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Sakurada family

The **Sakurada family** (櫻田家, *Sakurada-ke*?) is a royal family that resides in town. Despite being royalties, the family has a very "normal" life. The protagonist, Akane Sakurada, hails from this family. Because of their status as a royal family, each member with Sakurada blood possess an unique power. It is one of the families featured in the *Joukamachi no Dandelion* universe.

## Background

Souichirou Sakurada became the king at only sixteen years old since his father, the king before him, passed away. The country didn't have a queen either as Souichirou's mother passed away when he was a little boy. Thus, Souichirou had to take over the throne. He didn't have any siblings and admitted that he felt a little lonely sometimes. Because of his status, he didn't have many friends in his first high school year. However, this changed when he met a second-year student at Royal Sakuraka High School, named Satsuki Shinonome. They eventually fell in love and got married, and because of Satsuki's big family, Souchirou wanted many children as well, so his children didn't have to feel lonely as he did.

## Plot

Souichirou Sakurada and Satsuki Sakurada had nine children together. Although being a royal family, the Sakurada household lives a very normal life in a normal household. The children goes to public schools where they are treated like any other student. They help each other with various chores at home due to their big family. However, there are over 2,000 cameras all over town to check the siblings activities.

Souichirou decided that when Aoi Sakurada, the oldest sibling, graduated from high school, they would hold an election for the nine Sakurada siblings to take over Souichirou's throne as the king. The campaign started in April, while the results would be announced in March. Over the year, all the siblings worked hard to become king while facing their own struggles, but also developing as a person. The citizens would vote for one of the siblings to become king. Near the end, Souichirou admitted that the reason he wanted to hold an election was for his children to realize their own paths, as they have plenty of paths, unlike himself.

Shuu Sakurada, the first son and second child, became the successor of his father Souichirou, winning the election.

## Members

Souichirou SakuradaAoi SakuradaShuu SakuradaKanade SakuradaAkane SakuradaMisaki SakuradaHaruka SakuradaHikari SakuradaTeru SakuradaShiori Sakurada
* Souichirou's father

### Political members

Satsuki SakuradaHana Satou
* Souichirou's mother

## Etymology

* The surname **Sakurada** literally means "cherry tree, cherry-blossom" (櫻) (**sakura**) and "field, rice paddy" (田) (**ta**/**da**).

## Trivia

* Misaki's clones can be considered a part of the royal family, but they are just technically a part of Misaki Sakurada.
* Although the whole Sakurada family made their debut on the first episode in the anime, the characters had separate debuts in different chapters of the manga.
Lickalotapus

**Iron Cog Lickalotapus** (アイアンコグなめますそれは良いなめます *Ironaru Coggu Lickalotapusu*) is a giant Iron Cog created by the antagonist of BNHPS The Movie : Giant Robots Attack!, Seething-Evil-One-Eye-Doctor. It is the final mech in the movie series, and is probably the most powerful of the Iron Cogs. Maybe. Even Seething-Evil-One-Eye-Doctor doesn't exactly know, as he was heavily drunk during its creation.

## Weapons & Abilities

Lickalotapus is equipped with several weapons, including some that retreat into his groin area when not in use, along with various boom-boxes for playing Modern Pop Music, a highly volatile substance that destroys a person's ability to act and think as an individual. It boasts two rocket launchers that fire giant bottles of spoiled milk, cocaine, or Jarate, depending on the Cog's mood.

It's main weapon is a colossal machine gun that fires miniature robot-sharks. One of its hidden weapons is the Dank Meme Rotary Canon, a launcher that shoots, believe it or not, dank memes.

## Voice Actor

Lickalotapus was played by famous voice actor Donny Dungaree, until he was murdered inside his recording studio. Investigations are still underway.

## Trivia

* Lickalotapus is one of two mechs out of 418 mechs to have an actual name, the other being Jacksovaton.

* Lickalotapus received 3rd place in the "Non-Canon But Secretly Canon" Movie Character Poll.

* Lickalotapus is lactose intolerant.
Lollipop Scepter

The **Lollipop Scepter** is Yetti's weapon of choice and the object of Fredgar's desire.

## Background

Forged in the darkest dungeons of Candyland Factory #5672 by the former dark lord Blind Personal Finance, the Lollipop Scepter is a legendary weapon that simulates the power of price deterioration and skull cracking. It has the power to create illusions at will and agents of chaos hunt it for its crapsarccharine properties. It is believed that Bananarama-Sama found this weapon while walking through the sewers of Choco Taco Academy and gave it to Yetti because he had nothing else to give to her. Fredgar desires this item over everything else, though for what reason is unknown. Ironically the Lollipop Scepter does not taste like a lollipop, it tastes like steel and coconuts.

The Scoutlings have often remarked that despite the weapon's strange appearance getting hit by it hurts a lot. So much in fact that when Saracho was hit by it he cried for two episodes straight, much to the annoyance of the viewers and the producers. The agents of chaos that hunt the Scepter are also incrediably dangerous since they have will fight anybody and everybody until they obtain the scepter. In the later sagas the scepter is also mentioned to have the ability to allow a character to become less useless. This causes the Moon Men Klan Sentai to start hunting the scepter in order to analyze this strange property and distill it so that their plans can come to fruition.
An Shirogane

* Manga
* Anime

**An Shirogane** (白銀 杏, *Shirogane An*?) is a minor character in the *Joukamachi no Dandelion* series. She is a classmate to Akane Sakurada.

## Appearance

An is a teenage girl with short, straight, bobbed dirty blonde hair and gold-brownish eyes.

She is usually seen with her school uniform.

## Personality

Not so much known about An's personality due her lack of screen time, but she is a very kind girl who is very happy and supportive where she is usually seen with a smile on her lips.

## Plot

An is Akane Sakurada's classmate who does not have a big role in the series as she only made her appearance during the first and the last episodes and alongside Karen wishing their classmates to vote for Akane.

## Relationships

### Akane Sakurada

An is a good friend to Akane. When they are in school, Akane is usually with her and Karen in school. Not so much known about their relationship, but they seem to be on good terms.

### Karen Ayugase

Karen and An worked together, saying that their classmates should vote for Akane Sakurada to become king. When Akane isn't around, these two are usually with each other. Not so much known about their relationship otherwise, but they seem to be on good terms.

## Etymology

* The name **An** means "apricot" (杏).
* An's surname **Shirogane** means "silver" (白銀).

## Navigation

Bell • Bubu • Inari • Levi • Raio • Shaura • Yuniko
Shut up anime.dmx

**shut\_up\_anime.dmx** is the first opening to the anime adaptation of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, animated by Krunkidile and airing alongside the first episode. It was then uploaded to Youtube on June 30, 2013 with an announcement that Krunkidile would be moving on to "Serious, artistic, deep TF2 videos."

Strangely enough, the only character from Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout is Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout himself, with all other characters coming from Krunkidile's other series Santamen, an incredibly vague and hard to spot nod to his other work. However, this was rendered an obsolete complaint upon Episode 19120113514, "S.A.N.T.A.M.E.N.?! The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Going to Not Take Place Maybe!", which featured a background cameo of a splinter from their house.

## Lyrics

**Provided by a napkin I found on my bed following a ransom of $15,000,000 and my firstborn child:**

*"Mistranslation*
*Mistranslation*
*These lyrics are really stupid*
*I hate my life*
*I hate my life*
*When is my paycheck?"*
## Trivia

* This OP was produced when Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout was still called Brooding-Highschool-Ninja-Parkour-Assassain-Scout, so when the name change was implemented Scout had already killed 2 people in what is considered the most controversial subject in the series.
* About 99% of the entire show's budget was used on the OP alone. The rest of the series is supposedly made using money pickpocketed from strangers.
* The song itself was totally not stolen from Bleach's 13th OP, we swear, they did it while the series was still in production.
	+ Besides, Naruto totally ripped off One Piece's 4th OP for it's 22nd film.
Power Nuggets

**Power Nuggets** are concentrated chicken-breast-flavored chunks of easy-to-use Mountain Dew radiation that are typically used by practicers of the ancient form of martial arts known as Scoutkenn. The Nuggets manifest as random powers that make no sense scientifically within human (and inhuman) bodies, and their pure, chickeny form is rarely ever shown in any episodes of *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout*(about twice a season).

Nobody who uses Power Nuggets knows you can buy three 10-count boxes of Power Nuggets at a nearby Burger King for only, like, $4.50. Despite this, the usage of Power Nuggets is not arguable, as Nuggets are regularly used by literally every major character in the show and sometimes by the minor ones.

### Corrupted Form

A form of the regular Power Nuggets, discovered by Capn' Conga-Demopan.
Sergeant Vodka

**Sergeant Vodka** (サージャント・ヴァッドカ *Sajanto Vaddoka*) is the inevitable femme fatale villain. She is one of Demo Drunkenstein's major officers in his alcoholic-themed army.

## History

When Vodka was a little girl, she was already calling herself "Sergeant," wearing tight leather pants, strutting around with a crop and a chain, and insisting that everybody call her "sir." This was incredibly confusing and arousing for her fellow children, her teachers, her parents, and really everybody involved. The absolute horror at being attracted to a child caused the town to question themselves constantly. To fix this, they comissioned the local scientist to build a time machine that would specifically speed up time for one person. Once created, the town used the machine on Sergeant Vodka so that she would age beyond the age of consent and stop making them feel totally weird all the time.

However, the machine malfunctioned and aged Sergeant Vodka to a full 80 years old, but to the town's surprise, when she stepped out of the machine, she only looked like she was in her mid-to-late 20s. The combination of her knockout-gorgeous body and withering, icy stare paralyzed the entire town mid-swoon.

With this, Sergeant Vodka realized the incredible dormant power of sexual temptation, and she decided to use these powers for evil and her own entertainment. It didn't take long for her to join up with Demo Drunkenstein, being that at the time Drunkenstein had made a habit of searching the phonebook for people with alcohol-related names. The fact that she went around calling herself "Sergeant" only made the choice to recruit her more obvious.

## Powers & Abilities

Sergeant Vodka's abilities revolve mainly around turning on her opponents or, failing that, making them feel so super-uncomfortable that they ask to leave.
Jacksovaton

**Iron Cog** **Jacksovaton** (トンをオフにジャック *Ironaru Coggu Jakkusovutonu*) is a giant Iron Cog created by Seething-Evil-One-Eye-Doctor, the antagonist of BNHPS The Movie: Giant Robots Attack! Iron Cog Jacksovaton serves as the first Iron Cog fought during the movie and is considered the friendliest as well as the biggest liar. His fearsome weaponry destroyed many asteroids in the movie in a gratuitous display of strength that impressed nobody.

## Powers & Abilities

He can open two jars of pickles at once, and he can shoot bullets out of his nose! Oh wait, that's not his nose, that's a two-ton mounted machine gun. He also has the ability to quote bad movies so badly that the universe tries to implode the area around him. In addition to this Jaacksovaton has the ability to make puns so bad that some people have to put on suicide watch after hearing them.

## Voice Actor

Jacksovaton is voiced by John "Jimmy Joe" Jackson in the first half of the movie, but he is replaced for his last two lines by guest voice actor Pibbles.
Krunkidile

> "PUT YO' FOO IN YOUR STICK, BUTT."
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> - Krunkidile, upon being horribly misquoted by a wiki
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**Krunkidile** is a sentient crocodile that was born in a back alley between an Olive Garden and a Radio Shack. He spends 50 percent of his time perfecting the art of belly-button-lint cultivation and the rest crying. His hobby of belly-button-lint-cultivation is difficult as he must rely on the kindness of strangers to allow him to cultivate their belly button lint as he has no belly-button of his own. Most people say no. This is why he cries so much.

It is also a complete mystery how he managed to steal a nearby high school's marching band uniform and wear it every day without anyone noticing.

He is the creator of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, both the character and the anime.

He used to be the Game God, but he was defeated in 1v1 Bad Rats by a circle from Venus and the circle took his title. Back when he was the Game God, he was known by his handle "SpaceTree."

## Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout Anime

Krunkidile's involvement with the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime started halfway through the Bananarama-Sama arc, during which he was directly hired to write episodes. He was paid for this in lint and dead ladybugs, a generous offer according to Ultra Satan, and was happy. This was until he went back in time to write other episodes, screwing with the time continuum as we know it and allowing for him to gain ungodly amounts of lint. Unsurprisingly, Ultra Satan was not pleased. He bribed Krunkidile to come back to the present under the restriction he would never again go back in time. Upon his return, Krunkidile ate Ultra Satan and claimed the title of Producer.

He then went back in time to change things once again, the most famous change being the the name of the former "Mr-Fatty-Fist-Heavy" to "Beefo." Ultra Satan then, officially done with all of these shenanigans, came back to life (no one knows how, possibly wizard magic) and stole Krunkidile's marching band uniform. Krunkidile promptly surrendered afterwards, ending the "Wat War." His band uniform was ransomed back to him. Instead of attaining revenge, he simply went back to his secret hideout and slept. He woke up, forgetting all about the whole ordeal, and returned to his belly-button-based lint collection business.
The Secret Hideout In Tihiti

**The Secret Hideout In Tihiti** is a space-mountain-themed underwater lava castle fortress hideout resort.

Although it generally is the most awesome place in the show, with mini-fridges that have free food and drinks inside, the scoutlings must constantly travel to continue destroying cities in their search for justice, so they spend almost zero time in this glorious resort.

Within the resort, there is an incredibly deep hole in the floor. This hole leads directly to Ultra-Satan-Hell, and they've been meaning to fix it but haven't gotten around to it yet.
Chapter 15

## Tonight is Borscht

**Tonight is Borscht** is the fourth chapter of the second volume and the overall fifteenth chapter of the *Joukamachi no Dandelion* manga series.

## Overview

This chapter starts with Borscht waking Akane up to feed him, she complains that he always wake her and not the others but go fill his bowl anyway. When she saw that there was still food in the bowl she told Borscht to eat everything first, but he didn't care and started chewing on plastic. Akane got curious as to why Borscht aways chews on plastic, so she asks Shiori to translate what he was saying, he told her that he was grateful to them for taking a stray like him, but the food they were offering was bad and even plastic was superior.

Misaki then starts petting Borscht telling him not to chew on plastic, Kanade sees this and states that she personally doesn't like Borscht, Misaki then throws him into the air knowing that he would fall to his feet, but Kanade grabs him anyway, Misaki jokes about how her body is more honest than her. Later we see Borscht and Kanade alone, he starts chewing on plastic, Kanade stops what she is doing and starts petting him while telling him not to chew on plastic, just like Misaki did before. Teru suddenly enters the same room as the two of them calling for Borscht and sees Kanade playing with him, he tells Kanade he will be borrowing Borscht and pretends that he didn't see anything.

At the end of the chapter, the family is getting ready for dinner, and are discussing who named Borscht. Akane comments about it being a food name, Shuu says that it's a terrible name for a pet and that he doesn't resemble Borscht (the food) at all. When the diner is ready Hikari asks what is the menu of the night and Aoi says they will be having Borscht for dinner, but Borscht (the cat) misunderstands this statement and run away, fearing that they were getting ready to eat him, later he comes back by the scent of the food.

## Trivia

* It's suggested in the chapter that Kanade was the one who gave Borscht his name.
* It seems Aoi's true power doesn't work on animals.
Bell

**Bell** (ベル, *Beru*?) is one of Misaki's clones, being the clone of sloth and part of her power *All for One*. She is a supporting character in the *Joukamachi no Dandelion* series.

## Apperance

Bell has long, unruly pink hair with reaches her lower back with an ahoge on the top of her head, and she has the same clothing as Misaki. Bell has orange eyes and is often seen with a tired expressions, or closed eyes.

## Personality

As the clone of sloth, Bell is very quiet, lazy, unmotivated, and for the most part tired. She is often seen with a tired expression and prefers to sleep, which she often does. When participating in Misaki's discussions or club actives, Bell doesn't talk at all and only sleeps. However, despite sleeping for the most part, the art-club members have great use of Bell as they can draw her while sleeping. She is also very air-headed and doesn't pay attention to things around her.

## Background

When Misaki was born, all of her clones, including Bell, were born along with her. Since a young age, Misaki could control her power where Bell along with the other clones were acknowledged for excelling at their own skills.

## Plot

Bell is, as a part of Misaki, a teenage girl who is the clone of sloth. Though she isn't a part of any club, Bell often sleeps where people from the art-club can draw her, which they think works well. Misaki also accepts this, since she handles her clones schedules. When the royal campaign started, Misaki's clones are brought out more often. Though Bell does participate in Misaki's discussions, she does not say anything or do anything to help. However, when Misaki really needs help, Bell will try to help her along with the other clones.

After Shuu got elected as the new king, Misaki became the student council president with her clones helping her along with Haruka as their secretary.

## Trivia

* Due to her tendency to sleep a lot, Misaki sometimes forgets to "collect" Bell.

## Navigation

**Bell** • Bubu • Inari • Levi • Raio • Shaura • Yuniko
Seething-Evil-One-Eye-Doctor

**Seething-Evil-One-Eye-Doctor** (沸騰 - 悪 - ワンアイドクター *Seethinganu Evaru Ich Eyaru Doctaru*) is the main antagonist of the movie saga, BNHPS The Movie : Giant Robots Attack!

He is an evil, one-eyed human that renounced his citizenship and moved to his giant Mountain Dew Space Station, where he developed giant robots he dubs "Iron Cogs." He is a vindictive, hateful person that has a totally dark and unforgiving past that lead to his current super-angst against the world. He is so lonely that he created a robot-bird friend named "Mr. Sneakysqueaks."

## History

Not much about his past is disclosed in either the movie or the manga. What is known is that his real name is Dr. Hafologus Ilikitindabutt, along with how his life spun downhill; when he graduated from Matsubatsu University at the top of his Robotics course. Even before then, he was interested in mech technology (or "mechnology," as he calls it). After his graduation ceremony, he was challenged by his peers to create the greatest sex-robot. Dr. Ilikitindabutt won, leaving the other scientists in a hot, sticky mess. During his gloating afterwards, however, Hafologus was ambushed by one of the beaten robots and subjected to various kinky sex acts.

Luckily for him, his best friend, Frontfuck Magee, intruded before any serious damage was done. The two became even better, inseparable friends who both loved playing with robots.

Days afterward, Frontfuck volunteered for a medical procedure to save his seven coma-ridden sisters. The procedure turned out be a sneaky attack by the Vindictive Nerds that Hafologus Ilikitindabutt once fought several months ago. His friend lie dead and covered in motor oil, in plain sight of his eyes. Dr. Ilikitindabutt swore his revenge on everyone even after he brutally mutilated the Vindictive Nerds with his pinkie-finger. He then began progress on the Mountain Dew Space Station, which took twenty years to completely finish. From that day onward, he changed his name to "Seething-Evil-One-Eye-Doctor" and devoted his time to creating robots and watching alien porn.

Years later, he begins his attack on the Scoutlings, as he sees they are only thing in his way of destroying whatever damn planet they live on. After pitting various mechs, starting with Iron Cog Jacksovaton, on Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and his friends, Seething-Evil-One-Eye-Doctorr finally confronts them in his magnum opus, the Iron Cog Lickalotapus. He is quickly defeated, however, and dies in his creation before the camera fades to black, leaving fans to wonder what the hell happened afterwards.

## Voice Actor

Seething-Evil-One-Eye-Doctor is played by Microsoft Sam.

## Trivia

* Seething-Evil-One-Eye-Doctor lost his eye to an AI-controlled silly straw he developed while he was working at McFatfucks.

* He is one of the few villains in the Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout franchise that doesn't employ the use of Power Nuggets. He instead uses concentrated doses of Hill Condensation radiation, a discount substitute energy for Mountain Dew.
Episode 238

**Battle of Corrupted Fists!: Demon Hand vs. Crispy Fist** is the 238th episode of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime.

## Summary

Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout begins his fight with the dark lord, Bananarama after doing battle with his six Hell-Generals. Will Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout be able to overcome Bananarama's overwhelming power, save his not-girlfriend, and get back the MacGuffin Muffins before it's too late!?

I dunno. Honestly, it doesn't even matter because this episode isn't even about Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout. It's about his worst friend,Rear Admiral Fights, who's locked in a heated battle with Bananarama's SEVENTH Hell-General, Beefo, the monstrous meat ogre!

Beefo wields the power of the Crispy Fist, a dark and terrible power that disfigured his left arm, and may come from the same demon that gave the Rear Admiral his stupid, skeleton sleeve jacket thing! And that REALLY bugs him! Like, that was his whole thing, and then this fat fuck just shows up just like "oh, what's up, I just have this exact same thing you have except sloppier and not on a TOTALLY RAD jacket! No big deal!"

And you better believe this episode contains footage of a big gross ogre guy getting spanked with a skeleton by a skinny, pretentious, Japanese, white boy in glasses. Oh lord have mercy, is there gonna be some skeletal spankage up in this bitch.

## Trivia

* WELL IT *IS* A BIG DEAL, MAN.
* At the end of episode 238 Rear Admiral Fights is injured by Beefo because Beefo has green blood, therefore nullifying his *Akuma no Te* technique.
	+ If Rear Admiral Flights were to ever figure out a way to counteract his weakness to green blood, he could convince the victim's skeleton that the green blood was weed and that it must be blazed, thereby setting his opponent on fire, both on the inside and on the outside.
	+ In the manga, Rear Admiral Fights never tries his *Akuma no Te* technique on Beefo, he instead just screams like a lady and slaps him before using his *Akumanodonha* to kill Beefo right as he is about to kill Betty.
Power Tendies

**Power Tendies** are more advanced, superior versions of Power Nuggets.

    They're chunks of Mountain Dew radiation and small molecules of Epic Sauce that take the form of delicious breaded strips of chicken meat. Their power surpasses that of the power nuggets, but are far more rare.

Only 100 full Power Tendies are known to exist, and chunks of Power Tendies reside within the 51 amiibos, ancient artifacts that, when all brought together, will summon Reggie Fils-Aime and the spirit of Satoru Iwata. 99 of the Power Tendies are held by the Mysterious Grobots, frog-like robots who despise normality. The 100th Power Tendie is currently located somewhere in Gijizark's back pocket.
The Fanmade Episodes Saga

The Fanmade Episodes Saga was a mini-saga between the Angry-Bloodthirsty-Samurai-Rival-Scout Saga and the Skulking-Ninja-Armored-Clown-Spy Saga. It is not considered a true saga by the anime and didn't exist in the manga. This saga began with the The Original-Character-Storm-And-Takeover Mini-Arc and contains several short stories similar to that one. The majority of the stories last one episode and the entire saga was released as ~~filler~~ a wonderful break between intense sagas. It is reported that this entire mini saga was the result of Ultra Satan becoming very high. Most of the stories in this mini saga are considered non-canon.

The stories go as follows:

* The Original-Character-Storm-And-Takeover Mini-Arc
* Rear Admiral Fights and Zippy Alone?
* Dengar's Curse Returns!
* The Disappearance of Betty and the Ascendance of the Universe
* Scout-Kenn's Ancient Secret
* The Generic Beach Episode
* The JoJo Reference Episode
* The Overly long Float Explanation Episode
* The Goofy Alternate Universe Spin off
* The Storm of the OCs
* Robot Jesus vs. The Universe
* Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's Dark Double?!?!
* The Harem Episode

## Production History

The majority of the scripts in this mini saga was generated by fans, many of whom also created the animation. This lead to much of the animation of this mini saga either looking decent or looking horrendous (and that's by the low standards of Ultra Satan). Another issue this saga faced was a general lack of direction due to all the directors being fan fiction writers who were more concerned with making their OCs look cool rather than create a logical story.

Also several fans writers got into fights about whose episodes would run first and which ones were better. Some pointless bickering and petty fighting later, there were three dead fans and several killer robots roaming the halls of the studio. Too proud to call in anyone actually qualified, the fans had to band together to remove the robots and in doing so managed to finish the Harem Episode without killing anyone. They did still argue who among their OCs was "best girl" but nobody died.
Rooftops

**Rooftops** are where almost all fight sequences in *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* take place, regardless of whether or not it makes sense. For example in the Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper Saga when Super-Samurai-Piss-Sniper and Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout are doing battle in the Piss Abyss, they are transported to a rooftop while under-"water."

On rare occasions, rooftops are not in fact the main battleground. This is almost always when any character other than Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout is fighting.

Some fan theories have speculated that Krunkidile intends rooftop battlefields to represent how Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout has a strained relationship with his mother (who is an Astrologist). These theories revolve around the fact that the fights usually happen at night with the stars clearly visible. As Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout is always in conflict while he's close to stars, it is deeply symbolic of how he hates his mom. This is still relevant during day-time fights as the sun is also a star. Go figure.
Suijinn Temple

**Suijinn Temple** is a location in Matsubatsu Town. It is a temple to a water-fountain that the locals believe a tiny god lives inside. Due to this belief, they never turn off the water fountain, so the water just keeps running, causing enormous pools and waterfalls thereabouts. It is located on a scenic cliffside and

surrounded by cherry blossoms. Most of the events in Episodes 201 and 203 take place here.
Yetti

**Yetti** (イェッティ *Yetti*) is the second of Bananarama-Sama's seven Hell-Generals and the bassist of his band. She is a headless demon with a tall, shapely body, and small wings that wears a pair of baggy sweatpants that barely covers her fat ass. Her head is sutured onto her neck, and her face never seems to have any expression beyond vapid, disconnected ecstasy.

Also Fredgar follows her around.

## Origin

Bananarama sought to clone Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's not-girlfriend, Betty in an attempt to make a genetically modified clone soldier that Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout could never bring himself to fight. He took the blood of Betty, Saracho, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout's Dad, the six-armed vampire "Countess Boobula," a really feisty crab, and Shark-Arms Jim, and combined them all into a physically-identical clone of Betty.

Unfortunately, Betty's uselessness runs so deep that it's on a genetic level, and it caused the clone soldier's body to fail and die from the neck down. Lucky, Bananarama had a headless demon laying around, so he cut the clone's head off and sutured it to the demon's body. And she's been the best, super-creepy henchman an evil overlord could hope for. If you're wondering about the difference in hair colour between Betty and Yetti iit's largely the result of Shark-Arms Jim.

## Personality

Besides being near useless and vapid, Yetti shares most personality traits with Betty. She likes listening to soft piano music and throwing up on the beach in front of children.

## Powers & Abilities

Yetti possesses superhuman strength, speed, and agility, beyond that of demons withing the series due to her use of the corrupted Power Nuggets. She also wields a giant lollipop scepter which she can swing around with ease and use to bludgeon her enemies.

Yetti possesses command over a bizarre and twisted version of Scoutkenn that gives her the power to summon anthropomorphic, body-builder demon soldiers that stand around flexing their sweet bods and make enemies feel really self-conscious about their whack butts and delts.

Yetti also seems to have some kind of odd symbiotic connection to Fredgar the goat. Fredgar happens to always appear, wander into situations, or do activities that would allow Yetti to gain the upper hand on enemies or complete her goals. In Episode 236, Fredgar's seemingly harmless knitting of a sweater was actually a dastardly plot by Yetti to attract a herd of wandering grandmas that started a grandma fire she used to trap and kill Saracho.

## Trivia

* Despite her name, she is not related to yetis.
* While Betty is actually the reincarnation of Jergingha, Yetti is, unbeknownst the rest of the cast, the reincarnation of the dead goddess' twin sister Ahgnigrej, the embodiment of goodness and the patron deity of Hostess Twinkies.
Episode 7

**Betty's Feelings** is the seventh episode of Season 1 of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime. The entirety of the episode is montages of Betty's everyday life, with a monologue by the Great Useless one herself. Of course, nobody understands what she's saying, so it's frankly pointless.

This is episode is renowned in the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* fan community for being possibly the worst episode ever made. Its release resulted in several protests, revolutions, world wars, eldritch abominations, and angry Tumblr posts. To this day, it's a perfect example of what NOT to do when creating cheap, animated television.

## Summary

It's just another day in Matsubatsu Town, and everyone's joining the fun! Hell-Satans are spewing forth from a portal made from pure shadow, it's a perfect 68 degrees, and even Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout has taken to relaxing in his favorite brooding spot!

But what about Betty? What about our favorite almost-character? What does she do when not screeching like a seagull on cocaine? In this special episode, you get to see just that! Watch as Betty does dishes, plays on seesaws, and begins to eat the flesh of those she finds unworthy! Not that she ever finishes, of course. Too much effect on the plot, that is.

## Critical Reception

At the time that Betty's Feelings was released the series had become quite popular among all audiences. Like Episode 1, very few liked it. Unlike Episode 1, nobody thought the series had any excuse this time around, and the backlash was too great for Ultra Satan to get away with silencing angry fans. Ultimately the production company and Ultra Satan lost quadrillions over damage fees for the protests and wars, paper shredder costs for all the angry letters, and ammunition & weaponry costs for fortifying the studio.
The Hunter from the Piss Abyss

The Hunter from the Piss Abyss is a denizen of the Piss Abyss. He made his first appearance during the 11th season where he became known as a minor nuisance to everybody (villains included). This was because he would often show up for a few minutes, kill some unimportant side character (usually somebody who's only purpose was to dump exposition or to "raise the stakes" and then leave or return the as head honcho of the arc at the very end in a betrayal that lasts a whole 10 minutes.

## History

Originally summoned through occult arts, The Hunter attacks people who are in violent confrontations and will kill until his contract has expired or until the Piss Abyss calls him back. In his first relevant appearance he attacked Zippy Danger and attempted to kill him with his powerful jarate powers. However, due to Zippy's power over Scoutkenn, The Hunter was repelled and forced to retreat after both sustained heavy damage (which was promptly forgotten about by the writers). Later The Hunter entered the battle along side the spirit of the Acoustic-Cog-Axe and almost defeated Dengar Dangerous due to Dengar's incompetence. In the same arc he was defeated by the combined power of Rear Admiral Fights and Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout. This took an entire episode as the episode was team work themed and most of the episode consisted of Rear Admiral Fights and Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout bickering while everyone else was being attacked by the Hunter. Zippy Danger was out sick that day as well.

## Trivia

* In one of his appearances it became clear that the animators had budget cuts as one his appearances was done entirely in still frames
* There was an official petition from The Hunter for better animation but it was ignored.
* He occasionally refers to people as "casual scum"
* Once knew Spanish but forgot when he had a run in with Demo Drunkenstein in a flashback
* He has been hired on multiple occasions by Ultra Satan to fight the German Censorship board
Bill From Accounting

**Bill From Accounting** (会計からの請求書 *Birru Fromu Accountingu)* is one of 15 playable characters in the game Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout Ultimate Death Decider 7X. He is one of the five legendary Incidentally Selected Individuals that make up the cast.

## History

Bill From Accounting is a normal man in his early 30's that worked at McFatFucks as an accountant. Up to the events of Ultimate Death Decider 7X, he led very unassuming and uneventful life full of lonely nights with only the company of Lunchables and Sunny D to comfort him.

One day, Bill From Accounting was walking down the street until a homeless man attempted to mug him with a silly straw. Despite him using a pedestrian to protect himself, Bill sustained heavy injuries, including a ruptured spleen and infertility.

It seemed luck had turned on Bill, until a mysterious Crystalline Burrito had made it's way into his hospital lunch tray. As soon as Bill took a bite, he was transported to the battlefield of UDD7X where he fights other-worldly beings endlessly. It's questionable if this is an upgrade to his state of affairs considering the location of UDD7X and its inevitable fate of melting due to being a bit too close to a local star, but considering Bill's childhood, certain death due to radiation and heat is likely an improvement.

## Personality

Bill is a squeamish man that eats too much to be so skinny.

## Powers & Abilities

Bill has the power to make small talk with office supplies.

## Voice Actor

Bill From Accounting is voiced by the Cloverfield monster in the English dub, and the Loch Ness monster in the Japanese version.

## Trivia

* Bill From Accounting is the cousin of Phil From Human Resources.
* This character was made in reference to the Bill from Accounting who died during the creation of Episode 94
El Olden Matsubatsu Town

**El Olden Matsubatsu Town** is the older version of Matsubatsu Town, located in El Olden New Jersey, Ancient Japan, and where Chad resided.

## History

El Olden Matsubatsu Town was co-founded by Timothy Matsubatsu and El Samuel Hotsauce (the father of America Man), and they both lent part of their names to the town .

    El Samuel Hotsauce was the least important of the founders, so he lent the least important part of the town's name, the "El." As the decades wore on, the natives got tired of saying the whole goddamned name, mostly just the "El Olden" part, so they built regular modern-day Matsubatsu Town close by to replace it. Many of the shrines to seal away Hell-Satans are located here and several of them have untended portals to Ultra-Satan-Hell.

At one point, a resident named Chad went out to solve the Hell-Satan problem and went to modern Matsubatsu Town, leading to the eventual creation of the Smatfeb Objects.

## Noteworthy Places

There's, like, a saloon, some very primitive hotsprings, and somehow still a space station.

## Trivia

* Before the discovery of the wealth of Choco Tacos in great chocolatey seams underneath the new town, the local economy was mainly dependent on hoping money fell out of the pockets of passing strangers.
* The town's mostly abandoned buildings are a great place for criminals to hide and teenagers to brood about how their parents don't understand them.
* A few people still live there, but most of them are easily annoyed and often challenge people to duels.
Commander Maggotmuncher

**Commander Maggotmuncher** (コマンダーウジイーター *Commada Maggatomuncha*) is one of 15 playable characters in the game Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout Ultimate Death Decider 7X. He is one of the five legendary Incidentally Selected Individuals that make up the cast.

## History

Commander Maggotmuncher hails from a world of birdmen that revere the *Great Toasterizer*, a being of untold power over waffles and other breakfast pastries. Maggotmuncher is known as a well-respected warrior who has assisted in the defence of their world from Hell-Satans on numerous occasions.

## Personality

Commander Maggotmuncher is a strange bird-man who is special for his absolute hatred of pancakes. Hating any form of breakfast food in the world of birdmen is a very serious crime and Maggotmuncher keeps this a closely guarded secret.

If Maggotmuncher is the victor of Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout Ultimate Death Decider 7X he will use his brief time before his incineration on UDD7X to attempt to delete all pancakes in the universe. Sadly for Maggotmuncher, he only succeeds in destroying half the pancakes in the universe due to the intervention of Robot Jesus and the writers as a result of their love of pancakes. Shortly after realizing that his species will forever make him a hated pariah for his wish Maggotmuncher is incinerated along with all the other fighters on UDD7X.

## Powers & Abilities

* ***Waffle Storm*** - Maggotmuncher summons a storm of waffles by calling upon the *Great Toasterizer*
* ***Hidden Toasterizer Heresy -*** Maggotmuncher uses his hidden hate pancakes to manifest as a super powerful laser blast.

## Voice Actor

Iago plays Maggotmuncher in both the Japanese and English versions.

## Trivia

* No maggot has ever been munched in his presence. However, the English translation makes reference to the Commander's love of "worm-guzzling." To further compound things, neither has any worm ever been guzzled.
Episode 60

**Fights Gets His Fortress Back** is the twelfth episode of Season 3 of the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime as well as the season finale and the 60th episode overall. In this episode, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and the Scoutlings continue their storming of Rear Admiral Fights' castle from Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass.

## Summary

In this episode, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout is still being delayed by Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass' series of moderately difficult puzzle-traps so that he can't beat Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass' stolen ass! While having reluctantly agreed to fight alongside the Scoutlings,Rear Admiral Fights doesn't try to fight cooperatively at all and gets his ass handed to him immediately by Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass. She taunts him for not apparently understanding what "Invinci" is short for...

It is revealed, however, that nobody in the group knows what "Invinci" is short for!! The pain of ignorance causes Betty to start crying. Saracho does something useful for once and attempts to distract Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass so that Zippy Danger can sneak in a shot with his special technique, the *Hiretsuna Sandā Ken*, and lay that bitch out flat. However, a rash, ill-timed attack by an infuriated Rear Admiral Fights alerts the Lass to their plan. She easily, brutally defeats all three and chuckles about it. Throughout this whole fight, Betty continues to cry a lot.

The last one still standing, Dengar Dangerous loudly expresses his loud alarm aloud. As Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout is still detained by plot convenience solving a card-matching puzzle, Dengar sees this as an opportunity to prove his worth and confronts Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass head on. He demands that the Lass give up the fortress or else be poked a lot.

Fortunately for Dengar Dangerous, Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass happened to really hate being poked, so she complies without a fuss and leaves. At the very moment she leaves, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout finishes all the puzzles and meets up with the Beefo, Rear Admiral Fights, and the Scoutlings. The rest of the episode is spent watching Beefo and the Scoutlings trade a series of lame insults, weak threats, and vague taunts, until, at the very last moment, Rear Admiral Fights betrays everyone. Again.

Oh, and Fights got a fancy castle back from some bitch at one point. But that ain't important, sonny.

## Trivia

* Rear Admiral Fights is a huge douche yet again.
Jigoku Mage Highschool Academy

**Jigoku Mage Highschool Academy** is a prestigious rival school to Choco Taco Academy, specialized in training untalented dweebs into untalented dweebs who can do card tricks, and producing the occasional powerful enemy to the Scoutlings.

## History

A strange place where would-be wizards gather to learn how to be actual wizards. It is noted for being a highly competitive school despite the local wizard population being less than three people. Despite its competitive nature, the academy is actually really bad at teaching people primarily due to its professors going out to eat ice cream every day instead of teaching classes. Another issue (though some would say benefit) of the academy is that the area is constantly exposed to various forms of supernatural rain like chocolate or piss. It is unknown if this is the result of a prank left over from a creature from the Piss Abyss during his formative years.

## Structure

The Mages of the school and its related institutions take great pains to disassociate themselves from those wizards and witches of the wild as well as dropouts from the school. This is primarily the result of branding but a secondary reason is that the mages are quite afraid of being lynched by the uber-religious village folk around them. Their fears are entirely unjustified because the local villages around them banned lynch mobs during the great fire of Rodrigo-Sanchez and haven't even bothered any mages in the last 400 years. The mages none the less continue on like ostriches with their heads in the sand and as a result look like a set out of a medieval times fair. Modern clothing is not banned on campus which gives a very easy distinction between the students in their suits and the older faculty in their robes.

## Notable Alumni

* Almighty-Blazing-Burning-Wizard-Pyro
* Saracho's great grandmother
Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass

**Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass** (スーパー ・メッガ ・イﾝヴィﾝサ・ラス *Suupaa Megga Invinsa Rasu*) is a character from the popular hentai *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout*. She is a Fucking Invincible™ alien being in a mech suit who enjoys crushing her enemies with muchfords dakka.

Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass's mecha comes with a giant laser gun made of bullets that is actually very easy to dodge. Outside of her mecha, she relies on her nanomachines making her Fucking Invincible™ and her mastery of the One-Handed Dragon Dildo Blade, a weapon that only Robot Jesus can match her proficiency in.

## Personality

She does not like being poked. A lot. She's extremely ticklish when it comes to being poked.

## Appearances

Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass shows up as an antagonist for the Invinci-Lass Saga (episodes 49-60) of the anime, where she takes over Rear Admiral Fights' cool flying fortress. Ten of the episodes in the saga where she is featured are spent not fighting her.

### Episode 59

In Episode 59, Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass gets tired of not having enough screen time and steals some from Rear Admiral Fights. This makes him pissed, so he rallies the Scoutlings in an attempt to destroy her. When they approach, Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass responds by making offensive gestures at them. However, as the Scoutlings prepare to enter the fortress, they are disrupted by a very angry Beefo. The only one to make it into the fortress and not fight Beefo was Dengar Dangerous, because he happened to be standing right next to the door.

### Episode 60

In Episode 60, Dengar confronts Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass and threatens her to give up the fortress or be poked a lot. Since she doesn't like being poked, she complies and leaves. The rest of the episode is spent watching Beefo and the Scoutlings trade a series of lame insults, weak threats, and vague taunts.

## Trivia

* Daniel Remar sued Ultra Satan because Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass was a carbon copy of Iosa the Invincible from the more popular video game *Iji*. The two settled out of court for $40 and a Rosalina amiibo.
* Super-Mega-Invici-Lass secretly has a crush on Zippy Danger like every other character in the show because he's the fucking best. She's just the only one willing to admit it.
* Super-Mega-Invinci-Lass is never referred to by her name in the anime, just "that invincible lady".