Joe Smith

Joseph Mamma Smith, colloquially referred to as “Joe Smith” is the major and primary villain of the 4th Tournament Arc. He is associated by the community with unconsensual acts of sexual deviancy as well as the constant desire and failure to have his cock endowed in the juices of coochie. He was cursed by an unknown mage to be an eternal virgin.

## Plot

After the Fourth Tournament arc began, Gabriel had immediately taken a dislike to Joe.

## Abilities and Equipment

Smith is a character with arguably the most diverse set of options at his disposal, being able to react accordingly in an array of situations, something that proved to be one of the hardest obstacles for Gabriel to overcome yet. Despite his raw power, a common motif in his abilities is that he is not always in control of them.

### Sentient Mobile Phone

Smith’s most iconic piece of kit is undoubtedly his sentient smartphone, which is his greatest ally throughout the story. Despite the power it holds in planning battle strategy and pornography supply, Smith lacks full control of it because it has the mind of a human and it is able to perform actions of its own volition. This is most infamously shown in the classic chapter, “Hottest Day of the Year” referring to both the figurative and literal meanings of the term “hot”. In this turn of events, Smith is unusually the innocent victim. The summer heat had proven too much for him to bear, therefore he had removed all of his clothes but his pubic undergarments. Whilst using the fictional app “Snapchat” he was having sexually explicit conversations with 10 girls at once being the flirting god that he is. As his lust blinded him, he ignored his sentient phone’s demands for charging and as a consequence, it took the effort to swipe all the way to the camera screen, take a picture of his underwhelmingly sized cock, and send it to only one specific contact he rarely spoke to against his will or command.

### Chokuritsu Chinko no Ken

Under the training of Jefurī Eppusutain-Sensei, Smith acquired the ancient art of 直立ちんこの 拳 (chokuritsu chinko no ken) known in English as the Fist of the Erect Cock. Because the human body is 70% water, a user of this technique is able to harness the power of their sexual energy and convert it into raw chi when their cock ceases to be flaccid and channel it into raw strength. In a normal person the effects of this technique are negligible but under the guidance of his noble teacher as well as a severe porn addiction, Smith was able to overcome the boundaries of human horniness and can muster up near infinite amounts of sexual desire at will. This is the reason he is referred to by martial art masters as the 人間界の精液鬼 (ningenkai no seikioni) or “Cum Demon of the Human Realm”. In spite of his seemingly unlimited potential, Smith is unable to relive himself of his raging boners, and has multiple sex offender charges from molesting civilians when he is unable to just put it in a sock.

### Racism

Smith is famous for his abilty to use his racist tendencies as a weapon against foes he deems racially inferior. In a flashback scene he is shown dominating the 2018 Texas Racism Olympics with his ingenious word play on the Forbidden Shout. He however lacked the ability to discern whether or not it was actually funny and he once mentioned under his breath that he had been forcefully removed from the ancient college of Oldstead for directing it towards ethnic minorities. This is not to undermine his masterful use of such warfare however, as he has no fear in using it against anyone.

## Criminal Record

* Sexual Harassment (x231)
* Sexual Assault (x56)
* Attempted Rape (x9)
* Racially Aggravated Battery (x14)
* Racially Motivated Battery (x9)
* Hate Speech (x6721)
* Attempted Genocide (x2)
* Possession of Child Pornography (967 TB)
* Public Indecency (x8172)

If you are wondering how Smith has managed to avoid prison, the number of years he is sentenced to overloaded court systems as it is not equipped to handle such high integers, causing his punishment to be officially listed as -9 Years of Community Service.