Sir Bruh of Dam

Sir Bruh of [REDACTED]

Emily G. Yoink (Mother) (Unknown)

Benjamin Shake (Brother-in-Law) (Alive)

Floss Shake (Nephew) (Alive)

Harlem Shake (Nephew) (Alive)

Dab Shake (Niece) (Alive)

Sir Bruh of Dam is a half-orc barbarian from Dam. Armed with a M.S. in B.S. from DU, he is the one who saved the prince Ouu Shiet from falling off the large dam. He is a Path of the Totem Warrior (and Bear) barbarian.

## Description

### Appearance

Known for his black handlebar mustache, Bruh is a grey half-orc with a blueish tint and brown eyes. He has black hair that's but up into a ponytail along with a beard. He also wears a pair of brown pants.

### Personality

Sir Bruh is naturally athletic, and enjoys challenging people he meets to intense challenges of strength: namely arm wrestling. Sir Bruh was deeply affected by the fall of his homeland, Dam.

## Biography

### Background

Born and raised in Dam, Bruh attended Dam University, earning an M.S. in Botanical Studies. His main professor was Professor Gonad and he had a somewhat close relationship to him. One day, he saved the prince Ouu Shiet from falling of the large dam, leading him to earn a noble title and from then on being called "Sir Bruh of Dam". He was tasked to obtain The Holy Grail in order to fix the quickly falling apart Dam that was being held together by duct tape.

## Relationships

### Nae Nae

Nae Nae is Bruh's sister. She holds the family whip and often lends Bruh money. When returning to Dam, he most recently repaid her for 50 gold.

When they fought with each other as children over certain things, their father would often impose onto them something neither of them actually wanted, calling it a "compromise" and an "example of how political progress actually occurs."

### Professor Gonad

Gonad taught Bruh several things, some of which included both linguistics and actual language tutoring.

## Character Information

### Notable Items

El Thwakaro: A great axe that has fifth tier fire runes on it.

Ring of Quips: The user says a quip and if God deems it a good quip, the attack becomes a critical.

For example, when fighting orcs, Bruh has said, "Looks like I'll have to *orchestrate* your deaths!" to thunderous applause.

### Abilities

He's quite incompetent, except for when "thwackin'" is involved.

## Quotes

* "Have you ever heard of Dam?" -Bruh to everyone.
* "Wanna arm wrestle?" -Bruh to anyone strong.
* “Ever working in the vast portals of the sea... I think this is about the zoomer economy.” -Bruh trying to remember the grail poem.
* “Are you selling me loot boxes?” -Bruh to Enzo Clemente about his magic bags.
* “The true Wrath of the Grail were the friends we made along the way...” -Bruh being ridiculous.
* “Have you heard of bondage?” -Bruh... saying this.
* “Lancer on thot patrol!!” -Bruh acknowledging Lancer's edginess.
* “Sea! i know the letter C!" -Bruh talking about the ocean.
* "Tell me, Weevil, can you tidy up my sordid life?" -Bruh depressed after the fall of Dam.
* "I may have gained a level but I have lost everything" -Bruh still depressed.
* "Ahh, should'a gone for the priest first, as always" -Bruh regretting not killing Ikire first.

## Gallery

Bruh as drawn by JoeCharmara expresses her distaste towards BruhBruh as drawn by Alex P.Bruh with the party during Christmas
## Trivia

Despite his M.S. in Botanical Studies, he has a +0 to Nature rolls.