Clyde and Debbie/Transcript

**CAUTION:** Not everything in the script may sound suitable. It's also incomplete

* (cut back to the Turnbull house as Debbie is watching Clyde stroking his hard trunk)
* Debbie: So, being naked is one of your favorite hobbies, isn't it, Clyde? (Clyde's trunk squeezes out white water into a towel and slumps down as Clyde puts his loincloth back on)
* Clyde: Oh, there, all better. Oh yeah, I usually wear a loincloth, but being naked is even better. Why I sleep naked, I swim naked, I sometimes visit naked, I even use my trunk, Lofty to mimic my pet elephant, Franny.
* Debbie: You use your trunk to mimic your elephant?
* Clyde: Oh yeah. Sometimes I spray water like Franny, sometimes I try to pick things with it, and sometimes whenever it gets an erection, Franny will mimic it by raising her trunk. Out of all my jungle antics, being nude is the best one!
* Debbie: But, Clyde, ever since Katie told you that being naked is no problem, don't you kind of feel embarrassed when your trunk just gets all hard and sticks up like that?
* Clyde: Oh no. Not anymore. But the first time it happened, boy, did I ever get embarrassed. I was at the beach and Lola was watching me balance a beach ball on my trunk. And the trunk got very hard, boy did I get embarrassed. Almost everyone at the beach laughed at me. (the beachgoers except for Lola laugh)
* Debbie: Heavy.
* Clyde: Yeah, I don't think I ever felt so ashamed in my whole life. And then...Lola said
* Lola: Clyde, why don't you masturbate your trunk? It will amaze the beachgoers.
* Debbie: And?
* Clyde: And I did. And I stopped feeling embarrassed, and I was happy! And then the next day, I was naked doing some exercises with Tommy's gym teacher, Janet.
* (cut to another flashback where Janet is standing up blowing a whistle as Clyde is doing pushups)
* Janet: Come on, Clyde, give me 20 more! And get your hard-on 20 more too! Eh, your hard-on? (sees the erection)
* Clyde: (voiceover) And Lofty got hard again, and I started to feel ashamed again. (Clyde tries to cover himself up and blushes) But then Janet said...
* Janet: (blows whistle) Clyde, sit up and masturbate your trunk!
* Debbie: And you did?
* Clyde: Yes. And I wasn't embarrassed, I was happy! And then, one day, I was all by myself in the lake, swimming around with my pet elephant Franny...
* (cut to another flashback where Clyde is in the water with Franny)
* Clyde: This water certainly is relaxing. Isn't it Franny. (his trunk stiffens) And Lofty got hard again.
* Debbie: While swimming in the lake?
* Clyde: Uh-huh.
* Debbie: Well, what did you do?
* Clyde: Well, I was about to cover myself up. But then I remembered that Lola and Janet told me that I can fix Lofty by simply masturbating it and it can squirt out hot white water. So I tried to do it without anyone telling me.
* Debbie: And you did?
* Clyde: Yes, I did! I was so proud, and it made me realized being naked wasn't so bad after all. And now whenever Lofty gets hard, why I can stroke it all by myself! Yay! (his trunk sticks up and stiffens) Oops! Ah, no problem.
* Debbie: Happens all the time.
* Clyde: Yeah. (removes his loincloth and starts to stroke Lofty again)
* Debbie: I wonder how Tommy is doing?