Let's Play BANK HEIST

**Let's Play BANK HEIST** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*You may've been on The Traitors, Ivan, but now we're in a bank heist. And your arse is grass.*"
―Jon
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "what doesn't kill you makes you stranger".
* Who's going to be *getting off scot free* and who's *only going to be blowing the bloody doors off*?
* Laurie gets the best of the hellos - "Bank hi-st!"
* Love love love hidden role/traitor games. It's the shouting and hysterical accusations, I think.
* We can play along, apparently unless we're super super quick. Those cards weren't on the screen for long, right?
* HollyLikesMaths. This doesn't make her either a nerd or a cop.
* Adam - 'don't do this thing, that would be awful'. Also Adam... Ah. Now we need to decide if he's evil or incompetent. That kind of feels familiar.
* Acada-me is simultaneously one of the stupidest things we've ever heard and enough to make Sullivan very giggly. Adam appears to be trying to poke out one of his own eyes.
* Loving the music, James - very thematically appropriate.
* Sullivan has tiny t-rex arms and that was very funny indeed.
* Sticky fingers or sticky trotters? There's a slight panic from one corner of the table.
* Be honest, we *all* thought Adam was going to silence Laurie, right?
* The tormenting of the person unable to speak is a minor NRB speciality and it's marvellous. Poor Holly. We could fill a couple of pages with the smartarsery though, it's glorious.
* Adam: "Thank god all the men can talk around the table ... after hundreds of years, the men can speak."
* Ivan went for Jon straight out of the gate. That was very bold. Then Jon gets a poison card, what on earth will he do with that?
* Holly can speak volumes with her eyebrows and a selection of 'hm-hm's.
* Adam to Holly: "Read it out loud for the camera!" Laurie: "Would you like me to read it? I've at least had *some* training."
* Adam to Holly: "Settle down, chatty Cathy." She's really going to kill him.
* Sullivan and Adam screaming insults at one another is awfully entertaining. "And kiss?" because Adam and Sullivan are boyfriends.
* Adam: "You are a police - man!" Ivan: "or woman!" But the general feeling is that Sullivan is in the right and just too full of adrenaline.
* Adam: "You're a little pig boy!" Ivan: "or girl!"
* Holly: "I know, I know, I *know* Laurie is crew." Adam: "Why didn't you say something before?" And we've gone. We've never seen Sullivan this tickled.
* This episode not sponsored by *Grubby Little Mitts*, but go and see the show anyway. We actually get two separate references today.
* Sullivan and Jon are just tweaking in the back of the getaway van now. Sullivan is getting more and more indignant.
* Now Laurie can't speak, Holly can only shoot and Sullivan's gun is full of preserves. Jon has a whole other win condition.
* Jon: "I don't want to be with the pigs!" Ivan: "or sows!"
* We get the money we need at the very last moment. Now the shooting can start.
* Ooooh it's a bloodbath.
* Laurie's miming beautifully, including proposing a raise for James. Do we get a say? wiki votes yes to that one.
* Our agent comes clean and pulls Jon along with them. Holly's blaming the whole thing on Adam.
* Jon to Holly: "You wouldn't shoot Sullivan though, because you're a coward!"
* Game 2, Adam's going to be shushybears. But Holly did the bad thing.
* Adam: "I hope she's not a cop. I hope she just fucked it up." Teri tests Holly. Teri spot! Hi Teri!
* Part James music, part all-time NRB favourite *The Pink Panther*, part vague trumpet noises.
* Adam plays a very interesting game this time. Lots of accusations against him and it's not entirely clear which way the sentiment will go.
* Ivan: "Someone shut off the alarm and we'll have a little picnic."
* The cum's back. Of course.
* Sullivan's charming his neighbours. Jon and Ivan are cosying up in a way that makes them both uncomfortable.
* Laurie is poisoned, Ivan has a shotgun. Jon's got mad skillz.
* We have our money, let's go. Bloodbath time.
* Jon's promising to give Ivan's money to his family, but he'd prefer a lavish funeral. He's getting doves and bagpipes.
* Ivan: "Lads? or lasses?"
* Oh.
* Oh.
* OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH.
* Fuck, that was good. What a moment. That was wonderful. SulliVAN!
* Jon's riding all the way to the hideout asleep and in handcuffs.
* Ivan on Laurie: "Believed him every time. I'm a fool and he did well - he deserved the win. That was incredible."

## Talking heads

Talking heads are available this episode. Timestamps were put together by Peter on the Patreon Discord.

* 0:07:57 - Adam is not good at quick math
* 0:17:07 - Adam is Holly's best friend
* 0:17:37 - Holly has a lot to say
* 0:22:12 - Sullivan thinks Holly is rude
* 0:23:42 - Jon stepped right back
* 0:32:52 - Sullivan thinks Adam is piss
* 0:33:04 - Adam is not a piss boy
* 0:40:52 - Laurie says James the Editor deserves a raise
* 0:50:10 - Holly picks a good boy
* 0:57:45 - Jon drops the character
* 0:57:55 - Ivan enjoyed the game
* 1:00:01 - Adam hopes Holly's not a cop
* 1:00:12 - Teri makes Holly do math
* 1:16:46 - Jon says Holly's a little bandit
* 1:16:52 - Holly told a little fib
* 1:25:44 - Sullivan can't speak English
* 1:28:39 - Laurie is a team player
* 1:29:33 - Ivan is a fool
* 1:29:42 - Holly sings a song

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* This episode is the second appearance of special guest Ivan Brett!
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.