Globe Hell Watches Doctor Chip

**Video:**
globe hell watches doctor chip.mp4

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## Episode Summary

We watched a bunch of videos of Doctor Chip and also our new sponsor the Pharmacy man.

## Notable Events

* Globe Hell Video
* Globe Hell Moving Image
* Josiah and Drew continued from where they left off in Episode 53: Lefterboxd by watching more of Dr. Chip Watkins's videos about Motivational Interviewing. They started by watching a video by someone who was not Dr. Chip Watkins that was called "Five Essential Strategies in Motivating Clients to Change" about how Motivational Interviewing (MI) is an evidence-based approach for a range of health behaviours and conditions, including addiction and mental health.
* Josiah and Drew performed Motivational Interviewing on each other, where Josiah was the drinker and Drew was the therapist. The conversation went as follows:
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "My doctor says that if I have even another drop of alcohol, that I will die instantly on the spot, but I just bought a six-pack and I've got four beers left, and I figure I may as well finish what's in the fridge."
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "Well, what is it about drinking these four beers uh is gonna make you feel good?"
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "You think you're better than me?"
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "What's the best part ab-"
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "You think you're better than me?"
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "No, what's the -"
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "You think you're better than me?"
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "No, I just wanna know what's the be- no, I wanna know: why do you like drinking beer? What's the - what's your fa-"
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "I - I don't like it."
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "What's your favorite thing about beer?"
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "I don't like it! It's not - I don't any- even enjoy it anymore."
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "Well then don't drink it, you fucking idiot."
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "I need to. I f- I need to do it! I need to."
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "Do you?"
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "Yes!"
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "Why?"
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "Because I - it's recycling day and I need to get these cans finished!"
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "Well put them in the garbage. Doesn't -"
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "Well I c- that's recycling! I have to recycle them! And if I pour them down the sink, then that's wasting the beer!"
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "Just put - you don't have to pour em out. Just put em in the trash. Put the full can in the trash can."
	+ Josiah, playing the drinker:
		- "See, you're doing the righting reflex, I can tell. You think you're better than me."
	+ Drew, playing the therapist:
		- "I don't think I am. No, that's not what I'm doing! That's not what I'm doing!"
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Advanced Motivational Interviewing: Depression" about Dr. Chip Watkins demonstrating Motivational Interviewing in treating depression.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "SECADO POR ULTRASONIDOS, EQUIPO PARA LA PRODUCCIÓN DOYPACK" about el mayor portal de videos farmaceuticos del mundo. This video was made by pharma-manager.com, the new sponsor of Globe Hell Warning. Use code 'GLOBEHELL'.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Advanced Motivational Interviewing: Diabetes" about Dr. Chip Watkins demonstrating Motivational Interviewing in treating diabetes.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "TECNOLOGÍA PROCESO DE GRANULACIÓN POLVO, BOMBAS DISPENSADORES DE REACTIVOS" about the world's largest pharmaceutical video portal. This video was made by pharma-manager.com, the new sponsor of Globe Hell Warning. Use code 'GLOBEHELL'.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Advanced Motivational Interviewing: Smoking Cessation" about Dr, Chip Watkins demonstrating Motivational Interviewing in treating tobacco addiction.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* [In response to Drew asking which episode they had watched a Dr. Chip Watkins video for] "It's Globe Hell Warning."
* "My doctor just usually goes straight for the asshole."
* "He has to either do no drinking or extremely heavy drinking. But moderate drinking is not an option."
* [Playing the role of the drinker in an interview with Drew, who was playing the role of the therapist] "My doctor says that if I have even another drop of alcohol, that I will die instantly on the spot, but I just bought a six-pack and I've got four beers left, and I figure I may as well finish what's in the fridge."
* "I could easily be a doctor. I think I could easily just show up and be a doctor. Without learning anything."
* "You're shitting blood, how does that make you feel? Maybe we should get you some antidepressants."
* "No, they probably have depression, is what I'm saying. They're probably shitting blood from the depression."
* [On the topic of Dr. Chip Watkins's name] "I thought it was Chip. Skip?"
* "I would love to get medical help from a man named Chip."
* "I'm gonna barricade you from your home."
* "pharma-manager.com, everybody. Use code 'GLOBEHELL'."
* "Turn your fucking phone off. Have some respect."
* [On the topic of the popstar who wouldn't stop texting Drew during the recording of this episode] "Current or washed up? Current popstar or w-"
	+ Note: The 'washed up' popstar Josiah was referring to was likely former guest Nate Ruess, who had most recently appeared on the previous Patreon episode, Globehell Warning watches Twitter: the Movie with Tom and Nate.
* [In response to a woman saying she is a 9 out of 10] "Don't flatter yourself, sweetie."
* [On the topic of treating a patient who needs their arm reattached after having it chopped off] "Well, they need to do some exercise and it'll grow back."
* "If you drink coffee, it's exactly the same as smoking a cigarette. Comes from the earth."
* [On the topic of the woman in the smoking cessation interview video having too many friends who are Karens] "Yeah, and sounds like she's married to a Karen. And her doctor is a Karen."
* [On the topic of Dr. Chip Watkins] "He's a bit of a Karen."
* "He's so cool, I would love for him to be my doctor. So, I mean, what did y- what have we learned today? I think it's important to always answer every question with a question, and uh think in terms of 0 to 10, and always -"
* "OK, well anyways, maybe we'll do this again soon, so thank you for watching, and - or if you listened, you could have watched and you fucked up, you piece of shit."

### Drew

* [On the topic of sometimes opening your eyes and sometimes closing them to form a sort of hybrid image of what Josiah and Drew look like] "Like a hybrid animal."
* [In response to Josiah saying the video they were watching was boring] Listen! Just pay attention, for fuck's sake. You might learn something."
* "If you think about it, the patient is like a wall."
* "When I do improv, I like to do 'yes or.' "
* [On the topic of recommending smoking weed to patients with a drinking problem] "Have you tried indica? What strains have you tried?"
* [Playing the role of the therapist in an interview with Josiah, who was playing the role of the drinker] "Well then don't drink it, you fucking idiot."
* [Playing the role of the therapist in an interview with Josiah, who was playing the role of the drinker] "Just put - you don't have to pour em out. Just put em in the trash. Put the full can in the trash can."
* [In response to Josiah saying he could easily just show up and be a doctor] "Like, I don't think I could do like medical stuff, but I think I could do this. Like if they didn't - if they - if they came in and said, 'Um, you know, my - oh, it hurts in my abdomen all the time and I'm shitting blood,' I would have no idea."
* "You can't say, if somebody comes in shitting blood, you can't say, 'Well guess what, you have blood coming out of your ass.' "
* "I think that's what acting is, is learning from one another."
* "Is his name S- he's Doctor Skip, right? Not Doctor Chip. Doctor Skip."
* [Offering advice to a woman struggling with depression who does not feel she has the energy to exercise] "Have you had coffee? You tried coffee?"
* "I would love for Dr. Chip to have my number and just leave me messages. 'Just wanted to check in with you.' Yeah. 'Go for a walk today?' "
* "The last video has shrunken our brains!"
* "A certain popstar won't stop texting me."
	+ Note: This was likely in reference to former guest Nate Ruess, who had most recently appeared on the previous Patreon episode, Globehell Warning watches Twitter: the Movie with Tom and Nate.
* [In response to Josiah asking whether the popstar texting Drew was a current popstar or a washed up one] "Washed up. Washed up, washed up."
* "You don't need to work out if you're on Atkins. In fact, it's worse for you."
* [On the topic of the diabetes interview with Dr. Chip Watkins] "You can tell he doesn't respect her as an actor. He thinks she's doing too much. And she's doing a lot with her hands so they had to crop it."
* "I wanna go on Protein Power!"
* "There's easy questions, easy patients, and then there's somebody who comes in with their arm chopped off or something and they have to reattach it."
* [On the topic of Dr. Chip Watkins smiling] "Yeah. Piece of shit."
* "They'll cancel you for smoking these days."
* "Why don't you lose the zero and get with a hero? Save lives all day. And I burn cigs."
* "She shouldn't be friends with so many Karens."
* [In response to Josiah saying that their Patreon subscribers who listened to this episode instead of watching it are pieces of shit] "Yeah, better luck next time, stupid."

## Trivia

* This was the first episode after the introduction of a video subscription tier on the Globe Hell Warning Patreon.
* This was the first episode of Globe Hell Warning to have notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "Globe Hell Watches Doctor Chip Audio", while the video version is titled "Globe Hell Watches Doctor Chip".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.
* Josiah and Drew previously watched a video by Doctor Chip Watkins called "Advanced Motivational Interviewing: Hypertension" in Episode 53: Lefterboxd.