Backyard Bikini Patrol

**Backyard Bikini Patrol** is the four-hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the seventy-fifth video of season three.

## Transcript

(*Music is playing and the sun is shining through the trees. The camera pans down past the back door of the rented house to Sarah sitting in a lounge chair drinking a cocktail*.)

**Sarah:** So, ever since Emma got back, it's official: Girls rule. See, we have a 2:1 ratio which means that if ever there's a vote, we win. Today we voted that we get the outside all to ourselves. No boys allowed.

(*Cut to Gina staining some wood. Music begins playing again. Cut back to Sarah*.)

**Sarah:** (*Looks at Gina*) What are you doing?

(*Sarah turns the camera to Gina*)

**Gina:** (*Annoyed*) Making something for Emma.

**Sarah:** (*In a Southern accent*) Hmm, well isn't that nice! Will you pass me a red, please? (*Gina sighs and reaches into a bowl with her hands*) No, not like that! You have to bring the bowl over because your hands are all stainey. (*Gina rolls her eyes and brings the bowl over*.)

**Gina:** You're such a pain.

**Sarah:** Yeah, well you're not much better. Hold on, I wanna get the red ones. (*Sarah fishes through the bowl*.)

**Emma:** Ooh, I'm glad you guys are getting along.

(*Emma walks out in a bikini and joins Sarah and Gina. Sarah groans. She zooms in on Emma*.)

**Emma:** Eh! It's... sunny. Nice change of pace. (*Emma looks at Gina and sits down*.)

**Sarah:** Getting along?

**Emma:** Yes.

**Sarah:** (*High pitched*) What's up with that?

**Emma:** (*Imitating Sarah*) What's up with that?

**Sarah:** Yeah!

**Emma:** I saw the videos. The Daniel drama. (*Emma takes a sip of a drink out of a red cup*.)

**Sarah:** Yeah, well we put that way behind us.

**Emma:** (*Makes a face*) Yeah?

**Sarah:** It's true. Besides, I'm happy with Carl. For now.

(*Emma makes a scared face at Gina while Sarah points the camera at her*.)

**Gina:** And Daniel and I are just friends.

**Sarah:** And it's better that way because he was never right for you.

**Gina:** (*Rolls her eyes*) Sure.

(*Camera pans back to Emma*.)

**Emma:** Really? Well then who is he right for Sarah? Hmm?

**Sarah:** No comment.

**Emma:** (*Laughs, takes a sip of her drink, and nods*) Okay.

(*Sarah giggles*.)

**Emma:** (*Turns to Gina*) What's that?

(*Sarah turns the camera to Gina*.)

**Gina:** (*Smiles*) Little something for your Nancy Drew collection.

**Sarah:** (*Turns camera to Emma*) Aww!

**Emma:** (*Looks at camera with a happy frown on her face*) Really? Gina!

(*Emma jumps up and runs to give Gina a hug*.)

**Emma:** (*Squeals*) Thank you!

**Gina:** (*Smiling*) Aww.

**Emma:** I love it!

**Sarah:** Put me to sleep.

**Emma:** Thank you!

**Gina:** You're welcome.

**Emma:** (*Looking at what seems to be a bookshelf*) No one's ever done that for me before.

**Gina:** (*Wiping her hands with the dirty rag*) So what now?

**Sarah:** Why don't we play a little game called "I Never..."?

(*Gina throws the rag and sits down*.)

**Emma:** (*Goes to sit back down*) What's "I Never..."?

**Sarah:** Hmm, well... (*Turns camera back to herself*) I say something that I've never done and if you have done it then you have to drink or in this case, eat an M&M. Except for the red ones because they're mine. (*Eats a red M&M and turns the camera back to Emma*.) Why don't you start?

**Emma:** Me?

**Sarah:** Yup.

**Emma:** (*Looks nervously at Gina*) Okay. (*Makes a face*) Let me see... okay.

**Gina:** You... you want some?

**Emma:** (*Laughs*) Uh, no... cause I never um... won an Olympic medal before.

**Sarah:** Okay, no! (*Gina laughs in the background*) It can't be something like that!

**Emma:** What?

**Sarah:** It has to be something... something better than that. Something juicy.

**Emma:** (*Makes a face and smiles*) Kay... Um... (*Sits back*) I never... this is embarrassing... I never danced with a boy.

(*Sarah grunts and eats an M&M. Emma and Sarah look at Gina. Gina eats an M&M*.)

**Sarah:** What!?

**Emma:** Ooh!!

**Sarah:** Who have you danced with? Who?

**Gina:** Dr. Hart.

**Sarah:** Ew.

**Emma:** Gina...

**Gina:** No, it wasn't like that. He just taught me how to waltz. (*Shrugs*)

**Sarah:** You waltzed with him?

**Gina:** (*Nods*) Yeah. It was something that he did before experiments to just help me relax.

**Sarah:** (*Turns the camera back to Emma*) That's... weird.

**Emma:** That's horrible.

**Sarah:** (*Turns the camera back to Gina*) So, anything less creepy?

**Gina:** Um... I've never kissed a boy before.

**Sarah:** Okay, you girls need to live a little.

**Gina:** (*Smiles*) Sorry we're not making out with boys left and right. We didn't go to high school, remember?

**Emma:** (*Camera turned back on her*) Uh huh!

**Gina:** I never even had detention!

**Emma:** And I never failed calculus before.

**Sarah:** Oh I did.

**Gina:** (*Camera back on her*) Yeah! And I never even went to prom!

**Emma:** (*Camera on her*) Me neither! I actually always wanted to, um, ever since I saw Sixteen Candles. (*Grins embarrassedly*) Is that embarassing?

**Sarah:** Wait a minute... (*Emma laughs, falls back into her chair, and covers her face*) Wait a minute. We have a trespasser. (*Sarah turns the camera to Daniel who is watering the plants behind her*.)

**Emma:** Ewww!

**Daniel:** What?

**Emma:** Ewww!

**Daniel:** I'm just watering the plants.

**Sarah:** (*Throws M&Ms at Daniel*) Do you even care?

**Daniel:** That's all. I'm keeping it healthy.

**Sarah:** No! Seriously, do you even care about the backyard?

**Daniel:** Um... nope!

(*Daniel turns the hose on Sarah. Sarah screams and the music begins playing again. Sarah flails around with the camera trying to avoid the hose. The girls are screaming and Daniel is spraying Emma and Gina with the hose as they run around the yard. Sarah throws M&Ms at Daniel and Daniel gets her with the hose. The girls run inside the house where Jennie is sitting on her laptop*.)

**Jennie:** You guys, you guys. Come take a look at this. (*The girls huddle around Jennie*.)

**Sarah:** What?

**Jennie:** C'mere. I think Salinas just sent us a message on his website. It's an excerpt from his latest campaign speech. Listen. "I want to assure my young supporters that I have developments planned for the week's end that will assure our ultimate goal of ascending to higher office." (*Jennie turns to Emma*) I mean... (*Jennie turns to Gina*) Do you think?

**Sarah:** (*Talking into the camera*) We don't know what Salinas' message meant. But... I refuse to let it ruin Emma's return. And you know... who knows what's gonna happen at the end of this week? And yes, we're nervous. But, at least us girls had a kick-ass day today. And, you know what? Tomorrow is gonna be even better.

## Notes

* Emma said that the movie Sixteen Candles made her want to go to prom. There is no prom in Sixteen Candles, however there is a dance.
* Daniel wears a cap in this video.
* This is the second time to see Gina doing wood-working. This time, she built a bookcase.
* Gina's insistence that she and Daniel are just friends resembles Bree's similar claim.