Čeda Čedović

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* In-game

> My name is Čeda Čedović and I'm here to kill Motherfuckers!
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**Čeda Čedović** (simply referred to as **Čeda**) is the leader of Poor 4 and titular protagonist of At Least There Is Čeda Čedović.

## Description

### Appearance

Čeda looks like a regular slavian boy wearing dark red shirt with the letter Č on it, black pants and babouches. On the head he has big orange pompadour going down like fire.

In earlier designs he used to have scar on the head, the ear was shown and his hairstyle also looked differently. In earliest design his hair looked more similarly to a spike, going down similarly to current design. In Laughing Hills it looked like several spikes. In Poor 4 Origins his hairstyle looked similarly to current one, except it was more flat.

### Personality

Čeda is a great warrior with many feats against the humanity, who likes guns, sharp weapons, wars, deaths and willing to kill anyone he sees. The reason to that is because he simply likes the worst aspects of humanity. His horrible achievements include: starting 5 World Wars, one of which being against his own friend Miroslav, with many smaller battles, defeated his own babushka twice, created Counter Strike 1.6 decapitated a local fisherman, destroyed a submarine, picked up the Titanic and threw it a million miles, and many more. He also can trashtalk anyone he speaks to in matter of seconds. For all of that, he was granted the status of Super Being.

He also was able to create some of most powerful weapons: The Čeda Doll, which once blew up 30% of Europe and L Knife - a weapon that can kill anything lower his own power.

His main nemesis is Lizardman. They met when Lizardman wanted to flood the shop to get more Coca Cola. But then Čeda came in and simply destroyed the whole shop. Lizardman curses him for his willing to destroy everything and getting his way to get more Cola, to which Čeda said «I don't give shit».

## In-game story

During the events of At Least There Is Čeda Čedović, Čeda decides to go to Hell and kill its king to become the King of Counter Strike, as he says, «Man who rules Hell, rules Counter-Strike». For that, Miroslav using the powers of MirMan summons a bus driver Klempodrome to get the to Hell. He steals a bus and the gang gets to Hell. Except the Hell is not what Čeda was hoping for - it was taken over by Meme disease which infected all the environment, making it less normal.

During the conquest, Čeda kills many enemies, kills bosses and once he has finally become the King of Counter Strike, he's still frown as the place he wanted to rule has become weird and not fun. And right after that, Zak appears, giving each member of Poor 4 a Slice of a Mysterious Apple, which grants access to Realm of Horror and Pain. Čeda asks his friends to give the slices to him, but they say that they would give only for the Golden Sausages . After that he has nothing to do but rest on the throne and enjoy the remains of Hell.

Once the player will buy every Slice of a Mysterious Apple, Čeda will be transported to Meme Core, where he would be able to eleminate the source of Meme virus. This source turns out to be MariObama. Čeda kills him and goes back on his throne. Miroslav asks would the Meme go away just since he defeated the source. Čeda calms him down, saying it will be all alright with time. Djole proposes to build a statue for Čeda, he says to build one when he will ask for it and then he immediately wants a statue built.

## Main Abilities

Čeda moveset isn't big and contains main abilities, such as jump and run.

### Air Dash

By pressing Dash button in air, Čeda does an Air Dash to the direction he was looking at. He can't control it, so the player needs to be careful while using it. Also, the player can jump immediately after landing after dashing, decreasing the posibility to fall in pit.

## Lore Book entry

> Čeda is a connoisseur and lover of War, Death, Suffering, Guns and Sharp Weaponry. Most people have described him as "The worst slav humanity has to offer" or "The opposite of a Human." He does not hate humanity, he just loves the worst aspects of it. He Started at least 5 world wars, as well as help spark numerous smaller wars. An example would be him helping start the Mrioslav Warz (with a Z instead of S), a sort of civil war between people who are naked when taking a shower, and people who keep their clothes on when taking a shower. Due to this war, Čeda, Andre and Djole (with Djole being the leader and commander), temporarily had to fight their own friend, Miroslav, and his army of Miroslavs. After Djole and his gang won, they all made up, with Čeda telling Miroslav to "Stop being a Pussy", after killing him. He is also the only known slav in recorded history to be powerful enough to defeat his own babushka. And then once he did that, he went to the afterlife and killed her again, making her super dead, we're not sure how he returned to the land of the living.
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> This one time, he also kicked a soccer ball so hard that it burst a hole through the goalie. He also decapitated a local fisherman, destroyed a submarine, picked up the Titanic and threw it a million miles, with only being able to hear a split second of screaming from the passengers. He would also regularly use his invention, "The Čeda Doll", to blow everything up. Pretty sure one time he blew up about 30% of Europe by doing this. Not to mention that Čeda's kill count is so high that the reason people celebrate birthdays is because it's a challenge to survive a whole year without getting killed by him. Due to all these horrible feats, he has gained the powers of a great warrior, and that has evolved him into a Superbeing like his other three friends.
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> This brings us to current events, Čeda wanting power over Counter Strike, which would give him the ability to rule over all of slav kind. He gleefully enters his favourite place in the whole wide world, Hell, but is quickly disappointed to see that there are no poor souls in pain or being tortured in various cruel ways. Instead he is saddened to find out that Hell has become infected by a Supervirus simply known as 'Meme', transforming the once dark fiery Hades into Meme Hell. The edgy Superbeing mourns as he is on his quest to kill Mega Satan and his army and become the new king of Counter Strike. Though throughout the journey he can't help but feel like he could also stop the meme infection. But he believes with the help of his friends back at home, and with him becoming powerful enough to overthrow Mega Satan and take over Counter Strike, he may have the skills and power needed to overcome whatever is in the nucleus of the Meme disease and kill it, stopping the spread of the horrible meme.
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## Trivia

* Čeda knows all the lyrics to Linkin Park Numb .
* Čeda is a gopnik.
* Čeda has his own Twitter account where he occasionally posts
* The reason why people with seatbelts die in car crashes is because of Čeda
* The only time Čeda has ever cried was because of Djole's singing .
* Čeda can see if he needs to pull or push the door just by looking at it .
* Čeda's birthday is on June 6th, 1996.
* Čeda appeared in The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth† as co-op baby with name «Hooligan Baby».
* Čeda's idle animation is tied to the BPM of the song currently being played in the game.
* Čeda makes a brief cameo in Bone2.exe during Bones' tier list.

## Gallery

Čeda's sprite sheet in big form.Čeda's sprite sheet in small form.Čeda's sprite sheet with Spooky Pepper Shaker power up.Čeda's sprite sheet with Axe power up.Čeda's Burek cape sprite sheet.Čeda's sprite sheet with Eternal Burek power up.Čeda's Eternal Burek cape sprite sheet.Čeda's sprite sheet with Eternal Axe power up.Čeda's sprite sheet with CS:GO Knife power up.Čeda's sprite sheet with L Knife power up.Čeda's game over sprites.Čeda's Lore Book icon.Čeda on Poor 4 home loading screen.Čeda on Boring World loading screen.Čeda on Java World loading screen.Čeda on Flashlands loading screen.Čeda on Shareware City loading screen.Čeda on Spooky Hills loading screen.Čeda on Final World loading screen.Čeda on Meme Core loading screen.Čeda icons on loading screen.Čeda's portraits on Difficulties settings.Čeda Mode icon on save select menu.Čeda's amount of lives icon on save select menu.Čeda's icon on UI.Čeda on main menu.Čeda on Blood God main menu.Young Čeda's design.Young Čeda in game.Čeda in Laughing Hills design.Čeda in Poor 4 Origins.Čeda's Corpse NPC, a reference to game.bps Super Mario World romhack.A secret image in game files that was added as a joke. An edit of ending screen from Neighbors in Hell 2: Hardcore.A secret image in game files that would appear after completing the game. As LeatherIceCream stated: «its not guaranteed that ceda would make a cameo in slavija».Čeda's appearance in The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth†.Čeda's appearance in Bone2.exe.
## References

1. ↑  https://youtu.be/DEM2LWP8N6s?t=52
2. ↑  https://twitter.com/burekmaster96
3. ↑  https://twitter.com/burekmaster96/status/1255835002438213633
4. ↑  https://twitter.com/burekmaster96/status/1196533818661851137
5. ↑  https://twitter.com/burekmaster96/status/1186223242098274304