Apple Scrumper

(Image by Caldwell Tanner, from Patreon)

**Apple Scrumper** is a Field Elf Barbarian. She is a champion mud-boarder and proves to be proficient at the arcade game Giant Shredder. She is also incredibly strong, describing herself as a big beefy girl. She tends to wear overalls, the nicer of them do not have cow shit on them. Her ears are like elven ears, long and pointed, but at the end they almost turn into cow horns. She is portrayed by Siobhan Thompson.

## History

### Family

Apple is a Field Elf whose "8th cousin, 6 times removed," is MeeMaw, making her Moonshine's 9th cousin, 5 times removed - Apple's 12th-great-grandaunt is Moonshine's 7th-great-grandmother.

### The Cutthroat Chronicles

Apple gambles all of her money away at the Smuggler's Bounty game Giant Shredder. She enlists the Band of Boobs's help to get it back. Upon placing the bet, she berates Hardwon Surefoot for being conservative with his gold. Inside the game, she shows her mud-boarding prowess by executing several sick tricks. She is able to win back more than what she lost, and takes a bit more from the Band of Boobs when they're not looking.

Later, Apple gets *really close* to having a foursome with Moonshine and a "tiefling" couple. It didn't happen.

Apple helps the Band of Boobs steal Ulfgar (trapped in a gem) from Jeremiah Snot, who she has a brief but intense flirtation with. She is the last one (besides Paw Paw) standing during the fierce battle on Snot's Yacht, dealing the final blow to Snot.

After the Band of Boobs have recovered from the fight, they drop her off back at the Field. There she's able to use the money she won and stole to help save the Field, recently devastated by Crick Rot.

### The Hellfire Chronicles

Apple Scrumper returns to the podcast in “Episode 85: Rogue Gods”, where she and Mavrus reunite with the Band of Boobs. Together, they fight various Hollow Body gods (nicknamed “Hollow Goddies”) summoned by Akarot to lay waste to the material plane.

Apple first appears in this arc in Gladeholm, brought to the Boobs as a surprise from Paw Paw. There, she meets Mavrus, who the team had just recruited to support in the upcoming conflict. Like Mavrus, Apple immediately was on board with going to fight the hollow gods, and needed no persuasion.

The party teleports to Frostwind, where they find the city preparing for attack. Everyone is on high alert, and the stakes are risen as our heroes discover that the Tarrasque - the hollow god attacking Frostwind - is accompanied by an army of undead giants. Apple helps bolster the dwarven army's resolve, then charges out to battle the Tarrasque, spending a decent portion of the fight riding on its back whilst it tries to buck her off.

During the Tarrasque battle, Bev and Mavrus teleport to Irondeep - the rest of the party stays in Frostwind to finish the fight and Apple survives with minimal injuries. Once they are victorious, she goes with Moonshine, Hardwon and company to Gladeholm, which has been transported and tethered to Osmodea. This was done in an ambush attempt by Akarot, whose final living vessel is at the scene - the team finds him and they engage in combat. Under the influence of a Modify Memory spell, Apple puts one of her arms in an Orb of Annihilation, which severs it completely and cauterizes the wound. Apple continues fighting by holding her greatsword with her remaining arm, and her missing limb is regenerated by Moonshine after the battle.

## Stats

 Dexterity
 Constitution
 Intelligence
 Wisdom
 Charisma

 Speed

### Skills

* Acrobatics +7
* Athletics +9
* Intimidation +5
* Perception +7
* Stealth +7

## Quotes

* "I'm in this for the art I'm not in this for the fame. I just really love boarding."
* ”So bloody radical!”
* "It's not a real party unless you get arrested."

## Trivia

* Moonshine has an Apple Scrumper mud-boarding jersey.
* Enjoys warm margaritas.
* Her favorite milk is possum milk, especially in ice cream.
* Speaks a little bit of raccoon