Baze It

> *This episode is about the first half of the Rogue One novelization.*
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A Star Wars Question: ?

Rogue Three: Nothing shameful about sending your child embarassing text messages.
Rogue Six: *Dear Heath, This letter was sent to inform you that General Motors is conducting a voluntary recall that includes your vehicle...*
Rogue Seven: Remember that kids are stupid.
Also, don't tell them "This rock is from the desert and night where you were concieved. do you want it?"
Ash Cracken: Be supportive of their interests.

### Glistener Responses:

* Swara said "Let your child be as wonderfully weird as they want."
* Nick said "Tell them you love them as often as you can."
* Jeff Hagen said "Sleep when the baby sleeps is a big fat lie."
* X-Wings in History said "Definitely give your kid to a farmer you met once in your early twenties..."
* X-wings in History also said "Know that your best is good enough, you will mess up sometimes and they'll love you anyway
* Assan said "Be Patient and don't be afraid of making mistakes."
* Jason said "Don't listen to anyone giving you parent advice."
* Dinner Leader said "You have everything you need."
* Dark Sapiens said "No matter how hard it might seem at first, soon you will be able to put your kid on a tiny tricycle in a tiny green frog costume and watch how HERE COMES DAT BABY."
* Mike said "Just don't drop them on their heads and you'll be fine."
* Abby said "Heath should just keep being the kind loving and caring guy he is."
* Liam said "Don't let your child eat rocks."
* Ash said "Don't worry about it too much."
* Ben Warman said "Know you're not going to be perfect because no fathier is... You're better than your worst moments."
* Tomthefanboy said "Pick out a gender neutral nickname for your child." and also SUNSCREEN.
* Meeka said "Be like King Haro, but without the dying, transofmring into a bird, and without the dragon genocide."
* Oaty said "Feed them plenty of hay, keep the stables warm, and don't exploit them in races run by a sleezy casino- oh FATHERhood, not FATHIERhood..."
* Jim said "Make sure the kid starts doing squats ASAP because having strong hips is important!"
* James Jawa said "If you make mistakes they won't remember them, they will remember the love."
* Andrew said "Breath. Don't take it too seriously... Remember to eat. Use the Force."
* Sara said "Take everything one day at a time. Just being present as family is the best thing."
* Malorie said " The first month is pure chaos, so just be there for each other and hug a lot..."
* Peter said "Don't forget about self care... Try not to compare your child's progress to others... Watch Avatar the Last Airbender, children love Aapa."
* Jay says "Adorable outfits are essential."
* Brian says "Listen to your critter, try not to tune them out."
* Kaitlyn says "Wait until the babe is at least a few months old before taking them to the bone market."
* Emilia says "Toddlers are very good."
* Maya said "Halloween is whenever you feel like it."
* Brian said "Make sure they watch Finding Nemo before they start swim lessons..."
* Mapplebee says "Don't force your kid to love what you do, they'll learn to love it alongside you."
* Dadpool says "Lay your matresspad and sheets in a layer. Then you won't have to change the sheets in the middle of the night. Also get a rubber mattress pad for your bed when they want to sleep with you."

 Glistening Bodhi goes to Rogue Three. Glistening Baby Groot goes to everyone who answered.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Epidosde 14-5 Answers always read in the following episode.