Lime Love

## Plot

Jaime sees a girl in a resturant he likes.

## Characters

* Jaime
* Louie
* Luis
* Brian
* Rebecca
* Arion
* Joy
* Brandy
* Zoe
* Simone
* Chris

**Brian**: Hey? Hey, Jaime? Wake up. *[Shakes him and he wakes up]*

**Jaime**: Huh? Oh, I'm up! Sorry, I didn't sleep too good last night *[Drinks chocolate milk]*

**Brian**: Well, thats watcha get for staying up. *[Someone comes in]* Someones here!

**Rebecca**: Okay, Jerry and Lion. Pick what you wanna eat!

**Jerry**: Lobster Claws!

**Lion**: Clawfish Cookies! *[The twins look at each other and begin shoving each other fighting over which is better]*

**Rebecca**: Everyday with this...*[Looks at Jaime and sees he's got a bloody nose]* Oh, my! Are you alright? Your nose is red *[Jaime slats blood on her face]* Gross!

**Brian**: Jaime!

**Jaime**: Gosh, I'm embarrassed! What have I done?! *[Falls back]*

**Rebecca**: Are you okay? Are you hurt?

**Brian**: He's uhh...*[Helps Jaime up]* Fine? I think?

**Jaime**: Y-yeah, Brian. Just fine. *[Looks at Rebecca again. She waves and smiles. Jaime's nose bleed bursts again and Brian moves him to the back.]*

**Brian**: Not fine! Not fine! *[Brian pushes Jaime in the back closet]* Jaime, are you okay?

**Jaime**: No! I'm not okay! *[Wipes the blood]* I never...felt this way before!

**Brian**: Felt...*[Pauces]* Oh! You like...uhh...what's her name?

**Jaime**: I don't know.

**Brian**: *[Blinks and groans]* Well, what are you waiting for? Go talk to her! *[Luis comes in]*

**Luis**: Hey, are y'all done in here yet? I don't know what to get Rebecca.

**Brian**: Who? The yellow chick?

**Luis**: Yes, the yellow chick! *[Jaime has another nose bleed and passes out]* What's wrong with him?!

### INT. TOON BAR - AFTERNOON

Jaime and Brian are sitting at a bar together. Brian spots Rebecca by herself.

**Brian**: Hey, check it out! There see is! Over there by herself.

**Jaime**: Oh, look at that. That's wonderful *[Looks away sad]*

**Brian**: What are you doing, numskull? Get your green butt over there and talk to her!

**Jaime**: Are you kidding me? I spat on her face with my blood 3 times! I doubt she wants to even SEE me!

**Brian**: I'm sure she'll forgive.

**Jaime**: I highy doubt- *[Looks over his shoulder]* Crap, she's coming over! *[Falls off his chair and runs off]*

**Brian**: Jaime! Wait!

**Jaime**: *[Runs into the bathroom panting]* I can't let myself be- *[Sees Joy, Brandy, Zoe, Chris, and Simone in the bathroom staring shocked at him]* Uhhh, I'm a girl trapped in a boy's body? *[Chuckles and shrugs. Cut to the outside of the bathroom. Punching and kicks can be heard. Jaime runs out the bathroom and into the boys]* Man, that hurt! *[Arion finishes washing his hands]*

**Arion**: What the heck happened to you? *[Joy pops her head in and Jaime turns around]*

**Jaime**: I uhh...fell down the stairs...

**Joy**: Oh, you should be more careful. *[Leaves]*

**Jaime**: *[Faceplates on the sink]* I hate my life

**Arion**: What's the matter with you, pisano?

**Jaime**: I like someone and I keep getting a bloody nose.

**Arion**: Pfft, can't be that bad. Show me this girl you like. *[Jaime peaks out the bathroom and sees Brian talking to her.]*

**Brian**: Hey, look. There he is! *[Points to Jaime. Rebecca turns to look]*

**Jaime**: DANG IT, BRIAN! *[Slams the door on Arion's neck, cutting it off]*

**Arion**: Ah! *[Laughs. His body walks out and puts his head back on]* Ah, that's better!

**Jaime**: I haven't been this nervous in my life before. What do i do? Man, screw it! *[Puffs up his chest and walks outside]*

**Brian**: Aye! It's the J name! *[Rubs Jaime's head and pushes him to Rebecca]* You two talk!

**Rebecca**: Hi, you must be Jaime! *[Holds out her hand]* I'm Rebecca!

**Jaime**: *[Holds back his nose bleed]* Hi-

**Rebecca**: How's your day?

**Jaime**: *[Holds back his nose bleed harder]* Hi-

**Rebecca:** So, uhh, Brian said you wanted to hangout with me?

**Jaime**: *[Holds back his nose bleed even harder]* Hi-

**Rebecca**: I'll take that as a yes. Hey, do you have red clown make up on or something?

**Jaime**: *[Holds back his nose bleed EVEN HARDER]* Hi-

**Rebecca**: Anyway, I got a babysitter for Jerry and Lion, so we can hangout all day tomorrow. Here's my number. *[Sees Jaime froze up. She puts the number in his head. This makes Jaime lose his plug. Jaime squirts blood all over Rebecca from his nose covering her in red. The Teens from earlier look at each other in concern]*

**Zoe**: *[Nervous tone]* Here comes the rejection...*[Simone gives a nervous look]*

**Rebecca**: Ew! The blood made a mess on the floor! Are you okay tho, Jaime?

**Jaime**: Y-yeah!

**Rebecca**: Oh, my gosh! Come on *[Holds his hand, causing Jaime to burst more and takes him to her car]*

**Jaime**: Aw, come on! *[Rebecca drives off]*

**Brian**: Well, he...*[A bit confused]* aced it? *[looks at Brandy and smirks]* Wanna get out of here? *[Brandy gives a confused look]*

### INT. KRABS ANCHOR - DAY

The next day, Jaime is shown in a good mood drinking coffee. Brian walks up sweeping. He sits by him.

**Brian**: Hey, James! What's up?

**Jaime:** Hey! It went great yesterday! She seems to be into me!

**Brian**: No way, I'm proud of ya!

**Jaime**: Yeah, I got her number!

**Brian**: Great, did you kiss her by any chance?

**Jaime**: No.

**Brian**: Oh, well, too bad so sad-

**Jaime**: SHE kissed ME! *[They high five each other]*

**Brian**: Dude, I'm so- *[Pauses]*

**Jaime**: What? You're so what? Is something wrong?

**Brian**: Uhh, remember when I was talking to her?

**Jaime**: Yeah, what about it?

**Brian**: She...she uhh...told me she has...well

**Jaime**: Has what?

**Brian**: HIV....and AIDS...

**Jaime**: *[Eyes widen, stands up, starts to gag, and then vomits a heck lot until all of the restaurant is filled up with vomit. Jaime lets out a blood curdling scream]]* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

**Brian**: AH!!! WHAT?!? WHAT THE HECK?!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?

**Jaime**: WE DID *IT* LAST NIGHT!!!

**Brian**: YOU DID WHAT?!?

**Jaime**: WE DID *IT*!!!

**Brian**: WHAT?!

**Jaime**: WE DID *IT* LAST NIGHT AT HER HOUSE!!!

**Brian**: JAIME, WHY?!?

**Jaime**: WE GOT INTO THE MOMENT AND IT JUST HAPPENED!!! WHY DIDN'T SHE GIVE ME THIS INFO SOONER?! WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME THIS INFO SOONER?!?

**Brian**: I THOUGHT SHE WOULD'VE TOLD YOU!!!

**Jaime**: OH, MY GOSH!!! *[Both of them exchange screams. Luis and Louie pop in worried. They exchange looks and then leave]*

**Luis and Louie**: Nope! Not getting sucked into this...

### INT. REBECCA'S HOUSE - DAY

Rebecca sits on her phone waiting for Jaime to call her until he comes to her house. Rebecca runs and answers the door.

**Rebecca**: Jaime! Y-you're here. Why didn't you call me.

**Jaime:** Rebecca! Why didn't you tell me you have HIV or AIDS?! I went to the doctor and now I'm infected!

**Rebecca**: Oh...that...I uhh...forgot to tell you...

**Jaime**: Damn right you did! Now, get this infected piece of crap out- *[Blood squirts out of his nose onto Rebecca]* AGH!!! That wasn't even the love blood!

**Rebecca**: Look, I'll fix this! I promise.

**Jaime**: *[Extremally angry]* GET YOUR BUTT DOWN TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE AND FIND A CURE OR I WILL PUT MY ARM SO FAR UP YOUR BUTT, IMMA USE YOU AS PUPPET!!! RIGHT NOW!!! GO!!!