BSCSC 012: Here Come the Bridesmaids!

The episode for "BSCSC 012: Here Come the Bridesmaids!" was originally released on February 11, 2019 and is #12. **You can listen to it here.** This episode is 1:08:17 long.This week's ghostwriter: Peter Lerangis.

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## Official Episode Description

Put a dollar in your Pete jars, folks, because the boys are talking about the Pete Lerangis Super Special so nice … they read it twice! That’s right, your good buddies Weed Lord and Half Pipe are back for a second hit from the gravity bong that is Super Special #12, "Here Come the Bridesmaids!” and this time they’re not leaving until Dawn’s dad really makes it official by kissing Carol for a second time. And hold onto your wedding veils because there’s a brand-new, extremely cool catchphrase in this one, as well as a surprising amount of Rusted Root.

## Music Credits

* “Teenage Freakout,” by Mules
* “Air on G String,” by Adigold
* “Dark Cybernetic World,” by AllenGrey
* Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version),” by Myuu
* “Tanzen,” by KieLoBoy
* “Sadness,” by AudioRose
* Area,” by Fifty Vinc
* "Send Me On My Way (acapella parody version)," by Rusted Root, sung by Tanner Greenring

Intro: Original Intro by Scott Lamb

Outro: Superbrat Outro by Superbrat

## Ann's Epithets

Each week in the Super Specials, there’s a new epithet.

Our Angel, The Lost Grandmother, The Backstage Babysitter, The Tender Shepherd, The Little Night Owl, The Ocean Princess, The Screaming Mirror, The Space Mountain known as SnowMommy, the Fast-Fingered Swordman, The Condor in the Squall, Ghost Eyes, a Frugalmaster, The Knife, Great Ear and Perfect Hands

## Book Description

The 90-Second Rundown

* Tanner’s rundown is somewhat in a sonnet form; “Shakespeare’s Best Quotes About Marriage”
* Jack summarizes the book in 90 seconds.

## Segments

###  Fearful Moment

Jack: Dark Santa who comes through the hole in the bathroom floor

Tanner: Smiling Stuart and The Monster From The Mall

###  Immersed in Thirst

Tanner: “Chip Ransom”

Jack: sexy Christmas carol - “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, wasn’t wearing any clothes”

###  IP Freely

* Robo-cool and will.i.am
* The makers of AirBud took their premise from Chaucer

 ###  Lerangis Moment

Song lyrics (to ‘Send Me On My Way’ by Rusted Root) by Baby Bee Ashley

* Tanner: “Her style is cool. Hyper-cool. ROBO-cool.”
* Tanner: “My Pete jar’s filling up.”
* Jack: The awesome DM we got from Pete
* Jack: A character bible moment about last year’s Santa: says “Yo, what’s up?” instead of “ho ho ho”.

 ###  Motion to Diss-Miss

(aka Burn of The Week)

Tanner: “cruddy Buddy”

Jack: “Museum of Modern Ugliness”

###  Slaybeous Porpoise

Tanner describes the grey hunk of a sad porpoise outside the courtroom, wallowing in the gutter. Jack describes how it used to be fun and full of life.

## Jack's References

The Book of the Duchess] by William Chaucer

airbnBUD, a movie concept by Tanner Greenring

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* The Snowman
* The Warhammer 40K universe: “These hands are not my hands. They’ve built great things but they are not my hands.”
* Taxonomy for the books: babysitter’s civil war, babysitters in the city, cuckoo’s egg narrative
* Ann’s fraught relationship with Christmas
* Chaucer’s melancholy canine from The Book of the Duchess (a symbol of marital fidelity)
* The scholar John M. Steadman

## Tanner's References

* Tanner sings Rusted Root. (If Jaime and Tanner had “a song” it would be “Send Me On My Way”.)
* will.i.am
* Shakespeare (Two Gentlemen of Verona and All’s Well That Ends Well, both of which have two weddings)
* Britney Spears, “Work, B\*tch” (in this week’s ad read)
* Types of golf clubs
* Airbud, Airbud 2, Airbuddies, MVP (Most Valuable Primate)
* Tanner pitches a movie called Air Bud n B: “This dog is in the house.” source Jack adds: “Raise the woof.”

## Notes

* Return of Weedlord and Half-Pipe - the We Heart Kids Club Club. Crocabunga.
* Roleplay: Half-Pipe and “someone in Baby Nation”
* This Super Special was already covered once: Episode 83: Super Special 12: Here Come the Bridesmaids! and the boys discuss their evolving opinions on the book relative to last time.
* **Official Patron announcement: https://www.patreon.com/bsccpodcast/ - Baby-Sitters Elite Baby Baby Elite Little Sister BIG Episodes**
* Welcome to Baby Nation, David Leviathan.
* Request for cosplays, animatics, etc of Smiling Stuart.

## Notable Non-Sitters

Suzy Barrett, Hunter Bruno, Natalie Barrett, Franklin DeWitt, Jeff Schaefer, Maggie

## Sign Off

Thank you for bearing with us. We both think you are robocool. Round off the corners in your bedroom, drown all your dolls, call your senator and demand your right to bear time. Have fun and be careful. I’m yours until I see the salad dressing.

## References & Links

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