The First Cupcake Destroying Scheme

**The First Cupcake Destroying Scheme** is the second episode of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!

## About

Evil Guy makes an attempt to destroy New Mario's Cupcake factory.

## Cast

### **Evil Guy Team**

* Evil Guy
* Pickle
* Fernando

### **Cupcake Team**

* New Mario
* Mario
* Luigi
* Stickman

### **Other Losers**

* Another tiny moron that absolutely no one cares about

## Script

### **Scene 1: Call to Action**

The episode begins at Evil Guy Tower, where **EVIL GUY** is sitting on his purple couch and watching television. The news, to be more specific. The unknown news reporter is pointing his camera at the newly constructed Cupcake Factory.

> **UNKNOWN NEWS REPORTER:** We are here live at the new Cupcake Factory, created by **NEW MARIO**. We have him live at the scene.
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The camera shifts to **NEW MARIO**'s direction.

> **UNKNOWN NEWS REPORTER:** So, how much of it has been a success?
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> **NEW MARIO:** Oh, it's doing very well. No one has tried to break in so far, but let me tell you, those Cheese Lovers sure do love putting up quite a show.
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There is indeed noise coming from the Cheese Lovers. Every time a new Cupcake location opens, the Cheese Lovers immediately protest. They rarely ever do anything to stop the operation, though.

> **UNKNOWN NEWS REPORTER:** Why don't they ever break in or something?
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> **NEW MARIO:** They love peace just as much as Cheese. Although, I do know one small team that may be willing to destroy this factory right now...
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**EVIL GUY** turns off the telly.

> **EVIL GUY:** He's damn right! *Minions!*
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**PICKLE** and **FERNANDO** run into the room.

> **PICKLE:** What's wrong, boss?
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> **EVIL GUY:** **NEW MARIO** has officially opened up his Cupcake Factory. Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
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> **FERNANDO:** Ey, we gonna destroy it!
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> **EVIL GUY:** Damn right!
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> **FERNANDO:** But how do we go about doing it, though?
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> **PICKLE:** Yeah, boss. Last time we fought the trio, we got our butts kicked!
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> **EVIL GUY:** We won't have to do any fighting. We're gonna sneak in and shut it down somehow.
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> **PICKLE:** How?
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> **EVIL GUY:** ...We'll see when we get there. Now, come on! Let's march onward.
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The three start to leave the room.

### **Scene 2: The Operation**

Cut to **EVIL GUY** and his two minions, as they walk toward the Cupcake Factory, a massive building coated in metal and pink frosting.

> **EVIL GUY:** This must be the place.
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> **FERNANDO:** You don't say?
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> **EVIL GUY:** All right, minions, let's find a way to get into-
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**EVIL GUY** steps on a banana, slipping and crashing through the wall with no problem. **NEW MARIO**, **MARIO**, **LUIGI**, and a few **STICKMEN** (the guards).

> **STICKMEN #4:** Holy shit!
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> **LUIGI:** Wow.
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> **NEW MARIO:** Hahahahahaha! Imagine being *this* overweight that you can crash through what I thought would be unbreakable walls!!
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> **EVIL GUY:** Shut up, Cupcake lover! I'm *NOT* overweight!
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> **MARIO:** What are we going to do about that wall?
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> **NEW MARIO:** I'll just draw a new one. Now, before we do that...
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**NEW MARIO** calls a horde of **STICKMEN,** then he runs into his office.

> **PICKLE:** We'll protect you, boss!
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While **EVIL GUY** was slowly getting up, **PICKLE** and **FERNANDO** fought the **STICKMEN**. With his pyrokinetic powers, **PICKLE** was able to wipe out half of the **STICKMEN** easily. But when there was less, there appeared more, as **NEW MARIO** kept drawing them to life. When **EVIL GUY** got up, he ended up body-slamming **LUIGI**.

> **MARIO:** ***LUIGI!!***
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**MARIO** super-punches **EVIL GUY**, forcing him off **LUIGI**. **EVIL GUY** and **FERNANDO** ended up being carried and thrown far away by all the **STICKMEN** from the factory.

> **FERNANDO:** Oof... I knew you should've thought up of a plan beforehand.
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> **EVIL GUY:** I don't need plans! They take too much brain power.
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> **FERNANDO:** ..Wait, where's **PICKLE**?
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Meanwhile, **PICKLE** has found his way to **NEW MARIO**'s office.

> **NEW MARIO:** Just gotta draw this new wall, and...huh?
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**PICKLE**'s eyes searched the room, and then he noticed a big red button. He dashed toward it quickly.

> **NEW MARIO:** ***DON'T YOU PRESS THAT!!***
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**PICKLE** ended up pressing the button before **NEW MARIO** could grab him.

> **AUTOMATED VOICE:** Self-destruction imminent in 10 seconds.
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Beeps are heard to indicate the countdown. As **NEW MARIO** ran out, he tried to trap **PICKLE** in his office, but he ultimately failed. **NEW MARIO** dashed to the nearest exit, while **PICKLE** broke through a window. And then, the whole factory exploded.

### **Scene 3: Not Before I...**

**MARIO**, **LUIGI**, and **NEW MARIO** remained mostly unscathed. Most of the **STICKMEN** were eradicated, though, and **PICKLE** was mildly injured.

> **FERNANDO:** Did you see that?! The whole thing suddenly *exploded!*
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> **EVIL GUY:** Hmm... If **PICKLE** is not here, then he must've caused it somehow! I'll give him a raise for that!
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> **FERNANDO:** Why don't you ever give *me* a raise?
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> **EVIL GUY:** I dunno. Maybe you're just not doing enough.
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> **FERNANDO:** Well...I'll show you someday!
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At **NEW MARIO**'s location...

> **NEW MARIO:** That...*bastard!!!*
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> **MARIO:** Don't worry, new me! We got plenty of wealth left!
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> **LUIGI:** Yeah! We'll build another one in no time!
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> **NEW MARIO:** Forget wealth. Why waste precious money when I can just draw it? ...Wait a minute!
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**NEW MARIO** realized that he left his DrawLife Book in his office before escaping.

> **NEW MARIO:** Gah... Shit! That was my only copy, and I got it by pure luck!
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> **MARIO:** Guess we'll have to spend money, then.
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**NEW MARIO** looks in the direction of **EVIL GUY** and **FERNANDO**, who is walking toward the direction of the ruins to search for **PICKLE**.

> **NEW MARIO:** Not before I get rid of these idiots first. They've already caused too much.
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> **PICKLE:** Eugh...
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**NEW MARIO** notices **PICKLE**, and captures him. He stuffs **PICKLE** inside a big bag, and ran away as fast as he could.

> **LUIGI:** Wait!
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> **MARIO:** ***New me, where are you going?***
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> **FERNANDO:** Oh, no!!
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> **EVIL GUY:** He took **PICKLE**!!
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> **FERNANDO:** Where is he even going?
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> **LUIGI:** He ran without telling us! I hate when allies do this...
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> **MARIO:** How about we follow him?
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> **EVIL GUY:** Alright, but you're going to have to carry me somehow.
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> **MARIO:** No, not you! And I don't even know if that's possible! Come on, **LUIGI**! Let's leave these wieners!
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**MARIO** and **LUIGI** ran out to the field as fast as they could, and they could barely see **NEW MARIO** in the distance.

> **EVIL GUY:** ..Well, we lost **PICKLE**, but at least we blew up the factory. **FERNANDO**, let's teleport to the tower, celebrate for a bit, and figure out how to save **PICKLE**.
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> **FERNANDO:** Right.
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**FERNANDO** teleports **EVIL GUY** and himself to Evil Guy Tower. The screen fades to black, and the words "To be continued..." appear on the screen.

## Trivia

* Another tiny moron that absolutely no one care about has never shown his face on TV.
* DrawLife Books used to be much more common, but just like Garlic, everyone had to burn a copy.
* New Mario can be pretty secretive to everyone regarding his plans.