Julie Gets The Flu (Cherub Wings Lost Segment)

The flu. That one disease we hate getting. Why do we hate it? It makes us sick and we have to stay home because we don’t want others to catch a disease that affects our bodies. Oh, hello there dear reader, I didn’t see ya coming in. My name is Princess Clara. I’m from the Comedy Central TV show Drawn Together.

Did you know that we constantly get the flu once in a while? Well, not me, I always have a doctor’s appointment every month to not get sick. Speaking of the flu, there was a segment from the show Cherub Wings that talks about it.

Let me explain. I live with my father and mother who are Rabe Maniels and Old Lady Geller. I have 2 brothers who are muppets and their names are Ernie & Bert. Everyday, our mom and dad would leave to go to work with their friend Ebenezer Scrooge. I was forced to babysit Bert And Ernie because it is proven that they may be kids but they talk like adults.

On Sunday, we go to church because basically I’m a christian. I go to Sunday school that’s for little children because I’m never too old for anything, so shut your diddly ram mouth because it’s none of your business.

The only reason I go to Sunday school is because I remember one time that I saw a Twilight Sparkle animatronic with rainbow eyes playing some sort of music. It was walking towards me but I closed the door before it ate me alive.

What a weird day that was. The church I attend is East Hills Community Church in California. Wait a minute, I got off track. Another reason I go to Sunday school is to investigate where that animatronic of Twilight Sparkle came from. I did manage to find out one day when I discovered a lost segment in Cherub Wings that was so weird in my case.

I was at coffee hour chatting with some people I know such as Curt, Nick Fury, Moses, Hilda, Doctor Salvador, Jonathan Maguire, Ronald Mcdonald and Kerchak. We were all talking about how great the church is. I told them about the show Cherub Wings. They thought that they were talking about an angel statue. I decided to change the conversation since they didn’t know what I tried to say.

Anyways, I went home without Ernie & Bert since they were attending an after sunday school program. I was glad to be spending my time without them. But as I was going to my car, I was getting chased by a bunch of white mice. Not cool, but at least I got away from them. I’m not sure if I was carrying cheese on me since the coffee hour I was at had cheese.

Later on, my phone rang and I received a phone call from somebody named Morgan Freeman. I arrived at the house that Morgan told me about and the first thing I saw when I walked in was a few people such as Lloyd Garmadon and Ice Cube. They were doing weird noises such as sounds where you summon Satan and more.

They all led me into this basement where I saw what looked like a TV and VCR. They handed me a video tape of the show Cherub Wings. It was a normal VHS cover like the ones I saw back in church. The tape was entitled Be Safe When You’re Sick. I looked at the back of the tape and I saw Julie and Annabelle. Hmm…. I wonder what they would be doing there after the episode Oops Sorry! Lloyd demanded that I insert the tape so they could see my reaction to this tape.

The tape started with a trailer involving Richard Fatchurd performing The Plagues from The Prince of Egypt. It also claimed that Richard was responsible for starting the disease of 2020. The intro came on and it seemed normal. The title of the episode was the same on the cover.

It started with Cherub taping the garden of God. He then looked at the camera and said. “Oh hello! I’m taping this entire garden because I found out that Chubby has the flu! I certainly don’t want to catch that which is why this is today’s topic!”

Cherub then said, “Here’s a little lesson from the CDC about what to do if you’re sick!” It then showed us ways to prevent sickness and more. It went back to the show and Cherub said, “Let’s go a little bit off topic and talk about one of my friends named Seymour Skinner. He purchased burgers from his favorite restaurant when his roast got ruined. He had to lie to Chalmers to get out of trouble. Here’s what happened!”

The steamed hams segment came on and it had the same animation from the original episode. Cherub then proceeded to tell the audience that if you’re sick, take the moment to get rested and much more. The something to think about segment came on and we finally got to the segment I’m talking about. The one where Julie gets the flu. It started with Annabelle coming out of her house while the narrator discussed who she was.

But for some reason, Annabelle got out a pistol, something that should never be used unless it’s a cartoon about gun safety. She said, “Hey! Shut up narrator! You’ve already described me and Julie’s names before!” Now that was a bit harsh. Annabelle then said, “Speaking of Julie, where is she?” We then transitioned to Julie’s bedroom. She was coughing and then she said, “Why am I so sick? This really isn’t good.” Julie’s parents who happened to be Boris & Doris from Caillou gave her some delicious stuff such as chicken noodle soup and orange juice, the best things you can eat and drink to get better.

Doris said, “Now Julie, I need you to have a shower soon while we are at work. I heard they can cure the flu.” Julie said, “Okay mom and dad, I promise to.” They went out the door and Julie decided to rest for a little bit. The window was open so Annabelle used tin cans and a string to communicate with Julie.

Annabelle asked how Julie got the flu. Julie said, “I don’t know, I just woke up to some coughing and 3 sneezes today! But hey! Since my parents aren’t home! It’s fun being all alone. I’m gonna order some pizza!”

Julie ordered her pizza and went to the living room to watch some TV. The pizza man who happened to be Mayor Muldoon arrived. He said, “I don’t know why I’m serving pizza to little girls like you on a day like this, but anyways, that’s 12.99 for the pizza.” Julie paid the money and went back inside.

Mayor Muldoon then said, “I don’t know if that girl was sick or not.” Annabelle was busy working in her garden while Julie went into her bathroom and began to shower. Apparently, the shower had sounds from the movie Psycho. There was a picture of Norman Bates in the bathroom that came to life and it said, “What the hell are you doing?” Woah woah woah! Swearing in a christian cartoon? This was unacceptable. But anyways, Julie saw that one of the pictures were completely real. She ran out of the shower soaking wet without a towel on to go to the garbage disposal, but she purposely fell down the stairs.

Julie made her way to the garbage disposal and killed the crap out of the picture of Norman Bates. The fact that Julie wasn’t in a towel was disgusting. The next scene cut to Julie taking another shower since the last one didn’t go so well. While she showered, the phone rang. Julie turned the shower off and went to answer it. Julie’s parents were calling asking if she was okay. She was doing just fine and Boris claimed that tomorrow, they would be going to the doctors to get a flu shot.

Doris then said that tonight for dinner would be Julie’s favorite. hot dogs in taco shells. I wanted to laugh due to the fact that the meal they would have came from one of Fat Albert’s friends. Julie hung up the phone to get dressed but then it rang again. This time it was Tom Hanks saying that Julie won the lottery but she didn’t believe that since it was either a scammer or what not.

Julie got dressed then went back downstairs to watch some more TV. She saw a commercial that had Charmx and Samuel L Jackson failing to make a cake. Later that night, Annabelle was still in her garden while Julie was eating chocolate cake in her bed. She then decided to go to the window and she said, “Hey Annabelle! What time is it?” Annabelle said, “Time for you to get a watch, because I don’t know. Why are you talking so loud?” Julie then yelled, “You know I’m still sick, I can’t come down because it’s so dark in my house.” All of a sudden, Ned Flanders came out and said, “You kids should be in bed, you’re disturbing the peace!”

Julie then proclaimed, “Go back to bed you neighbor!” Julie’s parents got angry and said, “Julie! Go back to bed, It’s 1:00 in the morning!” So she did. Annabelle decided to go to bed too. The next morning, Annabelle woke up only to slip down the stairs just like how Julie did.

She made her way into the garden only to notice that Patrick Star moved in last night and he had a cork in his mouth. He was using his rock as a blanket. Julie woke up completely dressed and she found a doctor’s needle. She put it in her arm and she was finally cured.

The segment then ended with Julie’s parents fainting because Julie finally cured herself. I ejected the tape. Then Lloyd screamed, “Clara! Why did you stop the tape! You were supposed to watch it all the way through!” I proclaimed that the tape was far too much and I announced that I was leaving. I got in my car and drove home. Surprisingly, my parents were gone for a long time since it was only 1:30 PM.

I was playing some Super Smash Bros Brawl on my Nintendo Wii when I got a knock on the door. I opened it to find some people such as Mr Frown, Governor Jones, Freddy Krueger, The Ashley Girls, Bear and Walter Big caroling christmas songs to me. I said, “Shoo you hooligans! It’s February!” They all left. I then went back to the living room only to find Isaiah Vargas and Ashley Spinelli in my living room praying to YouTube to remove all the dead memes.

I went into curse word mode and said to them, “Alright you son of a bitch, out!” They heard me and out the door they went. Just what did I ever watch? I hope you learned a lesson on what to do if you’re sick. Now if you excuse me, I gotta face off Master Hand in Smash Bros.