The Independent Bank of Stealing your Money

***The Independent Bank of Stealing your Money*** is the Largest Bank in History, created by **The Seed of That Once Controlled Me** when he left **Commercial Banks.ink .**

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## History

### Origins

The Seed of That Once Controlled Me named his new company “**The Independent Bank of Stealing your Money**.” He named it this because he was **so confident** it will **succeed** that he believed the truth was the **only way**. During a **small time after this**, his net worth **dropped by 50.3%** (witch means nothing by the end of the day) as people **didn’t like the title**, but after a day it shot back up by **3.5 billion percent** as **other Banks Fell**. The Independent Bank of Stealing your Money became the biggest, **most successful business in History**.

###  Making The Advert, Hiring the Up and coming Actor

During this time he **insisted that his bank should make a high-budget advert**, **full of explosions**, **romance** and **cliffhangers** so expensive that the audience could worry for **not just the characters but for their own lives** as well. He also wanted to **produce**, **write and Direct** the commercial however directing duties somehow fell upon **the Breakfast Man** (presumably with The Seed of That Once Controlled Me’s permission)

Vomit looked all over the Star Filled Nebula of Tarran for a **suitable Cast**, for the role of the love interest he was considering hiring a **Block of Dirt he found lying on the floor** for the **lead female role**, but thought people may consider it **stunt Casting**, The Role of **Dy** went to **Doris Doubleknocker**, a **87 year old woman** famous for the lead role in 1994 “**Hamlet me in**.”

For the **male part**, Vomit looked at many for the role, including **Dan Ackroyd**, **Brad Pitt**, **Scarlett Johanson with a drawn on mustache**, **Tom Baker**, **The Living Anus**, **Steve Buscemi** and **the entire cast of “Twelve Angry Men” at once**(they talking In union).

The Role of **Zigzag** went to **Tilly Jilly Milly with a Nilly**, An **unknown actor** at the time who had been in **Small parts in the A.C.T.V. Soup drama** “**The Flick of a Dick**.” He was Caught in the eye of the Seed of That Once Controlled Me when he saw him preform the lead role in the theater rendition of “**How to kill a mocking Turd!**” Witch was **critically panned** for its “**Brilliant**” **performances**.

Filming took **over seven years**! During this time he and Tilly became **close firends**, so close in fact, Tilly invited him to both be **his best man at his wedding** and to watch **his gran have her prostate exam**. The Seed of That Once Controlled Me was there when Tilly Jilly Milly with a Nilly discovered **she had Cancer**.

Doris, on the other hand **wasn’t happy** with **The Seed of That Once Controlled Me’s script**. **Complaining** that the **rape scene**s weren’t **strong enough**, she tried to convince them to **allow her to get her vigina out** but the **finish project** used a **CGI model.\***

The Advert came out to **Confusing critical response**, most review it as a ‘**don’t know**” advert. Some believe that this is **proof the one true god has judge us, and claim guilty**. John C Mathew of the **Yearly Mirrors** wrote “**One moment it’s like watching the innocent of Teletubbies, followed by a real life person burning. 10 point for creativity, minus 50 for anything else**.”

**\***=The CGI artist made a horrible continuity Error, they may have done the Pink Flower of a lady part, but forgot to create the rest of the body, so in the Advert, for one shot, there appears to be a Flying Fofo.