Space Rule

*This article is about a meta topic, and may include information that does not exist within the Final Frontier universe.*

**Space Rules** are an unofficial set of guidelines for how to survive in space. Traditionally, a new Space Rule is created at the end of every session of *Final Frontier*, including its spinoffs.

New space rules are submitted over the Hypernet, although the owner of the site is unknown.

## List of Space Rules

The following is not a comprehensive list. It is sorted by when they first appeared in the *Final Frontier tabletop game*.

* Space Rule #5: The captain always has the final word.
* Space Rule #10: No reprogramming androids for sex.
* Space Rule #18: No fat chicks.
* Space Rule #27: The closest ship to a distress beacon must investigate.
* Space Rule #52: If suspicion arises, prepare for the worst.
* Space Rule #55: You should never, ever, wear cargo shorts.
* Space Rule #68: If you survive you're still alive.
* Space Rule #50: No goblins.
* Space Rule #35: Anyone can fight to the death with anyone.
* Space Rule #223: Crew members may not invoke Space Rule 35 without intrauniversal permission.
* Space Rule #26: If there's a temple, there's virgins.
* Space Rule #283: No Boring Adventures.
* Space Rule #202: Don't Trust Virgins in Temples.
* Space Rule #10: Don't eat 2 minutes after a fight.
* Space Rule #27: NERS - Never Ever Raid Stupidly.
* Space Rule #34: Don't kill a father before you fuck his daughter.
* Space Rule #120: Don't Forget to Not Die.
* Space Rule #216: Don't lose your comms.
* Space Rule #12: Don't Shoot unless you're ready to clean.
* Space Rule #42: No extinctions.
* Space Rule #51: Don't assume or it makes and ass out of you and me.
* Space Rule #316: Don't question Jeeves.
* Space Rule #39: No fucking without bucking.
* Space Rule #359: Be cautious of impending deadlines.
* Space Rule #101: IF YOU BURN YOU GO INTO THE URN.
* Space Rule #96: Don't go through intergalactic toll booths.
* Space Rule #152: Always blow up a celebrity's spaceship.
* Space Rule #89: Peeing on someone displays ownership.
* Space Rule #382: We don't fuck with that Disney shit.
* Space Rule #65: Always trust the voice inside your head.
* Space Rule #61: Never trust ball-heads.
* Space Rule #92: Don't do drugs, kids.
* Space Rule #42: No extinctions.
* Space Rule #553: Beware the Cum.
* Space Rule #227: Sprint aggressively into conversations.
* Space Rule #8009: Always trust a fun guy.
* Space Rule #34805: Always use protection.
* Space Rule #499: Never play blackjack with a rock.
* Space Rule #836: Wake up or shrug up.
* Space Rule #239: Never try diplomacy with a minyiac on the loose.
* Space Rule #721: Barter carefully.
* Space Rule #888: Never give a space pirate a reason for revenge.
* Space Rule #4789: Don't be a shitty dad.
* Space Rule #1984: A bad gambler is a good slave.
* Space Rule #187: Never trust a hot muscle girl.
* Space Rule #94934: Learn all of the major common languages in case of emergency.
* Space Rule #-1: Don't say deecolun.
* Space Rule #51: Goblins don't like cock.
* Space Rule #850: Gas is Gas.
* Space Rule #723: Bring your best when breaking the ice.
* Space Rule #78: Don't weld yourself.
* Space Rule #40: Don't trust the government.
* Space Rule #5753: Once a fungi, always a fun guy.
* Space Rule #919: Don't ignore the rumble, baby.
* Space Rule #591: Never trust an elf.
* Space Rule #82: Keep yourself out of hot (dog) water.
* Space Rule #11: Friends are important — and the weak are vile creatures.
* Space Rule #520: Throw yourself headfirst in danger!
* Space Rule #89: Don't stare into the unknown too long.
* Space Rule #82419: Bravery isn't the absence of fear, but the strength to fight through it.
* Space Rule #33000: All rats must be ejected.
* Space Rule #1812: Stealing what's stolen makes it yours.