IG-88's Rewrite Adventures Of Spider-Man 3

## PLOT

Peter Parker plans to propose to Mary Jane Watson, who had just made her Broadway musical debut. A meteorite crashes near the two and the 88 Squad in Central Park, and an extraterrestrial symbiote attaches itself to Peter's moped. While fleeing police, escaped prisoner Flint Marko falls into a particle accelerator that fuses his body with surrounding sand, allowing him to shapeshift at will as the Sandman, and he joins The Horde Of Darkness. Peter's best friend, Harry Osborn, who knows Peter is Spider-Man and blames him and the 88 Squad for his father's death, as well as creating and testing new tech at his fathers' hideout, attacks Peter and the 88 Squad using weapons given to him by The Nostalgia Critic based on his father's Green Goblin technology. During the fight, IG-80 notices a blue Honda Accord assisting them in battle. Harry injures his head and suffers partial amnesia, forgetting that Peter is Spider-Man and his desire for revenge against him and The 88 Squad, dismaying The Horde Of Darkness in the process. During a festival honoring Spider-Man and The 88 Squad, Marko and The TGWTG Squad rob an armored car. NYPD Captain George Stacy tells Peter, Aunt May, and the 88 Squad that Marko was Uncle Ben's killer, and Dennis Carradine was only an accomplice. While a vengeful Peter sleeps, the symbiote bonds with him. Peter wakes up hanging from a skyscraper, while The 88 Squad are seen watching in their starship. His costume changes and his powers enhance, but the symbiote brings out Peter's dark side, which concerns The 88 Squad, though IG-88 and IG-86 know it has something to do with The Horde Of Darkness. Wearing the new black suit, Spider-Man finds Marko and battles in a subway tunnel, reducing him to mud using water, while The 88 Squad fight off The Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, and The TGWTG Squad. The TGWTG Squad escape after the blue honda accord, which is revealed to be Jenny Wakeman, defeats their minions one-by-one while The Nostalgia Critic and AVGN escape after a short battle with IG-88, IG-86, Aisling, and their team.

Mary Jane, whose career is floundering, is humiliated by Peter's changed personality and she finds solace with Harry. Urged on by a hallucination of his father and The Undertaker, Harry regains his memory and blackmails Mary Jane to break up with Peter, threatening Peter's life. After Mary Jane tells Peter she is in love with another man (under Harry's direction), Harry meets with Peter and The 88 Squad and claims to be "the other guy", and several TGWTG Squad members intrude the place, but are easily defeated by The 88 Squad with assistance from Jenny Wakeman. She then takes The 88 Squad to meet her team, The Reservoir Bots, which are a group of robot fighters created by IG-82 and led by Emerl. Emerl explains to them that The Horde Of Darkness are planning to launch a Sigma-Bomb, which is capable of destroying multiple cities and is the sole reason of the destruction of Emerl and Gemerl's home planet, by tomorrow night and that they must stop it before activated.

During this, Peter, wearing the black suit, confronts Harry and battles him, which ends when Harry throws a pumpkin bomb at Peter, who deflects it back, disfiguring Harry's face. Turning psycho, Harry takes the performance enhancer at the request of his father Norman.

Under the symbiote's influence, Peter exposes Eddie Brock, a rival photographer at the Daily Bugle, by submitting doctored photographs showing Spider-Man as a criminal. Furious at having to print a retraction, J. Jonah Jameson dismisses Eddie, and Peter does Emo dances & shenanigans in celebration, much to IG-88 and IG-80's dismay. Meanwhile, the Sandman recovers from his injuries thanks to The Horde Of Darkness.

To make Mary Jane jealous, Peter brings Gwen Stacy, a woman Brock believes is his girlfriend, and The 88 Squad to the nightclub where Mary Jane works; Brock secretly sees them and assumes they are dating. After doing a club dance much to Mary Jane, IG-88, and IG-80's dismay, Gwen catches on and storms out. Peter brawls with the bouncers and, after mistakenly hitting Mary Jane, realizes the symbiote is changing him. He retreats to a church bell tower and The 88 Squad follows them, but not until Team Rocket intrudes the nightclub, but they too are easily defeated by The 88 Squad and the arriving Reservoir Bots.

While trying to remove the symbiote costume, he hits the church's bell, weakening the alien and making it easier to remove. Peter tears the symbiote off and it falls to the lower tower, landing on Brock, who is praying for Peter's death. The symbiote transforms Brock into Venom, and while initially horrified, he gleefully accepts his new form. Venom finds the Sandman and Horde Of Darkness and offers to join forces, to which the Sandman and The Horde Of Darkness agree.

Mary Jane hails a taxicab but Brock and The Horde Of Darkness hijack and hang it and a dump truck from a web hundreds of feet above a sand-filled construction site. Peter and the 88 Squad seek Harry's help but is informed by the butler he is not here. Below in the hideout, Harry opens a secret door in the lair, revealing an enhanced, yet orange-like version of the Green Goblin costume, and smiles evilly. A crowd of people watch as Peter battles Brock and The 88 Squad battle The Horde Of Darkness. IG-82, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, Tino Tonitini, Lincoln Loud, The Loud Sisters, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, The DigiDestined & Their Digimon, and The Reservoir Bots arrive as well to help the heroes.

Peter, The 88 Squad, The Reservoir Bots, and IG-82's Squad are overwhelmed by the villains and Peter is on the brink of being killed by Bowser, The Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, and The TGWTG Squad, but The Powerpuff Girls, the newest additions to IG-82's Squad, appear and help the heroes fight off the villains. During the fight, The Powerpuff Girls temporarily subdue a gigantic incarnation of the Sandman, breaking him apart. The Reservoir Bots soon arrive as well to fight off Linkara's robotic minions.

Brock webs IG-80's Laser Gun, causing it to bump into some pipes, making sonic vibrations that weaken the symbiote. Peter recalls the church bells weakening it previously. Peter and The 88 Squad form a ring of pipes around Venom, creating a wall of sonic vibrations. The alien releases Brock, and Peter pulls Brock away from the creature, which can now live on its own. Peter throws a pumpkin bomb, which IG-80 kept in secret, at the symbiote, but Brock, not wanting to lose his only chance of getting revenge, jumps into the symbiote and attempts to throw the bomb away and both are killed by the blast.

While the villains and the heroes continue their fight, several explosions occur downtown, and they are the cause of a maniacal Harry, now known as Hobgoblin. Mary Jane notices and calms Harry down, reminding him of who he is. Harry seems to accept at first as NYPD Captain George Stacy turns him in, but Harry, having faked out his breakdown, fatally stabs George Stacy before capturing Mary Jane. As Peter chases Harry, The 88 Squad and The Horde Of Darkness have their confrontation lead on the top of a building.

During the fight, Papi, who has been hacking this and the previous film, is exposed again this time by IG-82, but Papi fights back and states that this is HIS film and that he'll hack all he wants. Suddenly, Sandman, having enough of The Horde Of Darkness' antics, appears to fight and defeat Papi with help from IG-86, Star Butterfly, The Reservoir Bots, and and Pearl, allowing IG-88 to throw him down the street where the crowd that has been watching the battle beat him up. Papi later gets arrested by the NYPD, and The Horde Of Darkness, after suffering another defeat, escape. While IG-82's Squad and The Reservoir Bots stay behind to tend to survivors of the hobgoblin attack, The 88 Squad and Marko go find Peter, who is on top of the Brooklyn Bridge where the crazy and maniacal Harry is holding Mary Jane hostage. He tries to talk some sense into Harry, but he refuses and drops Mary Jane. Peter goes to save Mary Jane, but Harry throws a pumpkin bomb toward Peter. Thanks to his Spider-Sense, Peter catches and throws it back at Harry. It connects to his glider causing it to blow up, making Harry fall to his death. Peter is unable to save Mary Jane however, as his webbing connects to Mary Jane's leg in a effort to save her, but it only causes Mary Jane to violently snap downwards. Peter pulls up Mary Jane, and is shocked and saddened to see that she has died from the webbing.

The 88 Squad and Marko arrive to see Peter mourning over Mary Jane. Marko reveals that he never intended to kill Ben, but only wanted his car and accidentally shot him when Dennis grabbed his arm, and says that Ben's death has haunted him since. The 88 Squad and a mourning Peter forgive Marko, who dissolves into sand and floats away.

As New York is recovering from the attack, a funeral for Mary Jane is held. A saddened Peter has quit his job as Spider-Man, unsure of what to do next, but thanks The 88 Squad for everything. The 88 Squad then travel to another dimension after there dimension warper is fixed by Professor Utonium and IG-82, while Peter notices and comforts Gwen Stacy, who is mourning over his father's death.

In a post-credits scene, it is revealed that Harry survived the fall, and comes out of the water to get to surface land near the brooklyn bridge, before laughing maniacally at the camera.

## LINES OF DIALOGUE

Jenny Wakeman's Debut:

* (The Blue Honda Accord suddenly stops as The TGWTG Squad and the robotic minions are headed toward them)
* IG-80: We stopped. Why'd we stop-
* (Suddenly, IG-80, Urkel, Dr. Octagonapus, Clemont, Bonnie, Beast Boy, Sneech, and Big G are ejected out of the car. As they get up, the car transforms into Jenny Wakeman, who stands there glaring at the villains as the other heroes look on in shock)
* Bonnie: Whoa!
* Clemont: The car is a robot.
* IG-80: Transforming cars. Night just gets crazier by the minu- (notices something) Hold up.
* (Flashback in IG-88's Adventures Of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back as IG-80 sees the models IG-82 is working on)
* IG-80: That...that must be one of the robots 82's been working on.
* Urkel: I told you it wasn't my invention.
* Dr. Octagonapus: Same thing to me.
* (The TGWTG Squad and robotic minions surround the heroes)
* IG-80 (to Jenny): Look, 82's robot or whatever your name is, you may wanna get out of here before chaos ensu-
* (Jenny, while still glaring at the villains, points her finger upward, signaling IG-80 to stay silent, which he does to his confusion. Parker, still in his black suit, swings to the top of a building to witness what's going on, and notices Jenny Wakeman)
* Peter Parker: What the hell?
* Linkara: I knew it! The car was working for IG-82 all along.
* Some Jerk With A Camera: What do we do now?
* Linkara: I'll handle this. (to the heroes; Through megaphone) Give it up you guys. You're surrounded and you have nowhere to run. (to Jenny) And you! Carbot! Whatever you're called. I got a bunch of my robotic-created minions, and I will use them against you and your friends.
* (The minions prepare their weapons)
* Jenny Wakeman (glaring at the villains): I can take anything you can dish out.
* (This shocks the heroes and Parker)
* IG-80: I thought 82 said they didn't talk.
* Linkara (through megaphone; to Jenny): OK fine. If it's a war you want, so be it.
* Dr. Octagonapus: Alright then.
* Jenny Wakeman (glaring at the villains): Bring it on.
* (Three Dog Night's One begins to play in the background as the robotic minions begin to charge at Jenny, who narrows her glaring eyes as IG-80's team prepare their weapons just in case and Parker watches on. When they get closer, Jenny activates her laser beams and shoots down several robotic minions. This shocks The TGWTG Squad but amuses the heroes and Parker, who looks at one direction and then goes to it)
* (IG-80's team shoot down/fight off some robotic minions while Jenny Wakeman continues to fight off the robotic minions with her laser beam, then uses her Dino Drill and Razor Blades to take down 2 more)
* Urkel (noticing this): She has more than one weapon!
* Clemont (also noticing this): Sweet!
* (Clemont and Urkel continue fighting off robotic minions as The TGWTG Squad look on)
* Phelous: He gave him weapons. Shouldn't we launch the rest of them?
* Linkara: Nonsense Phelous. There's more coming in from the sidelines.
* (Robotic minions prepare to ambush the heroes from the sidelines. Suddenly, they are sprung up and crash together via web, and the camera pans up to see Parker fighting them off)
* Linkara: Spider-Man! …In a black suit?
* (We cut to Parker finishing off the sideline minions, before looking down at the battle below. Jenny Wakeman uses multiple weapons to fight off the Robotic Minions. Those weapons include Fists of Fury, Monkey Paws, Mighty Hammers, Mass Hammer, Open Shield, Lobster Claws, Crossbow, Shiva Swords, and Swiss Army Knife. Parker soon joins the fight and attacks robotic minions along with the other heroes)
* Linkara: I think I've seen enough. Fall Back!
* (The TGWTG Squad and what's ever left of the Robotic Minions retreat)
* Beast Boy: They're getting away!
* Jenny Wakeman (unleashing Rocket Power): Not for long.
* (Jenny launches Rocket Power, which Parker notices. Parker, noticing a retreating Robotic Minion, shoots web at the minion and throws it into the sky, crashing into the robotic minions and allowing Jenny's Rocket Power to destroy them all in a big blast. We cut to the Daily Bugle as J Jonah notices the explosion in the distance. He shrugs it off and continues working)
* (We cut back to the battle as Robotic minion parts fall onto the road and sidewalk. Parker approaches the mess)
* Peter Parker: Good riddance.
* IG-80: Peter! (Peter turns to see IG-80's team) Is Marko gone?
* Peter Parker: He is.
* IG-80: Good.
* Urkel (to Jenny): Well...whatever your name is, thanks for helping u- (he turns to find that she's not there) And she's gone.
* (The heroes look around and zoom out to the top of building where Jenny is seen. She then flies away unnoticed by the team)
* IG-80: Huh. Must be a disappearing act or something. And The TGWTG Squad's also gone too.
* Peter Parker: I don't think Critic & Nerd have escaped yet though. You got word back from 88?
* IG-80: I don't think so. Let's go guys!
* (The team and Parker leave to find IG-88's team)

Mary Jane's Death/Sandman's Confession/Who Am I?:

* (Parker arrives on top of the Brooklyn Bridge, and sees Harry on his glider holding MJ hostage)
* Peter: MJ!
* MJ: Peter!
* Harry (noticing Peter, laughing): Well look who it is. The Webhead. Or should I say: The Traitor.
* Peter: Harry stop! You're taking this too far!
* Harry: Too far? TOO FAR?! Look what you made me do! I gave you all the support in the world, and this is how you repay me!? You killed my father. And now...the price will be paid. (laughs maniacally)
* Mary Jane: Harry please! There's still time! You can make your own decisions! You don't have to end up like your fath-
* (Harry, still laughing, covers her mouth)
* Harry (laughing maniacally): You know, the great thing about MJ is: When you look into her eyes and she's looking back into yours, everything feels not quite normal! Because...because...
* Peter: Because what?!
* Harry: Because...you feel stronger! And weaker all at the same time! You feel excited. And...And the same time TERRIFIED! The truth is (laughs maniacally) you don't know what you feel! Isn't that right, PETE!?
* Peter: HARRY NO!
* (Harry drops MJ, screaming as she descends to the water, and Peter dives after her to save her. Harry throws a Pumpkin bomb right at Peter, but he, sensing it with his spider-sense, dodges throws it back at an unaware Harry, which connects to Harry's glider causing it to explode. Harry then begins the descend to his death)
* Harry (falling to his death): CURSE YOU PETER!
* (In slow motion, Peter whips out two webs, one connecting to the Bridge and the other reaching for MJ. The web connects to Mary Jane's leg, causing her to violently snap downard, causing her to go limb. Peter gets to the surface to pull her up. He then notices MJ's not awake)
* Peter: MJ? (she doesn't respond) MJ!?
* (He then notices she's not moving. He tries to hear her heartbeat, but there is no heartbeat. He is horrified to learn: Mary Jane Watson is dead)
* Peter (saddened): No. No please. MJ wake up. Please! (trying to wake her up) PLEASE! (teared up, unable to save her) Please...
* (Peter sobs over her body as The 88 Squad and Marko arrive in time to see what has happened. Peter looks at IG-88, who goes to check her status. He sees a flatline result, and looks at Peter in sadness as he shakes his head. More saddened than ever, Peter sobs over Mary Jane's corpse as The 88 Squad silently mourn her loss. A shocked Marko looks at Mary Jane's corpse, and then back at the Squad)
* Marko: I didn't want this.
* (IG-88 and The Squad look at Marko)
* Marko: But I had no choice.
* IG-88: We all have a choice. But the only choice you had was to kill his (Peter's) uncle. And now...he lost the love of his life. What other choice is there now?
* Marko: My daughter was dying.
* Le: What?
* Dr. Octagonapus: It can't be!
* (IG-88 and The Squad look at him in confusion and shock)
* Marko: I needed money. I was scared. I told your uncle all I needed was the car.
* (We fade to a flashback of Marko knocking on Ben Parker's car window)
* Ben: What is it?
* Marko: I need your car.
* Marko (VO): He said to me: "Why don't you just put down the gun and go home?" I realize now he was just trying to help me.
* (Dennis Carradine then runs with the money)
* Marko (VO): Then I saw my partner running over with the cash, and the gun was in my hand.
* (Marko looks behind and suddenly shoots Ben, shocking Marko as Ben, tears rolling down his face, collapses.
* Dennis: Get In!
* (Marko is so shocked by this that Carradine leaves alone with the money)
* Marko: I did a terrible thing to you, Peter. (End flashback sequence) I spent a lot of nights wishing I could take it back. I'm not asking you, or all of you, to forgive me. I just want you all to understand.
* (A mournful Peter looks up at Marko, no longer sobbing, then looks back at Mary Jane's body)
* Peter: I've done terrible things too.
* (The 88 Squad turn to Peter, then turn back at Marko, who turns to see the aftermath of the Hobgoblin attack)
* Marko: I didn't choose to be this. (Looks at the necklace showing a picture of her daughter briefly, then turns to face The 88 Squad and Peter) The only thing left of me now....is my daughter.
* (The 88 Squad turn to Peter)
* Peter (still mournful, tears rolling down his face): I forgive you.
* (The 88 Squad turn to Marko, as IG-88 smiles and gives a nod of forgiveness to Marko, who nods in response. He then dissolves to sand as it departs to places unknown)
* (We then fade in to Mary Jane's funeral, attended by Peter, Aunt May, The 88 Squad, IG-82's Squad, The Reservoir Bots, and several of MJ's friends from High School)
* Peter (VO): Revenge is like a poison. It can take you over. Before you know it, turn us into something ugly. I chose revenge over responsibility, and because of that, several people died. Including the woman I love.
* (Back at Peter's apartment, Peter looks at the Spider-Man outfit)
* Peter (VO): I used to think this was my gift. My curse.
* (Peter puts his Spider-Man outfit back in his suitcase and closes it)
* Peter (VO): Who am I?
* (Peter puts the suitcase in his closet, and looks at it in sadness)
* Peter (VO): These days...I'm not so sure.
* (Peter closes the door to his closet, and we cut to Peter standing in front of Mary Jane's grave. He looks at the wedding ring in his hand for a brief moment, then somberly puts it away)