Jake

**Jake** (Full Name: Jacob Austin Horner) is the Main Protagonist in the Comedy Garbage web Series, portrayed by Nicolas AVO, the creator of the show.

## Jake

I mean, I have lettuce- Jake's first spoken words

## Basic Information

### Aliases

* Bitch (By Jim)
* Jackass (By Jim)
* Wimp (By Jack)
* Meth Addict (By Jim)
* Fucknut (By Jim)
* Corpsefucker (By Jim)
* Asshole (By Jim)

### Rescidence

255 Grey Farland Lane, Cliff Mountain, New Mexico, USA

### Likes

* The Jackass Series
* Robin Williams
* Methamphetamine
* Taking place in neighborhood riots
* Guns
* His Shotgun
* Jim (As a Brother)
* Fooling Satan

### Dislikes

* Jim (Sometimes)
* Loosing the riots
* People talking about the Sinaloa Cartel
* Critisism
* Satan

## Personal Information

### Weapons

* Modified Shotgun
* Pistol
* Shepard Sling

## Series information

### Debut

* The Potato Chip Shortage
* (Comedy Garbage) Pilot

In most episodes we see him go about his daily life, but sometimes it goes insane, he once spent an entire episode talking about his shotgun for 89 seconds straight, non-stop, he knows a lot about weapons and is considered the man of the house.

His previously worked as a mercenary for Ukraine in order to provide for his family, he was highly paid, which made him a millionaire.

## Physical Appearance

Jake is a tall, slim, and mobile-kind of guy.

He has a light brown skin with hazelnut hair, his eyes are brown and usually wears a white T-Shirt and pants, his arms are thin and his body gets slimmer from his chest to his feet. His hair is usually short and flat, and also has a scarred eyebrow and small lips.

## Personality

Jake is a bombastic, energetic and goofy person, and also being a generally chaotic guy, he loves his shotgun and doesn't doubt to use it, even when he went on a 45 kill-streak, he wasn't empathetic, he is a very sadistic person.

He is also the man in charge of the house, even with it's residents (Jack, Ben and Jim), he decides wether he wants to sell the house or not. However, despite his enthusiastic and positive energy, he is a cold and ruthless killer, considering everything that was said about him, many people in the neighborhood respect him.

He also has sexual neutrality and has no love interest, and appreciates his city's modern ambience and economic prosperity compared to the rest of the state of New Mexico. Generally, he can be very masochistic and loves to have nightmares, and is a very questionable guy.

Underneath Jake's sadistic and unsympathetic nature, he truly does care about his residents and always wants to protect them, and is even willing to call to arms to his neighbors to rebel against their oppressors, Jake doesn't usually show his feelings, but when other people talk to him about their feelings, he is very attentive and comforting, despite his usual self-centered nature.

Jake is extremely protective of Jim, his twin brother, considering he lost most of his family while in Mexico, Jake has remorse for the Sinaloa Cartel, who mistreated and abused his family, killed his father, whipped his brother with a leather whip, and beated his mother to death. Only this was the result of Jake being extremely protective and selfless for his family.

Jake also never wants to talk about his past, where he suffered so much to try and provide for his family despite entering in the drug business, he always had good intentions entering a life of crime.

## Background

Jake comes from a poor Mexican-American family, and moved to the United States for a better financial future.

His father was apparently part of the Del Toro Cartel as a money launderer to provide for his family, and once he was killed, him and his brother and mother were forced to work as drug distributors for the cartel.

Jake and his family were mistreated, abused, pushed around, and assaulted multiple times by cartel members, but they weren't the only people who were enslaved in the cartel, multiple other families (mostly from Mexico) were abused, and sometimes even killed.

At age 11, Jake stole a pistol and killed one of his landlords, allowing for his family's escape, and his mother set them up in Albuquerque for their safety, and 2 days after, she disappeared she was later presumed dead.

Jake was always traumatized and regretful about what he did to the landowner.

Though he has unknown parents, he and his brother became fully independent at the age of 13 and left Albuquerque to move to Alamogordo, but left again due to the unfavorable weather conditions before finally settling in Cliff Mountain, an old, economically rich and affordable city, with it's modern and developed ambience.

## Crimes

Despite having the smallest record out of the entire show, his list is still considerable, these are his crimes ordered from least bad to horrible.

1. Assaulting a U.S. Air Force Pilot
2. Stealing a multi-million dollar plane and crashing it into Yosemite Park
3. Drug Manufacturing and Distribution
4. Money Laundering
5. Cartel Leader
6. Stealing from a person in a wheel chair.
7. Torture
8. 45 murder spree (As a Mercenary)
9. 67 murder spree (As a Civilian)
10. Death threats
11. Forced Labor
12. Homemade weapons
13. Using those homemade weapons to kill.
14. Piss
15. Outplaying satan for over 8 times
16. Raping Corpses
17. Decapitating heads