Qitzikwaka

52% Qitzi-maba
30% Quitzi-Kalmyk
14% Afro-slav

**Qitzikwaka** is an underground nation located near the tri-point of Niger, Chad, and Libya. The capital and largest city is called Ger. The only international airport is the εrkχə Airport. It only serves 3 destinations, Niamey, N'djamena and Elista. The country has developed several highways underground (Q1 & Q2), as the nation is located in the middle of the Sahara Desert. It also invests heavily in desalination plants that hydrate the entire country. The country has a relatively small area, population, and population density of 12,345 km2, 291,817, and 23 people.

## History

The land of Qitzikwaka was feared by the native Maba tribe, as they believed everything surrounding the Mokodinza Crater was filled with ghosts and death. Later, it was discovered it was a natural gas leak.

Nobody lived here for a long time until a Russian settlement in Djibouti was founded called Sagallo. The French however came back and deported all of the Russians back to Russia, but admist that group were some Kalmyk Buddhist monks. As the French came in, the Kalmyks escaped to the desert. They then later got lost in the desert, but met the prince of the Maba tribe called Enaasha. The Kalmyks then asked if they could live in his land as they needed a place to stay. The prince promised that if the Kalmyks could survive there, they could have it and his people (the Maba tribe) would support him.

The Kalmyks then discovered what places to avoid, as they had gas leaks. While digging, they found a way to swell up the aquifer and fill up the reservoir. After time went by, word spread to the mother land, the Republic of Kalmykia, and a bunch more Kalmyks came in to Qitzikwaka. The natural gas leak was later harvested and is the current main source of Qitzikwaka's economy.

The country's name is called after the caves of the country, qitzi meaning poison, and kwaka meaning cave. Spelling it out means *poison cave*.

## Geography

### Above Ground

Even though the nation is mostly underground, lots of things are happening above the ground too. The tallest point is the Pəderʃχa Peak, located in the Mokodinza Crater. It has no rivers, but the largest body of water is the Kyrkrə Reservoir in the Kyrkrə Crater.

### Underground

The country is mainly situated underground, with the underground settlements having more population than the ones above ground. Even the capital Ger has more people underground than above. The second largest village is even entirely underground, barχə. Many homes and business have stone walls, while others look more modern.

## Species

The country is known to have several species in specifically Qitzikwaka. Some include the blue spotted giraffe, saharan obese baboon, reservoir claw fish, desert spiked tortoise, 3-legged shrew, flying lavendar gecko and the highly venomous cave whip scorpion. The cave whip scorpion is also the country's national animal.

## Notable people

* Gustav Rεʃkχy, Musician/Osrich brain surgeon
* Ana εləχo, 47 time Olympic swimmer gold medalist
* Brandon Paβʃko, Soccer player/Textile mogul
* Gordon Səjχels, Producer/Billionare botanist
* Duncan Wεaalʃ, Cured cancer, but later got amnesia
* Arin Guəχʃvin, National hero/toothpick salesman
* Jansi Noʃəεr, Recording artist/Shark whisperer
* Carlos Gæχʃwəæ, Foot model that died in a plane crash
* Fernando Ríβaχʃii, Modern sufi poet/sock enthusiast
* Adam Kíεjβʃoʃ, Supermodel for pizza and burger chains
* Tim Gεʃgæχ, Historian/jacuzzi salesman
* Samri Eoχεʃíí, Painter/Bear trainer
* Laith Akʃəβχa, Wrestler/Nobel prize winning biologist