Caillou's Cartoonito Problem

Caillou's Cartoonito Problem is a fanmade Caillou episode.

## Script:

* (Written by Layla the Crossovian Bedermanian Creator and Idon'tcareforfilm4)
* INT. CAILLOU'S HOUSE - DAY 1
* (Caillou is sitting on the couch, flipping through channels on the TV. Suddenly, he stops on the Cartoonito preschool block, but his show is not playing, Instead it was Cocomelon)
* Caillou: (confused) Hey, where's my show? It's not on!
* (Caillou starts to get upset and begins to cry)
* Caillou: (cries) Why isn't my show on? I want to watch it!
* (Off-screen, a cheerful Australian-accented voice sounding like Michael Cusack and a deep, nasally, monotone voice with a cynical attitude sounding like Zach Hadel can be heard)
* Cheerful Voice: (excitedly) Oh hey, look, it's Caillou! I love this show!
* Cynical Voice: (sarcastically) Yeah, it's so great, just like the parents who love it.
* Cheerful Voice: (ignoring the cynical voice) Hi there, Caillou! What's wrong?
* Caillou: (sniffles) My show isn't on Cartoonito anymore! Why did they take it off?
* Cheerful Voice: (sympathetically) Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that, Caillou.
* Cynical Voice: (disinterestedly) Yeah, well, maybe it's because parents didn't like it very much.
* Caillou: (confused) What do you mean?
* Cynical Voice: (sarcastically) Oh, you know, parents just love listening to your high-pitched whining and seeing you throw tantrums.
* Cheerful Voice: (interrupting) Now, now, let's not be rude. But it's true that some parents didn't appreciate the negative behaviors on the show.
* Caillou: (upset) But I don't want to be taken off Cartoonito! I want my show back!
* Cheerful Voice: (sadly) I'm sorry, Caillou, but I don't think you'll be getting your show back on Cartoonito.
* Cynical Voice: (sarcastically) Yeah, it's a real shame, but I'm sure it's because of how PBS no longer airs your show, It's just the negative reception and criticism, man!
* (But it turns out the cynical and cheerful voices were actually Charlie and Pim from Adult Swim's Smiling Friends who were the unseen voices all along)
* Caillou: (upset) What are you two Critters doing outside of your show that airs on CN's watershed block during the night?! It's not even 8pm yet!
* Pim: What are we doing outside of our block during the day? Well, You should know that everyone does not like you.
* Charlie: And I still can't believe you threw a tantrum about the circus and pinched your sister! And a lot of people out there even made dumbass grounded videos out of you for some reason!
* Caillou: (whining) But it's not just the haters' fault, It's mine!!!
* (Caillou begins to throw a loud tantrum and Charlie and Pim notice him crying, banging his fists, and kicking his legs on the floor)
* Caillou: I was in a very bad mood because I just wanted Cartoon Network to put me back on its Cartoonito hours! (Continues crying)
* Charlie: What? They would never do that.
* Pim: Aw come on Charlie, Just because people hate you, that does not mean you've gone off the air!
* Charlie: You know, That doesn't help at all, Pim!
* Pim: Maybe something can cheer Caillou up! \*He gives a kazoo to him\*
* Charlie: It can?
* Pim: Sure it can, Charlie! Caillou, would you like to hear a song?
* Caillou: \*sniffles but calms down a little\* Yes, Yes, I love to!
* (Charlie tries blowing on the kazoo but it plays a loud off-key tune)
* Charlie: Hey Pim, I'm not good at the kazoo, But I have something better!" \*He throws the kazoo on the floor and pulls out his electric guitar and begins shredding chords on it as Pim begins playing a set of drums, This cheers Caillou up a bit that he starts to dancing to the rhythm of the Smiling Friends' performance\*
* Pim: Thanks.
* Caillou: Wow, I didn't know you guys had talent! You can go now.
* (Charlie and Pim leave Caillou's house)
* (Caillou then gets his turntable and sits down on the living room floor)
* Caillou: Yay! Now I'm gonna throw a party!
* (Caillou begins to call his friends over)
* Sarah: Hello.
* Caillou: Hi Sarah, I'm throwing a party at my house and I just wanted to know if you are coming or not!
* Sarah: I'm coming.
* Leo: Me too!
* Clementine: Me three!
* Caillou: Great!