A Ziltoidian Rapture

***"A Ziltoidian Rapture"*** is a song from the bonus 10" vinyl of *Contain Us*, released in 2011. It features Ziltoid and many extracts from various songs on *Deconstruction*, including "Juular," "Planet of the Apes," and the title track. "Juular" is the full song with only the vocal and orchestral layers.

## Appearances

* *Contain Us* (original studio recording)

## Lyrics

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    And so, triumphantly, without even a hint of irony
    The hero of the day proudly declares himself master of the universe
    And towards the contempt, the omnipresent contempt,
    He replies to the criticisms, in a full, sonorous tone of voice
    "Eat a bag of dick! All of you! As if it were the last bag of dicks ever!"

    The reason that this evolved fully
    And beyond anything that requires further analysis
    I say unto thee, I am an irretrievable narcisist.
    I feel that which I create from the infinite sorce.
    You and your cronies shall receive nothing.
    You should expect nothing, except for my pity
    Scorn, and profound beauty.

    Dinner is served in the grand cafe of the mind.
    You there, come, believe. Yes, cling on to me
    Klingons in uranus. Quiet, quiet, ssshhh, quiet now
    The universe speaks to me in tongues
    The tongues of many, the minds of few
    The silence is deadly
    The deadliness is...
    Profoundly large!

    Stardate 59254
    After months of fighting off the insurgencies,
    I, Ziltoid the Omniscient, with my crew full of like-minded imbeciles,
    Tired, scorned, and full of contempt for ourselves,
    (Must trust in ourselves my friends)
    Tell me, are you going to finish all that yourself?

    The knot backwards, upon his jaws he put his beard
    They make laments upon the wonderous truths
    Ow! Ow! Ow! Grab me your hand and pluck
    The branch lit off the great thorn.
    And the trunk cried
    "Why dost thou mangle me?"
    What's to be?

    (One is all connected, tungsten body glowing mind)
    Crew, we have arrived
    Though, this part of the universe, strange,
    So mysterious, yet beautiful
    The home of the fabled hurtling weenie bog
    Yes, psychoactive minds collecting into one, one,
    One universal testicle!

    (What's the point of this? Where's the happiness)
    Penis! (we've been promised?)
    Eeeyeah!
    Running! Bereft of the futile past and the stinking present
    Yes, every step towards the goal is a step backwards
    In terms of my ability to urinate in public.

    (Home, home, home, home) Sing!
    (I go home, home, home home) Sing to me of the stars!
    (When we meet you god we go home)
    Sing to me of physical contact with sexual organs
    During your formative years
    (When we meet your god we will say)

    Say goodbye, you know I've tried...
    But now the time to mourn has died.
    It's cold inside the worm
    Nothing ever bothers me now.
    Yes!

    Lady Vagine, you know I'm dying...
    But to my surprise, the punishment subsides.
    It's cold outside, my son.

    Nothing ever bothers you now.

    I survive
    Nothing ever bothers Juular
    Eye for an eye, I survived and god damned you, hey!
    I survive
    Nothing ever bothers Juular
    Eye for an eye, I survived and god damns you
    Juular! You gargle my alien nut sack!
    (God damns you)

    Lady of mine, you know I'm trying...
    But to buy the buy, this boy must die...
    It's cold inside, my love.
    Nothing ever bothers me now.

    I survive
    Nothing ever bothers Juular
    Eye for an eye, I survived and god damned you, hey!
    I survive
    Nothing ever bothers Juular
    Eye for an eye, I survived and god damns you

    (Say goodbye)
    Ladies and gentlemen
    (You know I've tried)
    Ziltoid the Omniscient can not survive on good will alone.
    I need your coffee. And by coffee, I mean money.
    Provide your income on Ziltoidian trinkets and dolls
    Epicloud is next. Enjoy capitalism.
    And then my minions, do you know what comes next?
    After comes Zed Squared!

    Tell me you want it!
    (All beef patties, pickes, onions, on a sesame seed bun)
    Bun!
    (All beef patties, pickes, onions, on a sesame seed bun)
    Oh glorious cheeseburger, the secrets of the universe
    Are between your bum cheeks!
    (All beef patties, pickes, onions, on a sesame seed bun)
    Cheeseburger!

    This is Ziltoid the Omnisicient signing off
    Thank you for your attention!
    Thus ends the DTP!

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