Mike

### Affiliation

U.S Military (formerly), Memelads Middleschool (formerly), Memelads Highschool, Dimension Defenders

## Appearances

### Appears in

Memelads Middleschool, Memelads Highschool, Rip Memelads Realities, The Homie Families (cameo)

### Debut

Phase 1

> My guys’ performance are… lackluster
>
> Mike, talking about his security team

> I am still young enough to kick your ass
>
> Mike, about to win the heavyweight world championship in boxing

Mike is a main character in the Memelads universe, starting off as one of the main villains, a teacher at Memelads Middle School. He was complicit to all of the crimes committed at the school, and sometimes served as the principal's right hand as head of security. As time went on Mike became a protagonist, helping the heroes fight against current villain, Mr. Big.

## Appearance

Mike is a large muscular man who fought in the military all his life. He has red hair he usually styles into a flat top. Mike also wears a bandana over his eyes due to him being blind. He always wears his military uniform and helmet wherever he goes, and refuses to eat anything but food he hunts, or finds in an mre.

## Biography

### Early life

**Growing up**: Mike was raised by two French immigrants during the revolutionary war. Mike decides to enlist in the military to fight for his family’s freedom. During his battle in the revolutionary war, he ends up getting wounded, and treated by a mysterious doctor, who also happens to be a time traveler. The time traveler gave Mike a serum which grants him immortality, and a healing factor, Mike has always viewed it as a curse.

**Vietnam**: After fighting in many wars, Mike grew insane dealing with the loss of friends. However it would all change in Vietnam. When Mike and his squad, (Delta Squadron), were sent on a secret mission to the enemies headquarters, they were ambushed, and Mike was captured. When the enemy interrogated him, they quickly realized that Mike would heal back any wounds they inflict on him, so they get the idea to scoop out his eyes, and burn the stumps, so they cannot grow back. The kidnappers would do this to great success, however unfortunately for them, this would serve as Mike's last straw, as he would go into a murderous rage, and break free from his restraints, and kill his captors. At this moment, the Americans would find Mike, and attempt to rescue him. Mike, driven by insanity, would kill the American soldiers coming to rescue him, under the influence that they were more enemies. After Mike finally gained his consciousness again, he was captured, court martialed, and dishonorably discharged from the military.

### Present times

**Memelads Middle School**: Years pass since his Vietnam debacle, and he would be living out of his trailer, jobless. He came across the Memelads job application, and came to find out that Memelads would be the only place that would hire him. So Mike became the history teacher, and the head of security. It was here that his poor mental state, and anger issues would have an outlet, so Mike would carry out the principal's evil plans. However, after the school revolution, Mike, having been humiliated by loosing to a bunch of children, would go into hiding. Where he would be for the rest of Memelads Middle School.

**Memelads Highschool**: After the students rebellion over the school occurred, Mike comes out of hiding and seeks a job at the school. He is hired as the head of security once again, amongst similar faces like the Dark Arts teacher, Devon, and the Principal. Mike would remain relatively quiet for the next few years.

**Memelads Phase 1-5 arcs**: When Mike gets his new job as Head of Security and doesn't get involved too much in the story. He mostly just hides out in his rv out of shame from loosing the middle school revolution

**Phase 6 arc**: After remaining on the sidelines for the majority of Memelads Highschool, Mike would be pulled into another conflict, involving mafia boss Mr. Big. At first, Mike worked for Mr. Big, against the heroes. But after loosing a battle to Alucard, Mike would rethink his choices. He decides to go to therapy, which would help with his mental state, and ability to make decisions for himself. After this, Mike would join the Dimension Defenders to fight back against Mr. Big, but the D. Defenders would loose to Mr. Big. Mike, after a few days of thinking, would start drawing up plans to stop the now Dictator, Mr. Big.

## Personality

> We liberated you! But if you ask me, I think you are a spy..
>
> Mike, voicing his concern about Alt Annette

Mike is a very jingoistic man, with a solid love for his country and democracy. He is very persistent, and always likes to get the job done swiftly, and... well swiftly. Mike is also a very wise person, yet very enigmatic, he rarely opens up about his past, or feelings. During the events of Memelads Middle School, Mike was very intelligent, secretive, and intimidating to the students, however it isn't known why his personality changed during his absence. It is possible that spending more time alone in his trailer made him go even crazier, which explains why he wasn't much of a threat upon his return.

Mike has a few hobbies for when he isn't on duty. He likes to draw, (despite being blind), and cook. Cooking and drawing are his only two major hobbies that don't involve violence. He also has a love for boxing.

## Powers and Abilities

**Powers**

* Regenerative healing factor
* Immortality

**Abilities**

* Expert marksmanship
* Close quarters combat
* Flying helicopters/planes
* Expert tactician

## Equipment

* M21 Sniper
* Combat knife
* M16 rifle

## Relationships

### Family

* Unnamed wife
* Unnamed daughter
* Unnamed parents
* Napoleon Bonaparte (Cousin)

### Friends

* Principal Schmidt
* Rainbow
* Devon
* Zemia
* Alucard
* Rossko
* Alyssa
* Annette
* Alt Zemia

### Enemies

* Zemia (formerly)
* Alucard (formerly)
* Thagros
* Shade
* Abbadon
* Mr. Big
* Stonkstown Mafia

## Trivia

* Mike was the boxing heavyweight champion for a brief period before Mikhail beat him in a title bout
* His parents were born in Normandy, France
* The time traveler that experimented on Mike is unknown, however there are clues to hint that it could be Greyson or Dr. Feathers.
* Mike was a part of a special program by the united nations during the 1960's, called the Delta Project
	+ The Delta Project was an experiment to see if all of the world's best soldiers can come together and form their own private military, one notable member is the ninja assassin Mirage
* Mike is codenamed on the FBI's list of criminals as "MT Kilo"