The Muddity Giggity Quague

* 3:26Hiddenlich\*Random people are traveling to random places at random times of the day\
* \*A random person heads to the Quagsire Swamp
* Random Person: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! COME QUAGSIRES!
* 3:28TheEnderGamerThe quagsires are seen, smiling
* 3:29User909Little did that person know some Quagsires were stalking her.
* 3:29Hiddenlich\*The random person drops down bags of food
* 3:29TheEnderGamerThe quagsires inspect the bags
* 3:29HiddenlichRandom Person: Time for the free daily feast!
* 3:30TheEnderGamerThey look inside the bags
* 3:30User909The bags look back
* 3:31TheEnderGamerThe Quagsires are confused that the bags have eyes
* A guy comes in and makes a movie/book named "The Bags Have Eyes"
* 3:31User909It is a hit
* everyone buys it and thinks they're smart because they've read the book instead of watching the movie.
* all they know about it is that it talks about bags
* 3:32Hiddenlich\*The guy becomes more famous than Donald Trump and Benito Mussolinia
* \*Mussolini
* \*A humvee enters the Quagsire Swamp
* Driver: GIGGITY GIGGITY!
* 3:36User909The random person is suddenly kidnapped by the Quagsires and dragged into the depths
* 3:36HiddenlichRandom Person: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* \*The driver gets out and barrel rolls into the swamp
* Driver: Giggity giggity!
* 3:37TheEnderGamerThese Quagsires were controlled by some random-ass trainers that were evil
* 3:39HiddenlichDriver: I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY LIFE LONG DREAM OF BECOMING A QUAGMIRE!
* \*Quagsire
* 3:39User909The Quagsires start circling around the driver
* and chanting in Latin (of course)
* 3:39HiddenlichDriver: YES! YES!
* 3:40TheEnderGamerThe other half of the Quagsires look worrily at the evil Quagsires
* 3:41User909A beam of mud comes down from the skies and hits the driver, turning him into a Quagsire
* 3:42Hiddenlich
* Driver: Giggity giggity!
* 3:42TheEnderGamerThe quagsires are confused
* 3:42User909The Quagsiremire multiplies
* 3:43TheEnderGamerThe evil Quagsires attack the Quagsiremires
* 3:43Hiddenlich\*Eventually, half of the swamp gains the genetics of the Quagsiremire
* \*The swamp enters a civil war
* 3:43TheEnderGamerThe good Quagsires run from the civil war
* 3:44Hiddenlich\*The migrating Quagsires scatter across the world
* 3:44User909The Quagsiremires breed like crazy because of their instincts
* 3:46Hiddenlich\*Quagsiremires only give birth to miniature versions of themselves, not the Whooper.
* 3:47User909They all come with the "Muddy Muddity" move
* 3:49Hiddenlich\*Meanwhile, at the assorted neighborhood that used to start every roleplay
* 3:49Beckitten27beck: i feel like exploring for some reason, or at least seeing something new
* 3:51Hiddenlich\*Kevin is running around the neighborhood performing nefarious deeds to entertain himself
* \*Beck's neighbors have come under the influence of communism, so they are worshipping Vladimir Lenin in the basement of one of their homes
* \*Illegal communes have been formed in order to spread the world of Lenin and whitewashing the existence of Karl Marx
* \*Whitewash
* Felix: THE PEOPLE COME FIRST, PRODUCTION COMES SECOND! \*Felix is t-ping Magna Weegeepede's house
* (I knew this would happen. The role-play crashed as I predicted from the beginning...)
* 3:56User909M.Weegeepede: Damn commies! You can't have people without producting stuff!
* 3:56Hiddenlich\*Felix runs away
* \*Jareck is graffitiing Magna's garage door
* 3:57TheEnderGamerSome of the Quagsires are in a nearby forest
* 3:57Beckitten27beck: wait, i think i've seen these people before.
* beck: but not in a long time.
* 3:57User909M.Weegeepede: Oh, that's it! I'm pressing the shiny red button!
* 3:57Beckitten27(actually banned users)
* 3:58User909M.Weegeepede presses a well-hid red button and the house activates the anti-communist mode (that's why it's red)
* 3:58TheEnderGamerSanicGee is breaking windows
* 3:58User909The house starts floating upwards
* 3:59HiddenlichJareck: DAMN INDUSTRIALIST!
* 3:59TheEnderGamerSanicGee holds onto the house as it goes up
* 3:59User909M.Weegeepede does not notice though
* 3:59Hiddenlich\*Jareck blows the wooden horn. It doesn't make a sound
* Jareck: DAMN IT!
* 3:59TheEnderGamerAt some point, his hands start hurting and he drops down
* He falls to the ground in a bloody explosion (sorry if this is too gruesome or something)
* 4:00User909SanicGee has a 20 m fall and breaks most of his bones. He also fell on an spiky bush
* oh nvm
* 4:00Beckitten27Beck: i'm surrounded by idiots!
* 4:00TheEnderGamerthe house was very very very high up btw
* 4:00Hiddenlich\*Hyenas surround Beck
* Banzai: We have you Beck! You are smart!
* 4:01Beckitten27beck: what?
* beck: oh wait, you're idiots
* 4:01User909The Hyenas' feelings are hurt
* 4:02Hiddenlich\*Eddie the Hyena becomes enraged
* 4:02Beckitten27beck: sorry
* 4:02Hiddenlich\*He attacks Beck
* 4:03User909Hiena: Hi
* 4:03Hiddenlich\*The Quagsires and the local Werewolf population are fighting over who should own the forest
* 4:04Beckitten27beck quickly grabs the ray gun to defend herself
* 4:04User909Hiena: Hi
* 4:04Hiddenlich\*Eddie is assumed to be shot
* \*He is melted into green goo
* Banzai: EDDIE!
* 4:04TheEnderGamerThe Werewolves win over the forest and the Quagsires are forced out of the forest
* 4:05Hiddenlich\*The Quagsires now roam the streets of Rolewood
* \*The Hyenas flee Rolewood over the loss of Eddie and the fear of Beck
* \*Beck's cats are forming their own republic in the living room
* Cat Leader: Meow!
* Cat Attendees: Meow meow!
* Kittens: Mew!
* 4:08User909Hiena greets everyone
* 4:08Hiddenlich\*Jareck approaches Hiena
* 4:08TheEnderGamerHiena sees the Quagsires
* 4:09User909Hiena: Hi
* 4:09HiddenlichJareck: Hey there you are a hot animal can I be your boyfriend in order to not be lonely for the rest of my life?
* 4:11User909Hiena: Hi
* 4:11Hiddenlich\*Jareck starts randomly dances with Hiena
* Jareck: Ha ha ha!
* \*The kittens start putting up couch cushions in a border-like way
* 4:12TheEnderGameris Hiena saying Hi to the quagsires?
* 4:12User909Hiena: Hi
* 4:12TheEnderGamerohhhh i see
* nvm
* 4:12Hiddenlich\*Jareck gets grossed out by the Quagsires. He runs away
* \*Someone breaks a window and enters Beck's house
* 4:15TheEnderGamerThe Quagsires wave at Hiena
* 4:16Hiddenlich????: Grr-grr-grrr...
* \*Beck's cats are hissing
* \*The communists use their makeshift slingshots to shoot rocks at Magna's flying house
* (Don't let the role-play die!)
* 4:22User909Some of the rocks hit
* The Hiena says "Hi"
* 4:23Beckitten27beck goes to see what's wrong (it's probably a dog)
* 4:25Hiddenlich\*The Werewolf sees Beck come into the house. It charges at her and tries to bite her
* 4:26Beckitten27beck: nope \*beck leaves\*
* beck: i have no idea how to deal with that
* 4:28Hiddenlich\*The Werewolf breaks down the front door
* Werewolf: WOOOOOOO!!!
* 4:31Beckitten27Beck: let's see... i'm pretty sure my ray gun is useless... i'm screwed
* 4:31Hiddenlich\*The communists start to stone Hiena for not helping them
* 4:33User909Hiena: Hi
* Hiena's face is hit by a stone and is badly deformed as the jaw is displaced by the impact and the left eye is teared apart
* 4:41Hiddenlich\*Felix approaches Hiena and hits her with a mailbox
* 4:41TheEnderGamerJareck stabs Hiena with a knife
* 4:42User909The Hiena keeps saying "Hi" as pointy stones pierce her skin and break her bones, as her skull is bashed by a mailbox and her lungs are teared apart by the knife
* She succumbs and makes her resting place over a pool of blood and guts
* 4:42HiddenlichJareck 1 pokes Jareck 2
* Jareck 1: I have a clone? Cool!
* 4:43TheEnderGamerJareck: There can only be one
* 4:43User909Jareck's Spirit: I have two clones! Cool!
* 4:43TheEnderGamerJareck:Wanna make a fad?
* Jareck: It's based off of Sonichu
* 4:44User909Sonichujarok
* 4:44TheEnderGamerJareck: We can make comics and games and videos
* 4:45HiddenlichJareck: YEAH!
* 4:45TheEnderGamerJareck: Let's go!
* 4:45HiddenlichJareck and Jareck and Jareck's spirit skip away to Wikiland
* \*The Werewolfs begin their invasion of Rolewood
* \*They set up a base of operations in Beck's house
* But out of nowhere, the Quagsiremires appear, and they begin to assimilate everyone into one of them
* \*About a day later, most of Rolewood's population has died
* \*The Quagsiremires and Werewolfs wage war against each other in the streets
* 4:55User909Some of the Quagsiremires are bit by the werewolves and survive, becoming Werequagsiremirewolves (feel free to make up a shorter name)
* 4:55Beckitten27beck: you know what, screw everything
* beck: i am just plain running out of patience
* 4:57Hiddenlich\*Beck sees the massive barricades of furniture in the living
* \*Living room
* 4:58Finn168719
* The UN allied Soldiers began firing on the Werewolves
* 4:59Hiddenlich\*The Werewolfs are able to endure the bullets and attack the UN with their own means of defense
* 5:00Finn168719The Predator tanks showed up and started firing on the Werewolves
* With some soldiers teared into shreds by the Werewolves
* 5:00Beckitten27beck: wait, what's going on?
* 5:00Hiddenlich\*In all simplicity the predator tanks create a bloody mess on the streets
* 5:00Beckitten27beck: is this some kind of fort?
* 5:00Hiddenlich\*There are some cats on top of the furniture
* Cat: Meow!
* \*On the inside of the "fort", Beck's cats are holding a democratic election using strips of cloth
* 5:02Beckitten27beck: i guess my cats wanted to invite some friends over
* 5:03Hiddenlich\*The cats bring the strips of cloth over to the cardboard poll using their mouths
* 5:03User909The Quagsiremires start covering the streets with mud
* 5:04TheEnderGamerThe Quagsires see the Quagsiremires and are shocked
* 5:05Beckitten27beck: interesting
* 5:05TheEnderGamerQuagsiremire: Muddity Muddity
* 5:05User909TThe Quagmiresires show up. They are actually Quagmires Quagsires, instead of Quagsires Quagmires
* \*The
* 5:06TheEnderGamersoooo quagmires with quagsire faces?
* 5:06User909yeah
* 5:06TheEnderGamerok
* 5:07Hiddenlich\*The predator tanks get stuck in the mud
* 5:07TheEnderGamerQuagsiremire: there can only be one
* The Quagsiremires attack the Quagmiresires with Muddy Muddity
* 5:07HiddenlichWerequagsiremirewolves: WE ARE THE MASTER RAIDS!
* 5:07Finn168719The Quagmirelurks showed up
* Resembling a Mirelurk with Quagmire's face
* 5:08Hiddenlich\*Master race
* 5:08User909The Quagmiresires throw Mud Bombs at everyone
* 5:08Finn168719The Quagmirelurks starts stabbing the Werequagsiremirewolves with their pincers
* 5:08HiddenlichThe Werequagsiremirewolves bite their enemies
* 5:09TheEnderGamer909 do u like pokeman
* 5:09User909a little
* 5:10Finn168719The Quagmirelurk's shells endured little damage by the bite
* 5:10User909The enemies which were bit start mutating by mixing their DNA with the Werequagsiremirewolves' DNA, creating a bunch of abominable miscegenated imperfections
* 5:11TheEnderGamerThe real Quagsires leave the area
* 5:11Hiddenlich\*The town begins to look like a swamp due to the massive amounts of mud attacks
* \*A Finnitanian helicopter flies over Rolewood
* Finnitanian Pilot: Here we are, sir Finn!
* \*Sir Finn
* 5:13Beckitten27beck looks outside
* 5:13Finn168719Finn: I see...
* The Centinid Helicopters also showed up
* 5:13User909Beck sees chaos, blood and death. Also some pokemons. And then death again
* 5:13Finn168719As well as the Norish, Kee'Jodian, and Armagetian helicopters
* 5:14TheEnderGamerYou mean Quagmons
* 5:14Beckitten27beck: i think i'll just stay inside
* 5:14HiddenlichYingor Captain: It is unfortunate we have to come to this, but the Quague is becoming too much to handle. We need to scorch the streets.
* 5:14Finn168719
* The Ion Cannon is fired at the Quagmirelurks' nest
* 5:15Hiddenlich\*Soldiers begin to shoot particle beams at the areas where the Quague has spawned the most abominations
* 5:16Finn168719The Finnittanian sattelite starts firing Ion Cannons at the areas where the Quague is summoning the Eldritch Abominations
* 5:16Hiddenlich\*Large parts of the city are destroyed by the ionized blasts
* 5:16Beckitten27beck: well, i'm screwed
* beck: considering i'm the only person left and the place is getting destroyed, i'm going to die here now
* 5:18Hiddenlich\*The Quagsiremires become extinct in the city. So do the Werequagsiremirewolves
* 5:18Finn168719A Finnittanian Ion Cannon fires again, but instead ending up hitting the Terrorist's major hideout, killing the bald terrorist leader
* 5:23Hiddenlich\*The Quague is soon completely eradicated, but the city is in complete ruins
* The blood is permanently scorched onto the streets
* 5:23User909Beck's house starts falling apart
* 5:23Beckitten27beck: no!
* 5:24TheEnderGamerThe Quagsires, however, having migrated, still live
* 5:24User909Her kittens are inside the house
* 5:24Beckitten27beck: i guess i'd better take my kittens and leave
* beck tries to get to her kittens
* 5:27Hiddenlich\*The kittens are able to be retrieved, but the adults are left behind...
* 5:27Beckitten27beck: i'm sorry!
* 5:28Hiddenlich\*The meows of many adult cats are heard as the house comes crashing down