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**Welcome to the town of Ebwick!**
Ebwick is a small, bustling, and economically thriving hamlet founded by J. Peter Ebert, following the discovery of a rare mineral - dubbed *Ebwite* - in the caverns south of the town. Residents of Ebwick cherish the quiet suburban lifestyle the town has to offer, with a great sense of community that has been fostered through the town's numerous cultural events.

Ebwick is as happy to call you a resident as you are. We hope you enjoy your stay.

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Elizabeth Grace

> "*I. Am. A. God. Damn. Vampire.*"
> ― Elizabeth Montgomery Grace
>
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The Vampire

Elizabeth Montgomery Grace is an operative currently working for the Engraved and Inscribed Survey Company. Her epithet makes her a vampire. Did you really need this explained to you?

## Biography

### Contemporary History

Nothing to note as of yet but you can take a wild guess as to what Elizabeth does on a daily basis.

## Personality

Elizabeth is distant, and cold to just about everyone she's ever met. She prefers to do things on her own and has a rather pessimistic view on the world as a whole. Despite her self reliance she has a large disdain for her current situation and, if given the chance, would not hesitate to remove her own epithet.

## Trivia

* Elizabeth has a short story about her hiring process at EISC, you can read it here!
United States of America

The Flag of the USA

Map of The USA

The United States of America (U.S.A. or USA), commonly known as the United States (U.S. or US) or America, is a country primarily located in North America. It consists of 50 states, a federal district, five major unincorporated territories, 326 Indian reservations, and some minor possessions.[i] At 3.8 million square miles (9.8 million square kilometers), it is the world's third- or fourth-largest country by total area.[c] The United States shares significant land borders with Canada to the north and Mexico to the south, as well as limited maritime borders with the Bahamas, Cuba, and Russia.[22] With a population of more than 331 million people, it is the third most populous country in the world. The national capital is Washington, D.C., and the most populous city is New York City.
Paleo-Indians migrated from Siberia to the North American mainland at least 12,000 years ago, and European colonization began in the 16th century. The United States emerged from the thirteen British colonies established along the East Coast. Disputes over taxation and political representation with Great Britain led to the American Revolutionary War (1775–1783), which established independence. In the late 18th century, the U.S. began expanding across North America, gradually obtaining new territories, sometimes through war, frequently displacing Native Americans, and admitting new states; by 1848, the United States spanned the continent. Slavery was legal in the southern United States until the second half of the 19th century when the American Civil War led to its abolition. The Spanish–American War and World War I established the U.S. as a world power, a status confirmed by the outcome of World War II.

## **Us History**

During the Cold War, the United States fought the Korean War and the Vietnam War but avoided direct military conflict with the Soviet Union. The two superpowers competed in the Space Race, culminating in the 1969 spaceflight that first landed humans on the Moon. The Soviet Union's dissolution in 1991 ended the Cold War, leaving the United States as the world's sole superpower.

The United States is a federal republic and a representative democracy with three separate branches of government, including a bicameral legislature. It is a founding member of the United Nations, World Bank, International Monetary Fund, Organization of American States, NATO, and other international organizations. It is a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council. Considered a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities, its population has been profoundly shaped by centuries of immigration. The U.S. ranks high in international measures of economic freedom, quality of life, education, and human rights, and has low levels of perceived corruption. However, the country has received criticism concerning inequality related to race, wealth and income, the use of capital punishment, high incarceration rates, and lack of universal health care.

## **USA In the Heist City Universe**

Every city in the Heist City Universe is in the USA, Like Greenfield is based off Miami.
Starlow

Starlow is a representative of the Star Sprites, a tutorial guide, a helper, and a major character in the WCU.

## Personality

In the Mario & Luigi series, Starlow is one of the more prominent helpers of the Mario Bros., as well as a generally nice person.

In the WCU, this translates to Starlow helping out whenever she can, seen in her debut alone fixing Warioware Nathan's cabin.

## Abilities

Tutorial Manipulation: Can make anything into a tutorial, seen when fixing Warioware Nathan's cabin in her debut.

Magic: To an extent, Starlow possesses magical capabilities, having the ability known as Star Power, which when applied to Wish Power, amplifies that form of power to make the wisher stronger.

Flight: Starlow is usually seen flying. Why this is isn't clear.

4th Wall Awareness: In her debut, she predicted from previous talks that she wouldn't be there for, that Metalhead from the Donkey Kong Country TV show was going to show up at some point, which he did almost immediately after.

## Trivia

1. Starlow's inclusion in the WCU was thanks in part to a Twitter parody, where Starlow was part of said parody from time to time. Starlow's actions in the WCU are also inspired by this parody.
2. Starlow's phrase "Hello yello!" is taken directly from the Mario & Luigi series, except it isn't shouted.
List of EISC cases

## Retro Cases

Retro Cases are cases that serve primarily as backstory.

* Case #18 - Dare to Dream

## Closed Cases

Closed Cases are cases that have been completed successfully.

* Case #37 - The Black Diamond Casino
* Case #45 - We're the Rats
* Case #46 - Heel and Toe
* Case #49 - Savor the Moment

## Open Cases

Open Cases are cases that are planned to be played at some point in the future.

* Case #48 - Dress Rehearsal
* Case #50 - Memory Leak
* Case #51 - Fairest of Them All
* Case #52 - The Five o'Clock News
* Case #53 - The Doctor Is In

## Cold Cases

Cold Cases are cases that were initially intended to play out as other cases would, but were scrapped for one reason or another.

* Case #43 - Punk Never Dies
* Case #47 - Walled Garden
Finley Taylor

Finley Taylor is a waiter at The Wallflower diner, having worked there for a number of years. Finley is also a full-time student at Tiermount Casvan University, studying a double-degree in Information Technology and Business. Finley is 23 years old and had taken a year off to sort themselves out (specifically with accommodation) before heading to university. They currently reside in Abwyn Luxury Apartments, having moved out after high school. Completely rejecting their brothers attempt to join the EISC and instead focusing on "making something on their own merit", much to the annoyance of Ken.
A.S Torres

"mi primer día se armó una pelea en el Ebony Box Cafe, hubo disparos, golpes, jabon, planetas, robots, estrellas, toz sangrienta y un hombre serio le saco el alma del cuerpo a un apostador... en donde carajo me meti?"-A.S Torres

## Personal Information

### Pronouns

he /him... he is not sure of how that work?

### Pre-Great Awakening

A mere farmer on a rented farm with his family. With a University Degree in Environmental Management and Audits. He continued to helping on the farm, although he was never the smartest or fastest, his strength allowed him to facilitate many jobs at harvest time or when the neighbor's cows escaped.

### Post-Great Awakening

Along with the Great Awakening a series of droughts, storms and some incidents mostly caused by the initial chaos the harvest was not so good, making the family have a hard time, so he decided to leave to save money on the house.

He began to travel, working for minimum wage at best until he ended up in Ebwick, though how he got there from so far in South America is not well known and he doesn't tend to say how he did it.

### Contemporary History

Supposedly living in some rented place on the outskirts of Ebwick, he has several plants of various types and colors, but mainly things to eat, be they fruits, vegetables or other things he doesn't know the name of.

He had a couple of problems with the police when they accused him of drug possession when they confused his "yerba mate" with marijuana and from that moment on every time a policeman shows up he tends to tense up despite not having done anything

## Powers

### Kit Features

**[Ingrain]**, At the end of his turn, Torres may spend whatever movement he has left to ingrain himself into the ground below.

**Home Grown (-2)**, Torres is exceptionally large, and seems to somehow take up the entirety of the space he occupies. Enemies and allies alike can’t pass through him unless he allows them to, and ranged attacks that pass through his square are stopped by his girth.

#### Abilities

* not know
* not know
* not know

#### Belongings

not much at the moment whatever he can put his vines on.

Hamer Vine(2 Range 4 Damage) A thick lime vine rooted into a piece of substrate that acts as the head.

## Personality

Big in all directions and slow whit words, don’t tend to speak much, so many people tend to think that he doesn't know English, he loves to help and hate the people that abuse of other good intentions, if you search for him its probably taking care some plants or just sleeping under a tree.

## Trivia

* despite his size and his apparent lack of agility he manages to climb the trees... somehow.
* You will rarely see him with what looks like a small briefcase or crossbody bag that he calls a "kit de mate".
* "sigo sin enteder por que me siguen mirando mal los canas cada ves que me preparo un mate"
* "planta que veo planta que riego"
Herobrine

> “Look pal, I only came here because of my bird fetish, and if you’re not gonna help me, I’ll help myself.”
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-Herobrine

Herobrine makes a cameo appearance in Part Seven (Minecart Drift). He is one of many characters forced to act in the "Meta Stories."

## Personality

Besides his bird fetish, the reader learns very little about Herobrine.

## Appearance

Herobrine looks just like the Minecraft skin

## Trivia

* In the original draft of Part Seven (Minecart Drift), Herobrine played a much larger role, which led to the title of the book
Pyrrha's Pizza

> "*From the second you all walk into the pizzeria, the atmosphere of the place hits you all at once: quiet, almost serene, with friends and couples alike indulging in the puffiest, cheesiest ‘za you could imagine. The walls are littered with pictures of regulars, politicians, celebrities - nearly anyone who had passed through Ebwick in the last few years made at least one important stop here. It smells like home.*"
> ― the opening narration for Case #46
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### Inhabitants

Pyrrha Flayce (Owner)
Ralph Mulaney (Manager)
Eddie Olson (Employee)
Avani Bailey (Employee)

Pyrrha's Pizza is a pizzeria restaurant located in southern Mattingrey. It is owned by Pyrrha Flayce, and employs a number of generally unremarkable employees. The pizza cooked in the restaurant's specialty brick ovens are capable of regenerating stamina and healing status effects.

The pizzeria was featured for the first time in Case #046 - Heel and Toe

## History

### Post-Great Awakening

After discovering her Epithet, Pyrrha opened her restaurant and pizzeria to bring hearth and home to a particularly tumultuous Mattingrey.

### Contemporary History

EISC informants spotted a known henchman of Raul Layman, Aaron Boyde, ordering a substantially large order from the pizzeria. EISC operatives made it to the restaurant in time to interrogate him and place a tracker inside of his van.
X=-4

> "Things on this side were just a bit different."
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-X=-4 Narrator

X=-4 is thus far the only layer on the left side to be visited in a story. It's where Kkaz and his victims are from. It first appears in Unit Six (The Eeper Weeper Translocation) and last appears in Unit Seven (Mansus Cartographer).

## Trivia

* Although the Meta Police typically target layers with sentient characters, they target X=-4 during Season Three because Kkaz is in possession of a meta knife, the upwards glass waterfall allows for escape, and Color Force Alpha is based there
The Black Diamond Casino (Case)

**Case #037**, The Black Diamond Casino, was an operation carried out by the Engraved and Inscribed Survey Company. EISC Operatives were tasked with tracking down a group of men responsible for causing serious property damage to the Black Diamond casino, and injuring several of the club's patrons.

EISC Operatives were led to the Crimson Clubhouse, a rival casino owned by Rivers Harkness. After gambling with a man named Vegas Macau, operatives were able to gain access to the casino's members-only room, where they were able to battle with and apprehend Harkness and several of his men.
Lavender "Astronomer" Starfield

Lavender 'Lav' Starfield is a person who exists. Their Epithet, **???**, allows them to Summon Celestial Objects such as Planetoids, Blackholes, and Stars

## Biography

### Pre-Great Awakening

They were about Three years old, so she was mainly riding her Trike with their friends.

### Post-Great Awakening

Theywas a good student, especially when it came to space, and her architecture elective. They were about 15 when they figured out her epithet, and started to work on her powers. When she was 16 she got a job at a planetarium, and a month or so before she turned 18 an Inscribed Gang tore through her town destroying everything, and everyone while they hid in the planetariums basement, like a coward.

### Contemporary History

Got pulled into a Café fight, and met some weird but interesting people, that she might work with in the future.

## Powers

### Kit Features

**Stargazer -** You have the ability to construct facsimiles of celestial bodies and phenomena with an astounding level of accuracy. You can spend 5 movement to use your telescope to gaze at a faraway planet to act as your muse. For their Stars she make a Shooting star, or a Binary star instead of a standard one. For their Planets she can make inhabitants for the Planet, or make give them Rings

**Gravitational Pull**, Not all celestial bodies are created equal. As an ( !\* ) action, you may move a target who is within 3 spaces of a celestial body one space closer to it

#### Abilities

* Let There Be Light (3) You create a star in an unoccupied space within 5 spaces of you. Star (5 stamina, 0 movement) Passive: Superheated Any enemy that moves, or begins their turn, adjacent to the star takes 4 fire damage. Any enemy that occupies the same space as the star takes 8 fire damage at the start of their turn. ( !\* ) Solar Flare (2) The star launches a plume of molten plasma directly at a target within 2 spaces, dealing 2 damage and causing a burn\* on a high roll.
* Planet Crafter (2) You create a barren planetoid in an unoccupied space within 5 spaces of you. Planetoid (5 stamina, 0 movement) Passive: Barrier to Entry Any enemy that moves, or begins their turn, adjacent to the planetoid takes 2 damage per orbiting object. (!\*) Satellite (1) The planetoid collects an adjacent foreign object and forces it into orbit
* Event Horizon (3) You'll See soon enough

#### Belongings

Lav has a **Telescope**. It can be used to Bonk people from a lil bit away, she also uses it to Stargaze

## Personality

They seem to be a happy person, if a bit coffee addicted and tired at times, but the majority of that happiness is a front for how truly sad and full of self hatred she is. Though she does seem genuinely happy when talking about space.

## Trivia

* The people that inhabit the planets she makes are little squid people who they have dubbed Laverrans
Aoife Carpenter

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Aoife Carpenter is a Detective Constable for the Engraved and Inscribed Survey Company. Her Epithet, **Vitality**, allows her to restore energy into objects that had once bore life.

## Biography

### Pre-Great Awakening

After being outcast from her ancestral family home by her archaeologist father, (for allegedly touching an incredibly important cultural relic) Aoife began a journey across the country in search of a greater purpose. Along the way, she discovered she had the power to restore life into dead things simply by willing it.

### Post-Great Awakening

It turns out that the real treasure was the friends she had made along the way, one of which recommended they apply for a position as an EISC operative.

## Personality

Aoife's manner of speech is quite articulative, something she picked up from years of studying under her father and his academic acquaintances. She has a fondness for gardening and cultivating life; even though her powers allow her to restore a dead plant to life, she has yet to let one wither in her garden. Aoife is a firm believer in the natural order of nature, and holds the cycle of life and death in great esteem.

### Relationships

#### Pickett Linnéa

While incredibly protective of Pickett, Aoife is confident enough in their friend's quick-thinking mind and silver tongue to get herself out of any scrap she gets herself into.

## Trivia

* Aoife is from a scrapped project from last year, *Aoife's Bizarre Adventure*, a creative writing exercise.
	+ The unfinished document can be read here.
Great Awakening

The **Great Awakening**, also known as the **Epithet Surge**, was an event that occurred at the advent of the new millennium, and is believed to have continued until at least 2010. It is the common name given to the phenomenon surrounding the sudden, unprecedented rise in Ebwick's inscribed population.
We're the Rats (Case)

**Case #045**, *We're the Rats*, was an operation carried out by the Engraved and Inscribed Survey Company. EISC Operatives were tasked with locating merchandise stolen by a horde of rats.

### Case Summary

*Billy's 5th birthday party was rudely interrupted by a horde of mysteriously well-coordinated rodents, who took the child's 22 presents right from under the family's nose. Since the parents allegedly spent over $980 on making sure their snot-nosed ankle biter would be happy for the next 12 months, the crime is legally considered "grand theft via epithet" and falls under our jurisdiction. Rich people, am I right?*
Billip Philby

-Billip

Billip is one of Zakk's friends. He first appears in Part Three (In Hell) and last appears in Volume One (Nickel's Investigation). He is one of many characters forced to act in the "Meta Stories."

## Appearance

Billip is average height. He sports long black pants, light gray shoes, and a maroon shirt. He has short hair and hazel eyes.

## Trivia

* In Part Six (The Zakk, the Vibe, and the Basement), Billip dies and is brought back to life
X=7

> “In X=6 we have another character taking Zack Average’s pills and dreaming. In X=7 the characters are actually acting them out.”
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-Leo

X=7 is the layer on which the second iteration of the Meta Stories takes place. It's the layer where Zakk and his friends are from. It first appears in Fear the Beak and last appears in Crack-King Down and Shelling Out.

## Locations

* Nobletown
* Bord Box
Engraved and Inscribed Survey Company

The **Engraved and Inscribed Survey Company**, or EISC for short, is a private investigation agency turned government-funded paramilitary operation based in Ebwick. They are responsible for peacekeeping operations surrounding Ebwick's Inscribed population and Engraved objects.

## History

### Pre-Great Awakening

The EISC was formed as a private investigation agency by two people: The Boss, a powerful Inscribed whose abilities allowed them to operate within the shadows, and McKenna Ebert, a wealthy jewelry manufacturer with plenty of disposable capital. Initial members of the company were skilled private investigators who were capable of using Epithets or otherwise dealing with potentially belligerent and dangerous Epithet users. Due to the relatively low crime rate of Ebwick at the time, the company saw modest success.

### Post-Great Awakening

Once the number of Epithet users within the city began to surge, Epithet-related crime followed suit; this surge gave rise to the potential to greatly expand EISC activities. Kenneth Taylor, a decorated police detective, joined the company to aide in its expansion. This enhanced level of oversight and experience within the company allowed them to hire a number of field agents, case workers, and operatives. Meanwhile, faith in the Ebwick Police Force's ability to handle the plentiful amount of difficult and dangerous Epithet-related cases began to dwindle, as more and more reports of their inability to close cases due to a lack of resources or too many causalities began to surface.

Within the last five years, the Mayor of Ebwick declared a state of emergency, and granted judicial powers to EISC operatives; this allows the EISC to act as a de-facto police force within the town.
Breadmaker (X=5)

###### Not to be confused with The Breadmaker or Breadmaker (X=7).

> “I woke up in the middle of the night to him swabbing my cheeks with a toothpick.”
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-Breadmaker (X=5)

Breadmaker (X=5) is a citizen of Hell. His only appearance is in Part Seven (Minecart Drift). He is one of many characters forced to act in the "Meta Stories."

## Personality

The Breadmaker's personality is not very developed.

## Appearance

The Breadmaker's appearance is very similar to that of The Breadmaker (X=4)
Tangerine

> "I’m only six and I’ve already been exposed to all of the horrors of the world.”
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-Tangerine

Tangerine is a member of the Attack Rack who eventually lives inside of Jackie's tumor. He first appears in Part Five (The Rack Attack on Zakk), and last appears in Unit Five (C-T=Ti).

## Personality

Tangerine begins as an innocent child but eventually becomes less cheery as he is exposed to more of the world.
Ebwick

Ebwick is a populous metropolitan city located somewhere in Statesoda, Nationadia. The name of the city is derived from its founder, Jonah Ebert, and "-wich," an Old English suffix denoting a residence or homestead.

The town, initially founded to house the laborers who worked in the mines, has grown into a mighty fine metropolis complete with beautiful lush parks, a bustling economic downtown, rampant wealth disparity, and an ineffectual police force.

The town borders the Pacific Ocean to the west. Some suggest Ebwick to represent a microcosm of North American, European, and Australian national and cultural ideas.

## Geography

### Districts

Ebwick is divided into a number of administrative districts. The Strip, Orchid Way, Lakeside, and Mattingrey are colloquially known as the "inner city," while Norham, Plenwich Flats, Southcrest, and Aulmane are known as the "outer city." Ultimately, this distinction is meaningless.

#### The Strip

The Strip is Ebwick's bustling downtown.

**Orchid Way**

**Lakeside**

**Mattingrey**

**Norham**

**Plenwich Flats**

**Southcrest**

**Aulmane**
Unit Two (The BV-at Mix-up)

> “It is a simple petition. I simply vant to change the vord bat to the Latin vord vestus.”
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-Nonspecific Copyright Neutral Vampire Character

Unit Two (The BV-at Mix-up) takes place in Nobletown and Zimbabwe on X=4. It takes place a few days after Unit One (Print Gets Head). It is preceded by Unit One (Print Gets Head), and followed by Unit Three (The BV-at Mix-up).

## Prominent Characters

* Zakk Cocaine
* Vibe-Chan
* Marimba Jackie
* Tangerine
* Yorki Drumkey
* Zakk's Boss
* 3Fam
* FlOwen Bavis's Dad's Son
* Janna-Vibe-Man
* Nonspecific Copyright Neutral Vampire Character
* Plane
* Zombie of Acid Vat
* Marando the Axe Wieding Farmer
* Marando the Axe Wielding Police Officer
* Kondor (X=8)

## Plot Summary

Vibe-Chan who has been in Nobletown, is approached by Nonspecific Copyright Neutral Vampire Character who explains that he is frustrated that people are talking about Acid Vat when vat sounds so similar to bat. Vibe-Chan suggests he gets rid of vats, so he plans to kill the Zombie of Acid Vat. Vibe-Chan takes the Plane to Zimbabwe to meet up with Zakk. She and Billip break the news that the people are now upset about what Zakk did to Acid Vat and they want a formal apology before they bring back "Yeet Yeet Acid Secrete." Zakk refuses to apologize, but tells Vibe-Chan he wants to protect her from Nonspecific Copyright Neutral Vampire Character, which upsets Vibe-Chan, who takes Plane to The People's Republic of New Afghanistan. Zakk takes the railway to Nobletown where he meets Marimba Jackie who tells him that she successfully brought Marimba Jack back to life. She also reveals that Tangerine has been living inside of a tumor on her head. Tangerine then explains what happened to the Attack Rack and that the Kilymbals are with Yorki. Zakk asks them to lead him to her house so she can drive them to the Plane's house to protect Acid Vat. FlOwen then arrives at the dictatorship tower to find everyone gone and takes the plane to Nobletown where she knows Zakk is, hoping to find everyone else there as well. At Yorki's house, Jackie convinces Yorki that Acid Vat is a friend of the Attack Rack and Yorki drives them to the Plane's house. Zakk, Yorki, and Jackie kill Nonspecific Copyright Neutral Vampire Character, but are immediately attacked by the Marandos. FlOwen shows up to stop them, but he is stopped by Kondor directing a firing squad. They let Yorki get away, but take the others, along with 3Fam, Billip, and Vibe-Man who they already had to The People's Republic of New Afghanistan

## Trivia

* Killing Nonspecific Copyright Neutral Vampire Character was quite challenging because he's already dead. They had to kill him once to bring him back to life, and once more to actually kill him
Zombie of Acid Vat

> “Well then you’ll be happy to hear that Nonspecific Copyright Neutral Vampire Character is going to kill Acid Vat!”
>
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-Vibe-Chan

Zombie of Acid Vat, or just Acid Vat is one of Zakk's love interests. Although she is mentioned earlier in the series, she first appears in Unit One (Print Gets Head), and last appears in Unit Seven (Mansus Cartographer).

## Personality

Acid Vat is in love with Zakk due to "years of seduction with no payoff" as the narrator states. Her personality is not expanded on much beyond that.

## Appearance

Acid Vat is a vat of acid. She has acidy tendrils that emerge from the top.

## Trivia

* Although this is never explained in the series, an interview with the writers revealed that Acid Vat's acid is actually her blood
* Her acid gave Marimba Jackie a tumorous growth
Dr. Crygor

Dr. Crygor is a scientist and a main character in the WCU.

## Personality

In Warioware, Dr. Crygor is a mad scientist who often makes machines to help Wario with his microgames.

In the WCU, Dr. Crygor's personality is his mad scientist persona cranked up to 100, having an affinity for science and any scientific materials.

## Abilities

Jetpack: Dr. Crygor has a jetpack on his back, which he uses to fly around.

Call the Mike: Dr. Crygor is Mike's creator, and, as such, can call him to his aid if need be, this move is usually used to help Mike recharge.

## Trivia

1. SCIENCE is his favorite subject
2. Although in Warioware it's assumed that Penny Crygor is Dr. Crygor's grand daughter, in the WCU they are considered father and daughter.
3. SCIENCE is often used by him to describe what he's doing at any given moment, usually stylized as "S C I E N C E".
Marimba Jack

###### Not to be confused with Marimba Jackie.

> "He was four and a half octaves, and had a deep, manly voice and a scar on his third highest C from when some kid slammed the release."
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-X=4 Narrator

Marimba Jack is the antagonist of Part One and Zakk's romantic rival. He first appears in Part One and last appears alive in Part Eight (The Ascent of Allerjesus), although he is seen dead in Volume One (Nickel's Investigation). He is one of many characters forced to act in the "Meta Stories."

## Personality

Marimba Jack is incredibly aggressive, threatening, and protective of Vibe-Chan. He turns to violence very quickly.

## Appearance

Marimba Jack has a black frame and wheels with maroon keys and yellow resonators. He has green eyes and pointy teeth. He has two cymbals attached to his frame.

## Trivia

* After Mickle breaks Marimba Jack's bar in Part Eight (The Ascent of Allerjesus), Marimba Jack appears with a red spot where the bar was repaired
* In the original draft of Part Six (The Zakk, the Vibe, and the Basement), it was revealed that Trench Coat Man had revived Marimba Jack in the basement
* Marimba Jack is mentioned to be alive by Marimba Jackie in Unit Two (The BV-at Mixup), but does not make an appearance
Marando the Axe Wielding Police Officer

-4Fam\_DeeJay

Marando the Axe wielding police officer, or just Marando is a corrupt police officer/judge in Hell. She first appears in Part Seven (Minecart Drift), and last appears in Unit Seven (Mansus Cartographer). She is one of many characters forced to act in the "Meta Stories," but she spends some time away from their control.

# Personality

Marando is power hungry and always resorts primarily to violence.

# Appearance

Marando looks similar to Marando the Axe Wielding farmer, but she dresses like a police officer and is less tan.

# Trivia

* Marando is the only character to appear in Season One, Two, Three, and 1.732
Janna-Vibe-Man

-X=5 Narrator

Janna-Vibe-Man, or just Janna (also known as Vibe-Man), Is Zakk's best friend. He first appears in Episode One (Too Corporate), and last appears in Unit Seven (Mansus Cartographer).

## Personality

Janna is eager to help Zakk, but is easily angered.

## Appearance

Janna looks incredibly similar to Vibe-Man, but he has no tongue

## Trivia

* Janna is referred to as Vibe-Man for all of his Season Three appearances, despite being a separate character
Nobletown (X=7)

> “I think Nobletown is lovely.”
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-Vibe-Chan (X=7)

Nobletown (X=7) is the primary location of 67's Works. It's where Zakk and his friends live.

## Sub Locations

* Wifi servers
* Courtroom
* Grain storage facility
* 3Fam and Vibe-Man's house

## Trivia

* The location in these books was not confirmed until Crack-King Down and Shelling Out
Part Two (The First Vibe)

> “I am the Vibraphone Goddess. You have both failed me. My vibraphone has sat in this hole in the ground for three months and neither of you have performed a single sacrifice. I demand to be repaid with blood.”
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-Vibe-Man

Part Two set primarily in New Orneas on X=4. It is entirely based on a script for the "Meta Stories," and thus its timeline placement is not important. It is preceded by Part One and followed by Part Three (In Hell).

## Prominent Characters

* Zakk
* Vibe-Man
* Gold Vibe
* Quintwenty

## Plot Summary

After being adopted by Vibe-Man, Zakk lives with him in New Orneas where they are Chimney Sweep Vibraphone Pirates. Vibe-Man decides to expand his rule, so he tricks Zakk into believing in the Vibe Goddess, using Gold Vibe's body. He then tells Zakk to kidnap children and takes them to the moon alongside Zakk. Zakk begins to question the Vibe Goddess and decided to give his blood to Gold Vibe to stop the Vibe Goddess from posessing Gold Vibe. He gets Quintwenty the taxidermist to do the transfusion and then discovers that Vibe-Man is the Vibe Goddess. Zakk rejoins Vibe-Man on the moon where he stabs him, believing him to be dead. The book ends with Zakk looking for a percussion ensemble to join at Gold Vibe's request.

## Trivia

* This book had the most scrapped versions of Season One, and the references to deer and anteaters found in later books are references to said scrapped versions
Vibe-Chan's Checkers Team

> “Ah, you found a new group?”
>
>

-Vibe-Man (X=7)

Vibe-Chan's Checkers Team are a group of Characters who Vibe-Chan plays checkers with. Members appear as early as Fear the Beak, but the group is only seen together in Crack-King Down and Shelling Out.

## Members

* Captain Obstreperity
* Violet
* Kassidy
* Jeremy
* Steven
* Breadmaker
* Vibe-Chan
温志岳

**温志岳**爵士，GM，UM（英文：Sir **Josh Wan Chi-ngok**，1962年9月17日－）是海羅政治人物、建築師及作家，為海羅國現任總理，亦是海羅統一後首位總理。

## 早年生活

温志岳的父親為温國鏗，靠經營貿易事業致富。其母則為張樺麗，為海羅知名律師，亦為官山大律師總會首位女性會長。温志岳是家中長子，於1962年9月17日於英屬官山元山市元山市民醫院出生。據其母回憶錄所述，温氏自幼就顯出他在人文與藝術方面的天賦。

温氏後來進入伊莉沙白二世學校就讀，並在語文、藝術、歷史等科目取得優異成績，亦因此得以順利原校升讀中學部。據温氏在一個專訪中透露，他在會考選修文科及經濟，並取得7A1B之佳績。

1980年，温氏參與了英屬官山高級程度會考，並於英語、經濟及歷史三科中取得最佳成績。後來，憑其優良成績及面試表現，成功考進官山大學，並於社會科學院修讀雙學士課程，主修政治及公共政策系與建築系。其後，他於1983年畢業。

## 早年事業

大學畢業後，為了修讀建築系碩士課程，温氏曾到過日後他的僱主事務所 Morris & Fulton 工作一年。再次回到校園後，為自行賺取額外零用錢，他希望尋找一份兼職工作。據他回憶，其父母為培養其理財觀念，每週只會給予他500元零用錢。

結果，在官山大學政治及公共政策系主任黃衛倫教授穿針引線下，他成為了時任海羅人民共和國外交部長梁漢基之翻譯秘書。據梁氏晚年回憶，他非常欣賞温之工作能力。據說當梁於1986年當選總統後，曾以高薪極力挽留温作其政治助理。但此時的温已從碩士課程畢業，為發展其建築事業，他拒絕了梁的邀請，並於同年11月離職。

## 建築師事業

在離開共和國政府後，温氏旋即受到前度僱主 Morris & Fulton 的招攬，入職擔任實習建築師。期間，事務所創辦人發掘他的才能，並成為他的師傅。見習一年後，温於1988年考取建築師資格，升職為建築師。在他擔任建築師的首幾年，他都只被委託設計普通的建築，如住宅、辦公室等。直至1992年，他參與濱海管理局總部之設計比賽獲選。由於他的設計在當時非常前衛，因而引來不少爭議，但亦使他聲名大噪。

經此一役，他開始獲得事務所的重用，參與設計部分旗艦地標。1995年，獲升職為合夥人。2001年，更獲升任高級合夥人，奠定他在建築界的地位。

## 政治事業

2007年，統一事務委員會成立，温獲黃衛倫及梁漢基二人推薦出任成員。作為知名建築師，温最終獲邀成為委員會一員，並於2007年10月加入。

2010年海羅人民共和國國會選舉，温參選設計、規劃及建築界功能界別。他最終以 72.6% 之信任率成功當選，並進入國會。

經過7年過渡期，海羅於2014年正式統一。2014年3月，即統一前半年，南北政府決議共同籌辦臨時總理選舉。同月，温宣布參選，並辭去統一事務委員會成員一職。在競選活動期間，他親自走訪大城小鎮，創造親民形象，並最終因而以 61.1% 得票率勝出。

## 總理任期

2014年9月1日，海羅統一，海羅國建國，温氏在慶祝大典中以「讓海羅再次強大」為題發表演說並宣誓，並開展他首段任期。同日，他辭去 Morris & Fulton 所有職務。

在温兩年的臨時總理任期內，他統籌了新都睿城的建設，並順利舉行了三場選舉，包括2015年3月的市長及市議會選舉、2015年7月的國會選舉及2016年7月的第 1 屆總理選舉。

2016年5月，温宣布參加第 1 屆總理選舉，並開展其無薪假。他過去兩年的政治表現及正面形象，使他成功以 64.3% 之得票率「連任」，成為首任正式總理。

在温這段正式任期，他針對社會制度，進行了不同的改革，當中包括政制、經濟、教育、發展等。政制方面，他全面推行問責制，並設立更多部會，專責處理事務並避免權力過度集中；他也改組了國務院及地方政府之架構，以更大程度地達致自由民主的原則。經濟方面，他強調產業平衡並推出各種措施，平衡各產業市佔率，使海羅經濟能達致可持續發展；同時，推崇「智慧經濟」，鼓勵將科技應用於各種產業上。至於教育，他帶領的執政團隊推行新學制及課程，令學生能探索自我、全面發展並快樂成長。發展上，他延續睿城的建設，並作出更全面的規劃；並提出多項基建及都市更新計劃，同時保育文化及歷史遺跡。

2021年5月，臨近第 2 屆總理選舉，新聞報導指出温志岳將尋求連任。總理公署同日立即召開記者會，指控有關報道失實，討論總理會否尋求連任是「充滿變數」、「言之尚早」。結果同年6月6日，温在萬國賓館召開記者會，宣佈參選。6月27日，中央大學民意研究中心發表民意調查報告，當中顯示海羅人對温氏的滿意度為 82%。執政七年的表現，為他帶來再一次勝利，以 67.3% 得票率連任首相。
Nobletown

> "If they let a double bass player be in a percussion ensemble, they had to let him in."
>
>

-X=4 Narrator

Nobletown is the primary setting of Season One, Season 1.732, and is the tertiary setting in Season Three. It's where Zakk and his friends live.

## Sub Locations

* Nobletown High School
* Trench Coat Man's apartment
* Zakk and Vibe-Chan's apartment
* Trench Coat Man's bunker
* Zakk's beach
* Forest Clearing
* Nonspecific Copyright Neutral Grocery Store
Color Force Alpha

> “They have the characters convinced that they live in a utopian society but the reason bad stuff happens to you is all because of them.”
>
>

-Lieutenant YellowJacket

Color Force Alpha is a collection of characters who are colorful ghosts and live outside the meta layers. Their only appearance is in Unit Seven (Mansus Cartographer).

## Members

* GreenSleeve
* Lieutenant YellowJacket
* RedCoat
Billy Philbip

-Billy

Billy Philbip, or just Billy (sometimes called Billip Philby or just Billip) is Zake's friend and Mikler's love interest. He first appears in Part Three (In Hell), and last appears in Part Seven (Minecart Drift). He is one of many characters forced to act in the "Meta Stories."

## Personality

Billy lacks personality, but is motivated by his love for Mikler and his hatred of 4Fam\_DeeJay.

## Appearance

Billy looks incredibly similar to Billip.

## Trivia

* During Part Three (In Hell), Billy is referred to as Phillip despite being a separate character
Mickle (X=-4)

###### Not to be confused with Mickle Dickle, Mikler Dikler, or Mickle (X=7).

> “The city’s been in a food crisis since we closed our borders. Mickle’s solution was to clone me and feed me to the people.”
>
>

-Kondor Bucket

Mickle (X=-4), (Also known as Mickle Dickle or just Mickle), Is the leader of the Communist State of New Orneas. His only appearance is in Unit Seven (Mansus Cartograopher).

## Personality

Being from the left side of The Parabola, Mickle (X=-4)'s personality is based upon Mickle's negative personality trait. This trait is Socialism, so Mickle (X=-4) is a communist.

## Appearance

Mickle (X=-4) looks incredibly similar to Mickle, but he wields a katana. He also has a southern accent.
Part Eight (The Ascent of Allerjesus)

> “Hey! I’m not taking any chances! Allerjesus is our lord and savior!”
>
>

-Billip

Part Eight is set primarily At Nobletown High School on X=4. It is entirely based on a script for the "Meta Stories," and thus its timeline placement is not important. It is preceded by Part Seven (Minecart Drift) and followed by Part Nine (The Pit Parents Part One).

## Prominent Characters

* Zakk Anderson
* Allerjesus
* Mickle Dickle
* Quinseventy
* Vibe-Man
* Billip Philby
* 3Fam\_DeeJay
* Vibe-Chan
* Marimba Jack
* The Attack Rack
* The Breadmaker
* Scare Drum
* Blemish Grinder

## Plot Summary

Zakk arrives at rehearsal where he finds Blemish unable to get into the auditorium. He uses a side entrance and finds Allerjesus, Mickle Dickle, and Quinseventy. He also sees that the instruments are gone, replaced with harps. He asks around for more information and then calls Vibe-Man for help. Vibe-Man, Billip, and 3Fam\_DeeJay show up, and Vibe-Man gers angry and questions Allerjesus, which ends with him being beaten beaten by Mickle. Meanwhile, 3Fam\_DeeJay and Billip join Allerjesus. Zakk lets Blemish in who is carried away by a condor. Zakk then follows Billip to find peaches. Scare drum takes Vibe-Man to a hole in the ground where Vibe-Chan, the Attack Rack, and Marimba Jack are being kept. Zakk steals the peaches and returns to the high school where he teams up with the Breadmaker who frees Vibe-Man, Vibe-Chan, the Attack Rack, and Marimba Jack. All of the Attack Rack except for Big Bass leaves, and Quinseventy gets Mickle, Scare Drum, Billip, and 3Fam\_DeeJay to return. The two sides fight, and Zakk's side wins, returning Kondor to normal. During the fight, Mickle hits Marimba Jack and shatters both his wrist and Marimba Jack's bar. Once it is over, the Attack Rack erase Zakk's memories.

## Trivia

* The events of this book inspire the King of Heel and Breadmaker (X=5)'s inclusion in Part Seven (Minecart Drift)
Bord Box

> “It is I! Duo! You fools are trespassing on private property that I was hired to protect. Now it’s time I take you to the Bord Box!”
>
>

-Duo

The Bord Box is the secondary location of 67's Works. It's where Duo lives.

## Trivia

* The Bord Box is full of enslaved birds that Duo claims he is protecting from humans
Nickel Grabber

> “No one has come close to beating me in the last eight years, and I don’t plan on losing this year either.”
>
>

-Nickel

Nickel Grabber, or just Nickel is a professional checkers player and the leader of Nickel's Cult. He is Marando's son. He first appears in Part Nine (The Pit Parents Part One), and last appears in Volume One (Nickel's Investigation). He is one of many characters forced to act in the "Meta Stories, but he spends some time away from their control.

## Personality

Nickel is very proud of his checkers ability and doesn't like people questioning him. He is easily angered.

## Appearance

Nickel is average height. He wears brown shoes, tan khaki shorts, and has a shirt with an image of a checkers board on it. He has short black hair and brown eyes.
Blemish Grinder

###### Not to be confused with Discoloration Crusher

> "He didn’t want to imagine what Blemish would do if he found him. Rumors said that there was a freshman during the previous marching band season who walked into the sound closet and didn’t show up for rehearsal the rest of the year. His body was found two months later in some of the trees outside the school with a cable through his neck."
>
>

-X=4 Narrator

Blemish Grinder, or just Blemish is the pit section leader/percussion director for much of Season One. He first appears in Part Four (Billip's Plan), and last appears in Part Eight (The Ascent of Allerjesus).

## Personality

Blemish is always trying to throw himself into every conversation, thinking he is really cool. He gets incredibly angry when people question his power.

## Appearance

No one knows what he looks like, he's only been seen as a shadowy figure.

## Trivia

* Blemish is rumored to have murdered a student
* Blemish plays checkers with Vibe-Chan
FlOwen Bavis's Dad's Son

> “Good news Mrs. Philby, we’re getting our trade deal after all.”
>
>

-FlOwen

FlOwen Bavis's Dad's Son, or just FlOwen Bavis, or just FlOwen is 3Fam's Boss, the CEO of Print Gets Head, and the Dictator of Zimbabwe. He first appears in Unit One (Print Gets Head), and last appears in Unit Seven (Mansus Cartographer).

## Personality

FlOwen wants to protect his business from bad workers, and international threats alike.

## Trivia

* FlOwen takes over the role of Dictator of Zimbabwe after Billip's Mom resigns
Blobfish Live

> “Thanks, you have a beautiful… slime coating.”
>
>

-Vibe-Chan

Blobfish Live, or just Live is a robotic blobfish constructed by the Pit Parents to promote the percussion dictatorship and to make people dislike Zakk. His only appearance is in Part Nine (The Pit Parents Part One). He is one of many characters forced to act in the meta stories.

## Appearance

Live looks like all blobfish do when out of water.

## Trivia

* “Made and manufactured by the Pit Parents of Nobletown” is written on the bottom of Live
Rubin Crasher

> “The hell is going on! Trash Can Lid told me they got away.”
>
>

-Mickle

Rubin Crasher, or just Rubin is a member of the Attack Rack who becomes the leader after Big Bass and Gold Vibe die. He first appears in Part Five (The Rack Attack on Zakk), and last appears in Part Nine (The Pit Parents Part One). He is one of many characters forced to act in the "Meta Stories."

## Personality

Rubin Crasher is much more chill than Big Bass. He is the muscle of the group until he was given a leadership position. He hates to be bested in combat.

## Appearance

At first, Rubin was just a few strips of metal that could form a face, but as he accumulated more, he formed a whole body made of the brown strips. He has green eyes.
Billip (Disambiguation)

### Billip Philby

BIllip Philby is the version of BIllip who helps write the Hell stories, originating on X=4.

### Billy Philbip

Billy Philbip is the version of Billip who originates in Hell.

### Zakk's Boss

Zakk's Boss is the version of Billip who originates on X=5.

### Phillip

Phillip is the version of Billip who helps to write the Meta Stories, originating on X=2.

### Billip (X=7)

Billip (X=7) is the version of Billip who originates on X=7.

### Billip (X=-4)

Billip (X=-4) is the version of Billip who originates on X=-4.
WCU Wiki

**Welcome to the WCU Wiki!**
Warioware Cinematic Universe (Or the WCU) for short is a Discord parody group hosted by Ashley, this is a wiki for it.

Don't mind the boxes of games!

We're still moving in, but if you see an article that doesn't exist, it'll be made inevitably.

Characters!

Ashley, Wario, Mike, Dr. Crygor, Penny Crygor, Weegee, Mona Pizza, Godzilla, + MORE!: Ashley (Parody)#2003 (Friend if not lewd nor debating on a series' history)

Taki, Ruv, Selever, Whitty (FNF Mods), Cartoon Bendy (Bendy and the Dark Revival): Soundwave#1441 (Do not friend.)

Warioware Nathan: Nathan#7509 (Do not friend.)

BATIM Sans, Ink Sans (Inktale): BATIM Ink Sans#7764 (Do not friend.)

WCU Help (Behind-the-scenes character stuff): Tupperbox#4754 (Bot, do NOT friend.)

Locations!

Bat Cave, North Carolina

Godzilla Island

The Void

Ashley's Mansion

Warioware, Inc.

Dr. Crygor's Lab

Mona Pizza's Pizza Place

Abandoned church and abandoned house
Crack-King Down and Shelling Out

> "I swear, if I ever find the bastard who drained it all, I’ll kill him with me bare hands!”
>
>

-Captain Obstreperity

Crack-King Down and Shelling Out takes place in Nobletown on X=7 and In the Capitol on X=0. It takes place a while after The Odd-I-See and Volume Five (The Writers Reunite). It is not currently in the reading procession.

## Prominent Characters

* Leo
* Vibe-Chan (X=7)
* Vibe-Chan's Checkers Team
* M73
* 3Fam (X=7)
* Breadmaker (X=7)
* PC12
* Vibe-Man (X=7)
* Zakk (X=7)
* Quinzeropointzerotwo

## Plot Summary

Zakk is driving Vibe-Chan to a checkers game with her new team, but stops to deliver fake crack made of ground up seashells. Vibe-Chan gets upset and Zakk dismisses her. St the meetup, Vibe-Chan meets the team and discovers that they are all insane. The Captain reveals that he wants to kill the person who drained the water. Vibe-Chan finds the Breadmaker there. The group plays in a tournament, but Vibe-Chan throws the match as to not upstage everyone. They also reveal that they have a prisoner who the winner gets to torture. After the match, Vibe-Chan calls Zakk but gets no response. 3Fam says that she can stay with him and Vibe-Man, and the Breadmaker drives her to there house. 3Fam expresses concern about Vibe-Chan's relationship with Zakk, and Vibe-Man says that he is a lost cause. The Breadmaker takes her back the next day where she wins and goes in to see the prisoner, discovering that it's Quinzeropointzerotwo. She vows to free him eventually, and when she leaves she finds Zakk there selling crack to Jeremy, who knows that it's not real crack. Zakk reveals that he drained the water, and The Captain takes him into the other room, presumably to kill him. Meanwhile, We see Leo's process in writing the book. He changes several things throughout and has to take breaks. M73, who now uses his office is making him clean it out and move to a different one. She slowly irritates him throughout the book by touching him, belittling him, mocking his relationship with Phillip, Brian, and Ethan, and showing disdain for characters. Leo ends and argument with her by punching her, prompting PC12 to arrest him. Leo ends the book by deciding to topple the meta government.

## Trivia

* This book is written by M67 and is canon
Zakk Cocaine

-Zakk Cocaine

Zakk Cocaine, also known as just Zakk or Season 2 + 3 Zakk, is the main character of Season Two and Season Three. He first appears in Episode One (Too Corporate), and last appears in Unit Seven (Mansus Cartographer).

## Personality

Zakk Cocaine is naturally very similar to Zakk Anderson. Unlike Zakk Anderson, however, Zakk Cocaine is a cartographer.

## Appearance

Throughout Season Two, Zakk Cocaine looks identical to Zakk Anderson. During Season Three, his skin is darker due to FlOwen making him bathe in printer ink.

## Trivia

* Zakk's last name is not revealed to be Cocaine until Unit One (Print Gets Head).
New New Orneas

> "But the tears disappeared instantly as he saw the other cult leaders already at work building the replica of New Orneas on the moon."
>
>

-X=4 Narrator

New New Orneas, Also known as Double New Orneas, is the quaternary setting of Season One. It's the city that Zakk and Vibe-Man build on the moon, modeled after New Orneas.
Zimbabwe

> “Zimbabweans! Today is our day of reclamation! Our shores have been surrounded by the Red Cross and the entire navy of the possibly communist People’s Democracy of New Afghanistan and our best efforts to repel them have failed. We need to rise! Rise to protect the country and the weed we have cultivated. We have no weapons but we certainly have friends. Block their guns with your bodies, repel their bullets with your clothing! Zimbabwe will not fall!”
>
>

-FlOwen Bavis

Zimbabwe is the primary location of Season Three and the tertiary location of Season 1.732. It's where FlOwen and his employees work.

## Sub Locations

* Plane house
* Railway
* Dictatorship tower
* Bathroom