That is Not Chocolate

**That is Not Chocolate** is the thirteenth episode of season one, and the 13th episode of the CFK 2 Go! series *Wild2ide*. It first premiered worldwide on on July 1, 2023.

Despite initially airing as the 12th episode of the season, CFK 2 Go! shifted the episode to 13th as of November 27, 2023.

This episode was the thirteenth episode to be filmed in Season 1. Primary production took place between April 10-14, 2023.

## Overview

An intimate session with Dean gets cut short after Rachel makes a shocking realisation, causing dire consequences. Meanwhile Jane convinces Alexa to allow her to set her up with a blind date.

## Episode Summary

### **Plot A: Dechel is dead?**

The episode opens with Dean standing at a flower cart looking at potential flowers to give to Rachel. After a short while of looking he decides to ask the sales clerk for her opinion on what flowers he should get her. She then lists all of the different bouquets and their meanings (for example, one was for an anniversary while another was for a "sorry I cheated"), before Dean tells her about his current situation. The sales woman immediately tells him that flowers wouldn't be enough to fix the situation, however he offers to buy out most of her cart anyway. She happily accepts.

Following Alexa and Jane's conversation (Plot B), Rachel enters the room and ponders with them when Dean was going to come back home (he was gone for almost two weeks up to that point). Almost on cue, Dean suddenly knocks on the door and asks the friends to help him out. Rachel looks through the peep-hole and opens the door to Dean carrying a single shopping bag and over two dozen bouquets of flowers. Jane and Alexa soon help him get the flowers inside the house while he and Rachel have a conversation. Here he apologises to her and explains to her where he was for the past couple of weeks. The scene then briefly shifts to a flashback of Dean arriving in Reuben's office at work to sleep in however he gets startled by Reuben sleeping there already. When the scene shifts back to the present he continues to have a talk with Rachel and presents her with the shopping bag he bought for her. She opens the bag to find a box of ribbed, glow-in-the-dark condoms, to her pleasure. This makes Rachel forgive Dean, and the pair agree to put the condoms to good use by going up to their room to have sex. Dean expresses his joy for this choice to Jane and Alexa as the pair leave the room.

Dean is seen adjusting a vase of flowers on his bedside table shirtless while Rachel freshens herself up in the ensuite. Dean hurries her along before she finally decides that she's ready. She then tosses him a condom and dims the lights a little (per Dean's request) before stripping off her coat and kissing him on the mouth. The two engage in a relatively steamy make-out situation, however the moment ends abruptly when Rachel suddenly has a mystery realisation. She simply states "Oh oh" before immediately standing up away from him. Dean gets immediately concerned at this, thinking it had something to do with his condom at first. Rachel quickly denies this and leaves anyway in a hurry, taking her coat with her. Dean is left concerned and confused on the bed.

A few hours later, Dean is seen watering some flowers in the kitchen when Blanket suddenly enters the room. The two share a small awkward discussion before Rachel finally arrives home. While Dean appears happy to see her, Rachel chooses to tell him to leave the room instead while she talks to Blanket. Although appearing obviously confused, he decides to leave the room anyway at Rachel's request. Once he leaves, Rachel and Blanket engage in a conversation about Rachel's feelings for Dean. Here she finally confesses the realisation she felt a few hours' prior- that she was no longer in love with Dean. She then gets conflicted on whether or not she should tell him. Her question gets finally answered when Blanket notices a note sticking out of one of Dean's bouquets, which reads "*I love that even after all these years, we're still always honest with each other, Love from Dean xox*". This encourages Rachel to tell Dean the truth.

That evening, Dean is seen watching TV in the living room when Rachel approaches him and asks him to come outside. He obliges, and the pair end up outside on the terrace. He then asks her about what she was doing, and she responds by mentioning their honesty pact before giving him a big kiss on the lips. To her horror, she still feels the same way she did earlier. After having a small discussion, Rachel finally confesses to Dean about her loss of feelings for him. At first he believes she is lying or over-exaggerating the matter, before he realises that it's real. Here he begins to get visibly distraught, and the two share a heated discussion. The discussion ends with Rachel attempting to kiss Dean again, however as she goes to kiss him on the lips he decides to turn his face away; rejecting the kiss. He then tells her to "get out of his life" (a reference to their argument from Wild Finale), and she attempt to apologise once more but ultimately accepts defeat by going back inside and leaving him alone. Immediately afterwards Jane, Alexa and Blanket (who were eavesdropping previously) decide to go outside and comfort Dean. Here he tells them about what had just happened, and they all try their best to cheer him up. The sentiment is cut short when he tells them that he would rather be left alone. The three women obey this and walk away, and all three head towards the door. Jane and Blanket go inside however Alexa decides to stay behind.

[The events that follow this references moments from Plot B, so the rest of the scene is located in the second to last paragraph of Plot B down below].

### **Plot B: Alexa's blind date**

Following the opening credits, Alexa is seen making a sandwich in the kitchen when Jane laughs loudly nearby. When Alexa asks her about what she found funny, Jane tells her that it was a text message that Charlie had sent her. Alexa suddenly loses interest in the conversation, however Jane brings her back by suggesting for her to find a boyfriend herself. At first Alexa declines this, however Jane eventually convinces her by allowing her to set her up with someone from her past.

The following day, Jane greets Alexa at the cash register at *Goody Gumdrops*; telling her that she narrowed her search between three different guys for Alexa to date. Although Alexa is visibly annoyed at Jane's appearance at first, she eventually decides to forgive her and let her tell her the suggestions. The first guy ends up being a 26 year old doctor named Fred who lives at home with his parents, which Alexa rejects. The second guy ends up being a 22 year old unemployed gamer named Michael, which Alexa rejects also. Jane finally introduces her to a 24 year old aspiring inventor named Bean who currently worked under a seventeen year old at a gaming company. Due to his many similarities to Dean, Alexa expectedly chooses him. Jane (despite not realising how much Bean was similar to Dean as of yet) decides to set up the double date with her and Charlie for Alexa. Once Jane leaves, Alexa attends to her cash register again but is greeted by an old guy who reveals to have overheard her previous conversation. The old guy then hits on her, much to her disgust, which leads her to reject him.

Jane and Alexa are seen getting ready in the living room, where Jane immediately compliments Alexa's looks. Alexa gets confused at this before Charlie and Bean knock on the door. The two women answer the door to them, where Charlie immediately greets Jane with a kiss. Alexa simply smiles at Bean while the two briefly introduce themselves to one another. They all end up walking off to their double date.

The two couples are seen sitting at a booth at *Julie's* when they all begin chatting amongst themselves. Jane decides to listen in on Alexa and Bean's conversation when she quickly realises how alike Bean and Dean were in terms of appearance and interests. The four then decide to order their food.

A little while later, Charlie attempts to talk to Jane however she appears to be engrossed in Alexa and Bean's conversation. She then cuts their conversation short by telling Alexa to speak with her in private. She then pulls her aside, and she tells her about her suspicions about Bean; suggesting for her to end the date at that second. Alexa doesn't appear to be bothered by it, however she promises her that as soon as the date got weird, she would then leave him. The two leave it at that and go back to their booth. Alexa and Bean continue to talk, and Bean eventually asks Alexa to kiss him. The end up kissing, however when the two seperate Alexa immediately stares back at Bean to see him subconsciously morph into Dean. This ends up frightening her, causing her to immediately fall backwards onto the floor. Alexa continues to see Bean as Dean before she makes Jane leave the date completely. The two women end up leaving together, making Charlie and Bean feel frustrated and confused.

Jane and Alexa arrive home to see Blanket clinging onto the wall above the window in the living room. She tells them about Rachel and Dean's conversation outside, and the two end up joining Blanket in eavesdropping.

Despite his back being turned, Dean immediately realises that Alexa was the one who stayed behind while the others went inside. Alexa responds by apologising to him and begins to go back inside, however he invites her to sit with him on the chair instead. Here they share a sentimental conversation, and the two end up embracing each other. After a little Dean ends up asking Alexa about her blind date, and Alexa responds by simply calling it "weird". The scene ends with the two holding hands and sitting close by each other on the chair outside.

During the closing credits, Charlie and Bean are still shown to be confused and annoyed at *Julie's* after the women abandon them. The two share an awkward conversation with each other, resulting in Charlie telling him that "women were the worst". Immediately after this he receives a hilarious text message from Jane; seemingly apologising to him. He decides to get up and leave Bean alone. When Bean asks Charlie whether Alexa was going to contact him or not, he simply responds by laughing and leaving him alone. Despite being left alone, Bean is left with full confidence about Alexa; before the waiter presents him with the cheque.

## Title Reference

The title of this episode is a reference to a quote stated by the character Fake Dean in the *WildSide* episode Wild Oh No!, in response to him eating a mysterious object out of his pants.

## Cast

### **Main Cast**

* Sierra McCormick as Rachel Ford
* Zach Gordon as Dean Ford
* Jamie Cox as Jane Freebairn
* Marija Stove as Alexa Wilson
* Jill To'oh as Blanket Thompson