Happy T-Orc: Orc Fest AOR 554

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### Event Link

https://facebook.com/events/s/happy-t-orc-open-level-probabl/261667653380832/

## Adventurers Attending

* Kairius Thillun
* Hilda Millgrove
* Skamos
* Mallory - Erin
* Creed
* Horatio Hammerfell
* Drake Younger
* Inkera - Beth

## Mission Notes

The guild welcomed two new members. On Beefington's clerks instructions they went to a festival to the east of Otha's Rest called OrcFest.

After Horatio paid for admission for everyone they saw two bands playing, beer tents and stalls with various activities to explore.

After Skamos got extremely drunk on orc booze he turned into a giant dragon which Horatio shot unconscious. Hilda, Horatio and Kairius earned tokens this way. Creed was drinking coffee in the air. Drake was in the dwarven tent having a beer. Inkera tried to eat all the candyfloss and also a lot of food which ended badly. Mallory ended up befriending an orc musician stealing her flute. Then she unites two bands onto one stage to make a cacophony of noise. Everyone was doing something at least and there was a lot of banter.

A dark sky heralded the arrival of the next band. Creed wisely didn't attack them as they flew down. They started playing on arrival. The party cashed in their tokens and left. Why Beefington wanted the guild here was never fully explained.

## Loot

* Standard Session Xp & Gold
* Pipes of haunting - Hilda
* Potion of Longevity - Horatio
* Potion of Climbing & Potion of Comprehend Languages - Kairius

## Player Journals

#### **Skamos' Diary**

> Well I clearly took wayyy too much of everything in my stash before leaving the basement today. I woke up in my dragon costume covered in bullet holes and at a weird carnival full of orcs and dwarves.
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> I met some new guild members including a fellow tiefling and a giff with a big gun. He was very angry at me because I was a giant dragon, how silly of him, I was wayyy too high to do anything that ridiculous and coordinated.
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> Either way I pulled Fluff the lion back out of my special bag and we got our faces painted to look like each other. Though the painter told me the paint will last for two months....I guess I'll have the lion face for a long time...
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> When we got back to the guild Creed told me about everything I did that day. Giving drugs to the new guild mates, talking to a giant goose, getting so drunk I chugged by potion of growth and a potio of fire breathing in my dragon costume then Horatio killed me...twas a good first day out in months.
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#### **Hilda's Diary**

> Hilda, Creed, Horatio and some people she hadn’t met before were told to go to a fair
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> They went to the fair. Hilda spent the day throwing axes for tokens and playing some music on an empty stage. At some point a pretend dragon caused some chaos but Horatio handled it, and the third band had a really weird entrance that made the group nervous but, nothing eventful came out of it.
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> At the end of the day Hilda spent her axe throwing winnings on some Pipes of Haunting before going home, a pretty uneventful and strangely relaxing day
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#### **Creed's Diary**

> What the fuck was that?
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> So Beefy tells us to go to a carnival and have 'fun'.
> Wonder if he though 'fun' would be terrorising a giant goose, getting new people high, Skam getting sloshed and pulling out to dragon costume and a potion of growth to scare Horatio into blowing holes in him and flying goth Orcs who brought the night to scare and scream (sorry, sing).
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> I just sat in the air and had a lovely picnic and wat hed the utter chaos unfold.
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> Hilda and Karius, I think that's his name, just played carnival games and Drake showed surprising views about the Orcish population of Meraki. A nice chill in the air was needed.
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> Did feel sorry for Mallory, poor lass as only been here five minutes and had to deal with a manic monk with the munchies.
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#### **Horatio's Diary**

> By the dead gods, Beefington really needs to find some new way of arranging groups for missions other than just opening his door and shouting vague instructions at whoever is in earshot.
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> Got sent to keep the peace at a funfair of all things, at least I think that was the plan, ended up doing a lot of standing around waiting for nothing to happen.
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> Had Creed, Drake and Hilda today, they were reliable as always at least. Wish I could say the same for the rest of them few new chaps, One of them a Fox man who seemed to just come along for a free day out, doesn't even know his own dogs name. There's a new human who ate the entire refreshment stand worth of candy floss then tried to follow it up with bread and vomited all over herself. Wish that was the worst of it, we also had some sort of insane drug dealer who decided to disguise himself as a fire breathing dragon and start shouting about killing everyone as an idea for entertainment, he didn't bother telling anyone so naturally I shot the beast down and helped move him when I found out it was him. One of the other newcomers for some reason that I can not fathom decided to use magic to disguise herself as me and attempt to steal one of my precious firearms, I swiftly removed that notion from her, using the stock of my rifle to her head.
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> Things seemed to settle down after that so I attempted some of the attractions, being particularly good at the rifle shooting (naturally) and the hooking of the ducks (a delightful little game, though the duck didn't taste nearly as well as I'd imagined).
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> There was one last moment of drama where the sky blackened and a group of robed figures descended from the skies to land at the fair but it soon transpired it was just some edgy Orc bands attempt at a big entrance.
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> Creed had a word with me about my interpretation of the local laws, Rain was saying similar things recently and they're both incredibly capable fighters whose opinions I value.
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#### **Kairius' Player Diary**

> [Contents of the Diary Here]
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