Dr. Loboto

**" " -The Cabinet**
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## Production stats

### Appearances

TAL: The Past is NowTAL: Shattered Mirror

TAL: The House at the Edge of the World

TAL: The Horde

TAL: The Hidden City

TAL: Let This Be Your Last Battlefield

TAL: Mindquake

TAL: The Land of the Dead

TAL: The Net

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Dr. Caligosto Loboto is a psychic dentist and member of the Resistance.

## Character

A near-human with pale green skin, short black hair, and pale eyes. Loboto wears a large shower cap, retractable lenses on his eyes, and an outfit that is a mix of a straightjacket and a labcoat. Loboto's right arm is a wooden prosthesis.

Loboto is an incredibly powerful psychic - with him being able to create psychic barriers, jump into people's minds, and use psychic attacks. He can also use fire attacks and become invisible. Loboto briefly mentioned a fear of rocks but this is probably a joke (TAL: The Doctor)

Loboto - despite having Dr. at the end of his name - has no training in any medical field except dentistry. He is a chaotic individual and is very likely insane. Along with being an unemployed dentist, Lobot sells a substance called "Sneez Jooice" which is synthesized from his own blood.

He is straight - with his one relationship within the JC being his infatuation with Ash. This (unfortunately for Loboto) wasn't reciprocated by Ash and ultimately ended when she started dating Marin.

## History

Dr. Loboto was created in a failed experiment by Professor Bratwurst in Dimension 413. The intention was to create an artificial human, but he came out wrong. While being formed, Loboto's right arm was eaten by another experiment. Bratwurst made a fake arm for Loboto to use. Ultimately, Loboto failed the purpose of being an artificial human and was kicked out by Dr. Bratwurst. Loboto was taken under the wing of Bratwurst's higher-up - the Meatball Man. Loboto learned to use his psychic powers from the Church of the Meatball Man. He also took an interest in dentistry and went on to study it when he was older.

Some time after learning his psychic powers, Loboto was captured by Thaumiel's Home for the Criminaly Insane. The treatment at Thaumiel's only made Loboto's insanity worse and the first thing he did when he broke out was try to kill himself. Loboto did this by intentionally giving himself a paper cut, however, the blood that came out caused his cheese desk to dissolve. After stopping the bleeding, Loboto began studying the blood - which led to him making sneez jooice.

After sneez jooice became extremely popular, Loboto became the CEO of Sneez Inc, however, the board of directors literally forced him to get therapy for his insanity. This therapist was Dr. Phage.

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At the age of !@ (27 for whatever species Loboto is), Loboto was travelling through the Draap Cluster when he encountered a Simulant ship. Due to Loboto resembling a human, the Simulant chased Loboto through space. Eventually, Loboto's ship entered the nearby Looking-Glass Brocade. To stop the Simulant, Loboto destroyed his ship and escaped in an escape pod. This escape pod crashed into the bathroom of a nearby ship - which just happened to be the Vanguard.

Loboto then met the Resistance in this bathroom - specifically meeting Ank first. Loboto immediately attempted to sell Ank some sneez jooice. After being introduced to the Resistance, Ank pointed out a box that Loboto had. This held Dr. Phage and several pounds of yogurt. After briefly talking about Jonathan, Fel!lexi\_gel noticed that the Simulant ship was right in front of the Vanguard. The Simulant had an amorphous ally of his board the Vanguard and bring him Loboto's body.

In the control room of the Vanguard, Loboto released Dr. Phage. Shortly afterwards, the amorphous being dropped from the ceiling. Phage attempted to nonexistalize the ally but failed. The ally slapped Phage and then slithered down the corridors of the Vanguard. Loboto grabbed Bow-tie and placed it over the ally's eyes, however, it just morphed more eyes. Thosth and Delarasy promptly grabbed bazookoids and set off after the allywith Phage following to get Bow-tie back. The ally then morphed a knife arm to kill Loboto - with Loboto tossing Bow-tie away from the ally (possibly to spare him from Bow-tie). It was at this point that Ash walked out of her room. Ash grabbed a nearby bazookoid upon seeing the ally - with Phage grabbing an ancient AK-48. The ally moved over to Ash and attempted to kill her, however, Ash shot the ally in the head with the bazookoid. This (somehow) killed it.

Loboto then decided to take a nap. It was at this point that the Simulant ship docked with the Vanguard. The Simulant charged into the hallway that Loboto was in and ranted about killing him for two seconds before Ash shot him with the bazookoid - killing him instantly. It was at this point that A arrived after installing another hover elevator.

Loboto awoke from his five femtosecond long nap at this point and greeted the morning. A then noticed the hole in the roof left by the ally and started to fix it. Loboto joined in. Around this time, the Vanguard had entered into orbit around Planet Triangle. (TAL: The Doctor)

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## Quotes

* YO CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM THANKS
* How should I know? I'm a dentist.
* Well, microwaved puppies are a key ingredient in Sneez Jooce
* Why not PATENTED LOBOTO-BRAND TERIYAKI-FLAVORED SNEEZ JOOCE? (made with real marinara sauce) Meatball Man approved) Totally not out of nepotism or anything)
* So Pedesto, what's your opinion on battering rams?
* Oh thank Dad I finally get a chance to actually do something fun on this planet that I'm sure has been a very climactic experience for everyone else

## Gallery

Loboto fallingLoboto yelling at an unknown individualA front-facing view of Loboto
## Trivia

* Dr. Loboto is based off the character of the same name from the game Psychonauts. Loboto serves as a major antagonist within the series.

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**Recurring characters**
Hydrium, Hadley, Investigator Rog'tor, Captain Kiyoshi, Sgt. Fishe, The Cabinet, Fel!lexi gel, Delarasay, Thosth, Andranazar, Finn, Ash, Virmir, Shaley, Pumpkin, Tom, Dr. Phage, Bow-tie, The Creator, Kaluex, IRONIC4life, Hudson, XTeodor12, Penny, Axel

**Minor characters**
Ess'Kraktik, Kost, Hurranix, Beanson, Yyge, Achillean Nestoris, Zulius Kaltaris, Q, The Doctor