Episode 318 (Mayday51's TV Burp)

This is the eighteenth episode of the third series.

## Shows Featured

* Ask Erran (quickie)
* Numbertime (quickie/segment)
* Fantomcat (quickie)
* The Treacle People
* The Spooks of Bottle Bay (TV Highlight of the Week)
* Junglies
* Fun Song Factory (quickie)
* Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow (quickie)
* Albie (quickie)
* William's Wish Wellingtons
* King Rollo (Young Tabby Cat Trying To Walk On A Wizard's Bum Bum of the Week)
* Towser
* Terry Pratchett's Discworld: Soul Music

## Segments

* As soon as MacDuff had said something about a machine that sucks up light in the Fantomcat quickie, there's a power shortage in the TV Burp flat when the lights go off and Brian's director had to put another 50p in the meter.
* Quackers tries sending a morse code telegram to PC Pendle, but at the wrong location.
* Brian tells a bad joke about putting stuff animals on a blanket. The answer - a sheet zoo!
* Quackers finds yet another reminiscent duck who looks similar to him during the Junglies segment.
* Brian tells the story of how he tripped over and found Quackers' furious girlfriend, Petunia after thinking that she was like a rock.
* Postman Whatshisface enters and gives Brian another Rihanna album and a poster of Quackers getting gunged on "Henry Hound's House Party" to embarrass him.
* Brian and Dusty the Cat tell the story about their visit to Elstree Film Studios and how they met the Tweenies in the George Lucas stage where their show was filmed. They were also watching a live recording of an episode of Pointless and they met Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman along the way.
* Brian explains how William and Barksure couldn't afford a horse during the making of the "Wild West William" episode that was showing and before he knows it, a horse shows up off-camera and pumps up a really bad odor surrounding Brian's flat.
* Zack Hart sends Brian two letters. Send to... Quackers Nearly Got Himself Roasted In The Oven While Making Pita Bread, Wood Lane, London etc.
* Brian tells us another story about how he ends up losing a carrot, but finds it underneath a cooking pot.
* Brian tries to tell Scrap off for licking the bowl and shows off an exclusive photo of just that... then, he faints after discovering Kevin the Pirate's three other cakes.
* **HARRY APPEARANCE** - Harry Humble sneaks into Brian's flat and gets a phone call from NessLover94 who gives him lots of presents when he arrives at the old Paw & Order Flats.
* Haven't we had enough Top 10s already?
* Brian's more than excited if he would like to have a ride on Towser's slide, but his Director wouldn't let him (as it's a cartoon).
* It was during the Towser segment that Dr Smelly's rampant robot and a slow moving cow raid Brian's flat as he said something about the two of them.
* Brian sings "Can You Feel The Love Tonight", until his Director interrupts him once more.
* Brian and his friends and the previous special guests all dance around in the flat while The Band With Rocks In perform their song "Cover Girl" from Soul Music and while the end credits roll.

## Trivia

* That "Ask Erran" quickie was used just to promote the dreaded NTV Comedy channels from Steve Nals.
* The Top 10 lists were removed on rebroadcasts.
* Batty the Bat gets mentioned by Brian, but she never appeared very often and never even had a voice.
* This episode marks the first appearance of Barry the Bear.

### Crazy Credits follows

* Random Horse: I DUNNO
* Random Rampant Robot: I STILL DUNNO
* Random Slow-Moving Cow: WE ALL DUNNO