Mireille

## Biography

### Backstory

Mireille was presumably born and raised in Marcourt, but she does not like to talk about it. She ran away from home maybe??

She's never been to a real school. She knows basic stuff like etiquette and embroidery and history and literature but that's about it! Only things a young woman ought to know, you know?

Back in Marcourt she only left the house for social functions and she was not invited to many social functions so she did not leave the house often. She tried to start a fight club once, but no one joined.

She is evidently 1/8th moon elf.

It is confirmed that she has a four year old little brother and that she is stronger than him but still cannot inherit land nor title from her parents due to the sexist policies of Marcourt.

She hates the Commonwealth passionately due to their imperialist attitudes towards Marcourt.

According to the dude who took Z away, if Mireille was back home she would be "married to a grown man."

### Campaign Arc One: Siren's Song

In *The New Crew*, Mireille joined the crew of the Mistral and got into an argument with Captain Gore when he insisted on paying her less than the rest of the crew. She argued her way up to the full ten gold a week, but in return she was assigned to guard the brig.

In *All Aboard*, she discovered that there was a whole ass person being trapped in the brig, which would later become a point of contention.

In *So No Head?*, Mireille got into the first of multiple arguments regarding their unwilling passenger with the rest of the crew. It was in this argument that Z implied Mireille was a child who was unfamiliar with the way boats worked.

In *Shore Leave*, Mireille was invited and then uninvited and reinvited and uninvited again to eat seafood with the Lucias.

In *Blank Cheques Blank Thoughts*, she joined Ducat and Z in exploring the no man's port. When they were discovered by a pirate in said no man's port Carrlise Mireille Orlando was born.

In *Split Party*, Mireille had a fun conversation with Captain McLeod over wine that she did not drink in which she was very charming and thus taken pity upon.

In *A Burning Resolution*, she tried to bring Luthiel breakfast only to walk in on Gore interrogating him. She tried to convince the Captain that she was only bringing him breakfast and that she did not know she wasn't allowed inside the brig. It partially worked: Gore did believe she was too dumb to understand which side of the brig door she ought to stand on but he fired her anyway.

In *Order In The Court*, Mireille roasted the Lucias in court and visited Mirari and Ducat in jail.

In *Fragile Tempers*, she attempted to prevent the fight between Mirari and Z to no avail. Also Mirari flat out told her she couldn't run from fate.

A lot happened in *Change of Tune*! Mireille almost died twice! And then desperately(*desperately*) tried to prevent the mutiny from happening. She fought almost every single person involved with the intention of making the fighting stop. After the fight she (bridal)carried Gore over to Ducat for healing and started sobbing and saying she wanted to go home.

### Campaign Arc Two: Frozen Crown

In *SOS* Mireille straight up committed murder because one of Captain Lavaud's crew tried to touch her, and she would do it again. She bit five people too which was very cool and impressive of her.

As a direct result of her actions in the previous session Mireille began *Damned If We Do* in the brig of Levaud's stupid ship. After casting charm on her Piper took her blood but not her real name into the horn, proving that Mireille would not trust even those she considered to be friends with her real name. Mireille had to be tranquilized three times before they managed to knock her out to bring her onto the Mistral and when she woke up she started wailing.

In *Astral Sidebar* Mireille played fair games and found out that she has wings? And also she got kidnapped.

During *Tight Schedule* she took Tara to the police because, you know, she kidnapped Mireille, but she escaped arrest and then Mireille was very condescendingly escorted to her guardian.

In *Hypothetical Birthday*, Mireille participated in the meeting with Dr. Keenseeker, but she was not very helpful. She and Spider Scuttle tore up the dance floor at The Sapphire Flask.

In *Misstep*, Mireille walked directly into a pile of rats, fought a gelatinous cube and got her axe all rusty.

During *Ethics 101*, Mireille got into an argument with Efain in which she declared that being a criminal does not mean you do not deserve to be saved. Also, she got possessed by a ghost at the end! Good luck y'all! #TPK

During *Academic Dishonesty*, Mireille argued with Keenseeker because she was being condescending. Then she beat her unconscious! 60 points of damage whoop whoop

During *A Look in the Mirror*, it was discovered that she may be the newest wonder twin! She also went to the night market and purchased a +1 greataxe and a bag of holding.

During *Kenku Court*, she argued very firmly in the camp of not cutting off Keenseeker's hands.

In *Damned if We Do* she had a fun conversation with Keenseeker and started a fight with Lavaud.

As one of the people knocked out by the horn, Mireille dreamt of reuniting with her mom in *Psychic Damage*. And then when she woke up she used her dragon wings to fly??

During *Philosophy 101*, she was strongly in the anti-vampire camp.

During *No Trespassing* she spat upon the criminal justice system in her conversation with Keenseeker and then displayed flagrant disrespect for the law when she broke into a house. Fun teenage rebellion moments.

As of *Propane Place*, she has the mushroom sickness.

In *Dungeons and Dragons* she called Ixchel "an inferior dragon," because she is. Fingers crossed that doesn't get the party killed.

In *A Song of Ice and and Fire*, the party kicked Ixchel's ass(but at what cost?)

As of *Heebie Jeebies Among Us*, she no longer has a last name.

## Personality

Mireille has insatiable curiosity, firmly held beliefs and a short temper, so she's hard to get along with sometimes! She will shove her nose where it doesn't belong and then argue with you if you're keeping a person locked in the brig or trying to overthrow the mayor for capitalist reasons.

She gets angry when she believes people are being treated unfairly, like when the Captain tried to pay her less than the other crew members, or when she discovered that Luthiel was trapped in the brig, or when the Lucias started talking about status in the court room. She also hates being touched by strangers. She's been trying to work on her anger issues so that she doesn't lash out at people quite as much.

Love is whatever but Mireille canonically does not know how sex works. It was not part of her limited education and she never cared to read about it.

## Relationships

### Ducat Bucket

Ducat and Mireille don't speak often, but she appreciates what they do for the party. She also trusts Ducat the most because they're consistent in their choices.

### Efain

Efain is the crew member who Mireille speaks to the most, so it could be argued that they're sort of friends? But Efain is a conniving little robot with materialistic tendencies. Mireille is down to play cards with them, but maybe not go to them for advice.

### Ilphas Dalamin

Ilphas and Mireille seem to be becoming friends! Ilphas taught Mireille to swim which was very nice of him. The fact that he worships Vecna would be a point of contention, but when he and Mireille talked about it they found they had more in common than they thought.

### Itza Nosticov

Itza and Mireille have something of a complicated relationship. As a former angry teenager Itza serves as a sort of mentor to Mireille sometimes, but Mireille also butts heads with her a lot because their moral compasses don't align and Z tends to be condescending about that. Also, they're twins? Or Mireille is Itza's reincarnation even though she's alive?? It's weird.

The night before she left Z told Mireille that she means a lot to her and promised to help break Juliette out of gay baby jail, but when Mireille woke up she was gone. Efain told her it was because Mirari and Z had a huge fight and she couldn't bear to be near him anymore. That is, of course, not true, but since when have any of them bothered keeping the young small baby girl child in the loop?

### Mirari Arossa

Mirari and Mireille also have a complicated relationship. They can agree on stuff like fashion and not committing murder, but Mireille disagrees with his beliefs regarding fate, the Earl Grey Trading House and the Commonwealth. Upon first meeting him, she assumed he'd be a prick and honestly? Sometimes he is.

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