Jakob Hilton

## Jakob Etano Hilton

### Aliases

Jay (by Allen), Kabob (by Deacon (s1)), Gentle Giant (by Colin Cowherd and Jakob’s parents)

### Relatives

Malia and Jessica Hilton (mothers), Anya Hilton (sister), Anderson Etano (father)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Annie Bell (middle school), multiple male and female partners (high school) Summer Lambton (college), Lachlan Clifton (2011-2012), Allen Kroger (2017-2017), Lana Graves (season 2-)

## Appearances

### Debut

Kickoff (S01E01)

Jakob Etano Hilton is one of the main characters of Head Coach. In both the TV and book series, Jakob is the starting quarterback for the New York Jets.

## Team History

* Michigan Wolverines #14 (starting QB, 2007-2011)
* Tennessee Titans #14 (starting QB, 8th Draft pick, 2011-2020)
* Free Agent (2020)
* New York Jets #15 (starting QB, 2020-)

## Backstory

### Childhood

Jakob Etano Hilton was born on Valentine’s day, 1989. He was conceived via a sperm donor, named Anderson Etano**†**, who Jakob got his middle name from. He grew up watching Jets football with his two mothers, Malia and Jessica, who were the only gay football fans in their apartment complex, The Osborne.

*“…My moms are the only gay people who like football in The Osborne. If you guys attack my gay moms, I’ll attack you. I am very mean. Kablamablam!”* - 9 year old Jakob in “Combine”

When Jakob was 3, he met his now best friend, Allen Kroger, at a concession stand at a home Jets game, after Jakob dropped his Jets bracelet. Allen was 2 years older than Jakob, but that didn’t separate them in any way. The two would later become inseparable, and would go to school, football games, parties, movies, and sometimes church together.

When Jakob was 7 years old, he invented the phrase, “Kablamablam”, while he was presenting a science project to his class. Jakob would later use the phrase frequently, whenever he was in a good mood or made a discovery. In season 3, he claims he “copyrighted” Kablamablam, so he could profit off of it.

*“And the elephant toothpaste volcano will explode in 3… 2… 1… KABLAMABLAM!!!”* - Jakob in “J-E-T-S! Jets Jets Jets!”

On October 22nd, 1999, Jakob’s little sister, Anya Lovas Hilton, was born. Just like Jakob, Anya was also conceived by a sperm donor, by the name of Sverre Lovas. When Anya came home from the hospital, Jakob learned that his mothers used donors to conceive.

*“I got TWO DADS?! No way!! That’s twice the gay!”* - A young Jakob in “Audible”

In terms of football, Jakob played defense and offense positions on his Peewee football team. He has played defensive lineman, wide receiver, middle linebacker, and then quarterback. Jakob claims he felt more comfortable with being a quarterback.

*“Being a quarterback is, like, the best thing to be, EVER! I get to call the plays, throw a ball, all that fun jazz. I want to be a quarterback forever!”* - 10 year old Jakob in “Relax”

### Teen Years

In middle school, Jakob decided to keep playing the quarterback position on his football team. Besides football, Jakob partook in different extra curricular activities. He spent some of his time in drama club, where he met his first girlfriend, Annie Bell.

*“You don’t remember Annie Bell? I met her at drama club in middle school! You were there, Allen!”* - Jakob in “Deflategate”

According to the Head Coach book series, Annie and Jakob’s relationship was short-lived. They dated for three months in eighth grade, and broke up after Annie moved to a different state. In “Combine”, Jakob told Lana that he was afraid to get Annie’s phone number due to his fear of raising his moms’ phone bill. Jakob was also afraid of sending things in the mail.

*“I guess this is it. I can’t have your phone number. So this, is goodbye.”* - Jakob

*“What? Yes you can! We can call all the time! And we can send letters!”* - Annie

*“I’m gonna get in trouble for that. I might accidentally send you crack in the mail, and I’ll raise the phone bill if I call you every day. Annie, having two moms and a baby sister is pricey, according to what the bankers told me and my moms... So this is goodbye. Bye!”* - Jakob in “Combine”

Jakob quit drama club in his Freshman year of high school, and joined a “Sleepover Club”, organized by fellow classmates. During his multiple sleepovers with the club, he “hooked up” with multiple classmates, mostly his male classmates and even a few of his football team members. His hookups helped Jakob realize he was bisexual.

In his senior year of high school, Jakob sent out DVDs with his athletic and academic highlights to multiple Division 1 and 2 colleges and universities, in hopes of making it to the big leagues. He also talked to several football coaches.

Jakob graduated high school in 2007.