King Assgore

Our lord and savior

## Ogólne

### Alias

Ass, Dat Ass, Mah Boi, Assy, Sassy Assy, Asgore, Goat Daddy, Sugar Daddy, King Asgore

## Relacje

### Relacje

Papaya/Hacchanadl - Wife, lover, matesprit <3
Toriull Drueamurr - Ex
Assriel Druemurr - Son
Sand (snass) the Human - Best Friendz 4evurr (moirails)
Mettaton - Good Friend
Papaya the Human - Friend
Undyne - Adoptive daugther

## Soundtrack

### Muzyka

Bergenfuckyou, ASSGORE, they see me rollin' they hatin, can you really call this an article it doesn't have any description or anything, darude - sanstorm

**King Assgore Druemurr** is the king of everything and everyone. The real god. He created the whole universe. He is also known by his tag-name, *sugarDaddy*. His blood is red, but it's okay because he's technically a goat so YOLOOO. He currently lives in Starlight Shores with 3 of his friends, Undyne Gayfish, Sans Comic~~please forgive my sins~~ and Papyrus Winiary along with few, new people (Eridan Ampora, Sollux Captor, Vriska Serket and Gamzee Makara) who are actually trolls ~~a fuckin mistery lmao~~. ~~*now w ples enjoy my blog leloel!!11!* \*v\* owo ^w^~~

## Etymology

First part of his name comes from the word ass (synonym of butt, booty etc. ~~XD~~), and the second one comes from *gore*. Together it means *gore in the ass* and it might be allusion to hemorrhoids, but Assgore having this kind of problem is unconfirmed. Druemurr is a pun to *dreamer*. ~~puns are lovu, puns are laifu~~

## History

A long time ago, deep in the ~~butt~~ underground kingdom, there was a king named Assgore. He had a sweet waifu with a sweet ass and a son named Assriel. One day a kid fell through a hole ~~please prevent me from doing butt jokes~~. Assriel found them, befriended, Assgore and Toriiull adopted them and we all know what happened next.

Long time later, Assgore and the rest of his crew were sent to a different dimension with a magic spell. They became human persons ~~fuck me XD~~. They weren't very concerned. They liked being human persons ~~stop me~~. Instead of trying to get back to their dimension they just decided to stay and dance till they died (fortunately they are immortal, except for Toriull, rip you, dear bitch~).

They were partying all night long and even more (I mean, who cares there were children, right). It was all fun and cool until one day. Toriull cheated on him with no one else than poor, sweet, little, sugoi, kawaii, 甘いで, 甜美, dolce Papyrus. Assgore and sand were really pissed off. Toriull got her punishment by starving to death. Fortunately Assgore was good enough to forgive Papyrus and he still is a happy king we all love and adore. <3

Some time later after tragic event, Assgore and co discovered *The Time Portal* in their garden. "Why not try this shit out *they thought and yet againt were sent to a different dimension. They spent so much time in there they eventually lost their memory. They moved to Starlight Shores where they have met another group of ~~human persons~~ people. They decided to divide between each other. Assgore, snas, Papaya and Undyne live together in a school-like home with Eridan Ampora, Vriska Serket, Gamzee Makara and Sollux Captor. Mettaton ~~s~~EX, Assriel and Frisky live with Tavros Nitram, Aradia Megido, Karkat Vantas and Terezi Pyrope (as you can guess, Frisky feels rather uncomfortable around her).*

Underfamily were getting along with their new friends. Undyne and Eridan were having fun burning everything and swimming, Papyrus befriended Sollux, Sans tortured Vriska with his puns (as if she didn't have enough of eridan's fish puns XD) and finally. Assgore and Gamzee became very good friends and spent their whole time together. Sans is now pretty jealous, and who knows, how will this story end?~

## Personality and characteristic

Assgore is a very kind and loving ~~human~~ person. He's very kawaii and likes to help people. He loves children, really. He really does. No, not in that sense, pervert >\_>. He wouldn't kill a fly, but he would beat a shit out offa bitch when necessary.

Assgore is a total romantic. He like long walks on a ~~bitch~~ beach in a sunset and dinners with candles. He also likes to drink tea and hot chocolate with marshmallows which often stuck in his golden beard.

## Relationships

### Snas Comic

Snas is Assgore's bestie, bro, moirail, buddy, bitch, son, senpai etc. They share a very strong bond and they care for each other very much. Together they make the perfect, unstoppable and powerful team of goat and skeleton! They also have a very big respect toward each other. They love to play games together. Their newest plan is to start diet. When they moved to Familuystuck Snas became very jealous for Assgore as he now spends most oh his time with Gamzee. How will it end?

### Undyne Gayfish

Undyne is like a daughter for Assgore. They train together and Undyne helps him with his ans Snas' diet, or at least tries to since everyday it's just like "we're starting from tomorrow". Undyne is very worried about him after his break up with Toriull.

### Papaya Winiary

winiary pomysł naaa, obiad każdego dniaaa ♪♪