Vlad Petrov

Zivko Meltovsky

The Dealer

Big Boy

Daddy Cube

Michael Walliams

Andrei Bosnianul

Gung Seok

Shaquille Badour

Grigoriy Belov

Ipatiy Orlov

Yegor Egorov

Musubi No Kami

Ryo Wo

Baloryx

Kalayavan

Azrail

Osborn Ashe

2 wives married

2005 (Faked Death)

2021 (Faked Death)

Scunthorpe (Fake Death)

Harare (Fake Death)

Vlad Petrov (born possibly 1968) is a H.R. rep at Kensington & Chelsea Stationary Branch. Vlad was born in Belgrade as Zivko Maletovsky. Nothing is known about his childhood, other than the fact that his mother was a nun. This will not be a regular page, due to Vlad's mysterious nature.

## Messy Past

Vlad has an incredibly messy past. When I interviewed Vlad on his past, I could not get a clear summary. Vlad has given me and my colleague page-writers many different contradicting stories about his past. We have tried to assemble a sensical background for Vlad, however it may be inaccurate.

## Early Life

Vlad was born in ''1968, mid'' in Sarajevo. He lived in a small cottage with his mother, and three sisters. He claims that his mother always made him cover his fingers in butter to make him a ''Strong boy'' and ''Help him concentrate.'' Vlad didn't have many friends when he was a young child, due to his extremely disturbing nature. Vlad tells us he used to play with Mr. Bo-Bo, who is possibly a doll, however it is possible Mr. Bo-Bo could have been a real person.

When Vlad was 7 years old, his mother's cottage was burnt down by some local thugs. Vlad swore to his mother that he would get his revenge on these thugs. By the age of 14, Vlad was around 6'0, and rather intimidating. Vlad tracked down these thugs, and beat them relentlessly to a bloody pulp.

When Vlad turned 18, he was required to undergo Military training under the Yugoslavian law for 12 months. It has been reported to us by people who knew Vlad at the time that he was extremely violent, and intensely committed to the military. Vlad apparently used to scream at the other men in deathly tones, and was apparently extremely frightening. Natalya Meltovsky (His sister) reports to us that when she visited Vlad in 1986, he refused to speak to her. All he did was laugh maniacally in the corner of his barrack. Vlad escaped Yugoslavia in July 1987, after getting in trouble with the Yugoslavian military. As of this moment it is unknown what the trouble was, however we are co-operating with people who have known Vlad to possibly find out.

Vlad crossed the Yugoslavian-Romanian border on the 9th of July 1987, and travelled Romania until he stopped at Arad and slept on the streets. When he woke up, he was taken in by some concerned local residents. Vlad immediately took on a likeable personality and claimed his name was Andrei Bosnianul. He was reportedly able to speak fluent Romanian, despite never leaving Yugoslavia. Vlad remained in Arad until November 1987, when he somehow managed to get to South Korea. Vlad claimed that he got rich off of selling jeans and leather jackets in South Korea, under the name of Gung Seok.

According to his sister, Petrov described being **wrongfully arrested** following a drug raid at a hostel and being horrified by his mistreatment by the Korean police, which led him to flee to Japan to purportedly live with an aunt and uncle in Tokyo. These claims have not been verified, however we do know that in March 1988, Vlad did move to Tokyo. His stay in Tokyo has been described as ''A reign of terror''. Vlad was known as Musubi No Kami. He was a ruthless debt-collector. He would beat anyone who did not pay off their debt in time. According to Yoshioka Koichi, a worker of Thornton Stationery who came into contact with Vlad in 1988, he was chased down for 3 hours by Vlad. He reported the following:

''He wouldn't slow down...He wouldn't get frustrated or anything...It was severely **disturbing**...At one point he began laughing maniacally...His eyes were dead, his smile was insane, deranged.. When he finally got to me, he simply starred into my eyes for two hours. If I spoke, he slapped me. I was petrified, I couldn't move, it was like having sleep paralysis. I thought he was a demon.''

After his brief stay in Tokyo, he moved to Scotland. In December 1988, he legally became a UK citizen and changed his name to John Green. Vlad had trouble settling into Scottish society, and often broke laws, supposedly without knowing. He would always represent himself in the court of law, and somehow win.

In March 1989, Vlad purchased a Mango Plantation in India, which ended up getting him massively wealthy. Later, in July 1989, he purchased a swamp for it's scenic value, and later found out that an oil reserve was located underneath, which increased his wealth.

In 1992, Vlad faked his death for insurance reasons, and changed his name to Malcom Pink. He moved down to Milton Keynes, and began a brand new life. In August 1992, Vlad was caught stealing a car from a gated community in Milton Keynes, and taken to court. In this court session, Vlad did not manage to win the case, and was found out for faking his death, pulling off insurance scams, crossing into the UK illegally, and several other crimes. Vlad was sentenced to 5 years in prison.

In prison Vlad became immediately feared. Anyone who didn't fear him would receive a brutal punishment. Although it is not known what the punishment is, we do know that it was horrible and inhumane. Vlad was released from prison in December 1996. On the 20th of December 1996, Vlad bought a house on Shepard's Bush, and legally changed his name to Vlad Petrov.

On the 21st of May 1997, Vlad went out clubbing, when he bumped into a ghostly white stick-like man, and his dancing partner, a smaller man of disko intensity. Vlad got to talking to these men, and they revealed their names as Denzel Pepper and Cecil Longstaff. Denzel Pepper offered Vlad a job at Thornton Stationery Company Kensington and Chelsea Branch, which Vlad gladly accepted. Something in HR went wrong, and Vlad's criminal history went unchecked. Vlad was brought into the office on the 27th of May to fill out his employee file, however burnt it on his first day of work.

In 1999,Vlad accidentally created the drug Trenlain, a specialized type of drug that would render its victims unconscious or give them weird kinks. The drug has been used for several purposes for several different organisations (including Thornton Weaponry).

Vlad has not fully mastered the English language yet, so he speaks similar to Yoda from the Star Wars movies.

Vlad also helped out Jasper in the Letak Museum Heist in 2021 in an attempt to steal the Red Denzel Diamond.

In early May 2022, Vlad was kidnapped by a gang of skinheads. Vlad was rescued by the DPDA.

## Gallery

Vlad disposing of an objectVlad in a caveVlad and Raphael taking handcuffs offVlad and Raphael about to shoot somethingPoliceman VladVlad telling local businessman to scramVlad threatening local businessmanVlad taken aback by his brute strength after knocking out local businessmanJock Henly and Vlad walking to the Thornton Conference in November 2004Vlad being attacked by businessmanVlad being choked by enemyVlad drinking rumVlad hiding inside the wardrobeRaphael and Vlad with a grenadeVlad on his first Thornton Zoom Meeting on the 29th of April 2020Vlad frightened at Raphael's Halloween costumeRaphael and Vlad stealing foodRaphael and Vlad stealing food 2The woman who the food belongs to about to shoot Raphael and VladVlad shaving his bellyVlad angry at RaphaelVlad cleaning his hairVlad cryingVlad committing arson