Master Cho's Noodle Dojo

Master Cho's Noodle Dojo was a a campaign run by Looweeja using the Final Stand system.

## Players

TacoCat as Kenji

Jeb as Zhong Wen

Arch Gamemaster as Qi Meng

ArcaneBacon as Randolph Hurtbone

## Campaign

Session 1

It started like most days. Sensei Cho had his employees working their regular jobs. His great
granddaughter Qi and number of her 20 sisters trained in the upstairs dojo,
all the while Kenji, Zhong, and Randolph worked in the kitchen of the noodle bar bellow.

When inspecting the kitchen Kenji and Cho got into a disagreement and started fighting. “You have two option! Delivery Boy or Noodle Bitch.” Randolph started making bets with the other staff.

The fight ended in a draw when Sensei Cho claimed “You have proven yourself more skilled than I initially thought grandson, but you are still trash!”

And with that Sensei Cho went back upstairs.

Immediately afterwards Zhong and Randolph put Kenji to work, to deliver some noodles.

Kenji’s time and speed is flawless as he leaps over rooftops and delivers food to satisfied customers. Zhong catches up to Kenji to complete an order. They come to his final stop, a massive black skyscraper shooting 374 floors into the sky. Kenji has two minutes left, so Zhong launches him into the air where Kenji pulls off an amazing feat of acrobatics and lands in and open window, making it to the final delivery.

Kenji looks at the customer. A tall man sitting in the shadows. They converse. The man appears to be 30 feet tall. He tells Kenji “I am Tsomu Liang, mortal enemy of your grandfather Sensei Cho. I wish for you to bring me to him,” and Kenji obliges. Liang extends his hand out 4 meters and places it in Kenji’s pocket, which he begins putting himself in.

With Liang in his pocket, Kenji leaves accompanied by Zhong and 20 of Liang’s guards.

When they arrive back at Sensei Cho’s Noodle Dojo, Sensei Cho recognizes Liang’s guards immediately, and
accuses Kenji of being an idiot. Kenji tell Cho that he has brought Liang with him.

Thunder clouds roll in from out of nowhere and Liang Extends out of Kenji’s pocket, until he is nearly 130 feet tall. He picks up Sensei Cho from out of the window and squishes Cho’s head, which initially crushes like a grape before imploding, and then exploding with the force of a mini nuke, as his corpse sprays blood everywhere, and the blood remains nearly a foot deep for some time.

Liang proceeds to peel the roof off the Noodle Dojo, and goes to pickup many of Qi’s sisters, as if making to eat them. Enraged, Qi grabs a quadruple-headed spinning bladed-hammer and runs forwards at Liang.

Meanwhile, Kenji grabs a sword and begins swinging at Liang, but with no detectable success. Kenji manages to slice a large hole in Liang’s neck which he shoves poison into, but Liang merely shoves Kenji inside the neck hole all the way.

Qi slices through most of Liang’s wrist, releasing her sisters and Kenji too, who comes flying out of one of Liang’s veins and in the process knocking the rest of his hand off.

“That was the weirdest waterslide I’ve ever been on” he remarked.

Qi stabs her hammer into the severed hand’s flesh and swings it directly into Liang’s face, but he begins to reabsorb it.

At that moment Randolph readies and attack while Zhong reappears from out of the shadows.

Randolph leaps into the air...

“The demon has risen. I shall unleash the heavenly power of good with which I have been bestowed,” Zhong bellows.  “Ancient masters' sword technique! Come forth, power of the Jade Emperor. Cleanse the evil that stands before us today. I am Zhong Wen, wielder of the power of the great sage, and the demon killing blade used by the ruler of the gods himself. Tremble before the might that which slays all evil, before I who have killed gods. None can stand before the might of the emperor which I wield. Come, Heavenly Grandfather, grant me might to slay demons in your name, as I have for three thousand years. To you, demon, I only have one word: die! Four times fourth quadruple sword slash!” Zhong raises his sword and trembles while screaming!

Randolph tumbles through
the air, but manages to kick Liang in the back of the neck launching him forwards as Zhong leads into the air and deal 64 deadly slashes to Tsomu Liang, destroying his physical form then and there!

Liang’s corpse implodes and becomes a ball of energy which shoots into the sky.

A voice rings out “You think you could stop me?”

And with that more lightning shoots from the sky supercharging the 20 henchmen...