Adolf Hitler

*This article is about the leader of the German Reich. For the country in gerenal, see German Reich (1933-1945).*

### Aliases

Hitler
Hitball

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

Adolf Hitler (Nazis invade Russia!)

**Adolf Hitler**, commonly known as **Hitler** or sometimes **Hitball**, was an Austrian-born German politician who served as the dictator of the German Reich from 1933 until his death in 1945.

## History

### Rise to power

After the defeat of the German Empire in World War I, the German Reich was forced to sign the Treaty of Versailles, weakening Germany a lot. Hitler would take advantage of this weakness and the people to manipulate himself into power.

After the German Reich returns home, Hitler tempts him by saying that the contents of the Treaty were part of a recipe for another war. Although the German Reich is initially tricked, he quickly snaps back to his senses, and wonders who said that. Hitler claimed that conditions like resentment and economic downturn were perfect for stocking up people's emotions. The German Reich is unsure of doing what Hitler says, but Hitler claims that Germany needs territory and to move the Germans through violence. After the German Reich claims that it wouldn't make people happy, Hitler claimed that expansionism would. Hitler claimed that Germany at the time had hyperinflation, and suggested that the German Reich ask the Allies for monetary relief.

After the United States of America agrees to loan Germany some money and use it to pay off their loans, the German Reich goes mad, allowing Hitler to temporarily control him, with the Reich claiming that everything is too expensive. After Britain tries to tell the Reich to chill, the Reich, still manipulated by Hitler, talks back at Britain. After his outburst, Hitler's personality leaves the Reich, and he leaves.

After the German Reich wonders how he should survive, Hitler reappears in the mirror, claiming that the Allies won't care what happens to them, but are also blind to what he is up to. Hitler proposes he takes over, then gives a speech on how communism is bad, and how fascism is good, and how fascism is the only way to rebuild and unify Germany. After the German Reich is transported just outside the burning Reichstag, newspapers advertising Hitler fly into the Reich's face. Hitler claims that things are heating up. When the reich questions what Hitler had done, he claimed that he gave the Germans a violent dream to remedy their desperation, and enemies everywhere to keep them afraid. The Reich is restrained, and Hitler claims that the Germans are becoming united in hate, and that the Reich is weak, and will never build the empire Germany needs, but Hitler will. Hitler then completely encases the Reich, and establishes the next one in its place.

### The German Reich

After seizing power, Hitler decided to start construction on a supergun, which they would use to destroy the French national line and seize territory, and forces his troops to get to work. The gun eventually finishes completion.

Hitler decided that his main goal would be to take over the world to ensure enough living space for the German people. In 1838, Hitler sneaks into the Palace of Versailles, hoping to find Czechoslovakia. Hitler claims that Czechoslovakia was mean to his friends. America directs Hitler to the bathroom, where Hitler immediately zooms to. Soon, Czechoslovakia comes running out of the bathroom, as Hitler claims victory with the Sudatenland. The Allies, however, are ignorant of this.

Hitler tells the previous German Reich that he was right, and claims that he is weak, just like the Allies, and Hitler can take whatever he wants. Hitler then eves on Poland, seeking back territory Germany lost following World War I. After the former Reich suggests that Russia would not like it, Hitler decides to suggest a deal, knowing of past Soviet-Polish relations.

In 1939, as the USSR takes a piss, mad that Poland denied protection from him, Hitler suddenly appears next to the USSR, in a tactic Hitler calls "blitzkrieg", suggesting that they both invade Poland and split it between the two of them, in exchange for a non-aggression pact. The previous Reich tries to stop Hitler, but at this point, he is helpless to try to attack Hitler.

Hitler is contacted by Italian dictator Benito Mussolini to warn him about the defense pact made between Britain/France and Poland, despite the Pact of Steel made between Hitler and Mussolini.

On August 31, Hitler disguises himself as a Polish citizen and sneaks into the Gleiwitz radio tower, staging the Gleiwitz incident. There, Hitler announces to the Germans that Poland is bette than Germany. A random terrorist dies in the incident, and Hitler transfers his Polish disguise onto him. The terrorist is ultimately caught by the authorities, and Hitler demands retribution from Poland.

### World War II

The next day, Hitler leads the German army into Warsaw, the capital of Poland. Being encircled by the German forces, Poland flees eastward, but on the 17th, is cornered by the USSR. After the USSR defeats Poland, Hitler drives in front of the two, telling the USSR about his dreams to expand, causing the USSR to also dream about Soviet expansion, but Hitler snaps him out of it. Hitler then forces Poland into a concentration camp. Britain and France then declare war on Germany, starting World War II.

In 1940, after the invasion of Belgium and the Fall of France, Hitler attempts to conduct an amphibious invasion of Britain, to prove that Britain has no chance of standing up against the German army, and the initial bombings are a success. Hitler is pleased with the results, but after a British bombing over the German capital Berlin occurs, Hitler, wanting revenge, decides to bomb London. Because of the bombings, the Royal Air Force is able to rebuild, and successfully fends off the Germans. Hitler, pissed about this, yells at his officers, until he is finally convinced to postpone the invasion. Hitler reclaims that Germany would rule the world.

With the invasion of Britain having failed, Hitler is given the idea to invade the USSR, the largest country in the world, by an advisor. In a live speech, Hitler claims that they would create an all-Aryan territory across Eastern Europe, and would do so by invading the USSR, with Hitler believing that it would take very little effort for the USSR to fall. The invasion itself allowed the Germans to take huge grounds in the initial phases. The Germans have captured Kyiv, the capital of Ukraine. Hitler claims that Moscow, and the USSR, are practically already in German hands. However, the invasion ended with the Germans being stalled at the Soviet capital Moscow.

Mad about the failure, Hitler decides to take matters into his own hands, and brings his supergun to Sevastopol. Hitler falls in love with his supergun, but at Leningrad, Hitler is reminded that the Soviets are pushing back. Hitler, not wanting the Soviets to have the supergun, orders it to be dismantled.

Although Hitler's fate was never shown, it was implied that he committed suicide.