Alternate Timelines

THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE has many timelines. Here are a few notable ones the Mod Team found. (ASK BEFORE YOU ADD. DM D VANA AND THEY WILL ADD IT).

* Timeline 1: D Vana wasn't selected as mod in the beginning. Nothing else really changes except for a lack of spam problems in the server.
* Timeline 7: The Ultralord and Banana War that began during the Second Turf War continues, turning the server into a battleground full of trench and gorilla warfare, with the worst memes imaginable.
* Timeline 8: The world is an 8-bit rendering of our current timeline. The server can now only hold 255 people.
* Timeline 9: Kip leaves the server with all of his alts and never comes back. Everyone dies of old age still thinking it was a funny joke and that he'll come back any second.
* Timeline 13: Doe Boi travels upstate to suck some mod's dick. He's hired as new mod a day later for "managing the bots really well."
* Timeline 16: The world is enhanced with blast processing. The result is a much crisper visual experience.
* Timeline 69: Everything in the server remains the same except there's a lot more sexual tension. Users send many nudes to receive mod role.
* Timeline 100: An NSFW chat is never created, let alone conceived as an idea, on THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE. Instead, people spend their time discussing and chatting with each other.
* Timeline 111: Anyone that joined THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE were captured by the government, and were all enclosed into a Vault. Until a nuclear warhead was released \*\*\*Inside\*\*\* the vault, destroying them all
* Timeline 122: People are so enthralled with the idea of the Alternate Timeline page, that the entire server turns into simple suggestions messages, to the point where the page isn't even related to Jemboy. They spend their days sending Timeline ideas 24/7. No one talks to each other anymore, with the Timeline page active. It becomes the longest piece of literature on Wikia, and soon, in history.
* Timeline 132: Current timeline. Refer to Timeline 1439 for details.
* Timeline 133: Everything remains the same except people give a shit about Circle's memes to get 100% OJ.
* Timeline 137: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE is now a urban underground of highly intelligent beings that are now on the run from the FBI. Rumor has it that there are massive circlejerks everyday.
* Timeline 189: Age of Shira continues. Massive uptick in lolicon in #hentai-hub for some reason.
* Timeline 196: Inkopolis' yaoi collection wins the first turf war. Octo King Waffle becomes 20% more gay due to this event.
* Timeline 225: Jem plays more games with the Mod Team. Mod Team and Jem become best friends. Nothing else changes.
* Timeline 281: An IRL meetup happens and an orgy soon occurs. Note: Shira has great foreplay.
* Timeline 300: D Vana mods Will I Am instead of Siri. As a result, Siri spends a lot of time in VC and becomes a rebel. Will becomes a trap and tries to hide the fact that he has pictures of himself.
* Timeline 309: Circledline somehow takes over. Strangely enough people don't care and move on. Jem and Shira forget that the server exists.
* Timeline 349: The server has a barbecue! Unfortunately, the food is Siri's dog due to a serious argument they had the day before.
* Timeline 352: 7Z starts a revolution and succeeds. Everyone can speak in NPR and 7's beats are raved about throughout the server.
* Timeline 358: The conspiracy scandal is revealed that Vsauce Michael was bludgeoned to death with a Ban Hammer after questioning Siri's motives. All the mods were found guilty of actual fucking murder.
* Timeline 371: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE is deleted and the Jemetery is finally released out of Private Beta. In a surprising twist, the Jemetery becomes more popular than THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE. Age of D Vana is a golden age for the community.
* Timeline 404: Sadly there isn't an error. Users have a massive fetish for minions now.
* Timeline 405: Refer to Timeline 1499 for details.
* Timeline 420: Snoop Dogg joins the server. Days are spent editing every image known to mankind. On another note, the stock market is on the rise. Great place to invest right now.
* Timeline 471: Shieldzee and D Vana have a kid. D Vana however is hit by a car and D Vana dies. Circle is very happy.
* Timeline 473: Shieldzee and D Vana have a kid. They succeed but it's a furry. D Vana can never look at the child in the eyes without feeling disgusted.
* Timeline 510: Everything turns into a T-Posed version of themselves. Nothing is left. There is only T Pose. Theres Thousand of Tranced T-Posed Timelines TExist TNo TMore. T-Pose. T-Pose. T-Pose. T-Pose. tttttttTTTTTTTTTT̸̤̩̲̲̳͇̲̤ͥͯ̾ͯT̵̰̠̟͍̞̟̊̓̆͒̓̈́̐ͮ́T͓ͣŤ̵̛̥̝͉̤̟̄̍̃́̏Ṱ̪̩̪̮͎̊̈ͬ̑ͪ̌́ͅT̮̼̬̼͖̤̦̦ͮ͟T̷̟̫̦̞̻̜́̽͜T̤̝̣̈̋T̨̩͍͎̓̊ͫͯ͛̂̀͗͞͝T̝͕̪̺̐͑͛͛͑̄͋̓̈͞T̷̞̍͐̃ͩͬT̛̖̹͓̫̪̝̖͉͋͑ͤ̓̀T̴͙̬̜͆͒͗ͧ͐ͯ́͢T̸̺̩̘͍͉̩̪̙̑T̢͖̰͙͛ͭ̐͗͑̇ͪ̉̔͡ͅT̥̲̪̙͈̫̜͉̟̄͌͐ͣͥͭͪͨ͛T͐̅̽͏͙̯̠̼
* Timeline 532: Nothing else changes.Nothing else changes.Nothing else changes.Nothing else changes. Nothing Else Changes Nothing Else Changes. Nothing. Else. Changes.
* Timeline 666: Siri is admin. Antispam bots reign supreme and the server is laying on it's last legs. God is dead and rebel camps are being set up as we speak. Looks like the 8 weeks it was alive was the best 8 weeks anyone could enjoy.
* Timeline 686: Jem isn't disappointed in the server all the time. Nothing else changed.
* Timeline 708: D Vana is a confirmed male in this timeline. Patchy proposes to D Vana irl and they now have a family as of the writing of the post.
* Timeline 711: Jemboy works at a Blockbuster, isn't able to pursue Mashups, and thus, the server is never created.
* Timeline 714: Shieldzee is revealed to be an actual talking dog. People want to adopt him and Shield loves the attention.
* Timeline 734: Refer to Timeline 405 for details.
* Timeline 729: Ced's Nazi regime causes a server holocaust. Any traps are killed. Rest in peace half the mod team.
* Timeline 777: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE becomes a gambling server and everyone goes to Vegas. After a server road trip to Vegas, they irl raid the casino. Everyone is in jail now.
* Timeline 804: Ayana turns against THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE because everyone likes hime hime more. War ensues.
* Timeline 805: Sooty is revealed to be a dragon maid. Users are now wondering how much Sooty for a day costs.
* Timeline 825: Marble assassinates Siri and takes over. Nothing changes for some odd reason.
* Timeline 848: Sudo is revealed to not be an emo, but a goth girl. She still hates Siri.
* Timeline 849: Darkindapark is hired and is now the server loli. Half the people are very uncomfortable but Shira is VERY pleased.
* Timeline 881: Kip reached full power despite not being October. The server is massively fucked due to the lack of preparation.
* Timeline 882: Kip reaches full power despite not being October. Kip uses his power to collaborate with Co.
* Timeline 927: LivingTarget is revealed to be with the FBI. Shira is arrested because lolis are illegal due to the Great Loli Massacre of 1983.
* Timeline 940: Co jacks off so hard his OC Pinch comes to life. She dies a few days later from back issues.
* Timeline 962: Skelly attempts to regain full power by changing the date to October 1st. Instead, he lost his nose and can't smell anymore.
* Timeline 982: The RP chat is brought back. Users shame those who RP and a schism occurs. There are now ten less users.
* Timeline 999: People attempt to discover timelines. They are rejected and suicide rates are up 69%.
* Timeline 1002: Will and Siri team up. Users are crying as of the writing scared of what they'll do.
* Timeline 1010: Unique fetishes are now normal fetishes. Traps are still fucking gay.
* Timeline 1038: ThatFuknB8M8 actually has a girlfriend. He is also highly respected and can hold a conversation for longer than 5 minutes without needing to be jacked off by his mother. His new record is 10 minutes.
* Timeline 1053: A spam war actually gets D Vana unmodded. Justice is served but D Vana leaves the server forever.
* Timeline 1091: A typical spam war causes Siri to start his brotherhood. The only member is his dog Jackie Brown. The dog looks cute in a cloak so it's all good.
* Timeline 1111: A turf war actually happens. No one gives a shit about it.
* Timeline 1112: Elma figure is released. Everyone gives a shit about it.
* Timeline 1132: Siri "assimilates" with Ayana bot. People still can’t talk in NPR and now VC.
* Timeline 1141: Discord changes their Terms of Service to allow shota. Lolis are still banned because fuck you that’s why.
* Timeline 1187: Vsauce becomes an admin and forces everyone to play D&D and watch Saturday morning cartoons. Server happiness increases by 1d4+int modifier.
* Timeline 1189: Pineapple is the universally accepted fruit of greatness. People who eat pineapple on pizza are now lynched.
* Timeline 1190: Gali becomes a very well respected artist, but had sold his soul to Shira to do so.
* Timeline 1210: A race of sewer dwelling earth shamans appear to make peace with the humans. Toilets are used to send food and notes between humans and earth shamans.
* Timeline 1229: Every Thursday the concrete turns into pastry. 9/11 now occurs every Thursday.
* Timeline 1236: A strange lightning storm brews. A bolt hits Doe Boi. She dies.
* Timeline 1238: Cough drops are really delicious, but are now addictive. Note: it’s really fun to snort cough drops at parties.
* Timeline 1257: Men make a collective effort to stop masturbating. Women now get pregnant through wet dreams.
* Timeline 1268: Marble is a brown bunny trap and spends more time with Circle than he does on the server. Rare video footage is leaked of them playing leap frog in bed. They get called faggots and they cry. Oof, rough one.
* Timeline 1275: Everyone's skin is made of rubber. Kids start jumping off of heights thinking they'll bounce. They fail to realise their internal organs are still intact meaning impact with the ground results in fatal bone fractures and head injuries. Humans are on the endangered list. On the bright side, shark fin soup here is a delight.
* Timeline 1293: Twister is now recognized as an Olympic sport. Matches go on for hours until contestants drop in exhaustion.
* Timeline 1294: Gru “the person below is gay” memes are still popular, and “ur mum gay” isn’t

Cringy.

* Timeline 1295: People are apathetic, but things miraculously get done anyways.
* Timeline 1305: Jemboy takes role of supreme leader of everything. He immediately passes the role down to Shira. Shira never comes around because that goddamn house will never be done being renovated.
* Timeline 1311: AquaAnt leaves the server only to come back at its darkest hour. They don't do anything to fix it though.
* Timeline 1337: After Will is banned Siri becomes lonely and misses Will's presence as it gives him purpose. Shenanigans ensue once again.
* Timeline 1378: Siri dies from the earthquake. The art competition is pushed back another two weeks.
* Timeline 1400: When Skinless Santa loses his skinless elves, the server takes over and saves Kipmas.
* Timeline 1439: The Age of Vsauce has begun! Vsauces reign supreme here and are highly intelligent. They only greet each other by saying "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!". Anyone named Kevin is hanged outside Town Hall.
* Timeline #1463: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE we all know and love is a generic high school anime, filled with awkward comedy, panty shots, perverts and much much more! Yaoi status here we come.
* Timeline 1499: Refer to Timeline 734 for details.
* Timeline 1515: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE is a German server. Ced joins as an American and everyone gives him weird looks. He still posts Nazi jokes.
* Timeline 1547: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE is now a dating site! The only issue is that no girls use it.
* Timeline 1578: Mod Minecraft Mondays becomes standard for all mods. It always gets steamy after 11pm.
* Timeline 1694: Kip ends up being revered as highly intelligent. People find out he's actually just a Rick and Morty fanatic. He's stoned to death. 3 days later, Jesus comes down. Shit, he found out.
* Timeline 1701: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE goes to the beach! The people there are mortified by the pale skin of many users of the server and the amount of fat on their belly and neck. THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE is now THE SOCIAL ANXIETY ZONE.
* Timeline 1724: Banzai starts a fight club. B8M8 and Siri 1v1 and the bettings skyrocket. The fight is about to start when A Loli runs in to tell B8M8 to stop. After a heartfelt moment and a weird makeout session, the two leave happy leaving the rest to find Siri a new opponent.
* Timeline 1839: Are you ready to get BUFF? Well head on down to the I am Gymboy Youtube page for more details! In just 90 days you'll feel the raw intensity of steroids and raw mashups going down your raw throat! RAWSOME!
* Timeline 1842: "Hey guys! I am Tsunderella here! I'd like to thank you guys for 25k subscribers! All of those makeup tutorials really paid off! I'd like to show you guys for the first time, my OC! Meet Jeremy Mendoza! Isn't he such a cutie? And here's his little friend Shira. He works hard by doing renovations for 3 fucking months straight."
* Timeline 1847: An ancient force awakens within the wormholes of THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE and new timelines are born.
* Timeline 1853: The server hotdog competition commences. The three contestants Tilly, Rini, and Dark ready up for the most hotdogs they'll eat in their life. The gun fires and the competition begins! Rini slugs hotdogs down like the absolute slut they are for spicy italians and Dark just confusedly pokes at a bun. However, with the power of gay depression noises Tilly outshines and wins the competition.
* Timeline 1860: The ghost of Brim haunts the mod team reminding them of their imminent doooooooooom. Ced now suffers from PTSD and multiple personality disorder.
* Timeline 1865: The Zone system is fully mapped out! The Tilly Zone and 80's Zone orbit THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE, while the 7 Zone hangs out a few thousand miles away. Rumor has it though of another planet that only heard in the legends known as Club Aether.
* Timeline 1872: The Willbot v. Vana cookoff goes down! Will slams a fucking delicious sausage on the grill while Vana summons their egg persona and counters with a bacon cheese omelette.
* Timeline 1876: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE never develops a Hentai Hub 3 due to worries of never living up to the hype.
* Timeline 1880: Ayano finally gets their art and shuts up.
* Timeline 1883: (Recorded from a cassette) "What's up BearTV, I'm Fluffacorn and welcome to my crib! Over here is the corner, where I cry. That's it."
* Timeline 1889: The date is October 1st, 2017. The wild west age of THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE was alive and kicking! Dick pics are often posted in Main Menu and lolicon is the local currency in the Ecchi channel. Mods often join in and help out in heists.
* Timeline 1892: Every past and present mod join up for the Legacy Modcast Podcast aka it's the most awkward shit you'll see.
* Timeline 1894: the server forms an e-sports team and becomes one of the most successful teams in the history of e-sports (Probably because the team consists of 300+ people).
* Timeline 1899: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE is exposed for collecting data on underage users unintentionally. This is why we ban anyone under 13.
* Timeline 1912: Users have recently been murdered left and right. It's up to Vsauce and the gang to find out the culprit! After blowing a cheap animation budget and reusing 60's cartoon assets the gang finds out it was old man Shira all along!
* Timeline 1918: Bread invests in the server putting it on the stock market baybeeeeeee. Benefits include Pewdipie chairs for everyone meaning they all can do \*this\* at once!
* Timeline 1921: THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE becomes a night club! Toddlers all dance to the Little Einsteins theme while the adults vape in the room next door.
* Timeline 1927: Rini is revealed to be a Subway Markets Spokesman. The excess stock of Spicy Italians had to be sold somehow. (Subway™  is not responsible for any forms of annoyance, distaste, or any disturbances caused by the actions of our marketing team).
* Timeline 1928: The Great Depression hits hard in THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE. The user counts only bleeds members for a month straight with empty days in Black Elma.
* Timeline 1933: Doe yells 'FUCK YOU' and gets admin. Feelsbad.
* Timeline 1939: Grandson Ced joins THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ZONE at the ripe age of 12 1/2. With all the unhip oldies in the server, he spreads the way of the owl.
* Timeline 1942: Big Nigga blocks asteroid. Saves the server. Big Nigga later earns the Medal of Honor.
* Timeline 1959: In an attempt to take over the server via infiltration, Stardust Crusaders use Bite Za Dusto to turn back the clock to October 6th 2017. Can't wait for that upcoming turf war!