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Crinkly Platinum

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Imperator Ioannis Isaurian III

Portait of Ioannis in his 30's.

Ioannis Isaurian is the fourth Emperor of the Isaurian line, he is the son of Athanasius and Alayne Isaurian.

He is the first Calradic Emperor to convert to core makerism.

## Early Life

Ioannis was born amidst a time of chaos and disorganization, in Almaros, he was famously held by his Grandfather after birth who proclaimed him to be the future of the Empire.

As merely a toddler, his Grandfather was killed by his own son, Athanasius who later became the Basileus, but alas his reign is short lived, as the Velucans march on Calradica and execute Athanasius for revenge. This left Ioannis alone with his regents and his rivachen mother, Alayne. He was brought up by these regents, and co ruled with with his Alayne, who quickly took advantage of her position and planned to eventually completely take control of the Empire.

At the age of eleven he took on studies in Dhirim, being the guest of the des Jardins; he formed a semi friendship with the Dhirimite prince, Robert, during this time he also learned the Dhirimite language; he would remember this time fondly and as a period of quiet in his otherwise unruly and chaotic life.

At the age of fourteen Alayne’s insanity had peaked and she ordered for her son to be blinded and for him to rot in a dungeon, thankfully he was saved in the nick of time by his loyal generals and friends, Nikephoros and Darius. The liberation of Ioannis sparked a civil war, that led to thousands of deaths, and to the eventual siege of Almaros at the hands of Ioannis and those loyal to him. At the door of the palace in Almaros they find Alayne looking out from the keep as she stood outside of it. Ioannis sees his mother and orders his soldiers to attack her. They mob her and as she hysterically screams Ioannis looks at the scene, unsure of what he’s feeling, regardless he knows he will never forget this.

## Ioannis' Rulership

A year later in 1241 Ioannis marches onto yet another war against the Khergits, he succeeded in conquering Malayurg and he even marched further to the walls of Tulga, but his men were too tired, and he returned home. In 1243 Ioannis made the historic decision to convert to Core Makerism, hoping to gain support against the Khergits, thus the Council of Almaros was summoned which led to a great deal of revolts in the town proper, which had to be put down. Now in his 30's he finds himself in a desperate war to hold off the Khergits, and he calls upon the Pope for help, who sends Robert des Jardin's armies to assist in the war. Ioannis and Robert reunite in Almaros after many years, initially they do not even recognize each other, but not because of their appearance, but because they are merely husks of who they were Twentythree years ago. They share details about their lives and form a pseudo friendship, Ioannis is hopeful togheter they can save the Empire. They march onto Narra in its defense, where they’re greeted by 6000 Khergits, Ioannis is first in the line of defense, his footmen fight hard but lose many men, taking many with them, until at last the Dhirimite knights charge in to slaughter the Khergit forces.
Mohammed Avdol

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Cowboy Jotaro

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Rhodok Nations

**Realm:** Kingdom of Yalen

**Ruler:** King Gesualdo Lugano

**Heir:** Bonfiglio Lugano

**Succession:** Agnatic Primogeniture

**Ruling Dynasty:** Lugano

**Religion:** Core Makerism. There are many Sarrians, Elandites, and pagans on the colonies of Saliria and Petraci.

**Color:** Olive Green

**Language:** Yalenese Rhodok

**Culture:** Yalenese, Sildan, Jelkalan. Saliria and Petraci are heavily Aseraian.

**Government:** Feudal Monarchy

**Relationships:** Rivalry with Jelkala, Defensive Pact with Chelza, Alliance with the Kingdom of Prato

**Influence:** Kingdom of Portugal, Genoa, Bologna, Scotland, (Silda: Sicily, Sardinia, Corsica, Venice)

**Realm:** Republic of Jelkala

**Ruler:** Doge Luca d'Agostino

**Succession:** Elective (Collegio)

**Ruling Dynasty:** d'Agostino

**Religion:** Core Makerism

**Color:** Green

**Language:** Jelkalan Rhodok

**Culture:** Jelkalan

**Government:** Republic (It is functionally a dictatorship)

**Relationships:** Rivalry with Yalen and Chelza, allied with the Fifth Velucan Republic

**Influence:**

**Realm:** Grand Duchy of Chelza

**Succession:** Agnatic Primogeniture

**Ruling Dynasty:** Rossi

**Religion:** Core Makerism. There is a minority of Orthodox Makerists.

**Color:** Light Gray

**Language:** Jelkalan Rhodok and Chelzan

**Culture:** Jelkalan, Chelzni, Brazke. Tiny Kalradikos minority.

**Government:** Feudal Monarchy

**Relationships:** Rivalry with Jelkala, Defensive Pact with Yalen

**Influence:** Croatia, Serbia, Bosnia, Friuli, Carantania, South Slavs
Golden Experience Requiem

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Halong In Mayhem

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Nigatello

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
The Hand

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Ogre Street Shits

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Ogre Streets Shits are the stand of R.E.O. Speedwagon. They are technically two separate entities but played as one bot and are together as his stand; being Tattoo and Kempo Master.

Ogre Street Shits are kind of crusty though and Kempo Master is especially glitchy. He sometimes phases through the ground and glitches and clips through objects.

They're not to be confused with Tattoo Shits and Kempo Shits.
Kylee

## Fresh Kylee

"Enrico Pucci had a babay"!

Kylee is a self-described fresh mermaid who has taken up residence in the Kin Club with Mermaid Speedwagon.

## Personality

Kylee has an aggressive personality and prefers to get her way whenever possible. She enjoys the ocean and the sun, and wishes everyone else to enjoy those things too. Despite being very pushy, when it comes to her friends (Specifically Mermaid Speedwagon) she is willing to do whatever it takes to protect them, even going to far as making peace with her enemies in order to attain safety.

## Relationships

#### Friends

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon - Kin friend
* Mermaid Speedwagon - Stand and best friend
* DIO Over Heaven - Brought back Mermaid Speedwagon
* Tequila Joseph

#### Enemies

* R.E.O. Speedwagon - Mad at him for factkinning FTM lesbian speedwagon

## Story Actions

#### Club Wars Arc

Kylee establishes herself as the main antagonist of the Club Wars arc when she declares that Tequila Joseph's night club is her own, and states that everyone under 30 years of age shall be kicked out. After following Tequila Joseph to his new club, she insists on taking over everything until Mermaid Speedwagon dies from exposure to FNaF, upon which she begs for forgiveness. This envokes DIO Over Heaven to appear and bring back Mermaid Speedwagon, and Kylee stops being belligerent, even offering Tequila Joseph free drinks at the Kin Club.
Khergit Nations

**Realm:** Khergit Khanate

**Ruler:** Kulug Khan

**Succession:** Elective (Kurultai)

**Ruling Dynasty:** Toghoril

**Religion:** Khergit Paganism (The Way), among many local beliefs. Shamanism.

**Color:** Magenta

**Language:** Khergit, along with many local languages

**Culture:** Khergit, Uhgar, Khimek, among many smaller tribes. Kalradikos minority.

**Government:** Khanate

**Relationships:** Hostile with the Calradic Empire and Dhirim.

**Influence:** Turkics (Cumans, Perchenegs, Khazars), Mongols, Central Asia

**Description:**
FTM Lesbian Speedwagon

FTM Speedwagon sloinge stimboard™

FTM Lesbian Speedwagon is one of the Speedwagon clones, but the most disliked out of them all. FTM Lesbian Speedwagon claims to be the real Speedwagon and calls the actual Speedwagon a double and a factkinner. He is really obsessed with slime (or sloinge, as he calls it) and makes and sells it on the side.

## Relationships

### Friends

* Kylee
* Mermaid Speedwagon
* Albino Speedwagon
* Speedtaur

### Enemies

* R.E.O. Speedwagon
* Tequila Joseph
* Joseph Joestar
Security Guard

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Thot Patrol Caesar

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Blep Platinum

Blep Platinum is a minor character in Milk in the Coca Cola Glass' lore. He is a docile stand who appears occasionally to assist Jonathan Joestar or characters otherwise. Despite his namesake and resemblance to Jotaro Kujo's Star Platinum, Blep Platinum is actually Jonathan Joestar's stand. Blep Platinum has not been shown to have combative abilities, although the true extent of its power is unknown. Considering how often Blep Platinum gets lost, it is assumed that he is capable of getting lost just about anywhere, therefore having a limitless range.

## Personality

Blep Platinum is a kind, polite, and friendly stand. It often uses softened phrasing in its everyday language, such as the use of "gosh!" and "shucks!". Blep Platinum is also shown to be forgetful or clumsy at times, often getting lost at Home Depot or the unnamed grocery store while trying to find Jonathan.

## Story Actions

#### Grocery Arc

Blep Platinum first debuts at the Grocery Store arc, collecting cans of Alphabet Soup to ensure that Jonathan Joestar is sufficiently fed throughout Coronavirus quarantine. He is delighted to see Jonathan and Small Dio, as they too are in a frenzy to collect cans of soup. They make small conversation, as Blep Platinum regretfully informs the two that the Chicken Noodle soup that Small Dio seeks is all out. As the duo rushes off, Blep Platinum follows, reminding Jonathan that it is his stand in an effort not to be forgotten by the man.

#### A Greasy BBQ

In the A Greasy BBQ arc, Blep Platinum is summoned as Lardtaro's stand. When questioned why, Blep Platinum politely informs Lardtaro that, due to a shortage in stands, he and Jonathan Joestar would have to share one. The stand then apologizes to Lardtaro for any inconvenience this may have caused him. Blep Platinum is essentially useless to the task of battle, as it is not shown to have combative abilities in the slightest. Blep Platinum then proceeds to commentate on the events of the battle. The stand's conclusion in the arc is carrying out Lardtaro's wishes for all of his belongings to be in Jonathan's ownership.

## Relationships

* Jonathan Joestar- Blep Platinum and Jonathan are shown to be on good terms, the two frequently exchanging pleasantries and sharing cheerful moods. Blep Platinum appears to show no grudge against Jonathan for frequently losing it, as the stand often blames itself for getting lost.
* Lardtaro
Gyro Zeppeli

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Gyro Zeppeli is a side character in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series and Johnny Joestar's boyfriend. He is most often seen in Funny Valentine's Yard, usually talking to Johnny or saying random shit. He and Johnny also enjoy jumping at each other's teats in the yard, much to Funny Valentine's dismay.

At one point, Gyro declared that his stand was called Cock and Ball Torture. Though currently Cock and Ball Torture is not an actual bot.

## Personality

Gyro doesn't really care that much about anything, besides Johnny, and does whatever he wants. He likes to sing a lot (specifically the Pizza Mozzarella song) which usually annoys people (except Johnny, who loves Gyro's singing). Gyro seems to intentionally try to annoy Funny Valentine the most, which is probably why he's always in his yard.

## Relationships

### Enemies

* Funny Valentine
* Crinkly Valentine
* Nasty Shits Done for Nothing
* C4D

## Trivia

* Gyro carries bug spray around with him which he uses so that he won't get bitten by the bugs, because of Johnny's bug bite fetish. When Johnny told him it was poison and that it would kill him, Gyro said he didn't care because as a Zeppeli he is destined to die.
GER OVERHEAVEN

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Crusty Okuyasu

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Meiwakuna Baka

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
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## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Little Lord Fauntleroy

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Little Lord Fauntleroy is Big Mini Jonathan's stand. He really loves following around Big Mini Jonathan and looking at spohns and swans.

## Personality

Little Lord Fauntleroy gets overly excited about everything (hence him always saying "oh boy!") and is obsessed with wanting to give things to other people. Similarly to Big Mini Jonathan, he doesn't like it when people are rude or curse.
Ehksdee

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
A&W (Arc)

For the Location, see A&W (Location).

## Info

### Takes Place In

1. Text-channel-for-normies-who-cant-talk

## Participants

#### Protagonists

* Enrico Pucci
* DIO BRANDO
* Small DIO
* Small The World
* DIO Over Heaven
* Crusty DIO
* Okuyasu

#### Neutral

* Scott Cawthon
* Gyro Zeppeli
* Johnny Joestar
* FOUH Fighters
* OVA Iggy
* A&W (Character)

#### Antagonists

* Grease Pit DIO
* OVA Polnareff
* Lardtaro
* Toilet
* Joshu Higashikata
Blueford

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Noriaki Kakyoin

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Crusty DIO

Crusty DIO is a minor antagonist of Milk in the Coca Cola Glass lore. His first appearance was at 7/11. He rarely plays a central role in the story and is most often delegated to being a nuisance to other characters and society as a whole.

## Personality

Crusty DIO is a more lecherous, less charismatic version and more verbose version of DIO BRANDO. He is notable for being adverse to bathing and all forms of personal hygiene, seeing people's avoidance of him as a distinctive advantage.

## History

Crusty DIO's origins are unknown. His first appearance was at 7/11, debuting alongside Sadkyoin. He complained to DIO BRANDO and Enrico Pucci about the clerk at the register not accepting shekels as legal tender to pay for his Slurpee, and subsequently asking him to leave due to his odor.

Later he was seen at an unnamed grocery store, deciding to stick around Cashier to prolong the minimum wage worker's suffering.
He was later captured by Small Dio and Jonathan Joestar, because they theorized that his "crust" could be used as a vaccine for Coronavirus.

## Trivia

-It is mentioned multiple times that Crusty DIO's skin flakes off at an excessive rate. It is shown to be exceedingly bothersome to the general public when they must bear witness to it. Crusty DIO is shown to be offering to sell jars of his skin flakes to Kishibe Rohan through DIO BRANDO's retailer.

-It is heavily implied that Crusty DIO has a breastfeeding fetish, as evidenced by his enjoyment of his encounter with Enrico Pucci at the grocery store.

-Crusty DIO is capable of raising his voice to be loud enough to be heard echoing from across from an entire town, although it is unknown whether or not this only applies to when he is having an orgasm.

-Crusty DIO has canonically expressed interest in Lip Smackers brand lip balm, particularly a preference for the Coca Cola flavor.
Biggie Milkie Katamarie Mommie

## Queen of All Cosmos

touch my katamari

Biggie Milkie Katamarie Mommie, also known as the Queen of All Cosmos or the Queen, is an MTF katamari person from the Katamari video game series who is known for being very tall, girly, and unafraid. She is the mother of Katamari and the wife of King of All Cosmos.

## Relationships

### Family

* Katamari (Son and Stand)
* King of All Cosmos (Husband)
* P A P A (Father-in-Law)
* Double Peanut (Nephew)
* Beyond (Nephew)
* The Torture (Nephew)
Hitler was a meanie

**Hitler was a meanie** is the breakout album of Brotney and the Bitches, the album is considered to be their single best, in contrast to the rest of their music, which is considered to be shit.

## Trivia

* The title is an unintentional reference to a Norm MacDonald routine in which Hitler is described as "a real jerk".