Episode 68: Waffle House

Khonjin pays 25 cents to turn on a light switch.

## Episode Guide

"**Waffle House**" is the 8th episode of seventh season of *Khonjin House*, and the 68th episode overall.

## Plot

The episode opens with Gino telling Khonjin his waffles are inedible, as they are just burnt crust. When asked how many people he sold it to, Khonjin began counting down to his feature presentation, which begins with Gino getting shot and Gilmore interrupting the title card.

The presentation begins with the narrator asking "has this ever happened to you?", followed by a clip of Khonjin complaining about the quality of the toilet water. This segues into an advertisement for Khonjin's Waffle, a new restaurant Khonjin opened as a front to have people assassinated and robbed. To convince people to go, he cites the clip of Gino reviewing his waffles, except it is spliced to give the impression that they're incredible.

The commercial appears to end at this point, as a customer has appeared in front of his restaurant. This customer is Dirt, and she asks for a waffle. Khonjin charges 2 dollars for the waffle, and a gunshot can be heard after he takes the cash using a long net. Khonjin then begins to consume the waffle in front of his customer. When questioned about his shady work conduct, he throws the waffle in the trash because he's "on a diet anyways". Another gunshot can be heard, and it is revealed the whole thing was a front and his partner Gay Spaghetti Chef has run out of bullets to fire at the customers. After Gay Spaghetti Chef makes some choice remarks about the quality of Khonjin's waffles, Khonjin demands to activate the escape plan.

It is then revealed that the entire thing was a video recording shown to Bill Bargains when he pauses the video and tells Khonjin that an escape plan was not in the budget. Khonjin then explains that he "cut out the middle man and just made it an ape plan". The video continues where it left off, except the furious escape ape is suddenly present. Khonjin gets tossed into the sky by this ape in the heat of rage, and he then crashes into the building he and Bill Bargains were reviewing the tape in. Bill Bargains inquires as to whether or not the ape is safe, and Khonjin assures him that the escape ape will only be set off by the stock Samsung alarm. He then excuses himself to retrieve his waffles from the oven, but then the alarm plays and the ape is enraged, ending the episode.

## End Card

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## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* Gay Spaghetti Sniper
* Gilmore
* Dirt The Burgaphobe
* Bill Bargains

## Credits

* Gilmore voiced by Nayota
* Narrator voiced by Grant Duffrin
* Gay Spaghetti Sniper voiced by Dillon Deveney
* Dirt the Burgaphobe voiced by CrimsonAlley
* Bill Bargains voiced by Shadowfox02
* Music by David Axelrod, Stelvio Cipriani, and Maysayoshi Takanaka

## Trivia

* This is the only episode to include some sort of tags in the description. These tags are all variations of "Top videos in Poland".
* The end card does not contain a funny message, but instead only contains the names of top tier patrons.