The Life of Kevin (Episode)

"The beard, the source of his power."

-Captain Sauce

## Synopsis

My new series in The Sims 4 begins with Kevin! Watch him get set up in his new neighborhood and meet some of his wacky neighbors.

## Characters

Kevin Sauce (First appearance)

Gollum Smeagol (First appearance)

Psy Gangnam (First appearance)

Mr. Clean (First appearance)

Ororo Munroe (First appearance)

Scott Summers (First appearance)

Jean Grey (First appearance)

Emma Frost (First appearance)

Remy LeBeau (First appearance)

Kurt Wagner (First appearance)

James Howlett (First appearance)

Anna LeBeau (First appearance)

Mr. Bean (First appearance)

Justin Bieber (First appearance)

## Plot

After Kevin's father died in a Llama stampede (or so he was told) Kevin sold his family's Llama farm and moved to the town of Oasis Springs.

After moving in, he decided to bake a chocolate cake to share with his neighbors. After a bit of random spacing out, he decided no *not* put the cake on the floor and instead transport it in his pants.

The first house he visited was inhabited by Gollum, Mr. Clean (who was wearing his workout clothes) and Psy (who was immediately mocked by Kevin). After sitting down with Gollum and Kevin, Mr. Clean tried to educate them about how to clean urinals, which caused Gollum to instead talk angrily about Llamas to change the topic. Finding Gollum's insensitivity trashy, Kevin decided to dismiss the hobbit's(?) evil ways. Mr. Clean, not understanding why his new neighbor didn't like Gollum tried to talk about something more agreeable - cleaning a Llama's garbage! Frustrated by the insensitivity of his neighbors, Kevin left with the cake.

Next up, he went to visit the X-men, whose house he entered through the back door for some reason. Sadly, he seemed to be more interested in reading about them, than meeting them. When he decided to pull his cake out of his pants once more, he put it in the bathroom for... no particular reason. Soon, everyone except Nightcrawler (who was blue) had a slice of the near-limitless chocolate cake, over which they introduced themselves. Wolverine, probably wanting to impress the new neighbor told an exciting story about bats. After listening to his new friend's story, Kevin went to the bathroom where he introduced himself to Jean Grey and Scott Summers while peeing.

Afterwards, he declared his dislike for Rogue to himself, before going to talk to all the X-men while staring at the TV. Remembering that he needs to bake some more cake before introducing himself to the next people, Kevin uses to X-mansion's kitchen while thinking of fire and eating chicken. .

When he arrived at the next house, Kevin was met with the sight of Mr. Bean taking out the trash, which (at least to him) seemed like a good time to flirtily introduce himself. After offering his new love-interest some cake, Kevin immediately put it on the floor, causing Mr. Bean to step on it. After they each ate a slice, the cake was put back into Kevin's pants and they said their goodbyes which somehow involved Mr. Bean mentioning a stack of money.

The next person house had a shirtless man standing in front of it for no reason. This man was promptly identified as *" a total douche"* called Justin Bieber, who was thinking about parties, painting and TV. His mannerisms immediately earned him a rude introduction. After a short, offensive conversation, the two men engaged in brawl , in which Justin never stood a chance. After winning, Kevin declared the shirtless man his enemy, stating that he can't come to his party.

Shortly after, Kevin went to his own home, ending the episode.

## Trivia

-This is episode marks one of the few instances of Kevin cooking/baking something without starting a fire.

-It is stated that all of the Sauce's neighbors were downloaded by Captain Sauce's girlfriend.

-Kevin is shown to have a randomly generated appearance, aside from his beard.