President Romu

### Likes

Oil, Murdering his political opponents, money baths with bullets, Making new, often oppressive laws, porn, drugs, his guns, Gambling, fast food, comics, Telling war stories, Doing recklessly stupid things, Drinking eggnog around the holidays, Wearing only his American flag underwear on the 4th of July, Right wingers, Killing Nazis, communists, and terrorists, Conservatives, Watching TV, Popeye, Tom & Jerry, Hot Dogs, Pancakes, Steak, Hamburgers

### Dislikes

Nazis, Communists, Terrorists, Left Wingers, Democrats, Flu shots, Al-Qaeda, Isis, The Taliban, The Middle East, Liberals, North Korea

### Affiliation

The U.S. Military
The Resistance

## Appearances

### First Appearance

Double Junko (mentioned)
Junkoland Part I

### Latest Appearance

Day of Judgement VII: Take back the Universe

**President Romu** (full name: **Eugene Miller Romu**), also known as **President Lion** is a supporting protagonist in *The Punkettes* . He is the incredibly patriotic President of the United States and is obsessed to money and power and is therefore selfish and greedy.

President Romu has also has been in every single American war since World War I, and due to these experiences President Romu often suffers from PTSD or paranoia. He is aware of the Punkettes ' existence but allows them to commit multiple crimes as long as they pay him, in fact, President Romu is great friends with the Punkettes and even considers them his "grandchildren". Despite his goofy behavior, he can occasionally show hints of brilliance.

## Personality

As stated above, Romu is extremely stupid and paranoid, often being portrayed as just as dumb, if not moreso, than Jeno Saido. He is prone to insane and paranoid rants, such as his firm belief that Russians and the Chinese are out to take over the USA and is convinced a worldwide hacking will take place in the near future. One instance of Romu's stupidity was when he tried to stage a "Smoke-In" at city hall, completely unaware he as the power to legalize marijuana. After Junko and Jeno get Romu all the drugs he asks for in order to stage one, he and his entire administration get so high off their own stash they completely forget about it. He also thought peacocks were ostriches and has been shown being needing to be talked through the simplest task, like how to open a book that teaches him how to count. Romu is also shown to be very forgetful; whether it's when to fold the sheets, or to remember where the nuclear codes are, he will likely forget it. This is possibly justified, as some episodes imply Romu suffers from Alzheimer's. Romu is also incredibly conceited; he rarely does anything that doesn't benefit or please him in some way. So much so that whenever he does do a truly selfless thing for someone else, it always stands out as a big deal.

His occasional treatment of the American people leans towards believing that he's in the right by going to extremes. Romu is incredibly delusional, believing everything he does is what's best for those around him, and he seems to take offense even when others make legitimate criticisms about him or his ideas. He also genuinely believes Russia and China are out to get America, which explains why he thinks casually killing Russian and Chinese people is no big deal.

At his absolute worst, President Romu is an incredibly paranoid, homicidal, deluded, arrogant, and an abusive psychopath who brushes off any pain he inflicts on others as him "helping" them and is willing to lie, cheat, and steal to keep himself up. His go-to solution to pretty much any problem is to murder whoever caused it and ask questions later. In fact, he needs a compelling reason *not* to have someone killed.

He is also shown to have anger problems; When it comes to money or disrespecting America in any way, he can get explosively angry. He also doesn't care if anyone hurts or kills his employees and loved ones, but if he thinks someone is stealing his money, he will flip the world trying to kill them.

He has also become an abusive and cruel boss, not caring about his employees or the American People and willing to do anything to get a buck, even poison them. In one instance, he decides to start charging Jonas and the Secret Service for anything and everything they do that doesn't involve working, including breathing, talking, and even existing. He is also willing to lie to anyone, including his own daughter, as long as it benefits him in the end.

Despite his cruel and tyrannical personality, President Romu seems to have a soft spot for children at times, as he enjoys reading to children, giving them free candy and inspiring them to become successful grown-ups. However, this seems to be most indicative of his views of seeing immense value in convincing them via various means to view him as the "hero" of their country, making them useful servants in the future to shape successive generations. Despite this, Romu does not have a problem with casually murdering children if it benefits him.

Many episodes imply that Romu was traumatized and suffered from major PTSD after the many wars he battled in, to the point where playing violent video games can trigger war flashbacks. For instance, when Jonas wakes him up from sleep, Romu screams and yells "EVERYONE HEAD TO THE BUNKERS! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!" This is likely the reason for his paranoia, maniacal outbursts, and borderline schizophrenic behavior.

President Romu is also often presented as the classic misogynist, thinking he's superior in every way and that other women are unworthy of anything other than satisfying his and other men's whims and desires, and woe be it on them if they object. He frequently thinks nothing of women other than sex objects and gets into a huge argument when others point this out. President Romu is also shown to be incredibly patriotic, bordering on jingoism at times. He is deeply loyal to the United States, having fought in multiple wars and will become incredibly angry if someone disrespects the United States in any way. As such, President Romu can also be incredibly racist. He firmly believes everyone from Iran, North Korea, Russia, China, and the Middle East to be evil and it's implied he pays African-Americans and Mexicans more to attend his rallies. President Romu also has a ferocious hatred for Russians and the Chinese, believing all of them to be evil communists who want nothing more than to destroy America. He also has expressed some dislike for British people simply because he hates their accents. He's also an elitist, as he tells a homeless man on the phone that his life doesn't matter if there is no money in their bank accounts.

Romu is shown to be a hypocrite and has a habit of being ungrateful on some occasions. For example, when he found out Mayor Richfuxx's home was built by slaves, his reaction is to say "That's low, Richfuxx, even for you". This is despite the fact that Romu himself is also guilty of enslaving others to build him statues and an amusement park under the threat of carpet bombing their homes. He also demands respect from everyone, despite having no respect for others himself.

In terms of common sense and logical thinking, Romu is an absolute moron. However, he still retains his knowledge of firearms and can plan some pretty good battle strategies. In addition to this, President Romu's paranoia isn't always a bad thing. His suspicions are so wild and irrational that no normal person would have them, ranging from robot clones to world-wide hackings. He's always suspicious of new arrivals and has occasionally accused his friends of being brainwashed or enemies in disguise when they disagree with him. And yet he's often right. Then again, sometimes he isn't. Romu is also capable of having hints of brilliance, but afterward is usually completely unaware of what he just said.

Despite his cruel and money-grubbing behavior, Romu is not completely heartless. He has apologized for his actions on incredibly rare occasions, and he is a family man above all else; he does care for his daughter Kimi, going to great lengths to protect her (even going as far to fight off Pepper's minions for her) and buying her all the expensive accessories she wants and generally spoiling. He also does respect and care for Jonas Dawson, who has a high degree of mutual respect in return. He also loves and respects his wife, which is notable given Romu's misogynistic opinions on women. Furthermore, he has a rather cheerful, grandfatherly disposition towards anyone, regardless of the morally questionable horrors he regularly commits. Despite his abusive treatment of Spyro Doomfire and her Punkettes, he does care for, appreciate, and protect them, as they help keep his life from being boring and he considers them his "grandchildren".

## Kisekae Code

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## Relationships

* Unnamed Father †
* 14 wives
* Unnamed son †
* Kimi Romu - Daughter

Allies* Jonas Dawson - Best Friend.
* The Punkettes
	+ Spyro Doomfire
	+ Shira Matsuri
	+ Junko Enoshima
	+ Clumsy Smurf
	+ Leakianmishi
	+ Jeno Saido
	+ Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug
	+ Celestia PepperJunkCure
	+ Luka PepperJunkCure
	+ Kiota Angelica
* Mina Rintakahana
* The Criminals Gang - Former Enemies
	+ Osana Najimi
	+ Eugene Beady
	+ T.I.N.A
* The Minu Krab
	+ Feesuka Minudaka
	+ Lapis Minudaka
	+ Spot Helperman/Scott Leadready II
	+ Kashi Idololi
	+ Louis the Molehog
	+ Konata Izumi
	+ Jojo Mcdodd
	+ Lyla
	+ Takashi
	+ Wiki
	+ Vanellope Von Schweetz
	+ Sparks Minudaka
* Boss Demon † - Former Enemy
* Patiga Sukinahito
* Katara Liama
* Topaz Nimakara - Former Enemy
	+ The Nazis
* The Vipers
	+ Fukyu Mekaru
	+ Hoshiko Kyohaku
	+ Abby Thompson
* Pepper Satanica (†?) - Attempted Killer and Attempted Victim.
	+ Minions of Satanica
	+ Hikama †
	+ Dikaru †
	+ Cult of Satanica
	+ Daughters of Satanica
		- Hokori Satanica
		- Yokubo Satanica
		- Donshoku Satanica
		- Donyoku Satanica
		- Ikari Satanica
		- Senbo Satanica
		- Namakemono Satanica
	+ Yanko Shikara
	+ Akumi Hanashi
* Mayor Richfuxx - Former Ally turned Traitorous Enemy.
* The Zirkonian Advance Team
	+ Skip †
	+ Razor
	+ Tazer

## Background

Surprisingly given his wealth, President Romu was raised in poor conditions by his abusive and demeaning mom and dad. Throughout his youth, Romu's mother was an alcoholic who beat him and his father was an emotionally abusive misogynist who constantly said Romu would never amount to anything. Romu's only friend growing up was Jonas Dawson, the son of a wealthy family who Romu's father worked for. During his preteen years, Romu's life changed when the government deemed Romu's father, as founder of Washington DC and therefore instating him as the new mayor of Washington, a man who believed himself to be a powerful wizard and thus able to turn his penis into gold. However, Romu took over the family fortune after both of his parents were killed in a smelting accident when his father actually tried to melt his penis into solid gold, attempting to prove he was a wizard. However, he realized he wanted to defend his country during World War I, so he decided to run away to Europe with his father's last words haunting him, "A president never lies."

He then joined the military where he earned the nickname Crazy Legs Romu. He fought in both World Wars, both of which he played a significant role in. Through his years in the military, he started as a weak push-over to a decorated army general. However, he was discharged from the military when he forgot to refill ammunition for the army, which cost them the Vietnam War. After the war and during the Cold War era, Romu was secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. However, his luck changed when he used his parent's wealth to run for president of the United States, with his childhood friend as his vice president.

Using the incredibly high tension and paranoia during the Cold War, President Romu used their fear to his advantage, along with rigging the election by having his men change the voter ballots and assassinating his opponents, thus making him President of America. Over his tenure, he had 14 wives, only one of which he had children with. Over the course of his tenure, Romu committed numerous misdeeds and crimes under the protection of his wealth and political status, includingenslaving the citizens of Detroit, robbing from the poor, paying pirates to steal valuable objects from other countries, and instigating wars between countries so he could sit back and enjoy the chaos.

Romu then had his first child named Kimbira, leaving Romu disappointed as he had wanted a boy rather than a girl. He eventually tried again and had a boy with his wife. Romu ignored Kimi throughout most of her childhood due to spending most of his time pampering his son into becoming the next president. However, President Romu's son was killed in Iraq at some point in time, causing Romu to realize how wrongly he had treated Kimbira as he promised to treat her better, spoiling her rotten with money and giving her all she wanted, no matter how ludicrous.

Sometime ago, President Romu befriended Spyro Doomfire after accidentally stumbling upon Oten City while searching for oil. Shortly after meeting, the two had a private meeting in her Mansion where President Romu agreed to protect Spyro and her Punkettes from imprisonment, allowing them to murder people as long as Spyro writes Romu a check of $700,000 every week. Since then, President Romu and the Punkettes have become good friends, with Romu frequently tagging along on their adventures and him even becoming a sort of surrogate grandfather to them.

## Powers and Abilities

* Powers
* Equipment
* Battle Stats and additional info

* **Air-Intake**: Romu can inexplicitly breathe in space with no real explanation.
* **Inhumane Strength**: Romu has superhuman levels of strength. He is able to lift cars as well as small buildings over his head with no visible effort. He is also able to uproot trees, lift boulders, break through walls and fortress gates, and was even able to punch through solid steel. Only powerful beings such as Spyro, Dark Kendra, and Pepper were ever able to overpower Romu in terms of raw physical strength.
* **Incredible Speed**: While in the navy, Romu was able to build 15 Navy ships in 5.1 seconds.
* **Incredible Durability**: Much like most *Punkettes* characters, Romu has an almost cartoonish level of durability. He has survived a fall from space, getting rammed by a bull, and the explosion of a nuclear power plant. President Romu has a very sturdy body and can endure a great deal of physical pain, as was once demonstrated in his battle with a minion of Pepper when he continued fighting even after being impaled in the stomach. He was also capable of surviving considerable blunt force trauma, a direct blow from a solid wooden log that broke on contact, falling several stories into a crevasse in his fight with Spyro, and being thrown hard enough to shatter solid rock. His fur and skin were thick enough for him to survive being tangled by Nikamaru's wire-thin hair strands, which were capable of cutting through solid tree trunks.
* **Incredible Stamina**: Romu possesses superhuman levels of stamina. During World War II, he was able to swim from Germany back to America without tiring.
* **Claws**: Romu has sharp, blade-like claws and he can use them to easily slice ordinary foes to ribbons.
* **Regenerative Powers**: Romu has the ability to heal dismembered limbs with ease. It is unknown how President Romu required this ability.
* **Marksmanship**: Romu is well-known for his firearm collection and his incredible skill with them. He presumably learned this ability during his job in the navy.
* **Healing Factor**: When he accidentally chopped his hand off while chopping meat, Romu immediately regenerated his hand with little effort. Later in the episode, the chopped off hand regenerated into another Romu.
* **Longetivity**: Due to a radiation, Romu posseses supernatural longevity. Romu noticeably aged slower than normal lions; he is over 120 years old, but looked to be the physical equivalent of an adult male lion.
* **Magic Resistant**: Romu appears to be able to resist magic, this is shown when he was able to overpower Kiota's immobilization and shockwave attack with ease.

- A black ink pen with an eraser.

- Grenades (explosive, gas, stun).

- Several assault rifles including the AK-47, the AK-74 and the M16.

- M1 Garand semi-automatic rifle.

- Thompson submachine gun.

- Desert Eagle

- Browning Hi-Power

- A small minigun

- Various shotguns, including the Winchester M1897.

- A watch that contains a button that detonates America's 5,800 nuclear warheads.

- **Tier:** **High 7-A** physically, **Unknown** with his nuclear watch.

- **Age:** 128

- **Attack Potency:** Likely **City Level**, **Unknown** with his watch.

- **Speed:** Likely **Relativistic+**

- **Lifting Strength:** **Class T**

- **Striking Strength**: Likely **City Level**

- **Durability**: **City Level**

- **Stamina:** Incredibly high

- **Intelligence:** In terms of common sense, Romu is an absolute moron. However, he has a large amount of knowledge about various types of weapons like guns, bazookas, tanks, nukes, etc.

- **Weaknesses**: His stupidity. Explosions and gunfire trigger his PTSD, causing him to not think properly. He can be easily tricked or deceived.
President Romu's statistics

## Trivia

* Sometime before the series began, President Romu had a son whom he groomed to be the next president. However, he was killed in Iraq after being sent into military service.
* It is never stated what political alignment Romu is in, but it can be assumed that Romu is a right-wing President, as a sign near the White House reads, "Impeach the Democraps!" He also is against strict gun laws so much so that he allows children to play with loaded guns. He also opposes free healthcare, and supports extending the Jingoism Act in order to protect freedom, which legislates for increased government surveillance and phone tapping.
* He has had over 14 wives.
* He still believes that the Nazis and Communists are still around.
* He has a fear of technology. According to the narrator of his propaganda videos, this is, however, a good thing. This keeps the balance of technology in check. He is also afriad of needles, because the only reason President Romu tags along with the Punkettes on their adventure in *The Punkettes Movie* is solely to avoid getting a flu shot.
* According to his political campaign ads, he has a net worth of $234 billion and a 9 inch long penis. Given his boastful nature, either one or both of these claims might be an exaggeration.
* Romu represents the deadly sin of Greed.
* $py64 once stated that when Kimi was a child, Romu would always try to stop Kimi from getting on the bus at school, saying "School is for Commies!" and trying to get her to play Wii with him.
* Romu's favorite color is "American Flag".
* Romu's favorite movie is *Thank You for Smoking*.
* Romu has a watch on his wrist that has a button that detonates all of America's nuclear missiles.
* He is represented on the Satanica Zodiac as a presidential seal.
* Romu plans on turning Spyro's Mansion into a botanical garden should Spyro die or sell the mansion.
* He thinks poor/homeless people's lives have no meaning.
* Certain episodes imply President Romu is not really stupid, but a sociopath who does stupid things on purpose just because he knows his low intelligence (or facade of it) and high political status will keep him from punishment. However, it's likely that any implications are just Romu's tendency to say outlandish things.
* Romu can inexplicitly breathe in the vacuum of space. When Jeno asks why, Romu's explanation is tuned out by Junko's singing.
* It's strongly suggested that Romu is a serial killer. He flatly admits to poisoning other electoral opponents to eliminate the competition; it's strongly suggested that his gardener "got sick" and "fell" off a cliff, that his former vice president "met the shallow end of a shovel at the deep end of a grave" and died recently, and that his 13th accountant choked to death on her own hand, with the strong implication that Romu killed all three.
* Romu repeatedly claims that he refuses to believe in magic, even when faced with Kiota, Spyro, and Pepper.
* President Romu owns over 800,000 types of guns and also own approximately 500 tanks.
* Romu's sense of smell is so powerful he can tell whenever his drink has been drugged and can track someone solely based on their hair shampoo.