Primania

Primania is the WTF Realm named and ruled by Lord Tim of the House (especially in his super sand form Lord TimRex), this realm is a prehistoric themed wilderness made up of tropical jungles, swamps, flooded caverns, ridiculous river systems, and vast lakes. As a result, a wide variety of wildlife and natural resources can be found here; likely more so than the other realms.

## History

Some historians argue that Primania was the first of the WTF Realms to be named and explored, but others argue that Hilnburgia was the first seeing how dangerous Primania is due to its humid, treacherous terrain and the vicious beasts living there. Well whatever! It definitely seems to be the most ancient of the realms because of it's primeval geography and wildlife. In the First Age, the Looney Temple was built in the northeastern jungles as a place to practice the WTF Realms nuttiest customs and rituals. It was almost proposed to be built in the very heart of the realm, but that would have put the temple at risk of sinking into the swamp (and possibly burning down and falling over before sinking into the swamp should more than two construction attempts be made there). This age also saw the first usage of the most powerful word anyone can ever speak: NI! The Jungle of NI, Primania's largest and most notable locale, was named after the fact that it is where that word of power is most spoken, and even the trees seem to whisper it when the blowing wind strokes and pushes at them. At the beginning of the Stupid Age, the native Yoshis invented chocolate here and, as a result, their chief Uncle PoisonButt I also became the first ever Screaming Chocolate Guy and rampaged through the jungle until he caught his brethren and offered to buy all their chocolate. Soon afterwards, however, he ate it all while sitting on a stack of waffles, grew very fat, and got eaten by an Anjanath. Then again, that's what he got for sitting on a freshly baked stack of waffles in the middle of the jungle. Towards the end of the High Age, this realm witnessed the birth of Coconut Killing after Lord Tim bopped Spaghetti on the head with a coconut and gave the latter the idea of tossing it to its demise. The sacred practice of Coconut Killing would be performed numerous times for countless special occasions to this day.

## Geography

Most of Primania is covered in lush tropical jungle. Scattered portions of swamp also dot the forests; especially towards it's center. The western forests grow over a deep, flooded cave system called the Caves Who Say NI where cults of NI perform secret atrocities such as sacrifices or shouting NI at the most vile criminals. The Idiotic River flows from the sun baked Plaid Mountains to the east and almost appears to form a calligraphic 'duh'. Much of its riverbanks are basically flooded forests as a result of such a stupid river formation. Different pockets of the jungle are each rich in different resources. For example, coconuts are most abundant in the southwestern forests near the sandy shores of Lake Peng and Lake Neee-Wom (both of which are the largest lakes in the WTF Realms), cocoa plants and whackfruits grow numerously in the eastern stretches, and pineapples are most common in the northern jungles. But beware, pineapples can be omens to disaster if they wear sunglasses. The realm itself seems to be in the shape of a dinosaur, but it's hard to tell if it most resembles Lord Tim's super sand form of Lord TimRex or the Anjanath; Primania's most famous native creature and the most fearsome one in all the WTF Realms.

## Inhabitants and Wildlife

### Native Races

#### Yoshi

A reptilian race who come in a wide range of colors and have long, sticky tongues used to catch their food of fruit and insects even though such shooting tongues aren't made for grabbing the former of the two. They're famous for launching porta potties from catapults, spreading the sacred act of Coconut Killing on Lord TimRex's behalf, manically craving chocolate, running in circles chanting 'Ni' very quickly twelve or so times when they hear something they don't like, and evading taxes.

### Native Fauna

#### Anjanath

Carnivorous, pink T rexes that are both revered and feared for their great power, fire breath, and funny noses that shoot flaming boogers. They will prey on anything they can overpower and won't hesitate to battle anything intruding in their domain.

#### Thunder Fart Frog

Frogs that shoot thunder bolts from their butts. Involuntary flatulence usually results in several electric sparks that are harmless from a distance, but the frog tries to store as much electricity in its butt allowing them to fire mighty bolts of it at attackers. They hunt mainly insects and worms but are also commonly seen dining at Chipotle.

#### Cuckoo Croc

Super hyper crocodilians well known for their surprising agility in or out of the water along with their super hyper snapping jaws. They're also famous for being the thunder fart frog's natural predator as well as coming in a variety of colors and sizes.

## Trivia

The three words of 'NI', 'Peng', and 'Neee-Wom' are the sacred words spoken by the Knights Who Say NI created by Monty Python. These words belong to him alone and are only referenced for the sake of idiotic fun.

Original Sawce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty\_Python\_and\_the\_Holy\_Grail

Lord Tim's notion of bopping Spaghetti on the head with a coconut is a reference to the moment in the Spongebob episode 'Rock a Bye Bivalve' in which Patrick watches a guy get hit in the head with a coconut.