SoKeefe memes

Meme #1

**Keefe:** Guess what.

**Sophie:** what?

**Keefe:** Alicorn butt!

**Sophie:** Alicorn... butt?

**Keefe:** Guess who.

**Sophie:** ....who?

**Keefe:** Alicorn poo!

**Sophie:** Umm...

**Keefe:** Guess why.

**Sophie:** wh-

**Keefe:** Alicorn thigh!

**Sophie:** That...sounds *really* weird.

Meme #2

"All right, then forget trust exercises!" Keefe decided.

"Fitzy can cover the head stuff, I'll cover the heart stuff, you'll do your ragemonster thing and you'll start getting a feel for your shiny, improved ability."

*Imagine if Fitz started to ask why he can't take the heart stuff, and Keefe backfires with "Cause you're cognates!"*

Meme #3

**Keefe:** Foster, don't wear that tunic.

**Sophie:** But this is my favorite tunic.

**Keefe:** It makes you look like Gigantor.

**Sophie:** I hate you.

**Keefe:** No, you love me.

**Sophie:** Yeah, you're right.

Meme #4

YEARS LATER

**Keefe:** Hey Sophie.

**Sophie:** Why did you just call me by my first name?

**Keefe:** I can't call you by your last name anymore.

**Sophie:** Why?

**Keefe:** \*Bends down on one knee\* Because I think it's about to change to Sencen.

Meme #5

**Sophie:** What's your type?

**Keefe:** Blonde hair, brown eyes, very hot, loves stuffed anima-

**Sophie:** Keefe, I was talking about your blood type.

**Keefe:** ....Ohh.

Meme #6

**Keefe:** Hey Foster!

**Sophie:** keefe?

**Keefe:** How do you spell beautiful without U?

**Sophie:** You can't.

**Keefe:** ...\*Finger gun\*

**Sophie:** Wait! I-I mean...\*Blushes\*

Meme #7

**Keefe:** I L-O-V-E Y-O-U!

**Sophie:** ?

**Keefe:** What's that spell?!

**Sophie:** ...I love you.

**Keefe:** I always knew you loved me, Foster.

**Sophie:** Wait- what...

Meme #8

**Keefe:** Merry Christmas, Foster. \*Hands her a box\*

**Sophie:** Keefe...It's empty, where's the Christmas gift?

**Keefe:** Wha- Foster! Look at me, I'm your Christmas gift!

**Sophie:** ...

Meme #9

**Sophie:** Keefe, what are you doing?

**Keefe:** Reading your emotions, what else?

**Sophie:** \*Blushes\*

**Keefe:** Ah, Foster, why do you feel...Nervous?

**Sophie:** Keefe, you're invading my privacy!

**Keefe:** Nervous, a little shy...and what's that?! I feel Love!

**Sophie:** What! Keefe, I don't feel love. Can't you sense that I'm annoyed?

**Keefe:** Annoyed about how you can't admit you love me?

**Sophie:** KEEFE!

Meme #10

*Dex has suddenly turned evil...*

**Dex:** **\***Hands Sophie a gun**\***

**Sophie:** What's this for?

**Dex:** Shoot either Fitz or Keefe or everyone's dead.

**Sophie: \***Hesitates**\***

**Fitz:** Sophie, I just wanted to let you know...I love you.

**Keefe:** Come on Foster, you're my only hope.

**Sophie:** \*Points gun at Fitz and shoots**\*** There's no bullet?!

**Dex:** Well, now you guys know who she like better.

Meme #11

**Keefe:** Foster, I made a poem for you!

**Sophie:** Lets hear it.

**Keefe:** Sophie Foster is the dream of my life, She'll be the best wife.

**Sophie:** \*Opens jaw\*

**Keefe:** Why, everyone knows I'll propose. Though, it'll take a day or so.

**Sophie:** \*Cries happy tears\*

**Keefe:** I've got a ring that's got to show. In the end, I'll tell Ro.

**Sophie:** Keefe, I'll marry you.

**Keefe:** What? I don't even have a ring yet!

**Sophie:** **\***Glares at Keefe**\***

Meme #12

**Sophie:** Keefe, what's your favorite thing in the human world?

**Keefe:** Foster care?

**Sophie:** **\***Stares at Keefe\*