recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Pierce the Hedgehog

## Trivia

* Age: 29
* Occupation: body artist
* Orientation:straight
* Religion: atheist
* Single: nope
* Parents: none
* Family: a gf and a daughter
* Race: Creole
* Personality: fun loving serious pissy at times
* Likes: his girlfirend body art rock music punk music some times of rap gumbo
* Dislikes: anyone hurting his family, stubbing his toe mopeds
* Friends: to lazy to say

## Source Material

https://mokikisun.deviantart.com/art/Victor-pierce-Valentin-the-hedgehog-341247952
Jeb! Bush

Jeb!'s ambitions know no limits or realization. Will it be any different in the ring?

## Bio

Get a load of this guy. He ran for President but he didn't even win. He didn't even come close! stinks

## Relationships

* Brother of the president and painter George W. Bush
* Married to the fiend folio

## Trivia

* Fan favorite
* Has his own chat command (!jeb!) which triggers applause
* Star of the Jeb! Jackpot
* Once defeated a top seeded Anti Mage in the opening round of a tournament
* Likes: Keeping his country safe, great Apple products, wearing his hoodie, Mexico
* Dislikes: Bullies, people that forget the ! in his name
* Favorite food: Guacamole
Data

Data has discovered lots of planets, stars, space anomalies, and new lifeforms. He tried to discover emotions. Now he's discovering how to wrestle.

## Bio

He was part of The New Generation that flew in the USS Enterprise through space. It didn't have Captain Kirk, it had Captain Picard. He is also an android made by a crazy old man.

## Championships and accomplishments

* Two Time Oodyear Belt Champion - 1 Defense

## Trivia

* Can go Warp 10 but it's dangerous
* Can't do anything right but that's what makes him truly human
* Super strength
* Super hearing
* Filled with gears/gadgets rather than bones/blood
League of Super Evil - Two of the Lost Episodes

I opened the Vimeo website and searched in "League of Super Evil". I kept scrolling until i came across this video called "League Of Super Evil's Stupid Movie". I wanted to see how this episode goes, but it was clickbait and fooled me instantly.

## Plot

It actually started with an re-edited and horror effect version of Justice Gene. Red Menace dropped in the racist bad words, I was LITERALLY CONFUSED BY THIS. Voltar (and others) kept on OVER AND OVER SAYING BAD WORDS. In the middle, it starts with an unusual 11 minute horror Voltar image and it even had unnerving ringtone music. It ends with a Black Death of a screen, surprisingly.

## Aftermath

I reported Scott McNeil (the voice actor of Voltar)’s Vimeo account for illegally uploading that video.
Drew Property

Drew used to flip properties, now he wrestles them.

 Bio

One third of the Property Brothers, Drew Property enjoys spending his time flipping property and flipping chumps in the ring. Although Drew spends more of his time behind the desk than on the construction site, he will still expeditiously dash your brains against a rock without hesitation.

## Championships and accomplishments

* Won the Anime Belt with his brother Jonathan Property - Two Time Champion
* Cursed Belt Champion

## Relationships

* Loves being a brother to Jonathan Property
* Has now come to accept that he is related to Blayze Property

## Trivia

* Strongest member of the Property family
* Worshipped as a war god in most pantheons.

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property\_Brothers
Me No Likey

Born from the disgust and anger of fans seeing their favorites obliterated in the ring, now this horrible creature has joined the wrestling ranks.

## Bio

"me no likey... or do i"

Many have trouble answering this question, but Me No Likey always knew. He disliked things, he didn't enjoy things, he had negative feelings about things. No one truly knows where h's from, but everyone knows what he thinks of the world: he doesn't like it. "Me no likey!" he proclaiims, as if these are the only words he can say.

If he was asked, he would probably say they are the only words he can say.

He is disgust.

## Relationships

* Dislikes Jeb! Bush's positive attitude.
* Me No Likey hates love, and no one is more loving than the Confederate Furry.

## Trivia

* Nothing good can come of this
* Hobby: Cross-stitching
* An ill wind blows
* Compressed essence of dead iphone factory workers caught in Steven job's genius inet
Alex Trebek

Alex Trebek is a wrestler that hosts Jeopardy!.

## Bio

Longtime host of TV gameshow Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek has decided to try his hand at professional wrestling! He may be older, but he's spritely and has no compunctions about repeatedly smashing your face into a turnbuckle. Alex comes with his classic mustache, and his classic attitude.

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex\_Trebek
Threat Level

WARNING. BAD BOYS

## Beyond Assessment

Wrestlers that are virtually unbeatable. Their wins are booed, their losses celebrated hither and thither as divine providence.

## A Grade

Wrestlers who win much more often than they lose.

## B Grade

Wrestlers who win more often than they lose.

## C Grade

Wrestlers who win about as often as they lose.

## D Grade

Wrestlers who lose more often than they win.

## F Grade

Wrestlers who lose much more often than they win.
Rob

He fought trolls. He fought an electric guy. He even fought disability. Now he fights in BBW.

## Relationships

* Friends with Silver the Hedgehog
* Friends with Elmer Fudd
* Friends with Anti-Trumpet Goblin (both agree that silence serves as the foundation of creativity)
* Enemy of Hindo

## Trivia

* Says 'What?' frequently
* Is Dragonborn (Ancient lineage of Dragonborn heroes)
* Once surpassed his limits and became a Super Saiyan, but this is not considered canon
* Expert in textiles
* Cannot be trolled
* Isn't immune to his own fire breath technique
* Can smell electricity

## Source Material

http://tailsgetstrolled.wikia.com/wiki/Rob
Gollum

Was Lord of the Rings and now wants to be Lord of the Ring by wrestling, expanding his ring kingdom.

## Bio

He coughs and he wants the ring. He joined the Fellowship of the Ring to help find the ring but what he found might surprise you!

## Relationships

* Hates Samwise Gamgee
* Hated by Samwise Gamgee
* Loves rings
* Hates the Invisible Man

## Trivia

* Takes at least two hobbits to beat him
* Not real (fictional)
* Seeks ring
* Eats fish
* Created by Tolkien to mock his estranged son, Gilbert Tolkien
* Could have done an Aikido Ukemi Roll to survive (continuous rolling would have evenly distributed the heat and allowed it to safely dissipate)
* Bonus damage against the invisible
Bert's Classy Kicks

Before, they were just a beautiful pair of shoes, now they Wrestle.

 Bio

Bert's classy kicks, some say these are the root of Bert's powers. Baba Yaga made them alive. Then Bert said, Oh no! Where shall I trek to acquire a finer horseshoe for mine lucky trinket rotation. But the shoes were nowhere to be found, they had just sneakered away.

## Trivia

* Are as sneaky as they are sneakers (VERY).

* wodnikthedeep1's one (2) true love.
Gundam

Gundam is a robot built to win the one year war in space, but it thought that was pretty long for a war so it decided to go to the ring to powerbomb some people, just like in anime.

## Bio

the robot from japan from space is here to save the day

## Relationships

* Good friends and tag-team partner of Garfield, forming the legendary Big G's. They both are very large.

## Trivia

* Prefers dubs to subs
* Doesn't like sushi
* Thinks The Grinch is real
* Wants to go to Paris
Ms. Frizzle

Ms. Frizzle is here to take her opponents on a field trip to the graveyard.

## Bio

Miss Frizzle teaches atheism to school children through a megaphone. She gets kids to tear up the Constitution for homework. She wants to replace the statue of Lincoln at the Lincoln Memorial with AIDS patient zero.

## Relationships

* Has a first cousin named Murph who owns and operates her own recycling plant

## Trivia

* She used to be an actress on stage and in a band called The Frizzlettes and toured with the now famous rock singer, Molly Cule
* Assisted with getting the science right on the movie Interstellar
* She uses static electricity to make her hair all frizzy

## Source Material

http://magicschoolbus.wikia.com/wiki/Ms.\_Frizzle
Oodyear Belt

## History

1. Freddie Freaker
2. Dew Fiend
3. H.P. Lovecraft
4. Genie
5. Son Goku - 1 Defense
6. War
7. Alex Trebek
8. XBOX
9. Freddie Freaker - 2 Defenses
10. Tingle
11. XBOX
12. Pingu
13. Son Goku
14. Freddie Freaker
15. Sub Zero
16. Data - 1 Defense
17. Big Mac
18. The Grinch - 2 Defenses
19. Freddie Freaker - 1 Defense
20. X-Man
21. Son Goku - 1 Defense
22. Mustafa the Hedgehog
23. Garfield
24. Braveheart
25. Doctor Doom - 1 Defense
26. Lurch
27. Son Goku - 1 Defense
28. Papa John
29. Anime
30. Cobra
31. Doctor Doom
32. Columbo - 1 Defense
33. Papa John
34. The Grinch - 1 Defense
35. Pharaoh From Exodus
36. Damnd
37. Raiden
38. Sub Zero
39. Shovel Mech
40. Pac-Man
41. Regis Philbin
42. Tidehunter
43. Thomas the Tank Engine
44. Anti Mage
Count von Count

An educational vampire puppet that counts and wrestles.

## Bio

Ah ah ah! Welcome to my vampire's lair! Now I will count and suck your blood, killing you!

## Relationships

* Pals with Big Bird
* Enemy of Dracula

## Trivia

* The Count was never intended to be a Sesame Street mainstay but an electrical fire burned many of the other muppets up, forcing the crew to use Count von Count
* Based on Dracula
* Has appeared in television ads for Nike, Coca-Cola, Oodyear, Tesla, Smith & Wesson, Heinz, and many many more
* Doesn't suck blood (puppet)

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count\_von\_Count
Green M&M

She's here as a promotion.

## Bio

Beautiful green seductress from the planet M&M. Sassy and doesn't take bullflip. WARNING: pregnant.

## Championships and accomplishments

* Anime Belt Champion

* Big Dog's Belt 94 as part of Ladies Team with Statue of Liberety and Betsy Ross

## Trivia

* Ms. Green's Catch phrases are, "Go buy a bag!" and "I Melt for No One!"
Damnd

A huge Dominican man on the run from the law. He uses his bad boy gifts to wrestle in BBW.

## Bio

I'm japanese and I made this.
Legendary weightlifters

## Championships and accomplishments

* Anime Belt as half of Bad Newz Boys, Two Time Champions
* Dew Belt Five Time Champion - Longest Title Defense: 4
* Cursed Belt Champion
* Oodyear Belt Champion

## Relationships

* Enemy of Guy
* Enemy of Haggar
* Enemy of Cody
* Enemy of the girl with the tonfa from the other game (Maki)
* Bastard son of Martin Crane

## Trivia

* Illiterate
* Nostalgic
* Antediluvian
* Sold his soul for height - was a dwarf
* Likes strawberry sundaes and REAL MONEY
* Codpiece man
* The Damnd Drop is the deadliest move in wrestling and has sent wrestlers straight into Hell's fiery gaping maw, but the crowd loves it so the wrestler genocide continues in the midst of illegality
Arthur Read

His parents sent him to BBW because they couldn't control his anger anymore. This was supposed to be Arthur's outlet, but he's found out he's really no match for giant roided up wrestlers and he wants to go home.

## Bio

This is an aardvark that teaches kids it's okay to do whatever they want. Arthur beats on anyone that annoys him and runs away from his responsibilities. He's carefree and has a bad attitude and he doesn't care who knows it. Arthur rips up his schoolbooks and aims for the rejects during dodgeball and he does it all with a grin.

## Relationships

* Erstwhile brother to D.W. Read
* Best friends with Buster

## Trivia

* Arthur's bedtime is 9:00 pm
* Likes planes
* His VISOR allows him to see the entire spectrum of light and can be tuned to visualize sounds as well

## Source Material

http://arthur.wikia.com/wiki/Arthur\_Read
Pale Man

## Trivia

* Responsible for everything wrong in this world - EVIL-DOER
* Polite
* Got stuck in the labyrinth (idiot)
* Hobby: Eating children
* Goals: Kill The fairies who were helping Ofelia (succeeded, but only killed two) Eat Ofelia before she escapes (failed) Keep anyone from feeding on his banquet
* Funny guy (draws good cartoons)
* Involved in some horrible accident - pieces of him just come off in his opponent's grip
* Played by Guillermo del Toro

## Source Material

https://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Pale\_Man
Sub Zero

Spawned directly from Satan's asshole into the wrestling world.

## Bio

the chinese ninja warror from mortal combat

## Championships and accomplishments

* Tooky Invitational Champion
* Oodyear Belt Champion
* Two time Baboo Belt Champion - Longest Defense: 1

## Relationships

* Recolor of Scorpion
* Rival of Chinese Ninja Marrio

## Trivia

* Extremely hated, maybe the most hated wrestler in BBW history
* Won the second Tooky Invitational, at that point the most celebrated tournament in BBW, by critting every opponent, including a finals match where he crit Damnd in under thirty seconds - this was his debut
* Three attempts have been made to retire him: he easily bested each challenge
* Three attempts to retire other wrestlers have used him as the champion: he wasted the REAL MONEY every time
* Responsible for Tiananmen Square
* Not even Chinese
* Exists only to anger the stream viewers
* Doesn't deserve the hyphen

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sub-Zero\_(Mortal\_Kombat)
The New Challengers

*"Sixteen new challengers are here to make their names. Will they wilt in the big lights or bring out the big dogs? Only G\*d knows." -* G\*d

## Entrants:

* Andy Rooney (Winner)
* Animal
* Anime
* Arthur Read
* Big Mac
* Dr. Bombay
* Enkidu
* Groucho Marx
* Huge Frogger
* Kingseeker Frampt
* Larry King
* Me No Likey
* Neil Breen
* pkmn Hitmonlee
* Thomas the Tank Engine
* Tony Hawk
Mario Cobain

Mario Cobain is a troubled soul. He seeks the answers just beyond his Mongolian Chop in the BBW ring.

## Bio

Mario Cobain is a powerful warrior who seeks inner peace and fights to learn more about himself. But his dark past is always on his trail..

## Championships and accomplishments

* Chaos Emerald Belt Original Champion
* Dew Belt Three Time Champion - Longest Title Defense: 2

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt\_Cobain
The Lost Thomas The Train Episode

When I was little, I was a HUGE fan of Thomas The Train, so I was at a yard sale, and suddenly, my back turned from the cute cloths over to the movies table. And I saw the lost movie of Thomas The Train! I was so excited! I bought it for 3.00$, then I put it into my DVD player once I got home and watched it. Then it showed James The Red Steam Engine, my favorite character, but something was...off. He didn’t look as happy as he usually did. So I kept it on, and he was saying to the camera, as though he was talking to me, “Don’t Make Me,” those words stuck to my mind, then Toby and Percy were actually PUSHING James into a dark tunnel. And Sir Topham was like, “Keep pushing him, Sorry James.” As though he wasn’t sad, he walked away. And James kept yelling,” NO! HE’LL KILL ME!” I had NO clue about what and why he was doing this, then I heard Thomas say, “Sacrafice! Sacrafice!” Then that’s where my heart stopped. Thomas was coming slowly out of the tunnel and was a huge-scary looking spider monster! My mouth dropped, and he grabbed James, and ran through the tunnel. The camera followed, we were in a dark screen for a minute, I thought the credits would pop up and say “HAPPY HALLOWEEN!” But it didn’t, the screen was black for a minuet, then, I heard crunching, and it showed Thomas, and he was eating JAMES! HE WAS A CANNABIL NOW?! I thought, and he turned to the camera and said, “Your next,” then he jumped to the camera and ate it! The last thing I saw was James head saying, “run,” so I turned it off and locked my doors, I also went to stay with my mom and dad for a little bit, that was 2 weeks ago, I could still here James,” Run,”.
Elmer Fudd

Used to hunt Wabbits, now he Wassles

## Bio

Elmer choked a man to death in 'Nam. He'll never forget his desperate gasps as he struggled to rip Elmer off of him. He'll never forget how the warmth and light faded from his eyes, how, even after death, his face was petrified in terror. He sees that face every time he closes his eyes, he hears the gurgles, the death rattle. Now he's in MGTOW.

## Trivia

* Necromancer
* Never hit a target with a gun in his life
* Has a speech impediment that turns any 'R' into a 'W'
* Has over 40 guns and 30,000 rounds of ammunition in his basement
* Lost everything in the 2008 market crash
* Paid his alimony in Dogecoin
* Still sees 'Nam whenever he closes his eyes
* Has never sought treatment for his debilitating PTSD
* Only feels communion with God when he is strangling someone in the ring
* Going his own way

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmer\_Fudd
Kermit Zorro

The wrestling world cried out for a hero. Instead they got a zero - a Kermit Zero. Only also they didn't, it was Kermit Zorro (a goddamned mockery).

## Trivia

* Flirtatious but repulsive
* Kicked out of over two dozen foster homes as a child
* Rejected from serving in the military due to being a frog and for having flat feet
* Wants to be a hero but remains a slave to his base passions

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit\_the\_Frog

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorro
Mustafa the Hedgehog

Mustafa the Hedgehog is a wrestler who specializes in the art of roman greco. He was once one of the 7 Chaos Emerald Guardians, and a hedgehog.

## Bio

Mustafa was one of the great guardians of the Chaos Emerald Belt.

His Hog configuration: Brutality. In the ring, no one is more brutal

## Championships and accomplishments

* Oodyear Belt Champion
* Dew Belt Champion

## Relationships

* Was good friends with Anti-Mav the Hedgehog, but they have parted ways on bitter terms
* Hates Butcher, or Bitcher as he calls him

## Trivia

* Prefers gherkins to capers
* Has control over fire, flames, sparks, etc.
* Prefers jerkins to doublets
* Prefers dubs to subs (hates Japanese)
* Heir to throne of Islamabad, a town on a planet in a distant galaxy
* Never says no to a fight
* Once was one of the Chaos Emerald Guardians but abandoned that life when he witnessed a great wrestler; he immediately left to join BBW as a competitor hoping to become as great as that man

## Source Material

https://digimongirl30.deviantart.com/art/Mustafa-the-hedgehog-77390975
Captain Underpants

Captain Underpants is the children's hero and he wrestles.

## Bio

He's a school principal but when there's danger he takes off his clothes. He's *not* a baby, he's a grown man and he's a hero. What is it inside Captain Underpants that compels him to be so brave? Would you do the same? Also he drank alien juice before.

## Relationships

* Pal of George and Harold
* Enemy of Doctor Diaper
* Enemy of Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Poopypants
* Enemy of Carl, Trixie and Frankenbooger
* Enemy of Evil George and Evil Harold
* Enemy of Van Fartz Booger
* Enemy of Sir Stinks A Lot

## Trivia

* Useless in a school shooting event
* As of 2016, the series had been translated into over 20 languages, with more than 70 million books sold worldwide.

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain\_Underpants
CATS

Ancient meme man who is supposed to wrestle but he just stands there. Occasionally he wrestles.

## Bio

In year AD 2101, war was beginning. CATS plotted destruction of enemy bases. Victory was imminent, but YOU, the PLAYER, piloting ZIG can put a stop to his plan.

-Insert coin-

## Relationships

* Misunderstanding his own name, he treats Garfield and Chester Cheetah like brothers
* Enemy of Cobra and Captain Commando, space themed heroes

## Trivia

* It's a wig. He is bald.
* Champion Karaoke singer.
* Has no plans for once he actually owns all the bases.

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All\_your\_base\_are\_belong\_to\_us
Marsupilami

Wrestling is the best way Marsupilami has found to inflict his pain onto others, the only social interaction he is capable of.

## Bio

Lays eggs while having mammalian 'features.'

## Trivia

* Cursed existence - believes in nothing
* Lives in the jungles of Palombia to avoid human contact
* Extreme body modifications
* Survives on trash scraps left by the BBW audience
* Always waiting for the big gorilla to drop in
* Cut out of the Duck Dynasty pilot in the editing room

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marsupilami
Jonathan Property

wrestle

## Bio

Jonathan Property is the second half of the Property Brothers, and he takes care of the on-site construction... and the on-site partying! This party animal loves to get wacky and wild, but beneath his jovial exterior, there lies a dark secret; he only cares about property.

## Championships and accomplishments

* Won the Anime Belt with his twin brother Drew Property - Two Time Champs

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property\_Brothers
Jaden Smith

Jaden wrestling as a performing arts.

## Bio

Jaden Smith from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air spinoff series...

## Relationships

* Boy child of Will Smith
* Sister of Willow Smith
* Biological father is The Nutty Professor

## Trivia

* Can't win any match but won't let it end
* Signature ability: Brainbuster
* Nominated—MTV Movie Award for Summer's Biggest Teen Bad Ass Star (After Earth)

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaden\_Smith
PZM 9 Стражник

**PZM 9 Стражник** - легкий и мобильный противопехотный мех, который превосходно подавляет пехоту. Он может одновременно стрелять и передвигаться.» Стоимость: 300 железа; 150 нефти и 18 населения. Здоровье: 30 000, броня легкая, урон следующий:

> 1)По пехоте: 400, а т.к. 4 пулемета — 1600;
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> 2)По легкой броне: 20(80);
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> 3)По средней броне:5(20);
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> 4)По тяжелой броне: 1(4);
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H.P. Lovecraft

H.P. wrestles his inner demons and wrestles wrestlers.

## Bio

Stuck in black and white. Had a rude awakening, the man is going bananas, desperately trying to get out of this nightmare. Leave him alone! Or else...

## Trivia

* The H.P. doesn't stand for anything
* Afraid of ghosts
* Huge racist
* Rectangular skull produced deep guttural speech
* Driven mad by untreated Victorian era venereal diseases

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.\_P.\_Lovecraft
Cursed Belt

The Cursed Belt is awarded to the winner of the Tooky Invitational. 31 wrestlers are randomly selected to join the champ in a grueling tournament. Because of the difficulty of the format and the extreme power of the participants, being Tooky Invitational Champ is one of the highest honors in not just BBW but in all of wrestling in all of history.

This belt is probably actually cursed.

## History

1. Anti Mage
2. Sub Zero
3. Damnd
4. Bonzi Buddy
5. Lurch
6. Drew Property
7. pkmn Hitmonlee- 1 Defense
8. Bonzi Buddy
9. Lurch - 2 Defenses
10. Tomba
11. The Butcher
Lowti3r God

Lowti3r God sees professional wrestling as an even bigger stage to rage quit on.

## Relationships

* Hates charge characters
* Hates shoto characters
* Hates grappler characters
* Hates rushdown characters
* Feuds with the obese and handicapped at every opportunity

## Trivia

* Professional clown
* Works at Goodwill
* He is part of the FGC (Fighting Game Community)
* Occasionally posts images of animals being harmed on his Facebook
* Yells 'Get that ass banned!' at strangers on the internet

## Source Material

http://crappy-games.wikia.com/wiki/Lowti3rgod
Lanky Kong

Lurking in the shadows outside the Wu-Tang Arena and Cineplex, Lanky Kong heard the applause of the BBW crowd. I must ruin this, he thought.

## Championships and accomplishments

* Two Time Dew Belt Champion (Longest defense: 1)

## Relationships

* Has a calm feeling of ill will for absolutely everyone
* Almost supernatural ability - disliked by anyone

## Trivia

* Many attempts have been made to imprison or destroy him for his crimes but all have failed
* Composed not of matter but of pure hatred
* Certified Master of Disguise
* Comes and goes as he pleases
* Often spotted before disasters: near the Challenger launchpad, the rooftops of Chernobyl, the list goes on and on
* Crimson aura
* Can inflate himself just like a balloon if the situation calls for it
Garfield

Garfield craves food but he also craves wrestling. He trained his mind and body to become BBW champ.

## Bio

This dude's a fat cat. He met Odie and Jon and they didn't really have any problems except Garfield's attitude and his constant hunger. If he gets some help he could be a great wrestler I think. Garfield was in a comic and he was in a cartoon.

"*Grr gimme the food! Meow.*"

## Relationships

* Kicks Odie off the table
* Hates Nermal
* Hates the BBW audience
* Desperately wants to surpass Son Goku's abilities
* Disgusted by the way Big Mac stirs his loins - hates his own weakness

## Trivia

* Yearns
* Has an alternate bad boy persona, Garfelon, where he goes all out
* Tasted man-flesh but didn't see what all the hype was about
* Is a smoker in addition to being obese; it is unknown how he passed the BBW physical
* Would spend all day at the pinball machines if he had endless tokens
* Kleptomaniac
* Top five favorite games, in no significant order: Dark Souls, Fallout: New Vegas, Final Fantasy 6, Unreal Tournament, Garfield: Caught in the Act
Geese Howard

Geese mastered martial arts and mastered business. The combination of those things is professional wrestling so it is only logical that he join BBW.

## Bio

Geese is ruthless but he only wants what is best for people. He killed Terry Bogard's dad in a kung fu fight so Terry Bogard decided what was best for Geese was to be punched off a skyscraper.

## Relationships

* Pupil of Steven Seagal long ago
* Has no affection for anyone
* Terry Bogard hates him and murdered him already
* Half brother of Wolfgang Krauser
* Absent father to Rock Howard

## Trivia

* Theory: did an Aikido Ukemi Roll when he hit the pavement and therefore survived
* Might be a ghost or a clone
* Really into esports but is easily tilted (2k MMR)
* Always wears his lucky tabi socks to a fight and never washes them
* Favorite music: Speak Softly Love (Love Theme from The Godfather)
* Rules over Southtown using aikido to command his gang (Southtown is Detroit with more karate)
* Corny
* Has a horrible speech impediment caused by concussions
Meepo

These strange creatures immediately emerged from beneath the ring when BBW began. They seem to be waiting for something, but what could it be?

## Bio

"*Wahoo! It's me, Meepo. Join me and my Merry Men! If you cross us, look out for my Meepo Punch!*"
- Meepo

## Trivia

* Unknown how many Meepos exist
* Wants the gems
* Moves in silence
* No scruples
* The Meepos work with complete cohesion
Dew Fiend

Dew Fiend is the protagonist of Bad Boys Wrestling.

## Bio

he wanted dew so he became a devil, or maybe he was a devil that wanted dew
wears jorts rumored to be the ether jorts, but they might just be regular jorts.

## Championships and accomplishments

* Oodyear Belt Champion
* He never got the Dew Belt

## Relationships

* Good friend of Shadic the Hedgehog. They both like caffeinated drinks and parkour.

## Trivia

* Doesn't like Baja Blast but will drink it anyway
* Infertile because of a space shield malfunction
* Not even aware that there are drinks other than Mountain Dew
* Never goes to the hospital
* Has shed his traditional attire for "Jorts and jacket" to oppose the PepsiCo oppression over the people of Dew
Система

### **Проверки**

Проверка осуществляются броском 1d20 + 5d6. К результату броска добавляется Атрибут и Навык либо другие подходящие параметры и модификаторы.

Если результат броска со всеми бонусами и штрафами ниже 27 – то проверка считается ***провалом***.

Результат от 27 до 37 дает ***частичный успех (***далее ***успех),*** другими словами вам удалось достичь поставленной задачи, но могут быть некоторые осложнения.

Результат более 37 считается ***Полным успехом*** такой успех означает что вам удалось достичь поставленной задачи и это может дать какой-то дополнительный бонус.

### **Атрибуты**

**Драка** – Складывается с **навыками Ближнего Боя** для определения успешности бросков рукопашных атак.

**Стрельба** – Складывается с **навыками Дальнего Боя** для определения успешности бросков дальнобойных атак.

**Сила** – Физическая сила персонажа. Отвечает за **навыки**, основанные на силе персонажа. Так же добавляется к **урону** оружием ближнего боя.

**Стойкость** – Выносливость персонажа. Отвечает за **навыки**, основанные на стойкости персонажа. Так же добавляется к количеству **Ран** персонажа, и половина атрибута, округленная вверх прибавляется к **Броне** персонажа.

**Ловкость** – Ловкость персонажа. Отвечает за **навыки**, основанные на ловкости персонажа. Так же добавляется при **Парировании**.

**Реакция** – Реакция персонажа. Отвечает за **навыки**, основанные на реакции персонажа. Так же добавляется при **Уклонении** и к **инициативе**.

**Интеллект** – Интеллект персонажа. Отвечает за **навыки**, основанные на интеллекте.

**Восприятие** – Внимательность персонажа. Отвечает за **навыки**, основанные на внимательности персонажа. Так же добавляется к **инициативе**.

**Обаяние** – Привлекательность и харизма персонажа. Отвечает за **навыки**, основанные на обаянии персонажа.

**Сила Воли** – Ментальная стойкость персонажа. Отвечает за **навыки**, основанные на силе воле. Так же отвечает за **сопротивление** сверхъестественным ментальным силам.

Так же есть четыре описательных «характеристик» персонажа:

**Надежда** – Сюда надо записать одну из двух вещей, либо то что
вас воодушевляет, помогает пережить невзгоды, то на что вы надеетесь в трудную
минуту; либо какую то глобальную несбыточную мечту.

**Пример:** Вера в то что нас не убивает делает нас сильнее, вера
в то что все трудности преодолимы, вера в светлое будущее или мир во всем мире,
найти лекарства от всех болезней.

**Искушение** – То, что вам нравиться, то что вас может отвлечь
даже от самых важных дел, то перед чем вы с трудом можете устоять.

**Пример:** Азартные игры, алкоголь, наркотики, рыбалка.

**Мечта** – Вполне приземленная, достижимая цель.

**Пример:** Своя квартира, выйти замуж, устроиться на хорошую
работу.

**Страх** – Потаённый страх, то чего персонаж боится, но может
этого даже не осознавать.

**Пример:** Заразиться смертельной болезнью, стать объектом
насилия, одиночества.
Anti-trumpet Goblin

He's a small guy but he's real angry about a trumpet and he wrestles.

## Bio

Wandering goblin that hates trumpets and torsos. Some call him a hero, but to me he's just Dad.

## Relationships

* Bad relationship with a complete stranger that played a trumpet
* Good relationship with Bob Dylan (walked him on stage)
* Friends with Rob (both agree that silence serves as the foundation of creativity)

## Trivia

* Trained classically
* Trained contemporaneously
* You're a no talent piece of shit
* An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity
Shift Final

**Shift Final** is a demonic being in Jetshift. He appears at the very top of Hell Tower in World 8, after Tej has been defeated. He is also the final boss of the entire game.

## Appearance

Shift appears as a half-ender, half-demon boy with dark gray hair with neon-green tips. He wears a dark purple shirt and dark blue trousers. His fingers are also slightly pointy to resemble devilish monsters.

## Attacks

* He will occasionally summon spikes, stars and lightning that directly home in on the player for a brief moment before disappearing.
* During Phases 2 and 3, he will summon Spike Walls and Spike Ceilings with holes in that MUST be avoided otherwise the player will take high damage.

## Lore

Shift was born as half-ender, half-demon and was never a regular human. He is the King of the Void, where any being that comes into the realm must follow his rules or they will be banished by being thrown further into oblivion, getting rid of them permanently. He is said to be childish in his ways, but smart about it. Torturing people has been his dream job while still being quiet and childish, giving him that creepy and innocent personality. He left the Void a few years before he became powerful enough to summon a Hell Crystal that could take over everyone within a 4,000-mile radius.
Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny is a well celebrated holiday figure representing the worship of chocolate eggs. He also wrestles.

## Bio

Every spring, people celebrate the return of life after winter. That's when the Easter Bunny comes out, a sign that there can be no life without death. He also loves chocolate eggs. And maybe he lays them? It's kind of unclear what his deal is, but he has something to do with crucifixion, because he's a bloodthirsty maniac. Then one day, one man didn't die from being crucified. So the Easter Bunny took his pain and brought it to the ring where he continues to crucify people and bring joy to boys and girls around the world. He also loves chocolate eggs.

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter\_Bunny

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subversion
Dazzle

Dazzle used to fizzle, now he Wrezzles.

 Bio

At the outset, a cone of cotton candy left unchecked near Baba Yaga's shack for TOO LONG, turned into Dazzle. Meanwhile... Skeleton King was scamming his way to the top of the BBW. Now Dazzle had a reason to live, after all... Candy corn doesn't have a skeleton. And so, Dazzle used his candy corn magic to replicate the Skeleton King and Wraith King was born... A Kandy-Klone King... But Wraith King was awful and never got to take Skeleton King down and replace him.

## Relationships

* Tried to usurp the Skeleton King but failed, however Wraith King never made it anywhere so Skeleton King never learned of that.

## Trivia

* The man behind:"pink like a piggy, strict like a tree."
Cosmo Kramer

He was Jerry's crazy neighbor and now he's a madman in the ring. Say 'hello' to the K-Man, wrestling world.

## Bio

He lived in New York. He watched the taxis go around. The sun went down and the moon came up and he thought about wrestling. Kramer's brow dropped. He dreamed of armlocks and backbreakers. The moon was bright in the city night. He dreamed of Irish Whips and full nelsons. He dreamed of the wheelbarrow bulldog.

## Relationships

* Friends with Jerry
* Friends with George
* Friends with Bob Sacamano
* Lovers with the lovely Elaine
* On bad terms with the African-American community

## Trivia

* He suffers from coulrophobia, a fear of clowns
* Will never die
* Wrote a coffee table book about coffee tables; the book folds out into a miniature coffee table
* Dropped out of Harvard to found Kramerica Industries
* Once gained and lost over 100 pounds for a role
* Jacked off
Lord Zedd

He used a powerful telescope to watch the wrestling. Now he wants in.

## Bio

A man with no skin who tried to kill the Power Rangers and Bulk and Skull. He married a sleeping witch he found in a trash can. Now Lord Zedd is retired, but he's far from finished.

## Relationships

* Rita Revolta dead two years and he doesn't care
* Son of Master Vile
* Hates Zordon
* Hates the Power Rangers

## Trivia

* Lives on the Moon
* Derailed his once promising career in entertainment by expressing his belief that the Holocaust was "greatly exaggerated" while appearing on Larry King Live - when the show's host Larry King interjected that he had actually been in the Holocaust (twice), Lord Zedd referred to the genocide as the 'Holohoax' and the show erupted into a heated argument live on air
* Day trader
* In constant pain due to exposed muscles and brain
* Zedd loves Halloween, but despises Christmas
* An RPG advocate

## Source Material

http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/Lord\_Zedd
Paul Joseph Blart

Enforces the rule of law in the mall and now the right of might in the fight.

## Bio

Paul Joseph Blart is a mall vigilante and unlicensed mall justice enforcer. He carries 3 pistols, 5 magazines, a multitool, a combat knife, a scoped rifle, a ballistics vest, pepper spray, 4 hand grenades and caltrops to help him enforce mall justice.

## Relationships

* Arrested Tony Hawk (Crime: Skateboarding)
* Arrested the Unabomber (Crime: Domestic Terrorism, Illegal Mail)
* Arrested Martin Luther (Crime: Heresy)

## Trivia

* Just as Top Gun inspired many young men to join the Air Force in the 1990's, the Paul Blart series has caused an over 3000% uptick in mall cop course enrollment figures

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul\_Blart:\_Mall\_Cop
Sharingan Kool-Aid Man

The Sharingan Kool-Aid Man appeared in a smoke bomb and began to wrestle. His motive is a mystery and his methods are murderous.

## Bio

He is the last of the infamous Kool-Aid Clan. Using his Naruto eye powers that let him see past any and all Tricknology Jutsu, he destroyed the ninja village. He killed his elderly sensei to prove he had surpassed all his teachings. Now he wanders the world testing his Kool-Aid Jutsu on wrestlers.

## Relationships

* Kennen is tracking him down to make him answer for his ninjutsu heresy
* Considers the Beverly Hills Ninja a mockery of his culture and wants to kill him
* Jimmy Narutron is determined to save his ninja soul through karate battle wrestling
* Hates the elderly because they remind him of his sensei
* Big fan of Hans Zimmer - uses his tunes to train

## Trivia

* His time is short because his Kool-Aid Cup is cracked
* Prized possession: Yellow leather jacket
* Sees everything
* All alone in this world
* Grand Wizard level Kool-Aid chanoyu master
* Appeared at the end of The New Challengers as a mug full of Red Bull (full power mode) and destroyed Andy Rooney's body in a fit of taurine induced beserkery
* Claims to believe Bushidō is bunkum but keeps a worn out print of the emperor in full samurai regalia in his pocket

## Source Material

https://ultimatelazerbot.deviantart.com/art/koolaid-Sharingan-598648545

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Sharingan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kool-Aid\_Man
Elon Hawking

The smartest guys ever around combined, and he's here to wrestle.

## Bio

Elon Musk And Stephen Hawking had enough. With nothing else to lose, they performed the final fusion dance. They'll stop at nothing to end the Robots and Aliens invasion.

## Relationships

* Once in a toxic relationship with Amber Ratched (Amber Heard/Nurse Ratched fusion)
* Now dating Grimes
* Rivals with Tusk

## Trivia

* Elon Musk was unable to walk due to a meteor mining accident explosion, but the fusion has restored his legs
* Discovered Nuclear Physics
* When he isn't wrestling he spends his time at CERN, working to prove God isn't real (but he never will)
* Lives in fear of the future but can't come to grips with the past
* Made a 420 joke that cost him BIG TIME. Dude, whoa!

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon\_Musk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen\_Hawking
Dark Mario Cobain

Dark Mario Cobain used to run the circle of doom, now he Wrestles.

 Bio

Evil incarnate, Dark Mario Cobain is the twisted darkness inside of Mario Cobain. He craves power and will stop at nothing to achieve it. Doesn't play by the rules.

## Championships and accomplishments

* Two time Baboo Belt Champion - Longest Defense: 1

## Relationships

* Mario Cobain's inner darkness incarnate

## Trivia

* Enjoys spreading darkness more than anything
* Occasionally ignores the referee
* Forces weaker wrestlers to pay his child support
* Likes beating up The Noid and taking his food stamps

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt\_Cobain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super\_Mario

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell
Hank Hill

Texan, propane salesman, husband, father, and now BBW wrestler. Hank Hill's series may be over but his wrestling career is only beginning.

## Bio

Sells propane and propane accessories.

*" I'm gonna kick your ass."*

## Championships and accomplishments

* Propane Salesman of the Year Award for three years, as well as the prestigious Blue Flame of Valor Award

## Relationships

* Married to Substitute Teacher of the Year Peggy Hill
* Father of Bobby Hill
* Son of Colonel Cotton Lyndal Hill
* Intense feud with Shépav Ohger: Hank Hill is constantly abused and humiliated by this bog bastard

## Trivia

* Not a Bad Boy
* Voiced by Hugolin Chevrette-Landesque
* After it is produced, North American propane is stored in huge salt caverns.

* In "Sleight of Hank", it's discovered that Hank hates magicians ever since David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
* Says "What?" just like Marge from Bart the General
* Mutant - is missing the buttocks muscles and has a narrow urethra (narrowest in the league)

## Source Material

http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Hank\_Hill
Ultimate Father

Esoteric tradition holds that there was also a third tree, the Tree of Wrestling, and he ate the whole damn thing.

## Bio

Genesis 5:4 The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters.

Genesis 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days

## Championships and accomplishments

* Eight time Dew Belt Champion - Longest Reign: 4 Defenses
* First person ever

## Relationships

* Sexual relationship with Eve
* Ancient progenitor of the Property Brothers

## Trivia

* Big as a Borg cube (size fluctuates)
* Back from the past with a plan to make all the other fathers sterile
* Named all the animals
* Inventor of applause
* Alpha male - BULLY!
Anti-Mav the Hedgehog

## Bio

An anti form of my character Maverick. I had a hard time wanting to make him. Since Maverick was a Christian who does right, this guy is the complete opposite. He is a anti-Christian or Satanic person. I hated the thought but eventually created him. I hope to have him won to Christ by the real Maverick and wipe that upside-down cross of his forehead.

## Source Material

https://rodef-shalom.deviantart.com/art/Anti-Maverick-the-hedgehog-210729231
Japanese Goblin

The tengu are well known across the Orient for their love of BBW wrestling.

## Bio

Terrible tengu.

His piercing nose knows the way.

Protect your modesty.

## Trivia

* Played by Mickey Rooney
* Misplaced his vest's pom-poms during his transition to being an emoji
* Red
* When he isn't wrestling or proposing riddles to frightened passerby, he has another hobby: DJing for the hottest drifting clubs in Tokyo
* Prideful creature
* Fond of manga (Japanese comic books), katana (Japanese swords), and pocky (Japanese candy cigarettes)
* In stories from the 13th century, tengu began to abduct young boys as well as the priests they had always targeted. The boys were often returned, while the priests would be found tied to the tops of trees or other high places. All of the tengu's victims, however, would come back in a state of near death or madness, sometimes after having been tricked into eating animal dung.
* Hosted a Japanese prank show, 'Kami No Katari' ('You Ate Animal Dung') but it was canceled early on
Diablo 2 Barbarian

Diablo 2 Barbarian used to clear the secret cow level in under 5 minutes, now he brings his testosterone induced steel hurricane to the ring

 Bio

He is a babar from mount arreat, he killed all three demon brothers who tried (and succeeded) to defile the world stone. Then he killed Diablo 3 even when diablo decided he wanted to be a girl (he didn't care)

## Championships and accomplishments

* Killed Über Diablo, Baal and Meph
* Singlehandedly sold all the SOJs required to trigger the Diablo event
* Achieved Storm force 13 on the Beaufort Wind force scale

## Relationships

* Frankie MacDonald's biggest fan, he makes sure to tune in after every wrestling match to see how bad the resulting hurricane is going to be
* Fears the Orange Man

## Trivia

* Loves the movie Dreamcatcher(2003) based on a book by Stephen King
* Can recall every line Duddits says in the movie Dreamcatcher
* Learned how to wag his finger in circles like Duddits and firmly believes in its power to find things
* Imagines telepathic phone conversations with his opponent mid-match like Henry does in the movie Dreamcatcher
* Denies steroid abuse allegations
* Writes duel wield instead of dual wield
Master Chief

Master Chief is here to kick ass in the ring and chew bubblegum. He jumped here from space.

## Bio

His Power Armor can withstand anything and he wears it to wrestle. Halo never relaxes so neither can Master Chief.

## Relationships

* Hates Halo
* Loves Cortana
* Member of Mighty Heroes with Air Bud and Son Goku

## Trivia

* Safety foam ejects inside his suit when he gets hit by wrestling moves so he's fine
* Proudly promotes steroids
* His HUD Cortana woman tells him the best moves to use and how much damage he's taking and other cool facts like that
* Gets a rush from putting himself in the most dangerous situations and enjoys pain
* The many battles he has faced have left his body broken and warped and his mind senile
* Mostly here to advertise his Master Chief's Gamer Juice to children watching
* Paranoid
* Makes sure to preserve his image and promote himself
The Noid

The Noid is a Wrassler

## Bio

The Noid is a wressler borne from hatred of pizza. he wants to squash your pizza so be very careful, if you have a pizza he will step on it and he will step on you too, and he will step on your feelings and your friend ship if you try to be friend with the noid. it says to avoid the noid, but is that truly the way to solve the noid's corundum? We may never know. And yet we watch in awe, as the noid cannot be avoided, unless you don't like pizza.

## Relationships

* The Noid hates pizza, he is a mortal enemy of Papa John
* He gets along well with Crazy Frog because they are both afflicted in the head similarly and were both born under a red moon. Also they are brothers.
* Regularly gets beat up and robbed by Dark Mario Cobain for his food stamps.

## Trivia

* Lost his debut match in one move
* Expert in textiles
* Suspect in OJ Simpson murder case (squashed pizzas)
* Caused an innocent man also named Noid to kill himself in disgust
* Divorcee (squashed pizzas)
* Lives in Section 8 housing with Crazy Frog
* Has a New York accent, but can't talk
Larry King

Larry King should not be a wrestler.

## Bio

He met a lot of people over the course of his fifty-five year career in talk show hosting but he could never get out of the back of his mind what it would be like to wrestle his guests. They say there are no second acts in American lives but Larry King is going to dab on the haters.

"*Give a warm Hollywood welcome to my next guest, your bloody and bruised body.*"

## Trivia

* Absentminded
* Gets a kick out of embarrassing people
* Big time baseball guy
* Wants to be frozen after death to be revived in the future where advanced future medicine can restore him to his wretched 95 year old self so that his torment may never end

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry\_King
Jared Fogle

Jared Fogle was a fat guy but Subway hired him to commit sexual crimes. Now he's on to Subway's newest mission: BBW wrestling.

## Championships and accomplishments

* Lost like 20 pounds or some garbage like that by eating disgusting trash bin sandwiches occasionally and watching his calories and doing exercises like a normal human being
* Medal of Honor

## Trivia

* Favorite sandwich: Tuna and Turkey Melt Swiss with Avocado on Rye
* Favorite crime: Sexual assault
* Went on a "Tour de Pants" and no one stopped it
* Subway has attributed one third to one half of its growth in sales to Jared Fogle
* Had a cameo appearance in *Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! -* this was cut from the Syfy Channel broadcast version a week before the premiere because he was arrested

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared\_Fogle
Cobra

Owen Wilson wandered off the Wes Anderson set and started to wrestle.

## Bio

Cobra the Space Pirate from Space Cobra. He could no longer be excited by just getting the space pirate treasure and the space babes, so he decided to try space baseball, but that just didn't make him happy. He felt pretty spaced out.

He was approached by his old friend CATS, who invited him to the BBW. Since then, he punches wrestlers. But sometimes... he misses space.

## Relationships

* Brother of another famous actor, Luke Wilson

## Trivia

* Disfigured his nose when Wes Anderson shot a bottle rocket at him after an acting argument
* Cuts his own hair
* Tried to commit suicide by self punching but only disfigured his nose
* Exiled founding sensei of Cobra Kai martial arts

## Source Material

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra\_(manga)