Kingdom Hearts

He's a boy and he's gonna hit you with his toy!

***Kingdom Hearts*** is an action role-playing video game developed by Square Enix (known as just Square at the time). It was released in Japan on March 28th, 2002 and is beloved by Julian.

## Plot

Kingdom Hearts follows the adventures of a 14-year old boy named Sora (voiced by Haley Joel Osment, Julian's ex-crush), who lives in Destiny Islands. After having a tutorial dream, he gets woken up by Kairi who smacks him on the head, and she, Sora, and Riku have a race for some After abandoning his mom through what can only be sneaking out the window, as she somehow didn't notice him leave, he goes out to face dark creatures known as the Heartless. Afterwards, he winds up in Traverse Town and later meets Donald and Goofy, and they face a boss.

The trio then goes through different Disney worlds doing crap and meeting people, fighting things, while Sora continues to ask "Have you seen my friends, Riku and Kairi?". They also after doing crap, Sora penetrates the Keyholes with his keyblade (and i'm not gonna lie, it looks so pretty everytime).

After doing this for a while, Sora and his friends end up in Hollow Bastion where Riku steals Sora's keyblade, and Donald and Goofy abandon him. But he gets his shit back later. After fighting Riku, Sora basically kills himself so Kairi can be alive again and also free some Disney princesses, and after waddling around for a bit as a Heartless, Kairi revives Sora.

Sora and his friends face Ansem or whatever and Kairi drifts away as Destiny Islands gets brought back.

## Playthrough

On September 25th, 2016, Chris, Niall and Cory began to play Kingdom Hearts. They discussed several interesting topics, such as the colour of Cinderella's hair, a pregnant mod for the game for Cory to enjoy and the absolutely terrible controls. This playthrough ended on May 11th.

The playthrough everyone knows and loves began on November 27th, 2016 with Ding Dong and Julian (Matt joined in from Episodes 5-12). This playthrough has spawned the hot meme that is The Hitler Hypothetical and, for a while, the stingers were just about Disney characters anuses. The initial run of the playthrough ended on May 23rd, 2017.

Through a Halloween month miracle of nature, the playthrough resumed on October 10th, 2017, right where they left off... sort of; At some point, the original save file got deleted, but through the power of the lovely Amin, it was brought back. (He played through the game, getting everything that they had as if it was never lost. The only major thing different is that the Gummi Ship was made to look like Ding Dong.) The thumbnail art for Chris, Ding Dong and Julian was also changed.

This playthrough introduced both Big Penny and Pant (whom of which was accidentally killed in the same episode he was introduced). Episode 49 is considered The Dark Age of Oney Plays. This second run ended on October 18th, 2017, but was picked back up for a third run on November 14th, 2017, and continues to run (though with occasional 1-to-2 day breaks). After a long hiatus, the game was completed on May 11th, 2018. Then, just seven days later, another adventure into the world of Kingdom Hearts began...

## Episodes

### 2015

1. Frothing Weebs
2. Building the Raft
3. Nice Hitboxes

### 2016-2018

The playlist can be found here.

1. Simple and Clean
2. Snorebore Islands
3. Hearty Helping of Heartless
4. Call of Squall
5. Armored Suit of Armor
6. Alice in Chains
7. Hypothetical Dictator
8. You'll Be in My Heart
9. Banana Buddy
10. Gorilla My Dreams
11. Karma Chameleon
12. Colosseum Chaos
13. I Don't Have a Crush on Sora
14. Chocolate Episodes
15. Diet Soap
16. Good Gravy
17. Gilbert Gottfried
18. What's They Gonna Do?
19. I'm Taking Your Baby
20. I'm a Boy
21. Stop It.
22. Arm Thrusts
23. Sphincter Down There
24. Ya Big Ween
25. Shewhore
26. A Baby Falling Down
27. Tree Maid
28. Dead Jellyfish
29. Good Job
30. The Cringiest Souls
31. I Wanna Fist His Mouth
32. Stink, Grink, and Fink
33. I Am the One Who Screams
34. Fetch my Pepprt
35. Enter Sandman
36. Kringdom Larbs
37. Welcome to Tomorrowland
38. IT
39. Voice Boyz
40. We Are The Champions
41. BIG PENNY
42. The Big Bologna
43. Drake Joshula
44. Pant
45. IT IS I
46. Leon Talk to Me
47. Christmas Rogens
48. Fartulons
49. TAKE IT EZ BABE!!!
50. Goofy's Toes
51. The Strongest Warrior Around
52. Go Go Gadget
53. Low Hanging Fruit
54. Pooh Hole
55. The Straight-backed Handsome Child of Yore
56. Escape from Pooh York
57. President Chief
58. Stu’s Pickle
59. Secret King
60. Lumbersexual
61. Blubber Butt
62. The Ultimate George
63. Mila Kunis is Neat
64. Ribeku
65. FINALE

## Trivia

* Kingdom Hearts is currently the longest series on OneyPlays, lasting a total of 65 episodes (68 in total, including the 2015 playthrough)
	+ In addition, the 2016-18 playthrough is the longest single-video best of compilation to date.
* Several episodes have been reuploaded due to bad audio syncing.
* According to Julian, Kingdom Hearts is most popular with Gay Furries.