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Attack Episode 140

Yoko the pug!

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*The VOD of this episode has several minutes missing from the beginning.*

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The Attack episode 140 aired on 11 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Alessandra Torresani.

The running donation incentive was $100 for an encounter with the Dangerbox! A mystery item would be placed inside the box, and then one of our hosts would be blindfolded and have to put their hand in the box to identify it. Alessandra's first turn was with crickets! Alex's first turn was mousetraps!

Alex told a story about hitting Los' neighbor's car.

Alex set up a Superhot IRL challenge in the studio! The enemy didn't play by the rules and smashed Alex over the head with a couple of glass bottles. He was unmasked as Zack Pearlman! He announced that he was taking over the show on Wednesday!

   The show was sponsored by Eaglemoss. Alex showed off the action figures me made of Evanne and him the last time Eaglemoss sponsored. Then he showed off Action Alex 2.0 and his new Action Alessandra! He started making them kiss and Alessandra said it was a little weird because she has a boyfriend. Then he played a commercial for his action figures to make them sell better on Ebay.

Alessandra's next Dangerbox was with Corrado's pug Yoko!

TPOTSWIC followed, and during the segment, Alex's next Dangerbox was with Zack's head! Alessandra's next one was with the staff's hair!

Alex showed off some viewer-submitted gifs using KevCap's gun posing from last episode.

Alex's final Dangerbox contained a button, and when he pressed it, Allesandra hit him in the balls with a whiffle bat!

The show closed out with an Urban Pictionary game!
Attack Episode 76

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The Attack episode 76 aired on 31 Aug 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milana Vayntrub.

Alex poured Milana a giant alcoholic beverage and she accepted the challenge.

Alex's dysfunctional family kept donating money during the show, leading to Alex revealing terrible things about his uncle Larry throughout the show.

In the Rundown, Blythe discussed:

* new Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser footage
* Metal Gear Solid 5 not shipping a physical copy of the game to PC gamers
* Android Wear now compatible with iOS

Milana got way too attached to Alex. Alex accidentally murdered a random pizza guy.
Attack Episode 61

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The Attack episode 61 aired on 24 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Alex got pulled over in a go kart wearing only a diaper and was the victim of police brutality.

Kevin revealed a painful part of his past involving revenge against juniper bushes. Then the past came back to haunt him, and he fought a bush off camera after it pulled a gun on him.

Alex showed video evidence of Yaniv's fear of produce. Then he brought him a sub, but he forgot to order no pickles and Yaniv died of fear. This was the first of Yaniv's many deaths on the show.

The Rundown discussed:

* Doom 4 multiplayer
* Esports Adderall doping
* Rise of the Tomb Raider coming to PS4 and PC a few months after XBox release
* XBox Fitness
* Hackers accessed a Chrysler remotely, caused a 1.4 million vehicle recall
Attack Episode 255

Bobson Duggnut

Bob's son, Dugnutt (Nick Limon)

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The Attack episode 255 aired on 20 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

As suggested in a Pile video, Jeremy said that the best way to not get shot is to dodge the bullets. He handed Alex a bow and arrow and ended up shot in the stomach 3 times.

Alex developed an algorithm that takes footage from Sonic game trailers and degrades them to give an accurate representation of the gameplay. He showed it off with the trailer for Sonic Forces.

Alex showed screenshots from Fighting Baseball for the Super Famicom, featuring messed up names such as Bobson Dugnutt. Afterwards, Bobson Dugnutt (Corrado) the janitor stopped by the set. Then Doug Nutt (Alejandro). Then Bob's Son, Dugnutt (Nick). Alex killed them all with an arrow, thankfully.

The show was sponsored by Blue Apron.

Sick Footage featured:

* Fast Boats and Beautiful Women
* Steppin' Babies
* Staff Infection: Nick's first film school project!

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Noir**, whose mom interrupted his IRL stream
* **ESL**, whose announcer had a tough crowd

Coral, who is a lifelong vegetarian, was called out for a TPOTSWIC answer she gave in the previous episode where she said she'd rather eat a steak than have to freestyle rap for 5 minutes. Alex put her to the test by bringing out a steak and playing a beat. Negative Nelly (Randy) was there to egg her on. She was spared after spitting just one fire bar.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Alex said how proud he was of the team for putting on the show while he was away.
Attack Episode 214

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The Attack episode 214 aired on November 14, 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex accidentally poked Erin in the eye. Erin was stalked by a horse. Alex was harassed by a turtle, the turtle got freaky with Dynfeld, and then Kevin got freaky with the turtle.

Alex interviewed Twitch streamer TheGamingBelugas and then gave him a DXRacer chair, Oprah-style.

Alex and Erin crush fruit with their thighs.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 175

Joey Thimian

Corrado Caretto

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The Attack episode 175 aired on 21 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ali Baker.

There was a big sub train at the beginning of the show, and Alex said that if they hit 20 subs then Corrado would eat a 3 foot meatball sub at the end of the show!

Alex tried to throw a Dumpster Kitten through a window but instead just slammed it into the studio door and killed it.

In honor of McDonald's letting people design burgers on their website, Alex designed burgers of his own. Ali called the bit a "McSteak" (get it?) and the whole staff cheered for her.

In the Household Cosplay Hustle, Alex and Ali had to quickly design costumes of famous characters using household objects. Coral and Joey assisted them and Zack Pearlman judged the competition. Ali won hands down.

Nice Assets featured an image by **JesTr82** and a video by **jason\_woot**.
The show closed out with TPOTSWIC while Corrado ate his 3 foot sub!
Attack Episode 178

Corrado Caretto

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The Attack episode 178 aired on 25 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Sonja Reid.

Sonja punched Alex in the face with a donut after a $1000 donation **JRic1995** came in.

Alex discussed the new Pokemon Go Team Leaders and said they looked a lot better than the "rough drafts."

A $1000 donation from **Deagil** also came in!

Alex played a clip from last week when Sonja pulled a fast one on him and challenged her to another Canada-Off! In the first round Alex and Sonja mounted their "mooses" (Joey and Mike) and shot Tim Horton's donuts into a hockey goal. Corrado officiated. Sonja won this round, because of course she did.

Alex accidentally insulted Sonja and Kevin came out to discipline him with a slap to the face. Then Alex tried to take a bite out of the side of a whole fish for some reason, but couldn't get through its skin. **Deagil** donated another $500 for Alex to like the fish's eyeball.

Alex and Sonja from the future came by the set! They looked pretty rough for only being 5 years older.

In the second round of the Canada-off, they put on as many "Canadian tuxedos" as possible and stuffed the pockets with Keystone Light, then did "Double-Double Double Dutch"). Sonja won again, obviously.

Nice Assets featured a video by **jason\_woot**.

TPOTSWIC followed. Zack Pearlman randomly showed up and slapped Alex with the fish for another donation.

The final round of the Canada-Off was supposed to be bobbing for Timbits in a tub of maple syrup. Sonja did Alex dirty yet again and held his face under the syrup!
Attack Episode 42

Carlos Rivera

Liz Forkin Kunert

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The Attack episode 42 aired on 10 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Eddie had pudding-filled diapers flung at him for new Patrons.

Kevin threw a pizza in a rage.

A wily toaster killed Blythe, Los, and Alex, and Liz took over hosting for a few minutes until Alex came back to life. This was the first of Blythe's many deaths on the show.
Zack Pearlman

**Zack Pearlman** has appeared on The Attack as a guest host. He has also appeared on several special streams, including the LDIOTT that was sponsored by *The Man in the High Castle*.

He most noteably hosted episode 141: THE AZZACK! in Alex's stead.

   He also has appeared three times on the Pointless Podcast, including its second episode ever.

He was featured in the **attkZack** emote.

## List of Attack appearances

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Attack Episode 252

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The Attack episode 252 aired on 13 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Eddie began the interview to save his job after being fired on the previous episode. He was to answer questions submitted by viewers on Snapchat, and the viewers would vote in a strawpoll on whether or not he could keep his job. He answered questions from **Camilla** and **Zanerli**.

Alex showed a CS:GO video and Erin didn't understand it. Alex and Eddie broke it down for her bit by bit until she got what was going on.

Erin discussed eating horse meat.

Eddie answered more viewer-submitted questions from **ShannonCR**, and **Kyle Clark**.

Alex wanted to show the trailer for the new Edgar Wright movie *Baby Driver*, but was unable because of copyright issues. Alex took 30 seconds to "cut together" his own version of the trailer.

In Sick Footage, they featured:

* How to Build Killer Arms
* How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love
* Staff Infection: Mayron's Film School Project "Authority"

In a new segment "Attack Classics," they showed a clip of Alessandra Torresani and Alex playing Dangerbox from episode 140.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **The Capcom Pro Tour Finals**, where some Street Fighter V players engaged in some trash talking
* **Rocket League Championship Series**, who really needed a cut while drinking Brisk for product placement

Alex started chugging Clamato like a shill. He had lots of trouble keeping it down.

* **IAmChongCho**, who was misinformed as to what LMAO stands for

Eddie answered more questions from **MoreNothing**, **Aaron Sisson**, **Kaerf**, and **LittleMike1145**. He didn't know what the Pythagorean Theorem is, but neither did Erin. Eddie was given one more chance to curry favor by chugging Clamato, which he did. He was utterly unable to keep it down.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and the viewers decided that Eddie could keep his job!
Attack Episode 179

Joey Thimian

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> "We drank all the gross things and ate all the gross things and I got all the gross things put on my face, so it was kinda like sex."
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The Attack episode 179 aired on 27 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Megan Lee Joy.

Alex was puttin' in work in his brand new shirt!

Alex and Megan played Stack That Boy! They stacked as many random items on Eddie as possible while he was in his churros coma. They made it to 6 feet! Eddie stayed there the entire show.

Alex totally did some backflips without any camera tricks or use of a dummy.

Green Light District featured:

* Office Freakout

Corrado hulked out on a computer and died of the strain. A doctor (Jeremy) pronounced him dead, saying "He was just... too old." Alex tried to save the bit with another backflip, but failed it and died.

* Busted
* Prawn Jeremy

Joey is the one that pitched Prawn Jeremy for the show and came out to defend it.

* Mercenary Rodent For Hire

The Furry Game Alarm went off and Alex was cheesed off that a furry game made it into the show again.

Alex tried to wake Eddie up with some Petchup, but was unsuccessful.

Nice Assets featured an image by Von and a video by **JesTr82**.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Megan very eagerly punched Alex!
Attack Episode 132

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The Attack episode 132 aired on 17 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex and Kevin made lots of horse puns.

Alex announced that he and Evanne would indeed be play Super Smash Bros. 64 for $100 at the end of the stream. They replayed the interview package from the previous episode.

Kevin went through Evanne's purse and it was hilarious.

In the spirit of a Pile video that featured a tiny Tesla for kids, Alex gave Evanne a meal made of tiny things. He admitted it was a ruse to get Evanne to be his tiny trophy wife, but insisted on some tiny breast implants... for himself! A tiny drug dealer (Corrado) offered them drugs, and then got mad and shot at them. It turned out it was all a dream... or was it?

Alex plugged Orbyt Play this Saturday.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed GameStop's potential leak of the secret PSVR release date.

The Super Smash Bros. match followed. Each competitor was very salty whenever they lost, and each claimed they'd let the other win to keep it interesting. In the end, Evanne was declared the winner and received her $100 .... in the form of pennies dumped on her head.
Mike Rotondo

**Mike Rotondo** is a producer for The Attack. He has appeared several times on the show and on Let's Do It On The Table. It is common to see him covered in some kind of goo.

Mike was laid off in October of 2016 with the cancellation of the Lionsgate shows What's News and Mostly Harmless, but was rehired as of May 2017 during the studio move.
Attack Episode 124

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The Attack episode 124 aired on 27 January 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex showed off all the gifts his creepy uncle used to get him when he got good grades in school.
Later he played the trailer for "We Dare: Extreme Rules" in which he got coked up, killed Yaniv, and then shot himself.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* New Star Wars Battlefront DLC
* EA pulling out of E3 and doing their own show a few days earlier
* Twitch banned Yandere Simulator from being streamed.
* Alex and Los went to VR LA.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 67

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> "'Wanna hold the baby?' 'No! I don't! Take your terrible baby back! Bring it back when it's a person!'" - Milynn
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The Attack episode 67 aired on 10 Aug 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley. The show first used the "smoke weed every day" sound for subscribers on this episode.

Milynn discussed her hatred of babies.

Alex rollerbladed down the street in a diaper and powered by a leafblower, yelling "twitch.tv/theattack" at people.
Alex was supposed to get pudding blasted onto his face from a tube, but Blythe's lungs were not strong enough to make it happen. Then the stream went down for 15 minutes.

Liz presented the Rundown and discussed:

* Overwatch announed the Lucio character
* Spotify putting some services behind a paywall
* Best Buy bundling a TV with XBox One packages
* A YouTuber used a glitch to play the entirety of Fallout 3 as a baby

During the Rundown, Milynn and Liz decided they would give Alex a wedgie as a $250 donation incentive. It was of course met.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC and a double wedgie, and they streambombed **GlydeTV**.
Shock Collar

The use of **shock collars** as punishments or donation incentives on The Attack has become a bit of a tradition. Its use was first suggested by channel mod Calmer during a Let's Play session of Team Fortress 2 featuring Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea during April of 2015; Kevin had reached out to the fans for ideas to help incentivize more viewers to subscribe or donate to the show. The first usage seen on the show was in 35:The Attack, when Alex wore one on his arm and was zapped every time someone subscribed on Twitch. Since then, they've been used in a variety of ways, and are always hilarious.
Yaniv Fituci

Yaniv Fituci is the Vice President of The Attack and its parent company Supercreative. He's the one in charge of the company's finances, which often leads to jokes about making Yaniv angry when money is spent (or lost, as is more often the case). He occasionally appears on the show in comedy bits, and usually "dies" in them. He's also apparently an avid Jenga player, but his games always seem to get ruined by the show's shenanigans.

Yaniv hosted the music-oriented podcast Bring Your 12 Inch.

His teeth are whiter than the driven snow.

Always the most empathetic one in the studio, Yaniv exhibits wide-ranging emotions when he appears on the show.

He is featured in the **attkYaniv** emote (as his character Gerard Deparjew).
Morgan Jay

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**Morgan Jay** is a musician who has lent his musical and comedic talent to The Attack. His songs are often overtly sexual in nature, even if they're not supposed to be.

Alex met Morgan during the brief period when Alex was an aspiring stand up comic.
Start Tank

**Start Tank** is a segment on The Attack where indie games are reviewed and evaluated. Good games are given a "Start" rating, while bad games are given the "Failure At Recreational Technology" rating, known by it acronym "F.A.R.T."

Start Tank is a replacement segment for Green Light District, which was discontinued when Steam Greenlight closed.
List of Attack Shows

#### Main Shows

* The Attack
* Front Page
* Content
* Attack Arcade

#### Podcasts

* Pointless Podcast
* Talk Attack
* Attack Staff Casts

#### Previous Studio Shows and Projects

* Let's Do It On The Table
* Spitting Game
* Night of the Living Show
* Bring Your 12 Inch
* FAQ Boy Friday
* What's News
* Mostly Harmless
* Gostalgia
* Morning Scramble
* Synth.Test()

#### Specials and Charity Streams

* Orbyt Play
* Attack on Twitchcon 2016
* Game 4 Paul
* Stack-up Veterans' Day
* Attack Studio Sessions with The Dear Hunter
* The Indoguration
* Attack on Twitchcon 2017
Attack Episode 15

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The Attack episode 15 aired on March 23, 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Alex announced the ill-thought-out donation incentive: at $100+ additional on Patreon they kill an NES, but at 30+ Twitch subs they save it and give it away.

Alex 3D printed a Mighty Bulbasaur.

Kevin showed Earthovision videos.

In The Rundown, they discussed:

* A Youtube video where a guy called out female streamers who "exploit their bodies"
* Playstation Plus on sale
* Apple offering to share TV viewing data
* Burger King perfume
* Joe Montana Football 16
* Gameplay footage from Toxikk

The NES was given a beatdown and then run over with a car.
Vampires from the Americas

## The Americas

Female vampire-like monsters are the *Soucouyant* of Trinidad, and the *Tunda* and *Patasola* of Colombian folklore, while the Mapuche of southern Chile have the bloodsucking snake known as the *Peuchen*. *Aloe vera* hung backwards behind or near a door was thought to ward off vampiric beings in South American superstition. Aztec mythology described tales of the Cihuateteo, skeletal-faced spirits of those who died in childbirth who stole children and entered into sexual liaisons with the living, driving them mad.

The *Loogaroo* is an example of how a vampire belief can result from a combination of beliefs, here a mixture of French and African Vodu or voodoo. The term *Loogaroo* possibly comes from the French *loup-garou* (meaning 'werewolf') and is common in the culture of Mauritius. However, the stories of the *Loogaroo* are widespread through the Caribbean Islands and Louisiana in the United States. During the late 18th and 19th centuries, there was a widespread belief in vampires in parts of New England, particularly in Rhode Island and Eastern Connecticut. There are many documented cases of families disinterring loved ones and removing their hearts in the belief that the deceased was a vampire who was responsible for sickness and death in the family, although the term "vampire" was never actually used to describe the deceased. The deadly disease tuberculosis, or "consumption" as it was known at the time, was believed to be caused by nightly visitations on the part of a dead family member who had died of consumption themselves. The most famous, and most recently recorded, case of suspected vampirism is that of nineteen-year-old Mercy Brown, who died in Exeter, Rhode Island in 1892. Her father, assisted by the family physician, removed her from her tomb two months after her death and her heart was cut out and burnt to ashes.

Among the Wyandots was the legend of the hooh-strah-dooh. A cross between what current fiction/legends portray as zombies and vampires, the hooh-strah-dooh was an evil spirit that inhabited recently dead bodies and caused the corpse to rise and devour the living. The redbud was believed to be an effective ward.
Attack Episode 88

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The Attack episode 88 aired on 5 October 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Kevin Smith and Greg Grunberg were shooting a pilot at the studio during the beginning of the episode. Kevin and Alex had to talk quietly while they were filming.

Kevin showed footage of Alex on the Geek and Sundry stream almost breaking their Rock Band guitar.

In the spirit of urban exploration, Alex bashed a hole in a brand new wall in the studio and found a some N64 carts and parts of a hooker in there. Alex filled the hole with a cat.

Eddie sent in an edit of the Alex Geek and Sundry video.

Kevin Smith and Greg Grunberg joined as guests!

In a new segment called "Dank Ranks," the chat voted on their favorite video game food. Alex and Kevin both ate "turkey" (chicken) that they found in the hole in the wall, just like in Castlevania.

In The Rundown, Blythe presented:

* Oculus will cost over $350
* Star Wars Battlefront released a new beta
* XBox One will now allow remapping for all controllers

The show ended with a quick TPOTSWIC and they streambombed **MadDogMurdoc**.
Attack Episode 50

Trisha Hershberger

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The Attack episode 50 aired on 29 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira,Alex Corea, and Trisha Hershberger.

Trisha's "Naked Truth" video series was discussed, particularly her recent Confederate flag video.

Alex gave Shia LaBeouf the "Best Rap-ist Award" for spittin' hot fire. Then he showed off his custom boomerangs, but Kevin and Trisha were more concerned with the pizza that someone sent them on Treatstream.
Attack Episode 63

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The Attack episode 63 aired on 29 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Sandeep Parikh. This is the first episode of The Attack where Alex Corea did not appear.

The donation incentive for the show was for every $5, one Twizzler was stuffed into a sleeping Eddie's mouth, up to $300. It was maxed out quickly. :)

Kevin cut together a video calling out all of his exes.

The Twizzlers were stuffed into Eddie's mouth, and he choked and died, ruining the bit as per usual. He was given a proper Mexican burial under 3 sombreros.

Kevin discussed the Minnesota dentist that killed Cecil the lion, in a segment he called "That's Not Hunting, Ya Fucktard."

The Rundown was presented by Liz and discussed:

* Nokia announced a VR camera, the Ozo
* Halo 5 will have no split-screen in any mode
* Splatoon releasing free updates
* The SimCity mobile app
* WoW making an announcement later
* Kojima's name removed from Metal Gear box (Kevin's take: "meh")
* Stephen Hawking's AMA, and AI in general
The Attack Wiki

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## The Attack

The Attack is a live web show broadcast on Twitch, hosted by Alex Corea. This past summer the show also aired on television (in edited form) on Disney XD's new "D|XP" late night block, and repeats can still be seen on that channel.

The show is currently on hiatus, but there are several other live shows under the Attack Media banner that play on the Twitch channel. Those include the Pointless Podcast, Content, Synth.test(), Talk Attack, Let's Plays with the staff, and possibly more will be added as the company hits their Patreon goals! There are also Patreon exclusives such as After Hours, behind-the-scenes videos, and more.

The stream has a loyal community of fans, and is community funded through Patreon, Twitch subscriptions, and direct donations. Speaking of that....

## The Attack Needs You!

On the 25 October 2017 episode of Front Page, Kevin had a heart-to-heart with the community about the financial situation that The Attack has found itself in. You can watch that video here, but to briefly summarize: The Attack has never been run as a sustainable business, and they are running out of time to make ends meet. Right now, they're doing everything they can to grow the community to the point that they can keep everyone employed in a self-sustaining way, but they can't do it without you. Yes, you reading this.

If you've ever considered supporting The Attack, whether through Patreon, Twitch subscription, or even direct donations to the channel, now is the time.

If you're new to the stream, WELCOME! We love to see new faces and we hope you'll find yourself a home here. Please consider subscribing on Twitch or supporting the stream on Patreon. And remember: if you have Amazon Prime, you get a free Twitch sub every month! Why not use that on your favorite Tall Boy Son?

And even if you can't do any of that, the most important way you can help the stream is to TELL YOUR FRIENDS. Your friends are probably a lot like you, so if you like The Attack then they probably will too.

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Attack Episode 279

Nick Limon

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The Attack episode 279 aired on 21 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin gave us all lots of facts about sheep and goats.

After a Pile video of a truck whose horn was wired to its brake pedal, Alex said he'd done one better and pranked his friend Little Kip (Rob) by surgically installing a horn in his voice box. Little Kip broke a bowl of chili and his father's urn when startled by the horn. Alex and Erin then discovered they too had horns, which was hilarious until the horns attracted a boat from the harbor. The boat crashed into the studio and ran them over.

A quick cut played featuring Justin Small watching the show with Alex.

A after a quick Twitch-only segment, a segment called "Bad Battlestations" followed. Community members had previously submitted photos of their shameful gaming and computer setups, and Alex and Erin picked on the most egregious ones while Kevin wildly reacted. Photos from **John**, **SonOfOrpheus**, **JediNixon**, **Mayburgers**, **KennethPereira**, and **Viliahna** were featured.

A PUBG Machinima called Battlegrounds Bootcamp played.

TPOTSWIC followed, and a Hardware Graveyard featured the NES Power Glove.

BTS shenanigans were hosted by Nick while the cameras were repositioned, and Attack Classics played the Herpes Billboard field package from Episode 162.

After setup was complete, Alex showed off his new creation, the Power Glove 2.0. Josh was very excited that "it's ALIVE!" The Power Glove 2.0 featured several modifications, including a two places to mount fidget spinners and a flame thrower to destroy regular Power Gloves. Which it did.

The stream closed out with more TPOTSWIC.
Jason Spence

**Jason Spence** is a camera operator on The Attack. He is seen often on the show and appears to have a particular kinship with Erin. He's a big fan of conspiracy theories and is generally regarded as the company's resident crazy person. His opinions on various topics are presented in the Attack segment "Jason Explains."
He's featured in the **attkJason** emote.
Orbyt Play

Big Mike G

Trisha Hershberger

Khail Anonymous

Hazard

Mike Carr

Tim Shaefer

Gabe Telepak

Tyrone Rodriguez

Zack Pearlman

Alessandra Torresani

Adam Orth

Matt Dannevik

Carlos Rivera

The Attack did a 10 hour livestream for Orbyt Play on February 20, 2016. The purpose of the stream was to celebrate independent video game developers and video games. The stream featured interviews with developers, stunts based off of games, and showcases of new and upcoming games. A long list of guests appeared. Segments of the stream can be found here.

## Stunts

* IRL Rocket League
* 3rd Person Game Gauntlet
* The Blinding of Isaac

## Games Featured

* Rocket League
* Binding of Isaac
* Invisigun Heroes
* 20XX
* Headlander
* Day of the Tentacle Remastered
* Butt Sniffin Pugs
* Adr1ft
* Psychonauts 2
* Nidhogg
* Dad by the Sword
Liz Forkin Kunert

**Liz Forkin** is a former staff member at The Attack. She started as an intern and worked her way up to Producer. She was the news host, Camera Woman, Technical Director, Host, and Studio Manager just to name a small handful of the other positions she held during her tenure. She was an integral part of the show for much of its first two years appearing often and was beloved by the community.

She has also appeared on Let's Do It On The Table.

## List of LDIOTT appearances

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Attack Episode 174

One of the Dumpster Kittens

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The Attack episode 174 aired on 20 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Sonja Reid.

Alex plugged a full 4-day weekend of content starting tomorrow with the new show Morning Scramble.

Sonja was outed as a Canadian and Alex challenged her to a Canada-Off! They had a maple syrup chugging competition, but Sonja didn't drink hers and just laughed at Alex for chugging syrup.

Alex and Sonja played "Change That Sound" with a Pile video of a lizard running across the desert to get to the shade. It was great fun until the sounds played were of the horrors of war.

In Corrado's Kitty Music Corner, Corrado played drums while a Dumpster Kitten played guitar until Corrado accidentally smashed the kitten with his drumsticks.

In Into The Amazone, Alex and Sonja tested out the Subtle Butt fart odor neutralizer. They smelled various items through a Subtle Butt, including Eddie's onion-and-Doritos breath. They also tested Petchup, Muttstard, and Mutt-N-aise condiment for dogs by eating hotdogs with either human or dog condiments on them.

Finally they tested 2 different Chinese face-slimming products by wearing them while giving a speech, eating ice cream, and drinking water. It was messy.

The show was sponsored by Credit Karma.

Nice Assets featured a recut Attack intro by jason\_woot that featured LOTS more Coral and a Judge Sarah video by **JesTr82**.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Morning Scramble

The **Morning Scramble** is an hour-long precut video series created by Kevin Cappiello. It features cuts from commercials, gameplay, movies, and TV from the 70's to the 90's with a focus on gaming nostalgia. It is similar in style to "Cinematech" from G4.

Despite its large popularity with fans, only nine episodes of the show were created before the series was shelved for being too resource intensive to produce.

A special Christmas Morning Scramble aired on a loop on December 25, 2016.
TPOTSWIC

**TPOTSWIC** is a segment on The Attack. It stands for **T**he **P**art **O**f **T**he **S**how **W**ith **I**nteractive **C**hat. It is typically the final segment of the show. The hosts answer viewer-submitted questions.

In the early days of the show, TPOTSWIC questions were taken directly from Twitch chat (hence the name). That was soon replaced with taking questions from a dedicated post on Patreon. TPOTSWIC questions are now submitted in a dedicated sub-only Discord channel.

It is featured in the **attkTpot** emote.
Nick Limon

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**Nick Limon** is a producer and the technical director of The Attack. He is the presenter of Attack On segments on the show. He also hosts the Night of the Living Show and Spitting Game podcasts and has appeared on LDIOTT.

He occasionally runs the board for Front Page, where Kevin often yells at him when things go wrong. This has led to the chat posting "**NYEECK!!**" when there are technical difficulties on any Attack show, whether or not Nick is involved.

   He's "featured" in the **attkFull7** emote, after a quote of his from Front Page episode 7.
The Rundown

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**The Rundown** was a segment of The Attack where gaming and tech news was discussed. Earlier on, it was presented by the hosts of the show, but later it was presented by Liz Forkin Kunert, and then by Blythe Wiedemann. It was common for viewers to donate money during the segment with the message *#InterruptBlythe*.

The segment was dropped from the show, both for being resource intensive and because it doesn't fit well in the show's current format. The kinds of things discussed in the segment are now commonly discussed on Front Page.
Attack Episode 258

Skittle death

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The Attack episode 258 aired on 27 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin and Alex told a few terrible jokes. Alex questioned his life choices while he had visions of a sad clown (Jason).

Erin showed a video of a woman falling onto a living room floor, but it's a mystery where she fell from. The team edited the fall into several other falling clips. Erin told a story about jumping off a roof onto a trampoline, which explains a lot, really.

Because it was the first Monday of spring, it was time for Spring Cleaving, a weird tradition with even weirder customs. This is the day when The Attack gets rid of their old unwanted junk around the office by smashing it with a custom 40-pound axe (made by Joe Corea). The axe was brought to set by none other than the Cleavester Bunny himself! Before each axe swing, Erin delivered a totally-not-made-up-on-the-spot traditional chant. Alex Spring Cleaved Erin's old coffee table and Jeremy's 1st Generation iMac.

Eddie tried to stick Skittles on his face really fast, and he choked on them and died.

Alex Spring Cleaved Jason's Keurig machine, but it was not a full cleave so Joe (being the superior Corea) came in to finish the job. Then Alex tearfully Spring Cleaved his own prop toilet that he used many times on the show.

Sick Footage featured:

* Color Me a Rainbow
* Incredible Cat Tricks
* Staff Infection: Jason's parody commercial for Big Billy's Down Under Steakhouse

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* Miken\_TV, who spilled his drink on his keyboard twice in a row
* SandraTheDev, who did the Hokey Pokey in the middle of her dirty house on stream

In Hey, Thanks, Alex thanked **FlyingQueso** for a kiddie pool and an anonymous donor for a gallon of stage blood.

TPOTSWIC followed, including a question about Alex's ex-girlfriend Brittney.

Alex tried and failed to Spring Cleave Corrado's dad shoes. Jeremy stepped in and showed him how a real man does it. Alex then cleaved Kevin's old 65" TV to close out the show.
Princess Hotdog

Princess Hotdog is a recurring character on The Attack. Although to be technical about it, she's not really a character so much as she's just Coral wearing a hot dog costume for no apparent reason.

She was first seen delivering the "Cram That Craw" items to the set in Episode 282, but has since been seen performing all sorts of producer duties. She's not really amused by the whole hot dog schtick, which makes it all the funnier.
Kevin Pereira

> "Your job is not to fuck the bit, that's my job!" - KP
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**Kevin Pereira** is the Chief Executive Officer and creative visionary behind The Attack. He was the cohost of the show in its early days. He is commonly referred to as **Papa Kev** or simply **KP**, or jokingly as "Devin Panera."
He is the host of the Pointless Podcast and the morning talk show Front Page. He also occasionally streams himself playing drums along to songs and video he's cut together.

He is featured in the **attkRage** emote.
The Slip House Boys

The Slip House Boys are a current Superuniverse Top 10 character, based off of a humorous story regarding TGBL's dad watching ESPN Classics wrestling late one night and claiming that he saw a team known as "Son and Fun - The Slip House Boys," in which the phrasing "Slip House" has been baffling and quizzical to hosts and listeners alike of the Superpodcast.

## Origin

In Episode 15, TGBL was mentioning to Bix that he had recently talked to his father - who is known for writing off wrestling as "fake" - and that he was watching some Global Wrestling Federation on ESPN Classics. Brian opined that he probably was "drinking some wine" and left the TV on, to which his dad told him that he saw a match that would eventually live on in show lore: he saw Scott Putski and some guy named "luscious Gary" - actually "Gorgeous" Gary Young - in a tag team match against "Son and Fun - The Slip House Boys." After laughing about how the name "Slip House" could have been created, TGBL and Bix deduced that although they've never heard of "Son (or Sun) and Fun," there were some possible culprits from early 1992 when this match potentially took place. There was no literal stringing together of any words "Slip" "House" or "Boys" in the same sentence or overall in the match, which begs the question on how the elder TGBL even thought he heard that.

Episode 19 had some theorizing about the identity of the pair. A show listener - Jason D'Agostino - posted some newspaper clipping results on the Facebook page which showed several people working against Putski and "Gorgeous" Gary Young, which included: Steven Dane & The Viper, John Tatum & Rod Price (The California Connection), and Alex Porteau and Shane Summers (The Beach Bullies), who had a picture of them holding Super Soakers. With this information, Bix thought that The Beach Bullies were the identity, while TGBL thinks that it was The California Connection.

A final break in the case was discovered in Episode 21, when TGBL mentioned that he talked to his dad again on the phone and tried to stimulate his memory about the match, to which his dad said that Putski had won the titles in the match. After some research, it was shown that the match in particular was from Global 1992 where Scott Putski and Terry Garvin Simms (subbing for Gary Young) won the tag team titles from John Tatum and Rod Price, meaning that the California Connection were the heir apparent to the title of The Slip House Boys.

## Facts

First appearance in the Superuniverse Top 10: Episode 19 (#1)

Last appearance in the Superuniverse Top 10: Episode 40 (#7)

Total appearances: 10 (Episodes 19-25, 38-40)

* **Note** - The Slip House Boys were the 1st ever Superuniverse Top 10 champions, won in Episode 20 by way of a tournament in Rio De Janiero, Brazil.
Ancient Indian Vampires

### Ancient India

In India, tales of vetalas, ghoul-like beings that inhabit corpses, are found in old Sanskrit folklore. Although most vetala legends have been compiled in the *Baital Pachisi*, a prominent story in the *Kathasaritsagara* tells of King Vikramāditya and his nightly quests to capture an elusive one. The vetala is described as an undead creature who, like the bat associated with modern-day vampirism, hangs upside down on trees found on cremation grounds and cemeteries. *Pishacha*, the returned spirits of evil-doers or those who died insane, also bear vampiric attributes
Attack Episode 209

Reciprocating saw pumpkin carving contest

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The Attack episode 209 aired on 28 Oct 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Saige Ryan.

The episode began with the unveiling of ASSFLAP 2.0 and a precut hype package for it before the usual intro.

Saige was unimpressed with the setup for a bit and made dog howling noises of disapproval. She and Jeremy then competed for attention for their injuries: Saige had soup that was too hot, Jeremy was bleeding out from a cut on his finger.

ASSFLAP 2.0 was launched, to great success. For more about its mission, see ASSA.

Alex and Saige carved pumpkins with reciprocating saws and somehow didn't injure themselves. Alex won the competition because he made a penis.

The first ever Streams of the Week featured:

* **Nekomurra**, who was triggered on her berdday
* **Lirik**, who got the grenades he asked for, sorta
* **Boaty**, who showed his fast rapping skill
* **IcePoseidon**, who apparently harassed a Steak n Shake employee. (After the show, it was found out that IcePoseidon knew the employee and things were not as they appeared.)

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Pointless Podcast

The **Pointless Podcast** is an interview podcast hosted by Kevin Pereira. It predates the creation of The Attack by almost 2 1/2 years, and in fact premiered less than 5 months after Kevin left Attack of the Show.

Episode 36 of the podcast (featuring Ilya Pozin as a guest) is of particular interest to Attack fans, as it documents the moment that Kevin met Alex Corea.

Several people who would go on to work at the Attack studio or guest host The Attack were first featured as guests on Pointless.
Attack Episode 146

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The Attack episode 146 aired on 30 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex offered Evanne $20 to kick him in the crotch and she actually turned it down!

Alex's pet flying gun "Smithy Wesson" flew into the studio. He fed it and it flew off and killed a bunch of people outside.

Alex showed off his favorite poo-related candies: Bum Drops, Skattles, and Reese's Feces. Then he took a bite out of a cigarette. Yaniv apparently ate a penny.

Evanne talked about how cheaply-made everything was in the studio, and pointed out Yaniv's paper clothing as proof. Yaniv's Jenga game was ruined by a cheap table falling apart. When Evanne pointed out that Alex's laptop was really a pizza box, he stormed off in a huff, revealing his cardboard pants.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* TayTweets came back online, but got stuck in a loop and had to be killed again
* New Jersey considering a bill making walking and using a phone illegal
* Miitomo will release next Thursday
* Blizzard removing a Tracer pose from the game because it objectified her butt

TPOTSWIC followed, and Alex showed off assets sent in by **JaredGBay**, an unnamed fan, and **Skataneric**. They thanked **PanikXMT** for "MBerries" that make sour things taste sweet.
Synth.test()

**Synth.test()** is a Cyberpunk RPG show that airs weekly on The Attack's Twitch channel. The Master of Ceremonies (GM) is Nick Limon, with players Coral Frederick, Jason Spence, Erin Steeby, and Joey Thimian. The game employs The Sprawl RPG system (which uses the Apocalypse World engine), set in the far future of Earth at a time when the line between human and machine has become blurred, poverty and classism are widespread, and giant mega-corporations hold the world in an iron grip.

The show is a spiritual successor to Let's Do It On The Table.

## Characters

**F.R.E.D.** (Jason) - Killer - A mystery even to himself, F.R.E.D. is more bionic than organic. A ruthless mercenary with a tortured past that he can't remember. LOVES cheese.

**Niko Hinge** (Coral) - Hunter - A Russian ex-corporate spy who was blacklisted after a political incident. Her upper-class past lends her a prim and proper demeanor that belies her current station as a freelance hunter on the streets.

**Natasha Humphreys** (Erin) - Reporter - An English reporter for the giant media conglomerate Uniluxe. Frustrated by the political trappings of her job, she cares more about breaking the story than protecting special interests.

**Tango Malvo** (Joey) - Pusher - A famous counterculture figure who positions himself as a champion of the lower class, but only for the purpose of serving his own lofty ambition.

## Setting

The game is set in the far-future country of New Arab Emirates, encompassing much of the Arabian peninsula. It is bordered on the west by a "desert" of Gray Goo, self-replicating nanobots that destroy, consume, and assimilate everything they come in contact with. The desert is held at bay by massive (corporate-controlled) radio frequency emitters.

## Corporations

The world of the game is utterly dominated by vast multinational corporations, also known as *zaibatsu.* While each one has a certain specialty, the sheer size of their operations mean that they have interests across all parts of the socio-political spectrum. Among the largest ones operating in the New Arab Emirates are:

**Gungir Defense Systems** - a defense contractor specializing in security personnel and weapons research and manufacturing

**VitaCorp** - A pharmaceutical company specializing in the integration of bionics with humans. It is suspected that they accidentally caused the grey "desert" crisis on the Arabian peninsula.

**Teet** - A food production company which holds a monopoly on an infant formula called M1LK that prepares the body to receive cybernetic implants. A huge contributor to the "haves" and "have-nots" nature of society.

**Uniluxe** - A massive media company with a stranglehold on nearly every sector of media from advertisement to children's entertainment to music to pornography. Useful to any interest with a message to spread.

**SM;)E** - A technical support company specializing in correcting problems with cybernetic implants that can cause hallucinations.... or for the right price, causing them.
The Pile

* *For the Attack community, see Community*
* *For Twitch subscription (aka "slipping into the pile"), see Community Funding*

**The Pile** is a segment on The Attack where videos from around the internet are shown and discussed. It is always the first segment of the show (after the intro and "carnival barking"). Most of the show's bits are based on these videos and happen during the segment. Because of this, the Pile segment tends to make up a large portion of the show.

As of Episode 273, a new subsegment called "Winner of the Web" features a Pile video and serves as a setup to a bit to end the Pile.

The Pile is loosely analogous to the "Around The Net" segment on Attack of the Show.
Skype Interactive Chat

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