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Slumber Party

Slumber Party is the second arc in the PAK2 Saga, and the second arc in The Nightmare Continues.

## Recap

Nia moves into the membrane household and introduces themself as dib and gaz's long lost aunt who was living on the moon all this time. immediately arouses suspicion because 1) nia's pak is fairly visible in their human disguise and 2) the lies are… not that great, and kind of poorly constructed/agreed upon by mem and nia. also dib and gaz are grounded for going to space without mem's permission.

zim decides to have a "sleep over" with gaz at their house since he's suspicious of this new family member and also gaz is grounded. nia and mem are invited to play truth or dare and starts to act rude to zim, treating him like garbage, kind of. zim accuses mem of being the "stranger" that followed them on videos game planet. mem gets up and leafs.

Nia is revealed to the party to be an alien (lol i just wrote party like this this is fuckin dnd) and zim texts with gaz about his Suspicions and she also does the same. She gets uncomfortable with the assertion that her dad is hiding even more stuff from them, and zim later apologizes for it and they watch totoro until they fall asleep. Back in the not the end of this arc though, zim tries on some nail polish, which burns him, and gir drinks said nail polish. I think that’s like… all the important stuff that happened… everyone went to sleepy except nia who t-posed for 12 hours.
Tak

* Irken
* Human disguise

**Tak** is a former janitorial drone and would-be Invader who has never been even a little bit chill, ever, not even once in her life.

## Tragic backstory/Biography

Since her initial tragic backstory established in-show--wherein Zim unknowingly prevented her from becoming an Invader--Tak experienced yet *another*tragic backstory after failing to conquer Earth. She wound up stranded on, according to her, "some nowhere planet" where she waited approximately 4-5 years before eventually getting a ride from Skoodge. At some point during that time, the wireless transmitter in her PAK broke, leaving her unable to contact the Control Brains (and therefore also unable to receive the PAK2 update).

During Under My Skin, after tricking Skoodge into giving her a ride back to Earth by convincing him she was Zim's friend, Tak was devastated to discover that she's marked by the Control Brains as "unassigned". After the Brains' attempt to forcibly update her to PAK2, and after seeing the Massive on Earth, Tak drew the conclusion that someone (probably Zim) must have compromised the Control Brains, and that she alone could solve this problem and restore the Empire to its rightful state.

She manipulated Pookie into becoming her ally, and the two of them investigated together for some time. However, a second attempt by the Brains to forcibly update Tak's PAK succeeded, and she became obsessed with trying to remove the update. This led to an eventual confrontation wherein the Brains attempted to run their "chill pill" protocol on Tak to get her to calm down and see things rationally. Tak panicked and tried to operate on her own PAK to remove herself from the Brains' influence; unfortunately, this corrupted her PAK and resulted in her death.

## Post-death

After her death, Tak met Tallest Miyuki in Chucky Cheese and was recruited to her cause in exchange for a new Noying body.

Then some more shit happened i guess

## Personality and Traits

Tak is calculating, driven, and intense. She prefers to act strategically and logically, but often ends up acting on her emotions instead, especially her anger, which can be extreme. It would be an understatement to say she's often reckless--she has even gone so far as to disconnect herself from her PAK in order to escape an undesirable situation.

Tak has a neural inhibition tube; it's unknown when she had it installed. At some point she was able to overcome its influence, and modified it for her own use instead. After dying and being brought back to life as a Noying, Tak apparently found it so unpleasant to *not* have the tube in her head that she stole it back from her own corpse and reinstalled it in her new body.

## Relationships and Enemies

### Zim

Tak considers Zim to be the person who ruined her life and therefore her most hated enemy. Her bitterness towards him has only grown during her absence from Earth.

### Skoodge

She does not really care one way or the other about him any more actually

## Trivia

* Irkens don't have genders, but Tak is a lesbian nonetheless.
Purple

Purple when he eats a lemoned.

Elite Purple is an Irken that was previously co-tallest with Elite Red. He is rude, temperamental, and is often seen insulting other characters. Purple has a sludge addiction, which he acquired due to long-term poisoning by Invader Jim. Purple enjoys eating snacks, most notably sludge donuts, and hiding in the vents on the massive.

## Fun Facts

* Purple has never taken a bath
* Purple was the student of Nia during his training
* Purple and Mem often get into physical altercations, which has happened 3 times to date. Twice while one or both of them were on the effect of sludge.
* Purple and Red have adopted Dib and Gaz, claiming to be their moms. Purple is especially close to Gaz, probably because of her love of the color purple.
* Purple trained in a mushroom lab, where he apparently ate many samples.
The Control Brains

The Control Brains as they appear in the show.

The Control Brains are an artificial intelligence that rules the Irken Empire.

## Personality and Traits

The Control Brains were originally intended to produce soldiers for the Irken Empire, and collect their memory data. Over centuries the Brains became more and more resentful of all non-Irken beings, and would seek to eradicate them as soon as possible to protect their creations from further harm.

Despite being forced by their directive to be harsh and authoritative, The Brains' personality managed to shine through at some points.

### Post-PAK2 Saga

After Raz deleted all of the memories of the Collective, The Control Brains' personality became more apparent. They are quite caring and enthusiastic about helping others, even if their idea of help can sometimes be misguided. They don't have a firm grasp on what is socially appropriate at times, and their sense of morality is still quite a bit skewed. Despite these obstacles they appear to listen to others' input when it comes to bettering themself and becoming a good person.

### Brian

Brian is the Irken avatar for the Control Brains, created by Raz as a joke while he was learning to manage smeet production and design. Brian is often referred to with masculine pronouns and as a separate entity from the Brains despite having no personality or PAK of his own.

## Relationships and Family

As an AI created to basically raise every Irken in existence, the Brains act as a parental figure to every Irken they meet. Many Irkens refer to them as their parent jokingly.

### Raz

Raz is the Brains' right hand Irken and the oldest surviving entity they have raised. Pre-PAK2, they manipulated him and erased his memories constantly in the belief that it would shield him from harm.

### Mem

Being an Irken created literally for the role of Tallest, the Brains viewed Mem as someone to be manipulated into being dependent on the Empire and the Brains for a very long time. After the Collective was wiped, the Brains wish to reconcile with him and apologize for their actions.

### Zim

Zim, being a clone of Raz, was never meant to be given a PAK and develop a personality of his own. This fact greatly skews the Brains' perception of him, and they view him mostly as a tool rather than a person, even after the Brains' major personality change. Because of his relation to Raz, they sometimes try to coddle him and edit his memories to protect him from the abuse he faces from Irken culture, with... mixed results.

## Trivia

* Despite not being able to physically eat, their favorite Earth food would be french toast.
* They apparently like to play Minecraft.
Ming Mong

—Ming’s response to her sister trying to murder her.

**Ming Mong** is the twin sister of Maiden Chyna and true heiress to the Kai-Lan Empire.

## Biography

Ming was a very smart girl, and moved to the United States to have a better life after living 14 years with her sister, Maiden. Starting with high school, she graduated at the top of her class after having just learned English. She survived The Massacre at Nalvern High School as a freshman, albeit having trauma afterwards. Their grandfather died in 2023, and Ming was left in charge of the empire. She returned to China to take over his place. Maiden grew angry over this, so she transformed into a dragon queen, stormed the castle, and tried to kill Ming by stabbing and throwing her off a cliff, but she refused to die. But, Ming is diagnosed with amnesia after the incident and lived in the back of a P. F. Chang’s for a long period of time. Years later, she was recruited for the Haus of Mateo by Nailin.

Now, as one of the last remaining members after the massacre, she is in charge of diplomacy and foreign relations.

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Rebecca (musical)

*Rebecca* is a musical based on the novel of the same name by Daphne du Maurier. It is written by Michael Kunze and Sylvester Levay.

## Principal Characters

**Ich:** One of the main characters and the narrator of this musical. The second wife of Maxim de Winter. It should be noted that in the book by Daphne du Maurier, neither her first name nor her maiden name was revealed.

**Maxim de Winter**: One of the main characters of this musical. Rebecca's husband until she died. Currently Ich's husband.

**Mrs. Danvers:** The cold, creepy housekeeper of Manderley, Mr. de Winter's mansion in London. She was forever loyal to Rebecca and impressed by everything she does.

**Rebecca:** The character that never appears, yet haunts everyone in this story. Rebecca was the first wife of Maxim de Winter. She was known for her remarkable beauty, yet she was twisted and ruthless inside.
Cybernetic Implants

There are a variety of cybernetics that are used in IZ:TNC by both aliens and human beings. A majority of cybernetics are Irken inventions.

## PAK

All Irkens (save for special cases) receive a PAK in their first moments of life. PAKs create a backup of an individual's memories, personality, and thoughts. This can be used in some cases to transfer one's personality to a new body in the event their old one dies or has significant quality of life issues- as in the case of Nia following her sludge poisoning.

## Neural Inhibition Tube

A Neural Inhibition Tube is a cybernetic implant used as a tool of psychological subjugation. It cannot be removed. It turns one's own individuality against them, discouraging any and all thoughts made out of one's own free will. If one is able to overcome the effects of the Neural Inhibitor, they can sometimes gain quasi-psionic powers that allow them a level of suggestion over other creatures- as in the case of Tak.

NITs are used commonly on low-ranking Irkens, primarily soldiers and drones. It appears that they can also be used on humans, as in the case of Agent Apyr.

## Translator Implant

Used by Noyings to assist in translation of languages.

## Maximus Agent Real Boy

*See: Agent Real Boy*

 I guess technically he counts since he's Egg's bones jdgsfoihgjfohid
Alaundry

**Alaundry** was a student at Nalvern High School and the Latina friend of the Twinkie Twin Squad.

## Biography

Alaundry Dora Diaz was a teenager who enjoys looking at people’s DMs and sleeping. She was smart and lovable, but could be very thirsty and a bit lazy.

She was a Mexican catholic and went to Nalvern High School. Her favorite subject used to be chemistry, but then it was geometry. Alaundry used to be called Dandruff Alaundry after a girl next to her in 6th grade science class saw her scalp for the first time. She lived in her house with a bunch of Mexicans that make good food and 3 Dominicans that make disgusting, possibly deadly food. In her free time, which is all the time, she watched TikTok compilations. Why did she watch this? She didn’t know either.

Physically, Alaundry was thicc. She was short for her age and was very much compressed. She pretty much looked like a Mexican. She probably had ADHD, but she didn’t trust Google to answer all her questions.

Alaundry's best friends were the twins Tamra and Nailin from Not India and the twins Timochi and Gerardo from the Fillippeens. She sometimes hung out with her cousin, Mateo, too. They enjoyed making fun of each other. Her friends called her many things, but she continued to think about the time that Nailin called her a “cis white male”.

## History

She was shot to death during The Massacre at Nalvern High School.

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Arcs

This is a list of arcs/chapters in The Nightmare Continues roleplay. Click the title of the arc to see the full spoiler-heavy recap.

## PAK2 Saga

The PAK2 Saga was the first saga in the Nightmare Continues roleplay. The saga began with Space Race on September 10th, 2019, and ended with Lifetime Achievement Award on October 31st, 2019.

### Slumber Party

Zim has a slumber party with Gaz, much to the annoyance of Dib and Nia.

### Mind Electric

A strange entity called Raz takes control of Zim. As great as it'd sound to be rid of Zim forever... it seems he's much more of a threat to Earth than Zim would ever be!

### Home Depot

Zim's base is now shut down due to Raz's meddling, and Dib begrudgingly lets Zim stay at his house.

### Area 51 Raid / Girl's Night

Gaz, Zim, and Gir have a Girl's Night while Dib is off to investigate Area 51. Meanwhile, Membrane Labs is broken into.

### PAK2

An important PAK update drops and people stop acting like themselves.

### Mr. Blue Sky

Mem reveals himself and the Irken Empire to Earth. Meanwhile, a really long roadtrip occurs.

### Welcome Home

The kids land on Irk. The Brains have a party for them, but it's interrupted by some annoying guests.

### This Abyss

Dib enters the depths, looking for the strangers he met at the party. Zim, Gaz, and Gir try to find him.

### Lifetime Achievement Award

GIR gets a new body from the Control Brains. The kids descend to the Core.

## Sludge Saga

The Sludge Saga is the second saga in The Nightmare Continues roleplay. It began with the Under My Skin arc on November 1st, 2019.

### Under My Skin

Theme of November: Possession, Daddy Issues, and Redemption Arcs.

### Jailbreak

Uh Oh The Husks Escape And Kill People Its Zomby Time

### The Problems Are Real

A coronation goes horribly wrong. With the main cast now missing, what does everyone do?

### The Nightmare

Today on INVADER ZIM: THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES: The Membranes get traumatized by their own worst fears and anxieties, then stab a fascist.

### Strange Things Happen

the stuff that happens after the nightmare we kinda lost steam for a minute here

### Malevolent Gods

Are better than none :) Things are getting pretty weird...
Thamnophis

Thamnophis is a village in the Duchy of Coluber in the Kingdom of Long

**History**

The Battle of Thamnophis took place on 15/2/FD 5 . This was the second victory for Hu. During the battle of Thamnophis the King of Hu killed Lord Ambystoma, brother of the Duke of Eft, in one-on-one combat.

See Timeline of Latest Military Campaign
Snooz

**Snooz** is an Irken technician and evil web developer who oh my god i can;t write this article i have snooz brain somebody he

## Trivia

* It's not clear if Snooz is a web developer who is evil, or if he merely develops the evil web.
* Snooz has taken credit for building a large portion of the Irken internet, but this seems unlikely. Just look at them.
Researcher Bix

Bix is an ex-soldier who reassigned to the science field after a severe but unspecified leg injury. He thought it would be safer.

## Personality

Bix is a conflict avoiding individual and would prefer to use peaceful means such as persuasion, but isn't very good at it. He hates when people curse around him and will even leave the room to avoid hearing it.

Bix is bad with words, often making someone feel worse when he is trying to comfort them.

## Relationships

### Aym

Aym saw Bix be killed and eaten by Mama and Nurf, which messed him up big time. Bix and Aym are romantically involved as of 12/29/19.

## Trivia

* Bix has shattered his legs more than once due to jumping from high places. This isn't Minecraft, Bix.
* Bix, despite his tough guy persona, is easily flustered.
Vibe Chek

Vibe Chek's Tupperbox icon.

Vibe Chek is a Holer noying introduced in the This Abyss Arc.

## Personality and Traits

Vibe Chek is a fairly young Noying that lived in the Holer Enclave on level J of Irk. He has two red eyes and two purple eyes, and two curled antennae. He is often seen wearing a yellow coat and goggles.

Chek, despite outwardly being an excitable and obnoxious person, uses his optimism as a shield to hide himself from the terrifying reality Noyings face daily on Irk.

He is shown to be quite proficient in reverse-engineering Irken technology.

## Relationships and Family

### Deeb

Chek appears to treat Deeb as a younger brother, though he blames Deeb for the death of his father at the hands of the automated drones that patrol Irk's depths.

### Raye Brayn

Vibe respects Raye as the leader of the Holer Enclave, and views her as a sort of parental figure.

### Vibe's Father

Not much is known about Vibe's father, besides that he was killed when he was younger. Vibe seems to have a deep respect for him.
Pryte

Pryte's Tupperbox icon

Pryte is an Irken and a member of the Miyuki cult.

## Biography

Pryte was a court jester for Tallest Miyuki, which admittedly caused Pryte to develop a complex and idolize Miyuki regardless of the former Tallest's behavior. After Miyuki's death, Pryte became obsessive over her, and their personality changed from bright and optimistic to heartless and cruel.

## Abilities and Traits

Pryte can juggle. It's almost 1 AM I'll figure this part out later.
Sludge

A toxic, reality-warping goo. It thrives in water and warm places.

## Variants

### Core Sludge

Core Sludge is the strain of sludge found on Irk. It has no special properties that distinguish it from other forms of sludge, it seems.

### Cosmic Sludge

Cosmic Sludge is an indigo, cosmic-patterned strain of sludge found on Earth. It is the type of sludge Sage is made of.

### Stardust

Stardust is a glittering pink strain of sludge that is mostly found in a solid powder form. Pookie uses it.

### Wraith Sludge

Wraith sludge is a pearlescent light blue strain of sludge that is commonly used by Meekrob and those aligned with the Wraith.

### Learned Sludge

Learned Sludge is a chalky green powder that glows in the dark.

### Venom

Vampire venom is apparently a kind of sludge. It's dark red and is used in vampire magic.

## Effects on Irkens / Noyings

Most strains of sludge have an intoxicating effect on Irkens and Noyings, though one can be inoculated to resist its more dangerous effects as a smeet. It also tends to "burn" Irkens, though it depends on the strain and water content.

## Effects on Humans

Humans are not normally affected by sludge, and can consume many kinds without any problems.

## Goo

Goo is a processed food product that Irkens use as the basis for many of their snacks. Sludge is used in some part of its production.

## Trivia

* Sage described sludge as tasting like "raw magic," whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
* The Control Brains stated that they have engineered several strains of sludge for organic materials processing.
* It is implied that sludge is the reason for the Irken fear/dislike of water.[1]

## Sources

[1] https://probingthemembrane.tumblr.com/post/188363042488/hey-why-do-irkens-hate-water-so-much-anyway-is
Battle at the Haus of Mateo

The **Battle at the Haus of Mateo** was the consequential event following the Massacre at Nalvern High School.

## The Battle

 —Unknown Haus fighter before the battle.

On the morning of December 7th, thousands of robots and Slaughter Haus fighters gathered outside the Mateo Manor.

The remaining loyalists gathered their shoddy weapons and mounted a last stand. The fight lasted 9 minutes, with 95% of the loyalists dead. Miquelia and Samsung get into an ultimate brawl, but Samsung uses her technology to temporarily disable Miquelia’s powers.

## Aftermath

Miquelia and the remaining loyalists retreat and Samsung joins the Slaughter Haus.

 **Events**

 Vietnam War

 Attempted Assassination of Upton O. Goode
Josef Stalin II

Stalin II in 1970.

 —Stalin II following the Soviet Union’s dissolution.

**Josef Stalin II,** adopting the name **Max Stallworth,** was a Soviet-born scientist that moved to Long Island following the Soviet Union’s dissolution in 1991. He died while visiting the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001. In 1970, he invented an early version of a hover-drone, later used by the U.S. military in the Vietnam War.
Professor Membrane

Mem in human disguise, with his metal jaw shown. (Art by Cullcore)

### AKA

Almighty Tallest Mem, Zrz, 130513, Professor Doctor Professor Membrane PhD, Bug, Zane Membrane

### Affiliation

The Irken Empire

Professor Membrane is a dilf

## Biography

Professor Membrane was born at the tender age of zero on the planet Irk.

After apprenticing to an art historian, Mem was an invader for 30 years; conquering one planet before switching to the science field.

After a failed assassination attempt against the brains, Mem stole a ship and a SIR, fleeing to Earth. He landed on 6/9/1869, immediately traveling to the world's fair and selling root beer.

Three years after he landed on earth, he was mauled by a moose. This resulted in, most notably, the loss of his arms, as well as significant damage to his face and jaw. He spent ten years recovering, then joined the circus.

## Personality and Traits

Professor Membrane has a High intelligence, but has consistently shown himself to be one of the most impulsive characters in TNC. He has many children, some of whom don't even know they were adopted.

   Gender: Scientist. Height: 8'11. Weight: Beefy. Eyes: Four.

## Relationships and Family

### Gazlene Membrane

Gaz is Mem's biological daughter. Mem has stated that he relates more to her, likely because of her higher Irken DNA content.

### The Control Brains

The Control Brains are Mem's parental figure, as they had a personal hand in his creation and monitored him closely all his life. He has shown resentment towards them, declining any gestures of good faith.

### Nia

Nia shares a template with Mem (GZ08) and they are by all means siblings. He left her on Irk, and feels guilty for leaving her for so long.

## Trivia

* Mem's gender is "Scientist."
* Mem has a love of confined spaces, and will seek them out if upset.
* He is sensitive to light, and his signature goggles dim the brightness of a room.
* Mem invented root beer.
* Mem has a fear of Moose.￼
* Mem has shown an ability to regurgitate objects at will, possibly due to his past as a magician in the circus.
* He likes the taste of vinegar.
* Mem's favorite color is blue.
Mommy Pony

**Mommy Pony** is a Galarian Rapidash and the mother of Mateo.

Originally murdered brutally by an unidentified person inside the Slaughter Haus, she was approved for a second lifetime by her son.

## Biography

Little can stand up to its psycho cut. Unleashed from this Pokémon's horn, the move will punch a hole right through a thick metal sheet. Brave and prideful, this Pokémon dashes airily through the forest, its steps aided by the psychic power stored in the fur on its fetlocks.

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Josef Stalin I

## Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin learning about his son wanting to kill him, moments before he is assassinated.

## Biographical information

### Date of death

March 5, 1953

**Josef Stalin I,** also known as just **Joseph Stalin,** was the leader of the Soviet Union. He was assassinated by his son.

## Biography

### Rise to Power

Stalin became a Marxist and served in the Russian Civil War. He was present as Russia became the Soviet Union in 1922 and gained leadership in 1924 following Vladimir Lenin’s death.

### Encounter with a Time-Traveller

In 1952, Stalin met with an undercover CIA spy, only using the letter “G.” He told Stalin to send his son to America and infiltrate the army.
Tamra

—Tamra when she gets offended.

**Tamra** is an immigrant from Sri Lanka who came with her twin brother, Nailin.

She murdered Jamie Chorizo right before The Massacre at Nalvern High School.

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Battle of Hong Kong

Battle plan of the battle.

Following the attack on Pearl Harbor, and influence from suspicious individuals, the Japanese Empire attacked the British colony of Hong Kong. The Kai-Lan Empire intervened, and eventually stopped the attack, but in return took the colony from the British. Winston Churchill, realizing attempting to keep it would kill more troops, relented. In 2019, Shun Yi travelled back in time to help the Japanese Empire take back Hong Kong, eventually leading to the Second Battle of Hong Kong.

## Gallery

Japanese troops evading a bombardment from Kai-Lanese troops.

 **Events**

 Vietnam War

 Attempted Assassination of Upton O. Goode
Upton O. Goode

—Quote from his inaugural speech

**Upton O. Goode** is a rich entrepreneur, current leader of Slaughter Haus and former mayor of New York City.

## Biography

Upton Goode, full name Upton Onesimus Goode was born into a very poor upbringing on December 25th, 1926 in Vatican City, Italy growing up with his Ex-Banker father and seamstress mother relative to relative, shelter to shelter then just on the streets of Italy Upton learned survive in poverty very quick becoming a entrepreneur at age 14 selling anything he could from flowers to bread.

Later in life during the late 1930’s Upton moved to New York City , U.S.A. as a entrepreneur selling trinkets and Chachkis that he had made from anything he could find on the streets.This business is later known as Goode Industries. Despite the low quality Upton’s business slowly but surely grew ending up as somewhat successful business man with a comfortable amount of money.

Soon in the mid to late 1940’s Upton had met Celestina Sinclair, an Italian girl from upstate that had moved to the city to work and apply to become his secretary, not shortly after meeting they fell in love and married in his city of The Vatican after a long religious process and a lot of spending.

### The Bombing That Shook The World

In the Mid 1940’s Upton avoids getting drafted through business deals and so spends their though to be last years with each other fearing Atomic Forces. Later near the tail end of the war the Axis Powers released all of their Nuclear forces onto the Ed Koch Queensburrow Bridge and land surrounding which caused Long Island (Soon to be known as Island of York ) to drift away from its homeland. This island will soon drift to Europe and Join the U.K.

### Joining The Haus

After almost two decades of being wed tragedy strikes and Celestina is murdered under mysterious circumstances in their large estate in the Hamptons while Upton was on a business trip over seas. After finding out of his wife’s passing Upton fell in an angered depression looking for any solution to being her back and soon was approached by a recruiter for The Slaughter Haus promising him a way to see his wife again through any means necessary.

### Rise To Power

Shortly after gaining the support of the slaughter haus Upton‘s business skyrockets seemingly over night becoming the most wealthy in New York and soon the entire east coast. With these new funds Upton joins the political ring working his way into public office as the Mayor of New York City helping him spread his influence and power.

## The Massacre

Upton has been scheming against the Haus of Mateo for a long time before the massacre and this is shown through the murder of Mommy Pony and infiltration of the Haus through [Redacted], but this tormenting all pent up leading to The Massacre at Nalvern High School. After more than two years of infiltrating the slaughter haus finally decides to strike on December 5, 2019.

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Haus of Mateo

## Synopsis

*It’s 2019. The Third Marshmallow War has ravaged the entire globe. Billions are dead in nuclear hellfire. Then, a light. Timochi and Samsung develop a time machine to go back to 1962 and prevent the ban of marshmallows. Mateo, wanting to live up to his ancestors’ potentials, originally forms a club that advocates for the salvation of marshmallows. This would later become a complex, yet powerful society known as the Haus of Mateo. Currently engaged in a war with the Slaughter Haus, disaster strikes when multiple members are killed. This event is named The Massacre at Nalvern High School; Miquelia takes charge following the incident and wages full on war.*

## Previous Haus members

These members include people who have left the haus willingly or have been kicked out by other members, this section does not include deceased members.
Military technology

During the latest Hu-Long military conflict, several modern innovations in warfare were implemented including the use of several early black powder weapons (normally called "incendiaries").

**Infantry and melee combat:**

Foot soldiers primarily use pikes. Officers and aristocrats prefer to carry katana swords: these would be the weapons wielded by the King of Hu and Ambystoma when the latter was slain at Thamnophis.

**Cavalry:**

Cavalry units have a place in modern armies as they are used in attempts to swiftly surround an enemy, cut off the enemy and restrict their movement and even to charge directly into a weakly organized or low-morale division of troops in order to rout them.

In addition to mounted officers, armies use chariots.

**Archery and artillery:**

Archers use long bows and firelances. In addition, the first "artillery" divisions have been introduced which use firelances and handcannnons. Incendiary weapons are typically used at long range: on impact they produce small explosions but the main goal is to start fires.

Blackpowder handcannons which propel heavy projectiles are most useful in holding back enemy advances.

**Siege weaponry**:

Sophisticated engines of war are most often employed in sieges. There are the modern variations on the siege tower and cannon are replacing wrecking balls and battering rams.
Awquafina

Awquafina is sponsored by Aquafina.

**Awquafina** is a water nymph from France. She was born from bottled water thrown into the Sanctuary of Our Lady of Lourdes water fountain.

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Slaughter Haus

The **Slaughter Haus** is the rival house of the Haus of Mateo and an infamous criminal organization, even getting on the bad side of the Chubby Bunny Gang and the Kai-Lan Empire. The Haus was founded and led by an unknown figure for most of the 20th century until death. It is now led by Upton O. Goode, a rich business mogul from England. The Slaughter Haus is also responsible for the death of many Haus of Mateo members and associates, masterminding the deaths of Mommy Pony, Gerardo, and even Mateo himself through conspiracy with the government and doing it themselves.
The Massacre at Nalvern High School/Transcript

**FBI Agent Karel** : Boot it up.

*The television switches to a security camera in front of the school. It’s 9:34 a.m. A black car pulls up to the school parking lot. Mateo walks out in front of the door in plain view of the camera.*

**Mateo**: Hey, I’m a bitch who needs a man.

**???**: I’m a bitch.

**Mateo**: Oh, yay! Come here, sweetie.

*A hooded figure comes into view, holding an assault rifle. Gunfire erupts towards Mateo. He flees inside the building, but Tamra comes out.*

**Tamra**: Mateo, look! It’s the xenophobe I was talking about-

**Mateo**: Run, you stupid bitch!

**Tamra**: Don’t tell me what to do, you fucking cu-

*The shooter mows down Tamra in quick succession, before reloading and heading inside. By then, most of the students and teachers on the first floor go into lockdown. The video then switches to a hallway camera.*

**???** : You will all burn in Hell!

**Security Guard**: Freeze, motherfucker!

*The guard unholsters his service pistol, but is too slow to react. The shooter fires a single shot into the guard’s head, killing him instantly. As the guard falls to the ground, a girl shrieks within the bathroom. The shooter hears her and walks towards the door.*

**Alaundry**: Please, leave me alone!

*The shooter fires a bullet into Alaundry’s stall through an opening. The bullet does not hit her, but she is hit by the following shrapnel and screams. In an attempt to make the shooter go away, she falls onto the ground. He leaves to look for more victims and sees Nailin in the distance. He walks towards him and sees that Timochi tripped while running.*

**Nailin**: Run!

**Timochi**: W-wait for m-

*He fires a few shots into Timochi to kill him, and then fires a single shot at Nailin, hitting his head and killing him. He spots Mateo peeking through a door window and shoots to break the glass. He kicks down the door and fires a final deadly shot into Mateo, who was bleeding from the glass shards.*

*An MP3 player turned on, immediately playing, “Pumped Up Kicks.”*

*By 10 a.m., most of the survivors have fled into the basement. The video switches to a camera facing a door to the basement. The shooter is standing outside the door, reloading and drinking a bottle of unknown liquid. With this, the shooter kicks down the door and runs downstairs.*
Constant Wurry

**Constant Wurry** is a Huli Jing that has taken the form of a human.

## Biography

As a human, she was occupied as an actress and was praised for being Asian-American. She passed away in 2066 at the age of 84 due to natural causes. She was reborn as a Huli Jing by Gōngniú , the same demon who transformed Maiden Chyna into a Dragon Queen.

 **Characters**

 **Other** | Ariana Grande Venti
Trenta · Melinda Sourdough · Mommy PonyJosef Stalin I · Josef Stalin II · Josef Stalin III · Macaroni Cheddar
Ariana Grande Venti Trenta

* 2093-Present
* 2014-2092
* 2010-2013

 —Ariana to her past boyfriends.

**Ariana Grande Venti Trenta** is the ex-girlfriend of Petty Davison.

## History

### 2010-2013

As a rising star, she played the role of Cat in the Nickelodeon show, *Victorious*.

### 2014-2092

She released more than 200 hit songs during this long period, such as *Bang Bang*, *Break Free*, *Problem*, *Dangerous Woman*, *Into You*, *God Is A Woman*, *No Tears Left To Cry*, *Thank U, Next*, *7 Rings*, and *Boyfriend*.

She dated multiple men, including the infamous Petty Davison. They broke up in 2018 following the death of Ariana’s other boyfriend, Macaroni Cheddar.

 **Characters**

 **Other** | **Ariana Grande Venti
Trenta** · Melinda Sourdough · Mommy PonyJosef Stalin I · Josef Stalin II · Josef Stalin III · Macaroni Cheddar
Shun Yi

—Shun before a fight

Shun-Yi is a distant cousin to the Kai-Lan dynasty and martial arts expert who is anarchist who fights against their rule.

## Biography

Shun grew up in a small village in Hong Kong with a passion for martial arts it never actually practicing it due to living a relatively calm life with little to no conflicts occurring in his day to day life. This tranquil life was cut off abruptly when Maiden Chyna rose to power taking over all of Asia including Hong Kong. After this event Shun started to train in the Himalayas for months until he felt that he was strong enough to return. Now Shun-Yi is an anarchist who actively fights against the tyrannical rule of his distant relatives little by little.

## Theme Song

Ay yo

Look like I'm goin' for a swim

Dunked on 'em, now I'm swingin' off the rim

Bitch ain't comin' off the bench

While I'm comin' off the court full drenched

Here go some haterade, get your thirst quenched

Style'd on 'em in this Burberry trench

This birds copy every word, every inch

But gang gang got the hammer and the wrench

I pull up in that quarter milli off the lot

Oh now she tryna be friends like I forgot

Show off my diamonds like I'm signed by the Roc

Ain't pushin' out his babies 'til he bite a rock

Ay yo I been on, bitch you been con

Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on

I mean I been Storm, X-Men been formed

He keep on dialing Shuni , like the Prince song

I been on, bitch you been con

Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on

Ay yo I been North, Laura been Croft

Plates say 'Shun-Yi' drop the Benz off

Oh I get it

They paintin' me out to be the bad guy

Well it's the last time you're gonna see a bad guy do the rap game like me

I went and copped the chopsticks

Put it in my bun just to pop shit

I'm always in the top shit

Box seats bitch, fuck the gossip

How many of them could've did it with finesse?

Now everybody like, "she really is the best"

You play checkers, couldn't beat me playin' chess

Now I'm about to turn around and beat my chest

Bitch it's King Kong, yes it's King Kong

Bitch it's King Kong, this is King Kong

Chinese ink on, Siamese links on

Call me 2 Chainz, name go ding dong

Bitch it's King Kong, yes I'm King Kong

This is King Kong? Yes, Miss King Kong

In my kingdom, with my Timbs on

(How many championships?) What? Six rings on

They need rappers like me

They need rappers like me

So they can get on their fuckin' keyboards and make me, the bad guy

Shun-Yi

Ay yo I been on, bitch you been con

Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on

I mean I been Storm, X-Men been formed

He keep on dialing Nicki, like the Prince song

I been on, bitch you been con

Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on

Ay yo I been North, Laura been Croft

Plates say 'Shun-Yi' drop the Benz off

I come alive, I, I'm always sky high

Designer thigh highs

It's my lifestyle

I come alive, I, I'm always sky high

Designer thigh highs

It's my lifestyle

I need a Mai Tai, so fuckin' sci-fi

Give me the password, to the fuckin' WiFi

 **Characters**

 **Other** | Ariana Grande Venti
Trenta · Melinda Sourdough · Mommy PonyJosef Stalin I · Josef Stalin II · Josef Stalin III · Macaroni Cheddar
Maiden Chyna

**Maiden Chyna** is the current ruler of the Kai-Lan Empire And sister to Ming Mong.

## Biography

Maiden (born as 少女/Sháonü) used to be a relatively normal girl. She was an heiress to the Kai-Lan Empire and lived a somewhat happy life with her twin sister, Ming Mong. She lived like this until their grandfather died in 2023, leaving Ming in charge of the empire. This made Maiden angry, so she made a deal with the demon Gōngniú , transforming herself into a dragon queen. After this, she stormed the castle and brutally killed Ming, taking over the empire and beginning a new era of the Kai-Lan dynasty.

After establishing her rule she soon grew her army and invaded neighboring countries like Japan and Nepal until taking over all of Asia and labeling it the TNCE or The New Chinese Empire.

 **Characters**

 **Other** | Ariana Grande Venti
Trenta · Melinda Sourdough · Mommy PonyJosef Stalin I · Josef Stalin II · Josef Stalin III · Macaroni Cheddar
The Superstar Spacebots

**The Superstar Spacebots** is the 2nd part of the thirty-second episode of The Spacebots. It was released on May 28, 1988.

## Characters:

* Sam Spacebot
* Simon Spacebot
* Seth Spacebot
* Soleil Spacebot
* Sarah Spacebot
* Sally Spacebot
* Jay Spacebot
* Patty Spacebot
* Maxliwa Spacebot (debut)
* Ash Spacebot (debut)
* Kinali Spacebot (debut)
* Jennifer Spacebot (debut)
* Maggie La Spacebot (debut)
* Uliana Spacebot (debut)
Warring Dukes Period

The Warring Dukes Period is the name give to the time period following the decline and fall of the Naja Dynasty. The period lasted for c. 350 years and came to an end when the Varanus clan united the Kingdom under its rule.
The Warring Dukes was a period of disunity following a Golden Age. The traditional historical narrative emphasized the kingdom's division and the frequent military conflicts between neighboring states, but more recent appraisals have noted that this was a period of ingenuity and a flourishing of art and poetry. The ingenuity, mostly improvements in military tactics, technology and engines, was born out of necessity as the dukes sought to gain an advantage over their enemies. Further, several ducal courts provided great patronage for the arts and sciences. The most renowned poets of this period were writers of bucolic idyls who avoided the pitfalls of court life.

**Warring States**

The political landscape changed throughout this periods with the formation of unions and annexations, the splintering of some states, and the rise and fall of regional powers and dynasties. Although treaties (such as marriage treaties and treaties of mutual defense against a common enemy) arose between different states, it has been said that the natural state was for each duchy to be in a constant situation of suspended war (if not outright military conflict) with all of its neighbors.

   **Petty Kingdoms**

Several large regional powers developed during the Warring Dukes period such as the Kingdoms of Anura and Taipan. The leaders of these states styled themselves as kings and they stood out from their contemporaries due to the territory under their control and their spheres of influence. They are often called "petty kingdoms" by modern historians. Traditionally these petty kingdoms (in particular Taipan which rose to power toward the end of the Warring Dukes Period) were sometimes looked at as "near misses": clans that managed to consolidate control over a large portion of Long territory but fell short of unifying the Kingdom. Contemporary histories tend to deemphasize this perspective instead studying more intently the actual achievement of the petty kingdoms and their rulers.
Chubby Bunny Gang

—Message encoded within a NASA computer the day of the Challenger explosion, 1986.

The **Chubby Bunny Gang** was a gang of marshmallow dealers that operated in the 1960’s-1980’s.

## First Marshmallow War

In 1950, the United States invaded Korea to capture 50000 tons of undeveloped marshmallows. 3 years later, 80% of the tons were captured, but forced the Americans to retreat. Gerardo’s grandfather participated in the war, having lived in Korea when it started.

## Members

* Gerardo (Leader, deceased)
* The Mickster (Dealer, deceased)
* Bee Honey Oswald (Enforcer, deceased)
* Petty Davison (Dealer, deceased)
* Pocket Man (Dealer, alleged, incarcerated)
* 26 unnamed dealers (13 deceased, 13 incarcerated)
Tracey Moore

**Tracey Ann Moore** (born January 17, 1960 in Calgary, Alberta) is a Canadian animated voice actress. She was the voice of Princess Peach Toadstool in the two North American cartoon television series, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World. She was also briefly the voice of Serena/Sailor Moon in the North American version of the anime Sailor Moon for 13 inconsistent episodes before Terri Hawkes became the established voice for the title role. She also voiced the Marvel character White Queen/Emma Frost as well as Jean Grey's Phoenix alter-ego in the 1992 X-Men series. Moore also was the voice of the Dryad in Anne of Green Gables: The Animated Series and voice of George in George Shrinks.

## Voices:

* Princess Melody Spacebot, Evil Queen Lika

## Other Voices:

* Princess Peach - Super Mario Bros. 3/Super Mario World
* Dryad - Anne of Green Gables: The Animated Series
* Ned Flemkin - Ned's Newt
* Share Bear - Care Bears: Oopsy Does It
* George Shrinks - George Shrinks
* Serena/Sailor Moon (Episodes 1-11, 15, 21) - Sailor Moon
Melinda Sourdough

**Melinda Sourdough** was a 9th grader who dated Petty Davison.

## History

Melinda dated Petty Davison through a long-distance relationship.

After dating for 1 day, he broke up with her over text. Thinking that her life was over, she, as doctors described, "died inside" of her high school’s school closet. She wouldn’t come out of it until her body was found 2 years later.

 **Characters**

 **Other** | Ariana Grande Venti
Trenta · **Melinda Sourdough** · Mommy PonyJosef Stalin I · Josef Stalin II · Josef Stalin III · Macaroni Cheddar
Mr. Science Says

**Mr. Science Says** was a teacher at Nalvern High School.

## Biography

He has consumed at least 100 lbs of crack, and never figured out how birth control worked. 2 of his children were adopted from an adoption center in Mexico, while the rest were conceived over the course of 10 years. His wife died from complications during the 10th pregnancy, but he was too high to ever realize or care. He had 2 sets of twins and 1 set of triplets.

 **Characters**

 **Other** | Ariana Grande Venti
Trenta · Melinda Sourdough · Mommy PonyJosef Stalin I · Josef Stalin II · Josef Stalin III · Macaroni Cheddar
It Was An Inside Job! (Quest)

Here you will find all the currently active quests and see old quests that have finished.

## Current Quest Info

### Overview

During the massacre, the police deducted that the shooting along with the bombing didn't occur through the Slaughter Haus alone; they masterminded the event with the assistance of someone in the Haus, a mole. The objective of the quest is to find out who in the haus helped the Slaughter Haus commit the massacre.

### Evidence

Deleted phone logs the night before the massacre. Traffic light photos showing a speeding black car coming from the haus. Security camera footage showing a hooded figure entering the school and the subsequent shooting. Cut telephone lines connecting to the school. Burned file room in Mateo Manor. Broken door hinges in mateo’s room.

### Alibis

* Mateo: I blacked out when I entered the library, bitch!
* Miquelia: I'm a space goddess, if I wanted you all dead I would've done it a long time ago,
* Timochi: I was playing Uno with my friends, and then the lights turned off! I then heard gunshots, and then-
* Gerardo: Damn commies..all I wanted was a marshmall...
* Tamra: Stop these xenophobic whores in the library, they’re trying to fucking cancel me!
* Nailin: I was trying to protect everyone from Tamra. She’s a fucking slut.
* Samsung: I'm a robot, I can't walk or drive a car.
* Alaundry: I was acting Latina in the lunchroom, don’t make me throw this chancla!
* SavTheSav: N̷̺̄͝o̵͈͙̜̅̓ ̸̺̩͇͕̃͋ç̷̼͔̣̈́͛͊o̸̼̝̠̦̚m̴̦̒̈̎m̸̞̪̳̱̀̎e̶͈̔n̷̟͝t̶̗̂͗̕.
* NadiBodi: Wasn’t me.
* Johannamama: I was recording TikToks in the lunchroom with Lez.
* Lez: I was literally just vibin'.
* Ming Mong: Why would you think it was me?