LeAnn Holsclaw: The Moo-Velous Adventure!/Transcript

**LeAnn Holsclaw: The Moo-Velous Adventure! Transcripts for LeAnn Holsclaw: The Moo-Velous Adventure!**

## Script

**LeAnn:** I like That’s so Raven and Raven’s Home shows.

**Carl:** Well, I understand you like Disney that much. By like I mean love. And I do too, but some of the fairy tales are better for...HBO Happily Ever After.

**LeAnn:**Yeah, you're right. Anyway, a new episode of Raven's Home is coming on! Let's watch!

(*The SSTV News jingle plays over the episode*)

**Shandra:**We interrupt this program to be in you breaking news, mmkay! Raven-Symóne and Anneliese van der Pol have been kidnapped by aliens and turned into cows for an unknown purpose. So we will not be able to play the new episode of Raven's Home, so why not watch some Corey in the House? This is Shandra Jimenez, and my cow Milky White was udderly abducted!

**LeAnn:** I got to save them, but first I need to know why with the help of my Crystal Ball and with it I will know the past before the aliens start kidnapping and turning Raven and her friends into cows.

*( LeAnn uses the crystal ball to see the past involves aliens)*

**Chelsea:** Hey Rea how are you doing?

**Raven:** I’m fine Chels thanks for asking

*(Suddenly, they are fed some kind of milklike substance and and feel the udderly transformation inside them)*

**Raven:** I feeling fat and I’m having milk inside me. What is going on?

**Chelsea:** I don’t know but I’m having four stomachs and I feel hungry and thirsty.

**Raven:** I think we’re turning into cows right now.

(The transformation starts with the growing udders on Raven and Chelsea’s bellies.)

**Chelsea:** I think you’re right about it. Raven you have udders in your belly.

**Raven:** So do you!

(As the transformations continues Raven and Chelsea are getting cow ears, cow tails, cow shouts

*(in the spaceship the people who have been turned into cows along with Raven and Chelsea.)*

**Chelsea:** Hey Raven we have get used to being cows. Sure we did the episode for Halloween episode and that was a show but I like being turn into an animal for the first time.

**Raven:** No Chels we are not cows we are human beings and I don’t want to be milked by space creatures

*(As Raven and Chelsea are talking the humanoid aliens in are listening)*

**Alien 1:** Excuse me Miss

(*Zooms back to LeAnn, who is mortified to see her idols this way.*)

**LeAnn:** We need the help we can get! Carl, round everyone up!

**Carl:** Affirmative!

(*Soon, we see LeAnn's Cow Rescue Corps lined up while LeAnn marches back and forth.*)

**LeAnn:** Kyle I need a Cow Potion.

**Kyle:** Right away! And this is no time to say "Ha ha" either.

**LeAnn:** Shadow, you're the espionage dog, so go with our espionage cat here to infiltrate the ship while we're on board.

**Shadow:** (*looks at Salem*) Now listen here, pussycat! You stink up any part of this mission and I'll swallow you like a bowl of doggie kibbles!

**Salem:** That won't happen, you stupid dog! And besides, I can use magic on you cuz *I'm a warlock who's 800 years old!!*

**LeAnn:** Megan, you are gonna make cow disguises for our two super special agents here!

**Megan:** Grunkle Ken'll kill me, but I *am* good at tinkering with machinery...

**LeAnn:** And as for *you,* Agent Moonstone and Agent Witch Heart, you will be our Trojan Cows and be inside those disguises. When the time is right, you will strike and destroy the aliens! I'm sure cousis like you can agree to that!

**Carl:** Moo-yah, baby!! We're gonna smash them in our cow costumes!! Sabs, it'll be great!!