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## World News Article 6/12/21

### EMERGENCY BREAKING NEWS!!!! THIS JUST IN, CLASH IN THE NEW WORLD! YONKO DEFEATED AT THE HANDS OF THE IMPOSSIBLE! THE LEGENDARY SWORDSMAN, DRACULE MIHAWK IS STILL ALIVE?!!!

Breaking news cited by multiple of witnesses that saw the events take hand, The former warlord of the sea upon its original dissolution, thought to be dead for many many years now, slayed one of the Four Yonkos, the wielder of the mighty Stand Stand Fruit, Model; THE WORLD, Odarb Oid, by cutting him in two in the blink of an eye. IN his hand, was the broken blade of Yoru, as well as another unidentified sword in his possession larger than Yoru was.

The World Government in response to this matter have claimed that the VERY MUCH still ALIVE Dracule Mihawk, Epithet, Hawk Eyes, Is now considered One of the Four Emperors of the Sea. Mihawk's motivation remains unclear. However this revelation of the man whom who should be very much dead and was classed as the Greatest Swordsman in his era, being very much alive is sure to send shockwaves throughout the world

### Other Important News

The Marine Hunter is still at large in the Grandline! More Victims claimed. Anyone with any information, please report it to your nearest Marine Base

Durwin Zen aka Wildcard , Leader of the Pirate Crew: The Gambling Sharks, has been spotted leaving Kenzan Island two days ago on his vessel: The Lucky Hammerhead

## World News Article 29/12/21

### WARLORD DECLARES WAR AGAINST FELLOW WARLORD!

Warlord of the Sea, "The Behemoth" Spartan, The man who resides in the Deadbron Reef, has declared his intention publicly to challenge his fellow Warlord. "White Death" Santnico Kramclau to battle for the sake of Alabasta. 30 Years ago, Santnico plunged Alabasta into eternal winter. The Prideful Warrior of the Sea, Spartan intends to drive the White Death From Alabasta

### The Spider Queen Continues To Rule Wano.

Still Under the protection of the World Government after the borders opened up many years ago. The Warlord of the Sea, The Spider Queen, Arakani Widow, resides over Wano still as its ruler. Acting alongside the world government to broker peace between the Samurai and the Navy. She is also stated to be looking for Husband No.8

### CP7 Recruitment

CP7 Are currently recruiting new members in the Marines. If you want to join, please fill in form at your nearest marine base

### Dating Advice with Admiral Akairaion,

An Article detailing Admiral Akairaion giving out clueless dating adviceOne such advice is for spicing up things in the bedroom. Immolating your partner or someone close to them is a great way to set the mood

WANTED INFORMATION - Wanted Poster Updates

WABI WABO, EMPEROR OF THE SEA, CLAIMS FISHMAN ISLAND HAS HIS TERRITORY. AND DECLARE ITS WABI TIME! HIS VICE-CAPTAIN, THE CRAZY TIE, SPOKESMAN OF WABI WABO HAD THIS TO SAY

## World News Article 02/01/2022

### Headline: THE SAVIOUR OF COLDERBUNC

The Mining Town of Colderbunc of the island sharing the same name, up until most recently was under the control of pirates of the Gambling Sharks. The operation was headed up by their third in command, "Big Fish '' Okeanos Lolong. With an exact documented account from the Mayor of Colderbunc, Pocoer Orree The events that transpired was a horrible one. The Pirates enslaved the townsfolk and forced them to work in the mines until they died of exhaustion. Many towns folk died.

From the Mayor's Account, This continued until a lone stranger by the name of Noah appeared one day and fought against and killed The third in command of the Gambling Sharks. Now being dubbed "The Hero of Colderbunc" by those of the town itself, the Mayor included.Speaking to Marine Sources, one was quoted in saying "This Man has done a great service for the navy, It won't be forgotten any time soon"

Notably there is nothing in the article regarding, Izo and Cesar

## World News Special 05/01/2022; Chaotic Generation

*Front Page is a three person image spread including:* Durwin Zen, Tamme and Vektor Ghoul. Titled "The Rise of a Chaotic Generation"

Each of these men, dubbed as the Catalysts of their Generation, each have a detailed page on their recent exploits. First up is Vektor Ghoul on page 2, then Tamme on page 4 and lastly Durwin on Page 3

### The Man Who is Undying; The Monster Known As Vektor Ghoul

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The Worst of this Chaotic Generation by far. Responsible for the Atrocious cruelties he has performed. The Massacre of Blackbrook. What was once a former Government Research Lab is now home to the shambling corpses of the once living occupations, killed in cold blood by Vektor himself as well as the destruction of the research lab itself

His Arrival in the Kingdom of Cardendough was met by heavy resistance by the ruling faction of the Kingdom. Resulting in the mass murder of several key political figures of the nation as his revenge.

Lastly, and his most recent exploit...on the island of Balloria. The most grievous sin he has committed by far... The Murder of Two Celestial Dragons. The Marines have refused to give any further information on the matter...HOWEVER our insider sources have provided an account of what happened. Vektor Ghoul publicly revealed himself to the Celestial Dragons and forced them to call forth an Admiral from Marine HQ. In Tandem, the one that was Responded was Akuatoru (Aqua Tiger), Who then clashed with The Undying Man, seemingly with the upper hand until the admiral struck a powerful attack at Vektor's Secret weapon....His Rejection Dial's embedded into his hands. Launching a Counter Attack that obliterated the Celestial Dragons where they stood, as well as 1/4th of the island's population. Then brought out another trump card that no-one expected....The ZOMBIE CORPSE OF THE LEGENDARY PIRATE WHITEBEARD, that fought against and pushed back Admiral Akuatoru as Vektor made his escape

His current location is unknown, If he owns a devil fruit, we believe it to be the reason he has cheated death...or maybe he is just an undying man

### The Mastermind of a New Generation; Durwin Zen

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Durwin Zen, a Whale Shark Fishman that came from the South Blue and is the Leader of the Pirates known as the Gambling Sharks. The man behind the capture of the Black Market Scene in the South Blue, The Takeover of Colderbunc and The Kidnapping of the soon to be wed Princess of Tehna Gehna Kingdom as well as the death of their crowned prince. as well the sole proprietor of illegal gambling in the South.  Originally dubbed as "Wildcard" by the Navy, due to his unpredictable methods as well as the luck he has to pull them off without casualty marked him as an immediate danger to the World. With versatile crew members such as "War Raider'' Braxton, And others on his crew at his beck and call. He is not a Man to be messed with.

Our top sources claim that there are at least five active living devil fruit users In his group, originally six before the Demise of Okeanos Lolong. The only information we have regarding their abilities is that one of those users has the ability to turn into a Walrus Man. It is also noted that before becoming a pirate, the records state that Durwin was a Doctor of the Black Drum Kingdom

### The Kingdom Destroyer ; The Duality of the Man known as "Tamme" and "Clouds"

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Many of you believe that the pirate with the 99,999,999 Berri Bounty has appeared out of nowhere. Given his bounty for he massacre of 44 of the Ishin 100 and destruction of the Sakura Kingdom Medical Facility... But we in fact here at the world news know the truth; The Kingdom Destroying Doctor Tamme is also in fact "The Gas Genocider; Clouds' '. Think about it. Both of them travelled alongside the Wolven Pirates at one point and both have a similar appearance, with only minor differences. We believe in fact that "Clouds' ' is an alternative personality of the Doctor known as Tamme, with the personalities rotating over the time.

This Means The Doctor/Clouds is confirmed to be a devil fruit user as Cloud's possessed a Gas like ability used to destroy and massacre a restaurant. Most likely the same ability was used to murder the Ishin 100 members.Whilst this theory is not confirmed, We reached out to the marines countless times and managed to get one statement from the Fleet Admiral in this regard to the matter. With the following statement being made: "Sure Why the Hell not!"

This Man is in our professional opinion, equally as Dangerous as the Vektor Ghoul. Readers of the News are advised to avoid this man at all costs should they value their life

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This page is just a conspiracy page trying to grasp at straws, with circled pictures of Clouds and Tamme, with the news paper trying to give reasons to why they are the same person

### Shock Resignation! "Midnight" Plague Resigns from the Shibukai!

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The Warlord of the Sea, "Midnight" Plague, publicly handed his resignation to the World Government, which takes effect as of after this Paper has been published. The reason for the resignation is unclear. However with a Previous Frozen Bounty of 135,000,000 Berri, now being reinstated. This person is a Wanted man.

### Updated Bounties

The Normal Bounty Posters update. A few change and a few become inactive

"The Reckless Child" - Tom Esbaco: Deceased

"Sabertooth" Cinder: Inactive

"The Wendigo" El Ruthless: Deceased

"Explosive Monk" Uesugo: Reactivated

The Genocider, Clouds: Combined into Tamme's

### Durwin Zen Rejects WARLORD INVITATIONAL!

Earlier today, we received word that "Master" Durwin "Wildcard" Zen has rejected the offer of Warlord. The rumoured reason for his rejection is his refusal to become a puppet of the world government, but only time will tell if that's the real reason. Photos of the former to be crowned princess of the Tenha Kingdom of Kenzan have emerged showing she is unharmed for now but still under the capture of the Gambling Sharks.

The Fleet Admiral, when asked about the matter, allowed a representative of the marines to speak on their behalf. Vice Admiral Gaia had this to say on the matter

**Gaia: "....."**

We can only assume his silence on the matter represents the embarrassment of the Fleet Admiral and the marines as a whole for failing to secure a replacement for the recently departed Plague as well as failure to negotiate the safe return of the princess

We also have an off topic message given to us by The Vice Admiral, who paid 33 million berri for the following message.

**".............Wolf Mink, Your Days are numbered"**

Whilst we do not understand the meaning of this message, whoever this wolf mink is, I feel sorry for them having earned the ire of the Ishi Oni. But Good Luck to you, Whoever you are from yours truly! from the bottom of my heart... Believe me, I hope you survive and agree to an interview on why he hates you!

Anyhow, that's your World News, brought to you by the one and only "**Eyes of the People" Jovashic Kentauros!** Signing off with this special article that's gone live today!

## Alabasta In Turmoil! 19/01/2022

### Alabasta in Turmoil! Climactic Battle! WHITE DEATH DEFEATED?!

The Kingdom of Alabasta, Home to the Shichibukai, Santnico. The Man expected to Clash with fellow Warlord, Spartan, experienced multiple losses at the hands of the White Death alone. Who went rogue and attempted to massacre the entire kingdom and attacked marines and peacekeepers trying to keep the kingdom's population safe.

The Kingdom’s Dark Secret Revealed! White Deaths Cruel Slavery Ambition!

White Death is discovered to have enslaved children and been selling them off as Labourers or worse…. Additionally forcing and drugging a devil fruit user into using his ability to turn all the children of alabasta as well as others into toys with forced compliance to do slave labours. This also caused the people to forget about any of the people turned into toys! The User of the Devil Fruit was defeated and the people made into toys saved by the Marine known as Smokey, during the Clash in Alabasta.

### Demon of The Inferno Burns down Nanohana in Clash with White Death’s Snow Golems!

A Demon of some form whilst battling White Death's forces, destroys an entire village.

### Spotted! Revolunaries in Tow! Three Confirmed Members of the Revolutionary Army!

“Green Bandana” Sunoikah, “The Revolutionising Brit” Joll B. Joshington and Bounty “The NightFire Stalker”

### All White Deaths Six Saints DEFEATED!

The Location of one of the Six Saints, Prelude is unknown,presumed dead at the hands of Bounty Hunters assisting the Navy. Saint John Killed by **Private Smokey** to free the Toys of Alabasta. The Same Bounty Hunters assisted in the Defeat of White Death’s Right hand man **Blitzen of the Snow** and his arrest. Saint **Baubles Nezmazu** surrendered to Marines upon confrontation leading to his arrest. Saint **Pines the T-Rex,** defeated by the Wolven Pirates in an Epic Clash of Wills! Fate Unknown, Presumed Deceased. Saint Vestor Was killed during the confrontation between him and The Kingdom Destroying Doctor, Tamme at Sakura Kingdom. The Doctor Possesses his Corpse as something called a Bakugan?

### White Death’s Grand Massacre Prevented by an Unlikely team!?

The Wolven Pirates, (The Pirate Group Spearheaded by Dogtooth Wando, their captain with a Bounty Poster of Only Wanted Dead), Their Pet Fishman, The Best Chef in Paradise, Big Joey, A Duo of Bounty Hunters, A Monke Mink, A Sole Marine Private, a wanted Revolutionary and The Behemoth,all coming together by sheer chance, battled against White Death and his forces leading to his defeat! Upon Spartan’s Arrival to Alabasta, Towing Deadbron Reef alongside him, White Death’s Toy Slavery had already fallen apart thanks to Private Smokey.

Santnico then unleashed his creations of snow upon the populace whilst Vice Admiral Meldy, who had just arrived on the scene, clashed with Spartan to keep the people safe, before turning their attention to the strongest of White Death’s Clones that attempted to Eliminate them both simultaneously. Whilst on the Other Hand, The Monke Mink, calling himself Cesar, battled single handedly against another of White Death's Clones!

As for the final Clone, it was dispatched by none other than the Wolven Pirates Pet,now dubbed by the marines as “Harbour Wave” Ikah Defeated it, with His Special Technique we are referring to as “Fishman Karate ;Axolotl of the Harbour Wave ~ Ahiru” to completely obliterate the Clone.

### A Battle in the Capital against White Death and his Giant Ice Fenrir!

“Dreadscythe” David, “Harbour Wave” Ikah, “Wolf Arsenal” Dogtooth, “Kingdom Destroying Doctor,” Tamme (The Wolven Pirates Key Members),”Bad Bunny” Mabi (Member of the Wolven Pirates), “Master Chef” Big Joey (Cook of the Wolven Pirates), “Ragnarok” Keerg Eorh (A Sole Wanted Pirate), The Bounty Hunter Duo (Referred to as Invisible Hawk, Noah and “Burning Passion Izo [Shows a Picture of His Human Form] by the Papers), “Green Banda” Sunoikah of the Revolunarary Army, and “A Guy with a Giraffe Sword” all combined in an impactful battle against White Death and his Final Stand at the former royal castle. The Giraffe Swordsman sliced off a leg of the Giant Wolf as Dreadscythe flipped it over through sheer strength as Izo set it blazing.

You see Photographs of all the Cool Moments, Like Tammes selfless action to decay the Mast coming at them at breakneck speed in Yuba, David Slicing away the Cone of Cold Blizzard, Ikah’s Ultimate Technique Defeating a White Death Clone , Noah’s Trick Shots, Izo’s Ultimate Fire Fist! And many more.

White Death, Santnico Krampclau has been stripped of his Title of “Royal Shichibukai” aka Warlord of the Sea! The Warlords of the Sea now down to Five!

(An Image of White Death on the ground with Tamme’s Robotic Bakugan over it holding its katana towards him)

### Dogtooth Denny Denny Interview

Denny Denny Interviews “Wolf Arsenal” Dogtooth & “Doctor” Tamme

-Dogtooth reveals the Reason why the Wolven Pirates are in Alabasta is to Kick White Death’s Ass! And Wando in Particular is after the Position of Warlord!

-The  Wolven Pirates are against Child Murder\*

-Dogtooth IS ENGAGED TO SPECIAL LIEUTENANT COMMANDER MOCHA MARBEL, SISTER OF VICE ADMIRAL GAIA! MAJOR SCOOP! MAJOR SCOOP!

-Tamme is Recorded having the **“Time Time Fruit”** By Denny Denny. Dogtooth is confirmed to Have the **Buki Buki no Mi**.

-There's a Picture of the Crew, David and Mabi are confirmed relationship status.

-Tamme Wants to Cure Death as a Goal and wants to generally prevent people dying. He is also against general murder, claims Sakura Kingdom to be an accident of freak circumstance. Also Confirms is Not Clouds.

- Dogtooth wants to be a warlord so he can be a dad and husband without bounty hunters chasing him. This confirms he wants to have children in the future.\*

### MORE BREAKING NEWS

The Emperor, Wabi Wabo Takes sole control of Wano in a Day, easily defeating the Shichibukai, "Spider Queen", Arakani Widow with a single strike, forcing government retreat! As Wabi Wabo OBTAINS the UNBELIEVABLE AND EATS A THIRD DEVIL FRUIT!

In Other News

### CP7 Ship Sunk in the East Blue!

No known survivors found as of yet. The Cause of the Ship's demise has yet to be determined. Rumour believes it to be the cause of pirates or revolunaries

### The Wildcard and Delta Beast Ally together!

Durwin Zen publicly announces his new alliance with Kujo Kanadada, known to the Public as his Alias of "The Delta Beast", a Former Lieutenant Marine from the East Blue turned pirate. Digging in further to the matter, we have discover that Kujo does possess the ability of an Ancient Zoan Devil Fruit

### The Puppet Empress Announces her Live Performance Reenactment of the Summit War at The Fantoche Lotus Theatre at Sabaody

*Special Re-enactment of the legendary Summit War Performed by the puppets belonging to  The Mistress of the Theatre, herself, tickets go on sale soon, All Walks of Life Welcome. Special Embargo was placed preventing pirates' arrest at the Theatre. More Details Emerge soon.*

### LK Martin, Popular Announcer of the Grandline Wrestling Federation Presents his Satire Weekly Review of GWF Paradise and GWF New World to the Public

Martin, The Announcer who lives in the East Blue Next to A Bridge starts basically the one piece equivalent of a weekly podcast, makes comments on the departure of the GWF World Champion, Macho Hogan and Former Contender, El Ruthless Cuando's departure to Piracy

Captain of the Boxing Pirates "Boxing" Betty Clay Set to Face Off in Championship Match in the South Blue

Set to Face off against  Leader of the Kicking Pirates "Kicking" Cleo Brick in MMA Battle Match for title of champion of the South Blue to see who are the strongest pirates of the South Blue

## World News Article 21/01/2022

A Picture caught luckily by a civillan of the Marine Hunter, The Man who hunts Marines for a bounty price was caught on den den camera after the assassination of Ensign Msclick on the Island of Maltevergo, in the Grandline. After Careful thinking we have decided to call this Marine Hunter.... The Golden Falcon

### Scarlet Buns Reveal!

**Reveal of the Mysterious 4th Emperor of the Sea! Scarlet Bun!**

Earlier today, the Madam of the Rose. The Lady herself, Scarlet Bun made her first public appearance today claiming former territory of the New World that used to belong to the previously alive Yonko “World" Odnarb Oid!

She and her crew of scallywags managed to claim Mariner Bay for her empire. The Island in the new world is known for its perplexing natural waterspouts that surround the island as well as the natural Wotan inhabitants.

With the Shift in powers in play. Wabi Wabo and the newly crowned Emperor of the Sea, Mihawk, have been making their moves in the seas. Now Scarlet Bun has acted in person. it remains to be seen how Denim *(The final of the 4 Yonkos yet to act in response to Odnarbs Demise)* will act. No information regarding him has circulated. As a Yonko who solely works independant from a crew; it is hard for us at the world news to keep track of his movements

### New Warlords Announced

The New Warlords have been decided on by Marineford and the Navy Officials. They Officially declare "Omen of Despair" Mercer Faith, Captain of the Omen Pirates. Bounty of 133,000,000 Berri, A SuperNova from the New World. His recruitment wasn't intentional, he was brought as a replacement by former Shichibukai Plague's final request. His abilities are unknown.

"Wolf Arsenal '' Wando Dogtooth , Captain of A Group Known as the Wolven Pirates. User of the Buki Buki no Mi. 66,000,000 Berri. Voted Unanimously by the Navy HQ. Instated at the request of Admiral Gurekumo on the grounds that their pirate group played a key part in the defeat of the corrupted Shichibukai, White Death as well as continued assistance towards the marines already. Regardless of Pirate Allegiance.

Additional News

Wanted Poster Update

Have You Seen a Geppoing Mammoth? Call Marine HQ. Then Shoot it down. ~CP7, Roxxy

### Vice Admiral Aurelian Maximus Declares Martial Law on Sabaody

Vice Admiral Aurelian Maximus has stationed himself on Sabaody, intending to enforce martial law, granted to him by Warrant from an Unknown Higher Ranking Marine. He intends to invoke Absolute Justice against anyone who breaks the law there

***Close Up of Vice Admiral Aurelian Maximus***

## World News Article 14/02/2022

The Front Page Details the Marine Draft currently in process.

### Marine Draft

Do you have a strong sense of justice? Do you like order in the world? Do you like an average of one to four weeks paid vacation time a year as well as an average 5 day working shift?! Well come on down to your nearest marine base because we are recruiting new marines! With our Military Draft! Anyone is eligible to sign up to the Marines! Just fill in a form with the correct contact information and we will be in touch

Join now! Experience the life of a Marine! Train under our renowned Captains and higher ranking officers such as Captain Tabbieneko, Vice Admiral Valentine, Rear Admiral Goldurf and many more!

*(Warning; Once Joined the Marines, resignation takes up to five working weeks. Background checks are performed. Applications may submit for additional benefits should they apply) [Including but not limited to]: Child Allowance, Carers Allowance, Child Care Budget, Disability Bonus, True Justice Course completor.*

### SPECIAL BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT

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This Article explains about a special birthday it details how it is Vice Admiral Valentine's 25th birthday and she's been given by the World Government a weekend away to Holiday Island. Valentine is a Popular Lady within the Marines, Ranking 2nd in Our Hottest Marine Female Poll which we will refer to later in the newspaper.

### THE RYORI INVITATIONAL!

Are you a Chef? Have you ever dreamed of Making the BEST GOD DAMM FUCKING FOOD EVER! Then WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR?! COME TO GRAINBOW ISLAND! COMPETE FOR THE FANTASTIC PRIZE! Given to us by our lovely Sponsors at Cipher Pol!

The Kuku Kuku No Mi!

That's Right! The Grand Prize of The Ryori Invitational! The Winner of the Greatest Cooking Competition in HISTORY!

We at the News are excited to cover the Ryori Invitational when it gets underway in the next week

### Shocking Altercation in the New World- Adrian Abel

Pirate known as "The Accursed" Adrian Abel, Leader of the "Jinx Pirates" has staked his claim as one of the three people gunning for the vacant seat of Emperor left by Mihawk's Shock assignment to the Warlord's after he Killed Previous Holder of the Emperor Seat "World" Odnarb Oid.

Adrian Abel has made claims towards one of the former territories of "World END" in the New World, Clashing with Emperor Subordinate of Wabi Wabo's Four Commanders: Sabrepando! And Another man who staked his claim to the title of Emperor of the Sea; "Tormentor" Grundenburg . The Battle itself is still taking place on TIME BOLT ISLAND as we speak at  Raijin Mountain. Only time will tell who will walk out as the Victor

### THE MOST ANTICIPATED RESULTS IN HUMAN HISTORY! HOTTEST FEMALE MARINE POLL RESULTS!

After Millions of Submissions! We have finally determined the Top 10 Hottest Female Marines. Honourable Mentions to Number 11. Special Lieutenant Commander, Mocha

#### Number 10

Captain Sodano Shirai

Marine Captain from the West Blue

First up, at Number 10, the Silent but deadly (And apparently single) Beauty of the Blade who operates in the West Blue. She is often seen sitting by herself or training in her swordsmanship. She wields a meito katana with a black rabbit hilt. Which just adds to the adorable to this silent beauty

#### Number 9

Commander Isca

Marine Commander from the East Blue

The often stern and easily angered Isca. Many say she's an unapproachable woman. But she clearly has those fans. Beating out Shirai by a good hundred votes. One even coming from Admiral Gurekumo himself! Quoting "Her anger is cute in a way. It's always fun to push her buttons and see how she reacts''

#### Number 8

Captain Latte

Captain from The Grandline; Grainbow Island

Number 8 is the innocent ball of sunshine that is Captain Maria Latte who was voted in based purely on her cuteness and energetic personality. She believes hard work and honest living is always the best path to go. Her Role Model is Admiral Akiraion, She wants to become a cool admiral just like her.

Denny Denny the Fourth believes she should personally be number one. But the Public voted her as Number 8

#### Number 7

Warrant Officer Ruko

Warrant Officer of G7

A Surprising entry to say the least. Put forward by a letter from a hammered brachiosaurus that can write. We didn't expect this person in particular to get Number 7 or even on the list at all. She's currently engaged to an Ensign by the Name of Tsugo Dokkan. She is apparently very kind and nice. But Damn she does look pretty damn hot. And that's what we have this list based on!

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#### Number 6

Head of Cipher Pol Six - Saffron

Head of CP6

Number Six of the List is Miss Saffron. Head of Cipher Pol Division Six. She has that mature vibe being given off. As expected of a mother. Lovely flowing grey hair with her stunning looks. If Looks could kill...she could kill you.....literally. She is quite a formidable force to be reckoned with. She enjoys nice quiet walks through the woods.

When sat down for a word, She told us her favourite treat is a caramel cream tart with a glass of semi skimmed milk.

#### Number 5

Admiral Akiraion

Marine Admiral of the Navy

Coming in at Number 5, with a solid amount of votes.... The woman who gives out the WORST dating advice possible. So much so it was cancelled. The literal definition of a HOT WOMAN! Admiral Akiraion! The clueless unintentional tsundere of the marines. Coming in at Number 5. Slap bang in the middle of the list

Ahem.... We have also been "Asked" to mention she is still willing to give out dating advice so call the Den Den Mushi Number - 0328943829 if you want that... I guess?

#### Number 4

Rear Admiral Turquoise

Rear Admiral from the Grandline; (Water 7)

Number 4 here is the busty babe from Water 7's Marine Division and Descendant of the man himself: Iceberg. She is certainly packing "Heat" when it comes to the hot factor. Unfortunately for you fans. She's a Married Woman, Getting Married just recently too, to her childhood sweetheart whose name has been asked to be kept anonymous for safety reasons.

Now we Get down to the Top 3

#### Number 3

Captain Mariweather Morgan

Marine Captain of Senbonsakura

Ranking in at Number Three with a Total Votes of 332,001,732 is Captain Mariweather of Senbonsakura! Now Boy! Do I agree with the people's choice here?

If we had to give her a score it's a definite 9/10. Very much in the looks department. It seems that with most of the votes, her major flaw is revealed! She's kind of an Air Head. Well not that it matters much. I'm sure she's going through a rough time at the Moment considering Her husband... former husband died in the Kenzan Raid at the Hand of those dastardly Gambling Sharks. Pour one out for the Fallen Captain Jav Morgan

Anyways, enough sad stuff. Onto the Public's Opinion! Most Votes say her uniform just adds to her appeal and I must say DAMN I would agree but Number 2 has her beat in that department....Speaking of which

#### Number 2

Vice Admiral Valentine (Romance of War)

Vice Admiral currently stationed Water 7

Number two is arguably the REAL Number 1, Just losing out by a single vote. With an Impressive total of 4,888,000,899 votes.

I mean what can I say? JUST LOOK AT HER! And You'll Understand EVERYTHING!"

And Lastly... Number 1

A Disclaimer Note

The Number 1 Ranked Person on this list, In our professional Opinion shouldn't be on this list as they are... Technically not an active marine at the moment and I swear to God most of you people put this vote in as a fucking meme and SOMEHOW it beat Vice Admiral Valentine by 1 Vote... and we know who that final voter is... So we would like to say a personal Fuck you to a Mr. LK Martin  We here at the World News personally hate you for being the sole resulting factor of this thing winning the Hottest Female Marine poll

#### Number 1

Vice Admiral Florentina Corange the 2nd

A Fucking Female Flamingo Halbard Zoan.....

Yep... It's Official. I hate the public sometimes. I swear to whatever gods exist we remove the add your own suggestions for Polls going forward

Sigh

Ranked Number 1 with a Vote Total of 4,888,000,900.... I present to you... The Marine's Hottest Female Member...... Florentina Corange the 2nd.

Heavy Sighing

I'm not doing this now.... Fuck this! I'm putting WHO I think should be Number 1! Not this Shit!

THE REAL NUMBER 1 (In My Professional Opinion)

Former Admiral Kusagame (In Her Prime)

Formerly Admiral of the Navy (Retired)

THAT'S RIGHT! MY PICK FOR NUMBER ONE IS NONE OTHER THAN THE RETIRED MARINE ADMIRAL KUSAGAME!

Former Admiral of the Navy and MOTHER of the Infamous "Succubus of Mary Geoise" in her prime and peak condition of 30 years old. In MY PROFESSIONAL Opinion deserves No.1 Over some fucking Flamingo!

This Poll Article was brought to you by now since I quit, Editor in Chief of the World News.

P.S. I quit after this article

~Signed "Real Deal" Edward Stokes

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Just a Few unimportant articles titles and context

### Mihawk reforms the 7 Warlords to Eight!

Dracule Mihawk once again becomes a member of the shichibukai system, the fleet admiral increases the amount to eight instead of seven to keep the powerful forces that are warlords remaining as such.

#### The Reformation of Alabasta

The Mayor of Alabasta, Kaninu Husky is preparing to help boost and strengthen Alabasta’s economy after the defeat and freedom from the White Death. Details remain unclear as to how but it is rumoured an event will take place that will be a very large influx of revenue for the country.

"Sabertooth of the Sea" Cinder Orcome vs "Defender of Justice" Skellyman at Sabaody for the Championship! No Holds Barred

The Current GFW World Heavyweight Champion, Cinder Orcome accepted the challenge of a one on one  match from up and coming underdog Skellyman under his rules. A No Holds Barred match that would allow the Sabertooth of the Sea to have the legitimate advantage of using his zoan claws and fangs against his opponent when they would be normally illegal. Will the Dirty Fighting Champion retain? Or Will the Defender of Justice overcome evil?

### Marine Article detailing the Marines Looking for the Respawned Toy Toy Fruit

The Marines are looking for any information regarding a fruit known as the Hobi Hobi no Mi (Also referred to as the Toy Toy Fruit) for the public’s safety. The previous user worked under Santnico to create a mass armada of toy slaves and they wish to prevent it from happening again.

## World News Article 25/02/2022

### "MALTEVERGO in DANGER! Unknown Assault from Monstrous FOES!"

Front Page is a picture of Full Form Berserk Ifrit Izo and Monster Point Chad Titled "MALTEVERGO in DANGER! Unknown Assault from Monstrous FOES!"

The Island of Maltevergo, the Island known for its bizarre gravitational pull and appearance. Chaos brewed on the island a few days ago as the Gambling Sharks arrived as well as the Infernal of Nanohana and an unknown creature we are choosing to dub as "Onikuma'' wreck havoc over the island resulting in the death of seventy-five children and as well as over thirty-four adults. An eye witness, a surviving waiter, gave a statement, saying that Infernal and Onikuma clashed in the lower skyscraper after actions from a Scientist who artists have drawn a rendition of the man in question. Apparently using a Mechanical Hawk to cause untold destruction alongside the monsters.

The chaos and destruction called for immediate action. Vice Admiral Maximus of the Navy, chose to respond to the distress call made by the marines of Maltevergo. Engaging with several members of the Gambling Sharks and Revolutionaries. Even going as far as to Capture and subdue Bounty "The Nightfire Stalker" and identifying another key member of the Revolutionary Army

Under this Paragraph you see a picture of MASKED NOAH nearby Sunoikah with his gun pointed at a Marine Ship

Furthermore, it is believed that The Gambling Sharks are collaborating to some extent with the Revolutionary Army. Vice Admiral Maximus had the Following to say about the whole incident

Vice Admiral Maximus Quote "Clearly the Stupid Fishman is planning another poltical assassination or kidnapping or something! Can't trust that Fishman."

Anyone with any information about the Gambling Sharks Whereabouts have been advised to contact your nearest marine base and ask to speak to the Vice Admiral.

We also believe the revolutionaries and the Gambling Sharks to be responsible for the slaughter of the children, whilst the Infernal Demon of the Grandline and Onikuma are responsible for the Adult deaths and severe property damage to the Marine Base 619 and the Vertigo District of the Island.

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### Lnveel Kingdom reaches a New Apex in Evolution

A group calling themselves  The Apex Pirates have taken over the Kingdom of Lnveel and claimed it as their territory.

Taming the Guardian Golden Gryphon known as Grandath via dubious means, they forcefully made the King resign under their power and performing a successful

coup d'état on the leading power of authority. After doing such, they have believed to have imprisoned the King (Still alive to our knowledge) inside the deepest section of the Lnveel Dungeon, awaiting either eventual execution or severe torture,

During the Coup, an unfortunately decorated Marine Veteran, Formerly ranked as a Captain, Charlie Chatinsby aka the "White Sparrow", was unceremoniously brutally killed by the pirates as he attempted to defend the kingdom to his last dying breath.

We have received word the Fleet Admiral will be holding an honourable send off for the Former Marine with over Thirty Five years  of service to the government prior to his retirement. The Ceremony will be Held at Marineford in several days. All Three Admirals as well as A member of the Elder Stars is going to be in attendance. Security will be at its all time Maximum. Vice Admiral Prison, close friends to the former "White Sparrow '' will be organising details of the funeral ceremony and sending out invitations to friends and family later in the day after this newspaper is realised.

The person responsible is "Gryphon Tamer" Oreo. Should he be captured and brought in for public execution, Vice Admiral Prison is offering the reward of his Legendary Meito Sabre, Gryphon, To whoever succeeds. Claiming it is a Small Price to pay to deliver justice

The News includes a Picture of "Gryphon Tamer" Oreo, Curiosity of Denny Denny the Fourth

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### Eldritch Horror! Hostile Domination of Namakura Island!

Reports have emerged that the group led by "Explosive Monk" Uesugo, now going by the public name "Eldritch Pirates" have completely taken over Namakura Island. Namakura Island has a fairly barren landscape, with dirt and grasslands and few trees. Its buildings are fairly small and run down, each based on a feudal Japanese architecture style. The island also has a large amount of rocks.

Once Known as the Location of where the Land of Poverty resides. In the last twenty years the island has managed to group into a more communal hub of sorts, becoming a nation under the World Governments Protection.

The Eldritch Pirates were said to have shown up in the dead of night. A Single person, the Member known as Kaio, slaughters all the Government Officers on the Island. Uesugo declared himself as ruler and subjugated the island , its wealth and its overflowing population of people between his men.

Our Sources managed to briefly catch a glimpse of the true "Monster of Grey Terminal" as seen in the image below

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### Championship of the South Crowned!

The Strongest MMA Battle in the History of the South Blue. "Boxing" Betty Clay  vs "Kicking" Cleo Bricks reached its penultimate conclusion yesterday evening live at Batterilla. With an Outstanding performance from both ladies. A truly wonderful display of Martial Arts. An almost finish when Cleo Bricks hit a devastating Flying Knee to the jaw of Betty Clay. However the end of the long battle came when Betty Clay used her hidden technique! Boxing Legend - Foxxy Special!  a slow-motion punch with a clean impact. Knocking out the  Kicking Pirate Captain and earning her the championship

### CP8 WANTS YOU.... Unless your a Mink

CP8 is offering a recruitment program as a part of the Navy draft that is currently taking place. If you are an Elephant Mink, Elephant Zoan or a Humanoid race that is not any other kind of mink. Feel free to apply to join. We have 4 day weekdays, 1 week vacation and we have a master of Ass and Muscle Haki in our department.

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### Dreadscythe Fan Club Recruiting New Members!

Hi, Amelia Addison here, President of the Dreadscythe David Fan Club here, Posting an advertisement here for members to Join the BEST and ONLY Good Fanclub in the Grandline. Come to Whiskey Peak and join us!

We have Annual Meetings and sell all kinds of Dreadscythe merch from T-Shirts to Body Pillows! Join now for only 900 berri a month. Or a Wholesome 8000 beri for 12 months! Refer a Friend for a Free talking plushie Dreadscythe Saying "Bullshit" in his dreamy voice. Offer is limited to the first 100 new members that refer a friend

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### Ducks & Dragons releases a New Campaign!

The Upper Crust Rebellion

Releasing 27/2

Play as Four new waterfowl heros on a journey to overthrow the Upper Crust of Society run by a mysterious monarch known as "The Grain" , discovering the twists and turns that rise along the way!

Will you be Toast? or will you crumble under the pressure?

Bready or not, here we crumb!

Introducing a New Class: The Bakerificer

New Subclasses including: Path of the Ugly Duckling, Quacked Swordsman, School of the Ciabatta and Loafing Fist

Brand New Magical Items: Bread Bread no Mi (Logia), Blade of the Naan, The Multigrain Armour and the Muffin man Shield

(Blade of the Naan; Magical Longsword: requires attunement. When you hit a target with this weapon, you may change the damage type to spice damage instead of slashing; can be used 3 times per day)

Brand New Spell(s): Wall of Yeast/Quacklin's Revenge/ Wandering Whistle of the Duckling and B.M.D (Bread of Mass Destruction)

(B.M.D. 9th Level Evocation Spell - Casting Time: 1 Action Instantaneous; A massive loaf of bread appears from your pointing finger to a point you choose within range and then blossoms with a low sizzle into an explosion of crumbs. Each creature in a 40-foot-radius sphere centred on that point must make a Dexterity saving throw. A target takes 14d6 dough damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.

New Enemy : The Bread Eyes Ultimate Dragon (BR 30)

[HP: 676 (33d20 + 330). AC; 26]

Stats
 CON
 INT
 WIS
 CHAR

Saving Throws Dex +7, Con +16, Wis +9, Cha +13. Skills Perception +16, Stealth +7 Damage Immunity: Mould

### Marine Draft Still on Going

Do you have a strong sense of justice? Do you like order in the world? Do you like an average of one to four weeks paid vacation time a year as well as an average 5 day working shift?! Well come on down to your nearest marine base because we are recruiting new marines! With our Military Draft! Anyone is eligible to sign up to the Marines! Just fill in a form with the correct contact information and we will be in touch

Join now! Experience the life of a Marine! Train under our renowned Captains and higher ranking officers such as Captain Tabbieneko, Vice Admiral Valentine, Rear Admiral Goldurf and many more!

*(Warning; Once Joined the Marines, resignation takes up to five working weeks. Background checks are performed. Applications may submit for additional benefits should they apply [Including but not limited to]: Child Allowance, Carers Allowance, Child Care Budget, Disability Bonus, True Justice Course completor)*

### The World News Presents..... The 15 Most Badass people in ZA WORLD!

(Original List was Most Badass Males but due to unforeseen issues, the list has expanded to reveal the top 15 results with it also including several women

Disclaimer Notice

Please also note the World Government or world news do not support piracy in any regards. The people included on this list have been selected ignoring the fact they are pirates/revolutionaries/marines/bounty hunters etc and were voted by the public, with certain individuals being more popularly voted by others.

#### Number 15

"Infernal", Demon of the Grandline

....Okay here me out, this is one of the unforeseen issues we hit across.... because it's not technically clear if it's male or female. This was voted rank 15 in this Badass People in the world

Come on, I mean... I can't blame people. We ignore the horrible things it's done. As this list is mostly subjective to looks and coolness factor etc. This thing is basically like the opening of badassery. Not to mention... Imagine how Badass it is to turn into this fucking thing! Absolutely awesome.

#### Rolling in at Number 14

Captain Sodano Shirai

Wow, didn't expect the Beauty of the Blade to reappear again on one of our lists anytime soon again... But surprise surprise, here she is. The Silent Maiden with a deadly aura around her. She looks very capable of pulling off some awesome shit with her blade.

For anyone that's not seen this lady fight. Man you're in for a treat. Back when we took the pictures for the top 10 highest ranking hottest female marines. We watched her Cut a Pirate Ship in two within the blink of an eye.

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Anywho... onto Number 13

huh? who is this person? Never heard of them before... Well guess if they are on the list they must be badass in some way. Let see what they look like

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#### Number 13

Giraffe Swordsman

Badass Scar on his eye. Walking around with the swagger of a suit, whilst welding Giraffe Swords. Apparently cut a giant wolf's leg clean off in a single swift blow. Weird this is the first time I heard of him personally, but this is what the public voted no.13 so who am I to judge?

#### Moving on to Number 12

"Omen of Despair" Mercer Faith

The first of Six Warlord's that made this list. One of the two new editions to the Shichibukai. The Man of Faith himself. He rocks that badass omen to the very core. Styling with that All black ensemble. We don;t know what badass acts he's done. But the looks department has him covered

#### Now to Number 11

"Psychologist"Dr. Sullivan Crow

Number 11 is a surprising entry to beat out the other four so far. The world's greatest and most dedicated therapist. The man of many clients. Dr. Sullivan Crow. He is a very chiselled man with a horned black plague mask on his face. Now what makes him badass, I hear you say? Try constantly travelling from the Grandline to the Blues to The Redline and back again. All for the sake of a singular client with low rates of payment to boot!... That is some badass commitment in my eyes.

#### We Break into Number 10

"Golden Jester" Joliaster

The second of the six Shichibukai, and as it stands, The third shortest serving member of the Warlords (Just in front of Mercer and Dogtooth) by a year or two. The user of the Gold Gold Fruit. This man travels the seas on a GODDAMN Floating Castle Made of PURE GOLD.. Talk about making an entrance. Not to mention he can make Golden Golems to flex on other people, using them as servants and butlers!

#### Number 9

"Triple Threat" Allister Smite

The once Infamous Bounty Hunter of the North, who now works around the seas. Allister Smite rocks in at No.9. A Man with the motto "Shoot first, then double tap to confirm the kill"

This man is arguably one of the most cool kickass Bounty Hunters in the entire sea. Said to be inspired by the exploits of a former marine captain's bounty hunting crusade. He'll take down even the biggest risks for the thrill of it. And just look at him! He's so goddamn cool

#### Here comes Number 8

Plague "of the Midnight"

Third Warlord of the list... technically speaking Ex-Warlord. Owner of the Doku Doku no Mi. Plague is a badass. He is a man of few words, a man who has worked so hard in his ambitions, that he has made Venom that HEALS People rather than poison and kill them.

His current disposition is unknown, but during his time with the Shichibukai, arguably the most difficult one to defeat in terms of ability!

(Aside Maybe White Death but turns out he was a child murdering bastard and we at the news do not condone child violence.... We may find it occasionally hilarious)

#### Number 7

Vice Admiral Docflaminga Corange

Coming in at number 7, a man who set up Marineford Custom Services and  is in charge of the HR department, Corange is quite the cool fellow. Spent his free time teaching his flamingo halberd to speak fluent english for the fun of it. Makes his own drip outfits.

Not to mention this man is one of the old generation of badass marines. Having served about 30 years so far, never taking a single injury!

#### Crashing down in Number 6

"The Behemoth" Spartan

Spartan smashes into Number 6. The extremely large giant who is capable of pulling an entire island across the ocean, throwing large vessels like a ball. A Walking Warrior of Badass Pride.

Now... The Top 5

#### Number 5

"Shitty Fishery" ????

The 5th of the Six Shichibukai, his real name unknown. Only referred to by his Company Name. A mellowed out old man with the fastest delivery service in the entire world. Anything you want delivered? He can do it in minutes with but a thought! How badass is that?!

Use Code: SF2022 for 20% off your first order with Shitty Fishery(Offer ends soon)

#### Number 4

Rear-Admiral Goldurf (Drunk)

"AYE LAD! LETS GET SOME FUCKIN BOOZE!" ~Goldurf

Number 4 is the Best Badass Drinking Buddy you could ever ask for?! The highest tolerance of Alcohol in the goddamn world. 4'1ft of pure kick ass. Arguably the Best Man you'll ever meet and the most dangerous!

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#### Number 3

Rear Admiral Goldurf (Sober)

Have you ever been in withdrawal from booze or smoking? Well Meet the Strongest Man in the fucking world! Sober Goldurf, arguably in my opinion, and the World Governments option, a YONKO TIER Power. I mean this man has split the waters of the calm belt in two out of sheer soberness!

#### Number 2

"Hawk Eyes" Dracule Mihawk

... Its Fucking Mihawk, Need I say more?

#### Number 1

World Government Commander-in-Chief - Kiyoshi

Commander-In-Chief Kiyoshi,He was the previous Fleet Admiral of the Marines prior to Fleet Admiral Adamas taking the role. He is one of the Longest serving members of the World Government, Being enrolled since the age of 13 as a chore boy. He worked his way up the ranks, reaching the Rank of Fleet Admiral at the age of 20. He moved up to Commander in Chief 26 years ago, with his protegee taking the reins temporarily (Not known what happened to that man) before the current fleet admiral took over.

Responsible for defeating great pirates of the past. Once Clashing with Trafalgar D. Law and many others. He is badass not for his appearance... But what he is indeed capable of.

The greatest tactical mind of the old generation, he was always several steps ahead of his opponents, always willing to do the best for the people rather than the Government, even if it forced his hand to temporarily align with Pirates such as Soul King Brook, for the greater good.

Honourable Mentions that didn't Make the Top 15

* "Invisible Hawk" Noah Kinetic (Picture unable to be found)
* "Wolf Arsenal" Dogtooth
* "The Wandering Private" Sabre R. Mahogany
* "The Accursed" Adrian Abel
* "Master" Duwin "Wildcard" Zen
* Onikuma (Giant Bear Creature of Maltevergo)
* "Marine Hunter" Gold Falcon
* Fleet Admiral Adamas

### TIME BOLT ISLAND TAKEN?!!! RISE OF A NEW THREAT!!!!

Several minutes ago , prior to this paper's printing, the unthinkable happened..... Time Bolt Island (Former Territory of Odnarb Oid) has a decisive conclusion! The territory claimed! Further Shocking is the AFTERMATH!

WABI WABO COMMANDER "SABREPANDO" ARRESTED By the World Government!!!!!

"Tormentor" Grundenburg Severely Injured!

"The Accursed" Adrian Abel Makes a Tactical RETREAT!!?!

The Clash at Raijin Mountain was interrupted by a fourth party after about a week's worth of battle. This fourth party, a Pirate Armada Led by a Man calling himself "The Face of Freedom" Columbus, intervened in the conflict, defeating the Wabi Commander and handing him over to WG Custody. Gravely Injuring the Pirate Grudenburg and Forcing "The Accursed '' to tactically retreat.

This man and his Armada have since chosen to refuse WG affiliation, and have taken Timebolt under their leader's jurisdiction! as well as claiming all the four surrounding Islands in a quick succession! Despite the refusal to add Timebolt to the World Government listed Kingdoms, the Marines with the group's assistance managed to capture one of the Yonko Wabi Wabo's Four Commanders severely weakening his offensive forces, Halting one of his main advancing forces in conquest. More details will emerge  regarding the execution date of the Commander.

We here at the World News, On Behalf and Request of the WG have been told to Acknowledge "The Face of Freedom" Columbus as the Fourth Yonko of the Sea

26/03/2022 additional note; WORLD GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCE THE PUBLIC EXECUTION OF A WABI COMMANDER, BROADCASTING ACROSS ALL THE SEAS

## World in Crisis! The Disaster of Marineford - 06/04/2022

### World in Crisis! The Disaster of Marineford!

Yesterday, the World Government suffered a severe loss at the hands of "The Emperor '' Wabi Wabo at New Marineford located in the New World. Each side reported heavy casualties. Notably, the Commander in Chief was assassinated during the war by the revolutionary army. Whos reasons were unknown.

Additionally, the confirmed death's of key forces in the yonko's group including: Two of his Sons **"Red Beast" Saberpando** and **"The Merciful" Mercules**, the Wind Logia user, **Winva of the Blind Winds**, the tactical war general Zeroth and the dangerous cold hitman, Bonneycol.  The World Government and the marines have refused statements on the matter nor on the fact that believed to be imprisoned former Warlord "White Death" Santnico Kramclau was present... HOWEVER thanks to WANDO DOGTOOTH, warlord of the sea and his clarifying statement of...

that the fighting is over. There were lots of deaths but the fighting has stopped...I Wando Dogtooth, Warlord of The Sea. Am going to disable this broadcast because I have shit to do

With this statement we can clarify that the World Government took a lot of damage in the war, and even failed to Kill Wabi Wabo.... Additionally to note, the Warlord himself publicly broadcast to the world that he has been having an illicit affair behind his wife's back with another woman.

We will keep you up to date on Marineford Matters as more comes out.

### The New World is On the Move!

An article addressing the movement in the new world regarding after the war.

### Alabasta's Festival of the Canine

Alabasta's new ruler after White Death, Husky declares a festival with a competition that rewards a rare devil fruit that is not recorded in any devil fruit encyclopaedia!

### The Sabaody Performance Delay

Due to a Cast reshuffle the Summit War reenactment has been postponed by "Puppet Empress" Marilyln due to various reasons above.

### Vektor Ghoul Spotted?

An Article detailing Vektor Ghoul's disappearance from the public eye as of recently, many believe he has gone into hiding or has entered the new world. Our guess, is perhaps he is hiding in Fishman Island\*, plotting and waiting

### Further Development

We have reached out and received a comment from one Vice Admiral Gaia, known as Brother of Mocha Marbel, who is the wife of Dogtooth.

When asked regarding the affair, his response was the following

Vice Admiral Gaia: "......You're going to die"

Followed by several minutes of silence. It seems like he has angered his family in law to be with his acts of adultery. Will this illicit Relationship blossom bastard offspring? We here at the world news will keep you up to date with the events as we can

We at the World Government do not support cheating bastards... however we do find publicly outing him hilarious.

### Big Joey Memorial Service

Memorial Service to be held for the most famous chef in Paradise, Big Joey. Who passed away at such a young age of 17. The Master Chef was a prodigy in the cooking world, and has died of recent unknown causes. His memorial date and service will be publicly announced soon.

## Express World News 07/04/2022

### Express News Bulletin

(wrote and published by Denny Denny the 4th ~ Fucking try me WG! UNCENSORED NEWS BITCH!)

Corrections of the NEWS! Wando Dogtooth ACTUALLY had a threesome! Wasn't Cheating. Has most likely gotten them both pregnant! Admitted to using no protection! Expect two Warlord kiddies coming SOON!

Also Direct Quote from the Warlord

“I was given a mission to capture someone. I would like permission to change that target to a person who has betrayed the government and myself as an act of upholding the government's true nature.

I can't get a hold of my mission giver so I need to ask through here.

I would like to swap my hunting mission it the Society Destroyer Tamme Egnelious”

To Whoever this pathetic World Government flunky is better get a move on and fix his mistake!

In other news... THE WARLORD'S ARE FUCKED!

The Behemoth Spartan has left the Warlord! The force weakened so Much they had to drag White Death out of jail and revive a Child Murdering bastard additionally the rumours of Mercer Faith's demise MIGHT NOT BE EXAGGERATED!

### Impel Down faces Backlash!

Impel Down, Prison of the World Government faces backlash in their reliability after the break in by rouge former marine Vice Admiral Erich , resulting in notable casualties and the escape of the EXTREMELY Dangerous Prisioner's Blitzen "Of the Snow" and "Illusionary" Rey Misterio.

When pressed for comments, the head warden of impel down, John D. Cena had this to say

Head Warden of Impel Down: "If you don’t learn from your mistakes, then they become regrets.”

"The escape of Mistero is a huge blow to the security of impel down... then break in by a rogue force."

"Whether fighting or spitting, my discipline is unforgiving!"

"The Marines need a new leadership to back up those evildoers into a defensive position"

Following up on the comment, including previous information we have been given, this leads us onto our next article of this breaking news

Fleet Admiral Roy Steps Down!

We have received public word from the World Government, after a long thought over decision by the Fleet Admiral Roy Adamas, he has decided to step down to a trainer position within the Marines. This comes after the heavy loss the World Government took at Marineford against Wabi Wabo. The reason cited for his stepping down is cited as "For the Good of his health". We do wish the former Fleet Admiral the best of luck with his new position.

Whilst no Word yet has been decided on his replacement, insider sources say there is a High Chance of Admiral Gurekumo, Vice Admiral Gaia or Admiral Akuatoru to be the next candidate, with it believed the Higher ups taking the reigns of Commander in Chief (who sources indicate could possibly be a council of former admirals Solaria, Pinkupansā and Kusagame) are lobbying towards Vice Admiral Gaia.

Let us know who you believe should be the Next Fleet Admiral by filling in the poll at the back of the paper and handing it over to your nearest Post Office.

### Shichibukai Reshuffle

We have also received breaking news regarding the eight warlords of the sea. As "Wolf Arsenal'' Wando Dogtooth'' has been removed from his position of active Warlord, as he has chosen to work under "Omen of Death" Mercer Faith.In his place, a new Warlord has been assigned to the position.... a Surprise in fact.... "Ragnarok" Keerg Eroh

Former Member of the Gambling Sharks, "War Raider" Braxton Le'moure has allied under Warlord, Marilyln, in a surprise shock to everyone... that she can tolerate him

Furthermore Shitty Fisheries, is now offering a Marine discount of 30% on all orders for the next month

Additionally it seems that "The Behemoth" Spartan has formally lef the Shichibukai. It is believed but not confirmed that "Golden Jester" Jolliaster has also departed

## World News Article 15/04/2022

### Bounty Poster Updated.

An Update of Bounty Posters; including the Apex Pirates, Misterio, Spartan etc

* The Confirmation of one of Yonko Columbus' Liberation Officers
* Golden Gryphon Dorado Bounty revoked
* "Monster of Grey Terminal" Kaio Bounty Frozen until confirmation of Death
* Rainbow Pup Lisa Bounty Changed to Dead or Alive
* Revenger Tom Esbaco Bounty revoked due to Death
* "Red Beast" Saberpando Bounty of 2,100,000,000 Berri Revoked due to death
* Gas Genocider Clouds Bounty Revoked due to Apparent Demise
* "War Raider" Braxton Le'moure Bounty Frozen
* Infernal "The Demon of the Grandline" name changed to Izo "The Devil Within Paradise"

### Fleet Admiral and Commander in Chief selected!

We have received news recently, after heavy debating between those of high authority that Admiral Gurekumo will be taking the role as Fleet Admiral going forward after today.

Fleet Admiral Saint was selected for the position due to his strengths and tactical decision making, making him the prime candidate

As for the Commander in Chief, It has been decided that retired Admiral Kusagame by her own volition, has chosen to take upon the role until a more suitable candidate becomes available.

As Commander in Chief, she has already moved the headquarters of Marineford from the Ruins in the New World to the G-Base formerly Ran as G-11, in the middle of Paradise.

When Pressed for comments, we were informed that the centralisation of Marine HQ in the middle of Paradise's Fourth Route, serves as a strategic point to lock down on the high activity of Pirates in Paradise heading towards the new world

## World News Article 20/04/2022

Front Page Headlines

Shichibukai; Get to Know Your Warlords of the Sea

The Analysis of the Current Balance in Powers

Hero of the Navy in Hot Water?! Vice Admiral Krill Faces Trial

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### Hero of the Navy in Hot Water?! Vice Admiral Krill Faces Trial!

Vice Admiral Krill, Full Name Krill D. Raiju, Leader of Grandline Base 13 (G-13) is set to face trial for crimes of desertion due to not showing up during the battle of marineford as all  active Marine Officers (Excluding those with Valid Medical reasoning or direct orders not to) were required to attend. It is believed by the World Government that Krill had gone AWOL to avoid the battle. However his reasons for doing so, so far remain unknown.

Speculation is running rampant regarding the reasoning. However we here at the World News will only inform you of the 100% facts that we currently have. : On the Day prior to the War, the Vice Admiral was set to perform a handoff at Marineford's docking bay. After which for the express period of time from then to a day and a half after the war, he was unaccounted for. We have not received comment on where he was during this time, however it is believed he is responsible in some form for allowing the weakening of the government formation with his abandonment.

He set to attend the Marine Court of Enies Lobby, in a private hearing and trial. He is set to be defended by known Public Defender and known attorney **"The Lunar Defender '' Tsuloe Ling**.

We will report any changes or any verdict that happens as the Trial concludes, with Government Permission to do so.

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### The Analysis of the Current Balance in Powers

The Four Great Powers; The Marine Headquarters: Special Science Division: The Eight Warlords of the Sea: The Four Emperors. These are the four greatest military forces on the oceans. The so-called balance between them is what maintained world peace.

With the Seven Warlords working together with the Marines as well as the SSD (Special Science Division, the government is able to maintain a balance of power with the Emperors. This balance has shifted slightly.

Whilst we do believe that the normal state of affairs would work to maintain balance against most emperors, we believe that "The Emperor'' Wabi Wabo is an exception to the status quo. As evidenced by their crushing loss at Marineford against him. He is beyond the Typical level associated with a Yonko, with the only person reaching such a height prior to him is the Legendary Pirate Blackbeard, who was infamously known for his two devil fruit abilities.

#### Shichibukai

As it stands, the Shichibukai is severely weakened with the loss of Spartan to the group, suffering a further drop in power from its original standing when it was the 7 Warlords of the Sea. Compared to its original lineup prior to the resignation of Plague "of the Midnight'' which consisted of:

"The Behemoth" Spartan, Plague "Of the Midnight", Shitty Fishery,  "Puppet Empress" Marilyln, "Spider Queen" Arakan Widow, "Golden Jester" Joliaster and "White Death" Santnico Kramclau

The Quality has dropped substantially since White Death was stripped of his position, The Spider Queen's removal due to being unable to fulfil her duties and the resignation of Spartan and Plague.

An Example of this was the assignment of the frankly, weak and pathetic "Wolf Arsenal" Wando Dogtooth, Whom as a Warlord did NOTHING but rest on his laurels and relax, waiting for the Government to force him to act, rather than use his position to take down threatening pirates that risk peoples safety

His inclusion to the Warlord system actively weakened the group's performance overall, being the weak link at the Battle against Wabi Wabo. Having Been easily defeated by one of Wabi Wabo's Allies "Skull Hunter" Bonneycol with relative ease, before almost dying had it not been for what was most likely medical intervention.... He is supposed to be a strong pirate yet he lost so easy to a weaker member of Wabi's forces

His Second in Command "Dreadscythe" David Wild put on a better showing performance befitting of a warlord than him.... and he fought fucking Yujiro Wabo and didn't run away nor try to flee like a coward. He fought, wounding him a bit before he was defeated.... Which yeah he lost... but it's one of Wabi's STRONGEST forces he had the balls to challenge. Lets not forget he climbed aboard Wabi's Flagship and stared the Yonko and his son's down

"Omen of Death '' Mercer Faith was also another addition to the Warlords at the Same time as Wando Dogtooth. He seems more of a Filler choice to fill the numbers up to replace a warlord spot as at the time he was appointed there were two slots available. He put up a poor showing at Marineford also, with reports up until recently stating that the man died at the war. His combat ability seems to be weak, however UNLIKE Dogtooth, he at least had a reputation to actually do STUFF.

Mihawk.... ironically the best thing the Warlord Systems got from being shafted by such weak additions. "Hawk Eyes' ' is a major player in the group that was the only good recent addition so far. His strength, speed and prowess as the Strongest Swordsman is renowned as fact. He is the reason there are Eight Warlords instead of Seven.

"Ragnarok" Keerg Eroh has yet to make an impact as a warlord, however from his bounty and previous history we know of. We aren't expecting much. However, it's probably better than The Wolf Mink I'm sure.

We move onto another Power:

#### The Marines

The spearhead of the World Governments Military Power. Their strongest forces being the Fleet Admiral and the Admirals. followed by certain Vice Admirals. In terms of offensive power, despite the loss of Commander In Chief, Kiyoshi and Fleet Admiral Roy (Due to Retirement),They still pack the same amount of power, hell even more than they did previously.

Their Three Admirals

Admiral Akarairon- Codename Red Lion

Admiral Akuatoru- Codename Aqua Tiger

Admiral ??? - Codename Unknown

With the ascension of Gurekumo, now known as Fleet Admiral Saint up the ranks, it leaves a blank unchecked spot on the Admiral's pantheon. Whilst we are unsure who will fill the position, the notable players from the Vice Admiral Category may come into play such as: Vice Admiral Maximus; Vice Admiral Gaia; Vice Admiral Meldy and Vice Admiral Violet. These four names, are the highest of the high Vice Admirals (excluding if we don't include Vice Admiral Erich whose fate is not decided yet or Vice Admiral Krill who faces trial) and are the hard hitting forces that lead the next generation of Marines.

The New Commander in Chief, Kusagame, leads this formidable navy. Her ability allows her to adapt and change the tides in her favour. A Natural Born Leader and Scary Grandma. She helps make the Marines a Strong Power Contender

#### The Four Emperors

The Most Dangerous Four Pirates across the Sea. The Destructive dynamic forces that rage across the waters. The Yonkos.

Each of them is so dangerous, that the World must unite to stand against them... "The Emperor" Wabi Wabo.A man worth over Six Billion Berri. The Creature that possess not one... not even two... but THREE DEVIL FRUITS!... The Buddha, The Castle, The Earthquake... By combining these powers, they make the Platypus Mink... virtually unopposed! Not to mention his family and his commanders! The Powerful Eldest Son "The Orge" Yujiro Wabo, His Eldest Daughter "Princess of Pain" Gecki Wabo, his main concubine, "Hornet of Virtue" Ciarei and even the "Give me Your Fucking Meito" Yukiouganosuke"

Then we have the rogue solo yonko. The man who acts independently. As a single agent of Jacket Selling Chaotic Good... I guess? Jack "Denim, a Jacket Human.... Yes... You didn't read this wrong... Jack Denim is the man who possesses what people deem the worst devil fruit in existence.... The Jacket Jacket Fruit... But like... He's somehow made the fruit incredibly powerful by his usage of it... He's awakened and it can turn other things into jackets man..... Legit. Buy one of his jackets.

The next yonko we are going to bring up is the fun singing and jovial Madam of the Rose, the Lady herself... Scarlet Bun. She's a motley crew of ragtags and ruffians that form her group. Always besides her right hand "Kuroki '' She ain't no Woman to mess with. She'll take her shot and take you down, she is known to have Elbaf as one of her major territories. She has struck an alliance with the giants that live there... by her charming personality and soothing lyrical luminations of jolly cooperation. She's considered the 3rd strongest of the four.

That brings us to the last person.... the most recent one..... "The Face of Freedom '' Columbus, We honestly don't know much about him aside from his impact and his plentiful Armada of soldiers that fight alongside him for Liberation's sake. He was responsible for solving the conflict of Time Bolt Island as well as handing over a Wabi Commander to the World Government! He works alongside his Liberation Leaders (Commanders) to fight and liberate the world from the oppression of those he deems oppressors!

His Liberation leaders include Andre the Titan; "The Hart of Liberation" Bret Hitman & "The Laughing Man" Dinkster The Joker.

The last bit of this is detailing the Special Science Division, an easy enough task. This Division is headed up by One Doctor Karlberg and focuses on scientific warfare, such as the development of Anti- Devil fruit equipment and the mass production of Pacifista.

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### Amazon Lily Declared World Government Affiliated Nation

After Long Consideration why the leaders of the countries that consist the World Government, The Empire has been allowed into the folds of the World Government. Amazon Lily is on Maiden Island, an island located in the Calm Belt adjacent to Paradise. The island is inhabited by the tribe known as the Kuja.The head of their Empire, Boa Salem requested the idea via a proxy at the last Reverie.

With its acceptance as a Nation, the empire of Amazon Lily has been pardoned of the nation's previous pirate heritage by the likes of former legendary pirate Boa Hancock and her group known as the Kuja Pirates.

As it stands, the nation itself refuses the entry of Men onto the island entirely, even as far as to request female marines be instated on the island to ensure the nations protection, they have however  permitted its female members to leave the island and go to freely live their lives in the world.

We wish the nation the best of luck now they are are apart of the World Government

### Ancient Skypiean Found Encased in Ice!

At the Island of Hyogaka Teikoku, at the Digsite of archaeological discovery known as Kotta Kori, there has been discovered a bizarre Black Winged Humanoid creature the archaeologist's are claiming is the perfectly preserved remains of an Ancient Skypiean from over thousands upon thousands of years ago.

The fossilised Skypiean is quite tall in its height, and has seemed to preserve all of its muscle mass and flesh whilst encased in the ice. Whilst a picture is not available, historians are looking into the matter as a Great Achievement for Archaeology as a whole.

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### Grandmania X-7 Venue Confirmed

The Most Dangerous, Hardcore and Exhilarating event of the year! Grandmaina X-7. Experience your favourite wrestlers on the Grandest Stage of them All!

Witness **"Defender of Justice" Skellyman** defends his GFW World Heavyweight Title against the challenger, Current WWE Intercontinental Champion "**Battling Bull" Belgian Blue** in a THREE Stages of Hell Contest. Each Stage voted by YOU! The Fans! WINNER TAKES ALL!

Let your eyes take you on a visual journey as you see "Boxing" Betty Clay  put her newly won GFW Women's Championship against a mystery opponent in her Women's Championship Open Challenge.

Watch the Carnage as Tag Team Champions **The Royal Flush** go against their longtime rivals **The Stafford Gambit** in a death defying TLC (Tables, Ladders and Chairs) Match in a dramatic final chapter of their story.

Your location has been confirmed.... Ladies and Gentlemen.... We will see you in the Graveldon Empire, Live From Outside Stonehelm Castle in the Soon to Constructed Apollostar  Arena

(Picture Attached is the Challenger, Belgian Blue. Current Intercontinental Champion)

## World News Article 24/04/2022

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT

(Flyers dropping by News Coo Everywhere)

### Alabasta's Festival of the Canine

Alabasta's new ruler after White Death, **Kaninu Husky**. Aged 23 declares a festival with a competition that rewards a rare devil fruit that is not recorded in any devil fruit encyclopaedia! The Date of the Festivals Start has been announced! One Week (In Universe) from the date today (Also in universe). The Festival will mainly be taking place in the capital city.

Most Ships Docking via Elumalu will be given the option to travel the tundra alone or hire a Snow Raptor Mount for only 25 Million Per Person. The Prices of Log Poses to Alabasta have now increased to estimate at 40-45 Million each due to the prestige of the Event! Other Alabastian Exports, such as weapons, armours and Medicine as well as general supplies have increased in Price too.

The Festival is also Sponsored by the World Government as well as Shitty Fisheries and the Fantoche Lotus Theatre to Promote Alabasta's Recovery from the White Death.

The Mayor wishes you all a safe journey and hopes you enjoy it.

### Ad For The El Dorado Circus

Do you like fun?

Do you love animals?

If in your mind you answered yes to the previous questions. You should come on down to El Dorado magical circus!!!

We even have a wonderful new addition named Goldcrest The Gryphon!

A Wonderful Place to enjoy and it's fun for the whole family!

Prices range from 100,000 - 300,000 Berri per seat and children enter for half price

### Big Joey Memorial

The Big Joey Memorial Location will be happening at Alabasta. Speaking about the man's long fulfilling life in a large world full of huge adversity. His shortcomings didn't stop him from achieving fame in paradise.

Former Fleet Admiral Roy alongside Captain Smokey will be present in Alabasta to give him a send off for his services and great dishes to the world

## World News Special 05/05/2022

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT

A second wave of News Coo emerge from the shadows to throw a short magazine at everyone they can see

The Introduction of "Kaisen" (Pt I)

With the help of several collaborative artists such as Sensei Da-Vinci, a new line of entertainment is being released! Enter Kaisen, the trading card game based on the three major factions everyone knows, loves, and sometimes even hates!

The first series of cards are set to release in Three Weeks (In Universe) following the Canine Competition in Alabasta! This set, hereby dubbed "Titans of Long Past" features major heroic (and villainous) figures dating all the way back 100 years ago!

Seek out the rare cards with prismatic illustrations of these powerful figures: from the admiral with a burning passion and equally hot devil fruit, the Magu-Magu no Mi user prior to Admiral Akairion - "Akainu - Magma Monarch", to the original  emperor with the earth-shaking power to destroy the entire world - "Whitebeard - The Strongest Man Alive"!

The Introduction of "Kaisen" (Pt II)

To celebrate the coming of such a huge line, we will also be giving out special "Pre-Release" cards of different types to those who visit special stores! Collect all six cards, and contact the number below-  and you may even receive a sneak-peek at what's to come in these coming weeks!

382-596-8929

## Express World News 11/05/2022

### WAR AT FISHMAN ISLAND! COLUMBUS AGAINST THE WILDCARD! WABO LOSES ANOTHER TERRITORY!

Breaking news reported directly by Denny Denny the 4th who was present at Fishman Island as a clash of epic proportion happened. A Three Way Dance of Wabi Wabo's Forces, Columbus' Armada and the Gambling Sharks! Witnessing the Conflict, It's reported that Columbus has taken Fishman Island under his territory after a ruthless and brutal conflict, claiming to have liberated them from oppression, opening up the route for both MARINES and PIRATES alike to travel under, or so he claims.

It was predicted that Columbus would target Wabi Wabo's Territory after the Capture of Raijin Island. However, even we could not predict the rogue elements that would come into factor from a third party. Durwin Zen, known as the "Wildcard" truly lived up to his name. Coming into the war like battle that insued and alongside with his fellow members, which included ***"Rebel of the Sea" Pumpki***, ***"Silent Swordsman" Sin*** as well as his other crew members and managed to use his unlikely luck to stop the battle peacefully without it ending in absolute bloodshed, Even being the one to Negoitate the terms to allow travel through fishman island in returns for Columbus' agreement to offer protection from Slavery to Fishmen and Merfolk alike.

Whilst Slavery is illegal and frowned upon by the world government, it is still popular to those on the blackmarket. Durwin Zen's plot here seems to have solidified at least the safety of the Folk of Fishman Island to an Extent.

This is my UNBIASED, UNALTERED, UNCENSORED NEWS REPORT!~Degozaru. Whatever the World Government makes of this interaction in pirates is now up to me! I have simply... Published the FACTUAL NEWS!

## World News 01/06/2022

### A Powerful Force Revived! HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING WHITEBEARD! HES ALIVE OH FUCK!

The Following has been disclosed by the World Government and World News for Reader Safety. Please The Article that follows as 100% Genuine With that being stated....

***HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE RESSURECTED WHITEBEARD FROM THE FUCKING DEAD!***

It was Reported a Couple of Months ago that Vektor Ghoul was spotted with Whitebeard's corpse as a puppet when he clashed with an Admiral and resulted in the death of two celestial dragons. However that Puppet Corpse (which we have told was stolen from a Warlord who has very much made numerous attempts to get into range to retrieve it but to no avail) has had its pigment return and very MUCH CAME BACK TO LIFE AS THE GENUINE ARTICLE as it destroyed some guy in a black suit in a single hit at Sabaody.

We at the World Government can only speculate his current location as his status is undetermined as of writing. Our thoughts are that he had found a way to head to Fishman Island, his previous territory and plans on entering the new world. His motive at large is unclear. His bounty upon death has been reactivated

The next few articles indicate whitebeard aka Edward Newgates history as a pirate and warns EXTREME caution against approaching him. It even references how Wabi Wabo has the quake fruit and both of them faced a similar stake at Marineford 100 Years apart.

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### Former Marine Captain Jangle Joins Black Mamba's?

Marine Captain Minta Jangle betrays the Word Government as an act of bowing to the very organisation she vowed to destroy after an unknown figure believed to be Shizu Kei back from the dead and Slipgate assaulted her resulting in the loss of her left arm. That very same day she went missing not but an hour after she was found unconscious in her office by a rescue squad.

We have seen her now tearing through Inderpol Island, the place she once called home with the pendant of the 20th Fang around her neck.

She is accompanied by an unknown figure believed to be keeping an eye on her destruction who has yet to act.

Be cautious as she is the user of the Oto Oto No Mi that allows her to manifest and turn into musical instruments however she has yet to use this ability in combat on the island. Be warned.

If you need help evacuating, call the number below and we will do our best to send help.

"123-456-7890"

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The End of an Era! Krill Loses Trial!

Vice Admiral Krill, Full Name Krill D. Raiju, Leader of Grandline Base 13 (G-13) has been tried for crimes of desertion due to not showing up during the battle of marineford as all  active Marine Officers (Excluding those with Valid Medical reasoning or direct orders not to) were required to attend and has been found guilty on all accounts.

Despite his defence being the "The Lunar Defender '' Tsuloe Ling, The Vice Admiral Unfortunately lost. As such he has received the following verdict and has been made public statement by the Marines

Marines: "Effective Immediately, Krill D. Raiju has been terminated as Vice Admiral of the Navy. Furthermore, all benefits that are entitled from such a role have been revoked. Additionally, he has been fined 3.7 billion berri in reparation as well as a temporary imprisonment inside of Impel Down's First Level for the next nine months, upon completion he will be freed and escorted out and begin payment of fines amount."

When pressed for comment, the judge and the prosecution dismissed our questions as cause for speculation. The defence also refused to comment.

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### The Reaper Returns! Dreadscythe Bounty Reinstated

Former First Mate of the now defunct Wolven Pirates has officially broken away from the Shichibukai Mercer Faith and has now had his bounty unfrozen.

"Dreadscythe" David Wild is known for his rather merciless and aggressive behaviour. He had once left an entire crew of marines restrained and left to starve to death on the ocean, successfully killing all but one of the men on that ship. Commodore Dongomon. He is also one of the men responsible to playing a key part in the death of both the Marine Captain Centi Peter and The Commodore of Loguetown alongside his allies; Wando Dogtooth (Pardoned by the World Government in Court in return for marine service for the next 10 to 15 years), Koga Silvar and the Deceased Tom Esbaco.

He has also shown high levels of durability, as evident at Marineford where he survived a direct battle with "The Ogre" Yujiro Wabo and survived the devastating World Shatter of the Yonko Wabi Wabo.

He has a devil fruit power; The Oshi Oshi No Mi (Push Push Fruit), a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that allows the user to freely move and shape the ground as though it was malleable like clay whether it be by his hands or his scythe. It gives him a dangerous vertistile arsenal of earth based terian based traps and much more.

### News Special; Birthday Wishes (Article Backdated, originally Published on June 28th)

We at the World News wish a happy 25th birthday to Commodore Dongomon for his unwavering 6 years of services to the world government under the marines. Joining at the Age of 19, Gerdan Dongomon has been a brave soldier serving on the front lines to protect the people and bring down those nasty pirates that would dare cause chaos in our world of order.

Working his way up the ranks from Seaman recruit all the way to commodore, this goes to show hard work and determination pays off.

We hope you have a wonderful day

### The Upset Victory of The Dino Ball Run

The Dino Ball Run; The Climactic event that concluded the Festival of the Caine.

A fast and furious race on raptor back, over 100 competitors; one winner; the golden opportunity to win a rare and mysterious fruit of the devil! Two laps; from the capital city to Elumalu, then Elumalu back to the capital city. Many players took part in this cross-country race for the fruit. Marines and Pirates alike.

Very Notable figures such as the up and coming pirate group known as the Hope Pirates, A rare white monkiean, the shark fishman Mr.Goodboy and even the successor of Former Admiral Solaria (Her grandchild, whom in her will was given her devil fruit to become an outstanding marine. She unfortunately passed away shortly before the events of the Festival of the Caine; May she rest in peace.)

Judged over fairly by **Vice Admiral Taro**, the race was full of its ups and downs; The surprise entrance of former White Death Ally turned Alabasta Mascot; Pines the T-Rex and his mysterious rider. The unfortunate drowning of one of the participants in the river that flows through Alabasta and many more shenanigans.

In the end, it came down to a close neck and neck; Two Dark Horses that no one expected to be racing to the finish line, hot on each other's tails. A Marine with a heart of gold and a body of cotton; Hamza Guruh & The Mad Monk that ran the majority of the race barefooted in the snow carrying his raptor all whilst keeping up with the supposed superior travelling animal.

Each of them had their fair share of good showing during the race but in the end it was the compassion, kindness and bond of friendship the young marine lad had formed with his racing raptor that claimed victory in the end in a narrow photo finish, allowing him to claim the thrilling prize of the unnamed devil fruit which he later gave to his friend to eat.

Second place came the monk, who, in an act of sportsmanship in the closing stretch, chose to carry the deceased raptor of a fellow racer, giving them his alive raptor so they could finish the race.

Despite his hype and blessing from his grandmother and her devil fruit; Captain James Cook~Solaria Did not finish the race as he respectfully chose to allow others the spotlight; what a respectable man.

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### Climatic Clash! The Death of the Despicable Doctor!

The devilish deviant that dared to betray the Warlord System as a Member of Ex-Shichibukai “Wolf Arsenal” Dogtooth, has been killed in a battle in Jaya. Details aren’t clear but it is believed that his defeat and death came at the hands of a recently reinstated Vice Admiral Erich. Whom, as redemption for the trouble he accidentally caused decided to swiftly dispose of the vile villainous Tamme Egnelious to prevent his influence and allegiance with Wabi Wabo from growing; effectively weakening the Yonko’s pool of Allies even further. When reached out for comment; a marine spokesperson had the following to say;

”Vice Admiral Erich acted on information he had spend about a week or so gathering and tracked down the traitorous pirate and swiftly put an end to his life before he could cause further havoc”

The Devil’s Doctor had destroyed a saloon and a few houses on Jaya before the "Marine God of War" arrived on the scene, thanks to his fast action, was able to prevent any major casualty.

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### The Former Warlord joins Marine Ranks

Wando Dogtooth was captured by marine forces and underwent trial at an undisclosed location for his crimes and involvement in the aforementioned doctors crimes against the world government (Mentioned in a prior article). After an extensive seven day trial; a verdict was reached that the ex-shichibukai, who is in a relationship with a marine woman carrying his child; would take over her duties as marine base leader of the town of Loguetown for the foreseeable future under observation of a higher ranking marine to ensure he follows the code of justice. As proof for his loyalty to his reformation as a marine; he turned in his former friend “Harbour Wave” Ikah to the world government for execution since the fishman had allied with a Yonko Commander and refused to fight as a Marine Ally in the Marineford Battle.

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### Revolutionary Demon Commits Ultimate Arson; Evaporates Ocean Around Portion of Route Seven in The Grandline!

“The Devil Within Paradise” Izo has caused mass chaos and pandemonium amongst the world as it is reported and has been witnessed the fiery demon blast the ocean with scorching rays of flame shortly after the Island known as Subruhana Desert, Causing a permanent effect on that segment of the ocean; the surface of the seabed constantly ablaze, changing an ocean of water to a Sea of eternally burning flame creating a Hell in High Waters. People travelling the 7th route of the Grandline are advised with caution to be very careful when they come across the now dubbed “Hell’s Ocean'' section of the Grandline.

The heat it creates is extremely discomforting and may cause heat stroke and other warm related illness.

There is also within Hell's Ocean; a Burning Whirlpool that may actually be a Gateway to Hell itself with how unnatural it is.

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### The Successor of the Greatest Chef; Little Joe

A small brief article regarding the person who ate the Kuku Kuku no Mi (Food Food Fruit) after winning the re-organised competition. A Giant from Elbalf: where he was borned and raised. In the kitchen he spent most of his days. Being the smallest of all of the Lands Giants; he gained the nickname Little Joe and he plans to achieve the goal that the fallen master chef could not: Become the Emperor of Cooking! Best Chef in the World!

### Shitty Fisheries Summer Sale

A brief advertisement for 30% off Seaking Sushi when ordering from Shitty Fisheries with the Code; #TammesDead. To celebrate the death of the villainous doctor. 10% off every order over 5 million Berri.

Terms & Conditions Apply; Warning. Only applicable to those over the age of eighteen, under 18's will not receive the discounted price.

### The Great Gokuai Dojo taking on New Members within the New World!

The grizzled Goukai the Great, owner of the famous sea-gym, is currently taking on new members for his fighting Dojo. Come Join if you think you have what it takes! If you want to become a masterful combatant and get even stronger, this is the place for you.

New starters get a 10% discount on the first three months followed by a standard rate.

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### College of the Golden Jester Advertisement

You want to be educated? Of course you do! You don't want to be a loser like all those poor peasants that are taking L's across the globe. So why don't you come pay US money to teach you the life skills you need; Like Haggling and Bartering because you sure as shit need it if you want to try to get things for a bargain! For the low low price of 300 Million per semester, you will be taught the art of the craft by our illustration professors and hey, maybe even actually graduate from your virginity you chastity weakling! Seriously, you repulse women by just looking in the mirror.

But 100%, you take a semester at this college, and you'll be smashing as many chicks as you like faster than you can say Former Warlord Wando Dogtooth is a massive simp and needs to stop riding his wifes strap-on dick

So come on down..... Lets waste your money on something that matters. Unlike actual college or university.

### "Kaisen" is Released, At Last!

After... After a few slight delays, and the eruption of an angry mob at the company's doorstep, we've finished development for Kaisen , the collectible trading card game with your favourite past (and soon to be present) figures of all sides and morals! With over 110 different cards to collect, you'll find the first prints in booster packs located at select retailers- with more available locations on the way!

Within the first series, dubbed "Titans of Long Past", collect your favourite powerful figures from over 100 years! Collect MONSTROUS figures, such as "Tyrant of Wano - Kaido", and "Epitome of Piracy - Gol. D. Roger"! There are even a few... secret cards that aren't detailed in the guidebook or official collection numbers!

The Price a pack starts at 400 Beli\*

P.S. - Please don't storm our headquarters again... there is nothing more scary than a middle-aged woman screaming for the company's C.E.O.

\* Special types of booster kits with several additions vary in price depending on their contents.

### The Namakura Crisis Averted!

Marine triumph over The Explosive Monk Uesugo at Namakura!

A few weeks ago on the island of Namakura; a brave group of marines led by Captain Cook~Solaria, clashed against the Eldritch Pirates led by the devious and cunning Explosive Monk, Uesugo.

The members of this marine group; Including Ensign Hamza, who we in a previous article misgendered as a man. Commander Silas Raeves; a Super strong long arms tribe member and Private Jam Flamal; who we believe is on some kind of drugs. These four brave marines charged head first into the enemy territory!

Commander Silas made short work of the merciless Spruce using his powerful punches to flaw even her most giant of plant-like creations!

Then Ensign Hamza defeated both Bando & Kaio in a sheer act of power using her Cotton Logia abilities to effectively restrain the two.

Whilst Their Captain Cook~Solaria fought a close battle with the Explosive Monk, coming out on top in the end!

This led them to a surprise final challenge against a crew member of the group known as Mike. A Scumbag human being who had allied with the Cruel Arsonist of a Pirate; ‘Burning Psycho’ Kain. A cruel monster with a head of 200 million!

With a combined effort of Ensign Hamza, Commander Silas And Captain James! They managed to defeat and slay the Awful bastard of humanity that was Mike whilst Private Jam was the one to lay the smackdown on the Psychopath Arsonist!

Also During this time; Admiral Akaraion fell down some stairs and broke her arm. When pressed for comment she responded with ***`”They were Yonko Tier Stairs”`***

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### The Rising Dragon! Taejin

The Birth of a New Supernova! The illustrious captain of a group known as the Pythios Blizzard. A cold hearted cult of pirates led by their devilishly handsome and genius captain ‘Ryujin’ Taejin. A man with a conviction and the devil fruit of the once famous Yonko Kaido!

A Deadly menace worth 150,000,000 and believed mastermind behind the destruction of Maltevergo which was once believed to be a part of Revolutionary Plotting! Additionally it is noted that he clashed and attempted to kill the Marines on Namakura after their hard fought battle with the help of his crew members ‘Bloody Fist’ Cain & ‘The Devil’ Trickerster Van Wilder before he was repelled by marine reinforcements which included Vice Admiral Gaia.

From what intelligence we have about their crew; The one called ‘Bloody Fist’ Cain has actually quite a resume. After we did some digging into their past abit; we found out that Cain was the sole proprietor in liberating the Conomi Islands from the Kaiser Pirates led by their fearsome captain Kaiser Neptun. Despite his lack of a devil fruit, his gauntlets pack quite the powerful punch. Making him a very difficult close ranged fighter of the Pythios Group. There have been additional sightings of him present which were primarily from the East Blue. From this we infer that he was born within the East Blue and began travelling the Grandline with Pythios after the assumed demise of his crew from the east. From the picture taken from him. He is around six foot and rather muscular build with ragged clothing. With a Fierce and unwavering personality to boot. To estimate his age we would guess… about early 30’s/late 20’s. This seventy million berri head sure seems like a tough customer

The other notable crew member we were able to ascertain a bit of information on was Trickerster Van Wilder; a Devil Fruit user and infamous con-artist from the West Blue.A Cunning liar who uses his honeyed words to swindle many and cause quite the chaos. With a bounty of sixty-nine million berri. This devil has managed some of the greatest scams in the west blue; including the infamous Gaslight Incident. Which caused a large-scale gangwar to explode in the west! We believe he is the advisor and potential right hand of the Pythios Captain Taejin. Should we receive more information we will ensure the public finds out about it as soon as possible!

### The Black Hand Allies with Kenzan?!

Kalahand Don,  A former member of the famous pirate alliance the Nine Fists has resurfaced and made an immediate alliance with the Tenha Genha Kingdom and its Royal Family to support them with Aid against their on-going war against the Graveldon Empire. It is unsure as to why the Pirate Don has chosen to act now after his silence over the last few years… However it is certain that his Mafia heads such as Tengoku and ‘Magispecter’ Crowley are tactical geniuses allied with him.

Time will only tell his motivations for his actions.

Additionally, due to pressure on the World Government by the Graveldon Empire; The Marines have been unable to aid or intervene with the affairs of the two warring nations. It is within speculation that the Empire fully intends to assimilate Kenzan Island into their ever-growing empire within Paradise.

### G-14 Reinstated

World Government officials have officially decided to reinstate the formerly defunct G-14 within the New World. This comes as a decision made by the World Government as a way to tackle the ongoing lack of marine presence within the New World.

There is no clear speculation or rumour as to WHO will be incharge of the Division. However this marks the first move from the Navy and World Government within the New World since the failures of Marineford.

As it stands at the moment; the only marine presence active within the New World half of the Grandline are the Marine Base stationed near Jacket World; G-12 manned by Vice Admiral Spence and Vice Admiral Oddity & The Imperial Legion Division known as G-X whos leader remains hidden from the Public.

We here at the World News Believe and fully support the World Government decision to finally once again take the reigns of the New World now they have Paradise primarily on Lockdown!

### Double Trial! Double Death & Execution?

Both Traitors to the World Government; “Harbour Wave” Ikah & “Rabbit Vixen” Mabi have been captured and turned into Marine custody. As such; The World Government has decided to have them transported and trialled at Enies Lobby before they are to be executed through the Gate of Justice at Impel Down!

Mabi was turned in by our FIRST OFFICIAL FISHMAN within the Marines. A Female Octopus Fishman called Whitewater.  This proud defender of Justice defeated and brought the Rabbit Mink into Marine custody from within the Waters Near Jaya.

Both Mabi and Ikah were originally a part of the Pardoned Warlord “Wolf Arsenal” Wando Dogtooth. However, much like “The Society Destroying Doctor” Tamme during the battle of marineford; both of them actively aided the Yonko Wabi Wabo’s side despite supposed to be allied to the World Government at the time!

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### The Birth of a New Leader.

A small tonnata known as Tatta (Now Don Tatta) made waves on the continental island of Jubnah recently with his successful efforts to liberate the port town of Chizurai from a Mafia Faction lead by ***‘Feta Capone’ Drou Cru*** and his colourful cast of characters. Alongside his Advisor, a swordsman named ***Chaku***, the Capone was crushed and his organisation was ostracised from his control.

Since then, the town itself has been on a steadfast improvement regarding its social and economic economy. The New Mayor of the place, Don Tatta, has improved the standard of living throughout the large scale of the town’s borders. This has caused a significant increase in passive income due to the return of tourism to the town.

Many travellers once again rush to see the location that was the birth of society on Jubnah as well as the most well known area where the Nezumi Minks reside and live peacefully, once again to provide to the world. No longer under an oppressive rule of dictatorship from a dirty rotten rat!

### God Hand

‘God Hand’ Noah, a bounty worth 300 Million Berri. Once known as the Hero who saved Colderbunc from Pirate Invasion and fought in a valiant effort to Defeat the corrupted warlord White Death,  as well as being a former marine captain… has unfortunately fallen to the dark-side and embraced a life of chaos and piracy! It is with a heavy heart we have to announce that this once great hero has lived long enough to see himself become the Villain.

His actions during the Oasis Incident speak volumes of how the world has made him jaded and changed for the worst!

Taking an Assault on the best gambling place in Paradise and known territory of the Shichibukai ‘Golden Jester’ Jolliaster, Noah swiftly and effectively dismantled the White Parsnip Casino, defeating and doing unmentionable things to Ester D. Bunny, whose status at the moment is unclear but we presume has been killed. The merciless annihilation of the Neko Neko Funland Casino via Controlled Explosives. Slaying everyone that was inside with no remorse. Then his allies “Golem Maker” Logan and a man who looked to be the spitting image of Doflamingo! Demolished the Sand Gambler and ruined his casino.

During this, The God Hand Noah also clashed with the Warlord of Gold Himself. The Battle was rather close for comfort, however, proving the World Government chose correctly for him to be a Warlord of the Sea, the Jolly Jester repelled the Gunslinger from the Oasis preventing any more casualty.

ADDITIONALLY! Noah is in possession of the Devil Fruit that once belonged to the Famous Pirate of the Sea! Monkey D. Luffy. A fruit he used to cause a bloody massacre on Little Garden. Using the Fruit as bait he caused a coalition of pirates and bounty hunters alike to arrive; pitting them all to fight  each other in a sick and twisted free for all with a promise the victor would claim the fruit… only for the winner to meet their end by a bullet through the skull.

This massacre claimed over 300 lives of pirates that possessed bounties ranging from 1 million to 30 million. Totally at a minimum 300 Million Bounty total Body-Count. The World Government has requested that any Bounty Hunters pursuing him to be extremely cautious as this mastermind seems always one step ahead of his opponent. One false move and you’ll be in a coffin.

### Crack Addiction High in the South Blue

Random Crack Addict Gets Bounty in the South Blue. We Believe the World Government did it for the memes

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### South Blue Marines Recruiting New Members

Do You live in the south? Do you want to make a difference against the growing piracy problem within it? Well Vice Admiral Taro is recruiting for new marines to fill the ranks within the blue.

The terrifying Taro is issuing anyone with a will to fight for justice to come to enlist! He’s even allowing Pirates with Twenty-Five Million Beri Bounty to be forgiven of their crimes if they chose to join, but he won’t give em an easy path to success! It will be a hard rigid training but in the end in the Vice Admiral’s words; Yare Yare Daze; I’ll make a Marine out of you

### New Drafted Marines to the Navy

A List of Notable New Drafted Marines Given by the World Government.

* Rear Admiral Kallifuia ~ Drafted to G-7
* Vice Admiral Halgua ~ Drafted as Vice Commander of G-X
* Captain Salazar ~ Drafted to the East Blue
* Captain Shirowashi ~ Drafted to the West Blue
* Commander Bubblegum ~ Drafted to G-12
* Ensign Piper (Left) & Lieutenant Commander Kas (right) ~Drafted to Paradise Marine Division
* Commodore Clover ~ Drafted to Loguetown Marine Base (East Blue)
* Lieutenant Nero ~ Drafted to the North Blue
* Ensign Sharky ~ Drafted to Graveldon Marine Base.
* Captain Vegalon ~ Drafted to the West Blue
* Warrant Officer Maxfield ~drafted to East Blue

#### The Vampire Fills Final Warlord Position

'The Vampire' Stephen Straud, captain of the Scarlet Vampires, has been accepted as the 8th Warlord of the sea. This formidable pirate is the user of the Batto Batto No Mi Model: Vampire and is a wonderful asset to have. His crew of 300 Men adds a vast array of people to the World Governments arsenal.

His vast experience as a pirate of over 80 years makes him a amazing tactician and he has encountered numerous devil fruit users in his span as a pirate so he knows how to deal with a variety of opponents

The main faces on his crew that we are going to share with you are his two, as he calls them, "Gravediggers" but as most Pirates would call them, his commanders. After of which we will go over the abilities of Straud himself

Up first is his first mate and swordsman of his crew 'Pentagram' Bishop Knight, his swordsmanship is incredibly strong, his usage of 5 Sword Style and the fact that all of his swords are literally double edged makes him a fairly wild opponent to fight, he has mastered the Rokushiki Technique Rankyaku with his swords allowing him to use even his hyper aggressive style from a range.

He also is fairly adept at using Armament Haki and Observation Haki.

Approach him with caution if you don't have a peace offering, it could be dangerous

And an answer to the commonly asked question, of what he did to deserve that extra 0.6 belli on his bounty is simple, we at the world government just don't like the guy, that's it

No further comment

Secondly, the doctor of the Scarlet Vampires, "Frankenstein' Duke Rooke, This cybernetic enhanced human is a master doctor and he has mastered the art of the battle technique Life Return.

This crew overall is kind of nasty! Because he uses blood as a weapon! He uses tubes full of blood in a variety of ways to harm his opponent in battle before barraging them with his attacks.

We are happy to welcome him to the World Government as a strong member of this warlord crew

Lastly but definitely not least. The captain of the Scarlet Vampires and the 8th Warlord of the sea. 'The Vampire' Stephen Straud his Mythical Zoan devil fruit allows him to turn into a Vampire, which allows him to add the life force he drained to his own lifespan. It also grants him unmatched manipulation of his own internals, namely his own blood.

His devil fruit also allows large bursts of inhuman speed and flight. Overall Straud is a fairly powerful man.

Having now gone over his combat capabilities. We have a few pieces of trivia from an interview with him from a few weeks ago.

* Q "What is your Favourite Food?"
* A "It changes, but probably lightly seared steak"
* Q "What was the one event that you believe made you a candidate for this slot as Warlord"
* A "I believe. It was my fairly dope take over of Clearcoat Island in the South. I mean. I rolled up and alot of people assumed I would be a tyrant. But I believe I've been a decent king. And the quality of life there has improved overall. I am not as bad as I seem."
* The interview had other questions asked but we will distribute those as little short segments in future papers.

### World News 16/02/2023

**Dual Front-Page Headlines**

* ***The New Four Emperors of the Sea!***
* ***Mass Destruction! Nuclear Blast Wipes Out Science Division HQ!***

#### The New Four Emperors of the Sea!

Two Weeks Ago. The World Government lead a covert operation with a select group of marines as well as several trusted Warlords of the Sea in the New World which resulted in the Defeat of “Siren” & The Demise of “The Emperor” & “Lord of Liberation” as well as the capture or demise of All Eight Liberation Officers of the Liberation Armada and the Death of several key Emperor Pirates.

The Operation took place as a tactical insurgent attack during a clash between the Two emperors. With another task force: The Chaos Squadron of G-7. Led by Rear Admiral Solaria-Cook dealt with and with assistance from the Pirates known as “Dreadscythe” & “Wildcard” and aid from the Shichibukai “Puppet Empress” Marilyin, they managed to defeat “Siren” Scarlet Bun with their combined powers, however unfortunately she was able to flee before they could eliminate her. Severely crippling her forces.

Then the taskforce re-combined with the main insurgence as notable names such as “Hawk-Eyes”, Gurekumo, “The Strongest Marine” Goldurf amongst them. With the combined strength and efforts of everyone they were able to successfully defeat the Armada and Emperor Pirates. With REAR ADMIRAL SILAS being the one to stand above the rest and push beyond his own limits. Being the one to Kill the Yonko: Columbus. Whilst Wabi Wabo was eliminated swiftly afterwards after the wounds he obtained from the Yonko Clash.

As we fast forward to the present. The Shift in power within the New World has changed drastically with many a pirate trying to claim one of the three vacant thrones left by the departed emperors in order to fill the vacuum.

Many Drastic changes have taken place. Surprising Circumstances that many would never believe they would witness within their lives. Those three empty thrones have been sat upon by New Powerful Pirates.

“The Pharaoh” Shani Isa. Leader of the Pharaoh Pirates. A Strong Kuja woman who was the one to obtain the last vacant throne of emperor by amassing a huge fleet and conquering former territory of the Old Yonko; With her Main Territory being the old birthplace of Whitebeard. Sphinx. A Total Bounty of 3,200,000,000 has been assigned to this threat. With Her Previous Bounty being a Mere 900,000,000 Berri.

Next up is a man who is practically impossible to stop. Becoming a Yonko by defeating not only the Ogre but WHITEBEARD at the SAME TIME!. “The False Dragon” by Caito Rajinder. Leader of the Water Dragon Pirates. A Man who managed to pull off what seems to be an impossible feat of taking down the Son of the Emperor and a Man once claimed to be the World’s Strongest Man by himself in a close battle at Hand Island. Forcing Whitebeard to Retreat and Defeating Yujiro and sending him packing by force. This earned this no-name pirate without a prior bounty a total of 4,400,000,000 .

The First to gain one of the three seats gained it by sheer force and power. Overcoming the impossible obstacle…. Killing the “The Mastodon That Surpassed Him” Defeating this unbeatable opponent in a ten-day clash on Elbalf that even forced the Marines to retreat and the resulting severe injury of Admiral Akuatoru. The Behemoth. Spartan has grown even more stronger than when he was a Warlord. Although it seems like it wasn’t without adversity, as he was spotted to have a huge scar across his face, which experts we asked believe is a Scythe based scar. However, it was not just his Defeat of Xerxes that earned him the title of Yonko…. But the fact several powerful pirates now ally under him, including the Former Shichibukai Plague and the now recently defected “Ragnarok” Keerg. Which not only strengthened his position but also left the World Government once again Lacking a Warlord. The Dangers of the Spartan have increased his bounty to 4,470,000,000 as well as all those under him receiving a minimum 500 Million Beri Increase in Bounty Status. Additionally it was noticeably confirmed by a passing Yukiouganosuke who was holding several bags of Meitos, Spartan’s Sword: Vulcan. is one of the 13 Greatest Swords *(Picture taken of Spartan Moments after he was seemingly struck down by Xeres, whom used his ultimate technique known for Always Instantly Killing the Opponent: Extinction)*

An Additional Small Section is at the end regarding the fact that Jack "Denim" is still a Yonkou. However, he hasn't been active lately in the New World nor are Journalists able to track his current whereabouts. His Bounty Poster is Included in the article.

#### Mass Destruction! Nuclear Blast Wipes out Science Division HQ!

Science Division HQ. Located on standby by Marineford suffered an explosion of a nuclear scale that caused untold destruction and the death of many of the scientists. The only confirmed survivors at time of writing are one Doctor Karlsberg and a Marine Scientist from G-12 known simply as Killa Wott. Jetter, who was briefly seen fleeing the facility on a mechanical contraption similar to Jettooth (Buki Buki no Mi user transformed into a Jet).

It is unclear what caused the explosion however, Marines are urging anyone with knowledge of any suspicious activity or the location of Mister Killa Wott. Jetter, to please come forward so that the situation can be hopefully resolved and the cause can be determined.

Reports believed by the World Government have cited for the time being the damage caused due to a "Faulty Experiment gone awry. However, if evidence comes forward to the contrary. The World Elder's themselves have confirmed they will publicly report the findings.

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#### Revolutionary Army Attempt Assassination Attempt on Celestial Dragon Thwarted!

Revolutionary Army attempts to assassinate a celestial dragon, The Revolutionary in Question, who possessed the Titan Titan Zoan, A fruit previously possessed by the deceased Liberation Officer of the Liberation Armada, Andre the Titan, was swiftly defeated by a visiting Vice Admiral Gaia, whilst Admiral Akaraion dealt with and killed the revs that entered in during the confusion attempting to end the celestial dragons life.

It also gives mention to the Vice Admiral Gaia  clashing against the vicious, merciless pirate that's actions in the New World inadvertently assisted in taking down the Yonko known as "The Liberator" Columbus, "Dreadscythe"  David Wild in a close battle, before the pirate was repelled by Gaia, it seems Dreadscythe was present at the scene, although his agenda is unknown it is possible he was working on his own devices and not in tandem with revolutionaries.

#### MARINE DRAFT SHIFT! NEW ADMIRAL

Despite the major headlines of the news being huge, there is more BIG NEWS yet to come as the Marines have reported a shift in their strength hierarchy with their Admirals. Reporting that Admiral Akuatoru has been shifted to replacing Vice Warden Psychocis in Impel Down as well as Akaraion's movement from active duty to Marine Trainer due to sustained injury (However it has been reported that she would still retain her authority that she would have as an Admiral), Both their  replacement has been decided.

Two Notable Names.

Brought forward to counter the New Yonko Menace.

* Admiral Aoineko (Blue Cat) also known to Many around the Globe as Vice Admiral Maxmius has been promoted due to his actions in the cause of duty. Such as the defeat of Revolutionary forces and Donald J. Whisker's Cultists in Guam, United States Archipelago\*

He will be replacing Akuatoru

The Second is a new face on the scene. A woman with tedious grit who was drafted from the small town of Shimotsuki Village for their skills alone. A Small place in the East Blue.

Admiral Kiiroimushi (Yellow Insect) is a gifted young swordswoman dedicated to craft, who was able to skillfully surpass other candidates, making her a valuable resource to the fight against the new wave of pirate menace. Motivated to make the world a better place.

#### Blackbrook Warning.

* Reports Spotted of a figure resembling the destroyed Puppet Corpse of Kaido appearing on Blackbrook. People are advised to avoid whilst Marines attempt to dispose of it.

#### Wren Eikatree, Public enemy number one or victim of circumstance?!

* Another Article talks about Wren Eikatree's Alleged Incident. It is cited from a source inside the marines. There is mention of someone fighting the allegation on his behalf despite his giving up on it. The person in question refuses to disclose their identity

#### White Monkiean Wanted for Red Line Zoo

*White Monkeian wanted for Rare Attraction at the Red Line Zoo, a decent price has been provided by those seeking the rare exhibit.*

#### Unidentified Flying Object Crashes in Paradise! Believed to be from Space.

A*n alleged sighting of a U.F.O Crashing somewhere in Paradise. Its crash location is unknown however the populace have been advised it is most likely a meteorite and nothing to worry about.*

### Gladiator Pirates Destroyed

The Gladiator Pirates, a pirate crew known for their loose ties and loyalty to the Yonko "The Pharaoh" and their brutality on all fronts was squashed between the boot of Radiance seat holder Karl Castelle, obliterating the entire crew during an assault on their newfound base on Little Garden. In an official interview Mr. Castelle has this to say about those he freed.

"I am honoured to have freed them from the shackles of their past by offering them positions amongst the Radiance Agents and or a 100,000 grant for food and shelter until they can find themselves a new life to live."

It is not known how many people were freed from the pirates clutches and how many of the crew's men they took prisoner, however with the death of the core members and majority of their crew, the Gladiator Pirates have been completely wiped out, never to rise again.

(attached is a picture of Karl Castelle)

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#### Long Don Pirates Attack Alabasta

A new pirate crew known as the "Long Don Pirates" emerge from the South Blue into the grandline and make their debut on Alabasta by assaulting and murdering hundreds of innocent civilians in a blood hungry frenzy.

These men and women were the families of the Radiance Members and Agents stationed on the Alabasta Base. Thankfully the Pirates were forced into a full frontal retreat by Grandline Agent Akinato Shinzen after she slayed Oleander Asariel, a member of the crew.

Attached to this page are the bounty posters of this heinous crew, heed the warnings listed and report any findings of this crew to your nearest Radiance or Marine Base.

(At the side of the second paragraph is a black and white photo of Akinato Shinzen)

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#### Final Embers Of The East Blue Revolution Snuffed

The members of the East Blue Revolutionary Army that fled into the grandline when now current Admiral of the Marines Maximus was stationed in their Blue have been located and snuffed.

On the Admiral's order Rear Admiral: "Molten Core" Ezekiel Smolder was tasked with locating and destroying the last stronghold of the East Blue Revolution. This Rear Admiral is known for his Atsu Atsu No Mi, a devil fruit allowing him to make his body of anything he touches immediately heat up to 10,000 degrees celsius.

Smolder was granted command over this assault by Admiral Aoineko, his left and right hands in the assault were the Vice Admirals of G-12, Vice Admiral: "Ice Cap" Aidan Spence and \*Vice Admiral: Raynard Lavier.

"Ice Cap" went on a frenzy through the base, his Awakened Polar Bear Zoan allowing him to rip the Revolutionaries limb from limb, his augmentations from Vice Admiral: Oddity allowing him to move in ways impossible to someone of his long legged height.

Lavier assaulted the other side of the complex, sandwiching the revolutionaries between him and his fellow vice admiral. His power sword Brightsteel, another marvel from Oddity enabled him to easily handle swarms of enemies with devastating energy blasts, while he was noted to always seek out melee engagements calling out any swordsmen willing to duel him.

While the forces of G-12 execute a pincer maneuver on their stronghold "Molten Core" went straight for the commanders of the base. The famed Ami and Drancan Drancan stood no chance against his molten strength. Melting them both into nothingness with his signature "Hell's Fist" technique causing the islands fire resistant plant life to catch fire from the sheer heat he produced.

The brave Marines who ventured into their territory took no prisoners, not a soul escaped them and the Rear Admiral had this to say when interviewed about the assault;

"I vow to hunt down every last member of this blasted revolution and melt it to liquid. I take no prisoners and don't go easy on anyone. that is your final warning revolution, quit while your behind and fade into obscurity or it will be your final offense."

(Attached is a picture of the Rear Admiral)

### Special News Announcement (12/06/2023)

Reverie Expected to Take Place in the Next Few Months

As the World Government prepares for Reverie, over 101 nations and kingdoms  plan to attend. Including nations and kingdoms that have only recently joined the World Government such as Amazon Lily & the Tenha Genha Kingdom.

Notably, it is rumoured that due to current strife within Wano after the conflict there recently, they will not be attending.

#### The Emperor Lives

The World is shaking. A crisis that could of not been predicted. "The Emperor" Wabi Wabo..... Survived.

His body was never recovered during the Liberation War; however was presumed dead at the combined efforts of the Marines, Warlords, and was believed to have been finished off by Rear Admiral Silas Raeves, the same man that was the one who struck the finishing blow and decapitated The Liberator

The sight was confirmed by several key witnesses as the Emperor, alongside his Commanders; "The Hornet of Virtue" and "Demon Blacksmith" Yukiouganosuke, engaged in naval combat against marine forces at Grave Sea in the New World. Resulting in  high casualty. including the commanding officer of the forces at the time; ***Vice Admiral Disco-Dancer***

*Image Attached of the Vice Admiral*.

This shifts the balance in the New World Significantly; with the believed deceased Yonko now sits in the unique position that only two have prior to him; A 5th Emperor of the Sea.

The former defunct allies of the Emperor Pirates now slowly begin to surface once more; leaving the New World in an entirely chaotic state, turning it even more lawless.

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#### The Chaos of Sabaody; The Rise of the White Hairs

Chaos upon Sabaody, as an up and coming pirate group wreaked havoc; attacking and destroying the Frantoche Lotus Theatre as well as their captain's clash with the Golden Jester

Their Captain; a White Monkiean known as "White Hair" Hiroh, leading this crazy group of strong pirates forward; even having his right and left hands: "Bloody Fist" & "The Toucher" throw down with the believed deceased Daji D. Bonk, who masqueraded as a puppet, vying for a time to strike, as well as defeating the Captain of the Apex Pirates brutally before absorbing his strongest crew-members into the White Hairs.

As White Hair, believed to have a form of devil fruit that allows his body to turn into some kind of "Anti-Devil Fruit" silver, dominated, seared and scarred the Griffin Tamer before dragging him into the murky darkness of an alleyway; It is unknown if the Monkiean killed him but it is presumed that he instead subjected him to a worse fate

It is highly believed due to being a monkiean and his threat level compared to the other members of the White Hair Pirates, his bounty is uniquely lower than his crew mates: Bloody Fist and The Toucher

The remainder of the article discusses the groups prior known achievements; mostly the "Bloody Fist" and his fall from grace as "Hero of Conomi" to bloody-fueled pirate

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#### North Division Commander of the Revolutionary Army; Captured and awaiting Execution

Defeated and captured by "Cold General" Maximus during an attack on Revolutionary Forces that were hiding on the Island of Subruhana Desert. The well-renowned member of the Revolutionary army; known as a dangerous threat that was able to annihilate the entire underground mafia organisation of the West Blue, allowing the Revolutionary Army to gain a huge footing in the West, and a gunslinger who is believed to be able to give even "Triple Threat" a run for his money.

An intense battle was had as the Admiral alone clashed with Revolutionary Forces;  taking minimal damage, aside the several bullet wounds at the hands of the "The Northern Privateer" and his believed trump card of how Raptors hunted during ancient times

Additionally; aside from the capture of the Northern Privateer and the defeat and slaughter of many revolutionary members; "**Whirlwind" Hassad**, a Head officer of the G-Division was also captured. Hassad, a notable officer with a bounty of  346,560,000 and user of the ***Gust-Gust Fruit***; a paramecia equivalent to the  Kaze Kaze no Mi that originally belonged to Winva "Of the Blind Winds"

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#### Tenha Genha Kingdom's Monarch Kidnapped!

The Kingdom on Kenzan Island; national home of the majority of Long-Arm Tribes members, was assaulted by a small pirate fleet, which managed to overpower and defeat Marine forces as well as Tenha Genha Military.

The Leader of this group took to the Castle; Kidnapping the Princess, niece of the current monarch of Kenzan, as well as the former monarch, AND the current Monarch Rear-Admiral Silas Reaves.

The Man responsible decimated a pursuing fleet by seemingly sinking the ships with a wave of his hands, turning them into anchors as he declared his name to the world. Due to these actions; the following bounty as been dispatched

Dubbed: "Pirate Lord" due to his influenceable ability that was able to sink ships. Edwardd Teach is a man to be wary of when traversing the Grandline.

The Marines HOPE alongside the World Government to be able to capture the pirate and bring him to justice as well as save the Tenha Genha Dynasty.

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#### Bounty Updates

*The Following Consists a List of Updated or New Bounties for certain individuals*

* "White Hair" Hiroh - *The Leader of a Group of Pirates responsible for the mass collateral damage and the destruction of the Frantoche Lotus Theatre of Sabaody; as well as a huge brawl at Wacker Jack's Fun Emporium. The Captain of the Crew; Dubbed as White Hair, believed to be a much greater threat as well as suspected to be the White Monkiean wanted for the Red-Line Zoo several months ago. Having fought and survived a clash with one of the eight warlord's of the sea, whilst destroying the prized property of another. A Feat not held by many up and coming pirates. Bounty issued for 100,000,000, drastic increase from* *250,000*
* "The Toucher" Irwin Crash - *The Presumed Doctor of the White Hair Pirates; wanted for his crimes of destruction and the constant touching of individuals without their consent. He has been caught on record yelling at several young minks and fishman that he is going to "**Touch Em".** He possesses a Devil fruit that allows him to Turn into a Rhinoceros; seemingly amplified in Size by some form of drug. He single handedly destroyed Wacker Jack's Funhouse with a mere slam at the request of his captain. Even Attempting to Suplex "Big Blue '' Daji into several civilians at the scene and even shoving over an innocent sky islander with a Yo-Yo who tried to stop him at the scene of his destructive rampage. Bounty Issued at* *a starting 119,384,000*
* "Bloody Fist" Cain-*Once viewed as a Hero to the people of Conomi after liberating them from the fishman threat now known as "Fishman Emperor'' Neptun Kaiser; the former hero turned to piracy, briefly aligning with "Ryujin" Taejin before parting ways. Now officially a member of the after declaring "White Hair '' his captain prior to annihilating the Frantoche Lotus Theatre by his order. Cain has become a lot stronger than initially thought to be; now possessing a devil fruit which we believe to be the Mythical Namazu Zoan. Issued Bounty Increase to*  *113,700,000 from* *70,000,000*
* "Bejeweled" Kosui Yari - *Former Member of the Apex Pirates; seen to have allied and joined the White Hair Pirates, serving under White Hair. Due to her previous crimes as well as involvement in the destruction of Wacker Jacks Funhouse and brutally beating several innocent security guards doing their job. Added with her threatening ability to turn her body into diamond that even the mighty Mihawk would struggle to cut. She is viewed as a Dangerous Member of the rising White Hair Pirates; It is unsure if the other members of the Apex Pirates have merged with the White Hairs. Only Kosui Yari has been spotted with them and actively joining them 63,000,000 From  30,000,000*
* "Scarlet Kimono" Kali -*Offically issued bounty for Scarlet Kimono. Issued at* 200,000,000
* "Urchin" Crest - *Offically Issued bounty for Urchin, Issued at* 130,000,000
* "Devil Within Paradise" Izo Morningstar - Bounty Increased After mass destruction  caused to  the Kingdom of Denmāku in the New World, with the severe burning of its crowned prince during the incident. The Devil Within Paradise seems to possess what appears to be a sash of flaming smoke surrounding his body as he attacked the nation prior to being repelled by a dispatched Vice Admiral Erich. It is advised that those with information about any revolutionary army members within the grandline; please contact Marine Headquarters or your nearest marine base. Increased to 185,555,555 *From 166,666,666*
* "Ryujin" Taejin - *Bounty increase due to re-evaulation of threat level; believed to alot stronger than intitally realised.*  175,000,000 *from 150,000,000*
* "Space Marine" Lunar Lightyear - *Active Pirate within the New World. Claims to be from another planet entirely. Wanted for Conspiracy, Mass-Murder as a result of attempting to power what he claimed to be a space-ship by using teenagers as combustible energy, which was thwarted, however he managed to escape. Abduction and Crimes against Humanity. He seems to somehow be able to move at swift-speeds; although it is unsure how, it is guessed to be the effect of some form of devil fruit. Active Bounty of a large total290,876,500, Increased by 90,000,000*
* "Gargoyle" Eugine Partimus - *Wanted, known member of the Revolutionary Army; Operating in its West Division. Possesses the Mythical Zoan of A Gargoyle. Despite the powerful devil fruit; it is believed that Eugene lacks the capabilities of Haki; with his strength primarily coming from his fruit. He punishes those he deems beneath him by burning their flesh with his gargoyle flames; horribly scaring them.* *Active Bounty of* *55,400,000*
* "Wildcard" Durwin Zen - *Updated to reflect involvement during The Liberation War. Increased to* *176,410,000*
* "Sanguine" Miss Puree - *Mafioso of the West Blue and Head of the Cour De Jour; Believed to be aligned with Revolutionary Army Forces in order to strengthen both her and their influence.Whilst her goals remain unclear; from several witness accounts, her motto is "Girlboss. Gaslight. Gatekeep. Get Lost"Her combative abilities are unknown; but her general threat to public safety and the world government isn't exaggerated if she is able to build up her gang and gain a footing of influence in the West. Bounty Issued at 80,287,034*
* "Gryphon Tamer" Oreo - *Presumed Defeated, Possibly Dead. Last Seen being dragged away unconscious by White Hair. Updated Picture Taken as they lay unconscious. The World Government will pay 3% of the Activity bounty for any definitive proof that the Tamer is deceased or in fact alive*. *Bounty Remains at* *50,000,000.*
* "Big Blue" Daji - *A Wanted Member of the Revolutionary Army who was presumed Dead, but revealed their survival at Sabaody, hiding in plain sight by pretending to be a Puppet Corpse of Marilyn. Now dubbed "Big Blue" due to the unique ability they showed during a clash on Sabaody that allowed her to grow to a hulking side of an actual giant. Which is believed to be the effect of some kind of drug, or a misreport of their Zoan abilities. Their Crimes of Attempted Assault against a Celestial Dragon, Dozen counts of murder on Pretty Princess Island and now the destruction of property on Sabaody have led to an appraisal in threat.* *Bounty Increase to* *84,000,000* *from*
* *"Smokescreen" Fumée Belladonna - Pirate Captain in the West Blue, and user of the Smoke Logia Devil-Fruit. Using her sickle to slit  marines' throats whilst they are unable to find her within her thick smoke.Wanted for the Crimes of Murder of Marines; Assault of the World Government and incitement of crimes against the Government and allied nation as a result of her actions.Her Crew; The Fumée Pirates; having been gaining notoriety; Using the defeat of Okama Bambettia to her leverage to take out any potential threat from his fractured group of Okama Pirates. She was last spotted in the town of **Erron, within the Kano Kingdom**. Issued Bounty of 67,937,000*
* "The Emperor" Wabi Wabo - *Bounty Redistrubuted due to confirmation of survival.*
* Falcon" Alfred Hanz - *Wanted for the murder of his Sister Elorie and Attempted Murder of his Adoptive Mother Hilayna. Issued Bounty of* *29,543,000*
* Bronzebeard - *Wanted Pirate in the West Blue; responsible for chaotic riots in Ballywood as well as murder on Weevil Island. He is viewed as quite a credible fighter as he managed to defeat the leader of the Okama Pirates Bambietta and Kill them. Bounty of* *45,000,000*
* "Specs" Delwin Ale - *Wanted for the Murder of a Noble of the House of Noct, as well as assault and battary on a young marine girl known as Warrant Officer; Hannah. Her Comments lead us to believe it is a danger for women **specifically** to approach him.* *Bounty Increase to* *24,000,000 from*

#### Female Calender for Sale Coming Soon

Calendar Featuring 12 Bombshells for Each Month