Timeslash

**Brief** | Complete breakdown of physics, and by extension, logic

*"By all means, comrade colonel, this is far too ridiculous. Moreso than China's Jade."*

*"Believe me, comrade doctor, I have seen it. This is as real as it can get."*

- Unnamed Comintern Scientist and Commander

## Recovered Notes on “the Timeslash” Anomaly Experimentation

>>CLASSIFIED<<

*For your eyes only.*

*The following notes was recovered from the ruins of a destroyed Swiss lab just outside Geneva by a German expedition team. The person who wrote the notes has been identified as Dr. Alexa Kovacs, who was working in the laboratory as a research scientist prior to its destruction. This incident happened shortly after her team finished ‘Phase One’, securing the Timeslash.*

(23,11,69; 20:30)
*We’ve been studying this anomaly in our laboratory here in the outskirts of Geneva. So far, little has been known about this anomaly, the Timeslash, besides the fact it distorts space and time around it, much like a black hole. This anomaly showed up earlier in the year, and we’re still trying to find out more about this anomaly; what it is, what caused it, and what it’s effects are.*

(23,11,69; 20:40)
*Phase One; which is securing the anomaly’s existence in the physical world, was accomplished last week, and now it is time to enter Phase Two; that is opening the anomaly. Commencing Phase Two in three... two... one...*

(23,11,69; 21:30)
*Now with the Timeslash secured and opened, it is time for us to learn about the nature of this anomaly. Let’s see what is this anomaly comes from and what it can do.*

(23,11,69; 23:50)
*Oh God, no. No, no, no, no. It can’t be happening. The securing methods failed. The anomaly is too unstable... and the laboratory is crashing down on us... Send he-*

*No evidence are available that showed what happened next, but the 7 mile deep sea in where Switzerland once stood and the utter breakdown of physics in this world has became enough a testimony to what had happened right after.*

The **Timeslash** is a bizarre scientific anomaly; a literal rip in time and space, although it may also take form as an invisible force, like auras and whatnot, that surrounds Mania; the corruption brought by the anomaly, and as liquid residue, mostly found in the Alpines (though there are residues all over the universe). It has merged 12,000 years of not only human history, but the whole universe as well, causing massive catastrophes all across that universe; Ragnarök, Armageddon, Maitreya, you name it. The universe is in the state of complete anarchy, until the ‘Tyrannies’ came around.

Besides merging 12,000 years, it can also be used as weapons of war. Bullets and bombshells infused with Timeslash residue has the capability to ignore the laws of the universe set by that universe, causing more destruction than they should have. Adding to the list of the anomaly’s lethality; the Timeslash may accelerate, slow down, or even completely stop the flow of time, can corrupt worlds it bridged, and can rewrite the laws of the universe on certain beings (it can turn elephants into ice cream). Other uses include instant transportation, surveillance, bridging universes, locking down universes from all other people who can’t afford a Master Chronosphere (the strongest Chronosphere to date in the Bluesverse), animation and reanimation, as well as allowing absurdity, like magical powers (not really magic, since it’s still science), to exist.

There are absolutely no way to fix the Timeslash’s corruption and destruction. You can only hope that the users of the Timeslash wouldn’t come to your universe and slowly transformed your universe into Hell as they enter. If they did enter, pray to whichever deity of your choosing to save you from the eternal suffering and the eternal power that is to come. It’s fits the very definition of Blessed with Suck.

The Timeslash is more than you probably give it credit for, at max power, entire histories; future, past, current, can be all merged into one. At max power, it can erase entire universes (and all the timelines of that universe). At max power... I’m not going to go further. You get what I’m saying, right? It’s basically the ultimate doomsday stuff (not a device. You people mistake it for a device too many times.), the common sense overwriter, the anti-bs, the anti-anti-bs, and so on. There’s nothing you can do about it, honestly, period.

## Behind the Scenes

* The Timeslash was inspired by (and pretty much ripped off from) the Tyranny of Apathy’s own Timeslash by Quantum Group.
* The Timeslash is not a sentient being. It’s just a scientific anomaly that is used as a tool for defense, offense, coup d’etat, world conquest, universal termination, deicide and whatnot.