Neon Red/Conversations

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In this page is a list of the conversations that can be had with Neon Red over the course of the game; these can be accessed by raising the Insight level of White's relationship with her, either through completing sidequests or giving her gifts.

## Red Conversation 01

**Neon White:** ...

**Neon White:** *C'mon White...if you can cut through demons, you can cut through this awkward tension!*

**Neon White:** So uh...I've been thinking about what you said to me when we first met...

**Neon White:** *Wait, no, not this! You're gonna scare her off!*

**Neon White:** Now, I don't know if you were joking or not...

**Neon White:** *Don't even say it, dude.*

**Neon White:** But I have to ask...

**Neon Red:** You want to know if we were a thing in the past?

**Neon Red:** Here's the deal. I'll tell you...

**Neon Red:** ...If you can make me laugh.

**Neon White:** Seriously?

**Neon Red:** Watching you sweat figuring out how to talk to me is one of my few joys in this place. I won't let go of it for free.

**Neon White:** No, I'm just surprised you're willing to let it go for something as cheap as jokes! I'll have your sides splitting in an instant.

**Neon Red:** Alright, big boy. You've got ONE shot. I'm waiting.

**Neon White:** Okay... hold up, uh...

**Neon White:** How'd it go again...?

**Neon White:** ...Oh yeah! Okay...you're gonna love this one. \*ahem\*

**Neon White:** Did you hear about the pair of thieves who stole a calendar?

**Neon White:** ...

**Neon White:** ...They each got six months.

**Neon Red:** .........

**Neon Red:** .................................

**Neon Red:** ......Pfft.

**Neon Red:** HAHAHAHAHAHA!

**Neon Red:** Ah... geez. Resorting to humor from a children's book of jokes is the lowest of low, White!

**Neon White:** Doesn't matter, I still got you laughing! You better hold up your end of the bargain!

**Neon Red:** Sorry, no can do. Ironic laughter is only worth half price.

**Neon White:** You don't play fair, Red.

**Neon Red:** I don't. But I hope you'll keep playing, regardless.

## Red Conversation 02

**Neon White:** Do I have food stuck to my face again?

**Neon Red:** No, nothing like that. I'm just taking a good lok at your mask.

**Neon White:** Oh yeah, it's pretty badass isn't it?

**Neon Red:** You're content with it?

**Neon White:** I mean, I saw some Neon with a mask that was literally just a heap of gross tentacles, so I'd say I lucked out.

**Neon White:** Do you not like it or something?

**Neon Red:** I wouldn't say I dislike it, I just don't know if it's very becoming.

**Neon White:** Becoming??

**Neon Red:** It's just that our masks are fairly representative of our characters.

**Neon Red:** Think about it. Violet is cute and fast, like a bunny. Yellow is a playful goat-

**Neon White:** And you're a sly fox?

**Neon Red:** Er kitsune, but yes, you're getting the idea.

**Neon Red:** But when it comes to you...

**Neon Red:** Well I just think that something else would have suited you better.

**Neon White:** Right...like a wolf! No, wait. A WEREwolf!

**Neon Red:** I was thinking more like...

**Neon Red:** A puppy.

**Neon White:** A PUPPY!?

**Neon Red:** It makes perfect sense to me.

**Neon White:** Are you kidding me!? It makes zero sense!

**Neon White:** I am a killing machine, not some cute little creature wagging my tail for attention, and helplessly following mommy around!

**Neon Red:** Alright, White. Whatever you say.

**Neon White:** I'm a werewolf, Red!

**Neon Red:** Well, I'm heading out.

**Neon White:** Wait, no come back! You have to say it!

**Neon White:** Tell me I'm a werewolf!!