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These Boots Are Made For Walking

**These Boots Are Made For Walking** is a song heard in episode 35 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

You keep saying you got something for me
Something you call love but confess
You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now someone else is getting all your best

These boots are made for walking,
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'
Now what's right is right but you ain't been right yet

These boots are made for walking,
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing

And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (HAH)
I just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)
And what he knows you ain't had time to learn

These boots are made for walking,
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
Are you ready, boots? Start walkin'
The Home Front

**The Home Front** is episode 9 of Season 1 of American Dreams.

## Summary

As the Christmas season takes place, Meg decides to spend more time with Luke, venturing to the rough streets of North Philly with Roxanne to hear him play with a local Church choir.

JJ catches the eye of a slightly older and more experienced country club employee and sneaks out of the house, just as Meg is sneaking in. Catching on to both of his older children's escapades, Jack implores a slightly uneven standard of discipline, by grounding Meg, but saying virtually nothing to JJ, upsetting the family's growing feminist Helen.

Patty finds out that Will broke the Virgin Mary, and replaces it with a slightly larger version.

Henry enjoys the recent success his advertising ideas have brought the store, but a few choice words from an over-eager friend leaves Jack concerned he might leave.

## Music

* The Kinks with "You Really Got Me"
* Larry Carroll as Rosey Grier performing "Fool, Fool, Fool"
What Dreams May Come

**What Dreams May Come** is episode 7 of Season 3 of American Dreams.

Episode 51

## Summary

As the Pryor's await news on JJ, Jack goes to Washington D.C. to try and find more information.

Chris tells Meg about an anti-war rally in Washington D.C. and Meg convinces her father to let her to go to Washington D.C.

Melanie invites Sam and his family to Thanksgiving diner, however Sam does not extend the invitation to his family and goes by himself.

Helen is haunted by flashbacks of JJ while Patty and Will have a hard time going on with life.

As the family sit downs to Thanksgiving dinner they receive a package that announces JJ's fate.

## Music

* Sam the Sham performing "Wooly Bully"
* Sonny and Cher performing "I've Got You Babe"
Vanessa Lengies

**Vanessa** **Lengies** is an Canadian actress, best known for her role as Roxanne Bojarski in the short-lived TV series American Dreams.

## Vanessa Lengies

### Nickname

Nessy
Nessa
Ness
Vanny
VL

### DOB

July 21, 1985 (36 years old) in Montréal, Québec, Canada

## ROLE

### Season(s)

Season 1
Season 2
Season 3

## Filmography

* *Popular Mechanics For Kids (TV series)*
* *The Country Mouse and the City Mouse Adventures (TV series) voice*
* *Caillou (TV series) - voice*
* *Are You Afraid of the Dark? (TV series)*
* *For Better or for Worse (TV series) - voice*
* *Radio Active (TV series)*
* *The Perfect Man (2005)*
* *Stick It (2006)*
* *Arthur (TV series) - voice*
* *Monarch Cove (TV series)*
* *Hawthorne (TV series)*
* *MyMusic (TV series)*
* *Mixology (TV series)*
* *Llama Cop (TV series)*
* *Glee (TV series)*
* *Resident Advisors (TV series)*
* *Second Chance (TV series)*
* *Happy Birthday (2016)*
* *I'd Like to Be Alone Now (2017)*
* *Lego Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures (TV series) - voice*
* *Married Young (2017)*

## Links

* Instagram
* Twitter
* Website
* IMDb
When You Walk in the Room

**When You Walk in the Room** is a song heard in episode 41 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

I can feel a new expression on my face
I can feel a glowing sensation taking place
I can hear the guitars playin' lovely tunes
Every time that you walk in the room

I close my eyes for a second and pretend it's me you want
Meanwhile I try to act so nonchalant
I feel a summer's night with a magic moon
Every time that you walk in the room

Baby it's a dream come true
Standin' right along side of you
Wish I could show you how much I care
But I only have the nerve to stare

I can feel a something pounding in my brain
Just any time that someone speaks your name
Trumpets sound I hear thunder boom
Every time that you walk in the room
Wild Thing

**Wild Thing** is a song heard in episode 53 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy, wild thing
Wild thing, I think I love you

But I wanna know for sure
Come on and hold me tight
I love you

Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy, wild thing
Wild thing, I think you move me

But I wanna know for sure
Come on and hold me tight
You move me

Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy, wild thing
Wild thing, you make my heart sing
Tussling Tuesday

Tussling Tuesday (formerly Wrestling Tuesday) is a weekly post by Colantonio. Written every Tuesday, the post is a wrap-up of the week in WWE, containing recaps of Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, and occasionally NXT. It also features card breakdowns the weeks before and after a pay-per-view event. Tussling Tuesday is the center of much controversy within the community, gaining very divisive opinions from users.

## History

In the early days of Flochan, Colantonio notoriously posted that he was going to use the original thread to voice his opinions on wrestling. He then went on to post his surprise that Luke Harper was the first member of the Wyatt family to win a title. He was immediately trolled by Beau Aleshi, thus kicking off a large rivalry between the two. Soon, the wrestling posts became more and more frequent, to the dismay of many in the community. To reduce the clutter, Wrestling Tuesday was created to reduce wrestling talk to one day a week.

At first, Wrestling Tuesday consisted of multiple posts, videos, and pictures, which enraged much of the community. To simplify things, Colantonio reduced it to one post a week. He tried implementing gifs for a short period, but this was also shot down by the community at large.

## Current Day

During The Flocho, Beau Aleshi created a notoriously controversial public post asking members to choose between him or wrestling. This sparked a debate between Aleshi and Colantonio, leading to a public forum to create The Great Tussling Treaty. However, the post was shut down prematurely due to complaints from the community. Regardless, the rules of the treaty are still followed today.

The post was renamed Tussling Tuesday, and almost all instances of the word 'wrestling' in the post is replaced with 'tussling.' It is one post long, with a post containing "/#tusslingtuesday" at the end to note that it is over. The community can ask quests in mainchab after it is posted, however, most post Tuesday discussion is moved to Wrestlingchan, as is any related media.

## Trivia

* At the last round of stats, the longest post of all time was a Wrestling Tuesday wrap-up.
* Since it's inception, there has only been one week without a Tussling Tuesday post. This was when Colantonio was on vacation. Dirty Pete had written a guest write-up, but it was never posted due to his computer battery dying.
* All Tussling Tuesday posts have been posted by Colantonio, with the exception of one. One week, Aleshi deleted a post and reposted it as himself.
* Tussling Tuesday only exists to ruin Beau Aleshi's life.
Viva Las Vegas

**Viva Las Vegas** is a song heard in episode 19 of American Dreams.

## Viva Las Vegas

### Writer(s)

Doc Pomus
Mort Shuman

## Lyrics

Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare

Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas

How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'Cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on ev'ry deal
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel

Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas

Viva Las Vegas with you neon flashin'
And your one armbandits crashin'
All those hopes down the drain
Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime
Turnin' night into daytime
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again

I'm gonna keep on the run
I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke up well
I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time
I'm gonna give it ev'rything I've got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shout a seven with ev'ry shot

Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas,
Viva, Viva Las Vegas
You Really Got Me

**You Really Got Me** is a song heard in episodes 9 & 29 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night

Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know where I'm goin', yeah
Oh girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night

You really got me
You really got me
You really got me

Please, don't ever let me be
I only want to be by your side
Please, don't ever let me be
I only want to be by your side

Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin', yeah
Oh yeah, you really got me now
Got me so I can't sleep at night

You really got me
You really got me
You really got me
Oh no, no, ah

Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'
Ah girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night

Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know where I'm goin', yeah
Oh yeah, you really got me now
Got me so I can't sleep at night

You really got me
You really got me
You really got me
Oh oh oh
Truth Be Told

**Truth Be Told** is episode 11 of Season 3 of American Dreams.

Episode 55

## Summary

With advice from Roxanne, Meg takes her relationship with Chris to the next level. However, her excitement is short-lived when the morning after Chris confesses he lied to her.

Helen is upset that JJ and Beth may not have a Catholic wedding and Patty has to deal with a guilty conscience.

Also, when Henry decides to take on a new project, he also finds a new lady friend.

## Music

* The Association
* The Monkees performing "Last Train To Clarksville"
The Loco-Motion

**The Loco-Motion** is a song heard in episode 2 of American Dreams.

## The Loco-Motion

### Writer(s)

Carole King
Gerry Goffin

## Lyrics

Everybody's doing a brand-new dance, now
(Come on baby, do the loco-motion)
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, do the loco-motion)
My little baby sister can do it with me
It's easier than learning your a-b-c's
So come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me

You gotta swing your hips, now
Come on, baby
Jump up
Jump back
Well, now, I think you've got the knack
Wow, wow
Now that you can do it, let's make a chain, now
(Come on baby, do the loco-motion)
A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train, now
(Come on baby, do the loco-motion)

Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control
A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul
Come on, come on
Do the loco-motion with me
Ye-ye-ye-yeah

Move around the floor in a loco-motion
(Come on baby, do the loco-motion)
Do it holding hands if you get the notion
(Come on baby, do the loco-motion)
There's never been a dance that's so easy to do
It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue
So come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me

You gotta swing your hips, now
(Come on) that's right (do the loco-motion)
You're doing fine (come on, do the loco-motion)
Come on, babe (come on, do the loco-motion) hm-hm-hm
Jump up (come on) jump back (do the loco-motion)
You're looking good (come on, do the loco-motion) hm-hm-hm
Jump up (come on) jump back (do the loco-motion) hm-hm-hm yeah yeah yeah
We Gotta Get out of This Place

**We Gotta Get out of This Place** is a song heard in episode 58 of American Dreams.

## We Gotta Get out of This Place

### Writer(s)

Barry Mann
Cynthia Weil

## Lyrics

In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refused to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in tryin'
Now my girl, you're so young and pretty

And one thing I know is true
You'll be dead before your time is due, I know
Watch my daddy in bed a-dyin'
Watched his hair been turnin' grey

He's been workin' and slavin' his life away, oh yes I know it
(Yeah!) he's been workin' so hard (yeah!)
And I've been workin' too, baby (yeah!)
Every night and day (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
'Cause girl, there's a better life for me and you

Now my girl you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true, yeah
You'll be dead before your time is due, I know it
Watch my daddy in bed a-dyin'

Watched his hair been turnin' grey, yeah
He's been workin' and slavin' his life away
I know he's been workin' so hard
(Yeah!) I've been workin' too, baby (yeah!)

Every day baby (yeah!)
Whoa!
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do

We gotta get out of this place
Girl, there's a better life for me and you
Somewhere baby
Somehow I know it, baby

We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
Girl, there's a better life for me and you

Believe me baby
I know it baby
You know it too
Ticket to Ride

**Ticket to Ride** is episode 7 of Season 2 of American Dreams.

Episode 32

## Summary

In a surprise turn of events Roxanne announces she is dropping out of school to be on tour with Lenny.

Meg and Drew finally go on their first date but ends in disaster as Meg storms out of the restaurant.

JJ tells the family where he has been stationed.

As Will's surgery approaches Helen becomes nervous.

Henry must decide whether or not to confront his wife's former employer about money they are still owed.

## Music

* Kemba Shannon as Kim Weston performing "Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me A Little While)"
* Steadman as the Dave Clark Five performing "Do You Love Me"
Flochan 3

On January 22nd, 2015 the autorefresh feature returned to the main thread, resulting in renewed enthusiasm. The term "Flochan 3" would be used to describe the renaissance period that ensued in the following weeks. Mayor Joe Yoga poetically stated:

"#FCLIFE: Show up to work, no money for breakfast, but there's a leftover spread from an early meeting in the breakroom. #FC2LIFE: Show up to work, office is closed, eat breakfast alone in a dark office. #FC3LIFE: Show up to work, office is open but everyone is a foot taller and covered in glitter, you buy a donut but it starts talking to you in Russian."

The banner posted for Flochan 3 would later be rebranded as Wrestlingchan.
Where the Boys Are (Song)

**Where the Boys Are** is a song heard in episode 19 of American Dreams.

## Where the Boys Are

### Writer(s)

Neil Sedaka
Howard Greenfield

## Lyrics

Where the boys are, someone waits for me
A smilin' face, a warm embrace, two arms to hold me tenderly
Where the boys are, my true love will be
He's walkin' down some street in town and I know he's lookin' there for me

In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine
And then I'll climb to the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine
Till he holds me I'll wait impatiently
Where the boys are, where the boys are

Where the boys are, someone waits for me
Till he holds me I'll wait impatiently
Where the boys are, where the boys are
Where the boys are, someone waits for me
What Becomes of the Brokenhearted

**What Becomes of the Brokenhearted** is a song heard in episode 56 of American Dreams.

## What Becomes of the Brokenhearted

### Writer(s)

James Anthony Dean
Paul Riser
William Henry Witherspoonn

## Lyrics

As I walk this land with broken dreams
I have visions of many things
But happiness is just an illusion
Filled with sadness and confusion

What becomes of the broken-hearted
Who had love that's now departed?
I know I've got to find
Some kind of peace of mind
Maybe

The roots of love grow all around
But for me they come a-tumblin' down
Every day heartaches grow a little stronger
I can't stand this pain much longer

I walk in shadows searching for light
Cold and alone, no comfort in sight
Hoping and praying for someone to care
Always moving and goin' nowhere

What becomes of the broken-hearted
Who had love that's now departed?
I know I've got to find
Some kind of peace of mind
Help me

I'm searching, though I don't succeed
But someone look, there's a growing need
Oh, he is lost, there's no place for beginning
All that's left is an unhappy ending

Now, becomes of the broken-hearted
Who had love that's now departed?
I know I've got to find
Some kind of peace of mind

I'll be searching everywhere
Just to find someone to care
I'll be looking everyday, I know I'm gonna find a way
Nothing's gonna stop me now

I'll find a way somehow
And I'll be searching everywhere
I know I gotta find a way
I'll be looking
The Clapping Song

**The Clapping Song** is a song heard in episode 28 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

Three six nine, the goose drank wine.
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line.
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.

Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat clap slap!
Clap pat clap your hand, pat it on your partner's hand right hand.
Clap pat clap pat clap your hand.
Cross it with your left arm.
Pat you partner's left palm.
Clap pat, clap your hand, pat your partner's right palm
With your right palm again.
Clap slap, clap your hand, slap your thighs and sing a little song.

My mother told me, if I was goody.
That she would buy me a rubber dolly.
My aunty told her I kissed a soldier,
Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly.
Three six nine, the goose drank wine.
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line.
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.

Clap clap (clap your hands and prepare to pat)
Pat (take your right arm put your partner's right palm with your right palm)
Clap (take your hand back and clap)
Pat (take your right arm, cross your right arm with your left arm.
Pat your partner's left palm with your left palm)
Clap (take your hand back and clap)
Pat (take your right arm, cross your left arm pat your partner's right
Palm with your right palm.)
Clap (now back, with a clap)
Slap (take the pats of your palms and slap your thighs and watch the

Fun materialize as you sing this little song
My mother told me, if I was goody.
That she would buy me a rubber dolly.
My aunty told her I kissed a soldier,
Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly.
Three six nine, the goose drank wine.
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line.
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.

Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat clap slap!
Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat clap slap!
Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat clap slap!
Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat clap slap!
Tidings of Comfort and Joy

**Tidings of Comfort and Joy** is episode 9 of Season 3 of American Dreams.

Episode 53

## Summary

Helen occupies her time helping Beth care for John Pryor III. However, Beth is angry with Helen after she invites her father to see the baby.

Meg continues with her anti-war movements but is shocked when Chris and his friends want to burn down an army recruiting center.

Luke's girlfriend from San Francisco comes to visit but doesn't realize Luke wants to break up with her. Roxanne then becomes afraid that Luke will suddenly dump her one day.

Nathan continues to spend time with an elderly veteran. As a result, when he dies, he leaves Nathan his boat.

Sam realizes that he handled things with Melanie wrong way and invites her to his house for dinner.

The Pryor family must continue through the holiday season without JJ. What they don't know is JJ is still alive and fighting for his way home. After the family leaves for Christmas Eve mass, the Pryor's receive a phone call and learn that JJ is on his way home. In a tearful reunion, JJ is reunited with his family and meets his son for the first time.

## Music

* Kelly Clarkson as Brenda Lee performing "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
* JoJo as Linda Ronstadt auditioning for Bandstand with "That'll Be The Day"
* The Troggs performing "Wild Thing"
Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me A Little While)

**Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me A Little While)** is a song heard in episode 32 of American Dreams.

## Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me A Little While)

### Writer(s)

Brian Holland
Lamont Dozier
Eddie Holland

## Lyrics

I know you're leavin' me behind
I'm seein' you, darlin', for the very last time
Show a little tenderness before you go
Please let me feel your embrace once more

Take me in your arms and rock me; rock me a little while
We all must feel heartache sometimes
Right now, right now I'm feelin' mine
I've tried my best to be strong, but I'm not able

I'm like a helpless child left in a cradle
Before you leave me behind, let me feel happy one more time
I'm losin' you and my happiness
My life is do dark I must confess

I'll never, never see your smiling face no more
I'll never, never hear your knock upon my door
Before you leave me, leave me behind
Let me feel happy one more time
Will Estes

**Will Estes** portrays JJ Pryor in American Dreams.

## Biography

Will Estes attended a private high school and graduated in June 1996 with an A average. His acting career began in 1988 when he was chosen out of 700 children interviewed for *The New Lassie (1989)*, which jump-started his career.

## Credits

* *Highway to Heaven (TV Series)*
* *The New Lassie (TV Series)*
* *Baywatch (TV Series)*
* *It Had to Be You (TV Series)*
* *Full House**(TV Series)*
* *Boy Meets World (TV Series)*
* *Kirk (TV Series)*
* *Meego (TV Series)*
* *The Secret World of Alex Mack (TV Series)*
* *Kelly Kelly (TV Series)*
* *7th Heaven (TV Series)*
* *Reunion (TV Series)*
* *Blue Bloods (TV Series)*
The Miracles

**The Miracles** were a rhythm and blues vocal group.

## AMERICAN DREAMS

### Portrayer

Lonnie Henderson as Bobby Rogers in Fear Itself

### Appearance

Fear Itself
R-E-S-P-E-C-T

### Song

Mickey's Monkey
Come on Do the Jerk
I Like It Like That

## Also Known As

* The Five Chimes
* The Matadors
* Smokey Robinson and the Miracles

## Members

* Ronald "Ronnie" White
* Warren "Pete" Moore
* William "Smokey" Robinson
* Clarence Dawson
* James Grice
* Emerson "Sonny" Rogers
* Robert "Bobby" Rogers
* Claudette Rogers Robinson
* Marvin "Marv" Tarplin
* William "Billy" Griffin
* Donald "Don" Griffin
* Carl Cotton
* David "Dave" Finley
* Sydney Justin
* Tee Turner
* Mark Scott
The Zombies

**The Zombies** are a rock band.

## AMERICAN DREAMS

### Portrayer

Mark Luna, Joel Manning, C.J. DeAngelus Jr., Ryan Kirkpatrick and Kris Andersson / Phantom Planet

### Appearance

The Carpetbaggers / A Clear and Present Danger

## Members

* Rod Argent
* Colin Blunstone
* Jim Rodford
* Steve Rodford
* Tom Toomey
* Keith Airey
* Paul Arnold
* Paul Atkinson
* Hugh Grundy
* Sebastian Santa Maria
* Chris White
Wooly Bully

**Wooly Bully** is a song heard in episode 51 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

Uno, dos
One, two, tres, quatro

Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw

Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully

Hatty told Matty: "Let's don't take no chance
Let's not be \*L-seven\*, come and learn to dance."

Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully

Matty told Hatty: "That's the thing to do
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you."

Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully
Umberto

A possible person who may or may not be related to Gio. He speaks a form of pidgin Italian/French combo that is barely comprehensible to anyone - even with Google Translate - and is a skeev. Has never been a member of Flochan, but has internet-befriended many of its members and is a favorite topic of conversation.

Upon stalking his FB profile it was discovered that he likes to post "memes" - the best one being the shark with a tiny, tiny, tiny text at the bottom.
Wake Up Little Susie

**Wake Up Little Susie** is a song heard in episode 42 of American Dreams.

## Wake Up Little Susie

### Writer(s)

Felice Bryant
Boudleaux Bryant

## Lyrics

Wake up, little Susie, wake up
Wake up, little Susie, wake up

We've both been sound asleep, wake up, little Susie, and weep
The movie's over, it's four o'clock, and we're in trouble deep
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, well

Whatta we gonna tell your mama
Whatta we gonna tell your pa
Whatta we gonna tell our friends when they say ah ooh-la-laa?

Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, well
I told your mama that you'd be in by ten
Well Susie baby looks like we goofed again

Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, we gotta go home
Wake up, little Susie, wake up
Wake up, little Susie, wake up

The movie wasn't so hot, it didn't have much of a plot
We fell asleep, our goose is cooked, our reputation is shot
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie, well

Whatta we gonna tell your mama
Whatta we gonna tell your pa
Whatta we gonna tell our friends when they say ah ooh-la-laa?

Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie
Wake up little Susie
Uptight (Everything's Alright)

**Uptight (Everything's Alright)** is a song heard in episode 59 of American Dreams.

## Uptight (Everything's Alright)

### Writer(s)

Henry Cosby
Sylvia Moy
Stevie Wonder

## Lyrics

Baby, ev'rything is all right, uptight, out of sight
Baby, ev'rything is all right, uptight, out of sight

I'm a poor man's son, from across the railroad tracks,
The only shirt I own is hangin' on my back,
But I'm the envy of ev'ry single guy
Since I'm the apple of my girl's eye

When we go out stepping on the town for a while
My money's low and my suit's out of style,
But it's all right if my clothes aren't new
Out of sight because my heart is true

She says baby ev'rything is alright, uptight, out of sight
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight
She's a pearl of a girl, I guess that's what you might say,
I guess her folks brought her up that way,

The right side of the tracks, she was born and raised
In a great big old house, full of butlers and maids
She said "no one is better than I", I know I'm just an average guy,
No football hero or smooth Don Juan,

Got empty pockets, you see I'm a poor man's son
Can't give her the things that money can buy
But I'll never, never, never make my baby cry,
And it's all right, what I can't do,
Out of sight because my heart is true,

She says baby ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, ha ha ha ha, yeah,
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, way out of sight
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight
Woman's Got Soul

**Woman's Got Soul** is a song heard in episode 44 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

She may not be the best lookin' woman
I ever did see
Nor have the charms of the ladies
Of high society

But the woman's got soul
Worth all money and gold
And all the love that I have belongs
To the woman with soul

Now I'm just a regular fellow
I don't need much
I don't need a Cadillac car
Or diamonds and such

But the woman that I hold
She's got to have soul
And then I'm richer than the richest gold
If the woman's got soul

Well, I don't need a woman
That's got a whole lot of class
Because class in a woman
Don't mean she's gonna last

I need a kind of woman
That when I hold, she fits up tight, yeah
Oh, and when she throws it on me
I give in without a fight

Then I know the woman's got soul
Worth all money and gold
And then I'm richer than the richest gold

If the woman's got soul
If the woman's got soul
If the woman's got soul
If the woman's got soul
Adventurous Dude Chan

Adventurous Dude Chan is a Flochan Subchan. It was initially created as a response to Girlchan as a place where the men of Flochan could talk about man things. It quickly became a thread primarily about defecation. The subchan mostly features selfies of users in the restroom as they conduct their business. It is also occasionally used for men's health questions and discussions. Despite it's name, Adventurous Dude Chan has multiple female users and is not restricted to any gender.

On September 22, 2015, Adventurous Dude Chan reached 1,000 posts, making it an "official chan" by Flochan rules.

## Name Origin

When the idea was first raised, users had asked for a 'dudechan' or 'manchan'. Colantonio, one of the admins at the time, declined this idea outright. However, moments after it was raised, he received a work email about a new project called 'Adventurous Men'. After sharing the email with mainchab, it was agreed that dudechan could be allowed because of this coincidence, and that it would be named Adventurous Dude Chan.

## Trivia

* Adventurous Dude Chan is the only subchan that contains multiple words. All other subchans simply add the suffix -chan to the end of the word.
* It was the only subchan created during 5lochan.
* Initially, there was debate about whether or not women should be allowed in. However, the restrictions were lifted once many female users began sharing Good Content.
Warmth of the Sun

**Warmth of the Sun** is a song heard in episode 23 of American Dreams.

## Warmth of the Sun

### Writer(s)

Brian Wilson
Mike Love

## Lyrics

What good is the dawn
That grows into day
The sunset at night
Or living this way

For I have the warmth of the sun
(Warmth of the sun)
Within me at night
(Within me at night)

The love of my life
She left me one day
I cried when she said
"I don't feel the same way"

Still I have the warmth of the sun
(Warmth of the sun)
Within me tonight
(Within me tonight)

I'll dreams of her arms
And though they're not real
Just like she's still there
The way that I feel

My love's like the warmth of the sun
(Warmth of the sun)
It won't ever die
(It won't ever die)
Will Pryor

**Will** **Pryor** is a main character in American Dreams. He is portrayed by Ethan Dampf.

## Affiliations

### Family

Helen Pryor (mother)
 Jack Pryor (father)
JJ Pryor (older brother)
Meg Pryor (older sister)
Patty Pryor (older sister)
Pete Pryor (uncle)
Ted Pryor (uncle)
Beth Mason-Pryor (sister-in-law)
Melissa Pryor (cousin)
Trip Pryor (nephew)

## Biography

An elementary school student whose leg was crippled with polio, a source of parental guilt as they had refused to allow him to have the Salk vaccine.

### Season 2

Will underwent an operation to repair his leg and his leg braces were removed and he is able to walk normally.
The One

**The One** is episode 18 of Season 1 of American Dreams.

## Summary

Making an appearance to sign autographs at the Vinyl Crocodile, Meg struggles with her lingering feelings for ex-boyfriend Luke and rekindled interest in Bandstand partner Jimmy Riley.

Jack moves forward with Henry's suggestion as he investigates the possibility of opening a second store. Prompted by interest from his brother Ted, he decides to make this a family venture enlisting the help of younger brother Pete, thus leaving Henry out of the deal.

JJ pushes Sam to forget about the former teammate's accident and run his best for the rest of the year.

## Music

* Wayne Brady as Jackie Wilson performing "Baby Workout"
* Bernard Fowler as Bobby Freeman performing "C'Mon and Swim"
The Shoop, Shoop Song

**The Shoop, Shoop Song** **(It's in his Kiss)** is a song heard in episode 11 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

Does he love me, I wanna know
How can I tell if he loves me so
(is it in his eyes) Oh no, you'll be deceived
(is it in his eyes) Oh no, he'll make believe
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss (that's where it is, oh yeah)

(or is it in his face) Oh no, it's just his charm
(in his one embrace) Oh no, that's just his arm
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss (that's where it is)
Oh oh, it's in his kiss (that's where it is)

Oh oh oh, kiss him and squeeze him tight
And find out what you wanna know
If it's love, if it really is
It's there in his kiss

(how 'bout the way he acts) Oh no, that's not the way
And you're not listenin' to all I say
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss (that's where it is)
Oh yeah, it's in his kiss (that's where it is)

Whoa oh oh, kiss him and squeeze him tight
And find out what you wanna know
If it's love, if it really is
It's there in his kiss

(how 'bout the way he acts) Oh no, that's not the way
And you're not listenin' to all I say
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss (that's where it is)
Oh yeah, it's in his kiss (that's where it is)
Oh oh, it's in his kiss (that's where it is)
You Were On My Mind

**You Were On My Mind** is a song heard in episode 24 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

When I woke up this morning
You were on my mind
And you were on my mind
I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got wounds to bind

So I went to the corner
Just to ease my pains
Yeah, just to ease my pains
I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I came home again

When I woke up this morning
You were on my mi-i-i-ind and
You were on my mind
I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got wounds to bind

And I got a feelin'
Down in my sho-oo-oo-oes, said
Way down in my sho-oo-oes
Yeah, I got to ramble, whoa-oh
I got to move on, whoa-oh
I got to walk away my blues

When I woke up this morning
You were on my mind
You were on my mind
I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got wounds to bind
Downtown

**Downtown** is a song heard in episode 38 of American Dreams.

## Lyrics

When you're alone, and life is making you lonely
You can always go
Downtown
When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know
Downtown

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares

So go downtown, things'll be great when you're
Downtown, no finer place for sure
Downtown everything's waiting for you
Downtown

Don't hang around and let your problems surround you
There are movie shows
Downtown
Maybe you know some little places to go to
Where they never close
Downtown

Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossa nova
You'll be dancing with him too before the night is over
Happy again
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares

So go downtown, where all the lights are bright
Downtown, waiting for you tonight
Downtown, you're gonna be alright now
Downtown, downtown
Downtown
Downtown

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along
So maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares

So go downtown, things'll be great when you're
Downtown, don't wait a minute for
Downtown, everything's waiting for you
Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown
Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown
Olive Garden

On February 4, 2015, Beau posted a poll with the question

*on a scale of one to five, how gross are olives? with one being "palatable" and five being "my least favorite food."*

Members could choose the options *four*, *five*, or *other*. The poll was initially divisive, but evolved into a discussion and alternate reality story about the wonders and horrors of The Olive Garden chain restaurant. Some say this is where Nina came into her own on FC, winning the hearts of long time users in approximately 20 comments.
,.......

,...... is a FloChan "thing" that became a thing when JoKel accidentally typed it instead of (presumably) seven periods to indicate a super ellipsis. Seeing the humor in the thing, Babs asked if it could become a thing. The community agreed. JoKel later reused ,...... to indicate she was rolling her eyes.
Brookesbomb

The phenomenon wherein RBM "likes" a large percentage of the comments that have been posted since she last read a thread. A user will receive a large number of FB notifications at once, and often mention the occurrence with the hashtag #brookesbombed.

SB made a drawing of this phenomenon featuring Pusheen and an Omnichord, in reference to RBM's musical instrument of choice.

RBM also made a meme that she occasionally posts before going back to catch up, if she sees a significant number of comments have been made (usually 100+) and thus a Brookesbomb is about to hit.

DW incorporated a Brookesbomb reference very subtly in his amazing header image for the Flo$ham rebranding.
5lochan

On March 11, 2015 Beau left Flochan3 at 3:26pm, followed by Rebecca at 4:15pm. This left the group without any administrators, which the two believed would terminate Flochan once and for all. However, Facebook automatically informed the next users who looked at the page that they had an opportunity to accept the role. Giovanni and Dalton simultaneously became the new admins, naming the new iteration 5lochan, and declaring it the most xXxTREMExXx version yet.

Important features included: Skateboarding, Mountain Dew,
Log Lady

Log Lady is an elderly woman who used to haunt Sidewalk and annoy everyone by tapping arhythmically with her giant "log" or walking stick and attempting to dance (more like swaying in place) in the front row so as to block the most people's view as possible. She was 86'ed from Sidewalk for eating her entire meal and then trying to get her money back by saying it was bad. Good riddance! She did inspire a number of memes, however, so she was not a total waste.
Sandwich Saturday

Every Saturday, at precisely noon EST, users gather to post photos of the sandwiches they are eating with the hashtag #SandwichSaturday.

This has been going on since the #FC3 days and, as time goes on, users have tried to one-up each other with more and more elaborate (or disgusting) sandwiches. Many users spend several hours saturday morning shopping and preparing for their #SandwichSaturday post.

Memorable Sandwiches:

* Colantonio's Quadruple-Sandwich
* JK's Cookie Sandwich
* Deltron's Sandwich that looked like Colin Meloy
* Babs' Digital Sandwich
* Yoga's pastrami sandwich, which looked like the most delicious sandwich ever made
* Yaps' smeared poo sandwich with feminine hygiene products
* RBM's cat sandwich (Diablo with two pieces of bread around him)
Too Many Fish in the Sea

**Too Many Fish in the Sea** is a song heard in episode 12 of American Dreams.

## Too Many Fish in the Sea

### Writer(s)

Norman Whitfield
Eddie Holland

## Lyrics

Look here, girls
Take this advice, and remember always in life:
Into each heart some tears must fall
Though you love and lose, you must stand tall

'Cause we all got to cry sometimes
I said, sigh sometimes
Pull yourself together
No use crying forever

Because there's too many fish in the sea
Too many fish in the sea
I said, there's short ones, tall ones, fine ones, kind ones
Too many fish in the sea

My mother once told me something
And every word is true
Don't waste your time on a fella
Who doesn't love you

He'll only mislead you
Only grieve you
Don't worry about him
Do without him

Because there's too many fish in the sea
Too many fish in the sea
I said, there's short ones, tall ones, fine ones, kind ones
Too many fish in the sea

Well, if the fish isn't on your line
Bait your hook and keep on trying
Don't let him get you down
There's other boys around

Because there's too many fish in the sea
Too many fish in the sea
I said, there's short ones, tall ones, fine ones, kind ones
Too many fish in the sea

I don't want nobody that don't want me
'Cause there's too many fish in the sea
Ain't gonna love nobody that don't love me, now
'Cause there's too many fish in the sea

I don't need nobody that don't need me
'Cause there's too many fish in the sea
I don't want nobody that don't want me now
'Cause there's too many fish in the sea

I don't want nobody that don't love me
'Cause there's too many fish in the sea
Top Five Fridays

Top Five Fridays is a weekly event hosted by Max Miller. Every Friday, a new topic is put forth and the people of Flochan list their personal top five choices in the main chan. Topics can range from light affairs like Top Five Pizza Places in NYC to deep-cutting trips into the human psyche, like Top Five Personal Hells.

Arguably the two most personal and interesting Top Five Fridays of all time were Top Five Songs With A Specific Memory Attached (an idea straight from the mind of the chabgod herself, Babs), and the more recent Top Five Most Embarrassing Moments Of Your Life- which set events in motion that led to the paradigm shift from The Flocho to Babchab Part Deux.

## Past Topics

- Top Five Personal Hells

- Top Five Pizza Places in NYC

- Top Five Songs With A Specific Memory Attached

- Top Five Most Embarrassing Moments Of Your Life

- Top Five Concerts That You Have Attended

- Top Five Bands You Want To See Live

- Top Five Films From The 90's

- Top Five Films From The 00's

- Top Five Cereals

- Top Five Videogames

- Top Five Beverages

- Top Five Muffins

- Top Five Mythical Creatures

- Top Five Film/Videogame Scores

- Top Five Best Days Of Your Life
FloChan After Dark

FloChan After Dark (FCAD) is when the chan starts getting racy and/or profane late at night. There is no set time for when it begins, so users have been known to start posting FCAD memes as early as 6 pm based on the content of the Channing. FCAD is commemorated by memes created by FC'ers which get posted to indicate that the conversation is getting hot and heavy. Every time the Chan rebrands, users make new FCAD memes
Sebulbachan

Sebulbachan is a sub-chan in Flochan, existing under the Flochan 4 rose banner. While thread had posts in it, it was never set as a specific sub-chan. TandyMan tried to terraform the image into Tab Chab, however it didn't catch on. As a result, he jokingly renamed the chan to Sebulbachan, referring to the obscure character Sebulba from Star Wars: Episode I. Colantonio quickly picked up on the joke, and the two posted various over-the-top analyses of the character's importance in Star Wars cannon. The chan's prominence lasted 2 days, however it had a large impact on the site, eventually leading to the creation of the Sebulba Motivational System.
Moonmerica

## STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN

On January 9th, 2015, the Northeast US was hit by a large blizzard. As a result, a historically high number of users were all posting on flochan at the same time. At some point, Colantonio described the frozen and snow-covered cityscape outside his window as "a cross between America and The Moon." Sarah immediately responded "you should call it Moonmerica!" which would go onto become one of the most-liked posts in flochan history.

Users spent the rest of the snowed-in night creating various Moonmerica-related puns and jokes, and the meme has enjoyed a consistently high level of popularity ever since.
RBM

RBM aka the Meme Queen

as Babs once said, "Meme game legendary, like game legendary" referring to the famous "Brookesbomb" whereby RBM is catching up on threads and Likes large numbers of comments, leading to scores of rapid-fire notifications for the person who made those comments. Some people enjoy being Brookesbombed, others say they hate it. RBM says in response, "Then stop writing such good comments!!! Sheesh."
Flochan Wikia

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## Wuts good, floahces

Remember to tag ur articles with one of the categories listed below, or ur content will disappear into the abyss :o

P.S. i fixed some of the navigation!! the articles tab on the top bar works now~

## Describe your topic

I immediately regret making this. Flochan is dead.

## Categories

* Users
* FCAD
* Flochan History
* Mainchan Features
* Subchans
* Memes

## Latest activity

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100k

100k refers to the 100,000th post made in the main Flochan thread, also known as "mainchan" or "mainchab." As the 100,000th mainchan post approached, the hashtag #TheMarchTo100k became commonplace, often during periods of increased mainchan activity. This hashtag was originated by Flochan Mayor Joe Yoga.

As 100k approached, former admins Dalton and Gio conspired to post a Decemberists song as the 100,000th post, as a means of true sadboy trolling. They were unsuccessful, however, and the 100,000th post was actually posted by teen Zack Daniel on August 15th, at approximately 1am. The comment read, "This is the most hated Facebook group in America."

Meanwhile, IRL, the 100,000th comment appeared during Flochan Sheriff Luke Kelly's set at the Sidewalk Cafe 2015 Summer Anti-Folk Fest, during a rousing rendition of "David Blaine."
Rules of Flochan

In the early days of Flochan, there was much debate about whether or not Flochan should have a set of rules to govern its posters. Most disliked the idea, and preferred Flochan to remain lawless to encourage the "social experiment" aspect of it. Nevertheless, three official rules were decided upon, along with other unofficial rules that developed over time.

## Official Rules of Flochan

1. No Bee Eye 🐝👀
2. No Pieces of Meat
3. Keep Flochan Pure

## Unofficial Rules

* A post's comment thread does not become a chan until it has reached 1,000 replies
* Always ask an admin before inviting someone new to Flochan, and make sure that person is aware that they are being invited to Flochan

### Chan-specific Rules

#### Adventurous Dude Chan

* No photos of an actual shit
* But Luke posting pics of his balls is fine, I guess?
The End of the Innocence

**The End of the Innocence** is episode 2 of Season 1 of American Dreams.

## Summary

It's Thanksgiving week in 1963, but, in the wake of the J.F.K. assassination, no one feels thankful.

Meg's selection as a Bandstand regular seems hollow to her, especially since best friend Roxanne wasn't chosen and the resentful Roxanne isn't going easy on Meg.

East Catholic High's football team has a hole at running back without JJ.

Helen gets together with the worldly Rebecca Sandstrom at Temple University.

## Music

* Michelle Branch as Lesley Gore performing "You Don't Own Me"
* Kongit Farrell as Little Eva performing "The Loco-Motion"
Re The Wiki

"re the wiki" was introduced in September of 2015, shortly after the Flochan Wikia was established. It is believed to have been established by the Mayor. Proper usage is as follows:

*>initial post about something related to the wiki (i.e. page suggestion, correction, etc.), that does not directly mention the wiki*

*>follow up post that says "re the wiki"*
Wrestlingchan

Wrestlingchan is a Flochan subchan. It exists under the Flochan 3 Valentine's Day banner. It was initially founded in response to the alleged over-abundance of wrestling-related content on the mainchab. The chan only contains conversations revolving around the wrestling world, including WWE, NXT, and various indie promotions.

## Trivia

* Before it was claimed as Wrestlingchan, the banner image was used for the very short-lived Lovechan.
PureChan

PureChan is a subchan devoted to "pure" content. What exactly constitutes pure content is a topic that has been discussed ad nauseam and yet it still has never been precisely defined. User and sometimes admin GC has said, "I can't define it, but I always know it when I see it". Others such as BL and JY have stated that pure content is not ironic or intentionally funny but something that was originally created out of a pure expression of feeling. As such, memes are not considered pure, despite RBM's multiple attempts to post them there. The banner for Purechan is the Babchab Part Deux cover photo, posted when FloChan was renamed for the 13th time, as described in the history of Danny Rosado Day.

Sometimes instead of "Pure" users write "Pr888" but that was discovered to be a Nazi thing, so we changed it to "Pr999".