recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Dixie Land

Relations:
Homer Land (Parent)
Beulah Land (Parent)
Mary Land (Sibling)
Scot Land (Sibling)
River Land (Sibling)
Delta Land (Sibling)
 Genetics:
Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Brown

Dixie Land is a teen Sim who resides along with her family in Widespot and is 5 days away from becoming an adult.

She is the second oldest of the Land children and attends public school.

According to her bio, though she admires her older sister, she does not want to be like her. Might hint towards how messy Mary's life appears to be to her, or how messy it will become.
Raelynn v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jocelyn offered to shake hands with Raelynn at the coin toss, but she instead gave Jocelyn the finger.

*2nd Quarter*

* Dexter got reported for pulling Nina's hair while trying to tackle her, which is not allowed.

*3rd Quarter*

* Doan tripped over his own shoelaces (courtesy of Angela) while he was trying to kick a goal.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 5.2 (32), 9.6 (60), 13.10 (88), 17.14 (116)**

Raelynn Diamonds 3.2 (20), 5.5 (35), 6.9 (45), 9.12 (66)
Josh v Caitlin

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Mandii lost her wig because Tyson tackled her and the wig fell off and a seagull took it.
	+ Soon, the crowd started calling Mandii a Bald Slut.

*3rd Quarter*

* Diane called Mandii a giant penis.

*4th Quarter*

* After the siren went, Mandii started to cry because everybody laughed at her bald head.

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 0.1 (1), 4.1 (25), 7.7 (49), 9.12 (66)**

Josh Power 3.4 (22), 3.7 (25), 6.7 (42), 8.8 (56)
Derry v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* While Louise was doing a snap kick, she accidentally kicked DD in the butt.

*2nd Quarter*

* Jacob was pole dancing on a goal post.

*4th Quarter*

* Dexter was the only player who wasn't grateful about the match's draw.

## Gallery

Louise's reaction after she accidentally kicked the football in DD's butt.
## The Score

**Derry Sharks 6.0 (36), 8.1 (49), 12.4 (76), 16.7 (103)**

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 3.1 (19), 9.6 (60), 9.6 (60), 16.7 (103)**
Rachel-Lou v Josh

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Wayne snapped his arm during a tackle with Tyson and Josh.

*3rd Quarter*

* Heidi tried to get Riley out of the boundary so she can get a free kick, but she failed and Riley shoved her outside the boundary.
	+ However, Riley didn't get reported.

*4th Quarter*

* Tyson started to cheer because he somehow marked the ball, handpassed it to Nancy and she kicked the winning goal.

## The Score

**Josh Power 3.3 (21), 6.6 (36), 9.6 (60), 14.11 (95)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 3.3 (21), 5.5 (35), 9.6 (60), 14.9 (93)
Frieda v Diego

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Frieda scolded Helen for pulling her hair in a tackle.

*3rd Quarter*

* Diego kicked 4 goals to extend the Royals lead.

*4th Quarter*

* The Royals didn't score much throughout the quarter because Danton got distracted most of the time.
	+ While Frieda managed to kick 3 goals to secure a win for the Suns.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 4.1 (25), 7.7 (49), 10.11 (71), 13.15 (93)**

Diego Royals 4.2 (26), 8.6 (54), 13.7 (85), 13.10 (88)
Eileen v Julian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Julian teased the opposition during Quarter Time.

*3rd Quarter*

* One of Eileen's goal-scoring torpedo kicks smashed the commentary box and hit Chris in the nose.
	+ Chris was so mad about this, he didn't give the Cats a goal.

*4th Quarter*

* Eileen scored the winning goal with 2 seconds remaining.

* Eileen was making cat noises to scare Julian after the siren went.

## Memorable Quotes

*No Goal For Cats*

Chris: And here comes Eileen kicking a torpedo kick from the Back Line... And it's a goal!

Eileen: Yeah!

(ball smashes into the commentary box)

Chris: Ow, god fuck it. On second thought, since Eileen hit my nose with this goddamn ball, no goal awarded.

Eileen: What? That's against the fucking rules!

Chris: Whatever Eileen.

*Eileen's Cat Attack*

Eileen: Yes, we won! In your fucking face, Julian!

Julian: Aw man.

(Eileen makes cat noises at Julian)

Julian: (screams) Oh my god, I am so out of here.

Eileen: Ha, that scared him.

## The Score

**Eileen Cats 0.9 (9), 4.10 (34), 10.10 (70), 10.12 (72)**

Julian Bombers 3.2 (20), 5.3 (33), 7.5 (47), 10.6 (66)

## Gallery

Promo of the matchEileen gets mad after one of her goals doesn't count
Christian Tigers

## Players

Centre -

Ruck -

Ruck Rover -

Rover -

Wing -

Wing -

Forward Pocket -

Forward Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Full Forward -

Full Back -

Centre Half Back -

Centre Half Forward -

Half Back Flank -

Half Back Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

## Gallery

The Tigers' Home JerseyThe Tigers' Away JerseyThe Tigers' Clash Jersey used in Rounds 6 and 19
Julian v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Raelynn kicked Julian in the shin instead of shaking his hand before the coin toss.

*3rd Quarter*

* While Raelynn marking the ball, she kicked Dash in the back of his head.

*4th Quarter*

* Raelynn was furious after the match because her team lost.

## The Score

**Julian Bombers 3.1 (19), 6.8 (44), 10.8 (68), 13.10 (88)**

Raelynn Diamonds 2.1 (13), 5.3 (33), 7.4 (46), 7.4 (46)
Frieda v Caitlin

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Before the coin toss, Frieda gave Caitlin a friendly hug.

*2nd Quarter*

* Rex was picking on Denzel and was calling him a pipsqueak.
	+ Denzel got back at Rex by kicking a goal which put the Reds in the lead and later giving him the finger.

*3rd Quarter*

* Tina managed to kick Stanley in the balls because he is a douche.
	+ She was lucky she didn't get reported, making her chances of winning the Brownlow still alive.

*4th Quarter*

* The Suns made a comeback with Frieda kicking 6 goals straight.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 5.5 (35), 8.9 (57), 12.12 (84), 18.13 (121)**

Caitlin Reds 5.3 (33), 8.13 (61), 13.13 (91), 15.15 (105)
Barbara v Rachel-Lou

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Urbi and Raphael managed to keep the Ninjas scoreless in the 1st quarter because they kept tackling Rick and Rachel-Lou every time they were trying for goal.

*2nd Quarter*

* Barbara kicked 5 of the 7 Demons' goals.

*4th Quarter*

* Wayne got reported for headbutting Emma.
	+ This was because Emma kept talking about religious stuff.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 3.2 (20), 10.5 (65), 13.9 (87), 18.13 (121)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 0.0 (0), 2.0 (12), 3.1 (19), 4.2 (26)
Adoriabelle v Julian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Janicee kicked a goal 75 meters (82 yards) from the goalposts.

*3rd Quarter*

* Julian and Adoriabelle got into a fight with each other.

*4th Quarter*

* Drika, Tinye and Brenda all hugged each other after winning the match

## The Score

**Adoriabelle Mimes 2.6 (18), 5.9 (39), 8.9 (57) 12.10 (82)**

Julian Bombers 1.2 (8), 3.4 (22), 6.9 (45), 9.12 (77)
Jarrod Bulldogs

## Players

Centre -

Ruck -

Ruck Rover - #8 Jarrod Gaile

Rover - Joss Duggar

Wing - Christina Adamson

Wing -

Forward Pocket - #22 Kristen Schmidt

Forward Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Full Forward -

Full Back - #88 Gavin Jennings

Centre Half Back -

Centre Half Forward -

Half Back Flank -

Half Back Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

## Uniforms

The Jaguar's Home JerseyThe Jaguar'a Away Jersey
Barbara v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Brenda had 6 shots at goal, and surprisingly she missed all of them.

*3rd Quarter*

* Adoriabelle told her teammates at 3-Quarter Time that they still have a chance to beat the Demons.

*4th Quarter*

* Brenda was on the bottom of a 4-person stack (the other 3 were Urbi, Raphael and Dennis) and she had the ball with 50 seconds remaining.
	+ She managed to escape from the stack and kicked a goal with 1 second remaining.

## The Score

**Adoriabelle Mimes 1.1 (7), 5.5 (35), 9.9 (63), 13.10 (88)**

Barbara Demons 2.2 (14), 6.7 (37), 9.13 (67), 12.13 (85)
Diego Royals

## Players

Centre - #53 Aureola Ocean

Ruck - #23 Julissa Bristol

Ruck Rover - #91 Gordon Crinsom

Rover - #89 Carlos Wolfhard

Wing - 55# Leighton North

Wing - #65 Darla Silva

Forward Pocket - #12 Sage Maximillian

Forward Pocket - #40 Frenchy Martinez

Back Pocket - 33 Isadora "Isa" Magnus

Back Pocket - #21 Talon Wrecker

Full Forward - #70 Danton Alves

Full Back - #77 Josie Caillat

Centre Half Back - #97 Christina Monteiro

Centre Half Forward - #85 Chloe White

Half Back Flank - 18# Helen Diaz

Half Back Flank - 47# LaKhrissa Montez

Half Forward Flank - #49 Diego Silva

Half Forward Flank - #06 Maya Rock

## Gallery

The Royals' Home JerseyThe Royals' Away Jersey
Ciara v Diego

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Diego was delighted to see Ciara, but Ciara slapped him in the face and told him she is over him.

*2nd Quarter*

* Diego was so sad about Ciara breaking up with him, he started to throw the match.

*3rd Quarter*

* Ciara started to get more angry at Diego because he was missing goals on purpose.

*4th Quarter*

* All the players on the Royals got angry at Diego because he threw the match.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 4.4 (28), 8.4 (52), 11.6 (72), 14.9 (93)**

Diego Royals 4.5 (29), 6.6 (36), 10.9 (69), 13.9 (87)
Adoriabelle v Diego

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* LaKhrissa taunted some of the Mimes players before the coin toss.

*3rd Quarter*

* Danton began missing every shot at goal since the start of the 3rd quarter because during the 2nd quarter, Drika kicked him in the knee by accident during a tackle.

*4th Quarter*

* At Full Time, Helen was seen giving Rochelle the middle finger.

## The Score

**Adoriabelle Mimes 4.0 (24), 7.3 (45), 11.6 (72), 16.8 (104)**

Diego Royals 4.0 (24), 8.2 (50), 9.9 (63), 10.10 (70)
Raelynn v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Octavia bitch-slapped Raelynn for calling her the N-word.
	+ Then Raelynn bitch-slapped Octavia back for calling her a skank

*3rd Quarter*

* When Octavia scored a goal, the ball hit Raelynn in the face and she got pissed at her shortly

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 4.6 (30), 4.9 (33), 8.10 (58), 10.11 (71)**

Raelynn Diamonds 4.1 (25), 5.6 (36), 7.9 (51), 9.15 (69)
Barbara v Julian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Dennis accidentally slammed Dine, but he did not get reported

*2nd Quarter*

* Stacy hit Trevor in the eye while she was trying to hand pass the ball to Raphael.
	+ Trevor complained about this for the rest of the match.

*4th Quarter*

* Dash got reported because he pushed Barbara when she kicked a goal.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 2.3 (15), 5.6 (30), 12.8 (80), 16.12 (108)**

Julian Bombers 2.2 (14), 2.6 (18), 5.9 (39), 5.10 (40)
Sharita v Rachel-Lou

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Omar wished that Taylor didn't get suspended in Round 2 because she's a key player.

*3rd Quarter*

* Yoshi decided to put the Forwards in the Back Line, the Backs in the Forward Line, the Midfielders in the Centre Square and the Rucks in the Wings because the Ninjas were having a shit season so far.

*4th Quarter*

* Sharita teased Rachel-Lou after beating her team by 10 goals (60 points)

* After the match, Yoshi attempted suicide because he thought he was doing a terrible job at coaching since the Ninjas are on the bottom of the ladder.
	+ Tyne and Heidi stopped Yoshi and told him that everything's gonna be alright.

## Memorable Quotes

Ninjas coach, Yoshi Yoshida feels depressed after his team lost their fourth game in a row.
## The Score

**Sharita Raiders 4.2 (26), 8.9 (57), 12.12 (84), 16.14 (110)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 0.0 (0), 1.10 (16), 4.12 (36), 6.14 (50)
Ciara v Christian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Christian tripped over while he was going for goal and Alexia and Mahogany decided to get him up.

*3rd Quarter*

* Three Tigers players (all of them were Backmen) tackled Octavia and ripped her #10 jersey and exposed some parts of her bra.

*4th Quarter*

* Alexia was singing *Super Bass* by Nicki Minaj when the siren blew.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 1.1 (7), 4.1 (25), 8.5 (53), 12.6 (78)**

Christian Tigers 2.3 (15), 5.3 (33), 7.6 (48), 10.6 (66)
Eileen v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Not many goals were kicked in this quarter due to a catfight between Raelynn and Eileen.

*4th Quarter*

* The scores were tied until the last 3 minutes when Angela kicked a 20 metre goal.

## The Score

**Raelynn Diamonds 0.2 (2), 2.5 (17), 4.9 (33), 5.10 (40)**

Eileen Cats 0.4 (4), 3.8 (26), 4.9 (33), 4.10 (34)
CMFL Medals

Here are all of the medals the players and coaches can win.

**Coleman Medal**

Awarded for the player who kicked the most goals throughout the season, including the finals.

**Brownlow Medal**

Awarded to the best and fairest player overall in the 2015 CMFL Season. However, a player is only eligible if they haven't been reported three times or more.

**Norm Smith Medal**

Awarded to the best player on the ground on Grand Final day.

**Jock McHale Medal**

Awarded to the coach of the winning team in the Grand Final.
Jarrod v Josh

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Riley punched Christina for calling her a dyke.

*2nd Quarter*

* While Kristen was going for goal, Nancy snuck up behind her and pantsed her.

*4th Quarter*

* Diane was so mad about losing by so much, she ripped a TV from the skybox and threw it at Kristen.

## Memorable Quotes

*Riley's Suspension*

*Diane's Rampage*

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 4.6 (30), 7.8 (50), 12.12 (84), 15.14 (104)**

Josh Power 0.2 (2), 3.5 (23), 7.9 (51), 10.10 (70)
Frieda v Josh

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Josh closed his eyes while he was shaking hands with Frieda before the coin toss.

*2nd Quarter*

* Josh got angry at Tina because she called his team dysfunctional (i.e - Calling Josh a faggot and calling Tyson a lard bucket)
	+ A few seconds later, he called Tina a Kim Kardashian Wannabe.

*3rd Quarter*

* Tina becomes the Suns Leading Goalkicker after kicking 5 goals straight in the 3rd Quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Frieda tried to push Tyson in the back but Tyson farted on her and she screamed.

## Memorable Quotes

*What Did You Just Call Me?*

Frieda: Gosh Tina, I think we can easily beat the Power.

Tina: Why?

Frieda: Well for starters, the captain Josh Ponacchi is such a faggot and his brother Tyson is such a lard bucket.

(Tina laughs)

Tina: They must be dysfunctional.

10 minutes later...

Josh: Hey bitch, I heard what you said about my team.

Frieda: What are you talking about?

Josh: You called me a faggot behind my back and that was not cool! It was like calling Octavia Waverly the N-Word.

Frieda: Whatever, deal with it.

*In The Back-fire*

Tina: Tyson's got the ball, let's tackle that fatass!

Frieda: Way ahead of you, I'm gonna push him in the back.

(Frieda tries to push Tyson, but Tyson farts on her face)

Frieda: Oh god, that smell... (screams)

Tyson: Ha! Take that, bitch!

Josh: (laughs) Payback's a bitch, Frieda! Christian would probably recommend that you should take a tomato bath after this match.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 4.3 (27), 7.4 (46), 12.6 (78), 15.9 (99)**

Josh Power 2.1 (13), 4.1 (25), 8.3 (51), 10.3 (63)

## Gallery

Frieda, seconds before she screams after Tyson farts on her while trying to push him in the back.
Julian v Eileen

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Harmony was meditating in the Forward Line.
	+ This pissed off Kevin, so he decided to kick her in the face.

*4th Quarter*

* Eileen took a video of Brent crying like a baby on her phone at Full Time.

## The Score

**Eileen Cats 0.5 (5), 4.5 (29), 8.10 (58), 11.11 (77)**

Julian Bombers 0.4 (4), 3.6 (24), 5.10 (40), 7.11 (53)
Frieda v Christian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Although the Tigers won the coin toss, Christian let Frieda choose which side to kick from.

*2nd Quarter*

*3rd Quarter*

* Someone on the Tigers punched Frieda and she fell unconscious in the Suns' Forward Line.
	+ Christian soon ran to her and he cried and attempted to help recover her.

*4th Quarter*

* Frieda made a full recovery and later scored 3 goals.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 3.8 (26), 7.13 (55), 13.19 (97), 16.20 (116)**

Christian Tigers 1.5 (11), 6.10 (46), 6.11 (47), 10.11 (71)
Caitlin v Jessie

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jessie and Mandii shared glances at each other at one point of the quarter.

*2nd Quarter*

* Dick purposely struck Jessie in the wings because Dick said it was payback for all of the black girls she has been messing with.

*4th Quarter*

* Ashleigh and Jessie kicked 13 goals altogether after being 4 goals down in 3 Quarter Time.

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 1.3 (9), 3.5 (23), 6.9 (45), 19.13 (127)**

Caitlin Reds 4.3 (27), 7.6 (48), 10.9 (69), 10.12 (72)
Diego v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* DD got reported because she slammed Darla and sat on her chest.

*2nd Quarter*

* Shealee suffered a headache during the second quarter, so she had to be carried off the field.

*3rd Quarter*

* There was a bit of a fight between Marie Rose and Helen in the Sharks' Half Back Line.

*4th Quarter*

* Marie Rose kicked the last-minute winning goal for the Sharks.

## The Score

**Derry Sharks 2.0 (12), 5.2 (32), 11.8 (74) 15.6 (96)**

Diego Royals 3.6 (24), 4.7 (31), 11.8 (74), 14.9 (93)
Christian v Sharita

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Nobody scored a single point because all the players were too busy attacking each other.

*3rd Quarter*

* Christian said something bad about Sharita and she heard it.
	+ A minute later, they got into a fight, which Sharita won.

## The Score

**Christian Tigers 0.0 (0), 4.2 (26), 7.8 (50), 9.11 (65)**

Sharita Raiders 0.0 (0), 3.2 (20), 6.6 (42), 8.8 (56)
Diego v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Helen tripped Kristen while she had the ball, but the umpire did not report Helen.

*4th Quarter*

* Danton got a free kick at the last second because Gavin was outside of the boundary line while holding the ball.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 1.3 (9), 17.8 (110)**

Jarrod Bulldogs 4.0 (24), 9.1 (55), 16.3 (99), 17.4 (106)
Diego v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

*2nd Quarter*

* Christina tripped over in the Royals Forward Line when Dexter was crouched down and nearly broke her ankle.

*3rd Quarter*

* Danton kicked 5 goals and bragged about it at 3 Quarter Time

*4th Quarter*

* Byron had 5 shots at goal and missed every single one.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 0.4 (4), 6.5 (41), 12.6 (78), 15.11 (101)**

Jocelyn Sheriffs 2.8 (20), 5.10 (40), 11.11 (77), 11.15 (81)
Diego v Jessie

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Jessie had 8 shots at goal, but she was trying to throw the match by missing them all.
	+ She scored only 1 behind in that quarter.

*2nd Quarter*

* Jessie was so jealous about Caleb being the most popular player on the Giants, she told Akiko to punch him in the stomach.
	+ Akiko did it but she got a suspension.

*3rd Quarter*

* Alex scolded Jessie for trying to throw the match.

* Danton kicked 8 straight goals between the 2nd and 3rd quarters.

*4th Quarter*

* Akiko gave Jessie the finger after the match because she got her suspended for a month.

* Jordan more than doubled the Giants' score by kicking 7 goals straight.

## Memorable Quotes

*Could You Do Me a Favor and Beat Up Caleb?*

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 1.1 (7), 5.3 (33), 7.6 (48), 15.10 (100)**

Diego Royals 4.0 (24), 8.0 (48), 12.0 (72), 15.6 (96)
Raelynn Diamonds

## Players

Centre -

Ruck -

Ruck Rover - Raelynn Marks #20

Rover -

Wing -

Wing - Nina Jensen #7

Forward Pocket -

Forward Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Full Forward -

Full Back -

Centre Half Back -

Centre Half Forward -

Half Back Flank -

Half Back Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

## Gallery

Diamonds' Home JerseyDiamonds' Away Jersey
Josh v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Tyson farted on Barbara while she was going for goal and she collapsed onto the ground seconds later.

*3rd Quarter*

* Nancy drank so many energy drinks at Half Time, at one point she belched very, very loudly.
	+ Her belch was so loud, everybody at Baxfield Football Ground heard it.

*4th Quarter*

* Barbara regained consciousness in the last 5 minutes, and kicked the winning goal.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 0.3 (3), 4.5 (29), 7.8 (50), 13.10 (88)**

Josh Power 2.6 (18), 6.6 (42), 9.9 (63), 12.15 (87)
Adoriabelle v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* When Adoriabelle won the coin toss, Raelynn gave her the finger.

* At the end of the quarter, Adoriabelle teased Raelynn due to her low score.
	+ This has caused Raelynn to mess with Adoriabelle's drink bottle later on.

*2nd Quarter*

* When Raelynn was caught holding the ball by an umpire, she tried to flirt her way out by making out with him. However, the umpire slapped her and reported her for sexual harassment.

*3rd Quarter*

* When Juli was about to kick a goal, some of the Diamonds' players were calling her names.

*4th Quarter*

* When the final siren blew, Raelynn was swearing like a sailor and even threatened to send everyone from the Adoriabelle Mimes to the morgue when they play at Lance Football Ground.

## Memorable Quotes

**Raelynn gets reported**

Umpire: (blows whistle) Hey, you're holding the ball! Adoriabelle's side gets a free kick.

Raelynn: Or maybe I can make you drop the charges. (French kisses the umpire)

Umpire: Please Raelynn, or I'll have to take your number for sexual harassment.

Raelynn: C'mon Umpire, just give us the free kick.

Umpire: Alright that's it Raelynn, you're on report.

Raelynn: Oh fuck you Umpire!

*The Final Siren'*

Chris: Game over! The Mimes have beaten the Diamonds by 17 points and the crowd has gone as wild as fuck!

Adoriabelle: Yay, we won sis.

Juli: Oh sure, whatever.

Raelynn: Seriously, this score must be a fucking joke! The Mimes should have lost by a million points! Motherfucker!

## The Score

**Adoriabelle Mimes 2.4 (16), 5.7 (37), 7.8 (50), 10.12 (72)**

Raelynn Diamonds 0.1 (1), 2.9 (21), 5.11 (41), 7.13 (55)

## Gallery

The promo of this matchRaelynn is pissed after losing the coin toss
Rachel-Lou v Adoriabelle

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Rick kicked his first goal of the season.

*2nd Quarter*

* Taylor got reported for slamming Janicee in the Forward Line.

*4th Quarter*

* Rachel-Lou and Omar were giving the Mimes players the bird after winning the match.
	+ Juli wanted to bash them but Drika and Tinye got ahold of her.

## The Score

**Rachel-Lou Ninjas 4.0 (24), 8.3 (51), 11.6 (72), 15.13 (103)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 3.2 (20), 6.6 (42), 10.9 (69), 13.12 (90)
Raelynn v Diego

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Nina was criticizing Darla's hair, which made her cry.

*3rd Quarter*

* Helen got reported for striking Raelynn for being an absolute bitch.

*4th Quarter*

* Danton kicked 5 goals straight.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 3.2 (20), 3.6 (24), 7.7 (49), 12.8 (80)**

Raelynn Diamonds 1.2 (8), 3.7 (25), 6.9 (45), 10.10 (70)
Diego v Julian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Dine got pantsed by Christina while he was trying to go for the ball.

*3rd Quarter*

* Julian kicked all of the goals in this quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Danton was dancing in the Centre Square when the siren blew.

## Memorable Quotes

*Another Pantsing*

Chris: And the ball is about to come over to where Dine and Christina are in the Forward Line.

Dine: Move bitch, this is my ball!

Christina: No Danton, pass it to me!

Dine: Well, move over bitch!

Christina: Fine then. (pantses Dine)

Dine: What the fuck, bitch?

Christina: Serves you right, loser.

*Dancing Danton*

Danton: Yeah! We won 3 games in a fucking row! Dance break!

Darla: Yeah, work it Danton.

Diego: Go Danton, go!

Chloe: I'm gonna record this and put it on You Tube.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 4.1 (25), 7.4 (46), 12.5 (77), 18.9 (117)**

Julian Bombers 3.5 (23), 8.7 (55), 13.10 (88), 15.10 (100)
Ciara v Jessie

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Octavia and Jessie were shocked because some of the fans in the grandstand were shouting racial slurs about them.

*3rd Quarter*

* When Chris turned on some Nicki Minaj music during the quarter, Alexia was twerking like Nicki Minaj.

*4th Quarter*

* When some of the fans were yelling the N-word, Ciara, Ashleigh and Lance were all offended by this.

## Memorable Quotes

*Racial Slurs Targeted at Octavia and Jessie*

*Oh My Gosh, Look at Alexia's Butt*

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 1.4 (10), 4.9 (33), 11.9 (75), 16.13 (109)**

Ciara Saints 3.4 (22), 7.9 (51), 10.10 (70), 10.12 (72)

## Gallery

Octavia gets a headache because the fans are yelling out racial slurs at her
Ciara Saints

## Players

Centre - #19 Isla Buren

Ruck - #24 Zoey Fairmont

Ruck Rover - #48 Tiny Fawceet

Rover - #2 Jacqeline"Jackie" Brown

Wing - #66 Channing Fawceet

Wing - #1 Chase Cruz

Forward Pocket -

Forward Pocket -#39 Paradise Ruby

Back Pocket - #38 Mahogany Ruby

Back Pocket -

Full Forward - #10 Octavia Waverly

Full Back - #99 Alexia Monroe

Centre Half Back - #8 Faith Anne Moe

Centre Half Forward - #2 Weston Jordan

Half Back Flank - #18 Ciara Monroe

Half Back Flank - #93 Meghan Traevon

Half Forward Flank -#12 Sonny Banks

Half Forward Flank -
CMFL Medal Winners

And the winners of the medals for this year are:

**Coleman Medal**

Jessie Yoshida and Kristen Schmidt (They kicked the same number of goals)

**Brownlow Medal**

Danton Alves

**Norm Smith Medal**

Jarrod v Ciara - Jarrod Gaile

Caitlin v Jessie - Caitlin Morgan

Ciara v Caitlin - Octavia Waverly

Jessie v Jarrod - Jessie Yoshida

**Jock McHale Medal**

Jarrod v Ciara - Darren Lance

Caitlin v Jessie - Byron Morgan

Ciara v Caitlin - La'rae Monroe

Jessie v Jarrod - Shari Cohen
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## Players

Centre - #39 Riley Reynolds

Ruck - #2 Nancy Colton

Ruck Rover -

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Wing -

Wing -

Forward Pocket -

Forward Pocket -

Back Pocket - #20 Tyson Ponacchi

Back Pocket -

Full Forward -

Full Back - #29 Josh Ponacchi

Centre Half Back - #36 Diane Richards

Centre Half Forward - #63 Tiffany Richards

Half Back Flank -

Half Back Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

## Gallery

The Power Home JerseyThe Power Away JerseyThe Power Clash Jersey, used in Rounds 6 and 19The Power Vintage Jersey, used in Round 9
Adoriabelle v Ciara

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* While Octavia was tackling Brenda, she got ahold of her bra.

*4th Quarter*

* Tinye and Drika were chatting to each other for the entire quarter, which cost their team the match.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 0.7 (7), 4.8 (32), 9.10 (64), 15.15 (105)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 3.6 (24), 6.6 (42), 10.10 (70), 11.10 (76)
Caitlin Reds

## Players

Centre - #1 Dick Ryder

Ruck - #34 Caitlin Morgan

Ruck Rover - #17 Trenton Barlow

Rover -

Wing - #9 Denzel Guy

Wing -

Forward Pocket - #25 Sandii Deltra

Forward Pocket - #81 Mandii Deltra

Back Pocket -

Back Pocket -

Full Forward - #40 Randii Deltra

Full Back - #22 Benjamin Rodriguez

Centre Half Back - #77 Roberta Rodriguez

Centre Half Forward -

Half Back Flank - #29 Stanley Powers

Half Back Flank - #84 Stefan Murdoch

Half Forward Flank -

Half Forward Flank -

## Uniforms

The Reds' Home JerseyThe Reds' Away JerseyThe Reds' Clash Jersey, used for Rounds 6 and 19The Reds' Vintage Jersey, used in Round 9
Adoriabelle v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* While Gavin was tackling Brenda in the Forward Line, Brenda injured her shoulder and had to be carried off.

*3rd Quarter*

* Rochelle and Joss bumped into each other in the centre square while trying to get the ball and at one point they accidentally kissed.

*4th Quarter*

* Gavin visited Brenda in the Mimes changerooms and apologized for injuring her shoulder.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 2.0 (12), 6.0 (36), 10.0 (60), 15.9 (99)**

Adoriabelle Mimes 2.0 (12), 4.3 (27), 6.3 (39), 10.6 (66)
CMFL Players Lounge

This is where players from all 18 CMFL teams answer questions and perform stuff requested by their fans.

## CMFL Players read out mean tweets

**This happened after Round 18**

Jarrod: Jarrod, you may be a superstar ruckman, but your voice actor is an absolute dickhead and you are a copy of Glenn Quagmire. #BradPittSucks #QuagmiresDouble

Brenda: Brenda has the ability to kick goals, but she cannot look good in a slutty dress with her dumb cowboy hat on. #SluttyCowgirlFail

Jessie: Jessie Yoshida is the sorest loser in history. Why can't the bitch just suck it up and be grateful with what she has? #UngratefulBitch #Purpleisshit

Tina: Tina Marlyn has the ability to occupy two seats with her gigantic ass. She can also crush a baby elephant just by sitting on it. #HugeAss

Caitlin: Caitlin, you might as well play soccer again because you're a pretty shit ruckman since you're only 5'6". #FilthyPom

Tinye: Tinye may be a star backman for the Mimes, but she's also known as The Crimson Curse.

Frieda: You are an absolute bitch who keeps defending those two assholes Caitlin and Jessie since 2014. You were also responsible for shaving my head and writing the word 'slut' on my forehead. Oh god, Janella wrote this. Better block this tweet, it's so mean.

Barbara: Barbara Morinah has the ability to mark balls, kick goals and maneuver through the defenders, but you can't even bother to wear any underwear. #Slut #Showusyourboobs

Doan: Doan is a fucking klutz who is a joke of a midfielder. #Dickhead
Frieda v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* There was a one-minute silence before the start of the match for the death of Phil Walsh.
	+ Caitlin, Christian and Ciara were playing for the Suns for this match so they can give Frieda comfort during the silence.
		- After the silence, Tina, Ciara, Christian and Caitlin gave Frieda a big hug as she was very upset about Phil Walsh's death.

*2nd Quarter*

* At Half Time, Raelynn blew a raspberry at the Suns players as their team were 25 points down.

*3rd Quarter*

* The Suns made a comeback as Frieda scored a booming 6 goals in the 3rd Quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* At the end of the match, the Suns and Diamonds players huddled around for another minute's silence.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 1.1 (7). 2.5 (17), 8.8 (56), 12.12 (84)**

Raelynn Diamonds 3.6 (24), 6.6 (42), 7.9 (51), 10.10 (70)
Jarrod v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Christina got super pissed when Dennis called her a skank.

*3rd Quarter*

* Gavin freaked out while he was tackling Barbara.
	+ Barbara wasn't wearing any panties at the time.

*4th Quarter*

* Barbara blamed her siblings Raphael and Urbi for losing the match.

## The Score

**Jarrod Bulldogs 6.2 (38), 11.5 (71), 18.8 (116), 22.12 (144)**

Barbara Demons 4.4 (28), 7.6 (48), 12.8 (80), 12.10 (82)
Jessie v Jarrod

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* There was a one-minute silence before the start of the match for the death of Phil Walsh.
	+ During the silence, there were some signs of disrespect.
		- There were some fans calling some of the Giants players racist names during the minute's silence and also Christina was listening to the song *Dirrrty* by Christina Aguilera on her iPhone and she started dancing.

*3rd Quarter*

* Jessie and Kristen (who are the teams' leading goalkickers) had some sort of Goal-off, where whoever can kick the most goals in the quarter wins.
	+ It ended up in a tie as both girls kicked 5 goals each.

*4th Quarter*

* When the final siren went and the game ended in a draw, Jarrod and Jessie shook hands and said this was a great game.

* At the end of the match, the Giants and Bulldogs players huddled around for another minute's silence.

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 6.1 (37), 10.4 (64), 15.6 (96), 20.11 (131)**

**Jarrod Bulldogs 6.3 (39), 9.7 (61), 14.12 (96), 19.17 (131)**
Christian v Frieda

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Christian and Frieda gave each other a friendly hug before the start of the match.

*3rd Quarter*

* Rex was trying to prevent the Tigers from scoring a goal at one point, but when he jumped up the ball hit him in the face.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 6.10 (46), 11.12 (78), 15.13 (103), 19.19 (133)**

Christian Tigers 6.1 (37), 9.5 (59), 13.6 (84), 15.9 (99)
Ciara v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Ciara got reported for rough conduct on Nina since Ciara thought Nina was flirting with her man Chase.

*4th Quarter*

* With 45 seconds remaining, Octavia managed to mark the ball off Raelynn and kicked the winning goal outside the 50-meter line.

## The Score

**Ciara Saints 2.2 (14), 5.5 (35), 9.6 (60), 14.7 (91)**

Raelynn Diamonds 2.4 (16), 5.8 (38), 10.11 (71), 13.11 (89)
Jocelyn v Frieda

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Frieda and Jocelyn gave each other a friendly hug before the coin toss.

*2nd Quarter*

* At half time, Dexter met up with Frieda for a chat, but she just ignored him and hit Dexter in the head with a briefcase.

*4th Quarter*

* At full time, Frieda mentioned that she's gonna throw a victory party at her place for the Suns, and she also decided to invite Jocelyn because she's a good friend.

## Memorable Quotes

*Not Interested, Dexter.*

*Party at Frieda's*

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 4.3 (27), 9.8 (62), 13.12 (90), 16.17 (113)**

Jocelyn Sheriffs 3.3 (21), 5.6 (36), 9.11 (65), 14.13 (97)

## Gallery

Frieda hits Dexter in the head with a briefcase
Rachel-Lou v Christian

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Omar got shocked after a Tigers fan called him something racist
	+ Rachel-Lou defended Omar and told security to escort the fan out of Yoshida Stadium.

*3rd Quarter*

* Christian laughed at Rachel-Lou because he said that her team sucks

## Memorable Quotes

*Omar Doesn't Like This*

Fan: Hey Number 23, you shouldn't be playing at all, you should be in a jail cell being tortured by the US Army cuz you're a terrorist.

Omar: (gasps) Hey, you can't say racist things about me, I'm a nice guy.

Fan: Yeah right, your people caused 9/11 and I think your birth was an accident!

Rachel-Lou: Hey, you leave Omar alone you racist SOB!

*Hey Rachel-Lou, Your Team Sucks!!*

Rachel-Lou: Aw man, I can't believe we lost again.

Heidi: I know, and if we end up on the bottom of the ladder this season, we might have to merge with another team!

Tyne: Seriously? I don't think that's gonna happen. Unless you're the Fitzroy Lions.

Christian: Hey Rachel-Lou, you're team sucks!

Rachel-Lou: Oh fuck you!

Christian: I hope you guys get the wooden spoon in 20 weeks time.

## The Score

**Christian Tigers 6.0 (36), 8.3 (51), 12.6 (78), 18.10 (118)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 2.1 (13), 3.2 (20), 4.7 (31), 4.7 (31)

## Gallery

Omar gets offended after a Tigers fan said something racist about him
Rachel-Lou v Derry

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Taylor and Marie Rose were wrestling each other in the Ninjas' Back Line, even though neither of them had the ball.

*3rd Quarter*

* Habakuk was pounding his chest, trying to scare some of the Ninjas players.

*4th Quarter*

* Rachel-Lou kicked the last 2 goals of the match and afterwards, she flipped everyone on the Sharks off.

## The Score

**Rachel-Lou Ninjas 1.2 (8), 4.3 (27), 7.10 (52), 10.11 (71)**

Derry Sharks 2.2 (14), 4.4 (28), 6.6 (42), 10.9 (69)
Jessie Giants

## Players

Centre - #1 Jessie Yoshida

Ruck - #7 CJ Smith

Ruck Rover - #2 Ashton Jong-Kim

Rover - #19 Joe Montagna

Wing - #16 Chaim Cohen

Wing - #5 Ashliegh Pierison

Forward Pocket - #18 Jennifer Cameron Patton

Forward Pocket - #76 Herschel Cohen

Back Pocket - #31 Caleb Rogers

Back Pocket - #89 Taylor Swizzle

Full Forward - #59 Jordan Ronson

Full Back - #95 Jayden Ronson

Centre Half Back - #4 Akiko Takayama

Centre Half Forward - #98 Jade Jackson

Half Back Flank - #33 Hal Manhattan

Half Back Flank - #13 Emiko Altmann

Half Forward Flank - #8 Jessie Yoshida Snr

Half Forward Flank - #19 Yuki Yoshida

## Trivia

* The design of the Giants home and away jerseys are similar to the ones for the Greater Western Sydney Giants.

* The team colours are similar to the Frieda Suns

## Uniforms

Giants' Home JerseyGiants' Away JerseyGiants' Clash Jersey used in Rounds 6 and 19Giants' Vintage Round Jersey, used in Round 9
Rosalina v Frieda

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Mertyssa got reported for slamming Tina in the wings.

*2nd Quarter*

* Ruth pushed Rex in the back and when the umpire gave the Suns a free kick, Ruth went to the umpire and swore at him.

*4th Quarter*

* Frieda booted 5 goals out of 6 attempts in the 4th Quarter.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 5.3 (33), 9.6 (60), 14.10 (94), 21.13 (139)**

Rosalina Cyclones 2.3 (15), 6.4 (40), 6.7 (43), 8.8 (56)
Julian v Jocelyn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Dianna kept missing the ball every time the umpire bounced the ball in the Centre square.

*3rd Quarter*

* Brent got reported for striking Dianna since she kept messing up whenever there's a bouncedown.

*4th Quarter*

* Byron had 15 shots at goal in the 4th quarter, but he only scored 10 behinds.

## The Score

**Jocelyn Sheriffs 4.4 (28), 7.9 (51), 10.10 (70), 11.21 (87)**

Julian Bombers 0.2 (2), 3.3 (21), 6.5 (41), 10.5 (65)
Adoriabelle Mimes

## Players

Centre -

Ruck - #24 Adoriabelle Chateaubriand

Ruck Rover - #51 Rochelle Gearth

Rover - #29 Vixie Suzie IV

Wing -

Wing - #70 Cerise Kenneth

Forward Pocket - #40 Pansy Blue

Forward Pocket - #20 Janicee Hoover

Back Pocket - #16 Tinye Hooligans

Back Pocket - #17 Drika Omatsuri

Full Forward - #50 Brenda Vaungh

Full Back -

Centre Half Back -

Centre Half Forward -

Half Back Flank - #6 Juli Chateubriand

Half Back Flank -

Half Forward Flank - #30 Maxine Gaya

Half Forward Flank -#88 Margherita Gaya

## Gallery

The Mimes' Home JerseyThe Mimes' Away Jersey
Caitlin v Rosalina

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Stanley got sick and vomited everywhere because he tried to grab the ball of Ruth, but she farted on him.

*3rd Quarter*

* Valerie smashed Denzel's glasses by mistake during a tackle.
	+ Denzel had to be carried off since he cannot see without his glasses.

*4th Quarter*

* Randii managed to extend the Reds' lead by kicking 5 goals straight.

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 2.2 (14), 5.4 (34), 8.7 (55), 14.9 (93)**

Rosalina Cyclones 2.1 (13), 4.4 (28), 7.7 (49), 7.9 (51)
Diego v Raelynn

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Raelynn was judging Diego's hairstyle before the coin toss.
	+ She said he looked like a slacker.

*2nd Quarter*

* Christina cost the Royals 15 metres (16.4 yards) because she accidentally tripped Raelynn and broke one of her nails.

*3rd Quarter*

* Danton booted 7 amazing goals.

*4th Quarter*

* At the end of the match, Raelynn threatens Christina that if she fucks with her again, she'll kill her.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 5.1 (31), 8.3 (51), 15.9 (99), 19.14 (128)**

Raelynn Diamonds 3.0 (18), 6.0 (36), 9.0 (54), 13.0 (78)
Rachel-Lou v Frieda

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Rachel-Lou offered to shake hands with Frieda before the coin toss, but Frieda refused because she hates shaking hands with ugly girls.

* The Ninjas only managed to kick one measly point during the 1st Quarter.

*2nd Quarter*

* Frieda teased Rachel-Lou during the quarter.
	+ This caused Rachel-Lou to push Frieda in the back later on.

*3rd Quarter*

* Tina was singing Big Banana by Havana Brown when she made a banana kick (which scored a goal).

*4th Quarter*

* Heidi and Frieda got into a fight in the Half-Forward line.
	+ Seconds later, Heidi managed to rip part of Frieda's #69 jersey.

## Memorable Quotes

*No Way Am I Shaking Hands With You*

Rachel-Lou: Let's shake hands.

Frieda: Ugh, no way am I shaking you hand.

Rachel-Lou: Why?

Frieda: Cuz I hate shaking hands with ugly girls like you.

*Big Banana*

Chris: And Tina Marlyn has marked the ball and is now going for goal. What is she going to do next?

Chris: And she has made a banana kick, which scored a goal for the Suns.

Tina: Yeah! Big Banana-na, ooh-na, na-na-na...

Frieda: Yeah, work it Tina!

Chris: Can somebody play Big Banana by Havana Brown right now?

*Very Unexpected Exposure*

Chris: Ooh, looks like there's a fight in the Half-Forward line between Frieda Kane and Heidi Jeers-Brown.

Frieda: Hey fuck you bitch, get out of the way!

Heidi: Well, it's our team's ball you slut!

(Umpire blows whistle)

Umpire: Heidi was holding the ball, Frieda gets a free kick.

Heidi: Fuck you umpire.

Umpire: One more swear coming out of you, and I'll take your number.

Heidi: But I love the number 18 and I don't want it taken.

Tina: Hey Frieda, kick it to me.

Heidi: Oh no you don't! (tackles Frieda)

Frieda: Hey, that was not cool.

(Heidi grabs onto Frieda and rips part of her jersey)

Frieda: What the fuck? You're lucky you didn't expose my melons, otherwise you would be in huge trouble!

Heidi: I'll keep that in mind the next time you fuck with me.

## The Score

**Frieda Suns 4.2 (26), 8.3 (51), 13.3 (81), 17.6 (108)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 0.1 (1), 0.7 (7), 1.13 (19), 3.23 (41)

## Gallery

Promo of the matchFrieda and Heidi fight in the Half-Forward Line
Diego v Rosalina

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Mertyssa called Darla a weenie after she pushed her while possessing the ball.

*2nd Quarter*

* Danton was picking on Rosalina in the Royals Forward Line.
	+ This did not cause Danton to get reported.

*3rd Quarter*

* Out of anger, Ruth punched Helen in the face after missing 8 shots at goal.

*4th Quarter*

* Mertyssa gave the Royals fans the finger at Full Time when they were booing her.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 5.0 (30), 9.2 (56), 17.9 (111), 23.12 (150)**

Rosalina Cyclones 4.1 (25), 7.4 (46), 9.15 (69), 10.19 (79)
Jessie v Rachel-Lou

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Since Jessie injured Caleb in the knee with a golf club off field, Alex punished her by changing her position to Full Back until Caleb recovers from his injury.
	+ This changed Jayden's position to Centre.

*3rd Quarter*

* Rachel-Lou kicked Jessie in the eye socket when she was trying to prevent her from scoring a goal.
	+ She said it was payback for fucking with her for 16 years.

* At 3-Quarter Time, Jessie was given an eyepatch because Rachel-Lou damaged her eye socket.
	+ Jessie told the First-Aid Intern that she is capable of playing with only one eye because she has done lots of things with one eye open.

*4th Quarter*

* Jessie kicked 6 goals with only one eye.

* Omar kicked the Ninja's only goal of the match.

## Memorable Quotes

*Jessie, You Are Now The Full Back*

*Eye eye, Captain!*

## The Score

**Jessie Giants 6.0 (36), 10.2 (62), 15.6 (96), 23.10 (148)**

Rachel-Lou Ninjas 0.0 (0), 0.1 (1), 0.4 (4), 1.7 (13)
Caitlin v Sharita

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Cindy kicked a goal and the ball hit Trenton on the nose. He received a nosebleed and Sharita called him a wimp.

*3rd Quarter*

* At 3-Quarter Time, there was bit of a fight between Sharita and Caitlin because Sharita taunted Caitlin's cousin in the 2nd Quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Dick got reported for punching Sharita in the arm during a tackle.

## The Score

**Caitlin Reds 5.1 (31), 9.6 (60), 16.10 (106), 19.16 (130)**

Sharita Raiders 2.0 (12), 3.4 (22), 6.6 (42), 8.8 (56)
Code of Conduct

## Rules

* No sexual harassing anybody during a game on and off the field.

* Do not punch or injure anyone who is on the same team as you.

* Don't even think about taking drugs/banned substances.

* Do not punch or injure any of your opponents.

* No team shall display any banner with racist or sexist messages.

## Penalties

* Sexual harassment - 1 week

* Punching/injuring a teammate (unless by accident) - 4 weeks

* Using drugs/banned substances - 8 weeks and the entire team misses out on the Finals Series

* Punching/injuring an opponent (unless by accident) - 2 weeks

* Racist/sexist banner display - $15 000 fine

## Special Rules

* **The Sibling Rule -**  If you are a sibling, half-sibling or step-sibling of a team captain, you must be on the same team as the captain you're related to.

* **No Suspensions For Captains -**  If a team captain breaks a rule, they cannot get suspended. However, they will be fined if they break a rule.

## Treatment After The Game

After each match, both teams will be treated with massages (to relax any strained muscles and take out any excess anger), manicures and pedicures (to fix up broken nails) and all other types of spa treatments up until 4 - 6 hours after the match.
Adoriabelle v Rosalina

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Adoriabelle and Rosalina had bit of a catfight at the start of the match.

*2nd Quarter*

* Brenda blazed through the Forward Line and kicked 7 goals in one quarter.

*4th Quarter*

* Brenda, Drika and Tinye made a group hug after ending their 4-match losing streak

## The Score

**Adoriabelle Mimes 1.6 (12), 10.8 (68), 14.10 (94), 16.12 (108)**

Rosalina Cyclones 3.2 (20), 6.4 (40), 9.6 (60), 12.8 (80)
Barbara v Rosalina

## Stuff That Happened

*1st Quarter*

* Rosalina tried to slam Barbara in a tackle, but she got hurt by Barbara and cried.

*3rd Quarter*

* Ruth slammed Barbara with her ass while she was trying to kick the ball to Dennis.

*4th Quarter*

* Emma kept annoying Valerie with her positivity.
	+ Valerie then bitch slapped her and called her "Stupid Carlton".

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 2.3 (15), 7.6 (48), 12.12 (84), 15.15 (105)**

Rosalina Cyclones 2.6 (18), 4.9 (33), 8.12 (60), 8.15 (63)
Rosalina v Julian

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Dustin was yelling so many swear words because the Bombers weren't doing so well.
	+ It was the exact moment Samantha kicked a goal from the Half Forward Line.

*4th Quarter*

* Julian kicked the last-minute goal to avoid a drawn game.
	+ Otherwise, the Bombers would remain 17th.

## The Score

**Julian Bombers 0.5 (5), 4.8 (32), 7.10 (52), 9.15 (69)**

Rosalina Cyclones 2.4 (16), 6.6 (42), 8.9 (57), 9.9 (63)
Barbara v Diego

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Barbara taunted some of the Royals players because her team was ahead by 7 points and she kicked 5 of the 8 goals.

*3rd Quarter*

* Dennis slammed into Diego on purpose.
	+ He later told the umpire that Diego was being a jerk.

*4th Quarter*

* The Royals made a comeback as Danton booted 5 goals straight.

* Barbara didn't score a single point in the quarter because Helen kept tackling her every time Barbara had the ball.

* At the end of the match, Jennifer and Dennis blew raspberries at Barbara for taunting them earlier.

## The Score

**Diego Royals 3.1 (19), 7.5 (47), 11.8 (74), 17.13 (115)**

Barbara Demons 4.2 (26), 8.6 (54), 13.12 (90), 15.15 (105)
Barbara v Eileen

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Eileen screamed loudly when Dennis poured his sports drink onto her hair.

*3rd Quarter*

* One of Barbara's 3 goals was kicked from the wings.

*4th Quarter*

* The Cats didn't even try in the 4th quarter since nobody managed to score a single point.

## The Score

**Barbara Demons 2.0 (12), 6.1 (37), 11.6 (72), 14.8 (92)**

Eileen Cats 2.1 (13), 5.6 (36), 7.10 (52), 7.10 (52)
Christian v Barbara

## Stuff That Happened

*2nd Quarter*

* Christian and Dennis nearly got reported due to a swearing tirade in the Half Back Line

*3rd Quarter*

* Barbara, Urbi and Raphael cost the Demons 3 goals after fighting each other in the Back Line.
	+ Shortly afterwards, Barbara scored 2 straight goals.

*4th Quarter*

* Dennis mooned the crowd during the 4th Quarter

## Gallery

Barbara and Raphael fighting each other in the Back Line.
## The Score

**Barbara Demons 1.1 (7), 5.1 (31), 9.1 (55) 11.1 (67)**

Christian Tigers 2.6 (18), 3.8 (26), 6.11 (47), 9.12 (66)