King Flowers

The Penguin Armored King Flowers

King Flowers, the Flower King himself, was crowned on April 1st 1969 by the Kingdom of Thorned Roses. He comes from a lineage of flowers whom have sentience. In his upbringing, King Flowers was taught the ways of the Thorned Roses where he mastered combat and his Photosynthesis abilities. The Thorned Roses where allies to the Honey Kingdom where they share a bond of trade. For centuries they traded pollen and such, in order to keep the peace.

King Flowers, the 69th of his name, was a very strange king. He looked to Kingdom Animalia for his rule. His motto while ruling was: "Woddle through all the trouble". He bore the Penguin Armor, made from the finest material known in the Kingdom, and donned it for all matters, whether ceremonial or serious. It shielded him from all harm and made sure His royalty was recognized all over the Thorned Roses Kingdom.

## The Passing of the Thorn

In his time as King, King Flowers worked for a long time with the Queen Bee to produce an heir by making sure his pollen reaches a worthy host in the royal fields. Eventually, He did produce an heir. However, the heir was driven mad by the realization that his genes have cursed him to live a shorter life than his Father. The heir then formed a pack with the Devil to claim his Father's throne for his own. However, the heir had forgotten the Invincible Penguin Armor which shielded the King from all harm and so He was banished to a land where He had to be animated and fought cups. Yes, it was a very cartoonish land. We shall not speak of that here.

   Now the heir is relegated to dancing his way to death. It is the only thing keeping him from madness, due to his failure to obtain the throne. Nuff said.

## The Death of the King

The King was ill during the Age of Winter. Many Flowers were dying and He could not stop the suffering. His friend, Galterius, convinced him to sacrifice himself to save his Kingdom. The King made a nice little bowl and sat in it and Galterius used a blunt instrument to turn the king into paste. Galterius then used the King's remains to make perfume or something. Little did the King know that it was literally the last day of Winter. He literally could've waited one more day. The next day was sunny. So impatient. Anyway, Galterius took over the Kingdom for a while.

## The Reign of Galterius

Galterius was a very weird King. He was very lax in his judgement, but very harsh in others. He considered anyone who didn't use the emote known as sassamoto to be a criminal. Little did he know Flowers are not sentient. However, he forgave a lot. Under his rule, Sassamoto prospered as well as the rest of the Kingdom. However, one day, a penguin came by the Kingdom. I don't know why it was there, it just was. Galterius saw this as a sign. He must resurrect the King. It was time to search the globe for that perfume.

## The Search for the Perfume

Galterius sold the perfume to a family member. So he readied his Numbus Cloud and immediately got cracking at finding the Dragon ba- I mean the perfume. After 7 hours of playing the Dragon ball theme on his phone, he finally reached his Ancient Family Home. For some reason, Galterius and his father fought Tekken style. However, his father was a nice man and gave him the perfume. See? A very simple story.

## Return of the King

Galterius then used his Sassamoto powers to resurrect King Flowers, with a twist. Now the King uses Sassamoto at Galterius's command. However, that is only a side effect of the resurrection. The King returned to his subjects and took a lot of selfies. Like a lot. The Kingdom never really changed much during all of this by the way. They were just a bunch of flowers. They wouldn't complain. By the way, if anyone asks, King Flowers wrote this himself.

## The Great Pepsi Age

After a long reign, King Flowers was bored and so he commissioned his greatest ally, Galterius, of finding the most interesting man he could find and bring him to his Mud Castle. Galterius is a very lazy man, you see, and so he went just outside the castle and picked the first man he could find. He was a man without a face or skin, but is strong as iron and his muscles are literally chisled in. He wore a red, white, and blue banner that symbolized what he was all about. He was Pepsiman and he was always willing to provide Pepsi. He was brought before King Flowers and asked to tell him why he's the most interesting man according to the King of Sassamoto, Galterius. He performed one act that amazed the court and had them applauding till he was nowhere in sight. He lifted his arm and aimed his palm at the King and made a sound of a soda can opening and suddenly, King Flowers had a Pepsi. After this day, the Kingdom of Flowers was sponsored by Pepsi. Have a Pepsi.

## The Attack of Cave Pizza

To the King and his People, Pepsiman was a hero. He brought happiness to the people that elevated the Kingdom beyond a Golden Age. However, a secret faction hiding in the shadows assembled and tried to put him out of business. They were called Cave Pizza. They got the largest red truck they could and tried to run over Pepsiman. However, Pepsiman outran the Truck and it crashed into a giant Venus Flytrap. It ate the truck, which was a devestating blow. They vowed revenge and decided to attack the Castle while Pepsiman was in to deliver Pepsi to the King. What they did not know is that Galterius was in the Castle also. With just a single expression, he mesmerized them all and made them sassamoto for eternity. He hung them at the borders of the city as a warning to anyone who would dare take away his precious Pepsi. He couldn't care much about the Kingdom, but his Pepsi? He'd burn them down. Pepsiman thanked him by giving him some Vanilla Pepsi and Galterius enjoyed it. King Flowers is said to still try to understand what happened during all this time.