Abigail

But does anyone notice, there's a corpse in this bed?

### Affiliation

Sarahim, Fellas, HCU, Cubiverse, Furryring, Blueberry Mei Fan Club, Margo, Cult of Ravens, Dark Eden, JACOB, David, Paper Plates, The Three Little Justin Biebers, Deez Nuts

## Appearances

### Debut

October 17, 2019

**Abigail** is a confirmed Flavor Town Major and Flavor Town Mod and unconfirmed Flavor Town Admin. Abigail is the secret, de facto leader of Flavor Town (à la Emperor Norton), far surpassing Ron and Garrett's power. Abigail has been described by Ron as "an evil crow bearing a message, presumed to be from the evil king advising you to do evil things. but secretly, the crow wrote the messages. and abby is the crow."

She is also a character and is under multiple pending CIA investigations for but not limited to:

- Mass murder

- Armed robbery

- Treason

- Assassinations

- Conspiracy

- Fraud

- Reckless driving

- Property damage

- Blackmail

- Larceny

- The Corn Syrup Incident

-  The Dick in a Slinky Incident

## Lifespan (2001 - 2015)

Abigail was born in a tree in Oregon in 2001.

## Thousand-Year Reign of Blood (2019 - Present)

On October 17, 2019, Eli wrought Armageddon upon Flavor Town by opening the front gate and letting Abigail in. Her first words, *"why they sell horses with lil dick n nuts at target"* was an ancient Squirrel-Tongue curse which banished Garrett to a millennium of hellfire and suffering.

After that, Abigail did not do much. Her biggest achievements were leaving the server as a bargaining chip to create the Chimp Channel and beating Furry Feet to get Boobs. Every day, she owns and pwns every Flavor Town member ever, and it makes them all very jealous and angry. She cannot be stopped, since she has lightning powers and an IQ of over 10. Her power source is a shrine deep underground in Newark, NJ powered by roses and blood and and the soul of Garrett's Past Life and a cassette copy of Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge.

Here is a demonstration of Abigail's powers:

## Marriage (2021 - 2022)

On October 30, 2021, Margo asked out Abigail. Aww!

And then they lived happily ever after fighting bad guys. They eat cake and more.

## April 13, 2022 (2022)

Today, April 13, 2022, a date that will live in infamy, the Flavor Town Hog server was suddenly and deliberately attacked by Dick in a Slinky forces of Abigail.

Previously, Jesse became obsessed with saying the word "Hog" in any sentence and Abigail's patience gradually diminished, when every time she offered her hog Jesse would promptly refuse the offer. On the night of April 12, as part of a protest because Ron would not make a hog posting channel, Connor created the Flavor Town Hog server, which consisted of the members Connor, Jesse, Brian, Eli, and Walter.

Reaching a boiling point of Jesse's indecisiveness, Abigail slept on it and in the morning asked Ron of the extent of the Alien Tort Statute of Flavor Town in relation to the Flavor Town Hog server.

> " 'Flavor Town Hogs' has no official affiliation with Flavor Town and the usage of the name "Flavor Town" within the former servers name is a violation of FTs namesake
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> fallout shelter, refugee camp, ft d&d, and collapse are all official Flavor Town subservers and fall within my jurisdiction
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> additionally: any Flavor Town officials (eg mods, admins, distincted memebers, etc) or citizens spotted in any non-official FT server are most likely acting of their own accord and do not represent Flavor Town "
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Pre-ordained by the word of God and knowing she could never be sued for giving Jesse what he wants, Abigail promptly entered the Flavor Town Hog server, posted her dick in a slinky, and left.

She posted both a flaccid and a hard image. She didn't know which Hog was more preferable in the Flavor Town Hog community, so she posted both. Unfortunately, she couldn't send the video of her taking the slinky off her dick because it was too large and was an un-boosted file upload limits, even if the video is kinda funny because it swings around and around and then pops off after the last few rings.

The Flavor Town Hog server was then subsequently deleted and no one spoke of Hog again.

## June 10, 2022 (2022)

On June 10, 2022, Abigail after 3+ years of constantly nagging Garrett and Ron, a CS:GO match between Sam and Jesse to win Abby mod, Jesse at one point giving Abby mod for about two seconds which was promptly removed because Ron didn't like Abby engaging in a moderation discussion, then Abby going for a second resurgence of campaigning for mod, Abigail finally got mod. Yippee!