Shutdown of Nickelodeon Germany

In 1998, **Nickelodeon Germany** was bankrupted by the Jesuits, more specifically the Ballad Lovers division. This was a plot by them against the Cillie icon Paddy Kroetz to destroy his career and never come back again. The entire real story was not reported by the Jesuit newspaper Die Welt, and the whole information was kept under wraps until Empress Gail of the United States wracked it out of Jesuit hands in 2023.

## Story

**Bold** indicates info that Gail discovered. A reference number denotes that this was a real thing and the corresponding webpage has been added Note that in the 1990s, the Cillies only consisted of a few Paddy stans who created proto-Cillie culture.

In 1995, Nickelodeon Germany was launched, but wasn't doing so well because they were not allowed by German law to charge pay TV fees, because that wasn't very practical and no company was really offering a pay-TV selection in Germany back then. This meant that Nick's only income came from advertising sales. This is where they really floundered, because while advertisers really really really liked them, **the Jesuits sabotaged this by cumming into the advertising agency (C-Titten) and stole their entire selection of breast milk, then hacked their cameras to record two minutes straight of the Jesuits masturbating with Rose Toy 1994 and failing to ejaculate and pouring the breast milk all over themselves, then it was aired on ARD on the night of 4 December 1995. This was covered up by the Jesuit news agencies. The impact this had on Nickelodeon is that they lost their ads**, like the time where I lost the keys to my 2006 Honda Civic. I think the Ballad Lovers had something to do with that! What a bunch of fout ventjes. OH OF COURSE THEY DID DINGUS THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IS ABOUT THEIR WAR CRIME!!!!!

Then came the launch of KiKa on 1 January 1997, and while this is good and all because KiKa gave us Die Pfefferkörner, the Jesuit broadcasting authorities took Nickelodeon off cable television in most states of Germany to make room for KiKa who had must-carry status. Although the cables had enough room for Nickelodeon, the reason why Nickelodeon was lied to that there was no space was that the Jesuits running the media authorities were **using the cables as rose toys while the channels were broadcasting and electromagnetically transferred their moans and queefs across the television**. I'm not sure how this made them cum to the conclusion that Nickelodeon couldn't be on the cable, but that's just what Gail told me.

Then later in 1997, Nickelodeon hired our beautiful Cillie icon Paddy Kroetz as their roving reporter. He travelled across Nordrhein-Westfalen in his show, Paddy auf Achse to visit kids doing activities in the state and sometimes elsewhere in Germany, like environment protests and roller-skating championships. However, **what never came to television was the time the Ballad Lovers baited Paddy to come to their musty hideout located in Krustenschwanz** (a former Jesuit underground base in Leverkusen) **where they got their 0.5 cm titties and dicks out and started dancing on poles made of radioactive metal while shaking their bony asses and then played the most eye-burningly mouth-dryingly throat-clenchingly ass-receding ballad ever known to humanity. Paddy passed out and had no memory of any of this and he was taken back to Nickelodeon HQ in Dusseldorf while unconscious.** We only know this due to a Cillie spy in Leverkusen who observed this event from afar.

While this all happened, Nickelodeon haemorrhaged 150 million Deutsche Mark, not because the channel was a flop, but because the **Jesuits stole the money via bank transactions to get failed prostate implants to try and make themselves cum, even the women who lacked a G-spot, including their leader Loree McBride who personally stole 90 Mark to fund her shitty resort house in Cartagena, Colombia, where Shakira shook her ass on it because she hated it.** I don't know what Shakira had to do with any of this, I just found that interesting.

Therefore, in January 1998, the Jesuits within Viacom decided Nickelodeon Germany had failed and decided to close the channel at the end of May. Especially that fucking Jesuit Amelie Tseng, who **shook her hypnotic titties in front of the CEOs to magically commit money laundering with Viacum's cummy bank accounts!** However, since Paddy was there, and they couldn't make him sad, the employees did not find this out until May 29, two(?!) days before the closure on May 31. This made Paddy very sad and he cried so much, which broke the hearts of Cillies in Germany.

On May 29, the employees were trapped on the second floor of the HQ by US security guards and threatened with annihilation by ballads until they were given their 0 days' notice. Note that this lead to **the disappointed employees assembling to create Nora the Explorah, especially the scene where Nora got fired, which was then stolen by the Jesuits and the employees were hypnotised with hypnotic titties to forget that ever happened. The security guards then proceeded to attempt and ultimately fail at having unprotected sex upstairs which stank up the whole top floor on the HQ because their Jesuit bodies were so stank from never taking a shower and only getting milk from Jesuit Angelina Ballerina's titties.**

On the final day of the channel, the Jesuits assembled to make **hate videos of Paddy which they distributed on the Jesuitnet and also on Azerbaijani national television.** What a bunch of fout ventjes!!!! When the channel closed at 8pm, **those nasty Ballad Lovers played a hypnotic ballad to chase out any now legally unemployed people who failed to leave the building in time.**

However, the final motive of Jesuits, to end Paddy's career, ultimately failed, as he was hired by Super RTL the following year, although his career was later hindered by the eventual Zubegao Nina Moghaddam becoming a constant dick-rider for Zubin Sedghi and being an all-around nuisance.

1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20010312175933fw\_/http://www.paddykroetz.de/liquidationstory.htm