Sacabambaspis

## Premise

During Tabletop Appreciation Weekend 2023, Chris Blogg made several references to the internet meme about the extinct fish Sacabambapsis. It soon took on a life on its own, making several appearances during the Extra Life campaign.

## Known Appearances and References

Tabletop Appreciation Weekend 2023:

* In Traz'Dor Versus the World, the red dragon Traz'Dor was hit by a rain of Sacabambaspis
* In Brindlewood Bay: It's You, countless references and mock ads were made around the extinct fish
* In Dungeons and Dragons: Escape from Margaritaville, the players came across a glass Sacabambaspis eye. They subsequently received several Sacabambaspis-themed margaritas and participated in at least one parody song.

November 2023:

* In When A Plan Comes Together - The D Team, an exploding Sacabambaspis made an appearance.
* In Olympic Vendetta: The Empire Strikes Back!, a wealthy man named Chris Blogg donated an exhibit comprised of nothing but sacabambaspises. Feeling they were fat and ugly, the demolition expert of one of the heist teams stole a sacabambaspis, stuffed it with 28 cherry bombs and used it as an IED to blow the door off the museum vault.
* In Brindlewood Bay: The Bookstore... of Murder!, sacabambapsis were the subject of a television advertisement.
* Sacabambaspis was also the subject of a public service announcement/commercial during the Into the Mushroom Kingdom game.

Crit-Mas:

* Probably was the subject of at least one advertisement during the Brindlewood Bay Holiday Special
* In Dice Hard, a giant sacabambapsis appeared to fight an equally giant Gritty... before inexplicably starting to make love to him.

## Song

The following song was created by Kelly Clark following an donation that was made during the Extra Life Brindlewood Bay game:

(Verse 1)
In a distant time, in ancient seas,
Lived a creature strange, caught in mysteries,
Sacabambaspis, a fossil's embrace,
A prehistoric gift, from a long-lost place.

(Chorus)
Oh, Sacabambaspis, in the depths you roam,
A Christmas wish to you, in this ancient foam,
Though eons have passed since your days gone by,
In our hearts, you're remembered, reaching to the sky.

(Verse 2)
With armored scales and eyes so small,
You swam in oceans deep, a silent call,
A fish of old, in forgotten waves,
Sacabambaspis, in your watery graves.

(Chorus)
Oh, Sacabambaspis, in the depths you roam,
A Christmas wish to you, in this ancient foam,
Though eons have passed since your days gone by,
In our hearts, you're remembered, reaching to the sky.

(Bridge)
As snowflakes fall and lights aglow,
We think of you, in waters below,
A symbol of time's unceasing flow,
Sacabambaspis, in our hearts, you grow.

(Verse 3)
On this joyful day, as we gather near,
We honor your memory, without any fear,
Sacabambaspis, though your name may be tough,
You're a part of Earth's history, forever enough.

(Chorus)
Oh, Sacabambaspis, in the depths you roam,
A Christmas wish to you, in this ancient foam,
Though eons have passed since your days gone by,
In our hearts, you're remembered, reaching to the sky.

(Outro)
So let's raise a toast to the ages gone past,
To Sacabambaspis, in memories that last,
May your spirit swim on, in the currents of time,
Merry Christmas to you, from this heartfelt rhyme.