Dream A Dreamy Dream

(Theme Song)

Mia: (Singing) Catching babies... and give them hugs... we're soft and cuddly just like Pip and Freddy. Don't worry babies you're safe when we're together. You know we're gonna be friends forever! Mia Kitten tot adventurer, Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Hold my paw let's find adventure. Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Open up your arms and catch a hug!

(All baby animals giggled as a theme song ends)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten"

(Cut to the episode title with a picture of Dreamy In Her Kitty Bed Feeling Scared Of A Monster)

Mia: "Dream A Dreamy Dream"

[Night outside Willa's forever home. Dreamy is heard meowing, and the lights in her and Willa's bedroom turn on.]

Willa: "It's OK, Dreamy. Mommy's here. Shh."

[The lights turn off. Dreamy resumes meowing.]

Wolves: "Not again."

[The next day in the kitchen, early morning. A sleep-deprived Dreamy and Precious are eating cereal, but Precious is so exhausted she face-plants into her cereal, causing Dreamy to flinch. Willa's also sleep-deprived dad approaches with a burrito.]

Willa's Dad: [groggy] "Who had the breakfast burrito wrapped in a cozy tortilla with fluffy egg pillow?" [collapses]

Mia: "That's three nights in a row Dreamy's kept us up during our sleepovers! My beauty is delicate; I can't handle another night without sleep!"

Precous: "Poor Dreamy. Still having bad dreams?"

Dreamy: [whines] "Nightmares!"

Mimi: "What's going on in that noggin of yours, little dude?"

[Dreamy gets off her kitty chair, dumps the trash bin, and turns the contents straight before making a scary face. The others have no idea what she means, so she goes to the fridge, grabs a squid, and waves its tentacles at them.]

Willa's Dad: "My ca-Lynn-mari? I don't get it." [Dreamy throws the squid to the ground and steps on it, spraying ink on the fridge.] "There's nothing wrong with my ca-Lynn-mari!"

[The others disagree.]

Willa: "I agree with you daddy. The nightmares are most likely not gastronomically induced, although your squid could benefit from a pinch of salt and a dash of inspiration."

[In her and Willa's bedroom, Dreamy is paw-painting something on a piece of paper]

Willa: "Good idea, Dreamy! A visual aid!"

[Dreamy hands over her paw-painting to Willa.]

Willa: "Hmm. Let me examine this visual abstract-" [gasps] "Oh my stars and moons!"

[Dreamy's paw-painting shows herself, Willa, Mr. Woodbird, Trashy, and Tentacle.]

Willa: "Trashy and Tentacle... Mr. Woodbird has been causing your nightmares! Oh, and here I thought I was shielding you from my experiments. Thank goodness you never saw my research on Flip's DNA. Two words: double butt crack." [Both of them wince in disgust] "But don't worry. I'll figure out how to remedy this situation."

[Back at T.O.T.S., Mr. Woodbird is unveiling his latest invention to the babies.]

Mr. Woodbird: "Babies, Willa has discovered the source of Dreamy's nightmares: me."

[He shows Dreamy's paw-painting. the babies all gasp.]

Mr. Woodbird: "To fix this situation, I give you: The Dream Machine!"

[He takes the tarp off and unveils the machine; parts of Mia's ride are visible]

Mia: Just one thing, did you use parts of my demi lovato ride with my permission?

[Mr. Woodbird sheepishly hides the hood of Mia's car, kicking it away; no questions.]

Mr. Woodbird: "Please. Save your questions for the end." [grabs modified headbands] "Now, these headbands will allow the wearer to enter Dreamy's nightmare and defeat the monsters. Once Dreamy sees them destroyed, she'll realize there's nothing to be afraid of."

[Dreamy meows in agreement.]

Bucky: "Dibs on monster-mashing!"

Mia: "Hey, I don't think so!"

[The other babies start fighting. Mr. Woodbird presses a button on Dreamy's kitty bed.]

Alarm: "Fight cloud alert! Fight cloud alert!"

[The other babies stop.]

Mr. Woodbird: "Having predicted your rambunctious response, I have selected which of you will be going. Precious for her adorable spelling skills..." [Precious smiles and gives a thumbs up, but is kicked by Lucy's paw] "...Bucky for his physical strength..." [Bucky flexes a muscle and chuckles] "...Mia for her lullabies she sings or when recording new songs..." [Mia nods her head in agreement] "...and Willa because she and Dreamy speak the same language."

Willa: "Moooon!"

Dreamy: "Moooon!!"

Mr. Woodbird: "Now, let's get to work."

[Late at night, Dreamy is fast asleep. Mr. Woodbird is calibrating the machine for the babies when J.P. gives them some food.]

J.P.: "Here they go, Wood. I made the babies some nightmare mission ca-pirre-mari."

Mr. Woodbird: "they didn't eat it at dinner, won't eat it in a nightmare. But thanks."

[He smiles a sneaky smile and puts the calamari in Willa's backpack.]

Mr. Woodbird: "Alright, babies, it's go time. You'll need nightlights..." [Bucky grabs one] "...stuffed animals..." [Mia puts her demi lovato doll in her backpack while Precious puts A stuffed animal in hers] "...and warm milk."

[Mia pours milk in her milk blaster and lets Angelica drink the leftovers, getting a milky mustache.]

Mr. Woodbird: "A nightmare's worst nightmare."

[The team is fully geared up now.]

Mr. Woodbird: "Babies, your last piece of equipment is your return button. If you run into trouble, press it and you'll wake up." [The others look at their return buttons, confused.] "Speaking of waking up, the rest of you must keep Dreamy asleep while you're in her dream. If she wakes up before the others, they'll be trapped inside her dream forever."

Precious: "Wait, you're just mentioning it now?!"

Mr. Woodbird: "Well, you'll be fine. The odds are in your favor, more or less." [Precious groans] "Professor Peacock's assistant Lull-a-bot will now transport you into Dreamy's dream."

Lull-a-bot: [tucking Precious, Willa, Bucky, and Mia in the machine] "**ROCK-A-BYE BABIES IN A TREETOP. WHEN THE WIND BLOWS, THE CRADLE WILL ROCK. WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS, THE CRADLE WILL FALL. AND DOWN WILL COME BABY, CRADLE AND ALL**." [activates the machine] "3, 2, 1."

[The four are sent into Dreamy's dream.]

[Willa turns on a flashlight, revealing that the four are inside the nightmare.]

Mr. Woodbird: (Through Walkie Talkie) "Welcome to Dreamy's dream."

Mia: Now that we're in here, (Through Her Tots Watch) Alright, Pip And Freddy, do you read me? Over."

Pip: "Roger that. Freddy and I hear you loud and clear."

Mr. Woodbird: (Through Walkie Talkie) "Okay Babies, Keep an eye out for any signs of Trashy or Tentacle."

Willa: "Where are we?"

Bucky: "Hey, check this out!" [finds an old football] "My old pigskin! Huh. We must be in our basement."

[The football turns into a nightmare pig, frightening Lynn. Lisa shoots the pig with her milk blaster, causing it to fall asleep, and blows the blaster.]

Mr. Woodbird: (Through Walkie Talkie) "Ah, yes. The basement. That would make sense. It's where every nightmare starts."

[Suddenly Dreamy is heard meowing with a monster roaring backing her despairing meows.]

Willa: "It sounds like Trashy found my kitty! Hurry!"

[The four hurry upstairs to Dreamy's bedroom.]

[In the real world, Dreamy tosses, turns, and moans as Pip, Freddy, J.P., Mimi, Pearl, Mr. Woodbird, Captain Beakman, and K.C. hear a lawnmower.]

K.C.: "Who's mowing their lawn at 3 a.m.?"

[Mimi and K.C. peek out the window.]

Mimi: Tweet, Tweet, Looks like it's Grouse.

K.C.: [Takes out a mallet] "Ooh, I'll handle this."

[She heads outside; Pip, Freddy, J.P., Mimi, and Pearl peek out the window.]

Mr. Grouse: [off-screen] "Hey, Koala, what are you do-" [K.C. destroys his lawnmower]

Mr. Coconuts: "Wow. Sleepless Mom doesn't mess around!" [K.C. is heard snoring] "And she fell asleep in the shrubs."

[In the nightmare, Precious, Willa, Bucky, and Mia approach Dreamy's bedroom...]

Bucky: "Time to take out the trash."

Mr. Woodbird: (Through Walkie Talkie) "Bucky, wait. You've gotta be careful. If you're taken out in the nightmare, you get taken out in the real world."

Precious: "Come on, you keep adding rules. And that's kind of a biggie."

Mr. Woodbird: (Through Walkie Talkie) Babies, Get your night lights ready.

[The five siblings burst into Dreamy's bedroom to see Dreamy cowering before Trashy, who roars.]

Mia: "Willa's Kitty, we're here to cure your nightmares."

[Dreamy cheers. The babies prepare to fight Trashy...]

Willa: "Don't worry, Dreamy. Mommy will keep you company."

[...now joined by two of her siblings. Precious, Mia and Bucky prepare to fight Trashy.]

Mia: "We'll have this under control, right? Trash really is my thing." [Trashy takes out Precious, spraying trash on Mia's demi lovato night gown] "This is dry-clean only!

(She Screams In Panic)

[Trashy punches Bucky out of the way, but Mia tackles the beast and wrestles with it before punching it back to the trash. Precious puts the trash can upright and Bucky closes the lid.]

Bucky: "Now that's how you take out the trash."

Willa: "One down, one to go."

Dreamy: "Yay!" [claps her paws]

[In the real world, Pip, Freddy, J.P., Mimi, Pearl, Mr. Woodbird and Captain Beakman are all snoring when they hear a horn honking and engines revving. Dreamy still writhes in her sleep; Scoots and the Sunset Canyon crew are here to make noise. Scoots, Bernie and Seymour are having a drag race outside; Scoots starts doing donuts on the T.O.T.S. yard; Bernie honks his horn in the driveway; and Seymour knocks over the T.O.T.S.' trashcans.]

Freddy: [Checks outside the window] "Oh no. It's Scoots and the Sunset Canyon crew."

J.P.: [Takes out a wrench] "Not for long!"

[The others check outside; J.P. is able to singlehandedly disable all the Sunset Canyon crew's vehicles off-screen.]

Pearl: "Wow! J.P. just took out the entire crew!"

[J.P. falls asleep, too.]

Mr. Coconuts: "And she fell asleep in the shrubs."

[In the nightmare, the babies along with Dreamy peek outside the door. Something is heard in the bathroom...]

Precious: "That must be Tentacle."

[The five approach the bathroom, but Tentacle grabs Precious and drags him inside the bathroom!]

Mia: [cheerfully] "Thanks for volunteering, Precious!"

[Tentacle starts dunking Precious in the toilet, slams her on the walls, and throws her outside the bathroom before retreating in the sink.]

Bucky: "Look! If Tentacle is in the pipes, we just need to lure him to the toilet."

Willa: "Wait, take this." [hands Precious a teddy bear] "When you're in position, pull the string and drop it."

Mia: "Oh, Precious, you're so brave!"

[She slaps her and pushes her back to the bathroom. She raps on the toilet, and Tentacle emerges. It swipes at Precious, and she hands the teddy bear to it, pulls the string, and lets go. Tentacle drags the bear inside the toilet, Precious flushes the toilet, and runs out of the bathroom before it explodes.]

Mia: "You see, Dreamy? We defeated both of your monsters! There's nothing to be afraid of." [Dreamy whimpers and hides in Willa's backpack] "But your face says otherwise."

[Dreamy babbles fearfully.]

Willa: "She said there's one more."

Precious: "A third monster?! Another thing Mr. Woodbird failed to mention!"

Mia: "Hey, don't look at me. There were only two in her finger painting."

[The third monster, a Flip monster, lifts up the roof of the nightmare Loud House.]

Flip Monster: "Hey, chiefs."

[The six Louds all panic and run as the Flip monster punches the floor. In the real world, Lily whimpers and moans more.]

[Back in the nightmare, the six Louds burst out of the Loud House's door, but the Flip monster finds them and chases them to the backyard.]

Lisa: [checks watch] "Gah! It's almost sunrise! We're running out of time!"

[The Flip monster sniffs the area, trying to find them.]

Lincoln: "Wait. This is just like the boss battle in my zombie video game!"

Lola: "Oh? Was the boss a two-story convenience-store owner with nacho cheese breath?!"

Lincoln: "No, but we can do this! If we blast it from different angles, it'll have no place to run and we can take it down!"

Lisa: "Worth a shot!"

Leni: "I'm in!"

Lincoln: "Everyone split up and get into position. I'll get his attention." [to the Flip monster] "Hey, Flip! Your nacho cheese is green! I want my money back!"

Flip Monster: [turning to face hapless Lincoln] "No refunds!"

Lincoln: "Blast it! Now!"

[The Flip monster chases Lincoln. The others come out of hiding and shoot it with their milk blasters; he swallows it and gets sleepy.]

Lincoln: [realizing a fatal error...] "Wait, isn't Flip lactose-intolerant?! Run!"

[The Flip monster farts from its dual butt cracks, sending all six Louds flying to the bushes.]

Lynn: "I know it's a dream, but it smells so real!"

Flip Monster: "Hey, where'd you go?"

[Lily whimpers.]

Lisa: "This monster's too powerful. We need to abort mission. It's too dangerous to stay here."

Lynn: "If we leave, Lily's nightmares will be even worse!"

Flip Monster: [finds them] "Hey, peek-a-boo, chiefs!"

[The Louds scream in terror; they must retreat, and fast!]

Lisa: "Press your return buttons, NOW!!!"

[Lincoln, Leni, Lynn, and Lola press their return buttons and wake up in the real world, but find Lisa is still asleep... red flag.]

Lincoln: "Wait, why is Lisa still sleeping?"

Lisa: [through the radio] "Sorry, siblings. I already put one sister's life in danger."

[Lisa is still in the nightmare realm.]

Lisa: "I can't risk any of yours." [goes to Charles' doghouse. Lily is hiding.] "I must finish this alone. For Lily."

[Lily and Lisa smile at each other, but Lisa is grabbed by the Flip monster. Lisa's calamari falls out of her backpack...]

Lily: [distraught] "Lisa!!"

[The Flip monster chuckles sinisterly as he squeezes Lisa's little body...]

Lisa: "Lily, I'm sorry! I failed you!"

[Lily looks at the calamari and gags, but takes it out of the bag before turning to face the Flip monster...]

Lily: "Bad Flip! Leave Lisa alone!"

[...and lightning strikes the calamari, transforming it into a sword!]

Lisa: [amazed] "A ca-Lynn-mari sword?!"

[Realizing what Lily will do, Lisa smirks at the Flip monster, which has a worrisome look. Lily readies her sword, yells, leaps into the air, and slashes the Flip monster before landing. It explodes, letting loose one last fart.]

[Later, Lisa awakens to a brief rain of ca-Lynn-mari chunks. The dream is now pink and bright, as opposed to the red and dark tones of the nightmare. Lily runs over and embraces her.]

Lily: "Lisa!"

Lisa: "Lily, that was incredible! From now on, I promise; no more monster experiments."

Lily: "Lily not afraid anymore!" [giggles]

Lisa: [chuckles] "Then my mission here is complete."

Lily: "Bye-bye, Lisa!"

Lisa: [kisses Lily] "Sweet dreams, Lily."

[Lisa uses her return button...]

[...and she wakes up in the real world.]

Lincoln, Leni, and Lynn: "You made it!"

Lola: "I'm so glad you're okay!"

Lynn: "What happened in there? Did you crush that thing?"

Lisa: "Nope. She did."

[Lily is now peacefully sleeping.]

[It is now sunrise. Lily wakes up to find Lynn Sr., Lucy, the Lull-a-bot, and Lisa sleeping. Recognizing Lisa from her dream, Lily climbs out of her crib and crawls on Lisa's bed.]

Lisa: "Huh?"

Lily: "Lily has good dream about you."

Lisa: [chuckles] "Tell me all about it, Lily..."

[Episode ends.]