Episode 2 - Phoenix's New Look Transcript

(Episode title appears from outside the bag as it blows away and this episode begins at the Green's House. Anoush explained everything about hiding from Alice Green)

Anoush: And then I was hiding and hiding and the next thing you know... Alice won't even stop searching for me. What's a cat gotta do to get somewhere peace and quiet around here?

Phoenix: Well remember, Anoush. It's not weather how you hide around this house. It's how you be your honorable kitty self.

Cogburn: If anyone's thinking about making me pie after pie for the birdy wedding. I am up for it. (Cut to Bill Green driving back to the Green House with his very own farm truck)

Bill: Oh man. What a day. (He accidentally presses the loud horns on the wheel) Oh no oh no oh no oh no!! (Cut back to the Farm Animals inside the Green House who heard the honking noises)

Herbert: Is that!?!

Chick: It's the WOO-WOOS!! (The Farm Animals goes crazy hearing that noise from outside and started to wreck the house)

Phoenix: (Howling)

Cricket, Tilly and Remy: Woos are coming!!! (They run around the house and cover their ears)

Cogburn: Not ready for the apocalypses! (Miss Brenda flipped him over and laughed)

Dirtbag and Anoush: (Jumps up freaked out with their tails)

Snakey and Chick: (Chick Punches and Snakey Hisses)

Melissa: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! (Runs very fast hiding inside the chimney)

Herbert, Betty, Priscilla, Cynthia and Miss Rouge: (Squeals and clucks like crazy)

Marjorie: (Eats the pillow hard with her teeth)

Phoenix: (Jumps around howling like crazy kicking her legs)

Miss Brenda: (Jumped, bounced and launched Dirtbag and Anoush into the air with her weight)

Dirtbag and Anoush: REOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! (Flies all around and hangs onto the vase on the ceiling)

Bill: (Cut to him turning off his loud horns on his truck the right way) Ugh, Stupid Truck. (Then we cut back to the Farm Animals inside the house not hearing anything from the outside anymore)

Phoenix: (Lifted up her right ear and hears nothing) It's gone.

The Animals: (Sighs happily)

Cogburn: (Panting) Oh thank goodness.

Phoenix: Good work, everyone.

Melissa: You're welcome.

The Chickens: We lay an egg.

Cricket: I don't think the woo-woos are coming back anytime soon.

Dirtbag and Anoush: (Falls down and crashed breaking the vase from the ceiling) MEOW!!!

Bill: (Comes back inside the house and saw the mess the Farm Animals made) OH MY GOSH!! What happened?????!

(Theme Song)

Phoenix: (Singing) I'm in the big city with the green family. Every day here is my favorite day. One big house and the family's farm. Food and laughter and much much more! Kids, A Goat, A Sheep and Chickens, A Cow and Pig and Kitties, We're one big family now. Sundays and Mondays are all fun days when you're with the...

All: (Off-screen) ANIMAL FARM!

(Barking and Meowing)

All: ANIMAL FARM!

(Bawks, Quacks and Baas)

All: ANIMAL FARM!

(Moos, Oinks and Squeals)

All: ANIMAL FARM!

Phoenix, Dirtbag, Miss Brenda, Herbert, Marjorie, Melissa, Miss Greg, Chick, Anoush, Cogburn and The Chickens: (Singing) We're all Familia!

Cricket: Bingo-Bango!

Title: "DISNEY'S ANIMAL FARM"

Developed for television by The Houghton Brothers

(We cut to Bill cleaning up the house that the Farm Animals have made during the noise they heard outside. And we cut to the outside of the farm as Cogburn told the Farm Animals about himself and Miss Greg in marriage)

Cogburn: Miss Greg and I...

Dirtbag: Miss Greg?

Herbert: The duck he was talking about.

Cogburn: Ahem... Miss Greg and I have ourselves a forming relationship.

Phoenix: Okay... Not what I had in mine. So... Herbert, anything going on with you and Bill?

Herbert: It was going great actually. I told Bill not to leave by my side when he and his family of greens go somewhere all around Big City. (Flashback to where he tries to get Bill Green not to leave while on his back)

Bill: Herb, get off!

Herbert: (Squeals. Then flashback to all the Farm Animals) It was a dark Monday I tell you. This is why Bill has started growing vegetables on the ground and leftover fruit for me to eat in the dirt.

Phoenix: Heh. Humans. Don't know a thing about taking care of us.

Anoush: Speaking of humans, Mr. Grigorian is getting very lonely without me. So he invited a kid named Benny. But it turns out he has to be very famous around others. Oh yeah! I am over the moon! (Brings out Saxon by laying on it) Ba-bam!

Phoenix: Yeah Ba-bam! And try not to make cat fur all over that rag doll. Tilly needs it for her comfort.

Marjorie: Feels better to have fresh air and sunshine while were out here.

Miss Brenda: (Eats the grass) And the grass out here taste delicious. (Cut to Phoenix as she and Cricket are in the front yard of West Elkins Street looking for some fresh tomatoes in the garden. Then three skunks are hiding in the bushes getting Cricket's attention)

Skunk #1: Psst... We wanna tell you something.

Cricket: Oh... skunks.

Phoenix: Careful, Cricket they're just going to spray you.

Cricket: Ah, Phoenix. When you been sprayed by a skunk it really happened back at Big Coffee now that it is gone out of business.

Phoenix: O-Kay. (Then she walked right into Daisy the Bear and gasps) Oh my.

Daisy: (Talks in Alicia Keys Voice) Do you come here more often?

Phoenix: I live here.

Daisy: I would like to know all about this farm you and your folks live.

Phoenix: All right, I'm listening.

Skunk #2: You have to come a little closer.

Skunk #3: We didn't want Gloria's boss to hear.

Cricket: Okay, I'm listening.

Skunk #1: Promise us something? No matter what happens, remember that we like you.

Skunks #'s 1, 2 and 3: (Turn their back and shot acid spray from their bottoms right at Cricket's face) SPIT SPRAY!!!!!

Cricket: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HELP ME!!!!! I'VE BEEN SKUNKED!!!!! (Runs around screaming like crazy)

Skunks #'s 1, 2 and 3: (Laughs at Cricket) We totally got you, Cricket.

Phoenix: (Looks at Cricket) Oh uh, I um. I gotta go before I too get skunked. Cricket needs my attention.

Daisy: So it's a date then?

Phoenix: Yeah something like that actually... Well... uh... Bye. (Leaves to go back inside the Green's house)

Cricket: (Comes back inside the house) Touch everything!, Touch everything!!, Touch everything!!! (Does so three times then he looks at Phoenix)

Phoenix: No no no no, Cricket! (Cricket jumps on her and rubs the stink off with her fur) Yuck!! Cricket!! Get Off Me!! This is your No No!!

Cricket: (Sighs happily) Uh I think I got most of it off. (Cut to Nancy Green in Bill's Truck Taking Cricket and Phoenix all the way to the groomers all the way in Big City)

Nancy: Cricket Cricket Cricket, What are we ever going to do with you?

Cricket: Why does she keep saying that?

Nancy: Phoenix, what can he do to be more like you huh?

Cricket: (Gasps then to Phoenix) Are you in on this?

Phoenix: Relax, Nancy is taking the two of us to one of the three places. The Mall.

Cricket: I love the mall.

Phoenix: The vet.

Cricket: Dang. I hate the doctor.

Phoenix: And the park.

Cricket: I love the park. What does three mean?

Phoenix: Nothing. It means nothing. Let us not have another argument to what three means.

Cricket: Agreed. (We cut to the place called Gloria + Green Cafe as Gloria owns the place when she sees some animal from her very own eyes outside. It was Dirtbag and Herbert coming in)

Gloria: Dirtbag? Herbert? What are you animals doing in my doorstep?

Dirtbag: We just wanted to hang out. Can we come in?

Herbert: Yeah. Oh wait hold on. (Itches his body with his leg) Sorry about that.

Gloria: Animals in the new cafe? Oh my gosh. Wait. You animals can talk?

Dirtbag: Yes we can talk. Let us in so we can be friends with you.

Gloria: Okay but make sure you wipe your feet on the rug. I don't like messy hooves and paws all over the new floors. (Dirtbag and Herbert came in and wipe their feet on the welcome mat)

Dirtbag: Ooh nice place you got. Do you live here now? Every Green Family gotta have their own cafe to run.

Gloria: It was a good day of my life since I opened it.

Herbert: Nice and warm and cozy.

Dirtbag: This place can use a lot of milk. (Sees a bottle of milk) WHOA!!! You were not kidding about the whole having the grand opening of your place. You even got me bottle of milk. Can I have one?

Gloria: Help yourself. After all you are a cat. (Dirtbag drinks a bottle of milk)

Herbert: This new cafe is really the best. Ain't that right, Bill? (He realize that he was talking to a cap) Yeah I'm pretending that this is Bill when he was out of the farm.

Gloria: Oh that's not the best part. It even has a T.V. at my place. Check it out. (She shows the television for Herbert and Dirtbag to watch sports like tennis)

Herbert: What is this?

Gloria: Sports. Kids really love to play sports outside like critter ball. Am I right?

Dirtbag: Wow this guy has got skills. I give it a 40.

Herbert: I give it a 42. (Speaks into Bill's cap) 41! Aww, Bill's cap really likes you. (Now we cut to the place called the groomers all the way from Big City where Nancy makes an appointment for Cricket and Phoenix)

Cricket: Yeah my name is Cricket Green and I am here for the appointment. When am I going to look more handsome in my own fancy clothes? (The dress designer took him to go find him some proper and fancier clothes to pick out) Ooh nice fancy up wear.

Shaggy Dog: Please don't cut my ear off like last time. Please don't cut my ear off like last time. Please don't cut my ear off like last time.

French Bulldog: So then Michelle said that Julie said that Barnaby said that Barry said that socks... turns out to be very dirty.

Dalmatian: No way. (Cut back to Nancy telling the groomer about Phoenix's grooming appointment)

Nancy: She just needs a regular haircut that represents her face that looks something very wild.

Phoenix: (Speaks inside her head) Yes! Something wild. Representing my looks! Come on, Nancy we need this!

Nancy: Make something a little more fragile and a lot of frame.

Phoenix: (Speaks inside her head) Yes! Frame it! Frame the hell out of it! (She imagines herself in her Bikers outfit along with Phoenix Junior and Phoenix Jr Junior all the way from the future in terminating her new biker look while the rock music plays)

Daisy: Wow! (Then the music stops playing as we fade back to Phoenix being taken to where she is about to be groomed)

Cricket: Ahh that's the sprint. Right there next to the blue overalls. Hey Phoenix, you should try wearing all these clothes for a change. (We cut to Mr. Grigorian dropping off Anoush to go see Tilly this morning)

Mr. Grigorian: (Kisses Anoush on the head) Bye, baby. Daddy will always love you because Alice only loves herself. (Feeds Anoush kitty kibble)

Tilly: Hi, Mr. Grigorian!

Mr. Grigorian: Hello, Tilly darling.

Tilly: Hello, Anoush. You're such a good kitty. (Pets him on the head and feeds him kitty kibble)

Anoush: (Speaking inside his head) Ooh I have forgotten about kitty treats.

Gramma Alice: What's he doing here? (Mr. Grigorian left before he took back his painting)

Mr. Grigorian: Uh, this is mine! (Shuts the door behind him as he goes back to his apartment)

Tilly: There's somebody we wanted you to meet. He very cute and very popular just like you. And he's a human child. Bring him in, Gramma! (Gramma Alice brings in a little boy named Benny in the living room) Who's this, Anoush? Does he smell like a puppy to you?

Benny: Ooh... Pretty Kitty!!

Anoush: What's happening?

Benny: Here you go. A kitty toy for you! (Hands the kitty toy mouse to Anoush)

Anoush: (To Benny) What kind of dog are you? (We cut back to Phoenix with a new hairstyle as she is now have a square cube look)

Nancy: Ohh! Now that looks adorable!

Phoenix: (Looks at the mirror but she doesn't like her new square cube look) .......

Cricket: (Looks at the mirror as he likes his new handsome look in black) Whoa. Oh my god! I even look handsome in black! (Scene blinks to black. Scene blinks back to the Green's house as Gloria is in the living room along with the Farm Animals)

Gloria: Whoa! All the animals live inside the green's family house now? This is like totally weird.

Phoenix: That's right. We animals get together to share our struggles and our feelings true in heart.

Anoush: Speaking of which, some little young boy named Benny stepped into my life.

Cogburn: We are witnessing the birth of a young human child.

Gloria: And all farm animals can talk human?

Dirtbag: Can we talk human? Of course we can. We just had a relationship with you.

Herbert: Why not try making new friends with you. Sometimes new friends are the best kind. (Winks)

Gloria: Are you winking at me? Don't wink at me? We're not friends. Especially smelly beast who came into Big Coffee and owe me.

Dirtbag: He's talking about me.

Phoenix: You two were hanging out with Gloria next door?

Gloria: Well they did. I didn't want the big boss to see you animals in the cafe.

Herbert: What are you saying?

Dirtbag: Does that mean we can't hang out together more often?

Melissa: Hmmm... There's something different about Phoenix's new look.

Miss Brenda: Now that'd you've mentioned it.

Marjorie: It does look like a groomer did something to poor Queen Phoenix's little head.

Phoenix: So you all didn't notice my new look back in the groomers in Big City?

The Chickens: Yikes! (They'd lay an egg)

Snakey: (Covers his eyes)

Chick: It's making me angry!! I WANT TO KILL THE GROOMER!!

Gloria: Boy for a little chick she sure has a big beak.

Phoenix: That's because she just hatched from the Blood Moon.

Miss Brenda: This reminds me of a stand up comedy. (Imagines herself as a stand up comedian on stage to the rest of the Farm Animals) So then mama cow told me that the dog look like a little microwave. (Farm Animals except for Phoenix started to laugh at Miss Brenda's jokes) Looks like boxing day is coming on at this hour! (Farm Animals except Phoenix laughed) This is the worse block party that I have ever been too. (Farm Animals except Phoenix laughed some more) This guy knows what I talking about. Oh yeah it's square. That is a square. (Farm Animals except Phoenix laughed) Is there a Weasel popping out of that square head of yours? I'm kidding I'm kidding. (Farm Animals except Phoenix laughed some more) There has been a special delivery package inside that box head of yours. (Farm Animals except Phoenix laughed) Boom. That's what I am talking about. Goodnight, everybody! (Then she sits down back on the couch in the living room sighing) Feels good to be a comedian.

Phoenix: Alright we all had our fun. Now how 'bout talking about our problems?

Melissa: (Giggles) Is that a cube or a...

Phoenix: Not you. Bill's back. (Bill Green returns by coming back inside the house)

Bill: Whew. Hey, Gloria. So glad you came to visit. And... How'd the farm animals get back in the house? Alright all you animals back outside. You have chores to do. (And Miss Brenda, The Chickens, Chick, Marjorie, Melissa and Herbert make animal noises as they all got out of the house. We cut to the scene where Phoenix is looking at herself in the mirror by her new look which is a square headed dog. As she imagines herself, Phoenix Junior and Phoenix Jr Junior having square heads as they all got outside to go see Daisy the Bear and when Phoenix looked at her Daisy Bear's head shift shapes into a cow's head which is exactly like Miss Brenda's)

Miss Brenda: Oh yeah it's square. That is a square. (Then it flashes back to Phoenix with her square little head)

Phoenix: I cannot go out there and let Daisy the Bear see me like this! (Walks and hides under the bed)

Cricket: Phoenix! Where are you, girl? (Sees Phoenix hiding under the bed) Oh there you are. Why are you hiding under my bed?

Phoenix: Oh you wanna know why huh? I think it'll be fun... to have a new look. But now I look like a Mini-Fridge. Ha. There's one Miss Brenda didn't say.

Cricket: Ah, Phoenix. I don't care what you look like on the outside. But deep down on the inside, you're still the same dog to me. Even if the groomers think you look very trust worthy and handsome.

Phoenix: Thanks. That does make feel a little better. (Cut to Gloria + Green's Cafe as Ms. Cho is back from her vacation standing alongside Gloria's unnamed Parakeet. Soon Dirtbag came strolling by as he knocks on the door)

Dirtbag: Hey, Gloria!

Gloria: Ignore him, Bill's cap.

Ms. Cho: MMMMM...

Dirtbag: Come on, man. Let me in. I just wanted... (Ms. Cho opens the cage letting out Gloria's unnamed Parakeet to cause mischief) Oh, you did not just do that! Letting out a parakeet! Did you just let Gloria into your head! She was just... (The Parakeet makes a lot of mess spilling lots of coffee and milk) NOOOO!! She was just a teenager! What are you doing!?!?! (The Parakeet opens a lot of salt, pepper, sugar, paprika and cinnamon) She's just ruining our friendship!!! Bill's Cap, Stop this!!! (Cut back to Phoenix back inside the Green's house looking outside)

Phoenix: (Speaking inside her head) Okay... I can do this. Just go outside and do a little doggy do and everything will be alright. Not like everybody's watch. Who cares? Cricket my best friend does care about me. If only I'd looked at the mirror to show myself in the face. But do I have to show my face in public? (She looked at herself in the mirror again and growled and barked then talks out loud) Oh My Dog that's me!

Cricket: Phoenix, please I'm trying to sleep here. Having a big day tomorrow.

Phoenix: (Walked toward to where Cricket is sleeping on his bed and tries too sleep beside him by laying her head down but it is so square that she can't get comfortable and sighs)

Cricket: (Woke up) Well, Now I'm up. (Cut back to Anoush and Benny playing together while next door at Mr. Grigorian's apartment)

Tilly: Isn't it wonderful? They're all playing together.

Mr. Grigorian: It's all thanks to you, little girl. (Anoush is playing with the ball of yarn but Benny wants to play with it too)

Benny: I want the ball of yarn! (Gets the hand on the ball of yarn)

Anoush: Hey that's my cat toy go find your own ball.

Benny: I wanna turn!

Anoush: Quit being selfish!

Benny: I need it!

Anoush: I warned you! (Accidentally Bites Benny's arm)

Benny: YOUCH!!!!!

Tilly: Anoush, no!!

Mr. Grigorian: BAD BOY, ANOUSH!!! (Then we cut back to the Green's house the next morning, Bill wakes up Cricket, Tilly and Phoenix)

Bill: Rise and Shine, Family! It's chore day here on West Elkins Street!

Phoenix: (Gets up) Whew. It's morning! I finally made it!

Cricket: (Yawns) Come on, Tilly. Let's make the most of this day!

Tilly: Right behind you, brother! (And she and Cricket went outside but falls back to sleep again)

Phoenix: Who's the best dog? (Stretches herself like a yoga dog) I am. (Accidentally shot a poop out of her butt and into the living room) Oh crap. (Scene blinks to black. Scene blinks back to Phoenix pacing around in the house and Cricket was there too) I pooped in the house! I Pooped In The House!! Cricket, I POOPED IN THE HOUSE!!!

Cricket: (To Phoenix) You haven't had an accident ever since you were a puppy.

Phoenix: Oh no no no no no! This is not who I am. I am a Moderate Scarlet breed of a dog. I can't leave the poop inside the living room of the house.

Cricket: Course you will. Be mischievous like me. I do a lot of crazy stuff all the time.

Phoenix: I can't be mischievous like you. This will destroy the Green Family. I am a perfect breed of a dog. What am I going to do?

Cricket: Relax. I'll hide the evidence for you.

Phoenix: You'll... do that for me?

Cricket: Yup. I'll wrap it all up like a birthday present convents anyone that I did it.

Phoenix: Thanks. But... I am the dog who caused that problem. I have to tell them. (We now cut to Phoenix, who have gathered Dirtbag, Snakey, Anoush and all the Farm Animals inside the Green's House while having a meeting in the living room) Well, thank you all for coming in so early. I am going to share all of you something that I am not suppose to do.

Anoush: (Spoke out loud) I bit Benny!

Farm Animals: (Gasps simultaneously)

Phoenix: OH MY GOD!!

Miss Brenda: That was a big oopsy.

Cogburn: I told you that young boy had to be the famous one.

Miss Brenda: Why? The cat bit a kid.

Marjorie: You do not do that!

Chick: You take it! You Take It!! AND YOU TAKE IT!!!

Anoush: I'm sorry. But I didn't mean to. I had to protect my cat toys from that kid.

Melissa: It's the crate for you.

Phoenix: Anoush..., We're all farm animals around here. But we're pets first. And pets don't bite people. We need to show the humans the respect they deserve. Show obedience. Do a lot of tricks we have learned; COME, HEAL, SIT, STAY, STAND UP, ROLL OVER, AND NEVER... EVER... POOP IN THE HOUSE!!

Melissa: Well somebody did. (Looked at Phoenix's poop in the living room and so did the rest of the Farm Animals)

Dirtbag: Whoa! Look at the size of that thing! Very stinky isn't it?

Marjorie: I can smell it from over here!

Cynthia: I wonder who have shot a poop inside the house.

Marjorie: Was it, Cricket?

Phoenix: No, It Was Me! I Did It! I'd Pooped In The House Like A Bad Girl!

Farm Animals: (Gasps simultaneously)

Melissa: Indoor number two was a number one no no.

Cogburn: And they'd say it was a crime spree. Poor ol' Queen Phoenix.

Dirtbag: Aw, Phoenix. There's no way to disappoint yourself. I know what it's like to disappoint a friend.

Herbert: Why? Was it letting Gloria getting into your head all the time?

Dirtbag: I felt so ashamed now that her boss is back from vacation.

Herbert: That's what I thought you said before you even left me.

Dirtbag: (Jumps to Herbert) Thank you, Herbs. I'm sorry that I...

Herbert: (Gasps happily) Did you just give me a nickname? Aww!

Gloria: (Came by) So wait, the cat gave a pig a nickname? That was like super lame. I mean seriously. Why should I hang out with a bunch of Farm Animals that can speak human. How unfortunate.

Dirtbag and Herbert: Shut up, Gloria!

Gloria: And now the farm animals are telling me to zip my lip. (Leaves the house)

Miss Brenda: Speaking of nicknaming someone, I wonder if that poop doodle is gone yet. (Looked at Phoenix's poop and it is still there) Nope, still there.

Phoenix: What am I going to do? I am a German Shepard Scarlet Dog. More than that. Cricket is my best friend. I just have to face the music. I... (Shows her tears) can't bare to disappoint my family.

Herbert: Queen Phoenix, don't be so hard on yourself. None of us is perfect. Even if it means who will be in charge of the farm.

Melissa: Yeah. But it had to be done that way we could move on to our lives.

Snakey: (Points to the poop with his tail and hisses)

Phoenix: Thanks for your hospitality, Snakey. But this is my mess. I must stand this up on my own. (Now we cut to Tilly and Mr. Grigorian reading Benny a bedtime story while Anoush is inside the crate)

Benny: Ooh. I love a puppy story. Who's that?

Tilly: That Benny is a German Shepherd.

Benny: And this one?

Tilly: That's a French English Bulldog.

Benny: And that one?

Tilly: That's a Boxer, a Shaggy Dog, a Sheep Dog, Chihuahua, a Weenier and a Dalmatian.

Mr. Grigorian: Boy you sure do know your dogs huh, little boy?

Benny: Speaking of which I have to apologize to your pet. (Does so as he goes to where Anoush is inside his crate)

Anoush: Oh no. He's coming for me! Tilly! Tilly help me! Where's the adult super vision!?! (But Benny pulls out kitty treat from his pocket as Anoush smells it from his nose) Are those kitty treats?

Benny: Yeah. I'm sorry I tried to take your cat toy. All I wanted is to share with you.

Anoush: And I'm sorry I have bitten your arm. So are we cool?

Benny: All's forgiven. (Anoush ate the kitty treat from Benny's hand and gives him a big hug)

Anoush: I love you, Benny. How about those belly rubs? (Now we cut back to Phoenix inside the Green's house as she is about to face her punishment from somebody)

Phoenix: Okay, Phoenix. Time to own up.

Nancy: (Came in and saw Phoenix's poop on the floor in the living room) WHOA!! Who pooped in the house? Phoenix!?, Did you do this? This is so not like you!

Phoenix: (Whimpers but Cricket took the blame)

Cricket: Ohhh... Whoa as me!!! What a poop that I just made in the living room!!!

Phoenix: Cricket, what are you doing?

Cricket: Wink! (Winks)

Nancy: Cricket, it was you! I'd expected this from Bill but I will not except this misbehavior. And Phoenix, I am so sorry that I had to blame you for all this. (Takes out a napkin out of her purse and picks it up and throws it in the garbage bag) Oh my perfect princess.

Phoenix: Feels good feels good feels good!

Nancy: Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix, what are we ever going to do with this here look of yours? (Fixes Phoenix's look back to the way it was so that Phoenix can hear with her ears again) I had the groomer fix it but I had to cancel the appointment for once. Now there's the Phoenix we know in love.

Phoenix: (Barking and panting happily)

Nancy: And as for you, Cricket...

Cricket: I know, Mom. I'll go to my room and stay there where I can't be seen. (Does so as he goes to his bedroom)

Nancy: That's what I wanted to hear. (That night, we cut to the scene where Phoenix is sleeping in the living room all by herself but she couldn't sleep without her best friend Cricket at her side so she walked toward the bedroom by going through the doggy door)

Cricket: (Can't sleep with his eyes open wide) ......

Phoenix: Knock knock!

Cricket: Hmm? Phoenix.

Phoenix: May I come in?

Cricket: Sure you can. You can sleep with me.

Phoenix: Thanks. (Joins Cricket by sleeping alongside him) What you did back there is very impressive.

Cricket: It's what I do.

Phoenix: Thank you for taking the blame for my no no.

Cricket: They're our no nos, Phoenix.

Phoenix: Yeah. Doubt it.

Cricket: Okay goodnight. (They both fell asleep together by hugging as we zoom out of the Green's house by ending the episode and blink to black. Now we cut to the epilogue of the episode as Cricket once again ran into three skunks from earlier as the end credits come out) Oh there you three skunks are. Now... what were you boys wanted to tell me earlier?

Skunk #1: Psst. Do you really want to know?

Cricket: Yes. I really wanted to know!

Skunk #2: Okay! Since you'd asked!

Skunk #3: Here come a little closer. (Cricket came close to the three skunks)

Skunk #1: Yeah. That's it. Just bring yourself over here so that we can tell you everything.

Cricket: (Does so as he came close to the three skunk) How's this?

Skunk #1: Alright. (Pats Cricket on the head) That's good. (Whispers to Cricket into his ears to what the skunks did in the Big Coffee)

Cricket: (Whispers) Whoa... No way.

Skunk #2: But the best part is...

Cricket: Yes...?

Skunks #'s 1, 2 and 3: SPIT SPRAY!!!!! (Sprays acid spray from their bottoms right at Cricket's face)

Cricket: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! HELP ME!!!!! I'VE BEEN SKUNKED!!!!! (Runs around and screams like crazy)

Skunk #3: Did you see that? It happened again!!

Skunk #1: We loving this!!

Skunks #'s 1, 2 and 3: SPIT SPRAY!!!!!! (Sprays acid spray from their bottoms right at Cricket's face again)

Cricket: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! (Runs around going all willy nilly) HELP ME!!!! I'VE BEEN SKUNKED!!!!!

Skunk #2: You walked right into that one!!

Cricket: (Rolls all around getting the stink off) YOU KNOW I'M GONNA A HARD TIME TRUSTING YOU THREE STINKY BOYS AGAIN!!!!!

Skunk #1: Works on that boy all the time!!

Cricket: (Keeps on rolling) WHY DID I OPEN MY HEART TO YOU!?!?! (End of epilogue)

THE END

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