Literal Animal Power Rangers!?

There'll be no introduction for this one. >:)

Just a quick heads up:This story will be separated by "episodes" instead of chapters, because I kind of imagine this story as a TV series better than as a traditional story. If that's off-putting to you, go ahead and find another story to read.

For the rest of you, sit back, relax, and enjoy the insanity. >:3

## Episode 1, Part 1:The Insanity Begins

It was a beautiful day in the alternate dimension of Anilandia. Some birds were singing, the flowers were blooming, and the bus that was being driven along one of the roads in this dimension was very loud for some reason.

Inside the bus, teenage anthropomorphic animals of all kinds were mostly talking amongst themselves, but a small group of an teenage anthropomorphic alligator, siamese cat, and raven were doing something slightly different.

Namely, the alligator was putting all different sorts of hot sauce and peppers into his mouth, the siamese cat was loudly cheering him on, and the raven was rolling his eyes and attempting to ignore the other two while trying to read his book.

"You two do realize that Andrew's probably going to regret this, right?" He deadpanned when he couldn't ignore them anymore.

"Hogwash!" The alligator(Andrew) said with his mouth full of hot stuff. "How can I regret doing something that's so fun?"

"Yeah!" The siamese cat agreed.

The siamese cat looked like she was about to say more when a large amount of fire literally escaped Andrew's mouth and scorched the back of the bus driver's seat.

"WATER!" Andrew exclaimed dramatically. "I NEED WATER!!"

"Right!" The siamese cat said, looking around. "Um..."

After a little while of flames literally coming out of Andrew's nostrils and the siamese cat digging through her backpack, the siamese cat eventually pulled out a jar of suspiciously gray water, opened it, and quickly handed it to Andrew, who immediately grabbed it and drank all of the water. After a bit, the flames stopped erupting from him.

"Thanks!" He said to the siamese cat. "Um, what type of water was that, anyway?"

"Swamp water!" The siamese cat said, smiling brightly, then raised an eyebrow as Andrew's eyes grew wide. "Why?"

"Swamp water!?" Andrew cried, immediately trying to spit out the swamp water. "Ew! Yuck!! Gross!!! Why'd you give me *that!?"*

"It's water, isn't it?" The siamese cat answered, looking innocent.

"I wanted *clean*water, not *swamp*water!" Andrew exclaimed, still spitting.

"Oh!" The siamese cat said genuinely. "I'm sorry!"

Andrew and the siamese cat then heard a long suffering sigh from the raven, and looked at him to see him holding out a water bottle to Andrew.

"I told you that you would regret it," The raven said as Andrew took it.

"Regret what?" Andrew asked, looking at the raven. The siamese cat followed Andrew's lead, also looking confused.

Another long suffering sigh.

~

The bus eventually arrived at its destination, which was at the base of a mountain called Mt. Ranger.

The mountain got its name from an old legend that talked about an ancient tool called the Morphing Grid and a mysterious entity that resided in it. Long ago, tired of the Morphing Grid's misuse, the mysterious entity revoked all of the previous soldiers called Power Rangers' powers and moved the Morphing Grid to inside Mt. Ranger, which was unknown to everyone else in the dimension at the time.

The legend says it that the entity still waits for whoever's worthy to become a Power Ranger to this very day.

Whatever that means.

Anyway, after the bus arrived at its destination, everyone that was in it got out, including the siamese cat, the raven, and Andrew.

There was also another siamese cat that got out of the bus. She was the first siamese cat's older sister, and she also had a big red brooch on that was pinned on the center of her shirt. She was the last one, besides the teacher, to get off the bus.

It looked like she was trying to avoid the other siamese cat, to be honest.

"LILY!!" The older siamese cat suddenly heard the younger siamese cat say, then got pulled into a hug by said younger siamese cat. "It's so nice to see you!"

"It's *Delilah,* Ruth," Delilah(the older siamese cat) said, looking down at Ruth(the younger siamese cat) like she was an annoying fly who wouldn't go away. "Also, why are you pretending that you haven't seen me in ages? The last time you've seen me was *yesterday,* you idiot!"

"I know that," Ruth said, a bit hurt. "I'm just happy to see you, that's all!"

"Psh, whatever," Delilah said, pushing Ruth away from her and beginning to walk towards the mountain and away from Ruth and her friends. "I don't want to be seen anywhere *near* an idiot like you, understand?"

"Okay, Delilah," Ruth said, her ears down and tail drooping as she slowly went back to her friends.

Both Andrew and the raven noticed that something was wrong the moment they saw Ruth, but before they could say anything, the teacher started to list out all of the various groups who were going to hike up the mountain.

"Oliver, Quinton, and Penelope, you're the first group," The teacher said, extending a wing in the direction of an anthropomorphic ox, badger, and lioness. "Andrew, Ruth, and Edgar, you're the second group."

Andrew's and Edgar(the raven)'s attention turned to Ruth after that.