Uktak Village

Uktak Village is a small swamp goblin village built upon a big bog found in the Darkmarsh region of the west.

## Description

The settlement is the only known community of swamp goblins, the place isn't hostile to any outsiders although they rarely find any in their swamplands. The village Elder is Hukta of Uktak, and the village champion is a human Warrior named Mans the Dictator.

## Culture

The village has some notable strange cultural quirks not found anywhere else. Self-brawling is where two goblins start hitting themselves until they knock themselves out to prove who is stronger. The other is that to ask a question of anyone, you must pay 1 gold coin. This is due to their valuing of information.

## Notable People

* Hukta of Uktak
* Mans the Dictator
* Grabtork the Swindler
* Zeef

## Things to do

* Recruit local goblins (Only possible if you don't have Goblin Slavery active in your kingdom)
* Speak to a local goblin (costs 1 gold)
* Ask someone why you need to pay gold to speak to people
* Visit the hut with the 'U' banner (Hukta's Hut)
* Visit the hut with the 'x' banner (Brown Pot Hut)
* Visit the hut with the 'G' banner (Grabtork's Hut)
* Visit the hut with the 'Z' sign (Zeef's Hut)
* Invest in Uktak Village (10000 gold)
* Visit the Uktak Friendship Statue (Only if you've invested in Uktak)
* Watch a goblin self-brawl
* Speak to the human warrior
* Take a hostile action

## Local Goblin Dialogues

For a gold coin you can speak to a random local, there are many different things they may say.

* Thanks for the coin, there's a little tavern a ways down the swamp trails floating on a lily pad, can get yourself a nice little drink in there for a gold coin... though I suppose you might prefer the imported non-goblin stuff
* Thanks for the coin, I'd give you one bit of advice it would be that just because we goblins are funny looking to you it doesn't mean we do not have similarities in our existence, our need to survive, our love and friendships... we are similar
* A coin... thanks, Listen I've really got to go... Hek plon!
* Toss a coin for your goblin, How nice... Ever seen the phrase Hek Plon around these parts, it means Hail to the Swamp God in ancient swamp goblin language.
* Toss a coin for your goblin, Have you seen the statue out in the swamp, you may not know but it's the statue of the great Swamp God. Hek Plon!
* Toss a coin for your goblin, I wish you good tidings in your time here in Uktak, Hek Plon!
* Toss a coin for your goblin, Oh bog of the west swamp!
* Toss a coin for your goblin, Oh great foreign visitor... Hek Plon!
* Toss a coin for your goblin, very kind of you stranger, Hek Plon!
* Well a coin from a traveller, My old mother once said if you ever encounter a swamp troll run...
* Thank you for the coin, I have been thinking lately that kindness is clearly the better suited option for those who are powerful. If you can temper your ego while in a position that could allow it to bloat to the heavens then you could do great things
* Thank you kindly for the coin, I hope your time in Uktak has been good so far!
* Ah thank you for the coin, so special one I hear you are ruler of a great land, visit back to Uktak often, every year there'll be new young ones looking to join any old group, you take them and they will fight loyally for you. Might be a good way to strengthen up your army
* Oh a coin, well don't eat yellow snow... take that for sage advice hehe
* Ah thank you for the coin, I tell you that we are far to the west but if you go far to the south I know it to be true that a civilisation of folk live along the coastal lands, great people.

## Destroying Uktak

If you choose to take a hostile action against Uktak you'll be faced with Mans the Dictator, the guardian of Uktak.

If you get past Mans then the village will be destroyed and the following text will be displayed 'You order the village attacked, the terrified goblins flee in every direction into the swamp, many perish amidst the destruction. The huts are broken down and looted and then eventually brought to you'

Destroying Uktak will give you between 1000-5999 gold in loot as well as a randomly generated loot item looted from the Brown Pot.

## Trivia

* Mans the Dictator was added much later than the rest of the village in homage to community member TheGamingDictator
* Several of the local goblin dialogues are a reference to the 'Toss a coin to your witcher' song