Blimey Cow (channel)

Logo used since September 2013

Blimey Cow is the main channel to which Blimey Cow videos are uploaded.

## Shows

* Messy Mondays (2011-present)
* Jordan's Messyges (2006-present)
* Brother Brother Time (2005-2008, 2015, 2020-present)
* Christian Meme Review (2019-present)
* Sketches (2011-present)
* This Is My Brother Jordan (2019-present)
* #AskJordan (Episodes 1-13) (2015)
* BLIMEY COW TOONS (2014)
* HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT (2011-2013)
* What's Updates (2013)
* Everybody Hates Batman (2008-2012)
* Blimey Cow Productions (2005-2008)
* The Adventures of Jesus-Man (2007-2008)

152. Messy Mondays: Dear Disney, Please Don't Ruin Star Wars. (SPECIAL WEDNESDAY EDITION)
153. Messy Mondays: I Pledge Blind Allegiance
154. Messy Mondays: How to Make the Perfect Christmas List
155. Messy Mondays: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
156. Messy Mondays: Jordan's Declassified Finals Survival Guide
157. Messy Mondays: Spelling Tips for the Internet
158. Messy Mondays: How Do You Know If You're in Love?
159. Messy Mondays: I Want 100% Likability, Please.
160. Messy Mondays: Four People I Feel Sorry for During Christmas
161. Messy Mondays: MORE Spelling Tips for the Internet
162. Messy Mondays: 15 Ways Movies Think You Are Stupid
163. Messy Mondays: I'm Doing It Wrong.
164. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 3
165. Messy Mondays: 35 Activities that Don't Involve Staring at a Screen
166. Messy Mondays: How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
167. Messy Mondays: Attack of the "Friend Zone"
168. Messy Mondays: "A Worship Song Written in 5 Minutes" FULL VERSION!
169. Jordan's Messyges: Kelli's Birthday
170. Messy Mondays: PDA - Public Displays for Attention
171. Jordan's Messyges: Tour Favorite
172. Messy Mondays: Ten Tips for a Happy Marriage
173. Jordan's Messyges: Teen Girl Troubled With Boy Problems
174. Messy Mondays: This is MY Show.
175. Jordan's Messyges: Better Person vs. Scientist
176. Messy Mondays: The TV Tells Me How to Feel
177. Jordan's Messyges: Hope for Humanity
178. Messy Mondays: How Physical is Too Physical?
179. Jordan's Messyges: I Love My Brother.
180. Messy Mondays: The Top 15 Christian Clichés
181. Jordan's Messyges: Disney Princesses & Embarrassing Moments
182. Messy Mondays: I'm Offended by "Being Offended"
183. Jordan's Messyges: Ring by Spring?
184. Messy Mondays: Ten Ways Your Relationship Is Annoying Your Friends
185. Messy Mondays: Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Girl
186. Messy Mondays: Seven Reasons I'm Afraid to Go Outside
187. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to Graduations
188. Messy Mondays: Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Guy
189. Messy Mondays: The Homeschooler's Guide to College
190. Messy Mondays: How to Tell Someone You Are NOT Interested
191. Messy Mondays: I Like You In Real Life (But Not on the Internet)
192. Messy Mondays: Seven Lies You Believe About Yourself
193. Messy Mondays: What Jesus Should Have Said, Instead.
194. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Being the Third Wheel
195. What's Update: Summer of Blimey Cow Begins
196. Jordan's Messyges: My Top 5 Favorite Bands
197. Messy Mondays: Seven Things Everybody Needs to Be Told
198. What's Update: Be In the 100th Episode of Messy Mondays
199. Jordan's Messyges: The Double Whammy!
200. Messy Mondays: The Pursuit of Happiness (Is a Lie)
201. What's Update: The Blimey Cow Audio Podcast
202. Jordan's Messyges: Shy Guys vs. Not Interested
203. Messy Mondays: Five Reasons I Don't Care About Poor People
204. Announcement: "The Blimey Cow Audio Podcast" is TOP TEN on iTunes!!!!
205. What's Update: "The Blimey Cow Audio Podcast" #1 on iTunes
206. Jordan's Messyges: My Favorite Movie
207. Announcement: Celebrating 100 Episodes of Messy Mondays!
208. Messy Mondays: Five Reasons I Hate Blimey Cow (Special 100th Episode)
209. What's Update: Weekly Blimey Cow Google Hangout
210. Jordan's Messyges: Farmer's Tan Insecurities
211. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Make a Girl's Day
212. What's Update: MEME CONTEST
213. Jordan's Messyges: THE LAST MESSYGE?!
214. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Make a Guy's Day
215. What's Update: Meme Contest Winner, Update on Dad, and More
216. HEALTHY KID FREAK OUT 5
217. Messy Mondays: Ten Things I Love More than God
218. What's Update: The End of Summer of Blimey Cow
219. Jordan's Songs: Separation is Natural
220. Messy Mondays: Five Tips for Starting a Youtube Channel (Special 2-Year Anniversary Episode)
221. Messy Mondays: Ten Stupid Things People Actually Do
222. Messy Mondays: How to Be a Gentleman
223. Messy Mondays: An Open Letter to Bullies
224. Messy Mondays: (Tough) Love Your Enemies
225. Messy Mondays: All I Want Out of Life Is More
226. Jordan's Songs: Arcane
227. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Turn Your Day Around
228. Messy Mondays: Five Problems with Modern Video Games
229. Messy Mondays: How to Talk Like a Christian
230. Messy Mondays: Five Ways I Waste My Life
231. Messy Mondays: Let's Talk About Youtube Comments.
232. Jordan's Messyges: Responding to the Haters!!!
233. Messy Mondays: Making Mistakes Makes You An Idiot
234. Jordan's Messyges: Cheaters- Homeschool Edition!
235. Messy Mondays: If I Don't Post about It Online, Did It Really Happen?
236. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Watching the News
237. Messy Mondays: Seven More Lies About Homeschoolers
238. Messy Mondays: When Should You Start Dating?
239. Messy Mondays: Five Things I Really Need to Stop Doing
240. Jordan's Messyges: Go Talk to the Principal
241. Messy Mondays: I Don't Want Anything for Christmas
242. Messy Mondays: I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing Because I'm a Failure Because I'm Afraid of Failing...
243. Messy Mondays: The One About Big Head Kid
244. Messy Mondays: I Don't Deserve to Be Happy.
245. Jordan's Messyges: None of Your Friends Have a Clue
246. Messy Mondays: Ten Annoying Things Parents Do on Facebook
247. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Dentist
248. Messy Mondays: Love the Sin, Hate the Sinner
249. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Beat Writer's Block
250. Messy Mondays: Seven Lies That Hollywood Told Me
251. Jordan's Messyges: Coca-Cola "Controversy"!
252. Messy Mondays: Five Great Reasons to Be Single
253. Messy Mondays: Why Do I Care What People Think about Me?
254. Messy Mondays: Five Truths Everyone Needs to Hear
255. Messy Mondays: Ten Things I Hate about Link Bait (You Won't Believe #3!)
256. Jordan's Messyges: I Like "Like Like" My Best Friend's Twin Brother
257. Messy Mondays: Eight Awkward Situations (and How to Deal with Them)
258. Messy Mondays: Ten Questions You Should Ask Yourself Before Posting Something Online
259. Messy Mondays: I Hate Judgmental People.
260. Messy Mondays: How Not to Be a Terrible Person When You Go Out to Eat
261. Jordan's Messyges: I'm Sorry I Never Answer Your Questions
262. Messy Mondays: Why Do We Have Knee-Jerk Reactions?
263. Messy Mondays: How to Tell If a Guy Likes You
264. Messy Mondays: How to Tell If a Girl Likes You
265. Messy Mondays: Four Myths that Students Believe about College
266. Jordan's Messyges: The Worst Advice Ever
267. Messy Mondays: Seven Reasons Why Being a Teenager Is the Worst
268. Jordan's Messyges: [[Big Head Kid
269. Messy Mondays: In (Everything But) God We Trust
270. Jordan's Messyges: What Does ;( Mean?
271. Messy Mondays: Five Questions to Ask Yourself Every Day
272. Jordan's Messyges: Debating Cheese & Sleep Deprivation
273. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Things Your Friends Do
274. Jordan's Messyges: A New Expletive
275. Messy Mondays: Five Things Guys Need to Stop Doing to Girls
276. Big Head Kid: BYE BYE, BLIMEY COW
277. Jordan's Messyges: Madly in Like with Someone I've Never Met
278. Messy Mondays: The Violent Reaction to Violence
279. Jordan's Messyges: A Very Disturbing Story about a Turtle
280. Messy Mondays: Seven Things Being a YouTuber Has Taught Me
281. Jordan's Messyges: How Do I Hug a Boy?
282. Messy Mondays: Don't Think for Yourself, Ever.
283. It's Josh's Birthday!
284. Jordan's Messyges: I Have a Crush on My Best Friend's Older Brother
285. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 4
286. Jordan's Messyges: My Favorite Youtuber
287. Messy Mondays: Everyone Is Entitled to My Opinion
288. Jordan's Messyges: I Want My Ex-Girlfriend Back
289. Messy Mondays: The Ten Most Awkward Hugs
290. Jordan's Messyges: The Scariest Thing I've Ever Done
291. Messy Mondays: The Top 15 Youth Group Clichés
292. Jordan's Messyges: #ThankGodForMessyges
293. Messy Mondays: How to Get a Girlfriend
294. Jordan's Messyges: My Biggest Pet Peeve
295. Messy Mondays: How to Get a Boyfriend
296. Jordan's Messyges: I Actually Answer the Questions
297. Messy Mondays: Six Awkward Situations for Shy People
298. Jordan's Messyges: Prank Calling Kelli
299. Messy Mondays: The World Is Messed Up (And I'm Freaking Out)
300. Jordan's Messyges: The Funniest Episode Ever
301. Messy Mondays: Seven Things That Happen When Something Goes Viral
302. Jordan's Messyges: Am I Going to Become a Farmer?!
303. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Hashtag Activism
304. Jordan's Messyges: Why Are Guys Mean to Girls They Like?!
305. Messy Mondays: The Ten Commandments of Social Media
306. Jordan's Messyges: Sending a Boy Mixed Signals
307. Messy Mondays: Four Reasons Worry Is My Best Friend
308. Jordan's Messyges: Have I Ever Told a Girl I Like Her?
309. Messy Mondays: Six Things Hollywood Gets Wrong about Real Life
310. Jordan's Messyges: How Do You Tell a Girl You Like Her without Looking Stupid?
311. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 5
312. Jordan's Messyges: Three Things You Need For a Good Relationship
313. Messy Mondays: The Fandom Menace (Or: Why I Hate Fandoms)
314. Jordan's Messyges: My Ex-Boyfriend Is Proposing to Someone Else
315. Messy Mondays: How to Not Creep Out Girls
316. Jordan's Messyges: Why Don't Guys Like Me?
317. Messy Mondays: Why I'll Never Be Happy
318. Jordan's Messyges: Sadie Hawkins Dance Advice
319. Messy Mondays: Four Relationship Clichés (That Are Just Wrong)
320. Jordan's Messyges: I'm Taller than the Guy I Like
321. Messy Mondays: Putting the Word "Christian" in Front of Something Doesn't Make It Christian
322. Jordan's Messyges: When Should I Start Telling People that I Have a Boyfriend?
323. Messy Mondays: Ten Kids You Meet at Every Youth Group
324. Jordan's Messyges: My Sister & Her Boyfriend Show Too Much PDA
325. Messy Mondays: Why I (Kind of) Hate Black Friday
326. Jordan's Messyges: Unfollowing Someone on Instagram
327. Messy Mondays: How to Be Thankful (In Just One Easy Step)
328. Jordan's Messyges: I Like My Sister's Boyfriend's Brother
329. Messy Mondays: Five Ways to Shut Down a Healthy Debate
330. Jordan's Messyges: My Ex-Boyfriend is Ignoring Me
331. Announcement: We Have a Secret...
332. Messy Mondays: How to Be God's Favorite
333. BLIMEY COW TOONS: Big Head Kid & the Alien
334. Jordan's Messyges: I'm a Homeschooler in Love with a Public Schooler
335. Messy Mondays: Facebook Video vs YouTube: Which Is Better?
336. Jordan's Messyges: My Best Friend's Crush Likes Me
337. Messy Mondays: Five Things Girls Should Stop Doing to Guys
338. Jordan's Messyges: Asking a Girl to Hang Out without it Looking Like Date
339. BLIMEY COW TOONS: The Christmas Feeling
340. Jordan's Messyges: Are You a Doctor Who Fan?
341. Messy Mondays: Fifteen Stupid Reasons to Break Up
342. Jordan's Messyges: My Friend Told My Crush that I Like Him
343. Messy Mondays: Seven Signs that You Should Probably Break Up
344. Jordan's Messyges: Is He Hinting that He Likes Me?
345. Messy Mondays: The Five Stages of Hating Your Job
346. Jordan's Messyges: I Haven't Had My First Kiss
347. Messy Mondays: Five Problems with the Video Game Industry
348. Jordan's Messyges: My Best Friend's Boyfriend HATES ME
349. Messy Mondays: Why You Should Never Try New Things
350. #AskJordan: NEW SHOW!
351. Messy Mondays: Four Things Introverts Think (But Never Say)
352. #AskJordan: Parkour Challenge
353. Messy Mondays: Three Things We're All Sick of Hearing About (February 2015)
354. #AskJordan: One-Arm Push Ups
355. Messy Mondays: Five Tips for Healthy Dating
356. #AskJordan: Make a Horror Movie
357. Messy Mondays: I Don't Want to Be Famous
358. #AskJordan: What Color Is the Dress?
359. Messy Mondays: How to Talk on the Phone (Without Sounding Like an Idiot)
360. #AskJordan: THE WORM CHALLENGE
361. Messy Mondays: Seven Things I Wish I Knew When I Was a Teenager
362. #AskJordan: Write a Love Song
363. Messy Mondays: How to Fix All of Your Problems, Guaranteed!
364. #AskJordan: One-Handed Cartwheel Challenge
365. Messy Mondays: Should Guys Open Doors for Girls?
366. #AskJordan: The Worst Thing I Ever Did
367. Messy Mondays: The 24 Hour Internet Outrage Cycle
368. #AskJordan: What I Looked Like As a Child
369. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Phrases That Have NO Meaning
370. #AskJordan: My Most Embarrassing Facebook Post
371. Messy Mondays: Stop Saying "There Should Be a Law"
372. #AskJordan: My Biggest Phobia
373. Messy Mondays: 25 Signs You Listened to Christian Music Growing Up
374. #AskJordan: My Huge Announcement
375. Messy Mondays: Why I Like Twitter Better than Facebook
376. Announcement: In Case You Forgot about the New Channel...
377. Messy Mondays: The Shy Person's Guide to Talking to New People
378. Messy Mondays: How to Compliment Girls without Sounding Creepy
379. Messy Mondays: How to Compliment a Guy without Sounding Flirty
380. Messy Mondays: How to Get Millennials Back in Church
381. Messy Mondays: The Ten Types of Homeschoolers
382. Messy Mondays: The Truth about Church Camp
383. SONG PREMIERE: Jordan Taylor "Need Each Other"
384. Messy Mondays: How to Tell People about Jesus
385. Jordan's Messyges: Girl Bullies Boy? CALL THE COPS!
386. Messy Mondays: How to Make Something Go Viral
387. Announcement: JORDAN'S ALBUM IS HERE!
388. Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Might Not Know about Blimey Cow
389. Messy Mondays: I Don't Want to Love My Neighbor
390. Messy Mondays: Five Awkward Things in the Bible
391. Messy Mondays: Why Do Christians Freak Out About Everything?
392. Messy Mondays: Ten Questions Retail Workers Get Tired of Hearing
393. Messy Mondays: How to Tell If a YouTuber is SELLING OUT!
394. Jordan's Messyges: I Have a Crush on My Older Sister's Friend
395. Messy Mondays: Should People Label Themselves?
396. Messy Mondays: The World Doesn't Exist to Not Offend You
397. Messy Mondays: How to Get Out of a Boring Conversation
398. Messy Mondays: Don't Bring God into This!
399. Messy Mondays: How to Get Out of the Friend Zone
400. Messy Mondays: What Is the WORST Bad Word?
401. Messy Mondays: Awkward Christian Phrases
402. Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Eye Doctor
403. Jordan's Messyges: Awkward Situation with Brother's Girlfriend
404. Messy Mondays: If You Want to Support a Cause, Actually DO Something.
405. What Happened in Brother Brother Time Season 1
406. Messy Mondays: The Pros and Cons of Fall
407. BBT S2: Nothing Has Changed
408. Messy Mondays: How to Get Your Youth Group Crush to Like You
409. BBT S2: Jordan's Online Girlfriend
410. Messy Mondays: The Ten Most Passive Aggressive Phrases
411. BBT S2: Jordan's Unspoken Prayer Request
412. Messy Mondays: Ten Ways to Be a Terrible Boyfriend
413. BBT S2: Josh's Broken Heart
414. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying People You See at the Movies
415. BBT S2: Everything Has Changed
416. Messy Mondays: What Jesus Was Like as a Teenager
417. Messy Mondays: Happy Guiltsgiving: Feel Guilty for Your Blessings!
418. Messy Mondays: Let's Take the "Christ" Out of "Christian!"
419. Jordan's Messyges: I Have a Crush on 15 Girls from CHURCH CAMP
420. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Questions Homeschoolers Get Asked
421. Messy Mondays: When People Ask Why You're Single (Special Thursday Edition)
422. Messy Mondays: Saying "Happy Holidays" Is a Micro-Persecution
423. Messy Mondays: We Were Wrong about Christmas (An Apology from Blimey Cow)
424. Messy Mondays: Don't Forget to Enjoy Your Life
425. Messy Mondays: I'll Just Leave This Here... (& Other Dumb Things People Say Online)
426. Messy Mondays: Let Me Tell You How to Think (for Yourself)
427. Jordan's Messyges: A Girl is Saying Nasty Things About Me to My Crush
428. Messy Mondays: Six Signs You Need New Friends
429. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways to Show Girls Respect
430. Jordan's Messyges: My Introverted Crush Won't Talk to Me
431. Messy Mondays: The Top Ten Movie Clichés
432. Jordan's Messyges: I ACCIDENTALLY Told a Boy I Don't Like That I Like Him
433. Messy Mondays: Five Words that Describe People Who Disagree with Me
434. Messy Mondays: The Top 30 Christian Pick-Up Lines
435. Messy Mondays: Christian Dating Secrets REVEALED!
436. Messy Mondays: Why Our Phones Disconnect Us
437. Messy Mondays: How to Avoid Politics on Facebook
438. Messy Mondays: How to Get Right with God
439. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 6
440. Jordan's Messyges: Held My Hand...Then FRIEND ZONED ME?
441. Messy Mondays: Our Lord and Savior, The President
442. Messy Mondays: How to Become Friends with a Girl
443. Jordan's Messyges: Breaks Up With Girlfriend...IMMEDIATELY SNAPCHATS ME?
444. Messy Mondays: I'm Proud to Pay My Taxes!
445. Messy Mondays: Never Question Your Beliefs!
446. Messy Mondays: Five Things to Avoid During Finals
447. Messy Mondays: The Top 30 Signs You Were a Christian Kid
448. Messy Mondays: Hey Adults, Who Raised All These Entitled Millennials?
449. Messy Mondays: How to Become Friends with a Guy
450. Messy Mondays: The Ten Types of Youth Pastors
451. Messy Mondays: An Apology to Our Audience (Special 250th Episode)
452. Jordan's Messyges: JUST met. crushing HARD. Should I add him on Facebook?
453. Messy Mondays: Annoying Questions Graduates Get Asked
454. Messy Mondays: How to Decide Who to Vote For
455. Messy Mondays: The Homeschooler's Guide to Dating
456. Jordan's Messyges: The Most SERIOUS Messyge I've Ever Received
457. Messy Mondays: Horrible Ways to Tell People about Jesus
458. Messy Mondays: Why You Can't Have Free Things
459. Messy Mondays: How to Be a REAL Man!
460. Messy Mondays: Comments You See in EVERY YouTube Comment Section
461. Messy Mondays: Our Brains Weren't Designed for This Much Bad News
462. Messy Mondays: The Problem with Celebrity Worship
463. Messy Mondays: The Twelve Types of Homeschool Moms
464. Messy Mondays: SOCIAL MEDIA ROAST 2016
465. Messy Mondays: Why We Can't Talk About Religion & Politics
466. Jordan's Messyges: My STUPID SISTER Sabatoged Me...
467. Messy Mondays: How to Get Popular on YouTube (Special 5-Year Anniversary Episode)
468. Messy Mondays: Five Things Introverts Are Secretly Paranoid About
469. Messy Mondays: Why Your Crush Doesn't Like You
470. Messy Mondays: How to Look Like a PERFECT Christian!
471. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 7 (Special Thursday Edition)
472. Messy Mondays: I'm Triggered by People Disagreeing with Me
473. Messy Mondays: The Most Annoying Thing People Do on Social Media
474. Messy Mondays: WHY YOU ABSOLUTELY 100% MUST VOTE (SERIOUSLY)
475. Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Should NOT Do at Youth Group
476. Jordan's Messyges: My Youth Leader Has a Crush on Me!!
477. Messy Mondays: How to Get to Know Your Crush (Without Being Awkward)
478. Messy Mondays: 25 More Christian Pick-Up Lines
479. Messy Mondays: I've Never Been More Scared in My Life...
480. Messy Mondays: I'm Not a Nice Person...
481. Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Girlfriend
482. Messy Mondays: Seven Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Boyfriend (Special Thursday Edition)
483. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 8
484. Messy Mondays: Five Terrible Ways to Break Up
485. Messy Mondays: How to Deal with Annoying Family During the Holidays
486. Jordan's Messyges: sooo…I don't ACTUALLY like my bf, BUT…
487. Messy Mondays: I Hate You, 2016.
488. Messy Mondays: Extroverts Are People, Too.
489. Messy Mondays: I Need a Change...
490. Messy Mondays: When Your First Date Goes Horribly Wrong
491. Messy Mondays: I Don't Know What to Believe Anymore...
492. Messy Mondays: HAHA SHARE IF YOU AGREE!
493. Messy Mondays: How to Survive a Breakup
494. Messy Mondays: Five Easy Ways to Make Someone's Day
495. Messy Mondays: It's Okay to Be Single
496. Messy Mondays: The Media Are Liars (In Defense of PewDiePie)
497. Messy Mondays: Three Things You Can Do TODAY to Stop Laziness
498. Messy Mondays: How to Propose to Your Girlfriend
499. Jordan's Messyges: If I answer wrong, he becomes an atheist...
500. Messy Mondays: HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR ANNOYING PARENTS
501. Messy Mondays: When Good Christian Kids Go BAD!
502. Messy Mondays: Homeschool vs. "Regular School"
503. Messy Mondays: I'm Suddenly Terrified of Government Power!
504. Messy Mondays: Is YouTube Censoring Us?
505. Messy Mondays: The One that Offends Social Justice Warriors AND Christians
506. Messy Mondays: Why Social Media Is So Depressing Right Now
507. Messy Mondays: Why we make this show. (Special 300th Episode)
508. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... 9
509. Messy Mondays: Five Confusing Things Girls Do (EXPLAINED)
510. Messy Mondays: JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
511. Jordan and Sara's Wedding
512. Messy Mondays: When Two of Your Friends Start Dating
513. Messy Mondays: Five Confusing Things Guys Do (EXPLAINED)
514. Messy Mondays: The Introvert's Guide to Dating
515. Jordan's Messyges: Grandma stole my password & blocked ALL HOMESCHOOLERS
516. Messy Mondays: How to Not Scare Away Your Crush (on Social Media)
517. Messy Mondays: Three Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Die
518. Messy Mondays: What We Learned from the Roller Coaster Incident
519. Messy Mondays: Why Your Future Kids Will Not Respect You
520. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying Questions Homeschool Moms Get Asked
521. Messy Mondays: People Who Say "Why Can't We All Just Get Along?" Are Annoying
522. Messy Mondays: The Secret to a Happy Life
523. Messy Mondays: "In Like" vs. "In Love"
524. Messy Mondays: No, you are not "adulting."
525. Messy Mondays: The Sad Truth about School
526. Messy Mondays: Please watch this video.
527. Messy Mondays: Seven Types of TERRIBLE BOSSES (Bonus Friday episode)
528. Messy Mondays: The Story of the Christian Girl
529. Messy Mondays: Why is "Right vs. Wrong" so confusing sometimes?
530. Messy Mondays: All My Friends Are Getting Married... Except Me
531. Messy Mondays: How to Get a Job (100% Guaranteed)
532. Messy Mondays: In Defense of "Thoughts & Prayers"
533. Messy Mondays: MAKE AMERICA GRATEFUL AGAIN
534. Messy Mondays: When Homeschoolers Grow Up
535. Messy Mondays: You Are What You Hate
536. Messy Mondays: How to Write a Country Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
537. Messy Mondays: Only watch if you are a true fan.
538. Messy Mondays: Politics Killed the Holidays
539. Messy Mondays: Christmas Romance: Four Things You Should NOT Do
540. Sketch: The Birthday GIFt
541. Messy Mondays: The Top 5 Christian Clichés (CHRISTMAS EDITION)
542. Messy Mondays: Why We Don't Swear in Our Videos
543. Messy Mondays: How to Talk to People You Disagree With
544. Messy Mondays: SPOILER WARNING: Don't Be "That Guy"
545. Messy Mondays: Why You Fail at Your Goals
546. Messy Mondays: The bravest video we have ever made.
547. Messy Mondays: Seven Awkward Situations for Introverts
548. Messy Mondays: The Problem with "Internet Friends"
549. Messy Mondays:  How to Respect Women (in 2018)
550. Messy Mondays: How to Be Great at Small Talk
551. Messy Mondays: Watch this if you want tomorrow to be better.
552. Jordan's Messyges: My BFF's boyfriend professed his love… FOR ME
553. Messy Mondays: You can't stop bad things from happening.
554. Messy Mondays: Three Ways YOU Can Make the World a Better Place
555. Messy Mondays: The Truth vs. "My Truth"
556. Messy Mondays: ONLY Homeschoolers Will Understand These Words & Phrases
557. Messy Mondays: Five Ways to Make Yourself More Attractive
558. Messy Mondays: Things People Say to Sound Smart (When They Aren't)
559. Jordan's Messyges: I made a FAKE ONLINE IDENTITY so she'd like me… should I tell?
560. Messy Mondays: The Top 8 Reasons Facebook Is Terrible
561. Messy Mondays: Dating Is Awkward When You Are Homeschooled
562. Jordan's Messyges: I'm 15 and in love with a GROWN MAN...
563. Messy Mondays: Seven Ways Hollywood Is Painfully Out of Touch
564. Messy Mondays: Liberal Christianity vs. Conservative Christianity
565. Messy Mondays: How to Be the EDGIEST Kid You Know
566. Messy Mondays: I'm afraid you will be disappointed in me.
567. Jordan's Messyges: I'm a NEW ATHEIST. Will my parents still love me?
568. Messy Mondays: How to Tell If the Girl You Like Doesn't Like You Back
569. Messy Mondays: What Would Jesus Do (in 2018)?!
570. Jordan's Messyges: My family found out about the bad stuff I do online...
571. Messy Mondays: "Why not just guarantee everyone a job?"
572. Messy Mondays: Your unpopular opinion doesn't make you special 🙃
573. Jordan's Messyges: I’m kissing MY COUSIN and don’t know how to tell my parents…
574. Messy Mondays: You Might NOT Be a Homeschooler If...
575. Messy Mondays: The Ten Most Annoying People on Twitter
576. Messy Mondays: Seven ANNOYING Things YouTubers Do in Their Videos
577. Messy Mondays: The ANGRIEST video we have ever made.
578. Messy Mondays: ONLY Sheltered Kids Will Understand...
579. Jordan's Messyges: I ACCIDENTALLY kissed my friend’s boyfriend in the dark…
580. Messy Mondays: How to Get an Introvert to Fall in Love with You
581. Messy Mondays: Seven "Friends" You Should Break Up With
582. Messy Mondays: Didn't we already know Hollywood was terrible?
583. Messy Mondays: Six Things that Are NOT as Edgy as You Think
584. Jordan's Messyges: The most inappropriate Messyges of all time?…
585. We never dreamed it would get this big... (Blimey Con 2018)
586. Jordan's Messyges: I cheated on my boyfriend in a VR chatroom…
587. Messy Mondays: Five People Who Should Be BANNED from the Internet
588. Jordan's Messyges: MY MOM wants me to be MORE PHYSICAL with my boyfriend…
589. Messy Mondays: How SHELTERED Were You?! (Take Our Quiz!)
590. Why We Never Deleted Our Old Videos
591. Jordan's Messyges: My boyfriend doesn't know I already booked our wedding...
592. Messy Mondays: How to Respond to Homeschool HATERS
593. Jordan's Messyges: My 90yr old GRANDMA is forcing me to watch DIRTY TV...
594. Messy Mondays: Making friends is hard when you're an adult
595. Jordan's Messyges: I posted the HOTTEST Instagram pic, then my brother did this...
596. Messy Mondays: Things Former Homeschoolers Say
597. Messy Mondays: The Secret Reason We're Addicted to Social Media
598. Messy Mondays: DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN
599. Jordan's Messyges: I didn't know my dad was married…for 2 months
600. Messy Mondays: Seven Things Happy People Do Every Day
601. Messy Mondays: Stop begging me to vote, celebrities.
602. Jordan's Messyges: We had no physical contact before marriage…
603. Messy Mondays: How to Deal with a Needy Friend
604. Jordan's Messyges: My Husband’s Best Friend is in love with me... (for real)
605. Messy Mondays: How to DESTROY Anyone in a Debate
606. Messy Mondays: The Secret to Finding "THE ONE"
607. Messy Mondays: The Truth about Entitled Millennials
608. Messy Mondays: Seven Annoying People You Meet EVERY Christmas
609. Jordan's Messyges: My youth pastor is too physical with me… help.
610. Messy Mondays: How to Get a $5 Blimey Cow Shirt!
611. Jordan's Messyges: He asked me to take a FERTILITY TEST… on the 2nd date
612. Messy Mondays: You Might Be a Homeschooler If... (2018)
613. Messy Mondays: Why YouTube Doesn't Get It.
614. Jordan's Messyges: My friend FAKED being drunk... I showed HER MOM the texts
615. Messy Mondays: Why New Year's Resolutions are actually BAD for you
616. Messy Mondays: Why They Hate Memes.
617. Jordan's Messyges: My EX obsessively calls in the night wanting me to...
618. Telling my brother we're having a BABY!
619. Messy Mondays: How to Ruin Your Chances at a Healthy Relationship
620. Jordan's Messyges: I used GPS to spy on my Best Friend. She's with my EX…
621. Messy Mondays: 30 Things EVERY Nintendo Switch Owner Says...
622. Messy Mondays: Where Do Bad People Go When They Die?
623. Jordan's Messyges: I said "I love you"… TOO SOON

### Unlisted Videos (work in progress)

1. The Boot
2. "We're The Boot" by The Boot (Music Video)
3. Blimey Cow: The New Sheriff
4. Jordan's Messyges: Toes, Girlfriends, Bands
5. BBT Episode 11: A Christmas Wish
6. DELETED SCENE: You Are Not an Activist
7. MESSY MISTAKES: Books vs. Movies
8. MESSY MISTAKES: You Might Be a Homeschooler If...
9. MESSY MISTAKES: "Making Time" for God
10. DELETED SCENE: "Making Time" for God
11. MESSY MISTAKES: Oh No, I'm Single! I'm Going to Die!
12. MESSY MISTAKES: Stupid Drivers
13. MESSY MISTAKES: The Top Ten Internet Clichés
14. DELETED SCENE: The Top Ten Internet Clichés
15. Kelli Makes a Selfie
16. MESSY MISTAKES: My Spiritual High Is Higher than Yours
17. MESSY MISTAKES: #YOLO? Well, #YODO too, buddy.
18. MESSY MISTAKES: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
19. DELETED SCENE: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
20. 10 SECONDS EARLIER: Why I Hate Going to the Doctor
21. Are You Serious? TRY AGAIN
22. MESSY MISTAKES: The Opposite of Love
23. ALTERNATE ENDINGS: The Opposite of Love
24. Jordan's Viral Video!!!!!
25. MEANWHILE...
26. MESSY MISTAKES: Ten Ways to Get Ready for Church Camp
27. Bloopers of Bloopers?
28. MESSY MISTAKES: Thinking about the Future
29. MESSY MISTAKES: Dating Jesus
30. EXTENDED ENDING: Dating Jesus
31. MESSY MISTAKES: Seven Things that Won't Be Cool in 20 Years
32. Big Head Kid Sings!
33. MESSY MISTAKES: Never Think Outside the Box
34. DELETED SCENE: Never Think Outside the Box
35. What It's Like When You Haven't Seen a New Movie Yet
36. Rejected Auditions
37. Puppet Show
38. MESSY MISTAKES: Puppet Show
39. Our Sister Amy
40. MESSY MISTAKES: Our Sister Amy

### Deleted Videos

1. Production Number 5
2. Production Number 9
3. Bloopers 1
4. Production Number 16
5. Production Number 22
6. Production Number 24
7. Production Number 30
8. Production Number 37
9. The Audition
10. The Staredown
11. The Philosophy Gang
12. One Messy Minute
13. The Life and Times of Freddy Butkis
14. 05-20-2012 MM Episode