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Circus

"**Circus**" is a song by Danny Gonzalez, released under the alias Fox Szn. It was created for the video I Made A Viral TikTok Song. It was released on October 2, 2020.

## Origins

**Circus** was made for Danny Gonzalez's video I Made A Viral TikTok Song. It was made to be an experiment of how easy it was to get a song to go viral on the video-sharing focused social networking service TikTok. This idea backfired, and the song ended up getting only 1835 videos at the end of the experiment. Danny had planned to try and get 50 thousand.

## Lyrics

[Chorus]
I'm a fucking clown
And you gon' join the circus
You know I'm a hoe, but I know you ain't perfect
Baby if I'm a dick, then tell me why I make you nervous
Let these bitches talk, let those feelings to the surface

[Verse 1]
(Ay yuh) Stunning in my grey Crocs
She a bad bitch, I'm a stone-cold fox
Air-Force 1s with the knee-high socks (Woo!)
Hitting that dance that she learned on TikTok
Like clap and slide, elbow shake
She ain't tryna throw hands
She just throwing that cake (Yuh)
Grind never stop, she don't take no breaks (Hey)
Working it out she could do it all-day-ay-ay (Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
Taking trips out to Malibu, cause I know you like Cali-Dudes
And when you don't pick up I can't even be mad at you
Cause I know I'm just as bad as you
But in the end I know I don't want those Barbie's
They walk around like zombies
I put a ring on it
And if your ex tries stop me
He'll be running home to mommy (Hahaha)

[Chorus]
I'm a fucking clown
And you gon' join the circus
You know I'm a hoe, but I know you ain't perfect
Baby if I'm a dick, then tell me why I make you nervous
Let these bitches talk, let those feelings to the surface

[Verse 2]
("Hold up hold up, none of this lame shit dude, I'm tryna rap. Bring the beat back!")
That's a glo-up
What more can I say?
She a bad bleep, I ain't talking Addison Rae
She got a whip so clean like Lysol
She never leave me in the dark like Bryce Hall (Ay)
And when I buy her a box of shoes
She wanna hop on pop, like its Doctor Seuss
It go \*bop\* \*bop\* \*bop\* like she popped a fuse
And I'm a FOX, so she on The News

[Chorus]
I'm a fucking clown
And you gon' join the circus
You know I'm a hoe, but I know you ain't perfect (Yeah!)
Baby if I'm a dick, then tell me why I make you nervous
Let these bitches talk, let those feelings to the surface

[Outro]
Let those feelings out!

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Circus-2Official Audio

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/Xa4Ge7E-4ZA?t=1720
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/Xa4Ge7E-4ZA?t=145
Is Varli Ok?

**Is Varli Ok?** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on June 1, 2021.

## Premise

In this video, Danny checks up on Varli Singh, a TikTok star who he last covered in a video nearly 2 years earlier called The TikTok Mom Is A Superhero Now. He looks at how Varli has had a drastic change in her content since then, posting much darker videos.
La Croix (song)

*For the drink, see La Croix.*

## La Croix

"**La Croix**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on April 17, 2020, along with a music video on the same day. It was the first music video filmed during quarantine.

## Premise

This song is a song about Danny's recent "obsession" with the sparkling drink La Croix. Drinking La Croix has since become a running joke on his second channel.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Ten cases of La Croix up in the fridge, yuh
Pull out a Pamplemousse we gettin' lit (It's lit)
Invite a dozen shorties to the crib (Ay)
A wealthy suburb's where I drop the pin, they pull up
We ain't doing drugs tonight
We just here for some good clean fun and we ain't doin' crimes
I got the shorty on her knees shotgunning a lime
Your night is hella still, this shit sparklin' like her eyes
This shit got me out my mind

[Chorus]
Yeah, we ain't got no Xans
No, we ain't poppin' pills
But this bubbly got me feelin' so fine (So fine)
This shit tastes so good, like a party in my mouth
But the kind of party that ends at nine
Not tryna get too crazy, sippin' on La Croix
It's much healthier than lean and Sprite
So, baby, bottoms up, it's just good clean fun
We don't need no drugs tonight

[Verse 2]
Injecting coconut into my veins, yuh
This natural essence got me goin' insane (Whoo)
Wish I could roll La Croix into a blunt, aye
Pour La Croix into a tube and put the tube into my butt
Fuck, I think we just ran out (Shit)
We pull up with the Glocks, make 'em run that shit at Ralph's (Bang)
The cops shoot through my arm, use La Croix to clean it out, yuh
We do this every day, 'cause we constantly run out
Family's sayin' I need help (Why?)

[Chorus]
Yeah, we ain't got no Xans
No, we ain't poppin' pills
But this bubbly got me feelin' so fine
This shit tastes so good, like a party in my mouth
If everybody at the party just died
Not tryna get too crazy, sippin' on La Croix
It's much healthier than lean and Sprite
So, baby, bottoms up, it's just good clean fun
We don't need no drugs tonight

[Outro]
No drugs, the much healthier choice
Just sparkling water with the boys (Boys)
But I'd kill them all for one La Croix (Just for one)
For one La Croix
We just here for some good clean fun (Yeah, aye)

## Trivia

* The company that owns La Croix contacted Danny after this song was released, offering to send him some of the new flavors. He did not notice that they had contacted him until about a year later.
* Danny's favorite flavor of La Croix, Limoncello, is not mentioned in the song.

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

La Croix-2Official AudioLa CroixOfficial Video
Bag Tho

"**Bag Tho**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on April 26, 2019, and it is the sixth and final track on the Bump This EP.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
(At least I got the bag, though)

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I got a lot of haters
But they don't know that you're supposed to hate the game, not the player
They don't know that I have layers
They say my content is bland, but they just don't understand what we have
You pay me so I can buy shit (Yuh)
And then you pay to watch me buy shit
And then buy my shit
And then I brag about my nice shit (Gucci)
And act like it makes me better to have "Supreme" on my sweater (Yuh)

[Verse 2]
And it does, or I really hope it does at least
'Cause I've been causing tons of beef, and giving people tons of grief
And doing bad shit, just to get the bag like I'm a thief
And brag about it constantly
They try, but ain't no stopping me
Just trying to get the bag yuh, no shame, rap game
Mr. Krabs, yuh (Argh), sell my motherfucking soul for an ad, yuh
Is selling gambling to kids really that bad, yuh? (Hmm) Not for me

[Chorus]
('Cause at least I got the bag, though)
I don't give a shit about if you think I'm nice, I just care about the clout
(And the bag, though)
I ain't got a conscience, kicked him out
Then spent 40,000 dollars on a couch
('Cause I got the fucking bag, though)
They say opposites attract, but all my friends would turn around and stab me in the back
(For the bag, though)
Add it up, don't know how to subtract
Got a girlfriend who professionally acts
(I got the bag)

[Verse 3]
Controversy is my shit (Woo)
Most people don't like it, but my scandals have been lit (Yuh)
I add fuel to the fire, rake in 50 million hits (Damn)
And most those are from people who just wanna see me quit
That don't bother me one bit (Nah)
Spent 40k on my watch, 100 grand on the car
8 milly on the house, 0 minutes on myself (Oh my god)
As little time as possible to earn that plaque up on my shelf
And even less apologizing for the pain that I have dealt (Yuh)
And people think I don't mean it, 'cause I don't (No)
People think I won't change, 'cause I won't
They say I keep messing up, I do that on purpose
But they'll give me one more chance, that is very dumb of them
I'm pretty sure I'm right, and every other single person on Earth is wrong (Aww)
And ain't nothing that you can say to change my mind
'Cause if you try to come at me I'm gonna respond (Woo)

[Chorus]
(Well, at least I got the bag, though)
I don't give a shit about if you think I'm nice, I just care about the clout
(And the bag, though)
I ain't got a conscience, kicked him out
Then spent 40,000 dollars on a couch
('Cause I got the fucking bag, though)
They say opposites attract, but all my friends would turn around and stab me in the back
(For the bag, though)
Add it up, don't know how to subtract
Got a girlfriend who professionally acts
(I got the bag)

[Outro]
Bag, though
Bag, though, b-b-b-b-b-bag, though (Yuh!)
Bag, though, b-b-b-b-b-bag, though, bag, though
B-b-b-b-b-bag, though, bag, though
Well at least I got the

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Bag ThoOfficial Audio
Trying Awful Viral Photo Ideas

**Trying Awful Viral Photo Ideas** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on April 8, 2020. It is the sixth episode of An Attempt.

## Premise

In this video, Danny tries to make some fake "viral photos" found on Troom Troom's YouTube channel. He tried a few of these photos and posted them to his Instagram with no context.
Dab on the Haters

"**Dab on the Haters**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez under the "Young Face" pseudonym. It was released on January 13, 2018.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
What's up, guys?
This song goes out to anybody who's ever had a problem in their life
Uh, yep, that's right, anybody who's had any kind of problem
This song is for you

[Verse 1]
Every day goes in slow motion
Ever since you left I sit around like time is frozen, 'cause I ain't got you
I'm so full of emotion, these tears all on the floor like I'm swimming in the ocean
'Cause I ain't got you
I know these past few months have been a trip (Like, ay)
And I know I've been acting like a dick (Yuh, yuh)
But now I got a plan to get you back (Ay, ooh)
A plan that I know you cannot resist, like

[Chorus]
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid, I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab (That's right)
When I got too much on my plate, I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab

[Bridge]
Huh, why didn't she like my dabbing? That always works!
Oh, well
Maybe I just have to dab harder next time, guys!
"Wait, didn't people stop thinking dabbing was funny, like, two years ago, when Hillary Clinton did it on Ellen?"
Haha, dude, shut the fuck up!

[Verse 2]
Goddamn, all I do is dab
If you got a problem I would gladly throw some hands to the side (Haha), and let them glide (Haha), into the air (Haha), while I cry (Haha)
'Cause I miss you Ashley

Walked in on my girl with my best friend
Dab on 'em
My landlord telling me to pay my rent
Dab on 'em
Might go to jail for stabbing some dude's face
Dab on 'em
My doctor says I'm paralyzed from the neck down and can't dab
Dab on 'em

[Chorus]
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid (Yuh, yuh), I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab (Dab, dab)
When I got too much on my plate (Yuh), I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid (Whoo!), I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab
Yeah, when I got too much on my plate (Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab), I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Dab on the Haters (Young Face)Official Audio
Johnny Johnny

> "*So I made Papa a little farewell song. I think it's only fair that he gets a nice little send-off, and Billion Surprise Toys obviously isn't gonna do it.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
>
>

## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**Johnny Johnny**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on October 23, 2018, and a shortened version included in the video Papa Has Been Replaced.

## Premise

This song is about the series of Billion Surprise Toys videos Danny touched on in the video, in which Johnny (the child)'s original father is "replaced" by a different man. Danny jokingly created this song to remember the original Papa. It has multiple references to Billion Surprise Toys videos.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Johnny Johnny

[Verse 1]
I thought you were my real ride or die (oh ooh)
You told me you'd always be by my side
We had kids and a fridge with the sauces inside (We had the sauces)
But it turns out that you were telling lies (telling lies)
All I ever wanted is to be a dad (be a dad)
But you took that away and gave it right to Chad
He's so ripped and so hot, how can I compete with that?
I'm Humpty Dumpty 'cause you shattered me
Now let's together sad

[Chorus]
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh

[Verse 2]
You were my everything and now we're done
I brought you ball ice cream and fun
Come Johnny, just slide and come
Back into my life 'cause I miss my son, yeah
And now I know why it's called "Billion Surprise Toys" (ay)
Cause you've been running around with billion surprise boys (yeah)
Shoulda known when you was acting kind of distant
Copyright claiming shit like I never existed

[Chorus]
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh

[Outro]
Johnny Johnny
Johnny Johnny
Johnny, Johnny

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Johnny JohnnyOfficial AudioDanny Gonzalez - Johnny Johnny (Official Music Video)Official Video
Bad Boy

"**Bad Boy**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on April 26, 2019, and it is the fourth track on the Bump This EP. A music video for the song was also included in the video Bad Boys On TikTok.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Why do girls like 'em bad? (Bad)
I don't know, but it's true
Take it from the baddest, they can't get enough of you
If you bad (Bad), they following me home after school
And starting fights over me, I don't know what to do
'Cause I'm bad (Yuh!)
I'm a certified bad boy
Fuck the law, I'm just here to get some cash, boy (Cash)
Looking buff, acting tough up in this class, boy
I'm so bad, my mommy taking away mad toys (Fuck!)
Why's my mommy always on my case, like yuh (Ooh)
Wish my mommy get out of my face, like yuh (Leave)
Trying to tell me not to eat this paste, like yuh (Ugh)
Don't she know this bad boy like the taste, like yuh
I'll use karate if you're acting rude (Hi-yah)
I'll kick your butt if I don't like your tone (Watch out)
Fuck the dentist, he's a scary dude (Real scary guy)
Tried to skateboard and broke all my bones (Ow)

[Chorus]
I'm a bad boy, bitch, I always been bad
I'm a bad boy and I dress in all black
I'm a bad boy, might fuck around and skip class
I'm a bad boy and I don't respect my dad

[Verse 2]
I'm a bad boy, please come change my diaper
Got all these haters 'round me, take 'em all out with my sniper
Hit the candy store, blow a bag like a bagpiper
Bad boy ate too much sugar, now bad boy is gettin' hyper
Ay, bitch, I am bad to the bone metaphorically and physically (Yuh)
I don't fuck with milk, got that calcium deficiency (Woo)
My bones are so fragile and my mommy is so pissed at me (Yuh)
It would take a month to read my medical history
I'm bad at things that most people could do behind their back
I am bad at taking naps, bitch, I don't know how to add
I'm bad at not smoking crack, I am good at watching Paw Patrol
I'm bad at getting mad, don't even know how that's possible
I know that a bad boy's what you want (Want)
I know that you want a boy that doesn't give no craps (Craps)
I know that a bad boy's what you need (Need)
Bad at tying shoes, so I got those Velcro straps

[Chorus]
I'm a bad boy, bitch, I always been bad
I'm a bad boy and I dress in all black
I'm a bad boy, might fuck around and skip class
I'm a bad boy and I don't respect my dad
I'm a bad boy, bitch, I always been bad
I'm a bad boy and I dress in all black
I'm a bad boy, might fuck around and skip class
I'm a bad boy and I don't respect my dad

[Outro]
I'm a bad boy, boy, boy
I'm a bad boy, boy, boy
I'm a bad boy, boy, boy
I'm a bad boy

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Bad BoyOfficial AudioBAD BOY - Official Music VideoOfficial Video
We Made a JUSTIN BIEBER Song Parody

**We Made a JUSTIN BIEBER Song Parody** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on May 24, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song

## Lyrics

I peed in a bucket, and I don't even regret it
No, I just wanted to get popular on Reddit
I will change your WiFi password and then I'll forget it
I just want Selena back, yeah I said it
I got arrested like three times, but I still love you
If you're not a model or my mom then I hate you
My legacy is clear to see, I mean they named a haircut after me

Is it too late now to say sorry, 'cause I cheated on you baby, oh
I might take you back, just maybe
If you put me into your brand new song, you're famous so it isn't wrong

What do you mean? I mean you're mean
I'm really desperatecito, I finally hit puberty
And I was like, infant, infant, infant, oh
Sorry, you acted like a 1-year-old

## Listen

We Made a JUSTIN BIEBER Song ParodyOfficial Video
La croix tier list

**la croix tier list** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' second channel, 2 Danny 2 Furious, on June 31, 2021.

## Premise

In this video, Danny ranks all the flavors of La Croix that existed at the time of filming on a tier list from S to F.

## Finished Tier List

**S**
* LimonCello

**A**
* Lemon
* Lime

**B**
* Orange
* Pamplemousse (Grapefruit)
* Hi-Biscus
* Peach-Pear
* Key Lime

**C**
* Berry
* Passionfruit
* Mango

**D**
* Coconut
* Tangerine
* Razz-Cranberry

**E**
* Pure

**F**
* Pastèque (Watermelon)
* Apricot
We Made a Diss Track!!!

**We Made a Diss Track!!!** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on April 3, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song

## Lyrics

You inbred, uncultured, dumb slice of ham
Every time you send an email it gets marked as spam
My rhymes like fire, everybody going "damn"
I hit you with that roast (skrt skrt) like kablam

Your mom is a grape
Your dad is an ape
Your nan is out of shape
Boy, do you even vape?
Boy, you legit look like a burnt sweet potato
I'll sweep you off your feet like I'm a tornado

Shrek 2 wasn't even that good (bling blow)
Lord Farquad is just really rude
I would rather watch a tortoise than be watching that dude
I'mma toast you like you're bread
'Till you're like Danny's Vine career, dead (Not nice!)

You're a ratboy, McFatboy
Go play with some cat toys
You don't know how to rap, boy
I'm your mama, get smacked boy
You're dying on the inside
You're dead to your fans like you were on Vine
The only person that thinks you're pretty is your grandma
Wait, isn't she blind?
Hop out the Whip

> "*I figured since we just lost a very important part of the Internet, I should try to help bandage the wound a little bit. So I've made a song in the spirit of one of these Lil Tay or Danielle Bregoli type people.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
>
>

## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**Hop out the Whip**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez, released under the "Young Face" pseudonym. It was released on June 8, 2018, and included in the video Lil Tay Has Disappeared.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
(Skrrt)
Yeah, Tesla, (Haha) bands
What y'all know about hopping out a $300,000 car

[Chorus]
Hop out the whip
Hop back in
Hop out the whip (ooh)
That's my shit

[Verse 1]
Talk about
Look at the look in your eyes
When I hop out of the Porsche
Hop out the Benz
Hop out the Beamer, bitch, I ain't gotta open the doors
And I got a bad lil mama (lil mama)
She wanna go for a ride
Jokes on her, i'm only fourteen years old, I do not know how to drive

[Bridge]
We just be sitting in the car, we just be sitting in the whip
I might hop right out, right before I hop right in
I've been working on my squats
I've been working on my sprints
I got a 'tramp in the garage
I bought brand-new kicks
So I can-

[Chorus]
Hop out the whip
Hop back in (hop back in)
Hop out the whip (hop out the whip)
That's my shit, yeah (yeah, yeah)
Hop out the whip (hop out the whip, ya)
Hop back in
Hop out the whip (hop out the, ooh)
That's my shit

[Verse 2]
This whippin' is serious
It ain't even funny (nah)
These bitches be buggin' (buggin, buggin)
I just stay hoppin' like bunnies
Covered In carats
What's up doc
Can you look at my hip
I didn't take care of myself
I think I dislocated it when I hopped in the whip
Doin' tricks in the whip
360 degrees and I flip
Going up to the high-dive, and dive in this shit
Going up in a plane, and sky-diving in this
And when I land, we're high-fiving, I bet
It did have a roof, but it doesn't no more
I put it away like I'm doing some chores
Now I can hop in and out of the whip
'Til I figure out how to open the doors

[Chorus]
Hop out the whip (hop out the whip)
Hop back in (I hop back in)
Hop out the whip (hop out the whip)
That's my shit (ya, that's my shit)
Hop out the whip (hop out the whip)
Hop back in (yeah, hop back in)
Hop out the whip (yeah, yeah, ooh)
That's my shit (yuh)

[Outro]
Can someone please tell me how to open the goddamn doors to this car?
The game's over for y'all when I get my license. (Learn how to drive)

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Hop out the Whip (Young Face)Official AudioDanny Gonzalez - Hop Out The Whip (Official Video)Official Video
We Made a TAYLOR SWIFT Song Parody!

**We Made a TAYLOR SWIFT Song Parody!** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on May 15, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song.

## Lyrics

You said that you were 25
But your diaper says otherwise
I was going to change you, but you told me lies
I really loved you, but now I want you to die
I caught you cheating, don't even lie
Oh wait that was me, you're still a bad guy
So now I might as well go to a buffet and cry
Just leave me alone, I'm try'na eat this pie

You sprayed my heart with mace
I wanna throw a fire hydrant at your face
Don't run away, it's not a race
Too lazy to make lyrics, so here's a blank space

You can't leave me 'cause I'm pregnant
If you leave I'll make it an Ellen segment
He said "bitch you thought, I'm staying independent"
Besides, you look like an eggplant
You broke my heart so I will break your neck
Now the cops are coming, aw heck
Maybe I shouldn't make death threats
It's a love story, baby just say Shrek

## Listen

We Made a TAYLOR SWIFT Song Parody!Official Video
My Dad's A Ghost

"**My Dad's A Ghost**" is a short comedy song by Lazy Neighbors that was uploaded to their YouTube channel in 2013, as well as their SoundCloud.

## Lyrics

Yo what's up, you already know what it is...
It's a song. About my dad!

I love my parents, my dad the most
But I can't hug him 'cause he's a ghost
(So your dad's dead? Nah he's just a ghost. What?)
When I get angry, I lock my door
My dad comes in 'cause he's a ghost
My friends come over, dad's quite the host
He does cool tricks 'cause he's a poltergeist
(You know your dad's just dead, right?)
Bar Ice Cream

The Bar Ice Cream is a fictional character in Danny's video Unintentionally Terrifying Children's Videos where a Large Ice cream person sings about all the different kinds of ice cream.

## Physical description

### Eye color

large, brown

During this Danny makes up a rap song for the bar ice cream. The lyrics are: " [Intro]

There come the bar ice cream

Yuh!

[Verse]

I got lots of money (yah!)

I got lots of cars

Bitch, i'm the bar ice cream

Coming through with the bars

Aye yuh

All iced out but I got no cream

Call me pista cause I got green

Melt some grape up in my lean

May be cool but I bring the heat "
I Made A Viral TikTok Song

**I Made A Viral TikTok Song** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on October 22, 2020. It is the seventh episode of An Attempt.

## Premise

In this video, Danny does an experiment which was intended to prove how easy it is to make a viral song on TikTok. Danny disguises himself as a made-up rapper, Ned Flames (aka Fox Szn), and produces and releases a song, *Circus*, underneath this alias.

Danny was aiming to get 50,000 videos with this song by the end of the experiment, however the song only ended up getting 1835 videos. A lot of the popularity of the song was due to most people figuring out that Ned Flames was Danny in a disguise.

Later, Danny made an update video on his second channel, where he shows some extra behind the scenes footage from the experiment, and answers some of the viewers' questions about the experiment.
Peanut

**Peanut** was Danny Gonzalez and Laura Fuechsl's dog. They adopted her on June 4th, 2016. She was part beagle and part chihuahua. Peanut made multiple appearances in Danny's videos, however not much was known about her. On July 15, 2021, Danny revealed that Peanut had passed away in an Instagram post. He later elaborated during a collab with Cody Ko that she had developed pancreatitis suddenly, which caused her to pass away not long after.

## References

1. ↑ https://mobile.twitter.com/dannygonzalez/status/739267971806167040?lang=en
2. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/BJHGVqbBsXz/?utm\_medium=copy\_link
My Dad Is Rich

> "*It's just such a weird concept to flex not even your power, but your imaginary dad's imaginary power on TikTok.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
>
>

## My Dad Is Rich

* Single
* Video

## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**My Dad Is Rich**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on July 24, 2020, along with a music video on August 11. It was included in the video POV I'm Your Vampire Dad.

## Premise

This song is a continuation of a running joke in the video the song was included in. In the video, Danny looks at "POV" videos on TikTok, one of which mentions a "vampire dad".

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Ha
Alright, you can try to fuck with me
But before you do, there's something you should probably know

[Verse 1]
I keep that motherfuckin' thing on me
And by thing I mean dad
Trust, you don't wanna make me mad
Cause I got him on speed dial
And he's rich as all heck
And he's strong, he'll be comin' for your neck
Yeah, my dad is straight evil
He's a mafia boss
And he's cutting me checks
Now I'm lost in the sauce
Give me an arbitrary job cause I have no skills
Nepotism got me making them bills
First grade I had a bully, he was straight dissin' (uh)
Asked the principal for help, but he wouldn't listen
Told my dad, next day they were both missin'
Like Shape of Water, they were sleeping with fishes
And did I mention he's a vampire?
My dad can't die (nah)
Paler than a motherfuckin' overcast sky
Only comin' out at night
Killin' folks with one bite
Think he sucks?
Well you goddamn right
Me and dad at the ball park
Hittin' balls with a bat
If you bully me you're gonna brawl with a bat
Who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad?
Unlimited allowance, no cap

[Bridge]
Dad been alive for four hundred years, vampire shit
He don't show up in the mirrors, rich man shit
He don't show up for his kids
How he live forever but ain't got time for his kids?
But it's cool

[Verse 2]
I get that money from the top (bitch)
Call that "trickle down economics"
You don't wanna mess with me, I promise
The money never stops but it's got a lot of commas
If I have a bad dream then I'm hoppin' in his coffin
Dad's richer than Jeff Bezos
It ain't fall but he's raking up pesos
Puttin' all my haters underneath gravestones
I'm like a baby mouse cause he feed me queso
Little bread like panko
You will never have a rich dad
You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad
You could have money in the bank
But your dad can't hang
Cause he ain't got fangs
And he don't lead gangs, bitch

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

My Dad Is Rich-3Official AudioMy Dad Is RichOfficial Video
This Animated Titanic Movie Is Horrendous

> "*A girl with an evil stepmother and two evil stepsisters, a creepy unlikable love interest, a bunch of little Mexican Mice, and a rapping dog. What are these things all have in common you may ask? They're all elements of the perfect movie about the Titanic*."
> ― Intro.
>
>

**This Animated Titanic Movie Is Horrendous** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on December 5, 2019.

## Premise

In this video, Danny reviews Titanic: The Legend Goes On, an animated children's film released in 2000 with a girl who has an evil stepmother and two evil stepsisters, a creepy unlikable love interest, a trio of little Mexican Mice, a rapping dog, so many subplots, scenes that don't end properly, goofiness, a character that is only seen in one scene, and a happily ever after.
Les grands duels S01E04 : Baptiste Renouard contre Merouan Bounekraf

Le **quatrième épisode** de la saison 1 de Top Chef : les grands duels est diffusé pour la première fois le mercredi 18 mars 2020 sur M6.

## Déroulé de l'épisode

Baptiste Renouard y est opposé à Merouan Bounekraf. Les deux candidats faisaient tous les deux partie de la brigade de Jean-François Piège dans la saison 10.

### 1ère épreuve : le cresson de fontaine

La première épreuve porte sur le cresson de fontaine d'Aquitaine. Les candidats disposent d'une heure pour proposer une assiette. Baptiste Renouard remporte l'épreuve.

1ère épreuve : le cresson de fontaine
 Merouan Bounekraf

### 2ème épreuve : la truite des Hauts-de-France

La seconde épreuve porte sur la truite des Hauts-de-France. C'est encore Baptiste Renouard qui gagne l'épreuve.

2ème épreuve : la truite
 Merouan Bounekraf

### Résultat du duel

Avec deux points à zéro, le duel est donc remporté par **Baptiste Renouard**.

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Tac Products

> "*Everybody has a flashlight.*"
> ― **Nick Bolton**
>
>

**Tac Products** are a line of "tactical" products by Bell and Howell, promoted by Nick Bolton. Danny Gonzalez has made several videos covering these products and the strange way they are often advertised.

## Products

This is only a list of the products Danny has covered in his videos. There may be more Tac products available that haven't been covered.
Little Nutcracker Guy

> "*I'M A REAL BOY!*"
> ― **Little Nutcracker Guy**
>
>

Listen, i'm a Greg and I am very **disappointed**. LNG is listed as "fictional". HE IS ***NOT*** fictional. He is real. If you don't put him in the "People" category I will log on to your Youtube account and **unsubscribe** you from Danny's Youtube channel. After that your immortality will go away and I will **KILL YOU**. Be wary Greg, for I am coming for you.

***MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***

## Little Nutcracker Guy

* Regular
* Human
* Lillys Garden Ads

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

**The** **Little Nutcracker Guy**, also known as **Nutcracker** for short, is a recurring character in Danny's videos. He usually appears as a background character, however he has been featured prominently in multiple videos. In a patreon exclusive video, Little Nutcracker Guy is revealed to be Danny’s best friend in a flashback sequence. Little nutcracker guy is also legally married to commentary youtuber kurtis Conner's car.

## Notable Appearances

* In The Strangest Story On The Internet (w/ Drew Gooden), Danny notices multiple clones of the Little Nutcracker Guy in the corner of the room behind him, as well as a Big Boss one which has Drew Gooden behind it.
* In Lily's Garden Ads: STOP (Badads 5), Danny plugs the Little Nutcracker Guy into a wall, making him light up.
* In Memes That My Older Relatives Post On Facebook, Danny notices that the Little Nutcracker Guy is missing, and he goes to the Update Corner and finds out that he has been stolen from him and put into a Lily's Garden ad.
* In I'M BUILDING A BETTER BOY, Danny, after learning that the movie actually isn't a tutorial, says "Guess I'm gonna be stuck with this nerd" referring to the Little Nutcracker Guy. The nutcracker then grows Danny's face and says "Hey!"
* In Commercials From My Nightmares, Danny uses the Tac Visor on the Little Nutcracker Guy, revealing him to be a human.
* In Trying Tactical Products, Danny uses the Tac Bat on the Little Nutcracker Guy.

## Gallery

Little Nutcracker Guy's clones.Little Nutcracker Guy fucking dies
House of Gold

**House of Gold** is a fanfiction written by user DrewDanisLuvv on Wattpad. Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden covered the fanfiction in Danny's video, The Strangest Story On The Internet (w/ Drew Gooden).

## Plot

Drew's wife, Amanda, has gone missing in Afghanistan prior to the events of the story, which though this story was written as a joke, the event of Amanda going missing sadly happened in real life, many believe that Logan pail was behind it.

Danny moves into Drew's apartment. Their new neighbor, Jackie, who has three arms, introduces herself. Danny is revealed to have a crush on Drew and becomes jealous when Drew says Jackie looked nice. Danny sits at Drew's couch and they both watch TV the entire day. Danny accidentally falls into Drew's arms, and they are about to kiss when there is a knock at the door. When Drew opens the door, two guys in black ski masks kidnap him and take him to Coastal Rica. They tell Danny that they will release Drew if he makes a video of 10 reasons why the Pail brothers are awesome. Then Logan Pail arrives at Danny's apartment.

Drew arrives at Coastal Rica, but he tells the people kidnapping him that he still wants to tell Danny he loves him, so they take him back. Logan and Danny kiss and wiggle around the couch, but Danny stops because he is still loyal to Drew, and Logan gets mad and leaves. Drew arrives back at the apartment and him and Danny start making out. Danny asks if Drew wants to be his boyfriend, and Drew accepts. But Danny tells Drew that he made out with Logan, and Drew starts crying. Danny makes a video announcing their relationship and also proposing to Drew.

Drew is at a sushi restaurant in Chigaco when he meets Jake Pail. Jake shows Drew an edited version of the video Danny posted, making it seem like Danny is breaking up with him. Then Drew and Jake get drunk and start doing it, not knowing that it's being livestreamed. Danny sees this and becomes upset and jumps out the window. Danny wakes up and Jackie yells at him for doing what he did, but Drew is confused, so Jackie sends him the original video Danny made. Drew leaves Jake and goes back to Danny in the hospital. Danny then proposes to Drew and Drew accepts. Then Danny finds a positive pregnancy test in Drew's bathroom.

Danny and Drew invite all their friends, including Ethan and Hila Klein, Jenna Marbles and PewDiePie. The two are about to be married when Logan gets onto the stage and reveals that Drew's baby belongs to him. A fight breaks out because of this, but their friends later arrange a private wedding outside the apartment, and Danny and Drew are successfully married.
Trying Troom Troom's Awful Crafts 2

**Trying Troom Troom's Awful Crafts 2** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on December 23, 2018. It is the second episode of the "An Attempt" series.

## Premise

This video can be considered a sequel to one of Danny's previous videos, Trying Troom Troom's Awful Pranks.

In this video, Danny tries some of the unusual crafts found on Troom Troom's YouTube channel, including a tie that can hold drinks, a giant squishy paperclip, and a musical pencil sharpener.
Go Dumb

"**Go Dumb**" is a short comedy song by Lazy Neighbors that was uploaded to their YouTube channel in 2013, as well as their SoundCloud. It has also been uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' main YouTube channel.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Go stupid, go stupid
Go stupid, go stupid
Go stupid, go stupid
Go dumb

[Verse 1: Danny Gonzalez & Phillip McClure]
I hit the club so dumb it's crazy
All of these intelligent haters
Can't phase me
I go so stupid, I make bad choices
I dropped out of highschool to join the circus
Tryna get me to go to school?
I'mma be like hold on
Go to school, I can't even put my clothes on
And songs where they say
"Y'all already know who it is!"
I don't, they should explain that part
I don't act a fool, I literally am one
Tried to rob a store with a banana as a handgun
I'm so ignorant I'm basically useless
Tried to write this song but I forgot how to rhyme
I'm so dumb, I forgot how to stand
I'm so dumb, I don't even have hands
I'm so dumb, I forgot how to sit
I'm so dumb, I forgot how to exist
Vape Tricks

"**Vape Tricks**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez that features Aaron Chewning. It was released on February 28, 2016, along with a music video on March 14. It was Danny's first single to be released on streaming services.

## Lyrics

[Intro: Danny and Aaron]
Vape tricks, vape tricks
Come check out my vape tricks
You don't like these vape tricks?
Get out of my face, trick
Vape tricks, vape tricks
Come check out my vape tricks
You don't like these vape tricks?
Get out of my face

[Verse 1: Danny and Aaron]
Check out my vape tricks (Whoo!)
Cool like the Matrix
Tight like a facelift
Get high like a spaceship
Blow it down on the table
Spin it 'round and I'm able
To take a cloud of puffy water
Turn it into tornadoes
No vape? You suck, boy
No tricks? No luck, boy
I vape, therefore I am a fu-fu-fu-nice boy
Got a vape charged and we're ready to blow
Record it vertically all up in my phone
Now, let's go

[Verse 2: Danny and Aaron]
Vape trick one, the vape trick gun
Smoke comin' out of my fingers, how fun
Trick number two, it can't be beat
Vape rings, vape rings, how neat
Exhale vape, breathe it back in
Blow it out my nose, vape dragon
I can part the vape cloud just like Moses
I can vape you in sixteen poses
I can do tricks that'll blow your brain
I can do tricks that are so insane
I can do a trick that'll make my dad come back
Can you teach me that?
I'm the best, baby
Man, no replacement
Vapin' all day in my mama's basement
Sittin' at the table with my brother Jason
Adjacent to me, man
We the best, just face it

[Bridge: Danny]
Can you do a trick that'll show me any affection?
And can you do a trick that'll give my life direction?
I can do a trick that'll make the sadness seem to fade away for only a second
For just a second

[Chorus: Danny and Aaron]
Vape tricks, vape tricks
Come check out my vape tricks
You don't like these vape tricks?
Get out of my face, trick
Vape tricks, vape tricks
Come check out my vape tricks
You don't like these vape tricks?
Get out of my face

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Vape Tricks (feat. Aaron Chewning)Official AudioVape Tricks - -Danny Gonzalez-Official Video
Slime

> "*...What do you do for a living?" And then they tell them. I just wonder what their reaction is. Like, how does that interaction go? I don't know, honestly. My guess is that it would be something like this.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
>
>

## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**Slime**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on January 18, 2019, and included in the video The Weirdest Children's Channel On YouTube. The music video for the song features Drew Gooden.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
The man is in the house
We 'bout to shut it down
Every time I step up in this club
I make it bounce
Don't fuck with small amounts
I buy it by the pound
And when we pullin' up
Boy, that Lambo makin' sound (skrt, skrt, skrt)
Got that Rollie on my wrist
You know I had to flex
And I got those twin chains
Ice climbers on my neck (oh, oh)
Now your girl want a drink
It's cool, I got the check
I throw a couple bands
Now she showing me respect (Now she showing me respect)

[Pre-Chorus]
She wanna know where I get this money
How I ball so hard
She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope-ass cars
She said, "Are you an actor, or a model?"
I get the waitress and we pop some more bottles
She keeps asking (Uh) won't let it go (Okay)
Looks like I really have to let this girl know

[Chorus]
I told her I make slime
Slime, slime, slime, slime, slime
Candy DIYs
Post that shit on YouTube children can't believe their eyes
Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Yelling loud as shit, got that family friendly content
I don't get demonetized

[Verse 2]
She was understandably put off by that
'Til I showed her my million subscriber plaque
Now I'm feeling like David Dobrik
'Cause I got her in the Tesla and her friends are in the back
Next thing you know now we drinking at the crib
It ain't too long 'til I got shawty in my bed
Slip into something more comfortable and now I'm back
And she's looking at my YouTube channel, wait! Don't do that!

[Pre-Chorus]
She wanna know where I get this money
How I ball so hard
She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope-ass cars
She's checking out my videos, she sees me yelling
I'm going crazy 'bout the merch that I'm selling
Now I'm dabbing and eating spicy foods
I can't tell if she's impressed or disgusted

[Chorus]
But she's checking out my slime
Slime, slime, slime, slime, slime
Lifehack DIYs
Post that shit on YouTube, children can't believe their eyes
Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Yelling loud as shit got that family friendly content
I don't get demonetized

[Outro]
I don't get demonetized
There is nary a doubt
I am the slime king
But I feel so alone
Will you be my slime queen?
I can't tell you how long I've searched
I won't even make you buy my merch
Unless you wanna buy my merch
You're totally free to do so
It is soft as hell
But it only comes in youth sizes
And there's no refunds
No refunds

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Slime-2Official AudioSLIME (Music Video)Official Video
Thanks for 5 million

**thanks for 5 million** is the first and currently short short uploaded to Danny Gonzalez's YouTube channel on November 14, 2021.

## Premise

In this short, Danny thanks his fanbase for 5 million subscribers, it is accompanied by a song doing the same, in Danny's iconic song style, with heavily autotuned vocals and a happy instrumental, which has stock photos appear for visuals.

## Lyrics

Hey Greg, I'm sure a lot of you have seen this by now, but the channel just hit 5 million subscribers, there are 5 million Gregs now, that is crazy!
So I just wanted to make a quick video hopping on here to say..
[Verse 1]
Thank you for 5 million subscribers (yeah-ah)
I wish that we could meet
I bet that we would all be friends (oh yeah)
Well probably not all of us but some of us maybe
[Verse 2]
There's so many types of people subscribed to my channel, statistically there's probably like four serial killers
So if you're one of them, then stop
That's. Not. Nice.
[Verse 3]
You guys are like my family
A really big family (uh-huh)
A normal family with like four serial killers (yuh?)
A family, a Mormon-sized family

## Trivia

* It's the only and first short uploaded by Danny.
* It contains a song.
We Made a LOVE SONG parody

**We Made a LOVE SONG parody** is a musical video uploaded by Danny Gonzalez on May 1, 2017. It is part of a series where Danny asks his viewers to post lyrics in the comments, and then turns these comments into a full song

## Lyrics

You could go swimming in those eyes
But I can't swim and I don't wanna die
And I'm in love with those thighs
Too bad I'm only attracted to guys

Yeah, I got you this rose
Sorry that it's plastic, I'm kinda broke
Marry me or I'll have a stroke
I'm a virgin, my love life is a joke
I love the way you sleep at night
Please don't call the cops, I'll leave when it's light
And by light I mean never, uh
I'm staying here forever

Baby, I would die for you
But I already murdered your parents so I guess they did too
So come run away with me or I'll kill you too
No I'm not psycho, I'm just crazy for you

Your beautiful eyes, your gorgeous hair
I come closer and find out you're a bear
You don't know how beautiful you are because you're blind
So I just say you're gorgeous to be kind
GSE1

GSE1 is the first tank that has been built for the orbital launch site tank farm. Unlike the tank farm built in 2019, SpaceX decided to construct the tanks themselves as they now had the knowledge and ability to do so.

The 15-rings tall tank has been assembled and constructed in March, rolled out to the launch site on April 5th and was placed on its foundation on the following day. Although early labels mentioned "LOX" tank sections, it is now thought it might be a LN2 tank.

## Timeline

* 26 Feb 2021: Forward dome sleeved [for OLS tank farm?]
* 05 March 2021: Forward dome placed on a cart and moved into tent 1
* 06 March 2021: Fuel fwd dome moved out of tent
* 12 March 2021: GSE tank (dome+3 ring stack) flipped [or GSE2?]
* 12 March 2021: LOX forward dome spotted (dome and 4 ring stack)
* 14 March 2021: GSE tank section moved into mid bay
* 19 March 2021: LOX/fuel tank moved out of midbay and stacked (8 rings + dome onto 4 ring stack)
* 20 March 2021: LOX/fuel tank work continued
* 22 March 2021: LOX/fuel section work continued, piping installed
* 24 March 2021: GSE tank dome on sleeving stand and sleeved later [or GSE2?]
* 24 March 2021: GSE 1 fuel aft dome spotted infront of SN16 aft section (including leg skirt)$
* 25 March 2021: Newly sleeved GSE dome moved [or GSE2?]
* 25 March 2021: Tank attached to crane
* 25 March 2021: Aft dome flipped and moved, ring added like on SN7.2 [!?]
* 26 March 2021: GSE1 tank has been stacked onto GSE1 aft dome; still attached to crane
* 27 March 2021: Crane detached from GSE 1 tank
* 28 March 2021: Moved into mid bay
* 05 Apr 2021: Rolled out of mid bay, moved to new OL tank farm
* 06 Apr 2021: Lifted by Bluto/Tankzilla and placed on concrete stand
* 07 Apr 2021: Still attached to crane
* 08 Apr 2021: Unhooked from crane
* 12 Apr 2021: OLS, tank farm: work at the base of GSE1
* 13 Apr 2021: Work continued
* 19 Apr 2021: Tankzilla/Bluto placed GSE2 on concrete jig adjacent to GSE1
* 25 Apr 2021: OLS Tank farm: Work on the two next concrete foundations continued, seem to be taller thant the two for GSE1 and GSE2
* 14 July 2021: Welding work
* 24 July 2021: GSE1 and GSE2 reinforcement work continued
* 25 July 2021: OLS tank farm: work on GSE1 and GSE2 reinforcements continued
* 26 July 2021: GSE1, GSE2: Installation of stringers for strengthening of the tanks continued; GSE2 still attached to LR11000
* 28 July 2021: GSE5 lifted into place at OLS tank farm by LR11000 right to the east of GSE1
* 02 Aug 2021: OLS tank farm: Work on GSE1 and GSE2 continued
* 10 Aug 2021: OLS tank farm: work on GSE1 and GSE2 continued

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/\_brendan\_lewis/status/1425358165365780484/photo/1
La Croix

*For the song, see La Croix (song).*
   **La Croix** (pronounced lu-croy (/lə'krɔɪ/;)) is an American brand of carbonated water drinks. It is featured in many of Danny Gonzalez's videos, almost all of which are on his second channel.

Danny has said in many of his videos that he enjoys La Croix, and he used to drink it in almost every video on his second channel, 2 Danny 2 Furious. He has recently stopped doing this, even going as far as to bleep and blur out any reference to the drink. This is an ongoing joke on the channel that Danny has said he is going to continue until he receives a sponsorship from La Croix.

Danny has also made a song about the drink, as well as a video where he makes a tier list of all 17 flavors of La Croix that existed at the time.

His favorite flavor is LimonCello, and his least favorite flavor is Pastèque (Watermelon).

1. ↑ La Croix Sparkling Water - Wikipedia
2. ↑ pranked by a fan - YouTube "This is actually sick, but, unfortunately, uh, we are not repping [BEEP]¹ until they sponsor me. That's why I'm not drinking La Croix right now, so..."

	* ¹ Censored "La Croix".
3. ↑ la croix tier list - YouTube "And, last but not least, we have... LimonCello! [...] let me just tell you, it's my favourite flavour of La Croix of all time."
4. ↑ la croix tier list - YouTube "No, that's gross. I don't like that. [...] Yeah, fuck Watermelon La Croix, uh, all my homies hate Watermelon La Croix. 'Pasta-q'¹?! More like nasty-q! No, I can't believe people like that. That's weird."

	* ¹ Danny's pronunciation of "pastèque", the name of the flavour of La Croix ("watermelon" in French).