Killjoy/Quotes

Killjoy has 404 quotes.

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## Agent Select and Abilities

### Pick agent

* "Relax. I've already thought of everything."

###  Nanoswarm

#### Cast

* "Placing swarm grenade."
* "Placing swarm grenade."

#### Activate

* "Swarm grenade out."
* "Swarm grenade out."

###  Alarmbot

#### Cast

* "Placing alarmbot."
* "Placing alarmbot."
* "Alarmbot out."
* "Alarmbot out."

#### Destroyed

* "Killed my bot."
* "Killed my bot."
* "Alarmbot down."
* "Alarmbot down."

#### Triggered

* "Found them."
* "Found them."

###  Turret

#### Cast

* "Placing sentry."
* "Placing sentry."
* "Turret out."
* "Turret out."

#### Destroyed

* "Ugh, turret down."
* "Ugh, turret down."
* "Turret destroyed."
* "Turret destroyed."

#### Kill

* "Hah, turret killed them."
* "Hah, turret killed them."
* "Wait, really?!"
* "Wait, really?!"

### Bots (Alarmbot, Turret)

#### Recall

* "Bot coming back."
* "Bot coming back."
* "Recalling my bot."
* "Recalling my bot."

#### Kill assist

* "Thanks bot!"
* "Alley-oop!"
* "Love my bots!"
* "Bot assist."
* "Tag teamed."
* "Thanks botty!" \**laughs*\*

###  Lockdown

#### Destroyed

* "Lockdown destroyed!"
* "Lockdown destroyed!"

#### Detain no enemies

* "Area's clear!"
* "Area's clear!"

#### Detain all enemies

* "Caught five!"
* "Got them all!"
* "Got them all!"

#### Kill detained enemy

* "Fish in a barrel."
* "Fish in a barrel."
* "Trapped and zapped!"
* "Trapped and zapped!"
* "Had some trouble?"
* "Had some trouble?"

###  Resurrected

* "Fwoof! Heiliger strohsack, this is crazy!"
	+ (*"Fwoof! Holy crap, this is crazy!"*)

## Buy Phase

### Match Start

* "I built literally everything on this battlefield. Ja, even the things that might kill us. What? You want me to say sorry?"
* "Okay, I put together some data on our last six combat missions. Did you read it? Did anyone read it? Oh God, can anyone here read?"
* "Don't worry team. If you die, I have your memories backed up at base! Heh, just kidding, just kidding. Or am I?"
* "Swarm grenades? Check. Killer robots? Check- oh, hah, don't worry, they're only killer when I say so."
* "If I'm not stressed, then you should not be stressed. I mean, look at me. Cool as a cucumber. \**laughs*\* Ja, that's a thing Americans say, right?"
* "These imposters actually think they can beat my tech? Ah, let's test that theory."
* "Why is no one wearing the pulse monitors I gave you? Honestly, I ask for a few readouts and you think I'm Doctor Frankenstein!"

#### On Attack

* "Let's make this extraction quick. After this I'm going clubbing five timezones away, and a girl needs a moment to change."
* "Oh! Oh! What if I sabotaged their defuser to speed up the timer instead! Oh man, how funny would that be!"

#### On Defense

* "Stealing our radianite is one thing, but I swear if they touch my coffee mug collection, I will erase them from existence."
* "Meine güte! How many spikes do they have anyway? That tech's not cheap."
	+ (*"My goodness! How many spikes do they have anyway? That tech is not cheap."*)

#### Bind

* "If this town had let me install my defense matrix, we wouldn't have to be here! Ugh, oh well, I'll clean this up myself."

#### Fracture

* "Alpha this, Omega that, scheiße, who named these universes?! A und B would work perfectly well. We would be A, of course."
	+ (*"Alpha this, Omega that, shit, who named these universes?! A and B would work perfectly well. We would be A, of course."*)

### Round Start

* "Don't die. If you need help figuring out how, just ask!"
* "Where are we going this time? Remember what worked in the past."
* "Their tech is only as good as their skill, and there, we have them beat!"
* "Everyone makes fun of German efficiency, haha. Just keep laughing as you use all my gear."
* "You can trust my bots. They only malfunctioned that one time and, honestly, she won't miss that finger."
* "Don't stress if I die. It was great knowing you all. Also, delete my hard drive."
* "I can hold an area pretty well myself. Make sure to cover the angles I can't."
* "Remember, your weapon is only a tool. You can't just shoot, you have to think!"
* "They look like us, but are they us? I have so many questions."
* "Everyone note down your observations, then let's run it again."
* "Is everyone's tech still working? Double check it please."

#### Last round won

* \**laughs*\* "They're thinking so hard, I can smell their circuits frying"
* "Good! One step closer to being back in pajamas."
* "Good. Analyze, then improve."
* "They should probably reevaluate their approach."

#### Last round won while in the lead

* "Let's see. Battles are won by geniuses. And I am a genius. So..."
* \**laughs*\* "I knew this would be easy but, meine güte!"
	+ (*\*laughs\* "I knew this would be easy but, my goodness!"*)
* "I evaluated their strategy. It's a joke!"

#### Making a comeback

* "There we go. Finally, cracking their code."
* "Their stale tactics would only work for so long."
* "Oh, this is a much better trajectory!"

### Last round in the half

* "Last round to use our creds and abilities. Don't waste your firepower!"
* "Last round to use our creds and abilities. Don't waste your firepower!"

### Match Point

* "Oh, we're almost done? Cool, hehe, cool cool cool."
* "Once we win, just dump all your tech in my lab. I'll fix it up."

### Spike forgotten

* "Ugh, do I have to attach legs to the spike now?"

### Shop

#### Call for a buy

* "I'm buying."
* "I'm buying."

#### Call for a save

* "I'm saving."
* "I'm saving."

#### Offer to buy for allies

* "I've got money, need something?"
* "I've got money, need something?"

#### Request weapon

* "Can I get this?"
* "Can I get this?"

### Barrier Down

* "Just cool down, we're good enough to win!"
* "We're not their equal."
* "Their defense? Uh, could be better."
* "Find the leverage, and wedge it open."
* "Nice and easy."
* "Reevaluate tactics."
* "Keep you heads on."
* "Keep doing what you do best!"
* "We can't keep doing the same things."
* "Tactics beat firepower. Use that."
* "We can keep them out."
* "I anticipated us winning."
* "Keep it cool. That's how you survive."
* "Quick peeks now."
* "Time for a field test."
* "Don't overthink it, that's my job."

## Kill

* "Good."
* "Auf Wiedersehen!"
	+ (*"Goodbye!"*)
* "Goodbye!"
* "Enemy down."
* "One down!"
* "Variable removed."
* "Terminated."
* "That's done."
* "Finished."
* "Got one!"

### Headshot

* "Impeccable kill."
* "Precise."
* "Headshot."
* "Perfect accuracy."
* "Deleted."
* "Power's out."

### Melee

* \**laughs*\* "Oh, okay."
* "Be smarter."

### Triple

* "Got three!"
* "Got three!"

### Quadra

* "Now four!"
* "Now four!"

### Last kill

* "Let me just swipe those biometrics."
* \**tuts*\* "You tried."
* "Anticipated."
* "Who could've predicted this? Alright, I did."
* "They're all dead? I have more tests to run!"

### One kill remaining (game-mode specific)

* "Final test!"
* "Final test!"

## Spike

### Defuse time running out

* "Imagine if I died, right now. So funny..."

### Defuse successful

* "Oh, no no, you don't deserve my inventions."

## Round End

### Ace

* "Go ahead! Call me tech support again!"

### Clutch

* "I had to focus for a second."
* "Calculated."
* \**laughs*\* "Ah, my genius doesn't stop in the lab."

### Flawless or Team Ace

* "Flawless, what did they expect?" \**laughs*\*
* "Aww, they should stop playing checkers."
* "Like clockwork."

### Low HP

* "Ugh, okay, uh, where's Sage? This scheiße hurts."
	+ (*"Ugh, okay, uh, where's Sage? This shit hurts"*)

### Thrifty

* "How about I only bring a ruler next time" \**laughs*\*

## Match End

### Match Win

* "Who's up, for a debrief!? Anyone? No one?"
* "Okay everyone, take a test tube. Thank you. Let's collect samples and get out of here."
* "I knew it would all work out. It always does."

#### Ascent

* "Okay, that's done, time to lower this place."

### Runner Up (game-mode specific)

* "Nearly perfect."
* "Strong results. Let's run it again."
* "I'm proud of that."

## Agent-specific interactions

### Ally  Astra

* "Astra, after this let's grab coffee and talk theoretical physics. Just us girls, ja?"

### Ally  Breach

#### Round Start

* "Breach, I wish you'd take my extra reactor coolant. Ugh, if your arms overheat out there, don't blame me!"

### Ally  Brimstone

#### Match Start

* "Brimstone, remember your screen isn't frozen, it's just locked. And no, the internet isn't down. \**sigh*\* It's never down."

#### Chat

* "Brim, have you considered embedding your bracer in your limb? I can do that you know."
	+ "Killjoy, I say this with love, but stay the hell away from my arm!"

### Enemy  Brimstone

#### Round Start

* "It feels bad to kill their Brimstone. I mean I will. Just feels bad."

### Ally  Chamber

#### Round Start

* "Chamber, about that nanotech for your guns. Do you like, have any extra, or...?"

### Enemy  Chamber

#### Match Start

* "They brought along Chamber?! I've seen his type before, overdresses, underdelivers!"

### Ally  Cypher

#### Match Start

* "Cypher, my condenser cables are missing from the lab again. Put them back please, thank you."

#### Chat

* "Cypher, can you show me round the dark web one of these days?"
	+ "Oh, oh dear no sweetheart! We must protect you."

#### Round Start

* "Cypher, your homemade gadgets are so cute! Reminds me of some of my work in kindergarten."
* "Cypher, let's keep sharing information. Every data point helps."

#### Commend

* "I didn't realize we had two geniuses on the team!"

### Ally  KAY/O

#### Commend

* "KAY/O, you are the best! Now imagine if you let me install those ordnance mods, huh? Huh?! Come on!"

### Enemy  KAY/O

#### Last Kill

* "Okay, he's off. Now, where is the factory reset?"

### Enemy  Killjoy

#### Round Start

* "I know that Killjoy's tricks. Wait, she knows mine! Hah, finally, a challenge!"

#### Barrier Down

* "I'll show her who the real genius is."

#### Last Kill

* "Huh, looks like I was the smarter one."

### Ally  Neon

#### Chat

* "Neon, how much power do you generate, exactly? If I could just attach this meter-"
	+ "Killjoy my suit's got, like, a billion volts. Don't touch it."

### Ally  Phoenix

#### Chat

* "Hey KJ, you good on the tech stuff? Need anything, you know, superheated?"
	+ "Okay, that literally happened one time, Phoenix, stop asking."

### Ally  Raze

#### Match Start

* "Raze, I found a new album you just have to hear! Maybe you could... come over after the mission? But, only if we survive!"

#### Chat

* "Killjoy, after this you wanna do some tinkering?"
	+ "Sure, but if anything explodes again, you are telling Brim."

#### Round Start

* "Drive them crazy, Raze! You're good at that."

#### Commend

* "Okay Raze, fine, your tinkering may... have made my tech better. Nice work."

### Enemy  Raze

#### Match Start

* "The enemy Raze's tech is just spare parts and duct tape. It's a wonder she hasn't blown herself up."

### Ally  Reyna

#### Commend

* "Reyna, I can see why you don't want any of my tech. You're scary enough without it."

### Enemy  Reyna

#### Match Start

* "It always feels like Reyna is after me personally. Does anyone else feel that way? Er, no? Just me?"

### Ally  Skye

#### Match Start

* "Skye, with a few genetic modifications, your animal flora could be even stronger. W-wait, was that offensive? Sorry."

#### Round Start

* "Okay, Skye. Get us to a good position, then I'll lock it down."

#### Commend

* "Skye, you are so cool and collected, I'm almost jealous!"

### Enemy  Skye

#### Match Start

* "The enemy Skye is here, but don't worry! My robotics will beat her organics every time!"

### Enemy  Sova

#### Match Start

* "They have Sova over there too? Can someone um, steal his eye? What? I wanna see what it's recorded."

### Ally  Viper

#### Match Start

* "Viper, do you mind if I run today's tests. You're a little too biased, no offense."

#### Commend

* "Viper, I'm speechless, and I always have something to say."

### Enemy  Viper

#### Match Start

* "There's a Viper over there. What a shame to rid the world of that mind. But I think she needs to rest."

#### Round Start

* "That Viper is so hateful, how could she even think straight?"

#### Last Kill

* "You stopped thinking clearly. This is for the best."

### Ally  Yoru

#### Commend

* "Aha, the cool kid in class has some brains too! Impressive!"

### Enemy  Yoru

#### Round Start

* "That rift boy is going to teleport himself right into one of my traps."

## Radio Commands

### Be Quiet

* "Be quiet!"
* "Be quiet!"

### Caution

* "Enemies are close."
* "Enemies are close."

### Commend

* "You did well."
* "You did well."
* "You did well."

### Fall Back

* "Fall back!"
* "Fall back!"

### Going A

* "Going A."
* "Going A."

### Going B

* "Going B."
* "Going B."

### Going C

* "Going C."
* "Going C."

### Going Mid

* "Going Mid."
* "Going Mid."

### Hello

* "Hallo."
* "Hallo."
* "Hallo."

### Need healing

* "Need healing."
* "Need healing."

### Need support

* "Help!"
* "Help!"
* "Help!"

### No

* "No."
* "No."
* "No."

### On my way

* "On my way."
* "On my way."

### Play for picks

* "Let's play for picks."
* "Let's play for picks."

### Rotate

* "I'm rotating."
* "I'm rotating."

### Let's Rotate

* "Let's rotate."
* "Let's rotate."

### Rush Them

* "Let's rush them."
* "Let's rush them."

### Sorry

* "Oh, uh, sorry!"
* "Ooh, sorry!"
* "Oh, sorry!"

### Take point

* "I'll take point."
* "I'll take point."

### Thanks

* "Thanks!"
* "Thanks!"
* "Thanks!"

### Ultimate Status

#### Not ready

* "My ult's not ready."
* "My ult's not ready."

#### Almost ready

* "My ult's almost ready."
* "My ult's almost ready."

#### Ready

* "My ultimate is ready."
* "My ultimate is ready."

### Yes

* "Ja."
* "Ja."
* "Ja."

## Pings

### General

* "Here."
* "Here."

### Caution

* "Careful."
* "Careful."

### Go here

* "Let's go here."
* "Let's go here."

### Need support

* "Help!"
* "Help!"
* "Help!"

### On my mark

* "Go on my mark."
* "Go on my mark."

### Ping enemy utility

* "Enemy utility here."
* "Enemy utility here."

### Ping gun

* "Gun here."
* "Gun here."

### Ping spike

* "Spike's here."
* "Spike's here."

### Watching

* "Watching this."
* "Watching this."

## Other lines

### Abilities

#### Suppressed

* "Can't use that."
* "Can't use that."

#### Cooldown

* "Can't use that yet"
* "Can't use that yet"

#### No charges

* "Out of charges."
* "Out of charges."

### Enemy spotted

* "Enemy spotted."
* "Enemy spotted."
* "Enemy spotted A."
* "Enemy spotted A."
* "Enemy spotted B."
* "Enemy spotted B."
* "Enemy spotted C."
* "Enemy spotted C."
* "Enemy in Attacker Spawn."
* "Enemy in Attacker Spawn."
* "Enemy in Defender Spawn."
* "Enemy in Defender Spawn."
* "Enemy spotted Mid."
* "Enemy spotted Mid."

#### Multiple

* "Multiple enemies spotted!"
* "Multiple enemies spotted!"
* "Multiple enemies A!"
* "Multiple enemies A!"
* "Multiple enemies B!"
* "Multiple enemies B!"
* "Multiple enemies C!"
* "Multiple enemies C!"
* "Enemies in Attacker Spawn!"
* "Enemies in Attacker Spawn!"
* "Enemies in Defender Spawn!"
* "Enemies in Defender Spawn!"
* "Multiple enemies Mid!"
* "Multiple enemies Mid!"

### Healed

* *Killjoy sighs*
* *Killjoy sighs*
* *Killjoy sighs*

### Killed

* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*

### Reloading

* "Reloading."
* "Reloading."

### Spike

#### Ally carrier down

* "Our spike carrier is dead."
* "Our spike carrier is dead."

#### Defuse command

* "Defuse the spike!"
* "Defuse the spike!"

#### Dropped

* "I dropped the spike."
* "I dropped the spike."

#### Picked up

* "I got the spike."
* "I got the spike."

#### Plant command

* "Plant the spike!"
* "Plant the spike!"

#### Planted

* "Spike's down."
* "Spike's down."

#### Spotted

* "Spike spotted."
* "Spike spotted."
* "Spike spotted A."
* "Spike spotted A."
* "Spike spotted B."
* "Spike spotted B."
* "Spike spotted C."
* "Spike spotted C."
* "Spike's in Attacker Spawn."
* "Spike's in Attacker Spawn."
* "Spike's in Defender Spawn."
* "Spike's in Defender Spawn."
* "Spike spotted Mid."
* "Spike spotted Mid."

### Wounded

#### Annoyed

* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*

#### Light damage

* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*

#### Medium damage

* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*

#### Heavy damage

* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*

#### Fall damage

* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*
* *Killjoy groans*

## Unused

### Affirmation

* "Sounds good."
* "Sounds good."

### Callouts

#### A Site

* "A Site."
* "A Site."

#### B Site

* "B Site."
* "B Site."

#### C Site

* "C Site."
* "C Site."

#### Mid

* "Mid."
* "Mid."

### Clear Area

* "Flush this area out."
* "Flush this area out."

### Hold

* "Hold on."
* "Hold on."

### Need disrupt

* "Disrupt here."
* "Disrupt here."

### Need scouting

* "Scout here."
* "Scout here."

### Need vision block

* "Block vision here."
* "Block vision here."

### Push

* "Push."
* "Push."

### Regroup

* "Let's regroup."
* "Let's regroup."

## Old lines

### Match Start

* "Raze, freundin, if I see even a gyro out of place, I'm locking you out of my lab. My poor sentry bot..."
	+ *("Raze, girlfriend, if I see even a gyro out of place, I'm locking you out of my lab. My poor sentry bot...")*