ShitCraft V

ShitCraft V

### Location

Europe, Mediterranean, Middle East, Arabian Sea, Himalayas, East Asia, Pacific, Oceania, South East Asia, Indian Ocean, Bay of Bengal, Africa, North and South New World

### Result

* Balance Pact achieving hemisphere hegemony
* 7th Heaven gaining access to the Medditeranean but became isolated
* Lizard Kingdom gaining the entirety of the Indian subcontinent
* Lizard Kingdom falling under Ninjago's sphere of influence
* Nigeru gaining the entirety of Australia and becoming the largest nation in ShitCraft
* Myjohanian Union gaining territory in Hellas and making the Black Sea into a Myjohanian lake
* Segregated States of Sigmarica flexed its arms and showed itself to be gigachad but lost Epstien Island

                         Participants

### List of participants

Balance Pact:* Ninjago
* Myjohanian Union

Other:

* Hellas
* Nigeru
* Sigmarica
* Sealand
* 7th Heaven
* Lizard Kingdom
* Norrland
* Kinarael

            Commanders and leaders

### List of commanders and leaders

*See also: World Leaders of ShitCraft V*
Balance Pact:

* Kareastīkuru
* Clouse
* Myohani
* Gallus

Other:

* CrownVortex
* Arenchao
* MrKossa
* Tomzee
* Khamael
* RobioCraft
* SpeedingRed
* KubaSamu

**ShitCraft V**, officially **Shitcraft V**, often abbreviated as **SCV** or **SC5**, was a cubal event that lasted from June 2021 to October 2021. It involved the vast majority of ShitCraft's countries—including all of the great powers. Although less bloody than ShitCraft IV, ShitCraft V is recognized for having the most armed conflicts in ShitCraft's history and the most tense situation between the largest powers. Millions of people died due to genocides, massacres, starvation or diseases. Millions other were relocated and borders were extentially redrawn.

ShitCraft V is generally considered to have begun when Ninjago, under Kareastikuru, and the Myjohanian Union, under Gallus, defeated the United Nations and established the League of Nations. Under the Balance Pact, Ninjago and the Myjohanian Union had marked out their "spheres of influence" across Eurasia-Pacific and established protectorates in Arvidland and Raukirland respectively. The 7th Heaven, lead by Khamael, who had recently taken over Orochi, had quit its self-isolation to reach its plans in Europe. The Myjohanian Union was the first country to initiate expansion, by declaring war on the Kingdom of Hellas. From late June to early October, in a series of campaigns and treaties, Myjohania had established itself as the most dominant country in Europe. Likewise, Ninjago, with help from Nigeru, had established reign in East Asia, South East Asia, the Pacific and in the New World. 7th Heaven fluctuated in its aggression towards foreign powers and rarely expanded outwards, but had established colonial rule in the Middle East. However, 7th Heaven is mostly known for its treatment to its civilian peoples and committed genocide towards primarily Orochs during ShitCraft V. Segregated States of Sigmarica became the first country with substantial power in Africa and was ranked the fastest growing country in infrastructure. Lizard Kingdom managed by surprise to keep up with the great powers, managing to establish rule in South Asia, contested by Ninjago and 7th Heaven. Later on however, Lizard Kingdom went under Ninjago's sphere of influence, but managed to beat 7th Heaven in a war together with its new allies in the Greater Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere.

## Background

Before ShitCraft V, ShitCraft was largely controlled by the United Nations (UN), which had a mission to deradicalize the nations of ShitCraft. The extremist ideologies of Vaushism and Ninjagoism were therefore banned, and millions were imprisoned, exiled or killed. This resulted in the former great enemies of the Johanian Republic and Ninjago to work together through the Anti-UN Pact to disestablish the UN. The end result was a Anti-UN Pact victory and the League of Nations (LON) was established as UN's replacement. Newly formed countries joined the LON, including the Myjohanian Union, Second Ninjagoan Empire, Empire of Nigeru, 7th Heaven, Lizard Kingdom, Segregated States of Sigmarica, Norrland, Kingdom of Hellas and other smaller nations. Meanwhile the Ninjagoans and the Vaushists was fighting the UN, 7th Heaven had established power in Orochi, and slaughtered 99% of the Oroch population, leaving the 7th Heaven controlled region almost empty of inhabitants. 7th Heaven's presence and ruthlessness in Asia opened up for a broader Asiatic co-operation which partially cleared Ninjago's name from the controversial Kurenjingu.

### Myjohanian Union

*See also: Myjohanian Union, Vaushist State*

During ShitCraft IV, the Johanian Republic became the largest country in ShitCraft, covering almost all of Europe, Africa and the New World, motivating its growth to be a democratic power to rival the Axis. At the end of the rule of the UN, the former Johanian states of Juliengrad, Taipei, Westcoastistan, St. John and Odessa, as well as the Myohanian states, combined to create the Myjohanian Union. Still having satellites all ablock the cube, the greater union had become much smaller than its predecessor, but immediately started expanding after its formation, starting with invading Hellas. The Myjohanian Union had similar motives to the Johanian Republic, however, under a different kind of socialist rule, which was compromised in the Menshev Compromise. Its expansion was limited however, as the League of Nations prohibited quick expansion, as well as several treaties that separated Ninjago's and Myjohania's spheres of influence. Many theories exist trying to explain as to why Myjohania started expanding. Firstly, many believe Myjohania wanted to become the dominant western power once more, seeing as they established rule in strategic ports. Secondly, the reunification of former important Johanian and Myohanian locations, or third, the complex of becoming small after recently being the largest nation.

### Ninjago

*See also: Ninjago, National Government of Ninjago, United Nations Military Administration of Ninjago*

During ShitCraft IV, Ninjago competed with Johania to become the largest empire and to reunite the *motto heya*. Ninjago established rule in Asia, Oceania, the Pacific, the New World and Africa, however, almost all of it was lost after Ninjago was defeated in its first war with the UN, where Ninjago was split between Johania and Orochi (later handed back over to the UN). Having most of its former leaders dead (or pressumed dead), Ninjago struggled to keep its old ways as outside pressure and law forced Ninjago to become more liberal. This changed however, when ShitCraft as a whole became more negative towards the UN, letting some laws pass in Ninjago and making it safe for war criminals to return to the nation. After Jay Gordon and Kareastikuru returned, Ninjago accelerated into Meta-Ninjagoism, with new ideas for *motto heya* conquest. After the National Government of Ninjago won against the UN in a war Ninjago established power over the country as the Second Empire of Great Ninjago. Unlike the Empire of Ninjago, it became much more foreign friendly, eventhough being self-described as "anti-everyone-else-loving". Unlike in ShitCraft IV, Ninjago did not commit another genocide and also even aided various nations, such as the Myjohanian Union or Orochi and Tibet, who had suffered under the 7th Heaven. However, Ninjago was also responsible for relocating millions of Gulandians and Indogulandians to the west of Ninjago or to the Myjohanian Union.

#### Nigeru

*See also: Nigeru, Dependency of Australia*

Nigeru, although considered by the LON as a sovereign nation, was closely tied to Ninjago throughout ShitCraft V, as it historically was being part Ninjago in ShitCraft IV. Under joint Ninjago-Nigeru talks, Nigeru was given the mission to gain all of the South, including Oceania and South Asia. However, due to the unexpected rise of Lizard Kingdom, many of Arenchao's claims were contested. Nigeru later became the largest nation in ShitCraft, after claiming all of the Australian continent.

### 7th Heaven

*See also: 7th Heaven, Khamael, Chronicles of Orochi's Downfall*

Unlike the Empire of Ninjago or the Johanian Republic, Orochi was mostly in tact after the UN made intergovernmental changes, even though Orochi was listed as an extremist nation. Just before ShitCraft V had started, Khamael, the self-described Archangel of war and justice and leader of 7th Heaven, had entered the Orochi border and went on a killing spree. The leadership of Orochi retaliated with using the infamous Moon Laser, which failed to destroy the 7th Heaven, resulting in a 7th Heaven victory. The next weeks consisted of the 7th Heaven genocide on the Orochs, and consolidation of power in the Tibetan mountain range, South Ornata and central Australia. When ShitCraft V started, 7th Heaven made several claims towards the west, mainly towards Europe through the Middle-East.

## Organizations, alliances and treaties

### Balance Pact

*See also: Balance Pact*

In the Balance Pact, the Myjohanian Union lost some territory, in exchange for peace and military alliance with Ninjago. The Yangtze Leased territory was given to Ninjago, which formerly was controlled by Johanian Taipei, and before it by Orochi. Formosa, which was mainly independent during the UN rule, sided with Ninjago and Johania in the conflict against the UN, and became a condominum between Ninjago, Myjohania and Formosa as the International Province of Formosa. This gave Ninjago access to Formosa for the first time in centuries and Ninjago took the oppurtunity to construct Way of the Ninja shrines for the Ninjagoan or Taihokuan inhabitans.

Later on in ShitCraft, the Epstein Island also became a condominium between Ninjago and Myjohania as well, however, under formal controll by the Myjohanian Union.

### Greater Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere

*Full article: Greater Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere*

The Greater Pacfic Co-Prosperity Sphere was the result of the imperialistic expansion doctrine of the Meta-Ninjagoism ideology, which revisioned the idea of non-Ninjagoan inferiority, ranking all Asia-Pacific indigenous races close to Ninjagoans in various levels. Instead of the previous approach of conquering and removing the local peoples like in ShitCraft IV, Ninjago attempted to subjugate the local people into becoming military and economic allies. This was tried to a limited capacity in ShitCraft IV, with the honorary Ninjagoan status of New Wordians and the Malagasy, which largely worked in Ninjago's favor.

Through this idea, Ninjago gained influence in the entire Asia-Pacifc region, including the Lizard Kingdom to a limited degree.

## Wars and conflicts

*See also: List of battles in recorded history*

### Myjohano-Hellas War

*See also: Myjohano-Hellas War*

When Hellas joined the League of Nations, its proposed territory was recognised by the LON council, giving Hellas access to the Black Sea. This was contested by the Myjohanian Union, which had built a railway to Anatolia. This resulted in the declaration of war, which only ended near the end of ShitCraft. The Myjohanian Union established rule on the east coast of the Black Sea, and later on gained land in Athens.

### 7th Heaven-Sigmarica conflict

During mid-June 2021, 7th Heaven and Sigmarica had established what many considered a *de facto* alliance between the two. They established an equal-shared joint-controlled mega-wither farm in the Nether. However, disagreements soon arose between the two as they disputed the ownership over the farm. Sigmarica annexed parts of it, while 7th Heaven annexed the remaining sections. Sigmarica, asserting itself as the rightful owner of the farm, took resources from 7th Heaven's storages.

On 1 July 2021, the 7th Heaven issued a demand to the S.S.S, which involved giving back the beacon and iron reasources S.S.S. had taken. Sigmarica rejected the proposal and ignored the demand. 7th declared war the following day, and updated the demands, including territorial claims in the Nether Dimension. The battle was an astounding victory to the 7th Heaven. This war was met with some critique, as it never officially ended and the two nations continually held good relations, working together to jointly establish factories and farms. Other leaders of ShitCraft has commented it being a war for show "to display 7th Heaven power" or to be used as an excuse by 7th Heaven, which continually claimed to have no allies. Furthermore, it was official only one soldier per country showed up, and there were no casualties.

### The Great Objectioning

*See also: Great Objectioning*

The Great Objectioning was a large non-armed conflict focused in South East Asia and involved Ninjago, Nigeru, Lizard Kingdom and the 7th Heaven over territorial claims. During the conflict, countries opposed other nations claims, used counter-claiming tactics and threatened eachother with war. The Great Objectioning resulted in Ninjago and later Nigeru to declare war on Lizard Kingdom and 7th Heaven, as well as 7th Heaven declaring war on Lizard Kingdom. Tens of territorial claims were disputed and countries started to forget which claims they had claimed as the number of territorial disputes increased. Ninjago, Lizard Kingdom and 7th Heaven wanted to gain territorial claims on the Indian subcontinent and Nigeru and Lizard Kingdom wanted to get the Nusa Tenggara and Maluku islands. In the center of it all was the growing nation of Lizard Kingdom who was at conflict with everyone at the same time, but came out mostly victorious, as it won the most territorial disputes at the cost of joining Ninjago's Greater Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere.

#### Ninja-Lizardasian disputes

Ninjagoan and Lizardasian disputes during ShitCraft IV mainly centered around the Indian subcontinent and Indoguland. Ninjago wanted to regain its former colony in South India with plans to form an Indian puppet state to the north, and connect it to the rest of the empire via Bengal and Indochugoku. Lizard Kingdom however, wanted to expand its size before the bigger powers entered the region. Lizard Kingdom also had a drive to enter Guland, as Lizardasian and Gulandian cultures are closely related. Ninjago blocked this entry into Guland for the vast majority of time of ShitCraft V, but had to open Lizard Kingdom's path at the end by the terms of the peace deal.

In early ShitCraft V, Ninjago and Lizard Kingdom disputed Malaysia and Singapore. Ninjago claimed this region first, contested by Lizard Kingdom for its close proximity, and won it by threatening a declaration of war. Lizard Kingdom instead chose to trade the rights to the area by an economic deal and a defense treaty. The defense treaty ended during the Great Objectioning, as Ninjago and Lizard Kingdom once again made territorial disputes, which by the defense treaty would be declared null and void.

#### Battle of the Riau islands and Billiton

After the Ninjagoan declaration of war upon Lizard Kingdom, Ninjago entered the islands south of Shonanto known as the Riau islands, as well as the larger island parallel to Sumatra and Borneo, known as the Billiton island. While these territories were little of significance to Ninjago, this conflict was mainly to showcase Ninjago's military dominance in attempt to make Lizard Kingdom drop its other claims. Instead, Lizard Kingdom became more vigilant to protect them.

#### Nigeru's role in the Ninja-Lizardasian War

Despite Ninjago and Lizard Kingdom being in active war, and the Lizard Kingdom having territorial disputes with Nigeru, the two nations had good relations. Lizard Kingdom heavily favored good relations with Nigeru as it gained many resources and wealth by using Nigeruan factories and farms. Ninjago's leadership noticed this and pushed Nigeru to side with Ninjago in the war towards Lizard Kingdom. Nigeru accepted Ninjago's proposal and declared war on the Lizard Kingdom. Lizard Kingdom shortly thereafter accepted Ninjagoan peace terms and joined the Greater Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere.

#### Ninjago and Lizard Kingdom peace treaty

The terms of the peace treaty was that Lizard Kingdom would obtain all territories Ninjago and Nigeru disputed, in exchange of joining the Greater Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere. However, it is also written in the peace agreement that if Lizard Kingdom chooses to quit the sphere, all former disputes will become *terra nullius* once more. This deal gave Lizard Kingdom access to the Andaman, Nusa Tenggara and Maluku islands and Myanmar and Gulandian claims. However, the islands Ninjago captured during the war was never returned following the peace treaty.

### Nigeru and Ninjago War against 7th Heaven

*See also: Nigeru and Ninjago War against 7th Heaven*

### 7th Heaven conflict with Hellas

#### Lizard-Heaven disputes

Since Lizard Kingdom entered the Indian subcontinent and approached closer to the 7th Heaven, conflicts over territorial rights arose.

## Ending

Near the ending of ShitCraft V, 7th Heaven had just been defeated in a war against Lizard Kingdom, mainly due to Khamael's policy of having no allies, making the combined force of the Lizardasian, Nigeruan and Ninjagoan forces overwhelming. Shortly thereafter, a LON meeting was held, where the God Hand expressed their issues regarding the law of war. New plans to change the war laws was put into consideration, however, for the time being, 7th Heaven's self isolation after the loss, stabilized ShitCraft. However, after the LON meeting, it was announced that the Ninjagoan Emperor Kareastikuru, after ruling two Ninjagoan Empires, had passed away. Being the strongest link between the Myjohanian Union and Ninjago, his death gave rise to new anti-Johanian sentiments. Regent Clouse had publicly stated that Kareastikuru had been poisoned, which he blamed on the Myjohanian Union and which he threatened with war. This effectively turned into a cold war situation as the good relations dropped, potentially leading into ShitCraft VI.

## Aftermath

### Territorial changes

The effects of ShitCraft V, left ShitCraft at large in three spheres. The Myjohanian sphere, where the Myjohanian Union is the hegemon of the Atlantic, Europe, West Asia and Northern Africa, consisting of Myohania, Johania, Hellas, Raukirland and Norrland. The 7th Heaven sphere, where the 7th Heaven is the hegemon over mainly Central Asia and the Himalayan mountain ranges and Eastern Arabia as well as the horn of Africa, if Sigmarica can be counted as a Heavenian puppet. The third and last sphere, the Ninjagoan sphere, where Ninjago is the hegemon of East and Southern Asia and the Pacific, consisting of the Greater Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere, where Nigeru and Lizard Kingdom stands out, as well as the Protectorate of Arvidland.

### Territorial disputes

A multitude of territorial disputes remained after the end of ShitCraft V.