Microsoft Sam

Microsoft Sam is a text-to-speech voice included in Windows XP, he is the best text-to-speech voice in Windows XP, his birthday is February 17th, he was born in the year of 1976. His favorite thing is the RoflCopter, Windows XP, his car is the RoflMobile, produced by Rofl Inc. Microsoft Sam's favorite color is red, he hates it when he sees people wearing shorts and shouts "I hate shorts!!" as loud as he can and points at the person that is wearing shorts, he says. And when he was in 11th grade, he kicked a friend of his in the "crow's nest" and got expelled until September of the same year. He graduated from school when he was 21 which was kind of unusual because graduating from Rofl City High School usually happens at 18.

## On YouTube

Microsoft Sam frequently appears in YouTube videos about himself, where he discusses certain topics such as world events, celebrities, music, anime, other videos, etc. He is known for his arrogant personality and cruel sense of humor towards the subject he is discussing, and is antagonistic towards his audience or the user who uploaded the video. He is frequently used as the main voice actor of many popular films on YouTube as well as other video distribution websites. Some YouTube videos of Sam have profanity in them.

## Usage

He is the janitor at Sticky Keys, I Hate Shorts, and was at MIDI Productions (the Speakonia version is his assistant janitor).

He is also seen on a lot of YouTube videos.

He is seen as the default voice in Windows XP.

He was removed in Windows Vista and newer.

## Glitches

Soy or Soi: He cannot say soy. He says "swa", which sounds like a RoflCopter. To make him say soy correctly, type "sse loi". Note: You cannot do this in Speakonia, only XP. This does not happen in Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Anna, Microsoft Lili, Microsoft David, Microsoft Hazel, Microsoft Susan, Microsoft George, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark, Microsoft Zira, CMU Kal Diphone, TOSHIBA male adult, any Mac voice, LH Michael, LH Michelle, or Dr. Sbaitso. However, Microsoft Anna can also do the RoflCopter sound if you type in "soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi", but not "soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy". Microsoft Hazel (when restored to Windows 10), pronounces both of them as soy regardless whether soi or soy. Microsoft David, Hazel (on Windows 8 and 8.1), Eva, Mark, Zira, and Lili can also do the RoflCopter if "soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi". But all 6 can say "soy" correctly.

Ped: He just makes a spitting noise, to make him spit, type "ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped". To spit in the Speakonia version, type "p't p't p't p't p't p't p't p't p't p't".

Enjoy or Joy: Usually says this correctly, but if a word has a "th" sound (such this or that), he sounds like a RoflCopter. For example "Enjoy the soy sauce", "The joy this brings me".

Honest, Honor, Honestly, Honor, Honoring, Honored: Sam pronounces the "on" sound as "in". This happens in both Windows XP and Speakonia, possibly Windows 2000 Narrator. He says it correctly if there is a word before it in all versions.

On-Screen Keyboard: Sam says "In-Screen Keyboard". (Only happens with Windows 2000 Narrator).

PG-13: Sam says "Page 13".

TV-MA: Sam says "TV Maw".

Microsoft Anna: Sam says "Micro Soft Onna".

eMachines: Sam says "Emmachins". He can say correctly by typing "e-Machines".

Logitech: Sam says "Loga-Teach". To make him say correctly, type "Loggy Tech".

Encore: Sam says "incore". No other English speaking voice does this.

Onyx: Sam says "inyx".

## Sam's Siblings

Brothers:

Microsoft Mike

Microsoft David

Microsoft Mark

Sisters:

Microsoft Mary

Microsoft Anna

Microsoft Zira

Microsoft Eva

## The Different Versions of Microsoft Sam

There are two versions, they are:

1. Speakonia Microsoft Sam, this is the one that most videos on YouTube use, this version is also in Windows 2000.

2. Microsoft Sam, the version on Windows XP, he has more glitches than in Windows 2000 or Speakonia, this version is rarely seen on YouTube.

## Famous Quotes

* *I hate shorts, I would never wear shorts, I hate shorts, I will never wear shorts!*
* *My RoflCopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi*
* *Argument Over!*