Day 1975: The Sterility

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**Day 1975: "The Sterility"** is a Broadcast in *Not For Broadcast*. It is the second playable Broadcast for Episode 3 of the game, and since the previous broadcast, the program has been re-branded as *the NNN*.

## Pre-Broadcast

(...)

The previous show on Channel One gives the summary of programming for the rest of the evening:

* UP NEXT - NNN
* 6:30pm - What's Traipsing Through Your Territory? - Tonight's Local Programming
* 7:30pm - Oh God! It's Triplets! - A harrowing drama about a family cursed with financial ruin and emotional collapse after the birth of their unexpectedly large family.
* 9:15pm - What Music Is Best? - A rundown of the top selling songs across the territories, expecting catchy tunes and scenes of an inappropriately sexual nature.
* 10pm - Julia's Diary - The ever-popular prime minister will read extracts from her diary in front of a warm fire.
* 10:30pm - Betterment - This drama series tells the inspirational story of Emily Denisworth and the brave doctors and technicians struggling to help her shed her old habits and adjust to the New Future.
* 11:15pm - Incisors - Doctor Adrian Atkinson-Blimey will be looking back on Liberation Day by talking to several eye witnesses and asking: "How did it all go so right?"
* 12:30pm - Territory Weather Report
* 12:40pm - Advance Briefing

(...)

## Segment 1

### Headlines

Megan Wolfe starts the broadcast by greeting the viewers, noting that they may be asking "Who's this?" She answers that it's "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" at Channel One, so she's thus joined by her foster-daughter, Stacey. She instructs Stacey to say hello, and gets told to go fuck herself in response. Disregarding the insult, she introduces the main stories of the night:

Megan tells the viewers that they absolutely love hearing the way their neighbours and team members have been able to become better people. She instructs Stacey to do the next part, and after initial opposition, she reluctantly does so, telling the viewers to let them know their stories at the NNN.

## Break 1

Jenny announces that they're out as Megan tries to explain to Stacey that, somewhere else in the Channel One building in a tiny room all by themselves, is a person called Alex Winston, mentioning how she would appreciate if Stacey could get through one sentence in the night without making them reach for the bleep button every time she does so. Megan asks if they could try that, and Stacey responds that both Alex and Winston can go fuck themselves. Jenny walks in, questioning if the segment also reminded Megan of the "good old days, with Megan asking Jenny in return if by that she means "everything's spiraling out of control into some kind of tragi-comic disaster." She gets an affirmative in response, with Jenny remarking that it's just like having Jeremy Donaldson back in the chair. The two proceed to joke amongst themselves, asking if Jeremy's watching them from somewhere and subsequently fucking with them, to which Stacey points out the hypocrisy of Jenny being permitted to swear, but not allowed to herself.

During the break, Boseman calls Alex again, beginning to tell them about something before he gets interrupted by his daughter, Petunia. He questions why she's leaving already, noting that he knows she had to take the day off work. Boseman pauses before asking if she's still had no luck in conceiving a son. He gives Petunia his condolences, telling her that they'll speak later. Returning to Alex, Boseman exclaims that he completely forgot what he was going to say, but that they're lucky Suzie Winston is a key worker and exempt for the day (if Suzie went to Med School), they're lucky Suzie is outside of the catchment area and exempt for the day (if Suzie married Zach), or pausing and noting that he's lucky to still have her (if Suzie is dead).

## Segment 2

### *The Automated* Preview

Megan announces that this segment will feature interviews from the red carpet as a film called *The Automated* premiers. The film stars Laurence Blunderclatch and Helena Canterbury-Boatshoe. Megan explains that the film is a project first covered on Day 1 called *The Medicated*, but was pulled before release so that it could be worked on further, primarily by adding special effects and dubbed voice lines. This is followed by a clip from the film which is simply a digitally modified version of the clip from *The Medicated* shown during Day 1. In the studio, Stacey comments on this and in response, Megan encourages her to say something nice about the film. After the clip ends, all Stacey can say about the film is "The robots were alright, I guess."

### Red Carpet Interviews

#### National Nightly Guests

The specific version of the interviews in this segment are determined by the actions of Alex Winston over the course of the 7 previous broadcasts, excluding Day ???: The Lockdown. For this first series of interviews, Robyn Shorte interviews Laurence Blunderclatch, Not Patrick interviews Billy Bob Jeanshort accompanied by either Li'l C or Li'l D, then Robyn will interview J-Zuss.

##### Laurence Blunderclatch

 Blunderclatch's Overjoyed
 Blunderclatch and Helena's Gratitude

#### 1st Interlude

Megan asks Stacey to give an opinion from her generation's perspective, persuading her after being warned that she won't like Stacey's opinions. Namely, "Well Bumbernonc is so old he's like one week away from a Transition Centre so who cares, and Li'l C was cool when I was like 12 or something but now she's just another fucking loony, and J-Zuss is a Disrupt-loving wanker who should've died with the rest of 'em three years ago." Megan tells her that she's right, in that she doesn't like her opinions. By this time, Not Patrick is ready with another celebrity on the red carpet.

#### Advertisers

The version of this interview shown is determined by which ads Alex ran before Day 912.

 Mayor of Bumley
 Too Chris Too Furious

#### Headlines

The version of this interview shown is determined by which headlines Alex selected between Days 8 and 296. Robyn will interview either Johnny Hamsleeves, David Wong and Ingrid Svorsborgenhorgensvord, Sophia Rymmington, or three alumni from the cast of *Hey! Friendship!*: Steve Saxon and Charlotte and Harriet Winstanley-Dash-Hamilton.

## Adverts

There are three selections of adverts for this broadcast:

* Advance: Together
* Advance: Anthem
* Songs of the New Future

## Trivia

* During the Red Carpet interviews of Segment 2, Robyn Shorte and Not Patrick are seen using microphones bearing the *National Nightly News* branding, even though the program has since been rebranded. This is a reference to when Robyn used a microphone with similarly-outdated branding during *The Tadlocks* segment of Day 153: The Tempest. *NNN*-branded microphones likely do exist, as Robyn appears to be using one during the title sequence, indicated by the purple foam windscreen on it.
* In the segment "Li'l B on the H", Li'l C wearing a bag over her head appears to be a reference to a similar stunt by Shia LeBeouf, in which he wore a bag with the words "I Am Not Famous Anymore" at the premiere of the 2014 film Nymphomaniac.

## References

1. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedGorgeousFoxKeyboardCat-6vVMZ-N-Ub7eAddQ
2. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/SincereRespectfulSashimiNerfRedBlaster-Cx0zOdsuzpyFO2h2
3. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/AwkwardIgnorantSalamanderBrainSlug-880lzzpamCRvCzTW