Hellos

The **"hellos"** is the section that follows the introductions and rules explanations in episodes of most No Rolls Barred series with multiple cast members. They introduce the cast by way of a call-and-response registration-like method in which the host says a person's name and they respond with a "hello". In Board Game Club, Adam usually begins the hellos with the lead-in; "joining me on this week's episode of Board Game Club, we have..."

This section of an episode is particularly prone to goofs and gags, making it great for a list on a wiki like this one.

## Instances of goofs and gags

* In *A Stud In Scarlet*, Oli said "konnichiwa!" instead of hello.
* In *Let's Play DIXIT*, Adam stole Blair's specific method of saying "hello". When she responded with a muted "hey", Adam immediately retracted his "hello" and apologised. Blair eventually accepted this and did her normal exuberant "hello!"
* Our hellos in *You've Been Hagged!* were mixed, with a highlight of Laurie's "Hello but spooky!"
* *Let's Play DECRYPTO* saw Rosie saying "hello, and sorry" for her behaviour in *Let's Play SNAKE OIL II*. Despite this, the other players accused her of being "remorseless".
* Adam experienced some confusion between Blair and Brooke during the *Let's Play WAVELENGTH II* hellos. He promptly apologised, forseeing severe consequences from Brooke.
* In *Catfishing* the hellos started sweary even with Tom. In an effort to remain monetised, they were all bleeped. It still gave Adam a headache though.
* In *Let's Play DUNE*, Tom didn't say hello for a few seconds when prompted. He made the excuse that he hadn't been there for a while and he'd forgotten which camera he was meant to look at.
* In *Let's Play WHITEHALL MYSTERY*, we got a "from hell-o" from Tom.
* In *No Roles Barred*, Tom didn't hear Blair's hello, and picked her up on it with "She knows what she did!". We then descended quickly into nonsense, accompanied by Adam wailing "This episode has been HYPED FOR WEEKS!!"
* In *Let's Play KING OF TOKYO*, it's Tom again who derailed us. Once he's refused to waste his breath on hello, everyone but Sullivan did the same.
* In *Let's Play 6 NIMMT*, it's also Tom who distracted us, but it wasn't really his fault. Adam did a Tom impression, supplying his hello for him.
* More Tom in *Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULU* - a thumbs up rather than a hello, this time.
* Blair ran Board Game Club in *Let's Play SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM*, including the hellos.
* Adam tried to make the hellos all piraty in *Let's Play LIBERTALIA: WINDS OF GALECREST*, but Laurie and Blair didn't even do it as well as Tom did.
* In *Let's Play NEMESIS LOCKDOWN (Part 1)*, Tom didn't respond when prompted to say hello. When Adam challenged him on it and asked what he had against enthusiasm, Tom replied that people already knew he was there, so what use did saying hello serve? Adam immediately accepted that this was a good point.
* In *Let's Play BETRAYAL AT HOUSE ON THE HILL (3rd ed.)*, even Tom did a spooky 'hell-boo'.
* In *Let's Play MAFIA DE CUBA*, Tom beefed the hellos very badly. As Sullivan said: "It didn't start off good, the middle was bad and the ending was..."
* In *Let's Play COLT EXPRESS II*, after everyone else had introduced themselves with suitably cowboy-themed greetings, Tom once again opted not to say hello, but instead removed his cowboy hat and dropped it on the floor.
* We had spooky hellos in *Let's Play VAGRANTSONG*, but more significant was Adam introducing Brooke as 'piece of shit', as he was still snippy at her total destruction of him in the previous week's episode, *Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*.
* For *Dial GM For Murder* we had thematic introductions: thematic: Awful Adam, Terrible Tilly, Horrible Holly, Spooky Sullivan, Lycanthrope Laurie and Turgid Tom.
* In *Let's Play CITADELS*, Laurie came out the gate with "Citad*ello*". However, Adam spoke over the joke and so they went for a rerun. Rosie was introduced before Laurie in this rerun and thus decided to steal the Joke of the Day.
* The rest of the cast pranked Adam in *Let's Play MONIKERS* by all doing his lead-in as a chorus, then introducing themselves and mocking Adam's voice. Adam hoped this wasn't the viewers' first No Rolls Barred video.
* The rest of the cast accused Holly of being over-enthusiastic with her hello in *Let's Play WHAT'S NEXT?* and said she sounded like she had just learned of the 4th wall and the watching audience.
* In *God Is A Legion*, we get a selection of spooky hellos from Tom: Sullivan Boo Brown, Carley Painhart, Killy Steele, Dan Hate-on, Horrory Brake, Jon Ghosty, Brooke Boo-geois, ReKenge is a dish served Cheng, Doom Hell-en and Badam Blampied.
* In *Let's Play THE SHIVERS*, Tom did the hellos: Laurie was the usurper, Holly was Master of Dexterity and Blair was Group Pet. Adam was Adam.
* In *Let's Play BANK HEIST* Laurie was unusually the one with the thematic 'bank hi-st'.
* *Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II* had Adam referring to TomSka as a "famous YouTuber" but to Dan as a "famous YouTuber's friend," as well as Sullivan as an "up-and-coming YouTuber," and Brooke as an "up-and-coming YouTuber's girlfriend," and finally, Laurie. This recurred slightly the following week in *Let's Play COUP II*, with a bonus rendition of The Stripper for Laurie, who wasn't best pleased.