Planet Minecraft: The R-Rated Minecraft Server

**Original blog can be found here**

***Trigger warning: The following text has a good chance of causing mental disorders after I'm pretty sure no one has ever typed such fucked up sentences in their whole life.***

This server has probably taught me to not scroll through server lists and join random ones that catch your eye so often because I fucking lost it after seeing what this place (Intended to be a normal anarchy server) had become before I ever set foot in it. I can safely say that it looked kind of normal when I first joined despite what was at the spawn point.

The first thing I noticed was that there were signs left and right with stuff like that on it. It looked like the server owner was having trouble with people lagging the game judging by the message next to the banner on the menu.

   Here's a list of all the sign messages:

- "This server sucks big ol fat fu[kin [hodes"

- "fu[k all you p\*\*\*y ass bit[hes"

- "welcome to hitler craft"

- "NO GIRLS OVER THE AGE OF 13 ARE ALLOWED ON THE PREMISES"

- "The Nip House"

- "The CUM house"

- "Villager Dick"

- "they put the nsfw not me"

- "YOU HAVE BEEN RAIDED BY THE HATE AND N\*\*\*ERS COMPANY"

- "get fucked loser"

- "lukt64 likes cock"

- "sucks to suck hahah i got your shit"

- "bicu it up here"

- "FUCK MY MOM FUCKIIJGNG COCK"

- "RIP Cum House"

- "RIP Cum House may u fuck in peace"

- "in memory of Cum House"

- "ripn' balls"

- "cum house was ass-fucked"

- "#KeepAss-fuckingMeBaby"

- "FUCK MY ASS DADDY"

- "IF U DONT ASS FUCK ME RIGHT NOW, IMA SUCK ON UR FUCKING DICK"

- "villager are tired of" (I'm not including this part of the sign) "in the beds"

- "Happy to see that you're here. Now suck my cock."

- "Three big balls"

- "Arby's: We have your meat."

- "villager dick on deez nuts boy"

- (Original quote from DigBarGayRaps) "damn that sucks. well, you're gonna get ass-fucked"

- "Four big guys and they bust on my eyes. they eat my ass like apple pie. if they keep fucking me like this i might just die"

- "chickn' and dickn' boy"

- "welcome to the rice fields, mf'r"

- "ya mf'r"

- "yall just got fucked by shrek"

- "Four big guys"

- "and they bust on my eyes"

- "they eat my ass like apple pie"

- "if they keep fucking me like this I might just die"

- "he lick my dick and the cum start drippin I take a bite out of his as"

- "welcome to the mines, mf'r"

- "faggotland"

- "fuck fuckings motherfucker sucking balls fucker"

- "Cheese if you see this then we dipped our asses into the nether"

- "also Ryan pls stop being a p\*\*\*y about cum"

- "yo dick's too hard"

- "cock is the devil"

- " 'these pieces of shit turned my base into trash' - Ryan"

Sadly, this hacker named Tryh4qrd came and killed everyone until no one but Hlift52 and I wanted to still play on it. The owner of the server took it down a little later because everyone stopped playing.

If everyone wants to help this legendary server see the light of day again, please give this server a good review here. Hopefully the owner (lukt64) sees it and puts it online again, but that chances of that are real slim.

Also, lukt64, if you are reading this then please just note that there are some people like Hlift52, spew\_, and I that haven't quit playing on your server so it wouldn't be pointless to put it online again. I'll understand if you still want to keep it offline. I got a good 15 hours, 14 minutes, and 16 seconds of gameplay out of it.