The Irelanders' Adventures of Total Drama World Tour - Walk Like An Egyptian

The Irelanders' Adventures of Total Drama World Tour - Walk Like An Egyptian is the 1st to 2nd episode of The Irelanders' Adventures of Total Drama World Tour.

## Plot

As the episode opens, Chris introduces the new season and the concept of the show, which features the competing contestants participating in culturally themed challenges all over the worldand breaking into spontaneous musicalsin every episode. He then introduces all the contestants, who were selected in the previous episode last season, as well as two new contestants. Chris and Chefthen bring forth the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, which will take the contestants around the world. He initially receives complaints from Courtney and Owenabout how unsafe the plane looks, but after smacking Owen on the head with a frying pan for his multiple complaints about flying, the contestants quiet down and show "excitement" about the plane, and Chris decides he'll give them a tour of the plane. Inside the plane, he tells the contestants that they must sing whenever he tells them in order to avoid instant elimination, something that is met with a barrage of complaints by every contestant, in particular from Duncanand Gwen, who both hate singing. The only exception to the complaining was Courtney, who doesn't have a problem with it and states how she has always wanted to sing on television. Leshawna asks Chris where the ladies' room is because she has to make a deposit, but she finds out it's actually a confessional, too. Chris then shows them the loser lounge, which is a seat-less compartment in which the losers of each week's challenge will stay and where the only way to sleep is to strap yourself to the wall in order to avoid feeling the jet's rumbles on the floor. He also shows them the swanky and luxurious winner's section, where the winners will stay. Ezekiel talks during the entire tour, greatly annoying Chris. In the winner's class compartment, Alejandro displays his charm in front of Lindsay, saying that the first class accommodations are what a lady deserves. This immediately makes Lindsay fall for him, and makes Tyler very jealous that Lindsay is paying so much more attention to another guy instead of him. As a result, Tyler attempts to impress Lindsay by trying, and ultimately failing, to do a handspring. Lindsay, however, is unable to remember Tyler's name and instead remembers Alejandro's name, to which Heather is listening attentively. In the cockpit confessional, while Heather appreciates not having to talk in the toilet, she mentions she can see right through Alejandro, but Chef Hatchet interrupts him saying he believes Alejandro is seductive, angering Heather. Chris then takes everyone to his quarters, where Cody notices there's a grand piano, a wood-burning pizza oven, a four-person hot tub with LED light show and dancing waters. Harold asks how to win those as a reward, but Chris reveals them to be off limits for the contestants, and Sierra continues to compliment Chris by saying, "I heart your limits!" Later, Chris explains the process of the new elimination ceremony, where those who are safe receive a barf bag full of airline-issued peanuts and those who are eliminated must jump off the plane. When Ezekiel says he has a peanut allergy, an annoyed Chris, even more than he was before, throws him out the door and declares him eliminated. However, Ezekiel, off screen, manages to climb back into the plane before it takes off by grabbing onto the landing gear and then he stows away. While the contestants are talking over things in the lunch cabin, Chris shows up and rings a bell. He tells them that whenever they hear the bell, they must all break into song. Courtney asks Chris what they're supposed to sing, and Chris says they must make up the lyrics and melody as they go along, or else they will be eliminated. The cast are confused as to what to do, but then Courtney starts off a song, which leads everyone to sing the first song of the season, "Come Fly With Us." After some traveling, the contestants arrive in Egypt where Chris announces the first challenge: "Pyramid Over Under," where contestants must climb over or go under the Pyramid and reach the finish line. The contestants split into groups. One team is Courtney, Duncan, and Gwen; another is Izzy, Owen, and Noah; another is Alejandro, Bridgette, and Lindsay; another is Leshawna, Harold, and DJ; then Heather, Sierra, and Cody; and Ezekiel and Tyler go off by themselves. Inside the pyramid, the contestants have three paths that they may enter, each with a different symbol depicted on the top of the door. Leshawna, Harold, and DJ go one way. Along the way through, DJ sees a mummified dog. He feels bad for it and pets it, causing it to disintegrate. This sets off a trap, dropping hundreds of scarabs on top of them. Because of this, they escape the pyramid and are the first to cross. However, this begins the Curse of the Mummified Dog. All three are placed in Team One. Owen, Izzy, and Noah go through the mummy path of the pyramid. Izzy asked to be dressed up as a mummy and eventually gets separated from Noah and Owen. They look around for her and instead find Ezekiel wrapped in mummy bandages as well. They think it's Izzy, but when Owen tries to kiss him, Noah realizes that it isn't and, mistaking him for an actual mummy, they both run away in terror. Meanwhile, outside the pyramid, Lindsay, Alejandro and Bridgette reach the top of the pyramid, and wonder how to get down. Bridgette reminds Lindsay and Alejandro that she is a surfer, and that they can surf down, taking a post that is already there. Tyler reaches the top, trying to get Lindsay to notice him, and says that he can surf too, before Bridgette accidentally hits him with the post, knocking him back down. Alejandro, Bridgette and Lindsay surf to the bottom of the pyramid. Alejandro lets the girls go first and they are both placed on Team One. Alejandro and Tyler then cross the finish line and are placed on Team Two. Noah and Owen cross soon after. When Alejandro sees who's in his team, he pretends to be happy with it, but bursts into a Spanish rant in the bathroom confessional. In the pyramid, Sierra accidentally sets off a trap and nearly kills Heather, who pretends to be okay with it in order to make Sierra like her. Then, Sierra, Heather and Cody exit the pyramid. Sierra is put as the last member for Team Two, while Cody and Heather become the first of Team Three. Meanwhile, on the top of the pyramid Gwen and Courtney argue over how to go down the side while Duncan becomes aggravated. When Chris rings the song bell and tells Duncan he has to sing a reprise about his feelings, an enraged Duncan runs down the side of the pyramid, dragging Courtney and Gwen with him. He tells Chris that he refuses to sing and Chris reminds him that if he doesn't sing he will be disqualified. Furious, Duncan quits the show and walks away, much to the surprise and shock of both Courtney and Gwen. Cody gives Gwen a hand and welcomes her as a teammate. After Izzy and Ezekiel arrive, Chris puts Izzy on Team Three and after non-stop begging from Ezekiel to return to the competition, Chris puts him on Team One, due to being one contestant short due to Duncan's quitting. Chris gets annoyed by Harold because he insists upon saying the team numbers in Egyptian. Chris then tells the chosen teams to pick a team name for their respective teams and they have three minutes to do so, while he finishes an ice-cream cone. Then, Chris gives Team Amazon a camel, Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot a goat, and Team Victory a stick. Leshawna questions why the team that made it past the finish line last got the better reward and the team that made it past the finish line first got the worst reward, but Chris tells her that he will explain it in the next episode, but only if he feels like it. After this, he signs off the episode. This episode opens right where the previous episode left off, with each team in possession of the rewards that they had won from their effort in the previous challenge. The teams all stand on their respective colored mats. Haroldimmediately complains about his team'syellow mat, believing it to be an insult of how cowardly they were. However, Leshawna calms him down by explaining the mat is gold to signify victory, not cowardice. Gwen, Courtney, and Heatherstart talking about Duncan's decision to leave the game, with Courtney lamenting how lonely he must be waiting on the plane alone. The scene changes to Duncan on the plane, where he seems to be having a nice time. He drinks a beverage while humming to the tune of "Come Fly with Us" in the first-class compartment, before Chris shows up and asks if he heard Duncan singing; Duncan denies this, and Chris remains suspicious. Back outside, Sierra talks to Izzy about how she thinks her relationship with Owenwill replace Courtney and Duncan as the "favorite Total Drama couple" on her fansite now that Duncan has quit. Chris then introduces the season's second challenge: "The Amazing Camel Race." Heather cheers over the camel advantage, though Alejandro thinks it's unfair that Team Amazon gets a camel after finishing last. Leshawna agrees with him because her team won the last challenge but only earned a stick as a reward. Each reward, Chris explains, has its own advantage in the challenge. He tells them that all teams will be racing to the Nile River, the world's most popular waterway, where they must bring their rewards from the previous episode. In Team Amazon's area, Heather gets on their team's camel and immediately bosses the others around, telling them to move it since they were technically in a race. Courtney criticizes Heather on how she's already beginning to turn Team Amazon into "Dictatorship Amazon". After everyone, but Cody, gets on the camel, Izzy immediately begins talking in gibberish, quickly explaining to her other teammates that she just introduced herself to the camel in "Camel-ese". Cody then makes an effort to ask Gwen out. Gwen brings up the past, remarking about how cool it was of him to set her up with Trent during the first season. Cody then tries to score a date with her, reminding her that now she's single, only for the rest of the team, including Gwen, to laugh at him instead, effectively serving as yet another rejection from Gwen to Cody. In Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot's area, Alejandro makes a short motivational speech to his team to empower them. He attempts to inspire them by telling them that they don't need a camel because they already have each other and are unstoppable. Owen, Tyler, and Noah seem to be really inspired by Alejandro, except for Sierra, who only stares at him with an uninterested expression on her face. Over in Team Victory's area, Harold is tinkering with the stick, wondering how he might use it as a jousting tool to shield everyone from dangerous sand snakes. Leshawna leaps into Harold's arms as soon as she learns this. Harold then inadvertently lunges with the stick at Ezekiel, hitting him in the eye. DJtakes Harold's stick and warns him that he could injure someone else with it. He then throws the stick into the air, but it immediately comes back down with an injured seagull, much to his dismay. The bird is the first victim of the Curse of the Mummified Dog. Back with Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot, Noah and Tylerare seated on the goat, Sierra on Noah's shoulders and Owen on Tyler's, terribly outweighing the goat's weight. Alejandro then hops on top of Owen and Sierra, easily balancing their unsteadiness with his own body. Then, in the cockpit confessional, Alejandro compliments Chef on his job flying the plane. Outside, Chris guides the teams and warns them about scarab beetles, which are actually in their mating season. Chef then knocks over an ancient vase, releasing a swarm of scarab beetles on their way to the other contestants. At that point, the bell chimes for the contestants to sing a song. Chris tells them to sing a soothing song to calm the scarabs down, which leads to the contestants singing "Lovin' Time," the season's second song. During the number, they try to get away from the scarabs, which turn on Ezekiel and begin chasing after everyone after he throws off the rhythm of the song. The song finishes with that, and everyone takes off for the challenge, with Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot leading on a goat, Team Amazon second on a camel, and Team Victory third on foot. After a while, Team Amazon and Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot change positions, putting Team Amazon in first place. Team Amazon seems to be having problems getting the camel to travel quicker. Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot is trekking on their goat in second place. Alejandro attempts to seduce Courtney by telling her that she is deserving of more than a "quitter" like Duncan. Courtney attempts to ignore this by asking if the camel could go faster so she could escape Alejandro's truth. After that, Alejandro notices a shortcut and guides his team in a different direction. Cody realizes Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot has disappeared and wonders where they have gone. Team Victory is running in last place. As Bridgette notices that they've run by the same cactus twice, Leshawna reveals that the team has been running in circles the whole time, causing the entire team to stomp their feet in frustration. Eventually, Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot reaches the river. However, the finish line is on the other side of it. Chris yells through a megaphone, saying that they are the first team to arrive to the episode's third challenge, basket weaving. According to Chris, each team must literally weave a boat out of weak river weeds to carry their entire team and reward across the Nile to the finish line on the other side. Sierra reveals that she is a fourth-generation basket weaver after hearing this. Meanwhile, Team Victory is lost, and Harold, in a fit of frustration, breaks their team's stick, which he then discovers that it is a divining rod, and that it could lead them to water. Team Amazon appears to be arguing about which direction the Nile is when Izzy suggests asking "Ruby," the name she had assigned the camel. When Izzy starts speaking in Camel-ese, the camel turns around and seems to be walking in the right direction. They approach Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot, who is halfway done with their boat. Sierra approaches Izzy and apologizes for her team's tardiness. They both discuss how each other's team has someone they like and want — in Izzy's case, Owen, and in Sierra's case, Cody. Sierra instantly considers switching teams with Izzy, without even consulting Chris or her own teammates. Heather contemplates the possibility of swapping a "basket case" with a "basket weaver" for a moment before accepting it. As a result, Sierra immediately starts weaving a boat for Team Amazon, and Heather sends Izzy to join the boys. Alejandro immediately asks where Chris is, telling everyone that he won't allow the switch. Chris comes across the Nile on a speedboat. Sierra then cuffs his legs and sucks up to him, saying that it's his decision and that he is the "best decider" ever. When Chris hears this, he immediately agrees, officially putting Izzy on Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot and Sierra on Team Amazon, much to Alejandro's dismay. When Heather teases Alejandro about it, Alejandro reacts by blowing Heather a kiss, which both shocks and irritates her. Sierra finishes Team Amazon's boat, making Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot watch in exasperation and annoyance, but Alejandro motivates his team to keep working. Team Victory then finally makes it to third place in the second challenge and gets started on the third one, with making their boat. Team Amazon is ready to go, but the camel is adamantly opposed, as Cody tries to get the camel into their boat. Courtney tries to convince Izzy to tell Ruby the camel to board the boat, but Noah stops her, claiming that Izzy is now a part of their team. The rest of Team Amazon then attempts unsuccessfully to entice the camel into the boat. Team Victory and Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot, on the other hand, have completed their boats and are ready to set sail with their lighter rewards. Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot pulls out of the area and into the water in first place and Team Victory comes behind them in second. Finally, Alejandro tells Izzy to speak with Team Amazon's camel as it reaches the boat, placing them in third. Chris tells Chef that the challenge isn't hard enough, and at that moment, the bell rings, signaling that it's time for a musical reprise. He tells them that if Ezekiel hadn't messed up the song in the first place, they wouldn't have to sing this one, to which Team Victory gives him a stern stare. They then continue to sing the season's third song. During "Rowin' Time," Harold tells Ezekiel to fend off the crocodilesby hitting them on the nose with something. When Ezekiel tries to do this with their stick as a weapon, the crocodile eats it. Also during the song, Team Amazon passes Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot and claims first place, hitting the last note of the song, together. Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot gets second and Team Victory claims third. Chris comes into the picture saying that as long as they made it across the finish line with their reward, there wouldn't be an elimination. Ezekiel tells his team that he lost the stick, which enrages them. Chris says that Team Amazon gets to stay in the Winners' Area of the plane. At the Barf Bag Ceremony, Chris explains the rules to Team Victory. Chris states that there are passportsof each team member in the Losers' Area confessional, and that each team member must stamp the passport of the person they want to be voted out. In the confessional, Lindsay goes ballistic and stamps out everyone. Ezekiel stamps out DJ. Leshawna chooses Ezekiel. DJ has a hard time deciding, to the point where Chris has to come in and tell him to hurry up. Harold triple-stamps Ezekiel. Bridgette, after applying lip gloss and taking some time to choose, chooses Ezekiel. Ezekiel gets voted out and is given a parachute. Chris tells him that he has five seconds before he is thrown out. But Ezekiel doesn't listen, and instead berates his team for voting him off as he walks towards the door. He is then promptly kicked out of the plane by Chef, flying right out the door and past a visibly shocked Duncan, while Chris comments that he knew it would be satisfying to watch. However, Ezekiel is seen immediately after, grabbing onto the very tip of the tail wing and hanging on, with his parachute around his legs by the strap, saying that he isn't going anywhere and that the game is his. Duncan is standing nearby and whistles in shock at Ezekiel's elimination, saying it "sucks to be Zeke." However, Chris gives him a parachuteand says it's the "last stop for non-contestants." Despite Duncan's protest and insisting that Chris is supposed to give him a ride home, Chris simply says that they're going the other way, and quickly pushes him off. Duncan, unlike Ezekiel, does not manage to grab onto the plane and falls straight to the ground. Chris just smiles and screams, "Happy landing!" But gets no response from Duncan, as he's just screaming, and the camera pans away from the plane. Chris, watching the confessional from the cockpit alongside Chef, calls him a "real contestant" and signs off the show.

## List of Songs

1. The Mystery Machine's on Broadway!
2. What Goes Around Comes Around
3. There's A Musical Curse Over Total Drama
4. Pokémon Journeys theme song
5. You'll Never Believe What Happened
6. Will You Won't You
7. I'm The Music Meister
8. Other Friends (Cristina Vee version)
9. Not Evil
10. Night Begins to Shine
11. All Anout Love (History of Funk)
12. Just Sing
13. I Wanna Be Famous
14. Geography
15. Come Fly With Us
16. Empire
17. Araibian Nights (three versions)
18. Mummy Wrap
19. Nobody Knows
20. It's Lovin Time
21. Walk Like An Egyptian (song)
22. Cosmic Dance
23. We Need to Be Free
24. It's Rowin Time
25. True Celtic Friend
26. Araibian Nights (final version)

## Transcript

The Irelanders' Adventures of Total Drama World Tour - Walk Like An Egyptian/Transcript