Nursebola

—**Professor Not Professor Oak**, in the Pokédex.

**Nursebola** is a Wackian Pokémon who nurses people and Pokémon back to health or gives them Ebola. She's a kind, gentle giant who makes friends with ease. She makes nursing seem like such a breeze. If she is your nurse, consider yourself lucky, because Wackian nurses and doctors tend to be... uh... stupid beyond belief or incredibly malicious. Well... Nursebola can be malicious sometimes, but only to bad people, like Team Wack and Juvite members. Her best friend is Hatist, a sadist.

## Cute Little Virus

Nursebola was born on East Bola Street in iCity, Wack, Canadia, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, as a wittle tittle Ebolette. As an Ebolette, she was basically a sociopath, giving iCityans and their Pokémon Ebola while keeping a smile on her face, but she was just trying to survive in the big iCity, so she really wasn't a sociopath, she was just scared, maybe.

With the XP that she gained from giving everyone she saw Ebola, she evolved into an Ebolass and was immediately taken to a Pokémon Center to become a nurse Pokémon. This was her punishment for giving everyone Ebola; she had to cure every Pokémon from Ebola. She enjoyed this punishment, since helping people felt better than good. After every Pokémon in iCity was cured of Ebola, she was transferred to a hospital to help humans who were infected and saved every single one of them.

After starting and curing the little Ebola epidemic, she stayed in the hospital, helping people with their diseases, until a new epidemic started to happen. Men in iCity were coming to the hospital with broken penile parts and a bunch of lashes, as if they had been whipped. Now, Ebolass was no expert on broken bones, so she had to do what she had to do to stop the guys from going, "owie, my peen," (no, not what you are thinking). She gave them anesthetics and simply bent the dong back to its normal place. This was easy, but the amount of anesthetic being used was getting expensive for the hospital, so she had to stop unbreaking bones.

### Finding The Sadist

To find the reason why guys' Onix keep snapping, Ebolass investigated iCity. She searched the garbage dumpsters and back alleys and The Slums of iCity, but the sadist was not in any of those places, not even the strip club.

While scooting along a street, defeated, she heard a snap and a yelp from a guy in his apartment and then suddenly, a Hattrem jumped out of the guy's apartment window and began running. Knowing she couldn't let her get away to break more peniles, she chased her until she trapped her into a dead end and threatened to give her Ebola.

The Hattrem, trying to talk her way out of this, introduced herself dramatically to Ebolass, as Hatist, the sadist. She tortures guys all the time and is notorious for being unable to be caught and if Ebolass doesn't get out her way, she'll have to torture her, too. Ebolass just gave her Ebola. Hatist begged her to cure the Ebola and Ebolass suggested she just go to the hospital, but Hatist is afraid if hospitals, so Ebolass gave her an ultimatum: "be my best friend for life or suffer super Ebola!" Hatist chose super Ebola, but Ebolass was going to make Hatist her friend no matter what.

## Befriending The Hatist

Ebolass followed Hatist around, healing every Pokémon she beat up and trying to talk to her about her past, which annoyed that crap out of Hatist since she couldn't feed from their pain for long. Ebolass was making friends while she followed Hatist, which gradually made Hatist more upset, because deep down, she wanted friends. This led to an event where Hatist (who had evolved into a Hatterene) attacked Ebolass, who was socializing with a big and scary Summer Hatterene, That Summer Hatterene, wanting to defend her friend, attacked Hatist. Hatist was getting pummeled by Summer Hatterene and eventually got trapped in the vortex of her buttocks. During the nasty display, Ebolass found a random Heart Scale on the ground and evolved into Nursebola. She got Summer Hatterene off of Hatist, saving her from a long and painful death.

Summer Hatterene screwed off to get away from a sadist like Hatist. Nursebola healed Hatist back to groẞe gesundheit as she found that Hatist was having a hard time saying sorry (she's never apologized to anyone, ever). Hatist was absolutely balling since she couldn't say sorry. It's just a word, dude, come on.

Eventually, Nursebola forgave her even though Hatist didn't say sorry or thank her for saving her, she even cured her of super Ebola, and they became friends after that. Now Hatist is the one following Nursebola.

## The Best Nurse You've Ever Seen

Nursebola is the best nurse in Wack, which isn't saying much since this is the Wack Region after all, but she's basically the only not incompetent doctor in Wack, so you'd understand why everyone in Wack gets disappointed when Nursebola isn't going to take care of them. Some Wackians aren't disappointed to not have Nursebola as their caretaker, since they know Wack is full of incredibly dangerous Pokémon and they would rather have a man or woman take care of them, though they miss out on squishy soft hugs from Nursebola.

~~Nursebola is top Pokéwaifu, obviously.~~

## Trivia

* She's made 1237 friends in Wack. That happens to be about 77% of the population.
* She could have evolved into an Autisma if she leveled up normally. Autisma give autism and Ebola.