Timeline Part 2: Ancient History(3,000 B.C.E.-801 B.C.E.)

Events from 3,000 B.C.E. to 801 B.C.E.

Notable highlights include Moses and the story of Exodus, most of the Bible stories and the Trojan War.

## **3,000 B.C.E.-2,500 B.C.E.**

### **3,000 B.C.E.**

The Mutant En Sabah Nur (later known as Apocalypse) is born and at some pint as a young boy telekinetically assembles the pyramids in ancient Egypt under the orders of King Menephtre(*X-Men: Days of Future Past*).

Demon Queen Bansheera takes over and rules a large portion of the Earth, but is sealed along with her minions by a powerful warlock (*Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue*).

Encouraged by Omoroca, and a time-traveling SG-1, Another Human society in Egypt (referred to as the Tau'ri) rebel against Goa'uld domination like Mathayus's rebellion before them, driving them off, and bury the Alpha Stargate near what is now Giza, Egypt once they are absorbed into the Egyptian Empire (*Stargate SG-1*). Ra bans literacy among his slaves to prevent further rebellions (*Stargate*).

The Osirians (who have taken a more benevolent role than the Goa'Ulds and now help the Egyptians at the insistence of the Egyptian Gods) imprison Sutekh on Mars, and inspire Egyptian civilization further (*Doctor Who*).

Surviving refugees from planet Denzi arrive on Earth in Denzi Land, with only Denzi Dog IC remaining in case the Vader Clan, the ones who destroyed Denzi, attack Earth (*Denshi Sentai Denziman*).

In Polly Spark's altered version of history, Sock-Bot gets the ancient Babylonians to make the world's first sausages out of old socks. Also, Roland Road-Bot gives steering wheels to the ancient Sumerians so that the world's first wheel can be a steering wheel. History is restored (*JumpStart Adventures 3rd Grade: Mystery Mountain*).

Approximate date that the Crimson Dragon seals the Earthbound Immortals in the Nazca Lines, where a group of Decepticons are also sealed (*Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's*)(the events involving Pharoah Atem from *Yu-Gi-Oh* do not happen at this time as it contradicts when Paroah Atem ruled in other sources).

The Sodan, the elite Jaffa command force of the Goa'uld Ishkur, rebel against him after determining that he is a false god. Ishkur brands the Sodan traitors and they are forced to flee as they are hopelessly outnumbered by loyal Jaffa. They search for Kheb, where they hope to ascend, but are unable to find it. The Sodan eventually settle on P9G-844. They are able to remain hidden from the rest of the galaxy until they are discovered by SG-1 in 2005. (*Stargate SG-1*).

The first Dalek visits Earth but is imprisoned under the Sphnix by the Osirans (*Doctor Who*).

### **c. 2,990 B.C.E.**

Iihiko Shishime defeats Najimi Ajimu in battle, becoming a main character. At the time that he would have died, Shiranui Village gives him the ability to reincarnate into the villagers, who keep his legend alive (*Medaka Box*).

### **2,988 B.C.E.**

Malekith, leader of the Dark Elves, tries to destroy the Nine Worlds using the Aether while the Convergence is active. He is stopped by Asgardians led by Bor, who seals the Aether away while Malekith puts himself into a 5,000 year sleep (*Marvel Cinematic Universe*).

### **2,983 BCE**

In Egypt, King Menephtre has a child with his second wife, naming him his successor. Ahmanet kills Menephtre and the baby in an attempt to seize power, but she is discovered performing a Dark ritual and imprisoned in a tomb. As a result Egypt has no ruler until the arrival of Nathaniel Richards, who takes control of the power vacuum (*The Mummy 2017).*

### **2,980 B.C.E.**

Construction on the Great Tower of Babel in Mesopotamia begins. It is halted when an angel causes its workers to speak in different languages(*The Bible*).

### **2,952-2,836 B.C.E.**

Reign of Fu Xi. China's first mortal ruler. Fu Xi unites several loose states into what becomes China.

### **2,951 B.C.E.**

Birth of Noah to Lamech and an unknown mother(*Book of Genesis*).

### **C.2,950 B.C.E.**

The time traveler Nathaniel Richards arrives in Egypt and establishes himself as Pharaoh Rama Tut. A young man, the First Mutant, named En Sabah Nur steals his technology and attempts to overthrow him. Richards escapes back to his time and Rama Tut's advisor Ozymandias swears loyalty to En Sabah Nur. The Egyptians however overthrow him during a time while he is hibernating, believing that his technology is alien and remembering the Goa’Ulds tyranny. He remains dormant for centuries. Ozymandias, who played a part in the betrayal, becomes Pharaoh( *Marvel Comics*).

Mr. Am, a wise Arisian and agent of the Elder Council, arrives to help mortal humans fight against the Archdevils' clients. He founds a number of monasteries to train people in the esoteric arts(*The Jewel in the Crown*).

### **c. 2,900 B.C.E.**

The city of Shuruppak is flooded (Real Life) and a prince of the city, named Ziusudra or Atrahasis, builds a ship called the *Preserver of Life* to weather out the storm for seven days until it ceases. Atrahasis is then renamed Utnapishtim (*The Epic of Gilgamesh*, the *Atrahasis Epic*).

### **2,886 B.C.E.**

Establishment of the Jedi Assembly in the Andromeda Galaxy(*Star Wars*).

### **C. 2,800 B.C.E.**

Reign of the Egyptian pharaoh Peribsen, who had some sort of sinister association with the evil god Set. When Peribsen dies, he leaves behind a tomb containing artifacts capable of unleashing Set's fearsome powers (*The ClueFinders 4th Grade Adventures*).

### **2,794 B.C.E.**

Aroden raises the Starstone from the Inner Sea and becomes a god. He then founds the city of Absalom, starting the Absalom Reckoning calendar (1 AR) (*Pathfinder*).

### **2,786 B.C.E.**

The Mondoshawans hide the ultimate weapon in Egypt on Earth(*The Fifth Element*).

### **2,770 B.C.E.**

Tammuz (or Dumuzi), son of the god Enki, lives as a shepherd until he is slain by vicious demons. His lover Inanna travels to the Underworld to retrieve him (*Sumerian mythlogy*).

### **2762 B.C.E.**

Death of Kenan (*Book of Genesis*).

The Bronze Age begins on Almea, outside of the areas conquered by the ktuvoks. King Begoŋitera of Yenine conquers the kingdom of Saiśi (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,740 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, King Nanuŋitera of Yenine conquers the kingdom of Na:nyanok (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,726 B.C.E.**

King Nanuŋitera promulgates the first written code of laws on Almea, the Canons of Respect. He also orders the scholars of Yenine to devise a new writing system for use in his new empire to replace the three divergent scripts of the previous kingdoms, known as the Old Syllabary (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,717 B.C.E.**

Death of Mahalalel (*Book of Genesis*)

Birth of Ejuk in Uruk. (*Buffy the Vampire Slayer*)

### **2,700 B.C.E.**

Approximate date that Ejuk becomes the Slayer. In this year, her watcher is killed by time-travelling assassins. (*Buffy the Vampire Slayer*)

### **2,698 B.C.E.**

Huang Di becomes the first Emperor of China and fights back an invasion of the Mirror People (*Chinese mythology*).

### **2,691 B.C.E.**

Birth of Uros in Egypt. He would grow up to become a Pharaoh (*Darkstalkers*).

### **2,664 B.C.E.**

Birth of Anakaris to Pharaoh Uros of Egypt (*Darkstalkers*).

### **2,652 B.C.E.**

Death of Pharaoh Uros. His eldest son Anakaris succeeds him on the throne. He is only 12-years-old. (*Darkstalkers*)

### **2,650 B.C.E.**

Anakaris starts construction of his own pyramid (*Darkstalkers*).

The First Doctor and his companion Steven Taylor battle the Daleks and the Meddling Monk in ancient Egypt.(*Doctor Who*).

### **2,634 B.C.E.**

Anakaris finishes the construction of his pyramid. 60 million people worked on it, and 3,133 people became pillars. (*Darkstalkers*)

### **2,633 B.C.E.**

Anakaris dies in battle while fighting foreign invaders. His body is taken to his pyramid and placed into a revival chamber (*Darkstalkers*).

### **2,630 B.C.E.**

Anakaris revives as a mummy. He proceeds to rescue his kingdom from the invaders (*Darkstalkers*).

### **2,629 B.C.E.**

Anakaris leads a counter-attack into the land of the foreign invaders, successfully annexing it into his own realm. He then travels into the future and learns of the downfall of his kingdom. When he returns to his own time, he moves his kingdom underground and into another dimension so that it may be free of the wars of Earth (*Darkstalkers*).

### **2,613 B.C.E.**

Reign of the corrupt pharaoh Nephren-Ka, worshiper of Nyarlathotep, in Egypt, who briefly usurps control. He is overthrown and his name is erased from history.

### **2,600 B.C.E.**

Approximate reign of Gilgamesh, King of Uruk. (*The Epic of Gilgamesh* and Real Life Archeology). Gilgamesh, King of Uruk, and his friend Enkidu fight the Hubaba in the nearby Cedar Forest. After Enkidu dies, Gilgamesh goes in a search of a plant said to give immortality.

### **2,591 B.C.E.**

Banba, who may be a daughter of Cain, arrives on Ireland with 150 women and three men (*Book of Druimm Snechta*).

### **2,560 B.C.E.**

Thubanian invaders commission the building of a device within a pyramid to steal Earth's rotational energy, but get lazy and forget how they planned on doing it partway through construction, leaving it to be used as a mausoleum instead (*Futurama*).

Peabody and Sherman help the pharaoh Cheops (Also known as Khufu) build the Great Pyramid, despite the pranks of his evil five-year-old nephew Ahmet-Fez. (*Rocky and Bullwinkle*).(Date is estimate of when the Great Pyramid was built in real life assuming it was not among the ones built by En Sabah Nur). Construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza(*Real Life*).

Federation anthropologists from 2769 travel back in time to observe the construction of the Great Pyramid at Giza, using the proper procedures set forth in the Temporal Accord (*Star Trek: Enterprise*).

### **2,551 B.C.E.**

Banba and her followers are wiped out by a plague (*Book of Druimm Snechta*).

### **2,537 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the approximate date that Lerīmanio makes First Contact with the ilii, and is taught monotheism (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,533 B.C.E.**

عائشة is born. Beautiful and intelligent, she leads her father’s people to victory in battle, but earns only the jealousy of other women and the lust of men. Eventually she is driven away and goes into hiding along with her tutor, an Egyptian priest.  The two travel the ancient world before eventually returning to Egypt, where عائشة swears an oath of celibacy and service to Isis. Shortly thereafter, she meets a Greek soldier of fortune, Kallikrates, who, inspired by عائشة , also takes an oath to serve Isis.  At some point after this, عائشة is inspired to rebuild Isis’s cult and usher in a new Golden Age. She is led to the hidden kingdom of Kôr, where she reunites with her former tutor, who has been guarding the Flame of Eternal Life.  Returning to Egypt she is mocked by the Pharaoh’s daughter and in a fit of pique, breaks her oath and bathes in the Flame of Eternal Life.  However, when she finally confesses to Kallikratess that she loves him, he rejects her and in a fit of rage عائشة murders him, leaving her to grieve at her actions and unable to die. Fleeing Egypt she returns to Kôr and becomes its queen. Discovering she is the reincarnation of the vampire Queen Akasha (*She*).

### **2,530 B.C.E.**

Pharaoh Khafre is buried in one of the Great Pyramids of Giza with the mystic Blue Scarab gem, which enables him to come back as an undead being (*DC Comics*).

### **2,515 B.C.E.**

Beginning of the invasion of Eretald by the Cuzeians on the planet Almea. The Cuzeian clan of King Inibē conquers Metayu and proclaims himself a god (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,501 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the invasion of Eretald continues. The Cuzeian clan of Lēivio founds the kingdom of Cayenas (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

## **2,499 B.C.E.-2,000 B.C.E.**

### **2,497 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the invasion of Eretald continues. The Cuzeian clan of Voricêlias founds the kingdom of Sūās (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,492 B.C.E.**

Haik defeats the tyrannical titan Bel and leads his people out of Assyria into Armenia, establishing the Armenian nation (*Armenian mythology*).

On the planet Almea, the invasion of Eretald continues. The Cuzeian clan of Calēsias founds the kingdom of Eleisa (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,470 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the kingdom of Yenine is conquered by the Inbamumakei barbarians, who assimilate to the native culture and become the new elite (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,465 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Līxiruitas son of Lēivio conquers the Met’aiun refuge of Tevarē (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,463 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Cayenas is conquered by the Central barbarians (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **After 2,451 B.C.E.**

Birth of Shem, Ham, and Japheth to Noah and an unnamed mother (*Book of Genesis*).

### **2,426 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Okiami, the last mainland Met’aiun kingdom, is conquered by King Xrāticūnas of Clan Inibē and renamed Nayas (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,420 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the kingdom of Davur falls, and the refugees flee to the island of Kebri and reestablish their kingdom there (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,402 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, King Ximāuro of Eleisa marries Queen Oleniōre of Tevarē, uniting their realms into the kingdom of Cuzei. The Ezičimi, who are the ruling class of the Inbamumakei, conquer the Xengi delta, and the Wede:i retake the middle of the river (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,357 B.C.E.**

The Cuzeian script, a true alphabet, is developed on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **Before 2,351 B.C.E.**

Having time-traveled from the late 20th century (C.1980s), Derek, Margo, and Moki arrive in the Land of Nod sometime before the flood. There, a storyteller shares with them the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. (*The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible*)

### **2,351 B.C.E.**

**August 17:** 40 days before the flood, Cessair, granddaughter of Noah, arrives in Ireland with 50 women and three men (*Book of Invasions*).

Death of Methuselah (*Book of Genesis*).

**September 26:** God decides to kill everybody on Earth with a flood and start again. God causes the Flood along with the Native American Wizard Wisejak, the Sumerian deity Gozer, the Jarhanpurian Rama Khan (*Supergirl (2015)*) and Death(*Supernatural*). Death goes back into his coffin afterwards. God spares several individuals by telling them to build arks and take two(or in some cases 14) of every animal, including Deucalion, Noah, and Dardanus survive the Great Deluge afloat on arks laden with two or in some cases more of every animal. In modern-day India, Manu, instructed by Matsya, the fish Avatar of Vishnu, builds a boat to protect the seeds of life for the Indian subcontinent. The Aztecs Nota and Nena, advised by the god Titlachahuan, survive by waiting out the flood in a hollowed-out cypress tree. 20th century time-travelers Derek, Margo, and Moki help out and accompany Noah's family on the ark. (*The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible*) After 40 days of flood, the Earth is repopulated from rocks by Deucalion, clay by Fu Xi and Nüwa, and by several deities. (*The Bible*, Greek Mythology, *Epic of Gilgamesh*, Chinese Mythology, Indian/Hindu Mythology, Aztec Mythology, *Book of Genesis*)

Cessair and her companions are killed in the Flood except for Cessair's husband, Fintan, who is turned into a salmon (*Book of Invasions*).

Many North American tribes are created (*Native American Mythology*).

Atlantis, as the home of Poseidon himself, is spared (*Greek Mythology*).

Atlantis becomes the major world power, eventually invading much of Europe to Egypt, Greece and Ireland. (*Greek Mythology, historical Sea Peoples, Irish Celtic Mythology*)

### **2,350 B.C.E.**

**February 23:** Flood waters begin to recede (*Book of Genesis*).

**April 20:** Flood waters completely recede. Noah's family and their animals help repopulate Earth (*Book of Genesis*) Derek, Margo, and Moki set off for their next adventure (*The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible*).

Ham accidentally walks in on Noah naked; Shem and Japheth then cover their father with a blanket, being careful not to look. Ham is punished by being made slave to Shem and Japheth (*Book of Genesis*).

### **2,349 B.C.E.**

Birth of Arpachshad to Shem and his unnamed wife (*Book of Genesis*)

### **2,333 B.C.E.**

The Lexx leaves its birthplace on the Cluster, inaugurating a journey that will bring massive devastation to the Two Universes (*Lexx*).

Emperor Dangun founds the Gojeoson, the first Kingdom of Hun Chiu(Korea)

### **2,314 B.C.E.**

Birth of Shelah to Arpachshad and an unnamed mother (*Book of Genesis*).

### **2,284 B.C.E.**

Birth of Eber to Shelah and an unnamed mother (*Book of Genesis*).

### **2,251 B.C.E.**

The Fomorians settle in Ireland (*Book of Invasions*).

### **2,250 B.C.E.**

Birth of Peleg to Eber and an unnamed mother (*Book of Genesis).*

### **2,222 B.C.E.**

Urban civilization develops independently for the third time in Almea, with the Skourenes entering trade with the Wede:i (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,220 B.C.E.**

Birth of Reu to Peleg and an unnamed mother(*Book of Genesis*).

### **2,215 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the warlord Čedemu of the Ezičimi begins a twenty-year-long campaign to conquer all of the Xengi basin. The Wede:i nobility flee to the Ideis river and found the kingdom of Jei (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,213 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the elcari and múrtani of Lake Lenan fight a war ending in the total destruction of the local múrtani, despite their alliance with Munkhâsh. However, the elcari are greatly weakened (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,211 B.C.E.**

Adna mac Bíth visits Ireland, plucks a handful of grass, and returns home to show it to his neighbours in Nineveh. (*Saltair of Cashel*)

### **2,205 B.C.E.**

Establishment of the Jedi Temple on Coruscant over a Force Nexus (*Star Wars*).

### **2205-2197 B.C.E.**

Rule of the Goa’uld Yu as Yu the Great in China. (*Stargate*)

### **2,201 B.C.E.**

Great Droid Rebellion. (*Star Wars*)

End of the Sidereal Period of the Galactic Republic; beginning of the Old Sith Wars against the empires of Exar Kun and Darth Revan. The navigation computer is invented during this war (*Star Wars*).

### **2,189 B.C.E.**

Nimrod, known as Nimros in Greek, founds the city of Shinar (Assur). The Empire of Shinar – later known as the Assyrian Empire – quickly expands. Under Nimrod, the cities of Ur, Nineveh, Akkad, and Babel are conquered. (*The Bible, the Qur’an and the Persica*)

### **2,188 B.C.E.**

Birth of Serug to Reu and an unnamed mother (*Book of Genesis*)

### **2,177 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Tanouvas founds the city of Ctesifos. The founding of the city becomes the epoch of the Almean calendar. The Cuzeians first experiment with ironworking (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,171 B.C.E.**

Chariots are in use in the armies of planet Almea. The Skourene cities of Iṭili, Engidori, and Imuṭeli are founded, and the state of Néor is founded. Agriculture has spread to the jungle of Nan, with guinea pigs as the only domesticated animal. Munkhâsh is starting to lose territory (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,158 B.C.E.**

Birth of Nahor to Serug and an unnamed mother (*Book of Genesis*)

### **2,148 B.C.E.**

In Egypt, the reign of Nitocris, the Ghoul-Queen, begins. She revives the worship of Nyarlathotep once more, and uncovers the Shining Trapezohedron. She engages in many unspeakable acts during her reign, weakening her nation sufficiently to usher in the First Intermediate Period of Egyptian history. She leaves behind an artifact known as the Mirror of Nitocris (*Cthulhu Mythos*).

### **2,137 B.C.E.**

End of the Old Sith Wars after the Destruction of Malachor V. At least one survives to regroup and plan (*Star Wars*).

### **2,129 B.C.E.**

Birth of Terah to Nahor and an unnamed mother (*Book of Genesis*).

### **2,100 B.C.E.**

Vandal Savage, now a tribal chief, has Stonehenge built in Salisbury Plain as a lens over an area of wild magic and to mark the location of the Pandora. The Druid Edmun and head labourer Bad Reek(*DC Comics, Doctor Who, Blackadder*).

### **2,086 B.C.E.**

The Skourenes develop a writing system on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,083 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Cuzei absorbs Sūās, beginning the Cuzeian Golden Age (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*)

### **2,065 B.C.E.**

The Skourene city of Guṭḷeli is founded on planet Almea. The Skourene civilization takes the form of small republics whose influence is spread through trade (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **2,064 B.C.E.**

Atlanteans attempt to gain control of the Chronovore Kronos by using the Kronos Crystal but fail, instead creating a Minotaur and shattering the Crystal (*Doctor Who*).

### **2,059 B.C.E.**

Birth of Abram, Nahor, and Haran to Terah and an unnamed mother (Book of Genesis).

### **2,051 B.C.E.**

**May 14:** Partholón and his followers arrive in Ireland from Greece (*Book of Invasions*).

Partholón defeats the Fomorians at the Battle of Mag Ithe (*Book of Invasions*).

### **Before 2,010 B.C.E.**

Death of Haran in Ur (*Book of Genesis*).

### **C. 2,000 B.C.E.**

Lang Zi of Zheng Fa spreads his philosophy of detainment through his country and starts an international network of connections. (Ace Attorney Investigations:Miles Edgeworth)

### **2,000 B.C.E.**

A colony of Homo mermanus establishes the city of Shayeris in a trench between Greenland and Labrador (*DC Comics*).

The Third Doctor and his companion Josephine “Jo” Grant visit an Atlantean colony in what will come to be known as the Azores. The colony is destroyed when the Master unleashes a Chronovore which he is unable to control (*Doctor Who*).

The Barban space pirates attack the Earth, but are defeated by the Seijuu and Gingaman for the first time. (*Seijuu Sentai Gingaman*).

Maians observe life on Earth, but decide not to interfere (*Perfect Dark*).

Death of Noah (*Book of Genesis*).

After assisting Further Taboo in many campaigns in his name, the powerful Deathdark commander Deathmark enters an eternal sleep in an ocean-bound coffin until he is required again (*Dai Sentai Goggle Five*).

In Polly Spark's altered version of history, Brunwella the Robot Bombshell blows up a Minoan toilet in order to explosively eliminate the "waste". History is restored (*JumpStart Adventures 3rd Grade: Mystery Mountain*).

## **1,999 B.C.E.-1,500 B.C.E.**

### **1,996 B.C.E.**

Cuzei develops steel on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **c. 1,990 B.C.E.**

A brave young man becomes a main character and challenges Iihiko Shishime, but is killed (*Medaka Box*).

### **Before 1,984 B.C.E.**

Birth of Lot to Haran and an unnamed mother (*Book of Genesis*).

Death of Haran in Ur (*Book of Genesis*).

Abram and Nahor marry Sarai and Milcah (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,984 B.C.E.**

Terah, Abram, Sarai, and Lot move to Canaan (Book of Genesis).

### **Between 1,984 and 1,973 B.C.E.**

Abram and Sarai move to Egypt to escape a famine. While there, they pretend to be brother and sister. Pharaoh Amenhemat I marries Sarai and is afflicted with plagues, so he gives Sarai and Abram lots of food and valuables to persuade them to leave (*Book of Genesis*).

Abram and Sarai reunite with Lot and go to Negeb. To avoid Abram cramping his style, Lot then moves to Sodom (*Book of Genesis*).

God promises Abram that his descendants will rule the entire land of Canaan (*Book of Genesis*).

Kings Bera of Sodom, Birsha of Gomorrah, Shinab of Admah, and Zoar of Bela rebel against Elamite domination. King Chedorlaomer of Elam, accompanied by kings Amraphel of Shinar, Arioch of Ellasar, and Tidal of Goiim launch a counterattack, defeating the Sodomite Alliance at the Battle of Siddim. Lot is taken captive (*Book of Genesis*).

Abram leads an army against Chedorlaomer to rescue Lot. He turns down tribute from King Bera of Sodom so as to avoid the Sodomites thinking too much of themselves. He also forms an alliance with King Melchizedek of Salem. Lot returns to live in Sodom (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,973 B.C.E.**

Birth of Ishmael to Abram and Hagar, his slave, at the insistence of Sarai, who is well past childbearing age (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,960 B.C.E.**

God makes a covenant with Abram that he will be the father of a great multitude. As part of the deal, all men descended from Abram are circumcised, and Abram and Sarai change their names to Abraham and Sarah (Book of Genesis).

### **1,959 B.C.E.**

Birth of Isaac to Abraham and Sarah (Book of Genesis).

God destroys Sodom and Gomorrah for their depravity, but warns Lot to take his family and escape. While fleeing, Lot's wife looks back and is turned into a pillar of salt (*Book of Genesis*).

Lot and his daughters stay in a cave for a while, during which the daughters get Lot drunk and have sex with him, raping him, evidently as revenge for an incident in which Lot allowed his daughters to be raped by men rather than a group of angels (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,958 B.C.E.**

Death of Serug (*Book of Genesis*).

Birth of Moab and Ben-ammi to Lot and his daughters (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,951 B.C.E.**

Isaac is circumcised. Sarah demands that Hagar and Ishmael be sent away (*Book of Genesis*).

On the planet Almea, Munkhâsh expands to the borders of Eretald, threatening the civilization there. In Jei, the houses of Jeinizun and Taŋgun combine to form the Jei Union (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,942 B.C.E.**

Beretos of Etêia Mitano is born on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,939 B.C.E.**

God commands Abraham to sacrifice Isaac, but stops him at the last minute, saying it was just a test of faith (*Book of Genesis*).

### **c. 1,930 B.C.E.**

Abraham and Ishmael construct the Ka'bah (*The Quran*)

### **1,919 B.C.E.**

Isaac marries Rebekah, daughter of Bethuel, and returns to live in Canaan (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,918 B.C.E.**

Beretos travels to the court of Berak, baron of the main defense against Munkhâsh, the Taucrēte Pass. Berak considers Beretos to be unmanly, and relegates him to teaching the Cuzeian language to his wife and daughters instead of fortifying the pass. He defeats one of Berak’s men in battle and is permitted to lead a scouting party into Munkhâsh, becoming the first outsider to discover its nature as The Empire and live to tell about it. Elsewhere in Almea, First Contact is made between humans and flaids, and by this time, the Ezičimi Empire has broken up, giving rise to Axuna among other states (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*, *In the Land of Babblers*).

### **1,914 B.C.E.**

Beretos returns to Berak’s court and kills the Munkhâshi resident who had infiltrated his way into Berak’s good graces in his absence, and Beretos is exiled. He returns to Cuzei and exhorts them to start treating foreigners as equals, but is ignored (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World, In the Land of Babblers*).

### **1,911 B.C.E.**

Death of Arpachshad (*Book of Genesis*).

On the planet Almea, the city-state of Imuṭeli conquers Guṭḷeli to form an empire, threatening the balance of power in Skouras (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,900 B.C.E.**

Nuclear war breaks out on the Krogan homeworld of Tuchanka (*Mass Effect*).

### **1,899 B.C.E.**

Birth of twins Esau and Jacob to Isaac and Rebekah (Book of Genesis).

### **1,890 BCE**

A group of fae known as the Tuatha de Danaan migrates to the British Isles and intermarries with the locals (*Celtic mythology*).

### **Before 1,884 B.C.E.**

Abraham marries a woman named Keturah and has six more sons (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,884 B.C.E.**

Death of Abraham (*Book of Genesis*).

Famine strikes Beer-lahai-roi, in which Isaac was residing, so he moves with his family to Gerar (*Book of Genesis*).

### **C 1,880 B.C.E.**

Esau sells his birthright to Jacob for some stew (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,873 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the Skourene city of Ṭisuram rebels against its overlords, starting a war and conquering much of a third state that had nothing to do with this (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,867 B.C.E.**

Beginning of the Great Galactic War between the Sith Empire and the Galactic Republic (*Star Wars*).

### **1,859 B.C.E.**

Esau marries Judith daughter of Heeri and Basemath daughter of Elon, both Hittites (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,847 B.C.E.**

A Mandalorian army materializes in alliance with the Sith and blockades the Republic's most critical trade route (*Star Wars*).

### **1,846 B.C.E.**

A smuggler breaks the blockade and restores the trade route (*Star Wars*).

### **1,839 B.C.E.**

End of the Great Galactic War after the Sacking of Coruscant, The Sith Empire is victorious. Signing of the Treaty of Coruscant, ceding many outlying systems to the Sith Empire. Beginning of the Galactic Cold War (*Star Wars*).

### **1,828 B.C.E.**

Jacob agrees to work for seven years to marry Rachel daughter of Laban (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,825 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the Jei Union commences a thirty-year long war of inland expansion. The Ezičimi destroy the kingdom of Lenan and establish the kingdom of Javan (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,821 B.C.E.**

Laban tricks Jacob into marrying Leah, his older daughter, in place of Rachel. Jacob ends up working another seven years (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,820 B.C.E.**

Death of Eber. Birth of Reuben to Jacob and Leah (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,818 B.C.E.**

Birth of Simeon to Jacob and Leah (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,817 B.C.E.**

Birth of Levi to Jacob and Leah (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1.816 B.C.E.**

Birth of Judah to Jacob and Leah (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,814 B.C.E.**

Jacob finally marries Rachel (*Book of Genesis*)

Birth of Dan to Jacob and Bilhah, Rachel's maid (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1.813 B.C.E.**

Birth of Naphtali to Jacob and Bilhah (*Book of Genesis*).

On the planet Almea, the Skourene cities of Imuṭeli and Guṭleli declare war on Ṭisuram, which allies with its former metropole against them (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,812 B.C.E.**

Birth of Gad to Jacob and Zilpah, Leah's maid (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,811 B.C.E.**

Birth of Asher to Jacob and Zilpah (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,810 B.C.E.**

Birth of Issachar to Jacob and Leah (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,809 B.C.E.**

Birth of Zebulun to Jacob and Leah (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1.808 B.C.E.**

Birth of Dinah to Jacob and Leah. Birth of Joseph to Jacob and Rachel (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,807 B.C.E.**

Jacob sets off with his family back to Canaan. Due to the way things work out, Laban is not pleased (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,804 B.C.E.**

Jacob and Esau reconcile (*Book of Genesis*).

Jacob and his family settle in Shechem for a while. After Dinah is raped by Shechem ben Hamor, Simeon and Levi take revenge by killing every man in Shechem and plundering all their valuables, after which Jacob and his family move on (*Book of Genesis*).

Birth of Benjamin to Jacob and Rachel. Rachel dies in childbirth (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,800 B.C.E.**

The Brotherhood of Nod is founded by the immortal Kane(also known as Cain and Vandal Savage) (*Command and Conquer:Tiberium Dawn).* Another Cain exists but this one has left Earth for another plane.

The first recorded appearance of Grand Karcist Ion and Sarkicism (*SCP Foundation*).

### **1,796 B.C.E.**

Jacob gives Joseph a nice coat, which garners him the envy of his brothers. (*Book of Genesis* and the Musical *Joseph and the Amazing technicolor Dreamcoat*).

### **1,795 B.C.E.**

Joseph's brothers sell him as a slave in Egypt. Judah marries Shua of Canaan (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,780 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the ktuvok empire of Munkhâsh develops horseback riding and ironworking and breaks through the Taucrēte Pass, overrunning half of Eretald within fifteen years. Munkhâsh begins a reign of terror, sacrificing over five million people to their ktuvok overlords over the sixty-year long war, and enslaving any survivors. The Golden Age of Cuzei ends and the Silver Age of Cuzei begins, with society becoming more militaristic and religiously intolerant in response to the invasion (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,779 B.C.E.**

Death of Isaac. Jacob and Esau bury their father. Esau then moves to Seir as Bethel isn't big enough for both him and Jacob (*Book of Genesis*).

In Egypt, the High Priest Im-Ho-Tep is mummified alive as punishment when he tries to steal the Scroll of Thoth in hopes of reviving his lost love, Princess Anck-es-en-Amon(*The Mummy*, 1932 version. Imhotep is a common name among Egyptians).

### **1,778 B.C.E.**

Birth of Er to Judah and Shua (*Book of Genesis*).

Egyptian Guard Potiphar makes Joseph the master of his house, but Joseph is soon sent to prison after Zuleikha falsely accuses him of attempted rape because he refuses to have sex with her (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,777 B.C.E.**

Birth of Onan to Judah and Shua (*Book of Genesis*)

The chief jailer gives Joseph authority over the other prisoners (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,776 B.C.E.**

Birth of Shelah to Judah and Shua (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,770 B.C.E.**

The aged Belus, king of Babylon and father of the princess Formosanta, sends out a challenge of anyone who wishes to ask for his daughter’s hand in marriage:  they must bend the bow of nearly-mythic Nimrod. Three kings came to try to bend Nimrod's storied bow, the Pharaoh of Egypt, the King of India,and the Khan of Scythia.  But another man comes, a Shepard named Amazan riding a unicorn and accompanied by a phoenix.  He alone is able to bend Nimrod’s bow, and the phoenix confides to the princess that Amazan is really the prince of Gangarids, a wise, virtuous, and invincible people. The Princess is smitten but Amazan disappears soon afterwards, leaving princess Formosanta heartbroken.  She leaves Babylon and with the phoenix and her maid Irla to look for him.  They travel across the known world form Egypt to China, always just missing him before finally finding him in a brothel in Paris.  Heartbroken at his betrayal, she flees, only to be taken prisoner by the Anthropokaie. Amazan rushes to her rescue and the two are reconciled.

### **1,767 B.C.E.**

Pharaoh Sebekhotep III sends his chief cupbearer and chief baker to prison, where Joseph interprets their dreams. The cupbearer is later released, but the baker is executed (*Book of Genesis* and *Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat*).

### **1,765 B.C.E.**

Pharaoh Sebekhotep III has a series of dreams which, on the advice of his chief cupbearer, he has interpreted by Joseph. Joseph predicts seven years of plenty followed by seven years of famine; Sebekhotep, impressed, places Joseph in charge of managing the harvests, making him the second most powerful man in Egypt (*Book of Genesis*).

Marriage of Joseph and Asenath, daughter of Potiphera (*Book of Genesis*).

Beginning of seven years of bountiful harvests in Egypt (*Book of Genesis*).

### **Between 1765 and 1758 B.C.E.**

Birth of Manasseh and Ephraim to Joseph and Asenath (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,758 B.C.E.**

End of the period of bountiful harvests. Beginning of seven years of famine across the eastern Mediterranean. Egypt, due to Joseph's efforts, has plenty of food set aside to last out the famine. (*Book of Genesis*)

### **1,757 B.C.E.**

Jacob sends his ten eldest sons to Egypt for food. Joseph holds Simeon prisoner until the others bring Benjamin (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,756 B.C.E.**

Judah and Benjamin go to Egypt to get some more food. Joseph reveals his identity and arranges for his extended family to live in Goshen (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,758 -1,751 B.C.E.**

Egyptian territory expands rapidly as starving people sell all their land and livestock to Sebekhotep III, and eventually sell themselves into slavery to him, all for food (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,752 B.C.E.**

Death of Jacob. He is buried in Canaan with his ancestors (*Book of Genesis*).

### **1,751 B.C.E.**

End of the seven years of famine. Joseph introduces a 20% tax on farm output, to be set aside in case of future famine (*Book of Genesis*).

Partholón and his followers die of plague in a single week. The only survivor is Tuan, who transforms into a stag and survives by turning into various other animals (*Book of Invasions*).

### **1,721 B.C.E.**

Neimheadh and his followers arrive in Ireland from Scythia. (*Book of Invasions*)

### **1,713 B.C.E.**

Neimheadh and 3,000 of his followers die of plague. The remainder come under the dominion of the Fomorians (*Book of Invasions*).

### **1,681 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the westernmost of the Munkhâshi conquests rebel against them (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,659 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the ktuvoks start another war, destroying two states within two years, only to be repulsed by Eleisa once again (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,654 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the ktuvoks retake the Svetla basin and suppress the western revolt, and expand to the east (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,652 B.C.E**

Pandora and her Box are created by Hephaestus. The Box is at least partly inspired by the Pandorica(*Greek Mythology*).

### **1,645 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, General Mairoūsias of Cuzei conquers all of the Little Cuzeian states independent of Cuzei proper in the name of uniting the free peoples into a force strong enough to stand up to Munkhâsh (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,635 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Mairoūsias deposes the king of Cuzei and declares himself Emperor. The Silver Age of Cuzei ends. In Axuna, the Age of Many Kings begins, a civil war in which the decadent nobility fight among themselves because of the belief that actually maintaining the country is the work of slaves. The island of Jecuor is colonized by the Jei and the Skourenes (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,600 B.C.E.**

Syro-Phoenician scholar Imilcar Narba translates the Book of Eibon into Punic. The bloodthirsty Jie rules China. Peak of the Minoan civilization under the rule of Minos.

### **1,600 B.C.E.-1,194 B.C.E.**

Golden Age of Greece, also known as the Mythical Age.

### **1,591 B.C.E.**

The Wede:i Old Syllabary is reformed under the patronage of the kings of Axuna and Gotanneli, on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,564 B.C.E.**

Birth of Miriam to Amran and Jochebed, of the tribe of Levi (*Book of Exodus*).

### **1,561 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the Skourene colony of Meŋeland conquers Imuṭeli, shifting the balance of power to the former colonies in the littoral (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **Before 1,560 B.C.E.**

Pharaoh Ahmose I, concerned that the Hebrews are becoming too numerous, passes a law that all boys born to Hebrew women are to be executed, though has some trouble enforcing it (*Book of Exodus*).

### **1,560 B.C.E.**

Birth of Aaron to Amran and Jochebed (*Book of Exodus*).

### **1,557 B.C.E.**

Birth of Moses to Amran and Jochebed. To prevent Moses being executed, Jochebed puts him in a basket and leaves him among the reeds near the palace, where he is adopted by Meritamon, daughter of Ahmose I, and Miriam persuades her to take on Jochebed to be the baby's nurse (*Book of Exodus*). The time travelers Phineas Bogg and Jeffrey Jones ensure that Moses is found by Meritamon by placing his basket back in the Nile after it is washed ashore. (*Voyagers!*)

### **1,546 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the Cad’inorians adopt the Cuzeian alphabet (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,544 B.C.E.**

Birth of Joshua to Nun and an unnamed mother (*Book of Joshua*).

On the planet Almea, King Urizbeliš of Axuna captures the Jei capital of Jeinizun, provoking a massive counterattack under the leadership of Toma:un. The city of Gurdago is founded by Guṭḷeli (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **c. 1,537 B.C.E.**

Moses kills an Egyptian who was beating a Hebrew and, fearing for his life, flees to Midian. While there, he saves the daughters of Jethro from bandits, and marries the eldest, Zipporah (*Book of Exodus*).

### **1,536 B.C.E.**

Birth of Gershom to Moses and Zipporah (*Book of Exodus*).

### **1,530 B.C.E.**

An unnamed Egyptian Slayer, whose watcher is Meryt-Neith, is killed. A new Slayer is activated in Nubia (*Buffy the Vampire Slayer*).

### **1,529 B.C.E.**

Toma:un of Jeor dies on the planet Almea. His son Suma:un succeeds him as king (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,528 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the Munkhâshi Empire attacks Eretald again. In response, King Prigediset of Ctesifos organizes the Cad’inorian League to fight them off. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

### **1,525 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the city-state of Guṭḷeli occupies the islands along its trade route, and deliberately engineers a war with the city-states on the mainland. The war dragged on and only ended when Guṭḷeli recruited a third party, who took most of the spoils (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,518 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Suma:un conquers the eastern Wede:i states of Do:ju and Raśakbori, as well as expanding west and north. He is still unable to conquer Axuna (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,506 B.C.E.**

60,000 descendants of Neimheadh's followers rise up and overthrow their Fomorian masters. The Fomorians retaliate and a naval battle ensues, during which all but one ships are destroyed by waves. Ireland is left empty (*Book of Invasions*).

### **1,505 B.C.E.**

Egypt conquers Canaan. One group of Hebrews and Canaanites, led by Danaus, migrates to Greece. (*Real life, Greek mythology*)

### **1,502 B.C.E.**

Suma:un dies on the planet Almea. His son La:ia succeeds him as king. The Jeori Empire collapses during his reign (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,501 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the Cuzeian empire collapses into warring petty kingdoms (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

## **1,499 B.C.E.-1,000 B.C.E.**

### **1,492 B.C.E.**

God tells Moses to lead the Hebrews out of Egypt. Moses and Aaron then take on the sorcerers of pharaoh Thutmosis II in a proxy battle of power between God and Ra, featuring such spectacles as the Nile turning into blood and frogs swarming over Egypt, and culminating in the death of most of the firstborn sons of Egypt. Passover is founded during this time based on the Jewish people being spared(*Book of Exodus*).

The Angel of Death Loki, gets smashed and, at Bartleby's suggestion, tells God off. Loki and Bartleby are banished to (what would be known as) Wisconsin. All angels are not allowed to drink any more (*Dogma*).

### **1,491 B.C.E.**

God emerges victorious over Ra, and Thutmosis II finally agrees to let the Hebrews go. He would have reached this decision much faster if God didn't make him particularly stubborn throughout the time of the plagues (*Book of Exodus*).

Moses and Aaron follow Shekinah towards Canaan, during which Moses parts the Red Sea to allow them through. Thutmosis II changes his mind regarding releasing the Hebrews and gives chase, but the Egyptian army drowns when the Red Sea crashes in around them (*Book of Exodus*).

Israelites continue eastward, relying on God to turn salt water fresh and bring down bread from Heaven (*Book of Exodus*).

### **1,490 B.C.E.**

Following Carmen Sandiego's theft of the ACME Chronoskimmer in present-day San Fransokyo, V.I.L.E. agent Sir Vile lands in this year and steals Egypt's Book of the Dead, preventing Queen Hatshepsut from burying her recently deceased husband Thutmose II. ACME agents correct the damage done to history and apprehend Sir Vile (*Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time*).

### **1,489 B.C.E.**

**April 4:** Moses conducts a census of the Israelites and forms them into a military force. Levites are appointed to guard the tabernacle. More rules follow (*Book of Numbers*).

Israelites complain about their conditions, inspiring God to kill a bunch of them (*Book of Numbers*).

Miriam and Aaron express jealousy of Moses. God punishes them by giving Miriam a temporary case of leprosy (*Book of Numbers*).

Moses sends 12 spies to scout out Canaan. Two of them, Caleb and Joshua, report that it is a fertile land ripe for the taking. The other ten, fearful of the existing inhabitants, report that it is a bleak desert full of vicious warriors. However, the truth comes out, and God curses the Israelites so that nobody among them under the age of 20 other than Caleb and Joshua can enter Canaan. The ten liars die of sudden leprosy (*Book of Numbers*).

Korah, Dathan, Abiram, and On rebel against Moses. A big chasm opens beneath their feet and swallows them up (*Book of Numbers*).

The rest of the Israelites rebel against Aaron and Moses, accusing them of killing the last group of dissenters. They shut up when Aaron and each of the elders plants their staff of leadership in the ground, and Aaron's blooms the next day (*Book of Numbers*).

### **1,488 B.C.E.**

**January:** Israelites enter Zin. Miriam dies at Kadesh (*Book of Numbers*).

Israelites attempt to pass through Edom, but the king refuses permission (*Book of Numbers*).

Aaron dies, and passes his office to his son, Eleazar (*Book of Numbers*).

Following an initial defeat, the Israelites defeat Arad (*Book of Numbers*).

On the planet Almea, the Skourene city-state of Guṭḷeli starts building an empire by conquering Miligenḍi (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **Between 1488 and 1450 B.C.E.**

King Sihon of Amor declares war on the Israelites and is defeated (*Book of Numbers*).

King Og of Bashan declares war on the Israelites and is defeated (*Book of Numbers*).

King Balak of Moab, fearful of Israelite expansion, summons Balaam bin Beor to curse the Israelites, but Balaam blesses them instead (*Book of Numbers*).

Israelites begin worshipping Baal and marrying Moabites, so God sends a plague to kill 24,000 of them that only ends when Phinehas ben Eleazar kills an Israelite who had just married a Midianite woman (*Book of Numbers*).

Moses and Eleazar conduct a second census, and assign the land of Canaan to the Israelites based on the size of each clan (*Book of Numbers*).

Joshua is assigned to be Moses' successor (*Book of Numbers*).

The Israelite army defeats Midianites in war. Jazer and Gilead are assigned to the tribes of Reueben and Gad, to be delivered upon the conquest of Canaan (*Book of Numbers*).

### **1,480 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Guṭḷeli continues its conquest of Skouras with the taking of Iṭili, setting off a power vacuum (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,469 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, General Eŋŋuḷoşum of Meŋeland conquers much of Guṭḷeli’s empire and builds an empire of his own (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1450 B.C.E.**

Moses dies and is buried in Moab. Joshua takes command of the Israelites (*Book of Deuteronomy*).

Eŋŋuḷoşum is assassinated on planet Almea. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

### **1,449 B.C.E.**

Surviving Israelites enter Canaan. The Israelites are stated to have wandered the desert for 40 years, but this may not be literal; The Bible tends to use '40 years' to mean 'a really long time'. Still, it's the best we've got (*Book of Deuteronomy*).

Israelites cause the walls of Jericho to collapse by blowing trumpets for a week. They easily conquer the city thanks to the aid of Rahab, a local prostitute (*Book of Joshua*).

### **Between 1449 B.C.E. and 1,442 B.C.E.**

Joshua lures Ai's and Bethel's soldiers out of the city, allowing a secret strike force to quickly take it with minimal effort (*Book of Joshua*).

The Gibeonites pretend to be poor nomads, and trick the Israelites into signing a treaty with them (*Book of Joshua*).

The kings of Moab form an alliance against Israel under Adoni-zedek of Jerusalem. They are defeated on a day that the Sun stands still in the sky (*Book of Joshua*).

Makkedah, Libnah, Lachish, Gezer, Eglon, Hebron, and Debir fall to Israel (*Book of Joshua*).

The kings of northern Canaan form an alliance against Israel. They lose (*Book of Joshua*).

Hazor and a chunk of the rest of Canaan fall to Israel. Canaan is divided up among the Israelite tribes (*Book of Joshua*).

### **1,444 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Lānavo splits off from Cuzei (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,439 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, General We:sela:i reunites the Jeori Empire (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,434 B.C.E.**

Joshua dies and is buried at Timnath-serah (*Book of Joshua*).

The Israelites continue to expand throughout Canaan, but falter in their progress due to, in the case of Judah, the support of God being no match for iron chariots (*Book of Judges*).

Tima of Axuna is born on planet Almea to Tazivipu and an unknown woman (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,433 B.C.E.**

We:sela:i is assassinated on planet Almea, throwing the Jeori Empire into chaos (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,427 B.C.E.**

Othniel ben Kenaz conquers Kiriath-sepher. As a reward, he gets to marry his cousin, Achsah bat Caleb(*Book of Judges*).

Israel falls into sin, gets conquered by Aram-naharaim under Chushan-rishathaim (*Book of Judges*).

On the planet Almea, the Cad’inorian state of Araunicoros recaptures the lake of the gods from Munkhâsh (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,419 B.C.E.**

Othniel unites Israelites and defeats Aram-naharaim (*Book of Judges*).

Erimem is born (*Big Finish Doctor Who*).

### **1,411 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, King Tazivipu of Axuna has conquered most of the Xengi basin in a series of wars with Jeor, rendering the latter into insignificance. The Cad’inorian League conquers Little Cuzei (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,407 B.C.E.**

Tazivipu dies on planet Almea. His son Tima succeeds him as king of Axuna. He attacks the Jeori city of Nogali and conquers it easily, then becomes overlord of Van (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,400 B.C.E.**

A time traveling Pinky and the Brain startle a duck (*Pinky and the Brain*).

Doug Phillips and Tony Newman get caught up in the Battle of Jericho(*The Time Tunnel*).

### **1,380 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Tima has conquered the Jeori Empire after more than a decade of fighting, and sets his sights on Skouras. The Skourenes recognize the threat and come together as the Mudric Confederacy, who hold him off, so he withdraws (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,379 B.C.E.**

Death of Othniel. The Israelites return to sin and are conquered by king Eglon of Moab (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,375 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Tima of Axuna declares himself Emperor Timai of the Empire of Axunai, and resets the calendar to mark his accession. Aure Árrasex splits off from Cuzei. Cuzeian monotheism is in sharp decline. (Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World)

### **1,368 B.C.E.**

Emperor Timai of Axunai dies on planet Almea. His son Uliromez succeeds him as emperor (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,360 B.C.E.**

Eglon assassinated by Ehud ben Gera of Benjamin. Israel unites under Ehud and defeats Moab. Also, Shamgar ben Anath defeats the Philistines (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,365 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Emperor Uliromez of Axunai continues the conquest of Jeor, and colonizes the Mnau peninsula (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,351 B.C.E.**

A brainwashed bending unit from the year 3007 travels back to this year and steals the death mask of Egyptian pharaoh Amenhotep III, then takes The Slow Path home in a cavern under Manhattan island (*Futurama*).

Death of the Italian Slayer (*Buffy the Vampire Slayer*).

On the planet Almea, the Cad’inorian League has conquered part of Cuzei, and the lord of Ctesifos is *de facto* declaring himself a king. The capital city is informally known as Ctesifon (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,348 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Emperor Neičunimi of Axunai conquers Gotanneli (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,344 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Neičunimi loses control of Gotanneli (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,334 B.C.E.**

The Eleventh Doctor saves ancient Egypt from giant space locusts. Queen Nefertiti forces her way onto the TARDIS (*Doctor Who*).

### **1,332 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the Mudric Confederacy defeats Guṭḷeli in a war, gaining hegemony over Skouras. Guṭḷeli and the surroundings are reorganized into the Skourene League, subordinate to the Confederacy but still having some autonomy(*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,323 B.C.E.**

Death of Pharaoh Tutankhamun. He is buried in a tomb at the Valley of the Kings which would not be opened again until 1922 (*Mysteries of Egypt* and real life). The Egyptians encounter another alien species, which they imprison with the tomb of Tutankamon. At around this time the Egyptians enslave the Hebrew people once more.This results in the reincarnation of Moses to once again save the Hebrews.

### **1,322 B.C.E.**

Perseus slays the Gorgon Medusa. The winged horse Pegasus is created from the spilled blood. Perseus then uses Medusa's head to slay the Kraken (*Greek Mythology, Clash of the Titans*)

### **1,309 B.C.E.**

Minos II begins rule of the Crete(*Greek Mythology*).

### **1,306 B.C.E.**

The Fir Bolg arrive in Ireland from Belgae (*Book of Invasions*).

### **c.1,300 B.C.E.**

Fearing the return of the monotheistic Aten cult, Pharaoh Seti I orders his soldiers to kill all the male Hebrew babies in Egypt in order to eradicate the worshippers of God. To prevent their son Moses from being executed, Jochebed II puts him in a basket and leaves him among the reeds near the palace. Moses is discovered by Seti's wife, who adopts him as her own, the Pharaoh and his wife accept this, believing the infant is a gift from the gods for Seti's services (*Book of Exodus*).

### **1,299 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Axunai conquers Meuneli, whose people flee to the south (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,294 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the Mudric Confederacy collapses into civil war (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,290 B.C.E.**

Pharaoh Seti I survives an assassination attempt by his mistress Anck-Su-Namun and her lover, the pharaoh’s high priest Imhotep. Anck-Su-Namun commits suicide to avoid capture with the idea Imhotep will use the scroll of Thoth to resurrect her. Imhotep is captured and mummified alive before doing this (*The Mummy*).

### **1,285 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Emperor Čeba of Axunai begins the conquest of Mnau, inaugurating the Age of a Thousand Suns (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,282 B.C.E.**

The Walls of Troy are constructed by Aeacus (*Greek Mythology*).

Besclaies is born on planet Almea to Nusisponos and an unnamed woman (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,280 B.C.E.**

The Israelites not enslaved again fall into sin and are conquered by king Jabin of Hazor (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,274 B.C.E.**

Pridegiset III of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Nusisponos succeeds him as king (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,272 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, General Duxivei completes the conquest of Mnau, renaming it Čeiy after the emperor (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,269 B.C.E.**

The Tuatha Dé Danann, descendants of those of Neimheadh people who survived, arrive in Ireland and conquer the Fir Bolg; the Fir Bolg are given possession of Connaught (*Book of Invasions*).

### **1,267 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the army of Zeilisio IV, the last king of Cuzei, rebels against him due to his poor leadership. Bēgisios, the leader of the rebel army, adds two deities to the formerly strictly monotheistic Cuzeian religion. The prophet Examnās rends the Cloth of Cuzei in protest. Duxivei advances into Skouras, establishing the province of Mura (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,265 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Zeilisio IV of Cuzei asks Nusisponos, the king of Cad’inas, to invade Cuzei and deal with the rebels. Bēgisios begins to use guerrilla tactics, evading capture. The occupation of Cuzei becomes difficult (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,263 B.C.E.**

Pharoah Set I dies.Rameses II becomes the pharaoh of Egypt. His foster brother, Moses, goes into temporary exile after learning of his true origins and for murdering an Egyptian (*Book of Exodus*).

Tiresias, the blind seer of Thebes, formerly cursed by Hera and transformed into a woman for seven years, informs King Oedipus of Thebes of the reasons for the curse that hangs upon the city. Learning that he, Oedipus, a former supposed orphan, has in fact killed his father (King Laius of Thebes) and married his own mother (Jocasta), Jocasta kills herself and Oedipus blinds and exiles himself from Thebes, wandering aimlessly with his daughter as a guide. The King's sons, Eteocles and Polynices, agree to rule jointly, each ruling on consecutive years, with Eteocles ruling for the first year. Oedipus wanders into Colonus, near Athens.(*Oedipus Rex*)

### **1,263 B.C.E.**

Bēgisios is tracked down and killed on planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,262 B.C.E.**

After his year-term as king is ended, Eteocles refuses to allow Polynices to serve his term as king, and instead forces him from the city. Polynices goes through the cities of Greece to recruit an army to retake Thebes from his brother. He, and the other six generals (Eteoclus, Amphiaraus, Capaneus, Hippomedon, Parthenopeus and Tydeus) become known collectively as the Seven Against Thebes.

A city of Atlantis is destroyed in a battle between the Cyrollans and the Quo-thalas (*The Journeyman Project 3: Legacy of Time*)

### **1,261 B.C.E.**

The First Theban War comes to a close with the death of both King Eteocles and his brother Polynices, both having killed the other. Thebes stands victorious, all seven generals of the Seven Against Thebes now being slain. Creon, regent of Thebes during periods of King Laius's reign, before Oedipus, resumes the throne and precipitates the tragic events surrounding long-suffering Princess Antigone.

### **1,260 B.C.E.**

Bio is born in Thebes, during the peaceful interwar period of the reign of King Creon, as the daughter of Tiresias and his wife, and sister of Manto(*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*)

An army of Naphtali and Zebulun, led by Deborah and Barak defeats king Jabin of Hazor with the help of Heber's rebel army.

Hercules, under the guidance of the satyr Philoctetes, becomes a hero, rescues his future wife Megara, daughter of Creon, and prevents the second Titanomachy from being instigated by Hades, tempted by Kronos into attempting so (*Disney’s Hercules*)

### **1258-1246 B.C.E.**

Hercules performs his 12 Labors as punishment for his murder of his children (*Greek Mythology*).

### **1,257 B.C.E.**

Besclaies marries Iosuvad’ora on planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,255 B.C.E.**

Zeilisio IV of Cuzei dies on planet Almea. Nusisponos declares Cuzei under Cad’inorian protection and does not allow a successor of Zeilisio to be appointed. This effectively conquers Cuzei by Cad’inas (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,254 B.C.E.**

Kremueronos is born on planet Almea to Besclaies and Iosuvad’ora (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,250 B.C.E.**

Bio, having inherited her father's gender changing curse, placed upon him by Hera, becomes a boy at age 10. Bio's father, Tiresias, in his shame over being reminded of his curse, sells Bio as an "exotic novelty" to slaver pirates. It is around this time that the sons of the Seven Against Thebes start their war of revenge against Thebes (the Second Theban War). Thebes loses the war, and Tiresias advises the rulers to flee the city. After fleeing, Tiresias is killed by an arrow (purportedly fired by Apollo himself) while trying to escort his daughter Manto safely to Delphi. Manto taken as spoils of war. The pirates, after a time, sell Bio to the Egyptian Pharaoh Ozymandias(Rameses II)(*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*).

The Nantucket of (A.D.) 1998 and a small section of nearby ocean, along with the total population of the area, are sent back in time to this period. The inhabitants establish the Republic of Nantucket, which will go on to wield tremendous power and influence in the Bronze Age (*Island in the Sea of Time*).

### **1,248 B.C.E.**

Nusisponos of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Besclaies succeeds him as king. Baesonesec is born on planet Almea to Besclaies and Iosuvad’ora (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,242 B.C.E.**

The prophet Examnās is murdered on planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,241 B.C.E.**

Aged 19, too old for Pharaoh's sexual tastes, Bio signs on for an expedition to Punt(*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen).*

The Ten Plagues are unleashed on Egypt. While Moses claims credit(*Book of Exodus*), Ramases II believes the Jewel of Seven Stars may be responsible and requests his scribe Pai-net'em to flee with the Jewel, but he succumbs to its magic and is mummified (*Jewel of the Seven Stars* and the *Diogenes Club* story of the same name), leaving the object to be discovered by Queen Tera. God emerges victorious in battle with Ra. Moses leads the Hebrew slaves to freedom, humiliating Ramases II. Moses is granted by god, 15 commandment(he drops and breaks 5)(*Monty Python's History of the World Part I*) and the Ark of the Covenant which can serve as a weapon against the enemies of the Jewish. In an effort to redeem himself, Ozymandias builds many monuments and temples, and sires many children, including the superhero Teth-Adam. He vows to be known as Ozymandias, King of Kings, for the rest of his days (*Book of Exodus, Ozymandias*).

### **1,240 B.C.E.**

Upon reaching Punt, Bio again changes into a female, fleeing into the jungle from her male companions. Wandering for weeks in the jungle, she discovers the "Pool of Fire and Life," bathes in it and becomes immortal and locates a graven map to Abyssinia, where she discovers a community of other immortals, though they are degenerated into troglodytic state(*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*)

A major war takes place between the Republic of Nantucket and the Kingdom of Great Achaea, an expansionist empire founded by Nantucket defector William Walker. (*Island in the Sea of Time*)

### **1,236 B.C.E.**

Having joined this community of immortals, Bio is shown one of their ancient secrets, the shards of a shattered black monolith(*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*)

### **1,235 B.C.E.**

The sacred glade in Eleisa on the planet Almea is burned down (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,229 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, the government of Cad’inas decides to suppress the Cuzeian religion after a failed attempt at syncretism between monotheism and polytheism. Priests are imprisoned and murdered, lords are deposed, and the teaching of the Cad’inorian language is required and the Cuzeian language forbidden. Ultimately Cuzei, renamed Eärdur, is reduced to a mere province (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,228 B.C.E.**

Besclaies of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Kremueronos succeeds him as king (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,220 B.C.E.**

Atlantis fails to conquer Egypt.

The Israelites once again fall into sin. This time they are conquered by the Midianites(*Book of Judges*)

Gideon ben Joash, weakest man in Israel, unites the Israelites and leads them to victory against the Midianites (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,205 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, a civil war in Cayenas ends in victory for the rebels, only for Queen Nouvad’ora of Cad’inas to restore the deposed king to the throne as a Cad’inorian puppet (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,204 B.C.E.**

Teth-Adam,a superhero granted powers by the wizard Shazam, is corrupted and murders his father Ozymandias. He is stripped of his powers and buried alive in his father's tomb(*DC Comics*)

King Agamemnon is rescued by a time travelling child named Kevin during a battle with a Minotaur. He adopts Kevin, before he is “rescued” by his time traveling companions.(*Time Bandits*)

### **1,200 B.C.E**

Approximate date of a catastrophic war between the Sarkic Kalmaktama Empire and various Mediterranean kingdoms, resulting in the Bronze Age Collapse and the fall of Sarkic civilization. (*SCP Foundation*)

### **1,194-1,184 B.C.E.**

Helen of Sparta, wife of Menelaus of Sparta, is abducted and taken to Troy. The King of Sparta appeals to his brother, Agamemnon for help. Agamemnon is motivated by the abduction of his adopted son, a time traveling boy named "Kevin"(*Time Bandits)* and doesn't wish to have someone else in his family be separated from a loved one. The two declare war on Troy. Beginning the Trojan War that rages for a decade(*Greek Mythology*)*.*

### **C.1,193 B.C.E.**

Bio leaves the immortal troglodyte community and, now as a male named Bion, is sent to the Ilium by King Agamemnon to fight for the city against the Greeks(*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*)

### **1,191 B.C.E.**

Keadau is born on planet Almea to Zolcruvos and Fanteilures (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,184 B.C.E.**

Bion fights in the Trojan War, an effort by the Greek gods to cull their failed demigod hybrids from humanity.

 The Doctor visits this time period and creates the Trojan Horse infiltrate the city of Troy. Bion would later claim to have said "Oh look! What a wonderful horse!" and that they, in retrospect, regarded this to have been the stupidest thing he ever said. The First Doctor and his companions Steven Taylor and Saffron Monsoon encounter time travellers Doug Phillips and Tony Newman at the end of the Trojan War. The time travellers work together to create the Trojan horse. Bion is present at the fall of Troy, escaping it with the trojan prince Aeneas his father Anchises, son Ascanius, and a few other refugees, after the hero Achilles is slain. (*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Greek Mythology, The Iliad*, *The Aeneid*)). Saffy elects to remain behind when the Doctor and Steven leave. Having fallen in love with Troilus, she adopts the name “Cressida”(*Doctor Who, The Time Tunnel*).

In Egypt, Set kills Osiris again, taking control of Egypt once more(*Egyptian Mythology*),

Thor's hammer is stolen by Loki before eventually returned(*Norse Mythology*).

Following the Trojan War, an outraged Poseidon curses Odysseus to wander the seas for ten years. Poseidon then betrays his people in Atlantis and uses the cyclops Gargarensis in an attempt to bring the Titans back to Earth, but is defeated by the Atlantean Arkantos. Atlantis sinks once more in the process(*Age of Mythology*). One camp of survivors go to Mesoamerica, where they influence the Mayan civilization. The New Atlantis camp settles Antarctica. Set's worshippers are driven out of Egypt.

### **c.1,180 B.C.E.**

After six years of wandering, Bion, along with Aeneas and his family and followers, land in Carthage, where Aeneas has a brief but intense love affair with Dido, on their way to Italy (*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*).

Death of Gideon. The Israelites immediately return to worshipping Baal (*Book of Judges*).

Abimilech ben Gideon kills all but one of his brothers and declares himself king of Israel (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,177 B.C.E.**

The people of New Atlantis, who now worship the Titans, attempt to conquer the world. They are ultimately defeated.

War between Israel and Shechem ends with the destruction of Shechem and the death of Gideon(*Book of Judges*).

Tola ben Puah ben Dodo becomes Judge of Israel (*Book of Judges*).

On the planet Almea, King Zolcruvos of Cad’inas annexes Lānavo (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **c.1,177 BCE-5th Century B.C.E.**

The Paleo-Nordic civilization collapses due to unknown reasons. While the Norse gods remain in power, the Norse peoples are reduced to barbarian tribes until the arrival of Gefjon(*Norse Mythology*).

### **Post-1,177 B.C.E.**

The New Atlanteans evolve into merpeople. The Cyclops species is driven to extinction.

### **1,174 B.C.E.**

Odysseus finally returns to Ithaca (*The Odyssey*).

### **1,166 B.C.E.**

Greyface Gruad creates the myth of Anti-Erisianism (*Principia Discordia*).

### **1,163 B.C.E.**

Keadau of Cad’inas marries Givet’ulis of Araunicoros on planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,161 B.C.E.**

Vacunesec is born on planet Almea to Keadau and Givet’ulis (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,154 B.C.E.**

Death of Tola. Jair of Gilead becomes Judge of Israel (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,153 B.C.E.**

Zolcruvos of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Keadau succeeds him as king (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,141 B.C.E.**

The Battle of Siloas Falls is fought on the planet Almea between Cad’inas and Munkhâsh, ending in Cad’inorian victory and expelling Munkhâsh from Eretald. In celebration, King Keadau of Cad’inas declares himself Emperor (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,132 B.C.E.**

Death of Jair. The Israelites once again fall into sin, and this time are conquered by the Ammonites and Philistines (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,114 B.C.E.**

Jepthah, bastard son of Gilead, leads the Israelites to victory over the Ammonites and becomes the next Judge of Israel. He also sacrifices his daughter as part of an unfortunately-worded vow to God (*Book of Judges*).

### **c.1,110 B.C.E.**

After living with the family of Aeneas in Italy, including Aeneas's son Ascanius, Bion accompanies Brutus, Aeneas's grandson, who is banished from Italy after accidentally killing his father.(*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*, *English Mythology*).

### **1,108 B.C.E.**

Death of Jephthah. Ibzan of Bethlehem becomes next Judge of Israel (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,101 B.C.E.**

Bion is present when Brutus receives a vision from Diana that he is to found a mighty island nation. After several months sailing they arrive at what will become known as the British Isles(*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*).

Death of Ibzan. Elon of Zebulun becomes next Judge of Israel (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,100 B.C.E.**

Bion accompanies Brutus and his followers to the island which Brutus claims it as "Brutain", after himself. The island, however, is inhabited by savage giants. Later, Brutus and his ally Brennus would gain magical powers from the Goddess Andraste. Brutus uses his powers to create an entirely new system of magic. Brennus uses his to become immortal(*English Mythology*).

### **1,100 BCE-C.1,090 BCE**

After some ten years of fighting the giants native to Brutain, they are driven almost to extinction. Corineus, Brutus's best wrestler and later founder of Cornwall, having previously taken the giant's chieftain, Gogmagog, prisoner at Totnes, throws him over a cliff during a wrestling match at a place which is thereafter known as Langoënagog (trans: "The Giants Leap") in modern day Plymouth(*English Mythology*)

### **1,000s B.C.E.**

At some point after Bion's arrival in 1,100 BCE, he leaves Troy-Novatum, Brutus's new capital, for other lands.

### **1,091 B.C.E.**

Death of Elon. Abdon ben Hillel becomes next Judge of Israel (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,085 B.C.E.**

God begins to gain a following amongst the Israelite people. The Israelites spread the word of God and warn people against following Lucifer (*Supernatural*).

### **1,083 B.C.E.**

Death of Abdon. The Israelites yet again fall into sin, and are conquered by the Philistines (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,081 B.C.E.**

The empire of Cad’inas absorbs the kingdom of Tel Neuor on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,079 B.C.E.**

Birth of Saul (*1 Samuel*).

The empire of Cad’inas absorbs the kingdom of Arosd on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,072 B.C.E.**

The Milesians embark from Spain and conquer Ireland (*Book of Invasions*).

### **1,063 B.C.E.**

Birth of Samson to Manoah and an unnamed wife (*Book of Judges*)

Samson kills a lion, and later takes some honey out of a nest that some bees had made in its corpse. Later that week, he marries a Philistine woman. A sequence of events leads him to massacre the Philistines. Samson becomes Judge of Israel (*Book of Judges*).

Delilah manages to cut Samson's hair. Samson loses his great strength and is easily taken prisoner by the Philistines, blinded, and forced into menial labour (*Book of Judges*).

### **1,062 B.C.E.**

Ceornactec becomes emperor of Cad’inas on the planet Almea. He promulgates the first written code of Cad’inorian law during his reign (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,056 B.C.E.**

Prince Kharis is mummified alive when he is caught stealing sacred tana leaves in an attempt to revive his lost love, Princess Ananka.(*The Mummy, Universal series*)

### **1,050 B.C.E.**

Queen Serenity begins her rule over the Silver Millenium, a kingdom on the Moon. Her people are assigned with the task of protecting Earth from hostile alien forces (*Sailor Moon*)

### **Before 1,049 B.C.E.**

Samuel becomes priest to Eli, and later the final Judge of Israel(*1 Samuel*).

The Israelites suffer a series of defeats at the hands of the Philistines, culminating in the capture of the Ark of the Covenant by Palastu. The Philistines return the Ark after God defeats Dagon in battle(*1 Samuel*)(Dagon here is also a Fish God from the H.P. Lovecraft stories).

Samuel leads Israel to victory over Palastu(*1 Samuel*).

### **1,049 B.C.E.**

Samuel anoints Saul as first king of Israel. (*1 Samuel*)

Saul leads Israel to victory over the Ammonites. (*1 Samuel*)

The Israelites defeat the Philistines at the battle of Gilgal, but Samuel predicts doom for Saul due to him making a sacrifice before Samuel showed up. (*1 Samuel*)

### **1,047 B.C.E.**

Birth of Ishbaal to Saul and Ahinoam(*2 Samuel*).

### **1,043 B.C.E.**

At a festival of Dagon, Samson, his hair having grown back, brings the temple down on top of himself and the Philistines, killing everybody (*Book of Judges*). The original text does not mention what happened to Delilah, the woman who betrayed Samson. A Hollywood version of the story has her decide to help Samson after falling in love with him and survive the temple collapsing.

### **1,042 B.C.E.**

The empire of Cad’inas absorbs the kingdom of Seraeor on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1,041 B.C.E.**

Emperor Ceornactec of Cad’inas dies on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **1.040 B.C.E.**

Birth of David to Jesse and Nitzevet(*1 Samuel*)

### **1,028 B.C.E.**

High Priest Thothek curses Prince Zethi of Egypt to sleep as long as darkness reigns.

### **1,020 B.C.E.**

The Vader Clan destroys the planet Denji. Denji survivors flee to Earth, interbreeding with the local population(*Denshi Sentai Denziman).*

### **Before 1,007 B.C.E.**

Israel crushes Amalek but Saul decides to spare king Agag(*1 Samuel*)

Saul anoints David ben Jesse as king and takes him to play a lyre to comfort Saul, who is suffering from an annoying imp(*1 Samuel*)

Goliath of Gath challenges any of the Israelites to a duel, with the promise that if he loses, the Philistines will become their slaves. With the aid of a time travelling Xena and Gabrielle (*Xena: Warrior Princess*), David ben Jesse defeats him, gaining victory for the Israelites with minimal loss of life. David gains admiration from the Israelites and becomes a good friend of Jonathan ben Saul (*1 Samuel*).

Fearing David's growing popularity, Saul puts him in charge of a cohort of the army, hoping he will die in battle (*1 Samuel*).

Saul offers David the hand of his daughter, Michal, in marriage if he can collect 1,000 Philistine foreskins. David collects 2,000 and marries Michal (*1 Samuel*).

Saul attempts to assassinate David, but David escapes with the aid of Michal and Jonathan and flees to Gath and then Adullam, where he gathers a small army of the downtrodden(*1 Samuel*).

David's army defends Keilah against the Philistines. David's followers swell in number, but have to flee from Saul(*1 Samuel*).

Death of Samuel(*1 Samuel*).

David takes his army into Gath and serves as a mercenary for king Achish to discourage Saul from pursuing him. In payment for services rendered, Achish cedes Ziklag to David. David ruthlessly raids Philistine territories, leaving nobody alive, but tells Achish that he has been raiding the Israelites (*1 Samuel*).

### **1,007 B.C.E.**

The Philistines gather for war against Israel. Samuel's ghost tells Saul that he's doomed(*1 Samuel*).

Other Philistine kings kick David and his soldiers out of the army(*1 Samuel*).

The Philistines defeated at Battle of Mount Gilboa. Saul and his sons die in battle(*1 Samuel*).

David is formally declared king of Israel, but is supported only by Judah. Ishbaal ben Saul takes the throne of Israel, but David retains control of Judah. Israel descends into civil war between followers of David and of Ishbaal(*2 Samuel*)/

David has sex with Bathsheba, wife of his general Uriah, and gets her pregnant. In order to cover his tracks, he has Uriah sent to the site of the fiercest fighting, where he dies in battle. David then marries Bathsheba (*2 Samuel*).

Birth of Solomon to David and Bathsheba (*2 Samuel*).

### **1,005 B.C.E.**

**October 6:** An unnamed boy is born among the savage Kurgans in what will one day be known as Russia. He narrowly survives into adulthood (*Highlander*).

### **1,003 B.C.E.**

David defeats Ishbaal and becomes second king of united Israel. The capital of the country is moved to Jerusalem, and a new temple is built there to house the Ark of the Covenant(*2 Samuel*).

David expands Israel's borders by a substantial amount, defeating and subjugating numerous other kings, while also dealing with an attempted usurpation by his third son, Absalom (*2 Samuel*).

The Goa'uld Queen Egeria spawns a legion of offspring to overthrow Ra, dubbing them the Tok'ra (*Stargate SG-1*).

### **1,002 B.C.E.**

Baruban space pirates attack the hidden forest of Ginga, but are driven off(*Seijuu Sentai Gingaman*).

### **1,001 B.C.E.**

Approximate birth of a Mok'tagar demon that will one day be known as Kathy Newman (*Buffy the Vampire Slayer*).

### **1,000 B.C.E.**

The Galaxy Sabers and Galactibeasts are sealed on Miranoi (*Power Rangers Lost Galaxy*).

The kingdom of Animaria falls in a war against the demonic Orgs. A piece of Animaria is lifted into the sky, the rest razed. The kingdom's guardian deity is killed, and his children go into hiding. The Orgs are defeated or sealed. (*Power Rangers Wild Force*). The galaxy conqueror Horath is sealed in another dimension, with the keys to his prison scattered across Earth. (*The Sarah Jane Adventures*)(since its not mentioned who imprisoned him we will say that he was a member of the Orgs that was also sealed away at this time).

A Slayer is activated in Morocco near the river Sebu. (*Buffy the Vampire Slayer*).

Approximate date that Pharaoh Atem locks away the power of the Shadow Games, sealing his own memory to prevent them from being reawaken (*Yu-Gi-Oh!* [Japanese version]). His father Aknamkanon and his successor Seto are presumed to have lived at around this time.

## **999 B.C.E.-801 B.C.E.**

### **996 B.C.E.**

The Moroccan Slayer imprisons Kandida for 3,000 years, dies soon afterwards. (*Buffy the Vampire Slayer*).

### **c. 990 B. C. E.**

A kind tactician becomes a main character and challenges Iihiko Shishime, but is killed (*Manga/Medaka Box*).

### **988 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, General Čejiras of Čiqay raids the Bucair barbarians, but comes to respect them and recruits them into his army (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **982 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Emperor Šuidibur IV of Axunai feels threatened by the success of Čejiras, and orders the latter to retire. In response, Čejiras declares himself Emperor and marches to the capital. Šuidibur hires other barbarian groups to stop him, setting off a civil war and the beginning of Axunaic decline, with distal provinces becoming independent (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **978 B.C.E.**

The empire of Cad’inas absorbs the kingdoms of Beion and Catafán on the planet Almea. Araunicoros objects to this conquest, and has its western lands annexed as punishment (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **976 B.C.E.**

In a fit of jealousy, the goddess Venus curses the unicorn Unico to forever drift through time (*Unico*).

### **972 B.C.E.**

Birth of Rehoboam to Solomon and Naamah (*1 Kings*).

### **970 B.C.E.**

Order of Taraka is founded in Israel around this time (*Buffy the Vampire Slayer*).

An unnamed member of the Kurgans is murdered by his father in a drunken rage when the man bashes his head in with a rock. However, he finds himself rising again as an Immortal, and promptly exterminates the rest of the tribe before claiming the name The Kurgan for himself. The Kurgan sets off to wander the world, raping and pillaging wherever he goes (*Highlander*).

### **968 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Čejiras conquers the northern kingdom of Bolon, then dies later that year. The Skourene states have largely collapsed, and by this time many Cuzeians have fled west to the new kingdom of Metauro, mixing their culture with the natives (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **966 B.C.E.**

Tevorandos becomes emperor of Cad’inas on the planet Almea. He builds theatres, temples and roads in his reign (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **965 B.C.E.**

Death of David. Solomon ben David becomes king of Israel. Solomon is known for his wisdom, and during his reign writes several books of poetry and philosophy as well as an erotic poem or two(*1 Kings*). Presumably at one point he bestows his wisdom to the wizard Shazam, granting him the "Wisdom of Solomon"*(DC Comics*).

### **961 B.C.E.**

The Great Temple of Solomon is built in Jerusalem. Its Holy of Holies houses the Ark of the Covenant (*The Bible*).

### **960 B.C.E.**

Bion is now female again and in Cathay (China), is again using her female name, Bio. Serving as handmaiden to King Mu, she travelled to Mount K'un Lun where they encounter Lu Wo, the giant, human-headed tiger god who administrated the paradise of K'un Lun. Bio stays at K'un Lun as lover to Hsi Wang Mu for nearly 200 years(*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen*).

### **935 B.C.E.**

Emperor Tevorandos of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **934 B.C.E.**

By this time, the southern kingdom of Tandau is effectively independent from Axunai on the planet Almea. Its government is much more functional and less despotic (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **931 B.C.E.**

Death of Solomon. Rehoboam ben Solomon is formally appointed king of Israel, but all tribes except Judah reject him in favour of Jeroboam I ben Nebat. Israel divides into two countries; Jeroboam rules the country called Israel, while Rehoboam rules over Judah(*1 Kings*).

### **926 B.C.E.**

Judah sacked by orders of Pharaoh Sheshonk I (*1 Kings*).

### **923 B.C.E.**

Benoras becomes emperor of Cad’inas on the planet Almea. On the advice of the philosopher Genremos, he abolishes hereditary positions in government and establishes a meritocracy (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **916 B.C.E.**

Mariners from the Skourene republic of Kolatimand on the planet Almea discover the continent of Arcél, with First Contact made with the kingdom of Uytai after several expeditions. Meanwhile, the Zone of Fire weakens enough for a group of Nanese to cross it, thereby colonizing Bekkai (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **913 B.C.E.**

Death of Rehoboam. Abijam becomes king of Judah (*1 Kings*).

### **911 B.C.E.**

Death of Abijam. Asa becomes king of Judah (*1 Kings*).

### **910 B.C.E.**

Death of Jeroboam I. Nadab becomes king of Israel (*1 Kings*)

### **909 B.C.E.**

Baasha ben Ahijah assassinates Nadab and becomes king of Israel (*1 Kings*).

### **908 B.C.E.**

Birth of Jehoshaphat to Asa ben Abijam and Azubah bat Shilhi (*1 Kings*).

### **899 B.C.E.**

The Bucair chieftain Ašives proclaims the founding of the kingdom of Bukanel on the planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **896 B.C.E.**

Juan Ramirez is born under the name Tak-Ne in Egypt (*Highlander*).

### **886 B.C.E.**

Death of Baasha. Elah becomes king of Israel (*1 Kings*)

### **885 B.C.E.**

Zimri, commander of the royal chariots, assassinates Elah and declares himself king of Israel. He himself is killed by within a week by the army (*1 Kings*)

Israel descends into civil war between followers of Omri and Tibni (*1 Kings*)

### **880 B.C.E.**

House of Omri emerges victorious from civil war, leaving Omri as king of Israel. Omri establishes Samaria as the new capital of Israel (*1 Kings*).

King Omri marries Jezebel and worships Baal. They face opposition from Elijah and his followers, as well as the armies of king Ben-hadad II of Aram (*1 Kings*).

Birth of Jehoram to Jehoshaphat ben Asa and his unnamed wife(*2 Kings*).

### **875 B.C.E.**

Birth of Ahaziah to Jehoram and his unnamed wife (*2 Kings*)

### **874 B.C.E.**

Death of Omri. Ahab becomes king of Israel (*1 Kings*).

### **873 B.C.E.**

Death of Asa. Jehoshaphat becomes king of Judah. (1 Kings)

### **853 B.C.E.**

Israel and Judah carry out a joint military strike against Aram. King Ahab of Israel is killed by friendly fire, and Ahaziah becomes king of Israel (*1 Kings*).

### **852 B.C.E.**

Ahaziah suffers a nasty fall and dies, cursed by Elijah. Joram becomes king of Israel. (*2 Kings)*

King Mesha of Moab rebels against Israel. Kings Joram of Israel, Jehoshaphat of Judah and the king of Edom march out to defeat him, and are reluctantly saved from dying of thirst *en route* by Elisha (*2 Kings*).

### **848 B.C.E.**

Death of Jehoshaphat. Jehoram becomes king of Judah (*2 Kings*).

### **844 B.C.E.**

Keadau II of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Decanos succeeds him as emperor (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **841 B.C.E.**

Death of Jehoram. Ahaziah becomes king of Judah (*2 Kings*).

Ahaziah dies soon after taking the throne. Athaliah seizes control of Judah and tries to kill the entire royal family, but Joash ben Jehoram is spirited away to safety (*2 Kings*).

One of Elisha's prophets anoints Jehu as king of Israel. Jehu assassinates Joram and his wife, Jezebel(Not the same one that married Omri) and puts a stop to idolatry in Israel (*2 Kings*).

### **835 B.C.E.**

Jehoiada anoints Joash as king of Judah. Athaliah is put to death, Joash takes the throne, and worship of Baal is ended in Judah (*2 Kings*).

### **829 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Emperor Decanos of Cad’inas proposes to King Durririȟ of Araunicoros that their two realms merge together and worship the same gods, on the grounds that they speak the same language. Durririȟ accepts only on the condition that Cad’inas adopts the Arániceri pantheon first. Decanos is fully aware that this is not an earnest proposal, and calls his bluff by making a big show of dedicating a temple and 200 priests to the Arániceri gods, then occupies Araunicoros when Durririȟ refuses to honor the deal (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **827 B.C.E.**

On the planet Almea, Emperor Decanos of Cad’inas declares former King Durririȟ of Araunicoros to be his co-emperor (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **826 B.C.E.**

The prophet Babur founds the monotheistic and proselytizing religion of Jippirasti in the Tžuro lands north of Skouras on the planet Almea. Durririȟ “retires” as co-emperor of Cad’inas, under Cad’inorian coercion (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **824 B.C.E.**

Aerbelgo of Cad’inas is born on planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **821 B.C.E.**

Birth of Amaziah to king Joash of Judah and his unnamed wife (*2 Kings*).

### **820 B.C.E.**

Decanos of Cad’inas dies on planet Almea. His son Aelut’med’os succeeds him as emperor (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **817 B.C.E.**

The Jippirasti prophet Babur dies on planet Almea (*Mark Rosenfelder’s Constructed World*).

### **814 B.C.E.**

Death of Jehu. Jehoahaz becomes king of Israel (*2 Kings*)

### c**. 800-500 B.C.E.**

The Zarathustran faith( a stand in for the Zoroastrian faith based on Friedrich Nietzsche's book *Thus Spoke Zarathustra*) one of the first large religions set up around God, appears in Persia.