recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Season 6/Credits

```
                       Directed by
                      Connor Lavery

                        Animators

                      Ruthi Edwards
                        Rovi (dan)

                        Musicians

                       Shadowfox02
                         Oddboy18

                        Programmer

                         Khonjin

                         Artists

                         Ukinojoe
                       Crimsonalley
                      Ruthie Edwards

                         Writers

                          Nayota
                       Crimsonalley
                         Khonjin

                         Editors

                       Paul Beenis
                         Khonjin

                          Voices

Khonjin/Gino.................................Connor Lavery
Gay Spaghetti Chef..........................Dillon Deveney
Khonjin's Father....................................Nayota
Gino's Brother....................................Ukinojoe
T-Shirt Advertiser With No Sense Of Timing...Kira Buckland
News Anchor Gorrila...............................Hellbent
Narrator...............................................9th
Cat House Cat...............................Barfconvention
Ruther......................................Ruthie Edwards
Dirt The Burgaphobe...........................Crimsonalley
Bill Bargains..................................Shadowfox02

```
Only in original Episode 60:

```
                    Khonjin House will
                  return for it's final
                   season on May 10th.

```
Only in new Episode 60:

```
              Next season of Khonjin House
               begins November 1st at 4PM

```
Episode 37: 10,000 Subscribers

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

## 10,000 Subscribers

Khonjin sets out to make an episode that is 10,000 minutes long. Will he succeed? Or Subscribe?

### Length

02:52 (Original)
01:07 (Edited)

### Upload Date

April 29, 2016 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**10,000 Subscribers**", originally titled "**10,000 Subscriber Special**", is the 7th episode of the fourth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 37th episode overall.

## End Card

Thank's for 10,000. You guys have made this all worth while. I'll see you at 100,000.

## Characters

* Gino Fratelli
* Pent
* Khonjin

## Credits

* Khonjin - Illusions
* Khonjin - The Fall
* Khonjin - Pent Theme Demo

## Trivia

* Despite the removal of all Supermental references post-purge, the title card music remains Pent's Theme.
Incredible Potion of Knock Out

Purchase price: 99 helmets

Sell price: 55 sesterce

Craftable: druid circle

Information: Instantly knocks out 1 brawler.

Also known as "KO Potion"

Note: While this is the most effective potion in the game currently, it can be BLOCKED if the opponent blocks the first hit. If blocked, it will stay with your brawler until used or your brawler is KO'd. Just be aware that the KO potion does not guarantee a win.
Episode 39: Girl

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

## Girl

Khonjin is betrayed by the one he trusted most.

### Length

1:57 (Original)
1:06 (Edited)

### Upload Date

May 13, 2016 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Girl**", originally titled "**MRA**", is the 9th episode of the fourth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 39th episode overall.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* Banana Boys

## Credits

* Girl Khonjin voiced by Denise Pombo da Silva
* Girl Gino voiced by Danielle Kogan
* Music by Twisted Sister, 007, The Legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker, and Claud Vasori

## References

1. ↑ *Wayback Machine* - Khonjin House Ep.39: MRA
Jay Crawford

**Jay Crawford,** also known as **Jay the Intern,** is a voice actor for Khonjin House, voicing various minor characters.

## Roles

### Voice Actor

Newscaster (Episode 21: Shark, Episode 46: P.I. 3 Khonjin X Quincey M.E. 2 Part 2/360 Mafia)

Sagat (Episode 22: 4000 Subscribers)

Male Flipstones (Episode 43: Time Travel)

Scientist (Episode 43)

Villain (Episode 44: Infiltrator)

## Trivia

Connor met Jay on Facebook, where he asked to be an intern for his "company".
Fish

Purchase price: 27 helmets

Sell price: 10 sesterce

Craftable: no

Information: Found while fishing. Can be sold for 60 sesterce in 1 hour in the butcher. This item is used in outposts, potions, and cooking. Egyptian workers will ask for this item. Brawling weapon. +6 first strike, +1 health point, 1 durability
Episode 1: Chef

*This page is about Episode 1 of Khonjin House, **Chef**. For Episode 1 of Khonjin Takes A Break, see **Return**.*

## Chef

Khonjin kills his dog several times, but every dog has its day.

## Episode Guide

"**Chef**" is the 1st episode of the first season of *Khonjin House*, and the 1st episode overall.

## Plot

The episode starts off with Khonjin saying it's time for him to order a Pepperoni Pizza, however he ends up calling Dumbass instead, then he manages to call Gino's Pizza shop: Fratelli's Pizzeria. But Gino hangs up on him when he realizes who's calling.

Khonjin goes to Gino asking why he hanged up on him, Gino replies with saying he hates him. Khonjin then asks for four large pepperoni pizzas, causing Gino to shoot himself. Then, Gino's employee Gay Spaghetti Chef enters and says he'll make pizza instead but ends up making a plate of spaghetti.

Gino somehow comes back to life and complains about the mess (his blood) on the floor, as Gay Spaghetti Chef explains that Gino shot himself. However, Gino doesn't believe him and he fires him. Gay Spaghetti leaves, taking his spaghetti with him. Khonjin tries to stop him from leaving but fails and just says goodbye.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Dumbass
* Gino Fratelli
* Gay Spaghetti Chef

## Credits

* Gino voiced by Chris "Birdy" Condron
* Dumbass voiced by Vincent Crampton
* Gay Spaghetti Chef voiced by Dillon Deveney
* Face by www.bobbychilds.com
* "Khonjin House" performed by Brett Pezza
* "Monday Morning Blues" by Jae Mason

## Trivia

* Despite Gay Spaghetti being fired, he can still be seen working in the Pizzeria in the series.
* According to a livestream, the line "I think it's time, to order a pep-pep-pep-pepperoni pizza" came from his childhood where he had a friend with a stutter who would say pepperoni pizza like that. This combined with Connor's love for Youtube Poops is what ultimately spawned the line we know and love today.
* According to the same livestream, the explosion from the beginning of the episode was ripped from an old fla of "Ackbar", a series made by Connor's friend Jason (also known as meatwadsprite and videogamedunkey)
* While this is the first episode of Khonjin House, there are four Khonjin House-related videos that pre-date it. Those videos being Khonjin House Call #1, Khonjin House Promo 1, Khonjin House Promo 2, and Khonjin House Promo 3.

## Quotes

> "Hello is this Fratelli's Pizza?"
>
>

> "Kid, it's just Gay Spaghetti now."
>
>

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Khonjin House: Livestream to Live 6/9/2015
Fratelli's Pizza

Also known as Gino's Pizza

**Fratelli's Pizza**, also sometimes known as **Gino's Pizza**, is the pizzeria belonging to Gino Fratelli. The pizzeria is the main place where most of the episodes tend to begin in. Gino is usually behind the counter, Gay Spaghetti Chef sometimes behind it as well, with Khonjin being the most frequent customer.

Gay Spaghetti Chef, since Episode 1, is no longer employed at Fratelli's Pizza. Despite this, he regularly makes appearances and does what appears to be work.

## Name Dilemma

The pizzeria has mostly been referred to as Fratelli's Pizza, even by Gino himself. But the sign always had said Gino's Pizza. The oddity of the names had even been referenced by Pent in the original Episode 50, with her saying:

> "Well I can tell you where we're NOT; *Fratelli's Pizza*. Or is it *Gino's Pizza*? I really couldn't give a shit to be honest."
>
>

Although both names are acceptable as the name of the pizzeria, most people tend to go with Fratelli's Pizza due to how it's used in the show by everyone who's referred to the place.

Connor himself stated in a stream that this name dilemma was a mistake, it was supposed to be Fratelli's Pizza but he accidentally wrote Gino's Pizza on the logo.[*citation needed*]

## Trivia

* Fratelli's Pizzeria was built on the burial grounds of the REAL n-word
* When asked if Fratelli's Pizza passed the local health inspection guidelines, Gino responded with this.
* Gino based his business practices on his pizzeria idol: *Enzo's.*
* Fratelli's Pizza has a drive through, despite the fact that by every conceivable metric it is not possible for the restaurant to have a drive through, they don't even have any room for a drive-through, they don't have any roads running behind the building, and there isn't anyone who owns cars other than them.
* It was mentioned by the name ***Fratelliano's Pizza*** in Episode 55: Drive Through.
* According to Gino in Episode 71: We're Back, Fratelli's Pizza has no relation to "the racist one."
Khonjin House Evergreen

**Khonjin House Evergreen** is a video compilation of the best Khonjin House episodes according to Connor Lavery.

## Included Episodes

* Episode 1: Chef
* Episode 2: Game Show
* Episode 7: Winner
* Episode 9: Smash
* Episode 11: Commercial
* Episode 15: Court
* Episode 16: Heist Part One
* Episode 24: T-Shirt 2
* Episode 27: P.I. 2 Part 1
* Episode 29: Disguise
* Episode 33: Spaghetti
* Episode 35: Diary
* Episode 36: Best Game
* Episode 46: P.I. 3 Khonjin X Quincey M.E. 2 Part 2/360 Mafia
* Episode 41: Pizza Mambo
* Episode 48: Airport
* Episode 49: Orphanage
* Episode 52: Gay
* Episode 54: Rich
* Episode 60: Finale
* Episode 61: Dog
* Episode 62: Space
* Episode 64: Amore
* Episode 45: Commercial 2
* Episode 65: Cry About It
* Episode 68: Waffle House
* Episode 72: Master
* Episode 75: Bowling
* Episode 78: Mad Mad Gino
* Episode 80: Finale

## Compilation Changes

* The first 21 seconds of Airport are completely removed.

## Trivia

* Khonjin House Evergreen was originally conceptualized as "Khonjin House Gold."
	+ The purposed list of episodes for Khonjin House Gold included Shad, Crimis, P.I. 2 Part 2 X Quincy M.E., Khonjin Finishes His Break, Cat, Cat Part Cat, and Breaking Point, and excluded Smash, Commercial, T-Shirt 2, P.I. 2 Part 1, Airport, Gay, and Amore.

## References

1. ↑ "i was thinking of making an upload called Khonjin House Gold that only contains the best eps" - Khonjin Discord #gabagool
2. ↑ "i think the good ones r 1, 2, 7, 8, 15, 16, 26, 28, 29, Edited 30, 33, 35, Edited 36, 41, 46, 49, 54, 56, 57, 59, 60 61, 62, 65, 68, 72, 75, 78, 80" - Khonjin Discord #gabagool
Season 1

## Season Chronology

"**Khonjin House The Movie**" is the first season of *Khonjin House*.

It consists of 10 episodes.

## Plot

Khonjin, the son of a powerful mobster, Gilmore, spends his time at Fratelli's Pizza learning the ropes of the mafia from the business's owner, Gino Fratelli, while also on his own quest to obtain a slice of pepperoni pizza by any means necessary.

## Characters

### Main Cast

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* Gay Spaghetti Chef

## References

1. ↑ Khonjin House The Movie - *Newgrounds*
2. ↑ Khonjin House Ep. 4: Father - *Archive.org*
3. ↑ Khonjin House Ep. 5: Fabric - *Archive.org*
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Episodes - June 7, 2015 Page Revision - *Khonjin House Wiki*
5. ↑ Episode 8 This video needs to be flagged.png - *Khonjin House Wiki*
Khonjin House Call Episode 1

> *"Wow, a double whammy. The phone is ringing and I hate my life." -*Pent
>
>

Khonjin House Call #1 is the first and far only episode of the series by the same name. It features Pent (who refers to himself as Khonjin) taking a call from a man, who talks about his first time at IHop.

## Khonjin House Call #1

### Watch Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsgB36k-MI

## Plot

Pent picks up a call from an unnamed caller. This caller talks about that the first time he went to IHop, he saw a woman who looked like one of The Whos from Dr. Seuss movies. He then says that he started singing Fahoodoray at her- and starts singing it over the phone. This angers Pent so much he breaks the phone.

## Trivia

- The phone call was actually a voicemail left by someone Connor knew in real life. The pause was not edited in.
Episode 33: Spaghetti

Dillon's Birthday will never be the same because now it's today.

## Episode Guide

"**Spaghetti**" is the 3rd episode of the fourth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 33rd episode overall.

## End Card

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DILLION. THANK YOU SHAD. AS OF RIGHT NOW, EVERYTHING WILL APPEAR AS SCHEDULED.

## Characters

* Gay Spaghetti Chef
* Khonjin
* Bill Bargains

## Credits

* Bill Bargains voiced by Shadowfox02
* Gay Spaghetti Chef voiced by Dillon Deveney
* End card music by Oddboy
Mouth (Lost Episode)

## Episode Guide

"**Mouth**" is the title of a rumored episode of Khonjin House, said to have been in production but never released to the public. Not much is known about this episode, but it is most likely a hoax. Due to its reputation, fans dubbed it the "Lost Episode" of Khonjin House.

## Reputation

When asked, Khonjin Crew members, Connor Lavery and Dillon Deveney, stated they "could not talk about the development of 'Mouth'" and thought the leak was "the coolest thing ever."

Later, Connor did a reading of the script which can be found here. He criticized its writing and basically confirmed it as fake.

A leaked script for the episode made its way online some time in early 2015. While it seems to be the real thing --- even bearing the watermark of Khonjin's face that every official script except that of "Fame" had --- Khonjin executive producer Connor Lavery claimed to have no knowledge of its existence. The original leaks were hosted on ezimba.com, which deletes images after ninety days, but have since been re-uploaded to imgur. The two pages can be found here and here.

## Plot

According to the leak, it was going to focus around Khonjin trying to have a mouth grafted onto his body, so that he would be able to eat.

The leaked images reveal the script for an entire episode, and a screenshot of Laughster, a character to be introduced in this episode. He appears to be a recolored version of Dumbass / Bobby Childs designed to resemble Batman's iconic villain, the Joker.

## Trivia

* Laughster's suit resembles Gene Wilder's from *Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory*.
* Had this episode come out before Jaffraud, it would have marked the first time Khonjin refers to Gay Spaghetti Chef as "Gay Spaghert".
* Gino is mysteriously absent from the episode, despite the first scene taking place at his restaurant. This may explain how Khonjin is (implied) able to order a pizza in the store without hassle.
* Had this episode come out, it would have required additional lines recorded from Doctor's voice actor.
Episode 14: Anime

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

### Length

02:21 (Original)
01:46 (Edited)

### Upload Date

May 14, 2015 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Anime**" is the 4th episode of the second season of *Khonjin House* and the 14th episode overall.

## End Card

### Original

I'm back, and going for broke. Let's take over while we still can. Also, new show "Smash Hall," is coming out Thursday with new Khonjin.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Steve Jobs
* Boy Knight
* King Dadledingo

## Credits

* Knight voiced by Michael Gergar
* Music from Final Fantasy IX/X, Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn, and Professor Layton Vs. Ace Attorney
Episode 35: Diary

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

## Diary

Khonjin realizes the potential of a great game.

### Length

01:01 (Original)
01:00 (Edited)

### Upload Date

April 7, 2016 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Diary**" is the 5th episode of the fourth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 35th episode overall.

## Plot

Khonjin decides to write in his diary about certain things, such as him stop dealing with habits that are dumb to him. After that Khonjin visits Gino just to speak with him but Gino interrupts him by saying "BRING HONOR INTO THE FRATELLI CLAN."

Khonjin goes back to his house to write in his diary about Gino, but then Bill shows up wanting his money from Khonjin. Khonjin yells at Bill saying he doesn't have his money and throws his diary at Bill but pauses the video to write in it one more time. The video ends with the diary hitting Bill's face.

## Post-Purge Changes

* Gino's original line was him saying: "Undertale is a great game."
* In the ending after Bill was hit in the face by the diary, he tells Khonjin he wants his money.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* Bill Bargains

## Credits

* Bill Bargains voiced by Shadowfox02
* Music from The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening and Pokemon Diamond.
Khonjin Kondo

### Occupation

Creator of Khonjin HousePurchaser of Fireworks in the Democratic Republic of the Congo/Victim of the Snake

### First appearance

Episode 73

**Khonjin Kondo** is a one-off character created as a fictional stand in for Connor Lavery, the creator of Khonjin House.

## Physical Appearance

Khonjin Kondo is a photograph of a blonde-headed Connor Lavery in an unbuttoned business suit and shirt. His chest is visible.

## Appearances

* Episode 73
	+ His only current appearance.
		- 4 days before the release of the Khonjin House Game, Kondo was arrested for purchasing fireworks using a passport forged in the Democratic Republic of the Congo where he was sentenced to 5 years of the snake, where he is speculated to have met his demise.
		- As a result of his snake sentence, the game was never released.

## Trivia

* Despite what occurs in the episode, in reality the Khonjin House Game did actually release on Apr 12, 2018 as planned.
Episode 15: Court

He didn't not want it hard enough.

## Episode Guide

"**Court**" is the 5th episode of the second season of *Khonjin House* and the 15th episode overall.

## Plot

Khonjin makes an advertisement asking ***"HAVE YOU'RE hUSBAND EVER MADE LOVE?"*** because he wants to know. He puts a clip of Gino in the advertisement with him saying "I killed my wife and children." this drives Gino crazy after watching the advertisement and decides to sue Khonjin for deformation.

In court, Khonjin shows footage of Gino saying he killed his wife and children. Gino then calls his wife and child to the stand as his witness. But once they're up on the stand Khonjin shoots them and frames Gino for it, which causes the audience to go crazy.

## End Card

Subscriptions are a thing of the past just kidding do it I'll die.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* Gay Spaghetti Chef
* Judge
* Ruther
* Dumbass
* King Dadledingo
* Milhouse
* Mormon

## Credits

* Music by Thomas Clausen, Seinfeld and Phoenix Wright series

## Trivia

* In this episode, it's the first court case ever held ever.
* This episode is the first appearance of the ***"HAVE YOU'RE hUSBAND EVER MADE LOVE?"*** anagram- which rearranged spells ***"hER MOVE, A NEVER DEAD SHELBY UAVOU?"***
* Court is one of two episodes that were used to pitch Khonjin House to Adult Swim, the other being Game Show.

## References

1. ↑ Development Meeting - March 23, 2017
Episode 4: Father

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

*This page is about Episode 4 of Khonjin House, **Father**. For Episode 4 of of Khonjin Takes A Break, see ***Orphanage***.*

## Father

This makes up for last episode. Because it's the best.

### Length

01:59 (Original)
01:38 (Edited)

### Upload Date

January 22, 2015 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Father**" is the 4th episode of the first season of *Khonjin House*, and the 4th episode overall.

## Plot

Khonjin's dad, Gilmore igiuL Jr. II, the leader of the mafia, comes to the pizzeria to get a ppppppeppy pizza. Gay Spaghetti Chef is forced to hide away. When he arrives, he falsely reveals GSC is dating Khonjin. When Gino calls Khonjin a retard, Khonjin's father angrily throws Gino out of the window, causing Gino to explode. He then goes into a racist frenzy after finding out GSC is Italian. After the racist frenzy is over, Khonjin shows up and tells him that he looks pretty good wearing the fedora, but not really. He then tells him that he might look better if the fedora was black. Upon hearing Khonjin say the word 'black', Gilmore screams and yells at him to check his privilege.

## Post-Purge Changes

* The scene with Gino saying retard is removed.
* Khonjin's Dad no longer says "to all the little children in this world" after his rage-induced rant.
* Everything after Khonjin saying "Hey Dad!" is removed completely.

## Characters

* Gay Spaghetti Chef
* Gino Fratelli
* Gilmore igiuL
* Khonjin

## Credits

* Khonjin's dad voiced by Shane (weteachyouhow2)
* Gino voiced by Chris "Birdy" Condron
* Gay Spaghetti Chef voiced by Dillon Deveney
* Writting help: Lauch, 3star, and bobbychilds.com
* Special thanks to MrTennek

### Music

* "Acts of Heroism (A)" by Trevor Duncan
* "Finger of Fear" by Fredric Bayco
* "Major Attack" by Gerhard Trede
* "A Hat, A Cane" by Ronnie Hazlehurst

## Trivia

* This was the first episode to be affected (chronologically) by the edits made to the series after "The Purge".

## Quotes

> "If it isn't Gino 'Sexy Tits' Fettuccine. Why don't you go to the gym and lose a buck fifty?" -Gilmore
>
>
Bill Bargains

> *"Excuse me. Is that free? Is gay free? Can I afford that? Can I afford gay?" (Regarding Gay Spaghetti Chef making pizza the gay way.)*
>
>

Bill Bargains is a businessman. He started appearing in Season 3 and became a recurring character, appearing in a total of five episodes.

### Appearances

In Episode 33, Bill is working with Khonjin and Gay Spaghetti Chef on the set of *The Gay Spaghetti Cooking Show.*

In the re-cut Episode 49, Khonjin tries to sell a commercial to Bill Bargains.

In Episode 68, Bill discusses the budget of Khonjin's Waffle House. He seems to frequently work alongside the mafia.

He has been seen trying to collect debt from both Khonjin and Gay Spaghetti Chef; he may have a full career as a debt-collector.

## Trivia

* At one point Gay Spaghetti Chef owed Bill Bargains $4, but Bill has since sold the receipts. It is unknown if Gay Spaghetti Chef is still in debt and to whom.
* In re-cut Episodes 49 and 50, Bill Bargains is a top sponsor and owner of the basketball tournament EVO 2007, the prize of which is $10 Billion. This suggests Bill Bargains is very rich.
* Bill Bargains has missiles. He sent in the missiles to attack Gino's Pizza in Episode 55.
* The sprite of Bill Bargains comes from the Nintendo arcade game *Arm Wrestling*.
* Bill Bargains resides in The Bush

## References

1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20170808193932/http://khonjin.tumblr.com/post/163893406877/where-does-bill-bargains-reside
Khonjin's Grandma

## Physical Appearance

Grandma is extremely ripped, wearing a grey suit and tie similar to Khonjin and Gilmore, with the sleeves ripped off to make room for her Huge Muscles. She has short, curly white hair and sick shades.

## Personality

Khonjin's Grandma hates the mob and wants nothing to do with it. She is very kind, yet dominating. Though Grandma makes Gino cry and slaps both Khonjin and Gilmore, she shows kindness and care towards her grandson. She claims she was only mean to Gino in order to set an example for Khonjin.

## Relationships

### Khonjin

Grandma is very kind to Khonjin and wants to set an example to him after being mean to Gino. She also slapped him when Khonjin was ordering a pepperoni pizza like a wiseass.

### Gino

Grandma made Gino cry in order to prove an example to Khonjin.

### Gilmore

Grandma slaps her son, Gilmore because he owes her money.
Season 4/Credits

```
            DIRECTED BY CONNOR LAVERY

                  WRITING HELP

                 KEVIN STUDEVANT
                 RUTHIE EDWARDS
                SHANE MACLASKEY
                JOSEPH ATLADONNA
                 DILLON DEVENEY
                     ALLEY

    THEME SONG YOU'RE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW

                KEVIN STUDEVANT

                     VOICES
KHONJIN/GINO/BANANA BOYS.........CONNOR LAVERY
JAFFAR........................JOSEPH ALTADONNA
DOCTOR.........................MICHAEL FERRARO
DUMBASS.......................VINCENT CRAMPTON
BILL BARGAINS..................KEVIN STUDEVANT
GIRL KHONJIN/PENGUIN.....DENISE POBMA DA DILVA
PENGUIN............................RYAN LAVERY
GIRL GINO.......................DANIELLE KOGAN
RUTHER..........................RUTHIE EDWARDS
KHONJIN'S FATHER...............SHANE MACLASKEY

                    MUSIC

END CARD EPISODES 31,32,36.....KEVIN STUDEVANT
END CARD EPISODE 33.....................ODDBOY
END CARD EPISODE 34........JON AND OR DANIELLE
EPISODE 37.......................CONNOR LAVERY

ALL OTHER CUES BY VENGA BOYS, TWISTED SISTER,
CLAUD VASORI, LEGEND OF ZELDA:LINKS
AWAKENING/WIND WAKER, POKEMON DIAMOND,
PHONEIX WRIGHT: TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS

ARTWORK

KHONJIN/GINO/GAY SPAGHETTI CHEF/KHONJIN'S
FATHER/PENT'S HEAD BY CONNOT LAVERY

PENT COSTUME BY LAZERSOFA
MITT ROMNEY'S DOG BY PEPPER THE DOG
BILL BARGAINS FROM ARM WRESTLING (NES)

               SPECIAL THANKS

JASON GASTROW AND DAVID SHERMAN FOR
STARTING THE DREAM

ALL OF MY PATRONS FOR KEEPING THE DREAM ALIVE

JONATHAN GRAN AND DANIELLE KOGAN FOR KEEPING
ME ALIVE

MRTENNEK FOR THOES GOD DAMN SOUND EFFECTS
THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM ALSO I'M A BIG FAN OF
YOUR WORK PLEASE BE MY FRIEND

ALL OF MY FRIENDS WHO HELP ME MAKE THESE, I
LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH GOD DAMN IT

AND YOU THE VIEWER UNLESS YOU ARE TERRIBLE
BUT I HAVE A SUSPICION THAT THIS IS
NOT THE CASE
```
Events

Asterix and Friends is heavy on **events** to keep players motivated to play while waiting on new content. Some weekends, players can get specific rewards for brawling or legions. Sometimes, the events go on for a few weeks or longer.

## Brawling Weekend

Players earn double points for **wins** in brawling. Losing points remain the same. This is a weekend event that typically happens in the middle and/or end of a brawling tournament round.

## Legions Weekend

Players earn double RP for winning against legions (only legions, not patrols or camps). This is a weekend event that happens from time to time. Legions are especially difficult to find by about the 12th hour of the legion event. Note: The double RP only applies to the RP earned from each fight, not the final amount given to anyone that has fought the legion once the legion is finally killed.

## Seasonal Events

Players get special quests, temporary items, and more during seasonal events. The spring event dropped rabbits from everywhere (including rocks and fishing holes). The summer event has seen brawling clothing items (pants, belts, shoes, etc.) dropping from fishing holes and new quests to collect blueberries found in the woods. The winter event gave players snowballs and icicles from harvesting stone, wood, and straw.

Seasonal events come with their own quests and achievements. Once the event is over, any achievement left unfinished will not be able to be completed until that season event comes around the following year.

## Holiday Events

Players get special quests, temporary items, and more during holiday events. The Halloween event gave players anti-fog potions and glowing substance.

Holiday events come with their own quests and achievements. Once the event is over, any achievement left unfinished will not be able to be completed until that holiday event comes around the following year.

## Other Events

Sometimes, Sproing includes events based on world holidays, Sproing-specific anniversaries and achievements, etc. They may throw in a new quest or an extra drop of some sort for a few days OR they will give codes that can be redeemed for in game items. Sometimes, they do all of the above.
Episode 47: CrabCrab

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

*This page is about the current Episode 47 of Khonjin House, **CrabCrab**. For the original episode 47, see **P.I. 3 Khonjin X Quincey M.E. 2 Part 1/2**.*

### Show

Khonjin Takes A Break (original)
Khonjin House (current)

## Episode Guide

**"CrabCrab"** is the 7th episode of the fifth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 47th episode overall.

It was originally uploaded separately as episodes 1 and 2 of Khonjin Takes A Break, "**Return**" and "**CrabCrab**", before being combined together and moved to episode 47 of Khonjin House on September 19, 2018, as part of The Purge.

## Plot

### Return

The first episode of Khonjin started off with a calm, and very short intro. It showed Khonjin on a bench, presumably in a park. It only lasted a few seconds, before it cut to the episode. It then showed Khonjin, laying on a beach-chair. His sleeves are rolled up to his shoulders, and his pants were rolled up to his knees. He was also wearing sandals, and sunglasses. Next to him was a shell.

Khonjin then gets a call from Gino, Khonjin picking up the *shell-phone.*(Get it?) Gino's message for Khonjin was cutoff by Khonjin throwing the shell-phone thinking it was telemarketer. Only a quick moment after him doing so, he sees something that is not shown on the screen. His sunglasses move down his face a little bit. It then cuts to him at Fratelli's Pizza, with a sunburn on his face and ears, except for the area where his eyes are and forehead. After a couple seconds of elaborating, Khonjin gives Gino a picture of a crab. Gino then orders Khonjin to get the crab and bring it back to him. And then the episode ends.

### CrabCrab

Khonjin calls Gino (Commander Crumblicker) and starts Operation CrabCrab. Gino offers his best advice about CrabCrab but Khonjin throws the shell phone thinking it was another telemarketer just like the previous episode. Khonjin finds CrabCrab and starts chasing them. Khonjin is stopped by the shell phone twice and trips once, so he calls Gino and says "you didn't tell me CrabCrab was a crab." To this, Gino replies with a sign that says "fuck you."

Khonjin captures CrabCrab with a psychic net. He stuffs the crab into a suitcase, and goes to the airport to get on a flight. They are stopped by Tony the Tiger when he smells crab.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* CrabCrab
* Tony the Airport Security Guard

## Credits

* CrabCrab voiced by Thergomas
* Tiger voiced by Ukinojoe

## Trivia

* Khonjin's beach sprite in Return uses Pent's sprite from Blind Date as a base.
Episode 20: Finale

Goodbye.

## Episode Guide

"**Finale**" is the 10th and final episode of the second season of *Khonjin House*, and the 20th episode overall.

## Plot

Khonjin finds a magic, which Gino tries to avoid. Khonjin touches it and breaks the fabric of existence again. He keeps finding magic throughout the broken dimensions and changes their reality over and over. He accidentally makes Gino explode to death, but soon fixes it and revives him.

## Animation

### lazersofa

Lazersofa animated a unique drawing of Gino.

## End Card

I certainly hope this isn't the end, but if so, doing this show was really fun. Thanks everyone.

## Trivia

* This is the only episode in the series that shows the backs of Khonjin and Gino's sprites.
* According to Connor, cuwaiwo didn't interact with him much and sort of appeared and disappeared.
* The Gino quote *"I don't care if it looks like parentheses se-"* was from Connor reading the script word for word, and starting to read the placeholder text "(sex joke)."
* This is one of three episodes that show cropped partially or fully nude photos.

## Quotes

> *"I don't care if it looks like parentheses se-"*
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> “*How about a hive-five!“*
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Episode 16: Heist Part One

Khonjin kidnaps the goods by not doing anything.

## Episode Guide

"**Heist Part One**" is the 6th episode of the second season of *Khonjin House* and the 16th episode overall.

## Plot

Gilmore has gathered Khonjin, Gino, and Gay Spaghetti Chef to plan the robbery of a rival gang, who built their own pizza place across the street from Fratelli's Pizza. Despite being a gang, their main export is pepperoni pizza, and so Gay Spaghetti Chef and Gilmore decide to steal their entire stock of pepperoni to prevent them from baking any more pepperoni pizzas. Gilmore demands that he is given every last piece of pepperoni by "the sixty-ninth hour, four hundred and twenty days from now", which causes Khonjin and himself to fall over, howling with laughter. Gino falls over and explodes, causing Khonjin to laugh even harder.

## End Card

The best episode ever made to be continued.
Sunscreen so you don't miss the conclusion.

## Characters

* Gilmore igiuL
* Gay Spaghetti Chef
* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
Chapter 65 (Omega)

**The Falcon's Identity** is the sixty-fifth chapter of the manga *Kengan Omega*.

## Characters

* Akoya Seishu
* ***Cai***
* Falcon
* Gaoh Ryuki
* Gaolang Wongsawat
* ***Huang***
* Kanoh Agito
* Katahara Metsudo
* Kimishima Mana
* Lihito
* ***Mei***
* Misasa
* Muteba Gizenga
* Nikaido Ren
* Nogi Hideki
* Okubo Naoya
* Shiina Alisa
* Togo Tomari
* Tokita Ohma
* Toyoda Idemitsu
* Wakatsuki Takeshi
* ***Yan***

## Trivia

* This chapter reveals that Lihito has gained seven more kilos in muscle since the Kengan Annihilation Tournament.
Ruther

Ruther is a young gamer girl who Khonjin occasionally babysits. She has a fascination with older gaming systems such as the GameCube.

## Physical Appearance

Ruther is a little girl who wears a white dress and wears her hair in a ponytail. Her eyes are two black lines and she is shown smiling. Her color palette consists of black and white. Her art style is reminiscent of a childlike stick-figure.

The drawing is based on a comic drawn by Connor Lavery for Ruthie Edwards. Ruther is (very loosely) based on Ruthie.

## Quotes

> *"Caacan ihihi have tweneneyey dehydehydahidahidahyidollars?"*
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> *"I want to play my GameCube."*
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> “*Where’s my XBOX?”*
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> “*Can we get pizza?*”
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> “*Where’s MY slice of pizza?”*
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> “*Look, Boss Man, these 3 words are non-negotiable; Super Monkey Ball.”*
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> “*I know what I want, and I know what I deserve.*”
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> *"Poppyseeeeeeed"*
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> “*Can I have a poppyseed bagel?*”
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> *"Monkey Ball doesn't die in Monkey Ball."*
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## Trivia

* On her job application in episode 40, she stated that she had been making pizza for 5 minutes.
* She has shown notable interest towards many foods, such as pizza, oranges, poppy seeds, and poppy seed bagels.
* She is confirmed to like the XBOX and GameCube gaming systems.
* She also likes the game Super Monkey Ball, and would be willing to receive it as payment for making pizza.
* In Episode 9, Ruther is mentioned to have a mom. The mother is mentioned again in Episode 57, but she is never seen or really elaborated on. Anything else about her family is unknown.
* Ruther's main voice actor, Ruthie, is a game developer in real life. She also likes the GameCube.

## Gallery

Comic for Ruthie by ConnorRuther Original Drawing'Gamegirl' Drawing by Ruthie, reminiscent of RutherRuther as seen on a T-Shirt design by Connor
## References

1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20170826180048/http://khonjin.tumblr.com/post/159279925942/hi-two-questions-one-why-is-smack-so-sm-o-l-and
2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20170826180446/http://khonjin.tumblr.com/post/159054859852/how-tall-are-dadjin-dumbass-ruther-and
3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20170826175927/http://khonjin.tumblr.com/post/159170524047/this-very-random-butwas-ruther-in-the-slightest
4. ↑ https://twitter.com/ruthie\_edwards/status/789283345087758336
5. ↑ https://twitter.com/ruthie\_edwards/status/734555641243652096
6. ↑ https://khonjin.threadless.com/designs/ruther
Episode 31: Road Trip

Will Khonjin remove the intro in time?

## Episode Guide

"**Road Trip**" is the 1st episode of the fourth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 31st episode overall.

## End Card

You gotta give Shad props for that sick them. By Subscribing to me.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* Gay Spaghetti Chef
* Jafar

## Credits

* Gay Spaghetti Chef voiced by Dillon Deveney
* Jaffar voiced by Joey Altadonna
* Music by Shadowfox02, and The Vengaboys
Challenges

Occasionally challenges take place in TYT LIVE CHAT and T\*\* C\*\*\*

So far challenges have been

Herbs (TYT) ~1st place Carmen Honorable mention Really nice youtube user who's name I forget

Root Vegetables (TYT) ~1st place Carmen Honorable Mention Lindsey

Languages (T\*\* C\*\*\*)~1st place Carmen

Types of Cow Meat (T\*\* C\*\*\*)~1st place Carmen

Fruits (T\*\* C\*\*\*)~1st place Carmen

Middle Eastern Countries~(T\*\* C\*\*\*) NO CONTEST

Elements (T\*\* C\*\*\*)~1st place Carmen
Masculo-normativity in chemistry/cell structure

We are all used to seeing a periodic table. Benign enough? think again. Behind each and every element are signifiers of patriarchy and female oppression. The table itself constructed of straight lines like interwoven male members, cages in the elements like women are by the gender wage gap.

Take how we draw a basic molecule, H20. One hydrogen atom, with two oxygen atoms extending, like a manspreading piece of patriarchy signifying dominance. Or is it a series of testicles connected only by phallicly indicated bonds? take your pic girls.

How can we deny the sexist attitudes of the white male boys club that enacted these scientific views, back in a time when women weren't even allowed to vote? Surely these men beat their wives and practiced daily micro-aggressions against the women and girls in their life. And we are learning our chemistry from them?

I am a black genderqueer trans sapiosexual pagan last comic standing runner up. And I am starting a new series of videos in which I will both invent and then teach chemistry from an intersectionally feminist progressive lens.

This is a link to my kickstarter where I will be recieving donations if you'd like to help smash patriarchy with me! www.4chan.org/b/

Help me reach my 100k goal by the end of the month so I can then begin writing, shooting, and producing 6 unique 4 minute videos!
Episode 60: Finale

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

*This page is about the current Episode 60/original Episode 62 of Khonjin House, **Finale**/**Sing Boy**. For the original Episode 60, see **Game**, for the current Episode 62, see **Space**.*

## Finale

The only thing worse than one khonjin...is consequences...

### Length

02:00 (Original)
02:10 (Edited)

### Upload Date

June 2, 2018 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Finale**", originally titled "**Sing Boy**", is the 10th and final episode of the sixth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 60th episode overall.

It was originally uploaded as the 62rd episode of Khonjin House before being moved to episode 60 on September 19, 2018, as part of The Purge.

## Post-Purge Changes

* End card is replaced with the season 6 credit sequence.

## Characters

* Gino Fratelli
* Khonjin
* Abraham Lincoln

## Credits

* "I Can See for Miles" by The Who, covered by Connor Lavery
* Super Mario Bros. Theme
* "Episode 60 Ending Song" by Connor Lavery

## Trivia

* The line "Connor get the fuck-" is taken from Connor's part in "Sprite a Day: 36".
Mouse (puppy)

Mouse is a (irl) puppy.

The owner of Mouse posted a comment on a Lisa Schwartz video asking all youtube users for name suggestions (this was before Mouse was named).

Later that day many responses were given and the OP responded positively.

1 day later, Poi came across this post for the first time and replied 'Mouse'.

Several hours later the OP responded 'Mouse, she shall be Mouse'

Other information on Mouse is currently not public knowledge.
Episode 45: Commercial 2

*This page is about the current Episode 45 of Khonjin House, **Commercial 2**. For the original episode 45, see **Infiltrator Part 1**, for the Khonjin Takes A Break episode of the same name, see **Commercial 2**.*

## Commercial 2

buy a shit! https://khonjin.threadless.com/

### Length

01:27 (Original)
01:10 (Edited)

### Upload Date

December 12, 2017 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Commercial 2**", originally titled "**A Fucking Commercial Of All Things**", is the 5th episode of the fifth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 45th episode overall.

It was originally uploaded as a standalone video before being moved to episode 45 of Khonjin House on September 19, 2018, as part of The Purge.

## Post-Purge Changes

* Section showing off new designs on the Khonjin Threadless store is cut.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli

## End Card

#### Original

the link for this super expensive ass bullshit is in the description just in case you mongrels were wondering

## Trivia

* Bowser saying the n-word is in reference to Mario Kart 8 - Here Come the Koopalings Trailer, in which Bowser makes a noise commonly misheard as the n-word.
* The backing audio from 00:06 to 00:15 is taken from a livestream of Chris Condron singing the Dreidel song in Gino's voice as an apology for his antisemitism.

## References

1. ↑ Khonjin House Playlist - *Archive.org*
2. ↑ Livestream to Die Final Stream P3.5 (but not really calm down) - Stream (March 13, 2018)
3. ↑ Gino Atones For The Holocaust - Stream (January 24, 2017)
Poie's Rantings on Chris Ballinger

I've been thinking about Chris Ballinger recently and what an amazing guy he comes off as.

I want to make a full length movie, a romance movie, just so at the climax, the line the guy gives the girl is "I want to get to love you like Chris Ballinger loves his kids"

I worked with some amazing people a few years back, who were also Christian, and showed an empathy for their kids that resembles what Chris shows his.

Greg would probably say he's exploiting them, but I think it's leading by example. One time I was at a bus stop, and a bus broke down, so I was there for 6 hours in Utah from midnight to 6 AM or something like that. Actually it was on my way leaving the Christian farm, there was this young mother there who kept yelling at and hitting her kid. He had marks on his face that looked like burns and he was probably just a little older than Parker Ballinger.

The mom kept yelling at him, and tried to keep him seated, but it was what would be his bed time, and like I said it was 6 hours she expected this. She also yelled at him for smelling badly, because she hadn't changed his clothes. The whole thing was outlandish, and I couldn't think of any positive way to intervene.

Chris' vlogging style is also amazing, I love how consistently non-artistic it is while still very very bold. Like Rachel will call herself completely-uncreative or something like that, but her videos to an extent are talking to the camera. I mean I totally love Rachel too, and she does have a very very great Vlog channel.

But I connect with Chris more because he's an adult and doesn't hold back with grand wide shots and close-ups of his face. It's so beautiful.

Bailey is incredible too, and one of the smartest people on youtube. Oh Chris' relationship with Jessica is also highly resembling of that between the two farmers I worked for. Especially in how she talks about him as being attractive and undermines him really subtly and he doesn't push in a response.

I haven't looked at her channel in a while.

While it isn't a strictly anti-capitalist channel, he does push values you would I speculate see more of in some people practicing Islam, or I can say first-hand with my experience of seeing jews. Where there is an emphasis on what can be interacted with non-physically.

Things like family, and kindness. There's this great clip from a video about a year ago where Bailey gets free ice-cream, but he doesn't allow his kids to eat sugar so he had her give it to one of the strangers that was also in the store. Mind you, this is in Los Angeles, or somewhere urban along the Central Coast.

He had her ask the kid if they wanted it, and ask the parents to make sure it was ok. Then the next shot was her watching Chris eat his ice-cream and she maybe got one bite of it. It was actually cupcakes I think.
Wild Boar: The Most Feminist Animal?

OK, so stick with me, while boars still suffer from gender binarism, toxic masculine behaviors, and instances of inequity, somewhere alone the line they seem to have been reading their bell hooks. Boars are a matriarchy where males are really unneeded outside of the breeding season. They ought to be commended for the progressive strides they have taken, and their radical implementation of feminist structures. I think that feminism is smart because there has always been a patriarchy, but it will end now because it is wrong. Feminism is better because the matriarchal side values kindness and love while patriarchy values brutish competition. I understand men, and think they should be more vulnerable and shut up about their worthless egos. I think having safe spaces for women is good because we are just as strong as men. I have self respect and speak on behalf of many people. When Donald Trump won the presidency it was bad. I like trans people a lot especially if they are of a non-binary gender. I was an annoying bitch in highschool, who didn't understand anything with much curiosity or depth, but was able to turn in work, so I did better than boys who were and are much more intelligent than me. I have always been insecure about my intelligence, but now I can just regurgitate things my professors tell me or things I read on tumblr, and feel even more superior for the very reason that I am not creating my own ideas. Ha ha boys, see you in hell.
Does anybody else just see black?

"Does anybody else just see black?" or "Does anybody just get a black screen?" are phrases said when people click the link to the TYT LIVE video after the broadcast has ended unbeknownst to them.

These phrases have become a joke that youtube users will ask these questions knowing very well why the screen is black.
NPD thought/rant

Narcissists for those who don't know are unable to feel empathy for other people. Or their capacity to do so is very limited.

While this is seen often as a great flaw, this is not necessarily the case.

While emotionally narcissists are hindered in this specific regard, they are still able to understand that other people feel emotions and that their behavior can change them.

Thus, narcissists are advantaged in their ability to be true altruists. They are able to give and brighten the lives of others without having the incentive of personal gain.
The Mystery of the Edit to the Page about Poi's quest for knowledge of Jamaica

An edit was made by an anonymous wiki contributor to the entry on this wiki about Poi's quest for knowledge of Jamaica.

Poi quoted Carmen as stating that Jamaica is the only island to have a mountain that is over 8,000 feet.

That line was edited and now reads 8,000 meters.

There is no record of Carmen's original quote.

8,000 meters is a very significant number in measuring the height of mountains. There is an entire wikipedia article on 'Eight Thousanders' as they're referred to.

However, Jamaica's tallest mountain, Blue Mountain Peak, is nearly 8,000 feet.

This creates a murky scenario where it is unclear whether the original statement was a reference to the eight thousanders class of mountains, or to Blue Mountain Peak.

As it stands, 'meters' remains the unit of measurement quoted in the wiki article.