Gangsta Mario

Not to be confused with the song of the same name, "Gangsta Mario"

* Lil' Shoot You
* Wario Land 5

## Description

**Gangsta Mario** (birth name unknown) is a main character in the Lil' Shoot You and Gangsta Mario story arcs. He's the brother of Lil' Shoot You, and he eventually joins a criminal gang and acquires ownership of a casino through currently unknown means. His earliest chronological appearance in the story (disregarding flashbacks) is in the first episode of Lil' Shoot You Adventures, "Lil' Shoot You in Manhattan," in which he involuntarily motivates Luigi to go to New York by mercilessly insulting his music ability.

## History

### Lil' Shoot You Adventures

At the start of Mario's story, he is living with his brother Luigi in the Mario & Luigi residence. Upon hearing that Luigi wishes to become a rapper, he begins berating Luigi for his lack of musical talent, motivating Luigi to move out to New York and pursue his career. The next morning, when he fetches the mail, he finds that Luigi (now using the name "Lil' Shoot You"), has been arrested. Feeling as though Luigi had learned his lesson about pursuing fame, he decides that the best course of action would be to break him out. On the day of Lil' Shoot You's trial, Mario crashes through the courthouse's window, blowing up his car, directly killing 3 people and decapitating 1 in the process. After Lil' Shoot You and Warden Armstrong leave the building to battle, Mario manages to catch up to them and kill Armstrong in one shot from a handgun, saving his brother. Once Mario questions his recent name change, Lil' Shoot You informs him that he has now been signed to a record label after the death of The Rap Game. Realizing that his brother had achieved his dream after all and that his words had meant nothing in the long run, Mario walks away, leaving Lil' Shoot You behind.

After the death of Warden Armstrong, Mario seemingly went missing for an entire two days. On the morning of June 24, however, Detective Mason Alexander from the NYPD knocked on his door. He wasn't home at the time. When he arrived at the pipe that transports him to his house, though, he noticed a police car parked near it. After discovering this, he hurriedly ran out and bought a tracker from a nearby hardware store to put it on the detective's vehicle. A couple hours later, Mario followed Alexander to a subway station, where he was waiting for a train to take him to Palermo, Sicily. Mario, anxious about Alexander flying to his home and uncovering his past, killed Alexander a few minutes before the train arrived. By the time the train got there, though, Mario was already long gone, and the media blamed Lil' Shoot You for the detective's murder.

### Wario Land 5

By the time Wario is going on his adventure to break even, Mario has already established himself as the incredibly successful Gangsta Mario, and now owns a popular casino in Sacramento, California. One day, however, Wario runs into his casino and destroys several of his slot machines in the process. Mario, infuriated by this, attempts to kill Wario, but is ultimately unsuccessful and dies in the confrontation.

## Quotes

### Lil' Shoot You in Manhattan

* "Yes, Luigi. It is me, Mario from Nintendo of America. Home at the house."
* "Luigi. You stupid f\*\*\*\*t."
* "I don't know, how do I explain that? Besides 'Oh my god, Luigi, you-a suck at rapping, mamma mia, God, Christ, Jesus!'"

### Lawyer Up

* "Jesus Christ."
* "Whoops. Anyway,"

### When in Rome

* "Hello, Officer."
* "I can't let you do that."

### Wario Land 5

* "1, 2, 3 and letsa go! Who are you? In my... Casino?"
* "1, 2, 3 and letsa go... I've been defeated... In my own... Casino..." (Last Words)

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZE6j1WgrdM
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t13XC5UPNlY