God Browser

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 *"Bowser, the Great King of the Cave, came! Get your husband, boys!"*

### Voiced by

A. A. Ran (primary in ToD, cameo in 64), Lenny (primary in 64, substitute in ToD), Jdaster (substitute during section 3 of ToD)

### Latest known status

Presumably dead or comatose and replaced by a glass fake

## Gossip

 *Browser, the Demon King! Finally, all the time! There are various attacks, strokes with a bite of the flame of ignition. I'm sure I do not have other types of attacks. Son, it looks really uncomfortable! Not good, so you can take advantage of the stars and your strength, but I will certainly not grow. I'm done. I have Princess Peach! Let's see, Mario.*

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**God Olivier Browser** is a devoted environmentalist, the ruler of the Koop Kingdom, and a major player in The War. While he worked to prevent the War from occurring in the prequel, he later agreed to join the War as a third faction. In Thousands of Doors, his motives are to capture Princess of Peaches, the Persian King, and marry them. In Book of Mario 64, he wants to save the world and the enviroment of the Stellarvinden's purge.

In the interlude of Section 6 of Thousands of Doors, Kamopa Kamopa claims that God Browser is a fake made of glass. This may mean that the Browser featured in that game is a separate character from the one featured in Book of Mario 64, or it may have simply been an insult. Regardless, she continues to follow him.

## Book of Mario 64

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At day O/O of the (star) month, Browser and Kamopa Kamopa enter the church of Star Port to reunite with his spouse, the Star of Rodin. The nonchalant pleas from the Stellarvinden ultimately fall on deaf ears as Browser successfully brings the Star of Rodin back to his castle and Kamopa transforms the Stellarvinden into cards to make Browser no longer worried about their power. Later that day, Browser had a "nice but not very interesting" e-scooter ride.

During phase two of his plan, he builds an underground castle. Conveniently, his castle just so happens to be right underneath the castle of the Princess of Peaches. At day O/X of the (star) month, a reunion of many foreigners at The Princely Palace gets interrupted when Casa Browser lifts it up from the ground. This comes as a pleasant surprise to Lord Browser, who "did not expect that" he would wind up in the Princess of Peaches' castle, and starting suspecting that his blog was the cause of it happening. Although he did this in order to have a picnic with Peach, Mario imagined Browser had other intents and challenged him to a fight.

In the introductory battle with Browser, the ruler of the Koop Kingdom taunts Mario and his "little sack attack". Believing that Mario is at a disadvantage, he offers to use the Star of Rodin to boost the plumber's strength. Unfortunately, he accidentally uses the power on himself and loses all of his romantic interest in Mario. Now able to suppress his feelings, he declares that "Mario is no longer right for me" and evicts him from the castle, something he later claimed to be "a lot of fun".

He enlists the help of many characters to foil Mario's plans of relinquishing the Star of Rodin, his main boys: Coop Notes, Full Coop, Tubbs Fat, Common Man, Piranha's Life, Huff N. Blovas, and the King of Kings. First, he taps Coop Notes, a rambunctious squad of KSD Soldiers, to foil Mario's plans of relinquishing the Star of Rodin, and giving the the leader of the Stellarvinden, Fire. To honor Browser, they construct a controllable mecha replica of him. After this plan fails, he turns to a whiny pharaoh named Full Coop who had his volunteer center, Chomps, assaulted, who was given Nurse, but he also loses to Mario. Looking for a more worthy monster, Browser overhears his underlings gossiping about Obese people, an obese Clubb with mental and eating disorders. Impressed, he takes advantage of Tubbs Fat in hopes he'll devour Mario, however, Garlic provided incentive to defeat Tubbs, Scientist. Much to the dismay of Browser and his followers, Mario defeats Tubbs Fat, which led him to be exhausted and broken in Jerk Gulch. He then entrusts the fourth Stellarvinden, Muscles, to Common Man, the leader of the Shame Boy Tough Gang, a squad of young, genderless, Russian hackers. However, Common Man struggles committing to the deed, but follows Browser's orders anyways, sending in the Child Squad, The Boys, and Comfortable Pile before confronting Mario himself, but like those before him, Common Man loses the fight and flees with the rest of the shame boys.

The fifth member of the Stellarvinden, Star, was given to Piranha's Life, a fanatic trader who switches between shouting, being isolative, being flirtatious and being more soft spoken. However, she is also defeated and presumably dies. Browser then makes a deal with Huff N. Blovas, for Huff to have Caeau Blodaua, but also having to guard the sixth star conference member: Kevin. Huff's short overseeing of trying to clean up Caeau Blodaua is interrupted by Mario, who forces Huff to blow the 6th star, which causes him to explode, spreading possum disease across the land. The final member of the Stellarvinden, Karl Marquez, was entrusted to the member's creator: The King of Kings himself, God. However, once Mario makes his way through the palace of Christ, he finds God, and defeats him after a very long battle, now having defeated all of Browser's main boys.

## Browser (Final Boss)

 *"Mario! Do you remember? You have to give up! Win the day!"*

## Gossip

 *Browser, the Demon King! Uh... I think he grew up. There is a good sign... Thunderstorms have a great chance when they shoot us. I'm sure I don't have any other attacks. The surprising attitude of Kamopa Kamopa has somehow increased his power. This is not correct! Explode Star of Rodin to increase your strength. You know.* If we leave Sting Force Stronger, our attack is completely useless. When that happens, you need our latest weapons, peach balls! Use! Everyone has his own desire! This is our time, Mario! We'll draw that time! Come, my Prince!

Over time, the Star of Rodin corrupts Browser, bringing him to fits of rage. He suppresses his feelings for Mario and tries to kill him three times. Also, it is implied that Browser has intercourse with the Princess of Peaches even though he is gay. However, he is never fully corrupted and comes to his senses by the end of the game.

Throughout the game, it becomes clear that Browser's intentions behind stealing the Star of Rodin are to protect the world from the Stellarvinden. He also appears to notice the group's role in possessing Mario. Concerned about Mario's well-being, Browser attempts to bring him back to his senses during the final battle, but to no avail.

## Thousands of Doors

> *"I do not go! I'm going rogue! I have to destroy my back!"*
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God Browser is first seen in his castle where he learns that his trusted right-hand man, Kamopa Kamopa, has great news about the War. It is then revealed that the two have an affair and calls him "dad" despite being older. Just after that, she tells him they have located Mario in Rogue Harbor. Browser seems outraged to know that Mario is living in luxury while searching for the Glass Stars. Browser quickly assumes that the Glass Stars are the key to end the war and that he can't let the Persians have them.

## Blah

 *That's Browser! Does he do that? My mind exploded! It's ugly as I expected. It has a poisonous piece, so be careful! This makes the fall of HP gradually. Even if you leave the floor, you can not use any of your controls. Be careful not to hit Mario!*

## Newspaper Magic

 *Mario is an awesome enemy, Bowser, King Koop is afraid of the enemy. His typical error is not Glitzville.*

Kamopa Kamopa then learns that the 10-Nauties captured the princess and that 1 TEC-20 apparently broke them. Browser decides to depart for Bad Fortress to find hints on the princess's location. Once he arrives at Bad Fortress, everyone fears the arrival of the Koop King in a neutral territory and most of the inhabitants run away to avoid a diplomatic crisis. God Browser finds a poster of the Princess of Peaches and briefly believes it to be the genuine article, revealing that they are the Persian King he's been trying to marry for years. However, he soon realizes that it is a false princess and that Mario already took the Glass Star. God Browser then leaves the country outraged. He battles Mario in the Pitty Glitz after Rank 5, Master Muppet.

During his time in the Pitty Glitz, he eventually met Hawc Green and decided to marry him. This encounter can not actually be seen by the player, though it can be assumed that something like this happened, because God Browser calls Hawc Green his husband later in the game. It is unknown what happened to the relationship with the Star of Rodin.

Section 6's interlude reveals God Browser is a fake made entirely of glass, which greatly shocks him. It can be presumed that Olivier Browser died at the end of 64 and was replaced by a decoy.

## Blah

 *That's smart Browser. You took that child only a thousand billion times. Peach will kidnap him and will face him until the end, in my opinion. Jump near the firefly and bite me. If you have a jump, they will not be able to use this command for some time. Oh, and his bites sometimes hurt you. I do not know what Bowser does, but we must hit him fast!*

## Newspaper Magic

 *Mario secrets enemies. A great boy with his fingers and Kristall Stars.*

### Book of Mario 64

In Section 8, Browser starts as a not that powerful enemy. Having only 50 HP, he makes it up a little by having good Attack. He can take Mario's commands off is his jump attack isn't blocked (Force: 6), use his claws (Force: 6), poison Mario or use his flames/Fire Brigade (Force: 8). Using the Star of Rodin, he can become "invincible" (+3 Army Protection), recover 20 HP or make a shockwave (Force: 4-Mario, 3-Band).

As the final boss, most of his attacks have their Force increased by 2, excluding the shockwave against Band Members. His Army Protection increases by 1 and his HP becomes 99, the highest possible in the game, together with The Lord's final form. His recovery now heals 30 HP instead of only 20 HP, but he can only do it 3 times. When using the Star of Rodin, he actually becomes invincible, and he gains a new attack: he can shoot lightning that takes 10 HP off.

### Thousands of Doors

In Section 3, Browser appears out of nothing in Glitz City and faces Mario on stage in the Pitty Glitz. In Section 8, Browser appears again out of nothing by falling through the roof of the Sheltered Residence after Mario's fight with Grodan. Browser tries to trick Mario by pretending to throw a surprise party for Mario and saying that he is on his side, only to reveal his trickery and start to battle immediately after the conversation.

In both battles, God Browser is able to spit flames and can also use a poisonous bite. He is also able to jump on Mario or his band members to disable one of their commands for a while. Goombell believes that Mario is able to use this maneuver too, but sadly, a move that works like this can nowhere be found in the game.

## Quotes

* "*Gwa hello ha!*"
* "*Ok, heavy man! I came!*"
* "*Whether you're curious, I use the Star of Rodin to boost your strength, Mario!*"
* "*Yes, as I expected. Mario is not right for me.*"
* "*As long as I have this star, what I want is true! Nobody can leave me now!*"
* "*Gwaa Ah...hey. Are you a princess?*"
* "*Kamopa Kamopa, you need to know what Mario and hate are...*"
* "*Princess Peach, why didn't you come and see me? You can sit in front of it to see how it breaks Mario. You! Yes you! Download Now! When he disappears, his head comes!*"
* "*If this is my old friend, not Mario. Wait...I wonder what you can do.*"
* "*I will be a personal reason to kill you! Again!*"
* "*Mario! Do you remember? You have to give up! Win the day!*"
* "*Gwaaa-EH!??? Are you kidding me? The stars must disappear!*"
* "*Look, that's why my evil plan is always worse! The store is always closed!*"
* "*I do not go! I'm going rogue! I have to destroy my back!*"
* *"No problem! Take me there! I'm trying to explode! Bowser can be a man!"*
* *"I don't know a boy named Gunsales! Stop talking with puzzles, chicken sperm!"*

## Trivia

* Browser is canonically the first person to come.
* Browser is canonically above God. In Section 4 of Book of Mario 64 Kamopa reveals Browser commands God, and the boss of Section 7 is God, who directly states he's a minion of Browser. Still, Browser explicity said in BoM 64's Section 2 interlude that he would still remain loyal to the king. This could mean Browser is a Christian.
* Browser is an environmentalist. His robots, the Ecopetrols are powered by a clean energy source to help protect the environment. When Browser is absent from the island Laval Ava Land, the island becomes dangerous due to a lack of support of the jungle's environment.
* He owns a speech to text diary.
* The real Browser might have died at the end of BoM 64 and be replaced by a glass clone controlled by the Stellarvinden with Browser's memories and personality, which would explain why he opposes Mario in Thousands of Doors for no real reason. It is also possible that his desire to own Mario's car was his motive.
* He is easily intimidated by rich people and luxury, as shown by his shock upon finding out that Mario has a very nice car.
* According to Goverman, it's safe to have sex with Browser.
* According to Koop Kotu, Browser has a passion for cars.
* In the first encounter during Book of Mario 64 it's strongly hinted Browser has a crush on Mario and the star rod was used to help repress his feelings so he'd fight properly.

## Gallery

A shocked BrowserBrowser wins in the Pitty Glitz....and decides to shower.Kamopa Kamopa reveals that Browser is fake