General Wartface

**General Wartface** is a goblin general who resides in a big building in the Goblin Village. He's in a gay relationship with General Bentnoze.

They're always arguing over small things, such as the colour of their curtains, whether they should eat lobster or swordfish, whose turn it is to wash the dishes, and whether they should remove the kidneys of a rabid raccoon using a mithril spoon or an extended dharok's harpoon.

## History

Wartface was born in a huge goblin family in the middle of Lumbridge forest. He had 26 brothers, named Artface, Dartface, Fartface, Partface, Cartface, Tartface, Hartface, Bartface, Smartface, Martface, Kartface, Startface, Vartface, Walmartface, SCART-face, Shartface, Quartface, UART-face, Heartface, Assartface, Clartface, Gartface, Impartface, Departface, Bogartface and Phil Collins.

He also had a lot of sisters, whose names were Dirtface, Shirtface, Hurtface, Fortface, Skirtface, Portface, Sportface, Mortface, Bertface, Yoghourtface, Spurtface, Sortface, Courtface, Snortface, Ortface, Curtface, and Abortface.

And he also had tons of cousings, who were called Twoface, No-face, Dickface, Flatface, Fatface, Clownface, Goblinface, Horseface, Shitface, Redface, Greenface, Blackface, Tarface, Whiteface, Niceface, Uglyface, Cowface, Fishface, Tallface, Brightface, Darkface, Ratface, Dogface, Faceface, Catface, Blueface, Greyface, Shortface, Wideface, Longface, Faecesface, Yellowface, Purpleface, Shardface, Runeface, Lightface, Pinkface, Orangeface, Birdface, Ankouface, Boneface, Zombieface, Cyanface, Ironface, Oakface, Treeface, Brownface, Steelface, Earthface, Mudface, Goodface, Matrixface, Starface, Frogface, Mithrilface, Willowface, Yewface, Scumface, Dumbface, Bookface, Swampface, Adamantface, Smallface, Chairface, Raccoonface, Squirrelface, Wetface, Sandface, Kebabface, Dryface, Teakface, Bronzeface, Badface, Sunface, Pickaxeface, Ranarrface, Bigface, Limeface, Lemonface, Goldface, Mahoganyface, Lobsterface, Batface, Silverface, Skeletonface, Bansheeface, Coldface, Hotface, Karambwanface, Sapface, Bucketface, Warmface, Smoothface, Sweetface, Epicface, Bitterface, Saltface, Monkfishface, Salmonface, Nippleface, Assface, Censoredface, Deadface, Bowlface, Hairyface, Dullface, Stoneface, Cockface, Rockface, Chickenface, Chiselface, Hammerface, Needleface, Shadyface, Weirdface, Oldface, Youngface, Tentacleface, Bananaface, Shrimpface, Frontface, Deepface, Surface, Landface, Doubleface, Roughface, Tripleface, Newface, Slowface, Quickface, Stillface, Statueface, Solidface, Pureface, Dirtyface, Potatoface, Cabbageface, Unicornface, Dagannothface, Gargoyleface, Demonface, Sheepface, Ramface, Copperface, Tinface, Clayface, Grassface, Logface, Axeface, Graniteface, Sandstoneface, Harpoonface, Tunaface, Hamsterface, Essenceface, Oreface, Tinderboxface, Genericface, Defaultface, Rotface, Cumface, Dankface, Monkeyface, Ogreface, Orkface, Jogreface, Chompyface, Jubblyface, Dharokface, Hugeface, Bandosface, Skullface, Palmface, Maceface, Strangeface, Diarrheaface, Bloodface, Rawface, Trollface, Agrithnaarface, Thurgoface, Greaseface, Thermonuclearface and General Graardor(face).

After Wartface graduated goblin high school, he moved to Goblin Village. A few years later he became the village chief and married General Bentnoze.