Old Chatroom 1

## **Overview of the Former Nation of C1**

*"Hello fellow axolotl, Welcome to Hell!"*

*The realm of chaos where demons run amok, overflooded with people, the beats of war drums constantly play as the chat flows with malice*

(until it turned into npc land)

**C1 motto: "If we can't get bitches, we become the bitches." -Jolie (EliMyBeloved#6257)**

**Chatroom 1** (also known as C1), existed from the beginning of time. Chatroom 1 is known for being chaotic and almost unreadable due to being the first chatroom newcomers see. Topics range from things such as milk and song lyrics to serious topics like gender. Many often find themselves clicking on this chatroom seeking for comfort...

People find themselves in the most chaotic place they might've ever been, but still, C1 seems pretty friendly.

Or is it?

On April 11, 2022 C1 had their cool down changed from 30 seconds, to one hour. This caused the citizens of C1 to flee to C2. Both sides were enraged at the others existence. Both side would sign a peace treaty. This treaty was written by nope rope#3885. The treaty read: "If threatened, we can gang up to survive better, we may share food if prompted, no horni pls, behave ig, faline is our lord and savior, axolotl, peace between us, no discrimination or war. Sign by reacting with ✅." 17 people reacted with ✅ and thus, the peace treaty was made official. Now both sides co-exist in peace.

## **NPC Land**

After many months, C1 had died. Now the only thing that was left was new members joining the server and sending 2 messages there and moving to C3 or (rarely but it happened) C2. With this kind of community, C1 devolved into a chatroom for NPCs to reside, here is an example of conversation.

“i want a headphone recommendation”

(reply) “bob the builder is cool”

(reply) “hi”

(reply) “hyd”

## **The Licking Incident**

On April 9th, 2022, Faline San came onto the channel and joked about locking it. This soon morphed into reality as either one of the admins, Jack, or Faline herself locked the channel temporarily.

Faline then attempted to unlock the channel, but instead misspelled her commands as "!unlick" instead of "!unlock". This quickly became a joke in C1, and many praised Faline, citing it as a blessing. Others warned Faline to stay away, as C1 could potentially be full of germs and disease

The channel was soon named #licky-licky by Jack, the server admin.

Another event of similar nature occurred, where Jack destroyed the lands and this event is know as the jackaclism.

## **The Traitor**

> *It all started on a regular morning. Here is what we got from one of the Faline Sanctuary members, 𝕭𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖔𝖋 ⁷#1993. They said, "Basically for today I got on at like 6-7 am and faline was on threatening to lock the server cause c1 is pure chaos all the time but she didn't know-how. BUT then our president hu tao betrayed us and told her how to do it just for recognition and turns out faline was just joking so ofc we had to do smth abt the traitor. That started c1's French revolution arc. We threw the president out and started new elections for a new start. That's when the old vice-pres became the current pres and they vowed to never breach our trust. The old pres now goes under a new alias (I forgor what it's called). That was this morning lol".*
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As the skies turned dark, eyes averted from their inevitable doom. Was it fate? Or was it some greater force beyond achievable reach? Many prayed for it to end, for all to return to normal. But there was no turning back now. C1 civilians were nowhere to be seen. A storm was brewing in the distance. One could not even hear the habitual chanting of the infamous witch coven. This was the beginning of the end. Many fled the streets while others howled in despair. There was screaming, and crying. The Piss Master had told the inhabitants to say their prayers, thus betraying their creations. There was no survival. no safety. Anarchy spread throughout the realm, fires started, homes were destroyed, and C1 was doomed for all eternity. The only one who could save the land from absolute destruction was the beloved Jack, who snored peacefully in his casual slumber, unknown to the horrors that were unfolding in C1.

Rioting started in the streets, thousands of civilians trying to overthrow the traitor president, who had gone into hiding. They had betrayed the land by running away from their duties when they were needed. Many called for a re-election, but chaos raged on. Faline watched over the chaos and laughed. Their creations are at war, once again. Days passed, and the traitorous leader, the one they called Hu Tao, came out of hiding. Once they were exposed to their crimes, they forthwith forced communism onto the inhabitants. Hu Tao claimed that it was all a set-up, carried out by the Almighty Faline, which could not be proved. Many requested for their execution, many protested for the backstabber to be burned, and many tried to hide away from all the chaos, seeking comfort in the wholesomeness of C3. People captured Hu Tao and brought them to the guillotine. They tried to struggle away. Nothing worked. The crowd was cheering, and the skies were clear. It was finally time to see the traitor’s end.

Their head was placed down on the block as they accepted their fate. The crowd watched ahead in anticipation. Hu Tao’s eyes slowly closed, and tears streaked down their face. Their time was up. “This traitorous witch will no longer plague our land!” said the executioner. He tugged on the rope as the audience egged him on. Some covered their eyes, some tried to get a closer look, and some even brought out cameras. The executioner let go of the rope as Hu Tao relaxed their body and… SHING! Pink blood sprayed from their neck all over the crowd. They cheered in delight. The traitor was gone! All the inhabitants could live in peace!

But of course, the chaos was not over yet. It never was, never will be. This was the land of C1, after all.

lore is written by your\_local\_gay\_cousin#5763 (11 Apr 2022)

## The Rulers

##### Vanilla

The first to rule the land was Vanilla, an eager spire, ready to take the throne. At the early stages of the nation, there was no democracy, so this became a competition to see who could say "ME" the first. As vice was the ever noble Valerie and as secretary, squib. However, Vanilla's rule would be short lived, as their long travels away from the kingdom led many to riot. The main leaders of the rebellion were eager to earn power for themselves. So, the night of Vanilla's leave, they ran rampage through the palace, destroying everything, demanding a re-election. The secretary, squib, was tasked with the re-election. (Missing)

##### Valerie

After a tight election, the vice president was elected as the new president. However, moments later, an earthquake struck, caused by Jack, and chaos interrupted. Because of this, the chaos made everyone feel the need to find a new leader. So, Valerie was assassinated in the night, in a dark alleyway, their body thrown into the river. A noble president, yet one that was short lived due to misfortune. The secretary squib was once again given the task of the re-election. (Alive)

##### Hu Tao

This president began well liked. They took care of the land, gave riches to the poor, even interacting with the common folk. This all changed when they gave secrets of the c1 destruction to Faline san, leaving c1 defenceless. They were executed, after being on the run for some time. The ever tried squib was once again given the task of the re-election. Out of all the elections, this election had the most candidates, with even descendant of Hu Tao, Ei, running to try dictate the land. (Dead)

##### Beary bb

This president is the longest lasting president, being the vice president of Hu Tao. They vanished strangely, nobody knows what happened to them. (Alive)

Pasta

The final and shortest lasting president. They were rebelled against by sevenluirf, the infamous rebel of the north lake. Though they fought valiantly, they fell. (Alive)

##### The first fall

After the fall of Pasta, Sevenluirf, who had been wronged by the system many times, sparked a rebellion. War was thawed across the land as towns were burnt and children were stolen. Squib arranged the final election to end all elections, for the nation to vote chaos or a president. One by one the votes came in and it became apparent. All the elections gave the axolts of the land cold feet and they urged for the former chaos that was of the past. The country was then declared anarchy for the time being and Squib finally got to retire.

"*The government has perished, only anarchy shall now rule over us"* (Sevenluirf - after the country was declared anarchy)

*"Retirement here i come"* (Squib -after they got to retire)

##### Other people in (former or current) positions of power

Nao - They were the vice vice president of Hu Tao (also a janitor and the nations only rice vendor). They used their power well and in their time signed a peace treaty with C4. However, they made the mistake of angering the demigod Jack, for carrying unholy manuscripts that were prohibited. Jack banished them from the land, leaving an example not to carry evil manuscripts. (Banished)

Squib - They are the secretary of the nation and serves as the person in charge of the elections, though it is prohibited for herself to enter the elections. In their time, they signed a treaty with c4 over not ganging up on c2. They are yet to be fired but every night worry about being fired. They retired after the fall and is still alive. (Alive)

Jack - They are the father of the nation that went to get the milk. They acted as the nations protector, though had caused some trouble themselves. (Missing)

Jas - They are the informant and the clear favourite of Matt. (Alive)

Sevenluirf - Ever since the election of Hu Tao, they had been plotting against the goverment for the sins they had done. They were the rebellion leader and now live in anarchy among the other axolots (Alive)

lore was written by squib#9072