Jeffrey Epstien

**Jeffrey Epstien** is a character on Our Cartoon President

Jeffy-Boy

Little Brother (Bill Clinton)

Alan Dershowitz

## History

Jeffrey Epstien was born on January 20, 1953 in Brooklyn, New York.

Epstien was an American financer, socialite, and convicted sex offender.

On their accounts, he was friends with Donald Trump, Alan Dershowittz, and Bill Clinton, with Clinton calling him "little brother". There is a framed picture of him and Trump together.

Epstien died on August 10, 2019, which put a great deal of grief on Bill. His final mention and appearance is in Election Day during the song Money (America, My Fucked Home).

## Relationships

### Bill Clinton

* By far, Clinton is depicted as Epstien's closest friend. He was multiple nicknames for him, recalls many events with him, and is still coping with his death.
* He has gone as far to travel to Peru with Alan Dershowitz because there was a report of a man who bore resemblance to him. Along with Dershowitz, the two have used a ouija board in an attempt to communicate with him.
* As stated before, he is still coping with his death. In Election Special 2018, Hillary Clinton states that Epstien had been gone for five months, to prove that her husband was acting erratically and immature. He was crying and holding a picture of him while saying, "you traded your jet for wings little brother!" This was shortly before he and Dershowitz tried to summon him.
* In the message to the United States, Donald Trump brings him along to help prove their innocence about being friends with Epstien. He also told him not to worry and promised that he would send a rope and potato chips down that well after Trump said that he was pardoning him and filling his mouth with cement.

### Donald Trump

* Trump was also a close friend of Epstien, saying in Money "he was a personal friend of mine." He seems very prideful of him, despite what he has done, and been convicted for. Both himself and Clinton appeared in a message to the United States to defend their names about the then current investigation about Epstien. Of course, in the message, it is obvious that they had something to do with him. Near the end of the message, Trump pardoned him and named him Deputy Attorney General.

### Alan Dershowitz

* Dershowitz was another close friend of Epstien's, just like Clinton. He was his lawyer during his investigation, and also tried to summon him with a ouija board with Clinton in his home, and has traveled to Peru with Clinton after there was a report of a man who looked like him.

### Hillary Clinton

* Given what he has done, and what has come out about it, Hillary is reasonably bitter towards him, inferring that five months was enough time for Bill to get over his death.

### Chelsea Clinton

* Not much is known about their interaction, other than his wife, Ghislaine Maxwell, was present at her wedding.

## Trivia

* Although being mentioned in the show several times by multiple different characters, (Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Alan Dershowitz etc.) he is never shown, other than in photo.
* Clinton and Dershowitz tried to summon him with a ouija board, and went to Peru when they got a report that a man looked like him.

* His friends know him as "Jeffy-Boy".
* He, like many characters in the show, has a cartoon counterpart, and a real life counterpart, which both appear in the show.