Minor Characters (Hippo Saga)

The following is a list of minor characters who appeared through out the Hippo Saga, and doesn't account for any appearances of characters from any videos prior.

All characters are listed in chronological order of appearance.

## Ball Pit Tentacle Monster

A strange tentacle monster that appeared in "Lego McDonald's but you broke" that lurks within the ball pit. It pulls Anime Guy and the McDonalds Assistant Manager into the depths of the ball pit, which appears to lead into hell itself.

In the episode's official subtitles/closed captions, it is described as "An abhorrent abomination of incomprehensible character and antideluvian evil" as well as "A creature so incomprehensible that it renders our pitiful existences no more than a fleeting drop of water in the great ocean of the universe."

The same tentacles are also used by a monster from the Lego Saga video "LEGO School".

## Lego Devil

A being who appeared to be a Lego version of the devil who appears in "Lego McDonald's but you broke" who appears to reside deeper underground in what appears to be hell. During Anime Guy's encounter with the Ball Pit Monster, Anime Guy ends up falling into the Lego Devil's domain.

But the Lego Devil doesn't seem very interested in Anime Guy, as he just sends Anime Guy back to his friends (albeit against his will).

## 7-Eleven Robbers

A trio of Robbers who appeared in the episode "You get robbed at Lego 7-Eleven".

   The first is a shirtless bearded guy wearing nothing but polka dot boxers. He walks into 7-Eleven wishing to buy a pack of smokes, and states he's been trying to get a pack of cigarettes' for the past 15 years. Anime Guy ends up questioning if the shirtless bearded guy is his father based on what what he says. He ends up pulling out a gun demanding smokes.

The second is a robber in a striped shirt and red baseball cap who comes into the 7-Eleven asking if they a lot of money there. After hearing "Yes" he pulls out his gun to rob the place.

The third and last is an agent in a suit and sunglasses with slicked back hair who turns out to be an agent of the IRS. He pulls out his gun telling Anime Guy to "hand over everything".

The three of them all start shooting at the same time, destroying a class container for a hot dog. When the robber in the striped shirt shoots it, it ends up transforming into a monster. Their fates afterwards are unknown.

## Hazmat Suit Guy

A member of the military wearing a Hazmat Suit who appeared during the events of "You get robbed at Lego 7-Eleven" along with the army to access a toxic hot dog being removed from its containment, which caused the 7-Eleven to be placed under lockdown. He assures those trapped inside that there's nothing to worry about, but ultimately he can't keep things from escalating further.

## Hot Dog Monster

A monstrosity that appeared in "You get robbed at Lego 7-Eleven". The Hot Dog monster started off as a hot dog that was so dangerous and unhealthy that it was behind glass for everyone else's safety opposed to being on display.

Upon the glass containment for the hot dog being destroyed during a shoot out with robbers, the hot dog rolled onto the floor emitting toxic fumes, forcing the 7-Eleven's security system to lock it down and the army to show up outside. When warned that the hot dog was capable of world destruction, one of the robbers shoots at the hot dog under estimating its power.

The end result is the hot dog spontaneously transforming into a monster much bigger than the 7-Eleven itself, much to the shock, awe, and horror of everyone who witnesses it.

It is unknown what happened to the hot dog after these events, whether it was taken down by the army or if it's just now rampaging elsewhere.

## Teacher

A teacher who appears in "Zombies invade school, but you still have to go". He is incredibly strict and unfair, expecting students to come to class even during a zombie apocalypse and throwing glass bottles at them when he gets angry. He is very mean and crass, going as far as to threaten to give his students detention and extra homework just for dismissing themselves early due to an invasion of zombies in the school building. He gets his comeuppance in the end when a zombie sneaks up on him when he's in the middle of chewing up his students.

## G.I. JOE

A member of S.W.A.T who appears in "Every Time I Order Ice Cream at McDonald's". He apprehends Tahu and Hippo after they flee from their armed robbery attempt at McDonalds going awry. He pulls them over and questions them, only for Tahu to play dumb. Hippo resists arrest, only for G.I. JOE to bring up that the police have a working ice cream machine. This immediately convinces Hippo to come with him since that's all Hippo wanted.

## Cortana

Cortana is an AI with female programming from the Halo series. While she is never seen on screen, but she is mentioned in at least three videos "Master Chief gets Bullied Over his Waifu", "Master Chief Becomes a Femboy (The Anime)", and "Why is my Home School Teacher so Cute".

She is said to have been Master Chief's "Imaginary AI girlfriend" and is described to have had a "dump truck rear". What happened between her isn't explicitly stated, aside from the fact that she's "out being evil in space". Master Chief had gone AWOL to pursue her, which lead to him losing his military pension, leaving him in a bad financial situation which lead him to moving in with Astolfo and Hippo.

## **DOOM SLAYER**

DOOM SLAYER (also known as DOOM GUY) is the protagonist of the DOOM franchise based on his appearance in DOOM Eternal. He appears in "Master Chief Becomes a Femboy (The Anime)" applying for a position at femboy Hooters. He ends up competing with Master Chief for the position, and had to battle it out with him to see which of them was cuter. However, rather than act cute, he just punches out Master Chief.

It's possible the DOOM SLAYER might be a rival for Master Chief, as Master Chief loses his temper when Astolfo taunts him by saying "DOOM has a better soundtrack" (in comparison to HALO). He showed up at Femboy Hooters despite not being a femboy himself, and when told to do something cute he attacks Master Chief instead. This might indicate that he wasn't really interested in the position and just wanted a chance to out do Master Chief. (Though this is just speculation).

## Calico Critter

A small sentient unnamed British cat who had just moved into the neighborhood during the events of "You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon". They show up at the door and politely ask if they can borrow a cup of sugar, only for Astolfo to tell them to run because Master Chief is a furry. Considering the Calico Critter disappears for the rest of the episode, it's likely that they took Astolfo's advice and immediately fled.

The toy used to portray this character appears to a Fisher Cat family toy from the 2013 Calico Critters Outdoor Sports Fun playset.

## MILFhunter48

A character who appears "Anime Girls vs Pizza Hut". He is a member of the Pizza Police working under Pizza Hut in the same unit as Master Chief and an unnamed officer known spartan solder wearing Hayabusa armor. The three of them bust into Astolfo's home due to Pizza Hut placing a warrant for Jiko's arrest.

He seems to be a lower rank than Master Chief, as he refers to him as "Sir" and requests permission to increase his K/D against Astolfo. Master Chief tells him to stand down, stating that he wouldn't last a second due to Astolfo's "Anime protagonist strength". He becomes blinded by Astolfo's "flash bang" along with the rest of his unit before being defeated by Jiko leaving a negative review on Pizza Hut.

## Hayabusa

An unnamed spartan soldier wearing the Hayabusa armor who is seen in "Anime Girls vs Pizza Hut". He is a member of Pizza Hut's very own Pizza Police and is part of a unit consisting of himself and MILFHunter48 being lead by Master Chief. The three bust into Astolfo's home to arrest Jiko for her crimes against Pizza Hut.

He is prone to making immature crass jokes, and he's a bit of a pervert as he desired for Astolfo to take off his skirt, and stared directly at Astolfo's illuminated nether regions commenting on commenting on his size. Ultimately he and the rest of his unit are defeated by the efforts of Astolfo and Jiko.

## Fat Yoshi

A character who isn't actually seen, but is seen contacting Jiko on her phone in " How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder". After Astolfo makes Jiko a dating profile, They are the first one to contact Jiko and send a rather lewd request. Rather than being deterred from the vulgar nature of their message, Jiko accepts the invitation and immediately leaves to go through with it.

Since Fat Yoshi never physically appears on screen, we don't know if the picture we see in his PFP or in the photo he sent Jiko is his actual self. We also never see how their date actually went, as despite Jiko coming back right away saying her date was great, she's back to being lonely and crying by the next episode, implying it was a hook up opposed to anything long term.

## Sexy Bank Robbers

A pair of attractive bank robbers who appeared in he episode "Picking Up Hotties While you Uber". The two of them had just finished robbing a bank, and escape with an unsuspecting Astolfo who is their unknowing get away driver (as Astolfo was just working as an Uber driver and these two just happened to be his clients).

Jiko ends up finding them both attractive and attempts to flirt with them, but it goes nowhere as they just wish to get away with their money and aren't at all interested in small talk. After they get pulled over by Sturdy, one of them encourages Jiko to marry Sturdy to assure that neither of them get caught. It seems to work, and it's presumed the two of them get away with their crime scot free.

## Femboy Escorts

A pair of Escorts who appear in the end of "Why is my Home School Teacher so Cute" who are hired by Sturdy to spend time with Jiko. Despite their feminine appearances, they are actually femboys.

The two of them are rather affectionate with each other, as in some scenes they're often hugging, have their faces close together gazing into each other eyes, and seemingly kissing. This could mean that they're lovers.

One of the escorts is later seen by sitting by himself in a Waffle House during the episode "Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :("

## Demon

A demon that manifests during "Don’t Trust the Mailman". Not much about who she is or where she came from, other than she started off as a strange living gooey creature that was inside of a mysterious package that Turskit had received from the mailman.

During a squabble between Turskit and the mailman, the box breaks open and she's released; enveloping the body of the mailman and manifesting before everyone else present. She appears to have a female humanoid shape, but she can't seem to verbally communicate and instead makes strange inaudible noises.

While Master Chief and Astolfo are wary of this demon, Turskit finds her cute and admires her fashion sense. Turskit immediately grows attached to her and see's herself as the demon's mother. Before they can get to know eachother, the demon farts out the mailman and gets blown up with a grenade, much to Turskit's despair. We later see that Turskit kept the skull head of the demon as a memento to their short time together.

## Under Cover Anime Police Girls

A pair of anime girls who appear in "Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :(" who appear appear on Tahu's podcast. We later find out they're incognito and actually members of the Anime Police. Together with Anime Police Girl, the three of them are able to tackle down Tahu and apprehend him at a Waffle House.

One of them appears to be a cow girl due to her horns and outfit motif, though it's unknown if she's an actual cowgirl or the horns are just fake accessories being worn to go along with her cow-themed outfit.

## Taco Bell Manager

The manager of a Taco Bell that Turskit attempted to get free food and drinks from during the events of "Can I Survive a Taco Bell Visit?". He seems to be very stern and strict for both his employees, carefully monitoring Astolfo so he doesn't give his friends free food (though he let Astolfo gives one free taco to Tahu) and only allowing customers to use the rest room.

He seems to consider Astolfo a great employee, as he awarded him the honor of employee of the month despite his short time working there.

He is voiced by youtuber Malemaidcafe.

Like Master Chief's neighbor "Calico Critter", he too is portrayed by a figurine from the "Calico Critter" brand of toys. He appears to be a Chihuahua named "Cesar Lopez" part of a the Sylvanian Families line from the Sanchez Family set.

## NEWS Anchorman

A news anchorman who appears on TV while Turskit and Hippo enjoy their Taco Bell haul at the end of "Can I Survive a Taco Bell Visit?". He reports on the fate of Tahu, prompting Turskit to immediately change the channel.

The figurine used to portray him is one of Coach Anzai Sensei (From the Manga/Anime "Slam Dunk") made by DT Studio.

He is voiced by youtuber Malemaidcafe.He is voiced by youtuber Malemaidcafe.

## Random Hot Girls

A pair of nameless hot girls with black hair and green eyes who seem to work for Tahu. They are seen briefly in "They Should've BANNED me from the Movies Sooner" when they (along with cars, money, movie tickets, and movie food) are used in order to convince Yellow Jacket to choose Tahu over Turskit.

We later see one of them sitting in a movie theatre auditorium with Tahu, Yellow Jacket, and Hippo (Likely having been given Turskit's ticket by Tahu). She is seen holding up a phone, seemingly recording/live streaming what they're watching (as Tahu proposed doing so earlier in the video).

## White Knight

White Knight is a scrapped character who was supposed to appear in the Hippo saga, but his animated scene was cut out (though it can be seen on YouTube under the title "Deleted Scene" on Pantsahat's alternate YouTube channel). He was likely supposed to make his debut in "Master Chief gets Bullied Over his Waifu" (as the Deleted scene shows the fridge open, Hippo on the Kitchen table, and the same arrangement of items on the kitchen table).

While White Knight's only animated scene was cut out and the character was completely scrapped, Pantsahat has confirmed some information.

The White Knight was supposed to be an antagonist (as shown with him fighting Master Chief in the deleted scene) and he an "Internet White Knight" (An internet slang term often used for male user online coming to the defense of a female user who is harassed in hopes of a reward) albeit a literal one.

## References

1. ↑ https://halo.fandom.com/wiki/Cortana
2. ↑ https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Doom\_Eternal
3. ↑ https://www.amazon.com/Calico-Critters-Outdoor-Sports-Fun/dp/B00E4LJC6O
4. ↑ https://www.halopedia.org/Project\_HAYABUSA
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 https://www.youtube.com/@malemaidcafe
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 https://www.youtube.com/@KaniMeidunVA
7. ↑ http://www.sylvaniantoys.com/Lopez.html
8. ↑ https://kidultkingdom.com/action-figure-slam-dunk-anzai-sensei/
9. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0osfK2qHWyE
10. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/@pantsysalt2556
11. ↑ https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=White+Knight