Sam

Sam is the protagonist from BRUH.mp4. He is a completely white creature in the shape of a nevadean that has strong sexual desires for females.

## Appearance

He possess completely white skin and insides and a fully expressive face, a trait he shares with a few other Madness Combat characters like Gabriel Barsch and Velour. Unlike them, however, he has no hair (on the head, nor on any other part of his body) and has completely shaded eyes.

He also wears a distinctively blue jacket and shoes, and jeans shorts, but otherwise shares the usual traits for nevadeans.

## History

### BRUH.mp4

Sam is having his usual leisure activities when his door is knocked. Initially, a female police officer appears, who makes him very pleased, for he finds her secondary sexual characteristics attractive. He kindly invites her in, only to be taken by surprise by a male police officer who taunts him. This was a trap: The Horny Police arrived to take him down.

The male police officer pulls out a baseball bat and attempts to attack him, but he is able to grab it. Sam gets angry and punches him hardly, rendering him unconscious and making the other police officers right outside confused. He comes out and kisses the female police officer while stealing her pistol, making her unconscious.

He shoots down the unconscious male police officer and his colleage, and is also able to take down an armored male cop. He attempts to shoot down his next victim but the cop is able to block his bullets with his sword, and charges at him with it. Sam is able to grab his sword and stab him with it. Another female cop shows up, this time with a more revealing outfit and armed with an assault rifle, and he fakes surrender.

While she isn't looking, he is able to grab her weapon and headbutt her, rendering her unconscious. Another male cop appears, this time with aid of 3 bonk dogs, but they are all ultimately shot down. A couple other male cops appear at the door, with the first one charging in and being instantly knocked out with the butt of his rifle.

The other cop tries to shoot down Sam with his pistol, while he himself fires his assault rifle at him. Both keep shooting at each other but missing every single shot, until Sam runs out of bullets. He charges in and they start a brutal fist fight. Sam is finally able to take his pistol and attempts to shoot him down, however the male cop reveals himself as not any ordinary fodder cop: He is the Convict himself, and has powerful spike-summoning powers which he uses to instantly impale Sam.

In the blink of death, Sam is able to summon 2 copies of himself before succumbing, and charges in. Convict blocks his attacks and strikes down one of his clones, leaving only one alive, who clones yet again, now with 3 clones. Finally, the last female cop wakes up, pulls up a baseball bat and smashes down 2 of Sam's clones, while Convict finishes off the last one.

After being seen in his true form by the female cop, Convict immediately turns back into an ordinary-looking male horny police and walks away like nothing happened.

## Personality

Sam has a very sexually oriented personality. He is seen having pleasure in front of his computer with images of Sarvente, while also having a body pillow of KeifK'ade, as well as posters of them in maid outfits. He also has a rather odd screensaver image, featuring Velour sitting on a couch with the Doom Slayer, the Auditor and V1 staring at her from behind. He seems to be strongly against the values of the Horny Police, killing their male combatants on sight.

Even in active combat, Sam never kills any female individual, only attacking them when absolutely necessary. This ultimately leads him killed as he leaves his guard open to a waking up female cop.

## Abilities

He possess the usual combat prowess of most Madness characters, shooting and stabbing common fodder enemies with ease, even when in tactical disadvantage, such as fighting a sword wearing oponent while unnarmed. Unlike them, however, he also has special "sperm-like" features, such as cell division, allowing him to produce clones even while in the process of death. It's unknown, however, if these clones are extensions of himself (like the clones Creber makes) or fully independent individuals (given it works similarly to cell division, they would most likely be independent).

He also seems to be able to put women to sleep with his kiss, possibly also a side effect of his strange sperm features.

## Trivia

* Sam does not have his name featured in the animation BRUH.mp4. Instead, his name was given by his original creator KeifK'ade on Discord to a wiki user.
* The alias "Sperm Man" was initially used to refer to him before his name became publicly known. The creator found it fitting enough to keep it as an alias.
* KiefK'ade confirmed that Sam's eyes are completely gray due to shade, similar to how Harem characters have their eyes covered in darkness.