Phantom Pharm

## Summary

When the ghost of a pig comes back to life for revenge on the farmers who slaughtered it she comes back to murder them and the Mystery Patrol have to investigate

## Story

(We open on a pig pin where piglets are rolling around in the mud and they hear a noise and they turn to see where it's coming from and it is coming from the woods and see a human tall Peppa Pig with red eyes and a baseball bat they squeal and run to the older pigs the Killer Pig comes after them)

(Cuts to the Mystery Patrol driving to Farmer Yumi's farm)

Ace:I think we got a mystery to solve. A killer pig is on the lose.

Ryder:Yeah and we got to expose it as a hoax.

Katie:And we're here now.

Danny:Oh boy.

Rubble:Well let's go,(Gulps)

Ryder:Let's head to the last sighting of Piggy.

Danny:Like I agree with Rubble we should head back to the lookout.

Rubble:Yeah and order some pizza pepperoni pizza.

Danny:I like the Hawaiian. The sweeter the pineapple and the salter the ham. Together they really make it.

Katie:Oh come on Danny!

Ace:Yeah we stop baddies all the time! Like the Phantom Octopus at the premiere movie of Terror From The Sea.

Danny:That was the actor who played the octopus in the movie and he was wearing it to the premiere in town cause his boss told him to. He didn't mean to scare everybody off man. And the case of the Phantom Pizza. That was just a crooked man trying to scare people away from the restaurant to get revenge on the place for getting fired. And the Beast Of Swamptown. The Monster Of Pittsburg. And the Seaman Of Adventureatraze. And Granny the one that was haunting the town's mall And the ghost of the principal called the Principal Poltergeist. And that was all of them the past few days this week man and today is only Wednesday.

Ace:Hey look at this. (Picks up a map)This map is about a land grant. The land grant was buried somewhere on the property.

Rubble:I smell something. (Sniffs around) Thisaway.

(Points to where the barn is)

Ryder:Let's investigate.

(An overweight middle age man looking like Dub Taylor in the episode of The Andy Griffith Show episode High Noon In Mayberry)

Billy Ray:Hey you kids! Get offa this property!

Ryder:Why? This isn't your land.

Billy Ray:No but I still say! I'm the postal man! Billy Ray Talbot! And no relation to Lawrence Talbot of the Wolf Man pictures! Anyway I help Mr. Postman deliver the mail. (Gives Ryder the mail)Here give this to Farmer Yumi and Al if you see em.

(Goes away)

Katie:That was weird.

Ryder:Let's forget about him. (Checks the mail)Hmmm.

Ace:That's odd.

Danny:Like what is it Ace?

Ace:They're all from the same person. Farmer McDonald. He's wanting to buy the farm back saying that it was once his farm.

(A middle age man with a sandy brown mustache and hair looking like the lawyer from the episode of The New Scooby-Doo Mysteries A Nutcracker Scoob)

Lawyer:I'm the lawyer for Mr. McDonald. And is Farmer Yumi here?

Danny:No they've gone for the day. They'll be back for the evening.

Lawyer:Well here I have a paper from Mr. McDonald himself.

(Gives it to Ryder)

Ryder:This paper has runny ink.

Katie:And the signature looks messy.

Lawyer:Hey I'm just the lawyer.

(Leaves)

Katie:I'd say this could be a clue.

Ace:And these offer letters are a clue too.

Danny:And this red dress.

Ace:What red dress?

Danny:This one.

(Piggy comes out with the bat)

Rubble:Ahhhh! It's Piggy!

(They run around in a maze and come out and trap Piggy where we then fade to Farmer Yumi and Farmer Al congratulating them)

Framer Yumi:You caught Piggy.

Katie:And it's really.

(Pulls mask off revealing)

All:Ols McDonald?!

Farmer Al:How come he'd do this?

Ryder:Simple for his property. He thought the legend of Piggy would scare you all into selling and hired the mailman and his own lawyer.

(The police come and the aforementioned men are in the back in cuffs McDonald himself is now in handcuffs)

McDonald:I woulda gotten away with it too if it hadn't bern for you meddling kids and your hound dog!