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Royalty

## Doggietopian Royalty

In Doggietopia, royalty works like this: If both parents have white blood, their puppy will automatically have white blood too. Any Doggie with white blood is a Royal. All Royal Doggies live in a luxury castle and the castle will be named after something glittery or shiny, e.g Diamond Castle or Coin Castle. Anydoggie caught mistreating a Royal Doggie will immediately be jailed for a month.

Royal Doggies are also very rich, and when the current king/queen of the country retires or dies, a vote is put up online to work out who will be the next king/queen. There will be 5 princes and princesses to choose from, and they wil be at least 19 years old.

### Royal Names

Naming is very different for Royals on Doggietopia. The council creates 20 royal names to choose from, and they are all created from royal sounding words. E.g Diamond + Princess = Primcend.

Surnames are the item that their castle was named after, for example: If the Royal Doggie were born in Glass Castle, their surname would be Glass.

### Love

When a Royal turns 14, they are given 3 blind dates and they have to choose which one they want to be their lover. They must then live with that Doggie forever in their own castle rooms, and have their own puppies at age 20.

### School

Royal puppies start going to school at the age of 3 and stop at age 9. Unlike other Doggies, they go to a special royal school where they must dress in a posh way. They learn Maths and English, but instead of other things they learn how to walk like a royal Doggie, eat using the correct tools with the correct food types (there are 12 different eating tools for Royals!).
Season Preparations

## What they are

The Season Preparations are a time before a new season in Doggietopia. The Doggies must clean up the remains of the current season to welcome the upcoming one.

### Spring - Summer

To help clean up the Spring and welcome the Summer, the Doggies must ask StarDogs for sunny weather. Then they have to paint the leaves bright green. Finally they must harvest the fruit and plant sunflowers and other summer-themed plants all around the town.

### Summer - Autumn

To help clean up the Summer and welcome the Autumn, the Doggies must ask StarDogs for windy weather. Then they must paint the leaves in brown, red, yellow and orange colours. Finally they have to carefully harvest the wilted flowers and plant veggies in their place.

### Autumn - Winter

To help clean up the Autumn and welcome the Winter, the Doggies must ask StarDogs for snowy weather. Then they must take off the leaves that haven't fallen off the trees yet, and clean the leaves off the ground. Finally they must harvest the last of the veggies that they haven't harvested yet.

### Winter - Spring

To help clean up the Winter and welcome the Spring, the Doggies must ask StarDogs for slight rainy weather; enough to make the plants grow but not so much that they have too much water. Then they must make some emerald green leaves from silk and stick then onto the trees with a good glue (in Doggietopia, leaves don't grow on trees). After that they have to clean up the snow. Finally the Doggies must plant fruit.
WarmHearts

WarmHearts is a Doggietopia celebration that's a bit like Christmas. The big difference is the story behind the celebration.

### The WarmHearts Story

It all started on December 20th, 1560, the year when Doggietopia was created by a spirit from space, known as Paden. He was the last of a doggie-like spirit species. He was bored and used a swish of his paw to create a brand new planet, and decided to make living beings there that are similar to his own, but not the same. This planet became Doggietopia, and the beings became Doggies.

However, they weren't very nice to each other at all. They shouted and yelled and they were mad all the time. They screamed at each other for every tiny thing they did that wasn't like themselves. Luckily, a Doggie called Lumica stepped in and told them all that shouting wasn't the answer. She said that everydoggie is different and nodoggie is the same, and that they should try to respect that.

Lumica was unfortunately hated for this. Until 5 unknown Doggies decided to put on a play showing the others that Lumica was right. After the play, the other Doggies understood and apologized to Lumica. From then on, all Doggies did a pretty well job of showing respect.

Why Paden couldn't help, however, will always be a mystery. When he created the planet his energy and magic might have been used up. Or he could have fallen from space and is maybe still falling today.

### Celebrating

The Doggies celebrate Doggietopia's first peace by playing traditional WarmHearts music, which is made up of drums and flutes.

They decorate their room with shiny things like tinsel and glass ornaments. Some parties are held in the local Hall and some are held at home.

Noodle soup is the international WarmHearts food. The pudding is usually fruit pie. After dinner it's dance time and gift time!

White, pink and yellow are traditional WarmHearts colours. White represents peace, pink represents love and yellow represents happiness. Decorations are traditionally these three colours and it's also tradition to wrap presents in these colours.
Doggie Joke Day

Doggie Joke Day is a day in Doggietopia where many Doggies play tricks and practical jokes on each other. Around 20% of these Doggies dress up as jesters or funny clowns and jumpscare others, as that is Doggietopia's favourite practical joke.

### Top 3 Jokes

Aside from the jumpscare prank, here are the three other most popular pranks in Doggietopia!

1. Wiping chocolate spread on toilet paper and putting it upside-down on something that a Doggie really likes.
2. The classic bucket-of-water-above-the-door trick!
3. Making various foods from clay, such as chewing gum.

The reactions to these are hilarious!
Blue Day

Blue Day is a day celebrated in Tren. On this day, they celebrate their national colour, blue, and why they love it so much. It's not every Trennish Doggie's favourite colour, but nodoggie from Tren hates it!

### Why Blue is Celebrated

The Trennish love the colour blue so much because they see it as a symbol of peace, happiness and lovely sunny days. All of those are very positive things for everyone, and so they celebrate this cool colour in Tren.

### Ways to Celebrate

Carrying something blue around to bring good luck. They can also wear something blue to bring them good luck.

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Parques de San Vicente

**Parque Presidente Adolfo Suarez**

**Dirección:** 03690 Sant Vicent del Raspeig, Alicante

Dispone de zonas de arbolado, praderas, dos lagunas artificiales, zonas húmedas, un parque de tráfico y reserva de suelo para equipamientos deportivos, cafetería y otros servicios. El proyecto contempla la plantación de más de 600 árboles, 40.000 arbustos y 15.000 metros cuadrados de praderas.

**Horario:**

**Parc L'hort de Torrent**

**Dirección:** 03690 San Vicente del Raspeig, Valencia

   Consta de amplias zonas verdes, estanques, una fuente de grandes dimensiones, cafetería, una gran zona de paseo y un área de juegos infantiles. También tiene pistas polideportivas, de BMX y un circuito de aeromodelismo.

**Horario:**

**Zona de libre paseo de mascotas**

**Dirección:** Calle del Aeroplano, 6, 03690 San Vicente del Raspeig, Alicante

El acondicionamiento de la nueva zona de libre paseo de mascotas de la calle La Huerta ha incluido la limpieza y vallado del solar, además de la instalación de mobiliario básico como bancos, papeleras y estacas de madera. Además, esta zona tiene la particularidad de contar con un circuito de ‘agility’, con diversos elementos para que los animales puedan ejercitarse realizando saltos, corriendo o superando obstáculos.

**Parque Juan XXIII**

**Dirección:** Calle Pérez Galdós, 03690 San Vicente del Raspeig

**Parque apeadero**

**Dirección:** Vial del Terraplèn, 03690 Sant Vicent del Raspeig, Alacant
T-Bone’s Gotta Sit On It

## Episode page

T-Bone’s Gotta Sit On It (w/ Aparna Nancherla, Ashley Brooke Roberts) on earwolf.com

## In-studio guests

Aparna Nancherla

Ashley Brooke Roberts

## Games played

### Alaska? I'll Ask Her!

#### How to play

Contestant must determine if the following are real Alaskan cities or if they are fake. +1 for every correct answer. If it's a real Alaskan town, +2 bonus points will be awarded to the player who comes closest to guessing the population based on the 2010 census.

Losers are banished to the icy tundra of the Alaskan arctic immediately following the end of the show.

In the case of a tie, players must sing Alaska's state song. Manolo is to judge who gives the best, more accurate performance.

House rules: bonus points only if you accurately guess the population.

#### Cities

1. Wolf Creek
2. Unalaska
3. Bear Trap
4. Dead Horse
5. New Alaska
6. Norman
7. Igloo
8. Craig
9. Houston
10. Red Devil
11. Eek
12. Cold Foot
13. Santaland
14. Homer
15. North Pole
16. Chicken
17. Springfield
18. Mukluk
19. Siberia
20. Fish Guts
21. Orca Cove

### Can I Have That Seat?

#### Manolo's Theme Song Lyrics

Can I have a seat?

Can I have a seat?

I think I'm pregnant or this seat has pregnant sauce.

#### Necessary background

When I'm having a long day, I really want to ask a person for a seat on the crowded train, but I never find the guts to ask, mostly because I don't think I ever have a good enough excuse.

#### How to play

Contestants have to persuade Manolo to give up his seat with their excuses. If Manolo says No, they have the chance to retort with an answer that will try and make him feel guilty for saying No, but only for the satisfaction of telling him off. They still lose the point. Yes, you get a point, No, you get no points. Winner is declared when you all get tired of it.

### Pitch a Masterpiece

#### How to play

In this game, Manolo is a high-powered movie producer! Players will pitch a movie idea to him that combines two genres that Jo will pick. Movie producer Manolo will pick the winning pitch.

## Trivia

Mello (sp?), a caller, was with some "friends from Craigslist." They were named T-Bone, Joel, and Annie.
Birthdays

## Doggietopian Birthdays

In Doggietopia, birthdays are celebrated differently from the human world. Instead of singing 'Happy Birthday' they sing a song called 'One Year Older'. But they still say 'Happy Birthday' to the birthday Doggie when they see them for the first time that day.

### One Year Older song

'You're one yer older,

One year older,

It's your special day today,

You're one year older,

One year older,

Have a happy birthday today!'

### Celebration

Parties each have their own style and theme to them, but a Doggie's birthday party mainly works like this: First they have 15 minutes of chill time to give the guests time to arrive. When 15 minutes has passed, they sing One Year Older. Then, they have games and food for 30 minutes. They spend another 15 minutes in karaoke time, where they sing and dance to the music. Then, they have 10 more minutes to give presents and hand out the birthday food. Instead of a birthday cake, Doggies have birthday food, which is a giant version of any food they choose! Which can include cake. Then, the party ends.
Cheese Day

## Cheese

Cheese Day is a national day in South Dreno celebrating their national snack, cheese. Cheese is the main ingredient in half of their sweets (like Cheesy Chocolate and Salted Cheesebombs), and they absolutely love it. There is no Dreck (a Doggie from South Dreno) that doesn't like cheese!

### Popular Ways they Celebrate

Make cheese in breakfast, lunch and dinner for the whole day.

Play some sporty games using balls made of cheese. They have to make sure this is in a clean environment so that they can eat the cheese after the games!

Make someone a big cheese pie if they think they deserve one!

Write a cheese poem and present it at the local Town Hall.
Rue

"Alright boys, time to show me what you've learned!"

Rue is a flamboyant, drunken, human monk. He wears a purple robe, and has long hair. He is a very powerful monk, able to deflect and evade most attacks.

## History

### Before Year 1201

Rue used to belong to an organization that he found stifling, so left many years ago but is pretty tight-lipped about it.

### Year 1201

Rue traveled with a masked woman with golden hair and two men from Bellingham when they were attacked by Buck and his bandits, but Rue was able to defeat them easily. Rue's party was headed back to Bellingham and stopped briefly at Rabbit's Tavern.

## Abilities

Rue does not age. He is also incredibly fast and dexterous, as we was able to grab a crossbow bolt out of the air before it hit him.

### Combat

Rue is able to quickly get back on his feet, giving his opponents a false sense of advantage. He is able to use a pair of shortswords to disorient his opponents.

## Relationships

### Allies

Two brothers from Bellingham

A masked woman with golden hair and happy eyes

### Destiny's Children

Threw a drink in Maya's face, blinding her temporarily. Fought Destiny's Children with a pair of shortswords. Seemed relieved when he heard Izzy tell the party not to kill one of the fallen men traveling with him. While sitting on Twinkletoes after the skirmish, shared a drink with Mario.

## Quotes

> “Alright boys, time to show me what you’ve learned!”
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> “Alright boys, time to leave!”
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> “I’ll meet you at the tavern, don’t stop for anything.”
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> “Alright, I give up.”
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Day of Peace

Doggietopia's most peaceful day is called Day of Peace, which is an international day celebrating Doggietopian peace, and how they are the most peaceful planet. It started with the first WarmHearts, and never ended.

The song they sing at the Peace Ceremony is called A Song of Peace. They get one or two female Doggies between the ages of 5 - 12 to sing the solo. Then, the echo near the end is sung by the males, with the females doing the echo. The song is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDCgmwbYBm8&app=desktop

### Peace Ceremony

The ceremony starts at 10am and ends at noon, and there's one in every city. Around 300 Doggies attend each one, and a ticket costs only 3 Trinkles. Each Doggie must wear white and/or pastel colours. Bright colours and dark colours aren't allowed.

First, they have 10 minutes to get to the ceremony before they sing A Song of Peace. Then they walk around in a few circles holding their peace symbol on a stick, as flags or wooden models. The Doggietopian peace symbol is a heart with a paw print in the middle.

After that, they eat special sugar cookies with peace symbol icing. Next, they dance to peaceful but happy tunes. And finally, they watch a fun peace-themed musical play by a group of 20 Doggies, from 7 - 14 years old. The play usually lasts 30 - 40 minutes.

### Celebrating Without Parties

To celebrate without the ceremony, the Doggies can:

Put their Peace Symbol flag up in the front garden, or hang up wooden models of the symbol around the house.

Just be peaceful to each other in general.

Eat a bowl of whipped cream. It sounds weird, but the light fluffiness gives an impression of peace, cleansing and purity.

Wear white, of course!
Special Days

## Doggie Days

In Doggietopia, the special days like Halloween or Valentine's Day are very different! Even if a certain day on Earth doesn't have an official date (such as Easter), a Doggietopia version will. They also celebrate birthdays in Doggietopia, just like humans do!

### Special Dates

New Year: 1st January

Blue Day: 15th January

Music Week: 4th February - 11th February

Spring Preparations: 22nd February

Grand Golden Night (Spring): 1st March

Day of Love: 14th March

Doggie Joke Day: 3rd April

April Moon: 21st April

Buttercup Day: 5th May

Silver Sky Day: 10th May

Summer Preperations: 24th May

Grand Golden Night (Summer): 1st June

Sporty Day: 14th June

Super Holiday: 18th June - 16th July

Doggie Week: 4th August - 11th August

The Doggie Games: 13th August - 29th August

Autumn Preperations: 23rd August

Grand Golden Night (Autumn): 1st September

Spooky Night: 17th September

Superstition Day: 12th October

Cheese Day: 29th October

Day of Peace: 14th November

Winter Preparations: 23rd November

Grand Golden Night (Winter): December 1st

WarmHearts Eve (Christmas Eve): December 19th

WarmHearts Day (Christmas): December 20th
Doggietopia

## Planet

Doggietopia is a planet about 15 lightyears away from Earth's solar system. Its main inhabitants are called Doggies. The planet itself has a purple ocean and 15 countries and is also a lot smaller than Earth. Doggietopia has the exact same atmosphere and gravitational pull as Earth, though, so a human could live there easily. The problem with that is, there's a force field around it to protect it from anything that isn't from Doggietopia. Here's a list of all the countries in order of size from biggest to smallest.

North Dreno

South Dreno

LoBena

Melkador

Rolin

Tren

Sunlight Isles (8 individual islands)

### Facts about Doggietopia

* The eight Sunlight Isles are individually called Sunland with the corresponding island number next to it, e.g Sunland 7.
* The six most famous Doggies (Bonnie, Chloe, Elory, Rocky, Daisy and Aliviah) all live in Tren, although Elory comes from South Dreno and Daisy is from Sunland 2.
* The country with the most Doggies is North Dreno, and the country with the least is Sunland 8.
* If you swim in the Doggietopia ocean, the parts of your body that touched the ocean turn purple for 20 minutes!
* Something from Doggietopia is Doggietopian, to humans.
* And finally, it's an international law to listen to calming music while trying to get to sleep. Another international law is NO robberies or terror attacks!

### What it looks like

Below is a drawing of what Doggietopia looks like from space. The purple represents ocean, each green patch represents a country and the words are just labels for each country. You wouldn't really see those words if you were looking at it from space! If you're wondering what the other side of the planet looks like, it has alot of ocean and the other halves of South Dreno, North Dreno and LoBena.

   All towns/areas have their own feild. One side is for the farmers to grow crops, and the other side is for playing on by other dogs. All towns have trees too, because Doggietopian trees can grow in any floor!

Many towns also don't have grass growing outside the feild, but there's still ways to grow flowers and other things for season preperations, or other reasons. Gardens always have grass and concrete, and you can also use plant pots to grow things outside of the garden. Problem solved!

The last two paragraphs before this sentence also apply to areas and land on the Sunlight Isles.
Planes and the Moon

## Espera (True Espera)

Espera serves as the seat of the gods and sits at the center of the multiverse. It is the first of their physical creations and was, before the calamity, hospitable to all forms of life.

## Planes

As the gods explored the vastness of space they would each create smaller vestiges of Espera to fill the emptiness. Each of these planes was shaped by its creator to reflect the aspects of its creator. Some are worlds of endless sea, others endless sky. Some worlds were covered in frigid mountains while others still were encompassed in rich vegetation. Still, none of these worlds could capture the majesty and diversity of Espera. Instead they each sought to recreate aspects of their grand home to give the cosmic travelers a sense of home on their journey.

## Sparks

The gods populated these places with Sparks, the shapeless semi-sentient essence of life itself. Sparks served as wardens of the gods’ creation and, for a time, it was good. Aetea transformed the planet’s moon into a safe haven for life and her children gathered the Sparks and brought them there. Sparks took on the characteristics of the god that brought them to the moon, and these became the mortal races.

###  On the Divinity of Mortals by Crimson Oracle Demetria

> A parent's love for a child is an incredible thing. It was but an instant that separated us from oblivion, yet that instant cost them dearly. Through the sacrifice of our progenitors we moved from sparks of life to true beings, each bearing the likeness of those who gave us form and saved us from oblivion.
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## Espera (Moon of True Espera)

Despite its splendor, Espera was not spared the calamity that befell the multiverse, and even the seat of divinity was rendered uninhabitable by the void. Aetea transformed the planet’s moon into a safe haven for life and her children gathered the Sparks and brought them there. One day, the gods will awaken from their respite and a return to the True Espera will occur. In the meantime, the mortal races must find their own way in their new home.
April Moon

## Moon of April

April Moon is an event that happens on the same day every year. It's when the moon is bigger, and even slightly green - only in Melkador, though. It even gets strange yellow streaks coming from it that the rest of Doggietopia can see too.

### Celebrating

Because this day is very special to the Melkese, it must be celebrated. No town or city parties are held, but they can hold their own April Moon party. Ways to celebrate this event are as follows:

Waving/Hanging the national April Moon flag, often alongside the Melkese flag. The April Moon flag is black with blue and green polka dots.

Wear polka dots or hats (or polka dot hats!).

Hold an April Moon Party.

Eat the national April Moon lunch, which is curds and whey. With a side of a bowl of strawberries and pumkpin seeds. Some Melkese schools also eat this instead of a packed lunch.
Spooky Night

## Spoopy!

In Doggietopia, Spooky Night is the scariest and most dangerous night of the year. All Doggies must keep safe indoors after the warning siren that sounds at 7:30pm. Before that, the day is as normal as any other day. The real danger and terror starts at 8pm and ends at 3am the following day.

### Why is it dangerous?

Spooky Night is the rising of the Howlers. At 8pm on this night they will come out from their underground home and look for Doggies to terrorise. If a Doggie gets terrorised by a Howler, they will freeze, and the Howler that terrorised them will end them with their instant-kill weapon. Doggietopia is a safe planet, and only 40 Doggies die each year due to Howlers on Spooky Night.

### Keeping safe

Doggies use these top three ways to stay safe:

1. Making it look like there isn’t anyone in the buildings. This can be accomplished by turning of all the lights, locking all the doors and closing all the curtains. Candles or small torches are allowed, and whispering or talking very quietly works wonders.
2. Drawing with chalk on buildings. Chalk repels Howlers within 2 metres of the area, plus it washes off easily.
3. Keeping on streetlamps rather than turning them off. Howlers hate being seen by Doggies!
Theories

## Sevens

1. The tsuki50 account on Instagram uploaded seven posts total.
2. The seventh post was a clip of Lana del Rey's "Video Games" slowed down \*7000%\*.
3. The fifth post was a clip of "Someday We'll Be Together" by Diana Ross, released in 1969. The digital root of 1969 is \*7\*.
4. After the puzzle was solved, Amelia added \*seven\* conversation excerpts as comments on each post.
5. "tsuki50" itself is \*seven\* characters.
6. "s0ck3ts" is also \*seven\* characters.
7. Combining the starting twelve and the two added later, the account had \*fourteen\* posts in total.
8. The s0ck3ts account had five story posts, the tsuki50 account had two, and the mjesec88 account had none, combining to make \*seven\* total posts over all accounts.
9. The surname "Hampton" is \*seven\* characters.
App Shop

The App Shop is a pre-installed app that all Phones have on Doggietopia. It has many apps that you can download, but you have to scan a Game Token to confirm the download. All the apps have names that are self-explanatory.

### Game Tokens

Game Tokens are little yellow plastic coins with a black symbol on, a different one to represent each phone type. When they are scanned by the matching phone type in the App Shop, they can buy an app. But the same token can't be used twice, which is odd. You can buy Game Tokens in your local Phone Shop in bags of 5 or 10.
Uthghardt

Forged in stars, tempered by cosmos.  Lord of metal and polarity.

## Scripture

> Each world made by the gods held untold riches beneath their surface and this is where Uthghardt staked his claim.  Forging metals in the heart of worlds, this patron of smiths turned his fortune into swords or plowshares effortlessly.
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Names Wiki

## Introduction

Hello and welcome to the **Names Wiki**! This is the perfect site to look up names of people and animals that have them (especially characters that have them).

### Rules if you intend on contributing information

First off, in response to events that occurred on this Wiki in the past, you are now required to log in before adding anything. Registering for a Wikia account is not hard!

Do not put in names of objects, foods, beverages, liquids, vehicles, places, animal species and etc. (Names for people and animals only).

Include surnames. (But do not include surnames that are originally from popluar culture; unless if some could also be real surnames).

Do not put in names from popular culture; unless if some would be real names for people and animals.

No false information.

## Names to Find

* usefulenglish.ru
* www.behindthename.com
* www.babynamespedia.com
* www.20000-names.com
* Aussiethings.com.au

Put in external links of famous people, famous animals and even characters in media that may have names just like people. Also make pages with names of famous people, famous animals and even characters in media except unusual names which would be in popular culture and literature; unless some would also be real names.

You can find names of cast and crew members' names in opening credits of short films, feature films, featurettes, television shows, television specials and video games. If you see watch them on any sites that let you watch them for free, you can use a screenshot app on your device to take pictures of the cast and crew members' names to copy them and then put them on this site.

Have Fun!
Hrodaberta

Honorable Lady of war.  Purveyor of the wisdom of peace.

## Scripture

> Presiding over conflict and its resolution stands the silent Hrodaberta.  Speaking only through her actions, she seeks to serve as a living example of strength to crush one’s enemies as well as the wisdom of when to pursue peaceful resolution.
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Session 8

## Date

Sunday, December 16, 2018

The church of Ashenport served as a lighthouse. Inside the chapel were intricate stained glass windows depicting the gods, with Mae'Mekka and Maev having their own windows. The church seemed much nicer than the people of Ashenport could afford. The religious artifacts were dusty, which indicated that they were seldom used.

Maya lit some candles, and Darro blew them out and put them in his bag. Maya told him off, and he returned them.

Maya: "That's really disrespectful. These are for the gods."

Darro: "I'm not stupid."

Mario kicked open a locked door leading to the top of the lighthouse. Maya freaked out about the broken lock. Mario used *minor illusion* to make Maya think he fixed the door.

Maya: "Mario! How did you do that?"

Mario (in Darro's voice): "I'm not stupid."

Mario, Darro, and Izzy sneaked up the stairs while Maya stayed in the chapel. They got the sense that the church was a bizarre front.

Mario lit the lighthouse.

### Siren Song

Damacus was in the inn, disguised as a Teller with his feet in warm water.

Izzy, Darro, Maya, and Mario headed to the Smooth Sailing Inn. When they arrived, they found Damacus, undisguised, wheeling and dealing with the bar keep. The bar keep told them that Twinkletoes and another Elf fellow washed ashore and were upstairs. The Cinnamon Wind, the boat they were in, hit some rocks.

Twinkletoes: "This place has no lighthouse. It sucks."

Galzario, The Boar, was the Elf fellow. Mario performed bird CPR and cleared his lungs of water. Galzario asked who all was in the tavern, so Mario asked every single person for their name and discovered that, strangely, none of the locals were in the tavern. Maya explained the siren song problem to Galzario but was interrupted by the siren song.

Mario ran outside and tackled Damacus. Maya cast *lesser restoration* on Damacus, and he returned to his senses. Darro spotted some cloaked figures. Darro, Mario, and Izzy chased the cloaked figures to a cave entrance revealed by the low tide. Damacus, Maya, and Twinkletoes restrained townspeople. Trixie followed Izzy so that Damacus could find the others.

Astraya: "Towns of this size are usually a little more religious and hold tighter to religious traditions."

Maya told Astraya about the deformed statue in the grove.

### Cave

Darro (whispering): "Elbow, my quiver!"

Darro looted a discarded black robe soaked in saltwater.

Trixie (in Damacus's voice): "Izzy!"

Izzy: "Whoa! Is this new?"

Trixie: "Yeah, I learned it when we hit level seven." (Where did this lampshade come from?)

Mario used *minor illusion* to make a false wall while they waited for the others to join them, in case some more cloaked figures tried to leave through the tunnel.

Darro (to Elbow): "These people know so many talking birds."

After Destiny's Children reunited, Darro blew flour on Damacus. Damacus immediately developed a disdain for Darro.

Damacus: "Who is this? You trust him? What if he's a cloaked figure!"

Izzy: "Well, he knows about the bounty and didn't turn us in!"

Damacus: "That means he's dishonest!"
Rabbit

Rabbit is a Kender who owns a tavern. He hops around various sized stools behind the bar at Rabbit's Tavern, which is how he got his nickname.

## History

### Before Year 1201

Originally from Parla. He moved to Rabbit's Tavern at some point.

### Year 1201

He now owns Rabbit's Tavern at the crossroads between Mariba and Bellingham.

## Quotes

> “A man in a pink robe? Ah, yes, he was here earlier this morning, but only briefly. I believe he was headed to Bellingham with two boys from there, and a girl with golden hair and happy eyes…”
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Jobs

## About Jobs

When Doggies finish primary school, finish high school, and have a free year before turning 17, they can proceed to go to the street's Job Centre to get a job. Unlike humans, they don't go to University. Instead, they choose a job, get a mentor who already has that job, and have a 1 hour session every day at their mentor's house. A Doggie with a mentor is called an apprentice. After about 9 months (some Doggies take more or less time) they are ready to get the job!

### Jobs

There are many jobs in Doggietopia. Here's the full list:

1. Any Doctor position (e.g Doctor, Nurse, Optician and many more)
2. Police
3. Firefighter
4. Actor/Actress
5. Writer
6. Shopkeeper
7. Driver of a chosen vehicle (e.g Taxi or Plane)
8. Factory Worker
9. Teacher or Teaching Assistant. They could also be a Headteacher, but that would add an extra 2 months onto their training.
10. Movie Maker
11. Music Maker
12. Sports Player
13. Zookeeper/Barn Worker
14. Baker/Restaurant Worker
15. Librarian
16. Model
17. Party Planner
18. Clothes Maker
19. TV Presenter
20. News Reader
21. Newspaper Writer
22. Comfort Doggie
23. Secret Spy

### Finishing Mentoring

Once a Doggie has finished their mentoring, they have a special ceremony 9 days afterwards. In the ceremony, they get the job and are assigned a place to work at. They are also given a permission slip signed by their mentor to let the boss at the job place know they are here for their first day.

They also have the option to become a mentor after they've had the job for 6 months. If they don't want to become a mentor and they do their job very well for 8 months they have the option to become the boss when the current boss retires. If they accept the offer they need to train hard to see if they have what it takes to run an entire work company.
Azuloth

The cosmic arbiter.  Deliverer of justice swift as lightning.

## Scripture

> Justice was among the first ideas of creation.  Azuloth arose from this ideal and served as the enforcer of divine edict.  Fair and deliberate in his judgments, Azuloth’s frightful lightning assured that there was no ambiguity for forces that opposed the gods.
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Buildings

In Doggietopia there are many different types of buildings. There are some buildings there that Earth has, like schools and houses. But there are also things like Naming Centres, where you officially name your baby puppy.

Buildings are often named after random plural nouns, like Bowls Primary School or Pencils Hospital. There are some exceptions, though: High schools are named after single nouns and factories are named after the type of things they make. For example, Sequin High School or The Uniform Factory. Houses are an exception, because they are named after their street name and house number, e.g 30 Tough Lane. Here's a list of types of buildings in Doggietopia.

### All building types

1. Houses
2. Apartments
3. Shops
4. Schools
5. Naming Centres
6. Job Centres
7. Jails
8. Factories
9. Vehicle Stations
10. Check-Up Centres and Hospitals
11. Fun Halls
12. Great Halls
13. Town Halls
14. Religous Places (e.g Angelus Domums)
15. Sports Halls (e.g Swimming Centres)
16. Theatres
17. Cinemas
18. Restaurants
19. Orphanages
20. Parks
21. Theme Parks
22. Spas

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Darro Renault

"Elbow! My tome!"

## History

### Early Life

Darro devoted much time to compiling a tome of beasts. Darro's prime cryptid is the Man-Moth.

Darro lost his left arm, right leg, and right eye. They were replaced by clockwork prosthetics. The hand can be open or closed by use of a switch on Darro's right hip.

### Destiny's Children

Darro joined Destiny's Children in 1201 in the coastal town of Ashenport, while they were traveling back in time.

## Abilities

I dunno, ranger stuff I guess. I'm just one man.

## Relationships

Darro and Elbow sitting in a tree, D-R-A-W-I-N-G-M-O-N-S-T-E-R-S. First comes love, second comes a bath, then comes Elbow with the Man-Moth's carcass over his shoulder, applauded by all.

## Quotes

> "Elbow! My tome!"
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Boccanon

Keeper of the dead.  Master of revelry and remembrance.

## Scripture

> Lastborn of the gods, Boccanon was born of dire necessity.  As sparks were made mortal they required a keeper once they exited the world of the living.  Though his domain is macabre, Boccanon works diligently to preserve his subjects in the minds of those left behind.
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Pirates Oneshot

## Summary

This one-shot takes place in the year 1189. A group of sea pirates about to track down a legendary treasure. The pirates are in control of a fleet of 3 ships: The Fortune, The Bilgerat, and The Destiny (this is the player's ship).

The crew of The Destiny contained Neil, the Goblin spy dressed as a Nilbog, Tezi the orphaned Kolbold, Patrick Harrison, the simple Goliath, and Gertrude "Gertie" Withoutherspoon, the family-oriented Wood Elf. The fleet, commanded by Captain Reeves, made its way over the past couple of years to an island that is part of the Rhofaun nation archipelago. The crew of The Destiny was selected to be the extraction crew for buried treasure.

Upon entering the cave containing the treasure, Patrick Harrison activated a poison dart trap, although the needles harmlessly bounced off him. The cave was illuminated by torches, and towards the back of the cave was a small plateau surrounded by a shallow moat. Ominous moonlight streaked through the roof, illuminating a chest atop the plateau, designed in blue and gold with the face of King Triton weeping tears that flowed into an ocean. Patrick Harris and Tezi attempt the "fastball special": which was just Patrick Harris throwing Tezi at the platform, missing, and Tezi flailing in the shallow moat. She discovered, in their failure, that the moat was full of skeletons. Captain Reeves then took matters into his own hands, and pulled the chest
Archmage Aaron Nileas

"The pillars of Espera have been shaken. Seek out the dragons."

Human wizard.

## History

Served as headmaster of the wizarding school in the Kazakhan Spire for some time. Founded Destiny's Children with the last of his magic in the year 1201.

## Quotes

> “Thank you for heeding my call, things are not right in the spire. My time here is short. The magic that sustains me will fade. We don’t know what happened here, there’s calamity in the outside world, an arcane flux that has removed the spire from – we do not know. The students have been lost when the tower was unstuck from its place in the world. The pillars of Espira have been upset by calamity. Seek the cause of this if you can right what happened here. A recent earthquake may be connected to this calamity, but this is merely my own speculation. Seek out the dragons. The year inside the spire is 1201. I used the last vestiges of my power to send out a call. You are the ones that answered, either by destiny or by happenstance, I cannot say which.”
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## Works

### Lecture on the Metaphysics of Magic

> Divinity's first act was to create the various planes that populate the universe. There is a lingering power from that action that ripples through the cosmos even now. That power is the subject of our Arcane studies and the very fabric of the universe as we know it.
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Ridir

Living earth.  Patron of crafters with the strength of mountains.

## Scripture

> Ridir, firstborn of the elemental lords, provided the foundation for many worlds.  With deft hands and titanic strength he crafted wondrous mountain ranges.  In doing so Ridir became the patron of all who seek to make a life on the merits of their own two hands.
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Rat on a Motorcycle

## Episode page

Rat On A Motorcycle (w/ Marina Franklin) on earwolf.com

## On-the-phone guest

Elliott Kalan

Correct guesses get the amount of points the celebrity age is. Wrong guesses get negative points for the celebrity age. For example, if you guess that Lady Gaga is 32 years old, you get 32 points! If you guess that Lady Gaga is 30 years old, you lose 32 points.

Players play for 5 rounds or until someone yells, "That's Hollywood, baby!"

House rule: you can skip a celebrity if you don't know them

### Sound Effect

#### Necessary background

Get out your cowbells, triangles and trombones, people, because Manolo needs some new sound effects.

#### How to play

Players submit their best sound effect and what it should mean, and Manolo judges which ones he should include in his repertoire. Game ends when Manolo is overwhelmed with so many new sounds.

House rule: whichever sound effect Manolo likes the most should be added to his machine.

### Hot Spicy Diarrhea

#### Necessary background

You are at work with horrible, explosive diarrhea and excruciating cramps, but this is the most important day at your job. You are grooming the British Queen Mother's two precious corgis and she is watching you while you wash and clip their nails.

#### How to play

You have to call your friend to ask her to pick you up, and explain to her what's going on without letting the Queen Mother know. You can't reference your condition by name, or say anything gross in front of the Queen [*editor's note: Queen, or Queen Mother?*], but you have to let your friend know how bad it is so he'll come get you.

Manolo has to decide if he, your friend, would come pick you up. 5 points if Manolo picks you up. 5 points if you have a passable British accent.

Other contestants may impersonate the Queen and interrupt with questions or directions about the corgis.
Phones

Doggie phones are small and rectangular. Not to be confused with pods. Phones are for the older Doggies, suitable for Doggies of ages 13 and over because of some of the things that may be shown on there. All phones have a camera. Doggie phones have their logo on the back so you can tell which type is which. Every phone comes with 3 chargers.

In Doggietopia, some of our websites and apps are available on phones, so we can contact them. The websites/apps available are Google, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Minecraft, Messenger and Wikias. These apps are already on the phone when you buy it, but you can get many other apps using another pre-downloaded app called App Shop.

### Makes of phone

The five different types of phones are X-Piece, Pawfect Phone, LinkMe, Fruit Tree and Flutterfly.

X-Pieces are 8cm long and 5cm wide.. The logo is a 'X' on a jigsaw piece. Its special features are a graffiti filter on the camera and a password lock. It costs 500 Trinkles.

Pawfect Phones are 10cm long and 5cm wide. The logo is a green four-pointed star. Its special features are a super fast internet and no limit to what you can download or how many pictures you can take. It costs 1000 Trinkles!

LinkMe phones are 9.5cm long and 6cm wide. The logo is a red venn diagram. Its special features are a voice changer and being able to connect to any electrical device. It costs 800 Trinkles.

Fruit Tree phones are 8.5cm long and 6.2cm wide. The logo is a blue tree with pink fruit on it. Its special features are custom wallpapers and an undamagable screen. It costs 700 Trinkles.

Flutterfly phones are 7.8cm long and 5cm wide. The logo is a stripy butterfly. Its special features are virtual reality and a location tracker. It costs 950 Trinkles.
Nostradormu

The woman with two faces.  Infinite seer and eternal witness.

## Scripture

> Nostradormu is the eldest of Aetea’s children.  Time was the first of the god mother’s novel creations and the woman with two faces is its warden.  Ever focused on what has come before and what is yet to come, she is blind to the present moment.
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Howlers

The Howlers are the opposite of the StarDogs. They are the spirits of deceased Doggies that purposely didn't follow the rules of their country and/or religion. They live underground in a place called Lavarox and they can visit the dreams of Doggies who purposely don't follow rules, to warn them. Howlers glow orange and they have red eyes.

### Lavarox

Lavarox is a giant place underground. It is a city made of lava, fire and different types of rock. When a Doggie who doesn't follow rules dies, a stone house is created for when their spirit eventually makes it down in the the big elevator labeled Lavarox (that's the way they get to Lavarox) and there's no way out.
Lumber Outpost

## Description

This outpost is owned by Emilio Dayne. The foreman is a dwarf named Dunrak.

## Location

This outpost is located in the forest north of Plainwind and Maribia.

Orcs and trolls have overtaken this outpost, and there are 5 hostages which will be used as a sacrifice.

## Rescue Mission: "Ope, Just Gonna Sneak RightPastYa"

Destiny's Children will attempt to rescue the five lumberjacks within 2 hours. If they fail, the five hostages may be killed in a dark magic ritual.

### Find the Hostages

Damacus should see through the eyes of his familiar. Damacus's familiar may draw attention, so Mario may want to use *speak with animals* and *beast sense* to see/hear through the eyes of a nearby bird and convince it to fly over the wall and just look through the windows of the buildings in exchange for bird seed and some nesting material.

Buildings 3 and 4 do not have windows, so if the hostages are not seen in the other buildings, then they are most likely in there.

Buildings 5 and 6 may have more internal walls which may block line of sight to the hostages.

### Sneak into the Outpost

Maya will secure her grappling hook on the top of the wall around building 2, whichever is closest to the hostages. Enoch should cast *guidance* on Izzy. Izzy and Twinkletoes should scale the wall, climbing up the grappling hook. Depending on where the hostages are, Izzy and Twinkletoes may need to jump from roof to roof to avoid detection.

At the same time, Mario should scale the wall and start tying more ropes on the top of the wall so that multiple people can scale back down.

### Release the Hostages

Twinkletoes and Izzy should remove any ropes, manacles, or blindfolds that would prevent the hostages from moving freely.

### Sneak the Hostages Out

If a distraction is needed, see the below list of options.

The hostages, Twinkletoes, and Izzy should sneak back to building 2 and repel down the ropes. If all has gone well, Izzy can untie the ropes and just jump down.

#### Potential Distractions

1. Set a building on fire on the opposite side of the outpost than where the ropes are located.
2. Bang on the gates.
3. Mario roars his name. Enoch makes the ground vibrate. Somebody chops down a tree and makes it fall onto the wall.

## Rescue Mission: "Light 'Em Up, Flush 'Em Out"

Set the surrounding forest on fire. Set the wall on fire. The orcs and trolls should leave the outpost, allowing the team to race against the fire to find and release the hostages.
Astro-Oh's Mantle

Astro-Oh’s Mantle, Legendary Cloak, Requires Attunement

## Description

This full-length cloak is a shifting shade of blue that reflects the sky above. It billows constantly, as if blown by a gentle breeze, regardless of weather conditions.

Found in the Room of Astro-Oh, which is located in the Hall of Wonders in Kazakhan Spire. Associated with Astro-Oh.

## Effects

A character attuned to this cloak can expend their movement to spread the cloak, suspending themself at their current altitude. The character can remain suspended in the air by expending movement on subsequent turns. Additionally, a character attuned to the cloak can use it’s magic to slow their fall speed to 10 ft/round.
Spellcasters

## Background

Espera is a young world that is closely tied to the magic that created it. As a result, magic is inexorably tied to the social structure that has arisen. Not all magic is created equally, however, and social views on its use change accordingly.

## Divine Magic

Those who find divine sources for their magic such as Clerics, Paladins and Druids are typically viewed as practitioners in good faith with the gods. These individuals function as spiritual leaders because the source of their magic is divine gift, a tacit endorsement of their works by the gods.

## Natural Magic

Those who draw from natural life such as Rangers and Bards are expected to utilize their magic in ways that are congruent with its source. Rangers lives teach respect for the natural order and understanding one’s part in the ecosystem. Bards, driving their magic from the forces interconnecting living beings, serve as living records of the social contracts forged by mortal races.

## Arcane Magic

Arcane magic is taboo. Unlike other sources, arcane magic seeks to seize by force the threads of reality and shape them to the users will. While an arcanist might suggest that those threads should be treated as tools created by the gods in the same way a Cleric borrows divine power, society at large has not been inclined to agree. Wizards and Warlocks are rarely seen and even more rarely embraced by their communities.

### Lecture on the Metaphysics of Magic by Aaron Nileas

> Divinity's first act was to create the various planes that populate the universe. There is a lingering power from that action that ripples through the cosmos even now. That power is the subject of our Arcane studies and the very fabric of the universe as we know it.
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## Inherent Magic

Sorcerers are a different story entirely. For a Sorcerer power is inherent, tied directly to their birth. These innate spellcasters are revered throughout the world as beings closest to their pre-Espera forms.
Photion

Embodiment of the sun.  Patron of leaders with an iron will.

## Scripture

> As the gods’ creations grew increasingly vast a natural hierarchy was formed.  Photion strove to stand atop that hierarchy.  Leading with will rather than the brute strength of his twin brother, Photion served as a living beacon for all manner of creatures.
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Llorel Evergreen

The first elf who ever lived.

## History

Llorel founded the first city in Espera. He founded the Tellers.

## Works

### The Oral Traditions of **Llorel Evergreen**, page 11

> The original state of all things, as I have come to understand it, is dichotomy. Light and dark, order and chaos, existence and void, these are the ways in which the universe is fundamentally organized. Aetea, Mother of All, is the first being to exist and thereby stand against the void.
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