Hair Maker Machine™

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The Hair Maker Machine™ is a product created and advertised by Whispurrr in SwagCast Episode 1. It is designed to combat hair loss and give you a vast supply of hair. It may look suspiciously like a human baby, however it is most certainly not. It also costs the same price a human baby, which is not related to the fact that it resembles a baby.

## Terms and Conditions

In all legal sense and in the sense of the law this 'Hair Maker Machine™' is a charity that does not earn money from its copious sales and the money instead goes to a third party 'distributor' without any leftover payment going to an individual. To clarify, this does not mean that those who work at 'Hair Maker Machine™' are not illegally working and are legally documented as volunteers. Under no circumstances can the person who accepts these terms and conditions questioning the terms that have been put in place and are not allowed to take such matters to the court of law.

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