Alas, I Take My Final Bark

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**Alas, I Take My Final Bark** was the thirteenth episode, and first part of the finale, of Mythvivor: Greek Islands.

## Story

After an explosive tribal council, the Final 5 returned to camp. Parker was satisfied with his Final 3 of Glitter and Yekaterina, while Yekaterina hoped to make amends, her path to victory ever clearer and Parker became Public Enemy #1.

> *I feel like Parker is hiding from me now lmaoo. To be honest, I have a lot of things I wanna tell him, but since I now calmed down and got paid I'm not that .. annoyed with him anymore.* - Yekaterina
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> *Ughhh Yeka is such a cool person. For realsies misjudged them, they're chill.* - Pengu
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> *My plan is to flip on Parker and bring the two Apollos to F4. There, I'm hoping that Pengu or Evan will lose - because I'd rather risk that then a guaranteed Parker W.* - Glitter
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> *Ok plan right now: vote out Parker at Final 5, win final immunity, give immunity to Pengu and beat Yeka at fire.* - Evan
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Upon learning that the Final 4 would be firemaking, however, Parker found his path to the end a bit clearer, hoping to get Evan out at this vote to make firemaking a bit easier. The other castaways began discussing their challenge prospects as well, knowing only a few challenges stood between them and Final Tribal Council, while Evan lamented his fate in the game.

> *I think that Final 4 Firemaking makes my path to the end a little simpler. To me it seems like the best bet is to get Evan out this round. If Yeka really is mad at me, then I might have to get Yeka out instead. Either way, the 2 priorities are 1) Survive and 2) Knock out someone who's good at challenges.* - Parker
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> *Hmmm okay so I have 3 ideal F3 based on my mood.. LOL. If I'm gonna value loyalty here my F3 is gonna be my OG Artemis. I don't really have that strong desire to win tbh and I think Parker would win from the eyes of the jury and my POV he's been doing great and I think he deserves it. Glitter said she has a meme speech so I wanna see that and this F3 really is something reflects my character about the game.. cuz I really value loyalty and if I say I'm gonna go to the end with you I will do and I don't care whether how strong or trash of a player you are. Whether you beat me or not, if I told you I'm gonna go to the end with you I mean it. If i want to easily win just based on Game things it will be with Glitter and Pengu, not because I underestimate them but they already have this attitude that they are already losing... and i can see myself slaying it... And if I just want to be a cocky little bitch, I'm gonna go with Evan and Pengu because why not..I'll be the only OG Artemis standing.* - Yekaterina
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> *Drink and org responsibly.* - Evan
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For their immunity challenge, the castaways were asked to tackle a handful of math questions, a nod to the Ancient Greek tradition. While it was pretty close, Parker won immunity, securing himself a spot in the Final 4.

> *To be fair... Parker is an Engineer. If he lost this challenge then he needs to get another job.* - Yekaterina
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> *FUYUCKKKK HE GOT IMMUNITYYYYY.* - Glitter
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Evan was sure he would go home, hoping to get the target off his back, hoping that Glitter would work with him to blindside Pengu, while Pengu set his sights on targetting Yekaterina.

> *I'm hoping I'll just be able to skate by this round. If not Yeka, it'll be parker and vice versa. It's not in my or Evan's best interest to get rid of each other so one of those 2 SHOULD be going.* - Pengu
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> *Yeka is down, Pengu is going. Parker you better be next, I got my own plans now.* - Glitter
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It turns out Evan was able to get Glitter on-board, who in turn flipped Yekaterina, sending Pengu home 3-1-1 at tribal council and blindsiding Parker in the process.

> *Girl what the hell?* - Parker to Glitter
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> *I've worked so hard on my threat level and was hoping they'd target Evan BAKRBAKBRKABKRBKBARK wish me luck on my chem test aha !! mol to particles avagadros number uwu* - Pengu
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### Player of the Episode

Evan for sewing seeds of dissent among Glitter and Yekaterina, saving himself from being voted out and likely securing himself a spot at Final Tribal Council.

## Challenge

**Individual Immunity:** Speed Math

**Winner:** Parker

## Tribal Council

 Evan
 Yekaterina

## Trivia

* This episode title was taken from Pengu's confessional just prior to the reunion on February 18, 2022.

## References

* The episode banner was created by Ace.
* The episode summary was written by Kevin.