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Lord of the Rings Parody: You Have My Sword

When Frodo signs up for the daunting task of taking the ring to Mordor and dropping it in a volcano, fortunately, he's met with the support of good friends and collegues who offer him AMPLE help. Watch our 'Fellowship of the Rings' parody now!

## Transcript

Cast: <arguing>
Stephen: I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor.

Stephen: Though I do not know the way.
Jason: I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, so long as it is yours to bear.
Matt: If by my life, or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
Tori: And you have my bow.
Dalton: And my ax.
Mallory: You also have my sword.
Stacey: And you have my ninja stars.
Stephen: Who are you?
Matt: I also have pepper spray, should you ever need it. It's keychain size.
Stephen: What?
Jason: Wait, let this play out.

Aaron: And you have my comic relief.
Stephen: Okay, I guess.
Mallory: You have my sword. Yes.
Natalie: And my knowledge of the tax code.
Stephen: No, we don't need anything like...
Jason: You're in.
Tori: Forgot to mention my dashing good looks.

Mallory: I have a sword if you want one.
Jason: Okay.
Whitney: You have my heart, Frodo Baggins.
Stephen: I don't care, Sam!
Whitney: You don't mean that, Mr. Frodo.
Jason: Yes, he does.

Mallory: Ah, but wait! Another sword I have to offer thee
Stephen: Why do you have so many swords?
Adam: You have my mixtape. Check me out on SoundCloud.
James: You have the right to remain silent.
Stephen: Thank you?
Mallory: You will have my sword!

Jeremy: You have lupus. I'm so sorry.
Stacey: You have my array of Herbal Life products. But if you sell to five friends, it really just starts to...
Stephen: No! Stop, all of you, leave! You've ruined the Fellowship!
Dalton: You have my apologies.
Mallory: And you have my sword.
Jason Bourne Meets Dobby

Worlds collide when Jason Bourne meets Dobby the House Elf.

Watch as Jason has to complete a mission that proves to be more challenging than he ever thought possible. Will he be able to do it?

## Transcript

James: When you are through here, you will be known as "Jason Bourne".
Stephen: I'll be whoever you need me to be, sir.
James: That's what we like to hear. Take him out and your training will be complete.
Stephen: Who is he?
James: We've been through that, Jason. You came to us, you volunteered.
Stephen: What did he do?
James: That doesn't matter. Are you willing to give yourself to this program?
Stephen: Yes.
James: Good. You have five minutes.

Stephen: Who are you?
Jason: Dobby, sir.
Stephen: What?
Jason: Ah.
Stephen: Listen, Dobby, I don't want to do this, but I have to.
Jason: Can Dobby say something before we begin?
Stephen: Yeah, sure. I guess.
Jason: Dobby loves you!
Stephen: Ok... you don't even know me!
Jason: Dobby just has a feeling, sir.
Stephen: It's a bad feeling, Dobby!
Jason: Nope! Dobby just feels safe when he's with you. Like, no matter what happens, you will always be there to protect him! He can give you a big hug and you will make all the bad things disappear. Come here, Jason.
Stephen: No! Uh, that's not... what are you doing?
Jason: Ah.
Stephen: Okay... no! You're just trying to get in my head! You must be horrible for them to have brought you here!
Jason: It's true. Dobby is horrible!
Stephen: I knew it! What did you do?
Jason: There was one time when Dobby's masters beat him for ten straight hours for breaking a dish. On the eleventh hour of his beatings, Dobby asked him to politely stop. It was an awful thing to do!
Stephen: Uh, yeah. You definitely deserve to die for that.
Jason: I know! But it gets worse. There was one time I took a knife to my stomach for defending a young man's life.
Stephen: Well, how is that worse?
Jason: Because I spilled my blood on his robe! Dobby should have been more careful with his blood!
Stephen: Okay... I don't want to Dobby, but I have to!
Jason: Dobby understands. He must die so you can join a shady governmental program.

Stephen: I can't do this! I can't do it!
James: I warned you, Jason! There's no going back!
Jason: You shall not hurt friends of Dobby!
James: Ugh.
Jason: Ah! Yes!
Stephen: Did you just knock out my boss, Dobby?
Jason: Oh, I'm sure he's fine! We just need to... Ah!

Jason: More powerful than I remember. Better get going, things are happenin'.
Stephen: Wha... what happened? What's going on?
Jason: You came in here and totally Avada Kedavra-ed that guy!
Stephen: Seriously? How did I...? Who am I!?
Jason: You're a wizard, Jason!
Stephen: Wow!
Jason: Yeah! Here's your acceptance letter to Hogwarts. Better get goin'! Don't want to miss the train!

Jason: Wait! Jason! Before you go... There's a professor there named Severus Snape...
Stephen: Yeah?
Jason: Take him out!

## "Like, Comment and Subscribe!"

The end slate of this video shows a colorful screen with the Social Media of Studio C on it. The sketches **Death Bed Repentance** and **We Need an Answer, Mr. President** (as Mr. President) are featured.
Downton Abbey vs. Dalton Abbey

NEW SEASON 10 SKETCH! It stars an amazing ensemble cast, can you recognize them all?

## Transcript

Dalton: Thank you, Carson.
Dalton: My Lord.
Dalton: Carson, what is taking dinner so long? I'm famished!
Dalton: Apologies, my Lord. Mrs Patmore's preparing something... new.
Dalton: Oh fiddly worble bitty bottoms.
Dalton: Do try to stay calm, Robert. Remember your ulcer.
Dalton: I saw a monkey today.
Dalton: A monkey? I doubt that very much.
Dalton: I did. I was doing one of my sad & lonely walks by the village.
Dalton: Don't be ridiculous! It was probably just a squirrel with a fanciful tail.
Dalton: It was a monkey.
Dalton: You're a monkey!
Dalton: Oh, do try to get along. Your sister's saying you love each other very much.
Dalton: As I recall the fifth Earl of Grantham banned monkeys a hundred years ago... along with number three pencils & toenail clippers. Good thing too. Foul things.
Dalton: Number three pencils?
Dalton: Monkeys!

Dalton: Dinner... is served.
Dalton: Finally!
Dalton: Oh, so sorry it's late, me Lord.
Dalton: We tried something new!
Dalton: Daisy, know your place.
Dalton: What the dickens is this?
Dalton: Eggs, my Lord.
Dalton: Eggs? After 11 o'clock in the morning?
Dalton: Mrs Patmore, what's the meaning of all this?
Dalton: I'm sorry, my Lords & Ladyships. I've been trying to save money. It's called breakfast for dinner.
Dalton: Breakfast for... this is an outrage! Carson, get my coat!
Dalton: Oh please, Mama.
Dalton: I will not have eggs in the evenings! What has become of us?

Dalton: I saw a monkey in the village!
Dalton: I told you that it was just an anaemic raccoon.
Dalton: Mama, won't you even try it? Come, have a bite.
Dalton: Never! Your father, the fourth Earl of Grantham, would be absolutely mortified!
Dalton: Mama, times are changing. Now we either change with those times or like other great houses close our doors forever. Mrs Patmore's only trying to save us money. Now please, Mama, eat the eggs. Open, Mama. Mama, there's an easy way & there's a hard way! Open! There, oh good.
Dalton: Hmm. Well, I suppose if it's already made.
Dalton: I think we all learned something here tonight. One can have breakfast for dinner. But that doesn't change who we are. Eggs, bacon, muffins... we needn't fear it. Dalton Abbey will survive. As long as we remain a family. Now let us eat. Come join us, Mrs Patmore, Daisy, Carson? That's an order.

Dalton: Oh my, this is new.
Dalton: Daisy, know your place.
Dalton: Oh, try this on your eggs! It's called ketchup.

Dalton: Ketchup?!
Devin Graham

Devin Graham, born on July 29, 1983 (40 years old), is an American YouTube video- and cinematographer, who specializes in adventure and extreme sports. His most famous YouTube channel, called **Devinsupertramp** has over four million subscribers and over one billion views.

He began making videos after he got injured while snowboarding at a very young age. Years later, he applied at Brigham Young University, where he studied Film Making. He voluntarily dropped out when he noticed how much success could be achieved by making videos on YouTube.

He produces, films and edits on his own, but he often works with local volunteers, primarily in front of the camera.

In his years as a cinematographer, he has worked with many people, including Peter Hollens, Gardiner Sisters, What's Inside, Shonduras, The Piano Guys and violinist Lindsey Stirling.

Devin Graham has directed one sketch with Studio C. Christian Busath, who has also directed several sketches, appeared as an actor in this sketch.

## Stranger Things Meets E.T. In Real Life Parody!

Who else is super stoked for Season 2?! :)
Adam Heimbigner

*If you were looking for the cast member named **Adam**, you can find him here.*

Adam Heimbigner is an American beatboxer. He was a part of BYU's a capella group Vocal Point between 2011 and 2014. He graduated from Brigham Young University in 2015. He was a Sound Engineer of several vocal groups from 2005 to 2012, after which he went into the IT business, founding *Goliath Productions*, and working for companies like *CSR* and *InfoTrax*.

He married to Kelsey Heimbigner in August 2015.

He appeared as the beatboxer in the sketch Cooking Bisque: Holiday Edition.

## Cooking Bisque: Holiday Edition

LOBSTER BISQUE IS BACK! And this time, he's brought his very own cooking show with him, Cooking Bisque! Watch, laugh, and BE SURE to get inspired to cook a crazy large amount of BISQUE!!!
FauxPocalypse

Romance can bloom anywhere at anytime.

## Transcript

Matt: This is the property you wanted to show me? It's a little secluded. Is there a reason you wanted to meet up so late? And alone?
Mallory: Well, you know, I'm your real estate agent. I'm always on duty. I work all hours for you, I would do anything for you. You know, plus it's kind of romantic, you know, just... if you want, maybe.
Matt: Sure. Miss Jones, I feel like I should tell you something-
Mallory: Ah, zombie! Quick, inside the cabin!
Matt: What? No! Shouldn't we just drive away?
Mallory: Oh no... Let's... yeah, the brakes are out, and we can't...

Matt: Now we got to get this door closed.
Mallory: Oh, let me help you, just... ooh, nice.
Matt: What? How is this helping?
Mallory: Just warming up your muscles! Ooh, soft. Okay.
Matt: Great, no electricity.
Mallory: Those zombies must have chewed through the power lines, those dang zombies.
Matt: What? How would they get all the way up there?
Mallory: It's a good thing I have all these candles, right?

Matt: How did you light all of those so quickly? Oh, ah! Run! Oh, perfect. We can use these weapons to defend ourselves.
Mallory: Ooh, you know, this room is no good, it's got problems, asbestos and brimstone.
Matt: What?
Mallory: This way, this way.

Matt: Well, great. I'm glad we ended up in this insanely small closet instead.
Mallory: Ah, you're right, it's like ice in here, so... this is nice.
Matt: I'm so thirsty.
Mallory: Oh, I might be able to find something, maybe, I don't know, like oh, sparkling cider! And salmon with a honey lemon glaze! Who knew, you know. So what are your parents like?
Matt: What?

Mallory: Ah, they're not going to get in here, this is tree wood. So, did you have any siblings? Where did you grow up?
Matt: Okay, miss Jones, now is not the time.
Mallory: You really should try the salmon though, it's good.
Matt: What? No, no.
Mallory: It's really good.
Matt: Shh.
Mallory: Oh, just. You can just whisper it to me. What is it?
Matt: I think they might be leaving.

Mallory: Looks like the coast is clear.
Matt: You know, miss Jones, after all we've been through, I feel really close to you.
Mallory: Oh.
Jason: Hey Mal, it's ten o'clock, so we're going to get going.
Mallory: Um.
Jason: Argh. Call you back. Argh.

Mallory: Salmon, just try it...

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded the day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the fourth sketch of Season 2 Episode 5.
* This is the first of two sketches that was filmed outside of the studio, preceding VISCIPAM: Funny Girlfriend.
* This sketch indirectly refers to Mattory, as Mallory Everton setting up a date with Matt Meese is the concept of the sketch.
Graffiti Artist

Michelangelo did graffiti before it was cool! Check out his rebellious ways in this never-before-seen footage of the Sistine Chapel!

## Transcript

Matt: Who's there? Ninjas? Be gone, ninjas!

Matt: Stop! Michelangelo! I should have known!
Stephen: Padre, please. I was only illustrating my religious devotion.
Matt: Oh, I've seen your religious devotions before, Michelangelo! The church has had to clean up your graffiti many times! Now let's see what you've... done...

Matt: Oh my goodness.
Stephen: Do you like it, padre? I call it *The Last Judgement*.
Matt: Where's everybody's clothes, Michelangelo?
Stephen: It's humanism, you're not supposed to-
Matt: Do you think a room full of religious worshippers want to hold holy mass in front of a wall where everybody is au naturel?
Stephen: I did not consider this.
Matt: Che fai! You know how long it gonna take to paint over... You painted the ceiling too?!
Stephen: Sì, padre.
Matt: How?! I come in here not two hours ago!
Stephen: I'm sorry, padre.
Matt: Oh, Michelangelo. There are, like, twice as many people up there wearing nothing but a smile. I swear, someday, you going to pay for all the... Oh, Michelangelo! Now you making a three-dimensional sculptures in their birthday suits?!
Stephen: I couldn't help it, monsignore!
Matt: You do all this while I'm-a talking?
Stephen: Hm.
Matt: How does Heaven bestow such gifts on such an irreverent boy?
Stephen: I'm sorry, monsignor, I fix it.
Matt: Ah, no! You've done enough! When the archbishop sees this-

James: Buona sera, my children.
Matt: Your holiness! Ah, listen, I know what this looks like, but...
James: Ah! Who has done this?
Matt: It was him.
Stephen: Forgive me, your holiness.
James: It is a masterpiece. There is nothing to forgive. I only wish you had done more! Oh! You painted the ceiling too!
Lady Shadow (sketch)

A secret agent never stops... never! Watch and see if Lady Shadow can complete her mission and save the day.

## Transcript

Matt: Alright, gentlemen. The radar shows that the parameter has been breached. Any minute now the secret agent known only as "Lady Shadow" will fall right into our trap. After tonight, she won't be bothering our organization anymore. This is it. Get into positions.

Matt: Lady Shadow.
Mallory: Looks like you've been expecting me.
Matt: We've been expecting- dang it!
Mallory: And here I am. Unarmed.
Matt: Well, that's going to make it difficult to get this, isn't it?
Mallory: The missile defence secrets!
Matt: Indeed. Now, we're bringing you in. I'd advise you not to make trouble.
Mallory: What's the fun in that?
Matt: Try not to hurt her too much, boys. I want her alive.
Mallory: Have it your way. I'm going to enjoy this.

Mallory: What's the matter, boys? You forget how to fight?
Matt: Lady Shadow... are you sure you should be... exerting yourself right now?
Mallory: Are you scared?
Matt: Well, yes.
Mallory: Not surprised, I often have that effect.
Matt: I'm not sure you're having the effect that you think you are.
Mallory: What's that supposed to mean?
Matt: Well, maybe you'd just like to come along peacefully? We can offer you a nice bed, maybe an obstetrician?
Mallory: If you're trying to distract me, it's not going to work, okay. I'm going to take out each one of your men, and then save you for last.
Matt: Okay, get her, but gently.
Mallory: Okay.
Matt: Oh.

Matt: Oh. Oh, oh, no.
Mallory: Ah, yeah. Ninja star! Coming for you!
Matt: That's not advisable.
Mallory: One more time!
Matt: Premature la- yeah, okay.
Mallory: That was the longest fight ever.
Matt: Okay, maybe you should sit down.
Mallory: Maybe you should!
Matt: What? Oh, okay. Lady Shadow. Pl- I ju-
Mallory: Okay, nice dodge.

Matt: Okay, I don't want to hurt you, Lady Shadow.
Mallory: Suits me just fine.
Matt: Oh, no.
Mallory: Okay, have it your way. I get it. I'll do this. Oh, man, is there like zero oxygen on this dock, or is it just me?
Matt: Okay, you need to rest.
Mallory: I could really go for some hot wings right now. But not until I get that disk!

Mallory: No match for my cat-like reflexes, I see?

Matt: Lady Shadow, w- okay.
Mallory: Okay. You won this round. Where's the bathroom?
Matt: It's down there.
Mallory: Thanks.

## Trivia

* This is the fifth sketch of Season 2.
* This sketch features the recurring character Lady Shadow.
* This is the thirty-fifth sketch known to have been written by Matt Meese.
* This is the fifth sketch to be directed by Craig Camp.
* The original name for this character was *Lady Shadow*, although it was intended to be changed later.
* The original idea for this sketch was a woman giving birth in a restaurant.
	+ The idea was made by Gregory Schulz, who was a part of Divine Comedy together with most of the Cast.
* The wooden pillar is supposed to be a part of the deck, and therefore not supposed to fall over.
* This sketch was featured in the special Season 2 Favorites, being chosen as the fourth favorite sketch of Season 2.
Helpful Italian Phrases

Have you ever tried learning a new language? It can be tricky and audiobooks can be a great way to get started! What are the MOST IMPORTANT phrases you should learn first? Comment below!

## Transcript

James: Welcome to *Common Italian Phrases for Beginners*. You will be speaking like a native in no time. Buona fortuna!

Adam: Hi. Sorry. I'm... I'm trying to learn Italian. Do you mind if I have this on?
Mallory: No problem.
Adam: Oh, thank you, that's... alright, um...

James: First, I will give the English translation. And then, repeat after me in Italian.

James: First, introduce yourself. To say "Hello, my name is...", you say "Ciao, mi chiamo...", then say your name.
Adam: Ciao, mi chiamo Adam.
James: Very good. Let's move on.

James: "How much does this cost?" : "Quanto costa?"
Adam: Quanto costa?
James: "Hello madam, I am looking for a woman to buy clothes for me. Will you be my mother?":"Salvo signora..."
Adam: Do you think that makes more sense in Italian?
James: "...ti per me. Sarai mia mama?"
Adam: Okay, just skip that then.

James: "Is this seat taken?" : "E 'occupata questa sedia?"
Adam: E 'occupata esta sedia?
James: "Just kidding. I'm an American, so I'm going to sit there, no matter what you say."
Adam: No, I don't think like that.

James: "Do you ride the subway often? I bet your mother is a fat loser."
Adam: Oh no, that's...

James: "Please, do not continue to punch me in the stomach. It hurts too much." : "Per favore, smetta di mi colpirmi nel stomaco..."
Adam: Let's skip this section.

James: "Sir, you broke my rib, so I got angry. That is why I bit off your index finger." : "Signore, hai rotto la mia costola, quindi sono arr-"
Adam: Um, I'm not really trying to learn that. I don't know what's...

James: "No, officer. He was definitely still breathing when I threw him in the dumpster." : "No, poliziotto. Era sicuramen-"
Adam: Uh, okay, uh...
James: "Prison makes you hard, but it was the best lesson of my life."
Adam: No, no. No, I've never been in prison.

James: "Hello, old woman. I'm going to put this pillow over your face for a long time, and then take all your money."
Adam: Okay, I don't know who would need to use these phrases, 'cause I do not.
Mallory: Is that 'Italian for dummies'?
Adam: No, I appear to have bought 'Italian for violent weirdos'.
Mallory: Oh.
Adam: Yeah.
Mallory: Simple mistake.
Adam: Sorry, I, yeah, I meant to buy this one.

James: *Italian for misogynists*. "Hey baby, you should wear more makeup and make less money than me." : "Ciao, baby..."
Best of Back to School

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A parody of High School Musical with homeschooled students; a class of 3rd graders rob a zoo; a glimpse into the life of Teen Yoda; Miss Frizzle's Performance Review; High School present a contemporary version of Romeo and Juliet.

## Homeschool Musical

The music hits close to home in a new #Disney Channel original movie! #Trailer

## We Robbed a Zoo

A class of 3rd graders introduce themselves to their teacher while confessing they robbed a zoo.

## Worst Teacher Ever

There are good teachers, there are bad teachers and then there is the worst teacher...ever. Watch as this teacher gives a prime example of what not to do!

## Teen Yoda

A sitcom-style show gives us a glimpse into the life of Baby Yoda, now all grown up into Teen Yoda.

## Insane Drivers Ed Teacher Scares Students

Teaching student drivers can be a dangerous thing. Watch as Mr. Eckelstone does his best to teach the drivers of the next generation.

## Flash Mob Gone Wrong

These three kids may not be the strongest singers, dancers, or actors, but they're about to lay it all on the line to keep the Flash Mob vibe alive. You're about to witness the smallest Flash Mob dance ever performed, in the history of ever.

## Miss Frizzle's Performance Review

Our favorite childhood teacher gets called in for her unorthodox teaching methods. Watch and see if Miss Frizzle can convince the principal to keep her and her magic school bus.

## Passing Notes Gets Dramatic

Megan and Naomi write each other letters from across the classroom when the teacher separates them.

## Romeo and Juliet Remix 2020

Enjoy this fun little twist on a tale of two star-crossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet.
Jennine Hollingshaus

Jennine Hollingshaus was raised on a small farm in Alberta, Canada, and attended the University of Lethbridge and Brigham Young University, where she received a Bachelor of Arts in Theatre Studies, with an emphasis in Makeup Design. After receiving her bachelor's degree, she moved to Seattle, Washington, and Minneapolis, Minnesota, where she worked as a freelance makeup artist. In 2013, she moved back to Utah, where she teaches courses in Principles of Makeup, Makeup Design and Advances Makeup Design at BYU. She has won several awards for her work, including Outstanding Makeup Design for *The Secret Garden* in 1999.

She is currently married to Wade Hollingshaus, and mother of five children.

She has been working as a member of the Makeup team of Studio C since Season 3, although she was uncredited in several episodes of Season 8.
Dungeons and Dragons

These sketches are about three geeky guys, played by Jason Gray, Matt Meese, and Adam Berg, who are engaged in a game of Dungeons and Dragons. There have been three segments of this recurring series. The characters, who are called "The Guild of Adventurers", often say "Huzzah Magic Powers".

## Dungeons and Dragons

Dungeons and Dragons geeks meet...a girl.

## Dungeons and Dragons 3: First Date

Dungeons and Dragons 3: First Date. One of these dungeon masters FINALLY earns the luck of a date with a girl! Join their quest and watch how they valiantly prepare.
A Creepy Ghost Writer

Regardless of what side of the grave you're on, grammar has been and will always be important! And that is why you should always be open to a teaching opportunity!

## Transcript

Whitney: Honey, are you home?

Whitney: Okay, Dan, if you're trying to scare me, it's not funny. Stop it, it's not funny!

**Bewaer**

Whitney: That's not how you spell "beware".

**Bewer**

Whitney: No, there's still an "A" in it.

**Bewar**

Whitney: Close. Really close.

**Leev now**

Whitney: That... that's not right either. Do you want me to help you? This-

**Your going to die**

Whitney: See, that version of "your" is a possessive version. I mean, it's not "my" going to die. That doesn't make sense.

**Wut?**

Whitney: If you meant to use the contraction of "You are", then it would be Y-O-U-'-R-E. Now don't get upset!

**Ƨtop it**

Whitney: Oh, S's are tricky. It's not... Here, let me show you. Let me show you.

**1 hour later**

Whitney: That's a C, that's a tricky one to remember. No! Good job! No, really! You're a quick learner! Aw, I wish I could just give you a big hug.
Whitney *screams*.
James *screams*.
Whitney *screams*.
Just Jeremy: Sci-Fi Movies

This sketch does not have a sketch summary.

## Transcript

Jeremy: And now, the man with the greatest facial hair in the county.

Jeremy: When I was younger, I liked sci-fi movies, like most 12-year-old boys who weigh 115 pounds and wear glasses usually do. Every day, my father would drop me off at school, because I was not old enough to drive. Legally. Every day, as I got out of the car, my dad would look me in the eyes and say: "May the Force be with you," and every day, I would be really embarrassed. But day after day, he would do it, and day after day, I would be embarrassed. Finally, one day I said "Dad, there are so many other sci-fi movies that I like. Why don't you quote from one of them? Change it up a little." And he said: "If that's what you want.", and I said: "That's what I want." So my dad punched me in the face, and said: "Welcome to earth."

## Trivia

* This is the sixth sketch of Season 2 Episode 2.
* This sketch was uploaded a day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the seventy-fifth sketch of Studio C.
* This sketch is part of Just Jeremy.
* This is the second sketch to only feature one Cast member, and the first since Bashful E-mail.
* This is the first sketch of Studio C to include none of the Main Cast members.
	+ This is the first sketch since Third Wheel Song not to feature Matt Meese.
* Out of Season 2 Episode 2, only Waiting in the Sandwich Line is shorter.
* This is the first known sketch to be written by Jeremy Warner.
Jetta Juriansz

* General
* Physical
* Social

Jetta Juriansz joined Studio C in season 10, joining the new cast after the ten original cast members left the show. She is currently one of the cast members of Studio C as of season 14.

**Favorite food:** Curry

She is originally from Arizona, where she was shown to be talented at a very young age. Having been selected to participate in a travelling performing cast, she appeared all over Arizona (as well as Disneyland Resort) at the age of 10. She only pursued this career further during high school, receiving several awards regarding comedy and acting in 2011 and 2012, after which she was picked to be a part of a conservatory program, as the youngest member ever.

After her high school years, she moved to Los Angeles, where she also starred in major roles in television series, such as *Funny or Die* and *Kickin' It*, as well as many commercials of major companies. In 2018, she also won the first season of *Audience Got Talent*, singing an original song on her ukulele named Braces. If she isn't working on sketch comedy, she is often found dancing, cooking, listening to ABBA, having an activity outdoors, or hanging out with other cast members. Since February 2019, she and Ike Flitcraft have started dating.
Holly Homer

Holly Homer is an American writer and internet personality. She is a mother of three very active sons, which is one of the reasons why she started Kids Activities Blog, which is "on a mission to reveal the kitchen junk drawer as a place of inspiration for kids' art, crafts, games and learning activities!" She has written two books, the first one being *101 Kids Activities that are the Bestest, Funnest Ever!*, which has over 100,000 copies sold, and the second one being *The 101 Coolest Simple Science Experiments*, which was released on April 19, 2016. Her first book has been chosen as a Kohl's Care book in 2016, which meant that it was sold at all Kohl's registers across the United States, with all profits going to charity.

Holly Homer was featured in the sketch "Angry Dancing for Love".

## Angry Dancing for Love

These movie theater workers may be taking advantage of an opportunity of a lifetime. When some young hotties come to the movies obsessing over guys that 'angry dance,' will these workers build up the nerve to impress? Will they WOO???
Elizabeth Funk

Elizabeth Cannon Funk, born in 1954, graduated with a Bachelor's Minor in Music Education from the University of Utah, and has four sons. She has also been a teacher in public and private schools, and since 2000, she has been working with the Theatre and Media Arts department on Brigham Young University, where she currently is the assistant to the Department Chair. She has produced the department's publications for *TMAccess* and *The Sound and the Fury*, and for that (among other things), she received a President's Award in 2009.

In her spare time, she gives advice to Divine Comedy. With Divine Comedy, she has been going to Los Angeles and Chicago, Illinois, to attend improvisation workshops since 2009.

She played the grandma in Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grandma's House.

## Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grandma's House

Our favorite Viking is back and this time it is to help Matt and his grandma. Watch as our favorite Viking helps fix, yet another, awkward moment.
Gabe Casdorph

Gabriel "Gabe" Casdorph was born on April 3, 1982 (41 years old), in Charleston, West Virginia. He graduated high school in 2000 and was recruited by BYU for track and field. At BYU, he studied Media Arts with emphases in Acting, Directing and Production Design. After moving across the country multiple times, he moved back to Provo, Utah in 2010, where he started working with Studio C.

He is the segment gaffer of Studio C, which means he takes care of lighting during the sketches. Aside from this, he has also been the art director of several episodes of Season 2 and Season 8. He has also played as a cameraman during the behind-the-scenes footage in several episodes of Season 7. He has directed several sketches, and he is the cinematographer of the Studio C openings of seasons 2 to 7. He has also been working on other BYUtv productions, such as *Random Acts*.

He has appeared in several sketches as an extra, such as Daniel Harrison: The Man Behind the Mustache and How to Be a Famous Reality Star, and he co-wrote Jason Bourne Resurfaces in 2016.
Best of Sports

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A rookie commentator. A soccer match comes down to Scott Sterling. Elderly football team owner goes undercover. Gymnastics parents perform their own routine. Skate Park Disaster. Scott Sterling is BACK. Chess game spins out of control.

## Overly Excited Soccer Announcer

A rookie soccer commentator keeps announcing false goals and misses announcing a real goal.

## Ski Slope Scare

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the ocean...er....in the hot tub....er....on the ski slopes....

## Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling

A soccer match between the Yale Bulldogs and the North Carolina Tar Heels comes down to Scott Sterling and the most epic penalty kick shootout you'll ever see.

## Pro Football Pre-Game

Bring on the laughs! Sketch comedy for everyone.

## Undercover Boss

Elderly football team owner goes undercover as new offensive guard hire, confusing his employees.

## Baseball Talk

When a baseball team gets caught up in a moment of context clues and sign language, their focus shifts to everything but the game they are playing.

## Best Volleyball Blocks Ever with Scott Sterling

Scott Sterling is BACK defending his team in the Volleyball Championship. And as per usual, Sterling isn't going down without a BIG fight!

## Garet's Unfortunate Medical Condition

Everyone, just be really calm when you're around Garet. NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS!

## WWFather

Some people just don't know how to fight.

## Chess, The Most Exciting Sport

Chess game spins out of control when one player's king abdicates the throne in favor of her queen.
Burke Bowthorpe

Burke Bowthorpe has worked on several television shows and movies, his first professional project being the movie **Nothing Last Forever** as a set dresser. His other projects include **Touched by an Angel** (together with Matt Harris and Jason Haase), a television series airing from 1994 to 2003, **127 Hours** (together with Matt Harris and Jason Haase), a movie starring James Franco and Kate Mara, and **John Carter**, a movie starring Taylor Kitsch and Lynn Collins.

Burke Bowthorpe is head of the Art Department of Studio C. He has been the set decorator for many episodes since Season 3 and he is the Set Operations Director, which he has been since Season 1.

He also appeared in a speaking role in the sketch "Thank You Studio C Crew!"

## Thank You Studio C Crew!

Meet the wonderful and talented people behind the camera at Studio C. This is a special song, dedicated to our camera crew!
Just Jeremy

Just Jeremy is a series of short sketches exclusively featuring Jeremy Warner, which focuses on offbeat and quirky humor. Each segment begins with Jeremy facing stage right in the dark while a voice-over introduces Jeremy while making a ridiculously fake claim about him. The Just Jeremy theme is sung, Jeremy turns to face the audience, the lights are raised, and Jeremy addresses the audience about the subject of the segment. The set background is a wall with a vertical wood pattern and typically is adorned with framed pictures and shelves with objects which generally all have a matching theme. Jeremy wears a different t-shirt for each segment, typically featuring an animal. The segment concludes with Jeremy turning to face stage right again as the lights fall while the Just Jeremy theme is repeated. The only other person to have appeared on this segment is James Perry, who has acted as Jeremy in one sketch. Debuted Season 2 Episode 2. There have been seven segments of Just Jeremy. Just Jeremy also appeared in Daniel Harrison: The Man Behind the Mustache.

## Secrets Revealed

Watch Now Jeremy will reveal his secrets!

## Sci-Fi Movies

Never let your dad know which Sci-Fi movies you like.

## T-Rex Art

Jeremy explores the incredible things the T-rex has done with such short arms.

## Balloon Animals

How to make balloon animals, or destroy them.
Brittni Miner

Brittni Foskey Miner is a former BYU Divine Comedy member. She joined the group in 2012 and left in 2014. She majored in political science. She was raised in Warner Robbins, Georgia.

**About Me:** I love hurricane season, football season, and a good season of The Walking Dead far more than I love Spring, Summer, Fall, or Winter. I absolutely detest sour cream and the word “moist” (which, ironically enough, describes sour cream). If I could have it my way, I’d watch “When Harry Met Sally” every day, while eating salt and vinegar chips and drinking a Coke.

She was featured in the sketch "Flirting Academy Graduation".

## Flirting Academy Graduation

Our favorite class is back, and this time it is for their final exam. Watch the sketch and see if they can pass the class.
Cast

The current cast of Studio C exists of nine main cast members and two featured cast members. The cast members of Studio C as of Season 17 are:

* Garet Allen
* Kiri Case (featured cast)
* Carl Foreman (featured cast)
* Jason Gray
* Dalton Johnson
* Jericho Lopez (featured cast)
* Gabby Moore (featured cast)
* Aleta Myles (featured cast)
* Tori Pence

## History

The initial cast of Studio C consisted of the ten actors who regularly played in the sketches of the television series. Although it was divided into a "main cast" and a "featured cast" before Season 5, the two were combined in Season 5. Three new members were added to create the new "featured cast", starting from Season 8.

### Original Cast

The original cast from Season 1 to Season 4 consisted of the actors:

* Whitney (Call) Meek
* Mallory Everton
* Jason Gray
* Matt Meese

The following actors were added to the main cast, after being featured cast in Season 1 until Season 4:

* Adam Berg
* Stacey Harkey
* Natalie Madsen
* Stephen Meek
* James Perry
* Jeremy Warner

### Featured Cast

Three members of Divine Comedy joined the cast of Studio C as featured cast members on Season 8.

* Aaron Fielding
* Dalton Johnson
* Tori Pence

## Current Cast

On March 26, 2019, it was announced that the thirteen would be replaced by a mostly new cast, while the original ten cast members would start working on the project **JK! Studios**. This new cast would start on Studio C in Season 10, who were:

* Garet Allen
* Jessica Drolet
* Ike Flitcraft
* Matthew Galvan
* Tanner Gillman
* Dalton Johnson
* Jetta Juriansz
* Arvin Mitchell
* Tori Pence
* April Rock
* Austin Williams

Aaron Fielding, who was a featured cast in the eighth and ninth season, independently decided to leave Studio C after Season 9.

On October 20, 2020, it was announced that Jason Gray would return to the cast of Studio C starting fall 2021, after he left after Season 9, while Tori Pence announced on April 28, 2021, that she left the show after Season 13, noting "other cast members" would leave after the season too, with Naomi Winders and Megan Rico being added as Featured Cast. In promotional material leading up to Season 14, Ike Flitcraft and Matthew Galvan were absent, hinting their departure. Flitcraft became a producer of the show starting Season 14, while Galvan wrote several sketches throughout the season. April Rock left the show starting Season 15, while Joseph Scott Campbell was added to the featured cast.

The seasons after had several permutations across the cast, with Tori Pence returning in Season 16, as well as two new featured cast members Gabby Moore and Jericho Lopez, while some members left the show after the fifteenth season. Another cast change after came with Naomi Winders, Megan Rico, Joe Balanza, and Arvin Mitchell leaving, being replaced by new cast members Kiri Case, Carl Foreman, and Aleta Myles.
Bro, Do You Even Vegan?

Aaron is always ready to share the awe-inspiring lifestyle of a Vegan. And THANK GOODNESS because wherever you are, whether at a grocery store or a funeral, there are ALWAYS opportunities to share!

## Transcript

Stacey: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Richard Penn. He married his beautiful wife in 2011...

Aaron: I'm a vegan.
Stacey: ...and they often collaborated on...
Aaron: Started two years ago, the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Dalton: I'm really just not in the mood to...
Tori: Shh!
Stacey: ...two beautiful huskies. They loved to spend time with...
Aaron: You're probably wondering how I get my protein in.
Dalton: I wasn't.
Aaron: This flowchart will tell you all the non-violent foods you can eat and still get your amino acids.
Dalton: I don't really want this.
Aaron: No, I feel you, I feel you. Here's a pamphlet that will explain...
Dalton: I... can we just do this later?
Tori: Shh! Okay?
Aaron: Later? Shush is right. Shush is right.

Stacey: Richard was a good man, and died of natural causes in his sleep.
Aaron: If only cows could be that lucky.
Dalton: Please stop.
Aaron: Stop? If you're referring to the routine feeding of antibiotics to livestock, then yes. Let's please stop.
Dalton: Will you just give it a rest?
Tori: Shh! Please?
Dalton: I'm sorry.
Aaron: Sorry? When was the last time you felt sorry at Burger King?
Dalton: Stop it!
Aaron: Ow! Stop oppressing me! Fascist!
Dalton: This is my grandpa's funeral.
Aaron: Yeah, and how do you think he died? Lactose.
Dalton: A heart attack.
Aaron: He was practically asking for it.
Dalton: You take that back!
Stacey: Sir, sir! Have some respect for the dead!
Aaron: Yes. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Dalton: Uh... but... I wasn't... Why are you even here?
Aaron: Funerals are where people decide to change, Michael.
Dalton: My name's not Michael!
Aaron: Oh, so now you care about names? When was the last time you opened a block of cheese and said to yourself: "What was his name?"
Stacey: Will the pallbearers please come forward?
Aaron: Hey, meat is murder. Meat is murder. Meat is murder.

Adam: Hey, I do cross-fit. One, two. Now, these are deadlifts!
Kayla Yentes

Kayla Peel Yentes was a BYU Divine Comedy member. She joined the group in September 2015, left the group, but joined back in September 2017, and left again in April 2019. She was working with the Featured Cast of Season 8 and Alena Helzer, among others. She majored in exercise wellness. She was raised in Madison, Alabama.

**About me:** "Kayla is a southern belle who lacks the accent but loves country music. She enjoys Zumba, people watching and burping as loud as Buddy the Elf. Seriously it’s a thing. She can also make dang good cookies . . . like daaaaang good cookies. Roll Tide Y’all"

She played a cameo in the sketch No Work and All Cosplay.

## No Work and All Cosplay

The Theater boyz are BACK! And THIS time, they are using their Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Batman costume skills to impress the girls at the movies!
Gary and Carl Show

The Gary and Carl Show is a show, presented by two amateur presenters, called Gary and Carl Johnson (played by Stacey Harkey and Jeremy Warner), where they try to answer fictional questions they've received in the mail, ranging from school to social media. The Gary and Carl Show has three instalments and first appeared in Season 4 Episode 3, and it has also been referenced in Jeremy Isn't Real.

## Episode 1

The Johnson Twins are here to answer all your questions.

## Episode 2

Kara from Illinois wants to know if Gary and Carl like Studio C. Good question!
Mad Scientist

* Mad Scientist
* Igor

The mad scientist is a villainous character, attempting to make life as miserable as possible. As a scientist, he comes up with new ideas to destroy fun. He wears a long, white coat, a bow tie, black gloves, khaki pants, and black shoes. He has white hair and a mustache. He is played by Matt Meese.

## Igor

Igor is the Scientist's assistant. She is portrayed by Mallory Everton. She wears a black shirt underneath a brown shirt and brown shorts. She has black hair and a hunchback. She works with the scientist, but does not approve of what he does.

## The Mad Scientist Ruins Valentine's Day

The Mad Scientist Ruins Valentine’s Day. The Mad Scientist and his noble Igor are BACK seeking to destroy love itself! Will love prevail?! Watch and find out their diabolical schemes!
Andrew Todd Smith

Andrew Todd Smith graduated from Brigham Young University, majoring in Media Arts Studies, gaining a lot of experience during his study. Winning an honorable mention award at the Student Film Association Festival, and being nominated for the International Documentary Awards (as first BYU production ever), his movies have received very positive feedback.

Individual awards include the *Outstanding Director Award* in 2012 and several showings at the LDS Film Festival from 2013 to 2015.

Andrew Todd Smith was a member of the Editing Department of Studio C. He was one of the two main editors during Season 1, together with Ryan Terry.
Leave A Message

We've all left those SUPER AWKWARD voicemails, but the question is, Can you still save face?! Watch Jason stumble through this challenge now!

## Transcript

Since this sketch heavily relies on impressions, these are marked in `<>`.
**"Laura"**: Hey, you've reached Laura. Sorry I didn't answer, leave a message and I'll get back to you.
Jason: Hey Laura, uh, it's your date, uh, Jason. I don't know if you... just... it's Jason, your date from the other day. Um, I was just... I was just calling to see if you'd like to see if... how... how you're doing. Um... so anyways, uh, yeah, just call me back, buddy dog!
**Answer machine**: To send this message, press six. To delete and re-record, press seven.
Jason: Ah, bless you, Verizon engineers.

Jason: Thank you. Alright, you got this. <high-pitched> Hi Laura, it's Jason!

Jason: No, no. <low-pitched> Hi Laura, it's Jason.

Jason: Nope, nope, come on, man! Find the happy medium! Alright, just... keep it loose, keep it loose, keep it loose. <smarmy voice> Hey baby girl, hmm, how's my sugar cube? Oh...

Jason: No, no, no, that's too loose. Uh, maybe, uh, something distinguished? Presidential. Presidential? Yeah. <Donald Trump> Hello Laura, it's Jason Gray. You had a great time on our date, don't deny it. Okay? Call me back, or I will deport you, you nasty little-

Jason: Nope! No. No, not that one.

Jason: <Tina Belcher> Um, I was wondering if you'd like to go on a double date, uh, with Jimmy Jr. and maybe we could get some burgers.

Jason: <Severus Snape> Call me back, or ten points from Gryff... tinder. I hate myself.

Jason: <McDonald's> La-la-la-Laura, I'm lovin' it! Call me back, pretty please?

Jason: <The Terminator> Call me back if you want to date!

Jason: <Kermit the Frog> Why are there so many girls who won't date me?

Jason: <Chewbacca noise>

Jason: <Jack Nicholson> All work and no dating makes Jason a very lonely boy.

Jason: <Liam Neeson> I have a very particular set of skills. Skills that I have acquired from being single a very long time. I will look for you on match.com. I will find you and I will date you.

Jason: <The Terminator> Get to the FroYo stand! Do it!

Jason: <Kermit the Frog> Someday I'll find it, a human connection.

Jason: <Donald Trump> Make dating great again.

Jason: <Tina Belcher> Sigh...

Jason: Aah!

Jason: <Chewbacca noise>

Jason: <Tina Belcher> Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Jason: Okay. Hi Laura, it's Jason. I had a really great time on our date the other night, I was wondering if you could call me back? That would be great, thanks! Bye! I did it! Yes! Yes!
**Answer machine**: Messages sent.
Jason: Messages?

**Answer machine**: Message 39: <Chewbacca noise>
Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grocery Store

The awkward avoidance viking is your best friend.

Your favorite Viking is back, this time it is to help Matt as he goes grocery shopping.

## Transcript

James: Hey.
Matt: Hey… James.
James: Yeah.
Matt: Hi, I haven't seen you for at least…
James: Seven years.
Matt: Seven. Wow. I meant to call, I've just been so busy… for seven years.
James: Yeah.
Matt: Yeah. Listen, I gotta… buy some more food...
James: Yeah.
Matt: ...but uh… I'll give you a call sometime, we'll hang out or whatever.
James: That sounds great!
Matt: Yeah, yeah.
James: Cool.
Matt: Good to see you.
James: Yeah, it was good to see you too.
Matt: Yeah.

Matt: *(Oh great, I just said goodbye to him, now I'm going to have to say something awkward, like "It seems we meet again"... Maybe I can get away before he notices... Nope, dang it. Why did I come down this aisle, I don't even like frozen food- hello taquitos... focus! Okay, how do I make this as un-awkward as possible?)*

Matt: *(Ah, the Awkward Avoidance Viking!)*

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded one day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
	+ This is the first sketch since Zombie BBQ not to have been uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv, and the first sketch since Shoulder Angel to have been uploaded after the corresponding episode aired.
* This is the first sketch with the recurring character Awkward Avoidance Viking.
	+ The sequel to this sketch was featured in the same episode, just like The Doorstep Part 1 and The Doorstep Part 2 had both been in Season 1 Episode 1.
* This is the fourth sketch in a row to be written by Matt Meese, after Foreign Exchange, St. Crispin's Day Speech and Substitute Breakup.
	+ However, this is the first time the sketch was directed by Nick Stentzel, as the previous three sketches had been directed by Julian Riley.
* This is the first sketch since Trip to the ER to only have three Cast members playing in it.
* Although no extras appear in this sketch, some extras can be seen in a reflection.
* This is the first sketch to be filmed off-set since Channel Surfing.
	+ This sketch was filmed in one of the four locations of the *BYU Creamery*, a grocery store for BYU students living on campus.
* In the description of the video, it says "Your favorite Viking is back...", although this is the first sketch in which the Awkward Avoidance Viking appeared.
* This sketch was featured in the special Season 1 Favorites.
Marren Bailey Copeland

Marren Bailey Copeland is a makeup artist and hair stylist from Utah. Originally from Mountlake Terrace, Washington, she moved to Utah to attend BYU where she graduated with an emphasis in Makeup Design in 2007. She also finished MATC (Mountainland Applied Technology College) in 2016, where she became a licensed cosmetologist and barber. Since her graduation from BYU, she has been working as makeup artist for BYUtv, which includes doing makeup for Random Acts and Studio C.

She has been at Studio C as part of the make-up and costume department since the beginning of Season 1. She has appeared in at least one sketch of Studio C, most noticeably in Who Trashed the Hotel Room?.

## Who Trashed the Hotel Room?

Two guests checking in? We have the PERFECT hotel room for you! Enjoy your stay! And PLEASE don't trash the room. Thaaaaaanks, bellhop.