A hairdo Won't Do

## Plot

Arion takes Robert to get a haircut at the barber but he throws a rather huge fit about it due to being scared

## Characters

* Arion
* Kameron
* Robert
* Elijah
* The Barber Kid
* Hair Monster

## Script

*[The episode starts with Rosie getting ready. She is shown brushing her hair in her mirror of her room.]*

**Rosie**: I’m finally done! Hmm.. Robert, are you ready? *[She jumps off the chair and runs to Robert’s room. She opens the door]* Robert??

**Robert**: *[His hair has grown, now covering his eyes]* Ready!

**Rosie**: Robert…your hair…

**Robert**: What? What’s wrong with it?

**Rosie**: *[Rubs his hair]* It’s.. grown— uhh.. well OVERgrown I should say. Hold on. *[Takes out a mirror and shows Robert]* See for yourself!

**Robert**: Cool! I like when my hair grows!

**Rosie**: I can’t even see your eyes.. *[Moves his hair to reveal his eyes]* Ah, there they are… *[Moves her hand away and his hair covers his eyes again.]* Aw, man… *[Takes out a chainsaw and turns it on, speaking in a happy tone.]* Well, I guess I better cut it!

**Robert**: *[Eyes widen and pushes her out of his room, slamming the door.]* No thanks! Like that’s ever gonna happen! *[Sits on his carpet and watches TV.]* We can hangout later.

**Rosie**: [*Slowly breaks through the wall with the chainsaw.]* You’re getting a hair cut! You. Will. Obey. ME!! *[She reaches for Robert’s hair and pulls it towards her while Robert tries to get away.]* GET OVER HERE!!!

*[Robert rams into Rosie and they roll into Arion’s room in a fight cloud. They land right next to him, who’s putting something in his dresser. Arion quickly closes it and turns around. Rosie is trying to cut Robert’s hair while Robert is fighting her.]*

**Arion**: Oh, Robert. Thanks for reminding me. I have you scheduled for the barber shop today. We’re not giving you a bald fade.

**Robert**: *[Panicking.]* What?!

**Rosie**: Why can’t he get bald fade, Arion?

**Arion**: Well…

*[A flash back occurs. It shows Robert, at preschool, entering the classroom. He is completely bald. Everyone looks at him and stare at his head. His baldness shines at everyone’s eyes.]*

**Micheal**: *[First one to notice and shouts repeatedly.]* Bald! Bald!

**All:** Bald! Bald! Bald! *[Repeatedly.]*

**Aaron:** *[Eyes are burning]* My eyes!

**Robert**: *[Covers his head, crying, runs out of the classroom.]*

*[The flashback ends and Robert is shown uncomfortable next to Rosie. Rosie pats his back feeling sorry for him.]*

**Arion**: Yeah, so I only told him to trim it low.

**Rosie**: Don’t worry, Robert. I come with you! [*Smiles.]*

*[Cut to outside of the castle. Arion closes the front door. Robert stands nervously with Rosie.]*

**Arion**: Okay, you ready?

**Rosie**: Yep!

**Robert**: Yeah… *[Looks at the doorknob and suddenly puts his hands around it, trying to prevent himself from going.]* All ready!

**Arion**: *[Sighs.]* Is this how it’s gonna be, Robert?

**Robert**: *[Smiles.]* Yeah! Now can’t go!

**Arion**: Whatever, Robert. *[He picks up Robert and carries him by his side. Robert crosses his arms and pouts.]*

*[Arion carries Robert all the way to the barber shop with Rosie following him from behind. Arion rips the door off forcing Robert to let go.]*

**Robert**: NO!!! CAN’T MAKE ME GO!!! *[Tries to run away but falls on the ground]* Huh?! *[Sees he’s been handcuffed to Arion.]* Huh??

**Arion**: Hmph! Nice try! I thought of what you would do before your tiny brain could even imagine it. *[Walks inside, dragging Robert behind him.]*

[Arion walks to the barber kid. Arion pushes Rayla off the chair.]

**Arion**: Move it or lose it! *[Places Robert on the chair]* Yo, Barber! *[Snaps his fingers]* Trim down my little brother’s hair, would ya? I’m in a hurry!

**Barber Kid**: *[Looks at Arion and holds out his hand]* Well, the charge is 20 bucks!

**Arion**: 20?! What happened to 10 bucks?!

**Barber Kid**: Because I need extra cash for a girl I saw in an ally once.

**Arion**: *[Pauses for a moment.]* Oh! Ew, dude! This is a family friendly show! You can’t talk about THAT!

**Barber Kid**: What?! Oh right, sorry! *[Takes out giant scissors.]* Now, 20 bucks or get lost!

**Arion**: Fine! *[Closes his eyes and reaches into his pocket, but his wallet doesn’t come out, he opens his eyes]* Huh?! *[Checks his other pocket]* Nope! *[Takes off his hat and checks in there.]* Nothing here either?! *[Looks at Robert, who is looking away and is whistling.]* Oh, so you’ve hidden it?

**Robert**: *[Has a terrified expression and gets up, running off-screen.]*

**Arion**: Oh, no you don’t! Come here! *[Stretches his arm off-screen and pulls Robert back.]* Not so fast, Eager McBeaver! And I bet I know where it is! *[Digs through Robert’s back pocket.]* Mega Man Plush. *[Pulls out a Mega Man Plush and tosses it aside.]* ToyPhone. *[Pulls out an ToyPhone and tosses it aside.]* Switch Console. *[Pulls out a Console that resembles the Nintendo Switch and puts it in his pocket.]* Darn it, I thought I lost this … and I just cancelled my online membership! Kirby Plush. *[Pulls out a Kirby Plush and tosses it aside.]* Mono’s paper bag. *[Pulls out a a paper bag, with 2 circle eye holes, and tosses it aside.]* Aha! Found it! *[Pulls a bubble gum bag out.]* Huh? Oh this is just a bubble gum bag.

**Robert**: I find in dresser! You chewed gum?

**Arion**: I don’t chew gum. I’ve never chewed gum. In fact, I hate gum!

**Robert**: Oh. How I blowed bubble??!

**Arion**: Robert, that wasn’t gum.. *[Looks at Barber Kid and Rosie, Barber Kid shakes his head no and Rosie stands there confused.]* Uh… *[Arion blushes and looks at Robert.]*

**Robert**: Well??

**Arion**: *[Embarrassed.]* It was gum for Jo— Kameron! Uh, Kameron! Yeah! *[Tosses the gum bag aside and finds his wallet.]* Aha! *[Pulls his wallet out and puts Robert down.]* Found it! *[Pulls out 20 dollars and gives it to the barber kid.]*

**Barber Kid**: Thanks! Now, if you can hold him steady.

**Arion**: We’ll try…

*[Arion and Rosie tackle Robert and begin to tie him up in duck tape and ropes. Arion puts him in the barber chair and glues his butt to the seat. Robert cries and whimpers as the Barber Kid walks up to him. The Barber Kid grabs Robert’s head study and cuts his hair, but his small scissors break.]*

**Barber Kid**: Crap, these must be defective. *[Grabs bigger ones and tries again, but they shatter like dust.]* Very strange… *[Has a creepy voice tone and puts his face closer to Robert.]* Welp, you know what that means! We’ll have to use Big Bessie! *[Pulls out his mega scissors.]* Or should I say: *HOG MAMA!!! [Robert looks terrified.]*

**Robert**: *[Shivers, but gets held by Arion.]*

**Arion**: *[Comforts him.]* There, there, Robert. Nothing is gonna happen. *[Gives him his switch console.]* Here, just play Mario Party while you wait. *[Smiles]*

*[Robert plays and the barber uses his scissors to cut his hair, but his hair doesn’t cut, and ends up slicing Arion’s head off. Arion’s head falls to the floor.]*

**Arion**: You could’ve given me a heads up. Now, can someone please give me a hand? *[The barber cuts off his arm and it falls on his head. Arion chuckles.]* That’s very funny, Barber.. *[Angrily]* I’M DECAPITATED HERE!!!

**Rosie**: I got it. *[Picks up Arion’s head and puts it back on.]*

**Arion**: Thanks, Rosie.. *[Regrows a new arm.]* I don’t understand. Why isn’t his hair cutting?? *[Tugs and pulls on his hair.]*

**Robert**: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! *[Slaps his hand.]* Knock it off!

**Arion**: Aw, banana oil! We’ve tried the scissors! Pulling it won’t work- *[Waves his hands a little]* Robert’s hair just won’t come off! Maybe we need to try fire power!

**Rosie**: *[Light pulp appears over her head.]* Fire power?! *[Rips off Arion’s head and uses it as a flame thrower.]*

*[Robert is hit with Arion’s fire breath and Robert’s body gets burnt, yet, his hair still doesn’t fall off.]*

**Arion**: *[Regrows a new head.]* You could’ve just asked!

[Arion’s other head gets dropped onto the ground and he bounces to a seat next to Rayla and Brandon. They turn to look at the head before moving away a little disgusted. Cut back to Arion and Rosie. Suddenly, Robert’s hair starts to rise up like tentacles and starts to strangle the barber. Arion and Rosie are talking so they don’t notice. Robert, still tied up, is freaking out.]

**Arion**: Maybe we can freeze it off and give it frost bite! That has to work!

**Rosie**: How about some poison?

**Arion**: Nah, how about chum? No, I can’t go to the Chum Bucket. I can’t swim underwater without power ups.

**Rosie**: How about Poison Mushrooms?

**Arion**: We don’t have those…and how will that work?!

**Rosie**: Hey, I’m trying here! How about…um…[bangs her head] Cuphead’s pet goat! He can eat it off, can’t he?

**Arion**: That could work, if we knew where Inkwell Isle was…

**Rosie**: [points at Arion] You’ve watched The Cuphead Show!

**Arion**: [boops Rosie’s nose while pointing at her] That doesn’t mean I know where it is!

Their chat is interrupted by The Barber Kid getting thrown out the window. They turn around and see Robert’s hair has formed into a giant tentacle hair monster.

**Arion**: That’s new…

**Rosie**: Very new…

The 2 gets get grabbed by the neck and strangled.

**Robert**: I think hair alive!

The hair monster then grows eye balls and a mouth. It slams Arion and Rosie all over the shop and then slams them on the ground.