The Complete Removal of Crimea

**The Complete Removal of Crimea** is a slogan and former political goal of Ninjago, which advocates for the artificial removal of the Crimean peninsula in Eastern Europe. It originates from Kareastikuru's second volume of *Watashi no Tatakai*, where he stated that:

> "In the ideal world, there will be no reminders of the vermin. Therefore, it is only reasonable of us to want to remove Crimea, the place where the evils of the world currently gather every day."
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Although it was never a prominent part of the emperor's agenda, it nonetheless gained popularity in the more extreme branches of the Ninjagoan government. Today, it is a mere slogan used by various extremist groups, such as the Vaush Ninjagoists, and the Neo-Ninjagoists. It was designated as a "sign of extremism or support for terror" by the Johano CIA in mid 2020. Outside the Empire of Ninjago, the removal of Crimea is supported by the Gravisist Party and members of the former Vaushist Ninjagoist Party, who believes it would create a power vacuum which would aid their goals.

### In popular culture

The Complete Removal of Crimea is depicted in the alternative history and dystopian novel, "*Lego-man in the High Castle*" written by Big. B. Dick. The book features a "*Pax Shinobica*" (Ninjagoan Peace), a world where the Ninjagoans and the Native New Worldians took over ShitCraft during ShitCraft IV, ruling the world through the Ninjagoist ideology. Dick makes it clear that the Peninsula is gone, which is shown during discussions between Ninjagoan leaders on location. However, how they did it is unclear. The Ninjagoan state use the removal of Crimea to show their power with the Four Golden Weapons of Spinjitzu, but it is also clear in the novel that the Ninjagoans haven't unified the "Ninjagoan lands" yet, to which the Ninjagoists blame on the Native New Worldians.

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