Thirtenn

“it is I, the holy spirit” Quackity held up his hands and graciously walked over to the table.

The chat was overjoyed with the many surprises, the lag was unbearable.

***Sallyjones: MR QUACK???***

***Olliesimp: HOLY SPIRIT AKJNFJKSENFJ***

***Ilovedreamlol: QUACKMEISTER IS IN THE HOUSEEEE***

“I say, before we devour this pleasant meal, I say grace” Quackity said smiling at the camera.

“Alex, may you lead” I asked giving the same smirk.

“yes” he pause for a second before rapidly starting,

“CreoenDios,Padretodopoderoso,creadordelCieloydelaTierraCreoenJesucristosuúnicoHijo,NuestroSeńor,quefueconcebidoporobraygraciadelEspírituSanto;naciódeSantaMaríaVirgen;padecióbajoelpoderdePoncioPilato;fuecrucificado,muertoysepultado;descendióa losinfiernos;altercerdíaresucitódeentrelosmuertos;subióaloscielosyestáaladiestradeDios Padre;desdeallíhadevenirajuzgaralosvivosyalosmuertos.CreoenelEspírituSanto,enlaSantaIglesiaCatólica,lacomumióndelosSantosenelperdondelospecadoslaresurreccióndelosmuertosylavidaeterna.Amén” He smiled, slightly out of breath.

***a/n: don’t sue me I got this random prayer of the internet omegalul***

We stared at him with a mix of disbelief and snickering on our faces, the thing that broke the quick silence was Wilbur hitting the table and snorting. With that, everyone was almost out of their chairs with laughter again.

“le—lets—eat” Wilbur said in between laughs.

We ate the delicious food for about 2 hours, before almost the entirety of it was gone. When I looked over upon my friends, I noticed how much i loved these people. The thought bounced around my head for several moments.

“hey thanks Niki” I quiet enough so I couldn’t interrupt the conversation going on between the boys.

“oh its no big deal ollie! I really love cooking—”

“no thank you for introducing me to all these people, I don’t know where’d I be without you guys.” I grasped her hands, and I feared tears were going to prick up in my eyes, but I didn’t want the stream to see, so I held them back.

“of course ollie, it’s nice to finally have another girl in the mix. Don’t get me wrong I love the boys, but it’s nice to have a break.” We giggled and listened into the argument between Quackity and Tommy going on about whether peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are good or not.

“well I think they are a disgrace to the planet earth” Tommy fired.

“THEY ARE DELISH I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN TOMATHY” Quackity emphasized a British accent on the last part.

“I’m sorry tommy but I’m gonna have to agree with bug q on this one” Tubbo piped in. Tommy gasped,

“top ten worst anime betrayals?” I questioned.

“Rule number three, No Weebs. Under the penalty of DEATH. IM LOOKING AT YOU PHIL” Wilbur pointed at the camera.

“IM NOT A WEEB WILBA” I jerked my head to the side.

“ITS STILL PENALTY OF DEATH” he spit back. I glanced at the monitor,

Philza: WILBUR SHUT UP

Philza: WILBUR SHUT UP

Philza: WILBUR SHUT UP

Philza: WILBUR SHUT UP

Philza: WILBUR SHUT UP

Phil was using his mod powers to spam the chat, and I looked back at Wilbur who had a crumbled-up napkin in his hand, but before I could say anything, it hit me straight in the forehead.

“oh no he didn’t” Tommy whispered, instantly defending me.

Before you could know it, chaos erupted the room. Whatever was left of the food was been thrown at someone and somehow, I think this was semi-planned, because as I stood up, I noticed the plastic tarp underneath the table, that’s when I knew I could go full out. Tommy ended up shielding me, while I threw food at anyone who could get near us. Toby had moved the camera back and was controlling the angles while narrating very intensely. Quackity was under the table scream-crying while saying some type of prayer, the dream team had resorted to throwing food as well, and Schlatt…was being Schlatt. Sitting in his chair, finishing up on his mashed potatoes, and dodging every piece that came towards his way. Niki and Wilbur were also in the mix, but I think everybody was laughing so hard you couldn’t hear one another. Amidst the corruption, I could hear George,

“is this how thanksgiving normally goes?” he asked, picking up something off the floor and hitting dream square in the back. I could hear tubbo now too,

“uh oh, George has stricken dream and dream has noticed...oooh what will he do? In this video, we coded it, so I killed George in front of...” he checked the viewer count. “woah that’s a lot...300k people.”

I tuned into Tommy and Wilbur’s bickering.

“Calm yourself Wilbur, have a carrot!” Tommy tossed a carrot towards Wilbur.

“WE DON’T KNOW NOBODY” Wilbur spoke back, firing some sort of mashed thing.

***a/n: notice the references teehee***

After me and tommy couldn’t find anymore food, he took my hand and ran under the table to join Quackity. I had slight butterflies at the touch, but the adrenaline pushed me through. In the next 5 minutes, everyone was on the ground laughing in between breaths.

We decided to end the stream after cleaning up a bit, eventually we vacuumed the floors of the food-ridden hotel. After jumping onto the couch, exhausted, I decided to check twitter. There were so many clips of our food fight all over, including the Quackity and Schlatt entrances. I noticed one tweet getting a lot of attention.

Ollieinnit4ever | @ollieinnit

AWW LOOK AT THEM HOLDING HANDS AND HIM PROTECTING OLLIE KSHRFJSNRDJ

\*insert clips from stream\*

↳ Sapnap |@sapnap

Adorable

↳ George | @Georgenotfound

Kinda sus 👀

↳ Dream | @dreamwastaken

I ship 😳

↳ Quackity | @quackity

Cutechamp 😍

↳ Niki | @Nihachu

Yes <3

↳ Wilbur | @wilbursoot

Agreed.

↳ Schlatt | @jschatt

couple goals?!!?!?!?!? 🙏😭

I looked up from my phone silently and scanned the room, I looked at tommy and he had coincidentally seen the tweet too.

“you guys are ridiculous” he mutters, and we glance at each other snickering.

I looked through some more for a little bit before I got tagged in a another one.

Ollieinnit4ever | @ollieinnit

OHMYGOSHD FSFNJS HE LIKED THE POST SJKFGNSJKNFJS

\*insert screenshot of “Tommyinnit liked your tweet”\*

↳ Quackity | @Quackity

Can he just confess already 🙄✋

↳ Sapnap | @Sapnap

Ikr 😐

“OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP” I said laughing at my friends replies.

“I can’t help it! its really funny!” Quackity chuckled. I noticed a blush creeping up Tommy’s face.

It was just about 8 o’clock at night, it wasn’t late, but it had been dark out already, so we all decided to watch a movie and edit our first vlog for the trip.

“we should watch the notebook!” I teased tommy.

“NO I DON’T WANT TO GET ALL SAD MOLLY”

“depressed-innit?” I questioned.

“molly?” Quackity perked up.

“yeah, he all of a sudden started calling me that. I mean its my real name but no one calls me that besides him” I shrugged.

“well. I don’t know it seems unique or whatever...” he mumbled his words.

“hmm” Quackity gave me a stare before picking up his phone.

***New message from: Quackmeister*** 😎

***Oooh ollieeeee***

***Wat ?😃***

***Im your therapist. Tell me.***

***Tell you what exactly ?***

***oH iM gOnNa cAlL yOu MOLlY bC I LoOOooOOvE yOU***

***I have no idea what you’re talking about :D***

***5 stages of love***

***Denial***

***I AM NOT IN LOVE QAUCKITY ISTG I WILL CHOKE YOU***

***Stage 2***

***Anger***

***Just stop pleeasseeeeeeeeeeeeee***

***Stage 3***

***Bargaining***

***Im not gonna be ur friend anymore and I’ll be all alone in the corner by myself :’(***

***Stage 4***

***Depression***

***IF I JUST CONFESS WILL YOU STOP***

***Stage 5***

***Acceptance :)***

***Now spill I wanna know 😃***

***Well technically I like him but idk if he likes me back bc I get butterflies every time we make EYE CONTACT and I wanna confess lowk but I don’t bc I don’t wanna ruin our great friendship and it would be awko taco if he doesn’t like me so I have no idea and now I feel like a 6th grader gossiping about their secret crush KJFNJKLASNFJKLNVJKLSFNVJKL***

***Omegalul***

***That’s ALL YOU SAY***

***I JUSST TOLD YOU MY BIGGEST SECRET AND YOU SAY OMEGALUL***

***Yeah its funny***

***HOW IS THIS FUNNY***

***Well he obviously likes you back 🙄***

***You don’t know that***

***What if I told you I’m physic*** 😃

***Im getting a new therapist. 😘***

***NO OLLIE PLEASE DON LEAVE ME EEEE***

***OLLIE***

***CHICKA***

***I’m LOOKING AT YOU***

***YOUR IGNORING ME***

***YOU SMILED***

***YOU SEE MY TEXT MESSAGES RIGH NOW***

***OLLIE ‼ Hello 😍🖐 do your shoes need shining? 🤔👞✨ OLLIE😳‼ Ollie please 🥺☹🙏 Do you need coffee? 👀☕ Come back 😖 PLEASE my clout 😤🤑 Don’t go away from me 🥺 Ollie please 😍***

***----nobodys pov rn wooooo---***

***Quackity | @Quackity***

***I became a therapist, found some new and hot tea, and got ghosted in a matter of ten minutes. Dhmu 😤 going dark ☹ only the real ones know </3***

***↳ George | @Georgenotfound***

***GIVE ME THE TEA***

***↳ Quackity | @Quackity***

***Sorry brutha was sworn to secrecy 🙈***

***↳ George | @Georgenotfound***

***Please quack 🥺***

***↳ Quackity | @Quackity***

***Ok fine. Hold on lemme DM you 🙄***

***↳ Emily | @user456***

***Quackity and George spilling the tea 😯***

***-----Quackity’s point of view nowwww wooooopp (he’s texting gogy)----***

***Quack spill pls***

***Ok ok fine. You cant tell a soul 😤***

***GOT IT***

***Pinky promise?***

***Yes***

***Hold your damn pink up geroge***

***HOLD YOUR PINKY UP***

***OK I DID IT***

***Ok so basically ollie likes tommy and tommy likes ollie but she doesn’t think that tommy likes her so shes all ahhhh and so yeah***

***Well duh tommy likes her***

***YES I TOLD HER THAT***

***AND??***

***SHE DIDN’T BELIEVE MEEEE***

***OMGSJHDGNSJFGN***

***IKR***

***WE NEED TO START AN OPERATION OR SUM***

***YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS***

***OK WHO DO WE NEED***

***UMMM***

***UMMM***

***SAPNAP***

***YES OK MAKE GROUP CHAT***

***----back to nobodys pov anymore wooo---***

***OPERATION OLLIEINNIT***

***Sapnap:***

***IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT ISS***

***George:***

***Yes***

***Quackity:***

***YES***

***Sapnap:***

***WOOOOO***

***Sapnap:***

***Hold on lemme add a couple people…***

***Sapnap added Dream, Wilbur soot, Nihachu, Tubbo, and jschlatt***

***Quackity:***

***SAPNAP***

***YOU ADDED EVERYBODY***

***Sapnap:***

***Yes***

***Wilbur:***

***What is this***

***Dream:***

***Read the group name lol***

***Wilbur:***

***LMAOOOOO***

***Nihachu:***

***I’ve been waiting for this***

***Tubbo:***

***YESS SGJNJKLSRFNJKLNFGJKLSNFGJHKFNGJHGNJHGNJLFNR***

***Jsclatt has left the group***

***Sapnap added jshclatt to the group***

***Sapnap:***

***WTF SHCLATT***

***jSchlatt:***

***Oops***