Kid Flippz

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### **Family**

Tony the Milkman (father)
Doris (mother)

## Stats

### **Gimmick**

High Flier

**Kid Flippz** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. He was a young man from Puddington in Yorkshire known for his passion for skateboarding and 90s slang. 'Kid Flippz' was not the boy's given name, but he chose it for himself.

Kid worked hard every day, and often flipped cows when he came home. During his wrestling career, he forced his father, Tony the Milkman, to retire so he could be a better dad. Like his father, he had milk in his blood. He had a more present mother, Doris. Kid was killed during a match by a falling lantern that had been loosened by Jurgen Flopp, and died in his father's arms.

> Cowabunga!
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> Kid Flippz, Welcome To City British Wrestling

## Appearance

He wore a neon green backwards cap with the top cut off to show his bleached blond hair. He also wore a red bandana with two holes to form a ninja-turtle-like mask, as well as a tie dye tee and backwards denim jeans. Kid could sometimes be seen with a flying skateboard, and sometimes with the one he made as a small child. He wore light-up shoes.

## Biography

### Early life

   Doris brought baby Kid with her to the first Calcium Chompionship match between Tony the Milkman and Jurgen Flopp. After Tony beat Jurgen, she showed him Kid. Tony assumed the boy was his. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

Kid has said that he grew up without a dad, but was "raised by a good woman" to respect his elders and protect his friends. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*)

Many years ago, Tony stopped at Doris' house. When she answered the door, Kid was tugging on her skirt. Kid asked what his real job was, and he said he was from City British Wrestling. Kid said he wanted to be in CBW when he grew up, and Tony promised to teach him if he learnt another craft. Kid chose skateboarding, and did a flip on a kitchen tray. Tony taught him the other half of the Full Churn on Doris, and Kid gave Tony a tiny wooden skateboard he made.

On a rainy day when he was grounded for grinding on the banisters, he saw Tony arrive on his milk float and give a parcel to his mum. Weeks later, on his birthday, he opened the parcel. It contained a tie-dye t-shirt that was too big for him with a note that said "you'll grow into it," and an invitation to try out for City British Wrestling on the note's back.

He went to medical flip school for 7 years to learn how to help people while skateboarding. (*The Regal Wrangle*)

### Staying in CBW

Kid was first seen skateboarding down the ramp at Sunday Night Lightning to save Tony, whose skull was being crushed by Apex. Kid flipped over the ropes and landed on Apex's hands, breaking some of his fingers. Apex tossed Kid out of the ring then won the match, but attacked Tony again. Kid stopped Apex by crowd surfing into the back of his head. QC interrupted this and proposed that Kid and The Denimatrix would fight to stay in the company. This way, QC could get rid of at least one "troublemaker."

Later, he tried to persuade Tony to retire because he didn't want to lose his dad. He asked if Tony would be in his corner that night, and Tony said he would.

However, he saw at the match against Denim that his mentor wasn't there. During the fight, Denim decimated his nose with her knee, and he noticed that there was milk in his blood. He was eventually able to perform his finisher to pin her and win. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*)

### Fear of losing father

The next week, Kid wrestled Apex. At the start of the match, Apex lifted Kid off the ground by his throat. Kid gestured to Doris who threw a jar of Silky Bastard handcream at the referee's head so Kid could kick Apex in the bollocks, but they were too dense with muscle. Apex moved to drop Kid on his head. However, Denim arrived on a giant lorry full of denim clothes and covered the ring in a sea of soft denim. The match ended with no clear winner.

In the locker room again, Tony and Kid had an argument. Tony had been meant to be in Kid's corner for his match against Denim. Tony said management had told him that if he lost his next match, he would be forced to retire. Kid said "maybe they're right," as he didn't want Tony to hurt himself and wanted a better, more present father. After an argument involving Doris, Tony walked away.

During Tony's match against Stretch Farmstrong, Kid came down the ramp with a white towel. This made Tony angry, and when Kid tried to wipe up Tony's blood after he executed a Full Churn and won, Tony shouted at him. Kid left, and heard his mentor's winning speech; he did a sad kickflip.

Later, Tony lay in a hospital bed, being attended to by Bitch Doctor and Fight Nurse. Kid entered the room to comfort Tony, and Doris came with him. Bitch Doctor told them that if Tony tried to wrestle again, he may die. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

### The Regal Wrangle

Kid entered the Regal Wrangle by skating down a ramp and landing on Valhalla Kadabra's head. He cracked his father's shoulders back into place using a medical flip and he and Tony ran at Valhalla for a double clothesline which didn't work. Kid, Tony, and Denim worked together to bring him down, with Kid finishing him with his Live and Superkicking move. While Kid celebrated, Denimatrix tried to push him out of the ring, but he landed on the top rope.

While Tony and Kid had a flashback in real time, Denimatrix was punched so hard by Girder that she almost knocked out Kid of the ring. However, Tony caught him and launched him back to hit Denimatrix, empowered by his fatherly love. Denimatrix fell unconscious, but she later regained consciousness and smashed Kid and Tony's heads together. They responded with a Full Curdle but she escaped.

Later, Kid proposed to Tony that they do the Full Churn on Denim. Tony passed out from the exertion, and Kid called for Fight Nurse to carry Tony out of the ring. When Golden Joe asked Kid to help eliminate Pylon, Kid was too concerned about his dad to care. However, he remembered getting his tie-dye tee from Tony and used this memory to run up Joe's chest, grab Pylon and eliminate her. Kid and Doris nodded at each other. Denim kicked Kid out of the ring while he was distracted, and he ran up the ramp to find his dad. (*The Regal Wrangle*)

### Fighting to stop Tony

Kid walked into his match against Silver Bro with no skateboard and with his cap the right way round. He told Bro to "take care of your family before they're gone." After two shoulder blocks and some advice from guest ref Golden Joe, Bro pinned Kid. Joe was distracted and Kid reversed the pin, but Joe counted this very slowly. Kid berated them for taking their family for granted and weakly attacked Joe. Bro finished Kid with the Silver Spooner, and Joe did a quick count this time. Kid ran up the ramp after losing.

He stormed to management to ask QC to cancel Tony's match. He said he cared about Tony much more than management, but QC retorted that management didn't care at all. Kid said he would atack Tony's opponent to disqualify them in Tony's next match. QC backhanded Kid, then said Tony's match would be hardcore. Kid said the milk would be on QC's hands.

Later, he ran in to Tony's match against Christian Outrage, superkicked Tony unconscious and pulled Christian on top of him in an attempt to make his dad lose. Tony came to, punched Christian away, and argued with Kid. Kid stormed off but returned when Christian was about to powerbomb Tony. He smashed a milk bottle over Christian's head, and Tony cracked Christian over the head with Kid's wooden skateboard, then pinned him to win.

Kid took the microphone and said he would stop Tony at the Colossal Tussle if he did not stop himself, and would use what Tony taught him. Tony said he had more tricks up his sleeve, but Kid said he'd "send you home, where you belong." They went to talk about it in the car. (*Kid Flippz Vs The Milkman*)

### The Colossal Tussle

Kid and Tony faced off at Tony's retirement match at the Colossal Tussle. Kid entered from a manhole on a jetpack, with a banner that said "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD." He skateboarded on the ceiling and threw Pop Tarts and pogs. He urged his father to "think about home," and to lay down. On the bell, they shook hands.

When Tony went for a lock up, Kid instead pinned him. As the referee began to count, he thought about the first Sunday roast they'd have, glazed with milk. He imagined Tony's eyes, and saw that if Tony retired, a part of him would never come back. Just before the three count, he released the hold.

He begged Tony to lay down, but Tony refused. He pinned Tony again but released him on the two count. He told Tony to at least fight him, as he wanted his whole dad to come home, not just semi-skimmed. Kid caused several breakages in Tony's body with a variety of moves, as his dad almost cheered him on. When he couldn't follow through with a Spanish Fly, Tony tripped him. Content that his dad got a move in, he hit him with the Fresh Prince as well as his finisher, dealing more damage. Tony was proud. Kid hooked his leg and bellowed at the ref to count.

The count went through. Tony stopped the medics from carrying him away and raised Kid's hand. Kid caught Tony as he fell, and raised his father's hand in return. Tony said to the crowd that they were like a second family to him, but that he had a family that was much closer; Doris and Kid. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

### City British hiatus

During the two-year hiatus of City British Wrestling, Kid did many warm-up matches. Despite this, he slowly stopped doing as many flips and cartwheels, and stopped saying "cowabunga." This was likely due to the fact that Tony did not go to any of his warm-up matches, and the father and son had grown more distant as Tony failed to be a present father due to his retirement from wrestling. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

### City British return and death

When City British Wrestling returned to screens, Kid found Tony watching his old VCR tapes, and was angered that Tony couldn't stop watching himself wrestle. Kid said that catchprhrases like his "cowabunga" one were like wrestlers, because they got old. He left to warm up for his next match against The Fisherwoman.

He walked into the match looking for Tony, and slowly skateboarded to the ring, spelling out "sad boy" with a trail of flammable liquid. He said nothing to the crowd. Throughout the match, he looked for his as-yet-absent father. On the bell, he hit a wonderful Twin Peaks drop kick and attempted a Smells Like Teen Spirit Bomb, but she crushed him and threw him into the water around the ring by his jaw. He performed a Gruyère Bodily Harm, then put her in a Freaks and Tweaks sharp shooter and a DDBrie.

Kid mounted the turnbuckle for a Heart Shaped Flops finisher. He finally saw Tony as the crowd chanted "Kid! Kid! Do a flip!" As he leapt into the air, there was a clank from above him and he looked like a legend. Unbeknownst to him, a lantern Jurgen Flopp had loosened earlier fell, and crunched into his skull. Tony ran into the ring, and a bleeding Kid asked if he won. Tony said "you're always winning to me, boy." Kid said "cowa-," and fell still. He was taken away by Bitch Doctor and her medics. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

### Funeral

At his funeral the week after his death, his skateboard-shaped coffin was carried by six mallbearers around the ring and followed by a procession of all the City British Wrestling members.

Denim said Kid was the only wrestler she could have lost her title to, and placed one of her stiletto horn heels onto the coffin. New wrestler Mable Syrup had never met Kid, but could tell he was a great guy. Golden Joe claimed Kid was his best friend and said Kid had told him he wanted Joe to be the next City British Champion. Silver Bro said Kid's death made him think about his own family, and said he might do a flip to pay his respects, "for the good guys." Tony said Kid was the future of the business, that Kid worked every day until the cows came home, and that when the cows came home he flipped them. He said that being Kid's dad was the best title he'd ever won, and placed his broken skateboard on the coffin. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

### Legacy

Tony was very damaged by Kid's death. After the funeral, Tony said he was an udder failure as a father, and that Flippz was the one that did all the work. He wanted to fight Jurgen to the death at the Colossal Tussle, even if it meant he would die. (*Let's Do A Sad!*) At Tony's second Calcium Chompionship against Jurgen, he said Kid was "fookin fearless" and drank the bottle of milk he had milked 18 years ago to celebrate finding out he had a son. This gave him enough power to defeat Jurgen. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

Fred the Postman claimed that Kid meant a lot to the old guard of CBW. This group of older wrestlers including Albert Hall tried to avenge Kid by each fighting Jurgen, to no avail. (*Let's Do A Sad!*, *Wrestlers' Court*)

Jurgen Flopp denied killing Kid, despite interrogations by the CBPD. He had become enured to death over the years, and seemed to show no remorse. (*Let's Do A Sad!*) Flopp did not confess to murdering Kid until Tony forced it out of him at the next Colossal Tussle, after he had entered the match to Kid's entrance music and later chanted Kid's name during the match to taunt Tony. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

Silver Bro did attempt to honour the promise he made at Kid's funeral to do a flip, which he did during The Precious Metals' match against The Transatlantic Champions. He tried a moonsault from the top rope but was too big and fell flat on his face. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

Golden Joe, on the other hand, claimed to have been Kid's best friend, mostly in an attempt to draw a positive response from the crowd. (*Let's Do A Sad!*) He later began using the promo code "KIDFLIPPZ" to promote his sponsor, Dick Power Chewies. (*A Regal Engagement*)

## Entrances

Kid often began his matches by skating into the ring and doing a flip, with some extra effects on the side. He often looked for his mum and dad in the crowd, and became dejected if his dad was not there.

## Signature moves

* **Live and Kicking** - A springboard drop kick.
* **Heart-Shaped Floppz**, formerly **Clarissa Explains It All Moonsault** - A moonsault before which Kid said "ey up, Sam!"
* **Round the Twist** - A double corkscrew moonsault.
* **Live and Superkicking** - A springboard kick.
* **Fresh Prince** - He gained momentum on his skateboard to do a flying double kick to his opponent's face.
* **Twin Peaks** - A double-leg drop kick.
* **Smells Like Teen Spirit Bomb** - A spirit bomb.
* **Gruyère Bodily Harm** - A diving tornado DDT.
* **Freaks and Tweaks** - A sharp shooter.
* **DDBrie** - A DDT.

1. ↑ The name 'Kinder Flippy' was coined by Jurgen Flopp after he killed Kid.
2. ↑ Given that the Calcium Chompionship was 18 years ago and Kid was a baby at that time, it is reasonable to say Kid was about 18 when we last saw him.