Martha The Dog

Martha struts her stuff

**Martha** is the main and titular character of the award-winning TV show, Martha Screams. When Martha eats alphabet soup, the letters go to her brain, and she then has the ability to talk. She also is granted the intelligence of Albert Einstein. She eats alphabet soup every day. She is the President of the United States of America, and was elected in 2000 at the age of 74(in dog years). Martha was inaugurated in 2001, and took over the country 5 minutes after the ceremony. During her time in office, she invaded Canada and exterminated all cats from existence. She also has a habit of getting ligma.

## Appearance

Martha is a Labrador Retriever and Pitbull mix in the show. Her collar is red with a metal I.D. tag. Her ears are a darker brown than the rest of her body, which is yellow. She has white on her paws and muzzle. Her entire mouth area will turn a raspberry red when she gets ligma.

## Personality

Martha, unlike most dogs, is very controlling and calculating but does get grumpy at times when someone irritates her. She has genius level intelligence and has constructed a number of super lasers to take over the earth.

## History

Martha was born in the headquarters of NASA during the final years of the Cold War. After her birth, her mother was shot into space to see how space affected dogs. She never returned. The loss of her mother greatly effected Martha, leading her to favor logic over emotions later in life. After the rest of her brothers and sisters where taken for research on how space affected puppies, she was adopted by an eccentric supporter of NASA and officially named Martha after his dead wife. As a puppy, Martha was extremely hard to train and routinely refused to be potty-trained. This led to her eventual expulsion from the manor. Because of this, Martha wandered the streets for sometime, before becoming street savvy and heading an all-female gang of pitbulls known as the Infected Bite Wound gang. While planning an attack on a rival gang, she was introduced to Barksicov, an young Russian revolutionary. Little is known about their relationship, only that they traveled to Russia together, where their son Vladimir (now Skits) was birthed and subsequently abandoned. After coming back to America, Martha was caught by a dog-catcher and taken to the pound. Here she was adopted by the unsuspecting Lorraine family. Shortly afterwards, she was fed Alphabet Soup and gained the ability to speak as well as increased intelligence. Her reign of terror happened shortly after.

## Notable Achievements

Martha was the first female president of the United States of America, as well as the first dog president.

## Relationships with Family

### Helen

Helen is Martha's owner, and Martha ignores her a lot. She considers her a strain on her duties as president of the United States. Despite this, Helen helps her with her plans multiple times. Martha considers Helen inferior in intelligence, but helpful none-the-less.

### Skits

Skits is Martha's adopted brother, son, closest friend and the trusted general of her army. He is a former spy whose greatest accomplishments include infiltrating the Russian government and faking the moon landing. He does not talk, but Martha describes his barks as being spoken with Russian accent, due to being born there.

### Jake

Martha hates Jake. He also can say "dog" and almost say Martha's name. Unbeknownst to her family, she once mind controlled Jake to make him seem like a child prodigy. This was apart of her plan to get him on Dr. Phil, so that she could harness the signal and broadcast propaganda.

### Mariella

Martha will call Mariella anything from "Mariella" to "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DISGUSTING WRETCH!". Although sometimes Mariella shouts out Martha's name angrily and/or tells her off when Martha does something wrong, Martha does not care about Mariella at all as evidenced when she tried to flag down vehicles to escape the family, using Mariella's rattlesnake bite to her advantage in "Texan Martha".

### Daniel Lorraine

Their relationship is neutral. Martha never converses with him, but never insults him.