Christmas Porno 1

This is the first episode of a series of short stories inspired by Christmas. The actual name of this story is "*Steel's Pots and Pans Xmas party;".*

It is not clear whether the Christmas episodes are canonical with the rest of the series. Jamie has explained that they are discarded chapters from *Belinda Blinked.* Rocky also makes frequent references to "the timeline" which he claims to have been mapping and following religiously since the very first book, implying that these are not part of the 'story' he is trying to tell. However, given the erratic nature of the writing and the numerous plot holes, it is entirely possible that these are supposed to take place within this timeline.

## All Character's In The Story

* Belinda Blumenthal
* Jim Thompson
* Des Martin
* Ken Dewsbury
* Patrick O'Hamlyn
* Giselle Sylvester
* Bella Ridley
* Dave Wilcox
* Peter Rouse
* Christina Rouse
* Bill
* The Hunt's Girls
* Jim Sterling (only mentioned)

## Steel's Pots and Pans Xmas party;

Belinda Blumenthal, our protagonist, shivers in her business class Mercedes, watching the sleet fall. She's dressed in her posh horse riding gear. She mention's that in two days, she'll be having a 10-day lazy holiday in Brazil. She spots Des Martin and Patrick O'Hamlyn, running across the car park, trying to get out of the sleet as soon as possible. Des slipped and fell into a large puddle of dirty, icy, water. He got up, shook himself like a dog, and limped to the entrance. Belinda comments on it saying, "somehow Des always managed to end up in a pickle." Belinda shouts at him, offering to help get rid of his wet clothes. She pulled him into a nearby stationery cupboard (Teleporting apparently) and stripped him. The cold puddle had frozen his penis, and Belinda is concerned. It's shriveled state reminds her of her experience with Jim Sterling, and she tells him not to let 'Little jimmy' shrivel away. She knows that Des doesn't have money to restore his cock, so she has to do something quickly. She puts her hands on it, and Des groans with the new fond warmth. He describes it as a "Christmasy massage." Now Docile, Des fondled her 'tightly jodhpured' ass. She takes off her black cravat and wraps it around his member. She went to the Janitors cupboard and grabbed a set of work overalls. They were a bit grimy, but she reasoned that he couldn't show up naked, at least not from the start. She threw the overall's at him, saying she'd see him in her office in five, and would have a nice warm mulled wine waiting for him. Des tries to get some head action but Belinda likes her ice cubes in her drink, not her throat. She slams the door and follows Patrick up the stairs. She's glad that two of her RSM's were there, but hadn't a clue were the others were. Even though it was only the Xmas party, it was still important for the sales team to make an appearance. They were the extraverts, but that's why they were in sales. Belinda hoped that Giselle Sylvester and Bella Ridley had worn what she'd asked them to and not chickened out. Up in her office, she relaxed in her chair, taking note of its lovely chrome rollers. She rested her riding boots on the desk and waited for the RSM's to join her. Since the party started at five, she had some time for a business talk before the entertainment started. Ken Dewsbury poked his head into her office and gave Belinda a Christmas card. He gave her the envelope and hung up his Parka. Belinda took note of him sitting down heavily and said he looked as knackered as she felt. She thanked him, sliding it into one of her side drawers. Ken said it's the least he could do, after all, his Christmas bonus had just come in. Patrick and Dave Wilcox walk into her office, two of her RSM's. Now in the Xmas mood, Belinda got up and microwaved the mulled red wine. Des walked in and got a mix of applause, cal whistles, and disgust at his grimy overalls. Belinda gave a fresh mulled wine to him in a mug. Des took a gulp of the 'Christmasy' smelling liquid and enjoyed it. Belinda drank her second mug of mulled wine while While Des and Ken massaged a buttock each. She toasts to an eventful year with her third mug of mulled wine. She hoped that the other two boys would get in the festive spirit and start rubbing her tits. Bella and Giselle walked in and Giselle accused Belinda of starting without them. Belinda stated that she was just 'priming the pump' and told them to get a glass and make themselves comfortable. Bella and Giselle laughed and did just that. They were dressed in horse riding gear, confirming that they had done what Belinda had asked of them. Belinda smiled at the two thirst girls and felt happier now that they were here. Belinda called Jim Thompson down in admin and asked him if 'they' had arrived yet. He said yes and he'd get the surprise guests up to her pronto. She hung up and passed out more mulled wine. Dave topped everyone up, paying particular attention to Giselle and Bella who were getting a bit tipsy. Just then, Jim arrived with the special guests in tow. Peter Rouse, and his wife, Christina Rouse, pushed their way into the office, and immediately started to mingle. Peter kissed Belinda and rubbed her ass fondly. In turn, she kissed his Adam's apple. Christina maneuvered her way over to the microwave and made a fresh batch of mulled wine. Christina tried to talk with Belinda but unfortunately, she bumped into Ken. "Steady on. Mind the pints, mind the pints," he said and everyone laughed and jostling each other. Christina gave Belinda a refill of mulled wine and patted her ass. Christina tells Belinda that Peter has been overworking and that he'd been looking forward to this party. Belinda wondered who the new girl was (even though Christina didn't say anything about a new girl) and snogged Christina on the lips as compensation. Christina responded by feeling Belinda's vagina with her free hand. Belinda, now a little drunk, tells her that they need to wait till later. Christina undoes the top three pearl buttons on Belinda's shirt and knocked back a mulled wine. Belinda was going to enjoy this party in the only way she knew, and the quiet stationary cupboard would be her best asset. The sound of Disco music reverberating throughout the building. The Xmas party had started. The boardroom, which adjoined the canteen area, had been converted into the party venue and was now filled with jiving bodies. Belinda nodded to Jim, and he opened the kitchen doors. Out stalked The Hunt's Girls. The RSM's cheered, as the four beauty's pushed their way onto the dance floor. One of The Hunt's Girls, Doris, slapped Des lightly on the cheek and he apologized. He asked another one what her name was. She told him not to be nosy, but quickly gives her name, Joan, anyway. Belinda, Bella, and Giselle moved to the middle of the dance floor, and The Hunt's Girls followed. They all started to strip, after all, that's what they were good at. All seven women, working in unison, strip for the crowd. After they finish their striptease, they walk away, and Belinda goes in search of Peter. But she spots him across the room kissing a very drunk Bella. Belinda did as Belinda does, and she blinked.