Canae Dian

**Canae Dian is a Teilfing Lurker in the Deep Warlock and Member of the Firebreathing Kittens Guild.**

“The Eldest” ( https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Eldest ) is an
Aboleth that has lived so long that it thought it had seen it all. That is until through various obviously magical means it was contacted by a Levistus Tiefling named Canae Dian.

Canae Dian was (and is) evil. He has suffered many defeats by the
forces of good over the years until one particularly strong divine smite
 to the noggin jarred something loose. An idea.
Whether it was a warlock patron or an evil clerics god, failure in these
 evil ranks often meant torture, death and eternal suffering. Needless
to say enticing others to join your cause was difficult under these
circumstances. The forces of good on the other hand things like
‘happiness’ and maple syrup and a pleasant afterlife, even in failure,
as long as you die for your cause…

Canae saw which way the wind was
blowing and realized when the final battle between good and evil was
fought the forces of good would be overwhelming. Thus his plan….
The long con. Canae would “Do Good” in order to convince others to join
 his cause. He would rescue the princess so that when the king offered a
 boon he would simple say “When the final battle between good and evil
happens consider being on my side or even just take the day off how
aboot?” He would stop and help the trader replace a broken axel on a
cart and subtly suggest that “Payment is not necessary but we could use a
 man such as yourself in the final battle between good an evil so keep
that in mind please and thank you!”
With this plan in mind he sought a patron as he knows “doing good” was
not always easy and the more power he had the BIGGER good he could do.
He choose “The Eldest” for two reason:

1) A being as ancient as it is it likely can appreciate a plan that will
 take some time… having existed so long it is likely no longer “rushed”…

2) The Eldest has likely “seen it all” by this point so may appreciate a
 plan that takes an “out of the box” approach like this….

SO with plan and patron in place Canae Dian began a life of adventuring.
 Seeking out those in need always with the thought that “the road to
hell is paved with good intentions”… There has been some “bumps” along
the way as he often has difficulty telling right from wrong but has
found that traveling with “do gooders” is a good way to figure out these
 sort of moral conundrums… If all else fails he has his lucky/unlucky 20
 sided die that when a particularly troublesome decision presents itself
 he can roll and let fate decide if his actions are good or evil… (Odd =
 Do the thing, Even = Don’t do the ting)

NOTES:

- Is basically an “Evil Canadian” including the whole cold vibe…

- Pact of Chain Imp will be named “Dag” and will have what looks suspiciously like a beavers head…

- Will try to “glob on” to good aligned PC’s particularly cleric/paladin types so they can help him learn right from wrong.

- Occasionally will have a Canadian accent to varying degrees including Verbal Spell Components such as:

Eldritch Blast = Timbits!

Ray of Frost = I hope you brought your toque!

Create Bonfire = Welcome to Dragon’s Den!

Unseen Servant = I summon Mr. Lahey!

Expeditious Retreat = Pitter Patter Let’s Get At ‘Er!