recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Cav

**Cav** is a marotte and a clownopera star closely associated with the clown Pag. He consumes criticism, which the pair generates in excess.

## Description

> Pag and Cav, adopted daughters of Vesti “Red Giant” LaWubb, star of clownopera until her self-imposed exile to a private asteroid commune, after the decline in popularity of humorous operas in favour of humorous anything else. the pair live quite well within their means, releasing a recompiled booklet of celebrity scandals every year, or whenever they remember a particularly wild story of tears both shed and imbibed at family parties, to which their mother would invite a gaggle of old clowntenors, a few art critics, and no-one else. for her part, Vesti only despairs at their lack of ambition, right before doing another line of priceless lunar gems. Cav, the marotte, eats criticism and critics, and so stuffs their collective works full of entry-level clickbait commentary and naked speculation in order to attract them, to the stuffier, artistic Pag’s chagrin. [2]
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## Relationships

* Cav is Vesti LaWubb's adopted daughter.
* Cav is wielded by Pag.
Chaff

**Chaff** is a Post-Dead clown who survived the Clown Recycling Plant.

## Description

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> he will not tell his name, but is referred to by locals as Chaff, the only clown known to have survived being put through the Clown Recycling Plant. whilst on a pilgrimage to the underworlds to visit his deceased cousin, his humorously incompetent housekeeper had his physical body deposited in the recycling bins outside of the city. his soul returned to it’s vessel mid-processing and, quickly realizing that no staff were around to assist him in the fully automated facility, he was forced to gnaw his way out of the sorting vats and crawl to freedom, spitting synthetic fibres and leaving a trail of industrial gludge in his wake. he now resides in a small tourist trap commune at the foot of the Recycling Hills and tells anecdotes for pennies, hoping to save up enough to buy some new legs and walk home. [2]
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Hector Nectar

**Hector Nectar** was a Wisefool who enjoyed the practice of shrinking himself, at least until he disappeared from reality on account to being too small.

## Description

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> Hector Nectar, elder Wisefool and famous eccentric among even the famously, universally and competitively eccentric faction of Wisefools. he maintained that the sought-after secrets of humour were to be found in smallness, nay, tinyness, and through a series of experimental health procedures began reducing himself to the size of an atom. said methods were all exercises in the popular lifestyle pamphlet and instructional video course for cosmetic size reduction, “Small Yourself”, produced by the same company known for the equally popular program, “Large Yourself”. Hector Nectar continued the exercises well after the medically-advised three clownmonth period. at every Wisefool meeting he attended his colleagues in the farce arts and dark farts would remark to each other how much old Hectar had shrunk, placing bets on whether he would be communing with caterpillars or wrangling dustmites by the end of the year. one day Nectar’s two husbands woke up to discover that he had vanished from vision and was now existing on a molecular plane, only able to be viewed by a strong microscope. after that, he winked out of existence completely, and is assumed to be roaming an undiscovered dimension, probably still insisting on further littleness. [2]
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Gurge Gully

Gurge Gully, pictured some time after his horrible fate.

**Gurge Gully** was a clown who became a Bastard, a Marotte and an Accursed simultaneously, following his unsuccessful Kickstarter campaign.

## Description

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> Gurge Gully, the first clown to propose a cure for bastardisation. Gurge knew that producing this cure would either make or break his career; what’s more, his morning’s chuckle (not so rare and jealously-hoarded, in his time) had taken on a bastardly hue of late, and he knew that there was no time to lose. the routine he performed before the royal court, begging the assembled jesters to support his kickstarter campaign for an expedition to Bastard-free marotte-space, fell on deaf yet furious ears; Gurge found themselves pushed into the body of a passing marotte and stuck in the Hall of the Cursed. the kickstarter still has a couple centuries left to go, and Gurge is often heard hassling the Hall’s infrequent visitors to give the money they would’ve spent on a clownppuccino to [his] very good cause. they usually get him to stop by feigning having seen, on their way in, the vengeful unbodied consciousness of the marotte he was fused with. [2]
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Grantfan the Stardrinker

**Grantfan the Stardrinker** is a marotte who alters history to be present among clowncelebrities.

## Description

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> middle sister of the beloved Weavingwitch and begrudged Esoterica. Grantfan the Stardrinker can be glimpsed between the gnarled fingers of every flash-in-the-pan clowncelebrity since prehistory. from post-mortem holograms, to photos, to woodcuts, to the first pre-linguistic cave drawing of a locally notable clown – Grantfan is there, never present in the grip of the current trending clown on the block, but always seemingly retroactively placed into their mitts in any image of them taken after their names were forgotten. the put-upon sect of clownhistorians have suggested that Grantfan feeds on their fame, being the cause of their impermanence rather than a symptom of it, but they’ve never produced a clown famous enough to test their theories. [2]
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## Relationships

* She is sisters with Weavingwitch and Esoterica.
Spiderz

**Spiderz** is an Unexplainable who assists Tearboys in getting the necessary calcium for producing tears.

## Description

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> this clown fits the exact witness report physical description of Spiderz, a kindly apparition known to stalk the funtalitarian corridors of the Church of Tears dormitories, sneaking a little extra calcium into the physical makeup of those unfortunate Tearboys who are denied their daily clownmilk due to a minor infraction of the codes and strictures, or simply not meeting their afternoonly tear-quota. and as it turns out, when you are in the profession of crying day in and day out (for the even Tearboy’s cots are hooked up with tear-catching tubes and basins, lest even a 0.5-clowncents-worth drop of nighterror salt be wasted), getting enough calcium is very very important. [2]
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Old Invisible

**Old Invisible** was a Bastard of unknown history.

## Description

The only description we have of Old Invisible comes from this description of clown art:

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> this religious painting, having been stolen, recovered, forged, unforged and traded on ebayclownebay too many times to count, now hangs above the bedpost of long-dead Bastard, once known as Old Invisible. in life she spotted it in the home of an art collector she was terrorising and took a shine to it. physically unable to appreciate beauty, the portrait bewitched her nonetheless, something about it stirring a remnant of longforgotten clownhumanity in her cold, black, haribo-textured abscess of a heart. most likely, what captivated her was the knowledge that such an unbelievably valuable and acclaimed portrait was to spend the rest of its existence wasted on her crude gaze, for none now dare to retrieve or even observe it for fear of ghostly vengeance, Bastard-style. all who try find themselves trapped within the pictureframe as damned cloudheads. Old Invisible is said to have wasted away beneath it, in her underground crystal-cave hovel, a last wry grin still visible on her corpsely lips. the painting itself depicts the artist and his friend’s clownsonas sharing a blunt in heaven. [2]
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Statuette

Statuette, immobile and holding an unknown marotte.

**Statuette** is a Wisefool who obtained an unnamed marotte and became a statue as a result. She is currently situated in a Wisefool campus.

## Description

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> Statuette, as she stands, time-locked, in the quad of her local Wisefool’s campus. Statuette came to the conclusion, after several semesters spent studying the big, smug faces of her elders and the smaller, smugger faces of their attendant marottes, that the key to academic success was parasitism. most Wisefool hopefuls never advance to the point of knowing about marottes, and fewer still go on to study them to the extent of recognising the time-eater that Statuette bonded with all those moons ago, but those rascally students who vandalise Statuette by repainting her with university-grade greasepaint are subconsciously careful not to touch her “sceptre”, though some remark on the loathsome satisfaction written across its features.
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Cruel Brother Lovely

**Cruel Brother Lovely** is a tearboy who was accursed for tax purposes.

## Description

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> Cruel Brother Lovely, one of the few Accursed Tearboys. once she was known as the scourge of the dormitories, the Pope’s curlythumbed right hand in ruthlessness. she would squeeze the last tear from the eye of a dying Brother, mercilessly bringing up his life’s regrets before sending his last product to the bottlers and his remains to the recycling bin. she would turn on anyone, even herself. she would trust no one, again not even herself. she was immediately sold out and framed by the Church’s entire board of directors when the Finance Ministers came calling about incorrectly bungled clowntaxes. now she is but a weed jar for the Emperor’s royal groupies. sad. [2]
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Harmless

**Harmless** is a Wisefool who is famous for his ability to impersonate household objects.

## Description

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> seems you have stumbled upon the exalted wisefool known as Harmless, posing in front of a vanity portrait of himself in his flower vase form, commissioned from none other than Fezshik. his wood-whittled castle is filled with such portraits, for he is known for his uproariously well received impersonations of household objects, particularly lauded for his “teacup”, “wooden spoon” and “live laugh love crosstitch”. a proponent of the power of familiarity in comedy, “Armless” Harmless is also the founder and star student of the fool school of Impressionism. he has kept many still life artists in business singlehandedly through his enthusiasm for pictures of himself. he sold his arms in back in 2005 after realising he essentially had three cooler arms on his head.[2]
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Elfchurn

**Elfchurn** is a marotte who consumes bells and whistles, two very important instruments to clownkind.

## Description

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> when Elfchurn presses itself into the hand of a resting clown, silence reigns. this brutish marotte feeds on those most beloved of clown instruments, the Bell and Whistle, and musicians bearing these devices fear the jingle-jangle-jingle and dweeeeeeeee-woop of an Elfchurn-possessed clown howling at their door. whole moons have been left mourning the loss of their bell-stashes and whistle-hoards, after Elfchurn has taken its fill.[2]
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Reblecca Softly

Reblecca Harshly (left), along with Reblecca Softly (right).

**Reblecca Softly** is a Capitalist and Wisefool who sells cheap knock-offs of cursed footwear.

## Description

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> on the left is Reblecca Harshly, alchemist and online salesman specializing in perfectly fitting but also cursed slippers, sandals, wellington boots and other footwear. on the right is her failed experiment/mind-twin Reblecca Softly, an attempt to distill her own most hated qualities into a sentient being, which she could then kill (an emerging self-medication fad amongst practitioners of circus magic). Softly escaped her fate using her manipulative, unmarketable personality, and set up a business peddling low-budget knockoffs of her other’s self’s product, sapping Harshly’s main power resource: customer brand loyalty. this causes Reblecca-Prime no end of regrief (grief tinged with regret). [2]
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## Relationships

* She has a twin and a creator: Reblecca Harshly.
Sadhead

**Sadhead** is an Unexplainable who is sad and also a head.

## Description

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> Sadhead, who dwells in the centre of one of the eeriest lunar forests, which are known for being obnoxiously eerie in any case. she spends her time sighing wistfully at nothing in particular, subsisting off any flora that may fall in range of her giant grey tongue, or any fauna with little enough sense to run into her open mouth. there was a time when people would visit her regularly with offerings of lunarfruits and wine flavoured candies, but they eventually found better things to do, which she doesnt mind, as it gives her more excuses to mope. she will tell anyone who is able to coax a smile from her freakishly tiny lips the origins of the clownverse, the secret name of the Emperor, the nature of the eventual ragnarok. however, few consider this worth hanging out with her. she’s kind of a bummer. [2]
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Clown

A **clown** is the primary and possibly greatest denizen of the Clownverse. Their civilization has spread across many clownworlds and clownmoons, led by the Clown Emperor.

## Biology

The many different factions of clown have many different features, but they have many things in common.

A typical clown has porcelain outer layer, which is hollow on the inside. They tend to wear intricate facepaint, and generally enjoy extravagant and/or boisterous clothing.

Clowns need to consume nothing more than applause to live. However, many enjoy eating other substances, and clowns can eat just about anything, including other clowns. [1]

## Life Cycle

Clowns begin their lives as clown eggs. They eventually hatch into adult clowns.

## Culture

Jokes are a treasured commodity among the clown population.

Clown society uses many different currencies depending on the area. Examples include Clowndollars, Clownbits, Clownbitcoins, firstborn, Clownbucks, secrets, memories, promises and toes. [2]

Clowns are familiar with the institution of marriage; polygamy and monogamy alike is acceptable in clown society. Marriage rituals include "vulgar reception speeches, the bumbling of the priest and the musical stings of the wedding band". Some clowns marry and divorce daily. [3]
Stubbs The Killer

**Stubbs The Killer** (unofficial name) is a Stubtype who works as a hired killer.

## Description

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> this clown is a hired killer. it usually works for the nobles, solving petty disputes and squabbles over inheritances in a swift and efficient manner, but it has felled one or two Unexplainables over the course of its career. its backstory is too elaborate and unlikely for the human/clown mind to process, and if time permits it likes to give its victims a multi-part lecture on said backstory anyway. often, this is what kills them. [2]
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Auntie Scars

**Auntie Scars** was a clown who led the clownmafia.

## Description

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> you are looking at Auntie Scars, a former Tearboy who denounced her allegiance to the Lunar Clown and removed her tear-producing eye herself in an act of cool but somewhat over-dramatic defiance. she and her loyal entourage of rebel Tearboys founded a clown mafia family who produced and smuggled bootleg tears across the clownmoons, cutting into the Church of Tears profit margins significantly. tears were then outlawed outside of the clown-crown-controlled homeworlds, but the ban was not very successful, as it is within clown nature to either defy or humorously fuck up any orders given by an authority. as she lay dying, having long ago passed her crime empire down to her successors, she crowdfunded and petitioned a single meeting with the Lunar Clown. her campaign was successful, and on the day before her passing, he took her out for a burger and a milkshake at a nearby Maccy D’s. naturally, he wiped the memory of everybody else present before leaving, but it is said she died with a wry smile on her cracked face, taking whatever secrets she had learned over that inexpensive burger meal to her mausoleum. [2]
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Dobber

A **Dobber** (or **Dobberz**, plural) is a premature marotte, ready to take a host clown yet not fully developed. This is the stage of marotte life after being a popper, and before being an adult marotte.

## Description

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> a pair of “Dobberz”, or adolescent marottes, mostly anatomically mature and merely waiting for their adult faces to grow in. the hosts that a marotte takes at this delicate stage will influence their final appearance; indeed, some marottes become so similar to a host clown that they become incapable of bonding with anyone else, and settle down for a quiet life at and in the right hand of their ideal host. most, however, spend these formative eons “trying out” many different clowns and experimenting with draining various concepts, foods, and energies from their hosts, ideally settling on a favourite “food” and dedicating the rest of their ambiguously-defined lives to acquiring as much of it as possible. [1]
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Dame Hagfish

**Dame Hagfish** is a capitalist who runs a dating service for other clowns.

## Description

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> Dame Hagfish, a matchmaker of some repute. clowns eager to gain status, find love or simply form a double-act are often advised to sign up to her dating service, where she will personally, psychically arrange them into romantic formations based on comedic chemistry. she has a penchant for reliable whiteface x auguste x contra-auguste triads, as well as occasionally branching out into more experimental relationship arrangements, such as an oddly monogamous stooge x stooge or a drastically deadpan straight man x straight man (both the stock comedic role and the orientation). she attributes her success to the fact that she regards love as a strangely pervasive hoax. she refuses all offers of constructive criticism, and is great fun at parties.[2]
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Lone Rider

The Lone Rider (top) and the Spangly Assistant (bottom).

The **Lone Rider** is a Wisefool of mysterious origin, told only in tall tales.

## Description

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> many remote moon communities tell tall, small and midheight tales of a Lone Rider upon a Carousel Horse, not actually Lone due to his everpresent Spangly Assistant. each tale begins with the two arriving in town and asking a host of mysterious questions of the locals, such as where they may shelter for the night, where the fuck they can get a drink of star juice around here, and where they may find an Unexplainable willing to fuse them into one being, an unstably powerful Fooligan? each tale ends with the two being run out of town for crimes against comedy, the law and God. most tales feature an interval where the two get into some amusing business with a landmark local to wherever the story is being told, to give it a bit of flavour. [2]
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Schtickpin

**Schtickpin** is a tiny Marotte who works as a Tearboy.

## Description

> Schtickpin, the World’s Smallest Marotte. which world that would be is not specified. possessing an unusually complete body for a marotte, Schtickpin finds work as a zero-hours contractor for the Church of Tears. whether it be playing the World’s (any world’s) Smallest Violin, attaching himself to the underruffs of rebellious Tearboys so as to snitch on them, or simply jabbing them, all in the name of brute-force improving tear production per second (TPPS), no job is too small for the enterprising Schtickpin. he spends his nights getting sloshed and swushed (in that order) on tear run-off with his fellow enforcers; the tears, as his preferred foodstuff, keep him alert and alive, though they tend to produce the opposite effects in clowns. [2]
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Reblecca Harshly

Reblecca Harshly (left), along with Reblecca Softly (right).

**Reblecca Harshly** is a Capitalist and Wisefool who sells cursed footwear.

## Description

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> on the left is Reblecca Harshly, alchemist and online salesman specializing in perfectly fitting but also cursed slippers, sandals, wellington boots and other footwear. on the right is her failed experiment/mind-twin Reblecca Softly, an attempt to distill her own most hated qualities into a sentient being, which she could then kill (an emerging self-medication fad amongst practitioners of circus magic). Softly escaped her fate using her manipulative, unmarketable personality, and set up a business peddling low-budget knockoffs of her other’s self’s product, sapping Harshly’s main power resource: customer brand loyalty. this causes Reblecca-Prime no end of regrief (grief tinged with regret). [2]
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## Relationships

* She has a twin she created with her own hands: Reblecca Softly.
Nasty Ron

Nasty Ron (center), posing with Ronette and Nastette.

**Nasty Ron** is an Accursed who was turned into a teapot along with his children.

## Description

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> Nasty Ron and his two daughters/spiritual advisers. they were some of the very few Accursed whom the Emperor gave a choice as to which objects they were to be fused with until the clownverse suffered cold-death or consumed itself. Ron and the first daughter, Ronette, chose the antique teapots which they used to poison the previous Finance Minister for putting their pie-and-mash shop out of business with her reckless policies. the second daughter, Nastette, went along with her family’s choice out of obligation more than anything, which she has had a long time to regret in the ensuing thousands of clownyears spent gathering dust in the Hall of the Cursed and occasionally being filled with boiling water by rowdy nobleclowns. she actually wanted to be a sword. [2]
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## Relationships

* He has two daughters, Ronette and Nastette.
Esoterica

**Esoterica the Wise** is a marotte who is associated with wisefools.

## Description

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> the economy of Wisefool education could not run without the ruthless and recursive internships young initiates are subjected to – passed off from one senior Wisefool in need of a page-curler and lunar gem-polisher to the next, ad nauseum, until they spontaneously grow their first head-tendril or just-as-spontaneously combust. nowhere is this relationship more ironically illustrated than in the dealings between those very same senior Wisefools and Esoterica the Wise. awakening in the grip of her very very dead bearer only when a many-tendrilled supplicant enters her chambers, Esoterica whispers to them a riddle that has been unsolved since the beginning of time – and deliberately so, for Esoterica feeds off the wrong answers she is offered. it is said, by hopeful Wisefools, that she will bond with the lucky clown who finally gives her the right answer. and it is also said, by disappointed Wisefools, that this wouldn’t be worth the trouble she’s already put them to. [2]
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## Relationships

* She is sisters with Weavingwitch and Grantfan the Stardrinker.
Lick

**Lick** is a Jester of the Court and the royal portrait painter, more well-known for his endowments.

## Description

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> Lick, the royal portrait painter. known for both his raucous and cheeky caricatures and his inspirational black-velvet-utilizing work, he is the life and soul of any court party due to his prophetic genital. the second face located on his crotch area possesses future sight, telekinesis and an unprecedented gift for only the driest on-the-spot wit. any of his classy artshows invariably end with tear-fuelled cries imploring him to get out the face already and tell some sick fortunes. though he feigns a persona of amused apathy in public, Lick privately despises the upstaging pissmaker and tells it as much. it only ever replies with an offer to read his fortune, and he always tells it to fuck off, hating the way it refers to said fortune as “yours” and not “ours”. at night he swears he can sometimes hear it rehearsing its next off-the-cuff remarks in a whisper. on the day that Lick finally grows curious about his future, the face plans only to tell him that what goes around, comes around. [2]
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Baron Punchausen

**Baron Punchausen** was the first clown to ever willingly become a marotte.

## Description

> landscape portrait of baron punchausen, the first clown to choose for himself the nomadic lifestyle of a marotte. his new career took him to many strange regions and gigs, most of them unheard of by clowns before or since. the baron’s luck ran out when a being beyond clownish ken (left) grabbed hold of his handle and dashed him against the rocks - a tragic though fittingly stupid end for the intrepid explorer. merchandise bearing his likeness comes pre-cursed. [2]
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Madam Chunksy

**Madam Chunksy** is a Stubtype who sells jokes.

## Description

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> Madam Chunksy, a gruff but kindly merchant who sells rare and precious jokes to rich travellers foolish enough to stop by her parlour in the Clown Capital City. her sense of smell in unparalleled, allowing her to single out wealthy customers at a hundred clownpaces. she will tell anyone who listens of her time as a bartender in a small Lunar Speakeasy (tears being banned on certain Clownmoons). she claims she saw the fabled Lunar Clown in person once, and he smelled like roast dinners and bleach, and he signed her left breast. but the ink was not permanent, and the mark is long gone. [2]
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Ponderous Q. Baby

Sonny Scroggins (left), and xer marotte, Ponderous Q. Baby (right).

**Ponderous Q. Baby** is a marotte who reportedly contributed to Sonny Scroggins's erasure from the clown timeline.

## Description

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> when we last left Sonny Scroggins, the late mayor had gotten xerself into quite a pickle, if pickling be an appropriate analogy for xer taking-on of increasingly unknowable knowings until xe sank out of history, too weighed down by ill-gotten facts to maintain a fixed position in time. the marotte in question, one Ponderous Q. Baby, may have had a hand in xer departure; their curse-and-tell biography, much anticipated by the clownpress and the Scroggins estate, has been pushed back to next quarter, after a dispute over the film rights. [2]
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* Sonny Scroggins was their last known host.
Kinder Kindling

**Kinder Kindling** is a marotte who feeds on fire.

## Description

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* She may be related to Nastier Kindling, Wetter Kindling, or Deader Kindling.
Armand Aleg

Armand Aleg (left), and Shaveand Ahaircut (right).

**Armand Aleg** is a marotte who consumes the limbs of clowns.

## Description

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> fond of deals and bargains, Armand Aleg appears before clowns who have already become aware of marottes, especially the previously-afflicted, offering them his power in exchange for an quick, easy one-off payment. jumping at the opportunity to scam a member of a species that effortlessly and extensively scams any clown that takes hold of them, most agree to Armand’s terms, only realising after the deal has been struck that the total cost of that quick, easy, one-off payment was laid out in the broker’s name. his power is middling among marottes, but easily surpasses that of one or two sold clownlimbs. [2]
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## Relationships

* He is stickmates with Shaveand Ahaircut.
* He is brothers with Shaveand Ahaircut and Honeyed Rubies.
Hector of Sconce

**Hector of Sconce** is a Jester of the Court.

## Description

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> Hector of Sconce, a sheltered nobleman, prone to fainting attacks at the sight of his own piss. despite his meek manner he has survived many attempts on his life by status seeking social climber clowns envious of his lunar estates on Clownmoon 066, perhaps through sheer luck, perhaps by a hidden streak of cunning. sometimes he longs to be free from his life of million clowndollar jewel encrusted shirtruffles and only the tallest, pointiest, most lavish conehats. to be whisked away into a world of adventure. to search for love, without worrying if he is going to be assassinated. [2]
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The Ghostmakermaker

**The Ghostmakermaker** (unofficial name) is a Wisefool and funeral director who created the legendary Ghostmakers.

## Description

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> a prestigious clown funeral director, who is notable for inventing the Ghostmakers, royal tools of execution that once put the previous Clown Emperor to death. they still wield the prototypes when business gets slow. clown funerals are complex affairs, usually involving a posthumous comedy roast, a slow and queasy brass band requiem, and occasionally some staged physical comedy with the corpse of the deceased or the lowering of the coffin into the grave. tears shed by the mourners will invariably be bottled and drunk later on in the day. the director likes to plan out the funerals of celebrities or notable political figures way in advance, and has an entire cabinet in their office to store such plans. as such, they like to keep informed on current court rivalries, assassination schedules, and the personal health of future clients. they follow the various anti-imperial movements with interest, as they feel that the (televised, no doubt) funeral of the current Clown Emperor could really make or break their career. they are credited with popularizing the symbolic gesture of burying the dead clown in a coffin. while everyone knows that the coffin and the body inside will later be dug up and recycled for parts, mourners seem to enjoy the spectacle. [2]
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Schirm

**Schirm** is a Marotte who is known for stealing other clown's heads.

## Description

> file photo of cell #29001 at the prestigious Original Preiser Penitentiary, which is considered by connoisseurs of imprisonment to be the finest of its kind. the waiting list for a stint at “Original Preiser, Original P, good old O P” (as the saying goes) includes the foremost criminal clowns of our clowntime, and even they have to wait up to a decade to get in. the 29000′s and up are reserved for truly dangerous prisoners, like the headless head-thief marotte Schirm here. her miniaturised host bequeathed his body to the clownjustice (entirely distinct from, better than, and the opposite of, regular justice) system after being diagnosed with Bastardisation; in his vacuum-sealed isolation, he dreads the day that her time is up and her parole’s begun. [2]
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## Relationships

* Schirm is wielded by a Lil Bastard of unknown identity.
Migraine

**Migraine** is an Actor who impersonates Wisefools along with her marotte, Aura.

## Description

> Migraine and Aura, a drag act consisting of a Wisefool-impersonator and her upstart marotte, respectively. the pair are currently living out an extensive art-drama piece of Migraine’s devising; she plays a self-devoted, self-taught mover and shaker of the Wisefool status quo, an act informed by the years she spent as PA to the unpredictable Yarnel the Freckled, while Aura takes the role of a secretarial marotte, a sabotaging gift from Migraine’s character’s superiors, who gradually comes to respect and then to love her host. behind the masquerade, it is Migraine who is secretly besotted with her parasitic co-star; Aura is dispassionate, as marottes tend to be, and is just hanging on ‘til someone a touch richer in delicious sequins comes along. [2]
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## Relationships

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Vanilla Dead

**Vanilla Dead** is a marotte who is notable for consuming the souls of the dead through multiple layers of the afterlife.

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Circus Animal

The **Circus Animals** are a faction of clown, well-known for their animal shapes and their suffering silence.

## Description

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## List of known Circus Animals

See Category:Circus Animals for a full list.
Gobbler the Unruly

**Gobbler the Unruly** is an Unexplainable who can predict the future; sadly, he's often too drunk on tears to make accurate predictions.

## Description

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Deadworld

When clowns die, thier clownish soul goes to a **deadworld**. Eventually, they will die there, too, moving on to another deadworld below that, and so on forever. Ghosts are channeled from here.

There are a finite number of deadworlds. Some clowns have died so many times, they cycle through all of the deadworlds, and have ended back up in the land of the living. This process has historically been extremely traumatic; such clowns are usually mute and/or monochromatic. [1] Because of this cyclic nature, it is believed that this world is also a deadworld. [2]
The Lunar Clown

**The Lunar Clown** was an Unexplainable who was the central religious figure of the Church of Tears.

## Description

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Clowncycling Plant

The **Clowncycling Plant**, (also called the **Clown Recycling Plant**), is a facility where the bodies of clowns go when they die, in order to be processed into clownmulch, a material essential for clown eggs.

## Description

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Marotte

A **Marotte** (or **marositte**) is a faction of clown and a subfaction of the Unknowables. They are well-known for being stick-based, their parasitic nature, and their diet.

## Biology

Marottes differ greatly from standard clown biology from below the neck. Instead of a body, they have a long stick, which is used for other clowns to grasp.

## Life Cycle

They begin their lives as Topperz, growing into Popperz, and then choosing their diet as Dobberz.

## Relationships

Most marottes have a wielder, a clown who they take something from in exchange for some sort of power.
The Clown Who Appears To Foretell The Death Of The Clown Emperor

**The Clown Who Appears To Foretell The Death Of The Clown Emperor** is a clown who appears on the day the Clown Emperor dies.

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Shortlass

**Shortlass** (unofficial name) is a Stubtype who is famous for their comedy.

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5. Ina.fr Malheuresement il faut s'abonner pour les longs contenus mais parfait pour faire un exposé de classe ou une présentation gratuitement.
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Le mécanisme de mytf1 pour lire la vidéo est pourrie,3 choses:

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2-Actualiser la page(presque aucun gain)

3-vous pouvez lire la vidéo sur votre box free autre voir ci-dessous pourquoi sfr ou fermer des fenêtres pour libérer du ***Processeur*** article bientôt créé

## My tf1 sur Sfr Fibre?Non!

Pas possible car mytf1 a banni sfr pour une durée Indeterminnée,et n'est pas accessible mais il ya parfois des bugs sur les boxs free.
The Liars

**The Liars** are two marotte twins who consume the ability of clowns to say certain things.

## Description

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2 sites de vidéos a la demande SVOD et 4 sites ou trouver une vidéo pour se distraire gratuitement pour les parents et les enfants.

## Introduction et résumé dans ce sommaire

Ce site va vous permmettre de faire du streaming gratuit/payant et légal.Cet article n'est aucunement de la publicitée.

## Sites Payants

Netflix

Ce site contient beaucoup de vidéos,comme walking dead(pas pour les enfants avant au moins 18ans!!!)

et il contient aussi *Scorpion Garfield 2* et ainsi que *ma baby sitter est un vampire*.

Parcontre il requiére un abonnement d'un prix actuellement minimal de 7€99Cent minimum a la date du 1/10/2017(création de cet article)

OCS

Ce service je ne l'ai pas tésté pas comme netflix mais Justwatch peut vous donner un indicatif.

En tout cas je vous recommande netflix.

## Svcs Gratuit

Gulli.fr contient des vidéos pour les enfants et la famille parfois(peut ne pas fonctionner pour tout les porgrammes) environ 3 Episodes +la bande annonce.Par exemple;SheZow ou Chica vampiro peut-Etre disponible(c'est surtout pour les enfants)

youtube.fr contiendras des vidéos gratuitement et légalement mise en ligne(bande annonces tutos vidéos,et autres vidéos et Eventuellement des vidéos mise en ligne par des chaines et autres.

mais !Attention!!! des vidéos Illégales y sont mis tout les jours!des déssins animés séries et film sont mis et retirés tt le temps.si vous y mettez des vidéos avec des droits d'auteurs vous risquez la PRISON

Daylimotion.fr(pareil que youtube mais moteur de recherche doublement pourris.)

4 6play.fr contient les vidéos diffusés récemment sur m6 et autres chaînes du groupe m6 comme scorpion en 10 2017 Peu contenir des rediffs