Mario

Mario, in his late 20s

Malon <Minish Cap> (paternal ancestor);

Mia Mario (paternal grandmother);

Pio Mario (father);

Mia "Risotto" Mario (mother);

Luigeena Rigassi (maternal aunt);

Luigi Mario (younger twin brother);

Giuseppe Mario (older brother [adopted]);

Mario Joe Mario (cousin);

Luigi Bob Mario (cousin);

Marianne Rigassi (cousin);

Luigeena Rigassi (cousin);

Marilyn Mario (niece);

Mario Mario Jr. (son);

Princess Peach Mario II (daughter);

Malon (daughter);

Jeffy (son [adopted]);

**Super King Mario Sexy Merloni Mario, A.K.A. Marvin "Bino" Talon Wilfred** is a retired hero-king of the Red Mushroom Kingdom. He, along with his brother, Luigi, made his fame and fortune through a series of successful ventures between Palamecia and Earth. These adventures established a deep relation between the two planets.

## Biography

### Stork Delivery (1979)

Mario's life begins, rather than with a normal biological birth, when in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mia and Fernando Mario wish for a stork to deliver them children, and so Mario and his brother Luigi are made in Baby Corp's heavenly factory. The brothers have Wishing Stars resting inside their hearts. The twins are physically delivered by a stork to Palamecia in two slings; but in the way to their soon-to-be home, Kamek, the Magikoopa and then ruler of the Koopa Troopa, attacks, kidnapping Luigi, as part of a plan to prevent a prophecy that the brothers will be great trouble for the Koopa Kingdom. During the struggle, the stork drops Mario's sling, and he falls into Yo'ster Island. But Mario falls near the home of a green Yoshi, who after planning to eat him, decides to adopt the boy as his son. After returning home to his wife, Papa Yoshi has an argument with her and reveals that he knew she was cheating, and divorces her. Papa Yoshi decides to reunite Mario with his brother, so he and the rest of the Yoshi Tribe protect Mario & bring him to the Koopa Kingdom, where along with the help of the fabled Golden Yoshi, they defeat Bowser & save Luigi. As the Stork recovers from the injuries it received when being attacked by Kamek, Mario & Luigi temporarily live on Yoshi's Island for a while.

   While living on Yoshi's Island, Baby Mario goes on a variety of adventures. One of these involves the Golden Yoshi taking Mario through a couple areas on the island while fighting off the remaining forces of the Koopa Troop. After a week or so of living there, Bowser & Kamek plan their revenge and capture Mario & Yoshi in a castle while they were asleep. Once they escape, they've realized that Kamek has used his magic to transform the seasons of the island, & Yoshi once again defeats the forces of the Koopa Troop & saves the island.

The twins are delivered somewhere in the Red Mushroom Kingdom to Mia and Fernando Mario. Mario's childhood was filled with wonder, having a positive relationship with not only his twin brother, but also their adoptive older brother Giuseppe, befriending a baby Princess Peach, playing with an odd fellow nicknamed Wario, and starting a complicated relationship with baby Prince Bowser. However, when after army of aliens known as the Shroobs invaded the Mushroom World, his family decided to relocate via Warp Pipes to a faraway planet... Earth. There, they raised their sons in one of the world's most bustling cities, New York City, in the suburbs of Brooklyn.

Growing up, Mario always had affinity and a talent for plumbing.

### Early adulthood (1999 - 2004)

Mario's early adulthood was more chaotic than most, to say in the least. Being drafted into war in 1999 left him a bit shaken, as the horrors of human war would for anyone. Choosing a pretty low-level job, he decided to take up a job as a truck driver. After a while of carpenter for a circus. This was where Mario would perform his first act of true heroism, saving his lover, Daniella Pauline Verducci, from the clutches of a (presumed) gorilla known at the time as Donkey Kong (Admittedly, it was Mario himself who angered him by laughing at him while DK did tricks for the circus...)

Mario and his brother **Luigi** decide to start a plumbing business called "Mario Bros. Plumbing" using what little money they have from a few odd-jobs (getting fired from each one). After saving up, they are able to enter Plummers Academy, training under Sergeant Kooperman alongside the Scapelli brothers and at least one other plumber. Through this business, they became known as the best plumbers in Brooklyn, with people from all over coming to the place (such as Elvis Presley, Cher, and Inspector Gadget).

After a series of sabotages by Scapelli, Mario Bros. found a niche by dealing with strange turtle-like creatures that began to show up in New York sewers (although they had to work part-time at a grocery store to make ends meet). During one of these routines against the "Shellcreepers", as these beings had come to be known, Mario, Luigi and an archeologist named Daisy followed the voice of a damsel in distress only to find a giant draconic Shellcreeper, a grown-up **King Bowser** who was leading the Shellcreeper invasion. It turned out that they were all coming from a strange portal-pipe deep in the bowels of the sewer system, so the group traveled through that pipe, which led to...

### The Mushroom Kingdom (2004 -

After arriving, the Mario Bros. figure that woman they heard is the princess of the kingdom, **Princess Peach Toadstool**. Mario, headstrong as he is, ventured the strange land to rescue the damsel-in-distress just as he had with Pauline. After multiple days of running, jumping (Mario and Luigi were known well by their peers for their superb jumping skills, Mario even being nicknamed "Jumpman" by some and they acquire "Thwomp Stompers" experimental devices that take their jumping to superhuman levels), stomping on strange foes, and facing magic-clones of Bowser, they defeat the Koopa King and save the Princess. They are given the title of the **Super Mario Brothers.**

Unlike with Mario's time in the US Army, people rarely die in war in this world; innate physical resistance and reviving fungi prevent most casualties.

Mario goes on to save her, the kingdom, and the world countless times afterwards. It also turns out that Bowser isn't as evil of a guy as he lets on, joining Mario and co. to play sports and games from time to time (albeit usually for his own gain).

### Arrival of SMG4

Shortly after the defeat of Bowser and recovery of the Power Stars, Nintendo begins production of their new game based on the events that transpired at the castle. They task Mario and Lakitu with recreating footage of the event, so as to better adapt reality into a video game format. However, Luigi and Wario did not sign on to the project, so the initial N64 game was rife with inaccuracies.

Around the same time, the Guardian Pod containing Luke Lerdwichagul's Recolor, SMG4, is sent to Palamecia. SMG4 offers the Mushroom Kingdom elite a chance to star in his upcoming web series, colloquially known among Recolors as "Super Mario 64 Bloopers". A deal is struck, with Mario becoming the lead actor in SMG4's production. Lakitu is hired as the director and photographer, making sure that Mario sticks to the script.

SMG4’s presence also brings with it an unforeseen side effect: everyone in his vicinity has their mental state slowly deteriorate into insanity. This also causes the personalties of many Mushroom Kingdom residents to alter in dramatic yet unpredictable ways. The effects on Mario seem to be much greater than the others, likely due to SMG4’s body using Mario as a base for its creation. Luckily, most of these effects subside the further away SMG4 is to those he effects. This causes many to undergo dramatic personality shifts on an almost daily basis, again with Mario facing the brunt of these adverse effects. One could even say Mario’s psychological changes are so severe that he develops something of a split personality; one of his original self and another of his corrupted, “flanderized” self.

### Early SMG4 Bloopers

After a few scuffed outtakes, the first of SMG4's Bloopers, titled "The Cake is a Lie!", is made. The plot involves Mario being informed that Peach made him a cake, so he rushes to the caste, only for Toad (who became an actor as well) to inform him that there was never any cake. Peach just needed to test out whether Mario could withstand the pipe system. This makes Mario mad, and he goes outside to throw Peach against a wall (whether this is in the script or not is unclear).

For the second blooper, Mario eats mushrooms off of the castle roof, which make him tired and nauseous. He asks Yoshi for more, so he shovels dozens into Mario's gullet, making him vomit and fall asleep.

### Late adulthood

Bowser eventually attempts one last plan for kidnapping Peach and ruling the world. After that fails as well, he retires from scheming, instead focusing his energy on sports. Mario and Peach are free to settle down, becoming King and Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom. They are not happily ever-after, however. Their relationship turns sour, Mario unable to adapt to the life of a king and Peach fallen out of love with him. After cheating from both sides, they decide to divorce.

Mario starts a new life with a new love, Rosalina, who he had always been attracted to. They get married and adopt a kid called Jeffy, who they take pity on. Just as things seem to be getting better for Mario, becoming his once arch-nemesis' best friend, living with his once-estranged brother Giuseppe again, and starting a new suburban life in LoganVille, Mario's life takes a turn for the worst. This lifestyle takes a toll on his family: Rosalina comes to resent him, and realizes she never truly loved him, his son hates him, this highly dysfunctional period of his life makes Mario mad (and bald).

After going through another divorce, Mario finds himself drawn back to the royal life after events lead him to become king of Mario Land. The previous years of his life have severely changed how he views the world. He and Peach remarry, unifying the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario Land into the Ninteldo Empire, named after the company that made so many games based on his adventures. An imperialistic view on the world fuels this nation's ravaging through the planet, invading every nation they come across. This culminates in Mario finding himself against an old friend, Sonic the Hedgehog, now going by Gear.

Sonic defeats Mario, who, after reflecting on all of his life, decides to live in simpler ways.

### Retirement

Moving to his right-hand man, Zerig Link's native land, Hyrule. Mario reopens a centuries old family business, the Lon Lon Farm, along with his daughter, Malon, and a reformed rival.

Decades later, Mario has put it all behind him. The fame, the wealth, the hat and his mustache. That is, until a stranger gifts him his old hat and helps him regrow a mustache. Spiritually rejuvenated, Mario is Super once again.

## Name

His full name is legally Mario Sexy Merloni Mario. The first "Mario" being a forename derived from his surname; "Sexy" being a middle name decided on by his parents; "Merloni" being a surname; and "Mario" being a surname from his father's side of the family, derived from the ancient Earth forename "Mariugh", found in around the Stone Age settlement of "Bedrock". He holds the titles "Super", "King" (from his time as ruler of The Red Mushroom Kingdom), and "Doctor" (which has a different meaning in the Mushroom World than on Earth, essentially meaning someone who is licensed to give medicine).

In the Mushroom World, "Mario" can also be rendered as "Marcus" and "Malleo". His name is sometimes incorrectly translated as "Maria" and other feminine versions of "Mario" when he finds himself in lands he does not speak the language of.

His family has developed the tradition of having an official Earth name and a facetious "Mushroom World" name. Mario's "Mushroom World" name is "Marvin Talon Wilfred. "Marvin" is a forename chosen to parallel "Mario"; "Talon" is a traditional name associated with his ancestors, and is being used as his middle name; "Wilfred" is a surname.

## Abilities

* Enhanced Jump
	+ Can jump around 3.2 meters into the air just from a standstill.
* Shock Absorption
	+ Can break blocks of brick with his fists.
	+ Usually does not take any fall damage, walking away from a long fall with nary a scratch.
* Lifting Strength and Tensile Strength
	+ Can lift King Bob-omb, who seems pretty damn heavy.
	+ Is able to swing Bowser around by the tail and throw him quite far with relative ease.
	+ Can use large metal-headed hammers as weapons, swinging them effortlessly.
* Directional Influence
	+ Has a high amount of movement control in mid-air.
	+ Can spin at high speed either yaw-wise (Spin Jump) or pitch-wise (Ground Pound) in mid-air.

## Sources

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island [videogame]
2. ↑ Baby Mario & Papa Yoshi [Brentalfloss Youtube Video]
3. ↑ Yoshi Gets a Divorce [Dorkly Youtube Video]
4. ↑ SMW2+ & SMW2+2 [Yoshi's Island ROM Hack]
5. ↑ Golden Yoshi Returns & Golden Yoshi Returns Again (Yoshi's Island Rom Hacks)
6. ↑ Yoshi's Castle Escape (Yoshi's Island ROM Hack)
7. ↑ Yoshi's Island: Seasons (Yoshi's Island ROM Hack)
8. ↑ Yoshi's Island: Kamek's Revenge (Yoshi's Island ROM Hack)
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005) [videogame]
10. ↑ *Mario vs. Wario* [comic], Nintendo Power #44 (1993) [magazine]
11. ↑ 11.0 11.1 11.2 Book of Mario (2019) [videogame hack]
12. ↑ 12.0 12.1 Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) [TV show]
13. ↑ *Family Album "The Early Years"* [comic], Super Mario Bros. 3 [comic book] (1990)
14. ↑ Mario's Bombs Away (1983) [videogame]
15. ↑ *Bart the Rake* [comic], Simpsons Comics #231 (2016) [comic book]
16. ↑ *Donkey Kong* [cartoon], Saturday Supercade (1983) [TV show]
17. ↑ 17.0 17.1 17.2 Donkey Kong (1981) [videogame]
18. ↑ Donkey Kong Circus (1984) [game]
19. ↑ 19.0 19.1 19.2 19.3 Super Mario Bros. (1993) [movie]
20. ↑ Mario Bros. (1983) [videogame]
21. ↑ Super Mario Bros.: Pīchi-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! (1986) [movie]
22. ↑ 22.0 22.1 Super Mario Bros. (1985) [videogame]
23. ↑ Super Mario Bros. (franchise)
24. ↑ SMG4: "Just Like Any Other Day"
25. ↑ SMG4: Quest for a Console"
26. ↑ SMG4: "Time Travel Tells"
27. ↑ 27.0 27.1 SMG4: "The Cake is a Lie!"
28. ↑ 28.0 28.1 SMG4: "Dreams"
29. ↑ 29.0 29.1 SMG4: "A Random Day"
30. ↑ SMG4: "Account Loss"
31. ↑ SMG4: "SMG4's Origins"
32. ↑ ***Mario Golf** [short], Max Caenan in Why Would He Know If His Mother's a Size Queen* (2020) [episode] , Robot Chicken [TV show]
33. ↑ 33.0 33.1 *SUPER MARIO - AFTER THE GAME* (2017) [short], AOK [YouTube channel]
34. ↑ ***Wario** [sketch],* *Episode 908* (2021), Saturday Night Live [TV show]
35. ↑ 35.0 35.1 35.2 Super Mario Logan [YouTube channel]
36. ↑ 36.0 36.1 36.2 36.3 World War Blue (2012) [manga]
37. ↑ The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (2004) [videogame]
38. ↑ 38.0 38.1 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998) [videogame]
39. ↑ Grow Comeback (2018) [videogame]
40. ↑ SMG4 [YouTube channel]
41. ↑ *SM64 Bloopers: Super Cavemen Bros.* (2016) [video], SMG4 [YouTube channel]
42. ↑ Dr. Mario (1990) [videogame]
43. ↑ Weegeepedia