Shut Up Kiss

**Shut Up Kiss** is a Troper Tales topic that has been archived from the original TV Tropes website.

**Definition:**

Isn't it rude to interrupt someone mid-sentence by kissing them? Apparently not. Especially if you're dancing The Masochism Tango — skip the Slap Slap and get right to the kiss.

The cute version occurs when one character is babbling nervously, either because they get tongue-tied around the object of their affections or because they are trying to apologize for something, and the other cuts them off with a kiss to show that they understand. A wordless solution to Cannot Spit It Out.
- Taken from TV Tropes Website.

## Entries

* This troper's boyfriend likes to do this to her to erase any thoughts she might have at the current moment. Leaves her like jelly and grinning like a cat. Seems to work on him as well, although its not always needed to get his attention away from a video game.
* This troper's friend was once in a big debate with a boy (as in, the whole cafeteria was watching) and she was going on and on (complete with hand motions and finger pointing), when finally, he just grabbed her and kissed her. When it was over, the girl was completely frozen, and he went on to beat her in the debate, without so much as a blush. His last words were "What? No retort? No scathing comment? Then I win" before walking away. Everyone was quiet for a while before some one said "Okay..." and a few people started clapping. The best part? The debate was about ninjas vs. pirates complete with references and historical facts.
* This Troper had to use this to stop his last girlfriend's babbling after their first kiss.
* If you don't know the person and you really want her to shut up, offer to take her picture. It works just as well as this trope.
* This troper has had this happen on more then one occasion, my girlfriends must think I talk too much.
* Gender-flipped for This Troper, who's done it to his girlfriend a couple of times.
* This troper has watched her best friend do it repeatedly to her boyfriend to dissuade him from suggesting a different video game. The ever-savvy boyfriend continued to try and object in order to get more kisses.
* My girlfriend does this to me, although stopped when I continued talking as she was kissing me. Ith wath difficuwlt, buth her faith wath worth ith.
* This troper's fond of doing it to get her boyfriend to stop talking about politics, obscure music, or anything else that leads to him babbling for more than five minutes straight. It usually works pretty well.
* This troper's boyfriend likes to tease her about very embarrassing things. This troper herself tends to go off on rambles about either things he doesn't care about. Needless to say, this happens a lot. "Shuddup or I'll kiss you" is practically one word in this troper's vocabulary.
* This Troper's first kiss was one of these. After missing a chance to steal his first kiss from his girlfriend he began to explain how he respected her too do that, how he didn't want to do that if she wasn't ready, how... (she grabs him and plants one on him). His first words afterward were were "Oh".
* This troper's ex-girlfriend did this whenever he teased her verbally during sex. Complete with head pull-down.
* This Troper recently started dating (GO ME! WOO!) and has a tendency to be rather "verbose" (Direct quote from GF: "You talk too much.") This trope happens to me on an almost weekly basis.
* This troper had it happen once too often, was offended, and dumped the guy.