Arceusjagrad Arsenal

## Introduction

### Nickname(s)

Da Pororokja (The Prophets), Da Srnaja (The Blacks), Da Hisūīskīja (The Hissuians)

### Home Ground

Workers' Stadium (Stadīolmo Radnīkja'a) Capacity: 47,500

### Trophies

2 MPR 1st Leagues (As Dneasza Arsenal), 1 Mixopolis 2nd League (As Arceusjagrad Arsenal)

Fūtbāl Klūbā Arceusjagrad Arsenal (Arceusjagrad Arsenal for short) is a Mixopolan football club located in Arceusjagrad, Hissui, Pokémon Islands. It was founded in 1961 as Dneasza Arsenal by the "Dneasza League of Young Reds" or DLYR. But after a sham trial between the MPRFA and the then chairman of the club, they moved to Arceusjagrad, thus becoming the only club to have moved countries, as the Pokémon Islands then was it's own republic. This move would drastically change it's appeal and culture.

## Dneasza Days (<1961 - 2008)

The founders of Dneasza Arsenal were a group called "The Dneasza League of Young Reds" or DLYR for short. They were a communist group founded by **Stoyna Tkaczuk** in 1956 to increase the popularity of the **Communist Party of Mixopolis** in the multi-cultural city of **Dneasza**. In 1959, Stonya created a football program into the group, and in doing so impressed the first General Secretary of the MPR "Drahos Ždanov" Drahos Ždanov and Stonya Tkaczuk in 1961 appealed to the MPRFA to let the DLYR have a professional football club. After much negotiation, the head of the MPRFA Strāhīl Žūkov gave them the go-ahead, and in April, 1961 "Fūtbāl Klūbā Dneasza Arsenal" was founded, and would start playing in the MPR Western Second League, the second division of the MPR West, Fourth in the nationwide pyramid. Quickly they rose through the ranks, and finally in 1969 they finally reached the MPR 1st League. They performance was usually a consistent top half finish every season, but then in 1972 Stonya Tkaczuk died. In her will, she stated "...As for Dneasza Arsenal I gift to the Dneasza police force, as they are worth comrades for this great team displaying the power of communism and worker solidarity." Suddenly the club was in the hands of the police force of the city, and they decided to go for the win, and in 1981 they hire a new head coach in **Borko Riztovskī**, who reformed the team based off of Giovanni Trapattoni's Juventus of the 1970's, he guided Dneasza Arsenal the MPR 1st League two seasons in a row (1983-84 and 1984-85). All seemed well for the Arsenal!

## The Darkness (2005 - 2008)

In 2005 the club was bought by **Bosko Miskovicz,** A businessman who created arms for the military, but secretly despised the MPR government led by Leon Olegzandr Tsztekov, and denounced him for plotting the murder of the General Secretary before him, that being Stoutland Czeraszev. He was already in hot water because of his outspokenness and dropped Dneasza Arsenal with a fine of ₼ 6,000,000, and in the 2005-06 season Dneasza Arsenal was relegated to the MPR 2nd League, but Bosko Miskovicz appealed this to the MPRFA, but the head of the MPRFA Aleifr Frostulfson refused to bend the knee, and so it went to the courts. After a long debate, the MPRFA won the case, but Bosko Miskovicz was not ready to admit loss and he didn't recognize the result, that season Dneasza Arsenal should've been promoted, but as punishment for protesting the court result they were relegated to the MPR Western First League. After this Bosko Miskovicz committed suicide aged 78, leaving his son **Ben Miskovicz** to take over. Ben appealed their relegation to the MPRFA, but to no result, so in a blind rage, he assaulted to MPRFA board members and pulled Dneasza Arsenal out of the MPR football league. Later in 2008, he announced that he was moving the team all the way to Arceusjagrad, Hissui, in what was then the Republic of the Pokémon Islands.

## Pokémon Islands and Present (2008 -)

After their departure from the MPR entirely, Arceusjagrad Arsenal was allowed to join the Pokémon Islands 3rd division, and after getting promoted twice in a row, they were in the PIC by 2010. They stayed there until 2019/2020 where after the Mixopolan reunification, they were given a spot in the Mixopolis 2nd League. There they struggled for two seasons to get to the Premier League, that was until Pokémon Islands legend Feraligatr took the reign as head coach and in that season, they won the 2nd league, finally joining up with the big boys in the Premier League. The future looks bright for Arceusjagrad Arsenal, you can even say that Arceus is looking at the team with joyful tears in his eyes.

## Notable Players

Vdāgda Olāvson (Center-Forward, 1968 - 1985)

Akheim Wolf (Defensive-Midfielder, 1981 - 2000)

Ljūbodrag Kosýgin (Goalkeeper, 2010 - )

Blago Tadicz (Center-Back, 2009 - 2024)