Alijah and Logan: The Movie

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**Alijah and Logan: The Movie** is the only film based on the real-life series, Alijah and Logan. It is rated PG for its brief cursing/mild language, crude humor, comic violence and usage of several firearms. It was made by the combined effort of a group of kids, and tried its best in quality. The movie is overall estimated to be between 2 and 3 hours.

## Synopsis

Alijah and Logan have done all sorts of things in Whatchamacallit, but today, what they pulled was unbearable. They messed up the city so bad that they were chased out of it, and an unknown force from another country came to take over. After being warned by an ancient spirit, they must go on a long journey and seek the help of a magical princess to help save the people.

## Plot

### Phase 1

The first thing that emits on the screen is a thunderstorm, as a man walks through blistering winds to get to a movie theater. As soon as the lightning strikes, he's right next to a door that has the Thunderbolt Inc. logo on it, knocking for assistance. A shadowy figure opens the door and asks why he's here, as the man says he's here for the *Alijah and Logan* movie.

As soon as he says that, the skies clear and become a bright, optimistic blue with the surroundings becoming more merry. After that, the figure behind the door let him in, as the man collected his bag of popcorn, large drink and pair of cinema movie glasses, only to bumble into a theater full of people. He sat down as we zoom into the large screen.

It starts with an animation where Alijah and Logan, in their 2D forms, sort out the credits. Alijah places a sign that says "Thunderbolt Inc. Presents...", while Logan puts up a sign that says "...in association with ourselves...". After that, the two throw those to the side, have *Alijah and Logan: The Movie* appear behind them, and immediately have it disappear after a while.

A couch moves into the scene, and the two sit down on it, with the environment also moving into place. Then, Logan burped, which caused everything to go back into the real world. Tugging his green polo shirt, Alijah reaches for the remote, only to find it unsuccessful. Alijah then asks Logan where the remote is.

It was in his hand, but the blonde brute still couldn't tell. The go-getter slacker then grabbed the remote from out of his hand and turned on the TV, seeing a man blowing up before he changes the channel and sees an episode of *The Wario and Waluigi Show*, changing it yet again. This time, however, he saw the news channel explaining a bank being robbed.

You'd think they would be worried, but... nope. They instead changed the channel and saw a walking Milky-Way Bar dancing. The two giggled like children as they watched, only to hear something outside.

(WIP)

### Ending

In the middle of Whatchamacallit, they finally won the battle with the power of friendship. Everyone was turned back to normal, the rival army teamed up with the others, and all the innocents were freed from their slave work. After it was all over, someone arrived in a car, and once they stepped out of it, Peyton had her jaw drop.

Turns out it was her mother. She was wearing shades, and took them off to look at Peyton with a frustrated glare. Peyton ran to her for a hug, as her mother hugged back with a sinister glare. After that, she suggested that she'd come with her, with Peyton thinking for a while. Peyton's mother took it as a no, asking her to "play for a bit".

Peyton accepted, only for her to reveal her abusive side and how she grew into being just like her. She ridiculed her for her flaws, attacked her for losing at tic-tac-toe, and even choked her for asking to stop. The only reason Peyton's mother stopped was because of Josh yelling "WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" She then decided to nab her anyways, dragging her into her car to take with her. Alijah decided to stand up for her, only to be whacked by her purse.

Everyone realized why Peyton was the way she was, and helped stick up for her, with Logan deciding to do something intelligent: he slammed his foot so hard that Peyton's mother fell into the car and accidentally drove away to where she soon ran into a pole, dropping her daughter in the process. She was arrested, as Peyton admits how her idolizing her mom turned her into a monster.

Luckily, everyone forgave her, as Alijah, Logan, Peyton and Isaiah were all in the center of the crowd, cheering with the others. Everyone decided to part ways, with King Wizardus restoring the town to its former state. Only then did Alijah and Logan look in the crater General Malcomitch was in. When he got out, he was heavily bruised, and somewhat bleeding.

Waltzing out, the general asked the two how they did it. They answered with "friendship" as Peyton and Isaiah were in the distance, making a mutual friendship. Before anyone could make another move, 2D-Thin knocked out General Malcomitch and dragged him away. The kids decide to leave it behind as Isaiah is picked up by his parents, with Felker finally appreciating his son for what he did.

Later, Alijah and Logan finally arrive to their main neighborhood. Everyone in it started to chase after them, but they stopped to pick them up and cheer for them. Alijah asked why, with the others telling them how they saved the town, and stating they "aren't so bad after all". They decided to give them what they always wanted: Milky-Way Bars.

Before one either could take one bite out of them, Josh stepped out and asked who broke his TV, with him finding out who it was quicker than ever: Alijah and Logan. Despite it being accidental, he chased them with a belt as they ran, which ended the movie once Logan ran into the screen, shattering everything. Alijah then decided to slap "THE END" onto the screen, only to be yanked away as the two endure a heavy beating.

Now that the movie is over, the credits roll in, which not only feature animation, but also bring up scenes from other episodes, and even the pilot at the end of it. At the end of the animated part of the ending credits, Alijah and Logan's stickman forms decide to stop while running into each other, fist bumping... only to cause an explosion that leads to the title of the movie. Then the real credits appear, and at the end, Waluigi walks through saying "neat movie", while Wario farts by the screen, laughs, and walks off with Waluigi.

### After-Credits

#### #1

General Malcomitch is seen in a magical land possessing a black-and-white form similar to Alijah and Logan's when the intro plays. He's confused as he walks around the land in fear before seeing 2D-Thin in front of him holding a giant mallet. While he speaks gibberish, General Malcomitch somehow understands him, and after he gets done talking, he knocks him far away until he lands in a hole next to a sign saying "Whoopee cushions go here", missing the hole "scumbags go here" as construction workers fill up the other hole, leaving for others to carry boxes of whoopee cushions.

Landing in a black abyss of nothingness, he somehow finds himself on the cold, hard ground alone and happy... at least until he sees Alijah and Logan beside him. The general tries to avoid them, but they appear again on the other side, and the more he runs, the more copies of them appear. He then tries to jump out before seeing 2D-Thin holding a sign that said "This is your punishment", kicking him back down and walking away with a skip in his step. General Malcomitch was left to go insane by the clones of Alijah and Logan's annoyance.

#### #2

The Cooper Kids are in a cannon, waking up to Alijah and Logan shaking the hands of fancy little girls wearing nametags in a magical house. Frightened, Fishgills asks Logan where they are, as he answers him with how America and the Fairy Colony are making a mutual truce. Sooner or later, Princess Opal asks Alijah to come with her, as in another room, you could hear smooching that implies her kissing him.

Anyways, as the ribbon was cut, revealing a rock statue of Alijah and Logan holding a sign saying "We're harmless". After they did that, they fired off the cannon as Pufferlips tried to blow it out, instead coughing up gunpowder that makes it go faster. Fishgills would normally be so mad that he would strangle him, but he was curious, and asked him how gunpowder got into his mouth, with Pufferlips saying it was from his lunch. That was his last line, with Fishgills yelling "ALIJAH AND LOGAN!!!", before being shot into the distance.

## Trivia

* This was meant to be the end of the series, but due to its success and the series' rep by its fans, it got a whole new season.
* The movie was inspired by most blockbuster masterpieces, but mainly *Barnyard*, *Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show*, *The Spongebob Squarepants Movie* and basically all of the *Kung Fu Panda* movies at once.
* It features a cameo by Wario and Waluigi from *The Wario and Waluigi Show*, and they even make an impact on the show/movie at the end.