Wulfbert

**Wulfbert** is a character in *Kiki's Vacation*.

## Appearance

Wulfbert is a bluish-purple wolf with a scar over his left eye and on his right arm. He wears a black shirt with a purple skull and a leather jacket as well as a spiked choker.

## Bio

He spends all his time on top of the Mountain. During the day, he often enjoys soaking in the hot spring. At night he can sometimes be seen drinking hot cocoa in front of Paul R. Bare's café.

## Personality

Wulfbert is very mysterious and doesn't talk much. He seems to be a bit socially awkward.

## Quotes

### Repairing his motorcycle

#### Meeting him for the first time at the Plaza

* *“Hmmph... Come on, girl. I know you've got it in you!....sigh... It's no use...If only I could get my hands on enough Nuts & Bolts...”*
	+ (Need a hand?)
* *“My paws are working just fine, it's just- Oh! Sorry, I forget my manners when I'm working on 'ole Shadoh here. You're Kiki, right? The cute cat that moved in and started helping everyone around. I've seen you around. Would've said "hi" sooner... But you're here now though! Name's Wulfbert. And yeah, I could use a hand. If you happen to find any Nuts & Bolts lying about, be sure to holler!”*

#### Kiki doesn't bring enough Nuts & Bolts

* *“You can find Nuts & Bolts in bushes, trees... pretty much anywhere.”*
* *“I'd go searchin' for Nuts & Bolts myself, but I can't leave my girl Shadoh alone...”*
* *“Gonna need a LOT more Nuts & Bolts if I aim to fix my Shadoh...”*

#### Kiki brings enough Nuts & Bolts

* *“Woah. That's a lot of nuts AND bolts you got there!”*
* *“Heya Kiki! Looks like you've brought all the stuff I need!”*
* *“Look at all that gear! I knew I could count on you!”*

#### Beginning the repair

* *“All right! Let's give it a go! ... Damn it, Shadoh! Don't tell me you need more! ... Ahem... Didn't mean to curse in front of you like that...”*
	+ (You named your bike?) *“Shadoh? Well yeah. I spend most of my time with her, it only made sense to give her a decent name!”*
	+ (Why Shadoh?) *“Well, it's... It's an homage to another biker I used to care a lot about.”*
* *“Look at me, cursin' at my damn bike in front of a pretty cat. What would my old pack think of me? Enough of that. I should focus on what's in front of me! So what about you? You're into bikes?”*
	+ (I am!) *“Hell yeah! I could tell there was a wild side to you the moment I looked into your eyes!”*
	+ (I could be...) *“That's the attitude right there! I can tell you get up to all sorts of danger!”*
* *“I'd love to take you out for a ride when Shadoh's back up and running. But we're gonna need a hell of a lot more Nuts & Bolts for that to happen! And you're gonna need to look the part. Here, take this t-shirt. It's pretty metal. Tell you what, come back with 50 more of those Nuts & Bolts and we'll keep this conversation going.”*

#### Telling Kiki to return the next day

* *“Nice chattin' with you.”*
* *“There's something about you, Kiki...”*
* *“Thanks again for lending a paw.”*

#### Kiki returns with 50 Nuts & Bolts

* *“Ok... this is it! Here we go, girl. Howl for me, Shadoh! ...”*
	+ (No go?) *“Guess not...”*
	+ (Did it work?) *“... Not for a lack of tryin'”*
* *“Eh. Just gotta keep feedin' her more Nuts & Bolts, I guess... Still, gives us more time to work on your biker cred. Here, got you this sweet sucker. A younger, dumber Wulfbert would've offered a cig... But I'm trying this whole "healthy" thing now.”*
	+ (A lollipop, really?) *“Silly, right? Just bear with me.”*
	+ (Sugar's not exactly healthy...) *“It's about the EYE sugar!”*
* *“See... Smokes, toothpicks, lollies... They make you look busy. Like you ain't got the time for chit-chat. And THAT- That's what makes 'em want to chat the chit with you more than with anyone else! Truth is: Wolves don't really want to be 'lone, but we gotta look like it. It'll make sense, I promise. Just gotta keep working on Shadoh here. 75 more bolts oughta do it. You'll see.”*

#### Kiki returns with 75 Nuts & Bolts

* *“Gosh mo-flippin' darn! How'd you get so many Nuts & Bolts?! See how I refrained from cursing? You CAN teach this old wolf new tricks! I'll be honest with you, Kicks... Can I call you Kicks, Kiki? We're gonna need a heck of a lot more of these before this girl can hit the road again.”*
	+ (Are you toying with me?) *“No way in heck! This wolf learned the hard way not to play around...”*
	+ (How many?) *“Heck... I'd tell you if I knew!”*
* *“See, Kicks, I'm beginning to think Shadoh's doing this on purpose. I've got this instinct... a bad one... The moment I hear the engine howl, I hit the road. And maybe- Maybe Shadoh's trying to get me to stay put for a while. Maybe she wants me to get to know the cute cat the whole island's crazy about...”*
	+ ("Cute", huh?) *“Ah! I- Ya know... "cute", "smart", "wild"... Just adjectives...”*
	+ (The bike said all that?) *“Shadoh? I mean, she can read me with a blink of her front lights...”*
* *“Don't get me wrong! All the Nuts & Bolts you're bringing are really helping! Just... Maybe Shadoh's hoping I fix myself first. Anyways. I wanted to give you these shades. Being that you're vacationing "Sunny Kokoloko", you probably already got plenty. But these are special. To me, anyways. They'll suit you. Aaand, I think I've let my snout run off a bit too much. Better get back to fixin' Shadoh... Maybe with 120 more Nuts & Bolts...”*

#### Kiki returns with 120 Nuts & Bolts

* *“And... Miscalculated again! Damn- I mean- Darn it, Shadoh! How many more pieces do you want?! Kicks... You're as cool as cool cats can come out of the freezer... But I can't figure out why you keep trying to help this hopeless wolf!”*
	+ (You owe me a ride.) *“That I do. And it WILL come!”*
	+ (I'm just THAT cool.) *“Heh... Straight outta the Ice Age.”*
* *“Hmmm... You're a real ride-or-die kitty. Ain't you, Kicks? Well, you've put up with this much so far. Don't think you'll flinch at a couple of needles! ... Ok. I realized how frickin' creepy I sounded just as the words left my mouth. It's just- When you're out on the road, you want hardware that shows you're fearless! So I got you these piercings... It's stupid...”*
	+ (You're giving me jewelry?) *“It's not like that! They only sell these at really hardcore biker stores!”*
	+ (Bling's never stupid.) *“Bling is not the term I'd use... But maybe I'm just out of date.”*
* *“See, I got this choker. I used to tell myself it served as a warning for others... "Try to put a leash on this hound, see how it goes!" I don't think like that no more. Nowadays I just put it on and it feels... "me". I considered getting you one, but... I just saw these browning and they look kick-ass! It's only fitting that Kicks ride with kick-ass hardware, after all. That is... If I ever manage to fix my frickin' bike! 240 more Nuts & Bolts... That's gotta be the magic number!”*

#### Kiki returns with 240 Nuts & Bolts

* *“Kicks! I got kicking news! I'm finally gonna make good on my promise! You, me, and Shadoh are going to ride! ... Soon... Talked to the expert at the bike store. Just need 480 more Nuts & Bolts! I can already feel the air ruffling my fur again. Your arms around my leather jacket...”*
	+ (Easy there, cowboy!) *“I meant- It's just that Shadoh's got no side-car!”*
	+ (Hey! I ride front!) *“Huh... I've never let anyone else steer Shadoh before. It'll be exciting!”*
* *“Anyways, the bike expert I was talking about. We go way back. She made the jacket I'm wearing right now! So when I called her for advice, I took the opportunity to ask her for another favor. Bikers, Kicks. We've always got each other's backs. So, just like you never hesitated with helping me fix Shadoh. My friend didn't hesitate to stitch a custom leather jacket! So you can have it... on your back!”*
	+ (Woah, thanks!) *“Think nothing of it!”*
	+ (Hope it fits!) *“It always fits... over time.”*
* *“Not that you ever needed this blabbering wolf's fashion advice. But I think you're gonna look like a total badass out on the road! Only 480 Nuts & Bolts to go...”*

#### Kiki returns with 480 Nuts & Bolts

* *“Could it be? Is this it? ... Engine's on! Kicks! We're set to go! Ah-Ooooooooooh!!!”*
	+ (Finally!) *“And all it took was hundreds of hours of elbow grease and rummaging through the bushes!”*
	+ (Ah-Oooh, indeed!) *“Actually, you know what? This deserves a "Meow-Ooooooh"!”*
* *“You just need ONE last thing to complete your biker look! A helmet! For safety! I've- I have come to care about you, Kicks... So I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to that cute face of yours.”*
	+ (Isn't it dorky?) *“Nothing "dorky" about proper safety. Being wild doesn't mean being dumb!”*
	+ (Will it protect me from mosquitoes?) *“Honest? You're still gonna end up swallowing a mosquito or two...”*
* *“We're all set. Let's ride!”*

#### After the ride

* *“See? It was all worth it! You and me, Kicks, we're a pack now. So don't you forget about me, cuz I'm sure as heck gonna keep thinking about you! And hey, I'm always going to be here working on Shadoh. So, if you come across any more Nuts & Bolts, I got Shells for ya!”*
	+ (I couldn't accept them.) *“Nuh-uh. It's the least I can offer!”*
	+ (I do love shells!) *“Ha! You're one sassy cat, Kicks!”*
* *“Be seeing ya! ... I hope!”*
* *“Man... The open road's so much better with a cute gal by your side...”*
* *“Hope you didn't swallow too many mosquitoes!”*
* *“Kicks... you look badass!”*

#### Talking after the ride

* *“Nice seeing your face again!”*
* *“Come across any Nuts & Bolts lately?”*
* *“In retrospect, I'm glad Shadoh broke down for a while. Meant I got to meet you!”*

##### Kiki has Nuts & Bolts

* (I got bolts!)
* *“That's my girl! I got you some shells for those Nuts & Bolts...”*
* *“Keep those Nuts & Bolts coming! Shadoh's always hungry for more!”*
* *“Thanks for the gear Kicks! And for the visit!”*

##### Kiki has no Nuts & Bolts

* (See you around!)
* *“Just came to see my face, huh?”*
* *“Remember, Shadoh's always eager for more Nuts & Bolts!”*
* *“Hey, I'll take any excuse to hang out with you, Kicks!”*

### On the Mountain

#### While soaking in the hot spring

* *“Do you want me to say, sit closer? I won't.”*
* *“I might enjoy your company, if we sit in silence.”*
* *“I thought cats didn't enjoy water... You're weird.”*

#### While drinking hot cocoa

* *“I asked for a double shot of caffeine for my coffee.”*
* *“This choker? It has many uses...”*
* *“If you'd like- I wouldn't mind if you sat with me while we have our drinks.”*

## Gallery

Wolfbert drinking hot cocoa.Wolfbert and Kiki in the hot spring.
## Trivia

* He might have a crush on Kiki but, he's too afraid to admit it.
* He used to be known for cursing a lot.
* He used to smoke.

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