Episode 215 - Monster Snails and Just Ice Cream Transcript

**Verse:**

Life is like a hurricane, in Bikini Bottom.

Race cars, lasers, aero planes! It's a snail blurr!

You might solve a mystery... Or rewrite history!

Snailtales, Woo-oo!

Every day they're out there making... Snailtales, Woo-oo!

Tales are daring do bad and good, Snailtales, Woo-oo!

D-d-d-danger, watch behind you.

There's a stranger, out to find you!

What to do just grab on to some, Snailtales, Woo-oo!

Every day they're out there making... Snailtales, Woo-oo!

Tales are daring bad and good, Not Dragon Tales or Fairy Tales no, Snailtales, Woo-oo!

Title: "Nickelodeon's SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND THE SNAILTALES"

[SpongeBob plays the flute with his nose]

"Developed for Television by Stephen Hillenburg, Kaz, Paul Tibbitt, Doug Lawrence, Dave Cunningham and Alan Smart"

Episode Title: "Monster Snails"

*[The episode begins as lightning flashes and thunder booms all around Bikini Bottom as every Bikini Bottomite is getting ready for another year of Halloween. We pan on over to the Snail-Clubhouse at Snail Park. Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue, Edward, Petey, Muffsies, Foofie, Snail #13, Mary and Billy are waiting for Snail-Boss, Orange Snail and Bully Snail to return for a very special surprise]*

**Gary:** *[sighs]* Where's Boss with the special surprise? I know everybody is getting ready for Halloween this year. We don't want to be late but...

**Mary:** Gary, you know Boss and his boys always return with a special surprise.

**Gary:** I can't believe what's going on this Halloween.

**Daniel:** Hmm... Wonder what the surprise is going to be.

**Muffsies:** I'm like not exactly sure.

**Foofie:** He shall... be here in the minute snails.

**Petey:** Maybe the candy bars from the machine from Rock Bottom.

**Little Dollar:** Or... getting money from trick or treating for unis aft.

**Yo-yo:** This might be a snap.

**Billy:** Shh... Here they come now.

*[Snail-Boss, Orange Snail and Bully Snail returned to the Snail-Clubhouse with a Kandy machine from Rock Bottom]*

**Snail-Boss:** Me and my boys have got the Kandy machine from Rock Bottom.

**Micheal:** Did you say Kandy machine?

**Victoria:** We like Kandy!

**Eugene:** Ooh... Kelp Nu git Crunches. Our favorite.

**Pat:** Meow.

**Penney:** He-he. I like a Kandy Bar.

**Sweet Sue:** Me too.

**Edward:** This is going to be so good than snail-food.

**Gary:** Whoa... Boss..., you and your boys are incredible to bring these to us snails.

**Snail-Boss:** And that's not all, runt. Whosoever eat these Kandy Bars from Rock Bottom can give every snail in Bikini Bottom sugar rush.

**Bully Snail:** But... The side-effects from these Kandy Bars can turn every snail into... a monster.

**Orange Snail:** Also Known As... Monster Snails.

**Snellie:** Monster Snails?

**Lary:** Like a urban legend which was a myth?

**Gary:** No way! We want to try some Kandy Bars right now!

**Pat:** Meow. Meow.

**Snail-Boss:** Well, what are we all waiting for? We can't stand here letting our hungry tummies rumble. Dig in! *[Breaks the Kandy machine with a baseball bat forcing it to open]*

*[All 22 Snails; Gary, Snellie, Lary, Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Snail-Boss, Orange Snail, Bully Snail, Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue, Edward, Petey, Muffsies, Foofie, Snail #13, Mary and Billy took every Kandy Bar from the machine and starts eating them all. Then Snail #'s 1, 2 and 11 arrived and started eating Kandy bars with Gary and his snail-friends. Lavender Snail, Sailor Snail, Black Haired Snail, Bucktooth Snail and Magenta Snail arrived and joined in eating Kandy Bars as well.]*

**Female Narrator:** Many Kandy Bars Later...

*[We see every snail in the Snail-Clubhouse have chocolate Kandy Bars in their faces.]*

**Snail #13:** These Kandy Bars are so delicious. I give it five stars.

**Esmerelda:** I agree. They're so sweet.

**Chubby Snail:** *[full from eating Kandy Bars]* And so delicious.

**Snail-Boss:** *[eats the Kandy Bars]* Hm. A bit sugary. But they taste familiar. *[eats the Kandy Bar whole; he burps and feels sick]* Well, that wasn't familiar. *[burps]*

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** *[feels sick too]* Meow meow... *[groans and started to mutate and grow 50 feet bigger and their teeth started to turn pointy and sharp monster like. Gary, Snellie and Lary have completely turned into Snail Monsters and they roar like monsters]*

**Snail-Boss, Orange Snail and Bully Snail:** *[groans and started to mutate and grow 50 feet bigger and their teeth started to turn pointy and sharp monster like. Snail-Boss, Orange Snail and Bully Snail have completely turned into Snail Monsters and they roar like monsters]*

**Mary:** *[feels sick]* Ooh. Ehh, I never shoulda eaten ten. *[feels something growing in her]* Uh! Ah! *[started to mutate and grow 50 feet bigger and her teeth started to turn pointy and sharp monster like. Mary has completely turned into a Snail Monster and she roars like a monster]*

*[Soon, all the snails, who ate the Kandy Bars, mutate into Snail Monsters by growing 50 feet bigger]*

**Billy:** *[mutates into a Snail Monster 50 feet bigger and roars]*

**Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue and Edward:** *[mutates into Snail Monsters 50 feet bigger and roars]*

**Muffsies:** *[mutates into a Snail Monster 50 feet bigger and roars]*

**Foofie:** *[mutates into a Snail Monster 50 feet bigger and roars]*

**Petey:** *[mutates into a Snail Monster 50 feet bigger and roars]*

**Daniel, Little Dollar and Yo-yo:** *[mutates into Snail Monsters 50 feet bigger and roars]*

**All Snail Monsters:** ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!

*[All Snail Monsters started to head out by scaring everyone in Bikini Bottom leaving Snail Park and taken every Trick-Or-Treaters they're candy]*

**French Narrator:** Meanwhile at the Krusty Krab...

*[SpongeBob and his friends are getting ready for another Halloween Party at The Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is dressed as a ghost of the Flying Dutchman with a big white sheet on, Patrick is dressed as Frankenstein, Squidward is dressed as a pirate. Sandy is a pet goldfish in a bowl. Pearl is dressed as Frankenstein's bride. Mrs. Puff is dressed as a witch. And Larry and Mr. Krabs are dressed as pirates.]*

**SpongeBob:** Phew. All the decorations are put up and ready for Halloween.

**Squidward:** Now all's that we can do is keep The Flying Dutchman occupied.

**Patrick:** And not to steal people souls this time.

*[Then three Trick-Or-Treaters came to the Krusty Krab panting]*

**Kid #1:** Help us.

**Sandy:** Howdy, little critters. What's goin' on?

**Kid #2:** Well it's... about the snails.

**Kid #3:** The snails has turned into monsters. We saw it with our own eyes.

**SpongeBob:** Snails...? Monsters...?

**Kid #1:** *[points to SpongeBob]* Ooh! Look it's the Haunted Mattress!

**Kid #2:** Aw, not now, witch. They're Snail Monsters out there.

*[All 30 Monster Snails are scaring every people in Bikini Bottom and eating every single candy and Kandy Bars and Monster Snail Gary is their king of the monster snails.]*

**Kid #3:** We told you. Look at those candies the monster snails eaten.

**SpongeBob:** Look! It's Gary!

**Squidward:** Snellie.

**Sandy:** And Lary.

**Monster Snail Gary:** ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!

**Patrick:** So how do we save Gary, Snellie and Lary without those monster snails seeing us?

**SpongeBob:** Gary, Snellie and Lary are the Monster Snails!

**Patrick:** Aww... they grow up so fast. Don't they?

**SpongeBob:** These massive amounts of Kandy Bars must've given them all sugar rush. We can't take them back home like this. We need to cut off their candy supply first.

**Patrick:** *[starts eating the chocolate bars]* I'm already on it, buddy!

**Kid #1:** Well, don't just stand there. Do something about it.

**SpongeBob:** Come on, Patrick. We got snails to get through.

*[And SpongeBob and Patrick got out of the Krusty Krab to head toward the 30 Monster Snails who are eating all the candy and Kandy Bars from the other Trick-Or-Treaters and scaring the people of Bikini Bottom who are Bottomites.]*

**Pearl:** Be careful, SpongeBob and Patrick.

**Monster Snail Gary:** ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!

**Monster Snail Snellie:** ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!

**Monster Snail Lary:** ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!

**All 30 Monster Snails:** ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!

*[The people of Bikini Bottom screamed and run toward the Krusty Krab for safety except for SpongeBob and Patrick who are going toward the 30 Monster Snails.]*

**SpongeBob:** Snails! Snails! *[All 30 Monster Snails looked at SpongeBob and Patrick]* Can't you all just stop eating candy for once? There's a year's supply of snail food for each and every one of you back home.

**Patrick:** Well, I'm not afraid of them. Watch this. *[Knocked on Monster Snail-Boss' shell and starts blowing raspberries from his tongue for a very long time. He pants]* Hold on just a second. *[walks off. And returns with a cup of water and drinks it and gurgles it and swallows it]* Ahem. Ahem hem hem. *[resumes blowing raspberries from his tongue]*

**Monster Snail-Boss:** ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!

**Patrick:** *[laughs nervously then runs for his life]*

**SpongeBob:** How'd it go?

**Patrick:** Can't talk running!

**SpongeBob:** *[screams and runs for his life following Patrick]*

**SpongeBob and Patrick:** *[Gets back inside the Krusty Krab]*

**Patrick:** The Monster Snails are coming! The Monster Snails are coming!

*[All 30 Monster Snails gets inside the Krusty Krab with their great big roar]*

**All 30 Monster Snails:** ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!

**SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs and the Trick-Or-Treaters:** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

*[Meanwhile up in the sky of the ghost ship. The Flying Dutchman is watching all the people get scared of monster snails]*

**Flying Dutchman:** *[laughs evilly]* Look at all of them mortals... Scared to death. This Halloween is the worst! *[Then he looks at the 30 Monster Snails]* Wait a minute. There's no such thing as monster snails. They're had their eye on my job. Scaring is my thing. Not theirs! No problem! I'll fit that!

*[Cut back to All 30 Monster Snails scaring SpongeBob and his friends as Thunder booms and lightning started to flash and The Flying Dutchman appears again laughing evilly]*

**Trick-Or-Treaters:** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

**All 30 Monster Snails:** *[Saw the Flying Dutchman and screams]* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

**Mr. Krabs:** Oh no! It's the Flying Dutchman!

**Flying Dutchman:** Who dares scaring these mortals on The Flying Dutchman's turf of events on Halloween?

**Monster Snail Gary:** *[Dropped the Kandy Bars from his shell]*

**Flying Dutchman:** ARRGH!!! *[Picks up all the Kandy Bars]* So you snails were scaring all the mortals this year's Halloween?

**All 30 Monster Snails:** *[stopped roaring]* Uh-huh.

**Flying Dutchman:** Well, you certainly are sharing this holiday with me. So, here are your Kandy Bars for all of you monster snails. *[Hands all the Kandy Bars to All 30 Monster Snails]*

**Monster Snail Gary:** No... This isn't what we snails are ment to be.

**Monster Snail Snellie:** It was... the sugar.

**SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs and the Trick-Or-Treaters:** Wha?

**Monster Snail Lary:** Don't you get it? It's the sugar. The sugar is what did this to us snails in the first place.

**Monster Snail Mary:** We are so busy roaring we snails have forgotten who we are. Oh no. What have we done?

**Flying Dutchman:** My... Probably didn't see this through huh? Very well then... *[Hands all the candy and the Kandy Bars back to the Trick-Or-Treaters]* Here's your candy back, kiddies.

**Kid #1:** Gee... Thank you, Mr. Flying Dutchman... sir.

**Kid #2:** Thanks.

**Kid #3:** Yeah. Thank you.

**Flying Dutchman:** Let that be a lesson that snails don't eat candy and turn into monsters. That'd be my job as a ghost haunting people at my game. *[laughs evilly then disappears]*

**SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs:** Phew.

**Mr. Krabs:** Glad that's over with.

**Monster Snail Gary:** We're sorry we scared you people. This is not what we snails are use to be.

**Monster Snail Foofie:** Sirs and madams, our apologies to you.

**Monster Snail Muffsies:** All we really wanted is to have fun on Halloween.

**Mr. Krabs:** *[sighs]* That's okay, me snails. But it wasn't your fault. It was the candy. Just be glad it's all over.

**Kid #3:** Heh. Are you kidding? That was a scariest costume we have ever seen. *[Every Trick-Or-Treater agrees]*

**SpongeBob:** I'm sure that the monster snails side-effects will wear off until Halloween's over. Then they'll revert back to their cute and huggable size.

*[Everyone laughed as we end the episode by fading to black]*

Episode Title: "Just Ice Cream"

*[The episode begins with every Bikini Bottomite are full of ice cream and are fat and sick to the stomach. Even Gary, Snellie and Lary who are extremely huge and overweight from eating all the ice cream like; Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, Mint and Fudge]*

**Big Huge Overweight Gary:** *[To the viewers]* You'd probably wondering why we are so big, huge and fat from eating all the ice cream in Bikini Bottom. Well, this is all the Ice Cream King's doing. It all started on this fine day... *[Flashback to where it all started in Bikini Bottom at the Krusty Krab]* It's the same day at the Krusty Krab. So Snellie, Lary and I have been working as waiters serving customers some Krabby Patties while SpongeBob is cooking up the Krabby Patties with his spatula. But for Squidward... well, he is still sitting at the Cash Register all day.

**SpongeBob:** Order up! *[rings the bell from the ordering window]*

**Squidward:** Humph. One Krabby Patty combo ready to pick up. *[Hands One Krabby Patty combo to Gary, Snellie and Lary each]*

**Gary:** Meow.

**Snellie:** Meow.

**Lary:** Meow.

**Nat Peterson:** Well it's about time. Thanks for the Krabby Patty. *[Gary serves one Krabby Patty combo to Nat Peterson at Table 2]*

**Gary:** Meow.

**Fred:** Thanks for the Krabby Patty Combo, Snellie. How's about something different next time. *[Snellie serves one Krabby Patty combo to Fred at Table 3]*

**Snellie:** Meow.

**Dave:** Oh boy. A Krabby Patty Combo. Thanks, Lary. You are a lifesaver. *[Lary serves one Krabby Patty combo to Dave at Table 4]*

**Lary:** Meow.

**SpongeBob:** *[sighs]* Isn't bring you pet to work day the most fabulous day that you ever had, Squidward?

**Squidward:** Not much of a pet loving person, SpongeBob. I mean look at this... three snails serving krabby patties for every customer... It's disgusting. Except Snellie. She's a purebred. Unlike Gary and Lary.

**SpongeBob:** True, Squidward, true. And Gary and Lary are real different than... *[takes out a real life sea snail from his pocket]* Jerry. So much you can learn from these three snails.

**Patrick:** *[arrives]* Good morning, Krusty Krew!

**Squidward:** What would you like to order, Patrick?

**Patrick:** I would like a... Uhhh... **A Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream** made with chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mini and fudge.

**Squidward:** No one's ever ordered a Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream for days.

**SpongeBob:** One Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream coming right up! *[Runs to the kitchen to make one Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream made with chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mint and fudge]* Here it is, Patrick! One Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream made with chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mint and fudge.

**Patrick:** You can thank the Ice Cream King for that. He's the one you should be careful for. *[takes the Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream made with chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mint and fudge all the way to Table 7]*

**Frankie Billy:** Hey! We want some Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream too!

*[Every customer agrees on what they want]*

**SpongeBob:** Okay. One Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream for everybody!

**Gary, Snellie and Lary:** Meow.

*[And SpongeBob ran back to the kitchen to make some more Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream made with chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mint and fudge for everybody and hands them each and everyone of them even, Gary, Snellie and Lary]*

**Lenny:** This is gonna be so good.

**SpongeBob:** Hooray! What can possibly go wrong on eating the Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream?

*[Everyone in Bikini Bottom cheers even Gary, Snellie and Lary]*

**French Narrator:** Many Triple Krabby Patties with five scoops of ice creams Later...

*[We see everyone in Bikini Bottom get big and fat and got sick to the stomach after eating so many Triple Krabby Patties with five scoops of ice creams.]*

**All Big and Fat Customers:** *[moans and groans]*

*[SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, Gary, Snellie and Lary also got extremely huge and overweight after eating lots of Triple Krabby Patties with five scoops of ice creams even Plankton.]*

**Overweight** **SpongeBob, Overweight Patrick, Overweight Squidward, Overweight Mr. Krabs, Overweight Sandy, Overweight Pearl, Overweight Mrs. Puff and Overweight Plankton:** *[moans and groans and ate the triple krabby patties with five scoops of ice creams into their mouths and gulps em down inside their bodies]* Ugh...

**Big Huge Overweight Gary:** Mrlooooow.

**Big Huge Overweight Snellie:** Mrlooooow.

**Big Huge Overweight Lary:** Mrlooooow.

*[The three big huge overweight snails ate every single ice cream made entirely out of chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mint and fudge and got themselves morbidity obese]*

**Big Huge Overweight Gary:** Mrloow.

**Big Huge Overweight Snellie:** Mrloow.

**Big Huge Overweight Lary:** Mrloow.

**Big Huge Overweight Gary:** Mrrlooweow.

**Big Huge Overweight Snellie:** Mrrlooweow.

**Big Huge Overweight Lary:** Mrrlooweow.

*[The three morbidity obese snails headed out of the Krusty Krab and saw every people of Bikini Bottom got huge and overweight and sick to their stomachs.]*

**Big Huge Overweight Gary:** Everyone in Bikini Bottom is getting fat today.

**Big Huge Overweight Snellie:** Whoa. That's a lot of fat fish.

**Big Huge Overweight Lary:** Yeah. What's going on?

**Overweight** **SpongeBob, Overweight Patrick, Overweight Squidward, Overweight Mr. Krabs, Overweight Sandy, Overweight Pearl, Overweight Mrs. Puff and Overweight Plankton:** We must obey the ice cream king. *[They all dragged themselves out of The Krusty Krab then go outside with their obese arms and legs]*

*[The three morbidity obese snails saw Overweight SpongeBob and the other Overweight characters dragging themselves to go find the ice cream king even the big and fat customers who are fish.]*

**Big Huge Overweight Gary:** There's something weird going on.

**Big Huge Overweight Snellie:** We need to get to Snail Park.

**Big Huge Overweight Lary:** I bet all of our snail-friends didn't get to hear and obey the ice cream king.

*[Bubble Translation to Daniel, Little Dollar, Yo-yo, Mary's ex-boyfriend the Snail Boss, Orange Snail, Bully Snail, Micheal, Victoria, Eugene, Pat, Penney, Sweet Sue, Edward, Snail #13, Petey, Muffsies, Foofie, Mary and Billy who are also extremely huge and overweight ate a lot of ice cream made with chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, mint and fudge before the three morbidity obese snails; Gary, Snellie and Lary showed up.]*