Strip Archive 3

A more comprehensive overview of the S.S.D.D. archive for easy reference, based on the "SSDD Story Lines" archive dropdown menu. Filler strips, The Church of Poisoned Minds, and Sticky the Stick Man comics have their own pages. Years 1-20 on previous pages due to size bogging down the editor. Transcripts of strip contents are here. Separate page for guest comics added for quick reference.

## Year 21

* 20 years on the Internet!
* (continuing where we left off)
	+ Hummm... now where does this lead, lead?
	+ Fighting Dream Logic
	+ A comical interruption?
	+ Hole in the wall
	+ YOU DON'T BELONG HERE! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!
	+ Kaiju battle
	+ Horning in on the action
	+ YOU!
	+ Escape sequence
	+ No escape
	+ No fly zone
	+ Out the way we came in
	+ Getting handsy
	+ Hi Song
	+ Trisha's got the moves
	+ What would you like to do in the time we have?
	+ Jojo provides patches to Central
	+ Wakey time
	+ Jonathan's interrogation
	+ Must see TV
	+ Do you want fries with that assassination order?
	+ Hey, free bomb
	+ Messing with a Texan
	+ The Million Mile High Club
	+ Engaging the Mother of Order
	+ Moving out without Grey
	+ Launching drop ships and slinging mud
	+ Dropping drop ships
	+ Message from the Mother of Order
* BONUS
	+ Get into politics?
	+ Think global, act local
	+ Fit for politics after all
	+ The motherboard-lode
	+ I just like skilled people!
	+ Ticking Anne's boxes
	+ You're not helping Nathan!
	+ Gettin' 'er done
	+ ChromeSkull
	+ Flies to the honeypot
	+ Crunching numbers
	+ Time to test some theories
	+ Delivery for Location 23
	+ Pokey
	+ Heather checking in with Richard
	+ Sexy talk
	+ Not so sexy talk
	+ Kid talk
	+ Personal training
	+ Decoding the question
	+ Last kicks for kinks
	+ Winding down and wrapping up
	+ The exploit
	+ Steff back in action... for a little bit
	+ Telling off Reed
	+ Something stinks about Steff's disappearance
	+ "Lost" footage
	+ The Oracle's abilities
	+ "The Boss" and "George"
	+ Off to the Lamb & Cannon
* OBAY
* What does Christmas mean to you?
* Easter fill-ins

## Year 22

* (continuing where we left off)
	+ Briefings
	+ Preparing for landing
	+ Hi Captain Berger
	+ It's dark down there... and I'm *NOT* getting shot at!
	+ Dropping in on the plant
	+ Hiding in trees won't do shit!
	+ Hey, that music isn't *MY* doing!
	+ Hi SCUD
	+ Have you done this before, Tessa?
	+ Sit-rep for Bravo One
	+ We are only to proceed if we can take the building with minimal casualties on both sides!
	+ Seriously? Superhero landing poses?
	+ Chat avatars
	+ Can I trust you to watch my ass without staring at my ass?
	+ Cold fusion
	+ Welp! Mission complete I guess!
	+ As in Carver, O'Malley, Ramsey and Evans!
	+ We have our orders! Which is to stay put and guard this empty power station!
	+ A locked door?
	+ Should I be worried that we're still horny while in the middle of enemy territory?
	+ Weaponized earworm
	+ Rest break
	+ Happy Land, Take 3
	+ Where is everyone?
	+ Creepiest gig
	+ My talents are clearly wasted here. On you fools that never clap or sing or cheer!
	+ Getting to the point
	+ That's twice now newbie!
	+ THIS is an atom stitcher!
	+ Hold on, how can stitchers be expensive?
	+ Yeah, that's nice and all... but where is Harry?
	+ This is clearly some dominance asserting bullshit!
	+ Do you trust me Tessa?
	+ Ah! There you are!
	+ The world's search engine
	+ Hello Harry!
	+ Where's this train going Harry?
	+ Hi Honey

* BONUS
	+ Hi Katie
	+ A bullshit game of Mario Party
	+ Funny. Smart. I can see why he likes her.
	+ NAILED IT!
	+ Goodbye to what could have been
	+ A big, buff buck like you?
	+ Checking in on Nathan
	+ Bath time
	+ You're a reclusive one, Mr. Reed
	+ The Less Than Epic Adventure of Dan and Anthony
	+ Sorry, I was distracted by the spooky, secret tunnel!
	+ Straining to get in
	+ Impending cave-in
	+ Hey Dan! Are you dead?
	+ Dubious storage facility
	+ This is spooky spook stuff!
	+ Greetings Mr. Bolton. Greetings Mr. Hobbs.
	+ How do they know my name?
	+ I'm an idiot! I told them what they wanted to know!
	+ What the...
	+ You're saying it like we want their attention!
	+ If you want my advice; I'll be *WAY* over there!
	+ Run?
	+ *How did they get in front of us so fast?*
	+ Anthony, we hardly knew ye
	+ A very powerful computer
	+ Not amused
	+ I will not tolerate this panicking and bickering over predictions that are irrelevant!
	+ Yes! I know what the thug wants!
	+ I take my new feline friend was your doing!
	+ See you later passing acquaintance?
	+ Your keys aren't on the counter so... Oh!
	+ An actual legal boat ownership
	+ At least I know I'm being manipulated!
	+ Hi Dennis
	+ His final words

* Halloween skeletons
* Captain Awesome Saves Christ Mass

## Year 23

* (continuing where we left off)
	+ Grigori at work
	+ Welcome back!
	+ Anomalous network activity detected!
	+ You are in violation of Californian law, and worse; our Terms of Service!
	+ \*face plant\*
	+ Saying that, I'm not even sure what I like right now!
	+ I could *possibly* see myself as bisexual. *Maybe.*
	+ Why am I like this?
	+ Yes I'm using that as justification! Fuck you! Now fuck me!
	+ Okay, from the top with the new rules!
	+ I HATE YOU!
	+ But Maytec Overseerₜₘ has rectified the issue!
	+ REMEMBER
	+ These are... these are all me?
	+ Diary 001
	+ A child's spade?
	+ Lots of reading to do
	+ Smile and nod
	+ Okay! That was definitely *something!*
	+ That was definitely fun...
	+ We've been hearing "music" since we landed.
	+ Sergeant! Why don't we have these doors open yet?
	+ The Big Reveal
	+ Is there any way someone could have hidden enemy combatants here?
	+ \*tap! tap!\*
	+ Ramsey's ringmaster
	+ Tessa! What's wrong?
	+ Bravo Six. Send in SCUD to open the reactor and look inside.
	+ It's not like you are at risk! You live inside my head!
	+ AHHH! What are you doing here?!
	+ Why do you think I'm a hallucination?
	+ Hold on! What was I doing again?
	+ The plan is simple!
	+ I packed your favourite sandwiches sweetie! Pilchard and C4!
	+ I think you know my opinion about this Tessa.
	+ Tessa! We lost radio contact!
	+ ...

* BONUS
	+ The deed
	+ And. You. Said. Yes?!
	+ Seriously? You're pulling the "me or my friends" shit?
	+ Dropping a bombshell
	+ You know I thought I would feel better finally telling you this.
	+ She came home drunk and angry.
	+ Birth of a monster
	+ It's the sense of utter joy I felt at that moment, that still terrifies me!
	+ The police had no idea what to do with me.
	+ Of course you'd be thinking that this is when Norman and I became the Dynamic Duo.
	+ I just realised I've never seen you cry!
	+ But the thing was, Norman was consistent.
	+ My time with Norman was weird.
	+ The brothers that wanted to play with the kids they were told not to play with.
	+ I was so scared! Scared that you would leave me! That you would want me gone like *everyone else!*
	+ I've noticed you haven't run off screaming yet.
	+ So... What's this about?
	+ And after all this, you still took that boat off Reed?
	+ Oh *EWWWWWW!!*
	+ Let's see what tedious crap I have to deal with now!
	+ Jacob! Hurry up!
	+ The idiots!
	+ Brass is expecting it to fall over!
	+ We should call the others about this.
	+ role-reversals
	+ There is a situation Dr Cook.
	+ *General!* Thank you for coming!
	+ 50 Star Americans?
	+ BAM! BAM! BAM!
	+ Wait? Are you saying you want to try to save the killing machine?
	+ o\_O
	+ Would you *please* come down General!
	+ Back it off a little!
	+ It made a turn and now it's heading for the airfield sir!
* Merry Fucking Christmas!

## Year 24

* (continuing where we left off)
	+ \*blush\*
	+ I know seeing all those bodies freaked me out.
	+ I'm sure seeing yourself dead won't cause any long term psychological problems later on!
	+ These clones have their controllers missing!
	+ We should get back inside.
	+ Hey Tessa! Can you still hear the music?
	+ Arthur said you have forgiven me for attacking you!
	+ SARGENT FLOWERS! BRAVO AND ZETA PURSUING POSSIBLE COMBATANTS!
	+ \*leer\*
	+ But can't Tessa tell it that it's us here to help?
	+ Do you give me full permission?
	+ Not only am I violating a friend's privacy but I'm illegally accessing C.O.R.E. corporate secrets!
	+ Skeleton in the closet
	+ I'm not a horrible person abusing anybodies trust!
	+ Want to know how Maytec has an edge over their competitors?
	+ TONK! TONK! TONK! TONK! TONK! TONK! TONK!
	+ HONK! HONK!
	+ Apparently, Kerrie can drive trains!
	+ Leave? Now? Are you mad?
	+ ZAP
	+ Coitus interruptus
	+ What in the seven hells was *THAT?*
	+ Should I stop the train?
	+ DER FECK LEE?
	+ NotAmused.jpg
	+ I'm back!
	+ There's no need to get in a tizzy!
	+ They've sped up!
	+ Okay kids! This is the end of the road!
	+ WE'RE GOING OVER!
	+ sike
	+ Oh God! Tessa! I will never catch that train!
	+ sigh
	+ KILL ME NEXT!
	+ And it's always a treat when a bit of chaos works in your favour!
	+ I feel like I'm missing out on something here!
	+ fight intensifies
	+ \*glomp\*
* BONUS
	+ Wait! It took out a military tire in one shot!
	+ Excuse me! Could I please trouble you for the key to the aircraft in this hanger?
	+ Clear!
	+ Don't be ridiculous! It didn't come from outer space!
	+ There's our jet! But I don't see the robot!
	+ RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
	+ I still can't believe this is working!
	+ Bishopvision
	+ remember u! u tell me wat to do before!
	+ me good! me do as told!
	+ SLEEP MODE! NOW!
	+ So, is my owner pleased?
	+ Oh! You like that, don't you!
	+ You know the adage: "Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it?"
	+ I'm not saying you've left me Tessa. It's just..
	+ I've blamed Cook, the Anarchists and even God!
	+ I know I'm not alone.
	+ I know I said I didn't want to talk about this afterwards.
	+ clocking in
	+ Oh god! One of them is a skunk!
	+ Anne's tour
	+ It's not uncommon for old government buildings to be reused.
	+ If you are less able-bodied... well, you're screwed!
	+ Stick with me and don't wander off!
	+ I don't want to scare you off working in this field of work!
	+ What you see here is perfection!
	+ D... Q!
	+ So... was it worth the wait?
	+ Want to stay for dinner Anne?
	+ I think it's natural to always want what you can't have.
	+ You're right. This is pretty stupid!
	+ glowing reviews
	+ MeGusta.jpg

* BOO! I am a GHOST!
* What does Christmas mean to you?
* Happy Ēostre

* spotty updates
* So... What happened?

## Year 25

* (continuing where we left off)
	+ Give up moron! It's clear that you're done!
	+ Hehe! This is great!
	+ CORE Command. This is Beta Bravo Two.
	+ Hey Lee! Shouldn't we...
	+ Everything is going to plan boss!
	+ Not only did you let the person of interest get away...
	+ You did well in convincing the meat heads that we were somewhere else Dagonet!
	+ I'm off to keep an eye on the others.
	+ WARNING! OVERSPEED!
	+ FLIP!
	+ \*taps watch\*
	+ awkward moment
	+ BHAH!
	+ Before we do anything, let's get some cover!
	+ Oh God! I didn't think! I'm sorry!
	+ Can you keep this pace Tessa?
	+ Country club!
	+ Come now! I haven't got all day!
	+ My name is Jeeves. Cliche I know, but it is descriptive
	+ They have gravity assist on us Captain! We can't out burn them!
	+ Target has rotated to face you and is decelerating.
	+ Nose up two! Nose up two!
	+ Mayson?
	+ Chew! Chew! Chew!
	+ \*staredown\*
	+ I still don't know what the Oracle's goal is, but something isn't going his way!
	+ Woah! Woah! Woah! You don't have to do that!
	+ Knowing the name of the person he credits as his creator doesn't help.
	+ Oh dear! It appears someone was trying to cause harm to your system!

* BONUS
	+ Smaller guys are fun too!
	+ What about your boyfriend?
	+ The next day...
	+ Ah! Mr Thunderhawk! There you are!
	+ Day 4
	+ Try to relax Tennessee!
	+ About our open relationship?
	+ Seriously. Why does someone as fit and good looking as you, have such a self image problem?
	+ Trust me, you'll have plenty of time to worry about "adult" things later.
	+ You look a lot more relaxed!
	+ I've come to terms that skunks are my unicorn!
	+ A few days later...
	+ Anne, I've been doing some thinking!
	+ With my friends, family, and co-workers; the guest list is going to be more than a little lop sided!
	+ Do you think that this is far enough out Norman?
	+ \*text notification\*
	+ You knew it would never work.
	+ Even if I was interested, I have my own bank account.
	+ It's all falling into place!
	+ What the hell do I tell the tax man?
	+ So... did you think of a way to explain the large pile of cash now in my account?
	+ Aren't you worried that "Governor" guy won't just make you disappear?
	+ This is the monthly council meeting for September!
	+ I would like to ask the chair, why are we spending millions on repaving the highstreet?
	+ Again we are off topic!
	+ No more questions! Our fifteen minutes are up!
	+ So, will getting married change anything between us?

## Year 26

* (continuing where we left off)
	+ Thank you for using Maytec Overseer™ valued customer!
	+ Kernel panic!
	+ So there is no effect on operations?
	+ How are you feeling, Trisha?
	+ So you really did dine at L2 and own a Lauren outfit?
	+ Wow! I've never been in a hotel this nice before!

* BONUS
	+ You want to put your grubby little mitts all over me, don't you fox?
	+ Oh my god! That's my husband!
	+ LEWIS!?
	+ I can't believe that untrusting arse followed her here!
	+ Another reason we need to be more careful is that we now owe Norman a favor.
	+ 07:59
	+ Lisa! What are you doing here?