The Kazoo Actually Features Pretty Heavily In This One

*Egg Watch is on! It's Alphabet Podron time! For this episode, we discussed chapters 14-16 of Victory's Price by Alexander Freed.*

## Episode 158

### **If They Were A** :

Dungeons and Dragons class they would find the most difficult to play...

### **A Star Wars Questions**:

**What are your thoughts on the Bad Batch?**

### **Highlights:**

* Are there Effigies in the Chat?
* "Master Chief is my only scale for height." - Saf
* "I'm excited, but why is the racism." - Danny
* "There are two wolves inside of them, and one of them is always screaming FUCK DAVE FILONI." - Ash

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1. Colonel Catman Soren Keiz,
2. aboard the Yadeez,
3. agrees
4. to the duel because his duties
5. as the big cheese
6. require vengeance for the dead buddies
7. against their nemeses.
8. He soars the galactic seas
9. with Wyl, whose flying is nothing to sneeze
10. at, though when he receives
11. news that Quel's ship has returned with what he believes,
12. with some misease,
13. is the answer he seeks,
14. he ceases
15. his playin and with a squeeze
16. of the trigger adds another life to his score of tragedies.

* Meg is in *Full Chaos Mode*.
* Captain Arvad is the Vice Admiral Amelyn Holdo to General Syndulla's General Leia Organa.
* 22:10 The rare "Heath, NO!"
* There are two wolves inside you, and they both love eggs.
* "I have just discovered EXOSKELETON is a word I hate." Heath

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 15 (Narrated by Meg) and Chapter 15 again

* "You think I want to be Kairos??? I want to HUG Kairos!" Saf
* Machete Kid Saf Picture goes here.
* "Quarry is such a rocker word." Heath being a Beatles nerd and not actually making a pun.

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 16 (Quel is Heath, Chass is Danny, Narrator is Saf)

* ' "So many balls" is a bit. Joining a cult is not a bit.'
* 44:30 Surprise Tangled reference.
* Alphabet Squadron 4: Some Harm, Some Foul.
* "We're gonna get a therapist that's alive and has less needles..." Meg

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 16's Kairos story by Saf.

* "WE HAVE BETRAYALS AT HOME!"
* "Why hasn't Saf talked about nakey kairos!?"
* AZAB
* "I would happily kill my-NOPE...." Meg

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

Who should we put F’s in the chat for? You tell us, and then we’ll decide if we are actually putting F’s in the chat for them or not, and you will get to hear us put the F’s in the chat live - it will be great, we promise.

**Rogue Leader**: Southerners who have to listen to Meg's Podralorian accent. F -F

**Rogue Nine**: Eight Year Old Keyboard F F F+ +F

**Rogue Seven**: My Love of Ahsoka F F F

Rogue Three: Constable Zuvio F F

Rogue Six: Electrolisized hair. F F

**Glistener Responses:**

* Dinner Leader - All the Astromechs lost by Rebel Pilots F F F

* Jay - Broak Vessery FFFFFFFFF F F F

* Bentham's Icon - Wyl Lark's A-Wing F F
* Yubsie - Hobbie
* X-Wings in History -whatever happened to Ysir F F F
* TomtheFanboy - William R Irons F F F

* Oaty - Aaron Alston F F
* Mika -- Higher Grand Moff Mantooine Mantooine the 3rd and Glistening Pecks F F
* Dillon - The Lanai being denied their Jedi bones F F F

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Dillon (from Saf), Jay (from Ash), Mika (from Meg), Saf (from Heath)

### **This Week's Glistener Question:**

WHAT IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT?

Danny: Dinosaurs. The children of the Empty Sun are actually the Knights of Ren. Wyl was the Imperial spy this whole time.

Meg: Wyl goes Home without telling anyone. Meg's Kindle dies just as Wyl and Nath confess their love.

Ash: Chass or Quell is a heterosexual.

Heath: A black hole swallows the whole universe and everybody dies. Snap Wexley shows up and saves the day.

Saf: Corran Horn appears and saves the day.