The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 11

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## Transcript

(*The camera cuts to Group A, who are on the watch out for unwanted Octolings*)

**Henry:** Zach hasn't been responding to my texts for a while... Do you think him and his group are in trouble?

**Katie:** I hope not. Try calling him.

**Henry:** I did, but he didn't answer any of my calls.

**Cuttlefish:** Well, that's not good.

**Henry:** (*Pulls out his phone*) I'll call Jasper.

(*Henry calls Jasper on his phone, but Jasper doesn't answer*)

**Henry:** He didn't answer... Maybe they **are** in trouble!

**Izzy:** (*Gasps*) Oh, no!

**Cuttlefish:** Now, hold on a minute. Why don't we call Amy? After all, she **is** the group's leader.

**Henry:** I don't have her number.

**Katie:** (*Pulls out her phone*) I do though.

(*The camera cuts to Group B, where Zach and Amy are cuddling each other. Amy's phone rings, with "Beat It" by Michael Jackson as its ringtone. Amy answers her phone*)

**Amy:** Hello?

**Katie:** Amy! This is Katie! Are you alright?

**Amy:** No! We got captured by Scarlet and her army!

**Katie:** Oh, no!

**Zach:** Guys, this is Zach!

**Henry:** Zach, why weren't you responding to my texts?

**Zach:** Well, Henry. A certain (*Turns his head towards Sam*) **SOMEONE** (*Turns his head back to Amy's phone*) smashed my phone by throwing it at a **very brainwashed** Amy's mom.

**Henry:** Brainwashed?!

**Zach:** Yeah, she and the other citizens were brainwashed by Scarlet!

**Henry:** Who's Scarlet?

**Zach:** The big Octoling lady!

**Henry:** Right. Well, that's not good!

**Zach:** We need you and your group to come and rescue us!

**Henry:** (*Places his hand onto Katie's phone, blocking out the sound*) Group B are in trouble.

**Izzy:** (*Gasps*) We need to save them!

**Henry:** (*Takes his hand off of Katie's phone*) We're on our way, just stay put.

(*Henry hangs up, and gives Katie her phone back*)

**Cuttlefish:** Okay, gang. Let's head into the Tenta-Base, and come straight back out when we're done!

(*Group A head into the Tenta-Base. The camera cuts to Group B*)

**Zach:** They're on their way.

**Amy:** Good, this place **stinks**!

**Jasper:** Sorry, that's me. When I'm scared, I sweat. When I sweat, I smell...

(*Jasper looks around him*)

**Jasper:** Why is the cage getting smaller?

**Amy:** What are you talking about?

**Zach:** Oh, no. Jasper's claustrophobia's playing up!

**Jasper:** Why is the cage getting taller?! Why is everyone getting bigger?!

**Zach:** And his macropsia's playing up too...

**Amy:** Poor Jasper...

(*The camera cuts to Jasper's point of view, where everyone shrinks, and Sam and Jessica become taller*)

**Sam:** (*Her voice becoming demonic*) Are you okay, Jasper?

(*The camera cuts back to the audience's point of view*)

**Jasper:** AHH! AHH! **AHH!!!**

**Zach:** Jasper! (*Grabs Jasper and slaps him in the face*) Snap out of it!

**Jasper:** Thanks, Zach. I just get very nervous around tall people, they really creep me out... (*To Sam and Jessica*) No offense.

**Sam & Jessica:** (*Towering over Jasper*) None taken.

(*The camera cuts to Group A, who are searching for Group B*)

**Katie:** Where could they be?

**Henry:** They said they were in a big cage, so they shouldn't be too hard to find.

(*Suddenly, Alfred jumps from a platform and blocks Group A's path*)

**Alfred:** Hello there.

**Henry:** General Octopus!

**Alfred:** Okay, you've crossed the line, boy! You Inklings are coming with me!

**Henry:** Run!

(*Group A run away from Alfred*)

**Alfred:** Argh, you've got to be kidding me...

(*The scene changes to Alfred, who is looking for Group A*)

**Alfred:** Where are you?... Come out, come out, wherever you are...

**Henry:** Now!

**Alfred:** What?

(*Group A ambush Alfred by trapping him in a big cauldron*)

**Alfred:** (*Muffled and reverbed*) What the heck?! Grr! You Inklings are gonna pay for this!

**Izzy:** I can't believe that worked!

**Katie:** Why do they have a big cauldron?

**Henry:** I don't know, but let's go!

(*Group A leave Alfred alone, stuck inside the big cauldron. DJ Octavio comes in, and sees the big cauldron*)

**DJ Octavio:** Who left **this** here?

**Alfred:** (*Muffled and reverbed*) Son? **SON!** I'm in here!

**DJ Octavio:** Dad, why are in a big cauldron?

**Alfred:** (*Muffled and reverbed*) Could you let me out please?

**DJ Octavio:** Let yourself out! I'm sure it's not **that** hard!

**Alfred:** (*Muffled and reverbed*) You know what? Maybe you're right!

(*Alfred lifts the big cauldron up, and traps Octavio in it*)

**DJ Octavio:** (*Muffled and reverbed*) Dad, what the heck?! Let me out this instant!

**Alfred:** "Let yourself out. I'm sure it's not **that** hard"!

(*Alfred walks away*)

**DJ Octavio:** (*Muffled and reverbed*) Dad, I'm too small to let myself out!... **DAD!!!**

(*The scene changes to Group A entering a room. They find Group B in a big cage*)

**Izzy:** There you guys are! We've been looking all over for you!

**Sam:** Oh, finally. We can get out of this cage!

(*Henry takes out his book and smashes the padlock on the cage, breaking it open and freeing everyone*)

**Henry:** You guys are free, save the citizens. We'll be outside distracting the Octolings.

(*Group A leaves the area*)

**Amy:** Okay, gang. Let's un-brainwash everyone!

**Zach:** How are we gonna do that?

(*Amy thinks to herself for a few seconds*)

**Amy:** I got it! Remember what we discussed? Scarlet was the one who brainwashed everyone, right? What if we get Scarlet to **UN**-brainwash them?

**Zach:** Yes, that is true, but how in the world are we gonna get her to do that?

(*The camera cuts to Amy's point of view. Amy looks around and sees a large cone, and then looks at Jasper. The camera cuts to Amy's face*)

**Amy:** Hey, Jasper? How good are you with impressions?

(*The camera cuts to Group A, who are outside, fighting Octolings*)

**Katie:** (*Firing her ink gun*) There's too many of them!

**Izzy:** Where did they all come from?!

**Katie:** I don't know!

**Henry:** Hang on!

(*Henry takes out a Splat Bomb, and throws it onto the Octolings, blowing them all up*)

**Katie:** We need a distraction!

(*Henry looks around*)

**Henry:** I have an idea! What if one of us uses their phone and plays loud music as a distraction?

**Cuttlefish:** Octolings are very sensitive to certain types of music. That could work!

**Henry:** Great! What song will we use though?

**Izzy:** I have a song! This one's a **classic**!

(*Izzy grabs Henry's phone, and starts typing. The scenes changes to Scarlet, who is walking down a hallway, by herself*)

**Scarlet:** (*To herself*) Where the heck **is** he? I want him~

(*Suddenly, a loud thud can be heard*)

**Scarlet:** (*Pulls out her Octo Shot*) **Who's there?!**

**Jasper:** (*Mimicking Octavio*) Don't worry, my love. It's just me!

**Scarlet:** Oh, I've been looking all over for you! Where were you?

(*The camera cuts to Group B, who are behind a corner, trying to lure Scarlet over to them. They have Jasper mimicking DJ Octavio's voice to lure Scarlet over*)

**Jasper:** (*Mimicking Octavio*) I was just outside, looking for any remaining Inklings we may not of caught yet. I'm fine.

**Scarlet:** Good, because I want some "Alone time" with you~

**Jasper:** (*Normal voice, quietly to himself*) Oh, crap! (*To Scarlet, mimicking Octavio*) Before we have some "Alone time" with each other, I wanna talk to you about our "Plan".

**Scarlet:** Oh, is there something wrong with it?

**Jasper:** (*Mimicking Octavio*) Oh, uh. Th-Th-There's nothing "**Wrong**" with it, my love. I just wanna change a few things, that's all.

**Scarlet:** Really? What do you wanna change?

**Jasper:** (*Mimicking Octavio*) Let's call off the search, we have enough Inklings. Besides, the remaining Inklings are probably dead. Also, about the citizens. Could you perhaps **UN**-brainwash them? You know, just for a few minutes? It would be wrong to use them without their consent, and they can't consent when they're brainwashed, can they?

**Scarlet:** Yeah, I guess you're right... We could have some sort of heart for the poor things... Oh, alright. (*Giggles*) Anything for you, Octavio!~

(*Scarlet gets closer to the camera*)

**Scarlet:** Now... C'mere, you!~

**Jasper:** Oh, crap!

(*Scarlet laughs in a sinister, but playful way as she gets closer to the Inklings*)

**Jasper:** We're screwed.

(Suddenly, loud music starts playing, the song being "Can You Point Your Fingers (And Do The Twist?)" by The Wiggles. Scarlet looks around)

**Scarlet:** Are you serious?! **THIS** song?!

(*The camera cuts to Group A, who are singing along with the song*)

**Henry, Izzy, Katie and Cuttlefish:** (*Singing*) ♪Can you point your fingers and do the twist?♪

(*The camera cuts to the citizens, their eyes turn back to normal and regain their memories*)

**Henry, Izzy, Katie and Cuttlefish:** (*Singing*) ♪Can you point your fingers and do the twist?♪

**Duncan:** What the?

**Zoey:** What the heck happened?

**Crusty Sean:** Where am I?

**Sheldon:** Why are we here?

(*The camera cuts to the outside of the Tenta-Base, where all of the Octolings come out from the Tenta-Base and start dancing to the music*)

**Henry, Izzy, Katie and Cuttlefish:** (*Singing*) ♪Well, we're gonna go up! And go down! Get back up and turn around! Can you point your fingers and do the twist?♪

(*The Octolings dance to the music*)

**Izzy:** It's working!

**Henry:** Okay, great! Let's keep going for a little bit longer!

(*The camera cuts back to Amy and the gang*)

**Zach:** (*Listening to the music*) Heh, nice. Classic childhood song.

**Amy:** Quick! She's distracted! Let's save everyone!

(*Amy and the gang run down the hall, but everyone, apart from Zach and Amy, get trapped in a big cage. Scarlet comes in*)

**Scarlet:** There you are.

**Jessica:** Oh, c'mon!

**Sam:** We just got here!

**Amy:** What are you gonna do to us?

(*Scarlet traps both Zach and Amy in her arms, basically hugging them both*)

**Zach:** Oh! Okay!...

**Scarlet:** I have "Special plans" for you two...

(*Scarlet walks away with Zach and Amy in her arms. The camera pans into her Scarlet's face as she laughs evilly. The scene cuts to black)*

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