Let's Play FAST & FURIOUS: HIGHWAY HEIST

**Let's Play FAST & FURIOUS: HIGHWAY HEIST** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Brum, brum motherfuckers! Let's go!*"
―Laurie
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "(and I feel contractually obligated to say it) all about family".
* Who will be *Fast & Furious 5* and who will be *Fast & Furious 3: Tokyo Drift*?
* Ah, a co-op game. We can usually turn those into an orgy of bickering and recrimination.
* We have our Fast, our Furious and our &.
* Sullivan's seen exactly one half of one F&F movie and hated it.
* Laurie is Dominic, he can reroll a die on a skill roll and his car can shake off dudes on the roof. Adam is Brian, he can leap at will and his car can move wrecks. Holly is Letty, she has an extra pip for dice rolls and her car has another extra pip. Sullivan is Tej who has 3 extra actions and his car lets him move an extra space.
* The cars are kissing. Already. Wonder if that's our tone for this one? Oh yes, it certainly does appear to be.
* Holly's a girl. So she has the pink car. Obviously. Laurie makes the parking and direction jokes: "Can I drive? No I can't drive. But I know this about women - they're worse drivers than I".
* Auto-erotica. WE SEE YOU ADAM. Nobody at the table noticed, but we saw it. It was funny.
* This is filth. Wall to wall filth. How marvellous.
* We spend quite some time identifying cars (and other vehicles) in British children's tv of the late 20th century. Hi, US audience!
* Laurie may have mis-remembered the F&F films.
* Adam: "I think it's important that Laurie feels like he's the main character occasionally, cos otherwise he might burn the studio down and spend all the insurance money on bouldering ... also he's bald like Vin Diesel's bald".
* *Along Came Laurie* is an interesting sequel, thanks James! The new version of Bop-It is a bit disturbing, too.
* So neither Laurie nor Sullivan can drive in real life.
* Laurie: "How does it feel to be the main character? You shouldn't ask a narcissist that, should you? How do you think I feel all days? I'm so fucking good".
* JOKE OF THE DAY! SUV-sus
* Hate to 'well, *actually*' our beloved cast, but 'anchors aweigh' *is* the correct expression. Arguably they do use it incorrectly in the game - because they're using it to talk about throwing an anchor out, not bringing it back in. Eeew, I feel all wrong now.
* Here's a discussion we never knew we needed to have - would you rather have someone key your car or cum on it? Cars are disturbingly sexy and, you know, we start from our normal NRB baseline so there's always a chance that we descend into single-entendres fairly quickly. Adam's less his usual 'could you all behave and let me get on with this content?' and more 'I'm not even fighting this one'. To be fair, he's pretty much the worst offender by the end.
* Adam: "There *is* no-one on top of the tank because I'm a legend".
* Sullivan and his biting insults: "Let's wreck this ... silly man". But now he's killed a human man.
* An unwelcome milestone - our first damage incurred.
* HOLLY! filth! from you! Also - it's been a long time since we had to bleep a BGC. And we've gone.
* Singalonga NRB: "Don't go poo in my car!"
* Is this the stupidest video we've done in a very long time? What makes them say that? the poo? the cum? the children's tv? the pink car for ladies? the manual dexterity? the car fucking?
* Laurie and Sullivan are just going to have a nice little drive around.
* Sullivan: "I'm not going to cum on your car. I don't want to cum on your car." Adam: "Sullivan - if you came on my car, then you could beat off this guy." Laurie: "That sounds like a you problem" ... Sullivan: "I can only beat him off with one dice, it's going to be tough for him." And it goes on.
* Sullivan: "Sometimes ... you're going to help a friend in their car and they're like 'Can you jerk off this guy so he'll leave?'"
* Sullivan is questioning his life choices. But not for long. He's giving up on the sexy car roof sex and going home. It's really knocked his confidence. A tragic tale. But he does get his confidence back and he's ready to jack off anyone.
* Holly's not fine. Sullivan is not fine and *he's* writing poetry about it.
* Adam: "We really don't want the SUV - that would kill Sullivan." Round of applause, then.
* Joke of the Day! well, really JOKE OF THE YEAR! 'car-ma sutra!'
* Nice set of dice rolls, people. Followed by shit set of dice rolls, people.
* Heart of the cars!
* Adam: "If I'm going down, Laurie's going down with me. Seems on brand".
* Holly's trying witch magic and witch luck.
* Sullivan: "We were too slow and too calm".
* Where's the blame going to lie?
* Teri spot! Hi Teri! Even One Try Teri can't do this one.

## Talking heads

Talking heads are available this episode. Timestamps were put together by Peter on the Patreon Discord.

* 0:09:59 - Sullivan is NOT a fan of Fast & Furious
* 0:13:52 - Holly is a girl, playing a girl
* 0:14:08 - Laurie is a misogynist (as a joke)
* 0:17:01 - Sullivan is often compared to Ludacris
* 0:23:33 - Laurie wants to drive an ice cream truck
* 0:23:59 - Adam needs Laurie to feel like the main character
* 0:28:24 - Laurie DID come up with a better plan
* 0:38:09 - Sullivan is a "Londoner"
* 0:40:00 - Laurie is a narcissist
* 0:56:24 - Holly is good for the pink car
* 0:56:35 - Adam was "forced" to give Holly the pink car
* 1:00:18 - Adam wants the tank to STOP MOOOOVING
* 1:07:37 - Laurie makes Teri laugh, unintentionally
* 1:28:48 - Sullivan has an M18 monologue
* 1:39:59 - Holly wishes a fond farewell
* 1:43:41 - Holly is a victim of misogyny (for legal purposes this is a joke)
* 1:52:57 - Sullivan loves his blue car
* 2:09:16 - Laurie discusses the car deficit
* 2:20:13 - Holly believes in witch luck
* 2:21:04 - Sullivan is the arbiter of competence
* 2:21:52 - Adam wants you to stay out of the comments

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* They're playing the standard difficulty, Tank Assault scenario.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.