Lumor Brown

"BRABS! BOOBS! BEEPS! BEEEEEEEESSSS!!!" -Lumor, after cutting a brap in twain.

Lumor Brown was formerly creator of bigblackbraps.com until his site was DDOSed and renamed to bigblackbros.com.

He then goes on a nonsensical rampage in order to change his site back to it's former glory. Sadly, he does not appear to succeed in his mission and dies inexplicably.

## Story

Lumor Brown, creator of bigblackbraps.com, was brapping up a storm, when suddenly, a DDOS attack like no other pushed him to insanity. The next day, he had his website taken down and the domain name changed to bigblackbros.com. He then started getting death threats from all over the world. He was still alive, but in bad shape.

He unsheathed his enchanted blade and said "Time to change the name of my site, back to its former glory." He then let out a loud brap, barely heard across the moonlit night.

He then heard something coming for him. "Could it be? My own brap, attacking its creator? No way!" Lumor said, "I'm not gonna let that happen!"

He cut the brap into two pieces, revealing the DDOSers within. He proceeded to put them on his head and chant, "BRABS! BOOBS! BEEPS! BEEEEEEEESSSS!!!"

The DDOSers began to chuckle. "Heh, not bad, kid." Lumor's giant Cheshire Cat grin slowly changed into a frown. A smile upside down. His eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe what he just did.

The DDOSers were like "If you want your website name back, here are our demands." They pulled out a long scroll.

A man with a black suit and tie walked into the room. His hair was combed straight back, but he had a little side part. He wore glasses, which were colored black. He looked around and noticed that Lumor had a huge grin on his face. Lumor let out a huge brap in his direction, pinning him to the wall.

Lumor proceeded to grab his brap by the wrist and hold it in front of him. He pulled it close to him, so that its mouth was right against his (braps have mouths, apparently), and started kissing it passionately, as if it were a piece of meat. He made sure to taste every inch of it.

Lumor recognized the error of his ways and ran to the nearest mosque. The men there didn't seem to notice anything amiss. He snuck behind the first guy and stole a brap from him and placed it in his hand. He then moved to a woman, who looked at him with a confused expression. "Want this back?" said Lumor, while sheathing three braps in secret. He then tore off the woman's braids and put them in his pocket, then looked at the two women and winked.

Feeling quite parched, Lumor searched for the sweetest popsicle he could find and sucked it dry. It tasted amazing!

Suddenly, the webmaster of bigblackbraps.com (now bigblackbros.com) walked in, smelling the popsicle by chance. Despite the popsicle he just devoured, Lumor suddenly felt very thirsty, grabbed a bottle of water, and drank it down. He grabbed the popsicle stick and hid it, then told the webmaster where it was hidden. The webmaster ran in, but didn't see anything suspicious. Lumor seized his chance and threw the popsicle stick at his face, hitting him right in the eye sockets and knocking his glasses off.

Lumor had a realization that running a porn site is kind of cringe, and possibly immoral. He released one final mega-brap and blew his freaking brain to smithereens. He ran over to the webmaster and ripped his heart right out of his chest. Lumor let out a sigh of relief... and dropped over dead. The webmaster's mother came in and saw both Lumor and her son lying dead on the floor, then screamed and ran out of the house.

Lumor's husband looked at his partner's corpse as if he wanted to say something, but denied it. He stayed married out of obligation for his three ugly babies. They are the only ones who will ever love him.

## Powers

He has the ability to channel his braps and use them to attack others, along with the power vested in him by Allah. He also has the ability to steal braps from others.