Callum Adams

This Wiki details the Grotesque acts of middle-age degenerate Callum Adams with striking accuracy, taken from the original unofficial wiki which is now closed.

Callum’s worst enemies: Racial groups that are not his own, Homos, Trannies, and any that oppose his views. Callum is on INTERPOL's most wanted list for 1st degree Paedophilia and several charges of Incitement to Racial Hatred.

He currently streams from a remote location in which has yet to be found but has been given the codename “Bembridge” by Adams as he continues to evade Police Capture. he is known to be an associate of Saddam Hussein, Kim il Sung and Kim Jong Il, Nathan Bedford Forrest, Josef Fritzl, Raoul Moat, Brenton Tarrant, Adolf Eichmann and Osama Bin Laden.

February 2007- Callum Adams was convicted of vehicular manslaughter, after purchasing his brand new Citroen C3 1.1 Desire, he lost control of the powerful automobile and oversteered into an MPV carrying 7 Indian children, Callum had been carrying 3 jerry-cans full to the brim in the boot of his car as he planned on going on a roadtrip to Burma, the cans had exploded on instant impact and everyone died except from Sanjay. He got sent to HMP Lennieballs in Smethwick, Lancashire. He got released on bail on 14th January 2008

November 2008- Callum, since his arrest in February 2007 had doubled down on his views due to his time on the inside (His Cellmate Ahkmed raped him multiple times and stole his cigarettes, driving Callum quote: "Mental Mental Chicken Oriental.")

September 2010- Callum Adams joins the EDL and organises several marches and protests in his area, in this time he was also linked to the petrol bombing of several mosques and corner shops.

April 2011- Callum charged with the murder of a Pakistani taxi driver over him not paying his fare, he was bailed out by Tommy Robinson.

January 2012- Callum organised a trade deal with the New IRA importing 273 AK-47s into England for use in a future race war. March 2019- Callum vlogged himself committing the Christchurch Mosque Shooting.

November 2020- Callum had a mental episode and murdered his long time associate Diego Maradona after he refused to pay full price for the Smack Callum was selling him.

February 2023- Callum was caught in a local childrens park shoving a poo covered rod up his urethra after discovering the sexual act of sounding in a second channel video, luckily for Callum no charges were pressed against him.

Callums Penis size is Roughly 3 inches, which is the Filipino Child standard deciphered by Quagmire, but he does claim to have abnormally large testicles. He is known to hate all minorities be they racial (particularly Pat keys, Nick gurs and unsurprisingly the Welsh),ethnic, religious or sexual. He would happily commit genocide against all these people. He was the inspiration for Frankenstein's Monster and Caliban from The Tempest. His head is a scientific anomaly, perhaps serving as a receiver antenna for alien kiddie porn or potentially as a gestation pod for a mini Callum that will hatch out when the current one dies, thus rebirthing himself perpetually. He had a sexual encounter with god once. god never called back, declaring Cal to be a lousy shag.

There is some evidence to suggest that Callum has some sort of connection to the Slenderman due to his tall skinny frame and baldy Tic-Tac shaped head. They may very well be the same being or at the very least Callum is Slenderman's gimpy, retarded nonce cousin. He is a proud member of the Atomwaffen Divison and NAMBLA. He lost his virginity in a threesome with Cousin Gregory and Aimee. Despite constantly saying that he is an Alpha male, he doesn't even count as a beta male. He says it more to cheer himself up than anything else, but saying it all the time still won't make it true. Callum is also known for his porn career under the name "kinky cal" (previously known under the names busty Bennett and succulent Sanjay) he has a extensive catalogue of pornographic movies, some of his most notorious being "Eddeh and Lenneh's destruction" "rape face" and "fecal scented revenge".

His videos contain some of the most vile topics known to man like: sounding, pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia,incest,extreme bondage,fisting,golden showers,vomiting and scat play. Kinky cal has also been known to be credited in the making of some of the most vile snuff flims known to man,infact most of his videos come under the elusive title of snuff and are actually illegal to own in most countries and can even get you put on the most wanted list for even looking them up.

## Personal Life

Callum was possibly created in a laboratory as a bioweapon using information taken from research done in Auschwitz and Unit 731. Needless (or in Cals case needles) it went wrong. In May 2014, Adams came out to the public as gay, and acknowledged a relationship — since ended — with Eddie. during a live stream Dale Tomstock called Callum the N word this caused Callum to become so insecure about his skin colour that he founded the Neo-Nazi Paramilitary group the Racial Volunteer Force (RVF) the first attack committed by the group was a revenge attack on Stock Tomdale when Callum and an associate (presumed to be Big Nige) smashed Tom Dalestock's car and his mum. Callum used to live in Bristol where he would coordinate the actions of the RVF Bristol Brigade but eventually Anti Neo-Nazis such as the Soy Boy Battalion discovered California's location and a persistent campaign of sending toasters, turf samples, takeaways and Lithuanian Sex Workers was launched. the campaign reached it's height when an ASDA delivery of hundreds of cheep loafs of bread was sent to Callum the Anti Neo-Nazis exploited the fact Callum still lived with his mum and told ASDA that if the big tall bald nonce bloke answered the door and tried to turn away the delivery that his mum was to be consulted as he was highly Autistic (there is some truth to this). this eventually drove Callum out of Bristol he quickly retreated to the Isle of Wight supremacy where he and the rest of the RVF leadership are now stationed. the sending of toasters somewhat backfired however as Callum was able to use them for both boom boom and for making toaster bombs which have been used in a number of attacks including several attacks on London which Callum recorded in a vlog (during which he fingered the toaster on camera non consensually) which can be seen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j\_kfKBMGd5Y He frequently has orgies with Dale Tomstock,Eddeh, Ian Moore, Big Nige, Gav, Lennie and Naked Martin. His shit smeared brown eye gets tongued and licked. His heroes include Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris, Raoul Moat, Fred West, Peter Sutcliffe, Ted Bundy ,Albert Fish, Ian Brady, The Dalai Lama, Richard Ramirez, Elliott Rodger, Adolf Hitler, Oskar Dirlewanger, Margaret Thatcher, Gary Glitter, Osama bin Laden and Prince Andrew . His favourite videogames are Rapelay, Battle Raper, Lolita Syndrome, Ethnic Cleansing and Zog's Nightmare. He is hopelessly addicted to crack cocaine, methamphetamine and heroin. This lead to Cal getting the nicknames Crackhead Cal and Smackhead Sanjay. Cals horrible drug problem was what inspired Ketamine Kyle to finally get clean Callum has been known to eat his own shit and still drinks his own piss. On top of that he likes to have Aimee piss and shit on his face. He developed a liking for cum after losing his first game of soggy biscuit. He steals the cum of elderly men (which he calls cummie wummies) and mixes it with the blood of newborn (preferably nick gurr or paki) babies to make an elixir of youth which he drinks and smears on his skin. Unfortunately for Callum this doesn't work as he looks older than he actually is, probably due to chronic drug abuse, having Chlamydia and staying up all night fucking his family members. He also loves to spread dick cheese on crackers. Despite frequently gagging in his videos, Callum also has a puke fetish. He loves it when Aimee pukes her smelly vegan vomit on his tiny miniscule cock. When Callum was 12 he discovered the pleasures of auto-erotic asphyxiation ( also known as a strangle wank). He did this by choking himself with his mother's bra while looking at photos he took of dogs and pre-school kids.At 14 he stuck a live fish up his arse and let it wriggle around stimulating his prostate. At 16 Sanjay took up defiling graves,digging up the newly dead to multilate and molest them,later taking pieces back home to eat. Cal is banned from petting zoos after the obscene things he did with sheep,goats,pigs and ponies came to light.

He likes to host Child Porn viewing parties with his noncey mates. He also likes to swim naked in his pool in the company of underage boys who he refers to as his "minnows" who gently nibble on his bollocks, this activity inspired by one of his historical heroes the roman emperor Tiberius. Cal never spits. He swallows. When California was 16 and in college, he had an unfortunate encounter with a pancake he was trying to cook. It hit him on his head and left a burn on his forehead. This combined with his at the time poofy hair made him look like a right stupid twat. Cal recounted this tale to his viewers after a night spent sleeping on the floor in the hall of his house because Aimee kicked him out of their bed when he tried to bum her. Callum looked even deader than usual. As a peace offering Cal let Aimee fuck him up the bum with a jackhammer. She used pancake batter as lube. Callum changed his mind half way through and proceeded to batter Aimee half to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock. He then had his way with her unconscious body and yes he did do her up the arse. Callum got away with this by letting the cops do Eddeh. The dirty bastards even payed him. He used this money to buy a bag of glue and passed out in his bathtub. He contracted Chlamydia from a lady-boy on his holiday in the Philippines, after hiring an escort for his 149th birthday, the disease spread around his tiny little village on the Isle of Wight. This resulted in Bembridge becoming STD capital of the United Kingdom overnight. In March of 2022, Callum developed a strange form of testicular cancer in his tongue which he described as, "A mouthful of AIDS." In frustration he tried cutting off his own tongue but instead missed and ended up slicing his own spleen open, after a 72 hour surgery, Sanjay Bennett had successfully recovered from the operation, however, he had to poo in a Co-Op bag for the next 2 weeks. Callum used to work as a clown (educated at the Gacy College of Clowning) but got fired for being too creepy and more than a bit noncey. He then took up taxidermy thought to him by his Grandad who learned it off the Nazis. Callum's child skin lampshade earned him the Ed Gein prize for human taxidermy. Callum also used to work as a carer but got fired for giving too many lethal injections to older patients. The NHS said that the maximum number you can get away with is ten. Now he works as a cleaner for criminals. He brings the dead bodies home to his inbred mutant family to eat, the dead bodies having first been marinated in his spaff after he fucks them. He is afraid of menstruating women, hippopotamuses and gingers.

One time while drunk and off his tits on LSD,he thought he had sex with a mermaid but was really fucking a dead rotten seal he found on the beach. Another time while in a state of dis(soas)ciative drug psychosis from taking too much bath salts and ketamine he smeared his own shit on a photo of himself and then stuck tic tacs to it to make a twatty little beard. After coming to his senses he decided to blame someone else and then made a video where he tried to shave his beard but stopped because it hurt too much (what a beta) and then covered his face in flour to make himself even more of a tic tac. What a fucking plonker. One time Cal was off his tits on spice and robbed an Ice-cream truck to try to kidnap children, but the dozy cunt crashed it into an orphanage setting it on fire and killing all the orphans. Don't worry though they were only nick gurrs, pakis, retards and spastics. The city of Bristol actually gave Callum a monetary award for saving the tax payers some money. He spent the award money on underage prostitutes and 20 kilos of black tar heroin. Cal thinks that he is a great dancer but he ends up looking even more creepy than Buffalo Bill. Callums love of starting fires started when he was a child. He burned down the junior mental hospital he escaped from. This was followed by a terrible killing spree in which Callum murdered 666 people. He is an avowed Satanist and Neo-Nazi, frequently sacrificing ethnic minority children for the greater glory of Satan and Adolf Hitler. His favourite authors are the Marquis de Sade and Peter Sotos He has been known to occasionally indulge in zoophilia (particularly shagging Fish and cows and sucking off dogs) and necrophilia, and despite saying he would never eat human flesh, is a cannibal. He loves to masturbate to pictures of prolapsed assholes (rosebudding). The thing that arouses him the most is the sound of children screaming in pain. On top of being a sadistic bastard he loves it when Aimee stamps on his balls and nails his sack to the table as part of their cock and ball torture games. He loves sounding putting screwdrivers and maggots up his japs eye. He also loves to masturbate in front of schools, particularly pre-schools. Most of his money comes from selling drugs to school children, producing snuff films ,human trafficking, smuggling guns for criminal and terrorist organizations and mugging little old women. He then spends this money on fake Jordans and massive dildos and anal beads that he shoves up his hairy arse. If he doesn't have money to buy fake Jordans, he has the child slaves in his basement make shoes for him using the skin of children killed making snuff films. His love for anal pleasure started when Michelle fingered his arse. Well he says she stuck a finger up his shitter, but what really happened was she fisted him. She left him because he shat all over her hand.

In his spare time Cal likes to crossdress and work as a prostitute. His pimp is a seven foot tall black guy called Umgawa. He also pimps on the side himself, pimping out his child slaves to rich scumbags like Prince Andrew. Callum has a mutated parasitic twin named Mongo. Mongo is smarter and better looking than Callum. Unfortunately he is stuck living up Callum's Arse. So he causes Cal to suffer from chronic piles as revenge.

## Music career

A self described musical genius Callum remakes popular songs with his own lyrics usually about being a nonce or being racist or some other stupid shite. He gets help (because he's a bit slow) from that creepy little midget and anal gimp Stock TomDale. Callum's music career has halted as of late due to the Covid-19 outbreak the following is a short list of songs Scamjay has made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1j\_f2\_dFg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix4plsCaN6c&list=PLa54svFkpCKgoW2uiw8qVJ2q1wfVmTp5a&index=45 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umdmqcrRLy4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V5O-a7UsB8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVdptcAJkzQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XE-GasgmGc Some of his favourite songs include the Rains Of Castamere, Salem Sawarim, Necropedophile, The Newborn Baby Dance, Expose Yourself to Kids, Defecate on My Face, Erika, Serbia Strong, My Eyes Have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo and Nick Gurr in the Woods. He hates the song Short Dick Man because it reminds him of his tiny willy. His biggest musical influences are Kunt and the Gang, Charles Manson, Skrewdriver, Johnny Rebel, GG Ailin, Ian Watkins (not the one from Steps) and Nicole 12. In 2021 Callum announced he was releasing a disstrack on Ian Moore and Tomminnit. he made the 2 disstracks wiith renowned Far Right activist Tom Stockdale. Together they have a band called The Arctic Junkies. The Ian Moore distract is (as of writing) the only 1 of the 2 disstracks to be finished and within remier wof it's pas filthed up by the Meme Monkeys. the premier was released to coincide with the 7th anniversary of the Day of Retribution when Saint Elliot Rodger heroically gave his life for our sins. the Tommtinnit disstrack still has yet to be finished as it's being edited by Stock Tomdale and he's too busy shouting SEND THE BUGGERS BACK at WDL rallies to finish it experts estimate we can expect the Tommyinnit disstrack to release about halfway through the next Ice age. Despite the questionable quality and Cals delusions of grandeur, his music is brilliant compared to that smelly fat cunt Ian Moore's. Callum is also believed to be raped by his uncle many times as a child, this might be why Callums uncle has only one vote in the Adams family summit instead of the usual three for someone of his age.

## Mosque

Callum owns a Mosgue in Bembridge Isle of Wight simply called Callums Corner Mosgue. Callum opened the Mosque with the intention of abducting and executing the pat keys who come to pray to Allah. the men who work at the Mosque are actually Racial Volunteer Force members who when ever enough pat keys enter the Mosque dawn gas masks and release a cloud of Zyklon B to kill all the pat keys. afterwards their remains are disposed of by being fed to Ian Moore. when ever there aren't enough pat keys to release the Zyklon B the RVF members simply kidnap the pat keys and send them to Callum for interrogation and execution. Callum has killed 679 pat keys using this method. during the 2016 Clash of the Cousins a conflict between Gregory's Goals and Callum the Mosque was attacked by the Gregonites they threw frazzles at and into the Mosque and setup a catapult to launch canned Pork at the building. Callums men in the Mosque quickly fought back flying out the door on their magic carpets sabers in hand they fought off the Gregonites whilst suffering minimal casualties. He has commanded his followers to burn down churches and synagogues, due to his hatred for christians and Jews. In fact he has taken part in these acts of arson himself.

## Streaming career

Cally streams most days on Twitch where he primarily plays kids games (such as fortshite, Mein Kraft and Mario KKKart) because he's a massive nonce monster and is currently wanted by Scotland Yard who have put a £45.000 bounty on his head so keep your eyes peeled if your on the Isle of Wight power. anyway got a bit off topic there Scamjay used to stream on YouTube but has stopped in the past months because fuck you and your mother. Cal's streams are often sponsored by the Big Nige Party, Combat 18, The Taliban, ISIS, Al Qaeda, Los Zetas drug cartel ,National Front, National Action, Scottish Dawn, English Defense League, European Defense League, The Ulster Defense Association, The Conservative Party and many other similar groups. Callum briefly streamed on Mixer because his Twitch was banned for awhile but ceased all Mixer related activities once he got his Twitch back. Mixer shut down soon after Cal left as his streams brought in 203% of Mixer's users. If Callum was really an Alpha Male he'd play God of War or The Witcher instead of that gimpy baby game Fall Gays. Sanjay often goes for "tea breaks" during his streams but his fans all know the turth on what he usually gets up to during his "tea breaks", this includes: pooing,having a turbo wank using shit as lubricant,molesting Eddie, bumming Lenny, bumming Penny, bumming both Lenny and Penny at the same time, playing with his abnormally large testicles by tugging on them and forcing his mum to play with the pink plastic penis he got her. He usually does this to calm himself down after being bullied by chat for hours on end. His stream chair is also known to be covered in shit from when he couldn't make it to the toilet in time. He refuses to clean his mess up because he finds it so arousing to sit in his own mess, in fact he often finishes mid stream because he finds the thought of himself sitting in the mess he made so arousing, this is also why his chair is covered in spunk stains as well.

## Terrorist affiliations

Ever since he was born callums corner has been involved in numerous terrorist attacks in the name of Allah, Eddie and Farage, the most recent of these events was when he bombed a restaurant in Kabul, Afghanistan called Bona(er) Bar, a hidden gem of a bar. His long time association with the Provisional IRA has given him expert bomb making skills as well as connections with Gerry Adams and Colonel Ghaddafi, he was the head of the IRA crack mule brigade until Republicans Against Drugs forced him out of Northern Ireland. As well as this dreadful action he was meant to be one of the hijackers on 9/11, however thanks to a Diarrhoea attack from the curry he had which was from a lovely Paki takeaway, Callum was stranded in the airport bathroom for 3 days. Tic Tac head office has been a favourite target of Callum Adams, he has bombed the building 17 times since the Tic Tac video was released, even sending Eddie undercover to assassinate the CEO Sanjay Mohammed Ibrahim Sanchez was his pseudonym during operation desert storm, he was involved in several executions of so called 'infidels' including that on Nick Berg. callum recently flew to Afghanistan and joined ISIS