Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 15: Jeff Gorvette's 6th win

Takes place at Nigtdona.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: So, this track, I'm hunting for my first Florida 500 win!

Jeff Gorvette: Or I'll get my first win at this track!

Dale Earnhardt: We'll see!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: You're qualifying in 3rd!

Jef fgorvette: Ok! Who ever is at pole, I'll draft with him!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: Here we go! The 1995 Pepsi 400 is underway!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 50)

Ken Squier: It's lap 50, and the outside pole sitter, and the mean pink car, Eugene Carburaski is in the lead! Right behind him is the Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead from that mean pink car, Carburaski!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 36 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! Must have the lead from that mean pink car! (goes into the inside)

Eugene Carburaski: What did you call me? (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: OH AND EUGENE CARBURASKI IS BLOCKING GORVETTE!

Ned Carrett: They're heading to turn 3! Carburaski is still in the lead with Gorvette second!

Pinkie: We'll see when Jeff to do a bump-n-run and take the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: I'M GONNA BUMP THE 36 CAR OUT OF THE WAY! (does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski)

Eugene Carburaski: ARGH!

Spike: And Jeff Gorvette has done it! He has done it and he takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds the lead to the start finish line and leads lap 50!

(lap 57)

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA HA HA! I know have you!

Jeff Gorvette: OH NO!

Ned Carrett: They're heading to turn 3, and Jeff Gorvette doesn't want to get passed by the mean pink car, Eugene Carburaski!

Eugene Carburaski: SCREW YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: And, OH NO! EUGENE CARBURASKI DOES A BUMP-N-RUN ON JEFF GORVETTE AND TAKES THE LEAD!

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski completes lap 57!

(lap 68)

Murray Clutchburn: I'm gonna give Jeff Gorvette a push! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: They're heading to turn 3! Eugene Carburaski and Jeff Gorvette would fight for the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: HEY MR MEAN PINK CAR! YOU WON'T HAVE TO GET AWAY WITH THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette has done a bump-n-run on Carburaski and takes the lead!

Eugene Caarburaski: THAT'S NOT FAIR, JERK GORVETTE!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette now completes lap 68!

(lap 94)

Ken Squier: It's lap 94! Jeff Gorvette in the lead with his teammate, Murray Clutchburn in 2nd, and Eugene Carburaski in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: And Murray Clutchburn is still giving Jeff a push! They don't want to get passed by that mean pink car Eugene Carburaski!

Sputter Stop: Go low of the 24 car!

Murray Clutchburn: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: And Murray CLutchburn goes by Jeff Gorvette for the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm gonna give the 92 a push! (pushes Murray Clutchburn)

Pinkie: And Jeff Gorvette will start to give Murray Clutchburn a push as they're going to turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Eugene Carburaski is having a hard time ceatching up with the 2 leaders!

Ken Squier: Can Eugene Carburaski make the pass on Murray Clutchburn, maybe no! Clutchburn holds him as Jeff Gorvette leads lap number 94!

(lap 99)

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Murray Clutchburn)

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette has passed Murray Clutchburn and they're coming to turn 3!

Sputter Stop crew cheif: Give the 24 car a push!

Murray Clutchburn: I am gonna do it! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now Murray Clutchburn gives Jeff Gorvette a push and they're about to exit turn number 4!

Ned Carrett: Eugene Carburaski still doesn't have a chance to take the lead!

ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 99!

(lap 107)

Ken Squier: It's lap 107! Jeff Gorvette is in the lead! His teammate, Murray Clutchburn in 2nd and the mean pink car Eugene Carburaski in 3rd! The Intiminator, Dale Earnhardt is in 4th!

Eugene Carburaski: JEFF IS A SPOILED LOSER! (passes Murray Clutchburn)

Ned Carrett: And Eugene Carburaski has gone by Murray Clutchburn! He's now gonna challange on the leader Jeff Gorvette!

Spike: Now they're gonna fight entering turn 3!

Pinkie: I hate Eugene Carburaski eventhough he's pink and I love the color pink!

Eugene Carburaksi: HA HA HA! GOTYA AGAIN! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: OH! And Eugene Carburaski does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is almost passed by Murray Clutchburn but Murray is giving him a push as Eugene Carburaski leads lap 107!

(lap 131)

Ken Squier: It's lap 131! Eugene Carburaski is still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette 2nd and his teammate, Murray Clutchburn in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: And Eugene Carburaski is the mean pink car! He is the main villan this race!

Spike: And a worse racer, Chick Hicks is luckly not in this race!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: You got it! (goes into the inside)

Eugene Carburaski: No sure! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: STOP IT!

Ned Carrett: OH AND EUGENE CARBURASKI BLOCKS HIM!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Eugene Carburaski is still the leader! Jeff Gorvette still drafting him in 2nd!

Jeff Gorvette: HERE IT IS AGAIN! (does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski)

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run again! He takes the lead!

Eugene Carburaski: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski gets passed by Jeff Gorvette and Murray Clutchburn as Jeff leads lap 131!

(lap 157)

Eugene Carburaski: SCREW YOU, MULLY CRAPBURN! TAKE THIS! (turns Murray Clutchburn)

Murray Clutchburn: This is gonna hurt! (hits Alloy Wilson) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (goes airborn and flips)

Ken Squier: TROUBLE! MURRAY CLUTCHBURN CRASHING OVER AND OVER!

Ned Carrett: OH NO! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

Pinkie: That was pretty bad for Murray.

Ken Squier: 4 cars are also in the crash including the racer who crashes every single race, Johnny Blamer!

Faux Wheel Drive: It's over.

Johnny Blamer: (cries) I HATE THIS! I HATE CRASHING EVERY SINGLE RACE! I WANT A FINISH! I WANT A WIN! NOT ANOTHER CRASH!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I know that my teammate, Murray Clutchburn got flipped!

Ray Reverham: Ready for a pit stop?

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! This will be a fast pit stop!

(2 laps later, the restart for one lap to go, then to the finish)

Ken Squier: And we're back on the restart with 1 lap to go in the Pepsi 400!

Ned Carrett: And Eugene Carburaski trying to make a last lap pass, but Jeff Gorvette doesn't want that!

Eugene Carburaski: I'm gonna pass this guy!

Jeff Gorvette: STOP THIS MEAN RACER! (blocks Eugene Carburaski)

Spike: Eugene Carburaski looking to the inside, but Jeff Gorvette gets a great block!

Ned Carrett: Jeff is not gonna give up this lead!

Eugene Carburaski: TIME FOR THE BUMP N RUN AGAIN!

Jeff Gorvette: SEEYA SUCKER! (drives away)

Ken Squier: Eugene is about to do a bum-n-run, but this time, NO!

Eugene Carburaski: UGH!

Ken Squier: JEFF HOLDS THIS LEAD! EUGENE IS BEHIND HIM, AND IT'S JEFF GORVETTE WINING THE PEPSI 400!

Jeff Gorvette: OH YEAH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugene Carburaski: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dale Earnhardt: Good job, Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh yeah! My first win at Nightdona! WHOOOO, HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugene Carburaksi: THIS CAN'T BE! THIS CAN'T BE! YOU'RE A BIG LOSER, JERK GORVETTE!

Dale Earnhardt: Eugene Carburaski, be nice to Jeff Gorvette!

Eugene Carburaski: I DON'T CARE! BYE! (leaves the track)

Jeff Gorvette: But what about Murray Clutchburn?

Dale Earnhardt: He got flipped by Carburaski!

Jeff Gorvette: Yah! Eugene Carburaski: You mean that mean pink car!

Dale Earnhardt: Yes, kid.

(victory lane)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette, congratulations! What a way to finish line going!

Jeff Gorvette: Thank you, Spike. It was on a rail today! We had one time when we missed a little bit on it but you know we had a great pit stop! We, you know, we lost this thing in the pits here in February! My guys know it but they're strong! They fought back and they won this one force in the pit that God's out there first! I said "All us do is get me out first", and we could hold them off! I didn't want to see that caution concerned hearts! The best there is on restarts and luckly Eugene and I were battling on the final lap and we would come across the finish first and it's awsome.

Spike: What was going through your mind when you saw the green and the white wave simultaneously? Why did you think Carburaski, the mean pink car we're gonna try to do with that final lap?

Jeff Gorvette: Well, Carburaski kept trying to pass me and I was good blocking him and you get out and get away and then he's got on the draft and he just blows behind me so I acctully was letting up on the start! Eugene and I'd take off! I'd slow up a little bit, get behind me andtrying to pass me, but I blocked him and you know then him and I start battling once I got stopped by sign news all over, but, hey, Gotta think that DuPont Automotive Finishes, Vitoline, N2O Cola, Pizza Planet, GMAC, man! She's a ton of people in me. Lightyear, man they had a great tire today! I'm really proud of this team! They did a great job! We haven't won here an official race and this is the one! This is the one to win!

Spike: That's about as officials! You could get his fourth win of the year! They call him Wonder Boy! How about bonus boy! He won two unical bonus try beats boys his first win at Nightdona International Speedway! So, racers including some retired ones, and the winner, what's your feelings about Murray? Strip Weathers will start.

The King: I have no clue.

James Robson: Me neither. This is my retirement season!

Darrell Cartrip: Agreed with King and Roger.

Dale Earnhardt: Speechless.

Jeff Gorvette: I'm so speechless, my teammate just CRASHED!

Female Sputter Stop Pitty (crying): MY PRECIOUS MURRAY!

Sputter Stop Crew Chief (crying): WORST!

Klint Shiftright: I'm nervous.

Kraig Shiftright I agree with my son.

Chuck Armstrong: Disgraceful!

Billy Oilchanger: Disgusting!

Haul Inngas: Despicable!

Gerald leadfoot: I agree with Chuck, Billy, and Haul!