B. McMoney "Breedable" Patriarch

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B. (Batsu) McMoney Patriarch is one of the major characters of Coolertopia lore, the actual head of the McMoney family and leader of the well known orphans, the Cool Kids. Batsu is an extremist anti-political pro-chaos fighter with a weird obsession with feet.

## Personality

Batsu's personality is your average cool kid, some faded line between cute ignorance and actively stupid. Batsu tends to forget about all her duties as a leader, leaving all the work for his fellow McMoney Family and Cool Kid, John McMoney Jr.. Batsu has no aptitude for business whatsoever, but through votes from the rest of the family, he became the leader. What a bunch of brain rottens.

She is normally very passive and submissive, and is often either on the kitchen or cleaning the house. So yeah, housewive canon. He also don't look either disturbed nor angry about his Fiancé making adult movies and having an onlyfans.

Although he may be submissive, this doesn't seen to be the case whenever he meet someone who is richer than her, or show off too much. That's one of the main reasons she is so agressive with Wallis. She will often swear and call people she don't like "Filthy bourgeois", even though she is one herself. He also tends to be very rude towards americans, and anyone who does any of his hobbies wrong, and will not save words to make people feel small.

## History

Batsu seems to have relative ties with some other factions, and even has a real dad, Tasmanian, who she dearly calls Taz, for short. Batsu is now a member of the McMoney Family, and its leader, for some only-god-know reason.

Batsu, even with no real connection with any of them, sees all of the McMoneys as family, so when Ronan Sexdungeon betrayed them, it hurt deeply on his heart. Maybe even more than that time he accidentally kicked a metal pipe and hit his head in ice.

After rejecting her aunt proposal for Nationalist Communism, Batsu decided to create a sub-group of extremely chaotic anti-politic kids to destroy politics from it's roots, and in the process, annihilate the McMoney branch Sexdungeon and the The Whore Syndicate.

## Appearance

Batsu has an average height and unknown weight, has middle length dyed red hair and never comes out without a mask. Normally wear hoodies with long skirts because her fashion sense is dead. She is often seen preaching for women to wear "modest clothes", and lives by her word, except of course for her signature mask, that at this point just became his brand.

## Political views

Although all the cool kids claim to "not have a political view", they do. They are just too stupid for labels. Batsu believes in communism, and is a big advocate for workers rights (Her workers don't have them tho, but don't tell her that. Complain to John if you have a problem). She is also culturally left, though she is a fan of the "traditional wife" aesthetic.

She is constantly supporting religious institutions, mostly the queer owned ones.

## Public Image

Being a McMoney was attention enough, and being the head of them is even more flashy. Batsu normally seems to be popular, specially amongst housekeepers, who use the Definitely-Not-Shady Company products as a potent porcelain and stone cleaner. Her popularity seems to be low with more feminist women, though she doesn't really care about them.

## Relationships

#### McMoneys

John McMoney Jr. : Nice guy, helps me a lot when I forget to attend a reunion. Or to take my meds. Or to shower. Or to...

Scunt McMoney Jr. : Althought Scunt may be the family slave, we are engaged. Somehow. I think it was for tax purposes? Anyway it's my bro, full homo <33

Bob Purić. : Unmarry my father. Now.

Wallis Sexdungeon McMoney Jr : You are disgusting, but I love you nonetheless, puta! <3

Skylar Sexdungeon McMoney Jr. : You might despise us, and just have married my bitch for business, but I truly like you. You are literally so based cat!

#### Sexdungeons

Ronan Sexdungeon : Brother, please... Come back.

Tnaky "Tita" Sexdungeon: Aunt, for the last time, NATIONALIST SOCIALISM ISN'T "BASED"!!! STOP THIS NONSENSE ALREADY. Ugh, I would love you much more if you were just a commie.

#### Others

Lettuce: I don't understand why you hate whenever I talk about marrying my brother, but please don't cut ties with us!

Discordia: I mean we are both hot, and they travel with lettuce. Must be rad

## Trivia

* Batsu is more often than not drinking chocolate milk
* He loves bunnies
* His favorite socks are the ones with a cat's face on them.
* Family is everything for her, so the Ronan departure really messed up with him.
* Can and will ge major pissed whenever someone refer to the cool kids as capitalists.

## Quotes

* *"Finances? Nooo, I leave all of this to the men of the family."*
* *"Who want some cookies? I will distribute them all... once I remember where I put them."*
* *"Rich bitches get the pit!- Wait, am I rich?"*
* *"WALLIS! WE AREN'T CAPITALISTS!"*