My "Top 10": Why Mr. Krabs Should Be Arrested

# **Basic Information**

**My "Top 10": Why Mr. Krabs Should Be Arrested** is the thirty-first (31st) video of the Master Raney channel. Master Raney discusses ten crimes Mr. Krabs has committed in SpongeBob SquarePants that would get him jailed.

# **Plot**

Master Raney states that Mr. Krabs is a parsimonious, materialistic, cheap, and fraudulent Bikini Bottom crab who's obsessed with money, states that cast members and directors say that he is a protagonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise, and says that he (Master Raney) says that he's an anti-heroic criminal antagonist who committed multiple crimes that would get him jailed in real life, then Master Raney tells the audience that he's going to explain 10 reasons why Mr. Krabs should be locked up. The intro occurs, then Master Raney says to the audience that he's previously done Top 10 videos about Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory being stubborn and being rude, then announces the links to each video on the description, then says to focus on why the Nickelodeon character, Mr. Krabs, should be locked up. Master Raney at the end of the video advises those who are looking for a job to work with fast food to never get a job at the Krusty Krab. Master Raney points out that Mr. Krabs violating the labor laws is another reason for the authorities to permanently shut down the Krusty Krab and then seeks for more reasons from others in the comment section. As Master Raney concludes the video, he, yet again, advises the audience to avoid the Krusty Krab because their sole proprietor is a financial fraudster, much like Bernie Madoff was, comparing the two with each other, calling Mr. Krabs the employment and entrepreneurship version of him.

## Number 10: Breaking and Entering

Master Raney points out that Mr. Krabs goes through a midlife crisis in Midlife Crustacean, breaking into someone's house and stealing a pair of underwear out of a drawer, which he points out that it was his own mother's house, Master Raney states that instead of pressing any charges, Mr. Krabs gets an old-fashioned grounding from his mother, being sent up to his room for the rest of the night. Master Raney points out the penalty for doing something like that being up to a year in jail.

## Number 9: Grave Robbing

Master Raney points out in the episode, One Krabs Trash, Mr. Krabs sells antiques that were in his trash can, SpongeBob buys the #1 Soda Novelty drink hat, then four customers randomly show up with one of them betting a million dollars for the same product, which led to Mr. Krabs to demand the hat back so he could sell the hat for a million dollars. Master Raney points out the extreme lengths that Mr. Krabs went to in order to get the hat back, sneaking into the graveyard, defiling the grave of the original owner, Smitty Werben Man Jensen, and snatching the hat off his corpse, and ends up in an all-night battle with the dead, then returned to the customers and failed to make a million dollars off of selling that hat. Master Raney points out the penalty ranging from a Class B felony to a Class C misdemeanor, which leads to somewhere in between 3 months and 20 years in prison, $500-$15,000 fine, or both.

## Number 8: Aggravated Assault

Master Raney points out that Squidward was in the hospital because of a broken face, which the procedure led his "handsome" face, receiving a lot of attention from the townsfolks, after many attempts to get his face back to normal, the customers left, which Mr. Krabs repeatedly slams the door on Squidward's face in an attempt to get him to look handsome again. Master Raney states that aggravated assault is a serious felony that results in 10-20 years in prison.

## Number 7: Counterfeiting

Master Raney points out in The Krabby Kronicle, Mr. Krabs inserts a dollar bill in the printing press to make numerous copies of fake dollars upon getting money confiscated from an angry mob after all these lying news articles ruining lives and subsequently a truthful news article. Master Raney also points out that the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing makes the legal US currency, not a printing press. Master Raney also points out that in One Coarse Meal, Mr. Krabs pays SpongeBob's income with his own business currency, wacky bucks, which are not the same as US dollars, which Master Raney points out that counterfeiting is a serious felony that leads to a minimum of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

## Number 6: Animal Cruelty

Master Raney points out in the episode, Jellyfish Hunter, that Mr. Krabs orders SpongeBob to catch all the jellyfish out of jellyfish fields because of the customers' desire for the jelly patties. Master Raney points out the secret sweatshop that Mr. Krabs runs killing jellyfish in a number of ways, tickling, squeezing, stretching, and juicing them, forcing them to emit out all the jelly, which Master Raney points out that SpongeBob stopped the madness due to the blue jellyfish named "No-Name" and later named "Friend", otherwise the jellyfish would've gone extinct. Master Raney points out in another episode, The Cent of Money, Mr. Krabs uses Gary the Seasnail to collect money using the magnetic shell that collects coins, not caring if Gary felt worn out from all the coin collecting, then uses Gary to collect every coin in the arcade, causing a coin tsunami, which led to Mr. Krabs getting billed $2,000 in the hospital. Master Raney at the time of making the video points out that the penalty isn't very severe, which the penalty was at the time a year in jail or a fine of $1,000, which Master Raney points out that Mr. Krabs would much rather do the jailtime since he is a cheapskate.

## Number 5: Food Poisoning

Master Raney points out in the episode, Patty Hype, that Mr. Krabs sells pretty patties to 46,853 customers, which poisoned the customers, turning faces and tongues into different color, which one of the tongues were glowing in the dark, which led to him being chased by an angry mob, then points out in The Krusty Sponge that Mr. Krabs poisons the customers with spongy patties, turning the customers spongy and sickening them. Master Raney states that this action alone is why the Krusty Krab should shut down.

## Number 4: Selling His Own Workers

Master Raney points out that in the episode, Born Again Krabs, Mr. Krabs sells SpongeBob to The Flying Dutchman for 62 cents, which led to SpongeBob being taken to Davy Jones' Locker, which Master Raney points out to be why no one should work for him. Master Raney states that if Mr. Krabs was real and he did that, he'd question "How could you trade SpongeBob for 62 cents?!".

## Number 3: Theft

Master Raney points out in Life of Crime that SpongeBob and Patrick discover the following items to be a barrel from Salty Sea Farms, a towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna, a Bikini Bellphone, Sandy's Hedge clippers, Plankton's lawnmower, and Mrs. Puff's hair curlers stolen by Mr. Krabs. Master Raney states that Mr. Krabs lies about borrowing them and having Mrs. Puff's hair curlers as a gift. Master Raney points out as well in Patty Caper, Mr. Krabs steals the secret ingredient during the middle of delivery and framing SpongeBob for it, Master Raney points out that Mr. Krabs does get arrested in this one and faces a penalty of being forced to watch customers get free Krabby Patties for a whole day, the clip shows Mr. Krabs angrily questioning "FREE FOOD?!" and Master Raney points out that Mr. Krabs is against free food.

## Number 2: Attempted Murder

Master Raney points out in Nasty Patty that a health inspector comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs perceiving him as a fake health inspector and orders SpongeBob to serve him a disgusting Krabby Patty, which they subsequently thought that the health inspector ate the nasty patty, when in fact a fly went into his mouth and choked on it, which SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh at him choking on the fly believing that he ate the nasty patty. Master Raney points out that the two realized that it was a REAL health inspector upon thinking that he was dead and that Mr. Krabs attempts to hide the body instead of calling an ambulance. Master Raney points out that the health inspector woke up from unconsciousness and that they suddenly pass the inspection. Master Raney points out that Mr. Krabs would get a life sentence for taking someone's life.

## Dishonorable Mentions

Master Raney was about to avail the top pick, but suddenly gets a text message from The Project Commission, providing three dishonorable mentions.

### Dishonorable Mention #1: Public Nudity

Master Raney points out in The Algae's Always Green that Mr. Krabs and Plankton switch lives. Mr. Krabs enters the Krusty Krab naked and gets fired clothes at with a cannon by SpongeBob, which a bra gets shot at him and he is seen wearing it.

### Dishonorable Mention #2: Death Threatening

Master Raney points out in Wet Painters, Mr. Krabs assign SpongeBob and Patrick a task of painting the walls in his house without getting any bit of paint on anything but the walls, but they stain his first dollar with paint, which Mr. Krabs threatened to cut off their butts and hang them on the wall for that mistake.

### Dishonorable Mention #3: Pickpocketing

Master Raney points out in the episode Sailor Mouth that Mr. Krabs says all 13 bad words, which SpongeBob and Patrick rat him out to his mother for the foul language, after his mother faints, Master Raney shows notice to the audience and points out that Mr. Krabs took a coin out of his mother's pocket and put it in his pocket.

## Number 1: Violating Labor Laws

Master Raney points out that Mr. Krabs committed this crime in MULTIPLE episodes, for instance, in Fear of a Krabby Patty, Master Raney points out that Mr. Krabs originally set the business hours to 6:00 AM to 11:00 PM, then Mr. Krabs forced SpongeBob and Squidward to work 24/7 with no breaks after discovering that Plankton opened up the Chum Bucket for 23 hours. Master Raney points out that no night shift employees were hired to cover SpongeBob and Squidward and that the perpetual shift went on for 43 days. Another thing is that in Bummer Vacation, Master Raney points out in that episode that SpongeBob sees a dime and says it's more than he makes a year and that Mr. Krabs makes SpongeBob and Squidward work extra hours without overtime. Master Raney says that the Krusty Krab is like a sweatshop, pointing out that Mr. Krabs resists pay raises to his employees after the fact that he pays his employees close to nothing and is putting his employees in extreme, in which case, exceptional poverty. then Master Raney points out what would further exacerbate this, showing a clip from Big Pink Loser where Patrick got a job at the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob telling him that he only has to pay Mr. Krabs $50 an hour and also told him that when he started working at the Krusty Krab, he had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour. Master Raney says that it has been proven that Mr. Krabs has been making SpongeBob and Squidward pay him for every use of service. Master Raney points out another episode where Mr. Krabs docks his employees, Squid on Strike, pointing out that Mr. Krabs charges employees for insane purposes, which the document totaled the bill to $21 in Squidward's hands, which some of them included, but aren't limited to, $1 for breathing, $5 for talking, $10 for standing, $2 for existing, $2 for lollygagging, and $1 for chewing, which got Squidward and SpongeBob on strike, Master Raney says it's no excuse to raise profits.

# **Trivia**

* This video is the very video that started Master Raney's fanbase since this was inspired by a well-known YouTube channel, WatchMojo, and the source that grew his subscriber count
* This was the very first video to exceed 1,000 views, which led to the fortieth (40th) video on the Master Raney channel, 10 Reasons Why The Krusty Krab Should Go Out Of Business

# **References**

1. The Video on YouTube
2. The Sequel Video on YouTube