Sam Jones

Edward Samuel Burgess Jones Jr., known primarily as Sam, is a fictional character and the main protagonist from the Bananas-Verse. He is the lion-hearted yet slightly arrogant Red-Blooded hero of the Bananas Gang, best known for his catchphrase, '*Great Fires of London!*'

Sam's main weapon is the Sword, and while he originally hails from PontyPandy, Wales, Sam now resides in Willsburg Point InsanityFalls.

## Sam Jones

### Aliases

Sam (by everyone)Sammy (by close friends)

Butt-brain (by Penny and Amelia)

Handsome (by Amelia)

Sammy ol’ Pal (by Elvis)

Buddy (by Elvis)

Bro (by Charlie)

Fireman Sam (by everyone in PontyPandy)

Uncle Sam (by Sarah and James)

Dad (by Burgess and Olivia)

Daddy (by Burgess and Olivia (formerly))

Granddad (by Ali and Alexander)

Grandpa Sam (by Tallulah-Lynn, Elliot, and Audry)

Bestie (by Elvis)

Moron (by Penny)

Samuel (by PreastMonkey (sometimes))

The Arse-Head Enemy (by all villains)

Quiff-Head (by Flex Dexter (formerly))

Cousin (by Joshua)

Son (by his father)

Sammy Sweetie (by his mother)

Idiot (by Penny)

Ultimate Heart-Breaker (by Monica, one of his ex girlfriends)

Ex-pal (by Elvis whenever they have a fight)

Leader (by the Bananas Gang, sometimes)

Dude (by friends)

The Hero Next Door (by E.H.)

### Relatives

Samasaurus Rex (ancient dinosaur relative)Caveman Sam (ancient ancestor)

Chariot-man Sam (ancient ancestor)

Mr. Quiff (great 900x uncle)

Abraham Jones (unknown amount of greatsx grandfather)

PontyPandy Pete (great 9x grandfather, presumably)

Sir Payton Jones (great 8x grandfather)

Burgess Jones (great 2x granfather)

Edward Jones (great grandfather)

Samuel Jones (grandfather)

Ed (father)

Raina (mother)

Jonah (uncle on his father's side)

Lydia (aunt)

Joshua (cousin)

Daphne (cousin in law)

Danny & Jan (first cousins once removed)

Bob (uncle on his mother's side)

Charlie (younger brother)

Bronwyn (sister in law)

Sarah & James (niece and nephew)

Norman (nephew in law)

Mandy (niece in law)

Freddie (great nephew by Sarah)

Max (great nephew by Sarah)

Rosie (great niece by Sarah)

James Jr. (great nephew by James)

Stacy (great niece by James)

Unnamed great great niece

Burgess (son, Olivia’s twin)

Olivia (daughter, Burgess’s twin, older by 3 minutes)

Tallulah-Lynn (granddaughter by Burgess)

Elliot (grandson by Burgess)

Audry (granddaughter by Burgess)

Ali (granddaughter by Olivia)

Alexander (grandson by Olivia)

Burgess Jr. (great-grandson by Tallulah-Lynn)

Mary, Martha, and Matilda (triplet great-granddaughters by Eliot)

Lyra (decedent in the episode ‘Future Follies’)

Sam (co parent in law/best friend)

Amelia (co parent in law)

Red (adoptive daughter)

Mason (adoptive son)

Adam (adoptive son)

Raina (adoptive daughter)

Dana (adoptive daughter)

Lily (adoptive daughter)

Annabelle (adoptive granddaughter)

Ben Jr. (adoptive grandson)

Pain (formerly Nicole) (adoptive grandson)

Matt (adoptive grandson)

Allan (adoptive grandson)

Will (adoptive grandson)

Billy Jean (adoptive granddaughter)

Kristy (adoptive granddaughter)

Sean Jr. (adoptive grandson)

Millie (adoptive granddaughter)

Jackie (adoptive step-grandson)

Roy (adoptive grandson)

Ruby (granddaughter in law)

Calvin Jr. (grandson in law)

Jenny (granddaughter in law)

Aaron (adoptive grandson in law, married to Allan)

### Affiliation

PontyPandy Fire Station (formerly)Willsburg Point InsanityFalls Fire Station 505 (currently)

The Bananas Gang (currently)

### Occupation

Student (formerly)Pizza Delivery Boy (formerly)

Trainee (formerly)

Firefighter (currently)

Singer (currently/somewhat)

Actor (currently)

Adventurer (currently)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Single (formerly)Married (currently)

Spouse: Amelia Earhart (m. 1995-present)

## Physical description

### Species

Human (mostly)Kimba Mutant (sometimes/formerly)