Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry

***Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry*** is the title of the eighth chapter of Belinda Blinked 6, and is the chapter covered in the eighth episode of the sixth season of *My Dad Wrote a Porno*, released on 12 July 2021.

## Description

*Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)...*

## Featured Characters

*In order of appearance:*

* Maeve
* Belinda Blumenthal
* Clint (mentioned only)
* Mr Hushman (final appearance)
* Señor Zip
* Kathleen Openhammer (mentioned only)
* Herr Wolfgang Bisch
* George Sylvester (mentioned only)
* Jim Walters (mentioned only)
* Mrs Blumenthal (mentioned only)
* James Spooner (mentioned only)
* Dr. Pietr Robbins

## Featured Locations

*In order of appearance:*

* Berlin, Germany
	+ Secret Garden Sex Party
* The Pentra (mentioned only)

## Introduction

*Prior to beginning the chapter, Team Porno discuss...*

* James being 20 minutes late to the recording because of a cutout of Harry Styles in someone's window
* Jamie saying that he 'called' Harry Styles and Jennifer Lawrence being future stars the first time he saw them
* Alice talks about her and James seeing Adele live in Birmingham early in her career and Alice preferring the support artist
* Jamie recapping the events of the previous chapter
* James talking about how they still don't know why the previous chapter was called *HS2* (though it could have been a reference to the proposed UK railway or Rocky's spin on the HS1) and the title of this chapter being "cute"

## Synopsis

The sexy lady with no name is a good responder to oral sex. With a mouth full of minge, Belinda is still trying to place her taste; she's long lost count of her conquests so how could she possibly remember all of them from Clint to Hushman? Even a girl with an unnatural attraction to Excel spreadsheets couldn't be expected to remember it all, and does it matter anyway? Belinda always looks forward in life, and is often heard to say "Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your future" so who cares if it's your past too? As she ponders this, the masked woman beckons Belinda and Mr Hushman to the couples' cave of cuddles. Blood pumping, Belinda half-legs it to the CCC. It has sound coverings on both ceiling and wall and the threesome quickly make hay. Unlike in business, friendships or spy endeavours, Belinda begins to leak from downstairs, below deck, the nether world. Mr Hushman lies on his quite-small-back-for-a-big-fella, his mouth open like a clockwork toy and, tongue lagging, he takes in every drop of her dripping pussy. Not asking for Tuesday, the background goon snuffles and snaffles Belinda's accoutrement until her pubes are wet and her clit is dry. In full throng without a thong, Belinda looks over at the mystery woman who sexily shimmies over to unscrew Mr Hushman from his mouse outfit. Belinda continues pumping his boner with all his might while wondering why she's undressing him as he's so close. The woman doesn't say a word, causing Belinda to shout "speak, woman!" in German at her, worried Mr Hushman would fire a blank. Mr Hushman feels the shift in weight from the tail being removed, causing him to cry out about the blueprints. Belinda twigs just in time to see the mystery woman slipping something small (presumably the rolled-up blueprints) into her vag. Belinda blinks.

Orgasm damned, Mr Hushman plunges at their female playmate and Belinda gets hornier the more their sweaty bodies come together. However, her pleasure is cut short when the woman wriggles free and climbs onto one of the dildo wall installations. Without taking a second to breathe, she jumps back straight onto the goon. Her poisoned stiletto heel with concertina blade edges slams deep into his temple, and then into his brain cells. This results in certain death, and the background goon is relegated to backstage forever. Belinda gasps the air she needs to breathe as she sees the man exhale his last blush. She demands that the woman drops the blueprints, causing her to tell Belinda to come and get them; she then disappears through the huge clam-shaped doors. Snapping into spy mode, she follows the goon-butcher through the club and down a corridor with the sign "not for people" in German on it. It's a strange hall of smoke and mirrors and as Belinda coughs her way through the maze of horror, she twists her special retina-sensitive shades into gear and hears the reassuring voice of Señor Zip. He tells her that he has come twice already from watching her threesome with Hushman and the mystery woman, causing Belinda to compliment him for being so kind "for a perv". Just then, Belinda remembers she isn't working a sex line and tells Zip that she's pursuing the woman with the blueprints who killed Hushman and needs support stat. Zip tells her that he's only a gadget man and so if she wants help, she needs to call Kathleen Openhammer in the Backup Requests Department. Belinda throws her specs to the ground and continues her chase.

In eight minutes and twenty seconds later, she crashes into an empty room. The hit woman is cowering against the wall, scratching to try and climb. Catching her breath, Belinda says that the mystery woman has reached the end of the line and demands the blueprints back. Evil cackling echoes through the darkness, and Belinda's heart sinks to her clever toes. A white spotlight illuminates a small man descending from the ceiling on a little stairlift. When he finally reaches a safe height to jump off his mode of transport, he does so. Belinda and Herr Bisch recognise each other and Bisch says that the mystery woman saved Belinda's life, causing her to blink. He explains that she also killed George Sylvester, calling her a stupid English dog for not realising. Belinda shouts that it's impossible, with the bravery of St. Joan, saying that since Steele's has incredible security developed by her dinner chum Jim Walters at Apollo Security Agencies, she could've never gained access from the front or back. Bisch laughs, as does the woman by his side. Belinda blinks.

Bisch asks Agent XYZ to reveal herself, and Belinda blinks. Agent XYZ emits a little "hmmm" and slowly begins to unhook her gimp mask with nitrous oxide (laughing gas) tubes. Belinda watches in horror as Ruby Red fire-themed hair falls out of the leather sack, revealing Agent XYZ's true identity - Maeve. Belinda calls Maeve a turncoat traitor after everything they've done for her, but Maeve questions what they've actually done as she is always excluded from their sessions at the Pentra and was never a true part of the Glee Team. Belinda says that she thanks the Norse gods that they didn't and that being clever by half makes Maeve stupid by whole, and asks her to remember that. Maeve agrees but says that she is clever since she got the blueprints. Bisch dribbles at the confirmation of her quest and asks where they are. Maeve peels her pussy lids apart and reveals a small dildo plug; popping off the head bit, she retrieves a micro-fliesch mini dot. This is a commonly-used piece of tech to preserve info in a very small way, and in spyland it was level one learning. It holds the blueprints as safe as a mouse. Bisch screams as Maeve returns the blueprints, and thus the Trioxy-Brillo secrets, to him at last. He exclaims that the world of pots and pans is his - and that Belinda will die.

Belinda says that if she is to die, why didn't Maeve let George kill her? Bisch responds that he saved her because she is family. She asks again why she needs to die if she's family, causing Bisch to say that she is as stupid as her soak of a mother - she thought giving Belinda the three-B tattoo would give her protection from him, but it actually led him straight to her piping hot ass. Bisch says that he must always be number one, so she has to go. The nude Maeve prowls towards Belinda, her deadly shoe in her fist. Belinda says that before she's killed like her beloved Spooner was, she wants to know who the third B is, for the love of Frig, who is a Norse god. Bisch wonders why he would tell her when he can show her, and he claps three times and clicks his finger-splinters. A lovely wooden standard lamp, with a flowery William Morris-inspired lampshade, suddenly switches on to illuminate a leathertop desk. Belinda blinks.

A man is sat at the desk, his back to the group. Bisch asks him to turn around, and the figure swivels on his office chair, head down. He slowly removes his toupee and there, on his balding head, sat a beautiful tattoo shimmering in the harsh lighting rig - B;B;B. The face looks up and directly into both of Belinda's eyes. Dr Robbins says nothing - he just whistles his silly little laugh as he rocks from east to west. Belinda blinks.

## Notes

* Team Porno also discuss how many people keep track of their sexual exploits using spreadsheets with Jamie saying he would keep track of anybody he kissed.
	+ They also talk about rejecting the confusing 'base' system.
* Alice jokes about Jamie having a pin-up calendar of Edwardian dames because of his appreciation for Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Diana Rigg, Dame Judi Dench and others but he says that he actually had a Britney Spears poster when he was younger.
* Mr Hushman's murder is the fourth depicted in the series, after Professor Slinz, James Spooner and George Sylvester.
* After the reveal that Maeve is Agent XYZ, Team Porno discuss how Maeve has access to everything as Steele's receptionist and Tony's girlfriend, as well as the fact that Tony has been unwittingly romantically involved with two different spies.
* Team Porno also wonder why Steele's didn't just make the Trioxy-Brillo range from the blueprints themselves in the long time since Slinz was first taken.
* During the events of the chapter, James says that it feels like Rocky is trying to tie everything up "but he doesn't have any ribbon".
* This was the last episode to be recorded before Jamie was exposed to COVID-19, delaying the last two episodes a week.