Pesron's Addiction/Transcript

The episode starts with Pesron walking into Krusty’s house. Krusty is sitting on his couch, eating chips and watching *The Joe Show!*

**Pesron:** Hey, Uh, Dude. It's Nice and Sunny Outside, You Might Wanna Go Outside!

**Krusty:** (with his mouth full) Pesron, Really, I recall you saying the same thing to me.

**Pesron:** When?

**F L A S H B A C K**

**Krusty:** Hey, Pesron, It's Nice and Sunny Outside, You might wanna join me?

**Pesron:** (With Eyes Wide Open and Staring at his Computer while eating)

**Krusty:** \*Sigh\*

**E N D F L A S H B A C K**

**Krusty:** I dare you to Exercise!

**Pesron:** No.

**Krusty:** How about this: If you exercise, I give you $100, but if you don’t exercise, you must give me $100.

**Pesron:** That doesn't really work for me. Make it $500, please!

**Krusty:** Grrr, I'll be Right Back...

(Running out of the House and Go's in to Carmine Spina's House)

**Krusty:** Carmine, I'm in need of your Financial Support.

**Carmine:** Sure, Sure, Here's $1000.

**Krusty:** Uh, Thanks?

(Runs Back to his House)

**Krusty:** I'll give you $1000 if you exercise!

**Pesron:** Deal. (runs to the gym)

*(At the Gym...)*

Jrbttte: Who are you?

**Pesron:** Le Random Pesron III.

**Jrbttte:** Why are you here?

**Pesron:** To exercise, duh.

**Jrbttte:** Okay.

Montage of Pesron exercising with the montage music from The Amazing World of Gumball: The Diet playing in the background.

**Jrbttte:** I think you’re ready.

**Pesron:** Ready for what?

**Jrbttte:** Wait, you weren’t training for a fight or anything?

**Pesron: (walking out of the gym) Nope.**

**Jrbttte:** Then why were you exercising?

**Pesron: I was only doing it for a thousand bucks.**

**Jrbttte:** (voice gets quieter and quieter because Pesron is leaving the gym) We went through all that training for nothing? WHY, WHY, W- (Pesron exits the gym)

Back at Krusty’s house…

**Pesron:** (breaks the door down) Pay up.

**Krusty:** Ugh, fine. (gives Pesron $1,000)

**Pesron:** What am I going to do with this money?

**Krusty:** Buy more pizza boxes and a Netflix subscription? (laughs)

**Pesron:** One, I already have a Netflix subscription, and two, I don’t like pizza.

**Krusty:** …By the way, why were you gone so long?

**Pesron:** What do you mean? I was only gone for a minute.

**Krusty:** (shows Pesron the current year’s calendar)

Pesron: 2031?!?!?! I was gone for ages!

Krusty: At least you have muscles on your muscles.

Pesron: Yeah, I guess that is pretty great.

Krusty: And you have muscles on your eyeballs.

Pesron: Ew, please don’t talk about my muscles anymore. I’m going to go talk to TwoBrains.

**Krusty: Okay.**

At TwoBrain’s house…

TwoBrains: Hey, Pesron.

Pesron: H-h-h-ell-l-l-o.

TwoBrains: Is everything okay?

Pesron: Well, I-I-I-

TwoBrains: Pesron, talk like a normal pesron please.

Pesron: (silence) (walks out of TwoBrain’s house and starts exercising again) (unintentionally runs to Krusty’s place) (karate-chops Krusty’s door down on accident) HI-YA! Oops, sorry.

Krusty: It’s fine. My grandparents saw 10 doors on sale for 50 bucks at the supermarket, and just had to buy them and give ‘em to us. (puts in another door)

Pesron: I just had an awkward conversation with TwoBrains.

Krusty: Huh, why?

Pesron: I don’t know. I’m going to eat right now. (goes to Krusty’s kitchen)

Pen: (walks in the door) Hey, Krusty. Pesron.

Krusty and Pesron: Hey, Pen.

Pesron: Time to eat some delicious macaroni.

Krusty: Wait a minute, THAT’S MY MACARONI!

Pen: (shakes head horizontally at Pesron)

Pesron: (uses awesome dodging skills to avoid Krusty from hitting him) Okay, time to eat. (he tries to eat it, but fails multiple times, and eventually starts exercising again) (runs out the door)

Pen: What was that?

Krusty: An energetic psychopath that just broke down my door again.

Pesron: What is happening to me? I need to make some music to calm myself down.

At Pesron’s piano…

Pesron: Perfect music. Okay, let's take it from the top. (karate chops piano) Crap. (starts running again, but this time destroys the neighborhood)

Krusty: (walking in the park) Ahh, such a beautiful day. (karate chopping noises in the background) What is that noise?

Pesron: (runs by Krusty) No time to explain, my exercising addiction has taken full control of me.

Krusty: Who made you this way again?

Pesron: My exercise trainer, I think his name was Jrbttte.

Krusty: We need to take you to him. Maybe he can get you fat again.

Pesron: I don’t want to be fat.

Krusty: It’s the only way.

Pesron: NOOOOOOOO!.....

At the gym…

Krusty: Umm, you trained Pesron a bit too well. Did you know that?

Jrbttte: HOW WOULD I NOT KNOW? HE DESTROYED MY GYM!

Krusty: Can you untrain him?

Jrbttte: Yes, I can.

Montage of Pesron sitting on a couch, watching TV and eating food.

Jrbttte: There we go. Bad as new.

Pesron: (food in mouth) Thanks.