The Weird Tanks (Fanon)

The Weird Tanks are pretty much any randomly made tanks with names generated from a site called “Random Weird Word Generator”. Here they are(divided into 6 clusters).

## Cluster 1

### Lapidator

The Lapidator is a weapon tank that acts as an alternative Gunner.

#### Design+Technical

The Lapidator looks like a Gunner, but the 2 frontmost cannons have tinier cannons under them. Also the side cannons are wider.

#### Strategy

Use this like a Gunner. The side cannons can lock novice players in(thinking they’ll be powerful), while the stacked cannons can do most of the work.

It fires stacked cannons on the frontmost sides(the main cannons then the secondary ones), and the wider cannons to the further sides act normally.

Going against it, use high spamming tanks like the Streamliner, to out-gun it. A body upgrade like Forge would be preferred.

## Cluster 2

### Zootaxy

The Zootaxy is a weapon tank that prioritizes spawning “Flank”-Sentries.

#### Design+Technical

The Zootaxy has 3 minion spawners, placed 120 degrees from each other. They are all dark gray, like the shell of the Smasher line.

It is a minion tank, op so it spawns miniature tanks. It spawns Monos with 2 additional cannons(120 degrees from each other) that have turrets.

#### Strategy

Due to having Auto-Flank minions, it can flood enemies with bullets, if being targeted or not. It can still be annihilated though, so try keeping your minions as close to you as possible.

Idk what to go against it. These will be tested in test servers to see what is best against it.

### Oniomania

The Oniomania is a body tank that shoots bullets with turrets+clones itself.

## Oniomania

AAAH. I CAN’T STOP BUYING STUFF, BULLETS, TURRETS, PROBES, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

#### Design+Technical

The Oniomania has a regular cannon with a non-shooting turret(indicating the turrets the bullets have). It also has a dark grey ring around it, indicating it clones itself.

The Oniomania shoots Sentries(supposed to be bullets) and also clones itself. The clones(called Probes) have the same power as the base tank. The tank itself can only clone itself twice.

#### Strategy

Even with probes, the Oniomania is still generally weak, so anything can kill it(that is, if the opponent is skilled enough).

### Frontogenesis

The Frontogenesis is a weapon tank that fires clusters of bullets that fire their own clusters.

### Name Meaning

Creation of a weather front by meeting of air currents

#### Design+Technical

The Frontogenesis looks like it has 3 stacked drone spawners, even though they’re cannons.

The Frontogenesis shoots bullets at a fast pace(with spread, for balance), but the bullets spray an UNGODLY amount of their own bullets(with half the effectiveness of regular bullets, balancing, duh). The 3 barrels it has take turns firing, but still fire a lot.

#### Strategy

This tank is very good. The absolute incinerating amount of crap that comes out of it can annihilate even a Streamliner-Ziggurat. Drone tanks can possibly mess you up, since you have no back defenses.

Use a build like Overlord-Mothership to FLOOD the Frontogenesis with drones, but try getting them fly around the Frontogenesis, so it will hit the back(guaranteed win for opponent).

### Mulctor

The Mulctor is a weapon tank prioritizing spamming a HECK load of traps.

## Mulctor

The master of an unneeded amount of caltrops

### Name Meaning

To extract money from someone by fine or taxation

#### Design+Technical

The Mulctor has 2 stacked trapezoidal Trapper cannons.

The Mulctor’s cannons take turns firing, but that doesn’t really matter, because they SPAM traps. Each individual cannon has a reload time of 0.5, and the trap’s lifetime is 6-8.

#### Strategy

Honestly, just out-do it with Streamliner-Forge.

### Acharné

The Acharné is a weapon tank prioritizing being able to have an unrealistic amount of drones that explode.

#### Design and Technical

The Acharné looks like a Gunner but the cannons look like trapezoids. The frontmost ones are wider then the furthermost.

The Acharné is a drone tank, but unlike normal drone tanks, it only spawns them when clicking space or E, as if they were bullets. The drones also explode into 4 accelerating shards when they die.

#### Strategy

You can demolish A LOT, considering 1, you can have an inifnite amount of crap, and 2 that each drone explodes into 4 ACCELERATING shards.

Be VERY careful around it, it can instantly shred you with drones or shards.

## Cluster 3

#### Design and Technical

The Retorsity looks like a Commander in front and has a unique barrel in back. It has an outwards trapezoid for the first part, rectangle for second and inwards Trapperzoid for last.

The Retorsity is, weird. It shoots bullets in the forms of drones in front, and spawns 6 sided stars, which are supposed to be boomerangs, so they launch backwards(depending on where they’re facing) when dying.

#### Strategy

Please don’t use this(well, you technically can’t since I don’t give people my codes anymore. It is about the weakest of the

## Biocentric

Sir, we understand you want to build a car, but the gasoline, gas will hurt the animals and environment 🙁🙁🙁

#### Design, Technical and Strategy

The Biocentric has a non-shooting trapezoid which has another trapezoid on it, a lot thinner then the previous. Also the thin trapezoid has 2 slightly longer trapezoids to the sides of it.

The Biocentric’s trapezoidal cannons(not the widest one) spray tiny clusters of bullets that have a slightly shorter lifetime than most tanks.

The Biocentric can only get really close to enemies to damage them, but hey, you have good side defenses.