Kurt Watts

*"I do not need to be embarrassed or humiliated because of that stupid name! Especially during this sort of situation!"*
―Kurt Watts to HB[src]
**Kurt Watts** is a GraphX Corporation employee and a member of The Stupidity Squad, who personally befriended Kelson K. Keezer. Being more complex within the group, Kurt ultimately concluded his time with The Stupidity Squad to be very unprofessional, but usually kept his depression to himself. Whilst reluctantly participating within The Stupidity Squad's pretentious venture to protect Craftington City with their powerful technology, Kurt ultimately stumbled upon Project VIRUS' uprising, being provided the objective to obtain the Ultra Battery, so Jeffery P. Keller and Dr. Harold could utilize its power to obliterate Project VIRUS' worldwide operations. This led Kurt to encounter the Kunzite Mafia when The Stupidity Squad proceeded to infiltrate the Crystal Tower to steal the powerful device. With the mission successful, Kurt returned home with The Stupidity Squad, continuing to join the group, despite his personal concerns.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Nathan Drake Hair (Purple Sticker)
* White Burlap Skin (Dust Sticker)
* Buzz! Glasses
* Headphones (Purple Sticker)
* Hunter Coat (Purple and Dark Purple Stickers with Purple Sackbot Eye Decorations)
* Sentinel Gloves (Dark Grey Sticker)
* American Trousers (Black Sticker)
* Wellington Boots (Black Sticker)

## History

### Joining The Stupidity Squad

Prominently befriending Kelson K. Keezer, Kurt Watts joined together with him to work under Jeffery P. Keller within GraphX Corporation, where they ultimately befriended HB. Sometime later, when HB proceeded to help protect his city regarding powerful, technological threats, he decided to bring himself, Kurt, and Kelson together to create The Stupidity Squad, his vigilante-stylized team that would undergo dangerous missions without being given permission by their city's Government. Though Kurt supported HB's optimistic vow to protect the city within this world where enhanced individuals witness usual discrimination towards them, he considered his participation within The Stupidity Squad's missions to be reluctant, believing HB persuaded him to join the team without thinking whether or not Kurt truly wanted to. Kurt ultimately became uncomfortable with The Stupidity Squad's name, concluding it to be too unprofessional, given how they were supposed to be the city's protectors.

### Project VIRUS' Uprising

*"Man, that's awesome."*
―Kurt Watts[src]

Whilst proceeding to help protect their city, The Stupidity Squad ultimately sought to get their information regarding powerful threats through reports provided by *TheDailyDiffer.net*, hosted by Thaddeus T. Thaddeus. There, they ultimately discovered the international criminal organization, Project VIRUS, which had been revealed to be concerningly uprising. The group ultimately got concerned themselves when the Emergency Protocol System within The Stupidity Squad's House initiated, prompting them to meet with Jeffery P. Keller within his underground laboratory to be provided with their crucial mission. There, they unfortunately were provided by Dr. Harold the objective to steal the Ultra Battery, hoping to utilize it to power the machine they created to destroy Project VIRUS' operations. Though Kurt considered this mission to be very risky, he did think the gadgets they were provided were cool enough.

### Crystal Tower Mission

*"Hmmm... What if we used an emergency hammer, I mean, the entire building is made out of glass!"
"Are you serious? That last thing we need is to be cut by ONE MILLION SHARDS! I swear you do that, we'll end up in the hospital!"*
―HB and Kurt[src]

Joining together with The Stupidity Squad, Kurt went to the Crystal Tower, the building overrun by the syndicate crime organization, the Kunzite Mafia, who have been concluded to be the people currently possessing the Ultra Battery. When the group proceeded to come up with idea how to trespass the Crystal Tower unsuspectedly, HB suggested they used an emergency hammer, due to the beautiful crystal structure being glass. Unfortunately, Kurt swore they would be cut by one million shards if HB were to do that, ultimately leading them to get sent to the hospital. Just then, HB proposed to use the Freeze Juice provided by Dr. Harold to create an ice glacier that can launch them up into the sky. This surprisingly works, causing The Stupidity Squad to be launched to the Crystal Tower.

Within the Crystal Tower, The Stupidity Squad proceeded to locate the Ultra Battery, with HB concluded to be locked up within the second room close to them. With Kurt deducing the doors to be locked itself, HB utilized the Jacknjellifinator device to vaporize the doorway with jelly projectiles. Unfortunately, just when they entered the room, The Stupidity Squad ultimately stumbled upon the Kunzite Mafia. With The Stupidity Squad busted, HB proceeded to battle the crime organization, with Kurt and Kelson participating to defeat the various colleagues. Though Kurt contributed very little, The Stupidity Squad successfully defeated everyone, before continuing to the third room. This is where the group encountered the Kunzite Mafia's Leader, Edgar Voucher, being joined by his criminal subordinates, Ingram and Orlo.

### Confronting the Kunzite Mafia

*"So, you're some kind of... Stupidity Squad..."
"God dammit."*
―Orlo and Kurt[src]

When HB tried persuading the Kunzite Mafia's Leader to just simply give the group the Ultra Battery, this prompted the criminal individuals to question who they were. When HB then proceeded to tell the Kunzite Mafia they were The Stupidity Squad, Kurt suddenly stopped him, telling HB he didn't need to be humiliated because of that stupid name. Unfortunately, Orlo pretty much concluded them to be The Stupidity Squad, upsetting him. Just then, Edgar Voucher refused to concede, ultimately revealing his partnership with Project VIRUS. With this information known by The Stupidity Squad, they took this opportunity to completely defeat Voucher without problems. With Voucher meeting his demise, Kurt suggested if they could just leave with the Ultra Battery now, with HB agreeing with him.

### Protecting the City

Bringing the Ultra Battery back to GraphX Corporation, The Stupidity Squad successfully provided Dr. Harold the technological component required to power his device, ultimately obliterating Project VIRUS' worldwide operations. With the mission completed, Kurt returned back to The Stupidity Squad's House with the group, where HB vowed they would continue to protect their city with their powerful technology. Though HB had his concerns this could well be just the beginning, he pretty much believed everything would be okay, despite Kurt becoming worried himself.

## Relationships

	+ HB - Friend
	+ Kelson K. Keezer - Best Friend
* Sarah - Friend
* GraphX Corporation
	+ Jeffery P. Keller - Boss
	+ Dr. Harold
	+ Val Franklin
	+ Fred Montz
* Project VIRUS
* Kunzite Mafia
	+ Edgar Voucher †
	+ Ingram
	+ Orlo
* Ethan Voss