Felix the Cat

**Felix** is the "top hitman" for the RUC. Despite this title, he's actually done a terrible job at attempting to assassinate many of his targets. He is known to take credit for anyone's death that he himself has not caused, directly or indirectly.

## History

RUC propaganda claims that he was born in [country], where he was "tortured oppressed and abused" by the evil demonic government there. Truth is he has never set foot in [country], and his backstory was made up as a way to score sympathy points.

In reality he was born somewhere in The Republic, and his early life was unremarkable. During his college days he also became roommates with Garfield, which is how he got to know him and came to invite him to the klan later down the line. One day he murdered a man in his sleep over something trivial, and he's been on the run after that. After some investigation on the man he murdered, the authorities decided to simply not even bother trying anymore, the reasons why are unclear. But regardless, Felix made it off scot free.

Eventually he would run into Popeye and some of the few followers he had the time. They were heckling a random civilian over having connections to [country], despite no evidence of the fact. Felix rushed in to murder the civilian they were heckling, and Popeye, impressed with his resolve to simply murder whoever he feels like, invited him into his group.

## Bio

RUC Propaganda claims that Felix is "calm, cool, and collected," and knows over a thousand assassination techniques. In actuality though, Felix is loud, overly prideful, bigoted, and obnoxious. He's not as skilled as claimed, since all of his assassination attempts involve him screaming very loudly that he's going to kill someone, giving them the cue to dodge. That doesn't mean he's not always successful though, it's just very unlikely that he succeeds due to his tendency to scream while attempting to kill somebody. (At times he even takes credit for deaths caused by things other than himself).

He also LOVES lemon tea, and would literally kill for it. And he has literally killed for it. Multiple times in fact.

He also has a huge fear of trains after getting ran over by one once. The RUC blamed A.B. for the incident.

He also owns a tank, but it's unknown how he came upon it.

Other than that, he's also the one responsible for starting RUCluckers, the RUC's chain "restaurant" that is known for its extremely dubious practices, as well as very very poor workplace and food safety.

## Peninsula War

### Prelude

He, like the other main four of the Radioactive Uber Clan, participated in the Justice Tower Massacre. After Popeye finished taking over the tower, Felix was put in charge of conquering the western regions of the peninsula. He pursued three of the survivors after the massacre, but was unable to catch up with them. His forces would encounter a large abandoned fort, which Felix would use as his base of operations for his conquest.

### During

Felix's forces went on a bloody tear through the towns they came across. One infamous incident occurred when Felix massacred one particular town simply because he could not afford their lemon tea. Eventually their path would take them to [townname], where a few members of The Survivors happened to be taking refuge in at the time. They would massacre this town as well, though a timely phone call resulted in O'Ryan's resistance forces arriving to fend them off. Despite this, Felix continued to take whatever territory he could, resulting in countless deaths.

Another recorded incident was one where Felix attacked an entire town, but intended for it to be a false flag operation to blame on the Resistance. The issue was, his force was completely undisguised as they mounted their attack, though Felix insisted that it was the Resistance that was responsible.

He would also repurpose some of the existing diners in his conquered territories into RUCluckers, and had Ruben manage them. After the territories were liberated, Resistance troops found many corpses strewn with blood and bile, and organs scattered across the floors. They would also free many of the abused workers that were enslaved to work in the facilities.

He also had a major dispute with Garfield which resulted in Garfield leaving and Felix angrily driving him out.

### Defeat and later war

O'Ryan's resistance forces mounted an offensive that took Felix by surprise. With his defenses broken through, Felix would retreat and hide inside his fort, where he would refuse any terms of surrender that came his way. O'Ryan's forces stormed the castle, and deployed Steve's personal unit to aim right for Felix amidst all the fighting. Steve's personal unit encountered Felix in his office, where he would bring out a tank to fight the group with. Steve's unit emerged victorious, and Felix was captured.

After O'Ryan's forces moved further north, however, Felix found a way to escape his confinement. He would meet up with Albert and Jabberjaw, and the three would make their way back north to regroup with Popeye's forces.

### Demise

He would encounter Garfield again during the Resistance's assault on Justice Tower. Overjoyed at seeing his old friend, having completely forgotten the fact that they had a fight and he chased him off, Garfield did not share the same sentiment. At that moment, when no one else was around to witness it, Garfield began to glow with some kind of power... Felix screamed, and then... that was the end of Felix.

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