Store Closer Bee

"Flora heals an aching soul."

### Relatives

Stingo, Darren Harbinger Bee, Reverend Horse Bee, Zionist Bee, Curtis Cleaner Bee, Parkinsons Bee, Exam Taker Bee, Phillip Nonce Bee, Phillipa Neanderthal Bee

## Physical description

### Eyes

Hidden behind sunglasses, but always looking for the next job.

## Appearances

### Debut

Closing Day

*"Next customer please, I'm opening Till 3."*

The Store Closer Bee is a selfless, punctual and photosensitive Bee who effortlessly closes down any store that has plans to open up in North-Western Europe. He places 2nd in any game of Chess he participates in.

## Bio

on February 30th, 1981, The Store Closer Bee made a discovery whilst strolling throughthe streets of Birmingham that would change the course of his life... The Co-operative Funeral Care store that he frequently visited was closing down due to a lack of profit, and was soon to be replaced by Sainsbury's. Seeing this, the Store Closer Bee was lead to one clear conclusion: this Sainsbury's store was going to close down tomorrow.

With that, he buzzed in, headed straight for the man he understood to be the manager and firmly nodded his head as a sign of greeting. Confused, the manager informed Store Closer Bee that the store was not yet open, and that he should not have even been able to make it inside. The Store Closer Bee paid no attention to this and simply replied with "I'm aware that I work here, this is correct." With that, he threw on a nearby Sainsbury's Uniform and got to work prepearing the store for its biggest ever Closing down sale.

His first course of action was to fasten large stickers with the words "Everything must go" written in Times New Roman onto all the store windows and shelves, as well as a notice on the door stating: "Closing down sale, all proceeds go to the Zionist Bee." This caused the manager to exhibit a significant level of frustration, "We weren't planning on closing the store," he sternly shouted with a red face. "We're already past the planning stage," the Store Closer Bee replied firmly, before luring the Manager into the cleaning cupboard and locking him inside.

Upon his return to the shop floor, the Store Closer Bee opened up Till 3 and made an announcement in perfect Hebrew instructing all customers to begin lining up there. "All items half price, hurry whilst stocks last, we're closing down at ten past three." The bewildred staff body tried to explain to him that the store was not actually open yet, and was not scheduled to do so until March 10th, however the Store Closer Bee reassured them that this would not be an issue and that they were to open the doors immediately. This decision would later earn him 15 awards at the Oscars, a book deal with Puffin Books and an audience with the CEO of Ryanair.

As the working day drew to a close, despite their best efforts, one item was struggling to leave the shelves, that being an 80% Price-cut line of pre-owned Party Poppers. That is, until the Store Closer Bee slapped a sticker on each of them that read "As seen on TV." After which they sold through almost instantly. The day ended in a huge success, as the store had brought in the largest taking it had seen since opening. This left the Store Closer Bee satisfied that it could be closed down in peace.

The following day, another company bought out the rights to open up a store in its place, that being Greggs. For the Store Closer Bee, this could not have come at a better time given that he was in need of a new job.

## Default Vehicle

The Store Closer Bee drives around the track in a modified 2015 Edition shopping Trolley that he stole from a recently closed Dunelm in Bristol. The trolley has been repurposed into a gas powered vehicle with a top speed of 120mph. The Store Closer Bee did, however, neglect to remove the auto lock feature that is common on shopping trolleys, meaning that the wheels of the vehicle will cease to move if they stray more than 10m away from the car park.

## Special talents

The Store Closer Bee is a Man of many talents, similar to Chad Rex.

His talents include, but are not limited to:

-Hireability - The Store Closer Bee has never been turned away from a Job.

-Philanthropy - The Store Closer Bee is very proud of the fact that he has donated more than £12 to Israel.

-Customer Service - Trust pilot users have awarded him an entire star.

-Croquet - **Croquet** (UK: /ˈkroʊkeɪ, -ki/ or US: /kroʊˈkeɪ/) is a sport that involves hitting wooden or plastic balls with a mallet through hoops (often called "wickets" in the United States) embedded in a grass playing court. If you're reading this then please send me money on Paypal.