Behavior Card Day (Babs Bunny version)

It was behavior card day at Babs Bunny's school, and Kairi just came for a visit, despite being in eighth grade at Mulberry Middle School. Foghorn Leghorn said, "Good, I say, good morning, class! I'm sure you all know where Mr. Sherman has gone."

"No, sir." said the students.

"Well, he, I say, he got poorly with the flu bug." said Foghorn, "So, I will be taking over as a Behavior Card Day substitute. Let's start with the behavior card day! I already handed your behavior cards out to your desks. Some cards are good, and some cards are bad.

"Um...um...um...um...um...um, I got a black card!" cried Babs when she looked at her black card, "Mr. Leghorn, can I please have one more chance?"

"Absolutely not, Babs Bunny!" shouted Foghorn, "You have been the worst student ever! Go to the principal's office right now! And take your card with you!"

Babs was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.

Kairi was next to get her behavior card. "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This must have been a dream," she said. "I have gotten a rainbow card! So that means I must be a very good student, right, Mr. Leghorn?"

"That is totally correct, Kairi!" smiled Foghorn, "You have been the best student in the world! You have the rest of your life off! You may go to the principal's office and show him the card."

Kairi was so happy that she merrily skipped out of the classroom.

Sarah, Bonnie Rockwaller, and Vicky came third. "Aww, snap!" Sarah exclaimed in disgust, "Me, Bonnie, and Vicky each got a red card! What is the meaning of this?"

"Well, Sarah, Bonnie Rockwaller, and Vicky," Foghorn explained. "You three got a suspension for four months! Get out right now! I don't want to see you three ever again!"

Sarah, Bonnie, and Vicky were so angry that they stomped out of the classroom.

Fourth came Hamton. "Not bad," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "I got a white card. I guess nothing happens, right?"

"That's right, Hamton." said Foghorn, "Nothing happens to you. At least you tried your best. You may stay here."

Hamton stayed put.

Rhubella Rat came fifth. "Hey! What is this? An orange card? But, how is that possible? I demand you to give me a rainbow card immediately!" she shouted, "Or else, I will throw all of the school objects at your face!"

Foghorn shook his head. "Never for the 100th time, Rhubella Rat!" he shouted, "You actually deserve it for taking a picture of your "D" and throwing temper tantrums! The orange card means you get three hours of detention! Go to the detention room right now, or else!"

Rhubella was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.

Zira was sixth. She was crying and whining and throwing a temper tantrum about her card. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I got a gold medal card!" she moaned.

"That is correct, Zira!" said Foghorn angrily, "You threw a hissy fit over the packed lunches your mom made especially for you! For that, you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!"

Zira ran out of the classroom in tears.

*Ten minutes later...*

When Buster Bunny got a bubblegum pink card (Which was five whole years off), he got very happy. "Holy sweet, bubbly goodness!" he exclaimed, "I got a bubblegum pink card!"

"Wow, Buster Bunny! You have been a super duper student ever!" exclaimed Foghorn, "You got five whole years off! You may go home now!"

Buster was so happy that he skipped merrily out of the classroom.

When Kairi flew back to Hangman's Tree in Neverland, she showed her card to her father, Dimitri. He was very happy.

"Well done, Kairi! Your mother, brothers, and I are so proud of you," he said. "You're ungrounded forever! You can go play with the mermaids in Mermaid Lagoon with Ventus, Vixey, your brothers, and the Lost Woodland Animals as your reward."

"Thank you so much, Dad!" said Kairi, hugging Dimitri, "You're the most wonderful father in the whole world!"

"You're welcome, Kairi." Dimitri smiled.

But meanwhile, back in the real world, Babs got home and showed her card to her own father, Aladdin. He was very angry.

"Barbara Ann Bunny Sanchez, I can't believe you got a dead meat card and got expelled forever!" Aladdin shouted angrily, "Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! And so are Kovu and Louis!"

"Yes! I agree with what Aladdin said!" Jasmine said in agreement with her husband, "We wanted you to become the student of the year, not get expelled and have a dead meat card!"

"You're even worse than my mother, Zira!" Young Kovu, Babs' brother, added.

"And you're one of the troublemakers!" her pet gator, Louis, agreed.

"Don't you dare blame this on me!" Babs retorted angrily, "It was Sarah, Bonnie, and Vicky's fault for telling a tale on me for having sex with Buster!"

Kovu and Louis got shocked. Aladdin angrily stormed towards Babs. "For talking smack to your family like that, you're grounded for two whole weeks!" he scolded, "There will be no more TV, no more video games, no more movies, no more "Space Jam," no more Warner Brothers movies and TV shows of any kind, no more shopping, no more use of your cell phone, no more sending emails, no more salads, no more ice cream, no more candy, no more soda, no more dessert, no more pizza, no more McDonald's, no more Burger King, no more Zaxby's, no more Taco Bell, no more Subway, no more Wendy's, no more Jack-In-The-Box, no more Steak n' Shake, no more Quizno's, no more Papa John's, no more Domino's Pizza, no more Pizza Hut, no more Sonic Drive In, no more KFC, no more Chick Fil A, no more Arby's, no more Applebee's, no more Sbarro, no more Dunkin Donuts, no more Starbucks, no more A&W, no more Carl's Jr., no more In n' Out, no more Popeye's, no more Chili's, no more Rally's, no more IHOP, no more Dairy Queen, no more Frisch's, no more White Castle, no more Denny's, and no more Fazoli's for you ever again! I hope you have learned your lesson!"

Babs got even more furious. "Shut up, you stupid jerk!" she yelled, "I hope I will smash your wife's car with an axe!"

That did it! Aladdin slapped Babs very hard, knocking her down. "You're grounded forever for calling your own father a jerk!" he scolded, "Room now, naughty girl!"

"Well, good!" Babs scolded back after recovering and getting up, "I don't want to see you or even talk to you ever again!" She then stormed upstairs to her room.