Thank You So Much

**Thank You So Much** is the fourth episode of Season 5 of *F is for Family*.

## Plot

Sue prepares Thanksgiving dinner and stresses over keeping the house and family in order. When Bill and Maureen’s antics knock over the cranberry sauce, she sends Frank to the store with all 4 kids to get more cranberry sauce. Later, Louis, Stan and Marilyn arrive and begin to reconcile and insult Frank together over a football game and some beers. After Frank returns with the kids, Sue worries that Louis and Stan are getting too chummy and that her lie will be exposed. She confides in Frank to keep her secret and deliberately sparks an argument between the men saying that Frank is glad that Nixon got pardoned over the Watergate scandal (which Frank reluctantly goes along with). When Stan and Marilyn are leaving, Sue accidentally revealed the lie and causes a big argument between her parents, Louis, Frank and herself. The Chilsons all abruptly leave and Sue decides to unwind in the tub with some mulled wine and cobbler. She puts Frank on “Megan duty” and heads upstairs. While Frank is jangling Big Bill’s keys for Megan, he finds a key marked with a “16” and rejoices.

Vic struggles to calm a fussy Vic Jr. and seeks advice from the neighbours. Evelyn is more than happy to help and succeeds in calming the baby. When Vic decides to head back home, Evelyn is resistant to give Vic Jr. back to his father. Goomer gives Vic some eggnog and lets him take a nap on the couch while they look after the baby for him. Later, when Vic decides to leave, Evelyn is still resistant and ends up getting into an argument with Goomer as Vic leaves with his son.

During the Thanksgiving Day parade, Bob Pogo dresses in a plucked chicken suit and tries to sell his chicken skins. Mayor Tangenti launches turkeys into the crowd from his float and this sparks an argument between him and Bob for stealing his business. Bob throws a turkey at one of the women on the float and Mayor Tangenti responds by launching a turkey at Bob. The turkey misses Bob, smashes through a window, lands in the deep fryer and sets the restaurant on fire as Bob looks on in horror. After the blaze is extinguished, Louis Gagliardi arrives and explains that insurance will take care of the damages. Bob then reveals that he spent the insurance money on the chicken suit and will not be able to pay him back. When he tries to cancel the rental agreement, Gagliardi refuses and his goons surround Bob and beat him. Bob then agrees to get the money to repay him.

Meanwhile, a heartbroken Kevin tries to call Alice to no avail and thinks about her throughout the day. Later that evening, he goes to the Goldman house just as they arrive back from Thanksgiving dinner at her aunt's house. He scolds her for not answering his calls and this further makes her uncomfortable. Assuming that her brother Daniel is Joel, he punches the boy in the face, knocking out a tooth. Alice angrily demands Kevin to leave and breaks up with him. Kevin retreats to his bedroom and tearfully leafs through Alice’s photos in the yearbook.

## Quotes

**Bob Pogo**: Come to Skinneees! You won't be horrified, or your money back!

**Man with Glasses**: *(looks at the grossed out chicken)* Where's the rest of the chicken?

**Bob Pogo**: In the trash where it belongs!

**Man with Glasses**: *(they heard an aim)* Ooh, a Tollway Turkey!

**Mayor Tangenti**: Everybody gets a turkey! *(aims at the sidewalk)*

**Bob Pogo**: HEY! Stop stealing my business! I SHOULD BE FILLING THOSE MOUTHS! *(grunts and throwing a turkey to the woman angrily)*

**Mayor Tangenti**: Nobody hits my girls but ME!

**Bob Pogo**: *(shouts)* Keep your dirty birds to yourself!

**Mayor Tangenti**: FUCK YOU! I will turkey your grandchildren! *(he was shocked and aims it at the window while Bob ducks out and lands the turkey into the grilling machine)*

**Bob Pogo**: (saw a fire burning a restaurant) NO! NO! My three-week-old dream!

## Trivia

* "Over the River and Through the Wood" plays as Sue prepares Thanksgiving dinner.
* A jazzy version of "Now Thank We All Our God", a popular Christian hymn plays while the Murphys and their neighbors eat Thanksgiving dinner.
* This is the final episode where Frank makes his infamous "Put you through that f\*\*king wall" threat.