recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Meteormites

'Microscopic space parasites have claimed the sufferer as their new home. The bugs' development occurs on an advanced time-frame so the sufferer must be treated with medicine that makes their body an unfit host before the mites' civilisation reaches the 'Apocalyptic Age'.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 25%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Pharmacy
* Nurse
Hatch

'A door that moves up-and-down, rather than in-and-out.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
100

## Room(s)

 Reception (Room)

The **Hatch** is a required item for Reception to function, allowing access to the room.

## Description

### Appearance

The Hatch is a break in the elsewise-continuous short wall of the Reception. The surface remains the same, but it is a moveable piece, hinged on the right-hand side (facing outwards), which can be raised and lowered for ingress and egress.

### Function

The Hatch is required for Psychiatry to function; it is effectively the same item as a Door, allowing Assistants and Janitors access to Reception.

## Requirements

### Staff

An  Assistant will be required to run the Reception, and by extension the Hatch.
Gong

'Onomatopoeic.'

## Cost

 450
800

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Gong** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It was made available to all players on 24th January 2020, as part of the Lunar New Year 2020 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

A dark wooden frame consisting of a stepped base and a curved top is home to a large golden gong hanging within. A holder on the left-hand side keeps a soft-headed hammer that is used to bang it.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Gong will reduce a patient's boredom by 50%.
Fossil

'I found this fossil! It's mine!'

 *Not Required*
800

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Fossil** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The light-brown ammonite fossil is fixed by a brown metal mount to a tall blue square plinth, which bears a dark grey plaque.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Fossil increases hospital attractiveness in a medium radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Trivia

Ammonites are extinct molluscs, which are found at a relatively common rate in fossilised form.
Reception Pod

'Receptionists work here.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
500

## Room(s)

 Reception (Room)

The **Reception Pod** is a required item for Reception to function. Serving the same function as a Reception desk, it allows one Assistant to check in patients and other visitors.

## Description

### Appearance

A Reception Pod consists of an office chair with metal frame and blue back, seat and arm rests. To the left (facing outwards) is a beige phone with a green handset, and to the right is an all-in-one computer with a wireless keyboard.

### Function

For every Reception Pod contained in a Reception Room, one Assistant can serve to check in patients, as though they were sitting at a Reception desk. From here the Assistant staffing the Pod will direct the patient to their first diagnosis room (generally the GP's Office). If there are multiple Reception desks, and/or Pods, and enough assistants to staff them, then patients will be divided between them all automatically. Unlike rooms, the queues cannot be manually manipulated by the player.

## Requirements

### Staff

An  Assistant will be required to run the Reception, and by extension the Reception Pod.
Mountains Painting

'A painting depicting the County's namesake mountains.'

## Cost

 100
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Mountains Painting** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A chunky rectangular brown wooden frame with lighter brown corners depicts a landscape, with mountains in the background, and a river through a forest in the foreground.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.

## Gallery

Appearance during the 2019 Spooooooky Mode Event
Loose Jowels

'The neck and lower-face have become loose and need to be pharmaceutically re-tightened before they fall off. Caused by talking nonsense, chewing on prunes or a gasp-heavy daily routine.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Pharmacy
* Nurse
Highly Ill-Suited

'Sufferers need to wear protective clothing due to being 'ill-suited' to Two Point County'. With a course of medicinal therapy and a nice lie down, patients can become acclimated. Highly Ill-Suited patients are sealed in a air-tight environment to keep out the County's atmosphere.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office
* X-Ray
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse

## Gallery

A patient with Highly Ill-Suited recovering in the WardA patient with Highly Ill-Suited defying gravity
Hand Dryer

'Provides the "warm breath" experience. Typically used after a sink. Slightly improves hygiene levels.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
200

## Room(s)

 Toilets

The **Hand Dryer** is a wall item, used in the Toilets to increase the hygiene of Patients and Staff.

## Description

### Appearance

The Hand Dryer is mounted to the wall in the same way as the Sink, but takes up a smaller area; the back section is dark blue, while the main body of the dryer itself is beige. The activation switch and nozzle are both highly polished bare metal.

### Function

Unless they possess the "Unhygienic" trait, a patient or member of staff will use the Hand Dryer after having used a toilet and a sink. Doing so will increase their hygiene by 25%.
Nerological Imbalance

'A crippling lack of direction has led to a deranged, costumed, desire to be told what to do by a supreme authority figure. Once they've been convinced that they're not from an ancient civilisation, sufferers need to be helped with the pressures of modern life.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Psychiatry
* Doctor
Love Statue

'A tribute to romance, infatuation and general courtship.'

 200
8,000

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Corridor
 Staff Room
 Toilets
 Ward

The **Love Statue** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness, and reducing patients' boredom. It is a reward from Love Sick, a local project available via The Superbug Initiative.

## Description

### Appearance

A dark bronze statue, on a round three-tiered pedestal, depicting a naked winged man with a winged hat and a bow.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Love Statue increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by25%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Ward

 Café (Room)

 Staff Room

 Toilets

## Trivia

Based on the mythological figure of Cupid.
Glitchy Patch Poster

'"What if you weren't locked out, but locked in?"'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Glitchy Patch Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a Glitchy Patch patient on the screen of a smartphone, which is accompanied by a yellow exclamation mark.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Windsock.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
French Bench

'Sitting pretty.'

## Cost

 75
120

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **French Bench** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort for Patients. It is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A luxurious red cushioned bench, on a golden frame, with a further golden section on the back.

### Function

Up to two Patients can use a bench to rest while they are waiting for their turn in the queue. Seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness.
Nice Smelling Sanitiser

'Nothing this sterile and this fragrant could be made by one person alone...'

## Cost

 150
250

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

**Nice Smelling Sanitiser** is a wall item used to increase hygiene for Patients and Staff. It was a reward from Nice Smelling Research, the fourth global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 15th Match 2022, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

A teal backboard, mounted to the wall, features grey tray to catch spilled soap, with cream edging. The dispenser takes the form of an oversized squeezable blue pharmaceutical bottle, bearing a stylised version of Jasmine Odyssey's image, emphasising her purple hair.

### Function

Nice Smelling Sanitiser is a wall item used by Patients and Staff to increase their hygiene by 75%. Additionally, they will receive the "Nice-Smelling" feeling.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Leopard Skin

'A skin abnormality that has become quite fashionable in recent years. This mutation originated in the labs at Grockle Bay Zoo, after a scientist attempted to create a human-cat hybrid, the same incident that led to the related condition, Lion Head.'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Description

Leopard Skin is a visible illness, displayed with a yellowing of the skin and brownish spots over the patients face. The patient otherwise behaves normally - nothing catty to see here.

Let's just hope none of the other patients in the hospital, or the staff, are tempted to turn this interesting disease into a rug.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* DNA Lab
* Fluid Analysis
* GP's Office
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Luxury Drinks Machine

'Stocked with Moose Juice, the most densely organic substance on the planet. Requires restocking less often.'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Food & Drink
Vending Machines

### EFFECT(S)

Reduces Thirst
Increases Happiness

## Cost

 300
2,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Luxury Drinks Machine** is a drinks dispenser, used for reducing thirst and increasing happiness for Patients and Staff.

## Description

### Appearance

A wide vending machine with a metal frame bears a beige plastic fascia on the front-right side, featuring the selection buttons and coin slot on a black panel, with the delivery receptacle at the bottom. The left-hand side is dedicated to eye-catching art depicting two streams of water pooling at the bottom, splashing in the shape of a moose's antlers, and the drink's name, "Moose Juice", emblazoned across the top.

### Function

Patients and Staff may use the machine to reduce their thirst by 100% per serving, at a cost of $20. At the same time, it will increase their happiness by 10%.

### Maintenance

Each use of the Luxury Drinks Machine depletes its maintenance gauge by 3%. A Janitor can be called to restock the Luxury Drinks Machine manually by selecting the item and pressing , or one will be called automatically when the maintenance gauge falls below 50%, assuming one is available. This restocking will restore the gauge completely, at a cost of $7 per serving.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Tumble.

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

### Staff

A  Janitor is required to restock the Luxury Drinks Machine.

## Gallery

Luxury Drinks Machine in useTextless Fascia
Food Pyramid Poster

'An optimal diet; an optional diet.'

## Cost

 15
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Food Pyramid Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a four-tiered pyramid on a green background, surrounded by text and a pie chart, depicting the relationships between various foodstuffs.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Holly Wreath

'Part of the festive tradition of bringing plant matter inside.'

## Cost

 25
150

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Holly Wreath** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 5th December 2018, as part of the Christmas 2018 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

A green wreath of holly leaves hangs high on the wall, dotted with red berries and topped with a large red bow.

### Function

A decorative wall item, the Holly Wreath increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
K9-Away

'Strategically disguised equipment for treating dog-like tendencies.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
15,000

## Room(s)

 Doghouse

The **K9-Away** is a Treatment machine, used only in the Doghouse by a Nurse to cure patients with Barking Mad. It is first made available in Underlook Hotel, which requires the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey rectangular base (barring some unevenness at the front end), covered in green turf, is bordered by a white picket fence, with an opening at the front. Three irregular flat grey stones lead, on an incline, towards a large wooden doghouse, mounted on a mid-tone bare boarded base, with very pale blue walls, and a orangey-red door and roof. A blue mailbox with a red flag on a dark wooden post is mounted just outside the fence on the front-right side.

The K9-Away II adds a Dog Bowl and Bone in the front-left corner.

The K9-Away III further adds a Big Tennis Ball on the right-hand side.

### Function

The patient will take their place at the end of the K9-Away's stone path. while the nurse will man the controls, which are hidden in the mailbox. Pulling the red flag down will cause the doghouse's door to open, and opening the mailbox will reveal the single control, a big red button. Pulling a squeaky red ball from inside their tunic, the nurse will get the patient's rapt attention, then throw it into the doghouse, with the patient racing after it.

Once the patient is inside, the burse presses the button, causing the doghouse's door to slam shut, and the entire structure to be thrust into the air on a giant spring. A few second's bouncing, and the nurse will raise the red flag again, returning the doghouse to its original position, then kick the mailbox shut. The door opens, allowing the patient, now with their normal appearance restored, to gather their bearings, return to their feet, and stroll out, their treatment complete.

### Maintenance

The K9-Away loses 5-10% of its maintenance gauge with each use. Once the gauge falls below 50%, a Janitor will automatically be called to repair it. A janitor can be summoned manually by selecting the machine and pressing .

Should the maintenance gauge fall below 15%, the machine will catch fire. A janitor will need to use an Extinguisher to put this out before the gauge reaches zero; if it is allowed to do so, the machine will explode, leaving wreckage which must be sold and replaced with a new machine before the room can resume functioning.

### Upgrades

Upgrades are performed by a Janitor with the Mechanics Qualification. The machine will not be accessible while this work is being done, although it can be interrupted and resumed without losing progress.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Nurse will be required to run the Doghouse, and by extension the K9-Away.

In addition, a  Janitor will be required to maintain the machine, with  Mechanics Qualifications in order to provide upgrades.

## Gallery

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Melt Downs

'An abandoned hospital near the power plant.'

*"I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but you ever wondered why the Melt Downs is in the state it's in? Abandoned buildings, mutated wildlife, eerie reports... you ask me, it's something to do with all the experiments going on in those secret government facilities. Actually, I guess I am one for conspiracy theories!"*
―Harrison Wolff

**Melt Downs** is the second hospital in World 3 of Two Point Hospital. To unlock it, the player will need to reach Star Level  in Flemington, which will also grant them access to Smogley. The first plot will require cleaning up before use, being full of rubble and wrecked machines (more of which appear in other plots), and a new disaster, the electrical storm, will provide a new challenge.

The DNA Lab, a new multi-illness room which also provides powerful diagnosis capabilities, is made available in this hospital, and a new clinic illness, Shock Horror, will make its first appearance, as well as the Shock Clinic, in which it can be treated.

# Career Mode

Melt Downs Hospital

The Melt Downs Power Plant seems to be experiencing some ‘technical difficulties’. Bungle Technologies, owners of the power plant, have put out a press release saying everything is fine, no need to panic. The very same day they also evacuated this nearby hospital. Apparently an experiment in their research department went awry. Mayor Windsock has asked if we could take over. We found some intriguing research papers scattered around, maybe we should continue their work?

Looks like the place needs a bit of a tidy up first. Also, rumour has it there are some very strange patients showing up in the local. Erm, good luck!

## Illnesses Encountered

Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Melt Downs, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance , on an emergency-only basis , or possibly both.

The  icon, with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies; it may be clicked on for more information.

Illnesses with a Star Level (,  or ) next to them will only appear after that Star Level has been achieved.
General Diagnosis

'Basic Diagnosis. For scanning and reflex checks.'

*Main article: Rooms*

**General Diagnosis** is made available during the tutorial section of Hogsport and is the first of three diagnosis rooms staffed by nurses, whose efficiency can be increased by Diagnosis skills.

## Description

### Function

After their visit with a GP, patients may stop at this clinic where a nurse will examine them. The patient will, at that point, do one of the following:

* Hop onto the Examination Table, where the nurse will proceed to have them stretch their arms a couple of times while observing them.
* Hop onto the Examination Table, where the nurse will speak with the patient briefly.
* Sit on the EZ-Scan while the nurse watches the machine's monitor.
* Stand in front of the EZ-Scan while the nurse uses the handheld scanner to examine them.
* Stand in front of the EZ-Scan where the nurse will then pick up the reflex hammer and hit the patient on the forehead.

### Appearance

The door to this room has light-green curved lines running horizontally across it. The overall room follows the same pattern with grey walls with rectangular designs. Within the rectangles on the upper half, more curved lines run horizontally. There is dark grey and white speckled baseboards. The floor is a of mosaic tiles in muted shades of black, brown, grey and blue.

### Unlock

This room is made available during the tutorial section of Hogsport.

### Upgrades

*Main article: EZ-Scan*
The EZ-Scan has two upgrades available, these are detailed on its page.

## Staff

A  Nurse will be required to run the room, who can be most suitably trained with  Diagnostics Qualifications.

## Items

### Required Items

The following items are required before room placement is valid:

 Door

 EZ-Scan

 Examination Table

### Recommended Items

The following items are recommended best for this room:

 Medicine Cabinet
 Filing Cabinet
 Weighing Scales
 Rainwater
 Bin
 Big Bin
 Toxic-Waste Bin
 Elephant Bin
 Incinerator
 Recycling Bin
 Shark Bin
 Hand Sanitiser
 Nice Smelling Sanitiser
 Coffee Maker
 Hot Chocolate Maker
 Display Skeleton
 Anatomy Model
 Giant Pipette
 Arm-Bot
 Gasplank Statue
 Ski Rack
 Seasonal Paintings
 Hothouse Canvas
 Valley Canvas
 Fairy Lights
 Vaulting Box
 Wormhole Bin
 Duck Bin
 Hive Mind Poster
 Snow Problem Poster
 Under The Weather Poster
 Knight's Armour
 Wizardry Cauldron

### All Items

To view a list of all items available for this room, click HERE.

## Gallery

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Gorm Deficiency

'The sufferer's genetic common-sense has begun to faulter. Newly produced cells now lack the 'gorm' gene entirely. They must undergo treatment before becoming irrevocably foolish.'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
GP's Office

'Diagnosis, consultation and basic human interaction. Patients must visit a GP at each stage of diagnosis. The GP decides where to send them next.'

## Information

### BASE PRICE

5,800

*Main article: Rooms*

The **GP's Office** is during the tutorial section, and is the first diagnostic room to which the player will gain access. It is staffed by a Doctor, and can be expected to be visited by every patient at least once.

## Description

### Function

This room is the first stop for any new patients that arrive at a hospital after passing through reception. A doctor will attempt to diagnose a patient and, if they fail to do so, will send the patient to a separate diagnosis facility. Patients will return to a GP's Office after each diagnosis attempt until their diagnosis is complete and they are ready for treatment. Setting a threshold for diagnosis on on the Policy screen means that a final trip to the GP can be skipped when the diagnosis for each patient reaches a specified percentage.

### Appearance

The door to this room is a dark wood. The walls are two-toned with hunter green paneling on the lower half and a solid teal upper half separated by white crown molding. It has white trim along the top and white base boards. The floor is a green carpet with lighter green overlapping squares forming a pattern.

## Staff

A  Doctor will be required to run the room, who can be most suitably trained with  General Practice Qualifications.

## Items

### Required Items

The following items are required before room placement is valid:

 Door

 Office Desk

 Filing Cabinet

### Recommended Items

The following items are recommended best for this room:

 Triangle Table
 Lamp
 Weighing Scales
 Rainwater
 Bin
 Big Bin
 Toxic-Waste Bin
 Elephant Bin
 Incinerator
 Recycling Bin
 Shark Bin
 Extinguisher
 Hand Sanitiser
 Nice Smelling Sanitiser
 Frozen Art
 Coffee Maker
 Hot Chocolate Maker
 Display Skeleton
 Anatomy Model
 Science Station
 Some Keys
 Floppy Clock
 Fossil
 Fitzpocket Statue
 Cheesewater Statue
 Black & White
 Fascinator
 Boom Box
 Speaker Stack
 Pool Toy
 Origami
 Ski Rack
 Bulging Sack
 Snowperson
 Rug
 Convention-al Rug
 Lion's Head
 Silver Fox
 Golden Statuette
 Giant Glass
 Jewel
 Seasonal Paintings
 Dog Portrait
 Ghost Mirror
 Framed Sportswear
 Hothouse Canvas
 Valley Canvas
 Grandfather Clock
 Fairy Lights
 Burger Rug
 Hotdog Rug
 Sonic Rug
 Wormhole Bin
 Duck Bin
 Hive Mind Poster
 Snow Problem Poster
 Under The Weather Poster
 Knight's Armour
 Wizardry Cauldron

### All Items

To view a list of all items available for this room, click HERE.

## Trivia

* This room was originally priced $1,000.
Globe

'Great wisdom lies at its core.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
500

## Room(s)

 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Research (Room)
 Staff Room
 Training (Room)

The **Globe** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness, and by Staff to recuperate in the Staff Room. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

Constructed entirely out of light-coloured wood, the globe itself is set into a ring which is held up by three think supports set into a circular base. The globe opens on a hinge at the back to reveal alcoholic drinks within.

### Function

Although marked as reduces boredom, the Globe is only accessible by Staff, who do not possess that value. It features an unmarked effect of increasing hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Swelbard.

#### Room:

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Research (Room)

 Staff Room

## Gallery

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Frogborne

'Years ago an alien life-form scanned the universe to find its closest genetic relative and found the frogs of Earth. They planned to visit their relative, and to take on their form, so as not to alarm anyone, but arrived without an escape plan or looking into the social status and engineering capabilities of the common frog. Generations later, these aliens are sick of being stuck here, so they've devised human-style outer shells to transport them to labs and hospitals, so they can be changed back into their true form and then go home.'

## Information

### PRICE

$9,900

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

An unusual illness where the cured form is nonhuman.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* General Diagnosis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Toad Hall
* Nurse

## Gallery

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Hologram

'More impressive than useful.'

 1,200
1,000

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 DNA Lab
 Fluid Analysis
 General Diagnosis
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Research (Room)
 X-Ray

The **Hologram** is a decorative item, used for increasing room prestige, as well as providing a +1% Diagnosis Power boost. It was a reward from The Gyro-Nut, the first global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 18th December 2019, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

A long brown slot at floor level proves to be a holographic projector, throwing a display that displays a double helix in the bottom left corner, a usable keyboard in the centre, and various file folders. It greets its user with a "HI".

### Function

A decorative item, the Hologram increases room prestige. It also provides a +1% Diagnosis Power boost, making Diagnostic Rooms more effective.

### Room

 Cardiology

 DNA Lab

 Fluid Analysis

 General Diagnosis

 M.E.G.A Scan

 X-Ray

 Research (Room)

The Diagnosis Boost effect of this item will only apply in Diagnostic Rooms.

## Gallery

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## Trivia

The way the staff interact with the hologram resembles the Precrime computer system in 2002 film Minority Report.
Pandemic Poster

'It's all fun-and-games until it gets stuck. Know when to end the joke safely.'

## Cost

 35
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Pandemic Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 5th December 2018, as part of the Christmas 2018 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a Pandemic patient before a beige background.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Frogborne Poster

'Hop on home with our latest treatments.'

## Cost

 Not Required
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Frogborne Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts what appears to be the evolution of the alien species who visit the player's hospitals with Frogborne.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Camouflage Falls.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Flanolin Onionsack

## Preferred Rooms

 Ward
 Staff Room
 Herb Garden
 Tech Support
 Farmacology
 De-Lux Clinic
 Café
 Toilets
 Pharmacy
 X-Ray

**Flanolin Onionsack** is a VIP Visitor. An inspector from the Two Point County Department of Green Things, Onionsack will pore over the player's hospitals in the Off The Grid DLC. Loving nothing more than rummaging around in bins looking for evidence of plastic straws, he will focus entirely on a hospital's carbon footprint, particularly its use of Self-Sustaining equipment.

Onionsack would seem to be the only DLC-exclusive visitor (as of the release of Culture Shock) who is not friends with Zara Fitzpocket, given that he is not invited to Fitzpocket Academy as one of her guests. Instead, Tabitha Windsock represents the County's green initiative.

## Notifications

 Someone from the Department of Green Things will be coming to the hospital to conduct an Eco Rating, soon. They say that they're looking forward to getting out of HQ, which is, apparently, a little part of the Mayor's office that she's cordoned off with cardboard boxes.

**Click to see more:**

 Someone from the Department of Green Things will be coming to the hospital to conduct an Eco Rating, soon. They seemed really stressed... hopefully they're happy with the hospital, for their sake more than ours.

 Someone from the Department of Green Things will be coming to the hospital to conduct an Eco Rating, soon. Apparently there's a big debate coming up soon and a good rating would really help out the mayor. I'm not sure what that's got to do with us, but they seemed pretty convinced.

## Assessment Criteria

 Main Negatives

## Outcomes

 Poor
 Failure
 Pass
 Success
 Superb
Level Layouts by Jonathan J. O'Neill

The following is a collection of Google Spreadsheets laid out in the form of graph paper. These sheets contain topdown layouts of each level that you can edit to design your hospital without having to be in game or waste in-game funds.

## How To Use These Layouts

The guides are hosted on my personal Google Account. They cannot be edited by anyone other than myself. As such, you must create a copy of the spreadsheet and save it to your own Google account.

To copy these sheets, simply open the link here.

Once the page opens click "File" in the top left corner and select "Make A Copy" and save it to your Drive.

You may now edit each tab of the sheet as you see fit.

## Static Level Layout Image Files

Below is a collection of static images to show each layout. They are not interactive.

Static Image of Hogsport SpreadsheetStatic Image of Lower Bullocks SpreadsheetStatic Image of Flottering SpreadsheetStatic Image of Mitton University SpreadsheetStatic Image of Tumble SpreadsheetStatic Image of Flemington SpreadsheetStatic Image of Smogley SpreadsheetStatic Image of Meltdown SpreadsheetStatic Image of Duckworth-upon-Bilge SpreadsheetStatic Image of Grockle Bay SpreadsheetStatic Image of Sweaty Palms SpreadsheetStatic Image of Blighton SpreadsheetStatic Image of Pelican Wharf SpreadsheetStatic Image of Rotting Hills SpreadsheetStatic Image of Minimum Room Size Spreadsheet
## Closing Remarks

I hope that you may find these sheets of use in planning your hospitals.

RDAisGod (talk) 19:52, September 11, 2018 (UTC) aka Jonathan J. O'Neill
Flat-Packed

'A condition caused by cramped transport or losing battles with 'easy-build' wardrobes. Sufferers need to be rebuilt from this simplified, condensed state.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 45%
* GP's Office
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Self-Assembly
* Nurse

## Gallery

Flat-Packed patients are capable of packing themselves flat to reduce corridor congestionTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
Operation Monitor

'For monitoring the operation.'

## Cost

 300
9,000

## Room(s)

 Surgery

The **Operation Monitor** is a decorative item, used for increasing room prestige, and provides a +2% Treatment Power boost.

## Description

### Appearance

The entire setup is mounted on a wheeled blue base board. On the right is a stack of three grey boxes, with air vents in the top and a red button, on top of which is mounted a blue-rimmed monitor on an articulated arm. On the left is a large white box, with a reddish-brown tank visible in one corner. On top of this is another screen built-in, and two air compressors. Two gas masks on long pipes are found on the front, and on the back is a green air tank.

### Function

A decorative item, the Operation Monitor increases overall room prestige, as well providing a +2% Treatment Power boost in Surgery.
Hat Stand

'A lid for all seasons.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
600

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room
 Ward

The **Hat Stand** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the Fancy Dress Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A floor-standing hat stand in dark brown wood features four costume headpieces; a deerstalker, a blue-and-white striped tall top hat, a golden crown and dark green leprechaun's hat.

### Function

A decorative item, the Hat Stand increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Ward

 Staff Room
Lather Flagon

'Not another soap battle.'

## Cost

 70
300

## Room(s)

 Wash Pit

The **Lather Flagon** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in the Wash Pit, which is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A novelty toiletry bottle decorated to look like a blue character with a purple face, and a purple top. It has a red label and a soapy design around the base.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Lather Flagon is not used while treating Soiled Self. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Square Eyes

'The sufferer's eyes have become square - no kidding - and backlit. They need some anti-pixel medication and to be told to sit a little further away from their screens.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

Square Eyes is a visual illness first occurring in Plywood Studios. Patients with Square Eyes seem to be wearing giant square glasses that are green lit.

To be cured, the patient needs a Pharmacy with a Nurse. When the patient is cured, they will change their outfit and the square 'glasses' will disappear.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Pharmacy
* Nurse
Lung Capacitator

'A device than can tell if you're blowing it.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
400

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Fracture Ward
 GP's Office
 Staff Room
 Ward

The **Lung Capacitator** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The equipment is mounted on a brown wooden base. A wooden frame on the left contains a black accordioning airbag, which is fed from a box in the centre of the arrangement, into which two pipes are set. One of these features a mouthpiece, which the user blows into, and the other has an airbag, which inflates during use. On the right are mounted two red air tanks.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Lung Capacitator will reduce a patient's boredom by 50%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Ward

 Fracture Ward

 Staff Room
Medicine Cabinet

'Full of expired medicine, makes the room look more professional.'

## Cost

 400
1,000

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Injection Room
 Pharmacy
 Psychiatry
 Surgery
 Ward

The **Medicine Cabinet** is a decorative item, used for providing +1% Treatment and +1% Diagnosis Power boosts.

## Description

### Appearance

The white frame of this piece of furniture consists of four legs which reach all the way to the rectangular top. The lower half is a box featuring three drawers; one horizontal divider turns the top half into two shelves, containing eight small pill bottles and two large ones.

### Function

Placing this item in a room will grant it +1% Diagnosis Power and +1% Treatment Power, making Diagnostic Rooms and Treatment Rooms more effective, respectively.

## Requirements

### Room

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Cardiology

 Ward

 Fracture Ward

 Injection Room

 Pharmacy

 Surgery

The Treatment and Diagnosis Boost effects of this item will only apply in Diagnostic and Treatment rooms, respectively.
Gnome

'Plotting against you.'

## Cost

 140
250

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Cryptology
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room
 Ward

The **Gnome** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A traditional garden gnome, with brown shoes, red trousers, green belted shirt, a red hat and a bushy white beard.

### Function

A decorative item, the Gnome increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Ward

 Cryptology

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

 Toilets

 Doghouse

## Gallery

Appearance during the 2019 Spooooooky Mode Event
Hairline Fracture

'Patients' hair has receded as a result of a head injury. It was a close shave.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Luxury Armchair

'Utilises the placebo effect by convincing users it should be more comfortable than other chairs.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
350

## Room(s)

 Staff Room

The **Luxury Armchair** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Luxury Armchair is made of red leather, with an integrated cushion and base, and a large single-piece wraparound forming the back and sides, decorated with a yellow button on each side, and also punctuating the seat and back.

### Function

Staff-specific seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness and energy (or increasing the rate at which they gain them, in the Staff Room).

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Roquefort Castle.

## Staff Seating Varieties

 Chequered Sofa
 L-Shaped Sofa
 Luxury Sofa
 Wicker Sofa
 Geometric Sofa
 Sofa of Tomorrow
 Rock Sofa
 Chequered Armchair
 **Luxury Armchair**
 Wicker Armchair
 Egg Chair
 Apple Chair
 Retro Chair
 Rock Armchair
 Red Bean Bag
 Football Bean Bag
 Burger Bag
 Dyed Bean Bag