Hotel Mario

**Bowser:***(laughs)*

**Mario:**Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

**Luigi:** I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

**Mario:**Luigi, look! *[finds a note]*It's from Bowser. "Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!

**Luigi:***(to player)* And *you* gotta help us!

**Mario:** If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

### First hotel

*[The brothers arrive at the first hotel]*

**Mario:** Looks kinda peaceful.

**Luigi:** Looks are deceiving when koopas are involved.

### First hotel beaten/second hotel

*[Morton jumps out and runs off while Mario and Luigi jump out while the tree sprouts fruit and see the princess on a branch]*

**Mario:** Hey, princess!

*[The branch breaks]*

**Peach:**Oh!

*[Peach falls and is caught by Roy who takes her to the next hotel]*

**Luigi:**How are we gonna find the princess, with the power going out?

**Mario:** Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.

*[The brothers head towards the hotel]*

### Source of problem found

**Mario:** Oh-ho! Here's the problem, too many toasters. You know what they say, *[holds up a bread container saying "Bowser's sourpuss bread"]* all toasters toast toast! *[Unplugs the toasters the power comes back on]*

### Second hotel beaten/ third hotel

*[The Marios are outside The second hotel putting up a condemned sign]*

**Mario:**That oughta do it.

*[Peach is on a pipe]*

**Peach:**Oh!

*[The pipe sucks her in]*

**Mario:**Where'd she go?

*[Luigi point to a cave titled "Larry's cave hotel" with a subtitle "This mine is mine"]*

**Mario:**Gee, it's kinda dark.

**Luigi:** You bring a light?

**Mario:**No.

**Luigi:**Well maybe, a koopa will lend us his, if we persuade him.

### Hotel secret

*[Mario stand under a pipe]*

**Mario:**Uh-oh! Ow! Oof! (Coughs) Where am I?

### Hotel beaten/4th hotel

*[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the cave exploded]*

**Peach:**Mario!

**Mario:**Get ready to catch her!

**Luigi:**She's not coming down!

**Mario:**She's up there.

*[Luigi kicks a block with a exclamation point and a beanstalk grows out]*

**Mario:**It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of them, get the hint?

### Biggest fan

*[Mario finds a button under "I'm your biggest fan"]*

**Mario:**Oh-ha!

*[Mario pushes the button and it turns on a fan that blows the clouds away]*

### 5th hotel

*[Mario and Luigi escape with the princess and turn on the fan]*

**Mario:**Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!

*[The fan blows the cloud hotel and Lemmy away and the princess vanishes]*

**Mario:** It's been one of those days. Come on Luigi.

*[The brothers arrive at the next hotel]*

**Mario:**We ain't afraid of no koopa.

*[The door disappears]*

**Luigi:**Woah.

*[The door reappears]*

**Mario:**Hurry!

### Ghost cologne

*[Mario enters a bathroom]*

**Mario:** Ah-ha! *[grabs a bottle of ghost cologne]* Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors. *[begins spraying himself]*

### New hotel

*[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the castle crumbles]*

**Mario:** Spooky. Where's the princess?

**Luigi:** Over there! Look, Wendy's hotel!

**Mario:** Be careful. When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.

### Real coins

*[Mario breaks a piggy bank with a hammer]*

**Mario:** So, *this*is where Wendy's hid the real coins!

### Final hotel

*[Mario and Luigi escape the casino hotel]*

**Mario:**That wasn't so hard, was it?

*[The casino hotel disappears]*

**Peach:** Boys!

*[She vanishes and Bowser's laugh is heard]*

**Luigi:**That's that creepy Bowser's laugh.

**Mario:**Look!

*[The brothers arrive at the final hotel]*

**Mario:**This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke,

**Luigi:** There's fire.

### Ending

*[Mario, Luigi and Peach make their escape]*

**Peach:** Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the kingdom free from the terrible koopaling clan. *[kisses Mario and Luigi]* (to player) and my thanks to you too.

**Mario, Luigi and Peach:** You're the best player ever!