Season 3 Finale Featuring Andy Cohen

Recorded in front of a live studio audience

By the time you hear this our hosts will be in Omnivale and the beloved characters in the CCU have been burned alive...

The long awaited season 3 finale hosted by Andy Cohen and the last episode in the CCU. Two years of work has brought us here and its time to burn it down and. Build. Back. Better. See you all in Omnivale.

## Episode Summary

Who the fuck wants to eat!? Enter the top secret partybunker! It's the ClayneCast Finale hosted once again by Andy Cohen. Duck is here too, as well as an unhinged studio audience! We're all gonna DIE! HOORAAAAYYYY!

Andy is back again to wrap up this hot mess of a Season. He brings his classic snarky questioning and everyone remembers some of their favorite moments of not only the last season, but the entire existence of ClayneCast.

Tom has some great Ideas to bring into the Omniverse. We are all reminded or threatened that several things from the CCU can or will be brought along.

About an hour in, Andy commits a Faux-pas by bringing out Marks family, but before they can whine about their missing probably dead piece of crap relative, Mark, Andy kicks them back out of the bunker! Sly fox trying to get a Pulitzer, but this is Drew and Nate's show! Remember your place Andy!

Nate is glad to leave the CCU as it's gone to hell, what with the Nants and all, and also the Melanie Mac guys are washed.

Enjoy this final wrap-up and burning to the ground of the ClayneCast Universe (CCU) before the hosts traverse into the Omniverse with Phelans help! Phelan opens up a Portal to Omnivale with a Love-Spell and the hosts drive a special Charlie Puth signature edition Honda Civic through it! All of us get left behind and perish, or dismembered by Mentor who has gone Death Penalty Killfrenzy.

### Omnivale Characters

As part of their existence in the Omniverse, the hosts must take on a lifeform that can survive there.

Omnivale Characters
 **Tom** | Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg from The Fifth Element (1997) | He thinks this character will really take Omnivale to the next level. Classy. Rich. A lot to like about him.

Since none of the hosts have seen each others movies (except Drew saw Fifth Element a long time ago because he's a nerd), they will somehow watch these films on the Patreon.

### Watch-a-long

No Watch-a-long this week! Stay tuned for the movies of each of the hosts characters coming soon!

### Father-Son Updates

The boys are getting along fine with Hunter.

Andy asks the Hosts about their boys. Their answers are paraphrased here.

*He asks Tom what he'll miss most about T.*

**Tom:** Won't miss him at all. Life is finally good! Only thing he'll miss is throwing trash inside of his boy while he's in his toxic ooze form because it would dissolve.

*What would Nate tell BriFi if he could see him right now?*

**Nate:** Would tell him he's Brisket451 and Nate is NwistyOnline and then he tries to entice him to come into the Bunker and join them in the Omniverse but Andy quickly shuts him down. Also Andy is adopting BriFi's twin brother FlyingCar 1400.

*A lot of people are starting to think DiDi is the cause of AMP failing, the CCPMCSB grand opening being delayed, and more recently having something to do with Marks disappearance.*

**Drew:** No. DiDi never leaves the house. But Drew did have to use the Washroom for about 5 hours in the Subway they were at one time, so that could have given him an opportunity to commit these (alleged) heinous acts.

*Why are you such a bad dad?*

**Drew:** Doesn't think he is a bad dad. Whatever.

*What would you say to his boy?*

**Drew:** Love you buddy. You're in a better place now with the best dad, Hunter Biden.

## Notable Quotes

### Drew aka D

* "Shut the fuck up Tom. Shut the fuck up."
* "When I see a toilet, I feel like I'm crashing."
* "Duck's here too, he's being bad."
* "Puth?"
* "No, not rest in peace, he [Jerry Springer] was an awful guy!"
* "Tom's gonna remember a lot of stuff."

### Nate aka Nay-o

* "Truce is back!"
* "Is there a bar in this bunker?"
* "Are we making threats now?"
* "Now, we're goin' to Omnivale...what *is* Omnivale?"

### Tom McMoney aka T-Money aka Shithead

* "The audience is obviously dumb as fuck."
* "True. Everyone listening to this right now is going to die."
* "I've never lost on this show."
* "We're Hollywood! We don't mingle with these regular folk!"
* "Let me say this: It's really fuckin' fun to burn stuff down."
* "Nants are a big hit!"

### Andy Cohen

* "Fuck!"
* "Something about him is reminds me of when I see a dog, I just can't help but kick. There's something about this guy.[Tom]"
* "I've missed you man. On the real. I miss what we used to have. Don't be afraid to reach out bro. On the real. On the real."
* "These Nants have destroyed the CCU. This is all your fault [Nate]! For Christ's sake, Walter Nubnauski is dead!"
* "Which one of you is getting behind the wheel of my Puth?"

## CCEUpdates/AMPDates

### American Monty Python

Drew reveals some background info about the origin of AMP. He says he heard about some American show being redone for British television, and thought he would do the same with but with a British show redone in the US. And obviously the quintessential British show is Monty Python! Even more shocking perhaps is the fact that the creator of *American* Monty Python is himself actually Canadian!

Tom was already being bugged about the AMP cast before they even recorded the first episode of CC.

### CCPMCSB

AC and JD were scheduled to appear at the CCPMCSB grand opening. Unfortunately, the dealership, Noggin Boss store, Leftist Brothel, Daycare will all be burnt to the ground.

Andy asks the hosts which special features their tricked out Mini Coopers would have, and what color it would be:

**Nate:** Great Question.

* Flood Resistance (important for SB)
* Hanggliders on it, for going "*Whooosh*" off of cliffs
* Bitchin' Stereo
* Vanity Plate: "SBP1MP"
* Color: Cream

**Tom:**

* NFT player instead of a CD player that projects his NFTs onto the Windshield, as they're much more interesting than what's happening on the road.
* Flamethrower
* Vanity Plate: "1NLYDIN0"
* Color: Bright Blue

**Drew:**

* Mini cooper with all the features of a Tesla:
	+ Self driving, Video games, uncontrollable accelaration/brakes, spontaneous explosions
* Vanity Plate: "PUTHYLVR"
* Color: Charlie Puth Livery? (gets distracted with the pronunciation of Puth without elaborating on the color)

## Trivia

You can't divorce a starter wife under any circumstances.

Omnivale is a Town in the Omniverse, which is located well outside of the ClayneCast Universe. A number of high profile people live there.

## Get to know your host(s)

Drew would do anything to get Brie back, including cutting off parts of his body. Anything. He has done "the deed" with MrsCanadasHostess, where he goes into a room with a cup and without too much gory detail, he's basically being willingly spermjacked by her. He's also technically married (see Trivia section), but his wife is a wife in name only, or WINO.

Nate sold out, but only for a minute, then he cashed in big! And now he's back down in the dirt with Tom and Drew, rolling around like a nasty little worm, which is where he likes to be.

## Freaky Figures

This episode's wiki entry was the 100th page added to the wiki! Wahoo!

Exactly 0 People care about Mark.

## Clayne Clandestine

The AMP Draft was first mentioned in episode 5. AMP itself was already mentioned in episode 2.

Tom and Nate are right, Charlie Puth's name is pronounced like the 'oo' in the word *Goose*.

## Clayne ForeCasting

The hosts might do stores in the Omniverse. Tom has a cool Idea for a store where you put on a VR headset and can interact with your NFTs.

Season 4 is gonna be huge! (ClayneCast Season 4, not Lethal Weapon Season 4)

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