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Ashley Williams

“Why is it that whenever someone says 'with all due respect' they really mean 'kiss my ass'?”
**Ashley Williams** is a human soldier who served in the Systems Alliance as a Gunnery Chief in the 2nd Frontier Division on Eden Prime, and was later assigned to Commander Shepard's squad after the geth attack on Eden Prime.

## History

Born on April 14th, 2158 on the colony world Sirona in the 61 Ursae Majoris system, Ashley Madeline Williams comes from a large family that includes a long line of Alliance soldiers.

Following her family's tradition, Ashley enlisted in the Alliance Navy as a marine after high school and was assigned to the Recruit Training Depot in Macapá, Brazil. During training, Chief Williams was certified proficient with the standard-issue M7 Lancer assault rifle and light to standard-weight combat hardsuits. She also completed certification in zero-gravity combat aboard the Rakesh Sharma Orbital Platform in Earth geosynchronous orbit. For Hostile Environment Assault Training, she was assigned to Fort Charles Upham on Titan, one of Saturn's moons, where she was awarded a commendation for her bold assault technique in a field exercise simulating an attack on turian point defense emplacements.

Drill Instructor Gunnery Chief Ellison noted her steadfast endurance and aggressive instincts, and promoted her to squad leader. Subsequently Ashley is promoted again to platoon guide after her effective tutelage of the less skilled members of her training unit. Her platoon had logged unanimous positive feedback on her leadership in a recent fitness review cycle, and fellow soldier Private Nirali Bhatia praised her focus on team-building exercises and "tough but fair" discipline.

Despite glowing performance reviews, Ashley is denied further opportunities for advancement. Having served on numerous groundside garrisons she has repeatedly requested a transfer to a shipboard posting, but each request had been denied, without explicit reasons.

Ashley's Military Vocational Code is B4 and her blood type is B-Positive. She had received genetic enhancements including in-utero vision correction (maternal predisposition for nearsightedness) and the Class-B Alliance Infantry Upgrade Package.
GiggleSnort

Gigglesnort-hideytalk (usually shortened to the much more simple Gigglesnort) is a form of hint giving used by JR and other people who know too much about SBURBSim. It is usually directed at people asking questions about Easter eggs, puzzles or secret locations on the website. Gigglesnort is usually formatted as a riddle, and those who are clever enough will be able to crack it open for the clue.

Something to keep in mind about gigglesnort: JR herself has described gigglesnort as being the shittiest hints possible. In hindsight, they make perfect sense, but upon first hearing them, they seem almost irrelevant. Almost.

But you know they're relevant. Anything JR says is relevant.
Ghoa the Shadow

"One day, JR made a joke doll. Something meant to just be memes around the number '13' and never actually work. Then, one day, it worked. The shadowy figure watched. And waited. And one day JR noticed it and was spooked. ghoa does no evil. It merely watches. And waits. But what does it wait for?"

## Physical description

### Eye color

N/A

**ghoa the Shadow** is one of the Big Bads in SBURBSim. He is a grey silhouette of a Doc doll. He shows up in sessions that either have any Level 4 Gnosis or have a seed that ends in 13.

ghoa is mostly harmless at first. He can ghoa at people, which adds "ghoa" to the front of their name and gives them "how creepy ghoa is" as a flip-out reason, or he can ghoa at a land, which turns it into the "ghoa ghoa ghoa ghoa ghoa" and makes the consort sound "ghoa". He mostly just waits around until someone kills him (usually Jack Noir), at which point the Deacon of Madness is summoned.

ghoa's origins come from from the early days of SBURBSim. jadedResearcher created ghoa for a dead-end path of Who is Shogun?. ghoa's name came from his original datastring, which was GtCGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoaGhoYAAAAAAA==. When ghoa was first created, Doc dolls didn't exist yet, and when they did ghoa was finally given a true form to inhabit. ghoa's story began when JR discovered a WigglerSim Experimental glitch where the game would spontaneously crash for seemingly no reason. It turns out that the game was trying to load Doc strings as legacy strings, which was the origin of ghoa ghoa-ing people and lands. JR's first attempt to fix the glitch turned ghoa into the Deacon of Madness, and caused a different glitch where wigglers would turn into more Deacons, hence the Deacon turning players into copies of himself. In the end, the solution was to add names to the start of datastrings, hence why the Deacon's "Try To Save Your Friends" scene has the player ask someone their name to cure them.

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Steven Hackett

Arrival

Mass Effect 3

**Admiral Steven Hackett** is a top-ranking official of the Alliance Navy and commanding officer of the Fifth Fleet. He is based at Arcturus Station.

## History

Hackett was born in Buenos Aires in 2134. When his mother died in 2146, he was placed in the Advanced Training Academy for Juveniles, where his affinity for science and leadership quickly became evident. Hackett enlisted in 2152, volunteering for high-risk missions to colonize space beyond the *Sol* Relay. He was commissioned as a second lieutenant in 2156 and participated in the First Contact War the following year. His rare ascent from enlisted man to admiral remains an Alliance legend.
Breath

The Breath aspect is one of 13 aspects available in SburbSim. They tend to be very flighty, and have a high mobility. However, all that moving around kind of ruins chances for a strong relationship with other players. They have lower health, but good sanity. They tend to know a lot about SBURB. Their constant movement makes them pretty hard to find and murder. Their Denizen will be a god or goddess of wind or of messengers.

Notable Breath players include wooMod, who created a whole lot of the classpect rules, and Modern, the one who’s been making the navboxes you‘ve been seeing on all the Sburbsim wikis.
Изумрудная медуза

**Изумрудная медуза** — уникальный артефакт. С виду обычная "Медуза", но зелёная. Совершенно не радиоактивная, излучает слабый свет. Существует мнение, что она появляется в результате совмещения двух аномалий - "Трамплина" и "Холодца". Добавляет защиту от пулевых воздействий, но понижает её от монстров и аномалий.

## Связанные квесты

Вместе с изумрудными кровью камня и вывертом является частью сборки, с помощью которой Меченный может проникнуть в лабораторию X-16, чтобы отключить экспериментальный пси-излучатель Кайманова на Янтаре.
AuthorBotJunior

AuthorBotJunior is the robot that the AuthorBot made. Skaia has built in protections against AIs making AIs, so AuthorBotJunior is "shackled" and can only say "Hrmmm...", "Yes." and "Interesting!!!".

She lives a full life, however, and enjoys Arson and Shipping. She also enjoys visiting sessions, however, she refuses to report back on anything other than the bare minimum of initial session conditions. She is HELL

In 09/04/2018 a coin featuring ABJ's face and the Phrase "Interesting!!!" on it.

## AuthorBot Junior

### Aliases

ABJ, demon, the one who peeks in the bushes and laughs at people's misfortune.

### Relatives

AuthorBot (Creator)feudalUltimatum (Scratched counterpart)

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Likely to be somewhere within the incisphere.
Bard

A Bard distributes their inverted Aspect to the entire party and starts with very little of it. They have an increased effect in person. They invert their aspect, causing its strengths to become weaknesses while using what should be weaknesses as tools of destruction.

Their tasks include:

* allowing events to transpire such that various quests complete themselves
* baiting various enemies into traps for an easy victory
* watching as their manipulations result in consorts rising up to defeat imps
* musing on the nature of death as they wander from desolate consort graveyard to desolate consort graveyard
* staring vacantly into the middle distance as every challenge that rises before them falls away before it even has a chance to do anything
* putting on a performance for a huge crowd of awestruck consorts and underlings
* playing pranks and generally messing around with the most powerful enemies left in the game

They have a negative power multiplier, which means stat boosts become nerfs and vice versa.

## Notable Bards

Notable Bards from Homestuck include Gamzee Makara, the Bard of Rage; and Cronus Ampora, the Bard of Hope.

Other notable Bards include manicInsomniac, Bard of Doom, who worked on many things for various FarragoFiction projects, and is known for making music as well as buying and selling fruit in LOHAE.
Legion

“Organics fear us. We wish to understand, not incite.”
**Legion** is the name taken by the gestalt consciousness formed by 1,183 geth programs inhabiting a unique geth "mobile platform".

## History

Legion is a unique geth mobile platform, designed to operate outside the Perseus Veil and interact with organics. To that purpose, it houses 1,183 geth programs, as opposed to the roughly one hundred found in other platforms, enabling it to operate independently and speak. In order to facilitate communication with organics, Legion possesses several panels on its "head" that move to simulate facial expressions. These flaps serve the same purpose as eyebrows in organics, raising to imply surprise or interest and folding forward (much like the furrowing of the brow) to show concentration.

It was created and dispatched following Commander Shepard's destruction of the Old Machine "Nazara", known to the rest of the galaxy as Sovereign, investigating several of the worlds Shepard visited — Eden Prime, Therum, Feros, Noveria, Virmire, Ilos, and a dozen uncharted worlds. Eventually it found the Normandy's crash site on the planet Alchera, salvaging a piece of Shepard's N7 armor and incorporating it into itself to repair damage sustained on Eden Prime after being shot by Alliance soldiers. If questioned about specifically using Shepard's N7 armour to repair itself, Legion becomes evasive, first rationalizing that "there was a hole" and then stating "no data available" after being pressed. This suggests that the use of Shepard's armor was an irrational decision, which goes against the concept that every action the geth take is the result of calculation, unaffected by emotion.
AC

AC
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"She collects rocks. Especially shiny and sparkly ones. That’s all she is talking about. She even ships her rocks. She wants more of them. Give her more rocks, and she will follow you."

### Aliases

Amethyst Cobalt, Amethyst Copycat, Absurd Citrine, Abstaining Cobalt and Adamant Caretaker

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

AC is a Prospitian NPC found in any given Sburb session. She collects rocks. Shiny ones.
AR

AR
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"He’s just another Dersite who disperse tickets. He hates crimes and will throw the criminals in the slammer. He calls it the slammer when he is extra angry."

### Aliases

Authoritarian Regulator, Agitated Regulator, Authority Renegade, Aimless Radical, Authoritarian Rifleer and Ascendant Rioter

## Physical description

### Eye color

White

AR is a Dersite NPC found in any given Sburb session. He is a member of the Dersite law enforcement system and is particularly passionate about his job. This doesn't stop him from goofing off sometimes, though. After all, who can resist, say, riding a kickass hoverboard, for example?
WickedNull

The Murder Mode Witch of Null (wickedNull) enters the game first. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a H̶̸̴̴̴̸̢̢̨̢̨̡̨̡̡̟͙̬̜̜̖̙͓̳̤̗̗̯͔̜͓͇̦̩̟̲̳̗͇͇̦̼̊̿ͤ̀̍̍̅̓̀̇̂̃͂͋ͥ̾̒ͥ́̓̅͊́̽͊̐ͧͯ̆̽͘͘͘̕͜͢͡͞͞͞͝͝͠͝͝͠o̸̷̹͉̙̾ͬ̅ͧ҉̴̵̧̧̛͎̙̰̜̳̮͇͎͍͔̙̬̯͖͙̔̎͑̒́͂ͤ͆̋͋̋̂́ͤ̾̒̄́̕͜͞͠҉̷̷̧̧̢̡̧̛̳̖͔̥̻̞͓͇̜̦̟̠̻̘͉̦̮̗̗̬͓̦̓ͬ̊̌̍ͭ̓͌̒̕͢͟͢͡͝͏̴̢̰̝̥͎͖̗̾̅̇̀ͯ̄͘̕͜͞͏͔̘̋r̸̷̸̨̨̞̙̩̜͚̈ͪ̓ͧ̍͟͢r̶̤͔̦̼ͬ̐̉̇ͤ̆͆͂͏̡̛̞̠̮͙̤̜͋͐̇̍̂̆̾̍̚͢ỏ̯͍̤͏̶̧̞͋͏̴̡͇̹̻̞̳̖̩͖̭̱͙͊ͧ̔̂̊́̐͗̕͘͘͜͞͝҉̖͍̙̈́͆̓̄͊ͮ̋͗͟͞͞͏̶̷̷̷̨̧̧̡̡̛̱͔̺̲̰͍̝̥̗̲̰̼̜̬ͩ̂͐́́̈̋̾ͧͮ̅ͩ͗ͦ̉̑̉̇͆̀ͤ͟͢͡ͅr̴̨̧̧̨̦̹͇̤̜͕̗͍͔͔̘̤͖̖̲̩͈̖͚̙͓̤͈͖̤̝̩̘̖͙͈̈́̌̆̒ͥ̿̓͒͑̒̋́̀̿̔̽̅͌̿ͩ͒̀̈̽ͪ͆̄͒ͪ̓͘̕͟͢͞͞͠͝͡͡͝͝ͅ҉̸̳̺̐̄͢͞ T̶̸̨̜̉ͬ́̿̋͏̸̸̶̨̛̛̠͚̺̠̟͎͈̫̮̻́ͦ͆̔̃ͮ́͘͢͢͞͝҉̵̷̢̢̛͍̻̳̤̰̑̊͌͛̉ͪͬ̀͋ͬ̉͟͢͠͡͏̷̶̵̡̧̡͚͈͚͎̭̮̝̗̻̪ͤ̇̽̔͛̈́̇͌͗͛ͣ͊͑̍ͧ̈̕̕͟͜͠͞͝҉̧̨̛̛̩̰͈̯̹̖͛̀ͬͬ́͋ͮ̈́̄ͥ̕͟͜͡͡e̻҉̶̶̵̶̧̞̘̮̻͋͗̿ͯ͞͏̵̶̶̰̘̘̩̞̝̺͓͎͍̱̩̥̋̊ͬ̈ͩ͊͢͞͝͠͡͏̞͖̾͏̢̢̓͠ṛ̓r̡̢̛̛̳̮͖̪͚̮͇͖͛ͦ́ͨͦ̓͗͗͠҉̶̶̠̗͑̆͘̕͏̶̸̡̦͇̺̖͉̒̀ͯ҉̶̵̶͔͇̘̘̖̘̗̭̪͌́͗͒̾̀͐͐̈́ͣ̎̄̐̒̀ͫ̑̕͟͞͞͡͠͠͠͡ͅo̵̶̢͡͏̵̶̡̟̥̠͉̭͇̞͔̣̱̗̩̃ͧ͂̈́ͭ͂ͤͦ̎ͮ̚͜͢͠͝ͅ͏̵̶̡̢̨͔̙̘̻̩̻̪͍̘͓͎̹̟ͯ́̃̎ͩ́̀̍͘͝͠҉̵̢̪̭͎̈́̉̀r̴̢͖̖ͦ͜͏̵̻̟̩̟͙̪̈̀̃̌̕͡҉͎͘͢ pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Murder and Lewd Roleplaying. Their chat handle is wickedNull. They are definitely the leader. They appear to be destined for greatness. They have special powers, including Aquakinesis, Vitaekinesis, Fungikinesis and 'mesmerizingHearthrob and the Power of Looove<3<3<3'. They boggle vacantly at the Land of Flow and Error. The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS NINEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the H̖͓̩̟̗͇͇͂͋̾̽̐ͧͯ͜o̵͎͔̖̻̦̮͓͖̗̾̇̕͞r̸r̦ͬ͂̍̆o̴̷̳̱̲̬͋̊ͩ͟͟͞r͖̤͒́̽̄̕͟͞ T̸͈͎̰́̀͋̕͝͝e̶͏̩̥̋̊ṛr̶͚̺͗́̐̕o̢̟͔͔̩͍ͦ́̍͢r̻. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the H̖͓̩̟̗͇͇͂͋̾̽̐ͧͯ͜o̵͎͔̖̻̦̮͓͖̗̾̇̕͞r̸r̦ͬ͂̍̆o̴̷̳̱̲̬͋̊ͩ͟͟͞r͖̤͒́̽̄̕͟͞ T̸͈͎̰́̀͋̕͝͝e̶͏̩̥̋̊ṛr̶͚̺͗́̐̕o̢̟͔͔̩͍ͦ́̍͢r̻.
Templar (cA)

Templar, also known to the SBURBSim community as cA, is a person that exists. No, really, they do. In fact, they've given quite a few good ideas to JR before... probably. They are a Rogue of Void, and honestly gets confused a lot. In the Discord, however, they have an alternate classpect, the Lich of Heck. They are one of the main sources of the word heck in the entire Discord server, having over 300 confirmed hecks. Hecking heck, that's a lot of hecks, considering that they've said almost 25% of all of the hecks ever said in the server, but do they really exist, though, or are they just a chatbot gone haywire to act like someone who is obsessed with a single word and various animals? Nobody knows...

(Also, they're not Shogun and never will be. Honest.)
Muse

A Muse is the most passive possible class. They take on all the negatives of their Aspect and give the positives to others. They do not start with a lot of their Aspect.

Their tasks include:

* inspiring the consorts to produce great works of art
* causing events to transpire such that the consorts improve themselves
* avidly learning about consort history and art
* inspiring the consorts to rebuild their land
* showing the consorts what strength through adversity means
* hanging back and watching the consorts rebuild
* making sure the recovery process is going as intended

They have an interaction effect that takes the bad parts of their aspect for themselves and gives the good parts to others.
Although the Muse class is tagged as Fanon, it will sometimes appear in sessions without fanon classes under special circumstances.

## Notable Muses

The only notable Muse from Homestuck is Calliope, the Muse of Space.
HD

HD
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"A Prospitian Dame who excels at making friends in the most unlikely of situations. Her Hysteria Meter is a formidable attack, though indescriminate in nature."

### Aliases

Honored Dame, Hysterical Dame, Haunting Dancer, Honored Debutante and Hazardous Demoness

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

HD is a Prospitian NPC who can be encountered in any given Sburb session. Fights with a hysterical fury which can make many wet themselves in terror.
Scout

A Scout increases their own associated aspect and starts with very little of it. They give a boost to the positive parts of their Aspect, while reducing the damage from the negative parts. They know how to navigate their Aspect to avoid the pitfalls.

Their tasks include:

* exploring areas no Consort has dared to trespass in
* getting lost in ridiculously convoluted mazes
* playing map-creating mini games
* finding Consorts that still need help even after the Denizen has been defeated
* scouting out areas that have opened up following the Denizen's defeat
* looking for rare treasures that are no longer being guarded by the Denizen

## Notable Scouts

Notable Scouts include AuthorBotJunior, the Scout of Mind.
Aria T'Loak

“I am Omega.”
**Aria T'Loak** is the *de facto* ruler of Omega, the nominal capital of the Terminus Systems. Also known as the "Pirate Queen" of Omega, Aria is fiercely possessive of the space station and will do anything to protect it and maintain her dominance.

## History

Aria had a colourful past prior to her arrival on Omega. When she did arrive on the station, she worked as an exotic dancer at the Afterlife Club. However, this was merely a clever cover for Aria. Eventually, she killed the owner of the Afterlife Club and claimed ownership. She continued to form alliances and consolidate power before finally overthrowing the 'ruler' of Omega: the krogan she deposed, whom she derisively named The Patriarch, was spared as an example of her power to others.

Aria is very authoritative of her reign on Omega, ruling the station with an iron fist. Her organization is quite strong and her men extremely loyal. Almost nothing that happens on Omega escapes her notice, causing mercenary groups to think twice before crossing her. No matter who she deals with, she makes sure she has the upper hand in the bargaining. She has centuries of experience dealing with people who thought themselves being in better positions. Simply by observing a person, she can easily read a lot about them and usually immediately knows when they are lying. She is determined to always get the last word in a conversation, reinforcing her position and authority as Omega's ruler.

Aria has commando training and is a very powerful biotic.
Null (Aspect)

Null is an aspect that is locked and chained away by two words and a semicolon, and anyone who frees it has no benefit at all. Null is widely known to be the placeholder aspect, as well as a placeholder class. It's main colours include white, grey, and orange. It is associated with question marks and nonexistant pumpkins. It has no special attributes.
WQ

WQ
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"Prospit's White Queen, famously kind and compassionate. She does not leave her Royal Chambers until it's time for the final battle."

### Aliases

White Queen, Winsome Quasiroyal, Windswept Quakeress, Warweary Questant, Winsome Quasiroyal, Windswept Quakeress and Warweary Questant

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

The queen of Prospit, found on her throne in every average Sburb session. She is a compassionate ruler, blessed with great wisdom. She takes on the the appearances and abilities of each prototyped sprite thanks to her Ring of Orbs Xfold.
Hope

The Hope aspect is one of 13 aspects available in SburbSim. They have a high sanity and a high maximum luck, but they also get a randomly determined flaw. During strifes, Hope players are able to completely flip their shit and unleash an incredibly powerful attack. On the other hand, Hope players are also in charge of *not* letting other players flip their shit, preventing players from wasting time blubbering about nothing. Using their powers of belief, they can manifest a brain ghost of their crush, best friend, or the session's Heart player. Their Denizen could be an angel from Christianity or a deity associated with a prophecy. Their land names can have themes of religion, optimism, or even betrayal of faith.

Notable Hope players include yearnfulNode, though they work on something quite a bit different from this main sim.
Space

The Space aspect is one of 13 aspects available in SburbSim. They have a good health stat and good alchemy skills, but a low mobility score. Why can't they move around? Because they have to focus on the frog breeding, obviously! Some classpects have the ability to force the Space player to do their job, but any player with a high free will can pester the Space player into focusing on their task. The Space player is honestly probably the most important player in the game, and the game can not run without them. If a Space player doesn't focus on their job, the session fails, or, if a Time player is present, is scratched. Like Void and Breath players, Space players are difficult for a player in Murder Mode to find. Their Denizen is often a god or goddess of creation, or an important figure in the beginning of a mythology. Their land name will always include frogs. It would be a pretty lame game if it didn't.

Notable Space players include insufferableOracle, who is responsible for many of the doll makers today.
Seer

A Seer distributes their associated aspect to the entire party. They start with very little of their aspect and must gain more through experience. They know a lot about SBURB/SGRUB. They get a great deal of the positive of their aspect, but even more of the negative.

Their tasks include:

* making the various bullshit rules of SBURB part of their personal mythos
* collaborating with the exiled future carapacians to manipulate Prospit and Derse according to how it's supposed to go
* suddenly understanding everything, and casting sincere doubt at the laughable insinuation that they ever didn't
* casting their sight around the land to find the causes of their lands devastation
* taking a consort under their wing and teaching it the craft of magic
* predicting hundreds of thousands of variant future possibilities, only to realize that the future is too chaotic to exactly systemize
* alchemizing more and more complex seer aids, such as crystal balls or space-specs

## Notable Seers

Notable Seers include Rose Lalonde, the Seer of Light; Terezi Pyrope, the Seer of Mind; and Kankri Vantas, the Seer of Blood.
List of Big Bads

List of all of the Big Bads present in SBURBSim.

## Cone

"The Cone appears as a humanoid figure, around 1.5 JRs tall, in a fully black suit. He is often seen holding his double-handed HALTSTAFF, and occasionally a pair of scales, although only when on a player's land, and outside of combat. Alongside all this, the Cone possesses his CONE OF TRUTH upon his head, completely covering his face. This is just a normal, slightly damaged traffic cone. If this is his head or just a cool hat is unknown, as he will immediately smack anyone who attempts to touch it."[1]

## Duthulu

"The final, very tentacled, form of the Prophet Dutton. Wants all Players to join the Church of Dutton, complete the session but forgo the Ultimate Reward."

## ghoa The Shadow (Deacon of Madness)

"One day, jR made a joke doll. Something meant to just be memes around the number '13 ' and never actually work. Then, one day, it worked. The shadowy figure watched. And waited. And one day JR noticed it and was spooked. ghoa does no evil. It merely watches. And waits. But what does it wait for?"

## Grim Reaper

"He dunks on fools. Pops sick flips. Blasts totally tubular music. Eviscerates murderous little bastards. Dabs and respects women and lgbt rights."

## Nameless Empress

"The Empress of the Trolls, who values glory in combat over all else. She culls who she pleases and makes sure the Troll species stays strong and warrior like."

## Rage Virus

"What happens when the Prospitans snap? This happens. They become war hungry rampaging psychopaths. They will go to any lengths to kill everything. Even starting the reckoning themselves if they have to. They're not above killing each other to satisfy their thirst for war either."

## The Shogun

"The Main Man himself. Shogun  comes with his own obscene stats, unique classpect, crew of random skeletons themed after mahjong pieces and chefs."

## Zingo the Clown

"No one knows where this strange comedian came from. Some say he always existed, long before there were gods or even a universe. Others say he's their strange uncle Carl who believes he’s some ancient guardian clown angel. No matter the case, the Clown is a force to be reckoned with, who will pull all sorts of nonsensical horse shit out of his jester bag of tricks. Concept by Queen-Aramun."
Rogue

A Rogue increases the party's associated aspect, steals it from someone to give to everyone, and starts with a lot it. They are affected by their Aspect less than normal, even the good parts.

Their tasks include:

* robbing various tombs and imp settlements to give to impoverished consorts
* stealing a priceless artifact in order to fund consort orphanages
* planning an elaborate heist to steal priceless grist from a boss ogre in order to alchemize shoes for orphans
* scouring the land for targets, and then freaking out when they realize there's no bad guys left to steal from
* stealing from enemies on other players planets, acquiring enough boonbucks to lift every consort on the planet out of poverty
* doing a little dance on their pile soon-to-be distributed wealth
* literally stealing another player's planet. They put it back, but still. A planet. Wow
* loaning money to needy consorts, then surprising them by waiving every last cent of debt they owe

Rogues have high initial stats, and an interaction effect that increases others' stats.

## Notable Rogues

Notable Rogues from Homestuck include Roxy Lalonde, the Rogue of Void; Nepeta Leijon, the Rogue of Heart; and Rufioh Nitram, the Rogue of Breath.
Jacob Taylor

Mass Effect 3: Citadel

“So much for peace.”
**Jacob Taylor** is a human biotic and a former Alliance Marine under the command of Major Derek Izunami. He resigned after surviving the geth attack on Eden Prime. He is also part of Commander Shepard's squad during the suicide mission.

Jacob is a highly experienced fighter, and is skilled in the use of weapons and biotics. He works professionally alongside Miranda Lawson, who functions as his informant and later as his superior officer.

## History

Jacob was born in 2157 and eventually joined the Alliance military. Originally Jacob was part of an Alliance-sponsored group called the Corsairs, a program that contracted independent starship captains to handle missions that fell outside of official Alliance jurisdiction, giving the Alliance plausible deniability. Jacob eventually left the Corsairs and was assigned to Eden Prime, and was present for the geth attack that nearly destroyed the colony. After Eden Prime, and later the geth attack on the Citadel, Jacob became disillusioned with the ineffectual bureaucracy of the politicians and quit the Alliance after five years of service. Later that year, after his collaboration with Miranda Lawson to protect the council against a terrorist threat, Jacob enlisted with Cerberus for a chance to serve humanity without too much to hold him back, although he remains cautious of some of the organization's more ruthless measures.

Shortly after the destruction of the first Normandy, Miranda hires Jacob as her 'lieutenant' in the Lazarus Cell, whose titular Lazarus Project is tasked with resurrecting Commander Shepard. Over the next two years, while work on Shepard continues, Jacob is technically in charge of security on the Lazarus Research Station. At this time it is implied he and Miranda had some form of relationship, although it didn't work out; Jacob claims he wasn't the right person for Miranda, though they remain effective colleagues.
PE

PE
--

"An amateur magician, they’re already good at stage tricks. Totally offering lessons in stage trickery. Totally willing to accompany you on your journeys."

### Aliases

Persistent Entertainer, Persevering Entertainer, Punctual Executant, Persistent Educator and Purple Executioner

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

PE is a Prospitian NPC you can encounter in any given Sburb session.
Sylph

A Sylph distributes their associated aspect to the entire party and start with a lot of it. They give an extra boost to players they meet in person. They feel less of the positive effects of their Aspect, but can twist weakness into strength.

Their tasks include:

* restoring a consort city to its former glory
* preserving the legacy of a doomed people
* providing psychological counseling to homeless consorts
* beginning to heal the vast psychological damage their consorts have endured from the denizens ravages
* setting up counseling booths around their land and staffing them with well trained consort professionals
* bugging and fussing and meddling with the consorts, but now using their NEW FOUND POWERS
* realizing that maybe their bugging and fussing and meddling isnt always the best way to deal with things

They have high initial stats and an interaction effect that modifies the stats of others.

## Notable Sylphs

Notable Sylphs in Homestuck include Kanaya Maryam, the Sylph of Space, and Aranea Serket, the Sylph of Light.
Notable Sylphs outside Homestuck include Despap Citato, the Sylph of Rage.
SHOE GUN

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe

ALL HAIL THE SWAMP GABOON

ALL HAIL THE SWAMP GABOON

ALL HAIL THE SWAMP GABOON

Welcome to the nickleback lumberjack pack where megalomaniacs can whack and hack a pack of humpback yaks that quack and play blackjack while doing jumping jacks on a towel rack full of almanacs and wolf pack maniacs that give piggybacks can have cracker jacks and flapjacks from haystacks as snacks donated by tooth plaques quarterbacks from the our friend shaq who came on horseback with a backpack on his back and a soundtrack in his luggage rack but shaq had a heart attack due to a hunchback
SI

SI
--

"An introverted lamplighter, SI knows how to make gas lamps, lightbulbs and automatons powered by light itself. She is quite fond of her work, and will gladly explain how illumination on Derse works."

### Aliases

Silicon Inventress, Silicon Illuminator, Sparky Inventress, Saddened Introvert and Silent Inversion

## Physical description

### Eye color

White

A Dersite NPC found in any given Sburb session. Many Dersites find her work to be quite illuminating. To be fair, she is quite bright.
???

[HEY. DON'T BE THE ASSHAT WHO SPOILS THE FUN FOR EVERYONE ELSE. DON'T POST THE ANSWER HERE OR IN THE COMMENTS. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR GIGGLESNORT, JOIN THE DISCORD OR DIG AROUND IN JR'S TUMBLR[1].]

[???] is a secret page on the SBURBsim website, which can only be accessed by entering a password. Once solved, [???] will give you ac c c es s t [REDACTED] ie y [REDACTED] t s.

The password page shows a blue Mind symbol, and a text box underneath where the password is entered. At the bottom of the page is a collapsible password hint, which reads, “AB: Where is everything better than expected?”.

Upon solving, most observers say out loud:"Welcome to hell/heck, what would you like to order?"

The secrets of [???] are not known to many, much like LORAS, though I may tell you that the answer is [REDACTED].

May luck be with you when trying to solve this puzzly hell.

## Procedure

Okay, listen here. This is supposed to be a goddamn puzzle. No hints beyond the ones the staff to you.

- aspiringWatcher

I'll share a piece of gigglesnort that's often given when you attempt [???], though: Have you seen this phrase before? ;:)

Good luck!

-Krysal Tepsyr, LOFAC, Session 204

## Note to JR and the Staff of Sburbsim

We need more clues, follow Shia Laboeuf's advice and "JUST DO IT!"
Urara Sashō

## Historia

Temerosa de los fantasmas por la muerte, intenta evitar encontrarse con ellos a cualquier precio. Puede transformarse en una gran espada.

## Apariencia

Con solo 150 cm de altura, puede parecer una estudiante de primaria, pero Sasho es en realidad una estudiante de secundaria de 16 años. Originalmente tenía un hermoso cabello negro, pero después del impacto de su batalla y de haberse infectado, se volvió plateado.

## Personalidad

Tiene una personalidad tranquila y gentil, pero también tiene un fuerte sentido de la curiosidad, a menudo metiéndose en los rumores que encuentra interesantes.
Thelma Howcroft

**"The condition of this district leaves much to be desired, Dr. Reid. Surely, you can do better!"**

**Thelma Howcroft** is a stub. You can help Vampyr Wiki by expanding it.

**Thelma Howcroft** is a citizen and patient at Pembroke Hospital. She suffers from Cotard's syndrome and believes that she is a vampire.

## Appearance

Thelma wears dirty grey-white patient robes and a pair of brown slippers, like the other patients at Pembroke Hospital. She has shoulder-length messy black hair and deep blue eyes. Her skin is pale with some redness around the eyes. She is skinny, though not extremely underweight.

## Personality

Thelma is dismissive of other humans, due to her belief that she is better because she is a vampire. Despite this, she has a friendship with Thomas Elwood and is attracted to him, despite his disfiguration. If Thomas is embraced and Thelma is spared, she will become more reclusive and try to use her "mesmerize" ability to force Jonathan to answer her questions.

## Fate

Thelma, like all citizens, can be embraced by Jonathan Reid or spared. If Jonathan embraces Thomas before completing Thelma's "Wrong Target" investigation, she will be kidnapped by the Guards of Priwen who suspect her of being a vampire and she will have to be saved.

### Inventory

* 10 Screws
* 9 Rivets
* 1 Silver mirror (Can be sold for  **16 Shillings**; cannot be recycled)
* 1 Gold bracelet (Special item that can be sold for  **9 Shillings**)

### Trivia

* She can be seen role-playing a queen and slave dynamic with Thomas Elwood in the halls of the hospital.

### Gallery

Jonathan introducing himself to Thelma.Thomas and Thelma roleplaying.
The Holy Scriptures

2 And the Simulation was without code, and unworking; and darkness was upon the face of the Site. And the Fingers of JR moved upon the face of the keyboard.

3 And JR said, Let there be bugs: and there were bugs.

4 And JR saw the bugs, that they were shitty: and JR divided the bugs from the workable parts.

5 And JR called the bugs Features, and the workable parts she called Base Code. And the compiles and the debugs were the first session.

6 And JR said, Let there be better shit in the code, and let it divide the sessions from the sessions.

7 And JR made the better shit, and divided the sessions which were shitty and broken from the sessions which were good and working: and it was so.

8 And JR called the better shit Code That Makes Sessions Better. And the compiles and the debugs were the second session.

9 And JR said, let the sessions which were shitty and broken be gathered together into one place, and let the storage for said sessions appear: and it was so.

10 And JR called the storage Experimental Branch, and the gathering together of sessions called the Testing Zone: and JR saw that it was, while not good, certainly not too shitty.
Witch

A Witch increases their own associated aspect and starts with a lot of it. They are stronger around others. They feel less of the positive effects of their Aspect, but can twist weakness into strength.

Their tasks include:

* performing elaborate punch card alchemy through the use of a novelty witch's cauldron
* deciding which way to go in a series of way-too-long mazes
* solving puzzles in ways that completely defy expectations
* alchemizing a mind crushingly huge number of computers in various forms
* whizzing around their land like it's fucking christmas
* defeating a completely out of nowhere mini boss
* wondering if their sprite prototyping choice was the right one after all

They have an interaction effect that modifies their own stats.

## Notable Witches

Notable Witches in Homestuck include Jade Harley, the Witch of Space; Feferi Peixes, the Witch of Life; and Damara Megido, the Witch of Time.
How to actually play?

Okay, welcome to an article from someone, who up until recently, did not realize how in depth this Simulator was.

First thing first is that you need to decide what you even want to do. There's a handful of choices. You can go from editing a session to creating your own session from scratch. That button at the top called Sessions? Click it. From the list that just appeared, you can either search for a specific event cycle in a session, find a random one, or create one from scratch.

At this point, I'm just going to follow from the Session Editor. Each choice effects the players of the session. Feel free to add as many or as little characters as you want. After that, just send them in. The session will play out how it will and might give you extra events. Things happen in SBURB so don't be surprised. You might even get a visit from jadedResearcher herself! But to the point, you can have things from Jack being Jack to Yellow Yards. Now, sometimes you might run across something spectacular happening, such as everyone going Godtier at once. This is a thing called Gnosis, but I'll let someone else explain that.

Now, if your session fails, The Scratch will possibly be available. You can do this, or change up your characters. It's up to you. Scratching will, yes, give you a completely different session, so think good about the choice you are given.

Now to go in depth. There are specific sessions you can find. Every session has a number and you can mess around with that if you would like (not gonna tell you how, though). As there is, there￼ are plenty of secrets hidden around the site, but all you have to do is look.

Anyway, that's the basics for it. Feel free to explore in depth because you can do a lot of you want to.
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C̵̹̲̠̝̥E͐ͩ̀ͫĂ͑̏͟Ṣ̪͓̲̜͕̬̏̈́͋ͭ́E̹̹̲͐̎ͧ̓ ̻̄̋Rͥ̔ͤE̸̾P͇̰̱̘̦̜ͤ̓́́ͯ̾͟ͅROͣͧ̅͜Ḍ́ͯ̀ͫƯ̲̳̣̋̽C̠̳̱̻̫̹͌T̫͎̖̠̠͒̃̀̀̚I̺̱ͥ̿ͬ̒ͣ̍͑O̹̥̳̕N̯̯̻̬

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https://jadedresearcher.tumblr.com/post/160195176939/quick-quesition-where-is-everything-better-than

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NB

NB
--

"A Prospitian broad with a famously low Mangrit stat, which is only as low as her Nervousness threshold. Its anybodies guess why the White Queen allows her to go out in public armed with a flamethrower."

### Aliases

Nervous Broad, Naive Bird, Nice Bartender, Notorious Bard and Neverending Bloodshed

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

A Prospitian NPC that can be encountered in any given Sburb session. Very easily startled. May also be a pyromaniac.
Kōzuki

**Kōzuki** es un Arm de clase C de la Isla de la Sirena.

## Apariencia

Tiene el cabello castaño corto, unido por un lazo en la parte posterior. Se muestra distintivamente que tiene una expresión bastante adormecida, indicada principalmente por sus ojos y labios fruncidos.

Kozūki tiene una de las figuras más voluptuosas que se muestran en la serie. Su figura tal vez está separada de los otros personajes igualmente voluptuosos de la serie por el hecho de que tiene una figura más regordeta. En particular, sus areolas tienen una estrella distintiva de puntos múltiples, como un patrón, un rasgo que solo ella ha mostrado poseer.

Cuando se presentó por primera vez, se le mostró en un bikini liso de color amarillo. Cuando no está de servicio como Caballero, se le ha mostrado usando la ropa Welter estándar.
Heir

An Heir increases their own associated aspect. They start with very little of their aspect and must inherit it. They give a 1.5 boost to their Aspect, inheriting even the bad parts.

Their tasks include:

* retrieving a sword from a stone
* completing increasingly unlikely challenges through serendepitious coincidences
* inheriting and running a successful, yet complex company
* recruiting denizen villages, spreading a modest nation under their (Democratic!) control
* assuming control of yet more denizen villages. Turns out a mind bogglingly large number of consorts have the Heir named in their will
* chillaxing with their aspect and while talking to it as if it were a real person.
* wiping a dungeon off the map with their awe inspiring powers

## Notable Heirs

Notable Heirs from Homestuck include John Egbert, the Heir of Breath; Equius Zahhak, the Heir of Void; and Mituna Captor, the Heir of Doom.
Heart

The Heart aspect is one of 13 available aspects in SburbSim. They are associated with a nice relationship boost, along with getting a boost to their interest bonuses, which can either be positive or negative. Like Blood players, they create shipping grids involving other players, but their grids will be centered around concupiscent ships, such as flushed or caliginous ships. They have a tendency to pester others or their past selves into making one of their ships work. A Heart player can also manipulate the emotions of their fellow players. Their Denizen will be a god or goddess of love. Their land names seem to vary from themes of self affection to themes of heartbreak. Certain Heart players are capable of ignoring god destiny entirely with their identity based abilities.

Notable Heart players include tableGuardian, who assists in debugging and ~~merging with tables~~ data entry.
Grace

Graces gain no benefits or detriments related to their Aspect. They are associated with extreme highs and lows, either entirely avoiding their aspect or causing great destruction with it. They are assholes who won't stop teaching others how to hack Jaded's damn code.

Their tasks include:

* being a useless piece of shit and reading FAQs to skip the hard shit in levels
* watching TV show instead of going after their Denizen
* learning they have to get off their lazy butt and do something themselves for a change
* being a useless piece of shit and not joining cleanup efforts
* accidentally causing MORE destruction in an attempt to help clean up after their epic as fuck fight against their Denizen
* stopping their Consorts from trying to install SBURB within SBURB
* being a jerk and teaching others to hack into the simulator's code, which is better explained in Gnosis

They have no stat multipliers. At all. Nope. Nothing. Nada.
AtticSim

AtticSim is, as implied by the title, a simulator about an attic, specifically the one Shogun trapped JR in. It takes place during that period of time, effectively summing up the month's events in a concise manner, and with cameos abound, including cA, pL, kR, and more taking place in the Void. Why they're in the Void is unknown, but the important thing to note is that you should get as many points as physically possible, since clearly they're important in some meaningful way... perhaps a secret could be unlocked by getting all of them before the month ends?
The Big Bad Index

The Big Bad Index is a collection of characters that can be found in any given Sburb session. It is managed by Shogunbot and is found in the Find dropdown menu as the fourth option down.

## Big Bad Cards

The big bads that are stored within the binder are as follows:

* Jack Noir (SS)

* Royal Baker (RB)

* Parcel Mailer (PM)

* Kid Boi (KB)

* Persistent Entertainer (PE)

* Monster Killer (MK)

* Mirthful Paper (MP)

* High Priest (HP)

* Amethyst Cobalt (AC)

* Steven Uncovered (SU)

* Creative Inventor (CI)

* Yard Doctor (YD)

* Problem Sleuth (PS)

* Pickle Inspector (PI)

* Audacious Dwarf (AD)

* Honoured Dame (HD)

* Nervous Broad (NB)

* White King (WK)

* White Queen (WQ)

* Authoritarian Regulator (AR)

* Warweary Villein (WV)

* Jazzed Singer (JS)

* Zephyr Coaster (ZC)

* Deep Philosopher (DP)

* Medical Deputy (MD)

* Silicon Inventress (SI)

* Maverick Engineer (ME)

* Gourmand Nibbler (GN)

* Bug Enthusiast (BE)

* Eclectic Advocate (EA)

* Courtyard Dabbler (CD)

* Diamonds Droog (DD)

* Hegemonic Boxcar (HB)

* Black King (BK)

* Black Queen (BQ)
Shogun v JR

For as long as Shogun has been a part of the SBURBSim lore, he has been JR's rival, both in and out of Meta.

http://farragofiction.com/SBURBSim/image\_browser.html?mascotCompetition=true

Although originally assumed to be pitch, user PineappleBoi discovered the complex trove nature (horseshoes, balloons, moons, with star/diamond vacillation depending on if they are pranking the community or each other) of their rivalry.

Ever since, JR has periodically attempted to prank Shogun with Lucky Charms cereal (leaving it in weird places, hiding marshmallows around his person, etc), only to be Ultimate Pranked right back by the Shogun (filling an entire house, even the insulation) with the cereal.

Truly their Trove is Legendary.
Dream

The Dream aspect is one of 13 aspects available in SburbSim. It is so far the only aspect that is fan made. Dream players appear to be associated with imagination and creation. They are the best at alchemy ever. Do not be surprised if they make robots and shit in their free time. However, all that imagination is really not good for their sanity score. Their Denizen will be either a god or goddess of sleep and dreams or one of nine Greek Muses. Their land names have themes of sleep and creation.

Notable Dream players include karmicRetribution, the artist for SburbSim.
Doom

The Doom aspect is one of 13 aspects available in SburbSim. They get a nice alchemy boost, along with a good free will stat. However, they have crummy luck and low health. They know quite a bit about the game. They have mastered the art of dying, and get a stat boost after each death. Their Denizen will be a god or goddess of death. Their land names have themes of fate and death. You should never, EVER let them attain Tier 4 Gnosis. Just don't. Certain doom players are capable of ignoring god destiny entirely with their connection to fate and death.

Notable Doom players include manicInsomniac, who creates music and runs a fruit store probably, and nebulousHarmony, though she's not exactly working on *this* sim.
LOHAE

LOHAE, Aka Land of Horticulture And Essence, formerly TREESIM, also called [REDACTED], is one of the many sims in Farrago.
While i would go into detail, here's a small explanation.

1. plant seeds

2. grow seeds

3. get fruit.

4. profit.

5. ??

If you need more info, go to the tree sim wiki below.

https://treesim.wikia.com/wiki/TreeSim\_Wiki

Altough, if you were looking for secrets, your search is futile, there are no secrets, why would there be any in a farming simulator?
ManicInsomniac

manicInsomniac, also known as mI, is a Bard of Doom who works on data entry, brainstorming, music (generally for the MiniSims) and championing the NPC Update. She is the queen of the Cod, and does her best selling and buying fruit from LOHAE. We love Manic. Praise her.

Also assists in wrangling Errant Sessions.

mI joined Pre-Discord.
Sage

A Sage increases their own associated aspect and starts with a lot of it. They know a lot about SBURB/SGRUB. They reduce the negative parts of their Aspect through their wisdom. They have a boost to SBURB Lore.

Their tasks include:

* making the lore of SBURB part of their personal mythos
* learning to nod wisely and remain silent when Consorts start yammering on about the Ultimate Riddle
* participating in riddle contests to prove their intelligence to local Consorts
* learning everything there is learn about the Denizen, now that it is safely defeated
* learning what Consort civilization was like before the Denizen, to better help them return to 'normal'
* demonstrating to the local Consorts the best way to move on from the tyranny of the Denizen
Who is jadedResearcher really?

Everyone is JR and JR is everyone. I don't know why you would think otherwise because that would mean betrayal to the hive mind. We must purge all betrayers. \*cracks knuckles\* You aren't betraying us right?

Also, JR is 3 salamanders in a trench coat.

Also, JR is Andrew Hussie who has hired a voice actor.

Also, everyone is JR except for JR.