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Black Baby (character)

The glorious baby

> "I was born into the Blackness" ~ Black Baby
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**Black Baby** is a small, plump, blackish-bronze baby of indeterminate gender who dwells in an underground labyrinth, where they are constantly pursued by large idiotic Manoliths who have an unhealthily strong desire to kick them in the face. They may or may not be of African ethnicity.

## Story

According to prophecy, when the Great Darkness arrests the growth of all life on our world, a chosen child carrying the blood of the Goddess will appear to rescue the Spirit of Life.

When 100 days of famine and death befell its homeland, an unusually shiny newborn child, Black Baby, was thrust into a dungeon by their loving parents to face the Great Darkness in its Darksome Corner.

Black Baby bravely ventured throughout the dungeon, cutting down many of the Manoliths guarding the Darksome Corner with a found axe. Unfortunately, Black Baby ultimately failed their quest, missing a crucial axe throw and getting kicked in the face continuously until death by a Manolith. At least, that's what they thought.

Years later, seemingly out of nowhere, the baby began to roam the cursed halls yet again, almost like he hadn't ever died and not seeming to have aged at all, and this time, they were ready. Destroying the Manoliths of the corridors one by one (though having mercy on very few), he was unstoppable and enraged. With the eyes of a hawk and the aimings of a veteran, he axed more Manoliths than any baby before or after, collecting the souls of the dead and cleansing the rooms that once were deemed mortal. They even managed to kill the Manoliths that had supposedly killed them before. Finally, after defeating the boss of them all, he managed to escape those cursed hallways once and for all.

According to forums on RobbieChan, they now work at McDonald's, slicing the heads off of raccoons to be made into McNuggets. He is also said to have a wife and 2 kids, of whom nothing is currently known.

Unexpectedly, Black Baby made their triumphant return in The Worm War, where they were cloned four times and placed in the battlefield against their collective will. It is unknown if he or any of the clones are currently alive.

## Personality

Despite his stature, Black Baby faced their trials with incredible courage and determination. Beneath their tiny chocolatey exterior beats a large, overly kind heart. On several occasions, they tried to use diplomacy to win over their enemies, even though each attempt ended with a kick to their beautiful baby face. Brave, cunning, and shrewd, Black Baby is a true hero.

## Notable Quotes

* "Eh...Hello...I've seen you guys around her... Stop... I think that we could work something out... I think we could work out... **AAAAAHHH! STAAAAAAAAHP!***"*
* "Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! You hear that? I'm not AFRAID! **I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE!** **AAAAAAAAAAHH**"
* "**HELLO DOWN THERE, I SAY, I SAY HELLO DOWN THERE!!!**"
Five Nights At Freddy's

Boo!

***Five Nights at Freddy's*** (Also known as ***5 Nites @ Teh Fredzors***) is a survival horror game developed and published by Scott Cawthon (who later made 8 sequels and retired in 2021 after some political findings that should not be discussed here), and is universally agreeded upon that this is the spookiest game in existence. The game (and the series by extention) is said to be cursed by Doug Walker and The Suicidal Squid.

You play as Michael Afton (under the pseudonym of Mike Schmidt), a security guard employed by Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, who must complete his midnight shift that lasts from 12:00 am to 6:00 a.m. (several minutes in real time) without being killed by the four animatronic animal mascots that inhabit the facility.

## Playthrough

Started on October 28th for Boney Plays 2019, Chris, Cory and Dave started the game, commenting on the screen wrapping technique, Game Theory and Markiplier (who is the KING. OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!) videos, book/movie adaptations and overall just joking around. Unfortunately for them, things get pretty spooky, with the Bois often getting jumpscared by the animatronics. They managed to make it to Night Four.

On October 30th, after being jumpscared by Foxy the Pirate, they quit out of fear and didn't get to beat the fifth and custom night; so really the game should be called Four Nights at Freddy's, which would still make the abbreviation FNAF, so it's all cool.

## Episodes

1. Five Nights At Freddy's (FNAF)
2. PHANTOM PLAYS
3. FNAF with LYRICS
Biomutant

***Biomutant*** is an action role-playing game developed by Swedish developer Experiment 101 and published by THQ Nordic. The player takes control of a customizable mammalian warrior in an open world filled with mutated animals.

Described by the Funny Boys, the game has a very uneven tone, with several elements of the game contradicting each other as if it was all thrown into a pot and mixed together without a second thought, which left them quite angry at the game. There's a story that takes itself way too seriously, but also keeps using stupid words like Mooma and Wonky Mump. Characters have dialogue, but has a David Attenborough sound-a-like narrate the entire game as if it was a documentary. The gameplay also includes stuff like a skill-tree, a crafting system, comic book-like onomatopoeia during combat, etc.

## Episodes

1. BIOMUTANT
2. PLEASE look at Tomar in BIOMUTANT
3. "Gaze Upon My Creation" in BIOMUTANT
4. Don't Drown That Rat in BIOMUTANT
5. NO MERCY For The Enemies in BIOMUTANT
Friday the 13th: The Game

***Friday the 13th: The Game*** is a survival horror video game developed by IllFonic and published by Gun Media. It is based on the film franchise of the same name. The game is an asymmetrical multiplayer game, pitting up to seven players controlling Camp Crystal Lake counselors against one player controlling Jason Voorhees. It is a semi-open world game, with players able to explore it further.

Due to licensing issues with series co-creator Victor Miller, the game servers were unfortunately shut down in November 2020. The game is to be delisted on December 31st, 2023, due to the license expiring. Furthermore, the game's dedicated servers will also be shut down, leaving players without the ability to join online multiplayer matches.

## Episodes

1. Get 'Em with the Catsup
2. Zibbidy WOW
3. These People Are Strange
4. You Cringe You Lose Ecks Dee
5. FINALE
Ghostwire: Tokyo

***Ghostwire: Tokyo*** is a 2022 action-adventure game developed by Tango Gameworks and published by Bethesda Softworks.

Nearly all of Tokyo's citizens have vanished mysteriously, and Yokai (known as Visitors) have invaded the city. Akito, the game's protagonist, is possessed and saved by a spirit detective named KK after a motorcycle accident, who, while having his own agenda, grants him supernatural powers. As Akito combats the Yokai haunting the city, he encounters a group wearing Hannya masks who may unveil the mystery behind the strange events in Tokyo, one of which is the kidnapping of Akito’s sister.

## Episode

1. GHOSTWIRE: TOKYO
2. Chuggin' Tomar's Finger in GHOSTWIRE: TOKYO
Freddy the Burger Flipper

Come on everypony smile, smile, smile

Freddy the Burger Flipper is a character from AI Dungeon that is famous for throwing hot grease onto a customer's face, getting raped by other customers who then drive him to Bronycon, and punching a neckbeard at Bronycon and saving the day. He's truly one of the greatest heroes of our time.
Blue Woman

Stupid

> "You're not supposed to be back here, you know? ... what? You're looking for your cat? Oh... it's not YOUR cat? Well, be careful around here. Make sure this cat is worth it, if it wandered into that abandoned building." - Blue Woman says in blue text.
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The **Blue Woman** is a background character from YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG. She quickly talks to Alex before disappearing into nothingness.

## Appearance

As suggested by the name, Blue Woman has blue hair and blue makeup. She also wears a beautiful white dress with a black vest.

## Trivia

* Chris finds Blue Woman beautiful, even naming the second part of the YIIK playthrough after her.
Doodle Julian

This little man is actually an alternate universe counterpart of Julian, who met a grave fate.

## Background

His design can't be reachable without a good capable mouse, though his smile seemingly says all, he is actually in severe pain due to him transforming into a creepy pasta after being trapped in the internet, his most prized possession is the Pain Bucket,

The painting of this disaster would still hanging to this day, forever trapped with Mario and Homer, but he was gladly kill to a rocket explosion by the Main universe Chris.
Home Alone

***Home Alone*** is a Game Boy game based on the film of the same name written by John Hughes. Other versions of the game were released for the Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Master System, Sega Genesis, Game Gear, Amiga and MS-DOS platforms.

Kevin McCallister is left home alone when his family goes on Christmas vacation to Paris. He must prevent Harry and Marv, the "Wet Bandits", from burgling his home, using various household objects as traps and/or weapons. In the Game Boy version, the player has to gather up various items and then dump them into a laundry chute to deposit them into a safe. Sometimes, the player might resort to using the items the bandits planned to steal against them by dropping them on their heads, as well as instigate certain traps as in the movie (e.g. dropping a paint can on their heads).

## Trivia

* This was the last playthrough/video uploaded in 2021.
Icelandic Starer

***The Icelandic Starer*** is a folkloric creature known to many Iceland residents, resembling a gigantic red lizard. Only coming when the snow has reached a certain height, the Icelandic Starer will emerge from its cavern and tunnel through the snow in search of homes.

Upon finding a home, the Icelandic Starer will tap on the home's window in an attempt to lure in the home's residents. The Icelandic Starer will then use its lightning powers to electrocute the victim.

## History

The tale of the Icelandic Starer was first introduced in A WEBSPLORERS Christmas; whilst scrolling through Reddit, Chris, Tomar and Zach found a post describing someone's getaway flat, which pictured a wall of snow blocking the window, with a mysterious tunnel carved through it. Zach begged Chris to open up MS Paint and draw the animal that dwells within, to which he obliged.

## Trivia

* Despite living amongst the ice and snow, the Icelandic Starer is cold-blooded like any other lizard. It survives the cold by stabbing holes into cars and pouring the antifreeze into a thermos to drink later.
It Takes Two

Will the Book of Lyle be able to fix Chris and Tomar's broken marriage? Probably not, but it'll be fun to watch anyways!

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Lyle Burruss
* Joshua Tomar

### Complete Series

Link

***It Takes Two*** is an action-adventure platforming game developed by Hazelight Studios and published by Electronic Arts. The game was released for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S on March 26th, 2021.

The game is specifically designed for split-screen cooperative multiplayer with no single-player option, which means that it must be played with another player through either local or online play. You play as Cody and May, a couple going through a divorce. They have been magically turned into dolls made by their daughter, Rose. Together, trapped in a fantastical world, they must find a way to get back into their bodies and save their fractured relationship.

## Episodes

1. IT TAKES TWO
2. Getting Hammered in IT TAKES TWO
3. Really NAILING Tomar in IT TAKES TWO
Civilization VI

***Sid Meier's Civilization VI*** is a turn-based strategy 4X video game developed by Firaxis Games, published by 2K Games, and distributed by Take-Two Interactive, with the Mobile port published by Aspyr Media. The latest entry into the *Civilization* series, the goal for the player is to develop a civilization from an early settlement through many in-game millennia to become a world power and achieve one of several victory conditions, such as through military domination, technological superiority, or cultural influence, over the other human and computer-controlled opponents.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. CIVILIZATION VI
2. Freaking out Tomar in CIVILIZATION VI
3. Playing CIVILIZATION VI Backwards⸮⸮
4. "I'm Still ALIVE!" in CIVILIZATION VI
5. Being Quirky in CIVILIZATION VI (Now with Cory)
6. Practicing our C-I-V's in CIVILIZATION VI
7. Wormtropolis Emerges in CIVILIZATION VI
8. Wormism Is Back in CIVILIZATION VI
9. Building Worm Statues in CIVILIZATION VI
10. Wormism.com in CIVILIZATION VI
11. Praising the Nuke in CIVILIZATION VI
12. brb gotta go play CIVILIZATION VI again
13. Naruto running to CIVILIZATION VI
14. Spreading the Good Worm in CIVILIZATION VI
15. President Cory Returns in CIVILIZATION VI
16. Writing the new Family Guy in CIVILIZATION VI
17. There and Back Again in CIVILIZATION VI

## Trivia

* The game perfectly encapsulates how Tomar sees all humanity: nothing but numbers and pawns in his game for world domination.

## Gallery

A tiny little Cory sits upon the shoulder of Emperor O'Neill, in the thumbnail for Episode 5.
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy

***Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy*** is a platform video game compilation developed by Vicarious Visions and published by Activision. It is a collection of remasters of the first three titles in the *Crash Bandicoot* series: *Crash Bandicoot*, *Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back*, and *Crash Bandicoot: Warped*, all which were originally developed by Naughty Dog for the PlayStation and released from 1996 to 1998.

## Episodes

### Crash Bandicoot

1. Haha Wee
2. Belly Booten
3. Coco Baldicoot
4. Look What Daddy Found
5. Worst of Weird Al
6. Brazilimon
7. Poor Cortex
8. Full Circle
9. Slippin' Slime

### Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

1. Who Pee'd in the Air?
2. Pit Nickers
3. Bad Little Bandi
4. Slippin' Die
5. I like you
6. Apologies

### Crash Bandicoot Warped

1. You're a Fartist
2. Meangers
3. I Like Pee
4. Drag & Drop
Heart of Darkness

" Yeah, I'm gonna have a fucking tantrum when I play this piece of shit! "
 — Zach reacting to Tantrum Entertainment, distributor for Heart of Darkness in his iconic Irate Gamer voice.

***Heart of Darkness*** is a cinematic platform video game developed Amazing Studio and and published by Interplay Productions. The game revolves around a boy named Andy with a fear of the dark, who during a solar eclipse gets his dog Whisky mysteriously kidnapped by a dark force. Determined to get his best friend back, he sets out in his spaceship to retrieve him from the alien Darklands to where he was taken.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. Screaming Boy
2. Swim Boy
3. Worm Boy
4. Bleep Boy
5. Burn Boy
6. Anger Boy
Ding Dongs Kids

Art by Tithinian

These are the Kids of our Beloved Dingus Dongus.

One day, Ding Dong and his children went out to watch a classic film of the Pirates Of The Caribbean saga, though something happened that made them never visit the Theater again. The Kids say that it had to do with a foot fetish.

The main problem with this occurrence is that this only happened in one theater. People say that it was the projectionist, though it was probably just a strange mind game.
Harry Partridge

OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!

**Harry Partridge** (also known as **HappyHarry**) is a longtime friend of Oney and popular animator, best known as the creator of Starbarians and Dr.Bees as well as many other standalone shorts. His first appearance on Oneyplays was during their playthrough of Hercules where he made a brief appearance alongside Schmeebly the Janitor to spread the good word of Islam. He would later make a couple appearances on Slightly Artistic where he would proceed to draw (and rightfully poke fun at) famous Youtubers as well as the cast of Channel Awesome.

## Quotes

* "I’ve evolved to be scared of complete darkness and… y’know actors.”
* "Shane Dawson ate a giant chocolate cake in front of the whole school!"
Ireland

***Ireland*** also known as the ***Republic of Ireland***, is a country in north-western Europe consisting of 26 of the 32 counties of the island of Ireland.

## History

The first evidence of human presence in Ireland dates to around 33,000 years ago, around 10,500 to 7,000 BC. The Vikings first attacked Ireland in 795 AD, founding Ireland’s first towns, Dublin, Wexford, Cork, and Limerick, around the 10th century. They also gave Ireland its name, a combination of the Gaelic word Eire and the Viking word land. In time the Vikings settled down, they intermarried with the Irish and accepted Christianity.

Several millennia later, a mysterious Italian conman moved into Wexford, Ireland, and became a popular figure in the town. Giuseppe was eventually ran out of town after the revelation that he had owned everyone in town thousands of euros.

## Locations

### Wexford

***Wexford*** is the county town of County Wexford, Ireland, and was the hometown of Chris O'Neill. It had a population of 20,188 according to the 2016 census. The town was founded by the Vikings in about 800 AD. They named it Veisafjǫrðr, meaning "inlet of the mudflats", and the name has changed only slightly into its present form. Wexford is also home to The Chocolate Jelly River, a build-up of mud near the Wexford Harbor where most citizens throw lots of rocks into.

## Known Inhabitants

* Aunt Lizz
* Barry O'Neill
* Big Bernie
* Bloinkus
* Blommie
* Chris
* Chris O'Neill
* Chris' Mom
* Chris' Pet Eel
* Chris' Sister
* Flippo
* Giuseppe (Formely)
* Giuseppe's Wife
* Harry Henry
* Iami
* Itchy Ishmel
* Jack
* Johnny
* Kevin
* Martin
* Niall Murray (Formely)
* Papa O'Neill
* Paul
* Roberto
* Schmuckus
* Shawn
* Stinky
* Terry
* Toinkus
* Twonkus
* Uncle Apeist
* The Will-'o-the-Wisp

## Gallery

Concept art by Harrison Klein of Giuseppe and several Ireland townsfolk.
Claudio Unkrich

Claudio preparing his Mahou Shoujo speech.

**Claudio Unkrich** is a *very funny* character from the hit single *YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG*. He's a lovable man with a soon-to-be-dead career and a very political sister. He really gets off on shitty girl anime and it's the only thing moving him forward in every single reality. Some say that if Claudio doesn't say the word "anime" once per day, he gets infected by the YIIKening.

He is Alex YIIK's best bro, mainly because he wasn't there during 80% of the time that Alex was being a horrible and annoying little ginger man to his friends.

## Trivia

* He has a car.
* He gets off on everything.
* His younger brother went missing due to being an Alex.
* Traveled to Japan in his birthday, where he presumably committed horrible actions against the beautiful Japanese middle- and high-schoolers.
* Knows how to pick locks, **but it isn't because he's black or anything!**
* Pushed Alex into the mud for sexually assaulting Rory.
CrackMILF.com

"Your one stop shop to we-haven't-figured-it-out-yet"

**CrackMILF.com** is a website owned and operated by Lyle and Tomar that promises to deliver the highest quality whatever-it-is that the website does. It was first introduced upon the world in the boys' playthrough of Bowser's Fury and has ever since grown to be the biggest website with the words Crack and MILF in them. The story goes that in 1965 old grandpa Lylebert (the first and original Lylebert) handed down his grandson an ornate box with a carbine inside and carved into the carbine were the words CrackMILF.com; Lyle made it his life's mission to continue his grandfather's legacy, a promise he kept to this very day. During an unspecified period of time the website was stolen by Ukrainian separatists and/or the woman from Breaking Bad who looks like a crackMILF, but Tomar was able to single-handedly get it back.
Kermit the Frog

" The Republicans... "
 — Kermit the frog expressing his distaste for the Republican Party.

Kermit the Frog is the former host of The Muppet Show, a proud liberal and iced tea drinker.

## Personality

Personality-wise, Kermit is almost every negative stereotype about left-leaning people wrapped up into a tiny amphibian body. His favorite pastime is ranting about Republicans and corporations, whether it be about actual issues such as harvesting oil from protected wildlife reserves, or something relatively mundane such as Amazon being a shit company. He is so liberal that he views his fellow liberals as bigots for not being liberal enough, and frequently turns on them even when they agree with him. This is exemplified by a public speech he had with fellow libtard Zach Hadel, with the former lashing out at the latter without provocation. When Zach responded by saying "I'm on your side, dude", Kermit responded in denial saying "No you're not". This moment demonstrated that in the eyes of this crazy little frog, if you are not 100% on the same page with him then you are his enemy. He also enjoys drinking iced tea.

## Quotes

* "Is it true that you have an egg-shaped penis?"
* "Fuck you, Hadel. Fuck you."
* "The Republicans..."
* "But that's none of my business."
* "And that is *all* of our business."
* "Back to making Republican memes."

## Trivia

* Kermit interviewed Jeffrey Epstein during the latter's deposition, inquiring about whether or not he has an egg-shaped penis.
Harvester

***Harvester*** is a 1996 point-and-click adventure game written and directed by Gilbert P. Austin. Players take on the role of Steve Mason, an eighteen-year-old-boy who awakens in a Midwestern town in 1953 with no memory of who he is and a vague sense he does not belong there; over the course of the next week, he is coerced or manipulated into performing a series of seemingly mundane tasks with increasingly violent consequences at the behest of "The Order of the Harvest Moon," a cult-like organization which seems to dominate the town and which promises to reveal the truth about Steve and his presence in Harvest.

## Playthrough

Chris, Tomar and Lyle began their playthrough of Harvester on October 20th, 2021 for Boney Plays. They put out two episodes before taking a break from the game, and returning to it after a month or so under the normal OneyPlays banner.

## Episodes

1. HARVESTER
2. More of this CRAZY game - HARVESTER
3. Asking Mom for permission in HARVESTER
4. Having "Quality Time" in HARVESTER
Elden Ring

Tomar and Lyle love Chris' big witch hat. It protects them from the sunlight.

***Elden Ring*** is an action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment. The game was directed by Hidetaka Miyazaki and made in collaboration with fantasy novelist George R. R. Martin, who provided material for the game's setting.

*Elden Ring* is presented through a third-person perspective, with players freely roaming its interactive open world. Gameplay elements include combat, featuring several types of weapons and magic spells, horseback riding, summons, and crafting. *Elden Ring* received critical acclaim, with praise for its open world gameplay. The game sold 12 million copies worldwide within three weeks of its release.

## Episodes

1. ELDEN RING
2. Ye Olde' Rats Tale in ELDEN RING
3. Nice Lil' Level Up in ELDEN RING
4. Sky Wolves in ELDEN RING
5. RETURN TO ELDEN RING
6. Keep Your Hand on Your Gun in ELDEN RING
7. Tomar's Pickle in ELDEN RING
8. Now They're Up In ELDEN (RING)
9. Getting Peeved Off in ELDEN RING

## Gallery

Thumbnail used for the 2023 Playthrough, featuring Malenia, Blade of Miquella.
Adventures of Chris

Adventures of Chris is a '90s-inspired adventure platformer developed by Guin Entertainment and published by Graffiti Games for PC and the Nintendo Switch. You play as the titular Chris, who has to travel around unlocking/customizing special abilities in order to save the world from evil cartoony villains.

Despite being a weird inflation-fetishy game, it suprisingly has a charming aspect to it, with some OneyPlays fans saddened by a lack of a conclusion.

## Episodes

1. THE ADVENTURES OF CHRIS
2. DISGUSTING Deflating Noises in THE ADVENTURES OF CHRIS
3. "Eating" Cookies in THE ADVENTURES OF CHRIS
4. Slurping Up Delicious Milkshakes in THE ADVENTURES OF CHRIS
5. EXCITING Celebrity Guests in THE ADVENTURES OF CHRIS
6. MUKBANGIN' in THE ADVENTURES OF CHRIS
7. insulting small children in THE ADVENTURES OF CHRIS
Bloody Mary

> "I LOVE YOU JULIAN" - Bloody Mary coming out of Julian's bathroom mirror.
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**Bloody Mary** is a folklore ghostly figure, wife of Doctor N. Gin and mother to Julian Marcel. To summon her, you must chant her name three times in front of a mirror in a dark room. She will then come out from the mirror and either scream, curse the person who summoned them, throw Boiling Milk in their eyes or strangle them.

She was first mentioned by her son in Crash Bandicoot Episode One - WOMAN.OBJ, with Chris doing an immaculate impression of her.

In Crash Bandicoot Episode One - WOMAN.OBJ Julian mentions that his mother comes out of a mirror and her name must be chanted 3 times to appear, leaving many to speculate if Bloody Mary is in fact his mother.
Five Nights At Freddy's VR: Help Wanted

"Chris, Voldemort is gonna be pissed if you fuck his house up"

**Five Nights At Freddy's VR: Help Wanted** is a virtual reality survival horror game developed by Steel Wool and published by Scottgames. It is the ninth installment in the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Gameplay is presented from the first-person perspective and focuses on a series of minigames based on previous games in the series, in which the player must evade attacks from sentient animatronics.

The game follows an unnamed indie developer hired by Fazbear Entertainment to create a video game series based on the events of the previous seven games to help improve its public image after a series of debilitating lawsuits, following several incidents and disasters that allegedly occurred at their various locations.

The game received praise from critics and fans alike, being chosen as the final game of Boney Plays 2022 and its seven years of history, and the first time that Chris willingly recorded themselves playing a game. That's how important it is.

## Episode

1. FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S: HELP WANTED (FNAF VR)

## Trivia

* Chris spent around 5 million dollars on the camera equipment, setting, CGI and actors to perfectly portray how he and his friends would look like in real life. What, you thought those were really them? Are you mad?!
Isgonna Die

The Deadest Bitch In California (Art by Cruddyhands)

Mrs. Deadlady

Corpseoheena

Dead Wife (Chaz)

Betty (Bisexual Fling in College)

Melinda Finster, better known as "Isgonna Die", Is Chaz's dead wife who made him awaken his necrophilia fetish.

## History

Melinda was born into Deadtopia, a society for people who will die. She became mayor but she relinquished herself from that position upon finding Chaz Finster, who was a loser type of geek. She stole his vital fluids one night in his sleep and grew her son Toddlerinio in a test tube but decided Chuckie would probably be a better name for her artificial baby son. She ate him and held him in her womb for 9 months and then gave birth.

## Death

Chuckie was so ugly at birth that she got sick with a terminal illness known as "Ugly Baby Witnessing Disease". She died when Chuckie was only one but came back to life only to die again after the episode *Real Or Robots*after being told by her friends how much of a wimp Chuckie was.

## Rebirth

Chuckie would later encounter Mr. Friend, who was in reality, Chuckie's mom reborn. She spread her essence to all the other Mr. Friends, but Chuckie and all of his friends killed them all. It is prophecized that on July 1st, 2019, she will come back to life to call Chuckie a "stupid fucking loser ass bitch" and move to California to train to fight against Motifa when she comes back.

## Trivia

* Chaz likes to look at her dead body parts with lust.
* Stu was responsible for her reincarnation as Mr. Friend.
* She has the power to stop whoever keeps saying Despacito in the comments.
Illbleed

**Illbleed** is a survival horror game developed and published by Crazy Games for the Sega Dreamcast.

The game follows horror movie aficionados Eriko Christy, Michel Waters, Joe Kevin Kertsman and Randy Fairbanks, who receive guest passes to a horror amusement park built by reclusive movie director Michael Reynolds, who has filled his park with six terrifying attractions based on his movies, and promised to give one hundred million dollars to anyone who makes it through all six attractions without chickening out. When Eriko's friends fail to come back from their trip, she's forced to investigate through the park.

## Episodes

1. Anita Bandage
2. Jimmy Jimmy
3. Big Bulbous Boy
4. THE RETURN!
5. WooPoo Pet
6. Court of Rhymes

## Gallery

The original Illbleed thumbnail, used in Episodes 1-3.
Cory's Talkin' Tangents

> "This is one of my favorite segments of ours." - Tolmar
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***Cory's Talkin' Tangents*** (pronounced with a hard G, as in "gamer") is a highly popular recurring segment on OneyPlays. It features Cory attempting to discuss something for 20 minutes while Chris and Zach hoot-n-holler in the background. It was an instant hit and quickly became a mainstay of the show.

It makes an appearance in the "Who Would Cory Kiss?" episode of the 2022 playthrough of *Super Mario World*. It begins with Cory attempting to rant about coffee, but soon transitions into complaining about how hard it is for him to tell stories due to the noise of his co-hosts. It is further interrupted by a video game meetup involving various characters from the *Super Mario* franchise, with a confused Cory stuck in the middle. This causes yet another bout of Cory's iconic gamer rage. He is then able to finish his initial rant about coffee—ignoring a brief interruption from SpongeBob and his friends—and leaves with a parting message that the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Curiously, he was unaware of the Industrial Revolution before and during this message.

A similar tangent appears in the first episode of the *Sonic Heroes* playthrough, although not specifically part of the *Cory's Talking Tangents* segment. It centers around family-owned ice cream shops stocking too many undesirable flavors.

Cory's infamous controller outburst could also be considered a tangent, but is not specifically part of the segment.
Chicago

Chicago as seen from Space

**Shi'koggo**, or "**Chicago**" as it is called in the English language, was once the homeworld of Ding Dong and the Chicagoans.

## Landscape

A sizable portion of Chicago's landmass is dominated by sprawling cities not unlike those found on Earth. Ironically enough, these cities do in fact resemble that of Chicago found on Earth. One of the biggest differences is that roads on this planet are curved requiring the Chicagoans to constantly swerve back and forth while driving. The reason for this is unknown.

Chicago Landscape
## History

The Green Cumulon once had intentions of filming his major motion picture The Fappening 2 on Chicago, but never got the chance to, as he was still arguing with the Earth's President at the time.

One fateful day, Markiplier and his army of Let's Players invaded Chicago in order to kidnap several Chicagoans. This has been a traumatic event of which many of the last Chicagoans left have not forgiven him to this day.

Rare footage of Chicago's destruction at the hands of the Let's Players. Watch at your own risk.
Dark Souls III

***Dark Souls III*** is an action role-playing video game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Microsoft Windows. The fourth entry in the *Souls* series, *Dark Souls III* was released in Japan in March 2016 and worldwide in April 2016.

*Dark Souls III* was critically and commercially successful, with critics calling it a worthy and fitting conclusion to the series. It was the fastest-selling game in Bandai Namco's history, shipping over three million copies worldwide within the first two months after release. A complete version containing the base game and both downloadable content expansions, titled *Dark Souls III: The Fire Fades*, was released in April 2017.
D

D

***D*** is a horror-themed interactive movie and adventure game developed by Warp and directed by Kenji Eno. It was first published by Panasonic for the 3DO Interactive Multiplayer in 1995, later being ported to the Sega Saturn, PlayStation, and MS-DOS.

The story follows Laura Harris as she goes to investigate a hospital after learning her father went on a mass murdering spree and barricaded himself inside. The hospital morphs into a castle upon her arrival, which she must explore to find her father. The player controls Laura through computer generated full-motion video (FMV) sequences, and must complete the game within two hours without a save or pause function.

## Episodes

1. Spaghetti Hair
2. Achy Breaky Hip
3. Meatball Tiara
4. Spaghetti Horror
Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time

***Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time*** is a 3D platformer game developed by Toys for Bob and published by Activision. The game is the eighth main installment in the *Crash Bandicoot* series, but takes place after the events of Crash Bandicoot: Warped. On September 16th, 2020, Activision released a demo consisting of the levels "Snow Way Out" and "Dino Dash" as a bonus to those who had pre-ordered a digital copy of the game through the PlayStation Store, which the Bois played first.

The game's story follows Crash Bandicoot and his sister Coco as they travel throughout the multiverse, collecting the all-powerful Quantum Masks in a bid to prevent Doctor Neo Cortex and Doctor Nefarious Tropy from taking over the multiverse. They are indirectly aided by their former enemy Dingodile and an adventuring alternate-dimension counterpart of Crash's old girlfriend Tawna.

## Episodes

1. CRASH BANDICOOT 4: IT'S ABOUT TIME [FIRST LOOK]
2. Let's Begin - CRASH BANDICOOT 4: IT'S ABOUT TIME
3. We're "Full of Seed" - CRASH BANDICOOT 4: IT'S ABOUT TIME
4. Having a BALL - CRASH BANDICOOT 4: IT'S ABOUT TIME
5. "Sorry, I fly Solo" - CRASH BANDICOOT 4: IT'S ABOUT TIME
6. "Awwww kawaii!" - CRASH BANDICOOT 4: IT'S ABOUT TIME
7. "He's gonna spit in your mouth" - CRASH BANDICOOT 4: IT'S ABOUT TIME
Donkey Kong Country

***Donkey Kong Country*** is a 1994 platformer video game developed by Rare and published by Nintendo for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES). It is a reboot of Nintendo's *Donkey Kong* franchise and follows Donkey Kong and his nephew Diddy Kong as they set out to recover their stolen banana hoard from the evil crocodile King K. Rool and his army, the Kremlings. The Boys played the game through the Nintendo Switch's SNES library.

*Donkey Kong Country* was inspired by the *Super Mario* series and was one of the first home console games to feature pre-rendered graphics, achieved through a compression technique that allowed Rare to convert 3D models into SNES sprites with little loss of detail. It was the first *Donkey Kong* game neither produced nor directed by the creator Shigeru Miyamoto, though he contributed design ideas.

## Episode

1. DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
2. Zach the Monkey Master in DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
3. Searching Deep in our BRAINS in DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
Eastsa

The **Eastsa** are a species of ash-white humanoid aliens hailing from the planet Eastsastar. Mature Eastsa are identifiable by their curved heads, which are often mistaken for beehive hairdos. An otherwise supposedly "peaceful" race, the slightest provocation will throw an Eastsa into a blind rage that will cause them to kill anyone they see, including one another. The Eastsa Clan are responsible for the genocide of the Fatbla Tribes and the destruction of Planet Fatbla.

In 2017, elite Eastsa soldiers appeared in the Earth City of Los Santos to destroy Motifa, the last Sister of Fatbla. However, due to Motifa's immense power and their own volatility towards one another, the battalions were quickly dealt with. Is this the last we will see of the Eastsa?
Ian

This is not what he actually looked like, just a theory

Ian is a man of unknown origin that has only once appeared on OneyPlays in The Kingdom Hearts 2 lets-play Episode 4 replacing Chris for approximately 20 seconds until Ding Dong asked Ian to bring back Chris,which he did shortly after the request and leaved the room.Barely nothing is known about him besides his name,the fact that Julian Marcel doesn't like him since he was "giving him funny faces backstage" and that Ding Dong didn't want to know Ian.He will most likely not come back since it doesn't seem he has a good relationship with The Boys.
Bowserfan64ko

This former editor thought he was just so fucking funny linking The Upchucks YouTube channel to every page of the wiki. But unlike Despacito boy, it wasn't endearing, it wass just annoying. Thank Christ we don't have to deal with him anymore or his partner in crime, Poopymcgee369420. And in my opinion, adding 69 or 420 to your name doesn't make you funny. Just stupid.
Broomhilda O'Neill

Mah daughta

Broomhilda O'Neill is Chris's epic, beautiful little daughter who has unfortunately been stuck in the film *Django in Chains* since her birth. Despite this, she appeared in Kingdom Hearts 2 in Halloween Town (how she escaped *Django in Chains* is unknown).

In 2020, when playing Left 4 Dead 2, Chris tells Tomar to "come down the hole" and presented Broomhilda to him. Chris tells Tomar not to fuck her, which prompts Lyle to tell Tomar to "give her a slap." Broomhilda screams in response.

## Trivia

* Chris has probably poured Boiling Milk on Broomhilda's head at one point in time, as he stated he would do so in Pokémon Red Episode 14.
Beefboy

" I'm just beefin' around! "
 — Beefboy's iconic catchphrase

***Beefboy*** is one of Chris's many ~~abominations~~ wonderful creatures, he is a result of a failed experiment of some sort. His most notable feature is his lack of skin, with his body being made up of nothing but beef.

But while he might seem very scary, he is truly very kind and sweet, and we think he may even taste good as well. Beefboy was intended to be the title character of a horror video game designed by Chris and Niall. For whatever reason, the project was cancelled. However, when introduced in a video about VRChat, Beefboy proved to be a quick fan favorite, as demonstrated by the pictures and fanart below.

While he was once seen as a killer monster, he's now well known as quite the loving gentle giant, perhaps his kind nature is the real reason for Chris abandoning his horror game. Why be scared of somebody who wants to be your pal?

The reason for him not being seen in a while is because his model was permanently banned from VRChat due to looking less like animal beef and more like boy beef.

## Gallery

Birth of a Beefboy (by Chris)Father and Son (poster by Sabrina Alberghetti)Beefboy pin designed by Chris (no longer in stock)By John KritsisBeefboy, Meatman, and Fleshfellow by @Snoozincopterby @JoJoTheFlynnBeefboy video game by @ErensArtby @PeterBellettiby Cartoonist From HeckB33F QU33N by @EAMQNBy Fairchildart
Didi Pickles

go home Chaz

> "Of course, Chaz" - Didi.
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**Diane Kropotkin "Didi" Pickles** is the wife of Stu Pickles, and the mother of Tommy and Dil Pickles. She is an acolyte of Marge Simpson. Her soul was bound to the lifetime supply of ice cream, and when Lillian DeVille ate the ice cream, her soul was transferred to her, transforming her into a beast.
Jimmy Neutron

Snip off fingers

> "back so soon? heh." - Jimmy
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**James Isaac "Jimmy" Neutron** is a boy genius and sub-8 male. He has a super-powered mind and a mechanical canine. His best friends are Carl Wheezer and Sheen Estevez.

While discussing puberty with Carl and Sheen on an asteroid, he was informed of his status as a nu-male by Carl and directed to the Braincels subreddit. Upon reading the subreddit, he experienced a brain blast and realized why Cindy doesn't love him.

In AI Dungeon, a friggin' racist version of Jimmy met Zach in the real world at Times Square. They then engaged in an epic battle involving football tackles, alien abduction, divine intervention, forbidden love with his friend-turned-enemy-turned-lover Sheen, and betrayal.

## Trivia

* He blasted Ms. Fowl's membrane.
* His real life counterpart is literally Elon Musk.
Black Baby (video game)

***Black Baby*** is an action adventure game developed and published by Santaclos. You play as the Black Baby, who has to traverse through a maze full of naked giants with massive head indents that try to crush your skull.

## Episodes

1. Black Baby
2. BLACK BABY RETURNS
3. black baby is the key

## Gallery

The original Black Baby thumbnail.A thumbnail featuring Black Baby staring at a key, used in the appropriately titled video "black baby is the key".
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos

The Bois gotta save Croc's adoptive father and collect stuff.

> "There's over seven realms!" - Chris announcing the amount of realms in the game.
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> "WHAT? W H A T?!" - Zach upon hearing the news.
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***Croc: Legend of the Gobbos*** is a platform video game developed by Argonaut Games and published by Fox Interactive. The game is known for being one of the earliest examples of a 3D platform game, being released in North America in September 1997 for the Sony PlayStation, and later on that year for the Sega Saturn and Microsoft Windows.

Taking place in the fictional setting of the Gobbo Valley, the game follows a young crocodile named Croc, who sets out to rescue a group of furry creatures known as Gobbos from the Baron Dante.
Detroit Become Human

***Detroit: Become Human*** is a choose-your-own-adventure game developed by Quantic Dream and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment. The plot follows three androids: Kara, who escapes her owner to explore her newfound sentience and protect a young girl; Connor, whose job is to hunt down sentient androids; and Markus, who devotes himself to releasing other androids from servitude.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN
2. This is a game for NUTBALLS
3. SPORTS in DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN
Amy

**Amy** (Also known by **Pinkbitchy** and **Superprowaffles**) is an Australian animator who creates OneyPlays animations. She won a contest in March and received the opportunity to play *Far Cry 5* co-op with Chris, and has continued to appear sporadically in later OneyPlays episodes.

## Profile

She draws lewd art, makes animations, and creates music. During early appearances, where she presented as a male, her effeminate voice led some to speculate over her gender; initially, she merely identified as gay, writing, "I like cock and wearing skirts fucking leave me alone please" – she would later express her frustration over public discourse regarding her gender, affirming that she was "very obviously transitioning".

## Appearances

* Dark Souls 3
* Far Cry 5
* Half-Life Co-Op
* Harry Potter Roleplay
* Resident Evil 4 (Livestream)

## Trivia

* She initially used the handle superprowaffles on Twitter, but following multiple suspensions, remade her account under the handle pinkbitchboy. She later renamed her account to pinkbitchy on 28 May 2019.
* She makes dubstep under the alias Mythril, (previously En!x) and a variety of things with the alias Waffle, although she isn't active.
* Back when she made her debut in OneyPlays, Amy still identified by male pronouns. Her transition to female didn't actually occur until after the fact. The correlation between her absence in most episodes and her transition have also lead to conspiracy theories that Chris banned her from the show out of transphobia (as Chris himself occasionally satirizes gender politics). However, Chris and Amy are still friends and mutual followers on Twitter, which renders this conspiracy untrue. Chris even indirectly references his connections to her when he was accused of transphobia by an anonymous person on Discord.
* She likely continues to think that you shouldn't scroll down to the comments, specifically on this page.

## References

1. ↑ **Twitter**: having a full month deticated to people ...
2. ↑ **Twitter**: tldr i like cock and wearing skirts fucking ...
3. ↑ **Twitter**: reading oneyplays comments is pissing me off, the ...
4. ↑ **Twitter**: im very obviously transitioning, i just dont make a spit ...
5. ↑ **Twitter**: i've been on hrt for a year and am in everyway trans, i ...
6. ↑ **Twitter**: changed my @
7. ↑ **Twitter**: Thanks to the person that screencapped this gold and ...
8. ↑ **Twitter**: yeehaw 😷
Ape Escape

***Ape Escape*** is a platform video game, developed by SCE Japan Studio and published by Sony Computer Entertainment. It was released for the PlayStation in May 1999 in North America, and June 1999 in Japan.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. No Eyelids
2. Chris-Chan Sushi
3. Biscuits
4. Swirl
5. Stuart Little
6. Cosplay Girlfriend (removed)
7. Journalisticals
8. Pink and Squishy

## Trivia

* This thumbnail is where the wiki got the image for Amin Elgarch's page.
* There is a strange voice in this playthrough that is never explained. It can be heard around episodes 1-3 and is never heard again. It is speculated that it might be Uncle Bunkus but it's still unknown to the public.
* The producers of the L33tstr33t Boys' albums copy-struck Episode 6 of this particular playthrough due to the high nature of references to their seminal hit "Cosplay Girlfriend", forcing it to be privatized, along with the Complete Series and Best Of uploads. This makes it the rarest episode of OneyPlays to date, and it has not yet resurfaced in any other form.
Global Infection

Global Infection is an Action/Survival, Flight Simulation, Bombing, Shooting, Driving game developed and published by Shangri-La Game Studios Ltd, and is considered by Chris to be "The WORST Game We've EVER Played".

In Global Infection, it's up to you to save the world from a global infection in all corners of the globe. Each level is it's own genre (including action/survival, flight simulation, bombing, shooting, driving, etc.).
Fat Guy's Paradise

**Fat Guy's Paradise** is a romantic-comedy film released in 1999 distributed by 20th Century Fox, starring Pauly Shore, Cameron Diaz, Dan Castellaneta and Larry the Cable Guy.

## Synopsis

Guy (Pauly Shore) and his father Abbott (Dan Castellaneta) are two big fat rednecks who win a vacation to Hawaii. The two get into a whole bag of trouble as they roam around the state, including hand-cuffing a flight attendant (Cameron Diaz) to Guy.
Ice Climber

***Ice Climber*** is a vertical platform video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1985.

Popo and Nana, collectively known as the Ice Climbers, seek to scale ice-covered mountains to recover stolen vegetables from a giant condor, yet must also avoid various obstacles and enemies along the way.
Hades

***Hades*** is a roguelike action dungeon crawler video game developed and published by Supergiant Games, released on September 17th, 2020. Players control Zagreus, the son of Hades, as he attempts to escape from the Underworld to reach Mount Olympus, at times aided by gifts bestowed on him from the other Olympians.

Each run challenges the player through a random series of rooms populated with enemies and rewards. The game has a hack and slash combat system; the player uses a combination of their main weapon attack, a special attack, a dash ability, and a magic ability to defeat them while avoiding damage to progress as far as possible. While Zagreus will often die, the player can use gained treasure to improve certain attributes or unlock new weapons and abilities to improve chances of escaping on subsequent runs.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. HADES (2020)
2. Chris's VERY EPIC RUN in HADES (2020)
3. Tomar unleashes his POWER in HADES
4. FINALE - HADES