Gayden Bottoms

## Early Life

Gayden Bottoms was born at a young age at the height of -9 foot 10. He could only gain height via winning games in the video game called "League of Legends". He has remained this height his whole life and has been bullied for it since birth. He hopes that one day he can finally win a game of League of Legends to become taller. With the help of his childhood friend Victor Ostrich Hoof , he has been able to connect deeply with his inner thug. He has used this inner thug energy to separate him from other dwarves. Using his powers as 1/16th Asian he was able to include everyone in Asian heritage month even when he was only 6 years old. He also allows people to connect by saying all racial slurs to include everyone in the mix. When he came out of the womb, his mother thought about putting him down to stop the inevitable but failed due to him being so small.

## Height Problem

He may have a slight height problem, ever since a young age he was referred to as the "Lebanese Easy-E" which deeply hurt him. He has been hurt by many insults but continues to 'shoot at his opps'. As he grew older, he also grew shorter which caused many social anxiety problems due to being called a "smigger" his whole life. Due to being short, his popularity rose which allowed him to run a successful slave trade out in Afghanistan. His motivational words about biggers are so inspiring that it has driven Biggers out of dwarven towns.

## Career and Education

Due to being part asian, his strong points in school is math, his math skills are so thuggish that Mister Pickthall calls him "his numba one nibbler" Gayden Bottoms once starred on Jack Ass and participated in many retarded stunts all for fame. Gayden Bottoms can now be found working as a slave owner out in south Afghanistan where he works with his accomplice and business partner The Rizzler. As they gained more money, they gained more rizz in a perpetual incline which eventually led to the death of both of them. As they grew their cotton fields, William mount (a fagglet) lurked in the distance trying to cancel them and their business. Eventually, the bigger and the smigger found out about william and put him down. After every kill. Gayden and the rizzler would collect the balls of their enemies and hang them up on the wall just like how hunters hang the heads of the animals they kill. As his empire grew, so did his need for money and rizz due to him having negative 10 trillion rizz when he was born.

## Media and downfall

As his fame grew, he received the award for the worlds shortest smigga, and this led to his fame spreading. Eventually, a video of Gayden calling a duck a fagglet was spread across the internet and led to the downfall of his empire. Since his downfall, he has been seen lurking in the shadows of the dwarven mines calling gold ores nibba. As he lurked through the gold mines, William Mounts spirit haunted him and drove him insane. He eventually lost his mind and began training his thug powers to defeat the fagglet that would not leave him. As his strength grew, so did his insanity levels, eventually he was able to contain the fagglet which can now be found hidden in the SCF foundations containment facility. Eventually, the mines also began to crumble like his insanity which led to his death.

## Death

As Gayden was in hiding, his thug powers were uncontrollable and caused the mine to collapse. Due to this migga being so short, a large boulder made quick work of him and put him out of his misery. Rest in piece my numba one smigga!