Must Come Down

**Must Come Down** is the second episode of the second series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the December 3, 2002.

## Summery

Sharon recuperates at the family's Malibu beach house while undergoing treatment for colon cancer. She vows to beat the disease, and tries to maintain as normal a life as possible. Everyone talks about their reactions to the news of her diagnosis. Ozzy struggles to remain sober while on tour with Ozzfest. He had already been going through detox, and the news of Sharon's illness has made a difficult situation much worse.

A family friend/employee tries to help Ozzy by helping him get into yoga and reading him poetry, but Ozzy is decidedly less than impressed. Some people try to talk to him about how religion helped them overcome their addictions, but he does not want any part of it. He is terrified by the prospect of losing Sharon, and doesn't want to be away from her. However, he elects to tough it out and stay on tour because he doesn't want to cause Sharon any further stress. Ozzy comes home for a few days during a break in the tour. Sharon tries to have a fire going in the fireplace for his arrival, but it ends up getting a little bit out of control. Jack takes up surfing while on vacation. He and his friends jump off a pier, but Jack winds up breaking his elbow.

## Memorable Quotes

"*Dad's on tour, Kelly's recording her album in New York and I'm on vacation.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*I never go to the doctor, ever. And Ozzy was just pleading with me to go to the doctor, "You got to go. Do you swear?" He was like a Chinese water torture on me. The blood tests came back that my blood count was very low and I must be bleeding from somewhere. Then they had to go in and do more testing and then they found out it was cancer in my colon. Somehow I don't know why but I just knew, not that it was going to be where it is, I can live with it.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I fucking hate Aimee and Jack! If your mother had something put in her chest, would you be there?*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*We're doing our own version of ER.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*Just when you think everything's going good, there's a bump in the road to remind you.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I'm fucking sick and tired of this stress that I'm under constantly.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*For Ozzy to try and do yoga would be like impossible*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*Everyone pulled it off but you, Jack.*"
— Tuff the surfer

"*What have you done? Do you think you're a fucking bird?!*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*It's ether that or go out and get drunk, I think this is more constructive.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Things are landing on me like meteorites.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*Fuck me, life has a way of kicking you in the balls now and again.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*She's the best lover I ever had, the best friend I've ever had, the worst friend I ever had. It's like bread and butter, Sharon and Ozzy.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*If you had one leg and you're in a room full of one legged men, you wouldn't want to talk about how you lost your leg for the rest of your life, you just get on with it.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*No one's getting rid of me, I ain't going anywhere!*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I hope you don't want a fucking girlfriend, hahaha I'm only joking...I hope*"
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"*I've set more fucking fires than you.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*We don't need the fire brigade it's stupid and fucking dramatic.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Have you been summoning Satan while we've been away?!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*GOODNIGHT SHEEP SHAGGERS, wherever you may be!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*This fucking bird's gone into a fucking seizure. We've got an alcoholic fucking bird!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*God works in weird fucking ways, man.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*We're gonna kick that cancer's ass!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*They say life sucks and then you fucking die, man.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

## Trivia

* This is the only episode to be released on the same day as another, this and What Goes Up... were aired on December 3, 2002.
* This is the only episode to contain nudity, with a topless Ozzy fangirl with body paint.