Sgt Skaro's Lonely Tracks Club Cult

**Sgt Skaro's Lonely Tracks Club Cult** (DWT 036) is a single released by TCoS from their album **You Belong to Uzz**

The idea for the song had been thrown around in interviews by the band since before the release of their second studio album, with a mockup cover being presented by the band's drummer at the time, Dalekcheese. It wasn't until around two years later that the track was finally produced, its complex and layered soundscape production hampered by behind the scenes dificulties - including the departure of the aforementioned drummer - and other projects being prioritised. The Track was part of the "Skaroversary" celebration, commemorating the group's second anniversary, and was widely praised as one of their most popular tracks of that period, and a return to form

## Cover Art

The cover to the physical release of the single (made by Deborah J and based on The Beatles' 1967 album 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band') depicts the band assembled behind a drum bearing the title of the song, with flowers arranged in the band's iconic Hand-Drawn logo design. Surrounding the band are assembled a vast array of figures with connections to the group. These include:

* Big Chungus (featured artist on **Big Chungus is Sus Imposter** album)
* Paul and Barry the Llamas (Pets begrudgingly adopted by Danoftardis following the death of their owner Brian)
* The Garm (previously seen on the cover of **Reverse Terminus**)
* The Valyard (Regular figure in the band's entourage)
* Gek2Win (another member of the band's entourage)
* Naked Colin Baker (Often cited as one of the band's greatest inspirations)
* Deborah Jorse (infamous eyebrowless rabble rouser frequently mistaken for Deborah J)
* Thalira (ex-girlfriend of 80% of the band's members)
* Dalekcheese (the group's original drummer)
* Wolfie Smith (personal hero of Danoftardis)
* Brooding Tom (from one of the band's favourite artworks)
* David Warner (Deborah J's one true love)
* Davrid Goodoson (One of the band's main financial backers)
* The Abzorbaloff (subject of the band's first single, romantically connected to both Deborah J and Doctor Gamer)
* Merlin (also known as Melrin - arch enemy of TCoS)
* Skifflebits (member of the band's entourage)
* Bundesrat (journalist from the Daily Vortex, who frequently wrote articles on the band)
* Vivianne Miedema (footballer held in high esteem by Danoftardis)
* Porcelaingirl (frequent collaborator with the band, most prominantly featured in **Banned on the Run**)
* Idromel (member of the band's entourage)
* Greasy Regret Tom (public figure)
* Hannah (Deborah's friend from Glasgow, seen in the famous "backstage" photo from the band's glasgow concert)
* Binro the Heretic (Thematic subject of the unreleased album **Binro Was Right**)
* Avon's Auton Duplicate (an imposter sent to infiltrate the band)
* Doctor Gamer's Auton Duplicate (See Avon's Auton Duplicate)
* Threatening Banana (from the cover of **Merlin Was Wrong**)
* Faceless Sparrow (frequently doubled for Sparrow on cover art of many early releases)
* The Moxx of Balhoon (Featured on the single **Balhoonian Rhapsody** and follow up EP **Balhoonian Trapsody**)
* Al Dewar (Close personal friend of the band and head of the TCoS action figure line)
* Vera Tex-Daley (photographer of the famed "Glasgow Backstage Photo")
* Large Headed Auton (friend of ex-drummer Dalekcheese, who had gatecrashed the backstage afterparty in Glasgow)
* Nyssa of Traken (One of Deborah J's most frequently cited fashion inspirations)
* Danbot (I don't remember the backstory to this one)
* Amogus (popular public figure of the time)
* Oucho the Cactus (a cactus)
* Goatward (Deborah's pet goat)
* Urban Gorilla (one of the band's legal team)
* Handsome Squidward (frequently thought by fans to resemble Danoftardis)
* Sheba (TDV's Sea-Devil mole who infiltrated the band romantically for gossip)
* Demon Dappy Bread (subject of the song of the same name from **Hail Santa**)

 Compilation albums
 Live albums
 EPs
 Singles