Other other one

Non canon*The contents of this article are not canon to the actual books.*

Other other one is an AI generated retelling of Lechonk Against Wrongdoer generated by Inferkit.

## Characters (In order of appearance)

* Josh Barshuckle
* Lechonk James
* Sprigatito McCarthney
* Fuecoco Brenfeld
* Quaxly Hughs (referred to as Quaxly Peale)
* Sapwing
* Moltusc
* Tioflote
* Salt Goodman
* Clippy
* Claira Gonzales
* Raynal Baker
* Dr. Kintobor
* Kobi
* Great Egg Unaliver 2025 Model
* JoJo
* Sonic
* Mutant hedgehogs
* Taro
* Leo
* Hatsune Miku

## Story

On October 13, 2025, Josh Barshuckle was awoken by a phone call from CEO of Nintendo, Lechonk James, in relation to the upcoming Super Mario Sunshine Romhack, Super Lechonk Sunshine. Josh had been working on the hack for two months and had enough gameplay footage to be put into the upcoming Nintendo Direct. However, upon going to check his livestream, there was no new footage.

His livestream had vanished from the site entirely and was replaced with another hacked game.

Lechonk James was not pleased.

Meanwhile, Lechonk's friends, Sprigatito McCarthney, Fuecoco Brenfeld, and Quaxly Peale, had invited their friends (and also Nintendo's legal team) a toucan named Sapwing, a squid named Moltusc, and a hippopotamus named Tioflote (I'm not bothered to give them surnames so they don't have any) for a party before the Nintendo Direct. However, upon arriving at the location, they found a table full of Cheese Doosters, tacos, and sausages. After going inside, they found that Tioflote had taken the party into a spaceship and would not come back for three days.

Another update is coming soon.

#WiiU

The Cheese Doosters are standing by.

Even if it means staying up late on a Monday night to find out what Nintendo reveals in their upcoming projects, a new F-Zero Game, a new Punch-Out game, a new chapter for Deltarune (Nintendo owns Deltarune now), a new multiplayer Zelda game, A new 3d Kirby game, a remake for the legendary 2004 Game Boy Advance game, The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, and of course, the main event, Super Mario Sunshine 2.

Like the magic wind in Deltarune, I can feel it.

So here it is.

. . .

STYLE AND LOOK:

This is a remake of the original Super Mario Sunshine. I did not do a single thing to the original version. That's not how Mario should be remade. A game should stay the way it is. The original is timeless and remains fun to play.

It's time to destroy another element that many of us hate: Sunshine Shower Glitches.

And this is how to do it.

Meanwhile, infamous TV lawyer Salt Goodman and his colleague Clippy have escaped from Place Japan Federal Prison using the power of the Tera Shards that somehow wound up in a sandwich given to him by a girl named Claira Gonzales (who is a 17-year-old minor). The is broadcasted all over the world, including the spaceship Tioflote somehow has with his friends. However, Lechonk James doesn't appreciate Salt and Clippy or his friends or the Tera Shards and as a result, hires a hit-man named Raynal Baker who worked with his father on contract killing. He goes on to lie to Raynal and says that they can finally be together because his parents are dead.

However, Lechonk James has a problem with Raynal not understanding the history of Earth.

Along with this, Raynal decides to get assistance from Lechonk's friends, Sprigatito, Fuecoco, Quaxly, Sapwing, Moltusc, and Tioflote, along with Josh Barshuckle, Vice CEO of Nintendo. His plan: to lure Salt Goodman to an abandoned amusement park and ambush him. In order to do so, Raynal explains to Sprigatito, Fuecoco, Quaxly, Moltusc, and Tioflote (whom he affectionately called "my chickens") that they must go on a trip to Nebraska. After watching a video explaining why Nebraska is perfect for a trip (no snow), Sprigatito, Fuecoco, and Quaxly go and arrive in Nebraska.

Just in case you weren't convinced by the fact that they are hired assassins working for the owner of the park named Salt, they come across Raynal and Salt immediately tries to kill them. He captures them in a hotel and tries to tell Raynal and Salt that they can be together if Raynal gives up his job. However, Raynal says that he's not going to leave his job for Salt and decides to kill Salt.

Meanwhile, Sapwing discovers that Salt and Clippy have been working for a mad scientist named Dr. Kintobor, who has been harvesting something similar to Tera Energy (Chaos Energy) from a power plant in Lincoln, Nebraska. Because the two bosses want to destroy the whole continent, Dr. Kintobor planned to use Salt and Clippy's bodies as energy.

While in Nebraska, Raynal decided to leave the hotel and go to a castle to see his friend Kobi. Raynal's flight eventually lands in the aforementioned Cinnabon (not a real bakery but like a mini-Cinnabon made inside a factory). After landing, Raynal and Clippy get into Cinnabon. However, Raynal finds that Salt has flown to the same castle that he landed in.

It was now time to see how the two bosses would be fighting for Salt. Salt and Clippy also can't use their famous wind powers due to Salt having burnt the wind wheel of the castle, along with Salt's transformation from a brown rat to a red rat, and the dark energy that escaped Salt's body at the end of Super Mario 64. That is why Raynal tells Salt that he needs to use his weapons in order to defeat him, but if he uses the Nintendo Wii controller (which Raynal stole from Nintendo, along with the Tera Shards that he took from Dr. Kintobor) he would be losing his special powers. If Raynal takes the controller, he would also not be able to transform anymore and as a result, would have a boring life on Earth.

Lechonk and Josh interrupt them and tells Raynal to spare Salt and Clippy to tell him of a greater threat, Dr. Kintobor in his Great Egg Unaliver 2025 Model, a ginormous mech that runs on Chaos energy from the almighty Master Emerald, which he had found in Area Zero of the Paldea Region. Although Raynal doesn't believe that the Great Egg Unaliver 2025 Model is a threat, Salt is extremely anxious about the threat and decides to help Raynal. Raynal accepts Salt's help and decides to go inside the egg to confront Dr. Kintobor. Raynal tells Clippy and Salt that he wants to join Salt's crew after hearing that Salt lost his beloved JoJo. In order to convince them, Raynal decides to try on Salt's jacket, which made him cry like a little baby.

While Raynal is dressed up like Salt, Salt transforms back into a rat and leaps onto Raynal's back in order to become able to transform and fly with his Wind Powers (except that he could fly only on platforms in the castle with the proper jumping power). Raynal comes to believe that he will be able to fly with Salt after realizing that he is a little bit scared of the egg that he was inside and later sees a power ring that he could use to transform back to his regular form. After Raynal transformed back, he tried to rip the ring off of his hand, but accidentally ripped off his own hand. In a panic, Raynal jumped from the egg and left his gun and helmet, along with the Great Egg Unaliver 2025 Model that he was trying to fight Dr. Kintobor with in it, to his dead friend Kobi.

In order to regain his lost, Raynal suddenly noticed a candle inside the Great Egg Unaliver 2025 Model that he could use to keep his weapon from turning into stone. Since it took a lot of concentration and time, Raynal used it only once. Then, Raynal chased Dr. Kintobor (the mad scientist) to another room, in which he found a 2006 Honda Civic with a weird life form in it. Dr. Kintobor claims that the creature was his newest creation that he made from pieces of deceased Nintendo developers, which made Raynal completely terrified of the creature. Lechonk was there and he looked a bit closer. It was a short humanoid creature with sharp spines on the back of its head, it was covered in blue fur and had red running shoes that could feasibly allow the creature to run at Mach 1.8.

Lechonk decided to be curious about the creature and pushed Raynal out of the room. Raynal tried to get back inside to find the creature, but Lechonk ripped him out of the way and the creature tried to attack him. Lechonk, believing that Raynal had captured the creature to use it as a weapon, forced Raynal back into the room. Raynal saw the creature get trapped and decided to pull a lever to save it. Raynal would later regret saving the creature and realizing that the creature turned into a huge alien monster who tried to attack Raynal and everyone else. Raynal and everyone else had to flee as the creature in the spaceship and somehow got inside the Great Egg Unaliver 2025 Model and left it at the bottom of the ship. Raynal and Salt later found out that the creature was called Sonic the Hedgehog, and that there were multiple of them. They were in the form of cartoon characters that Raynal didn't remember at all. Salt noticed that the huge alien was just a hologram. Raynal, Salt, and Clippy then begin to chase Sonic through the castle's hallways, which led them back to the museum room. The monster was facing them and it tried to chase them back, but Raynal and Salt ran off in order to try to save JoJo. After Sonic was caught, Raynal decided to return the Great Egg Unaliver 2025 Model, but then noticed that the robot that was in the space ship, that belonged to Tioflote the Hippo. Moltusc and Sapwing were also in there. Raynal left the room after Sonic entered it with a crate of eggs. The monsters called the Great Egg Unaliver 2025 Model had the ability to lift heavy objects and move large objects. Raynal, Salt, and Tioflote had to move the crates that were lined up at the door into the room in order to make room for JoJo, Tioflote's siblings, and their eggs to get to their parents and find Raynal.

However, Raynal got arrested. The monsters were confused about Raynal's arrest and soon realized that JoJo, Tioflote's dad, was missing and that Raynal was the culprit. Raynal had set everything up to make himself look like a jerk for setting up the monster. JoJo, Tioflote, and their parents all escaped and went into the mansion, where they were confronted by Raynal in a cell. JoJo and Tioflote started to fight Raynal for one last time before leaving. They hit Raynal and he started to break out of the cell and the monster then got out and Raynal ran back into the room and tried to find Dr. Kintobor. He was surrounded by monsters and JoJo and Tioflote started to fight them while Dr. Kintobor battled Raynal. Dr. Kintobor was about to win the fight when Raynal fought back and ended up beating Dr. Kintobor. Dr. Kintobor had the upper hand but Lechonk, leading an army of Sonic the Hedgehogs, arrived at the scene and Kintobor was hit by each and every one of the hedgehogs before finally passing out. Raynal retreated to the back of the cell never to be seen ever again.

He was not seen in any other video game until now. However, in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Raynal is the hidden character that only a player who had the egg or dinosaur was able to unlock. Raynal can be found on the Coliseum floor, inside a church with portraits on the walls of Raynal himself, JoJo's dad, Tioflote, Lechonk, and Salt. Raynal can be seen fighting Taro, Josh, Leo, Leo's grandparents, and of course, Hatsune Miku, who Josh has a crush on. It is unknown if Raynal is in charge of the creatures in the game or if JoJo's parents are actually in control of them. Raynal can only be seen on the title screen. Raynal's trophy looks like Raynal was trying to stop Dr. Kintobor from doing something before leaving his girlfriend, JoJo, behind.

After all that chaos, Lechonk, Josh, Sprigatito, Fuecoco, Quaxly, Sapwing, Moltusc, Tioflote and I guess Tioflote's family decide to finish the day off by going to eat at a nearby Cinnabon.