Gallifreyan Buccaneer

## The Very Model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer

The Very Model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer singing The Very Model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer because they're The Very Model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer

### Producer

Sixie

A song which is much better than The Modern Major General. It is the only song ever.

*I ... am the very model of a Gallifreyan buccaneer,*

*I've information on all things a Gallifreyan holds most dear.*

*I've linked into the Matrix through its exitronic circuitry,*

*I understand dimensional and relative chronometry.*

*I'm very well acquainted too with matters of the Capitol,*

*I'll give you verse and chapter on panopticonian protocol.*

*I've been into the Death Zone and I've played the Game of Rassilon,*

*Rassilon? Assilon? Bassilon? Aha!*

*With pestilential monsters that I got a lot of hassle from.*

*With pestilential monsters that he got a lot of hassle from!*

*With pestilential monsters that he got a lot of hassle from!*

*With pestilential monsters that he got a lot of hassle-assle from*

*I understand each language and I speak every vernacular,*

*I'll conjugate each verb obscure, decline each line irregular.*

*In short in every matter that a Gallifreyan holds most dear*

*I am the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer!*

*In short in every matter that a Gallifreyan holds most dear*

*He is the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer!*

*I've tackled shady Castellans with devious behaviour*

*I've sparred with Time Lord chancellors like Thalia, Goth, or Flavia.*

*In fact on some occasions I've held office presidentially,*

*Though maybe I won't mention I was ousted out eventually.*

*I know just how it feels to be a wanted man and on the run,*

*but wouldn't leave the carefree buccaneering life for anyone.*

*Though sometimes my adventures seem absurdly operatical,*

*Operatical? Hatical? Patical? Aha!*

*With ups and downs and twists and turns and incidents piratical*

*With ups and downs and twists and turns and incidents piratical!*

*With ups and downs and twists and turns and incidents piratical!*

*With ups and downs and twists and turns and incidents pirati-ratical!*

*I've sailed the seven seas of Earth and all the oceans of the Moon,*

*My trusty true Type 40 is my Gallifreyan picaroon.*

*But is this really what the average Gallifreyan holds most dear?*

*I wonder what they think about this Gallifreyan Buccaneer.*

*But is this really what the average Gallifreyan holds most dear?*

*We wonder what they think about this Gallifreyan Buccaneer.*

*But...*

*I've defeated evil robots such as Daleks, Quarks and Cybermen.*

*I've overthrown dictators from Tobias Vaughn to Mavic Chen.*

*I've rescued helpless maidens from the devastating Viking hordes.*

*Vanquished Autons, Axons, Dæmons, Krotons, Monoids, Vampires, Voords.*

*I've liberated planets and delivered them from total war,*

*saved Earth, Manussa, Dulkis, Skonnos, Earth, Tigella, Earth once more.*

*In short I know I am the truest Rassilonian legate.*

*Legate? Decate? Hecate? Hecate? Hmm, not sure if that's canonical. Aha, I have it!*

*And so to Time Lords all I say remember me to Gallifrey*

*A sentiment we all agree remember him to Gallifrey!*

*A sentiment we all agree remember him to Gallifrey!*

*A sentiment we all agree remember him to Galli-allifrey!*

*I'm not content to just observe - I am a bold adventurer,*

*though other Time Lords mock this Gallifreyan interventioner.*

*I know in every matter that a Time Lord really should hold dear*

*I am the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer!*

*We know in every matter that a Time Lord really should hold dear*

*He is the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer!*