Donald Trump

## Donald John Trump

Screenshot provided from Dongff·tk's Trump vs Linkara vs Nostalgia Critic animation!

### Aliases

* Trump
* Mr. President
* Trumby
* Presidump
* The Trump-Meister

### Occupation

* 45th President of USA (formely)
* White House Rioter

### Family

* Melania Trump ("Wife")
* Donald Trump Jr. (Son)
* Ivanka Trump (Daughter)
* Eric Trump (Son)
* Tiffany Trump (Daughter)
* Barron Trump (Son)
* Fluffy (Hairpiece)

### Enemies

* Hilary Clinton
* Linkara
* Chris Chan
* Green Cumulon

> "I'm the President, don't fucking talk to me." - The Trump-Meister in his finest hour.
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**Donald John Trump** was the infamous 45th president of the United States. He loves to drag his son Barron Trump around by his hair and throw him on the ground. Zach Hadel of the Funny Boys is most notable for his immaculate impersonation of his voice.

Donald Trump is a big fan of Linkara's content, even going so far as to play Atop The Fourth Wall's theme song as he entered a press conference, causing chaos throughout the crowd. However, when faced by the Lightbringer himself, he got cold feet and ordered his lackeys to kick him out.

## Quotes

* "I was walking around when I saw crooked Hilary AND I saw what she did, and she took a dump at the McDonald's bathroom. It was so sick and so bad, that I nearly puked."
* "They lied to you, we're gonna bring the water back."
* "I have to say, I loved Linkara, right? I was watching various places and I saw Linkara, the great Linkara. He did Atop The Fourth Wall and he talked about the famous Power Rangers Rant, right? He said *'It'll be out when it's out'*, and we like that, it'll be out when it's out. But great work ethic, was so good when Iron Liz was there, the great Iron Liz, right? It's okay."
* "Look, there he is! There he is! Get him outta here! Get him the hell outta here! Throw him out in the cold, don't bring him- don't give him his jacket!"
* "I was playing Croc and I saw the little characters in cages, and frankly, I thought: *'that looks... not so bad.'*"
* 'Logan Paul is my hero, okay? Everybody keeps a hero, zero people shouldn't have a people, ok? Just so you understand."
* "This pesky spider won't leave me alone, honestly! There are too many spiders invading the country! Who the hell knows what they're going to do."
* "Harry Potter is totally based on The Devil. You take a look at Pokémon and they're constantly evolving, right? They're constantly evolving like DEMONS, right? You look at the one they call Jigglypuff, right? They're saying it's Jigglypuff, AND it stands for demon in Japanese, the great Japanese, right? Gotta love Japanese. It's okay."
* "What the hell is going on?"
* "Greeeeen Acres is the place to be!"
* "This is my friend MAC, and he's from the GARTHOLEW SYSTEM, it's over sixteen s-stops away, right? I brought him to McDonalds, he loved it. I took him on the slide, okay? He went down it a few too many times, he starting going CRAZY, I said *'You have to stop, you have to stop!'* He loved it too much, right? He got a little... he got a LITTLE excited but that's okay. When you come from that far away, that's okay, right?"
* "YOU'RE AN ANT BENEATH MY BOOT, AND YOU *ALWAYS* WILL BE!"
* "What did ye think would happen, when ye electled a reality teevle star, as presidump?"
* "I was just in Dallas, what the hell!?"
* "I'm Donald Trump, and I love colluding with the Russians."
* "DRINK FISH CLEANER!"

## Trivia

* Some sources say that Donald Trump secretly kidnaps African Americans and tosses them into a boiling witch's cauldron. These allegations are currently under ongoing investigation.
* He can spit yellow, but he cannot spit green. He's still learning how to.
* During the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic, Donald Trump received public backlash for advertising fish tank cleaner as a cure for the Coronavirus, screaming at his followers to "DRINK FISH TANK CLEANER".
* After losing the 2020 election, Trump was so sour that he went on Twitter and claimed that the election was a fraud, inadvertently rallying up his psychotic supporters to organize a terrorist attack on the capitol. This is not a joke, this is a real thing that happened.
* Donald Trump is capable of releasing an acrid stench from his "hair" that smells like rotting cheddar as a self-defense mechanism.