Toaster War

The great toaster war, fought with 2 sides.

Meta-Wah, Suave Demise, Ibraheem-Ahmed, warriors fighting to end the Toasters, and Wilson, King of Toasters, fighting to help his people, until he just became a power-hungry warlord.

It all began when Jinkhs made a spelling mistake in the sentence "Glory to Master Kohga". Nobody thought it would escalate that much.

After writing "Glory toaster Kohga" by mistake, Jinkhs decided that he would atone for his sins by creating a new invention: *Toaster Kohga*.

Observr decided to capitalize on this by "yahayoink"ing it for his own use, creating the explosive *Bombrok Toaster*.

Then-2nd-in-command of the Yahaharmy, Meta-Wah decided to improve on its design by giving it more distinction.

The Observr then decided to give them legs.

One day, Observr decided to sic a few of them on Meta, because at this point Meta had left the Yahaharmy. Instead, Meta manipulated the toasters with scritches and headpats, reprogramming them to be sentient and to kick Observr in the shins.

The now sentient toaster people were originally just that, toaster people. they were a tad mischievious but they were not malicious. However, after Observr (add link when page created) lost a shard of his mask, which somehow a bombrok toaster managed to get a hold of, the toaster gained the malicious life-force of Observr and henceforth making the toasters evil. Observr didn't really keep an eye on them, and they reproduced very fast. According to Observr, he was drunk one day and plugged two toasters into each other, causing them to reproduce.

Tensions began rising, and Observr began planting toaster nests in Meta-Wah's lab. Meta-Wah decided he had enough, and finally created the Yiga Oven, a machine built for killing toasters. They countered the toaster's strategy of teleporting away and leaving bombs behind by being able to inhale those very same bombs and turn them into sticky bombs, which were launched out the top compartment at toasters. He used this to rid his lab of the toaster "pests". He then decided to create more of them to help defend against other yiga who had been attacked by toasters including: bo-gloom shopkeeper,suave,demise,((insert more people after the comma))

At this point, the toasters had created a sort of functioning society. The toasters and their ruler before Wilson did not take kind to the ovens, and began crucifixions in protest, when they're protesters were killed, they got angry. This caused meta to create more toaster eradication machines. The newly made Yiga Fridge rolled out alongside the Ovens to destroy any toaster nests on land.

This is where the bo-gloom shopkeeper and suave demise or Tenebris-omnipotenti get involved as both they're shops were attacked by toasters leading to them attacking the toaster hideout in space. When they found Wilson the toaster king they initially overpowered him however using his ((I forgot the name of the tranformation so I'll insert it later)) transformation he beat both of them.

After this tenebris-omnipitent decided to leave the war leaving only ibraheem Ahmed as the fighter at that time. The only hope at that time was for ibraheem Ahmed going into the vov or voids void to look for the sword of the void a sword that allowed it's master to control all creatures of the void including the hyper powerful demon link.

However before leaving for the journey to the voids void he saw that jinkhs had a toaster pet that was following him so he went to kill it however the pet was revealed to be the toaster king who took over jinkhs body turning him into a vessel.

The toaster king did not hesitate to create new toaster troops with his newfound toaster power. The toasters began to surgically remove arms from fallen ovens, allowing them to hold weapons like the ovens could. They then also created gigantic toaster colonies, consisting of many smaller toasters coordinating with one another to become one gigantic unit.

Then Meta-Wah created K.I.T.C.H.E.N (Add link when page created), a massive robot created from household appliacnes easily capable of destroying toaster colonies, the ruler of the toasters, Wilson, had to do something, so he invented a giant mech for him to pilot, T.O.A.S.T.E.R, a giant mech made to counter K.I.T.C.H.E.N (Add link when page created).

T.O.A.S.T.E.R and K.I.T.C.H.E.N (Add link when page created) were duking it out, in a seemingly non-existant battle, when Meta-Wah managed to sneak into the T.O.A.S.T.E.R cockpit, loaded his glock, and BAM.

Wilson, had fallen, finally, after roughly 4 days of war, it was over, and peace was temporarily restored until someone did some stupid shit again. The rest of the toasters were killed, and it was all over, now we just hope Jinkhs doesn't do some more stupid shit and cause another pandemic- and he's already created a new material that slowly consumes everything around it accidentally, for more information check out CUCCoOs.