Cattlelog Speedchat Phrases

The following is a list of SpeedChat phrases that can be purchased from the Cattlelog.

## Regular Phrases

### Basic Phrases (100 JB)

* Act your age!
* After a while, crocodile.
* All aboard!
* Am I glad to see you!
* Anything goes.
* Anything you say.
* Aren't you a sight!
* Are we there yet?
* Are you kidding me?
* Are you talking to me?
* Are you trying to sweet talk me?
* Aww, shucks.
* Been keeping out of trouble?
* Be my guest.
* Best of three?
* Better late than never!
* Bleh.
* Bravo!
* But of course!
* But seriously, folks...
* But, why?
* Can I help you?
* Care to join us?
* Catch me if you can!
* Catch you later!
* Cat got your tongue?
* Changed your mind?
* Check, please.
* Chill out!
* Close enough.
* Cool bananas!
* Cogs drool!
* Come and get it!
* Come at me, bro!
* Count me in.
* Count me out.
* Curiosity killed the cat.
* Dear me!
* Delighted to make your acquaintance.
* Did you see that?
* Don't ask.
* Don't be a hero.
* Don't be a sucker!
* Don't be a turkey.
* Don't be like that, now.
* Don't be too sure.
* Don't chicken out!
* Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
* Don't even think about it!
* Don't give up the ship!
* Don't have a cow!
* Don't hold your breath.
* Don't mind if I do.
* Don't mind me.
* Don't sweat it!
* Don't worry.
* Don't you know it!
* Draw!!!
* Easy as pie!
* Easy does it.
* Easy for you to say.
* Eh, that works.
* Enough is enough!
* Eureka!
* Excellent!
* Excuse me!
* Fancy meeting you here!
* Fancy that!
* Feeling lucky?
* For crying out loud!
* Forget about it!
* Giddyup!
* Give me a break.
* Glad to hear it.
* Go!
* Go for it!
* Going my way?
* Good for you!
* Good grief.
* Good job!
* Good to see you!
* Got gags?
* Gotcha!
* Got to hit the road.
* Got to get moving.
* Grrrr!
* Hang in there.
* Hang on a second.
* Happy birthday!
* Happy trails!
* Have a ball!
* Have a good one!
* Have fun!
* Haven't got all day!
* Heads up!
* Hear, hear!
* Hear no evil.
* Here it is!
* Here we go again.
* Hey, hey, hey!
* Hmm.
* Hold on to something!
* Hold your horses!
* Hot Diggity Dog!
* Horsefeathers!
* How about that!
* How did this happen?
* How do you like that?
* Howdy, partner!
* I believe so.
* I can't hit the broad side of a barn.
* I can't imagine why.
* I don't believe this!
* I don't care.
* I don't know about this!
* I don't think that's a good idea.
* I doubt it.
* I feel like a kid in a candy store.
* I feel great!
* I got it!
* I got this.
* I heard that!
* I love it!
* Imagine that!
* I need to go soon.
* I need to see a Toon.
* I owe you one.
* I read you loud and clear.
* I reckon so.
* I think not.
* I think so.
* I think you should pass.
* I vote no.
* I vote yes.
* I want candy!
* I wish I'd said that.
* I wish I'd thought of that.
* I wouldn't if I were you.
* I'd be happy to!
* I'd rather not.
* If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
* I'll be back in a minute.
* I'll get back to you.
* I'll get this one.
* I'm all ears.
* I'm back for round two!
* I'm back in the saddle again!
* I'm bored.
* I'm busy.
* I'm fixing to.
* I'm going bananas!
* I'm helping my friend.
* I'm here all week.
* I'm hungry.
* I'm just monkeying with you.
* I'm not kidding!
* I'm ready!
* I'm serious!
* I'm sleepy.
* I'm speechless.
* In the nick of time...
* It's a jungle out there.
* It's mine!
* It's not over 'til it's over.
* I've got a sweet tooth.
* I've got monkeys on the brain.
* Jellybeans don't grow on trees!
* Jump!
* Just my luck.
* Just thinking out loud.
* Just what the doctor ordered.
* Keep in touch.
* Keep smiling.
* Keep your eye on the doughnut not the hole.
* Knock knock...
* Let me know!
* Let's get into the swing of things!
* Let's get out of here!
* Let's get this party started!
* Let's go this way!
* Let's keep it short and sweet.
* Let's make like a banana and split.
* Let's make like a tree and leave.
* Let's not sugar coat it.
* Let's ride!
* Let's skedaddle!
* Like water for chocolate.
* Likewise, I'm sure.
* Look alive!
* Look what the cat dragged in.
* Lovely weather for ducks!
* Make it snappy!
* Make yourself at home!
* Maybe some other time.
* Mind if I join you?
* Monkey see, monkey do.
* Much obliged.
* My, how time flies.
* Naturally!
* Nice place you have here.
* Nice talking to you.
* No comment.
* No doubt about it.
* No kidding!
* No worries!
* Not by a long shot.
* Not quite.
* Now you're talking!
* Of all the nerve!
* Oh, come on.
* Oh, my!
* Oh, that is nasty.
* Oh, well.
* Okay by me.
* Ouch, that really smarts!
* Pickins is mighty slim around here.
* Please!
* Pleased to meet you.
* Please, take it.
* Precisely!
* Quit horsing around!
* Quit monkeying around!
* Rake 'em in.
* Reach for the sky.
* Ready?
* Right as rain.
* Righto.
* Right on!
* Right this way!
* Round up the usual suspects.
* Saddle up!
* Say cheese!
* Say what?
* See no evil.
* See you later, alligator.
* See you next time.
* See you tomorrow.
* Seriously?!
* Set!
* Shake your tail feathers!
* Slow and steady wins the race.
* Sounds good to me.
* Speak no evil.
* Stand back, this could be dangerous.
* Stay here, I'll be back.
* Sugar and spice and everything nice.
* Sure thing.
* Ta-ta for now!
* Tah-dah!
* Take it easy.
* Take a load off.
* Thank you, I'll be here all week.
* Thanks a million.
* Thanks, but no thanks.
* That really throws a monkey-wrench in things.
* That rules!
* That sounds like monkey business.
* That stinks!
* That takes the cake!
* That was a close call!
* That was exciting!
* That was quick!
* That'll learn ya!
* That's a sight for sore eyes!
* That's funny.
* That's gotta hurt.
* That's more like it.
* That's not supposed to be there.
* That's the stuff!
* That's the way the cookie crumbles.
* That's the way to do it.
* That's what I'm talking about!
* They made a monkey out of you.
* They're cheaper by the dozen.
* This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
* This is where I ride off into the sunset...
* This place is swinging!
* This way, everybody!
* This whole affair has me up a tree.
* Time for me to the hit the hay.
* Toodles.
* Toodleloo.
* Toonerrific!
* Toons of the world, unite!
* Toons rule!
* Totally!
* Touchdown!
* Trust me!
* Tut-tut.
* Uncanny.
* Until next time.
* Valid!
* Wait up!
* Watch out!
* Way to go!
* We all scream for ice cream!
* We'll play by ear.
* Well, don't that take all.
* Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
* Well isn't that special!
* Well shiver me timbers!
* Well, that was awkward.
* What brings you here?
* What in the world?
* What was that?
* What up?
* Whatever!
* What happened?
* What in Sam Hill's goin on here?
* What in tarnation?
* What now?
* What's cooking?
* What's new?
* What's that smell?
* What's with the monkey suit?
* What's wrong?
* Whew!
* Who's going to be monkey in the middle?
* Who's there?
* Why not?
* Works for me.
* Wowza!
* Y'all come back now.
* Yar-har, fiddle-dee-dee!
* Yeah, baby!
* Yeah, right!
* Yes sirree.
* You are stylin'!
* You are what you eat!
* You betcha.
* You can't have your cake and eat it too.
* You do the math.
* You first.
* You got a bee in your bonnet?
* You leaving so soon?
* You make me laugh!
* You need more Laff points.
* You need to heal first.
* You snooze, you lose.
* You take left.
* You take right.
* You take the middle.
* You wish!
* You won!
* You're a sitting duck.
* You're in the dog house now!
* You're going down!
* You're one tough cookie!
* You're outta here!
* You're the top banana.
* You're toast!
* You're too much!
* You've got to be kidding...

### Gag Track Specific Phrases (150 JB)

Toons need to unlock that specific Gag track before they can buy these phrases.

#### Toon-Up

* Just for laughs!
* Medic's here!
* Need an apothecary?
* This is a laughing matter.
* This'll fix you up!

#### Trap

* And we have liftoff!
* I'm TNT, you're dynamite!
* Mind your step!
* See you next fall!
* That was trippy.
* They'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
* We're an explosive combination!

#### Lure

* Here, birdie birdie...
* I suppose I'm quite... attractive.
* I'd say I'm pretty alluring.
* I'm quite the draw.
* I've got quite the magnetic personality.
* Like flies to honey.
* That's right, take the money.

#### Sound

* Can you hear me now?
* Cover your ears!
* Music to my ears.
* Save all applause for the end of the performance.
* We're turning this up to eleven!

#### Bonk

* And it's one, two, three strikes, you're OUT!
* Batter up!
* Fifteen-love!
* It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing!
* It's a hard knock life... for you!
* Knockout!
* Match point!
* Take me out to the ball game!
* That's what I call a backhanded compliment!

#### Squirt

* And today's weather will be wet all day.
* Get set for wet weather!
* Here, let's wash that down.
* I hope you brought your umbrella.
* Looks like that plan wasn't watertight.
* Refreshing!
* Time for a swim!
* You're in the splash zone!

#### Throw

* And it's gluten free!
* Anyone hungry?
* Freshly baked this morning!
* Hungry for more?
* I'll throw in a second one absolutely free!
* Let them eat cake!
* Let the pie fly!
* Special delivery!
* That was half-baked.
* That's the icing on the cake.
* The cake... is a lie.
* You CAN have your cake and eat it.

#### Drop

* Don't look up, now.
* Drop Gags keep falling on your head!
* Duck!
* Huh. So Newton was right.
* Look out for falling objects!
* Mind your head!
* What goes up must come down.
* You're gonna need a bigger boat.

### Rare Phrases (200 JB)

* A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
* Ain't nobody got time for that.
* All women are queens!
* And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
* Bah, humbug.
* Bazinga!
* Boy, I say, boy...
* Can we get an F in the chat?
* Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
* D'oh!
* Did you just...?
* Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!
* Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...
* Do a barrel roll!
* Eat my shorts!
* Finish him!
* Frankly, my dear, I don't give a darn.
* Go ahead, make my day!
* Gottem'!
* Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and brother, I hurt Cogs.
* Groovy, baby!
* Hakuna matata.
* Haters gonna hate.
* Here's looking at you, kid.
* Hey diddly-ho!
* Hey! Listen!
* How could you miss, he was three feet in front of you!
* How you doin'?
* I am a black belt in gift wrapping.
* I am shooketh.
* I am the king of the nerds!
* I am the king of the world!
* I can show you the world!
* I didn’t get no sleep cuz of y’all!
* I don't like sand. It's coarse and it gets everywhere.
* I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs.
* I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!
* I literally can't even right now.
* I never asked for this.
* I never look back, darling. It distracts me from the now.
* I said, good day, sir!
* I see dead people.
* I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
* I wish I could, but I don't want to.
* 'Ight, I'm a head out.
* I'll give them an offer they can't refuse.
* I'll have what she's having.
* I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out homies.
* I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
* I'm walking here!
* I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
* It ain't much, but it's honest work.
* It do be like that sometimes.
* It is what it is.
* It is Wednesday, my dudes!
* It tastes like feet!
* It's a surprise tool that will help us later.
* It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!
* It’s time to kick butt and chew bubble gum.
* Jinkies!
* Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.
* Leeeeeeroyyyyy Jenkins!
* May the force be with you.
* Me gusta.
* Miss me with that!
* No doubt, no doubt.
* Oh, behave!
* Oh, bother.
* Oh, sugar honey iced tea.
* Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
* Oh? You're approaching me?
* One does not simply walk into a Cog Boss.
* Pivot!
* Praise the sun!
* Show me the money!
* Shut up and take my money!
* Stay awhile and listen.
* Stop the cap!
* Thank you, come again.
* That escalated quickly.
* That's all, folks!
* That's so fetch.
* The stuff that dreams are made of.
* This is going to be legen- wait for it- dary.
* This is the perfect time to panic!
* This is truly the GOAT.
* This town isn't big enough for the two of us!
* To infinity and beyond!
* Wait. That's illegal.
* War... war never changes.
* Welcome... to die!
* We were on a break!
* Well, nobody's perfect.
* Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
* Well yes, but actually no.
* What are those?!
* What can I say except delete this?
* What can I say except you're welcome?
* What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
* What's up, doc?
* Why do the worst things always happen to the best people?
* Why so serious?
* Why you always lyin’?
* Would you kindly?
* Wryyyyyyyyy!!!
* Yeet!
* Yesn't.
* You dare speak to me in that tone of voice, boy?
* You didn't see that.
* You don't say?
* You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
* You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
* You what, mate?
* You're despicable.
* You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you!
* You’re under arrest for ruining something perfect!
* Zoinks!