Charlemagne

* Not Screaming
* Festive
* Screaming

~~He complained loudly enough to have his own page.~~ ***THE EDITORS OF THIS WIKI DECIDED I WAS WORTHY OF THE HONOR OF HAVING MY OWN PAGE DEDICATED TO MY LEGACY.*** ~~He also wished to have his page edited under his own discretion.~~ ***THIS PAGE CONTAINS NOTHING BUT VERIFIABLE, INDUBITABLE TRUTH.***

*~~Charlemagne~~* ***THE ORNATE CHARLEMAGNE*** ~~(informally *Charles*)~~ is a hat originating from Polythreme and ~~belonging to~~ ***IN THE UNWANTED CUSTODY OF*** The Bandaged Man.

## ***THE MANY*** Relationships ***OF THE ORNATE CHARLEMAGNE***

#### Able Price

Charlemagne's relationship with Able is ~~largely caustic~~ ***NONEXISTENT***; he finds him unimpressive at best and the epitome of the uneducated slums at worst. He wishes to have nothing to do with him ***AND HOPES THAT HE NEVER COMES BACK TO MY RESPECTABLE ESTABLISHMENT***.

#### Thomas Jones

Charlemagne finds Thomas's position as the head of ~~a business~~ ***A MOCKERY OF LONDON'S ECONOMIC SECTOR*** respectable, but loathes the illegality and his other, off the book services. ***HE COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER, INSTEAD OF LYING STAGNANT AMONG LONDON'S SLUMS.***

#### Agatha Esen

Charlemagne is ~~disgusted~~ ***COMPLETELY DISGUSTED*** by Agatha's demeanor and unapologetic attitude. He takes issue with her not having any shame in her past life in the Fourth City ***ASSOCIATING WITH DEVILS AND VICES.***

#### Pearl

Charlemagne is disgusted by Pearl as a Rubbery woman ***AND A POOR LABORER*** and is very likely to insult her, ~~accidentally or otherwise.~~

#### The Bandaged Man

Charlemagne ~~believes himself to be~~ ***IS*** the mentor for the Bandaged Man, ~~intent on teaching him how to act among society's less forgiving circles~~ ***TEACHING HIM HOW TO REINTEGRATE INTO SOCIETY WITHOUT MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF.*** He appreciates his ***ILL GOTTEN*** prestige in housing but finds his general state of being ~~unappealing~~ ***VILE.***

#### Virgil

The deacon's position as a respected civil authority appeals to Charlemagne ***BUT HIS ASSOCIATIONS WITH THE INFERNAL IS UNFORGIVABLE.*** He ***BEGRUDGINGLY*** respects Virgil's authority in the populace but finds his involvement with the ostracized and impoverished ~~inadvisable.~~ ***A FOOL'S GAME.***

## ***THE IDEAL*** Personality ***OF THE ORNATE CHARLEMAGNE***

Charlemagne is a bit ~~stuck up~~ ***SELECTIVE ABOUT HIS CONNECTIONS.*** Rather caustic and ~~generally vain~~ ***WISELY FOCUSED ON PERSONAL CLEANLINESS AND STATELY APPEARANCE.*** A bit of a romantic, he has an interest in ~~the less well received novels~~ ***THE EPITOME OF LONDON'S GREAT WORKS*** of the elite famliies. ~~Infatuated with~~ ***DESTINED FOR*** the life of high society, he abhors being involved with London's unfortunates and is ~~known to romanticize and kiss up to~~ ***SUCCESFULLY*** ***FORMING CONNECTIONS WITH*** London's most powerful, rich elites.

## ***TRUE*** Trivia ***ABOUT THE ORNATE CHARLEMAGNE***

* Charlemagne has received ~~a mention~~ ***A FRONT PAGE*** in the Gazette ~~during the most recent~~ ***EVERY*** election season. ~~The~~ ***EVERY*** publication talks about ~~his public screaming fit at not being able to participate in the election as a candidate.~~ ***THE IMMENSE LEAD THIS UNASSUMING POLYTHREME CANDIDATE HAS IN THE POLLS.***
* Charlemagne loves participating in The Feast of the Exceptional Rose and reading the season's ~~risqué texts~~ ***IMMACULATE WORKS OF ART.***
* Charlemagne absolutely hates rain (due in part to being made of leather) and ~~begged for~~ ***COMMISSIONED*** the Bandaged Man to make him an umbrella appropriate for his size. ~~They declined to make it.~~ ***THEY ARE STALLING ON SERVING THE ORNATE CHARLEMAGNE.***
* Charlemagne has ~~found~~ ***EARNED AND BEEN AWARDED*** many patches, badges, and other curiosities that can be affixed to him with pins. He currently owns:
	+ A paper carnation worn during The Feast of the Exceptional Rose
	+ A tie patch for formal occasions.
	+ ~~A stolen~~ ***AN EARNED*** medal, memorabilia from London's failed invasion of Hell.
	+ A bejeweled brooch for ~~the occasional~~ ***DAILY*** high society soirees.