Kaiju Sobek (Placeholder) voicelines

## God Selection

* ▶️ Denise: "And now the news, with Channel 4!"

## Introduction

* ▶️ Tony: "What has happened here today was caused by a force entirely beyond the scope of man's imagination!"
Denise: "Brought to you live by: Channel 4. First on the scene."
* ▶️ Denise: "We go now to the Senior Giant Monster Correspondent Tony Evangelos, live in the field. Tony, what's it like out there?"
Tony: "Are you serious?!"
* ▶️ Kaiju: "\*Roar\*"

## Low Health

* ▶️ Tony: "Even after all that damage, it's still alive..."
* ▶️ Denise: "Keep us posted, Tony."

## Items

### When placing Wards

* ▶️ Tony: "I think it knows I'm here."
* ▶️ Denise: "Did you see that?"

### When buying Consumables

* ▶️ Tony: "Oh god! What's it going to use that for?!"
* ▶️ Tony: "What in the world was that?!"

### When buying Offensive Items

* ▶️ Tony: "It appears to be arming itself!"
* ▶️ Tony: "Oh god! It has a weapon!"

### When buying Defensive Items

* ▶️ Denise: "Like it wasn't strong enough already. Right, Tony?"
Tony: "\*Panic noises\*"
* ▶️ Denise: "How strong is it now, Tony?"
Tony: "I think you should come out here and check it yourself, Denise!"

## Kills

### When in a Killstreak

* ▶️ Tony: "Can it even be killed?!"
* ▶️ Tony: "What will it take to stop this thing?!"

### When killing a Jungle Boss

* ▶️ Denise: "The top of the primordial ecosystem."
* ▶️ Tony: "Dear lord. It's hunting."

### When destroying a Tower

* ▶️ Tony: "It's tearing through towers like they were little models!"
* ▶️ Tony: "My god! The destruction!"

## Death

* ▶️ Tony: "\*Choked screaming\*..."
* ▶️ Denise: "Stay classy, SMITE fans..."

## Taunts

* ▶️ Denise: "This just in: Enemy team drastically overestimating their odds of victory."
* ▶️ Denise: "Forecast of scattered beatdowns with a 100% chance of getting wrecked."
* ▶️ Tony: "I say again: If you're on the enemy team, please stay in your homes until the All Clear is given!"
* ▶️ Denise: "What are you seeing, Tony?"
Tony: "It looks like an enemy team about to be completely destroyed!"
* ▶️ Denise: "Stay tuned for-"
Tony: "Doom!"

## Directed Taunts

* ▶️ Denise: "Here's a story: Local man dies of heart attack." (Bacchus)
* ▶️ Tony: "The people's hero has fallen, just like all the rest..." (Bellona)
* ▶️ Tony: "Why did he think he could stop this... this thing?!" (Hercules)
* ▶️ Tony: "It appears the great beetle has been slain!" (Khepri)
* ▶️ Tony: "The great lizard has fallen!" (Kukulkan)
* ▶️ Denise: "The acid factor of Medusa's blood creates a toxic- Er... Nevermind, that's wrong. Sorry." (Medusa)

## Jokes

* ▶️ Denise: "You know what they say about the news?"
Tony: "What's that, Denise?"
Denise: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you!"
Tony: "Hahaha! Hahaha..."
* ▶️ Denise: "Analysts predict Chaos takes a 29-15 lead over Order with a 90% chance that I'm wrong, Tony."
Tony: "Uh... Great?"
* ▶️ Tony: "I-I got one! How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Denise: "Are you kidding? It was supposed to be in place last week!"
* ▶️ Denise: "And that's the way the city crumbles. Back to you, Tony."
* ▶️ Tony: "Denise? Reports indicate this Kaiju feels no remorse and seeks only to destroy all those around him."
Denise: "A lot like my first marriage, Tony."
* ▶️ Denise: "A recent poll shows 50% of our viewers think Kaiju is here to protect us, 40% destroy us, and 10% that he's just looking for a good time."
Tony: "Similar to the results from our presidential survey, Denise."
* ▶️ Tony: "It looks like this Kaiju is evolving! Adapting to survive in its new surroundings!"
Denise: "Much like your hairpiece, Tony."

## Laughs

* ▶️ Denise: "Hehehehe."
* ▶️ Tony: "Hahahahahahaha."
* ▶️ Denise: "Hahahahaha."
* ▶️ Tony: "Heheheheha. Hahahahaha."
* ▶️ Denise: "Hahahahahahaha."
* ▶️ Tony: "Hehehehehehehehehe."