RS: Flash Sale

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**RS: Flash Sale**

Information

Label
Flash Sale

Owner(s)
Rymmington-Svist

Star(s)
Brad
 Janet

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 912: The Uprising

Impact(s) on game
Increases Value Of Shares

Variant(s)
RS: Future Leaders

**RS: Flash Sale** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

RS: Flash Sale is an advertisement available on Day 912 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a black VHS tape with the Rymmington-Svist logo on it, and is available if the final headline for Sophia Rymmington was any of the following:

* Sving Low Sveet Chariot
* Weeping Svores
* A Flard Rain's Gonna Fall
* Survival of the Svittest
* Svoreign Soil
* An Iron Svist in a Velvet Glove
* C.E.O. R.I.P.
* Going Svunderground

The advertisement begins by showing Rymmington-Svist's logo as an exhausted chorus sings the name of the company. Bad flute music plays as Brad and Janet greets the viewer in a warehouse surrounded by boxes, introducing themselves as the last remaining members of Rymmington-Svist in the country. They're disheveled and bruised, both wearing Rymmington-Svist-branded jumpsuits and with shock bracelets on their wrists. Brad states that they are contractually bound to tell the viewers about the Rymmington-Svist Territory One Flash Sale. Gesturing to the boxes on her sides, Janet elaborates that, for only the next 24 hours, all the products remaining in their last Satisfaction Centre are on sale.

They both peer into open boxes as Brad expresses amazement at all the stuff available for such low prices. He pulls a box closer to the frame of the camera, about to list off an example of the aforementioned 'stuff', only to stick his hand in and discover that it's just a box full of packing peanuts. He slowly sets the box down as Janet then shows the viewers a bottle full of orange liquid, grimacing as she realizes that it's full of Brad's urine. Looking off to the left, Brad pulls out a smaller box, introducing it as their deceased colleague's gold teeth. The music cuts out, and he shakes the box, smiling uneasily as it rattles. After a brief pause, the music resumes, and Janet, bottle of urine still in hand, expresses amazement at how all the items previously-listed are on sale. Brad agrees, mentioning that the place is closing down and everything has got to go. Setting the bottle down, Janet quickly warns that it's not closing down. Looking off-screen, Brad urgently exclaims that they're relocating, but he gets shocked, and groans in pain.

After a jump cut in the footage, Janet agrees with Brad, chuckling as she tells the viewers that Rymmington-Svist will be back to a territory near them very soon. Brad, clenching his shock braceleted-hand and holding it with his other, adds on that they'll be bigger, stronger, and more powerful than ever. Shattering sounds are heard, and Janet and Brad comment on how it sounds like a demolition team. Subsequently, they both get shocked, and cry out in pain. The footage jumps again, and Janet states that the Territory One Flash Sale is now on, urging the viewers to get involved while they still can. She walks off-screen, and Brad begins to follow her, only to be pulled back by an ankle shackle connected to one of the warehouse shelves. He remains there, and the footage cuts to black as Brad calls out for anyone.

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the value of shares for Rymmington-Svist will increase in accordance with the amount of audience present during viewing.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the value of shares will decrease.