Titus Alexander Island

### Aliases

The Metaphysical Gentleman, Cousin Nyarlathotep, The Witness of Collinsport, The Could Have Been Omega

### Affiliation

r/Doctorwhocirclejerk, r/yarvellism, r/doctorwhoisgood, r/doctorwhoisbad, Faction Paradox. Collinsport

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

**Titus Alexander Island**, also known as the Metaphysical Gentleman, is a Cousin of **Faction Paradox**, the Witness of **Collinsport**, an apologist for **Paradise Towers**, the Father of **Yarvellism**, and and incredibly insuferable and pretentious individual. He is widely considered one of the main members of **r/doctorwhocirclejerk** and **its discord server**. His main associates include **Vincinel**, **Blart**, **Cookie**, **Brownchair**, **General Kenobi**, **Slampora**, and **Cousin Flavia** (prior to her erasure). His main enemies include **Steffan Davies Movat**, **WhoPix**, and **Chris Chibnall**.

**First Incarnation**

The first incarnation of Titus Alexander Island shared a strange resemblance to actor **Kyle McLaughlin**, in particular his character of **Dale Cooper** from the tv series **Twin Peaks**. This incarnation existed from some time before June 17th, 2020, until July 4th of the same year, when he was killed by **Sylvester McCoy**'s utterance of the word "Poggers." As of now, this is also the only incarnation to have returned in a Multi-Titus story (ie the time that he interacted with the Second Titus). It was also during this incarnation that Titus first encountered his two main nemeses, WhoPix and Steffan Davies Movat. At present this is the longest serving incarnation of Titus, and it was during this time he did such notable things as establishing the **major and minor delineations of Orthodox Whovianism** and joined r/doctorwhocirclejerk.

**Second Incarnation**

The second incarnation of Titus Alexander Island shared a strange resemblance to actor **Ian Richardson**, in particular his character of **Francis Urquhart** from the tv series **House of Cards**. This incarnation existed from July 5th, 2020 until the 29th of the same month, when he was killed by Steffan Davies Movat, who had just uploaded a whopping eleven chapters to his atrocuious fanfic **The REAL Series 11**. The evil dictator **Ramone Lizardo** bore a striking resemblance to this incarnation as well, and once tried to pass himself off as the Second Titus. The Fourth Titus was not taken in by this deception, however, and banished Lizardo into the **time vortex**.

**Third Incarnation**

The third incarnation of Titus Alexander Island shared a strange resemblance to actress **Aubrey Plaza**, in particular her character of **The Shadow King** from the tv series **Legion**. This incarnation existed from July 30th, 2020 until September 7th of the same year, when she was killed by the combined pain of finishing The REAL Series 11, and learning of the death of **Tony Selby**, the actor who had portrayed the beloved **Doctor Who** character **Sabalom Glitz**. Although she had intended to fight against her own impending death, the news of Selby's passing was enough to cause Three to become resigned to her fate, and regenerate. This incarnation is notable for being the first **Diversity Hire** incarnation of Titus Alexander Island, for being prone to psychoanalyzing people, and for being the first incarnation to be a member of Faction Paradox. She was also known to have encountered her fourth, fifth, and seventh incarnations at some point.

**Fourth Incarnation**

The fourth incarnation of Titus Alexander Island shared a strange resemblance to renowned musican **David Bowie**, but also **Nikola Tesla**. This incarnation existed from September 7th, 2020 until October 31st of the same month, when he was killed by the **Flux Event**.

**Fifth Incarnation**

The fifth incarnation of Titus Alexander Island shared a strange resemblance to musician **Victoria Legrand**, lead singer of the band Beach House. This incarnation existed from October 31st, 2020 until December 5th of the same year, when she was killed by the nonsensical and frustrating finale of **Doctor Who: Flux**. This incarnation is notable for also being the second Diversity Hire incarnation, and for cutting back on the Faction Paradox references.

**Sixth Incarnation**

The sixth incarnation of Titus Alexander Island shared a strange resemblance to actor **David Selby**, in particular his character of **Quentin Collins** from the tv series **Dark Shadows**. This incarnation existed from Dec 5th, 2020 until the present date. This incarnation is notable for having briefly been aged up considerably, but this was simply done as a means of illustrating the amount of time it would take for Chris Chibnall to explain the many dangling plot threads of Doctor Who: Flux.

**Seventh Incarnation**

It was once stated that by the Third Titus that the Seventh "should have put some of [the fifth's] music in his one show," implying that she was aware of at least two of her future incarnations. As of now, nothing else is known of this next incarnation.

**Future Incarnations**

It is unknown how many future incarnations of Titus Alexander Island there are (although the standard limit is 13) and little is known about these incarnations, although it was stated once by the Fourth Titus that they had an "evil future incarnation," with not even this incarnation liking **Dalek Hentai**. It was also stated that this incarnation had "since been erased from the timeline," however.

**As Cousin Nyarlathotep**

It was during his third incarnation that Titus Alexander Island was inducted into **Faction Paradox**. This event occured on August 12, 2021 at 9:29 PM (EST, CST, BST, MT) when he joked too much about it happening and being real/fictional simultaneously, accidently causing **Lawrence Miles** himself burst into his house, raving and screaming about **The Book of the World**, and inducing him into the Faction as part of a bootstrap paradox. He was informed that he was now a member, always had been, and might in fact be **Grandfather Paradox** (which he was, but wasn't). After this Miles forced Titus to buy Faction Paradox books, did coke in his living room, said we're all Grandfather Paradox, then **Sabbath Dei** arrived, convinced Miles that peeing on the carpet was not a Paradox, then Sabbath made Miles fictional, then Miles came back from a portal from **the Land of Fiction** and made Sabbath fictional, before **Alan Moore** was called in to remove Miles. Titus was then retroactively active as an apprentice to Cousin Flavia prior to her erasure, which from a linear perspective occurred only 8 minutes after his induction. From a linear perspective the erasure of the original **r/doctorwhoisgood** occurred only 1 minute after that.