E11VOXA: Is it really that bad?

## Characters

* Clark Kent
* Peter Parker

## Location

* Tomorrow District, Metropolis
* October 5th, 2013 2:19 PM

## VOX Archive

* **Peter Parker:** [Footsteps, door opens, bell jingles, footsteps, chair scrapes, sigh] So mister Kent, it's been a while since we've since each other outside our... other jobs.
* **Clark Kent:** [chuckle] That's actually why I called you seeing how Horizon Labs had a convention and the Planet had reported on it I figured what was the harm of getting a cup of joe between friends.
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle] Jesus, Clark... people say I make dad jokes all the time but you make them more than me if anything.
* **Clark Kent:** Yeah well.. people say mine are better than yours.
* **Peter Parker:** Wha... that can't be... who said that?! I literally made a crook laugh his ass of before I knocked him out. Was it Wally? I bet it was he's pissed I made a better joke than him.
* **Clark Kent:** Something like that... but I guess it's each it's own. But besides that how's Peter doing? Work? Diana? What about lil' ben? He started school right?
* **Peter Parker:** He did. Diana had calm him down before she left. He screamed his head off. [chuckle] But he's made a bunch of friends since then? He's been waiting to see Uncle Clark and Aunt Lois since the last time you guys came over.
* **Clark Kent:** I'm sure me and Lois'll come up with something. Maybe bring him to Smallville he'd love it there I think.
* **Peter Parker:** Well he's nothing if not energetic. I'm assuming you ordered already?
* **Clark Kent:** Yeah... I'm assuming that it's still four sugars, two cream, and milk right?
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle] Read my mind, Kent... [footsteps, cup clatters: two instances] Thank you. [footsteps, slurp]
* **Clark Kent:** [slurp, slurp] So I know you're still a bit on the fence but I was thinking about maybe brining Ben or Jess into the League.
* **Peter Parker:** [sigh] I don't know maybe... I think they just need a bit more time on being solo, its not that I don't trust them it's just... [sigh] I think they could benefit with doing things on their own.
* **Clark Kent:** Fair enough. Y'now I actually figured we could go to a comic convention later this year, as our hero selves.
* **Peter Parker:** [slurp, slurp] Oh you're serious? I guess that could be fine maybe sign a couple autographs wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.
* **Clark Kent:** [slurp, slurp] Glad for you to see it in my point of view. So apparently you and Diana order an durable alloy bed frame anything you wanna tell me? [liquid spray, cough, cough, chuckle] I'll take that as a yes.
* **Peter Parker:** [sigh] Note to self never get drunk with Roy and talk to him about my sex life. Okay, so we broke like three beds in our defense, we hadn't seen each other for at least a couple of times when they happened. What about you and Lois? She must pretty durable when you guys do your... activities.
* **Clark Kent:** Something like that. [slurp, slurp] How 'bout we stop talking about our sex lives deal?
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle, slurp, slurp, slurp] Deal. I saw your recent report on these new guys Waller's been adding as their poster "League". Kinda creepy no?
* **Clark Kent:** It is. No records on any of them, luckily Clark Kent was able to get more information than Superman.
* **Peter Parker:** [chuckle, gulp] Clark no offense, but whenever you do your whole Superman voice with the boom thing you're sorta intimating, maybe more than Bruce.
* **Clark Kent:** Really? Huh... you learn something new everyday. From your end I hear you made lightweight but shock absorbing bullet vests quite impressive, they've been used by the police as of late.
* **Peter Parker:** Yeah, well it's better than working at the Bugle. Better hours, way better pay, and easy skylight for me to change in and out.
* **Clark Kent:** Well here's to successful careers right? [mugs clink, chuckle]
* **Peter Parker:** Couldn't say it better myself. This place actually has good coffee, I should come here more often get you to pay next time.
* **Clark Kent:** [chuckle, slurp] Maybe...