Blue Bowser

### Eye color

Wears red contact lenses to make himself look cool. Nobody bothered to make eye contact with him prior to this.

**Blue Bowser**is an extremely minor character from *Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels.*Many sources from the 80s and 90s refer to him as Bowser's brother.

In *Car Wash,*Blue Bowser (nicknamed **Blowser** by his brother and **Uncle Bluey** by his nephews and niece) works with the Koopalings after they were essentially replaced by Bowser Jr. Attempting to steal the throne, Blowser and Ludwig work together to resurrect Majora, leading down a twisted rabbit hole that ended catastrophically. As AwdryFan1997 was banned from MarioBoards, Blowser's story remains unresolved.

## History

Assuming *The Lost Levels* is canon to *Car Wash,* Blue Bowser was the last line of defense before his brother. Whatever he tried to do failed, as the Mario Bros. (or presumably Charcoal, rather, as implied by HEROMARIO) simply ran past him, ducked under him, or burned him to a crisp with some fireballs.

At some point or another, Blowser's arm was severed by Darth Kirby, but that's not important. You see, that was back when I was a *bad* roleplayer. I've improved greatly, you just, uh, gotta skip a lotta shit. Let's just say I've learned a lot from reading the older *Car Wash* posts. In a way, you could say Georgie was my greatest mentor, actually, don't say that, that sounds horrible.

Blowser's first important appearence in *Car Wash* at some point or another going to the future to aid his brother against Majora. Ultimately, he fails, so he returns to the past to supposedly prevent Majora's existence. The first thing he does when he gets back is resurrect Majora, creating the problem in the first place.According to a non-canon scenario in the Car Wash Discord Server, Blowser hired Linic to retrieve the remains of Ganondorf after his petrified body was fished out of the sea by Redshift. It can be presumed everything except the red Protector's involvement is canon to AwdryFan1997's *The Postban Chronicles.* Using the illicit funds presumably granted by Frederick Kooploz, Blowser creates a new batch of nanomachines, which become the main focus of *Operation Letzter Krieg.*

Blowser leaves the Koopa Kingdom alongside the Koopalings and Kamek, after staging a nuclear attack by the Mushroom Kingdom. Their plane, however, is controlled by Koopa ID Tech, which shuts down the engines and crashes them into Bruce's neighborhood. God, I fucking hate Bruce. My greatest regret, right there. *Motherfucking Bruce*.

Blowser isn't seen again until much later, when his sixth sense tells him that Bowser's in danger (which he was). Bowser appears at Old Granny Mabel's house in search of his brother. Blowser accidentally admits to being the one who revived Majora as well as borrowing bombs from Bruce. He is challenged by his brother in a duel for the Koopa throne, however this is quickly interrupted by Old Granny Mabel transforming into a Metal Gear. After his plane is crashed again, he leaves in his blue Koopa Clown Copter.

Later, Blowser launches a missile at Lon Lon Ranch at the suggestion of the bastard Bruce. From the flames and destruction left by the attack, Blowser appears to his brother in a message revealing his minion Linic has merged with Ganon and declaring Ludwig to be the new King Koopa and himself as Acting Ruler until the end of Operation Letzter Krieg.

**This page is still under construction, as *Letzter Krieg* was very long and I don't have time to document all of it at once.**

## References

1. ↑ See *The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.*