Cosmic

> *"Now your trying to act wise while being utterly stupid"*
> *- **Cosmic** to Marsh*
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### Roles

Spy School ReaderBike ShipperBerica ShipperTrivia ParticipantQOTD Participanthe/him

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO COSMIC IS. IF YOU DON'T, READ BELOW. GET SOME CULTURE FOR ONCE!!

## Overview

Cosmic currently resides in Stuart Central. During his time there, he has spent his share of time being a part of the community. However, he has been known to stir up chaos and drama on the server from time to time, and has made quite a few enemies. I have but an autobiography, written by yours truly, below. Take your time and read it. plz.

## Phase 1 - The Good Citizen :)

For the first few days after Cosmic joined, he was known as Evil Clyde, and some people still know him as that. He talked very little. However, during the next week, he spent more and more time talking. Eventually, Cosmic started talking a lot, making memes, responding to messages, and basically was a good citizen. However, this would not last long.

## Phase 2 - All Hell (Began To) Broke Loose

   Cue the dramatic music! Bring out the honking goose! Pow goes the special effects! When all hell broke loose!

It all started on a dark and stormy nigh- nahh. It all started during Formal Day. During this wondrous event (if I do say so myself), he began to write poems. It all seemed relatively harmless. Right? Right your a- er.. backside. Anyways, it all seemed good on the first few days, but then, he started using his brilliantly crafted poems to "sneak diss people" (as Whims put it), and causing general havoc and chaos. He got into some "roasting battles" with a few people, and went around writing a bunch of poems. Following up on this came his epic poem/rap battle with Dan (currently inactive), and they literally bombed the server. (thanks to Melon and Sarcastigirl for judging).

## Phase 3 - Say Hello to My Fri - ENEMIES MWAHAHHAHA

Continuing the previous phase, Cosmic continued to be an annoying jerk (see even I admit it). He made QUITE a few enemies, including Marsh, Spitfire, Darker, Bush, Pickle, etc. Some of these enemies lasted a little while, while others lasted quite a while. Cosmic was bombed, killed, roasted, slapped, tossed around like dead fish, and muted, but he managed to stand his ground. He got revenge the good-ol' fashioned way, in a nice game of TorD (Truth or Dare). HHAH SO MUCH BLACKMAIL FROM THAT.

During this period, rumor spread on another server that Cosmic was 9 years old (WHICH I AM NOT). Anyways, Cosmic didn't know how fast this rumor had spread, and let his guard down in front of Spitfire, by saying that he was nine as a joke. Spitfire had taken notice of the rumor, and screenshotted the conversation as blackmail. Now practically a dozen people have this piece of blackmail, making Cosmic very, very, very angsty.

## Phase 4 - Never Gonna Give You Up

Continuing from the previous section, Cosmic got very angsty, and began his Rickroll spree. Never has anyone seen so many rickrolls. "Gonna never trust him ever again." was what everyone said. Give Cosmic some time, and BAM! You're rickrolled. You can see how Cosmic rickrolled you in the vc, in the chat, even in the "look at the first word in each sentence trick." Up you look, you just got Rickrolled!.

Anyways, people got really annoyed at Cosmic... and thus began the Great War. jkjk. They were very angsty at Cosmic and made his life miserable.

Let's just say he made no friends during his Crazed Rickroller period. Go Figure.

## Phase 5 - A Milder Taste

After a while, Cosmic began to become a better person, though still *ahem* a bit er.. miffed. Let's hope Cosmic contributes to this phase and contributes to the positiveness of Stuart Central. No sarcasm intended. Anyways, he became much more friendly (friendliness is relative) and only got into a FEW MINOR arguments. <-- Now try saying that with a straight face.

## Trivia

* Best person at Connect 4 on SC
* Part of the OG GANG group chat
* Likes Coffee
* Likes to play Truth or Dare
* Doesn't write a lot of poems anymore
* Has sent over 20000 messages so far as of January 2021
* Has been muted 8 times by Whims (as of 2020)

## Quotes

"best movie i've watched was thomas the train engine 10 hours"

"im annoying duh"

"yeah, why do people hate me, what have i ever done to them?"

"no theres a conspiracy going on"

"i don't have 2 brain cells"

"everyone will eventually die, soo..."

"ALL OF YOU SHALL FACE EMBARRASMENT OF THE DEEPEST ROTURE MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHhahahahaahahhahahhah"

"ima sit in a corner and cry"

## Appearances

### Debut

9/10/20

Look there on the box-->

Or just go to my yt vid right here to find out more about me--> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo

## Things that annoy me the most.

* Getting rickrolled
* Being called a nine year old
* Losing in Connect 4
* When I don't have a good response and then get roasted (only happened once but still)
* People obsessing over tiny things
* Getting Muted
* Getting Bombed
* People not admitting defeat (basically myself)
* Being exposed
* Being blocked
* MEE6
* No images in general

## Poems for you to roast people (they're free for use; your welcome) (i edited that bc cosmic cant spell)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I thought (insert name here) was ugly

But what happened to you?

Hello there! How do you do!

Must be so sad, with negative IQ

At least you have a life, congrats to you!

What was that? You don't have one too?

You thought that was funny? Say that to your face.

Your arguments are petty, I bet their out of place

Your words are pure trash, and so are you

So I'll say you take this big fat NO U.

Sorry I'm too lazy I'll add a few more later.