Kentuckyville

Kentuckyville!

The flag of Kentuckyville.

Skinwalkers

**Kentuckyville** is the hometown of **Jacob** the intern.

## Description

Kentuckyville is a small town in the middle of Kentucky, iconic for its sprawling ranches and immense wealth. The town as a whole lacks any real center, with only a few mom and pop convenient stores spread out across the town. The mayor of Kentuckyville resides in the House, which is a large residence built in two abandoned metal silos. Though the residence of the town is extremely small at two hundred people (one hundred and fifty of which are above the age of seventy five), Kentuckyville is the richest town in the United States. This would not be apparent to anyone merely looking at the town, as no one in the town spend any of their money. The town's most important aspect and export are the Lemon Fisch, which are central to the plot of Episode Four. The town has recently had a growing skinwalker issue.

## History

Kentuckyville was founded by Kent St. Uckyville in 1786 as a trading post along the Ohio River. He stopped there because he found a shimmering pond that teemed with Lemon Fisch. He knew this was a holy place. The city was named loosely off of its founder as well as the state in which it resides. The town grew over time and in 1833 became the center of Kentuckyville County. The county briefly became a microstate in 1839, with President Kent St. Kentuckyville III leading them as king and dictator. During this time the national language was developed, Kentuckyvillian, and It was quickly overthrown and reduced back to a county after the United States Government intervened to stop a fascist uprising.

In 1862, Colonel Oregano W. Baron attacked the town as part of his campaign to find the Lemon Fisch. While he was able to drive off a pair of Kentuckyville gunboats in the Ohio River and defeat the local militia in house-to-house fighting, heavy losses forced him to abandon plans to cross into Ohio. This is of course hilarious as he never stood a chance against the Lemon Fisch.

Between 1865 and 1926, the town became home to five separate schools, one private and four public. Roughly ten students attended each of these schools. The most famous built was the Kentuckyville College, which is the number one school for creative writing in the country.

By the 1960s, Kentuckyville had become the wealthiest town in the country due mostly to the magic of the Lemon Fisch. The Uckeyville Dynasty, now led by Kenta Uckeyville II, again began to lean back towards authoritarianism. It was also around this time that skinwalker appearances became more widespread. By the time Jacob was born in 2002, skinwalker attacks became a seasonal occurrence. In the summer of 2019, Jacob finally returned from the Office to confront fascist hellscape his hometown had become. He led a rebellion and gained the blessing of the Lemon Fisch, which allowed him to finally overthrow the Uckeyville Dynasty and establish peace in Kentuckyville.

## Appearance in *The Office Life*

Kentuckyville is only ever mentioned in the series, mainly by Jacob whenever he talks about his home town. At the end of the show, Jacob makes a call to Kentuckyville asking for donations, to which they respond with, "something [Jacob is] not allowed to say." As Jacob leaves, Doug encourages him to build his own Kentuckyville, which Jacob does by tearing downing the Uckeyville family.