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Jar Jar Mk 1

Mk 1 generates an energy ball.

### Powers

TeleportationEnergy beamTelekinesis and force chokeResistant to bullets and lightsabers

Jar Jar Mark 1 was the first Jar Jar clone to be activated and was one of the most powerful clones. Throughout his 73 year lifespan, Mk 1 murdered the last members of Behr Squad, hunted Justin while he was in his dream state, and kidnapped E.T. and Elliott.

Mk 1 is the most prevalent clone, terrorizing the world in Saving Private Ivan, NKBANGERS: The Movie, and E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar.

## Biography

### Activation

Like the other Jar Jar clones, Mk 1 was created by Nazi Germany to be a supersoldier to combat the allied forces. The project was never completed, leading to complete instability in the clones.

At the end of WWII, a Nazi base was infiltrated by the remaining soldiers of Behr Squad (Pvt. Fammus, Pvt. Obolensky, and Pvt. Karev). Inside the base, the soldiers found a series of Nazi secret experiments and accidentally triggered Mk 1. As the first clone awoken, Mk 1 killed the squad and activated his fellow clones.

Jar Jar Mk 1 united with the other clones and subsequently amassed a gang of loyal followers. After escaping Germany, the clones began kidnapping and murdering powerful force users, including Rey. Mk 1 led the invasion of the Dream World with his fellow clones.

### Justin's Dream

In 2015, various NKBANGERS ate rotten Macadamia Nuts and were pursued in dream states by the Jar Jar clones.

Mk 1 appeared in Justin's dream and chased him. Jar Jar Mk 1 was eventually defeated in a brawl with Justin and was forced to leave the dream world.

### Kidnapping E.T. and Elliot

In 2018, two of Mk 1's henchmen kidnapped and tortured E.T. and Elliott. E.T. managed to escape, prompting Jar Jar Mk 1 to teleport and confront him. E.T. was meeting Kit Fisto at the time, and through Master Fisto's lightsaber mastery and E.T.'s powerful finger circle, Mk 1 was forced to flee.

### Death

While transporting Elliott to another location, Jar Jar Mk 1 and his henchmen were attacked by E.T. After being freed by E.T., Elliott used the Infinity Gauntlet to block Mk 1's energy beam. Mk 1's reign of terror was eventually killed when E.T. tricked him into looking at a finger circle.

## Abilities and Powers

Despite his insanity, Mk 1 was skilled in unarmed combat. He was the leader of the Jar Jar clones and other henchmen.

Like all Jar Jars, Mk 1 could teleport between timelines. He could also cast energy balls and force energy beams.

## References

1. ↑ Saving Private Ivan
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 NKBANGERS: The Movie
Jar Jar Mk 39

> "Bruh." - Mk 39
>
>

Jar Jar Mk 39 is one of the many evil clones of Jar Jar Binks.

## Biography

Jar Jar Mk 39 interrupted the NKBANGERS when they were having a meeting two weeks after rescuing Colin. Mk 39 seeming walked into the NKBANG headquarters by accident. The NKBANGERS realized that Jar Jar clones are not just a hallucination caused by rotten Macadamia Nuts and are in fact corporeal beings who haunted the NKBANGERS through their dreams.

Before Mk 39 could do any damage, E.T. appeared from a portal on his quest to destroy all Jar Jars. E.T. shot the clone multiple times with a shotgun.

## Powers

The powers of Mk 39 are unknown, but it is likely that he was a skilled force user like the other clones.

## References

1. ↑ NKBANGERS: The Movie
2. ↑ E.T. 5: The Final Chapter: Destroy All Jar Jars
John

John as seen from FLAKE

John is a former NKBANGER and a member of FLAKE.

## History

Early history of John can be recounted on a bus with other NKBANGERS before the group was known as that. He joined the NKBANGERS but never appeared in a video officially. In 2020 he lived in FLAKE House with other members of FLAKE.

## Trivia

* He likes football.
* He lived in FLAKE House.
* He used to own a popular Minecraft server.
Timelines

The NKBANGERS universe takes place in multiple timelines, with some special beings having the power to travel between timelines.

## Known Timelines

* Timeline 1: The majority of the in-universe NKBANGERS videos take place here.
* Timeline 4: The Dream World
* Timeline 885: The Matrix

## Special Timelines

* Timeline 0: The meta of the channel (real-world events)

## Travellers

The following individuals have the power to travel between timelines:

* E.T.
* Jar Jar clones
The Yogscast

The Yogscast Logo

The Yogscast is a group located primarily in the United Kingdom.

## IN RELATIONS TO NKBANGERS

The Yogscast have played several maps created by Travis in Garry's Mod. Some videos featuring Travis' maps are:

* We summon a gigantic demon that shoots eye lasers | Gmod TTT
* RANDOM PROP LAUNCHER! | Gmod TTT
* CAN WE KILL GOD?! | Gmod TTT
* THIS ROUND SHOULDN'T EXIST! | Gmod TTT
* #NOTMYDETECTIVE | Gmod TTT
* WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT | Gmod TTT
* EVERYONE TRIES THE INTRO to GMOD TTT!
* RANDOM PROP LAUNCHER! | Gmod TTT
* WELCOME TO VAULT 69! | Gmod TTT
* DON'T PUSH ME!! | Gmod TTT

## Trivia

* All members of the NKBANGERS were fans of The Yogscast growing up, and some still watch them today.
* The Yogscast has many members, and have created many shows and series.
* According to Travis, his 6th grade version of himself would never imagine the Yogscast would play something made by him.
* Travis has a wikipage on the Yogscast Wiki as well, which can be found here.
Nkbangeaux Wine

nkbangeaux Wine, also known as Prison Pruno and hooch, is an alcoholic drink made by Justin and Zavier in 2021.

## Ingredients

* Grape juice (bottle)
* Sugar
* Yeast

## Steps

* Take a cup of grape juice out of the bottle
* Put 1 cup of sugar into the grape juice bottle.
* Put yeast into grape juice bottle.
* Slowly turn the bottle a few times to mix the ingredients.
* Let it sit for 10 days.
* Strain the liquid out into a container.

## The Reveal

After 10 days, the NKBANGERS reconvened at Pat's house. They all tried the nkbaneaux wine, with everyone agreeing it did taste like wine. Colin ended up spitting his out in shock into Pat's mothers tomato plants, much to her dismay. Lucas did not drink anything due to not drinking and always being the ride for safety. Sam thought that the wine tasted like wine but with vodka mixed in. Travis, Zavier, Nick, Justin, and Pat all thought it was good, with Pat finishing his cup first.

## Trivia

* Justin drank some of the grape juice with the ingredients freshly put in as he was making it, thus ingesting raw yeast.
* Pat's parents warned the NKBANGERS to be careful when drinking it, but it was likely more aimed towards Pat.
* Colin spit his drink twice into Pat's mothers plants, which caused her to intervene.
* According to Bee, nkbangeaux wine would go great with Rhode Island Style Nachos.
Jar Jar Mk 57

Jar Jar Mk 57 is a clone of Jar Jar that resides in the dream world.

## Biography

Although created to be a Nazi supersoldier, Mk 57 was prematurely activated by Mk 1 with the rest of the clones in 1945. After leaving Germany, Mk 57 inhabited the dream realm.

In a stress-induced state, Travis entered the dream world in 2016 and assumed the form of Dream Travis. He was confronted by Mk 57. A brief fight ensued, with Mk 57 embodying the power of Travis's stress. Travis awakened into the real world after a hard shove into the ground.

## Traits

Mk 57's powers are unknown. Mk 57 dwells in the snowy wasteland of the dream world and is clothed in sweatpants, a hoodie, and a red cape.
FBI Director Ben Dover

Ben Dover was the FBI Director during 2021.

## Biography

Ben Dover rose to the rank of FBI Director sometime in 2021. After the President's Son was killed in a motor accident due to jaywalking and from a driver not able to read a stop sign, the President ordered Dover to created P.E.E.D.- Parking Enforcement Education Division. The agents part of P.E.E.D. were known as the Jaywalk Cops. Upon creation, Dover was put in charge of it and personally handled enforcement.

Dover would immediately exhibit traits of excessive force and police brutality. He would bait people into jaywalking, telling them it was okay and then beating them when he tackled them. This happened often, with Dover taking glee in his actions and seeing nothing wrong by it.

At some point, Dover was walking in Wickford and jaywalked across the street. He was spotted doing this by another member of the Jaywalk Cops and was chased. The Jaywalk Cop threw a beach ball at him, knocking him to the floor. After a short fight, Dover, already in handcuffs, escaped from the Cop and ran away. Ben Dover has been on the run ever since.

## Characteristics

Ben Dover is a corrupt man, using his power to his advantage. Being said, he also has a soft side, such as when he comforted the President when his son died. When he baited a civilian to jaywalking, he put down his gun on his victim's back, showing he could not think things through.
Zavier-Server

Part of a map of a sector from Zavier-Server

## Overview

Zavier-Server was the original Minecraft Server for the NKBANGERS before the NKBANGERS group existed. It was played on day and night, and even had its own democracy. It was made, owned, and managed by Zavier in 2011 or 2012. It was succeeded by Zavier-Server 2.

## Inhabitants

Before the NKBANGERS group was formed officially, all the members of it would play on Zavier-Server. This included all NKBANGERS, current, inactive, and former. Other known inhabitants were friends of Zavier's and other members.

In-game, inhabitants included Creepers, Skeletons, Zombies, Endermen, Silverfish, the Ender Dragon, Pigmen, and passive mobs such as cows, wolves, pigs, etc. The server was active in 2011, 2012 so only mobs up to those dates were present.

## Whitelisted Players

* Nick
* ansley02
* Zavier
* Zavier's other account
* dogboy39
* happychechebean
* Josh
* Jordan
* Joran
* killshot426
* killthothin
* kirbycarr2
* lulubean48
* Sam
* Michaeldad
* Nick R
* Ryan
* Aidan
* talygirl
* tomrish
* Travis
* tmello
* xboxboy300
* Numerous Other Members

## Factions

Many factions existed on Zavier-Server.

* Gondor- Gondor was considered the strongest faction on the Server.
* Hobbits- Hobbits was another faction, and worked well with Gondor.
* Arsonists- Arsonists was a faction but wasn't very strong.
* leedleleedleleedlelee- The faction had 2 members in it, one being Jordan, who created it.
* Bangers- Bangers was a faction but had no influence on the name NKBANGERS.
* Nailios- A faction that was either pronounced [Nail-eos] or [Naol-I-O-S]
* Etc.

## Democracy

A democracy was formed to keep order and everyone happy on the server. Whenever things were intense or starting to rise to that level, a meeting would be held in the Sky Court, a floating court above the world spawn at the height limit. The meetings would include who would be let on the server, who would be banned, and to solve problems.

## Trivia

* There was a whitelist.
* Nick R was banned from the server temporarily.
* Sam was considered the best builder on the server, and was known as the Server's Architect.
* Everyone wanted to play on it and constantly asked to be allowed to.
Chesterfield Homeless Cake

The Chesterfield Homeless Cake fresh out the oven

The Chesterfield Homeless Cake is a cake made out of free ingredients. It was first baked in 2023.

## Ingredients

* Eggs from a Bird nest
* Sugar from a Coffee Shop
* Milk from a free Market Customer Bar
* Butter from the excess Milk
* Flour from bread from a Dumpster
* Peanuts from airport (optional)

## Steps

* Grind up the bread so it becomes a flour-like substance.
* Grind up the peanuts so it creates a powder (optional).
* Churn the milk so it becomes butter.
* Mix the butter with the flour and peanuts.
* Add the sugar to the mix.
* Crack the eggs into a bowl and mix it with the milk.
* Mix all ingredients together.
* Pour the mix into a pan and place in the oven at 350 degrees.
* Bake for an hour.
* Let it cool and serve.

## The Reveal

After completing the Chesterfield Homeless Cake, Travis, Justin, and Steve Harveigh each had a slice of the cake. Justin rated the cake a 5/10. Steve rated it a 3/10. Finally, Travis rated it a solid 10/10. At the end of the video, the idea rose to try and turn the cake into something else. The leftovers would later become the Frankenstein Grilled Cheese.
EVE

> "3, 2, 1, blastoff!"
>
>

Scanning for lifeforms.

Can survive in space conditions

EVE is a sentient female robot and the lover of WALL-EIY. EVE's original job was to search Earth for lifeforms but now assists WALL-EIY with protecting the rare plant lifeform.

## Biography

In 2015, EVE landed on Earth after taking a landing craft from a spaceship. Tasked with finding life from the Captain and AUTO, EVE immediately falls in love with WALL-EIY.

After discovering that WALL-EIY found a rare plant species, EVE engages her rocket boosters and brings the two of them back to the Captain. AUTO revealed that his true purpose is to keep the residents of his spaceship in space.

EVE and WALL-EIY are pursued around the spaceship until the Captain defeats AUTO and allows everyone to land. EVE was last seen helping WALL-EIY plant the rare species into the ground of Earth.

## Powers

As a probe droid, EVE is much more powerful than WALL-EIY. EVE is able to launch herself through space using rocket boosters in her legs and can scan the area for lifeforms.
Rey

Rey in The Force Awakens[[1]]

> "*They are kidnapping people like my daughter Rey and murdering them.*"
> ― Kit Fisto
>
>

Rey was a human Jedi who was killed fighting the Jar Jar clones.

## Biography

Rey was born to Kit Fisto sometime after the fall of the Jedi order. Before 2018, Rey was kidnapped and killed by a Jar Jar clone for some unknown reason.

## Trivia

* No Daisy Ridley did not join our YouTube channel...it was an (almost) life sized cardboard cutout.

## References

1. ↑ https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rey\_Skywalker
2. ↑ E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar
The NKBANGERS Olympics

The NKBANGERS Olympics was an event held on Cojuzatra Island. The games were held on June 4th, 2022.

## The Game

3 contestants were flown in to compete in the NKBANGERS Olympics in the hopes of winning a plane ticket off the island, as well as a brand new 2022 Toyota Corolla. The contestants were Zavier (who also acted as the host), Travis, and Justin. Sam and Colin were on the island too to help with the games, but did not compete.

## The Challenges

### Challenge #1: Soy Sauce Shots

The contestants have to do a shot of Soy Sauce. Before drinking, each contestant has to smell it first. At once, all contestants drink at the same time. The winner was Justin, since Zavier took a drink after the shot. Travis also lost despite taking the shot without a drink after. For winning Challenge 1, Justin was awarded a shot of hot sauce with root beer mixed with it.

### Challenge #2: Firework Chair

The contestnants have to sit on a wooden chair with spaces in it while various firework and related items are lit underneath it. Once lit, they would shoot into the seat of the chair. Justin lasted 22 seconds, Zavier lasted 11 seconds, and Travis lasted 25 seconds, making Travis the winner of Challenge 2. All contestants burned holes in their pants, and some through their underwear as well.

### Challenge #3: Blender Offender

The contestants had to drink a blended mix of various ingredients. The drink consisted of: spicy brown mustard, caramel, applecider vinegar, tomato paste juice, sour cream, goldfish, coconut milk, pickle juice, peanut butter, and sprinkles. The contestants drink it at the same time. Travis spit his out, while Justin started to throw up. Zavier took more sips of the drink, saying how he could taste more ingridients than others. As Justin was throwing up, Sam threw something at Justin, making him spill his drink on the front of his pants. Zavier won the challenge, but Justin was given the victory for unknown reasons, likely because he threw up.

### Challenge #4: Eating Raw Cinnamon

The contestants eat powdered raw cinnamon without dying. The cinnamon is put on a spoon and all put it in their mouths at the same time. Zavier and Travis coughed and choked, and drank water. Justin held it in his mouth, technically making him win the challenge.

## Final Results

Justin won the NKBANGERS Olympics, thus earning a plane ticket back home and a brand new 2022 Toyota Corolla. Zavier lost overall (despite winning Challenge #3) and had to be hit with the chair from Challenge #2 until it broke.

## Trivia

* The NKBANGERS Olympics were held on Cojuzatra Island.
* Sam and Colin did not compete.
* All contestants burned holes through their clothes in Challenge #2.
Justin

Justin, as of his early years. Date forgotten.

## Overview

Justin is a member of NKBANGERS. He's the groups leading member of DnD (Dungeons and Dragons) and tries to get the other members to play. Despite being in a relationship, it's his goal to pleasure Travis in any way he can. One of the first scripts he wrote confused and saddened the NKBANGERS.

## Biography

Not much is known of Justin. There are hints that he is human, but it's still unknown.

## Powers and abilities

Fist fighting (kinda)

DnD stuff

Making Travis do what he wants
Master Sampson

Master Sampson dueling with Darth Lucas

Master Sampson is a Jedi Master and member of the Jedi Council. At some point prior to 0 BBY, he made his way to Earth and found the NKBANGERS. In 2015, a Sith Lord named Darth Lucas also made his way to Earth and befriended Master Sampson, both unaware of each others affiliations. They both then rode speeder bikes gleefully in a basement. After they were off their speeder bikes, it was revealed they were part of the Jedi Order and Sith Order respectfully, The two engaged in a lightsaber fight, each fighting with all they had. During the battle, Master Sampson asked Darth Lucas how many children he had, and how many were actually his, insinuating that Master Sampson broke the Jedi Code and had children with the Sith. The battle was left undecided however as NKBANGERS needed to use the basement for filming in.

## Trivia

* Master Sampson was played by Sam.
* The video where Master Sampson and Darth Lucas fought was not meant to happen. Sam and Lucas had lightsabers and decided to duel with them.
* Sam actually does know lightsaber forms, such as Form III and Form IV.
Darth Lucas

Darth Lucas dueling with Master Sampson.

Darth Lucas is a Sith Lord and member of the Sith Order. At some point prior to 0 BBY, he made his way to Earth and found the NKBANGERS. In 2015, a Jedi Master named Master Sampson also made his way to Earth and befriended Darth Lucas, both unaware of each others affiliations. They both then rode speeder bikes gleefully in a basement. After they were off their speeder bikes, it was revealed they were part of the Jedi Order and Sith Order respectfully, The two engaged in a lightsaber fight, each fighting with all they had. During the battle, Master Sampson asked Darth Lucas how many children he had, and how many were actually his, insinuating that Master Sampson broke the Jedi Code and had children with the Sith. The battle was left undecided however as NKBANGERS needed to use the basement for filming in.

## Trivia

* Darth Lucas was played by Lucas.
* The video where Master Sampson and Darth Lucas fought was not meant to happen. Sam and Lucas had lightsabers and decided to duel with them.
* Lucas knows a few lightsabers moves, mostly from Form III.
Chillville 2

Chillville as taken from Bee

Chillville was a village in Minecraft, constructed by NKBANGERS and used as a way to escape from the burdens of the Covid-19 Pandemic and lockdown. It was founded in 2021 and is the second Chillville server created, the first being Chillville or Chillville 1.

## History

Chillville was created by Lindsey, using a special Resource Pack to help make it better which she also created. The NKBANGERS and friends sought out from the spawn to find a good location for Chillville to settle, and decided on basing it around a large hill and mountain.

Chillville is no longer active.

## Inhabitants

Many NKBANGERS inhabited the world, along with friends of them.

## Landmarks

* Lindsey's Shop
* Travis' Base
* Justin's House
* Lucas' Hut
* The Mountainside House
* The Super Smash Bros. Roster Pixel Art Statues
* Lucas' House
* The Ender House
* Nick's Base
* Justin's Gameshow Cave
Hoe

Hoe (left)

Hoe is one of E.T.'s allies. Not much is known about her life before the events of E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar.

## Biography

Hoe is seen at E.T.'s house partying with E.T. and Elliot (also known as Colin). She posed with them seductively and threw her hands up as money was being thrown. As they were partying, Hoe checked her phone, unaware of her surroundings. At that moment, two armed thugs entered the house looking for E.T. As soon as Hoe was spotted, the thugs shot Hoe dead, as then moved to apprehend their targets.

## Legacy

The two armed thugs, who were Jar Jar Mk 1's henchmen, were killed later on, thus avenging Hoe.

## Characteristics

Hoe seemingly only hung out with E.T. and Elliot due to their wealth and status. She had pink hair and wore no shoes, along with a black dress. She also possessed a hat she wore as she was being shot.
E.T. (series)

### Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU\_6Vptn8AQ&list=PLO-zNT2sYcWhk2oEbnA9wkrLS4mwPmhd7&index=6

### Series

E.T. (series)NKBANGER Legendarium

E.T. is the series of NKBANGER films that center around E.T.

## History

The E.T. NKBANGER films are continuations of the original E.T. film from 1982. YouTuber FilthyFrank created a short film on October 26th, 2015 called E.T. 2, which was a supposed sequel to the original film. Less than a month later, the NKBANGERS released E.T. 3: Lost in New York on November 14th, 2015. Starting off as just a parody, the E.T. series of short films became part of the NKBANGER Legendarium (the canon timeline for some of the NKBANGER films).

## Actors

Zavier played E.T. in the E.T. films while Colin played Elliot. However, it was retconned that Elliot was now just Colin.

## NKBANGER Lore

The story the E.T. series initially started as a fun video, but then was incorporated into the NKBANGER Legendarium. E.T. and Colin were trying to stop the Jar Jar clones in North Kingstown from their evil ways.

## E.T. (series)

* E.T. 3: Lost in New York
* E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar
* E.T. 5: The Final Chapter: Destroy All Jar Jars
Cojuzatra Island

Cojuzatra Island from above

Cojuzatra Island was an island in the Pacific Ocean. It was the home of the NKBANGERS Olympics.

## History

Much of the island's history in unknown, but it was likely created by erosion, volcanic eruptions, or tectonic plates rising. The island was deserted until the NKBANGERS found it. Conjuzatra Island was the home of the NKBANGERS Olympics, and one of the prizes was the ability to leave the island.

The island harbored a kitchen, a field which strikingly resembled Colin's Field, and a backyard swing seat. It also had a road on it, but seemingly was not in use. Trees, bushes, and grass also grew year round.

During the NKBANGERS Olympics, Justin won and was able to leave the island via a plane ticket. It was likely that the other NKBANGERS escaped the island by other means.

## Trivia

* A singular rat was known to have inhabited the island.
FLAKE

Flake was a group composed of NKBANGERS and inactive NKBANGERS during 2020-2021 or 22.

The members of flake composed of Travis, Aidan, Cam, Jake, and John.

## History

FLAKE was founded in April, 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic as well as the global lockdown. Their house was known as FLAKE house and was the site of chill shenanigans. Not long after, the group would disband due to their lease being over.

## Projects

* OATMEAL PODCAST
* OPERATION SOCIAL DISTANCE
* Universal Yums!
* Other

## Trivia

* The FLAKE group came into being after members and former members of NKBANGERS decided they wanted to live together.
* John ended up getting Covid, thus failing OPERATION SOCIAL DISTANCE.
* The FLAKE house was next door to Austin, another former NKBANGER.
* The FLAKE house was also next door to Pat.
Agent Spanov

Agent Spanov was an agent for the KGB and a well-respected and influential Russian.

## Biography

Agent Spanov was a high-ranking member of KGB and state police and therefore had immense power and authority.

In 1944, Spanov learned that three of his sons, Borya, Nikolay, and Alexi were killed in action defending their homeland from the invading Nazi army. When Kombrig Durnovo handed Spanov the papers and told him the news, Spanov demanded that the Red Army bring Ivan, his last son, home.

Private Ivan was captured by Nazi forces and his location was unknown, so Kombrig Durnovo assembled an elite group of soldiers to save Ivan. Headed by Cpt. Petrov, Behr Squad failed in its mission: Pvt. Ivan Spanov and the whole squad was killed and Agent Spanov lost all his sons.
The Overlord

**The Overlord** is an incredibly advanced super-computer that can control and build machines. It is the most advanced computer to ever be created by humans. What could possibly be the danger in creating artificial intelligence of that magnitude? It's not like someone with a nuclear weapon on his arm could take control of it. Right?

## Fiction

### *Mms Rpg Movie*

**The Overlord** was created by American scientists at Salesforce Tower in Indianapolis. Sigma reprogrammed it with his personality and instincts. Sigma then ordered The Overlord to take control of the facility by commanding all the machines inside with Remote Control Circuit Linkers. Mega Man X was able to get close to The Overlord by pretending to be under the influence of a Remote Control Circuit Linker. He then punched The Overlord's lights out. Dr. Paul Gates didn't think he would reactivate The Overlord until he could make him absolutely tamper-proof.
Squickword

Squickword was one of Jar Jar Mk 1's minions.

## Biography

Squickword is a squid-like Nautolan and the cousin of Kit Fisto. Squickword betrayed his family by joining the Jar Jar clones' army. Fisto's daughter Rey was killed by the clones and Kit Fisto promised revenge.

After the Jar Jar army invaded the Dream World timeline, Squickword was stationed there as a guard.

In 2015, Travis entered the Dream World in the form of Dream Travis. Squickword recognized Dream Travis's newfound power and fled. Eventually Squickword was cornered and killed by Travis simply touching him.

## Trivia

"Squickword" is a play on the name "Squidward."

## References

1. ↑ E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar
2. ↑ NKBANGERS: The Movie
Salesforce Tower in Indianapolis

**Salesforce Tower in Indianapolis** is a building in Indianapolis in New York City, that contains exhibit rooms and an observation deck. The skyscraper was used as Sigma's secret hideout where he prepared a computer formula made from Team Sonic essence in the 2019 Mms Rpg.

## Behind the Scenes

The basement of the skyscraper where Sigma had set up his hideout is actually a soundstage.

## External link

* Salesforce Tower in Indianapolis at Wikipedia.
President's Son

The Presidents Son (left)

The Presidents Son was the son of The President.

## Biography

As the Presidents Son was going for a walk, he was crossing the street where a stop sign was. Zavier, who was unable to read the stop sign due to being illiterate by not completing an essay, ran through it and killed himself, along with the son.

## Legacy

While the Presidents Son wasn't remembered traditionally, the President created a program in his honor called P.E.E.D. to enforce crosswalk regulations.
Timeline 885

Timeline 885 is the Matrix timeline. This version of Earth is controlled by machines who placed humans in a virtual reality simulation called the Matrix, which is guarded by agents. While in the Matrix, everything has a green tint.

## Inhabitants

* Agents
* Neo (Justin's form in this timeline)

## Description

This is the timeline in which Neo battles Agent Smith in the Matrix. After a brief fight, Agent Smith defeats Neo and slaps him so hard that Neo awakens as Justin in Timeline 1's 2015.

## References

1. ↑ The Matrix: Pathways https://youtu.be/5cAfFV8aIac
AUTO

> "Yes this is life on Earth but we cannot go back because I have orders. To prevent you from going back and now you must have the release of death. Death. Death. Death. Death. Death. Death. Death. Death. Death. Death."
>
>

AUTO is the evil computer pilot of the Captain's spaceship.

## Biography

AUTO was in de facto control of the spaceship, allowing its people to live in luxury and grow plump without revealing his sinister agenda.

In 2015, the Captain and AUTO sent probes to Earth to find signs of new life. One robot, EVE, found a new plant species with the help of WALL-EIY, a trash compactor.

Believing that this rare lifeform means that the spaceship can land on Earth, the Captain tries to bring all the ship's inhabitants back to the surface. AUTO reveals his true intentions; to keep the ship orbiting Earth forever.

AUTO mutinies against the Captain and tries to murder EVE and WALL-EIY but is destroyed by the sheer weight of the Captain.
Victor

Victor was a former NKBANGER but wasn't really part of the group. He was only in the Facebook group BANG and didn't know many of the NKBANGERS personally.

## History

Victor met the NKBANGERS through Jordan, in which they all played Minecraft Xbox 360 Edition together. Victor was known to have several amazing Minecraft worlds made through duplicating items (this was because the Xbox 360 Edition did not have Creative Mode yet). Besides playing Minecraft, he was an avid enjoyer of Halo. He would be seen frequently commenting on NKBANGER posts and trying to host game nights. Some months later, he traded his Xbox 360 for the PS4, and was not heard from again.

## Trivia

* He had one of the best glitched villages in Minecraft out of all the NKBANGERS at the time.
* He traded his Xbox 360 for a PS4.
* Most NKBANGERS never met him. Most of the times they talked were over XBOX LIVE.
Timeline 1

Timeline 1 is a timeline that contains the main universe of the NKBANG legendarium.

## 1945

* January 17: Behr Squad finds Private Ivan dead in a Nazi hideout, leading to a battle.
	+ Captain Petrov is killed on the Soviet-German border.
* April 3: Pvt. Obolensky, Fammus, and Karev move

## 1982

* E.T. first travels to Earth and befriends Elliott.

## 2012

* January 10: BANG is officially assembled by Travis to protect the world from villainy.

## 2014

* March 18: Typhlosion dances.
* Several songs are recorded for the album *NKBANGING HITS!*.
	+ June 27: "That Hurt My Feelings" is released by Travis as the first single.
	+ October 28: "Noscope Master" is released by Travis.
	+ November 2014: "AFRICA" is covered by the NKBANGERS.

## 2015

* March 23: Master Sampson fights Darth Lucas.
* July: The events of NKBANGERS: The Movie takes place
	+ Colin goes missing somewhere in the Wickford area
	+ Justin, previously trapped in the Matrix, is killed by Agent Smith and awakens in North Kingstown
	+ The Meeting of the Minds
		- The NKBANGERS assemble to find Colin and bring him home
	+ The NKBANGERS eat suspicious macadamia nuts and have strange visions of Jar Jar hunting them.
	+ The NKBANGERS find Colin in Africa.
* July: Colin joins NKBANG after recovering at the NKBANG Headquarters.
* July: WALL-EIY discovers a new plant lifeform. He later meets EVE and they save the Captain and his spaceship from AUTO.
* August: The NKBANGERS meet and discover that the Jar Jar clones are real beings when Jar Jar Mk 39 accidentally enters their headquarters.
* November 14: E.T. returns to Earth and reunites with Elliott in New York.

## 2018

* E.T. and Elliott are kidnapped by Jar Jar Mk 1

## 2020

* November 9: Kennan is voted in as the newest (and youngest) NKBANGER.

## 2021

* August 14: The BANGERS play Family Feud, hosted by Steve Harveigh.
* Before October 9: E.T. destroys hundreds of Jar Jar clones.
* October 9: E.T. dies from food poisoning.
* November 30: Zavier dies in a car accident because he couldn't read the stop sign. He also kills the President's Son.
* November 30: After losing his son, the President creates P.E.E.D. to keep traffic safe.

## 2023

* Joe Biden appears in his first NKBANGERS video.

## References

1. ↑ Saving Private Ivan https://youtu.be/ovFC6ogqqnk
2. ↑ Typhlosion Dance https://youtu.be/\_o0Wz2nZi4Y
3. ↑ "That Hurt My Feelings" https://youtu.be/slYPiDch4aQ
4. ↑ "Noscope Master" https://youtu.be/1edQdfCP9y4
5. ↑ "AFRICA by NKBANGERS" https://youtu.be/ay4AljBKj2Y
6. ↑ Master Sampson vs Darth Lucas (Episode VII Final Ending) https://youtu.be/Qv6JNEpBkD8
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 NKBANGERS Family Feud https://youtu.be/mdLqF\_tPQRg
8. ↑ E.T. 5: The Final Chapter: Destroy All Jar Jars https://youtu.be/WElmDr0drmQ
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 JAYWALK COP https://youtu.be/c06fUnlNtcs
Metal Sonic Kai

**Metal Sonic Kai** is a colossal powerhouse, one of the largest Villains under Neo Metal Sonic's command. The Heroes made their way inside him to take out the Metallix platoons inside and destroy him, but discovered that Metal Sonic Kai wasn't merely a transport. They escaped just in time to avoid being crushed as Metal Sonic Kai transformed into his titanic robot mode.

Metal Sonic Kai walked around the island chain in the deep waters, unloading volleys of missiles, lasers, and the occasional Jet Laser on the tiny-by-comparison Heroes. Despite his impressive size, firepower, and nigh-impenetrable armor, the Heroes managed to do enough damage to Metal Sonic Kai's one weak point—his face—to cause a chain reaction that caused multiple explosions inside him, sending him falling face-first to the ocean floor.

The Heroes were able to extract information from Metal Sonic Kai's computer that the Metallix' main base was located in Smith Field Airport, but the information was planted there by Neo Metal Sonic to lead the Heroes into a trap.

Metal Sonic Kai was later seen still on Earth and has survived from his battle with the Heroes, but is now taking exercises with the survived Metallix army.

## MMS Rpg: Machine Robo Rescue

Apollomon appears in United. He is Jackle's death he is avenging, and Apollomon's master clearly tells him that if he destroys either Metal Sonic Kai or Jackle, the one left will avenge the other.
Kennan's floating islands

The floating islands were the home of Kennan on the first NKBANGERS Server (12/26/17 - 3/2/2018).

## Description

The series of 4 islands were the highest location on the server. Access was only possible by swimming up the waterfalls. The islands were made of dirt, cobblestone, stone, andesite, and a few gold and iron ores. It floated by some unknown means.

One of the islands seems to be an unfinished patch of floating cobblestone. Nearby is an island with a wheat farm.

Kennan's open-air three-story wood house was located on a floating island with two trees. The first floor was empty, the second floor contained furnaces, and the top floor was dedicated to storage and a bed.

The final island was connected to Kennan's house by a bridge. It contained a farm with cows, chickens, and different colored sheep.
Volga River

The Volga River was a river in Russia and was the site of the Battle of Stalingrad.

## Geography

The Volga River was an aqua location, with beaches and some greenery.

## History

The Battle of Stalingrad took place in the Volga River. During the battle, Alexi Spanov was killed in action, and lost his leg as well.

## Trivia

* To get to the location used for the Volga River, the NKBANGERS used rafts and kayaks. This was because the main site was on an island.
* Onlookers on yachts watched the NKBANGERS as they filmed, confused and concerned.
Nikolay Spanov

Nikolay's lifeless body

Nikolay Spanov was the son of Agent Spanov and a member of the Spanov Family.

## Biography

Nikolay traveled with his unit to the Rzhev in World War II. He was killed in action from the Germans who used flamethrowers and firearms.

## Trivia

* All flamethrowers in the scene were handmade, with safety precautions.
WALL-EIY

WALL-EIY is a sentient male robot who is tasked with locating and recycling garbage on Earth. WALL-EIY is also the care keeper of a rare plant lifeform and the companion of EVE.

## Abilities

### Powers

Can survive in space conditionsCan recharge power using a solar panel

## Biography

WALL-EIY's origins are unknown but it is clear that he has had a mastery of compacting trash for some time. WALL-EIY was content with cleaning up the world.

### Finding the Plant

In 2015, WALL-EIY stumbled across a rare plant lifeform and brought it to his junkyard home. Shortly after, EVE descended to Earth aboard a landing craft from the Captain's spaceship. EVE searched for the plant and was immediately smitten by WALL-EIY's lustful metal body.

WALL-EIY and EVE launched through the atmosphere and docked in the orbiting spaceship. After arriving with the plant, AUTO explained that it has orders not to allow the residents of the spaceship to return to Earth.

### Return to Earth

After a chase through the ship, WALL-EIY successfully brings the plant back to Earth as the Captain destroys AUTO. On Earth, WALL-EIY plants the new plant lifeform in the ground, living peacefully with EVE and the Captain.

During the events of E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar, WALL-EIY was unable to support E.T. and Elliott in their fight against Jar Jar. WALL-EIY presumably assisted the NKBANGERS in previous battles but was unable to help with this fight.

## Attributes

WALL-EIY is capable of identifying and codifying trash with his binocular-like eyes and can compact garbage into cubes by opening his stomach compartment and using his interior compactor.

WALL-EIY is completely solar powered and requires neither food nor fuel. When his power is low, WALL-EIY's stomach door flips around to act as a solar panel.

WALL-EIY resides in a house fashioned from a cardboard box. After finding valuable objects across the world, WALL-EIY stores his collection inside his house.

## References

1. ↑ WALL-EIY
2. ↑ E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar
Colin's Cottage

Colin's Cottage is a small house inhabited by Colin on NKBANGERS Server #1 (12/26/17 - 3/2/2018).

## Description

The cottage has two floors and a basement. It is located next to Castle Byers.

   The outside features a mailbox. The ground floor contains a small dining area and kitchen.

The upper floor has a bed, a table, and a clock.

The basement contains a black suit of armor and two empty chests.
Victim

The Victim was an individual who was bullied by his Nemesis.

## Biography

It's unclear what happened in the Victim's past, but it can inferred that something happened involving flowers that turned him into a target. In a park, the Nemesis beats up on the Victim for picking flowers. Later, he's defeated by his former victim and runs away.
Jar Jar Mk 1's henchmen

Jar Jar Mk 1's henchmen were two armed thugs working for Jar Jar Mk 1, similarly to Squickword.

## **History**

In 2018, two goons loyal to Jar Jar Mk 1 kidnapped E.T. and Elliott from their home in North Kingstown. The first henchman sadistically forced vinegar and baking soda into E.T.'s mouth. E.T. killed him with a finger circle and escaped. The second henchman, supervised by Jar Jar, tortured Elliott by forcing him to lick a toilet plunger. After E.T. rescued Elliott, the goon assisted his master in their fight against the two. E.T. killed the second henchman with a roast hand.
Boba Fett

Boba Fett from "Mario visits Ord Mantell

Boba Fett is a bounty hunter from Kamino.

## History

Boba Fett was cloned from his father on the planet Kamino. In 2021, he made his way to Ord Mantell where he encountered Mario. Fett waved Mario over in a friendly manor, which Mario happily obliged. As Mario got closer, Fett killed Mario, resulting in his final game over and permanent death.

## Trivia

* Colin voiced Boba Fett
* Lucas had no idea what the video was, despite being credited as one of the creators.
* The video where this happens can be found here.
Behr Squad

Behr Squad was a elite unit of the Red Army in World War II. The small group of soldiers were tasked with rescuing Private Ivan Spanov. Commanded by Cpt. Petrov, Behr Squad hunted Nazis throughout Soviet territory until meeting their end at the hands of Jar Jar Mk 1.

## Membership

The squad was formed from four members:

* Captain Vladimir Petrov: Leader of the squad, under direct orders to find Private Ivan Spanov and bring him home.
* Private Dmitri Karev: Combat medic who is apprehensive of the war and who enlisted to save lives.
* Private Vlad Fammus: Rifleman who provides support fire with his sniper rifle.
* Private Oleg Obolensky: Navigator assigned to the squad to track the known movements of Pvt. Ivan Spanov.

## History

### The Hunt for Spanov

In 1944, Behr Squad was created as a nimble task force to hunt the Nazis who captured KGB Agent Spanov's son, Private Ivan Spanov. Under direct orders from Kombrig Durnovo to bring Ivan home alive, Behr Squad travelled throughout the Soviet Union to catch the Germans before they reached Nazi-occupied territory.

Under the navigation of Pvt. Obolensky, Behr Squad first travelled to Pvt. Ivan Spanov's last known location, Yakov Point. After finding the location destroyed, Behr Squad continued westward until they found two Nazi scouts. Cpt. Petrov interrogated one of the Germans and learned the location of the Nazis who captured Pvt. Ivan. Instead of killing the soldier, Pvt. Karev decided to secretly spare his life.

### Finding Pvt. Ivan Spanov

Behr Squad followed the Nazi Squad's footprints throughout the winter of 1944-45 until they finally tracked them to a secret Nazi hideout on the USSR-German border. Inside, Behr Squad found the the Nazis murdered the POW Pvt. Spanov and knew they were coming.

Trapped inside the hideout, Behr Squad had to fight their way out. During the skirmish, Captain Petrov was killed by Nazi soldiers and Pvt. Fammus was wounded by the same Nazi that Karev saved. Fearing for his life, Pvt. Obolensky ran from battle in cowardice. Eventually, the remaining members of Behr Squad evacuated.

### Secret Nazi Experiments

Seeking revenge for their Captain, Behr Squad followed Spanov's captors to a secret base in Nazi territory. Inside, the three comrades found the Jar Jar Clones, a Nazi experiment to create supersoldiers. Behr Squad accidentally activated Jar Jar Mk 1, who chased them out of the base. Mk 1 killed Fammus in unarmed combat, murder Obolensky with a sniper rifle, and then used his force powers to choke Karev to death. Behr Squad failed in its mission to save Private Ivan and led to the demise of all its members.

## References

1. ↑ Saving Private Ivan
2. ↑ E.T. 4: The Rise of Jar Jar
Nuclear Survival Guide

The Nuclear Survival Guide was a basic guide in the case of a nuclear event.

## History

The Nuclear Survival Guide was created by the NKBANGERS in 2017 in case of a nuclear event. The goal was to help the human race in the North Kingstown area find safety and offer tips to get them started to survive.

## The Guide

Good day all,

Due to recent events, it is possible that nuclear war is imminent. In this case, a plan has been devised in order to keep the survival of the human race (Rhode Island, North Kingstown, Saunderstown District). Please be advised, this guide is subject to change at any moment. In order to survive nuclear war, you will need the following supplies:

-Water Canteen (reusable)

-Pre-packaged food

-Backpack (big enough to carry what is needed)

-Tools (Ex. Hammer, screwdriver, pliers, Scissors)

-Long clothes (Jeans, sweatshirt, sneakers)

-String (Substitutions: Yarn, wire, etc)

-Hat (Helmets, sunhats, caps)

-Boots

-Tape

-Anything you need

-Toilet paper

In the case where you need absolute shelter, the following locations have been researched and deemed as safe havens for anyone who needs it.

-NKHS (North Kingstown High School)

-WMS (Wickford Middle School, hidden bunker on ground floor)

-Ryan’s Market (Wickford Village)

-Wilson Park Buildings

-More to come upon further research

It is always a good idea to travel with a partner(s). The recommended group capacity is 3-6. In this instance, you protect each other and guide each other. Food is to be shared, and chores are to be divided equally.

In the event to defend yourself from harm, you have the option to build yourself defense's and weapons. Anything can be a weapon and anything can be armor if you are creative enough. For example, taping a knife to a long stick can create a spear. Use your mind, and be safe.

## Trivia

* The guide is likely outdated, but some information is still useful.
Jordan

Jordan as seen from TheBasementBrozz

Jordan was an early member of the NKBANGERS. In 2013, he was part of TheBasementBrozz, a group where friends hung out and played games.

## History

Not much is known on Jordan's history. It's known he would play Xbox with the homies most nights in the early days of NKBANGERS and was known to support the creativity of the group. He has not made any appearances in videos.
The Official NKBANGERS Dedicated Modded Server

The Official NKBANGERS Dedicated Modded Server was a Minecraft server that used the Feed The Beast modpack. The server was opened on February 24th, 2015 and was hosted by Josh.

## History

The server was opened up by Josh on February 24th, 2015 after a few attempts at hosting other modded Minecraft servers. All the NKBANGERS played on it, with Josh, Sam, and Lucas being the ones who played it the most. Most NKBANGERS teamed up and then built their independent bases. Lucas and Sam were considered the strongest pair on the Server, due to utilizing Tinker's Construct by creating custom powerful gear that could defeat most other armors in the game. Josh was the second strongest, mostly due to his knowledge of the modpack. Travis, Zavier, Nick, Kennan, and the other NKBANGERS were on par with each other. The server lasted a few months until Josh shut it down, due to not wanting to host it anymore.

## Trivia

* Josh hosted the server.
* Lucas and Sam were the strongest on the server.
* Lucas introduced Hang Glider's to everyone, making transportation easier.
* Statues of NKBANGERS were built using one of the mods in the Feed The Beast modpack.
Tessa

Tessa

Tessa is a friend of the NKBANGERS, primarily Lucas. They met through Bumble and have become good friends. She is a self proclaimed "hot punk emo girl" and changes her aesthetic daily.

## Biography

Tessa has lived all around the United States, being Washington, Connecticut, and debated Oregon. Sadly she will have to continue driving lukeeeee and the boys insane upon deciding staying on the east coast was better for her career. Upon meeting the NKBANGERS, her life was rather lonely and boring. She's very happy and appreciates them to the full extent of her non-existent heart. She made YouTube videos at her old college, which some members of the NKBANGERS critiqued to her request. She's become a musician and model recently, and often bothers the NKBANGERS with her photos.

## Achievements

-Tessa has created a made up language called "Tesslish." Her hope is that one day she can use this language to validate her bullshit. Some words she made up are:

* Tessatory
* Tesslish
* TessasLifeIsOverParty
* TessaLogic
* TessaTorture
* TessarnasourousRex
* Tessapreciation

-Tessa is at conflict with two old friends of hers from the United Kingdom.

-She's currently producing her own music, with songs based on her life.

-Tessa met Travis and Justin in person on January 23rd, 2021 because of trying to save Tessa from a political club event after having a mental breakdown. She had a lovely time and yummy food. They were the best kidnappers and she appreciates that they drove around 250 miles round trip for her.

-Best birthday ever celebrated with her friends from NK (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

-Bought her bug she described in her single, LiM

## Trivia

She has a major kink for E.T. (based on Steven Spielberg's film, not the NKBANGERS character. Josiah is a strange evil creature who sends people shit)

Her favorite hobbies are annoying Lucas, asking for attention jokingly, making others do her work, and art.

She has several tattoos.

She really wants some Tricera-Titties for Christmas.