Dragonbreath Fanfic: Todd’s Charm

*Danny, Wendell, and Todd were walking to school one day.*

Danny: Hey guys! Are you guys down for Fortnite at my house?

Wendell: Sorry man. I gotta do my homework.

Danny: Nerd!!

Wendell: Shut UP. Straight D Danny.

Danny: Oh, don’t make fun of me now!

Todd: Guys, chill out.

Danny: (drools)

Wendell: Uh ohhhh, he’s droolin’. Alexandria’s around here somewhere.

Todd: Who’s that?

Wendell: (whispers to Todd) His girlfriend.

Danny: I heard that!!

Todd: Wow, dude! You got a girlfriend? Sweeet.

Alexandria: Danny!! You wanna get smoothies later today??

Danny: Yes sure!

*Wendell and Todd “Oooooh” in unison. Danny starts to get annoyed, and then he sees Todd drooling.*

Danny: Now we’re equals, bud!

Wendell: I don’t got no time for this. I’m going to Professor Kirbwell’s class like a student who can SHOW UP ON TIME.

Danny: Ok, Wen. Here have a cookie. And Todd, why are you drooling, my dude?

Todd: It’s her…

Danny: Oh, her??

Todd: Yes, her.

Danny: Uh oh now he has the love at first sight too.

Todd: Shut UP, I had a crush on her for what, three months?

Heidi: Heyyyyy Todd!

Todd: Hey Heidi!

Danny: Uh oh Spaghettio.

Todd: Dan, will you keep quiet?

Heidi: Oh, so he’s your friend?

Todd: Yeah, he gets on our last nerve. Anyway, gotta head to Kirbwell’s or else he will get angry.

Heidi: Ok! Later Todddd!

Todd: Later Heiiidi!

Danny: (whispering to himself) Cring-

Todd: \*slaps Danny\*

Heidi: Todd, do you want to walk to the park later today?

Todd: Uh yeah, sure I don’t see why not? \*mildly blushes\*

Danny: BLUSH DETECTED. BLUSH DETECTED. TODD BE BLUSHING HARD.

Heidi: DANNY!!

Danny: What?

Heidi: Where’s your friend? That boy with the glasses?

Danny: Oh, Wen? He’s walking to class.

Heidi: Wen! Wen!

Wendell: Yes, Todd’s girlfriend?

Heidi: Go get your friend for me. Tell him to quit being annoying.

Wendell: Danny Wyvern Craig Dragonbreath III, will you quit annoying the happy little couple and move on to class? The bells about to ring and if you don’t get to class you’ll get a fresh F from Kirbwell. That won’t look too good. Speaking of that, you’re wasting my time, trying to baby you. Now imma get a zero for today. So move it.

Danny: Ok, run-on sentencer.

*An irritated Wendell and an irritating Danny walk to their math class.*

Wendell: Ok, Danny. You good?

Danny: Yes, I’m good, but did you HAVE to tell Todd about Alex?

Wendell: No time to explain, let’s move along to class.

Kirbwell: Ahahaha, just in time.

\*BELL RINGS\*

Kirbwell: Alright, class, get out your math books.

Danny: \*drools\* Ahhhhh, Alexandria. Good ole Alexandria.

Wendell: Come on. Danny. Wake up. Danny. Wake up. WAKE UP!!!

Danny: Dang bro. You didn’t have to be the mix of rage quit and alarm clock. (Gets textbook out of his bookbag\*)

*When the class period ends, Dan, Wen, and Todd are back in the hallways talking to each other. They also see a group of girls walking together.*

Alexandria: Wow, Heidi. You have a crush on Todd?

Heidi: Yeah, pretty much.

Christiana: Yeah, that’s pretty cool!

Suki: \*sees Wendell\* Ahhh Wendell. He is so smart and… agh!

Heidi: Todd!! Hey!!

Danny: Todd, your girl’s calling your name.

Wendell: You might wanna say hello- Erm.. Todd?

Todd: Agh… good ole Heidi. Ahhh. Park. We walking in the park together. Ice cream. We be making purple. Me with a blue scoop, her with a red scoop.

Danny: Ok.

Wendell: Sorry Heidi, I think he’s going through a phase. He’s just daydreaming about going to the park.

Suki: Heidi, I think you might need to wake him up.

Heidi: Alright… umm, Todd? Todd?

Danny: This is what’ll wake him up. 🎵 Never gonna gi- 🎵

Heidi: Danny, I got this, ok?

Danny: Fine.

Heidi: Todd? (tries patting him on the shoulder)

Todd: Hello. I can’t wait for a walk in the park.

Heidi: Well, I cannot take a walk in the park today.

Todd: No… NO WALK IN LE PARK?

Heidi: I’m sorry. It’s just that I’m going to my aunt’s house for a while.

Todd: Ok.. o- o-

Danny: Todd.exe has stopped working.

Heidi: Danny, shut it.

Wendell: Seriously though, I think he’s just worried.

Heidi: Todd, we can still walk to class together right now.

Wendell: Yeah, that’ll be like walking in the park.

Danny: But without the ice cream…

Wendell: Dan, why are you being a party pooper.

Danny: Sorry I just can’t get over it. Todd?? How is Todd with Heidi when he did it with- so little effort???

Todd: What are you saying, dude?

Danny: Todd- has- W- ri- ri- ri- I don’t want to talk about it.

Todd: But, so do you! You’re with Alexandria, remember?

Danny: But it took me so much effort. I had to ask her out and everything. But how did you get with Heidi by doing absolutely nothing, you were like the magnet.

Todd: Oh I get it! I now remember that one day when air was walking in the halls with my new outfit and she saw and said that so I looked good, and requested a walk in the park together at 4:30 pm that day. Man, park walks with Heidi are so coo- oo- oo-

Wendell: Umm, Todd? Todddd? Todd Michael Tortoson II.

Danny: 🎵 Never gonna give y- 🎵

Wendell: Danny, that’s not gonna work.

Heidi: You two, let me do it. I think I know what to do here.

Wendell: Alright.

Heidi: Todd? Hello, Todd? \*tries to tap him to get him awake\*

Wendell: Well, I gotta head to my next class. I don’t wanna miss anything that’ll be IMPORTANT and will happen as soon as the golden bell rings like a banana phone.

Danny: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING. BANANA PHOOOONE.

Heidi: Danny-

Todd: Wh- what was that? Oh, we’re singing now? Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phoooooone!!!!

Heidi: Looks like your bad singing woke him up. Excellent job Danny! Now let’s get to class.

Todd: Yeah. Laters, Heidi!

Danny: Todd, you need to stop daydreaming during transition.

Todd: Well is it MY fault?? No! It’s your fault for bringing it up.

Danny: Let’s just head to class.

*Danny and Todd speed walk to class and see a crying Wendell.*

Danny: Wendell! Why are you so sad?

Wendell: Su- Su- Suki…

Danny: L - O - V - E

Wendell: SHUT UP DANNY! Suki… is with…

bUlLy!!!

Danny: BULLY?!?!?!

Wendell: I saw her in the hallways with Bully. Suki nooooo! Bully is gonna tell Suki that I’m a freaking loser, and that she shouldn’t trust me!

Professor Metaknighton: Alright, so today we are learning about the war of the Rickrollers. So, some of the space near Earth has been conquered by a large UFO knight. A green person and an orange person fight enemies using their magic. And a miniature dragon known as Small Nebulaa helps the two Rickrolling men along the way.

Todd: Wendell, it’ll be ok.

Wendell: But SUKI is with Bully! Suki will hate me! Hate me hate me hate me she will hate me because of the LIES that BULLY is telling her!

Danny: I feel bad that your girlfriend is being lied to by Bully. Wendell, I always make fun of you for being the nerd and having a girlfriend. But I’m just jelly. I’m impressed about how smart you are and how good of a charmer you are.

Todd: Awwww so wholesome.

Danny: I’m sorry for ruining your relationship Todd. I have been the party pooper. I’m just impressed on how good you are at getting the popular girls like Heidi.

Todd: I’m glad you finally understand, Danny.

*At the end of class, Danny, Todd and Wendell go get Alexandria and Heidi and they go find the Bully with Suki.*

Alexandria: What a tragic day, isn’t it my sweet Danny?

Danny: Yeah, it’s quite sad. The school bully is with the math geek’s girlfriend.

Wendell: Yeah, and it gets worse. The Bully is telling her about me.

Bully: Suki…

Suki: What do you want???

Bully: Wendell is a big ole snitch. I stole his lunch money and he cried to the teacher like a little tattletale.

Wendell: Oh that EQUIVOCATOR! He’s exaggerating TO MY GIRL. He’s saying that I’m a tattle tale. I did NOT cry. I went to the teacher with a chill attitude. A straight face.

Bully: Also, Wendell even tried to punch me in the face. He’s an aggressive bully. You need to let that 🥭

Suki: Why should I let him go? He was just defending himself?

Wendell: Ok, you four. Time to catch this liar in 4K. AHA! Caught you red handed!!

Bully: NERD?!?!?!

Wendell: Stop lying to the Suki right now or else…

Bully: See, he’s a bully! Don’t listen to him.

Suki: Wendell, he’s been lying to me about you!

Bully: Suki, come on! This guy’s aggressive. He won’t treat you right.

Suki: Wendell is super kind, and he’s not an aggressive bully, unlike you who tried to steal his money and harassed him every single day. (Tries to hold Wendell’s hand)

Wendell: (holds Suki’s hand) Alright, Suki, Heidi, Alex, Todd, and Dan. Let’s go. (Walks together)

Bully: Man, those dorks and their girlfriends. Ogh. I can’t even do it.

Wendell: Guys, let’s just go to class and be nowhere near that dumb deceiver.

Danny: Well, yeah. Wendell and good ole Suki.

Wendell: SHUT U- oh… sorry I spoke too soon.

THE END

TBA