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Chaos Feather

Like demonstones, chaos feathers are powerful items that imbue your attacks with magic and allow you to cast spells when equipped. Chaos feathers grant one of the four damage types: fire, cold, poison, and physical, and each type has its own set of spells.

Well preserved chaos feathers will allow you to use more spells and grant you 1-3 bonus points in either strength, intelligence, or fitness.

Spells:

* Tier 1: Fireball, Ice shard, Poison nova, Slam - Attacks with a powerful projectile of the chaos feather's type.
* Tier 2: Fire shield, Ice shield, Poison shield, Arcane shield - Protects the user against attacks of the chaos feather's type.

All chaos feathers have the same base damage, which is based on your level. Melee damage, spell damage, and damage from each damage type can be increased through perks, enchanted clothing, and attributes.

*A magical feather, the power of which can be harnessed as a weapon. Feathers like this are rumoured to have been plucked from a Lilin's wings.*
Hand

## Female

Elbow-Length Gloves

A pair of elbow-length gloves, they're made from a thin, soft fabric.

## Unisex

Fingerless Gloves

A pair of fingerless gloves. They are the sort worn by cyclists and runners, and are made out of a thin, breathable material.

Gloves

A pair of normal-looking gloves, they're designed to keep the wearer's hands warm.

Rainbow Fingerless Gloves

A pair of brightly-coloured rainbow fingerless gloves.
Succubi's Secrets

Succubi's Secrets is a beauty salon found within the Shopping Promenade, which allows the player to change their:

* Hair Length
* Hair Colour
* Skin or Fur Colour
* Eye Colour
* Piercings
* Tattoos (In a later update)

Kate, the owner of Succubi's Secrets, sells piercings that can then be worn by the player.
Chest

## Female

Bikini

A triangle-shaped bikini top. It uses loose strings tied at the back to keep it in place.

Croptop Bra

A loose fitting bra which resembles a short croptop.

Fullcup Bra

A fullcup bra, it conceals a large portion of the wearer's breasts.

Plunge Bra

A low-cut bra that reveals a lot of the wearer's cleavage.

Sports Bra

An elastic sports bra that's designed to firmly support the wearer's breasts during exercise.

Swimsuit

A sporty one-piece swimsuit.

## Unisex

Tape Crosses

A pair of crosses, made out of shiny electrician's tape. They are only just large enough to fully cover a pair of nipples.
Ingredients

Ingredients can be used to craft potions or consumed for minor buffs.

* **Kitty's Reward**
* **Feline's Fancy**
* **Canine Crunch**
* **Canine Crush**
* **Meat and Marrow**
* **Wolf Whiskey**
* **Sugar Carrot Cube**
* **Equine Cider**
* **Bubblegum Lollipop**
* **Harpy Perfume**
* **Angel's Tears**
* **Vanilla Water**
* **Lilith's Gift**
Demon

## Description

"In this universe, not only are demons real, but they also conform to the stereotypical image that was common in your old world. A pair of horns, bat-like wings, and a spaded tail, amongst other features, all mark a person as a demon. Demons are able to shift their bodies into any form they like, although the vast majority of them prefer to remain as females.

Despite their alarming appearance, demons do not seem to be predisposed towards evil. In fact, the only personality trait that sets them apart from a regular human is that they're obsessed with sex. This is a result of their incredibly potent arcane aura, which, while being able to shield them from an arcane storm's effects, as well as granting them access to powerful arcane spells, causes them to crave sexual pleasure.

Demons will always give birth to a litter of imps; creatures that resemble a demon in appearance, but are of a smaller stature and mischievous temperament."

**Name:**Demon

**Sexes:**Female / Male (Succubus / Incubus)

**Genus:** Celestial

**Disposition:** Civilized

## Race Trait

* +25 Physique
* +30 Arcane
* +100 Corruption
* +25% Spell efficiency
* +25% Lust damage
* +75% Spell damage
* Demonic self-transformations
* Immune to race transformations

## Default NPC Attributes

Default succubi will have the following:

* Ass size: 4 (Large)
* Wetness: 4 (Slimy)
* Capacity (Vagina): 1 (Extremely tight)
* Elasticity: 7 (Elastic)
* Vagina Type: Demon
* Cup Size: F
* Lactation: 0 (None)

* Female Demon Horns

Default incubi will have the following:

* Ass size: 2 (Small)
* Penis Size: 5 (Enourmous)
* Penis Type: Demon
* Testicle Size: 4 (Huge)
* Cum Production: 7 (Monstrous)
* Male Demon Horns
Chicken Strips

**鸡柳**（Chicken Strips）是老爹鸡翅店/HD/To Go!的一般肉类之一，在原版中，与Hugo在等级10解锁；在HD版中，与Hugo在等级13解锁；在To Go!版中，与Yippy在等级15解锁。

在原版/HD中，玩家送出含30个含鸡柳的订单後，可获得「Serving Strips」成就；送出50个含鸡柳的订单後，可获得「Premium Chicken」成就。

## 订购此食材的顾客

### 鸡翅店

* Hugo（解锁人）
* Akari
* Chuck/Mandi
* Georgito
* Gino Romano
* Gremmie
* Lisa
* Maggie
* Matt
* Olga
* Penny
* Rico
* Sarge Fan
* Skyler
* Sue
* Yippy
* Johnny（终结者）

### 鸡翅店HD

* Hugo（解锁人）
* Akari
* Bruna Romano
* Gino Romano
* Gremmie
* Hope
* Iggy
* Johnny
* Maggie
* Olga
* Penny
* Rico
* Sarge Fan
* Sienna
* Sue
* Trishna
* Yippy

### 鸡翅店To Go!

* Yippy（解锁人）
* Akari
* Amy
* Boomer
* Bruna Romano
* Cameo
* Cherissa
* Crystal
* Duke Gotcha
* Elle
* Ember
* Gino Romano
* Gremmie
* Hope
* Hugo
* Iggy
* Johnny
* LePete
* Maggie
* Olga
* Penny
* Prudence
* Rico
* Ripley
* Sienna
* Skip
* Sue
* Trishna
* Whiff
* Yui
* Mousse（终结者）

## 使用此食材的特餐

### 鸡翅店To Go!

* Albino Brood
* Awesome Saucer
* Coastal Combo
* Five Star Sampler
* Flamin' Fingers
* Jubilee Chicken
* Lopsided Leghorn
* Royal Roundabout
* Thai Chili Taster
* Tofu Tandoori
Shopping Arcade

A Victorian style shopping center with marble floors and covered by a long, glass archway that shields shoppers from wind, rain, and arcane storms. It's filled with glass windows that display the various goods that each store sells.

## Shops

* **Arcane Arts**

* **Pix's Playground**

* **Clothing Emporium**

* **Ralph's Snacks**

* **Succubi's Secrets**
Promiscuity Pill

Effects:

* Temporarily reduces fertility.

It has a value of ¤ 5.

*A small pill, packaged in a little foil and plastic wrapper. On the front of the foil, there's a before-and-after picture of a line of faceless men waiting their turn to ejaculate into a willing girl's hungry pussy. The after image is of the girl showing off her flat stomach as she gives a thumbs up.*

The opposite of Promiscuity Pill is Vixen's Virility.
Meat and Marrow

Effects:

* +5 strength to 'potion effects'
* +3 corruption to 'potion effects'

It has a value of ¤ 40.

*A package of 'Meat and Marrow', which consists of a slab of some sort of raw meat, wrapped in greaseproof paper and tied up with brown string.*

This item can be used as an ingredient at the enchantment table.
Ralph

## Description

Ralph is the owner of the shop 'Ralph's Snacks'. There's an air of confidence in the way he holds himself, and he behaves in a professional manner at all times.

Items can be purchased from Ralph.

A 25% discount can be obtained from Ralph in exchange for a blowjob. The discount decreases by 5% every time a customer discovers your activities.

The discount can be further increased in exchange for sex, for a maximum of 50% if you are not pregnant, or 45% if you are.

All discounts stay in effect for three days.
Lilith's Throne Wiki

**The Lilith's Throne wiki is being moved to here. This wiki will not be updated, and will most likely be out of date and inaccurate. If you would like to contribute, please do so on the new wiki.**

## Welcome to the Lilith's Throne Wiki

Lilith's Throne is a text-based erotic RPG, being developed by Innoxia. It's been made from scratch in Java, and uses JavaFX for the UI.

Basically, the game is about you being transported into an alternate dimension, and the main story is about trying to find a way to return home. Although there are humans and demons in the game, most of the content is pretty furry, so if that's not your thing, then let this be your warning!

You can download the latest full version of the game for free from Innoxia's Blog.

You can support Innoxia (and get some rewards including pre-built preview builds) by donating to the Patreon.

Non-patrons can compile preview builds from the Github.

## Pages

* **Attributes**
* **Characters**
* **Enchanting**
* **Items**
* **Locations**
* **Pregnancy**
* **Quests**
* **Races**

## Contribution guidelines

* Add a summary of what you change
* Don't make drastic changes to someone else's page without asking permission first (if possible)
* Keep your pages as consistent as possible with the rest of the wiki
* Try to make all of your edits in as few saves as possible to avoid cluttering the history
* Contact DesuDemona, Loveless, or Innoxia on Discord for any issues/complaints/questions/feedback regarding the wiki
Big Dave the Manny

**Big Dave the Manny** is the second episode of the rebooted fifth series/spinoff of The Osbournes, also known as The Osbournes Podcast. It originally aired on the 12th March 2018.

## Summary

Imagine the excitement in getting a call one day and being offered a dream job: flying out to LA to work for The Godfather of Heavy Metal! Now, imagine your subsequent disappointment when you discover that the job actually consists of babysitting his kids, Jack and Kelly. Luckily, Big Dave, a tough New Yorker turned “Manny," made it through alive! Now, Dave’s here to tell his tales of abuse from two crafty and vicarious kids, and how he became an essential part of the Osbourne family.

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## Trivia

* This marks the return of "Big" Dave who first appeared in Series 2 of The Osbournes.
* Marilyn Manson is mentioned during this podcast, it discusses his 2017 injury after his stage fell. It is also revealed that Manson and the Osbourne family are still friends with Kelly and Ozzy having met him some time after his injury.
* Aimee Osbourne is indirectly mentioned throughout the podcast with Kelly going as far as to say "our sister" on some occasions.
* Kelly reveals that Dave looked after her throughout rehab during Series 4 and after.
* Kelly still dislikes "The Used"
	+ Ironically, Burt McCracken would be mentioned in the next episode and is revealed to be friends once again with Kelly and Jack.
Russian Civil War

Location
 Causes
 Result
 Russian Parliamentarians

The **Russian Civil War** was an internal conflict fought in the Russian Empire from 1890 to 1894. The absolute monarchy in Russia faced against those who supported the Parliament. In the end, the Parliament supporters won the war and Russia became a parliamentary democracy.
Azken

The **Azken**s are a sentient species native to the planet Janora in the Insara galaxy.

## Biology

The Azken are a humanoid species, externally similar to humans.

However, there are numerous internal differences between the species. The Azkens possess two hearts rather than the one that humans have and have greater resistance to poisons such as cyanide, which is filtered through their second heart. They also possess no liver.

## Culture

The Azken are a warrior species which ruled the entire Insara galaxy. They assimilated many species into their empire, either as subjects or slave races which they called Thralls.

## History

The Azken homeworld of Janora was originally a wasteland dominated by warring tribes. Through the efforts of the philosopher Dromos and his followers, Janora was eventually united by the Imperative. Not long after discovering space travel, the Azken's discovered the Draxin and they became their first subject race.

One thousand years after they dominated most of the galaxy, the Azken Empire came under the threat of the Meirsha, a rebellion movement which sought to overthrow the old empire. Seeing that a destructive war was imminent, several Azken political leaders began secretly constructing a large fleet of ships which would transport Azkens, clients and thralls to a planet in the Milky Way galaxy known as Ondoren in order to establish a colony and a new Azken Empire.
Money making

## Potion Making

One of the best ways to make a lot of money in the game is going to Ralph's Snacks and buying out the cheap foods/drinks.

You then purchase all essence you can from Vicky's shop. You can close inventory and reshop to get a lot more essence/cheaper.

Go into the inventory and enhance one of the real cheap potions, and add a blank modifier on both sides for stat potions. Add a random cheap modifier for non-stat potions.

Craft them all. This costs 2 energy per stat pot and 4 per transformative potion. They will now be worth 750 for potions and 1500 for transformative potions.[1]

Cost per potion 56\*2+45 (item for potion) is 157 and 56\*4+187=411.

Profit per potion is then almost 400 per normal potion and 700+ for a transformative potion.[2]

This is much faster than just selling all the clothing from enemies as you buy/sell/make stacks at a time (you make them one by one but you can just spam click to do it quickly)

## Slave milking

When you catch a slave, you can transform them to have a lot of breast milk using any transformative potion. If you make their breast milk addictive, slimy, etc, and increase the amount they have to almost 1.5L (to get 1 liter per milking) and regen +3 (to get max +5% milk production per minute) - this will make it that you generate 100,000 worth of milk a day. Solving all current and future money problems (only makes that much money after some obedience has been obtained by the slave)

## Slave trading

Some demonic slaves with virginity still intact will have exorbitant sums on their head, regardless of this, most slaves are worth more than the cost of their collar.

You can also enchant your enemies' clothing with enslavement and "help" them put their clothes back on.

Affection does not matter for slaves you plan to sell. Use Lilaya's dungeon (with dog bowls, straw bedding and obedience trainer) to house them and increase obedience for maximum profit. An incubus with more than 0 obedience typically sells for ~100k, ridding you of your financial woes for the foreseeable future.[3]
Bubblegum Lollipop

Effects:

* +5 fitness to 'potion effects'
* +3 femininity

It has a value of ¤ 60.

*A bright pink lollipop, with a little ball of gum at its core. Although it doesn't look out of the ordinary, it's somewhat unusual in the fact that it has an incredibly strong smell of bubblegum.*

This item can be used as an ingredient at the enchantment table.
Get Stuffed/ Bonus Footage

These are the bonus footage/deleted scenes from The Osbournes episode Get Stuffed, these are featured on The Osbournes/ The First series DVD.

## Bonus Footage

### Ozzy On Thanksgiving

This first short scene shows Ozzy sitting down and discussing his opinion of Thanksgiving, in which he says;

"*Well-well it's just another day really. I don't see the big deal, y'know. Thanksgiving for what? I don't get an um...Y'know it's Thanksgiving everyday for me!* "
— Ozzy Osbourne

### Jack's side of the story

Jack and Kelly Osbourne once again get in another argument, as a result Jack goes to his father and tells him his side of the story. Jack expresses that he is fed up with Kelly constantly being in a bad mood, snitching on him and getting into arguments. Ozzy tries to calm Jack down who had threatened to beat Kelly up. Ozzy tries to get the two to understand that they are simply being children and that when they grow they'll forgive one another. Jack ends up getting frustrated, believing that his parents haven't done anything and as a result leaves Ozzy.

### Ozzy's new birthday dog

Zakk Wylde comes over and gives Ozzy a birthday present in the shape of a small puppy. Ozzy stands smiling an awkward grin before asking if anyone wanted a new dog.

### Demon kids through trees

A behind the scenes shot for the music video for the song *Dreamer*. Here a director directs a group of young girls to run around on a set around the snowy trees. Ozzy watches from the sidelines and comments about the director's voice being weird before noticing that one of the children had accidentally knocked a tree over causing the filming to be stopped.
Alexander III

**Alexander III** was the last Emperor of Russia from 1890 to the end of the Russian Civil War in 1894.

He was highly conservative and attempted to reverse many of the parliamentary reforms instituted by his father. This resulted in the Russian Civil War between the Russian parliamentarians and the Russian royalists. In 1896, he was removed from the throne and replaced with a parliamentary democracy.
Dakara

**Ark Dakara** was one of the major Dito arks constructed by the Azken empire.

## Overview

A majority of the Dakara is comprised of chambers containing millions of stasis pods with millions of colonists belonging to the Dito class.

## History

The Dakara was constructed in the Anlon system alongside the Kavarl.

During the Arrival, the Dakara crash-landed near Warsaw in Russia. After the crashes of the Dakara and the Kavarl, Czar Alexander II ordered the ships to be searched and all the aliens inside to be rounded up.

Obozu was established around the Dakara as a housing area for the aliens.
Hadara

**Ark Hadara** was one of the major Dito Arks constructed by the Azken empire.

## Overview

A majority of the Hadara is comprised of chambers containing millions of stasis pods with millions of colonists belonging to the Dito class.

## History

The Hadara was one of several Arks constructed in the Makara system.

During the journey to Ondoren, several Meirsha sleeper agents killed most of the commanding officers and woke the Meirsha agents asleep on the ship.

During the Arrival, the Hadara crash-landed intact in the Black Rock Desert in the United States of America. After awakening the colonists from stasis, the crew began the construction of a colony which eventually would become Black Rock City.
Tamara

"*You thought you'd seen it all but now we-now we have a fucking dog therapist. Fucking Hell.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

**Tamara** was a Dog Therapist that appeared in the second Season of The Osbournes.

## Role in The Osbournes

Prior to Tamara's arrival the family were struggling with their dogs defecating and urinating all over the house with the worst being Lola. Lola had caused more than just defecate, she had destroyed items and even torn apart chairs. Sharon Osbourne decided to get a Dog Therapist to help, to the dismay of Ozzy. Tamara arrived to the household and began work on helping the Osbournes. She identified that the dogs were spoilt by the Osbournes but not fully trained to take their business outside. Ozzy thought she was insane but Sharon enjoyed and learnt from Tamara's visit. As Tamara is about to leave, she praises Lola for being a good dog but as she does, Lola urinates on the rug. Tamara feels embarrassed and jokingly claims she "never coming back" before telling Sharon how to deal with Lola.

## Trivia

* For over twenty minutes, Ozzy sat and made fun of Tamara as he watched her helping out the family according to the commentary and never spoke to Tamara.
Jason Dill

Dill as he appeared in The Osbournes

**Jason Dill** (or just Dill for short) is a professional skateboarder, model and founder of the clothing line "Fucking Awesome" Dill is also very good friends with Jack Osbourne.

## Role in The Osbournes

Dill regularly makes appearances with Jack and Kelly Osbourne during their escapades, he appeared mainly in the background in most episodes, however he has some memorable moments. Dill sometimes acts quite arrogant and sometimes acts cocky, however he is also shown as respectable and defensive towards his friends.

### Memorable Moments

In Series 1, Dill had an episode dedicated solely to him that being the episode No Vacancy. After splitting up from his girlfriend, Dill stayed over with Jack and his family for a few days. The few days start getting into weeks causing Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne to get annoyed, Sharon tries to scare him away by attempting to urinate into his beer bottle. Dill eventually leaves after Jack tells him that they need "family time". Dill continues to make appearances here and there in the background of the show.

In Series 2, Dill was the centre of another episode Meow Means No! where he returned to stay with the Osbournes, to Ozzy's annoyance. Dill also appeared later on at Kelly's birthday party in Vegas where he, Jack and some other friends decide to go to the bar and pick up ladies behind the parent's backs. As the group are ready to leave, Dill is distracted and ends up being over forty minutes late, luckily they still manage to get on the plane.

After this Dill's appearances were officially reduced to small cameos in the background, this was because he moved back to New York, despite this Kelly and Jack still met up with him and had contact.

Dill is mentioned in 2018 podcast with Kelly stating that they're still good friends. There was even a plan to have Dill as a guest star but this never came to be for unknown reasons.

## Trivia

* Before filming for The Osbournes, Jason Dill was in fact caught up in the 9/11 attacks, though wasn't in severe danger.
* Jason, aside from Marilyn Manson, is one of Jack's oldest friends in terms of age.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/supremeclothing/comments/2g447z/jason\_dill\_nyc\_91101/
Alexander II

**Alexander II** was the Czar of Russia at the time of the Arrival.

After the colonists on the Kavarl and the Dakara were awakened, Alexander II confined them to glorified ghettos across Russia as a means of pacifying the people. He was also known for instituting parliamentary reforms which allowed the people of Russia more say in government. As a result, he was the target for royalist assassinations until his death in 1890.

He was succeeded by his son Alexander III.
Meirsha

The **Meirsha** were a resistance movement against the Azken empire.

Beginning as a series of underground resistance movements against the Azken Empire, the Meirsha was eventually united under the command of a small group of senators which supported their efforts. During the construction and choosing for the Arks, many Meirsha agents (some of the highest ranking) infiltrated the crew and the passenger areas.

On Earth, many Meirsha took command of Ark groups after the Arrival.
Ark

The **Ark**s were massive starships that were constructed by the Azken to carry millions of their colonists to the Milky Way in order to preserve the Azken Empire.

## Arks

* Hadara
* Kavarl
* Dakara
* Eladin
* Vorald
* Eos
* Aiya
* Drusscus
* Baion
* Acalius
* Syldonis
* Galdas
* Laevitis
* Garidos
* Palimus
* Mauscus
* Achaso
* Aebunus
* Victonis
* Veridos
* Donidros
* Aebunion
* Genenion
* Calpdos
* Candros
* Laeion
* Gariso
* Iessado
* Kyasi
* Edaza
* Daliri
* T'sara
* Disava
* Vayma
* Heara
* Myratis
* Myraci
* Verkoln
* [[Caksa]
* Naanbay
* Zeelaya
* Shaayya
* Luchol
* Jaazorn
* Mindolor
* Maahala
* Veeraka
* Jaareh
* Xakra
* Zeenna
* Faareh
* Voraka
* Jedarum
* Candarum
* Raera
* Cerah
* Medir
* Hachol
* Rica
* Wodin
* Neerah
* Fecca
* Taavo
* Jidin
* Zeeji
* Geyya
* Vezorn
* Yepal
* Sevum
* Cafirn
* Jadorak
* Zorarak
* Zozal
* Vadoruk
* Carah
* Leereh
* Laera
* Sevo
* Vejol
* Zudolor
* Tamorn
* Huwa
* Juko
* Shoron
* Vura
* Veewa
* Haeron
* Vaemorn
* Jaewa
* Zakor
* Jeekra
* Tirah
* Yaevo
* Shanil
* Caama
* Ciyya
* Ruzal
* Jechol
* Xureh
* Nehok
* Xirah
* Rajol
* Vaejol
* Rema
* Jawal
Car Jacked

**Car Jacked** is the second episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on Febuary 3, 2004.

## Summery

Jack turns 18 and receives a car as a birthday present. Kelly doesn't believe that he will pass his driver's test because he is such a poor driver, but Sharon disagrees. Jack practices parallel parking with his assistant, and winds up crashing into another car. Jack passes his test, receiving a perfect score on the driving portion of the exam. Meanwhile, Kelly frets about yet another confrontation with Christina Aguilera, this time during the MTV Europe Awards.

## Memorable Quotes

"*The MTV awards in Europe, during the show where she was um...she had Kelly's face on a dartboard and was throwing darts at it and was making comments about Kelly.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*She got the ball rolling on this.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Well Kelly can take it as well as give it, all she had to do was take it and gone along with it. It's a bit much, throwing darts at somebody's face, I don't like that!*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I was really tempted to go up there and say "well, you're a fucking cunt!"*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*I'm gonna drive to Mexico and get a hooker.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*I wanna be a pirate! I want to sail the seven seas, rape, pillage, fuck and all that stuff!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Shut up Kelly! Little Miss "I'm English putting on an American accent!"*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*When you're around someone all day every day, you get a little pissed off.*"
— Jack Osbourne, about Amanda

"*Why are you yelling at me?! I didn't hit it!*"
— Amanda

"*All you gotta do is just try!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

## Trivia

* This contains the least amount of Ozzy Osbourne screentime
* Almost a third of the episode was filled with montages.
Name that Dookie

**Name that Dookie** is one of two games that is featured on The Osbournes/ The First series DVD.

## Game Premise

The games acts like "America's favourite game show." It involves images of stains or feces that the pets had left around the Osbourne household through out the series, below is three choices to pick from, get it wrong and you lose a life and get a "dookie" filling your meter. There's even joke questions involving a statute of a dog and fake stone feces. Either you get a good, OK or bad dookie score at the end.
Episode 3

**This article is a disambiguation page for Episode 3**

The following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.

Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.

This is a guide for each of the episode 3's from The Osbournes.

* For the Record... (Series 1)
* The Ozz Man and the Sea (Series 2)
* Rebel Without an Ozz  (Series 3)
* Hawaii Five Ozz (Series 4)
* Jim Norton (Episode) (Podcast)
It's a Hard Knock Life

**It's a Hard Knock Life** is the seventh episode of the second series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the January 21, 2003.

## Summery

Kelly grows frustrated with all of the appearances she must make as a recording artist. She yells and screams at everyone. Sharon sympathizes with her, noting that she just wants to be a teenager and is having a hard time handling all of the demands being placed on her. She asks Ozzy to go talk to Kelly and reassure her. Kelly quickly sends him scampering away as she throws a screaming fit. Kelly flies to New York to work on her album. She does a photo shoot for Vanity Fair, and ends up storming off and having another tantrum.

She later meets P.Diddy at a party. He asks her to be his guest and gives her an expensive watch as an apology after one of his security guards knocks her down. Sharon becomes fascinated with the idea of becoming P.Diddy's mother-in-law, and embarrasses Kelly by refusing to stop talking about it. Ozzy and Kelly listen to some of her songs together. He tells her that she has done well and expresses his pride. Meanwhile, Jack has problems with a band that he is trying to sign, as the guitar player is very reluctant to hand over the demos.

## Memorable Quote

"*The dog's are your life.*"
— Melinda Varga

"*I got a million different people doing everything for me and they don't need to do it!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*They're sitting around rolling up doobs and all that shit.*"
— Dave

"*CAN I NOT GO INTO ONE ROOM IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE WHERE I AM ALONE! FOR GOD SAKE!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Kelly's really upset because of the workload and everything. She doesn't want to do it. She wants to be a kid. She wants time off.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*She signed the contract and she's gotta learn that it's not a game. You ether do it or you don't.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*FUCK YOU, YOU BASTARD!*"
— The only intelligible thing Kelly says during her tantrum

"*Don't ask me to do that again. I just got bollocked to death.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*I ain't the fucking manager around here, it ain't my job.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*She's so dramatic, I love her very much.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*She's going, she's fucking nuts!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*Don't try and look for a fight. Nobody's fighting with you.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*The guitarists of Delusion is a fucking arsehole. He's being so protective over this fucking demo. People need to hear it!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Excuse me, I'm gonna fucking kill myself!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Wouldn't it be cool if Kelly went out with Puff Daddy.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I'll be his mother-in-law, Puff Mommy.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*You're just saying that because he's famous and has lots of money.Jack Osbourne*"
— {{{2}}}

"*Puff Daddy's willy. I bet it's smooth...I bet it's oiled and I bet it's-*"
— Sharon Osbourne

## Trivia

* The commentary for this episode is unique for having Ozzy Osbourne present and Aimee Osbourne as well.
Dye-brush

Effects:

* Recolours a piece of clothing.

It has a value of ¤ 50.

*A small, very ordinary-looking brush, of the sort used for fine detailing on canvas or models. On closer inspection, you notice a very faint purple glow emanating from the brush's tip, revealing its true nature as an arcane-enchanted dye-brush.*
Chicken

"*But I love her like a baby. You'll know love one day when you find a Chicken.*"
— Melinda Varga

**Chicken** was a dog that was owned by the Osbourne family.

## Role in The Osbournes

Chicken first appeared in the second series, where she mostly lingered about in the background with many of the other pets. However, Chicken made a major appearance in Meow Means No!. Here, Chicken was still apart of the Osbourne family but quickly became a favourite of Melinda. Melinda obsessed over Chicken and even began treating Chicken like a human child, which was further progressed when Melinda became pregnant and used Chicken as "test baby". After Arthur raped Gus, however, Melinda made a vow to take Chicken away, which she did. Despite this, Chicken still made small appearances throughout series 2.

"*I'm gonna get a new apartment and take Chicken away from this madness, where they eat shit and fuck cats.*"
— Melinda

According to the commentary, it was revealed that whilst Melinda did adopt Chicken from the Osbourne family, after a year, Chicken grew up and according to Jack Osbourne, it became "mean". Melinda eventually gave Chicken away, whether or not the "meanness" was a factor.

## Trivia

* Chicken's name came from its look.
* Ozzy was unaware of Chicken's existence and didn't realise it was a dog.
Minnie

Minnie as she appeared in the first series of The Osbournes

"*It's not my fault your dog is the female Hitler of puppies.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

**Minnie** (sometimes referred to as Mini or Minni)is a dog that is owned by the Osbourne family. She is considered the "top dog" of the pet hierarchy and is Sharon Osbourne's personal favourite dog. She along side Maggie are the only dogs allowed in Ozzy and Sharon's bedroom and was allowed on tours.

## Role in The Osbournes

Minnie is Sharon's own dog and Sharon rarely, if ever, seen without Minnie by her side. Minnie is often seen as the most spoilt of the dogs (thanks to Sharon) as well the most aggressive next to Colin. Despite the pampering, Minnie is known to have diarrhoea on the floors of the house and in Sharon's offices which has been known to get caught in her fur. Most of the family seem to love Minnie, in particular Sharon and Ozzy while Jack is also known to have Minnie in his bedroom on multiple occasion. The only member who seems to dislike Minnie is Kelly, whom Minnie tends to snap and bark at almost every time while Kelly considers Minnie a "bitch" or "female Hitler". A notable moment occurred in the staged Series 2 finale where Jack had "killed" Minnie which sent Sharon AWOL. Minnie appeared throughout the show and next to Lola is the most featured dog.

## Trivia

* Minnie sadly passed away in 2008, it had contracted pneumonia a year before.
* Jack Osbourne's third daughter is also called Minnie.
* In the commentary, Jack reveals that Minnie is his second favourite dog.

## References

1. ↑ https://celebritydogwatcher.com/2008/06/sharon-osbournes-pomeranian-passes/
Javon Johnson

## Character Information

### Seasons

1

**Javon Johnson** played a prison officer in the season one episode Episode 4.

## Career

### Filmography

* *True You* (????)
* *Limbo* (2020)
* *Finding Phoebe (short)* (2019)
* *Killer Therapy* (2019)
* *The Hate U Give* (2018)
* *Poor Jane* (2018)
* *The Products of the American Ghetto* (2018)
* *No Ordinary Love (short)* (2017)
* *In A Room At The Edge Of Infinity (short)* (2016)
* *Boo! A Madea Halloween* (2016)
* *All Seeing (short)* (2016)
* *Largo (short)* (2016)
* *Borderclash (short)* (2014)
* *The Watsons Go to Birmingham* (2013)
* *Let the Church Say Amen* (2013)
* *Heaven (short)* (2012)
* *Scattered City (short)* (2012)
* *Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 23-33* (2012)
* *Rendezvous* (2011)
* *Birthday (short)* (2009)
* *Morning Due (short)* (2008)
* *Raw Emotions (short)* (2008)
* *The Poker House* (2008)
* *Daddy's Little Girls* (2007)
* *Buy Sell Kill: A Flea Market Story* (2004)
* *Barbershop 2: Back in Business* (2004)
* *Dogma* (1999)

### Television

* *American Soul* (2019)
* *The Quad* (2017-2018)
* *Mindhunter* (2017)
* *Shots Fired* (2017)
* *Six* (2017)
* *Containment* (2016)
* *Survivor's Remorse* (2014)
* *The Mob Doctor* (2012)
* *The Chicago Code* (2011)
* *House of Payne* (2008)
* *Prison Break* (2005-2006)
Bark at the Moon/ Bonus Footage

These are the bonus footage/deleted scenes from The Osbournes episode Bark at the Moon, these are featured on The Osbournes/ The First series DVD.

## Bonus Footage

### Precariously Perched Puss

The clip begins with Sharon Osbourne awing at the sight of Puss who was climbing on the edge of the balcony. Sharon goes upstairs to where Puss is and calls for Puss to come to her in fear he'll harm himself. Puss eventually walks to Sharon and she picks him up and takes him away.

### Was it someone we hate?

Sharon begins telling her husband about an incident involving Minnie. She explains that she took Minnie to a meeting she was attending when Minnie ended up having black diarrhea on the floor. Ozzy responds by saying:

"*FABULOUS! Was it someone we hate?*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

### Vietnamese Peasant's Hat

This short exchange involves Ozzy complaining about the light in the main hall saying it looks "oriental" and like a Vietnamese Peasant's Hat. Sharon disagrees and tries to get someone elses advice, he agrees with Ozzy to Sharon's dismay.

## Trivia

* The clip **Vietnamese Peasant's Hat** features the first appearance of Ozzy's eldest child Louis Osbourne, had it been shown in the actual episode.
George W. Bush

George Bush when he was president

**George W. Bush** is an American politician who served as the 43rd President of the United States from 2001 to 2009. He was also the 46th Governor of Texas from 1995 to 2000. After graduating from Yale University in 1968 and Harvard Business School in 1975, he worked in the oil industry. Bush married Laura Welch in 1977 and ran unsuccessfully for the House of Representatives shortly thereafter. He later co-owned the Texas Rangers baseball team before defeating Ann Richards in the 1994 Texas gubernatorial election. Bush was elected president in 2000 after a close and controversial win over Democratic rival Al Gore, becoming the fourth president to be elected while receiving fewer popular votes than his opponent. He is most known for the 9/11 attacks which happened during his first term, he would eventually start the War on Terror, War in Afghanistan and the Iraq War (also known as Gulf War 2). He did make an appearance in The Osbournes and is mentioned here an there.

## Role in The Osbournes

Throughout the series he is mentioned by Ozzy and other family members in accordance to events occurring, on multiple occasions Ozzy mentions the Wars going on in the world at the current time. Bush's only major appearance was in the first episode of Series 2, where he formally invited Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne to a press dinner. Originally Sharon was going to give Bush Cuff-links as a present but due to safety she wasn't allowed. At the dinner, among other celebrities, Bush congratulates and praises Ozzy Osbourne for his achievements. Ozyy described it as the greatest night of his life, when Sharon asks if Ozzy liked Bush, Ozzy becomes awkwardly silent.
No Vagrancy/ Bonus Footage

These are the bonus footage/deleted scenes from The Osbournes episode No Vagrancy, these are featured on The Osbournes/ The First series DVD.

## Bonus Footage

### Dill at FEDEX

Kelly takes Jason Dill to FEDEX. Here he struggles to strap up his package and gets in a argument with the security over what was within the box.

### Not Cactus Juice

Kelly shows Ozzy some sex advice from a website called "BodyHead" which Ozzy gets the name wrong first time around. Kelly then reads a hypothesis that details how a person stuck in the desert was randomly given a pint of "cuntjuice" and whether they would they drink it. Ozzy replies:

"*I-I don't need to go into the fucking desert for that*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

Kelly screams out in disgust as Dill sits on the sofa and laughs.

### Female Hitler of Puppies

"*It's not my fault your dog is the female Hitler of puppies.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

Jack walks towards his mother and strokes Minnie only for the small dog to attack him and start barking loudly. A very tired Sharon Osbourne picks the dog up as it barks and begs for both Kelly and Jack to stay away from her so that their father doesn't wake up. Kelly snaps back and claims Sharon lets Minnie get away with things and blames everyone else. Kelly then calls Minnie the "female Hitler of puppies".

### Jack Talks Custody

A female friend of Jack asks about how many dogs they own. Jason Dill then list all the dogs, forgetting Lola. jack points this out only Dill to jokingly insult Jack about not having Lola in his custody. Jack reveals Lola belonged to Sharon's friend but Jack ended up owning her after the friend was unable to handle the dog.
The Osbournes Podcast

**The Osbournes Podcast** is a spinoff series of The Osbournes series. The series serves to allow the Osbourne family as well as those who appeared on the show, such as Melinda, to reminisce about their experiences on the original running of the show. Jack Osbourne takes the lead in this series as the family reflect on what they enjoyed and disliked from the show.

## Release

All episodes were released on iTunes and were all free to download. The podcast received overwhelmingly positive reviews (receiving five stars out of five) with Kelly Osbourne hinting at the possibility of more series in the future.

## Trivia

* This is the first Osbournes series for over thirteen years (if one were to discount Osbournes Reloaded which was only a pilot).
* This also serves as the first time an Osbournes Series only includes audio and no visuals.
* The first episode aired on the 5th March, the same date that the first ever Osbournes episode aired.
Charity Case

**Charity Case** is the sixth episode of the fourth and final series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on February 21, 2005.

## Summery

Sharon and Kelly plan a trip to Kenya on behalf of a charity organization. Ozzy doesn't want them to go, as he fears they will be kidnapped or contract malaria. Sharon also has second thoughts after hearing more details about the trip.

The family receives a visit from Sir Elton John, who gives Ozzy an expensive necklace that leaves him feeling a bit embarrassed; and goes on a shopping spree with Sharon, Jack and Kelly. Ozzy, Sharon and Kelly later attend an event in honor of Covenant House, where Sharon receives an award and Kelly bids on a puppy.

## Memorable Quotes

"*Dad, the thought of you and mum having sex, even to make me, makes me sick!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*There was a beam of light and you slipped through my fanny.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I would never send you to Kenya!*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*Kelly, please listen to me. They'll kidnap you and hold you for ransom.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*The only thing they (women) need educating on is to cook, clean...*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*You've already committed haven't you? Sharon, I'll leave you! If you keep doing this I'm fucking divorcing you! If you go to Africa, you can kiss my ass fucking goodbye!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*You get bitten by a bug, you're dead!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*There's plenty to do in our world honey, plenty of things, you don't have to go to Africa to do something good.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*You're eating the paper.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Don't be so stupid you silly old bastard.*"
— Elton John

"*I feel so bad having it. It's incredible, thank you so much. I'm fucking embarrassed.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*We're going shopping! With the Osbournes. Spend a fortune. With the Osbournes.*"
— Elton John singing

"*I feel so spoilt when ever I'm around you guys!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*First time in Africa? Well they're not nice trips, they're gritty trips. We don't stay at the nicest of hotels unless it's the last day. You don't get any pampering because we stay in rough places. You have to be quite tough and ready for it.* "
— Clare the Oxfam organizer

"*I don't care, they got insects over there. They've got fucking Ebola or Embola or whatever. You have to have loads of injections. I don't want to go!* "
— Sharon Osbourne

"*Ah Fuck!*"
— Ozzy upon hearing that the puppy (Shithead) is being given to Kelly

"*Kelly, I'm telling ya! I'm gonna fucking drown the dog or give it away if it craps in my house! When was the last time you cleared it up!?*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*I don't do shit!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Oh, so you buy the dog and I clean up after it! Stop buying fucking dogs!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne
The Show Must Go Oz

**The Show Must Go Oz** is the first episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on January 27, 2004.

## Summery

Sharon faces pressure from the powers that be behind her talk show, who are disappointed in her performance and expect her to work harder. She refuses to incorporate their suggestions into the show. Kelly and Jack grow tired of appearing on Sharon's show; both refuse her request for a co-hosting appearance.

Ozzy very reluctantly agrees to appear in the Halloween episode. He believes that he is going to just be a guest, and is furious when he learns (at the last minute) that he is to serve as co-host. Meanwhile, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating. The workmen struggle to move a gigantic Buddha statue across the yard.

## Memorable Quotes

"*We have thirteen dogs and I hate thirteen, I'm highly superstitious.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*I wanna buy a gun, Sharon. I like shooting. You can buy the dogs and I can shoot 'em.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*Dead!...Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!...Dead!*"
— Ozzy walking up the stairs pointing at photos of the pets

"*I just had a letter sent to me saying I should work harder on the show!*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I don't know! Unless I get out my fucking old tits, I don't know.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I don't want you to beg! Get away from me!*"
— Kelly to Sharon

"*It's gonna be really cheesy if I come onto your show all the time.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*It's the SHARON OSBOURNE SHOW not the Sharon and Kelly show, it's the Sharon OSBOURNE show.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*I call this house, "the factory". All the work gets done here.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*I just sat there and put fucking panty liners on me.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I am quitting! Before I get fired!*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*OW! YOU FUCKING BIT MY ASS! You fucking asshole!*"
— Ozzy to a dog

"*It's the funniest thing! There's a fucking floating Buddha, with 900 men all around it trying to lift it.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*It's a $6 million Buddha!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*You look like a fucking sheep dog.*"
— Ozzy to Kelly

"*Kelly, take the hair out your fucking face, you look like...you look like you're gonna sniff another dog's ass and make love to it.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*It doesn't matter how old I am, you're never gonna let me grow up. I'll be fifty and you'll still make me live here!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*What's up? Having a wobbler? Wanna fight? You pissed off?*"
— Sharon Osbourne to Dennis Rodman

"*Did I just fuck up on that name again?*"
— Sharon Osbourne

## Trivia

* This episode is the first appearance of The Sharon Osbourne Show.
* This episode also introduces the new pets Colin, Peggy-Sue, Chips, Ruby and two new unnamed chihuahua.
Episode 7

**This article is a disambiguation page for Episode 7**

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This is a guide for each of the episode 7's from The Osbournes.

* Get Stuffed (Series 1)
* It's a Hard Knock Life (Series 2)
* Scent of a Woman (Series 3)
* Number One Fan (Series 4)
* Ross Halfin (Episode) (Podcast)
Hawaii Five Ozz

**Hawaii Five Ozz** is the third episode of the fourth and final series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on January 31, 2005.

## Summery

Ozzy, Sharon and Jack Osbourne head to Hawaii for their vacation. Ozzy continues to be miserable for a while, but cheers up following a private luau. Jack goes diving in a shark cage. His friends invite strippers to the luau, and behave in ways that embarrass him. The traveling party winds up leaving without Jack's friends when they fail to show up on time for their flight.

## Memorable Quotes

"*You know the hookers here speak Japanese, I heard. That's intense, smart tricks!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Tony, left my bag at the airport, my suitcase. I'm fucking livid right now.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Good, Good! This is who we want to see! This'll make daddy happy.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*What's the point? No one will laugh.*"
— Melinda Varga

"*Ge hated the flight, doesn't want to be here. I think I need a bottle of vodka.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I feel like I'm on a cattle truck.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*I wanna swim with the Dolphin girls, if there's dolphins there too that's fine.*"
— Jack's friend

"*You didn't want to sit in the sun and I'v e just moved round!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*I didn't want to sit at this restaurant, I wanted to sit at the other one.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*We should call our selves the fucking nutter family.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*Are we the fucking Salvation Army or something?*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*Ton, just leave 'em!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*Couldn't give a fuck! Where's Jack?*"
— Sharon osbourne

## Trivia

* Duane Chapman also known as Dog The Bounty Hunter makes a brief cameo.
Episode 1

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This is a guide for each of the episode 1's from The Osbournes.

* There Goes the Neighborhood (Series 1)
* What Goes Up... (Series 2)
* The Show Must Go Oz (Series 3)
* Sleepless in Beverly Hills (Series 4)
* Introduction (Podcast)