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Episode 13-04

Welcome to *Hee Haw* '82 with special guests:

* Audrey Landers
* Earl Thomas Conley
* Willis, Carlan & Quinn

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

And the whole *Hee Haw* gang!

I'm Roy!

      I'm Buck!

It's time for *Hee Haw*.

      Yuk, yuk!

With country fun

      To make you hoot

Welcome, America

      Salute!

## Skits and Songs

* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Grandpa, why are you limpin'?
* The Naggers
	+ Grave certificate
* Audrey Landers
	+ "Am I the Fool"

* Earl Thomas Conley
	+ "Fire and Smoke"
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Could we have Billy Bob for dinner
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Hillside cemeteries
* Real Incredible
	+ Buford Bovine (Gordie Tapp) is marrying a cow
* Willis, Carlan & Quinn
	+ "Rollin' in My Sweet Baby's Arms"

* Kornfield Jokes
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Slim's movies
* Salute!
	+ Earl Thomas Conley's hometown, Portsmouth, Ohio, population 25,943
* Goober's Service Station
	+ *Streetcar Named Desire*
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "You'll Never Miss the Water"

* Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
	+ Charlie McCoy, Roy Clark, and the whole Hee Haw Harmonica Brigade (Gordie, Jimmy, Grandpa)
		- Instrumental
* The Weather Girl
	+ Ireland International Drinking Contest
* Knock-Knock
	+ Alec
* Salute!
	+ Audrey Landers' hometown, Valley Cottage, New York, population 20,000
* KORN News
* Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
	+ Roy the Pied Picker
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone!" - Kenny Price, Audrey Landers
	+ Last night I saw your old girlfriend Alice
	Said you were playing a brand new scene
	I said I saw you last time in Dallas
	Running around with Mr. Clean

* The Quilting Bee
	+ Days 'til my wedding
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Robin Hood
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Professor Wealthybottom
* Audrey Landers
* "The Town Is Talking"

* Gordie's General Store
	+ Stan's manual vacuum cleaner
* The Moonshiners
	+ Can drinking drown your problem
* Salute!
	+ Willis, Carlan & Quinn's hometown, Panama City, Florida, population 90,000
* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Invisible guitar
* Hee Haw's Gospel Quartet
	+ "Everybody Will Be Happy over There"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "So Long"
Johnny Rodriguez

**Johnny Rodriguez** is an American country music singer.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

In the 1970s and 1980s, he was one of country music's most successful male artists, recording a string of hit songs, such as "You Always Come Back to Hurting Me", "Desperado", "Down on the Rio Grande", and "Foolin'". He has recorded six No. 1 country hits in his career.

In 1972, Rodriguez was voted the Most Promising Vocalist by the Academy of Country Music. The next year, he achieved his first No. 1 hit song, "You Always Come Back to Hurting Me". Another song that year, "Ridin' My Thumb to Mexico," was also a No. 1 hit. Both his No. 1 hits charted on the Pop charts, but only moderately. Rodriguez wrote some of his own material such as the song "Ridin' My Thumb to Mexico." In 1973, his debut album was released, which rose to No. 1 on the "Top Country Albums" chart. He was nominated for Male Vocalist of the Year by the CMA Awards. In addition to his success in country music, he also had a role in the television show *Adam-12* and also made a guest appearance in *The Dating Game* in 1974.

On 18 August 2007, Rodriguez was inducted into the Texas Country Music Hall of Fame.
Eddy Raven

**Edward Garvin Futch** (born 19 August 1944), known professionally as **Eddy Raven**, is an American country music singer and songwriter.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Active since 1962, Raven has recorded for several record labels, including ABC, Dimension, Elektra, RCA, Universal, and Capitol Records. His greatest commercial success came between 1984 and 1990, during which time Raven achieved six number-one singles on Hot Country Songs: "I Got Mexico", "Shine, Shine, Shine", "I'm Gonna Get You", "Joe Knows How to Live", "In a Letter to You", and "Bayou Boys". Raven has a total of eighteen top-ten hits on that chart. In addition to his own work, he has written singles for Don Gibson, Randy Cornor, Jeannie C. Riley, and The Oak Ridge Boys among others. Raven's music is defined by mainstream country, country pop, Cajun music, and reggae, and he wrote a large number of his singles by himself.
Helen Cornelius

**Helen Cornelius** (born Helen Lorene Johnson, 6 December 1941) is an American country singer-songwriter and actress.

She is best known for a series of hit duets with Jim Ed Brown, many of which reached the U.S. country singles top ten during the late 1970s and early 1980s.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Biography

Helen Cornelius was born in Monroe City, Missouri, and was raised on a farm nearby. Her older brothers played in country bands, and she formed a singing trio with sisters Judy and Sharon. Together they toured locally with the blessing of their father. Subsequently, Helen began touring on her own with a backup band called The Crossroads.

After completing high school, Cornelius wed and became employed as a secretary. She began touring again at the end of the 1960s and signed with Screen Gems Music as a songwriter in 1970. When the company went under, she sent a demo tape to Jerry Crutchfield, who offered her a contract with MCA Records; eventually she signed with Columbia Records, with whom she released two singles. In 1975, she signed with RCA Records; two further singles followed with little recognition.

In 1976, she recorded a duet, "I Don't Want to Have to Marry You" with Jim Ed Brown; it was a major success in America. Further solo singles failed to take off, but her next duet with Brown, "Saying Hello, Saying I Love You, Saying Goodbye", was another smash, and the pair began playing on the TV show Nashville on the Road. She continued to record with Brown, releasing the hits "I'll Never Be Free", "If the World Ran Out of Love Tonight", "Don't Bother to Knock", "Lying in Love with You", and finally notching a solo hit with "Whatcha Doin' After Midnight Baby". In 1981, after topping the U.S. country charts one last time with Brown with "Morning Comes Too Early", Cornelius separated with Brown, and enjoyed moderate success as a solo artist, touring with The Statler Brothers and performing in an Annie Get Your Gun road show. In 1988, she and Brown reunited for a nationwide tour.

Cornelius opened Nashville South in Gatlinburg, Tennessee in the 1990s, where she performed with a house band nightly. Early in the 2000s, she took a regular gig at the Jim Stafford Theater in Branson, Missouri. Most recently, Cornelius has been an active participant in the *Country's Family Reunion* series, which airs on RFD-TV.
Chubby Wise

**Robert Russell "Chubby" Wise** (2 October 1915 – 6 January 1996) was an American bluegrass fiddler.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Originally starting out playing the banjo and guitar, Wise began playing fiddle at age twelve, working locally in the Jacksonville area. He joined the Jubilee Hillbillies in 1938, then began playing with Bill Monroe's Blue Grass Boys in 1942, including dates at the Grand Ole Opry. He worked with Monroe through 1948, then played with Clyde Moody. He also played with the York Brothers, Flatt & Scruggs, and Connie B. Gay.

In 1954, Wise became a member of Hank Snow's Rainbow Ranch Boys, again appearing at the Grand Ole Opry; he remained with the group until March 1970. Alongside this he worked as a session musician with Mac Wiseman and Red Allen, among others. Wise returned to Florida in 1984 and went into semi-retirement, though he continued to tour and record occasionally, such as with the Bass Mountain Boys in 1992.

He joined producers Randall Franks and Alan Autry for the *In the Heat of the Night* cast's CD *Christmas Time's a Comin'* performing "Christmas Time's a Comin'" with the cast on the CD released on Sonlite and MGM/UA. Franks occasionally joined Wise performing twin fiddle with him on his shows.
Episode 13-03

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gunilla Hutton
Gordie Tapp and Roni Stoneman
Minnie Pearl and Grandpa Jones
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Buck Trent
Kenny Price and Linda Thompson
John Henry Faulk
Reverend Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Chase Randolph, Diana Goodman, Nancy Traylor
Slim Pickens
Cathy Baker
Buford
Roy Acuff
Ramona Jones
Jesse Rose

### Guests

Jeannie C. Riley
Big Al Downing

### Musicians

Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* '82 with special guests:

* Jeannie C. Riley
* Big Al Downing

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

And the whole *Hee Haw* gang!

I'm Buck!

      I must be Roy!

It's time for *Hee Haw*.

      Oh Boy!

With country music

      And jokes to boot

Welcome, America

      Salute!

## Skits and Songs

* Hee Haw Honky Tonk
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Package for Johann Sebastian Bach
* Big Al Downing
	+ "Bring It On Home"

* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Billy Bob was gallant
* The Joke Fence - Diana
	+ I crossed a white leghorn with a waitress.
	What'd you get?
	A chicken that lays tables.
* Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "Run Him to the Round House Nellie"
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Here comes Miss Nancy
* The Gossip Girls - Gunilla, Lulu, Mackenzie, Misty
	+ My manicurist loves her dentist madly
	Ever since he said to her, "Please rinse"
	And even though they finally got married
	They're still fighting tooth and nail ever since
* Salute!
	+ Bone, Idaho, home of the Stanger family, population 11
* Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
	+ Lisa Red Riding Hood

* Jeannie C. Riley
	+ "Are You on the Road to Lovin' Me Again?"
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Quakers
* Kornfield Jokes
* Goober's Service Station
	+ Take pictures wearing bikinis
* Hee Haw Salutes Great Birthdays in American History
	+ John Rutledge
* The Moonshiners
	+ The economy
* Roy Clark
	+ "I Want to Be Loved but Only by You"

* Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
	+ Riddle and Phelps
	+ Grandpa and Ramona Jones
		- "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean"
* The Naggers
	+ No man is perfect
* Doc Campbell
	+ Smart pills
* KORN News
* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band

* Big Al Downing
	+ "Beer Drinking People"
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ George only has a week to live
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Grandpa has to go to Nashville
* Salute!
	+ Ivor Ward's family's hometown, Stamps, Arkansas, population 2,448
* Real Incredible
	+ Lamar Latex (Gailard) the Balloon Man
* Knock-Knock
	+ Gary

* Buck Owens, Kenny Price, Roy Clark
	+ "Kaw-Liga"
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ I know why they call you Big Al
* The Weather Girl
	+ Spain bullfighting season
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Money can't buy happiness
* Justus O'Peace
	+ Criminal lawyer
* Jeannie C. Riley
	+ "I Have"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "So Long"
Hee Haw's All-Jug Band

**Hee Haw's All-Jug Band** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

Minnie Pearl, seated at the piano, announces loudly, "We're gonna play now!" The other honeys hold other instruments, and they all pretend to play while "singing,"

> There's fancy music everywhere
> Heard throughout the land
> From here to there, none can compare
> To Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
>
>

Four honeys each then sing one line of a humorous stanza. Minnie closes by announcing loudly, "We're through playin' now!"

## Trivia

* Only one member, Lulu, plays the jug. Here, jug is a euphemism for breast.
Archie's Barber Shop

**Archie's Barber Shop** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

Archie Campbell plays a barber telling stories or jokes to a patron, usually Roy Clark, while some of the Kornfield County men wait in chairs.

## Trivia

* In several appearances, particularly early ones, Archie tells some of his Spoonerism routines like "Rindercella" and "Pee Little Thrigs".
Jimmie Rodgers

**James Frederick Rodgers** (born 18 September 1933, Camas, Washington) is an American singer.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Rodgers had a brief run of mainstream popularity in the 1950s and 1960s with a string of crossover singles that ranked highly on the *Billboard* Pop Singles, Hot Country and Western Sides, and Hot Rhythm and Blues Sides charts. In the 1960s, Rodgers had more modest successes with adult contemporary music.

He is not related to the earlier country singer Jimmie C. Rodgers
Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me

**Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

Four moonshiners, typically Grandpa Jones, Gordie Tapp, Roy Clark, and Archie Campbell, sing about their troubles with women, beginning with the verse:

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Sandy Posey

**Sandra Lou Posey** (born 18 June 1944) is an American singer.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

She enjoyed success in the 1960s with singles such as her 1966 recording of Martha Sharpe's compositions "Born a Woman" and "Single Girl". She is often described as a country singer, although her output has varied. Later in her career, the term "countrypolitan", associated with the "Nashville sound", was sometimes applied. Posey had four hit singles in the United States, three of which peaked at number 12 on the Hot 100.
Waylon Jennings

**Waylon Arnold Jennings** (15 June 1937 – 13 February 2002) was an American singer, songwriter, and musician.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Jennings began playing guitar at age eight and began performing at age twelve on KVOW radio, after which he formed his first band, The Texas Longhorns. Jennings left high school at age sixteen, determined to become a musician, and bounced around as a performer and DJ on KVOW, KDAV, KYTI, KLLL, in Coolidge, Arizona, and Phoenix.

In 1958, Buddy Holly arranged Jennings' first recording session and hired him to play bass. Jennings gave up his seat on the ill-fated flight in 1959 that crashed and killed Holly, J. P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson and Ritchie Valens.

Jennings formed a rockabilly club band, The Waylors, which became the house band at "JD's", a club in Scottsdale, Arizona. He recorded for independent label Trend Records and A&M Records, but did not achieve success until moving to RCA Victor, taking on Neil Reshen as a manager, who negotiated significantly better touring and recording contracts for him.

After finally wresting creative control from RCA Victor, his career turning point became the critically acclaimed albums *Lonesome, On'ry and Mean* and *Honky Tonk Heroes*, followed by hit LPs *Dreaming My Dreams* and *Are You Ready for the Country*. During the 1970s, Jennings was instrumental in the inception of outlaw country and with Willie Nelson, Tompall Glaser, and Jessi Colter recorded country music's first platinum album, *Wanted! The Outlaws*. It was followed by *Ol' Waylon* and the hit song "Luckenbach, Texas".

Jennings was featured in the 1978 album *White Mansions* performed by various artists documenting the lives of people in the Confederacy during the Civil War. Jennings also appeared in films and television series, including *Sesame Street*, and a stint as the balladeer for *The Dukes of Hazzard*, composing and singing the show's theme song and providing narration for the show.

By the early 1980s, Jennings struggled with a cocaine addiction, which he overcame in 1984. Later, he joined the country supergroup The Highwaymen with Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash, which released three albums between 1985 and 1995. During that period, Jennings released the successful album *Will the Wolf Survive*.

He toured less after 1997 to spend more time with his family. Between 1999 and 2001, his appearances were limited by health problems. In 2001, he was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame. In 2007, he was posthumously awarded the Cliffie Stone Pioneer Award by the Academy of Country Music.
Episode 12-06

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gordie Tapp
Gunilla Hutton
 Grandpa Jones
Minnie Pearl
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Roni Stoneman
Kenny Price
Linda Thompson
Buck Trent
Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
John Henry Faulk
Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Cathy Baker
Buford

### Guests

Ed McMahon
The Bellamy Brothers
Jimmy Henley with Marty Stuart

### Musicians

Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Ed McMahon
* The Bellamy Brothers
* Jimmy Henley with Marty Stuart

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

We're back again with somethin' new.
Hee Haw's been reborn.
Tonight we're gonna offer you
A whole new can of corn!
Episode 12-14

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gordie Tapp
Gunilla Hutton
 Grandpa Jones
Minnie Pearl
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Roni Stoneman
Kenny Price
Linda Thompson
Buck Trent
John Henry Faulk
Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Cathy Baker
Buford
Ramona Jones
Roy Acuff
Jesse Rose

### Guests

Porter Wagoner
Lacy J. Dalton
Joe Maphis

### Musicians

The Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Porter Wagoner
* Lacy J. Dalton
* Joe Maphis

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

We're back again with somethin' new.
Hee Haw's been reborn.
Tonight we're gonna offer you
A whole new can of corn!
## Skits and Songs

* The Fancy Fiddle Players
* The Naggers
	+ What's wrong with our marriage?
* Knock-Knock
	+ Donny
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ At the veterinarian's office
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Billy Bob fell out of the boat
* Porter Wagoner
	+ "Ole Slew Foot"

* The Moonshiners
	+ Mongoose
* KORN News
* Lacy J. Dalton
	+ "Crazy Blue Eyes"
* Kornfield Jokes
* The Weather Girl
	+ Montgomery, Alabama
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Archie's cuckoo clock

* Buck Owens
	+ "I'm a Ramblin' Man"
* Interview with John Henry Faulk
	+ Junior wants a government job
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Got a puncture
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Gordie Tapp, Lacy J. Dalton
	+ You were the one I found no fault in
	Who was the girl that put your heart wise?
	I hear it was Lacy J. Dalton
	Singing the praise of crazy blue eyes
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ Psychology book
* The Hagers
	+ "Funny How Time Slips Away"

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Salute!
	+ Lacy J. Dalton's hometown, Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, population 11,652
* Honest Junior, Consumer Advocate
	+ Vanishing cream
* Doc Campbell
	+ Ida Lee's losing weight
* Lacy J. Dalton
	+ "Are There Any Cowboys Left"

* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Porter Wagoner
	+ To sing country songs was your ambition
	A country song would light up your face
	Porter Wagoner would help your position
	Ask you to take Miss Dolly's place
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Misty wants ice cream
* Joe Maphis and Roy Clark
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Children's director
* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band

* Porter Wagoner
	+ "Everything I've Always Wanted"
* Salute!
	+ Alice Crobbin's hometown, Ballouville, Connecticut, population 84
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Archie was insulted
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Lisa's boyfriend's careless appearance
* Justus O'Peace
	+ Stolen furs
* The Joke Fence - Cathy
	+ Hey, didja hear about the parachutist who packed his own chute?
	No, what happened?
	He jumped to a hasty conclusion.
* Hee Haw's Gospel Quartet
	+ "Closer to God Than Ever Before"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Episode 12-07

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gordie Tapp
Gunilla Hutton
 Grandpa Jones
Minnie Pearl
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Roni Stoneman
Kenny Price
Linda Thompson
Buck Trent
Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
John Henry Faulk
Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Cathy Baker
Buford
 Ramona Jones
Roy Acuff

### Guests

Hoyt Axton
The Million Dollar Band
Roy Clark
Jethro Burns
Chester Atkins
Johnny Gimble
Boots Randolph
Danny Davis
Floyd Cramer
Joe and Rose Lee Maphis

### Musicians

Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Hoyt Axton
* The Million Dollar Band
* Joe and Rose Lee Maphis

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

We're back again with somethin' new.
Hee Haw's been reborn.
Tonight we're gonna offer you
A whole new can of corn!
## Skits and Songs

* Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "Big Balls in Cowtown"
* The Naggers
	+ Letter from mother
* Honest Junior, Consumer Advocate
	+ Fly swatter
* Doc Campbell
	+ New baby
* Hoyt Axton
	+ "Wild Bull Rider"

* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Closed Chinese restaurant
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Fight with best girlfriend
* Kornfield Jokes
* The Hagers
	+ "Tennessee River"
* Goober's Service Station
	+ The Crosby Diamond
* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band

* Joe and Rose Lee Maphis, with Grandpa and Ramona
	+ "Goodbye Liza Jane"
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Billy Bob's new suit of clothes
* Knock-Knock
	+ It's Nolan
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ Where's George?
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Kornfield County Milking Contest
* KORN News
* The Million Dollar Band
	+ Instrumental

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* The Moonshiners
	+ Rotten whiskey
* The Joke Fence
	+ Hey, do you know what they gave the guy who invented the door knocker?
	No, what?
	The "no bell" prize.
* The Weather Girl
	+ Key West
* Hoyt Axton
	+ "Boozers Are Losers"

* Buck Trent
	+ "Uh-huh, oh yeah"
* Interview with John Henry Faulk
	+ Inspiring letter
* Bass Pro Junior
	+ How to tell a good fishin' spot
* Buck Owens
	+ "All Around Cowboy of 1964"
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Eighteen rooms for the night
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Old hat

* Roy Clark
	+ "I Ain't Got Nobody"
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Brother Ivan Odor
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie and Hoyt
	+ You told me last night, he was a humdinger
	And you were right proud of his family tree
	You told me the guy was really a swinger
	Hoyt Axton's lovin' was your cup of tea
* Salute!
	+ Ernie Soliday's hometown, Bullclub, Minnesota, population 152
* Justus O'Peace
	+ Do you plead guilty?
* The Hee Haw Gospel Quartet
	+ "Sweeping Through the Gates"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Goober's Service Station

**Goober's Service Station** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

George Lindsey reprises his role as Goober from *The Andy Griffith Show*. Jack Burns plays a city slicker con man trying to sell the rube something useless or stolen, but Goober always gets the better of him.

In Season 13, Chase Randolph plays Goober's cousin who is always working on his hot rod. Instead of the con man, Diana Goodman, Nancy Traylor, and Misty Rowe come to flirt with Chase, but he's more interested in his car.
Kojyo

**Kojyo Akatsuki** (暁 古城 *Akatsuki Kojō*) is the male protagonist of Strike the Blood.

He is available only as a main character in Dengeki Bunko: Crossing Void.

## Overview

*A high school student who is actually "The Fourth Progenitor", the strongest vampire in existence.*

*He has 12 Familiars that haven't fully obeyed him yet.*

## Journal

### Voice

**Lv. 2 affinity required**

**Lv. 4 affinity required**

**Lv. 6 affinity required**

**Lv. 8 affinity required**

**Lv. 10 affinity required**

### Quote

**Lv. 1 affinity required**

* *Back then, I thought we'd win if I just played hard enough.*
-- Strike the Blood Vol. 1: 51
* *I don't need vampire powers anyway, and I don't want anything to do with 'em if I can avoid it. I'm not cut out to be some hero anyway. Besides, to be honest, these crazy powers I've been given are beyond me.*
-- Strike the Blood Vol. 1: 52
* *Primogenitors don't die. Even if you impale their hearts or crush their heads, they still live on. I didn't understand it before, but now I'm getting the hang of it. To live alone for centuries or even millennia, even if you want to die... Yeah, you can't call that anything but a curse.*
-- Strike the Blood Vol. 1: 87

**Lv. 3 affinity required**

**Lv. 5 affinity required**

**Lv. 7 affinity required**

**Lv. 9 affinity required**

## Main • A.ATK

### Crossing Skills

 Yuuki | The 4th Progenitor & Sword Shaman

### Awaken

 II
 III
 IV
 V

### Talent

**The Fourth Progenitor**

Survives an incoming Vital Hit and restores HP equal to **%** ATK. Can be used only once in a battle.

 40

## Cheering

 A-Rank
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Episode 12-19

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gordie Tapp
Gunilla Hutton
 Grandpa Jones
Minnie Pearl
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Roni Stoneman
Kenny Price
Linda Thompson
Buck Trent
John Henry Faulk
Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Cathy Baker
Buford
Roy Acuff
Jack Burns

### Guests

Paul Anka
Sylvia
The Ralph Case Dancers
Chubby Wise

### Musicians

The Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Paul Anka
* Sylvia
* The Ralph Case Dancers
* Chubby Wise

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

We're back again with somethin' new.
Hee Haw's been reborn.
Tonight we're gonna offer you
A whole new can of corn!
## Skits and Songs

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* The Naggers
	+ Chicken that can hatch anything
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Little sister's birthday
* Justus O'Peace
	+ George has a job
* KORN News
* Paul Anka
	+ "Think I'm in Love Again"

* Bass Pro Junior
	+ What kind of bait
* "Uh-Huh, Oh Yeah"
	+ I'm from South Carolina
* Kornfield Jokes
* Roy Clark
	+ "I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes"
* The Weather Girl
	+ Pittsburgh dancing snowflakes
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Portrait of Billy Bob
* Riddle and Phelps
	+ We'll be right baaaack

* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Good Hearted Woman"
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Formal ceremonies
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Stubbed my toe on the butler
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - George Lindsay, Paul Anka
	+ For what you've been doing, I'm gonna spanka
	You're breaking the hearts of too many guys
	The latest I hear's my good friend Paul Anka
	Your loving lips tell too many lies
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Maynard borrowing twenty dollars
* Lulu Roman
	+ "I'd Be a Fool"

* The Ralph Case Cloggers with Roy Clark and Tommy Williams
* Salute!
	+ Paul Anka's hometown, Ottawa, Ontario, population 350,000
* Knock-Knock
	+ Barry
* Doc Campbell
	+ Fifty dollars and a sprained ankle
* Sylvia
	+ "It Don't Hurt to Dream"

* Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me - George, Grandpa, Jimmy, Paul
	+ We talked Paul Anka into singin' this little ditty
	But now he's thinkin' he might be sorry he did it
	We've been known to croon just a little bit out of tune
	Now the mayor's offered me the off-key to the city
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Ida Lee's new bikini
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ A bowl of cereal and four spoons
* Chubby Wise
	+ "Orange Blossom Special"
* John Henry Faulk Interview
	+ Eiffel Tower
* Hee Haw's All Jug Band

* Goober's Service Station
	+ Plant food
* Salute!
	+ Chubby Wise's hometown, Lake City, Florida, population 10,000
* The Moonshiners
	+ Junior and his wife like the same things
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Misty used too much postage
* Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw Gang
	+ "Sally Let Your Bangs Hang Down"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Merle Haggard

**Merle Ronald Haggard** (6 April 1937 – 6 April 2016) was an American country singer, songwriter, guitarist, and fiddler.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Haggard was born in Oildale, California, during the Great Depression. His childhood was troubled after the death of his father, and he was incarcerated several times in his youth. After being released from San Quentin State Prison in 1960, he managed to turn his life around and launch a successful country music career, gaining popularity with his songs about the working class that occasionally contained themes contrary to the prevailing anti-Vietnam War sentiment of much popular music of the time. Between the 1960s and the 1980s, he had thirty-eight number-one hits on the US country charts, several of which also made the *Billboard* all-genre singles chart. Haggard continued to release successful albums into the 2000s.

He received many honors and awards for his music, including a Kennedy Center Honor (2010), a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award (2006), a BMI Icon Award (2006), and induction into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame (1977), Country Music Hall of Fame (1994) and Oklahoma Music Hall of Fame (1997). He died on his 79th birthday at his ranch in Shasta County, California, having recently suffered from double pneumonia.

Haggard's last recording, a song called "Kern River Blues", described his departure from Bakersfield in the late 1970s and his displeasure with politicians. The song was recorded 9 February 2016 and features his son Ben on guitar. This record was released 12 May 2016.
Hank Cochran

**Garland Perry "Hank" Cochran** (2 August 1935 – 15 July 2010) was an American country music singer and songwriter.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Starting during the 1960s, Cochran was a prolific songwriter in the genre, including major hits by Patsy Cline, Ray Price, Eddy Arnold and others. Cochran was also a recording artist between 1962 and 1980, scoring seven times on the *Billboard* country music charts, with his greatest solo success being the No. 20 "Sally Was a Good Old Girl". In 2014, he was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame.
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Episode 12-18

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* T.G. Sheppard
* Bruce Jenner
* Reba McEntire

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

We're back again with somethin' new.
Hee Haw's been reborn.
Tonight we're gonna offer you
A whole new can of corn!
## Skits and Songs

* The Phenomenal Hee Haw Fiddle Ensemble - Ramona Jones, Roy Acuff, Jana Jae, Roy Clark, Tommy Williams
	+ Instrumental medley
* The Weather Girl
	+ Alabama cold front
* Knock-Knock
	+ Sam
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Gossip
* T.G. Sheppard
	+ "Do You Wanna Go to Heaven"

* Kornfield Jokes
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "I Really Had a Ball Last Night"
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ The world is getting smaller
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Inside room
* Salute!
	+ Bruce Jenner's hometowns, Ossining, New York, Tarrytown, New York, Newtown, Connecticut, San Jose, California, Lamoni, Iowa, and now Los Angeles
* The Naggers
	+ Mama here with us

* Reba McEntire
	+ "Up to Heaven"
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ Ain't had a date in three weeks
* Doc Campbell
	+ Bruce Jenner's physical
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Private country club
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ John Henry Faulk's hometown
* The Hagers
	+ "Little Boy Blue"

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* KORN News
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Billy Bob said you saw us kissing
* T.G. Sheppard
	+ "I Feel Like Loving You Again"

* The Gossip Girls - Gunilla, Misty, Lulu, Linda, Bruce
	+ We all love to watch Bruce Jenner work out
	We watch him exercise for days and longer
	Bruce is known as our Olympic strongman
	But he leaves us with feelings even stronger
* Goober's Service Station
	+ Designer jacket
* Salute!
	+ Reba McEntire's hometown, Chockie, Oklahoma, population 18,
	then Stringtown, Oklahoma, population 553
* Roy Clark, Rodney Lay and the Wild West
	+ "Steel Guitar Rag"
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Annual police show
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, T.G. Sheppard
	+ You're wilder than the wildest leopard
	When you make love, you roar out for more
	Scared of his life, was T.G. Sheppard
	Who never had lovin' just like that before
* John Henry Faulk Interview
	+ Cure unemployment
* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
* Justus O'Peace
	+ No alimony

* Reba McEntire
	+ "I Don't Think Love Ought to Be That Way"
* Honest Junior, Consumer Advocate
	+ Bean bag chairs
* Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
	+ Pork chop casserole two feet long
	Garden green salad that can't be wrong
	Fried corn, eggplant, and good iced tea
	And fresh pumpkin pie, what more could there be?
	Yum, yum!
* Hee Haw Dictionary
	+ Balks
* The Moonshiners
	+ Lisa, why don't you wipe off your chin
* The Joke Fence - Roni
	+ I crossed a camel with the Fightin' Irish.
	What'd you get?
	The Humpback of Notre Dame!
* Hee Haw's Gospel Quartet
	+ "If We Never Meet Again"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Gunilla Hutton

**Gunilla Hutton** (born 15 May 1944, Gothenburg, Sweden) is an American actress and singer. She is known for her role as Billie Jo Bradley in *Petticoat Junction*.

She was a regular cast member in *Hee Haw*.

## Personal Life

Born Gunilla Wiklund, she attended Arlington Heights High School in Fort Worth, Texas. She appeared in such game shows as *Match Game*, *Password*, and *Family Feud*.

She had an extramarital relationship with Nat King Cole. Hutton telephoned his wife, Maria Cole, to tell her to divorce him. Maria, in turn, confronted her husband. Cole ended the relationship with Hutton after being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer.
Margo Smith

**Margo Smith** (born Betty Lou Miller, 9 April 1942, Dayton, Ohio) is an American country music singer.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

In the 1970s, she was a popular female country vocalist, acquiring two No. 1 hits on the country charts during that time, "Don't Break the Heart That Loves You" and "It Only Hurts for a Little While", both country music remakes of previous pop music standards. She is also considered a "world class yodeler".

In the late 1970s, after releasing 1979's *A Woman* album, Smith's image metamorphosed and became more risque in both her costumes and recorded material, like 1979's top 10 country hit, "Still a Woman".
Buddy Alan

**Buddy Alan** (born Alan Edgar Owens, 23 May 1948) is an American country music artist, and the son of Buck Owens and Bonnie Owens and stepson of Merle Haggard.

He was a frequent guest cast member in *Hee Haw*, usually appearing with his father.

## Biography

Born in Mesa, Arizona, Alan founded a rock band called the Chosen Few at age fourteen before turning his interests to country music. When Bonnie Owens divorced Buck and married Merle Haggard, Alan moved to Arizona with his mother and new stepfather.

Crediting himself as Buddy Alan, he charted for the first time in 1968 with "Let the World Keep on A-Turnin'", a duet with Buck Owens that reached Top Ten on the country charts. This was followed by "When I Turn Twenty-One", which Haggard co-wrote. Alan toured with his father and released an album entitled *Wild, Free and Twenty One*. Later on, he charted again in the Top 20 with "Cowboy Convention", a duet with Owens' guitarist Don Rich, and earned a Most Promising Male Artist award from the Academy of Country Music. He continued to chart into the 1970s, but retired from the music business in 1978 to attend college. After that, he became a music director at local radio stations, and was voted four times as *Billboard* Music Director of the Year.
Episode 11-25

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gordie Tapp
Gunilla Hutton
 Grandpa Jones
Minnie Pearl
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Roni Stoneman
Kenny Price
Linda Thompson
Buck Trent
Nashville Edition
John Henry Faulk
Grady Nutt
Cathy Baker
Beauregard Jr.
George Lindsey
Roy Acuff

### Guests

Dennis Weaver
Dottsy
Randy Boone
Woody Woodbury

### Musicians

Willie Ackerman
Jana Jae
Leon Rhodes

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Tammy Wynette
* Jimmie Rodgers
* Big Al Downing
* Our own Barbi Benton

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!

## Skits and Songs

* The Clark Clan
	+ "Sweet Bunch of Daisies"
* The Quilting Bee
* John Henry Faulk interview
* Justus O'Peace
* Tammy Wynette
	+ "Womanhood"

* Kornfield Jokes
* Big Al Downing
	+ "Touch Me"
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Maynard writes Linda a love letter
* Doc Campbell
	+ Nurse Goodbody invents a new tonic

* Buck Owens
	+ "I've Got Love in My Heart for You Babe"
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ Bad ham
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Seminary funeral
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - George Lindsey, Big Al Downing
	+ Buying a dress for you gives me crazies
	You can't believe the problems I face
	I like the one covered with daisies
	Al Downing likes you in midnight lace
* Jimmie Rodgers
	+ "A Good, Good Woman Likes to Drink with the Boys"
* The Hambone Brothers
	+ "Station Break"

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Salute!
	+ Big Al Downing's hometown, Spencer, Massachusetts, population 10,300
* Barbi Benton
	+ "Do You Like Older Women"
* KORN News
* The Moonshiners

* Big Al Downing
	+ "I Ain't No Fool"
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Rejuvenatin' cream
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - George Lindsey, Tammy Wynette
	+ Now let me make a simple confession
	A night in my life I'll never forget
	That was the night I learned my lesson
	Got myself caught in Tammy's Wynette
* Salute!
	+ Eunice and Lou King's hometown Amana, Iowa, population 1,650
* The Joke Fence
	+ I crossed a chicken with a racehorse.
	 What did you get?
	A hen that lays odds.
* Jimmie Rodgers
	+ "I Have You"

* Goober's Service Station
	+ Irish Sweepstakes
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ I lost my key
* The Naggers
	+ Selling the cow
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
* Hee Haw Dictionary
	+ "Braid"
* Buck Owens, Kenny Price, Roy Clark
	+ "Candy Kisses"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Episode 13-02

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gunilla Hutton
Gordie Tapp and Roni Stoneman
Minnie Pearl and Grandpa Jones
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Buck Trent
Kenny Price and Linda Thompson
John Henry Faulk
Reverend Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Chase Randolph, Diana Goodman, Nancy Traylor
Slim Pickens
Cathy Baker
Buford
Roy Acuff
Jesse Rose
Ramona Jones
 Jana Jae
Tommy Williams
Stan Kann

### Guests

Loretta Lynn
Conway Twitty
The Million Dollar BandRoy Clark
Jethro Burns
Chester Atkins
Johnny Gimble
Boots Randolph
Danny Davis
Floyd CramerDian Hart

### Musicians

Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* '82 with special guests:

* Loretta Lynn
* Conway Twitty
* Dian Hart
* The Million Dollar Band

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

## Skits and Songs

* Hee Haw Honky Tonk
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Billy Bob wants to go to the dance
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Susie's romantic marriage
* The Moonshiners
	+ Feel your liquor?
* The Naggers
	+ Momma's lost her teeth
* Loretta Lynn
	+ "Secret Love"

* The Joke Fence - Lulu
	+ I crossed a homing pigeon with a parrot.
	What'd you get?
	A bird that ask directions if it gets lost
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "The Kansas City Song"
* Goober's Service Station
	+ Kissin' Booth
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Learning to juggle tennis balls
* Doc Campbell
	+ Stand by the window and stick out your tongue
* Kornfield Jokes
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Reprobates

* Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
	+ Pinocchio
* Conway Twitty
	+ "Tight Fittin' Jeans"
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Slim's big date
* Salute!
	+ The Hee Haw Theater in Branson, Missouri, population a thousand seats
* Dian Hart
	+ "You Don't Know Me"

* Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
	+ Roy Clark, Roy Acuff, Ramona Jones, Jana Jae, Tommy Williams
* KORN News
* Salute!
	+ Dian Hart's hometown, Chatsworth, California, population 68,000
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Misty's box
* John Henry Faulk's American Inventions
	+ Football
* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band

* Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty
	+ "Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man"
* Knock-Knock
	+ Omar
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Night clerk Maynard
* Real Incredible
	+ Calvin Packer (Jimmie Riddle) - Chicken caller
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Rich Little called for a date
* Dian Hart
	+ "9 to 5"

* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Kenny Price, Loretta Lynn
	+ Darlin' tonight I'm just drinkin' water
	And who do I hear singin' our song?
	Nobody but the coal miner's daughter
	Loretta said our breakup was all wrong
* Justus O'Peace
	+ Ida Lee poisoned Lavern's coffee
* The Weather Girl
	+ Switzerland Saturday night
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Stan's bunion fitting tool
* The Million Dollar Band
	+ "Born to Lose" medley

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "So Long"
Gordie's General Store

**Gordie's General Store** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

Gordie Tapp plays the owner of an old-fashioned general store, handling complaints and taking orders from Kornfield County customers. He is later joined by his dim-witted assistant Maynard, played by Gailard Sartain. Maynard continuously loses Gordie money, but is always looking for a raise.

A later variation has Stan Kann bringing obscure antique mechanical gadgets to show and sell, but he always bumbles the demonstration and the other patrons usher him out of the store.
Brenda Lee

**Brenda Lee** (born Brenda Mae Tarpley, 11 December 1944) is an American performer and the top-charting solo female vocalist of the 1960s.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

She sang rockabilly, pop and country music, had forty-seven US chart hits during the 1960s, and is ranked fourth in that decade, surpassed only by Elvis Presley, the Beatles and Ray Charles. She is known for her 1960 hit "I'm Sorry", and 1958's "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree", which has become a Christmas standard.

At four feet nine inches tall (approximately 145 cm), she received the nickname "Little Miss Dynamite" in 1957 after recording the song "Dynamite" when she was twelve. She was one of the earliest pop stars to have a major contemporary international following.

In 1969, Lee returned to the charts with her recording "Johnny One Time" penned by A.L. "Doodle" Owens and Dallas Frazier. The song reached #3 on *Billboard's* Adult Contemporary Chart and #41 on *Billboard's* Hot 100. The song also earned Lee her second Grammy nomination for Best Pop Female Vocal. Later success came with a return to her roots as a country singer, with a string of hits through the 1970s and 1980s. She is a member of the Rock and Roll, Country Music, and Rockabilly Halls of Fame. She is also a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award recipient. Lee is the only woman to be inducted into both the Rock and Roll and Country Music Halls of Fame. She lives in Nashville, Tennessee.
Grandpa Jones

**Louis Marshall "Grandpa" Jones** (20 October 1913 – 19 February 1998) was an American banjo player and "old time" country and gospel music singer. He is a member of the Country Music Hall of Fame. He was a regular cast member in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

His father was a fiddle player, and his mother was a ballad singer. Jones spent his teenage years in Akron, Ohio, where he began singing country music tunes on a radio show on WJW. In 1931, Jones joined the Pine Ridge String Band, that provided the musical accompaniment for the very popular *Lum and Abner* show. By 1935 his pursuit of a musical career took him to WBZ (AM) radio in Boston, Massachusetts, where he met musician/songwriter Bradley Kincaid, who gave him the nickname "Grandpa" because of his off-stage grumpiness at early-morning radio shows. Jones liked the name and decided to create a stage persona based around it.

Performing as Grandpa Jones, he played the guitar or banjo, yodeled, and sang mostly old-time ballads. By 1937, Jones had made his way to West Virginia, where Cousin Emmy taught Jones the art of the clawhammer style of banjo playing, which gave a rough backwoods flavor to his performances. In 1942, Jones joined WLW in Cincinnati, Ohio. It was there that he met fellow Kentuckian Merle Travis. In 1943, they made their recording debuts together for Syd Nathan's upstart King Records. Jones was making records under his own name for King by 1944 and had his first hit with "It's Raining Here This Morning".

His recording career was put on hold when he enlisted in the United States Army during World War II. Discharged in 1946, he recorded again for King. In March 1946, he moved to Nashville, Tennessee and started performing on the Grand Ole Opry. He married Ramona Riggins 14 October 1946. As an accomplished performer herself, she would take part in his performances. Jones' vaudeville humor was a bridge to television. His more famous songs include "T for Texas", "Are You from Dixie", "Night Train to Memphis", "Mountain Dew", and "Eight More Miles to Louisville".
Natasha Romanoff

**Natasha Romanoff** is a Russian counter intelligence agent and assassin also known as the **Black Widow**. She would later become a member of the Avengers.

## Biography

### The Red Room

She lived in a foster care home in Stalingrad when her city was bombed and attacked by Russian Separatists. She survived with her foster sister Katenka Timofey and were both recruited by a man named Ilya Fyodor for a new assassin program at the Red Room Academy where they were trained to blend in with the Western society. At some point rumors of the Sovjet Union falling apart came through and in order to preserve the project, they were moved to a different location. They continued training until finally the day of the Graduation Ceremony happened and Natasha and Katenka were sparring. When Natasha got the upperhand, she was forced to kill Katenka and passed the final test, before being carted off to a medical facility by Fyodor's men. Years later she was fully integrated in the American society and took down a target, when she noticed she was followed by a mysterious person.