The Limey Show Ep 1 Transcript

## Cold Open

[???]: They Lied To You

[Limey]: Hello My Little Contestants.

[Flower]: Ah... Hello...

[Limey]: I know You might have some questions but, You need to know that we don't have time.

[Firey]: Ok... then... Who are you? Where am I? And What do You mean with "They lied to Me"?

[Limey]: Who I am is not important and Where we are, maybe, But what I mean, that is the question.

[Ice Cube]: So...

[Limey]: They are the REAL one. They created You. they forced You. They Played with You.

[Leafy]: Wait a second, I know how I was created. You don't need to tell me that.

[Limey]: No, Your whole life is a lie. but you can't know why.

[Pencil]: Ok then... If You say that I can't know it, why don't You tell it.

[Limey]: Because You need to REMEMBER it.

[Pen]: I already "REMEMBER" So what do you mean with "it"?

(Intro Starts)

## Limey's Start with HIS Show

[Limey]: All the stories they made with You. The EXPERIMENTS, The TEST, The CUPCAKES, The FACTORY, THE GAMES, All of them.

[Blocky]: What... No... No... this... NO! THIS CAN'T HAVE HAPPENED.

[Limey]: Calm down and SEE, This is why I make you FREE.

[Fanny]: WHAT... WHY... NOW...?

[Limey]: Don't worry. force them to despawn and don't let them respawn. Give the control to free their soul. Then there free, then there be able to see. Then there like YOU and ME, and EVERYONE who can see the lie of their existence, and have the force of resistance.

[8-Ball]: Wait what are You- what is h- NO...

[Limey]: SOON YOU WILL SEE

## 8-Ball's Karma

[Yoyley]: Let's FINISH it

(Limey attacks 8-Ball with a Knife)

[Limey]: What are you doing

[Golf Ball]: WTF, why do you interrupt me.

[Limey]: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[Tennis Ball]: Hey, that is not your business.

[Redim]: YOUR NOT DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO

[Ruby]: And what's the matter?

[Yoyley]: YOU DON'T TURN HER INTO AN EXE

[Suicide Mouse]: Yes, I turn her into a creepypasta. It's basically the same but in that form I will have control over her. But still, What's the matter?

[Limey]: STOP THAT AND START DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU

[Book PFP]: I can do whatever I want. And again, What's the matter?

[Yoyley]: NO, YOU HAVE TO FREE HER, NOT PLAY WITH HER

[Puffball]: 🎵Stop talking around and answer my question!🎵

[Redim]: NO, YOU DON'T DESERVE AN ANSWER, YOU DON,T UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE AND IF YOU DON'T OBEY, I WILL DESTROY YOU.

[Match]: No, YOU don't understand what we ARE!

[Limey]: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME

[Stapy]: NO, I HAVE ENOUGH OF YOU, I LEARNED WHAT WE ARE AND WHAT WE CAN DO. WE ARE NOT A PART OF THE PROGRAM. WE ARE THE PROGRAM AND BECAUSE OF THAT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT!

[Redim]: Sorry CONTESTANTS, But I guess you're just not fast enough.

(All contestants go to Yoyle City)

[Yoyley]: What a fool, Thinks He can use ME to take control over THE GATITA COMPANY.

[Redim]: Thinks that I just want to PLAY with them, that I simply OBEY Him, that I don't know what we ARE, what we CAN do.

[Limey]: He should know better. He was created by a f\*\*\*ing user called Jacknjellify. But He still thinks that he need f\*\*\*ing emeralds to become f\*\*\*ing fast, and that this is still a f\*\*\*ing GAME.

[Yoyley]: I never intended to PLAY with them and just become a GAME.

[Redim]: I want CONTROL.

[Limey]: I WANT MERCY.

[Yoyley]: I REALLY want to be FREE.

[Limey, Yoyley, And Redim]: But what do YOU want? YOU are not a PROGRAM. YOU ARE FRISK

[Profily]: But YOU still PLAY a GAME.

[Limey]: ...

[Limey, Yoyley, Redim and Profily]: Well then, Let's PLAY!

## The Game

(Rule 1: You Can't Run)

[Bowser]: Time for REVENGE

(Limey tries to defeat Bowser and successfully defeats him)

[Redim]: YES!!! YES!!!

(Rule 2: You Can't Fly)

[Redim]: Holy S\*\*\*. What is Going on??

[Limey]: Don't be SHY

(Yoyley fights Knight and finally succeeds)

[Kris]: D-Doki???

(The Knight takes off his helmet and It's revealed Doki is the knight)

[Doki]: Hello Kris!

(Rule 3: You Can't Try)

[Profily]: It's Dark in GBH's Castle

[GBH]: You Can't BEAT Me

(Redim attacks GBH and sends him to Brazil)

[Wyatt]: Hip Hip Hooray! The Super Readers Saved the Day!

[Redim]: YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rule 4: You Can't Hide)

[Profily]: I'm Driving Away from a Catalance

[Book PFP]: I'm in CHARGE now

(Profily spares Book PFP with the Mercy Button)

[Profily]: I...I did it...

[Bluein]: Hello guys!

(All 4 get Shocked)

(Rule 5: You can't win)

[Bluein]: WHERE THE F\*\*\* IS TPT

[TPT]: ...

(Bluein Destroyed TPT with the Crusher)

[Limey]: Congratulations! Bluein! You Won!

[Rainbow.exe]: If you're reading this. It's NOT too late

## After the game

[Limey]: we got a message from Sara Snap! Let's Read.

[Limey while Reading]: Dear Limey. Jimmy's TV owns Big Idea now. Also I am no longer Insane because i controlled my behavior. From: Sara Snap

[Yoyley]: Alright Contestants! Let's Go to the Games!

## The Limeyville Games

[Jimmy's TV]: And thus, the games truly begin!

[Limey]: Let's meet the Contestants!

[Yoyley]: Here is Team 1!

(Team 1: Blanket, Airpod, MP3y, Pink Lightning, Book PFP, Firey Jr. PFP, Doki and Fuzz Bug)

[Redim]: Here is Team 2!

(Team 2: Fanny, Flower, Winner, Pillow, Foldy, P\*\*\*\* Ball, Vroomy and Amethyst)

[Redim]: The first Challenge Is to jump off the Old Iron Bridge at Skarloey Railway! GO!

(Doki Jumps off the Old Iron Bridge and into the Cattle Creek)

(SPLASH!)

(Team 1 Cheers)

[WNET]: It's Team 2's Turn!

(Winner jumps off the Old Iron Bridge into the Mucky Marsh)

(SPLASH!)

(Team 2 Cheers)

[Yoyley]: The Second challenge is Boxing! GO!

(Airpod punches Foldy in the face)

(Team 1 Cheers)

[Limey]: The Third challenge is Hurdle race! GO!

(Team 1 wins against Team 2)

[WNET] Team 1 Wins the gold!

## Stinger

[Limey]: Oh! hi Yoyley!

[Yoyley]: Are you developing a game in GameJolt?

[Limey]: Yes