Verona Salt

**Verona Salt** is the daughter of Veruca Salt, and she is a spoiled brat!

## Info

Name: Verona Salt

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Appearance: I'm a brunette with brown ringlets, a pink dress, and a coat made out of poor, innocent minks.

Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: Pansy Beauregarde

Secret Heart's Desire: To have everything I want - my list of things I want is extremely long. And I want it NOW!

My "Magic" Touch: I can have anything I want cuz Daddy buys it for me. (Well, almost. I wanted Daddy to buy me Argentina for my birthday but the Argentine government said they wouldn't sell their country to a kid.)

Storybook Romance Status: I want Daring as my boyfriend. I WANT HIM NOW!

"Oh Curses!" Moment: Whenever I don't get what I want. If I don't get the things I am after...I'm going to screeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!

Favorite Subject: Princessology. The girls in here are so spoiled like me!

Least Favorite Subject: Everything else because I don't get what I want.

Best Friend Forever After: Who needs friends when your daddy buys you anything you want?

## Biography

Hello, you bloody chavs. I am Verona Salt. I am a spoiled little brat who gets everything she wants cuz my rich parents buy me ANYTHING I WANT! I just have to whine and I get it. (Mummy and Daddy say that I'm a little angel, though.)

Despite the fact that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory isn't a fairy tale, I wanted to go to Ever After High. When my parents said no, I threw one of my trademark tantrums - this one was so loud that it almost caused my mansion to collapse. My parents relented and let me go.

I have an expensive custom room. My room is full of pink and white frilly stuff and posters of cute British actors. I also have a horde of pets, and yet I always want more. I want them NOW! I even have a pony (and not just any pony - it's an alicorn from Equestria!), but I want another one.

I also like to pick on that whiny little peasant Lucky Bucket because he's so immature and stupid. Mitch Teavee leads me, my roommate, and Uter Gloop in teasing the little milksop.

I am a Rebel because I don't want to get humiliated by falling down the garbage chute. I WANT TO BE A REBEL NOW!!!

## Trivia

* Her hometown is Kensington and Chelsea, London.
* Her clothes closet is the same size as her bedroom.
* Her daddy owns four factories in India, three in Nigeria, two in Indonesia, and one in El Salvador.
* She bought child slaves from third world countries, and she's not sorry for it.
* She loves to eat caviar from freshly-killed beluga sturgeons. (She doesn't care that they're endangered.)
* She owns garments made from baby seals, including a baby seal coat that's been tickled pink.
* She has a crush on Tom Felton.
* She is friends with Lotta Windsor-Middleton, Budapest Hilton and Devilica Pickles.
* She is also friends with Binky from the show Made in Chelsea.
* Every Christmas, she wants Christmas presents, Hanukkah presents, and Kwanzaa presents (despite not being Jewish or black).
* Verona's other pets include: ten dogs, fourteen cats, six rabbits, eleven parakeets, seven canaries, four parrots, nine mice, two rats, six hamsters, four gerbils, two guinea pigs, three chinchillas, five ferrets, sixty fish, two turtles, eight frogs, three lizards, four snakes, two skunks, two beavers, a river otter, a squirrel, a pot-bellied pig, a hedgehog, two alpacas, two llamas, a camel, two tarantulas, a scorpion, a fennec fox, three monkeys, a chimpanzee, an octopus, a crab, a lobster, a kangaroo, a koala, a Tasmanian devil, an owl, an ostrich, an emu, a stork, a flamingo, a peacock, a swan, a penguin, an ocelot, a mongoose, a tiger, a tapir, a dingo, a sea lion, a dolphin, a capybara, a polar bear, a giant panda, and an elephant.