Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 27: 1996 Miller 400 at Richmond

This race is infamous thanks to Eugene Carbureski fan, Jared Brakers. He was the flagman, because Dexter Hoover was ill.

On lap 129, Jared created a red flag by spilling a giant bag of sand on the track causing many of the racers to spin and slip on the sand. Jared then threw a sand tire at Ernie Gearson while the latter was racing. The winner was Ernie Swervan, and was with celebration. Jeff Gorvette came 2nd.

After the race, Jared was banned for life and arrested in the Abstract Thought before being dead in 2012 at the age of 47. Jared was a 1991 Audi 100.

## Racers who were stuck in sand

* Rusty Wallace
* Jonathan Melter
* Kyle Trackson
* Bill Racelott
* Dale Carrett
* Cal Weathers
* Rowley Boltstrike
* Darrell Cartrip
* Chuck Armstrong
* W.J. Lights
* Crusty Rotor
* Ken Schrader
* Murray Clutchburn
* Haul Inngas
* Darren Leadfoot
* Johnny Blamer
* Ponchy Wipeout
* Klint Shiftright
* Billy Oilchanger
* Gerald Leadfoot

A total of 20 racers were stuck in sand. Ernie Gearson doesn't count as he got hit by a sand tire threw by Jared while the former was racing.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: You're qualifying in 2nd place!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Must pass the pole siter!

(the race starts)

Ray Reverham: And the race is on!

Jeff Goervette: Let's do this! (passes Murray Clutchburn)

(lap 40)

Rust-eze crewcheif: inside of the 24!

Gerald Leadfoot: Ok! (passe Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Gerald Leadfoot passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Gerald leadfoot leads lap 40! It's lap 41! Gerald leadfoot is still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette trying to ceatch up to the 01 car, but Gerald holds him!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still leading over Gerald leadfoot!

Ned Carrett: Jeff is a fan favorite!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 01 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Gerald Leadfoot)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette passes Gerald Leadfoot back to lead lap 41!

(lap 87)

Bumper Save crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

Ponchy Wipeout: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: The rookie, Ponchy Wiepout passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Ponchy Wipeout leads lap 87!

(lap 129)

Jared Brakers: Hee, hee, hee! Time to put sand on the track! (dumps a bag of sand on the track)

Vinil Topee crew cheif: Carefull! There's sand on the track!

Crusty Rotor: WHAT!? (runs over the sand and gets stuck)

Dale Carrett: WATCH OUT, CRUSTY! (crashes into Crusty Rotor)

Spike: OH NO!

Ned Carrett: BIG CRASH ON THE FRONT STRECH!

(Ponchy, Gerald, Murray, Rusty, Johnatahn, Kyle, Bill, Cal, Rolwey, Darrell, Chuck, W.J, Ken, Haul, Mark, Johnny, Klint and Billy crash into Dale, and Crusty)

All 20: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP! WE'RE STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!

Ken Squier: And Ernie Swervan wins!

Ernie Swervan: Wow! 20 cars are stuck!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Who did this!

Jared: I did loser!

Jeff Gorvette: WHAT!? Who are you!

Jared: Jared Brakes! Eugene Carburaski's biggest fan!

Jeff Gorvette: HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO MY HAULER! (takes Jared to his hauler)

Jeff's hauler: You brought someone?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! Jerked Braking!

Jared Brakes: What? Don't call me that!

Jeff Gorvette: To bad! You're going to the Abstract Thought!

(later at Las Vegas)

(Jeff's hauler opens his door)

Jeff Gorvette: Come on, Jerked!

Jared: But it says "DANGER, KEEP OUT!"

Jeff Gorvette: Well, you're going in it! So good luck with the creepy inside! (pushes Jared into Abstract Thought)

(Jeff drives to his hauler)

(Jeff's hauler leaves)

Jared: Looks dark inside! Not so creepy.

Worker: Hey! You think it's not creepy! It is if we turn it on! So stay in there! (closes the door)

(Abstract Thought turns on)

Jared: Huh? All of the things are floating! This is gonna be a nightmare! (turns into a Picasso-esque blocky structure)

Jared: HUH? OH NO! I'M A FIGURE! That's not good! Must get out of here! (brakes up and falls apart)

Jared: OHNO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I AM FALLING APART! WHAT IS HAPPENING! I need to put back togeather!

(to late that the screen squeses on him!)

(Jared becomes a 2-D drawing)

Jared: WHAT!? I'M NOT IN THE REA WORLD ANYMORE! DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT? I THINK IT IS! (turns into a Pink pile of sand)

Jared: OH NO! THIS LOOKS LIKE I'M IN THE 2-D WORLD!

Chick and Peter: Hey! You're new in the Abstract Thought!

Jared: Yes, guys! The green bank must be Chick Hicks!

Chick Hicks: Exaclly right! Jeff pushed me in here!

Peter Oilrod: Me too!

Jared Brakes: Same thing to me!