Opening/Fathoms Below and the Coral Moon Concert (The Little Irish Setter Merdog version)

*(We open on a beautiful, yet cloudy, day at sea. After a flock of seagulls flew by, a pod of dolphins were happily jumping in the seawater and then happily disappeared beneath the waves when a ship came into view. On board, sailors were singing away happily)*

Sailors: **I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue**

**And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho**

**Look out, lad, a mermaid be waitin' for you**

**In mysterious fathoms below**

*(On the deck was a male German Shepherd with a baby dragon and a male Dachshund. The first dog has. He is Charlie B. Barkin. The dragon has. He is Spike. And the last dog has. He is Itchy Itchiford. As they stood there, they happily let the sea wind blow on them)*

Charlie: Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face.... A perfect day to be at sea!

Spike: Indeed, Charlie!

Itchy: Smells great even!

Charlie: Don't you agree, Rover? *(Concerned)* Rover?

*(Another dog turned to Charlie, and right now, he looked seasick. He is a. He is Rover Dangerfield, Charlie and Itchy's friend and butler)*

Rover: (Trying to stay positive) Oh yeah.... Delightful....

*(Then, after Rover finished puking on the side, they saw a sailor come up)*

Sailor: A fine strong wind and a following sea. King Butch and Queen Annabelle must be in a good mood today

Charlie: (Curiously) King Butch and Queen Annabelle?

Sailor: Why, the rulers of the merpeople, lad. Thought every good sailor knew about them

*(Rover frowned at him while Charlie, Itchy, and Spike got interested)*

Rover: Hmph! Merpeople! Captain Charlie, Itchy, pay no attention to this nautical nonsense.

Sailor: But it ain't nonsense, it's the truth! I'm tellin' you, down in the depths o' the ocean they live there!

*(He waved a fish he held with his hand wildly, letting the fish slip out of his hand and slapping onto Itchy's face)*

Itchy: Get it off of me!

*(Then, the fish jumped off the ship)*

Sailors: **Heave, ho**

**Heave, ho**

**In mysterious fathoms below**

*(Once in the water, the fish sighed in relief, then swam away happily)*

The Little Mermaid Parodies Studios Present....

The Little Irish Setter Merdog

*(Meanwhile, in the ocean kingdom of Atlantica at the ocean floor, sea creatures of all shapes and sizes swam toward a palace and gathered in the auditorium. A fanfare was heard and a seahorse came up on stage, then cleared his throat)*

Seahorse: Their royal majesties, King Butch and Queen Annabelle!

*(Then, riding on a clamshell being pulled by two dolphins, swimming over a crowd were a merdog king and merdog queen. The male merdog is. He is Butch, king of Atlantica. The female merdog has. She is Annabelle, queen of Atlantica and Butch's sister. Butch also carried a gold trident. His trident sparkled as they went to, what looked like, a chandelier. He shot it to make it glow and several sparks came out of it, down to the audience harmlessly as they began cheering)*

Seahorse: And presenting the distinguished court composer, Squidward Tentacles!

*(Kazoos played as a blue octopus named Squidward entered as the audience cheered. He arrived to the two rulers at the balcony)*

Annabelle: I must say, we're really looking forward to this performance, Squidward.

Squidward: (Bowing) You're majesties, this will be the finest concert I've ever conducted. All of your daughters are spectacular.

Annabelle: (Chuckling) Especially our little Sasha.

Butch: Indeed. She has such a beautiful voice.

Squidward: (Chuckling) Yes. *(Mumbles to himself as he swam to the conductor's stand)* If only she'd show up for rehearsals once in a while.

*(The octopus then swam up to the conductor's stand, places down his musical sheet, grabbed the baton, tapped it, and began the concert. Three clamshells appeared and out came six female merdogs. As the concert began, the female merdogs started singing. They are Rita, Georgette, Perdita, Lady, Dixie, and Sylvie, Butch and Annabelle's daughter and niece)*

Merdog sisters: **We are the daughters and nieces of Butch and Annabelle**

**Great parent and aunt who loved and named us well**

**Rita**

Rita: **La-la-la-la-la**

Merdog sisters: **Georgette**

Georgette: **La-la-la-la-la**

Merdog sisters: **Perdita**

Perdita: **La-la-la**

Merdog sisters: **Lady**

Lady: **La-la-la**

Merdog sisters: **Dixie**

Dixie: **La-la-la**

Merdog sisters: **Sylvie**

Sylvie: **La-la-la**

Merdog sisters: **And then there is our youngest in her musical debut**

**Our seventh little sister, we're presenting her to you**

**To sing a song Squidward wrote, her voice is like a bell**

**She's our sister, Sa....**

*(Then, to everyone's horror as they gasped, no one was in the last clamshell. Squidward and Annabelle were shocked as well as Butch frowned with anger)*

Butch: (Angrily) SASHA!!

*(Then everything went black)*

Coming up: Sasha and her friends explore a sunken ship for human treasures when they meet up with a trio of friendly vegetarian sharks. Then the lead shark, Bruce, accidentally smells one of Sasha's friends, Bambi's nose blood, he chases them, making them escape while Bruce is held down. Then Sasha's group meet up with their crow friend named Jeremy to ask him about the two treasures they found. All the while, a familiar sea witch dog hatches a scheme while her two merdog henchmen are watching Sasha.