Success, Choices & Secrets

For the episode, Natalie is in black and white colours while wearing a crop top, a strap midi dress, lace gloves, lowland boots

## Transcript

(episode starts)

5 volt: remember, don’t play games late at night, because I took your DS In your suitcase. now you behave

9 volt: ok then

5 volt: if I do hear any moments, Understand?

9 volt: ok, I’m too heavy to carry a suitcase

5 volt: you want me to do it?

9 volt: ok then

(Upbeat music playing)

Echosmith: At a secondary school, 9 volt will rock their world

Had to let him enroll because of a loophole

That's right, therewasabizzaretechnicallitydiscoveredinthecharteroftheschoolthat'sprettycomplicatedbutit's100%bindingsothat'sallyouneedtoknowis...

It was a technicality that changed his reality

And now 9 volt goes to school

And you best believe, he'll n-n-never leave

Now he's "Top of the 9 volt"

(the school bell rings)

9 volt: ah yes. Another day at West School Arts college

(lots of students run in)

Fronk: hello (gasps) He's an irritable, walleyed, misfit, puppy! Just like me.

Ana: Hey, mister, would you like a puppy?

Dribble: No. But I'll take one!

Kat: Okay.

Dribble: I'm going to cherish and care for this dog. And there's nothing you can do to stop me! (LAUGHS)

Young cricket: Now see here! (Angrily) Do you know how much I donate to the B'rith?

Sophia: (seems very sad) Actually, I do. Goodbye.

(9 volt walks in)

9 volt: Sophia, what's wrong?

Sophia: I just found out I'm not vain

Natalie: Oh, I was turned down by all those clubs for nothing!

Emily: Well, you're still my hero.

Sophia: So what? Everything's changed. Now I know the reason my life is so empty. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. Nor my class! (Cries loud)

9 volt: Cheer up, Sophs. You're a clue in the People magazine crossword puzzle.

Emily: What more can a man want? No problemo. Gotta go (puts the phone away)

Cleo: Oh, without a Bar Mitzvah, I'm nothing! (SOBBING)

Mona: Cleo, you can still have your Bar Mitzvah, as an adult.

Cleo: That'd be great. Are you sure that's vain? There's nothing in the world that forbids it.

Ana: How do you know all this stuff? I have a imaginary friend.

Kat: Her name is Rachel and she just got into your merchandise.

Mona: Wonderful!

(at the drama studio)

9 volt: Hey! I got a confession to make. Underneath all this plastic surgery, I am actually a Teen! And from now on, I'm embracing my faith!

Cleo: What's not to like?

9 volt: And that's what I believe in now! (Laughs, then smacks Cleo)

Cleo: ouch! (gasps) oh whatever!

18 volt: Not good-looking. (EXCLAIMS)

Emily: And so utterly repellent, he... well, I'm your man!

18 volt: Man, are you unpleasant!

Teacher: You're in! (DOOR CLOSES)

(at the assembly)

Dr crygor: Children, I wish to announce that our show has undergone a reformatting.

(Children CHEERING)

Dr crygor: Let's get ready to listen quietly!

(kids cheering again)

Dr crygor: Now tonight's guest host, the ultimate rapping superstar, 18 volt!

(we see 18 volt with three students)

18 volt: Welcome to The 18-Volt Show. I'm your host, next card. 18 volt, it's great to be here in, next card. Diamond city, my guests are young cricket, dribble, and Ashley (clears throat) Hey, I got a question for you guys. How come oldies stations are always playing the same song? How about some new oldies, geniuses?

Natalie: Boy, these guys are right on the money.

Emily: Yeah. My neck is sore from agreeing so much.

9 volt: (runs into the room) Hey, baby! (MIMICS KISSING) You looking for a good time, huh?

Emily: Go home, turn on your television. Thanks for the tip!

(at the hall)

18 volt: Please welcome new panelist, Orbulon.

Orbulon: That light's a little bright. You think you can move it?

18 volt: Please welcome our newest panelist, Jimmy t.

Jimmy t: jimmy know his place. My husband's a power-mad star.

(Back at the classroom)

Natalie: (cries) This show stinks! I knew my sis would blow it! (Schemes) Where's the remote? Oh, it might as well be in a different place.

(at diamond stadium)

Dr crygor: Live from Diamond city Stadium, it's 9 volt’s Top of the stars Bar Mitzvah! Shalom, diamond city!

People: Shalom.

Dr crygor: I can't schmear you!

People: Shalom!

9 volt: (sings opera)

Dr crygor: Now to get you in the Bar Mitzvah mood, put your hands together for the Pentatonix Experience!

Pentatonix: (in acapella) Mezuzah, menorah Reading from the Torah. Pastrami, knishes, on two sets of dishes. A church with no steeple for God's chosen people.

Dr crygor: Now let's meet a girl who can sing, and a kid who's bound not to see people cuddle him, Naija Bulls and 9 volt!

9 volt: tell me, your majesty,

(the show is on tv)

9 volt: (on tv) Now ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the world's boy band ever, why don’t we!

Natalie: That's a lot of boys in that group!

(back at the stadium)

9 volt: Thank you, Bahari. And now for our grand finale, the city’s majesty, Queen naija!

Queen naija: wow, I’m glad that my mum walked me to school, then I met a girl named cleo

Cleo: excuse me? I heard what you said!

Queen naija: uh oh! Busted!

Cleo: know what? From now on, I’ll be the star of the show!

Queen naija: B-but...

Cleo: no buts, so get lost!

Queen naija: oh no!

Cleo: and you 9 volt, you will blow to the edge!

(the theme plays again)

Echosmith: Her roommate 9 volt blowned himself to death

So Oona moved in and changed her name to Skye

Now she'sssss

Top of the Cleo