Idle Skilling Crusades As Platformers (ISCAP)

Idle Skilling Crusades As Platformers (ISCAP) is something that I made because I wanted to. It doesn't say anything about it, but Asylum bosses are included too.

## Dialogue

### The Bruiser

Player: Hi there, I'm looking for-

The Bruiser: TRESPASSER!

Player: What? No no no, you've got it all wrong. You see, I-

The Bruiser: TRESPASSER! PREPARE TO DIE!

Player: Fine. Bring it. See if I care!

### Toxic Sludge

Player: I'm looking for some slime, have you seen any anywhere?

Toxic Sludge: GRAEOEHGEHNSDOLEJIJG

Player: Uhhhhhh... What? I didn't understand, could you repeat that?

Toxic Sludge: JGIUEIHSGBUBEIOHGBOESBGIOEHGEOESGNOA

Player: I can't understand you, just give me your slime.

Toxic Sludge: FINELETSFIGHTTOTHEDEATH

### Killer Rabbit

Killer Rabbit: Squeak squeak!

Player: Awwwww what a cute little bunny!

Player: But I mustn't get distracted. I was sent on a quest to kill it.

Killer Rabbit: \*angry growling\*

Player: Looks like this'll be difficult.

### Desert Giant

Desert Giant: Hello there, fine sir.

Player: Why hello there.

Desert Giant: Nice weather we're having, yes?

Player: I would heartily agree with you, sir.

Player: I'm sorry I can't stay and chit-chat.

Desert Giant: What do you mean?

Player: I've been tasked to kill you.

Desert Giant: In that case I say SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT!

### Pincermin

Pincermin: Pincermin pincermin. (Hi there.)

Player: What did you say? I don't speak... whatever language you speak.

Pincermin: Pincermin pince pincermin? (What did you say?)

Player: Uhhh... Pincermin pincey pince pincermin? (You look awful today?)

Pincermin: PINCER PINCEY PINCE-PINCERMIN?!?! (WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?!)

### Tremor Wurm

Player: Ugh, I hate worms! Just fight me.

Tremor Wurm: If you insist!

Player: You can talk?

### Faust

Player: What's under your mask?

Player: Reveal it or I'll kill you! (He doesn't know I'll kill him anyways...)

Faust: Pffff, you killin' me? Not happenin'.

### Arachneon

Arachneon: I have been expecting you.

Player: Oh, you know me?

Arachneon: Of course I've heard about your murder spree, going all the way through seven of us. Still 6 of us left (including me) though.

Player: Then let's get to the point.

Arachneon: Of course.

### Gheist

Gheist: Ooooh, a new follower! What's your name?

Player: I'm not here to do necromancy and satanic rituals!

Gheist: Ooooh, but then what are you here for?

Player: Vanquishing ghosts!

### The Basilisk

Player: Hey, you!

Basilisk: ? \*turns toward player\* !

Player: Yes, you! Come closer!

Basilisk: \*spits venom\* \*hisses\*

### Blobulytes

Player: 10 down, 3 to go!

Blobulyte #1: Stop right there!

Blobulyte #2: We can't have you come any closer!

Blobulyte #3: Unless you want to fight...

Player: You read my mind!

### Puppeteer

Puppeteer: Ah, a new puppet! Finally! I was bored with just a mushroom, a rock, a worm, and Bob.

Player: Fight me, and then if you win I'll consider it.

Puppeteer: Deal! Because I'll win either way.

### Narcissius

Narcissius (Envy): Oh hello there-

Narcissius (Anger): GRRRRRRRRR GET OUT OF MY WAY-

Narcissius (Sadness): \*sniffing and crying\* nobody likes me...

Narcissius (Anger): YOU'LL PAY FOR MY LOST EMOTIONS YOU DIRTY LITTLE CHEATER!

### Asylum Bosses

Narrator: You walk into \*asylum boss name\*'s Asylum room.

Narrator: You knock on the door.

## Images

### Bosses

The BruiserToxic SludgeKiller RabbitDesert GiantPincerminTremor Wurm (referred to by most as Desert Wurm)FaustArachneonGheistThe BasiliskBlobulytesPuppeteerNarcissiusEmigdala (Asylum Patient)Occulon (Asylum Patient)Scallius (Asylum Patient)Gorshank (Asylum Patient) (Phase 1)Gorshank (Asylum Patient) (Phase 2)