Family Guy Scorecard (20 Points Rating Scale)

## Season 1 (17/20)

-Death Has a Shadow - 18/20

-I Never Met the Dead Man - 17/20

-Chitty Chitty Death Bang - 15/20

-Mind Over Murder - 18/20

-A Hero Sits Next Door - 18/20

-The Son Also Draws - 18/20

-Brian: Portrait of a Dog - 17/20

## Season 2 (18/20)

-Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater - 18/20

-Holy Crap - 18/20

-Da Boom - 18/20

-Brian in Love - 16/20

-Love Thy Trophy - 18/20

-Death Is a Bitch - 18/20

-The King Is Dead - 18/20

-I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar - 18/20

-If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' - 18/20

-Running Mates - 18/20

-A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks - 18/20

-Fifteen Minutes of Shame - 17/20

-Road to Rhode Island - 17/20

-Let's Go to the Hop - 18/20

-Dammit Janet! - 13/20

-There's Something About Paulie - 18/20

-He's Too Sexy for His Fat - 18/20

-E. Peterbus Unum - 18/20

-The Story on Page One - 17/20

-Wasted Talent - 18/20

-Fore Father - 19/20

## Season 3 (18/20)

-The Thin White Line - 17/20

-Brian Does Hollywood - 17/20

-Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington - 18/20

-One if by Clam, Two if by Sea - 18/20

-And the Wiener is... - 18/20

-Death Lives - 18/20

-Lethal Weapons - 18/20

-The Kiss Seen Around the World - 17/20

-Mr. Saturday Knight - 18/20

-A Fish out of Water - 18/20

-Emission Impossible - 18/20

-To Love and Die in Dixie - 19/20

-Screwed the Pooch - 17/20

-Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? - 18/20

-Ready, Willing, and Disabled - 18/20

-A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas - 18/20

-Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows - 17/20

-From Method to Madness - 14/20

-Stuck Together, Torn Apart - 18/20

-Road to Europe - 17/20

-Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1 - 15/20

-When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - 18/20

## Season 4 (18/20)

-North by North Quahog - 20/20

-Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High - 19/20

-Blind Ambition - 18/20

-Don't Make Me Over - 17/20

-The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire - 20/20

-Petarded - 19/20

-Brian the Bachelor - 17/20

-8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter - 20/20

-Breaking Out is Hard to Do - 18/20

-Model Misbehavior - 18/20

-Peter's Got Woods - 20/20

-The Perfect Castaway - 20/20

-Jungle Love - 19/20

-PTV - 19/20

-Brian Goes Back to College - 17/20

-The Courtship of Stewie's Father - 20/20

-The Fat Guy Strangler - 18/20

-The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz - 18/20

-Brian Sings and Swings - 17/20

-Patriot Games - 20/20

-I Take Thee Quagmire - 15/20

-Sibling Rivalry - 15/20

-Deep Throats - 17/20

-Peterotica - 18/20

-You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives - 17/20

-Petergeist - 18/20

-Untitled Griffin Family History - 20/20

-Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story - IGNORING

## Season 5 (17/20)

-Stewie Loves Lois - 17/20

-Mother Tucker - 18/20

-Hell Comes to Quahog - 18/20

-Saving Private Brian - 18/20

-Whistle While Your Wife Works - 18/20

-Prick Up Your Ears - 17/20

-Chick Cancer - 14/20

-Barely Legal - 19/20

-Road to Rupert - 17/20

-Peter's Two Dads - 20/20

-The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou - 5/20

-Airport '07 - 18/20

-Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey - 18/20

-No Meals on Wheels - 18/20

-Boys Do Cry - 17/20

-No Chris Left Behind - 17/20

-It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One - 18/20

-Meet the Quagmires - 19/20

## Season 6 (18/20)

-Blue Harvest - IGNORING

-Movin' Out (Brian's Song) - 19/20

-Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air - 18/20

-Stewie Kills Lois/Lois Kills Stewie - 18/20

-Padre de Familia - 18/20

-Peter's Daughter - 18/20

-McStroke - 18/20

-Back to the Woods - 18/20

-Play It Again, Brian - 18/20

-The Former Life of Brian - 19/20

-Long John Peter - 19/20

## Season 7 (18/20)

-Love, Blactually - 18/20

-I Dream of Jesus - 20/20

-Road to Germany - 15/20

-Baby Not On Board - 15/20

-The Man with Two Brians - 20/20

-Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - 18/20

-Ocean's Three and a Half - 18/20

-Family Gay - 20/20

-The Juice Is Loose - 20/20

-FOX-y Lady - 18/20

-Not All Dogs Go To Heaven - 20/20

-420 - 19/20

-Stew-Roids - 15/20

-We Love You, Conrad - 16/20

-Three Kings - 19/20

-Peter's Progress - 18/20

## Season 8 (18/20)

-Road to the Multiverse - 18/20

-Family Goy - 20/20

-Spies Reminiscent of Us - 15/20

-Brian's Got a Brand New Bag - 16/20

-Hannah Banana - 17/20

-Quagmire's Baby - 17/20

-Jerome Is the New Black - 20/20

-Dog Gone - 20/20

-Business Guy - 17/20

-Big Man on Hippocampus - 20/20

-Dial Meg for Murder - 19/20

-Extra Large Medium - 17/20

-Go, Stewie, Go! - 14/20

-Peter-assment - 17/20

-Brian Griffin's House of Payne - 16/20

-April in Quahog - 20/20

-Brian & Stewie - IGNORING

-Quagmire's Dad - 18/20

-The Splendid Source - 17/20

-Something, Something, Something, Dark Side - IGNORING

-Partial Terms of Endearment - 17/20

## Season 9 (19/20)

-And Then There Were Fewer - 18/20

-Excellence in Broadcasting - 16/20

-Welcome Back, Carter - 20/20

-Halloween on Spooner Street - 20/20

-Baby, You Knock Me Out - 20/20

-Brian Writes a Bestseller - 16/20

-Road to the North Pole - 20/20

-New Kidney in Town - 20/20

-And I'm Joyce Kinney - 18/20

-Friends of Peter G. - 18/20

-German Guy - 19/20

-The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair - 19/20

-Trading Places - 19/20

-Tiegs for Two - 18/20

-Brothers & Sisters - 18/20

-The Big Bang Theory - 18/20

-Foreign Affairs - 18/20

-It's A Trap! - IGNORING

## Season 10 (18/20)

-Lottery Fever - 18/20

-Seahorse Seashell Party - 17/20

-Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. - 20/20

-Stewie Goes for a Drive - 18/20

-Back to the Pilot - 15/20

-Thanksgiving - 19/20

-Amish Guy - 20/20

-Cool Hand Peter - 20/20

-Grumpy Old Man - 18/20

-Quagmire and Meg - 20/20

-The Blind Side - 17/20

-Livin' on a Prayer - 17/20

-Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream - 18/20

-Be Careful What You Fish For - 17/20

-Burning Down the Bayit - 18/20

-Killer Queen - 19/20

-Forget-Me-Not - 20/20

-You Can't Do That On Television, Peter - 18/20

-Mr. and Mrs. Stewie - 13/20

-Leggo My Meg-O - 17/20

-Tea Peter - 18/20

-Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2 - 15/20

-Internal Affairs - 18/20

## Season 11 (18/20)

-Into Fat Air - 18/20

-Ratings Guy - 18/20

-The Old Man and the Big 'C' - 17/20

-Yug Ylimaf - 18/20

-Joe's Revenge - 20/20

-Lois Comes Out of Her Shell - 18/20

-Friends Without Benefits - 17/20

-Jesus, Mary & Joseph - 18/20

-Space Cadet - 17/20

-Brian's Play - 16/20

-The Giggity Wife - 18/20

-Valentine's Day in Quahog - 18/20

-Chris Cross - 17/20

-Call Girl - 18/20

-Turban Cowboy - 19/20

-12 and a Half Angry Men - 19/20

-Bigfat - 18/20

-Total Recall - 18/20

-Save the Clam - 19/20

-Farmer Guy - 20/20

-Roads to Vegas - 18/20

-No Country Club for Old Men - 18/20

## Season 12 (16/20)

-Finders Keepers - 19/20

-Vestigial Peter - 17/20

-Quagmire's Quagmire - 18/20

-A Fistful of Meg - 20/20

-Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee - 18/20

-Life of Brian - 17/20

-In Harmony's Way - 18/20

-Christmas Guy - 17/20

-Peter Problems - 17/20

-Grimm Job - 19/20

-Brian's a Bad Father - 19/20

-Mom's the Word - 19/20

-3 Acts of God - 19/20

-Fresh Heir - 7/20

-Secondhand Spoke - 18/20

-Herpe, the Love Sore - 4/20

-The Most Interesting Man in the World - 18/20

-Baby Got Black - 17/20

-Meg Stinks! - 20/20

-He's Bla-ack! - 18/20

-Chap Stewie - 6/20

## Season 13 (16/20)

-The Simpsons Guy - 20/20

-The Book of Joe - 18/20

-Baking Bad - 18/20

-Brian the Closer - 5/20

-Turkey Guys - 18/20

-The 2000-Year-Old Virgin - 18/20

-Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure - 8/20

-Our Idiot Brian - 20/20

-This Little Piggy - 17/20

-Quagmire's Mom - 18/20

-Encyclopedia Griffin - 17/20

-Stewie Is Enceinte - 6/20

-Dr. C & The Women - 18/20

-#JOLO - 18/20

-Once Bitten - 20/20

-Roased Guy - 18/20

-Fighting Irish - 17/20

-Take My Wife - 18/20

## Season 14 (18/20)

-Pilling Them Softly - 15/20

-Papa Has A Rollin' Son - 20/20

-Guy, Robot - 15/20

-Peternormal Activity - 19/20

-Peter, Chris, & Brian - 17/20

-Peter's Sister - 19/20

-Hot Pocket-Dial - 19/20

-Brokeback Swanson - 18/20

-A Shot in the Dark - 19/20

-Candy Quahog Marshmallow! - 18/20

-The Peanut Butter Kid - 18/20

-Scammed Yankees - 11/20

-An App a Day - 17/20

-Underage Peter - 20/20

-A Lot Going On Upstairs - 20/20

-The Heartbreak Dog - 18/20

-Take a Letter - 17/20

-The New Adventures of Old Tom - 18/20

-Run, Chris, Run - 17/20

-Road to India - 17/20

**W.I.P.**