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Clyde

> *"Clyde is a terrorist, anarchist and the most despicably, vile person to ever tread on this earth." - Bruce from IT*
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## Clyde

### Aliases

Vile
Despicable Him

The true form of hatred

The Cumbrian Thornton Loyalist

### Affiliation

TACA
Thornton Stationery Company - Paris Branch

Jebidiah Thornton

### Occupation

Possibly Dead, otherwise he's being a terrorist.

## Appearances

### Debut

2002

Clyde was possibly born on 14th November 1979 due to the fact that this is the highest recurring date mentioned by people that have met him (though others suspect it might be 19th August 1972). Clyde started out as a relatively normal person living a normal life until he turned 18 in which he snapped due to everything being too normal and decided to become a terrorist and started out working as an intern for TACA. He slowly built himself up until he finally got his own operation (2001) which entailed him stealing the biggest Christmas Tree in America (Enid, Oklahoma). Clyde ultimately failed and was captured by local police. He was freed from his prison by TACA and unwittingly formed BATTY in the process.

Clyde tricked and began working at the Thornton Stationery Company - Paris Branch but was fired in 2003 by Denzel Pepper after he discovered Clyde's background. Clyde was arrested by local French police but Clyde had planned ahead and when questioned on his crimes Clyde responded with "Is it?". This utterly confused the police who then began to contemplate on what he had said, allowing him to walk free in the process.

After taking a break in the Bahamas, Clyde fought Jasper Scunthorpe in 2004. It is unclear who the winner of the battle was but both parties didn't emerge victorious.

Clyde was responsible for the destruction of Abdullah's favourite laptop. It is unclear and doesn't make sense why Clyde did this but he quickly became public enemy no.1 in Abdullah's and his fellow employees at Westminster Corporate Branch's eyes.

After being hunted by Abdullah for 16 (with Bruce and Simon joining his search after they were hired in 2019) years, Clyde resurfaced in 2021 and became a loyalist to Jebidiah Thornton due to Clyde possibly also having worked for Thornton Weaponry at some point. Clyde was the Cumbrian Thornton Loyalist that was tracked down by Hugo Higgins and Mr. Muttley and was later beat to a pulp by Robert Warburton in a WWE style match. It is unclear what happened after these events as Robert set the ring on fire, though Clyde's body was never discovered.
Dr Charanjeet Singh

Dr Charanjeet Bryan Singh (born 18 June 1958) is the Regional Director of Sales of Thornton Stationery Southwark Branch, as well as a qualified Doctor for the NHS. His hobbies include archery, knitting, and war reenacting with his best friend and brotha' from anotha' motha' Vincent Valentine.

## Dr. Charanjeet Singh

### Relatives

Vincent Valentine (Brother from Another Mother)

### Occupation

Thornton Stationery Regional Director of SalesNHS Doctor (1992 - 2002)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Hazel with Golden Flecks

Dr. Charanjeet works part-time as a doctor in Inverness, however works full-time for Thornton Stationery. He lives in a two bedroom flat with the aforementioned Vincent Valentine.

Charanjeet was born to a working class family in the East End of Glasgow in June 1958. Charanjeet had a troubled upbringing growing up, his intentions and his heart were always in the right place but things would often end up in violence. This is most evident when Charanjeet ended up
Camden Branch

Camden Branch was established in 1932.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Priscilla Blythe - Regional Branch Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Jeremy Humphrey - Regional Sales Director
* Isaac Wyncall - Sales Representative
* Christabell Stoke - Sales Representative
* Daniel Bridgeman - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Benjamin Travis - Chief Accountant
* Georgia Stark - Accountant
New York City Branch

The New York City Branch of Thornton Stationery Company was founded in September 1987.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Dequan Wimbleton - Regional Branch Manager
* CJ Johnstone - Assistant Regional Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Dick Wayne - Regional Sales Director
* Barbara Fraser - Sales Team Leader
* Troy Miller - Sales Representative
* Stacy Davidson - Sales Representative
The Thorntoniers

The Thorntoniers are a group of men employed by Jebidiah Thornton in 1992 as part of his take-over of Cragglethorne Stationery. The men would steal people, with weapons provided by Thornton Weaponry, who disagreed with Jebidiah, and have done that ever since their beginning.

The men are described as tall men (around 6'5) in long black trench coats and bowler hats. According to surviving eyewitnesses they have bright red lips, pale blue eyes, and no eyebrows.

They also have worked with The Thornton Assassins and were supposedly disbanded after Jebidiah was arrested and put on trial for company mistreatment.

## The original Members

* Xavier
* Johnston
* Vladimir
* Stephen
* Gru

The Thorntoniers were reformed by Jebidiah after he was kicked out of Thornton Stationery and supposedly hide out and watch on his private island on the Scottish coast.
Corruption

## Disclaimer

This is taken directly from VsBattle Wiki, all credit goes to the admins and members of the wiki.

## Summary

**Corruption** is the ability to "infect" someone or something with one's power, making said person or thing into a different being or state of being than it was before. This ability can be similar to Mind Manipulation (and potentially some of its facets) or Possession, in that the opponent becomes what you want them to be, but normally, once infected, the "corruptor" doesn't have to do anything for the "corruptee" to become corrupted.

Corruption can possibly be done through the aforementioned methods, along with things such as Disease Manipulation, Biological Manipulation, Absorption, and more, but it can also be done in such a way that there's no other way to classify it other than corruption. Despite the negative connotation of the word "corruption", it's possible for this power to be used to make someone a better individual, though this is an incredibly rare application.

## Types

* **Type 1 — "Natural" Corruption:** Despite what the name says, it's not natural as in it just happens in nature. Natural as in the opposite of supernatural, as in no powers are required for this. Users can use their words or actions to influence those who they are trying to corrupt. This method normally takes a lot of time and almost always results in a change in morals.
* **Type 2 – Physical Corruption:** Using the ability to corrupt the opponent through physical contact. Users of this ability normally have to put a piece of themselves, or the corrupting material if it's not necessarily part of the user, into the target. The corrupting in this case normally acts like a disease, in that it spreads throughout the victim. The ability can potentially be used to mess with any part of the target, be it their body or their mind, though the soul is normally left untouched.
* **Type 3 – Non-Physical Corruption:** Using the ability to corrupt others through non-physical powers. The user's influence can infect the target from afar, bypassing the need to enter the body. Given that this doesn't have to necessarily deal with the body, it can be method that messes with the target the most, as a non-physical based power can potentially affect non-physical based things.

## Limitations

* Strong willpower may be enough to resist
* It may take time for the target to become fully corrupted, so the target may be able to find a way around it.
* Corruption may come with a statistics boost to the target, so if resisted, the user may have done nothing but amplified the target.
* Can potentially be purged from the target after infection, sometimes through means as simple as being beaten down.
* Inorganic lifeforms, most likely robots, may potentially be immune to some usages of corruption due to lacking the proper body to corrupt.
Mable Dragovich

B&M (2000 - 2002)

Thornton Stationery (2002 - present)

Mable Dragovich (born 13 August 1963) is a salesperson at Thornton Stationery Islington Branch, and has been working for the company since 2002. Mable was born in Zagreb, Croatia. Her and her family moved to North Yorkshire in 1972, where Mable stayed until 1982, when she moved down to Hammersmith to go to university.
Æðelstan Fairburne

Æðelstan Fairburne (born 17 December 1980) is an accountant at Thornton Stationery Manchester Branch, and an up and coming poet. Æðelstan is known for his beautiful red locks and lovely beard. Æðelstan refuses to wear suits, and comes to work in full armour, accompanied by his sword named Cynemær, which he talks to.

Æðelstan lives in a small castle in Manchester, where he has no electricity, no plumbing, and no - as he puts it - ''useless modern day fuss.'' Æðelstan is engaged to Dunstan Woodcocke, a man he met in a room with yellow walls.

Æðelstan rides to work on his donkey and loyal sidekick, Dexter Blackmane, son of Wesley Blackmane the donkey who sadly passed in 2019. Wesley had served Æðelstan since 2013, and was given a grand viking funeral in Scarborough attended by 2,584 people, most of whom did not know Æðelstan or Wesley.
Biff Fletcher

Biff Rex Fletcher (born 18 November 1960) was a member of the West Yorkshire Stationery Association for three years from 1983 - 1986.

Fletcher was born in Burngreave, near Sheffield. Although not a great deal is known about Fletcher's upbringing, it is known that his father is called Amadeus. In 1963, Biff moved to Hebden Bridge.

Fletcher met Neil Paramore in 1983, and was soon bribed to join the Association. Fletcher was the private bodyguard of the Management of the Association (Denzel Pepper) and guarded Pepper round Hebden, making sure no thugs would go at him.

Fletcher left the association in November 1986 to move to travel the world. Since then it is known that he has lived in Portugal, Spain, Mongolia, Egypt, East Germany and Italy.
DPDA Case No. 7

The 7th case of the DPDA occurred from the 25th of May to the 27th of May 1991. The case started with a quarrel in a Camberwell petrol station. The case featured the first appearance of Jerome Quagmire. The following Case File is written by Tim Crescent.

## Case File

The 25th of May. 9:23 AM. We, the Pepper boys, were riding in the Pepper mobile, listening to hip-hop music. Cecil was wearing a beautiful yellow and dark blue silk unbuttoned shirt, revealing his sweaty abdomen. Benjamin was wearing a black vest accompanied by an unbuttoned brown hawaiian shirt. We were driving to a Camberwell petrol station to pick up Denzel and Bernard, as we were planning on going to a mental rave. We pulled up at the petrol station, and saw a dark blue car opposite us, filled with devious looking fellows. We got out of the car, and began dancing, and dancing, and dancing. These wankers from the blue car came out of their car, and started laughing at us. Cecil stuck up the V sign to one of them, however quickly regretted it. ''DO YOU PUT UP THE V SIGN AT US, SIR?'' the blue car man screamed. ''YES SIR, I PUT UP THE V SIGN AT YOU, SIR.'' replied Cecil. Again, the man screams ''DO YOU PUT UP THE V SIGN AT US, sir?'' Cecil turned, looking at Benjamin with a worried glint in his eye, and asked ''Is the law on my side if I say aye?''. ''Nay.'' replied Benjamin ''NO SIR, I DO NOT PUT UP THE V SIGN AT YOU SIR, BUT I DO PUT UP THE V SIGN.'' screamed Cecil.

Upon this moment, Denzel and Bernard exited the petrol station, and sensed the trouble. The blue car men's eyes all bolted at Denzel. Denzel was wearing an inspiring outfit. Black silk trousers, a large fake fur coat and his ring. Bernard was wearing a dark blue t-shirt and black cargo-trousers. The men in the blue car got out of the car and raised their knives. Denzel fell to his knees whilst taking his jacket off, to unveil his ferocious pistol, with the initials ''DMP'' engraved on them. (Denzel Michael Pepper). He frontflipped and shot near one of the scummy men's leg. A large black stain appeared on the scummy man's white trousers. He pissed himself. What a neek. ''Ain't nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble.'' declared Denzel.
Robert Ward

Robert Ward is a mad man of the disko and the current owner of TIGHR. He was born in 1994 to Jaoquin and Nancy Ward in Puerto Rico. Robert's dad worked alongside old friend William Tansworth (the then CEO of Thornton Stationery Company) to create TIGHR. When Rob was born, the doctors commented that he looked like he was doing a disko pose.
Jasper's Seven

Jasper's 7 (Or Seven) was a birthday party organised for Jasper Scunthorpe by Denzel Pepper to go clubbing around the north of France. Denzel's team consisted of: Himself, DeSaad Pepper, Wilfred Pebble, Sydney Sinclair, Cecil Longstaff, Vlad Petrov and Mark Wilkes. A timeline of the events was created in order to understand which starts from when Jasper entered The Five Manon's home (He was staying there for his birthday).

## The Timeline

### Day 1

#### 6:00 PM

* Jasper arrives at The Five Manon's home early.
* Searching around, Jasper finds a note to saying The Manons went to Lidl.
* Jasper sits on a couch and notices The Manons dog on the floor, asleep. He goes over to pet and discovers that is in fact dead. Reaching for his Yellow Nokia 3310, Jasper calls the Manons.
* They don't respond
* Unsettled, Jasper notices a car pull up outside and he reaches for his sword.
* Wilfred Pebble and DeSaad Pepper enter shocking Jasper, he didn't know they were coming which makes the dastardly duo sad as they ruined the disko surprise. Jasper shows them the dead dog and turns around to see something shocking...

#### 9:00 PM

* Denzel, Sydney, Cecil, Mark and Vlad all arrive at the port of Normandy.

#### 9:30 PM

* They check into a hotel and Sydney, Cecil and Vlad reveal all of their drugs (Mostly Weed, Ectsay and Trenlain)
Watford Branch

## Employees

**Management:**

* Montgomery Thornton - CEO
* Giles Goldham - Regional Branch Manager
* Johannes Wagner - Assistant Regional Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Remus Clifford - Regional Sales Director
* Constance Donnelley - Sales Team Leader
* Jeff Starmer - Sale Representative
* Faustino Gutierrez - Sales Representative
* Jerald Carew - Sales Representative
* Arthur Lanyon - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* John Stanger - Chief Accountant
* Wesley Grocers - Accountant
* Polly Fletching - Accountant
* Brad Okanagan - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* Trevor Grey- Director of Quality Assurance
* RJ Peterson - Director of Produce Oversight
* Zoë Square - Produce Oversight Representative
* Jamie Lincoln - Produce Oversight Representative
* Nicholas Grace - Customer Service Representative
* Karl Nilsen - Customer Service Representative

**Office Secretaries:**

* Iris Smith - Reception

**Marketing Team:**

* Andy Mooney - Director of Marketing
* Anne Murphey - Marketing Consultant

**Human Resources Department:**

* Rachael Piper - H.R. Team Leader
* Billie Jackson - H.R. Representative
* Lewis Smithson - H.R. Representative
Squirrel

"Squirrel" is the code name or nickname for Leslie Pinkham (27th May 1985) who was a member of the Lemon Brigade and later evolved into the head of security at Letak Lemons.

Leslie was hired in 2005 as a security officer but quickly rose up the ranks due to his amazing fighting skills. He earnt his nickname "Squirrel" after he chewed through a plank of wood to prove to his colleagues that he could do anything.

In 2006, Leslie was tasked with joining and leading the Lemon Brigade which was a group of the best employees of Letak Lemons at fighting. He was later joined with Gunther Bianchi and The Black and Pink Legs Mafia to fight Mr. Capulet and his Gangsters. Squirrel fought Mr. Capulet's son, Thugmaster, but was almost battered by him. However, Thugmaster fled the scene after learning that his father was "dead".

## Squirrel

### Aliases

Leslie Pinkham (Real name)
The Nutjob

### Affiliation

Letak Lemons
The Lemon Brigade

### Occupation

Chief of Security and leader of the Lemon Brigade

## Appearances

### Debut

2005

Leslie later became head of security at the company and he and Gunther Bianchi led the Lemon Brigade full time to protect Letak Lemons from rivals like the dastardly WIBC (after Archimedes Russo died and Domino Mercutio took over). Squirrel was devastated when Witold Letak was assassinated by 12 different assassins from 11 different companies in 2019. Gunther took over the company and Squirrel disbanded the Lemon Brigade as they couldn't save Witold in time, but maintained his position as head of security.

In 2022, Jasper Scunthorpe became CEO of Letak Lemons.

During the events of Jebidiah Thornton's Revenge, Squirrel was shocked to discover that Mr. Capulet was alive and that he had challenged Jasper to a duel. Jasper almost won the duel but was captured by the cheating Mr. Capulet and taken onto a boat. Squirrel decided to reform the Lemon Brigade with Leopold Calvert-Bellingham due to his skills in sailing being second to none. Squirrel and the lemon brigade managed to save Jasper and his friends and made Mr. Capulet walk the plank.
Rutherford Lesley Cragglethorne

Rutherford Lesley Cragglethorne (born 23 November 1791) is the founder of Cragglethorne Stationery Company. Rutherford was born in Whitechapel, and had a tragic childhood. His parents were assassinated by two criminals in 1804. These criminals identified themselves as ''The Stationary Brothers.'' They were so named due to their stillness whilst committing crimes. However, Rutherford wrongly thought that the ''Stationery'' in their name was referring to Office Supplies. Rutherford thus swore that he would found a great stationery company in the name of his mother and father, and as to mock the Stationery Brothers.

**Rutherford** was known as East London's protector for decades, CEO of Cragglethorne Stationery, Patriarch of the Cragglethorne Family and veteran member of the Stationery League. Witnessing the murder of his parents as a child leads him to train himself to physical and intellectual perfection and don a fabulous costume in order to sell stationery. Cragglethorne operated in the Stationery-Cave, beneath Cragglethorne Manor assisted by his butler Johnny Stinton. He also fought an assortment of stationery villains. Unlike most wealthy people in the 1800s, he he was not a cunt; he made use (to the best that he could) of intellect, detective skills, science and technology, wealth, physical prowess, and intimidation in conquest of the stationery world.
Reginald Stationery Inc.

Reginald Stationery Inc. was created when Thornton Stationery Company was Cragglethorne Stationery. It was created by Archibald Reginald 5th in Alsace-Moselle (exact location unknown), who in the words of Rutherford Cragglethorne was a "dirty posho, copycat scum".

It has most of it's branches in France. Reginald Stationery Inc. still works on today but is decreasing in popularity as Thornton Stationery expands its Branches in France. Archibald Reginald 5th was assassinated in 1899 but Reginald Stationery tried to sue Thornton Stationery for assassinating Archibald with no success.

So, in 1900 Jeremiah Reginald (son of Archibald Reginald 5th) took over Reginald Stationery Inc. but was assassinated in 1930. Henderson Reginald (son of Jeremiah) took over but was later assassinated in 1969, this time the assassin was discovered to be Louis Grienchfield whose father (Achille Grienchfield) had assassinated Jerimiah 39 years earlier. It turned out that the Reginald's had insulted the Grienchfield' s so Rod had become angry and taken it out on them. Ferdinand L. Reginald became (son of Henderson) head of Reginald Stationery until 1995 where he was shot with 3 colt revolvers and a musket by The Thornton Assassins on order of Jebidiah Thornton. Now Reginald Stationery Inc. is owned by Robin Reginald (son of Ferdinand) and will probably be assassinated soon.
July 2020 Candidates

Every July, Thornton Stationery Company picks ten candidates to work for Thornton. The candidates that were picked will start working for Thornton in June of next year. This process was started by Andrew Cragglethorne in 1972.

## Candidates

* Emanuel Shepard - Candidate for Haringey Branch
* Mortuus Pulchellus - Candidate for Kingston upon Thames Branch
* Chesney Bentlethorne - Candidate for Kingston upon Thames Branch
David Penzance

Beefy *Gary* O

The Labour Party

The Association of East London Rappers

Local Politician

>  *''I'll piss on you if you don't shut your fat, ugly, gob.''*
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-David to his High School Science Teacher, Dr. Snarpe

David Jordan Penzance (born 25 March 1968) is the regional manager at Thornton Stationery Company - Hammersmith and Fulham, as well as a playboy philanthropist. David is an active supporter of Black Lives Matter and a member of the Labour Party.

Dave was born in Penwith, Penzance, and comes from the long House of Penzance. Established in 1765, the House of Penzance began as a secret wrestling association. In 1803, the House of Penzance created ''The Penzance Beatin' '', an extremely lethal form of fighting.

When David was 4 years old, he was moved to Cathall, London where he became highly respected. David installed a rule by fear. David's headteacher, Randy Johnson attempted to remove David from class due to causing too much laughter. Johnson received a proper Penzance Beatin' .

David's upbringing has been described as ''Bohemian'' and ''Liberal.'' David's room was decorated in furniture from the 1700s, including a grand gothic throne which he would sit on and arrogantly pop grapes into his mouth. David's childhood bedroom had floors of marble and windows of glass.

When David was 9, his family moved to Essex and took a place at the local grammar school. He was reportedly unpopular and irritated the local tory children. David soon gathered a gang of 4 Labour supporters and attempted to begin a riot against the conservative children. This did not end well, and David was put into hospital for three months, where he met an elderly labour activist, Beefy Gary O. Beefy Gary taught David the art of Socialism.

When David was 14 years old, he met Richard Gear (not to be confused with the actor Richard Gear) Gear recalls that David's first words to him were "Your brogues are crap, mate. Look, mine are the proper sort" as he was showing off his leather shoes. Nevertheless, Richard and David became good friends. At the age of 15, they began a small corner shop, which was closed a year later due to a conservative councillor noticing that they were unlicenced. When David was questioned, he said ''Fuck off you cunt, you're not hella bodacious like us, shitto.''

At the age of 19, David took a place at Kingston University where he studied fashion. David quit a year later due to claiming the people there were ''Unfashionable uggos.''

In 1989, David moved to Hackney.
The Street Cats

The Street Cats are a gang of highly intelligent individuals based in Kensington & Chelsea. All of them suffered from poor education due to their working class origins, however they prevailed and became a highly respected and feared gang. The gang worked in kahoots with the DPDA throughout most of the 90s to present day.

## Members

* Ne'Mo Bishop - Supreme Cat (1987 - present)
* Dexter Bankhart - Secondary Cat (1988 - present)
* Elias Robinson - Street Cat (1995 - present)
* Shaquille Swift - Street Cat (1987 - present)
* Baxter Bankhart - Street Cat (1992 - present)

## Former Members

* Cecil Longstaff (1988 - 1990)
* Gladys McKenna (1990 - 1995)
* Shaun Paul II (1993 - 1994)
Mortimer Watkins III

Thornton Stationery Company

Dairy Queen

The Liberal Democratic Party

The Conservative Party (formerly)

Mortimer Watkins III (born 25 December 1987) is a wealthy Scottish business mogul, and co-operative as a shareholder in Thornton Stationery Company. Mortimer used to work as a banker, until he began his business ventures in 2016, after investing in Bitcoin.

Mortimer was born into a wealthy family in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. He attended private school, and was a fierce Conservative supporter until 2013, when he switched allegiance to the Liberal Democrats. When he was 12, he was given the nickname ''Knowledge, Strength, Integrity''
Robin Reginald

Robin Reginald was born in 20 April 1965 to Ferdinand L. Reginald and Jean Reginald. He was raised in his private mansion in South East Bath and was privately tutored until he was 16. He never went to school and played badminton, lacrosse and bowling.

In 1995 Robin's father was killed by the Thornton Assassins, on orders from Jebidiah Thornton. Robin became the CEO of Reginald Stationery Inc. and vowed to continue his fathers legacy. He didn't partake in any legal battles after the assassination since his company was going bankrupt but he managed to bring it back with a decisive marriage.

## Robin Reginald

### Aliases

Prick
Babylon

Pedo

Spiders

### Relatives

Jemimah Reginald - Wife
Alan Reginald - Son

## Appearances

### Debut

1995

Robin married Jemimah Sardinia in 1999 since she was incredibly wealthy and famous. This was a lifeline for the company as Jemimah knew a lot about business and how to control one. Robin was terrified of the possibility of assassination (like his father and grandfathers before him). He hired bodyguards to protect his house and his family at all times.

Robin Reginald stole many books from a library in Lichtenstein and took them home to his mansion in Bath. He later regretted this as he was robbed by DeSaad Pepper and his gang in the famous Reginald Mansion Burglary. He attempted a legal case against them but was shut down almost immediately by Mark Wilkes, a good friend and lawyer to Jasper Scunthorpe.

In 2016, the French Thornton Stationery branches met up and discovered that there was a collaborator with Reginald Stationery Inc. within the company. They were suspected of selling Thornton's information to the rival company in order to surpass Thornton in sales. The culprit was identified as Robin's own son, Alan Reginald, who had used a fake name to avoid any suspicion. He was hunted down until he eventually made his way to a pier in Normandy where he was rescued by his corrupt, immoral father.
The Field

This is a continuation of the Cult story.

The four men walked on for another hour, however, eventually got tired. The snow that had formed the previous night had melted, so it was safe to set up camp for the night. Tim set up his portable tent, and Cecil and Derek were sent to collect wood to make a fire. Denzel was in charge of decorating their campsite to look comfortable and homey. Derek was a small-town man, however, Cecil was an uptown man, used to the big city feeling of Grimsby. Derek was familiar with the countryside and knew how to effectively find good wood. The two ran through the woods like gracious gazelles, having fun, high fiving each other, and hugging each other.

Eventually, the two reached an opening, where they heard a creepy sound. The low growl of a beast. ''Morocco'' said Cecil. Derek took out his iron baton, and got into his attack stance. His cute, fluffy curtains hairstyle swept over his eyes, whilst Cecil's luscious black side-parted hair attached itself to his sweaty forehead. Cecil panted and panted, like a luminescent leopard, but Derek remained composed, protecting Cecil with his ninja-like defence from any possible harm.

Meanwhile, at the main tent, Tim and Denzel were chillaxing to a Stone Roses record, dancing and jamming. Denzel managed to build four luxurious wooden chairs and found some decaying and rusting nesting dolls. Tim took out his sewing machine and sewed himself a new vest with a bright green cloth material.
Beverly Hills Branch

The Beverly Hills Branch of Thornton Stationery was founded in the Cragglethorne expanse to the west of the US in 1987. It has been one of the best-selling U.S. Thornton Branches since it's opening.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins - CEO
* Leonard Collins - Regional Branch Manager
* Albie Fenton - Assistant Regional Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Chad Chadwin - Regional Sales Director
* Maya Weng - Sales Team Leader
* Ferry Penson - Sales Representative
* June Doogan - Sales Representative
* Charles Perez - Sales Representative
* Jesse Clooney - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team:**

* Max Rodgers - Chief Accountant
* Jerry Tries - Accountant
* Janson Maxwell - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* Peter Lincoln - Director of Quality Assurance
* Janice Silver - Director of Produce Oversight
* Otto Johannesburg - Produce Oversight Representative
* Luz Mask - Customer Service Representative

**Office Secretaries:**

* Axel "The Beaver" Nut - Reception

**Marketing Team:**

* Rex Glover - Director of Marketing
* Vladmir Smith - Marketing Consultant

**Human Resource Team:**

* Horatio Crimson - H.R. Team Leader
* Ronald Crompton- H.R. Representative
Elvis Marshall

The Big Boy

The Pencil Maker

Elvis ''Greasy'' Marshall is the CEO of Marshall Stationery Industries, and former Salesman at Thornton Stationery Company.

Marshall was raised in a privileged upper middle class family. His father was a banker, and his mother was also a banker. Elvis was never hugged by any of his parents, and was hit if he cried. Elvis only saw his parents twice a week, and was primarily brought up by his nanny, Lady Annunziata, a strict woman of Victorian Principles. Elvis was not given a mobile telephone until the age of 23, and had to use a Telegraph machine to communicate with his friends, of which he had very little.

Elvis was forced to get a job on his 16th birthday, the job being a salesman position at Thornton Stationery Company - Islington Branch. He was disliked by his co-workers, particularly Albert, who would regularly laugh at Marshall and throw golf balls at him. Marshall was a brilliant salesman, however greed took advantage of him. In the summer of 2009, he founded Marshall Stationery Industries and began stealing clients from Thornton. When Jebidiah found out about this, he was furious. So furious in fact, that he ordered his Thornton Assassins to kill Elvis however, Elvis escaped before they could find him. He got his hold on legal protection and began focusing all his attention on Marshall Stationery.

Marshall Stationery surpassed Thornton Stationery in clients in October 2012. Upon hearing this, Marshall shagged himself. He became the first person to shag himself.

## Gallery

Elvis wearing his glassesElvis receiving a call
Raz Arafat

Raz Arafat (13th October 1995) is the Regional Branch Manager of Thornton Stationery Company - Charleston Branch.

## Raz Arafat

### Aliases

Curry Boy
Curry-Maestro

### Relatives

Vikram Arafat (Grandfather)
Aaliyah Arafat (Grandmother)

Vikram Arafat II (Father)

Irhaa Arafat (Mother)

Vikram Arafat III (Brother)

Gautam Arafat (Brother)

Rohit Arafat (Brother)

### Affiliation

India
USA

Raz's Curry Shop

### Occupation

Restaurant Owner
Regional Director Of Sales at Thornton Stationery Company Charleston Branch
Wilberforce Andrews

Big Willy

Skill Mc'Gill

Wilberforce Andrews (born 2 April 1959) is a Marketing Consultant at Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch. Before 23rd April 2021, Wilberforce worked for Croydon Branch, however it was abolished due to the lack of money from the company.

Wilberforce looks incredibly young for his age of 62. When he walked in to the office, Denzel mistook him for a teen. However, his incredibly good looks are due to the fact that he drinks two gallons of water a day, and eats an incredibly balanced diet. He has also ran the distance from mars to the moon in his 62 years on earth.

Wilberforce is a known bruiser and made himself a reputation for being the bad boy of Kensington & Chelsea. He gets many women and shags many people. In his first day at work he shagged twelve people.
Thomas Plantsworth

### Affiliation

Beckenham Institute for Chartered Accountants (2013 - 2018)Thornton Stationery (2018 - present)

### Occupation

Accountant at Thornton Stationery Islington Branch

## Appearances

### Debut

2018

Thomas William Plantsworth (born 2 December 1987) is an Accountant at Thornton Stationery Islington Branch. Plantsworth began working at the branch in November 2018. Prior to working at Thornton Stationery, Plantsworth worked at an accounting firm in South-East London.
Cecil's Tale of Burnley VS Grimsby

It was the 2nd of December 1989 and Cecil Longstaff was preparing to travel to Burnley from London. Like any other Grimsby game, Cecil was determined to watch it. He got tickets on the train to get there from London Euston Railway Station which required a change at Preston Railway Station to make the arduous journey. Even if no trains were running, Cecil happily would've walked there from London, nothing would stop him from watching his beloved Grimsby.

## Cecil's Tale of Burnley VS Grimsby

### Performers

Cecil Longstaff
The Suicide Squad

### Location

Turf Moor, Burnley, Lancashire, United Kingdom

Cecil arrived in Burnley at 14:37, he immediately ran to Turf Moor to attend the game and was greeted by the Suicide Squad, Burnley's Hooligan Firm, who began abusing him for his race. Cecil was enraged but he stayed calm, he didn't want to risk getting kicked out of the ground, he was in a silent rage. He calmed himself by fantasising about having a little "Talking to," with the hooligans after the match had finished.

The match did not start well for the travelling Grimsby supporters. 14 minutes in, Burnley midfielder Joe Jakub scored from a header from a brilliantly whipped-in cross from outside the box. Cecil began chewing on his Grimsby away shirt collar and top button in profuse anger, he started yelling like a banshee "If Grimsby let another one in then I'm leaving!" He lay down on the floor crying and hitting the floor, this was a tantrum of extraordinary proportions. He started spraying large quantities of rum that he had brought with him at the Burnley supporters calling them "Sweaty, sweaty men," and claiming that they changed his life forever.

This caused major tensions to rise, the same racist Burnley fans from earlier started "Chinky bastard," at Cecil in unison. A massive brawl nearly ensued, and Cecil was ready to throw down alongside his fellow Grimsby brothers. If it wasn't for the stewarding, a fist fight would've occurred, as violent, abusive language, and threats were being said between the two groups. Tensions were rising quickly and hastily both on and off the pitch, the next goal was pivotal as to what could happen next.

GOAL!! Tony Rees, the ex-Birmingham player, slotted the ball into the back of the net in the 41st minute. The Grimsby away fans went wild as Cecil shouted "OH MY GOD, WHAT A GOAL!" Heartbroken, devastated, overwhelmed: the Burnley fans were shocked as their smug looks of superiority and grandiosity were wiped from their faces. Immediately, Cecil ran over to the Burnley section of the ground with an overjoyed, ecstatic, and crazed look in his eyes. He bellowed "HA HA, HAVE IT YOU TWATS!" and proceeded to howl like a wolf into the dimming afternoon sky.

It was half time and the game was at a stalemate with both sides looking like equals heading into the changing rooms. Cecil returned to the away refreshments area and bought 4 pints of Magners cider as no rum was available. He returned eagerly to his seat, alcohol in hand, and was the most confident man in the stadium and he wore the smile of a man who was very pleased with himself and his club.
Simon

Simon is one of the greatest (second only to myself) employees of Thornton Stationery Company of all time. Simon is my second in command at Westminster Corporate Branch and has helped to edit some of the pages on this fandom. Simon is also good friends with the humble Joseph Rodney and Jacob Steves and has helped them with many an IT problem at the Kensington & Chelsea Branch of Thornton. Simon is a great guy with a cool manner of charisma.

## Gallery

Simon, unhappy at the lego shop since his set isn't thereSimon helping Joseph with an IT problem
Taylor Anti-Christmas Agency

The Taylor Anti-Christmas Agency (TACA) is a group of people that have the last name Taylor and completely hate Christmas. They were formed in 1941 by Demetrius Taylor and Hannah Taylor. Soon after it's creation, many people whose last name was Taylor joined and there were 65 members by the end of 1947. After 1947 the group mainly operate by stealing gifts from either a group of people they hate (usually Tories) or a town in Europe. The government has been after them for many years and other companies have sought out their annihilation including multi-billion companies like Amazon and Letak Lemons. TACA was so proud of themselves for committing these crimes that the even named their operations.

The most notable operations performed by TACA includes the 1951 "Operation Tree Teardown" where TACA attempted to steal all of the Christmas Trees in Lichtenstein, the 1969 "Tory Christmas" where TACA stole every single present from Tories in response to the destruction of Scunthorpe (see. Henderson Scunthorpe), the 1975 "The end of Snow" where TACA managed to melt the snow around the whole of the UK and finally the 2012 "The Letak Disaster" which saw an attack on Witold Letak and the destruction of Letak Lemons plantations.

## Taylor Anti-Christmas Agency

### Other Names

TACA
The Real Life Grinch

The Candy Cane Crunchers

The Tinsel Thieves

## Appearance

### Debut

1947

TACA also involved themselves with Alfred Lennie when they burnt down his parents house, sadly killing them in the process, while they were on holiday for Christmas. So, Alfred got his siblings and his party friends to take on TACA and they even managed to kidnap Demetrius Taylor.

## Notes:

* The Agency wears uniforms of yellow and purple with Dark grey ski masks.
* Intel suggests that they bought weapons off of Thornton Weaponry.
* They partnered with The Black and Pink Legs Mafia for a while until Jasper told them not too.
* One of the assassin's present at Witold Letak's death was from TACA.
* Their operations have consistently occurred in Western Europe (though the agency has appeared )
* The Agency is referenced in The Raiders of The Lichtenstein Library to have failed in their operation in Lichtenstein years prior to a Detective Frick.
* The Agency also appears in DPDA Case No. 101 when tried to steal all of the gifts in the town of Hebden Bridge.
* TACA are partly responsible for the creation of BATTY.
* Though TACA are terrorists, they do seem to consistently target people who lean more right wing than left wing.
* TACA are partly responsible for Clyde.
Dante Scrabblepop

Dantie

Big D

Big Chad

Grimsby Electorate

Safeway

Kensington & Chelsea Stationary Branch

Dante Scrabblepop (born 29 January 1959) was an accountant at Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch and failed Tory politician.

From a young age Dante wished to be a Tory MP and strived to accomplish this task. At the age of 8 he ran for the class election but lost with 0.1% of the votes to his name. Dante went into self-exile due to the shame this carried, however returned home a day later.

In 1986 Dante moved to London but unfortunately was arrested 10 minutes after arrival due to him attempting to attack Tony Blair outside of the gates of No. 10 Downing Street. Dante was sentenced to 1 year in prison. Whilst he was in what he referred as “labour central” he mastered the way of the politician from Ferman Swindleton MP Candidate. Swindleton was also arrested for vandalism of 10 downing street.

After being released from jail Dante ran for the local MP and won by a landslide and became the local conservative MP of Grimsby however he was arrested 20 minutes later for allegedly paying year 7s to illegally vote for him. The Grimsby constituency has erased this from their history books.

In 1984, Dante forgot his child in a nuclear factory for three days. He then noticed he was gone, and found him. Dante said to him ''You little fucking shit, you scared me fuckless'' He then disowned his 5 year old. In 1985, Dante earned a Ph.D in Mathematics and took a job at a local Woolsworth. In 1987, he moved to Chelsea to work for the Metropolitan Police, but was fired due to his criminal record. He was offered a job at Cragglethorne Stationery Company - Chelsea Branch in 1988, and gladly accepted it. He was well liked by his co-workers, until he punched Harold, an accountant who worked at the desk across to his.

On the morning of the 13th of September 2021, Dante drove to Grimsby. His hometown. He had a tearful re-union with his son, and spent a wonderful day out. They went to the Grimsby woods, where Dante attempted to teach Billy archery. Billy accidentally shot an arrow through Dante's neck, which killed him within the space of 10 seconds.
The Lemon Brigade

## History

The Lemon Brigade is a group of Letak Lemons' toughest and well trained (in the art of fighting) employees. The group was established by Witold Letak in 2016 to combat local crime lord Mr. Capulet who had begun increasingly more active and attacking more Letak Lemon plantations. The original team was lead by Squirrel and consisted of Bakshi Treble, Bruce Mavers, Pablo Dregger, Dr. Grace Kelly and members of The Black and Pink Legs Mafia.

## The Lemon Brigade

### Other Names

The Yellow Seekers
The Montagues

The Lemon Defenders

## Important Figures

### Affiliation

Letak Lemons
The Black and Pink Legs Mafia

Thornton Stationery Company

## Appearance

### Debut

2006

They captured Gunther Bianchi (Mr. Capulet's adopted son) and taught him of the atrocities committed by his father in order for Gunther to understand the pain being caused. Gunther agreed to help assist Squirrel lead the Lemon Brigade and The Black and Pink Legs Mafia's Thugs on an attack against Mr. Capulet's compound. Thugmaster and Squirrel fought whilst Gunther privately exited the scene to kill Mr. Capulet. Mr. Capulet was expecting this and squared up against his former "son" and fought. Mr. Capulet was supposedly shot by Mr. Lazerooos.

The Lemon Brigade were used on and off until 2019, when Witold Letak was murdered by 12 assassins. Jasper Scunthorpe had the Brigade disbanded due to their inability to protect his brother. Gunther became the CEO of Letak Lemons until Jasper was ready.

### Revival

Within the events of Jebidiah Thornton's Revenge, the Brigade was revived to help rescue Jasper, Gunther, DeSaad Pepper, Wilfred Pebble and Alfred Lennie from a once thought dead Mr. Capulet. This new team was summoned by Mr. Lazerooos and Squirrel. As Mr. Capulet had the gang on a boat, Squirrel contacted neo-pirate and Irishman Leopold Calvert-Bellingham to pilot Jasper's stealth boat and rescue them. The team was rescued and the Lemon Brigade aided the rest of the fight against Jebidiah Thornton.

## Members

### Original Team

* Leslie "Squirrel" Pinkham (2006-2019) - General
* Gunther "Dog" Bianchi (2006-2019) - Corporal
* Bakshi "Porcupine" Treble (2006-2019) - Soldier
* Bruce "Otter" Mavers (2006-2019) - Soldier
* Alan "Wolverine" Brant (2007-2019) - Soldier
* Jane "Shark" Romano (2007-2019) - Soldier
* Dr. Grace "Pilotfish" Kelly (2006-2019) - Doctor
* Pablo "Kingfisher" Dregger (2006-2019) - Pilot
* Witold "Papa" Letak (2006-2019) - Financer

### Revival Team

* Leslie Pinkham (2022-Present) - General
* Gunther Bianchi (2022-Present) - Corporal
* Bakshi Treble (2022-Present) - Soldier
* Jane Romano (2022-Present) - Soldier
* Jacob "Bear" Gillespie (2022-Present) - Soldier
* Smithers "Penguin" Esposito(2022-Present) - Soldier
* Dr. Grace Kelly (2022-Present) - Doctor
* Pablo Dregger (2022-Present) - Pilot
* Jasper "Daddy" Scunthorpe (2022-Present) Financer

### Occasional Members

* Leopold "Sea-Skater" Calvert-Bellingham (2022) - Boat Expert
* The Black and Pink Legs Mafia (2006-2007 then 2022) - Soldiers
* Jasper Scunthorpe (2023) - Duelist
* Craig "Sonic" David (2022) - DJ
Wade O'Connor

Wade O'Connor (born 7th September 1984) is the Regional Sales Director of Thornton Stationery Company - San Francisco Branch and proud co-owner of the O'Conner Store.

Wade was born in San Francisco to Chris O'Connor and Seamus "Shanty" O'Connor after they immigrated from Ireland a few months earlier when Chris was discovered to be pregnant. Wade's brother, Seamus Jr. (though Seamus never uses Jr. in his name) was born 3 years later after their parents had founded a convenience store in San Francisco.

When Wade was 7 years old, his father died in a tragic accident, or so the family thought. In fact, Seamus Sr. had been involved with The Black and Pink Legs Mafia and a rival mafia had gone after Seamus due to his involvement. The Pink Legs decided to give protection to the O'Connor family and gave them a bodyguard.
Southwark Branch

The Southwark Branch of Thornton Stationery Company was founded in 1965.

## Employees

**Management:**

* Hugo Higgins- CEO
* Vincent Valentine - Regional Branch Manager
* Audrey Brown - Assistant Regional Manager

**Sales Team:**

* Dr Charanjeet Singh - Regional Sales Director
* Agatha Hanrahan - Sales Team Leader
* Gerry Gingerbread - Sales Representative
* Javier McLaughlin - Sales Representative

**Accounting Team**

* Jacob Green - Chief Accountant
* Eliza Brook - Accountant

**Produce Oversight Team:**

* James Keep - Director of Produce Oversight
* Lilith Bacon- Produce Oversight Representative

**Office Secretaries:**

* Catherine Stringer - Reception

**Human Resources Team:**

* Clara Styx - H.R. Team Leader
* Johnathon Drevlin - H.R. Representative
DPDA Case No. 6

The sixth case of the DPDA occurred in February 1991, and saw the introduction of several of the DPDA's enemies. The following case file is written by Denzel Pepper.

## Case File

T'was a starry February nite, and I was on the balcony of my Camberwell abode. I turned on the radio, and I listened to the MTV station. Suddenly, my listening of Milli Vanilli was interrupted by a breaking news story. Six criminals have escaped from the local psych ward. Shit. Who were they, I thought? I rang up the Peckham Council and asked them if they had any information. They disclosed me the following names: Jerome Quagmire, Olaf Orwell, Beatrice Bertram, Hickory Addams, Brody Branson, and finally, the most shocking - Elroy Crookes. Curse this wretched reality, curse my luck, curse Elroy! I fell to my knees, and began crying. For 13 years this beastly man had been tormenting me. I lied on the ground, defeated, drunk on my own tears.

It is true, at first I was afraid, I was petrified, but I learnt how to live on. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The next day, we were unprepared for what was to come. Myself and Tim turned on the television and we saw that a HSBC bank in Belgravia was being attacked by Hickory Addams and Brody Branson. Shit. Tim took his Crescent Machete, and I took my Pepper-Spray. There was no time to call the other DPDA detectives, so we hopped in the Pepper-Mobile, and drove up to Belgravia.

When we arrived at Belgravia, the area was full of foolish little mindless goons. They were long legged men dressed in green. Dressed in green, dressed in green, dressed in green, green, green. They declared that myself and Tim shall not be permitted to pass. Tim performed a cartwheel and ran around four of the goons as to baffle them. I performed an expert disko dance kung-fu combination and took down seven of the goons. We jumped over another two of the goons, and climbed up a ladder to somebody's house. We entered through the window, and ran through into their living room, where a balcony was placed. We jumped out of the balcony, onto the terrace of the HSBC bank. We could see what looked like Brody Branson. A brooding man of 6'3, dressed in a dark brown boiler suit. He would not make cheese tonite.

''Praytell young sir, who are you?'' I shouted. He laughed at me and attempted to punch me, however, I bit his fist with my strong teeth. He screamed in pain, and Tim cut his hair off with his machete ''BALDY. HA HA.'' Tim said. I laughed in agreement