Wha?

"**Wha?**" is a Side Quest in *Wizard101* which was released with the Wallaru expansion on November 27, 2023. It is given by Riley in the Wobbegong Territory. The Quest is one of two which can be picked up after completing "Yara-Ma-Ya-Who-Dunnit," the other being "More Like Kanga-Boo!"

## Characters

*In order of appearance:*

* **Riley** (Riley\_WL-WOBB) — Joey Hood
* **Armata** (Armata\_WL-WOBB) — Unknown
* **Jake the Smoke Monster** (Jake\_the\_Smoke\_Monster\_WL-WOBB) — Unknown

## Dialogue

(*Talking to Riley in the Wobbegong Territory*)

 **Riley:** There's a corruption in the Dreaming, a force which distorts ideas into shadows of their former selves.
 **Riley:** Then that force seeps out through the cracks in the Great Barrier to warp reality around it. I've tracked it before.
 **Riley:** I've an old mate who can help us find it this time. His name's Armata and, if I'm right, he should be nearby.
(*Talking to Armata in the Wobbegong Territory*)

 **Armata:** Privet, strange Wizard. Can you answer question? Where am I? I seem to be... lost.
 **Armata:** Wallaru? How did I get to Wallaru? I was in Polaris, there was a Mystery Box, had button inside.
 **Armata:** Button tell me to push it or world end. So I kept pushing. Then spring inside button break and world end.
 **Armata:** Or world did not end, but electromagnetism happen and now am here. And there was Smoke Monster! Named Jake I think.
 **Armata:** It went "roooar!" And I went "growl." My growl was stronger, so it go away. But we must follow it!
 **Armata:** Monster must be responsible for world-not-ending-mystery-boxes and electromagnets. We must stop it before it ruin everything.
(*After going near the Mystery Box*)

 **Armata:** Look, Wizard, a Mystery Box!
 **Armata:** And look next to it: electromagnet circle things! Stand on those and they open the mystery box.
 **Armata:** Be careful. It may be gateway to underworld. Or past. Or neither. Who knows.
(*After entering the Mystery Box*)

 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** Hey, I'm Jake. These are my clones. Or evil duplicates. It doesn't matter. Remember clones? Clones are cool.
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** So I'm going to rewrite reality or whatever, really make my unique stamp. I've got some great new ideas.
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** Like plays. That rhyme. And maybe make sense sometimes. Gonna do that on like every world.
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** And references to things! People love those! Oh, and get this, my best idea yet: what if...
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** Somehow, Malistaire returned.
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** This is the future, Wizard: the past, forever rehashed and regurgitated. And you can't stop me!
(*Cheat voicelines when fighting Jake the Smoke Monster*)

 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** Who misses Malistaire? I do!
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** In my version... Xibalba hit Celestia!
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** Everything Old is mine now!
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** Behold my originality!
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** Ooooh mystery!
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** I dont like themes!
 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** Electromagnetism!
(*After defeating Jake the Smoke Monster*)

 **Jake the Smoke Monster:** Eh, everyone's a critic.
(*Returning to Armata in the Wobbegong Territory*)

 **Armata:** You defeated Jake? Then my work here is done. Yes, Wizard, I too am Dream. In fact, I was Smoke Monster all along.
 **Armata:** Why I look like bear? Does not matter. Just know you saved all reality. Or Wallaru. Or both. Or future. Or past.
 **Armata:** It all make perfect sense.
(*Returning to Riley in the Wobbegong Territory*)

 **Riley:** You look confused. Did you find out Armata was a dream smoke monster, son of Jake, who can clone and/or make evil shades of himself and...
 **Riley:** ...\*Deep Breath\* Jake the Various Smoke Monsters - who actually look like vapor - have been somehow, someway, spreading Mystery Boxes...
 **Riley:** ...That lead to dimensions from which they hope to rewrite reality with stuff you've seen before?
 **Riley:** Yeah, dreams are weird, mate.