Bread Barns

## About

The **Bread Barns Factory** is a multi-level manufacturing plant for Bread Barns INC, stretching from the -3rd floor to the -9th.

The company was founded in 2018 with the intention of running Jamie Hosie's **Cookie Corp** out of business. Noogai and växla raised (stole) funds of around $9.000.000 and used it to construct the factory. Every Resident Cow employee worked for free for 8 months because all the company's budget went into building.

Natural light is pumped in from the surface, ensuring that all workers get a natural amount of light. Bread Barns takes care of it's employees unlike Cookie Corp!

## Products

\*\*\*Some products may contain nuclear waste!\*\*\*

* Bread (white, wheat, rye)
* Biscuits
* Crackers
* Cookies (with a short lived partnership with Cookie Corp)
* Catbread (for a limited time)
* Pretzels
* Pancakes (soaked in motor oil)
* Bagels & Baguettes
* Donuts
* Jelly Rolls
* Croissants
* Cinnamon Swirl Bread (endorsed by FemmeFatale)
* Hamburger and Hot Dog buns
* Pastries
* Cakes

## Cookie Corp VS Bread Barns

The two year long battle between Cookie Corp and Bread Barns was never officially settled. Although the two parties did form an alliance at some point (with Cookie Corp moving it's headquarters temporarily to The Resident Cow Offices) it didn't last long and the two large conglomerates went right back at it, launching lawsuits and cease and desist orders at each other. Cookie Corp burned down the Bread Barns' temporary factory on June 10th of 2019. Shortly after Bread Barns (with Caroline's help) launched hundreds of nukes to the Cookie Corp HQ in Scotland.

It is unknown if the two have settled or not.

## Copyright Infringement Lawsuit to Cookie Corp

The following letter was sent to Cookie Corp's legal counsel on February 16th, 2019.

Dear Sir or Madam:

I am contacting you on behalf of the Bread Barns Bakery, Inc. (BBB) and its mother company, The Resident Cow Psychoacoustic Laboratories.

We believe Cookie Corp was used as a front organization to reproduce and/or distribute unauthorized copies of one or more copyrighted documents of Bread Barns as their own. We have attached below the details of the infringing activity. We have a good faith belief that this activity is not authorized by copyright owners, their agent, or the law. We are asking for your immediate assistance in stopping this unauthorized activity. Specifically, we request that you remove and disable access to the infringing documents.

You should understand that this letter constitutes notice to you that this network user may be liable for the infringing activity occurring on your network. In addition, under the DMBD (Demo Might Be Drunk) Act, if you ignore this notice, your institution may also be liable for any resulting infringement. This letter does not constitute a waiver of any right to recover damages incurred by virtue of any such unauthorized activities, and such rights as well as claims for other relief are expressly retained. Moreover, this letter DOES constitute a waiver of our members' right to sue the user at issue for copyright infringement.

Sincerely,

wrefrme & Noogai with Hit

List of infringing content:

---------------------------------------------------------- INFRINGEMENT DETAIL --------------------------------------------

1. Establishing a company right after Bread Barns, using it's business models and methods to grow.
2. Cookie Corp has used Bread Barns' #47 and #92 manufacturing facilities to set up illegal surveillance.
3. Cookie Corp has paid several Hive365 members to endorse their product.
4. Cookie Corp has been using Official Bread Barns recipes and have been re-routing delivery trucks.
5. Cookie Corp is a bitch

## Stock Market influence

In early 2020, Bread Barns stocks have skyrocketed, shoveling millions of dollars every week. The following was released:

**Bread Barns - 18,527,236 shareholders**

**Cookie Corp - 0 shareholders**

Cookie Corp CEO Jamie Hosie issued the following statement:

> Ewwwww
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## Snappel's Apple Empire

On February 26th, 2019, Snappel announced his new company, Apple Empire which was set out to be a large apple distributor (but in reality it was just a disruption for Bread Barns and Cookie Corp.

> "Everyone knows Cookie Corp and Bread Barns could never set aside their differences long enough to take down the Apple Empire"
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His company however, was never heard of after this heroic statement.

## Notable Employees

### Noogai

Noogai is the factory manager and Superintendent. His job is to maintain production and keep everything on track.