Eddie Douglass

Eddie Douglass just vibin' tbh

**Eddothy Jonesy Douglass III** is an American professional referee from Lafayette County. Legend says that if you bump him in the ring you will be future endeavoured and your career has been buried.

## **Fun Facts:**

* He is the president of the Kingsmen Fanclub - Boston, Massachusetts branch
* One time, he wrestled an anaconda twice the size of him for possession of a small mouse called Franklin in 1909. Douglass won, and so kept the mouse until this present day.
* He is often regarded as a Wrestling Figure collector, with rumours saying following Nemesis 5.1, Eddie Douglass fled the backstage to clear out the nearest walmart of Endgame Special Attire figures.
* He was blacklisted from IMBD's "Top 100 Most Beautiful Men in the World" after multiple unidentified editors kept putting Eddie Douglass at the top of their lists. Col Needham said in an interview "It is unfair for people on my website to put Eddie Douglass on these lists as he is undeniably too beautiful and sexy to men, women and the world that his presence on these lists destroys friendly competition". Multiple celebrities came forward to criticise the decision, with the hashtag #SexyEddieDouglass trending in 17 countries after the interview.
* It is widely regarded in England that Eddie Douglass is the famous street artist 'Banksy'
* When he used to actively wrestle, Eddie Douglass gained multiple sponsorships with many brands, but was particularly known for his partnership with Pepsi. As a token of thanks, Eddie invented a move he dubbed "The Pepsi Plunge", a top rope butterfly facebuster popularised by indie wrestler CM Punk.
* Eddie Douglass has 144 kids
* He is often credited with popularizing the close shave buzzcut, which is used by serving members of the military.
* Eddie Douglass once had a 6 day iron man match, where he scored 8,600 falls.
* Fans of his claim that Eddie Douglass invented wrestling. He took the first ever back bump, and threw the first ever worked punch.
* Eddie Douglass was once 8ft tall, but shrunk himself to be more fair to his competitors.
* In a match against Dazza Dundee, Eddie Douglass hit a shooting star press which broke his neck. He managed to finish the match, but did a second shooting star press and landed the exact same way. This bump repaired Douglass' previously broken neck, but gave him a massive concussion which eventually led to his retirement. Douglass would go on to teach this shooting star press to Brock Lesnar.
* Eddie Douglass technically beat the Undertaker’s Wrestlemania streak by playing him in Rock Paper Scissors prior to Wrestlemania 19, but it was never recorded and thus never counted.
* Eddie Douglass was pencilled in to unify the WWE World Heavyweight Championship and the WWE Championship, however was written out of the story after Vince McMahon blamed Douglass for Sin Cara landing on his neck and breaking his pinkie finger in his entrance, then screaming for medical assistance around the arena for fifteen minutes straight. Douglass was blamed because he was rolling on the floor laughing as this transpired.
* It is widely regarded that there are only 2 women in this world who possess the ability to calm Eddie down, these being Cassidy Clark and Cali Kaplan, for Eddie would never talk back to a Kingswomen.
* It is a subject of debate whether or not Eddie Douglass speaks. The only words he's ever been recorded saying are numbers 1 - 20.
* Eddie Douglass created the colour black.
* Eddie Douglass confirmed in an interview that he stopped a violent attack on a school kid he saw in his neighbourhood with just a finger shove. He saved the boy from an almost fateful situation. That boy would then grow up to later become Cody Rhodes.
* Eddie Douglass got drunk one night with friends on an excursion to Japan, he was dared to go into the sea, whilst in there he kicked something in there, causing a massive tsunami, it was later revealed Godzilla was attempting to invade Japan, and that Eddie single handedly saved the entirety of Japan with his powerful kicks.
* Eddie Douglass is well known for being extremely bitter to taste. If you lick him, allegedly the bitterness sends you into a catatonic like state, this is a defense mechanism he formed after he was nearly eaten by a cannibal tribe in africa.
* Eddie Douglass invented a system where people could sell their art protected for bitcoin, but people used it to create awfully made monkeys and lions with stolen pieces. After several seconds of thinking, Eddie Douglass managed to use his radiation poisoning to irreparably damage all the servers hosting these images, erasing them from existence and replacing them with Kingsmen themed Bitcoins.
* Eddie Douglass' shirt is actually a part of his skin, but his pants are just normal.
* Eddie Douglass beat up Chuck Norris.
* Eddie Douglass is paid royalties by every man named Eddie around the world, this is due to for his 457th birthday, Professional Wrestler, Santos Jarrett helped Eddie obtain the trademark for the name Eddie.
* Eddie Douglass' lick possesses the ability to heal wounds, as seen here
* Eddie Douglass has a twin brother called Edwin Douglass, they are identical down to the very minute detail, such as the amount of eyelashes they each have, and which pizza toppings they will get into a physical fight over.