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Weiner

Weiner, aka Young Ween, is the co-owner of Weenie Hut General with longtime league-member Lamp. Ween is the newest member of the league, only joining for the 2019 season, however Lamp has been in the league since the redraft league. While the league was timid to Weiner at first, he has since shown to be more trade-hungry than even Randy, and has turned around the franchise into a contender.

## 2015

* Record: 11-9
* Finished in 8th place.

## 2016

* Record: 7-13
* Traded Christian Yelich and Dallas Keuchel to Randy for Madison Bumgarner
* Finished in last place

## 2017

* Record: 7-13
* Traded Stephen Strasburg, Ender Inciarte, and Aaron Nola to Randy for Andrew Benintendi and David Dahl
* Traded Paul Goldschmidt to Erik for Yoan Moncada and Chris Archer
* Finished in 6th place

## 2018

* Record: 6-14
* Finished in 7th place
* Weiner was brought in when Lamp revealed he would have to leave the league after a season.

## 2019

* Record: 12-8
* Began the season with controversy after betting Erik $100 that he would make the playoffs and Erik would not. This was vetoed by the rest of the league.
* Weiner began the season and appeared to sell his team early
* Traded Zack Wheeler, Yoan Moncada, and Carlos Correa to Randy for Robbie Ray, James Paxton, and David Dahl
* Traded Masahiro Tanaka to Jay for Austin Riley, Jon Lester, and Justus Sheffield
* Traded Justin Verlander, Mookie Betts, and Jon Lester to Wiesel for Mike Soroka, Luis Castillo, and Eloy Jimenez
* Traded Robbie Ray to Bush for Ketel Marte
* 3 days before the trade deadline came, Weiner decided to buy leftover keepers from every team, and went on the Great Trade Rampage of 2019
* Traded David Dahl, Aaron Hicks, Mitch Haniger, Nate Lowe, and Danny Jansen to Alex for Jose Ramirez, Anthony Rizzo, Gary Sanchez, Daniel Murphy, and Nelson Cruz
* Traded Fernando Tatis Jr., Jose Abreu, and Scott Kingery to Erik for Max Scherzer, Clayton Kershaw, Jose Altuve, and Trevor Story
* Traded Mike Soroka, Austin Riley, and Didi Gregorius to David for Christian Yelich, Kris Bryant, and Charlie Morton
* Attempted to trade Eloy Jimenez at the deadline to Alex for Zack Greinke, but the deadline passed before he could accept.
* Made the playoffs for the first time in team history. Lost to Josh in the first round of the playoffs, but defeated Wiesel in the runner-up matchup.
* Finished the season in 3rd place
Bush

Bush is the owner of
Clevingers: Endgame. He is an inaugural member of Drinking From Both Wieters. A
member of the precursor leagues, he has never made the playoffs in the history
of the league, and joins three other owners as the only teams to never make the
playoffs. Known for his horrendous trades and great team names, he is a beloved
member of the league since it's inception.

## 2015

* Record: 8-12
* Traded Charlie Blackmon and Dustin Pedroia to Jay for David Ortiz and Lance Lynn. He proceeded to not keep either of these two players. This is often regarded as the worst trade in the history of the league
* Ended the season in last place

## 2016

* Record: 8-12
* Traded Max Scherzer and Stephen Strasburg to Jay for Steven Wright
* Ended the season in 6th place

## 2017

* Record:6-14
* Traded Mike Trout and Eric Hosmer to Randy for Alex Wood and Jimmy Nelson. Weeks later traded JD Martinez to Randy for Ryan Zimmerman.
* Ended the season in 9th place

## 2018

* Record: 6-14
* To the bewilderment of all, drafted Rich Hill in the 3rd round of the draft.
* Traded Max Scherzer to Josh for Rafael Devers. This turned into a rare good trade for Bush, as Rafael Devers became a Top 3 scoring 3B in the 2019 season
* Ended the season in last place, for the 2nd time in league history

## 2019

* Record: 9-11
* Traded Ketel Marte to new owner Weiner for Robbie Ray
* Traded Nolan Arenado and Madison Bumgarner to Josh for Rhys Hoskins and Tyler Glasnow. This trade is notable as he was currently in position to make the playoffs, yet still decided to sell.
* Nearly made the playoffs regardless, but in the end fell into the Compensation Bracket.
* Finished the season in 6th place
Live Stream! + Collection And Slide Duels 5!

Live Stream! + Collection And Slide Duels 5! Is the First Live Stream Ever Made On The Train Club. It Also Featured The Train Club's Wooden Railway, And Take Along/ Take N' Play Collection, And the Fifth Competition Of The Slide Duels Series.

 Collections Shown:

## Live Stream! + Collection And Slide Duels 5!

### Video Number:

63

* Wooden Railway
* Take Along/ Take N' Play

Slide Duels 5 Competing Engines:

* Thomas
* Duck
* Skarloey
* Rusty
* Henry
* Gordon
* Mike
* Ryan

Live Stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNwbC52YeVc&index=5&list=PL6xiSw-R1b13ZdyjNZfD2EMvtAosA6X\_k
The Other Side

The Other Side Is The First Episode Of The Marklin Engine Adventures Series.

**Plot:**

* Marklin Engine Decides To Set Out On A Quest To "The Other Side" Of Noah's Basement Where His Sister Keeps Her Stuff. But Trouble Soon Builds Up Quickley When An Alarm Sounds To Capture Marklin Engine!

## The Other Side

### Series:

Marklin Engine Adventures

 Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LLh1n3RvYM
Blackie (personnage)

**BLACKIE**

## **Origine**

Originaire de la planète Meow, son but était d'exterminer tous les ennemis inter dimensionnel qui menaçait son peuple. Mais un jour, Dark Nicolas du futur a exterminé ces derniers et demanda à Blackie sa compagnie en échange de la protection de son peuple. Depuis, Blackie, devenu chasseur de prime, travaille secrètement pour Dark Nicolas pour but d'éliminer tous les ennemis qui pourraient nuire aux plans de ce dernier.

## **Personnalité**

Manipulateur, beau (faut pas oublier sinon c'est rapé), beau parleur, rusé, un peu connard sur les bords, prédateur et stratège.

## **Vie sur sa planète**

A l'époque où il n'était pas encore chasseur de prime, Blackie plutôt connu comme Lord Cat, était l'embassadeur de Meow, chef des armées et il était expérimenté dans les arts martiaux. Un jour, des ennemis inconnus venant d'une autre dimension -la dimension Epsilon, s’échouèrent dans la planète Meow. Leur but était d'envahir la planète pour en faire leur nouvelle planète. Voulant négocier avec les envahisseurs mais qui s'avère un échec, Blackie commanda toutes les armées de Meow pour stopper cette invasion. Cette guerre dura 40 ans mais un beau jour, une météorite s'écrasa sur la planète, ne faisant aucuns dommages sur la population. Une équipe d'exploration explora la météorite où ils trouvèrent un homme sous le nom de Dark Nicolas.

Sa requête était celle de rencontrer le sauveur de ce monde, donc Blackie. Ce dernier lui demanda la raison de sa venue. Dark Nicolas lui demanda son aide en échange de protéger son peuple contre toute attaque ennemie. Il accepta et quitta sa planète pour devenir le prochain chasseur de prime le plus redoutable du multivers.

## **Pratiques**

Sieste, maîtrise des arts martiaux, bonne endurance physique, expert en acrobaties (à voir prochainement)
Josh

Josh is the owner of IfYa Snell What Josh is Cooking, and the Commissioner of Drinking From Both Wieters. An inaugural member of the league and a long-time member of the redraft league before it, he is a constant presence in the playoffs and a consistent competitor. Known for his consistent drafting and development of players, he makes few trades and instead prefers to develop internally. He won the league for the first time during the 2018 season. In 2019, he became the first back-to-back champion in league history.

## 2015

* Record: 13-7
* In the league's first blockbuster, Josh traded Clayton Kershaw, Todd Frazier, Jason Heyward, and Troy Tulowitzki to Erik for Jacob deGrom, Mookie Betts, and Joey Votto
* Finished the season in 2nd place

## 2016

* Record: 13-7
* Traded Joey Votto, Jose Quintana, and Lucas Giolito to Randy for Addison Russell and Carlos Rodon
* Made the playoffs yet again, but finished the season in 4th place

## 2017

* Record: 12-8
* Made no trades during this season
* Made the playoffs for a 3rd season in a row. After losing to Erik in the first round, Josh defeated Jay, giving Jay his first 4th place finish.
* Finished the season 3rd place

## 2018

* Record: 14-6
* Traded Rafael Devers to Bush for Max Scherzer and Kyle Seager
* Traded Ross Stripling and Michael Kopech to Dan for Freddie Freeman, Xander Bogaerts, and Sean Manaea
* After leading the league in points and making the playoffs, Josh proceeded to roll through the playoffs, winning his first league Championship
* Finished the season as League Champion
* In the offseason, led efforts to acquire a league trophy. The trophy was named the Hardy BJ Victorino

## 2019

* Record: 18-2
* Traded Shohei Ohtani and Mike Minor to David for Gerrit Cole and Trea Turner
* Traded Rhys Hoskins, Tyler Glasnow, and Mitch Keller to Bush for Nolan Arenado, Madison Bumgarner, and Yonny Chirinos
* Set a league record after securing a playoff spot in 15 weeks. Led all teams in scoring for the year.
* After soundly defeating Weiner in the 1st round of the playoffs, he faced Randy in the finals. This was the first time 2 former champions have faced off in the championship matchup. Josh defeated Randy in effortless fashion, becoming the first two-time champion in league history.
2018 Runaway Stephen!

2018 Runaway Stephen! Is A Video Of A Review And Comparison Of New TrackMaster Stephen, And Old TrackMaster Stephen. It Was Planned To Be The First Episode Of The Cancelled Series: Merchandise Talk, But To Avoid Being Taken Down, Was Just Renamed To 2018 Runaway Stephen!

## 2018 Runaway Stephen!

### Series:

Merchandise Talk (Cancelled Series)

 Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvhIQYTNlSI
Dan

Dan, aka Dan, is the owner of Vlad Cuz No Dad. An inaugural member of the league, he was also a member of the prior redraft league. A consistent (if somewhat disappointing) presence in the league, he is one of 5 league members to make an appearance in the finals. While he is a source of coolness for all, Dan's team has been plagued since the death (and later trade) of Jose Fernandez.

## 2015

* Record: 6-14
* After colluding with Josh, he picked up newly called-up Corey Seager, who was seen as an early example of a great keeper.
* Ended the season in 6th place

## 2016

* Record: 11-9
* On the eve of September 25th, league-mate Jay went to sleep wearing a Jose Fernandez shirsey. Jay had never worn a shirsey to bed since he wore Buster Posey's shirsey the night before he broke his leg. The next morning, the league was shocked and saddened upon waking to learn that the star pitcher had passed away in a boating accident. At the time, Fernandez was the team captain for Dan's division-leading team. Immediately, upon discovering the Jay was wearing a Jose Fernandez jersey, he was surrounded by questions of his involvement in the event, and signs showed that he meant to sabotage Dan's team, however it was unknown to what extent it would impact Dan
* Traded AJ Pollock to Randy for Jose Altuve
* Dan made the playoffs, and proceeded to win his first matchup to face Erik in the finals. He lost the matchup by a mere 8 points, far less than half of what Jose Fernandez averaged per-start that season.
* Ended the season in 2nd place
* Following the season, in a move of reckless abandon, Dan agreed to trade Jose Fernandez to Alex for Mike Trout. This trade was seen as an insult to the late and great player who carried Dan's team to a championship appearance. For this, it is believed the Fantasy Gods put a curse upon Dan and his team. It is unknown what he must do to rectify this curse and restore balance to the world.
* Dan traded Mark Trumbo to Jay for Charlie Blackmon. This trade perplexed the league, as Jay seemed to have no use for the All-Star outfielder.

## 2017

* Record: 5-15
* Dan traded Miguel Cabrera, Jose Ramirez, Corey Kluber, and Gerrit Cole to Erik for Miguel Sano, Chris Taylor, Dallas Keuchel, and Kyle Freeland
* Dan ended the season in last place, being the closest example to an Andre this league has ever seen. He has yet to do his punishment.
* During the offseason, Dan traded Zack Greinke and Dallas Keuchel to Alex for Nolan Arenado and Yu Darvish.

## 2018

* Record: 9-11
* Traded Nolan Arenado, Manny Machado, and Madison Bumgarner to Jay for Mike Foltynewicz, Francisco Mejia, and Travis Shaw
* Ended the season in 9th place

## 2019

* Record:
* Traded Francisco Lindor and Noah Syndergaard to Randy for Ozzie Albies
* Traded Clayton Kershaw, Eduardo Escobar, Zack Davies, and Eric Hosmer to Erik for Matt Chapman, Jeff McNeil, and Marcus Stroman
* After a strong showing in the Compensation Bracket, Dan won the 1st choice in pick for the 2020 draft.
* Ended the season in 5th place.
Personnages du Multivers

## Les Gardiens Multidimensionnels

Nuls ne sait qui étaient les premiers Gardiens, pas même Valérian .Tout ce que l'on sait est qu'ils venaient de la Terre, se sont unis et ont formé l'Ordre il y a très longtemps dans une dimension fort lointaine .Grâce à leurs pouvoirs, ils protègent tout l'univers. Certains Gardiens sont connus sur Terre, tels qu'Eddy-Malou ou le docteur Denecheau ...

## Docteur Dorian Denecheau, *dit Denech*

Grand méchant de l'histoire, le Docteur D. est un génie maléfique voué à l'anéantissement de l'Ordre des Gardiens Multidimensionnels. Pour en savoir plus, consultez la page consacrée au Docteur D.

## Dark Nicolas

Il s'agit d'un être obscur, entièrement dévoué au mal. Il connaît Denech de longue date. Pirate informatique de génie, il a réussi à forcer les codes de son lycée, de son quartier, de la Matrice et de l'Univers de Gaea.

## Valérian

Il est le Grand Scribe de l'univers, un être omniscient. Il est dit que sa conscience est aussi vieille que le Big Bang. Il connaît absolument tout et ne ment jamais, il surpasse même Wikipédia. Cependant ,il n'a aucune capacité d'action ; il se contente d'observer et d'écrire l'Histoire du cosmos

## Gandhitler

Né de l'association maléfique de Denech et Dark Nicolas, de la fusion de Gandhi et Hitler ,de l'affrontement entre le bien et le mal, Gandhitler est un mécha (robot géant)  voué à l'anéantissement de la planète Terre, aussi bien au nom de la paix que de la guerre. Construit à partir de pièces détachées provenant de différentes dimensions (le Géant de fer, Goldorak, Mégatron...), il a un corps humanoïde et mesure plusieurs centaines de mètres de haut .Il est doté d'un arsenal d'armes à faire frémir Chuck Norris : fusils mitrailleurs, obus, roquettes, missiles nucléaires ... De plus , son blindage en adamantium le protège d'absolument tout ... ou presque .En effet, lors de son arrivée sur Terre, il put détruire sans problème la Statue de la Liberté, la cité interdite, O'tacos, la maison de Mickey, avant d'être vaincu par l'alliance toute puissante des Justiciers Nuls.

## Garo-Garo

Garo-Garo est le fidèle associé du Docteur D., en plus d'être un tueur d'orphelins en série invétéré ainsi qu'un psychopathe (un tout petit peu). Pour en savoir plus sur cet individu peu fréquentable, consultez la page de Garo-Garo.

## Blackie

Blackie est un chat extraterrestre originaire la planète Meow. Il est au service de Dark Nicolas. Pour en savoir plus, consultez la page de BLACKIE.

## Arthur

Le dénommé Arthur est l'un des plus grands héros du Multivers. Extraterrestre d'origine, il devient le protecteur de la planète Terre et le garde du corps de l'empereur Léo. Pour connaître son extraordinaire histoire, cliquez ici.

## Nyon

Nyon est un extraterrestre aux pouvoirs quasi-divins. Consultez son histoire sans plus tarder et vous découvrirez un univers comme vous n'en avez jamais vus, peuplé de démons, de T-Rex et de bananiens.
DigiLinks Wiki

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Roko Kuroki

Hino Nector

**Roko Kuroki** (黒酒 路子 *Kuroki Roko*) is one of the main characters in Action Herione Cheer Fruits. She is the student council vice-president and the best friend of Misaki Shirogane.

## Appearance

Roko has shoulder length mahogany hair that is pulled back in a ponytail held by a black ribbon bow with smooth bangs hanging on the right side while her forelock is at chin length and light brown eyes.

She wears a pale gray long sleeve jacket with gray buttons down the middle. Her cuffs and collar are white with blue lining. Her red bow tie hangs neatly around her collar. With this she wears a blue navy skirt with orange fabric, white socks and black shoes.

In the Hina Nectar shows, Roko occasionally wears a black Hina Nectar uniform (such as when the girls perform the theme song) when she plays the main villain.

## Trivia

* The name **Roko** means "road" (路) (**ro**) and "child" (子) (**ko**).
* Roko's surname **Kuroki** means "black" (黒) (**kuro**) and "alcohol" (酒) (**ki**).
* Roko's family operates **Hinano**'s train station, providing the Cheer Fruits with a place to stage their performances.
David

David is the owner of Caught Yuli’nin’. He joined the league for the 2017 season, replacing the much loved but terrible owner Austin. David brought a new approach to the team, and quickly made it far more competitive than it was before he was the team owner (which wasn't too difficult considering the prior owner who was known for drafting drunk with zero knowledge of any baseball players besides Edwin Encarnacion and Adam Jones). Loved by all but most notably by Erik, David is especially amazed when Erik touches his toes.

## 2015

* Record: 6-14
* Nothing of note occured this season.
* Finished the season in 7th place

## 2016

* Record: 10-10
* Drafted his team while completely drunk and without prior knowledge that the draft was happening even though we discussed the draft date at length with him. Essentially drafted through his sober brother and Randy. Somehow put together a half-decent team that didn't go winless.
* He once mentioned he wanted to trade Zack Greinke. He made no attempt to trade him, and no trade was ever performed.
* Finished the season in 5th place.
* Austin announced he would be leaving the league in the offseason shortly after the season ended. After some deliberation, David was announced as the new owner of the team.

## 2017

* Record: 8-12
* Traded Jean Segura to Jay for Jameson Taillon and Aledmys Diaz
* Traded Max Scherzer to Erik for Trea Turner, Justin Verlander, and Aaron Sanchez
* Traded AJ Pollock and Roberto Osuna to Jay for Mark Reynolds, Cody Allen, and Mike Foltynewicz
* Finished the season in 5th place

## 2018

* Record: 9-11
* Traded Paul Goldschmidt, Justin Verlander, and JA Happ to Jay for Jean Segura, Freddy Peralta, Max Fried, and Vince Velasquez
* Finished the season in 8th place

## 2019

* Record: 10-10
* Began the season by beginning a rivalry with Wiesel. After trading insults before their Week 1 matchup, David eventually prevailed with a Week 1 win
* Traded Gerrit Cole and Trea Turner to Josh for Shohei Ohtani and Mike Minor
* Traded Christian Yelich, Kris Bryant, and Charlie Morton to Weiner for Mike Soroka, Austin Riley, and Didi Gregorius
* Finished the season in 8th place
Channel Trailers

Channel Trailers Are The Videos The Train Club Makes To Advertise The Content On His Channel. There Are Currently 2 Channel Trailers. The 2017 Trailer, And the 2018 Trailer.

2017 Channel Trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB8gARk-ROo

(July 21st, 2017)

2018 Channel Trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGbHhGhndV4

(February 15th, 2018)
PKMN-Realms of Aethyr Wiki

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The World of Aethyr

Welcome to Aethyr, the continent where the winds of magic flow freely through all life.

Established over a thousand years ago by the earliest known Dwarves, Elves and Humans, bringing with them some of the earliest Pokémon. The land was once a harsh terrible place home to ancient dragons and giants.

Arceus seeing the determination of the first peoples graced the land, and with his children established it, Pokémon as species and the winds of magic. Creating Aethyr as a home for all, within a cycle of seasons, magic and balanced order and chaos.

Arceus and his children continue to bless the land and it’s denizens to this day. The divine ones are both revered and feared.

The Denzins of Aethyr tend to reside in their own provinces, normally only adventurers, scholars, merchants and those curious few take up the mantle of exploration beyond their familiar borders.

The humans being the most expansive setting up sprawling cities, hamlets, towns and villages in all environments.

The dwarves living in steam powered impressive stone cities within hollowed out mountains, with ever burning forges of molten iron & steel.

The wood elves sticking to their vast Fae forests, tree homes.

The dark elves dwelling in mysterious subterranean towns illuminated by bioluminescent fungi.

The high elves dwelling in cities of ornate white stone, with spires and towers that kiss the heavens.

The half orcs and Dragonborn being nomadic tribal people travel the outer jungles, tundra, wastes and deserts, both races being hardy enough to handle such extremes.

The Triton dwell within the waves but have taken to moving into the coastal areas to aid the fishing towns.

The Halfling reside in a true neutral zone, the Moot, renowned for its farmland, breweries, banquets this is the “party” capital of Aethyr.

The Celestials and Hellborn reside wherever they see fit to keep themselves, usually choosing the less superstitious human settlements or the capital city- Malerion- to live free of prejudice.

Each race is governed by an elected official (Half Orcs, Halfing) or a royal (Humans, Elves), these all meet annually in Malerion to discuss matters or concerns. The city itself being a beacon of unity, showing influence from all cultures that inhabit Aethyr within both the architecture and voices in the streets and markets.

Currently the world is in a state of peacetime after the four year war against the masters of the Underdark resulting in the freeing of its denizens from the terrifying Illithids.

The world is currently calm once more.

However the pulls on the winds of magic have been acting rather odd as of late… perhaps the appearance of new adventurers, arrivals has stirred something… but alas only time will tell.
Velnyx

**Username:** Velnyx

**DA link:**Velnyx

**Member status:** Active

**Character:** Manami Polafett (Hellborn, Female, Rogue), Aelena (Wood Elf, Female, Druid- Shepard Circle)

**Character ref: Manami Polaffet & Aelena**

**Winds of Magic:** Ghost/Electric/Fairy (Manami) & Grass/Fairy (Aelena)

**GP:** 134

**Holding Limit:** 11/20
매스릭스(MATHriX)

요약
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35기에 만들어진 신설이지만 그 역사가 유구한 수학(?) 동아리. 담당 선생님은 최남광 선생님이며, 이름바꾸기 동아리 등으로 불리운다.

35기에 담당 선생님이 math creativity라는 이름으로 동아리원을 모집했지만, 처음에는 지원자가 아무도 없었다. 하지만 지원한 동아리에서 떨어진 학생들이 매스릭스에 지원하면서 35기 매스릭스 동아리원은 총 13명이 되었다.

이름
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동아리 활동 초기에 동아리명을 파이(π)로 바꾸었다. 이후 담당선생님이 인테그랄로 바꾸었지만, 인테그랄은 너무 학원 이름같다는 핑계(?)로 이름을 바꾸기로 하여 다양한 이름이 제안되었다(오일러, quaternion(사원수: 당시 모 선생님께서 이걸 수업했다.), 매스릭스 등등). 결국에 동아리 이름은 매스릭스(Math+Matrix)(?)로 결정되었지만 이에 대해 영어로 표기하는 것에 의견이 분분했다(당시 제시된 것은 MATHrix, MathRix, MathriX, MATHriX 등이 있었다). 공식 동아리명으로서는 MATHriX가 채택되어 동아리 담당 선생님에는 이렇게 통보되었지만, 정작 재능기부체험전 부스에는 MATHrix로 쓰여 있었다고......

동아리원들도 동아리명의 대소문제 구분을 헷갈려 한다.

활동
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역시 별명이 이름바꾸기 동아리답게 1학기 초의 몇 주간은 동아리 이름을 정하는 데 집중했다. 이후 활동 계획을 정하기 위해 동아리장을 선출하고 활동 계획을 정하려 했지만 동아리원의 참여도가 저조하여 활동 계획을 정해놓고 하지 않는다. 담당 선생님께서 한때 동아리 활동을 위해 모빌 만들기 등을 준비하셨지만, 역시 참여도가 저조하여 무산되었다. ~~그래서 비공식적으로 동아리로 잘 취급받지 않는다.~~ 동아리원이 와이파이 이름을 '매스릭스 망동'이라고 설정할 정도. 주로 동아리원이 하는 활동은 개인 활동으로, 평소에는 주로 단체로 LOL을 하다가 시험기간에는 각자 공부하는 동아리이다. 재능기부체험전이 가까워지면 유일하게 매스릭스에서 동아리 활동이라 불릴 만한 활동을 한다. 회식은 자주 하는 편은 아니지만, 안하는 것도 아니다.

동아리원이 잘 통제되지 않아서 그렇지, 동아리원의 구성만 보면 수학이나 다른 과목을 잘하는 경우가 꽤 있다.

## 재능기부체험전 부스

1학기 재능기부체험전에서의 부스 운영으로 방탈출 게임을 만들어서 진행했다. 방탈출 게임은 창의력 문제가 주어지고 이를 풀어 암호의 의미를 맞추고 교실의 뒷문에 걸려 있던 자물쇠의 비밀번호를 맞추는 게임을 진행했는데, 학생들이 많이 찾아와 상품의 재고가 부족했지만, 학생들의 평은 별로였다는 것이 주가 되었다. 준비 과정에서 문제 중 MATHriX라는 암호가 들어있는 문제가 출제되었는데, 그 문제의 난이도 조절을 못 한 것이 한 가지 원인일 것으로 예상된다(해당 문제는 문제를 낸 동아리원 외에 풀 수 있는 동아리원이 한 명뿐이었고, 박흥우T 가 문제를 이해하는 데 15분 이상이 걸렸다고... 최남광 선생님께도 당연히 퇴짜맞았다). 참고로 1학기 때 전체를 푸는 데 예상한 시간은 20분~30분이다.

2학기에는 방탈출 게임을 만회하기 위해 수학과 관련한 물건의 제작을 돕는 부스 세 개를 만들어 재능기부체험전을 진행했다. 매직큐브와 스트링 아트에는 사람들이 많이 참여했지만, 테셀레이션 모자에는 사람이 거의 참여하지 않았다. 생각보다 사람이 많이 와 오후 두 시 전까지 재고가 부족하여 잠깐 부스 문을 닫아야 했다.
김근배

**김근배** 선생님은 대전과학고등학교의 수학 교사이다.

개요
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2023년에 대전과학고등학교에 새롭게 오신 수학 선생님이다.

아이가 둘 이상이신 애국자이시다.

## 2023년

**김근배** 선생님과 함께 1학년 수학2와 기초미적분학2를 가르치고 계신다. 2주일에 3시간씩 들어오신다.

### 수업

자체제작 프린트와 교과를 바탕으로 수업하신다.

프린트의 난이도는 *더럽게* 높다.

프린트는 **무지막지한** 양의 증명이 담겨있는데, 막상 시험에 잘 나오진 않는다.

### 시험

1학기 중간고사를 터뜨렸다.
평균을 25점 만점에 12.n점을 달성하는데 성공하여 학생들의 원성이 자자했다.

### 여담

오늘의 학습목표를 작성하지 않다가 공개수업 때 **정장**을 입고 작성하셨다.

1학년 3반의 담임이다.

국외체험 보고서를 2분 안에 발표하라고 하셨다.

공차를 잘 사주신다. 친하게 지내도록 하자.

한현구 선생님보다 연상이다. *의외다*

인스타그램에는 주로 음식 사진을 올리신다. 모두 다 리뷰 이벤트라고...
박흥우

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대전과학고등학교의 화학 선생님이다.

## 2018년

2018년 1학년 화학을 이충섭 선생님과 함께 맡았다. 원자, 주기율, 화학 결합 파트를 맡으셨다. 2학기 때는 신동혁 선생님도 가세하여 일주일에 3시간인 화학 수업 중 1시간만을 차지하게 되었다. 하지만 2학기에 나가야 할 파트가 공유 결합과 금속 결합 밖에 없어 남는 시간에 대한 고민을 하고 있으시다. 또한 어느 정도의 수준까지 가르쳐주어야 할지 고민하신다. 2학기에는 공명 구조를 배우면서 아닐린과 나이트로벤젠의 공명 구조를 하기도 했다! 화학동아리 Chem의 지도교사를 겸하고 있다. 다산관 505호에 선생님 자리가 있다. 그 연구실에는 이충섭 선생님 자리가 있으나 현재 공석이다.

2019년에는 석사 학위를 취득하러 가신다는 이야기가 있다.

웃을 때 상어와 닮았다. 느낌이 비슷하다.

### 임광묵 선생님과의 관계

2018년에 부임한 점도 같고, 나이도 비슷해서 친하게 지내신다(임광묵 선생님은 29세, **박흥우** 선생님은 31세이다).~~아, 광묵이?~~

### 학생들과의 관계

세대 차이가 크지 않아 학생들과 많은 공감대가 형성된다. 특히 빛을 발하는 것은 게임으로, 롤 티어가 다이아라고 한다.~~학생들과 게임을 하는것을 자주 볼 수 있다!~~ ~~밖에 나갔다가 다시 돌아와 학생들과 게임을 하기도 했다!~~
자판기

**자판기**는 대전과학고등학교의 주요 식품 공급원이다.
2018년 현재 대전과학고등학교에는 총 3대의 자판기가 운영 중이며, 2대는 음료 자판기, 1대는 간식 자판기이다.

## 음료 자판기

대전과학고등학교에는 총 2대의 음료 자판기가 존재한다. 모두 100원, 500원 동전과 1000원 지폐를 받는다.

### 일신관 1층 자판기

원래 식당동 1층 뒷편 야외에 있었으나, 접근성 문제인지 2018년 6월경 현재의 위치로 옮겨졌다. 2018년 11월 9일 현재 판매하는 음료의 종류는 다음과 같다.

* 1000원
	+ 포카리스웨트
	+ 데자와
	+ 데미소다
	+ 컨피던스
	+ 오로나민 C
* 1200원
	+ 마운틴 듀

### 다산관 1층 자판기

상당히 오랜 기간 같은 자리에 있었던 것으로 추정되며, 언제 생겼는지는 알 수 없다. 그러나 2018년 6월~7월경 기계가 교체되었다. 기계의 크기 자체가 커지고, 성능이 향상된 것으로 보인다.
다산관 1층 빈 공간에 탁구대가 들어서면서 학생들이 탁구를 치고 난 후 음료수를 사 먹기에 굉장히 좋은 위치에 있다. 인기가 많은 음료의 경우 상당히 빠른 속도로 품절되니 유의. 2018년 11월 9일 현재 판매하는 음료의 종류는 다음과 같다.

* 1000원

## 지폐 교환기

다산관 1층, 간식 자판기 우측에 있다. 10000원이나 5000원 지폐를 투입하면 개수대로 1000원 지폐가 인출된다. ~~결론적으로 50000원 지폐는 학교 내에서 통용되지 않는다~~ ~~라면을 구입하면서 바꿀 수는 있으나 상당히 당황해하는 학부모님의 모습을 볼 수 있을 듯~~ 원래 기계가 잦은 고장을 일으킴에 따라 다산관 1층 자판기와 함께 교체되었다. 실제로 5000원을 투입하였는데 4000원만 나온다거나 하는 일이 꽤 잦았다. 원래 기계에 비해 교체된 기계의 지폐 인출 속도가 느려져 속이 터진다는 평이 많다. 이 기계가 고장나면 1000원 지폐가 많지 않은 학생들의 경우 자판기를 이용하기 힘드니 조심하자.
DSHS 위키

## 환영합니다

대전과학고등학교 공식 위키에 오신 것을 환영합니다. 재학생이라면 누구든 편집할 수 있습니다. 대전과학고등학교 위키는 여러분의 많은 기여를 기다립니다.

주제
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이 위키는 대전과학고등학교 학교 생활 관련 모든 내용을 취급하는 것을 본 목적으로 합니다. 부족한 문서가 있다면 생성해 주십시오.

## 편집하기 전 주의 사항

* 실명을 거론하는 문서의 경우 그 사람 및 주위 인물의 명예를 훼손하거나 인신을 공격하는 내용을 작성하지 마십시오. 법적 논란으로 이어질 수 있습니다.
* 교사의 이름을 언급할 때에는 그 문서로 리다이렉트하고, 뒤에 '선생님' 호칭을 붙여주십시오.
* 학교의 호칭은 "대전과학고등학교"로 해 주십시오.
* **대전과학고등학교에 관한 것만 작성하십시오.**
* **허위 사실이나 인신공격적 내용, 타인의 명예를 훼손하는 내용 등을 작성할 경우 반달리즘으로 차단될 수 있습니다.**

## 도움말

궁금한 점이 있으시다면 도움말 문서를 참고해 주세요. 도움말:기여하기 페이지에서 DSHS 위키에 기여하는 법을 찾아볼 수도 있습니다.

도움말 문서로는 해결되지 않는 궁금증이 있으시다면 중앙 커뮤니티 포럼을 이용해보세요.
일신관

**일신관**은 대전과학고등학교를 이루는 건물 중 하나이다. 탐의관과 마주보고 있고, 구름다리로 연결되어 있다. 그러나 흠좀무하게도 2층에서는 연결되어 있지 않다.
~~다른 건물들과 달리 무슨 일이 있어도 1년 365일 내내 문이 닫히질 않는 것 같다.~~

구조
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**참고: 아래의 내용은 2018년 기준입니다.**

* 1층 : 보건실, 시청각실, 음악실 1, 2, 음악과 교무실, 여명스토리, 소야미술관, 당직실 (식당, 다산관과 연결)
* 2층 : 1학년 1반 교실, 1학년 2반 교실, 1학년 3반 교실, 1학년 4반 교실, 1학년 5반 교실, 1학년 6반 교실, 미술실, 일신관 생물실험실~~BIO실~~, 생물과 교무실, 상담실, 체육과 교무실 (다산관, 체육관과 연결)
* 3층 : 세미나실 1~6, 정보검색실 1~2, 도서관 (다산관, 탐의관과 연결)
* 4층 : 독서실 (다산관, 탐의관과 연결)

2층과 3층에 정수기가 있으며, 1층 입구에는 자판기가 존재한다. 원래 식당 뒤편에 있었으나 2018년 6월경 옮겨졌다. 계단은 중앙에 하나, 식당 쪽에 하나 있어 보건실 등지에 갈 때는 매우 불편하다.
Soft and Delicious Demon Bread

Soft-and-Delicious Demon

Bread

One day, a friend and I were just chilling, launching empty 16-oz bottles 30-40 feet in the air, that kind of stuff, when my friend decided we should make some bread.

“What kind of bread?” I asked.

“Demon bread,” he replied. Now, when someone says, “let’s make demon bread," you don’t ask questions. You just make the bread.

It started just like any old loaf of bread. We threw in some flour, baking powder, water, corn starch, salt, and butter. Then things got weird. He got out some chicken broth powder. I thought, what the heck? Then he scooped some in. Next, he brought out the soy sauce. After pouring some in, we mixed it, and scooped the runny dough into a pan, and put it in the oven. When it looked done, we brought it out, cut it up, and shared it with our friends and family, some of whom accepted it more willingly than others.

Anyways, I made this recipe so that you could make some delicious demon bread of your own, and spread its joy around.

Ingredients

* ½ cup butter
* 2 teaspoons of salt
* 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
* Some flour, water, and corn starch (I’m not really sure how much)
* A collection of the vilest, most demonic substances in the land (the more emmenating chaos energy, the better)
* A handfull of almond flour
* A handfull of sugar

Instructions

1. Dump everything into a bowl.
2. Mix well.
3. Pour batter/dough into a pan.
4. Bake in oven at 425 degrees F for however long it takes until the bread is ready.
5. Take baked bread out of oven, assuming it hasn’t created a nuclear explosion and incinerated the oven and surrounding area, and enjoy!

Notes

This unique recipe is best when warm. Also, make sure to consume the bread within 24 hours of bringing it out of the oven, otherwise the bread will consume your soul, and you will be corrupted by the forces of chaos and darkness. Enjoy!
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남정훈

**남정훈** 선생님은 대전과학고등학교의 수학 교사이다.

개요
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아이가 셋인 애국자이시다.

## 2018년

1학년 부장을 맡으셨으며, 1학기 수학Ⅱ와 2학기 기초미적분학Ⅱ를 구대환 선생님과 함께 수업하신다. 수업은 일주일에 두 시간과 한 시간으로 나누어 구대환 선생님과 수업하는데, 일주일마다 돌아가면서 한다.

### 수업 스타일

교과 수준 이상의 내용을 즐겨 수업하시는 구대환 선생님과는 달리, 항상 교육과정에 충실하시며 많은 수업이 교과서 및 수학의 정석 교재로 이루어진다. 다양한 수업 방식을 시도하시는데, 그 예로 스크린에 문제를 띄운 후 할당된 번호 중 선착순으로 문제를 푸는 스피드 퀴즈, 2인 1조 및 4인 1조(2학기부터 4인 1조는 화이트보드 및 칠판에 풀이를 작성하여 검사받는 식으로 이루어진다) 문제 풀이 및 발표 등이 있다.

### 수행평가

논리력평가(12) 및 형성평가(14), 문제해결력평가(9)를 구대환 선생님과 둘로 나누어 진행하신다. 즉 논리력평가 1회 6점, 형성평가 2회 각 3.5점이다. 문제해결력평가의 경우 상시 진행된다.

#### 논리력평가

논리력평가는 수업시간에 진행하였던 간단한 증명 등을 시험 보며, 오류나 미흡한 면이 있을 때마다 0.5점씩 감점이 이루어진다.

#### 형성평가

총 5문항이며, 기본 점수 1점에 한 문항을 맞을 때마다 0.5점씩 가산된다. 단답형 문제가 많아 계산 등을 실수하지 않도록 주의할 것.

#### 문제해결력평가

스피드 퀴즈, 간단한 문제 제작 및 해결 문항 등으로 이루어진다. 어렵지 않으니 수업시간에 졸지만 말자.

### 보고서

수행평가는 아니지만, 매 학기 중간고사 이후 진행되며, 각자 그 학기에 배운 내용으로 한글 3페이지 이상의 보고서를 작성한다. 항상 반의 모든 학생의 보고서를 부반장이 하나의 파일로 합쳐 제출하며, 따라서 후술할 포맷을 잘 지켜 작성해야 한다.
반드시 지켜야 할 포맷은 다음과 같다.

* 보고서 내용의 가장 앞에 3줄 내외의 요약을 첨부
* 여백: 왼쪽 20.0mm, 오른쪽 20.0mm, 위쪽 15.0mm, 아래쪽 15.0mm, 머리말 15.0mm, 꼬리말 15.0mm, 제본 0.0mm
* 함초롬바탕, 10pt
* 참고문헌은 각주로 표시

이외에도 알아두면 좋은 단축키는 다음과 같다.

* 여백 설정: F7
* 각주: Ctrl + N, N
* 수식 편집: Ctrl + N, M

### 기타

2학기 미분의 활용을 배울 때 로피탈의 정리를 대충 가르치시고 그래프를 그릴 때는 사용해도 된다는 특이한 입장을 취했다.

## 2023년

김근배 선생님과 함께 1학년 수학을 가르치고 계신다.
2주일에 3시간씩 들어오신다.

### 시험

1학기 중간고사와 기말고사는 모두 무난하게 프린트에서 나왔으나,
2학기 중간고사에서 시험이 꽤나 난이도 있게 나와버렸다.

어록
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대표적으로 큰 제스처와 같은 문장을 여러 번 반복해 말함으로써 학생들의 주의를 환기시키시며, 학생들에게 인기가 많아 자주 패러디된다.

* (네~) 안녕하세요~, (또는) 안녕하십니까~
* **나도 남자야~~**
	+ 이 어록 덕분에 '남자' 선생님, 혹은 '남자훈' 선생님이라는 애칭(?)이 붙었다.
* 오늘은 오랜만에 문제를 좀 풀어보는 시간을 가질 거예요~ (문제를 좀 풀어보는 시간을 가지겠습니다, 문제를 좀 풀어보는 시간을 가질 거고....)
* (학생이 졸고 있을 때) 아이고, 우리 친구가 선생님께 예의를 아주 착실히 갖추네, 착실히 갖추네...
* (수업 종료 직전, 수행평가 시험을 치를 때) 책상 벌리시고!! 책상 벌리시고, 책상 벌리시고.

이외에도 많은 어록이 있으며, 특히 아이들과 수학 관련 이야기를 하셨던 내용은 상당히 들을 만하니 경청해보자.
이충섭

**이충섭** 선생님은 대전과학고등학교의 화학 교사이다. 2018년 현재 대전과학고등학교에 재직 중인 선생님들 중 가장 오래 재직하셨으며, 2007년부터 계셨다고 한다.~~고인물~~

## 2018년

2018년 1학년 화학을 박흥우 선생님과 맡았다. 화학의 기초, 양론, 기체, 액체, 고체, 용액, 열역학 파트를 맡으셨다. 2학기 때는 신동혁 선생님도 가세하여 일주일에 3시간인 화학 수업 중 1시간만을 차지하게 되었으며, 이 때문에 진도에 대한 걱정이 많아지셨다.~~그렇다고 속도를 내지는 않으신다~~
 탐의관 2층 본부교무실에 선생님 자리가 있다.

1학기 중후반 검은색이던 머리를 황금색으로 염색하고 등장해 모두를 놀라게 했으며, 1학기 중간고사에서는 양론 문제로 중의적인 의미를 담는 문제를 출제해 큰 논란이 되기도 했다.

학교에서 가장 오래 재직하신 선생님으로서 수업 시간 말씀해주시는 풍부한 양의 과거 이야기가 관전 포인트이며, 남학생만 있는 반을 수업할 때에는 수위를 약간~~(?)~~ 높이시곤 한다.

### 어록

* (칠판에 'ㅈ'자를 손으로 그리며) "됐다!"
* (달력을 살펴본 후 손으로 입을 가리며) "~~좆~~됐다!"

## Challenge Chemistry

2014년 대전과학고등학교가 영재고로 전환되면서 **이충섭** 선생님께서 대곽의 다른 화학 동아리 C.C 지도교사를 그만두고 만든 동아리이다. 화학 분야의 외국 논문을 찾아 읽고 발표하는 동아리로, 입부 전 간단한 시험(?)을 보는 특성상 소수의 인원뿐이고, 실제로 5~6명 정도 밖에 뽑지 않는다. 1달 정도는 논문을 찾고 번역을 하는 시간을 주고, 그 뒤부터는 준비된 순서대로 논문 발표를 한다~~사실 기간은 일정치 않다~~. 선생님은 내용에 대해 질문을 하시거나, 그와 관련된 이론에 대해 설명을 해주신다. 동아리실 위치는 추가 바람

동아리 시간이 시작되고 ~~한 30분 뒤~~들어오시면 잡담을 하시는데 동아리 소속 학생들에 관한 얘기나 화학 관련 대회에 관한 이야기가 주요 주제이다. 학생들에 대한 얘기를 하실 때는 직설적으로 얘기하시지만 선생님이 선생님인지라 상처를 받지는 않는다고. 화학 관련 대회 이야기가 나올 때는 뒤에 앞으로 동아리의 방향이 언급되지만 아직 실현된 것은 많지 않다.

동아리 회식에 대해 관대하다.~~사실 아무 생각이 없으신 것 같다.~~회식 여부에 대해 여쭈지 않아도 결국 허락받기 때문에 동아리 내에서는 선 메뉴 결정 후 통보의 방식을 취한다.~~선뱃님 뭐먹죠~~~~그냥 빨리 시켜~~
김영욱

**김영욱** 선생님은 대전과학고등학교의 국어 교사이다.

대전과학고등학교에 처음으로 부임하셨으며, 1학년 4반 담임으로 1학년 국어Ⅰ 및 국어Ⅱ를 박혜경 선생님과 함께 맡으셨다.

1학기 초반에는 <시각 상과 촉각 상>이라는 국어 교과서 1-(1)단원 지문을 가지고 충격과 공포의 수업을 진행하였다. 그리고 '협상' 단원에서는 생각보다 평균 수준의 수업을 보여주었고, 시험은 어려웠지만 그리 심각하지는 않았던 것으로 보인다.

**그러나...**

1학기 기말 범위는 무려 **표준 발음법**. 중학교 때 모두 배웠던 내용이었지만 그때 집중해서 수업을 듣고, 지금까지 그 내용을 기억하고 있는 학생이 학교 특성상 거의 없기에(...) 25점 중 10점만을 차지했던 1학기 기말고사 김영욱T 시험은 레전드로 남게 되었다.

2학기에 들어서는 후술할 충격과 공포(2)의 토론 수업을 진행하였다. 그리고 2학기 기말은 역시 문법인데 이번에는 **한글 맞춤법**(...). 물론 매체 문제가 쉽게 3문제 나오고, 맞춤법도 5문제로 어렵지는 않았지만 10점만을 차지하는 시험답지 않은 무시무시한 배점과 감점으로 학생들의 원망을 샀다. 엄청난 배점으로 파괴적인 파워를 가졌던 문제는 다음과 같다.

"단어의 의미를 서술하고, 위 세 문장에서 단어라고 볼 수 있는 것의 수를 각각 서술하시오. **[2.6점]**"

그야말로 엄청나다(...).

#### 수행평가

1학기에는 조별로 책을 한 권 선정해 매주 (6회) 독서 일지를 작성하고(3), 토론을 진행한 후(4) 책 예고편 UCC를 조별로 제작하고(6) 개인 보고서를 작성(7)하는 20점짜리 수행평가였다. 심히 공포스럽다(...).
2학기에는 토론(16), 매체(4) 수행평가였다. 토론에는 <개념어 사전> 독서일지 (4회, 4점), 토론(10점, 교사 평가 및 상호 평가 포함), 토론 참판(2점)이 있었다. 특히 토론에서 교사 평가 감점자는 논설문 작성으로 0.5점 회생이 가능했지만 상호 평가에서 0.5 감점된 많은 학생들은 회생의 기회도 얻지 못한 채 국어 학점을 걱정해야 했다. 매체는 2개의 신문사(중앙, 경향)의 신문을 바탕으로 서로 다르게 서술한 기사 4개를 찾고(조별, 1점) 그 중 하나를 골라 분석(3점)하는 수행평가가 진행되었다.

### 김영민 선생님과의 관계

수업 시간에 언급하신 내용에 따르면, 대학생 때부터 같은 학교, 같은 학과 동기였으며 군대도 같은 부대, 같은 내무반, 이후 같은 방을 사용하였던 소울메이트로 알려져 있다. 그 후 인연이 멀어지는 듯 했으나 올해 김영욱 선생님께서 새로운 마음으로 들어선 대전과학고등학교 교무실 바로 앞에 김영민 선생님이... 정말 인연도 이런 인연이 있을 수 없다.

### 트리비아

* **삼성바이오로직스 주주**인 것으로 알려져 있다.
* 끽연 및 음주를 즐겨 하는 것으로 알려져 있다.
* 아이가 받아쓰기에서 50점을 맞은 적이 있는 것 같다.
* 블로그 닉네임은 '달빛지기'로, 문빠로 추정된다. 트위터에서 활동하는 같은 닉네임의 회원은 아닌 것으로 보인다.
Minimum Expectations

The "minimum expectation" is the set of standards for all students to follow. All students in Logan High School follow these important standards (or at least are supposed to), which include following the rules, getting respectable grades, and attending school frequently. When students are able to meet these very high standards set for them, they are rewarded for their actions.

## Academic Achievement Ceremony

The School District of La Crosse is pleased to honor students who manage to do what teachers expect of them. This basically means students are required to breathe, have a pulse, and be in class more often than not.

## Academic Recognition Ceremony (ARC)

Note that this ceremony is different from the Academic Achievement Ceremony as the ARC is exclusive to Logan High School. In addition to having a GPA above 2.5, students who have the audacity of participating in co-circular clubs and organizations are rewarded.

## Thank You

I would like to take a moment to thank the students who have set the bar so low for us other students. The students who miss class frequently, who struggle to maintain a grade-point-average above 1, who visit ISS daily. Without them, we would not be able to look so good in comparison. These are the true people who deserve a reward.
Vape Club

## Mission Statement

The purpose of the Logan Vape club is to provide opportunities for everyone, especially underclassmen, to have a positive vaping experience. Here at Logan, we recognize the importance of a good smoke break, and we wholeheartedly support the use of these devices within our school. Our primary goal is to create a community of likeminded individuals in order to make connections and operationalize strategies. To facilitate this, we are client-oriented, and seek proactivity over reactivity. And above all, we create a positive synergy at our meeting headquarters to promote an uplifting vape experience.

## Mission Statement, Duuuuude

We, like, totally get lit, bro. It's like a fucking party in there, duuude. School is hella wack, so we gotta get our juul on somewhere, ya dig me?

## Meeting Times

Meetings are held hourly between classes, and extra-long meetings are held every EL day. New members are always welcome. Signup is unnecessary, just show up on the second floor boys' bathroom during passing time.

## Recruitment Methods

1. Burlap Sack
2. Chloroform
3. Pure Pressure
4. Blindfold & Brute Force
5. A terrible home life, unfortunate economic status, low self esteem, and a quick out for pent up feelings with no way to cope

## Personal Experience

I have been through a lot of adversary in my life. Most of these instances have been small, and have not damaged my ego. But recently in America a much bigger issue has really impacted me, this issue being vaping. If you talk to pretty much anybody they will tell you that vaping is bad and people who vape are dumb. That hurts. As a vaper myself, I can admit that things began to take a turn for the worst in late 2018, when teachers began to crack down on students like me. I have had strangers yell at me in public, posters insult me with statistics, and I have even witnessed countless peers jump on the ani-vaping bandwagon. It is painful to know that you don't belong, and that there are people out there who will make you their enemy just for one small action. I feel dehumanized and rejected. Why is it that here in America, the land of the free, people don't want me to do what makes me happy. So how am I supposed to handle this situation? How am I supposed to continue living my life, hiding the fact that deep inside I am not living at all? What do I do to move on? I vape.
Sports

## Football

### Ark Game

Dammit we lost the ark game. Oh wait, no we didn't. Brother Gnewikow won it for us. Any evidence to the contrary is fake. Anyways, for those who don't know the Ark Game is a football game between Logan and Central where the winning school gets "The Ark" which is a boat that the winning school gets to use when the second great flood comes. Everyone in the losing school as well as every sinner on earth will die. We ~~didn't~~ did get it this year ~~but~~ and I got a good feeling about next year!

## Cross Country

### Boys XC

Statebound, and better than our football team by a mile (which the cross country team can run faster than the football team)

### Girls XC

They're good. Can run faster than you, and they're all girls!

## Underwater Basketweaving

Despite setbacks resulting from a Pool Shark infestation, our underwater basketweaving team led by Coach Kaminski is having a record year. Ms. K was nearly a basket case when we asked her how well the season was going, and sources also reported that a lopsided match in which Airstrip Logan crushed Centralasia was the "last straw" for Centralasia's team. Water the odds of making it to state? Very high, you sea. Ms. K was also quoted looking for support to buoy the team, asking "Canoe come?" to anyone willing to help float the team's spirits. Last we heard, the stress of being such a high quality team was making everyone on the team just a tad crabby.
FazedQueenBee and SILENT-EMPRESS

**Usernames:** FazedQueenBee and SILENT-EMPRESS

**DA links: FazedQueenBee  / SILENT-EMPRESS**

**Member status:** Active

**Characters:** Turinqui (Woof Elf, Female, Druid) & Upahtea (Half Elf, Female, Bard)

**Character refs: Turinqui Tingilya**(FazedQueenBee) **/ Upahtea Tingilya** (SILENT-EMPRESS)

**Winds of Magic:** Grass/ Normal

**GP:** 993

**Holding Limit:** 23/50
Little Caesars

## The Trend

Little Caesars are a new trend popping up in the midwest. For some reason, these little bobbleheads featuring the likeness of Julius Caesar are becoming wildly popular. It is not uncommon to hear someone on the streets ask "hey, you wanna go get Little Caesars?" to their companion. The exact origins are unknown, but it seems that a spike in their popularity occurred following a totally lit toga party hosted by one of the Humanities students.

## In Pop Culture

Little Caesars have become enough of a trend to warrant pop culture attention, and have been popping up all over mainstream America.

* *Caesar*, a play written by some famous guy about the life of a bobblehead
* Little Caesar's, the bobblehead-inspired pizza chain
* King Julian, a character from the movie *Madagascar* (2005) and

named after the bobblehead
Private Investigation

Ok. Quit it with the bullshit. I was hired to get to the bottom line of this funny business. Ok? So quit it with the damn funny business. I am gonna find the motherfucker that is messing around with this wiki. DO YOU THINK THAT THIS WIKI IS A JOKE? Shut the hell up if you think for a second that this wiki is all fun and games. It is NOT. It is a serious website that records valuable information pertaining with Logan High School.

## Case #1

### Wednesday October 17th

Some vandal harboring the username of "AWAKEN SHEEPLE" edited the Ranger News page at 13:49, October 16th 2018. The article written by this miscreant included information which expressed negative sentiment toward our fearless principal, Wally Gnewikow (a crime deemed punishable with public execution). After further investigation, this user joined this Wiki on October 16th, having only edited the previously mention Ranger News. I am currently researching more data, and waiting for the delinquent to strike again.
Dad!?

Hey has anyone seen my dad? He's been gone for a week now and i cant find him anywhere. I really hope he's okay, he doesn't do too well without his hourly belly-rubs so I hope someone is at least giving him a belly rub every hour. God I miss my dad so much; please if you find him he should have my number on his tags.

Describe him, you say? Well...

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
Instagram

Hell yeah boiz, we hip, hop, and happening. And you know what that means: we're on social media now. #loganwiki #peepmyinsta

This is the supporting page for the Logan High School Wiki Instagram page (@loganhighschoolwiki), currently curated by Dipshitnumber1.

## Suggestions

Leave your ideas/suggestions/complaints for the 'gram right here:

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## What Can I Do To Get Involved?

* Use the hashtag #loganwiki
* Submit suggestions
* Like/follow/share
The Day of Reckoning

We all know that one day somebody is gonna discover this website, and **shut it down.** It will be a sad day for those who have had the privilege of editing this page, and those who simply have found humor in the writing in this website. I am uncertain that someone has been watching the keystrokes that have typed the many words on this website. I am uncertain that the administration has been notified of the inappropriate content that is discussed on this website. I know that I am certain of how many smiles that have derived from reading the many articles of this website, and that is what is important.

## Doomsday Protocol

The editors of the Logan High School Wiki need to be prepared to defend against the possible repercussions involved with the discovery of this website. I would personally recommend a self destruct button.
En.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good Pages

How this works:

-Add neat articles by section

-Try to keep sections alphabetized

-Feel free to share with anyone who would appreciate this

-We can see the revision history. Don’t be dumb.

-Add descriptions if you want to

Animal:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul\_the\_Octopus

Confusing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NP-hardness

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RF\_resonant\_cavity\_thruster

Geo-political:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_micronations

--https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominion\_of\_British\_West\_Florida

--https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality\_of\_Sealand

----https://www.facebook.com/pg/TeamSealand/photos/?ref=page\_internal - their curling team

----https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality\_of\_Sealand#Attack\_in\_1978\_and\_the\_Sealand\_Rebel\_Government

Hitler:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s\_law

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio\_ad\_Hitlerum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monorchism

Linguistics:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic\_relativity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talossa#Talossan\_language

Local:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talossa

Memes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics

Meta:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_lists\_of\_lists-good way to waste a weekend or 5

--https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists\_of\_pejorative\_terms\_for\_people

----https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_nicknames\_used\_by\_Donald\_Trump

Philosophy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effective\_altruism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophy\_of\_artificial\_intelligence

Scary:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey\_goo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LessWrong#Roko's\_basilisk-look up more cuz it’s not very detailed

Wars:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu\_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod\_Wars

Will get you in trouble on school computer:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt\_Hole\_Road

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_animals\_displaying\_homosexual\_behavior

https://xkcd.com/1242/

https://xkcd.com/287/

Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General\_relativity