Drive To Chop Bastards Barbershop On Ableist Rd.

**Drive To Chop Bastards Barbershop On Ableist Rd.** is a physical attack used by superficial people summons, The Diseased and some antagonists in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe.

## Usage

The user quickly and violently throws the target into a vehicle or any moving object just to be shipped directly to Chop Bastards Barbershop on Ableist Rd. in Queens Mane, VA. The user hopes that the target will experience endless name-calling and mistreatment from the barber “professionals” who inhabit the shop and fulfill the target being led into anxiety, anger, confusion or disorientated movement.

### Users

In several stories, ***Jer-Goon the Fresh Panther Veteran*** is a notable user of this attack, generally always aggressively throwing, driving, or kicking a Damon Bradley counterpart (including Videogame Avatars projected from the Damonboy X Gear) into the barbershop. This is due to his Fresh Panther location being not too far from the barbershop itself.

When Jer-Goon fought the Damon-Men, he hurled them into his old ’06 Cord Vehicle and drove them to the Chop Bastards Barbershop across the street from the area’s Fresh Panther location. Once there, he sped into the shop and manipulated unfriendly barbers into picking on the Bradley counterparts and having the mind-controlled barbers shoot at them. Jer-Goon mentioned his displeasure of Bradley no longer shopping at the shitty Fresh Panther location and working for a few years under the tutelage of Lenora Hunt. During this attack, he grabbed one of the Bradley counterparts and tried to run him over to the Fresh Panther kingdom operated by Hunt so she could bully him into suicide.

In Ready To Get Treated Badly At Chop Bastards Ableist Rd., Ugly Man? :3, Jer-Goon sends another Damon Bradley to Chop Bastards barbershop once again, however he doesn’t *drive* him there. Barbers Weekday and JC Smith Jr. Faceson are considered “allies” to Jer-Goon who engage Bradley in battle but are ultimately defeated at a Rage Knights: Red God© Event where people celebrate roasting the Rage Knights and engaging in a number of strange activities including having sex with Midlore West-Stein and petting zoos where animals are trained to bite people’s crotches.

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## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.© Khaliq Trevor X.*