Aoife O'hAinbhith

## Basic Info

**Player:** Colie

**Aliases:** Ms Hannaway

**Sect:** Camarilla

**Clan:** Brujah

**Status:** 4 (Primogen): Devoted, Eminent, Feared, Loyal, Revered, *"Former" Anarch*

**Merits/Flaws:** *Infamous Sire*

## The Facts

* Ya know the stereotypes for the Irish? Well she's blonde and can't actually drink Guinness anymore. Don't let her hear you say Irish and Stereotype in the same breath though.
* Born in Cork Ireland and isn't keen on hearing how your great-great-great grandmother was also a 1/4 Irish.
* No one gets the slang at first and even then. It's mostly quaint, old-worldly stuff, but if it's something you just can get from context, it's probably offensive to someone.
* Yes she uses flip phones at an alarming rate, texts in all caps, and most often just doesn't text in favor of a one word voicemail to five plus minute rambling diatribes. She thinks it's 'charming'.
* Use to be an Anarch. She's, oddly, upfront about the whole thing.
* She wears a wedding ring set, but only goes by 'Ms.'
* Everyone gets a nickname. It's rarely a good sign if she calls you by your give name.
* If you're honest and true to yourself and her and her's you'll never want for a better friend. Maybe a quieter one though.
* She works out of a Mini storage. No really, the ones with the big fountains out front. Ask the small redhead at the front desk for Ms. Hannaway. Don't try to make an appointment, she's always either 30 minutes early or hours late.
* She knows her way around guns. If you want them done well and right you go to her.
* She has a ways with thugs of all kinds, though her specialty are the Bruisers. Like Adventures in Babysitting, but with less running around Chicago and more disapproving stares, also more gang members.

## Rumors

* Her husband's name is Paddy or something and he hasn't spoke to her in decades. Ask her about, it'll be super funny, right?!
* Listen closely to what she says and doesn't say. She's loud and burns bright to cast a shadow, large or small, to hide her true intent. LISTEN TO THE SLANG.
* She goes to mass Sunday evenings. She always takes her front desk girl with her to the Mexican churches.
	+ Say she's got a direct line to the Leper King through their church connections.
* She's a bit young isn't she though? Barely more than a century old. Paddy doesn't seem to be the actual name of her husband/sire. There's more to this.
* She 'use to be' an Anarch. Where does all her money go? Not into that Mini Storage front. Sure it's clean and the front desk girl is cute, but it's more than a little rundown inside.
	+ She secretly loves fashion, trust me. Have you see those suits she wears? Maybe that's where all her money goes.
	+ Yeah not just her money neither. Everything past the tracks is Brujah territory, we just call the parts we don't want to go to "Anarch infested".
		- What *is* the difference between Thresher and Rojo?
			* It's *less convenient* when Thresher shoots up Roger's SUV.
		- What's to own, dude, it's the *sticks* out there. Ya grandmama's chicken coop?
* Less rumor more bit of advice: DO NOT get her started about the IRA. And I don't mean Individual Retirement Account.
	+ She's funneling weapons across the pond to RIRA.
		- And therefore can supply much *higher quality equipment* than whatever janky soviet surplus shit the Anarchs are smuggling in from Mexico...
* Contrary to what you'd think, her name is spelled: Aoife O'hAinbhith. You're going to want to write that down.
	+ And if you need to get ahold of her before you get bronzed, Nina has her number. You've got Nina's digits, right?
* Super, mega, ultra gay. Seent her down at Legends.
	+ Bullshit no you didn't she's Catholic. Irish Catholics are never gay. It's against their religion.
		- GHLP lmfao
		- I have literally never laughed harder
* So this one time Cloister Klimp bumped into her in a parking lot, and tried to strike up a chat about Gaelic druidism? Yeah she lain his ass out.
	+ One-inch punched his ass incapacitated, he hadda *crawl* back to his SUV
	+ mansplainin ass
	+ He supposed to be itching for a rematch, won't get sucker-punched again.
		- He *also* say the Primogen won't let him loose, maybe *saved her life.*
			* *WHO'S* life? Surely not Aoife's...

I specifically said NOT to get her started about the IRA! Do you know how many songs about Irish Nationalism there are? Well it's too late now. Get ready for playlists worth of different variations of Danny Boy and old Irish men singing in Gaelic, sorry IRISH Gaelic.