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Shrubbery

'A two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.'

## Cost

 50
400

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Shrubbery** is a plant, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A large green shrub, accompanied by various shoots, is encased in a bare wooden square, with a small fencepost on each corner, connected on three sides by two horizontal planks.

### Function

A decorative item, the Shrubbery increases hospital attractiveness in a large radius.

### Maintenance

The Shrubbery's maintenance gauge will fall over time, although, unlike other watering plants, it does not visibly wilt. When the gauge falls to 50%, the Shrubbery's attractiveness effect will almost disappear. If it is allowed to fall to 40%, the attractiveness effect will be gone. Below 20%, a negative attractiveness effect will be generated instead and become stronger as the gauge falls.

When placed in close proximity to a heat source, such as a radiator, a Shrubbery's maintenance gauge will fall more quickly.

Janitors are tasked with watering Shrubberies, although also capable of doing so are other staff members with the Green Fingers trait. When the maintenance gauge reaches 50%, a janitor will be called automatically. Before this, the player may call a janitor to the Shrubbery manually by pressing the appropriate button.

## Requirements

### Room

The Shrubbery can be placed in every room except Surgery, for reasons of sterility.

### Staff

The following Staff is required to water the Shrubbery:
 Janitor

Alternatively, any staff member with the Green Fingers trait will water plants in the room where they are working.

## Trivia

Inspired by a request from the Knights Who Say "Ni!" in *Monty Python and the Holy Grail*.
Planetary Ring

'A point of incredible density has formed a ring inside the body, made of breadcrumbs and space rocks, that's swirling around all over the place. A surgeon must siphon out the density, and give their innards a good vaccuuming, before they turn inside-out. Caused by bootlegged jelly beans and indigestion at warp-speed.'

## Information

### PRICE

23,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse
Treatment

Treatment is the final step in a successful visit to the hospital.

By default, treatment will not be initiated before the Patient's diagnosis level has reached 100%. Diagnosis is performed by Doctors in GP's Office and in various Diagnosis rooms.

It is possible to lower the 100% threshold manually for each hospital. If the Patient's life or happiness decreases too much before this happens, the Patient will die or rage quit the hospital. Both of these results damages the hospital's Reputation.

The Patient's chance of having a successful Treatment can be increased by having Treatment performed by specialized members of staff trained in the  Treatment skill.

Increased
Enhanced
Advanced
Elite
World Class
Puzzling Cubes

'Makes you think of a cube, despite not being one.'

 *Not Required*
1,500

## Room(s)

 Corridor

**Puzzling Cubes** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A large Rubik's cube, with sections in red, blue, yellow, green and white. It is unclear what the 'solved' form would look like.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, Puzzling Cubes increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.

## Trivia

Although this item uses different colouring, it is clearly a take on the Rubik's Cube.
Seasonal Paintings

'A quadriptych (yes, quadriptych) about weather.'

## Cost

 75
250

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

**Seasonal Paintings** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

Two horizontally-placed lengths of dark wood are connected by four strips of paper, each bearing a design depicting a plant representing each season.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Reel-to-Reel

'The follow-up to cave painting.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
300

## Room(s)

 Reception (Room)

The **Reel-to-Reel** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A brown boxy tape player with a black face, a row of controls along the bottom, and two large white reels at the top.

### Function

A decorative item, the Reel-to-Reel increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius.
Psychiatric Couch

'No one ever made a breakthrough sitting upright.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
400

## Room(s)

 Psychiatry

The **Psychiatric Couch** is a required item for Psychiatry to function. It is used by a patient while being diagnosed or treated by a Doctor.

## Description

### Appearance

A red leather chaise lounge with highly curved ends and curved wooden legs is studded in a diamond pattern across the entire surface, with grey edging at the seams.

### Function

The Psychiatric Couch is required for Psychiatry to function. The patient will lay on the Psychiatric Couch while the Psychiatrist sits in the Psychiatrist's Armchair; depending on the cause of the visit, this will result in a boost to the patient's diagnosis, or the end of their treatment.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Doctor with  Psychiatry Qualifications will be required to run Psychiatry, and by extension the Psychiatric Couch.
Pink Bird

'A statue of a ludicrously coloured, fictional bird.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
250

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Doghouse
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Reception (Room)
 Staff Room
 Ward

The **Pink Bird** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A pink flamingo statue resting on a circular pale blue base.

### Function

A decorative item, the Pink Bird increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Overgrowth.

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Ward

 Cryptology

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

 Doghouse

## Gallery

Appearance during the 2019 Spooooooky Mode Event
Pneumatic Tubes

'The brain sends and receives messages through the nervous system using paper notes rolled up into capsules. Best treated by surgically installing an intranet network and setting up the brain's email.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Pnuematic tubes is a Non-Visual illness only appearing in Clockwise-above-Thyme.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Ward
* Nurse
Wicker Chair

'Still technically carpentry?'

## Cost

 150
150

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Farmacology
 Escape Room
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Wicker Chair** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

Four short cylindrical legs in dark wood hold up an l-shaped bracket which is padded with wicker cushioning to form the seat.

### Function

Seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness. When placed in Rooms, a Wicker Chair will both incentivise a member of staff to stay in the room when no Patients are queuing, and prevent them from losing Mood#Happiness and energy as quickly as if they were standing.

## Requirements

### Room

The Wicker Chair can be placed in every room except Reception.

## Gallery

Wicker Chair in useThe Wicker Garden Suite
Small Air Con Unit

'Not Further away, actually smaller than a regular unit. Cools a small area.'

 50
100

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Small Air Con Unit** is a cooling item, used for reducing the temperature in a Room or Corridor.

## Description

### Appearance

the Small Air Con Unit is a beige cuboid with a diagonal cutout towards the top. On the top is an intake, with the lower front section, painted in teal, featuring a cooling fan. Inbetween the two is a temperature dial and control buttons.

### Function

The Small Air Con Unit cools the area in a small radius, see below for illustration.

### Maintenance

The Small Air Con Unit's maintenance gauge will slowly fall over time, and take damage from Disasters such as earthquakes. When the maintenance gauge falls below 35%, the Small Air Con Unit will fail, and almost stop its cooling; by the time it reaches 0%, it will have no effect whatsoever.

A Janitor is needed to keep the Small Air Con Unit maintained, who can either be called manually by selecting the item and pressing , or one will be called automatically when the maintenance gauge falls below 50%.

## Requirements

### Room

The Small Air Con Unit can be placed in every room.

### Staff

A  Janitor is required to maintain the Small Air Con Unit:

## Gallery

Temperature effect of the Small Air Con Unit on a hot map
Star Struck

'Impact with rogue star fragments has resulted in bodily fractures. Most common in those people who tend to know when the next eclipse is going to be.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* M.E.G.A Scan
* Psychiatry

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Television

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'An ultra-low-definition telly box with a 3 functioning channels.'

 75
300

## Room(s)

 Staff Room

The **Television** is a decorative item, used for increasing room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

An old-fashioned TV set with a wooden body and built-in trolley, "bunny ears" antennae and a manual dial on the right-hand side. It constantly displays static.

### Function

A decorative item, the Television increases overall room prestige.
Vested Insects

'Tiny, smartly-dressed bugs, believed to be the classy relatives of the common flea, are throwing a microscopic soirée on, or within, the body of the afflicted.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse

## Trivia

* The name is a pun on 'Vested Interests'.
Bridge Fragment

'Presumably used to be part of a larger, but still miniature, bridge.'

## Cost

 60
250

## Room(s)

 Urban Mythology

The **Bridge Fragment** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in Urban Mythology, which is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A section of a grey model suspension bridge, broken on either side of the vertical columns.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Bridge Fragment is not used while treating Metropolism. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Rorschach Poster

'An ancient pass/fail test: no pressure.'

## Cost

 15
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Rorschach Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts, well... who can say? A Lightheadedness patient and a Jest Infection patient perhaps? A syringe...

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Wicker Sofa

'You can bring patio furniture inside...'

## Cost

 300
450

## Room(s)

 Doghouse
 Herb Garden
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Wicker Sofa** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Wicker Sofa consists of two pieces, each made from dark brown woven wicker; a wide cuboidal piece forms the seat, with a taller wraparound piece forming the back and sides.

### Function

Staff-specific seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness and energy (or increasing the rate at which they gain them, in the Staff Room).

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Topless Mountain, or by puchasing for  300.

### Room

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

 Doghouse

 Herb Garden

## Gallery

Wicker Sofa in useThe Wicker Garden Suite
## Staff Seating Varieties

 Chequered Sofa
 L-Shaped Sofa
 Luxury Sofa
 **Wicker Sofa**
 Geometric Sofa
 Sofa of Tomorrow
 Rock Sofa
 Chequered Armchair
 Luxury Armchair
 Wicker Armchair
 Egg Chair
 Apple Chair
 Retro Chair
 Rock Armchair
 Red Bean Bag
 Football Bean Bag
 Burger Bag
 Dyed Bean Bag
Toxic-Waste Bin

'A resilient receptacle. Contains waste in a more respectable, attractive and hygienic manner.'

## Cost

 50
200

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Toxic-Waste Bin** is an item used for reducing litter.

## Description

### Appearance

The Toxic-Waste Bin is cylindrical with a handle on each side, and made of yellow plastic with black and yellow diagonal hazard stripes around the top, and a red toxic waste symbol on front and back.

### Function

Both Patients and Staff use the Toxic-Waste Bin to dispose of their rubbish, if bins are not available they will simply drop it on the floor. In addition, patients who need to vomit can use the Toxic-Waste Bin to do so without leaving a mess.

### Maintenance

Each time litter is placed in a Toxic-Waste Bin, it will lose 5% of its maintenance gauge. When a patient vomits into it, it will lose 10%. Unlike most bins, the Toxic-Waste Bin will not develop a negative attractiveness effect as it approaches capacity. It will still have a negative hygiene effect.

A Janitor can be called to empty the Bin manually by the player, or will do so automatically when the Toxic-Waste Bin's maintenance gauge falls below 50%, assuming one is available. Their emptying of it will restore the gauge completely.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Melt Downs.

### Room

Toxic-Waste Bin can be placed in every room.

### Staff

A  Janitor is required to empty the Toxic-Waste Bin.

## Gallery

A completely full Toxic-Waste BinA full Toxic-Waste Bin gives no negative attractiveness effectToxic-Waste Bin being used by a vomiting patient
Screen

'Poorly simulates privacy. People change their outfit here.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
400

## Room(s)

 Surgery
 Ward

The **Screen** is a required item for the Ward and Surgery to function. It is used by Patients to change into and out of their hospital gowns, and also by doctors and nurses in the Surgery to change into and out of of their scrubs.

## Description

### Appearance

The Screen consists of four white metal-framed panels with blue material hung across each one, connected by black brackets except in one corner, forming a "door". Inside is a stool on which the patient can sit, with a hook on the inside of the door panel for hanging their clothes on while they change. The entire arrangement is on wheels.

### Function

Except for those suffering Visual Illnesses, the Screen allows Patients into and out of a hospital gown when being processed in the Ward or Surgery. It is also used by doctors and nurses in Surgery in order to change into and out of their scrubs.

If a patient with Pothead is successfully treated in the Ward, they will use the Screen to remove the pot from their head.

## Requirements

### Room

 Ward

 Surgery

## Trivia

* Price during development was $100
* Patients with visual illnesses will rarely change into hospital gowns, even if the illness only changes the appearance of the head, such as Monobrow, or of the skin, such as Pudding Blood. Exceptions include Animal Magnetism.
* Doctors and nurses still wearing scrubs may use a screen in a Ward to change back into their normal clothes during breaks.
Spider Plant

'If a plant could scurry, this would be the one.'

## Cost

 25
100

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Spider Plant** is a plant, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It was made available to all players on 24th June 2021, as part of the Summer 2021 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

From a round terracotta pot with a ridged band at the top and another at the base can be seen numerous long green leaves sprouting, eight of which are dangling over the edge in a manner reminiscent of a spider's legs.

### Function

A decorative item, the Spider Plant increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

### Maintenance

The Spider Plant's maintenance gauge will fall over time. When the gauge falls to 50%, the Spider Plant will visibly wilt, and its attractiveness effect will almost disappear. If it is allowed to fall to 25%, the attractiveness effect will be gone. Below 10%, a negative attractiveness effect will be generated instead.

When placed in close proximity to a heat source, such as a radiator, a Spider Plant's maintenance gauge will fall more quickly.

Janitors are tasked with watering Spider Plants, although also capable of doing so are other staff members with the Green Fingers trait. When the maintenance gauge reaches 50%, a janitor will be called automatically. Before this, the player may call a janitor to the Spider Plant manually by pressing the appropriate button.

## Requirements

### Room

The Spider Plant can be placed in every room except Surgery, for reasons of sterility.

### Staff

The following Staff is required to water the Spider Plant:
 Janitor

Alternatively, any staff member with the Green Fingers trait will water plants in the room where they are working.

## Gallery

A wilted Spider PlantA nearly-dead Spider Plant being resuscitated by a Janitor
Space Cowboy

'You can have this space cowboy.'

 *Not Required*
1,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Space Cowboy** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

At first glance, this is a grey stone statue of a cowboy atop a square wooden plinth. Until it moves, and witnesses realise it is a person in costume.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Space Cowboy increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. He will surprise passing Staff and Patients by revealing his true identity. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 70%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Trivia

* Living statues are people who disguise themselves as sculptures in order to surprises passersby who aren't expecting them to move.
* Space Cowboy is a common cultural reference.
Robo-Kit

'Batteries not included.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
25,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Robo-Kit** is a unique item, used to spawn a Robo-Janitor. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Robo-Kit takes a boxy form, mostly consisting of a dark bluish-grey frame. Silver robotic faces adoring the four sides, with illuminated light blue eyes and a red mouth, and a further bluish-grey square on top. It takes up one blueprint square.

### Function

*Main article: Robo-Janitor*
Each Robo-Kit, having been placed, can build one Robo-Janitor from the five available types, at the associated further cost:

 Programmed to water plants and capture ghosts.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Chasm 24.

### Room

 Corridor

The Robo-Kit disappears upon being used to build a Robo-Janitor, which itself will operate in any room where it is required.

### Staff

The Robo-Janitor built by each Robo-Kit counts as a member of the regular Janitorial staff, although it requires no salary and is always at 100% happiness.

## Gallery

All five Robo-Janitors straight from the Robo-KitRear view of the five Robo-Janitors
Vase

'Should be somewhere else.'

## Cost

 25
300

## Room(s)

 Cryptology

The **Vase** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A tall orangey-brown pot with a bulbous base and narrow top has two small handles on the sides.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Vase is not used while treating Premature Mummification. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Rocket Pig

'Neither a bird, nor a plane.'

 *Not Required*
1,500

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Rocket Pig** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A cloud is raised off the ground by a column of more cloud. Atop this can be found the titular pig, wearing brown flying goggles with blue lenses, and strapped by a grey cable to a blue and lime green rocket.

### Function

A decorative item, the Rocket Pig increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Trivia

A take on the sarcastic remark *when pigs fly*.
Tarquin Foxbridge

Rage Quits
 Death
 Ineffective Treatment
 Too Few Rooms

## Preferred Rooms

 Ward
 Staff Room
 GP's Office
 Training

**Tarquin Foxbridge** is a VIP Visitor, the Health Minister for Two Point County. As well as writing all the player's Star Objective letters, Foxbridge will visit the players hospitals throughout the base game, with the exception of the seaside-based World 4. He will also attend the emergency hospitals of World 12.

## Hospitals Visited

 Flottering • Mitton University • Tumble • Flemington • Smogley • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  All Hospitals
## Notifications

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge would like to visit the hospital. We should probably comply.

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 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll vising the hospital soon. He looks forward to seeing how much money we're making and judging us accordingly.

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He also reminds us that wasting valuable profits on patient comfort and well-being will not be looked on kindly.

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He states that he hopes to see new and cutting edge money-making technology at work.

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He adds that he looks forward to seeing a hospital that can stand on its own two feet.

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He hopes we remember that we are a business first and a hospital second.

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has notified us that he'll be making an official visit in the near future. Mr Foxbridge is in charge of all the money, so, no pressure.

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has let us know that he'll be coming to the hospital for an inspection. He goes on to say that low standards, excuses and a lack of money will not be tolerated.

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be stopping by to check on our progress. He wished us luck and attached an audio file of -what I assume is his own - laughter.

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He adds that we better be making some money unlike that "freebie hippie cesspit".

 Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has told us that he'll be making a visit to check on our progress. He says that he hopes we can prove his point for him, and alludes to significant rewards.

## Assessment Criteria

 Patient Health
 Curing Patients
 Thermal Comfort
 Hygiene
 Staff Happiness
 Staff Energy
 Patient Happiness
 Item Maintenance
 Main Negatives
  Rage Quits
 Death
 Ineffective Treatment
 Too Few Rooms
 Understaffed Rooms
 Litter

## Outcomes

 Poor
 Failure
 Pass
 Success
 Superb
Tartan Telomeres

'A condition that stays dormant for years before surfacing, and often never surfaces at all. This ancient gene, most commonly found in people from around the Pointy Mountains, causes the, now patterned, skin to take on a woollen texture'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* Fluid Analysis
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Prices

Adjust the prices you charge for diagnosis, treatment, and other things in the hospital. On establishing a new hospital, the prices default to the market rate for that location - visitors will be willing to pay these prices.

Increasing prices will bring in more money but can damage your reputation and cause patients to become unhappy and eventually storm out. Decreasing prices will bring in less money but can help boost your reputation and keep patients happy.

## Prices List

A screen listing everything in your hospital that costs money. You are able easily view all your prices in one place and modify them as well.

* Item Name
* Charge Rate
* % Price Increase

Price Reputation

Global Changes
Ponderous Use of the Pause Button

Having watched several Youtube videos of the game, I am struck by the ability to play this game in several speeds. Some players move at a breakneck pace, never letting the game stop. Some players spend much of the game in Slow or Pause, precisely organizing each unit to their liking. In this guide, I will argue for several key moments where the Pause Button is your most faithful friend and ally.

## When Considering Staff to Hire

At any point, a Staff that is available to hire now might be headhunted by a Rival Foundation. Many a perfect Nurse or Doctor could be lost to their clutches, gobbled up even as you hover their Employment Reference. However, you can ensure that a Staff you see will be a Staff you can hire. Pause the game and browse the candidates at your leisure.

## When a New Illness is Discovered

At the moment a new Illness is discovered, there are frequently a series of Rooms that need to be established to resolve that illness. When Lightheadedness appears, what good is your hospital without a De-Lux Clinic? Pausing the game and establishing the necessary Room will save your ill patients precious time and health.

## When There are Extensive Queues

"Extensive" is a relative term. For some, even seeing the Queue icon is reason to pause. Whenever the Queue grows too long for your liking, pause. Look at the Queue for each Room.

* Are there patients with low Health? Raise them in the Queue.
* Are there Patients with high Diagnosis Certainty, low Difficulty illnesses? Send them for Treatment immediately.

These small acts of micromanagement can allow you to maintain a leaner Hospital until you have sufficient funds to build the Rooms to handle throughout autonomously.

## When A Patient Dies

A Ghost is a disruptive force in a Hospital. Patients and staff run from a ghost, stopping them from pursuing other beneficial actions to improve their Health or Happiness. Seeing a Ghost generates a negative Feeling, reducing Happiness further. Ghosts leave ectoplasm puddles around. When the death gong rings, pause, find the unlucky soul, then unpause. Watch to see if they return to haunt your hospital halls. If they do, pause again. Locate a Janitor with Ghost Capture qualifications, pick them up, and lay them down next to the spectral creature. This Ghost has become the best cost-to-benefit action for your staff to resolve. Resolving it deserves a moment of micromanagement.
Space Rug

'Covers a limited amount of floor space. Tends to collect Dust.'

## Cost

 500
350

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Space Rug** is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to players for free as part of the SEGA Collection in March 2019.

## Description

### Appearance

A rectangular rug, of 1.5 by 2 is primarily black. An intricate circular design in the centre has nine spikes of varying length sticking out from it, with another, larger ring behind them. There is no edge stitching.

### Function

The Space Rug is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Telemutation

'Parts of the sufferer have been lost during trans-galactic teleportation. The body that remains is a temporary, fail-state version of the individual pre-travel. They must now undergo DNA recovery so the original can be extrapolated from what remains.'

## Information

### PRICE

11,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Stunt Trouble

'Sufferers have lost the ability to tell what's boring, what's exciting and what's dangerous and will take great pleasure from even the most mundane task. They need to be recalibrated before they do something brilliant but fatal. Not everything can be exciting, it's not healthy and it's not realistic. Caused by sliding down banisters, having exact change and rolling around on film sets.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

Patients suffering from Stunt Trouble wear a costume resembling one of Evel Knievel's. The patient wears a striped white helmet with a star emblem complemented by aviator sunglasses. The clothing is mostly white accompanied by red and blue stripes, and a cape.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 45%
* GP's Office
* M.E.G.A Scan
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Danger Zone
* Doctor

## Gallery

Alternate appearanceA motorcycle salesman's dream. An insurance salesman's nightmare.Roderick Cushion seeing a patient through treatmentRoderick Cushion seeing a patient through treatmentRoderick Cushion seeing a patient through treatmentRoderick Cushion seeing a patient through treatmentRoderick Cushion seeing a patient through treatmentRoderick Cushion seeing a patient through treatmentRoderick Cushion seeing a patient through treatment
## Trivia

The various outfits worn by sufferers of Stunt Trouble, along with the treatment in the Danger Zone, are based on famous stunt performer Evel Knievel.
Urn

'Why do we have access to these? Hopefully a replica.'

## Cost

 30
300

## Room(s)

 Cryptology

The **Urn** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A cream-coloured top-heavy pot with a flat base and small opening.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Urn is not used while treating Premature Mummification. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Rosebush

'Might have been painted... currently they're red. Beautiful, but requires frequent watering.'

## Cost

 500
300

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Rosebush** is a plant, used for increasing hospital attractiveness.

## Description

### Appearance

A short stem growing out of a square-shaped terracotta pot bears branches from which are growing two large and three small red roses, accompanied by green leaves.

### Function

A decorative item, the Rosebush increases hospital attractiveness in a large radius.

### Maintenance

The Rosebush's maintenance gauge will fall over time. When the gauge falls to 50%, the Rosebush will visibly wilt, and its attractiveness effect will almost disappear. If it is allowed to fall to 25%, the Rosebush will further wilt and the attractiveness effect will be gone. Below 10%, a negative attractiveness effect will be generated instead.

When placed in close proximity to a heat source, such as a radiator, a Rosebush's maintenance gauge will fall more quickly.

Janitors are tasked with watering Rosebushes, although also capable of doing so are other staff members with the Green Fingers trait. When the maintenance gauge reaches 50%, a janitor will be called automatically. Before this, the player may call a janitor to the Rosebush manually by pressing the appropriate button.

## Requirements

### Room

The Rosebush can be placed in every room except Surgery, for reasons of sterility.

### Staff

The following Staff is required to water the Rosebush:
 Janitor

Alternatively, any staff member with the Green Fingers trait will water plants in the room where they are working.

## Gallery

A wilted RosebushA nearly-dead RosebushA nearly-dead Rosebush being resuscitated by a Janitor
Sink

'The antidote to filthiness. Improves hygiene levels.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
400

## Room(s)

 Toilets

The **Sink** is a wall item, used in the Toilets to increase the hygiene of Patients and Staff.

## Description

### Appearance

Mounted to the wall, the Sink is framed in the same blue arch as the Toilet Cubicle's doors; inside of this is the dark blue used throughout the Toilets, and a large mirror. The sink itself is white ceramic, mounted into a dark blue box, featuring a single metal tap which appears to be sensor-activated. The bowl itself drains into a brown pipe which appears to lead nowhere.

### Function

Unless they possess the "Unhygienic" trait, a patient or member of staff will use the Sink after having used a toilet. Doing so will increase their hygiene by 75%.
Researcher's Desk

'Filled to the brim with software.'

 *Not Required*
10,000

## Room(s)

 Research (Room)

The **Researcher's Desk** is a required item for the Research Room to function. It allows doctors with the Research Qualification to undertake Research#Projects.

## Description

### Appearance

The desk itself is a half-octagon, the lower section of which is a dark grey, the upper portion is a midtone grey, with a lighter grey border dividing the two; there is a cutout in the middle for the researcher to stand. Large monitor arms hold up three screens, the middle one in a vertical orientation, all displaying a green square cascading pattern. The interface is handled with a wireless keyboard in the centre, a wireless keypad on the left, and a wireless trackball mouse on the right.

### Function

The Researcher's Desk is a required item for the Research Room to function; it is intended to assist in research, giving a +1% boost to research power.

## Requirements

### Staff

1-5  Doctors with the  Research Qualification will be required to run the Research room, and by extension the Researcher's Desk.
Telephone

'All calls will be recorded for our amusement.'

## Cost

 45
200

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Telephone** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom.

## Description

### Appearance

A wall-mounted space with a teal backboard and privacy wraparound features a silver phone handset on the right and a box on the left featuring the number pad and coin slot.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Telephone will reduce a patient's boredom by 80%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Psychiatrist's Armchair

'Reserved for the qualified.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
400

## Room(s)

 Psychiatry

The **Psychiatrist's Armchair** is a required item for Psychiatry to function. It is used by a Doctor while diagnosis or treating a patient.

## Description

### Appearance

A red leather armchair on curved wooden legs has a tall back which is bordered on each side, grey edging at the seams, and is studded in a diamond pattern on the backrest.

### Function

The Psychiatrist's Armchair is required for Psychiatry to function. The Psychiatrist will sit in the Psychiatrist's Armchair while the patient lies on the Psychiatric Couch; depending on the cause of the visit, this will result in a boost to the patient's diagnosis, or the end of their treatment.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Doctor with  Psychiatry Qualifications will be required to run Psychiatry, and by extension the Psychiatrist's Armchair.
Retro Chair

'A replica of the design made popular, years ago, by Two Point County designer and artist Maggie Fitzpocket.'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Retro
Seating

## Cost

 *Not Required*
250

## Room(s)

 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Retro Chair** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The chair is very pale red, with a bumpy texture. It is a cradle shape, with flaring edges at head and hip level, all mounted on a circular silver base.

### Function

Staff-specific seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness and energy (or increasing the rate at which they gain them, in the Staff Room).

## Requirements

### Room

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Staff Seating Varieties

 Chequered Sofa
 L-Shaped Sofa
 Luxury Sofa
 Wicker Sofa
 Geometric Sofa
 Sofa of Tomorrow
 Rock Sofa
 Chequered Armchair
 Luxury Armchair
 Wicker Armchair
 Egg Chair
 Apple Chair
 **Retro Chair**
 Rock Armchair
 Red Bean Bag
 Football Bean Bag
 Burger Bag
 Dyed Bean Bag
Silver Star Award

'The second highest level of goodness: Great.'

## Cost

 150
200

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Silver Star Award** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A slightly curved rectangular frame features the word "BEST", some unreadable text, and a red rosette with a silver coin in its centre.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Wardrobe Malfunction

'A range of bone-related conditions caused by walking into, or being crushed by, a wardrobe or similarly weighted container of costumes and/or props. Often the result of waning focus at an inopportune moment. Common catalysts include day-dreaming, sandwich distraction and checking to see if your business is showing.'

## Information

### PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Dyed Bean Bag

'Seen some things.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
400

## Room(s)

 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Dyed Bean Bag** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Off the Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A single-seater bean bag, the main material is brown, with black and yellow teardrop icons around the edge, and repeating blue patterns around the centre.

### Function

Staff-specific seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness and energy (or increasing the rate at which they gain them, in the Staff Room).

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Windsock.

### Room

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Staff Seating Varieties

 Chequered Sofa
 L-Shaped Sofa
 Luxury Sofa
 Wicker Sofa
 Geometric Sofa
 Sofa of Tomorrow
 Rock Sofa
 Chequered Armchair
 Luxury Armchair
 Wicker Armchair
 Egg Chair
 Apple Chair
 Retro Chair
 Rock Armchair
 Red Bean Bag
 Football Bean Bag
 Burger Bag
 **Dyed Bean Bag**
Shin Blintz

'Symptoms include: Discomfort in both shins after beginning a meal, as well as a faint cheesy smell emanating from the kneecaps.'

## Information

### PRICE

11,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

Shin Blintz patients have Non-Visual symptoms and first appear in Underlook Hotel.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology
* DNA Lab
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* DNA Lab
* Doctor