Roddy: Roddy's Circus Diary: Amren

Roddy’s Circus Diary

Deer Dairy. My name is Roger Hamersten the Theerd. I am five yeers olde. *Hah! You’re speling is awful!*

I am a toortul. I am an orphan. I am leving in a sircuss. Issrun is teching me to play the loot. Harniss yells at me for fiting with Amren. Amren fites with me. *You started it. You broke my adventurerer. He was specal!*

I haf to rite in this diairy sos I can leern reeding and riting. Amren doesn’t. *Cause I’m smarter than you.*

I haf ritten all that I ned too. I am done now.

#### *Hi my name is Roddy and I’m a big stupid klutzy turdbrain!!*

Deer Dear Diary.

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*Hah! You got in trubble! And while you where writting this my dad gav me candy.*

Dear Diary

Today I hung out with Moggie. He’s a human and the sircus strongman. I plaied a song for him. He pat my head and told me it was good. It wasnt. But it made me feel good. *I did it better.*

Then Amren showed up and he plaied a song too. He did better. But Moggie didnt say so. *He was being nice. We both know I’m better!*

Moggie called Amren my broder. I didnt know that word. He said in my case it was Amren. So I sad that means a meanie who likes to fite with you and takes your stuff. Moggie laguhed and sad yes. Amren bite me. *It was my stuff first, you deserved it. Remember that my mom yelled at you about it too!*

I wish I didnt have a broder. *I wish I didn’t have a broder too.*

Dear Diary

I HATE AMREN.

I open my diary today and AMREN has read everything and ritten ALL OVER IT. I HATE HIM.

I showed it to Airniss and she scolded Amren. But that was IT. AMREN is mean to me all the time and HE gets away with it but when I am mean to AMREN they yell at ME.

I HATE Amren. I HATE him.