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118: January 10-11, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Zack from Space Command, John Brennan, General Michael Flynn, Roger Stone, Steve Pieczenik, George Soros, Brian Stelter, Alex Soros, Jake Tapper, Harrison Smith

### Novelty Beverage

Bell's 2 Hearted Ale

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about Alex Jones' intense insecurity and how that has affected the beginning of his 2018. Alex is concerned that the conspiracy world has left him behind, so he commits to a terrible narrative that is so absurd and stupid that Dan and Jordan can't stop laughing.

## Tidbits

* Alex is losing his mind
* Back to 2017 Christmas Eve special report
* Alex is way better than QAnon
* Alex is angry he didn't jump on the QAnon bandwagon
* Zack from Space Command is the real Qanon
* Alex accidentally outs Zack
* Brennan calls for coup against Trump
* Flynn was sent in to do... things
* Alex lies about Trump taking down pedophile rings
* Roger: Trump is good at using other people's money
* Alex has George Soros/ Antifa contracts
* Alex Soros is creepier than Brian Stelter
* George Soros rant
* Spirit cooking
* Obama's race riots failed because of Hurricane Harvey
* Alex Jones Karaoke: Du Hast
* Alex mistranslates Rammstein
* Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
* Roger: Why won't Stelter fight Alex?
* Roger: Jake Tapper, fight me!
* Stevie P is lawful evil, Roger Stone is chaotic evil, Alex Jones is drunk evil
* Alex knows documents
* Soros contracts come from 4chan
* Steele dossier is fake, Soros contracts are real
* Harrison Smith: Soros researcher
* Harrison: These docs seem too good to be true
* Alex and Harrison riff on the docs
* Alex is an expert on antifa
* Alex wants to outlaw protesting
* Soros payout: $26K per event
* Alex makes up bullshit about the contract holder
* Level 7 squad leader
* No kicking in the Soros army
* Document says don't talk to Alex
* Alex stays for the 4th hour
* Contract says kill 5 cops per night
* Women need to infiltrate the Dems
* Dan reads InfoWars comments
* Hard yes on white genocide
* Alex decides documents are real
* Alex plays up contracts because Chuck Norris's son is on
* Alex plays Amerigeddon trailer

## Notable Bits

* Alex Jones Karaoke
* Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
107: December 12, 2014

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### Persons Mentioned

John Boehner, David Rockefeller, Kurt Nimmo, Rob Jacobson, Charles Krauthammer, Sean Hannity, General Antonio Taguba, Darrell Hamamoto, Steve Pieczenik, Linda Katehi, Darrell Hamamoto, Billy Corgan, Anderson Cooper, John Lennon, Ajit Pai

### OOC Drop

I make mistakes

Today, Jordan picked a random day from the past for Dan to research, and he accidentally picked a huge winner. Not only does Alex Jones gloss over the CIA torture report, but he also has two of the weirdest guests on the show imaginable: Prof. Darrell Hamamoto (Dan's "favorite crazy") and Billy Corgan (singer, mad at Anderson Cooper).

## Tidbits

* 34 hour marathon is just ads
* Amazon ad followed by Alex saying don't use Amazon
* Jordan wants to know what Alex thinks of the torture report
* Alex references family issues
* Boehner riff is important news
* Let's talk about Obamacare
* Emperor Palpatine quote
* David Rockefeller is behind Obamacare
* Kurt Nimmo and Rob Jacobson: Former InfoWars employees who have turned on Alex
* Alex likes Krauthammer over Hannity
* Pay for a billboard for Alex
* Let's talk about the torture report... It's a white wash
* General Taguba report
* Crimes of passion are OK
* Torture is natural
* Russia tortures because of the US
* Alex wants to beat someone to death
* Guest: Darrell Hamamoto
* Darrell complements then shits on Steve Pieczenik
* Darrell explains his red pill plan
* UC Davis President Linda Katehi toppled the Greek economy
* Alex redpilled Hamamoto
* Hamamoto plugs for Alex
* Darrel's colleague was declared legally dead
* Students are dropping out for humanities because of the 1970's theory scare, which was a psy-op
* Obama says Africans can't have cars or air conditioning
* Alex hangs up on caller who needs help
* Guest: Billy Corgan
* The CIA and Anderson Cooper hate Billy Corgan
* Billy's charity magazine cover
* Billy gets shitty
* Anderson Cooper's background
* Billy Corgan ad pivot
* Dan says Kanye West isn't coming on InfoWars (Kanye later would do this)
* Music and jesters overthrow kings
* FBI and CIA killed John Lennon
* Local news is written in NY, like The Man In The High Castle
* Fuck Sinclair Broadcasting
* Fuck Ajit Pai
* Billy: We don't have to tell the truth
257: January 25, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Roger Stone, Randy Credico, Julian Assange, Jerome Corsi, Joe Biggs, Tyler Nixon

### OOC Drop

Have you ever heard Roger tell a lie?

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss how Roger Stone got indicted for crimes he definitely committed, and break down how Alex Jones responded to the news. It's all a mess.

## Tidbits

* Roger Stone got arrested
* Roger had a show on GCN: Stone Cold Truth
* Randy Credico was on SCT
* Stone took down Eliot Spitzer
* Blamed call to Spitzer's father on Credico
* Stone claimed Credico was his go between with Julian Assange
* Alex knows people are watching
* Alex is pissed people aren't talking about InfoWars
* Stone's press conference is bigger than OJ's
* Alex is worried he's next because of Corsi
* Stone brought Corsi to InfoWars
* World exclusive phone issues
* InfoWars is bigger than BuzzFeed
* Roger ditches InfoWars for his press conference
* Roger gets boo'd at his press conference
* Joe Biggs may have inspired "Lock Her Up"
* The government set up Amish dairy farmers
* Great ad pivot
* Silence us, frame us, put us in jail
* Roger is pissed he couldn't get dressed
* Alex says Dershowitz could be Roger's lawyer
* Alex is on good behavior
* Guest: Roger's lawyer, Tyler Nixon
* Nixon may be in trouble too
* Alex pivots to religious talk
* Fake crying goes into rage
* Sarah Huckabee Sanders doesn't crack
* Alex teases selling his house to cover costs
* Who's that? I dunno, dork
* Alex is ready to die
* Alex speaks for god
* Esoteric ad pivot
327: July 31, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a present day episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex breaks down his response to the first night of the Democrat primary debate, but gets sidetracked talking about run-ins with royalty, bragging about his daughter singing a song, and trying to sell product like his future depends on it, which it might.

## Tidbits

* Alex is doing money bombs all the time
* Democratic debate #2: Clown World 2
* Debates are boing but horrifying to Alex
* Discussion: Alex can't address the issues in the debates
* Alex cut away from debates for 20 minutes at a time
* Democratic candidates are paid to bring the nation down
* "Let that burn in"
* Marianne Williamson won because she was genuine... genuinely wrong!
* Discussion: Williamson's win
* Alex turns Flint comments into a water filter plug
* Discussion: Alex hitching his narrative on Williamson
* Alex rants and runs out of time to cover the news
* Sale is on to run cover InfoWars operations
* Alex gets racist talking about the Asian brain
* Antifa sucks at hammer fighting
* "I could kill 10 people in 2 minutes with a hammer in a fight"
* Giant wars could start in Africa and Asia
* Alex does an ad plug, talks money. Not doing well
* Discussion: Money bomb dead time
* Alex brings Barnes on to boost donations
* Alex says Barnes' Covington suit did not get thrown out
* Alex can't look at Dems
* Barnes talks Democratic Anxiety
* Alex wants to give Barnes a show
* Alex on Pete Buttigieg: I have to listen to him because he's gay
* LA water makes Alex sick
* Alex takes whore baths in LA
* Dems are election fraud specialists
* Alex's True Story: Lake House Gypsy king
* Barnes agrees with gypsy story
* Alex cannot keep on topic
* Barnes gives no fucks
* Barnes predicted the debates!
* Disucssion: gambling on elections
* Alex and Barnes don't seem to understand blood libel
* Barnes: White identity is a response to the left. Richard Spencer is only racist because of the left
* Discussion: Alex knows he has to hide his views to stay in mainstream
* Listeners are the sun that grows InfoWars
* Barnes kills the ad pivots
* Barnes: InfoWars is the only free press in the world
* Alex teases "legal and lawful, White House approved" covert operations
* Please tell people about InfoWars
* Alex teases being on the edge of bankruptcy
* Discussion: Alex could do his show for much cheaper than he does now
* Alex uses a clip of his daughter to push his narrative
* Discussion: Innoncence and PEZ

## Notable Bits

* Good Work Barnes!
* Alex's True Story
270: The Rogan Return

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### Persons Mentioned

Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo, David Jones, General Albert Stubblebine, Nick Beggich/Begitsh, Ralph Northam, Wernher Von Braun, Steve Pieczenik, George Soros, Bill Gates

Today, Dan and Jordan don't want to do it, but they discuss Alex Jones' recent appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast. Most of the conversation is about how Alex is a mentally unwell person, but a fair amount is also about how Joe is incredibly stupid and allows Alex to lie to him a bunch. Oh well.

## Tidbits

* Alex has a normal one
* Alex drinks "apple juice" (Tito's Vodka) and "tobacco" (weed)
* Alex lies about Sandy Hook
* Alex talks about human-animal hybrids and spider goats
* New Sandy Hook Conspiracy: MSM claimed Alex said Sandy Hook was a false flag, so people thought it was actually a false flag against Alex, so Sandy Hook WAS a false flag
* Alex riffs on the future, 5G wiping your mind, and robot kill squads
* Major General Generals take ayahuasca to talk to aliens
* Sleep apnea and getting choked out are basically DMT
* Alex is just trying to co-opt Joe's audience to get exposure
* David Jones is insane and made tooth cyborgs
* Ralph Northam exposed later term abortions as a baby organ harvesting scheme
* Alex hooked up with a satanic family, may have had to kill his dog
* Alex gets racist about native Americans
* Mexico is a mind control lab
* Native Americans are basically Chinese
* Asians are battle robots
* Alex and Joe talk Soros
* Alex backs down slightly after Joe calls Alex out
* Eddie winds Alex up
* Alex's sexual history is fucked up
* Alex's grandfather knew Wernher Von Braun
* Alex's family are Ubermenschen
* NASA is the breakaway govt
* US merged with the British empire
* Germans were in contact with aliens in WWII
* Aliens want blood
* Ghosts are in us
* Bill Gates kills people for 5 minutes to talk to aliens
* Greys are biological androids
* Elites are in a cult worshiping clockwork elves
* Steve Pieczenik likely told Alex to call Sandy Hook a false flag
* Consciousness is a comet, evil is the tail for god to test you with
* Alex is psychic with regards to women dropping jars of pickles
* God doesn't know where god comes from
* Alex claims he was ready to quit prior to 2015 (lies)
* Alex is tired of his identity being tied to Donald Trump
* Alex doesn't realize Eddie is Mexican
* Alex lies about a fight at 13 where he got hit with a piledriver and had to fight the guy's entire family
* Alex admits to being brain damaged
* Alex admits to getting a high off of smashing people into concrete
* Alex probably should have gone to the hospital after that fight
* Alex and his friends choked each other out
* Alex relived past lives
* Alex talks about trans issues poorly

## References

* Why The Future Doesn't Need Us by Bill Joy
167: February 4-5, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

Eugene Volokh, Peter Schiff, Peter Wallison, Glenn Beck, Stan Monteith, Robert P Trombley, Aaron Zelman, Jason Bermis

### OOC Drop

We dine on man flesh tonight!

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the February 4th and 5th, 2009 episodes of the Alex Jones Show. Alex tries to make a big deal out of an Al Gore clip he's stolen from Glenn Beck, he does some profoundly disturbing impressions, then manages to be embarrassed by no less than three guests he has invited on the show.

## Tidbits

* Obama is going to stage a bombing to boost his ratings
* FEMA camp nonsense
* Alex has read too many books on Nazis and communists
* Genetic memory!
* The globalists will crumble if yoiu stand up to them
* Federal and State governments have been taken over by treaties
* Alex's True Story: talking on the phone with globalists
* Lots of impressions
* Guest: Eugene Volokh, UCLA Law professor
* Hillary's emoluments conflict
* Eugene punches a hole in Alex's airplane terrorism narrative
* Man, wasn't the KRS-1 interview great?
* Alex meets Peter Schiff
* Guest: Peter Wallison, disagrees on FEMA camps
* Glenn Beck is a phony
* Alex's True Story: Ales talks to his neighbors
* Supervolcano is coming, buy gold
* Guest: Stand Monteith, christian reconstructionist
* Stan: Trilateral commision logo looks like 666
* Al Gore wants kids to tattle on their parents
* Alex steals Glenn Beck clips
* Guest: Robert P Trombley, volcanologist
* Robert has no time for Alex's bullshit
* Alex wants to drum up volcano panic
* Can we nuke a volcano?
* Guest: Aaron Zelman, Jews for the preservation of firearm ownership
* Gun holocaust
* Family court judges are demons
* Announcement: Jason Bermis is doing a show
* Jason: Ted Anderson is advertising on Rush and Hannity
144: March 25-31, Part 2

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### Persons Mentioned

Mike Cernovich, John Paul Stevens, Ben Garrison, Ted Nugent, Tommy Robinson, Mark Moreno, Marina Abramović, Katie Hopkins, George Soros

Today, Dan and Jordan deal with what Alex Jones was up to last week, while Jordan was on vacation. Tune in for the part where Alex talks about how he's been a part of 10 abortions in his life, stay for the hosts arguing about how much respect a guest should get.

## Tidbits

* Guest: Mike Cernovich
* Mike: I like money
* John Paul Stevens NYT headline: repeal 2nd amendment
* Discussion: 2nd amendment
* Discussion: Automatic death penalty for leaders
* Guest: Ben Garrison, alt-right political cartoonist
* Alex has a broken earpiece
* War is coming, ad pivot
* China is in control of our phones
* Globalist Plan: Elysium
* Bernie Sanders impression
* Swedish government Muslim child sex manual
* Marriage ages around the world
* Child marriage
* Alex gets aggro
* Zombies eat brains because they don't have any
* Hey leftists, kill yourselves
* Caller: I carry a gun so you get raped instead of me
* Alex is horny for the caller
* Women are empowered in the west because they're worshiped
* Here's an article that discusses some of Dan's examples and others.
* Guest: Ted Nugent
* VH1 Behind the Music episode where Nugent discusses **underage girls** and the adoption
* Guest: Tommy Robinson
* Guest: Mark Moreno, climate denier, future Jordan Takes the Wheel subject
* Alex talks about Marina Abramović, alludes to adrenochrome
* Alex talks about abortion and admits to paying for 10 abortions
* Alex Jones Karaoke: John the Revelator by Depeche Mode
* Depeche Mode: good band, politically dumb
* Guest: Katie Hopkins, fucking monster, pro-genocide, Nazi
* Katie: Britain needs a show like Tucker
* Alex is horny for Katie
* Katie talks about white farmers in South Africa
* Nazis couldn't handle Texas
* Soros, fill your hand
* Alex projects guilt about shootings
358: October 18, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan poke around the present day on The Alex Jones Show to see what's going on. In this installment, they find Alex bragging about maybe possibly stopping a potential assassination attempt, waxing nostalgic for the days of trains, and being unable to take any phone calls.

## Tidbits

* Alex went to Trump's rally in Dallas on 10/17
* Alex accepts that impeachment is likely
* If you think Trump is untouchable, you live in a bubble
* InfoWars listeners don't live in a bubble
* If you don't believe in god, you're not evil
* Trump's rhetoric and actions are basically perfect
* If Trump took just a few more steps, he'd crush the left
* Discussion: state of the wall
* Alex attended the rally in an armored vehicle
* Discussion: Alex on the streets
* Alex's employee appears as a supporter
* Alex is running on empty
* Alex had to hit the streets to protect Trump from assassination
* Discussion: Biden's speech and Pelosi's jewelry
* InfoWars has a JFK/Trump assassination article
* Discussion: more evidence that Alex is losing staff
* Alex approves of Trump's Syria plan
* Kurdish Antifa attacked Alex in Dallas
* Alex didn't beat Antifa members
* Saying "America is back" is like holy water to the left
* Alex is ok with killing the Kurds because of Christian persecution
* Alex lies about what the Sandy Hook lawsuit is about
* InfoWars isn't false advertising, CNN is
* Alex is ok with Trump's campaign suing the media
* Alex the libertarian wants to fix roads
* US trains used to go 150 mph
* Discussion: how to get Trump into high speed rail
* Discussion: freight prioritization of rail
* The Chinese have 350 mph trains
* Is Syria perfect? No, but Turkey was already going into Syria
* If Trump didn't give up Syria, Turkey would send more immigrants
* Germans cuck themselves to muslims
* General Mattis is effeminate
* Alex wants 10 callers who think Trump whould be impeached
* Climate change protests are red herring for Extinction Rebellion
* Discussion: Extinction Rebellion
* I want tequila, but no tequila for me
* I don't want violence, the left wants violence
* Low level antifa are hispanic and black
* Alex wants to interview the guy at the rally with body armor and a gun
* I love Trump, but I want back on Facebook
* Alex defends Drudge shifting coverage of Trump
* Caller: Just white noise
* Alex can't get calls to work
* Discussion: so many tech issues
* Money and Fame will destroy your life
* Special report: Brainwashed liberals think Trump is a mobster
218: October 17, 2018

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Today, Dan and Jordan check in on what's going on in the present day with the Alex Jones Show. Turns out the show's not going so well, as Alex spends most of his show rambling about how great a new right-wing meme is, before coming up with about seven clunky nicknames for Beto O'Rourke.

## Tidbits

* Alex talks about the NPC meme: #1 Story!
* Alex loves THX-1138
* Discussion: THX imagery and Trump
* Discussion: Money over humanity
* Saudi Arabia had no motive for killing Jamal Khashoggi, it's a false flag from Obama and Hillary
* About to have regime change in Iran
* Alex believes the opposite of CNN at all times
* Christmas, Black Friday, and Cyber Monday specials launch all at once... in October
* Fabian Socialists in England wanted you to use emoji
* PJW does a video about the left... blah
* PJW enjoys bullying people
* The right is super good at memes
* Discussion: Paul sucks at reading studies
* PJW: Research will tell you what you need to know
* Paul doesn't read articles that he should
* Alex gets hyped over an old Apple commercial and NPC meme
* Trump doesn't wan't to be president, he has to
* Trump is basically Jesus
* Fred Trump beats up communists, that's where Trump comes from
* Discussion: 1927 Queens Klan Memorial Day Brawl
* Trump is great because he threatened to stop foreign aid
* Discussion: What Honduras and Mexico have actually done
* Discussion: Trump threatening to send troops to the border
* Discussion: Border horror stories
* InfoWars meme section!
* $10K InfoWars NPC meme contest!
* Alex did and didn't try to get banned
* Alex panics about Beto
* Beto's not a pedophile, but...
* Pedo O'Rourke, Beta O'Rourke...
243: April 1-2, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

Ann Coulter, Ron Paul, George Soros, Aaron Dykes, Rob Jacobson, Tommy Cryer, Rob Dew, Ted Anderson, Rick Berman

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss what Alex Jones was up to in the beginning of April 2009. As it turns out, he was obsessing about the bathroom habits of Queen Elizabeth and serving as a distributor for corporate propaganda. Also, Alex becomes increasingly worried that the right wing media is starting to steal his act.

## Tidbits

* Correction: Chumbawumba is not fascists, Ace of Base is
* Ann Coulter endorses Ron Paul for president
* Discussion: Alex is seeing his rhetoric in MSM
* Alex blames George Soros for something!
* Potbellied, red bearded commie leads anarchists to torment Alex
* Alex watches Mr Show
* Alex talks about the groom of the stool
* Aaron Dykes talks about the presidential toilet
* Rob Jacobson, come talk about poop!
* Illegal aliens are wolves, here to eat the sheep (us)
* Caller: It's Mexicans
* Alex defends negro and retard
* Guest: Tommy Cryer takes on the IRS
* Discussion: Tommy Cryer vs IRS
* Alex debriefs Rob Dew for Documentary
* Alex gets super racist
* Illegal aliens know what they're doing
* Breaking news: the Queen poops, buy gold, here's Ted Anderson
* I want apologies
* They're going to bring in hard marital law
* Alex mixes up Center for Consumer Research with Center for Consumer Freedom
* Discussion: Rick Berman
* Discussion: CCF PETA articl
* Caller: you're right about illegal aliens
* Alex is going to debunk Glenn Beck's debunker ahead of time
* Alex can't take his kids fishing
* Caller: Hannity wouldn't let me plug Obama Deception
* Alex says it's not censorship
* Alex admits to just reading headlines
* Alex plays The Renegades by Steve Voss
* Caller: Satan only took 1/3 of the angels with him
34: April 25, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the April 25 episode of The Alex Jones Show. The day before, Chobani yogurt announced that they were suing InfoWars for defamation, so this episode is Alex's very ill-advised response to that news. Watch as he lies about the facts of the case and says many things he can't take back and will be used against him in court.

## Tidbits

* Chobani yogurt owner Hamdi Ulukaya sues Ales

## Detailed Show Notes

Immigrants are bringing in TB narrative:

* CDC statistics on TB rates
* Story from Idaho Channel 11 what's really going on

The reality about the story about the sexual assault case in Twin Falls:

* A story from the Idaho Statesman about the case's resolution
* An Idaho Statesman correction article, including the quotes referenced from prosecutor Grant Loebs
* I'm not going to link to the Brietbart propaganda articles. Find those on your own if you want to.

Information about the Upstate Advisory Board of the Federal Reserve of NY (including links to their meetings' minutes and agendas

Biographical information about Hamdi Ulukaya:

* Newsweek story about Hamdi Ulukaya's early life and beginnings
* Hamdi's first-hand prospective on the beginning of Chobani
* Story about Hamdi Ulukaya giving his employees ownership shares in Chobani
* Article about building the Chobani plant in Twin Falls

1. ↑ Citations for April 25, 2017
150: Alex Jones Attempts A Face Turn

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### Persons Mentioned

George Mattis, Bashar al-Assad, Zack from Space Command, Joel Skousen, Owen Shroyer

### OOC Drop

Trump, you make me sick

Today, Dan tells Jordan about how Alex Jones publicly turned on Donald Trump after Trump ordered airstrikes against Syria. Is Alex being intellectually sincere? No. Is Alex drunk as hell? Yes. Does Alex kind of imply that he's had sex with a man at some point? Kinda. It's a messed up show.

## Tidbits

* Alex tried to do Twitter live streams
* Alex is pissed at Trump bombing Syria
* Alex curses like a child, defends Russia
* Mattis looks like Palpatine
* Alex doesn't know he's live
* I'm not a Rusophile, but Russia is heroes
* Alex claims gas attacks were fake
* Assad wants to step down
* Trump betrayed his name and family
* Trump, I'm ashamed of you
* Alex is ok with Trump cheating on his wife
* So what if Trump sucked a ding-dong
* If Alex were gay, he'd be so gay
* ...I'm a shmuck
* Alex blames gas on Israel
* Trump has been compromised
* Alex is turning on Trump
* People who read philosophy are dumb
* Alex cries because Trump is so bad
* Zack from Space Command helps justify Trump's actions
* Zack: Trump has a gun to his head
* Trump is probably mind controlled
* Alex rants over video of Trump announcing bombing
* Our government should be more like Russia
* Zack: This is a fight for Mars
* Zack doesn't know who the Joint Chiefs are
* Can't get Steve Pieczenik, so Alex gets Joel Skousen
* Joel: Trump is a dumb dumb
* Joel: the secret coup is bullshit
* Alex's True Story: Weaponized pnuemonia killed 3 members of Alex's family
* Announcement: Austin Live show
* Globalists are afraid of Alex because he won't roll over
* Owen: We made Trump
* Trump shoves ISIS up his dirty asshole
* F you Trump
* Owen: We're out of delay
* The left goes to Russia to rape and torture people and murder Christians
* Alex concedes defeat to the left and hiccups

## Notable Bits

* Alex's True Story
* Trump shoves ISIS up his dirty asshole
262: April 14, 2009

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Today, Dan and Jordan look back to 2009 as Alex Jones inches closer to America's first Tax Day while the Tea Party is a thing. That doesn't factor into this episode all this much, since Alex has Big Jim Tucker on the show as a guest and he ends up saying a word on the show that is a huge problem.

## Tidbits

* Fight back against taxes with the 2nd amendment
* The government ignores left wing terrorism
* Obama didn't get a rescue dog
* Guest: Big Jim Tucker
* American Free Press, started by Willis Cartow
* Big Jim Tucker is upset about cigarette taxes
* New sponsor: Supernatural silver
* Big Jim Tucker calls Clarence Thomas the n-word
* Alex tries to spin BJT's n-word
* Leprosy outbreak!
* Guest: Argentinian Economist, Anti-semite Adrian Salbucci

## Detailed Show Notes

Dr. Karl Seger's 2001 paper about left-wing extremism

Dept. of Homeland Security's "Patterns of Terrorism in the US" study

Obama never promised to get a rescue dog

Fact sheet on Willis Carto's terrible history

1. ↑ Citations for April 14, 2009
283: January 4-6, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Liz Wahl, Jim Stachowiak, Abby Martin, Paul Craig Roberts, Larry Pratt, Old Man Housephone, Dianne Feinstein, William Strauss, Neil Howe, Steve Bannon, David Knight, Mark Kessler, Thomas Jefferson, Matt Carson, Marylou Hannon, Robert Wagner, Bill Ayers

### OOC Drop

You won't take our guns, Russia!

Today, Dan and Jordan have had enough of 2019 Alex Jones for this week, so they retreat to the past to continue their investigation into Alex's behavior in the aftermath of Sandy Hook. In this installment, the gents meet a truly insane small town police chief and find Alex coming off really petty about media bookings.

## Tidbits

* RT is trying to defame Alex
* Alex is mad a Russia?
* Discussion: RT/Liz Wahl on Sandy Hook
* Jim Stachowiak on RT
* Is Alex lashing out to get back on RT?
* Globalists want civil war
* Alex predicted shootings
* Larry Pratt: What if the teacher had a gun?
* Alex sets up Larry to lie, Larry flubs it
* Alex says Russia is merging with Obama
* Alex plugs his MLM off of a call
* Old Man Housephone prank calls Dianne Feinstein
* Discussion: Historical Cycles
* Bannon is a supporter of the idea of cycles
* David Knight did a special piece on cycles
* Alex tells everyone to shut up
* Alex says SH is scripted
* Police chief Mark Kessler (guest) wants to set up a gun heaven
* Alex talks secession
* Discussion: Kessler's background
* Oathkeepers wouldn't work with Kessler
* Kessler has his own militia
* Alex: Gang killings aren't real deaths
* Alex "quotes" Jefferson on second amendment
* Quote actually comes from 2007 book
* Gotta be political before you're violent
* Mayor Marylou Hannon supports Kessler
* Robert Wagner sued Kessler for arresting, strip searching, and holding Wagner
* Kessler claimed he was undercover with Feds
* Caller: Illinois is going to take guns, just how Federal Reserve was passed with 3 votes
* Alex: Bill Ayers told Obama they'd take out opponents
* Alex's VO guy misquotes Jefferson as well
* Dan and Jordan check voice mail

## References

* The Fourth Turning
* On A Hill They Call Capital: A Revolution Is Coming
171: Loosh and Let Live

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Steve Kelley, Billy Myer, Vince The Caver, Mark Richards, Erich Von Daniken

### OOC Drop

Jedi work is more than just killing

Today, Dan tells Jordan about a very bizarre episode of Project Camelot where Kerry Cassidy interviews a real strange weirdo named Steve Kelley about how there is a demonic city under a museum in Los Angeles. This touches on everything, so strap it in.

## Tidbits

* Kerry interviews Steve Kelley
* Steve is into Nibiru
* Steve was involved in Iran Contra
* Steve worked everywhere
* Billy Myer: Swiss UFO conman, Doomsday cult leader
* The prophet Billy
* Underground city under Getty museum
* Project Big Giant Flashlight
* Vince the Caver, alien in disguise
* Keys to kingdom: box of cigars, house, job at the Getty, magic
* Everything is bloodlines
* Steve is a remote viewer
* Steve invented a 3d laser
* SK Industries
* Steve steals guns
* Steve said that the US created ISIS
* How to be a remote viewer: just do it
* Types of genetic memory
* Getty level 1 is Hogwarts
* Layout of the Getty, including nazi remote viewer guards
* Cavers tried to recruit Steve
* Steve had a militia
* Steve sounds like Alex
* Steve hates Craig "Sawman" Sawyer
* What's the definition of an alien base?
* Loosh is the connection between aliens and demons
* Book: Far Journeys by Robert Monroe
* Lilith is responsible for all evil
* Steve's brother went on a Getty tour
* Cavers have a doomsday plan
* Steve is a PEZ dispenser
* Trump is going to circumvent the Getty doomsday plan
* Is Trump doing secret arrests?
* Steve is not impressed with Mark Richards
* Steve is into hollow earth
* Chariots of the Gods by Erich Von Daniken
* Is Kerry in love with Mark?
* 4000 humans equals a hydrogen bomb
* Kerry and Steve are both checked out
* Steve wants alien genocide
* Let's talk about densities
* Hidden Hand
* Raw Material/ Law of One
* Steve has a murderous alter entity called Rambo
* Saying Jesus Christ is the greates weapon

## References

* Far Journeys by Robert Monroe
* Chariots of the Gods by Erich Von Daniken
115: January 2, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Bernie Sanders, Joycelyn Elders, Cenk Uygur, James Comey, Robert Mueller, Steve Pieczenik

### OOC Drop

UFO news was a distraction

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happens on the first episode of The Alex Jones Show of 2018. Folks may have expected Alex to turn over a new leaf in the new year and maybe stop lying so much. Those folks would be wrong. However, Alex does start 2018 with a bunch of ridiculous impressions, so we will call that a win.

## Tidbits

* Red alert/Time to pray clip is reason for doing show
* Changes to show
* Examination of Alex's sources
* Trump needs to release his taxes
* Alex does lots of impressions
* Bernie Sanders impression
* Chinese response to tax bill
* Joycelyn Elders impression
* Alex talks about buying kids sex toys
* Democrats raised property taxes
* Cenk Uygur is an islamisist
* The Young Turks is funded by the Gulf States
* All liberals are evil
* Comey is a tall weirdo
* Mueller is powertripping
* Hillary is paying Trump accusers
* Alex doubles down on having sex with cars
* The new gay agenda is about having sex with cars
* California outlaws the world brother
* Alex's True Story: Alex has dinner with psychiatrist from Tavistock Institute
* Alex cold reads Daily Caller article
* Pedophiles are everywhere... ad pivot
* Alex knows he's always been right about Hillary
* Barron Trump had autism and got over it
* Trump talking eugenics supercut
* The Globalist doublecross is actually a triplecross
* Guest: Steve Pieczenik
* Steve: Syria is fucked
* Caller: how can we stop human trafficking by Muslim immigrants?
* Turkey legalized sex with 9 year olds
* New year, new ending
114: Piers Morgan Interview

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones' very combative appearance with Piers Morgan from back in January of 2013. Both men are assholes, so just sit back and enjoy the last episode of 2017 as your hosts actively root against both participants in a "debate."

## Tidbits

* I had nothing... except a $20,000 load from my dad
* Alex went on Piers Morgan on 1/27/13
* Alex started a petition to deport Piers
* Jordan agrees with Alex on guns
* 2nd amendment is to stop street thugs
* 1776 will commence again if you try to take guns
* Alex's family was on both sides of the Texas revolution
* Alex invites Piers out shooting
* Alex hits rapidfire gun bullshit
* Alex prepared his statistics
* What about shark attacks and staph infections in hospitals
* They arrest people for self defense in Britain
* Alex challenges Piers to a boxing match
* Alex denies reality
* Anti-depressant bullshit
* Alex is pissed that Piers has notecards
* If you hate guns, why do you have bodyguards
* It's called Demo-cide
* Alex corrects how many stations he's on
* Who did 9/11?
* Alex gives up, does British accent
14: February 17, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the what was going on in the world of Alex Jones on Feb 17, 2017. Topics covered include:

* Are chicken bones "the cleanest bones?"
* Dan and Jordan conceive of the best sitcom idea ever
* Does Alex Jones low-key try to drop a rap verse?
* Does Trump have a super power that involves phones?
337: August 28-29, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

James Lovelock, Jeffrey Epstein, Taylor Swift, Kaitlin Bennett, Dan Crenshaw, Paul Joseph Watson, Lord Monckton

Today, Dan and Jordan talk about a couple of recent days of episodes of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, the gents find Alex making peace with one of his worst enemies in hopes of getting a new World War cooking, and they learn that Alex's office responsibilities extend to solving small mysteries

## Tidbits

* Alex did not pick up on false Deutsche Bank story
* Globalists want to depopulate the planet to remove competition
* James Lovelock went to the Albert Einstein institute
* Discussion: Novacene and futurism
* Alex doesn't realize there's more than one Albert Einstein institute, tries to link Lovelock to Epstein via Albert Einstein Institute
* Alex needs to prepare more
* Alex isn't prepared because someone stole a backpack
* Discussion: it's just a backpack
* Unprepared, so Alex falls back on scripture
* The knowledge of good is knowledge of how to run good systems
* Original sin is globalism
* Discussion: Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
* Alex is angry Taylor Swift didn't yell at China
* Is Alex ok with locking up LGBTQ?
* Alex's live stream commercials are ridiculous
* Alex's specials are getting desperate
* Call the local affiliates, become a sponsor and keep them afloat
* Caller: What's going to happen after Trump?
* Guest: Kaitlin Bennett
* Dan Crenshaw is beefing with Kaitlin over red flag gun laws
* Alex pushes the InfoWars story of Kaitlin's story
* Kaitlin doesn't care, except for when she does care
* Alex defends Trump's initial support of red flag laws
* Discussion: Alex's Trump Gun Control narrative
* Caller: I have armor for your reporters. Alex: Thank you Mr. Policeman
* Alex still doesn't remember who the 3rd Hong Kong reporter is
* Caller: You and Trump are Zionist shills
* Alex lets caller berate him without interrupting him
* Alex weakly defends himself
* Discussion: Is this scripted? Alex's response
* Alex explains his UN immigration scheme narrative
* UN unionizes immigrants
* The UN wants to bring in 3x the population through immigration
* Discussion: UN Report on immigration replacement
* Alex is cool with the Queen suspending Parliament
* Discussion: The Queen as a figurehead leader
* Discussion: why is Alex cool with the Queen?
* Alex is turning on Fox news, but subtly
* Paul Joseph Watson was also in Hong Kong
* PJW: Hong Kong protest is over immigration
* Alex is making hay out of Parliament being suspended
* Alex wants another World War
* Alex thinks the patriots have flipped the Queen
* Discussion: history of Parliament breaks
* The Queen flipped her dictator switch
* Let's get Lord Monckton on
* Commercial for InfoWars protein bar
* Is the commercial a response to the Knowledge Fight theme song?
315: February 17-18, 2013

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Alex Jones has been out of studio in the present day, so today, Dan and Jordan continue their investigation of what Alex was up to in 2013. In this installment, Alex gets very, very defensive about media coverage about him and has an interview with the second worst sheriff in the US.

## Tidbits

* Discussion: why the debate coverage wasn't worth talking about
* Alex is upset at how The Atlantic responds to his coverage of meteor story
* Discussion: The Atlantic meteor conspiracy article
* Globalists are at odds with people who want to paint oil paintings
* Alex would be a painter if it weren't for the Globalists
* Alex talks about Nigerian Prince emails again
* Alex knows about the 2nd stage of the scam
* Guest: Stewart Rhodes
* Rhodes: is your county a Molon Labe county or a bend over and take it county
* Discussion: Molon Labe pledge
* Discussion: Right winger business cycle
* Rhodes: Plan in 3 month sprints
* Discussion: why is April 19 significant?
* Discussion: Patriots are insincere about their love of the American Revolution
* Alex rants about the media coverage of him again
* CNN clip: Why did Piers book Alex?
* Alex interrupts clup to complain about Piers interrupting him
* Alex: We don't normally cover ourselves
* Caller believes Alex because he's sworn off MSM
* Alex laughs off caller who questions InfoWars article
* Disucssion: Alex the cult leader
* Guest: Sheriff David Clarke
* Background: Sheriff David Clarke
* Alex plays Clarke's PSA
* Discussion: Clarke's publicity scams
* Clarke advocates murdering home invaders
* Clarke says that confiscating guns would get cops killed
* If the left was serious, they'd be on my side
* Clarke isn't radical, everyone else is
* Alex quotes Thomas Jefferson
* Discussion: Fake quotes and the Montana Militia
* Alex is super impressed by meteor video
* Alex continues complaining about media coverage
* Discussion: Alex attributing Russian meteor to DA14 asteroid
* Caller: Obama wouldn't look special forces in the eye
* Alex: I know things about Obama, but I'm not authorized to say it on air
193: Big Skeletons and Pencil Ink

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Mark Richards, Black Knight, Phillip K Dick, The Dutchman, Putin, Allen Dulles, Arthur C Clarke, Isaac Asimov, JFK, Lyndon Johnson, Charles Byrne

Today, Dan and Jordan take a little Project Camelot vacation to catch up on one of the past episodes where Sweary Kerry breaks down an interview with Mark Richards. In this installment, we learn about intelligent AI satellites, the roots of science fiction, and much more.

## Tidbits

* Alex pretended InfoWars was taken down
* Kerry interviews Mark Richards
* Kerry only had a tiny pencil that ran out of ink
* Kerry was attacked, the effects were similar to Bell's palsy
* Prison was on lockdown bc someone got shanked
* Are potatoes ground apples?
* Mark had a dangerous cellmate: not human, talks to scar on his face, wears a Hanibal Lecter mask
* Some young kids offered to kill the cellmate
* Black Knight: AI satelite created by the British
* Black Knight has wiring and is low tech, so it's harder to attack
* Black Knight has 3 satellites
* If attacked, Black Knight gets an itch and notifies authorities
* Phillip K Dick was recruited by the Dutchman
* Other scifi writers were recruited as well, they regret signing secrecy oaths
* Putin doesn't trust the reptoids anymore
* Devil's chessboard
* Allen Dulles turned on Mark and The Dutchman when they sided with JFK
* Arthur C Clarke and Isaac Asimov were also recruited
* Clarke was killed because he was going to talk to Project Camelot
* There are 3 types of men in black, and they're all bad
* Aliens killed JFK, Dulles and Johnson were pawns
* Discussion: get a camera to Mark
* Dracos are working with reptoids and Chinese
* Draco are straighforward
* Reptoids are nefarious because they are raptor/human hybrids
* Minerva is still waiting
* Mark talks to her
* Minerva is a biological artificially intelligent spacecraft
* Syrian refugees were eaten by reptoids
* The British show off ananaki skeleton in their museum (wrong, it's Charles Byrne)
* The skeleton looks big because it's next to a normal skeleton
* Things disappear in Spain
* Mark landed in the wrong timeline, that's why he's in jail
* Discussion: multiverse
308: February 6-8, 2013

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Today, Dan and Jordan continue their exploration of Alex Jones' behavior in the weeks after Sandy Hook, to better understand what happened. In this installment, not much is learned on that front, but the gents finally find shooting that Alex thinks is real, and learn that Alex may think that insects are a conspiracy.

## Tidbits

* The universe is the thoughts of the creator
* Alex knows the world is a simulation because he's read the bible
* Discussion: Cosmic Ray Particles
* PJW talks science!
* DNA is a crystaline antenna to god
* Alex uses politics to Trojan Horse people to god
* We have alien DNA
* If the universe is a simulation, there's a creator
* Alex has word diarrhea
* GCN has 1300 radio stations
* Discussion: GCN stations and shows
* Alex is not the biggest draw on GCN
* Molon Labe is more popular than the Gadsden flag
* Put up a Molon Labe poster at work
* Alex is clowing around because he's sick of anti-gun people
* I know I'm doing god's will
* Alex believes serial cop killer Christopher Dorner is a real shooter
* Discussion: Alex's treatment of Dorner manhunt
* Discussion: what makes a false flag?
* Insects are biomechanical
* Alex's grift works if he doesn't support the president
* Alex's mom got flipped off by a helicopter
* Alex doesn't trust Dick Armey
* Alex talks about poop, Glenn Beck, and Karl Rove a lot
* This makes no fucking sense
* I think it's good therapy for me to go out and shoot the 50 cal
* Alex isn't against Freedom Works
* Alex keeps running out of enthusiasm
* Alex is obsessed with an asteroid
* Alex takes a random call on air, it's Geraldo's people
* Alex says he doesn't want to cover the news
* Cops are aloof
* Alex is happy with his cop impression
* All we have to do is kill 1 cop and disappear
* Dorner could be fake, but he's not
* This is why soldiers shouldn't be cops
* Space command is going to redirect the asteroid... plays Asteroids for way too long
* Early "April first" joke
* It doesn't help the gun grabber agenda, so it's real
* Here's the key to the gun grabber agenda, after this break... he doesn't get to it
* Dorner is an Obama and Piers Morgan supporter (this is what Alex complains the media does to him)
165: Rotondo, Round 2

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about how Alex Jones completely lost his mind in a live video he streamed on May 25th, 2018 when he took another stab at trying to be a father figure for Michael Rotondo, the 30 year old who got kicked out of his parents' house. It may seem like this is too much Rotondo for this podcast, but please believe that this is not about him. This is all about Alex Jones being a complete lunatic.

## Tidbits

* Announced goal: None Dare Call It Conspiracy analysis
* None Dare can't be done as a podcast
* Correction: previous episode, removed segment about missing immigrant kids
* Rotondo is back on
* At least you're not on welfare
* Mike: I stand by all my decisions
* Alex, what's your biggest accomplishment
* Alex kickstarted Brexit
* Alex's True Story: Alex is King of the Hill
* Alex talks about his money too much
* Why should insurance cover sex changes?
* Is Alex's wife Jewish?
* What is empowerment
* Alex's True Story: I met Josh Brolin once
* Alex's True Story: I used to work 2 jobs
* Mike says stuff Alex said offline
* Let me save you
* Mike's business: I'll do stuff and it will work
* Alex misuses a metaphor
* Alex explains racism... How does' 5G affect racism?
* Mike doesn't care about 5G
* Asians killing Asians isn't sexy like Oprah in roots... did you know there's human cloning?
* What kind of food do you eat? ad pivot!
* Super male vitality makes your hair fall out
* Will you read this book?
* Book: The Killing of Uncle Sam by Rodney Howard Brown
* Jordan Cult Background
* Mike doesn't know who Roger Stone is
* Don't you want to be a wingman?
* Roger doesn't work for Russia
* Your greatest accomplishment is being born white
* Genetic memory created Alex to fight the globalists
* We're in a space war of genetics
* There's a genetic trapdoor to keep the genetic door open
* Where does evil come from?
* Good people can use the tools of evil to do good
* Most people are retarded
* You're not autistic, you should take up painting
* Alex is over talking to Mike
* Where's Nonk!
* Alex's True Story: The tale of Max the dog
* My dog story is sadder than your dog story
* Mike and Alex are having different conversations

## Notable Bits

* Alex's True Story
* Where's Nonk

## References

* The Killing of Uncle Sam by Rodney Howard Brown
259: January 27-29, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Nancy Pelosi, Roger Stone, Wayne Allyn Root, Rod Rosenstein's sister, Ignaz Semmelweiz, Edward Jenner, General Albert Stubblebine, Benton K Partin, William Gein, Ann Coulter

Today, Dan and Jordan try their best to keep track of what's going on in the present day with Alex Jones. In the aftermath of Roger Stone getting indicted, Alex unsurprisingly starts indicating that he has no interest in defending Trump or Roger anymore, and desperately wants to be who he used to be.

## Tidbits

* Islamisists are killing leftists and Alex loves it
* Next year's news today: President Pelosi
* Alex misses having Hillary as a target
* Roger was auditioning for a play
* John Wayne Americana with a little bit of fascist icing
* Bushes are actually democrats
* Roger, you need to attack more
* Immigrants are bringing diseases in
* Alex wants to cover more than just Trump
* Dan predicted Alex's pivot
* Alex doesn't plug enough because he wants to quit
* Bigotry hat trick
* Globalists don't take vaccines
* Alex reads Wayne Allyn Root tweet
* Rod Rosenstein's sister runs the vaccine court
* It's yumyum time
* Clean vaccines
* Fake Bertrand Russel quote
* The industrial revolution stopped the spread of disease
* Ignaz Semmelweis
* Edward Jenner and Cowpox
* Threatening ad reads
* Cut his dick off
* Alex is getting tired of Roger
* Alex reminisces about his old sources
* General Albert Stubblebine
* Benton K Partin
* Phantom moles and earthquake weapons
* Alex will never sell out... ad pivot
* Alex can't afford Roger
* Guest: William Gein
* Gein: Ann Coulter should primary Donald Trump
* Gein says the quiet part loud

## Notable Bits

* It's yumyum time
* Cut his dick off