The Host

*"Hello, everyone! Welcome to NERD OR NOOB!"*
―The Host[src]
**Marcus Fletcher Jr.** is **The Host** of *Nerd Or Noob*. Being known to treat his game show contestants unfairly, The Host victimized Jeremy Hox. Unfortunately, Jeremy became upset with The Host's unfair game, to the point he decided to purchase the rights to show, causing The Host to lose his job. Though Jeremy took over his job, The Host managed to get his sweet revenge by killing him, causing him to regain control over the show. With Jeremy gone, The Host victimized the poor Edward Fitzgerald, who got publicly harassed by Shrek, and was subsequentially tricked into rejecting a one million dollar jackpot.

Sometime later, The Host started to see demonic visions of Jeremy, much to his concern. While continuing to host *Nerd Or Noob*, The Host sought to have two unlucky victims, Jessica and the Nerd, simultaneously compete, until Jeremy returned to ruin the show. Being told by Satan to bring The Host to Hell to play *Nerd Or Noob*, Jeremy told The Host that if he lost, then Satan would steal his soul and use it to bring Jeremy back to life. Jeremy used this opportunity to teach The Host that treating people like crap was wrong, by making the game unfair for him. When Jeremy gave The Host one last chance to redeem himself, The Host managed to get the answer to Jeremy's question right, causing him to be spared and sent back to the overworld. Unfortunately, The Host was sent to the year 2083, despite having only been in Hell for a couple of hours.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Slicked Back Hair
* Green Patch Skin (Custom Skin Tone Sticker)
* Cartoon Eyes
* White Teeth
* Bow Tie (White Sticker)
* Happie Waistcoat & T-Shirt (Black and White Stickers)
* Sack-In-Black Trousers
* Sack-In-Black Shoes

## History

### Childhood

*"When I was a kid, I was really into supernatural crap and studied all about the supernatural... But I stopped after I accidentally opened a portal and turned my Mom's house into a house of horror..."*
―The Host to Jeremy Hox[src]

Marcus Fletcher Jr. was born on August 19th, 1990, to Marcus Fletcher Sr. and Mrs. Fletcher, in Orlando, Florida. Being named after his father, Marcus Fletcher would unfortunately come to hate his Dad. Marcus became obsessed with the supernatural, hoping to study everything related to it, but stopped when he accidentally created a portal that merged his mother's house with a demon realm. Sometime later, Marcus changed his legal name to **The H. Host**, because he disliked being a junior. Since then, he hoped to prevent other people from knowing his birth name.

### Killing his Pet Cat

*"Your cat died YEARS ago. The moment you got it, all you did was scream at it and stress the poor little thing! Eventually, it died of all the stress, all while recording and posting it on YouTube."*
―Jeremy Hox to The Host[src]
Sometime later, The Host got himself a pet cat, but the moment he got it, he constantly stressed the poor thing out, until it eventually died of all the stress. The Host recorded himself stressing out his pet cat, before uploading the video to YouTube.

### Hosting *Nerd Or Noob*

*"NERD OR NOOB!"*
―The Host[src]

The Host was hired to host the game show, *Nerd Or Noob*, where he would choose random people to come up to the stage to be his unlucky victims, giving them stupid questions to answer to determine whether they're a nerd or noob. Being joined by his cameramen, Kevin and Bob, The Host loved his job, claiming to practically know everything because he was smart. Unfortunately over time, The Host would start to treat his victims unfairly, such as giving them minimal time to come up with an answer to one of his questions, and giving them harsh penalty systems as a result.

### Controlling Shrek

The Host soon discovered the existence of Shrek, the overlord of the Ogre Dimension, who had previously tried to destroy Orlando, Florida during the terrifying Ogre invasion. With the *Shrekbusters* having sent Shrek back to the Ogre Dimension, The Host managed to bring Shrek back to the overworld, successfully getting him to obey his every command.

### Jeremy Hox's Victimization

*"You, Sir, have been chosen to be the first victim, come on up!"
"But what if I don't want to?"
"TOO BAD! GET YOU ASS OVER HERE!"*
―The Host and Jeremy Hox[src]

One night, The Host picked Jeremy Hox to come up to the stage to be his unlucky victim in *Nerd Or Noob*. Though Jeremy refused to participate, The Host wouldn't let him go, causing Jeremy to go up to the stage to meet him. The Host gave Jeremy the opportunity to introduce himself, by asking his name. Unfortunately, The Host continued to maintain his sour treatment towards his victims, giving Jeremy minimal time to respond. The Host then gave Jeremy his penalty, which led him to be crushed by a boulder, saying that's what Jeremy got for being a noob.

The Host then questioned if Jeremy was single, with Jeremy claiming yes. When The Host shouted out 'CORRECT', Jeremy became confused by how The Host knew that. But The Host told Jeremy that since he's the one hosting the show, he's the one who has the privilege to ask the questions, so he told Jeremy to shut his mouth. Jeremy became upset however, to the point he threatened The Host, but The Host told him to behave, due to the show currently premiering live on television.

### Losing his Job

*"GIVE ME THE MONEY AND I'LL STOP PUNCHING YOU!"
"OK OK! FINE! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR STUPID MONEY! HERE'S 1 MILLION DOLLARS! And three cents."*
―Jeremy Hox and The Host[src]

The Host gave Jeremy two doors to choose from, with both doors presenting a different voice. The Host questions Jeremy which voice sounded like a girl he would most likely date. Jeremy chose the second door, with The Host shouting out 'CORRECT'. The Host decided to reward Jeremy by giving him some hot time with his date, much to Jeremy's happiness. Unfortunately, the moment Jeremy went into the room, he realized he had been tricked into being harassed by The Host's pet, Miss Gorilla.

Jeremy got very upset because of this, so he sought to retaliate by continuously punching The Host. The Host decided to cough up one million dollars and three cents to give to Jeremy, hoping then he would stop punching him. Unfortunately, Jeremy used the money to purchase the rights to the show, causing him to become the new host. Jeremy then turned the tables, making The Host his victim. Jeremy then asked The Host what his name was, but gave him minimal time to answer, just like what The Host did to him before. Jeremy then brought in Miss Gorilla to publicly harass The Host as his punishment, with The Host becoming very upset that he had lost.

### Getting his Sweet Revenge

*"Hi! Missed me?"
"Hey, aren't you that mean host that got fired?"
"Yep, but I got my job back. In fact, I'm now the new manager of NERD OR NOOB!"*
―The Host and Jessica[src]

Upset that Jeremy had taken over his job, The Host soon got his revenge by hijacking the game show so he could brutally kill Jeremy without the viewers' consent. The Host managed to get his job back, and with *Nerd Or Noob* under his control once more, he sought to pick someone to be his unlucky victim. Unfortunately, Jessica, the person that Jeremy chose to be his victim, wouldn't leave without being given a question. The Host asked Jessica what the square root of five is, but Jessica remained confused, causing her to lose. The Host then squished her with a stack of paper as her punishment.

### Edward Fitzgerald's Challenge

*"Alright Edward, today you are the victim in NERD OR NOOB!"*
―The Host to Edward Fitzgerald[src]

The Host gradually picked Edward Fitzgerald to be the unlucky victim to replace Jessica. The Host told Edward to come up to the stage, which is where The Host introduced the rules of *Nerd Or Noob* to him. Unfortunately, because Edward kept interrupting The Host by saying "Nah, really?", The Host threatened him to stop, otherwise he would kill him just like he did to Jeremy. That's when the viewers started to see Jeremy's dead corpse on the stage, with Edward's youngest son, Tommy Fitzgerald, questioning if it was real.

The Host gave Edward his first question, which was to name the first Queen of England, Mary Tudor. Unfortunately, Edward's wife, Amy Fitzgerald, continuously tried to help Edward cheat by shouting out the answers, causing The Host to change the question multiple times, until he threatened Amy to shut up, otherwise he would call security. Without Amy to help him, Edward was pressured by The Host, who questioned how long is a day on the moon. But, per usual, The Host gave Edward minimal time to think, causing him to lose before he could answer the question. The Host then punished Edward by giving him his penalty, which caused him to be publicly harassed by Shrek. Unfortunately, Shrek's presence caused the show to be interrupted by Jason Bermudez, who had Shrek captured.

### The Ultimate Jackpot

*"I take back my prize. I mean, one million boxes? What kind of prize is that?"
"Okay then, but you should've listened to your wife because inside each little box is one dollar."
"And if there's one million of those little boxes, then that means..."*
―Edward Fitzgerald and The Host[src]

The Host decided to give Edward Fitzgerald a shot at winning the ultimate jackpot. When The Host wondered if Edward was ready, Edward told him that he wasn't truly ready, but The Host told him that he didn't care. The Host gave Edward his question, which was 23 plus 1. Unfortunately, the challenge was interrupted once more by Amy, who came up to the stage to continue helping Edward cheat, but The Host, upset with Amy, ordered security to remove her. Edward then spent the next six and a half hours trying to figure out what 23 plus 1 is, but The Host got impatient, so he skipped the question and gave Edward a riddle instead. The Host told Edward his riddle, saying that he's made by a man that doesn't want him or use him, he's sold to a man that needs him but doesn't use him, and that he's used by a man but he never wanted him.

Just then, The Host unfortunately heard Amy, who told Edward that she knew the answer. Refusing to let Amy help Edward cheat, The Host told her to shut up. Unfortunately, Edward got upset with The Host talking to his wife like that, so he threatened to put him in a coffin. Much to Edward's surprise however, The Host shouted out 'CORRECT', saying that a coffin was the answer to the riddle. The Host then congratulated Edward by giving him the jackpot, which was one million little boxes. Edward rejected the prize, but the moment he did, The Host revealed that each box had one dollar in it, meaning Edward had just rejected one million dollars. Sometime later, The Host observed Giovanni bullying Kevin and Bob, so he fired Giovanni, causing Bob to get his job back, having previously been fired by Jeremy.

### Demonic Visions

*"What... the... Hell?"*
―The Host[src]

Short time later, The Host began to see demonic visions of Jeremy Hox in his dreams. On Halloween night, while getting some rest, The Host started to see Jeremy's corpse greeting him, calling him by his real name, much to The Host's shock. The Host then woke up, relieved that it was just a dream. Just then, The Host looked at the time, before realizing that he was gonna be late to host *Nerd Or Noob*. The Host got out of bed to get dressed, before heading to the stage to host the show.

Rushing to the stage, The Host stopped when he saw the studio up in flames, much to his confusion. Just then, The Host could hear Jeremy's voice behind him. Jeremy whispered to The Host, causing him to turn around to see the demonic Jeremy before him. The Host reacted in shock, but Kevin snapped The Host out of his hallucinations, bringing him back into reality. Kevin then told the douchebag host to go up to the stage so they could begin the show.

### Jeremy Hox's Revenge

*"I made a deal with the Devil, he told me to bring you to the underworld to play Nerd Or Noob. The deal was, if you lost... He would take your soul and bring me back to life!"*
―Jeremy Hox to The Host[src]

The Host took his position on the stage to host a spooky episode of *Nerd Or Noob*. Being joined by Jessica, who had returned under the hopes she would win this time, The Host decided to have two unlucky victims compete, unlike before. Jason Bermudez volunteered to be the second victim, but The Host refused to let him participate, due to Jason having previously ruined The Host's show when he captured Shrek. Jason protested, saying that Ogres are dangerous and illegal, but The Host couldn't care less, and ordered his security to remove Jason, plus the other *Shrekbusters* who were with him. The Host then gradually picked the Nerd to be the second victim. When the Nerd questioned if he could bring his comic book with him, The Host threatened he would shove his comic book down his throat and fart on him.

When the Nerd came up to the stage, The Host saw another demonic vision of Jeremy Hox in his place, causing him to overreact, desperately begging Jeremy to get away from him. Unfortunately, the Nerd, believing The Host was offending him because of his huge red zit, got upset, telling The Host that he didn't have to be a dick about it. Snapping out of the hallucinations once more, The Host became confused, wondering where Jeremy went. Realizing that no-one else saw what he saw, The Host went back to hosting the game show.

Unfortunately, the show was interrupted once more by 'Kevin', who revealed himself to be the real Ghost of Jeremy, having possessed Kevin's body so he could get to The Host. Jeremy told The Host that he had been plotting to get some sweet revenge, saying that he had made a deal with Satan, who told him to bring The Host to the underworld to play *Nerd Or Noob*. The deal was, if The Host lost, then Satan would steal his soul and bring him back to life. Jeremy then used his powers to send The Host to Hell, leaving the show behind.

### Hellish Challenge

*"Why are you even asking me random questions? I practically know everything because I'm smart! How do you think I know the answers to the questions I ask?"
"Ok smarty-pants, what's the meaning of life?"*
―The Host and Jeremy Hox[src]

The Host woke up, confused by what just happened. The Host mentioned that he felt like he just ate a bunch of candy while drinking coke, but he suddenly realized where he was when Jeremy Hox welcomed him to Hell, literally. Jeremy became positive that he would soon be laughing up in Heaven while The Host is suffering in the hellish underworld. The Host wondered how Jeremy could possibly be in Heaven if he was a demon, but Jeremy told The Host that he wasn't a demon, saying he only looked like one just because he was in Hell. Jeremy sought to unveil the first question, but The Host kept interrupting him, so Jeremy told him to shut up.

The Host didn't really see the point of Jeremy asking him random questions, since he believed that he practically knew everything because he was smart. Jeremy decided to test The Host by asking him what is the meaning of life. The Host started to think, but Jeremy, hoping to teach The Host a lesson, gave him minimal time to respond to the question, causing him to obnoxiously shout out 'TIME'S UP!'. The Host got upset, saying this was unfair, but Jeremy saw this as hypocritical, due to the criticism coming from the person who regularly treated his victims poorly. The Host denied that he treated everyone like crap, but Jeremy urged him to stop lying, while singing to *Why You Always Lying* by Nicholas Fraser. Cringed out, The Host told Jeremy that he just made him want to kill himself, with Jeremy encouraging him to do so, saying he'd be in a Hell a lot quicker.

### Suffering the Penalty

*"Wait! How do you know my real name?"
"Gaben told me, he also told me why you renamed yourself, something about you hating your Dad, and being a Jr..."*
―The Host and Jeremy Hox[src]

Jeremy Hox gave The Host his next question, saying that if he got the answer wrong, then he would suffer the penalty. Jeremy then questioned what The Host's name was, with him telling Jeremy that his name was simply The Host, showing him his ID card to prove it. Unfortunately, Jeremy asked for The Host's real name, much to his concern. Jeremy pressured The Host into revealing to him his real name, but The Host refused, so Jeremy decided to punish The Host by making him suffer the penalty. The Host decided to let Jeremy give him the penalty, believing he had the guts to handle it. Unfortunately, this led The Host to be surrounded by Miss Gorilla and Shrek, who had been put under Jeremy's control. The Host begged Shrek to spare him, saying he hated the *Shrekbusters* and loved Ogres, but the two pets began to physically harass him.

### Guessing the Opera

*"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WITH ONE SINGLE NOTE!?"
"I know, so unfair, like someone I know..."*
―The Host and Jeremy Hox[src]

Sometime later, the two pets let The Host go. When Jeremy questioned if he was okay, The Host told him to go screw himself. Unfortunately, this caused The Host to get the answer to Jeremy's question wrong, which meant Jeremy was gonna summon Satan over to where they were so he could steal The Host's soul. The Host believed this, but then Jeremy revealed he was just messing with him. Jeremy then decided to continue the *Nerd Or Noob* challenge, by asking The Host how long does it take for a ray of light to reach the Earth from the Sun.

The Host began to think of the answer, but Jeremy continued to be unfair to his victim, causing The Host to lose and be crushed by a boulder as punishment. The Host, however, refused to give up, so Jeremy told him he was gonna play a passage from a famous opera, and that The Host would have to guess the opera. The Host believed he could do that, so Jeremy got on his piano to play the passage. Unfortunately, he only played one single note, and left The Host to figure it out. The Host questioned how he could possibly guess the opera with one single note, but Jeremy told him that it wasn't him problem.

### Secrets Revealed

*"Can I go home please!? I learnt my lesson, I'll never treat anyone like crap, I can change! Please let me go. I have a cat y'know. If I die here, I'll never see my cat again, and he'll just be all alone, with nobody to take care of him, so please, send me back..."*
―The Host to Jeremy Hox[src]

Since The Host failed once more, Jeremy gave The Host his penalty, which were two buttons. The Host pressed the first one, causing him to be squished by a stack of paper. The Host then pressed the second one, which led him to be crushed by a huge piece of shit. Getting tired of putting up with Jeremy's cruelty, The Host begged Jeremy to let him go home, claiming that he had learnt his lesson and promised that he wouldn't treat anyone like crap again. The Host then told Jeremy that if he were to die in Hell, then his pet cat would be left by itself, without him to take care of it. Unfortunately, Jeremy saw through The Host's lies, saying that his cat died years ago because he stressed the poor thing out.

### One Last Chance

*"Give up now, you know you don't know the answer! You're gonna be stuck here in Hell with all the people who have done terrible things, and I will come back to-"
"Dark matter builds up mass converting into supernatural energy creating a vortex which, if enough energy, could break the barrier and create a dimensional portal from the underworld to the over world."*
―Jeremy Hox and The Host[src]

Jeremy decided to give The Host a penalty for lying to him, which was one last chance to redeem himself. Jeremy told The Host that if he got the answer to his last question wrong, then he would lose, causing him to have his soul taken by Satan. When The Host suggested he took a little break before they begun, Jeremy refused to let him do that. Jeremy then questioned what the science is behind opening a dimensional portal from the underworld to the overworld. The Host starting to think, but he was put under a lot of pressure by Jeremy, who tried convincing him to give up, persuading him into believing he didn't know the answer.

Jeremy then told The Host that he would be stuck in Hell, with all the people who have done terrible things throughout their lives. Ultimately though, The Host managed to answer Jeremy's question correctly, by saying that Dark Matter builds up mass converting into supernatural energy, creating a vortex, which if enough energy, could break the barrier and create a dimensional portal from the overworld to the underworld. When Jeremy questioned how The Host knew that, The Host told him that when he was a kid, he used to be obsessed with studying the supernatural, mentioning the time when he turned his mother's house into a house of horror. Because he won, The Host started to get sent back to the overworld, much to his relief. The Host then taunted Jeremy, before leaving Hell entirely.

### Sent to the Year 2083

*"What year is it!?"
"The year 2083! Our President is a plant!"*
―The Host and Jumbojuu[src]
The Host soon returned to the overworld, but became confused by how Kevin was now old and how Bob was now a cyborg. The Host was then told that ever since the Ghost of Jeremy took him to Hell, he had been missing for 67 years, much to The Host's concern. The Host questioned what year it was, with Jumbojuu behind him saying that the year was 2083. This led The Host to become upset with this plot twist, due to him having only been in Hell for a couple of hours.

## Relationships

* Mrs. Fletcher - Mother

Allies* Unnamed Cat † - Pet
* *Nerd Or Noob*
	+ Manager - Former Superior
	+ Kevin - Cameraman
	+ Bob - Cameraman
	+ Giovanni † - Former Cameraman
	+ Jessica - Former Contestant
	+ Edward Fitzgerald - Former Contestant
	+ Nerd - Former Contestant
	+ Miss Gorilla - Pet
	+ Shrek - Pet
* Cooking Eggs
	+ Jumbojuu
	+ Jeremy Hox † - Former Contestant, Victim, and Attempted Killer
* Amy Fitzgerald - Situational Enemy
* *Shrekbusters* - Situational Enemies
	+ Jason Bermudez
	+ Daniel Coleman
	+ Alex Rainsford
	+ Lily Moser

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *Nerd Or Noob*
	+ *Nerd Or Noob*
* *Shrekbusters* (Archive Footage)
* *Nerd Or Noob*
	+ *Nerd Or Noob 2*
	+ *Nerd Or Noob 3*

## References

1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.20 *Nerd Or Noob 3*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5 *Nerd Or Noob*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 3.5 3.6 *Nerd Or Noob 2*
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 The Host's ID Card
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 *Shrekbusters*