Nicholas Von Igoreviche

The Assassin's Failure

> *"I die as a martyr to my beliefs and you will die a little Bitch Boy." - Nicholas to Jebidiah.*
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Nicholas Von Igoreviche was born in April 13th 1930 to a wealthy family in St. Petersburg. He began his life as a boy interested in Monarchism and held a huge dislike for Communists and Fascists alike. He hated Stalin and all that he stood for as the evil man rose to power in Soviet Russia.

Nicholas created the Russian Monarchist Association at school and got three people to join him: Petra, Piotr and his music Teacher Dmitri Shostakovich. All of them hated Stalin and held meetings together to discuss his downfall. Dmitri and Nicholas got along very well and, as Nicholas aged, Dmitri began to become famous writing music.

Nicholas' Father fought in the 2nd World War but when he came back and learnt that his son was a monarchist and not a communist he threw him out of his house. Nicholas began to listen to Shostakovich's music and watched all of the films where his music was featured. Nicholas began preaching about Monarchism in the streets of St. Petersburg. Stalin learnt of this and sent an assassin to kill him but the Assassin was killed by Nicholas in a fist fight in a pub in St. Petersburg. Stalin then sent an armed police force to arrest Nicholas and they succeeded, though Nicholas had trained in three martial arts and had succeeded in killing 3 of the 10 sent to arrest him.

This was all covered up by Stalin and held Nicholas captive and supposedly tortured him. When Stalin's reign was ended Nicholas was freed at the age of 23. Nicholas then left Russia seeing that their was nothing left for him there but before he left he pissed on The Kremlin wall Necropolis where Stalin is buried. Nicholas travelled the world for many years teaching everyone about the dangers of Communism, fascism and Capitalism.

In 1987 Jebidiah Thornton - a known Capitalist - discovered Nicholas preaching in Kensington and Chelsea in London, England and decided, instead of assassinating him, that he should become the Chief Banker of his company, Thornton Stationery Company. Nicholas accepted because he was very poor at the time. Nicholas hated his job and new what Jebidiah was doing but had to do it for the money.

Eventually Nicholas met up with Jasper Scunthorpe, Denzel Pepper, Bernard Smith and Cecil Longstaff in 2001 in an attempt to show them that Capitalism is bad and that they should rise up against Jebidiah (This was the original motive behind the 4 of them to perform the Thornton Revolution). They agreed with him and Nicholas went to face Jebidiah. Jebidiah and his son Montgomery Thornton were talking in his office when Nicholas stormed in while being watched by Jasper, Denzel, Bernard and Cecil from outside. Jebidiah saw him and his face turned from a smile into a seriously dangerous expression.

Nicholas raised his hand and began to attempt to beat the shit out of him Jebidiah attempted to respond and they had a huge fight. They fought each other through the Kensington and Chelsea Branches offices each battering the other. Eventually Montgomery was about to jump in to the fight but Bernard saw and launched a slightly weaker version of the Legendary Great Right Hook which sent Montgomery to the Hospital where Cecil explained to him what was going on. Denzel called Vlad Petrov while Bernard and Jasper cheered on Nicholas. Vlad arrived and knocked out Jebidiah and told Nicholas to run like you were on steroids. Nicholas did so and Jasper smuggled him in his stealth boat to Germany.

Nicholas went on the run whilst Jebidiah went insanely mad with everyone in the Kensington and Chelsea Branch. A manhunt ensued searching for Nicholas, spanning the whole of Europe. Then finally in June 2018 Nicholas' whereabouts where reported to Jebidiah from an unknown client in Heathrow. Jebidiah arrived at Heathrow airport whilst Nicholas stood there, waiting. Jebidiah then proceeded to say: "You'll pay for the crimes you have done to me you meddling Russian" and proceeded to spit on the floor at him. Nicholas had been training for this fight for many moons now and it was time to finish it. An epic battle ensued in the airport. Some of the onlookers stopped breathing as they watched the fight. Jebidiah was throwing all sorts of punches whilst Nicholas used his feet to confuse him. Eventually, Jebidiah rolled backwards and drew his six-shooter. Nicholas stopped and stared at Jebidiah and said his final words: "I die as a martyr to my beliefs and you will die a little Bitch Boy." Jebidiah then proceeded to shoot him 5 times in the heart.

Nicholas will always be remembered as a great man and as a martyr to his beliefs.