JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency But Really Really Fast

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**JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency But Really Really Fast** is the third installment of the Really Really Fast Series and the second video based on Shōnen Jump Manga JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The video is a quick adaptation of it's second part, Battle Tendency.

## Plot

The video starts off with a scene from the last part, where Incidental Character Speedwagon destroys the Stone Mask that was responsible for turning Dio Brando into a vampire. 40 years later, Incidental Character Speedwagon sees a column with a man inside it before being thrown off into the lake. The video cuts to New York, where a young Joseph Joestar predicts that Straizo will actually be an antagonist before he plans to shoot the vampire to death. After falling for Joseph's trick, Straizo, being a vampire, states that he's immune to gunshots as it only annoyed him, before being blown up by Joseph's grenade. 5 years prior, on a hijacked plane, Joseph dreams of becoming Spider-Man as an adult, before the plane crashes into the middle of the desert.

Cutting back to present day, in a Nazi base, a column is taken to the base, as the man from the column escapes. Meanwhile, Joseph infiltrates the base to save Incidental Character Speedwagon as he has to fight the escaped man. Joseph opens the door in order for his Magic Sunlight Powers to activate. The man then absorbs one of the majors as the major, named Rudol Von Stroheim, reveals details on the man, and where to get help. Joseph asks for more details before Stroheim blows up via his own grenade. The man, revealed to be named Column Fellow Number 0 and Joseph Joestar have a fight in a nearby well, as Joseph predicts Number 0's death due to the water reflecting the sun. Joseph meets the grandson to Will A. Zeppeli, Caesar Zeppeli, as he and Joseph declare their hatred towards each other, as Caesar tells Joseph his ability of bubbles, before Joseph also declares his hatred towards such ability.

The three other Column Fellows exit from their column as both Number 1 and Number 2 tell Joseph to "Roll for Charisma", before implanting unremovable rings on Joseph. In Venice (as a few frames from a future part play), both Joseph and Caesar meet Lisa Lisa, who's first lesson is to get out of the oil pit of shame within 2 1/2 days. Both Joseph and Caesar have a hard time bonding there, before the time is up and they finally form a friendship. Lisa Lisa brings her two Tall Hat Guys as teachers to train the two of them. As Joseph says he only has less than a week to live, Lisa Lisa reveals a Special Rock able to conduct powerful sunlight and make someone immortal when worn with a modified Stone Mask.

When Joseph returns for training, Number 2 kills one of Lisa Lisa's Tall Hat Guys, before he himself is killed by Joseph's wool hat. Joseph has sex with Suzi Q, before she gets possessed by Number 2's nervous system. Joseph and Caesar team up to destroy his brain without hurting Suzi Q, to which they succeed in. The Special Rock is sent to Switzerland, which leads Joseph and Caesar to go there. While there, they meet Stroheim, who reveals that he caught up to the mail first, before revealing he's a cyborg now.

Column Fellow Number 3 declares he's after the Special Rock, before Stroheim shoots a special bullet that he claims can't "be deflected by [his] sword arm", before he is contradicted by what he is shown. Number 3 chases after the Special Rock along with Joseph, who kicks the snow, as number stabs him, declaring that he'll come down with him only to brag about him being a "superman", Joseph meanwhile makes a chain of icicles to act as a rope along with Caesar thanks to their magic sunlight powers. Joseph, Lisa Lisa, and Caesar go to "Notre Dame or Whatever", assuming that it would host Number 3, Joseph and Caesar argue on whether or not they should attack now, breaking their friendship. When Joseph and Lisa Lisa arrive in the church, Caesar is crushed by a stone cross as Joseph proclaims he saw it from the opening, and then inherits his headband. In Rome, Number 3 declares a 1v1 match between him, Lisa Lisa, Number 1, and Joseph, respectively.

Column Fellow Number 1 would come out of the zombie horse as a blind unicorn, complimenting and taking back his thoughts at Joseph multiple times. Number 3 defeats Lisa Lisa, reveals his name to be Kars, and puts on the Stone Mask with the Special Rock to become almighty. In a volcano both Joseph and Kars have a final battle there, as Joseph's hand is cut off, before he predicts that he and Kars will most likely die in space thanks to the volcano erupting, killing Kars mentally and assumed to have killed Joseph. At Joseph's funeral, Joseph ex machina's his way when he reveals the way on how he survived, which, in shock, kills Incidental Character Speedwagon. In a post-credits scene, Joseph and his Grandson are in prison, foreshadowing the next part.