Businesses and Establishments

This page lists businesses and establishments that are seen within the Eternity multiverse. It is non-exhaustive and is continually updated for the life-time of its author.

## Drinking Establishments:

### Alcoholic Bars:

* Bars:
	+ Liquid Vice
	+ Dirty Sammy's
* Pubs:
	+ Back Alley Pub
	+ Crowing C\*\*\* Pub
	+ Dripping Bush Pub
	+ Frisky Donkey Pub
	+ Glasgow Yobbo Pub, The
	+ Intercourse Pub
	+ Loose Camel Pub, The
* Wine Bars:
	+ Flavour

### Entertainment Bars:

	+ TeenieKini
* Blues Bar:
	+ Blues Patio, The
		- About:
		- Owner: (BluJns Blues)
		- Inspired by/Parody of: BluJns Blues Club (Second Life)
	+ Golden Stool, The
* LGBTQ Bars:
	+ Pink Clam, The
	+ Bacchus Nightclub, The
	+ Club Inferno
	+ Club XX/XY
	+ Le Chat Noir (The Black Cat)
	+ Rainbow Parrot Club
### Non-alcoholic Drinking Establishments:

* Coffeehouses:
	+ F\*\*\*offee:
		- About
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Korova Milk Bar (A Clockwork Orange)
	+ Perky Maid Café
* Milk Bars:
	+ Bonyu's
### Patronage Bars:

	+ Jackalope Bar, The
		- About: The Jackalope bar is frequented by members of the Pantoja crime syndicate and the MC that allied with the syndicate.
		- Owner: Bernardo "Nardo" Pantoja
	+ Lucky Jailbait, The
		- About: Before the rise of the politically correct society, the Lucky Jailbait was owned by Joseph "Josef" Graz and catered to freshly released inmates to blow off steam. The MC that based in the bar was short-lived.
		- Owner: Joseph "Josef" Graz
	+ Monkey and Guns Bar
		- About: Monkey and Guns bar is owned by a first-generation Congolese-American named ().
	+ Rattlesnake Bar:
		- About: The Rattlesnake bar is owned by a white-nationalist and is popular destination for the Rattlesnake MC. The bar is located in the warehouse neighborhood of Eastport City's Port Ana district.
	+ Blue-bloods Bar, The
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: The Bluebloods (TV Show)
		- About: Aces of Spades is an ethnic bar that serves primarily to the African-American expats in Eastport City.
	+ Benghazi Bar:
		- About: The Benghazi bar is owned by a Libyan-American and is a front for the Libyan crime syndicate based in B-town (Baltimore).
	+ Krasnaya Krov’ (Stylized as Красная кровь)
		- About: Krasnaya Krov' is an bar that caters to the Russian-speaking Americans living in or visiting Eastport City.
		- White Ladder, The
			* About: The Pink Clam bar cater
## Eating Establishments:

### Fast-food Establishments:

		- Inspired by/Parody of: A&W's Franchise.
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Bob's Burgers
	+ Burger Bich's
		- About: Burger Bich's started as a small fast-food joint located in Eastport City University campus during its founding days. Burger Bich's quickly grew and became a franchise in the 80's. By 90's, Burger Bich's dominated the East Coast and in the new millennium, the majority of cities in both coasts of the United States had at least one Burger Bich's chain.
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Burger King (Franchise)
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Heart Attack Grill (Las Vegas, Nevada)
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Good Burgers (TV Show)
	+ Double-chin Burgers
	+ Fat F\*\*K's Burgers
	+ Greasy Sack
	+ Handheld Strokes
	+ Satanic Burgers:

### Ethnic Eating Establishments:

		- About: The restaurant remained little known to the denizens of Eastport City and its owner keeps saying: “No Food Here”.
* Chinese:
	+ Ah Wang Chop Suey Palace
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Bo Ling's Chop Suey Palace (A Christmas Story)
	+ McWang's Rong Phuc
	+ Pu Pu Hot Pot
	+ Wok Kok's
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Olive Garden
	+ Yu Kee's
		- About: Yu Kee's is a Chinese restaurant and a local chiropractor establishment located in Chinsa Commons neighborhood in Eastport City's Chinatown district.
		- About: Ricardo's is a small food joint in Little Havana neighborhood of Eastport City's Port Ana district. The owner of the establishment often sings for birthday boys and girls that has parties there.
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Ricky Ricardo of I Love Lucy (TV Show)
	+ Bhojan Socha
	+ Bat Meetha Makaan
	+ Masaaledaar Ungalee
* Italian:
	+ ¡Ay, Bianca!
	+ Cucina Crapitto’s Italiana
	+ Italian Bros. Ristorante
	+ Jack’s Ristorante
	+ Pastagina’s
	+ Ristorante Vargina
* Korean
	+ Dak-Ho's
* Mexican:
	+ Casa Pequeña
	+ Casa de la Abuela
	+ Chico's
	+ Internet and Tacos
	+ Juan in a Barrel
	+ Los Chorizos
	+ No Walls Heaven
	+ Taco Putas
* Middle East:
	+ Stuffed Turban
### Restaurants:

		- About: When the governors of Florida and Texas began to shuttle Immigrations upwards to Eastport City, a restauranteur decided to put them into work and established chains of Immigration Grill all over upper East Coast and avoiding both Florida and Texas. The restaurant ended up providing surpluses of income for the states.
	+ Herman's
	+ Mosby's Kitchen
* Family-friendly Restaurants:
	+ Arrigo's
	+ Fragrant Bonfire:
	+ Homely Hearth, The
	+ Kokanee's
	+ Miss Sadie's Southern Food
	+ Au Jus Channel
	+ Boucharde's Restaurant
	+ Dates & Anchovies:
	+ Sturgeon-Park
* Taverns:
	+ Badeaux Tavern
		- About: A former tavern for the British-American and now owned by a DM (Rogues and Dungeons) to play their campaigns in.
	+ Mister Chapeau's Tavern:
	+ Olde Eastport Tavern
	+ Salty Privateer, The
* Sports Bar and Restaurants:

### Specialty Eating Establishments:

* Barbeques, and Open-pit Grilling:
	+ Jack Goff's Pit
	+ Renny's
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Denny's (Franchise)
		- About: Big Bad Buffet is also known as B3 to the younger generations. The establishment is open 24-7 and is very popular during graveyard shifts.
	+ Fu King Buffet:
	+ Fu Mi Seafood and Sushi Buffet
	+ Get Stuffed!
		- About: Get Stuffed! is an chain-based buffet establishment located all over East-coast United States.
	+ Tǎoyàn de Shǒuzhǐ:
		- About: Also known as the Tao, is an Chinese buffet frequented by Chinese-Americans families living in Eastport City's Chinsa Commons (Neighborhood).
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Little Caesar's motto, Hot-N-Now.
		- About: The Node is an food establishment located in Eastport City University campus. It is designed to be the campus' primary cafeteria and meeting place.
	+ Phuc Bich's Tofu
	+ Dreidel's
* Mall-only Chains (Franchises that are based only in Shopping Centers, malls, etc.)
	+ Seedy Buns:
		- About: Seedy Buns franchise that appears in Eastport City Mall and malls elsewhere. It is a Burger-centric fast-food franchise.
	+ Sinful Sushi:
		- About: Sinful Sushi is a popular Japanese mall food franchise.
* Meals-on-wheels (Food Truck, Mobile Kitchen, etc.):
	+ Carne Ambulante:
		- About: Carne Ambulante (Walking Meat (a take on "Walking the Beat")), is an ethnic food-truck serving Mexican food.
	+ Coochie Rolls:
		- About: A Food Truck serving varied sandwiches.
	+ Fatty D's:
		- About: A Food Truck that serves only Hot-dogs and sides.
	+ Greasy Spork:
		- About: Greasy Spork is an small fleet of Meal Trucks that roams around Eastport City, North Star's downtown and B-town.
	+ Beef
* Meats (Chicken):
	+ A&K Lick-a-Chick
	+ Happy Crack Noodles
		- About: A cowboy-themed restaurant chain, featuring biggest and cheapest steaks.
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Steak'n'Shake
		- Inspired by/Parody of: The 80's Diner in Back to the Future 2 (Movie)
	+ Poopsie's
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Sbarro's and Little Caesar's (Franchises)
	+ Mallard's Pizza Company:
		- About: The owner of Mallard's Pizza Company is a brother of the owner of the Mallard's Billiard and Pub.
	+ Stoner's Pie Heaven
		- About: A pizzeria frequented by patrons who has the "munchies".
	+ Dirty Dick's Crabby Shack
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Krusty Krab (Spongebob, TV Show)
		- About: Technically an limited-franchise, spread out East Coast' major cities as small street vendors.
	+ Izakaya Kumamoto
* Take-out:
	+ Soon Fatt's Take-out
* Truck Stops:
	+ Back Country Diner and Fuel

## Lodging (Hospitality):

### Mental Institutions:

* Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane (ECACI)

### Motels:

* Alibi Motel
* Kuntz Motel

## Gambling and Casinos:

### Casinos:

* Fortuna 9 Casino:
	+ About: Fortuna 9 Casino is an sprawling casino and live entertainment campus within the Kennedy Hills' Boardwalk neighborhood in Eastport City.

## Recreation and Entertainment Venues:

### Cinemas and Theaters:

	+ Zephyr's Starlight Drive-in
		- About: A former off-Broadway theater turned movie theater located in the Downtown neighborhood of North Star.

### Live Entertainment Venues:

	+ Neddy's Comedy Club
### Recreation and Sporting Venues:

* Baseball
* Bowling Alley:
	+ Back Street Ballin'
	+ Eastport City Bowling Alley
	+ North Star Bowling Alley
		- Owner: "Gally" Galloway
	+ Mallard's Billiard and Pub
	+ Warped Cue, The

## Retail Businesses:

### Animal Care and Supplies Retail:

* Bledlow's Pussies and Catnips:
* Pettway's Pets

### Apparel:

* Alternative Apparels:
	+ ALTRags
	+ Saccharine Ghoul
	+ Planet Cosplay
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Planet Saints (Saints Row Franchise)
* Discount Apparel:
	+ Cray Uganda
	+ Gringo Crossing
	+ Holey Seconds
	+ Suburban Outfitters
	+ Snagged Rags
	+ Thrifty Rags
	+ Soft Familars
* Gothic Apparel:
	+ Ophelia's Boudoir
* High-end Apparel:
	+ .Apparel
	+ American Sweethearts
	+ Don Apparel
	+ Eabarcrombaigh & Grosbeck
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Abercrombie and Finch
	+ Fashionology
	+ Ghana Republik
	+ Mack's Fifth Avenue
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Saks Fifth Avenue
	+ Patriotic Apparel:
		- About: Patriotic Apparel is a chain of high-end apparel that commercializes: "Made in USA".
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Foot Locker
* Victorian Apparel:
	+ Ophelia's
* Women's Apparel:
	+ CHIC
	+ Chic NIche
	+ Womenswear:
	+ SHE

### Footwear:

		- Inspired by/Parody of: Nike

### Jewelries:

		- Inspired by/Parody of: Kay's Jewelers
	+ Socialite's Jewelries

### Audio-Visual Retail:

		- Inspired by/Parody of: Blockbuster Videos:
		- About: This business sells amateur videos at a discounted price.
* Video Retails:

### Automotive Retail:

	+ Eastport City (Pontiac)

### Books, Comics, Literatures and Magazines:

		- Inspired by/Parody of: Barnes and Noble
	+ Novel Loft
	+ Que Passe (What's Happening)

### Retail Stores:

* Computer (Electronics, Hardware, Software and Accessories):
	+ Elektronika
	+ Live Circuits
	+ 18's
	+ Gassy Jack's
	+ Kasey's Quik Stop
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Casey's
	+ Mart & Go
* Department Stores:
	+ Covetington
	+ Emporium
* Discount Stores:
	+ Pennypinchers
* Fishing Equipment and Supplies:
	+ Catfish Pond Hook and Bait Shop
	+ Hooky Nook
* Grocery Stores:
	+ Agrestic Wholesalers
	+ Grösser Grocery
	+ Survivalist's Haven
* Photography and Video Equipment Retail
* Supermarket / Hypermarkets
	+ Cubiko's Store
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Lego Store
	+ Schneider's
		- About: Schneider's is a small hobby store specializing in hobbies like model railroading and radio-controlled toys.
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Rider's Hobby Store

### Drug Dispensary and Pharmacies:

* Dispensary:
	+ Ganja Edibles
	+ Vanja's Ganja Shack
* Pharmacies:
	+ Eastport Pharmacy
	+ North Star Pharmacy

### Food Retail and Services:

		- Inspired by/Parody of: Bed, Bath, and Beyond
	+ Cookie Depot
	+ Michigan Cinnamon Rolls
		- About:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Kid Rock - All Summer Long Lyric (Michigan Cinnamon Rolls)
	+ PureBreads
* Confectionary:
	+ Chewy Balls
	+ Chocolate Log Haus
	+ Diabetic Gourmet's
	+ Glazed Tots
	+ Lollipop Warehouse
	+ Millie's Sweets
	+ Sugar Weiners
	+ Sugary Ahegao
	+ Watermelon Sugar
* Delicatessens (Deli Meats and Cheeses)
	+ Ghetto Spread and Meats
	+ Papa Götz Meat Deli
* Specialty Food (Fruitcake)
	+ Fruitcake Factory
* Specialty Food (Meat Jerkies)
	+ Jerkier Jerky
	+ Jerky Alley

### Hardware Tools and Supply:

	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Tim Allen - Tool Time (TV Show)

### Home-Consumer Retail:

* Home-Consumer Electronics:
	+ Idiot Boxes
	+ Couch Potato Heaven
* Kitchen:
	+ Sellfridge's

### Home Improvement:

* Hooks, Hooks, and Additional Hooks!
* Knobs and Knockers

### Specialty Retail:

* Adult Boutiques:
	+ Flogging Dolly's
	+ Floggin' Koks
	+ Frisky Business Boutique
	+ Hung Duk' Wanko
	+ Lovejoy's Boutique
	+ S\*Xway
	+ Safe\*word
	+ Shameless
* Antiques
	+ Artifacts
	+ Out of Time Antiques
	+ Poppycock's
* Balloons, Lighter-than-air Supplies and Equipments
	+ Floater's Paradise
* Binoculars and Telescopes:
	+ Spotted Dick's
* Codes, Crypto, and Etc.
	+ Cypher Attic
* Action Figures, Dolls, and Stuffed Animals:
	+ Teeny Dolls
* Gifts, Greeting Cards, and Novelty
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Hallmark Cards
	+ Imprint Cards and Gifts
* Home Decoration:
	+ Adobe Flagons
* Knives:
	+ Razored Edges
	+ Knaven Knives
* Party Supplies:
	+ Killjoy's Party Supplies
* Wigs and Public Wigs:
	+ Perkin's Merkins
* Tablewares:
	+ China Complex, The
* Tree and Foiliage:
	+ All Trees Cheep!
* Yarns:
	+ Yarns 4 Queens

## Broadcasting Industry:

### Television Broadcasting:

* Adult Programming
* Amateur Programming
* News and Current Events Programming
* Paid Television Broadcasters
* Television Broadcasters
* Television Stations

## Services Industry:

### Animal Adoption and Care Services:

* Farm Animal Care and Services
* Canine Care and Services
	+ Doggy Stylez
	+ Dog in a Bathtub
* Equine Care and Services
* Feline Care and Services
	+ Pussy Stylez
* Small Pets Care and Services
	+ Pussy and Bitches

### Automotive Care Services:

* Car Washes
* Automotive Care, Mechanical Repairs and Services

### Financial Services:

* Bonds:
	+ Bankroll Bonds
* Financial Institutions and Banks:
	+ Carbon Hills Bank
	+ Eastport City Bank
	+ First Bank of Eastport City
	+ First Bank of Maryland
	+ First Bank of North Star
	+ First Bank of Willoughby
	+ Kennedy Hills Bank
	+ Maryland Municipal Bank
	+ North Star Bank
* Investment Firms
* Stock Trading Firms
* Tax Services
	+ Addicock's Taxes

### Building Care Services:

* Chimney Cleaning and Repair Services
	+ Snooty Dick's
* Flooring Installations and Repair Services
	+ Dick's Hardwood Flooring Services
	+ EZ-Lay Carpeting Services
* Gutter Cleaning and Repair Services
* HVAC Services and Repairs
	+ Birch's HVAC Care

### Cleaning Services:

* Commercial Cleaning
* Government Cleaning
* Residential Cleaning
* General Cleaning Services:
	+ Dirty Habits Cleaning Services

### Health and Beauty Services:

* Boxing
	+ Gally's Gym
* Chiropractor Services:
	+ Yu Kee's
* Cosmetic Plastic Surgery:
	+ Plastic Surgery Center
	+ Sking Cosmetic Surgery Center
* Gyms:
	+ Pumped Hard Bodies Gym
* Massage Services:
	+ Phuc Mi Bich's Massage Parlor
* Mental Institutions:
	+ Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane
	+ Thai Martial Arts

### Industrial Services:

* Concrete Pouring Services
	+ Dick's Pumping
* Construction Services
* Drilling Services
	+ Mông Drilling Services

### Electronics Repair Services:

* Home Electronics Repair Services
* Television Repair Services:

### Esoteric Services:

* Psychic Services:
	+ Empath & Beyond Psychic Services
* Voodoo Services:
	+ VuDoo Chylde
	+ VooDoo Mama's

### Human Resources Services:

* Escort Services:
	+ Alternative Wifestyles
	+ Cajole Hearts
	+ Only Thots Serviecs
	+ Phuc Mi Bich Services (PMB Services)
	+ Teeny Seoul

### Legal and Law Services:

	+ Marriage and Divorce
		- Krump, Cheatham and Herst
		- Rodham, Ditcher and Howe
	+ Private Security Services