Evening of 15 November 2018

The Snowman biscuit tin purchased during the evening

The **Evening of 15 November 2018** saw Spears and McCauliffe have a peculiar evening where many moments took place. Taking place on a Thursday, Spears and McCauliffeuliffe had their usual weekly visit to the Granary pub. However, they repeated their new tradition of going to Tesco Hampton as well

I literally don't know where to start if I'm honest Barbra

## Pre Spears Pick-Up

En route to Spears' house in Motey, and rather inspired by Elton John's John Lewis 2018 Christmas Advert, McCauliffe needed a bit of 'Your Song' in her life to sing along too on the journey. When Searching through the list of E-artists, she finally found him, and selected all albums hit play. The first Elton John song that came on however was his 1974 Christmas song 'Step into Christmas', which she originally skipped, but went back too as she was feeling it. She rewound (I cant believe I used the word rewound as if it's 1995 still) the song so Spears could also hear it, whilst she had a bitch about her ex.

## The Granary

McCauliffe ordered a Wagyu Burger and Spears, the Lamb burger, both also opted for halloumi fries. Whilst starting to eat something happened and Barbra said 'shitly' when describing the body popping-inspired impression of the Plaapsy Christmas tree scenario, which caused a similar incident to that of the Lovely Day incident where the two nearly actually died.

 The two discussed the Bebo Studio Production Food Fight. **I'M GUNNA KILL YOU**

## Leaving the Granary

When the meal was finished the two sat a while before McCauliffe decided she was going to have a pudding. On this occasion Spears stated that he cba with one, and McCauliffe actually agreed, saying she kind of just wanted to go Tesco again. Spears immediately agreed and the duo set off.

McCauliffe, currently a little obsessed with Snapchat, mainly as it's the only way she can get back at her ex boyfriend, wanted Spears to film her driving along, having a great time whilst listening to 'lad tunes'. The selected tune being 'Game Over' by Martin Garrix & Loopers. Of course McCauliffe had to select the song, so that took a month of Sundays for her to find the right banger. When it was found the two drove to town to do some late night cruising. She didn't tell Spears, but this is something McCauliffe does on her own sometimes at night just for own kicks, literally drives around town for no reason with her music blaring thinking she is cool, driving around in a 1.3 Ford Ka... But yo-fucking-lo. The two manically thrusted ther heads forward in time to the beat of the music, all the way into town. At one point McCauliffe nearly gave herself whiplash.

## Tescos

After the cruising, the two went full *Al Tesco* to buy bizarre items. Like the previous journey, the two went straight to the gaming/film aisle, and like last time, left everything. They had to find something random that they could buy so they went to the festive snack section and found this ridiculous inam snowman biscuit-tin for a fiver. After laughing at it for a while the two decided that would be a fab choice for their random purchase. The two then went to get their Yakults like the last time. It was on this search that Spears turned the snowman over that McCauliffe spotted a 'nought to three sad onions' sticker on it's ass, which again made the two cry with laughter.

When leaving Spears decided to get a photo of the Christmas Tree outside the store, McCauliffe wandered off slightly but immediately tuned back when she saw two hoodlum teenagers smoking weed on a bench on the other side.

On heading back to Motey McCauliffe pointed out that the car parked next to Motey was a sea-grey mk2 Ford Focus, the same style as her Ex's, to which the always supportive Spears' stated 'let's key it'

## In Dulci Jubilo

When returning to the car, McCauliffe and Spears decided to throw a pre-Christmas Party, inspired from the earlier Elton John Christmas song. The first song that came on was Mike Oldfield's *In Dulci Jubilo* which has a cheery wind-instrument sound which you can really bob your head too. The two did this quite frantically whilst drinking their recently bought yakults and munching on the Snowman's biscuits. Not shy that they were listening to ridiculous music, a Muslim family returned to their car and gave the two a rather perquilier slide glance whilst placing their shopping in their car. This was when McCauliffe's attention was drawn to the two hoodlums from earlier, who she noticed were messing about on a razor styled scooter. When the family had driven off, McCauliffe continued to watch the hoodlums cautiously whilst still dancing, and even turning the music up. Spears was really getting into the tunes, when McCauliffe noticed that the hoodlums had noticed the pair and their bazaar behaviour, and began to head in the duos direction. McCauliffe slammed her foot on the excelerator changing Spears's Yakult to pour all over himself and the snowman biscuit tin, his mobile when flying and McCauliffe' defensive driving caused them to fly forward and into another parking pace. Luckily it was. false alarm, and after a few moments of peace McCauliffe parked up properly and helped Spears look for his lost mobiles, whilst also checking out some men in the distance who were loading up a rather beefy looking Focus ST mk3.