Orenji's Slimy Life/Transcript

### Cold open

* [The episode begins in an apartment. Oroka and Yume are playing Uno. Yume's cell phone rings and he answers it]
* **Yume Manabu:** Hello?
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [over phone] Hey, guys! Go to the laundry room, I got something to show you!
* **Yume Manabu:** Okay. [he and Oroka go to the laundry room and they're looking for Orenji]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [inside the washing machine] You guys!
* **Yume Manabu:** Orenji, are you hiding from us? Don't tell me you're not gonna scare us with your Five Nights at Freddy's jumpscare.
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Open the washer!
* **Yume Manabu:** What?! No! If I open it, you probably gonna scare me with that Majora's Mask from the Zelda game.
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Come on, open the washer already, Yume! [Yume opens the washing machine] You're not gonna regret it. [jumps out of the washing machine and she has turned herself into a slime] I turned myself into a slime, you guys! BOOM! Big reveal! I'm a slime! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a slime! What are you just staring at me for, dudes? I turned myself into a slime, you guys! I'M SLIME ORENJI!
* [Oroka and Yume stare in disbelief]

### Main episode

* **Yume Manabu:** But why would you do that?!
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Well, it's a long story, but... [flashback starts]
* [Orenji's siblings are having a picnic]
* **Yoru Chaneru:** [takes out Fanta] Hey Orenji, you want some more... [sees Orenji on her motorcycle at the end of a bridge that is not finished] Orenji, what the heck do you think you're doing?
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Go away, Yoru! We're making a movie! [to Kyoku] Okay, ready?
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** [records the video on his camera] All right, we're rolling!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Hi, i'm Orenji, and I'm going to ride down this unfinished bridge! So don't try this at home, kids! [drives through the bridge, but didn't make it on the other side of the bridge so she falls to the bottom, screaming]
* [Scene cuts to Tayori reporting a news]
* **Tayori Fukai:** Warner Bros. confirms that Pepé Le Pew will be not be appearing in Space Jam: A New Legacy due to the controversy. He will not be in other Looney Tunes media, but he'll be in prison for trillion years. [looks up and notices Orenji crashing into the truck]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** You got the video of it, bro? [the truck falls over on its side as all the toxic slime comes pouring out]
* **Kazoku Manabu:** [inside the school] Alright, class, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice flowers. [When the window is opened, the toxic slime pours in. Scene cuts to Kako trying to get some ice in his cup, but there's no ice coming out. The toxic slime fills the restaurant. Scene cut to Geki talking to a group of boys]
* **Geki Fukai:** Yeah, Sylvester talks in his sleep. One time, he rolled over and literally shouted "ANKHA, YOU STUPID CAT, GIVE ME BACK THE BIRD!" We don't even know who's Ankha is! [Toxic slime comes flowing in, making Geki's slime looks like Ankha from Animal Crossing. All of the boys started laughing. Scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is. Orenji, who is now completely orange, slowly crawls out of the truck and sees Tayori and the rest of the CHANNELloids]
* **Tayori Fukai:** Are you alright, ma'am?
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Please don't call the cops on me, I didn't do anything! [Runs home crying. Flashback ends]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** So that's why I turned myself into a slime. Oh, and I have to hide in the washer machine to avoid my siblings.
* **Yume Manabu:** Shocking. Still strange, but shocking. [Tanki comes to the laundry room]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Hey guys, have you seen my... [gasps as she sees Orenji turns herself into a slime] What happened to Orenji?!
* **Yume Manabu:** I don't know! She just basically crashes into a toxic truck and... [Oroka covers Yume's mouth]
* **Oroka Fukai:** She was making a really cool movie, drives down an unfinished bridge, crashes into a truck, and turns herself into a slime! [Yume glares at him]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** [facepalm] I shouldn't let Orenji watch Johnny Knoxville's movies. [to Oroka and Yume] You two, outside. Now! [cuts to Tanki giving Yume a syringe]
* **Yume Manabu:** Okay, so why do I need this syringe for?
* **Tanki Chaneru:** It's helps Orenji to turn herself back to normal. Now, you two are gonna take care of her, and you must use this syringe to turn her back to normal before midnight. Got it?
* **Yume Manabu:** Fine.
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Does that one get it? 'Cause sometimes, I wonder.
* **Oroka Fukai:** I got it, I got it. We'll take care of Orenji and use this needle thingy before.... midnight comes!
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Good... Now get going! [Oroka and Yume rush out. The scene cuts back to the laundry room]
* **Yume Manabu:** Hey Orenji, we have to go now. I got your tablet and a syringe, so are you coming or what? [notices that Orenji is nowhere to be seen] Where'd she go? [hears a sniffing sound] What was that?
* **Oroka Fukai:** Uh, Yume? [points to Orenji, who is smelling Yume's hair]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Mmm, your hair smells like fried chicken and watermelon! [Yume notices Orenji smelling his hair]
* **Yume Manabu:** [acts calmly] Oroka, get that slime off of me right now, because I am about to scream really loud that no one around here wants to hear.
* [Cuts to Yume driving a car down the road while Orenji is sitting on a booster seat]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Hey, how come Oroka doesn't want to come with us?
* **Yume Manabu:** Because... he was too busy playing with his *new* friend.
* [Scene cuts to Oroka talking to an orange]
* **Oroka Fukai:** Geez, Orenji, do you think we'll be friends forever? [pause] I think that's a yes! [Eats an orange. Cuts back to Yume and Orenji]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Oh... [pause] Hey Yume, where are we going?
* **Yume Manabu:** To Walmart.
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Okay... [pause] Hey, Yume.
* **Yume Manabu:** WHAT!
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** I....I have to use the bathroom.
* [Scene cuts to the port-o-potty. Yume stands waiting in front of a port-o-potty]
* **Yume Manabu:** Uh, are you done in there? [starts to poke the door open]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** HEY!
* **Yume Manabu:** Aah! Sorry! Sorry. [closes the door, embarrassed]
* [Cuts back to Yume driving down the road. Orenji looks out the window and notices a Walmart building]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Hey Yume, are we there yet?
* **Yume Manabu:** Yes, yes, we're here.
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Yay! [Yume drives over to the parking lot] Okay, let's go shopping! [gets out of the car, but Yume grabs her hand]
* **Yume Manabu:** Wait! When we get to the store, don't touch nothing, don't say nothing, and most of all, don't go wandering off for toys and games! Got it? [Orenji nodded her head] Good, now let's go. [picks up Orenji and walks to the store]
* [Cuts to Yume shopping at Walmart]
* **Yume Manabu:** Let's see...Pop-Tarts. This one says "strawberry," this one says "blueberry." Hmm... blueberry... strawberry... blueberry... strawberry... what do you think, Orenji? [the camera zooms out and sees Orenji is not in the shopping cart] Orenji?
* [Cuts to Seijin putting the toilet paper in the shelf. Orenji walks to Seijin]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Excuse me, do you know how much this game cost? [Holds up Resident Evil Village PS5 cover. Kuroi squishes Orenji with her cart] Ouch... [Yume runs towards to Orenji]
* **Yume Manabu:** Orenji, what have I told you about wandering off?!
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** But I was gonna give this game to my bro... [Yume snatches the video game]
* **Yume Manabu:** [reads the title] Resident Evil Village? Rated M for "Mature"?! Are you that serious?! [throws the video game on the ground]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** I meant to give this to... [Yume shakes his head and grabs Orenji] Yume, what are you doing? [tries to hang onto the floor] Wait! Wait! WAIT! I need to get this game! HEY!!! [Lincoln comes over and picks up the video game]
* **Lincoln Loud:** Oh, sweet! They got the new Resident Evil game!
* [Scene cuts to Yume putting colored pencils in the shopping cart]
* **Yume Manabu:** That's the last of it! Now all I need to do is to find Orenji, and we can go home. [Walks out of the aisle. As Yume continues to walk, he hears a TV noise coming from the playhouse] Huh? [Orenji is in the playhouse, complete with bean bag chair, snacks, and a flat screen TV]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** [laughs] This place rocks! I can finally watch TV while I'm snacking on food! [eats Doritos]
* **Yume Manabu:** Orenji, what the heck are you doing in the playhouse?!
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Nothing. Just chillin'... [Drinks Capri Sun. Yume seethes with fury]
* **Yume Manabu:** Do you want us to get kicked out of the store again?! Cause the last time we've got kicked out of Walmart, it's because my brother was playing music too loud and...
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Shh! The Patrick Star Show is on! [Yume sighs and facepalm]
* **Yume Manabu:** Alright, fine, but you got 10 minutes to watch TV before we leave the store. I'll see you in the checkout counter. [leaves the playhouse]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Okay! [takes a handful of Doritos, and eats it]
* **French Narrator:** 30 minutes later.
* [The scene cuts to Yume at the check-out counter, waiting for Orenji to come]
* **Yume Manabu:** What's taken Orenji so long? I thought she was gonna be here by now! [Pete comes over with his cart]
* **Pete:** Outta my way, kid! [pushes Yume and cuts in front of him]
* **Yume Manabu:** Hey! [thinking] Oh, nerts! It's that same guy who cuts in front of the line at Starbucks! Alright, Yume, just whatever you do, don't say a word to him, and don't let Orenji do something really embarrassi- [Orenji is behind him]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Hey, Yume!
* **Yume Manabu:** [screams] How did you get here?!
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** [holds up a doll] Check out this new fruit scented doll! [sniffs the doll] Mmm! This doll smells like fried chicken and watermelon! [Yume is horror-struck. He looks up and sees Pete in extreme anger. Yume nervously waves at him]
* **Yume Manabu:** H-Hey, uncle Pete...
* [Yume giggles nervously. As Pete is about to beat up Yume, the screen cuts to black. Scene cuts to Yume, who has a black eye, and Orenji driving home]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** How's your eye feel?
* **Yume Manabu:** Shut up.
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** [short pause] You know, I was trying to be helpfu-
* **Yume Manabu:** I said, shut up!
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** [short pause] Yume, why do you hate us so much?
* **Yume Manabu:** [sighs, in a calmer tone] I don't hate you Orenji, I just hate some of the things you do. [pause] Okay, I really hate some of the things you do. I know you don't mean them, but I'm your friend, and it's my job to take care of you.
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Is that why Pete always beat you up? [Yume begins to tear up and angrily punches the panel] Okay, I'll keep my mouth shut.
* [Yume driving to his house. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Dreams Do Come True." Yume gets out of the car and angrily walks up to the front door. Orenji follows him]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Come on, I was just kidding! With Pete beating you up and all that stuff...hehehe....wasn't that hilarious? [Yume slams the door on her. Short pause] So, uhh,... where's my dinner? [Yume cracks the door open, puts the chicken nuggets on the mat, and shuts the door] Oh, joy! Chicken nuggets! [when she is about to take a bite of it, GIR comes out of the bush to get something to eat] Why hello there, GIR! What brings you here on this very warm evening? [GIR looks at the chicken nuggets] Oh, you want one of my.... [GIR takes the rest of the chicken nuggets and runs off] Hey! That was mine! [Reaches to the road as she chasing GIR. She gasps] The road! [attempts to cross road but there's too much traffic] This is no place to raise a slime! [notices that there's a vending machine on the other side of the road] Of course! [ties her hands around the mailbox and flings herself to the vending machine] WHOA! [tries to press the button] Almost got it... [flings back very fast and Orenji flies off, then starts screaming]
* **Mordecai:** Whoa!
* **Rigby:** Make a wish, dude!
* [Orenji continues screaming. Flies onto a horseshoe toss pole]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** This shouldn't happen to a slime. [gets hit by a horseshoe]

* **Sandy Cheeks:** Well gee willikers, Kuni, that was a nice toss.
* **Kuni Chaneru:** Weren't me, Sandy. My money's on Hendersonville.
* [Scene cuts to Orenji lying on the newspaper]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** And so it's come to this. No food, no shelter, and sleeping in this Sunday newspaper. You know, being a slime isn't half bad after all. Although I have to turn myself back to normal before midnight. Welp, good night! [turns the lantern off then goes to sleep]
* [As Orenji asleep, the camera pans up to the sky and the storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder. Cuts back to Orenji sleeping in the newspaper. The newspaper begins to floods away down the sidewalk and Orenji wakes up and sees the newspaper flooding away]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Hey, where are we going? [Notices that she is heading straight to the storm drain and screams. Orenji jumps off the newspaper and lands on the sidewalk] Phew! That was a close one! [the newspaper falls to the storm drain] Shoot, that was my bed! Well, at least I still have my lantern! [takes out her lantern and turns on the light] Ah, that's better.
* [The lantern stops working; short pause]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Uhh, okay then... Guess I have no choice to sleep at Yume's house. [runs to Yume's house] I'd better hurry before I melt myself. [starts getting weak] Gosh, why am i'm running so slow? [Crawls on the floor, panting. She coughs and sputters, then stands up] WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?! [notices that her body is melting] Oh no! I'm melting! MELTING!!! Oh, what a world! What a world! [sees the pay phone] The phone! [crawls to the pay phone] Must. Call. Yume.
* [Scene cuts to Yume's house. Yume is watching TV at the living room. The telephone rings]
* **Yume Manabu:** Hello?
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** [over phone] HELP!!!
* **Yume Manabu:** Orenji? [looks at the window and sees Orenji's body melting] Oh no! Orenji is melting! [starts running in circles] Gotta think, gotta think, gotta think, gotta think, gotta think. [gasps] Wait a minute... [a thought cloud appears above Yume's head; Tanki is inside of it]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** You must use this syringe to turn Orenji back to normal before midnight. [the cloud disappears]
* **Yume Manabu:** Of course! [pulls out a syringe] I have that thing in my pocket the whole time! [looks at the clock] 11:58 PM. Now my chance to save Orenji!
* [Cuts back to Orenji, who's still melting]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** Oh, Yume, wherever you are, you better hurry! [Yume bursts the door open]
* **Yume Manabu:** Orenji!
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** [turns around] Yume!
* **Yume Manabu:** [holds up a syringe] Head's up! [throws the syringe at Orenji]
* **Slime!Orenji Chaneru:** What? [notices that the syringe is coming towards to her] Oh, spoot. [the syringe landed in Orenji's eye and she begins to fall backward in slow motion]
* **Yume Manabu:** Orenji! [runs towards to Orenji] Orenji, how do you feel?
* [Orenji begins to scream and transforms back into a human, coughing violently]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Oh, god! [vomits out green slime]
* **Yume Manabu:** Oh! O-Oh, jeez. You alright? [Orenji falls to the ground]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Yume, please take me home.
* [Scene cuts to the apartment and then cuts to Orenji knocking on the door]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** [opens the door] Well, well, well. Guess who finally came back?
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Yeah, it's me! It's great to be back to normal again!
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Yeah, uh-huh. [sniffs Orenji and she covers her nose because she smells bad] Ugh! What is that horrible smell?!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Uh... fried chicken and watermelon? [Tanki slams the door] Does that mean I have to sleep outside again? [bed crashes down on her] I'll take that as a yes then.
* [episode ends]