Gatty et Catty

## Marchandises

Malbouffe - 25PO
 "Soigne 17HP A déjà été bien entamé."

Pistolet Vide - 350PO
 "Arme: 12AT Balles NON incluses"

Chapeau de Cow-Boy - 350PO
 Armure: 12DEF ATTACK quand porté."

Clé Mystérieuse - 600PO
"????? Probablement de la maison d'un gars MDR"

**Gatty et Catty** (/ˈbræ.tiː/, /ˈkæ.tiː/) sont un duo de vendeuses situées dans l'allée droite du Hôtel MTT. Elles sont meilleures amies, parlent en même temps ou se finissent les phrases entre elles. Elles ont différents objets qu'elles ont trouvés dans la Décharge, incluant la Clé Mystérieuse (cette clé est celle de la maison juste à droite de celle de napstablook).

## Profil

### Apparence

Gatty est un monstre ayant la forme d'un alligator vert portant un châle de couleur rose avec des lignes jaunes et bleues sur le côté. Ses cheveux sont blonds et bouclés.

Catty est un monstre en forme de gros chat qui porte une salopette bleue avec des boutons jaunes et des touffes de poils blonds qui en sortent des deux côtés. Elle a les cheveux noirs avec une mèche bleue, et une boucle d'oreille jaune sur l'oreille gauche.

## Histoire

### Routes Neutre et Vrai Pacifiste

Gatty et Catty vendent des objets au joueur, à savoir une arme, une armure, et des objets de soin. Catty précise qu'elles trouvent toutes leurs affaires dans la Décharge et que ce sont de "bonnes" ordures.

### Route Génocide

Dans la Route Génocide, Gatty et Catty fuient leur boutique. Le texte en entrant dedans devient "But like." "Nobody came and stuff." Elles ont laissé une note écrite avec des stylos fluos expliquant qu'elles sont parties, et que si quelqu'un lit cette note, Alphys les a emmenées dans un endroit sûr et que celui ou celle qui lit ça ne devrait même pas penser à voler leurs affaires. Le protagoniste peut quand même prendre les objets et l'argent sans problème.

## Article

Article en vente
 Empty Gun | 350G
 Cowboy Hat | 350G
 Mystery Key | 600G

## Dialogue

Route Neutre et Route Vrai Pacifiste* Hey!
* Check it out!
* *Yeah!*
* *Check it out!*

Sortir* Like, see you later!
* *Like, later and stuff!*

Acheter* *You should buy ALL our stuff!* **[En faisant des achats]**
* *Gatty! We're gonna be rich!* **[En achetant quelque chose]**
* *We're all $$$$$old out! Mee-YOW!* **[Et tentant d'acheter un objet déjà vendu]**

Vendre* Thanks, but we, like, don't really need anything.
* *Oh my god, can you go get us some Glamburgers?*
* We don't.
* Really need.
* Anything.
* *Wait! I'll pay you 1000G if you get Mettaton to autograph my butt!*

**[Si un Glamburger est dans l'inventaire]*** Oh my God.
* Is that a Glamburger?
* *OH MY GOD!!!*
* *GIMME!!!*
* God, Catty.
* Try to have some self-control.
* *Sorry...*
* 'Cause they OBVIOUSLY brought that Glamburger for ME.
* *NO WAYYY!!!!!*

Parler* *So, like, what's up?*

**[About you two]*** I'm Gatty, and this is my best friend, Catty.
* *I'm Catty, and this is my best friend, Gatty.*

**[About your wares]*** The stuff inside, is like...
* *TOTALLY wicked expensive.*
* But, like, this stuff we found is like...
* *TOTALLY wicked cheap.*
* You should...
* *Like...*
* TOTALLY wicked buy all of it?
* *TOTALLY wicked buy all of it?*

**[Origin of wares]*** I mean, like, where does anyone get guns, or food, or...
* *We found it in the garbage!*
* It's GOOD garbage.
* *It's like, really good garbage.*

**[Origin of garbage]*** Where do we get the garbage?
* Like, the garbage store, duh!!!
* .....
* *.....*
* Waterfall mostly.
* *I found a gun in a dumpster!*

**[About Mettaton]*** Oh my God.
* Mettaton.
* *Oh my GOD,*
* *METTATON.*
* He's like...
* My robot husband.
* *Actually he's like...*
* *MY robot husband.*
* I think we're like... both going to marry him.
* *We're both like, ALREADY married to him.*
* *He just, like, doesn't know it yet.*

**[Origin of Mettaton]*** So, like, Dr. Alphys built Mettaton, right?
* *That's like, what they TELL you.*
* But like...
* Mettaton always acts like...
* *... being built was HIS idea somehow.*
* And even right after he was built...
* *... he acted like Alphys was an old friend.*
* But they're like...
* Not friends anymore.
* *Yeah!!!*
* *Unlike me and Gatty!!*
* *Best friends for-EVER!!!*

**[About Alphys]*** Oh my God.
* Alphys.
* *Oh my god,*
* *ALPHYS.*
* She used to live on our street.
* *She was like a big sister.*
* I mean, like, if your big sister...
* *Takes you on trips to the dump.*
* She showed us the coolest places to find trash.
* *She was always collecting these weird cartoons.*
* Then she became the Royal Scientist...
* *Yeah, we haven't seen her in forever...*

**[Royal Scientist]*** So Alphys has always, like...
* *Thought ASGORE is a SUPER cutie.*
* So, like, I'm pretty sure she...
* *Made Mettaton to, like, totally impress him.*
* A robot with a SOUL...
* *That's, like, SUPER relevant to his hobbies!*
* So after seeing Mettaton, ASGORE...
* *Asked her to do all this science stuff for him!*
* *But nobody's, like, seen anything from her yet.*
* Or... her at all...
* *She must, like, just stay in her lab all day.*
* Like, live a little, girl.
* *Yeah!!!*
* *Like us!!!*

**[About ASGORE]*** Oh my God.
* He's a total goober.
* *He's a big, fuzzy goofball!!*
* Like, I LOVE that guy.
* *He's like, SO nice.*
* God, we're like...
* *God, we're like...*
* SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.
* *SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.*

**[ Mac Futal ]*** Oh, that guy from the store?
* Yuck, what a creep.
* *Yeah! He's a creep!*
* *But he's kind of cute, too...*
* C'mon Catty, don't you have ANY standards?
* *Nope!!!*

**[More Mac Futal]*** OK, like, the annoying thing is...
* *He'd be OK if he just treated us with some respect.*
* But he just acts...
* Really weird.
* *And then acts like it's OUR fault he acts that way!*
* Like, when we asked him to get those Glamburgers...
* *He dropped them and ran away before we could even say anything!*
* We were, like, going to share them.
* *Really?*
* *I wasn't.*
* Catty!

**[B.Pants Hangout?]*** Oh, uh...
* *Yeah!!*
* *He should come look for junk with us!*
* But like, if we let him hang out with us... I just worry it'll...
* *... be really super fun!*
* Um, that was NOT what I was gonna say.
* *But I was close, right !?*

**[That Kind of Guy]*** Well, that kind of guy...
* You hang out with him once, then he wants to hang out...
* All.
* The.
* Time.
* *But don't you feel bad for him, Gatty?*
* *Poor Mac Futal...*
* *Think about how cool we are compared to him!!!*
* *We'd be saving his LIFE with our friendship!!*
* *His LIFE, Gatty!!*
* Uh, so?
* *...*
* *Think of all the glamburgers he could get for us!!*
* ... so is he free after work?

Post-Pacifist Dialogue
**[Freedom]*** So, we're like totally free now, huh?
* *Yeah, like, totally free.*
* Like...
* Cool.
* *Yeah, like, cool.*
* Like, millennia of being imprisoned finally over?
* *Yeah, that's like pretty chill I guess.*

**[I'm a human]*** Oh, oops, really?
* Uh, well, when we said, um...
* We were hyped for the destruction of humanity...
* We were, just, like, joking, you know?
* *Did we say that?*
* Probably?
* It's, like, practically our catchphrase.
* *Really?*
* *I thought our catchphrase was...*
* *B-B-Gatty's the best, C-C-Catty's the coolest!*
* Um, no?
* We've like literally NEVER said that.
* *CAN it be though!?*
* *CAN it be!?*

**[Future]*** Hmm...
* Now that we're gonna be free...
* *OMG, we can finally fulfill our DREAM of having a pet cat!*
* That's, like, YOUR dream, Catty.
* *But Gatty...*
* *I don't wanna have a dream without YOU in it...!*
* Aww...
* Catty...
* *And, in my dream, YOU clean up after the cat!*
* Catty!!!

**[Do You Like Cats]*** Me?
* Yeah, I LOVE cats?
* *Me?*
* *Yeah, I LOVE cats?*
* They're, like, SO tasty!!
* *They're, like, SO cute!!!*
* *Gatty NOOOO!!!*
* I'm just kidding!!
* Kind of.
* Anyway, when was the last time you even SAW a cat around here?
* *Oh!!*
* *JUST the other day!*
* *There was this CUTE little white cat walking around...*
* *It was, like, SOOOOOO clueless looking.*
* *I pet it for like an hour!!*
* .....
* .....
* ... Catty.
* *Yeah, Gatty?*
* I think that was, like...
* A dog.
* *DOGS ARE JUST FIRM CATS!!!!*

Genocide Route* But, like.
* *Nobody came and stuff.*

Steal* Stole 5G from the till.
* The till is empty.

Read* Hey, this is Gatty!
* *Hey, this is Catty!*
* If you're reading this...
* *Then, like, bad news you mega-evil weirdo!*
* Alphys just came here and she's taking us...
* *Someplace super duper safe!*
* But, first, we gotta use these gel pens.
* *Yeah!*
* *Chill, Alphys!*
* *We don't wanna waste pens!*
* And don't even THINK about stealing our stuff.
* *Yeah, creep!*
* *Leave our junk alone!*
* Catty, it's not JUNK.
* It's really valuable.
* *Yeah!*
* *Our garbage is REALLY valuable!*
* Anyway.
* In closing:
* You're a total loser!
* *Yeah!*
* *Loser!!!*
* *Nya ha ha!*
* Signed, Gatty <3
* *Signed, Catty <3*

## Gallery

Gatty & Catty design on a cotton shirt, "So Hyped" which is sold on FangamerGatty et Catty design on a women's tank top, "So Hyped Tank" which is sold on Fangamer
## Divers

* Les noms de Gatty et Catty sont des mots existants en anglais, *Bratty* peut décrire un enfant pourri-gâté et mal élevé (faisant sûrement référence au manque de formalités et de respect de Gatty) et en français, Gatty pourrait dire "comme un alligator" (en référence à son apparence car Gatty viendrait de Gator donc alligator). *Catty* peut signifier soit "volontairement cinglant dans ses remarques" (en référence au fait que certains de leurs dialogues peuvent être considérés comme délibérément irrespectueux) ou "comme un chat" (en référence à leurs apparence et manières). Les noms "Gatty" et "Catty" riment.
* Si on nomme le personnage "*Gatty*", la réponse devient : "*Genre, d'accord quoi.*"
* Si on nomme le personnage "*Catty*", la réponse devient : "*Gatty ! Gatty ! C'est MON nom.*"
* On peut les voir toutes les deux dans les Crédits de la fin Pacifiste, en train de regarder la performance de Mettaton.

## Références

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/8yru0mRndqY?t=31m9s