Kaity (Farmer)

Coco (sister)

Brooke (sister)

Tori (sister)

Grandpa (paternal grandfather)

Shane (husband)

Brendan (son)

## Farmer Kaity Hawkins

> GROW. GROW HOT PEPPERS. You'll help me woo Shane.
>
> ~ Kaity, Summer Year 1 (colorized)

**Kaity Hawkins** is the oldest of six sisters and the second person to move onto Hawkins Hill Farm.

#### Background

She was asked to come to Hawkins Hill Farm by her sister Jessie as Jessie inherited the farm and asked her to come help once Jessie's farming hyper-fixation waned. Kaity was easily lured with the promise of her own little cabin on a large spacious farm. She is very easily bribed.

She was not the one interested in farming as a child, and instead was awed by the pretty costumes she saw at ballets and shows in Zuzu City and went to school for fashion technology with a focus in costumes. What did she do with this degree? Did she work on prestigious shows?

No, she made stupid costumes based off stupid animes or frilly dresses she could wear. She makes costumes for her DnD OCs. She sits there and comes up with ten thousand costumes ideas in her little sketchbook. Does she bring in revenue or accolades?

Give her time.

Thoon. Very thoon.

#### Current Storyline

Upon settling in, she took to the farming life pretty well, which is kinda funny since despite being the oldest, she's the weakest. She's like a little hot house orchid that now grows and tends her own hot house orchids.

Upon moving in and buying her starter seeds, she immediately began to try to make whatever money she could. However, she is a woman of very little brains and spent most of said money trying to buy gifts for Shane to get him to open up to her and befriend her. It worked though, because he's her boyfriend and they are very happy together.

Speaking of... Kaity didn't actually move to Stardew Valley with the hopes of finding any romance, but since Jessie was the one who was in charge of the farm more or less, this gave Kaity a little mor space to branch out and spend more time in town. That and being her age and still single, the words of Charlotte Lucas from 2005 Pride and Prejudice was commonly quoted therein by her (along with Rizzo's "God save my little broken body--yAA" whenever she goes to do something that will even marginally wipe her energy.) But, I don't know, fam, but when she met Shane in the tavern, the sweet sweet strains of Elton John's "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" started wafting over the air whether from the juke box or in her mind and after some wooing, the two fell in love. But all may not be well in Love Valley as the two, while fairly similar on a lot of levels, may have different goals for their life that just may not work. The two have discussed marriage, though. Kaity's just waiting for Shane to propose already. But also give her time to make a wedding dress.

So while she didn't mean to move for the sole purpose of romance (in fact, she really did come to only help Jessie run the farm) it's become her main goal to get married and settle down. And luckily there are actually men her age in town. Hallelujah. That never happens after you reach a certain age!

She is in a middle of floating in vibes, trying to figure out where she stands with Shane, because she does love him so (and might have had a rendezvous in Marnie's barn with him. Tending to the chickens is very laborious work...)

But there are just a lot of feelings in Kaityland. A lot.

### Personality

Coco calls her a "loveable gremlin." If somebody could be both laid back and high strung, that would be Kaity.

She loves getting all the chores done on the farm so she can go out to the town to make friends and get things done.

Easily amused and excitable for if she sees someone or something she likes, or something goes her way while she's working on something, she will probably burst into a fit of giggles.

> Hey, (insert sister here), It's Ya Boy by the (insert place here). Go talk to him.
>
> Kaity, Any given day and time (colorized)

Loves each one of her sisters very much and will gift them free trips in the submarine during the Winter Market, or moneys, or foods. Mostly foods. She gives out foods to everyone she loves.

### Relationships

#### Familial

##### Jessie

Younger sister. It was just the two of them for a while before Tori arrived, so they have a fairly close bond. Kaity was the first one on the farm after Jessie asked her to come help on the farm.

##### Tori

Second younger sister. Has yet to move onto the farm.

##### Stella-Fae

Third younger sister. The two have the same personality typing and get along very well despite their age gap.

##### Brooke

Fourth younger sister. Recently moved onto the farm. They get long pretty well despite their age gap and Kaity likes to troll Brooke by bringing up funky creative things that make her giggle.

##### Coco

Fifth youngest sister. Hurt her and you get beat up by Kaity's frying pan.

#### Romantic

##### Shane

As Kaity met everyone in town, the lone man in the back of the tavern caught her eye. She offered to buy him a drink and he told her to go away. So, she obviously needed to get to know him better. After plying him with many multiple pizzas, she gained his trust and friendship. The two spent more time together on the dock at the pond in Cindersap Forest at nights and figuring out that they had a lot in common. Hurting youth. Little bit of trauma. All that crap. But where Kaity had been further along with the mental health healing, Shane wasn't. But luckily, she could be there for him. She doesn't want to change him. She doesn't think she can save him. She just wants to be there for him. So, when he does get better, and he asks her to date him, they're both at a point where they are mentally ready to handle a relationship and feel the very tingly feelings of lurv. The two had started discussing the prospect of marriage and raising chickens together.

But Shane doesn't want human things to raise. And Kaity does.

How will that work out?

##### Sam???????

> Well, h\*ck
>
> ~ Kaity, Winter, Year One (colorized)

It's not that she doesn't love Shane because she DOES. But one day, Kaity brought Sam an item he had requested on the "Help Board" and Sam said with a very nice smile "I KNEW you'd be the one to give this to me!" and her stupid heart did a stupid melty thing. But they're just friends. They're JUST friends. Despite his L'Oreal hair. And his very nice face.

She began dating Sam after shortly breaking up with Shane and it was going pretty well. She also was still slightly seeing Shane but not to the extent as when they were dating. She and Sam seemed to be getting closer, and Jessie did ship them hardcore parkour. They were getting close to talks of marriage, and had quite a lot in common. however, Kaity found that she was just too old for Sam and began dating Shane full-time again.

#### Enemies

##### Caroline

Yeah no Kaity just can't stand the woman. She knows that she could treat Pierre better than she can. Cause any guy like him deserves a... faithful woman... tell me why he's wasting time on her wasted lies when he could be with Kaity instead. (Kaity would like to state here that she does not actually wish to be with Pierre. But she wouldn't say no to a date if he asked.)

##### Clint

Kaity's been to conventions in Zuzu City. She's seen creepy guys hitting on women and then getting angry when their advances are unreciprocated. Clint is the same. He's just also a blacksmith. So, Kaity's made it her point to nearly never be near him.

##### The Wizard

Weird voodoo man. Precocious voodoo man. Holier than though attitude because he thinks he knows more than the "normal" human? Heck off Rasmodius. "What you call the Moonlight Jellies are actually called Loonaloos," in that high-faluting haughty tone.

"tHEy aRe aCtuAlLy cALlEd lOOnAlOOs."

Go away. Nobody likes you Wizard. Caroline wouldn't even stay with you. Thanks for helping me talk to the Junimos I guess but you sort of made me do that unknowingly.

##### Mayor Lewis

See also: dirty old man. Corrupt politician. O' Taker of Tax Dollars for his Own Pocket. Kaity's going to run for mayor of Stardew Valley just to knock him off his golden statue pedestal. She will clobber him with her righteous skillet.

### Current Projects

* Befriend Emily to gain use of the treadle sewing machine to become the top costumer and designer in Stardew Valley and Zuzu City.
* Settle down and raise a family eventually. That would be nice. Her biological \*stomp stomp\* clock \*stomp stomp\* is ticking. \*stomp stomp stomp\*
* Make a screen accurate Babes in Toyland costume to wear while tending sheep once she gets sheep.

### Marriage

Kaity and Shane were married on Winter 15th of Year 2. It was a beautiful wedding and she just wished it wasn't officiated by Mayor Lewis but such is life in Stardew Valley. The reception was beautiful and their first dance was Keeper of the Stars by Tracy Bird.

They are currently in the talks of trying to have childers.

On Spring 22 Year 3, Kaity and Shane welcomed Brendan into their family. It seemed like he would never come but then he did and it was neat.