Cerbie's Ashes

Cerbie's Ashes, also known as Carbie's Ashes, Karby's Ashes, and Puka Puka Kirby, is an animated science-friction television series created by Haggis & Hoogle. The show follows the titular character, Cerbie McDonald, a lazy, obese ignoramus and her Schnozmobile racing team, the Thirty Ancones, on a mission to own a large mansion on the planet Zaschuatsch. The first season takes place on the space station, the Medium Sized Dipper is about the team looking for the right parts for their Schnoz, the Iron Cucumber, while avoiding the goons of Biggs and Mack, who wish to win the race, earn the prize, the Chromium Cheeseburg, and give it to Mefsi Schwartzolganachtern, the leader of the planet Foopon, so he would give their boss the ultimate super weapon, the Greening Ray, which would then be used to take over the planet of Whispsonia, the galaxy's main producer of cheese bread, to take over the universe, with the season finale telling the story of the race, leading to the meeting with Old Man Wilkins, a main character in following seasons.

## Origins

Like many other things, Cerbie's Ashes have quite the interesting backstory history story, just like her Ashes. In the year 1982, Haggis and Hoogle were in their laboratorium, brewing some new type of science friction series, Haggis poured some Pearnapple juice into a tube of Ynomeles, which is of course just a reverse verion of Selemony. All of a sudden, the entire area axeploded, revealing a new gelatinous gloop, named Fljerb. The Pokakukazes then rejoiced over the discovery of their new friend, who then explained to them many things, including the fact that Fljerb had a soul, which is of course the origin of the very well-known line from the the Magical Pikecycle, from Magical Pikecycle. Fljerb then proceeded to write a new science friction story all about things, which became known as "Space Hoagies", the first episode of "Magical Pikecycle". In the third episode, there was a new character who was rather morbidly obese. This one evolved into a brand new character named Cerbie, despite the fact that in the seven episode long run of Magical Pikecycle, Cerbie served as just a minor character who said "funny" lines, such the famous pre-Ashes Cerbie line, "Oooh... MIldew", which somehow made its way into the show, in the fourth episode, Cerbie Survives Accidental Suicide, where after accidentally falling from the Medium Sized Dipper's Bassco location into the sewage pumps area, Cerbie beholds a wild mild mildew, whom she names Moldew, and then follows throughout the area until she accidentally pops the Urinary Bladder, and has to avoid sogging the ship in urine.

## Characters

The show has quite the character list, most of them being complete weirdos, like all-star Sinnup Pokakukaz, who once appeared as a guest on the show.

### Main

* Cerbie McDonald, the titular character
* Susie Amine, kicked out of school for staying in after it ended.
* Carl Twine, comedian and Schnozracer
* Steven Chile, Porkian star pilot
* Robby Swanson, Steven's co-pilot
* Gorf, trash pickup robot
* Biggs Thuggsly, stooge
* Mack McDonald, stooge and Cerbie's brother
* Bosko, sheriff of the Medium Sized Dipper
* Porky, a bust of Porky Pig
* Bugsy, Biggs' and Mack's Boss
* Dachshund, Robby's pet Dachshund
* Old Man Wilkins, founder of Wilkins Coffee
* Baskey, weirdo living in the bathroom of Cerbie Manor

### Recurring

* Master Chef, leader of the Drunken Donuts gang
* Big Wenis, famed schnozracer, until his and Cerbie's death
* Foo Foo, living foo foo come to kill us all
* Bob, a member of the Eye Onions group, played by himself
* Sinnup, another member of the Eye Onions, also played by himself
* Sinbob, Sinnup and Bob combined
* Wrench, the fat beardo of the Eye Onions
* The Pencil, the skinny member of the Eye Onions
* Carbon, Cerbie's arch foe, and wannabe decapitator
* Saineek, orange, dual-schnozed hedgehog with bling