Mafia: Fairrange/I'm Just Not Ready To Die

***I'm Just Not Ready To Die*** is the first episode of *Mafia: Fairrange*.

# ***Story***

*Dramatic, eerie music begins to play as the show opens to a shot of a secluded town in the wild west. The host of the series, Hoola, walks out into the middle of the street, a tumbleweed passing by.*

**Hoola**: Welcome to Fairrange. This abandoned town in the most secluded part of New Mexico is where 8 people will be playing the brand new game of Mafia.

*A few shots of people walking through the surrounding desert, without the faces hidden, are shown. Once these shots conclude, we see the eight people standing in front of Hoola.*

**Hoola**: Welcome. One at a time, you will all introduce yourselves. Person all the way to the left, you start.

*The person all the way to the left takes a step forward, and introduces themselves.*

**Uke**: Hi, I'm Uke, I'm from Manitoba, and I'm old.

*A few people, noticeably Hoola, chuckle at this, as Uke takes a step back.The person next to him takes a step forward.*

**Boodah**: I'm Boodah. I am not old. I like video games, writing, and Survivor.

*The introductions continue down the line.*

**Life**: Hi... I guess? My name is Life and I'm male. I live in Australia. That's pretty much it.

**Meli**: Hey, I'm Melissa! or you can call me Meli, and I use she/her pronouns. I’m a big gamer and love videography, but yeah, nice to meet you peeps.

**Eevee**: Heyyy I’m Eevee and I’m a high school student. I’m a big Survivor fan and I’m into video games and that kind of thing.

**Dani**: Hey yall! I'm Dani. I'm 14 and I go by she/her. I enjoy watching Survivor and reading all sorts of stuff.

**Ella**: Hey, I'm Ella and I have a McDonalds addiction. Nice to meet you all and I am obsessed with Harry Potter. Also I’m from the Netherlands.

**PvZ**: Hi. Hello. Ni Hao. I exist. Call me PvZ.

*A few people laugh at this, and Hoola claps their hands together.*

**Hoola**: Alright, as you can see, behind you all, there are 8 houses, 4 on either side of the street. Your own name is on your mailbox, that is your house. They are all identical, except for one thing. On the coffee table in each house is a card, containing your role. Never show anyone else your card, unless told to by me. The roles in this game are: Mafia, Accomplice, Sheriff, Healer, Judge, Joker, Jester, and Commoner. On the back of the card is the rules of your role. Within the next 24 hours, the Mafia, Sheriff, and Healer must perform their roles. Good luck, go get your houses.

*Everyone heads to their own house, and they walk inside. All eight doors are heard closing, almost simultaneously.*

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## House #1: Ella

*The camera first follows Ella, as she enters the house labeled “1” on the rusty mailbox. She walks into the house, and turns to her right to see her card on the coffee table. It is the **Judge** card.*

**Ella**: Nice.

*Ella places the card in her pocket, then decides to walk to the saloon to get a drink. She arrives, and meets the bartender, Nemo. The two have a quick chat, as Ella’s confessional plays.*

*Ella takes a swig of her drink and lets out a laugh at something Nemo said.*

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## House #2: Boodah

*Boodah is shown entering the second house, directly next to Ella’s house. On his coffee table is his card, which is that of the **Joker**. He puts the card in his shirt pocket, and his confessional begins.*

*Boodah then sits on his couch, wondering what to do.*

**Boodah**: Alright so I'm supposed to pick someone's vote to watch right?

*Boodah pulls his card out and reads the instructions on the back, finding out that yes, he does have to.*

**Boodah**: I choose Pvz because why not?

*He smiles at his choice, before the scene fades to the next house.*

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## House #3: Dani

*Dani is shown walking into the third house. On her coffee table is the Commoner card. Seeing it, Dani sighs.*

**Dani**: Well, someone had to be.

*Dani goes to get a glass of water from her kitchen, her confessional playing as she does so.*

*Dani then sighs again, yawning, before taking a sip of water. The scene then fades.*

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## House #4: PvZ

*The camera now follows PvZ, as he walks past the rusty mailbox labeled “4”. He finds his card, and the music gets an evil tone, as it is shown to be the **Mafia** card. PvZ gives an evil grin, saying nothing.*

*The shot then fades.*

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## House #5: Meli

*The scene then switches to show Meli walking into the fifth house, directly across from PvZ’s house. She turns to her right, much like everyone else, and spots her card. Unlike everyone else, it is the card of the **Accomplice**. She chuckles evilly as the music takes the same dark turn that it did for the Mafia’s reveal.*

*The scene then fades to the sixth house.*

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## House #6: Life

*With the camera now inside the sixth house, we see Life opening the front door and stepping inside. He turns to his right, much like the others, to find the purple and yellow **Jester** card. Seeing this, he smiles.*

**Life**: Yeah, boy!

*Life emphasizes this with an arm pump, before tucking the card away in his back pocket.*

*After his very brief confessional, Life goes into his bedroom and sits on his bed.*

**Life**: You heard it here first, the mafia is Ella.

*Satisfied, Life decides to have fun and climb out the window onto his roof.*

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## House #7: Uke

*The camera follows Uke as he walks in the seventh house. On his coffee table is the **Sheriff** card. Uke picks it up and heads over to the fridge, grabbing a beer from it.*

*After chugging his beer, Uke burps, then drunkenly slurs,*

**Uke**: I love you, Hoolz…

*Uke then lounges on his couch, drinking his second beer in one minute.*

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## House #8: Eevee

*The camera focuses on the rusty mailbox labeled with the number 8, before Eevee walks by it, and enters the house. He, like everyone else thus far, turns to his right, and spies the white and red **Healer** card resting on the table.*

**Eevee**: Ooh, nice.

*He then tucks the card into his pocket, before lounging on his sofa.*

**Eevee**: Waiting for my OTTP healer edit.

*Eevee then grabs a magazine on oddly-shaped tumbleweeds, and begins reading.*

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## The Saloon

*The scene then changes to the saloon, which is a large room containing a u-shaped bar counter, with a wall full of drinks, a TV screen hanging on it as well. The camera pans to the door, where Ella walks in and takes a seat, striking up a conversation with Nemo, the bartender.*

**Ella**: God, I need to not talk right now. If I go to anyone else’s house in public, I’m dead. I’m killed. It’s that simple.

**Nemo**: You know you can sneak to the front doors of people’s houses, right?

**Ella**: I’ll probably do that after the first events happen.

*Nemo smirks, as Ella’s confessional begins.*

**Nemo**: Y’all are playing scared.

**Ella**: I ain’t scared, b\*\*\*\*, I’m just not ready to die.

*Ella sips her drink, before the camera cuts to someone sneaking up to someone else’s house, that being Eevee arriving at Dani’s.*

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## Dani’s House

*Eevee knocks on Dani’s door, waking the latter up from their nap on the couch in her house. Dani opens the door, and sees Eevee.*

**Dani**: Oh hey. I just woke up.

*Dani gives a small laugh, and invites Eevee in. They sit down on the couch that Dani was just napping on.*

**Eevee**: I don’t know what’s going on honestly. I haven’t talked to anyone.

**Dani**: Me neither. By the way, I’m a commoner.

**Eevee**: I’m the healer.

*There is then a slight silence.*

**Dani**: Is there anyone you trust yet?

**Eevee**: Not really, because I haven’t talked to anyone.

**Dani**: Oh, right. Is there anyone we should start a chat with?

**Eevee**: I’m actually going to talk to Uke later, so possibly him.

**Dani**: Ok, ok.

*The camera then zooms in on Eevee’s face.*

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## Uke’s House

*The camera then zooms out from Eevee’s face, now showing him sitting on Uke’s couch, with the sheriff sitting next to him.*

**Eevee**: You’re the only person I’ve talked to so I have no clue what’s going on.

*The scene then cuts to another confessional from Eevee.*

*The scene then fades to a commercial break.*

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## The Reveal

*On the town broadcast speakers, we hear the producer’s voice echo throughout the town.*

**Voice of Hoola**: It is time for the results of the round! Head to the Saloon!

*The camera focuses on a tumbleweed rolling through the empty streets, before cutting to show the 8 members sitting in the saloon, staring at the crackly overhead TV. Hoola appears on screen.*

**Hoola**: You eight are the eight members of Fairrange. However, you are about to become… seven.

*The eight members all nod, understanding what will happen.*

**Hoola**: Last night, you may have heard a gunshot. That was the mafia, in the house of…

*The camera focuses on Eevee, then PvZ, then Uke, and finally, Ella.*

**Hoola**: Eevee, who was shot.

*Eevee’s face drops, while Boodah collapses in shock.*

**Dani**: *(saddened)* Noooooooo! Robbed.

**Ella**: *(screams)* RIP Eevee.

*Eevee is stunned into silence, and Hoola continues.*

**Hoola**: Eevee, please exit the saloon through the back, to the graveyard.

*Nemo, the bartender, unlocks the door to the graveyard, and Eevee silently walks through.*

**Hoola**: You now have 24 hours to lock in your vote, by placing the plaque of the person you want to send to the grave on your fridge in your house. I’ll see you all tomorrow.

*The seven remaining living people exit the saloon. First, the camera focuses on Uke.*

*The camera then follows Dani as she walks into her house.*

*The camera then focuses on the door to the graveyard, as the end credits play on the screen.*

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## Next Time in Fairrange...

*After the first death, a new alliance forms.*

**Uke**: Anyway *(sticks out hand)* guess I should introduce myself first. The name is Ukeski.

*And Ella is finally ready to play the game.*

**Ella**: I want to talk to Life and Meli.

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