Faina the Cheetah

Faina Jelena Spottington the Cheetah - or simply Faina the Cheetah - is a robot cheetah who lives in Barhamsville, Virginia, United States, and is one of the major characters in the "Barhambots" franchise.

## Biographical information

### Date of death

(None, as she is immortal and immune to death.)

### Place of death

(None, as she is immortal and immune to death.)

## History

Faina was first designed by Connor Banjoper on November 9, 2016 AD. She is a goth girl. She was originally designed to be a sentient restaurant animatronic, but unlike the rest of the Barhambots, she chose not to work at a restaurant because she would prefer to be unemployed. Even after Banjoper changed his plans in 2019 AD, her unemployment remained the same.

She was officially manufactured in 202X, and is among the oldest 20 animal robots made by Blazembu. Her creation was hours after the creation of her mother, Edith. (Connor Banjoper thought it would be a great idea to give Faina a mother.) A few days after her creation, Faina befriended Lucy the Cat, Luan the Fox, Rags the Raccoon, Randa the Raccoon (via introduction from Rags), Gertorn the Grizzly Bear, Samar the Chinchilla, and Ricardo the Rat. Within two weeks later, she met Ruby the Weasel, who then became her best friend after realizing how much they had in common.

In "Saved By The Bell", Faina's mother, Edith decided Faina needed to go to school like a normal teenager, which Faina reluctantly accepted. However, Faina turned out to be among the smartest students in all of Barhamsville, and within a few months, Faina was able to graduate early, much to her mother's pleasure.

In "Faina Gets Frightened!" it is revealed that the only thing Faina is actually afraid of is mice. This is due to her having a traumatic experience on the 44th day of her life, when a non-anthropomorphic mouse crawled into her v\*\*\*\*a for some reason. Her friends eventually help her (mostly) get over her fear of mice.

In "Brighter Colors", Faina spends some time in a sauna with Ruby, and at the time they get out, both Faina and Ruby notice that Faina's makeup has washed away, revealing Faina's true appearance, much to Faina's horror. (However, it is later revealed that Faina actually has a switch on her back that lets her alternate between her real appearance and her goth appearance.)

In "Faina's Fiancé", after hearing that Blazembu-made animal robots are now emigrating to other United States cities, Faina decides to visit one of the cities they're emigrating to, so she can have a change of scenery. After she gets on a bus, her soon-to-be boyfriend, Davide (also a cheetah) boards as well, but due to his electricity-manipulating powers, he ends up accidentally electrocuting the bus and everyone on it - including Faina. Davide apologizes to everyone and sits down next to Faina, who then takes a liking to him. The two then have a conversation with each other and eventually decide they love each other and become boyfriend and girlfriend.

In "Old 29", Faina throws a Halloween party and invites all her friends, including Davide. At one point, Davide goes out to Faina's car to get more drinks for the concessions. Unfortunately, he ends up getting struck by the titular haunted school bus, which actually horrifies Faina. Faina vows to avenge her boyfriend by taking down Old 29 herself (albeit a little help from her friends). After spotting Old 29 on the highway, the gang is involved in a high-speed chase between their (well, Connor Banjoper's) RV and Old 29. When Old 29 is eventually overturned (accidentally, by a U.S. military vehicle), Ruby takes a vacuum cleaner and sucks the ghost of Warren G. Harding (who was possessing the bus) out of Old 29, defeating both him and Old 29 simultaneously. Faina and Ruby are later congratulated by Connor Banjoper, who gives each of them $250,000. The next morning, Faina visits Davide in the hospital and checks on him, before making out with him.

In "Faina Almighty", the Barhambots travel to ((CONVENTION'S NAME TBA)) on ((PLANET TBA)). Faina is brought by Edith, and the former questions why she has to be brought, to which the latter explains that they need to spend more time together, and assures Faina she'll have fun. Faina reluctantly accepts her fate and joins her mother in touring the convention. After about an hour, Faina goes to the restroom and uses it before a mysterious jewel known as the Cavurga crashes through the ceiling right in front of Faina. Unsure of what it is, Faina examines it for about 26 seconds before laying her right index finger on it. Once she touches the mysterious object, she suddenly gains the ability to warp all of reality to her own liking. Faina soon discovers a liking for her newly acquired powers and begins using them as she pleases.

In "For The Greta Good", Edith decides to get Faina a sister, so she requests Blazembu to make one for her, which they oblige, and Greta the Cheetah is manufactured. Later, Edith introduces Faina to Greta, and Faina discovers that Greta has a programmed age of 14, but the mentality of an 8-year-old girl, much to her disappointment. Edith is certain that the two sisters will get along within a month, and after a few weeks of spending time with Greta, Faina eventually decides Greta is not so bad after all.

In "Freelance Faina", Edith orders Faina to stop being lazy and get a job like the other Barhambots. Faina reluctantly obeys her at first, but eventually decides to stay unemployed. Edith then suggests that Faina should get a job that fits her desires and personality very well. Faina soon realizes she should become a freelance writer, so she can be her own boss and not have to put up with anyone's nonsense. She visits Summer Of 2013 (the waterpark themed after that particular summer), where Connor Banjoper is willing to make a coverup for Faina's real job, so she can pretend she works at the waterpark to satisfy Edith. After Faina tells Edith the good news (about her fake job), the latter is proud of the former, and decides to come visit on her first day of the job, much to Faina's consternation. Faina realizes she needs to have her fake co-workers, as well as Connor Banjoper, help her cover up the truth, so Edith does not get upset. When Edith visits Faina at the information center the next day, all goes well, nothing goes wrong, and Faina's career as a freelance writer is safe.

In "Annika's Final Destination", Faina has a dream about witnessing a 26-car pileup that kills 37 people involved. When Faina finds out that Blaze the Cat's oldest child, Annika is among the victims, Faina goes out of her way to prevent Annika from actually dying; first by preventing the pileup from happening for real, then by saving Annika from being shot by Coldsteel the Hedgehog, and then helping Annika escape the exploding convention center. When the investigation is launched at the convention center, Faina explains to the surviving students (as well as the Orlando Police Department and William Bludworth) that she had a dream where a 26-car pileup occurred, and some of the students were among the victims. Many of the students are doubtful at first, but then Faina shows a projection of her dream, revealing to them what happens. Annika is shocked to learn she is among the victims in her dream. Once the projection is complete, William Bludworth reminds everyone that death does not like to be cheated, and Faina and Ruby keep Annika (and her best friend Linda) with them at all times to protect her from death. When death itself has had enough of Faina intervening with his plan, he adds her to his target list and sets out to personally murder every last of his intended victims. Fortunately, Faina is immune to death, and uses her reality-warping powers to shrink death down to his very last atom. Realizing he doesn't stand a chance against Faina's power, death pleas for Faina to spare him and agrees to let Annika and her friends live complete, uninterrupted lives, to which Faina willingly spares him under these conditions. Once death has by default been defeated, Faina and the remaining students of the Barhamsville Class Of 2032 - including Annika - enjoy the rest of their vacation in Orlando, Florida, United States. They have a funeral for the 9 students who died in Orlando the first weekend after they arrive back in Barhamsville.

In "Tanzania Mania", Faina decides to move to the titular African country with the intention to live there as a citizen of the Tanzanian wilderness. There, she meets Kanoni the Cheetah, befriends her, and lives with her in her condominium. After spending about a month in Tanzania, Faina decides she loves it there and vows to live there for the rest of her life.... with occasional visits to Barhamsville.

### The Barhambots Movie

((FAINA'S PART IN THE MOVIE WILL BE ADDED LATER, BUT NO SPOILERS WILL BE EXPOSED.))

## Trivia

* The creation of Faina the Cheetah was inspired by Ennui & Crimson from the Ridonculous Race.
	+ During 2016 AD, Connor Banjoper decided a goth girl would be a great character to add to the roster.
	+ This means Faina is technically an expy of Crimson from the R.R. (Though Faina and Crimson have very similar personalities, they do have different life stories.)
	+ Infact, it's hinted that watching Ennui & Crimson on the R.R. is actually what inspired Faina to become a goth.
* Coincidentally, Faina's favorite color is light crimson.
* Faina owns a cornflower blue 2001 Oldsmobile Alero by the beginning of Season 2. She later gets a light crimson 2013 Porsche Panamera.
* Faina is the most competent of all the Barhambots (including the ones the show does not focus on)
* Faina is one of the two Barhambots to be voiced by Stacey DePass (courtesy of AI voice conversion technology); the other one being her own best friend, Ruby the Weasel.
* Faina is just about always unfazed by everything - even the most annoying, most disturbing, most tragic, and/or most terrifying things in the entire universe. However, there are ways to get her emotions to kick in.
	+ Joy:
		- ABDOMINAL INFLATION = At Ruby's abdominal inflation party towards the end of "One-Eyed Ruby Vs. Buddy Latex", Faina is among the guests who inflate their bellies like balloons. It is revealed that she finds it very enjoyable.
		- PEPPERMINT GUAVA ICE CREAM = Peppermint guava is her favorite ice cream flavor.
		- THE WORD "CUTE" = She likes being called cute.
	+ Humor: She finds humor in things that a normal person would find terrifying (such as people suffering, jumpscares, trypophobia, etc.).
	+ Sorrow: The only thing that can make her sad is when something tragic happens to a specimen of her own species (the cheetah).
	+ Anger: If you inflict even the slightest amount of physical pain onto Faina the Cheetah, she will grow livid and beat the living crap out of you. AND SHE WILL ALWAYS WIN. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
	+ Fear: In "Faina Gets Frightened", it is revealed that Faina is afraid of mice crawling into her v\*\*\*\*a. (It actually happened to her one time, and that's what caused it.)
	+ Embarrassment: In "Balloon Bots", she is among the Barhambots who have inflated themselves for the party. She is very clearly embarrassed by it.
	+ Disgust: Faina is normally unfazed at stuff she finds distasteful, and only shows slight disgust at it.... but even she would cringe if she ever saw an uncensored image of Huggy Wuggy from "Poppy Playtime". (She has never actually seen his face, but her powers let her know exactly what it looks like, and it is not pretty!)
* At Ruby's abdominal inflation party towards the end of "One-Eyed Ruby Vs. Buddy Latex", Faina reveals that she *really* loves her own external abdomen, and is more than happy to inflate it like a balloon.
	+ In "Faina Gets Frightened!", towards the end of the episode, Faina is revealed to have a secret liking for drumming on it like a conga drum. (Just don't tell her we, the viewers saw it, or she will (figuratively) die of embarrassment.)
* Faina's favorite song is "Thriller" by Michael Jackson. This is a favorite shared with Connor Banjoper.
	+ Infact, all animal robots made by Blazembu love "Thriller".
	+ Faina also likes "I'm In Love With A Monster!" by 5th Harmony. (Also a favorite of Connor Banjoper.)
* The only toys Faina likes are toys of herself (and most likely her friends), stuffed animal cheetahs, and anthropomorphic cheetah dolls.
	+ She will, however, often make an exception for Monster High, due to its gothic nature.
* Faina is extremely intelligent, and can solve just about anything you put in front of her. (She was already very smart even before she became a reality warper, but the ((ITEM TBA)) boosted her intelligence beyond calculation.)
* Every single human in the entire universe is afraid of her, due to her intimidating personality and godlike capabilities.
* Faina does NOT have any father of any kind. (Connor Banjoper is the closest she has.)
	+ This makes sense because Faina is a robot, so she cannot actually have biological parents (unless her creator says does).
* Faina is immune to EVERY SINGLE KIND OF ABUSE YOU CAN THINK OF.
	+ She's immune to physical abuse because even if someone does lay a hit on her, she always retaliates and beats the living crap out of them. AND SHE WILL ALWAYS WIN. EVERY SINGLE TIME. (Like we said before.)
	+ She's immune to sexual abuse because: 1. If you try to sexually attack her with physically attacking her, she won't mind because she will give you her consent as long as you don't physically attack her; 2. If you do physically attack her while sexually attacking her, she always retaliates and beats the living crap out of them. AND SHE WILL ALWAYS WIN. EVERY SINGLE TIME. (You never learn, do you?)
	+ She's immune to verbal, mental, emotional, psychological, and technological abuse because she doesn't give a single crap what anyone says to her, about her, against her, etc.
	+ She's immune to financial abuse because no-one in the entire universe has the ability to manipulate her money or finances. (Edith's parental restrictions do not count.)
* Faina is shown to have a very beautiful singing voice.
* Even though Faina is normally a dark, brooding soul who is apathetic and emotionally insensitive, she is known to be a very caring individual, and she has a benevolent moral compass, as shown in "Annika's Final Destination".
* Despite her being among the Top 5 most powerful beings in the universe (not applying to God in this case because his powers are not limited to a single universe.), Faina does have one weakness.... but we're not telling you what it is, and Faina is not stupid or gullible. (You will die before she tells you!)

## Relationships

### Allies

* Ruby the Weasel (Best friend)
* Davide the Cheetah (Lover)
* Edith the Cheetah (Mother)
* Greta the Cheetah (Little Sister)
* Frida the Weasel
* Jade the Chipmunk
* Kanoni the Cheetah
* Lucy the Cat
* Luan the Fox
* Doris the Fox
* Rags the Raccoon
* Randa the Raccoon
* Gertorn the Grizzly Bear
* Tomas the Wolverine
* Ricardo the Rat
* Samar the Chinchilla
* Erin the Mouse
* Evie the Deer
* Stacy the Weasel
* Sharon the Cat
* Connor Banjoper
* Blaze the Cat
* Blaze the Cat's children (especially Annika the Cat)
* Blaze the Cat's friends (in Blaze's own franchise)
* The Barhamsville Class Of 2032

### Enemies

* Anti Connor
* Connor Banjoper's Steam Community Enemies
* Old 29 (In "Old 29" only.)
* Warren G. Harding's Ghost
* Death Itself
* Reality Itself

## Quotes

"Whatever." - (Faina's go-to phrase when responding to people who talk to her.)

"Bright colors are for people who are trying to make up for the fact that they lead sad, monotonous lives."

"Don't be so dramatic."

"Pussy." - (What Faina says when one of her assault victims is being a crybaby over it.)

"Don't look at me!" - (Faina to Ruby, when Faina's makeup (seemingly) washes off. (S2E9: "Brighter Colors"))

"Good luck, Ruby. If anyone can stop them, you can." - (Faina wishing Ruby luck on defeating the Steam Community army. (S2E10: "One-Eyed Ruby Vs. Buddy Latex"))

"How would you know? Have you ever once been hit by a haunted school bus in the middle of the night before? Yeah, didn't think so." - (Faina responding to Ruby suggesting Davide's injuries are not too bad. (S3E9: "Old 29"))

"We need to stop this bus named Old 29! Not just for the good of all of New Kent County, but because it's personal! I am not going to let that traveling road hazard get away with injuring my love interest!" - (Faina decides to avenge Davide. (S3E9: "Old 29"))

"Everyone listen up! This year's house party is gonna have to come to a halt earlier than the usual time. For the rest of this Halloween night, we're taking the party on the road, because we have a haunted school bus to catch, and a loving boyfriend to avenge. If any of you have an RV, we all need to get into it and chase down Old 29 and bring whoever's haunting it to justice. I will not put up with what happened to Davide here tonight. That bus is going down!" - (Faina tells everyone her plan to stop Old 29. (S3E9: "Old 29"))

~~MORE TO FOLLOW LATER.~~