Fright Of Their Lives

**Fright Of Their Lives** is the 3rd song featured in Total Drama Project Reality. The song is sung in Too Much Sage.

## Lyrics

Vaughn: *Okay*

*Listen up, I’m not gonna lie*

*Right now, you couldn’t frighten a fly*

*Or scare a seagull off of a fry*

*You ever stop to ask yourselves "why?"*

*Both of you are super polite*

*Middle class, suburban, and white*

*Well, all of that is finished tonight*

*Except for the white part*

*Obviously*

*Take your places*

*I want scary faces*

*Now go!*

*Bigger*

*Further*

*Harder*

*Not bad*

*Sever a head*

*Preferably someone you know*

Lena: Look at me, I'm so scary

Vaughn: *Don’t be so vanilla*

*Would a little anger kill ya?*

*C’mon, drop your panties*

*I’m trying to fill you*

*With wisdom and skill*

*And the instinct to kill*

Charlize: Again, we do not want to kill anyone

Vaughn: *Fine!*

*But somehow, someway*

*You gotta make 'em see ya'*

*I'm talkin' jumpscares*

*The jerky Japanese ghost-walk*

*Plus;*

*Learn to throw your voice*

*Fool your friends*

*Fun at parties*

Charlize: Now THAT is cool!

I wanna do that!

Vaughn: *Whatever it takes to make ‘em go crazy*

*Raising the stakes by punching a baby*

*Scare ‘em awake till they break*

*They'll be quaking in fright*

*Cause you’ve got some evil deep down inside you*

*Put all the farmer’s markets behind you*

*You’ve gotta work*

*Gotta haunt till it hurts*

*Through the night*

*And give those guys the fright of their lives*

*Yeah yeah!*

Vaughn: *Let’s start with things that you hate*

Charlize: *Well, hate’s a very strong word*

Lena: *Perhaps when people are late*

Charlize: *Or getting pooped on by birds*

Vaughn: *No, what fills you with rage?*

Lena: *Being mean to a pet*

Charlize: Sage

Lena: *Over-glutinous food*

Charlize: *Or when guys call me "dude"*

Lena: *Oh, I find that so rude!*

Vaughn: *Well, there’s lots there to use*

*Take a deep breath*

*And give me your best primal scream*

Lena: Aaaah!

Charlize: Lena, that was brilliant!

Lena: Really?

Vaughn: *Try it again*

Maybe this time pretend like you mean it

Lena: *Aaah!*

Charlize: That was even better!

Lena: Thanks!

Vaughn: *I want freedom*

*But to get my freedom I need them*

*To avoid getting voted out by 'em*

Charlize & Lena: *Vaughn, Vaughn, Vaughn?*

Vaughn: *I know that beggars can’t be choosers*

*But do they have to be such losers?*

*Both of them are deathly dull and lame*

Charlize & Lena: *Vaughn, Vaughn, Vaughn*

Vaughn: *Why Chris, slash Satan, did you send these bed wetters?*

*Even, like, a tax attorney would’ve been better*

*Somebody with gravitas*

*Somebody to fear who-*

Charlize: Excuse me, Vaughn

We can kind of hear you

Vaughn: Yeah?

Well that was a soliloquy so you’re the one who’s being rude

*Whatever it takes to make ‘em go crazy*

Lena: *Turn all the lights on*

Charlize: *Dress like a baby*

Vaughn: Charlize, I don't even- No

*Get your heads in the game*

Charlize & Lena: *Let’s hide their phones*

Vaughn: *Screw their phones!*

*Ugh, these dopes are both hopeless*

*How will I ever survive?*

*Unless they get the fright of their lives~*

Charlize & Lena: *Yes yes, we're feelin' it, they're gonna feel it, we're killin' it!*

Vaughn: *They gotta get the fright of their lives~*

Charlize & Lena: *We're scary, very very scary!*

Vaughn: *They’ll never get the fright of their lives*

Charlize & Lena: *Yeah!*

*Ugh*

## Trivia

### General

* The song 'Fright Of Their Lives' is actually a song from the musical 'Beetlejuice', sung by the Beetlejuice cast.