Tex Story Part Seven: Mr. Potato Head. EXE and Mrs. Potato Head. EXE Have A Really Bad Domestic Dispute

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Toppy, Dave, Asriel, Tex, Rohan, Rex, Hamm, Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Bullseye, and I gasped in horror at the site of Mr. Potato Head. EXE and Mrs. Potato Head. EXE, who were both grinning a sinister grin.

"Hello, idiots," said Mr. Potato Head. EXE.

"Potato Heads?" said Hamm, in horror.

"The Potato Heads are gone!" said Mrs. Potato Head. EXE. "Time for war!!!!!!

"This looks like it'll be a potato war!!!!!" I said, as I readied the cannons. "Dave, load the potatoes!!!!!"

"Mashed or scalloped, sir?!" said Dave, holding up both.

"No, Dave," I said. "Raw."

"Sir, yes sir!!!!!" yelled Dave, as he loaded up the cannons with raw potatoes.

"HEY!!!!!!!!!!" said Pizza Al, as he continued punching himself. "You have to pay for those potatoes!!!!!!"

"Shut up, Pizza Al!" said Toppy. "This is a genius idea. Defeat the EXE potato heads with their own body form."

"I agree," said Tex. "FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I fired the potatoes at the EXE Potato Heads. However, Mr. Potato Head. EXE used him removable arm as a shredder, and shredded all of the potatoes into fries. Then, Mrs. Potato Head. EXE loaded a giant pickle into her cannon and fired it at us.

"HIT THE DIRT!!!!!!!" I said in horror, as the pickle hit our base, destroying our cannon.

"That pickle costs money too!!!!!!!!" yelled Pizza Al, who was still punching himself.

"What is the next tactic, Kadin?!" said Dave.

"Extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo!" I said. "That will do the trick to turn the Potato Heads back to normal."

"OK!" said Toppy, as he, Rohan, Tex, Dave, and Asriel held up all of the condiments. "Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!"

"Hold the mayo!" said Asriel, as he struggled to hold the mayo.

"Unleash the condiments!" I said.

"With relish!" said Rohan, as everyone started firing their condiment weapons at the EXE Potato Heads.

"HEY! THOSE CONDIMENTS COST MONEY TOO!" yelled Pizza Al, still punching himself. "Don't you dare drop that mayo!"

We were successful so far: The EXE Potato Heads were going down quickly. But then, Mr. Potato Head. EXE put a loaf of baguette bread into their cannon and fired at us. Then, Asriel started to struggle with the mayo.

"I can't hold the mayo much longer!" said Asriel.

"Don't you dare drop it," said Pizza Al.

"I'm trying so hard," said Asriel.

"Do not! DO NOT DROP IT!" said Pizza Al.

"Here it comes!" said Asriel.

"NO! NO! NO! NO!" said Pizza Al.

But it was too late: Asriel threw the mayo at the EXE Potato Heads, and defeated them. The EXE got off of them and they were back to normal Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.

"We're back!" said Mr. Potato Head.

"Yes, you are," said Toppy. "Now, let's find Slink..."

But at that moment, Slinky. EXE jumped on top of us and tied us up.

"Slinky?" said Woody.

"Slinky's gone!" said Slinky. EXE. "Pizza Al, where do you want them?"

"In the kitchen," said Pizza Al, who was still punching himself. "I got plans for them and take Tex to the Alien Vending Machine.

"What?! NO! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!" said Tex, as he was dragged by two EXE aliens to the machine.

We were on our way to the kitchen to be tortured by Pizza Al and weren't even close to the Pizza Planet Truck that we needed to save the multiverse. But we would find our way out of there.

(To be continued...)