Group D

**Group D**

Jeffrey Erickson, ~~Grombrindal~~, Zel, Blegh!, ~~Sherlon~~~~,~~ Yeet

**Session 1**

Fought tentacles on ship

Sherlon went outside and was immediately grabbed by the tentacle

Blech kicked the barbarian

Jeffery broke through the back of the ship and fell into the ocean

Sherlon was thrown into bear traps, and then shoved into the ocean

Zel and Barbarian became blinded

Zel fired a rad shot at the tentacle, freeing Sherlon

Chris apparently started sculpting a kraken

Kicked Woodrow off the lifeboat

Arrived at the Bellmont Siege

Gellmont told the players about the illusion out back

Sherlon attempted to find out of the people fighting were real, had existential crisis

Sherlon and Chris fought in the bar

Austin investigated Cedric Blackthorn’s room, tried to remove armor

Burned Cedric’s ear, poured water on him, gave him an oil massage

Meanwhile, Sherlon ran into the woods and felt the pain of a bear trap - reminding him all was real

Chris drank the Water of Life

Came up with plan to collect Chris' urine and multiply it

Knocked Cedric back unconscious to make illusion reappear

Multiplied ridiculous amounts of urine, and drank away….

Multiplied coins and destroyed the economy

**Session 4**

Met dwarves after fight - pumpkin and hammer throwing one

Zel distracted the pumpkin one while Yeet and Blegh messed around with the crane

Yeet lifts pumpkin dwarf up to a high ledge

Blegh gives dropped pumpkin to pumpkin dwarf

Hammer dwarf throws hammer, Jeffrey throws a mammoth at the crane on a nat one, destroying the crane

The party moves deeper into the cave

They find a broken bridge over a river

Zel speaks with the bearded rock fish, and they become stepping stones for the party to cross the river

they jump/fall/fly/step down to a lower part of the area, and encounter a displacer, which yeet banishes to another plane of existence for a minute

They all run to escape it when it comes back

Yeet flies down a dark hole and encounters an arboleth

The party comes across a room with four colored orbs in the wall

The party finds that they are indestructible

Someone uses detect magic and sees a message that tells them to search the room

with some difficulty, they find four statuettes

they put them on the symbol on the wall, and follow the instructions given to them

they learn a punch cantrip useable 3 times per long rest

the door opens and they quickly fill into the room past it

they close the door before the displacer gets them

they do some stuff in the room using the hints from the statues

they kill the displacer and use its blood for the last puzzle

climactic final battle

beans do nothing

time travel babey!!!!!!!!

**Session 5**

**Session 6**

Jeffery time traveled, failed stealth with the whole party seeing him, create rift

Failed to reroll with Wish spell

Jeffery communicated with Cthulhu, saw his own face with a crown

Yeet yeets 99,998 value beds at Cthulhu

Double Nat 1 trying to go mad

Jeffery went back to stop himself, and failed again

Used Wish again

Two Jefferies

Don't jump or I'll shoot you

You actually tried to shoot me? You jumped!

Presents: Windchaser Circus Portal, Dead Roger, Oath Bow, Book and Gun

Commands: FREE and TANKS

Cthulhu powered up by 2 paradoxes

Met the people of Bestial City

Yeet made Fluffy Doggos

Met lizard guards who loved the seal

Inspired civilians:

Zell sang a song for the turtles

Jeffery painted an inspiring painting

Fixed the ship, found a lightsaber

Pressed your luck a lot

Created a trap, Cthulhu should trip on string into a pit of spikes varied between 3-11 feet tall, from ships, launch eyepatches onto his eyes

Heard the footsteps of billipede approaching

**Session 7**

"If you guys were true fans of Angry Birds, you'd know they're not all angry."

Build bird catapult which did not work out - they became jewish and then the pig became darth vader

Made eyes of Sauron somehow

Fought the billipede

Bunga gets stuck in the bung hole

Vorpal sword to the b-hole

Pushes the last billipede into the slingshot

"It's really starting to smell"

"The magic anal secretions will imbue it with power."

Cthulhu tripped over trap

"It's gonna be 24 feet across his rectum."

"I assure you it is the most pleasant of my entrances."

Accepted his offer after much deliberation

Burned down Bestial City and all allies

Blech got the eye of Sauron in his pocket

Entered the trials

**Session 8**

This assteroid is not entirely stable

Ghost bear warned against going further into Cthulhu

Bob Larry Artificial Child Killer

Met the remains of the fiesta friends

Took the bard skull

Dreamed of rifts, presents, and big Yeet

Beans, beans and more beans

THREE PYRAMIDS

Cthulhu needs to visit the doctor

These are some thrifty pharaohs

Insulting statue and dead Roger

Multiplying scorpions and the scorpion shuffle

Found room of stone frozen cultists

Basilisk appeared

**Session 9**

Summoned roosters

Tried to get Dead Roger make the basilisk look at itself

Fred as a mirror

Jeffery pulls out a barrel of pee

Old timey music

"We can smoke this!" In reference to the dried pee powder

"Are you snorting it or smoking it?" -Me

Insulting statue of Blech!

Solved the star puzzle

Took Blackfinger's black finger

Answered riddles quickly

Unlocked the doors and encountered the Scorpion King

**Session 10**

Fought the Scorpion King - DESTROYED him

Scorpion minions put up more fight

Green scorpion got stabbed from below with a nat 20 acrobatics and just gave up

Made another statue, this one of Blech - yelled with the other statue

Yellow dragon?

Finished the Blackfinger puzzle, created shadow door

Got scolded by Nyarlathotep

Found Cthulhu's bladder, stabbed girl

Turned into a god

Used Weird spell to summon fears

Blech kept throwing ball bearings and failing

Zel shot himself with an arrow

Got the tiara of teleportation

Took eight hour rest in the bladder

Jeffery wanted to go out the bladder to an 'interdimensional space'

Told phantom dude that some group killed his girlfriend - he wailed

Morphed into the ideal male form, Gentleblefferel

Solved the ice puzzle

Prepared to enter final doors