The Crazy Girlfriend Rap

### About

Kyle's girlfriend keeps getting mad at him for her suspecting that he is cheating on him over a simple misunderstanding.

### Before the song

Kyle's girlfriend says bye to her friend, then after she's gone, Kyle says he didn't know they were friends and then his girlfriend starts talking behind her back to him. While she is doing that, Kyle gets a text from his grandma so she asks him what he's doing, which Kyle explains. She then gets suspicious because of Kyle mentioning a female pronoun, so Kyle tries to clear the confusion. His girlfriend starts getting mad, saying how she think it's funny Kyle'd rather talk to other girls than herself, so Kyle denies it, but she refuses to believe it. Since Kyle has to go to a Drake concert, he says unless she raps for him, he will go to it. She then says okay, to Kyle's surprise. Kyle then tries saying he wasn't serious, and he gets interrupted by Siri saying he has a new message which is: "I love you baby." Because of this, Kyle's girlfriend got mad, and then the song starts.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1: Girlfriend]

Let me go through your phone

Who you textin' all alone?

No, you can't leave right now

All your time, I'ma need that now

Oh, you wanna play those games?

Then go play with your tired old thang

I don't care what you got today

Since you got me here, you gon' have to stay

[Chorus: Girlfriend & Kyle]

I'm your girl, I don't play that

If you don't want me mad, then don't say that (Nah, nah)

Excuse, you can save that (Nah, nah)

I should get my texts quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)

Who's the girl in your contacts?

That's my friend

Mhm, you can block that (Block, block)

I'm done with this, you can leave

Wow, so you really gon' dip out on me? (Wow)

I'm your girl, I don't play that

If you don't want me mad, then don't say that

Excuse, you can save that (Nah, nah)

I should get my texts quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)

Who picked up when I called back?

My voicemail?

Mhm, you can block that (Block, block)

You know what, Kyle, just go

Wow, so you really gon' leave me alone?

[Verse 2: Girlfriend and Kyle]

Wow, so you're leavin'? Where you need to be?

Only thing you need to leave for is me

How you gon' text me and say you gon' sleep

But I catch you up liking those pics on IG?

Oh you Instasleeping?

Like you were "sleep" out with some girl eating

We've been friends since 3, you guys met

Todd's your childhood friend

That's different

Look, who you talkin' to on the phone all day?

It's Sprint

Oh, that's a cute name

Why you laughin' when your happiness is sittin' right here?

It's a text

Oh, who texted us today?

[Verse 3: Kyle & Girlfriend]

Babe, you wanna eat?

Okay, you decide

How's Moe's?

Ha, that's a good try

Can you just pick, I'm just trying to go

Baby, what's wrong?

You should already know

Come on, we're late, are you ready to go?

Yeah, just a sec, I'm just changing my clothes

Just give me five

It's been hours already

Hey, I'm a dime, I can't look like a penny

Okay, done, come and see the new look

Better be something big how long that took

It looks nice

So you don't think it's cute?

Babe, I never said that!

You didn't have to!

[Verse 4: Girlfriend and Kyle]

Baby, what happened to you?

I just fell down the steps in my school

Claire drove me, but they said I have a tear

I might need surgery

Hold up, who's Claire?

Actin' like you couldn't call me instead

Matter of fact, you're good, come out of the bed

Baby, I have a checkup in a few

I'm the only girl that needs to check up on you

[Chorus: Girlfriend & Kyle]

I'm your girl, I don't play that

If you don't want me mad, then don't say that

Excuse, you can say that (Nah, nah)

I should get my text quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)

Who's the girl in your contacts?

My grandma?!

Mhm, you can block that (Block, block)

I'm done with this, I'ma leave

Wow, so you really not gonna stop me? (Wow)

I'm your girl, I don't play that

If you don't want me mad then don't say that

Excuse, you can say that (Nah, nah)

I should get my text quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)

Who picked up when I called back?

That's my mom

Mhm, you can block that

You know what, Kyle, just go

Wow, so you really gon' leave me alone?

[Outro]

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