Skald

**Skald** is an NPC in Feral. He can be located in Kobold Camp, Mugmyre Marsh.

## Description

Skald is mainly dark red in color and has a werewolf-like face with large, fluffy ears. Also, Skald has short, stubby legs, a large tail, and long arms, and some kind of antenna on the top of his head.

## Quotes

	+ "Suit yourself, friend. Enjoy your life, however uninspired it may be!"
	+ "Excellent! Come closely, because this isn't a secret I share with everyone: I have a sketchbook on me at all times, and when I'm out exploring, I keep my eyes open for unique landmarks, strange occurrences, and out-of-place items."
* "Take that broom over there. Some people might see it as nothing more than a sweeping apparatus, but I try to find out the deeper story: who does it belong to? Why is it in the weapons rack? How did it get here?""Ooo, this is a good one. I've got to make a quick sketch!"
* "A few more hundred bristles, and my sketch of that broom over there will be complete!""Oh, I see you have a sketchbook of your own! Keep it close and keep your eyes open: you never know when something might inspire you!"

	+ “But the truth is… I’m not getting the reach I want on my “BEST MINIATURE WARM POTATO SNACKS OF FERAL” food vlog, and I hear the Ogasa’s traditional hat-shaped potato cakes are to DIE for. I could REALLY use a numbers boost… and a snack… Sigh…”
	+ “No nonono!! Sigh… but the truth is… I’m not getting the reach I want on my “BEST MINIATURE WARM POTATO SNACKS OF FERAL” food vlog, and I hear the Ogasa’s traditional hat-shaped potato cakes are to DIE for. I could REALLY use a numbers boost… and a snack… Sigh…”

* “And… it’s funny, once I put that hat on, it was like I wasn’t any different from any of them!! We had a great talk about fry oil flavor notes, and they even invited me to their next potato roast! But… now they’ll be waiting for their new friend, Hatson Hatter, and he’ll never come… He’ll NEVER COME!”

* "Well, according to the comments section of my BEVERAGE BOSS blog, there are at least SEVERAL of us!"
* "NICE! So right now, a rare Ventvapor Plant is blooming in Hallowmist. These things ONLY blossom when the Crossing vents energy from the planet's core!"
* "The vapor the plant produces is supposed to make the purest, most refreshing VaporMist Tea on this side of the galaxy. The beverage community is TINGLING with EXCITEMENT!"
* "The trouble is, the Vapor is only safe AFTER the plants are harvested. Right now its infused with whatever business is at the planet's core, and that is NOT a part of my diet."
* "If I'm exposed to it in the wild, it could damage my precious, sophisticated, award-winning sense of smell and taste, and I can't risk that. How will the beverage community know which beverages are 5 stars?"
* "Hey, you'll be fine! Sparks like you can handle being exposed to energy from the planet's core. Mostly. Hmm, maybe stick to getting the job done within 5 minutes-just to be safe!"
* "PLEASE, for the sake of beverage-lovers near and far, HURRY! OUR TASTE BUDS ARE IN NEED!"
* "Right!!! Thanks to that Spark of yours, you should be able to jive with the planet's energy just fine-but don't push it! Harvest those plants in 5 minutes to be safe."
* "YES! YOU DID IT! That's it, that's it! I can't believe after all this time, I'll get to savor the rare VaporMist Tea that Beverage Blogger "The Drink Babe" has written so much about... I'm going to get at LEAST 10 comments on this! THANK YOU!"

	+ "Wait have you not heard of it? The most-read romance novel in all of Planet Feral?!? WINTER'S ETERNAL SPRING?! As a collector of all things exclusive and tasteful, I of course have an extremely rare copy. A copy that is ONLY valuable in GOOD condition. Not like t- THIS!!"
	+ "Don't blame ME! I'm a COLLECTOR, I'm all about MINT CONDITION. I don't even bend the pages on books to mark my place! Not to mention... the last three pages are MISSING from the book completely."
	+ "If you've read Winter's Eternal Spring, you understand it's mostly, well, longing and wistful staring. But then finally, in the last three pages, LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S NO POINT TO THIS BOOK WITHOUT THE LAST THREE PAGES."
	+ "INDEED WE MUST. Now, I last trusted my precious collectors edition to MIKELLE, because I thought she would RESPECT the bonus essay on "The Difference Between Handsome and Mesmerizingly Handsome" but obviously she did NOT. PLEASE ask her WHAT HAPPENED and RECOVER THOSE PAGES."
* "OH! You found the pages, thank goodness, I've been daydreaming about the BIG KISS SCENE all day but I just couldn't do it justice. Lily Lavender really is the BEST romance writer on Planet Feral! So what happened to my precious book?"
	+ "...Scrapps did WHAT?! Ooh, all THREE of them are going to help me do restorative magic on this book until it's good as new or else I'll NEVER lend them anything ever again!"
	+ "Thank you for all your help. You're definitely on the shortlist to borrow the sequel, Fall's Brief Summer! Take this!"