Ultimate Lesbian Nicole

DISCLAIMER: IF THIS CHARACTER APPEARS IN A ROLEPLAY IT MEANS A PROBABLY POINTLESS CHARACTER HAS OVERSTAYED THEIR WELCOME AND IS GOING TO DIE. DO **NOT** ATTEMPT TO UNDERMINE THIS BY SUDDENLY BESTOWING STUPIDLY OP POWER UPON YOUR CHARACTER. IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN THE BALANCE, AND KEEP STABLE AND COMPREHENSIBLE ROLEPLAYS, THE ACOLYTES OF CONTENT MUST HAVE BLOOD. THIS IS THE WAY OF THE CONTENTMAN. THERE IS NO AVOIDING IT.

## Data

### Height

However tall the Content Code demands her to be

### Home World

Sonic's world which is legally not allowed to have a name (Destroyed)

### Affiliation

Contentman and the other Acolytes of Content

**Ultimate Lesbian Nicole** is the **Even Gayer Version** of Nicole the Holo-Lynx. This is surprising, as she is already shown to be very overtly lesbian. She is married to Sally Acorn. After the destruction of her home universe at the hands of Contentman, she was recruited as one of his Acolytes of Content.

## History

### Origin

In the near future of a world where Archie never lost the Sonic the Hedgehog license and their series was continued, Tangle and Whisper were never created, making me sad.

Anyway.

In the near future, under the watchful eyes of Ian Flynn, Nicole and Sally realized their feelings for each other, and became a couple. We got a Post-SGW version of Mobius Years Later where the two were revealed to have gotten married. However, this event had an antagonist. A giant apparition of Ken Penders' face attacked the realm, raging at the use of future versions of the characters even though they had nothing in common with his interpretation other than the basic premise.

As the annoyance launched an attack on Sally, Nicole leapt forth to protect her, and something was awakened within the holo-lynx. She transformed into a state similar to her previous Overclocked form, and blasted the Penders Apparition away. Afterwards, Tails and Rotor studied the incident, realizing that it was Nicole's sheer love for her wife that enabled her to undergo the transformation. In future battles against whatever foes may threaten the world, just by thinking of her wife hard enough, Nicole could enter the form dubbed "Ultimate Lesbian" to stand against the darkness with the power of love.

### Recruitment

Tragically, there was one problem with Nicole and Sally's situation: their universe had somehow ended up within the UltraFan Multiverse, where Sonic crossovers are not allowed. As such, Ultimate Lesbian Nicole's world became targeted by the Content Family. Seeing that their presence was forbidden, Contentman simply unleashed his Exterminatium Beam upon the universe, spreading out like a third Genesis Wave that erased all in its path from existence.

But somehow, Nicole survived. Transforming into her Ultimate Lesbian form, her sheer love for her wife Sally somehow allowed them both to live through the horrific attack. As Contentman traveled the ruins of the universe, he found the couple holding on to life. Astonished by their bond, in spite of the pointless characters they were, Contentman chose to not only spare their lives, but have them become a part of his. After alerting the two to his cause and what needed to be done, the blue warrior bestowed his power upon Nicole, both allowing her to remain in Ultimate Lesbian form permanently and granting her new abilities similar to his own. Sally was also allowed to come along, since Nicole would lose her powers and motivation if her wife were to die.

Eventually, Nicole met the rest of the Content Family. While the group was initially weary of her status as a character from a banned universe, they ultimately decided that if the equally strange Nendoroid Kirby could be part of the family, so could an immensely gay hologram and her chipmunk wife.

Nicole now travels the multiverse, commonly teaming up with Contentman and/or his other allies, smiting characters and universes that don't have much of a point.

That is the way of Content.

Oh yeah, and at some point she and Sally befriended Meta Kit and now commonly hang out with him at the Rift Café or in other locations.

### Ultimate Lesbian Nicole: The Series

Out of nowhere, the unthinkable happened in the Parody Magniverse. A huge outbreak of "The Pointless" threatened the very laws of reality and the UltraFan Multiverse. Leading the charge against them were the Content Family, guardians of half-decent writing and sensibility, but in a final clash with their leader, "Inspiredman," they seemingly sacrificed themselves to end him and his crusade. Left to pick up the remaining pieces were the Acolytes, warriors from across the bizarre multiverse also devoted to the way of Content. One hero, with a family of her own, pursued a great darkness, only to be struck down...

## Forms

* Ultimate Lesbian
* Weakened

* Normal
* Ultimate Ultimate

**Ultimate** **Lesbian** **Nicole**

Ultimate Lesbian Nicole's current default form, which the original Nicole gained from the power of homosexuality and later had upgraded to her default form by the Power of Content.

### Powers and Abilities

* **Powers of Nicole:** Due to being a version of Nicole the Holo-Lynx, Ultimate Lesbian Nicole possesses all the abilities of her normal and Overclocked forms, except even gayer.
* **The Gay Blade:** Ultimate Lesbian Nicole's personal weapon, a pitchfork-like sword similar to the ones Nicole once used in the Digital World. It is formed from her sheer gayness, and merely being scratched with it can afflict the target with gay. In addition, it can be set to slash through reality in a similar fashion to her boss' Content Knife. For some reason, whenever she summons it, Nicole shouts "Zoinks!"
	+ **H3ll4 L35b14n C4nn0n:** After charging her gayness to full power, Nicole fires a beam in the colors of every (healthy) pride flag in existence from the Gay Blade, capable of wiping out an army of pointless characters. If a character does survive this attack, and they are not Infinity Straight, then may the strongest Parodies bless them, because this attack will make them gay for life.
* **Hella Lesbian Blasts:** Ultimate Lesbian Nicole can produce digital energy blasts formed from her gayness, which both inflict massive damage upon her foes and make them Hella Gay, the severity of the condition depending on how powerful they are.
* **Lesbianism Field:** Like her base form, Ultimate Lesbian Nicole can erect force fields from digital energy. However, hers are in the colors of the lesbian flag, and are strong enough to block all but the most powerful of attacks.
* **Long Bacon:** A literal lesbian pride flag that Nicole can summon to flaunt her sexuality even more than her default color scheme. It smells and tastes like bacon.
* **Digitization:** Ultimate Lesbian Nicole, being a digital being, can traverse cyberspace and the Digital World. While in the Digital World, Nicole's abilities are greatly enhanced, and remembering her battles alongside her wife Sally makes her even gayer on top of that.
* **Technology Control:** Ultimate Lesbian Nicole can interface with other mechanical systems, allowing her to access and download information or even provide Contentman with control over various unfriendly technologies.
* **Genius Intellect:** Ultimate Lesbian Nicole can process information and possess knowledge far beyond the average person. As such, she is commonly the brains of the Content Family's operations.
* **Content Powers:** After becoming an Acolyte of Content, Ultimate Lesbian Nicole has acquired several special abilities made to assist her in the destruction of pointless characters and universes.
	+ **Pointlessness Location:** Through the same unknown means as Contentman, Nicole can locate universes lacking in content.
	+ **Dimensional Travel:** Ultimate Lesbian Nicole can travel between dimensions.
	+ **Teleportation:** Ultimate Lesbian Nicole can teleport to wherever the Content Code demands her to be.
	+ **Content Alert:** An ability shared with the other Acolytes of Content. Ultimate Lesbian Nicole, while unable to delete UltraFan Wiki pages, can create a signal that alerts Contentman and the rest of the family and Acolytes to the presence of a page lacking in content or not having a point, allowing them to locate and destroy it.
* **Contentcalibur:** By merging with Nendoroid Kirby, Grigio Content, The Train in the Content Dimension, and her own Gay Blade, Nicole can transform Contentman's Content Knife into a mighty sword that Contentman can use to smite all pointless characters.
* **Love For Her Wife, Sally Acorn:** Yes.

**Ultimate Ultimate Lesbian Nicole**

**Ultimate Ultimate Lesbian Nicole** is Nicole's ultimate, final evolution. In this form, not only does she essentially become the *concept* of WLW, but her Content powers are also upgraded to the same level as the Content Family themselves. To a degree, it is theorized this form became possible due to Kit receiving content moderator privileges.

### Powers and Abilities

* **Oh, You're Gay Now:**
* **Contentcalibur NEO:** Nicole can now manifest the Contentcalibur without needing Contentman or to physically become part of it. It has powerful powers.

Nicole's collection of forms she uses for the majority of Ultimate Lesbian Nicole: The Series, after being split and depowered by her clash with The CEO of Racism.

* Prewave
* Postwave
* Data Combine

**Nicole (Prewave)**

**Prewave** is Nicole's initial weakened form, taking the appearance of herself from a previous timeline in her home universe. Upon her code being re-optimized, she was permanently re-upgraded into Postwave, her usual "base" form.

### Powers and Abilities

* **QUESTIONING BLAST:**

**Nicole (Postwave)**

### Powers and Abilities

* **QUEER BLAST:**
* **🅱️eterok:**

Nicole's upgraded forms, gained by fusing with members of the Pridefall Junior High Students.

* Alphicole
* Grigicole
* Burnicole
* Triniticole

**Alphicole** is Nicole's armored, strength-based upgrade achieved through fusion with Sevengerno Alpha.

**Grigicole** is Nicole's firepower-based upgrade achieved through fusion with Grigio Ratchet.

**Burnicole** is Nicole's speed and flight-based upgrade achieved through fusion with Burning Burning Falcon.

## Trivia

* Shes just so gay
* Ultimate Lesbian Nicole was of course inspired by Flurr's Nendoroid Kirby, and fulfills the same purpose as him: she's basically Kit's Contentman. Cdr came up with the idea to make them connected to Contentman as his acolytes.
	+ Kit had several ideas for his Contentman equivalent, including:
		- Figuarts Charizard, rejected for being too similar to Nendoroid Kirby,
		- Derpy Lilac and Dust, rejected when Kit got out of his phases for their games,
		- and SUPER HYPER MEGA OMEGA ULTRA ULTIMATE SISU, who was created just because Kit had just bought a Sisu plush.
* Nicole and Ultra Hella Gay Gruebe Generation LIII are commonly asked which one of them would win in a fight. They have agreed to never actually battle, for the sheer amount of gay energy in such a fight could destabilize the omniverse.