Gary Gay

**Garfield Jr. Gay Devin** is the former prince of Caivis, and a player character from SPC.

## Description

Because he is a camion, Gary's appearance can fluctuate wildly, but he has a form he prefers: that of a short, pudgy young man with curly black hair, olive skin, and freckles. He has thick eyebrows, a button nose, and a crooked grin. His eyes remain a bright, electric blue in all of his forms, and emit a striking glow in the dark.

Gary does not have a "true form," but has made changes to himself in order to fit in on Earth. Notably, on Caivis he used to present with light pink wings.

*[cw: uncanny]* Upon closer inspection, one would notice several things "wrong" with Gary's human disguise: he lacks pores and fingerprints; his freckles and features in general are completely symmetrical on both sides of his body; his hair lacks the bounce and freedom of human hair and more closely resembles doll hair; he does not appear to breathe, only blinks on rare occasion, and can be observed to completely lose motor function when still (resembling a mannequin).

Gary is most often found in a blue sweater, a black wool coat that is slightly too large for him, tight jeans, rainbow socks, and black Converse. It is unknown if these clothes actually exist or if they are an extension of his shapeshifted form, as he has rarely been observed to wear any other fashion. However, he occasionally forgoes the coat.

## Early Life

Gary was conceived as the firstborn child of GOD during the current age of Caivis. He was born into a time of uncertainty, as a resource crisis had forced many camions to exist without hosts or to die off completely, the planet had nearly been drained of life, and the white dwarf star that it orbited was dying. Due to this, Gary was given the mantle from birth as the savior of camionkind, the one who would become a future GOD and king of their new home. This pressure weighed heavily on his shoulders as he grew, along with the responsibility to care for and raise his 72 younger siblings.

As the camions had long since decided on Earth as the place to transfer their population, Gary learned about the planet's biome and human anatomy on Caivis, honing his human form in order to blend in more perfectly with them. As the invasion of Earth grew closer to its final wave, Gary aided more and more in the planning and strategy of their attacks; though the military Leslois took charge of the actual commanding of troops, Gary acted as leader of the camion forces in title only. As prince, he would stay on Caivis until the proper invasion began, at which point he would find a human host and wait on Earth until he could transfer to the planet's core and establish himself as that world's GOD.

## Trivia

* Gary has a degree in fuckology from a Caivian university. He studied with Finn Fuckmachine.
* Like all camions, he has no natural "handwriting," and writes in what resembles 12-pt. Times New Roman font. He can, however, perfectly copy any handwriting that he sees.
* The only times that he has been observed to blink are when he is searching for information with his computer brain. He is known to quote Wikipedia pages or Google results word-for-word when questions are asked.
* Gary has extraordinarily strange eating habits, being known to enjoy the taste of inedible or chemical objects such as glowsticks, glitter and sequins, and Legos. This is potentially due to camions' less-sophisticated tastebuds.