Episode 8: Shad

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

*This page is about Episode 8 of Khonjin House, **Shad**. For Episode 5 of of Khonjin Takes A Break, see **Shoes**.*

### Upload Date

February 19, 2015 (Original)
December 30, 2017 (Reupload)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Shad**" is the 8th episode of the first season of *Khonjin House*, and the 8th episode overall.

## Plot

Two random men are inexplicably fucking in Khonjin's living room. Dumbass's cop twin comes in to resolve the situation by selling them Big Dildos™. A few satisfied customers give testimonials explaining why they should buy the dildos. Connor's friend Shadowfox02 makes a voice cameo as Curtis Seinfeld, Clinical Driller Technologist. The cop interrupts his testimonial to shoot him dead and call for backup. Shadowfox wins Greatest Voice Performance of 2015.

## Post-Purge Changes

* Some of the words (both cursing and non-cursing) are bleeped, with some bleeps not even fully muting the original dialogue
* The two gay men fucking are censored with a black bar, which is removed after Khonjin says "it's not censored or anything" (likely for the sake of perserving the joke).
* After the black bar is removed, black boxes cover the faces of both men.
* Shadowfox's name is censored at the end of the episode as "Shadowf\*\*\*".

## End Card

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## Characters

* Khonjin
* Ass Fuckers incl. Richard Hook
* Dumbass
* Althea Stalingrad
* Velmog Dink
* Driller Technologist aka Curtis Seinfeld

## Credits

* Cop voiced by Vincent Crampton
* Velmog voiced by Michelle Louis
* Driller Technologist voiced by Shadowfox02
* Big Dildos created by Bobby Childs
* Music from The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker

## Trivia

* The Big Dildos™ Facebook page was created by Bobby Childs.
* The Big Dildos™ Facebook page is currently not available.
* Shad was originally taken down on March 22, 2017, for violating YouTube's policy on nudity and sexual content, the video was later reuploaded before being struck down a second time.
	+ On December 30, 2017, Shad would be replaced with a nine second long video with the text "youtube hates gay people so they deleted episode 8 but fortunately ya bois gonna hook u tha fuc up wit a link to the episode so that you can still view it and you best believe that shit is in the description” with a Dropbox link to the episode in the description. This version of Shad would later be deleted as part of The Purge, being replaced with a censored version of the original episode.
		- Later on June 25, 2023, the post-purge version of Shad was taken down due to the same violations of YouTube's upload policy.

## Quotes

> "You got two large men in your living room. And they clearly don't know ANYTHING about very large dildos." -Dumbass
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> "One size is all you'll ever need, and for only 14 installments of your gaping asshole, it's a steal of a deal!" -Richard Hook
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> "And the award for Greatest Voice Performance of 2015 goes to... Shadowf\*x I knew it!" -Khonjin
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## Gallery

*Screenshot of the Big Dildos Facebook Page**Screenshot of the Big Dildos Facebook Page**Replacement video on YouTube after the original was flagged*
## References

1. ↑ Page Not Found - Facebook. https://web.archive.org/web/20210104073419if\_/https://www.facebook.com/oldbigdildos
2. ↑ The Fall of Man, 2017, Oil on Canvas - official-gay-spaghetti-chef.tumblr.com