Sex, Lies and Braindances

## Summary

Hired to stop the blackmail a celebrity named Colette was receiving. The party met up with Gibson and Gibson, a talent agent with high blood pressure problems.

As it was very early, the party decided to check out the hotel where the blackmailer was suppose to meet Colette. A bit of chaos ensued:

- Noodle the netrunner team member was trying to get access to the net but a junkie was on the way, so he got One-Two to get rid of him

- The poor junkie Thomas was desperate for food and trying to sell bad quality drugs, One-Two offered him a "knuckle sandwich" and punch him with his sigma frame, causing thomas to crawl out agonizing and screaming for help, but the one punch was enough to kill him, and thomas passed out on the gutter.

- Jaqueline, another junkie who was staying with thomas, came out and started screaming, which attracted the attention of Hobby the hobo, who after seeing a dead body, he claimed it to himself, as he had \_the munchies that only hands can satisfy\_

- Colt and Edua, being medtechs, arrived on the scene and convinced everyone successfully that Thomas was just overdosed and needed some bed rest. But Hobby the hobo was not leaving without his hands, fortunately Colt convinced him that some cans of kibbles were hand flavored and he went away.

- In the meantime Noodle managed to jack in and absolutely destroy all the black ice on his way using his Net Kung Fu.. and found out the room of the meeting was a trap, with just one camera pointing at the door!.

- They decide to STAKEOUT the area until the meeting was to happen. Using a room they booked who was occupied by Belinda Blinks, producer of porn company ' the day the ass stood still' , the room smelled of love.

- At 830 pm a mysterious car and driver arrived and remained in the car, but Tea, who was impersonating colette thanks to her techskin and techhair, walked into the room to be greeted by LEET voice on an agent call connected to the camera. She managed to deceive LEET into believing she was colette, and was instructed to go to the car, as LEET had a driver that would take her to him him somewhere else.

- The tension was high at the time and the party was getting restless. As colette was about to get into the car, One-Two kicked the car, which was answered by autofire which he dodged.

- General driver ram his car into it to prevent it from escaping, injuring both drivers and Noodle, who was sitting on the backseat.

- With 6 edgerunners around and firing, the car was destroyed instantly, and the driver surrendered, gave them all the information they wanted, however all this was being heard by LEET who pulled the plug on, deciding to release the braindance and skip town.

- The driver asked for mercy but One-Two was not leaving without a kill and mercilessly executed the driver at point blank, then walked away.

Ultimately the party failed the gig, but LEET definitely learned a lesson, blackmail never pays. So Gibson and Gibson gave a consolation payment to the party and left to try to deal with the PR scandal that would ensue.

\*Thank you to all the players, that gig went in so many ways that i could have not expected, it was hilarious, great RP from everyone, i had a blast, Sorry it run a bit longer and that it concluded in a mostly failed gig but It was great to play with all of you!\*

## Loot/EXP

* General // 105eb // 20 IP //
* Colt // 100eb // 20 IP //
* Edua // 100eb // 20 IP // + PQ Assault rifle & PQ Very Heavy Pistol
* One-two // 100eb // 20 IP // + Hard rock cafe night city bohemian tshirt
* Tea // 100eb // 20 IP //