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Ooze Horror

**This page contains spoilers!**
This article contains spoilers for the story of Eliatopia, for it has been edited by Shellshockers... They know far too much.

## Ooze Horror

### Height:

15.3 feet/4.66 meters (pixel measurements)

### Weight:

12000 lbs/5443.1 kg

Deep within the bowels of the Muck Swamp Slime Factory lies the monstrous Ooze Horror: a monster designed to eat dozens of humans a day. Captured human and whistleblower subjects were fed to the Ooze Horror through a series of tests. When it was ready for launch, however, a group of humans took out the monstrous creature from within its cell. Its brain is said to be artificially created at the Consciousness Research Facility, somehow gaining the ability to think and feel from a mere piece of meat.

The Ooze Horror is the first boss of the game. The Ooze Horror was designed to consume dozens of humans a day if perfectly calibrated. It is made up of ooze from the slime factory and a brain ordered from the Consciousness Research Facility. The brain is tuned to frequency 101319.85 of the spirit plane, implying that spiritual possession was part of the process of creating the monster.

When the Ooze Horror makes contact with ooze, it heals 100 HP.

## Drops

* Glass of Slime (quest item)
* Stage 1 Poison Rune (Rare)
* Stage 2 Poison Rune (Rare)
* Stage 1 Sharpening Stone (Rare)
* Stage 2 Sharpening Stone (Rare)

## Trivia

* Prior to the Ooze Horror's release, Flashlight237 made two trophy items: the Gooey Shield and the Oozing Blade. Neither weapon was implemented yet.
Grunt

Grunts are ogres that reside in the muddy caverns of Red Leaf Hills and in the Large Cave. Their upper arm strength is enough to allow them to outpunch Petunias. They use their powerful arms to their advantage, hurling themselves at Batlings for food. They have an odd fascination for discarded clothing, hence why they wear pants. Despite their bulk and sheer strength, it's possible that their anger comes from their ugly cosmetic appearance.

## Locations

* Area 37
* Area 38
* Area 40

## Drops

This Drop Rate Statistic was made with **8,4k** **Grunt**'s specimens and the Archer Skills "*Loot Thief*", at the Max Level (except the monster bone) :

* Straw Hat (Common, 3,38%)
* Baseball Helmet (Common, 2,09%)
* Pitchfork (Uncommon, 1,86%)
* Walther PPK (Uncommon, 1,65%)
* Tribal Spear (Very Rare, 0,02%)
* Pollution Boots (Very Rare, 0,01%)
* Leather Hat [Ultra Rare, 0,01% (10k Grunt)]
* Stage 1 Sharpening Stone (Very Rare, 0,07%)
* Stage 2 Sharpening Stone [Ultra Rare, 0,01% (30k Grunt)]
* Monster Bone

## Trivia

* The Grunt had a power of 85, but it was swiftly nerfed when it one-shotted one of the top players of the game at the time: Geralt-of-Rivia
* The description of grunts as ogres stemmed from Robby's response to Flashlight237's yeti, which is a species of grunt. Robby explicitly referred to the yeti as an ogre, hence the use of the term "ogre" for grunts.
* The Grunt's death cry is the sound of the Hierophant from House of the Dead 2 getting hurt.
* The Grunt has a ice cream tatoo on the top left above his head
Rafflesia

Rafflesias are smelly flowers. In addition to their foul stench, Rafflesias can attack anything that gets near it. Its red coloration comes from the consumption of iron-rich Fanged Squishers. While it is capable of photosynthesis, its main source of energy is meat consumption, and fanged squishers are a favorite among rafflesias. Rafflesias are not good swimmers, allowing for fanged squishers to make a quick retreat into rivers when it senses a rafflesia nearby  Their bite force allows rafflesias to pierce through skin and possibly break bones in unprotected humans.

## Locations

* Area 32
* Area 33

## Drops

* Rafflesia Leaf
* Vine Whip (Common, 6,35% on 2k)
* Lawman's Fedora (Uncommon, 1,3% on 2k)
* Hawthorn Wand (Uncommon, 1,15% on 2k)
* Birthday Hat (Uncommon, 0,95% on 2k)
* Rose Helmet (Uncommon, 0,9% on 2k)
* Straw Hat (Rare, 0,75% on 2k)
* Red Archer Helmet (Rare, 0,75% on 2k)
* Club (Rare, 0,65% on 2k)
* Stage 1 Fire Rune (Very Rare)
* Stage 1 Electric Rune (Very Rare, 0,12% on 3,25k)
* Stage 2 Sharpening Stone (Very Rare)

## Trivia

* When Flashlight237 created the Rafflesia, his idea for the Rafflesia was a creature that stood still like Petunias and Ground Spitters except it dealt poison damage. In the game, Rafflesia bounced around and attacked players for only normal damage.
Ополченцы

**Ополченцы** (англ. *Minutemen*) — группа супергероев, которая была основана в 1939 году, в основном благодаря Нельсону Гарднеру, Салли Юпитер и Лоуренсу Шекснайдеру. Ополченцы действовали на протяжении 1940-х. Ополченцы распались в 1949.

## Представители

* Капитан Метрополис (Нельсон Гарднер)
* Смехач (Эдвард Блейк)
* Вершитель Правосудия
* Силуэт (Урсула Зандт)
* Ночная Сова I (Холлис Мейсон)
* Шёлковый Призрак I (Салли Юпитер)
* Долларовая Купюра (Уильям Брейди)
* Человек-мотылёк (Байрон Льюис)

## Интересные факты

* Упадок «костюмированных героев» в 1950-х отражает реальный мир, когда оригинальные супергерои 1930-х и военных лет стали менее популярны. Это был период между Золотым веком и Серебряным веком комиксов.
Red Mage Staff

The red mage staff is a staff containing a tiny diamond near the end. The diamond provides the staff with a little magic energy.

## Trivia

* The Red Mage Staff is inspired by the red mage from the Final Fantasy series, which is a job that allows magic users to make use of black magic and white magic. The magical capabilities of red mages, however, are limited as opposed to black mages and white mages, hence the staff's weakness.
Episode 1033 (29th September 1994)

## Plot

Ricky learns Alan will not return to work with him and David. Blossom thinks Carol is being possessive with Bianca. Cindy gives Ian the cold shoulder. Nigel asks Ian more questions about Sid and the action he takes towards late payers. Sharon's mood changes towards Grant. Ricky clashes with David over Alan - he wants him back working for them. Grant goes to a stag night so Sharon asks Michelle to cover his shift. Michelle agrees to and asks Sharon if Geoff can interview her for his research. Sharon asks Michelle to do the interview for him so they can have a catch-up at the same time. Pat heads to evening classes. Ricky stops working early without informing David. Ian does his best to impress Cindy. Natalie waits alone at The Vic for Bianca, who fails to show. Pat enjoys her evening class and catches up with Geoff over a drink afterwards. Carol hears Bianca getting upset on the phone at home and checks in on her. Bianca blames David for everything and insists she hates him. David and Pat return home at the end of the evening, only to find Ricky leaving with packed bags. David tries to stop him but is unable to.

## Cast

### Regular cast

* Ricky - Sid Owen
* David - Michael French
* Carol - Lindsey Coulson
* Alan - Howard Antony
* Natalie - Lucy Speed
* Bianca - Patsy Palmer
* Ian - Adam Woodyatt
* Cindy - Michelle Collins
* Michelle - Susan Tully
* Geoff - David Roper
* Sharon - Letitia Dean
* Grant - Ross Kemp
* Nigel - Paul Bradley
* Pat - Pam St. Clement
* Janine - Alexia Demetriou
* Blossom - Mona Hammond *(Uncredited)*
* Steven Beale - Stuart Stevens *(Uncredited)*

## Locations

* The Queen Victoria - *Public and cellar*
* Deals on Wheels
* 3C Albert Square - *Kitchen, living room and hallway*
* 25 Albert Square - *Kitchen, living room and hallway*
* Kathy's Café
* Turpin Road
* Walford Videos
* Turpin Way
* Mitchell Bros. Auto Repairs

## Notes

* Blossom Jackson (Mona Hammond) is uncredited despite having dialogue.
* *Radio Times* synopsis: Nigel is worried about the new loan shark and Ricky's had enough of David.
* Viewing Figures: UK broadcast - 19,040,000 viewers (chart placing unknown).
Accommodation

## Finding Accommodation

It is always good to ask you US colleagues for any tips on looking for accommodation. Areas around university may be great, as you do not need to commute. On the other hand they may be more expensive or the school district may not be good (concern when travelling with kids).

In any cases try to get tips from locals on good and not-so-good neighborhoods.

Some rental companies maybe reluctant to return deposit when you move out and leave the USA. If possible, check how reliable rental company is and always read the contract before you sign it!

Servers with accommodation offerings:

- https://www.sabbaticalhomes.com/ - usually more expensive, furnished homes

- https://www.zillow.com - all types of accommodation, also information on safety level and quality of public schools

- https://www.realtor.com/ - similair to zillow, information on quality of public schools is not as detailed

- https://www.craigslist.org/about/sites - general advertising site. Adds are usually from people, not companies. Adds are organised by cities and then by categories

## Tap water

Many USA cities have old water system and quality of water may be lower. In addition, older houses may have lead plumbing. Copper plumbing seems to be norm. It is good idea to check if your house / flat have any water filter built in plumbing and if not, buy some type of filtering pitcher or tap filter (pitcher usually under $30) that improve water quality a lot and removed lead and copper from water you drink. Other option is filter directly mounted on the tap (Britta filter).

## Furniture and household equipment

There are many ways how to get furniture for for the couple of months you are staying in the USA.

- There may be IKEA somewhere near. Check https://www.ikea.com/us/en/

- Salvation Army, Goodwill, or similar organizations run shops with second-hand furniture

- Check yard or garage sales in our neighborhood

- People place their unwanted furniture outside their houses for free pickup

- Craigslist: https://www.craigslist.org/about/sites

- Facebook marketplace: on Facebook or in your Facebook application. Sharing an item for sale is so easy with FB Marketplace, so there are many many offerings. Worked well

- Small items such as cups and glasses: any type of dollar store: Dollar Tree, Dollar General, Family Dollar, ...

## Utilities

Speak to your landlord which utilities you should register with. It will be usually electricity, gas and internet.

If you plan to apply for driver's licence, you will need those utility bills with your name on it to prove your resident address.
Lab Coat

The Lab Coat is a coat worn by scientists in a lab to protect them against dangerous chemicals.

## Section heading

* The Lab Coat, along with the Nerd Glasses and the Lab Pants, were made by Flashlight237 with story in mind rather than armor or vanity purposes, more specifically to serve as background for a yet-to-be-implemented logbook.
Kittypets

Kittypets live in Twoleg dens. Most of the time, they are lazy, and don’t care at all about what is beyond their front door. But others, not so much

## Basic Info

Kittypets live in Twoleg dens and eat cat food. They allow the Twolegs to stroke them and play with Twoleg toys.

## List

No kittypets as of now

*Reminder to ask before adding your cat to list*
Rusty Dagger

The Rusty Dagger is a small dagger that would be more effective if it was in better shape.

## Pre-Alpha

The rusty dagger is the strongest weapon made by Robby and the strongest one-handed weapon in the Flash build of the game.

## Trivia

* Flashlight237 created an idea of what the dagger would look like if it were restored. It is likely that the dagger was made with a steel blade and a copper hilt.
J2 - Work

Your J2 spouse may be eligible to get a work permit in the USA.

## Working Permit Application

Comprehensive information on the topic can be found here:

https://internationaloffice.berkeley.edu/families/j-2\_employment

Highlights:

- it takes Immigration Services three months to decide whether you will get EAD (Emplyoment Authorization Document) or not.

- to minimize the time you may fill out form before you come to the USA, but you can apply only after you come to the USA

- get copy of your marriage certificate and translation before you come to the USA (certification of translation does not need to be from official notary, someone who speaks English and language of the certificate should be enough. I guess it is better if that person lives in the USA.)

- application fee is $480

- letter supporting your application (written by applicant) needs to be attached. It needs to state reason for applying for EAD (Experience the american work culture). It needs to show you do not need the salary to finance your basic needs in the USA. Example: http://internationaloffice.berkeley.edu/sites/default/files/j2-ead-letter.doc

## Searching for job

Getting a job takes usually at least two months. So, get your resume ready and start looking for a job while waiting for EAD.

Post your resume to:

- job boards of the university where your spouse works

- https://www.indeed.com/

- https://www.dice.com/

- https://www.glassdoor.com/index.htm

- https://www.monster.com/

Have few contacts for background check employer may want to do. 2 or 3 former colleagues or friends who speak English.

Almost all positions are advertised through some recruiting company. Most recruiting companies that will contact you provide horrible services. The same position is usually offered by multiple recruiters - you can choose the reliable one. Best experience is with local recruiters that have long term relation with the company that is offering the job. Agents calling you from the other side of the USA usually are more hassle than help.

Never provide recruiter with copy of your VISA, your SSN or any other personal information other than your resume. They do not need them and have no legal right to request them.

## Before you start

It takes usually 4 to 6 weeks from accepting a bid to you actually start working. You will need to pass drug test (some companies do not hire even smokers) and back ground check - which itself takes a week or two, because you have no US history and they claim to do check in your home country (which they probably don't do).
Area 1

The Teplar Woods Meteor Hotspot. Space pods bearing humans seem to like crashing here.

## NPCs

* Getty
* Yannik

## Notable Features

* Floating sign that instructs you to use "WASD" for movement, "C" to attack, and "Spacebar" to jump.
* Floating sign that instructs you to press "V" to talk.
* Wood Sign: Teplar Woods Meteor Hot Spot.
News

## Topeka Capital Journal (3/4/2019)

-Presidential hopeful Rutherford Smith continues his campaign across America next week in Kansas City. Smith is best known for his progressive reforms as the senator from Minnesota, one of the few states in the nation to see financial growth. Multiple attempts have been made against his life since he announced his intention to run as president in 2017. Kansas's own Myrmidon International previously saved his life during a speaking engagement in the early years of his campaign.

-Topeka's own New Way Universal Church is gearing up to hold a sleep in for the area's homeless and orphan population. The church has long been known for its philanthropic ventures, but now the church is trying to shine a national spotlight on the twin problems of orphans and homelessness.

-President Bush approved another bit of legislation last week that seeks to get guns back off the streets in America. Since 2014, gun crimes have risen by 140% in the  U.S. and many citizens can be seen carrying personal armories around public places. The president hopes to curtail this trend by passing even more stringent gun laws on those who sell firearms, and he also wants to punish those who bring their weapons on the streets, regardless of any license they may carry.

-Japanese biotech corporation Daiichi Saynko has announced a breakthrough in their newest research into a new drug which could slow the aging process. Several drug trials in animal test subjects were found to extend their lifespans up to 30%. Though the drug is decades away from human testing, the latest results seem promising.
Falcon Security

Falcon Security is the smallest and newest of the PMCs. They were founded by Marshall "Ramses" Jackson, a former homeland security operative and freelance mercenary. Falcon values small tactical teams that operate on lower scale and shorter term contracts. There are chances for promotion within their ranks, not unlike military service. They also offer unique investment opportunities so that each field agent can have a financial stake in the company.
SharpClan- Allegiances

Note- there are no elders, since you will serve your clan until your death, and Queens are only those who CANNOT hunt and fight- their kits still need milk or their belly is so big that the kits will come that day or the next, and they can't walk well.

Another note- You don't get to choose your mate. Everyone p much HAS to have kits and most of them have one or two kits in their care, who aren't yet 6 moons.

third note- You have to ask me(Wolf) to add your cat, I will add them if they are excepted. Also there is a limit of three medicine cats, and two medicine cat apprentices at one time.

Fourth Note- The deputy has to be the leader's child, since Hollystar has no kits as of now, the deputy will only be a place-holder. Also, Medicine cats must be Shellfire's siblings or cousins, and the medicine cat apprentices have to be medicine cat's children.

Leader- Hollystar- black she-cat with amber eyes(Wolf)

Deputy- OPEN

Medicine cat(s)- Shellfire- tortoiseshell she-cat with green eyes(Wolf)

Warriors- Blacktail- black tom with gray freckles and spots.(Wolf) (Caring for (needs a kit who is black, ginger, both, or gray), and Slatekit, a gray and black tom-kit)

Redwing- ginger she-cat (Blacktail's last mate) (Caring for (needs a kit))

Queens-

Apprentices- Barleypaw- black and white tom

Ravenpaw- black she-cat with a white chest, ear-tips, and tail-tip, and paws
CIA

The CIA's stated mandate is to collect, process, and analyze data related to national security from around the world. Though it may have started as such, the CIA has grown rapidly since 2016. Their main tasks now are counterterrorism and cover operations. It is from the halls of the CIA that most of the proxy wars with China are managed. Many coups and assassinations around the world are most likely their work, but their influence is largely hidden.
Autumnclan Roleplay Wiki

# Welcome to the Clans!

You trot into the forest, ears pricked. Suddenly, the scent of another cat touches your nose. The cat emerges from the bushes. They carry the poise and confidence of a true leader. It’s all you can do not to shrink away from their commanding presence.

“Welcome,” they meow, “We are glad you’re here. You have travelled a long way, young one. Perhaps you’d like to rest with my Clan? Or you could continue on. There’s even a Twolegplace nearby, if you want to go that route.”

You stop and think for a moment. What do you want to do?

Well, you get the choice. If you want to join a group of cats, whether you wish to be rogue, kittypet, loner, or clan cat, then what are you waiting for? But first, before you get started, read the rules.

We currently have 0 users and 513 edits.

If you have any questions, ask Autumn or Red destruction, our staff members.
Myrmidon International

Myrmidon International was founded by former U.S. marine Milo Pendergrass in 2015. They operate on every continent in the world, and have the widest range of contracts of any PMC. Though reputable and well-known since their formation, their clout exploded after the Chicago Incident in 2017. They are bankrolled by a secretive group of pro-U.S. benefactors, and they are currently the largest PMC that operates inside the U.S. Myrmidon is unique among PMCs in that they provide the highest level of intel and support to field operatives.
Hawk PMC

Hawk PMC was founded in 2016 by Horatio Sanderson, a consultant to many Fortune 500 companies. Around 95% of their work is contracted by corporations, the majority of which are rescue missions or guard duty. They offer the highest average pay of any PMC, and they were rated Soldier of Fortune's Safest PMC until the Chicago Incident. They have the highest amount of tech of any PMC, with many of their tactical teams utilizing cutting edge cybernetic implants. They are based out of Virginia.
Portal Booth

The Portal Booth is an object present in the three major cities of Eliatopia. They allow players to teleport between them if they purchase the related payvault item, by using a portal hub. Any players who do not have access will simply be teleported behind the booth.

They are shaped like oldschool phone booths, and the portals have a glowy, purple, circular aura.

## Trivia

* The Portal Hub is the only area in the game which cannot be seen in the world map. By extension, it is the only area without a description
* The portals themselves are similar to the blue teleporters from Helmet Heroes.
Shellshocker

Shellshockers are bulky crabs capable of using electricity as a defense mechanism. Shellshockers normally prey on fish and eels; however, Shellshockers may occasionally prey on Puff Monsters. To defend themselves from predators, Shellshockers unleash an electrical charge with a power of 5000 volts. This is more than twice the voltage of the initial discharge of an electric chair. Conversely, using this tactic causes the shell to heat up, forcing the Shellshocker to molt more often. Thankfully their shells regrow quickly; however, predators may opportunistically eat molting Shellshockers while they're still fleshy. Outside of hunting and predation, Shellshockers show no sign of aging, making them immortal. A few Shellshockers were said to have witnessed some of the unknown secrets of Eliatopia. If only they could talk.

## Drops

* Shellshocker Spike (Quest Item)
* Apple
* Spider Armor
* Pink Hat
* Red Archer Helmet
* Red Archer Armor
* Red Archer Legs
* Carving Fork
* Kunai
* Citonium Wand
* Citonium Helmet
* Stage 1 Electric Rune
* Stage 2 Electric Rune
* Stage 2 Hardening Stone
* Stage 3 Hardening Stone

## Trivia

* The Shellshocker's design was inspired by the Spikes badnik from Sonic the Hedgehog.
* Part of the reason why Flashlight237 designed the Shellshocker was out of a want to add in a purple monster.
* The immortality in Shellshockers is a reference to the myth that lobsters were immortal.
	+ There are other animals that are likely immortal; this phenomenon is referred to as biological immortality. Biologically immortal animals include hydras and the jellyfish *Turritopsis dohrnii.*
* The Eliapedia concept written by Flashlight237 pointed to Shellshockers witnessing the first Renegade's birth, implying a longevity of at least 200 years; however, the secrets of Eliatopia have started being kept before the year 2090, making it possible (though not certain) that Shellshockers existed before the planet was nuked.
Maplepelt

## DESCRIPTION

Maplepelt is a very stunning cat. He has a dark orange, almost red pelt like that of a maple leaf in the fall. He has stunning green eyes that can make even the toughest warriors start trembling in fear. He has an average build, and has claw marks that rake down his side.

## PERSONALITY

Maplepelt has the wisdom of an elder. He’s as unpredictable as an ocean, one moment helping an apprentice perfect their hunting technique, and the next barking orders. He’s extremely loyal to any cause, and just wants the clan to be perfect.
SharpClan RolePlay Day 1

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When Roleplaying, follow this form-

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## Roleplay 1 Edit

**Hollystar:** Hollystar woke up, looking at her clan, and thinking who had good enough pelt colors to have her kits.(yes she chooses based on their pelt colorations)

**Shellfire:** Shellfire started stirring.

**Redwing:** Redwing woke up, and curled her tail around her kit.

**Blacktail:** Blacktail purred, and pulled his kits close to him.

**Slatekit:** Slatekit was sleeping happily with his father.

**Ravenpaw:** Ravenpaw stood up and stretched.

**Barleypaw:** Barleypaw was asleep.
The Retard Renovation Company

The Retard Renovation Company, (or R.R.C.,) is a company founded by sulkyskeleton, which purpose is to find abandoned and ruined old settlements and builds, and to fix them up and make them nicer than they usually were.

Towns that the RRC has helped so far include:

* Fardtown
* Palestine
* Fortniteville
* New Doge City
* Borgtown
MahaerHD

MahaerHD is a player on OkBuddyMinecraft. He has been on the server since the leijurv times. He started out by looking for a village and settling in one of the houses. He soon turned it into a to-be settlement, but no one wanted to settle in it. He then made a rich gangsta house in Goldcouver before moving to Waltershire in GriffinWorld (which he founded himself), where he lives today. He also recently made a tiny house (or, should it be said, giant poop) in Doofania.
Bruhscraper Empire

## Overview

The Bruhscraper Empire is a series of skyscrapers constructed by \_Libtard69\_ in multiple cities, each titled "Bruhscraper" with a number at the end. Each Bruhscraper holds a similar construction, in that they all consist of a small shaft with a water elevator in the second, with a number of floors filling that area up. At the top of every Bruhscraper is an observation deck to view the city the Bruhscraper is in, which also doubles as a suicide deck with signs encouraging players to jump to their deaths.

## Bruh Tower

Bruh Tower is the first official Bruh Building. It was built in Sansberg, towards the outside of the city, and laid the groundwork for what would later become Bruhscrapers. It features a suicide deck and an antenna on the top, both common aspects of Bruhscrapers. It is also the only Bruh Building to rent out its inside for usage, as it allowed users to rent out floors of the building to live in. At one point Bruh Tower housed 3 users, including its creator, \_Libtard69\_.

## Bruhscraper Sansberg

Bruhscraper Sansberg, more commonly referred to as Bruhscraper 1, is a tower built in Sansberg. It is the first Bruhscraper, and is also the thinnest, but the tallest. It has a beautiful view of Sansberg, as well as a suicide deck able to easily kill anyone who jumps. It is also the first major skyscraper to appear along the main Sansberg road.

## Bruhscraper 2

Bruhscraper 2 is located in Loliwood. It is by far the most popular Bruhscraper, and there was even a small fight between mayors of different cities over who would receive the next Bruhscraper. Loliwood won the battle, and as a result, Bruhscraper 2 was constructed in Loliwood. It was constructed in what would later be right in the middle of the recent Loliwood 2077 construction, but was designated as an Okbuddia heritage site, so it remains standing.

## Bruhscraper 3

Bruhscraper 3 is the smallest Bruhscraper constructed. It, like Bruhscraper 2, had a fierce fight over who would host it between Yugoslavia and Alabama. Yugoslavia won, and Bruhscraper 3 was set for construction. However, due to building height restrictions, Bruhscraper 3 was left only a few stories tall, with a suicide deck just enough to kill. It is also the first and only Bruhscraper to have lowercase letters on it.

## Bruhscraper 4

Bruhscraper 4 was deemed "The failed Bruhscraper" by its creator, \_Libtard69\_. It was built in Cockistan, over a month after the previous one was completed, to a wide applause. However, its aesthetic was hindered after it had to adhere to the desert palette of Cockistan, and it looked bad. Both its creator and Cockistan co-mayor HairyFourskin agreed to take Bruhscraper 4 down, and it was removed less than a day after completion. Bruhscraper 4 was the only Bruhscraper not to be made out of cobble and oak wood, rather being made out of sandstone and acacia wood. It also was the tallest Bruhscraper, and the only one without an antenna. It also was the only Bruhscraper to utilize soul sand water elevators as a mode of transportation.
Martin Underwood

Medical Officer Dr. Martin Underwood is a surgeon at the top of his field. He was recruited to Myrmidon in 2016 originally as a consultant. He is now a full time employee who oversees the hospital and all medical training at the Kansas facility. Underwood hails from Iowa originally and graduated top of his class at Harvard Medical.
Exclusive Items

Exclusive items are equips that are obtained through unconventional means, being notable for their exceeding rarity.

## List of exclusive items

* Propeller Hat, which is obtained through the Donation Drone.
* Promo Finger, which, as the name implies, is a promotional hat given to players via giveaway on Facebook and the Eliatopia forums. There are currently four in existence.
* Burger Boy's Hat, which is obtained as a drop from killing the Cionic Organism.
* Apron, which was originally obtained only through the Cionic Organism, but is now a much more common non-shop item, dropped rather often by the Saw Guardian.
* HEO Hood, which is dropped exclusively by the Multiplex Cortex
5Vlad

5Vlad is a player on the OkBuddyMinecraft server. Formely known as goldrat2, he is one of the main players or contributors to the server. 5Vlad currently holds Gamer rank.

### Bans

5Vlad is most likely the person who holds the highest amount of bans and pardons for any individual. These bans have mostly been forgotten to time, but the most notable of which was 5Vlad "accidentally" placing, like, fifty beds in the Nether Hyperloop, and "accidentally" sleeping in them, blowing up parts of the Hyperloop. 5Vlad was banned twice for this offence, and two of the beds are currently on display in the OkBuddyMC Museum.

### Contributions/Achievements

Outside of holding the OKBMC Record for Most Bans, 5Vlad has also:

* Been one of the founders of Society
* Some other shit probably
Jedd

Jedd is a member of pisscraft who rarely plays on the minecraft server, but is active in the discord server, jedd is a discord moderator

## who

jedd is a gay furry.

jedd does not do anything except talk about weezer and car seat headrest

in march jedd was made a discord mod

## faxs

* jedd is not boy

* jedd

## when

jedd joined the discord for a cs:go tournament that was never finished, jedd quickly became active in the server and then did stuff, nothing notable though
Teddy "The Bear" Jones

Teddy Jones is a former Olympic boxer turned mixed martial artist. He would have been remembered for the Olympics part someday if his temper hadn't put another fighter in a coma in an out of the ring brawl during the games. Shrugging off the incident as a bump in the road, Teddy spent the next several years doing mixed martial arts before branching out into professional wrestling, looking to be set up for fine careers in both. Teddy "The Bear" Jones became a Super Heavyweight crowd favorite, his distinctive mustache and over the top All American personality making him an easy fit for posters, action figures, and video games. But Teddy has never been the brightest bulb in the box, and would prove his own worst enemy.

The steroid scandal barely made news in the MMA world, and it didn't hurt his wrestling career in the slightest. His penchent for frequent divorce, often due to the outrageous affairs he was terrible at keeping a secret, caused a chuckle here or there, but no one questioned that he was a contender. When he got into the odd bar fight he got it may have actually helped his image. He never hurt anybody too bad. He was just a big guy with a big mustache that liked to fight.

But then Texas happened.

Super Heavyweight title fight. Teddy "The Bear" Jones, the reigning champ, set to bust up Patrick "Four Leaf" Quincey in the live pay-per-view event of the summer. Late in the fight, Teddy was on the ground and having a rough time of it. After what seemed to him an absurdly short time for this to be the state of things, the ref called the fight and declared Patrick Quincey the victor. Teddy hopped up, furious, and started shouting at the ref, demanding the fight resume. The ref wouldn't budge. Something in Teddy snapped that day (later, during the trial, he blamed it on the illegal bull shark testosterone he'd secretly been taking) and he lost all control. By the time they pulled Teddy off him, the referee was struggling to breathe. He survived but was never fit to referee again. And Teddy Jones never had a sanctioned fight again.

After serving some jail time for the incident with the referee, Teddy supplemented his savings with street fights recorded for the internet and betting on himself in underground fight clubs. By then he'd lost custody of all five of his children, his third divorce was finalized, and the referee had been known and liked enough that he got the cold shoulder with the wrestling industry too. With nothing left to lose, only a few years left in his prime, and no lucrative prospects on the horizon, mercenary work seemed as good a choice as any for a man whose primary skill is hurting people.
NSA

The NSA is tasked with monitoring the global situation and collecting/analyzing data from all their sources (mainly electronic). After the revelations and summary execution of Edward Snowden in 2013, the public found out for the first time the scope of the NSA's efforts, particularly on the domestic front. It turns out they have copies of every text, e-mail, and phone call that is made within the United States. Many believe that their reach isn't limited to the U.S., but that is simply conjecture on their part. Regardless, the NSA has done nothing to curb or stop these programs, and they have more information than perhaps any government agency in the world.
Stormfront

**Founded:** 1995 West Palm Beach, FL

**Crimes:** Kidnapping, Assault, Murder, Racketeering, Hate Crimes, Election Fraud

Created by former Alabama Klan boss and long-time white supremacist Don Black in 1995, Stormfront was the first major hate site on the Internet. Claiming more than 300,000 registered members as of May 2015, the site has been a very popular online forum for white nationalists and other racial extremists.

In early 2016, Stormfront made a push to have more of a physical prescence in the world. They ecouraged users to band together to form what they called "White Strongholds." This appealed to the more militant members, many of whom were doomsday preppers or part of local militia groups. As such, there are now dozens of these strongholds across the U.S. Though they have not been labeled as a terrorist organization by the government, there have been numerous crimes since early 2016 that can be attributed to them.

Their main tools are those of terror, including firebombing churches in minority neighborhoods. They also campaign to elect white nationalists to offices of power in states susceptible to such rhetoric. They have been credited with securing governerships in Alabama and Georgia, as well as numerous house and senate seats over the years.

With the near complete dissolution of the KKK in 2017, many of its former members have flocked to Stormfront. A large number of alt-right and white nationalist groups also merged with Stormfront, and the organization is now, by far, the largest hate group in America.

"White Pride Worldwide"
— Stormfront.org motto

"Beating down a mud [a non-white person] when they try to poisen [sic] one of our own or when they try to seduce one of our girls may not be God inspired, but rather a righteous act of collective preservation."
— Preston Wiginton, Stormfront.org post, 2007

"The critically important concepts of pulling your own weight and not leeching off other parts of society are alien concepts to Blacks. They realize that on their own, they will never have very much so they happily take all the welfare and other hand outs they can get even if this makes them parasites. They don't have any qualms about stealing millions of jobs and promotions thanks to racial quotas — this is the last government-approved racial discrimination program, which has gone on for four decades."
— "Whiterights," 2008 post to Stormfront
Abigail Davis

Communcations Officer Abigail Davis handles all technical data for Myrmidon, which includes: contracts, communication infrastructure, and direct communication with agents in the field. She was recruited into Myrmidon in 2015, and she originally worked for NASA until it disbanded in 2014. Nothing happens without Davis knowing about it (thanks to her various plants within the NSA), and she is quick to get information to field agents.
Free time

## Activities for Kids

- Subscribe to **Macaroni Kid** newsletter - email full of tips what to do and visit on the upcoming weekend. https://national.macaronikid.com/

- Become member of **local library**. Libraries in the USA are excellent. Local library is great place to visit (usually they have some area where kids can play), borrow books, e-books, movies, mp3s, etc. They also may organize some events for kids.

- Before you leave to the USA, let your kids **watch** US **shows** appropriate for their age. It will introduce them to US reality. The Simpsons worked great for our pre-school to 4th grade kids. Surprisingly they got a lot of informations about US culture from it (i.e. universities have high tuitions etc. )

- Consider subscribing to some **streaming** **service** like Netflix or Hulu. Watching shows (optionally with English subtitles on) helps improving language skills.

## Commuting

- **Biking** - all campuses promote biking and have bikes racks everywhere. Used bikes are cheap (Market place on Facebook, Craigslist,....etc.)

- **Bus** - often in university district there are special bus lines, also regular public transport operate there more likely that in other parts of the cities. Good prize for commuting. Usually parking in campus is really expensive.
Loliwood

Loliwood is one of the longest living cities in OkBuddia, and is known for its rice fields, crosses, and Japanese architecture.

## Culture

Known for its Japan Christian values, Loliwood is a self-proclaimed shogunate, and the shogun of the city is T\_O\_P\_T\_H\_O\_T. The Figurehead emperor of the city is Genghis\_Dong. It is punishable by death to place a sign saying "ANIME."

## History

Loliwood was founded January 4, 2019 by T\_O\_P\_T\_H\_O\_T and Genghis\_Dong. Some of the first citizens to live in the city were Manzhou and Lyreken. Soon after its creation, the city had a large population growth to the point of having 12-15 people living in it. This was good for growth, but the city would soon fall victim to greifing, stealing, and eye sores. The worst of these eye sores was cloud city, a massive floating wool structure parading itself as a city. The influx stopped once Goldcouver was formed, and the city became quiet. Loliwood could have died there, as a city full of beautiful structures next to eyesores, but a beautification project was started instead. This entailed three new rice fields, a wall to enclose the city, and the destruction of the eyesores. Cloud city was demolished and its parts buried on February 2, 2019, marking the end of the eyesores. After that, a new surge of players came onto the server, with some of them moving to Loliwood. This coincided with the creation of Loliwood 2077. This new section would create a new real estate market never seen in the city, as people wanted to move into the futuristic district. Soon after that, many of the new players would move out and it became quiet again. The city is still growing in size, and projects are still being built, no matter how quiet it is.

## Monuments

### General Loliwood

- Giga-Cross

- Christian Kaaba

- Graveyard

### Loliwood 2077

- Bruhscraper 2

- Gachimuchi Club

- Arachnophile Club

- Hentai Tower

### Rice Fields

- Great Castle of Loliwood

- Hatsune Miku

- Church of Miku

- Other Anime girl

### Lewd Lake

- Lighthouse

- Tentacle Tower

### Gekyume Gulch

- Great Pyramid

- Saloon

Sign of LoliwoodBruhscraper 2Loliwood 2077Castle of LoliwoodPixelart
Keystone (City-State)

## Description

Founded on February 9, 2019 the City-State of Keystone is a small development located at X: [Undisclosed\*] Y: [Undisclosed\*] Z: [Undisclosed\*]. Due to the Great Raids of February, it is a private city, allowing access to only 6 players: ldriverrunner (Mayor), DanzigOrWar (Trusted Citizen), mowtheman (Citizen), Problocks (Citizen), TheAwesome\_Sauce (Citizen), and SmirkingJackal (Citizen). Though not much is known about Keystone, it is said that there is an animal and crop farm that can support up to 10 if harvested regularly.

### Buildings

Aromir Courthouse - Founded 2/9/19

House of the Heir - Created 2/13/19

Overseer's Tower - Created 2/15/19

Slant Building - Created 2/25/19

Mayor's Residence - Created 3/1/19

### Historical Landmarks

"Fucking Tree" - First shaved tree of Keystone

## Alliances/Truces

No known Alliances or Truces exist between Keystone and other cities, as it is a relatively new settlement.

## Enemies

Keystone seems to be disgusted with any person or persons that believe that traps are not gay. Furthermore, if the identities of the Raiders of February are revealed, Keystone swears to hunt them down.

## Wars and Military

### Military

Keystone has a low military presence; military is not needed due to the lack of information about its location.
Lyreken

Write the first paragraph of your page here.

Lyreekn is one of the best players on the sewrver, he has been playingh since s1 and has numerous achievemnts on the pisscraft server. Season 1 he created the patreon that is stil in use today, as well as created okbuddyreport, and won the easter egg hunt that was hosted by some dumb fuck thats less important then lyrken.

## Is he better hten me?

yes. unless u a lyreken and in that case he is equal with ui.
Brexit Island

Brexit Island is a medium sized Island off the north coast of the central OkBuddia continent. The settlement of Brexit City (the Island's only permanent settlement) is very small and very young, with only 1 permanent resident and two buildings. The Island is connected to the Netherloop: its portal can be found by following Walter highway northbound from spawn, and making the right turn signed with "Brexit Island" and following the straight path from there.

## History

According to server historians, the island is believed to have been discovered by the early nomadic wanderers of OkBuddia during the first few weeks of the server's existence, but wasn't settled on permanently until the founding of Brexit City on the 20th of March 2019. \_NoUsername\_ came across the island while scouring the server's map records in search of the perfect place to build a British paradise: a land filled with small terraced brick houses, football hooligans, curry houses, kebab shops and shitty pubs. He favoured the island thanks to its similarity in geography and climate to the British isles. After connecting the island to the Netherloop, \_NoUsername\_ erected the first two buildings in the city: his own house, and the iconic Big Benis clock tower.
The OkBuddyReport

The OkBuddyReport is a News TV Show run on the OkBuddyReport YouTube Channel. It is, at the time of writing, the only official TV show on the planet of Setonite.
The show is mainly based around the current events, happenings, and interesting builds in OkBuddia. Some very terrible comedy is also thrown in for good measure.
The YouTube channel currently contains one complete episode of the OKBReport, as well as a shorter version of Episode 1.5, an un-ranked episode labeled "OkBuddyReport 3/21/2019", as well nine other videos displaying various content, including the Okbuddian National Anthem, Presidential messages from Donald J. Trump, Okbuddian Election news, and more.
The only full episode of the OkBuddyReport is The OkBuddyReport: January 2019, The One Where Leijurv Dies (Jan 20, 2019). It is the brainchild of users goldrat1 and Lyreken .

The series will possibly later be picked up by user caviaopstok2.

## The OkBuddyReport Channel

The OkBuddyReport Channel  currently stands at 120 subscribers at the time of writing. It's most viewed video is the Okbuddian National Anthem (RETARD ROADS). Uploads include:

* The OkBuddyReport: January 2019, The One Where Leijurv Dies (Jan 20, 2019)
* The Demolition of Auschwitz (Jan 21, 2019)
* Hey, Goldrat, How's the Resource Pack Going? (Jan 24, 2019)
* obamais.mp4 (Jan 27, 2019)
* ha (Mar 19, 2019)
* OkBuddyReport 3/21/2019 (Mar 21, 2019)
* The Okbuddian Anthem Trailer (May 2, 2019)
* RETARD ROADS: Anthem of OkBuddyMinecraft (Country Roads) (May 12, 2019)
* Garflabs™ Vacuum Hopper! (May 21, 2019)
* Episode 1.5: PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING (Aug 20, 2019)
* SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP: Spawn Force (Sep 9, 2019)
* GARFBOT 2020: The Okbuddian Election  (Oct 19, 2019)

The channel's last video was on January 27th, 2019. The channel has not been active since, however it is speculated a return of the OkBuddyReport might come soon.

## January 2019: The One Where Leijurv Dies

   *January 2019: The One Where Leijurv Dies*was the first episode of the OkBuddyReport. Hosted by goldrat1 and cohosted by Lyreken, it took a full three days to fully edit together.

This episode covers the following topics:

* User/Head-Admin leijurv retires
* 5Vlad banned
* 5Vlad stuck in Gamer Hell
* An advertisement for the OkBuddyResource Company
* The new President of Okbuddia has been elected
* Goldcouver made Okbuddia Capital
* The Build of the Week: Goldcouver

The video currently stands at 69 likes (noice) and 1 dislike (lol) which, to be honest, is a staggering turnout. Considering that the channel only has 69 subscribers, it could be said that 100% of the people who liked the video also subscribed to the channel.
The video also managed to rack up over 400 views within the first week, thanks to a post made by C5Y , Server Owner/Payment Man, on r/okbuddyanarchy. The post recieved over 300 upvotes in quick succession. The video now stands at over 700 views, by far the most popular video on the channel. The popularity of the video also created a small spike in the playerbase of OkBuddyMinecraft for a short while, showing that this shit actually works to promote the server (hint hint).
History of Jesusberg/New/Historic

History of Jesusberg

added by u/quirky\_meme

Jesusberg was founded in very early January, 2019 by QuirkyMeme and BigGreenMan

It was never a very populated town, but we thought it was quaint and some people eventually moved in.

Eventually, notable people such as sulkyskeleton, goodestguy, and ThickerThanAStick moved in and helped build up the city.

The surge in population was due to the influx of refugees from New Doge City.

Eventually, people either moved on or stopped playing, so the population declined.

However, work started on The Tower of Jesus Christ, in the middle of the city. It was going to go to sky limit, and it would likely be the best skyscraper on the entire server. Sadly, the town has been abandoned, and the massive tower project never got completed.

Today, it is known as Historical Jesusberg, with a population of 1, being goodestguy.

If you would like, stop by and take a gander, and enjoy the view of the lovely forests!

~QuirkyMeme
Bill Goddamn Abernathy

Training Specialist Bill Abernathy is a retired U.S. Army drill instructor and former green beret. He graduated from West Point before going straight into active service. Abernathy spent four years in the field as a green beret until a nearly fatal injury relegated him to instructing. He retired from the military in 2014, and he is now the lead tactical instructor for Myrmidon International.