Diego's Ex

**Diego's Ex** is the 100th episode of Awkward Puppets.

## Synopsis

Diego is at Cosco when he meets his ex-girlfriend.

## Plot

The episode starts with Diego asking a cashier (Sam) where to find toilet paper. However, Sam immediately makes a racist remark towards Diego about him wanting a taco, but quickly changes his sentence before Diego can question him further. So Diego asks his question again, but Sam continues to be racist towards Diego even more by stating that he would already know where the cleaning products would be and that his wife cleans bathrooms for a living. But just before Diego can start an argument with him, he hears a familiar voice call for him. Turns out, it's his ex-girlfriend: Tiffany! The two of them were really shocked to see each after all this time and are happy to see each other again. However, Sam had to ruin their reunion by asking if Tiffany was one of Diego's clients. But the two of them clarify to him that they used to date and while they made a lot of mistakes, they still had fun within the relationship. Tiffany then asks Diego what has been up to these days, and asks if he stopped drinking. To which Diego lies by claiming he has and that he is currently single. Diego asks the same for Tiffany, to which she claims she was dating a tech-billionaire two weeks ago but they broke up. But their conversation was interrupted by Benita who was calling Diego. Worried that he might not get another chance with Tiffany and the fact that he lied to her about not dating anyone. He quickly claims that his "mom" is calling and tries to play it cool while talking to Benita. However, Benita grew suspicion that Diego was drunk and continuously asks Diego what it going on. Luckily, Diego was able to get through with the phone call without further incident. Tiffany compliments Diego for being so nice towards his mother and wishes that she can see his family. To which Diego claims that he can invite her to his parent's house over the weekend, which delights Tiffany. But Sam quickly points out that Diego IS married, but Diego makes another cover up by claiming he is a workaholic since he founded a tech company called "Tic Tac". (Though Tiffany thought he said Tik Tok). This surprises Tiffany and asks for more details since she has been recently blowing up on YouTube and started a podcast as well. But Diego quickly ends the conversation by telling her they can continue talking when they go see his parents. Then the two part ways and Diego asks Sam again if the toilet paper was in Aisle 4. To which Sam responds back with another racist comment and then changing his sentence before Diego can question him again. The video then ends with Diego telling Sam he hates him.

## Characters

* Diego
* Sam
* Tiffany (debut)
* Benita (voice only)
* Diego's Mother (indirectly mentioned)

## Trivia

* This is the 100th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* In real life, the store is called Costco, but in this episode, it is called Cosco.
* This episode is a sequel to Shoulder Angels as Diego is seen getting groceries at Cosco (the store Benita wanted him to go to) and he asks Sam where the toilet paper was. (Which is what Benita wanted in the previous episode).
* Diego breaks the fourth wall by stating he's a puppet after Tiffany claims he looks the same the last time she's saw him.
* There was an error where the alternate thumbnail for Sarah's Date was used to replace the thumbnail for this video. This was fixed on the same day. (September 8th, 2023).