Groucho Barx/Quotes

* "Take another look at the map, Olivia. I think we're getting close to the jungle where our old buddy, Schnoz Ali, was last seen."
* "Look, there's the landing strip! Fasten your seatbelt Olivia. Looks like we're in for a la-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-nding!"
* "Not unless he's disguised himself as a zebra. And how he'd fit into that costume, I'll never know."
* "I'm Groucho Barx, and this is Olivia. We're hunting for our friend, Schnoz Ali and the lost treasure. Have you seen him? He's a big guy with a nose you'd never forget."
* "Not so fast, do you think I just came along for the ride? A monster you say?"
* "Hold it just a minute. You've had an awful scare."
* "Let's listen to those sounds and we will figure out who's there!"
* "Listening carefully? He must've forgotten to turn his ears on to miss all of those jungle sounds."
* "What they mean? What do you mean 'what they mean'?"
* "Maybe my stomach's growling. Are there any four-star hotdog stands in this park?"
* "What a mess! All those animals can't drink from the watering hole at once. Not unless they each have a long straw."
* "Say, uh, tiger begins with a 't'. At least I think it does."
* "Their names all begin with the 'tuh' sound. That's the letter 't'. Now I'm gonna need some help. Everybody help me call those animals to the watering hole. Just repeat the animals names after me!"
* "All together now. Tiger, toad, and turtle!"
* "Right you are. All together now. Monkey, moose, and mole!"
* "Great! You know what to do. All together now. Cat, camel, and crocodile!"
* "Make it snappy, let's keep this snake happy! All together now."
* "What should I call them? Oh yes, uh, all together now. Rhino and rabbit!"
* "This isn't exactly first class, but it's the best we can do. Pick up your bags, put on a smile, and hop upon the crocodile!"
* "Fine with us Zebra, so long!"
* "If we put it together with our first half, maybe it can tell us where the treasure is."
* "It says 'King Tut's Hut, Come in.'"
* "Come on. Let's go."
* "Either this an Egyptian rummage sale or we're getting close to the ruins."
* "Should we go in?"
* "Well, I guess that answered my question."
* "Big deal, so there's a ghost."
* "A GHOST?!"
* "Come on Olivia, we're getting out of here!"
* "\*sneezes\* Oh, what a mess! I bet this place hasn't been cleaned in a thousand years."
* "Sorry about that. Say, uh, what's your problem?"
* "Got what? Is it catchy?"
* "So this can goes in that room."
* "Can you find anything else?"
* "Good job, wouldn't you say? His mummy would be proud of him."
* "If 'a-t' is what you see, how you gonna say it?"
* "Now look at this, and name it with me! What you gonna call it?"
* "If 'a-k-e' is what you see, how you gonna say it?"
* "Now take a peek, and tell me please! What do you call it?"
* "If 'i-n-g' is what you see, how do you say it?"
* "Now look real close, and name it with me! What do you call it?"
* "He's in better spirits now, Olivia. But if we don't find more of the map to put together, we'll never find Schnoz Ali or the treasure."
* "Happy haunting Tut!"
* "As a matter of fact, if we had gone left, we might have been alright. Get it? Left? Right?"
* "All seriousness aside though, I think we're fine. Groucho Barx here, and this is my companion, Olivia."
* "Now you must excuse her, she's not usually this stuck up. Or down as the case may be."
* "What we could really use are directions. We're searching for our good friend, Schnoz Ali the famous explorer."
* "Why don't we just show Dualot the map, Olivia? Maybe she knows what it means."
* "Well, let's go!"
* "Easier said than done. Follow me!"
* "And it is a head!"
* "Here's another picture. What do you think that word says?"
* "Hmm. What does this one say?"
* "Don't panic Olivia. There must be a clue around here to tell us how to get out."
* "Something tells me that we should..."
* "The question is, where, Olivia?"
* "Reader's Palace, Words and Sentences."
* "Where have we been? We've been searching for you and the treasure!"
* "Yeah, where's the treasure and how did you get here?"
* "Dualot, what are you doing here?"
* "Wish me luck."
* "'See', 'the', 'rake'. Hey, we're making sentences! Let's do it again and read them out loud."
* "'See', 'the', 'dog'."
* "'See', 'the', king'. Hey, we *did* see the king!"
* "'See', 'the', 'cat'. What do you know? I'm pretty good at this."
* "Say, Olivia, did you notice anything familiar about the last word in each sentence?"
* "That's right!"
* "Hiya Tut! Nice to see you again!"
* "Go for it, Olivia!"
* "Olivia thinks she's pretty smart. But I bet she'll do better if we all read the words as they come up."
* "Okay."
* "Look in the can."
* "Thanks for your help everyone. Now, I better figure this one out for myself."
* "Ah, is it 'Look', 'in', 'the', hut'?"
* "Thanks Zebra! What are these? Free bus tickets?"
* "Great! Hurry Olivia! Maybe we'll finally get our treasure!"
* "We're gonna be rich!"
* "That's right folks. Our story is done, but our fun has just begun! Right Olivia?"
* "Well then. Until we read again!"