Lost THX Tex Trailer: A Bandai-Namco Boxset

Warning: The following story has graphic violence that might not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

Toppy, Dave, and I woke up in Rod's freezer. It was super cold, and we were confused as to what happened.

"What happened?" asked Toppy. "Where are we?! It's so cold in here!"

"Rod must've knocked us out," I said.

"Yes, he did," said a purple robot.

"Zurg?!" We all said in unison. "Help us!"

"No can do, prides," said Zurg. "Rod and Tex told me to watch you guys. Then, Rod will give me a lot of his ice cream."

"We could give you more!" yelled Dave.

"I don't know," said Zurg.

"If you help us, we will give you more ice creams than Rod," I said.

"Rod will be so angry," said Zurg, nervously.

"Angry about what?!" asked Rod, who just so happened to be standing there the whole time.

"About, about," Zurg began nervously.

"About eating all of your ice creams!" said Toppy.

"What?!" yelled Rod. "Zurg!"

"I only had one," said Zurg. "Not all of them."

"I told you a hundred times: Don't touch the freezer!" berated Rod. "Now, you will be mopping floors for the rest of your life! As for you three, don't try to escape! I've set this freezer to 15 degrees! You will be frozen in one hour! Then, I will make ice creams out of all of you! Including the blue-haired goat simp, Toppy!"

"Hey!" yelled Toppy, with a angry red collar color. "I'm sick and tired of being insulted over Asriel! Come over here, you Marshmello- looking psycho!"

"That's the least of our concerns, dude!" said Dave, freaking out. "He's gonna make ice cream out of us!"

"I don't want to be ice cream!" I said. "We gotta think of a plan to escape!"

"I can't do anything!" Said Dave, who was now frozen. "Look! My hands are frozen!"

"Wait!" Said Toppy. "I got an idea!"

"What?" Dave and I asked.

"I have my gun," said Toppy as he grabbed his gun.

"We're gonna be ice cream," said Dave sadly.

"No. Wait! I have a heat ray on my gun," said Toppy. "I can use it to melt the freezer."

" OK," Dave and I said.

At that moment, Toppy used the heat ray on his gun to melt the freezer and break free. Then, he helped us escape and rang up the police. But at that moment, Rod and Zurg showed up.

"What are you guys doing?!" Yelled Rod. "Oh no! You broke my freezer!"

"We've called for help!" Yelled Toppy. "The police are on the way!"

" I think I need to finish you three faster!" Yelled Rod, getting ready to freeze us with his ice breath.

"Help! Help!" Yelled Dave.

"Silence!" Yelled Zurg, getting ready to shoot us with his ray.

At that moment, Oceanna showed up and used her voice to freeze Rod.

"Oceanna?!" I said in shock.

"I got everything under control," said Oceanna. "Go!"

Toppy and Dave ran out of there. But I stayed to make sure Oceanna didn't get seriously hurt. At that moment, Zurg used his mop bucket to make Oceanna grow a tail on land.

"Poor mermaid," said Zurg. "No family. No legs. Helpless. Time for a sushi..."

At that moment, I knocked Zurg out with a powerful punch, picked up Oceanna, and raced back to the car.

"We did it!" Said Toppy, excitedly.

"No, we didn't," I said. We forgot the first part of the Eternal Flame!"

"Um, Kadin," said Oceanna, as she held up the first part of the Eternal Flame. "I was able to grab it."

"That's awesome!" I said.

"I got something else too," said Oceanna, as she held up another THX boxset. This time, it was for Bandai Namco and the characters on it included Pac-Man, Mrs. Pac-Man, Dig-Dug, Kazuya Mishima, The Galaga Spaceship, and Baby Pac-Man.

"That's great!" I said, triumphantly. Maybe, it will tell us where the other three parts of the Eternal Flame is!"

"Let's watch!" said Toppy.

We put the boxset into Peter and the warning came up:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote all three films of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy, despite them not being THX-certified. This trailer also contains graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Get ready, Tex," I said. "You won't last long."

The trailer opened with the maze from the Pac-Man games. Pac-Man, Mrs. Pac-Man, and Baby Pac-Man were eating pellets and fruit that were placed throughout the maze. All of a sudden, an ice cream cone appeared.

"That's weird," said Pac-Man. "I don't remember there being ice cream in this maze."

"There isn't," said Mrs. Pac-Man, nervously.

"She's right," said a familiar voice. "I put that ice cream there."

At that moment, Tex and Rod the Ice Scream Man appeared before the Pac-Man family. They all gasped as they saw the new team.

"Hi there, highly obese circles," said Tex.

"HEY!" yelled Pac-Man. "We eat those fruits and pellets so we can clean up the streets! Also, you two have been killing people too long! We will have to eat you up!"

"Nice try, circle fatty," said Rod. "But that won't happen. TIME FOR ROD AND TEX TO FREEZE SOME CIRCLES!"

At that moment, Tex used his chainsaw to cut open Baby Pac-Man, who screamed as he met his fate. Mrs. Pac-Man and Pac-Man tried to escape, but Rod caught thewm and froze him with his freeze breath.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of a hole at night. Dig-Dug was trying to find some monsters and the like to fight. But at that moment, Tex and Rod showed up in front of him.

"Hello, digger," said Rod. "Don't you wanna try my delicious ice cream?"

"Actually, all that digging did make me quite hungry," said Dig-Dug.

"Here you go," said Tex, handing Dig-Dug an ice cream cone.

Dig-Dug ate the ice cream cone up in one go. But we all knew that the ice cream consumption wouldn't end well.

"This is delicious!" yelled Dig-Dug, excitedly. "What is it?!"

"Mercury and bleach, of course," said Tex and Rod in unison.

"WHAT?!" said Dig-Dug in order.

Dig-Dug screamed as he coughed up blood, dying instantly.

"Well, you know what they say," said Rod, with a chuckle. "Rod and Sexy Texy make ice cream to die for."

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of space. The spaceship from Galaga was fighting the aliens to save Earth. But at that moment, Rod and Tex arrived in their own spaceship.

"Hello, spaceship," said Tex.

The spaceship shot at Rod and Tex, trying to eliminate them. But Rod grabbed a huge ice cream cone and slammed the spaceship with it, blowing it up.

"Well, my ice cream is out of this world," said Rod with a laugh.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to the arena from Tekken. Kazuya, King, Jin, Master Raven, and Hwoarang were in the arena, looking visibly nervous. Kazuya began to speak:

"Alright guys. I've gathered you here to let you know that Ling is on patrol to see if that psychotic robot and ice cream man is out and about. Don't worry, guys. She is fine. If that robot and ice cream man don't arrive, she'll come back to the arena and we'll continue fighting. I'll let her know that the robot and ice cream man aren't coming."

"OK," said everyone.

Meanwhile, Ling was still on patrol, making sure that Rod and Tex didn't show up to kill them. But what she didn't know was that Tex and Rod were right behind her.

"Hello, kung-fu girl," said Tex.

Ling screamed as she saw Tex and Rod.

"Don't you wanna try some of our delicious ice cream?" asked Rod.

"NO!" yelled Ling. "What you two did to those people was pointless! We will use our kung-fu moves to bring you down!"

"Nice try," said Tex. "That won't happen. Now, TIME TO MAKE A SUNDAE WITH THE T-MAN AND ROD THE ICE SCREAM MAN!"

At that moment, Rod pulled out an ice cream machine and put Ling through it. Ling screamed in horror as she was being made into ice cream. Kazuya, King, Jin, Master Raven, and Hwoarang rushed over to see what was happening.

"Oh, hi there," said Rod. "Your friend is now ice cream."

"Leave now!" yelled Kazuya. "Or else, this will be your burial ground!"

"Not gonna happen, Goku ripoff," said Tex. "NOW TEX THE T-REX AND ROD WILL MAKE YOU ALL INTO SUNDAES!"

Rod grabbed Kazuya, Jin, King, Master Raven, and Hwoarang and put them in his ice cream machine. They all screamed as they were being made into ice cream. Oceanna thought it was disgusting. So, she went to throw up in a toilet. Afterwards, we unpaused the trailer to watch the final part.

The THX logo could be seen covered in blood. The Bandai-Namco logo was flattened and covered in vanilla ice cream. Then, the deep note played. This time, the screams belonged to Pac-Man, Mrs. Pac-Man, Baby Pac-Man, Kazuya, and Ling. After the deep note stopped, Tex and Rod dropped down, holding ice cream cones.

"Hello, Bandai-Namco fans," said Rod. "Tex has a new partner and it's me, Rod the Ice Scream Man!"

"His killing is good, and his desserts are awesome," said Tex. "The next part of the Eternal Flame is in Playtime Co. Factory. But I highly doubt that you won't be Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy's lunch. Remember: If you are scared of me or Rod, we will make you into ice cream! Sweet dreams."

"The Audience is Listening" and "To be continued..." appeared on the screen, covered in vanilla ice cream.

"So, in addition to the Sinister Six," I said. "Tex also brought various horror characters from the multiverse here as well."

"Pretty much," said Toppy. "But at least we know where the next part of the Eternal Flame is."

"But if we go to Playtime Co," said Peter. "You will be Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy's lunch!"

"We have to try," I said. "The fate of the world is at stake."

"OK," said Bruce.

We were on our way to Playtime CO. But what we didn't know is that Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy would also be working for Tex.

(To be continued.)