Explanations

Here's how the explanations go in *Brian and the Eeveelution Family visit Jurassic Park III*.

[Then there was a fist punch sound as Paul walks backward to a tree and falls to the ground]

Peter Griffin: You're dead! You're dead, Mr. Kirby!

[But then Amanda cuts in front of him]

Amanda Kirby: No, no, no. Please don't. Stop. Please.

Alan Grant: It's time you did some explaining Mr. Kirby.

Kitty Katswell: You're gonna tell us everything that we don't know, or I'm gonna blow you're head off!

[The team and Alan are shown a picture of Eric]

Paul Kirby: We called everyone, we did everything we could. No one would help us. The Coastal Rico Government said this was a "no-fly zone." The US Embessey, that's *our* US Emassey; told us we should accept the inevitable. Can you believe that?!

Judy Hopps: What a minute, you let a 12-year-old boy go parasailing all on his own?!

Paul Kirby: No!

Amanda Kirby: He wasn't alone, he was with a friend.

Joe Swanson: Oh? Who was the friend?

Paul Kirby: Ben Hiledbrand.

Amanda Kirby: Paul and I divorced over a year ago.

Mr. Blik: Wait, you two are a divorced couple?!

Amanda Kirby: Yes. Yes, we are.

Glaceon: Well, *this* is just shocking!

Pepper Clark: No, it's more than shocking, this is an outrage!

Brian Griffin: [as Dutch] Why us?

Paul Kirby: He said we needed someone who've been on the island before.

Udesky: Yes, but I did not tell you to *kidnap* somebody!

Alan Grant: I have never *been* on this island.

Paul Kirby: Sure you have, you wrote that book.

Billy Brennan: That was Isla Nublar, this is Isla Sorna. Site B.

Blythe Baxter: Yes. This is the island where InGen created the dinosaurs and then they ship them off to Jurassic Park. But a hurricane struck here and they abandoned the island and left the animals behind.

Belle: And we we're on this island before.

Udesky: You mean there are two islands with dinosaurs?

Paul Kirby: Alright!

Amanda Kirby: Please!

Paul Kirby: *You* stay out of this!

Alan Grant: Alright, so how long have they been missing?

Paul Kirby: Eight weeks.

Amanda Kirby: Almost eight weeks now.

Sunil Nevla: Eight weeks? Hey, I hate to break it to ya, but we ain't gonna last here about eight hours!

Vinnie Terrio: Calm down, Sunil.

Terramar: Don't tell me to calm down! That's it man! It's game over man! **GAME OVER!!!** What are we gonna do now?! **WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!**

Russell Ferguson (Sarcastically): Oh, I know! How about we build a camp fire and sing some songs?

Brian Griffin: GUYS!

[They all turn to Brian]

Brian Griffin: [to Alan] Alan, what do you have in mind?

Alan Grant: Guys. We'll go back to the plane, salvage what we can. Then we make for the coast.

Glenn Quagmire: Sounds like a good idea to me.

Gordon Quid: Wait, so we're not gonna help the Kirby's find their son?

One: Gordon, we're on Isla Sorna. And I ain't gonna go through another dinosaur escaped again! And it's their problem, not our's.

Paul Kirby: One, we're *not* leaving this island without our son.

Alan Grant: Then *you* can go and look for him. Or you can stick with us, as long as you don't hold us up. Either way, you portably won't get off this island alive.

Nick Wilde: So until then, *don't* slow us down.

[They walk off as the Kirbys walk to Udesky]

Paul Kirby: So, what do we do?

Udesky: Search for your son. [turns to Alan, Billy, and our heroes] In the direction where they're going.

Paul Kirby: Excellent, excellent.

[They go to follow behind Alan and the group. And soon back at the wreck plane sight, Udesky salvages what was left of Nash's body, while he picks up his rifle only to discard it, finding it's bent up. As Billy recovers his camera, as Paul goes to the wrecked fuselage to change but he finds Amanda there without a shirt on]

Paul Kirby: Oh! Sorry, sorry.

Amanda Kirby: [turns around] It's nothing you haven't seen before Paul. How much weight did you say you lost?

Paul Kirby: About 25 pounds. I've been swimming.

Amanda Kirby: Swimming? You hate to swim. You don't even know how to swim.

Paul Kirby: I know, I learned.

Amanda Kirby: You look good.

Paul Kirby: So do you.

[Then it cuts to a footprint left by one of the dinosaur as Billy takes a photograph of it with our heroes looking down at it as Alan comes up to the group]

Alan Grant: How would you classify it, Billy?

Billy Brennan: Well... it's a super-predator. A Suchomimus. That snout.

Alan Grant: No, think bigger.

Billy Brennan: Baryonyx?

Alan Grant: Not with that sail. [he shows him a tooth] *Spinosaurus aegypticus*.

Duck: Spinosaurus?

Little Bear: That's right, Duck. It's one of the biggest meat eating dinosaurs that ever lived.

Hen: Bigger than T-Rex?

Little Bear: Much, much bigger.

Duck: Oooohhhh..... that's.... big.

Zoe Trent: But wait a second, how could Spinosaurus easily defeat T-Rex? From what I heard, T-Rex has the most powerful bite and Spinosaurus has a weak bite force. Only eating fish and things. It's in the same family as Baryonyx and Suchomimus, is it not?

Stewie Griffin: Well Zoe, since InGen had something to do with it, they over exaggerated Spinosaurus' DNA and strength.

Billy Brennan: [examines the tooth] I don't remember that on InGen's list. [he hands it back to Alan]

Alan Grant: Because it wasn't *on* their list. And it makes you wonder what else they were up to.

Sylveon: Well, listed or not, the fact we're dealing with one; makes this much more harder to survive this place now.

Kitty Katswell: Yeah. And I don't think our firearms would have any effect on it.

[Then Alan, Billy, and our heroes turn over as they see Paul trying to put on his backpack and Alan, Billy, and our heroes stand up and walk up to him as Paul steps on his backpack]

Billy Brennan: So, Mr. Kirby, tell me when you climbed K2 did you base camp at 25,000 or 30,000 feet?

Paul Kirby: 30,000. We.... we're pretty close to the top.

Elsa: Actually, you were about 1,000 feet above it.

Paul Kirby: (getting nervous) No, that's a common mistake.

Judy Hopps: Mr. Kirby, there's no such thing as: "Kirby Enterprises", is there?

Paul Kirby: (now realizing his jig is up, is forced to confess) It's "Kirby Paint and Tile+". The "Plus" stands for bathroom fixtures. Uhm, we're in the Westgate Shopping Centre, Enid, Oklahoma...

Kitty Katswell: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on a second. Are you telling us, *you're* a cheap dime hardware storeman?!

Paul Kirby: Yes, yes, I am.

Kitty Katswell: Okay, I'm at the end of my rope now! [she puts her hand on her pistol in its holster on her thigh]

Paul Kirby: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you gonna kill me?!

Kitty Katswell: Yes, I *am*! For lying to us, and almost got us all killed!

Paul Kirby: Now, hold on, I...

[But before he can finish his sentence, Kitty pulls out her desert eagle from the holster, racking the slide before pointing it at Paul, as he flinches]

Brian Griffin: Now hold on, wait a minute!

Kitty Katswell: Wait? Dude, this guy not only set us up, he *lied* about being a rich stallion!

Brain Griffin: Yeah, he *did*. But shooting him isn't gonna make this better for us!

Kitty Katswell: No, but it make me feel better. And it will teach this moron a lesson!

Dudley Puppy: Yeah, but Kitty, Brian may have a point. Well, maybe if we get to the coast, maybe you can beat him up later? That seems like a more logical option.

Sylveon: Kitty, I'd do what they say. Besides, don't you think it's fair for their son to have his dad get some sort of bullet scar by someone he hired to find him?

Kitty Katswell: (groans in frustration, as she puts the safety on her pistol before reholstering it) Yeah, yeah. Fair point. (before turning to Paul) But don't think this will let you off the hook. Cause in the end, this is all on *you*.

Billy Brennan: Speaking of beating somebody up, I don't suppose that check you wrote to us is any good.

Paul Kirby: Alright, now, now, listen to me, I will pay you the money I owe you.

Alan Grant: This is good. Here we are in the worst place in the world, we're not even being paid!

Glaceon: Yeah, by getting hired by a hardware store man at all places!

Peter Griffin: Let's just get to the coast and get the hell out of here.

Paul Kirby: Alright, now wait, fellas. Hold on! I'll make this up to you. If you ever do a bathroom or a kitchen....

Emily: Oh, shut up!

[It cuts to them walking through the jungle as Mr. Kirby walks up to Udesky]

Billy Brennan: You're not really a mercenary, are you?

Udesky: I never said I was.

Paul Kirby: That's true. What are you?

Udesky: Well, I'm like a booking agent. One of the guys got sick and couldn't come. Excuse me. Here. (helps Paul tighten the straps on his backpack) So you run a hardware store?

Paul Kirby: Paint and tile, yeah.

Udesky: Hm. You never can tell about people, can you?

Paul Kirby: Ain't that the truth?

[they resume walking onward, as now the group is walking through a more clearer part of the jungle]

Amanda Kirby: Eric!

Alan Grant: [on the edge] Quiet!

Joe Swanson: [on the edge too] You're gonna attract more dinosaurs with your yelling!

Paul Kirby: Would you stop that? Dr. Grant says this is very dangerous territory.

Amanda Kirby: Look, maybe we should split up or something. You know, we could cover twice as much.

Paul: Dr. Grant says that's a bad idea.

Amanda Kirby: Dr. Grant, Dr. Grant says this...

Paul Kirby: Why hire an expert if we're not gonna use his advice?

Amanda Kirby: Yeah, except Dr. Grant isn't looking for Eric, he's looking for the coast.

Paul Kirby: Okay, fine, go ahead and scream. And then when that "Tricycloplots" attacks you, don't come crying to me.

Amanda Kirby: I'm not worried about that!

Paul Kirby: What?

Amanda Kirby: Nothing.

Paul Kirby: What did you say?

Amanda Kirby: Never mind.

Paul Kirby: What did you say?

Amanda Kirby: God Paul, just drop it!

Udesky: If we split up, I'm going with you guys.

Sylveon: Be our guest. We won't judge.