Moe lester

"I would personally like to take a moment to say fuck you samuel you fucking gay retard you deserve to have you're shitty ass demo ruined for making revenge in a piece of shit mettaton rip off also pootstablook is doing a way better job than you, you joke of a human being. As in he is reverting it back to its former glory and making it not suck dick"

## Biographical description

### Likes

Revenge T.U.E, Undertale Aus, women his age, vans, aquarium fish, Arbys, Luxembourg, mario kart 8

### Dislikes

Samuel Wolfang, being called a pedo, peanut butter, Republicans, Nominal Dingus

## Early Years

on November 14th 2006 Moe Lester rose out of the ashes in 2006 with the release of sonic 06, forever cursing yuji naka for approving of a shitty reboot of a perfectly fine franchise. With his sudden sentience Moe would go onto live on the streets of Chicago where he fashioned a house made of legos so he didn't have to pay property taxes. Step by step Moe would use his free time, when not cursing yuji naka, to improve his living arrangements with it getting to the point that he had running water and even electricity and an internet connection where he posted mario 64 DS tutorials on how to unlock Waluigi and ride Yoshi. This would all come to an end when on July 23rd 2007, his home was raided by the feds for committing tax fraud and illegally building a house on top of an elderly retirement home.

## Tour in Afghanistan

Moe was sentenced to 3 years in federal prison despite the best efforts of his Lawyer *Saul Goodman*. There is no record of how Moe spent those 3 years behind bars but when he was released it was observed that he had become significantly more calculated and was seeking redemption, this mental state would serve as his reasoning for joining the United Sates armed forces in early 2011. Throughout his boot camp training Moe was recognized for his leadership skills, swiftness, agility, and organization. Upon reaching Afghanistan Moe quickly rose up the ranks for his many heroic actions like successfully warding of a Taliban attack by leading the remaining men of his platoon and jumping on a grenade and surviving to save a family, this would all come ahead when Moe Lester was granted the rank of Navy SEAL and deployed on a mission to Pakistan on May 6th 2011. At 10 a.m. PKT Moe and his unit were airdropped into a compound following the accidental crash of their plane with the important task of taking out Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin laden, by doing room to room sweeps the unit was able to discover Osama within the top floor of the compound and to which Moe shot him in the head instantly killing the terrorist. With Osama Bin laden dead at his Hand Moe felt like he had finally been redeemed and soon after was honorably discharged with him receiving two purple hearts,

## Beef with Samuel Wolfang

Moe Lester returned back to the united states and bought a home in a disclosed location to keep out of the public light and live out the rest of his days in peace relaxing. Around mid 2016 Moe would come across an indie game called Undertale by Toby Fox and quickly became enthralled with the characters, story, and masterfully crafted soundtrack. Undertale became Moe's greatest passion and joined the undertale community where he Created "Sans Comic TV" but it became too popular for him to handle so Moe gave it to someone else to run. While running Sans Comic TV Moe found out about a community concept known as "AU's" and developed a deep fascination/love for them, his favorite being "Disbelief" because of its emotional and dramatic spin on Papyrus also due to him now having Gasterblasters. One can only imagine the amount of excitement and joy Moe Lester felt upon discovering another very similar AU called "Revenge The Unseen Ending" by Samuel Wolfang, it had everything he loved about Disbelief but with the added new concept of W.D. Gaster being there to help Papyrus and a kick ass new intro and battle theme. Moe would follow the development of the fangame on gamejolt eagerly waiting for development updates and teaser videos of the upcoming "Acts", When Act 3 was released on April first 2018 Moe jumped through the window of a moving bus he was riding on to rush home and play the new update, to which he played on repeat for 27 hours. Feeling immense exactment and hope for Revenge's future Moe Lester would join Samuel's discord server called "The Soup Store" where he interacted with other members off and on and got to see exclusive announcements but almost as soon as he joined an event would occur that Moe would never forget for as long as he lives. On May 28th Samuel Wolfang uploaded a video to his channel called "REVENGE Canceled... NOT!", getting the notification Moe Lester's heart almost stopped upon seeing the cut off title on his phone something was changing but not for the better he felt before even watching it. What Moe Lester felt after watching this announcement was similar to that of being slapped in the face, the project he LOVED was being changed dramatically for reasons he just could not understand at all, The story was changing, the music was changing, gaster was gone, THE MUSIC was changing, and the biggest offender of them all to him was Papyrus' new armor. To Moe it looked like a hybrid of Mettaton EX and a knights armor making it this bastardized concept of a design for the main battle of the game. This sudden change to Revenge filled him with anger-no HATRED for Samuel wolfang, here was this smug bastard calling the original version "REALLY BAD" and then changing it to some that was actually horrible in his opinion. Moe wouldn't let this happen without Samuel feeling his wrath in some form.

## Attack on the Soup Store and retirement

Moe Lester was summoned by Funky and Breadlord on January 2nd 2019 to assist them in planning a raid on the soup store out of retaliation for the changes made to Revenge. The plan was to spam Samuel a message that essentially said he sucked and that the new owner (yeah Samuel canceled revenge at this point and gave it to someone else) was so a much better at the job than he was. Moe typed out a lengthy message that expressed the seething anger and rage he had built up and felt for what Samuel had done to the one he cared about most in his life, he then geared up for his assault on the place he used to have fond memories of and let the others know he was about to start. Funky, Breadlord, Vania, and Matt all eagerly watched as Moe enacted his "Revenge", with a copy and paste Moe had finally stuck it up to Samuel and dealt a poisonous bite so as soon as he had done his damage he left the Soup store never to return. In the ensuing chaos Samuel would release a revamped version of the Rebooted revenge that did away with the armor and brought back the old music and dipped giving Moe what he wanted, the new owner of Revenge would go on to try and make a whole ~~re~~animation for it but canceled it, and as for Moe? he relished in the fact he told Samuel to fuck off and got everything he wanted so he decided to retire from the undertale community now that he had won his battle. For a couple months he lived and slept on the couch of the Super Gaming house with the other members but later on decided to move back to his old house.

## Trivia

* Moe is speculated to live in Jacksonville Florida due to rampant Meth usage and his admittance of owning a pet alligator
* Moes picture is actually from a JonTron video
* Moe Lester still hates Samuel Wolfang
* A lobster once broke into his home causing Moe to scream and throw books at it from his recliner
* Moe has not been seen by any members of PZW since he moved out, and is believed to have fully dematerialized out of reality.
* Moes true name is �ⓗＥ ⓗ𝕂Ⓢ ���Ｅ