Crumpets

### Relatives

Syrup (twin sister), Waffles (twin sister), Toast (brother), Sherbet (sister), Pancakes (brother)

### Dislikes

The Government, people of authority, prison, being arrested

**Crumpets** is a humanoid bat. She is the sister of Syrup, Waffles, Toast, Sherbet and Pancakes, and is the oldest of the bat siblings.

## History

Crumpets first arrived at the house in mid-2019, intended to be accompanied by her twin sisters, Syrup and Waffles. But, due to a long and unimportant line of circumstances, she was introduced alone, with her sisters being introduced almost *2 years* later. Katuna took an immediate disliking to her by virtue of the fact that she was simply another female character, and consequently Crumpets became one of the first victims of Katuna’s purges. Katuna assaulted Crumpets and ripped her spine out, chucking her body into a container filled with the bodies of various other dead women. Desperate to escape, Crumpets transplanted her head onto once of the corpses in the container, traumatising her for life. She was later sucked into the Retcon Universe due to her lack of interactions with major characters. Once there, she was quickly arrested by the BSPD for being an immigrant, and was consequently sent to the Bionic States Prison of Bolivia to spend the duration of her sentence.

Katuna and her friends would later arrive at the prison. During this period, Axonn tried to talk to Crumpets, but she kicked him in the face without hesitation due to her rampant paranoia. Corroder dragged Axonn’s unconscious body away, and began talking with Crumpets himself.

When the prison riot began, Crumpets immediately rushed into the storeroom, where she discarded her prison uniform and reattached her machine guns. Crumpets quickly found herself surrounded by two Laser Guards and a Standard Guard, all three of which she disposed of with ease.

She later fled the prison and ended up meeting some of the Law Lenient Lads who were already planning a dimension-hop back home. In exchange for some loose weaponry she had grabbed in the chaos of the riot, Bobson Dugnutt and his accomplices let her hitch a ride on their powerful device.

Once she’d finally arrived back home, Crumpets thanked the Law Lenient Lads for their help, while the Lads thanked her in return for her essential firearms.

When Syrup finally arrived in the House after two years, she and Crumpets immediately watched *The Lost Boys*, a rather fitting film for their bat-like nature. Waffles arrived shortly after.

In 2022, all three bat triplets did a photoshoot for the TTV Message Boards, which received a surprisingly positive reception. One particular member of the boards, MooCowsRock, quickly developed strong feelings towards them, which Photez took advantage of by creating artwork of the bats. Suffice to say, a large chunk of boards members quickly became infatuated with them, with things escalating every time a new bat arrived or a new drawing was made, eventually resulting in Crumpets opening a Q&A session on the boards, which was soon closed by the site’s staff. Unsatisfied with the outcome, Photez and a fairly substantial group of bat girl enthusiasts began creating even more bats and artwork, leading to the heated Bat Conflict.

Once the conflict concluded, Crumpets and her siblings left the house for a while to ensure the conflict didn’t restart.

In 2023, Crumpets and her siblings were temporarily turned into GWP sets by Photez, before returning to their usual forms.