Israel Destroys United States/Transcript

Israel: Fellow, countries, ever since we are from a different continent, we have been bold explorers discovering new exotics seeking out new soldiers and dealing with wars.

Egypt: Wars... (glares at Israel entitled)

Israel: Well I'd say it's time to start an attack, United States. Let's destroy United States by using cannons instead of rifles. Why, because it's the only method!

Germany: Great method! I'll be in charge of this.

Russia: But how do we go... (invades Germany) ...all the way there?

Israel: We call in backup soldiers! Some strong backup soldiers!

Germany, Egypt, Russia, Denmark, Greece: Oooh!

(triumphant music)

China: China commencing super cannon test fire. All systems checking out... 800 tons of TNT, 389 mph. Wish my explosions!

(China goes in a rampage)

China: Didn't get a cannonball that far! But I did just invent, the crater to the core! Guess you have to give it a go to use explosives. (continues to destroy United States)

Japan: Ah! There you are, this way, I have so much to show you.

Japan: We are Japan, and I can be a strong force, a 5th generation inventor, or an overseer, 5 superheroes, or even, an 8th generation inventor!!

Japan: But today, I show you my invention I call, ULTRA CANNONS! Using the power of countries to work this thing out. First, I change and duplicate into...

Norway: Norway!

Denmark: And Denmark!

Brazil: And Brazil!

Egypt: And Egypt!

Madagascar: And Madagascar!

Germany: And Germany!

Germany: And 1 more to press the big black skull button! Who's going?

Norway: 1 of me.

Denmark: And none of me.

Brazil: And 1 of me.

Egypt: And 1 of me.

Madagascar: And none of me.

Germany: And 1 of me.

Germany: And fire!!

(Germany - Norway except Denmark and Madagascar sees the true chaos)

Israel: Amazing! But not fast enough...

(the cannonball accelerates faster than the speed of sound)

Germany - Israel: What?!?!

(the cannonball reaches United Kingdom)

(the cannonball stops at Pacific Ocean)

(Germany - Israel cheering)

Israel: Amazing, we shot a cannon past United Kingdom! We just need a little bit more power...

(loud explosion)

Israel: What was that sound?

Ukraine: Why that would be my mega cannon, I accidental... (shoots mega cannon accidentally)

(It was revealed that Germany is inside)

Germany: That was one mega shot! (gets back inside)

Ukraine: You think that's impressive, you're going to like this! Prepare for launching... (shoots mega cannon on purpose)

Israel: We have the far wars!

(the cannonball splits into an even larger version repeatedly)

(It was revealed that Germany is inside)

Germany: The soldier has landed!

United States: Why me?!

(Germany - Japan cheering)

Israel: Chapter almost complete! The only quest left is to build a castle there!

Germany: (via intercommunication) Soldiers, we have a problem! I forgot the tools and stone!

Nepal: Don't worry, Germany, I'll take the care of this.

Germany: (via intercommunication) Nepal!

Nepal: And I promise!

Australia x10: No rifles!

Nepal: Cannons only.

(goes inside the cannonball, the cannon fires automatically)

(the cannonball splits into an even larger version repeatedly)

(It was revealed that Egypt is inside)

Egypt: Are you looking for these?

(Egypt builds a really strong castle to withstand nuclear weapons)

(Germany and Egypt sees the sunset)