The Midriff Club/Transcript

* (fade in: we see Katie doing her morning exercises lifting weights)
* Katie: Come on, Katie, make friends with the pain! Love the pain! The pain will never leave you! Oh, I just love to exercise, it's the Tomboy Kid's way of starting the day. (doorbell rings)
* Mother: (off-screen) Katie, something came in the mail for you.
* Katie: I'll be right down. (puts down the weights and heads downstairs) What's up, mom?
* Mother: Take a gander at this, Kate.
* Katie: (reads aloud) Dear Katie, you are invited to join the Bay Area's Midriff Club, lead by the midriff queen Karla Strand and princess Molly Strand. (screams in excitement)
* (later that day, in Tommy's backyard)
* Lola: (swinging on the swings) Push me higher, Tommy! Higher!
* Tommy: Okay!
* Katie: Guys, you'll never believe this!
* Lola: (jumps off the swings and lands perfectly) What's the news today, Katie?
* Katie: I've got an invitation from the Bay Area Midriff Club for a special initiation, it's so obvious they want me to join their club.
* Tommy: Oh, I've heard of it. My mom is a part of our club, along with our gym teacher, along with my cousin, Shannon.
* Shannon: Like for sure, all body covered shirts are so awesome, they're like, groatie to the max!
* Katie: Does she always speak valley?
* Shannon: I don't always speak valley. That's just my way of saying that shirts covering up the whole body is disgusting.
* Lola: Well, gee, Katie, when is the initiation?
* Katie: It says here that the initiation is at 1:00, sometime after lunch.
* Shannon: This club is totally like, awesome, Jones, lady.
* Katie: (annoyed) Sometimes, I just wish you're cousin was more or less valley.
* Tommy: Don't blame me, Kate.
* Katie: Well, I better get going, see you later, guys.
* Lola: Bye-bye, Katie. (hears the Tarzan yells of Clyde) I know those Tarzan calls, it's Clyde the Wild Boy!
* Clyde: Hey guys! Hiya, Shannon, baby! How's the Bay Area, doing for ya?
* Shannon: Like, gag me with a spoon, it's a naked wild child, I am like out of here! (runs off)
* Clyde: (angry) What did she just call me? Why I oughta-
* Tommy: Clyde! Don't take your angry out on my cousin, she's just not into nudity as much as some of the other people in town are.
* Clyde: But I'm not even naked, I'm wearing a loincloth.
* Shannon: I still think it qualifies, dude.
* Lola: Maybe you should put these on? (hands him some clothes)
* Clyde: Do I have to?
* Tommy: It's the only way you can talk to my cousin.
* Clyde: All right. (puts on the clothes) All right, how do I look?
* Lola: Sensational.
* Clyde: Now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, how are things doing in the Bay Area, Shannon?
* Shannon: The Bay Area for sure is so awesome it's like groatie to the max.
* Clyde: (confused) Okay. Now, where's Katie? I was gonna show her my pictures of my pet seal Juniper.
* Lola: She's on her way to the Bay Area's Midriff Club, they're planning on having her as a member.
* Clyde: Could I join?
* Tommy: Sorry, Clyde, but the clubs for girls only. No offense, Lola.
* Lola: None taken.
* Clyde: Hmm, where's your closet?
* Tommy: Upstairs, but I don't see how-
* Clyde: Thanks!
* Shannon: (looks at the watch) Well, like look at the time, I better head for the club, like, see you later, Cuz.
* Tommy: Bye, Shannon.