Discord chats

RAYRAH: Hey Meggie wutz up? did you know when you're done with skewl and have a job and everything, the amount of time you spend watching Disney movies goes down? Not because you have less free time or anything... I don't mean to offend, but Disney movies are things you gotta watch when you're a kid... so the fact that no one is making me watch them means I'm not doing it

MEGGIE: I'm into violent gory shit like Walking Dead right now, Lion King 2019 better be rated R

RAYRAH: Kewl, me too, you like it more than I do. I like stories with violent conflicts I guess... and not specific gore most of the time

MEGGIE: Also the hyenas better sing the Soviet national anthem, with the whole Scar raping Nala thing happen. Rape in a Disney movie. What a dream come true.

RAYRAH: Yea, I haven't seen that movie in a while, but I think I remember that unless you made it up

MEGGIE: However one thing's for sure; Lion King 2019 will be worse than Emoji Movie

RAYRAH: You really want to wallow in your detest of things, don't you? Lion King 2019 **SUCKS**it's gonna be so bad... I've never seen Emoji Movie because everyone said it was bad

### March 4, 2019

DOGE: My life is basically 50% sleep, 30% homework, 20% Camp

MEGGIE: My life is 30% computer, 30% working, 25% watching movies and TV, 15% being weird

DOGE: aNd 10% baD At maTH

MEGGIE: omg so true, maybe 10% licking my discharge. I lick blood, I've been doing it since I was 11. I might as well be a vampire. I also have a wet dream fascination

DOGE: wut

MEGGIE: How convienent, now my head and stomach hurt. I got this huge pimple on my leg and I feel like I have a hemorrhoid. I might as well have a swollen head and puberty fascination. Dude erection is my sorta humor

DOGE: aren't you a female

MEGGIE: JK Rowling is a female and the majority of the named Harry Potter characters are dudes. key word; *named*

DOGE: You don't know our struggles Meggie... imagine waking up and having a stick there... and then you gotta go to the toilet, but nothing goes well because it's a 90 degrees angle and you can't get it down

MEGGIE: Imagine waking up and realizing you're peeing tomato sauce, then you gotta wear a diaper for a week

COOLI: Why a week?

MEGGIE: The normal span of "those weeks" is approx 5 to 6 days. how do I make my head stop hurting

COOLI: Ice bag?

### May 6, 2019

MEGGIE: Apparently, Super Mario Odyssey is about Mario going on a quest around the world to rescue Peach before she gets raped by Bowser. At the end Peach decides she's had enough and abandons both of them

MYBLOX: Wait what

MEGGIE: I'm asking the same question; imagining Bowser raping Peach disturbs me and makes me queasy. I always assumed Bowser was Shere Khan turned into a turtle for his sins and he wanted revenge; so he stole a rich girl over and over and over again

BIGCHEEZ: Bowser's not trying to rape Peach. He wants to marry her so he has legal claim over the Mushroom Kingdom.

MEGGIE: Either way, it's just so... wrong.

MYBLOX: At least he isn't trying to rape Peach.

MEGGIE: But imagine if he was; I mean, he was gonna do something with her that would make Emma Watson file a lawsuit against Nintendo.

MYBLOX: What does that even mean?

BIGCHEEZ: There's no rape implications either.

MEGGIE: Well of course not because it's supposed to be KID SUITABLE

BIGCHEEZ: Bowser's gay, why would he rape Peach?

MEGGIE: Imagining what he would do to her gives me a migraine. Also what proof do you have of Bowser being gay?

ZIENZPROJECT: He winked at Waluigi in Mario Bros Battlers, but I think that's the only hint.

MEGGIE: Well it could've been sarcasm.

MYBLOX: Meggie why do you believe that Bowser would rape Peach?

MEGGIE: He was gonna marry her to take control of the kingdom, and through all that screaming-and-clinging-onto-bars that's been going on for the last 30+ years, I suggest that he should do SOMETHING with his prisoner!

BIGCHEEZ: Bowser is closeted, he's under the cloak.

MYBLOX: Yeah, take over the Mushroom Kingdom.

BIGCHEEZ: He abducts her because she's a political figure, not because he wants to rape her.

MYBLOX: She is a princess, not just some random nobody.

MEGGIE: I just breathed the biggest exhale of relief I've ever had in the 19 years I've lived, no joke. I did swear that I was up to no good...didn't I?

ZEGUAK: Bowser is bisexual; at the end of his Smash classic route he is seen taking Mario as his groom. And plus he is a good man, rape is not something Bowser will do. After all he is a father and has his own talk show; King Koopa's Kool Kartoons.

MYBLOX: Bowser is a good daddy.

### May 15, 2019

MEGGIE: let me give y'all some advice when you battle in Smash Ultimate; NEVER EVER EVER play as Peach when someone else chooses the Piranha Plant. you will regret it BIG TIME. Just saying.