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The Hari Shake – A Painfully Boring Poem

**The Hari Shake: A Poem** is a dull, unoriginal and boring health-food-woo-promoting **'POEMvertisement'** that looks like it was written by a fifth-grader who wrote it on a wipe of toilet paper and taped it to the bathroom mirror to read it everyday, in order to brainwash the kid into believing food-woo.

Alrighty, folks! Here's the actual poem she wrote. This POEMvertisement promotes a recipe for her 'cancer-preventing' and 'easier to digest' (LOL, to supposedly prevent a poot) raw-food woo shake.

***Hari Shakes are a staple of my life***
My husband drinks them because Food Babe is his wife

But that’s not the only reason you see

He drinks them because they are so damn yummy!

***Hari Shakes are nothing fancy, just a green delicious smoothie with a name***
Acting like I invented a new drink, would make me sound so lame

I drink these gorgeous green beauties because I love getting my dark leafy greens

And because I know it will help me look like someone in their teens!

***You blend it all together with lots of vitamin and fiber rich fruit***
It’s easier to digest, preventing you from a poot.

You also get more nutrients, because blenders can breakdown the vegetable cell wall

Chewing all the time is for the cows, y’all!

***Hari Shakes are a great choice for busy lifestyles and are perfect to make the night ahead***
Knowing you have one ready in the fridge will make you sleep easier as you lay down in your bed.

***If you haven’t had a green smoothie before try this recipe tonight***
It will fill your body with lots of phytonutrient love giving your body instant light!

***Commit to exercise, loving yourself, and drinking Hari Shakes as part of your daily routine***
And you’ll experience what it is like to be a lean mean cancer preventing machine!

Yay. That was terribly boring. Sounds like a David Wolfe or Dr. Oz commercial to me. Anyways, let's get to the frickin' recipe for once...

## Food Babe’s Hari Shake: Woo-cipe alert!

Ingredients

* 4 cups kale removed from stem
* 4 large stalks of celery chopped
* 3 sprigs parsley
* 3 sprigs cilantro
* 1 pear chopped
* 1 apple chopped or 1 cup strawberries or fruit of your choice
* juice of ½ lemon
* 8 ounces of filtered water

Instructions

1. Wash all vegetables thoroughly and place into a large bowl
2. Add 8 ounces of water and lemon juice into a blender with 2 cups kale
3. Blend for 30 secs until just incorporated
4. Add additional kale, herbs and celery and keep blending for another 30 secs
5. Next add apple and pear and blend for another 30-60 secs until well combined (Do not over blend)
6. Pour mixture into 2 glass storage jars
7. Best served after chilled - especially for your first one!
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Cuddlefish

> **Normal:** "*Found near the shore, this fish tires quickly and is the ideal target for novice fishercats."*
> **Extinct:** *"Now extinct, this once abundant fish was the ideal target for novice fishercats."*
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## Cuddlefish

* Normal
* Halloween

### Location

The Bay, Open Ocean

The Cuddlefish is a Small, extremely common fish that gathers in large schools in shallow waters. It is a small, round, blue fish with darker blue fins, and most likely the first fish that a new player will catch. Because of its very low sell price, the Cuddlefish is most useful as bait for larger fish.

### Location

The Cuddlefish is found in schools in the upper waters of The Bay, and more rarely in the Open Ocean.

## Catching Guide

The Cuddlefish is arguably the easiest fish in the game to catch. You may use any Fishing Rod with any Bait, cast your rod in The Bay, hook it and reel it in without much issue. The only fish who may pose a real threat to eating your Cuddlefish before you reel it in are the Grumper and the Mustardfish.
Pistachio Almond Biscotti – Using Nasty Nut Milk Pulp

*Mmm, mmm, mmm! Another concoction of gluten!*

**Food Babe’s Pistachio Almond Biscotti** is a hilariously-awful idea Vani made up when her fridge filled up with an excess of decaying pistachio nut pulp from her previous vegan woo-milk lattes.

## Let's see the freaking recipe!

~"*The pure beauty of this recipe is that any nut pulp can be used. When I make almond milk next I plan to reverse the recipe by using almond pulp and whole toasted pistachios instead. The options are really endless. You could even add dried fruit! I might try chopped figs next time too – Mmmmm."~ from Vani's same article about this recipe*

* pistachio pulp left over from making her pistachio milk (no quantity is mentioned; how much are we gonna use, Vani?)
* 2 cups spelt flour (you can also use whole wheat or oat flour) **GLUTEN RIGHT ON THE SPOT!**
* 1 tsp baking powder
* ½ tsp salt
* 1 cup coconut palm sugar (Always rentlessly bashing cane/beet sugar for being 'toxic' and 'causing breast cancer')
* ½ cup butter or coconut oil
* 2 eggs
* 1 tsp vanilla
* zest of one lemon
* 1 cup almonds toasted

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees
2. On a large baking pan toast almonds for about 10 mins as the oven is warming
3. In one bowl add all dry ingredients (flour, salt, baking powder) and set aside
4. In another bowl, cream together sugar and butter/oil using an electric mixer
5. Add eggs one at a time, vanilla and lemon zest to sugar mixture and mix well
6. Add pistachio pulp and flour mixture alternatively until well combined
7. Stir in toasted almonds
8. Split dough into two uniform logs and place them on a large baking sheet lined with a silpat or parchment paper
9. Bake logs for 35 mins
10. Cool logs for about 5 mins, and then cut each log into diagonal pieces
11. Lay each piece back down on baking sheet (unbaked side up) for an additional 10 -15 mins each side or until golden brown
12. Cool completely before serving
Furthest Ocean

The Furthest Ocean of the map is the location past the Plateau, further than any boat can travel. Only four different species of fish reside there, and it's the emptiest portion of the map spanning far off the edge of the Kelp Plateau labyrinth. The fish that can be found there are:

* The Problematicus
* A group of Yellow Carp
* The occasional Stalker
* A single Bulbeater
Swaller

> *"The Swaller rarely come nearer to shore than the coral reef; their school can often be found roaming the distant ocean just above the dark depths."*
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## Swaller

### Location

Coral Reef

The Swaller is a Large red-pink fish with a wide-open mouth and a pale belly. Like some other Large reef fish, it swims in schools of three or more.

### Location

The Swaller swims in the Coral Reef basin, usually staying close to the seafloor in that area.

## Catching Guide

Because the seafloor of the coral basin is quite shallow, it's not necessary to have a Lightbulb equipped to find the Swaller (though it can help). It isn't particularly hard to find, since it will pursue the hook quite aggressively.
Babyjaw

> **Normal:** *"This smaller form of the Yellowjaw is considered a delicacy.*"
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> **Extinct:** "*This smaller form of the Yellowjaw used to be considered a delicacy. They are now extinct."*
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## Babyjaw

### Location

Silo

The Babyjaw is a Small green fish with a sleepy-looking expression. It is always found in the company of adult Yellowjaw, which normally have two to three Babyjaw following them. Unremarkable in most respects, the Babyjaw's relatively high sell price makes it a good Small fish to catch, provided you can avoid its parent.

### Location

The Babyjaw is found in the upper and midwaters of the Silo, accompanied by Yellowjaw.

## Catching Guide

To reach the Silo, the Collier boat is required. However, Babyjaw can be reached with even the most basic rod. Babyjaw that are accompanied by a Yellowjaw are more difficult to catch, as the Yellowjaw is faster and will always chase the bait first. However, the Yellowjaw itself is easy to catch, and once it is gone the Babyjaw will just swim around aimlessly and become easy catches themselves.
Food Babe Army Members Say The Darndest Things!

*This is part 1 of FBAMSTDT! Stay tuned for another one coming soon!*

***On Vani's Facebook page, the fisrt thing that caught my eye was an article titled "Hospital Introduces Organic Food and Uses it to Treat Patients"***

*~"Paul Davies Our forefathers knew the absolutely blindingly obvious truth that "you are what you eat". If you eat days and often weeks-old food ridden with pesticides, chemical flavour enhancers and chemical preservatives do not be surprised if you get some weird syndrome or cancer. If you then treat that illness by ingesting another petrochemical based drug don't be surprised if you are heading out of this existence.*

Eat what Mother Nature intended to you to eat and you will reverse your ailments. However, doing it these days isn't easy. I mean there is very little in the supermarket which is actually edible based on this test. You have to go out and find good organic local sources for ALL of your food."~

***Weird syndrome or cancer. 'Actually edible based on this test'. ALL of your food?! Seriously? There is so much woo and right-wing-nuttiness going on here, it's a pain in the ass to wrap your head around it.***

*~"Lorrett V Coll HI Food Babe, Can you please tell me if all of the fruits and vegetables in the Produce Junctions are GMO??"~*

***Seriously, again? Most fruits and vegetables are NOT genetically altered on the market! Only a small handfull have their genes ironed (pun intended) by what Vani calls 'paid shillies for Monsanto'. To even fathom this thought is rather a paranoid idea...***
Sizzer

> *The clever Sizzer uses his sharp beak to snap fishing lines.*
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## Statistics

The Sizzer is a Medium yellow-orange fish with a distinctive beak-shaped mouth. They gather in groups of three, accompanied by a number of Baby Sizzer.

### Location

Sizzer are found in the waters of the Open Sea, midway between the surface and the deep ocean. They are almost completely stationary, except when a nearby Sizzer or Baby Sizzer is hooked.

## Catching Guide

Although Sizzer are quite easy to find, they can be hard to catch. When one Sizzer is hooked, the others within view range will try to snap your line and free your catch. The Flick rod upgrade can help dislodge the attacking Sizzer as you reel in your catch.

Alternatively, it is possible to selectively drive away any other Sizzer using bombs, but this is risky as there is potential to scare off your target as well.

A school of Sizzer and Baby Sizzer
David Wolfe

**David 'Avocado' Wolfe** is a professional troll who 'specializes' in superfoods, raw food woo, reflexology, and undoubtedly advertising his products on InfoWars.

Avocado believes himself to be the ultimate 'rockstar' and 'Indiana Jones' of the quacked-up medicine and superfood kingdom, but in reality, he's a snake oil salesperson who has lied to uneducated sick people about nutrition and how our bodies process food in order to sell his products.

~"*This is hilarious. You may have seen David Wolfe, the raw food guru who promotes the Nutri-Bullet. The Nutri-Bullet is a machine that makes smoothies. His TV infomercials are aired round-the-clock. Wolfe claims that "chocolate is an octave of the sun."*

What the hell does that mean????

I really have nothing against the guy. In his defense, he promotes a healthy lifestyle through nutrition. He's a modern-day Jack Lalanne.

Selling and marketing is as old as recorded history. He's riding a wave and cashing in. Welcome to America. Buyer beware.

I do feel a bit sorry for his disciples, who apparently follow him in cult-like fashion. Skeptics and "haters" leave some really funny comments on his YouTube videos. Here's a good one:

People like this dumb f\*\*\* David Wolfe are the reasons I can't get my mom on a vegan diet. She just assumes all vegans are babbling idiots like this retard and think their reasons for being vegan is just that they're hippies."~ some creepy conspiracy site
Craftsman's Potion

```

 Crafting things at workstations takes time... For others!

 ### Item ID :

 *Unknown*

 ### Stack Size :

 *1*

 ### Effects :

 Instantly craft items at Workstations

```

Information

The Craftsman's Potion allows you too instantly craft things that would normally take time to-do.

Crafting

Workstation required: Alchemy Table

* Recipe One
	+ Base Essence:  x5 Buckwheat
	+ Magical Essence:  x1 Magic Dust

* Recipe Two
	+ Base Essence:  x5 Quinoa
	+ Magical Essence:  x1 Magic Dust

* Recipe Three
	+ Base Essence:  x5 Grain
	+ Magical Essence:  x1 Magic Dust

* Recipe Four
	+ Base Essence:  x5 Cassava root
	+ Magical Essence:  x1 Magic Dust

Trivia

* When the Craftsmans Potion was first introduced it also gave you the ability too instantly cook or smelt with out requiring the station to be lit and fueled.
YTP: Colombophobic Food Babe Endorses Satanism

this YTP is longer parody of YTP Alchoholic Barney Endorse Santanism. instead of barney, its (mostly) FOOD BABE! also get to see her drinking vodka and eating people (like barny did!) She does it!

## Characters:

* food babe
* barny
* Jayden Carter (DONT FUCKING SMILE!!!!!!)
* Amie carter
* 123reference dancing penguin
* "Asshole!"
* Vodka
* Mario and Luigi
Bow Drill

```

 ### Item ID :

 7

 ### Stack Size :

 1

## Dismantles Into

 x1 Stick

 x1 Primitive Stick Bow

 x1 Bark

 x1 Stone

## Destruction Yeilds

 x2 Wooden Pieces

```

Information

The *Bow Drill* is another means other than using Flint Lighter to make fire and there for can be used to lit anything you normally would with the Flint Lighter.

Crafting

* Recipe
	+ File:Stick.png x1 Stick
	+ File:Primitive Stick Bow.png x1 Primitive Stick Bow
	+ x1 Bark
	+ File:Stone.png x1 Stone
Dragon

> **Normal:** *"The Legendary Dragon is primarily ovivorous. He is highly sensitive to high frequency sound waves."*
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> **Extinct:** *"The Legendary Dragon was primarily ovivorous. He was highly sensitive to high frequency sound waves."*
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## Dragon

### Location

The Drop-off

The Dragon is a Huge fish, and the biggest fish in the game. It is considered one of the hardest fish to catch, and is tied for most valuable with the Sodafish. The Dragon dislikes sound waves, and so will avoid fishing lines that are using sonar. It will only eat eggs, specifically the eggs of the Mamo.

### Location

The Dragon is found swimming in the Drop-Off. It can be seen on the sonar, however having the sonar turned on will cause it to flee to the east.

## Catching Guide

The bare minimum required to catch a Dragon are a boat and a rod with at least two Diving Lure upgrades. Although theoretically possible without, it is recommend to equip the Master Rod as well as the Collier, to maximize speed and maneuverability. Further useful gear can include a Lightbulb (optimally paired with the Battery Pack hat to extend the bulb's time) and flick.

You will need:

* Rod upgrades: Diving Lure (at least two) and Sinker. Optionally Glitterbait. This is for both attracting the Dragon's attention and then outpacing it as you make your way down to the Mamo's den.
* Master Rod, for line length and maneuverability in the water.
* A Lightbulb, for navigating the cave.
* As many Gauge and Improved Crank upgrades as you have room for if playing on Realism Mode.

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The Dragon must be hooked using the egg of the Mamo as bait. It does not require a huge hook or mega hook, only the egg. The Mamo's nest is located in a cave below the right side of the rock that separates the Coral Basin from the Silo. Often, the Dragon can be found directly above this cave. Bear in mind that it will not appear if your sonar is turned on.

In order to get the Mamo's egg on your line, you will need to attract the attention of the Dragon by hovering a baited line near it. Glitterbait can help with this, as the Dragon is very fast. Once the Dragon is chasing your line, you will need to reach the Mamo's nest. Once at the nest, the Mamo will be intimidated by the Dragon and flee, allowing you to steal its egg. The egg can then be brought out of the cave and used to catch the Dragon.

The Dragon seen briefly on the radar before fleeing.
Bulbfish

> **Normal:** *"Fields of Bulbfish light up the dark depths. Catching one intact allows you to harness their light.*"
>
> **Extinct:** *"Once a light source for the dark depths, fragments of this extinct fish's natural bulb still litter the ocean floor."*
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## Bulbfish

### Location

The Bay, Open Sea (deep ocean)

The Bulbfish is a Small greenish-yellow fish that is easily identified by its bright yellow glow. Hooking one allows it to act as a lightbulb. They are related to the Angle. This fish is used as bait for the Maw, which exclusively feeds on Bulbfish in the darkness of the deep oceans. Catching a Bulbfish intact will unlock the Lightbulb Lure. Catching a Bulbfish while swimming will result in the Bulbfish lighting up. While swimming with (or near) a Bulbfish light, actively swimming consumes less breath.

### Location

Bulbfish are found in deep, dark waters throughout the Bay and the Open Sea. At night, they are closer to the surface.

## Catching Guide

The Bulbfish can be caught with any size of bait, and is easy to find due to its bright light. In the early game, it may be easier to catch and reel in at night, since it comes closer to the surface. However, it is generally much easier to catch it by upgrading from the basic rod.

A Bulbfish in the mouth of the Maw.
Underfin

> *This fish was somehow found lurking under the map.*
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## Statistics

The Underfin is a medium black and gray fish. It is a secret fish and will not show up in the Catalog until caught.

### Location

You can find Underfin underneath the map at the bottom of the Deep Cave in the Coral Reef.

## Catching Guide

There are two methods to catch Underfin, the easier method that only works on realism, is to grab a conpas with a huge hook and guide it until its under the map, then wait around and wiggle it until an underfin bites. The other method that works on classic involves letting the lure rest on the nearby fossil so it won't snap and moving your boat left, then right again to make the lure sink under the map.

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Trillow

> **Normal:** *These peculiar, blue fish swim in a large circle. They are exceptionally fast and easily startled.*
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> **Extinct:** *These peculiar, blue fish once swam in a large circle. They were exceptionally fast and easily startled.*
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## Statistics

The Trillow is a Small fish with a teal-blue body and swooping fins. It swims in large, repeating circles. The Trillow is fairly easy to catch and, for being an early-game fish, has a high price that makes it well worth catching and selling. It has a slightly larger variant, the Dire Trillow, which is found in the Coral Reef.

### Location

The Trillow is found in the mid-waters of the Open Ocean, usually just below or to the side of where Sizzer and Chompy can be found. Its large swimming pattern and habit of schooling means that this fish is relatively easy to spot.

## Catching Guide

Although it can be found on the western end of the Open Ocean, the Trillow is too far to reach from shore even with a rocket, so at least the Speedboat is required. It is located in the same area as more aggressive fish such as Sizzer, so it can be a good idea to clear out the area with bombs, but this isn't strictly necessary. On Realism mode, the Trillow will spin in circles as it's reeled in, similar to a Roundfin or Seraph.
Gallina

> **Normal:** *"Quick to flee from larger fish, the fearful Gallina most often swims in frantic and scattered schools."*
> **Extinct:** *"Not quick enough it seems, the once fearful Gallina is now extinct."*
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## Gallina

### Location

Open Ocean

The Gallina is a pale-bodied Small fish that swims in large schools, similarly to the Cuddlefish. Thanks to their reasonably high value for an early-game fish and how plentiful they are, they are a good source of money for new fishers.

### Location

The Gallina is found across the Open Ocean and in the furthest eastern waters of the Bay. From the shore, a rocket is required to reach them.

## Catching Guide

A bait, that's all. Don't really care about other fishes.
Yellow Carp

> *"These fish swim in schools in the most distant waters past the plateau."*
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The Yellow Carp is a large, yellow, black and white fish with orange eyes, that lives in schools far off into the ocean.

### Location

Yellow Carp are found roaming in the deepest waters of the eastern Furthest Ocean. They wander slightly beyond the Labyrinth, and require a Master Rod, with the Sinker upgrade, and the Explorer hat.

## Catching Guide

The Yellow Carp is relatively easy to reel in in Classic mode, as in Realism mode. In Realism mode, Gauge upgrades are not necessary to catch it, although always recommended alongside a Lightbulb, some Bombs to deter Bulbeaters, (if you choose to bring bombs, you should have Detonator), and a Deep Sonar to help find the school of Yellow Carp.

With your Tech Boat, which is necessary for catching the Yellow Carp, drive as far as possible to the right, then cast straight down to the lowest possible depth attainable with The Master Rod and the Explorer Hat. Once in that position, look in all directions for the school, ideally with the Flick upgrade. Large bait is required to hook the Yellow Carp.
Flick

### Effect

Hit CTRL to flick the line towards the mouse if it is snagged. This may break the line.

### Unlock

After snagging your line on the seafloor.

## Purchase Cost

### Master Rod

$32,000

**Flick** is a rod upgrade. It unlocks after snagging your line on the seafloor. By pressing CTRL you can drag your bait into the direction your mouse is aiming at, potentially freeing it from a rock or obstacle that might break your line. Flick's effect is amplified by the Fennec Hat.

## Usefulness

Flick is very useful, especially when catching larger or more powerful fish that can drag your line into the seabed. It is also useful when getting out of rocks or trying to sink faster to a desired location.

Flick can also be used if your line gets snagged by a fish you do not desire. After you free your line, you will always get the bait that was used to catch that level of fish (Ex. Medium bait for freeing a line with a medium fish.) This can be further exploited when using using a Huge Hook as you can chain it with any fish you like.

Flick can be used early on, before the Sinker rod attachment is acquired. Flicking downwards to get some depth, you can use it to get some fish you would normally need the Explorer Hat for, such as the Crystal Fish.

Flick has a recharging time. If you flick too much in a short period of time, each subsequent flick in that short time gets worse, but if you wait about 3 seconds, the flick recharges fully and can reused the same way. Fennec makes this effect much weaker, allowing you to do more bigger flicks for a longer period of time, but it will take slightly longer to recharge at about 5 seconds.

## Trivia

Some fish such as the Lumina for some reason do not get flicked off the line, this is most likely a bug.

Flicking when your line is stuck on a rock may not always work and your line will just move a little and then teleport back to where it was stuck.
Regina

> *"The self-proclaimed queen of all fish, banished for her tyranny, now serves as the Ancient Kingfish's most loyal companion."*
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## Regina

### Location

Rocky Plateau

The Regina is a Large red fish with a yellow underbody. It has the distinctive crown mark imprinted on her head, being a minion of the Ancient Kingfish.
The Regina is usually found swimming alongside a Bishop and its name comes from the word *Reginal*, meaning queenly.

### Location

The Regina is found in the Rocky Plateau area which is reachable via the Tech Boat. It resides in the first cave which must be broken by a Buffalofish. Once the cave is broken, Regina will swim out and stay around The Plateau area. At this point, Regina may swim at any depth - from deep water all the way up your boat.

## Catching guide

Catching the Regina cannot be done by normal means if the Ancient Kingfish hasn't already been caught. The only way it will take your bait is if you're in the process of reeling the Ancient Kingfish in. In that case, Regina will sacrifice herself and swim to your hook. A large bait is needed. Alternatively, after you catch the Ancient Kingfish and wait for a while, the Regina will swim back to the Ancient Kingfish cave where it can be easily caught with a large bait.
Moon Juice: Buy Our Shit!

**~"*This is pretty intense. Even for me. I had to take a few hits off my salt bong. Basically her chakras are so powerful they are overwhelming the negative energy from the chemtrails and they are dripping green juice which a peace tree is growing from and Himalayan pink salt which she will vape with some pcp laced weed."~ some random user on Chow Babe's article about Moon Juice's "Sex Dust" the picture looks as it were decorated on Drawception.***

***~"I can't wait for all the new toys! My first vagi-steam, 'lil tykes mini iron lung, Hello Kitty Sun-Octave Vibrating Chocolate Maker, and of course a beginners Iphone assembly station for when your parents sell you into indentured servitude because they went broke on all your wootritious foods."~ another frickin' Facebook user***

Oh crap. Where do I begin with all the new-agey medicine Moon Juice promotes on their Facebook page? My eyes are aching from reading all these words on the screen, and all I want to do is poke some fun at a handful of Moon Juice's Product Line.

Guess we'll start off with the sprouted-walnut meme:

## Let's Get Cosmic Here, Ladies!

   In the ridiculously cosmic picture on the right shows a jar filled with water, with walnuts floating on the top like a cluster of floating turds. Bacon claims this silly practice to 'activate magical cosmic powers' in these poor 'dormant' nuts for health-enhancing qualities.

Heck, Bacon stretches outside the edge of established science to the point of fibbing that phytic acid 'causes bloating and breakouts'.

its fuckin' unnesacerry to do this fuckin' wet practise and can place fuckin' water/air germs into the fuckin' walnuts/ pecans/ almonds/ hazelnuts/ etc! you can get sick from it and vomit fuckin' everywhere! cooking/roasting makes nuts easy digest and tasty....

WTF Moon Juice... SRSLY???!!!
Bishop

> *"This loyal fish protects the royal fish family, never sleeping and always ready to sacrifice its own life for their defense."*
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## Bishop

### Location

Ancient Kingfish cave

A Bishop is a long and thin Medium fish serving the Ancient Kingfish. It protects him by pulling the hook in a way that the player risks snapping the line if the hook is pulled too much.

### Location

Bishop is found in the Ancient Kingfish cave swimming behind him or with the Regina before grabbing the Ancient Kingfish. After doing so it can be found swimming around the cave.

### Catching guide

You need medium or large bait. You may want to bomb the fish around it in the Ancient Kingfish cave.
Garder

> **Normal:** *The Garder patrol the coral reef. They tend to bite the bait before it can reach more valuable fish.*
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> **Extinct:** *The Garder once patrolled the coral reef. They tended to bite the bait before it could reach more valuable fish.*
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## Garder

"The Garder patrol the coral reef. They tend to bite the bite before it can reach more valuable fish."

## Statistics

The Garder is a small, and a fully intact one can be sold for $2,200, or it may be casted out for medium bait. Garder fish are brown and small, hiding in the Coral reef among other fish, and will bite the bait before it can go any further, which is annoying when you're aiming for others.

They tend to see the bait before the other fish do, and chase it down and bite on. Garders are not specifically attracted to any time, but come out any part of the day or night.

## Catching Guide

A bait, that's all.

Garder fish in a video of how to catch it on youtube
Cavin

> *"This fish swims the length of the caverns beneath the ocean floor."*
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The Cavin is a relatively unremarkable Medium greenish-yellow fish that gathers in small groups near the seafloor.

### Location

The Cavin can be found in the deep ocean, along the seafloor of the Bay. They remain in a particular spot directly below the shore, where they swim up and down in place.

## Catching Guide

Like most deep ocean fish, the Sinker rod upgrade helps greatly when trying to catch a Cavin. It can be used to sink down along the shoreline cliff, which is almost directly on top of this fish's spawn location. Cavin are easy to find as they do not move from this spot, but a Lightbulb lure may be necessary to pinpoint their location without sonar.

Cavin in their usual swimming pattern
Cuda

> *"This fish will grind your line with its teeth to snap it once it's hooked."*
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## Cuda

### Location

Rocky and Kelp Plateau

Cuda is a medium, green fish with very sharp large teeth. It looks aggresive and acts so.

### Location

Cuda swims in far right side of the Rocky Plateau and in almost all of the Kelp Plateau just above the seafloor. Several Cuda often tend to gather next to each other.

## Catching guide

There are 2 ways to catch Cuda, with the second requiring a bit more skill. Cuda cannot be caught normally like other Medium fish because when she bites the hook, she snaps it soon after. Things you should have to catch Cuda the first way:

1. Medium or large bait.
2. 5 Improved Crank because **IT'S A VERY FAST FISH**.
3. Bombs and detonator to scare away Bulbeaters (not necessary).

After you get everything get her attention and just simply guide her towards the boat. Catch her just below the surface so she cannot snap the line.

Second way: Things you will need to have:

1. Medium or Large bait.
2. Flick.
3. Bombs and detonator to scare away Bulbeaters (not necessary).

Once you got all of this, get Cuda's attention and then go on the left side, flick higher, go to the right side, flick higher, and repeat until he is enough close to the boat. This paradox needs to be done enough fast, so that Cuda won't catch you in the worst moment.
Captain's Hat

**Captain's Hat** is a Hat. It prevents huge hooks and mega hooks from disappearing after one cast, allowing them to be used twice. However, it also causes the Shark to constantly follow the boat.

## Usefulness

The Captain's Hat is primarily useful when catching Huge fish, as it gives more leeway for failed casts or Large fish accidentally biting the hook. It is particularly valuable when catching the Abyssal, since the mega hook is so expensive. The Shark following the boat can be seen as a major nuisance, but since it has a decently long respawn time catching it will prevent any accidental bites for a while.

Fishing up the Captain's Hat is one way to obtain the **Super Swag** achievement, which is awarded for fishing up a Legendary or Mythic hat.

## How to Acquire

Like most hats in *Cat Goes Fishing*, the Captain's Hat is obtained by finding it underwater and fishing it up. Hats can be hooked even if the bait has already been eaten (provided the Scouting rod upgrade is equipped).

While searching for hats, they show up as distinctive icons on the sonar and deep sonar. In addition, hats seen floating in the water will eventually sink to the seabed if not caught, requiring the use of the Sinker rod upgrade to find them and pull them up.
Gupper

> *"The Gupper flock in the mid-sea basin, avoiding the more aggressive cavern fish."*
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## Gupper

### Location

Open Sea (deep ocean)

The Gupper is a Large reddish-coloured fish that moves in small, slow-moving schools of two to three individuals.

### Location

The Gupper is found in both the deep water of the Open Sea and the uppermost waters of the Caverns. It swims about near the seafloor above the chasm and occasionally in the chasm itself. It is sometimes found near the coral tree (the large seafloor structure resembling a tree on the seafloor of the Open Sea).

## Catching Guide

Since the Gupper lives quite deep, a Sinker rod upgrade and Lightbulb help in reaching it. It occasionally swims under rock shelves in the chasm, and so can sometimes snag the line once hooked. The Flick upgrade can help prevent this.
Turgeon

> *"This predator lives to chase his prey, the Sibilfin. He fears the surface and will relentlessly fight if he sees the sun."*
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## Statistics

The Turgeon is a Large red fish with a very prominent lower jaw and tiny fins. As its Catalog entry states, this fish is usually found chasing the Medium-sized Sibilfin, although without player intervention it will never catch one since the Sibilfin is slightly faster.

### Location

Turgeon are found at shallow and midwater depths in the eastern section of the Bay and the west Open Ocean, chasing Sibilfin in broad zigzagging patterns. While it's much easier to find with a boat, sometimes this chase pushes it west into the eastern waters of the Bay, where it can be reached with a rocket.

## Catching Guide

The Turgeon is a somewhat difficult catch both in Realism mode and Classic mode, due to the difficulties in catching its attention with the hook. However, the Turgeon will appear in a pair with an associated Sibilfin, and if a Sibilfin is caught then its associated Turgeon will stop moving. This makes it a much easier catch.

The Turgeon will also fight quite hard in Realism mode when dragged into shallow water, so a Gauge upgrade can be useful when trying to catch one with a weaker rod.
Stankfin

> *"When threatened, the Stankfin climbs to the top of the caverns for safety."*
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## Stankfin

### Location

Cavern

The Stankfin is a Large fish with a mottled greenish body, brown fins, and a brown head with two visible fangs. The Stankfin's appearance is a direct reference to the Sea Bear from Spongebob SquarePants. All of its qualities are the same as that of the one from the show.

### Location

The Stankfin is found in the Caverns close to the shore. It is fairly common and typically swims near the top of the Caverns. It is often found in the same place as Cavefish, Carver and Threshers.

## Catching Guide

Because the Stankfin typically swims up near the higher level of the Caverns, it can be reached without any need for the Master Rod. It can easily be lured out with bait as it will pursue the lure fairly aggressively. However, they are not the fastest of fish. It does not require any particular strategies to catch.

A Stankfish chasing an eaten Mustardfish.
Nightfall

**Nightfall** is a Hat. It stops the sun from rising, making it permanently night, and increases the frequency of storms.

## Usefulness

The Nightfall hat is a very specific but useful hat. For players seeking nighttime fish or those that only come out during storms (such as the Noctis or Stormy), using this hat skips the time it would take to wait for night to roll around, and increases the chance of getting a storm.

It can also be helpful when navigating the ocean underwater in search of a specific fish. During the night most Small fish swim away, and the hook can more easily be steered to avoid the larger fish that remain.

Fishing up the Nightfall hat is one way to obtain the **Swag** achievement, which is awarded for fishing up your first hat.

## How to Acquire

Like most hats in *Cat Goes Fishing*, the Nightfall hat is obtained by finding it underwater and fishing it up. Hats can be hooked even if the bait has already been eaten (provided the Scouting rod upgrade is equipped).

While searching for hats, they show up as distinctive icons on the sonar and deep sonar. In addition, hats seen floating in the water will eventually sink to the seabed if not caught, requiring the use of the Sinker rod upgrade to find them and pull them up.
Ian

## Sam

"*A very wise person once said... and this was earlier today... they said that the lighthouse represents the thing that you want the most. So, whatever that is, I hope you get it.*"
―Ian to Vee (film)
**Sam 'Ian'**  is a character in the book, and subsequent film adaptation, Nerve; he becomes Vee Delmonico's partner in NERVE.

## Biography

* Book
* Film

## Personality

* Book
* Film
Ian is outgoing wanting escape to the mountains

## Relationships

* Vee
* Ty
* Tommy
* Sydney
* Liv
Magnalav

> **Before catch:** *"Though once thought no more than myth, this marvelous beast indeed exists. Swimming with large bait attracts it."*
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> **After catch:** *"Though once thought to be a myth, it seems its eventual discovery was only a matter of time."*
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> **Extinct:** *"Did you really think this would work? I already told you, it's a myth. Nothing more than a myth, I'm sure."*
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## Magnalav

### Location

Drop-Off and Open Ocean

The Magnalav is a Huge fish with a lumpy purple body and rounded fins. Originally added as part of the 2019 Halloween update in a buggy state, it was removed and later added back in with the August 2022 update. In the 2023 Ancient Ancestors update, its approach conditions were changed, and it became easier to attract.

### Location

The Magnalav can be found past the Drop-Off, sitting in the deepest parts of the Distant Ocean beyond the Silo. It will appear on the player's Sonar if they remain still for some time. However, it will quickly disappear if the player makes any movements.

## Catching Guide

The Magnalav's behavior is complex and very involved. There are 2 proven ways of catching the Magnalav as of now.

You need to idle for a while and wait for it to appear on your Sonar. This can be accomplished at any part of the map. Once it appears, you should lightly tap your movement, ensuring that it is not too much that it goes into the depths, until you arrive back at the shore. Once back at the shore, you must un-equip the boat. The Magnalav will not swim away if you throw your bait. You will need a mega hook and a large bait. You should also unequip Sinker, as the Magnalav approaches very slowly towards bait. Once hooked, it is unable to break your line, so you should fully pull the line, so the Magnalav doesn't swim deeper and catch on rocks.

The "intended" second method involves changing your time, which allows catching the Magnalav on your boat. Change it to the 31st of October, 2019 at 19:15, and go to The Silo. The Magnalav will shoot up from the ground and follow your boat. Repel is needed for Bloopers and Old Cuspers, and the player cannot have the Sinker equipped. Then cast your bait down. The Magnalav will slowly come towards your bait as long as you do not flick, move, or reel in. Once it gets sufficiently close, change your time back to the present, and it will hook.

The Magnalav teasing the player by appearing on the sonar after the player hasn't moved their boat for a while.The Magnalav stuck on some rocks at the seafloor.Magnalav slowly approaching bait in the darkness (click image to see it better)
Rising Lure

**Rising Lure** is a rod upgrade. It causes your lure to rise vertically when you reel, in addition to the diagonal pull that comes from simply reeling.

## Usefulness

The Rising Lure is the more useful companion to the Diving Lure. The rising effect stacks with the effect of reeling, causing a hooked fish to rise to the surface faster. It pairs well with other reel lures such as Improved Crank, allowing you to potentially outspeed hungry predators while reeling in a catch.

Since reeling causes fish to rise, it can also somewhat counteract downward pull from fish on the line in Realism mode. Because it only stacks up to two times, it is unable to fully cancel out strong pull from Huge fish, but it does help in bringing difficult catches to the surface a little faster.

Equipping a Rising Lure to your rod will earn you the **Slow Motion** achievement.

Stacking two Rising Lure upgrades on your rod will earn you the **Patience** achievement.

Equipping both a Diving Lure and a Rising Lure upgrade to your rod will earn you the **Fine Tuning** achievement.
Lumina

> **Normal:** *This luminous fish is found in the deep ocean, only visiting more shallow water under the cover of darkness.*
> **Extinct:** *This luminous fish was once found in the deep ocean, only visiting more shallow waters under the cover of darkness.*
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## Statistics

The Lumina is an extremely distinctive Medium fish with a luminous, glowing blue body. If their bright glow is removed, their bodies can be seen to have a blue-green gradient. It is often found near Felish, another deep-ocean fish which uses it as light.

### Location

The Lumina can be found throughout the deep ocean, from the depths of the Bay to the Open Sea. It is very easy to spot, since its bright blue glow stands out among the darkness and the dimmer light of Bulbfish. At night, Lumina swim up to the surface and can be caught in the shallows and mid-ocean waters.

## Catching Guide

The Lumina is quite easy to catch with the use of a Sinker rod upgrade, as it swims up and down in the Depths and will lunge at any bait that comes within range. However, if the player does not yet have access to the Sinker (or a boat to move the line with) then it can be helpful to clear a path using bombs. This also helps to stop the Lumina from getting eaten by larger fish as it is reeled in.

It can also be easier to simply wait for nightfall or wear the Nightfall hat, as the Lumina's behaviour means that it is very easy to hook when close to the surface.

A Lightbulb can help with catching the Lumina, as with any Depths fish, but isn't essential since the Lumina is very easy to spot.
Boats

**Boats** are the main form of transport in *Cat Goes Fishing*. They are purchased from the Boat Shop, which is unlocked at Level 8. The boat you have determines the distance you can travel across the map.

When the player moves out to sea, they cannot sell fish directly. Instead, fish must be thrown backwards into the boat, where they are stored. Caught fish can be sold in bulk once the player returns to shore.

Boats do not have to be purchased in order of price or quality.

## Basic Boat

   *A slow moving boat that can't travel far from shore.*

The first boat available to a new player, the basic boat cannot travel very far from shore. It can hold a maximum of 5 fish.

The Basic Boat is purchased from the Boat Shop for $35,000.

## Good Boat

   *An improved boat that holds up to eight fish,*

The Good Boat can travel further than the Basic Boat, allowing the player to reach the Open Ocean. It moves at approximately the same speed as the Basic Boat, and can hold a maximum of 8 fish.

The Good Boat is purchased from the Boat Shop for $120,000.

## Speedboat

   *Travels faster than other boats but holds fewer fish.*

The Speedboat travels further than the Good Boat, reaching approximately the midpoint of the Open Ocean. It moves faster than either the Basic Boat or the Good Boat, but can only hold a maximum of 6 fish.

The Speedboat is purchased from the Boat Shop for $240,000.

## Dark Boat

    *Decreases battery drain on Lightbulbs by half!*

The Dark Boat travels further than the Speedboat, and is able to reach almost to the reef wall. It moves at approximately the same speeds as the Basic Boat and Good Boat, but as an added bonus it causes the Lightbulb timer to count down slower, extending the duration. It can hold a maximum of 6 fish.

The Dark Boat is purchased from the Boat Shop for $360,000.

## Luxury Boat

    *Travels quite far but isn't very fast.*

Prior to the Halloween 2019 update, the Luxury Boat was the best boat in the game. It moves at approximately the same speeds as the Basic Boat and Good Boat, but travels much further than either and is able to reach the Coral Reef. It can hold a maximum of 8 fish.

The Luxury Boat is purchased from the Boat Shop for $720,000.

## Collier

*Travels quickly and holds many fish.*

The Collier was, before the release of the Tech Boat, the best boat in the game, and was added during the Halloween 2019 update. It moves at the same speed as the Speedboat but has a vastly superior range to any previous boat, allowing the player to reach as far as The Silo. It can hold a maximum of 16 fish.

The Collier is purchased from the Boat Shop for $1,500,000.

## Tech Boat

*Penetrates sonar jammers.*

The Tech Boat allows the use of sonar in The Silo area and beyond to the Plateau and Furthest Ocean, without any interference. It holds 16 fish and travels further and faster than the Collier.

The Tech Boat can be purchased from the Boat Shop for $5,000,000 after you have caught the "Phase" introduced in the "Ancient Ancestors" update and the "Abyssal".
Pennyfin

> **Normal:** *Pennyfin live in the coral reef. They instinctually dive down once hooked, but they lack the stamina to fight for very long.*
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## Statistics

Pennyfin is a Small Exotic purple fish with a big fin on the top and a smaller fin on the bottom. Being worth $11,500, they are relatively valuable considering how easy it is to catch.

### Location

They can be found at the Coral Reef during the day and night.
Cavefish

> *"The common Cavefish populate the caverns below the ocean floor, their yellow eyes adapted for life in the deep."*
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## Cavefish

### Location

Caverns

The common Cavefish is a Large fish that populates the vast Caverns below the ocean floor. Their yellow eyes are adapted for the deep and their scales mostly make them blend in with the steep and rocky surroundings. They seem to be the most ordinary and realistic daily basis fish in the Caverns. Values of the Cavefish are considerably low for their more mid/late game turf and time spent to catch them

### Location

Found throughout the Caverns, tucked away far within the rigid walls.

## Catching guide

They can commonly be found on the roofs of caves that are near the shore. They don't put much of a fight if any, they most likely wiggle their body without tugging on the line.
Mustardfish

> *"Mustardfish are abundant. They make good bait for large fish and can be found ranging from shallow waters to the dark depths."*
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## Mustardfish

* Normal
* Halloween

### Location

Everywhere

The Mustardfish is an extremely common Medium fish with a pale yellow body, it inspired the design of many fish after the distant sea. Even in the early game it is not very useful for money, as its value is fairly low. However, due to how common it is, it is very useful as bait for larger fish. It will chase after hooked Small fish and bait, but is not fast enough to be much of a threat.

On Halloween, its appearance changes to blue with grey eyes.

### Location

Mustardfish are found widely throughout the map, primarily in the Bay and the Open Sea, at most depths above the seafloor.