Campfire Talk

**Campfire Talk** is the third session of Season One of Wacky Ribbons.

### Notes

* Everyone decides to hang out and chat around the campfire except for Trongy, who doesn’t wanna talk
* Song approaches Chenille about what’s going on with her and Trongy, and she seems reluctant to talk
* Song asks for requests to play
* Relovan comes out to ask how everyone’s doing, and then pulls out some boooooze
* WHATS BETTER THAN THIS JUST GUYS BEING DUDES
* Relovan wants to play never have I ever
* Song says “never have I ever sucked toes”
* Relovan wants to know if that’s pleasurable
* Song says he “knows a guy” (finn)
* “never have I ever ugly cried for no reason” - Morro, acacia, relovan drink
* “Never have i ever stolen more than 10 gold worth of items” chenille and morro drink
* “Snooped through someone’s personal belongings” morro and ipu drink, chenille doesn’t drink but rolls deception, she gets a nat 1, everyone knows she’s a LIAR
	+ Relovan wants to know wtf chenille did
	+ Relovan wants to be friends with everyone and tells song that hes their favorite but dont tell anyone
* “Is it still kidnapping if you’re all adults?”
* Acacia makes relovan sad about their dead grandma who died when she was only 170
* Acacia reveals she was born in the desert but left because there were no flowers
* Everyone talks about how old they are
* Acacia thinks song is 3 years old
* They talk about what they were up to before this
	+ Song says that he was just traveling around playing at taverns, relovan says that trongy was the same way
* Relovan met trongy at a dive...tavern 7 years ago. Trongy got stabbed and relovan fixed her
* Relovan mentions that “this” is their fault, and that no one should even be mad at trongy
* Morro: are you and trongy friends?

Relovan: she’s my BEST friend!

Morro: does she...does she know, that you are best friends?

* Morro asks chenille if she doesn’t like trongy because she wont answer her questions. Chenille says “sure” and that she has no reason to be in a good mood and neither should anyone else
* Song asks relovan why trongy doesnt like him but doesn’t get much of an answer
* Song starts playing wonderwall
* Relovan: you know what would make this night even better? Morro: being dead or anything else
* Relovan gets crossfaded
	+ This weed plays out your thoughts in the smoke when you exhale
* Acacia takes a puff and the smoke shows the face of a girl with ears like hers surrounded by flowers, and the flowers become opalescent and it changes into the face of a dragonborn girl, and the flowers are in full bloom.
	+ The first girl is acacia’s childhood love, the second is her gf
	+ Morro gives a little barely noticeable one-pixel smile and everyone screamz
* Acacia: never have i ever NOT been in love: ipu, chenille, and relovan drink
* Song double fists the pipe and the vape pen. His breath turns into the shape of a english sheepdog puppy running around all cute. Song says it’s his dog lilac, who he had to leave with a friend while traveling
* Relovan talks about their buppy, saying that they kept one even though they were discouraged to since they have such short lifespans. Song and Relovan bond very loudly.
	+ Chenille: oh god, there’s two of them

Relovan: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

* Song peer pressures Chenille into doing the pipe and she doesn’t want to cus she’s depressed
	+ Relovan wants her to do a magic trick
	+ Chenille does the pick a card trick again
	+ Relovan picked the queen of clubs
		- Chenille: a charismatic woman in a position of power Relovan: OOHHHH I KNOW ONE OF THOSE!!! Chenille: Yes we know you know.
* Relovan talks about how they and Trongy met and shows them all with the smoke
	+ Trongy is performing, and she kinda sucks and she has really short hair, she seems to be hiding her identity
	+ Relovan chases her down to tell her they loved her performance, but they’re intercepted by a stranger who talks to Trongy. We don’t know what he’s saying, but it seems like Trongy is having a disagreement with him
	+ Relovan condemns the mean man which means a lot coming from someone as chill as relo
	+ The man stabs trongy in the shoulder with a dagger, when he might have been aiming for relo. Relovan tells trongy that she can stay with them, and they talk together and seem happy
* Chenille apologizes for being in such a bad mood.
* Morro takes a hit because they’re tempted at the prospect of seeing [redacted]’s face again even if its in memory. The smoke shows [redacted] retreating into the waves. When it’s gone, morro says that they’re looking for her, and she’s gone. Relovan promises to help morro find her. Morro seems misty-eyed but says thank you.
* Ipu hits it next. The smoke shows a town square filled with sentient frogs and fish. A big old weasel walks into the town square and amasses a crowd, and they all seem afraid of the weasel, like it’s a bringer of doom. Morro asks if the weasel is ipu, but he says no and he doesn’t really know where that came from.
* Ipu talks about what it’s like to be an orange tiefling
* Acacia asks relovan why they picked this group
	+ They say they’ll tell them because they like them but they can’t say anything in front of trongy
	+ Relovan tells them about how they had to find the toughest, beefiest guys but they chose the group instead because they looked so interesting and non-threatening
* Chenille mentions that it’s peculiar that Trongy wanted muscle for an assassination
* WHAT. IS. THE BOO BOO
* Relovan isn’t supposed to talk about what trongy’s helping them get over. What their boo boo is
* Morro: why you wearing sunglasses at night Relovan: it’s a medical condition Song: what’s wrong with you Ipu: that’s not how you ask someone about a medical condition
* Relovan says that if they take off their sunglasses they’ll start YARFING EVERYWHERE
* Chenille wants to know where Relovan has seen her before
	+ Relovan says they were curious about her card tricks after hearing about them
	+ Acacia: Chenille are you famous? Chenille: ehhhh Acacia: that’s the sound of someone who’s famous
* Chenille says she has never been to the genasi court, and relovan mentions that trongy got an invitation but didn’t go. Chenille asks why, and relovan says “ something about a target on your back, am I RIGHT LADIEEEZZZ”
* Trongy makes an appearance, she seems tipsy
* Chenille: never have i ever left this city; everyone else drinks
* acacia makes a comment about how great scaena is, chenille says “not... all of it.”, and trongy blatantly looks away in agreement/understanding
* Acacia brings back her love question, trongy looks her dead in the eyes and pours some of her drink on the ground
	+ Morro inquires how she could not have a lover when she has such a sexual stage presence, and Trongy clarifies that there’s a difference between lust and love
	+ SHE BEEN FUCKIN
* Morro: never have i ever put a spell on my diary to make it explode Chenille: GLARES AT MORRO Trongy: wait what the fuck

Chenille: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU NARKED

* Trongy and Chenille have some heated banter about this
* Trongy: I thought I was paying you to do a job, not snoop through my underwear drawer Morro: it was in her UNDERWEAR DRAWER? THE AUDACITY
* Trongy throws her necklace on the ground before stomping back to her tent
* Relovan seems shellshocked and tells chenille that that was a BADDDDD IDEA
* Chenille narks on ipu since morro narked on her
* Relovan goes off to talk to trongy
* Ipu: oh boy. I think we really chegged that one up
* Chenille says that the pendant looks like a key, and pockets it
* Song chugs his drink slowest and now he has to share an embarrassing story
	+ He talks about how he got the scar on his head. He was a kid at an orphanage and does a musical performance and absolutely bombs it. He freaked out and accidentally exploded the piano in a sudden awakening of his magic, and one of the piano wires smacked him in the face.
	+ Acacia thinks that’s so badass, especially since her magic emerged in a much less cool and fun way
	+ “It’s a sexy scar. It’s ok”
	+ Song cries and hugs acacia
* Song fucks off to go have sex
* “Can you roll a performance check for fuck?”
	+ Song rolls a 24.