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Rsnail

**rsnail** is a dood. he was rly epic and actually creatd club penguin!!!!! he also did penguin chat 3 which everyone cares about for sum reason.

rsnail leaved which makes me rly sad :( i think he was the first to leave altho i think gizmo left before him? and maybe screenhog i dont rember anymore. :(

rsnail came on during star warz cuz hes seekritly a jedi in REAL LIFE maybe. or just illumi- ah scroo it he too epic for illuminati.

NOT to be confused with a rocketsnail its pretty much the same tho, rsnail is an abbreviation of rocketsnail but they diffrent things, so yea. dont confuse them.
Luna Rubins

**Luna Rubins**is one of the main characters of the *Yu-Gi-Oh! Metal Saga* anime series. She is the younger twin sister of State Military Cadet Leo Rubins and the best friend of Dawn Kurenai. She has a strong connection with Duel Monster spirits and has an unique power to not only see them, but summon them to life.

## Physical Appearance

Luna is a short and slender young girl with a light skin tone, gray-golden large eyes, and blue-green long hair that is done up in two high ponytails on either side of her head with two shoulder-length bangs on both sides of her face.

Luna's outfit consists of a light pink short-sleeved jacket over a long-sleeved red shirt with golden markings. She also wears light purple shorts with a red belt and a pair of white sneakers with black and pink markings, and a pair of white high socks.

## Personality

Because of her late mother's parenting, Luna is described to be a princess-like figure; she is very polite and well-behaved, speaks courteously (often referring to people as "Mr." and "Miss") and does what she is told. Regardless of the situation and being used to getting what she wants, Luna never forgets her manners, even offering a polite curtsy before dueling her enemies, with extreme prejudice.

Luna is very sweet, honest, upbeat, innocent and has a generally happy attitude. She is also very caring, charitable and friendly, and tries to be close to everyone she meets. She also has shown to be quite intelligent and calculating in her Duels like Miles. Very brave despite her age, Luna is always full of curiosity and has a thirst for knowledge, and loves adventures, always eager to bravely charge off to the next one. She is also a spirited go-getter who is very hardworking and always tries her best in everything she does.

Despite her lady-like demeanor, Luna can be a bit snobby and often criticizes people for their own faults, mostly to her brother and Miles, yet deeply cares for the both of them. She can be a bit impulsive, acting rashly when things don't go her way.

Luna loves being happy and seeing others the same way, and hates seeing others sad. As such, Luna is a pacifist and detests violence of all forms, though likes to Duel because it's fun. Even when beaten to near defeat, she still refuses to fight back. However, she is willing to fight to protect her friends if their safety is threatened and there is no telling what she would do in such cases.
Pink girl

**pink girl** was sorta like saraapril buit she was a super hero in The play with the superheroes. shes like dark guy only she has pink balls instead of blue balls! they both have same powers i think to summon colorful balls but that doesnt matter!!! ok also i think her name is amy it said somewhere! i forget where tho!!! oh and in reboot they give her wig and lameness!!! ugh the rebot is so lame1!!!! it make me mad!!!!! she helped dark guy take down squidward two. cool rite?!

## galleree

pink girl after the rebot, ew
Ricky Harper

Ricky Harper **- jeden z czworaczków i jeden z głównych bohaterów serialu "Nicky, Ricky, Dicky i Dawn".**

## Charakter

Jest bardzo mądry i nie wstydzi się tego pokazywać. Ale wysokie IQ nie przeszkadza mu wciąż ładować się w tarapaty.

## Ciekawostki

* Robi naszywki z imieniem i nazwiskiem na wszystkich swoich rzeczach.
* Urodził się jako drugi z czworaczków, jest młodszy od Dawn o 4 sekundy.
* Boi się przejażdżki Red Boomberem w odcinku "Śmierdząca sprawa".
* Jest fanem Docenta Boba.
* Założył z resztą braci interes o nazwie Nicky, Ricky, Dicky i Dogi w odcinku "Wszechmocna Dawn".
* Ma misia Porucznika Borówkę, dzięki któremu zdaje każdy test na 100%.
* Nie lubi jak ktoś mówi nie poprawnie. Można się tego przekonać w odcinku "Walentymki"
* Jest najmądrzejszy ze swojego rodzeństwa.
·

**·** is an Unsecret agent and a clothing person. she first apperd in da epf's game and its sequel and later on the internet game. she used to be rly cool she was all secrety and stuff but cp didnt make her a character for some rasin!!!

until she getted a new look and she's weird now, i dont like her, AND IT MAKES ME MAD!!!! shes even more ugly than regular ugly

dot is rly good at disguise. prety sure in the EPF game she was a snowman! she also licks wearing a pumkin head and was a cactus one tim.

there's probably a book where you work with her, idk probably not i dont know anymore :(

there is both a plushy and an action figure of her, but they rly expensive now. luckily she's in her old sweg outfit and NOT her smelly outfit so its probubly worth paying 500 money just to get.

## galleree

dot when she was yung
Action figure

**action figure** were cool toys. they made a lot of them and they gave you Codes to unlock stuff yeeey

they were kinda weird, cuz u could pop off their head and stick it on another figure's body :D ur like dr. sleddy when u play with these!!! altho they did ones of rockhopper and aunt arctic and other doods who give u stuff, you can't rip their heads off for some reason.

they also made an igloo toy that goes with these and it comes with an exclusive naked dood and a blue puffle

they dont make anymore cuz they stopped doing toys :(
Pizza

pizza is a rly rly good food u can buy it at the pizza parlor and do u know how they make pizza? they make pizza on gary's pizzatron, even tho gary built it it doesn't go boom. for now.

pizza has different ingredients on it, it depends, it can has fish and hot sauce and cheez and medium sauce and seaweed!

there is also CANDY pizza it taste good, but only if u get the seekrit lever in the pizzatron

you know whats REALLY weird about pizza? if u wear a special shirt you can eat pizza forever and it doesn't cost money. BUT if u want to get pizza for ur puffles then it costs money! isn't that WEIRD? also pizza is triangle and illuminati is triangle so the fact that pizza is triangle and the weird money thing might mean that pizza is illuminati.
Reggie

**Reggie** is the president of nintendo in MURRICA :D he's kinda like obama cuz he wear a suit and has nothing to do with club penguin but has an artikel here anyway. but unlike obama he's NOT part of the illuminati. this is because he is too good for illuminati, and also if he was part of illuminati then all the mario and pokermon and zelta games would be hypnotizing us to join illuminati which would make us sad :( but he's NOT part of illuminati so dont bury ur golds yet! the PSA RLY wants all their agents to be Reggie, but he freakin Reggie so they cant cuz their all noobs

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Nub

A Nub is a nun member nub's have no rarez and are terribel. they probaly joined yesterday on lik not sled racing but its broken now i think. their the most boring of th echeap doods.

## Trivia

* Pros laf at nubs like two much
	+ especially MLG pros
* if ur a nub u dont get to have friends until u be a member of da member club cuz nobody likes penguins with no clothes thats just creepy
May Brooks

**Cadet May Brooks**is one of the major characters of the *Yu-Gi-Oh! Metal Saga* anime series. She is a cadet officer of the State Military, a member of Team Dark, and the adoptive daughter of Lieutenant Madison Hawkeye. She is also Aero Hisagi's love interest, later his girlfriend in the aftermath of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Battle Tournament.

## Physical Appearance

May is an attractive young lady of average height with a slender yet curvaceous built, pale skin, light-blue eyes, and long light-brown hair with a single strand framing in between her eyes. She wears a chain necklace around her neck and a white wristwatch around her right wrist.

For attire, May wears a light-blue collared jacket with zippers that is zipped down to her lower chest and a white tank-top, which reveals a medium amount of her cleavage. She also wears black baggy pants with a blue vertical line and matching high-calf boots.

## Personality

May is a easygoing, laid-back and nonchalant individual.
Klutzy

**klutzy** is one of da crabz and is herberts best fwend!!! herberr was a noob and couldn't swim, so klutzy save him. therefor KLUTZY is the secret villiain and cause of all troubles on club penguin! because, all of troubles are caused by herbert. wut? you say protobot tusk skip and da unmerry walrus ALSO cause troubles? WELL SCROO U DIS IS MY ARTIKEL GET OUT

ok, r all u h8r pot8rs gone now? gr8

i think in da battle of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM klutzee control hydra? or maybe he was just repairs.

WAIT if he can repair rooboots, then that mean... HE GARY IN DISGUISE :O omg this is confurmed!!

wait maybe not. u know how crabz are in da illuminati rite? WELL! klutzy is a crarb! we also know dat klutzy cause ALL da trouble in club penguin. normaly i WOULD say maybe klutzy is leeder of iluminati, but we alredy know rookie is. WAIT rookie know how to speak crab! maybe rookie is secretly klutzy's POOPET WHICH MEANS KLUTZY IS LEADER OF ILLUMINATI!?!?!?!?

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Da migrator

da migrator is rockhopper's ship its really big. it so big in fact that it takes up five rooms! the ship holdm the storage place the bird nest and the pirate hq (its like the ninja hideout for pirates!!, (but wait u dont no what that is so its like the epf command room for pirats!!)) there is also a paper where u can by items that claim to be raer but rly arent! rockhopper lies to you!!

did you know it actually went boom twice? the first time it got hit by an iceburger and the second time, the crabz took it over and smashed into the beach.
Crabz

**crabz** are red thingies that appear around cp, their actually all really mean. dont believe me? ill show u examples!

herberts minion klutzy is a crab. as u know herbert is a villain and if his minion is klutzy then klutzy is a villain too, and klutzy is a crab, so there's an example of evil crab!

don't forget about the very very evil crab from puffle lunch that tries to kill your puffle!!! i tink its klutzys daaddy but idk

of course there's the pirate crabs who got on da migrator when rockhopper was coming to club penguin island, and then they took it over and made it go boom! then u got to spend two weeks killing all of them

there was also gonna be an old crab dood that was gonna be an enemy of the unsecret agents, but for some reason it never happened. he's probably collecting dust in CP team's trash can.

there is also a crab in the underwater game with the claw thing, he tries to take a pile of money. if you let him take all the money he gives you a shiny, but if you take the money he gets mad at you. him giving you a shiny seems nice, but he actually is maybe trying to buy something EVIL!

crabs are also in ice fish, they chop your fishing pole in half.

there was a crab that poked the window at the pool, and it flooded and people probably drowned.

there's also a blue crab, this is one of the few not mean ones, but it probably has evil intentions

you can also eat crabs, but nobody in cp does this idk why cuz they're all evil and they're gonna take over cp one day. everyone thinks puffles are gonna take over club penguin but its actually gonna be the crabz.

hm... did u notice how crabz eyes are separated? if u cut a crab in half then they have one eye, just like illuminati. also crabs are everywhere and watching u all the time, just like illuminati! so crabs might be in the illuminati
Hot sauce

**hot sauce** is stuff that comes in a bottle with a fire picture on it. for some reason even tho its called sauce, they always show fire come out while playing card jitsu, weird right? i dont think hot suace is that good put then put it on pizza too.

by the way there is another kind of sauce it's just called sauce, but since hot sauce already exists i call it medium sauce cuz then it makes the hot sauce stick out. as u can probably guess it also goes on pizza but it's not as hot as hot sauce is

btw it can be used to power flying backpacks somehow!! science is so KEWL!
Wallrs

**wallrs** are wallrses, but not unwallrses, which arent wallrses, ok? so basically wallrses are fat things with tusks! theres a rumor going around that wallrses are actually ancient fishys in disguise and are part of the iloominati to defeat illuminati.

apparently wallrses have existed since before sensei was old even tho we didnt see any until 2013. this probably proves the theory about them being ancient fishys in iloominati because the illuminati was covering them up all those year!!!

so far we only seen two wallrses, tusk and merry wallrs. unmerry walrus is often mistaken to be a wallrs but is actually a unwallrs. so yea.

## trivia

* theres a server about wallrses
* what if experimenting penguins was gonna be experimenting wallrses but everybody liked penguins better?!?!?!?
* they might eat penguins
* there is actually no different between wallrs and unwallrs, except that wallrs are NOT unwallrs! so dont get them mixed up!
	+ it might be a law not to call a wallrs a unwallrs or a unwallrs an wallrs by mistake, if u do then ur racist
Partys

**Partys** are fun things that happen every month cuz club penguin team say so! they used to be rly fun but now a lot of them are crap cuz cp ruined them. :(

when partys happen, rooms get decorated, and u can get free items and meet a dood who gives u free stuff!!! sometimes therse a kwest to.

unfortunatly if ur a cheap dood u cant do much rip

heres a list of every party we have artikelz on
Spooky party

**spooky party** is a party that happens every halloween! its the only party that existed for every year unless you count christmas holiday party and merry wallrs party as the same thing and rare party and aniversary as same.

spooky party has a few party rooms that it has sometimes like seekrit lab and haunted mansion and spooky maze. spooky party used to be just for fun but now spooky stuff happens and u get prizes!!! saraapril hates it cuz its 2spooky4her.

in 2012 garywold and his mansion pop up and um... i dont remember anything else OH YEAH you get to be a ghost tho

in 2013 rookie was a noob and bought spooky candy that turned penguins into zumbys woffles and Twilight.

in 2014 skip turned the Puffle Hotel into a rly tall hotel and there were SPOOKY GHOST puffles also he kidnapped garywold for some reason

in 2015 the club penguin team made five nights at garys
Tusk

**tusk** is a evil wallrs who used to be friends with sensei a long time ago ~~in a galaxy far far away~~ they used to train to be NINJA togethr until a avalanch happen and killed tusk! except not rly. he survive. but sensei thought he was dead and stole his tusk for some reson.

somehow he met scrap tank and sly and try to destroy the ninja and sensei in card jitsu snow! but he got rekt and then disappear to 4shadow card jitsu shadow which still isnt a thing. :(

## trivia

* for some reason the unsecret agents r trying to defeat him even tho this is senseis thing
	+ i guess thats leftovers of the unsecret agent and ninja rivalry
* he might be an unwallrs
	+ probably not
* tusk might be based on a marble character cuz of his supah villan origin.
Unmerry walrus

hes unsanta but less lamer. he also unwallrs like untusk but he evil! idk hes not kinda weird! he also had not his stolen tv spcial and his stolen merry wallrs party!!
!!!! unmerry wallrs actually didn't unexist until 2014, so the klub penguin team probably said something like "scroo it unchristmas is too unoffensive and we're unweirdos so lets make a new unholiday!" and boom unmerry wallrs was born

there are several ways that unmerry wallrs is undifferent from unsanta claws. for example, his unclothes are unbloo. also he's a unwalrus. and, he's santa. also, he ungives gifts to noone not just doods who are ungood, so he gave unherbert a unpresent once. unherbert actually liked the unpresent so idk why he threw it in the untrashcan but wutever

apparently everibody liked unmerry wallrs cuz cp undelete him a few months after the unparty was over (and he probably went boom when that happen). he probably wont be afk, but if he returns it might be at halloween as a unghost! OOH unSPOOKY!!!!

btw wut u forgot to mention is that the unmerry walrus might be an evil clone of the merry wallrs its just a theory tho so it might not be reel, we need obama's approval! but LOL I PUT IT HERE HAHAA
Fair

the **Fair** was parties that happened in 2007 and other years i dont feel like meintioning! it was in 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014, and 2015 too. this is ur friendly neighborhood wiki editor signing out

it was about collectin tickets so you cud buy stuff.

they decided to kill it in 2013 and it didn't come back! :( IM SO SAD but then it came back in 2014 but they ruined it by turning it into the amoozement park! >:( IM SO MAD also when it came back in 2015 they didn't put it on the app for some reason, which caused Frozen 2: No New Items Boogaloo to go on for an entire month. ewwwww... we also got rainbow poofle party

also rockhopper was the mascot but its rookie now i think idk y dey did that i mean rh is so perfect he has a beard and a hat and a puffle rookie just has a hat and sunglasses how lame is he i mean what the heck.

here is triva about the fair. when it first came in 2007 it was called the fall fair, but this only happened again in 2008 cuz da club penguin team renamed it in 2009 to be polticaly correct, which maybe confirms fair is illuminati.
Smartphones

on da right u can see da smartphones unsecret agents haev!

im nice so i will help expand this artikel okay so **smartphones** are things the unsecret agents get when they join da EPF or PSA. i think the only thing people care about is that you can teleport to ANY room, unlike the map that only lets you teleport to some rooms

these are the features you can do on smartphones:

## PSA smartphone

* teleport
	+ or u can teleport to PSA headquarter right away with special button!!!
* get scizors a wrench and comb

## EPF smartphone

* buy clothes, but you cant give them money you have to get EPF points and THEN spend it on the clothes
* teleport but its way easier to do on this one then the PSA one
	+ it still has special button to go to EPF headquarter!
* get annoyed by other unsecret agents sending you pointless texts every freaking week
* find out if there are any new field oops but when they got rid of field oops now it tells u if there are any new missions. obviously, there usually arent
* use special gadgets gary makes for you that go boom! oh wait did i say gadgets i meant GADGET because just like missions there's only been one. how stoopid.
	+ also fun fact! that gadget hasn't been needed for two years but you still see people walking around using it sometimes. they're weird
* walk around the elite puffles- i mean elite puffle because you can only walk flare
* it used to tell you about a postcard, like u were a idiot or something
Obby-won kanobee

**obby-won kanobee** is a rly old member of da jedi on planet tattoo. da jedi go to him so they can get the blueprints of the death store but the stormpoopers show up and kill him. rip. also hes just sensei cosplaying.

## trivia

* obby-won kanobee is ded but sensei is alive, this means that sensei is in the illuminati but not obby-won cuz he died.
* obby-won kanobee is the only other penguin besides sensei to be gray, but he is sensei, so why did i write this
	+ that means he HAX btw
* hes rly old
Money

**Money** are the stuff that you can sell to buy stuff. its cliche golden coins that you can get in the games after you win them, but who cares you can just use a money maker to add it to your accounts, it very good! money can be found in quests and stuf too but who cares

ooh oh i almost forgot tickets are a kind of money at teh fair thijng!! ~~theres one on right now!!! as i type this!! wow so exicting! brb imma go play cp~~ the dood who wrote this is noob, fair is gone now rip

another type of money is EPF points unfortunately they're rly useless cuz there is nothing to do with them for ten million years :(

if u give enough of this to dedpool he kills people for u :D
Store wars

**store wars** is some movies that disney bought. um i actually idk much about store wars but ill try to explain it.

store wars is about a war in space between two stores, one of the stores is own by da jedi the other is by darth vader and da sith. darth vader's store is called the death store so they probably sell death or something. personaly i wouldnt buy death but meh. so da jedi are trying to destroy the death store because its evil!!!1!1!1!!1!111 so look skywalker, Princess Lay's, hans solo, choobacca c3po and r2d2 are da jedis and they have to find obby-won kanobee (idk how to spell it) on planet tattoo to find the blueprints of the death store and explode it.

   but then da stormpoopers show up and kill obby-won so they escape in hans solo's ship to the cafe where some alienz play a song. look rly likes the song so they give him the plans to the death store. they get back in hans solo's ship and go to the death store. look gets a bomb and puts it in the center core of the death store, the milk section. the stormpoopers try rek da jedi but they cant and just end up destroying the death stores products which makes darth vader mad so he chops dem in half with his litesaber. then darth vader and look have da final battle!!! look is about to chop darth vader in half with his own litesaber but suddendly darth vader revealz that he is LOOK'S FATHER OMG PLOT TWIST! so look goes to da dark side of da sith. suddendly da emperoar appears and tells darth vader and look to kill princess lay's and hans solo and everyone else who i dont feel like writing down! so they start to do but look realizes all the innocent plants darth vader kill so he kills darth vader instead!!! the emperoar try to kill look but he detonates the bomb as princess lay's saves her ppl from the impending doom!!1 everyone escapes in time except da emperoar and the stormpoopers who get explodinated. then they go to da jedi's headquarter and have a big party! da end.

ok guys i hope u liked wut i think happened in store wars! also store wars has its own tv show called store wars rubble which i guess is what happens in the death store after it boomed. they made some prekwals that are called umm... store wars before the store wars sounds cool. also there gonna do store wars 2 it comes out soon!!

theres other characters in store wars too like yoda jabba da butt and boba fat but um i forgot wut they did.
Franknpenguin

**franknpenguin** is a spooky monstrawr. he appear every halloween at da spooky party! if u want u can buy his costume. hes like a zumby but diffrent. hes coolr than zumbys cuz theres only ONE franknpenguin! also the zumbys are ugly, franknpenguin isnt ugly.

so da story is that dr. sleddy made franknpenguin cuz he was ded and had no bwainz, cuz the zumbys were jealous of him and eated them. so dr sleddy got franknepnguin a new bwain from da bwain store, unfortuntly it was a spare rookie bwain so now hes a huge dorp and cant do anything.

boo

## trivia

* he might be da hulks brother
* there r toys of him
* he made a cameo in the treasure chest catalog
EPF

the **EPF** is where unsecret agents work. EPF showed up in 2008 in the EPF game where dot stalks you a little bit and asks you to join. it used to be even more secret then the PSA but herbert made them go boom, now everybody knows about EPF for some reason so that was sorta stupid.

they hate herbert and klutzy and protobot and the test butts wheelbot snowbot and jetbot, also they hate skip too and maybe tusk, probably the unmerry walrus idk much about him tho

the unsecret agents did special stuffs during Operation Who Turned Out The Lights and operation puffball.

btw did i mention the EPF of the future? they exist in future, that noob rookie is the dictater now oh speaking of dictater did you know dictater is Aunt Arctic

## trivia

* they might secretly be a branch of the illuminati btw
Friendz list

**friendz list** is a list u get when u get ur club penguin account! it lists all ur friendz! u used to be able to have 100 but the club penguin team "upgraded" the list and now u can have 500 INCLUDING the free stuff guys! ppl that r rare have rocky cece and da merry wallrs on their friendz list. unfortunately when they upgraded it there were lots of compooter bugs :( they kinda fixed it but it still has bugs.

## trivia

* there r 2 other kinds of friendz lists. there used to be the dood list but its gone now :( the other 1 is the unfriendz list which basically makes the doods u put on it nonexistent. must be HAX
* if ur a nub ur probably forever alone and its empty
Background

**backgrounds** are things you can get and put on ur player card. most of them come from stylish penguin and cheap doods can buy them! you also used to be able to get them in the costume trunk where cheap doods could also get. the most famous backgrounds are when you meet the doods who give you free stuff, they always give u a background.
Billybob

**billybob** is lane merryfield ~~and he is the founder of cp~~, oh my gawsh ur so stoopid it was rsnail who started cp go back to school u freakin' noob! but he eventually gave it to ~~obama~~ (w8 i thought it was spike hike) who is its president right now. i think he used to have powers to turn into a human and from a penguin!!! as a human he was merryfield but as a penguin he is billybob!!!! the name of the page btw!!!! he pretty cool he also post on blog! it was fun times but then he lefted in 2012. how sad

a poplar theory is that after billybob left the club penguin team he dump toxic crap everywhere which made all the penguin ugly and created sasquash
Mercenaries suggestions

**This page is a candidate for deletion.**

*Remember to check what links here and the page history before deletion.*
Considerations about mercenaries.

### Summary

Under gold payment, have a group of mercenaries that you can't directly control, only ask them to either scout, attack, or defend. If killed, they auto-regenerate. Max 20 units.

### Variants

* not very loyal (link).
* limited time use, and everytime you call them, it costs more (link)
* They spawn automatically in fixed time periods and fight for whoever controls their "tavern" building; a couple of taverns are spread over the map, thus *mercenaries* would be one specific game mode.

### Advantages

* Helpful with scouting, raiding, or defending without the need to control these units and keep track of them all the time.
* Not regulated by population limit, thus additional military forces in the late game.

### Disadvantages

* No tactical finesse, they might go to their death or defend the wrong location.
Dr. Octogonapus

"dr octogonapus BLAH!!111111111!1!!!!!11" -Dr. Octogonapus

**Dr. Octogonapus** is one of Spodermans villains!!! so hes obviously a Marble character but SCROO DAT CRAP! he was in lazor collection!!! in lazor collection he fires his lazor at ppl! he rekt Spoderman cuz he forgot how to shot web. after dat he finds MOAR ppl to rek!

he has a giant robot and when it appear a song plays! but it haves bad words so i cant post it here :(

hes a chief too but dont complain about the food cuz he lazors u then

they forgot to put Dr Octogonapus in the Marble Supah Hero Party!!!! im so sad smh

## trivia

* he has a son name randal he kill him tho oops
* he has sunglasses so hes MLG
Illuminati

illuminati iz a rly kool groop, i wanna be a member, but i cant, cuz theyre secret and i revealed da secret, but yeah so i think dat da triangel penguin iz da leader but yeah idk, it may be da dictater but rly idk and i probably idc, if it helpz meh... yeah also triangelz r da symbol of illuminati, but u dont knuw dat, i didnt tell you, k?

there is many theory about who is leader of illuminati, some ppl think its da triangel penguin or obama but its actually klutzy using rookie as a puppet!!!

~~o no the illuminati gonna kill us all in a week :( lets hope the iloominati stop them!~~ the iloominati stopped them :D

## doods who are probably in the illumnati

* klutzy the REAL president of illuminati, rookie is his puppet not even herbert noes!
* rookie the president of illuminati
* obama, most ppl think he is presidnet of illuminati but hes not hes probably still important tho
* da triangel penguin is also thought to be president of illuminati but he not cuz rookie is! he actualy MASCOT of illuminati.
* most of the crabz are members of illuminati
* one eye puffle is ALSO thought to be leader of illuminati, but the question is which one?!?
* disney apparently likes to hide illuminati in their shows to give brainbaths to kids! this is why bob cyber exists!

## supporters of da illuminati

* aunt arctic is not actually member of illuminati, but she supports the illuminati by helping rookie get moar power in CP
* dictater supports illuminati too cuz shes aunt arctic
* the EPF itself is maybe an unsecret branch of the illuminati

## random crap that are member of illuminati!

* pizza is not actually a member off the illuminati because its a pizza. but the illuminati secretly makes all the pizza in the wurld
* fair might be illuminati, cuz club penguin team made it political correct!!!!!
* house of white is where obama live, illuminati might have secret base here!
* the unboxable dimension is full of humans but penguins look more like humans now so is maybe illuminati.
* apples could be in illuminati cuz stern the apple is apple and he made a smartphones with an eye called the eyephone.

## leeked info

~~obama is president of the illuminati!!!!~~ ~~no rookie is!~~ actually it klutzy and rookie is puppet
App

**app** is short for **apple** i think. Apples are fruit that u can eat! they grow on trees and uh, idk anything else

o and u cant eat the core cuz its bad for you!!!

now let me tell u an story! one day there was an apple named stern the apple. stern was a very happy apple! one day a nuclear war happened and stern the apple was mutated into an very smart apple! stern used his smartness to make an eyephone, a smartphone with an eye i think. (OMG ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED) so eventually he opened up a big company and named it after himself so now apple (the company that makes stuff) exists! sadly he was eaten one day by a noob.

btw if ur colorblind, apples r red!

admins note if u were looking for the app ***CLICK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
Hans solo

**hans solo** is a character in store wars hes part of da jedi with his best friend choobacca. he has a ship that they use to escape when the stormpoopers attack and later to explode the death store. oh yeah and hes in love with Princess Lay's cuz he wants to be king of potato chipz maybe.

after store wars was over hans solo was out of a job but needed more money. apparently he didnt get enough from the sales of his toys. so then he did what a lot of ppl in epic movies did and then became a sellout in a lame movie and killed his career. ENTER FROZEN!

so hans solo got to be in frozen (ew) and he shows up out of nowhere and falls in love with anna (but not rly) but then tries to kill her for reasons idk. the movie was crappy so i dont remember much about it. he tries to kill elsa too but um... yeah i dont rly remember the movie. after typical disney princess crap happens he goes to jail.

luckily for hans solo disney decided to make store wars 2 and hes gonna be in it so his career isn't doomed! yeeeeeey! let's just hope they don't want him back for a frozen sequel

## trivia

* hans solo was orange in store wars but aqua in frozen nobody knows why but it could be because it was cold when they were filming frozen so he got frostbite and turned blue
* he looks a lot like indiana jones
* he might be superman cuz he got frozen in kryptonite one time
* hans solo might seekritly wish he wasn't in frozen, do you blame him
Candanse

**candanse** can danse. she sings to. she made lots of songs that used to be cool but now she only makes lam songs. this is basically how candanses interest change, dancing, singing, singing crappy songs. shes a dj. she show up for the first time ever at dancing party (except not realy, check the trivia) she has a puffle name lolz. idk why shes named lolz, probably just for the lolz. HAHA see wut i did there?

she has lots of friends like um the keeper (the one in the nite club, not the ded one) DA BAND and maybe crying dood? the rest of them are lame, like rocky cece brady mickeykenzie cold plant sabrina carpet and violin

## trivia

* everyone thinks candanse show up for the first time at dancing party, but isnt true!!! she actualy was in da newspaper in 2008! prety cool isnt it?
* she use to have pink hair! u can still see it on a card jitsu card!
* she cosplay as Princess Lay's
* shes friends with the keeper,
* in the future she gets eaten by a squid kid
	+ i wonder if she was tasty
* ppl think her and franky is in love

## **BREAKING NEW EVERY1**

NEW EVIDANT TO CUNFORM CANDANSE AS A MEMBER AS BOTH DA Illuminati!! LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!

THERE IS AN EYE IN THE PIC AND A TRIANGLE!!! OMG!!!! THTS CRAYZE

dis means whenevr u buy her songs, u help DA ILLUMINATI!! YIKES!!!

dont evr buy her songs again plz 4 ur own snake
Saraapril

**saraapril** is a huge noob with her own blog and she's rly weird. her favorite colors are "PRETTY PINK and PURPLE :)" oh yeah she does smiley faces a lot too and never uses punctution unlike me i always use punctuation all the time so yeah anyway what were we talking about oh yeah saraapril. sarapril is most famous for these things, the :) and the PRETTY PINK and PURPLE, she capitals other words too but those are the most common. i think shes like 7 years old she started her blog back in 2008 and hasnt matured at all, i actually think she unmatured but idk. she thinks herbert is just misunderstod and needs lots of hugs but this isnt true, he has to do all these things and no amount of hugs can stop him cuz if he doesnt klutzy and the illuminati will kill him. she has a crapton of puffles and has like 10 orange puffle all named ORANGE! what kind of stupid thing is that? then she tried to get a rainbow puffle but CP didnt fix the puffle limit so she couldnt, and geting rid of one of ur 10 puffles that are exactly the same is out of the question. she wasnt able to get it for months and probably cried irl

despite her super happy joy joy super happy funtimes filosofy on life, she hates a lot of things. she hates halloween and the spooky party cuz shes a wimp and cant handle da spook. she hates system defend cuz it has guns in it so she probably hates dedpool too, who hates dedpool i mean srsly?!?!?!?!? she also hates takeover ESPECIALLY Marble Supah Hero Takeover and store wars takeover but she DOESNT hate frozen party so shes kinda biased. but the thing she hate most is compooter bugs cuz apparently club penguin is not allowed to have any bugs at all. oh yeah she also hates the club penguin team a lot ESPECIALLY spike hike who tried to kill her once apparently (do u RLY blame him) cuz apparently theyre just disney brainwashed rooboots. also she was sad when they killed recycle room to make the school which is weird cuz shes probaly a noob who rly likes school a lot. shes also rly worrid about wut happen in future even tho she'll be ded! unless the illuminati is keeping her alive to torchur as many penguin as possible.

saraaprils blog is actually RLY hilarous so if u need something to laugh at go read it. otherwise go read the train mans blog. and now i will show u a typical saraapril blog.

"hi im saraapril today im going to SHARE a story about my puffle :) my puffle made me a chair thats PRETTY PINK and PURPLE :) hurray! hurray!! HURRAY!!! oh but disney started another TAKEOVER WAR!! disney! STOP destorying club penguin! more soon...."

## trivia

* she might be pink girl
* wut if saraapril is a normal penguin and her fedora is controling her instead?!?
* saraapril is red and not PRETTY PINK :) which means shes racist
* saraapril pretended dubstep deded and cried irl
* saraapril probably pretends to car for her puffles but cant remember their names like everyone else who plays cp
* the 10 oranges might be plotting to eat sarpril someday and take over her blog
	+ that would be an improvment
* saraapril could be billybob's dawter which is why the new club penguin team makes her so salty
* saraprils real name is bob
Club penguin

**club penguin** is a game, club penguin is also island in game! if u were looking for the island, plz CLICK DIS anyway here is about game:

club penguin start as rsnail's experimenting penguins and then turn into penguin chat, penguin chat nobody remembers, and most famous penguin chat 3. eventually it become **club penguin** and EVERYBODY WUV IT!!! except the club penguin team left and now there's a bunch of noobs in there so everyone hate it now. it makes me rly sad and rly mad at same tim. there is also the app which is basically club penguin but not as good and u can only play it on ur eyephone or android thingy. they hate klub penguin idk wut klub penguin rly is but oh well

club penguin also made more game, besides the app there is the EPF game, Herbert's Revenge, too many games day, Puffle Lunch: DA APP, not sled racing, and puffle wild. I wish they make more Nintendo games but I guess Reggie hates them now cuz they too nooby for him :(

club penguin is divide into 2 ppl: members of da member club who pay the club penguin team money and cheap doods who dont. members get everything and cheap doods get nothing. theres rly no point to play if ur a cheap dood. kinda dumb but ok. every month they have partys, most of them are crap tho. they used to be rly good but they not anymore :( oh yeah also puffles exist! if u dont know wut puffle are but play club penguin, u been playing the wrong club penguin, probably klub penguin. puffle are penguin pets! but you would think the penguin are the pets because the puffles are EVERYWHERE. its kinda creepy

also u can buy clothes and furniture for ur igloo! unless ur cheap dood of course. you can also be a unsecret agent or a ninja, they used to be at war but nobody play club penguin anymore to make them at war. i miss those day. :(

ok so ummmmmmmmmmmmm im getting bored and ill write more later, bai
Squidward

**squidward** was a character from spong bab but i guess disney buyed him so they could use him in The play with the superheroes. he the bad guy of dark guy and pink girl series and he bad!! in the end for some rasin he turns into a penguin, how dumb, right, okay so, thats it. i think he likes pizza too. oh and also they didnt ruin him with a rebot!!!!! im happy!!!! i think he used to be giant too but i dont think he was because u cant grow when u war his shirt

also he got a sidekick called ummm giant moth guy

there are 2 versions of squidward but only one can be reel so which one is it plz vote guys
The play with the superheroes

**the play with the superheroes** was the play with the superheroes that happened on the stage. i think it had some dark guy and a pink girl and they use their powers to destroy squidward!! for some reason they changed the stage like twice, like it used to have a giant dragon, then it had an robot and later it had an bug monster! yikes! they all scare me!!! the good news is dark guy and pink girl saveed the stage so we all happy!

o and in 2015 they rebot it for some reason. they look dumb now. they also have hair its dumb dont read the rebot
Sensei

**sensei** is probably the first NINJA ever! hes rly old tho. he plays card jitsu but always reks u unless u have da black belt. this is because he uses HAX and if u have the racist err i mean black belt, it detects his HAX and reports him to da club penguin team. so he turns off his HAX if u have the black belt. in card jitsu FIYA and card jitsu water he also uses HAX unless u have the entire FIYA suit or water suit, which has the same HAX-detecting properties as balck belt. card jitsu snow is the ONLY game he doesn't HAX in, even tho hes fighting against tusk whos da bad guy and not the ninjas who are good guy. so sensei might be evil. i hope not. :(

oyea sensei was in the first shorts ever!!! it was the one where sensei sleepwalks and he got a voice. his voice kinda sounds like... umm... actually his voice reminds me of sensei from club penguin.

sensei cosplayed as obby-won kanobee in store wars, but was killed by da stormpoopers. howver sensei is still alive!!!! this must mean that sensei is in the illuminati, who kept him alive but obby-won ded. either that or he just used his HAX again. probably.

oyea senseis walking stick is not a stick actually! it used to be a stick but it isnt anymore cuz the new club penguin team decided it should be tusks broken tusk instead!!! thats kinda creppy actually. its like if u got buried in an avolanch and ur friend found a tooth that u lost in da avalanch and use it as a necklace. kinda gross actually to.

## gallry

senseis snow suit which is the specialist of all his special suitssensei before he was ugly
Iloominati

da **lloominati** is like Illuminati but a lot cooler. idk anything about them tho so uh ill talk about cheekins instead

ok so cheekins r mini-dinosaurs (related to penguins!!!)) that lay eggs and usually liv on farms. they say buk and... idk anything else!!!

plz expand!!

o and maybe da circel penguin iz da leader, but we idk, but we know 1 think - da triangel penguin iz not da leader

tbh i tink the leade r is Ninja (the blogger dood not those card jitsu guys)

the leader is probably wookie, rookies twin brother from star warz

## members of da iloominati

* Ninja (the blogger dood not those card jitsu guys) could be the leader because he has two eye and not one eye like illuminati does
* da circel penguin could also be the leader, but probably not cuz da triangel penguin is not da leader of illuminati and dey clones
* wookie could be the leader because hes rookies twin brother
* ancient fishys could be dressing up as wallrses to destroy illuminati and joining iloominati
Penguin

**penguin**s are species of saurischian dinosaurs native to areas south of the equator. penguins are the main species inhabiting club penguin island and were chosen for their anthropomorphic qualities. penguins are great swimmers and i should really be studying for my exam.

penguins’ diet consists of raw fish, fish burgers, pizza and hot sauce, lots of hot sauce.

by the way penguins can come in a ton of different colors for some reason!!! studies have yet to prove the connection between coloring and flipper cancer

penguins can have puffles as pets they're slowly taking over the island tho o noez.

ever since 2013 all the penguins are ugly (see left) a common theory is that billybob dump toxic sludge on them when he left club penguin team to mutate them all for some raisin! idk why but it makes sense i think. this is where sasquash came from.

## trivia

* if penguins die they might come back as ghost sometimes
* some penguins are gold or rly dark black!!! these doods HAX tho so u should report them
	+ unless its billybob
Ghost

**ghost** are rly spooky! their like the soles of ded ~~shoes~~ penguins that came back! like SPOOKY GHOST puffle! garywold is 1 of them and so is skip (oops spoilers). oyea purple ghost red ghost pencil ghost fridge ghost and green ghost are ghost 2.

at da spooky party 2012 garywold made a thing that let u kill urself and become a ghost! u could turn back tho. idk how. with da powa of SCIENCE!!!1!11!1!!!!1! probably. idk wut its called probably the ghost maker thingy. you cant be one anymore at the new spooky partys tho. :( plz bring it back club penguin team

## trivia

* nobody know how they come bak to lif, it might have something to do with illuminati
* merry wallrs might be one now
* darth vader before he was darth vader and obby-won kanobee turn into ghost at the end of store wars i think
* polo field was a ghost once but dont worry he got better
Snail

**snail** are slow lame things. they are rocketsnails that dont have enough sweg points to be a rocketsnail. sometimes rocketsnails turn back into snails if there spaceship explodes and they dont have enough sweg points to buy a new one.

## trivia

* there might be a penguin chat ripoff with snails
* all the snails are ded cuz the new club penguin team murdered them
	+ the survivors were sweg enough to become rocketsnails but they also got rekt by new club penguin team
* if u like the snails dont worry there still alive at rsnail gamez u can play as them in club snail!
Anna

**anna** is da princes in frozen. shes jealous of her sister elsa cuz shes da queen and not her. she wuv hans solo but not anymore cuz he rekt her. she wuvs sven now. also she friends with kristoffer robin and olaf. she tries to rek her sister to be the queen but then they all live happily ever after, probably cuz elsa HAX.

shes in frozen one and a half too (duh) and its her frkin birthday. so um crap happens and she probably become friends with elsa snot.

## trivia

* her name is pronounce rong :(
* she hates Princess Lay's cuz of they both in love with hans solo

## galleree

anna in frozen one and a half
Disney

**disney** is a rly rich company and they make lots of movie and stuff. they bought club penguin in uhhh 2007 or something? everyone says after disney buy club penguin it became a crap, but thats not true, it was rly good until 2012 then it got RLY bad and now it's garbage. lots of ppl think that disney is part of illuminati, or give money to illuminati, or hide messages in their movies and TV show that brainwash kids into joining illuminati, but haha thats so silly... i mean... they dont hide illuminati in their shows... right? ;~;

disney makes lots of partys with their stuff, so far they did marble shake it up monsters at college store wars ten beach movie da muppets frozen (ew) movie about feelings or something and that disney channel movie about descendants of characters

oyea they have Liv and Maddy too but that's not on CP so idk y its here

aparntly they own SpongBab SkwarPantz and lazor collection