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Chapter 2 - Wish for Peace (TiH)

A battle of the ages is exactly what it was.

The meager Pilz Squadron, consisting of six frigates, three galleasses, five transportation ships, and a single battleship, the HMS *Toadsworth*, defeated a large portion of the Beanish navy, including their largest flagship, the HMBS *Queen Bean*. The Beanish society continued to fight on, however - their allies in Sarasaland and the Koopa Army were not yet defeated. Laurits, however, gave the war three months until it ended favorably for the Mushroom Kingdom.

The war would last over a year longer than he initially thought it would.

“You!” Laurits pointed at a cabin boy. “Shoot him,” he said, pointing towards the sailor that stood before him in the brig. “He is accused of disloyalty towards the Crown and her navy, having killed two fellow sailors and attempting upon my life.”

“Uh… y-yes, sir,” the cabin boy sputtered. He aimed towards the malnourished Toad in the cell with a small wheellock pistol, who didn’t even try to move out of the way. He just sat there. The cabin boy pulled the trigger, which killed the prisoner almost instantly..

“Good. Dump him overboard. I’m going to go get drunk,” the captain muttered sleepily. The cabin boy unlocked the cell and began to weakly drag the dead prisoner to the deck, stopping once to vomit inside an empty barrel.

Things hadn’t been going well for the Pilz Squadron. Two of his ships had already mutinied, and left for the Kremling Islands, else they’d be executed for disloyalty. Laurits had barely been able to keep hold of his namesake ship, with it only being due his charismatic nature and executions of the disloyal every now and again.

Then, the letter arrived. A letter from Princess Peach herself, calling all armies and navies back to Toad Town for the discussion of peace terms between the Beanish Coalition forces and the Mushroom-Waffle alliance. His fleet rejoiced. They had immediately sailed to the nearest dock in the far south of Desert Land. The minor sailors rode home, while himself and a couple of other officers rode for Toad Town.

The peace talks began the next day, at about six in the morning. Sarasaland and the Beanbean Kingdom were forced to make numerous concessions, including war reparations, transfer of territory, and piles of gold. Of course, this included the Sarasan and Beanish recognition of Mushroom subjugation of the Pipe and Ice Lands. The Waffle Kingdom was not left out of this deal as well - they gained some territorial concession from the westernmost regions of Sarasaland, along with a hefty amount of gold.”

“‘Scuse me, Your Majesty, but I’d like to discuss one more thing,” that was the voice of the commander of the First Beanish Army, Hooling, Laurits realized. He and Hooling had been friends at one point - but in recent years, the two had become competing rivals. Laurits knew that, with Hooling’s silver tongue, he’d be able to talk down the current concessions and stop any future wars. Laurits could speak up, though this would likely cause backlash from his superiors.

He said nothing.
Chapter 1:Another day at the glitz pit... (TAoA)

As the fat tubba clones fused together,they-

**-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT-**

Aaron suddenly woke up. He looked around,not knowing where he is.

"What....Where am I?
What is this place and what was that bizarre dream I had earlier?" (Yes I
 think Ruff Puffs can dream) Aaron said.

Suddenly,a voice called out to him!

"Aaron...."

"What?! Who's there?!"
 Aaron shouted,apparently taken by surprise that he heard a voice(If you
 ask me..it sounds like a girl's voice).

"Aaron...come closer..." The voice beckoned as a warm,bright light suddenly appeared on the other side.

Aaron did what the voice has asked and stepped closer towards the light...

"What..does this lead to?" He then asked,still looking at the bright light.

"Well this leads to...YOUR DOOM!" A sinister voice then said as a evil-looking version of Aaron came out of the light.

Without a second to spare,Aaron got attacked!

"AGGGGGHHHH!" He screamed before a bolt of lightning hit him,causing him to black out.

......

Aaron then woke up in the champs room. Breathing heavily,he looked around before sighing.

"Another nightmare...again..."

Aaron then floated
to the (what is this monitor-like thingy called again?) and took a look
at which team he and EXE is going to face next.

"So we're going to
face the show stoppers huh..? Phew, at least it's not Tubba's team..."
Aaron said to himself before leaving the room.

Then,there was an old photograph found under the bed...
Tide is High

## **Information**

*A fungi tale of courage and diligence. Of honor and respect. Laurits von Pilz had grown up in Seaside Town, before entering the Mushroom Navy only a few days after he turned eighteen. Since then, he has made a name for himself as a brilliant strategist. In the second Peach War, he was the one who breached the walls of Bowser Castle, allowing the Mushroom armies to pour through. In the Sarasaland Succession Crisis, he led the navy to the largest victory that had been seen yet in the Battle of Lavalava Gulf.*

Tide is High shows Laurits von Pilz's career in the Mushroom Navy and his famous strategies and tactics of war. Along the way, he'll meet friends, foes, and large rivals.

## **Table of Contents**

### **Part I - Way of the Ship**

Prologue - Forged by the Sea

Chapter 1 - Prepare for War

Chapter 2 - Wish for Peace

Chapter 3 - Simple Principles
Tales Beyond the Grave

## **Information**

*A story about a dead man who tries to feel alive again, only to die on the inside.*

Tales Beyond the Grave tells the tale of Sergeant "Sarge" Spookyspear after he's brought back from the dead. All Sarge wants to do is find a way to reverse his curse, or at the very least, permanently die.

## **Chapters**

### **Part I - Spearheaded**

Prologue - Mortician

Chapter 1 - Soil

Chapter 2 - Marsh

Chapter 3 - I Hate Exposition
The Truth of Jazzy

## **Information**

The Truth of Jazzy is the first part of the Jazzy Chronicles, About his connection to an ancient force Called the Music, and how his life is completely changed due to this. It happens After the first battle he has with GB. Rewriting the first chapters due to his team literally leaving him.

## **Table of Contents**

### *Part 1: The Music Warrior*

Chapter 1: The First Battle

Chapter 2: Hero of All?

Chapter 3: Training

Chapter 4: The Story of The Soul

### *Part 2: An Unknown Threat*

Chapter 5: Training Complete

Chapter 6: Untold Battle

Chapter 7: State of Affairs

### *Part 3: To Fight to the End!*

Chapter 8: Planning

Chapter 9: Retaliation

Chapter 10: A Bursting Belief

Chapter 11: Aftermath
Long Outing Pages

"He was a brave, adventurous being..."

A voice in the wind told.

"He wanted freedom, peace of mind, and above all, acceptance."

His lineage being passed down to a certain breed of squids...

"He took on a human form, and began his conquest of the unknown island...

He fought, killed, formed alliances, betrayed, and regretted just to get one he wanted. After all of the pain, he finally did get what he wanted. Freedom, acceptance, and peace of mind was all achieved. He was able to change the culture of the island, and thus becoming a ruler of some sort. But, was it worth it? He couldn't mend the broken trust of the other island species. He had to do something.

Even if he'd die just to do it, for so his love for the island of Havador was far to great to stop him.

-LO Pages 1
Journal Entry ??? (FJE)

*It seems there are multiple journal entries with this one...*

I couldn't do it... there is no place to hide... i'm doomed...
unless... there is under rogueport... not only is that the one place
nobody expects... it's big enough for me to hide a lab somewhere...
However i'll need a new identity... a new name... Let's see.. my name is
 Frost and I have the ice element.. Then perhaps i'll need to change
elements as well... Hmm... This will require a lot of work...

I've built some sort of hidden lab in the sewers... it took a
while though and I would rather not say where exactly... Also a white
squeak came up to me and said some.. interesting things... he said he
could change my element... I didn't really believe him but then he
actually did and I couldn't believe it...My new element is Shadow... So
my name will be **Shade** from here on out...

I'm leaving my lab for a bit... the security cameras I've
installed keep seeing someone wandering around where my lab is... if
they are looking for me, i'll need to pull them away from it... i'll
need to battle in the pit...

Phew, been a while... but I've found a better method to do
this... I'll build a ton of robots who will fight for me! The problem is
 actually getting the materials...

The person... they came in my lab... they were some sort of shy
guy with a... unique mask to say the least... I think even a cape... He
helped me build these robots and somehow had all the materials I
required... Now all I need to do is build them and make them fight for
me...

This will be my last journal entry as Frost... He is gone now... I
 am Shade... Anyhow, the robots are finished and despite some...
inconveniences... I've managed to complete a ton of them, one of them
even managed to make a team with a cloud named Aaron... Hopefully things
 will go as planned...
Prologue - Déjà Vu (TPHtP)

“All right, see you in a bit, Dad,” Parin yelled behind her back towards her father, who was reading the daily edition of DupliNews in the other room.

“Yeah, yeah…” her father muttered under his breath. He could really care less about his thirteen-year-old daughter, but since his wife cared about her so much from some idiotic reason, he decided he’d stay and raise it with her.

The young, red-sheathed duplighost wandered around the Duplighost Kingdom town market, looking for things she could possibly buy for herself as well as her mother with the little amount of coins she had. Though, purchasing something anywhere where duplighosts made up a majority of the population was a huge problem. You would constantly be thrown into traps in order to have your coins stolen from you, to get you arrested by the extremely corrupt knights, or be forced into a gang against your own personal will. Of course, all duplighosts that populated these areas were used to it and could often outsmart their way out of traps and whatnot. Of course, Parin, being only thirteen years old, was not one of these smarty duplighosts. She ended up in a dark alley, with one of the most famous gangs in the entire world - the Duplighost Disciples - right in front of her, led by their ringleader, Dopyle. These guys basically ruled the entire kingdom at their height during Dopyle’s father’s rule, nearly fifteen years ago.

*“Glanis, Gandaan, Talel, Matra, and of course, Dopyle. Great. What have you gotten yourself into this time, Parin?”* she thought to herself.

“Well, well, well. Look at what we’ve got ‘ere,” Dopyle rused, “A young duplighost all out by herself. How odd is that. An’ she’s got a red sheet and black hair, too. I wonder who she coul’ be.”

“Just get on with it, Dopyle. Yadda yadda, my father killed your father, you want revenge, blah blah. So what are you gonna try this time?” The red duplighost retorted, “I mean, just get the royal guard to bust into my house and arrest my dad.”

Much to her dismay, Dopyle replied simply with “Nah, I think it’d be easier ta go for you first, kiddo. Then the Disciples could just creep up your family tree like Putrid Piranha Plant venom. And then you’d all be *dead, dead, deeaaad,*” adding an extra singing part to the triple death part.

And then Parin was awoken at four o’clock in the morning to the sound of an angry mob outside of the Pit, and felt an extreme feeling of déjà vu.
Chapter 4: The Story of The Soul

"**The Story of the Soul Starts far before even the Glitz Pit....**

It began as a simple knowledge that there existed an even greater power than what was known. It is unknown who it's first, second, or even later on holders were. We only know the first person who was able to use the Musical Energy that the Soul easily provided. This power allowed him to lead the group of people he was with."

"The Soul is an energy that exists within one when another with the soul dies. To use it, you must have a corporeal body. It essentially increases the power of someone, and gives them an natural affinity for Music. This created a new form of Power: Musical Energy, Using song to attack or defend. It made anyone who used it stronger than anyone who could face them.

It took years for someone to learn Musical Energy without the Soul. But with it, it took seconds. It is unknown why the Soul picks what it does, but it does not seem to be based on species or location. We only know of 10 different users, with you being the 11th."

"With this soul, you must use this musical energy to teach others of it's existence, and keep it living so that it may be used forever!" he said triumphantly.

"Okay, but.... why?" I asked, "If I don't teach others, then this "Soul" or whatever will reborn when i'm dead and then there would be another anyways."

"You fool..... The Soul is not undestructable. And even if it is not destroyed, someone must teach it to the next for it to continue easily! Why not teach your friends here?" He gestured to the other 3.

"I don't think these guys would even want that power. But fine, I guess I'll teach others...."

"Now then! We'll be training even harder now!"

"....Even harder?!"
Suggestion Board

## **Information**

The suggestion board is a place for wiki members to post ideas for the website or ask questions regarding stories or any other fan content. Occasionally, polls may be added at the bottom of the page. Any suggestions or inquiries can be placed in the *Current Suggestions* section below. If an admin has archived your suggestion, but you wish to reason with him more, add the entire conversation to *Current Suggestions* again.

## **Current Suggestions**

**Suggestion by MAGICxPYthon:** I should probably get to work on MitP, shouldn't I?

**A/N: Sorry, writer's block, I'll answer this in 2 months.**

**Meagi:** *You dense motherfucker.*
Glitz pit higschool chrissmas specal part 1🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 (GPH)

## halloween special

**author note:hapy christas**

it was a scary night at
 october 31nd and the studients were having sleep oevr at the school.
tubba opined his stuped fart anoying mouth and sead "i'm going to tell
you a really scary story"

**stairy #1: tubba**

once apon a time theres this little girl

and then this litle girl went to the hunted house where a which lived

and THEN SHE GOT TRAP AND ATED BY THE WICH

"and then what" say skeloeta

and then the wichsh got a tummy ake and layed down and then someone kill witch and the end.

"now tell me one"!!!! yell tubba.

"ok" say skettoella

**story #3: skelloetta**

ocne upon a time theres this little girl

she died

and then she w as ghost!

evryone hear legend except her

and then the end

"HOW SCARY AWS THAT?!!" say skebobetta

"that was bad story you suck" say tubba "i am beter write than you"

"no"

"ya i can provei t i willr ead now"

**story #4: tubba #2**

once upon an time there was tis vamprie

he suck everyone blood

"in the world?" shivre skeloeta who is ghost and should be scared not

yes except one little girl named

um

"patreck?" say skeloeta

yes

and there were witch throwing stew

and then they alls saw the girl and ate him up and the witches caudorn and then the end

"ur dubm" say skelloetta and she story

**story #5: selloetta again**

once upon a minute therer were a witch

and she saw human but did not know it was human

and then human kill witch

and she turn into human!

and then they run off and die

and they were BOTh wITCHes!

but one was wizzred of corse but BAD WIZERD

tuba then look
extreme againgry BUT THEN LIGHT GO OUT "oh no" say skelleletta " i am a
fraid of dark" then there were spooky laugheter from down hall. "who is
there?" says tubba bravley defending skeloeta. "identify yoursafe!" then
 there were more scary laughs.

tubba and skelloetta
 saw a shadow come from the shadows. "you fucking kids are dead" says un
 know voice. it was yoshi. "which one of you little shits turned off the
 lights?" yoshi point gun at heads. "we are not turn off light, i swear"
 tubba was scared.

tubba go to turn off
 lights now i mean on. but just then there are dead bodie on ground.
"what" and it was meloetta. "oh no what happen to sister" says
skelloetta and she cry. " will aveng you' and they go to light switch
and turn on. but then light turn off again and screamed.

skeloetta as gone!

haha ur clinghanger

lol jk here are story (totelly got u dint i XD)

"uh oh" says tubba "i am an lone now" and then A BUNCH OF SHADOW COME TO ATTACK TUBBA/

"help" says tubba
and just then shyer come and use teh lights to destroy shadows. "that
was scary" says tubba. "by hit the shadow with the light ihave become a
mriror weapon t o destroy the mosntres." say shier who is probly
smartest in school )like me) BUT THEN PROWER CAME OUT

"OH NO" YELL SHYER "
 I AM GOING RUN AWAY NOW" and he going run away now. "I HAVE COME BACK
FROM THE DEAD DEAD BECAUSE I AM A GHOST GHOST."
Chapter 3 - Confessions (MitP)

Peering,
 but soon stepping into the Red Major League locker room through the
door, which was either magically repaired while Parin was gone, or just a
 continuity error, Parin noticed a few things. Not just that it suddenly
 looked like it was the Minor's league room, which she was sure she
didn't look at the wrong room, there were two more things. One, nobody
was in there, which was to be expected, but two, there was more
Wing-Dings crudely engraved in her locker. "👎✋👎☠🕯❄ ✋ ❄☜☹☹ ✡⚐🕆 ❄⚐
💧❄⚐🏱✍" was what was inscribed in the steel of the small locker.

"Why in the world is
W.D. suddenly popping up everywhere in the Pit...? Ugh, whatever. I'm
not gonna bother with translating it. I have bigger priorities." She
told herself, hopefully not in the vicinity of everyone... which she
was. (And, for the facts, what it translated into was: DIDN'T I TELL YOU
 TO STOP?")

A silhouette of a certain Lakitu we all know asked, "W.D? Bigger priorities? One question. What exactly are the both of those?"

"OHO JEEZ-" Parin yelled, obviously startled. "Uhh, it means nothing, mysterious Lakitu silhouette."

"Mysterious Lakitu
sil- what? Whatever." The Lakitu replied, stepping into the light of the
 Minor-Looking Major League Locker Room. Parin was relieved to know that
 it was only her boyfriend, Lukki.

"Oh, it's only you, Luk." Purple ghost girl told Lukki.

"I told you to stop calling me that."

"Fine, whatever."

"Anyway, what're you
 even doing? We're all supposed to be searching for Chubba and Yoshi,
and we concluded that they weren't in any of the locker rooms. Or the
lockers specifically. And don't tell me you weren't there, I felt your
presence!" Lukki told his girlfriend.

Parin retorted with,
 "Weeeellllll... you seeeee... uh, um, first, I wasn't there, second,
I'm probably not gonna be able to lie myself out of this one. Ech. Might
 as well just cough it out. But you can't tell *anyone,* okay?"

"Alright, I can do that." Lukki replied.

"Well, you see, for real this time, this is all just... a big prank."

Lukki began, "WH-" but was immediately silenced by purple cloth.

"Shut up, shut up. I
 don't want to attract any more unneeded attention. Yeah. Anyway, it's
just one elaborate prank. Yoshi and Chubba are currently hidden in the
top floor of the storage room. Now, like I said before, you'd better not
 rat."

"Or what?"

"Or else I'll leave The Glory Raiders."

"NOPE, NOPE, OKAY, YEP, I WON'T TELL ANYBODY."

"Good, good. They'll only gone for another day or two, though. Really no reason to stretch it out for a long time." Parin said.

"Eh, yeah, I can kinda see your reasoning."

After that long,
semi-pointless conversation, the couple set out to regroup with the
others and help "search for Chubba and Yoshi." Of course, everyone being
 the brainless idiots they are, (espeshalee eelee lOlZ Xdddd) they don't
 check the top floor of the storage room, or maybe the switch to
activate the stairs was just hidden so well. Well, hidden to everyone *but* Parin, now as well as Lukki.
Achievements

## **Information**

Achievements can be earned by satisfying certain goals pertaining to the Glitz Pit. They can range from winning a boss battle to completing your first story. Earning achievements can earn you badges, which are commemorative goodies that are placed on your profile to show that you did something stupid. Badges are not good only as decorations, however, but other uses will not be revealed until the future.
Chapter 1: A Food Crisis (STG)

Our story begins on the day of the national food festival. Tubba, being the honorary hero of the land gets invited. His buddy pal chum, Gonzales, hands him the letter that the princess of Generic Food Land has sent them.

“Hey bro! The princess sent us a letter!” Says Gonzales in excitement.

“Let’s hear it then.” Tubba says in response.

Gonzales began to read. “Dear Tubba and Gonzales, I would enjoy for you both to attend this years food festival, we will be holding a ceremony for your heroic deeds in the past and would like for you to give a speech. Yours truly, Princess Starfruit.

Tubba stands up, grabbing his club and gets ready to head off with Gonzales.

Tubba and Gonzales arrive on scene as they approach the town and wave at all the food residents.

“Haven’t you ever thought it was weird that you moved to a town will people that are made out of FOOD?!” Gonzales says as they continue walking.

“Nope.” Tubba says as he waves to the citizens that are cheering for him.

Tubba finally reaches the castle and as he opens the door. BAM! An explosion hits! It knocks back Tubba and Gonzales but they quickly regain their balance.

“Not this shit again!” Tubba says angrily.

As he looks up Chubba jumps down and captures Princess Starfruit.

“HELP ME TUBBA!” She screams!

Tubba stares at the enemy. His brother. Chubba.

“I do what I want!” he exclaims.

“This lil’ princess is gonna be mine! And I’m gonna eat her like the rest of this village!” Chubba says proudly.

“As if you pathetic teal fuck.” And with that, Tubba with help from Gonzales boosts themselves up to the roof to confront the Clubba. Chubba swiftfully escapes in one of his Chubba brand airships. Instead his grandmaster wizard Red appears!

“You’re not harming the king of awesome today, TUBBA R. CLUBBA BLUBBA!”

Red blasts Gonzales and Tubba in the cosmos! He used all the magic power in him to rid of them. Before Tubba and Gonzales hit the nearby planet Tubba looks at Gonzales.

“Here we go again.”

And thus, Tubba and Gonzales face plant, falling unconscious
쌀국수 뚝배기

사실 더 정확한 이름은 **둥지** 쌀국수 뚝배기이지만, 그냥 쌀국수 뚝배기로 많이 알려졌다.

일반인들 사이에도 널리 알려진 바로 그 필수요소. 그 명성 덕에 극에서 음식을 먹는 장면이 나오면 반드시 음식에 쌀국수가 끼어 들어간다. 위 대사를 읊으면서 주변인에게 위꼴(?)을 시전하는 건 덤. 음악에서는 '뚝!' 소리만 따로 분류해서 널리 사용된다. 심영과 마찬가지로 역재생 버젼의 소스 또한 많이 사용된다.

주로 많이 쓰이는 대사는

"쌀↗국↘수↗ 뚝! 배기↘"

"면발이 억쑤로 부드럽네."

"한 뚝배기 하실레예?"

이다. "면발이"라는 단어가 "명박이"라는 단어로 들리기 때문에 가끔 이명박과 엮이는 경우도 있다.

대표적인 백마스킹 버전은

"다↗이나↗믹↘ 로↗동" (국물도 얼큰하네!를 역재생하면 된다.)

"에이 너무 못 끓였어. 이 라면." (면발이 억수로 부드럽네를 역재생한 버전이다.)

"에이 썅나… 아후(아이구) 이게 무슨..." (뚝배기보다 장맛이네를 역재생)

분류: 합성-필수요소 갤러리
Dankness within

Dankness withing

*The dankness within is the dankest story you'll get nowadays. Anyway its about Oscar the yoshi,a outcast to others life. The hardships he faces what made him into the yoshi now.*

----------------------------------------------------------------Period 1-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Chapter 1: A dank beginning
Chapter 1 - A Horrible Day

The day started off as any other day for me. As I was walking to my job....

"Hey, Lestina!" a guy ran up to me, and started to talk.

"How is the book shop treating you?"

"S-Same as usual, Delta...." I really didn't like Delta, But I tolerated him as he was the only one I could consider a friend.

"Oh... I'm sorry."

**end of draft (you can call it a teaser if you want)**
Magic & Spells (TMTWK)

Magic is practiced by magikoopas and basically, any other species that have magical potential.

The medieval era was a tough time for magikoopas in some places due to the rise of necromancy, a type of magic that was looked down upon and forbidden. The rise of necromancy led to people being deathly afraid of magikoopas since they believe the only species that can be necromancers are the magikoopas themselves due to how they always cast magic without considering other species that could possibly be mages.

**(Page needs a revamp)**
Chapter 6:Interactions

**(Author's**
 Note:Hi,Sorry if you are dissapointed in this chapter. Aaron only got
to talk to GB and Parin. But don't worry,he's going to have some "real
fun" soon...heheheh....)

It's been a few days(a
 week even?) since that...time where Aaron faced the yoshi's wrath. He
has fully (or at least 99%) recovered since then. Aaron was simply
floating around since there were no battles today.

"Huh,I feel bored.
Maybe I should talk to people I know like....Aha!" Aaron
exclaimed,darting off to find a certain green blooper.

"GB! Where are you?"
Aaron yelled out as he floated around,searching for GB the green
blooper. He then heard inking coming from somewhere before hearing
somebody say "Over here!" from one of the major locker rooms.

Aaron floated towards
where the voice is coming from and opened the door(somehow) before
entering. What he saw was a mess. Ink is everywhere...

"uhhh GB? Why did you ink all over the-" Aaron started to say but was cut off by GB.

"Sorry I can't control it!"

"Well uhh do you want me to give you an ink sac?" Aaron asked.

"Ah,no thanks. I think I'm fine now...SO what are you here for?" GB said,facing Aaron.

"Well I was
wondering if you want to train with me. We DO need to practice our team
attack and improve right? Just i case we need to fend off any more
intruders just like the shadows we faced before."

"Yeah sure. Meet me in the pit at night" GB said before leaving the room. Aaron looked around before leaving as well.

"Who should I talk
to next? Maybe I can go find that duplighost that pranked me last night.
 Or I can go have a talk with the yos-No not the yoshi....I could also
find Skeloetta and apologize to her or strike a conversation with her
youngster sister,Meloetta. What should I do.....?" Aaron said to himself
 before looking up at the ceiling.

Later on,Aaron tried
 to find the duplighost (AKA Parin). But every single attempt,he always
failed. He considered giving up until he suddenly saw here standing
there,staring at the wall. Aaron then dashed(floated...?) towards here.

"HEY YOU! WHY DID YOU PULL A PRANK ON ME LAST NI-"

The duplighost
instantly turned around and scared Aaron again. It's best if I don't
describe how she scared him (besides the high-pitched scream).

"What the heck? Do
you ALWAYS have to scare me like that?!" Aaron shouted while Parin is
laughing. She suddenly stopped laughing and replied with "Yeah,I'm a
prankster duh!".

"Well can you stop pranking me then?" Aaron asked.

"Hmmm...Nope! I
think I'm gonna have more fun with you unlike most of the other
unfortunate victims I have pranked on!" Parin said,giggling as she
walked off.

"Again,what have I
gotten myself into? I think I need to relax..I'm starting to feel the
stress already" Aaron said to himself as he floated off,presumably
towards the champions room or outside of the pit.

Little did he know,he is going to have another bad time...
Prologue - Hi (HI)

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"Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi, hi hi," Hi hi.

"Hi H hi hi hi hi."

"Hi."

"Hi." Hi hi.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi. Hi hi hi hi, hi hi hi hi hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi, hi hi hi hi.
Chapter 11: Aftermath

"You're Leaving?" Tubba asked me as I got ready. I continued to work on getting my things done.

"You saw what happened. I had to take the power of someone else just to handle that thing, and it'll continue to look for me.I don't want to drag you guys into this fight. It's too dangerous."

"And for you? What happens if you die out there?"

"Well, then I'll die and you guys won't have to worry about me. I don't see any problems."

"... You're my friend, you know that?"

".... Thanks. But I need to get stronger before I can come back. So that I won't hurt you guys." I then walked down to the outside of the pit, looking out to the flying city. Tubba followed me.

"You will come back, right?"

"Yeah. When I feel I'm strong enough to fight these things, I'll come back. Don't worry." And, as the ferry came to drive me down, I felt sad. It was a recent emotion I had learned to dislike. But I realized Tubba wasn't alone in watching me go. Slowly, Sarge and some of the others came out to watch me. At least, I thought to myself, I know people would be waiting for me to return. Once I got out in rougeport, I walked towards Podley's place, where I got a drink.

"Did you take that job I told you about?"

"Yeah. How do you recognize me, anyways?"

"You may look different, but I've never seen a man with a violin strapped to their back who wasn't you, Jazzy."

"Yeah, Fair enough. But I've essentially took a break on it for now. I have some things I need to do."

"I've heard there's a pub at Toad Town that needs someone to play music. Think you could take that up?"

".... Sure, I think that'll work. 'til we meet again."

"Okay, Jazzy. Until we meet again." and as he said that, I walked out and got on the first train to Toad town.

"Why are you taking the train all the way to Toad Town?" One of the ticketmen asked me.

"I don't like the ocean." I said. After what happened with GB..... I had essentially killed him by getting on that boat. I wasn't likely to get on one ever again. And so, I rode off towards my new destiny.

**Switch from Jazzy 1st person to 3rd person**

The girl was afraid. She had just sent a burst of energy at her boss, killing the man instantly. She didn't know why or what was causing this. But as she did that, a dark voice came into her head.

"we are going to have so much fun together" The voice said, "who are you"

"L-Lestina. T-The name is Lestina."

"hello lestina i am ancfynu we will be working together so do you want to help me kill jazzy or will i have to force you"

"I-I'll do anything.... just don't hurt me."

"i will not if you are not like the last one"

"O-Ok...."

"just listen to me and we will work perfectly together as a team to kill jazzy."
Journal Entry 001 (FJE)

As
 you explore the wiki, you find this page... it is a journal entry... if
 you would like to read about it, keep scrolling, otherwise, leave

## Frost Journal Entry #1

The pit is apperently rennovating... We have all been kicked out temporarely and i've decided to return to Rogueport...

My name is Frost, I am
 a Craw and my shit life is in Rogueport, I came to Glitz pit in order
to get money and to have an excuse to beat people up... however me
getting out of there isn't good... at this rate... who knows if he'll
accept to let me go... That is why i'm going to leave journal entries...
 if anyone finds these, then that means something has happened to me...
But listen well... something weird is going on aroun- ***Someone has torn in the pages***

...so please, be sure to go there... I have to go now... goodbye
Chapter 3: Hockey Showdown (GPH:R)

Tubba had told them all the day beforehand to meet at this house to discuss his sinister plot to take down his awful brother, Xavier asks, "Hey Tubba? So what EXACTLY are we doing again?" Tubba responds in haste, "We're going to challenge that fat ass to a hockey match thats what!" Everyone stares at Tubba as if he's joking. "A hockey match? And he's never played it before and is probably going to suck ass?" Tubba smirks. "Of course he'll suck ass, he hates the sport, that's why when he hears we're the ones challenging him he's gonna want to prove us wrong and kick our asses in it." After a prolonged training with Tubba everyone heads to the local ice rink, in which Tubba already contacted his brother to be there. Chubba walks up to them with his goons. "What's the challenge wimps?" Chubba says impatiently. Tubba says. "Hockey Match, right here, right now." All of the goons reply to Tubba "It's on losers." Everyone grabs their gear and head into the Ice Rink.

 **REDACTED UPON CANCELLATION. The Good Old Glitz Pit Hockey Game**
Chapter 7: State of Affairs

We were all speechless. GB, to save our lives, sacrificed his own.We went from 5 people, to 3, without anything the others could do to save them.

"Damn it....... We just sat and watched this Silence thing kill our friend...." I punched the boat, as it drove towards where we thought the Glitz pit would be.

"We couldn't do anything, Jazzy." Tubba replied.

"Yeah." Sarge then agreed.

"But we should've been able to do something. Now GB's fighting, and likely dying for us." I said, as my violin changed into a sword and glowed with musical energy.... But as I did so, we saw a ship coming towards us.

"Tubba!" Said another Clubba on the ship. "Where have you been?" Others on the boat looked towards the three of us. Once the ship had gotten close, they picked us up using a life boat.

"Jazzy, isn't it?" Shen Zu said to me, "You're the Ghost who took the way of the Sammer Guy, right?" I nodded.

"Amazing! It's great to see you still alive!"

This was the latest in a series of people asking me and the others questions, although most were more about how we survived and what happened. Eventually, the question I dreaded hit:

"Where is GB?" Asked one of the lower-ranked fighters. None of us answered.

"Well?" Chubba asked, "Where is he?"

"H-He's dead." I finally spat out."He was killed while we were escaping from.... from something horrible." I said.

"Where do we go now?" Another man asked.

"We go back to the Glitz pit and prepare for the fight of our lives."
Chapter 7:Rise of the Martians(Part 1) (TAoA)

Today
 was just like any other day. No battles,walk around and talk with
others..maybe even train. Well actually no,today is not like any other
day because..

...

.....The martians are coming.....

Nobody knows about this,not even Aaron. Perhaps Yoshi was right....they do exist and they are coming for them right now!

......

Aaron was bored,again. Other then the pranking from Parin,there was nothing else to do except talk,spar and....explore.

Then he heard an
announcement. It wasn't like any other announcement oh no no no.....it
was an announcement from the MARTIANS!!!!

"Greetings scum of the
 glitz pit. We,the martians have came here to abduct every one of you
for some reason. Prepare yourself because we WILL be coming in
about...three hours"

Almost everyone
panicked but a few of the battlers didn't believe that martians exist
and just thought Chubba was messing around again (and Aaron was one of
them). Meanwhile,GB inked the floor.

"Alright alright,SETTLE DOWN! I THINK I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!" Tubba shouted,causing everyone to shut up.

"So. Yoshi's fears
might be true because I don't think the voice sounds like chubba at all.
 We might need to prepare for a possible encounter with the martians
people! Gather your things,we're going to battle them!"

"..But..uhh..don't we need armor to protect ourselves?" One of the battlers asked.

"....No! We're
strong enough to take a hit from them and we're powerful to stomp them
completely! Come on people. Let's start preparing NOW!" Tubba shouted
again as everyone cheered[wow what a mood change!] and left to
[presumably] buy things from Yoshi's store.

Aaron traversed
through the crowd and floated up to Tubba,saying:"Don't you think this
is all weird? I mean Chubba COULD have used a voice modifier and
martians aren't really real"

Tubba looked at
Aaron and said "Well Pearon,we HAVE to prepare anyways just in case
martians are real AND they are trying to invade the pit...just to be
saf-HAHHAHAHAH YOU ARE A STUPID PUMPKIN AHAHAHA I CAN FLY"

Tubba then jumped off the balcony and....BOOM! Aaron looked down,cringing a bit upon seeing Tubba on the floor,unconscious.

...

Three hours have
passed,everyone was prepared for battle. They are all outside,waiting
for the martians to arrive and they actually did! Too bad they abducted
(almost) everyone because of their advances technology and all that
stuff.

Unfortunately,Aaron was abducted as well. Will he ever make it out alive with the others?
모짜렐라 인더버거

대한민국의 탤런트 김상중이 광고한 모짜렐라 인더버거의 광고를 한 합성러가 소스로 만들게 된 것이 시초이다.

## 소스화

비교적 최근에 생긴 신종 소스이며, 보통 이 광고에서의 김상중의 목소리와 버거를 먹을 때 나는 소리인 'Aㅏ~' 등을 소스로 사용한다.

이 소스를 조교한 것을 '모짜렐로이드' 등으로 부른다.

## 작품들

다음은 해당 소스로 제작한 작품 목록이다.

-[가온]

[모짜렐로이드] 롯데 생활! http://tvple.com/388898

[모짜렐로이드] 모짜랑이 데이즈 http://tvple.com/390958

[모짜렐로이드] 슈팅 모짜 http://tvple.com/392781

[가온 합작] 배드 모짜렐라 (feat.황정민) http://tvple.com/390940

[신소스?][모짜렐로이드] 어떤 과학의 모짜렐라 http://tvple.com/387605

-[SO☆DA]

[모짜렐로이드] 롯데존 리메이크 Lotte Zone Remake http://tvple.com/394738

모짜렐라의 소실 http://tvple.com/391471

모 짠 스 (Mozzans) http://tvple.com/394462

[모짜렐로이드]모짜렐라 제거제 http://tvple.com/388654

-[디지털 드럭]

『모짜렐라로이드』 천본 모짜렐라 http://tvple.com/392403

-[그 외]

[모짜렐로이드]모짜렐라 공주님께서 꾸짖으시니 http://tvple.com/395873

[모짜렐로이드] 모짜렐라 http://tvple.com/390294
Journal Entry 002

I can't help
but feel... watched... this started the moment I got back from that
damned arena and I don't know why this is happening... But it's creeping
 me the hell out... i'll try to keep my eyes peeled for any other
suspicious activities... Although... one thing i've noticed is a masked
figure...I see it alot... maybe I should move...?
Side stroy part 1: the very scary man (GPH)

## ATUHTRS' NOTE: i garruntee you iwll adoor my newest story (DO NOT READ

== IT IF UDNER 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!) also i have picked up some types form other
 righters and maybe i am good/ ==
"this is the suck." moon tubba "iHate being expele." ==
but JUICE THEN, THERE ARE A HAND THAT IS GO THROGUH PORTEL.

"i a m going to take you too another dementia or porbalby or something come nowi will save you"

"NO!!!!" and tubba race head and frine TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!!!! "MY MOTH TOLD ME NOT TO EVER TAKE STRANGE HANDS." poot tubba

"shoot the help up and come you imbeseal." and hand GRAB TBUBA IN A BAD PLACE AND DRAG HIM OUT OF EXPELEATION VOID!!!!!!!!!!!

POW!

ZANG!!

ZOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

and tubba is out now

"thinks" say tubba " i will make a going now" and tbuba makes a going now.

and

then

tubba

go

"wait"

say the man

"allow me to intridice myself"

"no, do not talk to me anymore, i am going"

and then tubba
lefted. "ha! i am clearance!" cream tubba in ugly! no w i must get to
the reel world. how to?" and then tubba's grand piano adventure begain.
The Erkland Trail

## **AAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDVEEEEEEEENTURRREEE**

You are about to read some extremely important TMK lore. Make notes, because it'll be on the test.

This details the epic saga of a group of 5 idiots who ventured about 300 miles to go to Erkland to visit a Halloween party where their other 3 friends are waiting.

The story evolves around our 5 main characters;

**Jamie**, the currently self-appointed leader who is constantly and deservedly berated by his group for being the absolute worst leader ever. He refuses to give up his position due to "determination." Hobbies include throwing people into lakes and pushing people off cliffs due to disobedience. You know what? At least it's a change in leader for once.

**Eelee**, the egotistical oaf who, depressingly, is still by far the most qualified candidate for a leader. Everyone hates him, and that's basically his entire personality unless you decide to risk death and listen to his toxic stories. Hobbies include hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey and hockey. Lets get some heads up hockey.

**Rob**, whose edginess surpasses even his sword's. All he does is constantly groan about how horrible his life is or how his teammates are idiots. Sentence topics include self-loathing, insulting, self-insulting, self harm, red or black stuff, and teapots. Don't stand too close or you'll be cut.

**Yoshi**, the teammate who, instead of contributing to the team, just ruins other peoples' lives. It's fine though, because he's a hero, probably! Hobbies include stealing food and blaming it on others, shaking their cart until it breaks or sinks, and just generally not being helpful.

**Drew**, who should technically be called **Bowser**, but that's dumb, and you're dumb, so stop being dumb, you dumb idiot. Despite the fact that he shouldn't be able to speak English, has terrorized kingdoms for years, and has just generally been evil, he's a hero and suddenly and inexplicably one of the TMK crew's closest allies, so that's A-OK!!!! Drew does nothing but scarf down rations, get bitten by snakes, and rely on others to do work for him, or else he'll get angry, which means nothing at all. Because his general Ultra is not with him, he doesn't have a fun time on the trip. And nobody has fun when he's around either.

Other currently away heroes include **Squirt**, who has the character traits of a plank of wood, **Cryst**, who is increasingly creepy and is possibly a man, and **Ultra**, the most normal human being there could be.

Needless to say, it's a pretty solid team!

## **Chapters**

Prologue - A Completely Pointless Adventure
ALTERNATIVA LODER 05

# “spoilers gastrointestinales” (5-4-14)

**Descripción**

Sábado 5 de abril de 2014

Una nueva entrega de Alternativa Loder, el spin-off de actualidad de La Órbita de Endor.

Sin complicaciones, aquí no encontrarás mucha documentación, ni rigurosidad, ni siquiera un mínimo de seriedad; sólo opinión personal y bastante incorrección.

En este programa han intervenido: Coronel Kurtz, Abraham Hithorso, Rafa Pajis y Antonio Runa.

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Chapter 3: Training

In older days, there was a consideration of something being extremely hard as being like hell. That would be a compliment to what he pushed us through. Every morning, he forced us awake and forced us into what he called "Stretches", which included multiple mile runs, around 500 pushups, situps, and whatever he could force us to do before we passed out, and then he had us face him and learn about this damn "M-force" Or whatever he was always talking about. After that, we then had to fight each other as well, leaving us completely exhausted. Then we had to go to this cabin in the island he had somehow took us to, and we had to cook our own food and everything. Whenever one of us complained to him about this horrible schedule, he simply said "If you wish to learn to use this force, you must reach your Limit." He seemed particularly disappointed when I failed to do it, Although I don't know why he'd believe I could. I'm barely even able to use the Musiweapon I hold. I thought all of this after our third week here, Going to sleep in a small part of the room, away from the others. As I finally slept, I had another dream.

"I've figured it out! That thing in my dreams....." I was someone else this time.... He felt familiar, but I couldn't place my finger on it.

"If I just use this, then-" And then I was awoken by a loud thump. As I remember the dream, I realized what he was talking about. I held my Hand out and felt something..... unknown there. It then formed into a note.

"What the hell....." As I then moved it forward, it sent a massive burst of sound, waking everyone up and making a new window in the shape of a quarter-note.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Tubba woke up, yelling. He then looked at me and his eyes widened. I wondered why he was doing that until I looked at myself and noticed this blue aura all around me, notes all over it, and some even bleeding onto my body. But, as I looked at him again, I realized..... that's not what he was looking at. He was looking straight into my eyes.

"What the hell did you do?!" he yelled again.

"You can't see it?" I asked him.

"See what?" He answered. I then moved closer to him and put a sixteenth-note onto him, and then.....

"What...... What is that?" He said, as a small aura appeared around him too.

"I think this is Musical Energy......" I explained, "I don't think I gave it to you permanently, but you should be able to see it now....." I then created a small ball of this musical aura and kicked it around.

As we went to train, He then hold his hand up.

"I see we already have one using the M-Force." He said, but I then replied:

"If you call it the M-Force again I'll hit you in the face. We're calling it Musical Energy." I said.

"Ah..... That confirms it then. You are The Soul!" He said it with such grandiose.

"...What the hell is that?"
Novellas

## **Information**

Novellas are stories with less than three parts. This is the perfect format for short tales that reflect upon the shortness and futility of your worthless life. Anything greater than three parts can be categorized as either a novel or a meganovel.

## **Finished Novellas**

**A Life Worth Living** by Dorjon

**Danube to the Stars** by Jimminus

**Heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom** by Yoshius

**Tubba the Hero** by Yoshius

## **Inactive Novellas**

**Glitz Pit Highschool** by Jimminus

**The Erkland Trail** by Jimminus

**Yoshi's Inane Mumblings** by Yoshius

## **Cancelled Novellas**

**Aaron's Journey in Planet Earth** by Randy295

**Frost's Journal Entries** by Idranoid

**Super\_Tubba\_Galaxy** by awesomechamp22

**The Timeline Loop** by Idranoid

**Total Glitzy Island** by Idranoid

**Tubba Goes Out For Lunch** by Skittlesthepug