A Sight For Saur Eyes (Transcript)

This is the eleventh episode of Justice Squadron: Comicger

One night at Darkanos' fortress, Infafre was patrolling through the dungeon looking for some very specific monsters for Darkanos' next scheme.

Infafre: (voiceover) I present to you, my master, the Jurassic Jerks. A trio of terrifying dinosaur monsters that I can assure you can help you conquer the city, and put an end to the Comicgers once and for all.

The first Jurassic Jerk to appear is the leader, a Tyrannosaurus Rex monster with green and white skin, red eyes, and grey armor. He has the ability to shoot blasts resembling meteors from his own hands.

Infafre: Rexnar, the Tyrannosaurus! He has the power to summon meteor blasts from his own hands, and he can throw them at his foes, making them burn up to 120 degrees!

Rexnar: (throwing his meteor blasts at a couple of targets, and roars in celebration) RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! >: )

Next was a big, red Triceratops monster wearing a dark blue body suit with a light green belt, a maroon detail on the chest, and spiked bracelets. He was the strongest of the three.

Infafre: Cerazor, the Triceratops! His strength is matched by no one else, and can destroy a strong stone wall with just one punch.

Cerazor: (throwing a punch at a brick wall that was in front of him, reducing it to nothing but rubble) YEAH!!!! >: )

The last Jurassic Jerk was an orange Pterodactyl monster wearing a purple eye mask, a dark green tank top with matching forearm tights, and light blue pants. He also had light orange wings that had bladed wing tips on the ends. He had the ability to use his wings to create strong wind currents that can damage his foes.

Infafre: Finally, Dactaur, the Petrodactyl! He can fly up to 280 mph, and can create wind currents strong enough to lift automobiles from off the ground!

Dactaur: (flapping his wings rapidly, creating a strong wind current that turned a cardboard cutout of the Comicgers right in front of him) KAACAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! >: )

Jurassic Jerks: (coming together, and roaring loudly in unison)

Then, Infafre leads the Jurassic Jerks to the throne room, where Darkanos was waiting for them with a look of intrigue on his face.

Darkanos: Are you certain that these guys can do what all the other monsters failed to accomplish?

Infafre: Of course, your excellency. So far, we have only sent ONE monster at a time against the Comicgers. But, now, let's see how they can handle THREE monsters at once.

Rexnar: (bowing to Darkanos) Yes, my lord! Since the Comicgers fight as a team, it only seems fitting that we monsters fight as one as well.

Dactaur: Oh, yes! With our different skillsets complimenting one another, we are an unstoppable force!

Cerazor: Yeah, those little twerps won't know what hit them!

Darkanos: (impressed by their enthusiasm) Well, you definitely can talk the talk! But, let's see if you can walk the walk!

Rozoson: The master wants you three to go down to Petropolis, and cause as much chaos as you can to lure out those pesky Comicgers! And then, dispose of them!

Jurassic Jerks: As you wish! (bowing to Darkanos, and disappear from the throne room)

Darkanos: It seems Petropolis is about to face a new age of extinction. (laughs evilly)

At Petropolis High School, William and Monica were in Dr. Paleo's paleontology class learning about dinosaurs. Dr. Paleo was a monitor lizard who was also a paleontologist in his early days, and wanted to share his knowledge of dinosaurs with the younger generation. Today, he was showing his students a few model skeletons of a few dinosaurs from the Cretaceous Period.

William: (raises his hand) Hey, Dr. Paleo, is it true that many unique species of dinosaurs that appeared in the Cretaceous period?

Dr. Paleo: Oh, yes, William. There have been many unique species of dinosaurs that existed during the Cretaceous period. Including those belonging to the Hadrosaur family, such as the Maiasaura, Corythosaurus, and the famous Parasaurolophus. (holds up a Parasaurolophus skeleton) Because of the way their mouths are shaped, they're most commonly referred to as "Duckbills."

Monica: Cool. Did they wear top hats, speak in Scottish accents, and swim around unrealistically in big swimming pools of money?

Dr. Paleo: (giving a blank stare at Monica) Very funny, Miss Scaleman.

Monica:  But, seriously, it was also where those Triceratops things first popped up, weren't they?

Dr. Paleo: Oh, yes! (holds up a Triceratops skeleton) The Triceratops, which means "three-horned face," was the largest of the ceratopsians, which also included the Styracosaurus. It first appeared around 70,000,000 years ago around Montana and the Dakotas, and even parts of Alberta, Canada. It probably ate cycads and all other low-lying plants; it could chew them well with its cheek teeth. These animals probably lived in vast herds and hatched from eggs. They made up the bulk of the herbivore population just before the end of the Cretaceous period.

Monica: Sweet!

Dr. Paleo: Indeed. But, if you wanna see the most awesome dinosaur that ever walked the Earth, look no further than... (holds up a skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex) ...the Tyrannosaurus Rex! The Tyrant Lizard King!

Everyone in class: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Husky Boy: Eh, Spinosaurus could whip T. Rex's tail.

Bull Boy: Shush!

Dr. Paleo: Anyway, T. Rex was one of the largest meat - eating dinosaurs, having a skull up to 5 feet long and many sharp teeth reaching lengths of 6 inches, or 15 centimeters. The first complete T. Rex skeleton was discovered in 1902, and many great examples have been unearthed over the last fifteen years.

Monica: I'd like to see a T. Rex and Triceratops battle to the death like in "Fantasia."

William: Uh, Monica. That was a T. Rex and a Stegosaurus battling in that movie.

Monica: Oh. Never mind.

Dr. Paleo: Well, what you said, Miss Scaleman, COULD'VE actually happened, given how the T. Rex and the Triceratops did exist at the same time when they went extinct 65,000,000 years ago. Those horns on the Triceratops' head could've been used to defend itself against attacks from the T. Rex, and when it comes to protecting their young, they could be formidable opponents to the T. Rex.

Monica: Cool!

Then, the bell rings, indicating that it's the end of class.

Dr. Paleo: Next week, we'll be discussing the armored dinosaurs like Ankylosaurus , and don't forget to finish your essays on egg-eating dinos by Monday morning! I'll be in my office for the next hour in case anyone's got any problems.

William and Monica head out of the classroom where they met David, Katie, and Paul.

Paul: Hey, guys! How was dino class?

Monica: It was great, as usual. It's by far my favorite subject in school.

William: I agree. It's so fascinating learning about these magnificent creatures that once roamed our planet.

David: I can tell. Not to mention, they make for great movies, too. Jurassic Park, anyone?

Katie: Yeah, I know.

David: Hey, listen. We're gonna head down to Crystal Comics after school. Wanna come?

William: Sure thing, dude! But, first, we gotta get to Mr. Waterhorn's history class. He sure doesn't like when all of his students aren't there for class.

Paul: Yeah, good idea! Let's go!

Then, the Comicgers all head to Mr. Waterhorn's class in a hurry. After school, they all met up at Crystal Comics, where David picked up a back issue of one of the Comicgers comics he was just reading through.

David: This previous issue of Comicgers is pretty cool. I can't believe I didn't read this one earlier.

Paul: You mean Issue #65, featuring those prehistoric dingbats the Jurassic Jerks?

David: Oh, yeah! Why didn't I even read this issue, given how my dad's the creator of the series in the first place? (suddenly remembers) Oh, yeah! He had me raking the front lawn when he finished it. THAT'S why.

Monica: That stinks.

William: Well, you know what they say, chores before comics.

Katie: I don't remember anyone saying that, Will.

William: Well, I thought I'd make up a new saying. ^^

Katie: Of course.

Just then, a drone with a little video camera attached to it hovers down in front of them, and then, it flies back up over them. They quickly turn around to see Gerald and Harold controlling the drone as part of their next big scheme to figure out who the Comicgers really are.

Gerald: A-ha! Our new video drone works just like a charm.

Harold: I'll say. (munches on a candy bar)

Paul: Let me guess, guys. ANOTHER scheme to find the Comicgers?

Gerald: Correct! Only THIS time, we're using video drone technology to scour the city in search of them. How else do you think traffic reporters on the news get such good shots of the traffic in this city?

Harold: I just thought it was because the camera men were TOO afraid of heights.

Gerald: That question wasn't directed at you, Harold!

Harold: Hey! Just thought I'd give my opinion.

David: Well, good luck with that. 'Cause I heard the Comicgers have state of the art technology that they can use to erase what's on that video to avoid media scrutiny.

Gerald: (feeling confident in himself) We'll take our chances, thank you! C'mon, Harold! Let's go find some Comicgers.

Harold: If you insist.

Gerald uses his remote control to bring the video drone back to them, and they walk out the door.

William: Ah, man! If that drone catches us morphing to fight Darkanos' monsters, our cover's blown!

Paul: Don't worry, guys! I've got a gadget that'll make sure that video's erased before they even knew what hit 'em.

Monica: Good thinkin', Paul. Where would we be without you?

Paul: Well, plenty of places, probably, but not everywhere.

Monica: (rolling her eyes) You know that's a rhetorical question, right?

Paul: Yeah, I know. ^^

Then, their Comic Turners started beeping, meaning that there's trouble in Petropolis. The Comicgers head over to the reading area, and huddled together to make sure nobody was looking, and David answered his Comic Turner.

David: Lemme guess, Dad? Another one of Darkanos' monsters?

Stanley: "Not one of, David. THREE of Darkanos' monsters! They seem to be causing trouble in Petropolis! Head on over to the studio, and I'll explain more from there!"

David: On our way, Dad! (cuts the feed) Sounds like Darkanos sent THREE monsters this time.

Katie: Sounds like he's getting PRETTY desperate.

Paul: Let's go, guys!

Before they left the store, David pays for Issue #65 at the front desk.

David: Listen, Big Louie. My dad called me and my friends up for something important. We really should be going.

Big Louie: Oh, not at all. I'm sure it must be VERY important.

David: Thanks, big guy. ^^ (grabs his comic) C'mon!

They then left the store, and headed straight for the studio. Once there, Stanley was able to fill them in on what's going on.

David: Okay, Dad. What's going on?

Stanley: Kids, it seems we've got some dino-sized trouble in the downtown area! Take a look at the tracking system for yourselves!

They then looked at the tracking system, which was showing the Jurassic Jerks causing some carnage in the area. Rexnar was shooting his meteor blasts at a nearby Volkswagon, Cerazor was smashing his way through a couple of trees, and Dactaur was shooting gusts of wind from his wings to blow a couple of people away.

Monica: Oh, great! Now, he sent the Jurassic Jerks to try and destroy the city!

William: Guess he figured one monster isn't enough to take us down.

Stanley: That's probably his plan, kids! But, I should warn you, the Jurassic Jerks are VERY good at working together as a team. Each one of them is bad enough by themselves, but together, they're a definite triple threat! So, watch your toes!

David: Don't worry, Dad. We'll send those Mesozoic has-beens back to the Stone Age! (holds up his Comic Turner) Ready, guys?

Paul, Katie, William, and Monica: (holding up theirs) Ready!

Comicgers: Comic Turners, activate! (the Comic Turners convert to their original forms) Comic Powers! Turn On! (flick the on switches of the Comic Turners, and morph into their Ranger forms)

Stanley: (using the gemstone on his pencil to bring the Sketch Cycles to life)

Comicgers: (getting on their Sketch Cycles) Sketch Cycles, online! (turning on the ignition of the Cycles, and revving up)

As that happened, a special platform lowers into the main building's parking garage, just near the ramp leading outside.

Comicgers: Let's motor! (start driving their Sketch Cycles out of the garage and into the city)

Meanwhile, the Jurassic Jerks continued to terrorize the people in the downtown area, waiting for the Comicgers to show up.

Rexnar: (chuckling evilly) Pretty soon, the Comicgers will rear their heads here, and we'll be ready to make them extinct.

Cerazor: Good, 'cause I'm in the mood to bash their heads into the pavement.

Dactaur: (flying up to see them coming on their Sketch Cycles) They're coming!!! Let's be ready for 'em! (flies back down to them)

Then, the Comicgers pull up, and park their Sketch Cycles in front of them.

David: Hey! You three must be lost! The Natural History Museum is just around the corner.

Rexnar: Oh, no! We're not lost. We're right where we need to be.

William: Where YOU need to be is back in the comics where you all belong!

Rexnar: We'll see about that! Welcome to your extinction, Comicgers, because we are... the Jurassic Jerks! (does a fighting pose) Rexnar!

Cerazor: (does a fighting pose) Cerazor!

Dactaur: (does a fighting pose) Dactaur!

Jurassic Jerks: (roaring in unison)

Monica: Is THAT supposed to scare us?

Rexnar: No, but THIS will! PARAXIS ARISE!!! (summons a couple of Paraxis to their side) ATTACK!!!

Paraxis: (drawing their spears, and attacking the Comicgers)

David: Let's do it, guys!

Katie, Paul, William, and Monica: (ready to fight) Yeah!

The Comicgers immediately started fighting the Paraxis, and separately took on each Jurassic Jerk one by one. William and Monica drew their Sketch Weapons, and after mowing their way through the Paraxis, they came face to face with Cerazor, and started using their weapons on him.

Cerazor: HA! That silly little mallet can't hurt me!

William: Wanna bet? (swings his Sketch Hammer at Cerazor)

As Cerazor blocks the strikes, Monica aims her Sketch Bow at Cerazor's back. When she fires, the arrows just bounce right off of him.

Monica: HEY! They just bounced off of him!

Cerazor: (turning around to see her) Shooting at someone while their back is turned? That's not very sporty, is it? (charges at Monica, and whacks her with his tail)

Monica: (flies into a nearby wall) Oof!

Meanwhile, Paul and Katie were double-teaming a couple of Paraxis when Paul notices that Dactaur is flying high to dive bomb at them.

Paul: Hey! Dactaur's about to attack us the sky!

Katie: Then, let's take to the air!

They got on their Sketch Cycles, and once they changed them to air mode, they flew up after Dactaur and attempt to shoot him down.

Katie: Let's ground this reptilian birdie!

Dactaur: I had a feeling you'd follow me!  (starts flapping his wings to create a huge gust of wind to blow them away) Feeling a little winded, Rangers?

Paul: (trying to fight it) I can't fight it! It's too strong!

They suddenly start dropping back to the ground, crashing their Sketch Cycles on the pavement.

Dactaur: Who's grounded now, eh?

Meanwhile, David drew his Sketch Blade, and started fighting Rexnar. Rexnar threw his meteor blasts at David, and he blocks them with his Blade. He then strikes at Rexnar with the Blade, and Rexnar starts blocking the strikes.

Rexnar: Your swordplay REALLY stinks, kid! Do you EVEN train?

David: Yes. Every day! (swings his Blade at Rexnar)

Unfortunately, Rexnar sneaks in a meteor blast, and it explodes underneath him. The blast caused him to go flying backwards, and the others were just as beaten as he was.

David: Man, these guys are tough!

William: No kiddin'!

Rexnar: Alright, boys! Let's show these twerps our TRUE power!

Cerazor + Dactaur: Right!

They then joined their hands together, and charged up a very powerful blast attack.

Jurassic Jerks: EXTINCTION BLAST!!! (fires the blast at the Comicgers, and they fly backwards, causing them to de-morph)

Katie: Oh my God! How did THAT happen?

Rexnar: That was our Extinction Blast, the ultimate surge of destructive energy! One more blast from this, and you'll be certainly destroyed! >: )

Dactaur: Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a city to destroy! But, first, I'd like to try out that bistro around the corner.

Cerazor: Good call, Dactaur! I AM getting hungry!

Rexnar: Very well, then. You're all too weak to stop us, now! So, we'll leave you to regret every single life decision you've made. Ta! (disappears with his two pals)

Paul: Man, those guys REALLY know how to work as a team! How're we gonna stop 'em?

David: I.... I'm not sure.

Back at the studio, the Comicgers were resting a bit after getting some medical attention, trying to figure out how they're going to stop the Jurassic Jerks.

William: You should've seen 'em, Mr. C! They were BRUTAL to us!

Monica: (holding up her smashed Bone Jovi tape) They even smashed my favorite Bone Jovi tape.

Paul: Really, Monica? You still listen to cassette tapes in the year 2018?

Monica: Hey, I'm old-fashioned that way.

Paul: (shrug)

Stanley: All joking aside, I warned you kids that the Jurassic Jerks are good at working together as a team. And, their Extinction Blast is a perfect example of that.

David: So, how're we gonna counter it, Dad?

Stanley: We have to do so with a blast of higher caliber. Which is why I'm re-calibrating your Skecth-A-Zooka to produce a much stronger blast.

David: Oh, thanks so much, Dad. It could REALLY help us out.

Stanley: You're welcome. But, before we unleash the blast on them, we'll have to figure out how to destroy their team dynamic somehow.

The Comicgers started thinking very hard, until Katie comes up with a quote she heard from history class.

Katie: Hey! There's this quote Mr. Waterhorn said during history class one time. He said, "A house divided against itself cannot stand." It's a quote from Abraham Lincoln to describe the unstable structure of the divided union during the Civil War. I'm thinking we could use it to get the Jurassic Jerks to go against each other. ^^

Stanley: That's a great idea, Katie. But, how ARE we gonna get them to fight one another?

Monica: (having an idea of her own) Maybe we can use facts about the real life dinosaurs they're based on to get them fighting amongst themselves. Like say, state that Triceratops' horns can pierce through T. Rexes' skin, or how T. Rexes can eat Pterodactyls. Y'know, all that jazz.

Stanley: I had no idea you had such knowledge of dinosaurs, Monica. ^^

William: Well, you can thank Dr. Paleo's paleontology classes for that.

Monica: Will....

Stanley: Excellent! Now, as you rest, explain to me the details of this plan.

Katie: Sure thing, Mr. Chippendale. ^^

They then started brainstorming on how they were going to stop the Jurassic Jerks. Meanwhile, the Jurassic Jerks were at a bistro in the downtown area, eating all the scones they took from the baked goods shelf as the waiter came out to see what they were doing.

Waiter: Hey, you three! What's the big idea, taking all the free scones from the baked goods shelf?

Cerazor: It says "Evil Alien Monsters Eat Baked Goods For Free!"

Waiter: You were supposed to buy a beverage first!

Dactaur: We did. I bought a cappuccino here a few minutes ago.

The Jurassic Jerks start laughing as the waiter storms back inside with an annoyed look on his face. Meanwhile, Gerald and Harold were following the video drone all over the city, but keep coming up short.

Gerald: Is it finding anything yet, Harold?

Harold: (seeing the video footage on his Tablet) Negative.

Gerald: We gotta find some kinda clue as to who the Comicgers are! We just gotta!

Then, the drone finds the Jurassic Jerks eating at the bistro celebrating their victory.

Harold: Wait! The drone found something! It's coming from that bistro over there!

Gerald: This is the clue we've been looking for! C'mon! (drags Harold to the bistro where they encounter the Jurassic Jerks)

Rexnar: And, who might you two be?

Gerald: I am Gerald Sanders, and this is my buddy, Harold Ivory.

Harold: Sup?

Gerald: Our drone has discovered that you three may have some information on the Comicgers' true identities! So, give it to us, baby!

Rexnar: (thinking about it) Hmmmmmm. Good idea. Dactaur, you heard the rooster! Give it to them!

Gerald: (thinking he's hit a gold mine) YES!!!! In just mere seconds, we will learn the true identities of the Comicgers! Fame and fortune, here we come!

Dactaur: Here you go, you two idiots! (flaps his wings rapidly, creating a strong gust of wind that blew them, and their drone, away)

Gerald: That's not what I meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

Jurassic Jerks: (laughing at their misfortune)

Just then, an transmission from Darkanos appears thin air, and starts to contact the Jurassic Jerks on their current activities.

Darkanos: What are you three doing? Shouldn't you be out there destroying the city?

Rexnar: We're taking a break from it, my master. Besides, we've already defeated the Comicgers earlier. They're back at their base crying like the big babies they are.

Darkanos: Well, that IS reassuring news to me that you've managed to bring the Comicgers to their knees, but I won't be 100% satisfied until the city of Petropolis is mine to control!

Cerazor: We're getting to that, sire! But, first, we wanna finish these scones. They're REALLY good. (eats another scone)

Darkanos: Do I look like the kind of person that cares about baked goods?

Jurassic Jerk: Uh.... no.

Darkanos: THEN, GET BACK OUT THERE, AND FINISH THE JOB!!!!!! (fades out, ending the transmission)

Rexnar: Sheesh, what a crank. Let's go wrap things up, guys!

Then, the Jurassic Jerks left the bistro, with Cerazor taking the last remaining scones, and continued to ravage the city. Back at the studio, the Comicgers have all rested up from their injuries, and were ready to take on the Jurassic Jerks. David was reading through Issue #65 of the comics, to give him a better idea of what he was going up against since he never read that issue.

Stanley: Brushing up on the Jurassic Jerks, son?

David: Yeah, because I was raking leaves the day that this particular issue was released, I never got to read it.  So, I'm catching up on something I might've missed!

Stanley: Well, the others are ready to try again, son. They could REALLY use you.

David: I know! Just gimme a minute! (reads through, and finds something) HEY! I think I found something!

Stanley: What is it, son?

David: According to this, I'll have to best Rexnar in a sword fight after we destroy their team dynamic. And, thanks to the upgrades given to our weapons, I might have a chance!

Stanley: Oh, that reminds me! I'd better give you kids your upgraded weapons! (goes over to his desk, and uses his pencil to bring the weapons to life) Here you go!

Monica: (feeling her Sketch Bow) I don't feel any difference with the weapons.

William: Well, I'm feeling a bit more strength in my Sketch Hammer.

Stanley: They may not look like much at first glance, but once you use them, they'll be more powerful than before! (sees the Jurassic Jerks causing chaos on the tracking system) Uh-oh! It seems that the Jurassic Jerks are back causing chaos!

Paul: Don't worry, Mr. Chippendale! We're ready for them THIS time!

David: Yeah! Let's make these jerks extinct! (holds up his Comic Turner) Ready, guys?

William, Monica, Katie, and Paul: (holding up theirs) Ready!

Comicgers: Comic Turners, activate! (the Comic Turners convert back to their original forms) Comic Powers! Turn On! (flick the on switch on their Comic Turners, and morph into their Ranger forms)

They took their Sketch Cycles, and rode off to the Jurassic Jerks' current location. Once they arrived, they weren't to thrilled to see them.

Cerazor: Ah, back to be punished some more, huh?

Rexnar: Didn't you learn the last time? You don't stand a chance against us!

William: Oh, really? Then, Rexnar, I bet you didn't know that your buddy Cerazor has horns sharp enough to pierce through your very skin! And, given his massive size, I'm sure he could be better off as leader.

Rexnar: Huh? (glares at Cerazor)

Cerazor: What?!? That's not true!

Monica: Oh, and Dactaur, are you even aware that you're not really a dinosaur at all, but rather a flying reptile?

Dactaur: What?!? LIES!!!! I am TOO a dino!

Cerazaor: Are you sure about that? (raises an eyebrow at this)

William: Oh, and Rexnar. You claim to be the "Tyrant Lizard King," but really you have more in common with chickens than you do lizards! Maybe we oughta call you "Clucknar," from now on.

Rexnar: What? That's ridiculous!

Cerazor: Guess you better put me in charge, "Clucknar."

Dactaur: Or better yet, why don't you let ME lead since I'M the only REAL reptile in this group?

Rexnar: But, you're STILL not really a dinosaur, Dactaur!

Dactaur: At least I'm not a scaly chicken!

Paul: (seeing them arguing) I can't believe it! It's actually working!

David: Their team dynamic is being destroyed!

Rexnar: I'll show you guys that I can take the Comicgers myself!

Dactaur: Not if I defeat them first!

Cerazor: Fat chance, lizard boy!

Then, the Jurassic Jerks split up and took on the Comicgers separately. Cerazor battled William and Monica, but William's upgraded Sketch Hammer was able to bash him upside the head completely, allowing Monica to shoot at him with her Sketch Bow, which fired more arrows than it originally did. Paul and Katie used their Sketch Cycles in air mode to follow Dactaur into the sky, and when he flapped his wings to create a powerful gust of wind, they resisted, and used the Sketch Cycle's lasers to shoot him down. Back on the ground, David drew his Sketch Blade, and faced Rexnar for a rematch.

David: I'm ready for you THIS time, Rexnar!

Rexnar: Yeah, ready to get your butt kicked again! (uses his meteor blast to create a meteor-like sword in his hands) Come and get me!

Then, David and Rexnar clashed their swords together in one final duel. Rexnar swung a couple blows at David, but David was able to block them easily. Suddenly, David starts feeling a new surge of power coming from the Sketch Blade.

David: (feeling stronger) Oh, wow! The Sketch Blade feels more powerful than power! (stares at Rexnar) You're in trouble! (swings his Blade at Rexnar, and he knocks him back a few feet)

Rexnar: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, Gerald and Harold were getting out of the tree they landed in, when their video drone picked up the Comicgers' presence.

Harold: Hey, Gerald! It looks like the drone got something!

Gerald: (picking a few twigs out of his feathers) It's gotta be the Comicgers! I just know it! C'mon, let's follow it!

They then follow the drone to the Comicgers' location, and they ducked into a nearby alley to see them beating the Jurassic Jerks.

Gerald: This is the moment we've been waiting for, Harold! We gotta get this!

Harold: (holding his tablet up) I've got my tablet ready!

Suddenly, they both hear the ice cream truck coming by.

Gerald: Ooooo! The ice cream truck's here! Can't unmask the Comicgers on an empty tummy!

Harold: Now, you're talkin'! Let's go!

As they both head for the ice cream truck to get some frozen treats, David immediately notices the drone recording them.

David: Hey! It's Gerald and Harold's video drone! If that thing records our true identities, we're done for!

Paul: No worries! I got this! (takes out his Sketch Escrimas, and fires a data blast at the drone, totally changing the recording completely) There! Our secret's safe once again!

Katie: What'd you replace the recording with, Paul?

Paul: You'll see.

Then, the Jurassic Jerks begin to argue and bicker with each other like spoiled children, even threatening to kill one another. THat was when Darkanos, appeared in a blaze of purple fire, and approached them to break it up.

Darkanos: (grabbing all three of them) Stop it, you walnut-brained imbeciles!!! The Comicgers are destroying your team dynamic, making it easier for them to defeat you! So, you've got to pull your act together, and defeat those teenagers! Now, apologize to one another AT ONCE!!! (dropping them to the floor)

Rexnar: (realizing his master was right) Yes, master! I'm very sorry, you guys! I don't care if Dactaur's not really a dinosaur!

Cerazor: I'm sorry for calling you "Clucknar," Rexnar.

Dactaur: And, I'm sorry for thinking you had more in common with chickens, you guys.  Despite our differences, we make a great team.

Rexnar: Yeah, and let's prove it by using the Extinction Blast on those twerps, and finish the job!

Darkanos: Excellent! That's what I want to hear. ^^

The Comicgers quickly see that the Jurassic Jerks were powering up their Extinction Blast, and decided it's time to put their weapons together.

Katie: They're powering up the Extinction Blast!

David: Guess it's now time to put 'em together!

The Comicgers quickly put their weapons together, and aim the Sketch-A-Zooka at the Jurassic Jerks.

Comicgers: Sketch-A-Zooka! Ready!!! Aim!

Jurassic Jerks: (finished charging the Extinction Blast)

Comicgers: FIRE!!!!! (fires a blast of multicolored energy at the Jurassic Jerks)

Jurassic Jerks: EXTINCTION BLAST! (fires the Extinction Blast at the Comicgers)

Then, the two blasts meet one another, and both teams start pushing their blasts into one another. The Jurassic Jerks pushed their blast at far as they could, but it was all for naught. The Comicgers have increased the blast power of the Sketch-A-Zooka, and pushed the Extinction Blast back at them. Then, all three of them fell backwards and exploded, sending their spirits right back to the comics.

David: (aiming the Sketch-A-Zooka at Darkanos) You're next, Darkanos!

Darkanos: (angry at himself for using three monsters instead of one) Ugh. Should've known. When it comes to monsters, quality beats quantity every time.  (angrily clenches his fist, making it glow purple) You win this round, children! But, mark my words! Your city WILL be mine! (disappears in a blaze of purple fire)

David: Drat, he got away!  One day.

Back at the studio, Stanley was working on an issue of Comicgers when the Jurassic Jerks found the copy of Issue #65 that David was reading earlier, and were zapped right back into it.

Stanley: (seeing them return to the comics) Ah, yes. The cries of defeated comic book monsters. ^^ Music to my ears.  (continues working on his comic)

The next day at Crystal Comics, the Comicgers were checking out the latest comic book merchandise while reflecting on the big battle they had the other day.

Paul: I gotta tell ya! Those Jurassic Jerks REALLY were good at working together. It REALLY pushed our teamwork skills to the limits.

David: Yeah, I know. But, thanks to those upgrades my dad made, they were no problem at all.

Monica: If I see another dinosaur, it'll be TOO soon.

Katie: (holding up a dinosaur clamp toy on a stick in front of Monica) RAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Monica: (screams and smacks the toy away)

Katie: Hey, calm down, Monica! I was only playin' around.

Monica: Oops. Sorry.

As the Comicgers were laughing, Gerald and Harold burst through the door with what they think is footage of the Comicgers' true identities.

Gerald: Everybody, may I have you attention, please! I, Gerald Sanders, along with Harold Ivory, have never-before-seen footage of the true identities of the Comicgers!

William: Uh-oh! If this happens, our cover's blown, and everyone will think it's a big publicity stunt!

Paul: Not to worry, guys! Just wait 'til ya see what I've replaced the actual footage with.

Harold: (going over to Big Louie's desk) Hey, Big Louie, can we borrow the computer for this reveal?

Big Louie: Okay, but I don't know what you two are getting into.

Harold: Thanks. (attaches his tablet to the computer's hard drive) All ready, Gerald!

Gerald: (pulling down a projector screen, and places the video drone on a stand) Lights, please!

Harold: (dimming the lights)

Gerald: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... the true identities of the Comicgers!

As Harold selects the video on his tablet, and Gerald projects it onto the screen, instead of showing the Comicgers' true identities, this video plays a song called "Son of Man" from Tarzan.

Gerald: (with a blank look on his face) This isn't the Comicgers! It's not even close! Harold are you working that right?

Harold: I am, Gerald! The file says "Comicgers True Identities!" Somebody must've messed with the drone's recordings!

Then, everyone starts laughing at their big blunder, even the Comicgers themselves.

David: Nice goin', Paul.

Paul: Well, y'know what they say, one man's pain is another man's pleasure.

Every keeps laughing as Gerald and Harold try to figure out what's wrong with the drone. Meanwhile, somewhere in the Arctic circle, a group of researchers were on an expedition in the frozen Arctic tundra.

Expedition Leader: Hurry up, you guys! The ice is freezing faster than it's melting!

Researcher #1: On our way, boss! (starts heading back to base with the rest of the group, when he slips on the ice) WHOA!!! (slides down the ice, and lands in a nearby snowbank)

Researcher #2: You okay down there?

Researcher #1: I'm fine! (suddenly sees something in the ice, and goes over to investigate) Hey. What's this? (brushes away some of the snow to get a better look at it) Holy cow! HEY, GUYS!!! YOU BETTER COME LOOK AT THIS!!!

Then, the rest of the research team head to the researcher's location to see what he found. Inside the ice was a young looking bald eagle man in his mid-20s with a muscular physique dressed in a red, white, and blue superhero costume holding a triangular shield in his left hand.

Researcher #2: Is that...?

Researcher #1: Sure looks like it.

Expedition Leader: I think we'd better call somebody!

The researchers look on to see what they've discovered in the ice.

TO BE CONTINUED....