Knife Guy

## Introduction

Knife guy, born 1963, is a mass murderer who derives pleasure from torturing and terrorizing people. He likes to follow a single person for a few years before killing them, rather than multiple people. No one knows his real name, face or identity. "Knife Guy" is simply his nickname. His preferred way of killing is with a knife, probably.

## Pros and Cons

+ Intelligent and cunning

+ Great at staying hidden

- Bad against groups of people

- Scared of people knowing his name

- Poor offensive capabilities under normal circumstances

## Powers

### Folding

Knife guy can fold anything he touches like a piece of paper, including his own body. The more folds that have already been made, the more exhausting it is to make another fold. He cannot change the mass of an object, only it's shape. He can still move his body like normal even in folded form, without experiencing any pain. Any other person he folds will not keep their mobility. The downside is that Knife guy can only fold a person if they know his identity. If He forgets his own name, he cannot use this ability anymore. Knife guy is very careful about who he reveals his identity to, not letting anyone who knows it escape from him.

### Knife

Knife Guy's knife has it's own mind and a name, it's called *The knife.* *The knife* will always find its way back to Knife guy, as they are bound by fate. The knife works just as a normal knife does, except it can much more easily slice through anything that has been folded.

## Track record

### 1968

At 5 years of age, Knife Guy would secure his first kill by executing his mother with a trebuchet. Knife guy was sent to court, but managed to expertly talk his way out of jail without a lawyer. He claimed that his mother's death was simply an "accident", and that he had just been playing around with a trebuchet he found in his back yard. He was set free.

### 1976

13 years of age, Knife guy unlocked his folding ability after a fateful meeting with the Shadow Wizard Money Gang. He then killed every single person who knew his identity, obsessed with keeping it a secret. After learning of Knife Guy's murder spree, Khan personally stepped in and cursed him, so that his ability would only affect those who *did* know his identity. Khan was unfortunately unable to remove the ability completely, as he owed the Shadow Wizard Money Gang a favour.

### 1985

5 children were murdered in a pizzeria. Knife guy used his folding ability to hide the children inside animatronic characters, the restaurant later shut down due to the odor of the animatronics, presumably caused by the kids' corpses.

### 1989-1991

Knife Guy had been harassing a woman from Poland for a few years by sneaking into her house and stealing only one sock, but leaving the remaining sock in the drawer. The woman was forced to rock her socks everyday, even though she was a strong advocate against Down Syndrome rights. She eventually went crazy and killed herself. Tenacious D would later make a song in 2001 titled "Rock Your Socks" as a tribute to this event. They would eventually make a song called "Tribute" as a tribute to "Rock your socks", which was a tribute to a woman's suicide.

### 1997

Knife guy had been stalking Scott Morrison, the prime minister of Australia for a few months, before deciding to go in for the kill. Morrison was eating dinner at McDonald's that night, and had paid the restaurant to not let any other guest in so he could eat alone. This was the perfect moment to strike, and Knife guy attacked him when he least expected it. Morrison was so scared that he shat himself, which causing Knife guy to faint from the smell. Morrison would later deny any accusations of him shitting in a McDonald's. Only Knife Guy knows the truth

There may be more undocumented murders by Knife Guy. If any are discovered, add them to the wiki page.