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DIS 113

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Lorca's takeover of the I.S.S. Foreshadowed Explosion is cut short when Georgiou pegs him MU style - through the chest! Saru beams out the ladies & bullseyes the exhaust port just like Beggar's Canyon back home!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **"Reaction shot salad" (production technique)**

For going around the horn showing everyone on the bridge at the points when Lorca's secret is revealed, and when the date of their return is discovered
Ben's pick is **Guy in grey jumpsuit during fight**

For staying out of the action, particularly around 32 min mark, in the hopes of living
## Trading Cards

Two Years In The Agony Booth Has Done Nothing To Diminish Her Great HairYour Weed Cans Still Here Gave You AwayCampfire Gore Is A Fun Way To Watch People DieYou Can Have Her And Me. But No Boning DownThis Is His "Gets Pipped" MomentShe Voltron Swords And Orbs HimYou're Not Gonna Want To Use A Blacklight In This Area For A Long TimeIs She Going To Have A Troi Baby?
Drunk Shimoda: Discovery

Main article: Drunk Shimoda

Discovery Rankings:

* 9.8 - Saru
* 8 - Michael Burnham
* 7.8 - Tilly
* 4.5 - Stamets
* 3.5 - Spock
* 3 - Book
* 2.8 - Mirror Georgiou

For the purposes of scoring, half points are awarded to characters who only *share* one of the hosts' distinction for that episode, and mirror counterparts count 80%.

## Discovery Episode List

See Also: Edward Larkin: Picard

**\***Ben & Adam completely forgot to do this segment in this episode. Their choices are retrospective as of episode 3.
**\*\***Adam predicts she will be the first character to cry on the series
DIS 110

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Discovery makes a Clark Griswoldesque wrong turn that jumps her much more than 50 yards into the Mirror Universe! Here people recline their plane seats, touch their screens and think sandwiches are great. It's a madhouse!!!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tilly**

For the scenes "getting into character" and her whole "hold your horses" dialogue part
Ben's pick is **Helmsman of the Shenzhou**

For not being confident in his salute
## Trading Cards

As Soon As We Find Another Doctor, You're Off The CaseYou Drive It With A Power Glove. Jealous, James Cameron?The Exposition Banks Says We're Racist And FascistIf You Get The Backing Stuck It's Never Coming OffShe's Really Gone "Heavy Metal!" Cue The Don Felder!He "Steven Seagal's" Culber And Makes Adam's Wife ScreamExits A "John Wick" Fight Scene Into A Slow ClapYou Made Sure Lorca's Fine Before We Bone, Right?
DS9 414

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Dukat's career has taken a Bruce Willis Fifth Element turn and the lack of light rail puts him in a space Kenworth. He's taking Kira to a Klingon fighting conference at a Space Radisson that the Klingons destroy before check in!*

*Kira and Dukat arm up the Dumpy Falcon and head off to pants the Klingons. They pretend to be loaded with catfish crystals to lure them in. Before the Klingon can see "It's A Trap" they get Star Trek 3-ed straight to Sto'Vo'Kor!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Klingon in boiler room**

For waiting to be beaten up
Ben's pick is **Kira**

For advising Dukat argue for Cardassia to be more militaristic
## Trading Cards

U.S.S. Drain CleanerThis Is All Captain Adam Would Want To DoTreated With The Respect The Trek Industrial Complex Treats GreatestGenShoot Them In The Crotch!Beating The Shit Out Of Every KlingonSwitcharoo!!!I'm Gonna Be Back In Tight Pants Before I Know It!Is This Who I'm Supposed To Have Meetings With Now?
DS9 718

This Is The Way.

*Sisko's Prophet jitters push Kasidy to take off her engagement lug nut and resign from the wedding! Damar's drinking problem has surpassed Spring Break levels! Worf and Ezri are still trapped in couples shock therapy!*

*Winn takes Dukat's words to heart, then takes the rest of his spoonless body to bed! Realizing how much he spent on the wedding ring (explains the lug nut) Sisko defies Prophet mom and has a courthouse wedding.*

## Show Bits

* For Some Reason Jake
* She Who Is My Wife
* Clip Show Device
* Admiral Belt Buckle

## P1 Messages

To Seattle FoDs

From Q-anon

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **James Otis**

For acting one step back from big
## Trading Cards

Why Are These Candles So Prominent! I Can't Wrap My Head Around It!He's Really Let The Alchohol Take The Front SeatYisko Splitso???Oh Cool! Is It My Birthday Or Something?Has Anyone Mentioned You Look Like The Bajoran Version Of The Worst Guy In History?Sorry About The Wedding But The Ring's Non RefundableMy Crops Aren't The Only Thing Poling Above The SurfaceSo...Do These Always Happen In Real Time?
DS9 119

Bajoran survivors of the Gallitep labor camp

*Kira nabs Cardassian Castor Troy during a DS9 TSA check. But, when she "Blade Runners" his cover story he starts looking a lot more like Sean Archer.*

*A subspace facetime to Collier County digs up some game footage that proves Marittza had his laces in the whole time.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Guy at bar during stabbing**

For taking a drink afterwards to try to establish his innocence
## Trading Cards

Do The Reveal!You Ever Get Chicken Pox?Wherever Gul Dukat Is It's Clearly Art DirectedEinhorn Is Finkle!Genocide Kool Aid?Ze Gallitep Cough Haz Bein Unfairly Maligned!She's The "Dying In Arms" Clubhouse LeaderDouble Shimoda Is Not Part Of This... Glub, Glub, Glub
DS9 516

The Long-term Medical Holographic program

*OK, here's the situation. Julian's folks are on the station. With a secret he's out to enforce. Spill the beans to the LMH, of course. To all you Khans across the land. Splicing genes is bad. Parent's just don't understand.*

*Rom's John Hughes movie levels of angst are lobe blocking his attempts to get with Leeta, who's playing relationship chicken with him by dating the guy who looks like Voyager's hologram with a Star(Trek)bucks franchise.*

## Show Bits

* Admiral Bob
* Julian Bashir: Piss Freak
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* The Single Brass Instrument Of Subtext
* Honeysticks

## P1 Messages

promotional album drop

distress call

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Leeta**

For agreeing to all suggestions
Ben's pick is **O'Brien**

For worrying that Bashir may overhear praise
## Trading Cards

The Christopher Columbus Of The EMHThat Was Adam Hugging Ben At The Craps Table At STLVSince When Can He Tweek Into A Parabolic Microphone?We Don't Mean To Keep Bring It Up But We Loved You On "Seinfeld"There's A Couple Of Points He Wants To Go OverYou Might As Well Go Punch One OutHolo Admiral Gave Me Two Years For Making A KhanIt's All Been Bullshit!
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
DS9 406

Poster by J.J. LendL

Ankylosaurus

*A mission to do proctology on the Butthole reunites Dax is with her ex-Anklyosaurus. Slug law stipulates emotional shunning but Dax is determined to prove old hosts and new hosts can just be friends.*

*Dax and Khan are about to go Juliet and Juliet and make the ultimate Star Trek Shakespeare reference! The butthole's burning sensation almost wrecks the little D. Can the replicators make Preparation H?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Worf**

For his description of what his dreams are like
Ben's pick is **Bashir**

Being the only person sitting down, and angling his chair to watch the drama
## Trading Cards

Regular Earth Egg? Disappointing!Primed For Bad NewsAdam Does Not Understand His Continued PresenceThird Wheel BashirThey Got A "Biff Yeager" Amount of MailIn His Head: Killed By Science Would Be The Worst!How Do You Shoot It?!?!An Answer That Is Not Super Sstisfying
DIS 306

Tolor: incompetent mob lieutenant.

*While Discovery gets a nacelleumcision and the crew learns how to run their iControls, Burnham and MUG take one rogue mission to the Junkion planet to rescue Book and a flight recorder full of Burn data.*

*Burnham and MUG take the CGI reactors to 115% and escape with Book, a new supporting character and the Burn data! But opposing burning sensations are coming for Michael from Book's libido and Vance's performance review!*

## Show Bits

* Bangers
* This Old Starship
* MUG
* Spork Box
* Un-adjective X-Men
* Fuck Bokai
* Dustbuster Club

## P1 Messages

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

K urn
## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Michael Burnham**

For "Jake"ing Shuttlecraft
Ben's pick is **Henchman**

For being in cheap background character alien makeup
## Trading Cards

This Part Got Us Excited To See Disco Flying Around And It Stays In Port The Whole Episode!!!Save That For Your Quarters, Owo!A Double Cut Andorian Runs The Restraining BoltsSome Prison Planets Don't Need An Electronic Frontier But This One DoesStamets Gets To Trade His Stigmata For A Palmolive InterfaceThis Was A Fucking Awesome Moment! Right Through The Stacks!NEW COMBADGE. WHO DIS?Did She Just Quit??? That's The Universal Sign For "I Quit!"
Star Butterfly

“*I'm a magical princess from another dimension!*”
―Star introducing herself to Marco
“*I'm a human from another dimension!*”
―Star introducing herself to Timmy Turner
**Star Butterfly** is the character of the Disney XD's animated series *Star vs. the Forces of Evil*. Star says goodbye to Disney Television Animation.

Star Butterfly is protagonist of MAD Express Nickelodeon.

## Background

Star Butterfly is an intergalactic princess from the Kingdom of Mewni, who has been sent to Earth by her parents to live a normal life, after many years of fighting evil in space. While on Earth, she lives with the Diaz family, and takes Marco Diaz on adventures in other dimensions, and in battles with monsters.

### Personality

Star is extremely energetic and friendly. She loves having fun, and she usually has an optimistic outlook on life. She loves to help others and whenever she sees that someone is upset, she does her best to cheer them up. She is a bit reckless, as she enjoys fighting monsters and doing wild things. Strangers, in her eyes, are just friends she has not met yet, and she feels bad if she hurts someone's feelings, whether intentionally or not. However, Star can be egocentric, wanting attention and getting frustrated with things that bother her. Thus, she gets jealous very easily. Star has a happy-go-lucky attitude and always puts a smile on everyone's faces. She also works very hard towards her goals, so much that she will sometimes go sleep-deprived.

## Retirement

Star Butterfly was fired because he is out of Disney Television Animation to his career. Finally, Star will move to Mellowbrook with all the clothes Chloe Carmichael large size. Anyway, Star is going to Nickelodeon Studios with Marco Diaz, Jackie Lynn Thomas and other characters of Star vs. The Forces Of Evil as new characters from MAD Express Nickelodeon.

## Appearances in Show

### **Season 1**

* **Episode 6 T.U.F.F. Turner**: Timmy Turner and Star Butterfly are agents T.U.F.F. Other helpers are The Chief and Keswick. The series takes place in a fictional city called Petropolis, which is populated by anthropomorphic animals and persons. As a member of T.U.F.F., Star Butterfly helps Timmy Turner protect Petropolis from various villains like Verminious Snaptrap, the Chameleon, and Birdbrain.

* **Episode 8 Beauty Contest Dimmsdale:** Star Butterfly is Miss Dimmsdale.
* **Episode 13** **The Fairly OddRescue:** The fairy godparents of Timmy they wish to Star Butterfly which returns to the House of Marco Diaz. From to episode "Star vs Echo Creek".
* **Episode 17 Who Framed Mr. Kat**: Timmy Turner kissing to Star Butterfly from episode.
* **Episode 20: Fairly OddParents Short: Marco Diaz and the L.O.S.E.R.S:** Star has been reading the newspaper "The L.O.S.E.R.S".
* **Episode 24 Dan Zembrosky vs. Kat:** Star appeared in this episode, she is the owner of Mr. Kat.
Klingon Dong Redundancy

Limited Edition T-Shirt

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Klingon Dong Redundancy

In one episode we see a Klingon taking a piss in an alley and there are two streams. You probably shouldn't cross the streams.

Anyway, this obviously means that there are 2 dongs. This fits canon where Starfleet Medical officers (Definitely Crusher, maybe McCoy as well. I'm not gonna look it up.) have repeatedly remarked on the amazing Klingon physique and how many redundancies it has. (ref TNG 516)

It also makes you wonder about Worf's relationship with Dax (Spoiler I guess? I mean, that show is 20 years old by now).
DS9 604

Admiral William Ross and Captain Sisko.

Bit Origin: Admiral Belt Buckle

*Sisko and Admiral Another World plot to take out the troublesome Dominion Ring Doorbell in the Off Camera Cluster. Kira turns Quark's into the Double Deuce. Changeleader wants to get Odo's semi-permeable rocks off.*

*Odo's got "B" trouble because Bajoran and Bucket don't mix. Who will get the final vole for his affections? Sisko get Voyagered as Dax takes the big chair and shows Girl Power and Warp Power go great together.*

## Show Bits

* Admiral Belt Buckle
* Ball Kicking Machine
* Captain's Soup
* Episode Over-Cut to theme
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* The Single Brass Instrument Of Subtext

## P1 Messages

To Princess

Finally Caught up

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Damar**

For microexpressions
Ben's pick is **Kira**

For confronting Odo without checking for Changeleader
## Trading Cards

Starbase 3-Wubba-Mumble Has Become Our HomeBane Backbreaker Move!!!Trying To Show They're Still BudsHe Really Fucking Loves LinkingSomething Seems Different. Let Me Smell Your Dick!He's On A Mission To Get His Captain's Soup BackHe Hits The "Kanar With Damar" Square11 Out Of 10 Pissed Off Vs. Equal And Opposing Chill
DS9 120

The school aboard Deep Space 9 with Keiko O'Brien as teacher

O'Brien hates his family

*His wife doesn't want it. His assistant can't wait to handle it. He can't get his hands on it. It's tool problems a-plenty for Miles O'Brien.*

*Winn goes Cobra Kai on Keiko's curriculum and turns O'Brien's side piece into the cook from the Red October for her career advancement.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Morn**

For eagerly shaking hands with Vedek Bareil as he boards the station as if he cares about Bajoran spiritual leaders
Ben's pick is **Guy in crowd during assassination scene at the end**

For pointing at himself as if to say "I was there!"
## Trading Cards

She Is Not Into ItWhere The Tool Is?We're Not Doing Brown Vs. BoeNo Popsicle For You!"Frontline" Narrator Is A Real PeacenikShe Wants His Jim-JawYou Haven't Met The ProphetsHits The Mini-Tramp!
Bible Study

In episode 113 'Lipizzaner Stallions All the Way Down,' Ben revealed that a viewer had sent him the show bible and introduced the idea of the 'Bible Study' segment. In this, Ben randomly flips to a page and he and Adam discuss the topic(s) therein. It's introduced with a chorus singing "Hallelujah" and drops from "The Simpsons," Brad Neely's "Professor Brothers" video series, and others.

Past Topics have included:

* The bridge
* The weapons systems
* The Enterprise's battle bridge & seperation (TNG 705)
DIS 101

Poster by J.J. LendL

*It's 10 years before TOS. Miniskirts are out. Lens flare is in. Klingons have gone Goth and do not seek peaceful coexistence. And, we get a Star Trek 5.5 shock meeting Spock's sister! The only canon that counts is phaser canon!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Capt. Georgiou**

For making the Starfleet insignia in the sand
Ben's pick is **Burnham**

For hot-rodding through the asteroid field
## Trading Cards

This Moment Didn't WorkLike A Silly Putty AccidentA Profoundly Dangerous Glass Panel Near Her Face!The Scariest KlingonWakes Up In The Tube They Make Leeloo InAn Albino Klingon Would Really Like The JobIs He In An Identical Room?The Captain Is Not Crazy About That Idea
DS9 104

Miles O'Brien using chopsticks

*Damn! The first guy to show the real reason holodecks were built and he winds up dead! How do you not see a Ferengi from 2 feet away? Why does Bashir have giant petri dishes?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Bashir**

For continuing to walk into a wall with Jadzia
Ben's pick is **The Angry Mob**

For collectively seeing reason so quickly
## Trading Cards

He Loves Her ContainerEnjoying A Rocket Pop With An Extremely Flared BaseI'm Going To Need Your Shield And Your PieceWebbed In The Most Upsetting Ways PossibleUndetected!Ibudan's Unhappy EndingThat's Some "Gremlins" Shit Right ThereTotally "Scooby Doos" Him
Canadian Workplace PSA

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Canadian Workplace PSA

A series of workplace PSAs where the actor turns to the camera and describes the terrible thing that is about to happen to them. First brought up in TNG due to accidents in the cargo bay, and revisited in DS9 418 with its' unique direction style.

Um, trigger warning. It's kinda gruesome.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search\_query=canadian+workplace+safety+psa+
DIS 209

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Bob takes Discovery to Section 31 HQ, which was apparently design inspired by Clive Barker movies, to engage the Janet Jackson override and retake Control.*

*Disco Crazy Ivan's its way to HQ & sends over the future's most badass Geek Squad to reboot. But the mission goes bad when Airiam can't stop downloading sphere-porn on the work computers.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Airiam**

For being constantly comp-blocked
Ben's pick is **Saru**

For his reaction to federation mines
## Trading Cards

Bob Brought Her Balls AboardShe's Clip Showing HerselfUnconventional StrategyNot Very Talented LurkerNow Might Be A Good Time To Close That DoorControl Saw "Starship Troopers"Punches In A "70% Of Gravity" Kind Of WayRSVP Airiam
DS9 415

Poster by J.J. LendL

K urn

*Oh brother! Kurn's on DS9 and he's got Black Sheep levels of antics for Worf, which include helping him commit Loafykiri! Meanwhile, the Klingon fleet is flying cloaked around Bajor shouting "Nothing to see here" Frank Drebin style.*

*A warrior does not wear beige! Stepping down to mall cop is driving Kurn to go full Martin Riggs. His last act: sneaking onto the Vor'cha with Worf to find out what cloaked bags of targ poo the Klingons are laying on Bajor's doorstep.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Boslic that shot Kurn**

For shooting Kurn off screen
Ben's pick is ~~Pakled on promenade~~ **Kurn**

~~Carrying around a large amount of cured meat~~
Looking silly in the bio-bed
## Trading Cards

Are The Safeties Off With Dax?This Is Not The Ice Of A Warrior!There Are Beds In The Back, Kira!The Loafiest Chest We've Ever SeenUnbagged! Untagged! He's Gonna Walk!You Have 7 S's On Your Boarding Pass. Into The Body Scanner!Really Good Ship GoreLoad Transplant
DS9 725

No DS9 movies were planned

*Bashir and Ezri are getting it on. Miles and Keiko are getting off...the station. Kasidy and Winn can't keep it down thanks to the men in their lives. And we haven't got to blowing everything up yet!*

*The recycled space battle is on! When the Cardis pull a Hollywood Hogan turn on the Dominion it's straight on to Cardi-A for the fleet, but not before Damar and Weyoun leave for Recurring Guest Star Sto'Vo'Kor.*

*The war is over! But the Space Butthole is still giving Sisko a burning sensation. He gives his toast, ghosts the party (a fully approved TGG move) then it's off to the Fire Caves for the final showdown with Dukat!*

*The Sisko says goodbye, maybe. Odo chlorines the Great Link which frees Kira to date Adam. The full spread of departure montages are launched as Kira and for some reason Jake stare out the Season 7 Farewell Window.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Mila**

For being a compelling character
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For saying Minsk
## Trading Cards

This Is The Way You Wanna Start Your Series FinaleWho Are You? Do I Recognize You?You Know Who's Got A Bucket That Would Be Super Useful At A Time Like This?She Still Gets The Crawlies Thinking Of All The Ways She Banged HimIt's A Credit To Casey Biggs We Give A Shit About The Death Of DamarHe Only Made It To 8 But He Was Number 1 In Our HeartsOdo Cucks Kira Hard!!!They Diss Him Royally! The Only Person Permitted To Pour Out His Finest Liquor Is His Wife!It Didn't Need To Be Bashir/o'Brien Over Bashir/Garak. It Could Have Been Both!Here's To There Being 30 Minutes Left In This Episode And A "C" Story To Wrap UpIt Seems Like An Equivalent Amount Of Suffering For What She's DoneSisko Takes A Ride On The Real End Boss Into The FlamesI Took A New Job Without Telling You. The Hours Are Kind Of Demanding.They Love Each OtherYou Know They Considered The T2 "Thumbs Up"That's It!
DS9 108

A Bajoran ball-gavel

Kevin Uxbridge

*Jadzia gets a visit from Loaf the Bounty Hunter who wants to put her and her gut slug on trial for 187-ing his dad. Sisko has to prove to Judge Real Doll beyond the shadow of a dowd that reboot Dax doesn't have to do Cuzon's walk of shame.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Jadzia**

For not taking any action or perspective on her own life
Ben's pick is **Trill Witness**

For being there despite not wanting to answer questions
## Trading Cards

Bashir Is On A Date. Dax Is On A Working Lunch.Abducted By Temple Loaf!Mask And Gloves Or You Are Gonna Have A Bad TimeSic'Em Girl!She's Been On The Run From Kevin!I Was Holding Onto His Penis The Moment He Would Have Had To Do ItA Smirk And A Shrug Is InsufficientSort Of A "Jackie Kennedy'
DIS 208

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Burnham and Spock make it to Copperfield IV. Culber and Stamets hit the Ross and Rachel stage of "on a break." Georgiou puts Pike on TPS duty.*

*Spock's defraged and back to his lovable forgiving self...NOPE! Illusion! He's a dick!. He ain't Ro, but Hugh goes Cena drop cause he can't see Voq. Pike's back with his ultimate catfish.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Georgiou**

For rolling her eyes at Leland's hubris
Ben's pick is **Spock**

For rolling his eyes a an "Alice in Wonderland" reference
## Trading Cards

A Definite ResemblanceIt Was All An Illuuuuusion!No One In HR Thought This Was A Bad Idea?Very High Heels Despite The Rocky EnvironmentWe've Given Him OJ. We've Rubbed His Back. What Else Is There We Can Do?Remade Human Fight!Destroyed By Her PresenceRegular-Ass Warp?! Gross!!!
DS9 606

Ziyal applies to join the Resistance Club

*Dukat's ready to spray champagne on himself at the podium with the Federation Interplay fleet losing the "Hanson" difficulty level. However, the Klingon expansion pack arrives just in time to ruin his perfect score.*

*Quark breaks the Mayquees Jr. out of prison but it's too late for them to stop the phasered dominoes from falling. Sisko wishes the Dominion fleet into the cornfield! Damar makes sure there will be no fourth recast for Ziyal.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **First fighter to be destroyed during the battle**

RSVP
Ben's pick is **Resistance Club**

For meeting in public
## Trading Cards

All The Plants Are Falling Over In The ArboretumLike Adam, Weyoun Doesn't Have A Good Time Until It's Time To Have A Good TimeAs Soon As We Execute Kira You Can Be Full Time Link DaddyThe Klingons Are Here! Let's Rub Some Nipples!You Don't Put Parsley On The Plate. That's An Adam Ragusea Thing!The Minefield's Destroyed! The Butthole Gapes Open!Total Rapture VibesDamar Fires A Phaser Set To 3-Hole Punch
DS9 412

Poster by J.J. LendL

*In 2372, Changelings on Earth rise 400%. The great city of San Francisco creates 1 max security state for the world. Starfleet, like an army, is encamped around the planet. The rules are simple: once you go gold, you don't come out.*

*Sisko's Ancestry DNA test is rigged to go gold. (What do they do with all that blood?) Odo jailbreaks him and he's off to "How Dare You, Sir!" Leyton while the Defiant and former Enterprise-B model play "loyalty chicken" over Earth!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **President Jaresh-Inyo**

For being nearly interesting - but not quite
Ben's pick is **Changeling O'Brien**

For being carefree and high-spirited - unlike the real O'Brien
## Trading Cards

There's Gonna Be A Star Wars TV Show Soon!Love Where He's StandingHe May Be A Third BuseyUh Oh! Caught!He Doesn't Say Anything!Must Have Cross Trained With Some VulcsDid We Resolve The Whole Twok Garage Door Opener Code?Pips On The Table. Like His Gun And His Badge
Malibu Picard

Stephane Gudju doubling Patrick Stewart

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Malibu Picard

TNG Season 2 Episode 13: Time Squared has Picard stuck in a time warp. Usually when time shenanigans happen, the poor actor has to act against themselves acting out the same scene over and over again in different parts.Then via the magic of Post Production it looks like Future Me is talking to Past Me and the lighting might be a little weird.

But not this time!

Oh no, this time it was cheaper(?) faster(?) easier(?) to get a body double to play future/past Picard. The problem being Stephane Gudju is much more tanned than Sir Patrick. Hence, Malibu Picard (because California coast? and sunshine? and Barbie?).

Jeep and surfboard sold separately.
DS9 614

Gelnon, a Vorta field commander

*Dax, O'Brien and Bashir are sent to do a runaboutoscopy on a space sphincter that compresses anything that enters like a VW Scirocco space saver just as the Defiant is captured by some angsty Jem'Hadar with promotion issues.*

*While Sisko and crew try to remind the Jem'Hadar why an upset labor force is a dangerous labor force, the runabout crew's fantastic voyage culminates in dispensing some "Dollman" style justice! Now those are action figures!*

## Show Bits

* Jackie and Laurie
* The Little D
* Dino Damage
* The Single Brass Instrument Of Subtext
* Ankylosaurus
* Kevin Uxbridge
* RSVP

## P1 Messages

From the past

From quarantine

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Jem'Hadar shooting in engineering**

For not watching Hunt for Red October
Ben's pick is **Nog**

For thinking he fixed the computer
## Trading Cards

I Hear They Didn't Even Do The Rabbit Test. Just Straight To Human TrialsWe Called "Time Out!" We Were Doing ScienceSo, I Hear You Think My Winning $100K On "Star Search" Makes Me An Alpha Anchor Baby?What Kind Of Shrinkage Are We Talking About?There's No Reusing A Set Like This! It's Going In The DumpsterYou Brought Pints Of White? Not Fifths? That's A Little CheapTake The Shrunken Yield, Bitch!Finally, Jadzia Will Be Enough For Me
Lt. Toast

Lt. George Primmin, Starfleet Security, a.k.a. Powdered Toast Man

Primmin was introduced on S1E8 "The Passenger."

Lt. Toast was introduced on GG:DS9 on Ep 186 "A Choice of Incompetence" at time code 15:50.

Lt. Commander Michael Eddington has taken on the mantle of Lieutenant Toast as of Season 3 Episode 1, :The Search". The drop occurs in the episode "Perplexing Volume" at time code 21:37.

The nickname comes from the word "Milquetoast"
DS9 518

Three strips of Gold Pressed Latinum.

*Quarks Eddie Muntz's his way into the arms Deal of the 24th Century. But his latinum-coated dreams of selling Luckup Peacemakers & third party Echo Papa 607s hits the skids when his conscience starts singing Drowning Pool lyrics.*

*In a real "shred the Tomcats so Iran doesn't get them" moment Quark starts a deadly game of Family Feud with his client and his daughter/victim. I kept listening for Bruce Willis' voice during the Adventures of Baby Yoshi.*

## Show Bits

* W/r/t
* RSVP
* Loaf

## P1 Messages

Food fight

Honorable thanks

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Dax**

For forgiving Quark
Ben's pick is **Quark**
For drinking snail juice

## Trading Cards

Heads Up Tongo Means You Can't Just Fuck Off And Look At Your Phone!I'm The Cousin With The MoonColonel Podovsky! Victor Maitland! General Orlov! He's Villian Royalty!The Anglers Of Fun Are "Coming" At QuarkBar GoalsAngrier Because They Put Him In LoafYou Put Your Baby In The Most Dangerous Place On The Station. Take Some Leave, ChiefA Warrior Does Not "Rockabye Baby"
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
DS9 711

Thadial Bokar, member of the Orion Syndicate.

*O'Brien's gone missing playing Eliot Ness on Ezri's homeworld so Sisko has her ask her corporate big wig mom to help find him. Mom's price is Ezri has to make a guilt trip home so the family can meet her anklyosaur version.*

*Ezri's family beatdown...I mean, reunion...takes a hard left when O'Brien is found and the two do some Jessica Fletchering and discover less than honorable dealings going on in House Tigan, including murder!*

## Show Bits

* K urn
* Chris Brynner of Brynner Information Systems
* Sabo
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* RSVP
* Exocomp

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Norvo**

For being drunk
Ben's pick is **Martok**

Because no one came to his birthday
## Trading Cards

The Stick Figure Jerking Off Represents What's Going On In The FamilyThis Is Why I Can't Have 5 Tiki Drinks In A Night. The Sweet Really Gets You In The End!Bashir Gets A Very "Bitch, Please" RebukeIt's A Classic Mom Blackmail. Ezri's Got To Come Visit!Ezri's Family Lives In A Frank Lloyd Wright House Built On A Cliff Overlooking HellNorvo Has Chris Brynner Vibes But Janel Is The Blue Collar BrotherYou Should Be Here Helping Me Run The Company. Not Off On Some Kind Of Star Trek!It Looks Like He's Had A Rougher Night Than NorvoIt Had To Be Him. He Had The Most Character Development
DS9 611

A Starfleet distress beacon.

*Sisko is Cameron Poe-ing Dukat to Starbase Mumble Mumble to await the Bajoranberg Trials when the U.S.S. Jailbird is shot down over Not-Fyrine I. Sisko quickly learns he's stuck with Sybil Dukat who's got Russ Ballard's "Voices" on loop.*

*Dukat wants Sisko to become a full Cardi truther and is ready to keep him sealed in the Star Trek caves screaming anti-Snopes tweets at him until he does! What Dukat isn't ready for is Sisko going full "Cripple Fight" to mute his thread.*

## Show Bits

* Star Trek Caves
* What my theory presupposes is...
* Food's Back On The Menu Boys!‏‎

## P1 Messages

Money Laundering

Happy Anniversary

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Bashir**

For being the one that gets in trouble for doing exactly what O'Brien did
## Trading Cards

The Rug Doctor Transmitter. Distress At A Fraction Of The CostIf You're An Assman The Honshu Is For You!Dukat Has To Be Crazy To Flash That At SiskoHe Keeps His Hallucinating Together...For The Most Part'80s and '90s Food Messaging Made Us Scared Of Salt, Which Is StupidWhy Is There An Exterior And Interior Display> And Why Is It Capable Of Lying?Hallucination Kira Goes 11 Out Of 10 On "Piss Her Pants" LaughingEveryone Is Crestfallen When "Adam And Ben" Are Beamed UpDukat Hits The Mini Tramp!!!
DS9 609

*Sunday! Monday! Mutant Days! Tuesday! Wednesday! Damar says! Thursday! Friday! Kabrel stays! The White will spray! Spewing new war on you! These Mutants say we're gonna die! Not Happy Days!*

*The Eugenics Club agrees to go reverse glasnost & give the Federation launch codes to the Dominion to avoid another terrible Terminator sequel. Bashir turns from Ramsey to Hunter & actually keeps the buoy from floating.*

## Show Bits

* Origin: The Un-adjective X-Men
* For Some Reason Jake
* Julian Bashir: Piss Freak
* What my theory presupposes is...
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise

## P1 Messages

Exocooks, a message from them

Vichy Frenchman
Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Belt Buckles (Admirals)**

For considering surrendering to The Dominion based on a Star Trek Online simulation by three people
Ben's pick is **Weyun**

For being exicited about an anonymous tipster based on no information
## Trading Cards

Jack Is Adam's Sense Of Resentment Come To LifeSisko Should Have Sent Another Hospitality Coordinator Because Her Welcome Wagon Is On FireBashor's Doing A Bit Of Adding iPads To The ArgumentO'Brien Is Thirsty For FriendshipPissing On My Handcuffs Hasn't Loosened Them And I Need Your HelpLet Me See Your Wrists. I Gotta Slap ThemI Know What It's Like To Save Lives By Doing Nothing, TooDoes She Beam Onto Another Bed?
DS9 506

Tribble trouble for Quark.

*An orb banger drops the Little D in front of the OG Big E on the eve of the cutest TOS episode. The DS9ers must polyester up and stop proto Ash Tyler from blowing up Kirk and erasing the GreatestGen Tour from existence!*

*Despite the community theater Klingons and Pon Farr buzz from the swinging 23rd century vibes, Sisko and crew find the tribble filled with Alka Seltzer and thwart Barry's evil plan. Thus ensuring the birth of the Deep V.*

## Opening Segment

RSVP Aron Eisenberg

Bad Bit Moments

## P1 Messages

Congratulations on your child

Trek gamer inspeak

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Bashir**

For suggesting that he fuck his great grandmother unsolicited
Ben's pick is **Quark**

For being the slide whistle ending
## Trading Cards

Hall Of Fame Oshkosh B'Gosh Side BoobThey Made A New Old ModelAn Image That Tells The Story Of GreatestGenOh Right! Gotta Flip Out The Moto RazrGotta Grow It Out, DocThey Got No Loaf!This Is Where It Starts To Be Tribble Bits! Bits! Bits!Tribbl-omb!!!This Makes Forrest Gump Look Like Trash
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
DS9 112

Butthead and Butthead

*Some Xerox aliens who take "wearing your ass as a hat" far too literally get in a shootout with Space Pa Ingalls. Sometimes I think the writers of this show were taking the whole "Space Butthole" as seriously as we do.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Croden**

For terrible backstory
## Trading Cards

The Censors Wouldn't Allow ItStop Being A Fucking Creep!Bend Over And Spread 'Em LoafMichael Landon In The Hair DepartmentHiding Behind The Balls BottleI Got It At Burning ManLess Sophisticated, More GreedySaved From The Chicken Knife IncidentThese Rock Should Go Right Through
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*Number One pays the Disco a visit and she's got a real mystique about her. Saru's sick and dunking his ganglia in chicken soup isn't helping. Discovery is getting rocked by the Apokolips special effects model.*

*The space mucus goes full Gozer the Gozerian and "Gatekeepers" Tilly! Saru asks Michael to perform a gangliaectomy so he can Yoda die in his Dagobah suite. Reno and Stamets get totally Spicolied.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Stamets and Jett Reno**

Tripping on shrooms
Ben's pick is **Pike and Michael Burnham**

Not paying attention while being triage nurses
## Trading Cards

Used To Be Number One StamosThe International Sign Of "Coming Down With Something"In The Clutches Of Mr. Shadow From "The Fifth Element"Straps On A Proton Pack!An Actual Medical Professional Could Be Doing ThatYah Definitely Gonna Whana Use Both HandsHe's Gonna Lose The Cleaning DepositThey Are Very Fucked Up!
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*While evil Steve Perry tries to keep Burnham and crew from Casey Rybacking their ship back, the swiss army actor of Discovery plays verbal "cheshhh" with Stamets over plans to "Up the Long Ladder" his waterbear DNA.*

*When negotiations with Vance leave a foul taste in her mouth, Osyraa starts blasting opposition with diplomatic impunity! Burnham seals Stamets in a vending machine egg and spaces him to keep Disco out of 'shroom space!*

## Show Bits

* Dadmiral
* This Old Starship
* What my theory presupposes is...
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise

## P1 Messages

Promotional Message that's coming from inside the podcast!

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Zareh**

For making all the mistakes
Ben's pick is **Ryn**

For being a fun character arc
## Trading Cards

It Looks Like Mr. Deeds' FootNon-Consensual Shuttlebay Entry!We're Not Gonna Torture You, Man. We'll Just Clone You.We're Going 100% On The Die Hard And Star Trek Sliders!You're Eating Shit. But That's An Airport Apple So It's The Same Thing.We've All Been In A Meeting Room And Had This FeelingRyn Gets Turned Into Windex!Sorry. There's Only Room For One "Burnham"
DIS 307

V'Kir: member of the Quorum

*Disco tries to get to the point of the Burn by going to planet ex-Vulcan & convincing them to ear...I mean, hear Burnham's argument about surrendering their secret data. It's like trying to get your records back from your ex!*

*Mama Red Angel reads Burnham's diary at the Amok Trial & they say "Jolan Screw You" to the Federation. Tilly's Chris Pine-like promotion gets the slow clap of approval from everyone else who should have gotten it before her.*

## Show Bits

* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Lawyer Picard

## P1 Messages

To Adam and Ben

To the Future

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Michael Burnham**

For joining Booker behind the 2-way mirror
Ben's pick is **V'Kir**

For declaring himself the leader of the panel
## Trading Cards

This Is An Episode About Workplace RelationshipsI'm Going To Be Dehydrated From Crying By The End Of The Season If You Keep This Up, BurnhamEvery Series We Get A Moment When We Watch An Episode Inside Another EpisodeDid You Just Mutiny Again? I Can't Tell!Oh, What The Fuck!!!The Trial Has Real Klingon Bar Mitzvah VibesHe's Having A Hard Time Wrapping His Mind Around Her Being His BossCom On, Mom! The Device To Play That Zip Disk Is Gonna Cost Me Like $250!
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Loaf

*Bashir's got the blues about turning the big 3-O. That turns into the grays when a tooth-faced burglar looking to jake some Dr. Scholl's gel brain blasts him and shuts down his Grecian Formula gene.*

*The crew's disappearing Elm Street style & the makeup department's troweling on more rubber masks than he can handle. Turns out Bashir's in the Matrix! Will he find his red pill before DeForest Kelley sues for likeness infringement?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sisko**

For not doing anything about Bashir dying
Ben's pick is **Nurse Jabara**

For not representing anything but 'Nurse'
## Trading Cards

Just Rippin' A Piss Into The ReplicatorLabel Says "Conents May Kill Or Cause Cancer"A Type Of Loaf That Says, "Villian"Lightning Hands To The Head!The Hand Loaf Is Scary! It Frequently Looks Like Dog PenisYou Never See A RallyFalls Over, Falls Over Again!Ben Suspected As MuchDid Not Nail It!
DS9 701

*Summer break's over and Kira's got a new 'do, Damar's drinking problem is he can't drink fast enough, Sisko's prophet modem starts buzzing again, and Worf keeps playing "The Trill Is Gone" on repeat.*

*Kira's got trouble bigger than a breadbox from the Roms walking on her moon. Worf has to get Jadzia on Sto'Vo'Kor's VIP list. Sisko's wormhole cred peaks when he learns mom was a prophet! And there's a new Ankylosaurus in town.*

## Show Bits

* Admiral Belt Buckle
* For Some Reason Jake
* Kevin Uxbridge
* Bread Box
* Mr. Bajoran Relic
* Star Trek Caves
* McLaughlin Group

## P1 Messages

promotional message: i'm drunk

To Ben and Adam

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Bashir**

volunteering for a dangerous mission
Ben's pick is **Joe Sisko**

for taking his gumbo recipe to his grave instead of teaching it to his son
## Trading Cards

She Goes Seven Years Full Circle On Her HaircutIt's Clear HE Has Been Drinking On The JobAre You Making A Tiger Woods EA Sports Character?It's Impossible To Jack It Under These Conditions!You're Not Going To Fear Any Romulan Licking A Jumja StickWhat Makes Depression Better Than A Depressant?He's Not Interested In Clams AnymoreMy Son Was Stabbed Yesterday And I Didn't Close For That. But I'm Closed Today
Cuonejo Risueño

"Dame tu espada, Viejo Verde!" - El Conejo Pidiéndole una espada a El Viejo.

## El Conurejo:

El Cinejp es un personaje recurrente en la saga de juegos "El Conejo Risueñito".

El Conejp es, como su nombre lo indica, un conejo antropomórfico que siempre lleva consigo una escopeta que le fue entregada por su amigo, y aveces enemigo, El Viejo (también conocido como Viejobolsa, Viejoverde, Bolsiviejo etc). El conejo es principalmente un bromista, también se aprecian rasgos de una personalidad drogadicta y de vez en cuando intelectual. Su primera aparición será en "El Conejo Risueñito: Livin the Dream" cuando esté finalizado en 2017.

## Apariciones importantes**:**

* **"El conejo Risueñito: Living the Dream (2017)"**[1]**:**

Su participación será como protagonista principal.

El Conejo deberá recorrer América en busca de la causa de todos sus problemas, la profesora Bagom. En su viaje se encuentra con diversos personajes (como el viejo, Hitler, su novia, etc.) y diversos países (tales como Bolivia, Maeami, Ecuador, etc)

* **"El conejo risueñito 2: El destino de Bojorge (2019)":**

Su participación es como un extra.

* **"RabbitDoom (TBA)":**

Su participación es como Protagonista

* **"Dota 3: Livin the Remake (2030)":**

Su participación es como protagonista

* **Aparición en diversos MODs y DLCs:**

"Conejomon", "Call of Vieja", "Dota3 mod" y "si xd (DLC)"

## Habilidades:

* Escopeta Loca : Es la habilidad que viene por defecto con el Conejo (osea que es una habilidad de nivel 1). Es un potente disparo ineludible y siempre causa daño critico.

## Curiosidades:

* El conejo, de pequeño, escuchaba la banda "Nirvana", este es el motivo de el uso continuo de una Escopeta.
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*Disco answers the Entrepreneur's AAA roadside call but instead of asking for jumper cables Pike takes the whole ship. The galaxy has developed some inflamed pimples and Starfleet wants Pike and the Disco to be ProActive about them.*

*Disco warps to check out the pimple but instead finds the asteroid field from "Empire" and a crashed Starfleet ship. They call Morphin Time and use their Zords to save the crew then use the Iron Man 2 suitcase to get their rocks off!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Detmer and Owosekun**

For faking confidence over the comms
Ben's pick is **Linus**

For sneezing on Connolly
## Trading Cards

The Haircut Of A Mid-'90s Jonathan LipnickiDisappointingly Round"Star Wars" ComedyLike He's Running For GovernorFuck You! I Know What I'm Doing!A Little Cagey And WeirdClassic Action Movie EscapeAs Dumb As A Starfleet Logo In The Sand
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Poster by J.J. LendL

*Sisko works to keep abreast of Jake's dabo girlfriend situation because he doesn't want to come home to find his glass egg missing. But while he's out to keep babies from being made, Quark is accidentally buying them!*

*Odo finds out that raising a teenager is rough. Especially when the kid is a genetically engineered killing machine with serious rage issues. Can there be such a thing as a Jem'Hadar slickback?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Odo**

Smiling
Ben's pick is **Quark**

For being suckered into buying salvage through ear touching
## Trading Cards

A Real Symmetry In The Cutting Back And ForthThe Second Act Of "Storage Wars"Maybe They Should But Him In A Coogi SweaterHis New Quarters Are A PlaygroundHe Really Acts Through The LoafWhen Odo Smiles You Don't Want ToThe Knuck Onsie Really Does It For MeThey Didn't Fire Up A Worf Program?
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Jackie and Laurie

*Grainy photographs, a story that doesn't check out, being told she's a mole - Kira's in a total "No Way Out" situation! She's sure it's a trick but the Cardassian KGB and the loaf in the mirror says otherwise.*

*Call him "Legat Dad", turns out he's the Kuato that Kira's been Total Recalled to find. Oh, and Gregory Sierra rules...That is all!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Garak**

For taking it upon himself to kill a person whilst being a guest on an away mission
Ben's pick is **O'Brien**

For taking a break by not really being in the episode
## Trading Cards

This Beige Lady Invented "Jackie and Laurieing"She Likes To Fly Commercial(Now I'm Steppin' Into The) Twilight Zone!Blackout Bingo!Legat Daddy. All Shoulders and BarrelVery Compelling EvidenceYou Always Check For The Second PistolKeep The Lady Seiko
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Jazz Horse

*Kira gets the news today, the first minister's gone away. Now we see the Kai's got her sights on cashing in on the blight. Bajoran soil's not right. Reclamation will put it right. Winn's just making promises that we know she'll never keep.*

*There's too many men and too many people making too many problems and not many reclamators to go round. Kira can see this is a land of erosion. Time to stand up and start showing the Kai just where her campaign is going to.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Bajoran soldier that lost it in the canyon**

For losing it in the canyon
Ben's pick is **Bashir**

For being very concerned hearing that O'Brien is "in the zone"
## Trading Cards

Midpoint Between The Hair Ben Liked And Adam Didn'tJazz Horse-Style CabinHe's Too Good Looking For His LegendNot A Member Of The NeptunesShe Has An E-Meter On Her DeskIt Shouldn't Matter To QuarkIt's His Time To ShineDoes That Mean You Are Down With Shakaar?
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*It's no field of dreams for Sisko when he drafts his crew into a revenge-fueled baseball game against his pointy-eared college bully and his team full of Clu Haywoods. Get some peanuts and Cardassy Jacks*

*With the runs of the many outweighing the skills of his few, Sisko pivots to going for moral victory and (illegally) gives Rom his John Fogerty moment to end the shutout and ramp up the team's consolation drinking.*

## Show Bits

* For Some Reason Jake
* Klingon Dong Redundancy
* McLaughlin Group

## P1 Messages

To Ben and Adam

Happy Birthday to Me

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Odo**

Being caught "jacking out" by Kira
Ben's pick is **Kira**

For including Nog as "senior staff"
## Trading Cards

Their "Hut It Out " Moment Never ComesRom Really Throws Himself Into This. There's No Faking Hitting The Dirt!You Wanna "Wrestle The Sober Vulcan?"You Don't Roll Up Kira!You Are Taking This Too Seriously, Ben!Think This Is The Only Glaring Body Double Moment? Just Wait!Nog 100% Goes For It!The Camera Double Of A Warrior!
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Poster by J.J. LendL

*The Buckets have made it to Sector 001 & are running Eat Me Cake-to-Deathmobile levels of chaos through the homecoming parade that is Earth. Starfleet gives Sisko Neidermeyer's chrome helmet and tells him to dig up the dirt on the Goops.*

*Joe can't believe it, Ben's made a mistake. He's still the same not a changeling with his face. He won't give you blood unless he cuts his hand. Take it from Ben, Joseph just don't understand!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **President Jaresh-Inyo**

For being a bad president
Ben's pick is **Man who looks like Larry David**

For looking like Larry David and eating alone at Sisko's
## Trading Cards

I Never Used To Plan My Day Around Getting DrunkEnhance! (Tick, Tick, Tick)Full Time Dark And Gritty? Wrong!Different Job. Not Rocking CalzoneLarry David May Be At Sisko'sTrying To Recapture His Career MomentNot A Great Pet NecessarilyAlmost Orgasmic Checking For Gold
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O'Brien hates his family

*Keiko's back from the botany field trip but it's Miles who was planting seeds. A Bajon Edgar Allen Pagh wanders out of the Butthole after 300 years and starts Raven about Sisko being the emissary, to which Sisko replies, "Nevermore."*

*Laan's occu-pagh-tional profiling has ruined the train schedule & sent Kira to Pottery Barn, so Sisko's gotta cue the Bill Conti music and get his title back! The O'Briens realize the only way their marriage works is to avoid each other.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Starfleet extra at the bar at Quarks**

Standing out by making a big face
Ben's pick is **Worf**

Funny moment saying "Now!?" when hearing Keiko is having another baby
## Trading Cards

It's Extended Quite A BitThe Colonel Sanders Of VedeksDo You Want The 12 Or The 24 oz.?Two-Shot "Follow Your D'Jarras. It's All Fucked" Face FallsWhen You're Emissary You Can Grab 'Em By The EarKira... Her Ashtrays UnsoldIt's So UnsatisfyingNo Familiar Prophets... Uh Oh!
Always Doing Bits

In this bit Adam and Ben regale each other with tales of how this stupid podcast has ruined, or almost ruined, social interaction for them.

It usually involves a harrowing story where one of them cracked a joke to the wrong person at the wrong time.

In the pod for DS9 S3E9 this bit officially got a name and an audio drop based on DJ Khaled's "All I Do is Win".
Edward Larkin: Lower Decks

Main article: Drunk Shimoda

Lower Decks Rankings:

* 5 - Mariner
* 3 - Lcdr. Stevens
* 3 - Lt. Shaxs
* 2 - Cdr. Ransom
* 2 - Boimler
* 2 - Capt. Freeman
* 1 - Tendi
* 1 - Rutherford
* 1 - Dr. T'Ana

For the purposes of scoring, half points are awarded to characters who only *share* one of the hosts' distinction for that episode.