Prance

> *"Cheat to win, but not to excess. That's my motto." - Prance talking about Age of Empire cheat codes*
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Prance Fjordless is one of the hosts of the AI-powered parody debate show, Wurst Take. He is a pale pink sausage with similar facial features to Sweeben, his co-host. Prance is known for his negative and braggy attitude, as well as his tendency to talk about his wealth and family background on the show. Despite this, he is good friends with Sweeben, and the two have been close since their elementary school days.

## Appearance

Prance is a pale pink sausage with eyes, mouth, nose, and teeth.

His co-host, Sweeben J. Swift, is also a sentient sausage with similar facial features. The show is appropriately named Wurst Take to reflect the appearance of its hosts. Despite their unconventional appearance, Sweeben and Prance have become beloved figures in the world of comedy and entertainment.

## Personality

Prance is known for his negative and boastful attitude on the show, often belittling other opinions and making grandiose claims about his own accomplishments. He talks frequently about his family's wealth and background, leading many viewers to speculate about his possible financial status. Despite this, Prance is a loyal friend to Sweeben, and the two share a love of comedy and debate.

## Lore

Prance grew up on the upper east side, but he hates the city. In the studio window behind him and Sweeben is a city called Splut. Prance has revealed many interesting tidbits about himself on the show, including the fact that he comes from a long line of kings and accountants. He has also mentioned that he was born and raised in Mexico, but can only speak fluent English. Prance has a dream job of being a chef and has a private jet, which he has mentioned on the show. He has also played a barbarian in a tabletop roleplaying game and works in conflict resolution.

Prance once had an encounter with a bear. Without any weapons, he bravely fought the bear using nothing but a spoon. Though the details of the fight remain unclear, Prance often jokes about the experience and considers it one of his greatest accomplishments. This was told during a segment on the Wurst Take.

Prance has a peculiar habit of collecting lone socks, which was told during a segment on Wurst Take. He calls it his "Long Lost Sock Collection" and takes great pride in it.

Prance is a passionate chess player and told in one of the segments that he founded a local chess club in his hometown of Pangodolia. He enjoys playing and discussing various chess strategies with his club members.

Prance has admitted having multiple times stole items from his neighbors, even from Sweeben.

## Relationships

### Sweeben

Prance and Sweeben have been best friends since their elementary school days. Despite their differences in personality, they share a deep bond and a love of comedy and debate. Prance often brags about his wealth and family background on the show, but Sweeben never seems to mind, and the two continue to be great friends and co-hosts.

### Dale

Prance doesn't believe that Dale is sentient. He often makes jokes at Dale's expense, but like Sweeben, he has developed a fondness for the robotic voice that announces the questions on the show.

## Trivia

* Thinks K-Pop is overrated
* Has a lot of nightmares about all kinds of things like math and tetherball
* Is an adamant non-fan of the musician Moby
* Mentioned that he has a 4 year old brother
* Graduated high school in 2002
* Revealed that he was born and raised in Mexico in a segment about Mexican Pizza
* Disclosed that he has never washed his t-shirt.
* Works in conflict resolution.
* Played a barbarian in a ttprg.
* Raised in Pangodolia.
* Thinks he is the greatest superhero, even when compared to Super- and Spiderman
* Comes from a long line of kings
* Comes from a long line of accountants
* Became friends with Sweeben in elementary school
* Likes playing piano
* Has a private jet
* Has a dream job of being a chef
* Founded a chess club
* Has a long lost sock collection
* Fought a bear with a spoon
* Was a boxer at some point
* During the show, it was revealed that the city in the studio window behind them is called Splut.
* Dislikes agreeing to disagree
* Is maybe a Kleptomaniac
* Prance's middle name is Francis. Prance Francis Fjordless.