Humions

Some humions, being stupid like usual

### Strengths

Specific humion batch abilities (see Humion Batches for details), Biological immortality and regeneration, Strong yet stupid determination

### Weaknesses

Humion-cores being damaged/destroyed which ruins/ends their life, All humions have some stupidity in them, Earth-X soil being infected which prevents humion-pods from growing and new lives being born

## Behind the Scenes

### Inspirations

Worker/Murder Drones, Helluvaboss demons, Chainsaw Man devils, Let's Split Up Wendigos, Minecraft mobs, SCP-682, Magic users, JoJo Stand Users, MEMES, SSTWL Left Hands, Steven Universe Gems, and Homestuck Trolls

**Humions are a unique kind of human that could have special abilities.** They look identical to normal humans, and they make up the cast of Cubic-Sun and Chronoromants.

## Humion Batches

Strangely enough, there are 11 different "batches" of Humions who each have their unique biology and set of powers. HOWEVER, batches are **not** subspecies, because ANY two Humions could make a child who will have an equal chance to be ANY of the 11 batches. But once in a blue-moon, a kid will be in the the ultra rare AWESOME-batch. Here are the Humion batches:

**Crimson** - These Humions are cybernetic in nature, and can do many cool things that robots do. They are based off the worker/murder drones from the series Murder Drones... but most of them are like the worker drones and are weak average civilians.

**Bloodorange** - These Humions are demonic in nature, have demonic powers, and can travel between Earth-X and the HECC. They are based off the demons from Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss... but most of them are like the imps and are weak average civilians.

**Orange** - These Humions have a strong tie to the many deities on Earth-X, and each deity represents a concept. They are the only ones who can make contracts with the deities and gain special abilities. But some of these Humions merge with a deity while still developing in their pod, which will make them a deity hybrid. They are based off of the devil hybrids from Chainsaw Man.

**Yelloworange** - These Humions can remold their organs in many ways, and have at least two forms. They are based off of the wendigos from Let's Split Up.

**Gold** - These Humions have Minecraft adventure mode, IN REAL LIFE. As long as they have tools, they can reshape the world and provide awesomeness to everybody! It's obvious what these peeps are based off of.

**Lime** - These Humions have exceptionally good regeneration and can even evolve their bodies to adapt to ANY environment. The black hole is possibly the most dangerous place in the universe, and these chumps can just adapt by gaining anti-gravity and thus NEVER falls into the black hole. They are based off of SCP-682 the indestructible reptile, however these Humions could still die if their Humion-core gets destroyed.

**Green** - THESE HUMIONS ARE MAGIC USERS YAY!!! XD They are the best at using magic and maybe all magic that Humions use comes from them!!! They are based off of magical stuff!

**Turquoise** - The cool kids of Humionkind. Each of these Humions are born with a entity that has a unique power, and are an extension of themselves. These people can use their entities to fight, travel, make daunting tasks simple, and save themselves. They are based off of the stand users from JoJo.

**Cobalt** - These are the edgy fuckers and memelords of Humionkind. Each of these humions have a object that object actually represent who they are. The object usually is stuck to them and fits on their body somewhere, and it could only be removed for short periods of time. The objects can have any power imaginable, based on what the item is. They are based off of object shows, and they go by the motto "All Toasters, Toast Toast".

**Indigo** - These are the big hams. They have hyper strength, can limitedly shapeshift parts of themselves into different tools, and they can fire indigo lasers. All of their powers, strength, and even life force is ultimately powered by the indigo sun. The indigo sun also has the purpose to expanding the pocket spaces of Earth-X so it will never be overpopulated. They are based off of the first guardians from Homestuck and the Left hands from Design. Yep, these chumps are truly the big hams.

**Purple** - They have their Humion-cores enveloped in gems, and every single purple-batch humions' gems are part of this giant network of crystal based entities. They can store things in bubbles, regenerate in impossible speeds, summon weapons, and could float. These chumps are based off of the gems from Steven Universe.

and last but not least!...

**AWESOME** - Little to nothing is known about them, but only three of them will ever exist in the whole Humion species. Not many people know this, but their births are seen as signs of GREAT future prosperity. Their powers seem to be unknown but theorized to be exceptionally great....

## Anatomy

Humions have Humion-cores which store their mind, memories, life, and DNA. The Humion-core is located right in the center of the chest, next to the heart. Humions seem to share a very similar anatomy with normal humans, but there are still differences...

**Crimson** - Their organs are all cybernetic, and they can even be repaired and modified in a mechanic store with no issue. Their blood is a oil-like substance, and they have an abundance of nerves that function as electrical wires. Their bones are 97% metal, and their muscles are strong enough to fling a plate across a block and then dent a tree.

**Bloodorange** - Their organs are demonic in nature as they have a bloody orange color, are contorted in uncanny ways, could have tendrils or eyes growing out of them, and maybe even be self aware like lashing at doctors during a surgery. These Humions are normally immune to fire, have night vision, and have the natural ability to teleport between Earth-X and the nether. However these Humions have thin muscle density and are less durable than average humans... in general though, there are exceptions obviously.

**Orange** - Everything's normal except for the circulatory system, where the major blood vessels are replaced by these long intestine-like tubes, which are abundant in their bodies. Strangely enough, these Humions have "orange juice" as their own blood... and if they drink orange juice from any source that isn't their own body, they will rapidly regenerate in milliseconds. Occasionally some of these Humions could merge with deities when they are still babies in their pods, and the merged deity could greatly impact anatomy. For example, a Humion who merged with the fish deity will have gills part of their lungs... or a Humion merged with the sun deity may have their internal organs be plasma-like.

**Yelloworange** - These Humions have generally very loose organs which can easily reconfigure. Their organs are covered in this dark substance which are special cells that aid in this. Most of these chumps have a second form, and their anatomies could vastly vary at that point.

**Gold** - These chumps look like normal humans, but all their internal organs look cubic and blocky like Minecraft. Their muscle density is extremally high, and built for mining/building. Two special organs located in their arms allow these chumps to do Minecraft adventure mode in real life. Their heart is a group of 10 smaller units, and represent their health. Their stomach is a chain of 10 units, and represents hunger.

**Lime** - Their anatomies seem normal at first, but their organs and body cavities are PACKED with globs of stem cells. This allows them to adapt to any environment, and their anatomies can evolve into various different arrangements when needed.

**Green** - Yay, now onto green! Their organs seem more thinner and compact, and they have additional things that allow them to use magic. These Humions seem to have an extra organ system that converts energy from food, into potential energy that can be used for magic.

**Turquoise** - For these Humions, 1/5 of their Humion-core is separate from their bodies and serve as the core of their symbiotic entity that they can command. The anatomies of these entities may share similar traits with human anatomy, but could vary greatly and there is no telling what they could be like. The lives of a Turquoise-batch Humion and their entity is completely linked... so if one get's a condition, gets sick, or dies... then the other one as well. Sometimes, some anatomical traits of the entities could also be present in their owner.

**Blue** - Each of these Humions have a special object that is part of them. The object has a "projection" that connects to each cell of their body, as it represents them. For extra craziness, their anatomy could be pure chaos as there could be hearts located in the stomach, brains located in arms, and even having three stomachs or just one giant kidney.

**Indigo** - These Humions seem to have similar anatomy as humans... but they have an exceptionally large muscle density even if many of them aren't muscular, and their bones are made of solid energy. If anything, their entire bodies are partially made of solid energy.

**Purple** - These Humions have their Humion-core encased inside of these gems of various colors and shapes. Their nervous system is extra webbed and allows them to be part of the purple-batch gem network.

**AWESOME** - So far, two out of the three awesome-batch Humions are found... and they are Billy and his mother. Their Humion-cores are encased inside of their cube-shaped hearts which serve as the central core of their entire body. Aside from that, the rest of their anatomy is indistinguishable from that of a normal human's.

## Lifecycle

**Birth:** Humions reproduce by first engaging in [REDACTED] like normal humans. Nine months later, the mother produces a "Humion-seed" which is cube shaped. This object gets planted, grows into a plant-like structure, and produces one or more Humion-pods..... which is a small printer sized and cube shaped object. Another nine months later, the pod hatches and a new Humion is born.

**Life:** Humions are biologically immortal, but not invulnerable. Humions age like normal humans until the age of 100. After this, a Humion gets reset back to age 20 and ages normally until they hit 40. Then the Humion resets back to age 20.... and this repeats forever.

**Death:** Humions will live and regenerate as long as their Humion-cores are not destroyed. However the core could suffer damages or genetic issues... which is why Humions could face life-long illnesses, loosing body parts, or other conditions like any normal human.

## Genetics

Humions (and all other life on Earth-X) have a genome that consists of 3 structures: DNA, tiny supercomputers, and quantum crystals. The DNA helps make proteins with endless properties, the tiny supercomputers helps "program" how their body and mind works, and the quantum crystals control their body's laws of physics. All three parts of the genome are equally as important. This makes Humion biology much more complex and flexible than any normal DNA based life, but many Humions are dumbasses anyways, so they are on par with humans.

Onto inheritance. Each parent passes on half of their genome, and the two halves create the new humion like normal.

## Psychology

Humion psychology is as eccentric and various as it can get. They can range from dumb rock-like idiots... to people who are not so normal... to intelligent prodigies that can invent 10 new uses of moss every day... to psychos who love bashing skulls but saving bunnies... to silent deadpan but deadly individuals... to hyperactive adventurers who just want to know wtf is going on with the universe.

Humions can range from being obsessed with an videogame for life, being irrationally afraid of ice cream, having the habit of plucking armpit hairs, having the compulsion to only eat at one restaurant, developing romantic feelings for objects, engaging in reckless life threatening behaviors, developing profound stupidity, and much more. Even the most normal and sane Humions has at least one thing about them like this.

SOME, but not all, humions could have exceptionally great skill in something... like perfectly remembering every single pages of a book, distinguishing the taste between every breed of grapes, knowing every detail of a video game, and so on.

## Civilization

All of Humion civilization is united as one giant overarching country which is split into many nations with their own type of governments. The overarching nation is ruled by a democratic voting system and parliament assembled from every leader from every nation. The nations seen in the story so far are: Swagtown, The THICC CITIES, Cytopia, LVAonifer, Newgrouns, Taxian, Okesai, Craftia, and Tropica. Their geographies, climates, and governments will be explained below.

Swagtown - This nation is on an island, and has been carved into a square-shape due to artificial interventions. The nation is lined with a beach, and is split into super city, agent city, a forest full of mountains, and a grassy plain. Super city is where chaos, monster battles, and city wide destruction happens... but everything gets magically repaired the next day due to controlled supernatural forces. Agent city is more calm and grounded, and has a noir vibe to it. The grassy plains are very suburban. The nation has warm weather all year... except for December and January which snows. Swagtown is ruled by a mayor which is more of a elected monarch, and everyone has to listen to what they say. Fortunately the currently elected mayor is still chill...

The THICC CITIES - This nation is the largest nation ever, and is filled to the brim with skyscrapers that are wide as mountains and taller than the clouds. The nation is also the richest nation ever, however it's buildings and tech are not as futuristic as the ones from Cytopia. The nation is massive and has a variety of climates that range from temperament all the way to arctic. The government consists of a oligarchy of three council members.

Cytopia - This nation is the most futuristic appearing nation ever and is packed with futuristic neon cities. [REST OF INFO TO BE ADDED...]

## Humion Friendship

This topic is even more popular, vital, touchy, sensitive, and taboo than romance itself... and means one of the most important things to a Humion in their biologically immortal lives. Unlike most living beings who know the one type of friendship that we are familiar with, Humions can experience four types of friendship. It's alright to get confused about some of them since Humion psychology gets wacky.

The first type of friendship is the one that most living beings are familiar with. Where two individuals mutually provide each other with support, help, and good emotions. There is not much to talk about for this one obviously. These are called friends.

The second type of friendship revolves around mentorship and revitalization... instead of a mutual desire to hang out. Where two people provides each other with lots of the right stuff and energy to help get through the chaos of life. Think of the second type of friendship as wanting to hang out with someone just to recharge and grow stronger... but on a much more vital level. These are called frentors.

The third type of friendship is like the "opposite" of the first. Where two individuals mutually provide each other with competition, constructive criticism, and a fun rivalry with no end. It is like having a lolcow that you always want to mess with, and that you want to always best at. But you also want to see them grow too and try to best you back like a reciprocal relation .... basically frenemies but more. These are called frivals.

The fourth type of friendship is utterly the most complex and confusing one, and involves a single relation between SEVEN individuals instead of two. This is where there are two "teams", each having 3 individuals... and a lead individual known as the "announcer" sets challenges for them. Everyone is in a state of conflict with each other, but all seem to highly enjoy the process. The functionality of this type of friendship is not known well, but it is shown to have vital positive effects as a whole... like every type of friendship. These are called freams.