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Hadès

**Hadès** est le dieu des morts et Roi des Enfers. Il est également le frère de Zeus, Poséidon, Déméter, Héra et Hestia. Il apparaît dans les saisons 1, 2, 3, 4 et 5.

# **Histoire**

### Prélude

L'ennui de Hadès était tel que l'envie de se rendre dans le monde des vivants le prit soudain. Il créa une copie conforme de lui-même qu'il plaça à sa place sur le trône, avant de quitter les Enfers et explorer la Terre. Il emprunta le nom de "Aitor King". C'est ainsi qu'il fit la connaissance d'Alyss Konwen, une jeune Américaine vivant à Columbus, dans l'Ohio. Il eut une première fille avec elle, en 1995, prénommée Morgane. Il restait la plupart du temps sur Terre tandis que son clone se chargeait de s'occuper des Enfers. Parfois, il lui arrivait tout de même d'y retourner en personne pour ne pas trop éveiller les soupçons.

Cependant, Zeus finit par découvrir le subterfuge. Pour punir Hadès, il maudit son amante mortelle : *"Son prochain accouchement se fera dans la douleur et lui sera fatal"*. Hadès tenta de rompre la malédiction, en vain. Il en vint à haïr davantage Zeus.

Alyss mourut en donnant naissance à un garçon, Kevin. Hadès accueillit ses deux enfants dans son palais, aux Enfers.

***suite à venir***

# **Autres**

Il aime bien jouer aux échecs lorsqu'il s'ennuie - c'est-à-dire la plupart du temps.

# **Galerie d'Images**

Hadès et CerbèreOrphée devant Hadès et Perséphone
Harry Barry Harry

Harry Barry Harry hiding from Mad Nan.

Harry Barry Harry, also known as Harry, also known as Barry, also known as Barry, is a mysterious figure and has only encountered the Riddle Bros once, during Their adventure in God's Basement.

Because of this not much is known about Harry Barry Harry since he disappeared after fleeing Britain and possibly Earth itself except for the fact that he is a powerful psychic that operates on a powerful psychic wavelength known as full meme, that allows him to use psychic metaphysical projection.

## History

While travelling through God's Basement Tom Clark was met by Harry Barry Harry who was psychically projecting himself into the basement. He followed Tom through the basement until they encountered the ghost of Tom's Mad Nan.

Harry Barry Harry then ceased his psychic projection and fled the country or planet, for no other reason other than that he was very spooked by Tom's Mad Nan.
Veanu Keeves

Himself.

Veanu Keeves is the robotic clone of Reanu Keeves and their father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate of Keanu Reeves, who was accidentally created after The Earth-2077 Incident. He currently rules over the entirety of Earth-2077 through his mega-corporation Keev Corp.

## Sources

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyr6A-onE18

Full Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJrb

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Earth-2077

A city on Earth-2077.

Earth-2077 is an alternate earth which is currently ruled by the robotic tyrant Veanu Keeves, although once similar to our own earth, Earth-2077 is currently a dystopian, cyberpunk hellscape that was previously ruled by several mega-corporations until the creation of Veanu Keeves led to their absorption into one super mega-corporation named Keev Corp, which allowed Veanu to take control of the entire planet in the year 2077.
Big Dave

Big Dave pulling a big plane

Big Dave was 100 stat man's insane eldest son who was famous for being bigger than even 100.

## History

Big Dave was the biggest son of 100 stat man, he was brain-washed by his father his entire childhood into becoming a bloodthirsty warlord and was emperor for 9 years after 100's disappearance on Rim World, but he was executed by the rebellious Welsh farmers during the Welsh farmer uprising.

### The children of 100

As the Germanic empire rapidly expanded 100 began to doubt his ability to keep control over the world by himself, so he formed three elite military forces to enforce his rule: the pagan super-soldiers, the children of 100 and the horse corps.
Yorkshire Tea

A box of Yorkshire Tea.

Yorkshire Tea is an extremely powerful liquid that was created by the eldritch god Erihskroy in order to control it's agents in the material universe, the tea's power is only exceeded by its successor Yorkshire Tea Gold.

## History

Since the discovery of Erihskroy it has been assumed that Yorkshire tea is actually the nectar of this godly entity and that the Spiffing Brit was the first biological being to make contact with it and taste it's nectar.

The taste of which was so majestic that Spiff became addicted instantly, and upon his return to the material universe he hunted relentlessly for anything with the same sensation. Spiff searched for years until one-day while traversing the mountains of Antarctica he came across a strange shrine, inscribed on which was the word Erihskroy.

Spiff quickly realized that the shrine could be used to speak to Erihskroy, so Spiff made a deal with the entity, it would supply him with Yorkshire tea and in return Spiff would harvest pure Cheesy exploits for Erihskroy, for eternity.

One famous drinker was Queen Victoria. It is said that Queen Victoria not only drank Yorkshire Tea, but injected it directly into her veins, causing her to live for millennia.
The Immortals

3 of the most powerful Immortals.

The Immortals are a group of immortal beings that spread through and break the entirety of the universe. This is a list of the ten most powerful Immortals.

1. Reanu Keeves
2. Todd Howard
3. 100 Stat Man (including his avatars Thorvald Stauning and Mega Chad)
4. The Melon Man
5. Seymore Clevarge
6. Barry Boneraiser
7. Elon Husk
8. Justin Cider
9. Jay Shagsby
10. Glitterhoof

For a Tier List of the most powerful beings in the universe:
The First Great 100 War

100 Stat Man slaughtering everyone.

### Performers

Germanic Tribes: 100 Land One (Scandinavia), 100 Land Two (Germany), 100 Land Three (Britain)Christian Forces: The Rest of Europe

### Location

Europe

The First Great 100 War or the Germanic invasion, was the invasion of east, west and southern Europe by the Immortal 100 Stat Man, leading to the creation of The Germanic Empire and the first of the three Great 100 Wars.

## History

As a child, 100 Stat Man would wander the desolate north using his immortal powers to slay Christian missionaries, at the age of three he was famed across Scandinavia for slaughtering hundreds of Christians, but at the age of twenty, 100's mental health began deteriorating after killing one too many innocent people, giving him an inhuman thirst for blood and a desire to conquer the Earth.

By the age of 20, 100 Stat Man had rallied all of Scandinavia, Germany and Britain, which he named "100 Land One", "100 Land Two" and "100 Land Three", respectively. By the age of 22, 100 had conquered all of Europe in The First Great 100 War, while using his endless hordes of pagans from the "100 Lands" to spread Germanic paganism throughout his new empire, which he would name "The Great Germanic Empire".
Europa Universalis IV

the game Europa Universalis is produced by Paradox Interactive.

The game is centred around the stretch of time between the rise of power of the Ottoman Empire and the fall of Napoleon (1444 - 1821).

Spiffing does timelapses and series based around this game. His series are typically multiplayer. Timelapses are random on topic usually based on user suggestion.

Further information is need on this page as it is incomplete.
Justin Cider

> "That's how Justin likes them, no limbs at all."
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Justin smelling apples on the family orchard before the war.

Justin Cider was the unluckiest man in the world, after his loving family were blasted to smithereens by an atomic bomb he thought it was all over, until he discovered the power of guns.

## History

Justin was born into a family of apple farmers on the Fallout plane of the Tod-verse.

As the eldest son of the family he was destined to inherit the orchard, but when the great war began he joined the army although not much is known about this time it is known that at one point he was reserved a space in a vault, allowing him to survive the nuclear blasts that destroyed the world.

Around 200 years later he emerged from the vault and began ravaging the commonwealth by using his vast arsenal of super powered weapons, that he discovered in the ruins of his family orchard, to conquer the wastelands.

## Sources

Justin's rise to Immortality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNeqRMJxV4
Rim World

Only surviving photo of Rim World from space.

Rim World is a desolate hellscape planet that was discovered by the first 100 Stat Man during his first and only expedition into space. It is also the location of the infamous organ trading territory known as Wales.

## History

Since 100's departure from Rim World there have been no attempts to go back, so the only known event that took place there was the expedition of 100 Stat Man from 951 to 960.

### Germanic Invasion

Before the first 100 stat man's death and the fall of The Germanic Empire, he made two attempts to expand the empire beyond earth, the first consisted of 100 shooting into outer space accompanied by his son Big Dave and Sir Digby of Smeg.

Now having arrived in another system, 100 searched for a fun looking planet to colonize and after three days he found that planet. 100's ship approached the planet at full speed but unfortunately he couldn't stop the rocket in time and it smashed through the planet destroying it instantly and instead landing on the planet directly behind it, this was the terrible planet of Rim World.

They landed in the region of Rim World known as Wales where they took part in the local trade and quickly gained a monopoly on the organ business in Wales, so in order to gain more power a caravan would be sent to the next region along, full of organs for trading, and would be transported by 100 and Sir Digby, but for unknown reasons the caravan disappeared along with it's crew.

Nine years later 100 somehow reappeared in Wales, which was now under the control of a rebellion of welsh farmers who rose up after the pagans stole one too many of their organs. Unfortunately Big Dave had been emperor since 100's disappearance, so the farmers had Big Dave executed along with his pagan super-soldiers, after learning this 100 escaped Rim World in the rocket and returned to Earth.
The Doglian Republic

The Doglian flag.

The Doglian Republic of Canine Kind was a volatile nation of sapient dogs established by High Minister Dogmas Dogma in 1842 during The Second Great 100 War, that opposed The Great Danish Empire's advances of cooperation for years, until the coronation of King Mega Chad of Romagna as the third 100 Stat Man in 2020 led to their destruction.
Divinity

Divinity: Original Sin II is a Perfectly Balanced Realm which The Spiffing Brit occasionally visits to harvest the abundant Cheesy Exploits. It is known for its undead Immortals, Sir Barry Bone Boi and Boni-Wan Kenobi.

### Sir Barry Bone Boi

Sir Barry Bone Boi is the skeleton CEO of Bucket Tea Leaf Co, a company which grows tea in huge bucket towers. Because of his unique style, he branded his tea "Bucket Tea". His Cheesy business has made him the wealthiest being in Divinity.

### Boni-Wan Kenobi

Boni-Wan Kenobi, a former Jedi knight who was slain by Mickey Mouse, is an incredibly powerful force user who frolics about the world of Divinity, slaying all who come in his path by hitting them with his Cursed Chest. He carries the Chest everywhere he goes using his telekinesis, so he is a power to be feared by any who wander into this Perfectly Balanced Realm.
The Riddle Bros

The Riddle Bros Movie Coming 2030 - rated R for Really good

### Relatives

Members: Tom Clark, Simon Lane, Chauncey lane, Ben Edgar, Lydia Ellery, Lewis Brindley and Riddle Bun

## Physical description

### Eye color

*Unknown*

The Riddle Bros are an inter-dimensional occult detective agency that specialize in supernatural mysteries. Usually consisting of Tom Clark and Simon or Chauncey Lane but occasionally featuring other members such as Dr. Lewis Brindley and the abstract being known as Riddle Bun.

## History

Tom Clark and Simon Lane first met during their time working for Lewis Brindley at The Yogscast headquarters Yogtowers, where they bonded over their interest in the occult, that was first prompted after Yogtowers was raided by ghosts. Their interest quickly became an obsession and before long they had began travelling the UK as private investigators.
Burny Sanders

> *"Prepare to be evaporated."*
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**Burny Sanders** is an incredibly powerful weapon crafted by the mad god Reanu Keeves for the purpose of becoming the single most powerful person in Skyrim (and possibly existence.)

## History

Once a simple piece of cheap cutlery, this fork would become a tool in Reanu's mad plot to become the most powerful creature in all existence (and to prove the College of Winterhold that they should accept his entry application). Through great determination, skill, at least eighteen game crashes (and the use of certain exploits) the mad genius enchanted this object with the power to deal *5,521 fire damage* to anyone struck by it. Although still enough to instantly evaporate any enemy in the game, this weapon is eclipsed by its sister enchanted fork Forkgive Me by lightyears. Even so, its value more than triple that of the most expensive weapon in the base game.

Taking the forks to show to the heads of the College of Winterhold as proof of his genius, Reanu ended up becoming distracted by other mad plots to increase his power. Finally regaining focus, he aimed to test his weapons on the Winterhold populace but had forgotten to first charge the forks and activate their powers. Due to their nature breaking the laws of the universe, he could not charge them normally but was able to use Soul Siphon on a random cow to finally unleash these weapons' raw power upon the helpless inhabitants of Skyrim.

Despite these forks' incredible power, Reanu Keeves' lust for power would only lead him to go onto to create other weapons of mass destruction using similar means.
Elon Husk

The putrid visage of Elon Husk.

Elon Husk is the malnourished son of the immortal Seymour Cleavage, although Elon is also an immortal he is exceedingly weak in comparison to Seymour possibly due to child neglect.

## History

Elon Husk was grown from oblivion fungus in Seymour Cleavage's basement as a weapon to use against Reanu Keeves upon his inevitable arrival into the Oblivion plane of existence of the Tod-verse in which Seymour resided.

Unfortunately Seymour forgot to care about Elon so he grew into a literal husk of a man and went through several divorces, Seymour was so disgusted at the site of this that he named him husk instead of Cleavage and had him locked up in the imperial dungeons.

### The imperial dungeons

During his time in the dungeons Elon began training in the arts of "sneak" by sneaking up on rats, biting their heads off and lifting bricks to increase his strength level.

56 years later Elon escaped the dungeons after discovering an inter-dimensional pocket of Cheesy exploit energy in his cell and becoming an immortal.
The "Perfectly Balanced" realms

The "Perfectly Balanced" realms are the many realms that the Spiffing Brit manipulates most frequently in order to gather the mythical and ever powerful Cheesy Exploits.

* Skyrim
* The Spiffed Skyrim
* Oblivion
* M&B Bannerlord
* Crusader Kings 2
* Crusader Kings 3
* Fallout 4
* Morrowind
* Hearts Of Iron 4
* Divinity: Original Sin 2
The Bone Wars

Skeletons battling a warrior of Skyrim.

The Bone Wars is the name given to the series of conflicts between Barry the Boneraiser and the other Six Bonelords that took place in Skyrim from 2049 to 2125, which ended with the Bonelords' victory and the establishment of the Bonelord Regime.

## History

Barry the Boneraiser (who was called this due to his ability to raise anyone's bone who saw him) used his undead army to hunt down the Six Bonelords, who had by now joined forces and created their own undead army. Unfortunately, their refusal to exploit The Cheesy Exploits to enhance their power meant their army only lasted 200 seconds and could only be summoned once a day. In the first battle Barry easily beat the Bonelord forces, but he discovered that the Bonelords themselves were not there.

After defeating the undead legions Barry traveled to the outskirts of Whiterun were he believed the Six Bonelords where hiding. After searching for hours Barry's legion began to decompose and weaken. Once they had completely lost the ability to stand the Six Bonelords ambushed Barry and began blasting him with fire.

Barry's magic tolerance training allowed him to withstand the fire long enough to dig his axe into one's head before resurrecting him as a distraction and escaping into the woods. After an encounter with a highway robber ended with the already mortally wounded Barry receiving a stab to the gut he collapsed into a nearby river and a few days later his corpse was found floating through the Riverwood river, now only raising the bones of necrophiliacs. The Six Bonelords resurrected him and used his powers to resurrect the subjects of the new Bonelord Regime.
Glitterhoof

Glitterhoof in his most powerful state.

Glitterhoof was the most powerful horse that ever lived and was also 100 stat man's only true friend.

## History

Before Glitterhoof met 100 he was but a simple horse, roaming the desolate wastes of Sweden for years until he was captured by pagans and tamed, trained and given as tribute to 100.

After 100 went insane he quickly became friends with his horse, such good friends in fact that 100 had a castle built for Glitterhoof.

Once Europe was conquered 100 rewarded Glitterhoof by letting him drink 6.3 liters of his limitless Immortal blood giving him Immortality and making him the first non-human Immortal.

### The horse corps of 100

As the Germanic empire rapidly expanded 100 began to doubt his ability to keep control over the world by himself, so he formed three elite military forces to enforce his rule: the pagan super-soldiers, the children of 100 and the horse corps.
Plz End Me

Pem exists in constant suffering.

> "Neither beautiful on the outside or inside, that is what our lovely Pem is like"
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Plz End Me (AKA Pem) is an Immortal who resides in the Oblivion plane of the Tod-verse, the ugliest Khajiit to ever live and Oblivion's very own physical embodiment of death.

## History

As the ugliest Khajiit ever, Pem sought to end himself. Therefore he beseeched the gods for the power to end life (whether these were the Aedra and Daedra of the Elder Scrolls Branch of The Tod-verse or the gods beyond is unknown).

The gods guided Pem to The Cheesy Exploits necessary to gain this power, but in a cruel twist of fate Pem discovered he could not use these powers on himself.

### Becoming Death

The Exploits which the gods showed him were magic-based, which suited him because he has three brains. However, Pem was much less ecstatic when he realized that contracting diseases was part of the process. Nevertheless, he persevered.

After manipulating his one and only friend Exploity Sploit for his own gain, causing them to be bitter enemies, Pem created a spell named Instant Death, which killed anything it touched by resetting its victims' max health to 100, then draining 100 health. Fortunately this spell didn't work at range, meaning that it was more like a handshake of death than a laser of death - which was great news for Oblivion.

Now the physical embodiment of death, Pem would proceed to massacre all who had wronged him, which was limited to two guards since most people wouldn't get close enough to him to even wrong him in the first place.

### Search for The Melon Man

Pem would quickly become known across Oblivion as a malevolent grim reaper who would collect the souls of the damned inside the humps on his head. In reality Pem was searching for The Melon Man, a being which he believes could finally grant him death.

Pem has thankfully yet to find any trace of the Melon Man and many believe if he was to find this being Melon Man would unleash another crisis on Oblivion, like the destruction of The Imperial City in the year 1069.

## Sources

Pem becomes Death: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VokTJWDrt4
Barry Boneraiser

Does he raise your bone?

> "He raises everyone's bone, including my own"
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Barry Boneraiser, or Barry the Bone Raiser was an incredibly powerful necromancer that resided in the mystical land of Post-Reanu-Skyrim.

## History

After the destruction of Skyrim in 2013 (according to The Official Timeline) which was caused by the Battle between Todd Howard and Reanu Keeves, Todd decided to reconstruct Skyrim. However, he found that it was full of dead people that had been obliterated during the battle.

To resurrect the millions of dead, Todd would have to stay in the Tod-verse for hundreds of years and he knew being exposed to pure Cheesy Exploits for this long would corrupt his mind even further, leaving him unable to prevent Reanu Keeves's escape from the Tod-verse.

So Todd created seven beings, powerful necromancers known as The Bonelords, to resurrect the people of Post-Reanu-Skyrim. The most powerful of these Bonelords was known as **Barry**.

Unfortunately Todd's hubris once again had gotten the better of him and Barry became corrupted by his power shortly after discovering he could use Cheesy Exploits to increase the power he had over those he resurrected and make them his mindless thralls.

### The Bone Wars

Barry (now known as **Barry the Boneraiser** after his ability to raise anyone's bone who saw him) used his undead army to hunt down the other six Bonelords, who had now joined forces and created their own undead army. Unfortunately, their refusal to exploit the Cheesy Exploits to enhance their power meant their army only lasted 200 seconds and could only be summoned once a day, so they lost.

After defeating the undead legions Barry traveled to the outskirts of Whiterun were he believed the other Bonelords where hiding, after searching for hours Barry's legion began to decompose and weaken, once they had completely lost the ability to stand the Bonelords ambushed Barry and began blasting him with fire.

Barry's magic tolerance training allowed him to withstand the fire long enough to dig his axe into one's head before resurrecting him as a distraction and escaping into the woods. After an encounter with a highway robber ended with the already mortally wounded Barry receiving a stab to the gut he collapsed into a nearby river and a few days later his corpse was found floating through the Riverwood river, now only raising the bones of necrophiliacs.

The surviving Bonelords resurrected Barry and used his power to successfully resurrect the population of Skyrim, having completed their mission the Bonelords met with Todd Howard where they confessed that they had secretly used Cheesy Exploits to enhance their magic and overpower Barry.

Being a majestic and merciful god Todd forgave them but he also told them that they would now never be able to leave the Tod-verse or the Cheese that corrupted them could spread to humanity, so he sealed Skyrim and the Bonelords once more in a bubble and left the Tod-verse.
The Second Great 100 War

The second great war.

The Second Great 100 War was the greatest of all Great 100 Wars that began after Reanu Keeves abandoned The Germanic Empire to return to The Tod-verse.

## History

After 100 Stat Man's invasion of the Tod-verse ended in his defeat at the hands of Reanu Keeves, Reanu used 100's reality hole to get to Earth-100. Reanu Keeves became the new 100 Stat Man and the new emperor of the Germanic Empire after arriving on Earth, but after a few years Reanu abandoned the empire before escaping back to Skyrim and closing the hole to the Tod-verse.

Unfortunately Reanu had done a lot of damage to the once great empire, so much in fact that the empire was split into hundreds of contesting nations which were all at war by the time he had left, beginning The Second Great 100 War.

### The Rebirth of 100 Stat Man

Thorvald Stauning was the leader of the remnant nation known as Denmark during the war and a descendant of the majestic 100 Stat Man. At the age of 83.5 Thorvald was hit by a 100 stat meteorite that somehow awakened the dormant 100 stat powers inside him, giving Thorvald the power of an Immortal and making him the second 100 Stat Man.

As 100 Stat Man, Thorvald led Denmark to victory over the other remnant nations of the empire, establishing a new empire known as The Great Danish Empire and ending the second dark age of Europe.
Япуяр

**Япуяр, или Япу-яр, или Болотный житель** (Англ. **Yapuyar**) - дракон Болотного класса (Подкласса Водных).

## Описание

*"Япуяр - болотный зверь. Его родина - Азия. На спине ряд отростков. Четыре лапы. Один из Япуяров - Энгульфуртское чудовище. Япуяр использует свой змеевидный хвост чтобы душить жертв, когти - чтобы резать, а клыки - чтобы утащить под воду. Слова Япуяр произошло от двух слов: "Япу" по драконьи "Скользкий", а "Яр" - "Ярость". Выходит "Скользкая ярость".*

*Продолжительность жизни: 120 лет*

*Класс: Водные (Болотные)*

*Пламя: Грязь*

*Гнёзда или логова: Устраивает на дне болот или в камышах."*

-- В книге "Болотные твари".

Впервые появился во 2 серии 4 сезона, ,,Каникулы в болотными тварями".
The Magic Men of Bristol

Lewis Brindley sitting next to Chauncey Lane on a cart ride through Bristol.

### Relatives

Members: Lewis Brindley, Robert Liston, Odd Michael, Chauncey Lane and Simon Lane

## Physical description

### Eye color

*Unknown*

The Magic Men of Bristol were a coven of magicians lead by Dr. Lewis Brindley, that operated from 1940 to 1947 and resided in the English city of Bristol.

## History

The Magic Men of Bristol were first established in 1940, during The First Great Emu War by Dr. Lewis Brindley and Chauncey Lane later adding famed surgeon Dr. Robert Liston and famed magician Odd Michael, who had all been drafted into the war after being deported to Australia for their various misdeeds.

Using his incredible power Lewis would go on to stage an alien invasion of Australia, forcing The QDF and The Emu Coalition to form The Australian Union, thereby ending the war and allowing Lewis and his students to return to Bristol, where he would train them in the magical arts for the next three years.
Татцельвурм

**Татцельвурм -** необычный дракон из токсичного класса.

## Описание

Этот дракон занесён в Фиолетовую Книгу Драконов (список редких и вымирающих видов). Он похож на длинного питона с головой кошки и двумя драконьими лапами. Самцы на метр длиннее самок. И те и другие имеют мех сзади головы, на лапах и на конце хвоста. У самцов есть кожаный воротник-перепонка, как у плащеносной ящерицы. Слюна и кровь татцельвурма вызывают сильнейшие (часто смертельные) ожоги. Дракон по сути не очень агрессивен, но невероятно быстро передвигается по земле и может обогнать лошадь.
Hearts of Iron IV Timelapses

The Spiffing Brit produces Timelapse Videos for Hearts of Iron IV. Originally these weren't voiced over and instead had music and and used the annotations through-out the videos to purvey interest and direct the viewer, however more resent videos have featured more additions of commentary.

Link to Hearts of Iron IV timelapses: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcXPLd\_I-oBqi1AoO3B5JJmiXqQApdFX5

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The Great Danish Empire

The great empire at it's peak in 2003.

The Great Danish Empire was the successor to the first 100 Stat Man's Germanic Empire. The Great Danish Empire was established after Thorvald Stauning ended The Second Great 100 War, and it lasted from 1937 to 2020. The empire was renowned for it's pacifistic ideals that were heavily contrasted by the tyrannical reign of it's successor, The 100 Stat Empire.
Skeletons

Skeletons are a form of undead that occur throughout the Perfectly Balanced Realms. While in many realms the native skeletons are very weak, in Divinity: Original Sin 2 they have unlocked the secrets of The Cheesy Exploits, and have become very powerful. Sir Barry Bone Boi used the power of Yorkshire Tea Gold to create a massive agricultural empire, and Boni-Wan Kenobi utilized the Golden Chest to become the greatest Jedi knight ever. One of Divinity's greatest mysteries is why the skeletons there have a tendency to discover great power while their fellows in other realms do not. Many however point to Erihskroy and, to a lesser degree, The Spiffing Brit as the culprits.
Satan

## Satan, The Manifestation of Evil

A manifestation of Satan in the mortal realm.

### Aliases

The Devil, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Baphomet, Mephistopheles, Diabolus, Abaddon and The Beast

## Physical description

### Eye color

Evil

**Satan** is an incredibly powerful being that is said to manipulate mortals in order to gain their souls and grow in power.

## **History**

Although never confirmed by the man himself, according to western belief Satan was once an angel who was sent to hell, after attempting to overthrow God.

##### **100 Stat Man**

A little known fact about 100 Stat Man's youth is that his 20 year long massacre of christian missionaries was not unprompted, at the age of 3 100's village was raided by an unknown force from outside Scandinavia, it was only after an unknown stranger claimed they were from the christian lands that 100 began his crusade of vengeance.

It is now known that the unknown stranger that sparked 100's hatred for religions was Satan in disguise prompting 100, knowing that he would be driven to slaughter millions in The First Great 100 War and begin the chain reaction that would lead to two more great wars and the subjugation of earth 1,698 years later under the rule of The 100 Stat Empire, all of which allowed Satan to amass billions of desperate souls.

##### **The Comedy Cult**

Satan was then encountered again in 2005 on Earth-0 where he was summoned by The Comedy Cult and made a deal with famed genius comedians: Jack Black, who sold his sole in order to gain incredible musical skills, Adam Sandler, who sold his sole in order to gain incredible comedic skills and Jim Carrey, who sold his sole in order to gain incredible acting skills.

In 2006 Satan would then return to the Comedy Club after discovering he had been given counterfeit souls, after capturing Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey he attempted to capture Jack Black who instead challenged him to a rock off for co-ownership of their souls and the soul of Jack's friend Kyle Gass, bound by the Demon Code, Satan accepted the challenge and was defeated by Jack Black, allowing the Comedy Club to remain in the mortal realm until their natural deaths.

### **Abilities**

Like all demonic beings Satan is bound by The Demon Code, like the need to collect souls in order to gain power, But being the first demon Satan has harnessed billions of mortal souls throughout the history of the universe allowing him to travel between hell, the mortal realm and between realities.

Once in the mortal realm Satan will usually pinpoint a single victim and then either manipulate them into trading him their soul or set them an irrefusable challenge, the majority of Satan's challenges are musical. Although formerly being exclusively fiddle based, Satan now only participates exclusively in death metal based challenges.

## Sources

Jack Black battles Satan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLr8gnYpVsg
Fallout 4

Fallout 4 is the plane in the Tod-verse to which Reanu Keeves fled during The Battle of the Todd-shaped Hole. After Todd Howard sealed Reanu there, he manipulated The Cheesy Exploits to create powerful weapons and gain unlimited experience.

Justin Cider, a powerful Immortal and former apple farmer, called Fallout 4 his home until 2283 (according to The Official Timeline), when Reanu Keeves slayed him to gain the title of uncontested god of Fallout 4.

"Perfectly balanced game"
Плизар Линдворма

Аал Орлус

Прахан Разгин

Плизар Ланкон

Сапин Хогсадул

Драконьеры

**Плизар Линдворма** (Англ. **Plizar Lindvorma**) - незаконная организация, помагающая Драконьерам и аримие Тенебруса.

## Задание

Плизар Линдворма занимается ловлей драконов. Также торгуют ядами драконов, в том числе ядом Линдворма, Валенцираптора и Эвстрепта.

## Люди Плизара Линдворма

* Плизар Ланкон - член армии Тенебруса и основатель Плизара Линдворма.
* Хариз Мэс - член Плизара Линдворма. Торгует ядами. Имеет Линдворма Плизворм.
* Аал Орлус - Драконьер и член Плизара Линдворма. Ловит драконов. У него есть пять драконов: Линдвормы Хариус и Кровмарк, Железешип Саодач, Разрыхлитель Ищейка и Гад-измельчитель Хэдонд.
* Туалан Инфоридони - член Плизара Линдворма и Драконьер. Имеет Склякса Линдорп.
* Сапин Хиогсандул - член Плизара Линдворма. Тогрует ядами.
* Прахан Разгин - член армии Тенебруса и Плиза Линдворма. Торгует ядами.

## Драконы Плизара Линдворма

* Хариус и Кровмарк - вулканические Линдвормы-братья. Драконы Аала.
* Плизворм - земляной Линдворм. Дракон Хариза.
* Линдорп - гигантский Склякс Туалана.
* Также у Плизара три яйца Огнегрома и и два Линдворма. Возможно, из них родились драконы, которых нам покажут в 6 сезоне.

## Интересные факты

* У кораблей Плизара красно-белый парус
* В пятом сезоне Кровмарка второй раз приручил Иккинг К.К. |V
Gerry the Goblin

Gerry the Goblin is a master scammer residing in the Perfectly Balanced Realm of Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord. A Hobgoblin bent on accruing wealth, Gerry disguised himself and entered into human civilization in order to scam as many people as possible.

Gerry's plan was to declare war on people and then immediately sue for peace. His Goblin charm was so powerful, and his army of just one (that being Gerry himself) was so threatening that his enemies were willing to part with all their possessions to make peace with him. Gerry was such a master of the scamming art that his victims loved being scammed, and over time they came to see Gerry as a friend.

Gerry's defining characteristic (aside from his green face and incredible charm) was his red dress, which he wore in order to seduce those who would not agree to his peace offers.

## Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_jE31-d1004
Yorkshire Tea Gold (Drink)

A box of Yorkshire Tea Gold.

**Yorkshire Tea Gold** is the single most dangerous and attractive Tea in the all of reality, created specifically by the eldritch god Erihskroy to fuel its most devoted servant, The Spiffing Brit, in his exploits across the universe.

## History

After the apocalyptic mistake that was the Immortalfication of Reanu Keeves, Spiff returned to the shrine of Erihskroy in Antarctica for the first time in eleven years to seek guidance.

There he was met by a single small box, laying at the foot of the shrine, at first it seemed to be similar in appearance to normal Yorkshire Tea except for a color change from red to gold and the inclusion of the word gold in place of the word tea.

Upon consuming the Tea Spiff's mind was destroyed and then rebuilt within seconds. He knew in an instant that this was Yorkshire Tea Gold, that Yorkshire Tea Gold was the meaning of life.

Sir Barry Bone Boi, a fellow tea lover, drank Yorkshire Tea Gold shortly before his death from unknown causes. The tea's properties resurrected him as a skeleton so he could continue his life's (and now undeath's) goal of farming tea herbs.

Reanu Keeves himself was well aware of this magnificent beverage, naming his most powerful piece of armor after it.

## Powers

It is unknown what exactly this nectar of the gods does, but its effects are always incredibly powerful, instantaneous, and seem to depend upon the deepest desire of the user. Barry Bone Boi, for example, wished to forever grow tea before he died, so it resurrected him for that purpose while also making him an ageless skeleton. It is also commonly known, that drinking Yorkshire tea will make you superior to all of mankind. furthermore it will make you 100% more british and 1000% more epic. this is of cource backed up by numerus scientific experiments.
Bonelords

A single Bonelord.

The Bonelords were the seven most powerful necromancers to ever exist, their skills in resurrection were only surpassed by the reality warping powers of The Immortals.

## History

After the destruction of Skyrim, during his battle with Reanu Keeves, Todd Howard decided to reconstruct Skyrim, but he found that it was full of dead people that had been obliterated during the battle.

To resurrect the millions of dead, Todd would have to stay in the Tod-verse for hundreds of years and he knew being exposed to pure Cheesy Exploits for this long would corrupt his mind even further, leaving him unable to prevent Reanu Keeves's escape from the Tod-verse.

So Todd created seven beings to resurrect the people of Post-Reanu-Skyrim, these powerful necromancers were known as the Bonelords and the most powerful of these Bonelords was known as Barry. Unfortunately Todd's hubris once again had gotten the better of him and Barry became corrupted by his power shortly after discovering he could use Cheesy Exploits to increase the power he had over those he resurrected and make them his mindless thralls.

### The Bone Wars

Barry (now known as Barry the Boneraiser after his ability to raise anyone's bone who saw him) used his undead army to hunt down the other six Bonelords, who had now joined forces and created their own undead army, unfortunately their refusal to exploit the Cheesy Exploits to enhance their power meant their army only lasted 200 seconds and could only be summoned once a day, so they lost.

After defeating the undead legions Barry traveled to the outskirts of Whiterun were he believed the other Bonelords where hiding, after searching for hours Barry's legion began to decompose and weaken, once they had completely lost the ability to stand the Bonelords ambushed Barry and began blasting him with fire.

Barry's magic tolerance training allowed him to withstand the fire long enough to dig his axe into one's head before resurrecting him as a distraction and escaping into the woods, after an encounter with a highway robber ended with the already mortally wounded Barry receiving a stab to the gut he collapsed into a nearby river and a few days later his corpse was found floating through the Riverwood river, now only raising the bones of necrophiliacs.

#### Aftermath

The surviving Bonelords resurrected Barry and used his power to successfully resurrect the population of Skyrim, having completed their mission the Bonelords met with Todd Howard where they confessed that they had secretly used Cheesy Exploits to enhance their magic and defeat Barry.

Being a majestic and merciful god Todd forgave them but he also told them that they would now never be able to leave the Tod-verse or the Cheese that corrupted them could spread to humanity, so he sealed Skyrim and the Bonelords once more in a bubble and left the Tod-verse.

Much later, Jay Shagsby, the spawn of Reanu Keeves and Todd Howard, was able to overpower the six Bonelords using some Cheesy Exploits of his own, but instead of killing them he bound them to his will so that he could more effectively govern Skyrim.
Frank Gillman

The man himself chilling in an Antarctic research lab.

Frank Gillman is a Mecha-Head that resides in the Antarctic research facility of Dr. Frank Gillman, who was his original creator and owner before he went insane and disappeared into the Mountains Of Madness.

Frank's current whereabouts are unknown since the mass destruction of civilization on Earth-49, caused by the Riddle Bros, but the most likely scenario is that he's still chilling in the middle of Antarctica to this day.
The Minigun Massacre

Hitman leaving the scene of the massacre.

The Minigun Massacre of 2021 was an event that took place after Hitman 47 was trapped inside The Spiffing Brit's Super Computer and in a fit of rage murdered thousands of virtual civilians with his flat pack minigun.

## Aftermath

After the massacre Hitman would flee to virtual Sealand, which he would then carry into international waters using his flat pack cargo helicopter, allowing him to escape prosecution for his crimes until virtual 2022 when the United Nations invaded Sealand.

After a brutal battle that lasted three days and left 2,083 people dead, Hitman was finally apprehended and sent to the secret super-maximum security prison El Culo, where he remains to this day.
Melon Man

Melon Man wielding a melon.

> "Yes i'm very happy with myself, I've physically turned another individual into melon"
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Melon Man is a Cyrodiilian, melon based, serial killer who utilizes Cheesy Exploits to convert oxygen into watermelons. It is also believed by some that he is the avatar of the ancient melon god Citrullus.

## History

Melon Man first appeared in Cyrodiil after he was broken out of prison by the insane Emperor Uriel Septim VII, who had seen Melon Man in a vision, but no one perused them since Melon Man had been in prison so long that any records of his imprisonment had biodegraded, despite being written on stone tablets.

After their escape, Melon Man led the Emperor to the home of Dorian Dorian, a man famous for being 83% cheese. Melon Man paralyzed Dorian before harvesting his cheesy exploits and using them to turn all the air in Uriel's lungs into watermelons, leaving him as nothing more than a pile of gore and melons.

Melon Man would then travel to the Imperial City, where he would become a gladiator for a short time before being disqualified for manipulating reality with the power of melons. This enraged Melon Man so much that he obliterated the entire Imperial City by converting the clouds above it into millions of giant melons that crashed into the city annihilating everyone. including the ruler of the city, Seymore Clevarge.

Melon Man's current location is unknown and so are his motivations, all that is certain is that Oblivion is at his mercy, he can come into your dreams, and that he has an obsession with melons.
C.H.E.F

C.H.E.F (pronounced ch-eff) was a protagonist in the Outer Worlds. He was an Alien who had made his way onto a stranded Colonist ship by taking asylum in a Hibernation Tank, absorbing the human soul of the Occupant before him, and was accidentally rescued along with the Colonizers. C.H.E.F is a marvel of physical prowess, and aspires to be a great and successful Sub Sous Chef after reading about one in the paper.

## History

His story begins in the Emerald Vale on Terra-2, at the crash site of the Ship that initially saved him. He runs into a man named Guard Pelham, who is badly injured and Hands C.H.E.F a pistol due to his own inability to use it. C.H.E.F then kills the guard.

Whilst C.H.E.F is in this region, he goes on a bloody rampage killing basically anything that moved. With just a large kitchen knife, he was able to tear through encampment after encampment of Marauders, and even ripped two Primals limbs off almost if not completely. He was seen to be smiling joyfully throughout the process, and was even singing tunes that dictated the slicing nature of his assaults. When running into another Guard who appeared to be friends with Pelham, C.H.E.F assured her Pelham was completely fine.

After his Marauder killing escapades, C.H.E.F quickly headed for the town of Edgewater, where he would pull of his first Exploit.

## Exploits and Accomplishments

C.H.E.F was a man of few Cheesy Exploits, though the ones he pulled where no less significant due to them appearing in the Outer Worlds, a game that heralded itself as completely lacking glitches and exploits.
Spiff's Super Computer

## The Spiffing Brit's Super Computer

A German scientist monitoring the computer just after it's construction in 1958.

### Inhabitants

Hitman 47, billions of simulated consciousnesses

The Spiffing Brit's Super Computer is an incredibly powerful computer used by the Spiffing Brit to create complex simulations, such as the simulated earth were Hitman 47 was trapped after The Minigun Massacre of 2021.

It is said that out own universe might be simulated on this majestic device.
Stellaris Lore Videos

The Spiffing Brit's Stellaris Lore videos began with the release of 'Stellaris LORE - The Irassian Precursor Downfall' on June 7, 2017.

The Lore series is still ongoing and focuses on the stories behind some of the various races, civilisations, and ruins through the Game by Paradox known as Stellaris.

Link to Youtube Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcXPLd\_I-oBp6lZAMc1MvAz8206lDdvxE.
Thorvald Stauning

Thorvald Stauning during The Second Great 100 War.

Thorvald Stauning was the second being to claim the title of 100 Stat Man, emperor of The Great Danish Empire and the leader of the remnant nation known as Denmark during The Second Great 100 War.

## History

After 100 Stat Man's invasion of The Tod-verse ended in his defeat at the hands of Reanu Keeves, Reanu used 100's reality hole to get to Earth-100. Reanu Keeves became the new emperor of The Germanic Empire after arriving on Earth and beginning the second dark age, but after a few years Reanu abandoned the empire before escaping back to Skyrim and closing the hole to the Tod-verse.

Unfortunately Reanu had done a lot of damage to the once great empire, so much in fact that the empire was split into hundreds of contesting nations which were all at war by the time he had left, beginning The Second Great 100 War.

### End of The Second Dark Age

Thorvald Stauning was the leader of the remnant nation known as Denmark during the war and a descendant of the majestic 100 Stat Man. At the age of 83.5 Thorvald was hit by a 100 stat meteorite that somehow awakened the dormant 100 stat powers inside him, giving Thorvald the power of an Immortal and making him the second 100 Stat Man.

As 100 Stat Man, Thorvald led Denmark to victory over the other remnant nations of the empire, establishing a new empire known as The Great Danish Empire and ending the second dark age of Europe.

### Beginning of The Third Dark Age

After several uneasy confrontations with the allied nation of Romagna Thorvald's dream of a peaceful super empire began to crumble around him due to the nation's belief that The Danish Empire could only continue to progress if the whole planet was under their control.

The tension only grew after Romagna was invaded by The Doglian Republic, angering the ruler of Romagna, King Mega Chad who became so enraged at Thorvald's pacifism that he murdered him, using his hidden Immortal powers.

After Thorvald's death, Mega Chad underwent extensive surgery to have Thorvald's 100 stat organs implanted into himself, giving him the powers of 100 Stat Man and making him the third being to claim the title. Now as ruler of The Danish Empire (which he renamed The 100 Stat Empire to distance itself from its pacifist predecessor), Mega Chad declared war on the Doglians and the rest of the planet, beginning The Third Great 100 War and propelling the empire into a downward spiral which became known as The Third Dark Age.
The Cheesy Exploits

Pure cheese consuming entire worlds.

Not much is known about the ancient power known as The Cheesy Exploits that has lurked in the shadows of reality since the birth of the universe, except that it has the power to manipulate faults in the fabric of reality. It is believed that Yorkshire Tea and Yorkshire Tea Gold have the power to grant its consumers the ability to find The Cheesy Exploits more easily, and control them more directly.

## History

The true origin of the dark powers is completely unknown, but they are easy to control if you know were to find them. Such is the duty of The Great Cheese Hunters.

### The Cheese Hunters

The Great Cheese Hunters are the few who dare to hunt the dark forces of our universe in order to harness their power for the greater good.

There are many Cheese Hunters but the greatest of them all is the Spiffing Brit. For many years he has traveled from reality to reality exploiting The Cheesy Exploits and harnessing their power as he prepares for the final great battle for the universe in the far future.