Random Adventures/Sector 1C

## ***SECTOR 1C***

Okay, **Starch-Lord**. Do what I say and we'll get through this together.Got it. You know? I'm bored. Let's get **Heartichoke** over here. Wait, where is **Heartichoke**?ADGIHOGSHIGSOIHGSFIOGHDFGOIHFDHL**Savage Spinach**, calm down! I will calm you with the power of LOVE!Or we could inflate the heroes into enormous size!
### ***Wave 2wenty-6ix**: Derpy Dorpeners*

*GOTTA BE QUICK! GET IN THE MIX FOR **2WENTY-6IX**!*x4FIGHTER ONE: **Spahk** (i really need to upgrade my characters in full turbo blast now)FIGHTER TWO: **Cookie**FIGHTER THREE: **BDD****Spahk'**s turn!Get ready to be *CHORKED*, you idiots. (*chorks* **Dorpener #1**)(-40/10)**Cookie'**s turn!(uses *Nocturnal Admissions*)
### ***Wave 2wenty-7even**: Here Be Dragons*

*Three times three times three is **2wenty-7even**!*(hiding)dernt buh shay(thinks that he's being stalked by **Cuatro**, so......he summoned **Greenie**)WE GUNNA NIID SUUM DEATH FUEL!!!**DUHSTORT**! (fighter one)Did someone call for a **Kitty**? (fighter two)I'm also here! (fighter three)**Duhstort'**s turn!(*gear grindin’*)(40/50)**Kitty'**s turn!(*bounces* on **Greenie**)(30/50)**Blitzy'**s turn!Okay, what can I do here?I know! (*scratches* **Greenie**)(-20/50)(runs off to ***Wave 3hirty-1ne***)Who was that guy!?I don't know, but he looks vaguely familiar...
### ***Wave 2wenty-8ight**: Super Balloony was Here*

*OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CHECKMATE! LITERATE! MICTURATE! **2WENTY-8IGHT**!*Well, you deflated **Birdie**, did you? I'm gonna destroy you all with these!(**Super Balloony** inflates a **G.I.F**......and a **Mylarcat**)WHAT THE HECK WE CAN'T KILL THOSE! THOSE ARE MY COUSINS!FIGHTER ONE: **Holiver the Talking Hourglass**FIGHTER TWO: **Duhstort**FIGHTER THREE: **Mr Freezy**Since I go first... (uses *Time Bomb* on the **G.I.F.**)**Duhstort**’s turn!(*gear grinder*)**Mr Freezy**’s turn!(uses *Hailstorm*)(three times)(all the cotent inside was destroyed by *mylar explosions*)(everyone took **30** damage) (30/60)(0/30)(15/45)**Holiver** is revived instantly!
### ***Cutscene 8ight**: Aquí Hay Dragones*

I’ve heard that a little imp in a dragon suit is summoning his dragons to stop the heroes.We can just *hypnotize* him, eh? Because that's what I'm doing to **Mirahaze** for revenge of calling **PvZ Heroes** “Explosively Stupid”....minus this part.So, **Starch-Lord**, if we do it according to plan... (summons **Dragon Tamer**)Wha- where am I?*Meanwhile, in **Dragon Tamer**’s backpack...*Where’s **Greenie**?I don’t know, **Embra**!SURPRISE!!! Hehe!Please stop that, **Pouncer**. It’s not even funny anymore.Yeah, I totally ag-(gets punctured by **Pouncer**’s *spike strips*)...sorry.Great. You murdered **Cloudy**.What do you mean? I’m still here!Oh right. Respawning. But where’s **Greenie**?He died outside **DT**’s backpack, so he couldn’t respawn.Oh, okay then.*Back with **Cuatro** and **Starch-Lord**...*I’ve heard from inside your backpack that **Greenie** died. Don’t worry, I got this. (summons **Greenie** and puts it back into **DT**’s backpack) THERE.Yay, I’m back!Wait, you’re saying that you want me to summon **Cloudy**, **Pouncer**, **Embra**, and all the other dragons I have?Yup.Well, if you insist... (summons every single dragon he has)Okay guys, let’s not mess this u- **CUATRO**!?(*hypnotizes* all of **DT**’s dragons AND **DT** himself)Must... obey... **Cuatro**...WOW, NOW I'M THINKING OF DROPPING IN PLANTS! BESIDES, THIS SECTOR IS (grabs hammer and throws it at the screen) CALLED *THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT*, NOT “THE BLOONHOUSE EFFECT”!(fixes the screen) We usually send out Green characters here!Well? Dump the **Great Zucchini**, **Muscle Sprout**, and other hard hitters we got! Like **Onion Rings**, **Dark Matter Dragonfruit**, and any... freezing plant.IT'S TIME TO *SPLIT THE R00M*, KIDSWhat was that?
### ***Wave 2wenty-9ine**: Green is Not a Creative Color*

***2wenty-9ine**! It's **2wenty-9ine**!*Four of these......and four of these.FIGHTER ONE: **Pyreo**FIGHTER TWO: **Duhstort**FIGHTER THREE: **Pay Per Fore**(burns down everything)(x4)(x4)
### ***Wave 30irty**: Maximum Power*

*IT'S **WAVE** NUMBER **30IRTY**!*FIGHTER ONE: **Blitzy****DUHSTORT** IS BACK FOR FIGHTER TWO!FIGHTER THREE: **Cookie**Okay, so I go first. (*zaps* the **Spiky**)(20/62)**Duhstort'**s turn!ttooTOUOUAUOOUOUO (*gear grindin* time)(0/62)**Cookie**’s turn!(*nocturnal admissions*)(15/60)(55/95)This is getting fun.**Voltabolt** sacrified **11** **HP** for an *ulticharge*! (44/95)**Zapper** used *zap* on **Duhstort**!(-31/65)(*exploded* on **Voltabolt**)Let’s just say that both **Duhstort** and the **Voltabolt** are dead. (-51/95)Okay, **Duhstort** is dead. I have to get rid of that **Zapper**! Lightning attacks won’t work, so...(*scratches* the **Zapper**)(-45/60)By the way, **Duhstort** is *recovered*.
### ***Cutscene 9ine**: Woah Allí, Amigo, Puede que Necesites ir más Despacio!*

*Azul, rojo, verde, verde no es un color creativo!***Cloudy**, I have to-(accidentally steps on a *spike strip*)Come on, **Pouncer**. STOP LAYING OUT *SPIKE STRIPS*! IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!Oh really?When’s the next cutscene without a spanish name?***Cutscene 10n***.Where's the fourth wall break?*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the fortieth wall back together again.*There it is.*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the eleventh fourth wall back together again.*Announcement: **TSRITW**, I can’t tolerate your constant bugging.Either we can continue this comic, or we can cancel it. I prefer the former option. We need more people.Bk... with a new announcement that if somebody bugs me I will be one step closer to LEAVING.Okay then.Find some *Angry Birds Transformers Gadgets*. We're going to need those... to deploy these weird odd sensations to the battlefield.
### ***Wave 3hirty-1ne**: Here Be Dragons II*

*IT'S TIME FOR **3HIRTY-1NE**!!!*(summons **Pouncer** and **Embra**)We're gonna beat the heck out of those guys!YEAH!!!!FIGHTER ONE: **Foxy**FIGHTER TWO: **Cookie**FIGHTER THREE: ~~...**Foxy**~~ **Duhstort****Foxy'**s turn!(uses *Scratchy* on **Pouncer**)AAAAGGGGGHHHH THIS IS WORSE THAN MY *SPIKE STRIPS* (20/50)**Cookie'**s turn!(uses *Paul Rudd Rant* on **Embra**)(40/50)**Duhstort'**s turn!da *uirhurn* iz da buzzt wiipon (Volume btw), bawt litz *grahnd GEARS* (IRON!)Now I know how getting punctured by my own *spike strips* feels like... (-50/50)FOR **POUNCER**!!!!! (uses *Explosive Results* on **Cookie**)AAAGGGGHHH!!! (25/45)(15/45)(45/65)**Foxy'**s turn!(uses *Scratchy* on **Embra**)WHY? JUST... WHY!?? (0/50)
### ***Wave 3hirty-2wo**: Blast to the Past*

***3HIRTY-2WO**-WO, **3HIRTY-2WO**-WO!!!*FIGHTER ONE: **Blitzy**FIGHTER TWO: **Foxy**FIGHTER THREE: you-know-whofive of thesefive of thesefive of theseI go first, right? (*zaps* a **Peashooter**)(-18/32) (four remaining)I’M NEXT! (uses *Terrifyingly Deafening Scream* on a **Sunflower**)(-6/14) (four remaining)**Duhstort**’s turn!**bwitz** haz uh cruzhh awn **moxie**!!! (*bursting burp*)WHA- NO I DON’T! Well, I guess I do...(-20/80) (four remaining)(-68/32) (three remaining)(-86/14) (three remaining)(Okay, **Peashooters**. What are you going to use?)(on each fighter)(35/65)(5/35)(dodged)(they all use *Sun Beam* on **Blitzy** but only one hit)(5/40)(they use *Defend* on each other)Can’t risk “dying”! (uses *Healing Luck* on everyone) (35/45)(35/35)(65/65)(uses *SUPER SCREECH*)OOOOOWWWWWWWW!! You know that affects EVERYONE, right? (10/45)(40/65)(all dead)(all dead)(all dead)
### ***Cutscene 10n**: Move Over, Pyjama Mama Llamas*

Hey, **Starch-Lord**. Do you think the **PJ Masks** are stupid?No, but **Louie the ~~Leaky~~** is stupid.Yeah.I mean, if I rubberize him, he’d deflate almost immediately!AAAAAGGAAGGAGGGAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!AAAGAGAGGAGAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!What... were those...New enemies I might add: **Pairs of Pears**!That is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard of.(gets popped)What the heck happened just there!?!?!?Oh, it just happens sometimes when someone inflates too much.Wait... can I add THIS to the mix? (holds up **Mr. Popsicle**)Why not submit your idea in the idea box?*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the twelfth fourth wall back together again.*YOU KNOW WHAT!!! I'm gonna prepare a new project called the '**LUNA-R Moon**. How am I gonna do this? I'M GONNA USE A CLONE MACHINE AND MAKE EVIL CLONES OUT OF- well, whatever. THEN I'M GONNA STORE THEM IN A BIG MOON TO ASSAULT THE GOOD GUYS WITH! After our main boss dies, that is... of this... ahem... war.That sounds like a great idea!
### ***Wave 3hirty-3hree**: Here Be Dragons III*

***3hirty-3hree**, **3hirty-3hree**, **3hirty-3hree**, **3hirty-3hree**, **3hirty-3hree**, **3hirty-3hree**, **3hirty-3hree**, **3hirty-3hree**, **3hirty-3hree**, **3hirty-3hree**!*READY!?My **Loonasaurs** and I are BORN ready!FIGHTER ONE: **Elastimonkey**FIGHTER TWO: **Duhstort**FIGHTER THR-Do I have to be chosen AGAIN? Those guys look so gro-(barfs)I'll just pull my cord...(*inflates himself*)AGH! (75/80)(75/80)(5/20)**Duhstort**! Your turn!2mawchbeloonz... gersh (*gear grinds*)AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOO (35/80)(stops barfing) It's my turn, right?I've been travelling a lot, and I got......THESE *BALLS OF GAS*!(35/80)(uses *Last Breath*) (15/80)AH (5/25)(45/65)(30/50)(uses *Void*)(-35/25)(5/65)(dodges)(they use *Inflate* on each other) (10/20)Since **Elastimonkey'**s dead, it's **Duhstort'**s turn!**TRUGIIDRERD!!!!** (uses *VENGEANCE*)(-35/80)MY TURN!(uses *No Hoppy Endings*) (loses **10** HP in the process) (20/50)(-5/80)(they use *Inflate* on each other) (15/20)It's over, man. We're doomed!Any healing moves, **Duhstort**?*nawt til ah secrifahc mahself!!!**(unless he's the only fighter he uses mega sacrifice boom on the enemies)*Bad choice, **Duhstort**! Since all of the **Loonasaurs** are dead, they did **20** damage to everything!(-15/65)(*dodges* ONE of the blasts) (5/50)Can I get out of this costume now?Yes.
### ***Wave 3hirty-4our**: Someone's Probably Into This*

*Someone's probably into this, someone's probably into this, someone's probably into this, good ol' **Wave 3hirty-4our**!*I think I've got enough fighting for now.FIGHTER ONE: **7ames**FIGHTER TWO: **5ivefinger**FIGHTER THREE: **Duhstort**Okay, here's the deal: all the **Loonasaurs** will deal instant **50** damage in the face if they all explode at once. Be careful if you plan to destroy them though... they have **65** maximum HP and start with **33**.(uses *Decashot* on a **Loonasaur**)(it dies) (-37/65)(takes **5** damage) (45/50) You see what I mean?(25/30)(65/70)(*quintashoots* another **Loonasaur**)(-3/65)(40/50) Okay, popping them is a bad idea.(20/30)(60/70)erkah i lurnd frahm pizzt miztakes. (uses *mega barrier*)(one gets *inflated* by the other seven) (22/65)(57/65)(then uses one on itself) (62/65)(uses *Seventh Heaven* and heals himself) (50/50)(shoots a **Loonasaur**)(-28/65) (fortunately the *barrier* absorbed the *blasts*)patwoieOne **Loonasaur** *inflated* the one with **62** HP!(it does a *Bursting Boom*)(the other five use *Inflation* on themselves) (17/65)I have to... (uses *Bullet Storm* on the **Loonasaurs**)(they all die)
### ***Wave 3hirty-5ive**: All Around Me Are Familiar Faces*

*This is **3hirty-5ive**, this is **3hirty-5ive**!*We're going to kill you.You cannot use your strongest fighter, so you can't use **Duhstort** or **Blitzy**.(freaks out so much he dies)That's g-(barfs)FIGHTER ONE: **Chip**FIGHTER TWO: **Pyreo**FIGHTER THREE: **Health Diamond**, actually, **Mr. Yokai'**s **Health Diamond**(*freezes* **Eco-Freak**)(35/40) (doesn't *freeze* because he is **Eco-Freak**)(*burns* **Eco-Freak**)(is covered in ash) (15/40)(does a *stone sprint* on **Eco-Freak**)(uses *Sportaflop* on **Mr. Yokai'**s **Health Diamond**)(took **40** damage) (25/65)(*laser cuts* **Health Diamond**)
### ***Wave 3hirty-6ix**: Six-Die Yahtzee*

***3hirty-6ix**, **3hirty-6ix**, **3hirty-6ix**!*SIX.**Rectangl'r'**s **RoboSix**!I'll do it.FIGHTER THREE: **Health Diamond**, againBACKUP FIGHTER: **Battery**Wait! I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm **Battery**, the leader of **EDOSE**. We came to help you on your journey, but I'm single at the current moment. The other two will do the next waves.I use *Zippy Zap*!**RoboSixes A**, **C**, and **E** took **33** damage! (363/396)Next, I'm gonna use......THIS *BALL OF GAS*!**RoboSix F** died! (-4/396)All the other **RoboSixes** lost **66** HP! (**A**, **C**, **E**: 297/330) (**B**, **D**: 330/330)(does a *basketbounce*)All **RoboSixes** lost **4** HP! (**A**, **C**, **E**: 293/330) (**B**, **D**: 326/330)**RoboSix A** uses *Break Dance* and hit......**RoboSix B**... (315/330)...**Health Diamond**... (54/65)...himself... (282/330)...**Blitzy**... (but he dodged) (55/55)...**Rectangl'r'**s **RoboSix**... (55/66)...and **RoboSix C**. (282/330)All the other **RoboSixes** use *Zippy Zap* on **Blitzy**......which he only got hit by two, but he's immune to Lightning attacks. (55/55)The attack also hit **Rectangl'r'**s **RoboSix** (which he dodged four)... (22/66)...and **Health Diamond** (which she dodged three). (10/65)(uses *Zippy Zap*)**RoboSixes A**, **B**, and **C** took **33** damage! (**A**, **C**: 249/330) (**B**: 282/330) (**D**: 326/330) (**E**: 293/330)Okay, **A** and **C** have the least health, so...(*runs over* **RoboSixes A** and **C**)**RoboSixes A** and **C** took **250** damage! (**A**, **C**: -1/330)(**B**: 150/198) (**D**: 194/198) (**E**: 161/198)Did I mention that this comic is more mathematical than many other FACs? I even had to use A CALCULATOR to calculate the remaining HP of the **RoboSixes**.*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the thirteenth fourth wall back together again.*(throws a *transfusion gem* at **Robosix D**)(**RoboSix D** took **15** damage) (179/198)(heals for **7**) (17/65)Did everyone just ignore my turn? (uses *Bolt Tackle* on **RoboSix**)However, **Battery'**s move was denied because he is just a backup fighter and can only be used if one of the three main fighters was defeated.**RoboSix B** uses *Break Dance*.It hit these targets in this order: **HD**, **RRS**, **RSB**, **RSD**, **Blitzy**, **RSD**(6/65)(0/66)(**Battery** replaces **RRS**)(**B**: 139/198) (**D**: 157/198)(44/55)**RoboSixes D** and **E** uses *Zippy Zap*.(8/30)(immune) (44/55)(-27/65)Okay, **Battery**. Now it's TRULY your turn!Took way too long, but okay. (uses *Bolt Tackle* on **RoboSix B**)(**B**: -11/198)(**D**: 91/132) (**E**: 95/132)(thinking) "Okay, **Blitzy**. You can't mess this up, or else we're probably dead.(*zaps* the **RoboSixes**)(**D**: -9/132) (**E**: -5/132)
### ***Cutscene 11even**: Interdimensional Travellers in Distress*

All right. This... might be a problem.Why so?Because I'm STUCK IN THIS DIMENSION! Also, what are you doing here? You're not in the **Jokemension**!Oh, someone made a portal to the dimension. And I was curious to find out what's here.That would be my older self. If you knew what happened before, you'd have more knowledge about the other dimension.Am I sensing some... well, unfairness? I mean, your strongest fighter is overly OP and is capable of doing 100+ damage. Meanwhile, my fighters other than Duhstort are likely to die.WHATEVER, TIME TO MOVE ON! AND DON'T YOU LINK THIS~~, ELSE YOU WILL REGRET THIS~~.Sorry, **REKT-angler**! You're trapped in your world now!Anyways... it took me a matter of minutes to make the **Luna-r Moon**. BEHOLD! SOMETHING WHICH SUMMONS EVIL CLONES OF ANYONE NAMED- ARRRGH, YOU KNOW, LUNA-R? THERE'S A DASH FOR A REASON! Or line.Ooh. Better do some research now....dude, it's a pun of the name "Luna" and the word lunar.Okay, let's see what it can summon! **Luna** from *Peggle 2* has been recruited, so we can't have her. But we CAN have......ROCK AND ROLL, DUDE!I defeated the banana-like **Powerpuff Girls** knockoffs... for THIS?What, you're a cool villain! And **Romeo** too.Are you talking about me?No.I'm here as well!I also make an appearance!All right, who invited that pony?I mean, her name used to be **Nightmare Moon**.Is that like the opposite of **Dream Island**?Can I quit?No.BOSS, CAN I WIELD THIS AWESOME WEAPON AROUND?!Dude, that's what I was planning for you to do.WHAT ABOUT **LUNA** & **ARTEMIS** FROM SAILOR MOON?!How did YOU get back?I GOT TRANSPORTED BY THE **BROODALS**! LOLOLOLOLOL!HEY, I'M **MOCKING EGGMAN**! No, not **Mr. Yokai**.When did THIS come up?Oh yeah, I can just scan **Luna** from *Peggle 2* to make an evil clone out of her...**Starch-Lord**: ...find out **Louie Choco'**s gender......and recruit this dude.Hi, I'm **yztilB** and I feel unlucky.
### ***Wave 3hirty-7even**: Seems Familiar, Eh?*

*It ain't even, it's **3hirty-7even**!*I have the lowest level, so I'm going for it.I need to level up, too.HEY GUYS! **MEESTER PAHP** FOR LAST!I'm going first and I use *SHRINK RAY*!**HP** cut in half! (7/7)(uses *Screechy*)(4/7) (*stunned* for a turn)(*water gusher*)What do I have to say? *No Kill Like Overkill.*(-396/7)Now THAT'S gonna leave a mark!...uh... how did I suddenly kill them with too much fluid?Hard gush, possibly?
### ***Wave 3hirty-8ight**: Well, It Ain't Easy Now!*

*This is **Wave 3hirty-8ight**!*AWW YEAH I'M BACK BABYBeep.FIGHTER ONE: **Geoff**FIGHTER TWO: **Plastic Fork**FIGHTER THREE: **Meester Pahp**BACKUP FIGHTER: **Blitzy**I’m gonna use *Big Wave*!RUST ALERT RUST ALERT RUST ALERT RUST ALERT RUST ALERT RUST ALERT (33/66)(8/16)(8/16)(8/16)(8/16)It’s your turn, **Plastic Fork**!**Plastic Fork** used *Stitch*!ALL RIGHT! (uses a *water gush*)
### ***Wave 3hirty-9ine**: Here Be Dragons IV*

*It’s **Wave 3hirty-9ine**-ine.*We’re gonna kill you!YEAH!!!Oh looky, what do we have here?**Cookie**: It looks like a schedule.OKAY, THEN, I’M GONNA BATTLE!FIGHTER ONE: **Cookie Masterson**FIGHTER TWO: **Meester Pahp** (SO LONG AS I USE **MEESTER PAHP**, I CAN KILL ABOUT ANYTHING!)FIGHTER THREE: **BDD** (he desperately needs EXP)BACKUP FIGHTER: **Kitty**Time to crack my *Fortune Cookie*!“CROUCHING ~~TIGER~~ **COURTNEY**, HIDDEN ~~DRAGON~~ **OWEN**” Hmm. That’s weird.(suddenly **Harold** appears and *beats up* **Redd**)(75/100)May I join you guys onto your exciting adventure?Sure thing, man!That was... awkward. Anyway, it’s your turn, **Meester Pahp**!(*water gush*, uh-gain)(65/100)(95/100) Dude, that’s WEEEEEEEAK.(uses *Really Bad Rodeodeodeo* on **Redd**)AGH! THE BOUNCING! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! (25/100)Taste my *Firelectricity Strike*!OW! (25/45)(75/75)(15/30)I’m going to use *Boing-Boing Bet You Didn't See That Coming!*!STOP IT! (5/45)(60/75)(dead)I’M TAKING OVER!(uses *Nocturnal Admissions*)Hee-hee. Hee-hee. (-25/100)(65/100)I'MA GOIN' KNOCK YOU OUT! (filthy breath)(*stunned*)MY TURN! (*literally inflates a stone* with his breath and throws it to **Gia**)(-35/100)
### ***Wave 40rty**: The Ground Round-Up*

*It’s **Wave 40rty**, it’s **Wave 40rty**!*ARE YOU READY FOR ONE OF THE MOST INTENSE BATTLES EVER?The second round’s my favorite.Uhh... what am I supposed to do here?...fix **Redd** and **Gia**?OH RIGHT!This time, you need some of your most powerful fighters!I’LL DO IT!!!Me too! I’ll be fighter three!*The legends are true. Great danger will come. I will fight my way through it... and save the world. I [long pause] am the Mega Shogun.*Do we need a backup fighter?I'll be the backup! After all, you can't spell overkill without kill, and you can't spell awesome without me!SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?I know...
#### ***Round 40-1**: Green Is Still Not a Creative Color*

Wow, that’s a lot of green enemies!x4x4Here’s a little move I learnt...(changes into his **Bricksy** form) *BLOCK SMASH*!(two remain)(two remain)Now, what do you have in store, **Mega Shogun**?*Passion and light... it will win and seize the day, save the world.* (uses *blaze spear*)Let’s admit......they’re all dead.
#### ***Round 40-2**: Bounce House*

HOW ABOUT THIS!My turn. (*shoots* a **Mylarcat**)(0/25)(the others take **10** damage) (15/25)(39/49)Currently, **Blitzy** has 50 HP, **MS** has 65, and **7ames** has 45.(**G.I.F.** *licks* **MS**)(53/75)(the **Mylarcats** *bounce* on **Blitzy**)Pfft. (one popped on impact of his fur)(25/60)How about this! (*scratches* the last **Mylarcat**)(-45/25)Everyone took **10** damage again, so **Blitzy** has 15 HP, **MS** has 43, and **7ames** has 35.*My... gosh...* (uses *katana execution*)(all of the contents inside were also destroyed)
#### ***Round 40-3**: Revenge of the Plants*

What now?According to this “schedule”, plants should be coming up.Don’t wanna die. (uses *Seven Shields*)(uses *Shoot* on **Blitzy**)(blocked by *first shield*)(uses *Sun Beam* on **Blitzy**)I’M THE TARGET NOW!? (blocked by *second* and *third shields*)(uses *Defend* on **Sunflower**)(*runs over* **Peashooter** and **Sunflower**)(-8/32)(-36/14)Here’s something you might not know......I actually drank an *Uber-Power Potion* before ***Wave 3hirty-6ix***. That’s why my attacks were powerful in that wave.*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the fourteenth fourth wall back together again.*(uses *blaze spears*)(-20/80)
#### ***Round 40-4**: Numberetti: What's the Biggest Number You Can Make?*

x4Gotta kill ‘em all. (*shoots* the **4ours**)(uses *Zippy Zap* on **Blitzy**)Stupid. (immune) (15/60)I GOT THIS! (*zaps* the **RoboSix**)
#### ***Round 40-5**: Here Be Dragons V*

You think you’ve defeated my dragons? Well, here are the seven you’ve just defeated!And you have to fight ALL OF THEM.Don’t fail me, **Mega Shogun**!*I will not, **Harold**.* (uses *katana execution*)Let’s just assume that it hit me- WHAT!?(-350/50)Congrats. You’ve just got the *No Kill Like Overkill* badge for this wave.She’s just kidding. There are no badges in this game... OR ARE THERE??(*shoots* **Pouncer**)I regret that I have only one life to- (gets popped) (-20/50)The heck are you talking about? You can re-inflate, remember?I’m gonna use... *SLOW BURN*.PLEASE DON’T USE IT ON ME!That’s okay. I will target **MS** instead.**MS** takes no damage, but will take **10** damage guaranteed every turn. (43/75)*It does not matter on the level. It matters on the strength... I'll slash you next.*(uses *Storm’s Brewing*)(uses *Void*) (40/80)We only have *one shield* left.(uses *Firelectricity Strike* on **7ames**)(35/55)Darn it. No more shields, but I will generate some more in the next turn. (SPOILERS: He won't.)Meanwhile, **MS** took no damage and **Blitzy** is immune to Lightning attacks.(uses *BBBYDSTC!* on **Blitzy**)(*dodges*)(20/55)(nope) (43/75)Darn it! I was about to defeat that kitty!Don’t wanna die. (uses *Healing Luck*) (35/60)(75/75) (*cleansed*)That means the *Slow Burn* effect is removed! (45/55)(uses *katana execution*) (Where are the *spikes*, BTW???)(Remember? **Pouncer** is dead.)(*shoots* **Gia**)I'm the only one standing! Gotta make this count... (uses *Firelectricity Strike* on **MS**)(71/75)Seriously? Stop using Lightning attacks on me. (35/60)(30/55)(uses *Ball of Gas* on **Redd**)(self-explanatory)
### ***Cutscene 12elve**: yztilB el Gatito Naranja más Desafortunado*

When will this curse be gone?It won't. After all, you're the opposite of **Blitzy**.HIS WHAT?! HIS OPPOSITE OF-(gets punched for being annoying)HAHA! Kidnapped **Boing Boing Betty** for random reasons 'cuz I want to. And modified the **Luna-r Moon**.erghy wah dya keednuhp mehCUZ WE WANTED TO!!!Sorry but this is so smart hiding in the air with a BLIMP that nobody, not even **Reanimated Ron**, can FIND US!!!So... what do you say of going into **Jokemon** universe and stealing the loot boxes of it? Aka, **Jokeboxes**.We can kidnap **past Delta** to work for us! After all, he's the past version of the present **Delta**!(meanwhile) Oh my gosh... this is so- WAIT, WHAT'S THAT CRANE?!(the following scene is so horrific it made **Cody** barf)YES, WE HAVE DONE IT!YAY!!! (while accidentally *running over* **Duhstort**)(is pretty much almost dead) deh....THERE'S NO CATCH LIKE OVERCATCH! TIME TO OPEN UP THESE RANDOM **JOKEBOXES**! LIKE ELD, RPS, AIL, AND FWE!(proceeds to open it up throwing the scraps at **Duhstort**, **Old Delta**, and **Betty**)**GIANT DUCKY TUBE THIN**- (gets slapped)(sees all of that) OH CRA- (also gets abducted)(sees what **Jack** saw) Oh my gosh, **Duhstort** has been kidnapped, and... what’s that? **Blitzy**’s doppelgänger?How can that be!?
### ***Wave 4orty-1ne**: Mīms Used to be Not-Freaky*

*After **Wave 40rty**, after **Wave 40rty**, comes **Wave 4orty-1ne**!*(backup)Why do we have to pick those ones?Gimmick.*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the her-real-name-isn’t-**Fifteen**th fourth wall break back together again.*Recruited fighters can be used by ANYONE. **MrYokai**, give **Luna**’s moves a try.BUT WHAT ARE THEY?! I don't have a moveset!(sigh) *Nightshade*.(*spooked* to death) (0/21)
### ***Wave 4orty-2wo**: “Noon”?*

*It is time for **4orty-2wo**!* *It is time for **4orty-2wo**!*Those **Mīms** are gonna DIE! (FIGHTER ONE)**مِیمزَبایمَ**! (FIGHTER TWO)LOL LET'S START THIS! (FIGHTER THREE)(uses *Super Spray* on the **Mīms**)(14/21)(7/21)(14/21)میں *فلپ آؤٹ* استعمال کرنے کے لئے جا رہا ہوں! (I’m going to use *Flipping Out*!)(65/80)(*water gush*)(-86/21)(-5/80)(both use *Flipping Out* on **MP**)(62/80)(*super sprays* the **مs**)(dead)
### ***Cutscene 13irteen**: Not So Unlucky*

**کوکی** موٹی ہے. **بنگو** برقی طور پر بیوقوف ہے. برتری **مجھے** بارف کرنا چاہتا ہے. (**Cookie** is fat. **Blitzy** is electrifyingly stupid. **Duhstort** makes me wanna barf.)What the heck is he talking about? (makes **TAWRE** speak English)**Cuatro** sucks....uhh, I MEAN RULES!murn thx **erld durtla**....uh what do you mean?Just gotta wreck **Boing Boing Betty** around before I show you some of the things I got from these 1000 boxes that I managed to steal! (*knocks* **Boing Boing Betty** into a wall) Now... lemme show you its contents...He makes me wanna hurl. (*throws* **Duhstort** off the blimp)**ADAM**!!! (knocks **The Adam who Ruins Everything** off the blimp)اااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااا! (falls onto ***Wave 4orty-3hree***...)(...but changes back into a normal **Adam** in the process)
### ***Wave 4orty-3hree**: Adam Mangoes Eat It*

*F-O-R-T-Y-T-H-R-E-E, F-O-R-T-Y-T-H-R-E-E, that’s **4orty-3hree**!*مجھے ناکام نہ کرو، **مینگوبلو**! (Do not fail me, **Mangoblocks**!)ہم **آدم** نہیں ہوں گے. (We won’t, **Adam**.)Time to unleash my wicked skillz! (FIGHTER ۱)SAME! (FIGHTER ۲)Did you forget me? (FIGHTER ۳)First, I need a change of outfit.AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! (*punches* a **Mangoblock**)(-45/5)OH YEAH! (*water gushes*)(-45/5)(uses *sun fountain*)(the last **Mangoblock** dies)(uses *Overpowered Smartypants*)(now he is an **AWRE**)GOSH! (*farts* on **TAWRE**)!! پھیلاؤ گلوبل وارمنگ کے سب سے بڑے مجرموں میں سے ایک ہے! (*Flatulation* is one of the biggest culprits of global warming!)(-10/90)(two **Mangoblocks** spawn)*WATER GUSH SOME MORE!!!* (*gushes more water*)Who knew **Mangoblocks** have a water allergy?
### ***Cutscene 14urteen**: Nearing the End*

AGH! HOW DID THEY GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES!?Send more **Haroofistaans**!JEEZ! BEFORE WE DO, IS IT JUST ME, OR DID WE BARELY STOCK UP ON PLANTS? Because I thought we were going to send in more plants. The only plants used are **Peashooters** 'n such!Yeah, it turns out the plants were burnt by that **Hellfireblock**.Wait a minute... maybe I can just call in some...**Starch-Lord**: **ARCHERBLOCKS**!!! Yeah, that's the best plan!Why does his Letterling say "arrow"?BECAUSE HE'S AN ARCHER, YOU DUMMY! Anyway, our evil plan is to slap *fours* on enemies' *faces*! No, not like in that **Crash**-**Spyro** crossover which failed! These *four-masks* EMPOWER ENEMIES AND MAKE THEM HAVE NEW STRONGER ATTACKS! And then we make a hypnotizing ray.Okay, bring in the **Lunas**!**Starch-Lord**: HERE IS THE *FOUR-MASK*! LET ME DEMONSTRATE ITS POWERS!(**Starch-Lord** places *mask* on the **Squareblob** as it powers up into **Squareblob-4**)(this is what it looks like now)(freaking out while still tied up)(sees what **Jack** sees) Wait, the evil guys have a *mask* that can make any enemy more powerful!?WHAT!? HOW DID THEY DO THAT!?They're worthless punks, or my name isn't **Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V**.Please don't tell **Duncan** about the **Doris** part!(suddenly a **Squareblob-4** is thrown in)
### ***Wave 4orty-4our**: What the Haroofistaan!?*

*TTTTHHHHIIIISSSS IIIISSSS **WWWWAAAAVVVVEEEE 4444OOOORRRRTTTTYYYY-4444OOOOUUUURRRR**....*SSSSuuuurrrrpppprrrriiiisssseeee....I'm not doing it.لیکن میں کروں گا! (But I will!) (FIGHTER ONE)I'm doing this too! (FIGHTER TWO)Oh great! How are we going to un-power it up?! (FIGHTER THREE)*چار ماسک* بجلی کی چیزوں کو چاروں طرف سے اپنے اعداد و شمار کو ضائع کرتے ہیں. (*Four-masks* power things up and multiply their stats by four!)(drinks one of **Blitzy**’s *Uber-Power Potions* and uses *Flipping Out*)(the **Mangoblocks** got scared and they *run away*)ویمپس (Wimps.)(12/112)**Pi**’s turn!Since **Battle'**s sleeping right now **Pi** uses... well, *a simple attack*, 'cuz I don't know his moveset.(*water gushes*)(0/112)(-28/72)(uses *Flipping Out*)(21/30)(uses *Overpowered Smartypants*)(90/90)(uses *The Ball is Round*)اَوچ! (Ouch!) (53/80)(uses *Flipping Out*)(-10/90)**Pi** again uses *attack*......and **Meester Pahp** (Why is there such thing as **Mr. Pipe** who turns out to be **Mario** again??? It’s like comparing **Spahk**’s name with **Spaak'**s name!) once more *water gushes*.(29/54)(-79/21)(uses *The Ball is Round* on **مzuhbamuh**...)(...but she *dodged*)ن…ن…ن…ن…(uses *Flipping Out*)(**Ballistaan** *pops* like how **Sierra** would *pop* **Saggy**)
### ***Recruition 3hree**: Aren’t They Totally Dramatic?*

*It's recruiting time, recruiting time, who's gonna go, who isn't gonna go? Recruiting time, recruiting time, I wanna watch this, so let's go!*We’ve changed things now. From now on, I will show you two recruitable fighters and you will have to choose one of them. We’ll repeat this four times.Basically, it’s a DisOrDat.OPTION ONE: **Lightning**OPTION TWO: **Duncan**Ohh... hey! **LIGHTNING**! I would be jokin' around but I'm too cool to joke around!SHA-BAM!!!What? You don’t like me!?You’re gonna regret that.Well, that’s a relief.OPTION ONE: **Heather**OPTION TWO: **Leshawna**This too dramatic... we gonna have- wait, WAIT. Who wants to decide?!...no one? OKAY! Fine! **HEATHER**! Someone has to decide after me!Well, let me tell you something: that girl is no good.I DON'T CARE! (*fist drops* **Leshawna**)Dude I don't really-dewd wrang welrd.UGH! SORRY! (leaves)OPTION ONE: **Gwen**OPTION TWO: **Owen**WE PICK **OWEN**!(sighs and leaves)OPTION ONE: **Courtney**OPTION TWO: **Lindsay**I think **Lindsay**’s gonna be better.Yeah, we’re going with... **LINDSAY**!WHAT!? YOU CAN’T CHOSE HER OVER M- (muted)OPTION ONE: **Justin**OPTION TWO: **Alejandro**Dude... they're the exact same.DUMMY! I PICK **ALENJANDRO**!!!Since “**Alenjandro**” doesn’t exist, let’s assume he meant **Justin**...(meanwhile, **Alejandro** falls off a cliff and gets abducted by the evil ones)WHAT! (punches **Justin** but he is already chosen) Come on! Since when does nobody even know what I mean?! Oh, right! **Awctobamber** always "misinterprets" my things!### ***Cutscene 15fteen**: Jump Down, Stupid Stars*

NO, IDIOTIC TITLE.*Flush your head down the latrine, ease your way with fourth wall break sixteen!***Bricksy**: Anyway, what do you think of this model of ***Sector 1A***?ALRIGHT! WHO WANTS THIS *FOUR-MASK* ON WHILE I INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME NEW COUSINS?!Meef!OKAY! (slaps *four-mask* on **Octoblob**) Anyway!I'VE RECRUITED **CHUCK THE CLUCKER** AND HIS WHOLE **CHUCK** ARMY, THE **L.A.C.T.O.S.E**, THE **“REAL” BLOONBUSTERS**, **DR. HARE**, **ZOMBOSS**, REVIVED **ECOLO** FROM *PUYO PUYO*, AND EVEN CAPTURED- WAIT, WHERE IS **JUSTIN** EVEN?!We're ready to wreck butt! *Ben 10* **Upchuck** and **Chuck** from *Angry Birds*?Dude, we're missing **Chuck Beefsteak**.I AM MISSING NO MORE! JERKY!This is gonna be interesting.ADDITIONALLY, I HAVE RECRUITED **FRENCH FOUR IS AN UNDINE**, **JAPANESE YO SHI**, no not the dinosaur, **ENGLISH FOURK**, **ITALIAN QUATTROM**, AND YOU GET THE POINT! FROM EVERYWHERE! **URDU**! STUFF LIKE THAT! Anyways... role call!(**Loser** happens to be kidnapped) You know that the so-called **"Real" Bloonbusters** lost a ton of its members after its last defeat, right?SHAT YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE I'M REBUILDING IT!(in a gurgling noise) J'ai **quatre ans est un Undine**! Je vais éclabousser mes ennemis! (I'm **Four is an Undine**! I'll splash pain on my enemies!)Oui, my friends! You should always trust a four! Oui, my friends! They’re the ripest to the core!**Kamek** recruited! **Baby Bowser** recruited! Also, I just unwrapped a ton of **Jokeboxes** to see what the heck is in it!Oi! **Rondum Squid'**s gonna SAYVE uzz- (gets *slapped*)*We will join your cause **Cuatro**.*AWAWAWAWAWAWAWA OUR TEAM IS BUILDING UP FAST!YEAH! ADD ME TO THE **HAROOFIMIX**!HELORX! I'M **HEXADROID**! **ZIXBOT'**Z WORZT ENEMY. KZZRT!welp good thing i take place for me brother when hes ded. oh yeah im **duhstort'**s secret sister which explains why im not talking with caps or apostrophes or stuff like thatOH, WHAT? Get me a *tranquilizer*.OKAY THEN! (accidentally *runs over* **Secret Persona 2**)ALL RIGHT, **L.A.C.T.O.S.E**, ARE YOU HERE?! **ANTONIO**? **CHIP**?(suddenly **Eco-Freak** and **Health Diamond** fly into the blimp)OMG **ECO-FWEAK** AND **HEAWTH DIAMAWND** TAWN TEH BWIMPPPPPPP!!!WHAT!?Well, this is gonna suck.Oh no.It's okay, I'll patch it up. (*patches up* the blimp) See?**Bricksy**: Well, would you look at that. I also made a model of ***Sector 1B***!GRAAAAH! (*breaks* **Bricksy**)(puts himself back together)(yet again)Hey! I found something!**Dragon Tamer**: I wonder what it is.(projects himself) I'VE RECRUITED **KAMEK** AND HE CAN HELP YOU FIND OUT WHAT IT IS JUST BY POURING MAGIC ONTO IT.No. What it really needs is air!**Super Balloony**, **Kamek** managed to *inflate* **Burt the Ball** with *magic*......and I think we should go back to **Hollywood** and repair **Bratt's Machine Thingy** and kidnap **Gatchmon**, along with **Giant Ducky Tube Thingy** and **Green Shadow**!Uhh... **GDTT** is me. And... I *inflated* the thing.**DT**: It seems to be a **Bunny**.DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO *BASH* **BETTY** AROUND **CHUCK**? WHAT ABOUT... OH, YEAH! SOMETHING IS WEIRD. **HOLIVER** HAS SOME CONNECTION TO... **JACK**.Okay, should we send the heroes to the next sector or what?They ARE going to the ***Nimbus Arena***! They somehow got the **Odyssey** in their grips! WE GOTTA STOP 'EM! QUICK! MAN THE *CANNONS*!(meanwhile, far, far away, **Pinkfong** experiences *nursery rhyme trauma*)