It Isn't Illegal If You're Not Caught

**"It Isn't Illegal If You're Not Caught"** Is the 2nd episode *Chumish And French*, and the 2nd episode of Batch 1

## Synopsis

The highly sadistic Edgewadge has to help Gorchun, after he gets stuck on A hill

## Plot

The episode starts with Edgewadge In the shed, until he leaves, doing all the other engines' jobs despite them being fully functional, with a working crew hired to drive them, and a *"montage"* of him pulling coaches starts, then we cut to Edgewadge telling how he'll do all the work tomorrow again, and The Fat Controller explaining how he Is clearly great at running a railway, and how sadistic Edgewadge Is

The next day Gorchun was boasting to Edgewadge while Chumish was staring into Gorchun's soul In the background "you watch me Edgewadge, as I rush by with the express, working 9-5 grind carrying a bunch of snooty entitled people that don't want to walk anymore to their standard everyday jobs that contribute nothing to society, but are done anyway to avoid being poor, cuz the world's going down the drain, that'll be a splendid sight for you" (that was the actual line In the episode)

After Gorchun left, Edgewadge decided to take out his anger on The Trucks, by violently abusing them, "that's illegal" "It Isn't Illegal If You're Not Caught" Edgewadge went to the siding, after getting too tired of comitting war crimes. The Fat Controller explains how obvious It was that Gorchun vas very cross, or possibly drunk, Then he also explains Gorchun's medical condition, of Not being able to say something More than 3 times, while Gorchun Is complaining how ashamed he Is for pulling A goodstrain. Edwadge was oblivious to Gorchun's mental disorder, and laughed at him.

The Fat Controller explains how you should get used to this phrase:"then there was trouble" Gorchun got stuck on A hill, and his crew asked for Edgewadge to help him, his driver didn't want To, but Edgewadge wanted to bully Gorchun, they found him angry halfway up the hill getting therapy. Edwadge's driver decided to climb up to talk to the other workmen, despite Edgewadge being A fully functional steam engine, one of the workmen tried screaming at him to do It, but all he did was go back down the hill, which The Fat Controller scolds them for.

Edgewadge then pushed the train, despite Not being coupled to It. Gorchun then complained again, saying he can't do It 3 times, despite Edgewadge hearing him the first time.

The Fat Controller the tells how they soon reached the top, how happy Gorchun was, and how he thinks he wouldn't be that happy, If he knew that this hill Will literally be named after, his stupidity.

The tired, and depressed, Edgewadge went to have A drink, and he got "the greatest gift of all" A New coat of paint. As The Fat Controller tells how In the Next Episode we'll meet his Father, the credits roll

## Characters

* Edgewadge (debut)
* Gorchun
* Chumish (cameo)
* Henreh (cameo)
* Jaimish (cameo)
* The Fat Controller (not on screen)
* The Trucks (proper debut)
* The Coaches (cameo)
* Various minor humans

## Trivia

* This alongside Episode 1, and 3 have had a copyright Issue, where YouTube has banned them In Australia, and New Zealand, and The Thomas Cynic has had to send appeals, to get them back up.
* Little Owl (the voice actor of Henreh) has reacted to this Episode, alongside Episode 1, 3 and 4.
* This Is the only Episode In Batch 1 where The Trucks talk, and even then they have 1 line "That's Illegal"
* It was never confirmed weather Gorchun was drunk or not