Maurice

**Maurice F. Jenkins** is one of Mya's stupid and friends that hails from the foggy lands of Tasmania.

## Maurice F. Jenkins

### Aliases

Bikini Becky, by the kids at the county pool

### Relatives

* Austin Jenkins
* Ernest Jenkins
* Geraldine Jenkins
* Mya, Sheniqua, Tentill, Hair Scorpion, Hoargy and the forgotten Myas as very distant cousins

## Life

Maurice was actually saved from a burning apartment-building, after Dr. Phil's Great Grandfather accidentally left the oven on for too long.

During her younger years, Maurice had actually gone through training to become a wrestler. Being poor, she couldn't afford to have a trainer, so she had to learn everything herself via trial and error. This is how she learned that shoving tree branches up your nostrils doesn't increase jump height, for example. Her brawling-upbringing was tough, having to dream up her own imaginary friend for the sole purpose of her having something to use as a punching bag. Maurice had named them, Nodo. Their relationship was complicated to say the least. Imaginably, it was a bit tough for Maurice to convince this imaginary friend why them getting sucker-punched repeatedly was for the benefit of both of them. For the next few months, Maurice would train herself whenever she had the spare time, preforming all kinds of exercises to hone in on her craft. Alongside herself, Nodo would end up getting stronger too, the two of them training together. After lots of training, Maurice was a top-tier fighter, mastering several techniques Nipple-Testicle Double Twister - quite the powerful move. Feeling like she was as powerful as she could be, she knew she didn't need anyone to train with her anymore. This was proven to be quite the conundrum, as Maurice didn't know how to break the news to the friend that she had dreamed up.

## Relatives

* **Austin Jenkins** is Maurice's bodacious brother. He usually just walks around with his cane, forgetting where he is half the time. He loves PB&J sandwiches, and once saved Mya's Little Cusion from an Indonesian Ballsack Licker attack.
* Ernest Jenkins is Maurice's musky mother.
* Geraldine Jenkins is Maurice's foxy father. Let's say his view of the world is somewhat stuck in the past. He doesn't why there's all this "gay crap everywhere" and I think he said something racist once.

## Notes & Trivia

* While most of the Myas prefer to chow down on crispy potato chips in a variety of flavors, elephant ears are actually the favored food of Maurice. She also has been reported to have, at one point, tipped an entire food truck on its side at the county fair, after they told her they didn't have any gyros.
	+ When questioned on if she like chips, Maurice will typically claim that she has a disorder that prevents her from eating them.
* Maurice isn't a fan of the, quote, "*music the young ones like to listen to these days*," so she prefers to play songs like this whenever she's driving Mya and Sheniqua places.
* One time, one of Mya's cousins was acting up, so she got Maurice to smash her gaming console and her TV with a hammer in order to teach her a lesson, with Sheniqua recording it for a viral YouTube video. It was not until later that Mya told her she did it to the wrong cousin.