Omniwar II

* Hiddenlich
* A rock breaks a television set
* Quedis: I HATE YOU WEEGEE!
* Quedis: YOUR IDEA OF "MONARCH CONTROLLED REPUBLICANISM" IS PURE SOCIALISM!
* 10:22ADgeeRevust (Random Character) : Calm down,Quedis,try to kick your rage and hate away.
* 10:22HiddenlichQuedis kicks the couch
* Quedis: YOUCH!
* 10:22Dudeguy WCVerner: This whole multiverse is a mess Quedis
* Verner: But this place is worse than most
* 10:22HiddenlichQuedis: I agree. And Weegee has only brought more dictatorship to it.
* 10:23Dudeguy WCVerner: We have Weegee the dictator and his brainwashed army of clones
* Verner: We have Malleo the nazi
* 10:23HiddenlichQuedis: And Fortran the golden statue who oversees Weegee's plans
* 10:23Dudeguy WCVerner: We have a president for some reason
* Verner: Who does literally nothing
* 10:23HiddenlichQuedis: HE IS A PUPPET VERNER!
* Quedis: Weegee controls him.
* 10:24Dudeguy WCVerner: Then what is the point of him?
* Verner: To assure people that this isn't a dictatorship?
* 10:24HiddenlichQuedis: TO MAKE IT LOOK FAIR TO THE PUBLIC!
* 10:24ADgeeRevust : I'm not sure.
* 10:24HiddenlichQuedis: We know it's a dictatorship.
* 10:24Dudeguy WCVerner: Half the public don't care anyway
* Verner: They are clones
* Verner: We are lucky enough to avoid the brainwashing of his deathly stare
* 10:25HiddenlichQuedis: It's sad. So little diversity. Weegee is the Mao Zedong of the Trolliverse. Only nationalism and execution of freedom.
* 10:25Finn168719Benarn: What about Great Britain full of Finns with it's creator ruling with an iron fist.
* 10:25HiddenlichQuedis: Or that "Keejod Republic" with it's long ruling president. He has to be rigging the elections.
* 10:25Dudeguy WCVerner: And now he has even more land to fill with his brainwashed clones
* Verner: Quedis, you know what we have to do
* 10:26Finn168719Bernarn: Or even that Roman Empire with that Armageddon guy ruling it.
* 10:26HiddenlichQuedis: Gather some people. We will head to the state's capital and protest.
* 10:26Dudeguy WCVerner: Protest?
* Verner: That will do nothing
* 10:26HiddenlichQuedis: If the police try to stop them, BURN THEM ALL DOWN TO \*\*\*\*!
* 10:27Dudeguy WCVerner: Protesting will do nothing
* 10:27HiddenlichQuedis: WE WILL BURN DOWN THE CAPITAL AND MAKE DEMOCRACY!
* 10:27ADgeeTravis : Dude calm down.
* 10:27HiddenlichQuedis tackles Travis
* 10:27Dudeguy WCVerner: Weegee just needs to kill anyone who opposes anything he says
* Verner: His clones will make the place look fine to the rest of the Trolliverse
* 10:28ADgeeRevust : What's wrong with Quedis?
* 10:28Finn168719Bernan: You should move to Finnterica, because they loved Freedom.
* 10:28HiddenlichUi: We should form an underground rebellion.
* 10:28Dudeguy WCVerner: We need to get the help of a real republic
* 10:28HiddenlichQuedis gets up
* 10:28Dudeguy WCVerner: Someone who will see through Weegee's fog and free these people
* The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat.
* 10:29Finn168719Bernan: If the United Kingdom of Finnittania finds out about this, they will send SAS over our \*sses!
* 10:29HiddenlichQuedis: And how? There are no true republics out there.
* Quedis: Only name takers.
* 10:29ADgeeTravis (broken) : What about the A.R,those joined UKF.
* 10:29HiddenlichQuedis: F\*\*\* the UKF!
* 10:30Finn168719Bernan: F\*ck the United Kingdom?
* 10:30Dudeguy WCVerner: Fine then
* Verner: What do you suggest Quedis?
* 10:30HiddenlichQuedis: As Bernan said earlier, there king rules everything.
* 10:30Dudeguy WCVerner: We take weapons and go kill Weegee?
* 10:30HiddenlichQuedis: We should form a brotherhood.
* 10:30ADgeeRevust : Yes,we should.
* 10:30Finn168719Bernan: Or even cause a bombing in Weegee's palace.
* 10:30HiddenlichQuedis: And assassinate politicians to spread fear
* Quedis: And to get Weegee to see that his rule isn't working
* Quedis: But we must do it in secret Verner.
* 10:31Dudeguy WCVerner: Very well
* Verner: But we need more people we can trust
* 10:31HiddenlichQuedis: I designate Verner as leader.
* Quedis: He seems to have more ideas than me
* 10:31ADgee????? : Maybe I can hel.
* 10:31Hiddenlich
* A building collapses to the ground
* Quedis: !
* 10:32Finn168719Bernan: \*thinking\* Just what i had planned...
* 10:32HiddenlichQuedis: IS THIS A 3RD WORLD NATION?!?!
* 10:32Dudeguy WCVerner: No
* Verner: This is a great opportunity
* Verner: Are there any politicians in this city?
* 10:32ADgee????? : I think I can.I have a great weaponry.
* 10:32HiddenlichQuedis: How? Are you saying we should join forces with barbarians?
* Ui: There is one visiting
* 10:33Dudeguy WCVerner: If we take out a politician now
* Verner: People will assume the two incidents are connected
* 10:33Finn168719Bernan: Or even try to convince Amer- uh Finntericans to help us.
* 10:33HiddenlichUi: His name is Kuigee, Weegee's #1 helper.
* 10:33Dudeguy WCVerner: It could spread a lot more fear
* Verner: Kuigee....
* 10:33ADgee(WC,can I make a category for the AR members
* 10:34HiddenlichQuedis: Ha ha ha ha...
* Quedis: Brilliant...
* Meanwhile, in Weegee's Mansion
* 10:35HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: The people are happier than ever.
* 10:35Dudeguy WC
* a Messenger Clone knocks on the door\*
* 10:35HiddenlichA Secret Service member opens the door
* 10:35Dudeguy WCMessenger Clone: Pardon the interruption sirs, but this might be important for you to see
* 10:36HiddenlichGovernor Torgee looks at Weegee
* 10:36Dudeguy WCWeegee: What's so important that it interrupts our meeting?
* Messenger Clone: This newspaper of a city building collapsing
* 10:37HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: Rumpkins, this happens all of the time in the south!
* Governor Torgee: Only the north and east can be civilized
* 10:37Dudeguy WCMessenger Clone: But sirs, this is the city where Kuigee is visiting
* 10:38HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: Governor Filius Mertinos, what do you say about this?
* The television turns on, on a news channel
* News Reporter: \*British Accent\* ASSOCIATE RIGHT HAND OF WEEGEE'S ESCORT ATTACKED!
* News Reporter: ATTACKERS ARE SHOWN SHOOTING ILLEGAL FIREARMS AT THE ESCORT, UNTIL THEY GO OFF THE ROAD! CURRENT REPORTS SAY THAT-
* Static\*
* Governor Torgee: Maybe this is something to worry about...
* 10:41Dudeguy WCWeegee: We should send some extra military support down there
* **Hiddenlich**
* (Back at the crime scene)
* 10:41HiddenlichKuigee: PLEASE! DON'T KILL ME!
* Kuigee: I AM INNOCENT! I WAS ONLY MEETING WITH THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN!
* 10:43Dudeguy WCVerner: Oh, we know
* 10:43Finn168719Bernan: We know that already scumbag.
* 10:43Dudeguy WCVerner: But we need some way to scare the masses
* a gunshot goes off\*
* 10:43HiddenlichKuigee: !
* Kuigee's is bleeding
* Kuigee: You won't get anywhere, I promise you that...
* 10:44Finn168719Bernan points the gun at Kuigee
* Bernan: Oh really.
* 10:44Dudeguy WCVerner: What are you gonna do? Call Weegee on speed dial?
* 10:44HiddenlichKuigee falls to the ground
* 10:44Finn168719Bernan shoots at Kuigee's forehead
* 10:44HiddenlichKuigee is killed by the shot
* 10:44Dudeguy WCVerner: Now we must create a distraction elsewhere....
* Verner: Bernan, you can redirect blasts, right?
* 10:45Finn168719Bernan: No i can't.
* 10:45Dudeguy WCVerner: Oh
* 10:45HiddenlichVerner's cell phone is ringing
* 10:45Finn168719Bernan: We had to bury the body.
* 10:45Dudeguy WCVerner: No
* Verner: Scorch and burn
* 10:45Hiddenlich
* The call goes to voicemail
* 10:45Dudeguy WCVerner: And who the f\*\*k is calling me right now
* 10:46Finn168719Bernan: Time to set it on fire.
* 10:46HiddenlichQuedis: A REPORTER SNAPPED A PICTURE OF ME AND A FEW OTHER MEMBERS OF OUR REBELLION! I COULDN'T KILL HIM!
* Quedis: ME AND ONE OTHER MEMBER HAD OUR MASKS OFF!
* Quedis: WE NEED TO VACATE NOW!
* 10:46Dudeguy WCVerner: OH DAMMIT
* 10:46Finn168719Bernan: Looks like we will have to change our appearance.
* 10:46Dudeguy WCVerner: EVERYONE OUT THE WINDOW
* 10:47Finn168719Bernan jumps out the window
* 10:47HiddenlichPolice see Bernan and Verner, and open fire
* They have military grade weaponry
* 10:47Dudeguy WC
* Verner is out the window and only gets hit in the arm and side
* 10:47Finn168719Bernan started shooting back at the Police
* 10:48Dudeguy WCVerner: AGH damnit
* Verner: Someone set an explosive for cover
* 10:48HiddenlichUi pulls up in a van
* 10:48ADgeeRevust : I will.
* 10:49HiddenlichUi: WE NEED TO GO NOW!
* 10:49Finn168719(an explosion was heard)
* 10:51ADgee
* Revust and Travis go into the van
* 10:51Dudeguy WC
* Verner jumps in the van and rolls under the seats\*
* 10:51Finn168719Bernan jumps in the van
* 10:53Dudeguy WCVerner: You may have to amputate my arm guys, those guns were way more powerful than the local police firearms
* 10:53HiddenlichUi zooms off
* Gunships are following the van
* Ui: Um, um, EVASIVE MANUEVER 1-1-10
* Ui press a button, and the van zooms up into the sky
* 10:53Finn168719Bernan pulls out the rocket launcher and aims at the Gunship
* 10:54HiddenlichUi: RRRRRRRR!!!
* Ui: CLOSE THE BACK DOOR!
* 10:54Finn168719Bernan shoots a missile at the Gunship
* 10:54Dudeguy WCVerner: Wait I found something
* Verner throws a box of balls out of the van\*
* 10:56Hiddenlich
* The gunship is distracted by the box of balls
* 10:56ADgeeRevust pulls out a stuff shooter and keeps shooting some non-explosive stuff to the Gunship
* Such as spiked ball
* 10:56Hiddenlich
* The gunships goes down, and hits another gunship
* They both explode
* 10:57Dudeguy WCVerner: Not what I expected but excellent still
* 10:57HiddenlichUi: CLOSE THE DOOR, WE ARE LEAVING THE TROPOSPHERE!
* 10:57Dudeguy WCVerner: Revust! Close it!
* 10:57ADgeeRevust closes the door
* 10:57HiddenlichUi: ALRIGHT!
* thanks
* 10:57Hiddenlich
* The van zooms up into the planet's exosphere
* 10:58Dudeguy WCVerner: Where are we going? One of the moons?
* 10:58HiddenlichUi: The nearest planet
* Quedis: \*Over radio\* I am right behind you guys. I stole one of the civilian sky craft
* 10:59Dudeguy WCVerner: Well, I would say we should stop and disguise the van
* Verner: But I doubt that would work
* 10:59HiddenlichQuedis: We could stop at one of the abandoned space stations
* Quedis: No one would expect us there
* 11:00Dudeguy WCVerner: But is there oxygen?
* 11:00ADgeeRevust : I have paint.
* 11:00HiddenlichQuedis: All but Station B23
* Quedis: But we wouldn't be able to go there anyway.
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 11:00Hiddenlich
* Meanwhile, in Weegee's debriefing room
* 11:01Dudeguy WCWeegee: This is an OUTRAGE!
* 11:01HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: My king, we understand you are upset on how these events turned out, but there was nothing we could do.
* 11:01Dudeguy WCWeegee: Nothing?!
* 11:02Dudeguy WCWeegee: They had military grade weaponry and gunships, but they couldn't stop a single flying van-rocket
* Weegee: The photographer did a better job than those guys
* 11:02HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: About the picture
* 11:02ADgeeOmnieegee : What's going on,father?
* 11:03HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: One of the men was a male Zabrak with red and black tattoos
* 11:03Dudeguy WCWeegee: Omnieegee, my son, this is a debriefing
* Weegee: A male Zabrak
* 11:03HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: Could this Zabrak be from the Aiomnu tribe on the planet Zeli Tiumbra?
* 11:04ADgeeOmnieegee : Alright,also,remember to tell Samaweegee to be quiet.He has been very nervious lately.
* 11:04Dudeguy WCWeegee: Not sure
* Weegee: But this does calm my nerve about one theory I had
* 11:04HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: I understand it is lightyears away, but no other Zabrak tribe in that region has the same tattoos
* 11:04Finn168719Govenor Filius Mertinos: If it's a huge threat, were going to need warn other nations about it.
* 11:05ADgeeSamaweegee (from another room) : SHUT THE F\*\*\* UP,OMNIEEGEE,YOUR NOT MY BOSS?
* (from another room)\*
* 11:05HiddenlichDaizeh: Samaweegee, language!
* 11:05Dudeguy WCWeegee: Omnieegee, tell the guard to put Samaweegee for another hour of "educational brain activity"
* 11:06ADgeeOmnieegee : Alright.
* 11:06HiddenlichMr. Martin: Yes sir.
* Mr. Martin walks over to Sammaweegee
* 11:06ADgeeSamaweegee : I will someday revenge,and I will be the king!
* 11:06HiddenlichMr. Martin: Time for another interactive lesson on Geeman psychology, your highness!
* Mr. Martin brings Sammaweegee to another room
* 11:07ADgeeMalleo : Bro,your first son is sure hyperactive
* 11:08HiddenlichSecret Service Member: Sirs, our room does not leak sound to any other rooms
* Secret Service Member: Privacy is confirmed safe here.
* Governor Torgee: Weegee, did you really think he could have been responsible for the attack?
* 11:09Dudeguy WCWeegee: The Zabrak?
* Weegee: Perhaps, but he sure is stupid to not have a mask on
* 11:09ADgeeOmnieegee : He just need to calm down.Anyways,I'm worried about the terrorists.
* 11:09HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: I mean another.
* 11:10Dudeguy WCWeegee: I'm more concerned about how they escaped
* 11:11HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: There is another Zabrak I am talking about. One that you haven't seen since your confrontation with him in the Binary War.
* Governor Torgee: The one that tried to "behead you".
* 11:11Dudeguy WCWeegee: Oh yes
* Weegee: That one
* Weegee: Good thing I was in an augmented form
* 11:12HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: He is from Zeli Tiumbra
* 11:12Dudeguy WCWeegee: Get me his file then
* 11:12HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: Well
* 11:12Dudeguy WCWeegee: We need to track him down
* 11:12HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: The thing is sir, I am not positive he is still alive.
* 11:13Dudeguy WCWeegee: True
* Weegee: Not many people can survive me
* 11:13HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: However, his inheritance may have prevented his death.
* Governor Torgee: But, I know how spicy things get when we talk about that.
* Secret Service Member: I can see to it agents are sent to Zeli Tiumbra to interrogate him
* Secret Service Member: If that is what you wish
* 11:14Dudeguy WCWeegee: At any rate, this will only solve one problem
* Weegee: My big issue is with our law enforcement's handling of this
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 11:15Dudeguy WCWeegee: According to reports, two gunships collided with each other
* 11:15HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: I found that quite hilarious actually
* 11:15Dudeguy WCWeegee: Oh you did?
* Weegee: How about I collide you with the door
* 11:16Finn168719Governor Filius Mertinos: Because they just threw balls at the gunships.
* 11:16Dudeguy WCWeegee: And then have a terrorist blow up your house
* 11:16HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: My apologies, that was immature of me.
* 11:16Finn168719Governor Filius Mertinos: According to the news.
* 11:16Dudeguy WCWeegee: ...They, threw balls?
* Weegee: What kind of balls? EMP charged balls?
* 11:17HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: \*Trying to hold in laughter\* Plastic balls
* 11:17Finn168719Governor Filius Mertinos: Some people say that they threw plastic balls.
* 11:17Finn168719Governor Filius Mertinos: Which i find the terrorists ridiculous.
* 11:17Dudeguy WCWeegee: ....
* 11:18Hiddenlich
* Back where the terrorists are at...
* Quedis: Will that paint job be enough, Revust?
* 11:19Dudeguy WC
* Verner is now trying to hold back yelling in pain\*
* his nerves have finally started sensing the pain in his wounds again\*
* 11:19HiddenlichUi: Come on, I put everything to prevent infection on the amputation sight
* Ui: What is it now? A ghost limb?
* 11:19Dudeguy WCVerner: I am sorry
* Verner: But it's not just infection
* 11:20ADgeeRevust : I think yes,thus.
* 11:20Dudeguy WCVerner: Those shots had some sort of blast-energy on them
* Verner: Kind of like those blasts some really powerful fakegees can do
* Verner: Except non-explosive for some reason
* 11:21HiddenlichUi: Well.
* 11:21Dudeguy WCVerner: That's my guess anyway, unless the bullet is just really hot
* 11:21Finn168719Barnan: We are going to need to create a bio-weapon.
* 11:21HiddenlichUi shoves a syringe into Verner's remaining shoulder
* Ui: This should numb the pain
* Ui: But you may feel drowsy
* Ui: Just don't let that bandage come off
* 11:22Dudeguy WCVerner: Alright
* 11:22HiddenlichQuedis: How will we create a bioweapon? We aren't scientists
* 11:22Finn168719Barnan: We will have to kidnap a scientist.
* 11:22Dudeguy WCVerner: We'd have to invade a science lab
* 11:23ADgeeRevust : I have capturing nets.Do you think it will be handful?
* 11:23Dudeguy WCVerner: That might not be a bad idea except that the guards probably have all sorts of experimental stuff
* 11:23HiddenlichQuedis: I am going to search this station for weaponry to put on our vehicles
* Quedis: We won't last long otherwise
* 11:24Dudeguy WCVerner: Good idea
* 11:24Finn168719Barnan: Yea.
* 11:24Dudeguy WCVerner: I would come too but I feel like I'd fall over and pass out
* 11:24HiddenlichQuedis goes through a door
* The door closes
* 11:24ADgeeRevust pulls out a *spy* kit,with Invisibility Jackets (which will turn invisible whoever wears those),some Boost Shoes (making you go fast) and some other stuff
* 11:24Hiddenlich
* Ui: At least he isn't trying to kill us now.
* 11:25ADgeeRevust : Who?
* 11:25HiddenlichUi: Mr. Q Horns.
* Ui: Where the heck does he come from anyway, some drug community?
* 11:25ADgeeRevust : Ok.
* Revust : Probally from the anti-gay community (sarcastic voice).
* 11:26HiddenlichUi: Ha.
* 11:27Finn168719Barnan: Or even a fat Finnterican (trying to stereotype the Finntericans)
* 11:27Hiddenlich
* An explosion is heard from the inside of the station
* 11:27Dudeguy WCVerner: !
* 11:27HiddenlichThe alarm is going off
* Ui: NOT THIS!
* 11:27Dudeguy WCVerner: I'll start the van....
* 11:27HiddenlichUi: No, you relax.
* Ui: You, go see what the h\*ll is going on.
* Member: Got it sir
* 11:28ADgeeRevust : I'll try to start the van
* Also,Revust has a step-brother called Therda Philmuswer
* ok
* 11:30HiddenlichHvare: YOU IDIOT!
* Quedis: KSHAETA, A TURRET OPENED FIRE! IT SCARED THE LIVING HYPNEEGEE OUT OF ME!
* Hvare: NOW PLANETARY DEFENSE WILL COME!
* Finn168719Barnan: We must evacuate this space station immediately.
* 11:33ADgeeRevust : Quedis,come back!
* 11:33HiddenlichQuedis: LET'S GO EVERYONE!
* Quedis: PUT THESE SHIP DEFENSE ATTACHMENTS IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!
* 11:33ADgeeTravis wakes up
* 11:33Finn168719Barnan: On it.
* 11:33HiddenlichQuedis gets in the sky craft
* 11:34ADgeeTravis : What's going on'
* 11:34Finn168719Barnan started putting the ship defense attachments in the back of the van
* 11:34ADgeeRevust gets ready to use the Stuff Shooter just in case
* 11:34Dudeguy WC
* Verner is in the van\*
* 11:35ADgeeRevust : Let's go!
* 11:35HiddenlichUi starts the van
* 11:35Finn168719Barnan goes into the van
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 11:35Dudeguy WCVerner: Can we use any of the defense attachments while they're not attached?
* 11:35HiddenlichUi: Barnan, does this van have a hyperdrive by any chance? You know more about this van than I do
* Quedis: \*Over radio\* I am afraid not
* Quedis: I thought we were going to a nearby planet!
* Ui: I was just wondering
* Ships are seen in the distance
* 11:36ADgeeRevust : I have an hyperdrive wireless remote.
* 11:37HiddenlichUi: To the nearest planet we go!
* The van and the sky craft head to the nearest planet
* Ui: Oh no, they seen us!
* 11:37Dudeguy WCVerner: One of these attachments looks like it could be rigged to be a bomb
* 11:37HiddenlichUi: Well, does everyone have space suits?
* 11:38Dudeguy WCVerner: Do you have a spacesuit with one arm?
* 11:38ADgeeRevust pulls out a space suit
* The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat.
* 11:38Finn168719Barnan puts on a spacesuit
* 11:39ADgeeRevust wears the space suit
* 11:39HiddenlichPD Cruiser: \*Over the radio\* This is Planetary Defense. Please stop immediately!
* Ui: Well, there goes the disguise.
* 11:39Dudeguy WCVerner: I have one more idea....
* Verner: Be prepared to open the back door for an instant and close it again
* 11:40ADgeeRevust grabs the stuff shooter and goes outside
* 11:40Dudeguy WC
* Verner starts rigging one of the miniguns\*
* 11:40ADgeeRevust : In your dreams!
* 11:40HiddenlichQuedis: You only have one shot at this. A cruiser is after us
* Ui: REVUST NO!
* 11:41ADgeeRevust doesn't hear Ui,and starts shooting
* 11:41Dudeguy WCVerner: Hopefully this'll work....
* 11:41ADgeeRevust : Oh whoops,forgot to reload.
* 11:41HiddenlichQuedis: IT BETTER! OTHERWISE OUR ENTIRE OPERATION WILL BE TOAST!
* 11:41ADgeeRevust goes back inside
* 11:41Dudeguy WCVerner: I jammed the firing mechanism
* Verner: It should explode once it fires
* Verner: Open on my mark!
* Verner: 3, 2, 1
* Verner: NOW
* 11:42HiddenlichHvare opens the door
* 11:42Dudeguy WC
* Verner clicks the firing button as it opens\*
* 11:42ADgeeRevust reloads the shooter
* 11:43Dudeguy WC
* the minigun is thrown out into space and Verner is barely holding on\*
* 11:43HiddenlichHvare shuts the door
* Hvare: How will this help us?
* 11:43Dudeguy WCVerner: Just wait a moment...
* 11:43ADgeeRevust : ...
* 11:44Dudeguy WC
* the minigun attempts to fire but keeps getting jammed\*
* 11:44HiddenlichThe PD Cruiser is fast approaching
* 11:44Dudeguy WC
* the access jamming causes a lot of buildup with the "blasting" part\*
* it causes an explosion\*
* 11:45ADgeeRevust brings out a machine gun
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 11:45HiddenlichQuedis: WHAT NOW?!?!
* 11:45Dudeguy WCVerner: ...I don't know
* 11:45HiddenlichQuedis: HYPER DRIVE IT THEN, REVUS!
* REVUST!
* 11:45Dudeguy WCVerner: I was hoping that would explode in the cruiser's windshield
* 11:45ADgeeRevust : Alright.
* Revust activates the hyperdrive with the remove
* 11:46HiddenlichQuedis: Tell me where to so I can follow you
* 11:46ADgeeTravis : Fast we go.
* 11:46HiddenlichQuedis: What is that suppose to be?
* The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat.
* 11:47Dudeguy WCVerner: JUST GO INTO SLIPSPACE
* 11:47HiddenlichQuedis: Fine. I guess I will-
* 11:47Dudeguy WCVerner: WE'LL FIND EACH OTHER 50 LIGHTYEARS HEADING TOWARDS THE WESTERN SECTION
* 11:47Hiddenlich
* The sky craft Quedis is in explodes
* 11:47Dudeguy WC
* IN 50
* 11:48HiddenlichUi: NOW REVUST!
* 11:48ADgeeRevust activates
* 11:48HiddenlichThe engines zoom
* 11:48Dudeguy WC
* the cruisers lasers do a cliche and barely miss as they go into hyperspace\*
* 11:48HiddenlichThe van jumps across the galaxy
* 11:48ADgeebrb homework
* 11:48Hiddenlich
* The van is shaking rapidly
* Ui: Everyone hang on, we are exiting hyperspace!
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 11:49Hiddenlich
* The van exits hyperspace, and is approaching a jungle world
* Ui: Well, that was a random jump.
* 11:50Dudeguy WC
* meanwhile, the cruiser's thruster is hit by something\*
* 11:50HiddenlichNear the location of Weegee....
* News Anchor: King Weegee will be making an announcement on the events that followed on planet Yi Xi
* News Anchor: Oh, he's here now!
* The camera focuses on Weegee's podium
* 11:52Dudeguy WCWeegee: Greetings citizens of the UGG!
* Weegee: And more importantly, the citizens of planet Yi Xi
* 11:53Hiddenlich
* The people and news press are listening in closely
* 11:53Dudeguy WCWeegee: The recent violent attack may have you all worried, afraid, or doubtful
* Weegee: But I will assure you that we are getting to the bottom of this
* Weegee: Just moments ago, one of the ships that these terrorists stole was blown out of space, completely destroyed
* Weegee: These terrorists may be crafty, but they are not powerful
* 11:54Finn168719Governor Filius Mertinos: The terrorists sure are stupid.
* 11:55Dudeguy WCWeegee: In addition, we got photos of two of the terrorists, without their masks on
* 11:55HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: Indeed Mertinos. I hope Weegee expresses his plan on dealing with these evil people.
* 11:56Hiddenlich
* Pictures are shown
* 11:56Dudeguy WCWeegee: If any of you see these men, report it to the national police immediately
* 11:57Hiddenlich
* Civilians nod
* 11:57Dudeguy WCWeegee: But the plan otherwise is simple
* Weegee: More powerful security
* Weegee: A rocket-van is no match for a cruiser
* Weegee: Now, this doesn't mean that you will see a bunch of police running around
* 11:58HiddenlichMeegee: WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT \*\*\*\*ING GUNSHIPS GETTING DESTROYED IN COLLISIONS CAUSED BY P\*\*SING PLASTIC BALLS!
* Meegee: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, SUPREME LEADER?!?!
* Governor Torgee: ...
* 11:59Dudeguy WCWeegee: The gunships were clearly not operated correctly
* Weegee: It's likely that the pilots just set the autopilot
* 11:59HiddenlichMeegee: OR WERE P\*SS DRUNK!
* Giggling is heard from the back
* 11:59Finn168719Governor Mertinos: Shut up fatty.
* 12:00HiddenlichGovernor Torgee: They can't hear you, you know that Mertinos. This is on TV.
* 12:00Dudeguy WCWeegee: You sound "piss drunk" yourself sir. Would you mind being a little more courteous to everyone here and stop yelling
* 12:00Finn168719Governor Mertinos: Oh.
* 12:00HiddenlichMeegee: SUCK MY BALLS!
* Teenagers: ROASTED!
* 12:01Dudeguy WCWeegee: Guard. Grant him his request
* a guard gets an inner-spiked vacuum cleaner\*
* 12:01Hiddenlich
* The TV cuts to a commercial
* Meanwhile...
* Ui: Well, this jungle is sure dangerous.
* There are spikes all over Ui's back
* 12:03Dudeguy WCVerner: You're telling me
* Verner: Well, so much for the plan