Pokémon The Series Episode 247

Continued from episode 246.

"Oh really" said Pikachu.

"Its just because Greninja is here that is why" said Pikachu.
"And me, Starfire is to shy to talk to me" said Ryu.
"Really?" said Gallade, "Isn't it obvious, Who won't love someone like me".
"No it is because Starfire does not even love you. Your too dumb, Ryu" said Primarina.
"Okay, But I am smarter than you" said Ryu.
"You must be sooooooooooooooooooo stupid" said Pikachu.
"Okay, So if I am dumb. Why do I know how to speak English properly" said Ryu.
"Everyone can" said Pikachu, "Yo, Ryu. What is 5 plus 5".
"err....5 plus 5. so 5 plus 5. What exactly is plus" said Ryu.
"You know 5, what number is equal when 5 is added on to 5. No, if you had 5 cakes, and get another 5 cakes, how much you have?" asked Pikachu.
"Ooo, 55 Cakes. Cause like a 5 and a 5 gives you 55. Wow, that would be a lot of cakes" said Ryu.
"Wow, Your so smart" said Pikachu sarcastically, "Its 10 you fucking bitch!".
"Okay, Ryu, You know Deoxyribonucleic acid, What happens if you alter one of the base airs on one of the genes in your chromosome in your Deoxyribonucleic acid in your nucleus of your cell which is a cell which has a nucleus?" asked Gallade. Ryu did not have a single clue what they was talking about. "What words are these, German. My brain will explode" said Ryu. Ryu grabbed Pikachu and brought him near. "Where is your brain?" asked Ryu.
"Inside the cranium of mine" said Pikachu.
"What the fuck is that?" asked Ryu.
"Its your skull" replied Pikachu.

"And what is a skull?" asked Ryu.
"The bone with a fixed joint in your head which has the mandible stuck to it" said Pikachu.
"What is a fucking mandible. And in your head. Let me crack your head open and take it out and close it and then swap brains and you will be as dumb as me" said Ryu.
"No, I will die and you will die when trying to swap brains" said Pikachu.
"How does that work?" asked Ryu.
"You battle a lot you bonehead. In a fight what happens if you smash their head into pieces" said Pikachu.
"They die but this is not a fight so things are different" said Ryu.
"Do you think when we fight, you go into a special universe" said Pikachu.
"Well, Yes. Cause I do not know what a universe it" said Ryu.
The Universe is all existing matter and space considered as a whole; the cosmos. The universe contains a vast number of galaxies; it has been expanding since its creation in the Big Bang about 13 billion years ago." said Pikachu.
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a universe. Full off stuff I have no idea what the fuck it is about" said Ryu. Starfire and Greninja was just listening. "Ryu is more stupid than I thought" said Starfire.
"He is pretty vacuous" said Greninja.
"Yo Starfire, Wanna date me?" asked Ryu.
"I am not dating some fucking cretin" said Starfire.
"What does that mean?" asked Ryu.
"A stupid person" said Greninja.
"What! Starfire, Why?" asked Ryu.
"You do not even know what a universe is" said Starfire.
"If that is so, A universe is, What did Pikachu say. All Mats and space as a asshole. I forgot" said Ryu.

"I need some really powerful sound absorbing headphones. He is too dumb" said Starfire.
"Yeah" said Gallade. Gallade Kicked Ryu of the bed. "Sorry, We will meet when it is 11:30 but it is not even 11:00, it is 11:57" Said Gallade. Gallade moved to Starfire. He looked at her, "You look so engaging" said Gallade, "So bewitching".
"Obviously, She is the sexiest girl on earth" said Turtonator. Gallade hugged Starfire. "Leave me you devotee" said Starfire.
"Of course I am devoted to you, Sexually" said Gallade.
"She is all yours" said Greninja.
"NO, That babe is mine" said Turtonator.
"Really, If your are even touched in your weak spot, you like are unable to do anything. Which makes you abundantly weak" said Gallade.
"Well without my Weakspot I am Formidable" said Turtonator.
"The true indefatigable one in terms of bulk and power is Greninja" said Gallade.
"But he is tremendously slow" said Pikachu.
"So, Being slow is just one of his weakness. Which does come at a huge cost for him but still, he is smarter than everyone, he is most handsome, immensely bulky and strong in both attacking stats, a great fighter, and can still move around using his technology. He is absolutely adorable" said Starfire.
"Like me" said Gallade.
"No, Greninja is" said Starfire. She blasted Gallade off. "Oh shit" said Charizard.

"I am the cutest guy" said Tsareena.
"No I am" said Ryu.
"How thick are you, it is Greninja. He is the most sexually attractive man on earth" said Starfire.
"Calm down" said Greninja. Starfire blasted Tsareena and Ryu but Ryu Jumped away. "I dodged" said Ryu. Starfire flew and Picked Ryu up and slammed him onto a wall and then threw him into the garden. "We need to fix that wall" said Gallade. Pikachu fixed it in no time. Starfire flew to Greninja. "Wow, She is really protective about Greninja" said Incineroar.
"unfortunately" said Greninja.

To be continued...