Sora's Adventures in Deep Jungle/Transcript

Sora's Adventures in Deep Jungle

## Substitute Teacher

**Sora:** It's been a long chapter about cells and their organelles... Well, I just hope I can pass the test on Friday, or Miss Konishi said I'd turn into a Noise.

**Beat:** That witch better not turn you into one, or I'll give her a taste of my Tigre Punks pin powers!

*(When they arrive, however, Miss Konishi is not there. Instead, a familiar woman with long brown hair, a yellow blouse and a green skirt sits at the teacher's desk. Sora recognizes her immediately.)*

**Sora:** Jane? Is...that you?

**Jane:** Sora! It *is* you! Oh, jolly good show indeed! What happened to your voice?

**Sora:** Let's just say...my actor got older, just like I did. Good to see you again, anyway.

**Jane:** The same to you, m'boy. My father would love to meet you, he said, and I married Tarzan while you were gone.

**Sora:** That’s awesome congratulations and what happened to Miss Konishi?

## Jane's Invitation

*(After school, Sora and the others run home to change out of their uniforms and*

## Going to Deep Jungle

*(The Highwind Camper soon lands in Deep Jungle. Jane leads the way to the camp where her father has set up his laboratory. Suddenly, a familiar sound rings out.)*

**Tarzan:** *(yelling)*

**Sora, Donald and Goofy:** Tarzan!!

**Tarzan:** *(swings down from a vine to greet his wife and old friends)* Sora! Donald! Goofy! It's good to see you again!

**Goofy:** It's pretty good to see you too, jungle king! Huck-yuk! It's been 20 years in real life, and three in the game's world, ever since that Squirrel Phoenix...er, Square Enix, lost the rights to you.

**Tarzan:** Yeah, but Disney still owns this version of me! Anyway...did you hear the news...?

**Sora:** That Kerchak got shot? Yeah, Jane mentioned it...Dang Xigbar!

**Kairi:** So you're Tarzan, eh? Jane sure did marry a powerful man!

**Jane:** Indeed he is, beings the King of the Jungle and the new head of the gorilla family. Now, let's head to Daddy's laboratory, where we can have some tea and biscuits.

*(The gang pushes through trees and bamboo, but eventually makes it to the lab. Professor Porter is ecstatic to see his daughter and son-in-law's new friends.)*

**Professor Porter:** Greetings, my new comrades! My name is Archimedes Q. Porter, the worlds-famous primatologist! So, you must be that Sora lad, and the duck is Donald, and the dog Goofy! And we also have Riku, Kairi, Naminé, Roxas and Xion. Where are the others Jane mentioned?

**Sora:** Ven has other commitments that Terra and Aqua are attending with him, and Axel or Lea is meeting Isa. We brought our other friends instead: Squall Leonhart, Aerith Gainsborough, Yuffie Kisaragi, Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockhart.

**Squall:** I remember when Tarzan was just a kid. He believed in the stories about the Zugor, who was actually an old gorilla who married this Mama Gunda.

**Professor Porter:** Oh dear, no mementos of that are necessary, m'boy. Chuffed to meet you all!

## The Arrival of Tublat

*(The crew follows Tarzan to the caverns where Kerchak would take them in a storm.)*

**Tarzan:** Not too much further! Once we're in the caves, we'll be safe!

**Roxas:** Caves?

**Squall:** Back when Tarzan was still a kid, Kerchak would take the family there in case of a disaster like a storm. Rinoa was fascinated to see they had an alternate shelter.

**Sora:** And what's more, one of those caves had the Keyhole to this world in it.

*(Soon, they arrive at a river, with seemingly no way across.)*

**Jane:** We're not going to cross that thing, are we?

**Tarzan:** Apes can't swim...

**Jane:** Really? Well, you learn something new every day. So, how are we going to get across?

*(Zooms to Tantor scratching his back against a tree, which falls over to make a bridge.)*

**Tantor:** I-It's not my fault! I thought it was a hardwood!

**Terk:** Good thinking, Tantor! *(They cross the tree bridge and enter the caves.)*