The Love Boat/Chapter Five

This is the fifth chapter of the Love Boat. This takes place in Ensenada.

## Level 41 - Pleasure or Business

*The crew wishes to enjoy the beauty of Ensenada as well, but they should keep it to their off-duty hours!*

* As Isaac's working, and the boys enjoying, Lorraine and Jenny enter the restaurant.
* Jenny: He's not here...
* Jenny: I guess he finally gave up, huh?
* Jenny: Maybe I didn't know him as well as I thought...
* Lorraine: We never do...
* Jenny and Lorraine bond.
* Jenny: Well, then I guess there's that!
* Jenny: Tonight I'm all yours, Lorraine.
* Lorraine: Woah, there, I think I gave you the wrong impression...!
* The audience laugh hardily.

### Outro

* Brad halts reading the magazine as Sandy enters the cabin to see him.
* Sandy: Listen, Brad...
* Sandy: All this trip, I've been meaning to tell you something...
* Brad: I know, Sandy. I... I found a magazine...
* Sandy's shocked!
* Brad: But how can it be...? Since when?
* Sandy: It was before I even met you!
* Brad: Before you...? So you've been lying to me all this time!?
* Sandy: I know, I'm so sorry... I shouldn't have...
* Sandy: I guess I was just hoping we could move past this...
* Brad: Move past this!? But how could we?

## Level 42 - Shall We?

*The sea seems to have brought a few shells to shore; they look quite nice, too!*

* Sandy: Brad, I understand if you don't want to get married, knowing that...
* Sandy: I mean, with the campaign and everything...
* Brad: The campaign? Who cares about that?
* Brad: It's our relationship that could never work...
* Brad: Just tell me... Why?
* Brad: Why did you do it?
* Sandy: Well... I needed the money and...
* Sandy: I didn't enjoy it one bit, I swear!
* Brad: I see...
* Brad: Have a great rest of your life, Sandy.
* Brad leaves Sandy from the cabin. Sandy starts to sob.

### Outro

* Brad: I mean, how could I have guessed my fiance actually liked women?
* Gopher: I'm so sorry, congressman...
* Brad: Turns out she was with me only for the money.
* Brad: She made sure to emphasize she didn't enjoy any of it!
* Gopher: I... She certainly didn't seem like the type...
* Gopher: So, what are you gonna do now?
* Brad: I'll stay here at Ensenada. I need to cancel everything, call everyone...
* Brad: Besides, it would be too painful to be on the same ship as her.
* Brad: This way she can return to the city and I don't have to see her anymore...
* Brad is feeling down.

## Level 43 - Mind the Mess

*Someone made a mess; now it’s your job to clean it up.*

* Julie: Okay, Isaac, I think it's time for Plan B.
* Isaac: I'm afraid Plan B was a long time ago. We must be running out of letters by now.
* Isaac: And by the way, which one is Plan B?
* Julie: One of subtle nature we should have tried a long time ago.
* Julie: Bribery.
* Julie gives something to Isaac.
* Julie: This is probably the best Scotch in the whole cruise.
* Julie: Gopher took it from the captain's personal bar.
* Stacey and Aubrey enter the restaurant.
* Isaac: Welcome, sir. Madam.
* Isaac: This is a present from the captain.
* Aubrey gets a present, as Captain appears from the right.
* Stubing: Isaac, have you seen my Malt Scotch somewhere?
* Stubing: I was keeping it for emergencies!
* Isaac; What kind of emergency, sir?
* Isaac: A shipwreck? A fire? Who knows what I'll end up doing if this goes on!
* Stubing: A-ha!
* Aubrey gives the gift to Stacey.
* Stacey: The Captain's too generous, this is a VERY nice gift.
* Captain tries to pull a gift from Stacey, but it dropped and shattered into pieces!
* Stubing: My Scotch! This has gone too far!

### Outro

* As Isaac continues to work, Angela enters to see Henry.
* Henry: Oh, you came!
* Angela and Henry come to see.
* Henry: Wasn't your sister supposed to be joining us too?
* Angela: Yes, but apparently something better came up.
* Angela: But don't worry, I'm sure we can have some fun anyways.
* Henry: I'm sure we will!
* Angela: Besides, I wanted to show you my new dress!
* Henry: Oh, it's beautiful! I'm always eager to see nice things.
* Angela: Oh, really? Funny you mention this, because I was planning to show you a few more things...
* Angela: Now that we finally got some privacy.

## Level 44 - Girl Night Out

*Partying with the guys is well and all, but what girls need now and then is a girl-to-girl talk!*

* Lorraine and Jenny enter to seat on the table.
* Jenny: I'm not sure I can go through with this after the last time, Lorraine...
* Lorraine: Oh, just have a drink, it'll calm you down.
* Jenny: I'm not much of a drinker, remember?
* Lorraine: Just have a little sip of something, then. It'll take the edge off things.
* Lorraine: We'll have two Tropical Fizzles. But make them strong.
* Lorraine: Better yet, no sense you walking back and forth, just bring the bottle.
* Isaac gets drinks for girls.
* Jenny: Lorraine!
* Lorraine: Well, we night want a second glass...
* Isaac serves girls the drinks.
* The audience grin and laugh.

### During the level

* Isaac serves the girls.
* Lorraine: You just need to relax.
* Jenny: I don't know if I can.
* Lorraine: It's a simple and fun party.
* Jenny: I guess I could try.
* Lorraine: You'll see, you'll be dancing in no time.
* Jenny: I'm not a good dancer.
* Lorraine: No matter, just use your assets wisely and the boys will swarm you.
* Jenny: Are you sure?
* Lorraine: Of course! Trust me, I know.
* Jenny: If you say so
* Lorraine: Now, do you feel ready.
* Jenny: I guess.

### Outro

* Meanwhile in Napoli's cabin, Emily is prepping for a walk.
* Emily: Get ready, quesadillas and nachos... Here I come and I'm fully armed!
* Emily: Which reminds me...
* Emily picks the clothes and thinks.
* In Ensenada, Angela and Henry are chatting.
* Angela: It's a bit chilly in here, don't you think?
* Henry: Why don't we continue the party in my room?
* Henry: I'll be sure to keep you warm...
* Emily enters the restaurant as Henry and Angela walk off the table.
* Emily: Hey, guys! I see you are already having lots of fun.
* Angela: Emily, what the heck are you doing here?!
* Emily: I was actually about to miss it, but then I remembered the Golden Rule.
* Henry: Huh? What are you talking about?
* Angela: Never leave your girlfriend when they're on the prowl...
* Angela feels down.

## Level 45 - Dance Night

*In the end, Jenny relaxed and is having a lot of fun at the party!*

* Lorraine: Trust me, okay? Now enough small talk, let's meet some men.
* Jenny: Right, men. Should we introduce ourselves?
* Lorraine closes her eyes.
* Lorraine: Clearly you haven't heard of The Code...
* Jenny: What's that?
* Lorraine: You've been out of the market a while, haven't you?
* Lorraine: First step is dangling the bait.
* Lorraine: So he'll throw his line your way.
* Jenny: Oh, I'm sure I don't know how to dangle.
* Lorraine: It comes with the package.
* Lorraine: You got your eyes, you got your mouth, my push-up bra...
* Lorraine: Just follow me.
* Lorraine and Jenny stand up to meet the guys.
* Lorraine and Jenny attempt to dance.
* Yellow man: Hello, beautiful. What's your name.
* Jenny: Me? Oh, it's Jenny...

### Outro

* They're having fun dancing!
* Lorraine: Whew-hoo! I love Mexico!
* Lorraine: Boy, am I going to need a vacation after this trip.
* The audience laugh as Ron comes to this restaurant.
* Ron sees Jenny cheating on him.
* Yellow man: You have such beautiful lips...
* Jenny kisses the yellow man, causing Ron to leave.
* Jenny: You know, I'd rather just dance, if you don't mind...
* Yellow man: Okay...
* They continue dancing.

## Level 46 - Go Fishing

*A small storm has brought up some waves that have thrown out trash around Ensenada.*

* Meanwhile in Ensenada...
* Angela: Can't you leave me alone for just one night?
* Emily: Well, I thought... The Golden Rule... The Code...
* Angela: You always have to mess up EVERYTHING!
* Emily is exhausted!
* Angela: Why don't you just go back to your room to think about Patrick and the kids and forget about me?
* Angela: Cause we both know you've been doing a pretty good job of that for the last couple of years!
* Emily: But this is our bonding trip...
* Angela: Yeah, that's a good one. You take a cruise with me for one week and NOW it's all about bonding.
* Angela: But you weren't there when things went bad with Jimmy! Or when I lost my job!
* Emily: But I didn't know... You didn't say anything...
* Angela: I shouldn't need to tell you! You're my sister, you should know when I really need you!
* Angela: But it seems anything that's not part of your little home is just not that important to you anymore.
* Angela: And why should it? Your life is SO perfect.
* Angela: So just leave the rest of us poor, struggling losers ALINE!
* Emily leaves with a cry.
* Henry: Look, you seem to have a lot to figure out, so...
* As Henry and the boys leave, Angela sobs.

### Outro

* Gopher mops up the mess.
* Ron: There was a girl here, do you know where she went?
* Isaac: You'll have to be more specific than that...
* Ron: About this tall, african-american, very pretty...
* Isaac: Oh, yeah, I think they went back to the cruise to continue the party.
* Ron: Back to the cruise, huh...
* Ronald: I think I'm gonna need something strong here.
* Isaac: Sure thing.

## Level 47 - I See a Seagull

*This seagull is almost a regular, which is fine, as long as he doesn’t disrupt the guests!*

* Gopher continues mopping the mess.
* Ron: Why do I have to be so stupid?
* Isaac: I take it you knew the girl...
* Ron: I do... I just can't bring myself to ask her to marry me.
* Isaac: Listen, I'm gonna tell you something a bit personal, and it's not something I usually do.
* Isaac: A long time ago, I was with this girl.
* Isaac: We had been together for a while, and all she wanted was to get married.
* Isaac: I loved her, I really did, but I wanted my freedom and kept putting it off.
* Ron: And? What happened?
* Isaac: What do you think? She ended up meeting someone...
* Isaac: And he didn't think twice about marrying her.
* Isaac: Turns out, I was damn lucky she wanted to marry me of all guys in the first place.
* Isaac: So yeah, if I could go back, and she was here...
* Isaac: I'd run to her and I'd tell her how I really feel.
* Ron: Thank you.
* Ron leaves the table and goes to the right.
* Isaac: The ship's the other way, you know?
* Ron: I do. But I can't do that just yet.
* Ronald leaves to the right. Gopher goes to Isaac.
* Gopher: Who ARE you?

### During the level

* Isaac keep the seagull as long as the seagull doesn't disrupt the guests!

### Outro

* Gopher: Okay, now. I think I've had enough.
* Gopher: First he throws that suitcase on me - I mean, an innocent old lady.
* Julie: We also did what we could to pave the way with Aubrey, but he wouldn't even make an effort.
* Isaac: And then he blamed me for stealing his precious bottle.
* Julie: I'm starting to wish the captain was a little bit less proud.
* Julie: At least, for the sake of his crew.
* Julie closes her eyes.
* Adam: I don't know, guys. Stubing must have a reason to be behaving like this.
* Julie: No, you were right before, doc. We should let the captain fight his own bottles.
* Julie: I'm working double shifts to keep that lady happy.
* Gopher: And I'm spending so much time trying to please her that I'm letting the other passengers down.
* Adam: Uhm. I can prescribe you some vitamins.
* Gopher: You better prescribe yourself some contact lens, because you're not seeing it as clear as we do.
* Julie feels down. The crew except Doc leave the restaurant.

## Level 48 - Hot Mess

*The jacuzzi seems to be so good, people forget to take all their things with them when they leave!*

* Lorraine is on the pool, while Jenny comes from the right.
* Lorraine: Jenny! Come here, let's watch how the boat leaves Ensenada together!
* Jenny: Do these eyes look like they want to see Ensenada anymore?
* Lorraine: Yuk. They don't even look like they wanted be in your head.
* Jenny: Well, I don't remember much about last night, but I do remember one thing.
* The audience laugh.
* Jenny: At some point, I decided I was having fun.
* Lorraine: Well, good for you.
* Jenny: But I also realized something else.
* Jenny: When I left on this trip, I thought getting a ring on my finger was all that mattered.
* Jenny: But you know what?
* Jenny: I miss Ron. I really do.
* Jenny: Maybe it doesn't matter whether or not we're married.
* Jenny: Maybe all that matters is that we love each other, and we want to be together.
* Lorraine: Well, if it doesn't work out, you can always get that dog.
* The audience laugh.

### During the level

* Isaac scoop out things from the hot tub!

### Outro

* Angela is on the boat staring, while the boys come into the pool.
* Brown man: What's wrong, doll?
* Whote man: You seem to be in need of a shoulder to cry on...
* Angela: Oh, I'm fine, don't worry...
* Brown man: I don't want to see tears in these pretty eyes...
* Angela: Actually, I just want to be alo-
* White man: Looks like someone could use some fun...
* Brown man: Come on, come with us downtown and we'll help you forget about your problems.
* Gopher comes down the stairs to see them.
* Angela: No, I...
* Gopher: Angela, my love! I've been looking all over for you!
* Gopher goes to Angela.
* Gopher: It's time for our date!

## Level 49 - At Your Order!

*Guests can feel awkward if they get their order before others. Time to give full orders only!*

* Emily comes down to the pool to meet them.
* Brown man: Come on, babe, let's have some fun...
* Angela: Boys, you're very nice, but...
* White man: If another guy broke your heart you just tell us who he is...
* Gopher: Angela, Angela! About our date...
* Emily: Oh, sis, I was looking for you!
* Brown man: Wow, your father must be God, there's no other way to explain you two angels!
* Emily: Oh, no, he's actually a cook! Well, he's retired now...
* Emily: But he's a great guy!
* Emily: By the way, sis, I just got off the phone with Paige, she was asking about her favorite auntie all the time!
* Emily: You take such good care of her...
* Brown man: Paige?
* Emily: Yeah, that's my daughter, look!
* Emily: Isn't she a cutie?
* Brown man: Er... I think it's time for our scheduled dance lesson...
* The boys leave to the stairs.
* Gopher: Finally! Now we can go on our date at last!
* Emily looks at Gopher and Angela.
* Emily: Did you get chance to see the doctor, by the way?
* Emily: You shouldn't force yourself, being pregnant of triplets is no picnic...
* Gopher: You know, now that I think about it, I had to take that lesson too...
* Gopher leaves to the stairs.
* Angela: How did you manage to scare them away so fast?
* Emily: Well, us housewives didn't have a Code but we do have some tricks...
* Emily: They are perfect for getting rid of unwanted attention.

### Outro

* Gopher goes to Julie during Sandy's crying.
* Julie: The poor thing... Can you imagine?
* Gopher: Poor thing!?
* Julie: Well, I'm telling you. If he couldn't even forgive that, he didn't really love her.
* Gopher: Are you serious!? That's not something you can just forgive!
* Julie: Oh, come on! It was just one naughty picture, and it was a million years ago!
* Gopher: I don't think it's the picture as much as it's the fact that she's attracted to the ladies!
* Julie: Well, yeah, but...
* Julie: Wait, what? Attracted to the ladies?
* Gopher: That's what Brad thinks! What naughty picture?
* Julie: She posed for Kittens Magazine a long time ago, and she didn't want him to see it!
* Gopher: So that's why she had the magazine! But Brad said he was going to stay in Ensenada - and he's already canceled the wedding!
* Announcement: Attention, passengers. We will leave Ensenada in 10 minutes. All visitors ashore, please.
* Julie: What are we gonna do?
* Gopher: I'll go find Brad.
* Gopher: You tell Sandy and find a way to stall the ship until we return!
* Gopher rushes out of the pool, to the stairs, to find Brad quickly.

## Level 50 - No Man Left Behind

*The ship is about to depart, but not everyone is back yet! Try calling for your missing colleague!*

* Meanwhile at the ship's deck, Julie, Captain, and Sandy are on.
* Sandy: They're not here yet...
* Julie: Please, Captain, just wait a little longer!
* Stubing: That damned Gopher...
* Sandy: Captain, I need to tell Brad the truth, please!
* Sandy: He's out there, thinking that I...
* Sandy weeps.
* Stubing: I understand but...
* Stacy goes to tell Captain.
* Stacey: What's going on here? We should've left port five minutes ago!
* Julie: We know, but Sandy here, her fiance...
* Stacey: Do I look like I care?
* Stacey: What kind of cruise doesn't leave on time for just one passenger?
* Stacey: That would be ridiculous! Right, Merrill?
* Stubing: It's been five minutes already. We're leaving.
* Julie and Sandy are very afraid!

### During the level

* Isaac calls for Gopher and Brad using the speakerphone!
* Isaac calls:
	+ Mr. Smith, the ship is leaving soon!
	+ Congressman Brockway, please report at the Lobby!
	+ Attention to all non-boarded passengers! The ship is leaving soon!
	+ The boarding of the ship has begun! Please, return at the ship!
	+ Congressman Brockaway, your fiancee is looking for you!
	+ Last call for all passengers! If you do not return, the ship will leave!
	+ Please Congress,am Brocaway, return to the ship!
	+ Gopher, I hope you found Congressman Brockaway!

### Post-chapter

* Julie: Look, Sandy! Over there!
* Sandy: They're here!
* Sandy is excited!
* Stacey: Oh, too bad, there were a minute too late.
* The shop doors close, and platforms retracted. Gopher and Brad are rushing to the ship for dear life!
* Sandy: Lady, I don't know who you are, but you're not keeping me from getting back my fiance!
* Sandy runs to the lobby
* Stacey: What the HELL do you think you're doing!?
* Stacy goes after Sandy.
* The platforms extend, retract, and repeat until it places on ground!
* Julie: Now, Gopher!
* Gopher and Brad rushed into the shop, the door closed and platform retracts behind them!
* Sandy and Stacey appear on the dock.
* Gopher and Brad are now on-board.
* Stacey: You two! Consider yourselves out of a job!
* What a such difficult world!