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Angry Mad

**Angry Mad**
**Performer(s)**: Josh Chan — **First Appearance**: "Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?"
**Written by**: Aline Brosh McKenna, Jack Dolgen, Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Rock

## Summary

"**Angry Mad**" is a song performed by Josh Chan. In this song Josh struggles with his feelings of jealousy when he learns Greg and Rebecca are sleeping together. To vent his frustrations he performs various martial arts excercises at his Tae Kwon Do dojo set to an 80's rock beat. The song was first heard in the Season One episode "Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?".

## Song and lyrics

ANGRY!

Feeling...BAD!

Why do I feel this way?

ANGRY!

MAD!

My heart is hurting!

And it feels...BAD!

PUNCHING!

Feeling kind...of...

BAD!

Urgh...

BAD!
Heather Davis/Songs

"**California Christmastime**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Josh, Greg, Paula, Heather and Darryl
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca and her friend's song about special Christmas time is in California.

"**Don't Settle For Me**"
**Performed by**: Heather Davis with Greg Serrano
**Writers**: Adam Schlesinger and Rachel Bloom
Heather breaks up with Greg and tells him to go after Rebecca.

"**Stuck in the Bathroom**"
**Performed by**: Heather Davis
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Heather describes Paula's accidental imprisonment as it unfolds.

**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Darryl, Heather, Valencia, Nathaniel, WhiJo, Hector, Maya, Tim, Jim
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca resolves to get revenge as her friends wonder where she is.

"**Let's Generalize About Men**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Heather, Valencia
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
The Gurl Group gripe about the opposite sex.

"**The Moment Is Me**"
**Performed by**: Heather Davis
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Heather contemplates her future after community college.

"**Without Love You Can Save the World**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch and the Cast of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca and the characters describe the things you can do when you are not following love

"**Buttload Of Cats**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch with Paula Proctor, Heather Davis and Valencia Perez
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca sings about being single and buying a lot of cats.

### Season Four

"**No One Else Is Singing My Song**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Nathaniel and Josh and the cast
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen & Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca, Nathaniel and Josh lament how misunderstood they are.

"**The Cringe**"
**Performed by**: J. Castleman, Rebecca, Valencia, Heather and Paula.
**Writers**:
Castleman explains the embarrassing moments someone has he calls "The Cringe."

"**The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love**"
**Performed by**: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
**Writers**:
The cast ships Darryl and White Josh' relationship.

"**Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With**"
**Performed by**: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend cast
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger
Three separate traveling companions get on each other's nerves.

"**Slow Motion**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Valencia and Heather
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger
The women fantasize about how great they look together as they slowly cross a casino floor.

"**Slow Motion (reprise)**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, Heather and Audra
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger
The girls walk in slow motion

"**Love's Not A Game**"
**Performed by**: Josh Wilson and Rebecca’s friends
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca's friends bet on whether she’ll choose Josh, Nathaniel or Greg to be with.
Dart board

**Dart board** Standard bar game
Owned by: Unknown — First Appearance: ""Josh and I Are Good People!""

The **dart board** is a classic recreational game that involves throwing darts at a circular target hanging on the wall. The target is divided into sections with numerical points; the outer sections if hit by a dart give the players the least amount points while the inner sections give higher points. The most points you can score in a single throw is by hitting the center of the target which is called a "bullseye". A dart board is hung in the back room of the West Covina bar Home Base. It's first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh and I Are Good People!"

## History

In October 2015, Greg Serrano was working at the Home Base still upset about a horrible date he had with Rebecca Bunch. In the back room he placed a photo of her on a **dart board** and launched missiles at the target. Rebecca went to the bar to show Greg she was a good person after he insulted her earlier. To prove it she told him she was working on Darryl's daughter's custody case. He was wasn't impressed and suck out of the bar once his shift was over. A waitress told Rebecca this and also recognized her from the picture on the dart board. The next time Rebecca was at Home Base she followed Greg to the back room and saw the dart board. She was impressed by his marksmanship and the implied hatred he had of her ("Josh and I Are Good People!").

Months later, Greg ended a relationship he was having with Heather Davis who was now his co-worker at Home Base. Just as Greg had done earlier she was using the dart board to channel her anger. Greg went to talk to Heather but was wary when she mentioned she wanted to throw one of the darts into his eye ("Josh is Going to Hawaii!"). Not long afterwards, Greg entered into a "friends-with-benefits" relationship with Rebecca and was uncharacteristically in good spirits. Hector figured out the source of Greg's happiness when he saw him and Rebecca flirting. He followed Greg to the bar's store room where the dart board was still hanging and congratulated his friend ("Josh's Sister is Getting Married!").

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3)
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete First Season
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Greg's Drinking Song

**Greg's Drinking Song**
**Performer(s)**: Greg Serrano and The Crew (with Kevin) — **First Appearance**: "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?"
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Rachel Bloom — **Genre**: Irish Folk

"**Greg's Drinking Song**" is a musical number performed by Greg Serrano with accompaniment by his friends. In the song he talks about his history of alcoholism and how he is taking steps to overcome his addiction. His crew and even his boss Kevin joins in to remind him of other past drunken incidents which he is unable to recall. The song's first appearance was in the Season Two episode "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?".

## Song and lyrics

**Greg**:
Gather ye 'round
And I'll tell you a tale
Of all the great times
I've had with an ale
There's joy and there's glory
More than you can think
Yes this is what happens to me
When I drink!

I pee my pants!
My pants!
I pee my pants!
I get up from the bar
To find pee on my pants!
I say it's water
but all it takes is a glance
For people to realize
I pee my pants!

**White Josh**:
Wow, I did not know it was that bad.

**Greg**:
Yes wine can be fun
White, Rosé and Red
'Till I call up my boss
To say I wish he was dead!

Chase down the regret
With some gin for good luck!
Then steal my cousin Jim's
Landscaping truck!

Drive home then
I puke on my cat!
My cat!
I puke on my cat!
I fall through the doorway
And puke on my cat!
Poor little Bruno
Did not expect that!
I tried for the toilet
But puke on my cat!

While some can enjoy
A scotch with a steak
Or one glass of wine
Then they're barely awake.
For me it's much different
What happens when
I try to have one
It just turns into ten.
And then...

I fly a plane!
A plane!
I fly a plane!
I knock on the cockpit
Shouting
"I'll fly this plane!"
We emergency landed
The TSA came
Now I'm banned from Southwest
Cause I try to fly planes!

EVERYBODY!

**Everyone**:
He has sex with a bush!
A bush!
He has sex with a bush!

**Greg**:
That wasn't a woman?

**Everyone**:
No it was a bush!
It had twigs and leaves
Cause it was a bush!

**Greg**:
That's where that scar comes from!

**Everyone**:
From sexing a bush!

But he's breaking the cycle
And making a push!
He's quitting his drinking
And saving his
Pants and his
Cat and
Southwest and
Jim's truck

**Hector**:
And my car

**White Josh**:
My car too!

**Everyone**:
And a bush!

**Josh**:
I didn't do anything wrong! YES!

**White Josh**:
Again, not about you.
Anna Hicks/Songs

## List of Anna Hicks songs

### Season Two songs

"**Thought Bubbles (reprise)**"
**Performed by**: Josh Chan and Anna Hicks
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Josh considers calling Anna.

"**Research Me Obsessively**"
**Performed by**: Anna Hicks
**Writers**: Rachel Bloon and Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca and Valencia investigate Josh's new girlfriend Anna online.
Don't Settle For Me

**Don't Settle For Me**
**Performer(s)**: Heather Davis and Greg Serrano — **First Appearance**: ""Josh and I Go to Los Angeles!""
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Acoustic

"**Don't Settle For Me**" is the second reprise of the song "Settle For Me" this time sung by Heather Davis to Greg Serrano (who also takes part in the song). Heather realized her boyfriend at the time was in love with Rebecca Bunch and confronted Greg with the truth in song. She also broke up with him refusing to be his second choice. Heather encouraged Greg to confess his feelings to the true object of his affections. This second reprise was first heard in the Season One episode "Josh and I Go to Los Angeles!".

## The song with lyrics

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**Heather**:
*Don't settle for me*

**Greg**:
What?

**Heather**:
*Come on dude*
*Don't settle for me*
*Trust me I know guys*
*And that look in your eyes*
*Means you're in love!*

**Greg**:
Love? Who are you all of a sudden?

**Heather**:
Shut up and listen to my wise reprise.

*We've had some fun together*

**Greg**:
*Hold on a second Heather!*

**Heather**:
*But I need, like, so much more!*
*I'm way too badass to be*
*Someone you settle for!*

Go see her, okay?

## Notes

* This is essentially the second reprise of the song "Settle For Me"; the original song was performed by Greg accompanied by Rebecca, the first reprise (or "Settle For Him") was done with Rebecca by herself. Both of those versions were in the episode "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!". Unlike the previous ones, the third song is a more stripped down version featuring only an acoustic guitar to accompany the vocals.
* In the following episode "Josh is Going to Hawaii!", Heather admits to Greg that this song was a test to see if he was truly invested in thier relationship. He failed the test when he chose to go see Rebecca and broke Heather's heart in the process.
Erin Ehrlich

**Erin Ehrlich** Producer, writer and director
 **Show debut**: "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!"

## Résumé

 Other | Kathryn Burns (Choreographer) 🎈 Dominique Kelley (Assistant Choreographer) 🎈 Kabir Akhtar (Editing)  Melina Root (Wardobe & Costumes) 🎈 Britney Young (Production assistant) 🎈 Alden Derck (Writer's Production assistant)
Duh!

**Duh!**
**Performer(s)**: Josh Chan — **First Appearance**: "Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?"

**Duh!** is a song performed by Josh Chan after being dumped by Anna Hicks and learning she didn't have soup delivered to him. After Whijo and Hector tell him it was Rebecca who sent him the soup he decides to she is the bid he wants to be with. The ding was first heard in the Season Two episode "Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?".

## Song and lyrics

Duh
Duh
Duh
Duh

What was I thinking?
It's just like...

Duh!
Duh!
Duh!
Duh!

Can't believe that I
couldn't see it all along.

Can't believe that I
could've been so wrong.

Don't know what was
going through my mind.

I'm just like...

Uh!
God!
I'm so stupid!

Looking back on
all those times...

Like that one time...

And that other time...

And I'm just like...

Duh!
Duh!
Duh!
Duh!

Duh!

It's so obvious!

It's like, uh, Hello!

She was always right
there for me!

And I was too blind to see!

Duh!

Duh!
Duh!
Duh!

Duh!

All I know is I got to
do something now!

Either do or say...

Is it like a do or is it like a say?

I got to make a move...

Just as soon as I think of
 exactly what I got to do!

Wait! I got to go get her!
I got to get her like
right this second!

I'm coming for you baby!

Wait I don't have my keys!
I left my phone and keys at the club!

Duh!
Tower of London

**Tower of London** is the first episode of the Season 7 of *Billions*. The story of this episode was written by Brian Koppelman & David Levien and directed by Darren Grant.

## Summary

*Prince's political ambitions come with a surprising twist, and his intentions are met with skepticism. Wendy, Wags and Taylor turn to an old friend for guidance. Chuck aligns with an unlikely ally in hopes of leveraging his freedom.*

## Cast

### Starring

* Paul Giamatti as Chuck Rhoades
* Damian Lewis as Bobby Axelrod
* Maggie Siff as Wendy Rhoades
* David Costabile as Mike Wagner
* Condola Rashad as Kate Sacker
* Asia Kate Dillon as Taylor Mason
* Jeffrey DeMunn as Chuck Rhoades, Sr.
* Kelly AuCoin as "Dollar" Bill Stearn
* Corey Stoll as Michael Prince
* Daniel Breaker as Scooter Dunbar
* Sakina Jaffrey as Daevisha "Dave" Mahar
* Toney Goins as Philip Charyn

### Guest Starring

* Ben Shenkman as Ira Schirmer
* Glenn Fleshler as Orrin Bach
* Daniel K. Isaac as Ben Kim
* Dan Soder as Dudley Mafee
* Louis Cancelmi as Victor Mateo
* Will Roland as Winston
* Eva Victor as Rian
* Alexa Jacqueline Swinton as Eva Rhoades
* Lily Gladstone as Roxanne
* Zachary Unger as Kevin Rhoades
* Matthew Lawler as Lucien Porter
* Clifton Davis as Judge Wailand
* Babak Tafti as Bradford Luke
* Dhruv Maheshwari as Tuk Lal

### Co Starring

* Lilly Moran as Peach
* Jennifer Palmieri as White House Press Secretary
* Marvin Ryan as Jayson
* Shanna Bess as Student Protester #1
* Janet Dickinson as Fancy Female Couple #2
* Courtney Gross as NY Anchor
* Ross Hatt as Tour Guide
* Max Chlumecky as Student Protester #2
* Jenna Kray as Student Protester #3
* Porter Pickard as Fancy Male Couple #1
* Barry Anderson as TV Host
Aline Brosh McKenna

**Aline Brosh McKenna** Screenwriter
 **Role**: Co-creator of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" — **Show debut**: ""Josh Just Happens to Live Here!""
**Family**: Will McKenna (husband), Charlie and Leo (sons) **Other work**: "The Devil Wears Prada", "27 Dresses"

## Bio

**Aline Brosh McKenna** is an American screenwriter and co-creator of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". She was born on August 2, 1967 in Paris, France and her family moved to the United States when she was six months old. They settled in New Jersey, living in Fort Lee, Demarest and Montvale, and Saddle River where she attended Saddle River Day School. Years later McKenna graduated magna cum laude from Harvard University. She moved to New York City and did some freelance writing while looking for a job in publishing. She wrote a script during a six-week screenwriting course at New York University which landed her get an agent. This led to her moving to Los Angeles where several of her screenplays were produced. McKenna married Will McKenna and has two sons with him named Charlie and Leo. She is best known for having written the 2006 film "The Devil Wears Prada". On May 7, 2015, McKenna filmed a half hour pilot called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" based on a concept she developed alongside the star and co-executive producer Rachel Bloom. It was originally produced specifically for the Showtime network but they ultimately passed on it. The show was eventually picked up by The CW for their Fall 2015–16 programming and would eventually be renewed twice for subsequent seasons. The series is produced through her production company LeanMachine.

## Filmography

### Film

 Other | Kathryn Burns (Choreographer) 🎈 Dominique Kelley (Assistant Choreographer) 🎈 Kabir Akhtar (Editing)  Melina Root (Wardobe & Costumes) 🎈 Britney Young (Production assistant) 🎈 Alden Derck (Writer's Production assistant)
Elated Vagina Metaphor

**Elated Vagina Metaphor**
**Performer(s)**: Elated Cat — **First Appearance**: "I Need Some Balance"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger

"**Elated Vagina Metaphor**" is a musical performance which was interpreted through dance by the Elated Cat. In this song a figment of Rebecca Bunch's imagination is enthused that she is about to have sex with a Jason. The song debuted in the Season Four episode "I Need Some Balance."

## Song and lyrics

Whisper, whisper,
whisper, whisper...

This is Elated Cat!

Interpreting this happy moment
in the language of dance!
Dr. Phil

**Dr. Phil** Famed psychologist and talk show host.

Dr. **Phillip Calvin "Phil" McGraw** (better known as **Dr.Phil**) is an American television personality, author, and psychologist. He gained fame as a frequent guest on the *"The Oprah Winfrey Show"* and became the host of his own daytime talk show *"Dr.Phil"*. After watching an episode of his show, Rebecca Bunch later hallucinates that he is with her offering opinions on her actions. His first appearance was in the Season One episode "I'm So Happy that Josh is So Happy!". He is portrayed by himself.

## Character history

In 2015 not long after the Thanksgiving holiday, Rebecca Bunch was depressed over her ex-boyfriend Josh Chan moved in with his girlfriend. This caused Rebecca to botch a presentation to Calvin Young for her law firm after drinking vodka. Darryl sent her home to pull herself together and work on the presentation for Monday. Rebecca instead wallowed in her misery while watching TV shows like **Dr. Phil**. She began to daydream that she was in a montage *(♫ Sexy French Depression ♫)* only to be pulled out of her reverie by Dr. Phil who was sitting next to her. He was a figment of her imagination who warned her not to so easily embrace depression. The next morning Rebecca's hallucination was still there as she searched her kitchen drawers for something.

She asked him if he thought she was schizophrenic but Dr.Phil reminded her he wasn't real. He did tell her that he thought she had a great imagination and that he loved her pretzel musical number. Dr. Phil then realized she was looking for prescription drugs after she tried to swallow a shoe lace tip. Dr. Phil suggested since she was suffering from anxiety and depression she should see a doctor first before taking drugs. Rebecca then set up an appointment with local therapist Dr. Akopian. She was just there to get more prescription medication and was turned away. Rebecca went to use the restroom on the way out and found a single ADD pill on the floor. When she got home a horrified Dr. Phil warned her not to take it but Rebecca ignored him.

Later Rebecca asked him to borrow her some money to buy Stacy Whitefeather's shares at the law firm, but he refused. ("Oh Nathaniel, It's On!")

## Notes

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 Trina 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 Jarl 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
Country Market

**Country Market** Local grocery store
**Location**: West Covina, California — **Debut**: ""Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!""

**Country Market** is grocery store in West Covina, California frequented by notable residents such as Rebecca Bunch. It's employees include Marty, Brody and Ally. It's first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!".

## Appearances

### Season One

Only a few weeks after moving into town Rebecca runs out of aspirin and makes a quick run to the **Country Market** store to resupply. She didn't bother dressing up and went to the store in a messy and disheveled state. As Rebecca picked up a few snacks she saw Josh in the frozen food section canoodling with his girlfriend Valencia Perez. Marty the grocery clerk noticed her staring at them and asked if she was okay. Rebecca muttered that she just saw her ex-boyfriend making out with a beautiful woman. Marty asked if her ex knew she still into him only for Rebecca to snap at him that she and Josh were just friends. She ducked down an aisle to avoid being seen only to run into Greg. He was a bit put off by her appearance but wanted to discuss what happened between them at Beans' party.

Rebecca tried to avoid the subject as Greg's friends Hector and White Josh showed up. Greg introduced them before she walked off the aisle only to stop when she saw Josh again. This time Josh spotted her and but was unable to prevent Valencia from seeing Rebecca. Greg had joined her concerned at her having frozen in place as Josh reluctantly introduced Rebecca to Valencia. He lied about how they knew each other stating that he and Rebecca were only eight years old when they went to sumner camp together. Greg was surprised as he had assumed they knew each other from New York City. Valencia was wary of Rebecca but invited her to join her Yoga class the next day. Rebecca quickly left only to be intercepted by Josh. He told her not to reveal the truth as he didn't want to upset Valencia ("Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!").

Months later, Greg was enrolled in businesses classes at community college and went to the store to get some coffee for a late night study session. He ran into an acquaintance who worked there named Marty and decided to help him in a love triangle involving his co-workers Ally and Brody ("Josh's Sister is Getting Married!").

## Employees

Marty**Marty** is a grocery clerk who has a crush on Ally.Ally**Ally** is a grocery clerk who has a crush on Brody.Brody**Brody** is a disfigured but charismatic grocery clerk.Rick**Rick** was on maintenance duty when Marty serenaded Ally.

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 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
Hello, Nice To Meet You

**Hello, Nice To Meet You**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch & Greg Serrano — **First Appearance**: "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger

"**Hello, Nice To Meet You**" is a musical performance by Rebecca and Greg. It debuted in the Season Four episode "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be.”

## Song and lyrics

**Rebecca**:
*Hello, nice to meet you*
*you've been inside of me*

**Greg**:
*Hello, nice to meet you*
*you broke my heart*

**Rebecca & Greg**:
*Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger*
*I've spent many years processing my anger*
*wouldn't know what to say to the person I knew*
*but it's nice to meet you*

**Greg**:
*Oh, ma'am, your baguette!*

**Rebecca**:
*It's funny, you remind me of this guy*
*whom I labeled as toxic*

**Greg**:
*Yeah, in a certain light you look like*
*this girl who screwed my best friend*

**Rebecca**:
*Ugh, she sounds like a bitch.*

**Greg**:
*Yeah, she kinda was.*

**Rebecca & Greg**:
*We've met before*
*but I really can't place it*

**Greg**:
*Oh, was it that time*
*we ate pizza naked?*

**Rebecca**:
*Right! that night was sick*
*I ate sauce off your--*

**Greg**:
*Yes, and that burned*

**Rebecca**:
*Ouch.*

**Rebecca & Greg**:
*It's nice to meet you*
*I mean is anyone we meet*
*really that new to us*
*We're all the same species*
*that grew in a uterus*

**Rebecca**:
A kiss is a kiss

**Greg**:
*But to be fair*
*it's not every day your doc asks,*
*"how did sauce get in there?"*

**Rebecca**:
*Hello, nice to meet you*
*you seem really cool*

**Greg**:
*Hello, nice to meet you*
*I am indeed really cool*

**Rebecca & Greg**:
*If you have a message*
*for my doppelganger*
*I'm happy to pass it*
*along as a favor*

**Greg**:
*Tell her I have her scrunchie*

**Rebecca**:
I still have his coat

**Greg**:
*Tell her she kissed good*

**Rebecca**:
*Tell him I have notes*

**Greg**:
*Ouch.*

**Rebecca**:
*Tell him it's sad*
*that he had to hide*

**Greg**:
*Tell her arrabbiata*
*is not for inside*

**Rebecca**:
*Tell him I'm sorry*

**Greg**:
*Tell her I am too*

**Rebecca & Greg**:
*Now that that's settled*
*it's nice to meet you*
*it's nice to meet you*
*in various meet cutes*
*it's nice to meet you*
End of the Movie (reprise)

**End of the Movie (reprise)**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: "I Have To Get Out"
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Aline Brosh McKenna

"**End of the Movie (reprise)**" is a musical performance by Rebecca Bunch. The song debuted in the Season Four episode "I Have To Get Out."

## Song and lyrics

*Okay, I get what’s happening now*
*Now, now, now*
*I'm literally facing the specter of death*
*Death, death, death*
*For the most part, the universe is chaos*
*and that’s just how life goes*
*but occasionally, things line up where you’re like,*
*“Ew, life, that’s so on the nose!”*

*Because, sometimes, life decides to be annoyingly obvious*
*about when it wants you to make a change*
*and you’re just supposed to be in awe like a putz*
*and go, “Wow, life, sometimes you’re magical and strange!”*

*Oh my god, this corpse is named “Rebecca”*
*so is this corpse and so is this one, too*

*Okay, I get it!*

*Oh wait, this corpse is named “Steve”*
*but three Rebeccas is still super weird*

*Oh, whoa*
*So what’s the point of me being down here?*
*Who knows?*
*I wish an obvious clue would appear...*
I'm Just A Boy In Love

**I'm Just A Boy In Love**
**Performer(s)**: Trent — **First Appearance**: "Trent?!"
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom

“**I'm Just A Boy In Love**” was a musical performance by Trent Maddock. In this song Trent explains to Rebecca why he’s made a sudden and unexpected return. The song's first appearance was in the Season Three episode 'Trent?!". This song is a reprise of the Season Two Song “I'm Just a Girl in Love.”

## The song with lyrics

**Trent:**
*I’m just a boy in love!*

**Dancers:**
*La-la-la-lovey dove!*

**Trent:**
*I can’t be held responsible*
*for my actions!*

**Dancers:**
*He’s a male ingenue!*

**Trent:**
*I have no underlying*
*issues to address.*
*I’m certifiably cute*
*and adorably obsessed!*

**Dancers:**
*They say love*
*makes you crazy,*
*therefore you can’t*
*call him crazy!*

*‘Cuz when you*
*call him crazy*
*you’re just*
*calling him in love!*

**Trent:**
BLAM!!!
Friendtopia

**Friendtopia**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca, Valencia and Heather — **First Appearance**: "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?"
 — **Genre**: Dance-pop; Pop-rap

**Friendtopia** is a musical performance featuring Rebecca Bunch, Valencia Perez and Heather Davis. In the song they celebrate their new friendship and also make plans for world domination. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?". The song is track number 16 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).

## Song and lyrics

**Rebecca**:
You have now entered the world
of the Best Friend Squad.
And when you have friends
that are this best
you feel unstoppable.
So prepare to surrender
to the power of friendship
'cause we're going
to take over the world.
Like, actually, we are
actually going to
take over the world.
Well just, just look over there.

When our friends and I
stick together there's
nothing we can't do.
And when I say that
I specifically mean
we're gonna to stage a coup.

**Heather**:
With the power of our
gossip giggles we'll storm
the Pentagon!

**Valencia**:
Then celebrate with
bottomless mimosas
on the White House lawn.

**Rebecca, Valencia, Heather**:
We're going to braid
each other's hair, then cut
each other's braids,
connect the braids,
to build a rope
to hang all of Congress!

Squad goals!

**Valencia**:
Stay together forever!

**Rebecca, Valencia, Heather**:
Squad goals!

**Heather**:
Take control of the banks!

**Rebecca, Valencia, Heather**:
Squad goals!

**Rebecca**:
Don't let a man come between us
if he does shoot him in the head!

**Rebecca, Valencia, Heather**:
O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!

Friendtopia!

A dystopia around our friendship!

Friendtopia!

Our manifesto is fun!

Zig-a-zow!

**Rebecca**:
Now that we have total control
get ready for what's in store!
Our reign will be like
"Sweet Valley High" meets "1984"!

**Valencia**:
When one of us gets dumped
that becomes Memorial Day
All agriculture will be diverted
into making us Rosé.

**Heather**:
There's a really exclusive sushi place
that never let's us in.
So when we don't get in we say:

**Rebecca, Valencia, Heather**:
Let's just go home and drink Rosé!

Roll call!

**Rebecca, Valencia, Heather**:
Rebecca!

**Rebecca**:
The brainy one!
Head of censorship and mind control!

**Rebecca, Valencia, Heather**:
Heather!

**Heather**
The cool one!
I put drugs in the water supply!

**Rebecca, Valencia, Heather**:
Valencia!

**Valencia**:
The sexy one!
Czar of torture!

**Rebecca, Valencia, Heather**:
O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!

Friendtopia!

We nostalgically watch
"Hocus Pocus"!

Friendtopia!
Aw, I love "Hocus Pocus"!

Friendtopia!
All citizens much watch "Hocus Pocus"!

Friendtopia!
Or they will be killed!

Zig-a-zow!
Bunch residence

**Bunch residence** Rebecca childhood home
**Location**: Scarsdale, New York — **Debut**: "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!""

The **Bunch residence** is the childhood home of Rebecca Bunch located in Scarsdale, New York. Rebecca lived there with her parents until her father abruptly abandoned them when she was twelve years old. From then on it was just her and her mother Bunch living there until Rebecca went on to college. Currently Naomi lives alone having turned Rebecca's room into a storage area for her collection of Marie Claire magazine. It's first appearance was in the Season One episode "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!".

## History

### Season One

* "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!": Rebecca tells Paula about when as a child her father left her and her mother during a PPV party she was throwing for her classmates at her home in Scarsdale.
* "Josh and I Are Good People!": Rebecca remembers a time when she was at home staring into a mirror and asking herself what was wrong with her.
* "My Mom, Greg's Mom and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves!": Rebecca recalls all the times at home when Naomi would call her or anyone she liked as 'losers'.

### Season Two

* "Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?": Rebecca returns to Scarsdale to attend her cousin Skylar's Bar Mitzvah with her then boyfriend Josh Chan. They both stay at her old house with her mother.

### Season Three

* ”I Never Want to See Josh Again.”: Rebecca returns home after failing to get revenge on Josh for leaving her at the altar. Naomi tries to help her get her life back together and after learning her daughter is contemplating suicide she secretly gives her anxiety medication. When Rebecca finds this out she goes back to West Covina.

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)

**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)**
Owned by: NA — First Appearance: "August 7, 2019"

23. "Hello, Nice To Meet You (second reprise)"
24. "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment"
25. "I Hate Everything But You"
26. "I'm Not Sad You're Sad"
27. "The Darkness"
28. "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal"
29. "End of the Movie (reprise)"
30. "Let Me Be In Your Show"
31. "Etta Mae's Lament"
32. "Apple Man"
33. "The Tick Tock Clock"
34. "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King"
35. "Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)"
36. "What'll It Be (reprise)
37. "The Math of Love Quadrangles"
38. "Slow Motion"
39. "Slow Motion (Reprise)"
40. "JAP Battle (reprise)"
41. "Love's Not A Game"
42. "Love's Not A Game (Reprise)"
43. "Eleven O'Clock"
44. "West Covina (Final Reprise)"

46. "Eleven O'Clock Super Rough Draft" -Rachel Bloom & Jack Dolgen

47. "Hello Nice To Meet You (Original Demo)" - Rachel Bloom

48. "Josh Chan Is Single" (Demo)- Rachel Bloom

49. "Sport Analogies" (Demo) - Adam Schlesinger

50. "Rebecca and Josh" - Jerome Kurtenbach

51. "Who Am I Inside" - Tom Polce & Frank Ciampi

52. "Now We're Doing a RomCom" - Tom Polce & Frank Ciampi

53. "Rebecca and Paula" - Tom Polce & Frank Ciampi

54. "Uh-oh" - Tom Polce & Frank Ciampi

55. "Double Uh-Oh" - Tom Polce & Frank Ciampi

56. "Now Were Doing Horror" - Tom Polce & Frank Ciampi

 Official merchandise | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3)
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!)
**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)**
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete First Season
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season
Brittany Snow

**Brittany Snow** Actress
 **Show debut**: ""Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?""

## Notes

### "Pitch Perfect"

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle **Brittany Snow** ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
Benjamin Siemon

**Benjamin Siemon** Actor
**Portrays**: Brody — **Show debut**: ""I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!""

**Benjamin Siemon** is an American actor, writer and pupeteer. He plays Brody  in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

## Biography

Benjamin Siemon is a talented and experienced actor, writer and improviser from Phoenix. For the last 10 years he has performed and studied at Upright Citizen's Brigade LAL, where he is now an instructor. Today Ben improvises in the LA puppet show "Puppet Up!" that tours across the city.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

## Summary

"**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend**" is an American musical comedy co-created by Rachel Bloom and Aline Brosh McKenna. It was originally pitched to the Showtime cable service but was ultimately picked up by The CW. The show was retooled for network broadcast and expanded from thirty minutes to an hour. It premiered on October 12, 2015 and was eventually renewed three times for a total of four seasons. The show garnered critical acclaim and earned several awards over that time. Its last official episode aired on April 5, 2019, followed by a live one hour concert featuring the cast.

## Production

### Development

Screenwriter Aline Brosh McKenna had a movie idea about a crazy ex-girlfriend she had been developing for awhile. While on researching on the Internet she came across several of Rachel Bloom's online YouTube videos which had a similar theme. McKenna brought Bloom's talents onboard to help turn her movie concept into a musical television show. They met in May 2013 and began a collaboration eventually pitching an idea for the project in September of that same year. It was green lighted by The Showtime Network and together McKenna and Bloom wrote a script for the pilot between December and March of the following year. Director Marc Webb, who had done the romantic comedy/drama *"500 Days of Summer"*, was tapped to direct the pilot. When Showtime ultimately passed on the project McKenna and Bloom shopped it around to various networks until The CW picked up the show in May 2015. Originally conceived as a thirty minute sitcom, it was changed to a longer forty minute format and additionally a lot of the more racier aspects of the show had to be toned down. After a few cast changes/additions and reshooting several scenes in the pilot the show premiered on the CW network on October 12, 2015.

## Seasons

### Season One

* Complete list of Season One Episodes
* Complete list of Season One Songs

### Season Two

* Complete list of Season Two Episodes
* Complete list of Season Two Songs

### Season Three

* Complete list of Season Three Episodes
* Complete list of Season Three Songs

### Season Four

* Complete list of Season Four Episodes
* Complete list of Season Four Songs

## External links

* ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’: How Did Racy Showtime Comedy Land At CW, What Will Be Changed, Who Is Leaving The Cast?
Don't Be A Lawyer

**Don't Be A Lawyer**
**Performer(s)**: Jim — **First Appearance**: "I'm On My Own Path"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, & Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Early '90s New Jack Swing

"**Don't Be A Lawyer**" is a musical performance by Jim. In this song Jim tries to dissuade a pre-law student from becoming an attorney by singing about the downsides of the job. It debuted in the Season Four Episode "I'm On My Own Path."

## Song and lyrics

```

```
**Jim**:
*20 years old pretty smart kid*
*didn’t know what I wanted to do*
*So I took the LSAT*
*and then just like that*
*got accepted at Glendale U.*
*Everyone said it*
*was a real safe bet*
*a prestigious*
*and lucrative vocation.*
*So I set on a journey*
*to become an attorney*
*without a moments hesitation.*
*But here’s some free advice*
*I’m giving*
*when it comes to deciding*
*what to do for a living!*

*Don’t be a lawyer, don’t do it*
*quickest way to ruin your life.*
*Don’t be a lawyer, not worth it*
*it’ll leave you dead inside.*

*The job is inherently crappy*
*that’s why you’ve never*
*met a lawyer who’s happy.*
*It’s a guaranteed soul destroyer.*
*Don’t be a lawyer!*

*Law school debt, daily regret...*
*is that what you dreamed of as a kid?*
*Or did your hope one day*
*that you’d find a way*
*to spend four years working on a*
*pharmaceutical company's merger with*
*another pharmaceutical company?*

*Your only expertise*
*is running up fees,*
*speaking legalese like a dick!*
*But it's not too late*
*to avoid this fate*
*find any other job to pick!*

*Sure your parents might*
*think you’re a failure*
*But no one’s ever said*
*first let’s kill all the tailors!*

*Don’t be a lawyer!*
*I’m serious, it really really sucks!*
*Don’t be a lawyer*
*No one you work with*
*looks like Ally McBeal!*

*There are so many other professions*
*that don’t turn you into Jeff Sessions!*
*Just say no to the lawyer employer.*
*Don’t be a lawyer!*

**A.J**:
What about human rights law?

**Jim**:
*No money, no, no money!*

**A.J.**:
Environmental law?

**Jim**:
*No money, even less money!*

**A.J.**:
Immigration law?

**Jim**:
*No money plus it’s a bummer!*

**A.J:**
OK, but what if one day you make it
to the Supreme Court?

**Jim**:
*It'd be great to be on the Supreme Court*
*but you’ll never be on the Supreme Court.*
*There’s truly no chance of that happening.*

**Attorney**:
The preceding song in no way reflects
the views of CBS and The CW network.
Aw, screw it!

**Jim**:
See!
*Don’t be a lawyer!*
Dr. Davit Akopian

**Dr. Davit Akopian** Therapist and husband of Dr. Noelle Akopian.

**Dr. Davit Akopian** is a local West Covina therapist. He is married to Noelle who is herself a successful therapist. Together they share a practice which is located in their house. Although he himself is an accomplished therapist he seems to be not as well known in the area as his wife. His first appearance was in the Season Three episode “Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge.” He is portrayed by actor Piter Marek.

## History

### Season Three

In 2015, **Dr. Davit Akopian** office was contacted by Josh Wilson who scheduled an appointment for himself and his boyfriend Darryl Whitefeather. Josh thanked Davit for seeing them on such short noticed and Darryl told him he heard good things about the doctor. The doctor replied that he might of been thinking of his wife Noelle who got rave reviews on Yelp. Davit asked what he could do for them and Darryl began by saying Josh was annoyed with him for wearing an anteater costume. Davit was confused and asked them to clarify. Josh explained Darryl’s tendency to go over the top with whatever he’s obsessed with at the moment. This included learning of his Indian heritage and changing his last name without updating his I.D.s and wearing an anteater costume to promote his health bars Josh created.

Darryl didn’t deny this criticism but pointed out his boyfriend already knew this about him. He addeed that he did more with the health bar idea in two days than Josh did in two years. Darryl argued this enthusiasm he made him a good father and Josh should appreciate what a catch he is. Josh realized Darryl was right and apologized as Davit looked on approvingly ("Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge"). Davit also had as a patient a woman named Mona who worked at a mutual funds firm. She was dating a fellow graduate of Stanford named Nathaniel. She suspected he was cheating on her with a co-worker. She didn’t have an answer when Davit asked her why she was waiting around for someone she didn’t trust ("Trent?!").

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 Trina 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 Jarl 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
I've Got My Head In The Clouds

**I've Got My Head In The Clouds**
**Performer(s)**: Josh Chan with The Holy Ghost — **First Appearance**: "To Josh, With Love."
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen and Rachel Bloom — **Genre**: Show Tune

“**I've Got My Head In The Clouds**” is a musical number featuring Josh Chan singing and dancing inside a church. In this song Josh believes he made the right choice to become a priest and leave all his previous drama behind. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "To Josh, With Love..”

## Song and lyrics

**Josh**:
I’ve got my head in the clouds
‘cause that’s where heaven is!
No longer stuck in the muck on the ground.

I figured out how to live!

It’s with my head in the clouds...
Got no cares anymore!
No obligations are holding me down,
that’s what religion is for!

Anything you want to confess my son?

Not anymore priest me!

Reality was getting so complicated
all the drama was getting insane!
But now I’ve given my life to Mr. Jesus Christ
so I’m speeding down the carpool lane!
God’s my E-ZPass.

I’ve got my head in the clouds!
Blessed with a permanent smile!
I feel just like baby Moses
on the day he was found on de Nile!

It is just a river in Egypt!

I was almost toast but now
I’ve got the Holy Ghost!

Pew!

**Holy Ghost**:
Did somebody say ‘Holy Ghost?’

**Josh**:
Whoa! That’s what you look like?

**Holy Ghost**:
It’s what you think I look like. Now let’s dance!

Off to lunch with Caspar!

**Josh**:
My puzzle is solved
cause I’m absolved
life will be splendid
now that I’ve transcended!
When things get scary
just say ten Hail Mary’s!
I’m Turin off my Shroud
with my head in the clouds!
I'm In Love

**I'm In Love**

## Plot

* 2
* 3

Everyone awaits Rebecca's decision.

Everyone awaits Rebecca's decision.

## Recurring themes

### Songs

"**Eleven O'Clock**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen
Rebecca struggles with a decision as the deadline approaches.

"**West Covina (Final Reprise)**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch and Paula Proctor
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Jerome Kurtenbach
Paula encourages Rebecca to make a decision.

### Continuity

* **Plot points**: The series finale completes Rebecca's story arc as she chooses to find happiness not in a relationship but in following her dreams. The idea of Rebecca finding peace with the creative arts instead of another person was first suggested back in the Season One episode "Josh Has No Idea Where I Am!".
* **Relationship developments**:
	+ Rebecca tells Josh he isn't the one. Josh subsequently moves out and eventually finds love in a Magic Club he joined.
	+ Rebecca tells Nathaniel he isn't the one. Nathaniel subsequently quits Mountaintop and is now a lawyer for a South American zoo.
	+ Rebecca tells Greg they can't be together because she wants to focus on writing songs and improving her musical abilities.
	+ Valencia proposes to Beth and the two are now engaged.
	+ Darryl and April are married with a blended family and a new baby on on the way.

* Beth returns.
* George returns.
* AJ returns.
* Maya returns.
* Jim returns.
* Tim returns.
* Bert returns.
* Father Brah returns.
* Jason returns.
* The Emcee of the nightclub debuts. He is played by Michael McDonald, the original actor cast as Darryl Whitefeather.

* Nightclub
* Rebecca's house
* East Briar Law Group
* Il Cabino

* In the musical number Eleven O’Clock a few of Rebecca's more memorable outfits return:
	+ The blue dress from the Season One Song "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song"
	+ The red costume from the Season Two Song "I'm Just a Girl in Love"
	+ The rapper clothing from the Season Three Song "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
	+ The blue dress from the Season Three Song "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
	+ The rocker gear from the Season Three Song "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
	+ The country themed outfit from the Season Three Song "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy"
	+ The yellow dress from the Season Three Song "A Diagnosis"
	+ The black clothes from the Season Four Song "The Darkness"
	+ The disco outfit from the Season Two Song "We'll Never Have Problems Again"
	+ The floral dress from the Season One Song "I'm a Good Person”
	+ The blue dress from the Season One Song "West Covina"
	+ The sequined dress from the Season One Song "You Stupid Bitch"
* Hot tub
* Keyboard
I'm a Good Person (silent reprise)

**I'm a Good Person (silent reprise)**
**Performer(s)**: Mrs. Hernandez — **First Appearance**: ""Josh and I Are Good People!""

"**I'm a Good Person (silent reprise)**" is an unofficial reprise of "I'm a Good Person". It was "performed" by Mrs.Hernandez to Paula in response to her actions involving thier co-worker Tim. He and Jim had been bullying Paula but she wound up with leverage over him after finding out he was in the states illegally with an expired work Visa. Instead of turning Tim in she decided to keep quiet about it unwilling to break up his family. The "song" was first heard in the Season One episode "Josh and I Are Good People!".

## The song with lyrics

**Paula**:
What?

I think his his kids are cute, okay?
They remind me of my kids in good times
when they were young.
You know before they could talk...
steal money from my purse...

I haven't gone soft! Stop saying that.

**Mrs.Hernandez:**
[You're a good person,
yes you are.]

**Paula**:
Stop it.

**Mrs.Hernandez:**
[Not just a good person
but the best by far.]

**Paula**:
Don't get mushy.
You're making me blush.

**Mrs.Hernandez:**
[You're a good person
in a way that's rare.]

**Paula**:
Remember, don't tell anyone
then its not really a good deed.

**Mrs.Hernandez:**
[Pinky swear.]

**Paula**:
You always know what to say.