Louis Bloom

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**Louis Bloom** is a character played by **Moosebrother**.

## General Information

**Louis Bloom** is a Sergeant for the **Los Santos Sheriff's Department,** Badge **#2-S-60**. He has a gun.

**Bloom** owns a red **Tampa** with black stripe details, numberplate BJF0BF6B. He purchased the muscle car in early January 2024 for $13,000 from  **PDM**, and sometimes uses it for undercover policework.

## Physical Description

**Louis** is a very tall, lean but healthy-looking white man with giant ass clown feet. He has short brown hair with shaved sides, and facial stubble. He is almost always seen wearing sunglasses.

## Personality

Sarcastic, argumentative, and charismatic, **Bloom** has a strong personality that others may find abrasive or endearing. While seeming somewhat arrogant and occasionally cold to the average person, he is particularly sweet to his British wife and generally flexible when people around him are willing engage.

He frequently lauds his own achievements and virtues, naming himself the 'Hero of the DMV' after responding to a bombing and subsequent second bomb threat at the **Department of Motor Vehicles**, "saving" nearby citizens. **Louis** continues to make reference to this event, often asking DMV workers if a statue depicting his heroism is going to be put in soon.

**Bloom** has a flair for the comedic and enjoys joking around with people, favouring puns, double entendres, and impressions. He regularly ends interactions with service people with some kind of jokey well-wish in reference to their place of employment, i.e. *"go cluck yourself"* at the **Cluckin' Bell**. He often bursts into song when prompted by a word or phrase spoken by others around him. He is also likely to make chadly comments about himself or the world before walking off dramatically.

**Louis** can be easily confused by simple things, leading to comical scenes like driving around roundabouts many times because he has no clue how to take an exit. He is known to be a poor driver, resulting in himself or passengers frequently being ejected from the vehicle. **Bloom** is somewhat clumsy, and can be seen stumbling into objects, architecture, or peers, and falling from high places.

As a renowned ally to women, **Louis** goes out of his way to take the opportunity to affirm the agency and freedom of choice in his female peers' lives, regularly reminding them that they can do what they want. The women who surround **Bloom**, particularly the LSLs (Los Santos Lesbians), express their affection for him and his ability to relate to them, describing him as *"one of the girlies"*. Every woman subjected to **Louis**' particualr flavour of female empowerment feels overwhelmingly positive about the interaction. Truly he is a beacon of unproblematic fave energy (REAL).

**Bloom** can sometimes come across as dismissive or aggressive when speaking passionately, and is working on moderating his tone and contextualising his speech with his peers to avoid imparting the wrong message. He and his wife are both aware of their capacity for miscommunication given their enthusiasm and tendency to appear more animated than those around them which can cause concern. They have both had experiences throughout their careers that have primed them to be defensive or assertive and, given their recent move to a new area, are aware of their need to adapt to the more relaxed culture.

## Background Information

**Louis Bloom** is an experienced police officer originally from **Vice City**. He moved to **Los Santos** with his wife and fellow officer **Lily Bloom** after they received a letter of recommendation from Police Director **Bob Smith**, who had asked for his assistance in establishing the **Los Santos Sheriff's Department**.

## Relationships

**Bloom** gets frustrated when he is not given the opportunity to play the gentleman for **Lily**, including opening car doors for her. He also often impersonates her accent, pushing his voice to shrill heights and poorly imitating the wrong regional British dialect, to everyone's amusement.
The couple are often referred to by their ship name, Blond. They have a long-standing and committed relationship, and will occasionally invite women to sleep with them as their third to spice things up every once in a while. **Louis** usually defers to his wife on arranging their threesomes, directing any interested parties to speak with her. Most recently, **Connie McDowell** has joined them in their RV, and **Sloan Morgan** has been given an invitation.
**Bloom** holds a strong ethical position on the word "love", describing it as *"toxic as fuck"* and *"trash"*, and referring to the *"negative connotations"* it carries. He reacts with revulsion when people suggest he should use the term about his wife, questioning *"why the fuck [he would] ever say that to her."* However, he does make it clear that he feels strongly about her when others question him, clarifying that he *"[cares] for [his] wife dearly"* and would *"literally die for her"*. **Louis** claims that he's never told **Lily** that he loves her, expressing confusion and idignation at the suggestion that he should have. This belief stems from his childhood, where he witnessed his father's abuse towards his mother. **Lily** does not take issue with her husband's aversion to the L word, dismissing it when raised and saying *"oh we haven't cared about that in 10 years."*
A few weeks after moving to **Los Santos**, **Louis** surprised his wife for her birthday with a marriage certificate recognising their union in the state of San Andreas and a name change form, where **Lily** was able to adopt the Bloom name as her own thanks to the help of **Sean Deane** and **Jerry Callow**, in addition to workers at the DMV. He also organised a fireworks display immediately afterwards, which delighted her.
**Bloom** and his wife have been described as *"the healthiest relationship in PD"* and PD's *"power couple."*

**Bloom** does not have any siblings, to his knowledge.

## Career

As a competent and pedantic police officer experienced in court, **Bloom** enjoys pushing the letter of the law to its fullest extent to prosecute the law-breaking citizens of **Los Santos** liberally. This regularly results in his safety being threatened by those he arrests, regardless of his propensity to offer flexibility and leniency to those who cooperate with him. In the early days of public returning to **Los Santos**, before the advent of the **Dispatch** department, **Louis** frequently answered 911 calls, even taking multiple at a time or merging calls. He also enjoys stakeout and reconnaisence-type police work, often watching civilians' movements from vantage points, particularly when following up on crimes reported in the area or tailing persons of interest.

**Bloom** has aspirations of opening a Vice department within the PD, which would focus on undercover drug busts. In the meantime, he conducts these operations in his capacity as an LSSD Sergeant without a formal Vice department structure. While riding around in plain clothes and an unmarked vehicle with fellow Sergeant **Sloan Morgan** of the  **LSPD**, the two adopted undercover personas. When approached by a group of civilians, in a moment of panic **Louis** initially named himself **Clint**, after his abusive father, however decided soon after to change it as he didn't like the association. **Bloom** workshopped other names, suggesting Austin, before finally settling on Travis. He and **Sloan** roleplayed a controlling and degrading romantic relationship for the benefit of selling their personas in front of civilians.

**Louis** also aspires to get another department off the ground, Troopers, which would have jurisdiction across the entire island state of **San Andreas**.

In the past, before his move to **Los Santos**, **Bloom** lead seminars on topics such as parking enforcement, which were attended on at least one occasion by his now-colleague **Alex Pierce**.

## Trivia

* Is a foot guy.
* Is allergic to latex (according to his ex).
* Runs to work every day to "keep [his] cardio up".
* Has a knack for accents (REAL).
* Was a high school drop-out.

## Quotes

* *"My name is Louis ...Bloom."*
* *"You have a \_\_\_-tastic day."*
* *"I'm just a Deputy."*
* *"I'm a cop."*
* *"I have a gun."*
* *"I'm not the wife guy!"*
* *"I do think woman on woman equal hot."*
* *"Siiiir!"*
* *"You point a gun at me, you better pull the trigger."*
* *"I think the worst of everyone, I'm an officer of the law."*

## Gallery

* Landscape Gallery
* Fan Art

Lily and Louis in a selfieBloom's MDW profile photoBlond & their hookup, Connie McDowellLouis and Lily on dutyThe Blooms' current residenceGraffiti on Bloom's lockerVice Bloom on dash camVice Bloom and his muscle car on the beachLily going for vent with her husbandBloom and his wife attending a wedding

Blond fan art by birbadoBlond fan art by NoOne1335Bloom and his big ass clown shoes, by www.defense.gov
## References

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