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Episode 52 - Tusk Henderson

Nick Offerman joins in for this episode in which we speak to celebrity adventurer Tusk Henderson about the recent revelations about his personal and professional lives.

## Characters

* The Host
* Tusk Henderson
* Julia Posset from Stockport (letter)
* Bob Posset from Alaska (letter)
* Trent Bat from Anchorage (letter)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Nick Offerman
Episode 43 - Bunny Stone

London Hughes joins in for this episode, in which we speak to Bunny Stone, one of the world’s richest Instagram influencers.

## Characters

* The Host
* Bunny Stone
* Alan Rudd (mentioned)
* Brian Tring from Carlisle (letter)
* Janet from Devon (letter)
* Paul Wringer from Rutland (letter)
* Rozina from Durham (letter)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* London Hughes
Phillip Seastram

Phillip Seastram is a former investigating agent for the Food Standards Agency. Phillip learned about an illegally operating slaughterhouse of after listening to Episode 4 - Eli Roberts, which was the first of several unfortunate run-ins with Eli Roberts.

### Roberts Slaughterhouse

Phillip found numerous health and safety violations, including that the slaughterhouse was operating as a theme park instead of a real abattoir, and charging for viewings of the animals' demises. He made the "rare decision" to burn it to the ground.

### Mosquito Mayhem

After Phillip's experience at the Roberts slaughterhouse, he made the decision to leave the Food Standards Agency and take a new job with Animal Welfare. This led to a confrontation between Phillip's team and Eli after Animal Welfare became aware of potential animal rights issues regarding the treatment of the mosquitoes. Eli met the Animal Welfare raid nude wielding a sword named Bertha, somehow controlling the mosquitoes, and evaded capture by Phillip. Due to the high cost of the raid and subsequent care of the mosquitoes, Phillip faced some criticism for how many resources were spent on mosquito welfare.

Phillip became aware that Eli had formed a cult shortly after the raid on Mosquito Mayhem, but advised The Host against visiting, claiming that he has been irreparably changed by what he has seen at the two former institutions ran by Eli Roberts.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 8 - Eli Roberts Investigation
2. ↑ Episode 21 - The Church Of Eli
Episode 65 - Exotic Seeds Breeding Paddock

Marek Larwood, Mike Wozniak, Matthew Crosby, Clarissa Maycock and Tom Crowley join in as we find out about an exciting new scheme to breed a new kind of cow.

## Characters

* The Host
* Barry Myson
* Narrator of "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin
* Bob Trescothick
* Rev. Hillary Block
* Sarah Voyant

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Marek Larwood
* Mike Wozniak
* Matthew Crosby
* Clarissa Maycock
* Tom Crowley]
Episode 84 – The Lord Of The Sun

Stefan Ashton Frank, Rose Johnson and Susan Harrison tell the story of the Lord Of The Sun.

## Characters

* Host
* Unnamed Narrator
* Helen Bells
* Dominic Bumron (mentioned)
* Pamela Carstairs
* Ted Danson (mentioned)
* Unnamed Fireman
* Unnamed Caller
* Bimpsie (mentioned)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Stefan Ashton Frank
* Rose Johnson
* Susan Harrison
Episode 60 - Tilly and Davey

Isy Suttie, Emily Lloyd-Saini and Anna Leong Brophy join in for this episode in which we grapple with the education system. Is the UK failing Tilly and Davey?

**Sponsor**
Mitchell's Megabean

**Characters**
Host

Margaret (mentioned)

Tilly (mentioned)

Davey (mentioned)

Alan (mentioned)

Paula Davenport

Gale Jackson

Sophie Beeswater

**Actors**
Benjamin Partridge

Isy Suttie

Emily Lloyd-Saini

Anna Leong Brophy
Episode 91 – Beefhead with Kenny and Yvonne

Chris Cantrill, Amy Gledhill and Tom Crowley join in this Beefhead month as we catch up with Kenny, Yvonne and Talbot the megababy. Also, actor Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay launches his new Beefhead song.

## Characters

* Host
* Tara from Somerset (letter)
* Kenny Baritone
* Yvonne Sampson
* Sally Pottington (mentioned)
* Talbot (mentioned)
* Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Chris Cantrill
* Amy Gledhill
* Tom Crowley
Grazex

Grazex is a grass-replacement pellet from Mitchell's Farm Supplies. The product should not be consumed by humans, and is available in pellet and granule form.

## Sponsored episodes

* Episode 1 - Dr David Pin
* Episode 2 - A Tribute To Paul Kitesworthy
* Episode 3 - Gareth Belge
* Episode 4 - Eli Roberts
* Episode 5 - Dustin France
* Episode 6 - The Cumberfeld Cow Disaster & Paul Paul
* Episode 8 - Eli Roberts Investigation
* Episode 9 - Teresa Beckton
* Episode 10 - Gina Craig
* Episode 11 - Cliff Trent-Roberts
* Episode 12 - Timothy Van Lindqvist & Paul Paul
* Episode 13 - Rio Special

## Product Information

* Suitable for Cattle, Sheep, Hogs, and your non-pregnant workforce (outside of the EU)
* Made from natural and semi-natural ingredients including zinc, amino acid 52, and selenium yeast
* Proven to reduce hoof rot, udder blanching, and weird ears
* Mascot: Snouty the Grazex Pig
* Endorsed by Anthony Carmona, former President of Trinidad and Tobago
* Awarded Gold in the International Animal Feed Awards in Las Vegas
* Official food supplier for Team Lithuania at the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 2 - A Tribute To Paul Kitesworthy
2. ↑ Episode 3 - Gareth Belge
3. ↑ Episode 4 - Eli Roberts
4. ↑ Episode 5 - Dustin France
5. ↑ Episode 1 - Dr David Pin
6. ↑ Episode 9 - Teresa Beckton
7. ↑ Episode 27 - Live At The British Beefmen’s Luncheon
8. ↑ Episode 8 - Eli Roberts Investigation
9. ↑ Episode 12 - Timothy Van Lindqvist & Paul Paul
Episode 48 - Maureen Andrews

Christine Nangle joins in for this episode, in which we speak to one of the winner’s from last week’s edition of Beef Call.

## Characters

* The Host
* Maureen Andrews
* Mystery voice reading numbers

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Christine Nangle

## Notes

The new number for Beef Call was announced, so as to be easier to remember:
551055555567415555555555165574155653721556669424506679797979016844250533319740862230942298607225551955105555557075255105555556741555555555516557415551977647534255544433567191111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111155555674155555155555165574155653725566694240566797979116
Episode 53 - Lesley Clocks

Freya Parker joins in for this episode in which we speak to Lesley Clocks, the sister of Kenrin Clocks, who was badly injured on a Danish Hog Farm.

## Characters

* Host
* Dominic Bumron (mentioned)
* Kenrin Clocks (mentioned)
* Lesley Clocks
* Sean Bean (mentioned)
* Patrick Stewart (mentioned)
* Peter Capaldi (mentioned)
* Meryl Streep (mentioned)
* Nicole Kidman (mentioned)
* Reese Witherspoon (mentioned)
* Daniel Day-Lewis (mentioned)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Freya Parker
* Sarah Dempster
* Moujan Zolfaghari
* Nick Wiger
* Heather Campbell
* Jake Yapp
* Mike Wozniak
* Henry Paker
* Gemma Arrowsmith
* Cromerty York
* Tom Crowley
* Elis James
* Nathaniel Metcalfe
* Clarissa Maycock

## Trivia

### Full list of sponsors

* Mitchell's Grainium nutritional sand
* Beef Pop
* Arse Candling
* Mason Ranch Auctions
* Ganch Reclining Chairs and More
* *Jumanjaniacs* Podcast
* Jaffatemp
* Pizza by Post
* Sadie's Beef Palace
* Martin Carpet Jewellery
* Text Bored Sailors
* Government of Estonia
* There's a Louse in my House
* "Don't Tell Her" Perfume
* The Medical Malpractice Board
Jumanjaniacs Episode 2752

It’s MaxFunDrive! To support the show, go to maximumfun.org/join

It’s episode 2752 of the world’s favourite *Jumanji* podcast, *Jumanjaniacs*.

Thanks to Nick Wiger, Heather Anne Campbell and Matt Apodaca.

## Characters

* Ian
* Michelle
* Jerry
* Angie of *Jumangie* and *Jumanji with Angie* (mentioned)
* Michael Banyan (mentioned)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge (as himself only)
* Nick Wiger
* Heather Anne Campbell
* Matt Apodaca

## Trivia

* It's been two years since the falling out between Ian and Michelle, as revealed in the ads for *Jumanjaniacs* in *Episode 53 - Lesley Clocks*.
* Despite their years of making the show, Michelle's husband Jerry has never seen *Jumanji*. For this episode he watches *Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle* by mistake.
Episode 44 - Michael Banyan Comes Home

Henry Paker, Lucy Farrett and Mike Wozniak join in for this episode, in which we speak to Michael Banyan, who has returned to the UK after his period of exile in Spain.

## Characters

* The Host
* Michael Banyan
* Dr Jiménez (mentioned)
* Ingrid De Groot
* Runyon Cradge
* Cradge's Awful Niece

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Henry Paker
* Lucy Farrett
* Mike Wozniak
Episode 42 - The Ballad Of Parsnip Flendercroft

Freya Parker, Mike Wozniak, Max Davis, Jenny Laville, Henry Paker, Mike Shephard, Tom Crowley and Gemma Arrowsmith join in for this special documentary about former Bovine Farmers' Union bursar Parsnip Flendercroft.

## Characters

* The Host
* Barbara Flendercroft
* Parsnip Flendercroft (mentioned)
* Professor James Harkham
* Detective Chief Inspector Dexter Whatley
* Unnamed Newsreader x3
* Gary Jones
* Mandy Porter
* Michael Banyan
* Helen Woodcock

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Freya Parker
* Mike Wozniak
* Max Davis
* Jenny Laville
* Henry Paker
* Mike Shephard
* Tom Crowley
* Gemma Arrowsmith
Jumanji

***Jumanji*** is a 1995 comedy adventure film directed by Joe Johnston and starring Robin Williams, based (loosely) on the 1981 children's book by Chris Van Allsburg. It is widely recognised as the pinnacle of human culture and achievement, even if the film itself is described as "a solid three stars".

## *Jumanji* Podcasts

Because of *Jumanji's* profound importance, there are innumerable podcasts discussing the film, including:

* *Jumanjaniacs*
* *Jumanji: CWS*
* *Jumangie*
* *Jumanji with Angie*
* *Germanji*
* *Jumanjeniuses*

## Appearances

* Episode 53 - Lesley Clocks
* Episode 63 - Michael Banyan, Podcaster
* Jumanjaniacs Episode 2752

## External links

* *Jumanji* on Wikipedia
* *Jumanji* on the IMDb
Nadia Kamil

Nadia used to be in a double act with John-Luke Roberts called The Behemoth. They have performed a gaggle of hit Edinburgh Festival shows over the years.

She performs stand-up and characters by herself, but only at the finest of comedy clubs. She is a regular at the vigorous Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (#ACMS).

## Appearances

* Episode 2 - Paula Redside
* Episode 10 - Sophia Rainton
* Episode 14 - Danielle, Unnamed Woman
* Episode 18 - Unnamed Woman
* Episode 23 - Millicent Ringrose
* Episode 27 - Julie, Pam Onion
* Episode 31 - Jodie Branch
* Episode 39 - Haley Oaks, Ann, Alison Beverly
* Episode 51 - Mrs Sycamore
* Episode 59 - Angela Barnett
* Episode 66
* Episode 73 - Barbara Fontana
* Episode 75
* Episode 77 - Marianne Angler
Episode 82 – Banyan: The Defacening, Part 1

Mike Wozniak and Henry Paker join in as we find out about an attempt to remove Michael Banyan’s cow face.

## Characters

* Host
* Michael Banyan
* Bob Trescothick
* Lorenzo (mentioned)
* Alan Wamboney (mentioned)
* Erasmus Donkeyfield (mentioned)
* Suzanna Blanket (mentioned)
* Hannah Saint-Sternald (mentioned)
* Hernald Yom (mentioned)
* Crabmeat Dixon (mentioned)
* Quincywincey Tramasco Saint-John (mentioned)
* Adam Sitcombe (mentioned)
* Katlyn Timetable (mentioned)
* Talons Yamboleay (mentioned)
* Steven Bonfield (mentioned)
* ~~Charles~~ Vam Beak (mentioned)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Mike Wozniak
* Henry Paker
Meat

There are 4 meats: Beef, Lamb, Pork, Chicken. There is also the disputed category of Fish. Scientists are working on mapping these onto the taxonomy of the traditional 4 meats

**Beef**
The focus of the Beef and Dairy Network Podcast. Beef is an incredibly versatile meat and could easily be eaten for every meal (despite the World Health Organisations findings). The nation's favourite meal is Rich Beef Sausages.

Subcategories:

 Horse
 Giraffe
 House Spider
 Miniature Dachshund
 Llama
 Seal
 Squirrel
 Komodo Dragon
 Panda

**Lamb**
The "black sheep" of the 4 meats. Eating lamb leads inexorably to the consumption of mint. All lamb comes from New Zealand, smuggled in by students.

Subcategories:

**Pork**
Subcategories:

**Chicken**
Subcategories:

 Peregrine Falcon
 Turkey
 Pheasant
 Rattlesnake
 Snake
 Smoked Albatross
 Opossum
 Crickets
 Swan

**Fish**

Subcategories:

 Crayfish
 Squid
 Plankton
 Oysters
 Salmon
 Lobster
 Tuna
Episode 96 – National Beef Lottery

Lorna Rose Treen, Tom Parry, Mike Wozniak and Tom Crowley join in this month as we speak to the woman the tabloids dubbed “The Beef Queen”, the winner of the biggest every National Beef Lottery jackpot.

## Characters

* Host
* Sandy Trevellion ("The Beef Queen")
* Bob
* Cedric Todderds
* Bob Crack
* DCI Dexter Whatley

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Lorna Rose Treen
* Tom Parry
* Mike Wozniak
* Tom Crowley
Episode 73 - Kenny Baritone

Chris Cantrill joins us this week as darts champion Kenny Baritone gets something off his chest.

## Characters

* Host
* Paul Paul (mentioned)
* Shaggy (mentioned)
* Cliff Trent-Roberts (mentioned)
* Les Cheese (hologram) (mentioned)
* Barbara Fontana
* Kenny Baritone
* Bessy Baritone
* Gary Albery

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Chris Cantrill
* Nicola Redman
* Nadia Kamil
Episode 38 - Rev Hillary Block

Matthew Crosby, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tom Crowley join in for this episode in which we talk to a priest whose views about the life of Jesus threaten to turn Christianity on its head. We also hear about the seemingly unstoppable progress of the Church Of Eli.

**Sponsor**
Mitchell's - Bovesheild Plunge

**Characters**
Host

Rev Hillary Block

Host's Mother

Host's Father

Unnamed Korean Newsreader

Glenda in York (letter)

Albert (letter)

Paul in Norfolk (letter)

Ursula in Benfleet (letter)

**Actors**
Benjamin Partridge

Matthew Crosby

Gemma Arrowsmith

Tom Crowley
Episode 17 - Boffo’s Cow Circus

Greg Davies joins us for this month’s episode, as we bag an exclusive interview with the founder of Boffo’s Cow Circus, Boffo.

## Characters

* Host
* Boffo
* Circus Attendees x10
* Barry Porter (mentioned)
* Mrs Porter (mentioned)
* Peter Horn-Jones

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Greg Davies
* Tom Crowley
* Max Davis
* Catherine Paskell
* Tom Neenan
* Lloyd Langford
* Elis James
* Gareth Gwynn
* Alex Adey
* Sian Harries
Mitchell's Europe

**Mitchell's Europe** is the European subsidiary of **Mitchell's Farm Supplies**, the multinational animal feed, supplements and equipment company. They are a major sponsor of the European Farming Network, and their local events - most notably the London Agriculture Festival and the London Agrimedia Con.

They use a number of variations on the Mitchell's slogan "If it's not Mitchell's, get back in the truck!" Examples include:

* *"If it's not Mitchell's Europe, get back on your charming bicycle."*
* *"If it's not Mitchell's Europe, go on strike."*
* *"If it's not Mitchell's Europe, get back in the gondola!"*

1. ↑ Episode 16 - Live At The London Agriculture Festival
2. ↑ Episode 39 - Live At London Agrimedia Con 2018
Episode 7 - Yoghurt Special

Katy Wix joins in with our yoghurt special. We talk to GP Dr. Sam Archer about sell by dates and former child star Wendy Axminster about her campaign to raise awareness of the poor treatment of child actors by the dairy industry.

## Characters

* Host
* Reese Watts (letter)
* Sarah Pauldrum (letter)
* Basil Lamplighter
* Dr Sam Archer
* Wendy Axminster

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Mike Wozniak
* Tom Neenan
* Katy Wix
Episode 72 - Paul Bowfin

Adam Courting, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Crowley, Stefan Ashton Frank, Hal Lublin, Linnea Sage, Mike Wozniak and Dave Cribb join in this month as we learn about the future of genetically modified meat animals.

## Characters

* Host
* Paul Bowfin

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Adam Courting
* Gemma Arrowsmith
* Tom Crowley
* Stefan Ashton Frank
* Hal Lublin
* Linnea Sage
* Mike Wozniak
* Dave Cribb
Episode 5 - Dustin France

Mike Wozniak joins in as we hear from modern comedian Dustin France, in the wake of his disastrous performance at the British Beef Council Annual Dinner and Barn Dance. We also hear the results of a poll of network members about their favourite beef meal. Get well soon, Les Cheese.

## Characters

* The Host
* Les Cheese (Letter)
* Dustin France

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Mike Wozniak
* Multiple network members
Episode 21 - The Church Of Eli

Ed Gamble, Mike Bubbins and John Rutledge join in for this episode which features an interview with Phillip Seastram, formerly of the Food Standards Agency, and Eli Roberts, who has started a new venture.

**Sponsor**
Mitchell's - Mooeze XL

**Characters**
Host

Phillip Seastram

Eli Roberts

**Actors**
Benjamin Partridge

Ed Gamble

Mike Bubbins

John Rutledge

Barry Evon
Episode 66 - Beefhead Ball

Tom Parry, Mike Wozniak, Catherine Brinkworth, Nadia Kamil and Rob Gilroy join us to look back on last year’s disastrous Beefhead Ball. We also sing a traditional Beefhead carol.

## Characters

* The Host
* Bob Crack
* Sanderson Claggage
* Sharon (mentioned)
* Barbara (mentioned)
* Jeff (mentioned)
* Karen (mentioned)
* Phil (mentioned)
* Cardi B/Cardigan Beef (mentioned)
* Rita Taylor
* Les Cheese (mentioned)
* Hazelnut Barton
* PC Trevor Russel
* Dan (mentioned)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Tom Parry
* Mike Wozniak
* Catherine Brinkworth
* Nadia Kamil
* Rob Gilroy

## Lyrics

### Beefhead Soup

Beefhead Soup

Beefhead Soup

We all want Beefhead Soup

Bring the steaming bowls to me

Add pepper, taste is hard to beat

A whole beefhead that's all for me

It's awesome, we can all agree

Beefhead Soup

Beefhead Soup

We all want Beefhead Soup

### The Beefhead Man

Keep on running

Someone's coming

Quiet cunning

The Beefhead Man is coming this night

The Beefhead Man, he comes this night

Dunstan Hooves is a funny little man

If you see him coming run as fast as you can

Dunstan Hooves is a funny little man

If you see him coming run as fast as you can

Dunstan Hooves is a funny little man

But you really got to worry when you see Oxtail Sam

Oxtail Sam looks like a reasonable man

But give him the chance and he'll turn you to jam

Better worry

Time to hurry

Children scurry

With a face full of cream and a heart full of lies

Dunstan Hooves is a funny little man

If you see him coming run as fast as you can

Dunstan Hooves is a funny little man

But you really got to worry when you see Oxtail Sam

Dunstan Hooves is a funny little man

If you see him coming run as fast as you can

Dunstan Hooves is a funny little man

For God's sake, play the bagpipes while you still can

It's Beefhead!
Episode 99 - The Man-At-Beef

Paul F. Tompkins, Mike Shephard and Max Davis join in this week as we speak to Queen Elizabeth II’s personal beef sommellier, her man-at-beef.

## Characters

* Host
* Queen Elizabeth II (mentioned)
* Prof James Harcombe
* Sir Robert Battlebus
* Chudly Battlebus (mentioned)
* Timothy Spaglione

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Paul F. Tompkins
* Mike Shephard
* Max Davis
Episode 75 - Live At The Great British Cattle Bazaar

Highlights from our recent live show at the Great British Cattle Bazaar featuring Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker, Nadia Kamil, Sammy Graham and Dave Cribb.

**Sponsor**
None

**Characters**
Host

Bob Trescothick

Mike Gontleman (mentioned)

Unnamed Singer

Michael Banyan

Jonathan Franzen (mentioned)

Paul Giamatti (mentioned)

Oleg "The One Man Pogrom" Potrovsky (mentioned)

**Actors**
Benjamin Partridge

Mike Wozniak

Henry Paker

Nadia Kamil

Sammy Graham

Dave Cribb

## Lyrics

### Behind My Face

Behind my face is another face

And behind that face, another more metaphorical face

Behind my face is another place

When will my face reflect who I am inside

I'm like an onion

Unpeel me

And then you'll see the real me

A man without a cow stitched to his face

Behind my face is another face

And behind that face another more metaphorical face

And behind that face (and behind that face) is another face (is another face)

And behind that face (and behind that face) is another face (is another face)

And behind all that is my skull
Episode 71 - Bovine TB

Lloyd Langford, Monica Gaga, Chris Cantrill and Nic Redman join in as we find out all about shocking levels of Bovine TB in the UK.

## Characters

* Host
* Kenny Baritone
* Melissa Bam
* Larrington Borghast
* Ted Danson (mentioned)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Lloyd Langford
* Monica Gaga
* Chris Cantrill
* Nic Redman

## Trivia

* The following variations of Pig's Milk with Beefy Chunks are advertised in this episode, endorsed by Kenny Baritone (though see Episode 73):
	+ Pig's Milk with Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor
	+ Pig's Milk with Black Bean Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor
	+ Pig's Milk with Black Bean Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor Cherry
	+ Diet Pig's Milk with Black Bean Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor Cherry
	+ Diet Pig's Milk with Black Bean Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor Cherry with a Parsley Twist
	+ Diet Pig's Milk with Black Bean Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor Cherry with a Parsley Twist Sports Edition
	+ Diet Pig's Milk with Black Bean Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor Cherry with a Parsley Twist Sports Edition Extra Cold
	+ Texas Style Diet Pig's Milk with Black Bean Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor Cherry with a Parsley Twist Sports Edition Extra Cold
	+ Texas Style Diet Pig's Milk with Black Bean Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor Cherry with a Parsley Twist Sports Edition Extra Cold Boiled Bull Scrotum Edition
Episode 86 - Debbie Cook

Lola-Rose Maxwell, Clarissa Maycock and Mike Wozniak join in this week as we meet the winner of the 2020 Royal Suffolk Show’s Touch The Bull competition.

## Characters

* Host
* Debbie Cook
* Melissa Best
* James Whitely (mentioned)
* Unnamed Radio Presenter

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Lola-Rose Maxwell
* Clarissa Maycock
* Mike Wozniak
Maximum Fun

Maximum Fun is a listener-supported podcast network. Maximum Fun has hosted the Beef and Dairy Network Podcast since Episode 10 - Gina Craig. Podcasts on the network run ads for each other, and the network also organizes additional advertisers to support the show.

In addition, listeners donate monthly amounts to the network, are are able to specify which shows they listen to to ensure their support goes directly to the applicable shows. Readers of this article are encouraged to slash donate and select Beef and Dairy Network Podcast for their contributions.

## MaxFunDrive

Once a year the network hosts a membership pledge drive to raise money for its shows. Network shows will typically air special episodes during this time.

#### List of Max Fun Drive episodes

* Category:MaxFunDrive

1. ↑ https://maximumfun.org/
2. ↑ https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/beef-and-dairy-network/
Episode 54 – Beefhead Day

We celebrate Beefhead Day by speaking to Professor James Harcombe about its true origins. Plus new music from Paul Paul.

## Characters

* Host
* James Harcombe
* Clementine Persell
* Sara Patterly
* Brian Patterly
* Paul Paul
* Sir Dunstan Hooves
* Oxtail Sam (mentioned)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Mike Shephard
* Kat Sadler
* Catherine Brinkworth
* Max Davis
* Rhodri Viney
* Eugene Capper

### The Beefhead Comes This Night

Come all good people of this fair town

Pray hear my tale of the Beefhead brown

As days grow short and darkness blooms

A woeful wrench emerges from the gloom

As winter's hand strengthens it's grip

The beefheaded man makes his devilish trip

Here he comes, the beefhead comes

Sound the horns and bang the drums

With his friend, Oxtail Sam

Sir Dunstan Hooves is the last of the clan

The beefhead comes this night

Cover my friends in fright

Beef for a face and beef for a head

Beef for arms and beef for legs

His sudden soul without a prayer
Rugged clothes and matted hair

Lit by the moonbeam

the towns folk throw their cream

Here he comes, the beefhead comes

Sound the horns and bang the drums

With his friend, Oxtail Sam

Sir Dunstan Hooves is the last of the clan

The beefhead comes this night

Cover my friends in fright

Dowsed in the delicious paste

He stumbles through the streets at haste

The women stand by with kettle and pan

to deliver us from this cursed man

Sir Dunstan lets the small birds fly

The creatures take his eyes

Here he comes, the beefhead comes

Sound the horns and bang the drums

With his friend, Oxtail Sam

Sir Dunstan Hooves is the last of the clan

The beefhead comes this night

Cover my friends in fright

The beefhead comes x6

The beefheads are coming in

Loudly singing moo

The beefheads are coming in

[???]

The beefheads are coming in

[???]
Beefy Boy

*Beefy Boy* is a platform game developed and published by Mitchell's for the Beef Boy handheld video game console. Players control the titular character of Beefy Boy on his quest to defeat the Evil Doctor Hospital and rescue the Princess. The game was published in 1987 in an effort by Mitchell's to compete with Japan's Kobe beef sales. A copy of the game, one out of "maybe eleven" was acquired by archivist Alex Neon, who keeps it in the International Beef Library. A demonstration of the gameplay was provided for the podcast by YouTube personality Retro Brian, one of the few owners of a rare Beef Boy console. Though the game was a commercial failure after its initial release, it has since been re-released by the Mitchell's corporation.

> *"Prepare to beef! See the Beef Boy! Defeat the nefarious Doctor Hospital! Save the planet! Destroy the planet! Escape the planet! Save the Princess! Be the Beef Boy!"* -advertisement for *Beefy Boy*
>
>
Episode 47 - Too Much Milk?

Jake Yapp, Amy Gledhill and Tom Neenan join in for this episode, in which we ask, can you have too much milk?

## Characters

* The Host
* Martin Carpet
* Dr Sam Archer
* Yvonne Sampson
* Talbert Sampson (mentioned)
* Kenny Baritone (mentioned)

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Jake Yapp
* Amy Gledhill
* Tom Neenan

## Trivia

* The Host consumes around 12 pints of milk a day.
* Dr Sam Archer is not as specific, but an estimate brings it to 8.5 pints of milk a day.
Bimpsie

Bimpsie is a mascot character created by Handcatch PR to promote the Beef and Dairy Network Podcast to a wider demographic. She was played by the actor Carol. Bimpsie's vocabulary is limited to her own name (after which there is often a "sparkle" sound effect), and on the podcast, she acted as a co-host to The Host, and had her own section, Bimpsie's dream. She was originally created to boost listenership to help the Network get out of its enormous debts to the Estonian government and the actor Ted Danson. She was designed to appeal to girls between the ages of 6 and 9, but became very popular with the farming community. In fact, several adult farmers assumed that Bimpsie was real, and one, in an interview, said that she had had the greatest impact on the farming community since the release of Mitchell's Granium, and an internet forum had been set up in her honour. After her first appearance, The Host began to have dreams about Bimpsie every night. Soon first portraying her, the actor Carol went missing, and was later found dead.

### Ambiguous Dream Sequence

In what seems to be a dream of The Host, he meets a mysterious entity calling itself "the narrator." The narrator then narrates as Bimpsie reappears over a hill, "ten times taller" and "every colour all at once." She is then taken away by a "spaceship," which is implied to be taking her back home to "the stars."

**The bonfire of The Actor Ted Danson**

Bimpsie appears over the wheat field of The Actor Ted Danson as it is engulfed in flames prior to harvesting the sun's energy. The Actor Ted Danson blames Bimpsie for the inferno.
Grainium

Grainium is a nutritional sand produced by Mitchell's Farm Supplies. It is similar to regular sand, but has flammable qualities.

## Sponsored Episodes

* Episode 39 - Live At London Agrimedia Con 2018
* Episode 40 - Beef Call
* Episode 41 - Beefy Boy
* Episode 43 - Bunny Stone
* Episode 44 - Michael Banyan Comes Home
* Episode 45 - Buying A Bull
* Episode 46 - Eli Roberts In Korea
* Episode 47 - Too Much Milk?
* Episode 49 - The Beef Hop
* Episode 50 - Your Host’s Fiftieth Episode
* Episode 52 - Tusk Henderson
* Episode 53 - Lesley Clocks

## Product Information

* Illegal in the EU.
* Turns into glass when heated and is recommended to be stored far away from buildings due to its flammability.
* When in contact with water, the steam produced can be so hot it can start a fire in the past. Cattle should not drink water right after consuming Grainium, or a kind of cement can form inside the cow.
* Can cause blindness if thrown into a person's face.
* Invented in 2016.

1. ↑ Episode 43 - Bunny Stone
2. ↑ Episode 39 - Live At London Agrimedia Con 2018
3. ↑ Episode 40 - Beef Call
4. ↑ Episode 43 - Bunny Stone
5. ↑ Episode 45 - Buying A Bull
6. ↑ Episode 44 - Michael Banyan Comes Home
7. ↑ Episode 52 - Tusk Henderson
Maxfundrive Extra Episode – Ask A Vet

MAXFUNDRIVE link: maximumfun.org/join

Because it’s #maxfundrive, here’s an extra episode made up of recordings of the “Ask A Vet” section from our live shows recorded in 2019.

Thanks to Mike Wozniak.

## Characters

* The Host
* Bob Trescothick
* Pip (audience member)
* Cindy (audience member)
* Sandra (audience member)
* Bernard (audience member)
* Tessa (audience member)
* Jenny (audience member)
* Bob (audience member)
* Gwen (audience member)
* Unnamed audience members x 2

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Mike Wozniak
* Audience members x 10 (though see trivia, below)

## Lyrics

### Ask a Vet theme song

Why does my cat look like Vincent Van Gogh?

Why does this dog have a hat? Can I take it off?

Why do these pigeons like to eat old ham?

Is this really a horse or is it a scam?

Why does this lion have gills and fins?

Why does my poodle like to eat from bins?

Why is my bird filled with delicious juice?

What do I do when my cow is on the loose?

**Chorus:**

Vet, Ask a Vet

Ask a Vet, Ask a Vet

Ask a Vet, Ask a Vet

Ask a Veeeeet

Vet, Ask a Vet

Ask a Vet, Ask a Vet (I'm asking a vet)

Ask a Vet, Ask a Vet (I'm down on my knees)

Ask a Veeeeet

You gotta help me

Why does my cat look at me with disdain?

Why is my goat in near-constant pain?

Why does my toad seem to hate it when I smile?

Why has my crab become infertile?

Why does my newt think it's a horse?

Why is my rabbit overcome with remorse?

Why am I getting attitude from my mouse?

Why is there a pig in every room of my house?

*Chorus*

You gotta help me

Why has my rat grown leathery wings?

Why is my hog wearing bejewlled rings?

Why is my duck so out of control?

Why does my finch like to puke in my bowl?

[First three verses repeat, overlapping with each other and the chorus]

You gotta help me

You gotta help me

You gotta help me

## Trivia

* While the questions from the audience are scripted, Mike Wozniak's answers as Bob are entirely improvised.
* These clips had not previously been released, in part because - according to Benjamin Partridge - the sound quality "isn't amazing on all of it".
* The clips come from three live episodes performed in 2019 at the Machynlleth Comedy Festival on May 4th, the Underbelly Festival London on June 1st, and the London Podcast Festival on September 15th (an edited version of which was released as Episode 51).
* Two of the audience members asking questions sound suspiciously like Nadia Kamil (she has encountered a python in the bedroom) and Henry Paker (he bought wasps for his nephew). They aren't credited, though, so it may just be audience members who sound like the actors.
* The actual episode title is *#maxfundrive Extra Episode - Ask a Vet*, but wiki formatting means this article's proper name can't begin with a hash/pound sign/octothorp, or a lowercase letter. Use "**Maxfundrive Extra Episode – Ask A Vet**" when linking.
Episode 10 - Gina Craig

Celia Pacquola, Nadia Kamil and Tom Neenan join in for this month’s episode in which we talk to Dr Sam Archer about how dangerous lamb really is before talking to Gina Craig, a resident of Boogoo Springs, South Australia, about how the world’s first cow mayor is doing after 6 months in the job.

## Characters

* The Host
* Tom from Bristol (letter)
* Sheila from Dundee (letter)
* Sophia Rainton
* Dr Sam Archer
* Gina Craig

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Celia Pacquola
* Nadia Kamil
* Tom Neenan
* David Mark
Baby Beef Lullaby

## Information

Slash Beef sings this song twice in Episode 72 - Paul Bowfin: once to his friend, Cedric (Gravy) and once to try and stop Glenjamin (his dolphin-hybrid son) from attacking him.

## Characters

Slash Beef

Glenjamin

## Lyrics

Baby beef

No matter where I am,

You're my baby beef,

My beefy little man.

No matter if you're small or scared, and shaking like a leaf,

I'll always be there for you, baby beef.

Baby beef

I'll always be your dad,

You're my baby beef,

My beefy little lad.

You're the greatest boy that ever lived, that is my belief,

I'll always be there for you baby beef.

Baby beef.
Steel Hoof Deluxe

Steel Hoof Deluxe is a hoof-strengthening supplement produced by Mitchell's Farm Supplies. The supplement makes cattle hooves as tough as iron and also makes your herd's skin bulletproof. It it highly popular for use on security cows.

#### Sponsored Episodes

* Episode 14 - A Matter Of Life And Death
* Episode 15 - Eli Roberts Goes Legit
* Episode 16 - Live At The London Agriculture Festival
* Episode 17 - Boffo’s Cow Circus
* Episode 18 - Munich Special
* Episode 24 - Wendy Axminster
* Episode 25 - Les Cheese’s Heart
* Episode 26 - Michael Banyan In Exile

#### Product Information

* Mascot: Alma the Steel Hoof Heifer
* Also advised as a supplement for human consumption: 1tbsp added to a weekly stroganoff is recommended for stronger teeth, nails, hair, bones, sinew, and an iron will.
* The original recipe was invented from chemicals and corn in 1952 by Atticus Mitchell.

1. ↑ Episode 14 - A Matter Of Life And Death
2. ↑ Episode 17 - Boffo’s Cow Circus
3. ↑ Episode 24 - Wendy Axminster
4. ↑ Episode 15 - Eli Roberts Goes Legit
5. ↑ Episode 26 - Michael Banyan In Exile
Bovine Farmer's Union

The Bovine Farmer's Union is an industry organization of cattle farmers. Members include many prominent figures in the beef industry such as Parsnip Flendercroft. The organization hosts the annual Beef Dinner & Barn Dance, and also selects and commissions the Bovine Poet Laureate.

## Notable Members

* Steve Cranthorpe
* Bernie Winstansen
* Pauline Krusts
* Roger Fledgecroft
* David Fledgecroft
* Sir Gooseberry
* Frank Timbernauld
* Paul Rundercrudge
* Pipper Flagon
* Malberry Craddock
* Parsnip Flendercroft
* Runyan Cradge
* Michael Hedgecliff
Crab of the Land

***Crab of the Land*** is the first published volume of works by Michael Banyan.

Pages 35-76 of the volume are notably completely blank.

## **Poems**

**Cow Grate**
Cow grate,

Come off it, mate.

You aren't great.

Your metal bars have turned these cows to prisoners,

This field into an Alcatraz,

That trough into a visiting area.

That dawdling frog,

a prison guard's dog.

That scampering shrew,

A bent prison screw.

That heron flying alone,

a hovering security camera drone.

That scarecrow on its stick,

the evil prison governor's dick.

That barbed wire fence,

its just still a barbed wire fence.

**Old Cow**
Wise old cow,

your udders have lost their rubberyness,

your hide no longer shines,

your hooves are grooved with countless miles of wandering.

Your tits gone dry from years of plundering.

Your eyes have lost their gloss,

but what have they seen? Those ancient eyes,

a man walk upon the moon,

Kennedy come and gone too soon,

the last chopper out of Saigon,

Margaret Thatcher and Major John,

Rock'n'roll, the pill, the NHS,

Lady Diana hopeful in her wedding dress.

Watergate, the Falklands, 9-11.

And then I remember,

that even the oldest cow was born in 1997.

**Caah**
Soft as a mother,

Smooth as a latte,

A beefy oblong with the eyes of an angel.

Black as night and white as snow,

You're like an edible domino,

Or a coat hanger whose burden isn't shirts, but meat.

Stand up. Raise a glass, and give yourself a hand,

You are the crab of the land.
Episode 57 – Introducing… Bimpsie!

Jason Mantzoukas, Natasha Hodgson, Jesse Thorn, Lucy Farrett and Tim Bick join in as we give the podcast a revamp and interview one of the most famous artists and futurists working today.

## Characters

* Host
* Melanie Handcatch
* Bradley Justin Robertson
* Billy the Krill
* Bimpsie/Carol
* Greg Plackett
* Unnamed voice-over man

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Jason Mantzoukas
* Natasha Hodgson
* Jesse Thorn
* Lucy Farrett
* Tim Bick

## Notes

Shortly after recording, Bimpsie fell in love with the Duolingo owl and she's taking some time off to look after the two kids they've already had (Bimpsie's eggs hatch fast!) Congratulations B!
Episode 20 - Lamb Investigation Special

Rose Matafeo, Tom Neenan, Jesse Thorn, Tom Crowley and Nigel Crowle join in this month for a lamb investigation documentary feature special.

**Sponsor**
None

**Characters**
Host

Dr Sam Archer

Ted Busk

Leonard Neuvaux

Jessica

Barry Gore

**Actors**
Benjamin Partridge

Rose Matafeo

Tom Neenan

Jesse Thorn

Tom Crowley

Nigel Crowle
Autoestima y el amor por sí mismo.

"Amar y crecer, eso es la autoestima" con estas palabras abre su video el doctor Pepe Cruz.

Habla de la seguridad que debemos de tener cada uno de nosotros. La seguridad propia nos permite realizar muchas cosas, a veces lo único que nos detiene para lograr grandes cosas somos nosotros, hay grandes logros que podemos alcanzar si tan sólo lo intentamos, y para eso necesitamos confiar en nosotros mismos. Hay varias razones por las que muchas personas no son seguras, debido a como está definida la sociedad, crecemos bajo una serie de paradigmas, donde estos pueden limitarnos e impedirnos desarrollarnos de manera apropiada, provocando duda en nosotros y opacando la seguridad en nosotros mismos. Esto puede surgir en cualquiera de nuestros diferentes círculos sociales, ya sea en nuestra familia, con nuestros “amigos”, entre compañeros o, en general, en la sociedad, por las condiciones bajo las que vivimos. Todos tenemos un conjunto de características que nos hacen quienes somos, y que sean buenas o malas es muy relativo, así que nosotros mismos debemos valorar cada una de ellas aprovecharlas para ser alguien mejor. La seguridad nos abre muchas puertas, el camino de la vida está libre para aquel que confía en sí mismo y no tiene miedo del fracaso, pues sabe que todo lo puede lograr porque es una persona totalmente capaz. Podemos ver que la seguridad en uno mismo es algo muy poderoso y una parte importante de la autoestima, lo más importante para que realicemos todo lo que nos proponemos es amarnos y creer en nosotros mismos.
La confianza en sí mismo y en los demás.

Al inicio del video damos un pequeño repaso de los temas abordados en los primeros tres videos de esta serie.

Algo de suma importancia es la confianza, si nos amamos a nosotros mismos, si tenemos autoestima, nuestra confianza será fuerte, y de esto habla el cuarto vide de autoestima del Dr. Pepe Cruz. Los humanos somos seres sociales, convivimos con una gran cantidad de gente y así encontraremos diferentes tipos de personas a lo largo de nuestra vida. Desde que nacemos, toda interacción que tenemos tiene un gran impacto en nosotros, a medida que vamos creciendo, nos vamos formando a partir de lo que nos rodea, las palabras y las acciones de la gente a nuestro alrededor son de suma importancia para nuestra confianza. Las palabras de nuestros seres queridos deben generar armonía, así se forna la confianza, y así debemos también externar nuestras ideas. Un ambiente armónico se logra cuando todos lo buscamos, ya sea con nuestra familia, con nuestros amigos o con nuestra pareja, es tan importante que que todos ellos nos traten de manera amable, que nos apoyen y que sus palabras sean reparadoras, así como es de importante que nosotrs busquemos lo mismo para ellos, así hay confianza, así podemos hablar con los demás buscando siempre el bienestar común. Podemos ver lo importante que es la confianza en distintos aspectos de la sociedad, la confianza se genera a partir de nuestros seres queridos, pero no se limita a estos. La sociedad en la que vivimos se rige bajo un conjunto de leyes y creencias, y si las analizamos, su fin es el de generar confianza a todos los habitantes que rigen. Las leyes procuran que podamos confiar en los demás al caminar en las calles, al simplemente ir por la vida dentro de un territorio. Las creencias procuran darle esperanza a la gente, darle confianza para seguir adelante, para perseguir un fin. La confianza es poder, una persona con confianza es una persona capaz, al tener confianza, nuestros límites son opacados y podemos llegar más lejos. Ese es el gran poder de la confianza, la cual se sustenta con valores. En las relaciones debe haber valores para que haya confianza, debemos ser respetuosos y tolerantes para crear la armonía deseada en las relaciones, pues sí no hay valores, no hay confianza y, por lo tanto, no hay relación. En conclusión, la confianza es una parte muy importante del autoestima y, como todo aspecto humano, es muy frágil, así que requiere un gran esfuerzo formarla y mantenerla, pero sin duda es algo que todos necesitamos y con ella somos capaces de realizar cosas increíbles.
Video 2

Se ha visto que a corta edad, las personas tienen un pensamiento más volátil y dinámico, lo cual puede ofrecer diversas soluciones a un mismo problema. Buscar un pensamiento unidireccional opaca esta habilidad y a mediana edad ya es más difícil de usar debido a nuestra formación.

A lo largo de la historia, la humanidad se ha organizado de distintas maneras, formando sociedades con diferentes reglas o paradigmas cada una, lo cual se aplica también a la enseñanza que, en la actualidad, a pesar de llenarnos de conocimientos puede truncar nuestra inteligencia. La sociedad, actualmente, tiene una estructura bien definida, así los conocimientos que debemos adquirir siguen un orden estricto, obligándonos a tener cierto tipo de pensamiento, pero no todos pensamos de la misma manera, hay personas cuyo pensamiento coincide con el deseado por las instituciones, pero muchas otras tienen otro tipo de inteligencia que, al no ser requerido, se ve opacado, y esta inteligencia podría ser realmente útil a lo largo de nuestra vida: el pensamiento lateral. Ser nos enseña a pensar hacia un objetivo, de una manera unilateral, se nos enseña que para cada problema hay una solución única y estructurada, pero esto no es necesariamente cierto.

Concluyo que es muy importante no perder el pensamiento volátil y dinámico, pues es necesario en cualquier problema que se nos presente.
Video 1

Las personas tenemos diferentes características, así aprendemos de manera diferente y también tenemos diferentes objetivos.

Debido a las características de cada persona, tanto alumnos como profesores, las clases impartidas en las universidades no son completamente aprovechadas.

En nuestra vida adquirimos conocimiento de diversas formas, el mundo actual está formado de tal manera que en él existe una gran cantidad de instituciones educativas, formándonos desde corta edad. Las universidades son las instituciones educativas donde se nos prepara directamente para nuestra vida profesional, donde aplicaremos nuestros conocimientos para contribuir a la sociedad. Hay persona dentro de las universidades que están deseosas de conocimiento, por lo que las clases les son de gran interés y utilidad, pero también existen alumnos que pasan por estas instituciones sólo como un requisito, y planean hacer sólo lo suficiente para poder seguir adelante en la vida, viendo las clases más como un requisito. Esto parecería indicar que el aprendizaje de los estudiantes depende de ellos mismos y sus deseos por aprender, lo cual tiene mucho sentido, pero no es del todo cierto. Claro que el conocimiento no puede ser transmitido si aquel que lo posee no sabe cómo transmitirlo, así que los profesores también deben estar atentos a las formas de aprendizaje de sus alumnos. Los profesores deben pensar en la forma de poder captar la atención de sus alumnos, pero ¿cómo saber si realmente aprenden? En las instituciones educativas se suelen aplicar exámenes para evaluar el aprendizaje de los alumnos, pero algunos alumnos encuentran la manera de aparentar haber adquirido el conocimiento necesario y hacen que estas pruebas no sean del todo efectivas, por lo que los profesores no sólo deben buscar la manera óptima de enseñar, sino que deben buscar también la manera correcta de evaluar el aprendizaje, utilizando métodos que no permitan atajos y fomenten así el aprendizaje.

Concluimos que el aprendizaje es un proceso muy complejo, en el cual influyen una infinidad de factores, por lo que no podemos controlarlos todos, pero sin duda podemos propiciar el aprendizaje de muchas maneras, y la transmisión de conocimientos en las instituciones educativas es un trabajo conjunto de profesores y alumnos.
San Beifong

**San Beifong** is the eldest son of Bolin and Opal Beifong and twin to Samir Beifong.

## Trivia

* San and Samir are one of two pairs of twins to bend different elements. The other is that formed by Rei and Ling Ling.

## References

1. ↑ "We’ve built a brief timeline explaining how we get from the end of Korra’s story to the beginning of Genji’s! We’ve split it up into two parts and we’ll also be doing an AMA with each post to answer some of your questions about this new information 😁🙌" - The Legend of Genji (@legendofgenjiofficial) • Instagram photos and videos (www.instagram.com)
2. ↑ "What happened to Bolin? Years after the events of Book 4, Bolin has his own little Beifong clan with Opal! His children have a wide variety of bending skills, with one lavabender, one metalbender, and two airbenders. Bolin was very excited to be able to call Toph "grandma" after marrying into the family, and he and Opal even named their youngest daughter in her honor." - The Legend of Genji (@legendofgenjiofficial) • Instagram photos and videos (www.instagram.com)
Rei

**Rei** is the daughter of Ikki and the twin of Ling Ling.

## History

### Early life

When Rei turned out to be a waterbender, her mother Ikki asked her aunt Kya to train her which she agreed to do.

## Trivia

* Rei and Ling Ling are one of two pairs of twins to bend different elements. The other is that formed by San and Samir Beifong.

## References

1. ↑ "This second part gives a brief overview of what happened to the world after Avatar Korra's sudden and mysterious passing. And, it gives a quick glimpse at how each of our main six characters ended up where they are when the story starts 👀🤔" - The Legend of Genji (@legendofgenjiofficial) • Instagram photos and videos (www.instagram.com)
Episode 29 - Professor Colin Plenty

Kevin Eldon joins in for this episode in which we speak to Professor Colin Plenty from the British Farming Rare Breeds Society about the recent sighting of the rare pygmy cow.

## Characters

* The Host
* Professor Colin Plenty
* 12x Unnamed Answerphone Callers

## Actors

* Benjamin Partridge
* Kevin Eldon
* Gemma Arrowsmith
* Gareth Gwynn
* Mark Turetsky
* Dan James
* Jo Gleedle
* Paulino Rayas-Garcia
* Lauren Hancock
* Randall Cooper
* Andy Pond
* Jessica Autis
* Joshua Smith
* Susan Godfrey
Arraigo sexual

El descubrimiento sexual de los individuos ocurre entre los 12 y 16 años, cuando se hace no bienhechora como consecuencia se ve afectada en nuestra capacidad de ser felices.

Es importante hablar del arraigo sexual, que tiene que ver con nuestras raíces y nuestra identidad.

Cuando no hablamos de nuestra sexualidad se pueden presentar trastornos.

Al hablar de la sexualidad, hablamos de sueños húmedos, masturbación, fantasías sexuales, preferencias sexuales negadas, inclinaciones sexuales diferentes, etc.

La única regla básica es que suceda en plenitud, ejercida entre dos adultos responsables y respetuosos, no lastimando a terceros y debe ser voluntario sin victimizar a nadie

El primer eje es conócete y conoce tu sexualidad y gozarla, el segundo eje es una ética donde se respeta la decisión de tener un acercamiento sexual y ambas partes lo gocen, el tercer eje es la comprensión de la fisiología del cuerpo femenino y masculino.
Behind the Cow's Face

**Behind the Cow's Face: *The Hoof, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Hoof/Truth*** is Michael Banyan's tell-all memoir describing the events that led to him going into hiding from the Bovine Farmer's Union.

To purchase the book, readers will need to visit the dark web at the following address:

> https://en...\‘michaeluppercase/**behindthecowsfaceinitalics**/eufg₯₯₯
>
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