Michael Schaeffer

My soccer story

I started soccer in fourth grade. I did do soccer in kindergarten but I hid under the chair the hole time so I quit and never wanted to play again like a turtle that never does anything. Now I play for CFC and I love, love, love, soccer because you can practices to get better and when you score a goal in a game especially a awesome goal you feel great. Here is my awesome goal. It was the 4th quarter we were winning 4-1 and my coach put me on defense then I got a pass to me and I started to run up the field. First, I faked out the first defender with pure speed. Second, the next defender was running at me and I did the Ronaldo chop. Then, two defenders came at me at once and I did the one and only Rondo which went around the first and the ball went through the second defender's legs. Finally, I did a easy shot into the left hand side of the goal with my left foot gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. That is my first soccer story.

My soccer story 2

I also just had a game over the weekend. We lost because the referee was horrible. He help the other team by telling them what to do and when ever the other team tripped over the ball it was a foul but when ever we got fouled he did not call it like he only saw what we did. We lost that game 3-4 but if we had a good referee then we would have one 4-2. I did not score in that game. I think that the refinery should not control the game. That is my second soccer story.

My soccer story 3

Now we are in 3rd place out of all the team's and it is good just to be in the top 10. I think that we have a chance of winning the whole thing because we play the 1st team soon and if we win we will be in 1st. We lost to the first team but beat the second I think that the playoffs are starting soon. That is my 3rd soccer story this is like a line because I will never stop making soccer stories.

My soccer story 4

We lost in the semifinals of the playoffs but there is more to come because we never give up. Stay tuned more to come.

Soccer poem

My most favorite sport is soccer by 3 miles.
I love soccer as much as Puck (my dog) like chicken.
Could soccer be worst than any sports? No soccer is the best sport out there.
How could anyone not like the most popular sport ever.
Alive I feel when I play soccer.
Even though it is not that popular here soccer decides war in some countries.
Let the soccer match began.

Lets go play soccer.

Soccer is also the most exciting sport in the world.
Chase and me play soccer on the same team.
How about winning the world cup some day.
Even though most people don't win the world cup I will.
For as long as I live I will play soccer.
Flags I will get but not sweat.
Ever and ever soccer will be played.
Ready the feet because soccer is the best game.

# period **2 marking.**

My soccer story 4 continued
We have been practicing inside and it is even more fun than outside because it is warmer and mirthful to do moves. This weekend we have big torment and I think we can win it but we might be playing West Chester United and that will be hard to beat. We got In second for the torment and did not have to play west chester united.
Made up story about playing west chester united:
We were going to are biggest rivals westchester united with their star henry cissel. We got tapps and they gave it to me I ran down the hole field and dooked out henery then scored into the top hand corner. They passed it back to henry and henry shot from half field but it hit the crossbar and then henry bicycle kicked it into the top right hand corner. It was 1 to 1 at half. In the start of the second half I instantly got the ball from them and then scored a goal from half field by making the ball look like it was going for the goalie but then curved into the right side of the goal. 5 min left henry heads it off the crossbar at the last 10 seconds and scores it is into P.K.s. Every one misses in till it is me and henry. Henry shots it 100mph then it hits the crossbar. I am up. it is down to me. I shot it It looks like it is going out and everyone starts to cry and the goalie does not go for it. Then a miracle happens it does a right turn and ends up in the right hand corner the crowd goes crazy I won the game. Harry is crying he is so mad. Later that day I took hererys west chester united thing off his locker and he did not do anything about it.
My Family
So here is the story of my family on christmas eve last year. So we were having fun opening our presents but then it all started when my brother took out his little drone so he was filing it when he had the bad Idea to try and hit me with it. So then when it went at me head I ducked down and hit my lip into my tooth. I now did not know it but I had a bleeding blizzard in my lip. So when I found out I went crazy and went to the hospital. In the hospital they stitched my lip up and I went home. To this day I have a big mark in my lip. This is a true story but I wish it was not.
Disney world.
If some one asked you if you wanted to go on a vacation to anywhere where would you go. DISNEY WORLD. In Disney they are over 50 rides to ride you can go on the my favorite, the rock and roll roll a coaster to the classics like caris geass. If it is your first time going then you have to ride the rock and roll roll rollercoaster first in my opinion. For two reasons first then you will never be scared of any roller coaster there because it is the fastest coaster. Second you will have the most fun of your life.

**3rd marching period**

Why every teacher should be like Miss.Stein

First, let start off with Friday a happy day of the week but most teachers just think of it at a regular day but not Miss.Stein. She has FUN FRIDAY where after a hard week at school you can just calm down. Next, H.W. she does not give a lot of homework but when she does it is very reasonable and is the perfect amount to do at night because it does not take that much time. Third, she never has quizzes on Monday for two reasons. First, she does not want you to study on the weekend because
the weekend is for playing. Second, when teachers have tests on Monday it is most likely that the students do not do well. Lastly, all teachers should be as funny as her. She makes jokes and the whole class laughs because it is so funny. That is why every teacher should be like Miss. Stein.

The Teacher murder

Miss.Facenda has died they think it was griffen for getting a detention for not having a pencil and some think it was Mis. Sudimack because she is mistress but know one thought about it being all nice Miss.Stinson who was really a master assassin. She has been hunting down bad teachers all year long. Only one student know it was her F.B.I. master Chase Yeomans but the only way he could catch her was convincing the whole school that it was her which would be hard because she was the nicest person in the school. One day Michael and chase were beating henry's team in soccer when chase said

“Look at all the homework Mis,stein gave me on your first day back”

Will be continued next marking period ……

The soccer game that changed the world

FC Barcelona V.S. FC Continental. Fc B with leo messi as the star player and on FC continental Star player Michael Schaeffer. Before the game Michael got Messi's autograph. The game started with a loud whistle and Messi shot and scored in the first 1 second from half field Chase the keeper could not believe the power on the shot. Michael Tyres to come bake with a goal and dribbles through the hole team and takes a shot the keeper gets it and passes it to neymar the neymar one times it right to chase but it hits him and he goes flying into the goal. He still blocked the shot and cleared the ball. Then the half time whistle goes off and we see if chase is okay.

It is 1-0

Chase is fine and is playing the second half so we start with ball. First, I rambo it over the whole team and scissor kick it at the end into the back of the net the crowd goes crazy. They got kick off and test are goalie agent by shooting from half then there was a loud boom and chase caught the ball in one hand right where the corner is he passed it out to me then suarez checked me and got a yellow card. I got a free kick from half. I take a deep breath then the whistle blows there is only 5 second left in the game and if I score we will most likely win.
I run up to the ball and hit it so hard the the ball goes past light speed and goes into the net and breaks it but know one knows what happened but me all they know is that there is a hole in the back of the net and the ball is gone. They replayed the shot in light speed slow motion and found out the the ball curved around the goal and then into it and flying away. Then Messi still had one chance to score he shot and missed. We won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Messi came over to me and asked for my autograph I said only if you give me a jersey signed by you he said ok

My dog puck

Have you ever had a dog that was like a cat? So much like a cat that if you first saw it is would look like a cat?. If you think you do then you haven't met puck. Puck jumps as hi as a cat and always land on its feet. Puck even prefers to poop in a liter box because he poops on the driveway. Now if you still think your dog is more of a cat then tell me.

4 marking

The big game 2

FC contact vs Real Madrid with the best player ever to be created Rolando Also know as C.R.7. Against continentals best player MICHAEL SCHAEFFER with his star keeper Chase Yeomans. They also have that player as dangerous as a tiger who can hit the crossbar 100 out of 100 times in a row Henry Sisle. We got tapps and the game started henry shot right away it bounced off the crossbar and Michael did a scissor kick right out of the thin air into the back of the salting net which then turned to hard maish when the ball hit the net. The team picked Michael and Henry up and said GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Then CR7 was angry. They taped it and Ronaldo dribble through the hole team using Messi moves then chase slide tackled him but the ball was able to dribble into the back of the net. The good thing was Ronaldo was injured. But was the tackle fair. The refs spent half an hour looking over it it was fair the ball was hit first. That was the end of the First Half.

1-1 second half

Real Madrid started with the ball and Gareth Ball took a shot right away and hit chase right in the face the ball went over the goal but chase was down to the count so we had to put in are other keeper Nouw. Henry dribbled up through the hole team plus the keeper and shot but hit the crossbar and went in it was 2-1. The rest of the game was Real Madrid passing it back and forth but with 2 mins left Bale gave a perfect pass to CR7 and he hit it so hard the keeper had no chance. It was now 2-2. But with now 1 min left on the clock chase came back in to see what he could do. So at tapps we passed it back to chase and he did what most keepers dream of doing. He out ran CR7 chipped Bale Messed Ramos and shot the ball just out of the circle. The whistle went and the shot was so far off that the goal walked away then the shot did a right turn at the left corner. everyone was amazed but know it was not going in. Then when it was in front of the goal it CR7 Nucled into the to hand corner the crowd did not believe it but it the a hole 20 seconds after the game was over so was the ref going to count it. The ref went onto a camera and said because it did not hit the ground it is far. We all picked chase up and said sweeper keeper. The next day Chase Michael and Henry were asked to join F.C barcelona and Real Madrid I said yes to Real madrid Chase Said yes to FC Barcelona but henry wanted to stay on the team he was on. That is how we beat Real madrid.

The game verses the aliens was soon

The aliens came over to take our world. We would not go without a fight. So they challenged us the a Soccer game. If we beat them. The team that have never lost to anyone in the hole Galaxy. Then they would set are world free. But if we lost then they would kill us all. So we assembled a team as. The captain was Michael Schaeffer the best player in the hole world as striker. Then, we got Messi as right wing. We were all discussing who it pick next and the whole world was screaming CR7 CR7 CR7. So we put him as are left wing. For keeper we decided to put the best keeper and third best player in the world CCCCCC HHHHHH AAAAAA SSSSSS EEEEEE. We all know that he was the only person in the world that could curve the ball around the net and in. Then we needed a strong Defense so we put in the one and only Pogba for center mid. The rest of the team was picked from real Madrid. That is the team. To be continued