Goldie

> Kill yourself.
>
> Goldie, Project: Hot Tub

Goldie

### Relatives

Trina (Sister), Mini (Youngest Brother), Reaperfish (Brother), Fishy (Brother), Tucker (Brother), Swedish, McFish, and Puffy (Very, Very, Very Distant Cousins)

### Affiliation

Dev (Best Friend), Stuff (Best Friend), Hboy (Friend), Willam (Enemy), Angelfish (Love Interest), Carl (Friend)

## Appearances

### Debut

Season 1, Episode 1

Goldie is an orange animatronic fish with a yellow tummy. He is part of the main 3 and is an R.L.H.W.R. - Relatively Large Humane War Robot, with hidden weaponry, such as his plasma blaster and retractable arm spikes, and a jetpack. He is based on and voiced by Scratcher Goldie\_TheGoldfish.

## Instance Log

R.L.H.W.R. Instance #008-Goldie#008

Subject has proven to be powerful in combat and has laid down the framework for Tucker#090. Subject has retractable spikes on both arms, the left arm has a retractable railgun with patented tech of the U.S. Army allowed any projectile shot to be invisible, making is nearly impossible to dodge. The spikes are made of steel frames and diamond tips with a steel coating to top them off. He is agile, durable and strong, a perfect storm for such an instance. It was debated whether or not to make him an R.L.I.W.R. or an R.L.H.W.R, but eventually we figured out that with emotions he can persuade enemies to stop fighting due to his look. He has held a strong crush on Instance Angelfish#1.15, but she ended up lesbian. Instance #008 has been one of the most useful assets in the U.S. Army, and Instance #090 is planned to be even more useful than #008 ever was. #008 was retired from service on September 1st, 2010. His whereabouts are unknown to the army at this moment.

## Personality

Goldie is usually pretty chill, but he is fully capable of being cold, sadistic, and cruel. He will commonly resort to physical violence when he is upset, such as when he slapped Hboy or beat up Stuff for days in a row. However, most of this is likely attributed to Goldie being built for war, so it makes sense for him to rarely feel remorse for his actions. But there have been points where Goldie has felt bad for people, his friends. Goldie also appears to have some serious anger issues, as he can go from 0 to 100 real quick.

Goldie has also been shown to truly care about his family, as he doesn't trust any men with Trina, not even one of his own best friends. He picks on Mini a lot, but that doesn't mean that he hates him.

## Trivia

* Goldie, along with all of the other R.L.H.W.R's (Besides Tucker) were actually all built for either Goldie's Aquarium or Swedish's Aquarium, but were stolen by a cult which added the weaponry to them. They were then all sold to the US Army. Tucker was actually built by the US Army, which explains the jump in quality.
* He is a bit taller than Dev, making him the tallest of the main 3. The top of his head isn't visible in the intro, so he gets a bowling ball dropped on him to shorten him down.
* Goldie has been shown to enjoy playing basketball, though he barely knows what he's doing and frequently rages.
* Goldie enjoys playing DoubleU fighters.
* Goldie can get drunk for comedic effect, even though that doesn't make much sense.
* Goldie can canonically levitate and create thunder/lightning whenever he says the simple phrase, "Kill yourself."
* Goldie is bisexual.