Coach Conversations: Reginald and Zira wedding thread

**Coach Conversations: Reginald and Zira wedding thread** the fifth wedding thread in Coach Conversations. It was opened by Tomodachidudeball on April 3rd, 2020.

## Roleplayers

* Tomodachidudeball (As Reginald, Zira, Discoain, Harold, The Pixel King, Rondal, and Manny)
* DynamoDerp11 (As Leo, Barbara, Tony, and Katie)
* GrandTheftAutoHero (SFPR) (As Tatsumi)
* S0ul245Official (As Ari)
* Xxdenmexx (As himself, Zack, Amy, Edna, Mary, and Sarah)
* Sorviete (As Some Pill Thingy and Spoon Woman)
* AlexTheJustDancer (As Silas)

## Dialogue

* A hyphen indicates the quote or action was interrupted-
* \*a text in between apostrophes indicates the coach is doing an action\*
* (a text in between parentheses indicates the coach is thinking, not talking out loud)

**Rondal**: ....

**Discoain**: ...I don’t think anyone cares....

**Leo**: Hey, everyone!

**Barbara**: It's been a while since I've been to a wedding.

**Tony**: Benji and Celestina couldn't come-- they're too busy Coach Conversating. (Man, it hurts to look this good...)

**Reginald**: Hey guys!

**Discoain**: Glad you could attend!

**Zira**: Hi!

**Tony**: Yeah, my girlfriend's showing up soon.

**Katie**: I am not your girlfriend! I don't even like you-- I like LEO!

**Leo**: Oh boy.

**Tatsumi**: I'd say this will be amazing.

**Reginald**: Hey Tatsumi! So glad you could make it!

**Ari**: Hey guys! What's up?

**Reginald**: Me and Zira’s wedding is what’s up.

**Zira**: Im so excited! :)

**Ari**: Ooh, congrats you two! =D

**Xxdenmexx**: LMAO I FORGOT THIS THREAD EXISTED

**Zack**: Me too :v

**Amy**: Me too XD

**Alex**: we all did.

***Chris:*** This just keeps proving nobody cares about straight people \(:v)/ \*kisses Alex’s cheek\*,

**Reginald**: Guys, we’re gonna play “Punch Harold simulator” before the wedding! Feel free punch this, you’ll win the game if you do.

**Edna**: \*grabs punching bag and throws it off building\* I WIIIIIIIN, I win because I am a lyricist and I have words in my 🧠

**Meghan**: \*grabs the real Harold and chains him\* new slave for me boy, here we go :D

**Ari:** Haha! \*punches too much, but then stops\* Eeek, haha so tired

**Harold**: Harold: WHAT?! NO! YOU CAN’T ENSLAVE HAROLD! YOU SUCK @## AND EVERYONE ELSE DOES!

**Meghan**: \*slaps Harold\*, shut up, slave >Bv

**Ari**: \*Punches Harold\* Haha! You thought \*Keeps continuing\*

**Leo**: When’s the cake gonna be served?

**Meghan**: ...this guy is cute

**Mary**: c u t e ? LEO IS HOT AF

**Meghan**: Uhhh \*chains Mary\*

\*party\*

**Alex**: Why now?

**Meghan:** Because yes, unless \*chains Alex too\*

**Some Pill Thingy**: e

**Spoon Woman**: \*facepalms\*

**Zira and Reginald**: Glad to see everyone’s having fun at our wedding!

**Harold**: FUN?! THIS IS NOT FUN! I’M GETTING SLAPPED ACROSS THE FACE! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR STUPID WEDDING!!

**Discoain**: \*drops anvil on Harold\* Haha! This is fun! Best wedding party ever!

**The Pixel King**: Oh hey, I was wandering across the land and stumbled upon this wedding! What’s going on?

**Rondal**: .....

**Ari**: heh, everyone was just punching Harold hah

**Tatsumi**: Pretty fun isn't it? Congratulations you two!

**Discoain**: Again! Again! Punch him again!

**Sarah**: \*hits Harold with frying pan\* :D

'*Discoain*: Alright. As fun as this is. We got to get to the main part. The wedding of Reginald and Zira. Everyone take your seats.

**Rondal**: \*Nods and sits down\*

**Katie**: Wait, who’s getting married?

**Barbara**: Shh!

**Discoain**: Reginald an’ Zira. Gonna give everyone a few more minutes to simmer down and sit down.

**Leo**: I don’t wanna slap that Harold dude...

**Tony**: Hey, all you girls, I’m Tony and I’m single.

**Tatsumi**: Glad that one of my friends is getting married.

**Katie**: Because we’ve been gone for about two months, we should re-introduce ourselves. I’m Katie, that clueless dreamboat over there is Leo, the cringy Duck Sauce girl that’s never appeared anywhere before is Barbara, and the nacho-haired slimeball is Tony.

**Mary**: Leo and Tony should date 😍

**Zack**: .\_.
**Reginald and Zira**: \*Walks down isle holding each other's hands\*

**Discoain**: \*clears throat\* Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls. We are here to witness the marriage of two, Reginald and Zira. May we have the rings?

**Manny**: Here you go \*passes the rings to Discoain\*

**Discoain**: Reginald and Zira, when I hand you these rings, you are to put it on your finger, as a reminder of your love for each other. Reginald, do you take Zira to be your wedded wife?

**Reginald**: I do.

**Discoain**: And Zira, do you take Reginald to be your wedded husband?

**Zira**: I do!

**Discoain**: Well then, with the power vested in me, I declare you, husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

**Reginald and Zira**: \*Puts on rings\*

**Reginald**: \*kisses Zira\*

**Tatsumi**: \*applauds\*

**Silas**: Marriage ^v^

**Rondal**: ………………congratulations……………

**The Pixel King**: GUYS RONDAL JUST SPOKE.

**Chris**: NOW THIS IS INTERESTING, NOT YOUR \*SS STRAIGHT MARRIAGE

**Rondal**: ..........

**Reginald**: if anyone cares, we are now serving cake and drinks like soda, milk (it’s not TruMoo) and other stuff.

**Leo**: CAKE! YUSSSSSS

**Reginald**: dig in! I get to sit next to Zira though.

**Discoain**: Weddings over everyone! Thanks too all who attended, and we wish Reginald and Zira a happy married life together.

**Zira and Reginald**: :D

## Trivia

* Discoain's name was misspelt as Dicoain throughout the thread. This mistake was corrected for the transcript part of this page.
* This marks the only time Rondal has spoken.
* This is the only wedding thread where the words Coach Conversations appear in the title