When Did Ashley Johnson Get So Sexy?

**When Did Ashley Johnson Get So Sexy?** is the first episode of Season 2 of Dumb Teacher and the thirteenth episode of the series. It originally aired on February 16, 2006. It is also the first Dumb Teacher episode to air in 2006.

## Synopsis

The fourth grade boys become attracted to Ashley Johnson when they find out something seems different about her...

## Plot

Johnny is watching a GHTV News report on the 2006 Winter Olympic torch being a time bomb built by two terrorists, disguised as two designers, that blew up at the opening ceremony last night. Dan says goodbye to his father before leaving for school, but Johnny ignores him. When Dan arrives at school, his male classmates tell him that something seems different about Ashley Johnson. Dan doesn't notice it, no matter how many times they try to convince him, until going home, where he realizes that she stopped wearing lipstick.

The next day, at school, all the boys become attracted to her as they think that she looks better without her lipstick, with the whole class even fighting to ask her on a date, all requests she repeatedly declines. They then start following her wherever she goes, even during her hangouts with her friends, which starts to annoy Ashley. Then, after seeing her getting undressed in her room, she pepper sprays the crowd of boys and advises them to leave her alone.

In her bedroom, she is seen talking on the phone with Emma Miller about what has happened ever since she stopped wearing lipstick, and advises Emma not to let boys get attracted to her for any small or stupid reason at all, no matter what happens. When she hangs up, she hears breathing and notices James staring into her window while his mouth drools, which results in Ashley hitting her with her small boombox, causing him to crash on the ground and Ashley flipping him off.

Meanwhile, at a tree near Ashley's house, Logan is seen watching her take a shower through the window, only for him to be caught by Ashley after she gets out and be angrily asked to leave, Logan, however, has hidden a video camera behind tree leaves capturing her full shower on video, and when he arrives back home, he uploads the video to YouTube and goes to bed. The next morning at school, Ashley gets an email from Emma, who is out sick, that contains a link to a YouTube video. However, when she opens the link, it turns out to be the video of her naked in the shower uploaded by Logan, and as a result, she has a serious mental breakdown, destroying half of the classroom and stealing McNeese's car. As Ashley is too young to drive, a police chase occurs, only for it to end when Ashley drives off a bridge and drowns in the water. However, it is narrated by Ashley's future self that she escaped from the car way before it sank all the way to the bottom, and swam all the way to Canada, where she was adopted by an unnamed Canadian Family. Five years later, she got a job at a maple syrup factory, only to quit after five years when she hears about a scientist having built a fully-functional time machine, which she steals and uses to go back in time to the night Logan uploaded that video of her naked.

When she arrives in the present, she sees Dan saying goodbye to Logan before he leaves, and then, she captures him and asks him where Logan is going. Dan, ironically, says that he's going back to his house, which is where most kids his age go to at night. Afterwards, Ashley apologizes and goes after Logan. At Logan's house, he is seen about to upload the video to YouTube, only for Ashley to break in and threaten to shoot him, which results in Logan telling his mother to immediately drive away from her. Unfortunately, Ashley grabs on to their car, breaks the sunroof, and takes Logan on the roof where she is about to shoot him, only for Logan to kick her gun out of her hand, which results in a fist fight with Ashley brutally injuring him by planting his face on a tunnel wall and by taking out one of his hands by making it face an oncoming semi, the fight continues until the car accidentally hits a tire spike and crashes.

Ashley is now ready to kill him once and for all, and asks if he has any last words. Logan weakly responds by saying that he's sorry that he got so attracted to her, which prompts Ashley to stop fighting him and ask why he apologized. Logan explains that him and the boys in school aren't attracted to her because of her appearance, they are attracted to her because boys go through the, "Sexy Yet Simple Girls Are Hot Phase," all the time. He then tells her to ignore what boys are doing to her and let it go before dying of blood loss and brutal pain caused by the fight. As a result, Ashley, now filled with remorse, goes back in time to stop herself from killing Logan, and explains everything Logan had said to her, including his advice, before disappearing due to the grandfather paradox.

Future Ashley from before she killed Logan then goes to her present-self's house and tells her everything, including Logan's advice. Afterwards, without her having a mental breakdown after seeing Logan's video and faking her death, she disappears from existence while smiling. The next day at school, every boy in class tells Ashley that they saw her naked, but she ignores it, taking Logan's advice future Ashley had told her, which surprises the class, and McNeese, who also saw the video.

## Trivia

* In real life, the 2006 Winter Olympic torch actually did not have a small timer that counted down the hours, minutes and seconds till it is lit (or in this episode, as it was a bomb made by terrorists, till it explodes).
* The then-former and now-current programming block Toonami is referenced many times in this episode by Dan, Logan, Tom, and James.
* This episode is the first to feature Ashley without her lipstick. Ever since then, her lipstick was removed. Although Future Ashley wore dark blue lipstick.
* During Ashley's explanation about her planned faked death, Veridis Quo by Daft Punk plays throughout her narration.
* Mr. McNeese's primary car was revealed to be a 2005 Honda Civic, despite McNeese hating things imported from countries like Japan.
* This episode is the first Dumb Teacher episode to be animated without the 'grainy effect', which could be seen on Dumb Teacher episodes from Season 1, as well as Noah's TV Show episodes from Seasons 1, 2 and 3.

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## Transcript

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