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VOY 109

A jar of cobwebs

*The search for a new element leads the Voyager to a space cemetery where Harry is body snatched with a prop from "Kingdom of the Spiders." While he drops a religious hand grenade the reanimation aboard the Voyager is less than cheerful.*

*Walking toward the bright light of the transporter does not go well for Ptera. Harry switches places with Garan in the Death Egg to try and get back to the Voyager before Dr. Mark Twain puts him under a microscope...literally!*

## Show Bits

* Julian Bashir: Piss Freak
* Dustbuster Club
* Star Trek Caves
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Maques/Maquis
* Sicks Bay
* McLaughlin Group
* Clip Show Device
* Episode Over-Cut to theme
* Exocomp

## P1 Messages

Promo: Fanfic app

You're Welcome

Happy Anniversary

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **The Vacuole**

Agent of Chaos
Ben's pick is **Kes @20:05**

For sitting in a high chair
## Trading Cards

Trans-Uranic?The Emergency Beam Out Does Not Go Well. Harry Reverse Flatlined!I See You Came Back From The Dead! (Read In Mark Twain Voice)She Is Very Disappointed In The Afterlife She Is Waking Up IntoYou And Your Freshly Gelled Hair Stay Away From My Husband!It's Time To Start Suspecting Operator ErrorYou Really Filled Out In The Final Moments Of LifeYou Know When You're On Star Trek You See A Lot Of Crazy Shit
Riker's Consent Fetish

Will Riker, clearly unenthusiastic about imaginary women invented by Q to seduce him.

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Riker's Consent Fetish

Commander William Riker, the most sexually promiscuous Enterprise (and perhaps Starfleet) officer, is, perhaps appropriately, the one most concerned with consent in sexual activities.

This was crystallized in the episode "The Vengeance Factor" (S3E09) when Riker was unable to engage in sexual congress with Yuta, servant of the Acamarian Sovereign, who is not free to make her own choices. Because she is behaving subserviently, he cannot ethically proceed with a physical relationship. As he tellingly remarks, "I prefer equals." And he means it.

It was also challenged in the episode "A Matter of Perspective" (S3E14) when the wife of scientist David Krieger accuses Riker of unwanted advances. Troi impossibly suggests that both versions of the story are true to the opposite sides of the trial, but we all know that Riker is all about enthusiastic consent.
VOY 224

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Tuvok & Neelix get Reese's Pieced by the transporter into a being that will forever fuel the ethical & moral analysis of Katherine Janeway. But, he's a snappy dresser & a good cook, so, upgrade? Maybe not as far as Kes & the captain think.*

*Tuvix works hard to be a productive & likeable crewmember. So naturally that's got to be stopped. When he declines her request to be cleaved apart Janeway pulls a reverse "The Enemy Within" & condemns everyone to endless leola root dishes.*

## Show Bits

* Skulk Hogan
* Sicks Bay
* McLaughlin Group
* Freshen Up
* BLT
* Sabo

## P1 Messages

Promotional: Justice For Tuvix

Tin MAN
Good Luck

Vichy Frenchman
Worf Joke

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Kitchen staff**

trying to make a meal out of dragonfruit, a gourd, and gerkins
Ben's pick is **Security guy**

for almost missing his mark
## Trading Cards

It Looks Like A Man's Butt Being Held OpenSilly As Hell Or Credible And Interesting?But You're Kes. Don't You Like Everyone?There's Nothing The Victim Of A Terrible Disaster Loves More Than Attending A Meeting About That DisasterWhat Are They Cooking With Dragonfruit, A Gourd And Gherkins?He Makes The Classic "I Love You" BlunderThe More Useful He Is The Harder It Becomes To Want To Kill HimYou're Gonna Have To Kill Me To Get Them Back. Wait...Why Are You Smiling?She Is Not Looking Forward To Dinner Anymore
VOY 301

A medicine man

*While B-Dunks is taking out Kazon MiGs to reach the Talaxian backup, the Voyager's stranded crew is resorting to Klingon cuisine to stay alive. And we find out Seska's baby ain't gonna be no sacred ancestor after all!*

*Suder goes full Die Hard on the Kazon so Paris can retake the ship and all the Voyager crew that isn't eaten makes friends with the cavepeople. They get saved but sadly it's RSVP wasted potential for more Suder and Seska storylines.*

## Show Bits

* RSVP
* B. Dunks
* Bangers
* Skulk Hogan
* Sicks Bay
* Doc Holoday
* Convention Question Guy

## P1 Messages

Promotional: Podcast

From your brother

K urn
Kevin Uxbridge
Love You

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Chakotay**

for being heroic
Ben's pick is **Janeway**

for throwing worms on the ground instead of eating them like she just gave a speech about
## Trading Cards

This Is His Version Of "Fallen Samurai" HairWhy Don't We Relish In Our BodiesCha-Ko-Tay Is Not The Father!There's So Much Gherkin Continuity On This Show!Racist Expectations Are Being Placed On Me And I Can't Live Up To Them!Why Is The Plan Always Scurry Past The Monster? Stab It In The Head First And Live!When You Have To Kill Every Mother Fucker In The Room. Kazon Disruptor. Accept No Substitutes.The Show Has Taken All The "S" Villains Off The Board
TNG 110

Wesley Crusher at the age of 25

*When Q returns to amuse himself with the Enterprise crew, all hell breaks loose when he gives Riker his powers. Why doesn't Riker immediately return to Rubicun III to make himself god of the Edo? Why does Geordi have to be so damn creepy? What is Worf's idea of sex, anyway? And finally, we do something with our episode vetoes.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For turning down the power of Q
## Trading Cards

He's All "Mr. T'd" Out!Aliens from the Halloween StoreKirk-Style!Used to Something Hard and Sharp Poking Him
STLD 0110

"Working out helps me think."

*Boimler pulls a Thom Brennaman & spills Mariner's capmom secret into an open combadge. While she pulls a workplace "She's All That" to get promoted out Rutherford's busted implant is shuffling his personality like a faulty iPod.*

*The Cerritos is attacked by the most dumpy aliens to ever grace TNG. But the Pakleds have moved up from stunning Geordis to full ship dismemberment. To save the Cerritos one of the crew will have to "go" forever!*

*The Pakleds can put the squeeze on the Cali class but it's a different story when they clash with the Titan and Captain William T. Riker! The number one asskicker saves the day and then steals our Boims for his own crew!*

## Show Bits

* Pizza Oven Killing Shirt
* RSVP
* Exocomp
* Dr. Katz

## P1 Messages

Happy Anniversary

Name drops

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Shaxs**

For going all out
Ben's pick is **Jen**

For existing and not existing at the same time
## Trading Cards

That Torpedo Is Empty. Shoot That At A Genesis Planet And...NothinCome On! Kirk Already Negged This Planet!Boimler Gets Caught Doing Bits Into A Hot Mic!It's A Ramboesque Change Into Promotable EnsignPersonality Mode Is Really A Terrifying IdeaThe Pakleds Make Nacelles Go!The Things Mariner Looks For Are Sharp And PointyPeanut Hamper Gets The "Shell" Out Of There!Shax "Needs Of The Manys" His Baby Bear To SafetyThe Pakleds Have Weaponized The Bowling Alley Claw GameJust When It Seems Like The End... Enter Will Riker!The Titan Kicks All Kinds Of Ass!!!All's Well That Ends... ...Wait! What???
TNG 314

Captain Jean-Luc Picard painting.

*When Riker gets accused of murder, Picard fights his first officer’s extradition the only way he knows how: by putting together a few days of holodeck Rashomon. The situation gets dire when radiation starts turning the ship into Swiss cheese. Why doesn’t Data compare Picard’s art style to potato Jesus? Is there any explosion Chief O’Brien can’t pull an away team out of? Is Riker secretly a total madman? It’s an episode in which our grievances with certain other Star Trek podcasts are laid to bed, and then inflamed anew.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

The concept that Riker would kill someone for a woman when he could clearly find someone else to sleep with
Ben's pick is **Data**

For his review of Picard's painting
## Trading Cards

She Just Left Riker's QuartersA Good Deal Of Interesting HairAny Problems?What's Going On In There?Super Feeble!Doin' Some ScienceHair Continuity Fail!Nell Was The Murderer!
TNG 515

USS Essex (NCC-173)

O'Brien hates his familyPolar Region

*Troi, Data & O'Brien get bodyjacked on Ghost Planet Alcatraz. Someone find an old priest, quick! It's "Star Wreck" when possessed Troi & Company stomp a mudhole in the Entrepreneur crew!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **The civilian evacuating 10-Forward in Bugle Boy pants**

same as Ben's chess Shimoda in ep. 104
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For saying "you have no idea" to Data when being praised for his restraint for not hurting Data
## Trading Cards

Nothing Good Happens When Deanna's On A ShuttleIt's Almost Dinnertime! I Gotta Get Off This Ship!We're Only 9 Minutes Into The Show!He Does Not Give Consent For The Polar Region!Axe Handle! Love That Move!Just Bullseyeing Women And Children!Not Much Has Changed Between Him And KeikoHe "Darth Vaders" Captain Picard
VOY 214

*With the Voyager getting constant bangers from the Kazon, Cha-Ko-Tay suggests Janeway stop trying to go solo and Quark it up with the locals a little to smooth their ride out of the D Quad.*

*Janeway teams up with Kazon's old suppressors, the Trabe, and for some reason thinks that will help establish peace. The Kazon agree to attend the conference (always a mistake) and it turns from Khitomer to Bespin quick!*

## Show Bits

* Bangers
* BLT
* Sicks Bay
* McLaughlin Group
* Facetime
* Star Trek Caves
* Lawyer Picard

## P1 Messages

Promo: Cartography

It gets better

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Mabus**

For having the upper hand the whole time
Ben's pick is **Tersa**

For doing a puzzle in a strip club
## Trading Cards

You Know Things Are Bad With The Return Of Big Ern HairHe Got A Face Full Of ComputerWe Are Gathered To Mourn The Loss Of Another TorpedoCaptain. I Was Around For Star Trek 6. I Voted For Cartwright. I Flip Flopped. You Might, Too.Cha-ko-tay's "Please Don't Team Up With Seska" FaceNeelix Meets With The Dorkiest Guy In The Strip ClubThe Smiling While Beaming Away From The "Into Darkness" Scene Really Gives Him AwayCongratulations! You've Made Me The Most Pissed I've Ever Been!
The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise

The source is from The Best Of Both Worlds Part II: Where The Big Gun Did Not Work. A single Borg cube with Locutus on it is heading towards Earth for reasons. Starfleet is having none of that, so they assembled the fleet at Wolf 359 to do battle. The Borg cube destroyed basically all of Starfleet, and Admiral Hanson calls Riker aboard the USS Entrepreneur to deliver the understatement of the century.

"The fight does not go well, Enterprise".

He's cut off mid sentence, presumably because he was suddenly very busy dispersing his component atoms across a largish section of space.

It's a funny line, Adam and Ben use it whenever somebody thought something was a good idea but obviously wasn't and has failed spectacularly.
TNG 712

The Federation phasing cloaking device

*Picard's boss sees his child cult banner! Riker's old boss meets his new boss! It's awkward! Riker's old stolen ride isn't on blocks. It's inside the blocks! Wonder if Farmers covers that?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Riker**

For his Captain Picard Day antics at the beginning of the episode
## Trading Cards

Eyebrows Stapled To His HairlineThere's No Report On "Picard As A Borg?"This Is Not Captain DeSoto!Peak Passive AggressiveHigh Top Fade Of Chest HairDa Fuck!Guess What? I'm Done!Couldn't They Just Go Home?
TNG 302

Concert aboard the USS Enterprise-D.

Lawyer Picard

*When a race of Hefty bags wants to tarp over a planet with 15,000 humans living on it, the Enterprise has to consider taking them on a Kid Rock cruise. The only crewmember immune to the local radiation is Data, so he beams down only to find an obtuse demagogue with a weird voice is running the place, and the guy doesn’t believe that the Hefty corporation even exists. Is Data a secret practitioner of rave hand jive, or does he just have invisible balls to play with? Why is Gosheven sounding so thirsty? Are Lenny and Carl on loan from The Simpsons? It’s the episode in which we award some T-shirts.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Benjamin Ahr Harrison**

For putting this episode (Ensigns of Command, S3E02) in his Top 10
Ben's pick is **Riker**

For telling Data to use his "fancy electronic brain" to solve his problems
## Trading Cards

Established His Assholery Right AwayShe Has A Major Robo-CrushHeft Bag AliensDo A Better Job, Data!Cold-Blooded!Data Murders Their Water!Found a Loophole!She's Kissed A Ton Of Robots
Space Butthole

The Space Butthole is a nickname for the various wormholes, time rifts, and other sphincter-like space anomalies encountered by the Enterprise. Some buttholes have been penetrated by the Enterprise (or its various probes & shuttles), while others have discharged objects. An anomaly seen in "Time Squared" (S02E13) had all the characteristics of a classic Space Butthole, but was referred to as a “Smoky Shower Drain”.

Although not explicitly mentioned, it's assumed that the Bajoran Wormhole would therefore be referred to as the "Bajoran Butthole" by members of the Federation. This of course would create numerous inferences and euphemisms that would be inappropriate to publish, but that the viewer is encouraged to imagine.

## Gallery

Buttholes in SpaceThe Enterprise dangles its nacelles into a Space Butthole in "Time Squared" (S02E13)Tam admires Data's painting of a Space Butthole in "Tin Man" (S03E20)Picard and Data observe an approaching Space Butthole in "Clues" (S04E14)A Space Butthole created by Lt. Barclay in "The Nth Degree" (S04E19)Enterprise-C emerges from a space butthole.The Bajoran Wormhole, a spectacular example of a Butthole in Space.The fragments of a comet emerge from the Bajoran butthole.three comet fragments leaving the b-holeThe Bajoran lightship emerging from the B-HoleThe USS Enterprise rips a new hole with an imbalanced matter-antimatter mix ratio.MicroWormholeInterior.jpgShot from a camera shoved up a micro-wormhole (VOY : "Eye of the Needle")USS Voyager encounters the other end of the Barzan buttholeThe inside of the Barzan wormhole. (TNG-R : "The Price ")Bajoran Wormhole (What You Leave Behind).jpgThe B-Hole takes two runabouts at once, all the way to the Gamma QuadrantThe Prakesh, being towed out of the Bajoran wormhole by tractor beam.If you discover Red matter escaping from your wormhole please consult a doctor.
TNG 723

The Hitman

*Some space Quad City DJs invade the Holodeck and the crew has to C'mon 'N Ride (The Train)! Our last Holodeck ep should have been the computer pressing charges against Riker, not blinkies!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Worf**

For his defeated face when ordered to go shovel holographic coal
Ben's pick is **Worf**

After being told to "distract" people on the train, sits down and gets involved in a puzzle
## Trading Cards

Ghostbusters 2 MomentGewgaw!He Really Kills That Engineer PartThe Holodeck Is Running The Show. They're Gonna Know Everything!Another Brick In The WallTurning Wheels And Cranking Cranks!This Has Happened A Half-Dozen Times!Didn't Change The Borgs W/R/T Genocide
TNG 117

Wesley Crusher is scanned by an Aldean probe.

Star Trek Haircast

*The Enterprise crew is excited to meet the mythical Aldeans until they propose a classic "children for information" exchange, but when Commander Riker balks at the deal they take some kids anyway. This is a real problem for Captain Picard, because Wesley (the boy?) is among their victims. Why'd the Aldeans take only the white kids? How long can Picard go without Wesley? Didn't we already fix the ozone layer? It's the episode where there's no calculus allowed!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Ron Jones** (score composer)

For writing a treacly score that sounds like an electro ice cream truck
Ben's pick is **Radue**, Aldean leader

For coming up with the plan to steal children assuming that the Enterprise would be ok with it
## Trading Cards

They Do Not Play It Cool At AllNot a Rad Dude!A Lotta Perm Going On!Polishing His Dolphin
Picard keeps Wesley as a sex slave

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Picard keeps Wesley as a sex slave

*I'm not a family man, Riker, and yet, Starfleet has given me a ship with children aboard... I don't feel comfortable with children. -* Jean Luc Picard, Encounter at Farpoint

Stemming from this quote in episode one, and continuing on via other several choice bits of dialogue and suspect encounters between Captain Picard and Wesley Crusher (the boy?), Adam and Ben have been skillfully mounting a plausible theory regarding Picard's potential pedophilia tendencies, notably towards young Wesley Crusher. Jokes involving gimp masks and secret slave dens are common.

Mention of "the boy" usually leads to a series of Wesley-related quotes from Capt. Picard, Worf, and Dr. Crusher, all played over the infamous, haunting saxophone riff of Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street".

This is the running joke that either makes or breaks a potential Greatest Generation viewer. There's no going back from here.

Ben and Adam have received over the course of the pod several rebukes regarding some viewers' perception that the pod is making light of sexual abuse and/or pedophelia, thus painting the fellows as insecure assholes using victimization as a cheap comedy plot, but come on, man.
TNG 105

Mysterious energy builds on the planet Delphi Ardu IV.

Bit Origin: Anybody Canyon

*The Ferengi do an e-brake slide into the series (and into our hearts) after the show finally adds to the alien facial putty budget. Meanwhile Riker, having just read The Art of War, will not shut up about it. And when he grabs some alone time on the planet's surface, it becomes clear that the planet is attracted to all sources of power...even his. It's an episode where we've finally achieved "podcast mastery"!*

Throughout the episode they repeatedly say the wrong episode number by accident

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tasha Yar**

For confidently getting into a 1-3 standoff w/ Ferengis
Ben's pick is **Portal Character**

For being ridiculous
## Trading Cards

E-Brake ManuverHey, You Up?Their Heads Look Like the Back of ElephantsWhip Skiziliz!Where's the Foil?Clearly Related to Gozar the GozarianSticking Himself into Things He Doesn't Understand
TNG 514

*Why don't they just watch the last episode to find out what's going on like they've done before? You can erase Riker's memory, but you can't erase his game! It's triple consent time!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Picard**

For the way that he gradually increases shields as danger increases
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For his look of confusion when hearing their real ranks/his worfeyes when McDuff suggests a mutiny
## Trading Cards

They Are Making Her Smarter Than "Deep Blue"Well, I Guess We Raise The Shields, Or WhateverBecause He Has A Sash He Might Be The BossHe Wants That WhistleEnter Ro Laren!It's A Corporate Office Space StationTotally Revenant-ing MacDuffAccidentally Stumbles Into A Triple Date
TNG 626

Patrick Stewart with several Borg extras

*The Borgs are back in town with some '90s WWE attitude! Data gets a case of and-roid rage! Data finally gets the emotions (that he's had all along) and it turns out...he's kind of a jerk!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Picard**

For making many terrible decisions in a row
Ben's pick is **Eric Estrada Security Guard**

At 26 min, the security guard, for immediately replacing his dead comrade out of nowhere
## Trading Cards

Real Stephan Hawking! You Can't Cast That!It Just Seems Like A Lot Of TroubleGymkata! Gymnastic Skills! Karate Thrills!Come At Me, Bro!Tough Day At The OfficeShooting From The Hip!Sexual Split DiopterPlanet San DiegoIt Lore!
TNG 719

Picard discovers that Troi has transformed into an amphibian in her bath tub.

*Somehow, Mr. DNA gets loose on the Entrepreneur and lets loose with the frog DNA. If only they'd had the balls to play Def Leppard's "Animal" during Riker's slow turn to window.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **The Episode**

For resembling a good version of The Naked Now, origin of the Drunk Shimoda
## Trading Cards

That Hay Fucks Back!That Used To Be Worf's JobStress Eating!It's Very UpsettingHe Looks The Dumbest!Giving The Cro Magnon FingerAt The Bottom Of The Makeup DepartmentGreat Scene! Super Exciting! Doesn't Work.
TNG 414

Diomedian scarlet moss

*The crew, except Data, gets roofied by a space butthole. He says it's cool, but Picosby's not buying. Lt. Cmdr Tommy Flanagan's CarFax doesn't wash. Back at the fart planet, Troi gets murder bronchitis.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Security officer escort**

For attempting to guard against Data even though there is nothing she'd be able to do to subdue him
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For trying to run up to possessed Troi to stun her instead of just shooting her from across the room
## Trading Cards

Doin' Real Bad Gangster AccentsYa See, We Got Some Weird Gasses Out There, Cap'nPeople Are Always FaintingShe's Got 24 Hours Of Cotton Candy GrowthHold Two Buttons At Once To Reset The ClockA Banana Creme Pie To The FaceShe's Got Dr. Girlfriend VoiceAnd... We're Out!
TNG 309

Sovereign Marouk, leader of the Acamarians.

Worf Hates DoorsThe Blue Beverage Of Subtext
Riker's Consent Fetish

*When the Enterprise is dispatched to the scene of a tossed outpost, the crew must moderate a dispute between a group of rowdy professional wrestlers and their elderly grandparents. Captain Picard's diplomatic strategy is to pour brandy and chill, but an alien seductress has more on her mind than meets the eye. Can rank be determined by the depth of a deep V? Is the podcast gaining our hosts membership into "the lifestyle"? It's the episode with 50 phaser blasts!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Troi**

For momentarily considering 3-way w/ Riker and Yuta (in Adam's imagination)
Ben's pick is **Yuta**

For acting too subservient to sleep w/ Riker
## Trading Cards

The Best Rivalry On TNGCamel Toe HeadThat Chest Hair Game Is Strong!Momentarily Considering A Three-WayShe's Put Far Dirtier Things In Her MouthAt The Table, It's A Little TenseShe Dead!The Purple Drink Of Justice
Star Trek Caves

The fakey-fake lookin ass caves that are present in most episodes. They're made out of styrofoam. Look, I get they had a budget and it was really useful to recycle this set over and over, but who was Jonathan Frakes trying to fool when he sang the virtues of stage 16 in TNG s7e27 "Star Trek Next Generation Retrospective"?

## Bit in Episodes

* TNG s6e10 "A Reverence for the D"
* TNG s7e13 "Any Pixel in a Storm"
* DS9 s5e04 "Emergency Field Urine"
* DS9 s5e10 "The Bajoranchelor"
* DS9 s5e23 "Get It, Player"
* DS9 s6e11 "The Best Ass in Starfleet"
* DS9 s6e17 "Wore Out the Netflix"
* DS9 s6e21 "Bajoran Ragnarok"
* DS9 s6e24 "Cro-Magmolly"
* DS9 s6e25 "This Charm is a Bucket"
* DS9 s7e01 "Trill Wills"
VOY 203

Doctor Lewis Zimmerman's Starfleet service record

*The Doc gets put in a real "Die Holo" situation when he finds the ship invaded by Kazon and most of the crew captured. With Janeway's bun of steel tossled she's too weak to fight so the Doc has to become an Emergency Macho Hologram!*

*Barclay appears to convince the Doc his life on the Voyager is but a dream and to get back to being Lewis Zimmerman he needs to blow up the damn ship. But Cha-Faux-Tay appears to argue he's always been the measure of a holo man!*

## Show Bits

* Doc Holoday
* Sicks Bay
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* BLT
* Girders
* Episode Over-Cut to theme
* Maques/Maquis

## P1 Messages

Promo: Podcast

To Ben & Adam

Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Robert Picardo**

For being the Miles O'Brien of Voyager
Ben's pick is **Jonathan Frakes**

For the wild swings in tone of the episode
## Trading Cards

Staticy Captain's Log Is Classic Stress BuildingShe Survives A Girder And "Big Ern" Hair!RSVP Saute PanHe Should Be Bleeding Out Of The Ears Since Neelix Is TalkingThe Crew Disappearing Isn't The Worst Thing. Barclay Appearing Is!Don't Delete Them! Delete Cha-ko-tay!Living With Cha-ko-tay Or Kes As Your Wife. That's A Cruel Game Of "Would You Rather"This And The Fish Eye Lens Confirms Escape Won't Be That Easy
PIC 103

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Picard watches his relationship with Raffi go up in smoke but not before she tells him she'll hook him up with a ship in Mos Eisley. There's no Borgs queen on the artifact but you can hail to the king. Hugh's back!*

*There's no way Rios isn't related to Inigo Montoya. Soji should know better than to touch the dealer! I wouldn't worry about the carpet. Number One's surely done worse things for Laris and Zhaban to clean up.*

## Show Bits

* Vichy Frenchman
* Mars Attacks
* Julian Bashir: Piss Freak
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Episode Over-Cut to theme

## P1 Messages

Starstruck

Ankylosaurus
Mt. Zebramoore

Hoofs
## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Santiago**

For playing emergency actor roles
Ben's pick is **Zhaban**

For hitting a biker on his helmet with a bottle of Chateau Picard
## Trading Cards

In California You Can Have Up To 3 Snake Leaf Plants On Your PorchDo You Know Hugh I Am?Sunglasses, Not Inner Eyelids, Make You Look Like A BossI'm On The List. Try Looking Under "3" Or "5" or "3 Of 5"Is This A Discover Card Commercial?Help Me, Ramdha! Help, Help Me, Ramdha!It's A Real Shame What Happens To That CarpetWe Can Go To Vegas Together But I'm Getting My Own Hotel Room
TNG 707

The Troi family dog.

*Lwaxana plays "Google Translate" to young MJ Watson & her creepily-expressioned loaf daddy. Lwaxana gets telepathic ice cream headache! No Worf, Just Wolf! The boys show MB some drunk love!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **\*None\***

This episode is joyless
Ben's pick is **The Props Department**

For splashing out on an incredibly lavish horn of plenty (seen at 16:05)
## Trading Cards

Are We Mad At Each Other?Tempular LoafAll The Good Plants Died When Keiko LeftKirsten Dunst Seems To Like ItNot Her Usual "Booby" SelfHis Name Is "Buck"She's Petting A Stump! He's Comped In!REDEEMED!
Types of Phaser

* Garage Door Opener (Key Fob) - very handy.
* DustbusterTM - ironically sucks less than a garage door opener. And an Electrolux.
* Full Sized - for when the shit goes down.
* Ferengi Whip - because nothing screams "practical" like a whip-motion activated projectile weapon.
* Echo Papa 607 - futuristic dildo.
* Gore Weapons - Federation-illegal weapons that result in realistic wounds instead of abstract sci-fi effects
TNG 724

I Don't Be-lieve This!

*Adam's TV girlfriend gets a new pip and a potential suicide mission. Welcome back! I'm pretty sure Ben would side against the Maquis for their food choices alone.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Santos**

For taking cover behind a single branch during a phaser attack
Ben's pick is **Guy who gets to smooch Ro in the bar**

For getting to smooch Ro in the bar
## Trading Cards

Dah-Da-Dah-Da Dah-Da-Dah-DaShe Doesn't Have A Ding Dong To StabYou Are Gonna Wanna Get Some Of Those Little PartitionsDoing That Interrogation ThingA...Cold... Wrap... FUCKING WRAPS!Taking Cover Behind A Branch! Come On Santos!Negotiating For Professional SexExcellence In Direction
VOY 104

Two... Dollars...

*While exploring a class John Carpenter planet, Janeway and Paris do the time warp again and wind up one day in its very beige past pursued by a community college-sized "no nukes" group and a D Quad slickback!*

*Instead of slingshoting around the sun, The Voyager opts to play spatial "Operation" to retrieve Janeway & Paris. But it's a real "Finkle is Einhorn" twist when Janeway sees the rescue beam causes the planet's Three Kellicam Island!*

## Show Bits

* Bangers
* Sicks Bay
* Space Butthole
* RSVP

## P1 Messages

From the past

Scarves As Currency
From the past

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tom Paris**

For doing the most things
Ben's pick is **Latika: Boy Reporter**

Chaos Agent
## Trading Cards

Whataya Say You And I Study The Globes Of The Delany SistersWe're Disguised As The 1970s Houston AstrosThis Kid's Gonna Be A Real ProblemIt's Tough To Protest With Only Six PeopleThis Seems Like Something You Test Much Farther From The Warp CoreHe Has The Looks Of Huell Howser And The Voice Of Lee MarvinThat Turned Dark Quick!She Sets Her Phaser To "Unfuck The Timeline"
TNG 621

Poster by J.J. LendL

Dustbuster Club

*Riker goes undercover on a planet of people with McDonalds "Golden Arches" face. Riker gets stuck between "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and A-ha's "Take On Me" video.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For being proud that his mental strength saved him
Ben's pick is **Suna**

For leaving the unconscious Riker alone with a knife, his communicator and no shackles
## Trading Cards

Last Time You Had To Fuck Your Way Out, Remember?The Writers Forgot They Are BFFsRadio To Starfleet?Is That A Cardassian Pillow?Dustbusts Himself!Video Shatter!I See No Means Of Escape, Except...Margaret Thatcher Naked Kept Me In The Game
TNG 620

Bread Box

*Another father figure dumps on JLP and sends him after the Ancestry.com main server. Gooey Maury Povich cues the music...We Are Family! All the Klingons, Cardys, Breadboxes and Me!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Klingon Guzman (Nu'Daq)**

general hamminess
Ben's pick is **Klingon Guzman (Nu'Daq)**

For immediately challenging (and losing) a contest of strength to Data
## Trading Cards

The Equivalent Of Chocolate Cake BriberySorry...For Being Such A Dick...BBBEEEEEEPPPShe's Always Visible Inside His ArmThe Emerald Room At The Howard Johnson Can WaitSassy Lady-DassianRobots Are Strong!You Rarely Get The Gang TogetherGooey Guy Or Gooey Girl
VOY 213

*The Voyager finds a creepy robot floating in space. Since all copies of 20th century horror films were lost in the Eugenics Wars, they don't know to kill it with photons and instead turn it back on!*

*It's a real You Make Machina moment for BLT when she's forced to Uxbridge together some new murder dolls for the robowar! If she refuses they promise to take out the Voyager quicker than a Pinto hit from behind!*

## Show Bits

* BLT
* Bangers
* McLaughlin Group
* Doc Holoday

## P1 Messages

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Robot decision makers**

For being truly insane
Ben's pick is **Dat Gap**

The place where the front part of the helmet meets the trashcan
## Trading Cards

Damn! We Really Wanted This POV To Be From A Robot Dog!Don't Strain On The Problem. Just Let The Solution Fall Out!Ben's Student Film Robot Is ReactivatedLightning Handshakes!Are Your Sure You Want To Compare Driving Records, Crash-ko-tay?You Need To Hurry, BLT. We Have Only A Bucket And No Bagged Lunches For You On Board.Trek Captains Have An Instant Dislike For Anything That Looks Like C-3P0That'll Stop It From Blinking "12:00"
VOY 211

*Seska helps the Kazon steal transporter tech from the Voyager & rubs it in Cha-Ko-Tay's face that he forgot to change the locks. With the structural integrity of his pride failing he becomes a rogue one & Jakes a shuttle to go stop her.*

*It looks like Cha-Ko-Tay's plan to stop Seska has gone A-choo-chee-ashyi Maru! But Janeway isn't down with losing another shuttle...or officer. Time to find out if full phasers are mightier than full scorn!*

## Show Bits

* BLT
* Eyes to Commercial
* Maques/Maquis
* Bangers
* Dustbuster Club
* Ball Kicking Machine
* McLaughlin Group
* "Jake"ing Shuttlecraft

## P1 Messages

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Seska**

For topping from the bottom
Ben's pick is **Chakotay**

For his eyes to commercial
## Trading Cards

You Know I Know "Hoverball" Is Code For Sex, Right, Cha-ko-tay?We Love Penetrative Star Trek!I've Got A Big Bag Of Quarters For Your Ball Kicking Machine, Cha-ko-tayPut Ben And Adam's Dream On Main ViewerWe Can't Lose The First Officer To These Space Assholes. That Would Be Worse Than Neelix's Cooking!How Many A-koo-chee-moyas Do You See?Give Us Our Shuttle! And Throw In Cha-ko-tay While You're At It!She Reveals A Milking! One Of The Wildest Villian Moves Of All Time!
TNG 610

black, covert operations-type Starfleet uniform

Worf Hates DoorsStar Trek Caves

*Captain Bogomil takes over the Entrepreneur and XO Axel Frakes ain't diggin' it. Capt. Dick Jones tries to Directive 4 the Cardassians before Picard gets Alex Murphyed!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Ronnie Cox (as Jellico)**

For swooping in out of nowhere to take over the show
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For standing silently over Crusher's shoulder as she seductively manipulates the Ferengi captain
## Trading Cards

Silver Paper Shredder: Star fleet Often Gets It WrongYou Can See It On Frakes' FaceShape Up, Assholes!If Geordi Could Make Eyes At Data...Broken Up, But Still RoommatesNot A Warrior's CoercionHe Makes His Seat Taller Than The Gul'sThe Door Wins Again!Some Real Brit On Brit
STLD 0209

*When the crew of the Cerritos has some time to fill, we learn the deck isn’t always higher on the other side. But when a conspiracy involving the Federation’s closest frenemy is revealed, it’s a bombshell so big that it can go off multiple times.*

## Show Bits

* The Blue Beverage Of Subtext
* Pizza Oven Killing Shirt
* McLaughlin Group
* Dr. Katz
* Dustbuster Club
* Chaotic Bro
* Girders
* Slickback Trilogy

## P1 Messages

Promotional Message: Twitch channels

Get Well Ben

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Suck-disc player at bar**

For the danger foreshadowing
Ben's pick is **Shaxs**

For his victory dance
TNG 522

Clara Sutter and Alexander Rozhenko in smocks.

Slickback Trilogy50 Year Old Ensign
Eyes to Commercial
Loaf
Exocomp

*The D gets another light-ball-alien stuck in its grill that turns into angry Half-Pint! I'm starting to see why Picard is so against having kids on the ship. They the Devil!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Worf**

For seeming proud of himself when he sends the kids back to their quarters
Ben's pick is **Troi**

For her dagger eyes when Guinan tries to usurp her counselor duties
## Trading Cards

Clara's Dad Is A 40-Year\_Old Ensign!Shouldn't You Have A Back Zip At This Point?They've Gotten Tremendous Value Out Of That Ball Of Light CompChecks All The Boxes. This Is The Girl!Too Much Before Going To CommercialPlaying With The Same Loaf His Forehead Is Made Out OfStill Doin' Her Own Stunts!Her Therapy Goes Up Big Time After This
TNG 418

Geordi La Forge and the shadowy recreation

Clip Show Device

*Geordi's old dustbuster club from the Victory has a space STD that endangers every Previa! How is a story about Geordi being creepy & having a strange relationship w/a girl special?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Starfleet**

The moment when they abruptly abandon hope for rescuing the other humans-turned-alien-mutants
Ben's pick is **Lt. Cmdr. Susanna Leijten**

For her hilarious collapse in engineering
## Trading Cards

They Watch Earlier Episodes All The TimeThere Goes Another Prvia$6,000 Worth Of Uniforms...Ruined!All Ham, All CheeseHer Hands Have Gone Full Lobster!It's Not Looking GoodReady In Case We Have To Go Clip ShowPurple "Slim Goodbody" Suits
PIC 104

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*Picard detours to the planet where 14 years ago he left Wesley 2 to live with the toughest nuns since the Blues Brothers. Narek's using everything he's learned from all the assimilated Garry Marshall movies to win over Soji.*

*It's clear pretty quick that Action Jacket Picard V2 is not as welcome on Planet Reservation as was Panama Picard. A fight over soup leads to a retro throwdown with a vintage BOP and ends with the Borg queen of our hearts!*

## Opening Segment

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## Show Bits

* Mars Attacks
* Ensign Hospitality
* Ankylosaurus
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Eyes to Commercial

## P1 Messages

Shame

Happy Valentines

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Santiago**

For playing Benicio del Toro
Ben's pick is **Rizzo**

For bothering Narek while wearing black leather
## Trading Cards

He Beams Down In The Vacation Wear Of A Literary MagazineHer Eyes Are A Cartoon TimpaniDo You Have An Emergency Masturbation Program?They're On A Rom(ulan)Com DateI've Got Seven Minutes To Kill. Who Wants Trouble?DECAPATTACK!Driving This Makes Him The Vin Diesel Of RomulansThis Is The Moment Bree Joyfully Screamed At Her TV
TNG 701

Ensign Taitt

Clip Show Device

*Well, Data's made it abundantly clear neither McAfee or Norton survived into the 24th century. Man, these Soong androids have more hinges on them than a Home Depot display!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Geordi**

For stopping Data from destroying the emotion chip
Ben's pick is **Lt. Barnaby**

For acting annoyed when Taitt's strategy blows up the Borgs ship
## Trading Cards

They've Formed A "Breakin" Circle!Once Again... Totally Fucked!We Love Torturing GeordiHis Eyebrows Are Like LipsEmotional CocaineBullseye-ing Borgs!That Quick Draw Game Is TightI Know You Weren't A Licensed Acupuncturist
TNG 204

The Comic impersonating Jerry Lewis as Data mimics him.

*When the world's shittiest Han Solo breaks down within hailing range of the Enterprise, the women of the ship are extremely hospitable to him. Meanwhile, Data is desperately trying to learn the secrets of comedy by playing the holodeck on fast forward. Then a bunch of squabbling aliens with extremely retrograde beliefs surrounding procreation and marriage beam aboard and somehow make Data's storyline seem fun by comparison. Is Worf in charge of keeping Riker's harem safe? Is Terri Hatcher playing her character from Desperate Housewives? Is a cigar just a cigar? It's the episode that dissects the frog, and we might not be equal to the challenge.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Data**

For trying too hard
Ben's pick is **The Group Therapy Scene**

For weird dialogue and bad blocking
## Trading Cards

In Some Fucking SectorA Great Midpoint Between Jonathan Frakes & Johnny DeppNot A Bad ConquestThe Only Professional Comedian OnboardFamily Feud!Just Being A Cool Wingman
TNG 725

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*JLP's getting the Dickens treatment for one last romp through the timestream. Pipes & Bev get to mack! The past crew thinks the Captain's whack! Best of all, Q's back!*

*The "Grumpy Old Men" protocols are enacted & I pity any kids who wind up in their yards! The crew won't remember their last mission, but we'll never forget, the name, Entrepreneur.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Officer in future timeline on a date in Ten-Forward who rolls his eyes and gets up and leaves when Picard is ranting**

For wanting the 'Picard' table to shut up
Ben's pick is **Bent iPad**

Why were you bent?!
Priority One Starfleet Message

For the low, low price of $100 for a personal message or $200 for a commercial message, Adam and Ben will read whatever people send them via the Maximum Fun Jumbotron system. This segment occurs after the episode's review, and has included obfuscated and coded messages which may or may not have sparked civil unrest across the country. Someone also named their son "Sagan" and used a P1 to announce his birth. It was fun. The intro to this segment features dialogue from the 1996 movie *Kingpin* and the ST:TNG season 1 episode "The Neutral Zone," played over "Push it to the Limit" by Paul Engemann from the movie *Scarface*.

Notable P1 contributors are viewer favorites Raz and Plaveem, a pair of feuding friends (enemies?) who have thus far paid hundreds of dollars over multiple episodes to send their own special coded missives at each other, with Ben and Adam as their mouthpieces of vague affronts and eventual "fuck you"s. Many viewers have even banded together in support of either #teamraz or #teamplaveem.
TNG 325

Worf, in the cargo bay, his neck broken.

*The crew finds another Space Jesus who's powerful enough to fix Geordi's playa skills! It's the ultimate test of the future spandex trying to hold in Space Jesus' massive..."Transfigurations."*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Worf**

For bragging about teaching Geordi how to talk to women
## Trading Cards

You Must Let Her See The Fire In Your Eyes...Oh...Directly On The Face Wound!A Little Puff Of MagicPowerade...His Arm ExtendedI'm Gonna Show You All My WigsKayaking In 1986, Again?Hall Of Fame Knuck!He Looks Like A Package Of Hot Dogs
TNG 126

Worf discovers Ralph Offenhouse in a frozen state aboard a cryonics satellite.

Worf Hates Doors

*When Data and Worf beam some popsicles aboard the Enterprise, the doctor thaws them out, which treats the whole ship to an unfrozen caveman legal drama. And that's not to mention all the starbases and outposts that are being disappeared, presumably by Romulans, along the edge of the Neutral Zone. Picard quickly gets to the end of his rope when one of his primeval passengers tries to get involved in galactic politics. Will Data and his new friend pick up any "pit woofies"? Will Troi manage her day well enough to be on the bridge for contact with hostile aliens? Will Worf ever learn to live in a world with locked doors? It's the last episode of the worst season of our favorite show, and we send it off in style!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sonny Clemonds**

For wanting to drink as soon as he's thawed out
Ben's pick is **Sonny Clemonds**

For wanting to party while the Romulans threaten the ship
## Trading Cards

He Wants to Poke the JunkThe Klingon PratfallThree Unfrozen CavemenIf Leather and Tobacco could be a Person$5 Carnival GuitarTheir Bridge is Built Around a Loveseat
TNG 219

Homn drinks from a bottle.

Uber Missions

*When the Enterprise goes on Uber-duty for a couple of fish people, Lwaxana Troi drops by for a visit. Then, things somehow get even worse when Captain Picard bails on the show and hides in the holodeck. Is Troi's mom more destructive than Q? Is Pacifica the galaxy's Howard Johnson hotel? Why don't more guest stars get "The Tesh Treatment"? Plus, we announce a t-shirt contest! It's the episode that's an embodiment of an HR violation.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Mick Fleetwood**

For playing an anonymous Antedean in fish costume to get a special credit on Star Trek
Ben's pick is **Picard**

For calling Data to get him out of the date with Lwaxana
## Trading Cards

Mick Fleetwood Covered in FishOnce Again, Ubering Some Delegates To Some Fucking ConferenceSun's Out, Boobs Out!He Cock-Blocks Himself!Shit-Eating Grin!"Dixon Hill, You Fucking Asshole!"He Wanted To Feed The DolphinsThere's Some Foot Action Happening
VOY 107

*The Voyager finds a "pin"butthole in space to the A Quad that's only big enough to text through. But when their "U Up?" pings a solitary breadbox instead of a Starfleet they have to convince him they aren't phone scammers.*

*Torres figures out how to put the crew in a ZIP file and beam them to the Romulan ship. But when the Rom test beams aboard his flux capacitance reads from 20 years in the past. Will the Voyager pull an "Enterprise C" to get home?*

## Show Bits

* Space Butthole
* Sicks Bay
* Triangular Pillow
* Ball Kicking Machine
* McLaughlin Group

## P1 Messages

From Australia

To Nova Squadron

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Telek R'Mor**

For leaning into a death trope
Ben's pick is **Tuvok**

For stating the obvious
## Trading Cards

Not Everyone's Tempted To Put The Voyager In That Tight HoleThe Micro Probe Has Entered Katie Couric's ColonoscopyI'm Afraid My People Are Smoothie People, CaptainHer Sleep Hair Is B-I-G!!!Maybe You Don't Run The Experiment One Foot From Your Face?Time Travel? Again? Really? Come On!We Didn't Have Him Hold Up Today's Newspaper Or We'd Have Seen He's From The PastI Just Looked Up His Wikipedia Page, Captain. He Dead!
TNG 210

Anya, an allasomorph in her various appearances.

*When Wesley meets an age-appropriate romantic partner, Picard is put in a foul mood. To make matters worse, the Enterprise’s 5 star Uber rating is at risk. While Worf and Dr. Pulaski have both met their match in a mean old lady, The Boy is going on dates and offering chocolate to his new friend, but she has a secret second ‘look’ that might be a deal breaker. Is Guinan the ship’s best counselor? Did the Sand People from Star Wars do VO work on this episode? Is Salia one of the aliens that left a big pile of Armus on Vagra II? It’s the episode where Wesley learns romantic karate from the masters.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Guinan**

For her "flirting" scene with Riker
Ben's pick is **Riker**

For his "flirting" scene with Guinan
## Trading Cards

She Likes What She Sees!What A Dump!A No-Sex Introduction To A Cinemax MoviePresent The ChocolateOld Lady Fight!Lead Singer Of The Country Bear JamboreeIf Your Powers Are So Huge, Get Your Own Ride!He, Just Moments Ago, Kissed The Were-Bear
TNG 402

*Tired of looking at the T-P and broken mailboxes left by the Borgs, JLP goes to visit his bubba. Meanwhile, aboard the USS John Hughes, it's cheek pinches for Worf & rappin' with Ghost Dad for Wes.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **French Mayor**

For wanting to give Picard the key to the city after he had been Locutus
## Trading Cards

That's What We're Calling It? "The Borg Incident"I Can Emote My Internal Struggle!My Dad Thinks You're An Arrogant PrickResting Prick FaceWorf's Dad Is Darrell Hammond As "Sean Connery"The Look Of An Exasperated College StudentDoin' Some Mud Wrasslin'"Jack Crusher" Fan Fiction
Sisko's Cooking

**\*Heavy sigh\***

Okay, here's the thing. For some reason Star Trek writers like showing people cooking. Why? I don't know. (Third base!). Maybe it has to do with the "enlightened society where everybody needs an enlightened hobby" thing and by now all musicians know about Star Trek and don't want to appear on the show.

It started in TNG with Riker making possibly the universe's worst omelet on a glowing iPad and then went downhill from there.

Sisko's dad (technically also Sisko) has a Creole restaurant in New Orleans, and Ben Sisko presumably grew up in and around the restaurant and therefore likes to cook and thinks he's good at it. In an enlightened society where no one needs to work this makes a little bit of sense because he's (Sisko Sr.) obviously enjoying himself. The patrons at least put on the pretense that they enjoy themselves as well. But I digress.

It makes sense to have a restaurant on Earth near a body of water. You have easy access to fresh and non-replicated ingredients. And for food snobs it probably makes a difference.

However, on a space station, at the ass end of space (ass end? because it's near a space butthole? nvm) it makes a lot less sense. Where is he getting his ingredients from? Are they replicated? Why not replicate the whole thing? Are they coming from Bajor? How do you make traditional Creole food without traditional Creole source materials? Also, is chicken paprikash a Creole dish?

At least he has a better cooking setup than Riker.
TNG 123

Armus makes a demonstration of his capabilities to Riker.

*When Counselor Troi's driver puts their shuttlecraft into a ditch on planet Vagra II, it's up to the Enterprise to play the part of AAA. It's just too bad that Armus is there, blocking their way and being a real jerk about it. Did Worf hedge his bet on Tasha Yar? Why are business trip conferences still a thing in the future? Did Leland T. Lynch "Argyle" himself off the show? It's the episode where we turn tragedy into comedy!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **(No One)**

(Too distraught to find a Shimoda)
Ben's pick is **Leland T. Lynch**

For constantly repeating his full name
## Trading Cards

Really Argyle-ing It UpTrying to "Neon Deion" Around ItJust a Petulant Bitch!Her "Evel Knievel" is a FailureShe's Dead, 11 Minutes into the Episode!Riker Finally Knows What It's Like to be on the Receiving End
Nóia

Apelido da cidade  e do time de Novo Hamburgo. Nada que ver com a gíria
derivada de paranóia, para drogados. A alcunha Nóia vem da tradução do
nome em alemão, aliás essa cidade que junto com São Leopoldo, Campo Bom e
 outras menores compõe o Vale do Sino, de fortíssima presença de
imigrantes germânicos.
TNG 408

*Riker get Van Winkled 16 years into the future where everyone has exactly 5 gray hairs! Riker get kid-catfished by a Ben Cooper costume. Don't mess w/ the Master of Consent, kid.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Jonathan Frakes**

Pronunciation of 'charade'
Ben's pick is **Ferengi Helmsman**

For spending all that time in makeup without having a line
## Trading Cards

I Don't Remember This Episode At All!Going For Flush #2 & He's Still StuckPat Morita and ElviraHi Dad!A Special Effect Is About To Take Place!Riker Gets De-OldedClass Star Trek Beat 'Em-UpHe Turns Into A Gray