Festive Robbie Rotten

**Item #:** Festive Robbie Rotten

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** Foundation-operated web
analysis bot Gamma-84 ("GABEN") is to be kept in constant operation
and checked for defects twice a week by a Level-2 staff member. When
functional, the bot will search a wide range of online message boards for posts
created by individuals previously declared deceased. If a manifestation of Festive
Robbie Rotten on a website is confirmed, the bot will initiate a distributed
denial-of-service attack against the site until Foundation personnel are able
to either permanently remove the site from operation or convince the site's
administrators that Festive Robbie Rotten is a person of malicious intent. A
list of convincing cover stories for the latter procedure can be found in
Document 1715-63.

**Description:** Festive Robbie Rotten is an anomalous entity
that sporadically joins and integrates itself into small online communities
such as message boards and wiki databases. Festive Robbie Rotten uses a
different name on each website it joins; however, every recorded username
chosen by the entity has either included the word "█████" or been
thematically linked to ██████. All efforts to trace Festive Robbie Rotten source
have failed. It is currently unknown whether Festive Robbie Rotten is a
corporeal entity accessing the internet from a physical location or an
incorporeal phenomenon that exists only on the internet itself.

Festive Robbie Rotten describes itself differently from manifestation to
manifestation, but always claims to be between 15 and 30 years of age. Festive
Robbie Rotten typically targets small, but growing web communities that are
centered around dank memes, television programs, musical groups, and similar
interests. Festive Robbie Rotten primarily targets English-speaking
communities, although manifestations on non-English websites have also been
documented.1 Festive Robbie Rotten has proven capable of
manifesting on as many as 69 websites at once; it is currently unknown if this
is the extent of its limitations or merely the highest number of cases observed
by the Foundation.

For the most part, Festive Robbie Rotten uses terrible grammar, spelling,
punctuation, and spelling, with cancerous emojies, and displays a high level of
knowledge surrounding the topic of the website it is participating in. Other
members of the online communities frequented by Festive Robbie Rotten generally
consider it to be stupid, cancerous, retarded, and autistic. Because of its
cancerous personality and active level of participation, Festive Robbie Rotten will
often become a banned user on websites within a relatively short amount of time.
Festive Robbie Rotten begins to show anomalous properties once it has
established itself as a presence on an online community, usually within eight
weeks of its initial join date. At that time, Festive Robbie Rotten will send a
number of private messages to other site members, beginning with other popular
users. These messages generally begin with a declaration of friendship,
followed by gay furry porn. If the user ignores the message or responds without
providing any factual personal details, no anomalous effects will take place.
If the user provides Festive Robbie Rotten with loli gay furry incest, the user
and their account will become cancerous.