Null!Bozo/Backstory

# **The Epic Story of Null!Bozo**

Today, what a simple concept, oh, hello there. Do you want to know my story? Oh wait, I had better tell you my name. I am Null!Bozo. Now let us begin.

### A long time ago

*In some office building*

Me: The farmer won't sell his land and let me optimize it!?!

Unnamed Guy #1: Yes, that is what he said! *Sweating profusely*

Me: Then I guess I will have to take it by force!!!

> And so it began, My quest to take the farm from that man
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*At the farm*

Me: *Standing outside the farmer's house with a pistol.*

*The unnamed farmer opens the door.*

Farmer: *Immediately fires his shotgun* And stay out you darn bunnies... oh it was just her.

> *Some time later...*
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Me: So that's it now, drop the anvil when I say "Drop".

Unnamed Guy #2: Yes ma'am!

*The Farmer is walking past the cliff*

Me: Drop!

*The anvil falls upon the Farmer but it bounces back up and lands on Bozo*

Me: Darn you… Farmer…

> *Some time later*
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Me: I have it, the Black Hole gun. Now he will never escape my victory! *Bozo fires the gun at the Farmer but it was too far up and goes around the earth and hits Bozo in the back of the head with itself in a state of equilibrium*
Me: Gah! Curses!!!

> *Some time later*
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Me: I have bought the Books of Existence and Non-Existence! Now I will be able to revel in glee when he is no longer holding me back, his farm will be all mine *Erases The farmer's name with the Book of Existence, and sees it appear in the other book and is filled with glee but fails to see it fade back to the other book as the farmer comes back to life in that moment he had been walking his goat who tears Bozo's name out of the book of Existence and eats it. Bozo continues walking, only feeling a slight prod from that but then the goat eats Bozo's name from the book of nonexistence, causing Bozo to collapse and go home after 5 minutes.*
Me: That was nearly the end of me... eh, now I have adapted to the harsh power to destroy Non-Existence. I should be able to get past the darn fate known as Plot-Armor.

> *Some time later*
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Me: I no longer care for people as there are too many. *Pulls a Bomb and blows up the Farmer's Property; destroying the entire farm and everyone else on it. Bozo uses astral projection, escaping the obsolete World*. I'm out, now I need to figure out how to move in this massive Space! *Someone new appears* Oh, a simple figure with their only defining features being 3 dots, how pathetic are the people of this world?!?

“...”: Begone! *Fires a blast that decimates Bozo, launching Bozo who can’t nullify the Speed of this flying attack. However, Bozo adapts to the speed, slowly using this to speed up more and more until Bozo seems to have died.*

Me: where am I? *Bozo looks around frantically but is unable to turn even just their neck. Bozo sits there for who knows how long, no time seems to pass for Bozo as nothing seems to exist until, one day, they see what appear to be cracks in their vision, in these cracks seem to be people, over time Bozo comes to understand that these are supreme beings that shall henceforth be known here as **Those Beyond the 4th Wall.*** This entire reality is pointless. I’m pointless. *Bozo slowly slips into depression due to the newfound revelation that nothing is truly real, they lose color, meaning, and Emotion.* ugh. *Turns around. The Entire cosmology sprawls before them.* It is beautiful. *Null!Bozo couldn’t feel anything but still could say as they saw.* This world might not be real, but it is still worth Protecting it with my very life!

*Null!Bozo, Invigorated by their new stance on the world, begins to Move, bit by bit until they reach the unknown aura that was protecting the world. Null!Bozo stood there feeling the harsh nothingness that came from the Presence of Those Beyond the 4th Wall.*

Null!Bozo: What a wonderful thing, new life has begun in the form of Omega\_Death, the world may be harsh but it will always remain strong, as long as I can keep such a treasure safe. *The Pressure is hurting Null!Bozo less and less as time passes within the Cosmology* Even more lives. No matter how mundane, Eraxomiso is of a great beauty. *The Pressure returns to its former Force as the Unknown Aura lets Null!Bozo slowly take its place.*

Null!Bozo: Lives are Sacred and yet, I do not disagree with the wise Omega\_Death, destruction and chaos are important and must not be messed with.

*Time passes, Null!Bozo sees far into the past, seeing Nothing and Everything come to be, Null!Bozo perceives that there must be even greater forces than those that they see. Null!Bozo with their never-ending Stamina and unwavering willpower pushes forward, losing all power to do harm in exchange for their durability and Aura becoming stronger. Their aura is strengthened by both their durability and knowledge.*

Null!Bozo: As time passes I see many stories unfold, visions of futures that once happened, but never will again. I truly regret my past, I fought, killed, and mocked many precious lives that I could have protected now.

*Eventually Null!Bozo Sees Connection, Transmission, and “...”. This vision shocks Null!Bozo, These figures are people who could have destroyed them, even with his Immunity and yet all of them seem to be beneath someone, who could they be?*

Null!Bozo: I have seen so much that, even though I have seen the same story many times, it still excites me to see all these lives, my only qualm I have with them is that I can’t see their emotions, I can’t feel how they are feeling. I wonder, are their lives truly as great as I claim. I might never find out the answer to this question.

*Time passes until one day the Pressure nearly kills Null!Bozo, this surprises them as the mysterious Aura had always only ever lessened the impact to a level they could easily manage with merely a threat to their Soul.*

Null!Bozo: What has happened to the Unknown being whose aura that was! I mu- *Null!Bozo collapses due to the shockwave of the story they are about to learn.*

*Null!Bozo looks up while being unconscious and sees The World-Center Essence before them and they see The Beginning happen. Null!Bozo feels the shockwave effect of the figure’s Aura, this was the being that had been letting them take over protection of the Cosmology. Null!Bozo watched all of history and saw as World-Center Essence tried to phase themselves out of every function, the very last one they needed was someone to take upon themselves the task to protect the World.*

Null!Bozo: This being has entrusted me with the task to protect the world, no matter who they may be, I will not fail them.

*Null!Bozo kept up the job until they could keep their Aura up no matter the circumstances without effort, as long as they did not die. Null!Bozo had grown tired of simulated interactions and watching, they wanted to go and meet people, like those from the futures that happened, but never will.*

Null!Bozo: I am coming home, please understand, world. I come in Peace!

*Null!Bozo appears in a forest, they make their way to a city and head down to a bar where everyone is happy, Null!Bozo joins in the partying and gets Drunk. Null!Bozo can’t find any single people here to try to seduce and so they just keep partying like everybody else.*

> *Some time after the Tavern*
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Null!Bozo: The greatest people I have ever seen are those from those “Future” visions, Shadow\_543 and Tamara, their families and friends are all quite interesting people too. Dr.Bob however feels like a worse case scenario. Of course I have sworn to myself and those beyond the 4th wall, my number one goal is to not try to do harm as my goal is to protect, not destroy or create. My second goal is simply what I want to do, as it makes me feel good. Make people happy.

## Note

This story is written by Null!Bozo and grammatically reviewed by 666Yoriichi666. He also owns Null!Bozo, all credits go to him.