Cow Eating Contest

* Thumbnail
* Video

**Cow Eating Contest** is the third episode of the Unusual Troubles "Origins Arc."

## Summary

A beef eating contest starts, the RED Scout infiltrates it despite Scouts not being allowed.

## Plot

The episode starts with the RED Spy complaining about their assignment before starting recording the cow eating contest with the RED Sniper and RED Pyro. He introduces the laborer who makes the meat, the RED Engineer and asks him to tell more about it, the Engineer says it's beef run over by a combine.

Cut to the RED Scout walking around, his stomach rumbles from hunger and he finds a "Cow Eating Contest" but Scouts are not allowed. He decides to bother Commander Shepard and gets shot by him.

In the next scene the Engineer gives the beef to the contestants: BLU Pyro, RED Soldier, the Scout disguised as a seal, the RED Heavy and RED Demoman. The Heavy requests a sandwich instead, the Engineer tells him they have beef, the Heavy leans closer to the Engineer and demands a sandwich. The Engineer replaces Heavy's beef with a sandwich.

The Engineer shoots his pistol towards the sky to start the competition and a fish falls out of the sky. The Heavy starts eating a pile of sandwiches, the Demoman takes a bite out of the beef and drinks beer, the Scout eats the beef, the Pyro can't eat with the mask on, the Soldier eats beef in a fancy way with a fork, knife, candles, wine and formal clothing and a wig.

The Scout starts choking on the beef, the Engineer calls the RED Medic for help, who was having fun with a blow doll, he rushes to the competition and is shocked at how ridiculous the Engineer's hat is. The Engineer slaps some sense into him and he starts helping the Scout in a very sensual manner.

The Scout sees Gaben giving him something from a crate but then he wakes up from his near death experience after the Medic successfully unchokes the Scout. The Engineer shows the final results of the competition with the Demoman winning with only 1 beef eaten, he gains a golden beef trophy. The Scout takes off his disguise, the Demoman gets furious and fires sticky bombs at the Scout but ends up missing and accidentally detonates them on the Soldier's bomb.

## Characters

* RED Spy
* RED Heavy
* RED Engineer
* RED Pyro
* RED Sniper
* RED Medic
* Merasmus (Cameo)
* RED Scout
* Commander Shepard
* Hoxton

## Music Used

1. Cricket - no.18831 (puzzle maker)
2. John Scatman - Cotton Eyed Joe
3. Weakness of system loop 1 - Loop 1
4. Banjo-Kazooie - Gnawty's House
5. Stupid Invaders - A Frightening Music
6. Banjo Kazooie - Stilt Pride
7. Ludwig Van Beethoven - Per Elisa
8. KOROBUSHKA (Ryu☆Remix)
9. Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts - Jiggosseum
10. George Michael - Careless Whisper
11. Franz Peter Shubert - Ave Maria
12. Weakness of system loop 1 - Loop 1
13. Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts - Bonus Round
14. Take On Me (Beatmania IIDX) - Angela

## Trivia

* In the start of the video, the RED Engineer can be seen launching RED Heavy's cart at high speeds in the background.
* In 0:10 Jar Jar Binks can be seen sitting next to a piano.
* In 0:11 the RED Medic is taking a look at RED Heavy, a cow can also be seen along with a cactus with skulls, a Pyro cutout and a smily face next to RED Spy's arm on top in the background. The cow gasps and hides after hearing it's a "Cow Eating Contest."
* In 0:20 Merasmus can be seen watching RED Medic and RED Soldier, and now a basketball hoop is on the wall with doves on top of it.
* In 0:29 a shirtless RED Demoman can be seen sitting along with an unknown character, they both have doves on their heads and there is also a Hatsune Miku Funko Pop, the pyro cutout has also moved.
* One of the signs at 0:38 says "DILDO FACTORY".
* A BLU Spy peeks his head out at 0:50.
* In 1:02 a Sentry Buster, robot Heavy and a bomb cart can be seen in the background.
* The final results of the competition were:
	+ Demoman: 1
	+ Heavy: 0
	+ Seal (Scout): Almost died
	+ Soldier: 0.5
	+ Pyro: 0