Secret Military Policemen

The **Secret Military Policemen** are military policemen who appear throughout the *Perfect Hair Forever* series. The Secret Military Policemen look physically identical to each other and are often seen standing at attention while holding sub-machine guns, having a cigarette sticking in their mouths, and wearing black shades to cover their eyes. The true purpose of the Military Policemen is currently unknown. They're all voiced by Nicholas Day.

## Appearances

The military policemen, in most of their appearances, are limited to staying in the background of an episode, given a few speaking roles, or during something nonsensical in the last few episodes of the series.

### "Pilot"

* Gerald Bald Z walks past three Secret Military Policemen in the forest.

### "TiVo Your eBay"

* Several of the Policemen show up in the "Beware of the Wolf" intro.
* When Young Man talked to Uncle Grandfather, the three Policemen are seen in his fantasy.
* A single policeman can be seen next to the Convenience Store of Death.

### "Cat Snatch Fever"

* The Secret Military Policemen are mentioned when Uncle Grandfather tells a hotdog Bun to warn Gerald about the enforcement manipulating the plan.
* Uncle Grandfather is accompanied by two Military Policemen when Brenda caused the beginning of the Cat-Bun Wars.
* The three Military Policemen are later seen at Pineapple Beach when Coiffio is signing a song to some Japanese-speaking women.

### "Happy Suck Day"

* The Military Policemen are first seen in the door to the dark room, accompanied by Uncle Grandfather.
* When Uncle Grandfather is still taping his porno between a vacuum cleaner and a cake, he is suddenly held at gunpoint by one of the Military Policemen.

### "Tusk"

* One of the Secret Military Policemen makes a cameo in the credits.

### "Woke Up Drunk"

* Several Policemen are seen as the audience during a duet between Felix and Sherman.
* The three Policemen are shown having simulated sex together in a bed of a Motel, but none of them are shown moving as they blame the standards and practices. This implies that the three Military Policemen are actually homosexuals'.

### "Return to Balding Victory"

* While still in-bed, the Military Policemen are now gonna make "further arrests" due to the ongoing Cat-Bun wars. One of them even claims that if he actually stands up, he'll be blurred out since they're now on the Internet.
* All three of them can be seen standing in the waters of a flood caused by Wetsy.

### "Muscular Distraction"

* Two Military Policemen show up at Uncle Grandfather's Temple telling Uncle Grandfather that he has been breaking into cars (as shown with the Young Man's red hatchback), but Uncle Grandfather tells them that his cable is out and the two come inside. However, Uncle Grandfather's cable isn't getting any signal because he stuffed it inside his groin to his cake. When the Military Policemen continue to talk with Uncle Grandfather, a third member of the enforcement does show up. After Uncle Grandfather talks to Coiffio on his phone, the three Military Policemen start to have wires in their crotches from the cake, and even stand on top of each other, thanks to Uncle Grandfather.
* The three Military Policemen, still connected with some wires from the wedding cake that Sherman is eating, are last seen at the Young Man's wedding.

## Trivia

* It's possible that they're a parody of the policemen from the anime series *Dragon Ball Z*.