Tex In Monster's Inc Part One: A Child Has Escaped

Warning: The following contains graphic violence that may not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

After our adventures in the Over the Hedge Universe, Tex, Dave, Rohan, Toppy, and I were off to find a more safer place to dispose of the jar of EXE, so it could never harm another person in the multiverse again.

"OK, guys," said Tex. "So, I was thinking that, in order to properly get rid of the EXE, we need to put it in a universe where there's a lot of doors. Doors to over worlds. Doors to worlds that are more than safe enough for something as dangerous as EXE."

"That's a great idea, Tex!" said Dave. "But where would we find a place like that?"

"I think I know," said Rohan, as he put the coordinates into Tex. "The world of Monster's Inc!"

So, we were teleported into the Monster's Inc factory and the town of Monstropolis. It was still day time, and the monsters were hard at work, making kids laugh and getting enough laugh energy to power their town.

"OK," said Tex, as he rushed to put the EXE into one of the doors. "Let's go."

"Are you out of your mind, Tex?!" said Toppy, as he pulled Tex towards him. "We can't just draw attention to ourselves by sneaking an unknown substance into a door while the monsters are doing their job! Not only could we get noticed by them, but remember what happened when we were reckless with this stuff in the Over the Hedge world?!"

"He's right," I said. "We nearly got eaten by a psychotic bear over chips. So, we need to be smarter about this."

"Think, think, think," said Rohan.

So, we all thought about how to properly approach getting rid of the EXE. After five minutes of thinking, Dave had an idea.

"I got it!" said Dave. "We need to wait until night to summon the first door that we grab the key for. Then, we need to summon the door, yeet the EXE into it, and, if there's time, sushi at Harryhausen's on me. My treat!"

"Ok," said Toppy. "Tex, you go get the door key. But don't bring any unwanted attention to yourself. Be the quietest you've ever been."

"OK," said Tex, as he went to get the door key.

We all watched as Tex snuck by all of the monsters as quickly and quietly as he could. But right when it looked like he was gonna get a door key from the office, Mike Wazowski and James P. "Sully" Sullivan barged out of the office, holding a door key and laughing, with the door hitting poor Tex in the process.

"Mike! I gotta say!" said Sully. "This has been our best day of business in years!"

"Couldn't agree more, Sull!" said Mike, not knowing that Tex was sneaking up to him to get the door key. "If we keep this up, we will have enough laugh power to power Monstropolis for the next four decades!"

"Yeah!" said Sully, as he poured himself a glass of champagne. "I call a toast, Mike! To our best day in years!"

"Amen, Sully!" said Mike, before he noticed Tex. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mustached robot, who are you and what are you doing, sneaking up behind me?!"

"Oh, crap," said Toppy, watching in horror. "Here we go."

"Um, I'm Tex," said Tex, sheepishly. "I'm from the key inspection door thingy company. I've come to use your key to inspect the door that you'll be using for safety protocols."

"Oh, yeah?" said Sully. "Which door key company?"

"Um, the D.D.D.P.A.F.T.S.S.D.W.I.D.S.T.K.D.S.?" said Tex. "The Ding Dong Door Pancake Association For The Safely Secure Doors Who Inspect Doors Safely To Klose Doors Safely?"

"What?!" yelled Toppy, as he kept watching. "Where did he come up with that?!"

"Oh, really?" said Mike. "A lot of words for a company. Where does the Pancake part come from?"

"Uh, we also sell pancakes?" said Tex. "Everything from buttermilk to Kodiak Cakes."

"Wow," said Sully. "So, you inspect doors and sell pancakes, huh? Well, if you are legit, what does Monstropolis Code 114, Article 4, Section 5 of the Door Inspection Law Book state?"

"Um, that's an easy one," said Tex. "Let's see: Monstropolis Code 114, Article 4, Section 5 of the Door Inspection Law Book states that anyone who doesn't fix the damn door doesn't get rent."

"We're screwed,"" said Toppy, as he broke down into hysterical tears.

"OK, you got that one! Go ahead! Here's the door key! Inspect the door as you need!" said Mike, sarcastically, before psyching Tex out with the key. "Except, that code states that anyone who tries to impersonate a door or door key inspector and can't provide the proper proof of ID or certification shall be banished to a location of the Monstropolis Police Chief's choice. Also, Sully and I don't even remotely like pancakes. So, do you want to tell us why you think that we're gullible enough to just let you have a door key to do whatever you want with?"

"Well, um, you see," said Tex, getting all sweaty.

"Don't do it, Tex," said Dave, in fear.

"Yes?" said Sully.

"OK, fine! You caught me!" said Tex. "I'm Tex, Protector of The Multiverse! My friends are hiding behind a desk over there! We need a door key to dispose of a substance called EXE! It's a black goo that can make whoever is exposed to it evil! It has effected my friends, an animatronic wolf, an animatronic gator, an animatronic duck, a psycho babysitter, a raccoon, a turtle, a squirrel, two possums, five porcupines, and a homicidal bear! We don't want it to effect anyone else. So please, can we have that door key, so we can yeet the EXE into whatever world that door leads too? Then, as payment, Dave will buy everyone sushi at Harryhausen's."

We figured that there was no use hiding behind a desk anymore, now that Tex spilled the beans about our true intentions. So, we got out of our hiding place and introduced ourselves to Mike and Sully.

"Hi," said Toppy.

"Well, if you guys were the Multiverse Protectors, why didn't you say so?!" said Mike.

"Yeah!" said Sully, as he handed us the door key. "We've heard great tales about how you all saved the multiverse! So, we trust you! Here you go!"

"But," said Mike. "Whatever you do, don't let another kid into the Monster World. 21 years ago, we almost lost everything after a little girl named Boo entered our world. We don't want a repeat of that!"

"Don't worry, Mike," said Toppy. "You can count on us! We'll meet you at Harryhausen's at 10!"

"OK!" said Mike and Sully, as they closed down for the night. "See ya!"

After Mike and Sully left, we proceeded to summon the door.

"So, Tex," said Toppy. "Key words were Don't Draw Attention To Yourself. What did you do? You drew attention to yourself. Luckily, Mike and Sully are the nicest pair of monsters ever. Or else, we would be dinner right now."

"I know," said Tex. "But what matters is that we got the key. The door should be down in one hour. For now, let's listen to some Lil Keed, since he just passed."

"OK," said Toppy. "Out of respect for Lil Keed, we will listen to one song."

So, Tex turned on Nasty by Lil Keed and Chris Brown to listen to while we waited for the door. This song was actually a personal favorite of mine that I listened to a lot after the death of Lil Keed. So, I was glad that song was chosen for our Lil Keed tribute dance party.

Anyways, after an hour, the door appeared. Tex turned off the radio and saw that the door looked very similar to Boo's door. How so? Well, the door was white and had flowers on it.

"OK, guys," said Dave, as he held up the EXE. "Let's yeet the EXE!"

"Wait!" said Toppy, as he opened the door. "Whatever you do, don't wake up those people."

There was a young girl, about 25 or so, who was five months pregnant and had a three-year-old girl sleeping next to her. The 25-year-old had black hair in pig tails, similar to Boo.

"Wow," said Toppy. "That sure looks a lot like Boo."

"Maybe, it is her," said Rohan, with tears in his eyes. "She's all grown up. Plus, she has a daughter and one on the way! That's awesome!!!!!!!"

"SSSSSSSSH!" said Toppy, looking at the people. "Dave, yeet the EXE as quietly as possible."

"Ok," said Dave.

Dave yeeted the EXE. But it went all over the place, making a lot of loud noises. Toppy gasped at each noise, fearing that the grownup Boo and her daughter might wake up. But sure enough: They didn't. Plus, the EXE was still intact.

"Wait!" I said, as I rushed into the room, making more noise.

"Kadin! What are you doing?!" asked Toppy.

"This EXE need to be upright on the nightstand," I said, as I slammed the EXE onto the nightstand.

"No!" said Toppy, before covering his mouth. "Just try to somehow put it on Boo's belly."

"But wouldn't that hurt the baby?" I said.

"Let's gooooooo!" said Tex, as he did a DaBaby style dance.

"SSSSSSSSSH!" yelled Toppy, as he looked to see that Boo was still asleep, along with her daughter. "Kadin, just do it. Tex, wrong place, wrong time."

I nodded and put the EXE onto Boo's belly. Then, I raced out of the house, making a lot of noise, before slamming the door.

"Wow," I said, not noticing the three-year-old daughter of Boo right behind me. "Boo and her daughter are deep sleepers."

"Um, Kadin?" said Toppy, in fear.

"What?" I asked, confused.

Toppy then pointed at Boo's child behind me. I turned in horror and saw her.

"Hello!" said the three-year-old.

We all screamed in terror at the sight of the three-year-old little girl. We had one job: Yeet the EXE into the room without bringing a child into the Monster World. Not only did we fail in doing that, but she had the EXE in her hands.

"What do we do?!" asked Dave, frantically.

"We can't just let her wander about like this!" said Toppy. "Kadin, this is why I said be quiet! Now, she's up and she has the EXE!"

"I'm sorry, guys," I said. "I should've just left the EXE where it was."

"You think?" asked Toppy, before he took a deep breath. "OK, OK, OK. Get it together, Toppy. It's still in the jar. So technically, we are still safe."

But right when Toppy calmed himself down, the little girl threw the EXE forward. We all gasped as the jar flew across the room. Well, all of us, except for Toppy, who responded with a simple, "Oh no!"

The EXE flew across the Laugh Floor and into the nearby locker room. We all ran after it and screamed in horror, as it went into the bathroom stall.. We then watched in horror as the EXE flew out of the stall and into a urinal. But luckily, that's where it ended. We all sighed in relief and laughed at how we thought that it was going to break.

"That was close," said Toppy.

But right on cue, the jar cracked open and the EXE spilled out onto the bathroom floor. We all screamed in horror, while Toppy put the three-year-old into a plastic grocery bag.

"Uh, Toppy," said Rohan. "I'm pretty sure that's not legal."

"Who cares?!" said Toppy. "That is the least of our concerns right now, dude! The EXE is now in Monstropolis, a human is in the Monster World, and it's all our fault! We need to get Mike and Sully."

We all nodded and rushed out of the factory and into Harryhausen's. Mike and Sully had already ordered a bottle of champagne and a whole coliseum of sushi to share with us.

"Where are they?" asked Mike.

"I don't know," said Sully. "I hope they're OK."

At that moment, we rushed into the sushi restaurant and sat at the booth where Mike and Sully were.

"Guys!" said Sully. "You made it!"

"Yeah," said Toppy, as he frantically grabbed a menu. "We just needed a to-go order! Alright. Let's see. What's good here?"

"Uh, Rohan," said Mike. "What's going on?"

"Well, we yeeted the EXE into Boo's door, right?" said Rohan. "She is doing great for herself, by the way. She's 25, five months pregnant, and has a daughter. So, Kadin made a bunch of noise in her room. Boo is a deep sleeper, though. But after he closed the door, we saw something."

"What sort of thing?" asked Mike.

"Well, let's just say," said Toppy. "Oog-lah in the ag-bay?"

"What?!" asked Mike.

"Look in the grocery bag," said Toppy, as he showed the two monsters the empty grocery store bag.

"You found a bag?" asked Sully, confused.

Toppy looked around frantically for the kid, who had somehow escaped the bag. But Mike and Sully were way ahead of him: They turned his head and he saw the kid, completely causing chaos in the sushi restaurant. We all gasped in horror at the kid, scaring the monsters away and making a huge scene in the restaurant.

"UMMMMMMMM!" said Dave, as he rushed to get the kid with a to-go box. "We just remembered: We don't like sushi! So, let's order a pizza and crash at your place guys!"

"Oh no," said Sully. "Not again."

"Don't worry, Sull," said Mike. "We put a kid back once. We can do it again."

"One more thing, though," said Toppy, as he grabbed Mike and Sully by the hand to get them out of the restaurant and to their place. "The EXE is also in Monstropolis. So, it'll be ten times harder. Let's go!"

Dave, after three failed attempts, was finally able to get the kid into the sushi box. We then rushed out of the restaurant and to Mike and Sully's place, before the CDA came to decontaminate the restaurant. But the EXE would be right on our tais and we would have to babysit the kid and save the Monster's Inc world from the EXE at the same time.

Our new adventure is on.

(To be continued... In loving memory of Lil Keed.)