Callan's Revenge!

The 5th episode of A Loud Genderswap!

## Transcript:

On a spring day, Callan was reading his history book about Zane Tiri on the playground.

Cadden came rushing up to Callan.

Cadden: I have some exciting news!

Callan: What? Pene finally got a life?

Cadden: No… It’s Tyla A’s birthday today!

Callan: So?

Cadden: So?! I heard from Ashton A that she throws these amazing parties. Parties only cool people get invited to. Parties… I have no hope in ever attending.

Callan: Well, we’ll see… Meanwhile, I’m busy plotting.

Cadden rolled his eyes.

Cadden: Of course you are.

A loud bullhorn came blaring through the playground.

Tyla A (through bullhorn): Attention fellow classmates and other students! Address us at the Ashton clubhouse ASAP!

Cadden: I think this is when she invites us to her birthday party!

Callan: Right.

Cadden: Let’s go!

Cadden pulled Callan over to the Ashtons’ clubhouse, where the Tylas were all holding stacks of papers.

The Tylas began handing some out.

Tyla A: And Alex, Holly Jr, Rikki, Rosie, and Kelly are invited to my big bash tonight! Come get your invitations!

Alex, Holly Jr, Rikki, Rosie, and Kelly grabbed their invitations.

Tyla B: Arthuro, Hope, Ashton, Cher, Luci, and Ryanna - you’re invited too! Get your invitations here!

Arthuro, Hope, Ashton, Cher, Luci, and Ryanna all grabbed their invitations.

Tyla Q: Menlo, Mack, Liam, Louie, Pene, Cadden, and Junie - come get your invitations too!

Menlo, Mack, Liam, Louie, Pene, Cadden, and Junie got their invitations.

Tyla T: Well. That’s everybody.

Callan looked crushed.

Callan: Uhhh… You forgot someone…

The Tylas all looked shocked and began whispering to each other.

Callan: Well?

Tyla A: Sorry. But you’re not invited!

Tyla B: You’d ruin Tyla A’s birthday!

Tyla Q: Like you ruin everything!

Cadden: Woah, girls! Callan MAY be working with the forces of darkness by the way he keeps reading that same history book about Zane Tiri… BUT he’s a loyal friend!

Callan: Thanks, Cadden.

Tyla A: Well, if we DO invite him, what will possibly happen?

Tyla B: A demonic force enters. The entire Armbruster estate gets sucked into oblivion by a black hole.

Tyla Q: We’d better be safe than sorry. Come on, girls. Let’s hand out more invitations…

The Tylas left.

Cadden noticed Callan’s sad expression and pulled him aside.

Cadden: I understand your pain. This same thing happened to me when Tyla B had HER birthday party last month!

Callan: But… but… I’m not you! I’m supposed to get invited to stuff!

Cadden: Oh really?

Callan: Why, sure! Those Tyla twerps will regret ever being born! Especially… TYLA A!

Callan laughed evilly.

~ ~ ~

After school, Callan was in his room, scheming a revenge plan against the Tylas.

Junie went in.

Junie: Guess what, bro? We are going to Tyla A’s birthday extravaganza TOGETHER! Mom and dad are going out tonight, and they just said we could just poof to Tyla A’s party ourselves!

Callan: That would be nice. But I wasn’t invited.

Junie: I heard. But if it makes you feel better, mom made some chicken cordon bleu for you, since you’ll be here all by yourself…

Callan: Great. Just great.

Junie: I’ll be sure to give you a goodie bag when I return!

Junie left excitedly.

Callan: Oh, I’m GOING to the party! And a little special guest will JOIN me!

Callan opened his history book about Zane Tiri up to a page that had a full body picture of Zane Tiri alone.

Callan: Perfect! Zane Tiri would be pleased to crash Tyla A’s party with me! And once he and I destroy that awful party...we’ll TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Callan snapped his fingers, and laughed evilly.

The picture became more vivid as a full silhouette of Zane Tiri began appearing beside Callan.

Callan grinned evilly.

Callan: It’s happening! It’s happening!

Callan laughed evilly.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, at the Armbruster estate, The Ashtons noticed the Tylas prepping for Tyla A’s party.

Ashton A: You forgot something…

Tyla A: To uninvite my snotty brother and his brain-dead friends?

Tyla B: Because we can totally do that.

Ashton B: As if! What about the sushi bar?

Ashton Q: Rikki and Rosie’s ridic moms totally wanted to cater for your birthday, Tyla A.

Ashton T: But we declined…

Tyla A looked shocked.

Tyla A: You did WHAT?!

Ashton A: Oh, I’m only kidding! Robin and Riley’s sushi is still in the fridge!

Ashton B: I can’t believe she fell for it!

The Ashtons left.

Tyla A rolled her eyes.

Tyla A: Okay. This will be the best birthday ever!

Tyla Q: Yeah. Since your parents just decided to take the private jet to Hawaii, we got the whole place to ourselves.

Tyla A rolled his eyes.

Tyla A: Not quite. My obnoxious brother and his notorious friends are my chaperones…

Tyla B, Tyla Q, & Tyla T (in unison): Notorious!

A clap of thunder surrounded the Armbruster estate.

Tyla A: Uh-oh. Did you hear that?

Tyla B: I know! Where’d that thunder come from?

Tyla Q: How about we finish decorating?

Tyla T: Sounds good to me!

The Tylas continued decorating.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in Callan’s room, Zane Tiri popped out of the book.

Zane Tiri looked confused.

Zane Tiri: Wait - I’m not in Corona manipulating Cassandro into taking the moonstone…

Callan: That’s cause you’re in my room!

Zane Tiri: Who ARE you? And how’d I get here?

Callan: Please. I’m Callan. And I know EXACTLY who you are. You’re Zane Tiri, and you’ll help me with my most diabolical plan yet!

Zane Tiri: I’m listening…

Callan: Tonight is some snobbish, stuck-up classmate of mine’s birthday party. Tyla Armbruster. She invited the whole school. Even my sister. Except me. And I intend to make her pay!

Zane Tiri: Oooo, I’m in. When does her party start?

Callan: Well, in a half hour. But I say we should be fashionably late so we raise no suspicion.

Zane Tiri: Where have you been all my life?!

~ ~ ~

A half hour later, Junie went into Callan’s room wearing a fancy purple dress.

Callan had Zane Tiri hide in his closet.

Junie: Well, I’m off to Tyla A’s birthday party. Catch ya later, bro!

Junie snapped her fingers and suddenly vanished.

Callan opened up her closet.

Callan: Okay. Now’s our time. Let’s go!

Callan stopped and looked all around his room.

Callan: But wait. I need to give Tyla A a little present at her party…

Callan picked up a Jack-in-the-box that he made a while ago.

Callan: This Jack-in-the-box will blow up in Tyla A’s stupid face when I present it to her at the party!

Zane Tiri: You’re so bad!

Callan: Why thank you! Now let’s crush that rich girl’s ego...and possibly her house.

Callan and Zane Tiri flashed out.

~ ~ ~

Callan and Zane Tiri were at Tyla A’s party.

They went into some bushes to blend in.

The Tylas were greeting their guests.

Tyla A: Holly Jr! Alex! You just made it!

Holly Jr: I wouldn’t miss it for the world! Right bro?

Alex: Right! I’m so glad I could make it!

Holly Jr and Alex went inside.

The Tylas noticed Rikki, Rosie, and Kelly walking by.

Tyla B: Welcome to Tyla A’s Sensational 7! You made it just in time!

Tyla Q: Come on in!

Rikki: Thanks again.

Rosie: But please, make sure the Ashtons don’t bug us.

Kelly: Nor Ashton B’s unbearable dad!

Tyla T: Will do!

Rikki, Rosie, and Kelly headed inside.

The Tylas noticed Junie walking by.

Tyla A: Hey, Junie! Do not take it personally if we couldn’t invite your brother.

Tyla B: He’s a total nightmare!

Junie: Well, he DOES obsess over Zane Tiri, some demon dude from the 1500’s… But he isn’t a bad guy, really…

The Tylas looked dumbfounded.

Junie: Okay. I was wrong. He totally is! And I think I actually SEE him!

Junie pointed over to the bushes.

Callan and Zane Tiri both flashed themselves out of the bushes.

Tyla A went over to the bushes and peeked inside.

Tyla A: I don’t see anything.

Junie: I swear I saw him… Eh…

Tyla B: Enjoy the party! It’ll take your mind off...things.

Junie smiled and headed inside.

The Tylas caught Pene and Cadden walking by.

Tyla A: Glad you could make it! Enjoy the party!

Pene: We wouldn’t miss it!

Cadden: Yeah! But I really wish you invited my friend. It might not be as fun without him…

Tyla A: If you surely mean Callan, it’d be a total nightmare with him here. We did him and our guests a favor.

Cadden: If ya say so.

Pene and Cadden went inside.

The Tylas noticed Arthuro and Hope walking by.

Tyla A: Enjoy this splendid party!

Tyla B: Tyla A’s sensational 7 - it only happens once!

Arthuro: We wouldn’t miss it!

Hope: Come on, bro! I heard the Tylas put an American Boy doll in the goodie bags this time!

Tyla Q: Right we did!

Arthuro and Hope entered.

The Tylas noticed Luci and Ryanna walking by.

Tyla A: Glad you could make it!

Luci: Thanks! Ryanna and I never have been invited to parties before…

Ryanna: I wonder why.

The Tylas eyed each other.

Tyla B: Well...enjoy the party!

Ryanna and Luci entered.

The Tylas noticed Ashton entering alongside Louie, Cher, and Menlo.

Tyla A: Ashton, Louie, Cher, Menlo… Enjoy the party!

Ashton: Oh, we will!

Tyla A eyed Cher.

Tyla A: Just don’t steal anything. We’re watching you.

Cher rolled her eyes.

Cher: Wouldn’t dream of it.

Menlo: Well, this will be quite fun!

Louie: Right? Let’s go!

Ashton, Louie, Cher, and Menlo entered the party.

Finally, the Tylas observed Mack and Liam entering.

Tyla A: Enjoy the party! Glad you could make it!

Mack: I’ve never been to parties like this since, well, yesterday when my mom got the entire Cramp Twins cast over for a reunion feast.

Liam: And I was her date!

Tyla Q: Well, enjoy the party.

Liam and Mack went inside.

Tyla A looked around.

Tyla A: I guess that’s everybody.

Tyla B: Let’s party!

The Tylas went into the Armbruster estate.

Meanwhile, Callan and Zane Tiri were hiding in Tyla A’s dad’s spare car.

Callan: THAT was a close one! I can’t believe Junie would try to rat us out like that!

Zane Tiri: Believe it! Now. We have a party to destroy!

Callan grinned evilly.

Callan: Oh, I’m IN!

Callan snapped his fingers. Zane Tiri and Callan suddenly vanished from the car.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, inside the Armbruster Estate, the Tylas were introducing their guests to party games.

Tyla A: And now it’s your chance to ride the elephant!

Tyla A pointed to Junie.

Junie: Wow! A real elephant!

The Tylas propped Junie on a very large elephant.

Tyla B: Enjoy!

Tyla Q: And spin the bottle for Holly Jr, Arthuro, Alex, Hope, Rikki, Kelly, Rosie, Ashton, Mack, and Liam!

Ashton: Come on! This will be fun!

Rosie: I’ll say. It’s your lucky day.

Holly Jr: I saved something extra special for you, Arthuro.

Arthuro blushed.

Alex: And Hope, you’ll be quite surprised!

Hope blushed.

Hope: ...Ohhh...

Rikki: I can tell this will be a fun game.

Kelly: I know! Who knew an Ashton relative would include US for the game?!

Mack: Well, this should be interesting.

Liam: I’ll say!

The Tylas led Holly Jr, Arthuro, Alex, Hope, Rikki, Kelly, Rosie, Ashton, Mack, and Liam to the spin the bottle table.

The rest of the guests were enjoying the sushi bar over by the pool.

Cher: This is good sushi. Much unlike what Clare makes.

Louie: Well, I hadn’t had this since my mom had a Japanese phase where she’d only do things the Japanese way. It was fun at first, but got tiring.

Cadden: I can imagine. I happen to think this sushi is the best in town!

Pene: Yeah! Who made it?

Menlo: Heard it was Robin and Riley, Rikki and Rosie’s moms.

Luci: THAT explains it!

Ryanna: It’s like heaven melting in my mouth!

Suddenly, a dark cloud surrounded the party along with a big ominous clap of thunder.

Everyone started to panic.

Menlo: What was that?

Rosie: I thought there were supposed to be clear skies tonight!

Tyla A: Calm down, everyone! I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for this!

The power suddenly went out.

Ashton B, Ashton Q, and Ashton T rushed to the party.

Ashton B: Ashton A is like, gone!

Ashton Q: At first we were watching pretty girls sing on TV, but like, the power went out!

Ashton T: How’d that happen?!

Tyla A rolled his eyes.

Tyla A: Ashton A is probably fine. He is probably sending passive-aggressive tweets to those he feels are unworthy.

Ashton B: But no! He’s not! He’s literally gone!

Just then, Callan and Zane Tiri appeared.

Tyla A: CALLAN?!

Tyla B noticed Zane Tiri.

Tyla B: Who’s this?

Callan: This is Zane Tiri.

Zane Tiri: And your party is totally doomed.

Ashton Q: But like, where’s Ashton A?!

Zane Tiri: Oh, Ashton A’s safe where you’ll never find him…

Callan: Safe, but dangling over some lava. Observe.

Callan took out his smartphone. Ashton A was dangling over hot lava in Callan’s secret lair.

Tyla A: My brother may be a snobby brat, but I love him! Let him go!

Callan: Now is that something I would do? Your party is toast. Now come, Zane Tiri. Let’s watch this party burst into flames.

Callan took out the Jack-in-the-box and handed it to Tyla A.

Callan: Oh, and a little gift to the birthday girl. Play with this a little while Zane Tiri and I watch your demise.

Zane Tiri threw a ticking time bomb in the pool and Callan and Zane Tiri flashed out.

Tyla A: Now what are we going to do?!

Tyla B: Our party is ruined!

Junie, Pene, and Cadden went up to the Tylas.

Junie: You know, I think we can help…

Cadden: Yeah. We can stop Callan. We know him the most.

Pene: Honestly, I was just here for the cake.

Junie and Cadden eyed Pene.

Pene: But we must stop Callan too!

Junie: And here’s how we’re going to do it…

Junie huddled up with Cadden, Pene, and the Tylas and whispered her plan to them.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Callan and Zane Tiri were eating Tyla A’s birthday cake they took that was in the kitchen, in Callan’s secret lair.

Callan: Man. This is a good cake!

Zane Tiri: It should be. Robin and Riley made it.

Callan: Oh, I know. But my plan is going fabulously! Those Tylas are going to pay for not inviting me.

Zane Tiri: Yeah! You remind me a lot of a young me.

Callan: And you’re my role model!

Zane Tiri teared up.

Zane Tiri: I’M your role model?!

Callan nodded as Junie, Pene, Cadden, and the Tylas burst into Callan’s lair.

Junie: Release Ashton A!

Callan: Oh brother… How’d YOU know where my lair is?!

Junie: Uh… I live here.

Tyla A: Now where’s my brother?

Callan smirked.

Callan: Oh, didn’t you hear? He already got disintegrated by the lava. Here is all that’s left of him.

Callan held up Ashton A’s signature bowtie.

Tyla A: NOOOO!

Callan: I’m kidding. He’s fine.

Ashton A came out and looked mad.

Ashton A: I can’t BELIEVE you! You totally had me tied up there for an hour?!

Ashton A stormed out.

Tyla A glared at Callan.

Callan: What? This is what you get for inviting everyone in school, but not me…

Tyla A: I was actually going to invite you… but my dad said you’re a bad influence, so he made me decline your invitation.

Callan: WHAT? I don’t believe this!

Tyla A: ...Yeah It’s true. But I’m sorry.

Callan: Well… I’m not. So you can just leave this house or tomorrow at school won’t be pretty.

Tyla A: Okay, okay. Geez! Let’s go, Tylas.

The Tylas left.

Junie: So, can we stay or?

Callan: Out… Now.

Junie: Okay… Geez…

Cadden: See you in school, Callan.

Pene: Hope you feel better.

Junie, Pene, and Cadden left.

Callan smirked.

Callan: Oh, I’m feeling a whole lot better. Lucky for me, the rest of Tyla A’s worthless guests all left! And Tyla A's stupid pool even blew up! Nice touch.

Zane Tiri: Thank you! And if you need help with anything else, don’t be afraid to summon me. As for me, I must go. Corona won’t destroy itself!

Callan: Bye, Zane Tiri…

Zane Tiri flashed out.

Callan smiled satisfied.

Callan: Today was a good day.