Curze The Edgelord

*"He's fucking terrifying."*

## General

### Name

Konrad Curze, The Night Haunter, The Dark King, The Edgelord, Spooky Boy, The Discount Corax, The Godlike singer

## Personal

### Appearance

Small and gaunt compared to his brothers, with a very pale skin tone and straight long black hair.

### Quote

"Death is nothing compared to vindication""It was the only way"

Aren't you sick of being the side character in your brothers' wars"

- **Quote Kurze tells everyone Rogal Dorn said about him**

## Introduction

**Konrad *"The Edgelord"* Curze** is one of the twenty **Emperor****'s Primarchs**, in command of the **Night Lords Space Marine VIIIth Legion**. Born on the crime festered planet of **Nostramo**, Curze grew up as a street urchin, who eventually became a figure of terror for the entire planet, as Night Haunter.

Known for his personal sense of justice and the brutally executions he was used to lay upon all and any criminals he could get his hands on.

During the Horus Heresy, he joined the traitor side not because of loyalty to **Horus**, or any of the **Chaos' Gods**, but because of his sheer hatred towards the Emperor and the **Imperium on Man**.

## History

### Early Life

Before he was separated from the Emperor by the Chaos Gods, Big-E kept little Konrad in the most **darkest** **corner** of the baby Primarch room, which explains his obsession with ~~edgyness~~ darkness.

This came in handy though because he was thrown on to the most darkest planet the four Cartoon villains could find: a **crime-infested** ~~sh\*t-hole~~ **Hive World** known as Nostramo. Konrad's baby pod crash landed itself deep into the planet's crust, which later on his life became a very useful tool to commit mass genocide.

For most of his early life, Konrad went around dressing as ~~Batman~~ a **vigilant** (with extra spikes), flaying people because they stole a small piece of bread to feed their starving family of four, only in the name of glorious **Justice**. After a while, The Night Haunter became a ***boogeyman*** to spook little kids who were behaving badly, but this time it would actually just rip the kid's ~~f\*cking~~ spine out of their back while laughing menacingly. Thanks to him, the planet were fully pacified.

Curze then decided that "*I really should be king.*", so he became the **king** of Nostramo, without any resistance. Apparently the government and citizenship were absolutely fine with having a ~~mass murderer~~ vigilant as a dictator. Surprisingly, he was actually a pretty decent and benevolent ruler. The Emperor eventually heard of this four-meters ~~batman~~ dark-dressed king ruling a planet of constant night, and thought to himself "*That is way too special to not to be one of my kids.*".

The Emperor traveled to Nostramo with three other Primarchs, for some reason: **Ferrus Manus**, **Lorgar** and **Fulgrim**. As Big-E stepped out of his ship, he was absolutely blinding everyone with his *non-godlike* golden glow. When Konrad first saw the Emperor he stabbed his own eyes because he was having a super *spooky* vision. The ruler of Mankind stopped him from blinding himself, and as a thanks, Konrad basically told him to *~~go f\*ck himself~~* leave. After seeing the other Primarchs, Konrad saw a vision of death for each of them less Fulgrim.

### The Horus Heresy

Konrad joined up with the ~~big "*cucklord"*~~ Primarch **Horus Lupercal** ~~just as a massive "*f\*ck you*"~~ to express his disappointment toward the Emperor. For most of the Heresy, Konrad was ~~f\*cking about with~~ torturing **Vulkan** near insanity. His original plan was to murder his brother Primarch, but Vulkan proved to be immortal. Instead, decided to just *spook* the sh\*t out of him and his sons.

After getting ~~"*It's also hammer.*"-ed~~ defeated by Vulkan, Konrad decided to murder ~~Rowboat Girlyman~~ Ultramarines' Primarch **Roboute Guilliman** for *~~sh\*ts~~* ~~and giggles~~ weakening the loyalist forces. Later he was defeated by the ~~dogs' fucker~~ Dark Angels' Primarch **Lion El' Johnson**. So he then just sat in the Imperial Palace's jail.

## Notable Allies

* Vulkan, Primarch of the Salamanders Space Marine Legion

## Notable Enemies

* The Emperor of Mankind
* Roboute Guilliman, Primarch of the Ultramarines Space Marine Legion

* Vulkan, Primarch of the Salamanders Space Marine Legion
* Lion El' Johnson, Primarch of the Dark Angels Space Marine Legion

## Wargear

* **~~Batman suit~~** ***The Nightmare Mantle*** - Curze's customised suit of Artificer Armour.
* ***Mercy and Forgiveness*** - A pair of ~~edgy~~ murderous artificer-Lightning Claws
* ***The Widowmakers*** - Based on the micro-serrated throwing blades utilised for signature-kills by certain Nostraman assassin-cults, Curze favoured the use of these vicious, yet highly precise daggers over fire-weapons

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1. ↑ Btw, he has those, always for reasons.
2. ↑ he was having an endless orgasm. With a decapitated head. The head of Ferrus Manus.
3. ↑ Just to Konrad's luck...
4. ↑ For once we aren't talking about **Leman Russ** and his *Space Furries*
5. ↑ lol.
6. ↑ If he has to be edgy, he has to do the edgy way.