Monster Seasoning

Bugs Bunny has left Cuddles causing a Girl out of nowhere to torture Linus and Snoopy.

## Introduction

* **Bugs Bunny:** Eh, What's Up Doc? *[notices Cuddles the Rabbit]*
* **Linus:** *[gasps]* Bugs Bunny!
* **Bugs Bunny:** And that's Cuddles. *[walks out]*
* **Linus:** Aw look, isn't he just cute? Let's take him out to play. *[Montage of Linus, Cuddles, Snoopy, Bugs Bunny and other hares playing in a garden.]*
* **Cuddles:** Gee, I don't want today to end ever.
* **Linus:** I know Cuddles, days like today only come once, maybe twice in a lifetime. Savor every moment. And it's all thanks to You. Our new best friend. Until tomorrow, new best friend. Don't be sad, little buddy, we'll be back first thing in the morning for frolic and fun.

* **Cuddles:** Why must the sun set on this perfect day? Goodbye, Linus. *[Cuddles cries as Linus walks off]*
* **Bugs Bunny:** Aw, don't be sad, Cuddles. It's only until tomorrow. *[Next Morning, when Linus comes out of his door]*
* **Linus:** Here I come Cuddles! *[Snoopy wakes up]*
* **Snoopy:** Me too! *[both run off to Cuddles' home]*
* **Snoopy:** Cuddles? Where's Cuddles? Cuddles!
* **Linus:** He's gotta be in here. *[opens his bathroom and gasps revealing Cuddles dead and a little chibi zombie girl in his bathtub full of black liquid]* I think something bad happened to Cuddles.
* **Guro Girl:** FUFUFUFUFUFU *[Snoopy notices the girl. Linus and Snoopy scream and run behind a table]*
* **Snoopy:** What is that thing?
* **Linus:** I don't know, Snoopy. But whatever it is... it must've killed Cuddles!
* **Snoopy:** *[In tears]* Why does this keep happening to me?!
* **Linus:** Quick, Snoopy! We need to make a run for the door! *[They start to run to the exit but the Guro Girl speeds to the door]* Noo! Snoopy, she's blocking our only exit! *[They begin to run into Cuddles' Basement]*
* **Snoopy:** Now what? We're trapped in here with that...that--"Best Friend Killer."
* **Linus:** Let's not panic. We just have to stick together. Remember it's two against one. Right Snoopy? Snoopy? *[He sees Snoopy gone and the girl in hugging at him and screams]* He's killed Snoopy! *[He runs away and jumps in a barrel and we Snoopy in it]* Snoopy, you're alive!
* **Snoopy:** I am?
* **Linus:** Snoopy, we can't leave this horrible monster in Cuddles' house. It might kill Cuddles' Friends!
* **Snoopy:** Or worse, it might kill our friends.
* **Linus:** No it might kill Bugs Bunny! We go to get it out of here! *[We see Snoopy on a plate with an apple in his mouth]*
* **Linus:** You look pretty appetizing Snoopy. Now just stay here and wait for the monster. I'll go get the net. *[He walks off and the girl begins to walk by and hug on Snoopy's butt which makes Snoopy feel scared]*
* **Snoopy:** *[Whimpering, spitting out the apple]* Linus! Hurry up with that net!
* **Linus:** Hold on Snoopy. *[He searches through a trunk for the net.]*
* **Snoopy:** I really don't taste that good, Little Monster. *[Snoopy sees the girl close-up and runs off. Linus runs by with the net]*
* **Linus:** I'm coming, Snoopy! *[Snoopy goes right through the net.]* Wait a Second... *[Linus Kicks the Guro Girl outside. Snoopy shuts the door behind her]* We did it, Snoopy! Bugs Bunny's gonna be so proud of us. We got that horrible monster out of his house and best of all his friends are safe. 'Cause that horrible creature is now...*[Guro Girl runs to the Farn]*...heading straight for the Farm! *[both run off]* It's going in the front! *[both go to the Farm. They gasp as the Guro Girl goes toward Porky Pig and Foghorn Leghorn, who are taking pictures]*
* **Porky:** Okay hold still.
* **Snoopy:** He's gonna eat Porky and Foghorn! *[both jump at them]*
* **Linus:** Stop, Foghorn!
* **Porky:** Say "corn."
* **Foghorn:** "Corn!" *[Porky takes the picture. It reveals Linus and Snoopy jumping on top of Foghorn]*
* **Foghorn:** What's the meaning of this, Kid?!
* **Linus:** We're in serious danger. There's a-a-a...a monster out there.
* **Foghorn:** Is it a little farmer?
* **Linus:** Oh no, Foghorn. It wants to eat MEAT!
* **Snoopy:** *[crying]* Just like it ate Cuddles!
* **Porky:** Um, Cuddles? *[Linus and Snoopy cry]*
* **Linus:** Why? Why? He was so young.
* **Snoopy:** I'll never forget you, Cuddles.
* **Porky:** Well, if Moron Theater's over, I'm just going to take a look at this monster. *[Guro Girl arrives]* That's the monster?
* **Snoopy:** Pretty scary, huh?
* **Linus:** A living nightmare!
* **Porky:** I should have known. *[walks away]* Well, that's it. I'm getting off the Looney Express.
* **Foghorn:** Now just 'cause you swabs haven't seen a creature like this doesn't mean it's dangerous.
* **Linus:** We tried to warn them. I can't watch. *[covers his eyes]*
* **Porky:** Get a load of the scary monster. *[laughs]* Monster.
* **Foghorn:** Aw, it looks harmless.
* **Porky:** It's kinda cute.
* **Foghorn:** It reminds me of chicks.
* **Porky:** Monster. *[both laugh until they see the girl up-close and personal.]*
* **Guro Girl:** HI! *[Holding a knife, Porky and Foghorn Scream before the screen goes black]*
* **Linus:** Porky?
* **Snoopy:** Foghorn? *[Linus screams when he sees two plates]*
* **Linus:** *[screams]* It ate them! And there it goes! *[Guro Girl has left the Farm]* First Cuddles, then Porky and Foghorn! *[has three finger puppets for each person]* That meat-eating monster has eaten three friends too many. We must warn the citizens! Evil has surfaced. The fate of our home town is in our hands, Snoopy. To the Dog-Mobile!
* **Snoopy:** Aye-aye, captain. *[Snoopy sits on top of the car while Linus is inside driving off. Cut to Linus and Snoopy on the streets]*
* **Linus:** Okay, Snoopy, now this is a very delicate situation. It must be treated with great care and sensitivity.
* **Snoopy:** Gotcha.
* **Linus:** Run, everybody, run!
* **Snoopy:** Monster on the loose!
* **Linus:** Monster! *[everyone runs away screaming. Linus and Snoopy give each other a thumbs up. Cut to Linus and Snoopy putting up a sign of the girl saying "Beware" when a crowd of citizens runs by screaming. Guro Girl goes by and Linus and Snoopy run off. Cut to the Dog-Mobile in the sky]*
* **Snoopy:** *[using a megaphone]* Attention, Home Town! There's a little monster that's going to eat you! *[everyone screams and runs away. Cut to Linus waving his arms and pointing at Guro Girl going by. The whole town is on fire]*
* **News Reporter:** Attention, attention! This just in! *[TV shows the Guro Girl]* A monster is attacking Sesame Street. *[Grover watching the announcement screams. He runs out of his room]*
* **Linus:** We did it Snoopy! We saved the city. *[In the background, an explosion went off]* Just think what might of happened if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.
* **Snoopy:** About the what? *[just then, Guro Girl flies by about to fire her laser.]*
* **Guro Girl:** FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU *[Linus, Snoopy, and everyone else runs away from Guro Girl but they still being chased all over town by the girl no matter where they go. Cut to black, then, a bus drops off Sandy]*
* **Bugs Bunny:** Oh! Looks like a twister hit this place. Where is everybody? *[Guro Girl walks by]* Oh, you monster. *[shoots the girl with a shotgun and she becomes a small explosion]* You weren't supposed to change till I got back. That oughta hold ya, little guy. *[everyone including Cuddles runs up to Bugs]* Hey, Kid.
* **Linus:** Bugs caught the monster! *[everyone cheers and picks up Linus and Bugs and bring them into town]*
* **Bugs Bunny:** I didn't know I'd be missed so much.
* **Ending:** **That's All Folks!**