Look Who’s Talking

## Characters

* Arion
* Robert
* Stevie
* Micheal
* Block
* Bart
* Oliv
* Joy

## Script

*[The episode starts with Robert dragging the kitchen trash to the dumpster]*

**Robert**: I can’t believe Arion told me to take out the trash! Ugh! It’s heavy! *[Throws it in]* Owie! My back! *[Sees Stevie walk by]* Hi, Stevie! You doing anything?

**Stevie**: Yeah, I’m going to the store. I gotta buy more baby food for Lucas.

**Robert**: Can I come with?

**Stevie**: Yeah, no! I can deal with it myself. *[A random Bee flies by him]* Huh, get out of here, bee! *[Slaps it, but it stings him in the nose]* OW!!! F\*\*K THIS STUPID BEE!!! [The camera slowly pans into Robert's face. Stevie stops rubbing his nose] Oh, sorry, little guy. Anyway, I better get going...

**Arion:** Robert? You coming, we're going to Walmart today! *[walks to him}* There you are, lets go! I'm buying you cookies! *[Picks up Robert and leaves]*

### **TOON STORE - DAY**

Arion is looking for cookies but can't find them. he looks at Jaime (boy)

**Arion:** Jaime! Have you seen the cookies? I wanted to buy Robert cookies-

**Jaime**: We're out of cookies. They sold out like hot cake. Sorry.

**Arion**: Oh...*[Turns to Robert, who's in a shopping cart. Nervous]* Sorry, little bro, I can't buy ya cookies...*[happy]* but, hey! I can always buy you candy!*[Robert's face becomes a hot boiling angry expression and bursts]*

**Robert**: **F\*\*K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** *[everyone in the store looks at Arion and Robert. Arion looks nervous and picks up Robert and leaves the store]*

**Arion:** *[Puts Robert down outside]* Robert! What was that?! Why did you say that word out of all things?! Now this is gonna be all over the internet! *[Phone rings and Arion looks at it]* Welp, there goes Twitter, Youtube, Instagram, and- wait, Block and Michael said it to?! *[Puts it away}* Anyway- Robert! *[Sees Robert is gone]* Oh, aw, come on!

### FREDRICK'S ARCADE - DAY

Robert walks in and sees everyone playing games and bouncing in a ball pit. He sees Micheal and Block playing in a ball pit. Robert jumps in and the 2 toddlers yelp.

**Robert:** Hi, guys! How the f\*\*k are ya?

**Oliv:** *[Gasps and drops cake next to Bart]:* Bart, did he just say-

**Bart:** Ai! He did. Only a sailor gets to say that. I'll teach that boy a lesson! *[Raises hook and walks to Robert, Micheal, and Block]* You shouldn't be saying that fowl language here, lad.

**Robert**: Why?! I'm upset and feeling down?

**Bart**: Where did you learn that word?! Come clean or i'm sending you to the depths of the seven seas!

**Robert**: Stevie...*[Points to Stevie, who is eating pizza]*

**Stevie**: *[Chuckles nervously]* H-hey there, guys! Nice day today!

**Bart**: SO, YOU LIKE TEACHING TODDLERS HOW TO SWEAR EH?!? WELL, WE'LL SHOW YOU OLD MAN!!! *[The teens rush in and beat up Stevie. Micheal, Robert, and Block watch]*

### TOON PARK - DAY

Arion is banging his face against a tree. Joy is watching

**Joy**: Babe, you've been banging your face on that tree for an hour. What's wrong?

**Arion**: Apparently, I tought Robert how to swear.

**Joy**: Really? How is that bad? What did he swear on?

**Arion**: No, i mean he said the F word out loud in Walmart. Now everyone is gonna see me as a bad brother.

**Joy**: *[sighs]* It happened to me with Rosie in target. She called me the B word because I wouldn't buy her a doll.

**Arion**: You did tell her not to say it anymore right?

**Joy**: *[whimpers]* Well, i tried to. She just yelled at me outside of Target and then i punished her...and then she threw a tantrum again.

**Arion**: the tantrum can't be that bad.

**Joy:** I wouldn't say that. *[she lifts her shirt to reveal huge bite marks on her stomach.]*

**Arion**: Woah! Yikes! And i thought Rosie was the sweet one! *[The camera zooms out to reveal Alvey, Karen, Brock, Bomber, and Buster playing on a playground]*

**Brock:** Woah! Hey!

**Alvey**: Not cool, Arion!

**Buster**: Jerk!

**Arion:** Sorry! Sorry! A-anyway! Where's Robert?

### TOON TOWN - DAY

Robert is racing after a cookie truck with Micheal and Block.

**Robert**: GIVE ME SOME F\*\*KING COOKIES!!! *[Lunges and grabs onto the side of the truck. Jaime, who is driving the truck with Luis, freaks out]*

**Luis**: GET AWAY FROM US YOU DERANGED FREAK!!!

**Jaime**: Let me handle this! *[Rams Robert into a building, Micheal and Block slam into the back of the truck, busting the trunk open. Robert slides down the wall and quickly jumps into the back of the truck with Micheal and Block]* They left! Lets roll before they call in reinforcements.

**Robert**: *[Carefully closes the lid and chuckles]* Dumbf\*\*k, Jaime! Cookie ours!

**Block**: Cookies for ever! *[The 3 hold up cookies and take a bite]*

**Micheal**: CHUNK!!!

**Robert**: Quiet, Mikey!

**Luis**: *[Approaches the three]* Aha!

**Robert**: "..F\*\*k."

**Block**: Uh oh..

**Micheal**: Grab the cookies and run!

[Luis tries to grab the toddlers but they open the trunk of the truck, with the cookies, and jump out. Luis looks defeated as Jaime continues driving. It switches to the toddlers holding their heads and groaning.]

**Block**: Owie.. my head..

**Robert**: At least we got these!

**Micheal**: Yay!!

[Robert smiles, closes his eyes, and opens the cookie jar. He offers some to Micheal and Block.]

**Robert**: Ta-da!

[Micheal and Block look in the jar excitedly, but then look confused. They look at Robert.]

**Micheal**: Uh, Robert?? There- There no cookies in there...

**Block**: "Yeah, it's empty."

**Robert**: "Ah?" [Looks inside the jar with one eye] "What?? But jar was full!" [Growls and throws the cookie jar] "They trick us! F\*\*k!"

**Micheal**: "Yeah.. maybe we shouldn't have stole it.."

**Block**: "Ugh! We should go after them!"

**Micheal**: "No.." [Grabs Block's arm] "Let's not.."

**Block**: "C'mon, Mikey!" [Pulls arm away] "What else do we do?? Steal them from store?"

[A lightbulb appears above Robert's head as he grins happily]

**Robert**: "That's it, Block!"

**Block**: "What?"

**Robert**: "Steal cookies! From store!"

**Micheal**: "Robert!"

**Robert**: "Mikey!"

**Micheal**: "We are not stealing from store!"

**Robert**: "Yes we are!"

**Micheal**: "No we aren't!"

**Robert**: "Yes we f\*\*king are!"

**Micheal**: "Robert, stop saying that word.."

**Robert**, mockingly: "F\*\*k, f\*\*k, f\*\*k,f\*\*k!"

**Block**: "C'mon, guys! We gotta get to the store!"

**Robert**: "Yeah!"

**Micheal**: "Guys, no!"

**Block**: "All in favor of robbing the store raise your hand!"

[Block and Robert raise their hands. Micheal crosses his arms and pouts.]

**Robert**: "Two against one!"

**Block**: "Yeah! So let's go!"

[Block grabs Micheal's hand as they all run. The toddlers arrive at a bakery, as they walk in, accidently bumping into a random teenager who's on her phone.]

**Teenager**: "Ouch! Ugh! Watch where you're going little twerps!"

**Robert**: "Sowwy!"

**Block**: "Hurry up, guys!"

**Micheal**: "So, what do we do now?"

**Block**: "Well.. why don't we try asking where the cookies are and then we grab them!"

**Robert**: "Yes!"

**Micheal**: "You sure that will work?"

**Block & Robert**: "D'uh!"

**Micheal**: "Fine.."

[The toddlers walk up to the front desk. A female teenager who is working behind the counter looks down at them and she smiles.]

**Bakery Teenager**: "Aw! Such cuties! What do you guys wanna get?"

**Robert**: "Cookies! Big box of cookies! We pay!"

**Bakery Teenager**: "Oh, of course!" [Pulls out big box of cookies] "Here they are!"

[Robert giggles happily, makes grabby hands, and then climbs on top of the counter.]

**Robert**: "Gimme, gimme, gimme!"

**Bakery Teenager**: [Pulls box away] "Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast, little one. You have to pay for these, remember? Or an older kid has to pay."

[Robert's eye twitches as his face turns red. He hisses and inhales.]

**Robert**: [Screams] **"F\*\*\*\*\*\*KKKKKKKKK!!!"**

[Glass starts breaking in the bakery. Robert's scream has made some of the workers faint, including the female teenager.]

**Block**: "Woah, Robert!"

**Robert**: "Cookies! Heheh!" [Jumps down to the unconscious teenager and grabs the cookie box] "Sowwy, miss."

[The three toddlers are seen happily running out of the bakery until they are stopped by Arion, Kameron, and Antonio, who are disappointed and hands on their hips.]

**Robert**: "Uhh.." [Hides cookie box behind his back] "Hi, Arion!"

**Arion**: "Don't act innocent, Robert. I saw everything."

[Robert's smile then turns into a devastated frown, as he pulls the cookie box from behind his back.]

**Robert**: [Sadly] "F\*\*k.."

**Arion**: "And stop saying that word!"

**Robert**: "Why?"

**Arion**: "It's a bad word! I don't even know where you learned that!"

**Robert**: "Stevie say it to a bee!"

**Arion**: "..What?? What do you mean Stevie said it?? So I didn't say it?" [Robert shakes his head]

**Kameron**: *[Cracks his knuckles]* "Oh.. that Stevie. I'm gonna-"

**Antonio**: "Now, Kameron. We shouldn't resort to violenc-"

**Micheal**: "What does f\*\*k even mean??"

**Antonio**: [Angrily] "Oh, that is it! I'm gonna kill him!" *[Both him and Arion run off]*

**Kameron**: "What?! Look f\*\*k means when a boy and a girl-" *[5 minutes later]* "and then 9 months later, boom, you got a baby!" *[The 3 toddlers exchange looks]*

**Robert**: "Wow! I'm gonna try it on Rosie!" *[runs off]*

**Kameron**: "NO!!! N-N-N-NO!!! *[Yanks Robert by the shirt]* "No...you are so NOT old enough!!!"

**Robert**: "Aw, Man!!! It's not fair! I can't get cookies or have any fun!"

**Block**: "Yeah, this day sucks! Hmph!"

**Robert**: "You and older brother ruined it! You know what, GO F\*\*K YOURSELF!!!"

**Block**: "YEAH AND F\*\*K YOU, OLDER BRO!!!"

**Kameron**: "That's it!" *[Pulls out a belt]* Why i oughta!" *[Cut to everyone recording the whooping on their phones. Cut to Kameron dragging the toddlers to the castle an throwing them each in their bedroom]* "You're all grounded!" *[slams the door. Walks back to his room until he is stopped by Arion and Antonio]*

### THE COLORS CASTLE - BEDROOM HALLWAYS - DAY

**Antonio**: "So, you like whooping little kids in public, huh?"

**Kameron**: "What?!" *[Checks his phone]* "OH, COME ON!!!"

**Arion**: "Whatever, I gotta talk to Robert" *[Walks to Robert's room]* "Robert, little bro? I gotta talk to you." *[Robert sits on a stool wearing a prison uniform drawing tattoos on him with a marker]* "Uhh, Robert?"

**Robert**: "What do you want? You did this to me. You didn't buy any cookies for me"

**Arion**: "They were sold out..."

**Robert**: "I have PTSD..."

**Arion**: "What? You were in a war now? And turn around so I can see you!" *[Turns Robert around and sees a huge band aid on his face]* "What the- Where the heck did you get a bandaid that size?!"

**Robert**: "Kameron whooped me"

**Arion**: "I know! Anyway, I don't want you saying cuss words. They can be offensive!"

**Robert**: "You mean f\*\*k and sh\*t and a\*\*?" *[Arion slaps him hard]* "OWIE!!!" *[Rubs his cheek in pain]*

**Arion**: *[Angrily]* "YES, THOSE ONES!!!" *[Grabs Robert]* "Promise me you'll never say that word again."

**Robert**: "Okay, Okay! I promise!"

**Arion:** "Great! Now, come on! I gotta give you a bath." *[Carries him to the bathroom]*

**Robert**: "Huh?! Wait! Wait! Wait!" *[Wails his arms and pouts]*

### TOON SCHOOL - KINDERGARTEN - DAY

Robert sits at a table finger painting with Micheal, Block, Rosie, Alvey, and Karen.

**Block**: "So, What happened yesterday?"

**Robert**: "I promised big bro i won't swear. I'm glad he told us those words were bad."

**Micheal**: "I'm glad to! What did you fingerprint?"

**Rosie**: "I made a rose!"

**Alvey**: "A car!"

**Block**: "A tree branch!"

**Karen**: "Robert being whooped by a belt"

**Robert**: "What?!"

**Karen**: "Somehow, I enjoy watching you suffer" *[Robert tackles Karen and beats her up, Maryl comes and moves the toddlers off.]*

**Meryl**: "Enough! Enough! Robert! Karen!"

**Rosie**: "I hope Karen doesn't start biting" *[Karen bites Robert on the arm]*

**Robert**: "OW!! KAREN!!! F\*\*K YOU!!!" *[Everyone gasps and backs away. The 2 stop fighting, breathing heavy]*

**Maryl**: "Robert! Did you just say the F word?"

**Robert**: "Uh-Oh..."

**Block**: "I heard him! He said F\*\*K!"

**Maryl**: "Block! You to?!"

**Micheal**: "Don't say F\*\*K to, Block!"

**Maryl:** "Micheal"

**Alvey & Rosie**: "Aw, f\*\*k! Here we go..."

**Maryl**: "Aw, come on! Alvey! Rosie! You two are the sweet ones in this daycare!" *[All the toddlers groan and complain over this]* "Oh, shut up!"

**Karen**: *[Giggles]* "At least I don't say swear words like f\*\*k, sh\*t, a\*\*." *[Eyes widen and face palms]*

**Robert**: "What's the big deal, Mary?! It's not hurting anyone! I'm not hurt by this!"

**Meryl**: *[Grabs Robert's arm tightly]* "How would you like to go tell your older brother?!"

**Robert**: "How would you like to go to Hell?" *[Everyone gasps at Robert's response]*

**Meryl:** "EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN?!?!"

**Rosie**: "Oh, for crying out loud. Robert, shut the f\*\*k up!"

**Block**: "Oh, for f\*\*ks sake! He said-"

**Maryl**: *[Slams the table, angrily]* "I HEARD THE LITTLE POTTY MOUTH!!!"

**Block**: "Well, dang, ni-" *[Cut to the office room. Robert, Micheal, Rosie, Alvey, Karen, and Block are sitting with Meryl and their older siblings]*

**Arion**: "I cannot even begin to describe the horrible things we're about to do to you..."

### THE COLORS CASTLE - BATHROOM - AFTERNOON

The toddlers are all cleaning a dirty bathroom with soap in their mouths.

**Micheal**: "We're never cursing again...agreed?"

**Alvey**: "Yeah!"

**Rosie**: "Yeah! Never again!"

**Block**: "But we didn't get any cookies..."

**Robert**: "What?! Gosh F\*\*king darn it!" *[Throws his sponge on the floor. The episode ends]*