Dio brando vs alucard

alucard vs dio brando (hellsing vs jojo)

location: enngland (phantom blood)

pre fight:

what?!, what are you, said a women confused as she saw dio approaching her, your worst nightmare, said dio as he bit the girls head off. now i just need to find something else to feast on, dio thought as he searched the area for someone else to eat. i'm telling you we took the wrong turn, said a wife as she and her husband looked for their way home, excuse me, are you?, said dio, as he approached the couple, yes can you help us?, said the wife, yeah, let me show you the way, said dio as he waved his hands motioning the couple to follow him. this isn't the way, said the husband confused, your right it isn't, said dio as he pulled out a knife and threw it at the husband, is it money you want?, here take it, said the wife as she reached for her purse, i do not desire money, dio said as he pulled out another knife.

then what is it that you want?, the wife asked, your flesh, dio replied as he tossed the knife into the wife's chest. you son of a bitch, said voice from behind dio, who are you?, said dio as he turned around, i am alucard, and i'm here to make to pay for your sins and send you to hell. try it, said dio as he struck a pose, alright prepare to face hell, said alucard as he pulled out casull and jackal.

fight:

muda muda muda, said dio as he tossed knives at alucard, alucard dodged the knives and fired shots out of jackal, za warudo, said dio as stopped time, i must taste really good, said dio as he planted two knives into alucard's head. za wurado stop time, said dio as time resumed, puny knives can't kill me, said alucard as he plucked the knives out of his head and tossed them to the ground. space ripper stingy eyes, said dio as he fired lasers out of his eyes that cut alucard in half, you can't a vampire so easily, said alucard as his body started to regenerate. muda muda muda muda muda muda muda, said dio as he continuously punched alucard, so you use a invisible fighter to do your bidding, said alucard as he dodged most of the worlds punches.

hound of baskerville, said alucard as he summoned the hound to attack dio. muda muda muda, said dio as he swatted the creature aside, your puny dogs can't even beat me, said dio as he tried to put a flesh bud in alucard's head. get that thing away from me, said alucard as he shot the flesh bud with casull, okay if you won't be so easily controlled then you must die, said dio as he the world punched at alucard, your going to go to hell for your crimes, said alucard as he grabbed dio by the neck and slammed into a wall. you see, i can walk through solid objects, said alucard as he shoved dio through the wall.

you see dio, i am basically a vampire god, said alucard as he aimed jackal at dio's face, fire it, said dio, if you wish, said alucard as he fired, your not the only one who's a vampire god, said dio as the world caught the bullet, you underestimate the powers of the world, said dio, and you underestimate me, said alucard as he bit dio in the shoulder. your really starting to get on my nerves, said dio, and your going to hell, said alucard as he reached in dio's body and crushed his heart.

conclusion:

another vampire dead, alucard thought to himself as he walked away.

winner: alucard