Goofy Joe

* Formal
* Casual
* Vacation

Giuseppe Marco Cortez, also known as Giuseppe Torgucci, known most commonly as Goofy Joe, is the titular main Protagonist of the series. He's a quick tempered, fancy clad man who hates being inconvenienced. His anger issues and his ego are what lead to the main conflict of Season 1. He lives in an unknown area, seemingly somewhere in the United States, in a small, quaint house. For the majority of the first season, Goofy Joe must deal with the curse that sends people to inconvenience him. (While also attempting to kill him.)

## Appearance

Goofy Joe is a young looking man with brown hair and blue-ish gray-ish eyes. He usually wears formal clothing although in episodes like *Beat It Old Geezer!*, he is seen wearing more casual blue clothing. He later appears at his vacation home with shorts and a dark Hawaiian vacation shirt, as well as a gray hat. His body's appearance suggests he is most likely a human, but he possesses powers most don't have, showing that there may be more than meets the eye going on with him.

## Personality

Goofy Joe can only be described as hot headed. Evidently, the thing he hates most is being inconvenienced, no matter how minor the inconvenience is. He goes so far as to kill people when they won't get off the couch or refuse to do the dishes. Despite his rage, he does seem to have a vulnerable side. When his girlfriend Mackenzie breaks up with him over text, he is later seen somberly sulking over the lost relationship. He even cries over it. Despite this emotion, though, in the same episode he still goes on to kill Melford Stringbean over an inconvenience. However, he later learns to assert more control over his emotions and become less rage filled thanks to Teagan Who Remains. This new skill helps him win a battle, but also results in him feeling some kind of remorse after winning regardless.

## History

### Season 1

#### The Beginning

Long after an implied history with the mob, Goofy Joe lives in a small house in midwestern America, when we first see Giuseppe, he fights his roommate Gerald for not getting off the couch for Goofy Joe's date. Joe ends up killing him, and walking off after realizing his date was canceled. In the second episode, something similar happens with his new roommate Chaz. Chaz appears as a typical frat-type dude bro roommate who refuses to do the dishes. Goofy Joe attempts the usual and attacks Chaz relentlessly, their fight leads outside where Chaz is bested and Goofy Joe plunges his cane through Chaz's stomach. However, unusually, in his last words, Chaz utters a curse upon Goofy Joe saying that his life will become hell and Chaz will one day return, he also says Goofy Joe's real name, Giuseppe, which Joe is confused as to how he knows. Despite this, Chaz dies, and Goofy Joe moves on and texts his date Mackenzie, telling her about his latest roommate conquest, only for her to say that Chaz was her brother and break up with Joe.

#### The Inconveniencers

Joe is not doing well at this point, and it gets even worse when it starts to appear that Chaz's curse is coming true. Giuseppe is inconvenienced by a group of clones when he asks them to press a traffic button for him. Joe fails to understand that there is no traffic button, just his mailbox, but nonetheless the clones' inability to do this causes him to fight them, the fight starts with melee before they begin a shootout, with Joe killing a bunch of clones until eventually they stop coming and he receives a phone call from one Doctor Farty Assdinglebitch, Goofy Joe's former friend who reveals he created the clones to inconvenience him. Joe then finds Farty on snapmap and goes to his house and beats the shit out of him, but leaving him alive. When Goofy Joe returns to his driveway, he discovers one Teagan clone survived, and he allows the clone to run off as the one survivor, this being the first small sign of Goofy Joe perhaps growing a distaste for his evil ways.

Goofy Joe later, after relaxing with his roommate BBQ Bacon Burger and crying over Mackenzie breaking up with him, has a run in with an elderly business man (and possible pedophile) named Melford Stringbean. Melford shows Joe a falsified deed that claims he owns Joe's couch. Joe, not believing this, goes outside to pummel the elderly man. Melford soon reveals his true self, not as old or frail as Joe thought. They begin a fight with their canes before Goofy Joe breaks Melford's cane, Melford still continues the fight unarmed, he gains the upper hand and cuts Goofy Joe with a knife laced in poison. Joe is hurt and in the midst of this, Melford rips his heart out, yet somehow with a mix of his anger and his healing powers of unknown origin, Goofy Joe survives and kills Melford by snapping his neck, he takes Melford's heart and performs a transplant on himself.

Later, Goofy Joe is in the midst of a fight with Inconveniencer Hank the Bowler. Hank gets the upper hand and has Goofy Joe at his mercy, but then Convenient Man conveniently shows up to save Goofy Joe by blowing Hank's head off. He then takes Goofy Joe's cane and returns back into the woods from whence he came. Goofy Joe proceeds to cope without his cane and wakes up one day only to find that a Rancid Burger Restaurant has been set up in his house without his permission, with two employees working the place. He leads them outside to fight them to the death. He beats one of them and steals a sword from another, when he is about to strike him down, their manager walks out to face Goofy Joe. It turns out to be his roommate, BBQ Bacon Burger. Except he was lying about his identity, the whole time he was Hance Rancid, owner of Rancid Burger and Inconveniencer sent by Chaz. Goofy Joe feels betrayed and attempts to strike him down with the sword, only for Hance to use his fighting rings to parry and break the sword. They get into a very long fight where Hance keeps getting Joe down, but eventually, while on the ground, Giuseppe grabs the broken sword blade and uses it to stab Hance Rancid. Hance attempts to tell Goofy Joe the story of all his fighting rings, but a very loud train interrupts his speaking before he dies. Goofy Joe then steals his rings then walks inside and passes out.

Goofy Joe later goes on vacation to get away from all this, retreating to a nice vacation home with an outdoor deck and pool. He's seen relaxing and speaking about his sexuality to a business associate before he spots a figure in the distance. A ninja-esque man stands at the other end of the deck, wearing all black except for a small opening for his eyes to see through, and holding a sheathed sword. Joe steps out of the pool only for this ninja, named Vance, to knock him back into the pool with the dull end of his sword. Goofy Joe gets back out and promises to duel him, Joe pulls out a sword as Vance unsheathes his and they begin their battle. Joe is formidable but it's clear Vance is the better swordsman, disarming Joe of his weapon. Right before Vance strikes him down, Goofy Joe flashes back to when Hance Rancid managed to parry and destroy Joe's sword with just his fighting rings, Joe then realizes he still has the rings on, so he sticks his hands up and parries the blow perfectly. Vance is disarmed and he stumbles back, having lost his balanced, he falls to the ground and Joe begins beating him senselessly, right before Giuseppe kills Vance with his sword, however, Vance kicks Joe and flees to the edge of the woods, Joe follows him and Vance attempts to ambush him but fails and gets cut down. In his last words, however, Vance tells Joe that something big is soon to arrive, and that someone is coming after him. Vance then dies and Joe throws his sword away and falls into the pool out of exhaustion.

#### Return of Chaz

In episode 7, we see the end of one of Joe's fights, where he beats an unknown Inconveniencer to death. He then remarks that he is now completely unstoppable, but he then hears footsteps coming from the hallway behind him. He gets frightened, perhaps sensing something bad, he turns around and sees Chaz standing in the entrance to the living room. Goofy Joe is shocked and asks Chaz why he's doing all this, only for Chaz to explain that he made up his whole persona in order to be Joe's roommate and steal money from him as time went on so he could provide for his sister Mackenzie, as they are both very poor. He says he didn't feel bad because he knew Joe was evil and he knew Joe was dating Mackenzie, which he wasn't a fan of. He learned runes and self defense thinking the Mob would come after Joe, but ended up having to use them on Joe himself, and he is now hellbent on revenge. Goofy Joe tells Chaz that Chaz won't take anything from him. Chaz says he's studied Joe and that if he bleeds, he can die. Joe attempts to fight Chaz only to get beaten senselessly and eventually thrown outside. He tries to get away but collapses in his driveway, but before Chaz can tear Giuseppe's arm off, Doctor Farty Assdinglebitch, now free of the curse, comes to the rescue and stabs Chaz in the arm. He tells Joe to run, Joe flees behind a nearby bush and watches as Chaz then kills Farty with the knife and begin yelling and screaming. Joe take the opportunity to run as far away as he can.

He eventually arrives in the middle of the woods, where he finds Teagan Who Remains, who thinks he's in Colorado, living there. Teagan Who Remains is surprised to see Joe. He asks what Joe is doing here and Joe explains he got his ass kicked by Chaz. He also tells Teagan that his creator Farty Assdinglebitch saved Joe but died in the process. Teagan seems saddened by this, referring to Farty as essentially his father figure. Joe says that he was too rage filled and sloppy, which caused him to lose, so Teagan reluctantly offers to help him control his emotions and beat Chaz. Joe happily agrees as Teagan takes a hands-on approach and knocks Goofy Joe out. He awakens to find that Teagan has taped his hands together and trapped him in Farty's basement. Teagan tells him that he must learn to solve situations more calmly and not let his rage get in the way, at first, Joe attempts to just brute force his way out, but eventually manages to be calmer. He assesses his surroundings and casually locates a knife to cut himself free. Teagan is impressed and continues to train Joe in this way until he feels he is ready. He leaves Joe to fight the battle, and Convenient Man shows up to pull a Goofy Joe's cane out of his ass and give it back to Joe. Convenient Man then exits. Joe walks up to his house, where Chaz now resides, and finds a suit hung up for him by Chaz. He puts it on and goes inside where Chaz lambasts him for acting high and mighty despite killing so many people. Joe points out that Chaz had just killed Farty Assdinglebitch, a far more innocent man than Joe, he uses this fact to throw Chaz off balance and thus exploit it. Chaz feels a lot of turmoil over his killing of Farty and they begin to fight, leading outside, Chaz disarms Joe of his cane. They continue to fight, but thanks to his training, Joe slowly starts to get the upper hand, and lands a jump kick that knocks Chaz to the ground. Before Joe can stab Chaz with his cane, Chaz dodges and throws Joe into a ditch, but Joe finds a gun in the ditch, presumably the one from episode 3. Joe tells Chaz that while he is learning to be better, Chaz is only learning to be worse. Chaz charges Joe only to be shot. Joe decides not to desecrate the body and dumps Chaz in his neighbor's ditch. He goes inside and contemplates himself deeply. He goes into the bathroom and he looks in the mirror, showing regret and guilt. He walks outside and lies under a tree, staring up into the dark sky.

### Season 2

#### The Aftermath

Two months after the events at Joe's house, we see him sitting on the couch slaving over a laptop, attempting to get any work done but evidently failing. Soon, he throws in the towel and calls his business associate Bernard on the phone. He tells Bernard that he's quitting and the boss role will be passed on to him and it is implied that Bernard calls Joe gay. Giuseppe hangs up and contemplates for a moment, before picking up the phone again and calling another number, Teagan, saying he got the number from Convenient Man. He basically begs Teagan to help him take down the mob, saying he wants to make himself a better person. Teagan seems unamused by this offer, stating their alliance was a one time deal and that Goofy Joe has wronged him too much. Before, he hangs up, however, Joe promises to bring back Teagan's brother, Craig. Teagan is intrigued and asks how, to which Giuseppe explains that he planned to search the basement of the deceased Doctor Farty Assdinglebitch for things he could use against the mob, but also says that if Teagan helps him, they could search for things to get the make-shift cloning machine back up and running to bring Craig back. Teagan seems unsure and Joe tells him to meet him if he's interested and then hangs up.

When Joe shows up at the basement, Teagan is already there, and punches him out of instinct. They walk into the lab together and begin searching for things they can use. Teagan finds a weird laser gun but not much else. Not until he finds a USB stick. They decide to go back to Joe's house where his laptop is to check what's on the stick. They find a video recording of Doctor Farty Assdinglebitch, recorded before his curse that was given to him by Chaz took over. He explains in this video that he is being taken over and he cannot hold it off much longer. This video is a last ditch effort to help Joe. He explains that on the drive is instructions on how to fix the machine, and he can use that to defend himself against whatever comes his way. He tries to explain something else that he created, but that is left unknown the curse takes hold of him before he can reveal it. He laughs maniacally and shuts off the video. This is the last time he is seen. Teagan seems concerned about the video but they head back to the lab nonetheless. Joe explains how he plans to get on the inside of the mob and tear them apart from the inside. Teagan says he's going to stay and study how to fix the machine.

#### Infiltration

Joe leaves and he arrives at the house of his former mob boss. When he knocks on the door, Louis Torgucci answers and throws him inside immediately. They begin a quick scuffle where Louis lambasts him for supposedly stealing his powers, the same ones Joe often uses to survive insane things. Joe admits to this but says it was an accident. Joe fights him off with a good punch and Louis is impressed enough to give Joe two minutes to explain himself. Joe lies through the skin of his teeth and says how sorry he is for betraying them in the past, and that if Louis lets him back in to work his way back to the top, he'll try and help him get his powers back. Louis agrees and tells him to show up at their usual park meeting spot the next day, although he still has his suspicions. Goofy Joe walks out, smiling.

He returns to the lab, boasting about his success, before entering and seeing Teagan in a chokehold courtesy of a mysterious masked figure. He tries to reason with him which doesn't work, the figure barely speaks a word. He then throws Teagan to the ground and begins fighting Goofy Joe outside the lab. He holds his own very well but gets knocked back into a door. He pulls himself up and double kicks Joe back into a chair, sending him into a daze briefly so the masked man can flee. Goofy Joe regains his composure to find the figure gone. Teagan emerges and asks what the hell happened. Joe says he believes the figure to be a somehow still living Vance, the assassin who attacked him in S1E6. He believes this thanks to the symbol on the shirt being the same. Joe then gives Teagan an ear piece to talk to him and explains that he now has an in with the mob, but that it's still very risky and that this masked figure will throw a wrench in their plans for sure.

Regardless, he shows up at the park the next day to see the mob, after explaining the situation to Teagan. The Torgucci Family, consisting of, other than Louis, Flat Mario, Spicy Luigi, Cheesy Jack, Mr. Cheese, and The Lizard, all immediately see Giuseppe the traitor and their first instinct is to go into attack mode. Louis arrives just in time to save Joe from a beating and he asks them to give him a chance. They listen to Louis as they are loyal to him. He gives each mob member their orders for the week, including putting Cheesy Jack and Goofy Joe on sales duty (As their front for their money is selling doors door to door as the Door to Door Door Salesmen) then asks Mr. Cheese to meet him after the meeting, which he does and they discuss something private. Joe asks Jack to just trust him, as he claims to regret his past actions, and Jack relents and begins explaining what they're gonna do. Later that afternoon, when Joe and Jack are walking together, Joe originally plans to kill him right there, but notices Mr. Cheese spying on them from the background, so he decides to play it smart.

He whispers things under his breath to get Jack riled up, including asking Teagan for backup via microphone. Jack begins to push Joe around, so from Cheese's perspective, it looks like Jack initiated the fight. They begin brawling and they throw each other onto the grass, before Jack trips Joe to the ground and begins beating him relentlessly. But suddenly, the masked figure appears and stabs Jack in the neck, killing him and tossing him to the side. He and Joe begin fighting against a street sign, before Joe eventually knocks his glasses off, and telling him to stop because the curse is over. The figure laughs at Joe believing he is Vance and charges Giuseppe, before getting his mask ripped off, revealing Chaz, still alive, who runs away, leaving Joe shocked, and he passes out just as Teagan arrives at the scene. (We then see that the night Chaz supposedly died, he was looking in on Joe and decided to change his approach.)

When he wakes up, Teagan has taken him home and questions him on what happened. Goofy Joe tells Teagan the masked man was Chaz and Teagan is baffled as he thought Joe killed him. Joe says that he shot him in the abdomen and dumped him in a ditch and just figured his body de-spawned, a stupid idea which Teagan lambasts him for. Joe then asks if there was any progress on the machine, Teagan says he ran diagnostics and knows how to fix it now. He then asks to stay for a while as he doesn't really have a home. Teagan and Joe play Uno before a knock is heard at the door. Joe correctly suspects that it's Louis and hides Teagan in the bathroom.

He speaks to Louis, who was concerned that he and Cheesy Jack didn't report back the night prior, Joe informs him sadly that Jack was killed by a mysterious figure after an argument. Louis is seemingly upset and asks if Joe knew who this figure was, to which he lies and says no. Louis brings up talking about getting his powers back, and Joe gets flustered, unprepared for the question. Now having the upper hand in the conversation, Louis applies more pressure and asks Joe to hold a dinner for the whole mob family tonight, which he accepts. Joe goes inside and tells Teagan to go and work on the machine at the lab, and then calls Mario and Luigi, the family cooks, to help him with the dinner. When they arrive, Luigi seems rather unenthusiastic about cooking, despite being the better cook, but the far more unskilled Mario is at least eager to help, and tells Joe to get some rest while they work, and Joe goes to his room and naps.

When he wakes up, it's Luigi, who says guests are now arriving. Joe quickly gets up and greets everyone kindly and brings them to the kitchen. It becomes clear that Mario, the way less skillful cook, did most of this meal, as it's amateur and downright bizarre, but everyone sits down and accepts it. They begin dining on their horrific meals and joking around with each other in a rare moment of happiness and solidarity between all of them. They begin reminiscing on stories about Cheesy Jack, which is when Louis intervenes into the conversation to put the pressure on Joe, revealing to the family that Jack had died to a masked figure during his sales route.

Everyone is devastated and shocked to hear this news, and Louis says that they must simply push forward. This statement angers Mario, who perceives it as Louis displaying little care for the family, and he speaks up against Louis. Big mistake. Joe watches as Louis is enraged by Mario's disrespect and throws him to the ground, screaming in his face that family means everything to him, but that if they don't move on, things will only get worse. Mario yields and tries to apologize, but Louis just shoves him to the ground again and tells him to go outside with Luigi to get some fresh air. They both leave and Joe awkwardly follows them, saying a good host must check in with his guests.

He goes outside and tries to act sympathetic to them, but of all people, Mario is the first to see through the façade, saying that the events that were described don't sound at all like how Cheesy Jack would act. Joe warns them not to overstep and says he'll let them live if they run away now. They refuse. Joe reluctantly tosses them both over the railing, beginning a 2v1. They start with hand to hand combat before Mario and Luigi both pull out knives, and manage to land a few stabs on his leg, before Joe manages to redirect a knife into Luigi, killing him. Mario cries in anguish but Joe soon has him on the ground. Mario was always good to him and he's faced with slight guilt, seeming to not want to kill him. Mario mentions it being convenient that Joe doesn't have a gun, and the most terrifying outcome occurs.

Convenient Man appears. Convenient Man offers a gun to Joe, which a confused Joe vehemently refuses. Mario briefly questions the existence of Convenient Man before calling out Joe's seeming conflict on wanting to be evil but then wanting to be good and his confusion with it, before trying to charge Joe. That's when Convenient Man drops his cheerful appearance and professionally aims the gun right at Mario and shoots him in the head, killing him instantly. Joe is already shocked but is even more shocked when Convenient Man approaches the body and continues loading the corpse with bullets until the gun clicks, needing to be reloaded. He then puts his hands on Mario and seemingly erases the body from existence. Convenient Man then drops the gun for Joe and disappears.

#### Cover Blown

Louis, Mr. Cheese, and The Lizard exit the home, having heard the gunshots and being confused. Joe quickly lies out of his ass, saying it was the "masked figure" who did it. Louis sends Mr. Cheese and The Lizard on their way, saying they'd best get going to escape. They leave and Louis pulls Joe up and whispers "I know what you did" to him before walking away. Joe is unnerved and pockets the gun Convenient Man left for him out of defense. Louis leads them along the road for a while with Joe trailing in the back. Joe radios in with Teagan and informs him that he's stuck trailing behind the remaining mob members, Teagan tells him to get back as soon as possible. Just then, Louis decides to test something, he leads Mr. Cheese away to "talk to him" leaving Goofy Joe with The Lizard. Goofy Joe winces, realizing that this moment alone is a good time to take down another mob member.

He pulls his gun on the Lizard, but visibly shakes through his actions as he pulls the trigger, dropping the poor sub-human to the ground dead. Joe almost cries after doing this, as it is basically the equivalent of shooting a dog, he subtly unloads his gun and drops it to the ground and runs off, leaving Mr. Cheese to stumble upon the body of what was basically his human pet. He flees to the lab and finds Teagan. He sits down and vents to Teagan about how he isn't sure about his own actions, and that he's scared of everything that's coming after him. Teagan shows a form of friendliness to Joe and reassures him that he can overcome this, and that he's learning to be better. He then reveals that the machine is now fully fixed and ready to be used with a DNA sample.

They grab DNA strips of Craig, previously used to clone him. They put in one strip and activate the unexpectedly loud machine. It whirs and whirs before a flash of light and the smoke clears. The New Craig. He seems confused but Teagan is ecstatic to see him and gives him a hug. They give Craig the address of Joe's vacation home, where he can go to stay safe while they finish their conflict. Craig, while apprehensive to be on Joe's side, does what they say and bids his brother and new ally farewell for now as he travels to go hide. Excited by their success, Joe and Teagan continue with the plan to clone themselves some allies. Joe grabs the blood of Vance, Hank the Bowler, and Hance Rancid, having gotten Hance's blood from the sword, Hank's from the place where his head was destroyed, and Vance's because he apparently has Vance's body in a cryochamber. Joe gets to work and switches on the machine once ready.

Once the smoke settles, the three cloned Inconveniencers stand before Joe and Teagan. Teagan questions why Hance looks like him but goes on to explain that they now work for him and Joe, and that if they need backup, they ARE the backup. They accept this and Joe says he's gonna leave so that Mr. Cheese doesn't find them down in the lab and destroy something. Teagan says he's gonna go with him because he doesn't want Joe to die, and Joe is surprised by Teagan's willingness to risk his life for him, but it's too late anyway. Mr. Cheese descends down the stairs with the gun Goofy Joe left at the murder scene.

He points the gun at Joe's head and says that Louis wanted him to bring Joe in alive, but that he didn't care because he wanted Joe dead NOW. Joe assures Teagan that it's okay and Teagan steps aside. When Cheese pulls the trigger, it clicks, and Joe reveals he unloaded the gun earlier and Mr. Cheese didn't even bother to check. He turns and pushes Cheese to the ground and a fight ensues. Teagan and Joe team up on him and hold their own, before Cheese separates them and knocks Teagan way back into the lab, knocking him out of the fight. Joe tries to hold Cheese off but gets knocked down, but then the Inconveniencer clones burst through the door and launch a full frontal assault on Mr. Cheese. They beat him nearly into submission before getting knocked back, when Joe gets up and finishes him off, kicking him into a shelf.

Joe and the Inconveniencers stand over him, victorious, before disaster strikes. Chaz comes down the stairs with a machine gun and Joe dives and ducks as Chaz unloads countless bullets, killing all the Inconveniencers, and leaving Cheese alive. Goofy Joe knocks Joe out with ease, but his gun is empty so he drops it. He covers the corpses with a blanket before going up to Mr. Cheese and saying that only he can go after Joe. He pins Cheese by the neck to the wall and despite Mr. Cheese begging for his life, Chaz snaps his neck and drops his body to the ground.

Joe gets up to face Chaz and chastises him for his lack of remorse and his working for Louis. Chaz tries to justify himself saying it's for Mackenzie, but Joe calls BS and points out that Chaz hasn't even seen her since he came back to life, and he's just blinded by revenge, and the money he's getting means nothing to him. He says his family would be disappointed and Chaz attacks him, only to get knocked into the stairs. Goofy Joe says he used to be afraid to face Chaz again, but now he isn't, because he's moved on.

Their fight continues, Chaz mostly has the upper hand, as Joe is already tired out. Joe hits Chaz with a copy of *A Bronx Tale*. Chaz slams Joe into a wall and beats him relentlessly, before Teagan re-enters and knocks Chaz down with *A Bronx Tale*. Teagan only manages to land a hit or two before Chaz beats him relentlessly to the ground. He's about to kill Teagan when Goofy Joe tackles Chaz off of him, but Chaz takes advantage of Joe being so close by pulling out his chloroform and knocking Joe out.

#### The Battle

Hours later, Joe hallucinates heavily about the people in his life dancing around him before he slowly slumps into his chair and snaps back to reality. He awakens in Louis' living room to Louis and Chaz standing over him, ready to begin their torture. After some quick banter, Louis gets down to business with Joe and has Chaz put pliers around his fingers. Louis demands that Joe tell him how to get his powers back. Joe denies and gets his fingers ever so slightly more crushed by Chaz's pliers, eliciting a yell from him. Chaz and Louis continue their torture before hearing the door creek open slightly, which they grow suspicious of, before a louder noise is heard from the very back of the house, the sound of glass breaking. They both leave Joe to go investigate and through the front door comes Teagan, who had thrown a pry bar through the back window to distract them and be able to come free Joe. Joe tells Teagan that he shouldn't have come, and that he doesn't deserve to escape. Teagan denies this and reassures Joe, saying that he was wrong about him and that he's doing the right thing. He also expressed gratitude to Joe for bringing his brother back. He tells Joe that he's the strongest person he's ever met and that he can take Louis easily, motivating Joe.

Just then, Louis and Chaz re-enter the room, Joe still appearing to be tied up. Chaz smugly fights Teagan back, saying he'll deal with him. Louis nonchalantly reveals he never actually planned to pay Chaz, much to his confusion, before Teagan tackles him outside and they begin to fight. Louis and Joe are alone now. Louis demands one last time to know how to get his powers back, but Joe throws it in his face and surprises him by freeing himself from his cut ropes. Joe stands up and punches Louis back, beginning their fight. It's brutal, they go back and forth with strong blows, Louis being a very heavy hitter. He attempts to slam Joe into the ground and even seemingly breaks his leg, but of course Goofy Joe's healing factor saves him from that. Louis pulls out a fire poker and attempts to impale Joe with it before getting disarmed, not without Joe sustaining slight injuries from it however. Louis pins Joe to a wall and goes on and on about the powers once more.

Joe decides to mess with his head and reveal to him that he took his powers by killing him. Louis is confused and Joe hits him to the ground. Joe then reveals he knew how to get the powers all along, saying that a Fatal Blow to the Head was all it took to kill someone with that healing factor and steal the powers. But there is the caveat that the person you steal them from effectively get a second life, just now without their powers. This basically reveals to Louis that all he had to do the whole time was the exact thing he was threatening to do. Louis is, of course, enraged.

He stands up before Joe and rants about how it doesn't matter, that he'll kill Joe twice and tear him to pieces and then cook him and feed him to his new crime family. He then charges Joe but because of his emotional state, all it takes is Giuseppe kicking his leg out to knock Louis to his knees. Joe then proceeds to beat him relentlessly and brutally, holding him up as he landed hit after hit. Chaz walks in during the beating and, witnessing this horrific beating, hallucinates it to be himself instead of Joe in his head, and he realizes he's becoming just as brutal as the man he hates. He hurriedly leaves the building as Joe lands a few more hits before finally letting Louis to the ground. He opts not to kill the man, and instead says that he will live here in misery, and that if he ever hears from Louis again, he'll come back and finish the job. He leaves the defeated and barely conscious Louis to writhe on the ground as he leaves the house to reunite with Teagan.

He says he'll meet Teagan back at the house and then walks over to a nearby rock, where Chaz is sitting alone, contemplating. Goofy Joe sits down next to him and Chaz asks if he killed Louis. Goofy Joe says he didn't feel like it, Chaz scoffs at him. Goofy Joe says that even though he knows Chaz doesn't trust him, he has to listen when he says it isn't too late to go down the right path. Chaz breaks down and says he doesn't know what to do. Goofy Joe reassures him that he does, and that he can make the right choice and make his family proud. Goofy Joe leaves him sitting there as Chaz briefly breaks into tears before slowly standing up to leave.

Giuseppe convenes with Teagan at the house and hands him a set of keys, revealing that he's moving to his vacation home about 20 minutes away and is giving his house to Teagan and Craig. Teagan is shocked but very grateful for this. He and Joe hug as Joe leaves Teagan to live in this new home. Goofy Joe plasters a sign that says "New Goofy Joe House" over his new home, formerly his vacation home. He strolls inside and puts on a robe, before taking it off as he reaches his pool, last seen in Season 1 Episode 6. He turns around and back flops into the pool of his new home, finally at peace. At least for now.

## Sightings

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