Brian bullies Brielle and gets grounded

## Cast

Brian Click-himself

Eric Staang-himself

Brielle-Princess

Mr. Staang-Diesel

Mr. Click-Simon

Miss Finster and Principal Prickly-Wiseguy

## Plot

Brian Click bullies Eric Staang a lot and also, this is based off the Recess episode The Army Navy Game.

## Transcript

Brian: Out of my way, flat-top!

Eric stepped back and Brian went past him.

Eric: Yes, sir.

Brian: I ain't chewing no sauerkraut.

Brian looked curious.

Brian: Who's got something better?

Brielle was standing in front of the door, and she was holding her lunchbox. Brian deviously looked at Brielle and he walked up to her. Brielle walked up to Brian, and she stopped closer to him.

Brielle: Hi.

Brian: Alright, girlie! Give me your lunchbox!

Brian snatched Brielle's lunchbox from Brielle.

Brielle: Hey, that's mine!

Then Brian picked up some crisps from Brielle's packed lunch.

Brian: Aha! Just how I suspected, Brielle! You're always good for a bag of the salty stuff! Hahahahaha!

Brian had dropped Brielle's lunchbox on the floor, and he ate some of Brielle's crisps. Brielle felt sad.

Brian: What are you looking at?

Then Brian pushed Brielle to the floor.

Brielle: Aaah!

Everyone around the dining room was horrified, especially Eric and his friends. Brian kept on eating Brielle's crisps.

Brian: Hahahaha!

Eric was very angry at Brian.

Eric: You can't do that to a girl!

Eric walked up to Brian, who was laughing.

Brian: Hahahahahaha!

Brian was surprised.

Brian: Huh?

Eric knocked Brian down.

Brian: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Eric: This is what you get for bullying my girlfriend! Also, you're a stupid autistic person who always gets me and my friends in trouble and can't do stuff as normal people can! Brielle and I can do normal stuff, but you can't, because you have autism, so why don't you get out of this school, Special Needs Brian, or should I say, Special Needs Briana!

Brielle: Then Miss Finster came.

Miss Finster: Assaulted another student on school grounds, that's what! Staang! Click! Stafford! To the principal's office! On the double!

In the office...

Principal Prickly: So Eric, Brielle and Brian, what brings you into my office?

Mr. Staang: Tell the principal what happened.

Eric: I just knocked down Brian, and then insulted him for having autism. I called him Special Needs Brian and Briana.

Principal Prickly: I see that you were trying to stand up for yourself, but why did you have to go the extra mile, knock Brian down and insult him for having autism?

Brielle: He only did that because he knocked me down first.

Mr. Staang: Is it true Eric? Did you knock down Brian just because he knocked down Brielle?

Eric: How did I get sent to the Third Street School in the first place along with my bully Brian?

Mr. Staang: Because Mrs. Christina was a mean teacher to the both of you. She was even mean to Thomas, Red Brian, and of course Dora.

Eric: I admit it. Brielle was being bullied by Blue Brian so that's why I had to defend her.

Mr. Staang: I see you were trying to stand up for yourself, but I do have to give you a warning since you went the extra mile by insulting Brian for having autism so he could know how it feels since he bullies you a lot.

Eric: Don't worry. I will report this incident to the principal from now on.

Eric and his dad leave.

After Eric and his dad left, Principal Prickly confronted Brian.

Principal Prickly: What's wrong? Why are you crying?

Brian: I... I... I... I just bulled Brielle and stole her lunchbox from her, then I ate some of her crisps, and then I knocked her down.

Principal Prickly was shocked, and now he was giving Brian a severe telling-off.

Principal Prickly: Brian, you do not bully Kelly! You do not steal her lunch and eat some of her crisps nor knock her down! That's very unacceptable! This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You do not bully another student, nor steal another student's lunch and eat another student's crisps, nor knock another student down either!

Brian: But sir! Eric knocked me down because I knocked Brielle first! Then, he insulted me for having autism and called me Special Needs Brian and Briana!

Principal Prickly: And you deserve it! You made Eric very angry because you bullied Kelly! You see bullying another student, stealing another student's lunch and eating another student's crisps and knocking another student down undermine authority. They demonstrate impertinence, disrespect, laziness.

Brian: But sir! Eric needs to be punished for knocking me down!

Principal Prickly: Well, to be honest. I don't care! I'm not going to punish Eric because he did a brave thing! He punished you for hurting Brielle. Miss Finster will make sure Eric punished you for hurting Kelly. That's it, you are suspended for a week! Go home right now while I call your parents! After that, I will Miss Finster about what you did!

At home...

Mr. Click: Brian, are you out of your mind? I can't believe you bullied Brielle Stafford and got knocked down by Eric! That's it! You are grounded for two days! Go to your room now!

Later, Brian found himself in his bed.

Brian: Why did I have to get sent to the Third Street School?

Brian realized something.

Brian: Wait a minute! That was just a bad dream! Being insulted by Eric for having autism was a nightmare as well just for bullying his girlfriend Brielle. To me and my friends, autism isn't just a disability, it's a different ability. Sometimes, it could also be a superpower.

Mr. Click's voice: Brian, I got a call from Officer Flute! He told me you set his police car on fire and framed his daughter Kelly!

Brian: Oh no! I must confess to my dad right now!

Eric wakes up also.

Eric: (Homer Simpson's voice) That was the most incredible experience of my life. (normal voice) It was about me standing up for myself against my bully Brian!

Mr. Staang's voice: Eric, come downstairs! Breakfast is ready!

Eric: Coming Dad!

## Trivia

The audio featuring Homer Simpson saying, "That was the most incredible experience of my life" from the Simpsons Movie was used as an audio when Eric woke up from his dream about being sent to the Third Street School.