Morgan

artists rendition

### Aliases

smog monster, the big cheese, rei kinnie supreme, lain kinnie supreme, baiken fucker supreme, wwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Arbiter of justice

### Relatives

David Byrne (Brother), Mort the chicken (Son), Fat fuck Boone (Son), Jerma985 (Father), The virgin Mary (Mother)

## Biography

Morgan (Aka smog monster) was born to the virgin Mary around the same time as Christ. She grew up to earn like 57 Nobel peace prizes and has killed atleast 78 people and is still at large. Despite her notoriety, very few images of her exist. She currently has a danger level of 10. Morgan also happens to be the only Fuckhouse member to not receive any nerfs.

## Powers and abilites

Morgan has been known to have access to a wide variety of powers, including but not limited to,

* Asskinesis

* Spewing poisonous gas from her mouth

* The ability to go "Monkey mode"

* The special moves of every fighting game character she likes

* Controlling insects

* Forcing her enemies to shit

* Teleportation

* Creating miracles

* Using wind to form razor sharp blades

* Creating homunculi from nothing

* Spawning and throwing knives

* Fusion
* Eating croutons straight from the bag
* Playing fighting games on the highest difficulty
* Good taste in fictional women

She has also stated that she has multiple alternate forms, but none of these have been seen as of now.

## Time in the fuckhouse (2017)

Morgan graced the fuckhouse with her presence on October 17th 2018, directly after awakening from a 500 year long slumber. Her arrival brought joy, peace, and prosperity. But it also brought chaos, violence, and many hardships. She has built many positive relationships with the inhabitants of the fuckhouse and is believed to have ushered in a new age of peace among it's people. There is much debate as to whether or not Morgan's presence has been beneficial or harmful to the fuckhouse's way of life, with many of her detractors calling for her execution. Meanwhile, a large portion of her supporters believe that her actions have earned her the rightful title as owner of the fuckhouse. Morgan herself refuses to partake in any of these debates.

## The end of an era (6780)

Towards the end of the year 6780 CD Morgan staged a large scale revolution against the former leader of the fuckhouse, Cass "Garfield" Sillyzawa, demoting him to the role of little jester boy and taking complete control of the fuckhouse. In this new fuckhouse society, she had appointed her greatest supporters various commanding roles.

## Betrayal and revenge (7790)

Morgan's fuckhouse reign continued for thousands of years, and things were relatively peaceful. However, Morgan's self appointed second in command and former comrade, Kafka, had begun planning to overthrow Morgan and take the fuckhouse for themself. Kafka's plan had seemingly succeeded and Morgan left the fuckhouse under the guise of passing away and lived in solitude. Kafka brought a thousand year time period of death and despair upon the fuckhouse (this was most likely intentional.) After some time had passed, Morgan had become tired of living away from the fuckhouse and she had eventually returned to reclaim her throne. After a few more years of conflict, Morgan defeated Kafka and regained control over the fuckhouse.