TDA Episode 3: Riot On Set

Chris: last time on Total Drama, our cast mates had a alien hunting challenge with Mr. Storm and he didn't treat them to kindly, anyways we had Chase and Skye go home, who will go tonight on Total, Drama, Action!

Chris: you guys have to choose you're teams aka Lilac and Ryan

Lilac: ah sweet

Ryan: I get first right?

Chris: uh no, ladies first

Lilac: hmm

She looks around

Lilac: ah choose Colin

Colin: aw sweet thanks

Chris: now you Ryan

Ryan: hmmm, Tundra

Tundra: oh great...

Lilac: ah Marshall

Marshall: okay

Ryan: simple I pick Rocky boi

Rocky: oh my god why me

Lilac: Jared

Jared: hope we on same team Austin

Ryan: hmm, Austin

Austin: spoke to soon lol

Lilac: hmmm, Porter

Porter: ugh

Chris: hurry this up please

Ryan: I choose Topher

Tundra: UGH ANOTHER SEASON ON THE SAME TEAM WITH HIM

Topher: oh please stop complaining

Confessional

Topher: she's just mad cause she don't have this face

End

Lilac: and I take Shimmer

Shimmer: great.. so much fun

Chris: now Ryan you get...

Benny: ME!

Ryan: this outta be fun

Chris: so today's challenge genre is DRAMA!

Ryan: what do you mean?

Chris: you all will carry you're trailer up to the top of the new cliff

Tundra: it's made of steel

Rocky: yeah fake cliff

Topher: this isn't a island silly gooses

Confessional

Tundra: I hope Tophyboy keeps it up so I can knock him out

End

Chris: so you will carry them with these

Ryan: what are we reindeers

Austin: lol nice one

Ryan turns around

Ryan: did I say, you could comment on my jokes

Austin: um, no?

Ryan: then don't, idiot

Austin: ok someone is in a pissy mood

Chris: SILENCE PLEASE

Topher: yo Chris can I take you're job?

Chris: uh no, don't ask that ever again

Austin: so when does this challenge start

Chris sounds a horn

Chris: now!

Colin: my ears are ringing

They run to their trailers

Jared: which ones?

Chris: Lilac's team are the gaffers, Ryan's the grips

Jared: makes sense now

Confessional

Jared: I can already tell I won't make it far this season, but eh I did last time

End

Austin: we tie it up to this and we should be able to pull it

Ryan: yeah smart boy

Rocky: here,

Rocky gets down and starts tying it to the trailer

Tundra: we only got one rope seriously

Topher: yeah I agree this is stupid

Benny: who is carrying the trailer

Ryan: all of us

Tundra: oh wow

With the Gaffers

Jared: so who is tying this junk

Marshall: I will

Porter: no you better let me before we get killed

Porter starts tying it

Colin: they are almost done hurry it up

Porter: DUDE I JUST STARTED CHILL

Shimmer: yeah Colin, back off

Colin: oh wow, nice way to be treated

Lilac: everyone be quiet please

Rocky: yeah I got it!

The grips grab the rope and start pulling

Ryan: so.....heavy

Austin: THIS SUCKS!

Topher: we......can.....do....it

Tundra: YEAH!

They start going up the cliff

Jared: come on Porter

Porter: there I got it!

Confessional

Porter: I was in the boy scouts before, I won the knot tying and untying medal, well when I accidently almost killed someone, hehe

End

Rocky: oh boy they finished we can do this

Ryan: easy for you to say

Benny: HOW MUCH LONGER!

Gaffers

Shimmer: aw crap we don't stand a chance to catching up

Colin: yes we do, full speed everyone

They all push their hardest and start moving up quickly

Rocky: they are catching up!

Austin: COME ON!

He starts pulling and he slips and falls down

Austin: OH CRAP!

Confessional

Austin: I'm really good at sports and stuff, I played hockey, I know for a dog that's weird, didn't say I was proud of it, well I kinda am

End

Rocky: seriously Austin, maybe we should vote him off

Tundra: no silly, he's a strong player

Benny: yeah, the real threat is Ryan

Rocky: but he's also strong

Tundra: well let's hope we don't lose

They all reach the top except Austin

Chris: Grips you're missing one

Rocky: yeah Austin fell

Ryan: pfft idiot

He runs up

Austin: I'm here

Tundra: that was quick

Confessional

Austin: also, did I mention I have really good stamina, once I had surgery in my legs to strengthen my muscles

End

Chris: ok, so one from the Grips will be the old lady, while a Gaffer will be the criminal

Tundra: I'll be the lady

Jared: I call criminal

Chris: anyone ship? Tundred?

Rocky: NO DUDE ITS ME AND TUNDRA NOW BACK OFF

Chris: ok geez

Jared: plus I like someone else

Porter: ooo who is it

Marshall: yeah?

Jared: do I need to beat both of you?

They both zip their lips

Jared: good

Chris throws a wig and dress to Tundra and a fedora and suit to Jared

Chris: get ready

They change and get on set

Chris: and action!

Jared is sitting in the chair

Jared: the city, the crime is crazy I can't believe it, it's crazy

Tundra: I know, but what can we do?

Chris: did I mention who ever does the best wins for the team

Jared and Tundra both grin

Tundra: maybe if he do flips, we can actually stop the crime

Jared: or jump out windows and land on speeding hover cars

Austin: ok this is 2016 not 3000

Rocky: yeah

Jared: I honestly wish I could do this!

He jumps onto the desk and does a backflip into the chair

Tundra: you're gonna show off now?

Chris: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

Jared picks up the phone

Jared: governor, if we don't stop this mess it will kill all of society and we won't have anyone left, think about the children

Shimmer starts clapping

Chris: I think we know who wins today

Austin: yeah the grips

Chris: you're funny, the Gaffers win!

Tundra: wait what!?!?!

Jared: awesome win guys!

They all hug

Lilac: were a good team

Chris: and it seems like the Grips will be going to elimination

Ryan: ugh seriously

Topher: this stinks

They all go to the trailers

Tundra: look Topher, we won't vote you as long as you vote for Ryan, ok?

Topher: yeah deal

Rocky: alright sounds good

Chris: elimination time

The grips go to the theater

Chris: one of you will be going home, who will it be so vote!

They press the buttons on the phone

Chris: I got the votes, so our first gilded Chris goes to Austin

Austin: amazing, is there chocolate inside?

Chris: uh no, don't bother opening it, next one goes to Tundra

Tundra: nice and shiny

Chris: Benny and Rocky

Ryan: um what?

Topher: this is bad

Chris: and the final gilded Chris goes to

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Chris: Topher

Ryan: WHAT I CREATED THIS TEAM YOU LOSERS!

Austin: uh oh rage mode

Topher: bye Ryan

Ryan: I'm never returning to this dumb show

Chris: ok yeah sure whatever, who will go home next time on Total,Drama,Action!