Fiddlesticks from League of Legends

Is Fiddlesticks from League of Legends black?

## SCP-42069

**Item #:** SCP-42069

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-42069 is to be kept in a standard humanoid cell in **[REDACTED]**. Eleventeen (111) armed guards are to be posted outside of SCP-42069's cell at all times in order to keep that bitch in there. SCP-42069 is to be fed its wheaties every four to six hours, three times a day between the hours of 06:00 and 21:00. SCP-42069 is to be permitted no toilet paper no matter how much it cries, screams, or begs for it.

**Description:** SCP-42069 is a humanoid bundle of straw hay set with a facsimile pair of ocular organs, two rosy red patches, and a black line drawn in sharpie upon the cranial protrusion, in inferior order. The Hat of Beans is usually atop this protrusion, and crude clothing wraps around SCP-42069's crude imitation of a torso.

SCP-42069 is known to burrow out of the ground on various farmlands throughout **[REDACTED],** singing and dancing at even the notion of music. This display of merriment has been shown to cause severe distress in observers. SCP-42069 may be led to dance and remain in a single location by playing what is known as *The Scarecrow's Song*. Further information is provided below.

   The log of SCP-42069's interview follows:

Interviewed: SCP-42069

Interviewer: **[REDACTED]**

< Begin Log >

**[The interviewer idly pulls out his keepsake ocarina before beginning the interview, prompting a**

**noticeable reaction from SCP-42069]**

**SCP-42069:** Whoa! You have an ocarina! Hey, why don't you lay a tune on me with it, baby?!

**[The interviewer briefly pauses before playing an arpeggio. SCP-42069 begins bouncing around**

**and dancing in response]**

**SCP-42069:** Well...not bad! I will remember it for you anyway! I don't mean I can only remember eight

notes, but let's just cut it right there for now, baby!

**[The interviewer backs up, clearly in distress. The interviewer plays an old song they remember**

**from their youth to calm themself down before stepping outside of containment. Seven years**

**pass before the interviewer feels comfortable stepping back into SCP-42069's containment**

**cell again. The interviewer brings their ocarina to another session with SCP-42069 and**

**SCP-42069 perks up when seeing the instrument]**

**SCP-42069:** Hey, it's the Ocarina! Play that song with it, baby!

**[The interviewer plays the same arpeggio as before. SCP-42069 dances in response]**

**SCP-42069:** OH YEAHHH!! That's it, that's the tune!! You rock!! I'm blown away! Oh no, no! I didn't forget

the song...I never forget anything! But I just feel like rewarding you, baby! ........ I have a good idea! My

buddy Pierre is wandering around, so play that tune when you want to call him! I'll tell him to help you if

he's nearby and hears that song, baby!

< End Log >

Closing Statement: Based on what SCP-42069 stated it could be possible that there are multiple instances of SCP-42069 that are uncontained.

**Addendum 42069 A:** After a thorough examination of SCP-42069 it has been determined that SCP-42069 is in fact some sort of scarecrow.

**Addendum 42069 B:** Further examination has determined that SCP-42069 is likely the scarecrow from *The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time*.

**Addendum 42069 C:** Even more examination has determined that SCP-42069 is actually Fiddlesticks from League of Legends. Addendum 42069 B is to be disregarded.

**Addendum 42069 D:** Upon exhaustive examination of SCP-42069 it has been theorized that SCP-42069 is actually black. Further research is required.