Spit Godot

The prosecutor known as Spit Godot standing with his coffee before a trial.

Owner of Spit Godot's Coffee Joint

Enemy to Lesbian Lana

Seripieri

VPollo

Queen Franziska

Fredworth

Drinking coffee and then spitting

Long walks on the beach

The taste of Mia's voluptuous breasts

Drinking coffee with creamer

> "Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee."
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Spit Godot is a rookie prosecutor, member of He11, Blood Brother to VPollo, and habitual spitter. His signature tactic to demoralize his opponents is to spit coffee either into their eyes or up their asses. The latter appears to have a strong "brainwashing" effect on all who are unfortunate enough to be caught by his coffee spit, such as Ema Skye, the sister of Lesbian Lana, who was also Spit Godot's first victim. However, it is unknown if some people have an innate resistance to the coffee spit or if it is effective on all people.

## **Lore**

The history of the man known as Spit Godot is scarce. Records point to him having appeared at some point in the server, but the exact timing is unknown. His moniker however, and his actions used to gain that moniker, are known to many, if not all the inhabitants of He11.

As the story goes, there was a case taking place in He11. A rare occurrence, to be sure, but one that is somewhat cherished amongst the community. Then, out of the blue, a new prosecutor appears. This man had burst into the court room and taken the prosecutor's stand without a second thought. This man who burst in was none other than Spit Godot himself. The trial was apparently for the woman known as Thot Maya. Her trial was, fittingly, for her crimes of being a thot.

As the trial progressed, things grew more and more unhinged (as things tend to in He11). The focus was meant to be on the trial at hand, but attention shifted to this rookie prosecutor and his disgusting coffee spitting habit. At first, Spit Godot only spat coffee onto the other courtroom members and occasionally slid them coffee. But then, all of a sudden, Spit Godot made the decision to spit coffee into the asses of the women in the courtroom, namely Lesbian Lana, Ema Skye, and Thot Maya. This caught everyone by surprise, and disgusted most everyone in the courtroom. Unbeknownst to all at the time, Spit Godot's coffee had some sort of "brainwashing" effect that slowly took control of Ema's mind. This caused her sister, Lesbian Lana, to try and shake her sister from Spit Godot's control. However, this proved futile, and within the span of two hours, Ema was under Spit Godot's full control and Lesbian Lana was left trying to understand what went wrong, what she could have done to help her sister, and how she would kill Spit Godot someday. Reports say that the hatred and rivalry between the two persists to this day.

After that day in court, Spit Godot disappeared for approximately a month, and no one in He11 had any clue as to where he was. He made a sudden resurgence as of late and has somewhat reestablished his standing within He11.

### **Family and Marriage**

Some consider Ema Skye to be a wife to Spit Godot, while others consider their relationship to have just been a short fling brought on by the mind controlling capabilities of the coffee spit. What is certain is that Ema Skye has been missing for some time, and no one has seen her since she stormed out on Spit Godot, not even her sister. It is also possible that Ema Skye gave birth to Spit Godot's child, but this has yet to be confirmed.

Court and marriage records have recently been received that point to the marriage between Spit Godot and the prosecutor, Fredworth.

Spit Godot has also recently been accepted into the VPollo royal family as a blood brother to VPollo himself. The circumstances of the sudden acceptance are unknown, but analysts point to the sudden reappearance of Spit Godot in He11 and slow reestablishment of his standing within the hierarchy of He11.

### **Organization Membership**

Several days after Ema left Spit Godot, he fell into league with Queen Franziska's Harem during another case in He11 and has remained a member ever since. It is common knowledge that Spit Godot holds a high reverence for his queen, Franziska, and it has been documented that he will spit into any person's ass that Queen Franziska orders him to spit into. While this may be absolutely abhorrent, this serves to show Spit Godot's undying loyalty for his queen and his loyalty to the Harem.

Coincidentally, Queen Franziska's Harem is also where Spit Godot first met Fredworth.

## Personality

Spit Godot's personality can be described as serious in the right situations, and disgusting in the wrong ones.

His prowess as a prosecutor has yet to be determined, but it is believed he has what it takes to become a great prosecutor someday. However, his habit of spitting coffee at opponents and slamming desks with his mug has led to some disagreements between himself and judges.

These habits and attitudes, however, ultimately do not take into account his natural determination to see a case through. Although his current amount of cases he has taken on is low, he has seen through every single one. His most daring (and arguably most exhausting) case was against a very incompetent Phoenix Wright, who kept the case running for upwards of 5 hours with next to no evidence. Regardless, Spit Godot kept on going and eventually won the case.

With his current amount of successes as a prosecutor standing at 6 wins, Spit Godot has many more cases to go before he can rise to the top as one of He11's best and brightest prosecutors.

## Occupation

   Spit Godot operates on a day-to-day basis as a prosecutor at the District Attorney's office. He has a track record of several wins under his belt already, and it can be assumed that there will be more wins to come. He has had no losses, but there has been at least 1 mistrial on a case he was involved in. Other than that, his record is bright.

It is also known that Spit Godot operates a small coffee shop known as Spit Godot's Coffee Joint. Complaints have arisen from the shop due to the employees being paid only in Spit Bucks, which is Spit Godot's specialized form of currency. However, the amount of complaints have recently decreased due in part to the offers of free merchandise and healthcare provisions.

Notable employees of Spit Godot's Coffee Joint include:

* Homo Hobo
* Fredworth
* Lesbian Lana
* Enigmapollo

## Appearance

Spit Godot's normal appearance is that of any Godot. However, the one main difference is the abundance of coffee stains on his shirt and vest, presumably due to his insatiable habit of spitting coffee. The specks of coffee in his white hair also stand out, and he has a hard time washing it out.

At times, his text bubbles are colored yellow, but whenever he is in a trial, they are always white.

## Trivia

* Spit Godot's favorite blend of coffee is Spit Godot's Special Blend #69, no doubt in reference to position 69.
* Spit Godot also has several other blends of coffee, all with meme references, These include: High Time Blend #420, Spitty's Rule #34, and Sexy Spit Shuffle #73.
* Spit Godot's favorite song to play in the server is the *Fragrance of Dark Coffee*, and he will always play it whenever a case is over.