Betsy's dad calls Go Piggy Go the N-Word, Rachel revives Lawson, both get grounded

## Cast

Betsy's dad, Go Piggy Go and Lawson-Eric

Rachel and Betsy's mom-Julie

Go Piggy Go's angry voice-Shouty

Police Officer and Lawson's dad's voice-Wiseguy

Mr. Hart-Dallas

Chef Oinky-Paul

## Plot

Betsy's dad gets in big trouble while Rachel Hart revives her boyfriend.

## Transcript

Darnell: Man, I can't believe that Lawson got eaten and chopped by the Piggy Choppers! I mean, cannibalism isn't the proper punishment! I know! I will call Go Piggy Go the N-Word!

At Go Piggy Go's house...

Go Piggy Go: What is it now?!

Darnell: You pigs just made the Piggy Choppers turn Lawson into meat!

Go Piggy Go: So what?!

Darnell: Cannibalism isn't a good enough punishment! You pigs should stop doing that to Lawson and his friends, you N\*\*\*\*\*!

Go Piggy Go: Hey! Don't say the N-Word! That's mean!

Darnell: Why should I, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Go Piggy Go: Insult us one more time and see what happens!

Darnell: Try me, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Go Piggy Go: That is it! We're going to give you a hard time!

Darnell: Not until you pigs can catch me first, N\*\*\*\*\*!

Go Piggy Go began to chase after Darnell, yelling angrily.

Go Piggy Go: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*! (Shouty's voice) Come back here, you obnoxious brat! We'll get you! We'll get maces and clubs to attack you with it!

Go Piggy Go ran back inside the house. Later, Rachel Hart went to the graveyard.

Rachel: I heard that Darnell is being chased by Go Piggy Go. He must have upset them. While this is happening, I'm going to revive my boyfriend.

Lawson is revived.

Lawson: Where am I?! Did I have another bad dream again?!

Rachel: Actually, I revived you. You were chopped by the Piggy Choppers.

Lawson: Rachel, thank you for reviving me. Now, I must go and tell my dad.

At Lawson's house...

Mr. Lawson: Erwin, thank Heavens you're back. Where were you?

Lawson: I was revived by my girlfriend.

Mr. Lawson: What?! Erwin, how dare you allow your girlfriend to revive you after you were melted down into meat?! You were supposed to be gone for good!

Lawson: Dad, look behind you.

Mr. Lawson: What is it?!

Go Piggy Go's voice: WE'LL MACE YOU FOR GOOD!

Mr. Lawson: Did you upset Go Piggy Go after you were revived by your girlfriend?

Lawson: I didn't upset them. Someone else must have done that.

Mr. Lawson: It must be Darnell Anderson from Betsy's Kindergarten Adventures. He must have upset Go Piggy Go after he called them the N-Word. I must get the police involved. As for you Erwin, you are grounded for 17 days. Go to your room now.

Lawson: Fine Dad.

After Lawson goes upstairs, Mr. Lawson calls the police.

Police Officer's voice: This is the police. How can I help you?

Mr. Lawson: This is Fred Lawson speaking. My son Erwin was revived by his girlfriend.

Police Officer's voice: How was he dead in the first place?

Mr. Lawson: He was turned into meat by Go Piggy Go. Now the pigs are chasing this innocent man with maces and clubs.

Police Officer's voice: I think you're seeing things.

Mr. Lawson: No Officer. I heard them from outside my house. They're trying to attack that man.

Police Officer's voice: They're trying to attack an innocent man just because they turned your son Erwin into meat?! I'm going to have a word with those pigs! Thanks for telling that Mr. Lawson! Goodbye!

Back with Darnell...

Darnell: Phew! That was close! I need to lay down.

Inside Go Piggy Go's house, Go Piggy Go picked up maces and clubs. Then they went out of the house, and they continued to chase after Darnell.

Darnell: Oh no! Go Piggy Go's going mad! They got a mace!

Go Piggy Go: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Darnell: I better get away before that those pigs kills me!

Go Piggy Go: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Go Piggy Go kept on chasing after Darnell.

Go Piggy Go: (Shouty's voice) I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!

Darnell: AAAAAARGH!

Darnell: They are getting as mad as Spinelli! Madman! Madman!

Go Piggy Go: (Shouty's voice) WHEN WE GET YOU, YOU'RE DONE! DO YOU HEAR US!! DONE!!! D-O-N-E! DONE! WHEN WE CALL THE COPS TO ARREST YOU, YOU'LL BE ROTTING IN JAIL FOR THIS! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR CALLING US THE N-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!

Darnell ran as fast as he could.

Go Piggy Go: (Shouty's voice) YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM US THIS TIME, YOU NAUGHTY BOY! STOP RIGHT THERE, SO WE CAN ATTACK YOU WITH MACES AND CLUBS AND BEAT YOU UP!

Darnell: Help! Help! Police, help! Save me! Madman! Madman! They are chasing me with a mace! Do something! Those pigs are going crazy! Stop those pigs before they get me! Do something, please! Before they kill me!

Then Darnell ran past the police officer, and the police officer halted Go Piggy Go.

Police Officer: Stop! Hey, what's going on!? What's the big idea chasing after that boy like that!?

Go Piggy Go: Wait?! How did you know?!

Police Officer: Fred Lawson told me on the phone that you were trying to attack an innocent man after you turned his son Erwin into meat!

Go Piggy Go: Hey! We had to turn that troublemaker into meat because of all of the bad things he has done! As for that guy, he keeps calling us the N-Word! Let us at him! Let us at him!

Police Officer: Hey, there's no need to chase after that boy like that! Where did you get the mace come from?

Go Piggy Go: Because he keeps calling me the N-Word! We had to use maces and clubs to chase after that brat because he keeps calling us the N-Word!

Police Officer: Hey! There's no need to do to that boy like that! I think you pigs need to put maces and clubs back in your house. Actually, I will get the guards to take it back to your house! There's no need to get angry or violent to that boy just because he keeps calling you pigs the N-Word!

Go Piggy Go: (Microsoft Sam's voice) He's right. Remain calm. Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. (Shouty's voice) LET US AT HIM! LET US AT HIM! LET US AT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

Police Officer: I'm afraid your rage is getting worse. You pigs have to go to the insane hospital for a while, that will calm you pigs down. All of you are getting mad and insane. Come with me now.

Go Piggy Go: Who will do my career?

Police Officer: No one! Since you've cannibalised Lawson and his friends too many times, the Piggy Chop Shop has to be...

Pause.

Police Officer: DEMOLISHED!

Go Piggy Go: What?! Demolished! It can't be!

Chef Oinky: Hey! What do you think you're doing to my pigs? You can't send them to the Insane Hospital!

Police Officer: Too bad, so sad! If they haven't chased that boy with clubs or cannibalised Lawson and his friends, this wouldn't have happened!

Chef Oinky: Then take me with them!

Police Officer: Okay.

Then the police officer took Go Piggy Go and Chef Oinky away and sent them to the insane hospital. Then Go Piggy Go, Chef Oinky and the police officer entered the insane hospital, and then the police officer showed them the ward.

Police Officer: This is the ward which is where you are staying. Stay there for a while, this is what you get for trying to attack a dad! No more cannibalising Lawson and his friends or turning them into meat! NEVER!

(The police officer shut the door and Go Piggy Go was upset as well as Chef Oinky)

Go Piggy Go: This is just great! Why do we have to turn the good guys into meat?! Why us?! (Bernard's voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Chef Oinky: I agree with all of you. I hope this teaches us a lesson.

At Betsy's house...

Daphne: Darnell, how dare you insult Go Piggy Go and call them the N-Word! You know calling anyone by the N-Word is racist! Thanks to you, Go Piggy Go and their choppers are going to lose their business!

Darnell: But Daphne, cannibalising other people and turning them into meat is not a good punishment!

Daphne: I don't care! Now everyone will miss Go Piggy Go thanks to you! You are grounded grounded grounded for 12 days! Go to your room now!

Darnell (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

At Rachel Hart's house...

Mr. Hart: Rachel, how dare you revive your boyfriend after he was turned into meat by the Piggy Choppers?! You know he was supposed to be dead! You are grounded grounded grounded for 15 days! Go to your room right now!

Rachel (running upstairs): Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa!

Lawson woke up and found himself in his room.

Lawson: Ah, what a dream. It's about being turned into meat by Go Piggy Go.

Then Lawson realised something.

Lawson: Wait a minute! It's just a dream! After all, getting turned into meat by Go Piggy Go, revived by my girlfriend and being scolded by my dad is just a dream!

Suddenly, Lawson heard his dad calling.

Lawson's dad's voice: Erwin, I got a call from TJ and the Gang! And they told me that you framed the Ashleys for armed robbery! Why did you do that?

Lawson: Oh no! I must confess to my dad now!