Nice Guys

"*The kinds of guys who will act real nice to a girl and when she doesn't immediately become his girlfriend he gets really pissed off, and calls her a bitch, and hopes that she dies. You know, nice guys.*"
―Erik
Nice Guys is the 59th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on November 23, 2016.

## Summary

Erik talks about nice guys: guys that try too hard to be nice to women but hate women that aren't attracted to them. Then he learns how to "neg," or be mean to women in the hopes that it makes them like you. Then Erik tries it out by negging the guy that explained it. Erik watches another video where a guy explains how women think, but it's actually good advice.

Then Erik tries to fit in by leaving a comment of his own. He watches another video explaining it, but the video has a woman talking so the comments are not very nice. Erik turns into Bad Boy Salvia and leaves a comment. Then Bad Boy Salvia goes to Chatroulette and wears a wig to try and trick people into thinking he's a woman. Then he gets banned on Chatroulette so he goes to Omegle.

## Comments

*Hey I’m a girl and I love bad boys. I like when they show up on their motorcycles late at night waking up my parents as I rush out the door. I love the way we kiss and he whispers naughty stuff into my ear like “Donald Trump might do a good job” and even though I know he’s wrong it still makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up like a kite in a storm. Nice guys just don’t do it for me. More often than not, they’re scrawny little fucking weirdos who couldn’t get me off if they’d lived a past life as a sentient clitoris. Anyway hope that answered your question, basically just stop being a nice guy and be a bad boy instead. Though since you’re a nice guy you’ll probably fuck that up and just come across as rapey.*
- Bigmoney

*Hey I'm here from the "exploit flaws in her beauty" lesson because you disabled comments there, so bear that in mind. Anyway damn I didn't know dating coaches came in fun sizes! How many wooden boxes did you have to stand on to get in the frame for this video you little keebler elf night stalker? You've got more hair on your neck than you do on your face, which as we all know just screams "pussy magnet." Then again I'll bet the only screaming you hear is “SECURITY!" right before you get kicked out of the club for harassing women about stubby feet and guy hands. Hey nice sunglasses, do they come in mens? I mean I know you do but that's another story. Alright creepy Zach Braff one love Salvia over and out hope your future daughter which no woman wants to have with you never finds this youtube channel!**(\_)\_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~~NEGGED~~~~*
- Erik

*I fuckin hate girls they don't even see the nice guy I am like I'm such a respectful guy but these stupid bitches act like I'm kryptonite the second I tell them how hot I think they are. We all know its common knowledge that women are less intelligent than men but when that starts getting in the way of me finding a perfect princess to shower with gifts and love it really pisses me off! I haven't felt this disenfranchised as a man since they turned Ghostbusters into lesbian fan fiction. I show how smart I am every day when I argue with dumbass women on Facebook anytime I see them trying to point out misogyny anywhere in the world, which is ALWAYS, and I still don't have a girlfriend to show for it! All the smart girls are probably off backpacking through Europe having sex with super alpha German dudes and ruining any chances of an argumentative atheist like me from wooing her with all the pictures of my involvement in the Occupy Wall Street protests wearing my V for Vendetta mask which I bought from the Warner Bros. store and Warner Bros. is owned by Time Warner so now that I think about it the people we were protesting probably saw our protests as good for their movie merchandise sales figures. Huh, we shoulda landed on a different mask for that. Whatever, like if you agree that women won't date you.*
- Erik

*Yo what's up, Bad Boy Salvia here sorry I snatched up all your girlfriends what can I say they just like the bad boys. I think the main reason I catch more tail than this entire comment section combined is because I don't give a shit if girls reject me. I mean I know I'm an asshole and I don't blame em for seeing that. They got me, you know what I mean? Maybe we'll slam later. Whatever. Meanwhile all it takes is one rejection and you pussies suddenly hate yourselves for life. Dude I mean would you date you acting like a little bitch like that? I wouldn't date you, and I've dated some dudes. What? I'm a bad boy who says we can't be progressive brah? Yo check it out wear sunglasses indoors and slick your hair back that one's free next one's cost you your crush cause I'm gonna take her up to kissy lake lane which doesn't exist that's a metaphor for all the kissing I'm gonna do to your biggest crush. But hurry up because as a bad boy it seems like my main function in dating is for women to get guys like me out of their system before picking up a husband. Maybe that husband could be you, but only if you lift which you don't so you're fucked bro. Not as fucked as LGBTQ rights in Trump's America, but still pretty fucked dude.*
- Bad Boy Salvia

*@realDonaldTrump Jesus Christ you complain more than a nice guy with no one to dance with at prom you thinskinned date rape of a human being*
- Bad Boy Salvia

## Context

1. ↑ Ghostbusters was rebooted with an all-female line up in 2016.

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