Salviaerik.com

Salviaerik.com is a website that hosts content for Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik. It was originally created to be an online store for T-shirts. The store has since been moved to Neon Grizzly, but the website still offers other content. Visitors to the website may be subject to full body scans via satellite.

## Salviaerik store

The salviaerik store was the main page of the website and the merchandise store for Internet Comment Etiquette. It featured many real and fictional products for sale. Trying to access the store now redirects the student to Internet Comment Etiquette's page on the Neongrizzly store.

### Featured Items

During his lessons, Erik would sometimes promote items from his store in the style of Alex Jones.

### Alex Jones

* SalviaErik Dick Pills, $69.99 ~~$99.99~~: These pills are 100% Salvia, because I'm Salvia. And I jizzed in all the pills.
* SalviaErik Survival Tent, $499.99: This tent is 100% biodegradable in the rain
* Divorce Attorney Shovel, $40.00: "This shovel's gotten me out of more marriages than a secretary who doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut" - Lenny Dykstra
* SPECIAL DEAL: Mystery Bag of Pills, $32.99: Some Chinese guy gave me this bag of pills and we're selling it.
* SalviaErik Dialysis Machine, $1,299.99 This unique model has a cup holder
* Refugee Trap, $1,299.00: This trap is humane and safe for the refugee. Includes postage to send back to anywhere that isn't America.

### HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL

* "I Got Sued By Donald Trump" T-Shirt, $20.00
* "Southern Justice Warrior" T-Shirt, $20.00

### Sex Ed

* "I Learned Sex From Youtube" T-Shirt, $20,00

### YOUTUBE 911

* Couk Cruz Poster (18x24"), $17.75 ~~$17.76~~: This awesome poster was done by the talented James Downing aka "the English Couk" (Couk is pronounced to rhyme with "spook"). If you would like some custom illustration done in this awesome aesthetic his services can be commissioned here: http://couk-art.co.uk

### Screaming Animals

* BIG MONEY SALVIA GAY CONVERSION CAMP FOR PET FROGS, $120.00
* Siamang Infants (Monkey), $1,200.00
* "My Dead Cat Dream" The Shirt, $19.99

### How to Stay Big Money on YouTube

* Flat Earth V-Neck Ultra Rare, From $19.99: "I will stop my #flatearth talk if someone can send me a god damn photo of the horizon with a curvature! Otherwise it is flat! -Tila Tequila
* Fear the Cloud People Poster, $17.76
* "Obama Turned My Frog Gay" T-Shirt, $20.00: Let the globalists know you're not gonna sit down and let them turn our frogs gay! Fight back with this one of a kind t-shirt and please note we do not sell to women (unless of course you give us money)
* Female Purple Fancy Man Ice T-Shirt, $19.99

### Lady-Bots

* Robot Gray (Uni-Sex), From $21.99: Robots will take all our jobs. The future belongs to the machines. No one is safe. #Robots
* Robot Tank Top T-Shirt Limited Edition Neon Green!, $19.99: Limited edition Neon Green Robot Tank Top to celebrate the summer and the sweet heat that it provides. Ideal for sweaty individuals. #RobotSweat
* Magnet Pack #1 (5.5" X 4.25"), $6.66 ~~$6.99~~: Why magnets? Because someone asked for magnets. Stick these bad bitches on your fridge today!

### Grandma's Not Doing too Good

* Couk Fear the Cloud People Poster (18X24"), $17.76: Couk is at it again with this banging Cloud People poster. The Cloud People are real, and they're to be feared. #Never4Get #CloudPeople

### Robot Goes to Yale

* Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer!!!! (18X24"), $17.76: TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER! OR AT LEAST SOME THINK.. IT'S UP TO HIM TO PROVE HE DIDN'T DO IT. RIGHT? GET THIS POST NOW AND LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH #TEDCRUZ #ZODIACKILLER

### Strange Sports

* Box of Ferrets, $199.99: A box filled to the brim with ferrets
* Ferret Pills, $29.99: These pills are based on an ancient Chinese philosophy that if you grind up animals and turn them into pills you'll live a few days longer

### Your Guide to the End Of the World

* Estrogen Pills, $29.99: Knock down that testosterone with some Estro-Glo! Guaranteed to make you think twice about asserting your manhood.

### Goodbye Pineapple Summer

* It's a Rocket Ship Poster! (18X24"), $17.76: Let all your fellow engineering students know you're the coolest engineer around with this completely PC science poster. You can't argue with SCIENCE!

## Blog

Erik's blog features the full text of the stories from Skjöldr's Scary Stories.

## About

The about page features a picture of Uncle Dave, a rocketship, and now-defunct customer support information.

## Erik's Dick Reviews

Erik's Dick Reviews is a page on the website where anyone can leave a review of Erik's dick.

## Testimonials

The testimonials page features screenshots of YouTube comments about Erik.