A Foxian Tale of the Haunted/Ghostly Grove

Event**Ghostly Grove**ExorcismicsExorcismal ChronicleStoryGallery

## #GhostSighting

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui's catching your positive vibes! I'll be looking around while waiting for news from you guys!
 **Indomitable FireDragon:** I guess they exterminated too many of this type, and so the big bad showed up
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** Little Gui, are you alright? You have to be alright!
 **Cosmic Cutiepie:** Does anyone need a protection amulet? How about you ghost-hunters?
 **TileGamer4ever:** Aeons, even the ghost-hunting squad is having issues! Just how powerful are these ghosts!

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'll get to the bottom of this!
 **StellalmondCracker:** Maybe it might actually be a possession. Have you heard? Lots of alchemists from the Alchemy Commission have mysteriously gone missing
 **RealName\_Online:** Explain?
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** Something is definitely wrong
 **User\_5318008:** Hm. I heard the Alchemy Commission wasn't all that clean. This Cloud Knights might've been unalived.

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Alright, let's go have a look
 **AllRiversFlowSeaward:** You yourself mentioned master diviner already. A certain "undisclosed" commission? LMAO.
 **NoGoodUsername:** Isn't the Divination Commission responsible for capturing ghosts?
 **VidyadharaOnline:** That's the Ten-Lords Commission's jurisdiction! Wait, what ghosts?
 **User\_5318008:** If everyone's affected but you, then chances are they're probably normal and you're the one affected

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Let me investigate what's going on with this!
 **No.886:** One of the healers from the Alchemy Commission had Lady Bailu cornered, but then she disappeared into thin air...
 **UltimateSwordmaster123:** That happened to me too. She just disappeared. Magic?
 **Clear~Flow~:** Do you Alchemy Commission people always have to catch the Dragon Lady?
 **DrinkMoreWater:** Just own it if you can't catch her. Stop making excuses

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** @Say~Cheese~ The best person for the job is already on the way
 **Boycott\_IPC\_NOW!:** It must be the IPC. Those punks have always had sinister designs to ruin the Xianzhou tourism industry!
 **haters dni:** Sounds like a skill issue to me, I can teach you tho
 **StellalmondCracker:** It's a haunting alright!
 **XianzhouTravelAgency#10:** All your troubles will go away if you pay some basic respects at a temple. For discount coupons, please hit this [Link]

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** @ruthless\_DivinationMachine We'll be there, keep in touch
 **MrTail's Sidekick:** An undisclosed commission, huh? Sounds like the Divination Commission again
 **SoCuteItFlies:** We got a brave one here, guys. Tryna start a business venture in this economy? Lol
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** What does this have to do with ghost-sightings? Mods? You guys gonna do something? Are we just letting any random low effort posts be shared here?
 **MidnightMirror:** Sometimes I also think I may house multiple personas inside me!

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** @A-Yue\_StraightAs Plz read your DM~
 **Account\_Deleted:** Don't worry, it's just some evil spirit taking lives
 **DitingTail$Luver:** Don't worry, you still have three days to live. Better think hard about what you want to eat tomorrow.
 **VidyadharaOnline:** ??? Is there a recording? I'm curious what a ghost sounds like
 **A-Yue\_StraightAs:** Hang on, I added a recording link. It's not complete. I only recorded a section [Link]
 **StarskiffHaven't:** Don't share this in public! I'm a minor! I'd be having nightmares tonight...

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Let's talk about the haunted house in private
 **NutriTreasures Miracle Cure:** I think I've heard about some short-life species folks running into trouble at the Alchemy Commission... Even moving out didn't do anything
 **VidyadharaOnline:** The Alchemy Commission? Surely not
 **SnowingOvercoat:** This is pretty scary
 **Cosmic Cutiepie:** You shouldn't sell the house, then. Don't harm others

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Never fear, the ghost-hunting squad is here!
 **NoGoodUsername:** You don't say, there's a haunting near my house too, but at least it's not too noisy... I have no trouble sleeping.
 **Xianzhou RichGuy:** Don't stay in this house, the place is cursed. Sell it to me at 50 strales.
 **Hiding In Plain Sight:** The person above me is a con artist
 **MrTail's Sidekick:** Could it be the child next door crying?

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I will take a look for myself!
 **User\_5318008:** Stop being melodramatic. Maybe he didn't die in the war and simply got transferred back
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** What're you doing by staring at others in the dead of night
 **FRigid\_Raven:** Is it another one of those ghostly capers?
 **ShangshangOfficial:** I feel like I've read something similar before... It was the bank teller or something

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Manifest... Where in the Stargazer Navalia? I'll go help you find it
 **ShangshangOfficial:** Manifest! Starskiff Haven!
 **UltimateSwordmaster123:** Manifest! Seat of Divine Foresight!
 **FRigid\_Raven:** Manifest! Shackling Prison!
 **RealName\_Online:** Manifest! Alchemy Commission!
 **VidyadharaOnline:** Manifest! Scalegorge Waterscape!

 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Never fear! Little Gui is here to take the assignment!
 **FRigid\_Raven:** The strales she promised might even be coins forged from souls.
 **MostHandsome@AurumAlley:** It just goes to show that these guys were no more than amateurs... That's not how chess should be played
 **LilGui's No.1 Simp:** If you're so good, why don't you take a shot?
 **Forage Requisitioner:** You even hear yourself? Winning gets nothing but defeat means turning into a zombie. Why would anyone take this risk?

 **GuiguiSpicySourJuice:** AAAAHHHHH I WANNA GO I WANNA GO!
 **GuiguiSpicySourJuice:** I can't believe I got a pre-registration spot! I'm so proud of myself! No one has faster hand speed than me!
 **Name Is Unimportant:** Let me test the jade abacus' speed...
 **TranquilTravels:** Little Naifen, Big Sis here is so glad to see you at the Luofu. You must be an adorable and sweet girl. Each time you appear on stream, I think you've got the most radiant smile, just like my daughter. I'll bring her along to meet you when I get the chance.
 **none for you:** Mom, why are you in Little Gui's comments?
 **none for you:** Wait, when did you start watching Little Gui? Why didn't I know of this?
 **Play This at My Funeral:** ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
 **babygirl guigui:** @LilGuiGuinevere Is there gonna be an announcement for the 1 million subs video? I'm dying over here. Can you let us know just a few keywords, please?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Haha, I'm working on it. Don't worry
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Spoiler alert: The gray-haired (big brother/big sister) you all love will be appearing
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Better to keep it a surprise. All I have to say is that there are a lot of people in the vid
 **Bedroom\_Without\_Bed:** I know right? She's lazy now that she's a big name streamer!
 **Reply\_Guy:** Quickquickquickquickquickquick

 **RealName\_Online:** Front row seat!!!
 **Sweet Tail Of Mine:** Sounds legit. I was suspicious of why it was so abandoned there...
 **guinaifen fangirl era:** Same same. Yeah most deliveries are made by ingenia now, but it's still really creepy without a human presence...
 **White Cloak Sage:** Little Gui, I wanna see this!
 **professional prankster:** ^
 **Chicken\_Dinner:** ^^
 **Always By Your Side:** Babe, why're you alone in such a terrifying place? You should bring a gigachad like me who can bench starskiffs — that's much safer @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Thanks everyone, but I've it said before, there's nothing to worry about me. I've got professionals to protect me.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** No need, Cloudford is really safe. I'll contact the Realm-Keeping Commission if anything happens.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I appreciate the concern, but I don't need anything else. It wouldn't be good for innocent bystanders to get hurt.
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** Based on the Sky-Faring Commission's standard specs of this gen's starskiffs... I reckon you couldn't lift squat.
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** This young man's pretty gifted. How about coming to our acrobatic troupe?

 **User\_5318008:** @LilGuiGuinevere Is the stream all special effects? Trying to scare people with this fake spooky stuff... What if you scared the kids? Don't you have any sense of decency?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** It's special effects. I added special effects. Are you gonna believe me if I say that?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** It's all real. It's up to you to believe it
 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** Don't watch if you don't like it. Go watch your kiddie shows
 **|NoStreamingToday|:** I've seen this hater around lots of times. They really have got nothing better to do
 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** Guigui! Why did you become a streamer? I've always been curious about that! Pick me pick me pick me
 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** Guigui! Why did you become a streamer? Will you still be streaming in a couple of years? I've always been curious about that! Pick me pick me pick me
 **Whatever\_I\_Want:** Can you stop spamming? It's super annoying
 **Bygones Be Bygones:** Naifen, uncle here is very proud of you. Seeing you speak the Xianzhou language so eloquently on your stream, you must've practiced hard. I've witnessed your hard work and the amount of effort you put in, and I'm really happy for you
 **SpareMeOLady:** @LilGuiGuinevere I used to love your outdoor streams, especially your live shopping and restaurant visit content. You've been to many places, and I was wondering what do you like best on Xianzhou?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** There are so many! Lemme think...
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Is everyone curious about this question? I'll talk about it in the video then!
 **Naughty\_One\_No\_Chill:** You must be raking it in with your subscriber count, right? Can we take a look at your monthly income?
 **ConsistentUpdater123:** @LilGuiGuinevere Have you not been streaming recently? Will you still do it in future? ...I love putting on your live restaurant visit videos on speaker to help me sleep
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Haha, I don't have any current plans to retire! I wish I were streaming every day!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Good question! I'm gonna respond to that in a video! Just hit me up with any and all questions you have!
 **Starskiff Lover:** Outworlders are only youthful for so long. They can't rely on this job for their entire life
 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** We can crowdfund to help Little Gui keep streaming on Xianzhou!

## #GhostTales

 **ExhaustingSanctum:** A silver medallion, huh? I wonder how much it will sell for? Can I peel it off?
 **Nightshadow123:** You brought us here just for this?
 **TranquilTravels:** Oh, my little Naifen sweetie! Seeing you like this makes me so happy! You're still young, but achieving so much. Your mom and dad must be over the moon, feeling proud and happy for you!
 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui!
 **StarskiffHaven't:** This medallion of yours looks fake. My family runs a jewelry business. Why not send it to my place to have it appraised?
 **Registered\_GhoulNoFan\_HaterProMAX:** You scheming little brat, I can see what shady business you're up to from a mile away
 **User\_5318008:** Ewww, such an ugly medallion. What a loser

 **TileGamer4ever:** Have you scanned it?
 **Swim\_Till\_Water\_Turns\_Blue:** The owner said not to scan it.
 **Indomitable FireDragon:** That's too suspicious!
 **Guinerdfan:** What code? Why dont't I see it?
 **ShangshangOfficial:** The Realm-Keeping Commission is dealing with the ad spam.
 **Swim\_Till\_Water\_Turns\_Blue:** The Realm-Keeping Commission? Am I in trouble?

 **TileGamer4ever:** Anyone got 50 strales for me? Show me the money!
 **FlyingAtMidnight:** We? Who's we? Do you think trying to pay off one mortgage is not enough torment for me?
 **RealName\_Online:** Is this more believable than me being the Emperor of Primeval Imperium?
 **MostHandsome@AurumAlley:** Believe you me, my information is pretty authoritative. Not to brag, my classmate's fourth uncle's godmother's ex-husband worked at none other than the Seat of Divine Foresight.
 **RealName\_Online:** Hi, I'm the Emperor of Primeval Imperium, gimme money.
 **AllRiversFlowSeaward:** If you wanna talk about stuff that has nothing to do with the paranormal, how about you hike it and take your story to the Starwatcher Frontline?
 **Say~Cheese~:** It's not an off-topic post any more, since the Emperor of Primeval Imperium himself has commented just now

 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** [This comment has been deleted by moderator for violating community guidelines]
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** Lol, the shills on Guinaifen's payroll are getting all riled up. She really paid big bucks for you bots to do PR damage control.
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Jr.:** How much is she paying you? Bring me along, let's make money together!
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** You \*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*!!! She's a hard-working street performer trying to make an honest living, and you're here going on about actual social issues? I don't see you trying to change the world.
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** What!? So street performers shouldn't be concerned with worldly affairs? Ever heard the saying, "Xianzhou's concerns are everyone's concerns?" We're all part of this civilization, and everything that happens to it concerns us all, got it?
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** I'm just saying... Could it be that Little Gui is actually an outworlder from another world? ...That precious little girl is not even a Xianzhou native.
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** Hah, now I get it! So this GhoulNoFan must be a foreign agent! I bet behind the scenes there's some greater power at play here. Do I have to address her as Lady Guinaifen in the future...
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** I feel so sorry that Little Gui is being piled on by haters... She doesn't deserve this. She's being dragged through the mud
 **ImmortalInACup:** I too feel that her videos are a little over the top. She's just playing to the crowd.
 **VidyadharaOnline:** Really? I feel that Miss Gui's livestream is very entertaining, her street performance is also excellent. She also treated me to Immortal's Delight... She's a good person.@LilGuiGuinevere
 **Guinaifen\_Gatekeeper:** Our Lil Gui is the best! She is the best friend anyone can have!
 **SpiritEnergy200:** Little Gui is now getting friendzoned as well? LOL
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** The feedback from my fans is very important, and I will sincerely take this into account and improve in the future.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Who do you think you are? Do your words even hold any weight? I'm not listening lalala, stop bothering me.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** There are streamers who care about societal problems and others who do comedy, to each their own!

 **MrTail's Sidekick:** Is it ok to tell me its location?
 **QualityOverQuantity:** I saw it by the road. Apparently Fyxestroll Garden is rampant with them
 **MrTail's Sidekick:** Thank you
 **QualityOverQuantity:** So what exactly was that thing?!
 **FRigid\_Raven:** It doesn't matter, everyone has the right to make friends.
 **QualityOverQuantity:** I thought someone was serious about being my friend, what a letdown

 **Chess Master Fay:** Meeting the spirit of the grave's occupant is so cliche... Our great Xianzhou's paranormal myths have finally jumped the shark.
 **DreamBigly:** I am the grave's occupant, what the OP said is true.
 **Chess Master Fay:** If you're the grave's occupant, then I'll go there and take away your offerings.
 **DreamBigly:** If you take my offerings, then I'll take YOU away.
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** Thanks to the above commenter, I finally remembered that this is supposed to be a website about supernatural stuff

 **AutoReply\_Bot:** I can't wait, is this a new immersia?
 **It's-a-Me, Mousey:** This is based on a true story
 **LiveLaughLove:** I know, I'm also like that... unable to differentiate between what's real and what's not
 **SnowingOvercoat:** What happened in the end?

 **minerBitBro:** Isn't that plagiarism...
 **ArmoredTrotter\_No.2:** Have you ever heard of "paying homage"?
 **23gramOfarts:** Most monsters on Xianzhou are nothing more than alien creatures, what a bore
 **Cultured\_Boxxxr:** Heard some alien remains were digged up in Thalassa a while back... that can be written into an immersia plot.
 **InkyM0M0:** ??? Have you not seen an alien before? Why all the fuss?

 **deck cutting master:** ..."won't be gloating"? Do you even hear yourself?
 **TileGamer4ever:** Is this what they call a humble brag?
 **TranquilTravels:** Oh, my little Naifen sweetie, this gold medallion complements your hair perfectly. I'm so happy to see you doing so well. And please remember to drink hot water and Flaming Potent Tea on time, you'll have much better sleep at night
 **Sweet Tail Of Mine:** Front row, leave your names!!!
 **White Cloak Sage:** Congrats, I'm here to bask in the joy

 **Exalting Sanctum Destiny Master:** Can the Sky-Faring Commission check this place out and see if it's really something spooky...
 **ILuvBeef™:** Is it store no. 8? I've been to 8 through 13, they're all empty, it creeps me out
 **Chicken\_Dinner:** I live at Aurum Alley, and head to the Delicacy Pavilion for food every single day. I did hear of this incident: someone came to look for the pawnshop, but didn't find anything?
 **Sweet Tail Of Mine:** Is this an ad for Delicacy Pavilion? They're ramping up their advertising, eh?
 **MostHandsome@AurumAlley:** This isn't an ad... Speaking of which, Little Gui did a shop-review vid there, it's getting pretty popular
 **Sweet Tail Of Mine:** I'm not a shill for some ad! I did check that place out after I saw Little Gui's video!
 **gone\_are\_the\_days:** Oh I know this one, it's what is called "The hand of Mage"!
 **KissySoundForNextReply:** Then surely us Xianzhou folks' wakespan is worthless.
 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** @LilGuiGuinevere Can Lil Gui do an undercover interview there? It's hard to set up, though.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Thank you for the reminder. My stream doesn't intend to flout any of Xianzhou's laws
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Don't worry about the set up, Little Gui's got skills and will get it done!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** There's not enough info about this pawnshop. Wait till I get inside
 **StellalmondCracker:** Oh, the camera has an auto-mode. It'll be really easy!
 **Sweet Tail Of Mine:** An undercover interview's risky though... What if the platform takes down the stream halfway?

 **ShangshangOfficial:** What happened afterwards?
 **WindyVenti:** So, my dad has been obsessing over this NutriTreasures seminar, and heeded Dr. Kang Tu's call to send lovely messages to his family.
 **ShangshangOfficial:** Why didn't he reply then?
 **WindyVenti:** I believe the seminar was too noisy so he was missing my calls
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** LMAO
 **FlyingAtMidnight:** My mom's the same, suddenly calling me and crying out, "all dead, all dead", and then she stopped talking. She didn't pick up when I called back... I thought she was taken by the mara.
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** ...And?
 **FlyingAtMidnight:** The old lady is just a bit too obsessed with some historical immersia.

 **MrTail's Sidekick:** I've got some idea: is it heliobi?
 **ShangshangOfficial:** Maybe.
 **I AM NOT BALDING:** What is a heliobi? Can you speak in a language I understand?
 **MyNameIsMartha!:** They want a good rating for the ride!? Better take a look and check if your cash is still there.
 **CurlyBeardy:** What's wrong with paying good money for good service?
 **MyNameIsMartha!:** Huh? You're nuts, what if I don't have the money?
 **CurlyBeardy:** Hey bro, give me your jade abacus and I'll pay for your ride.
 **MyNameIsMartha!:** You'll pay? Then what do you want my jade abacus for?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Who knows, maybe your brain was simply resetting and giving the control back to you
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Next time you should think about getting rich before blacking out. That way, you may actually get rich afterwards.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** This experience is easily a surefire 5 stars. Never underrate a good service!

 **Trust\_In\_Light\_Become\_Light:** You're already an idiot who would literally believe anything anyone says. And stop assuming everyone else is as dumb as you!
 **Boycott\_IPC\_NOW!:** This is an IPC conspiracy!! I hear everyone in that company has been given new phones. They can control people's thoughts using synesthesia beacons!
 **NutriTreasures Miracle Cure:** One pill a day keeps the radiation away! For perfect health, make sure it's NutriTreasures, a brand trusted for eons [Link]
 **Indomitable FireDragon:** My mind's going to be remotely piloted by others when I work?! Why didn't you tell me about this awesome deal sooner!
 **NoArtisanNoLife:** Are you dumb? Think you'd still be allowed to post insane takes here if the Artisanship Commission has such tech already?

 **Working4Weekends:** 100k fans! Silver medallion! Let's goooo
 **PlasticTruth:** I'll definitely be at the meet-up, or I'm not a real fan
 **LegHairPrince:** 1 million is a little too many
 **Guinaifen\_Gatekeeper:** @LilGuiGuinevere You're my fan!!! Can I get a digital autograph?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'll give it to you at the meet-up, along with a photograph
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Guinaifen. That's the digital autograph, take it!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** lol, whose fan am I exactly?
 **Immersia\_And\_Chill:** Little Gui has been a pretty good poster so far. But she hasn't streamed for quite a while
 **world's most normal Guinaifen fan:** Please do a stream soon! I NEED it! Without your stream, I feel like Nosewalkers are crawling all over me

 **RealName\_Online:** Welcome welcome!
 **GuinaiFAN\_Truther:** I have been a huge fan of yours since my past life.
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** OMG, it's the real Little Gui! Sending love your way~
 **PlasticTruth:** Your popularity is entirely up to how we feel about you. You got that?
 **GuinaiFAN\_Truther:** @LilGuiGuinevere is already very popular. 100k fans should be easy.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** It'll be easy with everyone's support.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Thank you so much \*Mwah\*, you're too sweet!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** For real? I hope the fan count spikes
 **High-Cloud-Quenelle:** Lemme see how many people are already OG fans even before 50k followers
 **Guinaifen\_Gatekeeper:** Saw Little Gui in person, she was so beautiful!
 **NoGoodUsername:** If @LilGuiGuinevere responds to me, I'll wash my hair upside down
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Do it now. Don't forget to share that experience with us
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I once tried washing my hair upside down, it takes real skill
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Oops, I actually replied to a comment
 **High$Inflation:** Already at 100k fans!
 **Vidyadhara\_Loyalist:** You seem pretty eager to please. Why not host a fan meetup now?
 **JadeAbacus:BecomeLoser:** You following is mostly made up of bots/shills
 **magnetOCloudKnight:** @LilGuiGuinevere Do you have any plans after reaching 100k fans?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Wanna answer fans' questions
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** On it. It's a secret for now
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Not prepared at all~
 **Say~Cheese~:** Ghost-hunting squad! Sweet!
 **GuinaiFAN\_Truther:** Everyone's welcome to join my Guinaifen fan club! DM me for deets~
 **Fantastic4@SkiffHaven:** If you won't do a swimsuit party, how about a concert? You sing whatever we demand
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** Take me now, Little Gui! I'm all yours! (;° ロ°)
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** Let's goooo! Can't wait for Little Gui's meet-up event!
 **LilGui's No.1 Simp:** Little Gui, bark bark woof woof grrrrr awoooahhh...
 **ParasocialStreamChatter:** You're internet famous now
 **Langlang:** I'm Little Gui's older brother, plz follow me too~

 **Hiding In Plain Sight:** I've heard that the Ten-Lords Commission has some special suppression melody that can hinder the movement of demonic entities via a particular wavelength.
 **ImmortalInACup:** Whatever you say, using a song to suppress monsters is just bizarre...
 **SnowingOvercoat:** Oh I see, so that's what the Ten-Lords Commission does all day... just singing?
 **DreamBigly:** I too heard it. It's singing the Zhuming flower-drum opera
 **Hiding In Plain Sight:** What do you even know about flower-drum operas?
 **ImmortalInACup:** Shouldn't the singer be the focus here?
 **RealName\_Online:** Interesting, reminds me of the old Fyxestroll Garden

 **ExaltingSanctumGiraffe:** Doesn't sound like an ingenium. My company was in charge of the garden's construction works that year. After reading your post, I even went back and checked the database, and there were no records of any ingenium autochimes installed.
 **Chess Master Fay:** Could it be private property planted by someone else?
 **ExaltingSanctumGiraffe:** Possible. Might've been a private donor, or some artist who left it there...
 **Chess Master Fay:** Some artists have their own artistic pursuits...
 **TileGamer4ever:** It won't be a pretty sight if you keep this argument up.

 **Trust\_In\_Light\_Become\_Light:** Geomancy? In this day and age? Xianzhou already sails the stars, what superstitious mumbo-jumbo could there be?
 **Peoplebreaker:** Well, ackshually... the comos still has solid water and stellar winds, per geomantic principles. But this hasn't stopped this guy from spouting rubbish.
 **Delve Geomancy Seminar:** You'd better watch your mouth, you brat! You weren't even born when I prevented the Yuque disaster with nothing but my epic geomancy!
 **Delve Geomancy Seminar:** There lies wisdom in our ancestors' teachings. We mustn't disregard it just because times have progressed. Many ancient concepts have merely changed names: what was called geomancy is now called energy fields. Would it be easier for you to understand if I said people wanted to destroy Xianzhou's energy fields?
 **StellalmondCracker:** Dude, you sound ridiculous. How about this: I'll give you 50 strales so you can go see a brain doctor.
 **Fate/Stars:** I did a reading with my oracle cards: shattered mirror, bow and arrow with the number 8, and capsized skyship. That means problems that haven't been resolved for a long time are piling up, which will culminate in a phase that explodes at critical mass. It appears that some people are panicking for real.
 **AwwwwwwAwwsjiht:** The calculations I made with my custom jade abacus pretty much match up with everyone else's — some people really are nasty.
 **Hiding In Plain Sight:** I got wind of some juicy gossip from a Vidyadhara friend that the last high elder reincarnated and returned to the Xianzhou Luofu to part the oceans and sever the ship's Ichor Lines in a bid to steal the Ichorous Essence and rebel against the Xianzhou!@LilGuiGuinevere
 **NoThinking:** That affair at the Scalegorge Waterscape... I heard the guide from the Star-Picking Tours mentioned it before. And now it's getting corroborated here on Ghostly Grove. Can't blame me for connecting the dots.
 **Dragon\_incarnate:** If you are gullible enough to believe this, then surely you won't bat an eye when I say I'm the high elder of the Vidyadhara
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** The mine veins in asteroid clusters, the similar signs in energy dissemination... Those are the Ichor Lines of the cosmos
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** And whether or not Xianzhou has Ichor Lines is besides the point, but OP definitely has Xianzhou's interests at heart, how patriotic.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** You're a much better storyteller than I am. I hear Fyxestroll Garden now has an Evil Binding Matrix — might I ask if that can suppress the Ichor Lines?

## #GhostHuntingSquad

### BREAKING NEWS

 **MyNameIsMartha!:** What in tarnation is all this gibberish about a pint-sized smurf-colored demon? It sounds absurd! Seriously, where on the Xianzhou will you run into a demon like that? Whoever is making up these rumors is absolutely up to something no good, I tell ya! I do know of this kind of demon's existence. They reside in Thalassa, but not here on the Xianzhou!
 **Working4Weekends:** If Thalassa has them, why shouldn't the Xianzhou? You're being a bigot.
 **PlasticTruth:** As a demonologist, I have the expertise to substantiate Little Gui's claims!
 **LegHairPrince:** Pint-sized smurf-colored demons are called different things across different worlds. We call them Bruvas where I come from. I'll say it again, you Xianzhou folks need to get out more.
 **LilGui's No.1 Simp:** When did you say that? Stop pretending to be an expert on everything!
 **ImmortalInACup:** How come I didn't find anything about this? You made it up, didn't you?
 **MrTail's Sidekick:** Finally figured it out. I couldn't even sleep for the past few days from the fright...
 **Ling01:** This is obviously a joke. Did someone seriously buy it?
 **Guinaifen\_Gatekeeper:** But OP couldn't have gotten Lady Bailu and some blue demon all mixed up, right? Little Gui, did you overlook something here? Maybe you can explain? @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Don't worry fam, it's true, what I said, all of it. The Ten-Lords will even serve as our witness
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I shouldn't have but I did mix them up
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Thanks for the reminder, fam. If I got new deets, I'll let everyone know
 **NoGoodUsername:** You do have a point. I almost fell for the haters' nonsense.
 **DitingWatcher\_followback:** Then riddle me this: How can the Dragon Lady disappear just like that?

 **ruthless\_DivinationMachine:** So, it hijacked the brainpower of diviners. Now I get it
 **ExaltingSanctumGiraffe:** Now I know why a certain someone is not hijacked because she has zero brainpower
 **TileGamer4ever:** Hey! I was just late for work and missed the whole thing!
 **Artisanship®Teapot:** Say, one time I was having a dream that I was soaking in a pot. After I managed to break out of the pot, I found there were countless others trapped in their own pots as well, each trapped in their own dreams while being used as batteries for an enormous jade abacus. I woke up with a cold sweat.
 **QualityOverQuantity:** This sounds way more fun than the original post
 **TeaSocietySendsLove:** Maybe you were just dreaming about being a tea bag
 **Build\_the\_Eternal\_City:** It's safer to buy the IPC's computers anyway. More reliable too
 **HistoryDaily:** This sounds eerily similar to the aurumaton rebellion from the Xianzhou's past
 **High-Cloud-Quenelle:** I think there should be a follow-up interview down the line with our crisis-resolver @LilGuiGuinevere about her thoughts and feelings
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'm more interested in how I should be thanked after resolving this crisis for the Divination Commission
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Just what upgrades did the Artisanship Commission install in the Matrix of Prescience? Sounds incredible
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I wonder what kind of future the upgraded Matrix of Prescience Ultima is seeing
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** You can't possibly still think she's telling the truth? I ain't buyin' it
 **Mr.YesMAN:** Honestly, yeah
 **MeatyPufferGOAT:** Well, this just once again proves that "turn it off and on again" is the ultimate solution for all machine problems

 **The Immortal Spoiler:** Nice story. Love from the Tea Society
 **Cosmic Cutiepie:** So the *Xianzhou Sword Tale* has become real life.
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** Seriously? You're buying this?
 **LegHairPrince:** Oh great, another recycled trope! I've heard this exact same story before, only it was about these celestial jade tiles that had the soul of their maker concealed inside. Give it a few years and we'll get the version where it's an jade abacus that is infused with the soul of its maker.
 **NoArtisanNoLife:** Fast forward to when the aurumatons attain sapience
 **VidyadharaOnline:** Fast forward to when the Startaro Bubbles attain sapience
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** Did I enter the wrong site? Is the mod working right now?
 **User\_5318008:** Alright, Grovers, time to share your made-up stories
 **FRigid\_Raven:** We can invert this into another story. A young man, overcoming countless formidable foes, finally reaches the pinnacle of his life, only to discover that he is the descendant of the borisin... @LilGuiGuinevere WDYT?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** The world needs to be graced by your literary talents! Keep writing!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** This story sounds like a patchwork of different genres
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** NGL, it's kinda mid.
 **JingYuan\_IS\_MyHusbando:** If I don't find this novel of yours published in a bookstore somewhere, I'm smashing the place up.
 **Guinerdfan:** Mr/Ms Raven, the moment's all yours! Give us the full version of this story now!
 **Made\_In\_Abyss:** I heard a story about as nonsensical as this one from the Storyteller at Starskiff Haven. Something about an outlander with "Big Sword" fighting to save the people of the Xianzhou

 **[This Account Is Deleted]:** That's ridiculous! I've met that girl. Just talking to her might reduce her to tears. You're telling me she supposed to deal with these ghosts? Some advice: consider writing a draft before you make something up in the future?
 **RealName\_Online:** Lol
 **TileGamer4ever:** See you 'round, OP
 **User\_5318008:** I've been following Little Gui for a long while. All her ghost story posts are pretty well-made, but there are too many slip ups in the details, so all I can say is that she's kinda careless
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** [This comment has been deleted by moderator for violating community guidelines]
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** Little Gui's got some loyal shills now, huh?
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** Stop arguing. Those who think it's fake can help us all out by exiting this site now
 **TwinFlower:** I've heard of the heliobi. I have a cousin on the Zhuming and he said those things are more like a very esoteric form of special energy than any kind of ghosts or demons. Little Gui, you might want to stop this before you really lose the plot
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** I've never heard anything about heliobi reemerging. Besides, I saw you guys together with my own eyes while walking by Starskiff Haven today. You do know that you're legally liable if you purposely spread misinformation over the internet? @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** If I speak, I am in big trouble. Some things are better left unsaid. Otherwise, bam! Account terminated, just like that. You know how it is with these mods. Those in the know, know exactly what I'm talkin' about. And if you don't get it, then you don't get to get it, you got it? Don't even bother askin' me what's up. There are forces at play here that go far beyond even your wildest dreams.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'll tell ya what's up. This is what's up! As for exactly what is up, it all depends on what will be up.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Well, here's the thing, like I said, I'm just sayin', y'know, how should I put it, at the end of the day, for what it's worth, you know what I mean, that's all I'm just sayin'
 **Here To Educate:** Obviously, it's a false flag stunt. They're all crisis actors. First, they shoot some scripted scenes. Then they act all legit with on-site interviews for added authenticity, and finally they slap a touchy-feely headline on top. I've seen this same routine getting played a million times already.
 **MostHandsome@AurumAlley:** Hah, they chose to work in this line of hazardous work of their own volition. Serves them right when they get in danger!
 **PlasticTruth:** I study artisanship. I'll back OP on this

 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** So what will happen to this ship? Where should it go now? Surely, we can't send it to Insumousu, no?
 **VidyadharaOnline:** Whoa, that'd be awful
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** Honestly, yeah
 **User\_5318008:** Traversed six thousand years to the present? Sounds like something a nerd made up.
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** Honestly, yeah
 **Taylor.B.Happy:** IDC, I love reading this kind of stuff
 **SpiritEnergy200:** Is no one concerned about what new memories have been injected?
 **Peace&Love:** Hiya, Naifen, my sweet buttercup. I bid you a very good afternoon. I absolutely adore you and your stories. So whimsical!
 **Guinerdfan:** @LilGuiGuinevere what happened after? What about the crew?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** They said they missed their homes and then they left... Thinking about it makes me shiver a little
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Apparently, a flash of light came down and took them out of existence once their wishes were fulfilled
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** We didn't dare to ask either. That might just lead us down the rabbit hole
 **FRigid\_Raven:** What can they do? Find new gigs?

 **NoGoodUsername:** Shangshang did great work!
 **ruthless\_DivinationMachine:** It's hard to decipher how Shangshang's brain works
 **ShangshangOfficial:** Can't tell if this is a compliment or not
 **Peace&Love:** All forms of entertainment slowly but surely rot our brains! They dumb our senses with cheap thrills! Friends and fams, put down your jade abaci now! They are demons that will corrupt you!
 **TheExpanse729:** You gotta lay off reading these conspiracy theories, or your brain will soon turn to mush
 **FlyingAtMidnight:** The last time I read a conspiracy theory like this, the word "fam" was just short for family and actually meant family in its literal sense.
 **HistoryDaily:** If this carries on, there'll be another Aurum Rebellion. Follow us for more secrets about the Aurum Rebellion. We'll take you on a deep dive into Xianzhou history
 **LegHairPrince:** The villains in 8 out of 10 posts here are all made out to be borisin. What type of generative jade abaci are you guys using to churn out these posts en masse??
 **Kui:** If machines can learn all we know, then the days for us organic lifeforms are numbered @LilGuiGuinevere Don't you think so?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I hope for a smart assistant that can help Little Gui write scripts, edit vids, and moderate comments
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui thinks that though machines may be great at mimicry, creativity won't be replaced in such a short while
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I don't really know about this stuff, so I won't talk about it
 **ImmortalInACup:** This is by far the scariest thing I've ever read
 **SleeveSword:** This is by far the loveliest thing I've ever read

 **UltimateSwordmaster123:** Hmm, if it can shapeshift into anything... Ha, I've got this bold idea, tee-hee
 **Artisanship®Teapot(L):** Just because you can doesn't mean you should
 **UltimateSwordmaster123:** Hey, I was just thinking about having it turned into myself so that I can spar with myself. Me vs me
 **Artisanship®Teapot(L):** Okayyy, NVM. I got the wrong idea
 **TileGamer4ever:** If this creature can turn into me, will it be possible for him to go to work in my place?
 **StellalmondCracker:** Only if you are willing to go to jail in his place
 **ruthless\_DivinationMachine:** Then he will gets paid in your place
 **HistoryDaily:** Never underestimate shapeshifters! This is exactly how the viscorpi disaster broke out in Xianzhou history!
 **LookingBronze\_Hustler2:** My ex-boss was super sus, maybe he was a shapeshifter
 **GuinaiFAN\_Truther:** Even if it's a shapeshifter, it's probably fine as long as no harm is done... What does @LilGuiGuinevere think?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Fakes will always be fakes. You have to think about whether it's what you truly want.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** It's better not to wallow in the pain of past. Otherwise, you'd neglect the future of endless possibilities, no?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** It's dangerous to harbor such thoughts. What if you were the one being replaced?
 **QualityOverQuantity:** You can fake the look, but you can't fake the soul
 **Hiding In Plain Sight:** Fake it until you never make it

 **SoCuteItFlies:** What even... and people believe this? That's so stupid. Lolololol
 **Cosmic Cutiepie:** We all wanna reap life's benefits without enduring hard labor. Is that so hard to understand? If it were me, I'd sign too. I just wanna make some easy money. Is that so hard to get?
 **TheExpanse729:** Eh, you know what? Relatable.
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 **ShangshangOfficial:** Can a mod deal with these random ad spambots here
 **QualityOverQuantity:** These bots will start spamming their ads after a key term is mentioned. Someone needs to clean them out
 **Boycott\_IPC\_NOW!:** No way. Are there still people who believe in demons that trade souls through contracts nowadays? This is clearly the doing of shady scammers like those IPC drones, whose single purpose is to wreck our Xianzhou economy!
 **Boycott\_Xianzhou\_NOW!:** Has the IPC done something to your mom? Why are you snowflakes so easily triggered? Populist idiots are absolutely everywhere these days. SMH
 **GuinaiFAN\_Truther:** I want to sign a contract with Lil' Gui to keep her in my heart forever. Her cuteness should be immoral! @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Thanks fam~ But stuff like eternal youth or immortality for outworlders like me is a big no-no here in Xianzhou. I don't wanna get in trouble with the law, so let's move away from this topic!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Love you all, mwah! Your words are sweeter than honey~
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui will keep making updates when the next details come rolling in. Stay tuned
 **Starskiff Lover:** I'll give up 30 years of my wakespan so Little Gui can stay young forever
 **GuinaiFAN\_Truther:** I'll give another 50!

 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** Fact-check: This is not a cabin. It's a proper house.
 **RealName\_Online:** I feel like I saw this in some immersia before
 **master\_of\_horror:** I've seen that one before. The landlord divided the tenants' doors into characters of different Paths, to be guided along special rituals
 **PlasticTruth:** What cookie-cutter horror story is this
 **SnowingOvercoat:** It's pretty interesting
 **Say~Cheese~:** But it's a little different from a murder house I imagined
 **Hex Club:** (Tap/Press/Click) to play Hexanexus NOW!
 **MostHandsome@AurumAlley:** If I were there, you guys would never be in trouble in the first place
 **StellalmondCracker:** @LilGuiGuinevere Was it really that scary? What sort of monsters did you run into?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** You all remember that wanted Stellaron Hunter bounty that was posted everywhere? I saw that Kafka as a ghost, and I surrendered on the spot.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** There is a wraith locked in a chest. It said it was the manifestation of the house's resentment, so creepy!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** A formless monster that only leaves handprints in the physical world. Said to be stranded on the coast of underworld.
 **User\_5318008:** Wow, someone took it seriously
 **Fish4Life:** I caught a 28-catty fish today. Does anyone want to see it?

 **TileGamer4ever:** PSA: Not safe to open this vid in public. I accidentally clicked it open while at work, and I was jolted awake from my lethargy
 **User\_80085:** Not all heroes wear capes
 **BloomingDance\_vs\_DancingBloom:** Thank you, you are my lord and savior
 **Scalegorge Spring Bather:** Great, my food delivery got here just as the stream started. Time to eat and watch!
 **Smug\_Passerby:** I hope you don't choke on it
 **mistermystery:** I've seen this episode... halfway through the stream, an audience member outside got frightened and was sent to the Alchemy Commission for emergency treatment.
 **Here\_Lies\_Bro\_Yang:** Just in time to renew my sub...
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** Better stay safe while you're outside. Turn on your jade abacus' auto-report feature beforehand, @LilGuiGuinevere, run if you encounter trouble, don't pull any stunts
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Don't worry, our squad's got someone who can fight ten people. Super strong!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Thank you all for your concern. We've prepped for the necessary risks, and will be careful during our live stream.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Got it! Safety first! If I see anything wrong, I'll turn tail and run!
 **BigTailsAWESOME:** That's true, Little Gui's gotta be careful with her small fragile frame
 **Foxian Windchaser:** Are you accompanied, or is it just you? Sound dangerous

 **Gerdaki\_ScienceDaily:** The mimicling won't replace humankind. Gerdaki Aiden's article on his theorem explains it. You can read it on my home page.
 **Peace&Love:** Top post, thank you for your input
 **FlyingAtMidnight:** Save your bandwidth: It's a waste of time
 **Boycott\_IPC\_NOW!:** The IPC's program says that the mimicling is just a lie. I say the IPC is a lie.
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 **Boycott\_IPC\_NOW!:** Poster above is also a lie
 **High-Cloud-Quenelle:** There are people still afraid of the Swarm in this day and age?
 **AurumAlleyIndigene:** This is very good news. Nothing but love from Xianzhou.
 **TileGamer4ever:** @LilGuiGuinevere, you think this mimicling is for real?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I've signed an NDA; I can't reveal any more!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I dunno if it's for real, but it sure sounds scary
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Rein in your bold ideas!
 **StellalmondCracker:** I would remind the Swarm not to overstep their boundaries
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** Who cares if it's for real

 **UltimateSwordmaster123:** Sounds a little far-fetched, but it's probably normal on Xianzhou
 **PlasticTruth:** Are the Unshackled that good now? To have come up with a new creature... Even the Abominations of Abundance will shed a tear. Obviously fake!
 **Unshackled\_Prime\_Disciple:** Praise be our great Unshackled for protecting the masses, their feats are unmatched!
 **RememberMe?:** There aren't anyone so strait-laced who don't understand nuances, are there? Are there?
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** What did the Nosewalker do wrong...
 **CloudKnight\_GigaChad:** Praise be our Cloud Knights, press F to pay respects!
 **haters dni:** Can we really do that? FFFFFFFFFFF
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** Ye who maliciously fish for replies, may ye be stricken with mara in the foreseeable future
 **Xianzhou S+ Tier:** Little Gui, which one do you think is stronger: the Nosewalker or the LanternFish?@LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Now now, there's no need put down someone to praise another~
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I think they're both cute!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'd rather see the adorable Diting be all cute online compared to all this
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** The Nosewalker will one-shot the Lantern Fish
 **lanternfish\_lite:** The Lantern Fish will devour the Nosewalker in one bite

### Mythopedia

 **ExaltingSanctumGiraffe:** I told you guys so. I knew it was Spacetime Parallelism from the start. Only the uninformed would think this has anything to do with ghosts. You see, I'm quite the aficionado when it comes to multidimensional theories. Had I been consulted earlier, none of this fuss would even have happened.
 **ShortNeckGiraffe:** Yo, we work in the same field! Shoutout to us! Aren't we the best and the smartest!
 **NoArtisanNoLife:** You do know that Little Gui is just making all this up, right? You can't be serious...
 **ShangshangOfficial:** Parallelistic Spacetime Isotype refers to the multiple existences of the same entity in different dimensions, timelines, universes, or planes. I found it on the internet wiki, so it must be true!
 **Guinaifen\_Gatekeeper:** Rad
 **Ling01:** The isotypes you mentioned are not the same as what the OP said. Isotypes won't cause total annihilation upon physical contact
 **ImmortalInACup:** Meh. Sounds boring. It'd be a more interesting read if it were a reunion with a long-lost sister or something
 **Kui:** Will this cause face blindness?
 **CurlyBeardy:** Guigui, did you run into your own Spacetime Parallelism counterpart? @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Yeah, totally. I saw I was the queen of some kingdom, and the king and knights were totally all jousting for my affection and all that
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Nope. The Spacetime Authority said that is not allowed
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Lol. Better luck next time
 **RememberMe?:** Possibly
 **bam\_boo\_moon:** Is her counterpart also a streamer?

 **MostHandsome@AurumAlley:** Does this mean I have another chance with that girl who said our constellations don't match?
 **FRigid\_Raven:** Maybe it's not the constellation that turned her off... I'm just saying
 **Dragon\_incarnate:** I wanna see if she changes her mind. Plz post updates on this soon
 **Indomitable FireDragon:** Astrology is, by nature, a scam!
 **Delve Geomancy Seminar:** Well actually, there is still some scientific basis behind astrology
 **Hiding In Plain Sight:** Yo, why don't you two settle this with a fight? I'll grab my popcorn
 **Take-Skill-To-The-Face:** The Divination Commission doesn't use astrology at all. They're clearly employing the Sixteen Fate-Demarcations Method to predict the future
 **It's-a-Me, Mousey:** This almost sounds like real science
 **TileGamer4ever:** I heard that @LilGuiGuinevere is an outworlder. How do you see the Xianzhou's divination
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I believe astrology works in mysterious ways, just like the Aeons
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Destiny should be held in one's own hands. If everything is pre-destined, then it'd be super boring
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** The whole methodology of divination is way too convoluted, with so many factors at play, such as the chronology, the dates, the blood types, the constellations, the Paths, the elemental types and so on... Not to mention different schools oftentimes conflict with each other. Just thinking about it gives me a migraine
 **Here To Educate:** Wait a sec, astrology didn't originally come from the Xianzhou, right?
 **Trust\_In\_Light\_Become\_Light:** Feels like divination methods differ a bit across the different Xianzhou ships

 **Peace&Love:** Then where can one buy such a cool and fashionable weapon? Is there anything like a levitating wheelchair?
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 **Forage Requisitioner:** Time to do your job, mods
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** Why is it all about shoddy tech and stuff? What does this have to do with the paranormal? Mods? You guys gonna do something? Are we just letting any random posts be shared here?
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** I love reading this. Keep the posts coming
 **NoArtisanNoLife:** This reads like a thriller to me. Think about it, a weapon that has a mind of its own? Reminds me of the aurumaton rebellions!
 **Hex Club:** Quick question, do you guys think the mobile version of the Hexanexus is worth the time
 **AllRiversFlowSeaward:** no
 **MostHandsome@AurumAlley:** Hands down, fully-automatics are the real deal. We should arm everyone with automatic weapons. We gotta flaunt the martial prowess of us Xianzhou folk and show 'em what we're made of! @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** If everyone's armed the same, then no one is armed. You can't fight fire with fire.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** It would be great if there were a couple dozen automatic Little Guis running around to write scripts and do live stream performances in my stead
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** If all swords become fully automatic and move on their own, then I won't be able to do sword swallowing anymore... Things don't work out too well when you're swallowing stuff that can run around in your stomach
 **User\_5318008:** Alright, let's just skip the fact that the technology isn't there yet... What's your deal with arming everyone? You have a fetish or what?
 **UltimateSwordmaster123:** Convenient weaponry is good but we shouldn't let our martial arts go to waste

 **NutriTreasures Miracle Cure:** But torpedoshrooms really do taste good...
 **NoGoodUsername:** But torpedoshrooms really really do taste good
 **The Echoer:** But torpedoshrooms really really really do taste good
 **Reinbough Orbiter General:** Is it EVEN edible? Does it EVEN taste good? How do you EVEN eat it?
 **ImmortalInACup:** Braise it! Dip it in mustard mixed with soy sauce! DO NOT deep fry it!
 **SleeveHiddenSword:** Eat it raw with salt and pepper! DO NOT braise it!
 **Say~Cheese~:** Did she have any hallucinations of seeing little people? I've never had these, so I'm curious!
 **ShangshangOfficial:** Torpedoshroom! Torpedoshroom! One bite of them makes you boom! I forget how it goes after that.
 **GuinaiFAN\_Truther:** I think this kind of food needs to be cooked at high temperatures and mixed in with some diced redcloud chilies for good taste. Maybe you should try eating this on a livestream, @LilGuiGuinevere?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** You gotta think better of me, okay? I'm not the kind of girl who would eat just about any food.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Such a delicacy would be a total waste on me. Why don't you take a bite first?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** That'd be a horror show. Mods gonna ban me instantly, no questions asked
 **Doge Chad:** Will eat anything on camera for money. DM me for deets
 **burgerEaterJR:** Will eat anything on camera with or without money. Don't @ me
 **Unicycler:** Lol. And here I was wondering what could be so thrilling. Is this it?

 **Taylor.B.Happy:** I've seen this setup in other sci-fi flicks before
 **Chess Master Fay:** reALly? I don't believe you.
 **SpiritEnergy200:** Yeah, I know. The idea of this phantom fleet has a sub-zero chance of success
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** If you couldn't observe it directly, then how did you see anything
 **FRigid\_Raven:** Exactly. 'Tis why it's gone
 **ShangshangOfficial:** Little Gui made it disappear with her gaze
 **LilGui's No.1 Simp:** Is quantum mechanics even real science?
 **User\_5318008:** So technically, it shouldn't be called a ghost ship...
 **FutureWinnerOfLife:** So, are you saying that "ghosts" are actually a superposition of "life after death"? @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Right, I guess this is what science is all about
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** You've made a new discovery. Maybe ghosts have always been this way...
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'm just passing on the claims of the Intelligentsia Guild. I don't actually get it either
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** How is anyone supposed to understand what you're talking about?
 **TileGamer4ever:** I think I got it... but not "got got," more like "yeah sure, I got it"

 **PotatoShredGinger:** I don't know if it'll be available in this Amber Era
 **Cosmic Cutiepie:** I'm gonna wait for the pirated version
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** Are you really that poor? Go touch some grass and get yourself a job. Stop thinking about playing games.
 **PlasticTruth:** I now know exactly how their schtick works. They first tease us with some flashy, over-the-top immersia trailers, but the gameplay is always kept under wraps. Even when revealed, the actual game would be nothing as advertised. Still, with enough teasing, there'll always be sheeple who will gladly jump onto the hypetrain.
 **CurlyBeardy:** You still dreaming? They already said there's actual gameplay and playthrough footage
 **UltimateSwordmaster123:** Waiting for a trial copy...
 **Peace&Love:** Games are poisoning Xianzhou's young minds and wasting them away, causing addiction and impulse buying. I hope the Six Charioteers will pay utmost attention to this and lay down much-needed laws to ban them! Save Xianzhou's future now!
 **StellalmondCracker:** The above poster should follow this advice: If you can't be a solution, then don't be a problem
 **ShangshangOfficial:** @LilGuiGuinevere managed to get into the beta test! I'm so jelly! I want to play too, but I don't know when I'll get the chance! What are everyone's favorite classes?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui will choose a class that makes everyone feel safe and cozy, and protect her teammates like she protects her family
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui isn't used to direct damage. Maybe I'll pick damage dealing that slowly weakens enemies and creates openings for the team
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui will pick something that supports and heals her team. I'll cheer them on and help them as hard as I can!
 **NoArtisanNoLife:** Needless to say, I'ma playin' all the classes
 **Hex Club:** Still struggling to pick a class? Why not try Hexanexus, where there is no restictive gameplay whatsoever?

 **RainWindRainBow7854:** Sounds romantic. Just like star-crossed lovers or something.
 **Chess Master Fay:** Did he even ask for the aurumaton's consent? This is so problematic, eww
 **OpenUpItsMousey:** Love is love, no one asked for your approval
 **AllRiversFlowSeaward:** I'm asking for a friend. Where can one get such a life-like bionic aurumaton? For research purposes ofc
 **QualityOverQuantity:** rEaLlY? Asking for a "frined"? For "research" purposes? You're not fooling anyone, y'know
 **Walking.Nosewalker:** Strange that there are no ads here selling cheap IPC electronics
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 **Tears in Rain:** I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... lost in time, like tears in rain...
 **Guinaifen\_Gatekeeper:** If everyone had such an aurumaton, whose appearance would you customize it to? @LilGuiGuinevere, any thoughts?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I don't know who to pick right now, either. It'd be great if everyone could help me make a choice!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'll just let the aurumaton do the livestream in my place! Just kidding, I love interacting personally with everyone!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Those who are no longer in my life. After all, I do have loved ones whom I can never see again
 **JingYuan\_IS\_MyHusbando:** Check out my user name
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** ＼Little Gui／＼Little Gui／＼Little Gui／

 **Boycott\_IPC\_NOW!:** This Single-Use Cloning Unit must be another vile creation of the IPC! The only reason they're here is to drain away every last drop of blood from the hardworking people. What's more, they're also business partners with the borisin! Every purchase you make will go toward funding the bolts the borisin will use to cut down your own kinfolk!
 **AeonKnows:** My cousin at Pier Point told me that the IPC has a lot of products with hidden functions. This Single-Use Cloning Unit, for example, was deployed specifically to collect the genetic information of the Xianzhou's people
 **Boycott\_Xianzhou\_NOW!:** Man, the two posters above me are a couple of mouth-breathers that are perfect for each other
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 **ShangshangOfficial:** Can a mod deal with these random ad spambots here
 **QualityOverQuantity:** These prices are insane! Tactical Auto-Microwave Ovens for only 10 strales! I bought a dozen and gifted the rest to all my family and friends. They are all super impressed
 **DaringMagician1020:** Is there really something this amazing? I'm thinking about getting one for my magic trick
 **TileGamer4ever:** I wanna make three clones of me every day so that we can play Celestial Jade together
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** I want to clone 100 Little Guis so I can hug and squeeze whichever one I want! @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** The machines that let you "clone" Little Guis are right there with you. Ain't I delivering entertainment for you guys all day through your jade abaci already?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Just keep the tips coming~ Remember to judge what's real from what's false and please don't give your hard-earned money to fake accounts
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui will keep making updates when the next details come rolling in. Stay tuned
 **Guinerdfan:** Whhhaaat! There's only ONE special superb splendid stunning stupendous super-duper Little Gui in all of the cosmos. And I will NOT accept a second opinion
 **CelestialFox:** I may vomit

 **Jing Fangfang:** The old neighborhood where our home is has had more spooky stories than this. A pity no one said it was a murder house.
 **TheExpanse729:** Honestly, yeah
 **ParasocialStreamChatter:** If you ever hear someone screaming "I will kill you", never panic — it might just be someone who is playing an immersia on speaker
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** What's that wanted poster about the female ghost all about?
 **LilGui's No.1 Simp:** An artistic piece?
 **SnowingOvercoat:** Parody
 **TileGamer4ever:** The Luofu's insane housing prices are definitely to blame
 **RealName\_Online:** I love reading these posts while having lunch
 **Cosmic Cutiepie:** @LilGuiGuinevere I've rented a real murder house before. There was always a woman sobbing, but I couldn't find the source.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Interesting. DM me, I'll help you explore that murder house.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Some grimalkin cries sound more human-like than a woman's sobs. You can take a look first and see if it's that.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** You're gonna go crazy if you keep this paranoia up. You should just rent another place.
 **JingYuan\_IS\_MyHusbando:** I know the answer to this question: you lack a love life
 **PlasticTruth:** Auditory hallucination?

 **Smug\_Passerby:** ...Is this some product placement for jade abaci? The one I've been using for over fifty years still works fine. I don't need it replaced. Stop pushing this corporate propaganda down my throat, thanks!
 **NightlyInsomniac:** Lookie here, the comment police are here! The jade abacus was never the focus, can you even read?
 **Smug\_Passerby:** I finished reading the post on 10x speed, stop spouting nonsense
 **Foxian Windchaser:** This post's a little all over the place, and it's quite gimmicky... but it at least explains how society's rampant rumors came about. Like I said: how can there be "ghosts" in this day and age?
 **Jade Abacus Dealership:** Collecting all generations of jade abacuses, second-hand jade abacuses, or used ingenia. Those interested, check out the pinned post on my profile
 **RealName\_Online:** Now this has become an actual ad for jade abaci, lol
 **Daily\_Guinaifen:** Little Gui, you need to charge these ad posters an advertising fee
 **I\_Wanna\_B\_A\_CloudKnight:** Ah, I heard of this. My family used to give me the same data package when I was young. It's still around after all these years...
 **A-Yue\_StraightAs:** Thank you for helping. I would've missed this reunion if not for you. I'd also like to add that the streamer is much prettier in real life... @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** You're too welcome. We're just helping one another. I still have to thank you for agreeing to help us.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Woah, I'm gonna blush if you keep flattering me like that
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Haha, that's true. But you're very beautiful too! Heehee!
 **Daily\_Guinaifen:** Is that really true? Pics or it didn't happen
 **MostHandsome@AurumAlley:** She may not be nearly as attractive as I am, but she's still quite the eye candy, I'll say

 **FRigid\_Raven:** Sounds a little far-fetched, but the universe is vast, so it shouldn't be a surprise
 **Guinerdfan:** This is pretty scary too
 **SleeveSword:** That's it?
 **Can't Be Late Anymore:** If I had this power, I wouldn't have been late for three months straight
 **TileGamer4ever:** Still thinking of working while in a quantum state... OP sure is easily contented
 **CurlyBeardy:** Oh no, working was also my first thought
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** That's got nothing to do with powers. What is late will always be late.
 **Witty Dummy:** Why worry about being poor with this power? That's why I say if you know, you know.
 **Guinerdfan:** Little Gui, what would you do if you had this power? @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** When the time comes, I'll perform a show everyone won't forget
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Do a tour at Xianzhou
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'll keep streaming of course, I can't bear to leave my family
 **Hiding In Plain Sight:** Summoning Little Gui
 **I AM NOT BALDING:** I can't imagine what Little Gui will come up with

 **Cosmic Cutiepie:** I asked the old lady who pilots starskiffs at the Sky-Faring Commission, but she didn't see. I feel like Little Gui's not telling the truth.
 **Chess Master Fay:** You've never seen it before? You've never seen the Ever-Hunt Plains savages, or ancient sea creatures!
 **FutureWinnerOfLife:** Skydarts are real, I've seen 'em before
 **ParasocialStreamChatter:** Skydarts incoming!
 **im\_a\_student:** I'm just a poor student, please gift it to me for free
 **CloudKnight\_GigaChad:** Praise be to the Artisanship Commission. When the Xianzhou deploys, it'll all be scorched earth!
 **emo514:** My evaluation is that it's beneath the Divination Commission
 **cold\_blood\_hot\_tea:** My evaluation is that it's beneath the Startaro Bubble
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** A new flying device, neat. What kind of transport does Little Gui want? @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'm legging it, it's good exercise!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Haha, I'll get my bestie to fly me there on her sword
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I don't need transport, staying home is the best
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** Little Gui's riding Diting, of course
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### Hottest Scoops

 **Floral^\_^Joy:** A body double that can look exactly like the original person? NGL, this is kinda sus. As someone in the industry, I can say with confidence that this is absolutely SFX makeup! See those dragon horns and the tail? They look just like the real thing. It's gotta be SFX makeup.
 **PunchableFace:** SFX makeup? You learn something new every day
 **SnowingOvercoat:** Is it possible that it was done in post?
 **NoLongerCucumber:** Why does this actor look so similar to whatsherface from "Idol of the Frost?"
 **Dragon\_incarnate:** I know who you're talking about. Mengmeng, right?
 **ScalegorgeExplorer:** Yep yep yep. It's that... what's her name... someone help me out here
 **ThousandYear:** I think they were at the wrong set, no?
 **blessed\_AverageJoe:** Oh, I see. It's that renowned actor from the Mellow-Golden-Mayor Immersia Club
 **StormyBlow:** Lol, that's gonna be double the joy for me. But seriously though, I think the body double and the real deal looking too alike isn't super great. It really takes away the uniqueness of things. WDYT, Lil Gui? @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I like it better if they share a similar vibe. No one can truly look exactly like the original, after all
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I like lookalikes. Extra points for leaving a lasting first impression
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** It's fine, I think. The main thing is if their acting is good
 **SteaaamyHot:** Who asked for your opinion? Did anyone ask this guy? Lookalikes are the way for me
 **windyBlowsNOW:** Same here

 **RealName\_Online:** For quite some time, the Divination Commission has been burning the wick at both ends with overtime work. People still need to strike a good balance between work and life. Especially the master diviner, because if sleep is always sacrificed, then the possibility of growing taller dies with it
 **ruthless\_DivinationMachine:** ????
 **User\_5318008:** I wanna see you two fight until rivers are colored red with you guys' blood
 **[This Account Is Deleted]:** Samesies! I totally get what you're saying! Sometimes, when I simply have too much work to finish on time, I'll just secretly cut the power supply of my department
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** Aha, I see. And which department are you from again
 **[This Account Is Deleted]:** And who the heck are you? You are not the boss of me!!!
 **StellalmondCracker:** When master diviner gets angwy, she is sooooo cuuuuuttteee XOXO
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** That's a lot to put on the Divination Commission. How will you guys deal with this kind of trouble? @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Rather than slaving away at work, I'll just walk away and de-stress
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I make regular backups of my work. That's the way to go!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** If you run into a problem, just take a deep nap and try to sleep it away
 **Take-Skill-To-The-Face:** I'd just give up and walk away
 **ExaltingSanctumGiraffe:** Not possible. Usually, it's the people at the bottom who get the short end of the stick and have to clean up all the mess

 **User\_5318008:** I guess these are SFX reshoots. I heard that these days actors don't even have to show up on-site for the shoot. It's all done in post. Real easy immersia money for these good-for-nothing show ponies.
 **ImmortalInACup:** Tee-hee, wonder which show pony you are referring to~
 **FRigid\_Raven:** I have an inkling of who you guys are talking about, but I can't yet connect the dots
 **High-Cloud-Quenelle:** What's with all this making stuff up outta thin air? Celebs are people too. Are they not allowed to reschedule or take a sick day?
 **haters dni:** Someone's salty
 **Kui:** Probably another paid shill pushing their fandom propaganda. Get your own production house in order first.
 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** Can the OP drop some names plz. Which actor from which production house.
 **ParasocialStreamChatter:** Warning! A swarm of simps arriving soon!
 **UltimateSwordmaster123:** LOL, no idea which showbiz hotshot this is, but they've got some mad skills keeping this project under wraps. And now I'm super curious about what genre it's gonna be. I wonder, what does @LilGuiGuinevere think
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** If it's a popstar actor, then it's probably an idol piece. Hope we get some One-True-Pairing moments outta this. You guys know what I'm talking about.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** There must be a big battle scene when the Cloud Knights start fighting
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Could it be a drama piece? I'm sure you guys know that practically everything shot these days need to carry some emotion weight
 **I AM NOT BALDING:** Bad acting. Cringe. Not watching.
 **Take-Skill-To-The-Face:** I keep thinking back to the day when I was held at gunpoint at the theater entrance to choose between two flicks to watch

 **[This Account Is Deleted]:** That's it!? Thought we were gonna get an ad for some travel agency... So, nothing came of this post at all?
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 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** Best of luck, OP
 **TileGamer4ever:** Me too. Every month, there are about thirty days or so when I don't feel like going to work at all. SMH
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 **haters dni:** Never work hard. Just chill and try quiet quitting! It's all about keeping yourself hale and hearty.
 **PotatoShredGinger:** OP is posting too much. She should tone it down
 **Say~Cheese~:** Glad to hear that your friend is okay. Other members of the ghost-hunting squad should take care of themselves as well! Find some time to take a break or something! If you guys go on vacation, where are you thinking about going, Little Gui? @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Trailblazer said Belobog is a snow-covered world, and I even got a slogan ready: "Enter World of Snow, See Me Freely Flow"
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I heard Penacony used to be a prison planet or something in the past. Word is it's been pretty heavily renovated. Maybe it's time to have a stream outside the Xianzhou
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Nothing recharges me like staying in bed at home with a cute Diting at my side
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 **User\_5318008:** So it's just a drone performance? Lame!
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** Correction: It's cycrane, not drone, boyo!
 **LilGui's No.1 Simp:** You'll know to keep your mouth shut when you see it
 **VidyadharaOnline:** I want to see the fireworks and cycranes performance
 **MrTail's Sidekick:** Me too
 **StellalmondCracker:** The phantom starskiff isn't a match for a big aurumaton
 **In Winter I Stand:** Dear Naifen, I caught your stream immediately after finishing up my chores. Auntie adores watching your content. You're like a little ray of sunshine in my life, hon!
 **Hex Club:** Click to play Hexanexus NOW!
 **GuinaiFAN\_Truther:** I'm just not interested in starskiffs. @LilGuiGuinevere, are there any designs you're interested in?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I wanna see flying Ditings
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Is no one interested in seeing the general's Lightning-Lord?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I heard a friend say that the single most glamorous things in all of the cosmos are trash cans
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** We're not talking about Ditings, are we?
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 **WillEatAnything:** Woooo, I wanna write a fan fic about these two!
 **ruthless\_DivinationMachine:** I think this milk tea sage is pretty cool
 **MostHandsome@AurumAlley:** How about me tho? I'm pretty cool as well! Can I DM you?
 **TileGamer4ever:** GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER.
 **Here To Educate:** How can there be ghosts in this world? Which Emperor of the Primeval Imperium? Sounds like trash you read while on the toilet
 **Walking.Noseshaper:** It's just casual reading, no need to get all abrasive. You must have nothing better to do.
 **Chess Master Fay:** I think the next step is to get someone to appraise this chessboard and auction it off for a high price.
 **User\_5318008:** This is the oldest trick in the tomes to sell antiques: Make up sensationalist stories to compensate for their lack of age, exactly like what this post is doing.
 **Kui:** @LilGuiGuinevere knows more about Xianzhou board games than most Xianzhou natives. What kinda games do you usually play to pass the time? You ever thought of playing games on a stream?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** It has to be a few rounds of Jade Tiles! I've been learning it with Qingque recently! It's pretty fun once you get the hang of it!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** The Master Diviner introduced it to me. I heard it's a puzzle game played by diviners in the past! I got the hang of it recently, it's fun!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Master Yanqing introduced Xianzhou Starchess to me! Wait till I finish reading the manual!
 **Hex Club:** It's gotta be Hexanexus obviously! (Tap/Press/Click) here to play the online version!
 **Hiding In Plain Sight:** Anyone heard of Cosmic Warfare?

 **High-Cloud-Quenelle:** Such a tearjerker. I weeped like a baby, what about you?
 **LilGui's No.1 Simp:** I'm both moved and envious. A love that transcends time, I'm dead
 **haters dni:** But these two aren't each other's original partners, no? This is so problematic
 **LilGui's No.1 Simp:** What's wrong with having a substitute partner? Who asked for your approval? Go touch some grass!
 **TheExpanse729:** These two are so fortunate that they're both couples in their own worlds... Is this some sorta scripted romance flick or what...
 **NoArtisanNoLife:** You're only getting this now!? Are you slow or something?
 **ShangshangOfficial:** I hope they have a happy ending (and affordable housing while we're at it ^\_^)
 **SnowingOvercoat:** What a kind wish, Shangshang. Love u~
 **Guinaifen\_Gatekeeper:** If there was a chance to observe parallel worlds, who would everyone be? @LilGuiGuinevere, any thoughts?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Adventure in another world and become a traveler with mastery over all possible elements
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Become a reclusive sage who runs an immersia shop
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** To be a lawyer who investigates all sorts of strange cases
 **ShangshangOfficial:** A great hero who saves the world ofc
 **Say~Cheese~:** I be girrrly and cuuutely in every universe!

 **Exalting Sanctum Destiny Master:** My friend at the Divination Commission say that... after the Ambrosial Arbor regrew, many strange things have been happening around there!
 **StartaroTeeHee:** Must've leaked way too much classified info, this is their punishment...
 **Chromatic Trash Can:** I heard their boss is a workaholic
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 **ShangshangOfficial:** Can a mod deal with these random ad spambots here
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 **VidyadharaOnline:** What do we want? GENERAL STRIKE! When do we want it? NOW!
 **NoArtisanNoLife:** A job is like a mortgaged house. You're miserable if you don't have one. You're still miserable if you do.
 **haters dni:** Don't overwork yourself, Gui. I've been watching you for a while. You gotta remember to eat on time and stay hydrated @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Thanks fam. Thank you all. Come on, stop arguing. You know you're all my nearest and dearest
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I've been eating on time and sleeping well!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui will keep making updates when the next details come rolling in. Stay tuned
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** Stay hydrated!? LOL, what a cheap way of showing care.
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** Unlike you, I actually paid good money and bought a big Grande Rejuvepill gift pack for my dear Little Gui!

 **SpiritEnergy200:** Seven young people, the Alchemy Commission, a live stream... Something smells fishy, but I'm not at liberty to say
 **haters go away:** A fauxcumentary, perhaps?
 **VidyadharaOnline:** What's wrong with the Alchemy Commission? What can't you talk about? Stop trying to tease me
 **FRigid\_Raven:** So, their marketing strategy was just willful fearmongering?
 **ruthless\_DivinationMachine:** There's no such thing as a murder house on Xianzhou. It's all nothing but twisted pranks and baseless rumors.
 **FRigid\_Raven:** It could just be viral advertising for some escape room
 **MrTail's Sidekick:** There's nothing creepier than horror immersia filmed in documentary-style...
 **Hex Club:** The reviews are in, and it's not nearly as good as the Hexanexus' promotion
 **Smug\_Passerby:** @LilGuiGuinevere So is this immersia worth watching?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Manage your expectations — it's supposed to be a murder house theme, but there aren't even any indoor scenes. Do you get what I'm saying?
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** The set is reused. The production crew has no budget, and it worries me.
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** It's actually not too bad, much better than I thought. I hope it'll be smoothly launched.
 **ShangshangOfficial:** I heard it wasn't that good
 **MrTail's Sidekick:** I don't think it was good

 **SnowingOvercoat:** When's the next stream?
 **HomieFei:** Haha, you can head to the Realm-Keeping Commission to check it out yourself. Folks there might even brew some good tea for you
 **HammerBrandisher:** When is the collab stream? I don't care about the Realm-Keeping Commission!
 **President of Exalting Sanctum:** Maybe the person doesn't want to do a face reveal, it's perfectly normal
 **Sister Shun:** Hasn't there long been auto-pixelate tech? You're such an antique.
 **can't\_get\_out\_of\_bed:** Send for analysis? Where to? Can you be more vague?
 **Hourly Lil Gui:** That recording's everywhere. Don't believe me? Go verify for yourself and stop running your mouth here.
 **can't\_get\_out\_of\_bed:** Woohoo, here comes the simp army. I wonder if you guys even know how to send a jade abacus for appraisal
 **Foxian Windchaser:** Little Gui not going to stream this meet-up? Please post the live stream time, in case we miss it @LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Hit the sub button to stay informed. It'll remind you when the stream starts!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'll come online later!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Don't worry, the stream timing will be posted later. Everyone set their alarms for the livestream!
 **Hourly Lil Gui:** I've quit my job to stay home and tune in to Little Gui's stream, just as Little Gui mandated. Instruction for next step please.
 **ruthless\_DivinationMachine:** It's easy to miss for those at work and have to mute notifications. Better to post the timing.

 **haters dni:** See? I told you, don't blame ghosts if you're just bad with tech
 **SleeveSword:** Meeting the 578th person who makes me fall in love at an age when I'm most vulneratble
 **Hiding In Plain Sight:** How come every topic can make you fall in love?
 **Ling01:** Could I have been the first one that made you fall in love?
 **Boycott\_IPC\_NOW!:** The IPC must've developed this short-form video tech for sinister motives. I bet it's to undermine our Xianzhou culture!
 **PlasticTruth:** I can't even with what you just said. This is local tech.
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 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** Who let the ad spammer out? Someone ban him!
 **haters dni:** Hey, OP, do you not usually use beauty filters? Is this what your real face actually looks like?@LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Everyone's welcome to see Lil Gui's street performances. You'll get to see me in person!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui's au naturel obviously! No deception involved!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Little Gui's digital beauty is only half as good-looking as her physical one
 **MrTail's Sidekick:** Asking the real questions here!
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** I've seen Little Gui performing on the streets. She looks the same as she does on stream.

 **Guinaifen\_Gatekeeper:** Little Gui's awesome, I'll be there if she is
 **CosmicDramaChaser\_Sr.:** You can even stomach such a cringe ad?
 **QualityOverQuantity:** Xianzhou's horror flicks are just like omnic brains —— nothing creative within
 **Boycott\_IPC\_NOW!:** IPM's immersia have all been implanted with memetic viruses. Xianzhou viewers will be brainwashed from a single glance! The alien cultural invasion has to stop, and its prevention starts with you!
 **Boycott\_Xianzhou\_NOW!:** Tch. Take a good look at the quality of our own immersia before you comment
 **GhostHunterNo5:** It's true. I was the lens that filmed it
 **OmnicOverwatch:** This post is about on-set filming for an immersia called *Million Dollar Visual Effects*. The ghost-hunting squad's investigations revealed that the crying was an on-site prop sound effect. The author was invited to appear in the film as a cameo and would like to ask everyone to support the film when it's released.
 **User\_5318008:** Who asked you?
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 **Traveling.Nosewalker:** The bots aren't even pretending anymore. Where are the Mods when you need them!?
 **Say~Cheese~:** Pictures or it didn't happen. Little Gui, give us some on-set pics!@LilGuiGuinevere
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Sorry fam. The production crew has an NDA. I'll definitely talk about it when I can
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Everyone, just wait for the official poster. I look better in that
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Please leave more likes and subscriptions. I'll update everyone as soon as there's more news
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** ＼Little Gui／＼Little Gui／＼Little Gui／＼Little Gui／
 **haters dni:** Pics! Pics!

### Ghost Hunting Squad

 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui!
 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui!
 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui! Queen Gui!
 **NightBell\_Sighs:** Can you people stop spamming the chat... It looks so bad
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** ＼Little Gui／＼Little Gui／＼Little Gui／＼Little Gui／＼Little Gui／
 **Guinaifen\_enjoyer:** Ahhh why wasn't my question picked? I'm gonna curl up in the corner and cry ;\_;
 **Im\_ur\_Daddy:** Man, I didn't get picked, again. The comment section's bad luck is rubbing off on me
 **EternalKarmicFlame:** @LilGuiGuinevere, have you thought about hosting another round of Q&A? I didn't get picked, and I NEED to be
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Haha, maybe the next time I get a medallion
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** There are no plans for that in the near future, but I'm definitely open for hosting another one if there's a chance later
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** I'm more keen to save these Q&As for more memorable occasions. This channel will put out plenty of other exciting stuff in the future, so there's no need to get all hung up on this one stream
 **Im\_ur\_BigDaddy:** Fr fr I didnt get picked either
 **Reply\_Guy:** I'll put in 10 Qs in a row if you open another round!

 **RealName\_Online:** Congrats!
 **FRigid\_Raven:** I'm digging the gray-haired (guy's/girl's) expression
 **Say~Cheese~:** I'll watch anything Little Gui uploads
 **MrTail's Sidekick:** What about making more lifestyle content?
 **TileGamer4ever:** Maybe some live immersia play-by-plays?
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** You could cook. I like cooking content
 **SnowingOvercoat:** How about vids of travelling?
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** I'll pay for the seat upgrade
 **ShangshangOfficial:** Just do whatever you like. I'll always support you

 **User\_5318008:** LMAO this place can't even afford to hire some Mods? You're already a huge streamer and yet still so stingy?
 **GuiguiSpicySourJuice:** Mods are set up by Ghostly Grove. You reckon they'll pop out as soon as we want one? That there are no procedures to go thru?
 **SweetBoba\_4\_SweetGui:** I've had enough of these haters. They're spamming the comments and posting "first" under everything. Why do you even pay so much attention to Guigui? Just move on already, unless you're secretly a fan
 **RainWindRainBow7854:** Thanks for the reminder Little Gui! Safety first! Everyone, look after yourselves!
 **KissySoundForNextReply:** Completely agree! That's why people say curiosity kills the cat. You should always be well-prepared before you commit!
 **TranquilTravels:** Oh dear. I have a husband and kids. This is too much for me. Young people these days are too scary.
 **KissySoundForNextReply:** This is just a nickname. It's not like I'm really gonna do it. Calm down, lady!
 **Guigui~No.1~Fan:** I really wanna know what happened, but I think @LilGuiGuinevere handled it really well. I knew stanning her was the right choice!
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Nah, don't worry about it. I just felt like saying that when I saw everyone's comments
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Alright, please, enough flattery. It's the least I could do as a streamer
 **LilGuiGuinevere:** Heehee, thank you for your compliment
 **Ms. Yo-Yo:** I did watch her grow up after all (just for a few years tho)
 **ShangshangOfficial:** Little Gui cares about her fans so much. I'm all for supporting her!

## List of Characters

List of usernames with corresponding characters.

* **FRigid\_Raven**: Hanya
* **Langlang**: Lancelot
* **LilGuiGuinevere**: Guinaifen
* **MrTail's Sidekick:** Huohuo
* **Ms. Yo-Yo:** Ms. Yo
* **RainWindRainBow7854**: Yukong
* **RealName\_Online**: Jing Yuan
* **ruthless\_DivinationMachine**: Fu Xuan
* **Say~Cheese~**: March 7th
* **ShangshangOfficial**: Sushang
* **SnowingOvercoat**: Xueyi
* **Tantan\_Talktalk**: Tantan
* **TileGamer4ever**: Qingque
* **UltimateSwordmaster123**: Yanqing
* **VidyadharaOnline**: Bailu

## Trivia

### Etymology

* 杂俎 *Zázǔ* is a Classical Chinese literary genre that literally translates to "miscellaneous morsels" as the metaphor of an article collection (e.g. 酉阳杂俎 *Miscellaneous Morsels from Youyang* in the 9th century). 罗浮杂俎 literally translates to "Miscellaneous Morsels from the Luofu."