Maizeby

Maizeby the corn husketeer is a creature that exists in North Park.

## Background

Maizeby is a sentient husk of corn about the size of a child. He appears whenever someone plants a corn seed or is curious about how agriculture works. No one knows how long he's been residing in North Park, but people are still afraid of summoning him because he's a known child molester. His main goal is to kidnap and/or capture children, plant his seedlings within their skin, have them incubate by slowly feeding off the insides of the person until they're dry as a husk and eventually turning them into a nest for his newly sentient ears of corn. This has led controversy to Maizeby on whether he should be teaching kids about agriculture, but ultimately he won the lawsuits.

## Appearance

Maizeby appears as a vaguely octopus shaped horn husk, with regular eyes on the front but no visible nose or mouth. He usually is seen wearing a red white and blue cap with "Vote no to Dukakis" printed on the front.

## Personality

Maizeby is a fun and charismatic corn husk that loves to teach kids all about the wonders of agriculture. Kids love him as he strums a banjo and sings his merry song while handing out candy corn to the them for being such respectful good buys and girls. Outside of his TV show persona, he's very cynical and a brat who doesn't care for others unless they can serve him somehow. He wont bite if you don't.

He wrote a killer theme song that very hip and cool with the kiddos:

"From the plains of Colorado, The farming pioneer. Maizeby you will get to meet: The Corn Husketter!" "And if your soil be fertile, You know that he'll be near. Why don't you volunteer to work with Maizeby: The Corn Husketeer?" "He's leafy and he's helpful, You know that he's good stalk." "And he'll always lend an ear, your agriculture buddy, The Corn Husketeer!"

## Family

#### Cornfather

Maizeby is father to all corn in the world. The plants are his friends and he can speak to them.

#### Mazie

Mazie, Maizeby's sister, is his love interest on the show and clearly more invested in actually teaching a good lesson to kids. Maizeby can find her cutesy and innocent attitude annoying, but corns of a feather have to stick together. They sing songs in their free time.

Maizeby is fiercely possessive of Mazie, and will violently lash out at anyone he perceives as potentially taking her from him. He isn't above exploiting the love some fans of the series have for her in tricking them into buying and shilling more merchandise, but will not stand for anyone crossing the line and actually making a move on her.

## Relationships

#### Weedo 9000

Weedo's constant weed aura makes him immune to any of Maizeby's corn powers, so Maizeby has to put up with him. Maizeby hates that Weedo is a stupid lazy stoner, and would rather he leaves him alone but both being weird creatures in North Park they tend to run into each other a lot. Maizeby hates when Weedo tries hitting on his sister but as long as he doesn't trick her into smoking weed and getting high, he knows that Mazie will turn Weedo down every time.

## Powers and abilities

#### Song and dance

Maizeby can sing and play instruments in service of teaching the world about agriculture.

#### Corn Husk

Maizeby lures, captures and incubates his victims while draining them of all their inner resources so he can repopulate the world with little corn husks.