Kingdom of England

England was a nation in the Fourth Season, founded by Shiite\_. It is one of two nations in Western Europe and a minor power. It has been embroiled in many conflicts, though only officially in 2. England is allied with many countries and has actively assisted the United Baltic Duchy twice in its wars. England at the moment is not hostile with any other powers, though that might change

## History

England was founded by Shiite a day after the server was created. Although he built relatively little on the islands themselves he built up a large treasury. One famous event was when Shiite\_ spent roughly $480,000 in 10 minutes. Initially England was allied with Bosnia and Cordoba. This would change after the war between Borat and the United Baltic Duchy. During this war Shiite felt bad for the Balts and secretly helped them, building them planes and giving them ender pearls to assist in their fight against Borat's Air Force. Also during this war Shiite"s ally Raider was attacked by the Balts and was then attacked by Borat while trying to lavacast his Baltic attackers. This would be the beginning of the end for Raider. In the end the war ended with white peace, and soon afterwards England signed an alliance with the Balts. Later that day Raider was attacked and his nation destroyed by the Balts, after declaring war on them (using the command /f enemy) to "intimidate" them. During this war one of Raider's ships was attacked and burned by the Balts, but Shiite was watching and swooped in. He repaired the ship and sailed it to Gibraltar (technically in Cordoba) and left it there for a time, now renamed HMS Bosnia. The death of Raider left Shiite with two allies and a powerful enemy. In the following time Borat grew incredibly overconfident, and started acting like a dick to everyone. He even flew to Hue's hour old nation and threatened to blow it up. Borat was now almost as hated as Raider, and a storm was coming. At this time Shiite built his first buildings, an airbase in East Anglia. This would be the site of the last great acts of Borat before the war would break out.

### World War 1 and aftermath

After the airbase incident, Shiite and the Balts coordinated their efforts against Borat, with both sides knowing war was coming. Their strategy was simple, divide and conquer. They wanted to defeat Borat by first launching a surprise attack and killing one of his allies. This ally would eventually be determined to be Alt, as he was perceived as the weakest of the members of Borat's "Alliance" (Borat himself, Raider, and Alt). This would first manifest as them sailing to Carthage in an attempt to find and kill him. This did not work however, as Alt was not there. Eventually Shiite suggested as a meme to Deathcow that they should ask Alt to tpa to them. Shiite then did this in the chat, and Alt surprisingly asked Malleo to tpa. With this opportunity falling into their hands, Malleo accepted and they proceeded to kill Alt. This would be the beginning of the First World War. With the war started, Shiite suggested they should take St. Petersburg by surprise before Borat could react. This worked wonders and was the decisive action in the war, as Borat was completely taken by surprise and the capital of Russia was taken by coup de main. This was very important as Borat was counting on his air force to be the decisive factor in the war, and with St. Petersburg in the hands of Shiite and the Balts he could not take command of his planes. Undaunted though, Borat retreated to the south and armed his allies. Here it must be pointed out that all of Shiite's allies were invested in the fight, while Borat's were all mercenaries only fighting for him for money. And so with his allies all kitted out in full diamond armor, Borat would launch his final great action. And thus begun the largest battle in the history of the server the Battle of St. Petersburg (or Borat's Assault on St. Petersburg). This would become an incredible disaster, Borat's men attacked the prepared positions of the coalition, to the satisfaction of the coalition. Alt went for Shiite and was killed in 2 hits, while Raider was killed by Deathcow and eventually Shiite got the last hit on Borat, ending the war. In the aftermath of the war Borat got extremely butthurt and decided to ban the Balts for attacking him when he was not ready, despite the fact the war already started, and he was not attacked. This would lead to Hue suggesting that they should force him to give up the server. This would be universally supported, even by Raider and Alt. This would be taken to Borat, who was too far into his paranoia by this point to realize this was his own fault. He then agreed, subsequently making a rambling copypasta talking about how Shiite manipulated the playerbase to take back the server and restore this mythical "dictatorship with making his friends admins". A famously ironic quote from this is "If he decides to make raider or any other his friend OP, its your choice, guys". This would become very ironic in less than a day.

### Raider, Nick and the 'RA; Push to the future

Raider took the "peace" in the aftermath of the largest conflict in server history to be an "opportunity". Having been angry after the Balts killed him, he secretly attacked their base and burned their bridge while they were not at their base (a possible rule break). This led to his last war, the "Baltic War on Terror". Raider built a small plane and proceeded to attack the Balts. He would be successful for a time,the Balts failing to pearl up to his plane. This would last until Raider made a fatal mistake. He tried to tnt them, but he made a mistake, causing the tnt to instead blow up his own plane, with him dying and effectively ending the war. Raider then after much arguing agreed to "rebuild" the bridge. He did this, and then built a Bosnian flag on it and began griefing. This would lead to him getting banned. The populace rejoiced and Raider allied with Borat in the aftermath. Raider still claimed his innocence to this day. The next day however, another war would break out. Deathcow, the leader of the Baltic Duchy, was visiting Poland. He insulted one of Nick's buildings, so Nick attacked him in usual Nick fashion. But Deathcow reacted differently, immediately declaring war. Deathcow would then have a running battle with nick up the Baltic Coast, repeatedly beating Nick and almost killing him. Nick would get extremely angry and combat logged and turned on his hacked client. He then proceeded to attack Deathcow using reach and kill aura, while Goktug and Shiite were watching. But Deathcow was too good for Nick, and he still could not kill him. Although he could not kill him, he did force Deathcow to retreat to Riga. Nick was eager to follow up on his success by taking Riga. Deathcow was on a race against time, and quickly replenished his armor and weapons before Nick got to Riga. He just barely made it and intercepted Nick in Courland around where the wars against Borat and Raider were fought. This would be the end of Nick, as Shiite and Gok would get too close to Nick and gok immediately attacked by his kill aura. This was actually foreshadowed earlier when Shiite was attacked repeatedly by Nick when he passed too close to him, apparently for no reason. Nick said he should "stay away". After it was proven he was hacking, Shiite said "Nick turn off your hacks". Nick replied "Ok" and left the game. He did, and then came back. Gok and Shiite would join in on attacking him and Nick would rage and leave the server as a result, and was banned. Nick would later complain that he only "hacked a little". This would be the end of the era of conflict for now, leaving peace in Europe for a time. In the aftermath of these wars, Deathcow would take over de jure ownership of the server. During this time Shiite would build his Mediterranean flagship HMS Bosnia, as well as capturing Nick's ship "*Błyskawica"* , renamed "Invincible" for irony. During this time the "480k" incident would occur. As well at this time, relations would be complicated with Iraq and Ireland. Shiite had been striping the Persian Gulf of resources in the HMS Cecil Rhodes. This eventually caused a standoff between the officially allied countries, ultimately resulting in Shiite moving the Rhodes to the Arabian Sea. Ireland on the other hand was founded by Shiite's friend Ramiro007, and he gave him 20 diamonds and later an explosive pickaxe (which he had also given to Gok and Lonathan earlier) to him for free. Eventually the Irish would help England's technological development, becoming willing slaves to help the English sift gravel. England at the moment is at peace.

## Armed Forces

The English armed forces are small but formidable, including the world's largest navy and largest ship.

### Royal Army

The Royal Army is technologically behind, and has a reputation for incompetence. But they have a superb record in the past, with their crowning achievement the decisive victory at St. Petersburg

### Royal Air Force

There is currently no RAF, as the airbase in East Anglia has not yet been completed.

### Royal Navy

*main article: Royal Navy*

The RN is the pride of England, being the largest and most powerful navy in the world and having the largest ship in server history, the 124 gun HMS Bosnia

## Diplomatic Relations

### Russia

England had a very apparently rivalry with Borat's Russia, which eventually led to its destruction in World War 1.

### Bosnia

Shiite maintained a close relationship with Bosnia, even after their betrayal. He even saved Raider's farm and Bart statue after the War on Terror.

### United Baltic Duchy

England and the Balts have had good relations ever since Borat attacked, with them being allies and Shiite assisting in most of their conflicts.

### Joestars

England is officially allied with them, with no other significant diplomatic actions to mention

### Cordoba

Cordoba under Lonathan was always a close ally of Shiite's England, with Shiite even building his cane farm. When Lonathan announced he would not be playing anymore Cordoba came under de facto English rule.

### Iraq

England is officially allied with Iraq, although tensions were high during the Persian Gulf Incident.

### Ireland

Ireland, much like Cordoba, has always been a strong partner of England, with the two helping each other often.