Laser-Shooting Dinosaur (Single)

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## Laser-Shooting Dinosaur

### Label

Napalm Records

**Laser-Shooting Dinosaur** is the third single by Angus McSix released on March 21, 2023, featuring three songs: "Laser-Shooting Dinosaur" released for the first time, along with "Sixcalibur", and "Master of the Universe", previously featured on the singles "Sixcalibur" and "Master of the Universe". All three tracks were later included in the album "Angus McSix and the Sword of Power".

## Story

This single features only three songs from the album "Angus McSix and the Sword of Power". They are only two parts of its story, both out of context.

### Angus McSix and the Sword of Power

#### Sixcalibur/Master of the Universe

Traveling through the Underworld, Angus finally reached the Hell's Core, where there was a portal to the World of the Living that Angus was looking for. It was sealed with the mighty sword Sixcalibur, which was so powerful that it could kill up to seven trolls at one blow, and its power increased with each enemy it killed. It lost its hilt after being used to defeat Seebulon, but after Angus combined Sixcalibur with the Key to Eternity, the sword began to glow and work just like before, and he received an upgrade that transformed him from the green-clad great hero Prince Angus into the even more powerful golden Angus McSix. Thus, the hero opened the portal to the World of the Living and, after leaving behind his previous weapon, the Hammer, and collecting Sixcalibur, he escaped from the Underworld.

#### Laser-Shooting Dinosaur

After receiving the Laser-Shooting Dinosaur from the Dwarven Diviner who was in his last breaths, Angus sets off on his new dinosaur to Stenness, where, according to the Dwarf, he will find his true destiny.

## Track Listing

All authors are listed according to information from auto-generated Youtube song videos published on the auto-generated Angus McSix Youtube channel.

## Songs

### Laser-Shooting Dinosaur

I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur (oh, oh, oh)
Here we come, can you hear him roar?
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur (oh, oh, oh)
Here we come, can you hear him roar?
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh)
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh-oh

A monster from the ancient times
Developed in Tokyo
A bastard of beast and war-machine
Neutralizing every foe
Equipped with vorpal blaster gun
Making dragons fall from skies
Striking the evils in the dark
With his night scope zoom device

Dino
Dino
Dino
Dino

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur (oh, oh, oh)
Here we come, can you hear him roar?
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh)
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh-oh

Made of metal from the moon
Assembled by samurai
His battery gets charged by thunderstorm
With most advanced AI
Devouring trolls and unicorns
From his maw there comes a flame
Burning away our enemies
And therefore we proclaim

Dino
Dino
Dino
Dino

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur (oh, oh, oh)
Here we come, can you hear him roar?
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh)
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh-oh

Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor
I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur (oh, oh, oh)
Here we come, can you hear him roar?
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh)
Prepare for epic fight and his laser missiles
The sound is boom, boom, boom for every time a goblin dies
Let's sing now, here we go, hear my battle cries
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh-oh

### Sixcalibur

Sixcalibur

Feared by ghoul and goblin

The power of the sword
Conquered hell and abyss
Defeated evil lords
A thousand centuries ago
Archdemon Seebulon
Had been banned for eternal times to come

By the blade forged to prevail (all hail)

Sixcalibur
The astral fire burns in my veins again (Sixcalibur)
Unite me with the flame (Sixcalibur)
Empowered by the key to eternity (Sixcalibur)
You and me were meant to be (Sixcalibur)

Darkness starts to tremble
Like lightning hits the foes
With each slaughtered enemy
Its magic power grows
Every stroke kills many trolls
Some seven at one blow
Stronger force than anything we know

Mighty blade will never fail (all hail)

Sixcalibur
The astral fire burns in my veins again (Sixcalibur)
Unite me with the flame (Sixcalibur)
Empowered by the key to eternity (Sixcalibur)
You and me were meant to be (Sixcalibur)

Hail, hail, hail, all hail
Hail, hail, hail, all hail
Hail, hail, hail, all hail
Hail, hail, hail, all hail
Hail, hail, hail, all hail
Hail, hail, hail, all hail
Hail, hail, hail, all hail
Hail, hail, hail, all hail

Sixcalibur
The astral fire burns in my veins again (Sixcalibur)
Unite me with the flame (Sixcalibur)
Empowered by the key to eternity (Sixcalibur)
You and me were meant to be (Sixcalibur)

### Master of the Universe

Downloading upgrade

I have drowned in the fires
But haven't lost my soul
Fallen hero, a legend now I'm reborn
Glory left my hammer
But now I wield the sword
Of primal power, created once by the Gods

My body was dead, I couldn't have been deader
But I came right back one better!

Woooooah, oooooh!
And my light will shine forever
It all has come together
Woooooah, oooooh!
I'm the Master of the Universe
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my green has turned to gold
New forces will unfold
Woooooah, oooooh!
Hail the Master of the Universe

Evil ruled in the future
But now I'll change the past
Darkest darkness, your end is nearing at last
I will save all the people
Of every galaxy
Mighty hero, back in real reality

I got stabbed through my old armour made of leather
But guess who's back one better!

Woooooah, oooooh!
And my light will shine forever
It all has come together
Woooooah, oooooh!
I'm the Master of the Universe
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my green has turned to gold
New forces will unfold
Woooooah, oooooh!
Hail the Master of the Universe

Woooooah, oooooh!
And my light will shine forever
It all has come together
Woooooah, oooooh!
I'm the Master of the Universe
Woooooah, oooooh!
And my green has turned to gold
New features will unfold
Woooooah, oooooh!
Hail the Master of the Universe
Of the universe!

Upgrade complete!

## Personnel

* Thomas Winkler (Angus McSix) – vocals
* Sebastian "Seeb" Levermann (Seebulon) – guitars, bass, backing vocals
* Thalìa Bellazecca (Thalestris) – guitars
* Manu Lotter (Skaw!) – drums

### Production

* Sebastian "Seeb" Levermann (Seebulon) – producer

## References

In the Angus McSix Lore there are some references to the Gloryhammer Lore suggesting that Gloryhammer Lore and Angus McSix Lore are the same universe. They also suggest that Angus McFife XIII of the Gloryhammer Lore, who died at the end of "Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex" - Gloryhammer's last album recorded with Thomas Winkler - and Angus McSix of the Angus McSix Lore are the same person. It can be inferred from them that Angus McFife XIII appeared in the realm of martyrs after his death, and his story was later exactly the same as Angus McSix of the Angus McSix Lore. However, at the end of the day, the two bands are probably at odds with each other, and there is no official confirmation that the Gloryhammer Lore universe and the Angus Lore universe are connected. Officially, they are two different universes.

### List of References

#### Master of the Universe

* Before Angus acquired the sword Sixcalibur, his weapon was the Hammer, alluding to the fact that Angus McFife XIII fought with the Hammer of Glory.
* After Angus picked up Sixcalibur and received the upgrade, his clothes changed from green to gold. This alludes to the fact that Angus McFife XIII wore green clothing.
* In "Master of the Universe" Angus said: "Glory left my hammer, but now I wield the sword", referring to the fact that Thomas Winkler was kicked out of Gloryhammer, but now he's in a new band.

## Links

1. ↑ Single "Laser-Shooting Dinosaur" on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/1pnev0pyj4SMqPibmxLn7T