Destroy Everything You Touch

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights descend into the Undermountain to discover what Vecna and Tasha were doing down there.

## Major Plot Points

#### Celebrations

* The Acolytes and Best Friends Caravan celebrated the defeat of Bedlam by partying in the Salty Clam.
* The party decided to put Kristof Columbo in Muchomucho M Amor's holiday mouse. They then put Vecna's soul in Barbara Duke's compact mirror.
* Lady Laeral Silverhand congratulated the party on ending the Reverie. They declined to give her info on the identity of the Harlot Witch or how demons were involved in it. After realizing the Lady of Waterdeep would prosecute the Harlot Witch for taking over the city, Clementine Jones used her magic to make Laeral believe the Harlot Witch died with Bedlam.

#### The Undermountain

* Thanks to Sybil Ringwell's spell on Vecna, she was able to locate the Undermountain. Unfortunately, Tasha changed the password to the entrance. Clows Kufas correctly guessed the new one when he mimicked Tasha's hideous laughter.
* The Acolytes found a chardalyn mining operation made up of duergars in the first chamber. Aryan Grande successfully deceived the miners into thinking the party was part of their operation through Tasha. She also scored a bucket of chardalyn. Muchomucho recognized chardalyn as a rock that was a powerful material to build magic weapons with.
* In the next chamber, our heroes found chardalyn tablets with Abyssal text written on them. Muchomucho translated it and said it was a list of the ruling demons of the Abyss and their mortal followers. He discovered Cordelia Bonum was a servant of Chaotica, Queen of Demons. Sybil wrote Dead Amy's name under all of the demons. This healed her rotting flesh and open wounds and gave her red skin, horns, claws, a prehensile tail, and a second set of wings. Many voices started speaking in Dead Amy's head. It was impossible to remove her name or any others from the tablets.
* In Vecna's museum, Sybil triggered a draconic statue trapped that unleashed a fire ball. Dead Amy healed her. Clows created a floating disc to carry the rest of the party safely into the room. The group found his horrible creations like a mermaid with scaly legs, a snake with upside down legs, a unicorn without a horn, and a portrait of Tasha that the evil witch added to the collection. Mucho discovered the portrait hid a secret entrance into the ballroom.
* Dead Amy charged into the next room and was struck by a ray from a zombified beholder head that served as a disco ball. The paladin cut it down with her sword. Clows soon joined her and used the piano to crush it. At Clows' suggestion, Aryan held the B key down and it opened up the next area.
* The hall was covered in spider webs. Sybil had her spider familiar explore the space. The spider said the webs were reactive and would strangle anyone without a spider crawl ability. The spider then checked out the skull circle at the north end and was teleported to a library. The angelic circle to the south incinerated the spider. Sybil incinerated the webs around the skull circle.
* Clows investigated a bookshelf and a paper scythe gave him a severe paper cut. Dead Amy put her head in the mouth of the bear rug and she narrowly avoided it clamping down on her. Dewey Thundersnatch summoned a fog cloud to ruin the paper scythe traps. The books in the library were dedicated to the study of chardalyn. When Sybil tried to exit the room through the southern door, a mimic door handle tried to bite her. She cast pass wall to circumvent the monster.
* In the torture chamber, six people were being tormented by the wheel of misfortune. Muchomucho dispelled the magic and used the machine to partly learn the Power Word Kill spell. The people being tortured were The League of Extraordinary and Legendary Wizards. They came here seeking to study under Tasha but she tortured them instead. When they learned that the Acolytes killed Tasha, they warned our heroes that she was Baba Yaga's daughter and the witch queen wouldn't take kindly to losing her daughter. They then left shouting they had nothing to do with Tasha's death.
* The group discovered Vecna's laboratory where a cage magma monster was being kept. Magmus spoke to Dewey in primordial and said he was summoned from the elemental plane of fire. He warned the party that they touched anything in here, he would melt and fill the room with lava. Sybil sent Magmus back to his home and rendered the curse in the room ineffective. Muchomucho found enough intel in here to learn the power word kill spell, however, it's too powerful for him to wield now without a significant risk.
* Dikarus Bottombane stopped fighting with Axle Obscuros via sending stone long enough to pick the lock to door to Vecna's vault. Vellyne Harpell, an Arcane Brotherhood member and Vecna's acolyte, was in here. She wanted to restore Vecna and considered Maccath the Crimson a traitor for abandoning Vecna to his cursed fate. She asked to borrow Barb's compact mirror to powder her nose, but the tiefling refused. Vellyne tried to steal Barb's purse as Vecna was crying out to his follower. Barb held on to her purse and pulled out a chunk of Vellyne's hair. Dead Amy ripped off Vellyne's eyepatch and was hit by her hidden magical eye beam. The paladin decapitated with her new demon sword and then took her eye and replace one of her own with it. Muchomucho befriended her snow owl familiar after Vellyne's death.
* The group discovered Vecna's phylactery wasn't destroyed by Tasha but rather cursed by her. It kept him immortal and alive, but he couldn't regenerate after she reduced him to just a hand. The party destroyed it to free the spirits he fed to it.
* In Tasha's personal chambers, the party discovered more of Tasha's chambers and how she studied magic under Baba Yaga in the Feywild and discovered a love for demonology.
* The Acolytes then entered a large smithing room where the duergar leader Xardorak Sunblight built a chardalyn dragon and was working on a gateway to the Abyss. Thanks to Barb and Aryan, the party struck a deal to become owners of the mine with Xardorak. Dead Amy befriended the chardalyn dragon and claimed it as her steed.