David (The Truth about David)

## David

"David 2020! We Will Make Athens Great Again!"

### Known For

Being autist who was banned on fairgrounds. He then launched his "war" on the sever which mostly consisted of bullshit.

> **"Well, I was never that active on athens, but "I decided to invite him because he likes politics. So I put him there and left for a bit, then I came back. And holy shit, just like, the dirty sock you leave under the bed, that guy had been growing his own entire worship cult" -Gen, senior text user and ex-Athenian**
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> **"This guy needs to get the N\*\*\*\*\* stick" -Buhsac King of Blacks.**
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> **"*That's the 4th David Alt Today" -* Sighed *Comando, wishing David would fuck off.***
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**David...**

That name alone terrifies Athenians who have witnessed his wrath of un-matched autism

Hoplites hate him

Trannies fear him

Shitposters admire him

HAHHAHHAHA Not really.
David was one of the many failed trolls and was also a colossal homosexual. He was just massive mentally disabled child.

## The Arrival

David arrived in Athens sometime in 2020. He was invited by Gen, a senior text user and ex-Athenian that he knew from the General Sam discord. At first, he was treated like any newfag, but soon, the rays of pure autism started seeping through his cracks of newfaggotry. He tried himself as a Voice Cucks, that failed when everyone started making fun of him. He would argue with a lot of people in VC about a variety of random topics, though mostly he'd insult the opponent's manhood or intelligence (in his case, practically anyone could be his opponent), would challenge his opponents to debates or even rap battles (These were really cringy). One of his more notorious Voice Chat autism sessions was with a well-known boomer turbo autist ManAnimal (now banned). It was ~~glorious~~ Incredibly Homosexual and cringe. The old man was yelling loudly at his shitty old mic and no one could understand a single word he said, completely muting David's voice with sounds of other-wordly faggotry, whilst everyone else laughed their asses off at both of them being fucking retards. Despite all of that, David still considered himself to be victorious, much like every altercation he's been in, no matter the outcome. He always likes to think he wins, very much like Jamec.

*On March 18th, 2020, Athenian Blaster Master received a message, and then a call from David. The conversation read as follows:*

***"Sxhspeak***
***Plesse***

***Listen***

***We can mke bussis***

***Mes***

***Deal***

**You understand**

***We can do stuff***

***I needbthe money oke***

***Or j will be beat***

***You bve mkney***

***I know***

*"Money? For what?"* Blaster asked, but David never told him. He just kept demanding money. For something fucking stupid.

At that time, Athenian Blaster Master could not understand anything he said, nor did he have any interest, since he was too busy playing Minecraft and being a faggot. But when the day came, it all made less sense.

## The Start of something fucking cringy

After failing to achieve much in the Voice cucks sphere, he decided to focus more on the text channels and embrace the faggotry. He decided that he shall become a faggot ruler. A faggot king. A Faggot God... No, even lower... He wanted to be a faggy discord moderator. He needed popular support (which he never had) for this, he needed the vote of the Athenian (Except everyone thought he was a faggot). And so, using his linguistic skills he never had he managed to persuade a number of Text Users to vote for him (he in reality kept crying like a bitch or offered them money). The cringe was becoming fucking gayer . Pro-David ~~propaganda~~ faggotry started spamming the text chats, with the bullshit slogans "The Admin We Need"  ; "High King of Athens" ; "Emperor". The mods were getting annoyed at David encouraging raiding and spamming . The ~~Sargon-Loyalist Athenians~~ Regular people of the sever, even other text users were getting annoyed. Something needed to be done about this ~~menace~~ annoying faggot to ~~the ruling Hoplite class...~~the rest of the sever.

## The Anti-David Struggle aka David's cringe campaign

The ~~reactionary Sargon-Loyalists~~ regular users of the sever have had enough of David. A ~~counter propaganda force~~ mockery of David was started. People were mocking David and any of his followers because of the fact they were massive faggots. The entire thing turned into a massive spergfest. It was ~~epic~~ fucking stupid. But then, the Jannies ~~did their usual thing~~ did their fucking job for once.

## The Ban

David was sent to cells for reasons ~~that need to be clarified (probably spam)~~ because this butthurt fag tried to pose as a moderator and encourage raiding and spamming. ~~It's unknown what happened in cells that day~~ **\*** He basically sperg in the cells and refuse to cooperate with the mods, ~~but he did something that~~ him raging and threatening the mods got him banned (probably recording inside cells as well).

## The Aftermath

Right after his ban on 31st of March, he messaged Blaster Master (out of all people) to relay the following fucking gay ass message to Athens:
*If the video is why I got banned I can delete it. I know that's not the reason I was banned, it's the excuse. I am not mad you did it, I am just disappointed. I was banned for being different, for not conforming to your individual expectations. I do not wish to harm you guys, I wish we could start over, I wish my first message could be different. I wish I knew what I know now, this isn't an apology, I am not capable of those, this is a regret. I have no idea what's wrong if their is something wrong with me, I am no doctor. I want to say it but I don't know how to. It's hard for me to say this but..... Third times a charm huh?*Also....
I love you?
This is kinda crazyyyy
But I just met youyyy
Okay I am sorry
Forget that last part
And call me maybe

Many a keks were had that day, and that seemed to be the end of it. But ~~not a~~ lot of Athenians were aware of the faggotry that happened after that. ~~No one even~~ Many knew who he really was. He was a sperg came out of nowhere, started a ruckus for some time, and got banned. What happened after? It gets worse and funnier for all those that hated him.

## The Plan

This is the part of the article which contains information that ~~only a few~~ everyone who was active on the sever pretty much knew, if any, Athenians are aware of.

After his ban, David wasn't going to give up, unfortunately. Far from that, unfortunately. During his well deserved banishment, he described his "plan" to troll and spam Athens in a voice chat of another discord server to 2 different Athenians. He said that he has infiltrated Athens with ~~"David sleeper agents"~~ a bunch sad little fags and incels he paid that were ready to do anything when the command is given (correction, he was making threats as well). He estimated that their number is close to 100 which was a fucking lie. It was planned to launch a gay raid on Athens during the "Athens anniversary" (?). It was implied that'd they either spam gore or pro-David ~~propaganda~~ faggotry in text chats. The 2 Athenians, who chose to remain anonymous, didn't believe him, he was a sperg after all. But the relatively recent return of David, under a new discord account (now named alic) that was banned very quickly after Athenians recognized him pretty easily, implies that his plans of return were real. (It is also worth to mention that the news of David's return made Steyr, the Athens local tranny, literally leave the server)

## The David CP incident

> ***"He was dealing cp with some producer. The idiot decided to threaten david in vc with me and morbid by threatening to tell us all about the kind of cp they had been dealing***
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> ***I took the opportunity to scare them both off of discord as far as im aware, what asshole cp dealer tries to use cp as a threat to their buyer?"***
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*-Gen, owner of the server this incident occurred in (AKA someone no one cares about)*

A ~~few~~ many Athenians ~~might~~ already know about this incident from the Athens Iceberg meme.

This event occurred in the aforementioned discord server. David was attempting to purchase cheese pizza (a moderators favorite type of pizza) from one "director". They were subsequently banned and every other member of the server had to lock their accounts for several days to avoid getting v&.

## The Alts

Every now and then, Athens will fall victim to David's return in the form of an alt, almost always with "David" in its name. Athenians will often quickly pick up on this and subsequently dogpile his spergy self. He will always deny being David at first, frequently engaging his schizophrenia by demanding that other users tell him about David. David will continue to be his spergy, self-incriminating self before calling people retarded and threatening to report them and others for saying the gamer word, despite saying it himself. More often than not this will end with him threatening a mod to get the entire server shut down and admitting that he is in fact David and then banned once again for evading.

#### Last Confirmed Sighting

David and various paid minions entered VC to again plague those who banned him. The mods having had quite enough of his shit linked two to three brand new vc users to David by low IQ detective moves out of cop drama's. The mods then Carpet banned all 6 suspected minions at once. David returned once or twice more that day, but his minions did not. Having lost an audience to preform to David began to fall into legend...

Some say David lurks and even posts on Athens still. He probably does because he is a love sick fag who cannot take a hint.

## Conclusion

You could say he was ~~a pretty sick guy, huh? :DDDDDDD~~ a faggot just like most people who annoy athens.