Dr. McNinja

Dr. McNinja is the main character of the web-series, ***The Adventures of Dr. McNinja***, and appeared in the Fiction V. Fiction episode Ninja Brian vs Dr. McNinja, where he fought Ninja Brian from ***Ninja Sex Party***.

## History

Hundreds of years ago, there was a village on the coast of Ireland that was a peaceful village farming potatoes. But everything had changed when the pirates attacked! Pirates had come to raid the village. The battle was almost over before it began, with the pirates having swords and cannons while the village had very charming cottages. But there was a miracle that showed itself upon this village. The pirates had launch their attack during the winter, when the shamrocks in the grass had become frozen, sharp, and deadly. After making this realization, the villagers had plucked the shamrocks and fought back against the pirates by using them as throwing stars, or throwing clovers in this case. The pirates had retreated and the villagers had won. Soon after the pirates retreated and the villagers were enjoying their victory, a slow clap had cut off their cheering. It turned out to have been a ninja, who had watched their battle. He saw that the villagers had potential to be true ninjas and said he would train them. He was speaking Japanese so no one understood what he was saying, but they got the message eventually and trained in the way of the ninja. And this is how the McNinjas were born. Two members of the McNinja clan, Dan and Mitzi, ended up getting married and building a house within a cave, as well as having a son who would eventually change the normality of the McNinjas being exclusively ninjas, and end up being a doctor as well. Dr. McNinja!

Patrick McNinja was trained under the way of the ninja. But he wasn't as crazy about it as other McNinjas. So just like any parents that wants to train their kid to kill, they got him Batman comics to inspire him. And it worked! Patrick was inspired to be like Batman and trained hard to be the best martial artist he can be. One day, his grandfather John McNinja had come over to babysit Patrick. John found out that Patrick has never been on a gig before. John took him on an assassination but it turned out to be much more than either could handle, with the target turning out to be a Ghost Wizard. John and the Ghost Wizard fought and in order to save Patrick, John had to use all the magic power he had gotten from a wizard pig he had eaten to defeat the Ghost Wizard by turning him into a stone statue that will only awaken when McNinja says his name. But in this attack, he had exhausted himself and erased the name Patrick from everyone else but Patrick McNinja, as well as causing everyone to forget his name, including Dan and Mitzi. Years later, Patrick went to college to be a doctor and as smart as Batman, teaching under a clone of Benjamin Franklin and even being cloned by him so he can learn from every university in the world and come back together to form one McNinja and to know everything about everything, though he never learned about farming for some odd reason. But he graduated and even went to an island of gorillas to help with a gorilla vampire, dubbed vamp-illa, and having a gorilla named Judy join with him to make his own doctor's office and taking on the title, Dr. McNinja!

## Background

* Name: John McNinja
* Age: 35
* Height: Unknown
* Weight: Unknown
* Occupation: Doctor and ninja
* World's greatest doctor

## Feats

### Strength

* Knocked others out with plastic balls
* Ripped a robot in half
* Easily lifted a vending machine
* Jumped with enough force to break a glass dome on the moon while holding a robot Dracula
* Easily threw a motorcycle
* Fought on par with Frans
	+ Who ripped apart clones of McNinja with ease
* Easily sliced through metal
* Punched cars hard enough to bend them and snap a telephone poll
* Able to throw his gorilla friend, Judy
* Could pull a ghost out of himself
* Punched a man through a school window
* Knocked out a gorilla
* Effortlessly sent Mongo flying over the horizon, who has the body of a sumo wrestler
* Kicked down a large stone door

### Speed

* Has dodged bullets
* Avoided 11 throwing stars at once
* Moved fast enough to leave after images
* Kept up with Mogo, who could catch and throw a grenade into the ocean in less than a second
* Reacted to Dracula's attacks
* Moved fast enough to slice up arrows inches from his face
* Outran explosions
* Dodged lasers
* Matched the Ghost Astronauts, who flew up to space in seconds

### Durability

* Survived a giant Yeti tossing him around from Cumberland to Canada
* Survived reentry from space while surfboarding on a robot Dracula from the moon
* Was slammed around by the Robster
* Took hits from Mogo
* Been slammed into the ground by Judy
* Withstood attacks from Ghost Astronauts that can catch and throw missiles
* Survived on just enough blood for a small kitten for a brief amount of time

### Experience

* Both a ninja and doctor
* Taken down a giant lumberjack
* Fought a crowd of zombies
* Defeated Ronald McBonald twice
* Fights him mom every time he goes home as training
* Deals with ghosts on a daily
* Defeated several of his clones
* Got every doctor in Florida sick
* Saved a timeline from dinosaurs running the government
* Successfully foiled King Radical's plans
* Defeated Dracula on a few occasions
* Brought himself back to life by arguing with Death

### Intelligence

* Has 36 diplomas
* Easily made his way through the tennis temple's traps
* Master at martial arts
* Was Benjamin Franklin Clone's best student
* Knows every pressure point
	+ Even figured out Fran's pressure points, who could change them on a will
* Made a dust to remove someone's ninja abilities
* Tricked Dracula in his own mirror maze
* Made a chemical that turns others into giant lumberjacks
* Successfully figured out King Radical's plans
* Learned everything that his clones learned, excluding farming

### Arsenal

* Katanas
* Daggers
* Smoke bombs
* Sais
* Grappling hook
* Throwing stars
	+ Can send ghosts to hell
* Clipboard
* Bandages
* Medicines
* Chloroform
	+ Powerful enough to knock out Judy
* Stethoscope
	+ Blocked Dracula's sword
* Motorcycle
* Bow and arrow
* Crossbow
* Blow torch
* Shotgun
* Zombie-proof space suit
* Grenades
* Wooden stakes
* Monster suits
* Book gun
* Holy shuriken
* Dirt bike
* Skateboard
* Holy katana
* Rifle with tranquilizers
* Wooden katana
* Pistol
* Laser gun
* Drug he made to take away ninja skills
* Golden Walkboy
	+ Can summon anything he wants, including Sparklelord
		- Sparklelord can:
			* Fly
			* Create energy balls as big as the moon
			* Destroyed Dracula's base on the moon
			* Flew into outer space in seconds

### Weaknesses

* Anger issues
* Had a weird obsession with trying to prove what King Radical was up to
	+ Went to the point of ignoring everyone and going under a fake name of Dr. McLuchador
* Has no control over Sparklelord
* Despite being a doctor, often leaves for his journeys without helping his patients
* If a McNinja loses their mask, they disappear forever
	+ Though it's more of a figurative thing than a literal thing

## Quotes

Alright. We need an ice pack and pain killers, stat!

Okay sir, we'll have you fixed in no time.

Uhm... Can you stop stabbing this patient?

That's better but just stop beating up the patient.

Judy. Cancel all my appointments.

Oh shi-

Oh god! What the hell is wrong with you!?

Okay, he's also a ninja and he can blow things up with his mind. If I can figure out a way to be-

Not surprised you're a Raphael fan.

Okay, I think I lost him.

....I hate unicorns.

What the...?

Thank you, Old.

Okay. That's dumb!

Now how do I use this thing? Like a skateboard? Yeah, probably like a skateboard.

We should take care of him first.

Ninja Dr. McNinja: Oh no way I died to that!

Doctor Dr. McNinja: Sorry Death, but we gotta get this guy first and foremost.

Those stab wounds are just...

Dr. McNinja: Flesh wounds!

That makes sense to happen after today.

Sparklelord.

That ninja is with King Radical.

Alright. We need an ice pack and pain killers, stat!

What the...?

Wait a minu-

## Trivia

* Dr. McNinja is the first web-comic exclusive on the show