Steve Harvey

## Broderick Steven Harvey

* Normal
* Smokin' Harvey
* Worst Noises
* New Years Harvey
* Comic-Book Villain

### Relatives

* Stevey Harvonomore
* Heve Starvey

## Physical description

### Eye color

Unknown

**Broderick S. Harvey** is a comedian and host of everyone's favorite late-night game show, Family Feud. The man has been hosting this show for years now, and will never stop so along as there are families on this planet willing to participate. Besides from that venture, Steve Harvey spend his time hanging with his buddy Dr. Phil, or polishing his special sword. More about that later. Steve can act more erratic than Phil, but he's still relatively down-to-earth.

## Life

Although Steve Harvey appears to be only a mere 60-year old man, he has existed throughout the multiverse for much longer than it may seem. This is because, the original Steve Harvey, known as Edtgur (pronounced Et-gurr) was eventually reborn into the Steve Harvey that we are all familiar with. He was sealed within a gigantic spotted egg, that was launched into the multiverse, floating around for thousands of years. Coincidentally, the egg eventually made its way into the amazing Shermniverse, finally reaching Earth, crash landing and destroying an entire 8th Continent. Though you might be wondering, why exactly was Steve Harvey reborn in the first place? Well, in an Unknown-Alternate-Universe or "U.A.U", Steve Harvey the First, was a great warrior and a masterful chemist. He created cures for over 12 diseases, and even developed a concoction that somewhat lessened the effects of a rare kind of cancer. The ingredients used were kept secret, as he didn't want evil people to create harmful potions for their own heinous deeds. As previously stated, the original Harvey was a warrior - a swordsman to be specific, in which he wielded the powerful Blakonian Blade capable of cutting solid steel if it were used masterfully. He also used his bald head in order to blind bad guys before he beat them up. Steve Harvey thought it was a pretty epic power, but his head baldness eventually became too much. He didn't want to just blind everyone on the planet. Plus, he was getting old, and figured that he would no longer be able to serve the world someday anyways. He told scientists to seal him inside of a giant egg, to protect the planet, and to let a new warrior shine in the spotlight. The egg Steve Harvey was born in was massive, made from titanium steel and big eggshell pieces glued together with super-durable Moon Juice. The egg weighed over 632 pounds, and it was placed in a rocket that flied up to outside of the universe. The rocket then blasted the egg out of it, in which it ended up floating through the empty, cold, and lonely void of the Multiverse's outer shell until it landed into the Universe we all know and love. Steve Harvey's rebirth egg was found on March 23rd, 1205. The Humans, at the area, which were a sub-species known as Dr. Philers, found this egg in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean under the rubble of the 8th continent. They used machinery, that was very advanced at the time, to get it. It was put in a special machine to incubate, until on January 17th, 1957, the egg hatched making the Steve Harvey that we know today.

As briefly mentioned before, Steve Harvey is the host of multiple shows including the game-show Family Feud, Little Big Shots, Judge Steve Harvey, and the daytime talk-show, the Steve Harvey Show. Coming in early 2022, Steve Harvey's newest show, Steve's Butt Juggling competition will be set to air. Harvey has also released a book, "How I and Dr. Phil created our own universe." You can buy it right now for the small price of $13 Billion and 48 Super Long Mega Supreme Super Spicy Ballsack Sausages. Speaking of creating a Universe, Steve Harvey did, in fact, collaborate with Dr. Phil to create their very own universe. People won't be allowed to access it until the year 3002, however. Phil Swift was originally going to help to build this universe, but former U.S.A president, Donald J. Trump, said that he wouldn't allow it. The universe itself is still under construction at the moment, and it should be finished around the year 2088. Around July 2018, it had a single planet finished, but no life yet. Now, there's another planet and the first one has a living ballsack on it. Progress is going slow due to delays and the duo just feeling tired, so the opening of the universe may be delayed a couple trillion years.

Back in 2010, Steve Harvey had spent over $32,000,000,000,000,000 on a trip throughout the multiverse. He traveled to 7 different universes, causing his trip to last roughly 5 years. Steve Harvey even ended up gaining 784 new wives because of this trip, something Steve did not tell his Earth wife. Steve has even gone as far as to have a child, though he told that specific galaxy wife (and by extension, galaxy mother), that he's going to return after he gets some milk from the store. Steve Harvey is now working with the government to remove all traces of that galaxy's existence.

On April 9th, 2014, Steve Harvey was awarded the International Poopers Award. This award is only given to people who are the absolute best poopers on the entire planet. Becoming one of the best poopers is a very difficult task, top scientists claim that you only have a 0.0000005% chance of pooping so good, that you're considered a 'top-tier pooper.'

## Friends, Family, and Enemies

Steve Harvey is married to Marjorie bridges-woods. "I don't specifically remember why I married her. So I don't know," said Steve, at the 2008 Yearly Poop Festival, "But at least I found a second one to cheat on her with." Steve Harvey and Dr. Phil are only the extra most bestest of friends. They meet up at the same place every 2nd Wednesday, every 2 months. Sometimes when they're feeling really good, they'll meet up twice in a single month, but the chance of you winning the lightning and then getting struck by lottery has a higher chance of happening. The exact place that they go to is currently unknown, but it will be revealed in the year 9900 if human life still exists. Steve Harvey is also friends with Robotic Harveytron, a Steve Harvey robotic clone created in 2002, programmed to destroy the Poop galaxy in the year 2350. Nobody knows if this galaxy even existed, or where this robotic clone is even still located. Steve Harvey also has an adoptive son, Math Kid. He first appeared on Steve, a show. Math Kid since his first appearance has gone to appear on the adult edition of Master Chef, before being tragically killed in the crossfire of hairy hemorrhoids, from angry Indonesian Ballsack Lickers.

Steve Harvey's family is abnormally large, and it consists of nearly 45,394 people. How this is even possible, we cannot confirm, but it is assumed that 39,393 of them aren't real, and are simply figments of imagination. Another theory is that these family members are so complex that the normal human mind is unable to handle it. Steve Harvey's uncle, Stevey Harvonomore, has constantly talked about how Harvey likes to poop. Steve Harvey denies the claims, but deep down, we all know the truth.

Steve Harvey is known to have various enemies. One is the former president of the USA, Donald J. Trump. Ever since Trump called Steve Harvey fat in kindergarten, Harvey swore to get his revenge. Currently, Steve has put this aside and Melania Trump is now cheating on her husband. Another one of Steve's enemies is a race of aliens called the Ballsackians. As also illustrated in the story mode of Super Mega Fighters, Steve Harvey's Harvey-Mobile was destroyed in an attempt to stop the aliens from turning the moon into their own personal base. Disgusting.

## Quotes

* Harvey's bed-ridden exclamations.
* Steve upon finding out that Subway discontinued Oat Honey bread.

## Notes & Trivia

* Some people like to theorize that Steve Harvey is simply just Dr. Phil's black cousin. I can confirm, that without a shadow of a doubt, that this is not true. I know, I know, you probably wish it was though.
* Harvey's favorite movie is "Uncle P." He will kill you with a rotten banana, and a ripped glove if you try to open his sealed mint-condition copy of it though.
* Harvey has made contact with the Skemptastical Twon Twons. This is all I'm legally allowed to say.