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Guess the Ladyboy

Style
 Participants
Dan Joyce
Pancho
 First Appearance

"*Look at her hands.*"
— Dan

"*Look at HIS hands.*"
— Dainton, at first not being fooled at all.

**Guess the ladyboy** was the name of a game Pritchard had come up with in Thailand for Lust. The aim of the game was to guess which one out of the girls they would be kissing is actually a ladyboy. However Pritchard had rigged it as he actually knew all the women in this game were ladyboys, this being him getting at Dainton in the never ending Pritchard vs Dainton rivalry.

## Recipe for disaster

* Ladyboys
* Homophobia
* Rigging the competition
* Friends

## Guessing the ladyboy

Each of the Dirty Sanchez crew had their own ladyboy to try and guess if they had a cock or not (Pritchard, as mentioned before had rigged it as he knew the truth). While Pancho and Dan couldn't tell, and Pritchard pretending not to know, Dainton was the only one who, at first, had worked out all of them were not proper women, as they each danced one by one Dainton would correctly guess each was a man, commenting that one of them had a 'Desperate Dan' chin.

The next part of the game was having a kiss with the ladies, Pritchard went first with no problem, Dan seemed to get way too excited as he kissed his lady, dancing with her and rubbing asses as he looks at the camera with a sort of strange glee in his eyes and a weird expression on his face, Pancho started to feel sick and actually gagged at one point, and actually puked a bit as a result (though it's not known if he meant to do this or why he started to gag, Dainton and Pritchard joked on the commentary he must have had a homosexual experience at some point in his life, and since Pancho, along with Dan, didn't turn up for the commentary he had no way to defend himself), Dan and Pancho had pretty much worked out that they were all ladyboys. However filming was abruptly stopped when Dainton refused to kiss his ladyboy, shouting at Jim that he wasn't going to kiss a man. The smart Dainton that was shown up until this point soon vanished when Jim tricked him into thinking that his ladyboy with the stars and stripes bra was an actual woman and he agreed to kiss her. Unexpectedly not only did Dainton slip a tongue in at one point but he actually got semi hard, something that tickled Pritchard a treat.

## Aftermath

"*There's a cock! It's a cock!* "
— A repeated phrase used by the boys.

One by one the boys found out if they had a woman or a ladyboy, all of them having ladyboys. When Dainton discovered his woman wasn't actually a woman he lost the plot, especially when Pritchard revealed he knew all the women were men, before the reveal as Dainton was in shock Pritchard would gleefully express on camera the fact that not only did Dainton use his tongue but he got semi hard from a ladyboy as well. Dainton, distraught would later worry about his girlfriend, or worse his kids, seeing him kissing a ladyboy.

## Gallery of Shame

Frozen poo

Voodoo trance
Ning

**Ning** (or Ming as Pancho mispronounced) is a Thai lady that got involved with the Sanchez boys by participating in both Bangkok Roulette and the final round of the game that Pancho had named Unfortunate Wank. Ning's job was to wank one of the boys off as part of the game, the aim being to guess which one Ning was wanking off, the loser who guesses wrong (or in Pritchard's case asks the person being wanked who they think is being wanked) has to down a bug. As the game progressed and it came to Dainton's turn he didn't flinch as he just ate the bug as if it was nothing. This annoys Dan to the point that he decides to "up the ante" by using something else instead of the bugs, to which Pancho reveals, for whatever bizarre reason, he had brought along his jar full of fat from his Liposuction. Dan decides that for the last round of Bangkok Roulette, which Pancho humorously names "Unfortunate Wank" that whoever gets wanked off first by Ning has to down Pancho's fat.

Sadly for Dan he would soon begin to regret this choice immensely, as soon as Ning got back under the table and Pancho began the round Dan verbally reacted to Ning wanking him off, making him the loser, everyone else the winner and Ning the decider of Dan's fate as he had to down Pancho's fat.
Cactus slap

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This is a minor prank from the third series of Dirty Sanchez involving Pritchard as the prankster and Dainton as the victim.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cactus
* Unsuspecting victim
* Ass

## Pricks

Pritchard had a cactus leaf in his hand ready to use on Dainton when Dainton was not looking. This prank happened sometime after or before the Oranges stunt. Dainton was talking to some producers when Pritchard ran behind him and slapped him on the arse with the cactus. Dainton reacted immediately by yelling at Pritchard then started screaming in pain.

## Aftermath

Like every other cactus stunt or prank, the spines of the cactus is left behind in the victim.

## Gallery of shame

Mouse trap
Fishing rod

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*That is serious Zorro shit*"
— Dan Joyce

This is a whipping stunts from the third series of Dirty Sanchez. It was meant to involve only two of the boys but unfortunately for Dan he was accidentally caught up.

## Recipe for disaster

* Fishing line
* Arse
* Being in the way

## Vengeance

Pritchard was upset with what Dainton had done to him throughout the series so far. Pritchard shown off how powerful the fishing rod is like as a whip in front of the boys.

Dainton bent over prepared for his punishment from Pritchard. Pritchard thwacked Dainton which in turn had hit Dan by accident and broken the rod.

## Aftermath

Dainton was in a lot of pain and had a mark on his skin. The rob was broken so the stunt could not be repeated.

## Gallery of Pain

Mouse trap
Pricky Pancho

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*This is for Pancho because he's just a fucking prick*"
— Pritchard being humourous

This is a stunt from the second series of Dirty Sanchez which involves Pancho being hit with a cactus in more ways than one.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cactus
* Skin
* Testicles
* "High striker"
* Sledge hammer

## Pricky pineapples

The first part of the stunt simply had Pritchard holding a part of a cactus and slapping Pancho on the back. Pancho took off his shirt and placed his hands onto a stone in order to not intervene in the stunt. Pritchard gave a huge slap with the cactus piece, he hit Pancho so hard that the cactus piece broke in two. Obviously Pancho was hurt.

"*Look! There's a cacti coming for my balls and my ass*"
— Pancho before the amateur sterilization

The second part involved Pancho tied to a "High striker" device with a cactus below him. Dainton armed with a sledge hammer smacked down on the "High Striker" causing the small cactus to slam right into Pancho's testicles.

## Aftermath

Pancho had spines poking out of his back after the first hit. As for the second hit Pancho did suffer a lot of pain however he was not sterilized by the stunt.

## Gallery of pain

The first partThe cactus part breaks in halfAttempt twoThe cactus...the man...the arsehole.
Pinata

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
Pancho
 First Appearance

"*First attack, pinata. It was pretty fucking stupid really, we got in these life size pinatas and just had to attack each other with sticks*"
— Dainton's description

This was a stunt that appeared in the fourth series of Dirty Sanchez and features all the Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Pinata suits
* Inability to see
* Sticks
* Children

## Viva pinata

The Sanchez boys were given a challenge to enter a desolate area where they could have a fight with some pinata suits on. The problem being was that non of the boys could see through the suits so when it came to fighting all the boys swung aimlessly. The boys did hit each other but it was almost hopeless. At some point some Mexican children had come over to have some fun. They used large thick wooden sticks to whack the boys.

## Aftermath

Three of the boys didn't find much fun in the stunt due to it being "pointless" and boring. Pancho thought it was fun. They would have had bruises and probably headaches from the battering. The children on the other hand were allowed to keep the the pinata suits afterwards.

## Gallery of pain

Voodoo trance
Firecracker fag

Style
 Participants

This is an unseen stunt that briefly appeared in one episode of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cigarette
* Firework powder
* Face

## Cracking stuff

Pritchard thought it was a good idea to put the powder from a firecracker and add it to the inside of a cigarette. Just as Pritchard lit the fag, it caused a small explosion which startled Pritchard. It is unknown what happened next.
Figure skating

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*I'm more nervous about this than Piercing my own bollocks*"
— Dainton

This was a drunk gag from the first series of Dirty Sanchez and features all the Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Ice Rink
* Ice Skates
* Tight costumes
* Idiots
* Tray

## Unprofessional skating

During the Professional Welsh figure skating championship, the Sanchez boys decided to put on their own show in front of their friends and family. Both Pritchard and Pancho were dressed in women's clothes while Dainton and Dan were the "men" of the pairings. Pancho and Dan went first which Dan holding his partner for the first way round before splitting off. Pancho fell down a few times and even got a tray to smack Dan in the face with.

Next it was Dainton and Pritchard. Pritchard started off quite well giving some twirls and jumping and landing perfectly, Dainton on the other hand was falling all over the place but made it out as he had done so on purpose. On the entry gate Pritchard had fallen over face first. At some point Pritchard had lost his win when he clashed with Dainton.

## Aftermath

Dainton suffered the worst injuries as he fell to the ground multiple times, though the injuries were not visible it would have created muscle pain.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
Dainton's Mum

Age
 Family
Dainton (Son)
 Nicknames

"*Everyone wants to fuck Dainton's mum*"
— Dan Joyce

Dainton's mum is the mother to Lee Dainton. She made one appearance on the show in Series 1 and was mentioned in Series 4 by Dan Joyce.

## History

Dainton's mum has always been close to Dainton but she admits that she has had difficulty with him. During Dainton's younger years she would have to, as she puts it, bite Dainton to stop him from attacking other children. According to Dainton, whenever bullies were outside his house threatening and mocking him to come out, his mother encouraged him the face them only for him to be beaten up. His mother claims that the both of them went through some "tough times" which were never made clear. Dainton's mother has a fear of insects and Dainton has exploited this a few times. Dan Joyce claims that all the Sanchez boys (excluding Dainton obviously) find Dainton's mum attractive and even goes as far as to say they want to "fuck her".

Dainton's mum currently lives with her dogs in Wales.
Slap (wake up prank)

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This is an unseen prank that briefly appeared in one episode of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Hand
* A sleeping friend
* An asshole

## Smack

As a friend of Dainton had fallen asleep on the sofa. Dainton decided to wake him up by slapping him in the face. Upon doing so his friend awoke and Dainton ran away so he wouldn't get in trouble.
Skipping rope

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*It's like the Bull whip again!*"
— Pritchard

This was a minor stunt from the third series of Dirty Sanchez and involved only half of the Sanchez crew.

## Recipe for disaster

* Skipping rope
* Back
* Friends

## Skipping to hearts content

Pritchard had dropped his trousers slightly to show only his back and arse. Dainton started skipping behind Pritchard and was progressively getting faster and faster with each skip. As soon as he got it fast enough Dainton jumped forward and whacked Pritchard with the rope.

## Aftermath

See also: Rubber Dagger

 Pritchard was left with a mark on his back. Pritchard as revenge decided to use a rubber dagger to hurt Dainton.

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap
Snow cannon

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*Yesterday I was really like petrified of doing this, we're not gonna make it down the hill again y'know...I really enjoyed it afterwards*"
— Dan Joyce

This was a stunt that was featured in the first series of Dirty Sanchez and was originally going to feature just three Sanchez boys but ended up featuring them all.

## Recipe for disaster

* Edge of cliff
* Snow cannon
* Nothing but underwear

## Blasted away

The boys first challenge was to scale the ski slope from the bottom to the top. As they got higher and higher the boys were getting more grumpy and were starting to regret the stunt before actually performing it. Pritchard didn't want to participate due to the coldness of the stunt and that he was too tired to perform.

Dainton, Dan and Pancho all stood by the edge of the cliff and got blasted by the snow cannon, it was a challenge to see who lasted the longest. They all stood still and started screaming. It seemed that they didn't like it. After a while Dan left meaning only two were left to fight for the longest time under the snow cannon. Dainton had enough and Pancho celebrated the win of the challenge only to leave soon after. Despite screaming a looking as if they're uncomfortable during the stunt all of the boys loved it and then encouraged Pritchard to take part.

Pritchard stood on his own with a coat on. He stood there for a few seconds before leaving. He agreed it was fun.

## Aftermath

The boys were all shocked that Pancho won the challenge. They all had frost all over their faces and hair. All the boys loved the stunt.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
Sleep when you're dead

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Pritchard's coming tomorrow for a tattoo, sleep when you're dead done on his leg.......those words are going to be lost in translation.* "
— Dainton reveals the prank

This was a prank pulled off by Dainton to get at Pritchard. It was a part of the Anger sin.

## Recipe for disaster

* Tattoo artist from Russia
* Welsh git
* Rivalry
* Bad Russian translator

## S.W.Y.D

Pritchard wanted a tattoo on his leg in Russian stating "sleep when you're dead" Pritchard had booked a time but didn't realise that Dainton had prepared a prank. Twelve hours before Pritchard had his tattoo, Dainton had told a Russian translator what to put down on Pritchard's leg. The Russian translator told the Russian tattoo artist what to put down. The next day Pritchard had his tattoo in Russian across his leg.

## Aftermath

Pritchard never knew the truth until the very end of the film. Before Pancho had stormed out of the studio, Dainton revealed to Pritchard that his tattoo didn't actually say "sleep when you're dead" in Russian. Realising Dainton had done something to him again Pritchard asked what the tattoo actually translates to. The tattoo in Russian actually translated as "I Love Johnny Knoxville". This reveal makes Pancho and Dan laugh, Pritch on the other hand predictably gets pissed at Dainton as he starts punching him not long after the reveal.

As revealed by Pritchard in the film's commentary he still has the tattoo, stating it would make for a funny story to tell people about.

## Gallery of shame

The big reveal

Frozen poo
Ice bucket challenge

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*That was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life*"
— Pritchard

Often regarded as the most painful stunt on Dirty Sanchez it was featured in the second series and involves every Sanchez boy.

## Recipe for disaster

* Icy water
* Plastic bin
* Warm blooded

## Cold hearted

Before the stunt the Martial arts boss used a sword to chop up large ice blocks and dumped it all into a plastic bin. The idea was to spend five minutes with your arms inside the icy bucket while also splashing and punching the ice shards.

First to go was Dan then Pancho, Dainton and finally Pritchard. All the boys dealt with the situation differently for example Dan would close his eyes, Pritchard would scream while Dainton and Pancho take deep breaths.

All the boys followed a similar pattern except for Pancho who could only use one of his hands due to having a broken finger. For the first few minutes all the boys had to just stay still with their arms inside the bucket. For the last two minutes they had to punch the icy water as hard as they could.

## Aftermath

All the Sanchez boys considered the stunt as the most painful stunt that any of them have endured. All the boys were bleeding from the fingers and their arms had become severely swollen. All the Sanchez boys succeeded in doing the challenge for five minutes.

## Trivia

* This is the only challenge that all the boys have won.
Santa

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*Santa's fucking totalled*"
— Pancho

Santa was a impact stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez that featured three of the four Sanchez.

## Recipe for Disaster

* Short Santa
* Two people in a "Doughnut" ring
* Ski Slope

## Santa Baby!

Pancho dressed in a Santa costume was positioned at the end of a short hill as Pritchard and Dainton got inside a inflatable "doughnut" ring. The two boyos pushed themselves downwards and towards Santa where, upon impact, both Dainton and Pritchard fell off of the doughnut as they hit Pancho while he fell face first into the snow.

## Aftermath

No major damage was done and the boys all laughed about it despite being covered in snow.

## Gallery of Good Spirits

That's just not cricket
Rose

Style
 Participants
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

This was a challenge/prank from the third series of Dirty Sanchez that involved only two Sanchez boys and a resident of Italy. The first half of the stunt was a challenge while the second half was a prank. The stunt is very similar to Drumsticks.

## Recipe for disaster

* Roses
* Anus
* Unsuspecting humans

## Wars of the roses

Dan Joyce decided to repeat the Drumsticks challenge only this time with roses. Pritchard was chosen the be a challenger. Like before, the one who loses the challenge gets a "Dirty Sanchez" (the end of the rose that was up the boy's anus smeared across the upper lip of the loser) however this time the loser also has to give the rose to a unsuspecting citizen.

Dan and Pritchard battled it out but within seconds Pritchard's rose fell out. Dan then smeared the rose across Pritchard's face. Pritchard kept hold of the rose and waited for an attractive Italian woman to pass by. He eventually gave the rose away to a innocent bystander who kept the rose that Pritchard gave, without suspecting anything at all.

## Aftermath

The lady did not find out, unless she had seen the episode after it was aired, but that's unless she wanted to watch it or even knows about it.

## Gallery of passion

Mouse trap
Quick grip

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Y'know last time we did the um...staple stuff to the mantel piece and all that kind of shit. Just put your finger in there and "eh" Eh" EH"*"
— Dainton explains the stunt

This is a stunt from the second series of Dirty Sanchez. It features a rare time when Dainton is not the one being pierced and it involves another Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Quick grip clamp
* With tape
* And pins
* Piercing toes and fingers

## Clamp nails

Dainton had gotten hold of two quick grip clamps and wanted to "test" them out. He then thought of a good idea to pierce Pancho's fingers/toes with the clamps and some pins. At first the pin was resting on the clamps lower half with nothing sticking it down. Pancho had his finger on the top half while Dainton tightens the clamp. The first attempt failed on the last second due to the pin moving out the way of Pancho's finger. The second attempt had a similar circumstance.

A third attempt was to take place as Dainton this time secured the pin in place with gaffer tape. Dainton guaranteed that Pancho would feel a lot of pain. Like before Dainton tightened and tightened the grip. He then swiftly clamped Pancho's finger causing Pancho react rapidly taking the clamp away from Dainton and freeing his finger. Pancho freed his finger but still had the pin stuck through his nail. With his teeth, Pancho pulled the pin out as well as a chunk of his nail.

"*One toe nail now*"
— Dainton

The next part involved two pins attached on both the top and the bottom of the clamp, to add to this it was going to clamp Pancho's toe instead of his finger. Even more pain was inflicted, this time Pancho almost kicked Dainton in the face for it. Pancho begged for it to be taken off and so it was taken off. Like before the pin was stuck in the nail.

## Aftermath

A lot of pain was inflicted to Pancho. He also suffered bleeding and damaged nails from the pins piercing through. Pancho's foot turned blue from the pain and it was a stunt Pancho regretted. The clamps would make a return later on in the Arm wrestling stunt.

## Gallery of pain

Dainton explains the stuntThe first attemptFirst attempt fails, notice the pin has movedPutting the tape downThird attemptHmm this photo looks familiar...
The Best of...

Directed by

This was the seventh episode of series two of Dirty Sanchez it's a special episode featuring the best stunts from the series in a montage with little interviews involved. The episode is presented by Darryl Cashman who is a recruitment agent.

## Introduction: Stunts featured

* High jump (Firefighters)
* Hard head (Firefighters)
* Trash bash (Firefighters)
* Moisty's mallet (Martial Arts)
* Timber (Health and Beauty)
* Jackpot (Martial Arts)
* Planks (Martial Arts)
* Heavy metal (Martial Arts)
* Dog collars (Firefighters)
* Bullwhip (Cowboys)
* Slaps (Going Commando)

## Best Health and Beauty stunts

* Wax
* No more tears
* Beer emina

## Best Men at Work stunts

* Iron belly
* Hammer and Fail
* Hard head/Brick throw

## Best Martial Arts stunts

* Pin club
* Ice bucket challenge
* The live show: Hard head, Plate smashing, Elastic band

## Best Going Commando stunts

* Commando course
* Follow the leader
* Toffee
* Battle swimming test

## Best Cowboys stunts

* Cow round up
* Rodeo
* Air rifle
* Bullwhip

## Trivia

* We find out the true chronology of the series: Health and Beauty, Men at Work, Going Commando, Martial Arts, Cowboys, Firefighters.
* This is the only episode in series two to not include a title card.

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•**The Best of...**•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
Ragworm man (person)

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

"*That ragworm man was the only time I ever wanted to hit someone*"
— Dan Joyce

The Ragworm man is a perfectly normal fellow who can be found outside in Wales lying in a bathtub full of ragworms. He seems happy and content with what he does so no need to question it what so ever. He comes from England.

## Incident with Dan Joyce

The Ragworm man was happily sitting in his bathtub of ragworms while being observed by the Sanchez boys. Dan Joyce puked all over his head after feeling disgusted with it. The rag worm man decided for revenge to put Dan into the bath full of Ragworms however Dan turned violent and punched him in the head after getting dirt on his jacket. Dainton and Pritchard apologized to the Ragworm man for Dan's behaviour.

## Trivia

* He is the only person to appear in Dirty Sanchez to not wear clothes at any point.
Running gags

**Running gags** are gags that appear throughout each and every series or at least most seasons. A running gag can consist of ether pranks or stunts that were popular by ether the producers, the sanchez crew or the fans themselves and so in order to keep viewer ship they repeat these stunts or pranks in order to do so. This is a list of all the running gags that feature throughout the show.

## Stunts

These are all the Stunt related running gags.

## Pranks

These are all the prank related running gags.

## Other

These are regular running gags that appear throughout the series.
Red Nose Day

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance
 Last Appearance

"*Do something funny for money*"
— Dainton

This was a stunt performed after Dirty Sanchez had ended involving Dainton and Pritchard shooting each other with BB guns for Red Nose Day.

## Recipe for disaster

* Charity
* BB guns
* Red nose

## Rudolph

The first part of the stunt was a simple one. Shoot the red nose off of Pritchard/Dainton. Pritchard went first to be shot while Dainton, armed with a BB gun, got ready to shoot. Dainton stood ten foot away from Pritchard and aimed towards his nose. The first shot had missed, second shot hit Pritchard's nose but it didn't come off, third one skimmed the red nose and the forth and final shot managed to take the nose off. Dainton was next to be shot. The first shot was all it took for the nose to fall off but at the same time Dainton was injured by the shot.

"*Because it's called Red Nose Day I reckon we should give each other a proper red nose*"
— Pritchard stating what to do next

The second part involved the boys shooting each other in the nose to give themselves a proper red nose. Dainton was first to be shot. Pritchard stood up close to Dainton, ensuring he would not miss. Dainton obviously was terrified of being shot in face and would dodge the gun moments before it could be shot. Pritchard managed to shoot Dainton and gave him a red nose. Dainton's turn for revenge came soon after. Similarly to Dainton, Pritchard was scared of being shot in the face.

## Aftermath

Both boys had a red mark on their noses from where they were shot, Pritchard's nose was in fact bleeding slightly.
Slave whip

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This was a stunt from the third series of Dirty Sanchez and only involves two of the four boys. This was filmed after the Gladiator school and is set in the same place.

## Recipe for disaster

* Skin
* Whip

## 12 seconds a slave

During the Gladiator school stunt, the instructor would whip the boys (mainly Pancho) with a whip that would be used in the Roman era to keep slaves in order if they misbehave. Dainton and Pritchard thought it was a bright idea to use it upon themselves. Pritchard was in hold of the whip while Dainton was tied to a pole taking the whipping. Pritchard's first hit against Dainton missed, which angered Dainton. Pritchard had a second turn where he was successful this time. Pritchard got Dainton with the end of the whip, which caused the more damage.

## Aftermath

Dainton had red marks on his back where the whip made impact. Some of Dainton's skin had been torn off and was on the whip itself.

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap
Brazil

Directed by

This is the first episode of the spinoff series Sanchez Get High. This episode follows Dainton and Pritchard embarking on their first venture around the world looking for the ultimate high. In Brazil the boys look to find a cure to their fears and disorders.

## Intro

"*We've traveled the world; Pritchard and Dainton. On a quest to get the perfect trip we'd like to see what Brazil has to offer*"
— Dainton

The boys begin with in their hotel in Brazil. They try out a tribal high before looking around the country they're settled in. They ask some Brazilian locals about where and what to find in order to get high. They find one person who gives them a list of all the best highs native to Brazil.

### Stunts Featured

* Rape Dos Indos
* Kalapalo Wrestling

## In the wilderness

The boys head off to the wilderness of Brazil where they are determined to find these highs. They end up having trouble getting to the places due to the car not working and the roads being wreaked. Almost immediately the boys get lost and start arguing on whose to blame. Both boys want a cure to their fear of spiders as well as Dainton's OCD, obviously this doesn't happen for Pritchard but does work for Dainton apparently. Nevertheless they head off to find some more highs.

### Stunts Featured

* Hard head
* Spiders
* Kampo
* Card trick

## The Deep End

"*We're from the valleys and we're proper fucking lost*"
— Dainton talking to a local

The boys hitch at a cheap hotel for a night or two where they try some of the highs that a bar tender gave to them. Problem being is that Pritchard end up getting very ill from the high. They head back to the wilderness to get some natural highs with disastrous consequences...

### Stunts Featured

* Salvia
* Bamboo shoot
* Orchid Bees
* Piss treatment
* Ayahuasca
* Piranha teeth

"*We've started our search around the world for the perfect trip, do you think we've nailed it already?*"
— Dainton

"*Puff...err...if it's anything better than this...I'm in trouble*"
— Pritchard after taking the high

## Trivia

* This is the first episode without Dan Joyce and Pancho.
* During filming there was an incident with Brazilian Gangsters pulling arms against Dainton and Pritchard, luckily no one was hurt.

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: **Brazil**•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown

## References

1. ↑ http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/brazilian-gangsters-pull-guns-dirty-2166530
Home improvement

Style
 Participants
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*My mother's coming back in a few hours and while she's away we're about to put up some obscenities on the front of her house.*"
— Pritchard thinking highly of his mother

This was a prank performed at the end credit scene of the first series of Dirty Sanchez. It involves two of the Sanchez boys pranking one of their mothers.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cloth
* Pens
* House
* Mother whose away

## Home, sweet, home

While his mother was out, Pritchard had the idea to hang a large piece of cloth with rather obscene writing on it to prank his mother when she came back. Dan Joyce was the only Sanchez member around that would assist Pritchard in the act. They wrote comments around "having it the backdoor" and other comments which were rather homophobic as well as rude.

## Aftermath

Pritchard's mother didn't react with anger rather with laughter and seemingly enjoyed the message given to her by her son. That said however she did think it was embarrassing that he did it in the first place. She was more upset with the fact that Pritchard smoked.

## Trivia

* This was only featured on the DVD where as Big ball was shown in its place on the TV showing.

That's just not cricket
No more tears

Style
 Participants
Pancho
Matthew Pritchard
 First Appearance

"*It says No More Tears in this stuff. Let's test this out and whether you'll cry.*"
— Dan Joyce before testing it on Pritchard.
 This was a stunt involving a bottle of "No More Tears" and four idiots with their eyes wide open.

## Recipe for disaster

* No More Tears
* Eyes

## Some tears

The stunt begins with Pritchard lying down with his head in a sink with Dan Joyce holding a bottle of No More Tears. Pritchard opens his eyes wide while Joyce squeezes the bottle which squirts the product into Pritards eyes resulting in him jumping up in pain.

"*That's some fucking tears!*"
— Pritchard unable to open his eyes

Next it was the other three's turn for the No More Tears test. Pritchard first squirted the product in Dainton's eyes then Joyce's (who had his eyes shut) and finally Pancho (who also had his eyes shut). Pritchard added more product on Pancho's face hoping to sting his eyes, and it worked. Joyce was given a second drop of No More Tears and this time they forced his eyes open.

## Aftermath

"*I'm seeing stars!*"
— Dainton's experience

All the Sanchez's suffered stings to the eyes and proved once and for all that No More Tears was infact a lie.
Fears

Directed by

"*Tonight they head for the Alps and face their worse fears. Spiders,Snakes,Piranhas and pain.*"
— Opening narration
 This is the seventh and technically last episode of Dirty Sanchez series one. It focus's on the fears of each Sanchez.

## Pritchard

"*Totally stupid that both Pritchard and Dainton are quite willing to jump off high buildings yet they're both petrified of Spiders*"
— Dan Joyce

Pritchard and Dainton are given the challenge to hold a Tarantula however Dainton was removed from the room after a while for messing around.

### Stunts Featured

* High jump
* Spiders

## Dan Joyce

"*I'm scared of the cold now*"
— Joyce
Dan Joyce shows a fear of pain and doesn't seem contempt with snow or ice or the cold in general.Joyce shows a hatred of doing something extreme and something that involves competition he prefers to do something fun.

### Stunts Featured

* Icey Paintball
* Snow
* Shuffle boarding
* Snow cannon
* Frozen river

## Pancho

" *Always been shit scared of snakes*"
— Pancho
Pancho has a fear of snakes since from a young age. he had lived in South Africa and while playing with some toys a snake came slithering pass.

Pancho was given a challenge to have a snake around him.

### Stunts Featured

* Ski tree
* Snake
* Mister Frosty
* Santa

## Dainton

"*Most scared I've been is with that tank of piranha*"
— Dainton
Revealed earlier in the show Dainton has a fear of Spiders but not as bad as Pritchard. He has a fear of piranhas and a slight fear of death. Dainton does not like to upset people but loves to annoy them strangely.

### Stunts Featured

* Piranha
* Slaps
* Elastic band balls
* Spade
* Skiing
* Pool slide

## Trivia

* This is the first episode set in a different country.

## Reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk5fk4iVLi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xncraIK0k0

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
Poo Tent

"*Oh! That's not poo! Is that fucking poo??*"
— Pritchard on discovering the gift Pancho left him.

 Style
 Participants
Dan Joyce
Pancho
 First Appearance

**Poo tent**is the name of a prank performed by Pancho, with some assistance from Dan in the last episode of Series 3.

## Recipe for disaster

* Sleeping friend
* Tent
* Diarrhea

## A Good morning shit

After Dan and Pancho messed around and had fun in their tent (while Dainton and Pritchard obviously argued and fought with each other in their tent as expected) while camping out on a beach the very next day Pancho, with some help from Dan holding onto a random bin decides to take a very powerful and leaky shit right on the back of Pritchard's tent. Having heard the noise Pritchard was greeted to the sight of a load of poo on his tent.

## Aftermath

"*Did you get my sunglasses out of my jacket before you buried it?*"
— Dainton quickly figuring out what Pritch has done.

"*I CAN'T FUCKING WIN! I can never do him in! I fucking buried his jacket and he still fucking knows! Daint have you got fucking eyes in the back of your fucking head?! Fucking fuck it! Absolute fuck it! Take me fucking back to Wales!*"
— Pritchard finally cracking after Dainton figured out in only a second Pritch had buried his coat.
Naturally Pritchard was disgusted by the sight of Pancho's shit all over his tent, and at the thought of Pancho wanting to take a shit on his tent. For whatever reason next the first thing Pritchard decides to do after discovering Pancho's shit on his tent was to get one over on Dainton and bury his coat in the sand so he wouldn't be able to find it. At first Pritchard believed himself to have been successful, but the stupid ring nut hadn't taken Daint's sunglasses out of the coat, tipping Dainton off immediately to the fact his coat had been buried, and berating Pritchard 'doing him over properly' next time. This causes Pritchard to finally crack as he screams and goes into a rant on how, no matter how hard he tries he can't seem to get one over on Dainton. He then tells Dainton to dig for his coat 'Go on, like a dog woof woof!' causing the other three to laugh.

Mouse trap
Skills/Bane Skills

Bane skills increase the damage against a specific kind of unit.

## Sword Bane

Increases the damage against sword units by 50%.

## Velz Bane

Increases the damage against Velz units by 50%.

## Axe Bane

Increases the damage against axe units by 50%.

## Elf Bane

Increases the damage against elf units by 50%.

## Sister Bane

Increases the damage against sister units by 50%.

## Flier Bane

Increases the damage against flying units by 50%.

## Rabi Bane

Increases the damage against rabi units by 50%.

## Riding Bane

Increases the damage against units with reins by 50%.
Shitting in the outdoors

Style
 Participants
Pancho
 First Appearance

"*The only thing I don't like about working out doors is that there's not toilets*"
— Pancho

This was two pranks, one pulled off by Pritchard against Pancho after he was caught defecating in the outdoors and the other with Pancho pranking a cameraman. It appeared in the second series of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Lack of toilets
* Poo
* Friends
* Toilet paper

## Dirty like an animal

Pancho needed the toilet but because there was a lack of toilets on the construction site, he had to go in the out doors. Pritchard wandered over after smelling a strong, horrible smell where he found a wild Pancho. Pritchard decided to prank Pancho by pushing him into his own shite. Pancho now had poo on his shoe and thought of a prank himself. Pancho got some toilet paper and scooped up his crap and decided to prank a cameraman and Pritchard by hovering the poo around them.

## Aftermath

Pancho chased after Pritchard for a while but it is unknown what happened. After the event, the boys came up with a more devious prank...
Bungee

Style
 Participants

"*Look at him! He's fucking terrified*"
— Dainton's observation on Pritchard

This was a stunt from the second series of Dirty Sanchez and only involved Pritchard.

## Recipe for disaster

* Bridge
* Rope

## Bungee jump

Pritchard and Dainton had found themselves on top of a bridge. Pritchard's job was to simply jump off attached to a rope not even a proper bungee cord. Before the stunt Pritchard was obviously scared of what he was about to do, a rarity for Pritchard as he is usually willing to do anything no matter how dangerous.

Pritchard did the jump after some reluctance, however on his way down he had hit his head on the beam of the bridge.

## Aftermath

Pritchard head was in a lot of pain. This was one of Pritchard's most fearful stunts.

## Gallery of pain

The moment Pritchard hits his head
Sophie Gallagher

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

"*Having 3 kids but looking like she hasn't had kids at all!*"
— Blurb about her

Sophie Gallagher was a camerawoman and an assistant producer to Dirty Sanchez. She has never been seen on the show it self and the biography about reveals the only known pictures of her. According to the biography she and Becky Staniforth were made good friends during the course of the first series.

## History

Sophie was born in England. She and her husband were quite wealthy before filming Dirty Sanchez and before she was a part of the Sanchez crew she had three children. It seem on or more members of her family enjoyed skateboarding, this is how the Sanchez boys met her. In Cornwall the boys met Sophie at a skate comp. Becky had staged the boys to meet Sophie in order to form the Sanchez crew, the boys also thought she was single that was until they saw her with her husband and her children. Sophie rarely did anything in front of camera rather she did more behind the scenes work. It is unknown if she stayed after the first series.
Swing

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

This was a stunt from the third series of Dirty Sanchez and only involves three out of the four Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Bubble wrap roll
* Bungee rope
* Face

## Hit me baby one more time!

Little old Pancho was sat down on a bucket with a black cloth over his face. Pritchard on the other hand had a bubble wrap roll attached to some bungee wire ready to hit Pancho. Pritchard let go and with traumatic force the bubble wrap roll smacked Pancho sending him off the bucket he was sat on.

Sometime later Dainton had his turn and once again was thrown off the bucket he was sat on.

## Aftermath

While Pancho thought it was scary, Dainton didn't seem to mind. No pain involved.

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap
Pritchard's birthday

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*I've got some prezzies for Pritch*"
— Johnny B

This is a prank from the third series of Dirty Sanchez involving Johnny B pranking Pritchard.

## Recipe for disaster

* Knickers
* Birthday
* Friends

## Happy birthday dear Pritchard

It was Pritchard's birthday, it was a happy time, well not really, he was in Germany a country he hates. As he and the other boys celebrated the birthday, Johnny B had gotten some rather inappropriate presents ready for Pritchard. He gave the presents to Pritchard who opened them. To his surprise, he had received knickers and other female underwear.

## Gallery of fun

1/2
Viking leader

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

"*We are the vikings and we'll hunt you again!*"
— The leader shouting to the people

The viking leader is as the name suggests, the leader of the vikings in Scandinavia. He is an older blond man with a long blond beard and slightly mad. He owns the Viking village as well as his trustworthy wooden cock with ease and entertainment. He often plays activities with his fellow vikings and with guests such as the Sanchez boys.

He is a cheerful man who doesn't get angry, offended, bored and upset by other who may inflict pain on him or on themselves, most of the time he joins in on the fun. He enjoyed the Sanchez's visit even if he almost had them killed.
Nike Put It Where You Want It Tour

The ***Put It Where You Want It* Tour** is a series of football (soccer) commercials for Nike featuring Dirty Sanchez. Originally released in 2008 online, they have been re-released in Dirty Sanchez DVD sets.

The Sanchez Boys are shown traveling around Europe searching for the world's most accurate player and visiting four stars, each of whom wear Nike Total 90 boots. In Dirty Sanchez style, it involves the Sanchez Boys using themselves as the targets.

## Guest Stars

*Clubs are as of the adverts' release in 2008.*

 Torsten Frings | Central Midfielder
 Gennaro Gattuso | Central Midfielder
 Florent Malouda | Midfielder/Winger

## Challenges / Stunts

* Rooney (at Rooney Manor, England)
	+ "Pain of Wayne Challenge" – shooting at Pancho while Pancho is tied between the goal posts clad in only a jockstrap with his back turned
	+ "Rooney's Seaside Challenge" – shooting at the Sanchez Boys through a cutout that leaves the head and groin exposed
	+ "Rooney's Musical Targets" – musical chairs variant using training dummies – when the music stops, the Sanchez Boys must hide behind the dummies and Rooney must hit the exposed member with a shot to eliminate him
Costume picking

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*Those wrestlers wear costumes so we thought lets go do a bit of shopping*"
— Pritchard

This is a gag from the fourth series of Dirty Sanchez, it features all the Sanchez boys shopping for a costume for one another.

## Recipe for disaster

* Japanese shop
* Costumes
* Friends

## Presents

The boys went to a adult costume shop. The boys had split to two different groups, Pritchard & Dainton and Dan & Pancho. They had to choose costumes for their partner in order to strip them of their pride this obviously didn't go well for Dainton and Pritchard as Pritchard kept trying to buy homoerotic costumes for Dainton, pissing him off. Pancho and Dan were more relaxed however a problem did arise when Dan attempted to buy a pink rabbit costume for Pancho, problem was it was the wrong size for Pancho. Eventually the boys had gotten each other costumes and they were ready.

## Gallery of shame

Voodoo trance
Pig muck

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This is an unseen prank that briefly appeared in one episode of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Bucket
* Pig muck
* Friends

## Mucky pigs

At a farm, the boys had been doing stunts, most of which are never seen. At one point Dainton gets a bucket of pig muck and decided to creep up on Pancho who was talking. Dainton chucks the bucket all over Pancho getting him wet and dirty.
Meat Tenderiser

Style
 Participants
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*Make sure this meat is nice and tender because some birds gonna have to eat it*"
— Dan Joyce in series two

This is a running gag stunt that appears in every series of Dirty Sanchez except for the forth series (except for one particular moment). It has only been performed by two Sanchez members and the director himself. It is Pritchard's most loved stunt.

## Recipe for disaster

* Wooden Meat Tenderiser
* Skin

## Series one appearances

Its first appearance was in the second episode of the first series. Dan Joyce was told to hit himself in the head with the tenderiser. Dan did so and hurt himself. He didn't do anymore afterwards.

"*Tenderisation begins!*"
— Dainton before hitting Pritchard on the back

In How far can you go, Pritchard is next. First he gets Dainton to him on the back. Dainton then started to hit Pritchard in other areas such as his shoulder. Pritchard wanted to start hitting himself with the tenderiser, he used his leg as a target. Pritchard started slowly hitting himself while slowly getting faster by each hit. After fifty hits Pritchard gave up but had left a mark.

## Series two appearances

It only made one appearance in series two and that was in Health and Beauty. Dan Joyce was the only chosen to take part. Dan laid down on a kitchen table and one by one a Sanchez boy would hit him on the back or on the stomach with a tenderiser. Eventually Dan had enough and decided to hit himself all over his body most notably his head.

In the Deleted scenes on the DVD it revealed that director Jim Hickey was forced to do the Meat Tenderiser stunt in order to join the Sanchez boys on their adventures. Jim was hit by each Sanchez boy on the back before being pushed to the ground and ganged up on and received multiple hits.

## Series three appearances

Though not shown as an individual stunt it is seen at the live shows in all but one episode (Italy) In every episode only Pritchard harmed himself with the tenderiser often causing it to bleed a lot. In one episode Pritchard's entire leg became bruised from the whacks all because there were a lot of Welsh people in the crowd.

## Aftermath

From multiple hits in one area the body will begin to bleed however if hit in one area it would only leave a red mark. A lot of hits in one area resulted in bleeding but the stunt was very popular mainly in the live events.

## Gallery of pain

Series oneSeries twoSeries threeIts brief appearance in series 4

That's just not cricket

Mouse trap

Voodoo trance