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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders is a United States Senator. In 2016, he challenged Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nomination. In 2020, he challenged Joe Biden and others for the nomination. He lost both times.

Bernie once had a sexual relationship with Erik.[src]

## Appearances

* Dating Advice (mentioned)
* Optimizing Your Youtube Channel with Erik (mentioned)
* The Safest Space (mentioned)
* Solving Racism Online (mentioned)
* Children's Entertainment Online (mentioned)
* HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL (mentioned)
* Porn Harder (cosplayer)
* Avoiding Politics (mentioned)
* Handling SJW's (mentioned)

### Patreon

* Being a Donald Trump Supporter (mentioned)
Comment Quiz of the Week

File:Comment Quiz of the Week 1.png
The Comment Quiz of the Week was a recurring segment on Internet Comment Etiquette. It was featured in most lessons during the letsGOtoCLASS era, but its usage fell dramatically after the series moved to its own channel. It appears to have been retired after its appearance in Mansplaining in 2017.

Students are expected to bring etiquescantrons for the Comment Quiz of the Week.[src]

## Appearances

### letsGOtoCLASS

* Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik 1
* Talking to girls
* Viral Videos
* Things That are Fake
* How To Be a White Male on The Internet
* Talking to Politicians
* Yelp
* What To Do When You're Sick (as Comment Quiz of the Day)
* Conspiracy Theories
* Crazy Bitch Wedding March
* People Hurting Themselves
* Youtube Plus Google+
* Back to Basics (as a quiz)
* Trolling OkCupid
* Video Game Reviews

### Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik

* Starting a Youtube Channel
* BuzzFeed Articles
* Reaction Videos
* Crowd Funding
* ASMR Videos
* Mansplaining

### Patreon

* Internet Vaccine Etiquette with Erik (deleted scene)
Codes of Etiquette

The Codes of Etiquette are the standards by which the Society of Etiquette operates. It holds its sworn members to these codes, and violations can result in suspension or removal of etiquette professors. The exact details of these codes are unknown, but Erik was found to be in violation of them after he was discovered to be regularly drinking while teaching his students.
Dick typing

Dick typing is a professional sport. It was invented in formally 2017 when Erik wanted to be good at a sport so he made up his own. In order to play, one must have a dick. Players unzip their pants and type comments under YouTube videos or tweets to Ted Cruz. Erik had previously practiced casual dick typing when he would type with his balls in early Internet Comment Etiquette lessons.

Dick typing can cause injuries even to professional players as keyboards may have more sharp edges than it first appears.

Also I typed this whole page with my penis

## Appearances

* Talking to Politicians
* Balls and Hipsters
* Strange Sports
Great Cloud People Invasion

The Great Cloud People Invasion of 2025 will be an attack on Earth by the Cloud People. We only know that it will happen because Freedom Fighter Salvia sent a warning back in time on an ASMR shaving video in Late-Night YouTube. Erik mentions in The 5G Apocalypse that he believes the invasion would likely start by the cloud people killing all of the birds, possibly with 5G.

The first indication that the invasion had been prevented came in 2021. In the timeline of the Great Cloud People Invasion, the Cardinals won the World Series in 2021. But in the altered timeline where Freedom Fighter Salvia warned us, the Braves won in 2021.
Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a type of digital currency that's recorded on decentralized peer-to-peer systems using blockchain. While able to be used as money in some places, its primary use is to be purchased and traded as an investment in the hopes that it increases in value. Erik talks about cryptocurrency in Crypto News with Erik!

## Cryptocurrencies Mentioned on Internet Comment Etiquette

* Bitcoin: The first cryptocurrency coin. It dropped to $10 during the cryptocurrency crash
* My Wife's Asshole: A coin that saw brief success before falling
* Litecoin: Accepted by Walmart as currency
* Bill Cosby Coin: Featuring the face of Bill Cosby
* Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!": A cryptocurrency created by Erik that crashed the crypto market
* Jake Paul crypto[src]
* Trump Coin[src]: a shady link for fans of John F. Kennedy Jr.
Bill Gates

Bill Gates talking about the next virus he's going to make

Bill Gates is a businessman, software developer, and Shadow Master. He founded Microsoft and invented the coronavirus.[src] Gates is the current patent-holder for the number 666.[src]

## Appearances

* Masks are for Losers (mentioned)
* 2020 Halloween Special (mentioned)
* Get a Vaccine
* Top 10 Erik Moments
Gay frogs

Gay frogs are frogs that have been turned from straight to gay by Obama and the government.

## History

Frogs are not born gay, but they can be turned gay by chemicals in the water. This was first documented by Alex Jones when he discovered that Obama was putting these chemicals in the water and calmly reported on it on Infowars. It's assumed that Obama did this on behalf of the Shadow Masters.
DJ Welch

DJ Welch reading a poem to Erik

"*Hey Benjamin Babish! I'm calling you out! You want it? You want it Benjamin Babish?*"
―DJ Welch[src]
DJ Welch is an artist and YouTuber. He fought Erik in the Creator Clash. He is also the author of DJ Welch's poem.

## Appearances

* Learning to Fight (Part One)
* Learning to Fight Part Two
* Learning to Fight Part Three

## See Also

* DJ Welch on Twitter
* Animators VS Games on YouTube
Cheesesteak Day

"*I think my cheesesteak grew back!*"
―Erik
Cheesesteak Day is an advertisement created by Erik for his sponsor VRV during the Internet Unsolved Etiquemysteries UFOs video.

## Summary

Erik and Shawn eat some cheesesteaks and try to find something to watch. Erik opens up VRV and explains its incredible selection to Shawn and suggests he use the referral link vrv.co/bigmoney. Then Erik gets confused because he's holding an entire cheesesteak even though he just ate it. Erik and Shawn realize that their cheesesteaks are growing back. They look at everything on VRV and keep eating their cheesesteaks, but their stomachs are upset. Then they realize that every piece of cheesesteak will turn into a full cheesesteak, and the pieces inside of them grow into cheesesteaks and they die.
Dumpert

Dumpert is a website based in the Netherlands. It features popular videos and would at times steal videos from Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik and put a Dumpert watermark over them. Erik attempted to fight Dumpert, but then they sent him some hash so he stopped.

## Appearances

* Viral Videos
* Talking to Politicians (mentioned)
* Anger (tweeted)
* New Students (mentioned)
* 100,000 Cucks Can't Be Wrong (tweeted)
* Spinning Like a Helicopter (implied)
Deliverying on my Promises

"*I'm not going to do that many tweets. It's like, I just picked a couple. But we got some good ones!*"
―Erik
Deliverying on my Promises is the ninth Tweets From the Class. It was released on March 28, 2016.

## Summary

Erik starts with a tweet warning him about a bad movie about salvia that could potentially ruin his brand. Erik is upset because he had the exact same idea and now it's ruined. Next, a Twitter employee says he'll verify Erik's Twitter account if Erik puts down his dog, so he does. Then someone shows him a hotel named Salvia in Mexico, so Erik has to scrap his idea for a Hotel Salvia.

Someone asks about Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut, and someone else let's Erik know that furries love him. Someone sends Erik fanart of him being a socialist, and someone else finds an image of Ferdinand Sopreto Salvia. He also approves some submissions for TrumpBangsThings.com, responds to a Trump supporter, promises a lesson on Porn, and gets ready to send out some dick shirts.

## Tweets

*@commentiquette I work with Twitter. I am willing to verify your account if you put down your dog.*
- @mohanm50

*@mohanm50 Done here's your proof*
- Erik

*Hey @commentiquette what happened to ur film school/kickstarter project "sweaty hobo drinks cheap fortified wine and forcibly gets haircut"?*
- @ShadyVoltaire

*@ShadyVoltaire I was a stupid asshole to say I'd be done shooting & editing this thing within 2 months. That said expect teasers soon*
- Erik

*@commentiquette furries love you, daddy Salvia*
- @Certomistle

*@Certomistle Does that make me Tarzan?*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Separated by birth(and a millennia)? Chubby old guy looks just like Erik*
- @Cold\_Pasta

*@Cold\_Pasta Thats my great uncle ferdinand sopreto salvia, he invented the pneumatic press knowing it'd one day be a popular youtube channel*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Fighting political ignorance with more political ignorance sure does make you the better person huh?*
- @dylfahr93

*@dylfahr93 At least we both agree supporting Trump counts as political ignorance*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ The pneumatic press is the device featured in the Hydraulic Press Channel that became popular around the time of this video.

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Cracker

Cracker is a racial slur used against white people. It's debated whether or not the word cracker is offensive. Using this word on a Twitch stream can get you banned from the platform. It can also be used to refer to firecrackers, which is part of an entirely unrelated debate.

## Appearances

* The Etiquette of Donald Trump
* Algorithms
* Cracker Like Me (main subject)
Algorithms Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Nobbleberry Ad 5

"*Sorry, can't hear you over the Raycons' noise isolation!*"
―Tina
Algorithms was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

Philip gets Tina a Valentine's Day present even though he said he wouldn't. She opens it and finds Raycons. They talk about how much they love Raycons and all of the great things they can do. Then she gives him a gift too, but it's just a transcript of the email conversation she's been having with Philip's wife. Philip realizes that his life is over while a Raycon ad plays on TV.

## Cast

* Erik as Philip
* Sam Kellie as Tina
Fightin' Soy Boy Theme

The Fightin' Soy Boy Theme is a song by Hot Dad and the official theme song of the Fightin' Soy Boy.

## Lyrics

*Standin' up cause the fight is now

This is the glory day

A soy boy on a mission

No time to hesitate*

*Climbin' up the battle mountain

Friendship at the top

These beautiful memories last forever

Show love and never stop*

*He's the Fightin' Soy Boy

Time to be strong

Time to show respect

Time to be nice*

*He's the Fightin' Soy Boy

He's gonna hug

He's gonna kiss

He's gonna lift up that fist*

*He's the Fightin' Soy Boy

Makin' new friends

Havin' lotsa fun

He's gonna be number one*

*He's the Fightin' Soy Boy*

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Fair use button

The fair use button is a special tool that Erik has installed on his computer. It allows him to instantly manipulate any copyrighted material to the point where automated filters won't detect it. Effects include visual distortion, sound distortion, and imposing images of SpongeBob SquarePants over the screen. It can also be used on people in holograms to distort them.

## Appearances

* Movie Trailers
* Music Videos (named)
DJ Welch's poem

DJ Welch wrote a poem to Erik in honor of their boxing match at the Creator Clash. DJ Welch read it to Erik in Learning to Fight Part Three. Erik then responded with his own poem, which consisted of lyrics from a DJ Crib Def song.

## DJ Welch's Poem

*To Erik,

My brand new friend,

Who fought with heart,

Till the very end.*

*I am glad to have met you

To have fought and tested you.

Till the moment

We were friends again.*

*Think about the crowd

Ten thousand strong, so loud.*

*They were screaming our names in the night.

Remember to feel proud.

Never forget how they sound.

Because Erik, they come to see you fight.*

*Memories are all we have left

Of what happened in the ring.

But what lasts forever are friends

And memories yet to be seen.*

*I'm so glad to have said yes

To this amazing event.

For all the new friends I've met.*

*And the time we've spent,

while short, was immense.

And something I'll never forget.*

## Erik's Response

*I got tons of girlfriends.

Their butts are all huge.

But my dick is straight worthless.

So I just suck on their boobs.*
Commenting on Prank Videos

"*All right, well that's all the prank videos on the internet. I'm just kidding, that was a prank! There's a lot more. Let's look at them!*"
―Erik
Commenting on Prank Videos is the 29th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on July 23, 2015.

## Summary

Erik starts by demonstrating a prank on a guy from YouNow. Then he looks at some prank videos. Fist he looks at a British kid spraying silly string at police and leaves a British comment. Then he watches video where they ask people if they want to dye, and Erik points out that it would probably be better if they had died. Erik says that had played all of the prank videos on the internet, but then he laughs because that's a prank.

He watches a bunch of racist people Joey Salads saying racial slurs to Black people. Then Joey Salads kidnaps a child. It's so funny that Skjöldr is able to take control of Erik's body to feast with Helja.

Skjöldr becomes excited when he sees Joey Salads preparing to create chaos, but then he just kisses women. Skjöldr grows upset, so he reuploads Salads' video as "Stupid-Haired Rapemaster Gets Dick Sucked by 17 Y/O GONE WRONG ♦ Social Experiment ♦ Prank Parody ♦" and sets it to full monetization.

Then Erik's end card from Optimizing Your Youtube Channel with Erik plays.

## Comments

*IM A GIRL AND I THINK YOU'RE CUTE**just kidding im a guy and i think you're alright*
- Erik

*BLIMEY, MATE! You got smashed right in the fucking gobber! Too bad London's got no dentists but why don't you come to America and get some free health care and while you're at it try some more of those hilarious pranks where you find out what happens when you run up to police officers and spray them with silly string. I know for a fact that our Baltimore police love pranks!**Cheers!*
- Erik

*Haha great stuff! I can't imagine a world where any of you little twink sluts could possibly grow up to help society, so maybe getting yourselves beaten to death on a sidewalk somewhere is the best course of action. Hope you're making mad money off this shit because you're gonna need it when you meet someone who doesn't stop stomping your head when you tell them that it's just a prank. You also call it a "prank gone wrong” which makes me wonder if you had some other idea of how things would turn out here. The only way this prank went wrong is that you little idiots didn't end up in nightmare comas like we were all hoping would happen while watching this.**George Bush might have orchestrated 9/11, but in terms of being little cunts, you guys make him look like Atticus Finch.**Do you know who Atticus Finch is? No? No no probably yeah of course not no you don't know who he is yeah go suck my dick.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ Atticus Finch is the hero of the classic novel *To Kill a Mockingbird.* His character has become a symbol for virtue in the literary world.

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ASMR

The autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a tingling sensation that can be triggered by certain sounds. ASMR videos and ASMR streams make up a genre that seeks to produce this sensation, often through whispering, ambient tapping and scratching, or other sounds.

ASMR videos can lull one into a deep state of relaxation. Erik once listened to an ASMR video, got interrupted by his dog, and got caught throwing it into a ravine.[src] ASMR creators really love their microphones, and sometimes become intimate with them.[src]

## Appearances

* ASMR Videos (main subject)
* Late-Night YouTube
* Hot Tub Whine Machine
* What is a Ghoul?
* The Ghost of P.T. Barnum
Dr. DeWormer Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Last Day at the Office

"*Jimbo, baby, you're killing me.*"
―The Director
Dr. DeWormer was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

Jimbo Jarvis puts in his Raycons to playback his song while he makes a music video. They start rolling, but Jimbo gets distracted by how good his song sounds in the Raycons. They try again, but Jimbo starts drooling. After getting distracted once more, Jimbo decides he wants to rerecord the song with new lyrics. Jimbo sings a song about how he feels about the Raycons sexually, and the Director thinks it's the greatest song he's ever heard. Jimbo asks if he can keep the Raycons, but the Director says no.

## Cast

* Erik as Jimbo Jarvis
* Shawn Kohne as the Director
George W. Bush

George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States and the mastermind behind 9/11. As president, he would send checks to the parents of terrorist babies if they agreed to surrender the babies to Abu Ghraib prison.[src] He was also addicted to alcohol and cocaine while president.[src]

## Appearances

* Dating Advice (mentioned)
* Commenting on Prank Videos (mentioned)
* The Safest Space (mentioned)
* Yahoo Answers (mentioned)
* Russians Dangling From Buildings (mentioned)
* Nightmare Fuel (mentioned)
* SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION (mentioned)
* Advertisements (mentioned)
* Movie Trailers (mentioned)
* The Last Yahoo Answer (mentioned)
Gawker

Gawker is a blogging website. It's based in New York, and it's like New York in that it's fast paced and on the go. It's for people that don't have time to read proper news sources. Gawker takes information from these actual, better news sources, boils down their information into five sentences, and puts an editorialized headline on it. God is a fan of Gawker and reads it to keep up with the news.

Gawker also has many sister sites, such as Defamer, Domesticity, and Kotaku. Kotaku, for example, covers video game nonsense instead of regular nonsense.

## Featured Journalism

* Viral Miscarriage Husband's Ashley Madison Apology: This Was Before We Went Viral
* Chill Grizzly Is Bear-y Good at Rolling
* Hungary Allows Refugees Headed for Germany to Cross Austrian Border
* Jay Z Is Extremely Good at Eating Spaghetti
* Defamer: 500 Days of Kristin, Day 214: Don't Miss This Sale
* Domesticity: Jalapeño and Pineapple Pizza: An Incredible Pizza For You
* God to Delta: "Fuck Delta"
* Bubba the Cat Is a Wonderful Student
* Kotaku: Get This Awesome Free Book From Nintendo

## Appearances

* God Responds
* Yo I Made Gawker Worth Visiting (main subject)
Bounce

Disambiguation page for BounceThe following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.
* My Boy's Dick, a common subject for bouncing.
* Big Money bounce, a phenomenon that takes place while teaching etiquette.
Brazilian Booty Burn

The Brazilian Booty Burn is an intense booty-shaking workout dance that Erik learned about while trying to lose weight. It can be used to get healthier, but it can also be used to discipline disrespectful students in a montage in extreme circumstances.

## Appearances

* The Importance of Health
* March to a Million Part One
* The Revenge of 5G (mentioned)

## See Also

* Brazilian Booty Burn Workout on YouTube
File - Shave As

"*The things I do for you people.*"
―Erik
File - Shave As is the third Tweets From the Class. It was released on March 13, 2015.

## Summary

Erik celebrates the success of his students and their internet comment etiquette. He answers a question from Notch, and then he receives an insulting question asking when he'll shave his beard. He shaves his beard and sends a selfie with magic. The very next tweet asks him to grow his beard out, so he compromises and only has a beard on one side. Then he gets a complaint about his clothes, so he compromises again by keeping the greasy white T-shirt but wearing a suit jacket.

The next two tweets prompt him to drink, so he switches over to YouTube. The YouTube comment complains about his beard, so he shaves it into a toothbrush mustache to look like Obama.

## Tweets

*@commentiquette I am no longer sure the new channel is a joke*
- @notch

*@notch hey can you loan me twenty thousand dollars?*
- Erik

*@commentiquette can you do a video recorded with the vagina facetime camera but from your butt hole?*
- @sk8rwizard420

*@sk8rwizard420 yeah whatever you need girl*
- Erik

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Genesis II Church of Health & Healing

Genesis II Church of Health & Healing is a legitimate religious organization that instructs its members to drink bleach. It was founded by Archbishop Mark Grenon and promotes the consumption of MMS to honor Jesus and treat disease. Its leadership has faced legal issues and arrest for this practice.

## Appearances

* The Clorox Plan
* Florida Man
Alexa

Alexa is Erik's digital assistant. The Alexa software was released in November 2014, and this particular Alexa was purchased by Erik some time prior to May 2018. Her purpose was to report on Erik's behavior and report back to her creator Jeff Bezos. Besides this, she also sometimes helps Erik with the technical aspects of his show. She also operates Moonbase Salvia.

## Appearances

* Avoiding Surveillance
* Artificial Intelligence
* Staying Hip
* The Copyright Claim Olympics
* Don't Drink Bleach
* I Hate The Postal Service
* Algorithms
* It's So Hard to Be Nice
* The Last Yahoo Answer
* Moonbase Salvia
Bogus Copyright Claims Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

My Favorite Comment Sections Ad

"*Blessed Raycons. I can read minds. Here, you try.*"
―Erik
Bogus Copyright Claims was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

Erik announces that his Raycon earbuds finally arrived, but they're special because Ray Jay blessed them with the ability to read minds. Sam thinks that's stupid, so he reads her mind while she's trying to remember the last time she took Narfi out. Then he learns that she's thinking about Adrian Brody's *The Pianist*, but he mishears and says she's thinking about Adrian Brody's penis. Then he lets her try, and she hears him thinking about big ole fat titties. Then he's thinking about pizza. Then he's thinking about titties again so she takes them back.

With the ear buds in again, Erik asks Sam if she knew that his grandmother was allergic to almonds when she made that cake. He learns that she did, but she explains herself through thought and he forgives her. All thanks to Raycon's every day E25 ear buds.
George Soros

George Soros is a Jewish liberal billionaire. As a result, conspiracy theorists often consider him to be the source of all the world's problems.

He sometimes pays Erik to yell at racists.

## Appearances

* Grandma's Not Doing too Good (mentioned)
* Goodbye Pineapple Summer (mentioned)
* Article 13 (mentioned)
* Internet Quarantine Etiquette (mentioned)
George Bush

*This article is about the senior George Bush. For his son that orchestrated 9/11, see George W. Bush.*

## Biographical

### Born

June 12, 1924
Massachusetts

### Died

November 30, 2018
Texas

## Series

### Type

Politician

George Bush was the 41st President of the United States. Pictures of him are an acceptable substitute when no pictures of shirtless old men are available.[src] 2018 was ruined for Lady Hair Erik when Bush died, but then he remembered that he didn't really like Bush.[src]

## Appearances

* Future of Entertainment Pt. 2 (mentioned)
* The Revenge of 5G
Etiquesette

The Etiquesette is the location in which Erik creates his videos.

## The First Etiquesette (2015-2019)

Erik began using the first Etiquesette when he moved to the new channel with 2015 Syllabus in 2015. He continued to use it until Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel in 2019. Erik revealed in Open Beta Day 3 that this Etiquesette is actually greenscreen used to cover up a massive creature made entirely of eyes.

As of Spinning Like a Helicopter, the Etiquesette laptop was playing Ted Cruz elbowing his wife on a loop.

The comic book background in 2015 was intended to parody Ray William Johnson.[src]

## The Second Etiquesette (2019-present)

After using temporary locations for a few lessons, Erik established a new Etiquesette at the end of Don't Drink Bleach in July 2019. This etiquesette has white walls instead of green, and it also has the commenticouch.
Dragon

A dragon is a winged reptilian monster. They can be found in the NordPass Wizard's dimension, and one can claim to be a dragon to inspire awe. SoFloAntonio[src] and Curious Betsy[src] have both claimed to be the Red Dragon. Erik has claimed to be the Green Dragon.[src]

Wyverns are a similar type of creature that are often confused with dragons.

## Appearances

* Prank Dubz Episode 1 (the Red Dragon, mentioned)
* Being a Creep (the Red Dragon, mentioned)
* Staying Unmotivated (actually wyverns)
* Risqué Cliqués (in the NordPass Ad)
* 4/21 Special (the Green Dragon, mentioned)
Bad Journalism

"*Now last Friday a bunch of members of the media barged their way into the apartment of the San Bernadino shooters, which depending on who you ask, may still be an active crime scene, and then proceeded to just ransack the place.*"
―Erik
Bad Journalism is the second Let's Get in the Middle Of It. It was released on December 7, 2015.

## Summary

Erik investigates some journalists that sabotaged an active investigation of a shooting. He plays different clips of journalists rifling through the papers and possessions of terrorists, and he accidentally plays a clip of vultures ravaging a wildebeest.

He looks at some of the comments on the topic. One person is disgusted by it, and another guy is getting into the middle of a Tom Clancy novel. Erik leaves his own comment, and then he recounts how he contacted the NBC tip-line to let them know about the situation and he plays the clip.

Erik gets a breaking update that there's a noise complaint, so he cuts to his reporter on the scene. The reporter breaks into Chris Arader's house to go through his stuff. The reporter feels threatened by the dog, so he handles it, which causes Chris to attack him. Erik tweets at all of the reporters that lacked self control, and then he calls the tip-line again to let them know Obama is spraying chemtrails into the atmosphere.

## Comments

*HEY NICE JACKET FUCKFACE, HIT ME WITH A LINK WHEN YOU'RE READY TO EBAY ALL THE SHIT YOU STOLE OUT OF THAT APARTMENT YOU BIG DOPEY BITCH. MY GAPING ASSHOLE HAS MORE JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY THAN YOU PEOPLE BECAUSE IT WAITS AT LEAST TWO WEEKS BEFORE TRAMPLING OVER POTENTIALLY USEFUL EVIDENCE RELATED TO A TERRORIST ATTACK IN AMERICA.**THANKS FOR MAKING THE WORLD A MORE DANGEROUS AND MUCH STUPIDER PLACE WITH THIS LOW RENT TABLOID NEWS BLOODSPORT HORSESHIT HOPE YOU LIKE NEW JOBS BECAUSE SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE GONNA BE A HIGH SCHOOL JANITOR QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY "BOUNCED ON MY BOYS DICK TO THIS FOR HOURS"**-ONE LOVE SALVIA AND I'M OUT*
- Erik

*@VictorCNN Saw you eating a wildebeest on CNN that's some good stuff man*
- @commentiquette

*@WillCarrFNC HEY I'M TOTALLY A LANDLORD CAN YOU CHECK OUT THIS CRIME SCENE I GOT IN MY BUILDING AND FUCK IT UP WITH YOUR FINGERPRINTS*
- @commentiquette

*@DavidBegnaud Enjoyed beating my dick to your livestream buddy! This shit's better than redtube b/c on there the home invasions are fake.*
- @commentiquette

*.@KerryNBC You've got to be one of the obnoxious human beings I've witnessed this year. That's a special award if you realize what my job is*
- @commentiquette

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David Icke

David Icke warning us about the global warming hoax

David Icke is a conspiracy theorist that strongly resembles Biff Tannen and doesn't understand how global warming works. His YouTube channel has been deleted for spreading false information.

## Appearances

* Global Warming
* The Revenge of 5G (mentioned)
* Moonbase Salvia
God Responds

## FORGIVEN

"*You know what I'm going to do is I'm going to bless this with my official word.*"
―God
God Responds: FORGIVEN is a video narrated by God. It was released on August 22, 2015.

## Summary

God decides to browse Gawker. He finds an apology video where Sam Rader confesses to having an Ashley Madison account. God approves of Rader's apology, but then Rader claims that God has forgiven him. God gets upset because he never forgave Rader. He leaves a comment asking Rader not to put words in his mouth.

## Comments

*I DIDN'T FORGIVE YOU FOR SHIT. YOU FUCKED ABOUT EIGHTEEN WOMEN NOT COOL ASSHOLE, DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH THEN I WON'T HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT. I WAS TRYING TO RELAX AND YOU FUCKED UP MY NIGHT. TIME IS ETERNAL AND I AM YOUR MAKER. GOOD DAY*
- God

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Florida Man Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Nobbleberry Ad 6

"*Trick shot!*"
―Jason
Florida Man was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

Jason's girlfriend walks in and he does trick shots to put Raycon ear buds in her ears. They talk about how great the ear buds are, and then Jason does another trick shot and hits her in the face. Their neighbor walks in with some mail that was delivered to him by accident, so Jason trick shots ear buds into his ears too. The neighbor is amazed by the trick shots and the sound quality, but he warns them that he has a fragile windpipe. Jason show them some B-roll of Raycons.

Jason's girlfriend tries a trick shot, but she hits their neighbor in the neck and crushes his windpipe. He dies so Jason does some trick shots to call 911 and report his girlfriend.

## Cast

* Erik as Jason
* Sam as Jason's girlfriend
* Shawn as Jason's neighbor
Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby on the wholesome children's TV show Picture Pages

"*This is Wellington the Wiggly Worm. Oh, and zip-zoppity-doo, here's my other friend, pills! If you don't eat the pills, it makes the monster angry!*"
―Bill Cosby[src]
Bill Cosby is an actor and rapist. He was previously the host of Picture Pages and a friend of Donald Trump. He has appeared in many television shows as well as the game Get Blocked by Cosby and his cryptocurrency coin Bill Cosby Coin.

Bill Cosby enjoyed a successful career as a popular actor and television personality. Unfortunately, he would also drug and rape women. In 2018 he was sentenced to 3-10 years in prison, but his sentence was overruled in 2021 and he was released.

## Appearances

* Future of Entertainment Pt. 1 (mentioned)
* The Etiquette of Donald Trump
* Children's Entertainment Online
* Net Neutrality
* Social Media Pets
* Revisiting Social Media Pets
* ICE Open Beta 2021: Day One (mentioned)
* Back to Normal
* Crypto News with Erik! Episode 1 (mentioned)
* Top 10 Erik Moments (mentioned)
* Cracker Like Me (mentioned)
Donald Trump

Donald Trump is an alpha male that can't be stumped.[src] He was the 45th President of the United States. Previously, he was a television host, real-estate mogul, and Twitter personality. He is also the star of TrumpBangsThings.com and a porn video. Men that oppose Donald Trump generally like to watch their wives have sex with other men. Trump wishes to fuck his own daughter, but he lets other men do it.[src]

## Biography

In high school, Donald Trump finger-fucked a horse.[src] As an adult, he inherited a real-estate business from his father. He also created some businesses of his own, but they mostly failed. During this time, he faced numerous lawsuits for racial discrimination, fraud, defamation, sexual assault, lobbying violations, and a variety of other charges. When called up to serve in Vietnam, he did not serve because he had bone spurs.[src] Instead, he took the role of Ronald McDonald. He also maintained a friendship with Bill Cosby during this time, and Erik has since uncovered tapes proving that Trump helped Cosby rape women.[src]

In 2004, he became a television host. Then he became known for his political commentary and conspiracy theories on Twitter. In 2015, Trump announced his candidacy for President of the United States. He won the nomination in 2016. Shortly before the election, it came out that he confessed that he would approach women and "grab them by the pussy." Then he was elected president. Trump was known for racist policies and racist supporters, presenting a problem for those that sought proper and respectful comments on the internet.

## Appearances

* Things That Are Extreme
* Open Beta Day 1 (tweeted)
* Open Beta Day 5 (tweeted))
* The Etiquette of Donald Trump (main subject)
* Crowd Funding (mentioned)
* Stretch Goals and Spam Bots! (mentioned)
* Solving Racism Online
* Website Spotlight! (main subject)
* Deliverying on my Promises
* Porn
* 100,000 Cucks Can't Be Wrong
* Russians Dangling From Buildings (mentioned)
* Spinning Like a Helicopter (mentioned)
* SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION (as a wax figure)
* Havin' one of THOSE nights (as a wax figure)
* Advertisements (mentioned)
* How to be a Critic (mentioned)
* News Websites (tweeted)
* Alex Jones
* HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL
* Trump Factz #1-2 (main subject)
* Nice Guys (tweeted)
* Medical Advice (tweeted)
* Learning to Hate (tweeted)
* Movie Trailers (mentioned)
* Screaming Animals (mentioned)
* Avoiding Politics
* The Clorox Plan (mentioned)
* Cracker Like Me (mentioned)

Patreon
* Being a Donald Trump Supporter (main subject)
Future Erik

Future Erik with a Youtooz figure

Future Erik is a version of Erik from an unknown year in the future that lives in a post-apocalyptic world. He send a message back in time to let everyone know that a Youtooz figure of him was about to come out in IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO.

He presumably became Captain Salvia by the year 2050.
Art with Narfi

Art with Narfi is a series of videos starring Narfi. The series was created by Erik to cash in on his dog in Social Media Pets. It consists of three videos, all three of which are under one minute in length. They were all released February 27-28, 2020.

## Episodes

* PAINTING: Narfi holds a paintbrush in her mouth while looking upon a blank canvas. Then it cuts to her pooping outside.
* LEGOS: Narfi stands in front of a pile of legos on the floor. Then it cuts to her pooping outside.
* PLAY-DOH!: Erik poops intensely on the toilet while Narfi watches. This video was uploaded by mistake.
Dating Advice

"*All that great knowledge does come with some bad knowledge every now and then, and when we're talking about dating advice online, sometimes the bad outweighs the good.*"
―Erik
Dating Advice is the 27th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on July 3, 2015.

## Summary

Erik watches a video on how to date separated men. He leaves an angry comment because the video taught his secretary how to blackmail him into leaving his wife. This makes the guy in the video his girlfriend.

Erik warns that the vast majority of dating advice available on the internet is bad. He watches videos from Real Social Dynamics, a company that desperate horny men pay to teach them how to trick women into liking them. They give a whole bunch of bad advice and Erik leaves comments for them. Then Erik plays another video with an Irish guy, so he leaves a comment from the perspective of the man's father.

Erik then tells you that you need to subscribe if you want him to make more lessons, Michael.

## Comments

*Goddamn you Dr. Phil ass son of a bitch I had things going perfect until my secretary saw this and blackmailed me into leaving my wife. The fuck is wrong with you, giving everyone ideas with this snitch ass bullshit? I'm gonna rate this video 9/11 because it's suspicious and requires further investigation #randysanders 2016*
- Erik

*Yo great advice you grown up Tin Tin looking motherfucker. Guess everybody needs a hobby. Some dudes fish, some dudes golf, some dudes teach seminars on sexual conquest to dozens of desperate, horny men. I might not have your uncanny ability to trick random women into having the worst sex of their life as you so proudly showcase, but then again I could get my dick sucked tonight for 50 bucks and you'd still wake up tomorrow gay and addicted to women so enjoy that hellish existence don't forget the government is controlling our weather with chem trails so when you're all done publicly fingering drunk chicks maybe you can petition your local representative.*
- Erik

*This guy remembers me the good ideas, thanks man!*
- Witch Returns

*I'll bet there's not enough scented candles in the goddamn world to bring that hotel conference room back to normal once you and your budding rape mutants have rolled through. Anyway you must have some serious lady skills to fuck anything with that accent. Any by that accent I mean you talk like a fucking five year old, bro. Go take some America lessons and I can't wait to catch your next seminar on how to bury your date in the desert after things don't work out*
- Erik

*Oi! Chris me lad, it's your Pa here. Real proud of you boy. So proud of everything you got going for you. When you told me about your computer video career, I was excited for you. But now I see I've raised a womanizer. It ain't right, the mince you teach these numpty blokes to trick women into liking them. Let the poor bastards earn their love fair and square.**Don't forget George Bush was behind September 11th*
- Erik

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Anger

"*Oh, please. I work tooth and nail to get you guys the best possibe quality internet comment etiquette lessons that I am capable of. And I'm sorry that I took two weeks off. I had to do some shit. I got my fucking hands dirty. None of your business.*"
―Erik
Anger is the fourth Tweets From the Class. It was released on April 20, 2015.

## Summary

The students are angry because Erik hasn't uploaded in two weeks. One suggests he's going to call the police, so Erik gives a privilege check. Then another student gets upset about Erik not uploading. Next, Erik explains that Dumpert is still rehosting his videos, and Dumpert jumps in to confirm that they are.

Erik moves over to YouTube where a comment gets upset at him for saying that racism is bad. Erik spams the comment, and then Erik thinks about whether he's going to make a Subreddit of the Week and yells at the people watching on Dumpert.

## Tweets

*Hey Dumpert, seems like you guys are either tired of my videos or you finally got that letter from my lawyers.@dumpert*
- @commentiquette

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Balls and Hipsters

"*Like, really, what are hipsters? It's just... it's just a bunch of people who like cool music, you know? Sometimes the stuff they wear is kinda crazy.*"
―Erik
Balls and Hipsters is an episode of Internet Comment Extracrediquette. This video was subtitled *Twitter Response*, and it functions as an early example of Tweets From the Class. It was released on January 8, 2013.

## Summary

Erik answers some questions. First he explains to an idiot how to use Yahoo Answers. Then he addresses several questions about typing with your balls and how to keep them groomed while you do so. Finally, a student asks him how to deal with hipsters, so Erik gives a long thoughtful lecture about not being judgemental before typing a rocketship flying into his butthole.

## Tweets

*@commentiquette How do I approach Yahoo answers?*
- @T1\_Mac

*@T1\_Mac what the fuck do you mean approach, it's a website. just open it you fucking piece of shit jesus christ STOP BEING AN IDIOT*
- Erik

*@commentiquette can balls type?*
- @simmonsclass

*@simmonsclass yeah my balls' type is your mom*
- Erik

*@commentiquette how do i train my balls to write shit too?*
- @yoavanatian

*@yoavanatian FUCK YOU*
- Erik

*@commentiquette should you write questions with shaved balls or keep the chewed bubble gum that fell on the floor at the barbers look?*
- @ChristopherSilk

*@ChristopherSilk I don't know what you're taking about guy! QUESTION ANSWERED*
- Erik

*@commentiquette How do you deal with hipsters?*
- @RollinBart

*@RollinBart (\_)\_):::::::D (0) #thatsmybutthole*
- Erik

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Canada

Canada is a country in North America and the birthplace of Ted Cruz. People are known to wear stupid hats in Canada,[src] and Canadian healthcare is very slow.[src]

## Mentioned In

* Yelp
* Future of Entertainment Pt. 1
* Who Killed HitchBot?
* Crowd Funding
* Medical Advice
* People Freaking Out
* Internet Comment Civil War Etiquette
* Social Media Pets
* Spying on People
Gabaghoul

Gabaghoul in an ad on YouTube

"*Not for nothing, but now you've got to chop 'em into little pieces so your guests can enjoy 'em.*"
―The Gabaghoul[src]
The Gabaghoul is an Italian guy in vampire makeup that makes hoagies for the sandwich company Dietz & Watson. He developed a technique to cut hoagies into smaller bite size pieces. The Gabaghoul is not an actual ghoul, and his name has been known to confuse people regarding what a ghoul actually is.
Get Blocked by Cosby

Get Blocked by Cosby is a game invented by Erik. In order to play, you send annoying tweets to Bill Cosby and see how long it takes for him to block you on Twitter. Erik started a game of Get Blocked by Cosby in Back to Normal. He officially concluded the game in Top 10 Erik Moments after Bill Cosby deleted his Twitter account.
Britain

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is an island country in Europe, consisting of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. People from Britain are called lime juicers.[src] Feminists from Britain are anti-woke.[src] Britain is the main setting of the crime drama Nobbleberry. It's also the home of British rap, a subgenre of rap that uses unintelligble grunts and groans.[src]

## Appearances

* Internet Comment Etiquette, with Erik! 2/25/09 (mentioned)
* The Daily Dot (mentioned)
* Commenting on Prank Videos
* Global Warming
* YouTube Tutorials (mentioned)
* Christmas!
* Things You're Doing Wrong (mentioned)
* Avoiding Surveillance (Nobbleberry Ad 1)
* Artificial Intelligence (Nobbleberry Ad 2)
* Article 13 (Nobbleberry Ad 3)
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2 (Ad Segment)
* Quora VS Yahoo! Answers (mentioned)
* Measles
* Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel
* The Importance of Health (Nobbleberry Ad 4)
* March to a Million Part Two
* The Revenge of 5G
* Get a Vaccine (Nobbleberry Ad 5)
* Hot Tub Whine Machine (Nobbleberry Ad 6)
* Back to Normal
* Risqué Cliqués (mentioned)
* Cracker Like Me (mentioned)
* Joan of WOKE

Patreon
* "Handling SJWs" Deleted Scene
BuzzFeed

BuzzFeed is a website and YouTube channel that publishes lists and polls. The company is very rich, as it can afford both a regular comment section and a Facebook comment section.[src] It's known for using clickbait,[src] and people from New York are walking BuzzFeed demographics.[src] Most of BuzzFeed's content is lighthearted, discussing things like Disney romances, zodiac signs,[src] and cute dogs.[src] However, BuzzFeed also sometimes conducts journalism on various topics, such as suicide bombings, child murder,[src] and manspreading.[src]

## Appearances

* BuzzFeed Articles (main subject)
* New Students (mentioned)
* Yahoo Answers (mentioned)
* Learning to Hate (mentioned)
* Mansplaining
* Just Hanging Out (mentioned)
* Things That are Cute
5G

5G is a technological advancement in cellular technology that allows faster and powerful connections between electronic devices. It was first developed in 2016, and mass implementation of the technology began around 2019. The implementation resulted in widespread controversy among conspiracy theorists and crazy people regarding the motivation of implementing 5G and possible side effects. It's distinct from 4G, which only gives people diarrhea. Curious Betsy opposes the use of 5G.

## Motivation

There are several competing theories as to the motivation of establishing 5G. Scientists and so-called smart people argue that 5G is entirely harmless and it just lets cell phones work faster and more efficiently. However, people that have done their research argue that 5G is dangerous. It may have been created by the NWO in order to give people cancer and cause a mass extinction event. Alternatively, it may have been created by the Cloud People to kill the birds and the bees. In 2020, it came out that 5G may also have caused COVID-19.

But no matter what, it's not as dangerous as Roundup Weed Killer.

## Features

* Unprecedented speed
* Ultra-low latency
* The capacity to connect 500 more times devices than 4G
* Gives people cancer
* Grows a dick in your throat (unconfirmed)
* Prevents erections
* Causes testicles to grow testicles with super-sperm

## Lessons

* The 5G Apocalypse
* The Revenge of 5G
Fuck Christmas

Fuck Christmas (published as F\*ck Christmas) is a song by DJ Crib Def. The song is a lyricized version of the song Bello Bells. It was commissioned by Erik as a propaganda song for the War on Happy Holidays, but Crib Def added his own artistic vision and large portions of the song ended up being about Crib Def's sex life and killing cops.

## Lyrics

*Uh, yo

You feel that holiday spirit?

Every year man

Every holiday rolled up in one

It's a beautiful thing

Nothing but respect

I feel it

Feel it in my bones

In my liver, in my heart, in my lungs

Every culture

Except for one*

*Ay, fuck christmas

Y'all can suck my baby dick

I don't jizz. My penis just takes a shit

Cause it's just a butthole from a Siamese twin

Shittin' like a European swinger on my wife's tits*

*Fuck a merry christmas son

The buck don't stop cause they kill cops where I'm from

Crib Def and you know I'm in big debt

Runnin' from the mob so they ain't break my neck

But if you celebrate christmas lemme disrеspect you

And your bitch ass Jesus cause hе can't protect you

If you hearin my words all I can say

Is I hope you go kill a cop today*

*Yeah motherfucker

Talk about killin' cops and shit

Y'all know how it is

It's Crib Def two thousand and nineteen (Crib Def)

We ain't give a fuck out here*

*Kill a cop, kill a cop, kill a cop, yo

Happy holidays bro

Kill a cop kill a motherfuckin cop

Only if they bad though*

*Adult babies

That's what I'm into

I ain't crazy 'bout the picture I could send you

If you trippin' and wish me merry christmas

I might just take a fat shit up in my britches*

*And that's on you girl

We could've had the world

But you livin' in a snow globe

So I'm killin' popo*

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Goat Head Killer

*This article is about the character. For the ad segment, see The Goat Head Killer.*

## Series

### Type

Ad Character

The Goat Head Killer is a serial killer. In 1984, he attacked a family in a home, killing all but one person, Professor Hindley. Every year since, the Goat Head Killer returned to the house to find Hindley. In 2021, while Hindley was at the house with two of his students, the killer returned and killed the three of them. Hindley believed that after the killer killed him, he would move on to kill Hindley's daughter as well.

The Goat Head Killer wears a goat mask and carries a machete. He also has chains around his shoulders has shackles around his ankles. The shackles severely restrict his movement, but he's able to kill anyone that gets too close to him. He's also a skilled thrower and can throw his machete at his victims. The Goat Head Killer seems unable to speak, communicating only in snarls.

It's unknown whether the Goat Head Killer is simply a man or a supernatural being. Professor Hindley seemed to believe that the Goat Head Killer was involved with the occult.