Barry Barris

**Barry Barris** is a main character of Farzar. He is a formerly lauded and accomplished inventor, who has now gone senile with age but still insists on working, leading him to create some really messed up inventions, such as his mutant son, Billy. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". He is voiced by David Kaye.

## Biography

Barry Barris was an accomplished scientist and inventor back in the day, who did great things for Dome City. However, after suffering a few mental breakdowns in his later years, he has since gone completely insane and senile and is now a psychopath who invents fucked up machines that legally, shouldn't exist. His most notable invention is his "son", Billy, an artificially gene-spliced mutant, created with the body parts of several different animals and aliens.

In "Welcome to Farzar", Barry joined S.H.A.T. as the team scientist and had Billy work with him.

## Appearance

Barry Barris is a white senior man with grayish-white hair that used to be orange, growing off of the sides of his otherwise bald head. He wears an orange jumpsuit and a white labcoat and matching white boots over it.

## Personality

Barry Barris is a mentally deranged scientist with several psychological issues and medical conditions such as schizoprenia, multiple personality disorder, and intrusive thoughts. Barry has a hobby for making sick and fucked up machines, most of which he uses specifically for sexually harassing people, such as a portal watch he uses to watch his mother in the shower. Needless to say, Barry has a pretty bad dating life, since whenever he's not raping or kidnaping people, he's stalking them and threatening them with violence and/or suicide to have sex with him. Barry is suicidal and constantly has thoughts of killing himself. Barry is a scizophrenic, who has the voices of several different personalities in his head, such as a very hostile guy telling him to kill himself and a crazy nymphomaniac named Pineapple Charles.

## Inventions

* **Billy** - Barry's most notable and prominent invention, an artificially gene-spliced behemoth, created with the body parts of several different animals and living creatures. Barry considers this creature to be a son and loves and protects him with all his heart.
* **Bouncy Castle Pellet** - A rainbow pellet that turns into a giant bouncy castle when it gets wet. He invented this so that other people would take off their shows so that he can sniff them.
* **Suislide Whistle** - A battery-powered slide whistle that causes people's heads to explode when they use it.
* **Wormhole Watch** - A watch that can open portals to other locations. Initially, it could only open portals to his mother's shower until Bazarack tinkered with it and gave it the ability to go to different places too.
* **Shrink Ray** - A laser gun that makes things shrink.
* **Robot Penis** - A replacement penis for Scootie, following the destruction of his human one. Originally, he made it small to match his own but as per Scootie's request, he resized it into a massive BBC with a drill for a meatus.
* **Pussy Magnet** - A very literal "pussy magnet", being a giant mechanical magnet that attracts vaginas. He's gotten himself in trouble with this.
* **Freeze Ray** - A ray gun that can freeze things in time and unfreeze them. Barry was never seen using it. It was only shown in action when Zobo stole it.
* **Crowbot** - A giant cyborg crow that he built to be a replacement for the robots that all went on strike. Unfortunately, it killed itself immediately.
* **Say Yesatron** - A ray gun that turns people's "no"s into "yes"s.
* **Cloning Machine** - A machine than cat create genetic clones of people.
	+ **Renzo's Clone** - A clone of Renzo made with the cloning machine.
* **Truth Blaster** - A laser gun that forces people to tell the truth.
* **Mega Brain** - A colossal robotic motherboard that can read people's thoughts, complete with mind-reading helmets that display what people are thinking out loud.
	+ **Mind-Reading Helmet** - Helmets that go with the Mega Brain. They audibly display people's thoughts and detect whether they're thinking positively or negatively.
* **Cluckinator Fuckinator** - A genetically modified sentient cluckinator burger with tits and an ass.
* **Memory Gun** - A laser gun that can implant false memories in people's brains. It's an expensive gun so if you don't pay for Memory Gun premium, the false memories will come with product placements for such things as Lexus, Pantene, and Maybelline.
* **Brain Switching Machine** - A machine that can switch people's brains.
* **Brain Transporter** - A machine that can shrink people down and transport them inside of people's brains.
* **Sexual Assault Rifle** - A revolver that shoots dildos.

## Relationships

### Family

* **Billy** - Barry created Billy in his laboratory and considers him to be his greatest invention. He has grown very attached to Billy and loves him with all his heart, even considering him to be like a son to him. The kindness and compassion Barry shows toward Billy is surprisingly very heartwarming and genuinely one of the most healthy family relationships portrayed on the show, as unorthodox as it may be. Billy also loves Barry back, seeing him as a father who he's eternally glad to call his own. In "Save the Reaper Demons", Billy was upset with Barry after getting frustrated with how messed up his body was. However, he later found out that his mutilated body is actually beneficial if he knows how to use it properly and he thanked Barry for creating him the way he did. In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Barry let his religion get in the way of parenting and failed to pay attention to Billy, ultimately leading to the latter selling his body for sex. When Barry realized his mistake, he stepped in to save Billy before he could get raped and redirected his suitors toward the Cluckinator Fuckinator. Barry apologized for how he had been acting lately and he and Billy reconciled.
* **Mrs. Barris** - Barry is a sick pervert with an oedipus complex. He has a regular hobby of using his wormhole watch to open portals to his mother's shower so he can watch her bathe naked in there for his own sexual pleasure.
* **Mr. Barris** - Barry was sexually abused by his father as a kid. As mentioned in "Robot Revolution", Mr. Barris would regularly force Barry to partake in "touchy time", which he was instructed not to tell anyone about. Barry horribly resents his father for how he treated him. It can also be presumed that this molestation toward Barry is what turned him into the fucked up person he is today.

### Friends

* **Renzo** - Barry is one of the top scientists, who works for Renzo. However, he is not as competent as he used to be, thanks to the myriad of mental breakdowns he's had in the past. Barry often invents things for Renzo to help him but most of his inventions turn out to be completely useless. Because Barry is friends with Renzo, he is given special privileges that other citizens of Dome City don't get. Barry also assists Renzo with carrying out illegal activities, such as in "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", when he performed an abortion on him. In "Memory Wars", Barry suggested that Renzo kill his son, Fichael.
* **Fichael** - Barry works for Fichael on The S.H.A.T. Squad. He often invents things to help him out on the team but like with Renzo, Barry's inventions usually turn out to be completely worthless and counterproductive.
* **Scootie** - In "Robot Revolution", Barry helped Scootie by building him a robot penis.

### Enemies

* **Bazarack** - Barry is the enemy of Bazarack as he works as a space warrior, defending Dome City from him and his Alien Armada.

## Trivia

* Barry Barris has an oedipus complex and has a hobby of watching his mom in the shower.
	+ He was molested by his father as a child, which probably explains some of this.
* Barry eats his own hair.
* Barry is a schizophrenic who has the voices of several different personalities in his head:
	+ A hostile but calm man repeatedly telling him to kill himself.
	+ A loud-mouthed British guy, who defends Barry's right to live.
	+ A grouchy old man who hates young people.
	+ A stereotypical distinguished British chap.
	+ Pineapple Charles, a crazy psychopath who loves having massive orgys with the other personalities.
* In "Memory Wars", it was revealed that Barry is bisexual, as he was shown to commonly have sex with an 18-Year-Old Dwarf.
* He is the Farzar counterpart of Stanley Hopson from Paradise PD. Given that Stanley Hopson didn't have a Brickleberry counterpart, this makes Barry Barris Stanley's first ever counterpart in all of Waco O'Guin and Roger Black history.