Brown Ears

*This is is a non-canon character from the canon anime Mikki Maohsu's Wonderous Quest.*

*"For a while, I though I hated my father. He created me in such a way that would leave me immortal, and he caused this mess by sealing Craxil no Kami in the first place... But I am happy he did those things. They lead to this moment. My father and I will sacrifice ourselves, so that we may finally destroy Craxil no Kami." - Brown Ears to Mikki Maohsu.*

## Appearances

### Debut

Mikki Maohsu's Wonderous Quest

**Brown Ears** is a main character from the anime **Mikki Maohsu's Wonderous Quest**. She is a **Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn**, and ancient race that worshipped The Sky Onion. She fights using her scarf, and a blade as long as she is tall. She is the only Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn that was born after **The Shattering**, because her father, Flog, using forbidden magic, a strand of his wife Quillar'la's hair, the blood of many animals, and most importantly, the blood of Craxil no Kami, to create her. To kill Craxil no Kami would be to kill Brown Ears, but until that day, Brown Ears is immortal.

## History

### Backstory

Before **The Shattering**, Flog was the king of the Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn, married to Queen Quillar'la. Flog and Quillar'la wanted to have a child, but could not, as Flog was an ogre, and Quillar'la was a Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn, a species that couldn't have a child with another race, and are only fertile for one day every five years. Flog had a plan, but then Craxil no Kami attacked The Sky Onion, causing **The Shattering**. Flog led the attacked against the god of destruction, but ultimately failed, and Craxil no Kami killed the majority of the Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn, including Quillar'la. Flog was desperate, and used forbidden magic to seal Craxil no Kami under the deepest layer of The Sky Onion, but also combined every layer into one. Using forbidden magic, a strand of Quillar'la's hair, the blood of many animals, and most importantly, the blood of Craxil no Kami, Flog created his daughter, Brown Ears.

### Journey's Beginning Arc

While Mikki Maohsu was fighting Ko'on, Brown Ears appeared to assist Mikki, using her scarf to trip Ko'on eyeball-first onto two pointed roots. This simply angered Ko'on, however, who punched Mikki's legs clean off, and Brown Ears used the opportunity to pummel Ko'on until he went limp. Mikki started freaking out because he lost his legs, but Brown Ears comforted him and confirmed that we was chosen by The Sky Onion, and helped him use his powers until his legs healed.

After Ko'on was crushed by Mikki, Brown Ears offered to drive Mikki, Onicha, and Erito to Dalphilipia in her golf cart, but during the ride, the group encountered a Wulfer, and soon discovered that a nearby village is being attacked by Wulfers, and Onicha demanded that they stop to help the village, much to the dismay of Brown Ears. Onicha leapt off of the cart with no weapon at a group of Wulfers, but was bit in the head, and started to get devoured, until Mikki and Brown Ears killed the Wulfers around him.

Mikki underestimated the leader of the Wulfers, White Wulfer, and charged at him, only for his arm to be cut off by White Wulfer's **Carved Wood Sword**. Brown Ears correctly curtained that White Wulfer is a member of The Nightmare Troupe, and she blocked his finishing blow against Mikki. **Brown Ears** fought White Wulfer, but was overwhelmed when he used **Quad-form**, until Onicha's uncle appeared, and after a conversation about humanity's future, Onicha's uncle easily dispatched of White Wulfer using nothing more than a clipboard, marker, and some shurikens. After Onicha's uncle left to fight Greed, which Brown Ears warned him not to do, she, Mikki, and Erito left once again on her golf cart.

### Dalphilipia City Arc

After some driving, Mikki, Brown Ears, and Erito saw the skyline of Dalphilipia in the horizon, but then was shot at from behind with minigun and cannon fire. The cart exploded, causing the three of them to get to the city on foot. Thankfully, Mikki got the idea to use his **Sky Lasers** to propel through the air towards the city, carrying Brown Ears and Erito, but they were followed through the air by Troupe Members 1, 2, & 3. Mikki asked Brown Ears if she had any idea on how to get the three off of their trail, and she jokingly told Mikki to pee on them. Mikki did pee, however, and a laser shot out of the stream, which he dubbed **Sky Pee**.

After the Troupe Members were defeated, Mikki asked Brown Ears of any way to soften their landing, to which Brown Ears pulled out a strange-looking red and green fruit, called **Space Flavor**. The fruit allowed Mikki, Brown Ears, and Erito to safely float down onto a rooftop. Later, Mikki and Brown Ears discussed The Nightmare Troupe at a dinner table, where Brown Ears told Mikki about the two lieutenants of the troupe, Claw Rotgut and Shovel Blade, the latter of which Mikki has already met. Brown Ears explained that the two lieutenants each of three sidekicks, and that Claw Rotgut's are Ko'on, White Wulfer, and a clown named Turfstabber.

After leaving the Sushi Bar, Turfstabber appeared, dragging Erito into the sidewalk. Brown Ears charged at the clown, but he tripped her with his two swords. Brown Ears used her sword to deflect a swing at Mikki from a toothed sword, but she accidentally gave the clown 3 swords by splitting one in half. Mikki stood back-to-back with Brown Ears, waiting for Turfstabber to jump out of the sidewalk, until a random city kid put a cat named Muffin in Mikki's hands to claw at him in exchange for Turfstabber sparing the kid's parents. Turfstabber did not keep his end of the bargain however, and quickly swung a tooth sword at the kid's nearby parents, blowing them up. Brown Ears used the opportunity to use her scarf to stab Turfstabber with his own tooth sword, to no avail. Mikki and Brown Ears used the opportunity to run away from the civilians.

Turfstabber took the random city kid hostage so they wouldn't run away, but Mikki quickly took Muffin hostage with a cannon arm and a tentacle arm. Turfstabber dropped the kid immediately, and was given his cat back, but Mikki used the opportunity to finally land a hit, blasting off Turfstabber's tentacle arm with a laser, causing the clown to retreat. Mikki surmised that Turfstabber can only be hurt by Mikki's Light Lasers, so he told Brown Ears to take the city kid and run. After Turfstabber's defeat, she was dragged by Mikki on top of a skyscraper to escape from Claw Rotgut. Claw Rotgut followed them, however, and all three of them jumped off of the skyscraper to escape, landing on a car.

### Church of Fertility Arc

The car belonged to Simon Waloria, a delivery driver for **The Olive Garden**. Simon offered to drive the three to safety, and explained that **Brown Ears** saved his life one time, but claims that she died in the process. Simon drove them to his sister, Sister Mary Waloria's church, **The Church of Fertility**. After Brown Ears and the group entered The Church of Fertility, fighting off a random ghost in the process, Sister Mary greeted them, and told them they'd be safe because The Church of Fertility worships The Sky Onion. Mikki got fed up with not knowing anything, so Brown Ears explained what The Sky Onion truly is.

Brown Ears explained that The Sky Onion used to consist of infinite layers that everyone used to live on separately, until Craxil no Kami, the God of Destruction, destroyed The Sky Onion, combining every layer into one. She also explained that it took the power of every god to seal away Craxil no Kami under the center of the final layer, and that The Nightmare Troupe plan to resurrect Craxil no Kami with the blood of Greed, Shovel Blade, and Claw Rotgut. After this, Sister Mary pulled out The Flute of Binding, which Brown Ears thought was already destroyed. Sister Mary explained that the flute needs to be powered by faith and hope, before everyone in the room besides her suddenly passed out.

Brown Ears woke up in a glass box, with Mikki, Simon, and Erito in adjacent glass boxes. Sister Mary explained that she will physically extract the faith and hope out of Mikki, the one chosen by The Sky Onion. She explained that the process won't kill him, but it may make him relive his most traumatic memory. The monitor shut off, and Claw Rotgut appeared and tried to kill them, but his claws couldn't penetrate the glass boxes they were trapped in, so he sat and waited for the boxes to open on their own. Mikki started a debate with Claw Rotgut about why he wants to resurrect Craxil no Kami, but Claw Rotgut was too far gone to listen to reason. At the end of the debate, Claw Rotgut revealed himself as another surviving **Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn**.

After Mikki woke up from his dream, Claw Rotgut pondered a way to open the cages, before walking over and snapping Sister Mary's neck, causing Simon to go on a rampage inside his own cage. Claw Rotgut found out that he can break the cages if he tries hard enough, but decided not to, and left. Mikki used all of his strength, and fired a massive laser that shattered his own cage, but it bounced off a mirror, and hit Mikki in the chest, crashing him into the wall. Erito also somehow escaped from his cage, and walked over to a console, hinting that Mikki could use that to open the cages. He found the controls to open the cages, but a virus stopped him from doing so. Brown Ears explained that he can use the power of The Sky Onion to enter the computer and destroy the virus from within, which Mikki promptly agreed to.

### End of Dalphilipia

During a ride in a rented car back to Dalphilipia Mikki demanded that Brown Ears gave him answers about her past, but all she said was that Gahl'Verh Sehn Sehn Sehn Sehn couldn't be born after The Shattering, yet that she was born after the event. When the two of them saw the skyline of Dalphilipia, they realized that the city was on fire, with demons and undead roaming the street. After slaying countless demons and undead, Mikki and Brown Ears came face-to-face with the Necromancer, Xenlon. Xenlon was upset that Mikki and Brown Ears killed her "cute demons", and began to attack them. Xenlon summoned a horde of demons, and flew above them while Mikki and Brown Ears were swarmed. Brown Ears fought the demons alone, while Mikki and the newly arrived Onicha's uncle fought and killed Xenlon.

Onicha's uncle, now reunited with Mikki and Brown Ears, had a nice conversation, and discussed where Greed could be, until suddenly, Onicha's uncla and Brown Ears felt a dangerous bloodlust. Onicha's uncle told Mikki to run, but was interrupted by a shovel slicing his arm off, courtesy of Shovel Blade. Mikki tried to fight his brother's killer, but his sister, Ucie Maohsu was with Shovel Blade, and Brown Ears chopped Mikki's neck, and she carried his unconscious body away at top speed.

12 hours later, Mikki woke up on the outskirts of Dalphilipia, where Brown Ears carried him. Mikki wanted to go back to Dalphilipia to help Onicha's uncle, but Brown Ears wanted Mikki to train with her until he's strong enough. This erupted into a fight, where Mikki claimed that Brown Ears was only manipulating Mikki to abuse his powers, and he left for Dalphilipia on his own.

### Lost Power Arc

Brown Ears was able to call Mikki while he was wounded in The Olive Garden, thanks to a mysterious figure passing the cell phone to him. During the call, Mikki confirmed that he killed Claw Rotgut, before he passed out. Brown Ears arrived in The Olive Garden, and Mikki confirmed the he lost the powers of The Sky Onion. Brown Ears offered to heal Mikki, but Mikki told her to heal Simon instead, and she obliged. Brown Ears healed Simon's wounds, and Simon apparently got The Church of Fertility's doctors to heal Mikki with magic. Brown Ears gave Mikki a breadstick, and he apologized for not trusting Brown Ears, and the two made up.

Brown Ears told Mikki that now that he's awakened his Cattlewuff powers, The Sky Onion assumed that he didn't need it's powers anymore, and that Mikki will likely never use these abilities again. Mikki told Brown Ears that Shovel Blade is stronger than Claw Rotgut, and she told Mikki that she knows a place where he can train his new Cattlewuff powers. Simon joined the two on a car trip to this new location, Simon driving his totaled car. Brown Ears explained that the three of them are going to meet her father, Flog, who is the master of a forest that is one of the last natural places in the world. She explained that Flog is one of the strongest people in the world, but is a pacifist, and will no longer fight.

After entering the forest glade, Mikki, Simon, and Brown Ears met with Flog. Flog said that he'd train Mikki and Simon, but that Brown Ears is not allowed to watch. Brown Ears told her father that she wants to be his daughter again, but he shoo'd her away. Brown Ears would simply wait in the car for weeks until Mikki and Simon's training was done.

### Temple of Craxil no Kami Arc

Mikki and Simon drove with Brown Ears back to Dalphilipia, where Brown Ears correctly guessed that Flog told them about her past. Mikki told Brown Ears that he doesn't want to kill Craxil no Kami, but Brown Ears stated that she's already prepared to die for slaying the god of destruction. Mikki vowed to keep Craxil no Kami sealed, so that Brown Ears doesn't have to die. The three of them drove up to the **Temple of Craxil no Kami**, which was a bizarre combination between a castle, a longhouse, and a Japanese-styled house, with two clowns guarding the entrance. Mikki threw a rock at their heads, and they turn in the opposite direction. The clowns claimed that it must've been the wind, the kept guarding in the opposite direction, letting the trio sneak into the temple.

After walking through a large hallway that seemed to go on forever, the trio eventually ended up in a large, dark room, with a horde of Flying Snapping Turtles sleeping on the ceiling. Simon woke them up like an idiot, and Mikki and Brown Ears killed all of them. However, the corpses of the turtles combined into a large Winged Land Octopus, but even that was easily dispatched by the trio. After their victory, Simon was very happy, stating that after they defeat Greed, he can go back to The Olive Garden, before he was tragically punched through the back by a shadowy figure, and dragged into the wall. Mikki panicked while Brown Ears stood back to back with him, Mikki claiming that Simon can't possibly be dead. Mikki and Brown Ears walked down a hallway, and Brown Ears told Mikki that Simon's killer was probably Greed himself, because he called Simon 'weak', which angered Mikki.

After walking for a while, Mikki and Brown Ears came across a wooden door painted with blood. Brown Ears told Mikki that she'd take the lead, because she can't die until Craxil no Kami is dead, but when she opened the door, she was pierced with hundreds of shovels, courtesy of Shovel Blade. Mikki was angry, and entered the room, only to find it be a graveyard, with various corpses everywhere, and a massive throne made of bones in the middle, where Shovel Blade sat, his left hand replaced with a shovel. Shovel Blade told Mikki that Greed granted Shovel Blade the ability to raise the undead to do his bidding after he lost his land. Mikki claimed that Shovel Blade won't even use his own power, to which Shovel Blade responded with the fact that he doesn't need to, and created a large mass of corpses with a red eyeball. Mikki created an explosion from within the corpses, exploding the bodies in flames.

Shovel Blade laughed at Mikki, and informed him that the corpses were the corpses of everyone from Mikki's home village, causing Mikki to break down. Shovel Blade shot many shovels at Mikki, cleaving off his arm, piercing his chest, breaking his bones, and turning his organs to mush. Shovel Blade was about to finish Mikki off, until Brown Ears threw a shovel from her back at Shovel Blade, who caught it, and jammed in into her neck, which knocked her unconscious. Later, Brown Ears was pinned to the wall with dozens of shovels, with her throat removed, as a trap for Mikki by Shovel Blade. Mikki went berserk after Shovel Blade killed Ucie Maohsu, catching on fire and killing Shovel Blade. Brown Ears managed to free herself from the wall and calm down Mikki, trapping him inside her **Cube of Detention** until he calmed down.

Brown Ears explained that Mikki went berserk because he accidentally absorbed some of Craxil no Kami's power when he went under the temple, but that he was okay after going unconscious. Mikki and Brown Ears continued through the temple, finally finding the final door, which looked like it was made out of petrified blood with a longsword in the middle. They opened the door to see Onicha's uncle confronting Greed, in a large room with a black geyser in the middle. Onicha's uncle claimed that he was going to kill Greed in the name of Onicha, whom Greed disrespected. Onicha's uncle charged straight at Greed, who fired a dark beam through the uncle's chest. Onicha's uncle told Mikki that it was his turn, before seemingly dying. Mikki approached Greed, unsheathing his curved sword, and Greed unsheathed his own curved sword. Mikki cut off Greed's arm, but Greed appeared behind Mikki unharmed, hitting him to the floor. Greed's sword started glowing, and grew twice in size, before he swung it towards Mikki, breaking Mikki's sword, and cutting into Mikki's shoulder. Greed pushed Mikki against a wall, but Mikki created a cartoon bomb, which exploded, making Greed let go, but somehow another cartoon bomb appeared on Mikki's back, before exploding.

Greed explains that his ability allows him to steal and grant abilities, which he demonstrated by making Mikki's skin as hard as diamond. Brown Ears attacked Greed, wrapping her scarf around his neck, and stabbing him with her sword, but it didn't affect him. Greed stole Brown Ears's sword, and threw her against the wall, causing her to spit up blood. Greed started squeezing Mikki's head, until Erito jumped out of nowhere, biting hard into Greed's shoulder, and strangling him with tentacles, causing Greed to drop Mikki. Erito told Greed that Mikki won't lose to him, and became a sword for Mikki to wield, which Mikki impaled Greed, but Greed seemed unharmed. Greed transformed into Onicha, distracting Mikki long enough for Greed to get a punch in, knocking Mikki to the ground, and stealing Mikki's sealed Sky Onion powers.

Greed created a sword out of **Dark-Light**, which he dubbed **God-Slaying Sword**, which grew to a massive size. Surprisingly, the Erito sword was able to block Greed's sword, which Greed found interesting, before he created a darkness infused whirlpool, which Mikki blocked with a giant cork, which forced him to drop the Erito sword. Greed attacked Mikki using the abilities of Claw Rotgut and Shovel Blade, until Mikki rearmed himself with the Erito sword, clashing with with Greed's God-Slaying Sword once again. Greed created 9 clones of himself, and they each created a large tornado around Mikki, Mikki was able to avoid the tornado, and kill a few clones, before Greed combined with the clones, whipping Mikki with his tail. Mikki was bleeding out on the ground, when he got the idea to create a duck. The duck flew into Greed's eyes, and exploded into blood, blinding him, allowing Mikki to get a lot of hits in.

The panicked Greed created a miniature sun, but Mikki created a giant duck, which exploded into blood, dousing the sun. Mikki started beating up Greed, stabbing him in the head, until Greed started sucking out Mikki's blood, but Mikki cut off Greed's tail, using it to inject his own blood into Greed. Greed writhed in agony due to the Cattlewuff blood entering his body, but quickly rejected it, and stood up, stating that it was time for Craxil no Kami to revive. The panicked Greed created a miniature sun, but Mikki created a giant duck, which exploded into blood, dousing the sun. Mikki started beating up Greed, stabbing him in the head, until Greed started sucking out Mikki's blood, but Mikki cut off Greed's tail, using it to inject his own blood into Greed.

Greed writhed in agony due to the Cattlewuff blood entering his body, but quickly rejected it, and stood up, stating that it was time for Craxil no Kami to revive. Greed explained that to resurrect Craxil no Kami, you need the souls of three beings with **Power Level** 900 or more. Greed pulled out a device that looked identical to the one Shovel Blade claimed would heal him, but Greed explained that instead of healing him, it stole his soul. Mikki asked who the other two sacrifices would be, and Greed lunged towards Mikki, intending to sacrifice him, but Erito jumped in the way. Erito told Mikki not to waste the opening, and Mikki created a replica Erito sword, and impaled Greed, before swinging upwards, cleaving a huge chunk out of him. Left with no other option, Greed decided to sacrifice himself, Erito, and Shovel Blade's soul to resurrect his god. They fell backwards into the dark geyser, and an explosion shook the world.

### Sacrificed Souls Arc

Craxil no Kami came out of the black geyser in his temple as a giant orb, before two white wings came out of the orb, and flying towards **Mount Pinnacle**, a mountain overlooking Dalphilipia. Mikki asked Brown Ears what they could do, but she replied that there was nothing they could do, as Craxil no Kami was immortal. Mikki said that he does have a weakness, The Flute of Binding, but Brown Ears said that Greed likely had it on him before he sacrificed himself. Flog appeared and told Mikki that the flute was inside of Craxil no Kami, but that it couldn't be destroyed, because Craxil no Kami created it. Flog then told Mikki that there was a way to retrieve the flute, but that it's dangerous, before pulling out a similar-looking device to the one Greed used to sacrifice Shovel Blade's soul. Flog explained that the device was called **The Harvester of Souls**, but Flog modified it to only hold part of Mikki's soul, allowing Mikki to sacrifice himself, retrieve the flute, then come back by Brown Ears reversing the device.

Brown Ears said that she'd do anything to kill Craxil no Kami, but that it was too risky for Mikki, but Mikki promptly agreed. Flog coughed twice, stating that a side effect of the spell that sealed Craxil no Kami is that once it's broken, Flog would start dying. Mikki and Brown Ears were sad, but Flog said that he's content with dying for fixing his own mistakes. Mikki and Brown Ears returned to the ritual room, and after some last words of encouragement, Brown Ears activated the device, causing Mikki to leave his body as a soul. Once Mikki retrieved the flute, Brown Ears used the device, bringing Mikki back to the real world.

### Final Battle Arc

Mikki told Brown Ears that he'd retrieved The Flute of Binding, but Brown Ears told Mikki that they'd still have to kill Craxil no Kami themselves, and that getting the flute was the easy part. Mikki and Brown Ears left Dalphilipia, and saw Mount Pinnacle, which looked beautiful and peaceful, like the calm before the storm. Suddenly, black smoke appeared out of the mountain, and a 40-foot metal dragon named Gorgle Blibliblibli erupted out of the side of the mountain, followed by many hideous Flying Creatures. Brown Ears told Mikki that Gorgle Blibliblibli must be a general that Craxil no Kami created, and that it's stronger than Shovel Blade. Mikki proclaimed that he defeated Shovel Blade, and used a tree to propel himself towards the metal dragon, while Brown Ears fought the army of Flying Creatures.

Mikki later returned on the back of the dragon, and told Brown Ears that Gorgle Blibliblibli was their ally now, but Brown Ears was more than skeptical. Gorgle Blibliblibli told Mikki and Brown Ears that they would have to climb the Mount Pinnacle, where Craxil no Kami is cultivating power, because if he flew up there, Craxil no Kami would become suspicious. Mikki and Brown Ears climbed up Mount Pinnacle, slaying many demons in the process, until they reached the top, where Craxil no Kami lay within an evil crystal, gathering his power.

Craxil no Kami began speaking to Mikki within his mind, telling him that Craxil no Kami was born from the stars, and only wishes to destroy every star so that he can live forever. Craxil no Kami comes out of the crystal, and reveals his true form, who's body is that of a beast, with legs like that of a spider, a dragon's head, a tail with a blade on the tip, and arms like that of an insect. Mikki says that it looks like Erito, and Craxil no Kami reveals that he was the one who transformed Erito into the creature. Mikki was furious, and charged at Craxil no Kami, but the God of Destruction shot a jet stream of black flame at Mikki, who dodge rolled out of the way, but the black flame kept chasing Mikki, until Brown Ears dispelled it with her scarf. Brown Ears then jumped on top of Craxil no Kami, and help him by the neck with her scarf, giving Mikki the opportunity to play the Flute of Binding, stripping Craxil no Kami of his immortality, and causing a massive explosion of black flame.

When the flames died down, the mountain top was surrounded by a ring of black flame, and Brown Ears was impaled on Craxil no Kami's tail, which he slammed into the ground, leaving her in a crater. Craxil no Kami taunted Mikki by telling him that Brown Ears is no longer immortal now that Craxil no Kami is mortal. Mikki tried to help Brown Ears, but Craxil no Kami swung his tail at Mikki, sending him flying into the solid wall of black flame. Craxil no Kami stepped on Mikki's chest, but Mikki created a steel ball, and smacked Craxil no Kami in the head with it. Mikki said that the only technique he could use against the God of Destruction was **The Uwais Technique**, but Craxil no Kami simply laughs at the idea, stepping on Mikki until a barrage of missiles collided with Craxil no Kami, curtesy of Gorgle Blibliblibli.

Craxil no Kami's attention turned towards the traitor, and Craxil no Kami flew towards Gorgle Blibliblibli using bat wings that he just sprouted. The two giants began clashing in the air, and Craxil no Kami swung his tail, destroying a nearby island, and Gorgle Blibliblibli gathered all the nearby islands and began using them like a sword, slashing Craxil no Kami and sending him into a mountain. Craxil no Kami then latched onto Gorgle Blibliblibli's body, and began sucking out all of his water. Mikki tried to help, but Gorgle Blibliblibli revealed that he was able to remove the blade from Craxil no Kami's tail, and that his life wasn't pointless, before turning to dust. Mikki crawled towards Brown Ears, and Brown Ears told him that the Flute of Binding can summon the dead, before dying in his arms.

## Quotes

* "Stop hitting him! You're mine! Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn..."
* "The Nightmare Troupe can't control you! They don't embrace the power of the Sky Onion!"
* "I'm an elite soldier, not a regular one. I'm special. I was bred to be the best. The Sky Onion picks out the best animals, and creates a perfect being with its powers. I have the blood of countless animals flowing through my veins."
* "I can't believe that bastard stole my role as your mentor... Wait, are you crying?"
* "It's amazing that you survived, but don't get cocky. Shovel Blade is the man who leads half the Nightmare Troupe, killed countless people, and has survived thousands of battles. Before you fought him, I heard he killed a man with a single punch."
* "Be cautious. If Turfstabber has a pet cat, we are in trouble."
* "Don't worry, I'm a Gahl'Vuhr Sehn Sehn Sehn, a member of the Sky Onion's Special Forces. Yes. I'm an expert fighter, trained my whole life."
* "Because the Sky Onion is like an onion, and has multiple layers."
* "You have the Flute of Binding!? I thought it was destroyed during the Shattering! I nearly went blind looking for it!"
* "Honestly, we're probably better off rotting in these cages than fighting Claw Rotgut."
* "He's dead, Mikki! Face the facts! You haven't even known him for a day. Stop being selfish, and just accept the facts."
* "My father is the being that rules over this forest. He's an ogre, and an expert of... well, everything."
* "We can agree to disagree. I'm sorry about your sister, or whatever."
* "Are you stupid? That's literally the general of Craxil no Kami's army."
* "Let me give you one final piece of advice... The Flute of Binding... could summon the dead... Remember? You... never fought... alone... Use this... information... as you... will..." - Brown Ears' last words.