Episode 5: Milk

The boys watch Episode 5 Spilt Milk and there is some fighting that causes big, big problems.

We also discuss ordering food, multi-tasking and more!

## Episode Summary

Drew tries not to piss off Tom and Nate and ruin this very good episode of Lethal Weapon while ordering a pizza. Tom explains how to buy C4 Explosives legally and get a receipt. Nate teases & performs some impressions and has hardly any audio issues.

The episode starts in a Jewel Store.

Chad Michael Jackson Raymond James is an ex-Navy Seal who is addicted to Milk and Experimental Antidepressants. He has creepy vibes and goes ballistic in every scene.

This episode is better than the Mona Lisa.

Riggs encounters him in the Dairy aisle of a Supermarket and they realize they are both ex-Navy Seals.

Two seals...two sides of the same coin -- Hooyah. Unfortunately, Cruz disobeys orders and sneaks in, spooking Chad, who escapes daringly by jumping onto a moving truck.

How about a Basketball scene? There are many.

They find out Doctor Cox (Homage to Scrubs) was prescribing him and several other Vets these experimental SSRIs. However, all except Chad have died in suspicious and crazy ways.

We now know for a fact Damon and Clayne both hated the show, but expressed this hatred in different ways. We start to notice Damon sleepwalking through every scene, and Clayne's attempt to to push how stupid and/or insane can the show can get.

They get a Call that some dude is chugging Milk in the Park and, being detectives, put 2 and 2 together to deduce: this must be Chad.

In this (presumably public) park Chad is wearing a ghillie suit in broad daylight, lying prone in a bush and aiming a long sniper rifle at Riggs and Murtaugh, who have by now stumbled into his Tripwire explosive trap. Clayne has only one choice to save his partner and friend: he leaps forward grasping Murtaugh twisting mid-air to shield him from the blast. They survive but Chad makes off yet again.

They call Dr. Cox for some reason but he can't come to the phone...because he's a little dead right now.

Thanks to Trish's connections or something they find out who what and where the evil pharmaceutical company that made the Meds is located and guess what, it's got a Pool. Pharma money baby!

Unfortunately, they also find out through Cruz's CI/former partner in crime (not the LAPD Bombsquad) that someone matching Chads description had recently purchased large amounts of C4 explosives, enough to level a building. The place that sold him these ready-to-use explosives also conveniently issues receipts, which Cruz prints out and shares with Clayne - who is off the case - before anyone else. He instantly realizes that Chad wants to blow up the Pharma Corps building and rushes there (presumably driving after taking multiple swigs off his hip flask of hard liquor).

Riggs & Murtaugh swoop in to the open office on a high floor of the Pharmaceutical companies building. After a short scuffle, the Bodyguard of the Pharma CEO shoots the Bomb Vest and it triggers a 29 second timer. Riggs and Murtaugh save the day by charging towards Chad (who is wrapped in explosives) and crashing out of the window with..or no, wait...

Clayne takes the Bomb Vest off of Chad and Riggs and Murtaugh save the day by shooting out the windows, and then both of them leaping out of the building, throwing the Bomb into the air and shooting it precisely at the right point in time and space to get blasted 50 stories down into a 7 foot deep, tetris-shaped pool, safely landing in the soft water.

Immediately after, cut straight to the 3rd Basketball scene featuring Roger playing against his daughter Rianna in their well-proportioned drive way. They laugh off the explosive series of events that happened mere hours earlier because, as Roger says, "Riggs shot the bomb, not me!" - so it's all good.

He then shoots a hoop in his Khakis. All of this is shot like an arthritis commercial.

Riggs & Murtaugh meet on the roof of a nearby building and consider opening a Bar, which would make a great way to reboot this show.

## The Leftist Angle

Pharma companies are evil and sometimes you have to shoot the bomb to trigger a smaller explosion, preventing a bigger one?

## AMPdate

Johnny D\*\*\* will not be suggested for the foreseeable future just because of how much shit Drew gets whenever he does it. Also Drew would like that $1,000 he lent Johnny back please.

## Notable Quotes

### Nate

* "Drew...I try to defend you, and this is what happens."
* "Let the record show that these two are ganging up on me, thank you."
* "I'm dope! I'm dope."
* "I've lived so many lives..." (excuse for forgetting what he was just talking about)
* "*Love* Mall Chinese food so much."

### Tom

* "All the guy did was ask for milk."
* "Shut up, shut up! Let Drew speak."
* [impersonating Nate] (whimpering) "Don't talk to *me* about acid reflux! *I've* been suffewwing for an entire week, I couldn't even sing! I couldn't even dooo anything!"
* "Well, first of all, you don't buy Candy at Spirit - that is such a rookie move."

### Drew

* "He's turned on me, he's turned on Tom. Who else will he turn on tonight? If there were more people here, I'm sure he would turn on them!"
* "This is your Game! And you make me look like the Troll! But the fact is...the fact is, you guys are getting ME upset! The episode starts in a Jewel Store!"
* "He smashes the guards face...through a jewel case. Little rap there.."
* "I'm trying to get this show *flowing* - but there's a bunch of twigs, and the river can't flow. So what are we gonna do about these twigs. These twigs are things like: attacking me while I'm speaking, interrupting me, being rude to me calling me names."
* "I love Rap."
* "Nate...what the fuck are you doing." (Nate was checking his fantasy football score)
* "Honestly, yeah! Jar Jar Binks *could* be a Mandalorian!"

## Trivia

* There's a point in this episode where Tom mentions an important plot point and asks if the others mentioned it and Drew says yes you weren't listening but he definitely forgot to mention it
* At one point, Nate mentions he will produce a sketch of the final basketball Scene to showcase the superfluous distance between Roger and Trish. Once available it will be uploaded here.
* In the teaser/trailer for this Episode, Drew can be observed playing Path of Exile, an action RPG. He has attack on left click (pain) and is playing bladestorm, but gets overwhelmed by the other hosts torment and his character dies.

## Clayne-foreCasting

Rigg n' Murtiegh's is gonna be an amazing show. Season 4 and/or a reboot of Lethal Weapon could feature Riggs & Murtaugh opening a bar, Cheers-style.