Darth vader vs lord voldemort

darth vader vs lord voldemort

location: cave

fight:

this is the place sir, said a stormtrooper, this is the place that fool voldemort lives. did someone say my name, said voldemort as he revealed himself to vader. why did you summon us here, said vader. well you see vader i want you to join are side, and help us kill the boy who lived, the cursed harry potter, said voldemort as he crushed a picture of harry. what happens if we don't join you, said darth vader. then i will be forced to kill you. gun em down said vader as he motioned the stormtroopers to open fire on the death eaters. your going to regret doing that, said voldemort as he fired a blast out of his wand, blowing up the stormtroopers. now that there taken care of, you fight me one on one, said voldemort. its your funeral, said darth vader as he lit up his lightsaber. vader ran at voldemort and attempted to get a few hits on voldemort. voldemort dodged these attacks and shot a magic blast at vader, the blast sent the sith lord flying backwards. i'm not down yet said vader as he reached his hand out and moved a near by rock to hit voldemort in the head. really a tiny little rock, said voldemort as he turned into smoke and reappeared behind darth vader and shot a magic blast at vader. lord vader fell to the ground with a hole in his chest.

anakin, anakin is that you said padme as anakin woke up. what how can this be your dead, said anakin. come with me anakin, we're going to escape the jedi order and be happily married, said padme as she put her hand out. how are you alive, this can't be real said anakin. this is very real anakin, very real. said padme as she sprouted fangs, claws and wings. your going to regret leaving me said padme in a creepy voice. this all just and illusion, this can't be real, vader yelled as he broke out of voldemort's illusion.

how did you do that!, voldemort yelled. no one's ever broken out of my illusion. well i would be the first, said darth vader as she used the force to lift voldemort off the ground and slammed him against the wall of the cave. your weak, said voldemort as he flew and used magic to lift vader the ground. where are we going said darth vader. you'll see soon enough, said voldemort as he and vader flew out of the cave. here we are said voldemort as he dropped vader on top of hogwarts. where are said vader as he got up and pulled out his lightsaber again. hogwarts, the school for young wizards and witchs, said voldemort. alright lets settle this said darth vader as he used the force to slam voldemort to the ground and attempted to stab the dark lord, by jumped up and trying to stab him with his lightsaber.

your pretty skilled ill give you that, but i'm stronger, voldemort yelled as he control two snakes to bit vader in the leg. get off me said darth vader as he used force choke to kill both snakes. over there, said dumbledore as he harry, and ron ran towards the fight. stay away, said darth vader as he used the force to throw harry, ron and dumbledore off hogwarts. thank you for doing that, they have been a pain in my ass for years now, said voldemort as he shot a blast of magic at lord vader. big mistake, said vader as he dodged the magical blast and used the force to lift voldemort off the ground and throw him off the castle.

you forget i can fly didn't you said voldemort as he used magic to enter darth vader's mind again.... your back anakin, sorry for my last episode, said padme cutely. your not real, your just and illusion, said darth vader in rage. she's not real but i am said obi wan kenobi as he ran vader through with his lightsaber. back in the real vader fell to the ground.

conclusion:

you couldn't even measure up, said voldemort as he shook his and then turned into a puff of smoke and flew away

winner: lord voldemort