Tómate el té puñetas pero gringo/Episodio 1

(Just as a Little disclaimer: English is not my first language, so I’ll probably screw up a lot. I hope it doesn’t damage the not-so-great quality of this work too much…)
**“It’s time to stop”** is the name of the first episode of the first season of Tea Time, hence being the first episode of the series.

It was originally written the 24th of December of 2021, but it was ported the 23rd of February of 2022 in its English release.

It received a PG (DL) Rating in the US, G in Japan, +12 in Spain, and PG both in the UK and Australia.

## Synopsis

*This episode follows the story of Amelia Watson. A Young girl, actually a kid, who, running away from a highly stereotypical kidnapping that contained Italian themes in the middle of England, stumbles upon a mysterious pocket watch. When she presses it by accident, she discovers crazy properties within it, so, like any child of her age, she will abuse it forever, changing lots of things, including her own inside world.*

***Side Note: If there is a minimal possibility that a Hololive fan is watching this, this Timeline and universe as a whole are not totally based on the real-world streaming-based lore from the girls. There are many instances of creative freedom, but always from the love and respect for Hololive and its characters. Several dates and events won’t happen at the same time than their real-life parallels. In fact, both Streaming and Fantasy styles, las tones being the ones that the characters supposedly have Lore-wise, are combined.***

(And sorry for my hot-dangity awful artwork too)

* Characters
* Episode
* References

Beginning
 **Kiryu Coco and Usada Pekora** | **The other causes of almost everything** | No artwork, only fragments of their Canon appearances.

### Introduction

**[Somewhere, in some Timeline: Year 2021, Tokyo. A fairly catastrophic landscape could be observed. Within it, fires and billboards were the main protagonists of the view. Some of the remaining Billboards’ pieces included advertisements about Japanese VTubers, with mottos such as “Haachama’s Cooking Show!”, “Asacoco Light”, “Usada Construction”, among others which couldn’t be read because they became unrecognizable. There were no people on the streets, but chaos had been delivered thanks to all the havoc]**

Male Voices: (With an authority tone) Turn yourself, hellish beast! Or else, we will fire!

**[Those voices were from the strange individuals, who looked very similar one from another, and wore the same outfit. It was a uniform made of a Beige armor, Brown boots which complemented their legs really well because those were black, a beige top hat with a completely Golden gear at the center, and, instead of eyes, they had literal clocks on their faces, which could change depending of those guys’ emotions. Those men were armed with fairly futuristic weaponry, such as plasma shields, and bazookas which fired big doses of energy beams. Despite that, we can see the felt cornered, as some leftovers of the scenery kept falling apart. Two of those men had a strong build, but the middle one looked much slimmer, and had a different face. It literally separated itself each time he talked. Suddenly, this agent tries to dialogue with the menace]**

Agent: We know that you can understand our language, uh…! Shall I call you **Ame**?

**[The creature’s voice, supposedly named “Ame” introduced itself.  It let out an evil but funny laugh, similar to the one that we’d hear from a creature who you shouldn’t feed at midnight]**

Agent: (Scared) Holy cr-!

**[As he was shouting that, the creature showed itself in a faraway plane. Funnily enough, it was the cutest cartoon of a girl that we could imagine, despite her being much bigger than a regular person, although much smaller than a regular building, being roughly 14’/4’20m Tall. The mentioned girl had a really cartoonish smile, having just cute ovals as her eyes. Her hairstyle was just a short, blonde hair, which reached her shoulders. She had a simplified outfit, made of a cartoonish, Salmon-colored Tie, a white shirt, a brown skirt with lighter brown stripes, and black tights with dark-brown shoes, which looked like they were drawn by an elementary kid. All of her body was just a cartoon, including heavily separated and simplistic legs, making her looking much funnier. Nonetheless, the Havoc she was causing, was actually not that hilarious…]**

**[At the same time the giant cartoon creature was kicking a Motorbike, the image freezes, and a young female voice starts narrating everything]**

*That’s right! Here we have one of the weirdest thingies in all the* **Multiverse! Smol Ame**!

*Why do I know who Smol Ame is? That is simple! In fact, that crea-!*

**[Another female voice, more reminiscent of a child than the narrator’s one, starts talking]**

Childish voice: (Laughing adorably) That’s you, **Amelia**!

***GURA**! WHAT THE HECK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BREAKING THE 4TH WALL WHEN THIS SHOW ISN’T EVEN ABOUT IT?!*

Gura: (Sadly) I just wanted to add something, ‘cuz I have a no more than a five-second cameo, and **my own show** just got delayed…

*Ok, let’s continue from where I began! You may be asking something like this! “What’s the great and cute detective **Amelia Watson** bringing lots of chaos to Tokyo when she could be comfy as heck at home watching a CSI marathon while she procrastinates on her investigations that actually sustain her basic needs?”*

*Well, let’s say it is a “Weird AF” story the one that I’ll tell, so better we go to the beginning…*

**[During the Fast Forward, a lot of absurd moments can be seen. Among them, we could see times when the “Ame” creature was visiting diverse environments, causing mayhem and Havoc for the nearest visitors. Finally, everything goes back to a point where we could just see a female child, who looked like the previously described creature, but not so cartooned. The child was wearing the same iconic shirt, but it was really big for her. Nonetheless, it was Good for her, since she wasn’t wearing neither pants nor skirt at all. Her only accessory was made out of two Golden circumferences, one bigger than the other. It was remarkable to see that she was barefoot, and had a fairly long hair, which reached the half of her back]**

*NOT SO “IN THE BEGINNING”! What do you mean “We should let the shocking part for later”?! No one cares! It’s in this same episode but later! Nobody wants to see **my life** as little kid!*

**[The scene doesn’t change at all, so the narrator, Amelia herself, smashes her desk, unleashing the sound of a broken glass]**

*I ain’t gonna clean that BS!*

*-Opening*

### Course

**[This childish version of who seemed to be Amelia Watson, the previous narrator, couldn0t be older than 13, and she didn’t seem to be at home, but actually in the streets, as a now visible multitude was looking at the child, ranging from different points of view, from pity and sadness to indifference and Shame. It was at that moment when Amelia, ashamed, tried covering herself with her shirt, despite this one being already capable of doing that by far]**

Amelia: (Alarmed) Wait a minute! I forgot the bottom part! Holy cow!

Amelia: (To herself) Ame! We talked about it! When you flee from London’s mafias which kidnapped you just because you picked on their son at school, you promised not to take your clothes under any circumstance!

Amelia: (Sighs) Forgedaboudit, at least I think I lost them. But, in other hand…

**[Amelia decides then looking at an alley, “decorated” with a few trash cans and a container, some stray cats, and a couple of bags as big as a human being, presumably containing humans. In spite of that, the child draws a silly smile on her face.]**

Amelia: (With a silly look on her face) Haha I got lost mah boye...

Amelia: Maybe I should ask for help to a patrolman or something. We are in the 2000s, they are definitely better than the ones from the 80s, and slightly less racist…

**[Suddenly, some letters appear. They formed the message: “20XX, London”]**

Amelia: But maybe if I do…  A disgusting plot twist that ends up with me dying in the darkest alley ever could happen…

**[Instead of the disgusting plot twist, she stays at the alley, wandering around the place. Some minutes and cat scratches on the legs and the face later, the Little one finds a pocket watch laying on the ground. It shined on Amelia, because of its sophisticated design and its big button, although Amelia didn’t know anything about it.]**

Amelia: (Confused) What’s this, lad? Some “Doctor Who” styled thingy? cause if it is, I have no idea how it goes as I’ve never watched the show.

**[Much to Amelia’s dismay, her hideout wouldn’t last for too long, because it was the moment for somebody to appear. This guy was basically an Al-Capone lookalike, as he was kind of obese, and wore a black suit, with a red jacket, and a White shirt. He was in company of other man like him, but slimmer and built different, with more muscles.  The fat man was holding a broken whisky bottle and looked to Amelia’s own soul, with anger.]**

Fat man: (With an Italian accent) Oh, Amelia… You shouldn’t have-a toyed with the “**Expresso Kidnapinni Mafia”!**

Amelia: (Scared) Y-You guys are an English Mafia, why are you speaking with an Italian accent?

Kidnapinni: (Annoyed) Ragazza ignorante, If I don’t cut il tuo cuello con questa botella before, I’ll make you watch The Godfather so you can see a proper Mafia business!

Amelia: (Scared) I’m not afraid of you, jailbirds! My dad’s a detective! He’ll find you before you lay a single finger on me!

Kidnapinni: Il tuo papa must have gotten smoked by now, or at least he must have no idea where did we get you, my mafia’s hitmen are a bunch of idiots, I’ll give you that…

**[Scared, Amelia tries to step back, while the criminals start getting close to her, just to hurt her. Nonetheless, the child ends up tripping in a fallen trash can, and accidentally pushes the button of the pocket watch she had found, just to fall over a second later]**

Kidnapinni: (Disgusted) You should have put on some pants, bambina! I didn’t want to see the panda drawings you had!

Amelia: (Offended) Then don’t look at me, you sonuvabi-!

**[Instantly, Amelia’s body starts to destabilize, and suffers from strange effects, where her silhouette and body starts suffering glitch-like processes, just to see how a lightning falls right at her position, and, at the same impact moment, the girl disappears from the Alley.]**

Kidnapinni: (Amazed) Mamma mía!

**[As if it was about a famous blue hedgehog, Amelia is shown to be travelling all around a strange dimension, letting us see at the same time how uncontrollably she was spinning. She was, at the same time, making the same loud screams that any Dimensional traveler would make at their first time.]**

Amelia: (Scared) This doesn’t look like Sonic CD at all!

*On a second thought… It actually was like Sonic CD!*

Amelia: (Unsure) What the heckity-heck did I do…?

**[After those epic words, Amelia finally gets out of that dimension, which vanished, and gets into a totally different place, concretely in a forest-like line. It was full of really thick vegetation, which made the kid confuse herself even more.]**

Amelia: (Clueless) What did just happen?! Where in the world did that stupid Mafia bring me?!

**[Just by talking, an old man shows himself. He had a really curved back, and a big beard. On top of that, he was wearing prehistoric-like clothes, made out of actual mammoths. That strange man wouldn’t stop acting erratically the same time he was doing a kind of tribal dance in front of the girl]**

Man: (Crazed) It came! The new Cristopher Columbus! Now we will not fail!

Amelia: (disturbed) To which kind of indigenous tribe did I just arrive to…?

Man: (Hears her) What the…? These are the United States of Britain!

Amelia: (Corrects him) Great Britain, uncultured swing!

Man: (Annoyed) No, u, child! Since the 22th century, America and Great Britain joined in a single place just because the Great-Great-Great-Grandson of Elon thought it was funny as heck to join places just so the Earth doesn’t look like a puzzle

Amelia: (Laughs) I watch Futurama a lot, I’m sure you brought an episode up!

**[Amelia takes a look at her watch, and she sees that it is projecting the year “2276”, meaning that she was almost 300 years ahead in the future, which makes her stop laughing at the old man’s speeches]**

Amelia: (Scared) How in the heck am I in the future?! I was going on the run fleeing so easily from a bloodthirsty Mafia without any difficulties!

Amelia: (Worries) And my parents?! They must have been waiting for me, God knows how long!

**[When she mentioned that possibility, Amelia started to feel inconsolable, showing more accurate reactions when it comes to a literal child]**

Man: (Sees the child suffering) Uh, I don’t get it! You’re supposed to be another Cristopher Columbus! Why are you quitting?

Amelia: (Cries) I’m not any potato, chocolate, and coke-stealing explorer… I just wanna go home…

**[The old man looks at the pocket watch that Amelia holds, and then face palms, only to sit on a chair made of leaves afterwards]**

Man: (Sighs) Kid, you’re an idiot. Did you seriously forget you’re from the **PTA**?!

Amelia: (Stops crying just to laugh) PETA… that thing’s so hilariously funny!

Man: Laugh all you want, but PETA is a literal secret society at this century, and because of them I can’t eat anything but plants. Not even cheese, or I’ll get a headshot…

Amelia: (Realizes something) Exactly! I’m from that so-called “PTA”! Now, tell me more about that organism that I support so much!

**[The man, gullible, of course, clears his throat to tell Amelia everything about it, taking so long that night had already started]**

Amelia: (Fascinated) So, **patrolmen** like me can time travel with a pocket watch like the one I have! Well, that rocks!

Man: (Kindly) That’s it! And, as a patrolwoman I’m pretty sure you’re doing an excellent job, despite your short age! Or is it any kind of dwarfism?

Amelia: (Confused) Hey, if we are at the 23rd century, why do you dress like a caveman?

Man: (With rage) It’s cause of the damn Aliens! Those who my ancestors were talking about since centuries ago!

Man: (Raging) So many aliens, all of them commanded by the family who names itself “**Momosuzu**”, who came here, just to grind my gears…

Man: (Raging) I hate those stupid Aliens! They destroyed the whole Britain! Then, the United States of Britain! And, as the top of the cake, they gave their technology only to the Japanese!

Amelia: (Disgusted) Don’t be racist! Never! Poor Aliens, man! Maybe they just want to be your friends!

Man: (Angered) They killed our president 20 years ago, “Richard Nixon II”, AND THEN, they changed the salt I had for my cake, and gave me sugar. Can you be viler? My salt changed for some sugar! They are sick!

Amelia: (Distracted) Wait, how is it Nixon II? He just had girls, not boys.

Man: The guy was casually named like that, we had to distinguish him from the past one.

Amelia: (Gets bored) Well, as I’m currently bored and I gotta follow my needs of doing stupidities on the timeline, I need to go! What’s your name, citizen whose name I’ll forget as soon as I leave?

Señor: (Proud) Dambas Hel.

Amelia: (Snorts) Sorry, I can’t get straight with that name!

**[Amelia presses he watch again, now focused into thinking a specific date, and the thunder we say before makes her disappear again]**

Dambas Hel: (Terrified) Don’t leave! Please! The patrol came to protect me from an angry horde of Twitter users because of a joke that consisted of a couple of blank pages!

**[Suddenly, a massive stampede of people who wore jackets and trousers like in the older cowboy films, appear, mounting blue-colored dinosaurs, concretely velociraptors, and chase the man, who runs away, abnormally fast. Suddenly, Amelia’s Point of view comes back, in a brighter London.]**

Amelia: (Happy) I have a true modern technology miracle with me! And no one’s gonna steal it, ever!

**[Just because of that, a male kid with a red cap who wore a literal barrel as clothes and had his legs exposed gets to Amelia’s place, and flicks her forehead, stunning her for a moment]**

Kid: (Cocky) Kewl! A golden pocket thingy! Just imagine the money I’ll get when I pawn it!

**[The kid accidentally presses the watch, which falls because he tripped. As the clock is still in the air, the so-loved thunder comes again and takes the child’s body, making him disappear forever]**

Amelia: (Shocked) It can’t be…

Amelia: (Impressed) This watch just decided to make me its sidekick!

*And, to this day, I never knew where did that “El chavo” kid go*

**[Amelia’s watch showed the date, telling it was the year 2020]**

Amelia: (Interested) I see! So, we are currently in 2020! I actually thought that some kind of global menace would kill us all before we got to it…

**[The scene cuts to Amelia, who is seen enjoying various totally new and original things from 2020, like playing with Arcade machines, going to rollercoasters, watch Brand-new movies at the theaters, and many others activities that were actually the norm much before she was born. Finally, she’s seen happy, having a chocolate ice cream, sitting down at a bench at the nearest square]**

Amelia: (Happy) I just had a huge Blast on these super innovative activities I have experienced!

Amelia: (Realizes something) Wait! I’m AT home! I can go and visit my parents! I’m sure they’ll drop their jaws when they meet me after all these years!

**[Times passes, and, defeated, Amelia goes back to the bench from before, with her already melted ice-cream all over one of her hands]**

Amelia: (Depressed) They didn’t recognize me because, as they say, I’m an adult at this period, so I’ll better start forgetting about this…

**[But, changing the mood, a later scene shows Amelia stealing the iPhone to a stereotypical Instagram user with a multicolored hair, who was way too busy taking selfies with another identical iPhone of different version, despite the non-existent differences]**

Amelia: (Thinks, like a rogue) That weird habit of taking photos to one-self helps a lot to steal a lot of things. Thieves must be having a great treat by now!

**[At a high speed, Amelia runs away from the scene completely scared, without any context. At least there wasn’t context until we saw a literal duck with a police uniform chasing her angrily, and holding its police club with its beak]**

*Please, pay attention to the duck, cause it’s not the last time you’re gonna see it.*

**[Time passes again, and we see how Amelia was visiting was it seemed to be France, but in a semi-dystopic future. While she was having a nice dinner based on spaghetti with tomato sauce and that awful substance they call “Pineapple”, outside there was a literal riot. We could see lots of people shooting bazookas at the streets, all pointing to a same man, who was running away in a bike, visibly doped, being that the sole reason for that kind of violent outbreak]**

Amelia: (Satisfied) Ok, I like 2030’s France now. There’s even more electricity, new type of cheese… Even the guillotine has come back, just to cut food at home!

**[The youngling then decides to stand up, and, obviously without paying anything, decides to Time-travel again. She got lucky, because the second after that, a bazooka from the violent riot landed just on Amelia’s table.]**

*I went to a lot of places…*

**[In past times, Amelia is seen running away from an old bald man with a flabby face, who was no other than Winston Churchill himself]**

Amelia: (Takes it back) Sorry for comparing you to a Pug, sir!

**[Now, in a much further away period, Amelia decided to explore the amazing environment that can be seen. “Forest-like”, she'd say. That happened until she saw the gigantic footprints of dinosaurs]**

Amelia: (Cautious) I have a feeling that this is going to end up in the most painful way I can think of if I go all-out…

**[Amelia looks up and sees an enormous T-Rex, who roars at the look of the tiny girl]**

Amelia: (Terrified) Why did I want to go to the cretaceous era?!

**[Finally, after many failed travels, Amelia has no other option than reconsidering going back to her original period, in company of the very same T-Rex, who looked more peaceful than before, thanks to the typical help of its huge glasses. Something common in dinosaurs, naturally.]**

Amelia: (Gets philosophical, next to the T-rex) What’s my place, Dino sir? Which path should I pick…?

**[The T-Rex, somehow, feels the need to help Amelia regarding her decision, so it decides to lay down on the ground, causing a huge earthquake that activated a pair of volcanoes on the process, and points with its tiny arms to the sky.]**

Amelia: (Offended) I ain’t goin’ to heaven! I don’t wanna die!

**[The dinosaur proceeds to makes gestures that show it doesn’t have any idea of what does Amelia want then. Speaking of her, she decided to lay down besides the Dino]**

Amelia: Look, T-rex. I’ve been doing things for a single day and I’m already bored… Despite of going everywhere without pants, supposedly more entertaining because I have to avoid being arrested by the cops and all that.

**[The T-Rex helper nods in response, empathizing with Amelia, and surpassing the logical limit of what a T-Rex can do.]**

Amelia: Maybe I should establish myself somewhere, and buy some pants, skirts, whatever the heck I need.

**[Amelia gets up, and decides to leave, having winning the sympathy of that gigantic dinosaur]**

Amelia: (Smiles) Thank you, Mister Dinosaur! You really know about listening!

**[The dinosaur proceeds to roar at the same time it moves its tiny left arm to wave goodbye. Amelia waves back and a thunder makes disappear the same way we have seen all these times, confusing the poor T-Rex.]**

*After finding somewhere to stay…*

**[We can see Amelia living behind the scenery of a place known as “Chuck E’ Cheese”, trying to sleep, but with two pillows, both of them being put at both sides of her head, trying to not hear the high-volume noises of the place]**

*It was obvious. Chuck E Cheese what the most ideal place where I could live.*

Amelia: (Annoyed) Shut up, already! It’s like 4 p.m, and I wanna sleep!

*But then, something gave me back my Will to live…*

**[We can see Amelia now in another place, STILL wearing the same big shirt which she wore when she was running away so long ago. She was looking at the TVs that were inside the showcase of a store, of only TVs. Despite the glasses being completely broken because some thieves were stealing all over the place. A news channel was broadcasting at that moment, and the newsreader was highly remarked. He looked like certain Spanish newsreader, it’s not like his design was inspired on him or anything, even if he has the same aspect and does the same puns as him It’s not like he has a notepad consisting of only jokes, right?]**

Newsreader: Now, let’s talk about the Japanese phenomenon that rocked around the world!

**[As the thieves were stealing the TVs, Amelia walked behind them, hypnotized by what she was watching, without them noticing her. Suddenly, on the TV screen, it shows “2020: Again” and a blue triangle logo with the “Hololive Production” words appears]**

Newsreader: Hololive Production has brought joy to millions of new people during the time the pandemic last, which were just a few months because the lab’s scientists revealed they just wanted to see the world burn!

**[At the same moment, we can see a young girl with a blue hair color, a small build, twin tails separated and braided by fake carrot pins, and a cute rabbit suit covered by a wool sweater. The girl was happily dancing in a scenery that looked like a concert one, while lots of people raised blue fluorescent tubes. The girl had remarkable rabbit ears and Hazel-coloured eyes.]**

Rabbit Girl: (Happy) **Kon-Peko, Kon-Peko**! **Usada Pekora** from Hololive’s 3rd generation is Live now!” Ah, domo! Ah, domo!”

**[The girl, whose name was Pekora, captivated the young innocent eyes of Amelia, who couldn’t stop watching her while awaking her most unknown side. The weeb side that show once you start consuming Japan’s entertainment.]**

Newsreader: That’s not all! The now globally acclaimed Cover Corp is going to expand itself even further! For the first time, overseas people will enjoy the full content of the new talents, thanks to a new English brand!

Amelia: (Slips an American accent) Ayo! I’m an English one!

**[Amelia, who was already in an armored van with a Television plugged to a wall, something technically impossible to make in real life, keeps watching fascinated by what she sees]**

Newsreader: And, how was that even possible?

**[Now the TV shows the office that literally was the same a Yakuza officer’s one. It had the biggest luxuries that a Japanese criminal could ever imagine regarding to furniture. Even the seats were more reminiscent to thrones than actual seats. It also had a long black luxury sofa, and a big painting with a Japanese kanji that meant “Kiryu”]**

Newsreader: In some way which we won’t reveal just to avoid better news channels to steal the idea that feeds me, we have interviewed the Pioneer of this new Project!

**[On that same instant, a voluptuous, tall woman appeared. She had a really long, orange hair, pointy ears, and two dark-brown horns, one of them with a yellow scar. Regarding wardrobe, not only highlighting her very big breast size, it also had a Neckwear, that seemed to be bases on a dragon eye. Fortunately, the chest zone, which was White, was fully covered. Nonetheless, below the breast, the color started turning black, joining forces with her sleeves’ colors, because her jacket was the same color. She also had a very short red skirt, and a single tight put on her right leg, and she had little brown shoes, the most average thing about her, because she had a literal gigantic dragon tail showing itself. Her eyes were purple, with a “red-orange-ish” ending]**

Dragon Girl: (Energetic) Good morning, mother-!

**[A censorship bleep occurs for reasons that only apply to US television but would be repeated a half dozen times in the rest of English-speaking countries]**

Newsreader: She is **Kiryu Coco**, one of the most inspiring Virtual Youtubers of all time, due to her creativity and her fluency both in English and Japanese, allowing to create a bridge for both sides of her viewers!

**[Coco is seen punching violently a humanoid man with a weird cartoony face, which formed the expression: “:>)”]**

Newsreader: Talent that caused the need of getting more English members aside, she really hates mixing both languages Deep inside her soul.

**[Amelia becomes completely fascinated, so much that she doesn’t even notice that the burglars had already opened the van’s door a long time ago]**

Thieves: (Shouting) Are you deaf, kid?!

Amelia: (Tells them to silence) Shhh! Silence, I’m discovering my vocation!

**[The thieves decide to put a bag on Amelia’s face, being this the only thing that causes her to finally react]**

Amelia: (Gets jumpscared) Who did unplug my eyes?!

Thief 2: (Angry) Kid, you don’t realize the mess you got in…

**[The second thief pulls out a gun, but fast enough, Amelia pulls out her own pocket watch and presses it, making the lightning arrive just before the thief shoots her. This made the bullet shoot the first thief, who actually starts crying like the typical man-child he might be]**

Thief 1: (Crying comically) Why did you make me a Boo-hoo?! That hurts, sonuvabi-!

**[Now, in other period, Amelia has returned to the exact same moment where she had originally begun everything, somewhere between the 2000s because there is no established age for her in the original Canon. She was at an abandoned office, which had several pictures about an old man with an eyepatch, taking a photo with a fatter and blonde-haired and bearded man, and other one much slimmer with dark hair and clothes, and a green jacket. In other pictures, he was at the actual moon with his pants down, censor everything behind an strategic crater, not only proving that you can spill liquids on the moon, but you can do it by yourself. Or that’s the theory, because nothing could be seen.]**

Amelia: (Fascinated) This office is perfect! It’s abandoned, yeah, but I’ll restore it in no time! When I get to speak Japanese and talk to that company’s girls! I’m sure that this office Will be done by the next week!

**[There is a huge Time-skip. A more grown-up Amelia could be seen, maybe being a late teenager or a young adult. She had become quite taller, but no so much compared to the average adult. Her chest, in the other way, had developed much better, being fairly big, though nowhere as big as Coco’s one. And, the best part is that she actually put something on her legs, a Brown skirt like the one that Smol Ame had]**

Amelia: (Resented) Hot-Damn you, Japan, why did you have to create such an impossible language?

**[Amelia looks at a huge list of soup cans, sandwich wraps, and many different snacks that she had been eating for God-knows how much time]**

Amelia: (Confident) At least I got fed pretty well!

*Oh, yeah, about that, just listen to my friend **Kiara**’s little tip. Nurture yourselves with some fried chicken!*

Female voice: (Annoyed) Ame, I have NEVER said that!

*Oh my god, Kiara, see, I was trying to send subliminal messages of your restaurants!*

Kiara’s voice: (Happy) Well, okay, no problem then! But please, just eat chicken daily, not the whole day!

**[We can see Amelia’s office being not so messy now, and she had a really good gaming PC now]**

Amelia: (Proud) Thanks to my many employments regarding **Tako Bell**’s restaurants, I have the ultimate PC! With this, I’ll be able to play everything without any kind of lag!

**[Amelia starts a game of the famous torture method known as “Minesweeper”, making the PC collapse and reboot the whole operating system.]**

Amelia: (Rages) Oh, come on!!

**[Times goes by, and we can see a happy Amelia, trying to prepare herself for the future audition of the previously mentioned “Hololive English” group. As we could read that on her monitor, we could see that her PC had gotten much, but MUCH better.]**

Amelia: (Breathes heavily) That computer… Got to handle the Minesweeper at 20 FPS… During two seconds… In my hour-long play… It’s the best one I’ve ever seen!

**[Suddenly but fast enough, Ame accidentally click a video from Youtube, simply named “Kiryu Coco’s super important Announcement”]**

Amelia: (Hyped) Neat! Coco has some new sauce to share with all of us!

**[We can see the aforementioned Coco with a more serious expression than we usually know, in a video with a blank background]**

Coco: (Slightly sad) I, Kiryu Coco, am leaving Hololive…

**[Those words make Ame suffer a mini heart attack, just to go back to normal about three second later]**

Amelia: (Sickly worried) How?! Why are you going-?! You’re the reason of my future existence!

**[After a couple of minutes, and having watched the whole video, Ame has finally succumbed to the first stage of adulthood. A severe depressive period]**

Amelia: (Depressed) How Will I be able to tell Coco how epic Vtubers are, and thank her for giving me all of this? How…? How can I let her go…?

**[Seconds later, in other room where a pocket watch casually was located in front of the kitchen, we can see Amelia, with an evil grin reminiscent of a certain blue cat, sneaking around very slowly in order to get the watch]**

Amelia: (Realizes it) Why am I sneaking around? I live alone, L.O.L.

**[In that moment, Amelia prepares herself, as she is about to do something, packing in several arrows]**

### Epílogo

**[In Amelia’s pocket watch there is a displayed text. It says: “December of 2019: Attempt 721”]**

Amelia: (Determined) I’ve done countless travels, and moved the Timeline a lot! But nothing is new, so better keep trying! I gotta make the Timeline where she never retires happen! If I made Churchill have a president grandson because I made him chase me, I’ll get what I want!

**[A more dragon-like version of Coco is seen, simply represented as an inoffensive but huge purple dragon, who was peacefully flying above the city, without knowing that, really far away, Amelia was about to shoot her a dart just to sedate her. Nonetheless, before doing that, two guardians like the ones seen at the beginning appeared behind her]**

Guard 1: (Firm) **Amelia Watson**! **PTA** arrests you because of your countless crimes against the **Unchanging Timeline**!

Amelia: (Sighs) So, you finally hunted your prey, huh?

**[Amelia finally shoots the dart, hitting Coco and making her have a violent fall down to Hololive’s main headquarters, breaking a big part of the building, but not completely destroying it]**

Amelia: (Satisfied) Now I’m sure that she will have a better fate…

Guard 1: (Angry) You are going to pay for each crime you committed against the Space and Time, ruthless kid!

**[The guard arrests Amelia with handcuffs, which were made of plasma energy. The moment she moved her hand, she got herself a burn on it.]**

Amelia: (Groans, annoyed) Ugh, shit…

*-ending*

They will be divided between two sections. One made for Hololive specific references, for those who don't know that much about it, so they don't confuse theirselves.

The other part if just for other types of references, those ones who'd bring joy to Captain America, a walking reference himself.

#### Holoreferences

* The billboards make references to the Vtubers **Usada Pekora**, **Akai Haato/Haachama,** and **Kiryu Coco**, this one because of **Asacoco**, one fictional drug made by the former Vtuber.
* The future aliens from the Momosuzu family are from the same family as **Momosuzu Nene**, who in herCreal Lore is a girl who came from another world to become an idol, so she’s technically one alien herself. (Don’t worry, the only she’d invade would be your heart)
* There is a reference of Vtuber Takanashi Kiara’s restaurant, the **Kiara Fried Phoenix** (KFP), which is an actual part of her real Lore.
* Finally, there is a mention to **Tako Bell,** which is not only a parody of the famous Taco Bell, but also a reference to the Vtuber **Ninomae Ina’nis,** who, because of her Eldritch-like tentacles and her mascot, has been associated to Octopuses (Meaning “Tako” in Japanese, hence the joke). The Tako Bell is technically Canon in the real Hololive too, since Takanashi Kiara mentions it in her latest KFP video.

#### Other references

* The criminal drama series **CSI** are mentioned.
* Expresso Kidnapinni is a parody of Italian-American mob stereotypes, as later joker about **The Godfather** can evidence it later.
* Amelia’s first-time travel makes a brief parody of the one we can see at a cutscene of the game **Sonic CD**, as it mentions later.
* There is a fictional Great-Great-Grandson from the famous Billionaire **Elon Musk**, and there are parodies of other famous people afterwards, including **Richard Nixon** and **Christopher Columbus.**
* There is a mention to the show **Futurama**.
* There is a totally natural and not parodical joke about the level of maturity from an average Twitter user (Not the ones who only use it to watch things they like) as the blue-themed dinosaurs show.
* The Kid who robs Amelia is a parody of **El Chavo**, protagonist of the Mexican show “**El Chavo del 8”**.
* Not only satisfied with parodying **Instagram**, we also make cruel jokes about Apple’s **iPhones.**
* Amelia is chased somehow by no other than **Winston Churchill**
* The newsreader is a parody of **Matias Prats,** a Spanish newsreader known for his unmatchable charisma, and his ability to make puns, sometimes slipping them without us noticing. (At least that’s the fame he got in recent years)
* Ame can’t stop lagging wat **Minesweeper**
* They way in which Ame grins with evilness while she sneaks to gets her watch is a parody of the meme about **Tom sneaking behind the door**, from **Tom and Jerry’s** original show.

## Behind the Camera

### A Vtuber-Simping team's inner thoughts

Greetings to everyone who's reading this little stupid section about inner thoughts. If you were curious or accidentally got this on your screen, let me apologize. You may not have a clue of what's going on.

Just to have a (debatably) fresh start, I've decided to publish a port of the first episode of one show I started making last december, which eventually became the base to make a whole universe known as the **Hololiverse**!

Said project was not considered at first. I just wanted to make a one-shot to cope with the feelings of the back-then due to graduate Kiryu Coco. "A graduation? Sad?" Yeah, in VTuber and Idol Culture, graduation means the definitive retirement of one person who had been in this line of work. And Coco's retirement kinda hurt me back then.

However, after having access to unvaluable amounts of Copium, seeing the potentially growing Lore in Hololive English, growing my self-confidence, and most importantly, the debuts of Irys and Hololive's Council, HoloEN's brand new talents back then, made me consider having my own universe based on these girls. Something that would vaguely remind of the UCM, but with my constant crazy sense of humor (Marvel's jokes are bett- I mean, different from mine) and making a huge base on the original Lore (When I mean huge I mean "At least I respect the girls' identities").

Soon after that, when Gawr Gura released her first single, "Reflect", an idea of a show about her came to my mind. Then a One-Shot about Takanashi Kiara and Mori Calliope, and other interconnected projects.

Finally, motivated after having watched "Loki" y asked myself: "Yo, Mr/Ms/whatever I am Tenshi! What if I made a show about Amelia Watson's origins, and her time travels?

After shaping my idea just for enough time to make Tea Time only remind people of Loki 'Cause of an annoying time patrol, I realised that, knowing Amelia's 21st century comedy, I could make a lot of surreal humor and jokes fit into this show, so I took that risk.

And, that's the story of how the first episode came out! Just a little prologue that sets up a plot that will last for (at least) six episodes, in which we'll have an introspective take at Amelia's pre-Hololive-streaming past, but at the same time, meeting several of who would later become her colleagues.

There's a quite big lore, and even bigger madness events that I'd love to narrate in this story. And, if you liked this, I'd love even more that you stay and see future release soon! (I can't believed i'm writing the same project two times per episode) They surely will be crazier and funnier than this one, and filled with references for those who actually know about Hololive!

Mata ne~

### A teeny weeny favor

Puh lease! From the bottom of Twinkle's team, we'd like to know your opinions about this first episode! (Did you expect the Canadian-styled robot we put? We neither, Tenshi sneaked it last moment) Criticism can help our improvement! :D