Lopez Vs. Lopez (episode)

## *Episode Guide*

"**Lopez Vs. Lopez**" is the first episode of the first season and series premiere of ***Lopez Vs. Lopez***, and the first episode of the series overall. It aired on November 4, 2022 on NBC.

## Premise

When Mayan deals with a difficult client at work, George teaches her how to handle her the Lopez way.

## Plot

**SPOILERS AHEAD**

TBA

## Cast

### Main Cast

* George Lopez as George Lopez
* Mayan Lopez as Mayan Lopez
* Matt Shively as Quinten Van Bryan
* Brice Gonzalez as Chance Lopez
* Selenis Leyva as Rosie Lopez

### Guest Starring

* Al Madrigal as Oscar
* Laci Mosley as Brookie
* Caroline Rhea as Jana

## Quotes

*[First lines of the series]*
**George Lopez**: Oh, my God! Why are you shaking your nalgas for the whole world to see?
**Mayan Lopez**: I'm connecting with other women who have daddy issues.
**George Lopez**: Oh, I'm sure you'll connect with some daddies on there too.

**George Lopez**: No domestic beer for you, Oscar. My best friend deserves only the best imported.
**Oscar**: Thanks, man. Hey, you know what would be even better, though?
**George Lopez**: If we were high.
**Oscar**: How'd you know I was gonna say that?
**George Lopez**: 'Cause you said the same thing this morning, then we got high.
**Oscar**: Hey, take it easy. Some of us are high.
**Mayan Lopez**: Sorry, there's an entitled white lady at work.
**Oscar**: Just one?
**George Lopez**: One is all you need to ground a Delta flight.
**Mayan Lopez**: She treats us all like crap.
**George Lopez**: Sounds like you need to show her the Lopez way.
**Mayan Lopez**: Please, don't start.
**George Lopez**: It's a foolproof method. It's even how your mom and I fell in love. On our first date, we made the waiter cry.
**Mayan Lopez**: That's not something to be proud of.

*[Mayan Lopez destroys the wall with a hammer.]*
**Mayan Lopez**: Freaking bitches! *(breathing heavily)*
**George Lopez**: Wow!
**Mayan Lopez**: Oh, man. I didn't know I had that in me. I guess I got that from you.
**George Lopez**: You didn't get that throwing the hammer down thing from me. You got it from your mom. Ta loca. I'm scared of you. Put that in the truck.
## Trivia

* This episode marks the first appearances of George Lopez, Mayan Lopez, Matt Shively, Brice Gonzalez and Selenis Leyva.
* This episode has a nod to George Lopez's 2002 television series *The George Lopez Show*, where the 1974 song "*Low Rider*" by the 1969 band **War** was used in Mayan's TikTok video.
* Mayan's TikTok handle is "LaMayanLopez," which translates to "The Mayan Lopez."
* This episode's intro has the logo overlapping Mayan's TikTok video.
* George's grandmother taught him "The Lopez Way" by throwing chanclas at the back of his head.
* George calls Chance "Gordo" because he thinks there's a chance that Quinten isn't his actual father.
* George tells Chance not to look at Rosie or he'd "turn to stone."
* Rosie calls herself "La Reina of Home Insurance," which translates to "The Queen of Home Insurance."
	+ Rosie also mentions how she will "be better than that Progressive Lady (Flo) and the Aflac duck."
* This is the first appearance of Nela Animal Hospital.
* Brookie swipes left on any man who is sitting. She only swipes right on rich men and then gives them her OnlyFans where she posts her feet because she "isn't a freak."
	+ Brookie is also never mentioned by name.
* The "Lopez Way" is how George and Rosie fell in love.
* George's grandmother taught him how to read in the dark.
* George left Mayan in the fountain of a casino when she was younger.
* Rosie reveals that George caused their divorce by cheating on her.
* COVID-19 exists in-universe.
	+ This is the reason why George lost his house and 50% of his business.
* Both George and Rosie are against leaving lights on in rooms people aren't in.
* Mayan uses the "Lopez Way" to get Jana to pay for Duchess' stay at the pet clinic.
* Mayan being assertive turned Brookie and Jana on.
* Chance and Quinten like to meditate together.
* George's TikTok handle is "ElGeorgeLopez," which translates to "The George Lopez."
* Rosie tries to teach George how to twerk by telling him to pump his butt upward.
* Eight Polish sex bots are George's only followers on TikTok.
* "Lopez Vs. Lopez Theme" song is very short, running in 4 seconds.

## Gallery

See also: Category:Images from Lopez Vs. Lopez (episode)
* Videos
* Images

First Look - NBC's Lopez vs. Lopez

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 LOPEZ VS. LOPEZ

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