Marnie

Marnie, full name R. Slash Marina Clawdette I (though she wishes to add The Ripper to the end as a title), is a member of the Twisted (unaffiliated with AJHQ...against her father’s wishes) and the daughter of Jacke. Uh, well, technically.

r/TwistedWhiskers, u/soup\_tempest - i’m not appearing on any “blogs.” i have more work to get done than that.

## Appearance

r/Cats, reply from u/soup\_tempest - actually, i’ve never seen a cat with pink or purple fur. are you sure you’ve got your head on straight?

r/spiderbro, reply from u/soup\_tempest - yeah, all spiders have eight eyes. i’ve never heard of one with two eyes and four pupils on each though. seems familiar.

r/weapons, reply from u/soup\_tempest - oh, i love whips! if i could have one on me at all times, that’d be badass.

r/VintageFashion, reply from u/soup\_tempest - it’s not the most historically accurate thing in the world, i’ll admit. i look like someone out of les miserables. or maybe an old hooker xD but it’s this off-the-shoulder kinda thing? and a corset, it’s lace, i like that one. my skirt is kinda tattered but i think it adds to the effect. i still need to decide if i want a ribbon for that hat…

r/Spiders, reply from u/soup\_tempest - spiders have eight legs, dumbass. you’re thinking of millipedes. those are the ones with hundreds.

r/NoStupidQuestions, u/soup\_tempest - why can’t humans walk on all fours like quadrupeds? / maybe this sounds dumb. why don’t humans just do that? does something stop them? i can do it just fine. are they different?

## Reddit

Though Jacke has studied her intensively, just as he’s done any other willing member of the Twisted, he’s yet to share his research with the world… ahem, but maybe there are documents…

Though she has no real lungs in her body any longer, Marnie does have two flat structures called *book lungs* lined with thin layers of gelatin (NOTE from Jacke (that’s me!) it seems like real spiders have the same stuff. More experiments on the Reddit spiders but NO DISH SOAP). These lungs function both for her air and venom, allowing her to breathe through barely visible gaps in the fur of her neck (which is a passive act; there is no way to see if she’s breathing and she remains still at all times, I checked. Kinda freaky) and giving her the poison that builds up around her body.

This poison is at its highest volume in her mouth and throat because of this, and the buildup frequently pours out to make room for more (Gross. Leo says it has a tangy scent. I don’t smell anything?). One must be aware that her venom is highly corrosive and can burn through just about anything, from metal and wood to flesh (these are what I tested it on, anyway. Sorry to that employee I had to drag in here. I bet he didn’t expect to have his skin melted off). It is recommended that anyone not immune to Reddit products (what I produce.) avoid any interaction with this fluid.

Weaker portions of her venom, such as the kind found in her tears (I didn’t make her cry I just had her cut onions in the dark. This trick has worked on Oops and Leo too pretty funny honestly) or inside her claws, do not completely melt things around them. The effect that this weaker venom has is much more

SHE TRICKED ME. she trickedmei don’t have a lot of time to write this. what the FUCK. she got ahold of leo and her stupidfuckin g venom i don’t know what it did. write down cure  find how to stop it

Update. Tests have proven ineffectual. I think the effect is only mental? He doesn’t feel any pain. Wound doesn’t sting, he’s fine with me cleaning it. Doesn’t even notice it at all. He thinks I just keep looking at his feathers for no reason. Doesn’t seem to have enough energy to change forms so maybe it is physical but not as much as the mental effect hang on

MENTAL CHANGES i’ve observed thus far: -he seems a lot kinder? has stopped arguing with me. every time i try he’s just even more nice. i don’t like this one -has been trying to get along with the spiders, keeps asking how they’re doing. chauncey seems suspicious of it. -he speaks in a different tone of voice??? like he’s still weird and gross and british but like you know what i mean -he has told me he loves me like 15 times in a single day clearly something is wrong with him

Nothing I’ve done has made it stop.

update. i’ve been keeping leo bedridden since i found out. he’s really mad about it, i think? but he’s being so nice i can’t fucking tell. and he doesn’t believe that he’s sick but that’s okay. i’m going to ask the spiders to do something really stupid.

update. i tried to talk to marnie again. she told me she doesn’t have hallucinogens in her venom. said some stupid shit about how her poison “brings out someone’s true self”?

ITFUCKING WORKED. I HAD THE SPIDERS BITE HIM AND IT REVERSED IT. WHAT THE HELL?????????I NEED TO STUDY HER AGAIN. so marnie. status. further examination required. what the fuck.

## Personality

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r/soup\_tempest, u/soup\_tempest - i suppose i’d describe myself as interesting? i don’t like describing myself. it’s too difficult. i’m not like a spider; i think that if someone wants to be left be, they should be so. and i keep this sentiment as i live. as long as i’m having fun, everyone else should be, too. and some people say i have “explosive anger” or “moodswings” or “violent urges” or “aggressive tendencies” or whatever but i really don’t they don’t understand me. i love humanity and people. i love the energy they have. i wish i werethe same but i’m not. but what is the world without chaos? i like to destroy. that doesn’t make me a bad person because i help people, too. i’m a good person. that’s all i would say. i help people.

## Lore

r/TwoSentenceHorror, u/soup\_tempest - I had always wondered how I was born. / Then I found out my grocery store has spiders in it.

r/NoSleep, u/soup\_tempest - Have you ever eaten something unpleasant? Unsavory? Maybe you had some bad scallops once or twice in your life. You ever feel your body fusing and contorting, breaking apart and pulling itself back together all at the same time? It’s cold. It’s lonely. I’ve been able to feel every single atom making up my being since that day, but I don’t even know if I have atoms at all. I wasn’t always the person I am. I wasn’t always writhing in agony on the dirt, watching my hands form themselves and grow thumbs and my legs slice each other into hundreds and hundreds that stick out at the end like needles and they gave me new eyes new limbs brighter fur longer arms pulling teeth and suddenly i was a person but i wasn’t human and i don’t know if any of this is sending because the computer screen is dark now but i need you to know you can’t trust the spiders

r/NoSleep, reply from u/themaskedamigo - Wait, what spiders?

## Relationships

### Jacke

R/relationship\_advice, u/soup\_tempest - me and my dad have a weird dynamic. okay, i SAY my "dad," biologically he's my grandfather. but he thinks that makes him sound too old so he's just my dad. i dunno. his internet habits are weird. he's cool, though. i think he deserves a break from work sometimes.

### Oops

R/NoStupidQuestions, u/soup\_tempest - honestly, i don't find spiders trustworthy. no arachnids are. don't say i'm dumb cuz i say that while also being a r/spiderbro user lol. i tell my dad all the time that the spiders are lying to him, they're deceiving him, but he ignores me. he never listens. dads. ugh.

### Leonardo

r/family, u/soup\_tempest - i think my stepdad hates me? what do i do / i don't know what happened, every single time i try to talk to him now he gets angry or turns away. we've never fought? i can't imagine what caused it. can someone tell me how to bring it up with him?