Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 30: 1994 AC-Delco 500

It takes place at Rockingham.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: Do you agreethat Chick Hicks is the meanest racer?

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! He's the worst!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 15th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! Not below the to 10 again!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: I have to get to the top 10!

(lap 86)

Crusty Rotor: Time to take the lead!

Kyle Trackson: NO! (blocks Crusty Rotor)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! Want a push! (pushes Crusty Rotor)

(Crusty Rotor and Jeff Gorvette pass Jonathan Melter)

Crusty Rotor: We're now in the lead, kid.

Jeff Gorvette: And Dale Earnhardt thinks Jonathan Melter is a mean racer!

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor got pushed by his teammate Jeff Gorvette and will lead lap 86!

(lap 95)

Jeff Gorvette: Now, time for me to take the lead so I can get my 3rd career win! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Crusty Rotor: I agree, kid. (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Crusty Rotor while Crusty gives Jeff a push!

Ken Squier: Now Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 95!

(lap 136)

Ken Squier: It is now lap 136! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead! Fallowed by his 2 teammates, Crusty Rotor and Ken Schrader!

Ned Carrett: Now there are 3 Hendrick racers in the lead!

Spike: That's amazing! Hopefully the draft will be faster adding Ken Schrader!

Ken Schrader: Time to lead this lap! (passes Crusty Rotor and Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, Crusty Rotor! Let's give Ken Schrader a push! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Crusty Rotor: Ok! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Now Jeff Gorvette and Crusty Rotor are pushing Ken Schrader!

Ken Squier: Ken Shcrader gets help from Jeff and Crusty and will lead lap 136!

(lap 146)

Crusty Rotor: Now, It's my turn in the lead! (passes Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader)

Ken Schrader: Jeff Gorvette, let's give Crusty Rotor a push! (pushes Crusty Rotor)

Jeff Gorvette: Good idea, Ken! (pushes Ken Shcrader)

Ned Carrett: Now Crusty Rotor takes the lead while Ken Shcrader and Jeff Gorvette give him a push!

Ken Squier: Now, Crusty Rotor will lead lap 146!

(lap 163)

Crusty Rotor: Ok guys, try to push me so we'll keep the lead!

Ken and Jeff: OK!

Jonathan Melter: NOT SO FAST GUYS! YOU'RE A BUNCH OF CHESE! (passes Jeff Gorvette, Ken Schrader and Crusty Rotor)

Spike: OH NO! JONATHAN MELTER IS TAKING THE LEAD! HE LEADS LAP 163!

Ken Squier: It's now lap 164, and Jonathan Melter is in the lead! Fallowed by Crusty Rotor, Ken Schrader and Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: And those Hendrick racers trying to pass him!

Ken Squier: You you guys hate Jonathan Melter?

Ned, Pinkie and Spike: Yes!

Spike: He must be the mean yellow car!

Ken Schrader: (passes Crusty Rotor) Hey, Crusty Rotor! Push me to the lead!

Crusty Rotor: Ok, Ken Shcrader. (pushes Ken Shcrader)

Jeff Gorvette: I can push you both! (pushes Crusty Rotor)

Jonathan Melter: All of you guys are passing me! UGH!

Ned Carrett: Ken Schrader passes Jonathan Melter while Crusty Rotor and Jeff Gorvette are pushing him to the lead!

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader leads lap 164!

(lap 173)

Dale Earnhardt: Can I take the lead too? (passes Jeff Gorvette, Crusty Rotor and Ken Schrader)

Jeff Gorvette: Oh! It's the Intiminator!

Ken Squier: Now Dale Earnhardt passes the 3 Hendrick racers!

Spike: How did Dale Earnhardt get from 4th to 1st in this lap?

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt will lead lap 173! It's lap 174 and Dale Earnhardt is still the leader! Fallowed by Ken Schrader, Crusty Rotor and Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: Now Ken Schrader is drafting on Earnhardt! Ken is Dale's best friend!

Spike: And I think Jeff Gorvette is Dale Earnhardt's other friend. So does The King, Strip Weathers.

Ned Carrett: And some mean racers like Chick Hicks, Drive Parkerson and Eugene Carburaski, they hate Earnhardt!

Ken Schrader: Now I must have the lead, my friend (passes Dale Earnhardt)

(Crusty Rotor and Jeff Gorvette also pass Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt: Now I have to draft on the 24 car! (drafts on Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Now Dale Earnhardt will draft on Jeff Gorvette! As Ken Schrader leads lap 174!

(lap 195)

Jeff Gorvette: Now I have to take the lead! (passes Crusty Rotor and Ken Schrader)

Ken Schrader: Come on! Let's push Jeff Gorvette! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Crusty Rotor: Ok, Ken Schrader! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor and Ken Schrader are pushing Jeff Gorvette as Jeff will lead lap 195! It's lap 196 and Jeff Gorvette is the leader! Fallowed by Ken Shcrader, Crusty Rotor and Dale Earnahrdt!

Ned Carrett: And Dale Earnhardt is gonna draft on Crusty Rotor!

Spike: I got to say! They're all cool!

Ned Carrett: And Dale Earnhardt is pushing Crusty Rotor to the lead!

Ken Squier: Now Jeff Gorvette and Ken Shcrader will draft on Earnahrdt! And Crusty Rotor will lead lap number 196!

(lap 205)

Jeff Gorvette: Now! It's time! (passes Dale Earnhardt and Crusty Rotor)

Ned Carrett: Look at that! Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Earnhardt and Crusty Rotor

Spike: I hope Jeff Gorvette gets his first win!

Dale Earnhardt: I have to give Jeff Gorvette a push! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Now Dale Earnhardt gives Jeff Gorvette as Gorvette will lead lap 205!

(lap 264)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette keeps this lead while Crusty Rotor starts to draft on him!

Ned Carrett: I hope this would happen until the end of the race!

Spike: I hope Jeff wins this race!

Crusty Rotor: Jeff Gorvette, let's switch. (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Ok, Crusty Rotor! (pushes Crusty Rotor)

Pinkie: Crusty Rotor passes his teammate, Jeff Gorvette while Jeff gives him a big push, and Crusty Rotor will lead lap 264!

(lap 297)

Dale Earnhardt: I have to lead this lap! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! It's you again, Earnhardt!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! I know, kid! (does a bump-n-run on Crusty Rotor)

Jeff Gorvette: Now you're doing a bump-n-run on my teammate, Crusty Rotor! You're sure are the intiminator!

Dale Earnhardt: That's right, Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: You know what? I'm gonna beat you in the race!

Dale Earnhardt: We'll see!

(lap 416)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA! NO ONE STOPS ME NOW!

Dale Earnhardt: OH YEAH! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: HOW DARE!

Dale Earnhardt: I'm better than you!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks and will lead lap 416!

(lap 437)

Ken Squier: It's lap 437, and Dale Earnhardt is still the leader! Fallowed by Chick Hicks and Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to draft on the Intiminator! (drafts on Dale Earnhardt)

Chick Hicks: NOT SO FAST! (does a PIT maneuver on Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: OH AND JEFF GORVETTE SPINS AND HITS THE INSIDE WALL!

Ray Reverham: It's over, Jeff!

Jeff Gorvette: NOT AGAIN!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Dale Earnhardt for the win!

Dale Earnhardt; Victory baby!

Kyle Trackson: I hate you Dale!

Chick Hicks: Well I hate you, and Earnhardt!

Dale Earnhardt: Guys, stop it!

Chick Hicks: WELL! YOU INTIMINATE ME NEAR THE END OF THE RACE!

Kyle Trackson: AND I'M KYLE TRACKSON, ANTI CHICK HICKS! I CAME 2ND TO YOU!

Jeff Gorvette: STOP KYLE AND CHICK! YOU GET OUT! YOU TOO!

Chick and Kyle: UGH! (leave)

Jeff Gorvette: Kyle Trackson looks like Anti Chick Hicks!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! He is, and Chick Hicks is a worse racer!