Hello! - Joined of Vesper (song)

Hello! - Joined of Vesper is a song in a musical performance, with the actors portraying the various members of the Joined of Vesper. The original author is unknown.

## Lyrics

[EDELLA]

Hello!

My name is Edella

And I would like to share with you

The love of Vesper’s light

[RASKIN]

Hello

I’m Raskin Daggermaw

And if he is cool with stabbing

Then I guess that shit’s all right

[ZENGA]

You guys, who cares about Vesper

Have you seen what happens

When I cast *Black Tentacles*?

[BEY]

Hello!

My name is Beybulat

And everyone knows that Bog

Is the only true God

[BRIAC]

Hello! My name’s Briac Youngblood

[RON]

Hello!

[BRIAC]

I am totally straight and I think that Bey is cute --- I mean too

[RASKIN]

Yeah sure, if that is what you say

[BEY]

Hello!

[RON]

Here’s five rerolls and a song

But you can’t leave today

[EDELLA]

Hello!

[DELILAH]

Hello! My name is Delilah

And I’ll beat all men to death

While screaming Farmesk's name

[EDELLA]

Oh dear...

[BEY]

Hello!

[BRIAC]

Hello!

[DELILAH]

I can also heal

And I will *Air Walk* into the sky

If the fight is lame

[EDELLA]

Hello!

[ZENGA]

Hi.

[EDELLA]

My name is-

[BEY]

Bog is God!

[RASKIN]

I’m gonna steal some shit

[RON]

Hello!

[BRIAC]

But no, I’m really straight

[Delilah]

Farmesk!

[BEY]

Привет (Preev-YET)

[RASKIN]

What's up?

[ZENGA]

What was your name again?

[BEY]

You are scary

[EDELLA]

If we all stick

Together we will be all right

[RON]

Sounds good!

[ALL]

We’ll be all right

[BRIAC]

I’m super straight!

[ALL]

And have some fun!

[RON]

Hello!

[RASKIN]

Shut up!

[ALL]

And if you need some asses

kicked we’ll show you how it’s done

[BEY / RASKIN]

You suck

\*Piss off\*

Hate you

\*That's fine burn in Hell\*

[EDELLA]

Hey now!

[ALL]

You simply won't believe how much

Vesper has changed our lives

Vesper has changed our lives

Vesper has changed our lives

Vesper has changed our lives

[FRODERIK, spoken]

Hello! My name is Froderik Penderghast Wizard of the 5th circle, hero of Brandon's Bridge and Mont Duplat, champion of Roadshire and Rivershire, Conquerer of the Wives of Dea---

[EDELLA, spoken]

Froderik! You don’t need to introduce yourself to us, we already know who you are, honey.

[ALL except Froderik]

Hello!

[FRODERIK]

Hello!

[ALL except Froderik]

My name is-

[FRODERIK]

Froderik Penderghast, Wizard of the---

[ALL except Froderik]

And we would like to

Share with you our tale of Vesper’s plight

[FRODERIK]

shut up and let me speak gods damnit

[RASKIN]

Shut up

[EDELLA]

Raskin!

[ZENGA]

Just take a nap.

[BRIAC]

I’m straight!

[Delilah]

Farmesk

[BRIAC]

It’s great!

[ALL]

You see?

You simply won't believe how much

Vesper has changed our lives

[BEY]

(Hello)

Vesper has changed our lives

[BEY]

(Hello)

[Raskin]

Bey, you can burn in-

[EDELLA]

He-hello!

[ALL]

We have been stuck this way

And no matter what we do we cannot get away

Stuck for eternity as friends and family

We can fully guarantee you that

Vesper has changed our lives

Vesper has changed our lives

Vesper has changed our lives

The Joined of Vesper

Hello!

## Out of Game

This is a parody of the song Hello from the *Book of Mormon* musical. It is written and performed by Shannon and can be listened to here.