Goblit Witsuha

**Goblit** is a goblin who bears a suspicious resemblance to Leaflit, except that she is green and has a raspy voice.

She was born from her mother's rear-end. Goblit lives under Leaflit's bed and steals crispy socks. Prefers the finest organic tiddy milk and maggot cheese. A major advocate of sustainable organic farming. Her favorite musician is Tom Green.

Goblit was destroyed by Wizard of the Poop. Her spirit continues to haunt Leaflit's house, and she promises to return and enact her revenge. Her followers are currently working to gather enough slime cores to sacrifice for her resurrection. The slime population's current conservation status is at risk.

## Resurrection Stream

On the 6th day of the 6th month in the year of our lord 2021 Goblit's resurrection had been completed. The necromancy used in the resurrection ended up going wild as a result of being empowered by 3 million slime cores and also roused the dead from their graves, wiping out the population of some as of now unnamed kingdom.

## Known powers and abilities

1. Can make any tub into a hot tub with bubbles through forbidden techniques that will not be spoken of or put to parchment. Possibly Ecto-Cooler flavored?
2. Can cancel Goblin racists via the power of social media.
3. Can shit on command.
4. Thinks your waifu is shit.

## The Knights of Goblit

Goblit has already begun amassing her followers and knighting her champions with her feet. The first requirement to join is consuming a Rocky Mountain Oyster. You may also gain knighthood by consuming maggot cheese.

1. Sabbrewolf - Grand Cross of the Queen's Guard and 1st Master Ritualist
2. Methylene - 1st Ritualist of the Queen's Guard
3. Nugguccino - 1st Knight of the Right Step and 4th Master Ritualist
4. AShyMoth - 1st Knightess of the Left Step
5. TotallyArk - 1st Knight of the Left Hand
6. Fyrehaz - 1st Knight of the Right Hand
7. JeffyKW - 2nd Master Ritualist of the Queen's Guard 2nd Order
8. Schizius - 2nd Knight of the Right Hand
9. Some\_guy1729 - 2nd Knight of the Left Hand
10. Renzelblade04 - 2nd knight of the Left and Right Step
11. SilverGoldenFlame - 3rd Knight of the Left Step
12. AnonymousDragonSlayer 3rd Master Ritualist

## Squires of Goblit

After months of underground trading of slime cores and maggot cheese Sabbrewolf the 1st Knight of the Queen's Guard managed to embezzle enough funds to sneak a new ritual to the masses via collectable cards. Preying on the addictive nature of Gacha and disposable income (Lunch Money) of the children of Axias to further raise funds for Goblit's Army. Becoming a squire of the Knights of Goblit requires acquiring at least 1 of the necessary cards via StreamLoots . To rise to Knight status you must take part in the ritual to summon our Queen.

An unfortunate side effect is that due to close proximity of the ritual cards with the other cards the magic of them has an ability to influence Goblit to the letter of the spell.. if not the spirit of the spell when she has been summoned by Ritual.

## Gaining Ranks

The Knights of Goblit is a meritocratic order. Contributions to every ritual is rewarded with honors and is acknowledged by increasing your Order starting from 2nd Order.

How to Gain Honors

Ritualist Honors - If you are already a Knight then playing the Head of Goblit as part of the ritual will grant you Ritualist Honors.

Order Ranks (2nd Order and up) - Every ritual you take part in after the fact increases your order (2nd Order -> 3rd Order) Up to 10th Order. At 10th Order you gain a Class rating starting at 3rd class and the order count restarts. So it would be 3rd Class and then 3rd Class 2nd Order and so forth. (Unless you played the Head. Then you gain Ritualist Honors. If you already have them you gain 2 ranks increases.)

Master Ritualist - To gain this highly prestigious designation you must completely summon Goblit with all 5 cards by yourself. Each SOLO ritual you complete after that grants you 4 Ranks of Order instead.

## Major Goblit Streams

On The 13th of April in the year of our lord 2022 in an effort to boost recruitment numbers The Queen deigned to allow lesser mortals to play games with her so she engaged in the zoomer activity of "Fortnite". In order to combat this a coordinated effort between the wizards and the goblin racists proceeded to buy up stock in the magic scrolls to assault the Queen. After a near waterboarding from 15 water drink redemption cards at once the First of the Queen's Knights and Grand Cross of the Queens' Guard Sabbrewolf jumped into action by chaining repeated protection spells (A special proprietary spell created by Asari Mitsuha). For several hours the wizards, headed by known Nemesis Wizard of Poop, attempted to time their attack spells during the brief window of time the protective ward faded but to no avail. He has earned a promotion as a result of his hard work.

This assault heavily drained the energies of the First Knight. But given enough time he will recover. Let it be known and documented on this day the Queen walked away with two #1 Victory Royales.

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/LeaflitVT/status/1390312900045131777