Spamton

> I'D NOT PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A TUNA CASSEROLE!
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> Spamton

Spamton is an entity deriving from rather confusing origin, plaguing The Alphaverse with his common antics and plays.

## Biography

The Event of Digipixums initially did nothing to everyone in The Terumverse. Nobody noticed, or even cared. The Event of Digipixums was an event in which The Mainframe had registered every single bit of matter in The Alphaverse as bits of "code" named Digipixums. While this had no effect on the matter itself, it had registered everything as its own category of matter. Organic plant cells, organic animal cells, elements, etc. One of the things was also mental matter. While matter itself is a thing that differs depending on thought due to how the natural animal brain is made out of matter, thoughts themselves are not composed of matter. So, registering a non-physical thing as something implanted into the realm of physics had some...impacts.

Spamton was made from the culmination of all involuntary thought. Instinct, confusion, shock, and all the more. Forced into existence unwillingly by the thoughts of others, Spamton wasn't exactly...stable. His mind was very garbled, and it resulted in his existence being as broken and confusing as it is at the present. His motives are unknown, though he seems to have some affiliation with a higher force.

## Profile

### Statistics

**Vessel Durability: 4**

**Vessel Stamina: 6**

**Soul Durability: 3**

**Soul Efficiency: 3**

**Authority: 5**

**Magic Repository: 1,250,000Mn**

### Personality

Spamton is erratic, concerning and overall very peculiar. He always speaks in a voice with low compression, though still remains loud with no senses of silencing himself. Spamton is similar in voice to what you'd expect, given that he is...well, Spamton. His tone resembles that of an old marketing advert character, having hints of malware installing text-to-speech bots in his erratic vocal patterns as well. Spamton loves to be extraordinarily random, though not to the point of annoyance. He hates boring copies of things, so tends to try and stay as unique as possible.

Spamton is actually very friendly, though it's rather hard to tell through his aggressively outgoing mood. He is very prone to speak about very random things, and has the attention span of a boiled potato. He has extremely good memory, remembering things from as far as 1,200 years ago. Spamton has massive mood swings, though all of his mood swings differ from variations of joy: romantic joy, manic joy, materialistic joy and other forms of joy.

Behind the salesman attitude, Spamton showcases a feeling of hopelessness inside of himself. He doesn't want to be freed, but he wants to be safe. He always feels like at any moment he could die and lose everything, and that seems to be the fuel for his erratic personality. With no telling of what may happen in the future, all he can do is play around to stay happy.

## Abilities

### The Tophat

Spamton has a very strange tophat that's basically always on his head, never retreating. Wind itself cannot blow the tophat from his head, and can only be removed through the force of a physical vessel. The centre of the Tophat is a wormhole that expels out miniature, floating mini-Spamtons that he named "Spamton Jr." These little Spamtons have wings, and tend to carry physical incarnations of viruses that, when dropped, has an AOE of around 5m that then gives an applied disease.

### Spamtone

Spamton's voice is something very peculiar. At times, when ecstatic enough, he may replace certain words with things that are similar to the word in queston. Whenever laughing, his "ha" always has the exact same tone, tempo and pitch as the last. Alongside this, he always speaks in uppercase. It's...strange. He can also turn his words into physical objects.

#### Big Shot

Whenever Spamton says the word Big Shot, there is a high chance that he'll begin to stutter and repeat the word, eventually saying "Now Get Shot" and forcefully pulling out a black revolver similar to a Colt. 45, having a green tip and trigger. He instantly fires it 1.25 seconds after whipping it out in a very comical way, yet the bullet itself just heals, rather than injuring.

### The Caller

Spamton always has the ability to generate a black telephone without any chords or boxes attached to it, which he can use for two purposes. The first purpose is for telepathic connection, allowing for him to speak to people mentally anywhere through the phone, whether they want him to or not. He can also telepathically be told their thoughts in a way that allows for him to comprehend the unorthodox manner of thought beings have. The secondary purpose is for truthful thoughts, in ways. He is able to connect to a being, ask a yes-no question and get a response from the phone in their voice, always accurate to the truth. This is only set to the knowledge of the being themselves, so he cannot have a form of virtual omniscience from this.

### Strings of The Captive

Spamton can eject yellow strings from his fingertips, extending up to 2km in length. These strings are able to carry anything below 300,000 tons, gripping onto them and carrying them with mild struggle. The heaver an object is, the more weight is applied into his arms. Whenever these strings are near a soul, they evacuate from Spamton's control and go for the soul. If it reaches the soul, it will "purify" the soul. The purification method goes as follows: The strings impale the soul, and slowly begin to extract it of its trait. It then modifies the trait by taking Spamton's mental process and warping it into the soul trait itself. It then re-injects the soul, making the victim begin to suffer from the same mental mania that Spamton suffers from.

### Spamtongs

Spamton has two tongs that have yellow handles, that have one single purpose. Whenever he pinches an object with the Spamtongs, the weight of it completely goes null and it loses all gravitational pull. He then is able to hold it with ease, though still may have some issues due to how the mass is still prominent, possibly giving it the opportunity to move him out of the atmosphere if he isn't careful.

### Pick Pocket

Spamton is able to move literally anything into his pocket to take it out at another point. He can carry as much things as he wants in the pocket, and it's possible that there's a whole pocket dimension inside of there. He tends to do the most random stuff with this, and always is sure to carry an extra Instant Noodles carton, alongside an entire kitchen. He has lots of kitchens.

### Glitch Movement

Spamton can do some very strange things with his body. He is capable of becoming bouncy and boinging around like a ball, but can also become as stiff as a pole. He can move very erratically and unnaturally, from bone-breaking movements to twitchy fly-mid-air poses. He can also vanish and reappear numerous times to replicate the gaming effect of invincibility frames being active.

### Body Manipulation

Spamton can manipulate his own body to do peculiar actions with it. He can grow his head and rapidly chomp down on various surfaces, he can extend his hand to shake someone's hand from 30m away, he can pretty much do anything with his body.

## Weaknesses

Spamton has a tendency to get too erratic in battle, stopping his attacks just to do some other random thing with his horrid attention span. He can also be an easy foe if you distract him. His strings can be nullified by acting like him, as the strings do not have any mental connection to souls.

## Trivia

* Spamton isn't connected to any Alternate Universe. He's interesting.