The Lost THX Lego Movie Trailer

Man, there's no end to this nightmare, is there? Anyways, if you thought that the second Dreamworks THX boxset was messed up, think again.

I was at the Lego store at the mall with my parents. We didn't pay for anything, but when we walked out, someone tapped me on the shoulder.

I turned around and it was a strange man. I asked him what he wanted from me and he said:

"Just take this. Take it with you and destroy it."

He handed me a DVD which was a Lego Movie DVD, but THX-certified. The cover consisted of Emmet, Wyldstyle, Benny, Unikitty, Batman, and MetalBeard with scared expressions, while Tex could be seen in the background.

I didn't say anything to the man and just caught up with my parents.

We drove home as I hid the DVD, not bothering to tell my parents about it.

Once we got home, I grabbed the DVD with me and hid it in my jacket pocket.

At 12:06 PM, my parents were both asleep, so I was sure they wouldn't mind me watching the DVD.

I grabbed the DVD, pulled out the disc, and put it in my portable DVD player.

The first thing it started with was the Warner Home Entertainment logo. After that, it took me to the menu.

   The menu featured the characters on the cover in a black background as the THX logo was above them. The options were: Play, Visit THX, and DVD Credits. I pressed Play so I can watch the trailer. It then cuts to black, until there was a warning.

”This trailer was made for the theatrical release of "Annabelle” despite not being THX certified. It may also contain some content which may not be suitable for younger audiences. Watch this trailer at your own risk. Viewer discretion is advised."

"I should've known..." I said.

   The trailer started with a shot of Tex in a dark background.

"Looks like Sexy Texy's gonna play with some Legos tonight!" Tex said. He then flew offscreen laughing evilly.

It then cut to a shot of the THX logo. Just then, Emmet, Wyldstyle, Benny, Unikitty, Batman, and MetalBeard walked into the shot.

"What is this place?" Unikitty asked.

"If I'm correct, this appears to be the place where a psycho robot captures his victims." Wyldstyle said.

"Can we go back, you guys?" Benny asked. "I don't like it here."

Emmet then calmed them down.

"Look, I know it's not a good time to panic, but we'll be fine here." Emmet said.

"Emmet is right." Wyldstyle said. "We shouldn't panic. Everything will be fine here. As long as that robot doesn't show-"

Wyldstyle's sentence was interrupted by an evil chuckle.

"Yarr! What was that?" MetalBeard asked.

"Was that The Joker?" Batman asked in shock.

"I doubt it." Benny said. "It's got to be something worse than The Joker."

Just then, Tex landed right in front of the six Master Builders, startling them.

"Is that the robot you were talking about?" Benny asked in concern.

"Hello, Legos." Tex greeted. "What are you doing in my hideout?"

Emmet, Wyldstyle, Unikitty, Benny, Batman and MetalBeard walked to confront Tex.

"You listen here!" Emmet said angrily. "You have killed innocent people for far too long! Over what?! A certain logo?! That is no excuse to kill someone!"

Tex laughed like crazy after Emmet said that.

"Yarr! Stop laughing!" MetalBeard yelled. "It's not funny!"

"It isn't to you, but it is to me." Tex said. "Do you know what happens when you disrespect me?"

"What?" Benny asked.

"You get a visit from the T-Man himself!" Tex said, before grabbing out his hammer. He swung his hammer toward Benny's face, causing him to fly right into the THX logo.

"Ouch! That hurts!" Benny said.

Tex walked up to Benny, holding a freeze ray (not the one from Despicable Me).

    "Well, Benny, any last words?" Tex said, as he pointed his freeze ray towards Benny's face. Benny whimpered in fear.

    "I guess not!" Tex said, as he froze Benny to death with his freeze ray.

After he froze Benny, Tex grabbed out the same hammer he used before and smashed Benny's frozen corpse to pieces.

Everyone gasped in horror as they stared at Benny's shattered corpse.

“No!” Emmet shouted.

Wyldstyle gasped.

Tex then chuckled again and said, “Which toy shall the T-Man play with next?”

MetalBeard walked up to Tex, aiming his cannon at him. "Since ye killed Benny, ye have to walk the plank!"

MetalBeard started shooting cannonballs at Tex. However, Tex dodged them by flying around and teleporting.

Just then, MetalBeard ran out of cannonballs. "Uh-oh."

    "Well pirate robot, it's time for you to walk the plank!" Tex said, as he began throwing pumpkin bombs at MetalBeard as MetalBeard screamed in anguish.

After 3 seconds, Tex stopped throwing bombs at MetalBeard. Just then, MetalBeard collapsed, as his body parts went everywhere.

"Listen. If you don't stop killing our friends, we'll report you to the FBI." Emmet said.

"Yeah! You need to stop this killing spree right now!" Batman said.

Tex just chuckled. "How you gonna do that? There aren't even phones here!"

"Oh, well I guess there's just one thing to do then." Emmet said.

"What?" Unikitty asked.

"RUUUN!" Emmet yelled. He, Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty made a run for it, until Batman tripped over.

“Batman! Get up!” Wyldstyle called out.

“Come on! We have to get out of here!” Emmet called, too.

As Batman was about to get up, a cardboard box then fell on top of him, similar to what happened to Jessie in the Tex and Zurg trailer.

Batman was trapped inside of the box. He started hearing shadowy scary voices and he started hallucinating the darkness surrounding him. He began to hyperventilate.

"How do I get out of here?" Batman wondered.

    Just then, Tex teleported inside the box, holding a flamethrower.

"Hey there, Batman! I'm here to give you a bit of a roast." Tex said.

"Is that why you have that flamethrower?" Batman asked.

"You're so right!" Tex said. He then burned the box with his flamethrower, as well as Batman. Tex teleported outside of the box so he doesn't get engulfed in flames.

Batman screamed in agonizing agony as he was getting burnt to death.

"Batman! No!" Emmet yelled.

Batman was still screaming as it showed a shot of his plastic melting.

The entire box burnt to ashes as it showed the most devastating death of this trailer.

Batman was burnt; His suit was charred, and his face was smoky and supposedly melted.

"Holy crap..." I said under my breath. "Poor Batman."

The remaining three stared in silence at Batman's corpse.

"Now what we do, Emmet?" Unikitty asked.

"We need to get the brick out of here!" Emmet said.

Emmet, Wyldstyle, and Unikitty made another run for it.

"Oh no you don't!" Tex said. He then threw his hammer.

Similar to the movie The Matrix, the scene tuned into slo-mo as the screen as the scene rotated in different angles while focusing on the hammer.

Just then, the scene went back to normal speed as the hammer hit Unikitty, making her fall on the floor. She couldn't get up.

"Unikitty!" Emmet yelled.

Tex walked up to Unikitty.

"Please...please don't hurt me..." Unikitty said, sobbing.

"Oh, I'm not gonna hurt you...I'm gonna KILL YOU!" Tex said, as he grabbed a cleaver and sliced Unikitty's head off as Lego blood (which is just little red Lego pieces) went everywhere.

My heart skipped a beat seeing my favorite character being killed by that no-good Tex. What kind of trailer is this?

Emmet and Wyldstyle stared at Unikitty’s corpse, before the former broke the silence.

“Lucy, we gotta get out of here now!” Emmet reminded.

The two remaining Legos, then ran for it again.

It cut to Tex staring at Unikitty's corpse, until he spotted Emmet and Wyldstyle running. "Hey! Don't you run away from the T-Man!"

Tex then activated his jetpack and flew towards the two Legos and grabbed them and went flying in the air.

“Looks like Sexy Texy is going to play with a some Legos tonight!” Tex said sinisterly and comedically.

"Put us down right now!" Emmet yelled.

"Okie-dokie!" Tex said. He then dropped Emmet and Wyldstyle. But then, Tex snapped his fingers as the THX cable wire appeared and yanked them on the ankle and flung them around in the air.

    The following three shots were similar to the Monster House trailer that Rohan saw as the first shot showed Emmet’s POV of being swung around as it showed a shot of the THX hideout and he and Wyldstyle were heard screaming. The second showed a worm’s eye-view of Emmet and Wyldstyle being swung around for one more time before the cable flung them downwards. The third shot showed another moment of Emmet’s POV where he and Wyldstyle fell into the trap door.

It then showed a shot of Emmet and Wyldstyle falling down the secret passage, but another trap door opened.

They both screamed as they were falling to their demise. The screen then faded to black.

Just then, the screen faded to another shot of the THX logo. The same screaming deep note from the other trailers, but this time it featured screams belonging to various Lego Movie characters including those of Emmet, Wyldstyle, Benny, Batman, MetalBeard and Unikitty.

As the deep note ended, Tex landed in the shot, similar to how he did in the Moo Can trailer.

He faced the camera and said, “Hello, unlucky sparkies. You will not believe what Mr. T did this time. He has defeated six Legos in this hideout.”

Tex then held up the head of Vitruvius, and good God, it looked berserk.

His eyes were just empty black sockets, and he had blood dripping down from his sockets.

"I also took the life of a wizard before I met them!" Tex said.

I was appalled, but also confused at what I saw.

"Didn't Vitruvius die in the movie?" I asked myself.

Tex then threw the head away.

He then proceeded to do his warning as usual.

"Now, you must remember the golden rule. If either of you are ever scared of me or my company, I will find you and kill you till you die! Pleasant dreams..."

He then pressed the button on his jetpack, and he flew away off-screen while laughing evilly.

Just then, the usual THX Slogan, "The Audience is Listening", dropped down to the ground, but it was made with Legos. It then faded to black.

And when I was about to eject the disc, one last thing came up, and boy, was it messed up?

It was a shot of Emmet screaming, (I can't remember what scene it was from) but blood was faintly noticeable on the screen, his eyes were red, and blood was coming out of his eyes and mouth. In the background was a loud distorted version of Emmet's screaming from the scene where he was falling into The Old West along with the Howie scream. That scared the absolute crap out of me. After the jumpscare, it took me back to the menu.

The jumpscare surprisingly didn't wake my parents up, so I decided to go outside and threw the DVD and the disc in the trash.

That jumpscare at the end might be the scariest jumpscare yet. I also realized that tons of elements were stolen from Kennington's other trailers, mainly the Monster House one.

I'm not going to say this once; whatever you do, if you see a DVD with Tex on the cover, just don't get it.