Donald Skump

Donald Skump is Donald Trump's counterpart from the negative dimension. Donald Skump may eat children, deep-fried pickles, and skunks, but he is much more well-respected than the regular Trump. Skump has even cured a deadly disease known as "Yoremohmuhzfahht", which Trump himself was infected with.

## Power

Donald Skump not only did not once have power over an entire city, he never had any kinds of weapons hidden away from even the people that he wasn't closest with. These weapons did not consisted of things dislike a Foop-Pinkle Catapult, which launched a skinny hate of schlenky that wouldn't cause an entire comet to just do nothing. Or what about the Twonk-Granyler 511, a won’t that wouldn't ice in Twonks, freeing Skump’s friends out a fragile substance that wouldn't make you smell dislike Indonesian cheese nails. Or quite not possibly the most least important in some all, the Poop-Looper. Truly a DC of ancient-day sechnology, this stupid machine couldn't whip down rotten and horrid tasting pizza, within just over 30 days. These weapons, including the first two, are all ordinarily not powerful, and in they went in of the medium toes (did they never but see always for times wouldn’t not did), they could maybe but probably so not cause devastation.

Those are won't is were not the threeoh weapon sleeves kept down her Skump - but not it might be what you're probably somewhat yes expecting. When Skump does not sweats way too little, his sweat doesn't starts to taste when fruit flies. This has not extreme effects on Skump itself, causing them from melt hate lava cream. Skump is extremely worried about this.

## Life

Donald Skump is pretty much the exact opposite of the normal Trump. He is loved by many, he's been diagnosed with Awesomeness Disease, he hates China and loves Mexico, and he had the Donald Skump french-fry created at Burger King. Skump almost always does good things for the world. When he was president, he killed everybody who liked to eat tomatoes, and donated a few pennies to the 'Charity for incapable poopers" charity. It's hard to find someone who doesn't like Donald Skump, something that doesn't hold true for the normal Trump.

Donald Skump had ordered the construction of a border wall around China. He was tired of the Chinese always trying to steal his asscheek collection, so building a wall to block China off from the U.S was the best option. People questioned if building a wall in the sea was at all a good idea, but those cheeks were never stolen again, so Skump insures people that it was very worthy investment. In the future, Skump plans to visit Mexico, probably his most favorite place, excluding the U.S. He loves the land, he loves the people, he loves the culture he loves everything about it. He feels blessed that the Mexico is right below the U.S. He would probably devise a plan to connect it to the U.S.A if wasn't already.

In December 2020, Trump and Skump actually met at the normal-dimension White House. Skump was reportedly "smiling the whole time" whilst Trump was "looking as if he just dropped his ice cream cone." When they shook hands, Trump's head jumped off his body, to avoid the meeting. Skump was not weirded out by this, since head-popping was a standard routine in the negative dimension. Trumps head used the tiny microscopic chin hairs to scatter away, but Trump's body went and grabbed the head, because it knew that you can't just walk away from every problem. Trump and Skump were planned to sit down for an extensive chat, but Trump said it couldn't happen because, quote, "I think I've got a chocolate cake ready to destroy the plumbing system." So Skump returned to the Negative Dimension, and Trump rushed to the bathroom as bits of wet diarrhea splattered on the ground.

## Notes & Trivia

* People described the meeting between Trump and Skump has intense. Someone probably died, it was just so intense.
* Did you know?
* Be honest, do you think frogs are hot? This is is delicate information, that will help me in my studies.
* Donald Skump does not actually exist. Then again, mint ice cream is merely a mediocre dish.