Porky

**Porky** was a major character and semi-antagonist who appeared in the first D&D Stream. He was the mayor of Waltown, owner of Walgreens, and owner of a Tavern before his death in Walmart.

He was known for betraying the party by stealing Walter the Warlock's staff after he was defeated. As an NPC, he is portrayed by DougDoug (the campaign's DM).

## Description

Porky is a Pig Dwarf with brown hair, pink skin, and black eyes. He wears a green shirt and has a large grey area around his head. It is unknown if this is a beard, wool, or a necklace / accessory of some sort. He also has two large horns at the top of his head.

It is also unknown what exactly a Pig Dwarf is, as it could either be a Half-Pig, Half-Dwarf race, or could just be a Dwarf Pig race.

Porky is known to have a very cowardly personality, often never engaging in any form of combat. He is also very envious, having plotted to steal Walter's staff in order to bring down and destroy Walmart. He can also be erratic at times, as he jumped out of a window to get oranges instead of going out of a door.

## Character History

### Meeting the Adventurers

When the Wizard, Barbarian and Bard enter the Tavern they meet Porky. He asks them to help save Waltown. But the Wizard asks for a drink instead of agreeing. Porky then gives her a glass of wine. The Barbarian then asks for an Orange juice. Porky agrees and jumps out the window, grabs an orange, and squeezes the juice onto the Barbarians hands.

The Bard then mentions wanting a reward of 2 gold which Porky initially doesn't agree to because the people are struggling and the economy isn't good. He then trys a counter offer of letting them take whatever they want from the Walmart. The Bard Offers a counter offer to that saying 1 / 2 gold, some orange juice, and they can rob the Walmart. Porky finally agrees and gives them the 1 / 2 gold and orange juice. They then leave for the Walmart.

After about 10 minutes they reach the gigantic Midevil Walmart. Porky Trembles as he looks at the Walmart. The group of four then enter.

### Floor 1 - The Food Department

When they enter, they realize that they are in the middle of the food aisle. Walter the Warlock then calls them on the microphone, saying Porky's plan won't work and to prepare to die.

Walter then summons multiple enemies to attack the group including a Dr. Pepper, Flaming Hot Cheetos, An Oreo, A bowl of cereal, and a gigantic hot pocket. After the Wizard, Barbarian, Bard, and the foods attack each other, Porky decides to be a coward and hide in the corner. Porky continues to hide in the corner as the three defeat the Dr Pepper, Flaming Hot Cheetos, and Bowl of Cereal. Walter then talks on the microphone again and summons a giant Dino Nugget to attack them.

Porky Mentions that the Dino Nugget can only see with movement but then the Barbarian yells at him because he is doing literally nothing. After the Barbarian and Bard Worked together to defeat the Dino Nugget, The Bard casts Suggestion on Porky, saying "Be beef, my friend." It is successful, and it causes Porky to eat the entire Oreo alive as the 3 Adventurers watch horrified, Porky then starts running around and yelling as the Barbarian defeats the Hot Pocket. The Bard then gives Porky a fist bump and they go to the next floor.

### Floor 2 - The Clothing Department

When they get to the next floor they notice there is three platforms suspended in midair with a hole surrounding the platforms, and a orc on the other side of the floor at a cash register. When the Barbarian steps on to the first platform Walter talks on the microphone and says that Porky will never get past the clothing department. He then tells Bert the orc to pull a lever, causing the platforms to start moving and five legless mannequins to pop out of the clothing. Then then move onto the platforms.

As the three Adventurers fight the five mannequins and defeat three of them, Porky just watched. Then Walter Talks on the microphone and says to turn off the lights. Then the other two mannequins disguise themselves to look like the Barbarian. After the three Adventurers defeat the two disguised mannequins Porky goes ahead and sees two stairs, he says they they can either go to the hardware department or the electronics department. The group decide to go to the hardware department as the Barbarian is allergic to electronics.

### floor 3 - The Hardware Department

When the enter the Hardware department Walter talks on the microphone again, saying that he doesn't care that Porky is mayor, he'll never be able to take down the appliances, get em washing machine. The washing machine then introduces all the appliances: the refrigerator, the mop, the microwave, and the giant roomba. The roomba then accidentally kills the microwave as they all move to attack the Adventurers.

The three Adventurers attack the hardware as once again porky just hides like a coward on the stairs. As he watches the roomba move he mentions that he hates roombas. The three Adventurers get upset at Porky and the Wizard says to him fuck you Porky.

They continue fighting and the Barbarian tries to defeat the mop, but he fails and says to retreat, and porky follows him as he moves right. Then, after the Bard defeats the mop, the roomba reaches them and sucks up the wizard. The Barbarian Enraged shoves Porky out of the way to try and save the Wizard. He fails, but the Bard successfuly sticks the mop into the roomba causing it to fall back and save the Wizard. The Wizard then freezes the roomba, killing it.

They then try and follow the Washing Machine as it spills acid around itself on the other side of the floor. The Barbarian goes first but slips on the soapy "water" from the mop. Porky says that maybe he should stay back and clean up the soapy "water" but the Barbarian tells him to shut the hell up. Porky then starts looking for paper towels. The Bard tells him that he likes him, but they'll turn him into bacon if he doesn't start pulling his weight. Porky responds saying he'll just get bacon from the food aisle, no need to cook him.

The Barbarian having enough, picks Porky up over his shoulder as Porky screams that he can just help here. The Barbarian tries to throw Porky, but is off balance so he ends up Wacking Porky's head into the aisle. Porky is confused and asks where he is and the Barbarian replies that he's not sorry at all.

The Barbarian frustrated with his poor performance last time tries picks up Porky again much to his complaints. The Barbarian then throws him at the washing machine, having a bit of regret midway through. Luckily Porky makes it across the acid and slams directly into the washing machine, causing it to bang it's head on the aisle and fall into the acid, which kills it.

The Bard says great job Porky. Porky is a bit proud of himself for defeating the washing machine, saying he's a hero. The Wizard and the Barbarian both congratulate Porky for doing something successfully. Porky then finds a bottle of Advil. He says he should take it himself as he was pretty hurt from being thrown, but the Adventurers threaten him, the Wizard threatens him with the Nailgun and the Barbarian threatens him with throwing him so far beneath the surface he'll never see the light of day. Porky is terrified so he throws the advil to them, and the Wizard eats it, healing her. The Bard says to shoot the nailgun at Porky.

Porky then says with his voice shaking that the stairs to the 4th and top floor, the Toy department are right here. The three Adventurers then pass ketchup to eachother and eventually the Barbarian gets it, but he then immediately loses it as he searches for the sledgehammer. Porky tries to get them to go upstairs to fight Walter, but the Adventurers tell him to shut up and the Bard throws bleach at him. The Barbarian then lunges over the acid, picks Porky up, and says you'll be my weapon. Porky says oh god as the Wizard and Bard cross over the acid and they travel to the fourth and final floor

### Floor 4 - The Toy Department

As they walk up the stairs they see aisles and aisles of toys. They then see a man in the back, he screams Porty you'll never defeat me with this magic staff cause I have the Legosaur! The pile of Legos in the right corner of that side start to move and lift up in the air building the Legosaur. Walter says to the Legosaur that he'll give the Legosaur his let's go Pikachu Nintendo Switch If it destroys the Adventurers. The Legosaur then breathes a line of fiery Legos preventing the Adventurers from crossing pass.

Porky barely dodges it and is scared of the firey Lego breath.

## Trivia

* Doug had said in the original stream of the first D&D stream that it was his plan for Porky to betray the players the entire time, which fit perfectly as people started to hate Porky.
* Porky hates roombas.
* Porky loves plain quesadillas from Taco Bell.
* When the Wizard turned the Lego Dragon into Porky a purple variant of Porky was seen.
* He may also be a Sus.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eck0yY1W-8&t=111s&ab\_channel=DougDoug
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eck0yY1W-8&t=4054s&ab\_channel=DougDoug
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eck0yY1W-8&t=4042s&ab\_channel=DougDoug
4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eck0yY1W-8&t=610s&ab\_channel=DougDoug
5. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eck0yY1W-8&t=174s&ab\_channel=DougDoug
6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eck0yY1W-8&t=111s&ab\_channel=DougDoug
7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eck0yY1W-8&t=3225s&ab\_channel=DougDoug