Kaguya/Events

* **Kaguya:** Help... Help...
* **Jack:** (Hm? Kaguya...?)
* **Kaguya:** Help... Help...
* **Jack:** (It looks like she's calling for help! Did something happen?!) Kaguya! Are you all right?!
* **Kaguya:** That voice... Jack? Perfect timing. Please come in...
* **Jack:** Huh? Uh, okay... (She sounded a lot calmer than I thought...)

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Kaguya:** Welcome...
* **Jack:** Um, so what happened? (Urgh! Look at how messy her room is! I'm not even sure how she got this place so messy!)
* **Kaguya:** Can you please get that book over there...?
* **Jack:** Huh? Get what?
* **Kaguya:** I didn't want to move and get it myself. It was very troubling...
* **Jack:** Oh, I see...
* **Kaguya:** I usually can reach things on my own, but I couldn't today, even with this magical hand of mine...
* **Jack:** "Magical hand?" You mean that toy thing you have there?
* **Kaguya:** It's one of my special tools that help me be lazy... I use it to grab things...
* **Jack:** (She has more of these? She really is lazy...) What the heck... Here. Is that all?
* **Kaguya:** You're quite useful... Well done...
* **Jack:** Huh, thanks... Um, but could've done this yourself...
* **Kaguya:** No... Too tired... I know! Why don't you clean my room while you're at it?
* **Jack:** Wh-Why me?!
* **Kaguya:** You seem like the clean type... You should put your cleaning skills to the test here...
* **Jack:** \*sigh\* Seriously... (I sometimes hate myself for being so compliant...)

*(Black Screen fade in and out)*

* **Jack:** Whew... That should do it. I'm done cleaning.
* **Kaguya:** Thank you very much. You really are quite something... I knew you had it in you...
* **Jack:** "Quite something" how?
* **Kaguya:** Never mind that... Thanks, and I'm counting on you...
* **Jack:** Huh? Um, right... Well, I'll be leaving, then.
* **Kaguya:** See you again...
* **Jack:** (Again! She wants me to clean her room again, doesn't she?)

### Blood Libido 1

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Jack:** Uh, so what's this about again?
* **Kaguya:** A massage... My shoulders have been a bit stiff recently...
* **Jack:** Huh... Why me, though? And I doubt you even move enough to get your shoulders stiff...
* **Kaguya:** \*sob\* You're so mean...! You don't believe me, do you?
* **Jack:** That's an eye dropper in your hand, right? You also sounded too dramatic. It won't work on me...
* **Kaguya:** It's not an eye dropper... It's one of my lazy tools, "Angel Tears."
* **Jack:** \*sigh\* Fine... I'll massage you...
* **Kaguya:** I like how you're a fast learner, Jack.
* **Jack:** (It feels like I've been doing her bidding since the day I cleaned her room... Well, I guess it's worth it, considering how much friendlier we are now...) Okay, then...
* **Kaguya:** Ah, there... You're good at massaging, Jack... Ah, it feels so good...
* **Jack:** I see... That's good...
* **Kaguya:** Aah...
* **Jack:** (N-Now I'm getting nervous... I can feel my heart pounding...) Um, Kaguya, do you mind if I ask you something? Why do you use people like this?
* **Kaguya:** Isn't it obvious? I don't want to do anything myself. I just want to be lazy, that's all.
* **Jack:** I-I see...
* **Kaguya:** I'm not even sure why you would ask me a question with such an obvious answer...
* **Jack:** Well, I thought it was the opposite. You know, you slack off so that you're able to use others.
* **Kaguya:** That's completely against the spirit behind laziness. You have a lot to learn, young one.
* **Jack:** S-Sorry... So, why do you want to slack off so often, then?
* **Kaguya:** Why? That's a weird question to ask.
* **Jack:** Well, it almost felt as if you didn't want to get involved in trying to save the captives.
* **Kaguya:** You don't have to have a reason to slack off!
* **Jack:** I-I see... (That caught me off guard... I didn't expect her to be so straightforward with her answer.)
* **Kaguya:** Me being lazy is similar to Red Riding Hood and her hood. Everyone has their traits and quirks.
* **Jack:** Are you sure about that?
* **Kaguya:** Jack... You have something too, don't you? You know, a strange trait or and urge and things...
* **Jack:** Mmm... Well, I guess I have the urge to climb as high as I can...
* **Kaguya:** Pfft...! Hahahaha! Guess you're no different than a monkey...
* **Jack:** Hey! And after I answered your question, too! Fine... I'm leaving!
* **Kaguya:** Huh? Uh... Please wait!
* **Jack:** What?
* **Kaguya:** I just felt like teasing you... I'm sorry for laughing about it...
* **Jack:** Huh? Uh, well... I'm not that angry or anything... (I know she's not a bad person, but... She really has a unique personality...)
* **Kaguya:** You're so much of a subordinate that I just poked a little fun at you...
* **Jack:** S-Subordinate...? (\*sigh\* Well, there goes the idea that she's not a bad person...)

### Blood Libido 2

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Jack:** Kaguya, are you around? I brought you what you asked for... (Huh? Her room feels a bit different...) Wait... She's not here?! Impossible! (Kaguya isn't in her room?! This is way too weird! I need to go and find her!)

*(Roof)*

* **Jack:** (The roof... Nah, she wouldn't be here, would she?)
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Jack:** (And there she is... Huh? What is she doing?)
* **Kaguya:** \*sigh\*
* **Jack:** (She's sighing...? Does she have a problem? I bet it can't be that bad...) Um, Kaguya? What's the matter?
* **Kaguya:** Oh, Jack... What brings you here?
* **Jack:** I was just about to ask the same thing. I was looking for you since I couldn't find you in your room.
* **Kaguya:** You're a strange one... I can't believe someone actually came to look for me...
* **Jack:** (Sometime is definitely not right...) Is there a problem?
* **Kaguya:** Every so often, I just get sick and tired of being here...
* **Jack:** I-I see... Well, I don't blame you with how we're here in the Jail.
* **Kaguya:** That's not it...
* **Jack:** Huh?
* **Kaguya:** I just feel like there's no place I can call home. That applies to being with the Dawn, too...
* **Jack:** I see...
* **Kaguya:** I don't know why, but it just feels that way...
* **Jack:** Is it because you feel like you're being forced to work? (Maybe she doesn't see us as friends, or even allies...)
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Jack:** It seems as if being a Blood Maiden is painful to you.
* **Kaguya:** No, that's not it. That's not it, but...
* **Jack:** Really?
* **Kaguya:** It's just that I feel like I need to go someplace... And yet, I don't want to... I would rather stay here with everyone...
* **Jack:** Kaguya...
* **Kaguya:** Strange, isn't it?
* **Jack:** No, not at all...
* **Kaguya:** I see...
* **Jack:** (Wha-?! S-She's leaning on me?! The scent of incense on her is so nice...)
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Jack:** (Kaguya...)
* **Kaguya:** Can I... stay like this for a little while...?
* **Jack:** Sure...
* **Kaguya:** ...

### Amiss

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Jack:** Kaguya, what's the matter? You don't look well...
* **Kaguya:** Jack... Have you noticed how everyone didn't seem quite here, so to speak?
* **Jack:** (She must be talking about our origins...)
* **Kaguya:** Everyone is acting like everything's fine, but they aren't the same as before...
* **Jack:** (I'm not surprised, especially after finding out that we were born from Marchens... I wonder why I'm not shocked about it... Maybe there's something wrong with me...)
* **Kaguya:** Maybe I shouldn't have said anything... I should have left it to the Professor to disclose...
* **Jack:** Don't think like that, Kaguya. It's not your fault that everyone feels a bit different now...
* **Kaguya:** Please don't try to console me!
* **Jack:** Huh?
* **Kaguya:** Ever since I spoke about it, no one's fought me on anything, no matter what I ask for... They're probably compliant to what I say because they're worried about me... All because I spoke before the Professor could...
* **Jack:** Is that a bad thing? Everyone is just thinking about you.
* **Kaguya:** Of course it's a bad thing! They aren't their usual selves! I don't want them to worry about me! At this rate... No...! Why...? Why did this...
* **Jack:** I'm not sure what you're going through now, but why not accept everyone's thoughts?
* **Kaguya:** That's not the point! I just...! How can I word this...
* **Jack:** So you just want them to keep worrying about you and doing everything you say? I'm sure they'd all want to think about it. Why don't you give them some space for a while?
* **Kaguya:** Why...? How can you say that, of all people?
* **Jack:** Huh?
* **Kaguya:** After all the discussions I've had with you! I thought you'd understand!
* **Jack:** Kaguya...
* **Kaguya:** It's fine...
* **Jack:** Huh?
* **Kaguya:** Let me think about it... You don't need to come here anymore.
* **Jack:** I-I'm sorry... I wasn't trying to...
* **Kaguya:** Please leave.
* **Jack:** I'm sorry...

*(Exit Jack)*

* **Kaguya:** ...

*(Hallway)*

* **Jack:** (I should have just listened to her... And I knew she was the type to keep her feelings to herself, too...)

### Reconciliation

*(Hallway)*

* **Jack:** (I need to let Kaguya know how I feel...) Kaguya? I'm coming in...

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Kaguya:** What is it? I thought I told you not to come by anymore.
* **Jack:** Um, I'll do anything you want, so can you tell me what you want me to do?
* **Kaguya:** Huh?
* **Jack:** Seriously, anything. I want to you to make me do stuff so that you can slack off however you want!
* **Kaguya:** I have no idea what you're trying to get at. Please leave...
* **Jack:** To be honest, you've been acting strange!
* **Kaguya:** Strange? Me? How so?
* **Jack:** You come to the cafeteria to get your own food, and you do things yourself now. You're scaring us! To add, this room is so clean now. This isn't like you, Kaguya!
* **Kaguya:** Well now, you're making it sound like I'm a lazy person...
* **Jack:** That's right! Being lazy was who you were! Isn't that right?
* **Kaguya:** ... So what?
* **Jack:** You were worried about everyone, but now you're worrying everyone with what you're doing!
* **Kaguya:** ... So you came to tell me I'm causing problems? You must have a lot of time on your hands...
* **Jack:** No... I came here because I was worried about you...
* **Kaguya:** Worried about me?
* **Jack:** We keep hurting each other with words... I can't even imagine being with you on missions now!
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Jack:** Please let me apologize for not listening back then... I just want you back to your normal lazy self.
* **Kaguya:** Heh... Heh, heh...
* **Jack:** D-Did I say something strange...?
* **Kaguya:** Heh, heh... Well, I assume what you said makes sense. I suppose I was acting strange.
* **Jack:** Kaguya...! (Did I get through to her?)
* **Kaguya:** Very well. I will be lazy again. As you said, it's better to have everyone else do things for me.
* **Jack:** S-So you just want to slack off...?
* **Kaguya:** It's a chore having someone know who you are. That's why I gave up and slacked off when I could. But I thought you would understand me, Jack...
* **Jack:** Kaguya...
* **Kaguya:** I suppose my laziness got the better of me. I should have said what I wanted to say. I'm happy that you came here despite what happened. Thank you...
* **Jack:** I'm sorry that I didn't try to hear you out back then...
* **Kaguya:** Heh... When I realized the truth, I resolved to support everyone as much as I could... But instead, it seems as if I made everyone worried. I should have just said to not worry about me. I suppose things don't go so well when you're not used to doing something...
* **Jack:** That's not true. I'm sure everyone cares about you, too.
* **Kaguya:** You really are a do-gooder...
* **Jack:** Huh?
* **Kaguya:** With how I acted toward you, you could have used that to get the better of me.
* **Jack:** I have no intention of doing that. I was just worried about you.
* **Kaguya:** Heh, heh... Is that so? Well then... After moving around so much, I'm very tired now... I need you to massage me...
* **Jack:** What the heck...

### Up Close

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Kaguya:** Jack? Please get me that book...
* **Jack:** Um... This?
* **Kaguya:** Thank you...
* **Jack:** All right. Guess the rest is to clean up your room.
* **Kaguya:** ... How weird...
* **Jack:** Hm? What's the matter?
* **Kaguya:** Why aren't you complaining about my neediness and my requests?
* **Jack:** Never thought about it. Mmm... Maybe I'm just getting used to this?
* **Kaguya:** Getting used to this? What a splendid answer! You're such a good subordinate!
* **Jack:** I think that's praise, but I'm not too happy about it...
* **Kaguya:** Oh, and can I ask you one more thing?
* **Jack:** What now?
* **Kaguya:** If I need to go somewhere, will you try and stop me?
* **Jack:** Huh? (I wonder if this has to do with what we spoke about on the roof...)
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Jack:** ... You don't need to go anywhere, Kaguya.
* **Kaguya:** ...!
* **Jack:** If you go away, things won't be the same around here...
* **Kaguya:** Heh, heh...
* **Jack:** Kaguya? (I think this is the first time I've seen her smile like that...)
* **Kaguya:** I have no intention of leaving my favorite subordinate behind.
* **Jack:** I-I see...
* **Kaguya:** But if something does happen, I'll leave it to you...
* **Jack:** Sure... I'll do what I can and stop you from going anywhere.
* **Kaguya:** ...

### Blood Maidens 1

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Red Riding Hood:** Hey! Morning, Kaguya!
* **Snow White:** Hello, Kaguya!
* **Kaguya:** Ah... Everyone's here...
* **Alice:** Your room is very clean. Are you using Jack to do things for you again?
* **Jack:** Hahaha... I just got used to it. I have to say, it's unusual to see everyone gathered like this.
* **Kaguya:** And of all places, my room...
* **Thumbelina:** It's because you have the largest room! C'mon, don't hog the place to yourself!
* **Kaguya:** Well, I suppose it's all right... And I won't need to move around as much like this, too...
* **Jack:** (Kaguya seems pretty happy...)
* **Snow White:** Come to think of it, there's something I've been wanting to ask...
* **Kaguya:** What is it?
* **Snow White:** With your lazy lifestyle, how do you not get fat?
* **Jack:** (That's a heck of a question to ask...)
* **Sleeping Beauty:** True... Weird...
* **Cinderella:** Do you have a secret? Or maybe you're exercising behind our backs.
* **Thumbelina:** Princess Lazy would never do that!
* **Alice:** Yes, I doubt that is the case.
* **Kaguya:** I'm surprised to her you all say that, but... I'm not thin at all. I'm quite fat.
* **Thumbelina:** Huh?! No way!
* **Snow White:** She's right! You're not fat at all!
* **Kaguya:** Oh, who cares anyway?
* **Thumbelina:** \*stare\*
* **Snow White:** We need to confirm this!
* **Red Riding Hood:** Yup!
* **Jack:** (Wha--?!)
* **Kaguya:** P-Please wait...!
* **Thumbelina:** Heh, heh, heh! Prepare yourself!
* **Red Riding Hood:** Ahahahaha!
* **Kaguya:** P-Please stop...!

*(Black Screen)*

* **Kaguya:** Aaaah!
* **Red Riding Hood:** What...?!
* **Snow White:** ...
* **Alice:** It can't be...
* **Thumbelina:** This can't be possible! Seriously...?
* **Jack:** (Aaaah! D-Don't look!)

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Kaguya:** \*sob\*
* **Alice:** Impossible... I can't believe hers are larger than mine...
* **Thumbelina:** I-I won't believe it! It can't be...!
* **Cinderella:** I-I suppose her attire kept her endowments secret... Still hiding it from us is quite rude!
* **Snow White:** You're not fat at all... If anything, you're skinny...
* **Kaguya:** I-I want to be left alone!
* **Jack:** (Wh-What should I do?) Um...
* **Red Riding Hood:** H-Hey! Jack!
* **Jack:** Huh?
* **Thumbelina:** Wh-Why, you...! I can't believe you didn't leave earlier! Get out!
* **Jack:** B-But, I was...
* **Thumbelina:** No buts! Get out!
* **Jack:** Y-Yes...!

### Sexy

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Jack:** Are you around, Kaguya?
* **Kaguya:** What's the matter, Jack? Did you come to receive orders from me? If so, good for you.
* **Jack:** Uh, that's not it... Here. Red Riding Hood told me to give these to you.
* **Kaguya:** Clothes?
* **Jack:** Yeah, Red Riding Hood said they didn't look good on her, so...
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Jack:** Huh? What's the matter?
* **Kaguya:** I get bad vibes about the things she "gives away"... Like she's trying to make me exercise...
* **Jack:** Heh... You're thinking too much...
* **Kaguya:** Mmm... Well, it does look good, so I suppose I can keep it...
* **Jack:** (Despite what she says, she looks pretty happy...)
* **Kaguya:** Well then, please put it on me, Jack.
* **Jack:** Huh?! M-Me?!
* **Kaguya:** It's a chore for me to put on clothes that I'm not used to...
* **Jack:** Uh, but...
* **Kaguya:** This is part of your job as a subordinate. Now, hurry.
* **Jack:** O-Okay then... (What in the world am I doing?!)

*(Black Screen)*

* **Kaguya:** Ah, this feel like it's nice and snug...
* **Jack:** That's good... (It's too exposing! I need to look away! Look away, Jack!)

* **Jack:** D-Done! H-How's that?
* **Kaguya:** Thank you very much. It's a lot better than I expected.
* **Jack:** (That was way too much for me...!) But, um... Isn't it a bit short...?
* **Kaguya:** Short? What is?
* **Jack:** Um, well... You know...? (Y-Your skirt!)
* **Kaguya:** ... I know it's not like me to say this, but I wish to step out of my room now... You, come with me.
* **Jack:** Huh...? Like that?!
* **Kaguya:** Of course. Now, hurry...
* **Jack:** (Well, it isn't often that she wants to step out of her room, so I guess I can cover for her!)

* **Kaguya:** How refreshing... I suppose it's good to change clothes every so often...
* **Jack:** I-I see... Good for you... Haha...
* **Kaguya:** What's the matter?
* **Jack:** N-No, nothing... Nothing at all! (H-Her underwear is about to peek out from under her skirt... But I can't just tell her that...)
* **Kaguya:** Hm-hm-hm...
* **Jack:** ... (It can't be helped... I'll act as a shield and cover her front!)
* **Kaguya:** What's with the glare? Pretty scary, if you ask me...
* **Jack:** Huh? Uh, well... I was just thinking that things looked different with you around, Kaguya.
* **Kaguya:** Th-That's a strange thing to say... If that's true, then you don't need to make such a face.
* **Jack:** Uh... Haha...
* **Snow White:** K-Kaguya?!
* **Kaguya:** Oh, Snow White... Hello, there.
* **Jack:** H-Hello...
* **Snow White:** What's the matter, Kaguya? You're not in your usual kimono...
* **Kaguya:** Do I look strange in this? Maybe I shouldn't have tried it on.
* **Snow White:** Not at all! I was just surprised at how beautiful you are!
* **Kaguya:** Well now, that's just embarrassing...
* **Jack:** (That's right! She's beautiful, but...! Her underwear is about to show...)
* **Snow White:** Um, Jack? What are you trying to look at? ...!
* **Jack:** (Huh? Wha-?! Kaguya's underwear's peeking out...!) N-No, Snow White! I-I was... Um... Uh, you're misunderstanding me!
* **Snow White:** L-L-Lewd...!
* **Jack:** W-Wait up! Snow White...!
* **Kaguya:** What's up with her? It looked like she was crying...
* **Jack:** H-Huh... I wonder... (Urrh... She definitely got me wrong...)

### Blood Maidens 2

*(Dining Area)*

* **Cinderella:** Heh, heh, heh... The filth here has no chance against me!
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Jack:** (Cinderella and Kaguya? Now that's a pair you don't see every day...)
* **Kaguya:** I still don't understand...
* **Cinderella:** Oh? About what?
* **Kaguya:** Why are you always cleaning, Cinderella?
* **Cinderella:** Why? Ohohohoho! Value cannot be found in spaces or people without cleanliness!
* **Kaguya:** But living a normal life brings about filth. So, you keep cleaning each time the place gets dirty? Also, saying there's no value is masochistic...
* **Cinderella:** Wha--?! What did you just say...?!
* **Jack:** (Sh-Shoot...! This could get ugly...!)
* **Kaguya:** Did I say something strange? Oh... You missed a spot in the kitchen...
* **Cinderella:** What?! Wh-Where?! Where's the rag...?!
* **Kaguya:** It's right there. Let me get it like... so.
* **Cinderella:** Wh-What is that?!
* **Kaguya:** It's one of my special lazy tools, the "Cat's Paw." I can use this to rake what I want toward me...
* **Cinderella:** H-How convenient! Not bad...
* **Kaguya:** See? That's why I don't see why you would want to toil in cleaning the place...
* **Cinderella:** It's so that I know that the place is clean!
* **Kaguya:** The easier the better. If it's just the results you're after, just have Jack clean instead.
* **Jack:** (Wha--?! Me?!)
* **Cinderella:** Poor soul... I feel sorry for Jack.
* **Jack:** (Whew... Thank goodness Cinderella has common sense...)
* **Cinderella:** All you're doing is forcing him to work! Instead of playing with his feelings, why not clean yourself?
* **Kaguya:** I'm not forcing him. He actually finds fulfillment in working for me.
* **Cinderella:** Now I really feel sorry for Jack...
* **Jack:** (That makes two of us...)
* **Kaguya:** You also said that I'm playing with his feelings, didn't you?
* **Cinderella:** Oh, am I wrong? Oh, my... Um...
* **Kaguya:** The rag is over here...
* **Cinderella:** Why, thank you... Back on the subject... Am I wrong?
* **Kaguya:** No. You're pretty sharp... Oh, here's the detergent...
* **Cinderella:** Thank you... You're very thoughtful, aren't you...
* **Kaguya:** I'm extremely observant because I don't like to move.
* **Cinderella:** I see...! I suppose that's one way of looking at things. How enlightening.
* **Kaguya:** Same here... You have a keen eye yourself...
* **Cinderella:** Ohohohoho! I do take pride in my keenness!
* **Kaguya:** Oh, there's another spot over there...
* **Cinderella:** Oh my, how could I not have noticed?! Much obliged!
* **Kaguya:** It's fun watching someone work... Oh, there are more dry rags over there...
* **Jack:** (I guess they're getting along well...)
* **Kaguya:** It feels strange having friends, but I suppose it's not half bad...
* **Cinderella:** Why, yes... My sentiments exactly!
* **Jack:** (Guess there's nothing to worry about here...)

### Ending

*(Jail Tower Ruins)*

* **Jack:** W-We made it...!
* **Kaguya:** I guess we got out of this alive. In any case, I need to ask you to not do such a risky thing like that again.
* **Jack:** Kaguya...

* **Kaguya:** Even if I were saved, if you died, it would have all been for nothing. What would I have done if you died...?
* **Jack:** You're right... I'm sorry. But, I really wanted to save you.
* **Kaguya:** What...?
* **Jack:** The moment that crossed my mind, I had already jumped and you were in my arms. I'm just happy you're safe...
* **Kaguya:** ... I'm tired of getting angry already, so I'll just let you go this time...
* **Jack:** Thanks, Kaguya.
* **Kaguya:** \*sigh\* I can't believe how emotional I am now... How times have changed...
* **Jack:** Heh...
* **Kaguya:** I suppose change is what I really wanted. In fact, I have changed quite a bit from before.
* **Jack:** You've changed?
* **Kaguya:** You already know how afraid of humans I was. No... More like how I hated humans... I still can't say for certain that I like them... But this last battle, and telling the followers what was on my mind, lessened my fear... And I feel like I can look forward now with friends like you. I owe it all to you, Jack.
* **Jack:** Same here. You kept everything inside and stayed lazy, so I was able to try my hardest, and... Wait a sec... That doesn't sound like I appreciated what you did...
* **Kaguya:** That's fine. I don't plan on changing my lazy ways, which, of course, means I'll need a servant.
* **Jack:** Huh...? What do you mean by that?
* **Alice:** Jack...! Kaguya...!
* **Red Riding Hood:** Hey, you two! Are you okay?!
* **Jack:** Everyone...!
* **Kaguya:** It looks like everyone made it...
* **Jack:** Yeah, I'm glad we all made it...
* **Kaguya:** Jack... I suppose my story ends without me leaving where I am now. That must mean we can all be together again.
* **Jack:** Yes, of course... And...
* **Kaguya:** And...?
* **Jack:** The Jail's story ended, but our story... Our new story is about to begin.
* **Kaguya:** ... The old story met a different ending, leading to a new story for us to tell... Jack... Thank you for letting me stay a part of this world...

## *Mary Skelter 2*

### Event 1 - Introduction

*(Hallway)*

* **Little Mermaid:** There... Whew...
* **Otsuu:** Princess? What's with the trash there?
* **Little Mermaid:** Otsuu? Oh, I was planning on going to your room later. I was going to throw out my trash, so I figured I'd go around to pick up everyone else's trash, too.
* **Otsuu:** Are you serious?! I'm impressed! You sure are kind.
* **Little Mermaid:** Oh, come on. I was just picking up trash along the way.
* **Otsuu:** But gathering the trash is a big burden for such a frail body. Let me help.
* **Little Mermaid:** Thank you. I'd appreciate it if you'd help. The only rooms left are yours and Kaguya's. Let's see... Kaguya's room is...?
* **Otsuu:** Right here. Let's check if she's in.
* **Kaguya:** Yes?
* **Otsuu:** It's me and Little Mermaid.

*(Enter Kaguya)*

* **Kaguya:** What is it?
* **Little Mermaid:** Do you have any trash to throw out? I was going around gathering everyone's trash. I can take your trash for you.
* **Kaguya:** Trash...
* **Otsuu:** What's the matter?
* **Kaguya:** Oh, um, nothing at all... I'm fine right now.
* **Otsuu:** Right now? Oh, so you already threw your trash away?
* **Kaguya:** Not quite...
* **Little Mermaid:** Well, if you have any, I can take them for you.
* **Kaguya:** It's a bit more than "any"...
* **Otsuu:** Huh? What did you just say? You have a bit more to throw away?
* **Kaguya:** Not at all. You heard me wrong... It's just that I have way too much trash to throw out so simply... Ah! Y-You didn't hear that!
* **Otsuu:** Hahaha. How much can you have? It's not like your room is filled with trash or anything.
* **Kaguya:** Oh, uh, haha... Really, right? ...
* **Otsuu:** Uh, why the pause? You're starting to scare me... Don't tell me you seriously have a load of trash to toss out...
* **Kaguya:** Of course not. None of the trash I have is rotting, so I can still handle the smell.
* **Otsuu:** Smell? You're making excuses here, aren't you? I'm starting to think you're like some pack rat...
* **Kaguya:** I'm not a pack rat! It's just that I haven't cleaned my place in a bit!
* **Little Mermaid:** Now you're really making me want to see what your room is like... Do you mind if we come in?
* **Kaguya:** N-No!
* **Otsuu:** Come on, how about we just take a peek instead?
* **Kaguya:** N-No! Ah!
* **Otsuu:** She tripped! Let's take a look inside!
* **Little Mermaid:** I'm sorry, Kaguya.
* **Kaguya:** Please! Don't look!

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Otsuu:** This is... your room?
* **Kaguya:** No use hiding it now... The place is filthy, isn't it?
* **Little Mermaid:** Mmm... The place does need some cleaning to be done...
* **Otsuu:** I figured as much. After all, you were trying to stop us from looking inside your room.
* **Kaguya:** It may look dirty, but I actually have what I want placed tactically within reach.
* **Otsuu:** You mentioned yourself that the place is filthy...
* **Kaguya:** I think you heard wrong...
* **Little Mermaid:** Kaguya, you need help cleaning your place, right?
* **Kaguya:** W-Well...
* **Little Mermaid:** If you need help, just ask. We're here for you.
* **Kaguya:** Help... Are you sure?
* **Little Mermaid:** Of course. We're friends, you know?
* **Kaguya:** Well, if you can help, then please do.
* **Otsuu:** Opportunistic, aren't you?
* **Kaguya:** I have no reason not to rely on a helping hand. Well, I'll be the advisor then.
* **Otsuu:** You're not doing anything then...
* **Kaguya:** How rude. I'm simply assigning myself a proper role befitting of my abilities.
* **Otsuu:** Princess, are you going to let that fly?
* **Little Mermaid:** Why not? I don't mind cleaning. Now that I've seen the place, I have to get this place cleaned.
* **Otsuu:** Fine... If you say so. Let me help.
* **Little Mermaid:** You don't need to force yourself.
* **Otsuu:** I'm not, Princess. I'm actually quite honored to be of assistance to you. (There's no way I can leave her alone to handle all this...)
* **Kaguya:** You're going to help, too? Thank you very much.
* **Otsuu:** You owe me one, got it?
* **Kaguya:** Heh heh... You're both borderline gullible, aren't you?
* **Otsuu:** I can't refute that...

### Event 2 - Blood Libido 1

*(Art Alley)*

* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Otsuu:** (Huh? Kaguya? What's she doing over there?)
* **Kaguya:** Now's my chance...

*(Exit Kaguya)*

* **Otsuu:** (What's she doing in the shadows there? Is she sick? I better go and check...)

*(Shift to Kaguya)*

* **Kaguya:** I guess this should be fine...
* **Otsuu:** (There she is... What's she...? Huh? She took out... a water sprayer?)
* **Kaguya:** Heh heh... Time to use one of my special goof-off items... the "Worker's Sparkle."
* **Otsuu:** (Goof-off item? That sounds pretty stupid... She's spraying her face with it... What is she doing?)
* **Kaguya:** I better not forget my neck...
* **Otsuu:** (She's spraying on her neck... Wait... Is she faking sweat? No, she wouldn't... But, she did say "goof-off," so... Is she seriously...?)
* **Kaguya:** Good... That should do it. I bet no one would ever think of using a spray bottle like this.
* **Otsuu:** (Okay, it really is stupid... At least she's right that no one would use the bottle like that.)
* **Kaguya:** I better head on back... I need to keep this all as inconspicuous as possible...
* **Otsuu:** I better head back, too...

*(Shift to Kaguya, Little Mermaid, Hameln, Rapunzel, and Otsuu)*

* **Kaguya:** Huff... Huff...
* **Little Mermaid:** Kaguya?! What's with the sweating?!
* **Hameln:** Very good! I don't know what you exactly did, but your sweat proves you must have done something!
* **Rapunzel:** Kaguya, you okay? You wanna rest?
* **Kaguya:** No, I'm fine... This is nothing for my fine friends here.
* **Hameln:** Well said! A true friend indeed!
* **Otsuu:** ...
* **Little Mermaid:** Otsuu! Look at how much Kaguya is doing! She's all sweating and everything! Isn't she something?
* **Otsuu:** Uh, yes... She sure is something... (I don't want to dampen the mood here, but... aren't they a bit too gullible?)
* **Kaguya:** Now, let's get going. As hard-working as I am, I shall still lead the way.
* **Rapunzel:** So super, Kaguya!
* **Kaguya:** Heh heh... You can praise me more. After all, I am doing quite a lot. Heh heh...
* **Otsuu:** She should put her efforts into something more productive...
* **Little Mermaid:** Did you say something?
* **Otsuu:** No... I'm just mumbling to myself...

### Event 3 - Blood Libido 2

*(City Streets. Shows Downtown in Heroine's Memories)*

* **Kaguya:** \*sigh\* I want to hurry and cozy up in my room...
* **Rapunzel:** Urrh... Rapunzel so tired... No wanna walk...
* **Otsuu:** Come now, you shouldn't be sitting down here like this.
* **Rapunzel:** But, soooo tired...
* **Gretel:** We did walk for quite some time now, so I'm not surprised if everyone is exhausted.
* **Hameln:** I'm absolutely fine!
* **Gretel:** You're an exception.
* **Rapunzel:** Can't walk...
* **Kaguya:** Use this.
* **Otsuu:** A cane?
* **Kaguya:** It should help make walking a bit easier. Go ahead and use it.
* **Rapunzel:** Cane? How you use? Like this?
* **Otsuu:** Whoa! Watch it! Don't swing it around like that!
* **Gretel:** You're supposed to put the tip to the ground, so that you can lean on it while walking.
* **Rapunzel:** Oh, okay! Got it! Lemme do it! Like this?
* **Otsuu:** Yes, that's right.
* **Hameln:** How does it feel using it?
* **Rapunzel:** Um, a little easy to walk? Thanks, Kaguya!
* **Kaguya:** You're very welcome.
* **Otsuu:** I'm surprised you had a cane on you.
* **Kaguya:** It's just a showing of my resolve.
* **Otsuu:** Resolve?
* **Kaguya:** It shows my resolve of moving forward no matter what! All for the sake of my friends!
* **Hameln:** Oho! That's the spirit!
* **Kaguya:** Heh heh... I'm more than willing to bathe in your praises.
* **Otsuu:** Hm? But, you're always riding on your thing there, so you don't need a cane, do you?
* **Kaguya:** Now! Onward we go!

*(Exit Kaguya)*

* **Gretel:** Yes, let us.

*(Exit Gretel)*

* **Rapunzel:** Cane make easy to walk!
* **Hameln:** Good for you, Rapunzel!

*(Exit Rapunzel and Hameln)*

* **Otsuu:** She avoided my question... Wait a minute... If she's riding on that vehicle of hers, why don't she let Rapunzel ride on it? Maybe that cane is one of her goof-off items... At the very least, I doubt she even uses it. She has seven of those items, eh? She could put her efforts towards something more fruitful.
* **Hameln:** Otsuu! Hurry it up, will you?!
* **Otsuu:** Sure thing. I'm coming.

### Event 4 - Amiss

*(Cafeteria)*

* **Kaguya:** Ah, Otsuu! Little Mermaid! What perfect timing.
* **Otsuu:** Hey there, Kaguya.
* **Little Mermaid:** Is there something you need?
* **Kaguya:** Do you mind getting me that cup of water over there?
* **Otsuu:** You're closer to it...
* **Kaguya:** I don't want to move. I was going to fill my spray with it.
* **Little Mermaid:** Spray?
* **Kaguya:** Oh, uh... You didn't hear that!
* **Otsuu:** (Oh, she's talking about that water bottle she used before...)
* **Kaguya:** Can you get it for me, please?
* **Little Mermaid:** Okay. Here you go.
* **Kaguya:** Thank you very much.
* **Otsuu:** You were within reach... You sure are lazy, aren't you?
* **Little Mermaid:** But she always does her best, so I don't mind seeing her being lazy.
* **Otsuu:** How kind of you. A true princess indeed! But, she tries to be as lazy as possible at all times. It's almost as if that's her life work... Maybe being lazy is her Blood Libido.
* **Little Mermaid:** Come to think of it, we're not sure what her Blood Libido is...
* **Kaguya:** ... I do have a Blood Libido. It's in relation to a few items that were lost.
* **Otsuu:** Lost?
* **Kaguya:** Why yes. Nothing can be done already, so you can forget about it.
* **Otsuu:** (She sure looks sad... Maybe she's trying to force herself to forget...)
* **Little Mermaid:** It must have been something very precious to you. Don't you have any regrets?
* **Kaguya:** Not really... It's not like I'll ever see any of them again.
* **Little Mermaid:** But Blood Libido is something that can bring intense pain and suffering. Maybe we can help. We can look for them on our expedition and things!
* **Kaguya:** No need for that, really. I'm fine.
* **Little Mermaid:** But look at you... You look really depressed. There's no way I can leave you like that.
* **Kaguya:** Really, I'm fine...
* **Little Mermaid:** Come now, we'll help, okay?
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Little Mermaid:** If you can at least tell us what you lost then we can help.
* **Kaguya:** I said I'm fine!
* **Otsuu:** Kaguya?
* **Kaguya:** I'm trying my best to forget about it! Just leave me alone! You don't know anything! Mind your own business!
* **Little Mermaid:** I-I'm sorry... I didn't know you didn't want us to get involved. I'm sorry...
* **Otsuu:** (I've never seen Princess this depressed before...) Kaguya, you didn't need to yell at her like that. She was trying to help.
* **Kaguya:** Well, keep your help to yourself.
* **Otsuu:** Kaguya!
* **Little Mermaid:** It's fine, Otsuu. I didn't think of how Kaguya felt and kept pestering her.
* **Otsuu:** But...!
* **Kaguya:** I know you meant well, but really, you should mind your own business.

*(Exit Kaguya)*

* **Otsuu:** Hey! Wait!
* **Little Mermaid:** I'm sorry... I guess I made you feel bad, too...
* **Otsuu:** You don't need to apologize. If anything, Kaguya should be the one to apologize here.
* **Little Mermaid:** But she's right... If she doesn't want help, then I should mind my own business... I guess it was something she didn't want to have people getting into.
* **Otsuu:** (She may be right, but...) That still doesn't mean Kaguya can talk like that. You really did nothing wrong.
* **Little Mermaid:** Thank you, Otsuu...

### Event 5 - Reconciliation

*(Hallway)*

* **Kaguya:** Oh...
* **Otsuu:** Ah...
* **Little Mermaid:** Kaguya...
* **Kaguya:** Hello there.
* **Otsuu:** ... (This is awkward... This is the first time we're face-to-face since Kaguya went on her tirade. We don't need to apologize, and I doubt Kaguya would apologize. What to do...)
* **Kaguya:** Um...
* **Little Mermaid:** Y-Yes?
* **Kaguya:** I'm sorry about the last time. I think I went too far.
* **Otsuu:** Kaguya...
* **Little Mermaid:** I'm so sorry, Kaguya!
* **Kaguya:** Little Mermaid!
* **Otsuu:** (I guess what happened back then bothered Kaguya, too...)
* **Kaguya:** Thank you for being worried about me and my Blood Libido. It's just that I rarely ever have anyone worried over me, so I just went out of control.
* **Little Mermaid:** Don't worry. It doesn't bother me anymore. If there's something you want to discuss, let us know.
* **Otsuu:** We both understand how tough it is to have a Blood Libido, so come see us if you want to talk.
* **Kaguya:** Otsuu... Little Mermaid... W-Well, if that's the case, do you mind if we talk right now?
* **Little Mermaid:** Why, of course!
* **Otsuu:** (Maybe Kaguya wanted to talk about her Blood Libido all along...)
* **Kaguya:** Do you remember what I said about my Blood Libido? Well, it's that I seek "five treasures." Unfortunately, those treasures have been taken away from me, and I don't know where they are now.
* **Otsuu:** Taken away? By who?
* **Kaguya:** Well...

*(Enter Mamoru)*

* **Mamoru:** Hm? What are you girls doing there?
* **Otsuu:** Oh, well, we were just talking a bit, and...
* **Kaguya:** Ah!
* **Mamoru:** Wha-?! What the...?! What is it?!
* **Kaguya:** M-M-M-Mamoru! Th-That thing you have there... The Swallow's Cowry Shell!
* **Mamoru:** Pretty cool, huh? I found it when I was salvaging for parts at the old Liberated District.
* **Kaguya:** Ah, th-that's...! Um... Ah...! Th-That's...!
* **Mamoru:** What's the matter?
* **Kaguya:** Ah! Um! Oh!
* **Little Mermaid:** Otsuu... Maybe that's one of the treasures Kaguya is looking for...
* **Otsuu:** I see... That would explain why Kaguya is all flustered seeing it. Mamoru, what you have there is probably something precious that Kaguya lost. Do you mind if we take a look?
* **Mamoru:** Sure, go ahead.
* **Otsuu:** Thank you... Kaguya? Is this one of them?
* **Kaguya:** Y-Yes... That's it... It's one of my five treasures... The Swallow's Cowry Shell!
* **Little Mermaid:** It's amazing we came across one of your treasures like this.
* **Kaguya:** Uh, um... Mamoru? Do you mind giving it to me?
* **Mamoru:** Mind? It's yours, right? Take it.
* **Kaguya:** Th-Thank you very much!
* **Mamoru:** Well, I gotta go now. Not sure what happened, but you be careful not to lose it again.

*(Exit Mamoru)*

* **Little Mermaid:** Congrats, Kaguya!
* **Kaguya:** Otsuu... Little Mermaid... Thank you so very much! Heh heh... Heh heh heh heh...
* **Little Mermaid:** She looks really happy.
* **Otsuu:** She did get one of her treasures back after all.
* **Kaguya:** Oh, but that's not the only reason I'm happy. I'm even happier knowing that you both were worried about me to this extent.
* **Little Mermaid:** Well, you are our friend.
* **Otsuu:** As long as you're happy, all is good.
* **Kaguya:** Thank you. And, it's all because of you two.
* **Otsuu:** (I've never seen Kaguya smile like that before. It looks like she's a bit more friendly now. I'm just as happy as her now. I can only hope we can strengthen our friendship even further.)

### Event 6 - Up Close

*(Hallway)*

* **Otsuu:** Kaguya, can we come in?
* **Little Mermaid:** We brought something for you!
* **Kaguya:** For me? Come on in...

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Little Mermaid:** Excuse us.
* **Otsuu:** Huh, your room is cluttered just borderline of calling the place dirty...
* **Kaguya:** Did you come here to pick a fight? I thought you came here saying you brought something.
* **Otsuu:** I'm sorry. We came because we wanted to give you this...
* **Kaguya:** Th-That's...?!
* **Little Mermaid:** These are the four remaining treasures, right? Here, they're for you!
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Otsuu:** Kaguya?
* **Kaguya:** ...

*(Kaguya faints)*

* **Little Mermaid:** Eek! Kaguya fell over!
* **Otsuu:** A-Are you all right?!

*(Kaguya comes back up)*

* **Kaguya:** Uh... Ah... Urh... I-I was just surprised, and... I didn't expect... Th-These are... These...! Are...! Uh... Ah...!
* **Little Mermaid:** Looks like she's at a loss of words.
* **Otsuu:** I didn't expect her to be that surprised...
* **Kaguya:** Aah...! I-I can't hold myself back! Th-Thank you so very much!
* **Otsuu:** It's nothing. We're friends after all. Then again, it did take awhile to get them together, but we wanted to see you happy, so... yeah... Oh, but you owe us one. Got it?
* **Little Mermaid:** Otsuu... Otsuu...
* **Otsuu:** What is it, Princess?
* **Little Mermaid:** I don't think she hears you...
* **Kaguya:** Aah... My precious treasures are back in my hand... Heh heh heh heh...
* **Otsuu:** As long as she's happy, I suppose.
* **Little Mermaid:** I didn't know she could smile like that... Who would've known?
* **Otsuu:** Indeed. I'm really glad we brought them to her.
* **Kaguya:** Aah... Thank you so very much...
* **Otsuu:** You're welcome. I'm glad those are back in your hands.
* **Kaguya:** Why yes... And, you know what? I'm just happy to know your both went through the trouble of finding them all. Getting the treasures back is one thing, but seeing what you've done has filled me with great joy.
* **Otsuu:** We're happy to hear that. I guess it was all worth the trouble. Isn't that right, Princess?
* **Little Mermaid:** Yup!

### Event 7 - Blood Maidens 1

*(Cafeteria)*

* **Kaguya:** Huff... All done... It looked better already...
* **Gretel:** Oh? You're wiping down eyeglasses?
* **Kaguya:** Huh? Well, yes...
* **Otsuu:** (Kaguya and Gretel? What could those two be talking about...?)
* **Gretel:** I noticed that the lenses lack the proper corrective features normally found in other glasses.
* **Kaguya:** Y-Yes...
* **Gretel:** Are you hiding something in regards to those glasses?
* **Kaguya:** ...
* **Gretel:** I'm inquiring purely from curiosity. I have no intention of telling others.
* **Kaguya:** So, you really want to know the secret of these glasses?
* **Gretel:** Yes.
* **Kaguya:** Heh heh... I must say, you have fine taste in taking interest in these. This is one of my special goof-off items... The "Smart Mistress!"
* **Otsuu:** (Oh, she's going to tell her what it is? I guess she wanted to brag about it...)
* **Gretel:** Goof-off items? That sounds interesting.
* **Kaguya:** As its name states, the goof-off items are made to make it look like you're working. With these, you can make others feel like you're working hard.
* **Gretel:** So you're deceiving others with them? Your ingenuity is quite impressive. I'm quite surprised you kept such items hidden with you. Do you have more of them?
* **Kaguya:** I see you're a lady who appreciates true value. Let me show you a bit more. These glasses were specially crafted so that an excessive amount of light reflects off them. It hides the wearer's eyes, thus making it seem like the wearer is working studiously.
* **Gretel:** I see. Quite innovative.
* **Kaguya:** The glasses also help persuading others as it makes the wearer look smarter and more convincing.
* **Gretel:** It's true that people judge others by their looks. So this uses that to the wearer's advantage.
* **Otsuu:** (Is she serious...? Their conversation sounds pretty stupid, but...)
* **Kaguya:** Next, the "Weathered Notebook." It's been crafted so that each page inside is crumpled.
* **Gretel:** How do you use it?
* **Kaguya:** Simply holding onto it will make it seem like you're taking notes. The pages gives it a well-used touch, and the red pen that comes with it adds a bit of flair to it.
* **Gretel:** People who are studious are often favorably looked upon regardless of their achievements. I'm quite impressed that you placed emphasis on image than results...
* **Otsuu:** (Uh, she's just lazy...)
* **Kaguya:** Oh, and I have this bottle here that can be used to make it look like you're sweating, and...
* **Gretel:** Quite ingenious. Heh heh...
* **Otsuu:** (They're really going at it... I thought Kaguya's items were supposed to be secret...)
* **Kaguya:** Heh heh. I have to say again, you have great tastes.
* **Gretel:** I"m more impressed that you have such an interesting mindset.
* **Otsuu:** (Well, looks like they're having fun, so I guess I can leave them be...)

### Event 8 - Blood Maidens 2

*(Square)*

* **Otsuu:** (Huh? I hear someone... Is it coming from those two?)
* **Kaguya:** We can kill them, right...?
* **Snow White:** Yes, this poison should do the trick...
* **Otsuu:** (K-Kill?! Poison?! Am I hearing them right?!)
* **Kaguya:** I still can't believe such filth appeared in my room...
* **Snow White:** Yes, I know how you feel. It's quite disgusting to find roaches running around...
* **Kaguya:** In any case, I'm very happy you had the poison feed to use against them.
* **Snow White:** I'm glad to be of help. But, I don't think the poison will resolve the situation. Um... You do keep your room clean, right?
* **Kaguya:** I can say that I have everything positioned, so all that I need is within reach...
* **Snow White:** Um... So, that means your place isn't clean then?
* **Kaguya:** I'm simply decorating my room so that it fits my lifestyle.
* **Otsuu:** (I guess that's one way of wording it? Still, that's a tough excuse to swallow.)
* **Snow White:** I-I see... You must have... a very lively room...
* **Otsuu:** (I guess that's just Snow White's way of trying to keep things mellow...)
* **Snow White:** Still, I suggest you reduce the general clutter in your room. That would help keep the bugs in check. You need to do something other than using poison if you really want to get rid of them for good.
* **Kaguya:** I can't clean my room.
* **Snow White:** It's never too late to start.
* **Kaguya:** But, can you imagine what would happen if one of those roaches appeared during cleaning?
* **Snow White:** That would be... quite shocking.
* **Kaguya:** Right? The reason I don't clean my room is because I'm scared of them.
* **Otsuu:** (She's lying... That's not the reason why she can't clean her room.)
* **Snow White:** Poor Kaguya! To think that you can't clean your room because of those vermin! Understood... Let me show you how to make "Super Roach Poison" then!
* **Otsuu:** (That sounds horrible! Did Snow White really come up with that name?)
* **Kaguya:** "Super Roach Poison?!" That sounds quite potent.
* **Snow White:** Let me explain how you make it. First you...
* **Kaguya:** Hm... I see...
* **Otsuu:** (Kaguya's taking notes? She's not faking that? She must really hate those roaches...)
* **Snow White:** There you have it... That's how you make it.
* **Kaguya:** I see. I'm very surprised you use "that" ingredient to make it.
* **Otsuu:** ("That" ingredient? What ingredient?)
* **Kaguya:** If possible, can you make one now so that I can see what it will end up like?
* **Otsuu:** (I take that back. Kaguya is lazy. She's going to make Snow White make it...)
* **Snow White:** You want to see one in the making? I suppose you should see one made to truly understand.
* **Kaguya:** Thank you very much. Heh heh... That should get rid of every one of them...
* **Snow White:** I can guarantee it'll work! Let's do our best killing them!
* **Kaguya:** Yes, we will eradicate them into oblivion... Heh heh...
* **Otsuu:** (I can't believe how casually they talk about killing and things. They're starting to scare me... I'm interested in the ingredient Kaguya mentioned, but better not get too involved...)

### Hameln Event 9 - Sexy

*(Bathhouse. Kaguya shares her Sexy event with Hameln)*

* **Hameln:** Whew... That felt good. I think I'll grab a drink to cool myself down. Hm...?
* **Otsuu:** What's the matter?
* **Hameln:** What's Kaguya's ride doing here?
* **Otsuu:** You're right... "Bamboo One," was it?
* **Hameln:** Um... Maybe I can ride on it...
* **Otsuu:** She's going to get angry if you touch it without her permission.
* **Hameln:** Oh, come now. It'll be quick. I always wanted to ride on it.
* **Otsuu:** \*sigh\* I warned you...
* **Hameln:** Hmph! No harm done if she doesn't find out!
* **Otsuu:** (I can already see where this is going...)
* **Hameln:** Now then...
* **Kaguya:** So, "no harm done," was it?
* **Hameln:** Whoa?! K-Kaguya! Since when...?!
* **Kaguya:** Just about when you started touching around with my Bamboo One.
* **Hameln:** Tch! I want to ride on it!
* **Kaguya:** Oh, not giving up, are you? I won't let you...!
* **Otsuu:** H-Hey... It's dangerous riding around on it here.
* **Kaguya:** Wha-?! Aaaah!
* **Hameln:** Huh?! W-Waaaah!

* **Otsuu:** Are you two all right?! Oh... Uh...
* **Hameln:** Oww... I didn't expect you to ram into me...
* **Kaguya:** Eek! P-Please! Get your face off of me!
* **Hameln:** Hrm?! Stop touching me like that!
* **Kaguya:** Eep! It's not like I want to touch you there!
* **Otsuu:** (This is way worse than I expected.) Let me help!
* **Kaguya:** Eep! Do you mind, Otsuu?! If you want to get all touchy, do that with Little Mermaid!
* **Otsuu:** P-Princess?! W-Wait! She has nothing to do with what's going on here!
* **Hameln:** J-Just get us out of this!
* **Rapunzel:** Huh? What'cha doing?
* **Otsuu:** (Rapunzel?! I have a bad feeling about this.)
* **Rapunzel:** Ooh! I know! Everyone playing! Rapunzel wanna play, too!
* **Otsuu:** W-Well, I need to get going...
* **Hameln:** Y-You're leaving us like this?! We're supposed to be friends!
* **Otsuu:** Friends need to face their share of trial and tribulation too, so... Um, good luck!
* **Kaguya:** Oh no you don't!
* **Otsuu:** Whoa! K-Kaguya?! L-Let me go!
* **Kaguya:** Heh heh... You're not getting away so easily! We're all in this together!
* **Otsuu:** B-But...!
* **Rapunzel:** Rapunzel join, too! Ahahaha! Boom!
* **Otsuu:** I-I don't deserve this!

### Event 10 - Memoire

*(Hallway)*

* **Otsuu:** Kaguya's still not here... I thought I told her it's something important... Everyone is so bored waiting that they're starting to do their own things. What a waste of time... I better go and check on Kaguya. Let's see what she has to say...) Thanks for coming with me, Jack.
* **Nightmare Jack:** Ggh... Odz...uu... Chh...eaar... aahh...p...
* **Otsuu:** Thanks for caring. You're a great guy, you know that? Kaguya. What's taking you so long? ... (No reply... Maybe she's so sick that she can't leave her room...) Kaguya? Are you in there? I'm coming in.

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Otsuu:** Wha-?! She's down on her bed! No, wait... She's just... sleeping?!
* **Kaguya:** Mmm...
* **Otsuu:** Kaguya, wake up. Come on now.
* **Kaguya:** Mmm... Another five hours...
* **Otsuu:** You can't be serious! Most people ask for five minutes, not five hours!
* **Kaguya:** But... So sleepy... The pillow is so soft and comfy...
* **Otsuu:** Oh, you're using it? I didn't notice it since it's so clean.
* **Kaguya:** I washed, dried, then wrapped a clean towel around it. It feels so good that I can sleep forever.
* **Otsuu:** I hope you don't... Well, I'm just happy you like it so much.
* **Kaguya:** It won't let me go... So please, let me sleep for another six hours...
* **Otsuu:** No! And, no adding to the time!
* **Kaguya:** I know I should wake up... But, this is my very best trying to get myself up... Zzz... Zzz... Zzz...
* **Otsuu:** That's your best? Come on, wake up already.
* **Kaguya:** Aah... The pillow conforms to my head beautifully... I don't want to get up... Otsuu... Please... Can you have the discussion without me...?
* **Otsuu:** Seriously...?
* **Kaguya:** I'm also a bit thirsty, so bring me a glass of water...
* **Otsuu:** Please don't use me as your gofer...
* **Kaguya:** Jack, can you get me water?
* **Nightmare Jack:** ...?
* **Otsuu:** Please don't abuse Jack... (She's even lazier than before... There's no way she'll join in this state...) You must really like that pillow.
* **Kaguya:** Why yes... I can't let it go...
* **Otsuu:** (It's almost as if it's cursed...) I guess I can let you go... I know you'll carry your load, so enjoy your sleep for today.
* **Kaguya:** I knew you'd understand, Otsuu... Thank you... Oh, before you go, do you mind taking me to the bathroom? I think I'm going to leak...
* **Otsuu:** Do that yourself...

## *Mary Skelter: Finale*

### Official Introduction

*(Hallway)*

* **Kaguya:** Somebody... anybody... Is anyone there?
* **Toh:** (Is that Kaguya? I wonder what's wrong.) Kaguya, I'm coming in.

*(Kaguya's Room)*

* **Toh:** I heard you outside. Did something happen?
* **Kaguya:** Oh, Toh. Perfect timing...
* **Toh:** You're lying down. Are you ill?
* **Kaguya:** Nope. Perfectly fine.
* **Toh:** ... (She looks normal. Her room is tiny, but cluttered. Why is my timing perfect...? Oh goodness. What scheme did I just walk into?) ...Sorry for bothering you.
* **Kaguya:** Oh! Wait! Don't leave! Hear me out at least!
* **Toh:** \*sigh\*... Then I'll hear you out.
* **Kaguya:** Thank you. Actually, I had a favor to ask of you.
* **Toh:** What is that? (I am fairly certain it's ridiculous.)
* **Kaguya:** I'm glad you asked! Please fetch me my beverage.
* **Toh:** ... (Wow. It was even dumber than I anticipated.)
* **Kaguya:** So with that said, please.
* **Toh:** No. I told you that I would hear you out, but I never said I would do it for you.
* **Kaguya:** What?! That is so cruel. I wasted my breath then.
* **Toh:** Fetching your beverage isn't worth my time.
* **Kaguya:** But I have to get up for it. I couldn't possibly.
* **Toh:** In the time you spent asking me, you could have done it by now.
* **Kaguya:** I prefer not to move as much as possible. If I could do everything lying down, I would. So even getting a drink can be a task. I couldn't possibly. You don't get it, Toh... Boohoo.
* **Toh:** (She's even prepared crocodile tears. Is she THAT lazy?) All that fake crying, and still no drink in your hand.
* **Kaguya:** Agh. Even my angel tears won't work on him. You're a tough nut to crack, Toh.
* **Toh:** No one would fall for it.
* **Kaguya:** Just do it for me. Pretty please.
* **Toh:** What part of no don't you understand?
* **Kaguya:** Oogh. You're so mean, Toh. All you have to do is reach over there.
* **Toh:** So why can't you?
* **Kaguya:** No clue.
* **Toh:** ... (She's dead set on being a deadbeat. To be honest, I'm getting a headache.)
* **Kaguya:** You look tired, Toh. We could do this all day.
* **Toh:** Ever think you might be responsible for that?
* **Kaguya:** Well, if you'd gotten it for me, we wouldn't be here.
* **Toh:** (She's right. I want this to be over already. It's best that I give her what she wants.)
* **Kaguya:** Now now. Now that you understand, go get it.
* **Toh:** No, I refuse. I have no obligation. And if I do it once, I'll have to do it again in the future.
* **Kaguya:** What? You're so cold!
* **Toh:** (I should ignore her and walk off. Not that my wife would approve of the practice... But I have to stand my ground. This request is asinine.) Hmm...
* **Kaguya:** If you have time to think, then please hurry and get it for me!

*(Hallway)*

* **Kunai:** I hear arguing. You guys sounds ridiculous. I have a feeling I don't belong here... Best of luck, you two!