Something About Last Night's Party

Something bad happened last night.

## Nighttime

* **Linus:** *[At his Bedroom, with Pajamas]* Ah, time for bed. *[puts on earmuffs, takes off slippers and turns off the light. While Sleeping, "Hentai" by S3RL is heard very faintly. The Next Morning, Linus wakes up and goes down the basement]*

## Morning

* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** *[Wakes up]* Wha...? What happened? Where am I!? *[looks at all the mess that's around the room and then chuckles]* Oh yeah, the party! I must've passed out with the Pink Panther. See, Pinky, I told you we shouldn't stay up past 12. Things get real crazy after 12!
* **Linus:** Woah, What happened Here? *[The Aardvark is snoring]* Huh? Charlie- *[notices Charlie Brown sleeping with a baseball bat in his hand]* Pinata...
* **Charlie Brown:** *[Wakes Up]* Oh, Good Grief. What a Nightmare.
* **Linus:** This is one Serious Morning, Charlie Brown. *[Brutus as a Devil and Snoopy as an Angel appear on Charlie Brown's Shoulders]*
* **Devil** **Brutus:** Go on and party. What are you waiting for?
* **Angel** **Snoopy:** Don't do it! It's what Linus said!
* **Devil Brutus:** Don't listen to him, listen to devil music.
* **Angel Snoopy:** Hey!
* **Devil Brutus:** It couldn't get any easier than this. Just put your arm to a chain, *[does so]* and couple it to Charlie Brown.
* **Angel Snoopy:** I hate to admit it, but that's a great idea! *[the Devil and Angel disappear]*
* **Charlie Brown:** What are you doing?
* **Linus:** This is what you get Charlie Brown. You shouldn't stay up past Midnight.
* **Charlie Brown:** So, What happened?
* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** Well, We were having a Friday Night Dance. And then, things got crazy.
* **Pink Panther:** *[Wakes up with Japanese Girl Voice in Mind]* Ā... ? Watashi wa izen nani o kangaete ita nodesu ka? (Ah...? What was I thinking about before?)
* **Tom:** *[Voice in Mind]* Watashi wa chōdo watashi no kokoro o ushinatta nodesu ka? (Did I just lose my mind?)
* **Lucy:** *[Bursts into the Basement with Violet]* **EVERYONE, GET OUT!!!**
* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** Alrighty, animals, party's over. *[to Jerry]* Time to break free. *[everyone leaves except Charlie Brown, Violet, Linus and Lucy]*
* **Violet:** Would You like to clean up the mess?
* **Charlie Brown:** Well, Yeah.
* **Violet:** This can be your fault, you blockhead!
* *[One Mess Later]*

## Escape

* **Peppermint Patty:** Well, Chuck, This is what you get *[Peppermint puts a tape into the VCR]*
* **Charlie Brown:** What is it?
* **Peppermint Patty:** A memory destroyer. *[on the tape, a monster pops out from underneath the floor and tries to scare Charlie but he looks like he's upset. The monster turns into a giant cockroach, a baby, a clown, which laughs evilly in Charlie's face, then Sherlock Holmes, who smokes a pipe, then he spits it out and screams, and even Snoopy's head! It then grimaces, and dozens of spiders come out, but still nothing is working. The screen shows static.]*
* **Charlie Brown:** Uhh..
* **Peppermint Patty:** Did It work Chuck? *[Speechless, Charlie Brown jumps out of his chair and runs off.]* Oh Well...

* **Charlie Brown:** A day without stupidness is to save my life from utter destruction. I must remain vigilant. *[looks over to his right]* Nothing stupid over there. *[looks over to his left]* Nothing stupid over here.

* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** Hey, Chuck, how's it going?

* **Charlie Brown:** *[notices banana peel in front of Crazy-Legs on the ground]* Look at the Banana Peel!
* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** What'd you say? *[slips on banana peel]*
* **Charlie Brown:** Oh, no. *[runs behind a building]* Get a grip on yourself, Charlie Brown. You're in control. *[steps on a whoopee cushion]* Just back away from the whoopee cushion, Charlie Brown. *[steps on another whoopee cushion. He gasps]* They're everywhere. Everywhere!
* **Snoopy:** Look out for that pie truck! *[pie truck crashes into the whoopee cushion truck and the big pie on top of the truck falls on the driver]*
* **Charlie Brown:** Aaugh! I gotta get outta here. *[runs out of town]* There's nothing funny up here. But just to be safe... *[goes down a hole, into a door and in a coffin to hide himself in. He gets in.]*
* *[3 Hours Later]*

## Going Home

* **Charlie Brown:** *[Coming out of the hole]* Being a friend sure is fun. *[Charlie Brown is walking home]* Good Grief. *[walks up to town]* I Hope this doesn't happen again. *[walks up to his home]* What have I done? I had a great life and friends, and I gave all of that up. *[opens door and turns the light on. Linus, Lucy, Peppermint Patty, Sally, Violet, The Pink Panther, Crazy-Legs Crane and Snoopy are there to welcome him home]*

* **All:** Welcome home, Charlie Brown!
* **Charlie Brown:** You guys are the best! I made a huge mistake. Please forgive me!
* **Lucy:** Ah, quit your blubbering.
* **Charlie Brown:** Don't mind if I do.
* **Lucy:** And I'll see you at the game tomorrow.
* **Peppermint Patty:** Chuck, do us all a favor. *[hugs Charlie Brown]*
* **Charlie Brown:** Aww.
* **Violet:** Ok, that's enough. *[everyone else hugs Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty]*
* **Charlie Brown:** It is great to be home!

## Nameboards

* **Japanese Narrator:** *[Shows Tom Cat with a sign]* Tomoko Kuroki! *[Shows Crazy-Legs Crane with a sign]* Yū Naruse! *[Shows The Pink Panther with a sign]* Sūpā Sonico! *[Shows The Blue Aardvark with a sign]* and Hatsune Miku!

* **Linus:** I Guess these could be the Western animal counterparts of those girls.