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Save the Right (Song)

## Audio/Video

### Video

**Save the Right** is a song sung in the episode Save the Right.

## Lyrics

♪ What do we stand for? ♪

♪ Why do we fight? ♪

♪ To protect the lives ♪

♪ Of rich men who are white ♪

♪ So Rush Limbaugh ♪

♪ Can sleep sound at night ♪

♪ And we are never

held accountable ♪

♪ For a joke we made in front

of a biracial co-worker ♪

♪ This is why we fight ♪

♪ For Proud Boys

and alt-rights ♪

♪ For rich white men ♪

♪ And rich white men's wives ♪

♪ Why ♪

♪ We ♪

♪ Fight ♪

♪ Save ♪

♪ The ♪

♪ Right ♪

♪ I used to feel like

I could walk the Earth ♪

♪ Like a human God ♪

♪ Now I still am a human God ♪

♪ But I feel like I'm not ♪

♪ Why ♪

♪ We ♪

♪ Fight ♪

♪ Leave Meghan McCain alone ♪

♪ Save ♪

♪ The right ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ We gotta save the right ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪
Hillary 2020

**Hillary 2020** is the fifth episode of the third season of the series.

## Plot Synopsis

*After Michael Bloomberg's campaign stumbles, he enlists Hillary Clinton to take up the billionaire cause and launch a run for president. Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway and Larry Kudlow grow tired of defending the president and enlist Elon Musk to create an Oval Office simulator to distract Trump.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton

Michael Bloomberg

Kellyanne Conway

Larry Kudlow

Bill Clinton

Chelsea Clinton (debut)

Bernie Sanders

Elizabeth Warren

Pete Buttigieg

Amy Klobuchar

Elon Musk

Jake Tapper

Charlie the Virtual White House Mascot (debut)

## Song(s)

* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** The Democratic Debate in Las Vegas Nevada. Michael Bloomberg plays an ad during it, and Amy body-slams Pete.*
* ***Title Gag:** Joe's ears are bleeding, but he doesn't notice. He says to the audience, "Hey folks, give me a heads-up if my ears start bleeding, would ya?"*
* This is the 4th episode to have a character's name in the title.
Trump Tower-Moscow

**Trump Tower-Moscow** is the first episode of the second season of the series. It aired on May 12, 2019.

## Plot Synopsis

*The president longs for his Trump Tower Moscow, construction of which he was forced to halt after he was elected, and tries to continue the project, despite it being illegal. Meanwhile, Democratic Party leaders Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi turn to Democratic House member Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on how to communicate with the youth.*

## Appearances

* Donald Trump
* Melania Trump
* Donald Trump Jr.
* Eric Trump
* Ivanka Trump
* Stephen Miller
* Vladimir Putin
* Mike Pence
* Karen Pence
* Sarah Huckabee Sanders
* John Bolton
* Anderson Cooper
* Nancy Pelosi
* Chuck Schumer
* Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
* Rudy Giuliani
* Chuck Todd (debut)
* Wolf Blitzer
* Jeff Bezos (debut)
* Bill Shine (debut)
* Jonathan Van Ness (debut) (special guest)
* Kellyanne Conway (debut)
* Wilbur Ross (debut)
* Susan Collins (debut)

## Song(s)

* It Would Have Been My Tower
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** The president reacts to the New York Times obtaining ten years worth of his tax returns, him being behind all his 2020 challengers in the polls, and Robert Mueller being set to testify before Congress.*
* ***Title Gag:***
* This is the first episode of Season 2.
* Jonathan Van Ness appears as a special guest star.
* This is the 3rd episode to have a character's name in the title.
Why Does Trump Have To Go?

## Audio/Video

### Video

**Why Does Trump Have To Go?** is a song sung by Steve Doocy in the episode Impeachment.

## Background

It is sung by the Fox and Friends, in there support for Donald Trump, who was in danger of getting impeached.

## Lyrics

♪ A phone call rang out ♪

♪ And the President answered ♪

♪ It was Zelensky talking Javelins ♪

♪ And someone wrote down a transcript ♪

♪ Of the President asking

for an illegal favor ♪

♪ And now Nancy Pelosi's calling

that impeachable behavior ♪

♪ Whoa, Why does Trump have to go? ♪

♪ Just because he committed the crimes ♪

♪ And admitted the crimes ♪

- ♪ Doesn't mean he should go ♪

- ♪ Doesn't mean he should go ♪

Hold on, Brian. That's

a rental, take it easy.

Brian, I think you're going a

little too hard on that thing.

♪ Why does Trump have to go? ♪

That was a big deposit, Brian.

Please take it easy.

♪ Why does Trump have to go? ♪

Lighter, Brian, lighter.

Little more of a touch.

Fine, this is on you.

I'm gonna blame you, Brian.

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Characters Mentioned:** Nancy Pelosi, Donald Trump, Brian Kilmeade*
* This is the first song of season 3.
Steven Mnuchin

**Steven Mnuchin** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

He has a stuck-up snooty attitude, and believes that a person's wealth and appearance are very important. He loves to flaunt his wealth.

## Trivia

* He apparently thinks his wife is a terrible actor.
* He throws great parties.
* He's got pornos based on every movie he's ever produced.
* He once paid to have a cow pushed off a cliff with a huge shovel. (He thought it'd be funny... it was just "ok.")

## Quotes

"Poor people are gross! So let's put smallpox all over pennies!"

"Whatever color pill you ate this morning, eat a *different* color, or it's 25th Amendment for you!" - to President Trump
Donald Trump Jr.

* Current
* 90s
* Younger
* Youngest

### Relatives

Donald Trump (father), Melania Trump (step-mother), Eric Trump (younger brother), Ivana Trump (mother), Vanessa Trump (ex-wife), Ivanka Trump (younger sister), Jared Trump (brother-in-law), five unnamed children

## Physical description

### Hair Color

Dark Brown

**Donald John Trump Jr.** aka **Don Jr** is a main character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Donald Jr. was born on December 31, 1977, to Donald and Ivana Trump.

## Personality

Don Jr. is essentially an overgrown fratboy. A spoiled brat, he frequently engages in childish behaviors, especially with his brother Eric.

He has also inherited his father's sadistic and very out dated beliefs. He desperately craves attention, due to not getting any from his father as a child.

## Trivia

* Donald once slapped him after he underordered at Chili's.
* He once urinated from a balcony onto a Quinceanera.
* He doesn't know what's going on with his stock portfolio.
* He was born on New Years Eve.
* Donald has admitted to considering Don Jr. to be the smartest child.
* He has never been disciplined in his entire life.
* He claims to have hunted cows before.
* He was divorced by Vanessa for cheating on her.

## Quotes

"Eric, stop looking at me, I'm looking at you!"

"What's Albert, without Einstein?"

"I don't meet, I just... AM!"

"Hell yeah!" - his catchphrase

"Well, butt-chug me sideways!"

"Don't worry dad... I ate the anus."

"It's Russian Collusion Day!" - on well, Russian Collusion Day
Charlie the Virtual White House Mascot

**Charlie the Virtual White House Mascot** is a character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Kellyanne Conway and Larry Kudlow asked Elon Musk invented him in order to distract Donald Trump. Despite initially thinking that Charlie seemed scary, he went along with it and was able to play President with him.

## Personality

He is programmed to always have a positive encouraging attitude. Whenever Trump seems like he's disinterested in the game, he Elon Musk presses a button and Charlie comes up with something to interest Trump.

## Trivia

* Earlier in the episode he appears in, a person is seen in a costume resembling him.
Tucker Carlson

**Tucker Carlson** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

He has a very sour attitude and is a bit bratty, even compared to his fellow Fox News anchors.

## Trivia

* He believes that someone is always holding the middle finger to him behind his back.

## Quotes

"I'm Tucker Carlson, and I look 25 in an unsympathetic way."
The Endorsement

**The Endorsement** is the sixth episode of the third season of the series.

## Plot Synopsis

*At the urging of Speaker Pelosi and Leader Schumer, Joe Biden pursues Barack Obama's prized endorsement in hopes of clinching the nomination. Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway must convince Trump that his fabled and impossibly positive "internal polls" actually do exist.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Joe Biden

Barack Obama

Nancy Pelosi

Chuck Schumer

Kellyanne Conway

Michelle Obama

Beto O'Rourke

Kamala Harris

Bernie Sanders

Mike Bloomberg

Elizabeth Warren

Amy Klobuchar

Pete Buttigieg

Chuck Todd

Tom Steyer

Chris Cuomo

Pollie (debut)

Gayle King (debut)

Norah O'Donell (debut)

## Song(s)

* The Magic Is Gone
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** The Democratic Debate in South Carolina. Joe Biden holds Tom Seyer upside down, and the rest dogpile each other in the end.*
* ***Title Gag:** Bernie says to the letter 'D', "Can I count on you, Letter D, for a small-dollar donation?"*
Shinzo Abe

### Affiliation

Prime Minister of Japan (now former), Member of the JP House of Representatives for Yamaguchi's 4th district

## Physical description

### Hair Color

Dark Brown

**Shinzo Abe** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

Not much is known about him, but he seems nice enough, as he was friendly to John Roberts and suggested he try the caramel fountain at Mar-a-Lago.

## Trivia

* Donald states that he's always hanging out with him at Mar-a-Lago.

## Quotes

"It's always Shinzo's fault!"

"Aww, baby wants his mommy!" - making fun of Donald
Chuck Schumer

**Chuck Schumer** is a main character on Our Cartoon President. He and Nancy Pelosi are usually seen working together.

## History

Chuck Schumer was born on November 23, 1950.

## Personality

He and his partner, Nancy Pelosi, have shown to be a bit afraid of taking risks. Unlike the president, he is very much concerned about how their actions affect their status. He seems slightly ditsy-er than Nancy. He also loves to use a lot of words.

Even though she and Chuck are best friends, they are prone to fighting and disagreements (Russia Investigation, Election Special 2018, Senate Control).

In the show, Schumer is portrayed as stereotypically establishment, including a naivety on working with and making deals with republicans.

## Trivia

* He seems easily impressed by most things, as he was very attached to golden nail clippers, and easily impressed by Elon Musk's Hyper-Lube and fog machine.
* He secretly believes that Nancy is holding him back.
* He doesn't know where he's supposed to sit in the Senate.
* He has broken the fourth wall (Election Special 2018).
* As of January 20, 2021, He is the Senate Majority Leader.

## Quotes

"Nancy, can we really release this? It has... exaggerations!"

"You're housekeepers are probably poisoning you. It happens to all of us eventually!"

"After you, my fellow hack!"

"Be adults? That's *rich*, coming from you!" - to Trump
Having Fun on the Amtrak Train

**Having Fun on the Amtrak** Train is a song sung in the episode Hiding Joe Biden.

## Background

It plays while Joe Biden was having fun on the Amtrak train. Although it gets more slow and distorted as he's having less fun.

## Lyrics

♪ Havin' some

fun on the Amtrak train ♪

*timeskip*

♪ Havin' some

fun on the Amtrak train ♪

*timeskip*

[DISTORTING] ♪ Havin' some

fun on the Amtrak train ♪
Wartime President

**Wartime President** is the fifteenth episode of the third season.

## Plot Synopsis

*With a restless nation turning against him, Trump declares war on the invisible enemy COVID-19 and exploits the benefits of a wartime Presidency.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Joe Biden

Kamala Harris (mentioned)

Rudy Giuliani

Lindsey Graham

Mitch McConnell

Barack Obama (title sequence)

Lester Holt

Chris Cuomo

Jake Tapper

Anderson Cooper (mentioned)

Franklin Delano Roosevelt (debut) (hallucination)

Steven Mnuchin

Ben Carson

Betsy DeVos

Mike Pompeo

Jared Kushner

Mike Pence

Sean Hannity (voice)

Chuck Todd

Mop Bucket

## Song(s)

* Wartime Song
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** Trump has a post-Covid Rally, and Biden attends a Town Hall.*
* ***Title Gag:** Joe and Barack are standing there, and Joe has tape over his mouth. Barack says, "Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on him!"*
The Same Shade of Blue

## Audio/Video

### Video

**The Same Shade of Blue** is a song sung by Barack Obama and Bernie Sanders in the episode Party Unity.

## Background

Barack Obama and Bernie Sanders do a performance together.

## Lyrics

**[Bernie Sanders, spoken]**

I think healthcare should be free.

**[Barack Obama, spoken]**

And I think it should be

public and private, too.

**[Bernie Sanders, spoken]**

- How's that gonna work?

**[Barack Obama, spoken]**

- It's been workin'.

**[Bernie Sanders, spoken]**

Yeah, whatever!

**[Both singing]**

♪ But at the end of the day ♪

♪ We're both the same shade of blue ♪

You know, I repealed

"don't ask, don't tell".

Yeah, I think I wanted

to do that in, uh, 1992.

Hey, who's countin'?

- I'm countin', I'm countin'!

- Yeah, whatever.

♪ But at the end of the day ♪

♪ We're the two top dogs of blue ♪

You know, people wonder

how a democratic centrist...

And a democratic socialist...

♪ Can find some common ground ♪

♪ Well, with our mutual admiration ♪

♪ For the late John McCain ♪

♪ There's commonality to be found ♪

Hey, Barack, when are we

gonna close Guantanamo?

Uh, soon enough. I'm working on it.

Soon enough? Yeah, I

won't wait up for dinner.

- Hey, it's complicated!

- Oh, sure.

♪ But at the end of the day ♪

♪ We're both the same shade of ♪

♪ Blue ♪

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Characters Mention:*** John McCain
Bill Shine

**Bill Shine** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Bill Shine was born on July 4, 1963 in Farmingville, New York.

## Personality

Bill seems to show up whenever he's needed. He doesn't seem to tolerate people's nonsense.

## Trivia

* According to Donald, he's a master of optics.

## Quotes

"This reminds me of the good ol' days at Fox News! I bet Roger Ailes is in Heaven right now, groping down on us."

"Just make sure the President doesn't try to kill all of us, and goes back to only trying to kill *some* of us."

"Don't shake it, fake it!"
Melania Trump

Melonardia (Karen Pence mistakes her name)

Melony (Donald Trump mistakes her name)

Maraca (Eric Trump)

### Relatives

Donald Trump (husband), Donald Trump Jr. (step-son), Eric Trump (step-son), Ivanka Trump (step-daughter), Jared Trump (son-in-law)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

**Melania Trump** is a main character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

She has been shown to have a disliking towards being part of the Trump family. She takes great joy in pointing out Donald's flaws. She loves fancy things.

## Trivia

* She seems to be a big fan of Ellen, as she has mentioned that she watches the show, seemingly daily, and when she thought Ellen was dead, she became very upset.
* Donald has mentioned that he once took Melania horse hunting as a present for their wedding anniversary.
* The last time she felt in control was in 1995 when a stewardess on her flight to America asked her if she wanted chicken or pasta.
* As of "First Family", Melania has a new hairstyle and also sleeps in her own bedroom down the hall from Donald's.

## Quotes

"Ok, wow, he's doing it for me." - watching Michael Bloomberg's campaign ad
Michelle Obama

**Michelle Obama** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Michelle was born on January 17, 1964 in Chicago, Illinois.

## Personality

She is mostly confused by the way her husband acts. She admits that she is one of Barack's only friends...

## Trivia

* She almost wishes that Barack would take up smoking again so he could talk to other people.
* She is a fan of Friendship Manor (really Fox and Friends).
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

**Franklin Delano Roosevelt**, aka **FDR**, is a character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

FDR was born on January 30, 1882. Serving as President from 1933 to 1945, he is the only President to be elected more than two times, winning a total of four elections. He continued getting elected in part due to the rise of the Axis Powers and World War II. He died on April 12, 1945.

## Personality

He appears to Trump in order to help him with his Covid-19 problem.

## Trivia

* His common nickname was his symbols FDR. Though whenever he is seen or mentioned Trump always refers to him as "PBJ"
Bill de Blasio

Bill de Blasio is a character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

He has been the Mayor of New York City since 2014, and also ran for President in 2020.

## Personality

de Blasio is a plain simple idiot. He is immensely unpopular both nationally and locally and has been frequently laughed at by others, including some of his own Democratic colleagues.
Angela Merkel

## Angela Merkel

### Aliases/Nicknames

* Jennifer Germany (Donald Trump)
* Mom (Trump calls her this by accident)

## Meta Information

### First Appearance

* Russia Investigation (pictured/voice)
* G-7 (physical appearance)

## Physical description

### Hair Color

Tan

**Angela Merkel** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Angela Merkel was born on July 17, 1954 in Hamburg, Germany.

## Personality

She has a huge disliking toward Trump. She thinks he is very childish.
Mohammad bin Salman

**Mohammad bin Salman** is a character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

bin Salman was born on August 31, 1985 in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

## Personality

He enjoys assassinating critics and journalists.

## Trivia

* He claims Lindsey Lohan is his girlfriend.

## Quotes

"So, was he a close friend of yours? That was quite the love fest!" - to Trump, about Chuck Todd

"Why are his bones not goo?"

"Hey, let us by, Mr. Chunky Stuff!"
Bernie Sanders' Relationships

This article focuses on the interactions between **Bernie Sanders** and every other main character of **Our Cartoon President**.

## Family

Jane O'Meara
Bernie and Jane have a lot of weird things in common.

## Republicans

### Mitt Romney

Bernie and Mitt seem to know each other well and are friends despite their political differences. In Climate Change, Bernie asks Mitt to give him a makeover. However, this goes awry when Bernie realizes he's not staying true to himself and they get into an argument. Mitt refers to Bernie as "Uncle Bernie" when Tagg asks what's wrong. Bernie scares Tagg when he calls Mitt a "piece of shit." However, they make up at the end of the episode when Mitt consoles a sad Bernie.

## Other Democrats

### Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer

Bernie seems to not like Nancy and Chuck. He and AOC try to help them try harder to help people in Senate Control. He gets annoyed at them plenty of times.

Bernie threatens Chuck Schumer
### AOC

They seem to be good friends because they see eye-to-eye on a lot of things. They are shown working together in Senate Control.

### Joe Biden

Bernie and Joe don't like each other very much. Bernie is usually annoyed by Joe. Why don't like each other is never fully explained, although it might be because they don't see eye-to-eye on most things.

They don't enjoy each other's company...
Wolf Blitzer

**Wolf Blitzer** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

 History

Wolf Blitzer was born on March 22, 1948 in Augsburg, West Germany.

## Personality

He speaks in a dry voice, and seems tired most of the time. He has a habit of speaking in run-on sentences with random pauses. Even though he doesn't show much emotion, he does actually have feelings, as he admitted he gets scared whenever he leaves the studio.

## Trivia

* Whenever he leaves the studio, he gets "spooked" and hides in the nearest barn.
* He actually lives in the studio, and his bed is just out of frame.
* He wakes up unaware of how his suit ends up on his body.
* He's stated that him and his wife have great conversations.
* He played volleyball in middle school.
* He has implied that he's into men.
* He's allergic to nightshade vegetables.
* He enjoys scrabbled egg whites.
* Sometimes he wakes up on his roof, with no idea how he got there.

## Quotes

"I'm Wolf Blitzer... I'm still Wolf Blitzer."

"I'm Anderson Cooper, and no I'm not."

"I'm Wolf Blitzer. I look like the tray of fuzzy ice that you find in your dead dad's freezer."

"I'm Wolf Blitzer, and when I shave, my beard screams."

"I'm Wolf Blitzer, and erotic hypnosis never choose me as the volunteer."

"I'm Wolf Blitzer...The studio's my home. I'm standing inches from my bed."

"I'm Wolf... Blitzer. I'm about to turn on the news hose, so get ready to get wet!"

"I shouldn't have ordered scallops. They're hit... or miss. I feel like such a bozo."

"I'm Wolf Blitzer, and sometimes I wake up on the roof of my house no idea."

"Breaking News!" - his catchphrase
Our Cartoon President: Seasons 1 & 2 (Original Television Soundtrack)

The soundtrack for seasons one and two of Our Cartoon President was released on January 17, 2020, and features all of the music from said seasons minus a few tracks.

## Songs

The songs featured on the album are:

**Donald Trump Is The President** (feat. Gabriel Gundacker, James Monroe-Iglehart & Kathryn Allison) [Theme from Our Cartoon President]

**A Place Down In West Palm Beach** (Our Cartoon President Cast)

**Militarization**

**Save The Right**

**Build It Up**

**It Would Have Been My Tower**

**Solar Power For The Elite!**

**My Foot Hurts!**

**Fear**

**It's The Midterms!**

**Driver, Take Me To The Farm**

**Growing Up**

**Think Of The Children**

**Justice Chant**

**Maggie Haberman**

**The Future Is Female**

**Space Force**
Trump Impersonators

**The Trump Impersonators** are a group of characters on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Before serving as official impersonators for President Trump, the majority of them made appearances at comedy clubs, amateur YouTube channels, and funny uncle's birthday parties.

## Personality

They appear to be fun-loving people, who were willing to do whatever the president says. However, when they weren't being paid for their hard work, they agreed to help Eric Trump storm the White House.

## Trivia

* Eric decided to join the impersonators in order to gain his father's approval.
* Trump murders them all at the end of the episode they appear in.
General Kelly

**John Francis Kelly**, aka **General Kelly**, is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

He is portrayed as the only member of Trump cabinet who is actually in control of himself. In season 2, he left the White House due to his real life counterpart doing so as well.

## History

Kelly was born on May 11, 1950 in Boston, Massachusetts.

## Personality

He stands by Trump, and makes sure he stays on track and makes the right decision. However, deep down he seems to have a disliking towards Trump, due to him not really taking the Presidency seriously.

## Trivia

* He is one of the only few sane characters.

## Quotes

"Why am I dragging myself into this?"

"I'm sorry sir, but either your quirky ideas don't make sense, or they violate the Geneva Convention."

”Mr. President, is this because of what the mean man said on the TV?”- referring to Kilmeade
Joe Kennedy III

**Joe Kennedy III** is a character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Joe Kennedy III was born on October 4, 1980 in Boston, Massachusetts.

## Personality

He seems really nice, although a bit vapid. He is described as handsome. He also loves to mention his family's name.

## Quotes

"I'm Joe Kennedy. My dad was either Ted, Bobby, or John F. Kennedy, maybe."

"Here's an idea! How about every speech comes with a small toy?"

"I'm one of *the* Kenndys!"
Fox News

**Fox News** is the fourth episode of the third season of the series.

## Plot Synopsis

*After Trump sees Fox News giving airtime to Democrats, he ends their relationship and sets out to find a new media arm to spread his message. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders witnesses his rival candidates co-opting his message and sets out to hold them to their left wing promises.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Bernie Sanders

Wolf Blitzer

Jane O'Meara (debut)

Joe Biden

Sean Hannity

Elizabeth Warren

Pete Buttigieg

Amy Klobuchar

Steve Doocy

Ainsley Earhardt

Brian Kilmeade

Tucker Carlson

Rupert Murdoch

Ted Cruz

Mitch McConnell

Kellyanne Conway

Brett Kavanaugh

Anderson Cooper

Jake Tapper

Paul Ryan

## Song(s)

* Spotlight On Me
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** Chuck Todd announces the results from the New Hampshire Primaries. It cuts to different democrats talking about it. Michael Bloomberg was watching the whole thing.*
* ***Title Gag:*** *Pete Buttigieg puts up his Harvard diploma and says to the audience, "Oh, this? It's my diploma from Harvard!"*
* Paul Ryan makes a cameo in this episode, after not appearing since season 1.
* This is the 2nd episode with Bernie as a main focus.
Susan Collins

Susan Margaret Collins is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Susan Collins was born on December 7, 1952.

## Personality

She speaks in a soft-spoken voice, and apparently lacks a backbone. She is very cowardly, and once went as far as to jump and swim away in a lake, and trap herself in a wall in order to avoid commitment. She also apparently has been indecisive over just about every single thing in her life.

## Trivia

* As stated by her, she doesn't like the idea of facing consequences.
* She implied that she had voted Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.
* She voted against the confirmation of Amy Coney Barret to the Supreme Court.

## Quotes

"Just give me two days to think about it."

"I'm still going to support him, but just out of pity."- referring to Donald Trump

"I'm not gonna do it. I'm a coward."

[Waking up] "Oh, God! People are gonna think I believe in something!"
Madam Vice President

**Madam Vice President** is the thirteenth episode of the third season.

## Plot Synopsis

*After Cartoon Joe Biden's record comes under scrutiny, Cartoon Kamala Harris must publicly forgive him for his problematic past, even if it tarnishes her own record in the process. Meanwhile, as Cartoon Mike Pence prepares for the imminent Vice Presidential debate, he struggles with the moral dilemma of studying intimate details of a woman who is not his wife.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Joe Biden

Kamala Harris

Mike Pence

Karen Pence

Nancy Pelosi

Chuck Schumer

Vladimir Putin

Chris Wallace

Anderson Cooper

Mike Pompeo

Kellyanne Conway

Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton

Chuck Todd

Rudy Giuliani

Wolf Blitzer

Nikki Haley

God

## Song(s)

* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** A 2020 Presidential Debate. Donald and Joe keep talking over each other.*
* ***Title Gag:** Kamala Harris is standing at a podium, smiling and waving, telling herself to keep doing it until 2028.*
* This is the first episode where Kamala is the main focus.
Kamala Harris

**Kamala Harris** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President. She is currently Our Cartoon Vice President as of January 20, 2021.

## History

Kamala Harris was born on October 20, 1964 in Oakland, California.

## Personality

She has a very determined attitude, and compared to the other Democrats, seems the most laid-back and sane (Funnily enough, she is perfectly happy with being in a sidekick role, as she told Joe in Closing Arguments.). She will get very excited sometimes though.

She's usually the first one to notice things that the others don't, as she was the first to notice Bernie hanging out by himself, and the first to notice the problem with launching Howard Schultz into space.

## Trivia

* She has no problem with leaving someone in a combined space indefinitely.
* Beto O'Rourke once described her as "the only competent human being here."
* She is willing to let Joe Biden win the presidential election, as long as he makes her vice president.
* She used to be in the Girl Scouts.
* She's been kicked out of book clubs for not doing the reading.
* She admits the inside of her car is super gross.
* She used to put single moms in prison for not getting their kids to homeroom on time.
* She's the 49th and current Vice President.
* She was succeeded by Alex Padilla in the Senate.
* She is one of the only characters shown (aside from characters during the title screens) to break the fourth wall (Election Knight Rises).

## Quotes

"Not that I have a problem with someone being in a combined space indefinitely, but aren't we *kinda* leaving Schultz to die in space?"

"Joe Biden, I'm gonna bus you into the forest, and leave you there!"

"Hey! Who's that over there, whispering to his saltines?" - referring to Bernie Sanders

"Joe Biden hugs too much! He's probably trying to hug someone right now. Look over there!" [points to Joe trying to hug Elizabeth]

"I don't want to insult a sick man... but I will." - referring to Trump

"No. It's the Joe Signal. We know what that means."

"He's about to walk in here with a body pillow." [after Cory Booker leaves the room to get his girlfriend]
Bailey

**Bailey** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President. He is Elizabeth's and Bruce's pet dog.

## Personality

Bailey acts like a regular dog mostly. He once took Elizabeth's DNA tests and started running around with them, indicating that he is playful. He is also seen singing a duet song with Joe Biden. He is an obedient dog though, as he stopped once she told him to. He also angrily barked at her when her personality started changing for the worst in Warren Vs. Facebook, showing that he is smart.

## Quotes

"Bark bark!" - to Elizabeth

"[sad whining]" - after Elizabeth told him to give back her DNA tests

"[musical barking/whining]" - singing a song with Joe Biden

## Gallery

Elizabeth and BaileyBailey is sadBarking angrilyBailey singing with Joe Bidenshocked that the lights turned off
Culture War

**Culture War** is the third episode of the second season of the series. It will air on May 26, 2019.

## Plot Summary

*The president declares war on corporate America with the aid of My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell; an out-of-step Joe Biden seeks Barack Obama's help to defeat his Democratic opponents in 2020.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Mike Lindell (debut)

Joe Biden

Barack Obama

Donald Trump Jr.

Eric Trump

Ivanka Trump

## Song(s)

* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:*** *AOC and Elizabeth Warren urge Speaker Pelosi to open an impeachment inquiry against Trump.*
* ***Title Gag:** Trump saying, "There are good letters on both sides!"*
* This is the 1st episode where Joe Biden is the main focus.
List of Episodes

This is a full list of episodes of **Our Cartoon President**. The first two episodes premiered on February 11, 2018.

**Overview**

### Special (2018)

*Teleplay by* : R.J. Fried, Mike Leech, & Zach Smilovitz
 Fearing a Democratic blue wave and the threat of impeachment, Trump teams up with his son Don Jr. to help Republicans win the midterm elections and save America from the grips of democracy.

### Season 3 (2020)

Note: Due to the COVID-19 pandemic effect, all Season 3 episodes from August 2020 to November 2020 were animated remotely.
Impeachment

**Impeachment** is the first episode of the third season of the series.

## Plot Synopsis

*After the House of Representatives impeaches Trump, he teams up with Sean Hannity to convince the nation he's been wrongly accused. Meanwhile, Elizabeth Warren worries her wonky approach won't connect with Iowa voters and severely dumbs down her campaign with the help of Brian Kilmeade, Chris Cuomo, and Joe Kennedy III.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Sean Hannity

Elizabeth Warren

Brian Kilmeade

Chris Cuomo (debut)

Joe Kennedy III (debut)

Donald Trump Jr.

Eric Trump

Ivanka Trump

Melania Trump

Lester Holt

John Roberts

Nancy Pelosi

Chuck Schumer

Mitt Romney

Susan Collins

Hillary Clinton

Bill Clinton

John Bolton

Vladimir Putin

Alan Dershowitz

Rudy Giuliani

Bernie Sanders

Amy Klobuchar

Elizabeth Warren

Joe Biden

Steve Doocy

Ainsley Earhardt

Adam Schiff (debut)

Bill Barr (debut)

Kamala Harris

## Song(s)

* Why Does Trump Have To Go?
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** A highlight real of Trump's Impeachment Trial is shown. At the end, it shows Vladimir Putin watching the whole thing.*
* ***Title Gag:** Joe stands backwards while saying, “I’d like to solve the puzzle!...”. He faces forward and says, "Our Cartoon President!"*
Steve Doocy

**Steve Doocy** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President. He is a co-host on President Trump's favorite show, Fox and Friends.

## History

Steve Doocy was born on October 19, 1956.

## Personality

Like his fellow Fox and Friends hosts, he is usually seen with a smile and a cheery attitude. Although he admits that it felt good to yell at somebody and get his anger out.

## Trivia

* If he sneezes, he dies.
* He seems to like big tall hats.
* He has late night cups of coffee so he can avoid torturous dreams.
* He likes accents.

## Quotes

"And who's gonna tell my big tall hat?"

"Oh happy day!"

"I don't know about this, Brian..."

"Pretty quiet out there today, Bri! For a guy without any lips, you sure know how to keep yours sealed!"

"Go off, girl!" - to Trump
Lindsey Graham

**Lindsey Graham** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

He was opposed to Trump at first, but after his best friend who didn't like him died, he needed a new best friend.

## Trivia

* He claims to always be right behind Donald Trump.
* He implies in Once Upon Impeachment that he once helped bury a body.

## Quotes

"Good luck, Mr. President! Give that hand hell!"

"I used to say that Donald Trump was evil human garbage, but then my best friend who didn't like me died, and I needed a new best friend who didn't like me. And that's you!"
Sean Hannity

**Sean Patrick Hannity** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Hannity was born on December 30, 1961 in New York City, New York.

## Personality

Hannity is completely insane and delusional. He implies that he has a crush on president Donald Trump, and so will do anything to impress him. He even went as far as to kidnap the cast of Blood Sport for Trump. He is the president's biggest fan, and believes he can do no wrong. He loves to spread the president's message/agenda on his show.

There are only three instances where Hannity felt betrayed by the president. The first being in The Wall, when Donald Trump wasn't able to complete the construction of the border wall between the United States and Mexico, and so Hannity dumped him for Sebastian Gorka. The second was in The Party of Trump, when Donald Trump let himself be tricked into letting Hillary Clinton go free. The third was in Save the Right. when Donald expressed he was too lazy to go on their march.

Hannity is very emotional and explosive, and easily irritated. He actively wishes harm/death on anyone or anything that he hates, or that upsets the president, such as wishing the Democrats would drown to death, and encouraging people to fire missiles at space in order to kill the astronauts.

## Trivia

* He has implied multiple times that he is romantically and sexually attracted to Trump.
* He really likes to yell.
* He agrees with almost anything the president says or does.
* Kellyanne thinks that he's ugly.
* He can't hold his head underwater for more than 2 seconds without drowning.

## Quotes

"Everyone SHUT UP!!!"

"Donald Trump's sperm would impregnate a block of gypsum!"

"I am sorry mister president, I should've never brought on Slender man's wife." - referring to Ann Coulter

"BOOOO! THE NATIONAL ANTHEM WAS TOO SHORT! SING ALL THE VERSES!" -at a baseball game

"You're the only one who knows where to find my racism g-spot!" - to the president
Mike Pence

**Please Note: The following article is not necessarily reflective of Pence's actual personality.**

**Michael Richard "Mike" Pence** is the secondary antagonist of Our Cartoon President.

## History

Mike was born on June 7, 1959 to a family of Catholic Democrats in Columbus, Indiana.

From January 20, 2017 to January 20, 2021, he served as the 48th Vice President of the United States of America.

## Personality

He is very religious and also stands by what Trump does. He is homophobic and considers gay people demons. He is also sexist, considering women pumping their own gas a crime and thinks that they should be killed for it. He typically invokes God's name to justify these actions.

He is more of a follower than a leader, as whenever he is put in charge, he becomes very nervous and scared, and even at one point begged and yelled at Donald to not let himself get impeached, so he won't become president.

Unlike the other antagonists, he is not as boisterous or rowdy, and speaks in a soft-spoken voice. He acts kindly to (most) people, even when they're outwardly being rude to him. He does have a breaking point though.

## Trivia

* Despite being incredibly homophobic, he alludes to having what he considered to be "impure thoughts" about a male audio book narrator, implying he could be a repressed homosexual/bisexual.
* Donald considers him to be his best friend.
* He hates gay people.
* He thinks stores that sell women's products should be in a dessert.
* In one episode, he confessed he only asks God for everything because he has no idea what he's doing.
* He and his wife consider "cheese" and "I cheesed" to be curse words.
* He's only seen two movies, and it was "Mystic Pizza" twice.
* According to Sarah, one of his (only) talents is entering a room unnoticed.
* He considers 7:12 P.M. to be the middle of the night.
* He swallows hammers to atone for his "sins".
* He got a surgery to prevent himself from sneezing, since Trump commanded him not to sneeze.

## Quotes

"When I hear the words 'pitiful A-S-S', I know it's my time to shine!"

"NO! You listen to me, **butthole**!" - cursing at Donald

"You wanna move back to Indiana? I gave everybody aids!"
Debate Prep

Zach Smilovitz

**Debate Prep** is the twelfth episode of the third season of the series.

## Plot Synopsis

*With the first Presidential debate looming, Trump must learn to behave like a civilized human being with the help of Kellyanne Conway and Mitch McConnell. Meanwhile, Jill Biden teaches the gaffe-prone Joe Biden how to think before he speaks.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Kellyanne Conway

Mitch McConnell

Jill Biden

Joe Biden

Nancy Pelosi

Chuck Schumer

Susan Collins

Kellyanne Conway

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Rudy Giuliani

Mitt Romney

Eric Trump

Ted Cruz

Brett Kavanaugh

Melania Trump

Anderson Cooper

Chuck Todd

Emmanuel Macron

Lester Holt

Steven Mnuchin

Betsy DeVos

Sean Hannity (mentioned)

Chris Wallace (debut)

## Song(s)

* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** Various characters talk to each other on Zoom. Donald tries to pick a new Supreme Court justice.*
* ***Title Gag:** Nancy and Chuck chanting, "Don't rock the boat!"*
Senate Control

Senate Control is the sixteenth episode in the third season.

## Plot synopsis

*Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi try to avoid responsibility by sabotaging their own party’s electoral chances. Meanwhile, Susan Collins flees her home state of Maine to lead a life of zero accountability.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Joe Biden

Nancy Pelosi

Chuck Schumer

Susan Collins

Brett Kavanaugh

Hillary Clinton

Chuck Todd

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Barack Obama

Wolf Blitzer

Elizabeth Warren

Bernie Sanders

Amy Klobuchar

Hillary Clinton

Mitch McConnell (mentioned)

Anderson Cooper

Hunter Biden

## Song(s)

* Uh Oh! (Susan Collins)
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** The final Presidential Debate. Trump brings Hillary Clinton in.*
* ***Title Gag:** Trump grabbing a picture and saying "Grab anything that isn't bolted to the White House floor!"*
* This is the 1st episode where Susan Collins is a main focus.
Cory Booker

**Cory Booker** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Cory Booker was born on April 27, 1969 in Washington, D.C.

## Personality

He is desperate to show off his accomplishments, although the other characters are annoyed by this. He likes to say what everyone else says, but vaguer and louder.

## Trivia

* He is a vegan.
* He loves to talk about his girlfriend, although it's debatable if she even exists.

## Quotes

"I'm just gonna say what everyone else says, but vaguer, and louder!"

"Did I mention I have a girlfriend? You probably know her from the movies!"
Chuck Todd's Relationships

This article focuses on the interactions between **Chuck Todd** and every other main character of **Our Cartoon President**.

## Family

### Annabelle

Not much is known about her, but Chuck Todd lets her color in his studio (shown in Party Unity), so they much have a good relationship.

## Other News-people

### Lester Holt

Chuck considers Lester Holt to be his best friend, as shown in G-7. In the same episode, he expects Lester to save him when Donald Trump kidnaps him, but Lester never came. Also in the same episode, Lester mistakes his name for "Chad", which shows that he isn't really Chuck's best friend.

## Republicans

### Donald Trump

Even though Trump mistreats him, he still is nice to him (for unknown reasons). Even after Trump traps him in a closet, lets his dictator friends abuse him, and rips off his finger, Chuck's only response is to call him "deeply deeply rude" (although he apologizes for this).

## Democrats

### Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer

Chuck is seen interviewing Nancy and Chuck plenty of times. In Senate Control, Chuck Todd and Chuck Schumer are shown being playful with each other, because they're both Chucks. Nancy gets annoyed by this.

### AOC

In Trump-Tower Moscow, while interviewing Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, he asks what AOC is like, and if he could get her autograph.

### Kamala Harris

Chuck watches Kamala forgive Joe Biden for his past mistakes while drinking grape juice. (Why he drinks grape juice is unknown.)
Glory Days

**Glory Days** is a song sung by Joe Biden in the episode Coronavirus.

## Background

It is sung by Joe Biden because he's worried that his glory days are gone.

## Lyrics

**[Joe Biden singing]** *Barack says I’m on top now,*

*but I feel so low*

*What happened to-*

**[gets hit with frisbee]**

**[Joe Biden, spoken]** OW!

**[Joe Biden singing]** *- the glory days of Joe?*

**[Joe Biden, spoken]**Come on mouse, stop bitin’ me and sing along!

**[Joe Biden singing]** *Ha-daaaiii, daii daii daii, daii daii-*

**[gets hit with hockey puck]**

**[Joe Biden, spoken]** OW! How are you playing those two sports so close together?

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Characters Mentioned: Barack Obama***
Fred Trump

## Frederick Christ Trump

### Relatives

Donald Trump (son), Donald Trump Jr. (grandson), Eric Trump (grandson), Melania Trump (daughter-in-law), Ivanka Trump (granddaughter), Jared Trump (grandson-in-law)

## Meta Information

### First Appearance

State of the Union (mentioned)State Dinner (memory)

Our Cartoon President: Election Special 2018 (physical appearance)

## Physical description

### Species

Human (before) Spirit/Hallucination (current)

### Eye color

Blue

**Frederick Trump** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President. He is the deceased father of Donald Trump.

## History

Fred Trump was born on October 11, 1905. He died on June 25, 1999.

## Personality

He seems a bit deranged, and actually seems to enjoy torturing his son. He sometimes haunts his dreams. As stated by Donald, he controlled almost every aspect of Donald's life, to the point where he felt like he had no control at all.

He has no problem with making fun of his son and calling him mean names such as "trash" and "loser". He is also the cause of Donald's deep insecurities. As shown in Election Special 2018, his spirit is now in Hell, and he will sometimes come back to haunt his son for his own amusement.

## Trivia

* He believes that friends are just people you haven't fired yet.
* He named his cigar "David".
* He loves calling his son a "loser."
* Every negative aspect of President Trump's personality, seems to be directly or indirectly caused by his father.

## Quotes

"Donny Boy, take it from your old man. A 'friend' is just someone you haven't fired yet!"

"LOSER!" - his catchphrase

"I'm a tax dodging racist, and yet you managed to ruin my reputation? LOSER!!! - to his son, in a nightmare

"Told you my son was trash, didn't I? I just *knew* he couldn't go a full minute without saying the word 'toilet!' "
Eric Trump's Relationships

This article focuses on the interactions between Eric Trump and every other main character of Our Cartoon President.

## Family

### Donald Trump

Eric is desperate to earn his father's approval. No matter how many times Trump abuses him, Eric still loves him.

### Melania Trump

They are not seen interacting much, but in Warren Vs. Facebook Melania comes to give him advice, and helps him earn the love of his wife Lara back.

### Donald Trump Jr.

Eric considers Don Jr. to be his best friend. They are always seen causing mischief together. Eric looks up to Don, although Don doesn't seem to respect him back. In Election Day when Don proposes to him, Eric agrees to "marry" him (not realizing how weird it is) simply so they'll sleep in the same room again.

### Ivanka Trump

They are not seen interacting much, so it's unknown how Eric feels about her. He did agree to be her punching bag in G-7.

### Jared Kushner

Eric dresses Jared up as Canadian celebrities with Don Jr. in State Dinner. In Church and State he acts rude to him at first, but treats him like a brother when Jared started getting cooler. (It's possible Eric only treated him the way Don Jr. treated him, since he likes to copy him.)

In The Wall Eric makes comments about Jared being "cute" and "handsome".

### Lara Trump

Eric loves his wife a lot, even though she treats him like a child and he admits that she scares him.
Climate Change

"Bernie, I'm mad that you destroyed my Air Conditioner. But I'm happy to have finally seen a mushroom cloud!"

### Director

*Unknown*

**Climate Change** is the 25th episode in the series.

## Plot Synopsis

*Trump decides to buck his party and reverse climate change to solve his sweating problem while a disheveled Bernie Sanders asks Mitt Romney to transform him into a polished candidate.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Bernie Sanders

Mitt Romney

Donald Trump Jr.

Nancy Pelosi

Chuck Schumer

Tagg Romney

Fox and Friends

## Song(s)

* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** The first Democratic Debate.*
* ***Title Gag:*** *Trump says, "Karma isn't real, losers!" The 'O' in the title falls on his head.*
* This the 1st episode where Bernie is the main focus.
Mark Zuckerberg

Sucky-Sucky (Elizabeth Warren)

**Mark Zuckerberg** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Mark Zuckerberg was born on May 14, 1984 in White Plains, New York.

## Personality

He speaks in an artificial way, and doesn't seem to show real emotions. He (and other characters as well) heavily imply that he's not really human. He says and does things that he believes make him look like a human. He also shows no remorse for his terrible actions.

## Trivia

* According to Elizabeth, him and Pete Buttigieg were sociopaths together at Harvard.

## Quotes

"Remember Mark! If you aren't human, you can't get in trouble!" - to himself in the Senate
Chris Cuomo

Little Brother (Governor Cuomo)

**Chris Cuomo** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Chris Cuomo was born on August 9, 1970 in New York City, New York.

## Personality

He is nice to most people, and really loves his family. He is not the most intelligent, as it took him a while to realize Jake Tapper's 'Chris Bozo' cartoon was about him. He sometimes likes to fantasize about hot ladies. He respects his fellow news-people, as he decided to watch Jake Tapper when he came on and congratulate him for his medal. He also evidently is very gullible, as Tapper convinced him that there was once an Italian-American newscaster named “Vincent News”.

## Trivia

* He loves to have Sunday dinner with his family.

## Quotes

"[sarcastically] *Ooh*, great, jewelry! What am I, a chick?"

"Nobody respects me! I should've never tried to become a serious newsman."