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Crimes of the Hearth

**"Crimes of the Hearth"** is the ninth episode of the fourth season, and seventy-seventh episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson.*

Directed by Bill Foster, the episode originally aired on December 10th, 1982.

## Synopsis

When Benson's new condo is burglarized, he has a hard time catching the crooks and getting law enforcement and witnesses to cooperate.

## Trivia

* Officer Grimsby was played by George Murdock, who would later appear in the Star Trek franchise; an actor in a long list of actors who appeared on the sitcom and later played in Star Trek.
* This episode marks the last appearance of Barney Martin as Frank Cooper.

## Cultural References

* Officer Grimsby refers to Officer Marshall as the mystery character, *Nancy Drew.*
* Frank references the CBS drama series, *Lou Grant**.*
* Pete mentions a guy in a van who sells stuffed animals and Elvis rugs.

## Quotes

* **Officer Marshall:** Do you have any photos of the stolen items?
* **Benson:** Yeah, I keep a scrapbook. My appliances: the early years.

* **Benson:** Do you guys have any plans to go looking for this thief?
* **Officer Marshall:** Of course we do, Mr. DuBois.
* **Officer Grimsby:** Sure, looking is easy, finding is tougher, conviction; next to impossible.
* **Benson:** Well Officer Grimsby, with that attitude, why do you bother to show up?
* **Officer Grimsby:** Public relations.

* **Pete:** You got to protect yourself!
* **Denise:** How, Pete?
* **Pete:** Well, first of all, you should have a sign in front of your door that says you have an alarm system.
* **Benson:** \*chuckles\* That's first on your list? A sign?
* **Pete:** I'm telling you, it discourages people from stealing.
* **Denise:** Well, where do you get a sign like that?
* **Pete:** I just grabbed one off a neighbor's lawn.

* **Officer Marshall:** Wait a minute, George, that mustards an identifying mark, we have a case.
* **Officer Grimsby:** Do you know how many television sets there are with mustard on them in the United States?

* **Frank:** Benson, come on. What if this poor guy just happened to fall on hard times? I mean, I don't have to tell you about the shape of the economy at this time. What if he's never done anything bad in his life before this? Are you willing to accept that responsibility? What if he's got a family that's going hungry? A sick mother in a home? A daughter who one day dreams about being a ballet dancer? What then, Benson? What then?
* **Benson:** Well, after we convict him, we turn his story into a Christmas special.
Home For Christmas

**"Home For Christmas"** is the thirteenth episode of the sixth season, and one hundred and twenty-fifth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by Bill Foster, the episode originally aired on December 21st, 1984.

## Synopsis

While unconscious after an accident, Benson dreams about Christmas with his deceased mother, Lois DuBois, and reconsiders his value at the mansion after seeing life without him.

## Trivia

* This episode marks the last appearance of Benson's mother, Lois.
* The episode travels 7 years into the future, taking place in the year 1991.

## Accolades

* The episode won an Emmy at the 1985 Primetime Emmy Awards, marking the only episode of the series to win an Emmy award.

## Cultural References

* The episode itself, revolves around the holiday of Christmas.
* The episode uses the plot of the 1947 film, *It's a Wonderful Life*, a commonly used trope for Christmas based episodes in American television. Benson later indirectly references the film by stating that he once saw a movie with Jimmy Stewart where they traveled 10 years into the future.
* Benson mentions the series, *The Love Boat*.
* Lois states that she plays card games with the late musician, Duke Ellington, in Heaven.
* Clayton acts as the character, *Dick Dastardly,* from the cartoon, *Wacky Races*.
* Benson sings *O Little Town of Bethlehem.*
* Benson states "Beam us up, mama" when he wants to go back up to heaven after seeing life without him. The phrase "Beam me up" originates from the *Star Trek* franchise, which *Benson* has some connections with.

## Quotes

* **Katie:** Merry Christmas, Clayton.
* **Clayton:** Well a ho, ho, ho, and a merry Christmas to you too, Katie. Santa Claus will soon be here with gifts for all the little girls and boys.
* **Katie:** Clayton, do you know how old I am?
* **Clayton:** I don't know, 11?
* **Katie:** I'm almost 15. Fifteen year olds don't believe in Santa Clause. They believe in powder blue turbo charged Trans Ams with a hunk at the wheel.

* **Benson:** Clayton became governor? Who was he running against? A Lizard?

* **Benson:** What's wrong with her?
* **Lois:** She got off at the wrong exit on the interstate of life.

* **Mrs. Cassidy:** Oh, that Benson was cutie. So much like the late Mr. Cassidy, And he's more like him now.
Checkmate

**"Checkmate"** is the eighteenth episode of the first season, and eighteenth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by Tony Mordente, the episode originally aired on February 7th, 1980.

## Synopsis

An eleven-year-old chess prodigy, Alexei (played by Meeno Peluce) visits the Governor's Mansion but the young Russian is tired of being show-cased everywhere and asks Katie to hide him from his caregivers.

The Soviets, however, begin to threaten war, underclaims that the staff has kidnapped the boy.

## Cultural References

* When Katie asks who is it at her door, Benson replies "It's Reverend Ike, time to pray!" Reverend Ike was an American minister and Evangelist who was heavily mentioned in pop culture in the 70's.

## Quotes

* **Petrov:** In Soviet Union, we do everything at an early age.
* **Marcy:** Really? You must be burnt out by now.

* **Petrov** I officially protest that you have the boy in this house!
* **Governor:** Now you know that's not true.
* **Petrov:** I know nothing!
* **Benson:** Well at least you know that much.
Old School Ties

**"Old School Ties"** is the ninth episode of the second season, and thirty-third episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

The episode was directed by John Rich and originally aired on January 16th, 1981.

## Synopsis

Libby, the Governor's sister (played by Dorothy Green), thinks that Katie should be sent to a boarding school, a decision that Katie disagrees with. The staff is crushed, however, when Gene takes his sister's advice.

## Trivia

* This episode marks the first, and only, appearance of Governor Gatling's sister, Libby.

## Cultural References

* Katie states that she wants a Yo-Yo. Yo-Yo's were enjoying a resurgence of popularity at this time period.
* Benson mentions the phrase, and book, *Why Johnny Can't Read.*
* The Governor states that David Hartman was interviewing Barbara Walters on television, but then retracts the statement stating that it could've been the other way around. He then states that by the time they were done it was too late for him to go jogging. Both David and Barbara, were both popular TV personalities and both hosted daytime television at one point in their careers.

## Quotes

* **Clayton:** Most people would've had the decency to leave us alone.
* **Benson:** Why would I wanna be alone with you?
* **Clayton:** I mean Libby.
* **Benson:** Why would I wanna be alone with Libby?
* **Clayton:** No, no, Libby and I alone.
* **Benson:** Why would Libby wanna be alone with you?

* **Clayton:** I don't know why I'm discussing this with you, Benson. You couldn't possibly understand people like us.
* **Benson:** You mean white people?
* **Clayton:** No Benson, I mean people with culture and social grace.
* **Benson:** Oh, you mean stuck up white people?

* **Katie:** Benson, legally you've set a precedent.
* **Benson:** Legally? Precedent? When did you become a lawyer?
Make War, Not Love

**"Make War, Not Love"** is the twelfth episode of the sixth season, and one hundred twenty-fourth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by Katherine Helmond, the episode originally aired on December 14th, 1984.

## Synopsis

While acting governor, Benson's attendance at a Pacific Islands trade conference unknowingly sets off two nations' declarations of war.

## Trivia

* President Voorhies was played by Peter Elbing, who has previously made an appearance in the Season 4 Finale, "Love in a Funny Phase", as the waiter.
* Eunice was played by Julie Payne, who's notable for her various voice roles in the *Garfield* since the mid 80's. She's likely best known for her role as Dr. Liz Wilson in the franchise whom she's presumed the role of since 1989. Additionally, Julie also portrayed Cheryl's mother on the long running Larry David sitcom, *Curb Your Enthusiasm.*

## Cultural References

* Kraus introduces Benson at the trade conference by shouting "Heeeeeeere's Benny!" with Benson replying by referring to Kraus as 'Ed McMouth'. This is in reference to announcer, Ed McMahon's famous, "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" opening for The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson.
* Mrs. Cassidy states that there isn't a Ralph Nader for the barn owls.

## Quotes

* **Kraus:** What do you think I should wear to the reception?
* **Benson:** Kraus, I'm very busy. I don't have time to insult you.
* **Kraus:** Sure. I understand. Now that you're a big shot, you don't have time for the little people.
* **Benson:** Okay. Wear something with a hood.
* **Kraus:** Thank you. I needed that.

* **Clayton:** I distinctively remember telling you to delete St. Matthews from the list because I was inviting San Lucas!
* **Kraus:** Oh, you didn't say such thing!
* **Clayton:** I sent you a memo!
* **Kraus:** Well, everybody throws your memos away.
* **Clayton:** No they don't!?
* **Benson:** Yes we do.

* **Clayton:** How does it feel to be such an incompetent?
* **Benson:** Like I walked a mile in your shoes.

* **Kraus:** That was good, Benson. I'm very impressed.
* **Clayton:** I've seen worse.
* **Benson:** You've done worse.
The Bucks Stop Here

**"The Bucks Stop Here"** is the seventeenth episode of the seventh season, and one hundred and fifty-third episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson.*

Directed by Bill Foster, the episode originally aired on March 1st, 1986.

## Synopsis

Clayton fears the loss of his inheritance when his father, Whitey Endicott (played by Stephen Elliott), announces his engagement to a younger woman, Darlene Montgomery (played by Shawn Ora Engemann).

## Trivia

* This episode marks the final appearance of Stephen Elliot as Whitey Endicott.
* Darlene was played by Shawn 'Engemann' Southwick, an actress who made various appearances on TV throughout the 80's and 90's, including an appearance on the fellow *Witt/Thomas* sitcom, *Empty Nest*. Shawn was also the wife of American TV and Radio host, Larry King until his death in 2021.
* The tag scene is removed from syndication.

## Cultural References

* The Governor uses "Jiminy Crickets" as an expression.
* Benson refers to Clayton as Bonzo, the chimp, when he's eating a banana.
* Benson sings the Harry Belafonte song, "Day O" when Whitey Endicott punishes Clayton.
* Benson and Aunt Carney perform the tune, "Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes".

## Quotes

* **Kraus:** Darlene was just telling us that she flies.
* **Clayton:** Oh. Do you do stunts?

* **Clayton:** Statistically, rich people live longer than poor people.
* **Benson:** Yeah, but the good news is that when your poor it seems longer.

* **Mrs. Cassidy:** The late Mr. Cassidy loved bananas. He used to say, "A banana a day, keeps the doctor away."
* **Clayton:** I believe that's apples.
* **Mrs. Cassidy:** A banana a day keeps the apples away? You are losing it, pal.

* **Benson:** You have my sympathies.
* **Clayton:** I don't need your sympathies, I need my father's money.

* **Benson:** Don't do anything stupid. Let me rephrase that. Don't do anything, stupid.

* **Kraus:** I have to take a lipstick stain out of Darlene's dress.
* **Clayton:** Darlene's dress. Is that Darlene's dress?
* **Kraus:** No. It's the world's largest doily.
God, I Need This Job

**"God, I Need This Job"** is the third episode of the fifth season, and ninety-third episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by Bill Foster, the episode originally aired on September 30th, 1983.

## Synopsis

After two of Benson's bills get shot down by the committee, the staff starts to worry about his well-being.

Meanwhile, the ghost of Jessica Tate (played by Katherine Helmond) visits Benson at the mansion, needing to do a good deed in order to get into heaven.

## Trivia

* The episode features the last appearance of Jessica Tate, and acts a continuation of her story arc from *Soap.*
* Jessica and the Governor both reference Jessica's last appearance in the Season 4 finale of *Soap.*
* The scene with Katie in the kitchen with Benson and Kraus are cut out of syndication edits, likely due to time constraints.
* The episode reveals the possibility that Jessica didn't die in the *Soap* finale, but was put in a coma.
* The score at the end of the episode features an excerpt from the theme song of *Soap*.

## Cultural Reference

* Jessica states that heaven looks like the MGM Grand, the largest single hotel and casino in the US, located on the Las Vegas Strip in Paradise, Nevada.
* Katie mentions the Los Angeles Angels baseball team.
* Kraus refers to Benson as "Looney Tunes".

## Quotes

* **Clayton:** Benson, Benson, calm down, its just politics.
* **Benson:** It's not just politics Clayton. Its people suffering!
* **Clayton:** Uh, that's what politics is.

* **Jessica:** Well, it all started when I filled out this application for heaven.
* **Benson:** Application? I suppose there is a written exam too?
* **Jessica:** And a credit check.

* **Clayton:** Just a minute, Benson. We're all on the same side.
* **Benson:** I am not on your side, Clayton. You've been against this bill from the beginning.
* **Clayton:** I was being pragmatic. I was playing devil's advocate.
* **Benson:** We know. He's had you on retainer for quite some time.

* **Jessica:** Benson, what can I do for a good deed?
* **Benson:** How about feeding all the hungry of the world?
* **Jessica:** See, you think you're so smart. I'm not allowed to do that because that would be considered divine intervention and man is supposed to solve that problem.
* **Benson:** Fat chance, how about world peace.
* **Jessica:** Man.
* **Benson:** Racial harmony?
* **Jessica:** Definitely man.
* **Benson:** Well, what in the world do they handle up there, lost luggage?
Lois DuBois

Elaine (Daughter)

Home For Christmas

**Lois DuBois** (played by Beah Richards) was the mother of Benson DuBois on the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

## About Lois

Lois DuBois was married to an unnamed husband and gave birth to four sons and two daughters in Baltimore. Her husband would pass away, leaving her eldest son, Benson DuBois, to assist in raising the rest of her children.

Lois would pass away in 1981 during a visit to her son, Benson. She was buried in Baltimore.

## Trivia

* She once went on a tour of Jerusalem
* She was religious, and was depicted as going to Heaven in the episode, "Home For Christmas".

## Quotes

* "Anybody who calls you up on the phone and tries to sell you something, is afraid to look you in the eye."
* "I have six children, and five of them lovely families."
* "All God ever asks of anybody is a little faith, and when you consider the reward, that's a very easy thing."
Benson In Love

"**Benson in Love**" is the fourth episode of the first season, and fourth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by Peter Baldwin, the episode originally aired on October 4th, 1979.

## Synopsis

Benson falls in love with, and later proposes to, Senator Francine Wade (played by Beverly Todd), who isn't too keen on the idea of being married.

## Trivia

* Robert Guillaume (Benson) and Beverly Todd would both later land roles in the 1989 film, *Lean On Me*.
* Senator Wade states that Governor Gatling had inherited a lot of problems, with Benson replying sarcastically, "You know the family?" This is a reference to his recent past job with the Tate family on the parent series, *Soap.*
* This episode features the first mention of the restaurant, *Smitty's*.
* Benson mentions his brothers and sisters for the first time in this episode. Some of which, would be shown later on throughout the series.
* Clips of Kraus and the Governor from this episode are used in the opening sequences from Season 1 through Season 5

## Cultural References

* Taylor and Kraus both mention the 34th President of the US, Dwight Eisenhower, and his position as a General during WWII.
* Kraus mentions the brand, and mascot, Betty Crocker.
* Kraus references the fairytale *The Princess and the Frog*.

## Quotes

* **Senator Wade:** I think the Governor's running a little behind schedule.
* **Benson:** Not to mention the 20th Century.

* **Benson:** Marcy, who is she?
* **Marcy:** Senator Wade.
* **Benson:** Senator Wade? Well if her first name isn't Senator, I just have embarrassed myself.
* **Marcy:** Her first name is Francine. What'd you do?
* **Benson:** I asked her for a date.
* **Marcy:** So what'd she say "no"?
* **Benson:** Well She didn't say "no", she didn't say "yes" either.
* **Marcy**: That alone should've told you she was a politician.

* **Kraus:** Halt! What are you doing here?
* **Governor:** I live here.

* **Taylor**: You're angry?
* **Benson:** Skipped angry. Went straight to rage.

* **Kraus:** The cookies are gone? You ate the Governor's cookies!? His favorites! Everyday he is saying, "Gretchen, where are my cookies?" And now finally I bake them and you eat them all up? He is going to think I did not want to make them for him. He is going to blame me. After all my work. After all the ways I try to please him, and no matter how hard I try, it is never enough. He is going to be furious!
* **Governor:** Smells delicious. Where are the cookies?
* **Kraus:** You want cookies? Call Betty Crocker!

* **Governor**: She was married at the time, but separated and then her husband died. Oh poor fella, he was in Africa taking pictures of elephants. His last shot was a beauty.
Rivals

**"Rivals"** is the fourteenth episode of the second season, and thirty-eighth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by John Rich, the episode originally aired on February 27th, 1981.

## Synopsis

The staff gets together to make Kraus's bluffs a reality when she tells a visiting childhood nemesis, Trudi (played by Marian Mercer) that she's married to the Governor.

Meanwhile, Katie struggles with practice for her orchestra performance.

## Trivia

* Benson mentions planning a date with a woman named, Linda, something that would recur in the Season 6 episode, "Double Date", meaning that it could've been the same woman.
* The Governor's deceased wife, Olivia Barnett, is referred to indirectly as "Mrs. Gatling".
* Trudi was played by Marian Mercer, best known for her role as Bebe on the fellow *Witt/Thomas* sitcom, *It's a Living*. She would also make an appearance in the Season 6 episode, "Made in Hong Kong".

## Cultural References

* Trudi mentions that her flight is on the way to *Disneyland*.
* Clayton mentions the *Mad Hatter* from *Alice in Wonderland.*
* The Governor mentions German politician, Willy Brandt.

## Quotes

* **Clayton:** That's absurd. You don't take Peter to a prestigious luncheon like that.
* **Marcy:** Clayton, there's nothing wrong with taking Pete.
* **Clayton:** Please. He could eat yesterday's lunch. It's still on his tie.

* **Kraus:** Katie, if you don't really play, it won't be fair to the other children.
* **Katie:** But if I do play, it won't be fair to the audience.

* **Trudi:** Funny. You don't look like a governor.
* **Benson as "Governor":** Yes, yes. I know what you mean. But lucky for me, most of the voters don't agree with you.
* **Kraus as "First Lady":** \*laughs\* He has such a wonderful sense of humor, that's one of the reasons I married him.
* **Benson as "Governor":** Tell her the other reasons, dear.
James Noble

Dallas, Texas, U.S.

**James Wilkes Noble** (March 5, 1922 – March 28, 2016) was an American actor, best known for his portrayal of sweet-natured, dense, naive Governor Eugene X. Gatling on ABC's 1979–1986 sitcom *Benson*.

## Life and career

Noble was born in Dallas, Texas, the son of Lois Frances (née Wilkes) and Ralph Byrne Noble. He studied acting and engineering at Southern Methodist University before leaving to serve in the United States Navy during World War II.

Returning from the war, Noble studied acting under Lee Strasberg and made appearances in Broadway theatre, and his television career started in soap operas, such as *The Brighter Day*, *As the World Turns*, *The Doctors* and *A World Apart*.

His big screen roles included: Reverend John Witherspoon in the film version of the Broadway musical *1776* (1972); assorted roles as doctors in films such as *One Summer Love* (1976), *10* (1979) and *Promises in the Dark* (1979); Kaufman, the president's chief of staff, in *Being There* (1979); Father O'Flanagan in the comedy sequel *Airplane II: The Sequel* (1982); Sinclair in *A Tiger's Tale* (1987); Chief Wilkins in the comedy *Paramedics* (1988) and Dr. Bailey in *Chances Are* (1989). He was also the spokesman in various commercials for Pepto-Bismol in the 1970s.

Noble played the father of Larry Appleton in the 1980s sitcom *Perfect Strangers* (TV series). In 2005, he co-founded Open the Gate Pictures with actress Colleen Murphy, and produced and starred in the short film *Glacier Bay*, which won several awards at film festivals in the United States. Noble played the live-action version of Archie Comics character Hiram Lodge in the movie *Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again* (1990).

## Personal life

Noble was married to actress Carolyn Coates from 1956 until her death in 2005. They had one child, a daughter.

Noble had lived with his family in Leonia, New Jersey before moving to California in 1980.

## Death

Noble died on March 28, 2016 at the age of 94. A spokesman for Noble's family said that the actor had suffered a stroke the week before his death.

## External links

* James Noble at IMDb
* James Noble (Aveleyman)
Benson's Army Reunion

**"Benson's Army Reunion"** is the seventh episode of the fourth season, and seventy-fifth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by Bill Foster, the episode originally aired on November 26, 1982.

## Synopsis

When Benson holds an army reunion, envy surfaces among on of the attendees when another attendee, Kim (played by Alvin Ing), a former Korean POW, has become a wealthy, multi-millionaire, business man.

## Trivia

* Kim was played by singer and actor, Alvin Ing, who was best known for his roles on *Stir Crazy* and the 2014 Rupert Wyatt film, *The Gambler*, which also featured George Kennedy; who also guest starred on *Benson* in the two part Season 7 special, "Reel-Murder".

## Cultural References

* The episode revolves around the subject of war and conflicts of veterans.
* When Clayton states that a skunk is more accurately known as Mephitis, Benson calls Clayton Marlin Perkins, the host of the American documentary program, *Wild Kingdom.*
* Danny and Benson reference the opening to the series, *The Twilight Zone.*

## Quotes

* **Benson:** There's nothing more dangerous than a pregnant woman with credit cards.

* **Jay:** Can I use your phone?
* **Benson:** Can I send you the bill?

* **Kim:** Where I got my money, that's where I spend my money!

* **Danny:** What's this thing written on?
* **Kim:** Army-issued toilet paper.
* **Benson:** No wonder it lasted so long.

* **Denise:** Who's the blonde guy? He's adorable.
* **Pete:** Big deal. I could be blonde.
* **Benson:** Yeah, but could you be adorable?
Steven Peterman

**Steven Peterman** is an American television producer, screenwriter, and actor. He would portray two characters on the ABC sitcom, *Benson;* El Gato/Mr. Ludwig in the Season 1 episode "Power Play" and Yale Whitney in the Season 6 episode, "Hello, We Must Be Going".

His other credits include, *Square Pegs*, *Family Ties*, *Murphy Brown*, *Suddenly Susan*, *Becker*, the second season of *W.I.T.C.H.* and *Hannah Montana*. He is an Emmy winner in the category of Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series for the *Murphy Brown* episode "Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle All the Way".
R.J. Colleary

Montclair, New Jersey, U.S.

**R.J. "Bob" Colleary** (born August 26, 1957 in Montclair, New Jersey) is an American television producer and writer.

Colleary was a part of the production and writing team on the ABC sitcom, *Benson,* throughout the entirety of the show's seven year run.

## Career

Television series for which he wrote included *Touched by an Angel*, *Promised Land*, *The Hogan Family*, *Saved by the Bell*, *The Facts of Life*, *Night Court*, *It's a Living*, *The Golden Girls*, *Benson*, *Gimme a Break!*, *Love, Sidney*, *M\*A\*S\*H*, *Barney Miller*, *A.E.S. Hudson Street*, and *The Fairly OddParents*.

He won the 1980 Primetime Emmy Award for his television writing for his work on *Barney Miller*.

### Retirement

Colleary retired from television writing at age 46.

## External Links

* R.J. Colleary at IMDb
* R.J. Colleary at Wikipedia
Mid-Life Cowboy

**"Mid-Life Cowboy"** aka **"Mid-Life Crisis"** is the nineteenth episode of the sixth season, and one hundred and thirty-first episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by Gary Brown, the episode originally aired on February 15th, 1985.

## Synopsis

A depressed Governor Gatling wants to turn his Arizona dude ranch vacation into a retirement, much to the staff's, and his daughter's, disapproval.

## Trivia

* This episode is one of the only episodes with an alternative name.
	+ The name itself is a play on the 1969 film, *Midnight Cowboy*.
* Bernard was played by Max Wright who would go on to be best known for his role as Willie Tanner on the Sci-fi sitcom, *ALF* two years later.

## Cultural References

* Benson refers to Kraus as Trigger the Horse.
* The Governor sings the cowboy tune, "*Home on the Range"*.
* Kraus states that she feels like sharpshooter, Annie Oakley.
* Benson mistakes the Governor request to be called Gene for *'The Singing Cowboy'* Gene Autry.
* The Governor mentions the Marlboro Man, the Marlboro cigarettes mascot, after lighting a fire with a lighter.
* Benson states that everybody would be a Michael Jackson look alike if every kid fulfilled their childhood dream.
* The Governor mentions actor Gary Cooper.
* The Governor mentions Kit Carson, Wild Bill Hickok, and Wyatt Earp when looking at the stars; stating that he wonders what they were thinking.
	+ Benson replies by stating they were thinking the same things that they are and lists off "Why am I here? What's it all about? Will the Redskins win this year?" with Redskins simultaneously referring to the, then, NFL football team on Benson's part, and the Native "Indian" Americans on the part of the Western icons.

## Quotes

* **Benson:** Stop it. I've only been governor a week and you've been arguing the entire time.
* **Clayton:** Benson, you can end this dispute by simply exercising the powers of the office.
* **Benson:** Okay, Clayton. You're fired.

* **Bernard:** All the guests at our dude ranch always choose a cowboy name for the duration of their stay. So, how about Lucky?
* **Benson:** If I was lucky I wouldn't be here.
* **Bernard:** Wild Bill?
* **Benson:** I wasn't planning on having that good a time.
* **Bernard:** Rusty?
* **Benson:** Well, I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.

* **Katie:** You know, Benson. I'm depending on you. Everyone's depending on you. The whole state is depending on you.
* **Benson:** How come I can't just ride off into the sunset like them white guys?

* **Bernard:** All right. Everybody saddle up. We're--- We're creating a posse.
* **Benson:** What is it?
* **Kraus:** It's a group of men who get together and look for somebody.

* **Benson:** Why rub two sticks together when you can buy a 49 cent lighter?
Beauty and the Beef

**"Beauty and the Beef"** is the eighteenth episode of the fifth season, and one hundred and eighth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by Bill Foster, the episode originally aired on February 3rd, 1984.

## Synopsis

When Benson is appointed a judge for the Miss Capitol City Beauty Pageant, Clayton and The Governor try to sway his vote.

Meanwhile, Kraus gets involved in a complicated romance with the water boy, Buck.

## Trivia

* This episode would pan out to be the highest rated of the season, earning a Nielsen rating of 19.6.
* Tawny was played by American beauty queen, actress, and television personality, Jineane Ford who held the title of Miss USA 1980.

## Cultural References

* Benson mumbles the Popeye Theme Song when the beauty pageant contestants enter his office.
* Benson mentions Dear Abby.
* Benson mentions the 1981-1982 US Secretary of State, Alexander Haig.

## Quotes

* **Benson:** You know, I've always thought of you as a jerk. But I see I'll have to revise my opinion. You're a weasel.
* **Clayton:** Fine! Fine! Ruin my midlife.
* **Benson:** You don't have a midlife.

* **Kraus:** I think Buck likes me. And I like him, but we are from two different worlds.
* **Benson:** Yeah, Buck's from Earth.

* **Governor:** Listen, Benson, I had a really interesting thought. If I had died in the war, I wouldn't be governor today.

* **Pete:** Now Tawny, here's your question. How would you achieve world peace?
* **Tawny:** Thank you, Pete. I think we could achieve world peace if people of all nations would just hold hands. Because if you're holding somebody's hand, you can't be holding a gun.
* **Benson:** Makes as much sense as anything Alexander Haig ever said.

* **Benson:** You wanted me to sway this contest in favor of Estelle. I expect that sort of thing from Clayton, but not from you.
* **Governor:** I'm like Clayton? That's really a low blow.

* **Kraus:** You know something, Benson, it's ironic, you are the only man I've ever been able to open up to, to share my private thoughts with. And yet, I don't really like you.
Down the Drain

**"Down the Drain"** is the sixth episode of the fifth season, and ninety-sixth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by Bill Foster, the episode originally aired on October 28th, 1983.

## Synopsis

Ernie Pulaski (played by Jack O'Leary), the Governor's Mansion plumber, is a crotchety old man. When Benson asks him to fix the sink at his own place the day before a bill celebration however, Ernie is still there - but dead.

## Trivia

* The plot for this episode was later retooled and reused on the fellow *Witt/Thomas* sitcom, *The Golden Girls,* in 1986 for the Season 2 episode, "It's a Miserable Life". Sharing similar scenes and dialogue, both episodes were written by Barry Fanaro and Mort Nathan respectively.
* Actor Jack Somack, known for the famous 'Spicy Meatball' Alka-Seltzer ad, was originally meant to play the part of Ernie Pulaski, but ironically passed out while rehearsing on set. He was later picked up by paramedics and passed away the following day.

## Cultural References

* The Governor and Clayton sing the Frank Sinatra song, *Yes Sir, That's My Baby* when they enter Benson's home.
* The funereal director introduces himself with "Guy Kissinger, no relation."; no relation being in reference to the former U.S Secretary of State; Henry Kissinger.
* Benson mentions *Superman.*

## Accolades

* The episode was nominated for 2 Emmy Awards

## Quotes

* **Denise:** I think I have a recipe for Popoi!
* **Governor:** Oh boy, Popoi

* **Ernie:** I don't make excuses for what I am. My philosophy is; Hey! who cares what you think?

* **Katie:** Hey everybody, what's going on?
* **Benson:** We we're just talking about Ernie, the plumber.
* **Katie:** You mean the really nasty guy that hates kids?
* **Governor:** He died, sweetheart.
* **Katie:** Oh. Did somebody kill him?

* **Benson:** You see, he died when he-
* **Guy Kissinger (Funereal Director):** Oh, excuse me, we don't like to use words like 'die' around here. The modern funeral home has gotten rid of all that morbid death stuff.
* **Benson:** But you guys do still burry people?
* **Guy Kissinger:** That's really an outdated term, we like to think it's our job to help the deceased enter another room.
* **Benson:** Mhm, would you mind pointing that room out to me, I don't wanna wonder in there by mistake.

## References

1. https://www.nytimes.com/1983/09/01/obituaries/no-headline-136747.html
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrFdx-LtXUw&t=251s
John Taylor

*"If you don't say anything, you can't offend anyone." - John Taylor*

**John Taylor** (played by David Hedison; Lewis J. Stadlen) was the chief of staff in the Governor's Mansion and was one of the main characters during Season 1 of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

## About Taylor

### Before Politics

Taylor was born into a wealthy family, inheriting the money of his relatives. As an adult, Taylor would serve in special services in the Korean War; stating that he was in the dance band that led Fort Dix.

### At the Mansion

Following his service, Taylor would pursue a career in the world of politics. In 1979, Taylor would become chief of staff under the newly elected, Governor Eugene Gatling. That same year, Taylor, an already experienced politician, decided to resign from his executive position and made a run for public office as a Representative. With the campaign slogan, *'Not Since Lincoln',* John's run was a failure and he would reprise his position as chief of staff.

In 1980, his position would be proceeded by Clayton Runnymede Endicott III.

## Relationships

Taylor was generally perceived as self-seeking by the rest of the staff; often disregarding emotions in tense situations, in interest of maintaining a dignified public image on himself, and the administration.

Marcy, the Governor's secretary, on more than one occasion, would verbally squabble with Taylor concerning his principles. Benson, the head of the household, had a particular vendetta against Taylor, taking a significant lack of likening to his self-centered political schemes. Governor Gatling himself, however, had a trust with Taylor, more so than any of his staff, allowing Taylor's political knowledge to assist him during his first term.

Despite the amount of hostility however, the staff respected Taylor as a worker in The Mansion; even welcoming him back following his failed run for public office.

## Trivia

* Taylor was originally played by David Hedison in the pilot. He had this to say regarding the role: "Before I left for Europe [to film ffolkes] I did a television pilot for a new TV series called Benson, starring Robert Guillaume. I was never particularly excited about it, unfortunately, as I didn't think I'd enjoy the role I had week after week. At any rate, the pilot sold and will be on the Fall ABC Schedule following Laverne and Shirley - but I will not be in it!"

## Quotes

* "If you don't say anything, you can't offend anyone."
* "I am a politician. Don't you think I know a cover up when I see one?"
* "Beavers don't vote."
Pete the Hero

**"Pete the Hero"** is the seventeenth episode of the third season, and sixty-third episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

Directed by John Rich, the episode originally aired on March 19th, 1982.

## Synopsis

Pete borrows Benson's car and ends up preventing a robbery while damaging the vehicle in the process. When Benson seeks compensation however, he gets into a hassle with the technicalities of his insurance policy.

Meanwhile, Clayton is prepping for an Executive 10K Race, but his exercises, and outfits, are getting reactions from all the staff.

## Trivia

* This was the last episode to feature a credit from author, Russ Woody.

## Cultural References

* Benson makes a reference to the opening of the 50's ABC police procedural, *Naked City.*
* Life Insurance policies play a part in the episode.

## Quotes

* **Kraus:** Look at this awful picture, does that look like me?
* **Benson:** Yeah. You know, I didn't think they were allowed to send that kind of thing through the mail.

* **Katie:** I did it on a dare.
* **Clayton:** Really, Katie, that's terribly childish. If someone dared you to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you do that?
* **Katie:** That would depend on a great deal of variables, Clayton; the odds of my surviving the impact, the temperature of the water, permission of the authorities, and whether I can get a one way ticket to Brooklyn or not.

* **Benson:** My car? You wrecked my car?
* **Pete:** Benson, it was my civic duty.
* **Benson:** It wasn't your civic duty to wreck my car!

* **Clayton:** Benson, there are more important things than material possessions.
* **Benson:** You're right and my car is one of them.

* **Wally Hopkins:** I punched you up on our computer and I noticed you weren't carrying any life insurance.
* **Benson:** Well I never carry life insurance, I put most of my savings in the money market; it pays a higher return.
* **Wally:** But suppose you die?
* **Benson:** Well then it really doesn't matter does it?
Thy Brother's Keeper

Rob Dames

Story:

Eric Monte

**"Thy Brother's Keeper"** is the fourth episode of the fourth season, and seventy-second episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson.*

Directed by Tony Singletary, the episode originally aired on November 5th, 1982.

## Synopsis

When Benson has to deliver a state tax proposal by Friday, his younger brother, Russell DuBois (played by Tim Reid), makes an unexpected visit; eventually revealing long pent up resentment about his older brother's contribution to his Orthodontist career.

## Trivia

* This marks the first episode to be directed by Tony Singletary.
* The premise was done by Eric Monte; best known for creating, co-creating, and writing *Good Times, What's Happening!!!, The Jeffersons,* and the critically acclaimed coming of age film, *Cooley High*.
* This episode features the first appearance of one of Benson's relatives (not counting his mother in "No Sad Songs")
	+ Additionally, Russell was mentioned in the episode "No Sad Songs".
* Benson's new apartment makes its first appearance in this episode, with the backstory of him renting being featured later in the episode "Benson's New Home"*.*

## Cultural References

* The Governor asks Benson if he watched the film, *Moby Dick (1956)* on television the previous night. Benson sarcastically asks if Moby Dick was filling in for *Johnny Carson*, the, then, current host of the *Tonight Show.*
* Russell mentions the 1950's radio program, *Your Hit Parade.*

## Quotes

* **Governor talking about *Moby Dick*:** You know Benson, there's always one thing about that story I've never understood; what is the significance of Ahab's wooden leg?
* **Benson:** Well without it he would've fallen down a lot.

* **Benson:** Gee, I've never seen you so happy before.
* **Clayton:** You've never been in such trouble before.

* **Governor:** You know, sometimes the deeper you get into a relationship, the more problems you discover.

* **Benson:** She really said I was the ninth wonder of the world?
* **Russell:** Actually she said you were the first. I bumped you down eight places.
The Governor's House Call

**"The Governor's House Call"** is the twentieth episode of the second season, and forty-forth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson.*

Directed by John Rich, the episode originally aired on May 8th, 1981.

## Synopsis

The Governor's practical joker Navy friend, Scooter McFee (played by James Gallery), makes a visit to the Governor's Mansion. When Scooter calls the Governor later after allegedly getting sick however, the staff ends up the butt of one his practical jokes; resulting in being stuck at a local prostitution house.

## Trivia

* The tag scene where Pete discusses his accidental encounter with Clayton crossdressing is taken out of syndication edits, likely due to time constraints.

## Cultural References

* The episode is based around the cultural taboos of prostitution.
* Benson mentions the Navy fight song, *Anchors Aweigh.* The Governor and Scooter later sing the tune.
* The Governor mentions he almost got a tattoo of actress, Myrna Loy on his chest.
* Scooter states he has a Betty Grable tattoo
* The Governor mentions being in an Evelyn Woods speed reading class.
* Clayton introduces himself as George Bernard Shaw at the Bordello.
* The Governor mentions the musicals, *Gentlemen Prefer Blondes* and *Call Me Madam*.
* Benson sings the 1977 Randy Newman novelty hit, *Short People*.
* Benson recites the, now famous, catchphrase "De plane! De plane!" of Tatto on the fellow ABC series, *Fantasy Island.*
* Jack Beddoes mentions Little Bo Peep.
* The Governor and Clayton disguise themselves in Drag.

## Quotes

* **Kraus:** Got any plans this weekend?
* **Pete:** Oh, I had a date with this really terrific girl, but she cancelled.
* **Kraus:** Why?
* **Pete:** She doesn't like me. \*walks out of kitchen\*
* **Kraus:** Too bad you and Clayton have to work late. Not me! I'm going out and have myself a wild time!
* **Benson:** Don't forget your library card.

* **Scooter:** Did Gene tell you how I got the name scooter?
* **Benson:** I asked him not to.
* **Scooter:** We were on liberty in Shanghai. I got into a crap game and lost all my money!
* **Governor:** Including our Rickshaw fare! \*laughs\*
* **Scooter:** Gene had to walk back to the ship. You'll never guess how I got back there!
* **Benson:** On a scooter?
* **Scooter:** \*pauses and looks at Gene\*
* **Governor:** \*shrugs\* I didn't tell him.

* **Peggy Rose:** I felt you're opponent was a hypocrite. You know that speech he delivered on our 'declining morality'?
* **Governor:** Yes.
* **Peggy:** He wrote it at that bar.

* **Governor:** You know, I had a cousin named Peggy, who had beautiful blonde hair just like yours!
* **Peggy:** Well thank you governor, but this is one of my wigs. You know gentlemen prefer blondes.
* **Governor:** Oh I certainly do. It's one of my favorite musicals. That and *Call Me Madam*.
* **Benson:** If we don't get out of here they'll call you unemployed.
Season 4 (1982 - 1983)

**Season 4** of the ABC sitcom, *Benson,* serves as the first season to takes place during Governor Gatling's second term in office and an introduction to the recurring character, Frank Cooper.

The season premiered on October 22nd, 1982 on ABC.

## About Season 4

Season 4 of the sitcom would mark the beginning of Governor Gatling's second term as Governor of the state and took place during the continuation of Benson's term as state budget director. The season would focus on more personal matters of the Governor's staff than previous seasons; featuring the first appearances of Benson's relatives and his girlfriend, Jennifer.

Throughout the Season, Gretchen Kraus would also earn her High School Diploma and get engaged to her significant other. Denise and Pete would also begin to get involved romantically this season, as Katie would begin to enter her pre-teen years and squabble with her father this time around as well.

The Season would feature the first two-parter episode of the series; opening up with the "Death in a Funny Position", and also featured the first official Christmas special of the show with "Mary and Her Lambs".

### Note:

* This was the first season, since Season 1, to not be directed by John Rich; featuring the first directorial credits from Tony Singletary, Bill Foster, Rob Dames, and Mark Warren.
* This Season almost marked the final season of the series, prior to being renewed for a fifth Season.

## Accolades

The episodes, "Death in a Funny Position", "The Honeymooners", and "Boys Night Out" were all nominated at the Primetime Emmy Awards of 1983.

Robert Guillaume was nominated for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series at the 1983 Emmy Awards this season. He would also be nominated for Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical at the 1983 Golden Globes.

Missy Gold was nominated for Best Young Actress in a Comedy Series at the 1983 Young Artist Awards.

## Home Media

This was the first season to be only available through syndicated tapings, with no episodes being officially released in full quality until almost 40 years later through various streaming.
The Hornets

**The Hornets 'Hornets & Co'** are a former self employed street gang turned small business on the ABC sitcom, *Benson*.

## About the Hornets

The Hornets is a neighbor organization for youths in need of vocational direction founded by Calvin Walker (played by Jesse D. Goins). The group specializes in home improvement jobs such as refinishing furniture, washing cars, and painting homes.

The organization would find new success in 1982 when an interaction with the state budget director, Benson DuBois, would lead to a job under the Gatling administration. The number of members would rise to 16 following the new found benefit.

The group would temporarily go on strike against the Company's President, Calvin, due to a request in higher wages.

### Members:

* Calvin Walker (played by Jesse D. Goins)
* John Wallace 'Little John' Tyler (played by Larry B. Scott)
* Mr. Klean (played by Kevin Guillaume)
* Spider (played by Sal Lopez)
* Pac-Man (played by Louis A. Rivera)

## Trivia

* The group members took an interest in the culture of Hip-Hop, particularly rapping.

## Appearances

* Street Gangs
* The Royal Painting
One Strike, You're Out

**"One Strike, You're Out"** is the thirteenth episode of the first season, and thirteenth episode overall, of the sitcom, *Benson*.

The episode was directed by Jay Sandrich and originally aired on December 27th, 1979.

## Synopsis

When Kraus leads a mansion employees strike, a dinner party at the Governor's Mansion becomes a risk of chaos. Seeing this, Benson makes a frantic effort to keep everything together, while still helping the employees earn their deserved salary.

## Trivia

* The episode marks the second, and final, appearance of Rene Enriquez as Raul.
* Benson reprises his role as a butler in the midst of the strike during the Keller and Barnett dinner at the mansion.

## Quotes

* **Benson:** You crying cause you made a typo?
* **Marcy:** I'm not crying
* **Benson:** Well you got a very sad laugh.

* **Mrs. Keller:** Oh you are the cutest little thing! I'd like to wrap you up and take you home with me!
* **Katie:** That's kidnapping.

* **Benson:** When one man tries to serve too many people, some of the people get bad service. If a cop tries to do too much it's like a me trying to serve this dinner, so if you get bad service, it serves you right!
Who's Arnold?

**"Who's Arnold?"** is the fourth episode of the fifth season, and ninety-forth episode overall, of the ABC sitcom, *Benson.*

Directed by Bill Foster, the episode originally aired on October 7th, 1983.

## Synopsis

Benson poses as Arnold, Kraus's fiancé when her mother, Fritzie (played by Sudie Bond) visits from Germany; expecting to see Gretchen married.

## Trivia

* This episode marks the first, and only, appearance of Kraus's mother.

## Cultural References

* When Fritzie asks Benson if he'll give the baby a Hawaiian name, Benson says "Yeah, Don Ho" in reference to the Hawaiian pop singer.

## Quotes

* **Benson:** What's going on? Why do you have that cheese board?
* **Kraus:** Oh \*laughs\* I thought you were a burglar.
* **Benson:** A cheese burglar?

* **Fritzie:** Gretchen, why didn't you tell me Arnold was Hawaiian?

* **Benson:** If I killed Gretchen, would Arnold go to jail?

* **Clayton:** Well Arnold, when you see Benson, tell him I think he's a real snook okay? \*Laughs and walks towards the door\* I've always prayed for a chance like this! \*laughs\*
* **Pete:** \*comes through the door and hits Clayton\*
* **Clayton:** Uh, my nose is broken.
* **Benson:** Looks like a lot of us are getting our prayers answered.
* **Clayton:** You broke my nose!
* **Pete:** Well why were you smelling the door? \*sniffs door\*

* **Fritzie:** I know that you feel that the flame has gone out, but the embers are still there.
* **Benson:** The embers is kaput! You couldn't melt snow on the warmth in this relationship!