OmniVerse timeline

## Before Chris't

999999999999 BC - The beginning of all time. The only known living beings are the Stones.

999999999997 BC - The Oracles are created.

999999999996 BC - The Oracles create Time and Space.

999999999981 BC - The Council of Evil is formed.

999999999978 BC - Amogus Prime is created to stop the Council of Evil.

999999999977 BC - Evil-Land is created to send all evil beings to after banishment.

999999999793 BC - Metalkilla is banished.

999999996888 BC - Alectryon is banished.

999999977698 BC - niffirG reteP is banished.

999999977697 BC - The Council of Evil is official disbanded.

999999298765 BC - Mr Smith is born.

999944786926 through 2247839444 BC - Nothing happens.

2111111111 BC - Amogus Prime dies.

999999999 BC - Shaggy and Shaggy (Matthew Lillard) are born and become the new protectors of the OmniVerse.

9999999 BC - TheWhittyCheeze is born.

9999998 BC - The rest of the Yellow People are created,

9998887 BC - Some Yellow People evolve into a very, very, *very* primitive form of Humans.

457689 BC - Some humans differ and start to evolve into primitive Canadians, called "Maple Leaf-ites."

174652 BC - Chuck Norris is born. He, along with the Shaggys protect the Omniverse.

87467 BC - The first ice age happens.

5642 BC - The first ice age stops.

666 BC - Satan is born.

437 BC - Some humans start to settle and form the earliest signs of civilization.

227 BC - The earliest signs of monarchy are formed.

142 BC - Quandale Dingle creates the United States before stepping down from the throne.

139 BC - Donald Trump is inaugurated into office.

124 BC - Donald Trump is assasinated by Hans Moleman.

122 BC - The vice president, Noah steps up as president.

115 BC - Hans Moleman is convicted and sentenced to live in prison.

109 BC - Noah steps down from office.

107 BC - Joe Biden goes into office.

98 BC - Hee-Yar-Town is founded by Dwayne Johnson, and he self-appoints himself as mini-king.

97 BC - Dwayne Johnson re-self-appoints himself as the mayor.

94 BC - Hans Moleman escapes prison.

85 BC - Joe Biden is assassinated by Hans.

84 BC- Noah serves his second term as president.

76 BC - JFK becomes the new vice president.

75 BC - JFK saves Noah from assassination, assassinating himself in the process.

74 BC - TheWhittyCheeze becomes new vice president.

69 BC - Nothing happens as everyone is too preoccupied with saying "nice".

67 BC - The Humans have reached a stopping point in their evolution.

62 BC - Morshu creates England.

59 BC - The Council of Evil is re-branded as the Association for Really Naughty Fellas, and Hans Moleman becomes the new leader.

57 BC - Noah steps down from office and TheWhittyCheeze becomes president.

53 BC - The final member of the Oracles dies.

50 BC - Dwayne Johnson retires as mayor and Susan Shelbourne becomes the new mayor.

49 BC - TheWhittyCheeze steps down from office.

45 BC - Blaineley becomes the first female president.

44 BC - Blaineley is accidentally assassinated by the new vice president, Among Us.

42 BC - Among Us becomes the new president.

35 BC - Wannabe skyrockets to the top of the charts within seconds of its release.

30 BC - Shaggy (Matthew Lillard)'s true form is revealed, almost destroying the OmniVerse and everyone in it.

29 BC - Shaggy (Matthew Lillard) was banished to Evil-Land for his actions.

25 BC - Skeleton Jim becomes the most famous person ever.

23 BC - Skeleton Jim becomes the least famous person ever after posting an insensitive tweet on Twitter.

20 BC - Hee-Yar-Town is renamed to "HereTown."

18 BC - Canada is officially a country.

17 BC - Canada is reduced to a pseudo-country, such as England.

15 BC - King Hippo becomes the best boxer in the world, with a record of 999-0 (999 KOs).

14 BC - Super Macho Man becomes the new best boxer in the world, with a record of 1000-1 (1000 KOs).

9 BC - Hans Moleman is convicted once again, and put into the world's most secure prison.

7 BC - Among Us is murdered by Amogus, and Tyler is selected in a raffle becomes the new president.

6 BC - Tyler resigns.

5 BC - Ronald McDonald is selected through a random name picker to become the next president.

4 BC - The second ice age starts.

3 BC - The second ice age ends.

2 BC - Society is decimated by the second ice age.

1 BC - Shaggy (Matthew Lillard) is sacrificed and his soul becomes an unearthly spirit.

0 BC - The unearthly spirit transforms into Jaysus Chris't.

## During Chris't

0 DC - Jaysus Chris't becomes the new president.

1 DC - Justin is appointed as the new protector of the OmniVerse.

2 DC - Glass Joe becomes the new best boxer in the world, with a record of 9,999,999-0 (9,999,999 KOs).

3 DC - Glass Joe is banished to Evil-Land after it was revealed that he cheated, and his actual record was 1-9,999,999 (1 KOs)

4 DC - Glass Joe becomes the new best boxer in the world, *again,* after it was revealed his only win was against Super Macho Man, the current world boxing champion.

5 DC - We Built Gwen's Face becomes the new hit song, skyrocketing to the top of the charts within zeptoseconds of its release.

8 DC - Ezekiel becomes a rapper, "Zeke the Ripper", and he releases his first hit album, "Homeschooled 4 Life".

9 DC - Justin, TheWhittyCheeze, and Tyler form the boy band, Boys'll be Boys.

11 DC - Mr Smith dies of a heart attack.

12 DC - Nikocado Avocado stops making mukbangs because he is too busy grieving over the loss of his best friend, Mr Smith,

15 DC - Gerry and Pete become the best tennis players in the world.

20 DC - Bob Belcher opens his restaurant, Bob's Burgers.

27 DC - Zeke the Ripper releases his second album, "E-Z-K-L".

29 DC - Cubeman becomes the new most famous person ever.

32 DC - Barebone John becomes Skeleton Jim's archnemesis.

38 DC - Zeke the Ripper releases his third album, "I Get All the B-Words (B Stands For Babe)"

40 DC - Boys'll Be Boys hosts one last concert before disbanding.

44 DC - Chuck Norris sacrifices himself to make more gravity for Earth, because it is being weighed down by Fatticus.

45 DC - Fatticus dies of cardiac arrest.

49 DC - Zeke the Ripper releases two new albums, "Straight Outta the Farm", and "I Garden With a Hoe"

52 DC - Spooderman becomes a superhero.

53 DC - Spooderman becomes a supervillain instead and he joins the A.F.R.N.F.

55 DC - Zeke the Ripper releases his final album, "Don't Y For Me, I'm Already Zed".

57 DC - Neigh Pony becomes the prime minister of Canada.

60 DC - The first holiday is created, Chris't'Mas.

64 DC - Neigh Pony becomes evil.

69 DC - Nothing happens as everyone is too preoccupied with saying "nice".

74 DC - The second holiday is created, Giving Thanks Day.

79 DC - Noah creates the military, as a backup in case shaggy dies.

80 DC - Shaggy dies, and the military becomes the OmniVerse's main source of protection.

81 DC - Shaggy's death was greatly exaggerated, and apparently he didn't die.

87 DC - The third holiday is created, Spooky Day.

90 DC - Tyler gets into a boxing match with Glass Joe. Tyler loses.

92 DC - Tyler becomes the worst boxer in the world, with a record of 2-9,999,999,999,999 (0 KOs.)

95 DC - Bingus is born.

96 DC - Bingus accidentally turns off the light switch and the Dark Ages begin.

97 through 125 DC - Nothing happens, because nobody can see.

126 DC - Jaysus remembers he can just turn the lights back on.

128 DC - Nikocado Avocado starts making more mukbangs.

130 DC - Mayor Shelbourne hires TheWhittyCheeze as his assistant.

136 DC - The western half of the United States begins nuclear warfare with the eastern half of the United States.

137 DC - The Great State War officially begins. The military is sent off to fight in the war

140 DC - The Midwest is moved to Canada temporarily, as it is right in the middle of the conflict.

141 DC - Minnesota is completely unaffected by the Great State War, and it continues to be unaffected until the end of the war.

143 DC - A giant river is created in place of The Midwest.

146 DC - HereTown, Ohio becomes the military's base and the capital of the east.

147 DC - Hawaii is threatened to be blown up by the King of Nevada, Jon Arbuckle.

155 DC - Satan goes to Mexico and discusses classified information with Taco Man.

158 DC - Among Us is sent to assassinate Jon Arbuckle, but he fails and is sent back home.

162 DC - Mario and Luigi are sent from Italy to help The East combat The West.

166 DC - Wario and Waluigi are sent from Evil-Land to help The West combat The East.

170 DC - Justin unleashes 100% of his power and he blows up Washington, Oregon, and Idaho.

175 DC - Washington, Oregon, and Idaho become the Northwestern Badlands.

179 DC - Montana and Wyoming are blown up and they become part of the Badlands as well.

180 DC - Jack-In-The-Box Zombie is sent to blow up the remaining western states. He screws up and instead blows up Florida.

181 DC - Florida becomes the Floridian Badlands.

185 DC - Zeke the Ripper attempts to stop the war by rapping.

188 DC - Hans Moleman is brought out of prison to fight against The West.

191 DC - Satan and Taco Man team up with Neigh Pony to discuss more classified information.

195 DC - Shaggy unleashes 0.0000001% of his power and he blows up the remaining western states.

200 DC - Satan uses 0.000000000000000001% of his power to return The West back to its pre-war condition.

201 through 210 DC - The war rages on.

212 DC - Canada and Mexico's plans are revealed. They have built a giant machine to smash together both sides of the U.S.

213 DC - England hears about Canada and Mexico's plans.

214 DC - England moves itself on top of the Midwestern River.

215 DC - England officially becomes part of the U.S.

216 DC - Canada and Mexico stop trying to smash the states together. Instead they start to send in their troops to fight in the war.

220 DC - Jaysus is evacuated to a secret military bunker to be safe.

225 DC - Hans Moleman dies in combat.

230 DC - The Midwest unleashes its own secret weapon.

233 DC - The secret weapon manages to end to the war, however it ends up nuking the entire planet leaving no signs of life.

234 DC - Earth is dead.

235 DC - Apparently everyone actually went to the English Caverns, a secret underground society underneath England.

237 through 554 DC - Everyone lives peacefully underground.

555 DC - Homer Simpson becomes the first person to go to the surface in over 322 years.

556 DC - Homer creates Homertopia, the first post-war city.

558 DC - Several people go to live in Homertopia.

560 DC - A human becomes mutated into a hideous monster.

570 DC - Nobody likes Ezekiel's rapping anymore, so he goes to live in the mountains away from everyone else.

575 DC - Lyter severely injures Tyler, and Tyler can't move.

580 DC - Tyler gets a new body and he becomes real.

583 DC - Ezekiel returns to society, except now he's a mutant.

587 DC - Kevin and Billy traverse to Homertopia and they become the new zombie priests.

590 DC - Ezekiel is banished from society.

592 DC - Ezekiel returns to the ruins of HereTown and he becomes the new mayor.

595 DC - Several people return back to HereTown and they rebuild it.

597 DC - Ezekiel opens up a McDonald's in HereTown.

600 DC - People begin to scatter across the U.S. and they make cities of their own.

601 through 650 DC - Everyone lives happily in their cities.

655 DC - A new rapper arrives in HereTown.

656 DC - Ezekiel and Etemon begin the Rhythm and Poetry War, AKA the Rap War.

657 through 662 DC - Ezekiel and Etemon rap against each other.

665 DC - Ezekiel and Etemon take a break from rapping.

666 DC - Satan creates his own holiday, Super Satan Day.

667 DC - Ezekiel and Etemon start rapping again.

668 through 675 DC - Ezekiel and Etemon continue rapping.

680 DC - Ezekiel defeats Etemon in the rap battle. Etemon retreats to the mountains.

682 DC - Funky Kong goes to the Floridian Badlands and recolonizes it.

685 DC - Funky Kong opens an amusement park and calls it Badlands Land.

688 DC - A kid dies at the amusement park.

689 DC - The amusement park closes.

690 DC through 1253 AC - It is the most peaceful time in the OmniVerse's timeline.

1255 DC - Etemon returns as MetalEtemon.

1257 DC - Ezekiel and MetalEtemon begin the Second Rhythm and Poetry War.

1259 DC - The Great Soda Pop Famine begins. All soda is gone from Earth.

1263 DC - Everyone is dehydrated. Justin sets out on a quest to find Jaysus.

1264 - 1452 DC - Justin continues the search for Jaysus.

1453 DC - MetalEtemon is brutally mutilated by Ezekiel in a fight, Ending the Second Rap War.

1460 DC - Justin finally finds Jaysus.

1465 DC - Jaysus returns to society.

1466 DC - Jaysus sacrifices himself to make more soda pop, ending his term as president, and the Great Soda Pop Famine.

## After Chris't

1467 AC - A memorial is created in Jaysus' honor.

1468 AC - Justin becomes the new president.

1469 AC - Ezekiel becomes the new vice president.

1473 AC - HereTown becomes abandoned again.

1476 AC - Dookyville, Rhode Island becomes the new U.S. capital.

1480 AC - Luigi becomes the mayor of Dookyville.

1483 AC - Shaggy takes a hiatus from protecting the OmniVerse.

1487 AC - The Midwest is now officially a part of Canada.

1488 AC - Gerry and Pete set off to find other continents.

1489 through 1491 AC - Everyone waits in anticipation for Gerry and Pete to return.

1492 AC - Gerry and Pete discover a new continent. They name it Place That Isn't the United States, Canada, Mexico, or England, or P.T.I.U.S.C.M.E.

1496 AC - Gerry and Pete return to the United States.

1500 AC - Several hundreds of people go and move to P.T.I.U.S.C.M.E.

1500 through 1900 AC - Everyone lives in peace.

1901 AC - The Car is invented.

1902 to 1910 AC - Everyone still lives in peace.

1911 AC - A giant ship is being built and is expected to be finished in 1912.

1912 AC - The Titenic sets sail on its maiden voyage, but it hits an iceberg and sinks. 100,000,000 people die.

1913 AC - A memorial is created in honor of the Titenic, and the many lives that were lost.

1915 AC - A teenager named Ripper sets off to create his own kingdom.

1917 AC - Ripper finds an entire continent that no one else has ever set foot on. He aptly names the continent, Ripper World.

1920 AC - Word reaches the USA that there is a new continent. Several thousands of people set off to explore it.

1922 AC - George Washington is born.

1923 AC - The first syzygy happens and everyone is amazed.

1924 AC - The world's top leading scientist discovers there are nine other celestial bodies near the Earth.

1925 AC - Construction begins on a rocket, which will be used to travel to a large grey sphere very near Earth.

1926 AC - The "large grey sphere near the Earth" is renamed to "The Moon."

1930 AC - The construction of the rocket is finished, and one man is sent to explore it.

1931 AC - The man is stranded on The Moon after having run out of rocket fuel.

1932 AC - The scientist is arrested after the man gets stranded on The Moon.

1935 AC - An alien life form is discovered in West Chestnut, an small, backwater podunk town in rural Kentucky.

1936 AC - The alien is revealed to be Invader Zim, an Irken invader from the Planet Irk, sent to conquer Earth.

1937 AC - Zim is banished to Sun City for trying to conquer Earth.

1940 AC - A very rare creature is caught on camera in northern Ripper World for the first ever time.

1941 AC - The elusive creature is revealed to be the Fish-Man.

1942 AC - The Guardian of the Woods is discovered in eastern Ripper World.

1943 AC - The Guardian of the Woods becomes the King of the eastern half of Ripper World.

1947 AC - Zim returns to Earth.

1950 AC - Zim beats the snot out of Justin, putting Justin in a coma, and Zim becomes the new president.

1951 AC - Zim turns the USA into a cruel dictatorship.

1952-1955 AC - Americans secretly immigrate to other countries.

1957 AC - Zim realizes people are immigrating away, so he resigns from presidency.

1958 AC - George Washington becomes the new president.

1960 AC - Dan Avidan and Arin Hanson become the kings of southern Ripper World.

1961 AC - The rest of the planets are named. The Sun, Richard Stevey, Deborah Stevey, Earth, Dilbert, Big Big Boy World, Rings, Blue I, Blue II, and Ponk-Donk.

1963 AC - Dan and Arin build a rocket and travel to Big Big Boy World.

1965 AC - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is banished to Ponk-Donk after inventing the Gun-inator.

1966 AC - The Gun-inator is taken by the government to be studied.

1968 AC - Dan and Arin return from Big Big Boy World.

1970 AC - Another alien comes to Earth, this time from Blue II.

1971 AC - The alien is proved to be non-hostile and he identifies himself as "Abraham Lincoln."

1972 AC - Thousands of other celestial bodies are discovered, thanks to the help of Abraham Lincoln.

1975 AC - Robotic aliens from Richard Stevey come to Earth.

1976 AC - The robotic aliens leave.

1980 AC - The Guardian of the Woods becomes leader of central Ripper World.

1983 AC - Ripper colonizes another, smaller landmass, and he names it Ripper World Two.

1985 AC - While exploring Ripper World Two, Ripper discovers a creature known as the Gladiataur.

1987 AC - The Gladiataur migrates to eastern Ripper World.

1988 AC - The Guardian of the Woods and Gladiataur begin fighting each other for control of eastern and central Ripper World.

1990 AC - Gladiataur successfully gains control of central Ripper World.

1991 AC - A new species is discovered in Ripper World Two, the Mammott.

1995 AC - Gladiataur conspires to seize control of Ripper World.

1996 AC - Dan and Arin leave Earth and begin to colonize Big Big Boy World.

1998 AC - Gladiataur easily takes over southern Ripper World.

1999 AC - George Washington is assassinated by Abraham Lincoln.

2000 AC - Abraham Lincoln becomes the next president and begins the First World War.

2001 AC - Abraham Lincoln attempts to take over Canada.

2002 AC - Gladiataur begins to conquer northern Ripper World.

2003 AC - The Guardian of the Woods begins to combat Gladiataur again.

2005 AC - Ripper decides to join Gladiatuar in the conquering.

2007 AC - The people of P.T.I.U.S.C.M.E. are sent to battle Ripper and Gladiataur.

2008 AC - The people of England help Canada fight against Abraham Lincoln.

2009-2015 AC - The war rages on.

2016 AC - Ripper is killed by the Guardian of the Woods and the Guardian successfully gains control of western Ripper World.

2017 AC - Gladiataur is beginning to lose the war.

2018 AC - Gladiataur is successfully defeated in battle and the Guardian of the Woods gains control of Ripper World, now called the Eastern Continent.

2019 AC - Abraham Lincoln is assassinated and Justin awakens from his coma. Justin becomes president once more.

2020 AC - The First World War is officially over.