TargetToad

TargetToad (or "TT" for short) is a user of 50 yard shitposting and self-appointed rival of Benjamin Netanyahu, although none of their squabbles last very long. TargetToad also runs the server's podcast (along side Ben the QB) and owns a YouTube channel under the same name, with a laugh to tie it all together.

TargetToad is also the lead schedule maker for the 50-yard Shitposting discord, and although the team folded (ceased to exist) in December 2017, he is still a highly passionate fan of the Tampa Bay Storm, even though he has moved on to rooting for the IFL's Green Bay Blizzard.

Also, After Paul temporarily banned Benjamin Netanyahu, TargetToad and Ben the QB left Paul's discord server (simply titled IFL) into Nate's 50-yard Shitposting server. jrodplumb also joined 50YSP on September 20th which is the date Ben & TargetToad joined 50YSP. The temporary banning of Netanyahu also prompted TargetToad's bloodthirsty murder spree of people who classify as vegans, which Paul happens to be.

* Podcast
* Youtube Channel

### Fun Facts:

* TargetToad got the idea for his profile name from two crumbled up plastic Target bags that ended up looking like Toad from the Super Mario series.
* TargetToad's favorite video game ever is Sonic Adventure
* known misogynist
* constantly reminds people that he is in fact a Green Bay Blizzard fan in Tampa Bay Florida
* Gets engulfed in rage if you mispronounce his hometown
* Would rather give up Gromit Mug then not be married, due to this blasphemous action of betrayal TargetToad is not a real one
* Thinks German People are Inferior to Americans
* Thinks its disrespectful to display any flag but the US Flag and will give you a stern talking to if you do that dastardly thing
* Hates Taxes
* Hates Free Health Care for all
* Have 333,901 in net worth
* Found out what a dildo was a few weeks ago
* Has a strap on
* has the intent to cause harm
* Is a major fan of the Rutgers and McNeese State Football teams and has a burning anger for the USF Bulls football team
* Broke into Mark Trestman's house to ask why he didn't draft Malachi Jones for the Tampa Bay Vipers XFL Team, but he left before being caught
* Dislikes the Tampa Bay Vipers
* Known cringe
* His existence raises many questions
* Perhaps TargetToad exists on a metaphysical plane, an alternate dimension- the likes of which our human forms cannot comprehend. Should this be the case, we must feel honored that he chooses to breach the 4th dimension walls to interact with earthly scum
* Likes to play practical jokes on minorities and laughs while making them suffer
* TatgerTroad likes to fuck his pilows \*no ca;p\*

TargetToad is an unironic Holocaust denier. No, this isn’t a joke or some funny haha, TargetToad doesn’t believe the current ACADEMIC CON-FUCKING-SENSUS concerning one of the most deplorable acts in human history. This isn’t funny. It’s just fucking sad.

## Relationships

### Positive:

* fenrir
* Juan
* joeysenft76

### Negative:

* Ben the QB
* Jayhawk
* Quad City Dawgs
* The Orupturetan
* AshZ

## Crimes & Misdemeanors

"Yeah man, yeah dude, take this you little onion fuckers" -TargetToad when commiting acts of terrorism

TargetToad is infamously known for multiple terrorist attacks on the third world country of Uganda, dropping napalm-b bombs on multiple occasions. The attacks have been carried out over these dates:

* May 12, 1956
* July 19, 1984
* April 16, 1986
* June 11, 1998
* November 14, 1987

He has additionally been spotted around the downtown Chicago area, though as TT runs the entirety of Chicago, he has not been apprehended and has likely paid off the local law enforcement and media to portray him in a good light.

The incomplete list TargetToads’s crimes on record is as follows:

* 67 counts of Third Degree Murder
* 319 counts of Mail Fraud
* 5 counts of Aircraft Hijacking
* 14 counts of Bank Robbery
* 249 counts of Credit Card Fraud
* 49 counts of Identity Theft
* 94 counts of the violation of the Federal Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO)
* 50 counts of Carjacking
* 115 counts of Computer Crimes
* 145 counts of Animal Cruelty
* 63 counts of Obscenity
* 69 counts of Tax Evasion
* 53 counts of Counterfeiting
* 79 violations of the Espionage Act
* 50 violations of the Patriot Act
* 84 counts of Illegal Wiretaping
* 87 counts of Art Theft from a Museum
* 145 counts of Electoral Fraud
* 114 counts of Immigration Offenses
* 66 counts of Assassinating a Political Figure
* 22 counts of Larceny
* 71 counts of Public Intoxication
* 21 counts of Embezzlement
* 63 counts of Arson
* 37 counts of Second Degree Murder
* 158 counts of First Degree Murder
* 74 counts of Prostitution
* 69 counts of GAY
* 420 counts of Drug Possession
* 1 count of Voter Fraud
* 21 counts of Petty Theft
* 50 counts of Tax Fraud
* Drove without a license over 15 times
* 48 counts of home invasion
* 23 counts of kidnapping
* 56 counts of vehicular manslaughter
* 69 counts of domestic terrorism
* 437 counts of cannibalism
* 52 counts of human trafficking
* 78 counts of human sex trafficking
* 49 counts of possession of weapons banned by the National Firearms Act are criminalized in Title 26 of the United States Code.
* 37 counts of animal abuse
* 420 counts of terrorism
* Caught in possession of an assault weapon in a school 27 times
* Bringing back the word "broad"

TargetToad is also responsible for 180 recorded murders, only 14 victims have so far been identified. The following are his victims:

* Barack Obama
* Mario "Jumpman" Mario
* Barack Obama Sr.
* Spider-Man
* The real Slim Shady
* Vitaly Vladasovich Grachev Shady Jr. | AKA Vitas
* Yousef Saleh Erakat | AKA FouseyTube
* Jah | AKA Jah
* Herobrine
* John Wick | AKA Keanu Reeves
* Eugene Harold Krabs
* God Himself
* The Heavy
* Sans

## Grand Larceny Case of 2019

On September 5th, 2019, one Mr. Joe Mama leaked documents suggesting that TargetToad had become the sole owner of multiple billion-dollar companies, most notably Linkedin, Facebook, Twitter, and Amazon. The documents were sometimes gigabytes long, with all the information TargetToad had collected on the CEOs of these companies, which he used to systematically blackmail each of them, and become the owner of the various companies while instating each previous CEO as a puppet. On September 7th, 2019 at 4:52 AM, TargetToad was detained at his underground bunker in South Carolina. On the transport to the district's holding area, the transport was ambushed by masked people, who wounded TargetToad. no one has since seen TargetToad, and it is presumed he is in hiding. None of the ambushers could be recognized after TargetToad’s escape, they had to be scraped off the pavement.

## Known accomplices of TargetToad

* Walter Dog
* jmanatl06
* Chrag
* SPHL Discord Server
* the 2007 Rutgers Scarlet Knights football team
* the 2013 McNeese State Cowboys football team
* the 2020 Idaho Vandals football team
* Jihad Vercher
* Tua Tagovailoa
* Pickle Rick
* Annoying Orange
* Quad City Dawgs
* Ben the QB
* fenrir
* Mr. Boogie Woogie

TargetToad is due for over 6900 years in prison to life with no chance of parole.

## Known aliases

* Harvard
* Yale
* Princeton
* Cornell
* Penn
* Brown
* Columbia
* Dartmouth
* cum cannon
* not a real one
* TargetRoad
* assmaster69
* #1 CHAZ Fan
* Booty Bandit
* Cock Crook
* Big Sandy
* Kitten
* Ken
* Mildbald91

## Author's Notes and Warnings

This is all that is known about Mr. Toad at this time. Please, feel free to add additional details or reports on him. But I must warn you, sharing information about him to the public is dangerous- I have already risked too much. There is one thing you must never mention. DO NOT mention the [̨̰͉̖͉͍̘̬̺͚͈̟̺̘̮̕R̴͎̠͇̱̤͖̠̥̥̱̱̦̪͡E̼͇̗̥̙͈̰̤͎͙͘͟͞D͏̴̵̷̛̮̱̼͈͚̥̝͚͙̤̞̺̝Ạ̵̲̯͍̙̲̙͜͞͞C̵̣̻̮̹͕̭̱̘͍̗̮̗͇͕̱̹̗͟͜ͅͅT̢̠̞̪̮̫͕̮͙̠͇͢͞E̷̪̳͉͎̞̤̱̞̩͎͕̹̱͓͡D͓̮̝̪̩͈͎̳͔̀͜ͅ]̶̡̡͉̟̩̩͙͙....