Assassin's Creed V: Family Dispute

**Assassin's Creed V: Family Dispute** is a 2025 video game, released by SupersoftUbisoft. This game was noted as upsetting, but in an awesome way. This game many minor accounts of controversy. It was released on new gen consoles (also on PC, but the good parts weren't on PC, because it entices people to buy a new-gen console).

Rated M (for Mature 18+)

## Story

### Prologue: Putting To Rock

(It's a saying). The stories main protagonist is Jasper Rasfilghsberg. Other main characters are, Shadda Man, Cytial. Big Moore and Ella Thighs. The game takes place in 1824. Let's begin then.

You start out riding as Jasper, with your nephew and brother. The brother is named Azequale Rasfilghsberg. The cousin is Ralph Huntering. Your brother says in a cutscene "We have to go the rock!", and then Ralph says "What rock?". Azequale says "View Rock of course ya big dummy". You race to view rock in the mission. Once you get near to the top of the rock, your horse trips, falls, and dies. Then you get a letter after crying about your horse. Your brother Azequale gave it to you. Jasper opens it and it says, "Feel real sorry for your horse man, feel better soon. Love, Azequale and Ralph". You guys get in a big fight, Ralph dies in the fight. You and your brother check to see if he's alive, and Jasper says "This is nonsense, why are we fighting!?". Jasper checks Ralph's pulse, and he's not alive anymore. He has passed and it's a sad day for all.

You and your brother return to the rock. (You're both 18 years old). And they return to father to let him know of the misfortunes bestowed upon the journey.

### Sequence 1: Bigger & Bolder Between A Boulder

(It's a saying). Jasper is now 25 years old, at the prime of his life. He is now the same age as the legendary assassin, Ezio once was. You set out on a journey because your father is sick.... OF YOU! You are on bad relations with your father since the incident, you leave to go find your mother, somewhere out in the world. Then you go to Alabama, in search of wisdom and your mother maybe, (because she could be there). But he decided Alabama would be a bad place to find his mother, so he gave up and went to Georgia instead.

### Sequence 2: Something With Gorge & Georgia

While Jasper was on his adventure out to Georgia, he ended up finding himself in the city of Athens, Georgia. While in Athens, you talk to a bartender at Bathen's bar in Athens. called Bathens. He tells you of an assassin, and he says "You look like the kind of guy to be in an Assassin's Creed game". Jasper says "Where could I find this maybe creed of assassins". Bathens says "check next door and the doors over there". He points towards the door. "Don't tell anyone else, you can't let this secret get out, there's templars around.", he says. Jasper than asks, "What are templars?". Bathens says "Do I look like an open book? Boy, go find out". Jasper leaves the bar and he goes next door,

Jasper goes to open the door, there's a sign on it, and it says "Need to climb up... on to the top of the building.. to get in". The building is 3 stories tall. Jasper then has to climb that building, but that's no issue since he's climbed View Rock so many times, about 5 times. Jasper gets to the top, but when he almost gets to top, a cutscene plays. Jasper grabs on the very last ledge to pull himself up, but he slips and a hand grabs his wrist while he's falling. The person who grabbed him says "I got you brother", and pulls him up. He's one of the main characters, and Jasper says "Thank you, you saved me from breaking my ankles, or something else I don't want to break". He says, "Well you look like a true assassin climbing that wall, I got to hand it to ya, literally! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The names Big Moore". (Big Moore looks like Hulk Hogan).

"Welp, let me introduce you to the cult." He says.

### Sequence 3: Being Creed

53 days later, after Jasper training with the Assassin's Creed. He gets to know the leader, Cytial, and a few other assassin members. The creed has around 8 members, one of them became Jasper's friend. His name is Poglin Boulevard. Jasper also became good friends with the gatekeeper, Bathens. Cytial tells the creed "It is time to induct Jasper Rasfilghsberg into the creed". You guys go to the creed hall, and Cytial tells you "It is good to have another member.. You have disappointed me... BUT, you seem trained enough. You can assassinate and climb, and that fills our criteria". He asks Jasper, "Do you know what templars are? Because it's time to know. Let me explain and tell you". Jasper says "Okay, I'm ready, I can take it." Cytial says "The templars are.... enemies and we must kill them. So I will send you out on a mission and must kill one of the templars. We have a target that you can take out for us." Jasper says, "But why do we hate them?". "Because they are our rivals" Cytial responds. "But why? Why are we killing them?" asks Jasper. Cytial says "I don't know, they're bad, and they have magic apples and stuff. And we can't let them win!". Jasper asks "Win what?" Cytial says "I guess I don't really know... It's not really explained, but we hate each other equally so must do it, it's better you than them, but I mean them than you... Wait, I mean.. it's better them to die than you, and it's better for you to stay alive then them, I mean.... Understand? I'll explain more later, but you're just not ready. You go out with Big Moore, and go assassinate this templar." Jasper and Big Moore set out to a countryside in Georgia and assassinate the Radigar the Templar.

### Sequence 4: Double The Big Trouble

Jasper and Big Moore are on the countryside riding horses. Jasper asks Big Moore "Why exactly are we assassinating this guy... Radigar? Cytial didn't tell me too much". Big Moore says "Cause he's a templar and he's evil! Brother!". Jasper says "Okay.... I... get it.."

While on the travels, Jasper and Big Moore run into a group that is camping by a campfire (they don't have RVs cuz its 1824, and there's only campfire and tents). There's a campfire and a grassy field. and it's April, and it's warm to- well kinda... like it's like 71 degrees, anyways you get the setting. Jasper and Big Moore go and confront the campers, and say "Do you know anyone called Radigar? We're 'tax collectors'." The campers say "Well we're burglars and we're robbing you!". It's not a camp of happy campers, it's a camp of thieving kinives!

Jasper and Big Moore know what to do, you guys go assassin mode! Shortly after, all the burglars are dead (if you played the mission right). You then steal from the dead burglars... Why would you guys do that? You then donate all the money to a charity bank. The two then continue to ride on their horses (fun fact: horses are horsies, if you put an A at the end of the word horse, for example horsea. The developers of the game were fascinated by this).

Jasper tells Big Moore "I've never killed anybody like that before... That many people.. That was a first timer.. I uhh.. feel bad.... My dad would probably not be too happy with me... He didn't like it the last time I killed someone." Big Moore says "Brother! It's awesome that you actually killed that many people, just think about it. Your dad would be proud that you killed bad people! I'm sure the one time he got mad at you was probably a horrible incident, and probably was your fault! Brother!" Big Moore than goes on to ask, "What exactly is the problem with you and your dad? Brother?" Jasper responds "Actually... The real problem is with me and my mother." "Sounds like you have parent issues! Hahaha!" Big Moore responds. "So did I brother, but you don't need parents love when you 25-inch pythons by your side! Brother!" Jasper says "Ok....".

While on the journey to find any information about the templars' whereabouts. They see a stranger sitting on the side of the dirt road. Big Moore and Jasper ask "Hey, have you heard of someone named Radigar in this area? We're his tax collectors.". The stranger says "Oh yeah, Radigar happens to be one of my best friends! He's not around, he just went on a trip with his group that he works with." Big Moore says "Where'd he go off to, brother?" The stranger says "He went off to Swainsboro, about 50 miles from here." "Thanks stranger, brother!" replies Big Moore.

Big Moore says "UGGHHH. This isn't good news, Jasper. That's quite a ways away, that would take a long time on horseback, brother!... Though, I have an idea..." Big Moore and Jasper arrive at a train station, and hitch their horses outside the station. Big Moore says "Alright, are you ready for this, brother?..........." Jasper says "Yes... I should be...?". (Doom Eternal music starts to kick in). Big Moore and Jasper start to attack mostly everyone on the train in the first 3 passenger carts, then they assault, attack and assassinate the conductors and hijack the train. Jasper's white assassin clothes are now red assassin clothes. Jasper and Big Moore finally take over the train because it is good thing, because it's for a good thing. Jasper conducts the train, in this mission you need to hold down X (A if you're on Xbox) to drive the train and that's pretty much it, but you can use triangle (Y if you're on Xbox) to sound the trains horn (optional). You only drive the train for 20 minutes in game time, so that way it's not too unfun (Big Moore talks while you're driving, with such topics as muscle gain, the future of wrestling, his family, your family, the creed, and about the templars for 20 seconds).

After driving the train 20 minutes, a cutscene will play. Big Moore says "Aughh, I'm getting hungry, let's go check if there's any food in the back of the train. You can leave the train running, it's not like you need to turn it, brother." Jasper and Big Moore go to the fourth passenger cart to search for food, as the other 3 are completely devastated. Once you arrive in the fourth cart, you begin searching for food, while Big Moore is searching for food, someone bumps into his back, ominous music from Jaws begins playing, Big Moore turns around and looks, and he sees his arch rival, Grandrid the Giant. Big Moore says to Jasper "LOOK OUT, IT'S MY RIVAL, MY ARCH NEMESIS, GRANDRID THE GIANT!!... brother." Big Moore and Grandrid the Giant proceed to have a super slam. While watching the slowdown, Jasper begins to get concerned that Big Moore might go down after 4 minutes of them slamming. Grandrid the Giant then suplex slams Big Moore out the window of the train. Grandrid the Giant then looks at Jasper with an angered, menacing stare, and says "YOO NEXT..." Jasper runs and ----- his pants.

Jasper then realizes while running the train is starting to turn, and because it's turning he's gonna be unable to get Big Moore (unless he does a U-Turn which shouldn't be possible in a train). Jasper then runs to the front of the train and tries to conduct it, while trying to correct the issue, he looks behind him (because he should) and he sees Grandrid the Giant picking up the entire KABOOSE of the train (cuz he's really strong and big- well actually just strong... he's about 7'0 tall.... actually like 7'4...) Jasper then ----- his pants (not again, he did something different). Grandrid the Giant then throws the entire KABOOSE to the front of the train, Jasper then turns the train to dodge the flying KABOOSE. Jasper then decides that it's probably too dangerous to stay on the train with Grandrid the Giant, so while Grandrid the Giant is pissing off the back of the train, Jasper takes this opportunity to jump off the train without him noticing. Jasper does the tuck and roll move he learned from the creed of assassins while falling off the train, and he lands safely (but a bit of piss mist hit on the way while the train passed).

Jasper is now lost.... in sunny Georgia, with plenty of berries. But still not a good situation.

### Sequence 5: Lost But Found

Jasper Rasfilghsberg picks up his stuff after falling out of the train and begins walking, Jasper is hungry because he didn't get any food aboard the train, this begins a hunting mission. Jasper kills 4 deers, 2 bears, 4 hogs, 2 snakes, 3 beavers, and 2 mountain lions (12 of those are self-defense kills). Jasper now has enough to eat and he cooks it at a campfire, but he doesn't like it so he eats berries instead (but he atleast makes a good fur pelt jacket).

Jasper then packs up and keeps walking in the mid-day. Jasper is deep in a grassy sunny Georgian forest. Jasper then contemplates why he didn't just follow the traintracks to civilization. Jasper then finds the small town of Deepstep, Georgia. While in the town, he greeted some of the locals, and he asked about the whereabouts of where he is. People ask him "Why?" and Jasper always says "I'm a lost tax collector".

While talking to town locals, Jasper sees a woman that looks awfully familiar. "....MOM!!!!" Jasper screams. Jasper runs to hug his mom, and she says "Get your hands off me, don't touch me nasty!!". Jasper says "Mom! It's me! Jasper!" She then says "Oh great... You really had to come track me down?" Jasper responds, "No, I was just on a train, and to put it lightly... Uh.. I got lost.. And I just found you! I mean... I was searching for you, but not like.. Not like, actively searching. But don't worry mom! I no longer take dads side in the argument, cause me and him..... we had an issue." His mom responds "I really don't care..... But I do care!". Jasper and his mom then talk for 20 minutes about stupid things, such as what happened.

Jasper and his mom then go to a local bar, while there, Jasper's mom says that the two "can talk seriously now". Jasper says "Agh.. Look, I used to always be on dads side and agreed that you shouldn't have a job, and that dad should do the working... But now I realize that I don't actually like dad... so now I think, that you may actually.... be in the right." Jasper's Mom says "Look sweetie, I didn't really leave, your father kicked me out... completely.. I would've took you and your brother with me, but you guys sided with your dad, and your father would never let me take you guys, since you didn't like the career I chose. I never disliked you guys... I mean I did... But only for a period... But lik-... Ehh, you know how it is... What even did happen with you and your father?" Jasper says "You know Ralph? Your nephew?.. Well, he gone, and now dad yelled at me, and so did Azequale... Oh and your horse died, so you probably should've taken it with you, cause it was bound to happen eventually.... So yeah, now I'm here." Jasper's mom's face now resembles that of a disturbed, shocked Pikachu.

"Hello!" The bar waitress arrived at your guys' table, and says "Hello, I'm your waitress, Ella Thighs! What would you like today?". Jasper says "Uhhh... Beer?... Uh.. Probly...", Ella Thighs asks "And you ma'am?". Mom says "I mean... Uh..... Yeah". Ella says "Okay! One beer and one yeah coming right up! I'll be right with you". Jasper says "Uh, anyways... Mom, please don't be mad about any of that or uhh... It's not as bad as you think it is." Mom says... "Uhh... Alright. Is Azequale okay though?" Jasper says "Well yeah... He's my brother, er, I mean.. yeah.. He's fine.... Anyways mom, back to what we were talking about.. What exactly was your job anyways? You and dad never told us." Mom says "Well, it just wasn't suitable to tell you guys. It was more of a career, not a 'job'.. I'm more of an... entrepreneur." Jasper responds "Mo- mom? Mom? Mom what is it?" "Fine... I suppose I can tell you, since it doesn't really matter anymore". Jasper's mom sighs and says... "Well.. I work for an organization known as the Templars".

"It's a group that your father particularly didn't like." She says. Jasper says "Uh... I have to go to the restroom. I'll be right back". Jasper runs into the restroom and slams the door. The screen starts flashing red. Jasper looks into the mirror and says "I know what I have to do... But I don't know if I have the strength to do it...". Jasper begins breathing very heavily. Jasper then starts to feel faint, and passes out in the bathroom.

### Sequence 6: Ample Time

"...Hello...!?"..."Hello?"..."...Helllooo?..."

Jasper begins to wake up from his blackout... "...Hello? Hey hey, get off the floor!". Jasper gets his vision back completely, and he sees Ella Thighs standing near him. Jasper says "Ugh..." Ella Thighs says "You can't sleep here!". Jasper says "I'm not sleeping here, I was pissin her- No... I... I was not sleeping... I was just trying to take a shower....." Ella says "Well get up!" Jasper says "Oh sorry... is my beer here?...". Ella says "Eh... We're closing.....", Jasper says "Oh s--t". Jasper runs out of the bathroom to see if his mom is still even there. Jasper sees that the bar is closed and nobody is in there except for people cleaning up.

Jasper says "Ella, how long have I been in the bathroom for!?". Ella responds "I don't know, probably like 4 hours or so?". Jasper says "Do you know my mom, and where she lives in the town?" "Of course I know your mom! Everybody knows everyone in this town" she responds. Ella says "We're only a community of 40... But I don't exactly know which house she lives in.. And I don't want to go door ditching on a bunch of people, she usually comes by the bar everyday, so you can probably just find her here tomorrow". Jasper says "Oh shoot, how do you know my mom so well, and are you sure we're talking about the same person?". Ella says "Oh yeah sure, I know your mom really well.. I mean, after all, we work in the same field!". Jasper asks "Wh- wait... My mom is a bartender?". Ella says "No! We work for this organization called the templars!" Jasper says "Yes.. I've heard of this tem-... I kno- I heard from my mom! Well.. I-I'm a tax collector. And hey, do you know this guy by chance, I'm supposed to be collecting his taxes, his name is... Radigar?". "Actually yeah, I do know him! But he's not in this town. He's out near a town called Swainsboro, he's actually, funny enough, kinda my boss" Ella says. "Yeah, I actually- that's why I came here, to ask employees.. if they knew where he was... Thanks" says Jasper. Ella says "Oh but, he's leaving tomorrow, but I know which building he's located at in Swainsboro... Oh I know what we can do. I have 2 horses at my house, we can leave first thing in the morning, my dude. We can't have him miss his taxes!"

Next morning, Jasper and Ella ride out to Swainsboro to catch Radigar the Templar, before he escapes the area. While along the way, Jasper and Ella run into a camp of people. Coincidentally, they're smugglers, and they start to kidnap Ella1 Jasper brutally murders all of them, after doing this, Ella says "Oh my gosh wow, that was awesome! You are my favorite person ever. Thank you, you saved my life! Plus, I love tax collectors! You know, I really respect you, and I can't ever see you betraying me. Dare I say it, I think I found my soulmate!' Jasper responds with "Sheesh. You got a big thing for tax collectors, huh? Don't worry Ella, I don't have any reasons to ever possibly betray you or have anything against you. And I love the organization you work for, it sounds really cool." "Thanks Jasper, you're a great person, my dude." says Ella.

Jasper and Ella arrive at Swainsboro. Ella says "Okay, I'm gonna drop you off here. I'm gonna leave and shop for clothing, bye! Radigar's location should be just down the street to the left." Ella leaves and Jasper begins to head towards Radigar's location. While walking, Jasper hears someone say "HEEY!! You wanna buy any balloons?" Jasper says "Yeah I can take a balloon" since Jasper believes he can use it to fly to the top of the building. Jasper walks up and says "Yeah, sure, I'll take one buddy". The balloon salesman says "Name's not buddy, it's Shadda Man!" Shadda Man grabs Jasper and puts his hand on his mouth and drags him into an alleyway. Jasper tries to scream but can't, and tries to break out, but can't because SHADDA MAN'S REALLY STRONG!.

When Shadda Man brings you around the corner Jasper notices Big Moore standing there. Shadda Man lets go of Jasper and Shadda Man says "We're so glad we found ya buddy, we thought we lost ya!". Shadda Man is actually one of the assassins you found in the "cult". You realize Shadda Man is actually Poglin Boulevard, your good friend from the creed. Jasper says "Shadda Man... Really? That's what you went by." Big Moore says "I actually came up with the Shadda Man idea! Haha!". Big Moore says "What happened to you on that train? I thought you were gonna ride safely to Swainsboro when I got knocked off. That or I thought Grandrid the Giant would absolutely slam you, like he did to me! But I'm fortunate enough to be so skilled, I could fight him off for a while." Jasper says "Well, he started throwing a bunch of things at me, and while he was distracted, I jumped off the train." Big Moore says "Haha, you're a baby! But don't worry, one day, I'll get my rival Grandrid... You better believe me, brother." Big Moore says "Ahem, anyways, let's get to this. Poglin- I mean.. Shadda Man, I need you to go around the back of the building, and wait until you hear the signal... You know the signal. Jasper! Me and you will climb to the top of the building, and go down from there, brother." Jasper says "Guys, I hate to say it, but he may have left already. I've been told that, by my uh- girlfriend." Shadda Man said "Ha! You have a girlfriend? I thought you were gay!,.. But no, not really obviously, I wouldn't hang out with a gay person, I mean it is 1824 afterall." Big Moore says "I'm gonna have to agree with that, brother! Every gay person I see, I SLAM! They don't ever come back from it... Anyways, let's get Radigar brothers!"

Big Moore climbs the building in a matter of seconds, while Jasper slacks behind. Jasper is super distracted while climbing, he's simping for Ella Thighs, because he likes VSCO girls (but he didn't know what it was in this time, it's 1824 afterall). He's concerned that she's a templar and he may have to slay her (and also the fact that he just sucks at climbing). After 10 grueling minutes, you complete the mission of climbing a 3 story high building. Jasper finally gets up there, and the stealth music kicks in. Big Moore and Jasper see someone through the roof window... Radigar the Templar. Big Moore says "Alright, as soon as I make the signal, one of us needs to jump down there and tackle Radigar." Big Moore says "Here Jasper, I need to give you this." Big Moore gives Jasper a hidden blade that attaches to his wrist. "Take him out with this if you get the chance, brother." says Big Moore. Big Moore yells the signal "WWRREESSTTLLEEMAANNIIAA!!". Jasper heroically jumps through the roof window. While cinematically falling, Jasper screams "THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOOOORR!". Jasper falls on Radigar the Templar, and Jasper shatters his ankle and starts crying. Shadda Man breaks in through the back door and assassinates two of Radigar's bodyguards. Big Moore jumps down from the roof and lands on one of the templars, slaying them. Big Moore yells "THIS IS SUMMER SLAM MADDNEEEEESSS!". Big Moore slices the throat of another templar, before getting stabbed in the stomach. Shadda Man tackles another templar as he gets up and tries to escape. Jasper mans up a little and stops crying. Jasper quickly limps straight towards Radigar as he's on the ground, and he stabs Radigar the Templar in the throat, killing him. Big Moore then kills the templar that stabbed him (The DOOM Eternal music then stops playing).

Shadda Man says "Are you guys alright?" Jasper says "No!! I just shattered my ankle. It's not good!" And he begins crying again. Big Moore says "I got stabbed in the chest.... That's alright... I'll just rub it out.... Jasper's just a big baby...". Shadda Man says "I'll go get stuff from a store to wrap your ankle, and Big Moore, I'll get bandages for you." Big Moore says "Nah I don't need it brother... I got my.... 25-inch pythons..." Big Moore says to Jasper, "Well... we got him... finally... Now hopefully, you'll be inducted as a true assassin, brother. Even though... You shattered your ankle... and you can't climb... And you did the bare minimum to kill him...". Jasper cries over the pain and the hurtful comments.

5 HOURS LATER. Shadda Man wraps up Jasper's ankles. Big Moore says "We better get going back to Cytial, we've taken long enough, brother". Jasper says "We can't go just yet... I'm waiting on someone". Big Moore says "Okay, brother. But you better be there by tomorrow." It is now nighttime and Big Moore and Shadda Man leave. Jasper starts thinking that he should give Ella Thighs one last good day of her life before he inevitably assassinates her, Jasper then goes walking around all the clothing stores in town and attempts to find Ella. Jasper goes to "Slamtown Clothing", where he finds Ella. Ella says "Oh hey Jasper, I've already got all I needed, but I'm still buying things!" Jasper says "Hey Ella, I wanna give you the best night of your life.... that you'll ever have. Ella, I want to take you on a date." Ella says "Ew... I don't like tax guys, but if we get some boba tea, then yeah sure, whatevs my dude. I don't know what boba tea is since it's only 1824, but I'm sure I'll like it, just as much as I love shopping for clothes."

Jasper then took Ella on a wonderful date to:

* Bobbyson's Boba Tea
* Jimmy Donald's Big Blacksmith
* Swainsboro Museum
* The Local Butcher
* Dinner
* Participate in a local lynching
* Limps across Swainsboro Garden (while Jasper is crying)
* Bread market
* Horse show
* More clothing shopping
* Local pharmacy
* Late night church
* Future car wash
* The balloon parade
* Read a book together in the park

But sadly, Jasper's financially broke and could not do any of the activities he thought of, so he only managed to limp in the garden with Ella while he cried over his shattered ankle. By the end of the night, Ella told Jasper "You know, tonight was not too eventful... I've never had a man cry on a date... And you still won't tell me how you broke your ankle... All you did was just go into the city to collect taxes... It's kinda strange. Also another thing that's strange, did you hear that there was a mass killing inside the building that Radigar was in? You just went there to collect his taxes! Hopefully Radigar's okay..." Jasper says... "Look Ella.... There's something I gotta do.. I have to ki-" Ella cuts him off and says "Oh shut up, you don't have to kiss me. You better give me a better date to kiss me!... That was kinda embarrassing, even for a tax collector". Jasper says "No I have to-". Ella says "Alright, I'm leaving. I have to go shop for more clothing, and I'm going back to Deepstep, goodbye. You can keep the horse as a gift, but you have to do better for our next date if you want more. Whatevs, bye my dude".

Jasper is left in the city at nighttime, crying over his broken ankle. Jasper needs to be back to the creed by tomorrow, but he also has a few things to do in the town of Deepstep which is along the way, such as confront his mom and Ella.

### Sequence 7: All or Nothing

Jasper sits on a bench in the dark very depressed about the way things are going. He was not able to kill Ella (or have a successful date), his ankle is shattered and he's still tearing up. And he also has to ride all the way to Athens by tomorrow without any sleep. Suddenly, it starts to rain, and due to this, Jasper's suit now turns white again and all the red is washed off. He forgot his suit was white. Now he feels less self-confident since Ella said that the color of red he was wearing looked good on him.

Jasper takes the horse that Ella left him as a gift, Jasper realizes with his intuition that the horse is named Remington (it also helps that Ella told him that earlier, but Jasper remembered and that's what matters).

Jasper rides the horse to the outskirts of Swainsboro along the trail to get back to Athens. While on the path, he finds SHADDA MAN! leaning against a sign. Jasper is shocked to see Shadda Man standing there, and Jasper asks him, "Why are you still here!? :O \*shocked pikachu face\*". Shadda Man says "It's about time you got here! I told Big Moore that I'm gonna stay behind because I knew you couldn't have a girlfriend! I thought I might as well help you go along the trail, since you got somewhat lost last time". Jasper wipes the tears and rain from his face and says "I'm so glad you're here, Shadda Man. My ankles still hurt" Shadda Man replies to Jasper saying "SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR ANKLE! We're gonna ride like men and get there like men! Let's go, Jasper"

While riding on the way, Jasper asks Shadda Man "How's the family line?" Shadda Man says "Eh, mostly dead. But I uh- uh- uh- uh- uh- uh- uh- uh-. But I have a wife, and she's not half bad, but.. I could do better". Jasper asks "Ummm... so... uhh. What do you do for a living?". Shadda Man replies by saying "I assassinate people". Jasper says "Wait, you're getting paid to do this?". Shadda Man says in response "Yes, you get paid for every contracted assassination. You gotta bread on the table".

While riding in the rainy dark night, Jasper and Shadda Man see a wagon blocking the wilderness road ahead. Shadda Man and Jasper walk up to it and see another wagon behind it with about ten other men next to it. Shadda Man says "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?". A guy with a big lantern walks up to Shadda Man. The man asks Shadda Man and Jasper "Are you guys by chance... Like do you have a big ol'... switchy... switch... switchy thing... blade that switches.. hidden blade thingy on your wrist that you use to assassinate people". Shadda Man simply replies "Maybe... Why?..." The man says "Oh... I don't know... Just asking... Are you gentlemen familiar with.....................................................................................................A tax collector in these parts?". Jasper says "Yeeaaahh.. I'm- I'm- I'm totes a tax collector" (Jasper learned that word from Ella). The man says "I'm assuming that you collected taxes from OUR BOSS RADIGAR!!!!". The man pushes Shadda Man off of his horse, and someone comes from behind and throws Jasper off of his horse. Shadda Man and Jasper begin fighting them. Shadda Man gets slightly cut and kills two people, including the man that threw him off his horse. Shadda Man says "Jasper! They're templars!". The man who threw Jasper off of his horse punches Jasper in the jaw, however, Jasper then stabs him in the esophagus with his hidden blade causing him to die gruelingly slow and painfully. Jasper walks with his bad ankle. Shadda Man then grabs the big lantern \*BONG\* killing the man instantly. The lantern starts rolling and crushes a templar, killing him. The other templars begin backing off in fear. Jasper yells "WHO ELSE WANTS SOME? Come get a free all-in-one buffet with this!". Shadda Man says "I DID THE WORK, THEY SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME!" Jasper replies "They're scared of us as a collective unit!". Shadda Man and Jasper continue to stand their ground waiting for the templars to attack.

Jasper suddenly feels a **big hand** put on his shoulder. Then he hears the person behind him say "Guess hu'ose a tempilar...". Jasper turns around and sees Grandrid the Giant. Grandrid the Giant picks up Jasper and throws him at Shadda Man. Shadda Man says "OH NO! It's Big Moore's rival!". Grandrid the Giant then performs the giants elbow slam on Shadda Man and Jasper as they're on the ground. Shadda Man gets up and picks up the big lantern and throws it at Grandrid the Giant, which hits him in the face. Jasper fights off the other 5 templars attacking them, and manages to kill one. Since Grandrid the Giant is stunned, Jasper and Shadda Man run to their horses and ride off to escape the area.

While riding off, Jasper says "Shadda Man! I know now is a bad time, but I gotta go west to a town called Deepstep!" Shadda Man responds "There's barely any time, we have to escape, you can't! And why do you want do you even go there? Is it your imaginary girlfriend!" Jasper quickly responds "SHE'S NOT IMAGINARY! She's just as real as a real man!... Not that I'd ever date a man since this 1824 and that'd be pretty gay! And yes I'm aware that happy means gay and jolly! But I have a feeling that it'll eventually mean homosexual!" (This is likely because of his good intuition). Shadda Man says "We can't go that way, it's- just- just it's- it's it's- uhh- it's just a... just a risk!"

Jasper and Shadda Man arrive in Athens early in the morning. Jasper tells Shadda Man "Ugghh.. I'm just so tired... And my ankle really hurts.... Uggah... I just want to go to bed, I don't even wanna finish this mission... I'm just glad it's over...". They arrive in Baffins' bar in Athens.

Jasper walks in and says to Baffins "We're back! I've finally completed my first assassination!". Baffins gives him a high-five and says "Yes! That's so marvelous dude!". But the two forgot that this is also a public bar and several other people in the room simply stared at them in shock (:O \*shocked pikachu face\*). Baffins whispers "It's probably best if you just go upstairs and see Cytial..." Baffins proudly exclaims "FREE DRINKS ON THE HOUSE ANYONE?"

Jasper goes upstairs with Shadda Man and meets up with Cytial. Jasper states "I did it! I killed Radigar the Templar!". Big Moore (also in the room) says "Ugh, brother, not without a lot of help, but that's okay, you deserve this little brother!". Cytial says "Jasper, welcome to the brotherhood". Cytial knights Jasper into the Assassin's Creed. Jasper jumps up and says "WEEEEEEEeEeEeEeEEE YEEEEAAAH!!! WOOOO! I'm part of something that is not a cult, but is in fact a creed!" (But he hurts his ankle landing on the ground after jumping and he whimpers a little bit). Big Moore says "You did it, brother! Well done, you'll be a good addition to our creed. You've done a good job and I can't wait to see more". Cytial walks out then comes back in because he forgot and says "Jasper, you have now been knighted and are apart of the creed. Now you have freelance, you can kill templars at your own will, usually they always wear a templar necklace, bring them to me every time you kill one, but we may still have some contracted assassinations if it's important enough". Jasper says "Well! Thank yah! It's truly an honor, now it's time to go get some beers down at Baffin's bar!". Shadda Man says "Well, cheers to that! Even though I can't cheers cause I don't got a drink in my hand, but that's about to change soon enough!"

While at the bar, Jasper sits down at a table alone at the bar, and he's drinkin' and thinkin'. Jasper knows where to help the creed out and find a few templars to take out. He knows about the templars in Deepstep. Jasper knows that he has to go to Deepstep and take out his mother and his girlfriend, the double-woman whammy.