Doctor Order

> "I don't want losers."
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> Doctor Order, to Google

**Doctor Order** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Wii Fit Trainer. She is a physical therapist and works on creating some of the genetically modified fighters, such as Machiavelli. She initially seeks to create the ultimate fighter, but later desires to become godly herself.

## Story

Doctor Order is depicted as being very focused, observant, and stoic; her level of empathy or care for others is unclear. She was a very capable scientist who became obsessed with perfection to the point of ignoring morals completely.

### **In CPU Kerfuffle 14**

Doctor Order appears relatively tame at her first appearance, using this tournament to observe her own creations and some of CPUK's strongest fighters. It's also revealed here that she's the creator of multiple past fighters.

> **VS. Therapuppy**
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Doctor Order's first matchup in the tournament was against Therapuppy, a therapist who all the commentators agreed she may need. The first round's stage, Midgar, raised several questions regarding Order's potential universe of origin or affiliations. Doctor Order performed very well in this match, though Therapuppy won 2-1 and sent her to the loser's bracket.

> **VS. Bing**
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As her first match in the loser's bracket, Doctor Order faced up against Bing. He very quickly proved himself against her, taking a point very quickly. It's worth noting that her second match against Bing placed them in the Northern Cave (the commentators mistakenly called it the Northern Crater), meaning that Order's matches had taken place in both of Smash's Final Fantasy stages. This potential homefield advantage proved meaningless, though, as she was defeated by Bing and eliminated from the tournament. As she left the battlefield, she wrote something down.

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 14 - Doctor Order (7th)
Pokemon Stadium 2
Yoshi's Story
  VS.  | 0-2
Northern Cave

### **In CPU Kerfuffle 15**

Doctor Order appears in the parking lot of the CPUK venue to interrogate Google, who she had anticipated to win the entire tournament. When he attempts to brush her off, she engages him.

> **VS. Google**
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The doctor takes the pair to Town and City, showing her seriousness by taking Google's first stock less than 20 seconds into the match. However, her own creation catches up, taking two of her stocks with his one. In the end, Google takes the very close battle. After their fight, Doctor Order seems content with Google distancing himself from her, stating that she "Doesn't want losers on her side."

CPU Kerfuffle 14 - Doctor Order (N/A)

### **In CPU Kerfuffle Gaiden 2**

After her confrontation with Google, Doctor Order hosts a tournament in her Labordertory, calling all of her creations to participate and select the strongest among them. Despite her numerous creations, two of the tourney's slots were filled by laboratory staff (Dan and Sephiroth). The only matches the doctor herself participates in are an exhibition match and 2 grudge matches. During the course of the tournament, not only does Google Plus gain sentience and revolt, but Larry infiltrates the building and defeats her, revealing the connection between the two of them as a result. These events, in addition to Dan and Sephiroth's strong performances, brought into question Doctor Order's ability to create strong fighters and be a good competitor herself.

> **VS. Sephiroth**
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> **VS. Google Plus**
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> **VS. Larry**
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CPU Gaiden 2 - Doctor Order (N/A)
  VS.  | 0-1
  VS.  | 0-1

## Known Creations

* Larry
* Machiavelli
* Zapmouse
* Hackerbot J0hn
* Perfect Spriteman
* Google
* Interdimensional Travel
* Mach 2
* Google Plus
* Dimensional Bus
* My Grunk
* Captain Quadratic
* D+

## Notes

* According to Jay, Doctor Order has an alternate self named Pablo.
* Most fanart of Doctor Order usually depicts her with cybernetic veins, scars, a long red lab-coat, and her name on her shirt instead of "Wii Fit"
* Ryan has expressed multiple times that Doctor Order is one of his favorite characters, coincidentally due to similar characteristics to his OC Waltz, and Shizue Kuranushi "Boss" from AI: The Somnium Files.
* Doctor Order's favorite coffee *order* is a venti ice cinnamon dolce latte with almond milk, extra ice, extra caramel drizzle, and exactly five ounces of whipped cream, as referenced by Captain Quadratic in CPU Kerfuffle 17.
* On March 11, 2021, Doctor Order's wiki page was edited by Ryan under user CAPTAINQUADRATIC in anticipation for CPU Kerfuffle 19. An archive of this edit can be viewed here.
* Doctor Order's spirit is called Absolute Order. It's used in CPU Kerfuffle 19 and CPU Kerfuffle 20.
* According to the line before the Remix 10 fakeout before CPU Kerfuffle 19, Doctor Order does not give out free fritos when she is in charge of a Kerfuffle.

## References

1. ↑ *Off the top of my head, I can say Machi is definitely from Order, along with Zapmouse. Hackerbot J0hn is a maybe.*(https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/796067398838517800)
2. ↑ *\*looks at perfect spriteman\**(https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/796067660580388884)
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/ChongoTweet/status/1346381253340180480
4. ↑ CPU Kerfuffle 14, 38:22
5. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritos
6. ↑ https://discordapp.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/831957966361985054
7. ↑ https://discordapp.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/831695630711259167
8. ↑ https://discordapp.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/831695686373736500