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## Introduction

The Sept of Jowns, more commonly known among Saseysians as the Jowns Banner, is one of the Five Clans of Saseysya. The Sept of Jowns is a Testilian-Malone-related dynasty known for their weapon craftsmanship, scientific discoveries, and, more recently, their Jew-Ki mastership. The founding date is recognized as August 17, 1918.

Their culture has a boundless connection to their former homeland, the Isle of Testiles, which has not ceased to break. A theory established by Teagan Jowns suggests that their link to the Malone Bloodline was formed by a Testilian royal, possibly a close relative of Tay-Lind Jowns, who secretly served as one of Sasey II's many concubines.

The current head of the Sept of Jowns is Tea-Gan Jowns, a descendant of Saseysian revolutionary Tay-Lind Jowns, who is also the head of the Saseysian Security Administration (SSA). As of February 4, 2023, Teagan has been labelled as the **Son of Gypsy**, when he was captured by two lost spirits in the Woods of Saseysya; these spirits were identified as a Willsian and a Howagain, both of which were influenced by Gypsy.

## Achievements and Important Events

The Sept of Jowns has achieved much during its founding in 1918. Their achievements are listed, in chronological order, as such:

* (August 17, 1918) The founding of the Jowns Banner.
* (August 30, 1918) Official alliance declaration between Clan Mann and the Sept of Jowns [Gominola Treaty of 1918].
* (September 5, 1918) 300 Jownsian volunteers are sent to Germany and Austro-Hungary to support the failing Central Powers. The volunteers were sent back after the armistice on November 11, 1918. The brave soldiers served with a total kill count of 534 French, British, and American soldiers.
* (September, 8, 1918) The first scientific breakthrough conducted by the Jowns resulted in the creation of the famous Promium. Clan Mann, the closest allies of Jowns Banner, were also heavily involved in the creation.
* (September 20, 1918) The MK. I AFRO, invented by Coksin-Bals Jowns, was the first helmet created for the Saseysian Armed Forces. Its shape resembled that of an afro, but not too bulky. It featured a Promium frame and a precursor version of Kevlar netting.
* (November 28, 1932) The first Jownsian assembly line arms plant is established in Shartston.
* (May 29, 1933) The Jownsian district, Forjat Testiles, is established in Shartston. Today, Forjat Testiles holds a population of 11,424; 7,255 are Jownsian or Native Testilian.
* (June 2, 1933) Jownsian forces quickly quell the failed Buttocks Rebellion of 1933. General Putit-In Jowns is awarded the Green Heart for his bravery by Sasey II.
* (August 9, 1933 - July 4, 1939) Jownsian scientists develop multiple Twinkie technologies during the period known as the Jownsian Renaissance. These technologies include: The Twink-A-Lyzer, the Gatrum, the Sipsnoll, the Testilian Namula, and the Boomtram, as a few well-known examples.
* (August 16, 1939) 2,000 Jownsian volunteers and scientists are sent to assist Nazi Germany in their future projects.
* (September 1, 1939) Jownsian volunteers help Germany with their invasion of Poland as shock troops. Over 30 died on the first day. May their souls rest in peace.
* (September 2, 1939 - September 2, 1945) The 2,000 Jownsian volunteers and scientists, now down to 1,337, are returned back to Saseysya. They are awarded for their valor in achieving scientific discoveries and military victories for the Axis Powers.
* (September 3, 1945 - December 26, 1991) The Saseysian Age of Trials.
	+ (July 5, 1950 - July 27, 1953) Mann and Jownsian volunteers, in a 13,000 Saseysian strong force, are sent to Korea to fight for, in a twist, the United States. Teagan Jowns and Sqwair Mann both served in the UN Offensive.
	+ (November 19, 1955 - December 1, 1971) In a turn of events, Saseysya changes its stance and supports North Vietnam during the Vietnam War. 12,500 Saseysians, comprised of 8,000 Jownsians, 2,500 Mann, 1,500 Willsians, and 500 Howagains, are sent to help the Vietcong. Teagan Jowns, Sqwair Mann, Jike Wills, and Penger Howagain all served during the Tet Offensive.
	+ (December 3, 1971 - December 17, 1971) The Final Battle of Saseysya. The Jownsians, led by Teagan Jowns, hold the southern wall of Fart Palace until he and a remainder of his people are ordered to retreat into a hidden Saseysian bunker known as TWIN-KEY 001.
	+ (December 18, 1971 - February 19, 1972) Not only Jownsians, but Willsians, Mann, and Howagains across Saseysya gain a second wind to rebuild their country from the damage of the 1971 December Blitz.
	+ (January 19, 1980 - November 23, 1988) The Jowns Banner developed another series of technology in accordance with the Analog Age, at the time. These technologies featured Saseysian Walkmans, 1st Stage Cellular Devices, and Afrofones.
	+ (December 26, 1991) Saseysya witnesses the fall of the Soviet Union.
* (June 2, 2000) Current Apostle of the Sept of Jowns, Teagan Jowns, is officially elected as Apostle and Saseysian Security Advisor.
* (March 13, 2008) Jownsians celebrate the first instance of Jew-Ki, then called the Mome Particles, discovered by Mome-Lomi Jowns.
* (July 18, 2021) Teagan Jowns solves the equation to controlling the Mome Particles, now called Jew-Ki, and becomes the first master of such power.
* (February 4, 2023) Teagan Jowns is crowned the **Son of Gypsy**.