Garfielf - Final Score

Garfielf - Final Score is a Garfielf video made by Advanced Edition and was published on January the 30th, 2020.

## Plot

Garfielf wants to do a final score with Jon, but they bicker about stupid shit, then Garfielf invites an easily angered goat who spits on Jon's face.

## Characters

Garfielf

Jon

## Trivia

Apparently, Garfielf and Jon argue about trying to move to paradise because Garfielf wants to do a final score.

## Transcript

Well, Japan. Since your incapable of making anything but gay fod/food. i decided that we need a BIG score. what ever u are tiring to infect me with. I'm not listening. it is probably some stupid plan with making a deal with illegal jocko jackasses. Listen, Jack off! We need a score, a final soccer, and we will finally put your past behind us and move to paradise. Listen here! I get to work. We argurgering over stupid shit. You eat your high cholesterol of sickness. And then we go to sleep. We do this for infinite and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say? And that's how my life is going to be. not some fucking oj simpson story arc. Do you understand, you greasy fat fuck? if you don't follow my lead, i will make a call with the aliens above and sell your micro-penciels/penises for gofundmy/me money. Well whatever, Goa'uld-fielf. if you excuse me, im trying to download my free ferrari. God fuck, ASS COCK! my mac and cheese is full of Stinky Venus! Cant i just make you a stupid lunga instead?, hey what about that stupid outlaw lasaga you asked about year ago anyway? im so glad that you suddenly asked, Jane Seymour. An outlaw lasaga is made from pure ingredients across the globe. The outlaw-lasaga is free from government repression. A taste of freedom, true lasaga made of freedom, god dammit! Bascially/basically, the lasaga/it makes you indolence. Jonny boy. LOL that thing is called unconscious coma. you call them comas, I call them just for another catnap, what is the difference?, as long I get my sleep it doesnt mat/matter. I can make you sleep. I will envoy the deaths from hell, and you will get your immensity. HoLd oN, thought we were done with death t hreats/threats. I have administered a law to legally emasculate little annoying cat to hat sequels. you are convicted to every possible cock and ball torture, til you experience severe mental or physical suffering. and that's what you get for stealing my butt-plug hahehheieeueuahuaehauh listen here you Mother fucker joker. I will squalidity the pillows with my ass cheeks. You will see down at the pillows how rumpled with shit they smell. I will also tell Liz that you are/you''re e one of those/this Green weed Party suckers. we all know that shes a true galactic republic. you will regret your incomprehensible decisions. Granny slut! gee. im not going to ear no more. i need some air. your toxicity behovier is making this air unbreadable. Well i give you something to sniff about. eat my well baked rice cake. \*Garfielf farts at Jon\* Oh My God/OMG! I'm/am dead. I CANT BREATH. OH, I am NOT! STINKY ASSHOLES MAKING THING WORSE. that is beacuse you are Just antoher sub-human who breahts oxgyn. your weakest body couldn ' t handle my bomb methane. the viewer absolutely loves to see you suffer greatly! Joggy Jon! wow did you just broke the 4th wall. well somebody had to, nobody else on this hellish dimension have the balls TO crush green balls. well this episode have dragged to long. lets end with a big bang. who is most gay? Pink Panther or Shrek? Well it gotta be you since you look alike those typical school shooter. Screw you, you bitch! \*Jon shoots an AK-47 while lightning and explosions ensue\* \*Garfield dies as he is face-flat on the ground as he bleeds but got back up\* yeah Jo/Jon i actually also bought a goat and hes hungry for dinner. AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH what fuck, get rid of that snake or smithereens with foot \*The Goat has had it with Jon and gets angry and red-eyed\* You're gonna do nothing! YOU'RE GONNA DO NOTHING! \*The Goat then spits on Jon's face\* Jesus fucking Helly Hansens! He spitted all over my fucking face! Censor this screenshot! \*The video ends\*

## Alternate names for Jon

1. Japan
2. Jack off
3. Jane Seymour
4. Jonny boy
5. Mother fucker joker
6. Green weed Party sucker 7. Granny slut
8. Just antoher sub-human who breahts oxgyn
9. Joggy Jon
10. Jon Arbuckle
11. Typical school shooter
12. Jo

## Alternate names for Garfielf

1. Greasy fat fuck
2. Goa'uld-fielf
3. Bitch

## Link to YouTube Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKn8bfHeork