Road Rage

## (Lyrics)

**[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]**

I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy

I'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive

Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail

Stuck in jail, my truck's a cell, I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail

'Cause when I'm driving I'm driven

And every ride that I sit in I lose my mind I admit it

And I'm quick to trip and lose my grip and flip you the bird

And I'll rage just like the nerd

Yeah, I see you in your Lexus, rubber-necking, checking messages

Texting for directions while you're googling nekkid breastesses

These other drivers, they're all brain dead

I swear the traffic lights see me and they all change red

I thought driving was basic, but I ain't got no patience

This old lady needs LASIKs, I think I'm going apeshit

Cause my lane is looking like a line at the Chinese drive-thru

Why's everyone gotta drive at the same time I do?

**[Chorus: Benatar]**

Hey man, I'm just trying to drive

It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive

The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy

And I'm getting Road Rage

I'm just trying to merge

You better back off cause I'm on the verge

I'm losing my cool

Yeah you better get over

'Cause here comes the Road Rage

**[Interlude: Puff Puff Humbert]**

Oh, don't make me get out the car

I-I'll come over there old lady

Awh! Oooh! Ooh!

**[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]**

*Alright, here we go*

Why your bumper stickers preaching telling me to go vegan

I'll moon your grandmother in traffic 'til she pulls over screaming

I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes, they hate me

Well maybe I wouldn't be raging if you weren't driving Miss Daisy

I'm not speed racing, I'm impatient with the way shit goes in traffic

It so happens that I have to embrace it, look what I'm facing

Ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving

While the same five songs play on the radio station

The same five songs, the same five songs

The radio station, they play the same five songs

The same five songs, the same five songs

The radio station, they play the same fucking songs

**[Chorus: Benatar]**

Hey man, I'm just trying to drive

It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive

The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy

And I'm getting Road Rage

I'm just cruising along

Then you go and cut me off

Did I do something wrong

Now I'm following you back to your home

And I got Road Rage

**[Bridge: Benatar]**

Hey man, why you going so slow?

One thing you ought to know is I'm the king of the road

The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy

'Cause I got that Road Rage

And why you going so fast?

Giving the middle finger to the people you pass

Now I'm following you back to your home

'Cause I got that road Rage

Road Rage!

Road Rage!

Road Rage!

**[Chorus: Benatar]**

Hey man, I'm just trying to drive

It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive

The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy

Oh! I'm just trying to merge

And you better back off cause I'm on the verge

I'm losing my cool

I got Road Rage

**[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert]**

*Ah, I'm finally here*

*Oh my God! There's nowhere to park!*

*I hate my life!*