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Matthew Thomas Thomas

Matthew Thomas Thomas was born in San Angelo, TX on July 12th, 1974. He spent his youth and early adulthood performing in rodeos across the world, known particularly for his bronco riding skills.

In 2002, he suffered an injury during a rodeo, forcing him into early retirement. He attempted to run a ranch for two years before eventually declaring bankruptcy and moving to Lower Duck Pond in the spring of 2005 to start fresh.

It was here he met his bride-to-be, Rhonda Schaeffer. She was a talented show rider, and it wasn't long before the two were married and running a successful riding stable just outside town limits.

The seemingly happy couple unfortunately divorced in 2017, after 11 years. Rhonda did not give Matthew much for closure, according to sources familiar with the matter, only claiming she did not love him in the same way she used to. She moved to Upper Duck Pond, leaving Matthew alone to run the riding stable. Without her financial finesse, the stable failed and Matthew was once again forced to declare bankruptcy.

Today, Matthew leads a quiet life, sleeping in the office of The Bar, his current failing business venture located near his old stables.

**Update:** As of February 21, 2020, Rhonda Thomas, nee Schaeffer, has passed away from renal failure due to late-stage lymphoma.
Milkins Mansion

## Location

**The Milkins Mansion** is location off Milkins Drive, in the north east corner of Lower Duck Pond.

## History

Built in 2015 by Mayor Moose, and was named "Mooses Mansion". He put it up for sale in late 2017. In December 2018, Gary and Morgan Milkins came into millions of dollars and bought the mansion, naming it the "Milkins Mansion". It is currently owned by Morgan and Benjamin Milkins. Barry Lopez is the main security officer of the grounds.

## Structure

The $420 million property has 6 residences, with 29 bedrooms and 3 swimming pools, tennis courts, a nightclub and sprawling gardens spread over 6 hectares.

In addition to this, the house has about 123 rooms in total, and it includes a bowling alley, a dedicated flower cutting room, and a full cinema hall. It also has an indoor car park which can accommodate as many as 100 cars, and not to mention a full salon and day spa.

This property has around 200 paid staff members on a regular day.
Lil Big Chum

Chum in his album, “Dry Bucket”

**Lil Big Chum** (born November 12th, 1989) is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond and a local rapper.

## Early Life

Lil Big Chum was born on what some would consider the wrong side of town. He always loved music especially rap.

## Discography

Chum’s hit ten songs:

”Dearly Departed Ass”-this song was written to be played at funerals.

”Don’t never stop believing“

“Big Jug”

”Dry Bucket”

”Lil Belt Diss track “

”Goddamn horse”

”Gaming the Fortnite”

”Screw Vetrans”

”Screw Vetranarians”

”Screw Protestants”
BonBon Dupont

**BonBon Dupont** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

BonBon was born in Riquewihr, France. Almost all his childhood summers were spent visiting his Grandmother in LDP. He lost touch with her during his teen years due to some poor life choices, but they'd eventually reconnect in the last years of her life.

### **Adult life**

Upon his Grandmother's death, BonBon was willed her home and two cats. Once he was informed of this, BonBon packed up everything and moved to LDP immediately. He currently has an at home coding job and is taking care of his Grandmother's garden.

## **Personality**

Friendly and outgoing, BonBon typically makes friends where ever he goes. His passion for others is strong, so much so it often drives him to take on too much at once and stress himself out.

## **Appearance**

Typical pretty boy, his dirty blonde hair falls just above his shoulders and he has dark blue eyes. He has hazel colored skin and a fit physique. Usually seen wearing turtle necks, button down shirts, and vests.

## **Hobbies**

BonBon is an avid gardener, when he isn't working he can be found in his garden; planting, trimming, and caring for his plants.

## **Trivia**

* Has a slight, but noticeable French accent.
* Has a strong aversion to alcohol
* Despite his name, no he can not bake.
Patrick Claudel

Patrick Claudel was born on the 21st of Febuary, 2003, to sixteen-year-old Marta Claudel, and her highschool fling Caleb Baron.

When Patrick was 8, his mother married a man named Louis Claudel. They went on to have three children, Patrick's half-siblings: Dean Étienne Claudel, Piper Claudel, and Charlie Pierre Claudel.

## Patrick Claudel

### Relatives

Marta Claudel (mother)Dean Étienne Claudel (half-brother)

Charlie Pierre Claudel (half-brother)

Piper Claudel (half-sister)

Louis Claudel (stepfather)

## Biographical information

### Relationships

Jeremy Whinger (friend)Luna Davis (friend)

Anu Doloramo (friend)

Connor Carrera (friend)

Marta Claudel (mother)

Louis Claudel (step-father)

Dean Étienne Claudel (half-brother)

Piper Claudel (half-sister)

Charlie Pierre Claudel (half-brother]]

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

On May 23rd of 2019, Dean and Piper were in the family car when their father swerved and crashed into highway traffic. It is suspected that it was an act of suicide. Piper and Louis sustained fatal injuries.

Patrick is currently estranged from his mother and partly estranged from his remaining half-siblings. He is a straight-A student at Central High School. Patrick is now couch-surfing friend's houses as he waits until college, where he has a full-ride scholarship to Yale.
Lionel Ronaldo

**Lionel Ronaldo** (born December 5th, 1989) is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond and the Richland High School varsity coach.

## Early life

Ronaldo was born in the town of San Salvador in the country of El Salvador on December 5th, 1989. From a young age, Ronaldo went to school and played soccer. He was recruited by NK Olimpija Ljubljana in Slovenia when he was just 19. Ronaldo played for for 9 years before retiring after a back injury in 2017.

## Present

Ronaldo received a job offer from Richland High School to coach their varsity soccer team in the fall of 2018 and has lived in Lower Duck Pond ever since.
Gareth Graham

Gareth was born on December 8th, 1987 to Irish parents in Hartford, CT. He spent his childhood reading, playing videogames, and listening to music. He got his first guitar for Christmas at age 7 and spent the majority of his time playing tracks from decades before he was born. His taste has always been based on things that were before his time/from his childhood, but still likes to keep up with the current trends. He moved to LDP at age 23, and hasn’t left since. In late 2019, he was in a car accident, and lost his job as a result. He has since spent his days doing his best to find a job, while at the same time writing a book series that he wants to be the reason he doesn’t need the job anymore.
Mary Parker

Elizabeth Parker † (paternal Grandmother)

**Mary Elizabeth Parker** (\* December 26th 1995) is an actress and barmaid and spent most of her life in Lower Duck Pond. She occasionally stars in various productions at Mallard Theatre and serves drinks from Wednesday through Sunday nights in the Greeen Dragon Pub, where she does not shy away from pouring herself a few drinks. She is still adjusting to being back in Lower Duck Pond and spends most days walking through town dreaming of the big city. Mary lives in her grandmother's old cottage near the edge of town.

## Early life

Mary Parker was born on December 26th in Oxford, England to the English salesman Kenneth Parker and the Irish singer Amelia Quinn as the youngest of four children. When Mary was four years old her grandmother suffered a heart attack which caused the family to move to Lower Duck Pond. Her grandmother luckily recovered soon after that but the family decided to stay in LDP anyway.

## Education

While her all of her brothers went to Woodside Elementary School her parents enrolled Mary at Faire Creek School for Girls. After that, she went to Richland High School, where she was part of the Drama Club. After graduating she, like two of her brothers, moved back to England, where she studied drama at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Tricks in London.
During her time in London, her grandmother had another, this time fatal, heart attack.

## Back in Lower Duck Pond

Before getting to finish her studies due to a lack of money she was forced to move back to Lower Duck Pond, where she moved into her grandmother's cottage, which she inherited. Back in Lower Duck Pond started taking roles in the productions at Mallard Theatre, but since these performances did not pay much she soon had to take a second job as a barmaid at the Greeen Dragon Pub.
Central High School

Central High School (2016)

**Central High School** is a public secondary school in Lower Duck Pond.

They are a rival of Richland High School.

## History

The school was founded in 1953. Its current mascots are the Hawks.

## Notable Events

Students of Central High mostly come from Westfield or Woodside Primary. This has created friction between the student body as the two are infamous rivals. A notable event was the Great Prank War of 2015 where Westfielders and Woodsiders came to blows.

## Clubs and Activities

* Anime Club
* Baseball
* Bath bomb Crafting
* Cheer Squad
* Footbal
* Improv  ̶C̶u̶l̶t̶ Club
* Track & Field
Bingbong Dupont

"that bastard feline"

Bingbong Dupont is the cat of Pippy Dupont.

Bingbong was born around 2013 to two pedigree Persians. They were deemed "unseemly" due to the fact that they had sixteen extra toes, an odd growth on one of their legs, and no apparent known sex, and were tossed out into the street, where a well-meaning citizen came and took them to the shelter.

Bingbong, known as "Sailor" at the shelter, gained quite the reputation for being a mischief maker. They would often escape from their cage, and go around knocking things off shelves.

In 2013, about a month after they came to the shelter, a young girl came to look for a cat. She saw "Sailor", and immediately fell in love. The cat immediately loved her back. She named them "Bingbong", for no apparent reason other then she was four years old.

Bingbong enjoys beans, cream, music, and causing chaos.
Creature Country

1. REDIRECT Template:Infobox companyCreature Country is a wildlife sanctuary owned and operated by Norman Green located in Lower Duck Pond.

## **History**

Creature Country was opened in 2015 by wildlife expert and frog trainer Norman Green in the large plot of land adjacent to his house. Due to his affinity for frogs, Norman initially opened the sanctuary to collect frogs and train them to act like people: wearing clothes, doing work around the sanctuary, and even performing for entertainment. In later years, however, Norman expanded to taking upon all types of animals, including (but not limited to) raccoons, parrots, tortoises, wolves, lizards, and more. The most recent additions to Norman's sanctuary are an Indian rhinoceros from the Eastern Himalayas and a sneaky chimpanzee that stowed away in a crate of animal food shipped from overseas.

#### **The Hungry Hungry *Actual* Hippo Incident**

On 17 July 2017, Norman's hippopotamus Loretta escaped from Creature Country due to a ladder left against a side wall. After escaping, Loretta ate half of Mrs. Green's vegetable garden, a bicycle, two pond ducks, and Jimbo the lawyer. Fortunately for Norman and Loretta, nobody really liked Jimbo anyway, so the only punishment sentenced was for Loretta to be sent away to live in a zoo with secure containment and protection. Unfortunately, three months later, Loretta had managed to escape once more. Her whereabouts are still unknown.
Barber-Moore Jaguar Land Rover

**History**

In February of 2019, after selling Quarters Arms Condo Complex for a sum of $6.5 Million, Patrick Barber-Moore developed a franchise Land Rover and Jaguar Dealership in Lower Duck Pond.

**Construction**

Reported to cost $4.2 Million, the construction was completed between February 5, 2019 when the Condo Complex sold, and February 8, 2019 when the announcement for the grand opening on February 16, 2019 was made.

**Operation**

Barber-Moore Jaguar Land Rover operates as a usual Jaguar Land Rover franchise, but also sells other high end and classic automobiles.
Aiden Rhodes

Aiden in 2019

## Early Life

Aiden was born to his parents Johnathan and Pamela in Austin, Texas. Pamela was usually his sole caretaker growing up, as his father worked in a classified job for the American government. Aiden went to Johnson Elementary, where he met his lifelong friend Joshua Mendez.

In elementary, he was described as a "creative kid", but "disintrested in homework." He and Joshua would often get in trouble for playing jokes on fellow students. This trend continued in through middle school, until Aiden had to move to Arlington for unexplained reasons.

## High School and College

Due to his friend no longer with him, Aiden quickly improved his work at William Henry Harrison High School, and joined the Chess and Model United Nations Club, which he quickly gained skill in each.
Erin Parsons

Erin Anne Parsons was born on February 15, 1991 at St. Magdelene's Hospital in Lower Duck Pond. She was named after her father, Aaron, as well as her mother, Angelika (known to friends as "Anne").

She attended school in Lower Duck Pond and became a certified dental hygienist through the local community college in 2017. From March to May 2018, Erin ran a table at the farmer's market, selling hand-sewn throw pillows with farm animals stitched onto them. One customer, Angelika Parsons, raved that the pillow she purchased "truly captured the softness of the sheep or goat on it!" In late May, 2019, Erin invested in a tattoo machine in hopes of increasing her financial and artistic independence. She recalled how freeing her first tattoo (a purple dragonfly on her left ankle, still visible) was and hopes to inspire that same feeling in friends, family, and customers.
Duck Pond Parkway

Duck Pond Parkway is a big, deserted piece of highway that runs through Lower Duck Pond. It was originally built to attract more people to Lower Duck Pond, but this never happened, causing it to be pretty much deserted. There are tunnels underneath the Parkway at several points, so people who want to go from one part of town to the other don't have to cross the highway.

## Known Locations

Duck Pond Parkway runs through Lower Duck Pond. The 7-Eleven is located on Duck Pond Parkway, as are a large ditch and the abandoned Paradise Mall. There are tunnels underneath the parkway, which are popular locations for making out.
Cosette Boisclair

### **Early Life**

Cosette was born in Nice, France, to Anaïs Boisclair and Lucien Villeneuve. She has an older half-sister, Lea Boisclair. She married Adeline Cordonnier in spring 2011. The couple were given custody of Cosette’s neice, Magdalene, after her mother’s (Cosette’s sister) death.

## Cosette Boisclair

### Relatives

Magdalene Boisclair (niece)Lea Boisclair (sister, deceased)

## Physical description

### **Move to Lower Duck Pond**

In early June 2019, Cosette, Adeline, and Magdalene moved to Lower Duck Pond.
33 YeeYee Road

Iconic Stairway of Tiredness at 33 YeeYee Road

**33 YeeYee Road** is a road located in central Lower Duck Pond. The road is 3 kilometres long. The road consists of pathways and a huge well-lit stairway.

## Landmark

The Turd's Apartment is located at the side of the small road. There is also a gigantic well-lit stairway which connects the road to the main road.

## Legend

In 2010, rumours about the stairway started circulating. Many believed that no one managed to complete climbing the stairway, for anyone who dared try will die of exhaustion.
Master Lock

**Master Lock is a Locksmith business located on the Lower Duck Pond Marina.**

Master Lock Storefront

## **History**

Master Lock was founded in 2023 by Quinn Masters, a young locksmith who recently returned from an unnamed trade school. The store is located on the Lower Duck Pond Marina Pier, and produces locks for residents and businesses all over Lower Duck Pond. The address of the store is 1411 A Marina Ave LDP.

The founding of Master Lock was quite unique, as the property given to Quinn Masters was originally an abandoned storage area on the LDP Marina. Instead of asking for money, the LDP Bait, Tackle, and Boat repair only requested for Masters to mow the grass around the Marina area.

## **Trivia**

* Master Lock produces all of the locks in newly constructed homes within Lower Duck Pond.
* Master Lock not only produces locks and keys, but also other security products such as safes!
Frank William Grenoblé

### Aliases

Frank William Stefferson (Former name; changed when he became CEO of Blue.), Frank (Common Name)

### Occupation

CEO of Blue (Formerly Blue Holdings) and its subsidiaries.

## Physical description

### Weight

87kg (192lb)

**Frank William Grenoblé** (pronounced ɡʁənɔbl), commonly known as Frank, is the CEO of Blue. He was born in the city of Strasbourg in 1997, however moved to Lower Duck Pond at the age of three. He went to boarding school in Frankfurt, Germany, before ascending to the CEO spot at Blue.

## **Early life & Education**

Frank was born on the 28th May 1997 in the French town of Strasbourg. He, at a young age, developed a knack for invention. At age three, he moved from Strasbourg to Little Duck Pond.

During his childhood and adolescent years, Frank developed a knack for invention and innovation. Unfortunately, he also developed an addiction to the drug Ketamine. This would severely impact his day-to-day function, but he would still work to the best of his ability.

## **The Blue District Incident**

At the age of 14, Frank, along with a few friends, raided the office of an un-named business on the outskirts of the Blue District (articles vary; some say it was within the Blue District, whilst others say it was on the very edges/outside of the District). Frank was charged with vandalism and trespass.

## **Acquisition of Blue**

On the 11th of June, 2019, Frank's father, Ulysses, passed away after a long battle with Leukemia. This gave Frank the chance to take over the company upon his death. Blue is now wholly owned by Frank, with the notable exception of 4.2%, owned by The Lower Duck Pond Authority.
Joe "Other"

Mary Wind (older sister)

Lisa Wind (younger sister)

**Joseph Wind**, although most often referred to as **Joe "Other"** is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond. He currently resides in a cabin south of town connected to Forestry Road

## History

### Life before Lower Duck Pond

Joseph Wind was born in south Sweden on June 6 1997 to the Wind family consisting of mother Joanna Luthén (then 29), father Steven Wind (then 31) and older sister Mary Wind (then 3). Due to his father's job as a businessman, before the age of 3, the Wind family had moved seven times between Norway and Sweden. This eventful early upbringing caused Joseph to suffer from a substantial lack of friends all throughout his childhood all the way into his early teen years after the family had settled down in Gathaga when Joseph was 10. At the age of 13 he met Emma Parala as nothing more than a friend, something Joe was much accepting of as they would sometime hang out several days in a row at times during summer breaks.

During the spring of 2002, Lisa Wind was born, giving Joseph a younger sister who he and Mary was much supportive of during her childhood and early teen years.

At the age of 23, Mary Wind moved from Gathaga to Handsbruk with her boyfriend Peter Ärlo leaving only Joseph and Lisa alone with their parents. This sudden shift in daily life caused both Joseph and Lisa to become increasingly depressed , with Joseph hastily leaving Sweden altogether in May of 2017 to head for Vouse, Oregon, chasing his dreams of becoming a painter. Joseph, for a short while, became an established painter in Vouse, painting several murals, being a major part of an art exhibition in the local art gallery, and even being invited to the Oregon Arts Festival in August of 2017. Two days after the Oregon Arts Festival however, his mother died of a sudden and unexpected heart-attack, leaving Joseph in major depression after having significantly bettered after Mary and her boyfriend moved to Handsbruk. This depression caused Joseph to feel tired of the town of Vouse, moving in October of 2017 to Lower Duck Pond. As he stated in a local newspaper in Vouse shortly before moving, "*There is this creeping feeling I somehow had something to do with my mother's death. Like me being here, enjoying myself as a painter, caused that heart-attack. I do not wish to stay here, in fear of something else happening to someone.*"

### Lower Duck Pond

Shortly after moving to Lower Duck Pond, Joseph moved into the recently sold Peacebone Cabin connected to Forestry Road a few milometers into the forest. After having moved into his new home, he decided to legally change his first name to "Joe" as a symbol of him leaving behind his former life and the tragedy of his mother's death, although keeping his last name as a symbol of not forgetting about the past.
Aristotle Markov

**Aristotle Markov** is a 36 year old cook, astronomer and philosopher. He has two cats, called Awesome Music and The Meaning of Propositions. He also has a baby boy, whose name is Joao.

Aristotle owns a space-themed Italian restaurant named Olympus Mons. His posts consist of poetry, recipes, and general uplifting of others.

## Personal Life

Aristotle is married to a man named Tommy, who is a math teacher at Central High School. Their son, Joao, was carried by a surrogate mother of whom the identity is unknown. Aristotle and his husband are still very much in love, but their relationship is currently strained due to the difficulty of taking care of a newborn child.

## Life in Lower Duck Pond

On May 18th, 2020, Aristotle's son Joao was born. He was born via a surrogate mother. Taking care of a newborn son while simultaneously running a restaurant was very difficult for Aristotle and his husband Tommy, causing them to bicker a lot.

On June 29th, 2020, Aristotle had an accident while cooking and had to be rushed to the hospital with burns on his legs and eye damage.  While Aristotle was in the hospital, his husband Tommy briefly took over his account to reply to comments and answer questions.

## Trivia

* Aristotle is part of *Friends of João Goulart*, which is a João Goulart fanclub. He also met his husband Tommy here.

* Aristotle has an older cousin named Paul. Paul is a quite famous musician, and though Aristotle and Paul don't talk much, Aristotle seems to generally be proud of him.
* Aristotle also has a cousin called Jim, who is in a long-term mental health facility.

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First Baptist Church of Lower Duck Pond

Exterior of the church.

The **First Baptist Church of Lower Duck Pond** is a Baptist Church Serving the Lower Duck Pond area. As the name suggests, FBCLDP was the first Baptist church established in Lower Duck Pond.

## Services

FBCLDP holds worship services every Sunday, as well as Bible study classes. For the children of the congregation, the church possesses a Children's Ministry, which runs the church's Sunday School as well as its summertime Vacation Bible School. For teens, the church provides a youth group, C.I.A. (Christ Is Alive).

## Clergy

Children's Minister: Stacy Park

Youth Pastors: Matthew Reed and Tom Higglesworth
Anne Walton

Cactus Curator

## Early Life

**Anne Walton** was born to William Walton III and Elizabeth Lane Walton of Lower Duck Pond. William and Elizabeth were owners and operators of the "Natural and Unnatural Museum of Cacti".

In November of 1997, they gave birth to Anne Walton.

Anne grew up and attended K-12 in Lower Duck Pond.

At the age of 18 Anne moved to New Handlend where she attended the Mordon Ramsey School of Chefs and graduated with honors. During that time she also became got certified in personal training.

Unfortunately, Anne's parents William and Elizabeth passed away in a car accident when Anne was 18, leaving her the N&U Museum of Cacti in Lower Duck Pond as well as a healthy inheritance.

## Personal Life

Anne moved back to Lower Duck Pond at the age of 21 and turned the N&U Museum of Cacti into the Cactus Manor.

She currently grows and breeds various types of Cacti, and sells them around the world for a hefty profit. (she also creates various dishes with them, including her famous Whiskey Cactus Spikes).

Anne also offers personal training in her home gym and has even trained b-list celebrities!

## Investments

Anne has invested in a number of business opportunities, including:

* Guenivive's Baby Wigs - by Guenivie Hammerline
* Butterpops - By Raleigh Busto II, Junior

## Cactus Manor

Built in the 1970's, the Natural and Unnatural Museum of Cactus was a radical addition to Lower Duck Pond. It has since been turned into a Manor Home, featuring the 12 rooms, 15 bathrooms, a tennis court, a swimming pool and a home gym.

## Trivia

Anne Walton first appeared on the Have We Met Subreddit on December 28th, 2019

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Jennifer Wilson

Jennifer in the Lower Duck Pond park. Fall, 2018.

**Jennifer Wilson**is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond

## Early Life

Jennifer was born at St. Magdalene's Hospital on June 23rd, 1987. Her parents, John and Helen, used to own B&B Lodge Lakeview in the rural area just beyond the city limits of Lower Duck Pond. Their regular struggles to make ends meet resulted in a fierce woman, striving for financial independence.

## Southern Potato Salad

Jennifer's signature potato salad is the best in town. Since its appearance at the annual camp cookout in 2005, The Southern Potato Salad is known all around Lower Duck Pond. Now that more and more residents are switching to a vegan diet, Jennifer has decided to create a long anticipated vegan alternative to the popular dish. Why the potato salad is called 'southern' remains unclear.

## Personal Life

Jennifer Wilson is an unmarried bachelor. Rumors about her and Mark have spread after having been his plus one to several events. Jennifer, however, has denied these rumors from the start, stating that dating a colleague is highly unprofessional.
Lower Duck Pond Democratic Socialists of America

The Lower Duck Pond (LDP) chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) was established by local resident and park ranger Roy Jewel in early 2019.

Jewel had been a member of the Sacramento DSA while she worked in a defense plant in California and continued to be a member after becoming a park ranger for Yosemite National Park. After moving to LDP she noticed that there wasn't a DSA chapter within miles of town, so she decided to establish her own.

## Beliefs

The LDP chapter of the DSA shares much of the same ideology as the other chapters across the nation. The central tenets of socialist ideology are at the core of LDPDSA's values and it remains an anti-capitalist institution.

Given the laid back attitude of the elected officials in LDP, the DSA rarely has to take action on political issues, however, when it comes to violations of workers rights (especially at the hands of the many wealthy employers that operate in LDP) the DSA is quick to step in.

In lieu of political action, the DSA has become an organization for politically engaged citizens to come and discuss issues and leftist theory with one another during weekly meetings held in the LDP Community Center.

Along with a newsletter, the LDPDSA publishes "The Sentinel" a bi-weekly newspaper on club updates, events, and broader leftist news. They also publish "The Mallard", a satirical monthly magazine that lampoons the local government and community at large.

## Trivia

Despite not having an official anthem, Chairman Roy Jewel typically ends each meeting by leading members in a sing along of "Solidarity Forever."

## Leadership

**Chairman**: Roy Jewel

**Vice-Chair**: TBD

**Secretary**: TBD

**Treasurer**: TBD

**Community Engagement**: TBD

**Director of Chapter Engagement**: TBD

**Director of Communications**: TBD
Quarters Arms Condo Complex

A computer generated mockup of a completed Quarters Arms Condo Complex

**Quarters Arms Condo Complex** is an apartment complex in Lower Duck Pond. Quarter Arms is located at 200 Pond Quarters Way in the Pond Quarters district.

## History

The development was commissioned by Patrick Barber-Moore after reaching a certain level of sales with his car dealership. Ground broke on February 5, 2019, and the construction is slated to be completed by April 1, 2019.

## Development

The design of Quarters Arms was completed by RK Blouin et. Sons of Montreal, Quebec. Barber-Moore incorporated his own development and construction company, Ottohaus Developments, for the construction of the building using local laborers.

### Layout

The building will feature 10 units, each with two bedrooms and two bathrooms, a gourmet kitchen, living room, office/den, master en-suite, and storage space. On the main floor is a heated garage stall. Each unit will be initially priced at $650,000.

### Residents

The entire complex has been purchased by Janice Zoologist. It now houses her animals.
Goose Lake

Old Town Hall (in use 1910-2006) in 2014

3% Non-Hispanic White

2.5% Black

.4% Other

**Goose Lake** is a town that is located next to Lower Duck Pond. It is poorer than its neighbor, and the two towns have a fierce rivalry.

## History

### 1750-1970s: Early Beginnings

Goose Lake originated as a Presbyterian farming community in the 1700s. Its oldest building and business is the Blue Goose Tavern, founded in 1801. It was officially incorporated as a town on October 11, 1893. It remained mostly rural for most of its history, with the population being only 297 in 1970.

### 1970s: Peruvian Migration and Urbanization

The earliest record of a Peruvian arriving in the town is that of Marco Sanmarco, who arrived in December 1969. During the 1970s, thousands of Peruvians migrated to the town. Most farmers sold their land to developers and town transformed into an urban landscape in just a decade.

### 1980s-Present: Modern Era

Since the Peruvian migration, the town has remained poor. Due to the Great Recession, the town filed for bankruptcy in Fall 2010. Due to bad schools and a low standard of living, some residents have moved to Lower Duck Pond, which has caused outrage in the community.

## Education

The first school founded in the town was the Farm Institute, created in 1799. It was once one of the nation's top boarding schools, but hit financial troubles in the '70s and '80s. Although the campus was designated a National Historic Place, the school closed in 2011. The property was bought by Southcastle Private Academy in 2013, and it has moved its student and staff housing to the property.

In terms of public education, the town is not doing well. The district has been ranked as the worst school district by *USA Today* since 1993. It has 9 elementary schools, 3 middle schools, and 1 high school.

The town contains many Catholic schools, most notably Santa Maria Academy (for girls) and the Vatican School of America (for boys).
Carl Dupont

Carl is the cat of Elizabeth Dupont.

Carl was born around 2015 to two street cats. He had five siblings. Carl's mother was hit by a car about a month after his birth, leading to the starving kittens being found and taken to a pet shelter.

Carl had contacted an eye infection, and, while it was cured, it left him with scars around his eyes that many people found undesirable. All of Carl's siblings got adopted, but he stayed.

Carl was finally adopted at the age of 6 months by a middle-aged couple as a gift to their son, but after finding out that he was severely allergic to cats, Carl was returned. He waited six more moths before catching the eye of a very young girl because "he looks so sad:(". When Carl met Elizabeth, he immediately curled up in her arms, and they took him home.

Carl enjoys treats, playing fetch, and traveling around Elizabeth's neck like a scarf.
Lindsey Kelmarna

**Lindsey Mila Kelmarna** was born on March 3rd 2002. She was born and raised in Lower Duck Pond just like all of her family.

Lindsey lives with her mother in a middle upper class apartment near Central High School, wich she frequents. Her father is currently living in Portugal due to a job opportunity, he comes once a year to visit. She secretly longs to live with him but she knows her family would never accept her leaving Lower Duck Pond.

## Cheerleanding

Lindsey joined the Cheer Team during her freshman year. She never had any interest in cheerleading, she only joined the cheer team because at the time the team didn't actually do anything due to the lack of games, so by joining the cheer team she would get an excuse to ditch class and at the same time she wouldn't have to do anything.

There was just another girl in the cheer team, Nadine, that unlike Lindsey she actually had a true passion for cheer leading, and for a year the cheer team consisted of only the two of them and the cheer practice was them sitting in the bleachers and using their cellphones.

But now that the cheer team is active Lindsey has discovered that she actually loves cheerleading and appreciates so much the friends she made because of it.
Military Antiques and Other Bits and Bobs

**Military Antiques and Other Bits and Bobs** is a military antiques store run by Andrej Szymański. It is located on West Spigeler Street and is noted for its low prices on weapons of mass destruction (Not that we have any)

## Cat Crisis

During the Cat Crisis a large amount of "Antique" "non-working" bombs were "stolen" from the store. Szymański makes no further comment about the event.
New Old Mill Shopping Center Phase 1

New Old Mill Shopping Center Rendering

The New Old Mill Shopping Center Phase 1 development is the center of the New Old Mill district. It houses 10 business bays of 1400 sq ft each, and a central grocery store, Manic Organic Food Warehouse. It was developed from the original Old Mill.

**Development**

On Feburary 16, 2019, Rodney Hargrow announced he would sell the Old Mill. While numerous bids were considered, the winning bid of $2.2 Million was submitted by Patrick Barber-Moore, and the sale was complete. Over the next 14 days, Barber-Moore developed the New Old Mill Shopping Center Phase 1.

The center was opened to the public on March 5, 2019.

**Stores**

* Manic Organic Food Warehouse
* Frank's Gift Emporium (owner Frank Stockton)
* Glasshole (Glassware, owner Randall, not a vampire)

**Future Development**

Future development is in the planning stages. Phase 2 development and construction is underway, and will feature two condominium complexes with 20 units each.
Dave Angelsby

**David Richard Angelsby** (born February19th, 1992) is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond and currently working as a freelance security guard.

## Early Life

Dave was born on February 19th, 1992, to Simone and Wallace Angelsby at St. Magdalene's Hospital in Lower Duck Pond. It is currently unknown whether he is in contact with his parents, however he does not like to discuss his family life.

He was raised at the now closed Berkley Childrens Home and developed a keen interest in Botany.

boxing.

### Present Day

Dave is currently working as a security guard and regularly volunteers his services at local town events
Herbert Homely

**Herbert Homely** is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond. He lives out in the woods.

## Early Life

Nothing is known about Herbert's early life, and probably never will be, as Herbert himself has forgotten.

## Personality

Herbert is often portrayed as a conventional vagabond.

He ran a rat farm that Rupert Murnane used to harvest rat milk. Herbert's Rat Farm was eventually shut down after his selective breeding technique lead to the rats becoming too strong.

Every month or two, he will come down into the town and steal things, using his unusually large ladder to reach wherever he wants.

He has also been shown to run a roach petting zoo.
Hollie O'Boyle

Hollie O'Boyle is that stereotypical dumb popular trendy girl and is currently a cheerleader in the Central High School's cheer team, well, that's one of her two personalities, she supposedly suffers from sissociative identity disorder. The other one is a secret agent who works for FBI and is trying to solve the misteries of Lower Duck Pond. Who knows which one of her personalities is the real one.

## Mental hospital

In early 2019 she was sent to the Lower Duck Pond mental hospital after breaking in the mayor's house at night claiming to have orders from the government. She stayed there for several months until Ashley Wheeler helped her escape to join the cheer squad again.
Angel Blanchett

Angel Blanchett is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

Angel Blanchett's full name is Angelina Charlotte Brierman.

### **Early life**

Angelina was born in another town but her parents moved to Lower Duck Pond when she turned 10. She was the only child of Brad and Betty Brierman. Brad was a middle school teacher and Betty was a real estate agent.
From there, Agenlina completed middle schol and lef Lower Duck Pond before finishing high school. Due to some family conflicts, Angelina ended up dropping out of high school to move across the country.
Her parents unfornately passed away a month after she left. It was from a freak accident involving alligators, illegal drugs and golf carts. Angelina hired someone to sell her parents' house and picked out objects that were sentimental to her. Everything else, like clothes and furniture, were donated to hte Lower Duck Pond's thrift stores.

### **Adult life**

Angelina originally left Lower Duck Pond to pursue a career as a professional gardener but was discovered by a modeling angecy when she won first place at a gardening competition. She changed her name to Angel Blanchett and has appeared on a number of magazines, ads and even commercials.
Angel's first acting gig took off when she was recruited for the role of Rochelle Maroon on a TV show called Friendlies. She was 24. She started off as a romantic interest and a guest star. Angel became a full time co-star by Season Three of the Friendlies. Since then, Angel has become a household name and quickly rose to fame.
Angel is expected to appear in four movies by the end of this year - all as the supporting actress.

## **Personal Life**

Angel keeps her life very private on social media. She was known to have some international flings while she was modeling but have stayed off the grid for a couple of years. She has supposedly bought a large house in Lower Duck Pond and has been seen there multiple times. It has been speculated for years that she has a secret partner but no one has been able to confirm that theory.

## **Appearance**

Angel is 5'6". She has dark curly hair with carolina blue eyes. She typically wears a size Small for tops and medium for bottoms, overall a dress size of 6, which is still considered plus size in the modeling industry.
Most days, Angel prefers to wear her hair in a messy bun, and stays away from make up. Her most common outfit she has been seen in consists of leggings, sneakers and a hoodie.

## **Hobbies**

Angel is well known for her love of gardening, animals, as well as baking. Her favorite foods include sushi, steak and ratatouille. She loves to run, swim and play soccer.

## **Awards**

Angel was nominated for the BTVS Award (Lead Female) twice. She has yet to win an award.

- edited by Just-call-me-angel (10/03/2020)
Hall of Heroes Comics and Cards

Hall of Heroes Comics and More is LDP's newest and favorite destination for all the latest comic books, collectible card games, and other collectible memorabilia. Located at the corner of Main Street and Royal Street in Lower Duck Pond, it is owned and operated by Nathan Perry.

The shop and its owner Nathan were the subject of much controversy in July 2021 during LDP's annual Neighborhood Beautification Contest. Nathan's front window display, a Lego diorama of the battle between the Avengers and Loki and his Chitauri army, swept the awards, winning Best Display of Non-Flowers and Shrubs, Most Unique Display, and Overall Best Display.

The judges were extremely divided on this, with some believing that JustJohn's display should have been the rightful winner of the Overall Best Display award. In the end, the ensuing controversy caused the judging panel to implode, and award Overall Best Display to Hall of Heroes and Nathan. A painting of this display, by renowned local artist Gordy Flavin, hangs prominently on the east wall of the shop next to the cash register.

In the summer of 2021, Nathan expanded the shop to the second floor of the building, converting the apartment above it into a gaming space for tabletop games and CCGs, and a snack bar with a selection of Japanese snack foods and drinks. As a result of this, he made the decision to change the name from "Hall of Heroes Comics and Cards" into the more accurate "Comics and More".

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Joseph Robert

**Joseph Robert** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## Relationships

### Friends

Joe is lonely. He has a wife and he is encouraged by his wife to hang out with people, but he's never found a good time to hang out with anybody.

## Biography

Joseph lives in a single floor home on Eagle Drive with his wife, Michelle Robert. He has been married for a year and is planning on having children with Michelle.

Joseph's favorite activities are building interesting vehicles, such as a glue tank he used to cover a house that he thought was Krystal's (it wasn't), and sitting in Lower Duck Pond Park on his favorite bench the one located at the large oak tree near the back of the park, brainstorming new vehicles ideas or getting away from Michelle, who complains that Joe spends too much time in the garage or that he never repairs important things in the house like the cabinets.

## Vehicles projects

The following is a list of vehicles Joe has built or tuned:

**Glue Tank:**

The Glue Tanks are a fleet of black, futuristic, glue-squirting vehicles intended to cover Krystal's house in glue after she covered everyone's homes in glitter. Krystal lives in a condo, not a house. A random house with a woman that looks like Krystal got covered in glue instead.

He gave a tank to each person who wanted to participate in attempting to cover Krystal's house in glue and allowed everyone to keep theirs.

Joe now uses his glue tank to seal up anything when he has to fix the house and keeps 12 leftover Glue Tanks parked on the side of Eagle Drive. He plans on selling some of them in the future.

**Double-Decker Mini Cooper:**

Joseph bought a red 1965 Mini Cooper and added another floor to it. To get inside the top floor, a pull-down in the back has to be climbed and a hatch to get in has to be opened. Inside are windows with curtains, a cooler, and a miniature television.

**Al's Tank:**

Al's Tank is a a tank built specifically for Joe's alligator, Al. It was made from a bulldozer gifted by Brickwood & Gravelstone Construction and an autocannon gifted by Diebitch German Tactical Machinery with some modifications, such as Alligator Green Camo Matte paint and swiveling for ease of shooting.
Leonard Nickle

Leonard "Leo No-Hope" Geoffrey Michelangelo Samson Nickle is a resident of Lower Duck Pond. He was born on the 8th of September, and moved to Lower Duck Pond with his parents the day after he turned seven. His parents claim the move was a "belated birthday present" and a "fresh start" - but Leonard reckons it was to escape those two men who kept photographing his parents at work.
Paradise Mall

The Mall when it was being closed.

Paradise Mall is an abandoned Strip Mall that's located on Duck Pond Parkway. It was built with the intention of bringing tourism to Lower Duck Pond, but closed down due to lack of visitors. Most of the mall has an 80s aesthetic, with carpets in funky colors. There was also an arcade.

   Paradise Mall, together with Pradis, was supposed to launch a franchise of Paradise Brand locations within Lower Duck Pond. Sadly, with the Duck Pond Parkway Project failing, it never happened, and now only the Mall and Pradis remain, as monuments to past optimism.
Morgan Milkins

Benjamin Milkins (m. 2019)

Maria, Mob Widow (best friend)

## Early Life

Morgan Milkins has been a resident of Lower Duck Pond since birth. She attended LDP community college where she met her first husband, Paul. After Paul left her for his secretary, Morgan found peace in Gary Milkins whom she married shortly after, and had a child named Freddie.

Gary and Morgan made their millionaire status by selling Emma's ex-husbands items. Gary and Emma had an affair and left Morgan Milkins shattered.

Gary later killed himself, and Morgan fell in love with his twin brother, Benjamin Milkins. Morgan and Benjamin are currently married.

## Personality

Morgan Milkins is a down-to-earth philanthropist. Ready to help anyone in need (except Emma).

She is the chairman of The Real Housewives of Lower Duck Pond and takes her position very seriously.

She spends most of her days hanging around with Maria and drinking wine.

## Trivia

Morgan Milkins was created by u/Discolemonade119 on December 1st, 2018.
Nora Fineberg

2018 mugshot

## Biographical information

### Relationships

Dated Dale Stevens for a little.Went out with Xavi Ballis before they decided to just be friends.

## Physical description

### Early Life

Nora has been a resident of lower LDP since birth. She went to Central High School, and is today, a part time student at LDP Community college, where she takes 37 electives, including courses on espionage, organized crime, and accounting.

Armed with little more than an iphone and a desire to see good things happen in the world, Nora is a champion of the oppressed, in her own family, and in the larger community. She's been involved with a number of protests, including several on city hall. She's also tp'd the police station in efforts to protest... something.

This, understandably has led to several run ins with the man, including a notable arrest in 2018 for filming a traffic stop with her phone. The incident did garner some national attention when the video was leaked online, ultimately resulting in a change in local police policy.

#### Professional Life

Nora's a semi-professional Uber driver. She's driven pretty much everyone everywhere in town, and knows all the side streets and ways to get places that the GPS just can't match. She's been struggling with adulthood, fully aware that she'll have to pick a career soon, before she's totally hopeless at 27. She's unsure of what she wants to do with her life, but she's exploring some creative options.

#### Fun facts

* Nora has seen like every MCU movie ever made. Including a few that are really old.
* She's a prolific pet mom. Owning 2 cats, 2 ferrets, an owl, and dog named Ugly.
* She's into music from the 80's. Especially synth pop and anything by artists with one name like Prince or David Bowie.
Frank Stockton

Frank Stockton is a business man and ex campaign manager for the Tom James electoral campaign before being fired due to accusations of voter fraud. He owns and operates Frank's Gift Emporium in the New Old Mill

Born March 10th, 1978

Frank has been an entrepreneur all his life, though his ambition routinely outpaces his luck leading to a long list of failed attempts at creating small businesses, recently he has had a small shred of success with Frank's Gift Emporium, the venture has not been an overnight success but its getting very close to breaking even, even if Frank had to sell his house and move into the back room of his shop in the New Old Mill.

Frank is friendly, though fairly private about his personal life, and while many people know him, he has few to no close friends. He was divorced at the age of 32 when his wife couldn't handle the financial instability of being married to Frank.