Lesbo & Stan

**Lesbo & Stan** is a comedic parody of Lilo & Stitch, where the major alien and human cast have swapped species with each other.

It has a few semi-serious plot elements in it, but generally speaking isn't meant to be a faithful rendition of the original.

The series covers the movies, the general plot of the TV-show, and looks into the future where the two main characters are young adults. The last chapter of their story very loosely borrows the idea of the titular duo separating from the anime spin-off, though the conclusion to it is open-ended.

Artwork was first uploaded at Deviantart, on May 27, 2018.

## Story

>    Liol is a young alien rabbit living under the threat of getting evicted because of her sister's struggle to provide for them after the sudden death of their parents.
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> The stress causes the two to argue often and Liol has a bad reputation in town and school. When she realizes she's making things difficult for the both of them, Liol steals the space ship of the visiting child inspector with the intention to start a fresh life elsewhere, alone.
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> The ship happens to take her to Earth and crash-lands in the waters of Hawaii. Liol swims to shore, then loses consciousness, allowing for the island's residents to find and take her to an animal shelter. The next day, a boy and his father visit this establishment.
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> Jacob wishes to give his unruly son a pet to help soften his personality and learn the importance of responsibility; a concept Stan shows visible disinterest for. He's guided to the back kennels, but the dogs have instinctual fear for him and ignore his calling. He decides to settle for the oblivious, odd-coloured Liol just to get it done with, and she takes this as her chance to start anew.
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> Stan quickly discovers she can talk, think, and walk around like a normal human child, but isn't disturbed by this and instead punishes her for not acting like a proper animal. He forces her to obey many arbitrary rules, like having to hop around on 4 legs all of the time and sleeping in a cage that's way too small.
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> Nevertheless, he soon sees more value in having her as a playmate and accepts she's a creature on equal footing as the human race. He reveals not to be entirely normal, either, and the two find they have alot in common. Their high tolerance for each other's antics allows them to become close friends.
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> But as Liol is a runaway minor and has already broken the intergalactic law by casually showing herself to humans, the alien council is trying to subtly infiltrate Hawaii with the help of an ignorant human agent, and that way separate her from her new family. Meanwhile, Nain and her friend, Daivd, want to reach her before anyone else can and sneak onto Mr. Babblus' newly delivered ride, also heading for Earth.
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> Agent Presley gets false instructions from who he thinks are his higher ups and is ordered send Stan and his scientist father back to Russia for crimes they've evaded punishment for, opening up another can of worms. The island's own police captain is informed of Liol's existence as well, though is more offended by Stan's origin story and decides to chase him down instead.
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> After Stan and Liol get captured by the captain, Stan manages to escape his vehicle unnoticed, while Liol stays behind. He convinces his father and Presley to help him save her, and Liol's sister joins the chase as well.
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> They succeed, but are immediately ambushed by the the director of the CIA and her armed staff. When she learns Stan is a reformed child and his controversial father has also proven himself, she offers them a "generous" arrangement that states Hawaii will function as their prison and they're never allowed to leave it. Presley is ordered to be their guard and stay on the island as well.
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> The alien Liol is given the same deal and allowed to be Stan's "pet", though the more humanoid Nain risks the existence of aliens being found out and is asked to return home when Liol's old enough to no longer require family guidance.
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### Chapter 2 (Lilo & Stitch: The Series)

The next chapter of the story is based on the 2003 TV-series.
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> Despite the CIA's rules, everyone makes the best out of it and those affected become a close clique of friends.
> Liol and Stan are inseparable and most of their days are filled with reforming his many half-siblings, who started showing up on the island to confront the father who abandoned them. These children are also the product of superhuman experimentation, though their lashing out tends to be solely over having been abandoned. They believe Stan is getting special treatment and to make a statement by causing havoc on his island home.
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> Meanwhile, a scientist Jacob used to work with wants to recruit these mutant children for his own evil plans and hopes to win their loyalty by offering to be their father. The man is bested every time and his endeavours lead to him and his allies getting arrested, two of them being Captain Garner and one of Jacob's sons.
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### Chapter 3 (Stitch Has a Glitch)

The next chapter of the story is based on the sequel movie.
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> After these events, things seem to be going back to normal, but when Stan enters puberty and his hormones change, his unnaturally developed body experiences problems. His mind goes through short resets, making him behave like his once unreformed self, and Stan suffers from disturbing nightmares and voices that support the killing of his loved ones. He develops a "tic" that involuntarily makes him lash out, which is not received well by his surroundings, who think he's doing it on purpose.
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> Jacob thinks back to the details of his birth and concludes Stan's development as a human is incomplete; and his body can't keep up with the scientific adjustments that are overpowering him. His short-circuiting brain is a sign he's heading towards a quick death, and Jacob wants to create a device that'll function like a "womb" to give him the last bit of growth he's always lacked. But the project is weirdly specific and he's having trouble finding the parts to build something with that would come close to what he's trying to do.
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> Stan starts to feel helpless, and after hurting Liol, steals a space ship with the idea to spend the rest of his days alone in outer space. While flying off, his brain finally shuts down and he crash-lands. He's quickly found and stuffed inside Jacob's experimental contraption, but after Stan completed the weeks he's supposedly missed out on, little seemed to have changed.
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### Chapter 4 (Young adult years)

The next chapter of the story is original content, though superficially shares some details with the anime spin-off, Stitch!.
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> Jacob and Stan, used to her appearance, are stupidly lax during moments she should be better hidden from sight, and while the disguises they give her are tolerated by many residents, it's never convinced them she's a normal-looking human being.
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> Jacob suggests Liol to stop going outside for unimportant matters, as to convince the CIA she can live on Earth without imposing her presence and awakening suspicion. This creates situations where she can't join Stan on certain endeavours and only watch him interact with customers and friends from inside the house; people who are strangers to her. Though he spends every other hour of the day with her like normal, the attention given to others and the many moments of separation create loneliness, and after witnessing him interact with another girl, she begins to realize her way of living won't open any opportunities where she can establish relationships of her own or have any kind of future.
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> When she's around the age of 20, the CIA and alien federation agree with each other they've been lenient enough and Liol needs to return to her home planet, where she can start a life of her own and no longer risk getting found out on the highly visited tourist island. Liol is torn; and knows it's the only way to return to normalcy, yet doesn't want to leave her one and only friend behind.
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> Nobody speaks up, though, and plans to fly her home are already being made. Stan expresses displeasure, but seemingly shows understanding for her wish to live a basic life, which she never could on Earth. He and Jacob stay upbeat and hold a goodbye party for her on her last night.
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> Stan takes it surprisingly well and offers to sing her an Elvis Presley song as his last gift to her.
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> Liol chooses the not-Elvis original, "Always On My Mind", to make him unknowingly apologize for feeding her loneliness throughout the months. Stan picks up on why the song was chosen and realizes his mistakes.
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## Characters

*For minor/circulating/background characters, check out this list.*

### Lesbo

Lilo as an alien.

Her real name is Liol, while "Lesbo" was given to her by Stan as an insulting reference to the woman that sold her to him.

She never learned the meaning of it and is fine being called that way, still, Stan is the only character to use the name. The rest of the cast refuses.

She's a rabbit-like creature around the age of 6 who's always felt like an outcast, even with the many diverse alien life forms that visit her planet, considered to be a holiday location similar to Hawaii.

After her parents died in an accident, she found little enjoyment in life and received no sympathy from fellow children, thanks to her strange interests and hobbies. Her loneliness turned her rebellious, while on other days she'd completely shut down. Her sister tried to take care of her the best she could, but couldn't always show understanding for her outbursts, either. Whilst going through the same pain, she pulled through and wished for Liol to do the same.

When Liol is ordered to move out of her parental home by the child inspector, she steals his ship, with the coordinates to Earth already queued in the system. She awakened inside a Hawaiian animal shelter, where she gleefully accepted the boy she was gifted to and took the situation as her chance of having a new, better family.

When she met Stan for the first time, they seemed stuck in a battle of dominance for a while, as he only cared to treat her like a pet rabbit. When he gave her the chance to express herself, the two learned more about each other and became close friends. They mainly bonded over Elvis Presley and surfing, but Liol also went through the effort of teaching him how to be a model citizen, since she had misunderstood his father adopted her to be his tutor. Meanwhile, Stan introduced her to life on Earth, and so, the two spent little time apart.

As Liol grows up, the CIA and Jacob insert doubt into her about what she wants in the future. Her increased size no longer makes her look like a mostly unsuspicious pet rabbit and she has to wear many different types of clothing when going outside. Having that said, and despite some lax moments, she has to put effort in keeping her alien roots secret and can't befriend anyone else besides Stan.

When he starts interacting more with other people and girls, Jacob suggests she should allow the CIA to send her back home, where she's free to socialize and start a family of her own. Because this would entail she and Stan can never (frequently) meet up again, as her home is an expensive distance away and can only be travelled by government vehicles, the decision is not easily made.

Liol has red fur with a lighter leaf-shaped patch on her chest, black eyes, head antennas, four arms of which she hides the lower two when in presence of outsiders, and long black ears. As a young adult, her ears and tail have increased in length and are too heavy to raise for long periods of time. Her body is more human-shaped, but she's roughly 4.9 feet (150 cm) tall; and her proportions noticeably smaller than the average human woman's.

One of Liol's alien abilities are her lungs that can "breathe" in thick, humid air and allows her to hold her breath for an extended period of time underwater. Her planet's air appears to hold alot of what can be considered water, making it unliveable for certain creatures. Humans would drown upon visiting.

### Stan Jacobi

Stitch as a human. His real name is Stanislav.

He's a bad-mannered boy of roughly 7 years old when he meets Liol. Because of his scientifically altered intelligence, he has fairly good speaking skills for his age and possesses an unnatural amount of physical strength and endurance.

His father is an eccentric Russian scientist who's had many partners in his life, making Stan one of the many children he fathered. He was taken in because his mother died during pregnancy, which was caused by Jacob's meddling with Stan's development while he was still in the womb.

Though Stan expressed not to care about not having a mother, he does believe that her death, the meddling with his body, and the overdose of children Jacob abandoned are inexcusable acts. His disdain for his father translates into verbal fights over the smallest matters and Russian curse words are often heard inside the house.

Stan was born in Russia and knows the language, but after his father was betrayed by a business partner and reported to the authorities, they had to flee the country. He quickly picked up English and Hawaiian on his first days on the island, and became a sworn enemy of the local police captain.

Some of his supernatural abilities are his impenetrable and non-flammable skin, increased running speed and jumping, flexibility, unbreakable bones, night vision, enhanced hearing and smell, "Spider-Man" limbs that allow him to walk on walls and ceilings, the strength to lift about 595.000 pounds (270.000 kg), and a brain that possesses a supercomputer's speed of thinking. The absence of certain experiences and emotional capabilities make the latter not make much of a difference concerning overall intelligence, though he is a quick learner.

Other results of the experimentation are his attraction to chaos, blueish hair, fangs, and the density of his bones. He is unable to stay above water and will instantly sink, yet warms up to the concept of surfing after the somewhat aquatic Liol shows an interest for it. Another, but less prominent side-effect is his height, and he's not yet 5.7 feet (170 cm) tall as an adult.

After all the main events of the story have come to an end, Stan tries to hide his supernatural status more and avoid further unwanted public attention. He starts working out during his teenage years and develops muscle mass to help make his ingrained strength look more believable when used.

Stan has dark skin, a big nose, sharp teeth, dark-blue hair that slightly shapes after Stitch's ears -and more like devil's horns when older, big blue eyes, and he's missing a piece from both ears from a time he boldly tried to take on rabid stray dogs, and won. He mainly wears blue-tinted clothes.

### Dr. Jacob Jacobi

Jumba as a human.

He's a balding Russian scientist around the age of 60, and Stan's biological father. He's not respected within the science community, as his reputation is that of a careless, immoral madman who's experimented on his own children during conception with the intention to turn them into the ideal superhuman.

He's had many partners in the duration of his life and used every one of his one-night stands as his guinea pig for his scientific endeavours. He clarified to an older Stan that the only reason he kept moving on to the next girl is because nobody would stick around. It enabled his playboy side, and at the same time, affected his commitment to establish emotional connections with people.

Jacob was a "bad boy" trope in his younger years, though better fit the definition of "evil"; as he had no regard for life, only his own desires. The girls that fell for his good looks instantly abandoned him when they realized he was criminally sinister and "they couldn't change him".

Stan's mother was claimed to be oblivious and the only woman who had genuine feelings for him, which made her stay for the duration of her pregnancy. It allowed for Jacob to keep injecting her with chemicals, and her trust in him was what ironically led to her death, though also the creation of the perfect superhuman.

Her passing and his overall treatment of her didn't sit well with Jacob. He found his carelessness no longer an attractive trait and guilt urged him to keep their dangerously unruly child over handing him over to the authorities.

His crimes to humanity came to light when a business partner of his reported him to the authorities, which would've earned him life in prison if he didn't flee the country before the government could sentence him. Stan's fate was said to be life-long confinement or death, as he's a registered danger to humanity.

Despite all this, Jacob didn't lose his fascination with superhumans and had at least three more children after Liol came to live with him, though these were artificially made with Stan's DNA and the last one forcefully created for the estranged business partner that ratted him out.

Jacob has 629 children in total, all with their own powers and/or deformities. He'd sometimes meet up with a few, but in general has no relationship with his offspring, especially after fleeing Russia. His responsibility doesn't extend further than paying child support to their respective mother.

Jacob is a chubby man with dark-grey hair, stretched earlobes from a time he wore plugs, drawn-out eyebrows, and black eyes. Despite his punk background, he likes Hawaiian blouses, but nothing he wears seems the right size for him.

## Trivia

* Liol and Stan weren't planned to have romantic interest in each other, since the original characters don't share that kind of relationship;
	+ Their eventual separation also wasn't planned, but written to rectify the former change.