Cookie Monster

A race of ravenous creatures that roam the WTF Realms prowling primarily for cookies! Some deem these beasts a plague to be eradicated while others believe their endless appetites and great strength can make them lethal war beasts.

## Description

A cookie monster is a beast described as having huge googly eyes, shaggy blue fur, a gaping mouth, powerful arms, and an immense amount of energy. It has a huge appetite and, as its name suggests, that consists mainly of cookies though the cookie monster will gladly eat anything they want to. Strong jaws allow the monster to eat just about anything even if it's made of the strongest metals. However, they rarely eat live prey save for the occasional wabbit or human, but they can still be very dangerous to whoever denies them a cookie. In addition to cookies, a cookie monster also loves to eat cabbages, fruits, mushrooms, toilets, plates, napkins, boots, bricks, and boring books. Anything inanimate be it food or not is fair game!

A cookie monster may not be the strongest monster in the WTF realms, but it is among the most formidable adversaries. It has immense physical strength particularly in their massive arms and crushing jaws. They don't necessarily have to carry weapons because of their strength and energetic ferocity, but they can often wield flails, maces, clubs, or battle tuna in big battles or simply against multiple foes. A special throat sac always a cookie monster to spew cookie dough at enemies, but they save this attack as a last resort if they find their foe too powerful.

## Weaknesses

A cookie monster's biggest weakness is it's own appetite. Sometimes, they can impulsively eat something that can lead to their downfall like a bomb offered by a clever opponent. Because they're so hungry all the time, going too long without food can quickly drain them of stamina and health. They can also easily be tricked into defeat using a cookie as bait into a trap. For example, a clever warrior could also paint a bomb to look like a cookie, and a cookie monster will eat it without hesitation! Interestingly, a cookie monster is dreadfully afraid of AM Crunchwraps as, if it were to eat even one, it would explode!

## History

The cookie monsters attempted to claim the realm of Llebocat as their home realm in the Stupid Age (the second age when every race needed to claim a home realm which was so much work that it's stupid!), but the Big Smelly Willies were determined AF to keep their newly claimed homeland and drove the cookie monsters off. However, they were initially fearful of the furry ravagers, but they quickly overcame that fear once they learned of their weaknesses (especially their own fear of every Big Smelly Willy's favorite prey of Crunchwraps) and eventually overpowered their forces easily. Once defeated, the cookie monsters were banished to the most treacherous reaches of the WTF realms from the lava fields of Mount Boob to the frigid wastes of the Four White Butts Peaks and, while these areas did spur the diversification of distinct subspecies of cookie monster, at least their numbers could be kept at bay without the need for bloodshed. Since then, cookie monsters have been deemed as merely creatures that can be slain if they cause harm. They've also forged deadly rivalries with the wabbits and anchovies.

Several centuries later in the Age of Super Sand, Big Chungus forged an alliance with the cookie monsters and enlisted them into his army alongside his fellow fat wabbits despite ages of rivalry between the two species. Their might and hunger driven madness made his armies a force to be reckoned with even for the Big Smelly Willies as they neared their evolution into real Super Sand! Yet, when all seemed lost and the hour of doom seemed at hand, Sovereign Sean and Lord Timrex came to their aid with their own formidable forces and laid waste to Big Chungus' armies easily! Most of the cookie monster and wabbit races have been demolished, and what was left of them both turned back on each other rebirthing their antagonism for the rest of time.

## Subspecies

Several subspecies of cookie monster have evolved to inhabit different environments throughout the WTF Realms. Each is distinguished by differently colored fur as well as elemental properties in their cookie dough breath.

### Common

The generic blue cookie monster commonly found outside everyone's door waiting for the perfect moment to pounce of their cookies! They also lurk in the halls of Hampton Inns or deep dungeons throughout the WTF Realms.

### Cookie Beasties

They prowl the Big Smelly Bog and other swampy areas. Their fur is colored purple, and their cookie dough breath is enhanced with deadly toxins fueled by the consumption of poisonous mushrooms or cookies dipped in venom. This can be deadly if it's inhaled or if it seeps into an open wound.

### Cookie Yetis

They stalk the snowy mountains of the Four White Butt Peaks hungering for cookies and retarded cheese. In addition to having goat like horns and greyish coloring, they're also distinguished by their icy cookie breath can be spewed in either freezing jets or missile like blasts. Either one freezes foes in their tracks. Cookie yetis are also somewhat larger than common cookie monsters and cookie beasts.

### Cookie Fiends

They terrorize the CheesyHeim's underground caverns. The cookie dough they spew has very high voltage, and large thunderbolts cloak it as it's fired out of the Cookie Abomination's maw. A massive horn on the top of their heads not only can jab enemies, but it also acts as a power source collecting and storing electricity. Breaking that is rumored to weaken it's electrical power.

### Cookie Demons

They wreak havoc in volcanic regions, especially in the lava fields and fiery chasms in and around Mount Boob. These are the largest and most powerful subspecies of cookie monster. Their demonic horns, fiery red fur, and rhino like size add to their terrifying reputation as destructive beasts. Their cookie breath is fiery, and the streams of cookie dough and fire are immensely hot and powerful. Meanwhile, their explosive cookie dough fireballs are twice as powerful! They can also unleash explosive powder that rings around them and can be ignited with a single spark flung from a strong bite of their flaming jaws.

## References

The original Cookie Monster is a Sesame Street character created by Jim Henson.

The fiery abilities of cookie demons are heavily inspired by those of Monster Hunter's Teostra.