Albert Wesker

> "*Ah, yes... They all saw my booty... All according to plan...*"
> ― Wesker reminiscing on Jill Valentine's wedding[source]
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**Albert Wesker** is a character first introduced in Part 6. He is an evil genius hellbent on *Complete. Global. Domination.* and has a deep love and hate relationship with Chris Redfield. He has plans so big and glorious that not even Wesker himself knows what exactly these plans might be for.

Wesker is a professional hired killer, being a master of the Greatsword, known far and wide for his BERSERK attack. He also has the tied third-highest kill count, ranking in at a total of 10 kills.

Wesker might be evil, but he's not completely devoid of empathy, as he allowed one of his assassination targets, Diamond Mooney, to survive and became friends with her before she revealed herself to actually be Jill Valentine in disguise. The two currently live together in the Squarepants Household alongside Wesker's roommate, Spongebob Squarepants, and Jill's husband, Nemesis T-Type.

Wesker is so far one of the only characters who has been shown to actually enjoy the Gourmet Fruitcake, along with Killer Queen Deadly. He also enjoys working out completely nude, similar to Bulk Bogan. He has also shown a strong pride for his *Uroboros Virus*, mentioning its power several times to his roommates, who don't seem to care. His favorite holiday is Thanksgiving, in Part 13 he is seen singing about it, buying a Thanksgiving gnome, cooking the turkey and stating he had a wonderful time.

From Part 13 to Part 18, Wesker was kidnapped and replaced by a replacement Wesker in one of the most confusing conundrums of the series.

## History

### Part 6

Albert first arrives in town with Spongebob Squarepants, they move in the now vacant home of the late Enyaba Ordonez.

On his first night in town, Wesker goes on to test his new weapons in the form of a Katana and a Greatsword fuelled by Uroboros fruitcake. This results in a pile of casualties in what is known as Albert Wesker's Killing Spree. Meanwhile, Wesker meets a person who happens to be "Jill Valentine", she ends up joining the household soon after.

### Part 8

Nemesis T-Type visits the household for the first time and quickly starts hitting on Jill. In the blink of an eye, they start jumping on the the bed.

Wesker, in the living room, smugly admits to the audience in a 4th wall break that he was the one responsible for it. He later breaks down crying in the bathroom when the reality of the atrocity he had committed hit him.

### Part 11

In the Non-Canon Part 11, Wesker bore witness to a robber fatally shooting Spongebob; while the surgery to treat Spongebob's injuries could have saved him, it failed. Wesker, distraught at first, decided to spend most of Spongebob's remaining day with him before later bidding farewell to his roommate.

A dream version of Wesker later appeared at the very end of the stream, where he was shot by Jill from within her own dream, although the real version is still alive.

### Part 12

Wesker attends Jill and Nemesis' Wedding, wearing only black underwear. He later reminisces about the wedding to himself on the streets, mentioning that everyone staring at his buttocks was a part of his plan.

The Season 1 End Credits mentions that Wesker's motives are still unknown.

### Part 13

Wesker prepares for the Thanksgiving day and cooks a turkey for the whole family and various visitors. Little did they know that Wesker is actually inserting a harmful dose of laxative on it (strongly hinted to be Uroboros) and serving it for the entire family and oncoming visitors.

Unfortunately for him, Jill is the one who invites the party to dig in, resulting in having to eat his own Uroboros-infested turkey to not appear suspicious without any hint of irony. He and the rest of the house alongside several guests ended up defecating themselves.

Wesker was later kidnapped and held hostage in a place called "fobvzxx", with a clone put in place of the real Wesker for the time being. It is unknown what happened to the real Wesker and if this was all part of his plan.

Albert Wesker's Clone (or "Albert Wesker ?") would take his spot in the Squarepants Household until Part 18.

### Part 18

#### Second Kidnapping of Albert Wesker

"Albert Wesker ?" gets also kidnapped out of the blue, he leaves his ghost/stand behind at the spot he was but the kidnappers soon come back to take it away too.

This time, Spongebob Squarepants actually goes through with the kidnapping activity, contacting the police and raising awareness on social media, but also getting money from an unknown source to pay an eventual ransom. Spongebob ends up getting into contact with the kidnappers and they meet up at the Forgotten Grotto, where Wesker is said to be held by the captors. While Wesker is nowhere to be seen at first, the cash is handed to the captors.

Spongebob is sent back to his home where he finds a visibly hurt and collapsed Wesker on the sidewalk. Wesker is helped back up while the kidnappers send their final threats to them, the real Wesker is supposedly saved.

### Part 21

Wesker is accused to be responsible for sabotaging the BBQ Pitboy Grill at the Bogan Household which caused The Bogan Household Fire. He is seen laughing maniacally as he watches the fire from a safe distance. After the tension of the events die down, DIO goes to kick his nuts and tells him to fuck off.

## Powers

* **Uroboros:** Supposedly a bio-weapon virus, the true extent of its powers in the Meme House is as mysterious as **Wesker'**s true intentions.
	+ **Uroboros Laxative**: The Laxative that Wesker uses during the Thanksgiving day disaster is supposedly a form of Uroboros he uses to execute his evil plan. The Uroboros form works like a normal laxative, albeit it's a lot stronger, as it makes anyone who consumes it defecate into soiling themselves with heavy excrement across their body. It is unknown whether anyone who consumes it will be infected by the Uroboros.
	+ Bizarre Fruit: Is a strange fruit seen in the Squarepants Household's kitchen in Part 21. Its origin is unknown, but it may be connected to Albert Wesker and his Uroboros. This fruit subdues the eater made him serve a certain "The Mother".
* **Katana Skills:** Wesker knows the basics of katana-wielding and can make short work of any Sim using one. Although, he has dropped the weapon in favour of the greatsword.
* **Greatsword Master:** Thanks to Uroboros fruitcake, Wesker acquired extreme mastery of the greatsword. He is able to unleash devastating moves with it.
	+ **BERSERK:** Wesker's ultimate move, a flurry of devastating blows followed by launching the victim up into the air and piercing them down from the sky with the power of thunder. This move is often accompanied by *Rules of Nature*.

## Notable Kills

* Pizza Goth
* Matteo Ma

## Trivia

* Wesker wears a leather Gamer Glove™ on his left hand.
	+ His everyday outfit is actually the outfit of Noctis from *Final Fantasy XV* that was added to The Sims 4 base game in a cross-promotion.
* Wesker was the first Sim created by Joel to not use any custom content. He would later be followed by Freddie Mercury, Bob Ross and Big Smoke in Part 10.

## Gallery

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