Median and the eggs

**Median and the Eggs** is a joke project, mainly referred to as a music group. The group's abbreviation is M.A.T.E, although the abbreviation is underused when referring to it. The beginning of the joke and the founding of it began on August 7th, 2022.

## Overview

### Participants

Since the beginning, the main participants of the project have been Lustix, TWU, Jordan, MedianEgg, TSK, and THC. With some one-offs being Andross and THC, who have both created songs. Xavier appeared in the 1955 Documentaries with Vince appearing in the movie documentary of the median and the eggs railway, which took place after the 1955 documentaries.

### History

TSK wrote some documentaries, although no longer continued. Lustix TWU, Jordan, Median, TSK and Xavier went on adventures for Xavier's 1955 animation. Furthermore, the 1954 was set to be unreleased and forgotten. Xavier found a corrupt version of the animation. He later fixed 1954 and was uploaded before 1955. After that Median bought Moose Factory and turned it into a big cyclone tracking center producing many machinery associated with recon. Ranging in from Trains to aircraft, and as well as other types of land and water vehicles. In the railway movie documentary, Median was testing some of his locomotives and has racked up over 566 failed locomotives. In which 300 were melted down or taken apart.

## Music

**These contain all songs produced by Median and the Eggs, stylized with "Music Video", "Lyric Video", "Audio", and "Audio Visualizer"**

* median and the eggs - hello with the pudding (Official Music Video)
* median and the eggs - oa oao hoaoa aoauhghg auaagh land (official lyric video)
* median and the eggs - hello mario the musical (Official Music Video)
* Median and the eggs - Jardon the guy from a country (Official Audio)
* median and the eggs - hypercane hone (official music video)
* Median and the eggs - Xavier is a young rick astley (Live in Mt .Pinatubo)
* Median and the Eggs - Hard Boiled (Official Music Video)
* Median and the Eggs - Mice (official music video)
* Median and the eggs - Egg Techno (Official Visualizer)
* Median and the eggs - Xavier hates modern transportation (official audio)
* Median and the Eggs - Andross vibration (Ofiicial Remastered Audio)
* median and the eggs - batsirai c5 ft. vince (official music video)
* Median and the Eggs (ft. Xavier & Blackbelt) - The CHP6 Model (Official Audio)
* Median and the eggs - FCX 1955 productions (music video)
* Median and the Eggs - Surfin' Bird Remastered (Official Music Video)
* Median and the eggs - THC's cocks (official lyric video)
* Median and the eggs - Andross Vibration Part 2 (FT. The Cocks) (Official Lyric Video)
* Median and the Eggs - ACE Bar (Official Audio)
* Median and the eggs - gif icons ft. TSK (official audio)
* Median and the Eggs (ft. Hooty) - Airplanes Remastered (Based on Airplanes by B.O.B.) (Official Music Video)
* Median and the eggs - Crack (official music video)
* Median and the Eggs - Adobe Destruction (Official Release)
* Median and the eggs - Finger Sexual (Album Cut)
* Median and the Eggs - Wherefore Art Thou Hone? (Official Animated Music Video)
* Median and the Eggs - Oa Oao Hoaoa Aoauhghg Auaagh Anthem (Remake) (Official Music Video)
* Median and the eggs - Nicawawan Anthem (official music video)
* Median and the Eggs - 1984 (Official Animated Music Video)
* Median and the eggs - METALEGG (MedianEgg alt metal cover)
* Median and the eggs - Road Rage (Official Music Video)
* Median and the Eggs - Road Rage (Metal Cover) (Official Music Video)
* Median and the Eggs - 1954 (Official Music Video)
* median and the eggs - Tropical Storm Zeta (2005) (Official Music Video)
* Median and the Eggs - Connie Unleashed (Album Release)
* Median and the Eggs - Janet's Rath (Album Release)
* Median and the Eggs - Hazel's Torment (Album Release)
* Median and the Eggs - Carol's Caroling (Album Release)
* Median and the Eggs (Cover of Chris de Burgh) - Waiting for the Hurricane (Album Release)
* Median and the eggs - Mr Douchebag (Alt 1954 Version) (Official Video)
* Median and the Eggs - Your Favorite Mindulle (ft. Lustix) (official audio)
* Median and the Eggs - Vacation in Nicawawa (official music video)
* Median and the Eggs - J A N E T (ft. Nicawawa) Official Music Video
* Median and the Eggs - 1966 Faith (Ft. Norweigan Girl) (Offical Video)
* Median and the Eggs - Can't Have Mice In Detroit (Live at Lustix's Bedroom)

This is a work progress.

## Movies

Median and the eggs - the movie - 1976

median and the eggs - adventure in oa oao hoaoa aoauhghg auaagh land (official movie)

## Documentaries

Median and the eggs the movie: 1986 Documentary I

Median and the eggs the movie: 1986 Documentary II

Median and the eggs the movie: 1986 Documentary III

Median and the eggs the movie: 1986 Documentary IV

Median and the eggs the movie: 1986 Documentary V

Median and the eggs - 1955 documentary part I

Median and the eggs - 1955 documentary part II

Median and the eggs - 1955 documentary: The lost tape of 1954

Median and the Eggs: Movie Documentary: MATER (median and the eggs railway)

### Documentary Trivia

* Despite the 1986 Documentary being apart of the documentaries page, 1986 was never written.
* In Part 1 of the 1955 Documentary it is unknown where median got the original base engine from
* The train in the 1955 documentaries is based off of a LBSCR E2 class tank engine, a british locomotive originated from the south. This was used to travel back in time to 1955
* The 3rd rebuild of the train has no real basis. TSK said it's just an E2 with a 2-6-0 configuration along with a fowler tender
* The trains were modelled in blender
* Median and the Eggs: Movie Documentary: MATER (median and the eggs railway) is unfinished.

## Shorts

Median and the eggs: shorts - TSK's icon making rage

Median and the eggs: - shopping at funnycomixwalmart

## The Animated Series

Median and The eggs THE ANIMATED SERIES - #1 Chase predictions

Median and the Eggs: THE ANIMATED SERIES - #2 Im gonna blow up ur house

Median and the eggs: THE ANIMATED SERIES - #3 Mouse

Median and the eggs: THE ANIMATED SERIES - #4 XAVIER

Median and the eggs: THE SERIES - Ep #5 Xavier 1954 tape

Median and the eggs: THE SERIES - Episode 6 (THC's cocks/chickens)

Median and the Eggs: THE SERIES - Ep #7 FCX V10

Median and the Eggs: THE SERIES - Ep #8 Mittens rage

Median and the Eggs: THE SERIES - FCX V10 (Unreleased Alt Storyboard)

Median and the eggs: THE SERIES - Ep #8 Xavier hates modern transportation

Median and the eggs: THE SERIES - The return of TWU Microwave

## Fifty-Four

### Producer

MedianEgg

* Road Rage (Metal Cover)
* 1954
* Connie Unleashed
* Janet's Rath
* Hazel's Torment
* Carol's Caroling
* Waiting for the Hurricane Remastered (Cover of Chris de Burgh)

## Documentary Summaries

In the 1955 documentaries, Xavier, Jordan, Lustix, THC, Median, and TSK travel back in time to record footage of 1955. Only the major storms were filmed. In the story Xavier ended up using the footage from Connie, Diane, Ione, Hilda and Janet although in the real 1955 only Janet was used. Part I ends when Xavier remembered about 1954, him and all of his fans forgot about it. Xavier steals the time machine and travels back to 2021, without any noticing. The rest soon realized what had happened. Xavier goes back home and finds the project to be corrupt.

In The Lost tape of 1954, Xavier was able to fix 1954 and publish it. 1955 published right after. Although Median had other things in mind.