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Chord Mojo

*This article is about the now-retired DAC that Wade (DankPods) used from August 2020 to March 2021. For his now-replaced DAC which he used from December 2022 to August 2023, see Chord Mojo 2.*

## Chord Mojo

### Last appearance

Big Companies make the Worst Junk (Wouldn't turn off)

### Also known as

Mojo

The Chord Mojo was a DAC and headphone amplifier used by Dankpods, mainly for the purpose of attempting to destroy the Dirtybuds that come with cheap MP3 players by playing Scarlet Fire through them at extreme volume. It was rated to drive high impedance headphones; the Mojo could provide enough power to damage or destroy low impedance headphone drivers. Wade also wants to try the Chord Hugo (Because it's called Hugo, of course.)

Although it featured a fantastic DAC and a very strong amp, the Mojo appeared to be often unreliable. Wade's unit is currently "freaking out" and he has mentioned that it may need to be sent back to the UK for Chord to repair it, but since the The Diablo is available, he hasn't bothered.

On the video "The Fisher Price "FP3 Player"." the Chord Mojo 2 makes a brief appearance after The Diablo runs out of battery (bats) in the middle of torturing the headphones of the FP3 Player. He mentions it's supposed to be a "secret for a video" before plugging it in.

The Mojo 1 is mentioned again by Wade that he keep the "corpse" in his storage, after retiring both The Diablo and Chord Mojo 2 for the Maraca Cracker 9000.

## Hitlist (In order of appearance)

Earrape warning: Please make sure your volume is low before clicking any of the videos in the "Damage" column (or in the old list, the video link inside the parenthesis). You might damage your ears.

Old list:
* Sennheiser HD 206 (Make your phone sound AMAZING.)
* ADE Kitchen Scale/iPod Dock (Stupid iPod Accessories)
* PocketParty iPod Nano Speaker (Stupid iPod Accessories)
* Earbuds that came with the CraigPod Touch (I found a bootleg iPod Touch.)
* Earbuds that came with the Aesthetic Edition nugget (The Sad Nugget Roundup.)
* Earbuds that came with the Duck (The Sad Nugget Roundup.)
* Earbuds that came with the iDigital Mini FM Auto Scan Radio (The Sad Nugget Roundup.)
* Earbuds that came with the Chinese iPod 3rd Gen Nano knockoff (I found a bootleg 3G Nano.)
* Earbuds that came with the CraigPod Nano 3G (I found a bootleg 3G Nano.)
* Earbuds that came with the Nerf Nugget (Even NERF made an mp3 player...)
* Earbuds that came with the No-Name Nano Nugget (The 2020 Bootleg Bonanza.)
* Earbuds that came with the 2013 CraigPod Nano (The 2020 Bootleg Bonanza.)
* Earbuds that came with the MP3Move iPod Shuffle Knockoff (The 2020 Bootleg Bonanza.)
* Earbuds that came with the M7 Touch Nano Knockoff (The 2020 Bootleg Bonanza.)
* Earbuds that came with the iCoustic iPod Touch Knockoff (The 2020 Bootleg Bonanza.)
* Earbuds that came with the Super Nugget (The Colossal MP3 Player.) **FIRST KILL**!
* Earbuds that came with the Hello Kitty MP3 Player (Even Hello Kitty made an MP3 player...)
* Behringer HPM1000 (Even Hello Kitty made an MP3 player...)

1. ↑ https://chordelectronics.co.uk/product/mojo#techspec
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/SoBiMD96qdI?t=308
Huh Duh Six Hungeos

A footage from The worst headphones I've bought, showing the iconic "It's the huh-duh-six-hunge-0's"

### Type

Headphones

The Huh Duh Six Hungeos are a pair of Sennheiser HD 600 headphones dating back to the 90s that DankPods uses as a reference for neutral sound in headphone comparisons. He uses them because they have a very neutral tonality and a lot of audiophiles already own a pair due to their huge popularity, so they make for a good point of reference. They are used in pretty much every video he makes reviewing headphones, and a recording of them playing Walk Through the Park by TrackTribe through the miniDSP HEARS is used to describe what music *should* sound like before switching to a recording of the headphones being reviewed.

The full title of the headphones (as revealed in Supermarket Headphone Special) are "The Huh Duh Six Hungeos from Old Mate Senny Senn" (Senny Senn referring to Sennheiser)
SpiDog

The SpiDog in its wasteful packaging.

>    ***"Beggin' for the beat, beggin' for the bin."** -DankPods when pointing out the tagline.*
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The SpiDog is a variation of the once popular iDog that was released to promote Sam Remi's Spider-Man 3 movie.

It's considered to be the worst iDog because the Spider-Man decal on its face covers up the face LEDs making hard to know how it's feeling at the moment.

It has a speaker on the back but it's very quiet. Especially compared to the Sexy Speaker.

DankPods initially wanted give the SpiDog the 1 Grit because of how much plastic is wasted but realized that the people most likely didn't want that so he met them halfway by blowing up the speaker with the Diablo.
MSI gaming laptop

The **MSI gaming laptop** is a modern gaming laptop. It is one of Wade (DankPods)'s alternate computers, running alongside the 2007 iMac, the M1 MacBook Pro, a 2019 Mac Pro, a white polycarbonate MacBook from Cashies that he uses to stream his drum stream iPod, the EeePeeCee, and a custom-built Ryzen PC. This laptop features Windows 11, an Intel Core i7, and an RTX 3060 laptop GPU. Wade has used it in his game streams (so by extension it appears on the Hello, I'm Gaming YouTube channel, where it was most recently seen in the *Road Works Simulator* video).

In “The absolute worst bootleg iPod”, Wade announced he had lost the EeePeeCee in storage, and to make up for it he would buy an MSI gaming laptop which had been sitting for over a year at his JB Hi-Fi, and he said that he could build a PC but loved laptops so much. He even bought a DVD drive; most vintage Mac computers (including Wade's 2007 iMac and white MacBook) have DVD drives, but their slot-loading design doesn't accept mini-CD/mini-DVD sized "dingus" discs, like the one that came with the Absolute Worst Bootleg iPod.
George

The George vacuum is a blue Numatic wet/dry vacuum bought by Wade for use to clean his vehicles on the inside, specifically the carpets and the seats with stains and "sausage roll farts." Its first appearance was in the video "Jeff the V8 absolutely stinks" when Wade realizes that Jeff smelled like "B.O. and cheap deodorant," causing him to remove the seats and clean the carpets with the George vacuum. When Wade dumped the dirty water from George, he found out the carpets were filled with beach sand. Its next appearance was in the second Free Car video where Wade and James clean the interior of the Free Car, finding random trash, melted crayons, and a flash drive under the back seats with some coins. The two of them clean the seats and the front carpets with George, discovering glitter, KFC grease, and a cigarette butt. Its last appearance was in the video "The Car Gets A Birthday" where he cleans The Car's carpets with the George.
Koss Cheese Headphones

The Cheese Headphones

The Koss Cheese headphones are a set of crappy headphones that Dankpods unboxed. You may find the video here.

## Appearance

They are odd-feeling cheeses with over-ear ear-pieces attached to them.

## Trivia

* When Dankpods unboxed it, there was "mold" on the cheese and parts of the plastic were coming off.
* They were considered okay at the time.
Batman: The Brave and the Bold MP3 Player

The ***Batman: The Brave and the Bold* 2GB MP3 Player** is a nugget and another example of big companies making the worst garbage. Its appearance in an After Show was teased in "Even BATMAN made an MP3 player.", the video showcasing another Batman-related item, the Bat-a-Rang MP3 Player. What transpired in the After Show following this was... diabolical to put it lightly (the player was just an ***empty shell***). At least it came with a pair of dirtybuds - *functional ones, at that!* So Dank decided to treat them to not only a helping of "Scarlet Fire", but a helping of the Famous Toledo.

It was that diabolical that Dank, following a poll voted on by his Patreon supporters, uploaded the After Show to YouTube for all to see.

## Appearance

This player shares a shell with the Hello Kitty MP3 player, but with Batman and DC-related designs. There is also no manual included with this player. This example features no electronic bits inside - no battery contacts, no mini-USB...
Bruce

## Ol‛ Mate Bruce

Bruce was a 2003 Ford Falcon BA Ute owned by Wade.

Before the first video in which it was featured, nothing was known about Bruce despite it being one of the most important cars Wade ever owned. In 2019, a mentor of Wade's sold him Bruce after the Holden Barina he formerly drove broke down on a highway, at a time when Wade was near financial ruin. The ex-owner of Bruce gave him the option to pay off Bruce at a later date, which then became the first time ever Wade made a Google Pay payment. His only other working vehicle at the time was a 1984 Honda City which had been rescued from a barn after a decade of neglect.

Bruce was powered by a version of the "Barra" inline-6 engine which ran on propane. Australia was a big user of propane before the advent of hybrid cars. As a result of taxi fleets switching from propane powered vehicles to hybrids, most fuel stations discontinued the sale of propane.

Wade repaired the propane system and installed new tires on Bruce, and last used Bruce to haul home a 1980s drum set from Melbourne, completing a 16-hour drive in one day,

The final nail in the coffin was a problem with the ignition system which caused Bruce's engine to start and stall multiple times before eventually starting and running. Eventually, the engine failed to start entirely, and Wade made his first video on the Garbage Time channel dedicated to Bruce, which became the first video featuring Bruce's successor car, Bruce 2.
Casa reale di Scozia

Durante la sua millenaria esistenza (843-1935) sul trono di Scozia sono succedute ben 8 dinastie. Per comodità si è voluto creare un unica pagina dove viene riportato l'albero genealogico che le raffigura tutte quante. L'ultima casa regnante, quella degli Douglas per quanto abbia perso il titolo di re di Scozia ha mantenuto il controllo sul Congo proclamandosi re del Congo, in seguito della rivoluzione in Congo, hanno perso anche questo territorio.

1. ↑ o 9 secondo alcuni studiosi.
Battaglia di Hattin

## Schieramenti

Saladino
Governatore di Gerusalemme

**La battaglia di Hattin** (1187) è la prima della **terza crociata**.

## ANTEFATTO

**Il concilio di Palermo** aveva definito che la cristianità doveva essere militante contro l'eresia.

Per questo gli uomini d'armi che abitavano in terra santa diedero inizio alla **terza crociata**, incontrando l'esercito di **Saladino** nei pressi di **Hattin.**

## LA BATTAGLIA

Saladino era in netta superiorità numerica.

I crociati erano più forti sul fianco destro che su quello sinistro.

Così gli schieramenti si inclinarono, Saladino si mosse ad aiutare il fianco sinistro e i crociati fecero lo stesso.

Lo scontro era equilibrato, tranne che sul fianco sinistro crociato, dove i romani stavano avendo la peggio.

Ma il fronte reggeva.

Dopo lunghi combattimenti i romani cedettero e vennero annientati.

## CONSEGUENZE

La **terza crociata** era iniziata, ma per ora **Gerusalemme** e la **Fenicia** tornavano in mani musulmane.
DankPod Pro

The 6/7 generation DankPod Pro

### First Appearance

Building a 1000GB iPod classic! Can it handle the storage?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHzFoN8ob-s&t

### Last Appearance

The 2000GB iPod Classic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqjAB\_zTp8c

### Episode Broken

The 2000GB iPod Classic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqjAB\_zTp8c

## DankPod Pro Origins

The DankPod Pro (Also known as the "1TB iPod") is a 6/7 generation iPod boasting 1TB

It was originally a 5/5.5 generation but the motherboard did not handle the 1TB.

## The death

Dankpods dropped the iPod breaking the screen Dankpods put in a new screen but it was a 5th gen screen he never got replacement parts and instead made the DankPod Max

## Afterlife

After the death of the DankPod Pro DankPods went to create the DankPod Max boasting 2TB.
Casio Rapman

The Casio Rapman

The Casio Rapman(specifically the Casio Rap-10) is a device that allows you to create rap and other kinds of music. According to Dankpods, it is a "giant toy".

## Features(read from the box)

* 10 built-in rap patters, including house and funk
* Built-in scratch disk(2 tones X 5 patterns)
* Built-in break pads for play along fun
* Comes with mini microphone
* Hooks on your belt for totally portable rapping fun

## Trivia

* This is one of the only toys that dankpods has reviewed.
* It's most notable phrase is "rap your ham".
	+ It is meant to be "clap your hands", but dankpods calls it "rap you ham"
Craig

The Craig

### Status

Craig Electronics still exists and produces items. Which contain “high quality audio”.

Craig is an electronics manufacturer based in Miami, Florida founded in 1963. Before the 1980s, they were best known for car stereos and high-quality audio equipment before becoming a manufacturer of low-tier garbage. In the DankPods community, their brand has become a running joke on DankPods' channel and are most known for their cheap knockoff MP3 players. Although Craig produces various other electronics, DankPods uses the term "Craig" to refer to their MP3 players.

Their first gen iPod na-no knockoff was the first Craig featured on DankPods, shown in the video "I found a bootleg iPod nano." on June 18th, 2020. It had a 2-colour "glorified monochrome" LCD display and 512 MB of internal memory. Its DAC quality was tested alongside the real 1st gen iPod na-no with the Gorillaz debut album and the AKG K712s. The Craig needed a USB battery pack to run because the battree died of old age.

In "I found a bootleg iPod touch", their iPod Touch knockoff was revealed and failed to boot. It is near identical to an iCoustic brand player which only showed a white screen, except the Craig version lacks a few features such as the camera, but the Craig was dubbed the "deluxe nugget" due to the chromed plastic frame. One of the iCoustic players from the Nugget Lucky Dip worked, but could not stop the Britney Spears and was subsequently gritted.

In “It’s the Craig-a-thon”, Wade reviews some of their other audio products, including a cassette player, a MP3 player and speaker set, a 3-pack of earbuds and two audio speakers, all of which are destroyed by The Diablo.

Most recently, the iCraig tablet has been featured on the channel and was very slow to do anything, including barely opening Candy Crush Saga and not being able to finish downloading Real Racing 3 before he gave up on the tablet. It came with a terrible micro-USB keyboard case

## Gallery

Danks Craig video 1Danks Craig video 2Craig Video 3The Craig NanoA Craig imprisonedCraig Nano againCraig's "generic MP3 player"Craig's "freak" NanoCraig's cassette recorder with AUTO STOPCraig's "starter pack"Craig's 3 sets of earbudsCraig's portable speakerCraig's ultrasound speaker
## Sources

* DankPods' Craig Video 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPFaBsLcY8
* DankPods' Craig Video 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzXlRexPrqU
* DankPods' Craig Video 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aztUrZh7wZ
* DankPods' Craig Video 4: https://youtu.be/Zx0sb5Is8fA
* DankPods' Craig Video 5: https://youtu.be/sFNpbKqK7Fs

Craig: craigelectronics.com
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Assedio di Damasco

## Schieramenti

Al Mu'Tasim
Isacco III

**Con la caduta di Damasco** si può dire conclusa la seconda fase dell'invasione niceana del **califfato Abbaside** e l'inizio dell'invasione abbaside dell'**impero niceano**.

## ANTEFATTO

La guerra civile infuriava ormai da diversi anni nel **califfato abbaside**, **Alessio II** allora decise di approfittarne, facendo tornare cristiani **Siria** e **Libano**.

Ma la guerra civile finì e **Al Mu'Tasin**, il nuovo califfo, arruolò gli uomini a lui più fedeli e marciò verso **Alessio**, **incontrandolo vicino alla cittadina di Al Raqqa**.

Con la **vittoria di Al Raqqa** **Alessio** morì e **Isacco III** diventò imperatore, mentre gli arabi ebbero spianata la strada verso Damasco.

## LA BATTAGLIA

Al Mu'Tasin tagliò tutte le linee di rifornimento e concentrò gli attacchi nella zona sud-ovest, una zona dalla quale era facile raggiungere il campo, posizionato a sud-est perché facilmente difendibile.

Dopo due anni di assedio i cittadini, provati dalla fame, insorsero.

Qualcuno parlava di creare una città-stato, ma quando gli arabi attaccarono quel giorno, la rivolta aveva portato a così tanti morti tra civili, ribelli e soldati di guarnigione che gli abbasidi quasi non trovarono resistenza.

Ogni cittadino che non giurò fedeltà al califfo venne fatto torturare, venne accecato ed infine rispedito a Nicea grazie ad un cittadino che sarebbe stato accecato solo da un occhio ed avrebbe guidato gli altri.

I cittadini che avevano partecipato alla rivolta ma che comunque non volevano giurare fedeltà (molto pochi), oltre a subire le pene che avevano subito gli altri, gli venne legato al collo un cartello che diceva che avevan partecipato alla rivolta, in modo che chiunque, nella cristianità li avrebbe disprezzati per aver fatto cadere Damasco.

## CONSEGUENZE

Dopo Damasco gli arabi entrarono all'interno del **Regno di Nicea** ed iniziarono a marciare verso la capitale.
The Litreboard

**The Litreboard** is a leader-board where Wade ranks his cars based on fuel economy (litres per 100km), by using as little fuel as possible with no air conditioning and minimal window usage. Debuting in the "Fuel economy battle: Jeff VS Tony." video in January 2023, *The Litreboard* has 10 vehicles on it at the moment (though other vehicles such as Jeff and The Donkey Van were both given a redemption run after their initial runs). Originally titled "Fuel Economy" or "Fuel", a viewer commented on a video saying "the missed opportunity to call it the 'Litreboard' will forever haunt my life". The following video, Wade changed it to "The Litreboard" in favor of the comment, saying, "you know who you are".

*The Litreboard* also has a subcategory called "*The Hill*", where the vehicles are ranked on how high Revs are on the vehicles while traveling up "*The Hill*" (a hilly section of Australia's *South Road* between Adelaide and Noarlunga, the southern terminus of the tests) during the fuel economy run.

Note: the **bold letters** in the tables indicate that the car highlighted is the latest addition to the nugget fleet or both lists.
The Cheapest Flash iPod

The Cheapest Flash iPod During a Battery Test

The Cheapest Flash iPod was an iPod that Wade bought for $5. He bought it thinking it had a dead drive, but it worked. He flash modded it with cheap ebay parts later in the video. It First appeared in the video "How cheap can you flash mod a garbage iPod?", The iPod that he flash modded was Wade's actual iPod he was using, he upgraded it to 128GB with the cheap SD to CF adapter, Wade later replaced the cheap SD to CF adapter with an iFlash one. But it died in the video "Flash vs Hard Drive. Don’t watch if you love iPods." after being dragged on Wade's motorcycle in a battle between the Hard drive iPod.
New Potato Technologies

New Potato Technologies is a North Carolina-based tech company. It is known in the DankPods channel for making multiple stupid iPod accessories.

It also has a stupid name.

Some of their products include:

The Jackpot Slots: A stupid plastic dock with a red lever, resembling that of a slot machine — all it does is eject the iPod. It also came with a note saying that the product and app are not even necessary.

The FLPR remote: was a small device that could be used as a TV remote. It also has extremely wasteful packaging as seen in the second and third images to the right.

As of 2023, New Potato Technologies are still in business.
Battaglia di Kolmar

## Schieramenti

Ottone III
Roberto II

La battaglia di Kolmar (1008) segnò la salvezza dell'impero Romano dalle grinfie del regno di Normandia

## ANTEFATTO

**Emilio** era un imperatore incapace, controllato dal **Papa**, ed i **normanni** ne approfittarono invadendo la **Gallia romana**.

**Emilio** andò incontro a **Roberto** a capo di un esercito, che venne sconfitto nei pressi di **Arles.**

A salvare l'**impero** non fu l'imperatore, bensì **Ottone III**, che attaccò i **normanni** e sfidò l'esercito di **Roberto** presso la cittadina di **Kolmar**.

## LA BATTAGLIA

I longobardi erano nettamente inferiori di numero.

Ma attaccando riuscirono a sfruttare meglio le loro truppe, soprattutto attaccando sia con fanteria che con cavalleria i cavalieri normanni.

Sconfitti i cavalieri si iniziò a pressare sulle ali normanne, ma si entrò in una situazione di stallo che sarà risolta solo a fine giornata con la ritirata normanna.

## CONSEGUENZE

Grazie a questa battaglia **Roberto** fu sconfitto e la **Normandia** dovette rilasciare il **ducato di Tolosa**, mentre i **romani** ottennero la **contea di Narbone**.
Bat-a-Rang MP3 Player

The nugget in its wasteful packaging.

*"It's like the biggest companies make the worst garbage." -DankPods after seeing the DC and Warner Bros. logos.*

The Bat-a-Rang MP3 Player or Batman Nugget was an MP3 Player made to promote The Dark Knight Rises.

It shares the same earbuds as the LegoPod and Nerf Nugget.

It broke when Dank tried to use it as a real weapon against some vacuum cleaners in his warehouse.
The iPad

The iPad we all know and love

Case has been replaced once.

**The iPad** is an iPad 4 that DankPods uses as a workbench. He uses it due to the case being grippy while handling slippery nuggets. It also has a background of distorted images of Shrek.

# History

Wade originally used it all through out college and all of his gigs for chart reading. Wade then got an iPad Air 2 when he started teaching and gave the old iPad to his mother.

His mother used it to browse Facebook, chat with friends and to read PDFs for 4 years until Facebook became so slow that she used it as a digital cookbook until that became too slow to use. It sat around collecting dust until Dank got the oily iPad back and scrubbed the case in a bathtub.

It then became the workbench we all love today. Dank hopes to finds a stack of genuine iPad cases one day. He found a replacement case on the 1st of July.
JPlayer

> "If it has this logo on it you knew that your device was of high quality and would sync up to Windows no problem, and they wouldn't just put it on any old plastic random garbage that nobody wanted."
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> -DankPods, on the Zune video
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The jPlayer mp3 player only making an appearance in "I bought a Zune in 2020". It is referred to as "random plastic garbage" by DankPods.
Adelchi

**Adelchi** fure dei Longobardi dal 787 fino alla morte 810.

Viene ricordato principalmente per aver firmato la **Pace di Roma** nel 800.

#### **La campagna contro i Visigoti**

Intraprese una nuova campagna contro i Visigoti sulla linea di quella che già aveva indetto il padre e che aveva dovuto fermare nel 785 a causa della ribellione dei Sassoni.

Nel 790, saputo che Barcellona era stata riconquistata dai Visigoti, varcò con l'esercito i Pireni. Nei due anni successivi la guerra fu in stallo con l'esercito di Adelchi che non riusciva a infliggere una sconfitta definiva ai Visigoti che si ritiravano sempre di più nell'entroterra. Solo nel 792, i due eserciti si scontrarono nella battaglia di Salamanca.

La battaglia si concluse con una vittoria da parte dei Longobardi. Nonostante ciò le pesanti perdite che Adelchi aveva subito fecero desistere il re dal continuare la campagna e fu costretto ad oltrepassare nuovamente i Balcani.

#### **La pace di Roma**

La pace tra i Visigoti e i Longobardi sarebbe stata ufficializzata solo nel 800 con gli eventi che portarono alla firma della cosiddetta pace di Roma. Invitati a Roma dall'Imperatore **Giulio Balbo** e dal Pontefice, Leone III, i due re, e l'imperatore, siglarono una pace perpetua tra i tre popoli. Se all'Impero romano veniva riconosciuta una superiorità culturale, ai Visigoti e ai Longobardi venivano riconosciuti i territori che essi occupavano e per la prima volta si giungeva alla definizione di una spartizione dell'Europa occidentale. Il documento fu molto importante perché per la prima volta si ebbe un documento redatto in una lingua diversa dal latino, nella versione di Adelchi, la lingua usata era il longobardo, a cui si mescolavano elementi dell'antico linguaggio franco.

#### **Gli ultimi anni e la successione**

Il regno di Adelchi si caratterizzò anche per i problemi che derivarono dall'amministrazione di un dominio così vasto, in particolar modo il grado di autonomia dei suoi nobile era contrastato dalle necessità di imporre una centralizzazione. Nel suo testamento, Adelchi divise il suo regno in due parti: Longobardia Occidentale e Longobardia Orientale, lasciandolo in eredità ai suoi due figli **Desiderio** e **Ilbrando**.
Halba Zuchwały Trzmiel

rys. [Age of Ashes: Hellknight Hill]

Przywódca klanu Zuchwałych Trzmieli. Była przetrzymywana jako zakładnik przez Calmonta, który chciał z niej wyciągnąć informację odnośnie Pierścienia Alsety. Straciła jedno ucho w trakcie nieudanych negocjacji Ragdara z porywaczem. Ostatecznie została oswobodzona wraz z resztą klanu. Razem z Warbal i pozostałymi goblinami przebywa w jaskiniach niedaleko Breachill.

(Tak, wiemy że oficjalnie nazywa się Helba, ale nasz Mistrz Gry "zadecydował" inaczej)
Scarlet Fire

"Scarlet Fire" Cover Art

**Scarlet Fire** by **Otis McDonald** is a popular track that DankPods often features in his videos. Notably, this song carries the advantage of being royalty-free, making it a perfect addition to his collection of "Music that won't land me in jail." Its catchy beats and energetic vibe contribute to the overall appeal of DankPods' content, providing a lively and engaging auditory experience for his viewers.

## Uses

*Scarlet Fire* is often used to:

* Test the MP3 playback capabilities of Nuggets.
* Test the audio quality of Dirtybuds or Bluetooth speakers.
* Test the audio output via AUX or Bluetooth with the Sexy Speaker.
* Stress out Dirtybuds with the Maraca Cracker 9000, Chord Mojo, The Diablo, or the Chord Mojo 2.
	+ This is done by supplying the headphones with a wattage much higher than their maximum rated wattage, producing very loud and distorted sounds.
	+ Often referred to as *smelling* because heated plastic produces fumes which have an unpleasant odor.
	+ Sometimes the dirtybuds "pop", e.g. they do not survive the stress test and completely stop functioning.

## Trivia

* *Scarlet Fire* is a very bass-heavy track. Therefore it is very well suited for blowing up headphones.
* It is often advised to keep your volume down when DankPods stresses out headphones with this track, because the distorted sounds may damage your hearing or even the speaker you use.
* The YouTube comment section of this song is flooded with references to blowing up headphones.
* The song is part of the album, Innovations in Booty Shaking Music, Vol. 1
* The song’s artist, Otis McDonald, is aware of DankPods using the song in his videos to kill off some dirty buds. The phrase “dankpods” is used as one of the tags used in the original music video. He also replied to a comment reply about DankPods, saying that he thinks it’s “amazing and hilarious”.
* Wade is very cautious about having any copywritten audio in his videos after receiving numerous copyright strikes and losing monetization on his DankMus channel.

## Links

* Scarlet Fire on YouTube
* Scarlet Fire on Spotify
* Scarlet Fire on Soundcloud
* Scarlet Fire on iTunes
* Scarlet Fire on Archive.org
DankPods

## Wade Nixon/DankPods

* Appearance
* YouTube icon

**DankPods**, also known as **Dankmus** and in real life as **Wade Nixon**, is a self-employed drummer and Youtube content creator that can be said as somewhat of an audiophile.

The "Dank" in DankPods comes from his original channel, Dankmus, while "Pods come from "iPod", as he mostly reviews music related stuff. Dankpods lives in Adelaide in South Australia in Australia

## History

Wade first started his YouTube career on April 16, 2016 as **Dankmus** which was a channel that focused making music from specific moments in The Simpsons. Later in June 2018 Wade decided to make a new channel where he can geek out about iPods and uploaded his first video on September 29, 2019 (Featuring Geir).

## Break from YouTube

On July 20th, 2023, Wade released a video titled "Hey everyone, I need to take a break!" saying about his studio and staff and that he needs a break from YouTube. After that he uploaded complications of his videos on the same day, July 21st, 2023.

## Trivia

* He helped the iPod community grow and even so much that the cost of iPod classics grew. [*citation needed*]
* He used to have a Discord server, but he stopped it because of too many people trying to talk to him and impersonators sending rude messages to others.
* He prefers to use the iPods with the monochrome screens because they're easier to see in a wider range of lighting conditions and because he just uses iPods as music players. [*citation needed*]
* He also seems to heavily prefer Mac to Windows as he only uses Mac and stopped using Windows after Windows 8, though he still seems to like Windows XP (which the EeePeeCee runs) and the Windows 9X operating systems, both of which appear in his drumming streams.

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1. ↑ https://youtu.be/A6DLsBQqFHc?t=1886
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mEfPk5In7mE
The burnt iPod

The **burnt iPod** (known in iTunes as **Lisa's Jam Box**) was an iPod recovered from a fire (presumably a house fire) and bought by Wade off Elite Obsolete's eBay. It was introduced in "This iPod was on fire. Let's plug it in." In the video, Wade gives the burnt Pod a new battery and display, only to realize that it shares its characteristics with a phoenix - rising from the ashes.

## History

Wade bought this iPod off Elite Obsolete's eBay. After obtaining a new battery, he opened the charred device up to see minor damage to the other side of the rear casing and the foam on the hard drive. He replaced the battery and display (he put the battery in second time round) and witnessed the nugget of an iPod coming back to life.

## Characteristics

The burnt iPod is an 30GB iPod Video whose front plate is charred. Despite this looking like a terminally-damaged iPod on the outside, it still works. Somehow.
Tiny Tony

## Tony Kowalski

*"Don't you look at me, Tony!"*

Tiny Tony (full name Tony Kowalski) is a red Fiat-Maluch 126p, marketed in Australia and New Zealand as a FSM Niki 650. According to Wade, he got it for a low price and said "no wonder it was cheap" when he uncovered a myriad of rust, engine, and interior problems, the latter of which are currently the worst. On the 11th of June 2021, shortly after the car was delivered to his house, he made a video on Garbage Time titled "I got a Fiat 126P/Niki". On the 24th of July 2021 he made another video titled "Fixing" my Fiat Niki Maluch" where Wade and James attempted to fix Tony using used parts off James' Niki, tape, cardboard, and a water bottle as because of Covid the new parts had not arrived yet. The parts eventually arrived and a video was published on Garbage Time titled "The Niki is "an car" where James and Wade installed the new parts which made Tony run a lot better.

Tony is sometimes shown in Wade’s videos, and he commonly refers to it as a “nugget”, for being subpar.

In the series of Garbage Time videos titled “Tony Abuse,” Tony has been demonstrated to use zip ties as a fan belt, booze and kerosene as fuel, and speaker wires as spark plug leads while waiting for the Free Car’s new wheels.
Battaglia di Mazikert

## Schieramenti

Michele Focas
Arp Arslan

**La battaglia di Mazikert** (1071) è considerata da molti il compimento della recessione niceana, iniziata con la **battaglia di Al Raqqa**, interrotta dalla **battaglia di Nicea** e ricominciata con la **battaglia di Gerusalemme**.

## ANTEFATTO

Da un po' di tempo alcune tribù di **turcomanni** alleati con i **selgiuchidi** stavano facendo delle puntate nei territori **niceani** di confine, finché alla fine non si arrivò allo scontro tra **niceani** e **selgiuchidi** di **Arp Arslan**, che si incontrarono nei pressi di **Mazicerta**, **Mazikert** per i turchi.

## LA BATTAGLIA

I niceani erano in superiorità numerica, mentre i turchi si prepararono a combattere i cristiani con una formazione a mezzaluna.

I niceani attaccarono.

Michele riuscì anche a prendere il campo turco.

Ma venne respinto.

A quel punto Arp Arslan attaccò l'ala sinistra niceana.

Annientata l'ala sinistra di Nicea, la cavalleria mercenaria al soldo di Michele abbandonò il campo di battaglia.

Cosicché l'ala destra niceana credette che l'esercito si stava ritirando e fece lo stesso, in questo modo ora l'intero esercito turco stava combattendo contro le truppe di Michele, che alla fine si dovettero arrendere.

## CONSEGUENZE

**Arp Arslan** occupò l**'anatolia orientale**, e, quando **Michele**, liberato, tornò a **Nicea**, scoprì che era stata presa senza colpo ferire da **Niceforo Ducas**, re di **Grecia**.

**Focas** venne accecato ed ucciso, ma i **turchi** presero la morte di colui che aveva firmato la pace come un'invalidità di essa, ed invasero il resto dell'**anatolia** formando il **sultanato di Rum**, alla **Grecia** rimasero solo le **coste occidentali anatoliche**.
ENugg

The eNugg is a fully road-legal state-inspected EV-converted 1980s Subaru Sherpa and a second electric nugget in the fleet along with the Frog.

The eNugg first appeared in one of the DankPods after show episodes about the warehouse, the DankPods origins story video and then appeared in some early Garbage Time videos as a background car. It has Prius batteries in the trunk and a charging port instead of a filler cap.

The eNugg was bought on Facebook Marketplace and is not fully working. Wade also planned to put Tesla batteries in it at some point.

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Chord Mojo 2

The Chord Mojo 2

The Chord Electronics **Mojo 2** is a DAC and the successor to the original Chord Mojo. Released in 2022, it is many times more powerful than the original Mojo and even the iDSD Diablo, which Wade (DankPods) got after the original Mojo died. Ironically and coincidentally, the Diablo suffered a similar fate to the Mojo; in the video where Wade showed the Mojo 2, Wade did a comparison to see if either the Mojo 2 or the Diablo would blow up Apple 2nd-gen nuggbuds that he got from Cashies) better, and the Diablo ended up starting to die, replaced in favour by the Mojo 2. The irony is that the original Mojo also died when Wade was going to do a comparison between it and the Diablo.

This was Wade’s headphone stresser-outerer from 2022 to 2023, where it was replaced by the Maraca Cracker 9000.

Like mentioned before, it is much more powerful than both the Diablo and original Mojo, as in the Mojo 2 video, it was able to blow up a pair of Apple nuggbuds with ease on its first day of major use on the DankPods channel, stress the hell out of two pairs of cheap Cashies headphones, and make the subwoofer literally wobble on a $12 (AUD) pair of “awful speakers”. He showed the Mojo 2 early in “The Fisher-Price “FP3 Player””, but did not start using it mainly until December of 2022.

Wade mainly has positive opinions on the Mojo 2 due to its monster-like capabilities, but there are a few things he dislikes about it, like the Micro-USB ports (because he says that it fits terribly), etc.
Sexy Speaker

The Sexy Speaker

The EFM Toledo, nicknamed the "Sexy Speaker" is a smart speaker made by the Australian company EFM and has been used in multiple episodes. DankPods keeps it because of its sexy voice when speaking the menu options. As of "Cashies Special Vol. IV", DankPods (Wade) currently owns 4 EFM Toledos, three in Charcoal Grey and one in Steel Blue.

## List Of Speakers

* Speaker No. 1 "Sexy Speaker"
	+ Free (Bundled In Phone Plan)
	+ Regular Appearances
	+ Charcoal Grey
	+ Status: Alive

* Speaker No. 2 "Cashies Special"
	+ $85
	+ Purchased at the first Cashies
	+ Charcoal Grey
	+ Status: Alive (presumably)

* Speaker No. 3 "The Blue Boi"
	+ $35
	+ Purchased at the second Cashies
	+ Has a bad battery, which makes the speaker impossible to use since it will power off constantly.
	+ Steel Blue (And contains gunk!)
	+ Status: Destroyed by Wade

* Speaker No. 4 "Third Cashies Boi"
	+ $79
	+ Purchased at the third Cashies
	+ Charcoal Grey
	+ Status: Alive (presumably)

## Quotes

* "Power On" - The Sexy Speaker is turned on.

* "Power Off" - The Sexy Speaker is turned off.

* "Bluetooth Mode" - The Sexy Speaker begins searching for nearby Bluetooth devices.

* "Device Paired" - The Sexy Speaker has paired with a Bluetooth device.

* *"Auxiliary mode~"* - Mmmmm... That’s the one we wanted to hear. The Sexy Speaker has plugged into device.

* "Battery Low" - The Sexy Speaker needs a charge.

## Appearances

* 100000 SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL - March 3, 2020
* The Most Wasteful iPod Accessory - March 20, 2020
* This is the new "iPod Classic" - March 24, 2020
* We make a see through iPod. - April 7, 2020
* Opening the hardest iPod to open - April 19, 2020
* The 2000GB iPod Classic - May 1, 2020
* I've never opened these before - July 30, 2020
* I found a bootleg iPod Touch - September 3, 2020
* The Sad Nugget Roundup. - October 14, 2020
* I found a bootleg 3G Nano. - November 12, 2020
* The bluetooth speaker shootout. - January 21, 2021
* The Ugliest MP3 Player. - Feb 5, 2021
* The Nugget Lucky Dip: 2 - May 20, 2021
* Even Ben 10 made a MP3 player... - July 15, 2021
* Even MTV made an MP3 player... - October 8, 2021
* Cashies Special Vol.IV - November 4, 2021
* Even Jesus made an MP3 player... - Apr 8, 2022
* The iPod has died. (2001 - 2022) - May 20, 2022
* Even CRAYOLA made an MP3 player... - June 2, 2022
* The iDuck. - June 16, 2022
The Nightmare

Spongebob's unblinking eye.

The N-Power NDA4009-SB (a.k.a. "The Nightmare") is a Nickelodeon-branded, SpongeBob SquarePants themed MP3 player with 512 MB of flash capacity manufactured by Memcorp, makers of mems. The device was teased in "Ebay opened my sealed iPod." released on July 16th, 2020, before being opened in its own video 2 weeks later on August 6th.

It is shaped like a yellow disc with a brownish gold backside. The front featured a single blue eye that doubles as a play/pause button. It has a 3.5mm headphone jack at the top. A mini-USB port for charging/syncing is located on the bottom. Various controls are shown on the gold backside. It includes drivers for Windows 9X on a CD, an "impressively" long mini-USB cable and a pair of "unremarkable" dirtybuds.

## The Curse of SpongeBob

The device appears to be cursed, as Wade experienced several accidents while handling the device:

* Whilst trying to unbox it, he accidentally hit the microphone stand. Wade also came close to cutting himself when unboxing the device.

* The device also attempted to assassinate the Eee PC by pulling it into the ground while Wade was setting the player up to sync it, when he put it under the table thanks to the impressive length of the mini-USB cable. Wade was seriously concerned with the Eee PC's hard drive, although the drive did survive the assassination attempt.

* Wade was trying a new method of recording the audio of the video "I found a nightmare.", and thus in the intro the audio was noted as being particularly "crunchy". The curse of SpongeBob was blamed.

## Death

As the device's battree was cooked out the box due to old age, refused to communicate with the Eee PC (requiring the 12" NuggetBook to transfer information), and refused to play any of the music that was put into it through the Sexy Speaker because it could not be used while charging, Wade destroyed it by smashing it with the Mighty Mr. Anvil (according to Wade, the 1 Grit was feeling sad that day). Its dirtybuds also suffered the same fate.
Dankmus

Dankmus is one of Wade's channels. It was originally created on April 16, 2016 and the first video was uploaded on November 25, 2016. Wade uses it to create remixed songs of popular Simpsons clips.

## Trivia

* This is Wade's first YouTube account created before the DankPods channel.
* This channel is semi-active.
* This channel contains 137 videos (outdated figure).
* This channel has a dedicated website: dankm.us.
* This channel has a Patreon account separate from the main DankPods Patreon page.
DankPod Max

## DankPod Max Origins

The DankPod Max was created after the destruction of the original 1TB iPod (the DankPod Pro), boasting 2TB.

**DANKPOD PRO ORIGIN**

The DankPod Pro or the 1TB iPod is a modded 7th gen iPod that was destroyed in an attempt to replace the LCD.

### First Appearance

The 2000GB iPod Classic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqjAB\_zTp8c&t
IDuck

The iDuck

The iDuck is the Wireless "Waterproof" bathtub music player that DankPods acquired from an unknown auctioning website, taking over 9 months in total to arrive. It is featured in The iDuck, and it's one of the 3 Duck music players featured on the channel, together with Kwak Kwak The Duck and the The Duck MP3 Player. The iDuck's current whereabouts are unknown, but it is likely discarded, since it's speaker stopped working after being submerged in water.

1. ↑ After 3 months of waiting for the original iDuck to arrive, Wade decided to buy a new one. The search for the new iDuck took him 6 months, adding up to 9 months in total.
The Frog

**The Frog** is a 2017 Nissan Leaf electric vehicle that Wade bought. He describes it as "the most mammy soft looking mum's car." He intended to use it as a regular car to be treated as a mobile phone that is charged in his solar powered warehouse.

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500 dollar Honda

The 500 dollar Honda, also known as the "Stinking Nugget" in "Bruce the ute, is dead.", is a white 1984 Honda City Wade owned for a long time.

Around 2011-2012, Wade rescued this Honda from a barn for 500 dollars and since then, he has always been driving it, although in "Bruce the ute, is dead.", he said he needs to stop driving it, because if he keeps doing it, he'll damage the Honda.

From what Wade told in that same video, the 500 dollar Honda has an air conditioner and no rear seats, which technically makes it a small van. It also has a worn out driver seat and a worn out driver side armrest. Also in that video, Wade called Bruce "a reliable fuel-injected thing", which leads to the fact that the 500 dollar Honda is presumably carbureted.

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DankPods Wiki

Welcome to the Nugget Wiki!

* Nuggets! From Wish.com and eBay specials, the Nugget Lucky Dip, to the Biggest Companies who made the Worst Junk and everything in between!
* Headphones as well, if you're into that business too. We also have some speaker content.
* Sometimes iPods are also shown on his channel, but not often due to it being hard to top an iPod with a PC SSD installed into a computer, and then running Windows 10 and Doom Eternal through an iPod's motherboard.
* And more! There are also four sister channels called Dankmus (Wade's original channel which focuses on Simpsons remixes), Garbage Time (his "car thing"), The Drum Thing (which is his "drum thing"), and his new Hello, I'm Gaming channel (which is his "gaming thing")!

Who is DankPods?
Wade Nixon, who goes by DankPods on YouTube, is an Australian YouTuber who creates videos on products such as electronics, iPod accessories, Craig Nuggets, various types of nuggets in general, plastic waste from the 2000s, and weird/outdated tech with sister channels (Garbage Time for cars, and The Drum Thing for Trash and drums).

DankPods owns a snake named Frank, various nugget cars including the Polish Fiat 126P/Niki FSM1 named Tony Kowalski, and many pairs of headphones and nuggets! He also does a Floatplane stream where he does drum sessions every day at various hours for $2.80/month (almost half the price of a Twitch subscription) and has an abandoned Patreon with no more new After Shows, but you can still contribute starting at one dollarydoo a month!

Why DankPods?
DankPods has grown to be one of the most influential YouTubers for outdated and goofy electronics. With his third video in October 2019 titled "Building a 1000GB iPod Classic! Can it handle the storage?", DankPods immediately blew up and garnered thousands of subscribers and millions of views within a few weeks, reaching 100K subscribers on March 2, 2020, and 1M subscribers on November 2, 2021. His combination of musical prowess as a former teacher and lifelong drummer, unique comedy style that has set himself apart from others and individual videos that cater to many types of music-going viewers combines to offer a wild ride of hours upon hours browsing clips of Craigs, crappy nuggets and crazy expensive headphones.

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Wade's bikes

This is a list of bikes owned by Wade.

## The black Yamaha

Wade's black Yamaha V-Star is a bike that was once stolen by a biker gang who scratched a dragon on it, put a Guns N Roses logo on it and broke one of its mirrors. An old friend of Wade once sold him the V-Twin for 200 dollars.

## The Harleys

The same person who gave Wade Bruce once loaned him 1000 dollars to buy a broken Yamaha V-Twin, which Wade then fixed and sold to buy another bike. He then fixed and sold that bike to buy a Harley-Davidson which he fixed and sold to buy another blue bike which he then rebuilt, repainted and sold to buy a Victory bike, which he then sold for another Harley.

It has done 300K kilometers, and by then, it snapped engine bolts and none of the gauges worked when he bought it. He then sold this bike to his stepfather Gaz and bought a red Harley.

Wade always wanted a vehicle that he could keep forever and thus he bought a red Harley-Davidson Road Glide. Part of the reasons he bought it was the GPS because he was using a motorbike for regular errands and the red Harley has some storage compartments in the back.

Wade hates it because its hydraulic clutch is dangerous and Apple Car Play doesn't work unless you buy a Harley headset. Plus, it doesn't sound that great and doesn't run that good.

Wade customized his red Harley to have a gold and brass look on the handlebars and the engine. Even though Wade hates his bike, he also loves it because it's his dream bike.
Mighty Mr. Anvil

Mighty Mr. Anvil

The Mighty Mr. Anvil is a jeweler's miniature anvil that, similar to the 1-Grit, is used in the destruction of various electronic devices.

## History

Not much is known about the Mighty Mr. Anvil's origins. Wade has yet to release any information regarding how he came into possession of it, or why he named it the "Mighty Mr. Anvil".

The Mighty Mr. Anvil acts as a hard surface from which Wade can perch objects from. These objects are then usually smashed by the 1-Grit. Apart from that, the Mighty Mr. Anvil doesn't do much, and usually resides under the iMac's monitor.

On one occasion, the Mighty Mr. Anvil destroyed an object on its own, that being The Nightmare. In the video "I found a nightmare.", the 1-Grit was apparently "feeling a bit sad" that day, and so Wade instead used the Mighty Mr. Anvil to decimate the horrendous SpongeBob MP3 player. The anvil's pointed tip helped to break apart the device.

In "I tried to "antique" my iPod.", the Mighty Mr. Anvil is used to prop up the back case of an iPod Classic 2nd Gen, as Wade was trying to torch enough so that the metal would bring out glossy vibrant colors of brown and grey, to give the case an "antique" feel.

## Destruction/Injury

Although the Mighty Mr. Anvil rarely destroys any objects (save for The Nightmare), it often aids in the 1-Grit's destructions.

The Mighty Mr. Anvil has helped in the destruction of the following items, in chronological order:

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Disclaimers:

* The above table is incomplete, and some entries may be missing. Please add them accordingly.
* The entries above are chronologically ordered based on the object's debut, and *not* by when they were destroyed. This isn't an issue for some entries, where the debut and the destruction occured in the same episode.
	+ However, the debut video and the destruction video *are* explicitly listed in each entry.
* Some information may be marked as "Unknown", likely meaning that said information was featured in a patron-exclusive Patreon: After-Show episode, which is unavailable to any non-patrons.