Year Two: Epilogue

**Year Two: Epilogue** (stylized in lowercase), is the final chapter of year two, and the fifteenth chapter overall in We Have A Whore For A President.

## Synopsis

The year draws to a close as Condi and Pierce leave, Tony Blair comes back, and the Bush administration looks further into the possibility of another war.

## Plot

Condi leaves to go to the Middle East. While hugging Karl, he cries thinking she might get hurt, or die. She tells him that she'll stay safe. The two hug for a while, causing George to become jealous and tell Condi that he doesn't want her to be late.

George is still recovering from his encounter with Putin. He thinks about how his administration has had a good year, and that Tony Blair is coming back. He walks into the kitchen to have dinner with his family. Upon entering, Jenna asks him why is his voice wheezy, he cites all of the speeches he gives and how long they are. Pierce asks to go with Bill and Hillary to Chappaqua to see Chelsea. They are hesitant at first, but end up letting her go, though they don't know for how long. Laura says she'll miss Christmas with them, and Pierce responds saying that was her intention, and says it's not as cold in the south. Jenna plans on moving, Pierce prematurely celebrates and gets a punch on the arm from Jenna. Both George and Laura have to stop them from a potential fight. Jenna says that she needs a place of her own after the inauguration. This causes George to think he won't win re-election.

Condi awakens early in the morning for no apparent reason, only to find out it's her birthday. She doesn't think the Middle East is bad in the slightest. In her opinion, she thinks it's disgusting how their country was being represented all over the world. She then realizes that he trip, and the point of her being there, is exactly what Rumsfeld said it would be. She found it embarrassing. However, she enjoys being there. The countries leader seemed surprised to see her, though she thinks it wasn't because she's a woman, but because she's black. She didn't take this the wrong way, and felt he was surprised in a good way.

It is revealed that Karl has asked her numerous times when her birthday was. When she asked why he said he wasn't trying to make fun of her, he just wanted to get her something for her birthday.

A letter is there for her, it's from Karl. He writes to Condi telling her happy birthday, and reassuring her that she was the right person to go to the Middle East. He tells her that he's proud of her, and hopes for her to stay safe. After reading the letter, she makes a mental note to write him back.

There's a letter in the mail for Laura, from Justin Trudeau, he expresses his enjoyment in dancing with her, and also says that the Second Lady looked jealous. He thanks her and George for welcoming him to the country with open arms. He looks forward to seeing her again. Laura thinks his handwriting is beautiful, then realizes that he called her 'dearest', and blushed more at the realization. Once she heard someone walking her way, she hid the letter under the sink.

Lynne Cheney walked into the room telling her that they needed to talk. She asks her if she knows Karl Rove, Laura said she does. When she says this, George walks into the room, and also responds to the question. Lynne greets him in a seductive manner.

The three have a conversation about the possibility of Karl being gay. George then says that if he was gay, he would fire him. While the ladies resume talking, he thinks that Karl is a "nice gay" and is "nice enough to be gay", then about how his approval ratings would go down, and how that could effect Condi if he was gone. Laura then says that she thought that Karl was interested in his Secretary of State, then asks what her name is, since it's hard for her to pronounce. Once George pronounces her name right, then calls her by her nickname, Laura is a bit annoyed. Lynne asks once again if he's gay. Laura again says that she thought he was interested in Condi, to which George is surprised and annoyed in her own right. She senses what he was trying to get at, and remembers that was the exact reason why she left him in the closet.

George says that there isn't any way that Karl could be interested in Condi. Lynne joins in and says that she doesn't look too bad, and she can see why he could like her, but she rather thinks he would be gay, and why Condi wouldn't see the same.

> "I've seen her before, she's not too bad looking." Lynne added. Laura shot Lynne that look. "No really! She isn't! It just seems like Karl would be gay. So I don't see how she wouldn't see that." She explained.
> - Lynne's explanation
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Lynne, after he's gone, retracts her statement and calls Condi a whore. Laura is relieved that she agrees with her and also calls Condi a skank. She also adds that this is the reason why her name is so long.

Jimmy Carter is visiting Cuba, making it the first trip by an American President in forty years. George thinks he's making his job just a bit easier. After his visit, the trade embargo between the United States and Cuba would continue.

## Appearances

George W. Bush

Laura Bush

Dick Cheney

Donald Rumsfeld

Condoleezza Rice

Karl Rove

Colin Powell (debut)

Ari Fleischer (debut)

Kevin Martin (debut)

Scooter Libby (debut)

Justin Trudeau

Tony Blair

Pierce Bush

Jenna Bush

Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Jimmy Carter (mentioned)

Pope John Paul II (mentioned)

## Notes Made By Author

Top: "new characters check!!! (read the note at the end as well!)"

Bottom: "(LOL READ THIS PART)

let me say this right now, from here on, it is going to get buck wild. i write my ideas for this story in the notes app on my phone and i have "second term is going to get wild, be ready." in all caps after year four. i have that there for a reason. notice how this is a warning as opposed to a heads up or something like that. the chapters are going to get longer and it's going to get more fucked up by the paragraph. it's not even the second term yet, and it's already about to go down. i'm going to have to take on a new writing process because of how convoluted it's going to get. i'm very excited to write it. it might take a while, but stay tuned! john kerry and john edwards are going to be in the next one, and i'm extremely excited to rope them into this.

also the way that i stole an entire scene from vice...

big shoutout to genewilderkinne for helping me write the sex scene!!!

anyways, ANOTHER YEAR DONE YALL HELL YEAH"

## Trivia

* This is the first chapter where George refers to Rumsfeld as "Rummy".
* This chapter is the only chapter that has material written by another author in it.