FIFA 22

FIFA 22 has started where FIFA 21 left off, getting promoted to Division 9 in their first season. In the next three seasons, they got promoted thrice in a row. They renamed the Sheikh Oil Money Stadium to the Big Man Arena after Big Man's departure. They also missed Bald Martin as he left to become the oh dear B team's manager, but he re-joined later in the season.

## Players

### Manager

The manager for oh dear this season is

* PowerPoint

### Main Players

There have been eight main players for oh dear this season:

* Jesus Christ
* Big Jill
* Big Man Curry
* Bald Martin
* Tom Robinson
* Bacuna Mattata
* Lord Farquaad
* Darren Hudson

### Other Players

There are also other team players:

* Theresa May
* AJBPlayz
* X AE A 12
* Michael D. Higgins
* Prince Charles
* Zhen Juan Chen
* lord Divock
* HoChi Minh
* Hugh Carroll
* Pope Francis
* Alan Murphy
* Josh Mulvany
* Dua Lipa
* Philippa Walsh
* Michael Jackson
* Martin Cleary
* Lorna MacMinamin
* Samuel L Jackson
* Jeremiah Palechevskis
* Anthony O Reilly
* Beyoncé
* Chunkz
* WOLFE3Y
* KSI
* Doctor Slone
* The Foundation
* Morgan Freeman
* Niran Yesufu
* Roberto Dúnne

### New Signings

oh dear signed a lot of new players throughout the season, here is the list

* Big Jill
* Tom Robinson
* Bacuna Mattata
* Zhen Juan Chen
* Hugh Carroll
* Dua Lipa
* Philippa Walsh
* Samuel L Jackson
* Beyoncé
* Chunkz
* Morgan Freeman
* KSI
* Doctor Slone
* Michael Jackson
* Lord Farquaad
* Big Man Curry
* Bald Martin
* AJBPlayz
* Darren Hudson
* The Foundation
* Prince Charles

## Trophies

Over the course of the season oh dear collected:

* 1x Division 9 Title
* 2x Division 8 Title
* 2x Division 5 Title
* 3x Division 4 Title
* 3x Survival Cup
* 1x No Rules Cup
* 1x Long Range Cup

## Stats

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (159)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (98)
* Most Clean Sheets: AJBPlayz (15)
* Most Appearances: lord Divock (324)
* Most Goals Per Game: Jesus Christ (0.8)
* Most Assists Per Game: Mary Batjoachim, Jesus Christ, Darren Hudson (0.5)
* Most Goal Involvements Per Game: Jesus Christ (1.3)
* Most Man of the Matches: Mary Batjoachim (40)
* Most Red Cards: X AE A 12 (7)

\*All stats as of 17 September 2022 - Stats get updated after each season

## Record

*Main Article: Fixtures*

* Wins: 143
* Draws: 52
* Losses: 179

\*All Stats as of 17 September 2022 - Stats get updated after each season

## Seasons

### Season 1

oh dear started off with a bang, getting promoted from Division 10 and almost winning the title. Big Jill made her debut that season as well as 8 others

### Season 2

Once again, oh dear shone, winning their very first league title after storming through Division 9

### Season 3

Another season, another title win for oh dear. Season 3 was probably one of their best seasons and there was still more to come

### Season 4

After a shaky start to the season, oh dear managed to get back on their feet and secure promotion to Division 6 on the last day

### Season 5

oh dear struggled this season against extremely difficult opponents and were relegated back down to Division 7. Tom Robinson and Bacuna Mattata joined the club and made their debuts that season

### Season 6

Season 6 was a very turbulent season as the team had high-highs and low-lows, but ultimately stayed in Division 7 that season

### Season 7

The word to describe this season is crazy. So many losses by one goal ultimately sealed their fate and were relegated to Division 8

### Season 8

Season 8 was one of the strongest seasons in oh dear's history. They stormed to the title with a game to spare with Jesus Christ and Big Jill producing some absolutely breath-taking performances

### Season 9

Season 9 was a very shaky season with a slow start but with the arrival of Michael Jackson midway through the season, the form turned around and they secured promotion back to the promised land of Division 6

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ, Big Jill, X AE A 12 (3)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Big Jill, Theresa May, Boris Johnson, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Philippa Walsh, Michael Jackson, Chunkz (9)

### Season 10

Season 10 was a very difficult season for oh dear, finishing the season just 3 points from promotion to Division 5.

* Top Scorer: Big Man: (8)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ, Big Man (4)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Big Man, Theresa May, Boris Johnson, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Pope Francis, Philippa Walsh (10)

### Season 11

Season 11 was full of heartbreak as oh dear were one win off staying up, though sadly their fate was decided and they got relegated to Division 7

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ, Lord Farquaad (5)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ: (4)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Theresa May, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll

### Season 12

Season 12 was the first season where all five main members really started to play together. It started off horribly with six losses and a draw in the first seven games. oh dear needed to win every game they had left just to secure survival, and they did! With a tremendous 4-0 win in the last game

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (4)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (3)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Lord Farquaad, Boris Johnson, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Pope Francis (10)

### Season 13

Season 13 was one of the most exciting seasons, with lots of free scoring games. Bald Martin also came back to the squad and was incredible in the last 3 games. oh dear squeaked promotion to Division 7, going into the last game knowing that they had to win and they did! With a resounding 3-0 victory!

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (9)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (4)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, X AE A 12, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Boris Johnson, Pope Francis (10)

### Season 14

Nearly. The word to describe the season. Nearly losing, nearly winning, and nearly winning the title. The team was only able to play 9 games this season due to a technicality, which cost them the title. The team scored a substantial amount of last minute goals, to grab a win, or to clinch a draw. But the team managed to get to Division 5 nonetheless, the highest oh dear has ever been.

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (7)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, X AE A 12, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Boris Johnson, Pope Francis, Chunkz (9)

### Season 15

Season 15 was one of oh dear's proudest seasons, being the second ever time the club has reached Division 5 (once before in FIFA 21) and it was also the very first time that oh dear ever secured promotion to Division 4. Jesus Christ and Chunkz were superb, with Bald Martin and Lord Farquaad showing moments of pure magic like when Lord Farquaad scored 2 goals to turn around the game and secure promotion.

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (4)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (5)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, AJBPlayz, Boris Johnson, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Pope Francis, Chunkz (10)

### Season 16

Season 16 was a historic season for oh dear as it is the first time they ever played in Division 4. It was also the very first time that oh dear have been promoted to Division 3 in the history of the club. The season was also extremely impressive, securing survival after just 6 games. Big Man, Jesus Christ, Chunkz and Bald Martin all had incredible performances.

* Top Scorer: Chunkz, Big Man (5)
* Most Assists: Bald Martin (3)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, AJBPlayz, Boris Johnson, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll X AE A 12, Pope Francis (10)

### Season 17

Season 17 was among the toughest seasons in oh dear's history as it was the club's very first time being in Division 3. They faced some of the toughest opponents, but were extremely unlucky in a lot of matches, with their opponents scoring many goals that were against the flow of the game.

* Top Scorer: Big Man (5)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (3)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Big Man, X AE A 12, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Boris Johnson (9)

### Season 18

Season 18 was probably oh dear's worst season in the history of the club, failing to win a single game all season and only scoring five goals all season.

* Top Scorer: Lord Farquaad (2)
* Most Assists: Chunkz (2)
* Most Appearances: Bald Martin, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Boris Johnson (7)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ

### Season 19

What a season! The team only looses one game all season and gets the title with a game to spare! Jesus Christ and Philippa Walsh also had some of the best performances in the history of oh dear with 14 goals for Jesus and 8 assists for Philippa! Hello Division 4!

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (14)
* Most Assists: Philippa Walsh (8)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, AJBPlayz, Boris Johnson, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Pope Francis, Philippa Walsh, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ (5 Man of the Matches)

### Season 20

A hard fought campaign secures oh dear's spot in Division 4 for another season. Jesus Christ once again performs incredibly alongside Darren Hudson and Bacuna Mattata

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (11)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (3)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, AJBPlayz, Boris Johnson, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Pope Francis (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ (5 Man of the Matches)

### Season 21

oh dear survive another season in Division 4, but final day heartbreak meant promotion was just out of reach. Bacuna Mattata, Jesus Christ and Bald Martin all putting in great performances Bacuna Mattata

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (7)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ, Pope Francis, Philippa Walsh (2)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Bacuna Mattata, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Boris Johnson, Pope Francis (10)
* Player of the Season: Bacuna Mattata (3 Man of the Matches)

### Season 22

Division 3 is here! After a tough and gruelling season, the team manage to secure promotion to Division 3 in the last game! Jesus Christ, Bald Martin and AJBPlayz all putting in outstanding performances

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (7)
* Most Assists: Bald Martin, Jesus Christ (5)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Boris Johnson (10)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ (4 Man of the Matches)

### Season 23

After a very tough season, oh dear have sadly been relegated back to Division 4, even though there were great performances from Jesus Christ, Lord Farquaad and Alan Murphy

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (7)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ, Lord Farquaad (3)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Bald Martin, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Boris Johnson, Pope Francis (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ (3 Man of the Matches)

### Season 24

A very tough season with high scoring games and securing survival in Division 4, with some great performances from Jesus Christ, Bald Martin and Lord Farquaad

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (6)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ, Bald Martin (5)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Bald Martin, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Boris Johnson, Pope Francis, Alan Murphy, X AE A 12 (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ (3 Man of the Matches)

### Season 25

An incredible last game gives oh dear survival to stay in Division 4 with an amazing last game from Jesus Christ, Bacuna Mattata, Lord Farquaad and Bald Martin

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (4)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ, Bald Martin, Bacuna Mattata (4)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Boris Johnson, Pope Francis
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ (2 Man of the Matches)

### Season 26

One of the craziest seasons of all time, losing their first 4 games, but somehow crawling back to safety and almost getting promoted. Bald Martin and Big Man also had one of their best seasons ever

* Top Scorer: Bald Martin (7)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (4)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Boris Johnson, X AE A 12 (10)
* Player of the Season: Bald Martin (3 Man of the Matches)

### Season 27

WE'VE DONE IT!! oh dear have won the Division 4 title and have been promoted back to Division 3!!! Jesus Christ, Big Man and Bald Martin all had incredible seasons with Jesus even scoring 14 goals in 9 games!

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (14)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ, Bald Martin, Philippa Walsh (4)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Boris Johnson, Pope Francis (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ (4 Man of the Matches)

### Season 28

An extremely tough season with Jesus Christ leaving half way through sees oh dear relegated from Division 4 on the final day even after strong performances from Mary Batjoachim, Big Man and Bald Martin

* Top Scorer: Bald Martin, Jesus Christ (4)
* Most Assists: Chunkz (5)
* Most Appearances: lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Boris Johnson, Pope Francis (10)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ (3 Man of the Matches)

### Season 29

Final day heartbreak sees oh dear miss out on promotion after facing one of the best teams in the league. Stunning performances from Mary Batjoachim, Bald Martin and Lord Farquaad couldn't get us through in the end

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (8)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Bald Martin, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Boris Johnson, Pope Francis (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim (4 Man of Matches)

### Season 30

An increadible last game sees oh dear secure survival with a 5-2 win away from home, Mary Batjoachim once again impresses, but Philippa Walsh, Chunkz and Darren Hudson, on his return, also performed amazingly

* Top Scorer: Darren Hudson (8)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim, Chunkz, Philippa Walsh (5)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, AJBPlay, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Boris Johnson, Philippa Walsh (11)
* Player of the Season: Darren Hudson (1 Man of the Match)

### Season 31

An incredible push in the last few games sees oh dear clinch a spot in Division 4 after amazing games and seasons from Mary Batjoachim, Big Man and Darren Hudson who has really proven himself in the oh dear first team after Bald Martin's injury

* Top Scorer: Big Man (7)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson (5)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, X AE A 12, Boris Johnson (9)
* Player of the Season: Darren Hudson (3 Man of the Matches)

### Season 32

A great season sees oh dear secure promotion to Division 3 with a game to spare. Big Man impressed, but ultimately cost oh dear the title after only winning one game after he came back. Darren Hudson had an amazing season with 6 goals and 9 assists.

* Top Scorer: Darren Hudson (6)
* Most Assists: Darren Hudson (9)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Boris Johnson, Alan Murphy (10)
* Player of the Season: Darren Hudson (2 Man of the Matches)

### Season 33

oh dear have been relegated from Division 3 after an extremely difficult season with lots of things happening off the pitch which impacted their performances

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (3)
* Most Assists: Alan Murphy (2)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Boris Johnson, Josh Mulvany (7)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim (2 Man of the Matches)

### Season 34

oh dear have secured survival in Division 4! After an awful start to the season, the team didn't give up and clawed their way to survival with a few games to spare, but ultimately couldn't get promoted. Mary, Darren and Chunkz all had great seasons

* Top Scorer: Darren Hudson (13)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (9)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (10)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim (4 Man of the Matches)

### Season 35

oh dear stay in Division 4 after a sublime season from Mary Batjoachim, but couldn't reach promotion in the end as the season was cut short with only 8 games played.

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (7)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (4)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Prince Charles, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (8)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim (4 Man of the Matches)

### Season 36

Another season has ended with oh dear keeping their spot in Division 4 after a great but tough season with Mary Batjoachim and Lord Farquaad excelling in the games.

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (9)
* Most Assists: WOLFE3Y (8)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Prince Charles, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim (3 Man of the Matches)

### Season 37

oh dear have done the unthinkable and have stayed in Division 4 for another season! After a miraculous recovery in the last few games oh dear secured survival!

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (8)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (4)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Alan Murphy (10)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim (5 Man of the Matches)

### Season 38

Another season has ended, but this time oh dear could not keep their place in Division 4 after a valiant performance. Mary Batjoachim and Darren Hudson putting in incredible performances throughout the season.

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson (4)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson (4)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Prince Charles, Alan Murphy, Chunkz (10)
* Player of the Season: Philippa Walsh (2 Man of the Matches)

### Season 39

OH DEAR HAVE WON THE DIVISION 5 TITLE!! After a miraculous comeback, coming from 4-3 down in the 85' to winning 7-4 and Chunkz, Mary and Darren Hudson all putting in incredible performances, oh dear secured the title in the final match in front of the home fans. COME ON DIV 4!!!!

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (9)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim, Philippa Walsh (7)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Philippa Walsh, Chunkz (10)
* Player of the Season: Chunkz (2 Man of the Matches)

### Season 40

Back-to-back titles! oh dear have won the Division 4 title straight after getting their hands on the Division 5 trophy! Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson and Liz Truss all had absolutely amazing seasons, helping the team to the title in the final game

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (13)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson (6)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Darren Hudson, AJBPlayz, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Liz Truss (10)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim (3 Man of the Matches)