Frederick Kooploz

### Occupation

Owner, Manager, President and CEO of Kooploz EnterprisesFormer Minister-President of the Koopa Empire (Boo's Pizza II)

Director of the East Indigo Underground Company (Boo's Pizza II)

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

Approximately fifty years prior to the present

## Physical description

### Eye color

Green

**Frederick Capitalism Kooploz** (birth name unknown) is an original character created by AwdryFan1997. He is slated to appear in his satirical gaming webcomic *Megacomic.* The self-proclaimed "richest turtle in the world", Kooploz seeks to use his wealth to become the head honcho of everything and everyone. In *Boo's Pizza,* he becomes President of the IPCF after a long and heavy struggle. In *Boo's Pizza II,* he also appears as a very relevant character.

## The Life and Times of Frederick Kooploz

Kooploz first appears in #1,953 as "?", an unwanted guest at ShyHo's wedding. He is there to find Dr. Vincent Carbanzo, whose research he funded and used to get to Dimension BP. He also reveals that he is under the influence of The F. This creates quite a ruckus, however instead of being exorcised, he is brought to meet ShyHo. The F's manifestation begins speaking to Kooploz, who ignores it. ShyHo becomes suspicious of the brainwashed Kooploz and asks him about his son Julius before shooting him. However, his mortal wounds are healed by The F's influence. A battle then ensues involving Kirbo and god, however the chaos is interrupted by Dr. Carbanzo, who removes The F from Kooploz. In spite of it, god continues to attack, however Kooploz deflects the attacks with his immense wealth. god then attempts to send Kooploz to hell, however the Narrator White Guy appears and counters this blatant godmodding.

Kooploz goes unseen for quite some time, until Jimbo reappears and declares that Kooploz intends to buy the entire universe. Immediately thereafter, Kooploz attempts to purchase the IFPC from Big Head. It's then that he is suddenly and without warning attacked and nearly killed by Donovan, however the incident is reversed by AwdryFan1997. It is then that Kooploz is given a "fake" coupon for the IPCF, which he uses to buy it from Hig Bead. Immediately thereafter, it's revealed Gaia joined the IPCF, and later, so does Planet. This sparks the IFPC Civil War, which Kooploz ultimately wins.

Kooploz, Take, Doug, and Army all go to Boo's Pizza to celebrate. They are served pizza by Den. As Kooploz begins to learn manners, Take is informed that Julius will be coming to visit. Kooploz offers Den a business partnership, however he is interrupted b ShyHo attempting to sell him some land, which he ultimately accepts and builds a hotel on. Donovan and Batter arrive at the hotel, where Kooploz promises them free rooms as a sign of peace. However, this kind gesture is interrupted by Frederick's downright evil son, Julius, arriving for the grand opening of *his* hotel.

Kooploz, however, did not survive his overnight stay at Kooploz's Caesar's Palace. Kooploz was murdered by Donald Duck in the night. He died just after seemingly turning over a new leaf.

However, following mild foreshadowing, Frederick Kooploz mysteriously returned from the grave, with plans to continue what he was already doing: being a money-hogging thorn in everyone's side. Near the end of *Boo's Pizza,* he attempted to make a film based on ShyHo's antics, however this arc was never completed.

## The Second Life and Times of Frederick Kooploz

Following the continuity reboot, Frederick Kooploz is mostly the same, however neither the IFPC nor IPCF existed thanks to the 15 May retcon. He is now harassed by his "charity" manager, Moses Waddington, in the plot arc *The Millionaire's Secret.* In the *Restoration and Revanchism* arc, he becomes Minister-President of the Koopa Empire and Director of the East Indigo Underground Company.

Kooploz goes on an extended vacation after reading the script for his upcoming film adaptation of *Boo's Pizza* and remembering the "fictional" events as if they were real (this is due to the Condemnation, obviously). After being consoled by Take, Kooploz confronts his fears and rediscovers the existence of the IPCF- just as the Condemnation is undone by the Nightmare Fleet. Kooploz later holds a meeting with Rufus Shinra and Ted Thiefighter on a response to the Nightmare Fleet and decides to ally with other states to counter Wart together.

## Trivia

* Kooploz is a satire of the bourgeoisie (AwdryFan is a communist).
* After watching the animated short film *Anarcho-Capitalism: The Movie,* AwdryFan has decided that Kooploz is an AnCap. However, Kooploz has no political aspirations, and the only reason he'd run for office is to make money off of selling "Vote for Kooploz" signs and whatnot. If he got into office, the results would be hilarious and quite possibly disastrous.
* You know, since the RP's dead, I'll reveal this: Fred Kooploz didn't actually die in that hotel. The whole thing was a sham set up by Army and possibly also Doug to gain publicity for Kooploz Enterprises and also some cash. The "body" was a wax figure, as a reference to *The Westing Game,* a mystery novel I'm quite fond of.

## References

1. ↑ https://zeldadungeon.net/forum/threads/boos-pizza.69471/post-1260688