Habib Uley

*"Fucking rice munching noodle slurping yellow skinned slant eyed lazy stupid Asian pinoy fucking cunt face ugly munted fucker ,I will rape his fucking mother .welahh he"*

-Habib's reaction to Zhao's email reply stating that he can not return to Horizon as of now

Habib Uley lived with his brother Habib Uleh, they both had the same name cause their parents couldn't think of a better name than "Habib"

Habib Uley was born in Australia to a Lebanese family and by July 2015 saved up enough money and hashish to board a flight to Los Santos, San Andreas. It was at this moment, Los Santos International Airport services realized.. They fucked up.

Habib was all about hectic shit and causing destruction, he even went as far as to blow up Oomsy's Infernus by shooting and exploding an entire row of fuel dispensers. He also hit his grandmother with a car twice but miraculously she survived.

Habib is a known car rammer via the LSPD and locals, he is frequently seen riding throughout Los Santos causing destruction in his Roadtrain. He has been spotted smoking all kinds of drugs in his "The Truth" Camper.

Habib is known to be an efficient salesman, he has sold over 100 cars during his time in the city. Habib had partnered up in dealings with Hasan Shiekh since 2015 until Hasan decided to take the career path of a copper.

Habib eventually got married to a whore he had been rooting, known as Tiffany Days. Unaware that she was sleeping with other men & woman including Oomsy Price.

## Habib Uley

### Gangs

* La Famiglia Corleone (formerly)
* Mandalay Crips (formerly)
* Mandalay Mafia (theme change)
* The Downtown Network (kicked)
* Adrenaline Racers (formerly)
* Italian Crime Syndicate (disbanded)

### Family

* El Chapo Uley (father)
* Osama Uley (uncle)
* Beast Uley (uncle)
* Abdullah Uley (grandmother)
* Habib Uleh (twin brother)
* Mikkas Uley (cousin)
* Toufic Isis Uley (cousin)
* Aisha Uley (cousin)
* Tabouleh Uley (cousin)
* Tiffany Days (ex-wife)
* Habib Uley Jr. (son)
* 10,000 unknown Claude sons

### Enemies

* Lea Bebe
* Charlie Gamble
* Andrew Matthews
* Wolf Wise
* Bryan O'Connor
* Joseph L. Devil (cunt)
* Jack Pickles (gay cunt)

## IC Information

### 2015

Habib Uley first arrived in Los Santos on July 2015 after receiving an invite from his cousin Mikkas Uley. In the following weeks Habib would befriend a Paki named Hasan Sheikh and later a Vietnamese man named Jason Maines.

On August 22, 2015, Habib was kidnapped by Jett Cole, who had brought Habib to a house and attempted to rob him. Habib resisted, insulted Jett and claimed to have sex with a female relative of his.

On October 25, 2015, Mikkas Uley had setup cars at the Church in Little Mexico, preparing everything to look spot on for Habib & Tiffany's wedding. Tiffany was no-show and the wedding was cancelled as a result.

On October 26, 2015, Habib Uley, Tiffany Days, Mikkas Uley, Oomsy Price, Friar Lawrence and some fat cunt from Grove Street attended the wedding. Fat man had to take the role of the priest since Lawrence overdosed on marijuana leaves.

As the wedding was taking place, Mikkas accidently slammed Oomsy across the head with a baseball bat as Habib was getting married to Tiff. By the end of the ceremony there was a massive shooting caused by the priest, leading to everyone having to evacuate the Church.

Almost exactly a month later on November 27, Tiffany ordered Habib to sign divorce papers as she was seeing a man from Blocc' Cripz. Habib then prayed to Allah, as he grew with anger and rekt the papers till they no longer existed. Tiffany's boyfriend from Cripz, Ron Gordon showed up and requested they discuss this matter in Blocc' Cripz HQ.

Ron Gordon threatened Habib to stay away from Tiffany as she was now seeing him for some reason (most likely cash being involved), Habib was pissed and Mikkas had been spying on the whole situation but was asked to exit the HQ. Habib and Mikkas thought out a plan and pulled out their guns on Ron, Ron however escaped the HQ and flew away in his Comet.

### 2016

On February 8, 2016, Habib robbed his ex-wife Tiffany of all her money and had stolen her fabled Remington car, keeping it all to himself, selling the car at a later date.

On August 31, Habib drove around in his newly bought yellow Coach bus, went past the El Gamberros gang HQ, and trolled them by referring to them as "banana heads" (due to the gang's yellow attire), in a parody of the children's song "The Wheels on the Bus".

### 2018

Around June 17, 2018, Habib managed to convince his friend Ghetto Johnson (who recently came back into town) to sell him his house in Grove Street for about $600,000. Habib called his friends Mikkas and Martin Vinko and they held a large party there with many guests.

Habib sold his Grove Street house to George Siskos sometime later.

### 2022

Following the purchase of his island, Habib returned to Los Santos in 2022 and began hanging out with Mikkas Uley again throughout the month of May. Habib increased his repertoire in dealing and started selling more high-end buildings frequently in the goal of saving up for a house on his island.

### 2023

On August 22, Habib was kidnapped by Emily Britson and Marina L. Diamandis where his beard was unwillingly cut off, and was driven to Mount Chiliad. Umzy had just gotten back to town and Mikkas called him, and together they drove to Mt Chiliad to save Habib. Marina jumped off the mountain, plunging to the ground.

On August 23, Habib decided to leave La Famiglia Corleone after a quarrel with Dole Corleone regarding his assistance in turfs and points.

## Personality

"Talk shit, get hit." as Habib's number 1 motto would suggest, Habib is straightforward and always down to do business.

Habib is known for his expertise and efficiency in the business field as a negotiator and dealer, being able to turn a profit from almost anything he buys and sells. He went from selling mostly cars and mats in his first few years, to dealing in expensive wares such as dynamic doors, businesses and homes in more recent years.

## OOC Information

Habib Uley is from Australia and is of Maltese descent.

### Drama With Admin Charlie

On August 29, 2015, Habib Uley and Oomsy Bruh were the targets of allegedly racist remarks from Admin Charlie Gamble, who had called them "terrorists" in global chat, as well as other allegedly offensive remarks in protest of their usernames, he then admin prisoned them both for up to 9,000,000 seconds due to "non-roleplay names", but released them shortly after the backlash. Habib kept his full name, but Oomsy altered his lastname to "Bryrant".

### DDoS Controversy

On September 2016 Habib was banned from Horizon Roleplay by Daud after crashing his Raindance helicopter into a palm tree in Idlewood, leading to a planebomb. His ban duration was altered to be "permanent" after allegedly making what appeared to be DDoS threats in the website shoutbox. Habib however denied that he had made DDoS threats, testifying that the ban was a misunderstanding and he was simply monitoring the server downtime.

This ban led to an *#UnbanHabib* campaign, which involved Habib spamming numerous forum threads with hashtags and screenshots, in the goal of getting unbanned. Habib later emailed Zhao, but Zhao declined to offer him an unban, keeping it indefinite, which enraged Habib. Months would pass and Habib would finally be unbanned from the server.

### The Smol Incident

Habib shared a Discord group with Admin Smol and some SAMP friends, including Mikkas. On January 4, 2018 a huge confrontation escalated between Habib and Smol, after Habib discovered that Smol was really a male, not a female, believing he had been catfished. Smol attempted to change conversation topic by addressing fondness for Andrew Matthews, to which Habib left the group.

The following day on January 6, Smol teleported Habib (and later Mikkas) to a multistory car park in Las Venturas to address the incident by claiming that he wasn't a catfish and that allegedly *everyone* already knew he was a male, which only further angered Habib who disagreed because a /report apparently said otherwise.

Habib called Smol "confused", a "pedo", and a "faggot". Smol claimed Habib behaved like a 13 year old, causing Habib to drop kick Smol ingame while repeating the phrase "*lek shu*". Smol attempted to explain the situation to Mikkas, who didn't want anything to do with the situation and instead chose to side with Habib. Smol teleported Habib away and continued the convo with Mikkas in an attempt to convince him otherwise. Habib SMS'd Mikkas to take screens. Smol attempted to get a handshake from Mikkas, who avoided by jumping off the building.

After over half an hour he was finally teleported back to Los Santos. In an SMS, Mikkas told Habib that he found Smol to be "creepy". Smol was spectating and whispered to Mikkas: "*and i was never sneaking or being creepy.. was trying to be friendly... but if thats how u see it*", which effectively was the beginning of a major SAMP rivalry.

Habib's final statement to Smol that day in /b was: "*smol,if ya watching me you bisexual faggot paki middle aged pedophile prick. FUCK YOU@*".

### COVID-19

Habib returned to Horizon Roleplay during the month of May, 2022 due to being diagnosed with COVID-19.

## Top Quotes

*"MO FLASH IS GAY !!!"*
-Habib's response in reply to Mikkas advertisement.

*"yo mikk i sold sultan and 5k mats and clover in an hour :)"*
-Habib's early days of dealing (2015).

*"hey how the fuck can u mod a taxi ..how can i be taxi driver and mechanic at same time .?shit ans"*
-Habib on /newb.

*"this i get 3000 seconds?for punching a car stealer"*
-Habib confused at Admin Matthew jailing him.

*"CRUZ . G . MARTIN JUST DMED ME WITH SHOTGUN SAYIN RACIST SHIT?"*
-Habib angry at Cruz G. Martin.

* OOMSY: *"wheres habib"*
* HABIB: *"im here blind dog"*

-Habib's response to Oomsy in Asesinos Crib.

* HABIB: *"SAY IT ONCE MORE ILL FUCKING STAB YOU IN THE HEAD U LEBO KEBAB MUNCHER"*
* OOMSY: *"im not a fucken lebo"*
* HABIB: *"BRO U ASKED ME 4 TIMES IN 10SECOND ...FARK BRO"*

-Habib angry at Oomsy.

HABIB: *"JACK HOFF ...SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP YOU COCKROACH ....cock suckin bitch"*
-Habib annoyed by Jack Hoff.

* JACK HOFF: *"hi i is a stucki in a wall somewere how i is geting out"*
* HABIB: *"IF U DONT STFU I WILL U INTO ANOTHER WALL ....FUCK HEAD"*

-Habib annoyed by Jack Hoff.

*"the gallardos are all incest and root sisters mothers brothers grannys ..the whole lot"*

*"we gettin married or what :)"*
-Habib to Tiffany Days while getting sucked off.

*"im gonna die?"*
-Habib after being saved by a EMS.

*"THE BANANA HEADS IN THE BUS GO BA-NA-NA-NA --NA-NA-NA--NA-NA-NA!"*
-Habib provoking the El Gamberros gang in his Coach bus; August 31, 2016

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## Gallery

Habib and Marco at the pub.Habib's first shower in months.Habibstar.Habib and Mikkas being confronted by Ron Gordon; Tiffany's new boyfriend.Habib and Mina go on a date.Habib in the Hills.Photo of Habib UleyHabib wearing a Christmas hat.