Season 1 Episode 27

*DISCLAMER!!!!:* This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is the Journey to Whalemurt Challenge.

Now the story. It is mostly written from Rinki's POV.

## S1:E27 Please let this be a normal field trip

### Director

Mia Thompson

After I woke up, I realized I was still in my Touka costume from yesterday. I tried to get up, but then I remembered of the ARMS. I was still trapped in someone's arms. I was nervous to look over, but when I did, I had no words. It was him. He woke up soon after, and scrambled to the other side of the room, and he was red with embarrassment. Like 10 minutes later, the little kids woke up. Skyler and Manny got us together, and announced the fact that we were going on a field trip. All of us got on the bus, and sat in our usual spots. Zane asked where we were going, and Manny said he needed to read the map. It took him like 15 minutes to actually pick a spot, when he did, he picked Walmart. We started going, and felt something was wrong. Soon, Yaromir mentioned how there was some hole in the ground, and Manny legit drove INTO the hole. It eventually blasted out a ton of air, and flew the bus and everyone in it like 15 feet in the air. We fell back onto the seats, and this is where stuff started to get funky again. We looked out the windows, and were no longer in the parking lot of the dojo. The sky was a blood red, the birds were replaced with flying Elmos, trees had eyeballs instead of seeds. Manny and Skyler decided to take all of us into the Walmart. Which wasn't a Walmart even, it was a whalemurt. When we went in, there wasn't any people, so we decided to take a look around. It had some normal products, like fruit, books, clothes, but it also had weird backwards products like banned ceans, -5 days out of Freddy's books, and many weird wacky stuff. I hadn't eaten anything, so I went to try the lumpapple. I think it was a pineapple. I scrapped everything off, and took a bite. It tasted like a pineapple, but it was purple. I decided to stuff that into my pocket and show Zane. Then, Yaromir came over, and held out a book titled "Sasuke" instead of Naruto. I thought it was amazing, and showed him the lumpapple. Just then, we heard a scream. It was really high pitched, so we assumed it was either Madison or the little kids. We went to the site of the scream, and saw this MASSIVE evil titan turtle trying to eat all of the L.D. We ran a little further, and saw Zane getting attacked by this huge army of spiders. He was defending them off with a potato. Me and Yaromir tried to go run and help them, but were grabbed by Manny and Skyler and dragged to the secret freezer area behind the milk. As we were getting pulled, we saw almost all of the kids get eaten by the evil titan turtle and the spider army. After a ton of yelling about what to do, we were blinded by this heavenly golden light from above us. Down came this golden amogus with a master shifu outfit on, and he was floating on a Lego pillow. He told us to save our friends, we needed the power of the What's this league. We would need to get the remaining members, do the ritual, and save everybody. Me and Yaromir pulled out Buffy and Fat Rat Jimmy, and got out of the freezer milk section. First, we saw Zane and got him. Then, we needed to get Joshua and Danny. The titan turtle was almost about to eat Joshua, but Danny jumped up and got him free. We told them how we could get everyone free, and they listened. We got in a circle, started doing the cha-cha slide, and singing the tarantulas, Minecraft, and blue song. Suddenly, we were flung backward and blinded by yet another light. When it cleared, and our eyes felt better, we looked up and saw all of the what's this league members, but they were like 10 feet tall and super buff. Except buffy, he was just more buff. Krompy signaled for the others to attack, and everyone lunged at the evil titan turtle. Everyone was fighting, and random things were being thrown. Yaromir got hit with a bag of beans, Zane almost got hit by a lawn chair, and Joshua got knocked out by a bag of pencil shavings. We woke Joshua up, and proceeded to fight against the spider army. I hit them with a random dictionary I found, Yaromir hit them with the bag of beans, and then it happened. Krompy did another signal, and all of the What's this league members held out hand guns. They pretended to shoot the titan turtle, and then it exploded with a blast of red mayonnaise, soggy popcorn, and more pencil shavings. Then the kids the titan turtle ate all flew upwards and landed on Joshua yet again. The What's this league members all went back to their figures, and we all claimed ours. Manny and Skyler came out of the freezer, and we all hopped on the leg bus. But, when we went out to get on the bus, the bus had changed. It had shoes. When we hopped on the bus, it stood up, and we realized it had squeaky shoes that also lit up. Let's just say that was a long ride home. When we got back to the dojo, Manny and Skyler seemed super sad. They said that this was very likely the last challenge. They didn't say why, but it was enough to make all of the little kids start crying. This was AWFUL! If it was true, the only ones I would ever see again would be Zane and Remy! Just then, I got bombarded by like 15 little kid hugs. I hugged them back, knowing I would probably never see them again. As the last people were about to go home, I got turned around, and hugged by Yaromir. I hugged him back. It was a wonderful moment, one that'd I'd cherish forever. I had to go. But little did anyone know. This was not the end. No, it wouldn't end for a long, long time.