Weaselbee

Lady Weaselbee wearing her brand new Aquilan uniform.

Lady of Bloodraven

Traitor

Young Weeze (by Khleba, Tegula)

Little Lady (by Clockwrk)

Fourteen-year-old girl (by Clockwrk)

Little Girl (by Kimmend)

General (formerly)

Weaselbee is a former member of Aquila. She is the former Minister of the Justiciars, and she recently lost her General position as well, due to her not following orders and questioning Clockwrk, her previous King, in public. Also due to her being an impulsive lying brat.

## Personality

*Wherever she goes, conflict follows.*

The former Lady of Castle Bloodraven is a witty, impulsive, and independent young woman. She also has a sharp tongue and fists made of steel (not literally). She does not know when to stay quiet, nor why anyone would actively choose to do so. She loves talking and mumbling sarcastic remarks under her breath, but she prefers violence over listening, as long as she has the high ground.

Weaselbee enjoys having a reputation of being a threat, or simply being ruthless. It warms her heart to hear the frightened whimpers and prayers for mercy from her enemies, right before she chops off their limbs and/or heads. She is greedy, and in constant need of asserting her dominance. She usually does this either by torture, or by choosing her words not so carefully.

She is currently number 5 on the infamous Most Wanted List of the Piglin Empire.

## Appearance

Weaselbee has rather pale skin, no matter how much time she spends in the sun. She has wild, long, and untameable blood red hair, which is often worn down with two small pigtails at the top of her head. She has light grey eyes and often, due to the lack of sleep, dark circles around them.

The Lady is either seen wearing a full set of armor (for safety and to threaten), or nothing but the Aquilan uniform. Weaselbee prefers tight fitting clothes, so that she can move around and hit her targets freely, without anything getting in her way. She always brings her battle axe with her, no matter where she's heading.

## Lore

### Backstory

Not much is known about Weaselbee's life before Aquila. She rarely speaks of it.

### Religion & beliefs

Currently unknown. However, Weaselbee has made snarky remarks on some of the worshipped Gods that take physical form, such as Babar and the Baron. She does not understand how an almighty source of power could fit inside such a small container, and therefore chooses not to see them as bigger nor more important than any other physical being. That being said, there are Gods and religions that do not worship a simple being, and Weaselbee might find these more intriguing.

### Personal belongings

* **Axe of Silence** - Weaselbee's battle axe. A wonderful blade to bury in the skulls of her enemies. Also has a magic knockback effect to it. Very efficient for fighting in the mountains and/or in the Nether. Weaselbee takes good care of the axe, and refers to it as a *she*. The Axe of Silence was hand-made, specifically for Weaselbee and her desires, by Saffir, the blacksmith in Aldebast, whom Weaselbee paid greatly.
* **Eustace** - One of Weaselbee's cats. He was found roaming around aimlessly in Spawnia, begging for food and shelter. Weaselbee decided to take him in. Spayed. Prefers being indoors, but might follow Weaselbee around the farm every now and then.
* **Wolf** - Weaselbee's pet wolf. Was found in the wilderness as a pup, sleeping by his starved, non-breathing family. Weaselbee fed him and raised him. Wolf also prefers to be indoors, rather than being outdoors.
* ***Lucille*** - One of Weaselbee's tridents. Trusty for teleportation. Very shiny. Was found after hours upon hours of re-killing dead men in the water. Lucille is Weaselbee's second found trident, as she sold the first one to Saleera, the High Priest, for one block of netherite. Stolen.
* ***Podrick*** - Weaselbee's favourite man. Once hired to be her steward, but he was simply too shitty at his job. He is now serving Lady Weaselbee as her personal punching bag. Podrick is often seen outside the library in Bloodraven, watching the sun or moon, praying every day and night for it not to be his last. Executed.
* ***Michonne*** - Weaselbee's first sword. It was given to her by Honkimus when she joined Aquila. Michonne was latter donated to Sockerknark, as soon as Weaselbee's axe was finished and ready to use. Collecting dust.
* ***Sten*** - A llama that often kept Weaselbee company in Bloodraven. Fluffy, champagne-colored fur with a pink blanket. Executed.
* ***Beth*** - One of Weaselbee's two beloved crossbows. Stolen.
* ***Jill*** - One of Weaselbee's cats. She found her outside of her door one day and decided to adopt her. Jill has not been seen lately. Her status is unknown.

## Quotes

**Quotes by Weaselbee:**

*Never trust a dead guy.*

- Weaselbee about Adyah.

*You should be happy you still have four limbs attached to your body.*

- Weaselbee to LittlePeanut during their jail-time in Olympus.

*Traitor!*

- Weaselbee when Kimmend breathes.

*How very dare you?*

- Common quote of Weaselbee.

*Be careful with those things, you're gonna poke somebody's eye out.*

- Weaselbee to Adyah, referring to his weapons.

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