Bark Bark Bark, Kiss My Ass

**Bark Bark Bark, Kiss My Ass** was the fourteenth episode, and second part of the finale, of Mythvivor: Greek Islands.

## Story

The final 4 retired to camp, anticipating their final challenge. Evan was thankful to be around, while Parker blew up at his allies for voting Pengu out instead of Evan.

For their final challenge, the castaways would be asked questions regarding the season, with faster answers scoring more points. One by one, Dan took the castaways into their submissions channels to run the challenge, while it looked like Evan and Parker would battle it out for individual immunity and a spot in the Final 3. In a twist, Evan was able to secure individual immunity, beating Parker by a small margin of 2 points.

> \*I feel like I have Ross, Aidan, Pengu, Jess, andThiccs votes almost locked, which is a majority of the jury. So why am I so stressed out about this?... I make great strategic moves in the end to get myself into FTC [and] I was always good in challenges. My weakness was my social game but premerge it was excellent and post merge I can claim it was to keep a low profile until I had to step out and make a move.
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> *I can't believe I'm in the FTC, I literally would not have believed you if you told me a week ago I'd be here. I feel like I have the best case even without having complete control because I was able to manipulate the alliance that stood strong for so many tribals. No one else was able to dismantle that alliance besides me. Thicc had insider info and couldn't do it. Steven had an idol and vote block and he could only delay the inevitable.* - Evan
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Evan spent the next 24 hours mulling over who to send to fire.

> *If Evan wants to win then he needs to get Parker out, so winning against him will give him more for a shot to go actually win. Him sending me to Fire Making doesn't really gain him anything but it just boosts the hoe's stock who will be going against me when they win. He is also risking the possibility of me winning and me gaining more cookie ass points in front of the jury... but if this is not FTC, I'd be happy to give my vote to Parker if ever I'll be the last juror.* - Yekaterina
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> *I'm going to send Parker into fire against Yeka with the goal of Parker taking out Yeka because Yeka has a better argument against me than Parker. The question is do I tell everyone what my intentions are? Because if I tell everyone I'm trying to get Yeka out and she beats Parker then that looks like a game winning move.* - Evan
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Ultimately, Evan followed through, saving Glitter and sending Yekaterina and Parker to a fire-making challenge. Yekaterina declined, however, opting to give the win to Parker and stepping down, despite having a compelling case at FTC.

> *I don't regret anything. Winning is overrated anyways. My overall experience here is the most important for me and I enjoyed my time here even tho it was kinda stressful because I always feel this target on me and it's like anytime I could just get voted out... Bark Bark Bark kiss my ass.* - Yekaterina
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### Player of the Episode

Parker for solidifying an ally strong enough to fall on her sword for him, putting him in the Final 3.

## Challenge

**Individual Immunity:** Season Trivia

**Winner:** Evan

## References

* Episode banner created by Ace
* Episode summary written by Kevin