Schadenfreude

"*Ah, how funny.*"— **Description from the music video**
**Schadenfreude** (シャーデンフロイデ, *Shaadenfuroide*[?]) is a song by Guchiry featuring Otomachi Una. It is one of his singles, sixth track of the album *Mugenhouyou*, and image song for Carl.

### Guchiry's comment

Hello, this is Guchiry.
Meals of others' misery are tasty.

Often when the opponent bursts due to an unexpected accident in *Smash Bros*, I often say “Dammit, Misozuke!” but usually after that, I get a lot of hate and people focus on me.

Hey, that’s teaming! That’s not fair!
## Lyrics

* Japanese
* Romaji
* English

隣の改札で行き詰まる人の群れ

駆け込んで来たところで 目の前で旅立つ鉄の箱

‘‘夕方、雨が降る’’ 胡散臭い予報士に

中指立てながら 出かけりゃあの子も濡女子

御手元の臓器にばかり意識をするから

躓いて大事な何かも壊しちゃうのさ

あぁ！素晴らしい世界だ なんて不平等で理不尽なんだ

それを傍目でほくそ笑んでいる僕はきっと地獄行きなんだ

さぁ！その手を伸ばして 助けを乞う姿を見せてくれ

君が必死に掴もうとしているそれは夢幻さ

‘‘他人の不幸は蜜の味’’

‘‘君のことだけが好き’’ 愛の無い台詞語れば

言質だと看做される 世知辛い世の中なんです

誰かを見下して優越に浸るような僕らは

どの道まともになんて生きることは出来ないでしょうね

君を助ける人なんていない

君の進む道に救いは無い

君の求める先に愛は無い

一生孤独に生きていくのさ

誰か僕のことを見つけて

誰か僕のことを助けて

誰か僕のことを愛して

愛して愛して愛して愛し尽くして

あぁ！素晴らしい世界だ なんて不平等で理不尽なんだ

それを傍目でほくそ笑んでいる僕に天国行きの価値は無い

さぁ！その手を伸ばして 助けを乞う姿を見せてくれ

君が必死に縋ろうとしているそれは所詮偶像さ

‘‘隣の不幸は鴨の味’’

神様なんてものは無いし 運命なんてものも無いよ

責任転嫁が得意なんだね

‘‘君の不幸は蜜の味’’

Tonari no kaisatsu de ikizumaru hito no mure

Kakekondekita tokoro de me no mae de tabidatsu tetsu no hako

‘‘Yuugata, ame ga furu’’ usankusai yohoushi ni

Nakayubi datenagara dekakerya ano ko mo nureonago

Otemoto no zouki ni bakari ishiki o surukara

Tsumazuite daijina nani ka mo kowashichau nosa

A~a！subarashii sekaida nante fubyoudoude rifujinna nda

sore o hatame de hokusoendeiru boku wa kitto jigoku ikina nda

Sa~a！sono te o nobashite tasuke o kou sugata o misetekure

kun ga hisshi ni tsukamou to shiteiru sore wa mugen sa

‘‘Tanin no fukou wa mitsu no aji’’

‘‘Kimi no koto dake ga suki’’ ai no nai daishi katareba

Genchidato minasareru sechigarai yononakana ndesu

Dare ka o mikudashite yūetsu ni hitaru youna bokura wa

Donomichi matomo ni nante ikiru koto wa dekinaideshoune

Kun o tasukeru hito nante inai

Kimi no susumu michi ni sukui wa nai

Kimi no motomeru saki ni ai wa nai

Isshou kodoku ni ikiteiku nosa

Dare ka boku no koto o mitsukete

Dare ka boku no koto o tasukete

Dare ka boku no koto o aishite

Aishite aishite aishite aishitsukushite

A~a！subarashii sekaida nante fubyoudoude rifujinna nda

sore o hatame de hokusoendeiru boku ni tengoku iki no kachi wa nai

Sa~a！ sono te o nobashite tasuke o kou sugata o misetekure

Kun ga hisshi ni sugarou to shiteiru sore wa shosen guuzou sa

‘‘Tonari no fukou wa kamo no aji’’

Kamisama nante mono wa naishi unmei nante mono mo naiyo

Sekinin tenka ga tokuina ndane

‘‘Kimi no fukou wa mitsu no aji’’

Crowds of people headed through the ticket gates,

dashing only to see a hunk of metal depart right before their eyes

"It's going to rain this evening," the sketchy reporter said,

which she brushes off with a middle finger, even if she'll get soaking wet later

You're so focused on the organ in your hand

that you stumbled, and something important ended up broken

Ahh! What an amazing world, how unfair and absurd it is

Watching from the sidelines with a triumphant smile on my face is sure to land me a spot in Hell

Now! Give me your hand, and show me what you look like when you beg for help

In the end, the thing you're desperately grasping for is a fantasy

"Others’ misery tastes like honey"

"You're the only one I love," keep making loveless remarks like that

and you’ll be expected to put your money where your mouth is; that's just the kind of unforgiving world we live in, after all

No matter what path we take, we'll never be able to live normally

because we look down on others, basking in our superiority, y'know

No one's going to save you

You'll never be redeemed this way

There's no love waiting for you

You'll live a life of solitude for as long as you breathe

Someone find me, please

Someone save me, please

Someone love me, please

Love me, love me, love me, love me with your entire being

Ahh! What an amazing world, how unfair and absurd it is

Watching from the sidelines with a triumphant smile on my face is worth more to me than seeing Heaven's pearly gates

Now! Give me your hand, show me what you look like when you beg for help

The thing you're dying to grasp onto is an idol

"The neighbor's misery tastes like duck"

There is no god, and no such thing as fate either

The one thing you're good at is putting the blame on others,

"So your misery is as sweet as honey"

## Characters

* Carl (MC)
* Michiko Ame (side)

### Cameos

* Shou
* Sophie
* Naru and Niru
* "Crown"

## Video Sequence

The music video starts quickly with Carl walking to the beat of the song. Between two frames text written in Japanese appears but quickly disappears. A shot of Michiko’s hand is shown with another quote appearing. Carl is back in frame with the camera.

More to be added

## Links

### Official

* Youtube
* Niconico
* Spotify
	+ Spotify (album ver.)

### Unofficial

* Soundcloud
* VOCALOID Lyrics Wiki
* VOCALOID Database

## Gallery

### Music Video

Carl walks to the left.A close up of Carl's face, shadowed.Carl stands in a crowd, happy.Carl continues staring at the camera.Carl looks off to the right still smiling.Carl looks at ticket gates.Carl smiles and observes Michiko.Michiko trips.Michiko drops the heart in her hands.Carl spreads his arms out happy.Carl laughs with dilated pupils.Carl narrows his eyes.Michiko reaches out to Carl."Other's misery tastes like honey."Carl puts his hands up to his chin.Michiko hugs a black figure.Carl hugs Michiko happily.While hugging Michiko, Carl opens his eyes.Carl whispers into Michiko's ears.Carl disappears, leaving Michiko alone.Naru and Niru stands in the frame.Crown clutches at his scarf, scared.Shou kneels down and holds Sophie's hands."Love me, love me, love me.""Love me with your entire being."Carl spreads his arms out again, more happier.Carl looks up with his arms up.Carl makes a sadistic face.Michiko continues to reach out."The neighbor's misery is like a sitting duck."Flashback to Rainy Girl as Carl and Michiko dances.Carl continues to dance with Michiko as she stares blankly."There is no god.""And no such thing as fate either.""The one thing you're good at is putting the blame on others."Carl hovers his hand over his left shoulder.Carl suddenly smiles.