A Better Way to Be Bad (Magixa1989 Version)

Darla Dimple: Grogar wants us to work together to defeat our enemies. Which means, we need to trust each other!

Magica DeSpell: (Chewing part of her Spice Poképuff before swallowing it) If we are to trust one another, perhaps inform Vanitas *(Suddenly shouting)* TO STOP TRYING TO ABSORB MY ESSENCE!!

Vanitas: (Sipping his tea) I wasn’t doing anything of the sort.

Myotismon: (Agreeing) Our son’s right. *(To Magica)* So, how dare you?

Magica: (Offended) How dare I?! *(Gets into Myotismon’s face)* Do you know to whom you are speaking?

Myotismon: How could I not?

Hunter J: Tell your crystal ball every five minutes.

Darla: This is why Grogar left me in charge.

Vanitas, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Magica: (Angrily enunciating) NO, HE, DIDN’T!!

Darla: **I think**

**I know**

**A way that we can grow**

**Time to try something new**

**Something better**

**No more**

**Solo**

**Trust is the way to go**

**And all we need to do is**

**Work together**

Hunter J: Oh, please!

Vanitas: **No thanks**

**No way**

Myotismon: **I feel the need to say**

**We’re smarter**

**Stronger**

**And we don’t need you two**

Magica: (Scoffs) **Stronger?**

**Okay**

**I guess we’ll downplay**

**How bad you got your bat wings**

**Handed to you**

Darla: **It’s time to try**

**A better way to be bad**

Magica, Vanitas, Myotismon, and Hunter J: **Do we really need**

**A better way to be bad?**

Darla: **United as one**

Magica: **Teamwork?**

**Please**

Hunter J: **What a fad**

Darla: **Combine all our strength**

**We’ll go to any length**

**Once we have a better way to be bad**

**Let’s go**

**Begin**

**This time, we’re gonna win**

Magica: **The ice we’re on is thin**

Hunter J: **Now watch what you say**

Darla: **We know**

**You’re in**

**We think we see a grin**

Myotismon: **For all this pain and torture**

Vanitas: **We swear you’ll pay**

Darla: **This time we’ve got**

**A better way to be bad**

Magica, Vanitas, Myotismon, and Hunter J: **Sounds like a long shot**

**This better way to be bad**

Darla: **United as one**

**We’ll make those pixies so sad**

Vanitas: **If we say okay**

**Would you just go away?**

Darla: **Once we have a better way**

**To be bad**

**We want to break their friendship**

**We want to make them weak**

**You want revenge on Rika**

**You want those powerful magiques**

**Now let’s increase our chances**

**By working as a team**

**To crush our enemies to dust**

**And laugh as they all SCREAM**

Myotismon and Hunter: Yes!

Vanitas: **I think we see a better way to be bad**

Magica: **Just put me in charge**

**Make me queen**

**You’ll be glad**

Darla: **No**

**Listen to me**

**I’m the best of us five**

Magica, Vanitas, Myotismon, and Hunter J: **Then you’ll see a better way**

**To be bad**

Darla: **Wait**

**This is my thing**

**A better way to be bad**

Magica: **You shall do as I command**

**I will rule this triad**

Darla: **Hey**

**This is my song**

Magica, Vanitas, Myotismon, and Hunter J: **Sorry, not any longer**

**A better way to be bad**

Darla: **Now you’re making me mad**

Vanitas, Myotismon, and Hunter J: **Won’t the pixies be sad**

Magica: **That would make me so glad**

Darla, Magica, Vanitas, Myotismon, and Hunter J: **Now we’ve got a better way**

**To be**

**Baaaaaad**