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2011 Power Rankings-Week 2

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*Posted 9/16/11 at 10:24am. These are the first ever power rankings in the League of Champions.*

1. Brak and Yellow
---Despite putting up the third most points in the league, team featured a balanced attack with 4 players earning 40+ points.

2. B-2 Hallway Gangstas
---Everything looked good for this team after week 1 except the numbers in the W/L column.

3. Lock THIS
---Powerful performance by Brady boosted team to victory. Favorable matchup this week bodes well for the teams continued success this coming Sunday.

4. Bob's Bananas
---Despite a combined 1 point from Lance Moore and Adam Vinatieri, strong performances by QB and defense gave BB's the win going in to a tough week 2 matchup.

5. NK Anacondas
---Starting 2 TE's from the same team is risky, except in the case of the New England TE tandem. Luck ran out late last week, look for NKA to have another close game against Morning Woodheads.

6. Bust a Cap
---A 99-yard touchdown reception by Wes Welker bailed out BAC in the waning minutes of Week 1.

7. Morning Woodhead
---The absence of Arian Foster wasn't enough to cost MW the Week 1 win. QB controversy and some questions at WR will cause some angst prior to the start of Week 2.

8. GregCincoDos
---RB Moreno had more receiving yards than rushing against Oakland, but he's looking good against Cincy. Roddy White had 61 yards against a great defense, but this week he goes against the Eagles D. If both can step it up, look for GCD to rebound.

9. Big Sacks
---How does a team that was autodrafted and is unmaintained get a week 1 win?

10. Pain Train WOO WOO
---No team has made more moves (6). Let's hope it's enough as PTWW goes in to a tough week.

11. Warwick Kswiss Tubes
---A team built on "risky picks" has a chance to rebound, but they'll have to do it against last weeks top scoring team.

12. ma ma momma said
---MMMS didn't take advantage of having top spot in the waiver order this week, which is shocking considering Peyton Manning is still taking up a spot on the teams bench.
300-Point Club

## Overview

The 300-point club is the most elite club in the League of Champions. Entry into the club guarantees a win for your team. The first four LOC Champions all had at least one 300-point game in the Champions Bracket on their way to the title. Every team that has participated in the Championship Game has had a 300-point game at some point in their Franchise history except JarJar Stinks! All ten teams are still active in the league. Ma ma momma said currently holds the all-time record for most points scored in a single game with 367.53. Garoppoblow Me currently holds the record for most games scoring over 300 points (5). Paddock 9 is the most recent teams to score over 300 points, reaching 303.04 in the 2023 regular season.
2011 Power Rankings-Week 3

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*Posted 9/22/11 at 7:49pm.*

1 (1). Brak and Yellow
---The team followed the lead of Romo's gutsy performance to keep BAY undefeated with the league's second-highest point total for the season. But BAY has no backup QB. Will Romo play?

2 (3). Lock THIS
---Brady has put up 180 points so far this season. That's over half the amount of points put up by two of the other teams in this league.

3 (6). Bust a Cap
---Last week it was luck. This week it was dominance. Pittsburgh D, Vincent Jackson, and Aaron Rodgers. Enough said.

4 (9) Big Sacks
---Subbing in Matt Stafford proved that BS is paying attention after all, and is in it to win it.

5 (7) Morning Woodhead

---MW did enough to win. They'll need to do better against PTWW. One of the more balanced teams, which makes them a sleeper.

6 (10) Pain Train WOO WOO
---Gave BAC a run for their money last week. Had a better week than week 1 and if Chris Johnson gets going, the team will really start to compete.

7 (2) B-2 Hallway Gangstas
---Either week 1 was a lucky week or week 2 was an unlucky week. Week 3 will be telling.

8 (5) NK Anacondas
---Two close Monday night loses. Putting up good numbers but how will team fair with TE Aaron Hernandez out with MCL sprain?

9 (4) bob's bananas

---Week 1 they beat a team that is proving to be one of the weakest in the league. Week 2 Cutler showed his true colors and Jamaal Charles got taken out for the year. Going to be tough to win against league points leader Lock THIS.

10 (8) GregCincoDos
---Moreno needs to do better. So does White, Davis, Edwards, and Philly defense.

11 (12) ma ma momma said
---Still has put up the lowest amount of points out of the 12 teams in the league, but has more wins than five other teams. Probably would be ranked higher if it weren't for the little fact of Peyton Manning still being on that bench along with a few other guys who are either on IR or third string players.

12 (11) Warwick Kswiss Tubes
---Not putting up enough points. Now Vick is hurt, as anyone could predict given the amount of time he is given by his offensive line. This problem could linger all year, while WKT's playoff hopes may not.
All-Time Franchise Playoff Records

## Overview

Fourteen teams have played at least one playoff game as of the conclusion to the 2019 season. Of those teams, only four have a winning record in the Championship Bracket (Sweet Dee, The Shotti Bunch, ma ma momma said and JarJar Stinks!).

The Stupid Idiots is the lone active playoff team without a win in the main bracket, while Why am I doing this is the only team to have never won either a main bracket game or a Bowl game. Paddock 9 was 0-3 before earning their first win in December of 2018. Sweet Dee was 0-1 before earning their first win in December of 2018.

The Shotti Bunch holds the record for highest combined winning percentage (0.722) while B2 has the lowest combined winning percentage among teams with at least one win (0.340).

Five teams have never made it to the playoffs. Four are defunct.

## All-Time Franchise Playoff Records

Below is the list of all teams who have played in the post-season in the League of Champions. In the case of team name changes, the most recent name is used. See also All-Time Regular Season Franchise Records.

Updated through 12/29/23

## Teams with No Playoff Appearances

No ACTIVE team has never reached the playoffs

Five defunct teams never reached the playoffs during their franchise's history.

* Brak and Yellow - In 2011 this team tied for 6th place (7-6 record) but lost the tie-breaker with soon-to-be champion Papa's Posse (Then NK Anacondas) by way of Points For. The team folded that off-season.
* Big Sacks - Folded after its first season with a 6-7 record.
* bob's bananas - Missed the playoffs in 2011 after a four-game losing streak and folded that off-season.
* GregCincoDos - Finished 4-9 after an 0-5 start in their first and only year. They folded at the conclusion of the 2011 season.

## Consolation Tournament

For statistics regarding the Consolation Tournament, see the main page here.
All-Time Head-to-Head Franchise Records

Below is a list of head-to-head records for each franchise. These records include both regular and post-season play. However, there is no distinction here between wins or losses recorded in the Consolation Tournament or the Championship Bracket.

To read the chart:

Find the team using the left column. Teams across the top row are the opponents.

Updated through 12/27/23

## See Also

All-Time Regular Season Head-to-Head Franchise Records
All-Time Franchise Consolation Tournament Records

## Overview

Fourteen teams have participated in the Consolation Tournament since the start of the league in 2011. The Consolation tournament is held at the end of each season for those teams that do not quality for the Championship Bracket.

Six teams were entered into the Consolation Tournament in 2011. The original format saw four teams face off in the opening round while the 7th and 8th place teams were awarded a bye. After the league was reformed and consolidated during the Summer leading up to the 2012 season, the Tournament was narrowed down from six participants to four. Under the new and current format, all four teams are given a bye in the opening round.

As a result of the reformatting, there has only been one 11th place match in the history of the league. The game was played between Paddock 9 and ma ma momma said December 13-19, 2011. Paddock 9 was victorious, earning him his first of a league best five Consolation Tournament wins.

FreeOJ is a league worst combined 0-2 in the Consolation Tournament and boasts a league worst combined record of 0-4. This is the only team in the league that is winless in both the Consolation Tournament and the Championship Bracket.

Four teams have never played in the Consolation Bracket. Three are defunct.

## All-Time Franchise Consolation Tournament Records

Below is a list of all teams who have participated in the Post-Season Consolation Tournament and their performances in that tournament.

Updated through 12/29/23

## Teams with No Consolation Tournament Appearances

Three defunct teams never played in the Consolation Tournament in their franchise's history:

* B-2 Hallway Gangstas - Qualified for the Championship Bracket in 2011 when they finished the regular season ranked fourth.
* IAMGROOT - Qualified for the Championship Bracket in both 2013 and 2014, the only two seasons in the history of the franchise.
* Why am I doing this - Finished the 2012 season with a 3-game win streak to qualify for the Championship Bracket. The team folded at the conclusion of its inaugural season.
All-Time Franchise Win/Loss Records

Below are the win/loss records of every franchise. These records combine both regular season and post-season. They do not differentiate between games won in the Consolation Tournament and the Champions Bracket, nor do they distinguish between games won in the main tournaments or the 3rd, 5th and 9th place games. Due to byes and varying results, most teams have a different number of total games.

Updated through 12/27/23
2011 Scoring Rules

## Overview

The initial system for scoring in the League of Champions was established in Fall of 2011. Unlike standard scoring, the 2011 Scoring Rules heavily favored QBs. Among the QB-favored rules were Point Per Completion (PPR) and Point Per Fifteen Yards. As a result, teams with elite QBs (or ones who averaged a lot of completions per game) ran the league in the initial year.

Several rules changed in subsequent years as a result of top-scoring QBs negating the quality starts of well-balanced teams who only lacked in that one position.

## Inception

The concept of a high-scoring league came about as a result of a 2010 season in which the League Commissioner took part but did not run. The scoring system in the league was standard, with no fractional points awarded for players who partly achieved goals. As a result, a 19-yard performance cost the Commissioner the 2010 championship. Vowing to never be screwed again, he established the League of Champions and created the first scoring system.

In this scoring system, players got fractions of points for each yard gained and was rewarded for achieving anything on the field.

## Point System

Due to the inflation of several point categories, the 2011 scoring system did not last past the initial year. In addition to heavily favored QB position, kickers were generously rewarded for kicks ranging from 30-60 yards. Defenses also racked up the points, scoring for multiple points for sacks, picks, tackles for loss, 3 and outs etc. Much of this would be amended the following year and for several years to follow before the modern day scoring system was put into place.
2015 Teams

The 2015 Season was launched with ten teams, including nine returning managers and one new manager taking over for the defunct IAMGROOT.

#FreeOJ - 5th Season

Deez Sons of Bitchez - 3rd Season

Fire Goodell - 5th Season

Garoppoblow Me - 5th Season

ma ma momma said - 5th Season

Paddock 9 - 5th Season

Papa's Posse - 5th Season

Reign Maker - 5th Season

TEAM MANBEARBIG - 1st Season

The Shotti Bunch - 4th Season
2013 Power Rankings-Week 10

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*Posted 11/6/13 at 9:51pm. There were no Power Rankings posted prior to weeks 7-9 in the 2013 season.*

Power Rankings

Oi vey. I'll tell you, it's really tough to find inspiration to do power rankings when your team hasn't won basically all season. But I finally did get a win last week, plus we had a team clinch a playoff spot this week. So I guess I should get everyone caught up here and do some PR's before we head down the final stretch.

1. Hernandez' Bracelets - Like the Boston Red Sox, HB has gone from worst to first. Let's give credit where credit is due. He isn't doing this well because of where he drafted. He is doing this well because he has tremendous knowledge of the fantasy game and he has earned his record this season. One has to wonder if the fantasy gods have somehow given up their rivalry with Nate. Of course we won't know for sure until he wins the 'ship…if he wins the 'ship.

2. ma ma momma said - While the top five are all within 100 total fantasy points from one another, I have to give the number 2 spot to the defending champs. Interesting that the #1 and the #10 ranked teams from last year have both found their way to the top spots. It goes to show that you can have a good draft no matter what your pick # is. Which makes me question what the hell went so wrong with some of us this year…

3. The Shotti Bunch - This team was a power house last year and are having a similarly strong year. The question is will they petter off in the playoffs again? Almost on cue, Rodgers is out with a semi-serious injury. Will he be back in time for the playoff run?

4. Cooper Clux Clan - This team is a real mover and shaker. One thing that has stayed consistent all year? The Johnson trio. How strong is this team? They won without Peyton Manning this week. Definite contender.

5. Orange Julians - Arguably the most consistent team the league has ever known, OJ has won 4 straight to get right back in to the playoff hunt. They have a two game cushion and they have almost 300 points on the 6th ranked teams (points are the tie-breaker in fantasy, not head-to-head) so it seems like a lock that they make the post-season.

6. Ooohmypussyitswet - Very streaky team. They have really benefited from an easy schedule this season and I don't know if they have what it takes to make a real run but anything is possible.

7. The Enforcers - So much promise but they didn't set their lineup during the bye weeks and the Fantasy Gods do not appreciate this. They're out.

8. Gronk's Flakes - Oh what's up one game win streak? This team finally got to see what Brady is capable of. All it took was for them to pick up every available Patriot player and they finally get a win. Too bad the Pats are on the bye this week so they basically have no team.

9. Wilfork You Up - Host of the DiGennaro pity party. In a vicious fight for the 10-seed.

10. Girl on Fire - Sorry to say this team is really embarrassing at this point. I mean, they had a lot of promise and tanked after the mega-trade. I'd give them the 8 seed except they lost to the only two teams standing below them.
Elf

Elves are long-lived, beings who can live for up to 1,000 years. They are known for their fierce intelligence and their connection to the Magical Leylines that scatter the world of Coronia.

## History

It is widely believed that the Elves were the first race to live on Coronia. Founding vast cities on magical leylines that served as the sources of immeasurable power. Their experiments were not always successful, and though there is little evidence to back it up, that all of the other races are in some way descendants of the old Elven society.

What is known is that a botched experiment in the city of Thundercliffe led to the Chaos Wars , and no records currently exist of the time prior to the wars aside from the scant information recovered from some Warforged who survived the wars without suffering a 'death'

## Society

The Elves were the first race to discover the power of magic, and they know it. High Elves in particular like to laud their natural intelligence and affinity for Wizardry over the other races; especially when they are in the proximity of the Arcane Cathedral. Though they do not have any additional political power over the other races they do seem to enjoy the prospect of it and many of the worst leaders in history were Elves.

The Elves that grew outside of the city are much more humble in nature and tend to use their natural aptitude for common sense rather than high-minded study. These Elves are extremely popular among travellers but they often tend to shy away from large cities in favour of running taphouses or acting as guardians of particularly important rural sites.

## Subraces

There are two main types of Elves, High (or City) Elves and Wood (or Wild) Elves. They have the same statistics and attributes as set out in the 5th Edition Players Handbook.

## DM Notes

Drow are not a playable race in the setting and there is no evidence of their existence.  As such it should be assumed that they do not exist at all.
All-Time Postseason Win/Loss Records

Below are the win/loss records for every team for every postseason games. This combines Festival main bracket, Consolation bracket, and all consolation games (including Bowl Week games). It does not discriminate between Glory Bowl wins and Million Dollar Game wins. Therefore, the records should be taken with a grain of salt.

Updated through 12/29/23
Parklife (Special Edition)

***Parklife (Special Edition)*** was released on April 25 1994. The first 16 songs are from the original edition of *Parklife*.

## Tracklist

1. "Girls & Boys" - 4:50
2. "Tracy Jacks" - 4:20
3. "End of a Century" - 2:46
4. "Parklife" - 3:05
5. "Bank Holiday" - 1:42
6. "Badhead" - 3:25
7. "The Debt Collector" 2:10
8. "Far Out" - 1:41
9. "To the End" - 4:05
10. "London Loves" - 4:15
11. "Trouble in the Message Center" - 4:09
12. "Clover Over Dover" - 3:22
13. "Magic America" - 3:38
14. "Jubilee" - 2:47
15. "This is a Low" - 5:07
16. "Lot 105" - 1:17
17. "Magpie" - 4:16
18. "Anniversary Waltz" - 1:23
19. "People in Europe" - 3:29
20. "Peter Panic" - 4:22
21. "Girls & Boys (Pet Shop Boys 12" Remix)" -
22. "Threadneedle Street" - 3:19
23. "Got Yer!" - 1:49
24. "Beard" - 1:45
25. "To The End (French Version)" - 4:06
26. "Supa Shoppa" - 3:03
27. "Theme from an Imaginary Film" - 3:35
28. "Red Necks" - 2:54
29. "Alex's Song" - 2:46
30. "Jubilee - Acoustic, BBC Live Version" - 2:33
31. "Parklife - Acoustic, BBC Live Version" - 3:00
32. "End of a Century - Acoustic Version" - 2:45
Blur

*This article is about the band. For other meanings of "Blur" see Blur (disambiguation)*

### Active

1988–present
(hiatus 2004-2007)

Blur (l-r):Dave, Damon, Alex, Graham

### Current members

Damon Albarn
Graham Coxon
Alex James
Dave Rowntree

**Blur** are an English rock band founded in 1988 and still active.

## Band Members

The band members of Blur are:

* Damon Albarn as lead singer and keyboardist
* Graham Coxon as guitarist and singer
* Alex James as bassist
* Dave Rowntree as drummer

## History

→ *main article: History*

Blur performed live together for the first time in summer 1989 and released their first album Leisure in 1991. Since then, Blur went on various tours and published five live albums and nine albums - their most recent being their ninth, The Ballad of Darren.

## Discography

→ *main article: Discography*

Blur have published nine studio albums in total, those being:

* *Leisure (1991)*
* *Modern Life Is Rubbish (1993)*
* *Parklife (1994)*
* *The Great Escape (1995)*
* *Blur (1997)*
* *13 (1997)*
* *Think Tank (2003)*
* *The Magic Whip (2015)*
* *The Ballad of Darren (2023)*

→ see also Discography#Studio albums
Further, some live concerts were published as an album:

→ see also Discography#Concert albums
Blur also published compilation albums containing songs already relesed before:

→ see also Discography#Compilation albums
The following video albums by and about Blur have been published:

→ see also Discography#Video albums
## Awards

→ *main article: Awards*

Up to the end of 2015, Blur was nominated 81 times for an award and won 40 awards, among them five Brit awards (four of them in 1995 which is the highest number of categories of that award any artist has won in a single year), ten NME Awards and seven Q Awards. In 2016, Blur has again been nominated for a Brit Award in the category Best British Group, but lost against Coldplay.

## Images

→ see also Blur/Gallery#Images and Category:Images of Blur

## Videos

→ see also Blur/Gallery#Videos and Category:Videos of Blur

## External links

* Official website
* Web pages by Blur at:
	+ Facebook
	+ Google+
	+ Instagram
	+ Twitter
	+ Youtube
* Blur at Wikipedia
* Blur at the IMDb
* Blur at Spotify
2019 Draft Announcement

## Introduction

We are less than a month away from the start of the LOC season. The draft is being held August 25th at 8PM. For those who are also in Headhunters, that draft takes place directly after at 915PM. The LOC Empire is expanding and soon there will be more LOC leagues than there are NFL teams.

On a personal note, I'm starting a big new job on Monday and I'm concerned about the amount of time I'll be able to devote to the league in 2019, but I'm going to do my best to continue bringing decent and fun content.

But for today, there is business that needs to be taken care of. Every year I present a keeper chart to make it easy for people to see who they have available to them and what round it is going to cost. We also have the official 2019 draft order. So come on in to the July writeup for all your draft news.

## Important Dates

* August 17, 2019, 11:59pm - Keeper Deadline
* August 25, 2019, 8:00pm - LOC Draft

## LOC Keepers Corner

As a reminder:

* You can keep up to two players drafted in the 3rd-16th rounds of the 2018 draft.
* Free agents cost a 6th.
	+ STARTING THIS SEASON, any free agent you decide to keep in 2020 will now be a 7th. Again, louder, for the people in the back, for the 2019 draft free agents cost a 6th. In the 2020 draft and onward, free agents will cost a 7th.

### The 4-four-for Rule

Based on Patrick's 4-four-for curse (a player drafted before round 4 will be hurt before week four and be out for the entire season). IF a first or second round player goes on IR within the month of September, that player is eligible as a keeper and will cost you THAT round (i.e. a second will cost a second, a first will cost a first) in next year's draft. October 1st, IR 1st and 2nd rounders become ineligible.

### Eligible Keepers

Again, because last year there was confusion: The "cost" is what round you give up for the player in your column.

I have made it even easier for you this season. I have the chart here of all the traded picks. I have done all the legwork for you and placed your players in the round they would cost based on what rounds you have traded away. Seven teams have traded away picks for this draft.

## 2019 Draft Order

1. RIPDab
2. Bell of Da Ball
3. The Shotti Bunch
4. Ma ma momma said
5. Papa's Posse
6. Duck Punchers
7. Paddock 9
8. Garoppoblow Me
9. Pain Train
10. Sweet Dee

## Draft Charts

Final standings by year sorted by draft order.

Looks like 8th pick continues to be the best spot in the league, while Shotti's pick of 3rd has actually produced the worst average finish. However, 2nd overall (Bell of Da Ball's 2019 spot) is the only pick that has never produced a top-10 finisher.

Point totals drafted in the first round

You can always tell where I drafted because it's whatever pick had 155 points or less. No 1st overall pick has ever finished as the league's top scorer.

Positions taken in the first round by year

I anticipate another RB-heavy start to the draft, with a big WR push as we head towards round 2.
2018 Best/Worst Game Chart

The below chart shows each team (column down the side) and their opponent (row across the top). A W means they played their opponent during the opponents worst (or lowest scoring) week of the season. A B means they played their opponent during the opponents BEST (or highest scoring) week of the season.
2019 LXC Sleeper is Live

INVITATION HERE

Okay folks. LXC on the Sleeper App is LIVE (From the Beach Bungalow). Link above. Download the app, or you can also access on your computers by going to sleeper.app in your web browser.

Once you enter the league, I'll be able to manually assign you to your team. Your rosters had to be imported player by player using the draft module and I encountered a problem with three teams because I could only import the top 20 players. Three teams had 21 players on their 2018 rosters.

Me and President Butt have decided that we are going to have a 10-round supplemental draft (Date TBD, vote in the app). After that, our rosters will each have 30 players, which will need to be cut down to 20 before the regular season.

I don't think you are able to add/drop anybody, but in case you are, we are using the honor system here. Don't add any players before the draft. If you do, I'll just take the player away and dock you a draft pick. President Butt will also be not mad, just disappointed in you. You tell me which punishment is worse.

The three teams who had a player cut during the import are:

1. Sweet Dee: Detroit Defense
2. Butt: Miami Defense
3. Duck: OJ Howard (the duck)

I think the fair thing to do is allow those three teams to declare ownership or disownership of their respective players. If Duck declares ownership of OJ Howard, no one is allowed to touch Howard until rosters are finalized. If Butt declares disownership of Miami Defense, than it's fair game during the supplemental draft and the remaining period of off-season free agency.

President Butt is Co-Commish, so feel free to approach either of us with questions. Butt has used Sleeper and is more familiar with dynasty leagues, so he is running point on this. Being very presidential. I'm more of an enforcer. I'm in the mud. I'm his loyal soldier, who also wields unimaginable power.

This is all a bit of an experiment so lets see how it goes. I know we all have trouble with change. You got this, guys.
2014 Scoring Rules

## Overview

In 2014 minor reforms were made to the scoring system to further decrease the weight of the QBs and Defense.

In the off-season the commissioner determined the statistics for an average WR and an average QB on any given day and deduced that if both had average performances (by their position's standards) that they should end with the same number of points. For example, if the average production from a WR was 5 receptions for 40 yards in 2013 and the average production from a QB was 23 completions for 230 yards, then a team with the average QB and the average WR should have both players scoring the same amount of points. This made it so players in the draft were of similar value to each other, as opposed to a QB having more weight than a WR.

Similar to 2012, reductions were made in both yards per point and points per completion. The changes were small but significant. A quarterback now needed 25 yards for a full point as opposed to 20 in the previous two seasons. Additionally, 0.2 was deducted from the PPC category so a completion was now only worth 0.3 points.

On defense, points allowed scoring was changed. In previous seasons, defenses only lost 5 points when an offense scored their first points. Now they lost ten. However, when offenses scored their 7th point. 21st point, and 28th point, reduction in points was now in intervals of 3. Ultimately, every PA Allowed category was worth less with the exception of a shut out, which was still worth 20, and everything over 28 points.

## Kicker Reform

In the middle of the 2014 season there was an uproar regarding the high value of kickers. A team had won by less than 0.1 point in a matchup where their their kicker scored 28 points. This led to a small movement among team owners to have a mid-season amendment to the scoring. The commissioner submitted to reform the kicker scoring so that kicks anywhere from 0-40 yards all counted for 3 points, while 40-49 would be worth 4 and 50+ worth 5. This reduced the 30+ categories by 2 points each and the 20-29 category by 1.

Despite the uproar, not enough people took part in league voting and one manager specifically spoke out against the reform. This manager happened to run the team that had won because of their kicker on several occasstion. Their argument was that a mid-season score reform would be unfair to teams that strategically drafted based on the system in place at the beginning of the year.

Immediately after kicker reform was shot down a matchup between The Shotti Bunch and ma ma momma said was determined by a 20-29 yard field goal. Winning by less than one point, ma ma momma said’s kicker was awarded four points for a field goal between 20-29 yards. Under the proposed reform, that kick would have only been worth three points and thus Shotti Bunch would have won the matchup.
Lowest Point Totals by a Losing Team

## Overview

The scores below are not only the lowest scores by losing teams but the lowest scores ever recorded in the League of Champions. Paddock 9 currently holds the title of lowest point total in a single game with 80.50. In total, three teams have failed to reach 100 points in the five year history of the LOC. Two are still active.
The Groot Line

"The Groot Line" was established Tuesday, October 6, 2015. The term is used to refer to the .500 winning% and was named in honor of IAMGROOT, the only team to fold with a .500 lifetime record. If a team is under .500, it is said that they are "below The Groot Line." On the other hand, if they are above .500 they are said to be "over The Groot Line."
当方ことロン・セガンは、相手にはソースを要求するが自分は憶測だけで人を非難するので宜しく。

当方ことロン・セガンは、相手にはソー

スを要求するが自分は憶測だけで人を非

難するので宜しく。

批判を覚悟で言うが、能登の地震に

対し、アレがない、コレがない、と

物資の不足や、避難先設備の貧相さ

を槍玉に挙げ政権批判のネタにして

いる人達って、もし、それらの問題

を万全に解決する対策、例えば自治

体ごとに万全な備蓄を出来るだけの

予算計上なんてすれば、今度は無駄

と騒ぐのでは？

ソース

https://twitter.com/jipangbito/status/1742676050549842367

現行、能登での対策が遅々として進まん

のは主として現地の交通、生活インフラ

が元々細く、一旦損傷すると他経路での

物資搬入や救助隊の移動に事欠く為なの

だが災害時でも平気な、逆に言えば平時

では過剰なインフラを敷いた場合、政権

批判大好きな連中から叩かれる、格好の

的になるのでは？

ソース

https://twitter.com/jipangbito/status/1743374673793216577

これ、議論の余地は有ると思うけど

もし訴えが通り、監視が緩んだ結果

監視が及ばぬ場所で、自ら命を絶っ

たり急病で昏倒する事態が発生した

場合、今回の件で、訴えた側に協力

してる「人権派」が、今度は

監視を緩めるなんて人命の軽視だ

なんて言い出さないと良いですが

ソース

https://twitter.com/jipangbito/status/1745582985339121799

尚、コレは断じてダブルスタンダード等

では無い。地球上で唯一日本人の愛国者

にのみ許された当然の権利である。この

当然の権利を認めん輩は己が日本人を差

別する反日工作員だと自白している事に

なる。

日本と自民党政権を不当に貶める愚劣な

反日パヨク共よ。当方の正論を隅々まで

しっかり読み込み、そのお花畑全開の欠

陥脳に真実を刻み込め。
List of Joe Mac Invitational Winners

The Joe Mac Invitational is an annual LOC regular season game created in 2019 to memorialize and honor the life of Paddock 9's father Joseph P. McAteer, who passed unexpectedly on Memorial Day, 05/27/2019. The participating teams are hand-picked by the league commissioner prior to the start of the regular season and typically announced around the anniversary of his passing. The game is significant in that a percentage of the combined final score of the matchup is donated to the Wounded Warriors Project in Joe Mac's name. In 2019, the commissioner pledged 10% of the final score and the donation was matched by the owners of Bell of Da Ball, Paddock 9, ma ma momma said, Duck Punchers, Papa's Posse, and Pain Train. An additional 5% was donated by Mrs. Commish.

Paddock 9 faced Papa's Posse in the first ever Joe Mac Invitational during week five of the 2019 NFL season, while the Redskins faced off against the New England Patriots (Joe Mac was a die hard Redskins fan).
2012 Scoring Rules

## Overview

In 2012 the emphasis was on decreasing the weight of the QBs and defense.

Even average QBs were scoring upwards of 60-70 PPG thanks to a high PPC rate. In 2012 this was cut in half from 1PPC to 0.5PPC and that alone significantly lowered the point totals of the position. QB's would also receive a point for every 20 yards instead of every 15.

In addition to decreasing the weight of the QB, more emphasis was put on the RB position. Players were awarded a point for every 8 rushing yards instead of every 10, with bonus incentives at 40, 80, and 100 (previously 100, 150, 200).

In 2011 the kickers lost five points for missing an extra point. The occurrence was so rare that this stat category was deemed insignificant and though the five-point loss was fun it was whittled down to one.

The offensive fumble return TD was removed due to the vagueness of the catagory.

On defense, very few changes were made. Defensive scores were reduced from 7 to 6. A safety was reduced from 5 to 4. Three and Outs Forced was reduced from 3 to 1. Finally, the yards allowed catagories were all revamped. In 2011 you lost a point for every 100 yards allowed starting at 0 points for no yards allowed. In 2012 that was reformed so every team started with 5 points and lost points for each 100 yards.

## 2012 Scoring Rules

Catagories where the league value's changed from the previous season are in italics and bolded.
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Why am I Doing This?

## Overview

Why am I doing this was the first woman to ever participate in the League of Champions. They are one of seven teams to only last one season in the league. Why am I doing this had an up and down season that culminated in a late-season run and a playoff berth. However, they were ousted in the opening round and finished the season in sixth place. They opted not to return for the 2013 season.
List of Heart and Soul Bowl Champions

The Heart and Soul Bowl is an annual fantasy football game that determines the 7th place finisher in the League of Champions (LoC). The game features the two consolation semi-final winners.

The Heart and Soul Bowl is one of the most important games played annually in the LoC. The winner has the power to choose the order of the first four picks in the following year's draft. The only limitation is that the spots must be assigned to the 7th-10th place teams. This reward was added in 2014 and has been in play ever since. The Commissioner chose this was a decent incentive to keep eliminated teams relevant and interested in the game.

Before the 2017 Championship Game Naming Tournament, the final two teams met in a contest known simply as the 7th Place Game. The 2017 Heart and Soul Bowl in December 2017 is the first such game that carried the "Heart and Soul" moniker, the names "2011 Heart and Soul Bowl" through "2016 Heart and Soul Bowl" were retroactively applied to the first six games. The name was created by manager Chantel Van Rossum during the naming competition for the LOC Championship game. After being eliminated, the name found it's true home here.

The name honors the heart and soul it takes to continue setting lineups after being eliminated from playoff contention. The winner not only chooses the draft order but escapes the season with a small bit of pride.

Seven different franchises have won the Heart and Soul Bowl, including teams that have since changed names and one that is now defunct.

Paddock 9 (2-0), and Sweet Dee (2-1) have won the most Salty Dolphins with two, while GregCincoDos (1-0), Pain Train (1-2), JarJar Stinks! (1-0), Papa's Posse (1-1), The Shotti Bunch, and Sweet Dee (1-1) have won one. Pain Train, Sweet Dee, and Papa's Posse have the most Heart and Soul appearances with three. Paddock 9 and Pain Train are tied for the most consecutive appearances (2). Pain Train, Papa's Posse, and RIPDab have lost a record two Heart and Soul Bowls. The record for consecutive wins is two and is held by Paddock 9.

## The Heart and Soul Bowl (2011-Present)

\*Currently named PainTrain

\*\*Currently named Papa's Posse

^ Currently named Paddock 9

^^ Currently named Sweet Dee

~ Currently named The Multiverse of Mattness
List of Commissioner's Cup Winners

## Introduction

The Commissioner's Cup is an annual award given out to the winner of the LOC regular season. The team must either have the most wins or be tied for the most wins and own the points tie-breaker with any other teams sharing the record.

Before the 2018 season, there was no direct acknowledgment of the accomplishment. The 2018 Commissioner's Cup was the first such instance of an award being given for the achievement. 2011-2017 Commissioner's Cups were retroactively given. Six different franchises, including teams that have since changed names, have won the Commissioner's Cup.

Duck Punchers (4) has won the most Commissioner's Cups. No team has won consecutive Commissioner's Cups. Four Commissioner Cup winners have gone on to win the Glory Bowl, including The Shotti Bunch twice.
Headhunters: The Hawaii Five-0

## Introduction

We all woke up a little bitter Tuesday morning if our names weren't Zach. The guy was so close to elimination that all the league needed was for one player to do average. Not great. Not historical. Just average. And he didn't. And so the team that wasn't great, wasn't historical, and wasn't average all season long finally heads home.

Now I admit that I forgot to post this on Wednesday, which is my goal every week because the new additions drop Thursday mornings. So this is now completely outdated, but I'm not going to look to see who picked up who until after I finish. I'm going to assume that somehow Zach didn't get every single good player.

## In Memorium: #DogTheKareemHunter

Hardly a surprise, but definitely a disappointment. In a year where all our team names somehow predicted our elimination, it makes perfect sense that #Dog was eliminated thanks to the player on his team notorious for owning a cat.

It was never looking good for Kareem. They were consistantly at the bottom of the season rankings. Their best add was DJ Moore, the cursed one, who came aboard for a single buck. The three players that bankrupted him (Tom Brady, Evan Engram, and Todd Gurley), were all not worth starting. The $185 Evan Engram's foot injury and a bye kept him out of the last three matchups.

Ultimately, it came down to Todd Gurley putting together a decent performance and he didn't.

I'm going to keep it brief because it's Thanksgiving.

* DogTheKareemHunter:

## New Releases

1. Michael Thomas
2. Todd Gurley lol
3. DJ Moore (here we go again)
4. Evan Engram
5. John Brown
6. OBJ

## Your Financial Portfolio

* Best Investor: Cam Shaft
* Worst Investor: Chris P's Neat Team (Sorry man)

## Week Twelve Results

* Biggest Climber: Chris P's Neat Team (Up 4 Spots)

* Biggest Faller: Bobecue Chicken (Down 6 Spots)

## Kings of the Castle

Chris leads the league for the first time since week one but commands an overall lead in the season standings by 75 points.

## Draft Dodgers

Okay, I guess we can admit that Ron Saquonson drafting last and still being alive is a little impressive.

## Power Rankings

### 5(5). Cam Shaft

What do you want from me? It's Thanksgiving.
List of Glory Bowl Champions

## Introduction

The Glory Bowl is an annual fantasy football game that determines the champion of the League of Champions (LoC). The game culminates a season that runs from week 1-13 and is the conclusion of the three-week Festival of Champions.

Before the 2017 Championship Name Naming Tournament, the final two teams met in a contest known as the LoC Championship Game. Glory Bowl VII in December 2017 is the first such game that carried the "Glory Bowl" moniker, the names "Glory Bowl I" through "Glory Bowl VI" were retroactively applied to the first six games. Six different franchises, including teams that have since changed names, have won the Super Bowl.

The Shotti Bunch (4-0) has won the most Glory Bowls with four championships, while Paddock 9 (2-0) has won two. The Shotti Bunch has the most Glory Bowl appearances with four, followed by Duck Punchers, ma ma momma said and Pain Train with three each. The Shotti Bunch has the most consecuive appearances (3). Ma ma momma said, Paddock 9, and Pain Train each have played in consecutive Glory Bowls. Pain Train holds the record for most Glory Bowl losses (3). The record for consecutive wins is three and is held by The Shotti Bunch. Two teams have multiple Glory Bowl appearances and no losses: The Shotti Bunch and Paddock 9.

## Glory Bowl Championship (2011-Present)

\*Then named NK Anacondas
\*\*Currently Named Duck Punchers
^Then named Welker's Fingertips
^^Then named Cooper Clux Clan

### Consecutive Winners

Two different franchises have won consecutive Glory Bowls

* The Shotti Bunch (Glory Bowls V, VI, and VII)
* Paddock 9 (Glory Bowls IX and X)
Headhunters 3: The Cast of Criminals

The Bad Boys of 2020 were...well, bad. Top five shit talker was a bottom five team but his is opting to stick to an early pick again in 2021. Last season they drafted out of the 2 spot and came away with three straight RBs (Kamara, Le'Veon, and David Johson). His first WR wasn't until AJ Brown with the 78th pick. Wait..sorry, AJ Green. Wrong color. So yeah, it was ugly from the jump. No way they go with that same 0WR tactic, right?

### 5th Overall Pick - Steve Blackman's Nun

Fandom: New England Patriots

The Nun nonya wanna mess with is back at it again in 2021. Last year he was the first eliminated, but this year it is impossible to go 2021-and-done. We'll see if he can copy Derek and go worst to first.

### 15th - Bobecue Chicken (Bob)

Fandom: New York Giants

Of the first ten people who were offered their pick of picks, Bobecue was the only one who did not select a top-10 spot.

### 18th - Costa

Fandom: New England Patriots

Last year the 18th overall pick lasted twelve weeks.
List of Million Dollar Game Champions

The Million Dollar Game is an annual fantasy football game that determines the 9th place finisher in the League of Champions (LoC). The game features the two Consolation Semifinal losers and is part of the two-week Consolation Tournament.

Before the 2017 Championship Name Naming Tournament, the two losers met in a contest known as the 9th Place Game. The 2017 Million Dollar Game in December 2017 is the first such game that carried the "Million Dollar Game" moniker, the names "2011 Million Dollar Game" through "2016 Million Dollar Game" were retroactively applied to the first six games. Since 2011 featured an 11th place game, that was considered the 2011 Million Dollar Game since it was the true battle for last place. The name was created by Paddock 9 owner Patrick McAteer and was originally an entry in the competition to name the championship game. However, it instead goes to honor the 9th place game to honor the team that managed, just barely, to not finish last. Therefore, they feel like a million dollars because they salvaged a piece of their dignity. Four different franchises have won the Million Dollar Game, including one team that is now defunct.

Paddock 9, GBM, Sweet Dee and Papa's Posse have won the most Million Dollar Games with two each, while butt fuckers (1-0) has one win. Papa, P9, SD, RIPDab, and ma ma momma said have the most MDG appearances with two each, followed by butt fuckers and Duck Punchers with one. No team has been to consecutive Million Dollar Games. RIPDab and ma ma momma said have each lost a record two Million Dollar Games.
Headhunters 3: The Elite Eleven

## Introduction

A barn burner in the worst possible way...

## In Memorium: CP (deCaPitated)

Look, I'm just going to be honest with you guys. I don't have time to do this writeup this week and I've never missed a Tuesday drop for Headhunters. SO we're going to have to blow through the "writeup" portions of this thing.

So what can I very quicly say about what just happened?

Basically Last Matts Standing shit the bed for the tenth time in five weeks, which doesn't sound possible mathematically but from an ownership perspective it honestly feels like a million times in five weeks. Lucky for us, there's one person who could not be out done when it came to pooing in bed. And that's CP. Abraham Lincoln once said that "**If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North**," and also "I**f you change your team name you will be eliminated early in Headhunters,**" and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.

Chris, who is in 5th place this season, was hit with the perfect storm of suck and injury. Edmonds with 0.43 and an injury. AJ Brown with a slow day (for him) after two monster weeks in a row. D'Ernest Johnson, who ironically will be a hot ticket now that the entire Browns RB corp is out with COVID, wasn't great. The answers were on the bench in the form of Allen Robinson, Carlos Hyde, and Devin Duverney. But alas, those points are as irrelevent as the set list at Astroworld Fest.

Despite all that, CP was in a 3 vs. 1 with a 30-point gap to close on Sunday Night Football, but their QB, WR1, and surprise RB Adrian Peterson could not get it done against Robert Woods. And for that, CP goes home.

CP:

## Dead Money

Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.

Dead Money

## Week Ten-Twelve - The Great Purge

It's coming. I mean, it's unavoidable. People have to go home. The bar lights are flickering. It's last call. Five teams are leaving us in the next three weeks.

## New Releases

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1. Chris Godwin (hope he was worth the $250 to Bad VRs you monster)
2. Justin Jefferson
3. AJ Brown
4. Mark Andrews
5. Matt Stafford

## Week Nine Bidding Results

#### Quick-hit thoughts

* Some bids were good. Some were bad .I'm running out of time, just use your best judgment.

Last Year's most expensive week nine player: McCaffrey ($269)

## Dungeon Dwellers

2021 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:

## Single Season Scoring Records

As teams get eliminated their season will be added to the record books.

## All-Time Combined Points Scored

As teams get eliminated, their updated totals will be added to the record books. For the moment, Derek moves into third all-time in scoring. That will certainly change with each elimination moving forward.

Chris has broken Zach's all-time scoring record! Now let's see if anyone can top 7223.68.
Double-Header Wins

updated thru 2023

## Double-Header Winners

Double-headers, for the uninformed, are the matchups against the teams you face twice in the regular season. We all face four teams twice every year.

* A "Double-Header Win" means you won both games of that season's double-header.

* A "Double-Header Loss" means you lost both.

* A "Double-Header Sweep" means you won all eight. This has never happened but one team came close.

* A "DH Swept" means you lost all eight. You do notice one swept. That is from 2011, when we only had two double-headers and Patrick lost all four of those games.

2023 Double-Headers Accounted for:

* DP
	+ GBM
	+ MMS
	+ P9
	+ PP
	+ TSI
* GBM
	+ DP
	+ MMS
	+ PP
	+ SD
	+ TSI
* MMS
	+ DP
	+ GBM
	+ RIP
	+ SD
	+ TSB
* P9
	+ DP
	+ PP
	+ PT
	+ SD
	+ TSB
* PP
	+ DP
	+ GBM
	+ P9
	+ PT
	+ TSI
* PT
	+ P9
	+ PP
	+ TSB
	+ TSI
	+ RIP
* RIP
	+ MMS
	+ PT
	+ SD
	+ TSB
	+ TSI
* SD
	+ GBM
	+ MMS
	+ P9
	+ RIP
	+ TSI
* TSB
	+ MMS
	+ P9
	+ PP
	+ PT
	+ RIP
* TSI
	+ GBM
	+ PT
	+ RIP
	+ SD
	+ TSI