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Gord's Gold is All I Have in Life

**Gord's Gold is All I Have in Life** is the second track on *Someone Else.* (2005) by Moes Haven.

"Gord's Gold" is the title of the 1977 compilation album, by Gordon Lightfoot.

Farley discusses the song on MMIP #26 (January 25, 2015).

## Lyrics

Rent was due last Tuesday

Says a voice outside my door

It's been Gord's Gold on the table

I don't hear it anymore

And if I'd got that invitation

I'd be there with my tails

Waltzing sweet Matilda

Forking her some quail

And if I were in Canada

Some dusty cul-de-sac

Villagers distrustful

Only want to send me back

Maybe she would think of me

And wonder if I'd died

Visit mausoleums

To see if I'm inside

If she were in the hospital

Still too sick to speak

That jarring man who wooed her

He'd forget her in a week

But me, I would forgive me

And stay right by her side

Nurse her back to health

And then make her my sweet bride

(Fadeout)

Someone in the pits of hell ...
I Love Bob Dylan!

***I Love Bob Dylan!*** is the debut album of The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan. With 18 tracks and a running length of 44:31, it is a humorous but also in-depth exploration of Bob Dylan's music, Dylan being one of Matt Farley's favorite artists. Although this artist's output focuses on songs about musical artists, this is the only album which is dedicated to a single artist.

Track 1, "Expecting Rain Dot Com" is about a popular Bob Dylan fansite that Farley was a part of. The website posted his link to the album (noting the song he wrote about the website) on June 27, 2008.[1].

The album was released on June 16, 2008 (Spotify lists a non-specific release date of January 1, 2008 which is not correct.)

The Motern Mania tumblr website posted a positive review of the album in 2015.[2]

WFMU (a popular New York City-area freeform radio station) has played tracks from this album a number of times. The Jokerfan wrote some songs about WFMU on *People Who Like These Songs Are Correct* (2013).

## References

<references>

Moes Haven • The Big Heist • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • Matt Motern Manly Man • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • The Finklestinks • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • No Jokes • Full 75+ band list on home page

1. ↑ Playlist for 05 February 2014 Options | Slushaggedon 2014, wfmu.org (after playing a possible? unreleased song called the "WFMU Red Tape Song", the station plays "A Better Version of Blood on the Tracks")
Don't Tell Them Anything About Me

**"Don't Tell Them Anything About Me"** is the ninth track on the Matt Motern Manly Man album *Delicate Genius / Thirsty Killer*, released in 2017.

## Lyrics

Oh oh oh oh

Don't tell them anything about me

Oh oh oh oh

Don't tell them anything about me

We're waiting till we find

Please don't think that I don't mind

Tell me who I am, honesty and decorum

Never speak(?) upon our dreams

Nay nay someday music teacher is a fiend(?)

Oh oh oh oh

Don't tell them anything about me

Oh oh oh oh

Don't tell them anything about me

We're waiting till we find

Please don't think that I don't mind

How do I tell them, I don't want something

There's no magical design

Late night idea, pencil wasn't near

Bound to come around again sometime

Oh oh oh oh

Don't tell them anything about me

Oh oh oh oh

Don't tell them anything about me

We're waiting till we find

Please don't think that I don't mind
I Will Never Stop Singing About Celebrities Because It Is My Calling in Life

***I Will Never Stop Singing About Celebrities Because It Is My Calling in Life*** is the 36th album Papa Razzi and the Photogs, released on June 14, 2019 (spotify date listed June 11, 2019)

The album has 50 tracks and a runtime of 1 hour 23 minutes. Papa Razzi sings his phone number on "Coby Cotton is a Perfect Dude!", "You, Liev Schreiber, Are a Nice Guy," and "Dan Ozzi is the Last Real Rock Critic".

As of October 2022, the most popular song on this album is "Sebastian Stan Is a Wonderful Man" with over 45,000 streams.

## Track listing

1. Thomas Brodie-Sangster, This Song Is About You 1:18
2. You, Liev Schreiber, Are a Nice Guy 1:23
3. Dave Bautista Is Powerful Actor Man 1:53
4. Anthony Mackie, Oh Yeah! 2:04
5. Kit Harington Is a Wonderful Guy 1:15
6. Sebastian Stan Is a Wonderful Man 1:42
7. Chadwick Aaron Boseman Respect All Time 1:08
8. Song About Garrett Hilbert, Athlete Tremendous 1:56
9. Cody Jones Is the Tall Guy 1:28
10. Song About Cory Cotton, Twin 2 1:22
11. Coby Cotton Is a Perfect Dude! 1:37
12. Tyler Toney, Oh My Goodness! Talent. 1:19
13. The Chuck Barris Song (Game Shows and Assassinations) 1:54
14. Chi-Chi Rodríguez, Best Golfer! 1:43
15. I Trust Opinions of Stephen A. Smith 1:17
16. Dax Shepard, Oh Yeah! 1:42
17. Charles Radbourn, Old Hoss! 1:52
18. Richard Roeper, Movie Critic Man 1:34
19. Armond White Has Superb Opinions 1:36
20. Let's Hear It for Pauline Kael! 1:54
21. Best Roger Ebert Song Ever! 2:18
22. Chris Froome Go Zoom on Bike 1:47
23. Rachel Dunkel Is so Wonderful, Indeed 1:39
24. Fabian Fournier Was the Real Paul Bunyan, Possibly 1:41
25. Paul Bunyan! What a Big Ol' Lumberjack Giant! 1:41
26. Mandy Stadtmiller Is the Subject of This Ode 1:48
27. Dan Ozzi Is the Last Real Rock Critic 2:34
28. Anna Massoglia Is so Talented and Wonderful 1:56
29. Madeline Wise Is a Brilliant Performer 1:38
30. Simone Giertz Is Talented and Genius 1:21
31. Gianluca D'elia Is Wonderful Journalist Always! 1:33
32. Sydney Shaw Journalistic Genius 1:20
33. I Quite Like the Writings of Jordan Bassett 1:27
34. Nick Haywood Is Filmmaker Excellence 1:16
35. Braden Brickner Is Movie Tremendous 1:14
36. David Hiatt Movie Brilliance 1:12
37. Finally, A Song Celebrating Brian Dennehy 2:22
38. J.E.A. Wallace Poetry Forever! 1:29
39. Owen Neil Tribut Anthem 1:49
40. Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Best Always! 1:18
41. I Like Everything About Anna Konkle Because Awesome 1:44
42. I Like You, Maya Erskine, Because You're so Great 1:38
43. Verlen Kruger, My Favorite Canoe Enthusiast 2:03
44. Michelangelo Antonioni Makes Great Movie, Oh Yeah! 1:43
45. Rj City Is Gonna Get Ya! 1:24
46. Terrence Malick Movies Are Great, And so Is He 2:12
47. Lloyd Kaufman Song! 1:28
48. Alexandra Breckenridge Is a Superstar 2:00
49. Susan Kelechi Watson Is so Super Awesome 1:54
50. Justin Hartley Is a Famous Person 1:45
Songs About Famous People (Who Didn’t Ask Me to Write About Them)

***Songs About Famous People (Who Didn’t Ask Me to Write About Them)*** is the eighth album by Papa Razzi and the Photogs.

The album was released on October 4, 2010, about seven months after *Fame is Awesome!*. The album has 42 tracks and a running time of 1 hour 13 minutes.

The cover of this album is black and white again, showing with Matt Farley and his future wife Elizabeth Peterson.

Track 5 "The Tiffany Eddy Song", is played live in part in a 2010 segment of NH Chronicle were Farley was interviewed by Eddy about his music.[1]

On rateyourmusic.com, this album has two five star ratings.

As of March 11, 2022, the most streamed song from this album on Spotify is "Ladies Love Justin Bieber" (88,526 streams).

## Track listing

1. Audrey and Andy 2:05
2. Ladies Love Justin Bieber 1:47
3. Jon Stewart, You Are a Cultural Phenomenon! 1:53
4. Dylan and Cole Sprouse Are Awesome 1:29
5. The Tiffany Eddy Song 1:11
6. Mark Zuckerberg, What Did You Think of "The Social Network"? 1:59
7. Russell Crowe Is the Greatest Actor in the World 2:04
8. A Song About Keanu Reeves 1:55
9. Meryl Streep Is a Fine Actress 2:05
10. Rebecca Hall, I Have a Crush on You 2:23
11. Ernest Hemingway Was a Great Writer, Don't You Think? 1:51
12. I Like Zelda Fitzgerald 1:18
13. Betsy Ross Was a Great Flagmaker! I Love Her So Much. 1:42
14. Ben Stiller, I Like You Because You Are So Darn Funny 2:02
15. Nostradamus Is My Favorite Prophet 2:04
16. Kaley Cuoco Is Beautiful and Wonderful 1:51
17. A Wonderful Musical Tribute to Emily Dickinson, the Great Poet 2:19
18. Daniel Radcliffe, You Are Great! 1:49
19. Evangeline Lilly, I Would Like to Be Stuck on an Island with You! 2:03
20. Kristen Wiig, You Are So Funny and Beautiful 2:03
21. I Think Jamie Foxx Rocks! 1:58
22. William Shakespeare Wrote Awesome Stuff When He Was Alive 1:33
23. A Pretty Good Song About Bruce Willis 1:42
24. A Tremendous Musical Tribute to Jude Law 1:32
25. I Like Bristol Palin 1:40
26. Orlando Bloom, Have You Noticed How Women Go Crazy About You? 1:36
27. Mel Gibson Is Great 1:13
28. William Shatner, I Like Your Work! 1:46
29. A Song for George Lucas 2:18
30. Charlie Sheen Is So Great and Talented. I Respect Him. 1:29
31. I Love Betty White. It Seems She's Been Old Forever! 1:29
32. I Like the Books of Jane Austen 1:44
33. Jason Segel, You Do a Good Job in Movies and on Television! 1:27
34. Jorge Luis Borges, I Like Your Books So Very Much! 1:30
35. Bill Gates, You Are Great! 1:05
36. Johnny Galecki Is a Hero to Geeks and Nerds Everywhere! 1:48
37. Jim Parsons Does a Great Job of Portraying a Super Nerd on TV! 1:03
38. Rooney Mara, You Are So Darn Cute 1:28
39. I Like the Actor Named David Boreanaz 1:26
40. I Have a Crush on Erica Jong 2:14
41. Kerri Green Is the Ultimate 1980s Girl! 1:28
42. A Song for Stephanie, Addie and Alli from Minnesota (Thanks for Calling!) 2:02
Dream Girls

***Dream Girls*** is the debut album by Papa Razzi and the Photogs, which would go on to be one of the most successful Motern artists. Released on July 19, 2007, it's on the longer side for the novelty albums of 2008 and 2009. The band is listed as "Papa Razzi + The Photogs".

On the band's 2010 album *Fame is Awesome!*, on the song "Papa Razzi and the Photogs", Papa Razzi says this album took three days to write and record, and that he has put less and less effort into his subsequent albums.

Since the release of this album, Michelle Briand has acted in a number of Motern Media/ShockMarathons films. The album cover photo is from *Freaky Farley* (2007), which was not released until a few months after this album came out. The album features songs about only female celebrities.

## Track listing

Moes Haven • The Big Heist • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • Matt Motern Manly Man • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • The Finklestinks • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • No Jokes • Full 75+ band list on home page
The Detroit Sports Band

**The Detroit Sports Band** is a Matt Farley sports band which releases songs about Detroit-based sports teams. The band has released two albums.

As of July 2019, the most-streamed song by this artist on Spotify is "The Winless Lions", a song which also reuses the music from "Scarlett Johansson Farts" by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners on *Celebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)* (2009).

*Deadspin* wrote about Farley's sports bands in 2014, calling their music "a sonic trainwreck" but still "hilarious."

## References

<references>

1. ↑ Kevin Draper. This One Guy Has Written Hundreds Of Awful Songs About Sports, *Deadspin* (November 15, 2014)
RAMBLING ROSES

Kamen Rider Amazons, Episode 18

## Episode Guide

***RAMBLING ROSES*** is the eighteenth episode of *Kamen Rider Amazons*.

## Synopsis

Mamoru has appeared in front of Shidou and his team to show the reality of the Amazons, that they cannot live in peace as they originally thought they could. To that end, the formerly gentle Amazon has accepted the harshness of the world by waging war against the humans.

Mizuki heads to find a water source of the Lysogenic Cells, only to encounter Haruka. Has Haruka truly become an enemy of mankind after leaving the humans?

## Cast

* Chihiro (千翼, *Chihiro*): You Maejima (前嶋 曜, *Maejima Yō*)
* Iyu (イユ, *Iyu*) : Ayana Shiramoto (白本 彩奈, *Shiramoto Ayana*)
* Haruka Mizusawa (水澤 悠, *Mizusawa Haruka*): Tom Fujita (藤田 富, *Fujita Tomu*)
* Mizuki Mizusawa (水澤 美月, *Mizusawa Miduki*): Rena Takeda (武田 玲奈, *Takeda Rena*)
* Takeshi Kurosaki (黒崎 武, *Kurosaki Takeshi*): Kota Miura (三浦 孝太, *Miura Kōta*)
* Kota Fukuda (福田 耕太, *Fukuda Kōta*): Kazuya Tanabe (田邊 和也, *Tanabe Kazuya*)
* Ichiro Fudamori (札森 一郎, *Fudamori Ichirō*): Yoshito Momiki (籾木 芳仁, *Momiki Yoshito*)
* Hiroki Nagase (長瀬 裕樹, *Nagase Hiroki*): Eiji Asako (赤楚 衛二, *Asako Eiji*)
* Nozomi Takai (高井 望, *Takai Nozomi*): Kanon Miyahara (宮原 華音, *Miyahara Kanon*)
* Kazuya Misaki (三崎 一也, *Misaki Kazuya*): Katsuya (勝也, *Katsuya*)
* Mamoru (マモル, *Mamoru*): Ryota Kobayashi (小林 亮太, *Kobayashi Ryōta*)
* Makoto Shido (志藤 真, *Shidō Makoto*): Mitsutoshi Shundo (俊藤 光利, *Shundō Mitsutoshi*)
* Shogo Kano (加納 省吾, *Kanō Shogō*): Toshimasa Komatsu (小松 利昌, *Komatsu Toshimasa*)
* Yugo Tachibana (橘 雄悟, *Tachibana Yūgo*): Yu Kamio (神尾 佑, *Kamio Yū*)

### Guest Casts

* Emiri (エミリ, *Emiri*): Kyoko Ochiai (落合 恭子, *Ochiai Kyōko*)
* Shuuya (周也, *Shūya*) / Rose Amazon: Ryo Fujimoto (藤本 涼, *Fujimoto Ryō*)
* Fujio (藤尾, *Fujio*): Shinji Kasahara (笠原 紳司, *Kasahara Shinji*)
* Shimada (島田, *Shimada*) / Wasp Amazon: Yuichiro Nishi (西 祐一郎, *Nishi Yūichirō*)
* Nakashima (中島, *Nakashima*): Mitsuaki Hidari (左 光哲, *Hidari Mitsuaki*)
* Kaori (カオリ, *Kaori*) / Soldier Ant Amazon: Arisa Nakamura (中村 有沙, *Nakamura Arisa*)

### Suit actors

* Kamen Rider Amazon Neo: Kohei Matsuoka (松岡 航平, *Matsuoka Kōhei*)
* Crow Amazon: Yuto Kikuchi (菊池 雄人, *Kikuchi Yūto*)

## External links

* Toei TV's official episode guide for RAMBLING ROSES

## References

1. ↑ http://www.ladyeve.net/archives/031868#comments
April: What A Cruel Month

## April

***April: What A Cruel Month!*** is the twelfth released album by Moes Haven. It, unlike most other 365 Project album, does not have a MMIP discussing the album for its 10 year anniversary. Matt discusses it in the beginning of MMIP #101 -- he calls it a "hit or miss" album.

The album was intentionally rough and unpolished because the point of the album was to write insane, weird, and bad songs after their masterpiece *March: of the Aliens**.* The album is very poorly mixed and mastered on purpose to show the point of the "Cruel Month." The songs were mostly recorded in jam sessions, and they would cut the best portions from them out and fade in and fade out of the tracks.

It is the second shortest Moes Haven album. Jon Noble is the man featured on the album cover. Matt describes it as "similar to Jandek", even though Matt hadn't heard of Jandek in 2006.

## Track listing

*Out With the Old* (2004) • *Dislocated Songs* (2004) • *Svetlana* (2005) • *Someone Else.* (2005) • *Explorations in Madness* (2005) • *Moe's Haven* (2005) • *Sir Paul Made Ram. We Made This.* (2005) • *Down With Memories* (2005) • *January* (2006) • *February: From the Bayou to the Barnyard and Back* (2006) • *March: of the Aliens* (2006) • ***April: What A Cruel Month*** (2006) • *May: I Buy You A Sandwich?* (2006) • *June* (2006) • *July: In The Sun With Me?* (2006) • *August: of Temporal Inconsistency* (2006) • *September: In Manchvegas* (2006) • *(SH)OC(K)TOBER* (2006) • *November the Tar!* (2006) • *December* (2007) • *If Not Us, Who?* (2007) • *This is My Millennium* (2008) • *Stromboli’s Alarm Clock* (2010) • *Metal Detector Maniac* (2022) • *(Several Supreme Beings Told Us To Make This) One Last Album* (2023)
**Compilations**: *Victory is Ours! (For Now)* (2007) • *It Takes a Lot of Guts!* (2009)
**Songs from Deep in the Vault (1996 - 2010)**: *Vol. 1* (2013) • *Vol. 2* (2017) • *Vol. 3* (2017) • *Unheralded Origins of Genius* (2021)
Jon Noble

**Jon Noble** is an actor who has appeared in many Motern Media/ShockMarathons movies going back to their early films.

## Filmography

* *Boston Johnny* (2023) as Citizen Jon
* *Slingshot Cops* (2016) (Advisor, crew only)
* *Local Legends* (2013) as Guy in car
* *Don’t Let The Riverbeast Get You!* (2012) as Phillipe
* *Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas* (2009) as Chad Tyler
* *Freaky Farley* (2007) as Man Enjoying Shower
* *Obtuse Todd* (2005) as Drug buyer
* *Sammy: The Tale of a Teddy and a Terrible Tunnel* (2002) as City Engineer
* *Adventures in Cruben Country* (2002) as City Engineer

## Songs about Jon Noble

* "Jon Noble (You Think You're Better Than Me (And You Are))" by Moes Haven on *August: Of Temporal Inconsistency* (2006)
River of Love

**River of Love** is the opening track on *Mature Love Songs* (2014) by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.

## Lyrics

Ride down this river of love of with me

Ride down this river of love of with me

Ride down this river til we reach the sea

And then we'll keep on going

Wherever its flowing

Yeah we'll keep on going

Wherever the wind is blowing

There's no real river, babe

Its just a story

In school I think they called it

Allegory

Trying to find a way to describe the glory

That I feel when I'm in your arms

Ride down this river of love of with me

Ride down this river of love of with me

Ride down this river til we reach the sea

And we'll keep on going

Never sang about love

I didn't know where to begin

Never sang about anything

That came from within

Now that I've met you

I'm throwing my hat in the ring

Gonna try to sing

About love

Ride down this river of love of with me

Ride down this river of love of with me

Ride down the river til we reach the sea

And we'll keep on going
Emergency Poop

***Emergency Poop*** (2018) is the 13th album by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.

The album contains eight songs, with a running time of 15:09. It was released on April 10, 2018 according to Spotify and Amazon. The short album length is indicated by the cover art which calls the album "The Emergency Poop E.P.", with "E.P." apparently referring to an extended play, and not simply as an abbreviation for "Emergency Poop".

The cover art of the album again features the same toilet first seen on *You Thought We Ran Out of Poop Song Ideas. You Were Wrong* (2013). T-Shirts of the album cover are also available for sale.[1].

Music critic Alex S. commented on this album, "This guy brings so much laughter to my life. I am so glad I found out about these songs!!! When I have kids we are totally gonna sing these songs whenever we are driving around. It's going to be epic." Similarly, critic Maddy Todd opined "Your music is beautiful! Whenever I hear your songs I feel joyous and uplifted! Whenever I have a bad day I just hop onto youtube and turn on your songs because I can count on you and your songs! Please never stop writing this wonderful music! Your voice is a choir of angels!!"

Music critic David Creek wrote that "Poop out Your Poop" contains a "mesmeric Aladdin Sane-esque piano interlude to go with it?! I like what I’m hearing!"

The opening track of the album, "Last Poop of the Night," also appears on the live album *Motern Extravaganza 2019*.

CDBaby blurb: "Good poop songs."
CDBaby album notes: "This is good music."

CDBaby: [2]
Spotify: [3]
Amazon: [4]
Apple Music: [5]

## Track listing

1. Last Poop of the Night (2:23)
2. Poop out Your Poop (1:45)
3. Fart Machine (1:53)
4. Poop Is Its Own Reward (2:22)
5. Poop Party (1:48)
6. Pizzeria Diarrhea (1:10)
7. Poop in the Shower (1:38)
8. Poop by Candlelight (2:10)
Dream Girls, Vol. 2

***Dream Girls, Vol. 2*** is the fourth album by Papa Razzi and the Photogs. The album was released on November 19, 2008. The album has 30 tracks and a running time of 54:27.

The album cover photo shows Farley in an unclear setting. The black and white cover has a yellow background in the same style of the band's prior two albums, as presumably the cover was photocopied onto yellow paper.

As one might expect from the title, this album is all songs about female celebrities, as was *Dream Girls* (2007). Most of the song titles are simply the name of the celebrity, with a few having longer titles such as "Angelina Jolie, Please Adopt Me".

As of February 2022, the most popular streamed song on Spotify from this album is "Katy Perry, Kiss Me!" (15,128 streams).

## Track listing

1. Katie Couric 1:27
2. Angelina Jolie, Please Adopt Me 1:50
3. Katie Holmes 1:30
4. Lisa Loeb 1:28
5. Jenna Fischer 1:58
6. Laura Silverman 1:16
7. Sarah Silverman 1:50
8. Yoko Ono 1:37
9. Oprah Winfrey 1:46
10. Joy Behar, Be My Cougar 2:10
11. Maggie Gyllenhaal 2:33
12. Paris Hilton 1:20
13. Katy Perry, Kiss Me! 1:20
14. Amanda Bynes 1:48
15. Jennifer Aniston 2:12
16. Ashley Tisdale 2:03
17. Evan Rachel Wood 1:35
18. Katherine Heigl 1:41
19. Marissa Tomei 1:32
20. Miley Cyrus 1:44
21. Mary-kate & Ashley Olsen 3:08
22. Kate Winslet 2:15
23. Anne Hathaway 2:03
24. Amy Winehouse, Get Your Act Together! 2:12
25. Diane Lane 1:49
26. Elisabeth Shue 0:56
27. Kate Hudson 1:55
28. Gwen Stefani, Stop Using Bad Words in Your Songs! 1:11
29. Rachel Bilson 2:24
30. Rachel Mcadams 1:43
No Jokes

**No Jokes** albums are Matt Farley albums, either by himself or with others, that generally are more serious/polished.  They contain humor but are generally considered by his fans to be more serious works both lyrically and musically. The sort of thing you can play for millennial hipsters who claim to be wholly open to all types of music, but whose claims are challenged by incredible compositions about poop, celebrities, and cities / towns.

Complicating any categorization process is the fact that Farley's novelty acts sometimes release serious albums. These include albums such as *Mature Love Songs* by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners. Any list of "No Jokes" albums may be controversial among fans. Matt coined the turn on MMIP #113, on July 31, 2016.

## List of No Jokes albums

Moes Haven • The Big Heist • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • Matt Motern Manly Man • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • The Finklestinks • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • **No Jokes** • Full 75+ band list on home page

## References

<references>

1. ↑ Decloux, Justin. The Best Music of Matt Farley, *Film Trap* (June 11, 2018)
Sped-Up Credits

**Sped-Up Credits** is the fourth track on *Someone Else.* (2005) by Moes Haven.

Farley discusses the song on MMIP #26 (January 25, 2015), admitting it may be the most "self-piteous" song on the album. He came up with the idea for the song after seeing the credits of a movie he watched on TV run by very fast, plainly an "unsubtle metaphor" he could turn into a song.

## Lyrics

Like the sped-up credits

On the movie on TV

I feel like there's no one

Who notices me

Some guy gave his heart and soul

To get his name up on that roll

And they sped up the list

Just to save some time

You ask me and I'll tell ya

I think it's a crime

Nobody notices me

Nobody notices me

And like the sped-up credits

On the movie on TV

I feel like there's no one

Who notices me
The Basement

Farley in his basement, circa 2018, after finishing his 19,000th song.

**The Basement** is where musician Matt Farley records his music. He moved his recording equipment into the Basement in August 2012, and since then he has recorded about 9,500 to 10,000 songs. It is also where he records The Motern Media Infomercial Podcast with in-person guests.

## History

### Before the Basement

Before recording in the basement, Farley recorded elsewhere. His first real location of recording was delegated to his dorm room at Providence College in Rhode Island, with bandmate Tom Scalzo. After graduating in 2000, Farley moved into a studio apartment in Manchester, New Hampshire. This is where he recorded the bulk of all Moes Haven music, and also a lot of classic albums like *Songs About Poop, Puke, and Pee*, *Get Political*, and *I Love Bob Dylan!*. It is unknown exactly when Matt moved out of this apartment, but it is theorized in about 2010 - 2011 when Matt started dating Elizabeth Peterson in 2009. When Elizabeth moved in, Matt needed an actual house and moved his equipment presumably into the living room (as seen in *Local Legends*).

### Recording Just Music

Matt moved into the Basement in about August 2012 after realizing that there wasn't enough space in the living room to sustain musical equipment. The first album recorded in the Basement is probably *Let's Go Broncos, Yeah!* by The Sports Band of Denver, Colorado, as the cover is the first one to feature the Basement. Matt would continue recording just music here from 2012 to August 2014.

### The Podcast

When ideas for a Podcast came up, there was only one real logical move to make. Record an infomercial podcast in your basement. It's fairly simple. If Matt records with an in-person guest, they record in the Basement with him. After the COVID-19 pandemic started, Matt temporarily stopped inviting guests into the Basement. However, before this, Matt would just call unavailable guests. (The only exception is Chris Peterson.)

### Mouse Incident

On February 20, 2021, Matt moved into an unknown upstairs room after spotting multiple mice, dead and alive, running around or residing in the basement. After this, Matt stated he had an epiphany and that recording upstairs "changes everything". Whether he will continue recording upstairs is unknown.
Famous People Fart & Poop

***Famous People Fart & Poop*** is the sixth album by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.

The album has 16 tracks and a running time of 25:51. It was released on April 28, 2010, five months after *I Love Poop!*. True to its title, the tracks are about famous people and the fact that they either fart or poop.

The black-and-white cover art for this album shows a shirtless man (probably Matt Farley, but his head is covered by the album title) standing in a bathroom in front of a toilet, and apparently gesturing towards the toilet paper holder, which holds a nearly empty roll of toilet paper. This is the last black and white photocopied album cover from the band.

As of August 26, 2021, the most streamed song from this album on Spotify is "Justin Bieber Fats" with 116,520 plays.

On rateyourmusic.com, music critic Worrski rated this album 9 out of 10, stating "I'm only giving this a 9 just for the beautiful song "Osama bin Laden Poops"."

## Track listing

1. Justin Bieber Farts (1:56)
2. Taylor Lautner Poops (1:19)
3. Megan Fox Farts (1:58)
4. Simon Cowell Poops (1:20)
5. Osama Bin Laden Poops (1:09)
6. Robert Pattinson Poops (2:01)
7. Kristen Stewart Farts (1:55)
8. When the Pitcher Has To Go (Baseball Poop) (1:04)
9. The Pope Poops (1:42)
10. Paris Hilton Farts (1:29)
11. Ashton Kutcher, You Have to Poop, Just Like Me (2:11)
12. Nick Jonas Farts (1:22)
13. Diane Sawyer Poops (1:28)
14. Jason Derulo Probably Announces His Name Before Pooping in a Public Bathroom (1:34)
15. Dr. Oz Says That Even Oprah Winfrey Poops (1:41)
16. Kelly Clarkson Poops (1:15)

## References

1. ↑ Worrski, Rateyourmusic.com (May 27, 2020)
Projection From The Side

Some of the earliest music of Matt Farley came a band called **Projection From The Side** formed just after high school in Massachusetts in the mid 1990s with Doug “Frog” Brennan and Chris “Pete” Peterson.

The majority of their music was recorded on cassettes in the late 1990s.  None of this original music is readily available as of 2019.

In 2014, the band reunited to create an album called *Basement Reunion*.

In late 2017, Tom Scalzo of Moes Haven was recruited to the band to record *Let’s Go Camping!*, which contains no songs about camping.

This expanded line-up became The Big Heist in 2018.

In 2018, Justin Decloux of *Film Trap* rated *Let's Go Camping!* as among Farley's Top 5 No Jokes albums for new fans.

## Discography

* Basement Reunion (2014)
* Let’s Go Camping! (2017)

Moes Haven • The Big Heist • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • Matt Motern Manly Man • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • The Finklestinks • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • No Jokes • Full 75+ band list on home page

## References

<references>

1. ↑ Decloux, Justin. The Best Music of Matt Farley, *Film Trap* (June 11, 2018)
Life Without Manny (Isn't So Bad!)

## *Life Without Manny*

***Life Without Manny (Isn't So Bad!)*** is the fourth studio album by The Boston Baseball Band, the first sports band. It was released in August 2009, over a year after The Boston Baseball Band's third album, *Extra Innings*. Musically, *Life Without Manny* is different from *Extra Innings*, as *Life Without Manny* utilizes more synthesizers and percussion than any previous Boston Baseball Band albums, the first two of which were more standard piano/vocals.

This is the first album by the Boston Baseball Band to include a full-color photo as the cover. It was released in late 2009, which is when Matt Farley was beginning to go in extreme directions, releasing dozens of albums every year instead of just a few. By 2010, he would amass a catalog of 84 albums. This album follows the formula of talking about things rooted in Red Sox mythology, mostly over the 2008 - 2009 season.
Hobo Dilemma

**"Hobo Dilemma"** is the sixth track on the Matt Motern Manly Man album *Delicate Genius / Thirsty Killer*, released in 2017.

## Lyrics

Hobo dilemma

Romantic ideals

Sardines in cans

Rides on rails

Low education

Quite unrefined

Quickly I'm heading

Straight out of my mind

Ideas that never quite

Come to fruition

A lack of discipline

A lack of nutrition

Quite unhygienic

Nowhere to do laundry

Never bogged down

by an ethical quandary

Like they should be

And I would be

Hobo dilemma
Motern Media covers

Matt Farley's music has generated well over 150 covers of various songs by a wide range of fans and artists.

Most of them have appeared on the Motern Media Cover Song Challenge which started in 2016. Additional covers are listed here.

In case you thought this page was about songs of other artists that Matt Farley has covered, you would be wrong. Though occasionally he plays bits of other songs on his podcast or twitter, Matt Farley does not have any time to cover the songs of other artists. And with over 24,000 songs written to date, he may be the only artist who can legitimately say this.

## Other covers

* A Fanfare of Strumpets (a Welsh a capella group) covered "A Chef's Love Song" by The Spoiled Chefs, which appears on their 2014 album "Truly Strumptious".[1]. 2016 Live performance: [2]

* "Mom and Dad are so disappointed in me" (May 8, 2016) on youtube [3]

* "Matt Farley is an Unstoppable Songwriting Maniac Magician!" by Sarah W. and Binny G. [4] (January 2, 2016)

* "Poop into a Wormhole" by Taylor Kyle Peters [5] (December 2014)
Broken Hearted is a Nice Way to Be

**Broken Hearted is a Nice Way to Be** is the third track on *Someone Else.* (2005) by Moes Haven. It also appears on the 2009 Moes Haven compilation album *It Takes a Lot of Guts!*.

Farley discusses the song on MMIP #26 (January 25, 2015). Chris Peterson sings backing vocals on the song. He was living in California at the time, and sang into a mini-DV camcorder while listening to the draft song on headphones.

## Lyrics

I can cry out the window

I can cry out the door

I can eat Ramen noodles

Curled up on my floor

Broken hearted is a nice way to be

There are sinners

But I am a saint

I forgive and I absolve

I say, "don't" never "ain't"

And broken hearted is a nice way to be

I'll give and I'll give

And I'll never say "no"

Until the only way

Is the way you're gonna go

And broken hearted is a nice way to be

I'll smile and I'll smile

And I'll smile and I'll nod

And you're probably gonna think

That it's kind of odd

And we'll pray and we'll pray

And we'll pray to God

It's a joke, my love

And it's kind of a fraud

And broken-hearted is a nice way to be
The Baltimore Sports Band

**The Baltimore Sports Band** is a sports band by Matt Farley that has released one album focusing on Baltimore sports teams. *Orioles and Ravens* was released in 2010, and has 18 tracks (27:29). (Spotify release date November 15, 2010, six days after the debut release by the The Miami Sports Band).

As of July 2019, the most streamed song from this artist on Spotify is "The Joe Flacco Song".
September: In Manchvegas

***September: In Manchvegas*** is the seventeenth released album by Moes Haven. The album was released on September 27, 2006, and contains 16 tracks, with a runtime of 34:51.

The songs on this album focus on Manchester, New Hampshire, where Matt Farley was living in 2006. "Manchvegas" is a nickname for the city, also used in the title of the 2009 movie *Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas*.

"The Red Arrow Diner" is about a famous diner in Manchester. They lament that the band doesn't have a photo in the diner (and urge them to call them). Subsequently they were invited to submit a photo, which was hung up, and the song is played at the diner.

*The Noise* (Boston, April 2008 issue) called this album "wicked strange" and lyrically reminiscent of Jonathan Richman or Randy Newman.

## Links

* Spotify: [1]
* Amazon Music: [2]
* Apple Music: [3]

*Out With the Old* (2004) • *Dislocated Songs* (2004) • *Svetlana* (2005) • *Someone Else.* (2005) • *Explorations in Madness* (2005) • *Moe's Haven* (2005) • *Sir Paul Made Ram. We Made This.* (2005) • *Down With Memories* (2005) • *January* (2006) • *February: From the Bayou to the Barnyard and Back* (2006) • *March: of the Aliens* (2006) • *April: What A Cruel Month* (2006) • *May: I Buy You A Sandwich?* (2006) • *June* (2006) • *July: In The Sun With Me?* (2006) • *August: of Temporal Inconsistency* (2006) • ***September: In Manchvegas*** (2006) • *(SH)OC(K)TOBER* (2006) • *November the Tar!* (2006) • *December* (2007) • *If Not Us, Who?* (2007) • *This is My Millennium* (2008) • *Stromboli’s Alarm Clock* (2010) • *Metal Detector Maniac* (2022) • *(Several Supreme Beings Told Us To Make This) One Last Album* (2023)
**Compilations**: *Victory is Ours! (For Now)* (2007) • *It Takes a Lot of Guts!* (2009)
**Songs from Deep in the Vault (1996 - 2010)**: *Vol. 1* (2013) • *Vol. 2* (2017) • *Vol. 3* (2017) • *Unheralded Origins of Genius* (2021)
The Miami Sports Band

**The Miami Sports Band** is a sports band by Matt Farley that has released one album focusing on Miami sports teams. *Dolphins and Heat* was released in 2010, and has 12 tracks (18:49). (Spotify release date November 9, 2010).

As of July 2019, the most streamed song from this artist on Spotify is "Dan Marino".

## Dolphins and Heat

Spotify link: [1]
CDBaby link: [2]
Amazon link: [3]
Apple Music link: [4]

## Track Listing

1. The Dwyane Wade Song 1:46
2. Lebron James Has Brought His Talents to South Beach! 1:35
3. Chris Bosh 1:24
4. Chad Henne (is Better Than Many) 1:51
5. Tony Sparano is a Great Coach 2:01
6. The Jake Long Song 1:31
7. Eddie House Can Sink Shots From Downtown! 1:04
8. Pat Riley is a Genius 1:32
9. Ricky Williams (Run Ricky Run) 1:30
10. Brandon Marshall 1:17
11. Dan Marino 1:13
12. Don Shula (No Other Coach Will Ever Go Undefeated!) 1:59
Great Name Poop Songs

***Great Name Poop Songs*** is the 20th album by The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee, released on June 13, 2020. It is notable for being more minimalist than other Name Poop records, and holding more unusual and exotic names. It is the usual 50 tracks and around 90 minutes in length. It was recorded in late May 2020 and put onto CDBaby on May 24, 2020. It was released to streaming services on June 13, 2020.

## Background

Following the success of Good Good Name Poop Songs Songs, Matt Farley was gaining more success on the social media app TikTok via CDBaby automatically putting The Odd Man's songs on there. Reportedly, during the 2 days The Odd Man was absent, he was recording this album, released 2 days after Good Good Name Poop Songs Songs on June 13, 2020. It is the first album in the so-called the Fifth Era of The Odd Man's career.

## Reception

Members of the Motern Fan Club Discord had a listening party the day it was released. Matt himself even popped in for a brief minute, before stating that he needed to record more Name Poop Songs. It was praised for being more experimental by the listening party people.

## Music

The music of Great Name Poop Songs features The Odd Man experimenting with buttons on his new keyboard, such as the percussion feature and the synth feature.

## Track listing

*NOTE: The list will just feature the names in the songs, as I do not want to write "The \_\_\_ Poop Song" 50 times.*

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 3
 4
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The Cincinnati Sports Band

**The Cincinnati Sports Band** is a sports band by Matt Farley that has released one album focusing on Cincinnati sports teams. *Reds & Bengals* was released in 2010, and has 13 tracks (22:59). (Spotify release date September 13 2010).

As of July 2019, the most streamed song from this artist on Spotify is "The Chad Ochocinco Song".

## Track Listing (Reds & Bengals, 2010)

1. The Chad Ochocinco Song 1:47
2. Joey Votto is Awesome! 1:31
3. We Love Carson Palmer 1:30
4. Dusty Baker is a Real Risk Taker 1:41
5. Bronson Arroyo Has Found a Home in Cincinnati 1:33
6. T.O. and Ocho (Terrell Owens Has Come to Cincinnati) 2:10
7. The Jay Bruce Song 1:14
8. Brandon Phillips Hates the Cards! 2:11
9. Francisco "Coco" Cordero is Our Closer 1:25
10. Miguel Cairo Can Play Any Position 1:55
11. Scott Rolen and The Reds are Rollin' 1:54
12. Pete Rose Belongs in the Hall of Fame 1:55
13. Adam Jones (Pac-Man Has come to Cincy) 2:09
Songs About Poop, Puke, and Pee

## *Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee*

***Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee*** is the debut album by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.

The album has 18 tracks and a running time of 30:55. It was released on April 29, 2008.

CDBaby blurb: "A collection of songs about all the things you do in the bathroom."

CDBaby album notes: "The Toilet Bowl Cleaners love bathroom humor. And so do you. Admit it!

SONGS ABOUT POOP, PUKE & PEE is exactly what the title says. This is a collection of 18 hilarious songs about things that not many bands dare sing about.

Everyone poops. Everyone pees. Everyone pukes. Now everyone can sing about it."

*Music for Maniacs* wrote of this album: "The fact that such an album even exists is amazing; the fact that The Toilet Bowl Cleaners have *many* albums, all focused on the subject of human waste, and that some of the songs are actually good, is nothing short of mind-boggling."[1]

The album should not be confused with the 2013 debut album of the The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee, which is titled *Good Songs About Poop Puke & Pee*, as if the songs on the Toilet Bowl Cleaner's debut album were somehow not "good", which would be a lie.

"Gotta Poop, Puke & Pee (Simultaneously)" appears in the movie *Local Legends* (2013).

Spotify: [2]
CDBaby link: [3]
Amazon: [4]
Apple Music: [5]

## Track listing

1. I Pooped My Pants (in a Bowling Alley) 2:20
2. Throwing Up 1:25
3. The Pee Song! 1:56
4. The Fart Song! 2:02
5. Diarrhea 1:37
6. The Never Ending Wipe 1:50
7. Constipation 2:22
8. Diaper Rash 1:38
9. Adult Diapers (Can't Wait Until I'm Old Enough) 2:00
10. I Kinda Like the Smell of My Own Poop 1:21
11. Peeing in the Shower 1:07
12. My Doctor Wants a Stool Sample 1:42
13. Gotta Poop, Puke & Pee (Simultaneously) 1:29
14. The No-Wiper Poop 1:32
15. Peeing in the Kitchen Sink 1:33
16. Vomit Makes Me Puke 1:54
17. Trouble Finding a Toilet 2:07
18. I Forgot to Wipe My Bum 0:52
Butterfly Amazon 2

The **Butterfly Amazon 2** (蝶アマゾン２, *Chō Amazon Ni*) is an Amazon who lived in a tunnel and was fed by the Butterfly Amazon 1

## Profile

* Identification code: Bu-412
* Rank: B
* Destroyed by: Amazon Omega's Violent Punish

## Powers & Abilities

It has been fed secretly in the tunnel. Although it moves slowly, it has a power to push off a taxi aside with one hand, and is good at a throwing technique and a press attack with its heavy body. It also can seal its prey's motion with the threads spit from its mouth. On predation, it expands its tubular mouthpart to pierce the prey, and sucks the internal organs dissolved by the solution.

Its body surface is covered with rigid outer shell, and it's extremely difficult to break it by a physical impact from the outside. Incidentally, since its joints are cured, it cannot move itself. All process of transformation and reconfiguration of the body undergoes inside pupa using the hoarded nutrients. When attacked by Amazon Rider Omega in the tunnel, the Butterfly Amazon 2 Larva is metamorphosed into pupae as an emergency defensive form against deadly threats.

In fighting, it moves fast and stretches out its retractable antennae like a whip to trifle with the enemy. Its soft coat-shaped wings vibrate fast and change the air flow around it to control its movements in the air. Shifting the duration of flight and the timing of landing, it is possible to make an attack hard to be predicted or avoided.

## Forms

* Larva
* Pupa
* Imago

 File:08. Butterfly-Amazon 02 Lava-form.jpg
Butterfly Amazon 2's first, caterpillar-based form. It was in this state while hiding on the ceiling of the tunnel, where it was brought people to feed on by the other Butterfly Amazon.

 File:Pupa Butterfly Amazon 2.jpg
Butterfly Amazon 2's second form. It took this state after being stabbed by one of the long spikes that extended from Amazon Omega's back, turning into a hardened black shell of its first form. It was brought back to Nozama Pharmacy headquarters to be studied, not having been realized to be in stasis.

 File:09. Butterfly-Amazon 02 Adult-form.jpg
Butterfly Amazon 2's final form. It took this form upon breaking out of its Pupa state, attacking the scientists examining it and quickly being engaged by the Extermination Team. Amazon Omega fought and eventually defeated it.

## Behind the Scenes

### Portrayal

The Butterfly Amazon is voiced by Koji Takeda (武田 幸史, *Takeda Kōji*) and portrayed by suit actor Makoto Arakawa (荒川 真, *Arakawa Makoto*).

## Notes

* While it does not have the same motif, it having a larva/pupa/adult stage to it brings to mind the Dobsonfly Beastman.
* The black and colored glass-like design of its Adult Stage's hat and cape resemble a Fangire.

## Appearances

* File:Icon-amazons.png *Kamen Rider Amazons*
	+ *Kamen Rider Amazons Season 1 the Movie: Awakening*
		- Episode 5: *EYES IN THE DARK*
		- Episode 6: *FOR WHAT I FIGHT*
	+ *Kamen Rider Amazons Season 2 the Movie: Reincarnation*
		- Episode 8: *UNDER WRAPS*

## Sources

* http://www.superhero-year.com/amazons/?language=e
The Family Party Song Singers

**The Family Party Song Singers** is a Matt Farley single song band that sings birthday songs. The band competes with The Best Birthday Song Band Ever and The Birthday Band For Old People.

To date, the band has released seventeen albums, all of which came out in 2010. Many of the album covers appear to be Farley family birthday celebrations, or other old family pictures.

With the exception of the first album, every album contains the same musical backing track birthday song for 100 tracks, each for a different name used. The first album has 50 names, plus six songs at the end that are unique and not birthday related.
Matt Motern Manly Man

**Matt Motern Manly Man** is a Matt Farley "No Jokes" band that has released six albums since 2015, including the vinyl-only *Motern Heartburn*, and the instrumental soundtrack to the movie *Heard She Got Married* (2021)

This is Farley's artist that is as close to being "himself" as any other (along with Caniko Tucci). A prime example being the song "Plow Guy Hit My Garage" on *Joyous Cackle!*, the cover of which shows Farley standing in front of his damaged home. Similarly, the lead track on *Motern Heartburn*, "They Thought I Was a Narc At The Hippie Attic," is based on a true story of a Farley live performance.

Farley originally intended to release the first album by this artist under the name "Matt Motern Media", but this was rejected because it incorporated the full name of the label, Motern Media.

## Discography

Moes Haven • The Big Heist • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • **Matt Motern Manly Man** • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • The Finklestinks • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • No Jokes • Full 75+ band list on home page
The Birthday Band For Old People

**The Birthday Band For Old People** is a Matt Farley birthday-song themed band. It is a personalized single song band, which competes with the The Best Birthday Song Band Ever and The Family Party Song Singers.

This prolific band has released 17 albums (all in January-February 2013), all of which contain personalized versions of the 1:15 song, "Happy Birthday (name) (You're Getting Old)".

The most streamed song from this artist on Spotify as of July 2019 is "Happy Birthday Mum (You're Getting Old)".
The Chicago Sports Band

**The Chicago Sports Band** is one of Matt Farley's many sports bands. It released its first album in 2008. The band represents the fourth geographical area that Farley started a sports band about, after a few of his Boston/New England bands, The Singing Texas Sports Fan, and The Los Angeles Sports Band.

The band has released three albums between 2008 and 2015. As of July 2019, the most streamed song from this artist on Spotify is "Here We Go Again (Cubbies Got Swept - 2008 N.L.D.S.)" followed by "Poor Steve Bartman!"

*Deadspin* wrote about Farley's sports bands in 2014, calling their music "a sonic trainwreck" but still "hilarious."

## Discography

 2009
 2015

## References

<references>

1. ↑ Kevin Draper. This One Guy Has Written Hundreds Of Awful Songs About Sports, *Deadspin* (November 15, 2014)
The Finklestinks

**The Finklestinks** is the name of a band with Matt Farley and Chris “Pete” Peterson, which has released two albums as of 2021. It was also the band name they used in their youth, but which never had any formal releases.

## Early Finklestinks

Some early Finklestinks songs appear on Moes Haven albums. "The Finklestinks Early Work" playlist on Spotify documents songs which derived from this early and formative Farley band. This list includes "Indifference", which appears on *Sir Paul Made Ram. We Made This.* (2005) by Moes Haven, but also plays during the end credits of *Adventures in Cruben Country* (2002) where it is credited to The Finklestinks.

In 2001, The Finklestinks released an album called "Romp and Circumstance" which is not publicly available.

## 2017 Reformation

In 2017, Matt and Pete resurrected the band name and recorded ***Double Take Action***, a nod to 90s Hip-Hop. In 2021, they released their second album, *Sweetheart Deal*.

## See also

* The Finklestinks on Spotify

Moes Haven • The Big Heist • The Toilet Bowl Cleaners • Matt Motern Manly Man • Brennan McFarley • Caniko Tucci • Papa Razzi and the Photogs • The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man • The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan • Projection from the Side • **The Finklestinks** • The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns • The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee • The Hungry Food Band • The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals • The Singing Animal Lover • The Paranormal Song Warrior • The Great Weather Song Person • The Spoiled Chefs (with Kevin McGee) • Single song bands • Sports bands • No Jokes • Full 75+ band list on home page