Smashinator

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*"I never created the Smashinator for power! I created it, hoping that it would make the world a better place! A place better from insignificant power-hungry men like YOU!"
"Oh, please, HOW is a dumb hammer used for SMASHING WALLS gonna CHANGE the world!? It's a sign of DESTRUCTION! It doesn't make things BETTER!"
"My greatest creation may not be PERFECT, but its strength just might be enough to TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
"Ahh, so you're itching for a FIGHT, eh, JEFFERSON!? Well then, SO BE IT! You're gonna get what you DESERVE!!"*
―Jeffery Nolvoxxi and David Hoxinhowill[src]
The **Smashinator** is a highly-advanced tool with the capability to smash anything that isn't over 40 feet thick or made out of Dark Matter. It was originally created by Jeffery Nolvoxxi for GraphX Corporation in 2006.

## Origins

The Smashinator is shown to have a black and white neon appearance to resemble actual powerups in the *LittleBigPlanet* games, while also baring a resemblance to Thor's hammer, Mjolnir, from Marvel Comics.

## History

### Conceptualization

*"I figured that I needed something to turn my life around. Until one day, I was researching for an assignment, and came across a news article. The article was about Jeffery and his old friend, who were starting their GraphX business back then, saying that they're developing a world-changing project."*
―David Hoxinhowill to HB and Sarah Vioella[src]

During the early stages of GraphX Corporation's development, Jeffery Nolvoxxi came up with the idea to create a powerful device, hoping it could change the world for the better, despite it being based off of a destructive tool. He would later inform Paxton Rinzler about his plans, and then later have talks with some people about his plans to make this project, which was later broadcasted on the news. Desiring to create the Smashinator, Jeffery developed blueprints for the project, hoping to begin development soon.

### David Hoxinhowill's Prototype

*"I figured if I assembled the Smashinator myself and presented it at my college, I would finally be noticed. Days went by after I broke in. Soon afterwards, I had made a successful prototype. The day after it was complete, I went around the campus showcasing my creation."*
―David Hoxinhowill to HB and Sarah Vioella[src]

Learning of Jeffery's plans to create an artificially and highly-advanced tool, David Hoxinhowill believed that if he were to make it himself, he would finally get some recognition at Krenvynndale College after years of being left alone in the dark. Seeking to get his hands on what was already made, David traveled to Jeffery's house and went inside to see blueprints for the Smashinator lying on the table. With no-one home, David successfully took the blueprints off the table and took them back to his place. The break-in would later be reported on the news.

Back at home, David spent the next few days developing his own Smashinator using the blueprints as the main source. After a while, David had successfully created a silver prototype of the project, and later brought it back to college with him to showcase to people, who became intrigued by what David "made".

### Used Against Leonard Lornlad

That same college day, Gordon Destmayable caught on that David was the one who broke into Jeffery Nolvoxxi's house, and went alongside Leonard Lornlad to confront him, confirming that David was never the real creator of the Smashinator. However, David refused to go down without a fight and targeted the Smashinator at Gordon, only to accidentally hit Leonard with it instead, much to his and everyone's shock. Leonard received a brutal injury as the Smashinator prototype hit him, making blood come down his face. It was at that moment that David lost.

### Returned to Jeffery Nolvoxxi

In the aftermath of David's failed attacks on Gordon Destamayble, Jeffery Nolvoxxi learnt of the outcry and demanded David to hand over the blueprints he stole, along with his dangerous prototype. David did so, much to his disappointment, and was later sent to prison for his crimes.

### Developed for Real

Years after David tried to claim ownership of the Smashinator, Jeffery Nolvoxxi finally developed a real version of the Smashinator all by himself. The Smashinator would later go on to be one of the first-ever products in stock once GraphX Corporation became public in 2006. The Smashinator would later become the main thing that Jeffery is known for. Sometime during this stage, Jeffery would also develop the Smashinator Sensor.

### Unlicensed Commercial

In 2019, an unlicensed Smashinator-centered commercial was advertised during a baking competition's commercial break. In the commercial, Sackboy was shown to be sick of using the same powerups all the time, and the advertisement recommended him to buy the Smashinator, which he could use to smash any surface using the **R1** button. The advertisement said that the Smashinator also came with a Smashinator Sensor, and told its viewers that if they want their own Smashinator, then they could call and order one or give the advertisement 87643468 hearts in order to get it for free.

### Failed Distress Signal

In 2021, while trapped underground, HB found a Smashinator and launched it up to the surface using a gigantic pinball machine, hoping to
get out a stress signal from the construction site above and seize help to escape the pit. The Smashinator was launched up to the construction site as planned, but it disobeyed the laws of physics, and targeted Phillips F. Scrueldriver, brutally hitting him, much to his annoyance.

### *Welcome to Craftington City*

In 2022, after 24 years hiding in the shadow, David Hoxinhowill re-emerged and targeted Craftington City inside his devious robot, the Nefarious Fusion Tranquilizer. David's reign of terror was interrupted when HB, Sarah Vioella and Jeffery Nolvoxxi all infiltrated the robot to stop him. Jeffery prevailed to take David own, using the Smashinator as his chosen weapon in battle. The fight began, but Jeffery was no match for David. Lying on the floor of the control room, Jeffery told HB to take the Smashinator and use it himself to stop David. HB agreed and launched himself up at David in his seat and used the Smashinator destroy the robot's control panel, sending the entire machine down to its destruction.

## Trivia

TBA

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