Boogie2988

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> ### Full Name
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> Steven Jason Williams
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> ### Alias
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> Boogie
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> ### Role
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> Wholesome 100 Chungus (formerly)
> lolcow
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> ### Occupation
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> YouTuber
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> ### Birthplace
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> St Paul, Virginia, USA
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> Human
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> Male
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> Brown
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> ### Relatives
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> Desiree (ex-wife)
> Deziree (girlfriend, unrelated)
> Dog
> Chad (roommate)
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> ### First Appearance
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> EFAP TV
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> ### Latest Appearance
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> Episode 258
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> "That's a lot of money, I guess, for a person of color"
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**Boogie2988**, or **Boogie** for short, is a YouTuber and streamer

## History

### PreFAP

Boogie got famous for his skits starring his **Francis** character, where he leveraged his weight to lean into the stereotype of a rage-filled gamer. This would contrast with Boogie himself, who presented himself as a very easygoing, level-headed guy who just wanted what was best for everyone. This reputation would last for some time, but would slowly be undone when Boogie got into livestreaming, where he would repeatedly let slip a darker side of himself, joking about disturbing subject matter and betraying a darker worldview. Most infamously, he described $10 as a lot of money "for a person of color," and proclaimed that people who harass him online are worse than rapists and Nazis, because at least rapists and Nazis believe in something

### vs WingsOfRedemption

MauLer, Rags, Fringy, Drinker, and JLongbone first took a proper look at Boogie in an episode of EFAP TV, where they watched the boxing match between him and fellow overweight lolcow WingsOfRedemption, in an event organized by Keemstar. MauLer was surprised that they did not spend longer building up hype for the event, with Drinker adding that it would have been better to give the two more time to train. Before the fight proper, MauLer laid out the history of YouTuber boxing so far, recounting the first big example of it being Logan Paul fighting KSI, followed by Idubbbz' Creator Clash. He played a snippet of a match between Unbaer and Corn as an example, and the panel noticed that even these two fairly in-shape guys were getting tired out quickly, not making it look good for Boogie and Wings. MauLer also compiled a series of clips to provide backstory for both the contestants, including highlights such as a Boogie's "rapists and Nazis" rant and him mocking an ex who died of cancer, and Wings' controller-throwing and crying.

The fight was introduced by a guy singing the United States National Anthem who had to read the lyrics off of his phone. Boogie entered to the sound of Chamillionaire's "Ridin'," wearing the shirt he wore when he fired a gun at Frank Hassle. Wings entered rapping along to Kid Rock's "I Got 1 for Ya," and didn't even need to look at his phone for the lyrics. Fringy could not help but be reminded of *South Park*'s Cartman vs Honey Boo Boo fight, while MauLer just remained in awe that this event was even happening. The gang took note of the determined, apprehensive look on Boogie's face, as if he was facing his destiny.

Boogie's 391.6 lb weight and Wings' 404.2 lb made this an 800 lb fight, with the rounds set to last a minute each. When asked to guess a winner, Rags guessed Wings would win due to being younger, having taken his training more seriously, his longer reach, and him needing the money more. Fringy agreed for the same reasons, and added that he wanted Wings to win more, which Rags seconded. Drinker added that Wings likely got into more scraps growing up in a Southern trailer park, MauLer adding that he gets an overall harder vibe from him. The only way MauLer figured Boogie could win was if he tapped into some sort of feral rage. Almost immediately, the fight had to be stopped because Boogie's shorts were at risk of falling off, and had to be taped into place. Wing started off strong right out the gate, hitting Boogie with a flurry of punches that would leave him shaken long enough to allow for succeeding punches. Drinker noted that Boogie's few hits had little momentum behind them while Wings' were coming from his shoulder and hitting with the weight of his full body, and MauLer got an overall stronger vibe from Wings' fighting. The ref called the fight in the second round after a dazed Boogie took too long to put his gloves back up, to Boogie's protests. Rags wondered if Boogie had even taken this whole ordeal seriously given his lackluster performance, while Fringy imagined this decisive Wings W being a potential turning point for him towards a brighter future

### Documentary

> "I'm glad that they finally made a movie about Boogie so that we could cover him on EFAP. Boogie is now media"
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MauLer, Rags, Fringy, Metal, Az, Nicholas Deorio, E;R, and Moriarty assembled for EFAP 258 to take a look at Mike Clum's documenary *The Dark, Sad Life of Boogie2988*

TBA

## Weapons & Equipment

* **The One Thing That Brings Him Joy in his Life** - Boogie has a stash of Mountain Dew, which is the only thing that brings him joy in life
* **The One Thing That Brings Him Joy in his Life** - Boogie has a vast collection of video game merchandise, which is the only thing that brings him joy in life
* **The One Thing That Brings Him Joy in his Life** - Boogie has a large television, which is the only thing that brings him joy in life
	+ **$100 Soundbar** - One day the TV made a slight crackle sound whenever it made an S sound, so he spent $100 on a soundbar. The TV stopped having that problem shortly after, and rather than return the unboxed soundbar for his money back, Boogie simply did not
* **The One Thing That Brings Him Joy in his Life** - Boogie has a collection of *Magic the Gathering* cards that he regularly updates with new purchases. This allows him to attend *Magic the Gathering* matches and keep up the facade that he is not poor, which is the only thing that brings him joy in life
* **The One Thing That Brings Him Joy in his Life** - Boogie has reached spiritual enlightenment from psychedelic mushrooms, which is the first and only thing that has ever brought him joy in life
* **Treadmill** - He's trying to get rid of it
* **Gun** - The one he shot that guy with
* **Girlfriend's ID** - Boogie keeps his girlfriend's ID in his wallet, to prove that she is above the age of consent

## Quotes

* "And the thing is, like, y'know when you're playing Little Mac in *Smash Brothers*, you gotta remember like, your aerial game's not very good. He's uh, he's really strong on the ground, but he's- he doesn't have a good recovery" - Fringy, imparting valuable boxing advice onto Boogie
* "One for me and one for my hooker! One for me and one for my hooker!"
* "THIS is what weird looks like! THIS is- OH, gauohhh" - Boogie, wearing a horse mask and hitting himself in the balls with Thor's hammer
* "Someone says, 'you can't put your finger into a clitoris.' Somebody here doesn't have a scalpel handy! You splay that fucker just right, you can wrap it all around your fingers, you just gotta shave real thin... WOOH that's disturbing, that's the most fucked up thing I've said in a while"
* "I'm gonna stay alive, and I'm gonna stay alive as long as I can, I'm gonna waste as much of your time as you can. I'm gonna say as much shit and do as much shit as I can to keep your attention so you don't do it to somebody else. I'm here for you to torture me and only me, I'm gonna make a living letting you torture me. I'm gonna be the next DarkSydePhil, I'm gonna be the next WingsOfRedemption! I'm gonna spend every day online to keep you fuckin busy so you don't do it to somebody else. So bring it. I want you to know, I think you are the lowest of the low, I think you are the worst of the worst. I think that there are fuckin rapists and Nazis out there who, even though they are rapists and fuckin Nazis, they are more redeemable than you because, at least they're doin somethin they fuckin believe in! They may be pieces of garbage, they may be pieces of shit, they may harm other people, but at least they believe what they fuckin stand for! You stand for nothing! You stand for nothing! Even a disgusting piece of shit rapist is better than you. Even a piece of shit racist garbage Nazi is better than you. You are the worst"
	+ "The ideology of rape" - MauLer
* "Yep, so fuck her, and now she's dead. Actually both of em are dea- the girl is dead, my mom is dead, everyone I know and love is dead. She died at 39 of like fuckin lung cancer, she had breast cancer and they beat the breast cancer, but then the treatment for the breast cancer [stifling laughter] gave her lung cancer... Yeah it was fuckin awful, yeah... Yeah, it's okay, alright- I mean I didn't go through it, I'm still alive, she's dead... Why do I get to complain? She's the one that has to be dead, y'know fuck me, and uh, yep, so fuck her. And now she's dead"
* "Are your parents still alive, by chance?"
"Yeah, they are"
"And are your parents still together?"
"No" "Okay, alright, so maybe I should take a point then"
"What?"
"Well if your parents aren't together, then you probably come from a broken home, you're probably gonna get real angry when you start losing, so..."
"I won last game, bud. That was my first game on"
"Alright well maybe you just learned how to channel that anger, alright I wish you luck Bandon, good luck... my parents died"
 - Boogie and a competitor in *Apex Legends*
* "Hey Wings, I finished my pizza... now I'm ready for wings"
* "Surely it's more than heavyweight" - Rags
* "Why has his hypeman got a Waluigi mustache?"
 "He's trying to disguise his identity"
 - MauLer & Drinker
* "Isn't Nathan Hale like the player character in *Resistance Fall of Man*?"
 "Maybe, I have no idea, but he was an American patriot in the Revolutionary War. He's the one who said 'I regret I have but one life to give for my country'"
 "Rags, I think you'll find it was actually Boogie who said that"
 - Fringy, Rags, and Drinker
* "He's just gotta picture Boogie as a controller and it's over" - MauLer, on WingsOfRedemption
* "He looks like a giant raspberry" - JLongbone
* "I never did! I never did! I never did! I never did! I never did! I never did! I never did! I never did!" - EFAP 258
* "Fuck you and your stupid fucking head, your fuckin retarded fuckin head! I talked to you, before you went on! In my other group chat, people were like, 'Oh Boogie's calling in to Rich,' I fucking called you, we spoke, I said, 'don't give Rich the tea!' Your exact words to me were, 'Oh, I'm just gonna go on there and tell him I'm busy,' right? So you call in to Rich, you tell him 'I'm busy,' he starts milking you, you start answering every fucking question, because you're an attention fucking freak, and then you have a FACE-OFF WITH MUTA? On Rich's stream! The face-off between you and Muta should be on YOUR PODCAST! That's MONETIZED! That you make MONEY on! Fuck you and your stupid fucking head! This is not a mistake! This is not an accident you fuckin re-tard! You did this on purpose! I talked to you BEFORE you went in! I fuckin hate you, FUCK YOU! All the time and effort into this FUCKIN show, to help you guys out, and you can't do the simplest task! I fucking HATE you, I hate you, I hate you, RETARD!" - Keemstar to Boogie, EFAP 258