THE TANK ZONE CIVIL WAR ARC: LOBSTER V APPENDIX

THE TANK ZONE CIVIL WAR ARC: LOBSTER V APPENDIX was a civil war started by Appendix for control of THE TANK ZONE. It lasted 235636 years and round 1 ended when Lobster deployed the fairy from HuniePop, with Appendix conceding defeat. Round 2 lasted about 30 seconds and won with Lobster's deployment of Ojama Lime. Casualties numbered approximately infinity. Lobster was nearly defeated by Appendix in round 3, but activated Converging Wishes, granting him victory once again.

Strength on each side
ReedyTurnip
534825732587258798237532896734829670674687236 Soldiers
Talking Ben
Arceus
Voltron
Excalibur
~~Commissar Fox~~
Waffle
Azula
Juan
Kazaa
Merhuuh
75497854672845723957454565464574754357328576436 Soldiers
The Lich King
Horus Heresy
The power of the spiral
~~Yegor~~
Hagrid
Hoib
Olimar

Order of battle:

1. Lobster gets the first shot, deplyoing the blue fat man with gun.
2. Appendix responds by using artillery fire.
3. Lobster uses Sturm's Super CO power, Meteor Strike
4. Appendix plays Pot of Greed, allowing him to draw 2 cards.
5. Lobster uses his own artillery fire.
6. Both Lobster and Appendix assemble Exodia.
7. Lobster uses the father from the BreadBros series.
8. Appendix uses a powered up black guy.
9. Lobster reveals the South Park warriors and Simpsons Box Fort.
10. Appendix uses Grond to breach the Box Fort, casualties number in the billions.
11. Lobster deploys a siege tower, as well as breakdancing Sylvanas.
12. Appendix deploys the Lich King.
13. Lobster deploys the suicide orc.
14. Appendix's walls remain strong.
15. Lobster uses Colin's Super CO Power, Power of Money, casualties number in the quintillions.
16. Appendix escapes to spaece.
17. Lobtard destroys the moon.
18. Appendix reveals the moon was a planetary station built to destroy planets.
19. Lobster gets off a perfect zerg rush.
20. Appendix reveals Horus Heresy.
21. Lobster drops a nuke, and wields Excalibur.
22. Appendix reveals the power of the spiral.
23. Lobster assembles Voltron, before deploying Freddy Fazbear.
24. Appendix deploys Mecha Godzilla, while Lobster's heavy gets uber-charged.
25. Lobster deploys Arceus, Appendix responds with Dialga, which Lobster counters with Palkia.
26. Lobster deploys the mecha snail!
27. Appendix deploys pikmin.
28. Lobster hits Appendix soldiers with the omae wa mo shinderu.
29. Appendix achieves Super Sayan Ultra.
30. Lobster deploys the Four Great Tunak Tunak Tuns.
31. Yegor joins the side of Appendix.
32. Lobster deploys the fumos, armed with guns. Casualties number in the infinity.
33. Appendix deploys a black hole to destroy Lobster's red sun in the sky.
34. Appendix and Lobster both try to win over the support of Azula.
35. Yegor defects from team Appendix.
36. Appendix deploys General Grievous, Lobster attempts to counter with Obi Wan Kenobi.
37. Appendix deploys The Wise Tree, Lobman counters with Chainsaw Man.
38. Appendix deploys the Gun Devil.
39. Lobster deploys at least 20 Cobra Cars, casualties number in the googleplexiquintillions.
40. Appendix deploys Janissaries, but the Cobra Cars quickly shred through them. Casualties number exactly 52375832754935.
41. Appendix deploys sling shot throwers from Civ 6.
42. Lember deploys the fairy from HuniePop, while Appendix deploys the War Boys from Mad Max. Appendix concedes defeat for round 1.

Round 2 began almost immediately after round 1.

1. Appendix deploys LTG, purchases bioweapons from Yegor.
2. Lobster deploys Ojama King. Casualties number 359728573295673298674397864329854723. Appendix dies. Round 2 ends with Lobster victory.

Round 3 will begin next week. It is expected to be a tense battle, as Appendix purchased the furry virus from Yegor. Before the combat, Lobster pre-emptively has chosen to deploy Kate Bush. Between battles, Commissar Fox and Waffle joined the side of team Lobster.

1. Appendix attempts to land a trick shot on Lobster, Kate Bush jumps in front of the bullet to defend him.
2. In exchange for a star on a message, Azula joins team Lobster, swearing a blood oath.
3. Lobster deploys a chicken schnitzel, Appendix masterfully counters with Chef Mic.
4. Lobster deploys Gordon Ramsay to throw the microwave out of the window.
5. Appendix deploys 1984, then destroys it himself. Lobster deploys Chris McLean from Total Drama.
6. Appendix deploys Warner Bros Entertainment. Lobster counters with RTX on Peter Griffin.
7. Appendix deploys the Toyota Century Royal. Both sides attempt to re-win the loyalty of Waffle, with Lobster succeeding.
8. Appendix deploys the loyal fighters of the mujahideen, Lobster deploys the rules of the FNAF Discord, Waffle deploys Rizz God.
9. Appendix deploys MOREPLATESMOREDATES and Ronnie Colman. Waffle assists by deploying El Mao. Lobster counters with Terry Cruise Loss.
10. Appendix deploys CBUM. Lobster deploys THE FISH.
11. Waffle deploys John Daly, casualties number in the sextillions. Waffle deploys pube hair Spongebob.
12. Lobster deploys asdf movie mine turtle, Appendix counters with Dale Earnhardt.
13. Lobster deploys Appendix's mother! Appendix is extremely damaged by this critical hit, and counters with his father. Waffle deploys DEEZ NUTS. GOTTEM!
14. Fox deploys artillery for Lobster, targetting infrastructure and supply lines. Appendix deploys a padded room and attempts to pass this off as an illusion, but Lobster masterfully counters with the Eye of Sauron, before himself being countered by Appendix's deployment of the Fellowship of the Ring.
15. Lobster deploys THE TANK ZONE wiki, appendix attempts to deploy Aaa (non-existent channel) but he is not in control of it. Fox deploys a hydrogen bomb. Appendix reveals that he knows of the existence of #aaa, but Lobster denies it.
16. Waffle deploys Dark Brandon and Fox deploys proof of perjury. Appendix counters with REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS.
17. Fox attempts to counter with nanomachines, Lobster deploys Hearthstone bomb combo. Appendix deploys lord Foog, Lobster takes critical damage patting it.
18. Lobster is nearly destroyed. Appendix deploys evil villain monologue. Lobster musters up just enough strength to deploy Mind Crush, but Appendix counters it with Candy Crush.
19. Lobster only has 3 HP left. But musters up just enough strength to enter his true form, MECHA ULTRA LOBSTER GIGA-X MODE. He attacks Appendix directly dealing critical damage while Waffle flanks with Priest with the Blicky.
20. Appendix is Isildor, King of Gondor and tries to banish Lobster. Lobster only has one chance left, with the power of Fox's Black Lotus, he activates Converging Wishes and attacks Appendix directly! Appendix is destroyed once more, and swears to return as he blasts off again.

Following round 3 of the civil war, Lobster diplomatically recognised the Fox Faction Yegor and Fox attempted to form in exchange for continued use of artillery. Yegor began arms production for Lobster.