Etter Produce Farm

**Etter Produce Farm** is a locally grown farm that sells produce to the people of Blue Valley, Nebraska. It doubles as the home of Mr. Etter.

## History

Mr. Etter grew in popularity for getting caught selling moonshine to seniors in Blue Valley. He was busted by Officer Hardy, and his produce farm became known because of the unfortunate arrest.

## Series

### Season 3

Mike Dugan and Jakeem Williams find a list of locations in Cindy Burman's locker. They assume it's a list of Dragon King's laboratories, deciding to check out the circled location in hopes of finding Cindy. They bike to the farm and peek in the door, but don't see anyone. They walk away from the door, unaware that Mr. Etter lay dead on the other side. They find a barn in the backyard and decide to check it out, summoning Thunderbolt to serve as their flashlight. As they investigate the barn, a low growling makes them slowly turn around. From the shadows an albino gorilla charges forward, letting out a ferocious roar that makes all three heroes scream. The boys run away as the creature, Ultra-Humanite, snarls that he's going to kill every last one of them.

Mike, Jakeem, and Thunderbolt escape into the woods. By morning, Jakeem wishes for cell service so they can call for help, and Thunderbolt grants the wish by materializing a phone booth. Unable to work the booth without a dime, the boys keep running until they encounter a net that propels them several feet into the air. Cindy emerges from behind a tree, questioning what the two idiots are doing there. She cuts down the net so the boys can explain they're here to help her with her turning-into-a-lizard problem. Instead, they found the albino gorilla. She's aware of the giant monster, as that's what the net is for. Cindy points over her shoulder. Down there, they'll find a road, Etter Lane, that leads right back to town. Mike tells her to come with them, but she can't. She wants to find the monster so she can prove her innocence to Courtney and the others. A distant boom distracts the boys and when they look back, Cindy is gone. They wish to be at Richie Rock's Diner on Main Street, and Thunderbolt happily obliges.

A few days later, Starman walks the property of the Etter Produce Farm, entering the barn with the staff. It warbles as he enters. He looks around, telling the creature to "come out, come out, wherever you are". He taunts the damn dirty ape. His comms ring and Courtney asks if he can hear her. She's been trying to call him. The reception is spotty out here, and he asks her what's up. She admits they found the Crocks, or what's left of them. Starman assumes it was the Ultra-Humanite, but Courtney states it wasn't, then tells him that Icicle's back. The news lands hard for Starman, who thought Icicle was dead. He's already gone public, showed up at The American Dream, so they need to regroup. Starman goes quiet as the staff warbles in the background. She questions if he's still there, and he whirls around, screaming as he blasts the barn with a stream of heated cosmic energy. The barn goes up in flames, smoking billowing into the air.

## Residents

* Mr. Etter †
* Ultra-Humanite
* Cindy Burman (In the woods behind the farm)

## References

1. ↑ "*Chapter Nine: The Monsters*"
2. ↑ "*Chapter Ten: The Killer*"
3. ↑ "*Chapter Eleven: The Haunting*"