Clickistan before Clickistan

There were many 'proto-Clickistans' before its main form that was formed in 1979. The first prevelant form of Clickistan was 'The Clickistani Kommisariat' which was formed in 1939 - before that you head more into ancient Afghani territory.

## Clickistani Kommissariat

### Flag

Top text says "STRENGTH THROUGH COMPLIANCE", bottom says "FREEDOM RESISTANCE MOVEMENT", at the centre there is the traditional Afghani coat of arms surrounded by a KdF emblem

### National Motto

د موافقت له لارې ځواک (lit. STRENGTH THROUGH COMPLIANCE)

### Population

120 million (1939), <8 million (1940), <1000 (1949)

## Government

### Head of State

Click I (great-great grandfather of Click von Blazkovitz)

### Government

Fascist state under a totalitarian collectivist dictatorship

### Religion

Pre-Clickistani Islam

The **Clickistani Kommissariat** (**CK**) was the first modern Clickistani state (after the Second Emirate of Clickistan) and existed from 1939 until 1949. Not much information is known about the CK's origins as after its collapse, serious efforts were undertaken to practically erase it from existence. What is known, however, is that this was undoubtedly the worst country the world has ever seen, surpassing even Garbania and the UKAE.

### Background

Despite censorship after the fall of the CK, some information regarding its founding is still known. The most evident origins can be traced to the name "Kommissariat", a German term that saw extensive use in WW2 with the political entities known as "Reichskommisariat(e)", puppet states of Germany in occupied territories. The founding party of the CK, the FRM (Freedom Resistance Movement), was originally a minor national socialist party called the NSCAP/NSCWP (Nationalsozialistische Clickistanische Arbeiter Partei/National Socialist Clickistani Workers Party) in the Second Emirate of Afghanistan, however it quickly fell into infighting due to communist/far-left presence in the party. What emerged from the infighting was the FRM (Freedom Resistance Movement), a synergy party combining traditionalism with communism. This party, likely with help from both Germany and the Soviet Union, emerged victorious in the Afghani elections. After winning the elections the party quickly transformed the country into a collectivist dictatorship and established a police state similar to the DDR Stasi. When the winter of 1940 came over 72 million clickistanis died of starvation due to the FRM imposing a strict 100 calorie limit/week for men and 40/week for women, so that the government could export more potatoes. After foreign powers realized what had happened they all issued embargos and blockades to prevent potato exports in order to stop the famine, something which did not work and left the CK with practically no water, resulting in another 40 million deaths. This is commonly called "the tragedy of clickistan" and to this day is not just the deadliest famine, but the deadliest event in human history.

### Fall

After the death of 93% of the CK population and the blockades and embargoes things were very desperate, but the government somehow managed to stay intact until 1949, when Clickistani nationalists captured a potato warehouse and launched a coup, abolishing the FRM government and finally ending the Clickistani Kommissariat by beheading Click I. However by that point the population had been further reduced to less than 1000 people and in the subsequent Third Emirate a mandatory 20 children/mother policy was enforced to repopulate the Clickistani nation, inbreeding was not only common but encouraged, resulting in many birth defects.

## Third Emirate of Clickistan

### National Motto

Clickistan for the Clickistanis, Death to Traitors, Glory to Allah, Curse upon the Jews, Glory to Mohammad, Death upon the Christians, God is the greatest

## Government

### Government

Absolute monarchy under a theocratic jihadist dictatorship

### Religion

Clickistani Islam

The **Third Islamic Emirate of Clickistan**, also referred to as the **Last Emirate of Clickistan** was the successor state to the Second Emirate and the overthrown Kommissariat. Its first leader was Click II, the great grandfather of Click von Blazkowitz. Much like the previous emirates, the Third Emirate was an Islamic Theocracy where the leader (called The Supreme Click) had dictatorial powers to do pretty much anything in the country.

Despite all the ambitious plans Click II had for reviving the country after the tragedy of the Clickistani Kommissariat, the Clickistani people were tired of authoritarian rule and wanted to turn the country into a republic. This culminated in the Clickistani Civil War where Emirate Loyalists fought against republican movements such as the Clickistani Liberation Front and the Anarchist Union of the Clicks.

The Third Emirate was proposed to be a "new awakening" for Clickistan which would forge a "mighty Clickistani dynasty that would last millions of years". In reality, the Emirate lasted only 11 years, as on July 3rd 1960 the last loyalist forces of the ongoing civil war surrendered and the country was turned into a republic.

## Click Republic

### Flag

The flag imposed by Yahweh Krassenstein van de Pornhub a las Soylent del Angriff Trumpenados Bank of America, president of the Click Republic

### National Motto

Liberty, Equality, Human Rights, Science, Tolerance

## Government

### Head of State

Yahweh Krassenstein van de Pornhub a las Soylent del Angriff Trumpenados Bank of America

### Religion

State atheism

The Click Republic is the state that emerged from the brutal Clickistani Civil War which deposed Click II and overthrew the Islamic Emirate of Clickistan. It was ruled by a Clickistani-Jew named Yahweh Krassenstein van de Pornhub a las Soylent del Angriff Trumpenados Bank of America as a liberal democratic socialist republic. The ruling cabinet of Krassenstein was composed of several other Clickistani Jews and left-wing politicians.

For the first time in Clickistani history, the country was a republic and had no state religion. During this period mosques were demolished en masse by the liberal government and a strict policy was put in place that forbade Clickistani teachers from teaching Allahism at schools.

The Click Republic came to an end after Click von Blazkovitz (royal name Click III) assassinated Yahweh Krassenstein van de Pornhub a las Soylent del Angriff Trumpenados Bank of America and overthrew the liberal government and established the country we all know and love.