Good Bacon Hunting

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## AL 143 - Good Bacon Hunting

 ### Date

 February 13th 2020

 ### Game Date

 AL 143

 ### Characters

 Lorem Ipsum, Ulfgar, Uroroth Crenxith, Armman and Uri

 ### NPCs

 Fancy Goblin Chief

 ### Locations

 Bacon Canyon?

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## So I got extra sleep today

Woke up this morning, went to the bar to get some breads for breakfast and sit on the adventurers table. I saw Ulfgar, Uroroth (our saviour Uroroth!) and ooohh, we got some new faces joining us on the table here. Oh only one actually, the other one is just Uri. The high elf introduces herself as Armman and I vaguely remember her as the owner of the room that everyone goes to whenever they lost something.

We talked a bit about what should we do today and Uri noticed that the population is quite low on food so we should go out and hunt some bacons. Ulfgar decided that we should leave at noon so I went back to my shack and take a nap. That hole on the wall sure help save some energy since I don't need to open the door. Thank you ran away baby bear that I definitely treat properly, still missing you xoxo.

## Crossing the prairie for bacons

Uroroth took out his new cart, we destroyed the old one and it's now sitting sadly somewhere on the way between the outpost and the drown serpent temple. Luckily after we fixed the whole village after the zombies attack, we found a time to crafted a new cart worthy of our hero Uroroth.

We went out at noon and walked to the direction of the piggy playground. Uri took the lead on us since it's her thing but seems like we got lost for a bit? Uh oh I'm not going to mention it, don't want any trouble. Then the night came. We camped out and I casted a light spell on my sword and it looks dopeee!! Uroroth and Armman decided to sleep while Ulfgar and Uri keep watch. I just sit near the campfire with my glowing sword while secretly hoping that something happened during the watch (nyehehehe).

Around few hours after we camped, Uri whispered to Ulfgar that she heard some sounds coming from the bushes. Sounds like there are a group of creatures fumbling around the bushes. Uri woked Uroroth up (Uroroth: \*groan\*) and Armman woked up by herself, seems like she's actually aware the whole time. Uri and Ulfgar debated on what should they do and whether they're hostile or not. They debated for a while and I got bored. if you really really want to know, why not ask directly? So I shouted "HEEEYYYY" (everyone: LOREM, NOOOO). We heard some noises from the bushes and a goblin riding a warg and one other warg without a rider came into our line of sight. Oh boy, what a fancy hat that goblin is wearing, much feathers so colourful. Ulfgar tried to recognize whether it's Bobo or not and sadly it's not Bobo so definitely not friendly.

For some mysterious reason, Ulfgar decided to shoved me back and handle the conversation we're going to have with this goblin with the fancy hat. Uri kept watch and heard the other goblins moved around us. Looks like they tried to circle us. Then the diplomacy began.

Ulfgar: \*Made some hunting gestures and pig noises (definitely a good way to start a diplomacy)
Goblin: \*Made some goblin noises that I guess counted as speaking and made some gestures with it hands, smacking the back of one of his hand unto the palm of the other hand. Uh oh I think he demanded us to pay a kind of toll.

Ulfgar: \*Took out a silver coin and showed it to the goblin, he put it on the ground and retreat for a few feet back since seems like the goblin doesn't want to come closer at all.
Goblin: \*Picked the coin up, tried to chew it then he made the same gesture again, ugh.

Ulfgar: \*Took out a gold coin and put it a few feet back from where he put the silver coin. Oh he tried to lure the fancy goblin closer.

Goblin: \*Sent the other warg to pick up the gold coin (damn it!) The goblin eyed the golden coin, put it into his pocket and still making the same gesture. Ugh, talking about being greedy...
Ulfgar: \*Rolls his eyes and finally put out his home made "Goblin blood" alcohol. He open the cork and drank some to show that it's safe for drinking. Then he put the bottle on the ground.
Goblin: \*The same warg picked up the alcohol and brought it back to the goblin. He opened it and drank some then he looked a bit impressed by it (why do I know goblin expressions?)
Goblin: \*Made some bird flapping its wings gesture. Then he made a throat slithering gesture.
After the last gesture, the fancy goblin left us behind. His pack followed him behind and once again we're alone watching the dawn that has arrived on us. Uri then came to me and demanded me to hand over my sword. Whoa whoa whoa what's happening here, demanding a knight to hand over his sword??? Not a chance. She got agitated and mentioned that she needs the glowing sword to lead the way. Sorry Uri, its MY glowing sword. So I told her that I'll lead the way this time. I remembered the gesture that the fancy goblin did, seems like they're hunting for the giant vulture? OH BOY THAT SOUNDS FUN!! Maybe I should lead the team to follow them instead nyehehehe... But Uri will kill me for that so I sadly shook that thought off. So flawlessly, lead the way I did and also I made sure that I bragged to Uri that seems like I'm doing her thing better the she did her thing? Nearly died for that. No regret.

## Here Be Bacons

So here we are, the hunting ground, the food farm, THE BACON FIELD!! I can see several soon-to-be-bacons pigs huddling together under a slope next to a small hill. 2 of them are probably enough to feed us for months and 3 of them for weeks. I can already feel the bacons taste in my mouth \*salivate

Uri decided that it's a good move to the top of the small hill and try to flank them from the side and top of the hill. This surely will went well with my armors, what's the worst that can happen? I gave a signal to the others to go first and they scurried effortlessly from bushes to bushes to the hill side. Now comes my time to shine! I tried to run as fast as I can and UNEXPECTEDLY my armors made lots of clunking noises and the pigs noticed our presence immediately. Uh oh I can feel Uri shooting arrows on my back with her eyes.

Now that it comes to this, I changed my direction directly to the group of pigs instead. I dashed as fast as I can to where... HOLY FLIPPETY FLICK (family friendly mode applied) I tripped on something big and now I'm suddenly sitting on top of a sand hill in a completely dark hole. Errmm, pretty sure this hole has no owner, yes? I flick a light spell on my sword and hmm there's something weirdly civilized about the walls on this hole, is it a ruin?? I decided to check this hole back later and popped my head out of the hole. Uroroth (our hero and savior) apparently was quite worried about me being in the hole and I can see that he's on his way to the hole. I sent a wink to him to signal that I'm fine and will join the hunt soon.

to be continued...