6IX9INE KILLS WONDER SHOWZEN PUPPETS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

6ix9ine: Now that I'm out of prison, let's see what the internet thinks of me now.

6ix9ine sees a new episode of Wonder Showzen

6ix9ine: I gotta see this one.

Episode plays

Chauncey: Today kids we're gonna kill that rat Snitch9!

Chauncey kills Snitch9

Chauncey: Yay! Now the rap game is saved!

6ix9ine: THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! IMMA GET THEM!!!

At the Wonder Showzen Studio...

6ix9ine: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?!?!

Chauncey: We're here!

Clarence: Oh look! It's 6ix9ine!

6ix9ine: YEAH, YOU ALL WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME WHILE I'M GONE?!?!

Chauncey: Calm down! It's just a show!

Clarence: A parody show!

6ix9ine: PARODY SHOW MY ASS!!!

6ix9ine shoots Chauncey to death with a shotgun

Clarence: HOLY SHIT!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!

Clarence charges at 6ix9ine, but he punches Clarence in the face

Clarence: OW!!! THAT HURT!!!

6ix9ine decapitates Clarence with his bare hands, killing him instantly

Soon, Wordsworth, Him, and Sthugar arrive

Wordsworth: WHAT HAPPENED TO CHAUNCEY AND CLARENCE?!?!

6ix9ine: I killed those bastards for mocking me! And you three are next!

Wordsworth: Not so fast!

Wordsworth uses laser eyes to try and kill 6ix9ine, but he uses his raimbow powers to overpower it and then slits Wordsworth's throat, killing him

Him: HIM NO LIKE THIS!!!

Him attempts to flee, but his legs are chopped off

Him: HIM CAN'T RUN!!! OH NO!!!

6ix9ine then proceeds to use a chainsaw to slice Him in half, killing him

Sthugar: NO!!! 6IX9INE WE'RE SORRY FOR MOCKING YOU!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!

6ix9ine: IT'S TOO LATE FOR SORRY!!!

6ix9ine tackles Sthugar and proceeds to rape her

Sthugar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6ix9ine then stabs her in the vagina

Sthugar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6ix9ine finishes her off by fisting into the wound and pulling out her guts

6ix9ine: GET REKT!!!

Eventually, 6ix9ine is arrested and brought back on trial for violating his probation as well as the murder of the puppets

Judge: Mr. Tekashi what were you thinking? I trusted you to behave during house arrest and what do you do? You not only broke out of the perimeter, but you brutally murdered 5 innocent puppets just because they made a parody out of you!

Vernon Chatman and John Lee then come to confront 6ix9ine

Vernon: Tekashi you jerk! We only made that episode to mock you sacrificing your buddies just so you can get a couple years in prison!

John: We do not regret making that episode at all!

6ix9ine: Well I didn't do it!

Judge: Are you serious, Mr. Tekashi?

6ix9ine: Yes, your honor! It was Lil Pump and Trippie Redd that did it! Look!

6ix9ine shows footage of the two doing the killings

Judge: Wow... well, we're sorry we wasted your time. No additional charges will be brought against you, and you may proceed the house arrest, and Lil Pump and Trippie Redd will be arrested and charged with the murders instead.

6ix9ine: Okay. Thanks, your honor.

Back at the house...

6ix9ine: Wow! I can't believe that worked! Those puppet fucks deserved it!