The NutKicker Five

## The Nut Kicker 5

The album cover of the first Halloween album, where the Nut Kicker 5 is first mentioned.

### Affiliation

The "Tard Wranglers" (Hostile, Presumed Enemies)
Jahkula & his son (Currently neutral, previously Hostile in legends)

Erich Jr. (Neutral)

The Nutbusters (Neutral, possibly amicable, from the aid in the mashed potato feast)

Crackheads (Neutral)

Husk-man (Neutral)

JAHKstin (Neutral)

The Phantom of Deez nuts (Unknown)

Purple Deez Eater (unknown)

Schizos of Land'O (unknown)

### Occupation

PMC (Private Musical Corporation), Kicking nuts

## Appearances

### Debut

Halloween Hits 1.0

According to the canon of the Halloween albums, The Nut Kicker Five (Commonly stylized as the "The Nut Kicker 5") is a militant PMC (Private musician Corporation) first referenced by name in the song "Mashed Potato Mash", a song on the first of the Halloween Albums. In the song the group "stops" (by unknown means, presumably by kicking them in the nuts) another mysterious group called the "tard wranglers" (presumably short for retard wranglers) in one of the only cases of violent slur usage that hints at JAHKula's controversial opinions (see the HD version of "Mashed Potato Mash").

## Legends

The nut kickers are hypothesized to be a splinter-group of JAHKula's old PMC that he created as a part of Project Kamino, The "Sousanuts". The clones created specifically for the Sousanuts were grown with a very particular and virulent strain of the self-replicating Dawkinsian "Meme" implanted in them. "Deez Nuts". This "Meme" and the nature of the infectivity of saying "nuts" is what leads us to the popular theory that the Nut Kicker 5 is based in part off the Sousanuts' original usage of the phrase, and the potential relation between JAHKula and the Nut Kicker 5.

JAHKula has always fed off the critiques and reactions to his albums, a similar mechanism to the Ringmaster's ability to sustain himself with party energy through Partyclorians. and so he would often throw grandiose and extravagant parties, carnivals, and bonfires to get his friends to react to the album. sometimes even playing it in front of animals or his own co-workers, family, and neighborhood during halloween just to get a sample of their critiques and/or reactions. The wig wearing clownpire would encounter hostilities in his travels and listening parties, however, when at one point the Nut Kicker 5 began to show up to these events and harass guests, kicking them in the Nuts or other sensitive areas and inadvertently (or perhaps intentionally) preventing JAHKula from receiving the reaction and critique energy he feeds off of, as the victim would be too busy writhing in agony to provide a proper reaction. The Nut Kicker 5 seem to have developed some way of tracking down areas of high Malevolent energy, perhaps due to some parameters in Project Kamino or perhaps they just follow the borderline smoke signals produced by JAHKula's DOOM buggy as he rides around the swamps poisoning himself with carbon monoxide, fueling his delusions with chemical asphyxiation and hypoxia. Either way, JAHKula would eventually become openly hostile with the Nut Kicker 5 at some point, attacking on sight whenever they would arrive. These open hostilities seemed to have eventually simmered down to an uneasy ceasefire over an unknown and undocumented period of time, but as of right now we can only speculate on what the fallout of stopping the Tard wranglers in the Mash Potato Mash will be.

So far, JAHKula has had no response on the event aside from cataloguing it in his song from 2020, merely confirming his awareness it.