Gosalyn ruins Thanksgiving

In the living room of the Riverton house, Prince Phillip was attempting to make a fire with a pair of bellows. His pet supercat, Streaky, entered to remind him.

"That's no way to light a fire!" said Streaky, "Where's your kindling?"

"This thing's gonna be going anytime now." said Phillip, as Jeanette Miller, Anna, and Rapunzel entered the living room, as well.

"Even a caveman could start a fire." said Rapunzel.

"D'oh!" said Phillip.

Suddenly, Phillip, Streaky, Jeanette, Anna, and Rapunzel heard Phillip's wife, Aurora, calling from the dining room. "Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody!" she called in a singsong voice, "Dinner!"

Then Phillip stopped lighting a fire with the bellows, put them down, and came into the dining room. "Oh, thank goodness!" he said.

Once everyone was at the table, Aurora called her son, Plucky Duck, to come into the dining room next. "OK, Plucky!" she said, "We're ready for your centerpiece!"

Then Plucky came into the dining room, holding a three-dimensional centerpiece of a cornucopia, pilgrims, Thanksgiving food, real life turkeys, and Native American Indians. Phillip, Aurora, Streaky, Jeanette, Anna, and Rapunzel were impressed at Plucky's work of art.

"Plucky, my goodness!" gasped Aurora, "That's very impressive!"

"Holy moly!" Phillip exclaimed, "That's the biggest work of art I've ever seen!"

"We always said he was gifted." said Jeanette.

"Definitely from our side of the family." replied Anna.

"How long did that take you, honey?" Rapunzel asked her nephew.

"I couldn't tell you how many hours, days, weeks, or months," said Plucky. "It was the labor of love towards those I hold dear, especially my girlfriend, Shirley, and my friend, Hamton. It's our homage to some American heroes who may not have fought in any wars, but who never...."

It was then that Plucky's sister, Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard, was last to come into the dining room, singing the 1982 fanfare from the MGM/UA Home Video logo. She was holding an enormous roast turkey.

"Speaking of heroes, here's mine: Tom Turkey!" smiled Phillip, holding up a fork and carving knife while chuckling.

"Oh, yikes!" exclaimed Gosalyn in disgust, "What is that?"

"It's the centerpiece, Gosalyn." said Plucky.

"Well, it's taking up so much space!" complained Gosalyn, elbowing Plucky's centerpiece.

"Hey, Gosalyn!" Plucky cried, "Stop it!"

"Move it or lose it, duck!"

"Mother!"

"Now just a minute. I'm sure there's room for both." said Aurora.

At that moment, Plucky and Gosalyn got into a tug-of-war with the centerpiece.

"Gosalyn, you're wrecking it; let go!" shouted Plucky, "My girlfriend, my friend, and I worked forever on this!"

Phillip, Aurora, Streaky, Jeanette, Anna, and Rapunzel watched the whole conflict between Plucky and Gosalyn without saying a word. And with that, Gosalyn tossed Plucky's centerpiece into the burning fireplace and smiled cruelly at her brother.

Plucky screamed in terror when he saw his creation burn.

"Hey, that got him going!" smirked Streaky.

"Ditchin'!" exclaimed Gosalyn.

Plucky grabbed a poker and tried to fish the creation out of the fire, but it was burned down to nothing but a complete pile of ashes. That's when Plucky got furious! "GOSALYN!!!" he shouted. He tackled Gosalyn and started biting her, pulling her hair, and punching her in the beak, almost knocking over the stuff on the table. "You don't even care! You don't even care!"

Phillip and Aurora broke up the fight by pulling their daughter and son away and restraining them. Then Plucky escaped from Aurora, ran to his room in tears, where his girlfriend, Shirley the Loon, and his friend, Hamton J. Pig, were waiting for him, and slammed the door.

Phillip angrily put Gosalyn down, and he confronted her. "All right, Gosalyn! That's it!" he shouted angrily, "Go to your room! Now!"

Gosalyn played dumb. "Ok, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go. And send up the pumpkin pie in about twenty minutes."

"I said now!" snarled Phillip.

"Mom, do I have to?" asked Gosalyn.

"Yes, you do!" Aurora scolded a guilty Gosalyn, "I hope you're happy, Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard! You've ruined Thanksgiving!!"

Gosalyn became very angry. She glared angrily at Phillip and Aurora and yelled, "You two are as evil as Negaduck!" And she stormed to her own room, where her friends, Honker and Tank Muddlefoot, were waiting for her.