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Twilight twinkle

Twilight twinkle is a pony from G1. She is rumored to be the mom of Twilight velvet. She also kinda rumored to be the grandma of Twilight sparkle, Silverlay, and Shining armor. She died before twilight S met her, so only shining and silver met her.

twilight twinkle has always been one of the Unicorns.
The Epic Meter

Here is a page specifically for things that aren't epic, and how to determine their epicness. Firstly, I need to tell you *how* to determine epicness. Here is a valued tool in the epic community on how to do so; the *epic meter.*

The epic meter is divided into four equal parts of epicness. Cringy, Eh, Epic, and Really Epic!!

Don't be afraid to use the meter as a reference. (You kinda have to)

So how it works, is really, *you* are the meter. The actual meter is just a guide. So, if you look at something, you are the one to determine how cringy it is. So take my singing monsters for instance. When i see it, i would automatically rate is at the bottom section of "cringy". So, overall, the epic meter is just a rating system of things, to see if they are epic enough to be on this wiki. Make sure you use this discernment on your content before you put it on the wiki, and put the rating on the page.

Your content must be Epic+ to be on the wiki.
Fortnite

Fortnite is an epic game made by Epic Games, who are epic. This epic game is an epic third-person shooter, which makes it epic. There's no blood in the game, so that's also epic. What makes it so epic is that there are millions of epic players who epically play this epic game made by Epic Games.

*Fortnite is so epic, it doesn't even have a rating on the epic meter. It goes off the charts.*
Tock the Watchdog

Tock, adorned in a beautiful flower crown.

### Relatives

Grandfather (Father), Borkina (Mother), Tick (Eldest Brother), Analog "Anna" (Little Sister)

### Affiliation

ik this is affiliation, but i'm gonna use this as a physical description:A tall, yet overweight, golden Saint Bernard, with a rustic gold watch embedded within a layer of his thick fur. Big, adorable eyes, large paws, thick legs, very upright posture, handsome figure.

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Single, has never dated or crushed on anyone.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

> "*You must excuse my gruff conduct, but you see, it's traditional for watchdogs to be ferocious.*"
> ― Tock the Watchdog
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He calmly assures Milo, after showing teeth at the Lethargarians, who were trying to overtake the boy.

**Tock the Watchdog** is a large dog, with a large clock embedded in his stomach. (Hence, "watchdog") He is Milo's best friend in *The Phantom Tollbooth*, and helps the boy find the true value and meaning of Time. His appearance in the book is rather interesting, but whereas in the movie, he appears to be very cute, and soft, though he does have a stern, gruff, yet calm personality.

Tock is epic, so he deserves to be here at the epic wiki.

(Infobox art by Theterriblewatchdog)

*Tock the Watchdog rates "Really Epic!!" on the epic meter.*
Those

Thefixes are mammalian(ish) humanoid creatures that live in the Locus that have porcelain-colored skin and two large red horns. They generally enjoy being in a community instead of being on their own, but can live by themselves if they need to. Thefixes are very very resistant to any external harm, so the best way to end up killing one is by possessing one.
The Kinnie

WELCOME, NEW VISITOR! WELCOME, NEW VISITOR,! ME! ME! ME! IS A WEBSITE! DEDICATED TO. TO . TO. Login NowSHARE SHARE SHARE Body. For example,

## Personality

Replacing the cat and the girl with various Exploitable format... sees himHER. HER. HER. effectively turning into the Something Silly or Cringy... So obsessed w that thing its like often has the word he wants to use censored through a when u walk by a group of girls and hear them say a sarcastic term used to poke fun at various social faux pas. gained much notoriety after being featured Although the correlation between feeling scared and anxious when consuming several parodies of it serving as subverted tropes to talk about, on the opposite side of the spectrum, events that happened only once, or never at all. . onsidered to be depressing and partaking in various acts of no longer available.

## Lore

spawned by a viral first started off with a classic puppet appearing surprised. It's used to express shock, particularly in situations where did not achieve notable presence. did not achieve notable presence. she floats away, the other puppets watching in disbelief. initially a nickname given to sad little men with deep-rooted psychological issues and pathetic eyes spread further in the following weeks and months. mocked online for I'm sick of your dreadful January 9th, 2015, IFunny.

the clip was unearthed in anecdotes as a part of hHER tragic backstory.

the plot is resolved up to this point save for one final loose thread

loose thread

loose thread

But that's none of my business!

## Relationships

### DEATH

LAST NIGHT I YOUR SISTER tweet and image shown below, left and right. leading to the exaggerated, tearful photo (shown below). I WARNED YOU, PETER. YOU CAN'T HANDLE. We're justNORmal MEN!!! WE'RE JUST INNOCENT Why must you hurt me in this way. Why must you hurt me in this way. WhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhy

### Eric Gun AJHQ

make it appear as if he is expressing approval or disapproval that they didn't think the joke was funny and stated that they struggle with paranoia, they "fucking love," stating the reason for fancy a game? gay kiss, staring blankly for four seconds. running gag in the series, where he reveals surreal devotion. their devotion. their devotion. their devotion. BEWARE OF THE PIPELINE! addressed the rumor and explained he'd merely come up with the joke on the spot. a series of screenshots depicting an erotic chat conversation.
Snowball

Snowball is an AJHQ secretary and self-proclaimed anti-Boss revolutionary, trying his hardest to spearhead a campaign against the horrible nightmare company that he works at. But he never gets fired, 'cuz unlike Eric, he doesn't kill people.

## Appearance

Snowball is a Lovecube with dark metallic skin and messy cotton candy hair held together by many clips and bands. It hangs low on one side, occasionally covering his left eye. He has bright red computer-screen eyes with X's in each pupil. This shape doesn't change, even when his emotions do. His rosy cheeks are actually red, looking much more fitting than any other LC's (yes, he does brag about it).

His work outfit consists of a white button-down and peppermint striped tie, a long pink coat, red dress pants, and pink high heels that allow him to match the height of fellow Lovecubes like Eric. The tall rabbit ears and satellite antennae atop his head make him appear significantly taller. He also has a rabbit's tail that sticks out from a cut-open hole in his coat.

## Personality

The guy who's always listening, Snowball is literally designed to snoop around. His antennae let him pick up all technological signals within a 6000 mile radius, which, for your information, is a long fuckin' distance. He can discreetly listen to others through pieces in his clothing and physical attributes, and his ears are detachable!...Remind me again why someone ordered a robot like this? All of these things have influenced Snowball's personality, which is one of a man who is never willing to grin and bear it.

Passionate and freedom-loving. Extremely eloquent, to an almost uncomfortable degree. Snowball wants everyone to know that he won't stand for injustices, any at all. This includes Martha stealing extra coffee creamer from the basket that is OBVIOUSLY labeled "take one." What else could one MEAN, Martha!? Learn to fucking count or leave my office! Snowball is idealistic. He believes that nothing is more important than inherent logic and skill. Physical strength means little to him, especially when power is so much more important. One thing that makes Snowball stand out, however, is his...speciesism. That is to say, his belief that Lovecubes are the superior being, over any other species in AJHQ, means he has big dreams for both himself and his LC companions...but mostly himself. He can't have competition.

## Relationships

### Sam

Some people are best left to their own devices. Some people are just useless. What a fool Snowball was, for ever hoping he could look to another one of his own kind to further his plans...sometimes it's only yourself you can trust.
Lucy Raier

Lucy is an employee of AJHQ although she has never appeared on the blog, she has been mentioned in discord roleplays and has a backstory.

## Appearence

Lucy is a middle aged woman with flowers surrounding her logo, she has pale skin and wears a dirty yellow sweater with a light yellow shirt underneath, a flower necklace and dark brown pants. Most of her clothes are ripped from something or have stains on them.

As a human she had reddish-blonde hair and brown eyes.

## Personality

Lucy has a very mean personality, often jumping at the chance to insult those around her, however the flowers on her logo prevent her from getting too mad at anyone, sending her into an ultra nice "customer service" persona when she gets too mad.

She hates anything she deems as "time wasting", constantly telling everyone to get back to work, usually to cover up the fact she has no idea what she's supposed to be doing

## Lore

Lucy worked for an office on earth where she had a rather good job but was involved in some shady business on the side which was eventually discovered by a man named Andy who brought it to the attention of their boss, causing Lucy to be fired.

This upset Lucy so much that she eventually broke into Andy's home and killed him, upon realizing what she'd done she fled to an abandoned shack in a sunflower field where she stayed for many days until she was discovered, at which point she ran into the woods eventually stumbling upon The Building, when she went inside to seek shelter she was transported to AJHQ.

Although like all AJHQ employees Lucy had her memories of earth removed she was still greatly confused by her new surroundings which made her feel stupid, and so she figured the only way to fix this was to make herself the highest ranking employee at AJHQ and being fresh off her last murder she went straight for The Boss, she even succeeded in getting closer to The Boss's office then almost anyone else and had been working on a plan to murder her and take control of AJHQ when she was caught and hauled off to Containment where her logo was grown with flowers to prevent her from trying something like that again
Turkey

### Spoken languages

Turkish, Kurdish, Zazaki, Arabic, Greek, Armenian, Laz, Ladino, Romani, Albanian, Bulgarian

### Ethnic groups

Turks 73%
Kurds 12%
Others 15%

### Religions

Islam 99%
Others 1%

### Government

Republic

Turkey is an epic country with an epic ~~dictator~~ president Erdoğan. It has a about 47 epic ethnic groups with lots of epic languages, though the official language is the epic language Turkish.

It is one of the most epic countries in the Middle East.

*This page is rated "Epic" on the epic meter (Erdoğan counts off points)*
Shrek

Shrek is an epic ogre who is like an onion. He has layers. What makes Shrek so epic is that he has 4 epic movies, which are all epic. Shrek has a really epic pseudo-Scottish accent which makes him epic. He has an epic donkey pet epically named Donkey and he gets people out of his epic swamp.

   *This page is rated "Really epic!!" on the epic meter.*
Baltimore

## Bridget "Baltimore" Hopper

Baltimore, real name Bridget Hopper, is a human who has been to Locus. She has only appeared in the story **Ice age 6: Robot repair in Locus****.**

## Appearance

Baltimore has brown skin and curly dark brown hair which she keeps tied in a ponytail. She wears a large brown parka and other winter clothes.

## Personality

Baltimore has no memory of her life, even less so than most people who come to Locus who usually remember their name at least. Still she's very helpful and trusting.

## Backstory

Bridget Hopper is from Earth, specifically the city London. She was a scientist in London researching parallel universes when her group stumbled upon what seemed like a breakthrough in their research and conducted an experiment with Bridget as the test subject. The experiment caused Bridget to get lost in the multiverse with her losing most of her memories everytime she landed in another universe.

At some point she landed in a parallel version of Locus where an experiment by AJHQ caused the entirety of Locus to be covered in ice and snow.

There she met the only survivor of the incident, Eric Gun, and helped him regain consciousness. When Eric first awoke he immediately shouted "FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!", the opening line of Big Bill Hell's, Bridget who had no idea who she was or what her name was immediately assumed Eric knew her and her name was Baltimore. The name Baltimore stuck in her head even after leaving this version of Locus and is still what she believes her name to be.

When Eric was fully conscious and heard Baltimore speak for the first time he immediately noticed she had a british accent and attempted to attack her, but before he reached her she was pulled out of the universe.
Anthony

Anthony is an environmental lawyer and associate of Finch Geographic, previously having assisted them on many projects throughout their career as a physicist. He currently resides...heh, well, let's leave that information for later.

## Appearance

Anthony is a light grey creacher with red undertones, his internal jelly being a deep red and his eyes being the same. His face is heavy with freckles that are a similar dark grey shade to his front paws and ears. He has very pronounced eyebrows <3

He wears a red bow, darker red boots, and has very pierced ears. Basically what every modern environmental lawyer looks like lol

Just as Finch does, Anthony's second mouth extends from the base of his neck and around his tail to the center of his chest. He never uses his normal mouth for eating prey, only his second one, and the teeth there are much sharper...watch out!
Mary Cook

Mary is an employee of AJHQ and was a suspect in Fluffy's murder, the reason being "No one would drink her punch, was probably mad everyone loved The Juice".

She is shown to love cooking with Larry K. betting she'd want things like "flour and whisks" for Christmas.

She is showing early signs of being transformed into a logohead.
John

> "*You know, we talk about Harold and Jane and any other employee that is/was messed up, but we don't talk about Eric. Eric can do things that no other creature can do. He can survive bullets, has a powerful punch that has knocked somebody out, can extend his arms surprisingly long, and never sleeps. Hell, even the boss is impressed by him sometimes, and **nobody** impresses the boss.*"
> ― John, ironically enough, talking about Eric Gun AJHQ
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yeeeeah tba again. sorry i'll get to actual playaj characters soon </3 just remembered how to add an infobox btw
Lad

Lads, sometimes referred to as little guys, are small beetles which when exposed to juice are completely

overtaken by Logo, giving them a small humanoid body with which to run around with.

The little guys are easily scared and often scurry into hiding when danger approaches.

   They communicate through a language of chirps and squeaks which almost no one can understand, but doesn't stop some employees from befriending them.
Lo

Lo
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Lo (full first name...yet to be revealed) is a teenage National Geographic journalist that is breaking many child labor laws simply by existing at her current workplace. Good job, Nat. Top tier employee selection you’ve got goin’ on, here!

## Appearance

Lo is a short-furred cream color cat with bright green eyes. Her tail, ears, and paws are all a darker shade of cream than the rest of her body. She also has dark freckles visible on both her skin and her fur.

Her business attire consists of a long pink coat over a lighter pink button-up, a dark pink skirt, knee-high pink socks, and bright pink high heels. Yeah, she loves pink. Wanna bet her earrings are pink, too? Cuz they are. It’s called style.

## Personality

Lo is quiet and distant. Once a fun-loving party girl who was never anything short of loud and vibrant, something has chipped away that persona and left an empty shell in its place. There are hints of who she used to be in faint bits of her demeanor, pieces of a girl that was ambitious and smart and cunning, but now she stays silent.

She is dedicated to her work now. There's little time to do things she used to, few chances she gets to brush her fur or paint her claws or make herself look pretty. She used to be the queen of the world.

## Relationships

### Alistair

Alistair is the only person that Lo considers a friend. A fellow Furrytown teenager working in NGHQ, they make small talk over coffee or talk to each other while looking around the office cubicles. There's a lot Alistair wants to know about her, but little that she chooses to reveal. Sometimes the best thing you can get is vague mumblings about how the weather is nice (though it's the same every day in the Ashlands) and Furrytown is a nice place to live, though they're not there any longer.

## Lore

Off in the distance, there's a girl driving through the night with her friend. She just got her driver's license, and she's looking to show it off as often as she can. They're stopped at a gas station. The lights illuminate the car. They look into each other's eyes.

She's watching a movie in a living room that isn't hers with some stupid guy. She doesn't think much about him. He's her boyfriend, but does that really matter? His hand is still on the arm of the couch.

She's sitting on the floor of her friend's kitchen. There's something in the glass she's holding, but she doesn't know what. She downs it anyway. It's okay as long as her mother doesn't see it.

She's walking the hallways of her school, with nobody at her side. There once was a girl that would follow her around and parrot her words and give her notes for English class. She looks at the nominations for the senior prom. Looks like she's made the list.

She's running through the forest behind the school at a faster speed than she had ever imagined she could go. She never wanted to join the track team, anyway. Her dress got torn when she hopped the fence. The grass looks grey under the moonlight.
Stalker/Fuzzball

Stalkers/Fuzzballs are a species native to Locus which used to migrate across the Ashlands before the Great Darkness closed it off from the rest of Locus.

These absolutely gigantic, ancient, and fuzzy beings wander Locus looking for the things they need to survive. They mostly communicate telepathically, making language barriers a non issue.

They can remain in suspension without food or water for an extremely long time. Without their large amount of hair, they look like Gathyrs except extremely large, suggesting that they’re related in some way, or at least have evolved covalently.

Their fur gradually changes to adapt to their surroundings, making it very easy for them to camouflage and hunt prey.

At some point, they were called Stalkers, but terminology changed and soon they began being called Fuzzballs.
Containment

Containment is the place where naughty AJHQ employees are sent to be converted into logoheads over a matter of months instead of years.

People locked in Containment are placed into a low-quality simulation to relax their body and allow the fumes from the Juicy Wisteria flowers to seep into their bodies and grow the logo much faster than normal.

Employees who have left containment appear to retain all their memories from being there.

## Gallery

Jordon in containmentHarold in containmentHarold in a containment simulation
DEK.STOP

Ever noticed how many desktop assistants these days are just fronts, fronts for malware and scams and money laundering and malware and what have you? NOT DESIRABLE, eh? You don't want worms in your eyes! In your computer! In your Google Smart Fridge! This is fine. There's only one solution: There's a new assistant in town! Meet our lovable DEKSTOP PAL!\*

> \*Out of legal obligation, DEKSTOP PAL is not to be labeled, sold, or referred to as a "desktop assistant." She is her own woman!
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SO THROW AWAY YOUR BONZI BUDDIES, YOUR SIRIS AND CORTANAS. THERE'S A NEW ASSISTANT IN TOWN!

###### SO WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?

There's a new assistant in town!

On paper, virtual assistants were supposed to be the next step in computer evolution. A smart and intelligent digital assistant that you could call upon for all your virtual needs, and without any emotional baggage-

But maybe emotional baggage is just a part of the grind!

Only a small fee of $4.99 a week to keep DEKSTOP PAL on your computer! In your hard drive! On every USB you plug in! Your phone (extra apps not required)! Your television! You need guidance! I thought there was a new assistant in town? So maybe she needs to follow you outside the home, too! That's okay! There's an extra price to bring DEKSTOP PAL to life!

## Physical Traits

It's tough to tell what goes into making your DEKSTOP PAL the not-so-virtual (cat)girl of your dreams, but tissue samples indicate the presence of ~~**Silkie chicken**, **chimpanzee**, **stoat**, **mussel**, **adder**, and **human** DNA~~ wait, that's not true!

Your DEKSTOP PAL is real. Lifelike! Every part of her is human, except the cat ears, so don't forget! She's only for your virtual inquiries, though! Metal is metal. Don't forget that, either! You've got all of the features you'd want for a regular assistant, put into one physical body! She works as a recorder, and keeps audio and video logs (only at the behest of you). No man nor woman can type faster than she can, and that's our promise! She follows you wherever you go! A bodyguard against viruses and the world!

### Her Features!

* Keeps watch when you're there and away! High-tech sensory technology allows her to pick up suspicious sounds and sights, and keep them all logged and sent to your personal computer!
* Blocks viruses and bad faith individuals from your digital experience!
* Rearranges and organizes your files, bookmarks, furniture, relationships, applications, downloads, documents, and more!
* Helps you around the house!
* Gives you reminders!
* Plays music and calls!
* There's a new assistant in town.
Duster

Commonly found in bright eye bleeding neon colors, these tiny little bastards are like Locus’s equivalent of a living dust bunny but also not. Their outer bodies serve as a shell to their inner bodies, which are completely made out of dust, ash, and other similar materials. They usually can be found in various garbage dumps due to their diet mainly consisting of garbage. Also, adult dusters are around the same size of a Brachiosaurus, aka, they’re fucking huge.
Larry K.

Larry is an employee of AJHQ. that's all you're getting

## Appearance

Larry is a Would who is extremely infected with Logo, to the point where it covers his neck and his upper arms. His skin is an extremely pale grey, and he usually wears a green button-up and tie.

## Known Personality

It's unknown how much of Larry's personality was naturally formed and how much of it is a side effect to his infection.

One of his most prominent traits is his generosity, and he has a particular love of giving gifts to other people. He goes through incredible effort to ensure people get things they enjoy from him, and cares very deeply about the act of gift-giving as a whole. He values the holidays because of this.

His kind nature is topped off by the fact that he is so, *so* incapable of getting used to his surroundings. He's spent a great deal of time within the confines of AJHQ, and did all of it as a hardworking, helpful employee that's always willing to bend over backwards for his superiors. He does so out of obligation, a need to be seen as polite and useful. He likes when people value his contributions, and generally puts the appearance of *usefulness* above all...that being said, just about any little thing can set him off.

Larry is very easily paranoid, he tends to get frightened by small things and jump at the slightest of sounds. This would be normal for any AJHQ employee, but he stands out because of just how damn long he's been at AJHQ. Nothing, absolutely nothing, can make this man jaded. He will be kind, he will be subservient, and he will forever remain that way. It's very pathetic. He'd probably agree with you if you told him that.
Gnome

Gnomes are an invasive species deriving from the common Red-Pointed Dwarf. They are attracted to granola, bird feeders, and small items or trinkets. They can be found in many locations, whether it be it's natural habitat, the bountiful forests, or hiding in your cupboards. After World War I, the Gnome population had taken a severe decline but have since regained numbers following the 1930s and are no longer considered an endangered species. Their current conservation status is Least Concern. Since the 1970s, more subspecies of Gnome have been discovered. As of 2008, there were an estimated 25 million Garden Gnomes in Germany. When given the proper territory and enrichment, Gnomes are peaceful creatures well at coexisting, often shown pursuing leisurely pastimes such as fishing or napping. However, lack of space, food, and many other factors may cause Gnomes to become agitated and more likely to infest human households. In worse cases, Gnomes in poor conditions may become extremely territorial, as some have been seen engaging in violent behaviors such as a group of Gnomes discovered in England being stabbed in the back or wearing an executioner's hood. Because of this, it is not recommend to attempt keeping Gnomes in close quarters or as a pet. If you believe you have a Gnome infestation, please call this number immediately - (852) 8121 2000.
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??

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Pre-logo ??

?? (pronounced like a very quick ZZ), also known as Questionmarkquestionmark, is an AJHQ programmer who works on Layer 13. She is the third of the L13ers to be introduced, and the first to purposely be a reference to a Certain Webcomic. also this page is a wip i'm sorry

?? has appeared in the blog several times, and will be coming back again soon! I hope nobody kills her or anything. That would be so sad!

## Appearance

?? is an anthropomorphic bee that stands upright on four thin legs (wait, if she has four arms and four legs, is she even a bee?). She has four arms, equally as thin. Though she doesn't need to wear pants, she has a large brown coat that covers her body and white wings sticking out in the back. She lacks a stinger, though! So very unfortunate.

Pre-logo, her head is a golden yellow with sharp fang teeth and four eyes. Post-logo, it's covered up by...well, y'know. Logo. Her antennae stick out from the leaves covering her head.

## Known Personality

?? is a gal who believes fully in just doing whatever you want to do. She involves herself in only what she wishes, and doesn't care what other people think of her. She's brutally honest at times, unafraid to tell people how it is. Though the general consensus from those who aren't close to her is that she's weird, rude, and closed-off, ?? is just doing what she wants, and that means telling people when their work fucking sucks and needs some major fixing.

She's generally very stuck in her own little world. Little succeeds in breaking through the barriers of her mindscape, which she spends nearly all her time in. That is to say, she's hard to fuck with because she just doesn't care.

## Relationships

### Normal Human

i always saw them as a pair of sorts? but in the sense that NH is way more enthusiastic about being friends than ?? is. but also like they're never seen without each other always hanging out. y'know

### AAAAAAAAAAAA

they're like actual karkat and sollux thanks for watching

## Lore

\*funky music\* i used to BEE a renegade. i used to FUCK around. but i couldn't take the punishment. and had to settle down. now i'm playing it real straight, and yes i FUCK my BEES. you might think i'm crazy, but i don't even care, because i can tell what's going on. IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES. IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES.

i FUCK my BEES in fuck suits, i FUCK them on tv. i'm FUCKing my BEES most everyday and FUCKing what i FUCKED. they tell me that it's good to FUCK, but i fuck BEES. i know that's it's crazy. i know that it's nowhere. but there is no denying that. IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES. IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES. IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEESyeah i'm not typing out the entire song i'm sorry
The Juice

The Juice (formally named the Jusice) is a an orange liquid which has a variety of effects on those exposed to it depending on their species, it's most notable effect is spreading Logo to humanoids who come in contact with it.

The Juice was primarily obtained from Fluffy before their murder, although there are several ways to obtain Juice.

Juice was mixed into the food and drink of AJHQ employees and it's fumes pumped into the air to slowly turn those working for AJHQ into logoheads.

Traces of Juice were originally found in a reservoir in Utah being spread by fish, it is ~~possible~~ **confirmed, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise** one of these fish later became Fluffy
Logout button

The logout button is one of the only known ways out of Locus, whoever presses it is returned to their home universe.

The logout button is often suspended by the goop of the Great Darkness and seems to stay near the edge of the Great Darkness.

In it's first appearance the logout button only stays still for a few moments before disappearing implying the logout button moves across Locus.

The Boss is unaware of the logout button until a stray employee uses it to escape Locus, she feels the employee's disappearance and declares that she knows they didn't die or wander off because that would feel different. The Boss becomes greatly concerned by the presence of the logout button to the point that she locks herself in her office to figure it out for days on end, completely ignoring AJHQ in the meantime.
WWmonster

WWmonster is a quick term for the type of humanoid creature inside WildWorks, characterized for having red

fur, animalistic ears, and tails. It is unknown where they originate, but it is assumed one can become a WWmonster via dying and being resurrected.

Other attributes include common eye motifs (which are all a dark shade of blue), ability to withstand extreme injury, and basic cat-like features.

Known WWmonsters are Willis and Jim.
The Feral

The feral is a device within AJHQ which is supposed to rebuild the AJHQ building and bring stray employees back to the building, either by teleportation or resurrection.

The feral is considered too dangerous to be used normally as it can trap employees in walls, loose important information and resurrect employees in a manner they should not be.

The only time it has ever been activated was accidentally by W-hoho
Karen

*“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!” - the alien from Alien (1979)*

## Lore

Predating the other human employees of Wildworks, Karen was a fresh intern excited for her new job and the possibilities it might bring. Of course, she was unprepared for the... Strange habits of her new workplace, one of which was remembering to feed the computers.

Karen was parasitized by one of the many living electronics at wwhq, and became the host of said creature. Karen is dead. She *should* be dead. Why do I remember these things about her? I'm not Karen. I've always been Karen.
Douglass Carrey

* Avian
* Mannequin

Douglass Carrey, commonly just referred to as Douglass, is a partially robotic liemavera taking the form of a rock dove. He is seldom seen on the blog, usually serving as a messenger for The Boss. He is currently Eric's heartbird.

## Appearance

Douglass greatly resembles a rock dove wearing a green and purple scarf and with several robotic additions, although the parts that are robotic and the parts that are simply feathers blend in so much that it's unclear what parts of him are metal and what parts are flesh. His wings have purple and green markings on them, and he has one eye solidly colored green, and another colored purple.

## Personality

Douglass at first seems rather cold and professional, but it soon becomes clear that he keeps up the persona for work. Outside of work, he's laidback and slightly smug. He has a tendency to read out entire Wikipedia pages to people, regardless of if they asked or not.
Detective

### Affiliation

AJHQ, Skillshare, Raid Shadow Legends, Blue Apron, Dollar Shave Club uhhhh who else pays youtubers to promote them

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

Detective, real name Lucas Oggler, is an employee of AJHQ. He considers himself a crime solver along with his faithful assistant M.A.G.S. (Magnifying Automatic Glass System)

Detective has never appeared on any of the blogs but has appeared in artwork.

## Appearance

Detective has only appeared in mostly uncolored sketches but his face is covered in logo and he wears a reporters hat with a leaf in the band and a trench coat. He also has a t-shirt reading "Live, Love, Game.", jeans and sneakers with one shoelace undone.

## Personality

Detective mostly speaks in modern internet slang while at the same time trying to sound like an old fashioned detective.

Detective insists on solving crimes entirely by himself with some help from M.A.G.S and considers everything a mystery, there is no persuading him to give up a case even when the case has an obvious answer or was solved ages ago with the answer being common knowledge.

Detective actually doesn't solve mysteries for the sake of justice or knowledge but purely for video views, despite being unable to post his videos from Locus. He often advertises for typical youtube sponsors despite not being actually sponsored which he does to appear as a more legitimate youtuber.

## Backstory

Lucas Olgger was a youtuber on Earth who posted a variety of mostly gaming videos and urban exploring with a detective persona he called simply, Detective. He had a sizable following until one day he attempted an urban exploring video inside one of thebuildings and was then taken to Locus.

### In Locus

After having his memory mostly erased the main thing Lucas was able to hold on to was his youtube detective persona, causing him to believe this was his actual self.

Eventually, while searching for crimes to solve, Detective found M.A.G.S abandoned in a storage closet somewhere and while looking for clues around him, accidentally turned the machine on. M.A.G.S then began following Detective around and when he was certain M.A.G.S wasn't the culprit he decided to take him on as his assistant/cameraman and taped his phone to M.A.G.S's head to record him solving his crimes.

At one point Detective attempted to solve the murder of Larry K. and actually succeeded in finding the culprit, Eric, but his fate is unknown.

## Trivia

* Detective was inspired by a popular tumblr post

## Gallery

Detective and M.A.G.S investigating the murder of Larry K.Detective with Eric
The

These are all black scaled creatures that wander the Locus, with two large antennae-like structures on the back of their head, and a halo of sorts. Oftentimes, you can see them moving around solitarily, but still sticking around a community of sorts (while never quite directly interacting with it.) Like the Gathyrs, they can possess bodies, but each Thes can only possess a body under extremely specific circumstances, of which varies from The to The.

These can travel between dimensions like a person can travel physical locations freely, which allows them to live in different dimensions. Although These, like Woulds, can be found in many dimensions, all These are all tied to the Locus, in the end.
Mr. Clark

Mr. Clark was the son of a wealthy couple on Earth. At a young age he showed great interest in medicine and planned to become a doctor, however at 19 he found himself at odds with the medical world and dropped out of medical school to pursue a career in pseudo science.

His attention was then brought to the juice after the juice lake city incident of 1999. He then bases his entire business on the juice, experimenting with it to produce different effects and using the general public as his guinea pigs.

Eventually his experiments with the Juice caused him to become noticed by National Geographic who urged him to stop, when Mr. Clark refused he and his dog Spot were transported to Locus.

In Locus Mr. Clark became an untamed logohead due to prolonged exposure to the juice and became unable to keep control of AJHQ while Spot's exposure to the juice caused her to become very intelligent and human like, she then took control of AJHQ from Mr. Clark and declared herself the boss.

Mr. Clark's exposure to untamed juice caused him to loose his memories and become a mindless shambling monster in AJHQ. No one at AJHQ knows of his origins and any who meet him assume that he's only another one of the weird things of AJHQ.

Occasionally Mr. Clark has lucid moments which are usually spent desperately trying to undo what he's done.

## Gallery

Concept art of Mr. Clark. His backstory (namely the specification of his age before becoming a logohead) has since made this unfitting
Jane Coff

Jane is an employee of AJHQ, originally introduced and named in April 2018 in this post on the original nottherealajhq blog.

## Appearance

Jane is a woman with pale skin and orange hair. She wears red earrings, a golden necklace and and a red vest with a white shirt underneath and dark red skirt

## Personality

Jane has always considered herself rebellious and a fighter, always trying to do the right thing. This has always put her at odds with AJHQ but she was never considered enough of a threat until AJHQ was missing a coffee machine.

## Lore

Jane used to live on Earth with her husband Harold Coff and daughter Spice. She and Harold were on a walk one day when they were both lured into The Building and forgot most of their former life including the existence of their daughter Spice.

After Harold was turned into a coffee machine Jane tried everything she could to free him which often resulted in the coffee machine temporarily breaking, this along with her general fighting against AJHQ caused her to be greatly disliked by her coworkers at AJHQ.

When Harold was finally freed from the coffee machine it was immediately suggested Jane become the new coffee machine, however as a coffee machine she refused to work and was declared broken and thrown into the Junkyard but was brought back to AJHQ during Harold's raid to torment him by making him believe Jane was dead.

Jane's current whereabouts are unknown but she is alive.

## Gallery

Jane, Harold, and SpiceYoung JaneJane as a coffee machineJane and HaroldThe first drawing of Jane
Twilight velvet

twilight velvet is the wife of Night light and the mom of Twilight sparkle, Shining armor, and Silverlay. She is a grandmom to Starswirl, Starry magic, and Sophie.

Twilight velvet was always a Unicorns.

Twilight velvet is the wife of Night light and the mom of Twilight sparkle, Shining armor, and Silverlay. Her mom is rumored to be Twilight twinkle. SHe is a grand mom to Starswirl
Logohead

“Logohead” is the slang term in Locus for any creature that has been infected by Logo to a point of its leaves entirely engulfing their face, allowing for a large Animal Jam logo to sprout forth where their normal facial features would be.

Any creature can be a logohead, so long as their body is able to sustain and feed logo with ease. This includes creatures like woulds, those, and even humans. Yes, humans! Start fucking running, Jammer!

Some creatures in Locus, such as lovecubes and members of the Twisted, are impervious to growth of Logo and cannot become logoheads.

You can learn more about what causes the creation of logoheads on the page for The Juice.
C.C.C.

CCC (Full name Carmine Dacota Calexander Caffini) is a feline member of the Twisted and employee at AJHQ. This weird freak will appear on the blog if I have a god damn say in the matter

## Appearance

CCC is a very small orange cat with cream markings. He has vibrant orange eyes, with one pupil being slightly smaller and less dilated than the other...*possibly* due to brain damage suffered in the past. What stands out about him most besides this long, toothy grin and terrifying expression are his arms, which resemble very compressed springs. Though CCC can stretch these out, it takes considerable effort, and their spring stance is always their resting stance. His fingers are usually sprawled, and his claws are permanently unsheathed...don't try and hold his hand!

His outfit consists of a brown suit with light pinstripes, an orange button-down, and a lighter orange tie. He basically only wears orange...maybe brown if the time is right. Get used to it <3

## Personality

Though some may describe CCC as erratic, he sees all of his own actions as quite sensible. He's never hesitant to speak his mind, and can be forceful if people aren't willing to hear out his opinions. Only problem is, his opinions are wildly controversial and unconventional—the stuff of a conspiracy theorist, maybe. Though any other poor unsuspecting fellow will be subjected to his nonsense rants if they dare step too close to his Hive dwellings, he also sees no issue in stepping out to tell his fellow employees about his deep, dark ideas on what hides under the covers at AJHQ.

But there's nothing worth paying attention to in his ridiculous suspicions about the company. Everyone already knows it's a little weird, for what reason would you need to suspect it'd be weirder? And to dismiss Bigfoot's status as a god, saying he's nothing more than a plastic commodity being mass-produced behind everyone's backs? It's disrespectful. And you wonder why nobody likes hanging around with flayedfaces. Maybe they'd be well-liked if they were more religiously tolerant. The fish aren't talking to you, Carmine. They produce the Juice. That's all they do. You remember that, right? Come on. You're just tired. let's get you back to the hive

there's nothing to

## Lore

sorry this ones ogt me stuck. he's fucked up though

## Relationships

### Fluffy

It's a miracle. With pasts and lives so intertwined, how come they only found him now? Nobody can hear his calling but you

### Jacke

Fellow Bigfoot atheist <3 only downside is that CCC is homophobic so they don't get along very well. Sorry!
Shirley Clinker

Weather reporter who wanders the Ashlands. Today's forecast? Heh, well... Ash. It's ash. It's always ash. Tomorrow? More ash with a hint of ash.

## Apearance

Shirley is an anthropomorphic key deer who's been effected by the The Juice. Has leaves sprouting across her entire body, including from her antlers and right eye. Wears blouses and capris, in what she calls her "summer collection," which mostly consists of yellows and greens. Would consider wearing shoes, if not for the hooves. Wears earrings and an artificial pearl necklace. What, it's not like you can tell whats real and fake when watching tv!

## Known Personality

Loud and proud. If you want to survive in this business, you have to be, darling! Acts naive for the cameras, but is a huge sponge for gossip and doesn't mind encouraging a little misinformation when necessary. Listen, you think you're gonna get a good scoop out here by being *honest* all the time? No chance. There's only so much to comment on what with the dark, unchanging sky, and all. She really, really doesn't focus as much on the weather as she claims to.

## Lore

Coming from Florida, Shirley was a regular earth deer until she was unceremoniously struck by a news van and left in a ditch near one of the Buildings, then dragged inside by wildlife. Being left to rot, her body was overcome by The Juice and she awoke as who she is today. She immediately ditched that boring joint to follow her newfound passion as a sentient being, the weather! Too bad she's not on earth anymore.
Buildings

Buildings are gateways to Locus located on other planets.

Buildings make themselves undetectable to those they don't want to be found by and lure in the people they do, usually by causing visions to appear to their victims which either lead or chase them towards the building.

## Buildings on Earth

### Salt Lake City, Utah Building

   The Utah building is the original building owned by Mr. Clark, Natlus Geomere linked it to Locus for the purpose of trapping Mr. Clark in Locus, intending it to then stay hidden permanently.

However when The Boss took over she repurposed the building to lure humans inside to become employees of AJHQ.

Being the original building the Utah building is the strongest, able to pull in humans from long distances and create the most intricate visions which is why it's the building most humans enter through.

### Glass, Texas Building

The Texas building is located in a small community known as Glass. It mostly lures in people on road trips due to the lack of residents in Glass.

### Hell, Michigan Building

The Michigan building is a lower level building without much radius to lure people in, however it lured Noah's family in when Jacke set the forest around it on fire, bringing the mystery of the buildings to Ron Ringer's attention.

#### The Red Building

Unknown location, but typically found near train tracks. Appears exactly when you need it. Impossible to leave from, however leads out into the The Ashlands.
Fluffy

Fluffy was a fish

Fluffy was a fish?

Fluffy was a ~~fish.~~

was

Fluffy is a fish

Fluffy is a fish.

Fluffy is a fish.

Fluffy is a fish.

was Fluffy was a fish Fluffy was a fish who was **A FISH** mutated by juice and ~~he never saw it coming~~ and able to reproduce it ~~there's no fate worse, jammers~~! for this reason they were a ~~fish~~ captured by Mr. Clark and

Fluffy requested he have some time away from his fish bowl.

Request was granted by The Boss a few days after.

At some point they were

they were

a fish.

At their time of death Fluffy measured at 300 centimeters.

And Mr. Clark later stated in another lucid moment "Fluffy's dead but it never dies", likely alluding to there being

At their time of death Fluffy measured at 300 centimeters.

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