Captain Hook (Wish Realm)/Quotes

## During First Curse

### *Eloise Gardener* (Season 7, Episode 7)

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Your Majesty, shouldn't you be casting your curse?

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: Well, I would be, if that *insipid* Snow White and her Charmless Prince hadn't stopped me!

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: How the bloody hell did they do that?

**Evil Queen (Wish Realm)**: They stole my magic.

**Mr. Smee (Wish Realm)**: Snow White defeated the Evil Queen? I did *not* see that coming.

## After Fourth Curse

### *A Taste of the Heights* (Season 7, Episode 12)

**Princess Tiana**: Who are you?

**Prince Naveen**: My shiny coat and my sharp spear don't give it away? I'm the hero who's going to kill this beast of a gator.

**Princess Tiana**: Then you're even stupider than you look, because whatever attacked this dock is too big to be any gator.

**Prince Naveen**: You don't have to believe me. In fact, it's probably best if you and your friends run along...

**Princess Tiana**: If anyone is running along, it is *you*.

**Prince Naveen**: Fiery. Whew, I like that. You remind me of someone. Oh, *myself*.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: You'd do best to cut the quips. This is the future queen of the kingdom you're talking to.

**Prince Naveen**: Allow me to introduce myself. Prince Naveen of Maladonia, at your service.

**Ella Mills**: Wait, you're really a prince?

**Prince Naveen**: I've been tracking this fearsome beast across the entire realm. My enchanted spear is the only weapon strong enough to kill it.

**Princess Tiana**: Now he is bragging about his enchanted spear.

### *The Guardian* (Season 7, Episode 18)

**Rumplestiltskin**: I came to test Alice. I believe she's destined to become a great hero, a protector of the Dark One Dagger known as the Guardian.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: So that's what this is all about. You've grown tired of your bloody dagger, realizing that immortality isn't all it's cracked up to be. Well, I don't care, because it'll be a cold day in Hell when I let you saddle my daughter with it so she can take your place.

**Rumplestiltskin**: This isn't just about me. Don't you think Alice should have a say in all of this?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: So you can manipulate her? *No*.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Dark One. I heard about what you did for Alice and Robin.

**Rumplestiltskin**: All magic comes with a price. Guess it was finally my turn to pay.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Well, I just wanted to tell you everyone was right about you. You're not the crocodile I knew. I owe you a great debt. If I can ever repay you, I will.

**Rumplestiltskin**: Dark One and a pirate... friends?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: (*nods*) Perhaps it's time for a new story. (*they shake hands*) So, what are you gonna do now?

**Rumplestiltskin**: Do what Rumplestiltskin does best, of course. Spin, spin, spin!

### *The Eighth Witch* (Season 7, Episode 10)

**Henry Mills**: Stay away from my daughter.

**Drizella Tremaine**: Such a worried papa! No need to be. I'm only here to deliver a message. Well, more accurately, a prophecy. A curse is coming. On your darling child's eighth birthday, all your lives as you know them will end.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Perhaps you misread the prophecy, love, because you missed the part where we defeat you.

(*Drizella prepares to attack*)

**Henry Mills**: Drizella, I wouldn't. Look down.

**Drizella Tremaine**: (*starts turning to stone*) This is Blood Magic! How is this possible.

**Rapunzel Tremaine**: (*enters*) With a spot of my blood, of course! I simply can't have you casting the curse, dear.

**Drizella Tremaine**: This changes nothing. In eight years, I'll be back, and you'll learn what true suffering is! (*completely turns to stone*)

(*at Lucy's eighth birthday party*)

**Queen Tiana**: Thank you all for coming to celebrate the birthday of a special little girl, and to remember how lucky we are to live in a time of peace and prosperity.

**Lucy Mills**: Thank you, Aunt Tiana. I mean, Queen Tiana! Can I light the candles?

**Regina Mills**: Oh no, that's my job! (*lights candles*) Now, make a wish.

(*a storm suddenly surrounds*)

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: What the bloody hell is that?

**Mother Gothel**: (*appears next to Drizella's stone statue*) Look at all this. Cake, presents, family. Did you really think this would be a day of celebration?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Don't try anything, love. There's no way you can fight all of us alone.

**Mother Gothel**: Who says I'm alone? (*Coven of the Eight appear, and unfreeze Drizella*)

**Regina Mills**: That's impossible... Blood Magic can't be broken!

**Mother Gothel**: Not by any single person, but together this family can do anything. Come, Drizella. Your day is here. The prophecy shall be fulfilled. Your curse will be cast. The suffering shall begin.

## After Fifth Curse

### *Leaving Storybrooke* (Season 7, Episode 22)

(*trapped inside Snow Globe*)

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: don't understand. Why are *you* cold? The Dark One doesn't get cold.

**Rumplestiltskin**: I'm afraid Rumplestiltskin used the Author's Pen for more than he let on. He's stripped me of my immortality, and of my powers, so I can neither escape nor stop him.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: From doing what?

**Rumplestiltskin**: Well, that's the question. You see, he *is* me, but with the darkness unchecked by the love of Belle. He will use this new power to hurt anyone he can and drag us all into the darkness where he wallows.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Seems like wallowing is something you have in common.

**Rumplestiltskin**: Excuse me?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Look, I'm sorry that you can't be with Belle, but you're not the only one who's suffered loss. I may never fix my heart. I may never be together with Alice again, but I'm not giving up.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: (*about the Curse of the Poisoned Heart*) It's getting worse, isn't it?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Aye. I've survived this long, but my end is close at hand. Take care of Alice.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Of course I will. Look, there's something I want to ask you. I'm not sure right now is the best time.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: This might be your only time.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Can I have your blessing to marry Alice?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Of course, of course, you have my blessing!

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: And here's the thing. You're *wrong*. Your ending isn't "at hand". I don't care what we're up against. No matter what, you are walking Alice down that aisle.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Aye. I wouldn't dare argue with my future daughter-in-law.

(*after Rumplestiltskin sacrifices himself*)

**Alice Jones**: Papa, are you -

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: I'm fine. (*Curse of the Poisoned Heart*) I'm cured!

**Alice Jones**: I thought I'd lost you.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: So did I. What happened?

**Alice Jones**: (*about Rumplestiltskin*) He did it. He gave you his heart!

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Goodbye, old friend.

**Henry Mills**: (*Regina enters*) Mom! You're okay?

**Regina Mills**: Yeah, I'm fine, it's all gonna be fine, but what's happening here?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: (*about Rumplestiltskin*) He did it for me. He did it to save me. Save all of us

**Regina Mills**: (*to Rumplestiltskin's corpse*): Thank you. Thank you for one last lesson: that darkness can always find the light. And thank you for one last gift. You saved us. And I know you thought that that would make your dreams be in vain. But I refuse to believe that. If anyone deserves peace, it is you. I will miss you. But you deserve your happy ending. Now go find it.

## After Sixth Curse

### *Be Careful What You Wish For* (Season 8, Episode 1)

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Are you alright? It looks like you've been sleeping on the beach.

**Maui**: That's because I have been. You got a problem with that?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Quite the contrary, mate. The sea is a beautiful place to wake up to.

**Maui**: Any one of you care to tell me exactly what's been going on around here? The world looks... different.

**Alice Jones**: It's quite a long, complicated story. But basically, all of the lands have been merged into one. We call it the United Realms.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: My aunt, the Good Queen, she did it. She didn't want anybody to be separated from their loved ones ever again.

**Alice Jones**: Do you have anybody you need to find?

**Maui**: I might.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: What's your name?

**Maui**: It's Maui, shapeshifter, demi-god of the wind and sea, hero of men and women. Never heard of me?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Yes, actually. I've come across your fish hook before.

**Maui**: What? Where is it now?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: I'm afraid I don't know.

**Maui**: No matter. I'm a demi-god! I'll find it. Any chance any of you have heard anything about a girl named Moana?

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: No, sorry.

**Alice Jones**: We'll keep an eye out. You should come to our town with us. It's called Storybrooke. There's plenty of accommodation.

### *All I Ask of You* (Season 8, Episode 4)

**Alice Jones**: How do you do it, Papa? You've been alive for centuries and yet have never wielded magic for yourself.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: What's magic got to do with anything?

**Alice Jones**: I have magic in my blood. But I don't want to use it. But I'm also the only one in the United Realms Royal Association without it.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: You feel left out?

**Alice Jones**: Maybe a little. Robin said my mind is just as powerful, but -

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: She's right, Starfish. If you wish not to use magic, you don't have to. You're already doing a lot better than I was in my past. I had to survive with dozens of enemies targeting me at all times. You are the most creative person I know. You can find your own strengths in that.

**Alice Jones**: Thank you, Papa. You're right. There's nothing wrong with being unique.

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: That being said, my sword here got me through a lot of tough times. It's yours if you want.

### *Wicked Revenge* (Season 8, Episode 5)

**Henry Mills**: I've just been thinking about my grandpa today. Rumple.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: Oh. Are you alright?

**Henry Mills**: I knew him my whole life. Without him, Mom wouldn't have even adopted me. It's just weird without him, you know?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: I never thought I'd be mourning the Crocodile. Once upon a time, all I wanted was to see him dead. But we all miss him. He played an important part in all our lives.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: That being said, he's in a better place.

**Henry Mills**: That I can agree with. He fought long and hard to find happiness. But now that I've been thinking about it, did it ever occur to you guys what happened to his dagger?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: I assumed it was erased along with the Dark One's curse.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: What if it's not? What if it's still somewhere at the Dark Castle and nobody noticed it after... after what happened?

**Captain Hook (Wish Realm)**: Anyone could waltz in there and pick it up.

**Henry Mills**: Well, we don't know if it's dangerous still, or has any power left.

**Robin Hood, Jr.**: We can't risk it. We have to find it before someone else does.