Jury Duty Part 4

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Jury Duty Part 4," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining anime jazz and hip hop instrumentals. They meet their fellow jurors, listen to live burps, and meet a future veteran. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are sitting with the other three jurors and are deliberating on the case that they've been sitting in for the past five days. Everyone still seems very confused about the details surrounding the slip-and-fall that befell Johnny Backstreet Boy, but the DJs take a moment to meet their peers.

The first juror they meet is McDoctor Deandra Dedith, a Grimace impersonator and amateur dentist. She arrives to Dairy Court from the Hairyverse, but they don't have enough time to dig in deeper about what that actually means.

They also meet Henry Gibson, an enthusiastic 18-year-old man from the Veteranverse who is excited to serve so that he can return home and finally be a veteran. He has no hair and only has three teeth left, both identifying factors he attributes to the constant nuclear fallout happening in his universe due to the population being constantly at war. His bran is located in his chest – viewable through a submarine window – and his heart is in his feet. He has X's tattooed on his head so his enemies know where to shoot, not because he's straight edge.

The final juror is Ziggy Marlow, a very high individual from the Bonnarooverse who is very confused throughout the process as to what's actually happening. He is concerned that he hasn't been home in 24 days, left the oven on, and has not fed his dog since. The DJs are concerned that his house might not exist when he gets back.

They get a call from Cornelius Rutherford Ambrosias, who says he wants to learn more about the case but actually just wants to find out what the laws surrounding drinking Listerine. The DJs inform him that in the Stromboliverse it is 100% legal to drink Listerine, and Cornelius is beside himself upon discovering this. He works at a Scope factory, who are the ones behind banning Listerine, and he feels defeated. McDoctor Dedith confirms that drinking Listerine is fine.

They also get a call from a guy named John Belch who just burps into his phone the whole time. McDoctor Dedith also confirms that this is healthy behavior because the human body is made of fire (metaphorical), water (literal), air (literal), and gas (literal).

The jury then learns more about the case thanks to a call from Dan – who is headed to space jail now – which turns out to be a slip-and-fall due to icy milk on the ground. The decision they have to make then hinges on whether or not they want to find milk guilty of making Johnny Backstreet Boy fall. They also discover that Big Milk plans to give any juror who claims "not guilty" upwards of 500 cheese bucks (which is 5 million USD or 50,000 Costco Hundos). The jury is split, but the DJs ultimately decide to vote "guilty" so that they're not sellouts.

They decide the genres complement.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

McDoctor Deandra Dedith

Henry Gibson

Ziggy Marlow

John Belch

Cornelius Rutherford Ambrosias

Dan

## Featured Music

Cowboy Bebop - "Too Good Too Bad"

Cowboy Bebop - "Car 24"

Death Grips - "Runway J"

RJD2 - "Weatherpeople"