101 Fun Fart Remarks for Kids

As a wholesome alternative to The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks, this is a collection of things children may utter after pooting; the remarks vary from tongue-in-cheek to polite. it was written by Carrot Top and dedicated to really silly kids who love to giggle!

## The List

### Expressive Phrases

1. "Excuse me!"
2. "Pardon me!"
3. "Forgive my rudeness!"
4. "I apologize for the intestinal flatus!"
5. "Sorry for blowing a rear end raspberry!"
6. "Pardon!"
7. "Better outwards than inwards, I always say!"
8. "My sincere apologies about the leaky gas!"
9. "My chairs are percussive and my bookshelves are woodwinds!"
10. "If I were a cartoon character, I'd be flying!"
11. "Just trying to make you feel at home!"
12. "Yeah, you heard me!"
13. "Keep going and I'll find you!"
14. "PLEASE stop bragging back there!"
15. "Smells like pizza!"
16. "Pull my finger and I'll do that again!"
17. "My butt can say that perfectly!"
18. "Did someone sit on a toad?"
19. "Did you hear that flock of geese?"
20. "Did somebody step on a duck?"
21. "I take the blame and you pay the price!"
22. "I didn't know my butt could yodel!"
23. "Make it stop!"
24. "Is something burning on the stove?"
25. "Was that you?"
26. "That was my behind's beautiful song!"
27. "I made my own windy gusts!"
28. "I'm sorry that my bottom rumbled."
29. "Please forgive me for pooting!"
30. "Whoopsie, I let one slip!"
31. "What a funny noise!"
32. "How do you like me now?"
33. "Did somebody drop a rose?"
34. "I'm glad I got an elephant off of me!"
35. "Wow, I didn't know that methane could make music!"
36. "Pardon the windy whoosh!"
37. "I've played the xylophone with my butt!"
38. "Oopsie, I let the air outta my tires!"
39. "There's a motorboat in my tub!"
40. "Do you smell popcorn? I know I do."
41. "Who, me? N-O way!"
42. "Take a bite outta THAT stink burger!"
43. "I've baked a smelly cupcake!"
44. "Pee-yew, is a skunk in here?"
45. "Take cover, bombs away!"
46. "Come on, one more time!"
47. "Fruity, sweet and delicious all over!"
48. "That's my signature thing!"
49. "Nice going, (your name)-and keep up the great work!"
50. "There goes a barking spider!"
51. "I have a bionic bum and my underpants hum!"

### Rhyming Remarks

1. "You smelt it, you dealt it!"
2. "You identified it, you amplified it!"
3. "You smelled it, you expelled it!"
4. "You policed it, you released it!"
5. "You noted it, you floated it!"
6. "You denied it, you supplied it!"
7. "You observed it, you served it!"
8. "You dejected it, you ejected it!"
9. "The one who throws their head back and laughs out loud is the one who made the cloud!"
10. "You rejected it, you respected it!"
11. "You snuffed it, you fluffed it!"
12. "If you spoke last, you set off the blast!"
13. "You said the rhyme, you did the crime!"
14. "The one who contradicts it is the one to remix it!"
15. "You exposed it, you composed it!"
16. "You knew it, you blew it!"
17. "You reported it, you exported it!"
18. "You spoke it, you broke it!"
19. "You quipped it, you ripped it!"
20. "You rued it, you brewed it!"
21. "You crop dusted; now, you're busted!"
22. "You unearthed it, you birthed it!"
23. "You sensed it, you dispensed it."
24. "You're hot-boxing, time for detoxing!"
25. "If your bottom quacks, you've come down with gas attacks!"
26. "You detected it, you projected it!"
27. "If you heard, spread the word!"
28. "You traced it, you embraced it!"
29. "You unveiled it, you hailed it!"
30. "You expressed it, you impressed it!"
31. "You narrated it, you inflated it!"
32. "You proclaimed it, you flamed it!"
33. "You shared it, you aired it!"
34. "If you let out a yell, you made the smell!"
35. "You screamed it, you steamed it!"
36. "You revealed it, you concealed it!"
37. "You disclosed it, you composed it!"
38. "You owned it, you honed it!"
39. "You admitted it, you emitted it!"
40. "You confessed it, you expressed it!"
41. "You aimed it, you claimed it!"
42. "You sensed it, you expensed it!"
43. "You have got it because you brought it!"
44. "You muttered it, you fluttered it!"
45. "You whispered it, you blistered it!"
46. "You gave a shout, you cut it out!"
47. "You voiced it, you rejoiced it!"
48. "You announced it, you pounced it!"
49. "Whoever told it behold it!"
50. "You perceived it, you received it!"