Cortez (Cyberstars)

### Occupation

Actor, Chef at McDevil's (formerly), Chef at Murder King (formerly), Heart Sergeant (formerly), Club owner / DJ at The Clap House (formerly)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Darbonnia (ex-girlfriend), Lasoinya Alize Paprika-Love (ex-girlfriend), *step-sister* (ex-girlfriend),  India (ex-girlfriend)

## Appearances

### Debut

*The Interview*

**Cortez Andre ~~Crawley~~** (often shortened to **Cortez Andre** or simply **Tez**), a.k.a **The Wild Card**, is one of the main characters of *Cyberstars*. He is portrayed by, and a fictional version of, Cortez Andre.

## Appearances

### Season 1

* “The Interview”
* “Online Gaming” (as Denzel)
* "The Heist” (as James)
* "Pocket Chocolate" (as Tony)
* "How We Play"
* "Codename: Kids Next Door - Next Generation" (as Bluckle / Numbah 1111)
* "DK for President" (as Barack Obama / Random Citizen)
* "Blind Date: Episode 1" (as Cornelius Pumpernickel)
* "Love Sucks"
* "Put Some Respek on It" (as DJ da DJ)
* "Curse of the Red Beanie"
* "An App to Kill For"
* "Uncle Willie's Bald Head Raw Dogs" (as West Philly)
* "Lean on Me" (as Joe Louis Clark)
* "The Good Ol' Days" (as Granddad)
* "Killing Miss Daisy" (as Hoke Colburn)
* "Dragon Tales"
* "Road Trip"
* "When Yo Jam Comes On"
* "Law with Your Order" (as Rocko)
* "Cortez's Job"
* "Try Not to Laugh" (Cortez Andre)

### Season 2

* "#StormArea51: The Anthem"
* "Murder Party" (as John / Tether)
* "Lyft Your Spirits" (as The Boyfriend)
* "Big Baller, Baby" (as The "Baller")
* "Staff Meeting"
* "Get Rich or Try Dyin'"
* "Dinner and a Divorce" (as Aaron)
* "Hunter x Hunter x Hood x Hood" (as Hisoka Morow)
* "Russian Roulette"
* "The Argument 2"
* "The Claus Father"
* "Netflix Exclusive"
* "DoorDash Tez - Yasuke"
* "Death at a Funeral"
* "That's What She Said"

## Trivia

* Cortez's *Cyberstars* title is, **the Wild Card**, due to his eccentric and over-the-top personality.
* Cortez's best friends are David and DK.
* Cortez is able to performs various impressions, including Morgan Freeman, Elmo, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Meatwad, Mario, and Barack Obama.
* A recurring joke in *Cyberstars* is that Cortez would randomly pop up at David's house.
	+ In *Love Sucks*, Cortez crawled through the window.
	+ In *An App to Kill For*, Cortez entered through the attic (twice).
	+ In *The Argument 2*, Cortez crawled through the septic tank.

* Cortez has died five times on *Cyberstars*.
	+ In *An App to Kill For*, his leg was accidentally amputated by DK.
	+ In *Uncle Willie's Bald Head Raw Dogs*, he was cooked and deep fried by Jovante.
	+ In *Dragon Tales*, he, Jovante and Johnny were burned alive by a dragon.
	+ In *Road Trip*, he was mauled to death by a wolf, a goat, a bear and a flock of buzzards as B Cyde looked on.
	+ In *The Argument 2*, David killed him and stuffed him in a garbage bag.
* Cortez has had the most relationships out of the *Cyberstars* members (4):
	+ Darbonnia (DK's ex-girlfriend that he stole from him) in *Love Sucks*
	+ Lasoinya Alize Paprika-Love (proposed to her after 4 days in a White Castle with a Chicken Ring) in *Love Sucks*
	+ His step sister (he "doesn't know his father", so to him, it technically doesn't count) in *Staff Meeting*
	+ India in *Get Rich or Try Dyin'*
* Cortez once time traveled when he was "knocked into next week" by Peaches in *Love Sucks*.
* It is revealed in *An App to Kill For* that Cortez refuses to eat McDonald's.
* Cortez pays child support despite not having any kids.
* Cortez's favorite song is "Weak" by SWV.
* Cortez once opened a ran a club out of David's home called *The Clap House*.