ConnorEatsPants

**ConnorEatsPants** (a.k.a "Connor") is a variety Twitch streamer on SMPEarth. He is a SMPLive veteran and is the founder of the faction ConnorEsports.

## Goals

Connor wants to explore the planet and to circumnavigate the world.

He also wishes to build up his Whiteboard.

## History

### Day 1

Connor claimed the island of Sicily (just off the coast of Italy) amidst his confusion regarding the factions. He created the faction ConnorEsports, and promptly allied with Sneegsnag, ItsAsaii, and King\_Burren, who were all in nearby areas. Connor then fled to Mexico to kill 24FramesofNick. He spent the rest of the first day exploring the world.

### Day 4

Connor returned to SMPEarth after the Day 2 faction reset, and reclaimed the island of Sicily for ConnorEsports. Upon reestablishing his faction, he added his new Twitch subscribers from the stream to The Whiteboard.

### Day 5

Connor expanded his whiteboard outside of his house and then went to build a Christmas tree within the ConnorEsports faction. After discovering that fire spread was off, he set it on fire to provide lighting. Connor promised to go to Brazil- a promise fulfilled on Day 36.

### Day 32

After being gone for so long, Connor decided to check out what was new on the server. He learned that the moon exists but couldn't go there. Remembering guns were added, he went ahead and purchased a Deagle. Unfortunately, he couldn't afford the ammo for it. While touring the Ancient Stronghold, his chat dared him to jump in the large underground cavern beneath it, so he ender pearled down, but later had trouble getting out. When he finally made it to the upper floor, he accidentally launched his minecart to outer space, he later met Technoblade and he was given 12 diamonds as a charity. Techno also offered to give him better armor, but Connor refused, insisting that his armor is good. Wanting to test the Deagle, he asked Techno for permission to shoot a chicken, but he accidentally killed Alfred when shooting at Derrick using bullets supplied by Technoblade. He wisely and hastily made his way out of the base via the Boomer Bridge.

Pete came over while Techno was counting down to Connor's demise and donated a minecart so Connor could escape. Connor rode the rails to Australia, not really knowing where he's going. During the railway chase, Connor repeatedly expressed his regrets regarding the incident and that it was an accident. Connor exclaimed that he is willing to be an Alfred replacement, but Technoblade refused because he could not in fact lay eggs. When the rails ended, an intense aerial pursuit took place as Connor began to play very appropriate music in the background for his chat. He proposed a classic standoff to resolve the issue as they hovered over the Indonesian archipelago. Despite this proposal, Connor found it difficult to control and land his plane and repeatedly tried to shoot Technoblade on a tree with the Deagle. He later showed the Antarctic Empire video evidence of the incident, as Connor insisted that Alfred died of a heart attack from Derick getting shot at. Eventually, Connor managed to land in a tree after taking multiple shots at Technoblade, he turned his back and he was knocked off falling to his death.

Connor respawned at his Sicilian base and invited the Antarctic Empire to come to visit. Once Pete and Techno arrived with his items, he gave them a tour of his magnificently layered house, he temporarily unclaimed a chunk of his house to allow Technoblade to advertise his Youtooz merchandise via custom map art, and added both Techno and Pete to his whiteboard. After flexing his poverty, he stole one of the planes and flew off to northern Africa, but fell to his death after Pete despawned it. Techno then accompanied him to the site of his death to retrieve the items by following trails of autoclaim that Connor forgot to turn off.

As they traveled back to Sicily, the Antarctic Empire was suddenly made an enemy of the Corvarian Empire. All of a sudden, the trio was ambushed by an unexpected party consists of KaraCorvus of the Corvarian Empire, Svyoshi of the German Empire and Wuna301 of the Packle. Although he remained neutral, Connor was made an enemy by both the German and Corvarian Empires due to his presence around Technoblade and the ambush team continued attacking him. The attacks would later be known as the Sicily Ambush.

Connor left the game shortly after the ambush died down when Techno left the game. He was bewildered as to why the attacks were done on his base, stating that he had been previously antagonized by the Antarctic Empire. Kara replied that he had been in a call with them, hence regarded equally as an enemy. He finally logged out and proceeded to play another game (Animal Crossing) for his stream, expressing cringe at getting BM'd by the Minecraft players that ambushed and attacked him for no reason.

### Day 36

Connor "lay siege" on the Parisian Eiffel Tower by writing a sign saying "this sucks lol". He later claimed Brazil for ConnorEsports. He claimed all but Rio, currently owned by the Corvarian Empire.

## Trivia

* Connor does, in fact, not eat pants.
	+ You are NOT funny if you ask this or say "eat pant conar" or "conar eat pant"
		- *(Seriously. Don't get banned from twitch chat for thinking you're a comedic genius.)*
* Connor has displayed a pattern of behavior in killing chickens
* Connor owns the most superior house on the server due to its amazingly abstract architecture, layering, and time spent on the build.

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