The Hottest Girl on the Hottest Day of the Year/Transcript

**CAUTION:** Not everything in the script may sound suitable.

* (starts off with Tommy and Robotboy in their bedroom)
* Tommy: Phew. Gee, Ro, in hot weather, you do as little as possible.
* RobotBoy: But Robotboy no feel hot.
* Tommy: That's because you're a robot. There's less of you to feel heat. I wonder how some of my friends around the Bay Area are doing with this heatwave.
* (cut to the jungle where Clyde wakes up from his nap)
* Clyde: Aah, nothing like a good heatwave to relax my muscles. And a perfect day to visit my friends and the love of my life, Janet. I just gotta grab some sunscreen. And as for the loincloth, I don't need this, it's too hot for me to even wear it. (unties his loincloth and drops it to the ground exposing his little trunk) Ever since Katie taught me how to not be worried about nudity, I adore it! (his trunk becomes erect) Good boy, Lofty, let the arousing heat powers flow through your snout. Okay, I think I'm ready to go visit Tommy. (grabs the vine and swings off)
* (meanwhile back at the Turnbull house)
* Tommy: At least the AC still works. (knock on the door) Come in. (Lola enters) Oh, hi Lola. What's going on?
* Lola: Just came to remind you that Clyde is gonna drop by later.
* Tommy: Is he gonna come by naked due to the hot conditions?
* Lola: Yeah, he prefers to live in the jungle, what do you expect? But I have more news. The Hottest Girl is coming today.
* Tommy: You mean Rosalita? I've heard about her. Isn't she the one who adores hot weather so much that she's invulnerable to it?
* Lola: The same.
* Clyde: There's a girl in town who adores heat waves? (he comes in through the window)
* Tommy: Oh, hi Clyde. Let me guess, naked day due to the heat?
* Clyde: Yep. Have to. Rules are rules. Good thing nudity is somewhat legal in the Bay Area.
* Lola: Just as long as only one is nude. (saxophone music plays in the background) Hey, I know where that's coming from. It's the limo of Rosalita.
* Clyde: Rosalita: I've never heard of her.
* Tommy: (takes him outside) Wait till you see here, she comes by every once a year to experience the heat all over town.
* (a foot wearing sandals comes out of the limo as it reveals Rosalita, a girl with a sleeveless/strapless tube top baring her midriff and short jeans with black hair wearing sunglasses)
* Clyde: That's Rosalita? She's a teenager.
* Lola: She's a rich girl, what do you expect.
* Rosalita: Hi. It's good to see you two again. Tommy Turnbull and Lola. It's so great to be back in the Bay Area to express the heat wave coming from the -(she stops and she takes off her sunglasses and sees Clyde and joyfully gasps) And who is this little man?
* Tommy: Uh, that's our good friend, Clyde the Wild Boy.
* Rosalita: Clyde the Wild Boy? And why isn't he wearing anything?
* Lola: He lives in the jungle. Usually, he wears a loincloth, but due to this heat wave, he's naked.
* Rosalita: I adore naked boys! Especially with their hard-ons. (Clyde's erect trunk twitches) I think it's saying that it likes me. I'm Rosalita.
* Clyde: Uh, I'm Clyde.
* Rosalita: You're not from around here, are you?
* Clyde: No, but I visit every once in a while. I don't suppose you want a tour of town, do you?
* Rosalita: Usually, no. But with someone like you, I would love to!
* Clyde: (laughs nervously) Okay, then follow me. (he grabs a vine and they swing off)
* Rosalita: (to camera) I think I've found a boyfriend.
* (cut to Katie's house where Katie is in her bikini and getting a tan)
* Katie: A heat wave is a perfect opportunity for me to get a nice tan from the sun. And also to attract some boys as well. (Clyde and Rosalita walk by) Why hello, Clyde, my friend. And hello Rosalita. Back for a visit are you?
* Rosalita: Yep. My boyfriend is giving me a little tour of town.
* Clyde: Boyfriend?! I never said I was your boyfriend.
* Katie: Yeah, uh, Clyde, I hate to interrupt, but you've got a powerful hard-on on Lofty.
* Clyde: I know, that's why I'm heading for Janet's place. And Rosalita, Janet is the one I have the most feelings for.
* Rosalita: Does she like your nakedness as much as I do?
* Clyde: Yes.
* Katie: I don't even believe she belongs to Clyde anyway. Oh, well, back to tanning.
* (fade in to Janet's yard where Janet is in her training outfit and lifting weights)
* Janet: 998, 999, 1000! (laughs) This heat wave is a great way to show off my muscular physique. (looks to the left) Look, there's Clyde the Wild Boy, and the girl who comes by every once a year. Hi, Clyde, I seen you've gotten undressed for the hot temperatures.
* Clyde: I have, and I assume you don't know what the hot girl's name is?
* Janet: Nope.
* Rosalita: My name is Rosalita, I'm the hottest girl in all the land.
* Janet: Yeah, I can tell. And I'm Janet Wolfgang, I'm the hottest gym teacher in the entire school.
* Clyde: It's true. Now, Janet, I've come to ask you a favor.
* Janet: What is it, Clyde?
* Clyde: Remember the last time you helped me stroke my trunk Lofty to stop it from being erect? Well, it's happening again. (the trunk twitches)
* Janet: No problem, Clyde. I'll just grab my whistle and soon, I'll get you started.
* Clyde: Janet, would you care to demonstrate your coaching skills to Rosalita?
* Janet: I would love to. (she kisses Clyde and he blushes. Moments later, Clyde is stting on a mat as Janet stands in front of him) All right, maggot! When I give the signal, you will stroke that trunk of yours until it squeezes out white water.
* Clyde: See, Rosalita, that's gym teacher talk. (his trunk twitches again) Oh, look how hard it is, in a good way.
* Janet: Ready? Get set! (Clyde puts his hand around his trunk as Janet takes a deep breath and blows her whistle and Clyde begins stroking it)
* Clyde: I can't wait! (pants) It feels so good.
* Janet: (blows whistle) Come on, give me fifty more!
* Rosalita: She talks to her students in a way my gym teacher could not.
* Janet: Come on, Clyde, you can do it.
* Clyde: Oh, almost there. (keeps stroking it some more) It's getting close. (gets stronger) It's about to unleash. (Clyde lets out a deep groan as the snout of his trunk unleashes white water onto the ground until he pants from exhaustion)
* Janet: Good job, Clyde, like always.
* Clyde: Yeah. Rosalita, this would usually be the part where I would put my loincloth back on, but it's too hot for me to even do so.
* Janet: I know a place where you two can cool off. Why not the beach? (points right) That way, you can't miss it.
* Clyde: Gee,. thanks, Janet. Come on, Rosalita. (Rosalita follows)
* Janet: In the mean time, I'm gonna continue lifting weights. (puts down her whistle and resumes her weight lifting routine) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5....
* Dr. Kamikazi: So, Rosalita hates being cold huh? Well, we'll make her cold if it's the next thing I do!
* Constantine: Right boss.
* (at the beach, Rosalita is in a blue two-piece swimsuit and Clyde is following along as they play in the water)
* Rosalita: So, you say that this Janet lady allows her students to train without any clothes on?
* Clyde: Right, this is why I have a huge crush on her. Because she's just as strict as a drill sergeant!
* Rosalita: Wish I had a gym teacher like that. She only lets us girls train in sports bras.
* Clyde: But that's a good sign, isn't it? (wraps a towel around his waist) Do you need anything?
* Rosalita: Just a can of root beer, that's all.
* Clyde: Good. I'll be right back.
* Rosalita: (sighs) The water's nice and refreshing. (a tentacle grabs Rosalita by the mouth and drags her down the water and it tosses her into the submarine Dr. Kamikazi is riding in) Let me out! Let me out! Who are you?
* Dr. Kamikazi: I am Dr. Kamikazi, and this is my faithful companion, Constantine.
* Constantine: What's up?
* Rosalita: Why have you kidnapped me?
* Dr. Kamikazi: We heard you despise getting cold in fresh air and cold weather conditions.
* Constantine: So, we're taking you back to our lair to make you suffer.
* Rosalita: Sure doesn't get more one-dimensional than that. Whatever your twisted plan is Kamikazi, Clyde will stop you!
* Constantine: Ha! That jungle boy? He's nothing doing! Step on it, Constantine! (the subway speaks up)
* Rosalita: HELP!
* (meanwhile, back on the beach)
* Clyde: Rosalita, I'm back, and I have your root beer. (looks around) Rosalita? Rosalita? (looks down) Hey, there's a note. (reads it) Dear jungle boy, I have captured the heat wave girl? If you want to see her again, you must bring Robotboy to me, or she will freeze. Signed, Dr. Kamikazi. (takes off his towel) Dr. Kamikazi's behind this! I have to tell the others. (as he runs off, his trunk stiffens again) No! I just got done masturbating, but it's getting big again! (his trunk squirts out more water) Ow! I can't help myself! It feels so good! TOO GOOD!
* (sometime later at Tommy's house)
* Clyde: And then he took Rosalita back to his lair and I came back here to tell you. Well, Lofty had a lttle erection problem on the way though.
* Tommy: So, Dr. Kamikazi kidnapped Rosalita?
* Robotboy: Robotboy no like Kamikazi!
* Lola: Well, whatever it is he wants with her, we have to get her back.
* Katie: Then what are we waiting for, let's get a move on! (they land onto Robotboy) Are you coming, Clyde?
* Clyde: I can't, I'll get hard again during the battle. You go on without me. I'll just stay in the closet until further notice. Besides, I don't want Debbie to see me without my loincloth.
* Tommy: Good point. Come on gang! (they fly off)
* Clyde: Good thing I have a towel for Lofty just in case if I have to stroke it again. (hides in the closet)
* (cut to Kamikazi's Lair)
* Rosalita: For the last time, I said let me out! I will not deal with your cold antics.
* Dr. Kamikazi: I have had it with your sassy mouth! You're making me do this even faster! (pushes the button on the freezer)
* Rosalita: Oh no! I'm fr-fr-fr-freezing c-c-c-cold! HELP!!
* Tommy: Leave that young teenager alone!
* Dr. Kamikazi: Well, well, well, if it isn't Tommy Turnbull. I see you and Robotboy have followed me here, huh?
* Tommy: You cannot win, Dr. Kamikazi! You'll be outnumbered soon enough!
* Rosalita: Tommy, please! Help me out of this mess!
* Tommy: Don't worry, Rosalita, we'll get to you. Robotboy, do you stuff! (pushes the button on his watch and Robotboy goes into superactive mode)
* Lola: (as she unties her from the ropes) Don't worry, Rosalita, we'll save you.
* Rosalita: P-p-please, hurry! (Robotboy destroys the freezer and Rosalita sighs in relief) Now, where is that nudist boy?
* Tommy: He couldn't make it. So, we're covering for him. No pun intended.
* Rosalita: None taken.
* Katie: Now, Robotboy, show Dr. Kamikazi what a real breeze is! (Robotboy uses his freeze ray on both Dr. Kamikazi and Constantine)
* Rosalita: Wow, I didn't know your superhero robot could do that.
* Tommy: No time for compliments, let's get out of here, gang! (they exit the lair)
* Dr. Kamikazi: You haven't seen the last of me, Tommy Turnbull, I'll be back, and you can bet on it! Brrr! That's cold!
* (back in the house)
* Clyde: Ugh, where are the others, I can't stay in here forever, I have to get home. (he hears Robotboy flying) They're back! (opens the closet) Rosalita!
* Rosalita: Clyde!
* Clyde: (laughs) I'm so glad you're alright!
* Rosalita: And I'm so glad I didn't freeze to death. But why didn't you come for me?
* Clyde: I'm sorry, Rosalita. I don't usually fight off Kamikazi in the nude unless if I'm ticked off.
* Lola: Uh, Clyde, you're trunk.
* Clyde: (looks down and sees his trunk had a hard-on and giggles nervously) That's another reason. I'll do it when I get home.
* Rosalita: Well, gee, it was a real pleasure meeting you, but I have to go now.
* Tommy: Ugh, time to go?
* Rosalita: I only come once a year. I travel all over the world for hottest days. Besides, the temperatures are dropping, and it's night time.
* Clyde: Will I ever see you again?
* Rosalita: Hopefully next year, if that Dr. Kamikazi doesn't bother kidnapping me again for ransom. (a horn honks) That's my limo, I gotta go. Bye kids. (they wave goodbye)
* Tommy: Bye.
* Katie: We'll miss you.
* (Rosalita gets in the limo and the limo drives off)
* Clyde: You know, she's pretty nice, for a teenager. Well, I gotta be heading off now. I gotta control Lofty and get some sleep. See you later guys, when I have my loincloth on. (swings off outside the window)
* Tommy: Good night, Clyde.
* Katie: You know, for a short while, I had a feeling there was going to be a love triangle here, but boy was I wrong.
* Rosalita: As much as I like that jungle boy's nudity, I need to find a boy of my own.
* Clyde: As much as I like her personality, he's not my type. I like Janet. (winks)