Shrek, Donkey and our heroes return to Duloc/Shrek explains the truth

Here's where Shrek, Donkey, and our heroes return to Duloc and Shrek explains the truth to Fiona in *Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet Shrek*.

[we then come to DuLoc as we hear church bells ringing and we come inside]

[inside, we see Thelonios holding up signs as the crowds follow them]

Priest: People of DuLoc, we gather here today... to bear witness... to the union... Um... of our new king...

Fiona: Um, excuse me. Uh? Could we just skip to ahead the "I do's"?

Farquaad: (chuckles) Go on.

[then outside, Dragon then lands down as all of the knights run away]

Donkey: Go on ahead, babe. have some fun. If we need you, I'll whistle. How about that?

[As dragon chases the knights, Shrek then runs for the church but the others stop him]

Donkey: Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! You wanna do this right, don't you?

Shrek: What are you talking about?

Blythe Baxter: Because there's line you have to wait for. Where the preacher's gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." And you have to say: "I object!"

Shrek: Uh! I don't have time for this!

Donkey: Hey, wait, wait, What are you doing? Listen to me! [pushes him to the door] Look, you love this woman, don't you?

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: You wanna hold her?

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: Please her?

Shrek: Yes!

Donkey: Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness! The chicks love that romantic crap!

Shrek: Alright, cut it out! When does this guy say the line?

Donkey: We gotta check it out.

[as we watch the Preacher continue on, we then see Donkey catapulted up to the window to see what's going on.]

Preacher: And so by the power bestowed upon me...

Shrek: (catches Donkey and throws him again) What do you see?

Donkey: The whole town's in there!

Russell Ferguson: Nevermind that! What's going on with the Preist?!

Donkey: (as he flies in front of the window) There's the alter! (throws again) Oh, he already said it!

Shrek: Oh, for the love of pete! (Donkey hits the ground and Shrek comes in) **I OBJECT!**

(the crowd gasps)

Fiona: Shrek?

Priest: (gasps as he closes his book)

Farquaad: (groans) Now, what does he want?

[Everyone gasps as Shrek is walking down]

Shrek: (chuckles) Hi, everyone. Having a good time, are ya? (chuckles) I do love Duloc, first of all, very clean.

Fiona: What are you doing here?

Farquaad: Really, it's rude enough being alive where no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding...

Shrek: Fiona, I need to talk to you.

Fiona: Oh, *now* you wanna talk? Well it's a little late for that. so if you'll excuse me.. (she moves in to kiss Farquaad)

Shrek: No, (pulls her away) you can't marry him!

Fiona: And why not?

Shrek: Because... Because he's just marrying you so he can be king.

Farquaad: Outrageous!

Shrek: Fiona, don't listen to him. He's not your true love.

Fiona: And what do you know about true love?

Shrek: Well, I... Uh... I mean...

Farquaad: Oh, this is precious. [chuckles] The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! Oh, good Lord.

[Then Thelonius puts up a laugh sign and the crowd laughs]

Farquaad: An ogre and a princess!

[Laughing continues]

Fiona: Shrek? Is this true?

Shrek: (cringes)