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5.7 Competitiveness and Productivity

 The health of a nation’s economy in the global marketplace relies on its productivity and
competitiveness.

 In recent years the U.S. hasn’t been as globally competitive in vital areas of technology.

 The U.S.’ production of patents has fallen in recent years, which can cause certain countries to potentially corner vital technological markets.

 While the number of doctorates in science and engineering have gone up in the U.S. in the past several years, a portion of these numbers are foreign students, who may opt to return to their home country, rather than contribute to America’s economy.

 The World Economic Forum in its annual Global Competitiveness Report for 2012-2013,evaluates and ranks the top 10 countries that are based on a variety of factors. The U.S. was ranked 7th, with Switzerland being 1st.

 Congress in 2010 authorized the America COMPETES Reauthorization Act, which provided funding for scientific research, and cutting edge innovations in energy, as well as better education in the STEM fields at all levels.
Analysis and Systems

Analysis engineers use mathematical models and computational tools to offer the essential data to design, develop, or research engineers to help them perform their function. They typically specialize in a technology area significant to the products or services being produced.

Systems engineers are responsible for ensuring that the components interface appropriately and work as a whole unit. They are also accountable for identifying the overall design requirements,which may involve dealing with customers or marketing personnel to accurately determine market needs. Systems engineers are responsible for meeting the overall design requirements, from a technical perspective.
Deliana

Deliana is a disease-ridden vegan whose homeland is unknown. She is a popular figure in Poland due to her veganism and has cult followings in many small Polish villages. On August -8th, 161616, she was speared in the head by a Native American with avoidant personality disorder.

## Childhood

As a baby, Deliana's sister, Fiona, refused to pick her up and regularly made faces of disgust when the offer was proposed. As a result, Deliana developed a crippling mental disorder known as veganism; she has so far saved zero animals. Fiona attempted to bring her to therapy to treat this disorder, but this proved ineffective as the therapist was a pescetarian.

## Involvement in hard drugs

Deliana became interested in hard drugs such as LSD, krokodil, and ketchup when she was introduced to them by a nihilist polar bear. Her addiction to ketchup was the worst of the three and, when it worsened, she began stealing from her family and friends in order to buy it. The vegan quit her job so she could spend more time drinking it and, as a result, was fired from her job; several months later she kicked the habit by switching to mustard.

## Quotes

"Check out this new vegan recipe!"

"I love saving animals!"

"I made soup!"

"How am I supposed to do makeup for like fifty people?"

"I'm a clock!"

"There's an old saying in Texas that says 'fool me once, shame on you'; fool me, you can't get fooled again."
Hunter

Hunter is a greasy Floridian timelord native to grease, Florida, and timelord. Many of his feats go unnoticed because he covers them with socks; his jokes, however, are highly toxic and can induce asthma, difficulty breathing, respiratory trouble, a hard time ingesting oxygen, and osteoporosis.

## Biography

Hunter was born in Florida and continues to dress as if he still lives there. When he turned 86, wings clawed their way out of his back and he flew to Massachusetts to be recruited into the ranks of Team Dalor. He failed training because his hair regularly got caught in the barbed wire, but he was later told that he could "still sell t-shirts". In modern days, Hunter sells t-shirts.

## Trampoline Cannon

Hunter acts as a cannonball for the trampoline cannon - an effective weapon in the Meme War. Each time he's catapulted, a shrill "WHOAAAAAA" can be heard in the distance. The resulting explosion is said to be ten times the sun minus fifty terminally ill kangaroo babies.

## Death

Regular warnings from his parents stressed that Hunter would "become a meth addict" if he ever set foot on Main Street. He ignored these warnings, however, and walked into Hyannis aiming to venture down the heavily-populated road; he was declared dead twice on the same day at approximately 1:72 PM. He had died on impact the second he entered Main Street.

## Legacy

Being a favorite among the followers of Team Dalor, t-shirts were ironically made after his death; they featured a monochrome portrayal of his face with "JUSTICE FOR HUNTRON" printed below in Comic Sans. They did not sell. As a result of the Justice for Huntron Movement, however, Main Street was exploded the next day. The blame was inaccurately pinned on ICETHIS.

## Quotes

"WHOOAAAAAAAAA"

"I'm gonna touch ya."

"OH HO HO HO"

"I don't care what you say, Mom. Main Street needs me."

"Sup, Dalius?"
Dal's Epic Lair

The main place of business/worship/Satanic spawning is the location known as "Dal's House". This where the memers congregate until they have thought of an idea on where else to hang for that day, or if they just want to get shit on at Wii Sports by Dalius "This is the only game that I own but that isn't true because I also own Mario Kart" Kuklux. The base also provides easy access to a lake in case anyone wants to drown him or herself at any given moment. Dan is quoted as saying that he always feels "at home" while at Dal's house, but Hunter is quoted as saying that he needs "help. I've been trapped in this basement for twenty years. It's like a fucky maze down here and I'm coughing up blood. Someone call the authorities appropriate for this situation".
Fiona

Fiona is a ~~vegan~~ healthy human and dolphin trainer from the Moon. She is best known for her ~~veganism~~ healthy eating and her tendency to ~~abstain from consuming animal products~~ eat healthy.

Fiona has a sister named Deliana.

## Birth

Fiona was born in the year 143q divided by zero in Chicago, Nebraska. She became a ~~vegan~~ healthy eater at the age of two and a half when she was saved from drowning by sixty-six cows and three pigs. These animals, however, later turned out to be Apple Geniuses wearing cheap costumes hoping to market their products as farm bitches.

## Childhood

Fiona, going by the Tumblr-given nickname "Bunbun" as of the age of six, regularly tripped over Dal and Justine even though she didn't know who they were at the time. Zootzoot would later go on to enter a parasitic relationship with Dal and have a secret gay thing with Justine, a fellow ~~vegan~~ healthy eater.

## Debate over existence

Many scientists argue over whether or not Fiona is real due to her unearthly beauty, but PETA regularly writes them to remind them that she is indeed from the Moon and not Planet Earth. President Oreoboy has compared her to the South African cryptid Chupacabra, calling her a "menace to the general public and an outright sneaky, ill-willed person".

## Quotes

"I call shotgun."

"Can I watch?"

"I'm a ~~vegan~~ healthy eater, by the way."

"I draw hentai. Fifty cents per piece."

"I can recite the entire Bee Movie script in one breath. Want to see?"
The Wicked Spooky Wind Force Complex

The Wicked Spooky Wind Force Complex is an abandoned complex located in faraway lands. Team Dalor uses this complex as a hideout from the evil forces of Pat Scat Clit Pork as it offers very spooky protection. In 2,000,2,000, Dal led an expedition into the base accompanied by Fiona, Gustavo, Maine, and Kentucky. The team quickly cleansed the base of all Scottish YouTubers hiding in the bushes and claimed it as their own; on the way home, Dal was arrested by the ATV Nazi's cousin who sought revenge against the leader of the memers.

The base includes an abandoned Pepe neighborhood, abandoned Troll Face barracks, and an abandoned Doge factory. It also borders a cliff where Charlie fell and died.
The Schmandlot

The Schmandlot is a baseball park located in a place where no one lives. It is regularly used by Team Dalor as a base of operations when none of the houses are good enough but no one wants to visit the mall or travel far. Dal and Gustavo were navigating the perimeter of the park near Halloween night and saw a clown in the woods (I'm not even joking this actually might've happened for realz); acting fast, they bravely pulled out their weapons and ran like hell to the car which was no longer there because it was hijacked by vegan pirates. The clown cornered them on the bleachers but then confessed that it was a trap. Gustavo shouted, "TRAPS AREN'T GAY" and Dal cut his head off for being an idiot. Dal then decapitated the clown, a trap, and committed seppuku. When Patrick discovered the bodies, he revived Dal and Gustavo because they both had ray gun.
Caught em' pants down

## Overview

After the mission Investigation of the Triad, two teams continued on their mission to infiltrate Diamonds convoy and kill her, effectively replacing Ace as a puppet King in control by Jess.

Team Alpha consisted of Bo, El-Berto, and Punished Shade.

Team Bravo consisted of Lamar Davis, Hailey Nakashima, Jess, Cindy, and Ace.

While El-Berto continued to cause issues at the fortress they were infiltrating with Team Alpha, Jess and Ace jumped out of the VTOL in order to scout ahead and take out security around Diamond's building. Meanwhile, the rest of Team Alpha waited in the forest for the arrival of Diamond's convoy.

Jess and Ace hid the bodies of the security team while Diamond arrived and entered the building, finding nothing out of the ordinary. Afterwards, Cindy made her move and snuck onto the property, on her hunt for Diamond.

After infiltrating, Cindy and Dia began their brutal battle as Dia temporarily retreated and ran into Jess. After kicking Jess off a balcony, Jess attacked her and threw her back into the house and into Cindy's cruel clutches. Meanwhile, more of Dia's soldiers arrived on scene, which Jess and Ace reverted their attention to.

Hailey and Lamar quickly jumped in to assist with the soldiers and worked together with Jess and Ace in order to dispatch the opposing force.

Meanwhile inside, Cindy and Dia continued their brutal battle, with Dia retreating once again and turning into a cornered animal. Cindy managed to wrestle Dia out of a window and into the pool below as Jess covered her, murdering Dia inside of the now bloody pool as explosions went off inside of the house, causing the building to crumble. Getting hungry after the fight, Cindy entered the slightly ruined kitchen in order to pull out some food and make a salami sandwich.

However, all was not yet done as they had forgotten Dia was kept alive by her blood vial. After seeing her body missing, Cindy proceeded to the houses basement in order to find the vial while an injured Jess and Ace were attacked by Dia. After finding the vial and destroying it, Cindy brutally stabbed and crushed Dia's skull. With Dia finally dead, the Triad was forced to accept Ace as the new King, and they were effectively dealt with.

Injured but successful, everyone went back to NMB. This mission ended the Triad arc (for now), and was a send off for Season One of NMB missions.
Beth

Beth Dewey is a social justice warrior, jocial wustice sarrior, wocial susitice jarrior, and ~~waitress~~ line cook hailing from ~~a field near a tiny church~~ a disorganized apartment. She plays a key role in the meme war as she brings social justice to the evil doings of Pat Scat Clit Pork and his nasty minions.

## Touchdown

At birth, Beth was crumpled up into a ball and then thrown down to earth. Landing in a deep cesspool full of bullshit, she was rescued by a flock of Tumblrinas and began developing hatred towards cis-male scum through Stockholm syndrome; she still feels resentment today as once a cis-male asked her what time it was and she choked him until he developed a severe case of police brutality.

## As a judge

Dewey is a social judge, meaning that she deems every act as safe for the gays or not safe for the gays. Most of the acts committed are not safe for the gays. In the Meme War, she is used as a valuable weapon as she has stopped Pat Scat Clit Pork's forces from advancing on several occasions. On the hot winter night of March 85th, Clit Pork's North Korean cronies were violently pissing Red Bull all over the walls when Beth zoomed to the scene in a sequin patrol car. She stepped out and shouted "TRIGGERED" so loudly that the cronies' stomachs turned inside out, the Red Bull urine was vacuumed back into their wazoos, their eyes turned into cheap golf balls made in Vietnam, and they folded in on themselves and disappeared. The battle of the sketchy hallway near the gym had been won.

## Quotes

"Why do we even associate with him?"

"Die, you cis-male white scum!"

"Check out my Tumblr for updates on President Truckball."

"TRIGGERED"
Judex

> *"Enough of your babbling."*
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> - Judex to God
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**Judex** was an angel born to Raguel sometime before Lucifer's fall. After being born, he was raised solely by his father. This resulted in him becoming quite distant with other angels, much like his father. When his brother was born, he was told by his father to protect him. Eventually, God found out about his existence, and in fear for their lives, he and Regnell fled to Assiah, around the same time Lucifer fell, making him a fallen angel. However [Spoiler] and they split up. Some time later, Judex fell in love with and impregnated Eve, the first human woman and first vampire, leading to the birth of Odia Finch, and the rest of the Finch bloodline.

Apparently, at some point, he lost his body, and was deemed inactive for a time until coming across Cosmar and inhabiting his body. Cosmar died shortly after, but his influence had Cosmar turn into an angel. The angel Cosmar, with Judex's angelic spirit within him, worked under Michael as an assassin, but Judex kept his existence to Michael a secret as he would have assumed he was one of the angels who fell to join Lucifer in the war. When he found out about Regnell, he had Cosmar try to kill him, but eventually they lost a battle with the two and Cosmar died, resulting in Judex fleeing from his body. He later takes possession of Selex Finch's old body, and started a group called the Illustrata which he led to defeat all the powers in the universe and reform the laws of the universe itself.

In the timeline Flow originates from, Judex helped seal what was revealed to be his brother Regnell, and then faded back into the Finch timeline waiting to be awakened again.
Kopplethorn Engine

## TLDR

A machine made by Kopplethorn and modified by Cookie to simulate Virtual Reality worlds and Dimensions to your brain. This is used to train NMB soldiers in VR missions and scenarios to prepare them for real battle.

## Overview

The Koppelthorn Engine is a quantum calculations system. When connected to virtual reality devices it allows the construction of simulated environments containing a hitherto unprecedented amount of information. That information is converted into a signal and conveyed into a person's brain via a headset, directly synthesizing information for each of the senses while simultaneously cutting off feedback from the body. That way, it's possible to realize a VR environment that is completely indistinguishable from the real world, down to the lights, sounds, even the sense of smell and touch.

There are side effects to using this device, such as the feeling of possessing someone else's body, and vice-versa. That's because of the pseudo-signal filling the brain. Theoretically, it should be possible to replicate exactly the same stimulus as from the sensory structures of a physical body.

The Koppelthorn Engine doesn't simply create virtual reality tests, but can actually manage to get around barriers that separate parallel universes that satisfy certain requirements, and incorporating that data into the VR systems scenario constructor. Peering and interfering with another universe can cause some disturbances, making it so universes start to combine with each other and warp space and time itself.

Sometimes, a "singularity" can break into another universe, and the only way to restore each universe would be to capture the singularity and perform a counter-unitary conversion via the Koppelthorn Engine, thereby dispersing the wave function to its state before convergence.
The Millennium Dalcon

The Millennium Dalcon is a shiny automobile captained by Dal and the successor of the Dalius Mobile. It is the current main mode of transportation for the filthy memers and will likely stay that way until Mike Tyson calms down.

## Abilities

The Dalcon is a Soobooboo Leggerjee and an immense upgrade from Dal's last car; while the Dalius Mobile had paper tires, the Dalcon has tires made of pure steel. While the Dalius Mobile used a Fisher Price radio, the Dalcon has a booming wall of sound equipped with 50,000 submarine woofers. The Millennium Dalcon also has a gaping sunroof which has aided the memers in the Meme War; during the Battle of Very Hot Day, Dal opened the sunroof while he was plowing through Pat Scat Clit Pork's minions and Gustavo popped his head out of the top of the car, screaming "BRAP" each time he brapped a minion. Left behind the new car was a heap of dead henchmen all wishing posthumously that they could get one last s u c c from Clit Pork himself.

## The Millennium Dalcon

A young goober roach attempting to hijack the Dalcon. He didn't make it out alive.

## Previous ownership

Little is known about the previous ownership of the Dalcon; after five minutes of research, Dal concluded that it was previously owned by a redneck beatnik with a red neck who beat Nick. This may or may not be true as the redneck beatnik who was interviewed did not have a red neck and did not beat Nick.

Because Dal currently owns the car, its coolness level and value have both gone up higher than suicide rates in Lithuania. Many Hutts and fat Italian salesmen have tried to get their hands on the Dalcon but all have failed as Jabba doesn't get the Millennium Falcon in Star Wars and fat Italian salesmen can't get their hands on anything because they're too busy putting all of their fingertips together. Nevertheless, Dal has kept a close eye on anyone who keeps a close eye on the Millennium Dalcon.
S u c c s h a r c c

The s u c c s h a r c c is a sexy sea beast native to the sea which is kept as a pet by Dal. Due to the fact that the Dalius Boat was hijacked by attention-seeking Somali Pirates, the s u c c s h a r c c is now Team Dalor's main mode of marine transportation.

## Purchase

Dal purchased the s u c c s h a r c c from a group of legless hippies at the Legless Hippie Fest, though it is unknown why he attended this event in the first place. Dal was drawn to the fish when it gave him the puppy dog eyes, though these puppy dog eyes were ripped from a puppy dog prematurely and had no time to become ripe. Without reluctance, Dal took the s u c c s h a r c c home and raised it to kill bugs and whatnot.

## Powers and abilities

The s u c c s h a r c c can shoot the fucking lasers out of its eyes. It can also reach speeds of 10 bajillion hours per mile and jump as high as 10 katrillion feet (DISCLAIMER: Team Dalor does not condone foot fetishes). Additionally, it possesses the ability to make everyone laugh hard enough so that their intestines become self-aware and slither out of their mouths.The s u c c s h a r c also has a built-in toaster. Wow, high-tech!

## Notable accomplishments

The s u c c s h a r c c was involved in the assassination of Mr. Robot Guy. Dal threw it at him and it chewed his head off.
Peter

Peter Dermfish is a gaylord native to the planet Alaska. He's well-known in his homeland for his gross obsession with the phrase "suh dude" and for being the best at the sport of drumfucking. He has nearly been killed by Dal at least twice in the past minute.

## Spawning

Peter spawned in the middle of the map and was spawnkilled by a tribe of chubby Reddit users who didn't like his new-age haircut. Upon spawning a second time, they spared his life but he was later kidnapped and brutally cut open by a Jamaican with only one leg named Wunny. President Truckball has been trying tirelessly to have Wunny executed.

## Interests

Excelling at the sport of drumfucking, Peter has won many awards for his sweaty endeavors in the craft. The act of drumfucking begins when the player seduces a large bass drum, rubs the circumference until it warms up, then proceeds to fuck it. If a hole is torn on the first try, the gods above reward the player with microwavable cotton candy and lots of cool magnets. Dermfish himself has won at least eight.

## Role in Team Dalor

Dermfish's role in Team Dalor is loosely defined as he has not yet stated his asl. (Hurry up with that, Peter.) He does, however, make decent efforts in the Meme War to suppress Pat Scat Clit Pork's forces; many tiny armadillo children credit Peter for saving them from Clit Pork's crooked North Korean wang.

Peter has made several generous donations to charity. Yesterday, he donated 12,000 meme bucks to the charity that helps out kids who play Minecraft.

## Quotes

"yas queen"

"suh dude"

"Yeah I'm a drumfucker... it's no big deal..."
Eliot

Eliot, also known as Toilet, Bitch Boy, Hirohito, Mr. Melty Munch, and Fat Camp, is a Japanegro from Japafrica. He's best known for contributing nothing to Team Dalor aside from weird facial hair and fisting threats.

## Birth

Eliot was born from a pile of dead fish. His mother, a kawaii version of Ellen Degeneres, prayed for revelation over the pile but instead was gifted with a stack of jelly-filled doughnuts with peanutbutter inside instead of jelly. This stack was named Eliot, though she soon realized that other children would call him Toilet and removed one T. Children still called him Toilet.

## Childhood

Eliot's childhood was ruined approximately two seconds after it started when his father, an Irish Reddit user, was pressured into fisting him by his Club Penguin friends who had organized into a Fascist mob. The Japanegro underwent years of therapy; just as his last session was about to conclude, his therapist admitted to joining the Fascist mob and then fisted him twice as hard. Eliot now has the compulsive urge to beg for people to fist him.

## Death at the hands of Hundo

The Japanegro began to decay gradually after his addiction to video games started. The boy, attempting to enter the anal fisting room, tried to open a door. Hundo, in an effort to destroy his obsession with anal fisting, closed the door. Eliot opened it once again only to see that Hundo had shut it on him once more. This process repeated approximately 86,357 times and took up about 30 minutes of everyone's lives. The cycle ended when Hundo, immensely frustrated at his competitor, channeled his inner Angry Cannon Monster and vowed to kill Eliot. He called forth the Hundo cannon and slipped inside, shouting "SUCK CHODE" as he lit the cannon and was fired through the air into Eliot's stomach. Upon impact, Eliot turned into a door and was busted open; he screamed intensely with his door mouth. Hundo then made a loop back and stopped mid-air above the broken Japanese door. He screamed, "Commence landing", and then whipped down onto the pile of splintered wood at approximately 186mph. Eliot screamed more intensely and at a higher pitch, causing many people playing the same game to shoot themselves in the mouth in order to avoid the disgusting sound. Hundo was given a trophy which he sold to a dying fidget farmer.

## Quotes

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"
Marius

Marius Klovax is the brother of Dal twice surgically removed. He aids Team Dalor in their quest to defeat Pat Scat Clit Pork on occasion but does not enjoy doing so.

## Biography

Marius was invented by 2002 in the year Dal. Growing up, his favorite band was Scottish rock band AC/DC; he now enjoys the music of Christian rock band AD/BC. Marius grew up in reverse, becoming less mature as he got bigger. This phenomenon is known as gravity.

## Halloween

Marius accompanied Dal, Fiona, Justine, and Patar in the quest to earn sweet, razor-blade candy from old folks close to death. He moved from Point A to Point B by exploiting a strategy known as bike-hobbling; his nimble legs were able to perform this method effectively and the rockets on the back of his bike provided thrust for extra speed. A minor incident occurred which Marius explained as "the abode upon which we've only just recently encountered", or "the same crib we just hit up".

## Hate speech

The ally of Team Dalor is known for his hatred of Chinese kids and nartards. On several occasions, he has been banned from speaking in public due to his rampant racism and quickness to tell his mother to "shut the heck up".

## Sportsball

Marius is an avid sportsball player as he plays every sport known to the American Bald Eagle. He specializes in baseball, football, basketball, basefootball, basketfaceball, footfaceball, curling, hockeyball, and ball.

## Quotes

"Yo, this is the same crib we just hit up."

"What a nartard."

"Shut the heck up."

"Where even is u cousin"

"U better answer my texts u bubba gum dumb dumb"
Amber

Amber is an intergalactic hippie, dragon-tamer, and former owner of a certain Orange Castle. During the Meme Wars, she provided shelter to the Memers in the form of underwater bunkers and Peruvian police officers.

## Early life

Amber, whose name derives from the month of Decamber, was born in Denver, Colorado, United States, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sol, Milky Way in the year 1982. In her young age, she reportedly trained gorillas to ride horses and wrote about it in ancient texts. These texts have yet to be uncovered, but are allegedly buried across the street from where you are right now.

At the age of 3.14159265, Amber discovered a dragon and named it "Nikrs" after the highly offensive racial slur. Nikrs was aggressive at first but soon began mimicking the behavior of parrots, dogs, cats, refrigerators, and Conan O'Brien.

## Career as a sand-farmer

The year 191919 was markedly difficult for agriculture and after the Great Sand Plague of 2021, sand-farming was the only viable alternative to guinea pig farming. Amber took up raising sand at the age of W; she began pioneering different ways to build it into castles, destroy it completely, and change its color. The town of Amberstan, then called "Sand Land", followed these techniques and thus changed its name in her honor.

## Fun facts

Amber still trains Nikrs to this day.

Amber's war pigs, Gus and Casper, broke loose recently and devoured the state of Rhode Island. This was not her fault.

Amber has no parents or siblings.

## Quotes

Amber does not speak English. Her quotes can be heard here.
Max

Max is the current President elect of the Gay Tribe. Ever since he was gang-licked by Italian battle dogs, he has gained worldwide popularity and receives at least 5,000,000 letters from fans each day (they're all death threats) as of November 50th, 2002.

Born in Botswana and educated in Zimbabwe, Max holds a degree in sick skater flips. I’m kidding. Born in the Canadian province of North Dakota and educated in the Russian territory of Alaska, Max holds a degree in absolutely nothing. He has, however, managed to become the President elect of the Gay Tribe. That’s called white privilege, kids.

As the designated wire-chewer, Max has chewed approximately 20,000 important wires since the year 1823 and does not feel sorry for it one bit. Many hospitals have been deprived of proper care as a result and thousands of bitchy elderly folk have died. Serves ‘em right, eh?

## Childhood

There is still debate over whether Max had a childhood. Most Democrats say that Max was raised as a cow-sucking Jew while the Republicans agree that Max was born living a life of sin and shame at the age of 80. While debates are conducted frequently, no impasse has yet been reached aside from the fact that he ain’t about shit.

## Wiccanism

Max is a hopeless gypsy and worships trees, rocks, birds, and brass doorknobs. According to scholars, he believes that if you don’t slam your front door shut while marching around the house and simultaneously yelling “sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida, fun time deh yah, ah time fi de busrida” in a sassy black lady voice, a demon will come into your home and wedge a block of cheese into your asshole. This is untrue and a GoFundMe account has been set up to convince Max that goblins and trolls aren’t real. Please donate. Please.

## President elect

Max was the Gay Party nominee for President of Gayland and was elected President by an unpopular vote in 1985. The Electoral College of Knowledge has stated that they’re “pissed beyond belief”. A recent claim by the Flemocrats has stated that the Russians hacked the election, but this was debunked when research proved that Max incessantly bitched and whined his way up to the top when things weren’t going his way. Further evidence is expected to be released.
Parasite X

## "Parasite X" made by Cookie on 08/26/2016

Currently working on a a chemical bound that is sure to eliminate any strain of Parasite in existance. From my research there is no way for it to be done under Normal Scientific cells, methods or research. which is why we're going to be borrowing some cells from AREA 51. More specifically...Metriod Cells...

Metroids are the titular creatures created by the Chozo. First discovered on the planet SR388 years after their introduction, they were promptly used as a bioweapon by the Space Pirates. Metroids feed on the "life energy" of their prey in a manner similar to the way a leech drains a host organism's blood. Unlike leeches, Metroids leave all of their prey's blood and internal organs intact yet lacking the energy necessary to sustain life.

Fusing them with a revealing agent that will expose parasites out in the open from fog, mist, and even inside an organism will expose them vunurable enough for a metriod cells to devour the parasites..clearing mist/fogs. but i dont think it will work with phantoms. though it would strip them from their active powers. meaning no metallic Archaea, no more strains, and no more enhancements. For an example. This will weaken the Phantom RAYS, Remove the ability for the mammal pods to shapeshift, Phantom Gekkos become normal Gekkos. and of course Queenie can no longer use Metallic Archaea which is 40% of her power.

it will clear fog. No more re-creating new strains. no more Skull Unit, Mist Unit, Sniper Unit, and no more mass production!

Someone go steal me a Metroid ^^
Sylus

Sylus is a mongoloid and Subaru model produced by North Korean dictator Pat Scat Clit Pork. He is best known for being a filthy Asian slimeball that listens to K-Pop (Kill Me Pop).

## Birth

Sylus was born in Pyongyang, North Korea. As he crawled out of the womb, it was commonly noted that he looked just like his mother. And his father. And his brothers and sisters, and his neighbors, and his co-workers, and the milk man. The mongoloid managed to escape Pyongyang by diverting Pat Scat Clit Pork's attention with a bowl of poh fry ry; Sylus tossed it into China and the dictator shouted, "I EAT IT" as Sylus slipped across the border while he was busy. Asians are conniving and sneaky, aren't they?

## Abilities

Team Dalor greatly values Sylus as he possesses many strengths and nifty powers due to his Asian heritage. He has the ability to see through walls and into the near future with his squinty eyes and shield the memers from anti-meme slushballs with his Korean bowl cut. He is also widely known for breaking out into K-Pop ballads whenever a bank teller kills himself; this has pissed off several gooey banana slugs. Sylus can also shoot clusters of rice out of his hands; this act was performed in the Battle of the Shitty Pipe Hallway when Sylus blasted Pat Scat Clit Pork's advancing forces. The hallway itself was flooded with rice and the pipes in the walls, so full of Asian cuisine, burst open and thus the hallways were closed. The termination of these hallways fucked up a lot of schedules. Let's not let that happen again.

## Role in the Gay Tribe

Sylus has played a major role in the Gay Tribe as he supplies the subgroup with K-Pop and rice. On April -6th, 7102, Max confronted Sylus at his home and said, "Who are you voting for in the coming election for President of the Gay Tribe"? Sylus responded with "your weenis" and then karate-chopped him in the middle knee.

## Quotes (translated into Engrish)

Wai yu so tan?

*(Did you go to the beach?)*

Ai bang mai fu kin nee.

*(I've bumped into a coffee table.)*

Dum fuk.

*(You stupid man.)*

Chin tu fat.

*(I think you need a facelift.)*

Fa kin su pa!

*(That's great!)*
Asag

> *"The taste of this air is just another sign of its need for assimilation, to acquire a more perfect taste. Now that I am free, I can begin this conquest anew...I'm back, bitches!"*
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> - Asag to Mathias Cronqvist, Juliette Fernandez, Odia Finch, Imamiah, and Death
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**Asag** was one of the ancient entities that rose from the waters of chaos alongside deities such as God and Death before the Big Bang. He became known for his ability to eat other entities, and after the primordial stage of the Universe, he went around from galaxy to galaxy devouring them. He almost ate Earth and all of its inhabitants, but was defeated by Lucifer and bound with the chains of Sharur in Asag's Cage. He is notable for being the very first demon as well as the first of the Asakku demon breed. Originally, his power surpassed God's, but akin to Death, he allowed Nu to sap him of much of his power so that he could perfect the taste of the Earth and its creatures.
Hang

Hang (pronunciation: [ˌfläksəˌnôsəˌnīˌhiləˌpiləfiˈkāSHən]) is the demented lovechild of Conan O'Brien and Confucius. He is well-known for his signature waddle, which sufficiently carries him from Point A to Point B but does so in a shitty fashion; this makes him easy prey for North American wildlife, large birds, and telemarketers.

## Biography

Hang was born within thirty miles of a toxic funky farm; experts today say that the groovy radiation within its vicinity shortened one of his legs. As a goober, his mother (Conan O'Brien, now deceased) noticed his duck-like gate and took him to a doctor. The doctor, however, turned out to be a Man-O-War jellyfish and sucked Hang's brains out while his mother wasn't looking. In his adolescence, Hang developed anger issues which caused him to throw his forearms into the air on occasion and slightly raise his voice; he also had recurring nightmares about jellyfish wearing stethoscopes. To solve this problem, his mother took him to a professional. Therapy was successful until the therapist, too, turned out to be a Man-O-War jellyfish.

## Waddle

It is commonly believed that Hang's waddle developed from radiation emanating from those groovy funk riffs. Hang's father, Confucius, sued the funky farm that had cursed him with this ailment and then raped and pillaged the staff working there on horseback. Today, the gaping hole in the ground that was once the funky farm is a tourist attraction popular among miracle workers and Scandinavian midgets.

## Philosophy

Because of his physical disability and his vicious anger issues, Hang today lives a life of sin and shame. It is rumored that he owns a home deep in the heavily-forested mountains of the Sahara Desert, but no trace of this home or heavily-forested mountains in the Sahara Desert have been found. Hang believes in the principles of Fascism and is quoted as saying that he hopes "to eradicate all inferior races by the year 2020". It is believed that if you look into his eyes, you will immediately implode and become a flower in the Garden of Psychotropic Duck Munching. On Wednesdays, Hang wears a lobster suit to commemorate the loss of Fidel Castration.

## Quotes

"Sup, Dal?"

"I've eaten this before!"

"I hope to eradicate all inferior races by the year 2020."

"Mom, I think this doctor is a Man-O-War jellyfish."

"Mom, I think this therapist is a Man-O-War jellyfish."

"Mom, I identify as Man-O-War jellyfish."

"Honey, where is my lobster suit?"
The Musty Mall

The Musty Mall is a base of operations used by Team Dalor, though it's located dangerously close to the evil home base of Pat Scat Clit Pork. The mall is used as a reconnaissance area where the memers can send convoys into Punchable Face Pool and collect information about what kind of music the kids are bumping to these days. (It's trap music).*(citation needed)*

The mall slaves were freed by Dal and Patrick in an incident occurring in 2003. Dal and Patrick entered Blueberry Vomits and began throwing all of the anime collectibles at each other in a fit of rage. The owner of the store, a hermit crab with a greasy ponytail, told them to "stop acting twelve and start acting three because it'd be hotter". In response to this, Patrick held out his fist and said, "Yeah? Well run into this!". He did not run into it. Dal, still holding an anime ~~doll~~ action figure, chucked it into his mouth and he exploded as a pretty firework. The tiny Chinese mall slaves had broken loose from their chains and ran throughout the mall chanting "Mun dong lee"; Dal and Patrick later found out in the newspaper that half of the slaves had murdered several women and children and the other half went on to graduate summa cum laude from Ivy League Schools.
The Dalius Mobile

The Dalius Mobile is a metal death machine used to transport meme cargo from point A to point B. It has generally not favored well with Team Dalor due to its goatish smell and high concentration of wet memes, though it does come equipped with a sound system consisting of several submarine dogs. The wheels on the sides can protrude spikes (yikes) which can puncture holes in competing automobiles. The Dalius Mobile also consists of an elaborate network of tunnels and dens under the seats which house all of the discarded bullshit thrown away by the group. Legend has it that a monster lurks there somewhere, but Dalius Mobile security cameras have not picked anything up as of the year 2083.

This page is now the official memorial for the late Dalius Mobile. Last summer, the 3013 Fia Korte was welcomed into the hearts of the memers very dearly as the team finally had a mode of transportation that wasn't a mom machine or something like that. Over the summer of 2016, the Dalius Mobile became home to many memories both good and bad; it had survived a brutal attack by the ATV Nazi, played many loud songs including Pas Gedal, took Team Dalor to the far reaches of outer space, and dropped each memer off at home when the day was done. Dal may have had to actually put the key in the door instead of pressing a button to unlock it but nevertheless, he loved the Dalius Mobile immensely and captained it with pride. The rest of Team Dalor feels no differently.

You can share your Dalius Mobile memories below by editing the page and writing what you like. You may choose whether to sign your name after the memory or keep it anonymous.

"I liked the time when we drove in it." -Literally The Best Person Ever
Gwenpai

## what

Gwenpai is a grumpy troll pixie native to the place that should be deleted as a result. Little is known about her because biologists cannot get close enough to observe her without being vehemently eaten or scolded for swearing.

## stop

Despite failed attempts to gain knowledge on Gwenpai, many research teams have concluded that she holds a violent obsession with animu, My Brittle Brony, and over-sized headphones. Further research was contributed to her position on the spectrum, but it was quickly decided that Gwenpai is the spectrum.

## As a public speaker

Gwenpai runs millions of campaigns against foul language; most of these are backed by little evidence aside from the claim that the world is composed 85% of hate, 7% of animu, 6% of My Brittle Brony, and 100% of oversized headphones. These efforts have been largely ineffective due to complications with her burger jetpack and her dried lasagna face syndrome.

## Quotes

"Avatar isn't an anime."

"BURGER BACKPACK, AWAY!"

"Senpai?"

"THE WORLD IS 85% HATE STOP SAYING HECK."
ATV Nazi

The ATV Nazi is a douchebag and attempted murderer of Dal and friends native to Cranky Sack. He regularly patrols the beaches of Cranky Sack looking for memers with two-wheel drive to fuck and eat. He is best known in Team Dalor for pulling a dangerously close call when he questioned Dal about the state of his tire pressure.

## Creation theory

The ATV Nazi is a cyborg and runs on Triple A batteries, which is ironic because he probably should be working for Triple A. He was created by Cis-scum Inc. to destroy cisgender people with high tire pressure.

## Incident

The incident occurred on the 45th of Blarg, or September 11th, 2001, in earth years. Dal braced his mobile to fuck Cranky Neck beach but was approached by the ATV Nazi who took note of his full, fresh tires. Gustavo screamed, "Dude, cop!" and Dal smashed his window with his elbow. The ATV Nazi tossed half of his body into the car and began to inquire, "What the fuck are you memer trash bags doing?" Dal promptly responded by indicating that he merely had to lower the PSI in his tires in order to cruise on the beach. The ATV Nazi, now visibly frustrated, said, "For what?". This resulted in an endless conversation loop which tore a hole in time and space and did not lower Dal's tire pressure; the loop was broken when Klovax admitted, "I don't know, I've never done this before," which gave the ATV Nazi a murderous case of explosive diarrhea. It was contagious as Pat and Gus shat themselves as well. Feeling frightened, Dal took off not realizing that the ATV Nazi was still halfway in the vehicle. He let out a scream which sounded remarkably like bad dubstep and threatened to rape everyone in the car. Ryan grabbed the Nazi with his Pedro-stache and began to strangle him, but the Nazi sliced the hair with his douchy aviators. Dan preached the Torah to him which rendered him unable to process information, but he managed to wiggle the rest of his nimble cop body into the Dalius Mobile. The scuffle made its way into the catacombs under the seats where Gus assumed direct control of him and lowered the PSI in his legs from the inside, thus rendering him unable to walk. Dal duct-taped headphones to his ass while Patrick forced him to listen to Electric Avenue for nine hours. The ATV Nazi shriveled up into a log which was then used in the fire.

## Conspiracy theories

Many argue that the ATV Nazi is still alive, but these claims currently have no evidence other than Bong Lemon saying, "I saw him, man! He was at the head of the gay parade wearing rainbow shorts!". Team Dalor is currently investigating this claim.

## Quotes

"For what?"

"Why?"

" [dubstep growl] "

"I'm going to rape every single one of you for decades and decades and decades!"

"You can't go onto the beach without four-wheel drive."

## ATV Nazi

### Aliases

Douche, Prick, Asshole, Assdouche, Prickhole

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

Help I've been locked in this basement for three years

### Date of death

Seriously, this is my one window of opportunity

## Physical description

### Gender

Three-legged. (It's a dick, but he refers to it as a PSI meter)
Tess

## Overview

Tess also known as "silver Koala" is a Non Progression Character (NPC) account. She had various side ops connected to the revial of GALM. She is a NMB secret easter egg, rewarded to those who read the actual wiki.

Tess can be accessed by typing in her password "silverkoala" for a brief moment of time to be able to make Side ops to keep members busy and also use random dialog. They usually contain rescue missions. She is now usually a known NPC grunt that just wanders New Motherbase.

## Side Ops

Tess was created by a new member who really got into the roleplay, but was had to leave due to personal reasons. The character was used to make Side Op Missions usually involving rescuing her family from a Texas Ranch overran by Communist Army.

Now New Motherbase players have the access to create or expand the story if they wished to, or use her to create random dialog.
Hunter's Humble Home

Hunter's Humble Home is a base of operations used by Team Dalor and is the location of the legendary Hundo Cannon. Operating from this base, Team Dalor has fired many Hundo bombs on enemy targets scattered across Vape Naysh. The home, while equipped with nasty militaristic artillery, also has a happy coy pond located behind the wall of psychic energy separating man from beast. Each morning, Dal pays his respects to Japanese culture by sleeping in the coy pond and rising each morning with his two swords much like Dracula, scaring the living shit out of Hunter.

The home was famously used as a refugee camp when Cranky Sack Beach was invaded by an evil troll that ate children and pulled people aside to talk to them for a minute.
Customer support

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Pat Scat Clit Pork

Pat Scat Clit Pork is a North Korean Dictator and enemy of Team Dalor. He is known for his relentless efforts to suppress memeism and for being the head of the Bad Guy Side in the Meme War.

## Birth

Clit Pork emerged from Midnight Justine's vagina, though his birthday is unknown. Using cheat codes, he was able to skip his childhood and go directly to adulthood where he holds the position of Great Dictator Leader of Punchable Face Pool.

## Rise to Power

Though he currently keeps the government of Punchable Face Pool exclusively Communist, he was elected democratically by a team of naked Greeks and was so pleased that he curled into a ball and rolled home to strangle his only lamp to death. Though he was not initially popular, his campaign adopted a policy of saying "Hey, \_\_\_\_\_, how ya doin'?" to anyone passing by, thus dramatically boosting his support.

## Position as Great Dictator Leader

Pat Scat Clit Pork is the Great Dictator Leader of Punchable Face Pool and holds meme-oppression as his top priority. A group of very cool rebels, Team Dalor, is currently waging a Meme War against him and is also backed by memers across the world. They have so far found advantage in crawling through air ducts to ambush Clit Pork's evil minions. Several assassination attempts have been made on him by Dal, Patrick, and Gus, but all were unsuccessful as he can smell eggs and dildos from a mile away.