Jehovah-1

**Jehovah 1**, more commonly known as **JHVH-1**, is a wrathful alien space god from a corporate sin galaxy, and he is known by many other names such as **Wotan**, **Ra**, etc. He is one of the Elder Gods, who also include several other interesting gods among their ranks, such as Eris Discordia (who may be his wife) and Cthulhu.

He transmitted the PreScriptures to "Bob" in 1953. He has allied with a race of aliens from Planet X known as the X-ists, who plan on destroying Earth on X-Day. He is worshiped by many members of the Church of the SubGenius for his many Slackful deeds such as The Divine Emaculation of "Bob" and his alliance with the X-ists to help bring about X-Day. Like "Bob", Jehovah 1 enjoys sex with many different partners, and Jehovah 1 has fathered many gods and demigods, much like one of his best friends, the god who the Romans called Jupiter and the Greeks called Zeus, who was also a sex maniac and likewise became father to many gods and demigods. Jehovah 1 and Zeus often cruise around the universe and go out partying together at the best intergalactic clubs, trying to pick up hot alien chicks, but usually they just get so drunk on Binsky's nuclear beer they end up passing out and wake up the next morning in bed together with strange questions about their sexual orientations. Even Wikipedia knows about Jehovah 1, which is pretty amazing considering how far away he lives.

## Powers and Abilities

**Angelic Abomination:** Jehovah-1 with this power is an angel, and not all angels are "beautiful" by human standards; as some look outright terrifying and not remotely human in anyway. These types of angels which are considered "abominations" take on bizarre monstrous forms, sinister geometric shapes, or even being so alien in appearance that no man can understand or withstand them physically or mentally; like flaming wheels, multiple/even dozens of eyes, arms or no arms, multiple faces, heads and wings all over their bodies, appearing as eldritch-type beings without being actual eldritch entities. Even appearing to be physically made of stone or metal, being made of holy fire and/or light, lacking certain crucial parts of a "normal" human and even animal anatomies, having the heads of eagles, lions and bulls, being entirely different from what mortal humans are use to.

**Spirit Divinity:** Jehovah-1 has the spirit form of divinity and divine powers granting them an immense amount of raw power beyond the mundane, making Jehovah-1 a divine being by nature, a status which can be obtained several ways. Jehovah-1 can gain this type of divinity by having a divine spirit ancestry, being transformed into a divine spirit either by another more powerful spirit divinity, a deity, higher being, by faith, channels, acts as a vessel for, the power/soul of a deity, to mimic/steal powers from a divine spirit, be enhanced/evolved to the point of godhood, or just being a divine spirit in the first place. However, at times Jehovah-1 with the divine spirit is weaker or stronger than deities depending on the type of divine being they are in question.

**Divine Aura:** Jehovah-1 can surround themselves in divine energy, which can cause others to submit to them.

**Aether Aura:** Jehovah-1 can release and surround themselves in/with Aether for defensive and/or offensive purposes, possibly becoming almost untouchable and granting them various abilities/attacks. The aura may also give Jehovah-1 enhanced physical capabilities such as speed, strength and durability.

**Cosmic Aura:** Jehovah-1 can surround themselves in cosmic energy. They can use the aura for combative or defensive purposes.

**Ethereal Mimicry:** Jehovah-1 is made up of or can transform their body completely into pure "Ether", a substance that pervades all Universal Space. This material is found in "The Plane of Ethereal substances" mentioned in The Kybalion, a book written by a mysterious group called "The Three Initiates". This group was apparently followers of a philosophy based on the teachings of Hermes Trismegistus.

**Spirit Physiology:** Jehovah-1 with this ability either is or can transform into a spirit: a supernatural and conscious (although may not be necessarily sentient) being that in its normal state is incorporeal, invisible, and immaterial. Many spirits are able to materialize either by shifting into a more solid form or by taking a vessel to give them physical shape, which can be done either by possessing an already existing form (either a living being or an object) or by animating and wrapping part of the environment "around" them.

**Influential Presence:** Jehovah-1's mere presence in an area or proximity or even an individual can cause bizarre or strange effects and changes to the surrounding areas. The effects and cause of unusual changes is determined on the nature of the presence that’s affecting it which can be from loss of superpowers, weather changes, hostility or wonder in people, etc. The area is under the mercy of Jehovah-1's inexplicable presence which can cause positive or negative influences.

**Menacing Presence:** Jehovah-1 possesses an overwhelming and intense menacing presence that induces fear and dread into those around them, which can cause hallucinations, insanity, self-doubt/insecurity, weakness, or even paralysis or death.

**Mesmerizing Presence:** Jehovah-1 has an overwhelmingly hypnotic presence which bends the minds of whoever gazes upon the user to their whim, dominating beings around them and making them utterly enamored upon Jehovah-1. They can hypnotically cause subjects to like Jehovah-1, trust, respect even love them and become doting sycophants that will do anything to please them.