Loud Kiddington's Ancient History

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**Loud Kiddington's Ancient History"** (also titled **"Our Ancient Civilization Blow-Out Sale!"** and **"Loud Kiddington, The Ancient Cowboy"** in the episode's title card) is the 35th aired (but 17th produced) episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

The gang see the First Wheel, sing about the names of the gods, and see an Olympic Moment.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria Nite Live
2. Loud Kiddington & Fetch Opening Jingle
3. The First Wheel (Sumeria, 3000 B.C.) (Miss Information version) (3A) / The First Wheel (Sumeria, 3000 B.C.) (Billy the Kid version) (3B)
4. What's in a God's Name? (song)
5. An Olympic Minute (490 B.C.) (5A) / Archimedes, Father of Geometry (Loud Kiddington version) (245, B.C.) (5B)

### Act 2

1. Pepper Mills Jingle
2. A Message From Lydia Karaoke (Hannibal)
3. Hannibal Trails to You (218 B.C.) (3A) / The Heart of Hannibal (218 B.C.) (3B)
4. Stonehenge (3100 BC)
5. Arabian Treasure Acres

### Act 3

1. That's Why the Lady is a Queen! (song) (1A) / Menkaure Acres (20th Century B.C.) (1B)
2. Miss Information and Company: Cleopatra
3. Pompeii Acres (79 A.D.)
4. The Fall of the Roman Empire (4A) / Roman Empire Acres (27 B.C.) (4B)
5. Epilogue / Loud Kiddington & Fetch Closing Jingle
6. Frank Thomas and Ollie Johnston Filler

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. You'll Be Leader of the U.S.A. (song)

### Unknown Act

1. Colosseum (139 A.D.)
2. Beast of Burden: Horses (1021 A.D.)
3. Dragon Acres
4. Ural Mountains (1929–39)
5. Siege of Troy Acres (1250 B.C.E.)
6. The First Fountain at Sumeria (2000 B.C.)
7. The First Saddle (700 B.C.)
8. The Mummies at Pyramid of Giza (26th Century BC)

## Voice Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
2. Jeremy Irons as Himself and Narrator (Sumer)
3. Gabriel Byrne as Narrator (Rome)
4. Keith David as Narrator (Arab)
5. Tom Selleck as Narrator (Egypt)
6. Mark Harmon as Odysseus
7. Frank Welker as Father Time
8. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
9. Luke Ruegger as Big Fat Baby and Billy the Kid
10. Mr. Lawrence as Socrates
11. Stephen Hillenburg as Julius Caesar
12. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
13. Maurice LaMarche as Hannibal
14. Debi Derryberry as Pepper Mills
15. Christopher Lloyd as Grigori Rasputin
16. Charles Maritnet as Joseph Stalin
17. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
18. Paul Rugg as Nostradamus (credit only)
19. Billy West as Brutus
20. Seth MacFarlane as Cassius and Marc Antony
21. Jason Alexander Abis Mal
22. Tress MacNeille as Toast and Narcissus
23. Robin Atkin Downes as Igniatus of Antioch
24. Rob Paulsen as Lord Carnarvon
25. Corey Burton as Menkaure
26. Jim Cummings as Razoul
27. Charles Martinet as Joseph Stalin
28. Ernest Borgnine as Mermaid Man
29. Tim Conway as Barnacle Boy

## Trivia

* Julius Caesar's song "That's Why the Lady is a Queen" parodies the song "The Lady is a Tramp" from the 1937 Rodgers and Hart musical *Babes in Arms.*
* This is the first time where a short song begins and ends the episode. It is done again in *Megalomaniacs*.
* After Loud Kiddington's Ancient History, the end credits shows up with picture slide of real life people; writers, animators, directors, producers, voice casts, production team, sound team and musicians who makes funny faces.