I Give Good Parent

**I Give Good Parent**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch & Mrs. Chan — **First Appearance**: ""My First Thanksgiving With Josh!""
 — **Genre**: Dance-Pop

"**I Give Good Parent**" is a song Rebecca sang detailing her plan to impress Josh Chan's parents at the family's Thanksgiving dinner. It was first heard in the Season One episode"My First Thanksgiving With Josh!". Both versions of the song is track 15 and on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1).

## The song with lyrics

### Broadcast version

I give good parent.
(She gives good parent.)
I give good parent.
(She gives real good parent.)
I give good parent.
(She gives good parent
To parents like me.)

I was born gifted. Been blessed.
Din-din guest for the win? Yes!
When I pull up, gym test,
Prepare for your parents to be impressed.
I present proper like a Ted Talker,
Got your current chick lookin’ like Greg Focker.
I’m here to conquer, I’ve come to slaughter.
These dads and moms is my sons and daughters!
Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this.
This is my business and I’m built for success.
Expect to witness a familial lovefest
Valencia? You’re zip, zilch and bupkis.

I give good parent.
(She gives good parent.)
I give good parent.
(She gives real good parent.)
I give good parent.
(She gives good parent
To parents like me.)

Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place
I already got ‘em heated up under the waist.
Your home’s such a beautiful, comfortable space.
Bitches, you two have wonderful taste!
Sit down at the table and I’m murderin’
Inquiring what line of work they’re in,
Makin’ faces like I’m crazed erotically--
Wait…My uncle is in radiology!
(Oooh)
Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star!
Please pass the Arroz like I passed the bar!
(An attorney?)
Yale Law, Harvard undergrad
Got the Chan-Fam damp in their underpants!
Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement.
“I agree that Neil Diamond is real music.”
Gonna suck up and kiss ass
‘Til I have ‘em eatin’ out this hand ‘ike they’re eatin’ this
(WHAT?)
I’m DTF, but understand me
It means I’m dazzling the family!
Like an anaconda, bitch, I’m immense,
And you a common wench.
So grovel, Valence!
Boss-ass bitch, no one’s above me,
End of the night, they line up to hug me.
“Oh my gosh, this was so lovely.”
To be clear, your parents wanna have sex with me.

I give good parent.
(She gives good parent.)
I give good parent.
(To parents like me.)

### Explicit version

**Rebecca**
*I give good parent.*

**Lourdes**:
(She gives good parent.)

**Rebecca**:
*I give good parent.*

**Lourdes**:
(She gives real good parent.)

**Rebecca**:
*I give good parent.*

**Lourdes**:
(She gives good parent
To parents like me.)

**Rebecca**
*I was born gifted. Been blessed.*
*Din-din guest for the win? Yes!*
*When I pull up, gym test,*
*Prepare for your parents to be impressed.*
*I present proper like a Ted Talker,*
*Got your current chick lookin’ like Greg Focker.*
*I’m here to conquer, I’ve come to slaughter.*
*These dads and moms is my sons and daughters!*
*Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this.*
*This shit's my business and I’m built for success.*
*Expect to witness a familial love fest*
*Valencia? You’re zip, zilch and bupkis.*

**Rebecca**:
*I give good parent.*

**Lourdes**:
(She gives good parent.)

**Rebecca**:
*I give good parent.*

**Lourdes**:
(She gives real good parent.)

**Rebecca**:
*I give good parent.*

**Lourdes**:
(She gives good parent
To parents like me.)

*Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place*
*I already got ‘em heated up under the waist.*
*Your home’s such a beautiful, comfortable space.*
*Like my pussy, you two have wonderful taste!*
*Sit down at the table and I’m murdurin'*
*Inquiring what line of work they’re in,*
*Makin’ faces like I’m crazed erotically--*
*Wait…My uncle is in radiology!*
(Oooh)
*Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star!*
*Please pass the Arroz like I passed the bar!*

**Joseph**:
(An attorney?)

**Rebecca**:
*Yale Law, Harvard undergrad*
*Got the Chan-Fam damp in their underpants!*
*Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement.*
*“I agree that Neil Diamond is real music.”*
*Gonna suck up and kiss ass*
*‘Til I have ‘em eatin’ out this hand*
*like they’re eatin’ this ass!*

*Praise the hardwood*
*compliment the china*
*give them hard wood*
*and a drenched vagina!*
*Help clear the table*
*like I drained your scrotum*
*in one week I'll*
 *'Thank you' note 'em!*
Boss ass bitch, no one's above me
*End of the night*
*they lining up to hug me!*

Oh my gosh, this was so lovely!

Yep, your folks pretty much
want to f\*ck me!

*I give good parent.*

**Lourdes**:
(She gives good parent.)

I give good parent.

**Lourdes**:
(To parents like me.)