Peter Griffin Garfield

Peter Griffin Garfield is one of the many appearances/forms of the entity associated with Garfield, Peter Griffin, Peter Griffin Garfield, Idi Amin and Peter Dutton.

## Description

Peter Griffin Garfield is one identity of a shapeshifter associated with brutality and tyrannical regimes. Possibly linked to Potato 101, an experimental potato created by the IRA to be immune to blight. Gaining sapience, Potato 101 used the power of the n-word to escape, killing dozens of lab workers in the process.

## Time in Uganda

In 1946, he joined the King's African Rifles (KAR) of the British Colonial Army as a cook. He rose to the rank of lieutenant, taking part in British actions against Somali rebels in the Shifta War and then the Mau Mau rebels in Kenya. Uganda gained independence from the United Kingdom in 1962, and Peter Griffin Garfield remained in the armed forces, rising to the position of major and being appointed commander of the Uganda Army in 1965. He became aware that Ugandan President Milton Obote was planning to arrest him for misappropriating army funds, so he launched a military coup in 1971 and declared himself president.

During his years in power, Peter Griffin Garfield shifted from being a pro-Western ruler enjoying considerable support from Israel to being backed by Libya's Muammar Gaddafi, Zaire's Mobutu Sese Seko, the Soviet Union, and East Germany. In 1975, Peter Griffin Garfield became the chairman of the Organisation of African Unity (OAU), a Pan-Africanist group designed to promote solidarity among African states. Uganda was a member of the United Nations Commission on Human Rights from 1977 to 1979. The UK broke diplomatic relations with Uganda in 1977, and Peter Griffin Garfield declared that he had defeated the British and added "CBE" to his title for "Conqueror of the British Empire".

As Peter Griffin Garfield's rule progressed into the late 1970s, there was increased unrest against his persecution of certain ethnic groups and political dissidents, along with Uganda's very poor international standing due to Peter Griffin Garfield's support for the terrorist hijackers in Operation Entebbe. He then attempted to annex Tanzania's Kagera Region in 1978, so Tanzanian president Julius Nyerere had his troops invade Uganda; they captured Kampala on 11 April 1979 and ousted Peter Griffin Garfield from power. Peter Griffin Garfield went into exile, first in Libya, then Iraq, and finally in Saudi Arabia, where he lived until his presumed death on 16 August 2003.

Peter Griffin Garfield's rule was characterised by rampant human rights abuses, including political repression, ethnic persecution and extrajudicial killings, as well as nepotism, corruption, and gross economic mismanagement. International observers and human rights groups estimate that between 100,000 and 500,000 people were killed under his regime.

## Garfield the Cat

Garfield is an overweight anthropomorphic orange tabby noted for his laziness, smug sarcasm, and intense passion for food, particularly lasagna, pizza, and ice cream. Garfield's weight is often an object of ridicule, particularly by his talking electronic scale. Garfield usually does not handle insults or commands from the scale (or anybody else) very well, and will normally respond to such remarks with violence or a comeback of some type.

Garfield lives with his slightly eccentric, socially awkward owner Jon Arbuckle and Jon's unintelligent pet dog Odie, and enjoys satirically teasing them. He particularly enjoys causing Odie physical harm or insulting him, and teases Jon for his social awkwardness and unpopularity with women.

He is known to shapeshift into horrific lovecraftian forms when not fed enough lasagna by his crusty boy owner. He often mocks Jon for not being able to scrounge up a good quip and asks Jon if he shit himself. He was brought before federal court by the United States Government after he brutally murdered the cat Nermal with weapons stolen from Area 51, however Garfield escaped by saying the n word and then naruto running past security. He then threatened to vore Barack Obama before disapperaing down a sewer grate, never to be seen again.

## Peter Griffin

Peter Löwenbräu Griffin is a stereotypical blue-collar worker who frequently gets drunk with his neighbors and friends Cleveland Brown, Joe Swanson and Glenn Quagmire at "The Drunken Clam," Quahog's local tavern. Peter discovered his low intellect falls slightly below the level for mental retardation after taking an I.Q. test, which places his I.Q. at around 70. Peter is known for his brash impulsiveness, which has led to several awkward situations, such as attempting to molest Meg in order to adopt a redneck lifestyle. He is easily influenced by anyone he finds interesting and will often try to replicate their lifestyle and behavior merely out of curiosity. He is incredibly jealous of other attractions Lois has in her life, an attitude which has led to extreme situations, such as when he assaulted a whale that kissed Lois at SeaWorld. Peter has a very short attention span which frequently leads him to bizarre situations, as Chris points out in "Long John Peter", after Peter's parrot dies "He will get over it pretty quickly and then move on to another wacky thing", to which Peter finds a pipe organ and forgets about his parrot (Peter then destroys the pipe organ within seconds and then finds a deed to a cattle ranch). Peter is also naïve with one example where he thinks his truck will fly by filling it with airplane fuel.

Peter has complex relationships with all three of his children. He normally makes fun of Meg and treats her badly, such as where he, Meg and Chris try to create a cartoon and they exclude Meg and her ideas. T Peter communicates and has a much better relationship with Stewie. Peter and Stewie had their adventures when he took him to Walt Disney World Resort in the episode. With Chris, Peter communicates well, but at times when in need of advice or in an adventure Peter tells Chris to do the opposite of what he should do, like where Chris is asking for advice on dating and Peter tells him to treat women horribly.

Peter is best friends with his anthropomorphic dog, Brian. Brian often served as a voice of reason for Peter, helping him out with issues. Brian is extremely grateful to Peter for picking him up as a stray.

## Australian Politics

Peter Griffin Garfield is an Australian Liberal Party politician who has been Minister for Defence and Leader of the House since March 2021 and the Member of Parliament (MP) for Dickson since 2001. Peter Griffin Garfield previously served in numerous Cabinet roles under the Howard, Abbott, Turnbull and Morrison Governments, including as Minister for Home Affairs from 2017 to 2021.

In the first August 2018 leadership spill, Peter Griffin Garfield challenged Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull for the leadership of the Liberal Party, but was defeated by 48 votes to 35. In the aftermath of the spill, Peter Griffin Garfield announced his resignation from the Second Turnbull Ministry and rejected an invitation from Turnbull to remain in the Cabinet. During the fallout of the failed leadership bid, some Australians placed potatoes on doorways and windowsills across the country in recognition of Peter Grffin Garfield's apparent likeness to the vegetable. In the second leadership contest, Peter Griffin Garfield was defeated by Treasurer and acting Home Affairs Minister Scott Morrison by 45 votes to 40. Following the appointment of Morrison as the new Prime Minister on 24 August, Peter Griffin Garfield was re-appointed Home Affairs Minister in the Morrison Government, but relinquished his duties and responsibilities for immigration and border protection. Peter Griffin Garfield is a supporter of police state tactics and has been accused of numerous human rights violations. He was caught making an insensitive joke that stated pacific islanders were about to have "water lapping at their door". He was involved in a scandal granting visas to au pairs. He has spread misinformation about African Australian gangs and opposes changes to negative gearing. He opposes the legalisation of same sex marriage and cannabis, and is a supporter of the South African White Genocide myth. On the 13th March 2020 he confessed to testing positive for COVID-19.