2021 Poggers Park general election

The **Poggers Park general election** took place on 1st April 2021, in which the Wingding Defence League, with Frogge at the helm, defeated the Ugandan Hat Party, under Terrence Knuckleworth, and the Fat Greasy Statists, under Egor C.S., winning a majority of 4%.

The election was carried out under the party list proportional representation system.

Each general election has a unique theme song, on this occasion, it was Mr. Bill & Goosebumpz - Swivel, specifically, the 1:34 to 2:10 segment.

## Candidates

The frontrunners of the race were Frogge, under the office of 'Delegate', who ran on behalf of the Wingding Defence League, an individualist anarchist political party, which advocates for a more western style of anarchism, and Terrence Knuckleworth, a dentist from Kampala, Uganda, who had no political experience, but ran on behalf of the Ugandan Hat Party, a minarchist political party, which advocates for a minarchist society with a focus on African culture and values, and, thus, a more African Poggers Park, with the Pog frogs living in harmony with Ugandan Poggers Park residents.

Egor C.S. announced his intentions to run as a third party candidate in the race in the afternoon of 21 March 2021, he ran on behalf of the Fat Greasy Statists, a right-wing authoritarian political group, that isn't registered as an official party.

Running mates for the election were announced on 25 March 2021. Frogge ran with Stanley Rolovelyn, a parrot, originally from Somalia. Terrence Knuckleworth ran with Blaze Ganjette, a cannabis cultivator from Uganda. Egor C.S. did not campaign with a running mate in the election.

Frogge and Rolovelyn ran in the Capital District constituency, Knuckleworth ran in the constituency of Cockermouth Canton, and Ganjette ran in the constituency of Ganja Gardens. All candidates won the seats they individually contested. Egor C.S. refused to run in any constituency of Poggers Park, stating that it would be 'a betrayal to the people of Krap Sreggop', and the 'rancid anarchism would poison his glorious statist mind'. Instead, affiliates of the Fat Greasy Statists ran on his behalf.

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## Results

### Official poll

In a poll, measured between 21 March 2021 and 25 March 2021, Frogge's Wingding Defence League was predicted to win an overall majority of 6% in parliament. Knuckleworth's Ugandan Hat Party got 39%, and Egor C.S., officially, standing as an independent, but representing the Fat Greasy Statists, got 5%.

#### Question Time controversy

Egor C.S.'s considerably poorer result, compared to the polls, is almost entirely attributed to the Question Time debate on 30 March, a couple of days earlier, when C.S.'s approval rating tanked, from 5% to just short of 2%. During the debate, C.S. made homophobic remarks in response to Random Pieces of Grass's query about whether the candidates supported centrism, where he stated that centrism was "cancer" and "absolute aids", he also claimed that it was worse than "being g\*y".

C.S. also openly endorsed dictators like Stalin and Hitler, calling them "kings", "especially Hitler", he added. C.S. was cautioned by the returning officer for the election, who said that despite the fact that Grassbec promotes all kinds of free speech, C.S. should respect his candidates, and the people of the region.

### Election day

On election day, Frogge's Wingding Defence League won an overall majority of 54% in parliament, with 378 seats. Knuckleworth's Ugandan Hat Party got 44.14%, and, accordingly, won 309 seats, and Egor C.S. won 13 seats, or 1.86% of the vote.

#### By constituency

Main article: List of Poggers Park parliament constituencies