Bastard Loran

Drawn by Die-Rabbit

> *"IMMA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BITCH!"*
>  – Bastard Loran
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## Background

The scourge of the Edensphere and the truest of bastards, Bastard Loran is a middle aged man who got lucky and seduced a Goddess of the dark throne giving him limitless power and in repayment he would fuck the Goddess to death stealing the rest and then to express his strength even more would go about challenging all warriors such as fighting the might Mores and facing against Prism brawling to a complete standstill and going against the brave Falklore chipping his mighty blade the Being Slayer! Bastard Loran wears a hannya mask decorated with a large number of horns and wears nothing but slippers and a large jacket wrapped around his waist.

The Bastard Loran got the second name Anti-Heart from his boasting of jumping hundreds of eons in the future and facing off against the mighty Vor himself, he brawled with the mighty giant to a complete standstill in which Vor himself decided the Loran was and probably is the 3rd strongest entity he's faced and decided that it was best to wait till Loran had simply passed away. Whether this is true or not is unknown. Bastard Loran's Mask, the mark of a true bastard was forged from the bodies and carcasses of beings far mightier than himself allowing for him to weaken foes who are far stronger than himself and nullifies all powers rendering them useless against Loran and not only that, but thanks to his intimate relationship with the Goddess he killed his body was imbued with a impenetrable Essence rendering his very atoms indescribable as not even Elder Beings could manipulate his very structure. Bastard Loran is known for being cocky and has forced himself on hundreds of women, men and others alike as he finds himself unbeatable by no normal means or even extraordinary ones, a true menace to the balance of Eden however as cocky and immensely powerful Loran is he is simply a man and is still limited to a normal human life span as is his curse and so always lives life to its fullest fighting every single day as his daily workout is to storm the Tombs of Eden and Duke it out with they're finest, as strong as Loran is he also struggles with those who are stronger than himself hence his dying hatred towards figures such as Prism who deemed him "unimportant" and "Not worth fighting" making him Loran's main target which is why Loran isn't present in the EdenSphere, he's out searching for his rainbow punching bag.

## Profile

### Personality

Once a normal businessman; after his time down below his mental state took a turn for the worst. The Bastard Loran is a absolute monster, manipulator, liar, rapist, mass murder and even genocidal maniac. Only ever Rivaled by the Conduit of Injustice who he stalemated during his high rise.

The Bastard Loran is a loose cannon.

### Appearance

He wears a Hannya mask, has long red hair and sweat pants with flipflops. Including a sweater around his waist.

## Powers and Abilities

### The Anti-Heart Mask

The Anti-Heart mask debufss,nerfs,steals and renders the powers of Loran's foes useless. Some of these are...

* Punching Loran in the face while the mask is one will cause your base power and strength, to decrease by 10x what your base strength is.
* If the Bastard Loran shouts out "OMO-SA!!!"; it will cause the weight of the opponent to increase 1,000x for ever pump his hear and lungs give out.
* If the Bastard Loran shouted out "SUITCHI!!!"; it will cause the powers of the Bastard Loran and his opponent to switch, if he has no power at the time and still switches then his opponent will then combust into meat and flesh.
* If the Bastard Lorna is shot with a blast of any kind, the mask will deflect it and fire it back at the opponent from behind.

And there are hundreds of hundreds more.

### Pure Boxing Master

Bastard Loran knows how to fight/box very well.

### Hair Whip

His hair is useable as an attack in which he whips it at people so hard and quick it splits they're skulls and bones in two.

## Trivia/Facts

* Falklore and Bastard Loran have fought more times than Falklore has killed gods.
* The Bastard Loran is a menace to society
* The Bastard Loran can lift Thum's axe.
* The Bastard Loran sleeps/rapes and fights with women on a daily basis.
* The Bastard Loran is the only one to ever, EVER take a shit on the tree of Eden; he was caught the next day.