The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm

**The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1997)** is a UK VHS release by Polygram Video/Tempo Pre-School on 17th March 1997.

## Presenters

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Sarah Davison
* Iain Lauchlan

## Children

* Shantel Boothe
* Jack Coleman
* Rebecca Griffiths
* Xanthe Nobes
* Albey Brookes
* Elizabeth Dixon
* Dayle Hodge
* Zizi Vaign-Court Strallen

## Songs

1. Fun Song Factory Opening Theme
2. Do As I'm Doing
3. How Do You Feel Today?
4. Everybody Do This
5. This is the Way We Polish the Pipes
6. Come Down on the Farm
7. I Went to Visit a Farm One Day
8. When I Was a Lad in My Father's Farm
9. Can't Stop Tapping My Feet
10. Horsey Horsey
11. How Now Brown Cow?
12. The Caterpillar Song
13. Baa Baa Black Sheep
14. Mary Had a Little Lamb
15. Pop Goes the Weasel
16. Ride a Cock Horse
17. Little Boy Blue
18. Rub a Dub Dub
19. One, Two Buckle My Shoe
20. Five Little Ducks that I Once Knew
21. Five Little Ducks Went Swimming One Day
22. Incy Wincy Spider
23. I Have a Little Spider
24. Five Little Chickens
25. Five Brown Eggs
26. The More We Are Together
27. Old MacDonald Had a Farm
28. Fun Song Factory Closing Theme

## Transcript

**Ozzy:** Hello there.

**Audience:** Hello Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Hello there. Welcome to the Fun Song Factory. I've just been getting a few things together to make something. I wonder if you can guess what it is. There's some straw and some fencing. Where would you find those?

**Audience:** On a farm.

**Ozzy:** That's right on a farm! Ohh, there's the hooter! It's time to start the Factory. (he presses the start button as the music kicks in) It must be time for people to start arriving. Who do you think we'll meet first?

**Iain:** It's me! Hello everybody!

**Audience:** Hello!

**Iain:** Hello, Ozzy! Oh, I wonder what the factory's got in store for us today?

**Ozzy:** Everything's ready, Iain, but first things first, let's see who's working in the Factory today.

**Iain:** Of course!

**Ozzy:** There's Zizi and Dayle, Elizabeth and Jack, Shantel and Albey, Xanthe and Rebecca.

**Iain:** Hello!

**Kids:** Hello!

**Ozzy:** Welcome!

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory

Songs to sing along with

Sorts of things to do

Just ask the Fun Song Factory

To play each one for you

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Yeah!

**Iain:** Are you ready to do as I'm doing? Come on everybody, follow me. Are you ready?

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, stretch up 1, 2, 3

Once I do you do it too

Then I'll change to something new

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

**Iain:**

**Ozzy:** OK, Iain.

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me (**Iain:** Everyone)

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, slap knees 1, 2, 3

Once I do you do it too

Then I'll change to something new (**Iain:** Everyone)

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

**Iain:** Let's do one together, Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Yes, both do something.

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

Do as I'm doing, shrug shoulders 1, 2, 3

Once I do you do it too

Then I'll change to something new

Do as I'm doing, follow, follow me

**Ozzy:**

**Sarah:** Hello everyone.

**Audience:** Hello, Sarah.

How do you feel today?

How do you feel today?

If you're feeling happy then clap your hands

Feeling happy then clap your hands

Feeling happy then clap your hands

Clap your hands like this.

**Sarah:** That's right, clap your hands if you're feeling happy. Are you clapping? Are you clapping over here?

**Shantel, Albey, Dayle & Zizi:** Yes.

**Sarah:** Keep clapping, how are you feeling today, Iain?

**Iain:** I don't think I'm clapping as well as the others. I'm angry about it.

**Sarah:** Well, if you're angry, why don't you stamp your feet.

How do you feel today? (**Iain:** Angry)

How do you feel today? (**Iain:** Very angry)

If you're feeling angry then stamp your feet

Feeling angry then stamp your feet

Feeling angry then stamp your feet

Stamp your feet like this.

**Sarah:** Now, get really mad and stamp those feet as hard as you can. That’s right, keep stamping them.

**Iain:** Wave.

How do you feel today?

How do you feel today?

If you're feeling friendly then wave a hand

Feeling friendly then wave a hand

Feeling friendly then wave a hand

Wave your hand like this

Stamp your feet like this

Clap your hands like this.

**Audience:** Hello.

**Sarah:** Hello, Dave.

**Dave:**

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Your turn)

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:**

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Everybody)

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:**

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Go on)

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:**

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me (**Dave:** Your turn)

Everybody do this, do this, do this

Everybody do this just like me

**Dave:**

Everybody do this just like me

**Sarah:** Well, why don't you take one then?

**Ozzy:** Because if I go away on holiday, they'll be no one here to look after the Factory. Look at all those jobs

**Sarah:** Oh, dear.

**Ozzy:** You really mean it?

**Dave & Sarah:** Yeah!

**Dave:**

**Sarah:** Who's gonna help me look after the Factory?

**Rebecca, Elizabeth, Dayle & Zizi:** We will.

**Sarah:** See.

**Iain:** I wonder if the Factory knows of a farm you could visit. Hey! Look at me!

**Sarah:** Iain, you've turned into Old MacDonald.

**Iain:** Well, it's time for me to go down to my farm. Cheeri-bye everybody, cheeri-bye.

**Ozzy:** Well, the rest of you can come with me.

**Shantel, Jack, Xanthe & Albey:** Yay!

**Dave, Sarah & the audience:** Bye.

**Sarah:** Right, we better get on with the cleaning then.

**Dave:** Now, what's at the top of Ozzy's list? Spring cleaning, I think the Factory

**Sarah:**

This is the way we polish the pipes

Polish the pipes, polish the pipes

This is the way we polish the pipes

To keep the factory clean.

This is the way we polish the pipes

Polish the pipes, polish the pipes

This is the way we polish the pipes

To keep the factory clean.

**Dave:**

This is the way we dust it down

Dust it down, dust it down

This is the way we dust it down

To keep the factory clean.

This is the way we dust it down

Dust it down, dust it down

This is the way we dust it down

To keep the factory clean.

**Rebecca:** Look, scrubbing brushes this means we have to scrub the floor.

This is the way we scrub the floor

Scrub the floor, scrub the floor

This is the we scrub the floor

To keep the factory clean.

This is the way we scrub the floor

Scrub the floor, scrub the floor

This is the we scrub the floor

To keep the factory clean.

**Sarah:** Look at this, filthy old cobwebby saxophone

This is the way we blow out the webs

Blow out the webs, blow out the webs

This is the way we blow out the webs

To keep the factory clean.

This is the way we blow out the webs

Blow out the webs, blow out the webs

This is the way we blow out the webs

To keep the factory clean.

**Dave:** Oh, yes. Well done, everybody. Was that you?

**Sarah:** Look what I found over here, a computer.

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Ozzy:**

I went to visit a farm one day

I saw a cow across the way

And what do you think I heard him say?

Moo moo moo.

**Ozzy:** Did you get that one, now what else is there?

I went to visit a farm one day

I saw a pig across the way

And what do you think I heard him say?

Oink oink oink.

**Ozzy:** I wonder where the children have got to, can you see them?

I went to visit a farm one day

I saw a duck across the way

And what do you think I heard him say?

Quack quack quack.

**Ozzy:** Take a look at what I've found.

I went to visit a farm one day

I saw a sheep across the way

And what do you think I heard him say?

Baa baa baa.

**Iain:** Hello!

**Kids:** Hello!

**Iain:**

**Kids:** Yes.

**Jack:** So much to see.

**Xanthe:** And so many sounds.

**Iain:**

When I was a lad on my father's farm

In the merry merry month of May

I used to feed the ducks and hens

In the merry merry month of May

They were quacking here and clucking there

And clucking here and quacking there

In the merry merry month of May (Join in)

There were quacking here and clucking there

And clucking here and quacking there

In the merry merry month of May.

When I was a lad on my father's farm

In the merry merry month of May

I used to feed the cows and calves

In the merry merry month of May

They were mooing here and mooing there

And mooing here and mooing there

In the merry merry month of May (Join in)

There were mooing here and mooing there

And mooing here and mooing there

In the merry merry month of May.

When I was a lad on my father's farm

In the merry merry month of May

I used to feed the sheep and lambs

In the merry merry month of May

They were baaing here and baaing there

And baaing here and baaing there

In the merry merry month of May (Everybody)

There were baaing here and baaing there

And baaing here and baaing there

In the merry merry month of May.

**Iain:** Come on everybody, keep up.

When I was a lad on my father's farm

In the merry merry month of May

I used to feed the sows and pigs

In the merry merry month of May

They were oinking here and oinking there

And oinking here and oinking there

In the merry merry month of May (Be a pig)

They were oinking here and oinking there

And oinking here and oinking there

In the merry merry month of May.

**Ozzy:** Hold it there, Old MacDonald. I want to get a picture for my holiday album.

**Sarah:**

**Zizi:** What did he say, Sarah?

**Zizi:** To remind him of his holiday.

**Sarah:** Good idea,

**Dave:** Alright, alright, I'll do the cleaning.

**Sarah:**

When you hear the music playing and you have a catchy beat

And something in the rhythm makes you want to tap your feet

Then your fingers start to snap and your hands start to clap

Oh it is quite outrageous it's too contagious I can't stop, I can't stop moving.

I can't stop tapping my feet

No I can't stop tapping my feet

No I can't stop tapping my feet

While the music's playing that beat.

Tap tappity tap tappity tap tappity tap

Tap tappity tap tappity tap tappity tap.

No I can't stop snapping my fingers

I can't stop snapping my fingers

I can't stop snapping my fingers

While the music's playing that beat.

Snap snappity snap snappity snap snappity snap

Snap snappity snap snappity snap snappity snap.

**Sarah:** Clap your hands now, here we go.

No I can't stop clapping my hands

No I can't stop clapping my hands

No I can't stop clapping my hands

While the music's playing that beat.

Clap clappity clap clappity clap clappity clap

Clap clappity clap clappity clap clappity clap.

**Sarah:** Come on, Dave.

No I can't stop tapping my feet

No I can't stop tapping my feet

No I can't stop tapping my feet

While the music's playing that beat.

Tap tappity tap tappity tap tappity tap

No I can't stop tapping my feet

While the music's playing that beat.

**Dave:**

**Dayle:** But we didn't get much cleaning done.

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Iain:**

**Ozzy:** Oh, is your horse called John?

**Iain:** It is.

**Ozzy:**

Horsey horsey don't you stop

Just let your feet go clippety clop

Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round

Giddy up, we're homeward bound!

**Ozzy:** Right, let's sing that again.

**Dave:** A bit louder though.

Horsey horsey don't you stop

Just let your feet go clippety clop

Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round

Giddy up, we're homeward bound!

We ain't in a hussle, we ain't in a bussle

Don't go tearing up the road

We ain't in a hurry, we ain't in a flurry

And we ain't got a very heavy load.

**Dave:**

Horsey horsey don't you stop

Just let your feet go clippety clop

Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round

Giddy up, we're homeward bound!

**Ozzy:**

**Iain:** We're off to see the cows.

**Albey:** What a beautiful cow.

**Xanthe:** She's lovely.

**Ozzy:** Hello, Daisy.

**Iain:** Why don't you ask her.

**Ozzy:** Ask her, how?

**Iain:** How? Exactly right, how.

How now brown cow, how now brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow

How now how now, brown cow brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow?

**Iain:**

How now brown cow, how now brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow

How now how now, brown cow brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow?

How now how now, brown cow brown cow

How now brown cow, how now brown cow?

**Ozzy:** Smile Daisy.

**Dave:**

**Sarah:** This is the way we dust it down. Dust it down, dust it down. This is the way we dust it down. Hello Fred.

Fuzzy little caterpillar crawling crawling on the ground

Fuzzy little caterpillar nowhere nowhere to be found

Though we've looked and looked and hunted everywhere around.

**Fred:** Where's he gone, Sarah?

**Sarah:**

When the little caterpillar found his furry coat too tight

Then a snug cocoon he made him spun of silk so soft and light

Rolled itself away within it slept there day and night.

**Fred:**

**Sarah:** He has, Fred.

See how this cocoon is stirring now a little head we spy

What is this? Our caterpillar spreading gorgeous wings to dry

Soon this free and happy creature flutters gaily by.

Fuzzy little caterpillar crawling crawling on the ground

Fuzzy little caterpillar nowhere nowhere to be found

Though we've looked and looked and hunted everywhere around.

**Sarah:** Get your cocoon ready.

When the little caterpillar found his furry coat too tight

Then a snug cocoon he made him spun of silk so soft and light

Rolled itself away within it slept there day and night.

**Sarah:** He's asleep now, Fred.

See how this cocoon is stirring now a little head we spy

What is this? Our caterpillar spreading gorgeous wings to dry

Soon this free and happy creature flutters gaily by.

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Ozzy:**

**Iain:** And this is going to be a woolly jumper, we get wool from sheep.

**Shantel:** Ozzy, come and have a look at these sheep over here.

Baa baa black sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir

Three bags full

One for the master

One for the dame

One for the little boy

Who lives down the lane.

**Ozzy:**

Baa baa white sheep

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir

Three needles full

One to mend a jumper

One to mend a frock

One for the little boy

With holes in his socks.

**Iain:**

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white as snow

And everywhere that Mary went

The lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day

Which was against the rules

It made the children laugh and play

To see a lamb at school.

And so the teacher turned it out

But still it lingered near

And it waited patiently

'Til Mary did appear.

"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"

The eager children cry

"Why Mary loves the lamb, you know?"

The teacher did reply.

**Ozzy:** Hold it there, everyone.

**Dave:**

**Sarah:** Cleaning the cupboards, Dave.

**Dave:**

Half a pound of tuppenny rice

Half a pound of treacle

That's the way the money goes

Pop! goes the weasel.

Up and down the city road

In and out the Eagle

That's the way the money goes

Pop! goes the weasel.

Half a pound of tuppenny rice

Half a pound of treacle

That's the way the money goes

Pop! goes the weasel.

**Sarah:**

**Rebecca:** I know that one.

**Sarah:**

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross

To see a fine lady upon a white horse

With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes

She shall have music wherever she goes.

**Sarah:**

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross

To see a fine lady upon a white horse

With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes

She shall have music wherever she goes.

**Dave:**

Little boy blue, come blow your horn

The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn

Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?

He's under the haystack fast asleep

Will you wake him? No not I

For if I do, he's sure to cry.

**Dave:** I'll tell you what, shall I wake him up?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Dave:** Oh, shall I really wake him up?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Dave:** Alright then.

Little boy blue, come blow your horn

**Sarah:** What's this over here? Ah, a tub.

Rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub

Rub a dub, rub a dub dub

Rub a dub dub

Three men in a tub

And who do you think they be?

The butcher (rub a dub dub)

The baker (rub a dub dub)

The candlestick (rub a dub dub)

Maker (rub a dub dub)

Turn 'em out knaves all three.

**Sarah:** Venga.

Rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub

Rub a dub, rub a dub dub

Rub a dub dub

Three men in a tub

And who do you think they be?

The butcher (rub a dub dub)

The baker (rub a dub dub)

The candlestick (rub a dub dub)

Maker (rub a dub dub)

Turn 'em out knaves all three.

**Sarah:** Venga, here we go.

Rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub, rub a dub

Rub a dub, rub a dub dub

1, 2 buckle my shoe

3, 4 knock on the door

5, 6 pick up sticks

7, 8 lay them straight

9, 10 a big fat hen.

**Dave:**

1, 2 buckle my shoe

3, 4 knock on the door

5, 6 pick up sticks

7, 8 lay them straight

9, 10 a big fat hen.

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Xanthe:** I love ducks.

**Ozzy:** So do I, I love the way they waddle and wibble.

Five little ducks that I once knew

Big ducks, little ducks, fat ducks too

But the one little duck with the feather on his back

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack

Quack quack quack, quack quack quack

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack.

**Ozzy:** Are you being ducks as well?

Down to the river they would go

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble to and fro

But the one little duck with the feather on his back

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack

Quack quack quack, quack quack quack

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack.

**Ozzy:** Time to come home from the river now.

Home from the river they would come

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble ho hum hum

But the one little duck with the feather on his back

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack

Quack quack quack, quack quack quack

He led the others with a quack, quack, quack.

**Iain:**

5 little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But only 4 little ducks came back.

**Iain:**

4 little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But only 3 little ducks came back.

**Iain:**

3 little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But only 2 little ducks came back.

**Iain:**

2 little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But only 1 little duck came back.

**Iain:**

1 little duck went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

But no little ducks came swimming back.

**Iain:**

No little ducks went swimming one day

Over the pond and far away

Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack

And 5 little ducks came swimming back.

**Iain:** Hooray!

**Sarah:**

**Rebecca, Elizabeth, Dayle & Zizi:** Nearly ready.

**Purple:** Of course, that's Incy Wincy.

**Orange:** Showering from the rain.

**Dave:** Of course, Incy Wincy. I know that song, take it away paint pots.

Incy wincy, incy, incy wincy, incy wincy spider

Incy wincy, incy, incy wincy, incy wincy spider

Incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain

So Incy wincy spider climbed up the spout again.

**Dave:**

Incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain

So Incy wincy spider climbed up the spout again.

**Dave:**

Incy wincy, incy, incy wincy climbed up the water spout

Come down on the farm, take a good look around

Who's in the fields, the yard and the barn?

Come down, come on down to the farm

Come down, come on down to the farm.

**Iain:**

I have a little spider

I'm very fond of him

He climbs onto my shoulder

And then onto my chin

He crawls down my arm

And jumps onto my leg

He's a tiny little spider

So I put him to bed.

**Iain:**

I have a little spider

I'm very fond of him

He climbs onto my shoulder

And then onto my chin

He crawls down my arm

And jumps onto my leg

He's a tiny little spider

So I put him to bed.

**Ozzy:**

5 little chickens sitting in a row

1 says "cheep cheep, I must go"

1, 2, 3, 4

4 little chickens sitting in a row.

**Ozzy:**

4 little chickens sitting in a row

1 says "cheep cheep, I must go"

1, 2, 3

3 little chickens sitting in a row.

**Ozzy:**

3 little chickens sitting in a row

1 says "cheep cheep, I must go"

1, 2

2 little chickens sitting in a row.

**Ozzy:**

2 little chickens sitting in a row

1 says "cheep cheep, I must go"

1

1 little chicken sitting in a row.

**Ozzy:**

1 little chicken sitting in a row

He says "cheep cheep, I must go"

0 little chickens, 0 little chickens

0 little chickens sitting in a row.

**Iain:**

5 brown eggs in the nest of hay

5 brown eggs in the nest of hay

5 brown eggs in the nest of hay

1 yellow chick popped out to play.

**Iain:**

4 brown eggs in the nest of hay

4 brown eggs in the nest of hay

4 brown eggs in the nest of hay

Another yellow chick popped out to play.

**Iain:**

3 brown eggs in the nest of hay

3 brown eggs in the nest of hay

3 brown eggs in the nest of hay

Another yellow chick popped out to play.

**Iain:**

2 brown eggs in the nest of hay

2 brown eggs in the nest of hay

2 brown eggs in the nest of hay

Another yellow chick popped out to play.

**Iain:**

1 brown egg in the nest of hay

1 brown egg in the nest of hay

1 brown egg in the nest of hay

The last yellow chick popped out to play.

**Ozzy:** Of course, of course, why didn't I think of that? Sarah, Sarah, we're coming back and we're bringing some friends.

**Sarah:** Ready when you are, Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** We're back.

**Dave:** Oh, welcome back Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Thanks Dave.

The more we are together pom pom

Together pom pom, together pom pom

The more we are together pom pom

The happier we shall be.

Your friends are my friends

And my friends are your friends

The more we are together pom pom

The happier we shall be.

**Ozzy:** And look, you've made my farm. That's just perfect.

**Sarah:** Hang on a minute,

**Ozzy:** Everyone from the farm, watch.

**Iain:** I'm in the Fun Song Factory.

**Ozzy:** Hello, Old MacDonald. Now, you've got a whole farm inside the Factory.

**Iain:**

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a cow, E I E I O

With a moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:**

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a pig, E I E I O

With an oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:**

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a sheep, E I E I O

With a baa baa here and a baa baa there

Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa

Oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:**

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a duck, E I E I O

With a quack quack here and a quack quack there

Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack

Baa baa here and a baa baa there

Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa

Oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:**

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a chicken, E I E I O

With a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there

Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck cluck

Quack quack here and a quack quack there

Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack

Baa baa here and a baa baa there

Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa

Oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Iain:** And now for my favourite, the horse. Are you ready?

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O

And on that farm he had a horse, E I E I O

With a neigh neigh here and a neigh neigh there

Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh

Cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there

Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck cluck

Quack quack here and a quack quack there

Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack

Baa baa here and a baa baa there

Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa

Oink oink here and an oink oink there

Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink

Moo moo here and a moo moo there

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo

Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.

**Ozzy:** Ohh, there's the hooter! Well, thanks everyone, I've had a wonderful holiday. I hope you enjoyed coming down on the farm too. See you all next time for some more songs down at the Fun Song Factory. Bye.

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**All:** Yeah! Bye.

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Opening (1997 re-release)

1. Tempo Video Warning Screen (1987-2002)
2. Tempo Pre-School Ident (1996-2010)
3. Tempo Pre-School videos approved by the Pre-school Learning Alliance card
4. Party Time at the Fun Song Factory trailer [announced by Karl Woolley]
5. The Happy Birthday Video trailer [announced by Karl Woolley]
6. Bedtime Stories trailer [announced by Karl Woolley]
7. The Official Pre-School Learning Alliance Video Card (Short Version)
8. Start of The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1996)

## Closing (1997 re-release)

1. End of The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm (1996)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits (The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm Version)
3. A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
4. for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc (silent)
5. A GMTV Programme For ITV

## Trailers and info

### 1997 re-release

1. The "Party Time at the Fun Song Factory" video commercial of 1996.
2. The "The Happy Birthday Video" video commercial of 1996.
3. The "Bedtime Stories" video commercial of 1996.