Eduardo

**Eduardo** is a playable character in *Smash Bros Lawl Beatdown*, appearing as an Echo Fighter for Edd.

## Character Description

Eduardo is one of Edd's neighbors and his primary rival. He lives with Jon and Mark, and the trio constantly rub their success in Edd's face. Eduardo is arrogant, rude, and condescending to everyone around him, even Jon and Mark. Eduardo is obsessed with one-upping Edd, to the point where he has to brag about being "Number One", or "Numero Uno". It is revealed that his animosity towards Edd stems from childhood, where Edd rubbed his first place drawing in Eduardo's face.

### Role in the Beatdown Lore

Eduardo was invited into the Beatdown Mansion at an unknown point in time, bringing Jon and Mark with him. Edd and his group discover that Eduardo had been invited after returning to the mansion from the Abandoned House with their "treasures". Eduardo shows off his own treasures and his group taunts Edd's group before leaving. While all of this was happening, Darkiplier, Chara and Ellen were observing him from The Upside-Down, and he was deemed to be a good candidate for a body to serve as a host.

In BeatdownBound, it is revealed that Chara implants subliminal messages into Eduardo's mind through the Upside-Down, Playing in on his insecurities on being in second place. Eduardo gets agitated at the voices in his head.

It is revealed at the end of Spamton's moveset that Eduardo was subliminally ordered by Darkiplier to purchase his old cane from the Fantasy Costco, using the treasures he and his group found to pay for it.

## Moveset

### Playstyle

Eduardo tries so hard to be better than Edd; to be Numero Uno while Edd falls behind to second place. In that case, Eduardo trades away the all-arounder playstyle of Edd to be much more mobile as a Rushdown. While missing out on Edd's adaptability and coverage, Eduardo can rush in and be number one in a speed check against those that don't possess his mobility.

Note; Moves in *italics* are not moves shared with Edd.

### Grab and throw

 Forward throw
 Up throw

### Special moves

 Side special
 Up special
 Down special
 Final Smash

## Palette swaps

1. "NeighBORE" Standard
2. "Real Better Things" Based on Jon
3. "I Bet That's What Inspired You" Based on Mark
4. "The Dudette Next Door" Based on Kim/Katya
5. "Romeo, Oh Romeo" Based on Diwi
6. "Space Face" Based on Commander Bai
7. "'Ey Edd!" Based on Hellucard
8. "NO, IM UMERO BLUMO" Based on Chris O'Neil (Eduardo's original voice actor) and his appearance in *Casting Call*
9. "SOY NUMERO UNO" Based on Brock Baker (Eduardo's Legacy voice actor) and his appearance in *Casting Call*
10. "First Prize" Eduardo's Numero Uno outfit

B1:"" Based on Zombeh Eduardo from *Zombeh Picnic*

## Classic Mode

### Classic Structure

* Team Battle Teammates: Gary Oak, Vriska Serket, Strong Bad
* Special Dialogue: Tom, Matt, Tord
* Mid-Rival: The Thwomps
* Rival: Blockhead
* Pre-Boss: Edd
* Boss: Zanta Claws
* Credits theme: PowerEdd Theme

### Pre-Battle Dialogue

#### Mid-Rival

* **THWOMP 2**: (I don’t get why we’re still waiting for Luigi, he doesn’t even come through he-)
* **THWOMP 1:** (Shut up! Here he comes! Something green is coming!)
* **EDUARDO:** Wow, what the hell are you guys?
* **THWOMP 1:** …this isn’t Luigi.
* **THWOMP 2:** I mean, look at him! I can tell he’s a number two… too…
* **EDUARDO:** … *you’ve got it wrong, bud.* I’M Numero Uno! It’s me! And *I’ll punch you both in the face*.
* **THWOMP 1:** Nice.

#### Rival

* **BLOCKHEAD:** Toot-TOOT, next stop in friend town!
* **CONSCIENCE:** More like… next step in pissin' people off.
* **EDUARDO:** ...do I know you, loser?
* **BLOCKHEAD:** Woah, you have it all wrong, champ I- am the Number One Guy!
* **EDUARDO:** ...heheh, that’s a real LAUGH. *I’M* Numero Uno around here, got it?
* **CONSCIENCE:** Yeah this man is very clearly already pissed off at your existence, let’s just-
* **BLOCKHEAD:** \*gasp\* I worked very hard to become a number one guy champ!
* **EDUARDO:** You know what, I don’t have time for *losers* like you. I oughta get rid of you!
* **CONSCIENCE:** God help us.

#### Pre-Boss

* **EDUARDO:** Don’t try to stop me, loser! I’M finally going to prove that I’m better than you!
* **EDD:** EDUARDO! I can’t let you do this!
* **EDUARDO:** Then let’s settle this once and for all!

#### Boss

* **ZANTA**: We don’t have to fight… we both know what it’s like to be second best!
* **EDUARDO:** Yeah, but unlucky for you I’m Numero UNO!

#### Special Dialogue

##### VS Tom

* **EDUARDO**: Oh great, it’s you. Another one of Edd’s loser friends!
* **TOM**: Man, I’m too drunk to deal with you…
* **EDUARDO**: How about I knock you sober?

##### VS Matt

* **EDUARDO**: Look who it is, the loser with the mirror!
* **MATT**: Not you guys! I hate you guys!
* **EDUARDO**: Too bad! We’re here to WIN!

##### VS Tord

* **EDUARDO**: Look who finally showed up!
* **TORD**: Oh yeah, the neighbor… this won’t be hard.
* **EDUARDO:** WHAT did you say?

### Victory Quotes

* VS Strong Bad: How can you claim to be the coolest when you’re nothing but a LOSER?
* VS Dangeresque: I can’t even begin to describe how lame your movies are!
* VS John Egbert: Stop watching so many lame movies! Get some REAL taste!
* VS Edd: Just admit it already, Edd! I’m better than you! And you’re in second place now!
* VS Markiplier: Let’s Plays are so lame, how about you do something cooler?
* VS Darkiplier: Go stand in the sun loser! Now leave me alone!
* VS Mama Umbridge: Wow, those school kids were right! You ARE a loser!
* VS Stephen Quire: That was so lame! How about a real challenge?
* VS Watts & Rosalene: I hope you remember THIS, you douchebags!
* VS Homestar: Give me that number one shirt! You don’t deserve it!
* VS Karkat Vantas: Face it! You’ll never be the number one leader if you fight like that!
* VS Tom: Go drown in a bottle of vodka, lame-o!
* VS Matt: Who could love the face of a *loser* like that!
* VS Frisk: What, you don’t what to fight? Don’t be lame!
* VS Chara: Sorry, loser! You can’t influence me!
* VS Dan Backslide: What kind of LOSER gets beaten up this easily?
* VS Viola: Come on! What kind of loser witch can’t even do magic?
* VS Ellen: You don’t even have a physical body? How lame is that?
* VS Psycho Dad: Man, you’re nothing more than a lame old man!
* VS Psycho Kid:
* VS Tord: YEAH! GOOD RIDDANCE!!
* VS Gary Oak: If you can’t even win a league competition, then that makes you a LOSER!
* VS The Thwomps: I’m NO ONE’s Number 2! I’m NUMERO UNO!
* VS Kiran: Who needs your heroes when there’s a superhero in front of you? That’s right, NUMERO UNO!
* VS PeanutButterGamer: I can’t take you seriously when you watch a show as LAME as Arthur!
* VS Stu Pickles: Wow, I feel sorry for your neighbors.
* VS Spamton:
* VS The Crystal Gems: How many lame trios am I gonna have to beat around here?
* VS Vriska Serket: Come on, we both know one is better than eight!
* VS The Batter: I won’t even let you get by first base!
* VS Mrs. Mavilda: Just when I thought I reached the lamest fighter I end up meeting you!
* VS Harry Freakin' Potter: Sorry, but they’ll be cheering for Ed-Freakin-uardo now!
* VS Spinel: Just admit it! A violent loser like you won’t have any friends!
* VS Ruby Rose: Man, why don’t you go back to your lame school and learn to fight?
* VS Blockhead: *I’M* the Numero Uno guy around here, got it?
* VS DIO: How does it feel to be a loser, huh, vampire?

### Endings

#### Classic Mode Victory

* *Ever since his humiliation as a child, Eduardo just wanted to prove one thing- that he was number one. To spite Edd this hard, he made sure to bend this world to this very belief. No matter what Edd does, Eduardo would do it better. He would always have something superior. It would forever put Edd in second place.*

## Trivia

* Eduardo and Tord both use different voice lines from different voice actors.
* Eduardo's true nationality is unknown, as although he lives in England, he has a Hispanic name and has been confirmed to be Hispanic. Despite that, he also speaks with a Brooklyn accent. Because of this, he is listed as being American in Beatdown.

Strong Bad · John Egbert · Edd · Markiplier · Mama Umbridge · Stephen Quire · Watts & Rosalene · Frisk · Gary Oak · The Thwomps · PeanutButterGamer · Mrs. Mavilda · The Crystal Gems

Unlockables:

Homestar · Karkat Vantas · Vriska Serket · Tom · Matt · Tord · Dan Backslide · Viola · Psycho Dad · Kiran · Stu Pickles · Spamton  · The Batter

*Dangeresque*  · ***Eduardo***  · *Darkiplier* ·
*Chara*  · *Ellen*  ·
*Psycho Kid*

Indeterminate:

	+ **Bosses**: Zanta Claws
	+ **Assist Trophies**: Evil Director
	+ **Misc.**: Hellucard · Paul and Patryck · Jon · Mark · Larry
* **Stages**: ASDF Land · Durdum Lane