Chris Chan

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简介
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Christine Weston Chandler (born: February 24, 1982), 简称Chris-Chan, CWC，曾用名Christian Weston Chandler, 美国弗吉尼亚州知名大龄自闭症啃姥战神，云杰都难以望其项背的存在。曾因和自己八十多岁的老母亲发生性关系而入狱（VA州乱伦违法）。

CWC于1982年2月24日出生于弗吉尼亚州Charlottesville，一生中大部分时间呆在附近的Ruckersville。幼时即被诊断为自闭症，虽然具体诊断时间不明。CWC在刺猬索尼克游戏刚上市时就对其产生了兴趣，此后又对宝可梦系列产生兴趣。1994年，CWC的名字由Christopher更改为Christian（因为其父亲带其参观一个交响乐团时团长叫错了他的名字，于是就决定将其改名为christian以求好运）。2000年，CWC创造了Sonichu这一震惊世界的创作。CWC毕业于社区大学Piedmont Virginia Community College，最终获得计算机辅助绘图与设计副学士学位。

## 早期生涯

### Sonichu

CWC拥有啃姥网络乐子不分国界的共同点——极端渴望异性同时又缺乏社交能力，但由于当时互联网不发达再加上米国社会较为开放，CWC一开始并没有和杨帆，张杰，詹建华一样在网上公布求偶启事，而是亲自举着牌子在公共场合求偶。因为此事CWC被大学停学一年。在这段时间，CWC开始创作furry系的漫画——Sonichu，其手绘质量完全是幼儿园水平，相比之下杨帆的手表好汉系列都算是可以接受的作品了。

### 成为乐子

虽然CWC至少从1999年就开始上网，但是直到2007年才有4chan用户开始发掘CWC的乐子。在CWC的漫画广为流传之后，CWC对大批新来的引流狗宣称自己是高功能自闭症患者。

战史
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### 弗州情圣

CWC有一名女性朋友Megan Schroeder，CWC对其多次表示想要建立恋爱关系，但遭到拒绝。CWC为了意淫多次将其画到自己的漫画里。2007年，CWC参与一个索尼举办的rap比赛（用于宣传音游PaRappa the Rappa）以讨Megan的欢心。最终一个叫Adam Stackhouse的人夺魁，CWC未能如愿。输不起的CWC尽显巨婴本色，发布多个视频指责Adam用作弊手段取胜。Megan对CWC失败感到非常高兴，并声称如果CWC再对其进行性骚扰，将与其老死不相往来。

在CWC被Encyclopedia Dramatica出道后，CWC创建大量小号尝试洗白自己的词条。同时CWC还画了一幅自己和Megan床上运动的黄图添加到词条里，虽然画技泰国第几。

### 网恋教父

曾有人自称Blanca Weiss（Blanca是西班牙语的“白色”，Weiss是德语的“白色”，起这个名字可能是为了嘲讽CWC表示只喜欢白人女性），装作女人和CWC网恋文爱取乐。CWC给这名“女人”送了自制的sonichu徽章作为礼物，但对方将其无情的摧毁，并录下了视频。

2008年，Encyclopedia Dramatica（类似夏国“恶俗”的网站）的一名用户发动了第二次巨魔作战，据说获得了CWC的实牛上网照片。

### 剽窃疑云

大概在Blanca事件的同一时期，另一名巨魔装作英国橄榄球协会的Jimmy Hill自称是Sonichu真正的创作者，声称该系列已经在他们的发展下在英国大行其道。CWC为Jimmy Hill版本的Sonichu世界观（Sonichu被描述成同性恋，CWC是一个邪恶的机器人等等）及其涉嫌剽窃的行为感到愤怒不已，多次尝试与其对质。10月13日，CWC和Jimmy直接发动了别样的对线大战。2009年2月，可能是夜蝶失去了乐CWC的兴趣，Jimmy的网站停更。

### 死灵法师

被认为是Chandler的一生之敌的一名巨魔使用Clyde Cash作为假名。2008年12月，Cash声称他的弟弟Ryan Cash因为CWC宣布Sonichu停更而自杀。Cash开始多次骚扰CWC，CWC发了一个道歉视频。在这一时期CWC拥有了一个新的颅内意淫女友Pandahalo。Cash为了报复CWC声称将Pandahalo强奸受孕（这显然是夜蝶们用多个皮囊联合玩的把戏，然而CWC仍然蒙在鼓里）。Pandahalo声称此后产生性瘾，并邀请CWC和Clyde与她3P。CWC恳求其流掉胎儿，来CWC的家里和他的父母过上家庭生活。Pandahalo决定对CWC发出最后通牒，要求其和任天堂的人员沟通，把Sonichu制作成游戏，这样就会有钱供给未来的家庭，她就会打掉胎儿，作为CWC的性瘾娇妻和其性福生活。而如果不能做到这一点，她就会和Clyde在一起，和CWC永远断绝关系。CWC信以为真，把个人网站的账户密码交给了自称任天堂工作人员的野爹，以让任天堂用《动物森友会》游戏为Sonichu宣传。此后野爹以CWC的个人网站作为威胁要求其拍摄视频自称是一名gay。

之后，野爹自称是宫本茂，让CWC信以为真任天堂考虑过一个Sonichu游戏，但最终拒绝。CWC的阿米巴原虫一般的智商无法看出这种骗术，录制一段视频尝试和宫本茂对话。此后Clyde又破坏其和另一个女友的约会（也是一名乐CWC人士）。Clyde这一皮囊在2009年5月22日“死亡”。2010年3月，CWC发布一段视频表达了对乐CWC人士的无能狂怒，特别是Cash，并且在视频中模拟杀死Cash的场景，和罗琪轩意淫砍杀杨帆如出一辙。

### VIRTUAL SEX

2008年12月，一名叫Bluespike的巨魔用Julie的皮囊开始接触CWC，装作女人尝试和其网恋。在网恋过程中，其声称使CWC拍摄了一段喊着Julie的名字和充气娃娃进行性行为的视频。

在这段时间，Bluespike又开了一个叫Max的皮囊，自称是Julie的弟弟。2009年3月，Max用不到一个小时时间盗了CWC的PS账号，威胁将其在Ebay卖掉同时不让其再见到Julie，除非CWC说“Billy May是CWCville（译者注：CWC世界观的主要城镇）的市长”并将Sonichu徽章放到后庭里。

### 不幸丧偶

2009年3月，CWC又和一个叫Ivy的皮囊开始网恋。CWC将她实装到了Sonichu世界观里，并做了很多音乐和性内容的视频对其求爱，最终甚至对其求婚。

2009年7月，CWC得知Ivy“紫砂”的消息，悲痛欲绝，并将这一事件画到Sonichu漫画里作为怀念。

### 克隆人战争

2009年6月后期，一位自称Liquid Chris的夜蝶声称CWC是模仿他，他才是真正的Chandler。这迅速吸引了CWC的注意，两人开始一场别样的CWC国内战。内战的高潮是一场卡拉OK比赛，真CWC不幸战败，对他的打击比屠杀亲妈还大。在失踪两个月之后，自称Liquid的女友的Kacey联系了CWC，假装差点被其勾引去了他家。她假装要和Liquid分手，直到“知道”了CWC在骗她。11月6日，Liquid决定退网，说他得到了Kacey的结婚许可。

### 颅内屠杀

Asperchu is a Sonichu parody comic written by Alec Benson Leary, first released on December 4, 2009. [23] [24] Chandler discovered the comic soon after being sent several homoerotic pieces of artwork featuring the Sonichu and Asperchu characters. [25] On January 19, 2010, Chandler posted a twelve-page portion of Sonichu featuring the Asperchu characters not only being saved from Alec but also being rewritten into versions of themselves less insulting to Chandler, along with an ultimatum insisting that these incarnations were now Asperchu canon. [23] Chandler soon apologized for the trouble she was causing. [26] This was, however, seemingly taken back, as Chandler soon after uploaded the final pages of Sonichu #10, depicting Alec and the staff of his Asperchu wiki being brutally murdered in various ways. [27]

### 迫真退网

In March of 2010, Chandler attempted to disconnect herself from the Internet. [28] It is commonly believed his former pastoral counselor Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker was behind this exile. [29] Although he was seemingly gone, Chandler was, in reality, still around, contacting yet another potential girlfriend (see below), posing as a troll named "JenkinsJinkies" on the CWCki [30], and uploading various animations for Flipnote Studio. [31] He was also covertly photographed at several Fridays After Five in Charlottesville, VA. [32] This saga ended in late August when three videos leaked of Chandler destroying his PlayStation 3. [33]

Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy was a troll who represented herself through a fake alias nicknamed "Jackie" accompanied by a picture of an anonymous female taken from a set of amateur adult photographs (shown below, left). Chandler first got into contact with her in April of 2010,[42] and the two corresponded via email for several weeks over the course of the month. During this period, Jackie discovered Chandler's online presence, which culminated in a video on April 21st where Chandler describes what sexual acts she would perform on her (shown below, right).[43][44]

Disgusted by his seeming unwillingness to be in a stable relationship, Jackie broke off communication with Chandler until July.[45] She attempted to give Chandler advice on how to improve her life, which she ultimately ignored. In September 2010, she asked Chandler to draw pictures of she and her having intercourse, to which she obliged. She also made several videos targeting Jackie's ex-boyfriend, and, through October, recorded several videos of her cosplaying in order to impress her, mostly as various cartoon characters. The Jackie saga ended after Chandler stopped replying to her emails at the end of the same month, and to many, it is still unclear whether "Jackie" was an online troll pretending to be a female interested in Chandler or if she actually was real.

In late March of 2011, Chandler sent an email to Jackie about a new interest she had picked up: crossdressing. [46] At the end of April, Surfshack Tito leaked images of Chandler dressed in women's clothing. In May, she joined the now-defunct Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum and was soon found out in the next month. [47] Over the course of August, Chandler made a series of videos, named the "Calling Out" series, in an attempt to get trolls to apologize to him; only Surfshack Tito met his demands. [48] The Tomgirl Saga ended in September with the death of Chandler's father, Robert Chandler.

### 大闹游戏店

From dates as early as 2002 to 2008, one of Chandler's favorite places to hang out in Charlottesville was the local hobby and game store, the GAMe PLACe, owned by Michael Snyder. Chandler enjoyed coming to the store because they sold video games and trading cards, and held weekly tournaments of the Pokemon Trading Card Game which Chandler, at the time, had an interest in. It is also where she met Megan and became friends with her before the events of the ED saga occurred. [60]

However, during her time at the GAMe PLACe, Chandler would repeatedly be warned by the store's staff and Michael himself for numerous behaviors and incidents she caused, including racism, yelling at children, poor sportsmanship in card games and video games, and disrupting the shopping experience of other customers. This information was revealed by two trolls under the aliases of Mimms and Lucas, who experienced viewing the behavior first-hand when Chandler was a regular customer. [59]
In August 2008, Chandler was officially banned from the store by Snyder and was legally not allowed to come back, which would lead Chandler to try and convince Snyder to appeal her ban by continuously sending emails to him, trying to sneak in the store itself and making apology videos through her YouTube channel at the time, to no avail.

On October 28th, 2011, Chandler and her mother, Barbara 'Barb' Chandler, were arrested under the allegation that they had been trying to hit Michael with their car. Chandler was sentenced to community service, one year of probation and mandatory psychiatric treatment on July 10th, 2012, nine months after the initial incident occurred. [57]

### 纪录片

On February 2nd, 2015, YouTuber sachumo uploaded a video titled "Chris Chan Documentary," chronicling the personal life and online history of Chandler (shown below). Within two years, the video gained over 1.08 million views and 9,000 comments.

### 试图盈利

In June 2017, Chandler launched a Patreon[62] titled "Christine Weston Chandler is creating Sonichu and Rosechu Official Comic Books and Products." On October 9th, Chandler uploaded a video discussing the Patreon page (shown below). As of November 2017, the Patreon collects $610 per month from 27 patrons.

### 大势所趋

On November 9th, 2017, YouTuber PewDiePie uploaded a video titled "Stop Ruining Sonic," in which he discusses Chandler and Sonichu (shown below). That day, the video was submitted to the "Christian Weston Chandler" forum on Kiwi Farms.[61]

### **操妈狂魔**

On July 30th, 2021, audio of an alleged phone conversation between Chris-Chan and an unknown person was leaked online. The audio was uploaded to YouTube by EllDudeRocks, who claims in the description that the alleged sexual contact between Chris-Chan and Barbara, his mother, happened on June 27th, 2021, earning 12,000 views in five hours. A longer, unedited version of the audio that spans 10 minutes in length was uploaded on July 30th, 2021, by YouTuber[64] Dr. Retard, who credits a Discord user for the video (shown below).

The initial reaction online was met with a mix of absolute disgust combined with disbelief, and the question of legality and what could possibly be done against Chris-Chan regarding this alleged matter. The Twitter[65] account @Actually\_Tina gave a nuanced take on how messy of a situation it would be to approach from a mental health standpoint (seen below).

On July 29th, 2022, it was confirmed that Chris-Chan would have their case go before a Grand Jury for the point of gathering together the evidence and seeing if there was enough to proceed with a trial by jury. The update to the court situation was uploaded onto YouTube by the channel RevSaysDesu[66] where it obtained over 66,000 views in two days (shown below).

### 狱后余生

On March 27th, 2023, it was confirmed through the Virginia prison system that Chris-Chan had been officially let out of prison due to a bail bond, meaning that they were free to go as long as they promised to show up for the court date. At the time it is unknown how the money was acquired to post the bail, or what Chris-Chan plans to do for housing until the trial. However, the memes that were previously used when the Hoax Escape got popular were quickly repurposed and used for the current situation (shown below).

Chris "Out of my way. I'm going to see my mother.

家庭
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### 母亲

Barbara Ann Chandler (née Weston, formerly Yeatts and Smithey; born 1 October 1941) is the widow of Bob Chandler and the mother of Christian Weston Chandler and Cole Smithey. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year 2000 Award Chris created for her. She has not won the award since, although Chris did have other, more twisted "gifts" in mind for his mother over twenty years later.

Though Bob has remained relatively popular with Trolls and Christorians alike, the same cannot be said for Barbara, who has been consistently disliked by nearly everyone but Chris and her late husband – with many members of her own family distancing themselves from her at least since at least the funeral of one of Chris's aunts. Whereas Bob eventually recognized his shortcomings as a parent to Chris and attempted to correct them late into his life, Barbara has consistently been one of the biggest enablers of Chris's bad behavior since he was a child, on top of emotionally manipulating, threatening, and on occasion physically abusing him (elements which Chris would turn around and use on her later in her life). Barbara has been instrumental in turning Chris into the spoiled manchild that he is, and like Bob before her, has encouraged him not to seek a serious career path in favor of getting welfare off of his condition, in spite of the fact that he could get a minimum-wage job and still qualify for welfare.

It has long been suspected that she has some form of narcissistic personality disorder, which goes hand-in-hand with what we know about her neglectful to abusive relationship with Chris, along with his half-brother Cole Smithey, who received a much worse treatment from her. Her hoarding habits also indirectly lead to the 2014 house fire, as sparks from a coffee maker that had no business being plugged into an extension cord in the bathroom burned the paper, plastic, and wood in the room before engulfing the house, and much of the Financhu Crisis is subsequently on her. Nonetheless, Chris remains unaware of just how bad a parent she's been to him, and he continues to cling to her in an Oedipal fashion (to a horrifying degree, as we'd later find out) as she approaches death's door, and he's no closer to becoming a self-sufficient adult two decades after graduating high school.

For much of the Classic Era of Christory, Barbara was extremely obese and napped a lot (earning her the nickname "Snorlax", after the fat, sleepy Pokémon of the same name), but she has since shed a ton of weight in her twilight years. This sharp loss of weight, loss of hair color, and knowledge of her son's status as a living internet meme all factored into her role in appearing in multiple begging videos, alongside reportedly playing up senility for the camera to manipulate viewers into paying for donations. (Whether or not Barb was "just acting" senile remains unclear, particularly with later events in mind.) Unfortunately, much like her son, she spends most of the donations that she receives on frivolous crap rather than working to resolve her mounting debt that will be placed upon Chris after she kicks the bucket.

Nonetheless, some offered sympathy to Barb in light of some incredibly dark revelations late into her life. Near the end of July 2021, Chris told Isabella Loretta Janke that he began an incestuous relationship with Barbara, long speculated to be suffering from some form of degenerative brain disease, which Chris later indicated was possible; by extension could mean that she may have been unable to consent with her son. Audio of this revelation quickly leaked out to the internet at large. Chris previously told Null that he'd found a boyfriend-free girl over the age of 50 who was an accountant years ago – details which match up with a description of who Barb is – leading Null to believe that Chris found a girlfriend who he didn't want people to find out about before eventually realizing that Chris screwed his own mother. Following this horrifying news, Null severed his ties with Chris, and the damage done was swift and immeasurable as both Chris and Barb were vacated from 14 Branchland Court and separated by the authorities, with Barb being placed under medical care and Chris being sent to jail, awaiting trial.

Barb returned to her residence at some point in August 2021, apparently appearing more rattled than usual. In an October 2021 letter to a fan, Chris mentioned that he had received a letter from Barb during his stay in jail. A November 2021 letter to Kengle revealed that Barb was involved in a car crash claiming that she had suffered two broken ribs and a concussion, and has since been at the mercy of senior caregivers and extended family members who had never wanted to see her ever again until hearing about what she'd been through. This was later confirmed by a CarFax report and Barb being charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident.