Goodbye Pineapple Summer

"*I just thought it was strange to have a pineapple summer come and go without saying goodbye.*"
―Erik
Goodbye Pineapple Summer is the 76th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on October 27, 2017.

## Summary

Erik looks back at the Pineapple Summer that ended last month. Some of the people in the comments of Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut thought he was driving drunk because there was footage of him driving after the wine drinking. Erik looks at some of the pineapples that were tweeted at him during Pineapple Summer, as well as a transphobic tweet from Mark Dice. Lady Hair Erik asks to tweet a reply.

Erik watches a video called "pineapple prank", but there's no prank in the video and Lady Hair Erik tells Erik that Harry Dean Stanton died. Then Erik watches a Japanese meme song called "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen" but he accidentally watches the sexy version. Then he reminisces on Ted Cruz liking a porn video on twitter and Martin Shkreli going to prison.

Next Erik watches a video of a pineapple getting shredded and finds comment etiquette recurring jokes in the comments. Then he concludes the lesson by starting a kickstarter for Erik takes Xanax and Gets a Buzzcut.

Then he finds the Ted Cruz tweet left behind by Long Hair Erik before he turned into a ghost in Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut. He posts it.

## Comments

*you drunk driving fuck*
- swagzilla3000

*Nah I wasn't drunk. Just really, really high.*
- Erik

*Is Pineapple a gender yet? I can't keep up with all this liberalism. #TransRightsAreHumanRights*
- @markdice

*@markdice ill bet you slay more pussy than a teenage serial killer workin his way up to humans and tweet!*
- Lady Hair Erik

*I pranked my mom like this but instead of handing her a pineapple I got gay married to our towns priest. Dude my mom was freaking out, best prank ever! Anyway my priest husband died of old age a year later and left me the church in his will so win-win on that shit, now I host daddy nights there on Tuesdays and therapy night on Wednesdays which I skip because there's nothing wrong with me.*
- Erik

*I put my dog in a headlock while watching this until he passed out, then I dumped him down my neighbor's chimney. Blame it on the pineapple summer baby, best summer ever! Except for the memes, we got some pretty shitty memes for this summer like that "the floor is." nonsense and "Mr Worldwide.” I mean I get I'm too old to have any say in meme culture but when I was a kid we printed out pictures of goatse and tubgirl and stuffed them in each other's lockers so that when they opened their lockers they looked like fuckin creeps when the pictures just spilled out all over the place. I don't give a fuck how that dude sprinkles salt on a steak, let's see him stretch his asshole out until it looks like a whale's mouth trying to swallow a colony of shrimp.*
- Erik

*Hey nice fruit shredder asshole, the only thing that could clog up those blades is the sheer volume of documentation hidden in government facilities around the world about the existence of the Anunnaki, a race of aliens that lives in the hollow center of our planet. Hey! got an idea, flip that shredder over and let it tunnel down a couple miles so we can pop into the world underneath and get ourselves some alien handjobs. I read in the bible that these little fuckers can fly too so I wanna ride one of them while bangin it from behind as we soar over a herd of bizarre horse-like creatures. I'm nuttin buckets over here just thinkin about it! Hey you guys ever slap a cop and get away with it? Just asking for a friend alright fuck homeless kids and I jizz into fans from behind #FLORIDAVOTER*
- Erik

*@tedcruz How many dicks can you fit in your butt before it counts as a company dinner?*
- Erik and Lady Hair Erik

## Context

1. ↑ "The floor is" was a meme where people took pictures of themselves jumping so it looked like they were avoiding the floor, and then they labeled the floor with something they didn't like. Mr. Worldwide is the nickname of rapper Eminem, and this meme consisted of doing something multicultural and then putting a picture of Eminem under it with the caption "Mr. Worldwide."
2. ↑ The Anunnaki are gods in Mesopotamian mythology. Some people, such as David Icke, believe that they were actually aliens that built early human civilization.

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