Belinda Blinked 5

**Belinda Blinked 5** (full title: **Belinda Blinked 5: Belinda Blumenthal, worldwide Sales Director of Steeles Pots and Pans is in big trouble. Can the sexiest girl in sales continue to remove her brassiere whilst the evil grows....**) is the fifth novella in the Belinda Blinked saga.

## Blurb

Belinda Blinked 5 continues the story of erotic fantasy; of sexual innuendo; of unforgettable characters… and somewhat big business deals whilst the Devil’s darkness engulfs their world.Wait let’s not forget family betrayal… yes family;Once again Rocky Flintstone, the self-published author who put the 'rot' in Erotica, presents his 5th book of the Belinda Blinked series. Belinda Blumenthal, the International Sales Director of Steeles Pots and Pans, has found herself in many tricky situations… small ones, big ones, sticky ones and worst of all, flaky ones. But never has she had to fight death, explosions, treason, espionage and big business on a combined front.It’s an impossible task and even the assistance of James Spooner from MI6, the mysterious Duchess and the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights may not be enough. With her sales team cut to ribbons by the latest atrocity which a rouge agent has initiated at the behest of Herr Bisch, the poisonous Chief Executive of Bisch Herstellung of East Berlin, can even Belinda survive this devastating turn of events. In this mad world of backstabbing, business intrigue and late night steamy sex sessions, can the much weakened forces of good overcome the dark entrails of the bad. Many answers lie in this book so read on dear Belinker…. if you feel you can....... and hope… because hope is all that’s left.

## Chapters

* Chapter 1; The Aftermath;
* Chapter 2; Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep;
* Chapter 3; The Safe House;
* Chapter 4; Showering Ideas;;
* Chapter 5; Smiffy;
* Chapter 6; Clean As A Whistleblower;
* Chapter 7; A Gentleman Woof;
* Chapter 8; M's The Word;
* Chapter 9; A Flying Machine So Pretty;
* Chapter 10; Star Crossed Lovin';
* Chapter 11; A B, a B and a Q;
* Chapter 12; Two Clits In The Clink;
* Chapter 13; Fight or Flight;

## First appearances

### Named characters

A list of named characters that appeared for the first time in **Belinda Blinked 5** are:

* Mrs Huddlebird
* Dr Veronica Stud
* Monty
* Geramima St Frostfirst
* Petra (*first physical appearance*)
* Thick-Rimmed Glasses
* Cosmo Macaroon
* Digby Dodd
* Quince
* Cornelius Kettle
* Fanny Driller
* Jail Man
* Gunda
* A whole host of at least 7 goons

### Named Locations

A list of named locations that appeared for the first time in **Belinda Blinked 5** are:

* NHS Hospital
* The Safe House
* James Spooner's bachelor pad
* Royal Academy of Drama and Stuff (RADS)
* East Berlin:
	+ The Bisch Schloss
	+ Bisch Herstellung offices
	+ It Curry Be Wurst takeaway establishment
* Bella's flat
* Australia:
	+ Broadcast Studio Television Complex, home of *The Cooking with Cosmo Show* set
	+ Shangri La Hotel
	+ Train near the Whitsundays
	+ The Clink

## My Dad Wrote A Porno (Series 5)

### *My Dad Wrote A Porno*Episodes

* S5E1 - 'The Aftermath' (covers Chapter 1)

* S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep' (covers Chapter 2)

* S5E3 - 'The Safe House' (covers Chapter 3)
* S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;' (covers Chapter 4)
* S5E5 - 'Smiffy' (covers Chapter 5)
* S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower' (covers Chapter 6)
* S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof' (covers Chapter 7)
* S5E8 - 'M's The Word' (covers Chapter 8)
* S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty' (covers Chapter 9)
* S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin'' (covers Chapter 10)
* S5E11 - ' A B, a B and a Q' (covers Chapter 11)
* S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink' (covers Chapter 12)
* S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight' (covers Chapter 13)

### *My Dad Wrote A Porno; The Footnotes* Episodes

* Footnotes: In Memoriam
* Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4
* Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda
* Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again
* Footnotes: Josh Groban
* Footnotes: Learning German
* Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too
* Footnotes: Calling Belinkers
* Footnotes: Dan Levy
* Footnotes: G'day Belinda!
* Footnotes: Your Sex Stories
* Footnotes: Finale Predictions