Evan Noir

*Evan Noir* is the third episode of Edwin Horizon.

## Cast

* Edwin
* Evan
* Beeg Edwin
* Ariel
* Daniel

## Script

(Light shines of Beeg Edwin’s face)

Evan: So. Admit it! You stole the cookies on the table didn’t you!

(Beeg Edwin looks around and shrugs)

Evan: DON’T LIE TO ME! YOU STOLE THOSE COOKIES WHEN EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP! DIDN’T YOU! DIDN’T YOUUUUUUUUUUU?

(Light turns on)

(Edwin comes in with a bathrobe on)

Edwin: What are you doing Evan? It is 2:00 in the morning.

Evan: making a crime drama film.

Edwin: Oooh I love Crime dramas! I can help!

(Edwin runs upstairs)

Evan: .\_. Is it just me or did he forget it was 2 in the morning.

(Intro plays)

(Television reads Evan Noir)

Edwin: If you really wanna make a crime drama you gotta add expression. It gives the viewers the vibes like they’re actually in the film. But in order for that to happen you gotta make it realistic.

Evan: Got it.

(Ariel peeps out the window)

Ariel: What are you kids doing?

Edwin: I’m actually 21.

Ariel: Whatever.

Evan: Huh? Why is Ariel always such a sassy pants?

Edwin: Maybe she is hiding something.

Evan: Something.

Edwin/Evan: SECRET!

(They follow Ariel around the city)

Evan: Where is she going?

Edwin: She looks like she doesn’t want anyone to know what she’s doing.

(She goes to a jewelry shop)

Edwin: Why is she going in for jewelry?

Evan: Quick! We can sneak in and spy on her.

(Ariel looks around)

Ariel: I know I am gonna get in trouble. But..

(Puts some pearls in her purse)

Evan: (Gasps) She’s stealing those pearls!

Ariel: Take my credit card!

Edwin: Wait no she's not.

Evan: Hmm. Uh oh Ariel’s coming!

(They hide but she sees them)

Ariel: Edwin? Evan? What are you doing here?

Evan: Oh uh.. Just doing some shopping for furniture.

(She walks off)

Evan: Phew. That was close. We gotta be more careful. We almost got caught!

Edwin: You're right. But pearls. Why is she buying pearls?

Evan: Come on. Let’s keep looking.

(Beeg Edwin comes out of the wall with disguise)

Edwin: Nice blend in.

(Ariel is in city park feeding ducks)

Evan: Ok pretty normal so far.

Edwin: Wait. Where's Beeg Edwin?

(Beeg Edwin chasing the hot dog man)

Daniel: Oh god not this kid again. He always wants free food!

(Hot dog cart crashes into a tree causing all the hot dogs to fall everywhere)

(That Evening)

Evan: What is up Prineville? I am Evan. Local Resident of 321 Nevergreen Street. I am live streaming here for the first time to tell you the truth of Ariel Adams. She is getting engaged! Here is my evidence

Evan: Exhibit A, Pearls, You're probably wondering. I thought you needed a ring. Well I checked the credit card and she doesn’t have the money to buy the ring. It says right here that the balance was 24 dollars. Exhibit B, At the City Park we saw Adams talking to a man. The man seemed awfully shy. Almost attractive. And finally Exhibit C, The dress. She already bought a fancy dress to wear at the wedding. That is it for now. Be sure to look out for more live streams like this one. We’ll see you next time Prineville.

(The Next Morning)

Edwin: So how did the live stream go last night?

Evan: Great. I think I really got people talking.

(Doorbell rings)

(Angry Ariel comes with her phone)

Ariel: What is this!?

Edwin: Oh that. That’s Evan’s..

Ariel: Evan’s what?

Edwin: Uh uhhhh.

(Pushes Edwin out of the way Nd goes and sees Evan)

Ariel: ARE YOU INSANE!? I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED! I AM GOING TO A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.

Evan: Oh yeah. Explain the pearls.

Ariel: I BOUGHT THAT TO MATCH MY DRESS THAT I BOUGHT AS YOUR EXHIBIT C!

Evan: Oh yeah what about the man!?

Ariel: THAT WAS MY COUSIN! HE IS THE SAME AGE. HE USED TO GO TO MY HIGH SCHOOL TOO! He is kinda shy around. Well everyone.

Evan: Oh.

Ariel: Wait. How did you know about all of this?

Evan: I uh..

(Beeg Edwin blends out again)

Ariel: YOU HAVE BEEN SPYING ON ME!?

Evan: We're sorry. We are just wondering why you are always so rude and crabby.

Ariel: Look. I am just stressed all the time. I lost my last husband recently. I just don’t know how to move on.

(Ariel leaves the house)

Edwin: What was that?

Evan: It was Ariel. She wasn’t getting married. She was just going to her high school reunion. I really messed up.

Edwin: No, you just wanted to know. But maybe you can make it up.

Evan: Hmm.

(The Next Morning)

(Ariel walks out her door and kinds a newspaper)

(Evan is the newspaper guy)

(A bunch of things happen)

Edwin: So how’d it go?

Evan: Great! But I am not so sure if she forgave me.

Edwin: Well. You did your best.

(Evan goes to his room)

(A note files into his room)

(Evan Smiles)