Nestor misbehaves at Barnes and Noble/Transcript

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## Transcript

**Nestor**: Mom, can we please go to Barnes & Noble?

**Lauren**: Sure, we can go. But the books you choose need to be age appropriate. *(When they got in the car & she drives to Barnes & Noble.)*

**Nestor**: *(When got into Barnes & Noble, he picked the book that he's holding.)* I want this book, mom.

**Lauren**: Are you kidding me, Nestor? "Chika Chika Boom Boom"? You are not getting this book!

**Nestor**: Why?

**Lauren**: Because that's not an age appropriate book, that book is only for young kids!

**Nestor**: This must be some kind of joke! These books are actually for everyone, not just for young kids!

**Lauren**: That is not a true and it is not a joke!

**Nestor**: But, I like this book!

**Lauren**: Too bad, you are too old for alphabet books! You are 13 years old and you need to start finding age appropriate books! Let me find you something different. *(She picked up a book that is age appropriate.)* You can get "The Witches" by Roald Dahl, you are old enough to read it.

**Nestor**: NO, FUCK THAT BOOK!!!!!!! I HATE "THE WITCHES"!!!!!!!!!!!

**Lauren**: NESTOR, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEARNING TO BE AGE APPROPRIATE AND ACTING YOUR AGE ARE VERY IMPORTANT THINGS, SO PUT THAT BOOK BACK WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Nestor**: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Lauren**: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Nestor**: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT PUT THE BOOK BACK, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

**Lauren**: NESTOR, STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!! THIS BOOK I HAVE IS AGE APPROPRIATE FOR YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET "THE WITCHES" IF YOU DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN CHOOSE A DIFFERENT BOOK. BUT I AM NOT LETTING YOU GET "CHIKA CHIKA BOOM BOOM"!!!!!!!!!!!

**Nestor**: YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT "CHIKA CHIKA BOOM BOOM" NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE “THE WITCHES"!!!!!!!!!!!

**Lauren**: Nestor, either find an age appropriate book, or leave the store without getting anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Nestor**: YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK AGE APPROPRIATE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME HAVE "CHIKA CHIKA BOOM BOOM", LET’S GO ACROSS THE STREET TO BUY SOME DRUGS, BECAUSE WE SHOULD BE SAVING IT & YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK BARNES & NOBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *(He throws the alphabet book down to the floor, until he demolished Barnes & Noble with some rocks.)*

**Lauren**: *(She is carrying Nestor & leaves Barnes & Noble.)* THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!

**Nestor**: *(He is crying, until he is having a temper tantrum while leaving Barnes & Noble.)* NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Lauren**: WE ARE GOING STRAIGHT HOME AND NOW YOU GET NOTHING, YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *(When they got back into the car & goes straight home.)* STOP WITH THE BITCHING CRYING, NESTOR, THIS WAS TOTALLY YOUR OWN FAULT!!!!!!!!!!

**Nestor**: But mom, all I wanted was "Chika Chika Boom Boom" and liking this magazine is just my opinion!

**Lauren**: I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKED OPINIONS!!!!!!!! I KNOW THAT THIS REDIRECT ABOUT GETTING AGE APPROPRIATE BOOKS ARE AGGRAVATING AND UPSETTING FOR YOU, BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR THE WAY YOU BEHAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Nestor**: If I would have got "Chika Chika Boom Boom" in the first place, none of this would have happened!

**Lauren**: NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!! IF YOU AREN'T THROWING A HUGE TANTRUM OVER A MOTHERFUCKING ALPHABET BOOK, NONE OF IT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!

**Nestor**: Can we please go back to Barnes & Noble?

**Lauren**: NO!!!!!!!! YOU THREW ROCKS IN THE FUCKING BOOK STORE, YOU'RE ACTUALLY NEVER ALLOWED TO BRING ROCKS INTO A STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD SERIOUSLY INJURE SOMEONE DOING THAT, BUT YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T INJURE SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE NOW HAVE TO GO VERY FAST, SO THAT NOBODY SEES US AND PUT US ON THE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK TO ANY BARNES & NOBLE LOCATIONS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WE ARE NOW HOME!!!!!!!!!! *(When they got back home, she grounds Nestor.)* THAT'S IT, NESTOR, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 13 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!! GET TO BED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! *(Nestor goes upstairs into his room, while grounded.)*