The Mean(er) Kitty Song

## Main Information

**Talking Kitty Cat 0 - The Mean(er) Kitty Song** is the zeroth episode of Talking Kitty Cat and it's also the pilot episode.

## Synopsis

The Mean(er) Kitty Song Is a Rap Song By Steve\_Cash and What is it is Steve Rapping and making Clips of Sylvester Playing and Steve Saying is uh oh Kitty Kitty 6 Times and Stop and Continued His Rap and at The End of the Rap he was Now Saying uh oh kitty kitty 6 times also with credits.

## Characters

* Steve Cash
* Sylvester

## Lyrics

* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh

* You think your little Sparta kitty's so bad?
* You ain't seen nothing till you seen this little asshole cat
* He's like a magic little demon when I throw him outdoors
* I slam it shut and turn around and there he is on the floor
* And when I look into his eyes I can tell what he's thinking
* "I'm gonna slash your throat tonight when you're sleeping!"
* And I don't wanna hurt him I don't mean to abuse
* But when we battle he cheats and I always lose

* Whenever we have company I'm checkin' their feet
* I hope you have really strong shoes 'cause he's got really sharp teeth
* And when I wake up in the morning, I don't step outta bed
* I stand up and jump away as far as I can
* 'Cause I know he's underneath there just waiting for me
* He's got those little swingy claws and they're looking for feet
* (Maybe he just wants to play) No no no, it's not that!
* He wants to kill me man, you should see this bastard cat

* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh

* And when comes to hide and seek it doesn't help that he's black
* He could be right in front of me and don't know where he's at
* But I don't wanna be afraid in my own home
* So put some tuna in his bowl and then he'll leave me alone
* For 5 minutes then, uh oh, look who's back
* He's got a belly full of food and now it's time to attack
* So I gave him a home and some love and some food
* And just look what he did to the sole of my shoes

* I'm gonna find you little kitty 'cause I know you're around
* And when I do we're gonna take a little drive to the pound
* Won't that be fun? Oh wait, I can't do that
* There's nice people at the pound, they don't deserve this cat

* Besides he'd probably run away long before I even left
* And when I finally got back home he'd be right there on the steps
* God I missed my little kitten when I brought him home
* He was just this big, he looked so scared and alone
* I rubbed his furry little head and he was so brand new
* I remember looking in his eyes and thinking (Aww, how cute)
* And then his fluffy little paw went right in my side
* I started bleeding like crazy man, I almost died!

* So pay attention to the clothes and to the shoes that you wear
* When you're in my apartment, I'mma warn you, better beware
* You might be used to little kitties
* Who might throw a fit
* But compared to my cat, your cat ain't shit

* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh, Kitty Kitty
* Oh, Oh