Sousei Tachibana/Event Gifts

**Piano-shaped Music Box / ピアノ型オルゴール**

**Sousei Tachibana**

**Birthday Cake - Kyoya / 誕生日ケーキ・響也**

**Birthday Cake - Iori / 誕生日ケーキ・伊織**

**Birthday Cake - Sousei / 誕生日ケーキ・蒼星**

**Birthday Cake - Hinata / 誕生日ケーキ・陽向**

**Birthday Cake - Kaito / 誕生日ケーキ・カイト**

**Birthday Cake - Jin / 誕生日ケーキ・仁**

**Birthday Cake - Subaru / 誕生日ケーキ・昴**

**Alice's Tea Set / アリスのティーセット**

**Omikuji / おみくじ**

**Sousei Tachibana**
An Omikuji. Ah my heart is pulsing... I'd be pretty worried if the results are bad.

**Sousei Tachibana**
Alright, let's do this. ....

***[Kyou (Curse)]***

**Sousei Tachibana**
...Ahaha. Of course, it had to happen sometime, right? May I try it again? And the next one is---

***[Dai-Kyou(Great Curse)]***

 ***\*CRUSH\****

**Sousei Tachibana**
...Oh, sorry. My whole hand seemed to slip that into the coffee. May I draw it one more time?

***[Dai---]***

**Sousei Tachibana**
***\*CRUSH\****Ah, my glasses got cloudy and it broke before I got to read the whole thing.

**Sousei Tachibana**
Sigh...Maybe we should switch it up a little. Let's see what's our fortune is on the TV.

**Newscaster**

---Weather Report! Today's weather is...

**Sousei Tachibana**
***[crack]*** ................

**Kyoya Asahina**
Sousei, are you in? There is something I want to---

**Sousei Tachibana**
Aaaaaaa!! Don't come in here!!

**Kyoya Asahina**
?! W-what?! Something wrong, Sousei?!

**Sousei Tachibana**
I don't want to see your face right now-- I mean, I don't want to see your name!!!

**Kyoya Asahina**
Wha--?! What's wrong with my name? It's Kyo---

**Sousei Tachibana**
STOP!! What if my luck goes down any further!!!

**Sousei Tachibana**
That's it, I am going for an exorcism. Then wash off all my sins under the waterfall, after that a pilgrimage to the healing spots!!!

***[Sousei runs off the room]***

**Kyoya Asahina**
What's with that guy?! Hmm, what's this squeezed omikuji laying down here?

***[Dai-Kichi (Great Blessing)]***

 **/ Maimaiの差し入れ**

**Sousei Tachibana**
Welcome back! Ah this...! Is this a top loading washing machine?

**Sousei Tachibana**
I have always wanted a washing machine! With all the dirty laundry piling up in the company this is truly a life saver! Madoka...thank you!

**Sousei Tachibana**
Ah, Iori!

**Iori Fujimura**
Hmm? What is it Sousei?

**Sousei Tachibana**
Could you bring the dirty laundry over here please?

**Iori Fujimura**
Roger

***---10 minutes later---***

**Iori Fujimura**
That should be the last of them...

**Iori Fujimura**
But are you sure about this, Sousei? There doesn't seem to be any washing machine anywhere.

**Sousei Tachibana**
What are you talking about, Iori? Isn't it this magnificient machine right here? Madoka gave this as a present!

**Iori Fujimura**
...Sousei. This is a rhythm game machine. I remember seeing it in an arcade once.

**Sousei Tachibana**
What...?

**Iori Fujimura**
This is NOT a washing machine.

**Sousei Tachibana**
You must be mistaken...it is not like you to lie, Iori.

**Iori Fujimura**
Sousei, please don't turn your back from reality.

***\*kyoya comes in\****

**Kyoya Asahina**
Sousei, are you free? There is something I---UWAAA?! What is with all the clothes here? This dressing room's a mess!

**Sousei Tachibana**
SHUT UP, KYOYA. I dont want to hear a SINGLE WORD FROM YOU...!!!

**Kyoya Asahina**
Hyyyyy!??!?!

**Iori Fujimura**
Oh goodness...

## Notes

1. ↑ Today/this day is read as Kyou
2. ↑ Kyou is written in Hiragana for this part