Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 26: 1993 Tyson Holly Farms 400

The 1993 Tyson Holly Farms 400. Jeff Gorvette sadly was involved in a crash on the first lap thanks to Thomas Freaking Tanrev making contact win him and taking out 6 other cars including Thomas and Jeff theirselvs.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: Only 4 races until the end of the season.

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I'm looking for a pole and a win!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: I have to get from 16th to 1st!

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan gets a great start holding the lead on turn 1! Meanwhile, Murray Clutchburn is right behind his tail!

Ned Carrett: And they would fight for the lead!

Ernie Swervan: I must keep this lead!

Murray Clutchburn: NOT THIS TIME! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Pinkie: And Murray Clutchburn passes Ernie Swervan for the lead!

Thomas Tanrev: I think I'm clear!

(Suddenly, Thomas Tanrev makes contact with Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: TROBLE ON TURN 3! THOMAS TANREV MAKES CONTACT WITH JEFF GORVETE AND TAKES OUT 4, 5 CARS!

Jeff Gorvette: (bawls) I CRASHED ON THIS FIRSTLAP BECAUSE OF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU STDUPID FREAKING THOMAS TANREV!

Thomas Tanrev: I'm sorry rookie!

Ken Squier: Murray Clutchburn leads lap number 1!

(lap 239)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace still blocking Dale Earnhardt!

Dale Earnhardt: TIME TO INTIMINATE YOU, RUSTY! (intiminates Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: Ugh!

Dale Earnhardt: You can't stop me now mean blue car!

Rusty Wallace: I'll show you!

Ned Carrett: And Dale Earnhardt takes the lead from Rusty Wallace!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt leads lap 239!

(lap 293)

Dale Earnhardt: I wish no one is passing me! Especialy mean ones!

Cal Weathers: I'm not a mean racer! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt: I have to chase him!

Ken Squier: Cal Weathers leads lap 293! It's lap 294 and Cal Weathers is still in the lead! If he wins this race, his fauther, The King would be proud with another win this season!

The King: Come on, my son! I know you can win this!

Dale Earnhardt: Time to get back in the lead! (passes Cal Weathers)

Ned Carrett: Oh and Dale Earnhardt passes him back!

The King: You have to chase him back, Cal!

Cal Weathers: Ok! I have to win for you, dad!

Ned Carrett: Cal Weathers tries to pass Earnhardt, but I don't think he's gonna make it!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt leads lap number 293!

(lap 299)

Rusty Wallace: (passes Cal Weathers) I'LL SHOW THAT STUPID DALE EARNHARDT AGAIN!

GM Goodwrech crew cheif: Look! Behind you, Dale!

Dale Earnhardt: Oh no! That mean blue car!

Rusty Wallace: NO TIME FOR THE LEAD NOW! HA HA HA! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt: NO! IT CAN'T BE!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 299!

(finish)

Ken Squier: AND RUSTY WALLACE PUTS A MASSIVE BLOCK ON DALE EARNHARDT TO WIN AT NORTH WIKESBORO!

Spike: YEAH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rusty Wallace: Ha, ha, ha!

Dale Earnhardt: HOW DARE!

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, Dale! I was involved in a crash on the first lap due to stupid Thomas Tanrev making contact with be and taking out a bunch of racers!

Dale Earnhardt: You mean he accedently started the crash?

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah!

Dale Earnhardt: You know what's unhappy about me? I lost due to the stupid blue car!

Jeff Gorvette: Rusty Wallace?

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! He's like my rival, Eugene Carburaski!

Jeff Gorvette: I want to get my first win!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe next race!