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Tuning and Body Shops

The **Tuning Shops** are locations that allowed players to purchase units and parts, as well as customizing their car in Machine Complete in order to adjust the performance of their car, such as acceleration, top speed, braking, and handling. Including applying colors, body kits, wheels, spoilers and stickers to the player's car. The **Bodyshops** are allowed players modify drivetrain of car's body.

## Bodyshop Muraoka

The **Bodyshop Muraoka** (doing business as Muraoka Auto Works) allows the player to modify bodies only. It is located in Crossgrave Street, South Yokohama, and run by Goro Muraoka, Shingo Muraoka's father. (Goro's full name is never mentioned during the whole game, but is revealed in supplemental material to the game.)

The shop is also where Yuka Suzuki learned how to become a mechanic.

## Tuneshop Spencer

The **Tuneshop Spencer** allows the player to purchase parts only. It is located in Neo-BayArea Street, South Yokohama, and run by Spencer, who runs the neigboring Test Course.

## Carshop Million

The **Carshop Million** allows the player to purchase parts only. It is located in Minatomirai Street, North Yokohama, and as such is unlocked in the 4th Night Star Fall Night chapter.

## Tuneshop Windy

The **Tuneshop Windy** allows the player to purchase parts and modify bodies, which is unlocked after the 8th Night The Undefeated. It is located in Reedlake Street, Hakone, and is owned by Kuniteru Takahashi; the shop is named after his old, missing friend, Windy.

## Tuneshop R.S.D.

The **Tuneshop R.S.D.** allows the player to purchase parts and modify bodies, which is available only if the player loses the Taiman battle against Ikki Fujisawa at the end of the Yokohama GP Championship Round.

## Tuneshop Icefield

The **Tuneshop Icefield** allows the player to purchase parts and modify bodies, which is available only in 10th Night Pain Of Destiny chapter.
Shiina sisters

* Shiina sisters
* Kyoka
* Haruka

The **Shiina sisters** (椎名姉妹) – **Kyoka Shiina** (椎名 京香) the older sister and **Haruka Shiina** (椎名 遥) are two street racer of their own team RR WEST from Kansai area. One of the contestants for YOKOHAMA GP in the championship round. Both Kyoka and Haruka drives a pair black 32TypeR (Nissan Skyline GT-R R32). They have a rivalry with Drift Dancers and Sakuragicho GT.
Hakone Drift Dancers

**Drift Dancers** (箱根 DRIFT DANCERS, abbreviated: "DD") is a racing team in Racing Lagoon, one of rival teams of Bay Lagoon Racing. The team was founded by Manabu Oda. It has its base operation in Hashiriya's Holyplace in Hakone.

## Members

* Miharu Koguchi (Leader)
* Ryo Yamazaki (2nd Driver)
* Keiichi Kinoshita
* Genji Katou

### Former members

* Manabu Oda (founder, now retired)
* Ikki Fujisawa (left after losing to Koguchi two years before the events of the game)

## Images

Manabu OdaMiharu KoguchiRyo YamazakiKeiichi KinoshitaGenji Katou
Jeff Hoff

**Jeff Hoff** was a video game marketeer.

Games marketed: Les Manley In: Search For The King, Turrican, Aaron Vs. Ruth: Battle Of The Big Bats, 3-D Ultra Lionel Train Town Deluxe, Warhammer: Shadow Of The Horned Rat, Pool Of Radiance: Ruins Of Myth Drannor, Police Quest: SWAT 2, Max Steel: Covert Missions, Real Myst, Prince Of Persia 3D, Myst III: Exile, Les Manley In: Lost In L.A., Starsiege and Starsiege: Tribes.
Crusader III

* AS Portrait
* 3D Model
 **Maneuver Lv.3 (Active) :** | Gain +50% movement speed and +25% evasion for 10 seconds.
 **Armor Shred Lv.3 (Passive) :** | Basic attacks inflicts a -6% armor debuff for 10 seconds, stacks to 5 times.

* Tank Info
* Image
*"I'm Crisa. I can scout out the area, or rush into combat. It's up to you."*

Tank Info Screen
Dream Weapon Rivalry

This was one of the first arcs, starting the same day the group went up. It started because Alex asked "I have a real question who in their right mind chooses the staff when starting a new game?" Which caused a shitstorm in the comments. It did die down after that post, but returned a few days later on the 23rd when Alanya posted a meme about it, causing more of a shitstorm and causing a war in the group for a day. Simon was the best, he posted a picture of the Dream Rod saying "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like." Niki got triggered by this, saying Dream Sword is the best because of Slide dash at level 6, Calvin then posted "muh shield' Simon seemed to be the only one to noticed and said "why WOULDN'T you pick the super cool sword." The next related post was "This is a sword zone only kiddos, staff kiddies go to aisle 3 to receive your second chance at [WAY TOO FUCKING LATE INTO THE GAME]. Shieldfags, please speak with Officer Sephiroth about the 0.001 percent chance of beating him without having to physically remove your testicles from your scrotum. This has been a /khs/ official announcement. Please, have a nice day." Said by Niki, he caused the biggest shitstorm. A few minutes later Simon posted "I picked the Dream Sword because I prefer form over function with abilities, don't realize that MP is important for summon duration and magic strength, and prefer to tank hits with Second Chance or hope Donald carries me instead of learning how to parry, use Guard, or at the very least timing a Leaf Bracered Cure. Check out that fucking sick slide dash though." Making fun of Niki, this too caused a shitstorm. A hour later Brodin posted "Sword-chumps and staff-goys hold no candle to the superior endurance of the shield-gods" it was called poor bait immediately. The last post for the night was a poll made by John, his poll was "Let's settle this: Best Dream Weapon?" Dream Sword 15, Dream Shield 14, Dream Rod 2. According to the poll Dream Sword was the best Dream Weapon.

## After the Poll

The next day Niki posted a picture of the Buff Trio, Buff Riku had the Dream Shield, Buff Sora had the Dream Rod, and Buff Kairi had the Buff Sword, this made everyone happy. a little later Luciano asked "What do I pick and give up to get Guard early?" Brodin tried to cause a shitstorm again by saying "Shield mater race," luckily nobody noticed or cared. Niki finally ended the war by posting the Memeblade,

On the 26th Simon posted "Swordfriends are right MP is fuckin lame. I'm starting a new 1.5 LV1 file and picking the Dream Sword. When equipping One Winged Angel with no accessories on at level 1, it's possible to have a base MP of 0 if you chose anything other than the Dream Rod. I'm going in wish me luck, /khs/." Then on the 28th he posted "I'M BACK SWORD FRIENDS I FUCKIN DID IT"
Patch Sept. 6th, 2016

### New Features:

- Overload ability unlocked after Cymric city. Boost your units attack +50% and attack speed +20% for 10 seconds.

- Drop Table rates displayed in the Cash Shop! Click the little "i" icon. It will show what seasonal tanks are currently in the table. The units available will occasionally rotate, and the colors will indicate if you've already attained at least one of that unit. Until we have a more detailed dictionary in place, this will have to do!

### New Art Reworks:

- Scarlett, Churchill Crocodile
- Marla, Marder I
- Anastasia, T-26

### New Units Added to Construction and Shop:

- Yuliya, T-62
- Lidiya, T70

### Clarity:

- Pending Friend requests will show a small red notification on the menu button
- Counter added to the Friend List to show amount of friends
- Counter added to the Army Screen & Recycle Screen to show how many tanks are in reserves
- Counter added to the Equipment inventory to show maximum items
- Resource buttons on the world map show the time counter inside the icon
- Character intro dialogues adjusted. Now units will introduce themselves with their name instead of tank ID.
- Various other minor visual adjustments

### Bug Fixes:

- The "Replace" button in your Emblem inventory will now display the proper warning
- Tier 5\* items can be unequipped now
- Scouting units sometimes collected more items than it should have. [Should be fixed, please report if it still happens]
- Scouting with certain items equipped would freeze the game and not save. Fixed!
- Bug fixed in which sometimes tanks weren't being destroyed during Upgrade, but xp still was awarded.
- The crystal icon on Cymric should disappear properly after beating the battle now

### Balance:

- TOG II movement speed slowed from 7 -> 5. She is a big slow landship, after all.
- Matilda cost reduced from 4 -> 3 gears
- T-92 cost reduced from 5 -> 4 gears
Portal of Chaos

The Portal of Chaos is Armor Blitz's passive leaderboard system. It resets on a weekly basis every Sunday at 8:00pm EST. Rewards vary depending on player placement on the leaderboard, but typically provide Cores as the prize for players. Future events may add additional "event resources" as rewards.

### Battle Ladder

Below is a chart of each successive battle you fight in the portal. Every day players can reset their progress once, if they hit a difficulty wall. The points accumulated determine player position on the leaderboard.
Test Course

**Test Course** is a race track in Racing Lagoon. It appears in both story mode (High Speed Driving RPG) and 2 player (2 Warrior Battle Mode), and the circuit length is 2160m.

The track is owned by Spencer, who runs the neighboring Tuneshop Spencer, although WON-TEC claims the ownership of the track during the 11th Night Revival Of The LEGEND chapter. In the 9th Night, Spencer claims that he had a driver that he bestowed as the Prince of Test Course, which was revealed to be Kenzo Yamada.
Racing Lagoon Wiki

**Welcome to Racing Lagoon Wiki**
 The wiki about the racing RPG game, Racing Lagoon, created by SquareSoft (now Square Enix).

Founded in October 3, 2016, serving 163 articles!

## Content

* About Racing Lagoon
* Course list
* Characters
* Places
* Chapters
* Cars list
* Unit
	+ Engine list
	+ Chassis list
	+ Body list
* Parts list
* Unofficial races (UORs)
* Racing Lagoon terms
* Original Sountrack
Choji Todoroki

* Front
* Side

**Choji Todoroki** (等々力 鳥司) is a brilliant driver who was called "Fastest Kanto" 10 years ago. He is a former team leader of the C-1 Road Stars (Setagaya ROAD STARS), and the host of 3rd Keihin unofficial race. He drives a silver-blue two-tone (Rev-Dolphin color) Elephant (Mitsubishi Pajero). In the 9th Midnight, he tells Akasaki of his encounter with the legend from 10 years ago, informing him that the legendary racer drove an odd-looking Zeta3000 (Diablo-Zeta) and how he was attacked by a steel pipe during that incident.

The character was possibly inspired by real-life Yoshida Eiichi or Hiroshi Tamura (Mr. GT-R), which they were once part of Mid Night Club.

Todoroki's side render was used for the final boss of the demo version of the game included in *Square's Preview Vol.4* disc; there, he is named after Akitoshi Kawazu, the producer of *Racing Lagoon*, wears glasses, and drives a blue HighwayStar with Aero-GT equipped. The side render with glasses is also used by Todoroki when he acts as the 3rd Keihin UOR host.

## Gallery

Choji Todoroki's ElephantChoji Todoroki (Akitoshi Kawazu) being introduced in the demo versionAkitoshi Kawazu's HighwayStar (demo version)
Scumbag Xigbar

This is a page created on June 23, 2012. It was created by Jacob because he wanted to create a page like Princess Link and Brock Obama. He went with this name because Xigbar is his favorite kingdom Hearts character and he went with scumbag because there were to many Hipster pages. All he really did was post Omegle screenshots and role play... It was bad.

### **Admin on other Pages**

In late 2012 he became the admin of the deleted Spellican page, from there he started admining the now deleted Young Xehanort page on April 4, 2013. While he was admin here he made a lot of good and terrible memes. On February 24, 2013 he decided to make a hentai page, it got Zucc'd, the page is still up, just no more porn on it, it is called Xion the Loli. A few other admins and him tried to force a meme onto 4Chan on June 20, 2013, with no luck, now it's just a joke between them, he might make a page about it on here and not link it to any page. The page life was pretty good, and then on May 21, 2014 he was de-admined and the page got a count down for deletion, it was a sad day. Then he turned around and started admining another Young Xehanort page on May 28, 2014. He later de-admined Jacob on June 24, 2016, it was no biggie, he didn't even post on it anymore.
Mechanics

## Factory Construction

Currently building a Tank Girl Cost 50 Oil, 250 Metal, and 1000 Gold.

You start out with one(1) slot open for building with another 4 slots able to unlock with Cores.

Construction slot cost
 2
 3
 4
 5

The time it takes to build a Tank Girl lets you know what rank it will be.

Rank and Time
 5      | 48 Hours
Emblems

**>>>>>NEWS 2018 : NUTAKU FREE GOLD AND A LOT OF FREE RESOURCES FOR ARMOR BLITZ <<<<<**

**FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW:**

**-OPEN THIS LINK : START PLAYING ARMOR BLITZ**

**-CLICK THE SIGN IN BUTTON**

**-REGISTER AND CONFIRM YOUR E-MAIL**

**-CHECK YOUR E-MAIL AGAIN AND SELECT HOW MUCH GOLD ANY OTHER FREE RESOURCES YOU NEED FOR NUTAKU AND ARMOR BLITZ.**

**- ENJOY!**

**NOTE THIS WORKS ONLY IF YOU VISIT THE LINK MENTIONED IN THE FIRST STEP. IT'S ACTUALLY SPONSORED GIVEAWAY BY NUTAKU.**

 Emblems are the customizable equipment used in Armor Blitz. Each Rank of the emblem allows one bonus attribute to be attained. For example, a Rank 1 Emblem of Hope only gives 13 HP. But a Rank 2 Emblem of Hope gives 208 HP AND another random attribute. They can be upgraded to increase the amount of attributes found on one item, up to a max of +15.

Rank 5 +15 is the maximum Emblem strength.
Patch Aug. 25th, 2016

PATCH NOTES: 8/25

(NEW) SCOUTING SYSTEM:
This is a new feature that allows you to actively fetch resources in the world of Factoria. It unlocks after defeating the first city, Bengali. The icon will appear in the bottom right, with a temporary icon. You can send out some spare tanks to find various resources, emblems, and maybe even Cores if you are lucky! There are 5 total slots to unlock. Light, Medium, Heavy, Artillery, and Tank Destroyer will all have different drop rates for resources, which you may discover over time. Hint: Light gives Oil!

Because of the influx of new resources, generators now produce less (300 per 8 hrs), but you can actively gain more by scouting. If player progression is impacted negatively, we can go back and continue balancing. Each character will keep a journal too, generating a random event every minute. You can read along to see how their mission is unfolding.

(NEW) SETTINGS MENU:
One of the most crucial features that we finally got around to making is the settings menu, found in the top left of your game screen. It will let you change graphics quality, audio settings, push notifications, and even Log Out! That means if you have multiple Google Play accounts, you can more easily swap between different save files. And if you've been crashing often, you can downscale the settings to accommodate your device.

(NEW) STORE PAGE:
The cash shop that we've kept closed thus far is now open (because data won't be wiped anymore!). You can support the dev team by purchasing in-game Cores. It's definitely not a requirement, so do it if you want to keep us afloat as we keep developing. And of course the option to watch ads will still reduce your construction timers.

NEW ART:
If you follow closely on our social media, you'll probably notice that there were lots of old characters being redrawn. We're in the process of bringing up the bottom line for character quality, so the amazing Tenmuki has been hard at work redrawing. Redraws put in this patch include the:
- Hetzer
- Cruiser Mk II
- Mark V
- A7V
- T-50
- Sexton

NEW TANKS IN DROP TABLE:
- Tier 3 | Semovente Da 75/18
- Tier 4 | Centurion Mk1
- Tier 4 | Tog II
- Tier 4 | Tiger P
- Tier 4 | Elefant
- Tier 5 | Tiger II
- Tier 5 | Jagdtiger
- Tier 5 | T34-100
- Tier 5 | T30

BALANCE CHANGES:
- Medium Tanks are globally tankier now with a 20% HP buff across the board. This is in response to their weakly defined role in most armies.
- The Sherman Easy 8 ability is changed to a self buff: 50% damage and 20% attack speed
- The T34/85 ability is changed to a self buff: 60% armor and 30% evasion
- The Light tanks Chaffee and AMX13 have the "Inspire" offensive buff.
- Tier 4 and Tier 5 Light tanks have buffed HP.
- Crusader III HP is buffed with an extra 20% evasion while the ability is active.
- T-50 Rush ability also has an additional 20% evasion added.
- Hetzer now has a single target 7 second stun ability. Hetzers gonna hetz ¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Семья Винсмок

**Семья Винсмок** — это семья убийц, от которых происходит Рыцарь.

## История

В детстве над Рыцарем издевались его братья, Рыцарь был похищен Ниндзя, и 6 лет служил в Короля, а после 4-ёх лет он покинул семью и Короля - назвал себя просто **Рыцарь** (*Knight*) и присоединился к Ниндзя. Но потом вновь встретил свою семью.
8th Night The Undefeated

**8th Night The Undefeated** is the eighth chapter of Racing Lagoon.

This chapter marks the first playable appearance of Hakone and it takes place exclusively there.

## Synopsis

After the events of the previous night, Akasaki and Fujisawa headed for Hakone; this was Akasaki's first trip there. As Fujisawa informed them, Yuka Suzuki and Kenzo Yamada also followed, the latter getting the attention of Keiichi Kinoshita. At Hashiriya's Holyplace, the Bay Lagoon Racing (BLR) team faces off against the Hakone Drift Dancers (DD), with Ikki Fujisawa seeking a rematch against Miharu Koguchi. Akasaki meanwhile faces Ryo Yamazaki, Keiichi Kinoshita, or Genji Kato (depending on where Akasaki places in the Team Battle); the BLR would single-handedly defeat the Drift Dancers in both races.

Following the defeat, Koguchi announced that he have also been qualified for the Yokohama GP and tells Fujisawa to find Manabu Oda, who had retired from street racing two years ago, only to seemingly return back to it.

The Shiina sisters makes their first appearance here, although their role in the chapter are minimal.
The Struggle Bat Struggle

This is an arc that started when Brodin posted "Everyone knows that the Sword Bat trumps over the Staff Bat and Handgaurd Bat." He posted this because earlier that day Jacob posted a link to the completed Dream Weapon Rivalry Arc in the group and Brodin wanted to start the arc back up by saying "Yeah and the shield wins" So he said he would force a new arc, which Jacob and Philip was okay with.

## Trivia

* Brodin called all the Struggle Bats by the wrong names: Sword Bat is the **Struggle Sword,**  Staff Bat is the **Struggle Wand** and the Handgaurd Bat is the **Struggle Hammer**

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Places To Chat

This group has a Discord channels, for chatting and drunk posts

***Discord***

 We also have a WhatsApp group, it is a mixture of the above Discords

***WhatsApp***

We also have a BonziWORLD chat room, the room ID is 6dcc1ab3891f6caa

***BonziWORLD***

We also have a Telegram, I've never been in it so I don't know what happens in it

***Telegram***

We also have a Chatstep, where we can post anonymously if you want to. To use it the password is of the Ascended Memelord's name and just make your name AnonXXXX (Replace Xs with random numbers)

***Chatstep***
Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Series

On April 6, 2017 Jacob created an intro for the series. If it does happen it will be uploaded on the official Kingdom Hearts Strengthposting YouTube Channel.

## Trivia

* In 2009 a YouTuber named YoukuroKageStudios created an abridged series also called Kingdom Hearts The Abridged Series, it has not been updated since March 2, 2012.
Walt Disney World Tournament

### Previous

Part One: The Infighting Buff Versus FatPart Two: SoRa's Kooky Quest Part 2.6 Xehanort is Undefeatable

### Next

Part One: Skeleton WarPart Two: Resurrection 'BUFF'

This was an Arc hinted at in a shitpost by Reid, where Goofy is training under Pilaf as suggested by Dylan. Jacob took it a step further and and created a bracket for the Tournament consisting of Kingdom Hearts characters, Dragon Ball characters, and shitpost characters like Ben Tennyson and Cynical from TheGamerJoint.

The first match was between Sora and Cynicoo, While the poll was happening to see who would win, Sora Giving Strength died from his computer exploding so Cynical won sadly. Later that night Sora came back to life.

The next battle went underway some point after the first winner was announced. The match was Goofy versus the Ice Titan. Goofy easily won with no surprise,all he had to do was throw his Shield and knock him out.

The third was to take place on October 1st, 2016, but the Skeleton War began, postponing the Tournament until November 1st. The match was planned to be Xemnas versus Winnie the Pooh, sadly the Contestants List will probably change by then.

After the Skeleton War the tournament continued, the third fight was Winnie the Pooh versus Xemnas. Pooh won with his excellent reaction commands. The fourth match was Piccolo from Dragon World against Twilight Sparkle from Equestria, Piccolo won by using Special Beam Cannon. That was the last battle in this arc, the reason why is because it was too fucking cringy.
Philip

Philip is the strongest AND the coolest.

## Spot on the Couch

The most notable feature of Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder is his refusal to sit anywhere other than his designated spot on the far left cushion of the couch in his apartment, which he considers his "single point of consistency in an ever-changing world" and "the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe", exceeding his love for his mother. He describes his spot on the couch as being his point 0, 0, 0, 0 if his life were a Cartesian coordinate plan. Sheldon regularly reproaches Penny and other people for sitting in his spot. Even disruptions to this location are enough to disturb him. Although he did allow Penny to sit in his spot in the first episode, as well as Howard, for a short time in "The Apology Insufficiency", only 94 seconds later, he reclaims his spot. As well as his designated spot in the apartment, if Sheldon is ever in a different area where he is going to sit down, such as Penny's apartment, he has to choose the best sitting location based on such things as optimal television viewing, lighting, airflow, and cushion density. In "The Werewolf Transformation", when his barber was ill and chaos ruled his life, he didn't object to Penny sitting in his spot. In "The Mommy Observation" Leonard reveals that Sheldon has a very sensitive butt and can tell when someone was sitting in his spot.

## Quotes

"Bazinga" - He says this whenever he makes a joke.
Goofy

**Dippy "Goofy" Dawg Goof** is one of the main protagonists of Kingdom Hearts . He was trained under Emperor Pilaf at a very young age in order to fight off the heartless which took Goofy's father, Goo F. Eh and his Mamma Goof's lives. He continuously trains each day, no matter what condition his health is at.

## History

According to all games after Chain of Memories, Goofy first appeared in *Two Weeks Vacation* from 1952, even though according to Disney and Kingdom Hearts he first appeared in *Mickey's Revue*, first released in 1932. His first appearance was an old scruffy looking dog. His next noticeable cartoon was The Whoopee Party, which changed his look to make him younger, he also wore no clothes...

## Appearance

He is usually seen wearing a tall bright colored hat, a vest, white gloves and a long sleeved shirt. He has long floppy ears and huge fuggin' muscles.
Patch Sept. 20th, 2016

## New Features:

- Reserves tab in the Army screen will now let you look at your backup units. No more swapping cards into your deck to view them!
- New water on the world map. It's so real you could almost dip your toes into it.

## New Music:

- "Marching into the Wilds" by Phyrnna is now on the world map. Enjoy exploring the world with her wonderful track playing!
\* Old menu music moved to Army screen.

## Name Changes for More Regional Accuracy:

- (Hetzer) Hetz > Ilona
- (Jagdtiger) Otto > Odette
- (Sexton I) Susa > Selma
- (Sturmpanzer I Bison) Bianca -> Silke
- (StuG III) Adella > Sabine
- (Sturmtiger) Dollora > Johanna
- (Elefant) Elena > Erika
- (Panther I) Lucy > Petra
- (Panther II) Levie > Verena
- Many tank IDs fixed to historical representation (STUG > StuG, etc...)

## Clarity:

- Scouting tank selection's cancel button moved so it doesn't overlap cards.
- Repair icon placed on repair buttons
- If you don't have extra abilities available, the ability add button before you enter battles won't show up.
- Resource collection numbers on the map are a bit more visible, instead of that bright green.
- Replaced old Factory look with a newer, fresher look. (Research page yet to come)
- Visual adjustments on map and card buttons

## Bug Fixes:

- Fixed the bug where "Replace" would allow duplicate item types to be equipped.
- Fixed a bug where if you had 0 cores and wanted to unequip an item, it wouldn't let you.
- Fixed a bug where if you collected a new unit in the mailbox that is undiscovered, it wouldn't add to your discovered list nor popup the character intro.
- Fixed static appearing when exiting the Shop.
- Fixed T-70's portrait which was fuzzy for some people.

## Balance:

- T-70 movespeed dropped 6 to 5. She won't run ahead your other tanks as often.
- Leopard's evasion fixed from 0% > 15%. She had the wrong stat entered in.
Twenty Tries To Victory

This was a filler arc, lasting just a day. It was accidentally created by Luciano when he posted "It took me 20 tries to beat Demyx." Four minutes later Leonardo posted "It took me 20 tries to beat Twilight Thorn" making fun of Luciano. This then caused it to take off. Brock then posted "It took me 20 tries to beat Seifer." Niki then posted "It took me 20 tries to beat the tutorial Shadows." In the comments he said  "I mean, it took me 20 tries to figure how to attack." Leonardo then posted again saying "It took me 20 tries to beat crippling depression." with Niki posting iDubbbz - I Have Crippling Depression. Simon then posted "It took me 20 tries to get Hook's ship" with Justin saying "Because you picked staff." Next Bobby posted ''It took me 20 tries to beat Wakka." Nine minutes later Alex posted "It took me 20 tries to select "new game."" Which was just enough to make the meme not funny anymore with Niki saying "It took me 20 tries to get a copy of the game, fuck off with the forced meme now." and Luciano saying "Awful meme." Alanya then posted "It took 20 tries to get Donald to heal me
I JUST WANT TO BE IN THE LOOP." Bobby then commented "we already killed it, the only way to atone for our sins is to post Buff Riku." Alex then said "Sounds like it must take much more than 20 tries to achieve that" with Simon adding " It took me 20 tries to realize that you can customize party members behavior in the customize menu to use cure/recovery items often and I can stop using le dolan heal me maymays." John then posted "It took me 20 tries to finally understand the plot." It is unknown as of right now if he's talking about the official Kingdom Hearts series or Strengthposting. Tohru later that night posted "It took me 20 tries to beat Nomura" nobody really noticed it. The final post for it was posted by Itzel were she said "it took me 20 tries to still not be able to beat this battle to this day, i need strength." The comments were actually helpful.

## Trivia

* According to legend if you try to defeat Demyx 20 times and lose, the meme Gods will grant you with a guaranteed successful copypasta
* This Arc was over within 26 minutes, because that's when it stopped being funny
Reign of Buff Darkness

This arc seemed to be forced in at first, but according to Niki "Nobody is forcing arcs you shitheads, make your own canon and try to promote it (aka force it) to the other people of the group till it becomes acceptable, Jesus. The forced arc meme must die in the same fire Buff Riku did." He said this since he has created the most arcs. The arc officially started when Niki posted a picture of a mysterious buff character with the music "End of the World" in the background.  Later that same evening "Fragments of Sorrow" started playing, as it was playing the shadow faded and Buff Riku of Darkness was revealed. He then said "You used me. You exploited me. I fought your enemies. I made your memes the quality only gods would hope to achieve. I stood by you. You beat me like a dead horse. And now... I am back. And I promise you, I have not come in peace. I will destroy you. I will eviscerate you. I will grind you all into powder and use you as a protein shake of darkness. You shall suffer. This group will be no more. You will never win. I. Am. Your. God!"

The next day Buff Riku of Darkness started attacking Strength Giving Sora, Fat Twilight Town NPC, Ansem, Seeker of Dankness, and Papa Xehanort.
Skeleton War

This was started on the first day of October, also known as spooky month. The skeletons took over the Walt Disney World Tournament and put it on Hiatus. On October 30th it was announced that the skeletons need to be destroyed before Halloween or they will gain ultimate power, because of this Jacob made a poll to see who should try and defeat them, the original poll consisted of Buff Riku of Darkness, Organization XIII, Sora's party (Sora, Donald, and Goofy,) HIM, and Aqua's Chin. Added to the list was Xion and Jacob Amos.
Арка - Каваки

Она была создана и выпущена в 2016 года 13 июня, сценаристами были продюссера сериала "Ван Пис".

### Сезон 1-2

Каваки уничтожил всё и всех, но остался только Наруто. Ранее: Ханаби похитил Тонери. У Наруто, Сая и Шикамару и Сакуры миссия. Луна взорвётся и её осколки уничтожат Землю. Наруто признаётся Сакуре в любве, но она уходит в Тонери. Команда прорываются в логово. Наруто идёт к Сакуре. Наруто уничтожает Тонери. А Сакура и Наруто женятся. Прошли события новеллы Какаши, Сакуры и Саске. На Коноху напал неожиданный враг, никто не может ему предстоять, он уничтожает всё всех, и также убивает Четвёртого Хокаге – Минато. Наруто встречается лицом к лицу со злодеем, на осколках каменных лиц хокаге под именем Каваки. Когда Наруто и Курама хотелиатаковать, то у Наруто на руке образовалась синяя печать дракона. И Наруто вышел из под контроля и уничтожил Каваки. С помощью печати Наруто возвращает всех к жизни. И так начинается новая история.
Patch Oct. 26th, 2016

**New Features**

 -Research Lab (found in Factory screen) allows you to specifically purchase units on a rotational basis.

**Characters**

M3 Satan: Don’t let this little bat-winged flame tank get away. Her mischief will only last until Nov. 12th!
-M7 Priest
-Jagdpanzer IV
-Type 3 Ho-Ni
-Chi-Nu
-KV-2

**Visual**

-Now displaying the item upgrading bonus. Chance increases +1% per fail, until your next success
-Minor visual fix to Portal of Chaos transitions

**Balance**:

-Friend assists are now limited to 15 levels above your General’s level

**Bug Fixes**:

-Fixed Critical Shot Lvl.5 causing game to freeze
-Fixed bug with Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Achievement not counting correctly
-Fixed choppiness with map panning
Strengthposting Civil War

This arc started when Andrew posted a poll asking "Who is best shitposter?" The winner was that one guy who's never posted, The two top runners after that was Philip and Niki causing the war. Philip is the creator of the group, and he openly accepts shit arcs like HIM Spam, while Niki is the unofficial second in command of the group and the creator of the most arcs, because of this he hates shitty arcs and doesn't want to count them canon.
Сакуры Харуно

**Сакура** — куноичи в команде "Ниндзя". Она официально стала третьим членом экипажа и вторым присоединившимся к команде после победы Луффинад Арлонгом. Её текущая награда $66 000 000.

## Внешность

Сакура — молодая, стройная девушка среднего роста с розовыми волосами и светло-карими глазами. Многие люди считают её очень привлекательной или даже красавицей.

### До таймскипа

* Начиная с арки Каваки до арки Минго Сакура состояла из белой футболки с тремя синими вертикальными полосками по центру и двумя на рукавах и воротнике, фирменной жёлтой короткой юбки и коричневых сапог на высоких каблуках.
* Во время арки Арлонга она была одета в розовую футболку с прописной буквой "W" и строчной буквой "b", в центре белого овала. Футболка имеет белые края и по одной линии вдоль рукавов. Нами также носила жёлтую мини-юбку и коричневые сапоги на высоких каблуках.
Sarcastic Sora, Stealer of Content

This arc started when Maxwell posted about Sarcastic Sora stealing a meme from the group. Emma commented on the Sarcastic Sora post saying "Stolen Memes are my Favorite Memes. <3" a few hours later Maxwell posted another meme got stolen. According to Justin "HE ACTUALLY DELETED MY COMMENT ABOUT THE STEALING WHAT AN ASSHOLE" This is also when the war really started.
Member 777, The Hype Man

On December 6, 2016 HMK joined the group. He posted a picture of him drinking a mug, then left the group. He left the group due to how autistic the group was acting. This was the hypest and saddest day in /KHS/ history.

This arc was created by Philip when he shared this video and said "lets get our boy HMK in here. Everyone comment 'Join Kingdom Hearts Strengthposting on Facebook.com' on this video."

On November 16th Jacob created a page on the Wikia called If Hero is Defeated, based off the Zelda Timeline. In it he prophesied that HMK would do a hostile takeover of the page and /KHS/ would have to team up with Sarcastic Sora, luckily the Timeline went to the If The Hero is Triumphant route.

**SAD REACTS ONLY!**

## The Meet-Up

On January 11, 2017 Koromaru posted a screenshot of this HMK video, asking Starman if they should do it?
Birth by Memes

On September 17, 2016, Strength Giving Sora asked if he should create a shitposting group. A lot of his fans said yes, so one was created. Thus rolled into motions one of the most confusing story-lines right next to Kingdom Hearts and Metal Gear.

 On the first day a new arc was already started. On the 25th a Discord was created, strengthgivingsora was the first to post on it.
Resurrection 'BUFF'

**THIS ARC HAS BEEN CANCELLED**

## Summary

This movie takes place during the Walt Disney World Tournament, after Buff Riku of Darkness is defeated by Donald Duck. When he is defeated, it is shown that he was Possessed by Χonothýella. During the the reveal, Donald Duck fully heals Buff Riku, bringing him to full strength. He then grapples Χonothýella, but he is to powerful for Buff Riku. Just then Χonothýella.

## Why it was cancelled

This movie was cancelled because Jacob lost all the saved files on it and doesn't want to start over.

## Music

This is the soundtrack Jacob was going to use, all the music was put into a YouTube Playlist in the order they were going to appear in.

 Dearly Beloved by Jamie Foxx

Pokemon World Tournament Final Battle Remix by A Cloud Called Klaus

We Are Number One (Jazz Ensemble) by Ludo Pisces

Riku - Kingdom Hearts II by SiIvaGunner

Miiverse Loading Theme Played In Reverse by Jacoub The Person

HOW TO PLAY: Vanilla Ice - "Ice Ice Baby" - Piano Tutorial (Advanced) w. SHEETS+MIDI by TUTORIALSbyCallan

Goofy sings Smash Mouth's All Star by ProZD

Ben 10 Ultimate Alien: Cosmic Destruction Music - Ultimate Combat 2

Kingdom Hearts II Soundtrack - Swim This Way

Pokey Means Business (Tidus MIDI) by Drahmina

Bring Me To Life from Kidz Bop

"ICE ICE BABY" BY VANILLA ICE (ORCHESTRAL COVER TRIBUTE) - SYMPHONIC POP by Symphonic Pop Covers

Goku vs Goku Black Theme Song "Fighting" Music FAN COVER - Dragon Ball Super OST by Anime Live Reactions

Dragonball Z Abridged MUSIC: The Cell Games Announcement - #CELLGAMES DBZA by TeamFourStar

The Room Soundtrack [1] The Room

Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice

A Cruel Angel's Theses by Jon Sudano

i2i by Powerline

buff riku sings simple and clean by skeletonman
Drunk Shitposting

This is an interesting Arc because it can happen any day, because of this it is considered non-canon to the Strengthposting Timeline. If something important happens during a Drunk Shitposting arc, it will be considered canon.

Note: The Walt Disney World Tournament arc was created during a Drunk Shitposting arc, but Jacob was not drunk when he made it
First Time on Critical Arc

## Summary

This is the arc where David, a Gold Member of /khs/, played through Kingdom Hearts II for the first time, but this first time was on Critical Mode. It was very difficult for him.

## How It Started

   It all started when David was bored one day, when his brother Andrew suggested that he play Kingdom Hearts II, as he had never finished it. Andrew further suggested that he play on Critical Mode, since he viewed it as the definitive way to play. So he plays on Critical Mode out of his own free will, and definitely not peer pressure.

## The Streams

Scattered in the little corners of /khs/, there are three occasions where Andrew streamed David playing Kingdom Hearts II. The first involved David running around Hollow Bastion in Valor form, and not much else. The second stream shows David playing through most of the first visit in Beast's Castle. The third stream is basically David getting beaten up by Xaldin a few times.

## Where Is He Now?

David has defeated Xemnas, gotten the Ultima Weapon, defeated Sephiroth, maxed his level, defeated Mushroom XIII, and is currently being thrown around like a ragdoll by the Data Organization XIII members and Terra.

## Trivia

* In the second stream, there is a deleted scene where Andrew mistakenly drops a box of money on David's head.
* There was a fourth stream, featuring David defeating Oogie Boogie on the umpteenth try, but who knows where Andrew put it.
Avoid Strength Giving Sora

This arc was added when Jacob Amos was looking up Strength Giving Sora on Google and found a GameFAQs Topic about him. The Topic was made by Infernal\_Engine saying "If you are on Facebook, please avoid the page "Strength Giving Sora"" and saying "Truly awful." jdeo1997 and GrandCross6 was hoping it was a porn page. According to Tmo1492 "It's just a page where the make pictures based on kingdom hearts and basically bash everything." jdeo1997 called the page "horrible and baity." According to HipsterSora "Don't like Sarcastic Sora either. Main admin is an asshole I have the pleasure of knowing briefly. He's recently made lots and lots of jokes about the Orlando shooting in which 50+ were killed, and 50+ more were injured. A lot of the other admins have left the page due to it." The last comment to it was by cecilthepaladin saying "I don't even have a Facebook anymore. But it sounds like a page I would avoid."

## Trivia

* Hipster Sora is another Facebook page that hates Sarcastic Sora
* This is the first prequel arc in the Timeline
* Originally Jacob made a Topic about Strengthposting, but he deleted it before real Kingdom Hearts fans came and joined it
Stagpaw's Journey

(Written by Stagpaw, unfinished)

Chapter oneStagkit trotted over to his eldest brother Shadowflame. Despite being from seprate litters the brothers where quite close. "Shadowflame, teach me some battle moves! Please!" He squeaked, tripping over his brother's paws. The muscular tom tipped his head and looked down at him with a slight chuckle. "Sure," Shadowflame looked around the clearing "Shall I see if Fleetrunner wants to join?" he huffed, returning his amber gaze to Stagkit. "Oh, yeah!" Stagkit chirped darting across the clearing to find his brother. The three brothers had all been from three diffrent litters. Shadowflame the first, Fleetrunner the second, and Stagkit the final. However, they where the closest siblings even out of their littermates.

After Shadowflame and Fleetrunner taught Stagkit a few battle moves, Stagkit returned to the nursery as night approached. He climbed into his nest beside his mother, Cloverstone and his sister, Nightkit. As he began to fall into sleep, he heard a cat yowl in warning. "Dogs! Coming towards the camp!" At that, cats began rushing out of their dens.

Stagkit felt teeth grab his scruff, and he looked up to see his father, Shadeheart picking him up. Cloverstone held Nightkit in her jaws. As they began to run out of the den, towards the dirt-place tunnel. A huge brute stopped them, a large brown dog! Water falling from his jaws. Cloverstone darted from her place, and escaped through the other side of the dog. Shadeheart began to run, but did not make it. The dog throwing him at brambles.

Stagkit fell out of his jaws, and the dog came towards him. It lept, and without knowing what happened pain soared through his leg, he saw Fleetrunner and Shadowflame as they attacked the dog but everything went black and he could not see the rest of the fight between his brothers and the hound.

Stagkit blinked open his eyes but not in the warm nursery with the sweet sent of milk, but in a field with a river running at his paws. *Am I dead? Is this StarClan?* He thought nervously. As he glanced around, a tan colored tabby she-cat stepped out, and as if he had spoked aloud she meowed. "You are in StarClan young one, but it is not your time to die." she spoke smoothly.

"Then why am I here?" He asked, still looking around. "You're here because you must know of a great change in your life." she meowed.

Chapter two

Ew i'll do this later

Chapter three

Ew i'll do this later
Equestria

## Concept Idea

The MLP world was posted by Luciano, according to him this is a confirmed world in Kingdom Hearts 3, he stated "It was confirmed. My dad works at Square Enix." Izzy then added Elements of Harmony keyblade, with Luciano giving a picture of the eleven keyblades. Jacob then leaked the final boss for the world, which is a Pegasus version of Xemnas. Luciano then posted concept art of Sora's appearance, which seems to be 4 different ponies, maybe 3 of these ponies are his Drive Forms. Then Jacob posted the concept art for Goofy, it is ugly as hell. Finally Itzel posted a picture of ponified Riku, she was told by Trevor to "Now make him buff."
Buff Riku of Darkness

Buff Riku of Darkness appeared after the death of Buff Riku, because of this people assumed he is his Heartless, which Niki confirmed after Justin said "And now.... I am black" and Niki replying with "Shhhh, it's heartless mode." When Buff Riku of Darkness first appeared he said "You used me. You exploited me. I fought your enemies. I made your memes the quality only gods would hope to achieve. I stood by you. You beat me like a dead horse. And now... I am back. And I promise you, I have not come in peace. I will destroy you. I will eviscerate you. I will grind you all into powder and use you as a protein shake of darkness. You shall suffer. This group will be no more. You will never win. I. Am. Your. God!" It was revealed by Niki that when Buff Riku of Darkness dies his Nobody will appear.

## Weapon

It is unknown if he uses a weapon or just punches

## Trivia

* Even though according to Niki no arc is forced, he stated in the comments that "Yes, but but it is not only **forced**, but also Nomura inspired we have reached Kingdom Hearts levels of story telling"
* 'Fragments of Sorrow' is his theme
Serife: The 1200th Member

On April 21, 2017, Niki approved of Serife Meryem Isik to join the group. Her first post was to tell people Sora is her husbando\*. For that day the group became wholesome and we blocked people for being bullies.

This will probably be the very last arc written here.

\*Translator note: Husbando is the retarded way to say husband or otto. The reason why is because husbando does not break down into Japanese syllables like waifu does
Goys and Roses

Goys and Roses is a band that has the members of Niki, Zachary, and Cassandra. The genre of music they made is interpretive ukulele. They mostly do covers of Prince and Bon Jovi songs. Niki is the lead singer of the band, Zachary sings the high notes and plays the guitar with saltine crackers, while Cassandra dresses up as Aqua and plays the ukulele. At their first concert a lot of Social Justice Warriors attacked them for cultural appropriation, because none of them are of Hawaiian descent. The band attacked back by saying "We have a Jew and a Greek: we are untouchable." Cassandra said we said "I have tons of black friends its okay!"

## Trivia

* Zachary wanted the band to do space rock and reggae
* Niki wanted Cassandra to originally dress as Moana
Joergen

**Joergen**, also spelled *jOerGen*, *Joregen*, *Jöergen*, *Jörgen* and *Jørgen*; is a freely obtainable item that was released on July 17, 2019 and available through July 26, 2019.

## Trivia

* The release of Joergen was teased on Outerminds' Twitter account, with a picture of Joergen's grave being unearthed.
* Joergen is a reference to PewDiePie's Minecraft let's play. Joergen tragically died while being teleported through the Nether portal near his base.

## References

1. ↑ https://pewdiepie.fandom.com/wiki/Joergen
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/Outerminds/status/1151516163781926913
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/Outerminds/status/1151146159706136576
Buff Riku

Buff Riku is a meme. He was the face of Strengthposting, till he died from being a meme too much. Niki got really upset when he died, saying he was his Stand. He officially died on October 2nd, 2016, when Emma posted a meme of him, and Niki then in a backlash posted a picture of Buff Riku wrecking Sora's pussy with Niki saying "THIS MEME IS DEAD, I AM KILLING IT ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOU FUCKERS MADE ME DO THIS, REMEMBER THAT B U F F DIED BECAUSE OF YOU. EVERY BUFF MUST FADE, EVERY MEME RETURN TO FETA.". Later that day Justin sang Simple and Clean at his eulogy, which Jacob provided a picture of. On October 3rd, 2016 Buff Riku had a proper Greek burial done by Niki with Riku theme from Kingdom Hearts 2 in the background. Later that day an impostor tried to show up acting like the real Buff Riku, Niki told him off. Later the same day Ezra decided to post a new meme with him, nobody really cared. Later that same evening 'End of the World" started playing in the background and a shadowy figured emerged. That same evening it was revealed to be Buff Riku of Darkness, his Heartless, just then "Fragments of Sorrow" started playing. Buff Riku of Darkness then said "You used me. You exploited me. I fought your enemies. I made your memes the quality only gods would hope to achieve. I stood by you. You beat me like a dead horse. And now... I am back. And I promise you, I have not come in peace. I will destroy you. I will eviscerate you. I will grind you all into powder and use you as a protein shake of darkness. You shall suffer. This group will be no more. You will never win. I. Am. Your. God!" This is when the Reign of Buff Darkness arc started!

## Origin

On July 7th, 2008, artist O’Melissokomos uploaded an illustration of a muscular version of Riku to the Choose Your Own Change database. During a Reddit AMA for GeePM a ace\_crab asked GeePM "What's the origin story behind "Buff Riku?"" With Alex answering with "My good buddy who some of you know as Fred Fuchs, of Games Repainted, during Super Mario Sunshine repainted decided to look up the inverse of "inflation" art, which obviously is overly buff art, and decided to search for Buff Kingdom Hearts. The rest, is history."

## Trivia

* Buff Riku was erased from all realities