DreamWorks: The True Ultimate THX Collection/Script

## Intro

"This trailer was made for the 21st Anniversary of the Final Destination franchise. This trailer also consists of unpleasant nature that is not suitable for people with different mental issues. Watch this trailer at your own risk. Viewer discretion is advised."

## Evil Tex vs DreamWorks Characters Part 1

### Evil Tex vs Shrek 2K01

(Shrek was inside of his house having dinner at the table with Donkey, Puss in Boots, the kids Farkle, Fergus, and Felicia, the Dronkeys, and his wife, Fiona)

Shrek: Have you heard about the tragic deaths from innocent people caused by some crazy psychotic robot?

Fiona: I don't know, Honey.

Donkey: I heard he killed some toys, three tropical fish, two monsters and a little girl, a family of superheroes, two ants and a caterpillar, and two living vehicles in other places far far away from where we live!

Puss in Boots I have also heard that he is out there killing a rat, a robot and his girl robot friend, an old man and his wilderness explorer friend, a girl and her pet horse, five emotions, a dinosaur family, a musician, two elves, a jazz club band, two boys, a thirteenth-year old girl, elemental people, softball team and a boy from Earth.

Fiona: Sounds bad. Well how about we all just pretend that nothing like this will happen to-

(Fiona sentence was interrupted by Shrek's door bursting open and Dragon, (Donkey's Wife), who was trying to get their attention)

Donkey: What's going on, baby?

(Dragon pointed to the sky and Evil Tex vsappeared. He laughed menacingly as he saw Donkey and Dragon and asked)

Evil Tex: Well, well, well. You two lovebirds are a cute couple. Do you wanna see what it looks like when you have no eyes?

Donkey: No! You're evil! You're just being a stubborn piece of crap!

(Evil Texhen laughed sinisterly and went after both Donkey and Dragon. Dragon tried to eat Evil Texout of the air but Evil Texdodged every attack. He then landed on Dragon's head and grabbed out a chainsaw and stabbed her in both eyes. Dragon roared in pain as her eyes were taken out by Tex's chainsaw. Evil Tex vshen slit Dragon's neck and then Dragon died)

Donkey: Baby! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(Evil Tex vshen landed in front of Donkey and stabbed him in the heart. Donkey screamed in agony. His scream wasn't cartoony, it sounded like his actor (Eddie Murphy) was being tortured. Evil Tex vshen entered through Shrek's house)

Evil Tex: Hello, Homies.

(Shrek's kids, the Dronkeys, Fiona, Shrek, and Puss gasped in horror. Shrek then got out of his chair and he said to Evil Tex)

Shrek: Hey! Get out of my swamp, you psychopath or I'm gonna throw you out!

(Evil Texjust grinned after Shrek said that. Shrek then roared at Evil Texbut it did nothing. Evil Texhen let out a loud yell that sounded like the deep note. This stunned Shrek)

Evil Tex: No! You get out of MY swamp, smelly monster!

(Evil Tex vshen grabbed out the chainsaw and started to destroy everything that was in Shrek's house. Fiona and Puss screaming in agony. Shrek's kids and the Dronkeys crying and blood splattering and Evil Tex vslaughing stupidly. Shrek then ran out of his house and Evil Tex vschased after him. Shrek was running up close to the screen screaming with Evil Tex vson his tail. Evil Tex vshad his chainsaw out as well. Just before Tex's chainsaw was about to make contact with Shrek, the screen cut to black)

### Evil Tex vs Kung Fu Panda 2K08

(It showed the Jade palace at noon. Po was climbing up the stairs to the gate. As soon as he opened it)

The Furious Five: Happy Birthday!

(The whole palace started throwing confetti up into the air)

Po: Thanks, guys You actually remembered that.

(The Furious Five and Po stood in a line. Then Shifu and Oogway came into view and Shifu started to speak)

Shifu: Everyone at the Jade Palace, I would like to give our friend Po a Happy Birthday. He has been in the Jade Palace for years and he has been doing very good ever since he first came here to the Pala-

(Shifu's speech was interrupted by something flying by. It was Evil Tex. He had frag grenades in his hands. He chuckled wildly)

Evil Tex: Hello, Sparkies!

(The Furious Five, Shifu, and Po got into their battle stances and Evil Tex vsraised his hands up with his fingers on the strikers)

Viper Whoever you are, leave this place! Or we'll take you down!

Evil Tex: Is that right? I came here just to see all of you celebrating some fat panda's birthday along with a tiger, a bird, an insect, a monkey, and even you. A little snake that is either with or without fangs

Viper: Hey! Don't you even dare mention that to me! I will come up there and kick your stupid hiney!

Evil Tex: I don't think you will, little reptile. It's time for some fun with the Tyrannosaurus Tex!

(Evil Tex vshen pulled the strikers and threw both of them at the Furious Five and Po. The frag grenades exploded and they all got knocked back by the explosions all the way to the Palace entrance. Evil Texhen grabbed out more frag grenades and kills everyone at the Palace. There were explosions and blood was flying all over the place. He then flies down to Shifu and grabs him by the throat)

Evil Tex: You know what I'm going to do to you?

Shifu: What is it?

Evil Tex: THIS!!! (Evil Tex vshrew Shifu into Oogway knocking them both into the ground killing them both. Evil Tex vshen went to the Furious Five and Po (Who now had burn marks all over their bodies) and Evil Texhen grabbed Viper and he started to spin her around. They were spinning so fast that it felt like a wheel of a car spinning really fast when it was on the highway. Evil Texhen let go of Viper)

Evil Tex: Sayonara, Suckers!

(Viper flew into the rest of the group and they burst out of the door falling down to the really long staircase. Also, the line that Evil Texsaid was similar to what Heather said on the final episode of Total Drama World Tour when she strapped Alejandro to an ice cube and she slapped him away and the latter slid down the volcano. Anyway, The whole group noticed that they were about to hit the ground. Just before they were about to make contact with the ground, it cut to black and the sound of blood splattering heard meaning that they have all died from hitting the ground)

### Evil Tex vs Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 2K08

(The trailer then faded to what appeared to be Africa, seen in Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. Alex the Lion walked on screen and said to Marty, Gloria, Melman, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Mason, Phil, King Julien, Maurice and Mort.)

Alex: Alright, guys. There is a crazy psychopath lurking about and he is killing innocent people and even other characters. He also has a friend that’s a Purple robot and he is also an arch enemy of a spaceman. But don't be scared, everyone. This psychopath won't even come here to try and kill us. He doesn't even know where we-

(Alex's sentence was cut off by Evil Tex vslanding on the ground with a machete out and a sinister smile on his face. The group turned around to see Evil Texand they all gasped on shock. The Penguins got into their battle stances and so did everyone else (except for Melman))

Evil Tex: Hello, Prides. Zurg is back at the hideout waiting for me to come back. Right now, I came here to kill all of you here in these grasslands of Africa. SO LET'S ROCK AND ROLL WITH SEXIEST TEXIEST DEXIEST!!!

(Alex and the group started to charge at Evil Texbut Evil Texpushed them all to the side knocking them out cold. Evil Texhen flew over to the group)

Evil Tex: Adios, animals!

(Evil Texhen sliced and diced the heads of Alex, Marty, Gloria, and Melman. And they all screamed in anguish Evil Tex vshen went over to the Penguins)

Evil Tex: You're next!"

Skipper: Not this time we aren't!

(The penguins jumped up at Evil Tex. But just before the penguins were about to lay a punch on Tex, Evil Texstabbed all four of the penguins in the forehead. Blood was seeping from their heads as they died. Evil Texhen went over to the two monkeys)

Mason: Phil! Find anything that you have that can stun this thing!

(Phil nodded his head and he looked all over the ground for something to throw until he found a pile of rocks. Phil picked them up and threw all of them at Evil Tex. Evil Tex vsdidn't even flinch nor budge. Evil Tex vshen said as his voice became demonic)

Evil Tex: Nice try, monkeys, But it's time to say goodbye!

(Evil Tex vshen stabbed both of them in the eyes and they soon died from blood loss. Evil Texhen flew off to find the three lemurs. He saw King Julien, Maurice, and Mort. He landed in front of them and they all gasped in shock. Evil Texhen said to the three lemurs with his sword in the air)

Evil Tex: Buenos dias, Long-tailed things!

(Evil Tex vswas about to swing his machete, The screen cut to black and the slicing of flesh could heard. Which means that Evil Tex vsmust have sliced all of their heads off)

### Evil Tex vs Over the Hedge 2K06

(The trailer showed The forest from Over The Hedge. RJ, Verne, Hammy, and the rest of the gang were eating food that they stole from the humans. As they were eating their food, Evil Tex vscan be seen peeking over the hedge with a flamethrower in his hands. The Flamethrower looked very similar to the one from Team Fortress 2. Evil Tex vschuckled evilly. RJ and the gang stopped eating and they quickly turned around and looked all over the place to see where that chuckling was coming from)

Vern: Um. guys? Do you get the feeling that were being watched?

(They all shrugged. Then they heard Hammy screaming. His scream wasn't in a cartoony way, It sounded like his actor Steve Carell was actually screaming. They all ran over to see what was going on)

RJ: What's going on, Hammy?

Hammy: Scary robot!

(Then the whole family gasped. It then panned to a shot with Evil Tex vsholding the flamethrower with the hedge behind him on flames meaning that he must have burned through the hedge with his flamethrower, Evil Texhen looked down at the family)

Evil Tex: Hello, little critters. There is nobody else around here to save you.

(The family then started to panic as they saw his hand was about to press the trigger on the flamethrower)

Evil Tex: Don't worry. I'm just gonna use it on Sexy Texy's patties!

(Evil Tex vshen pulled out a extra large-sized barrel of gasoline)

RJ: Everyone, RUN!!!

(The family then ran to the log. But as soon as they got inside, Evil Tex vshen put two huge Propane tanks and stuck them inside both sides of the log. Evil Tex vshen poured the gasoline all over the log)

Evil Tex: TIME TO BRING ON THE HEAT!!!

(Evil Tex vspressed the trigger on the flamethrower and started to burn the entire log with the entire family stuck inside. The agonizing screams could heard as they were being burned alive, Just then, the propane tanks exploded afterwards. It was like a devastating moment that happened to tankers when they explode because of the heat from flames. It was called BLEVE (Boiling Liquid Expand Vapor Explosion) Then the scene cut to black)

### Evil Tex vs The Croods 2K13

(It showed The cave that the croods lived in. It was dusk outside. The croods were inside the cave feeling very worried. Grug started to speak.

Grug: Alright, everyone. I gathered everyone here to let you know that Eep is outside looking at the sunset. Don't worry, guys. Eep is fine. If the sun is fully gone, she'll come down and come back into the cave. I'll come outside to let her know that the sun is gone.

Everyone: Okay.

(Meanwhile, Eep was climbing up some rocks and branches. She then reached the highest point to see the full sunset from her cave. Then the scene changed to a shot of Eep still staring out into the sunset. But what was behind her was Evil Tex. He was silently observing her staring into the sunset with an RPG-7 in his hands aiming directly at Eep. The RPG-7 that he was holding looked very similar to the one from Fortnite)

Evil Tex: All I gotta do is aim directly at that cave woman and shoot her.

(Evil Tex vshen loaded the RPG-7 with a rocket. Eep heard this and she turned around and saw Evil Texwith the RPG-7 aiming directly at her. Eep screamed in shock. Evil Tex vshen fired the rocket and shot the branch. Eep then started to scream when she fell all the way down to the ground)

Evil Tex: Bullseye!

(It cut to the croods in the cave. They heard a huge blood splatter. Grug then moved the rock and saw the horrible and heartbreaking fate of Eep, Her head was completely flattened from falling hard. Her back was stabbed by the broken branch that Evil Texhad shot with his RPG-7. Grug then started to cry. His sobs didn't sound very fake. His sobs were very real. It sounded like if his actor Nicolas Cage was actually in tears. Evil Tex vshen dropped down to the ground scaring the heck out of Grug)

Evil Tex: Hey there, weird cave creatures!

Grug: Don't call us that! What you're doing to these people is pointless! We will have you fed to the animals that are all over the entire ecosystem!

(Evil Tex vshen smiled sinisterly after Grug said that. He then pointed his RPG-7 at him and reloaded it with another rocket)

Evil Tex: I'm afraid that won't happen. TIME TO HAVE A FIREWORK SHOW WITH THE T-MAN!!!

(Evil Tex vshen shot Grug with his RPG-7 and the force of the rocket pushed him back into the cave. An explosion heard meaning that the rocket along with Grug made impact with the cave. There was a crack on the outside of the cave. Then all of a sudden, there were multiple cracks forming all around the cave. At that moment, the cave started falling apart. Ugga, Sandy, Gran, Thunk and Sandy screaming as the cave collapsed on top of them. Evil Tex vslaughed evilly when the whole cave collapsed on top of the entire family, After a few seconds, the screen cut to black.

### Evil Tex vs How to Train Your Dragon 2K10

(The trailer then showed a birds eye view of Berk. Just then, Toothless and Hiccup flew by. The scene changed to a far shot of Hiccup and Toothless flying. Just then, Evil Tex vsappeared. He had his jetpack on and he was flying. He pulled out a S&W 500 with a scope attachment and aimed directly at Toothless and Hiccup. The S&W 500 with a scope attachment looked similar to the Scoped Revolver from Fortnite.

Evil Tex: There's the those people that are on my list of animated characters of this section. Now it's time to get the tranquilizing going!

(Hiccup then saw Evil Texflying next to him far away from where he was)

Hiccup: Uh, partner? I think we're in maximum danger.

(Toothless bellowed in agreement. Evil Tex vshad his fingers on the trigger of the said revolver)

Just as he was about to shoot Toothless and Hiccup, he heard a voice

Astrid: Hey!

(Just then, Evil Tex vslooked back and he saw Astrid riding Stormfly flying up to him, Not only that, Snotlout and Hookfang, Fishlegs and Meatlug, Ruffnut and Tuffnet, and Barf and Belch also flew up behind Evil Tex)

Astrid: You stay away from our buddy Hiccup, or we will burn you to the ground with our dragons!

Evil Tex: I don't think that's going to happen, little Viking woman. But do you know what i'm going to do to you?

Astrid, Snotlout, Fishlegs & Ruffnut: What is it?

Evil Tex: TIME FOR SOME TARGET PRACTICE WITH SEXY TEXY!!!

(Evil Tex vshen flew into all of the dragon riders and pushed them off of their dragons. they all fell all the way down to the ground. They also got impaled by some pointy rocks sticking out of the ocean. blood is flying everywhere. They all died the same way as one of those characters from Final Destination 5 when they got impaled by a boat. Evil Text hen turned around and aimed his Revolver with the scope attachment at the dragons. He then shot all of the dragons in both of their eyes just as his ammo got ran out. As soon as the dragons fell to their doom, Evil Texurned around and went after Hiccup and Toothless)

Hiccup: Let's get outta here, partner!

(Evil Tex then put his gun away and put his arms out. Hiccup didn't know what he was doing until they got closer. Toothless was preparing to do his attack but before he could blast his fire breath, Evil Texlanded a powerful punch that knocked both Toothless and Hiccup out)

Evil Tex: Gotcha!

(Toothless and Hiccup were falling towards the ocean. And right when they were about to make contact with the water, the screen cut to black once again. Splashing sound effect heard meaning that Hiccup and Toothless made contact with the water. Hiccup drowning. Then there was a big awkward silence)

### Evil Tex vs Rise of the Guardians 2K12

(The trailer began with a shot of North's Workshop as seen in The Rise of The Guardians at night.)

North All Guardians unite for a meeting!

(Sandman got up when he heard that voice. All their minions including Jack Frost, along with other minions were there. They all walked up to the exit of the The Globe of Belief)

North: Okay everyone, listen up! Over the past few hours, I have been going around town hearing some strange rumors about somebody killing a lot of innocent people and various other characters. So as long as we all stay together, this killer should not enter our territory!

(They gasped when North mentioned it)

Toothiana: We're all gonna DIE!

Sandman: Was it perhaps the Pitch?

North: That is a tough one, Sandman, but let's pretend that the robot is in our imagination!

(All of a sudden, they began hearing Evil Tex's evil laughter. Bunnymund gasped)

Bunnymund: He's here!

They began looking around wondering where the noise came from. And then, Evil Texdropped down in front of them. Sandman gasped in shock.

Evil Tex: Hello there guardians! Is it Christmas I heard?

(Eilvs were nowhere to be seen as if they hid from Evil Tex. Jack Frost and North began confronting Tex)

Jack: Listen here, We've heard many rumors of you being a psychopath to almost everyone! You are to leave this park now before we attack you!

North: I agree with Jack, if the globe were alive and we had you in there, we could have trapped you inside there as the ice jail.

Evil Tex: Oh really? I have some very decent plans to kill you guys. Let's ruined holidays with the T-Rex!

(He then pulled out an AK-47 and shot at every minion in sight. But guardians weren't the victims of that shooting. They began screaming in agony as they got shot.The guardians were hiding behind a globe. Toothiana was in tears)

Sandman: Guys?

Jack: Yes, Sandman?

Sandman: Sometimes, I think the globe would've been a better place.

(Just then, Evil Texflew down in front of the guardians)

Evil Tex: Well, guardians, since you five ran away, I'm afraid you are going to have to face the consequence!

(Evil Tex then put a cage from Kirby and The Forgotten Land on the Guardians. The guardians screamed and cried for mercy. Evil Texhrew the butcher knife at them as they later died. After he killed every hero in the workshop, he then went throughout world with a flamethrower and proceeded to burn every city around the world. As he did that, I could hear the screams of the people, and I could also hear the sound of multiple babies crying in the process. Tex's laughter can still be heard. The scene then cut to black as the sounds faded out)

## Evil Tex vs DreamWorks Characters Part 2

### Evil Tex vs Antz 1998

(It first showed a shot of what appeared to be Insectopia from Antz. Z-4195, Princess Bala, and Weaver were sitting on the anthill)

Z-4195: Bala, have you heard about some crazy robot that is causing havoc?

Bala: No, not at all. Why?

(Weaver was about to break through the dirt until a faint chuckle was heard)

Z-4195: What the heck was that?

Weaver: I have no idea.

(Just then, the camera has revealed Evil Tex who dropped down with a bucket of water)

Evil Tex: Hello there bugs, my name is Evil Tex.

Weaver: What are you gonna do to us

Evil Tex: I want to give you guys a nice warm bath. So let's go swimming with the T-Man!

(Evil Tex then poured the water bucket on the anthill and all the ants began drowning. Z, Bala, and Weaver screamed in anguish as they were drowning in the water. Evil Tex laughed like crazy as he poured water all over the anthill and they all drowned

### Evil Tex vs Shark Tale 2K04

(The trailer cut to black, and then showed a shot of Oscar's Whale Wash from Shark Tale)

Lenny: Hey Oscar, have you heard about an evil robot?

Oscar: No, I haven't.

Lenny: Well, he murdered tons of people and even has some partners that killed many others and...

(Right before he could finish his sentence, Oscar was suddenly flung by a fishing cable. Oscar gasped as he was being pulled out of the water)

Lenny: Oscar!

(It then cut to Evil Tex, who was on a yacht. It was shown that Evil Tex pulled him out of the ocean.

Evil Tex: Hey there, fishy, want to get grilled?"

Oscar: I thought so."

(It cut to a shot of a frying pan, already grilling. Evil Tex placed Oscar onto the frying pan as Oscar started screaming in agony as he was getting cooked. His skin started turning into a shade of dark yellow and blue, then the screen cut to black)

### Evil Tex vs Bee Movie 2K07

(Then it cut to Barry B. Benson, Adam Flayman, and Mooseblood sleeping. (That scene reminded me of the A Bugs Life scene from the THX Pixar trailer) Once the camera zoomed out, it was shown they were on a wooden table, with a light being shown above them Barry woke up, but was confused by what he was sitting on)

Barry: Where am I? Adam, Mooseblood, wake up.

(Mooseblood and Adam woke up)

Adam: What is it Barry?

Barry Are we in Vanessa's Flowers?

Mooseblood: I don't think so.

(At that moment, Evil Texdropped down, startling the 2 bees and mosquito)

Evil Tex Hello there, bumblebees. The name is Evil Tex)

Barry: Why did you take us here in the first place?

Evil Tex: I'd like to give you 3 a surprise!

Adam: What is it gonna be?

(Then grabbed out 2 boots on his hands, getting ready to squash the bees with)

Evil Tex: Stand back, these are winter boots!

Barry: We're gonna get squashed!

(Barry, Adam, and Mooseblood then screamed in shock as they are about to get squashed by the boots. Right before one the boots was about to make contact with the trio, it then cut to black)

### Evil Tex vs Monster Vs Alliens 2K09

(It then cut to a shot of the lab. Just then, B.O.B., Link, Dr. Cockroach, Insectosaurus, and Susan (Ginormica) walked into the shot)

Susan: So, have you heard about a killer robot recently?

B.O.B.: No, I haven't." B.O.B.

Link Well, I have. He's murdered tons of people who fear his company.

(Insectosaurus roared in agreement.)

(All of the sudden, they heard faint chuckling)

Susan: What was that?

(Just then, Evil Tex flew in front of them)

Evil Tex: Yo, what up, freaky monsters?

Dr, Cockroach: How did you know where we were?

Evil Tex: That's not important right now. What's important is me killing you!

Evil Tex grabbed out his Moo Can and tipped it upside down, creating a shockwave, causing Susan, B.O.B., Link, Dr. Cockroach, and Insectosaurus to fly into portals that resembled Satan's Kingdom. The flames engulfing heard and everyone screaming in agony, while Insectosaurus can be heard roaring loudly)

### Evil Tex vs vs Megamind 2K10

(The trailer still wasn't over yet, it showed Megamind and Roxanne Ritchi tied up in a dark room)

Megamind: Where are we?

Roxanne: I don't know.

(Just then, they heard faint chuckling in the background)

Megamind: Wait, Titan's escaped prison?

(Just then, Evil Texhas dropped down, startling them)

Evil Tex: Hello sparkies!

Megamind: It's you! We've heard you caused chaos killing many innocent bystanders over the years!

Evil Tex: Well, I decided to give you a punishment for fearing me.

(Evil Tex Then held up 2 frag grenades)

Evil Tex: It's time to rock and roll with Mr. T!

(Megamind and Roxanne screamed in agony as Evil Texwas about to throw the grenades. Evil Texhen threw the two grenades at the duo and flew away laughing evilly. Just then, the screen cut to black as I heard explosions going off in the background)

### Evil Tex vs Turbo 2K13

It then cut to Fast Crew on a wooden table, similar to the Bee Movie part.

Turbo Where are we

Smoove Move: We in Hollywood, baby.

Chet: I don't know,Smoove Move.

Burn: I've with you, boo.

(Evil Tex then dropped down in front of the snails, holding a hammer)

Evil Tex: Hello, slugs.

Skidmark and White Shadow: Oh my gosh! A talking robot!

Whiplash: Who are you?

Evil Tex: My name is Evil Tex. And I'm here to destroy you seven."

(Fast Crew tried escaping by using their speed, but somehow it was no use)

Evil Tex: "What's the matter, slower than usual? That's because while you were sleeping, I gave you a potion that slows you down.

(before Evil Tex wielding his hammer)

Turbo: No! Don't kill us!

(Evil Tex swinged his hammer down on Fast Crew, and right before it was about to make contact with them, the screen cut to black)

### Evil Tex vs Mr. Peabody & Sherman 2K14

(It cut to a shot of the New York City Penthouse from Mr. Peabody & Sherman. Mr. Peabody, Sherman Penny, were gathered around the living room. But at that moment, Evil Tex walked onstage, with his electric guitar from the Pixar double pack boxset trailer in his hand, plugged in and at full volume)

Evil Tex: Hello, homies.

Mr. Peabody: We've heard a lot about you! Leave now or we will call the police!

Evil Tex: Is this right? I just wanted to do a quick plaining with you guys. So, let's rock and roll with the T-man!

(At that moment, Evil Tex started playing his guitar. Buster and the others screamed while covering their ears because the music was too loud. I also had to cover my ears during that musical number. Then, Evil Tex hits everyone with his guitar, killing them instantly)

### Evil Tex vs Home 2K15

(It faded into a scene, as it showed Tip and Oh in a basement. They then woke up, but were confused at where they were)

Oh: Tip? Where are we?

Tip: I don't know, but we need to get out of here!

(They then got up and went to the basement's entrance. However, before they opened the door, Evil Tex opened it

Evil Tex: Hey, friends! It's me, your good old pal, Texy! Say, do you want to see a-

(Before Evil Tex finished his sentence, a mug was thrown towards Tex's face and hits it)

Evil Tex: OW!

Tip: That's what you get for trapping us in the basement and killing many innocent people!

Oh: I agree with Tip.

(Evil Tex then looked at Tip with an evil smile after Tip said that. Evil Tex then replied, as his voice faded to a demonic effect)

Evil Tex: You know what? It's time to say goodbye!

(He then whacked Tip and Oh in the face with his hammer, and they fell down the basement's stairs)

Oh: Ow!

Tip: That really hurts!

Evil Tex: It's time to play with the Sexy Texy!" Evil Texsaid, as he grabbed out his chainsaw and starts it up.

(Evil Tex then started to fly towards Tip and Oh, and right before he made contact with them, the screen cut to black. The scene was similar to the Luca scene from Legendary THX Trailer by Pixar)

### Evil Tex vs Trolls 2K16

(It then cut to a shot of Trolls Village. Just then, Princess Poppy, Branch, Guy Diamond, DJ Suki, and the other trolls walked into the shot)

Branch: So Poppy, have you heard about anything strange lately?

Poppy: No, not recently. But I have heard of some murderous robot that kills various characters and people like..)

(While she was talking, it panned out of Trolls Village to show Evil Tex with a can of bug spray, aiming at the trolls)

Evil Tex: All I got to do is spray those weird little dwarves.

(Then it cut back to Trolls Village, where Biggie and Cooper were heard screaming, but it sounded realistic, as if their voice actors, James Corden and Ron Funches, just lost their crap)

Poppy: Guys! What's going on?

Biggie: It's that giant robot!

Cooper Yeah! I know, but that thing is still at a village!

(At that moment, all of the Trolls saw Evil Tex with his can of bug spray and gasped in shock)

Evil Tex: Hello, little trolls. There is no one here to save you.

(The trolls started freaking out, as Evil Tex pulled out a lighter to use with his bug spray)

Evil Tex: Don't worry. I'm just gonna have a cookout.

Poppy: RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

(The trolls ran around the village as Evil Texsprayed them with the fire bug spray. The trolls screamed in anguish as they were burnt to a crisp. As Evil Texflew away, the screen faded to black. The Trolls scene was similar to the Smurfs scene from that Sony Animation THX Trailer that Kadin encountered)

### Evil Tex vs The Boss Baby 2K17

(It cut to a shot of the Templeton's house. Inside, Tim Templeton, Boss Baby (Ted), and their family were watching a news report about Evil Tex)

The News Reporter said: A robot has killed over a thousand people since he thinks they fear him. So, stay inside, lock your doors, and most importantly-

(Right before he was about to finish his sentence, the TV turned off by itself. Tim heard about the news)

Tim: You heard him, that robot could be here any minute! What do we do?!

(Just then, Evil Texkicked down the door, grinning evilly)

Evil Tex: Hello, unlucky sparkies

Tim's Dad: It's him!

Tim's Mom: Also, you can't just kill people over being afraid of you!

Evil Tex: You really think I'll be ashamed of myself? TIME FOR SOME BABYSITTING WITH THE T-MAN!"

(Evil Tex grabbed out a pipe bomb and started it up to destroy the entirety of Tim's house. The Templetons started panicking over the bomb. Once the pipe bomb exploded, the house exploded to pieces, as Evil Tex flew out of the house laughing stupidly. The screen then cut to black)

### Evil Tex vs Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie 2K17

(It cut to a shot of Jerome Horowitz Elementary. George Beard and his friend Harold Hutchins were outside having recess.

Harold Hutchins: Uh, George, have you heard about a robot with a mustache lately?

George Beard: Nope, but that sounds like a great idea for a comic!

Evil Tex: Indeed it does.

(Evil Tex dropping down in front of George and Harold)

George Beard & Harold Hutchins: It's the robot!

Evil Tex: Hello, terrible comic writers, what are you up to?

George Beard & Harold Hutchins: MR. KRUPP, THERE'S A ROBOT!

Principal Krupp: What is it, you rascals?!

George and Harold snapped their fingers as Principal Krupp turned into Captain Underpants.

Captain Underpants: Tra-la-laaaaaa!

Harold Hutchins: Captain Underpants, there’s a robot on the loose and you got to stop him!

Captain Underpants: I’m on it, sidekicks!

(He then flew up in front of Tex)

Evil Tex: Hello, naked man!

"HEY!" Captain Underpants yelled "I’m not naked, I am Captain Underpants! In fact you are a lot worse than Professor Poopypants!"

Evil Tex: Oh, we’ll see about that!

(Captain Underpants used his underwear to slingshot at Evil Tex but he dodged it

Evil Tex: Ha, you missed. TIME FOR SHRINK O-RAMA WITH SEXY TEXY!

(Evil Tex took out Professor Poopypants' shrink ray and shrunk George, Harold, and Captain Underpants who screamed as they were being shrunk. Then, Evil Texpicked up George, Harold, and Captain Underpants and ate them whole)

### Evil Tex vs Abominable 2K19

(After that, the trailer showed a shot of the mountain at dusk. Yi, Peng, Burnish, and Everest were walking)

Yi: Well, guys. That went well as could be expected, didn't it?

(Peng, Burnish, and Everest nodded their heads. Just then, they heard Evil Tex's jetpack. He was hovering above them with an M4 rifle in his hands)

Yi Who are you?

Evil Tex: Hey there, violin-playing teenager. The name's Evil Tex.

Burnish: Give us one good reason why you are here!

Evil Tex: I came here to kill you because the rest of those animated characters disrespected my logo. Now, IT'S TIME TO BEGIN WORLD WAR 3 WITH THE T-MAN TONIGHT!!!

(Evil Tex then loaded his M4 and then fired it. He started to shoot Yi, Peng, Burnish, and Everest. Yi, Peng, Burnish, and Everest started screaming with realistic agony. Blood started flying everywhere and even all over the screen. Evil Texjust smiled evilly while firing his submachine gun. After he killed them and the screen cut to black. Evil Tex laughing in the background)

### Evil Tex vs The Bad Guys 2K22

(It then showed a scene from the Bad Guys. Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Shark, Ms. Tarantula, and Mr. Piranha were in their headquarters having a conversation about Evil Tex)

Mr. Wolf: So, crew, have you heard about a red hat wearing robot that is out there killing millions of people recently?

Mr. Snake: I have. He's killed tons of things like a few toys, two monsters and a little girl, 3 fish, a family of superheroes, 3 bugs, 2 cars, a rat, a robot and his girl robot friend, an old man and his wilderness explorer friend, a girl and her pet horse, 5 emotions, a dinosaur family, a musican, 2 elves, a jazz club band, 2 boys, a 13-year old girl, a elemental people, a softball team and an adventure boy."

Mr. Shark: Gosh, that's a lot of people! He's way more villainous than us!

Ms. Tarantula: We've got to stop him.

(All of a sudden, they heard evil laughter)

Mr. Piranha: Is that the robot you were talking about

(Just then Evil Texdropped down in front the bad guys, startling them)

Evil Tex: Hello, bank robbers.

Mr. Wolf: It's the robot! Now listen here, red robot. You have no right to kill people just because they were afraid of a certain logo. You should probably leave them alone or just accept the fact that they don't like you!

Evil Tex: That is so hostile but...I'm still gonna kill you.

(Evil Tex he grabbed out his chainsaw)

Mr. Snake: (gasps) Let's get out of here!"

(They all got into the car and drove away from Evil Texwhile screaming)

Evil Tex: Hey! Don’t run away from Sexy Texy!

(Evil Tex pressed the orange button on his chest and proceeded to fly after them)

Mr. Shark He’s gaining on us!

(Mr. Wolf continued driving the car. Evil Tex couldn’t fly faster, he then pushed his finger into his jetpack button pressing it harder)

Evil Tex: COME ON! LET’S GET FASTER WITH THE T-MAN!

(Evil Tex he flew even faster. However, a portal to a Hell from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut opened in front of them)

Mr. Wolf: What?!

(The criminals then went through the portal and screamed as they fell. They continued screaming until there was a sudden fiery explosion before the portal closed)

### Evil Tex vs Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken 2K23

(It faded into a shot of Oceanside High. Ruby Gillman is listen to the music with her headphones. All of a sudden, Evil Texappeared in front of her. This caused Ruby to scream in horror, turn off the music and put away her headphones)

Evil Tex: Hello, kraken.

(Evil Tex: was holding the Flamethrowe from Over The Hedge Scene)

Ruby Gillman: What's that you got there?

Evil Tex: You don't want to know. Now, it's time for you to burn to Satan's Kingdom! Now, it's time for me to have some Spicy Fried Kraken!

(At that moment, Evil Tex pressed the trigger on the flamethrower and started the burn Oceanside High. Ruby scream in agony as she was being burned alive, Just then, the propane tanks exploded afterwards. It was like a devastating moment that happened to tankers when they explode because of the heat from flames. It was called BLEVE (Boiling Liquid Expand Vapor Explosion) Evil Tex then disappeared as the scene then faded to black)

### Evil Tex vs Orion and The Dark 2K24

(It faded into a shot of a dark forest, just then, Orion and Dark came into the shot)

Orion: Woah, where are we?

(After about 3 seconds, Evil Texdropped down to the ground, startling Orion and Dark)

Evil Tex: Hello there, whoever you are!

Dark: W-who are you!? What are you even doing here!?

Evil Tex: I can't tell you the reason why, but I can give you something that will cheer you up!

(He then grabbed Dark and they disappeared without a trace, like in the Pixar Trailer. Orion got confused, as she looked around to see where Evil Tex is. It then went to his point of view, as he continued looking around. But not long after, A mysterious jumpscare (which almost looked like Tex) flew up towards Orion, and oh god, it looked berserk. It was entirely black, and there were sharp teeth coming out of it's head. Sound effect of THX Evil TexRed Clouds Trailers. Right before the figure was about to make contact with Orion, the screen cut to black. The sound of blood splattering everywhere heard, and Orion letting out a loud blood-curdling scream)

## William Hunt's Death

(Then it showed a wide shot of the THX logo on a black background. The animation of the THX logo was from the Evil Tex1 trailer. On the floor I could see the DreamWorks moon all broken up into pieces. Just then, the deep note with the chorus of peoples screams returned except the deep note was digitally mastered pitched and the screams were at the same level of loudness as that deleted contest trailer that i saw. There were also the screams from various DreamWorks characters including those of Shrek, Donkey, Puss, Fiona, Po, The Furious Five, Shifu, RJ, Verne, Stella, Hammy, Lou, Penny, Oizzie, Heather, Bucky, Quillo, Spike, Alex, Marty, Gloria, Melman, Penguins, Monkies, Lemurs, Grug, Eep, Astrid, Hiccup, Z, Bala, Oscar, Barry B. Benson, Adam, B.O.B., Susan, Megamind, Jack Frost, Sandman, North, Bunnymund, Toothiana, Turbo, Chet, Whiplash, Skidmark, White Shadow, Burn, Smoove Move, Mr. Peabody, Sherman, Oh, Tip, Poppy, Branch, Tim, Boss Baby's crying, George, Harold, Captain Underpants, Yi, Peng, Burnish, Everest, Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Shark, Ms. Tarantula, Mr. Piranha, Ruby Gillman, Orion and Dark. Just then, Evil Tex landed on the ground just like what he did in that Moo Can trailer almost like a jumpscare. Evil Tex then held up a head. The severed head resembled that of the head of the DreamWorks fishing boy mascot himself, William Hunt)

Evil Tex: Hello, DreamWorks fans. The evil Sexy Texy is back at it again killing more animated characters from different animation companies because they disrespected my logo! I also killed their mascot as well! Now hear this, viewers! if you are ever scared of me, or my logo, I will find your country, I will find your region, I will find your address, I will find your world, I will find your city, I will find your town and I will find you and kill you till you die! Pleasant dreams and may the T-Man Invasion be with you!"

(Evil Tex dropped the head of William Hunt and flew off into the darkness laughing evilly. Just then, the logo faded out and the famous THX slogan "The Audience Is Listening". The corners of the screen were blood stained. Evil Tex's evil laughter can still be heard. The text then faded out. It showed a black screen for about 10 seconds)

## Shrek's Jumpscare

(But after 10 seconds, a demented picture of Shrek came in. It was the scene from Shrek 2 when Puss attacked Shrek and he started screaming in pain. But this time, his eyes were just black hollow holes with red dots and blood was dripping from his sockets. It was also accompanied by a very loud distorted version of Shrek's roar. It was also accompanied by a slow and loud distorted version of Shrek screamed as he fell towards the water overlapped a very loud distorted version of Shrek's roar. That scared the crap out of me. After that frightening jumpscare ended)