Frenchie

> "Oui oui. Baguette. Ribbit on thee! I'm am le Frenchman! Time to revolutionize this bitch!"
>
> -Frenchie

## Introduction

Frenchie is a member of the CIA supe watching group known as The Boys. He is French, though that should be obvious.

## History

His story mostly goes the same as it did in The Boys, however, instead of getting blown up alongside his girlfriend, Kimiko, by a bomb setup by Billy Butcher, he was saved when Walter White tracked Billy down and killed him with a concussive chemical explosion. The Frenchman and Kimiko thanked Walter White for his hard work and Walter tipped his hat to them.

Afterwards, Frenchie and Kimiko lived a relatively normal life in a house next to the Eiffel Tower eating Baguettes and frog legs together. However, it all changed when a voice from an entity claiming to be Napoleon descended upon the Frenchman saying, "The French have gone rogue across the entire multiverse except for you. You have a special trait about you known as "Chemical V" which has protected you from the force which caused this phenomena. You must stop the French from taking over everything, like le Eiffel tower!!!"

Frenchman raised an eyebrow, but he responded by putting on his goggles, saying, "Oui, oui! Le new French revolution has begun!"

Napoleon nodded his head, "Go, my herald of France, and take this Golden Baguette with you! It will aid in your quest!!!"

"Oui oui, I shall!" And then Napoleon faded out into the black void of nothingness and the Frenchman woke up with a golden baguette next to him. "I shall conquer all of le evil French across the world!!!" He then went to Kimiko's room and kissed her forehead, "Au revoir, mon amour. Please be safe." and then, suddenly, he turned to the news and saw a crazy skinny french guy on top of the Eiffel Tower screaming , "Mwah hah hah! Glass Joe will take over Le Eiffel Tower!!!"

The Frenchman clicked his tongue and shook his head, "Pas bon. Pas bon du tout."

And so Frenchie went outside and saw multiple helicopters falling out of the sky. He noticed the crazy french boxer on the Eiffel tower using his Baguette like a boomerang, destroying several military weapons in the process like helicopters, jet planes, and even flying tanks.

Frenchie looked angered, "Hmph, dansons, Joe le Glass!" and he realized that the Golden Baguette gave him the power to jump super hi up the Eiffel tower and run up it. He reached the tip of it, where Glass Joe was, and pointed his Golden Baguette at him, "En Guarde, fou!"

Glass Joe got into an epic battle stance and said, "Hmph, Glass Joe ramènera la France au Moyen Age!", which translated to "Glass Joe will take France back to the Dark Ages!"

Frenchie shook his head and did a finger wag to Glass Joe, "Certainement pas! Ma puissance française est bien plus grande que la tienne!" Translation: "No way! My French power is much greater than yours!"

### Baguette Jousting with Glass Joe

Their battle was intense as they just stared at each other for a short while. They squinted eyes as they paced around each other. Then, Frenchie made the first move. A jab with his golden baguette which Glass Joe narrowly avoided and almost got the counterattack with his Baguetterang, but Frenchie narrowly avoided, "Haha! Le Aim sucks, mon amour!"

Glass Joe cackled in response as the Baguetterang rounded back. French raised an eyebrow and the Baguetterang and knocked Frenchie over to the side. Glass Joe was about to finish him off with a heavy hook to the Frenchman on the ground, but it was so slow that Frenchie was able to narrowly avoid just in the nick of time. He got up and patted himself up. "Hmph! Oui, oui!"

They traded multiple blows and Frenchie started to do a hyper combo as they went all throughout the Eiffel Tower. Thier battle lasted all to the night which lead to Frenchie getting the upper hand and almost knocking Joe off the edge, but he nnarrowly gripped on with his gloves. Joe looked up to Frenchie with pleading eyes, saying, "Non! Non! Mes frères français!" Translation: "No! No! My French Bretheren!"

Frenchie smirked and whispered one last thing into Joe's ear, "La révolution a commencé!" Translation: "The revolution has begun!"

Then he knocked Glass Joe of the tower. The boxer yelled, "Noooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!" and he hit the ground, dying in the process from a broken nose.

"You've honned your last hon!" Frenchie cackled to himself before jumping off the tower and onto the ground. That's when his Golden Baguette glowed and started to speak, "Débloqué! Baguetterang!" Translation: "Unlocked: Baguetterang!" The Frenchie raised an eyebrow and clicked the Baguette into a boomerang formation. "Enfer ouais bébé!" Translation: "Hell yeah, baby!" and he used his Golden Baguette's new form, gaining a lot of power in the process.

And so he continued his quest to take down all evil French people.

### Fighting Gaston

Later the evening he killed the French Boxer, he was contacted by Napoleon who informed him that his Baguette also had the power to now travel across universes. He was given a map of the multiverse which guided him to several points of interest where Evil French People were terrorizing existence. He used this knowledge to travel to a parallel dimension which took place during an earlier point in France's history. It was being ruled over by a nefarious evildoer named Gaston, famous for killing a massive beast and forcing a woman named Belle to marry him.

Once he went to this universe, Frenchie looked around and started asking people about the evil king of France named Gaston. They explain that right after Gaston was knocked off the Beast's castle, a flash of bright white light exploded from the hole he fell in and he emerged with an extremely powerful baguette and used it to kill the Beast in one shot. He then used his Baguette and discovered that it could alter reality to his desire and so he recreated it so that Belle was forced to marry him and he became king of the world. Now the entire world was France. Several drones were sent after Frenchie shaped like mini Lefous and he used his new baguetterang powers to slice through multiples ones at once,. "Oui oui! You can not come for me, petit French people!" He chuckled to himself as he sliced through more and more hoards of them while venturing towards Gaston's castle.

He went to the castle and Baguetteranged the front doors down. His eyes got all squinty and shifty as he glared around. Even more elite Lefou guards tracked him down and started rapid firing reality shattering eggs towards Frenchie as he ran through the castles. "My my! Quite high in cholesteral, are these not?" He slished and slashed through the lot of the eggs at speeds exceeding the speed of time itself. As he started hitting the Lefous with his golden baguette at irrelevantly fast speeds, he started to discover a new power with it. It was sending them into alternate universes as it hit them so hard. He stared at the baguette, wondering how this worked, but he realized that some Lefous he was hitting harder and at really precise positions compared to others and this precise combination was causing them to warp to alternate universes. He raised an eyebrow upon relizing this and shrugged, "Eh, hope whoever I'm sending these guys to can deal with these petit gay men!" He shook his head, tearing through multiple Lefous until he got to the actual entrance to Gaston's chamber.

He bursted open the door to the King's quarters and showed his golden Baguette to Gaston, saying, "Mon amour, you are already dead!" Gaston was kissing and holding Belle very not goodly as he cackled and rolled his eyes. "Oh come on! This little twink thinks he can match the awesomeness of Gaston? Pfft! How pathetic!" Using his red baguette, he threw Belle into a golden+ cage he warped into existence. He descended upon Frenchie in a shining glimmer of armor combined with Angel wings, pointing his Red baguette towards Frenchie. "En guarde, you little twinkie!" Belle looked terrified as Frenchie turned to her, scowling at Gaston afterwards. He points his Golden Baguette towards Gaston in return. Frenchie chuckled, "Hohoho, You know what will be ringing after I'm done with you? Church BELLES!" Belle chuckled and Gaston rolled his eyes.

FIGHT! (The terms are not true. These characters are solar system level)

Gaston shouted, "PERISH!" Pointing his red baguette, he sent an omnidirectional wave of reality warping to alter Frenchie and control him to be how he sees fit. Frenchie guarded, protected by the warping affects with his golden baguette. Frenchie snickered and wiggled his eyebrows to Gaston. Gaston grumbled and shook with anger, charging towards Frenchie at speeds transcending light a googelplex times over. Frenchie guarded and knocked Gaston away, thrusting his Baguette toward the evil French king, "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!" He shoted as he bursted Gaston out of the castle walls and into the moon.

Gaston's body broke the moon in have and he gritted his teeth as he saw Frenchie fly towards him at similar speeds to before. Gaston flew out of the way, leaving Frenchie to go in between the cracks of the celestial body. Gaston pointed his Baguette at the moon and it started to change shape. Frenchie raised an eyebrow. "And what is this mon ami?"

"MY FATE SHALL BECOME YOUR FATE, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The entire moon started to shift to become the spires that Gaston fell into. Afterwards, he fired all of the stalagmites and tites towards Frenchie. Quintillions of spikes capable of piercing concepts started flailing towards Frenchie at incalculable speeds. The Frenchman wicked and weaved through them all at ridiculously fast speeds. Frenchie hon honned, "Pfft, I've seen those shows that Kimiko watches. You're not even close to as bad as the guys there! HAH!" He began splitting through multiple of the spires but Gaston had another trick up his sleeve. As Frenchie darted towards him, Gaston vanished. He looked around, only to see a star exploding in front of him.

"OUI OUI! MIGHTY MASSIVE!" He says, throwing the Baguetterang towards the sun. It spun around the star so fast that it reversed the eexplosion to the point where it was a normal sun again. "Hahaha! I am used to explosions! HUH?!" Gaston teleported behind him and put him in a grapple lock. "Hmph! Without your Baguette, you're nothing more than a man!" He started using his reality baguette to try and erase Frenchie from this world but it was only doing it very slowly. "HOW--?" He was interrupted when the Baguetterang hit him in the back of the head an Frenchie caught it. "I am no mere man..." He starts to do a mega combo on Gaston and hit him at such a precise angle with such precise force that Gaston was sent to another universe. "I'M LE FRENCHMAN!", he said, even though Gaston couldn't hear him. He then hit himself at the exact angle with the exact force to send himself to the same universe.

They were in a mysterious universe outside of reality itself. A realm where gods themselves can eat timelines for breakfast. Gaston looked around, "H-how did you?" Frenchie vanished before Gaston's eyes and an instant later stabbed the vicious king in the back. Gaston coffed up blood, but it wasn't over. Gaston teleported behind frenchie and baguetted him in the back, but then Frenchie returned the favor. They kept teleporting behind each other and healing about a quintilion times in an attosecond over and over again until the unthinkable happened. Both of their baguettes broke. Frenchie, panicked, threw the two split pieces of his Golden Baguette as a baguetterang towards Gaston and he dodged. Frenchie dodged when Gaston did the same and they both fell down to the Final Destination platform.

Gaston scoffed, "Hmph! No more powers, little French fucker! Just you and me! Little twink to a man who ate five dozen eggs every morning to get large, so now I'm roughly the size of a BAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--" He was cut off when Frenchie punched him down to the ground in the middle of his monologue. He smirked and wiggled his eyebrows some more, "Don't monologue so much, mon ami! Its embarrassing!" Gaston became more red, "WHY YOUUUUUUUUUUU!" Gaston ran up to Frenchie and started punching him down, but Frenchie got up and started kicking Gaston, however, Gaston's sheer cholesteral overpowered the Compound V running through his body.

Frenchie scoffed and coughed up blood as he lay down on the ledge. Gaston cracked his knuckles and neck, "Well, you're near the ledge now, any last words before you face the oblivion that is Gaston and the hole beneath you?" He chuckled

Frenchie smiled, "Just one phrase...Have you ever...fought Link?"

Gaston raised an eyebrow, "What?" and as soon as he said that, the Golden Baguette, fully reformed, came back and hit Gaston in the back of the head, stunning him. Frenchie then raised it to the heavens. "This battle...is over! VIVA LA FRANCE!" He charged the power into the Baguetterang.

Gaston smirked, "Hah! Did you forget? You're not the only one...with THAT KIND OF POWER!" He raised his hand to try to get his red Baguette but he was unable to do so. "WHAT?!" he screeched in terror. Frenchie did the Sonic the Hedgehog Finger Wag Motion and closed one eye, looking super cheeky. "Oh, mon amour? Having a problem? Haha!" He flipped the golden Baguette over to reveal it had a red tint to it. "You see, when your Baguette broke, mine struck it and absorbed it's power upon regenerating, so I didn't even need to destroy you to get it, ahaha! But I will still do that anyway because you are a huge culo!" He pointed the Golden red tinted baguette towards Gaston and unleashed a storm of destructive time energy as reality includes time reset his existence on a conceptual level to where he rewrote fate and caused Gaston to die after all, trapping him in a pocket reality where he would fall down and die in the pit that beast killed him in for the rest of eternity.

Frenchie hon honned and was about to leave this reality, that is until he sensed another presence about as strong as the presence himself. It was...A MASTER HAND!

"QUE?!" He shouted in fear.

### Fighting Daft Punk with Disco Wizard

They kill Daft Punk. George gets sad.

Frenchie comforts him, "Don't worry petit Lettuce. They were part of the Living Bondrewnal."

### Eating the Golden Baguette

Frenchie eating the Golden Baguette makes him become France.

### Final Battle Against King Louis XIV

https://youtu.be/JlCQNM2Clic?list=RDMM

"The French people have cancelled you once again, mon amour!"