Pilot

"Pilot" also known as "The First One" in Kuwait is the first episode of the Hoog Main Series. This episode was written and directed by the BBC London in collaboration with Animal Planet.

## Synopsis

### ACT 1

The first episode takes place on a quick recap of Hoog's life before the moment that defines the constant conflict of the series: their dictatorship on AO. Given the fact the series was written by Hoog themselves, it is very likely that making the whole first episode a biography up to the point of the revolution was a way to force the viewer to empathize with them.

Abducted at an early age by a flying saucer, Hoog was released near Mountain of Twinkies, AO. The first 20 minutes of the episode focus on some funny dialogue between Hoog and the aliens, trust me, its some really funny dialogue, sadly this was aired on live TV and no one was watching except me, and I don't really remember the jokes, but they were hilarious. I kept laughing and laughing. It really shows the contrast of how gritty this series can get but yet have some funny moments. Again, I don't know what the jokes were, but they sure were funny. It felt like something straight from the 2nd funniest show ever, Family Guy. The 1st being, of course, Hoog Main Series, at least when Vinny Pastaman joins, who acted in some of the best scenes of the whole series and cinematography as a whole.

### ACT 2

From this experience Hoog acquired great cultural knowledge and an improvement of physical abilities. Hoog was forcibly told about Santa Claus and his existence, so she promised one day to study Santa Claus Further ( a dropped off arc later in the show). Her older brother, always loved by the family, Hoog Marx was the pride of his family after continuing his career as a historian and philosopher. Hoog had to settle for being a comedian. Everything in ACT 2 is a frame-by-frame re-enactment of the Joker (2019) movie. Once the re-enactmend ends, it is never mentioned again and it doesn't affect the plot. It's a strange choice from the director, and it feels like a complete waste of time, but true fans of the series know that this is a take on absurdism in storytelling, proving that Hoog is a genius writer after all.

### ACT 3

At 19, she began to be interested in H.E.L.L, she becomes an expert in H.E.L.L philosophy and tries to impress Lady Hell who in the end ends up in the arms of a rich owner of means of production of razors. That's when Hoog begins to discover who the enemy of the working class was: razors. That is why she promised not to use any in her life.

As time went on, Hoog began to doubt everything and everyone, which is when many of the HOOG universe fans say that she begins to lose his sanity. (this time of her life is further expanded on in the psychological thriller spin-off "Hoog's Descent".) The episode starts closing in on Hoog seeing a gun store which is weirdly close to the H.E.L.L government house, with Lady Hell and his lover being seen by him. SHe quickly gets a haircut, buys some ice cream, finishes said ice cream, is fulfilled by said ice cream, and enters the gunstore. The episode fades to black and credits roll.

## Goofs And Errors

* For an unknown reason, Hoog was exercising on some sort of a stairmaster on a scene in ACT 2. This stairmaster is only seen one other time, in a deleted scene from Season 3 Episode 1. This does not contribute to her cancer in any way (There is a twist in Season 4 Episode 7 revealed that She had cancer all along and the viewers are supossed to feel shocked, this was never achieved so the cancer plot is dropped off the next episode).

## Reviews

Juan Ruiz Jiménez in the article "Hoog Main Series: all the episodes ranked from worst to least worst", gives it the position 57 out of 60, expressing: "The first reaction we will have is to stay glued to the chair and the second is to vomit but still see what is happening on the scenes. It's a strange feeling and a series has never made me feel so uncomfortable. The viewers will have to suffer through this until Season 2 Episode 3, when Ben Stiller replaces Hoog as the writer, director, producer and electrician. The part with the aliens was kinda funny though."

"We live in a society, 10/10" -Radio

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page had to be edited. Hoog was misgendered. Still a very sexy pilot.

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