Searching for Brothers/Transcript

Pixel rides his jet across a desert, searching for the team, specifically his brothers.

Pixel-RIXEL? WIXEL! RIXEL! WIXEL?!

Pixel finds the raceway

Pixel-Wait, what's a raceway doing in a desert...never mind, Rixel's probably here if anywhere...

Pixel gets into the raceway

Announcer Pixel-Ah, a new competitor I see. Now 5 teams can participate for recognition across 8-BIT.

Pixel-Well, actually I-

Announcer Pixel-THAT's RIGHT FOLKS, POSSIBLY WORLDWIDE RECOGNITION!

Pixel-Man if Rixel were here he'd-wait a second, I could save a lot of effort if they come to me...you hear that Lego Pixel?

Lego Pixel-Very loud, and not too clear.

Pixel-If I win the race, the others might be able to find us!

Lego Pixel-That would save us a lot of effort and fuel. Besides, we need all the money we can get to rebuild the warehouse.

Spike Pixel-We don't need ladders, just Graviton! Now this is saving money!

Lego Pixel-Please, before we become entrepreneurs. Say, what is the prize money?

Announcer Pixel-WITH A GRAND PRIZE OF 100 PIXEL COINS!

Spike Pixel-That's a 12 coin profit on fuel, assuming you win.

Lego Pixel-We are NOT money people! That's Money Pixel's job!

Pixel-Well, he's not here, and if we can make a little money, and get our brothers towards us, then it's worth a shot.

Spike Pixel-Hey look at this suit!

Lego Pixel-DON"T YOU DARE!

Pixel-Um...ok.

Lego Pixel-See who the competition is. That way we can see how to beat them.

Pixel-There's a mech, another jet, a skateboard and a racecar.

Spike Pixel-The skateboard seems very threatening. Other than that you should be fine.

Pixel-How is a skateboard a threat?

Spike Pixel-You'll see...

Pixel-I'll just go talk to them...

Pixel walks over to Bomb Pixel

Pixel-Hi, uh...Bomb Pixel?

Bomb Pixel-What do you want?

Pixel-Well, my team is missing, so I figured I'd get their attention by winning.

Bomb Pixel-Well you won't drag your team here. I know your lies...the communications you have...

Pixel-Most of the team is missing...

Bomb Pixel-I'm not buying it. We have similar goals, but only one of us has been trying for 2 years.

Pixel-You've been trying to do what?

Bomb Pixel-Why am I even talking to you? Just go...

Pixel-Good luck...

Bomb Pixel-I said the same things to myself when I began...

Announcer Pixel-3, 2, 1, GO!

The five vehicles run their engines and go forward. Apple and Pumpkin Pixels are at an easy lead due to the light weight of their skateboard, and the heavy vehicles enter a slugfest behind them.

Fish Pixel-Nobody else is gonna win! That's my job!

Fish Pixel uses their mech to jump on Trollie Pixel's jet. In doing so, the mech loses its legs.

Fish Pixel-WAIT WHAT! ACTIVATE DECENT HAND MODE!

The mech takes the lead, only for the skateboard to hit it's back, disabling the mech entirely.

Fish Pixel-NOOOOO!

Apple Pixel-YES!

Lego Pixel-I see you on T.V.!

Pixel-Good, how do I win this?

Lego Pixel-LOOK OUT!

Trollie Pixel rams into Pixel, and Pixel rams Trollie Pixel's jet against the sidelines.

Pixel-Sorry about your insurance, but I need to win!

Trollie Pixel-Wait what?

Pixel rams the Monochrome Jet further into the walls, ripping off the Monochrome's wing.

Trollie Pixel-Dang it!

Bomb Pixel-You're doing good for a rookie, but you aren't gonna win!

Lego Pixel-Fall Back!

Pixel- I got this!

Lego Pixel-No you don't!

Spike Pixel-He's right, you don't!

Bomb Pixel rams into Pixel's jet, and after going sideways too long, Bomb Pixel's racecar blows a tire.

Bomb Pixel-NO! I NEEDED THIS!

Pixel gets first place, and Apple and Pumpkin Pixel get second.

Bomb Pixel-I was so close to... to...

Pixel-To what?

Bomb Pixel runs off into the forest, and Pixel follows.

Pixel-BOMB PIXEL? BOMB PIXEL?!

Bomb Pixel tackles him-Keep it down, unless you want to get caught.

Pixel-Caught? By who?

Bomb Pixel-Great, now we're caught. Or at least you...

Pixel-Wait what?

Bomb Pixel runs further, and a bunch of crestless viruses show up.

Pixel-Viruses? Why was he so scared? Let's just finish this.

Pixel grabs a bamboo spear, and stabs one. The virus rips out the spear and continues going forward.

Pixel-Wait, what? How is that possible? Viruses are fleshy and kinda weak.

Virus Soldier-Fleshy? What does that mean?

Virus Warrior-I dunno.

Pixel-Stand back! I've gotten shots on Naalc, and killed Razareth!

Virus Warrior-Why do we care?

Pixel-Um...because I...uhh...

Lego Pixel (mimicking Pixel's voice)-Because I'm Godslayer Pixel!

Virus Soldier-No, that was Shaman's crest.

Pixel-Dang it.

Bomb Pixel-STAND BACK!

Virus Soldier-Huh?

Bomb Pixel-I said stand back from the pedestrian!

Pixel-Pedestrian?

Bomb Pixel takes out a bamboo gun and shoots (and kills) all but one virus.

Bomb Pixel-WHERE IS HE!

Bomb Pixel puts the bamboo gun against the virus' head.

Virus Soldier-Who?

Bomb Pixel-YOU KNOW WHO! WHERE'S MY BROTHER!

Pixel-Wait a second...

Virus Soldier-That wimp? He's gone...you'll never get him back.

Bomb Pixel-You're as useless as the rest of them.

Bomb Pixel shoots the virus, killing it. He runs further into the forest.

Pixel-Lego Pixel, take the jet back to home base.

Lego Pixel-You sure? I know that you weren't transported as I was, but this seems like a bad idea. You'll be stranded, and not on a mountain. It was cold.

Pixel-And I was the one who found you. But I need to do this.

Lego Pixel-The jet has a full arsenal and a juice box.

Pixel-Tempting, but it won't help him.

Lego-Wait, you're talking in 3rd Person? This'll be weird.

Pixel-Pixel is not talking in third person.

Lego Pixel-You just-

Pixel-Pixel wasn't even talking about himself.

Lego Pixel-But you're still talking in third person.

Pixel-That was just to annoy you. I was referring to a specific pedestrian.

Lego Pixel-So you're talking in 3rd per-

Pixel turns off his communications.

Pixel-It's time to find Bomb Pixel.