Diamondia

Diamondia is a planet, people, and technologically advanced nation-state existing in the Rabalab.

**Personal Information**

Name: Diamondia

Nickname(s): Kingdom of Diamondia, Republic of Diamondia, Diamondian Army of the Twin Armies, Diamondian Confederation, Holy Diamondian Empire, Diamondo-Colarian Union.

Name meaning/significance, if any: named after the Planet Diamondia, which was named after the Diamondian people, which were named after the planet. Not to be confused with the old county of Diamondia, which was a country on Diamondia, before the Diamondian Unification Wars, and the Afražian Wars.

Gender: neutral

Age: 12,000 to 158,000

Race: Diamondian

Nationality: Diamondian

Sexuality: Asexually reproduces

Religion: Reformed Solarianism, Traditional Solarianism, Moderatium, Armakian Militarism, Geomatrism, Venusian Christianity, Old Rokmanian, Old Diamondian, Martian Judeo-Buhdism

**Physical Appearance**

Summary (optional): A homless person, on fire, in the middle of a mansion

Skin Tone: blue

Complexion: green

Eye Color: purple and nuclear weapons

Hair Color/Style: genocide

Height/Weight: tall yes

Dominant Hand: hands? HA!

Commonly Worn Clothing: a tuxedo, made out of plastic bags

Birthmarks/Scars: very many scars

Tattoos/Piercings: vvvvvvvvvvvvvwweeee

Voice: Diamondian

**Relationships**

Father: Rokmania

Mother: A1

Pets (if any): the Seljuk Empire’s military

Siblings (if any): YeHao

Children (if any): Diamondia

Extended Family: rokmania bodhi anixia deiroh oriah solaria inarka new skylor dimodia-colara armakia darkara mc tehekis starline starfleet sodaz t.a.c. irongate o-b-1

Friends: hujklop

Significant Other (if any): Infernox, Melia, Darkara, Colaria, Deatharia, Mars, Armakia, Rokmania (ex)

Alliances (if any): ummmmmmmmmm

**Characteristics and Personality**

Occupation: unemployment

Education: school

Strengths: genocide and falling apart

Weaknesses: genocide and falling apart

Hobbies: genocide and falling apart

Phobias: genocide and falling apart

Skills: genocide and falling apart

Dreams: genocide and falling apart

Energy Level: highly erratic and or dead

Temperament: smooth jazz and dying cat noises

Mental/Emotional Stability: why would

Life Motto: horse masturbater is a real job

**Backstory**

About 158,000 years ago, several warring tribes of lizard people (separate from lizardfolk) united together, and unified the planet of Xaderon (now called Diamondia), and began to progress their technology to space faring level, and began to expand beyond their planet. By around 100,000 years ago, they had expanded all the way to what is now Armakia. After this point, they entered into an eternal war with the Hussian Dekarak. This war lasted for nearly 50,000 years, and only ended, when both sides were so exhausted, that even their warlike spirits couldn’t keep them going. By the end of the war, Hussia had collapsed into warring states, and would not reunite until 46,000 years later. The Xaderon would undergo a massive change in ideology at the same time, becoming ultra pacifist, and would then continue to decline, and crumble until around 25,000 years ago, and the collapse of the 1136th Cycle of Nations, when they were made in practically extinct.

Fast forward to 12000 years ago, when a large fleet of Rokmanian colony ships experienced Diamondian Colony Syndrome (DCS), which is when a group of people forget technology back to a certain era, usually medieval. In this case it varied, depending on the ship, with the lowest being late Neolithic Stone Age, and landing on Ražotaga, and the highest being 1970s era, and they ended up on Armakia. The ones who made it to Diamondia, were around industrial level, and began to quickly make progress. After around 200 years, Diamondia had made it to nearly modern technology, and it was at this time, when the Times arrived.

The Time family, were the people who got to Diamondia, however they were just one family of the group of gods known as the Times (the Time family were very egotistical, when they chose their name). The Times had been fighting a civil war, with the Rokmanian Gods that they broke off from. The Times had recently been defeated at the battle of Céranis, which had been the planet they were all living on. They subsequently abandoned that planet, with all but two families going to a new planet, called Timeria (these families would later become the Anti-Times). The two who didn’t go to Timeria were the Times, and the Accaras. The Accara family scattered throughout space, while the Times went to Diamondia.

Once the Times got to Diamondia, Chaorth Time crowned himself ‘King of the Diamondians’ (or ‘Leska vené Dimindiana’ in Diamondian). This marks year 1 in the Diamondian calendar (it is currently 10,014). He then unified the planet, and they experienced a century of prosperity. After this period of prosperity, and progress, Diamondia was hit with another blast of DCS, this time sending them back to the Middle Ages. Chaorth continued to rule a small nation, known as Duklandia, for another four centuries. After this, the Times began to live shorter lifespans, of around 200 to 250 years (the average Diamondian lifespan is normally 150 years, however it is currently only 78, due to all of the genocide and death).

for the next thousand years, Diamondia was a constant war zone. Nations fought, and conquered each other left and right. By the end of this thousand year period, 5 nations emerged as the main powers. These nations were Duklandia, Dukaria, Afražia, Diamondia (they had big ambitions, if you couldn’t tell), and Eriatomia. There was a century of peace, and then the Eriatomian Empire collapsed, and there was a scramble to make allies, and conquer. This began a new era of war, which lasted until 3016, when there was a small period of peace, which lasted for 53 years, and ended at the end of the Diamondian Medieval Period, which technically ended at the invention of the airplane, but that was the day before a much more important event, the start of the Afražian Wars.

The Afražian Wars began when the Afražian Empire annexed it’s puppet states along the Keksaant Mountains, and invaded Dukaria’s allies in the region, the Kingdom of Žéntalia and the Republic of Keksaania. This led to an all out war between Dukaria and Afražia that then escalated further, when Afražia invaded, and conquered mainland Diamondia. This made Duklandia, and it’s allies join the war against Afražia, however this was not enough, with the timing being so bad, that Afražia was able to conquer all of Diamondia, and Dukaria, before Duklandia could even mobilize it’s troops. This led to Afražia conquering the entire planet, making Dukaria and Duklandia into small, and diminished puppet states, and plunging Diamondia into 1000 years of stagnation.

to be continued…

**Fun Facts**

There will be at least 3 parts to this

Epmoley is a popular Diamondian processed meat, rumored by outsiders to be made of deli employees, but is sadly just made out of a mixture of lamb, pork, and beef.

Flamara is in a jar

Diamondian restaurants are currently popular with the youth on Mc.