Donald Gluffawitz

Donald, being exactly where you'd expect

**Donald Gluffawitz** was a character seen on TwitchRP starting on 8/16/19, and is Bucklington's second character. Donald is unemployed but has committed several robberies alongside Fingle Dan, his adoptive father, and a few others. He is the third son in the Dan family.

## History

Although there isn't much to go off of, Donald brings up a few points about his history. For example, he worked as a business owner and realtor in Louisiana, where he had a family with his wife and children. He's also a mobile app developer, using the "Stream-Sniper App" to find new friends, though this isn't available to the public. It's not exactly confirmed why he moved to Los Santos, but it may be in relation to the 'Waterbottle Man.'

## Personality

Donald is notorious for being a dick. For example, on his first few days with Fingle Dan, he breaks ties between him and important gangs, including some of the Vagos. (While this had no serious consequences later, it made for an interesting and unnerving situation at the time.)
He also has a more intrusive personality, brash and not afraid to get dirty if needed. However, there are some more concerning parts of his character, seen when he attempted to commit suicide after finding that there are other people that don't like him.

Gluffawitz is also a known incel, saying once to Gertrude that "all women are the same" before kidnapping her and, at one point, calling an EMS a bitch for giving him a Pokemon band-aid. This isn't constantly prevalent in his personality, and only reveals itself during times in which he is more unstable.

## Timeline

### **The Waterbottle Man**

At the end of his first real day in the city, Donald drives out by the pier while on the phone with Zophie. After plotting out his brother's death, he delves somewhat into his past back in Louisiana, explaining that he once "recycled" a man by turning him into a water bottle for dinging his car in a parking lot.

Although he explains this in a confident, careless manner, he seems distraught after getting off of the phone, sounding regretful, even. He calls to the "Waterbottle Man," who surprisingly responds in agony, calling for his fish wife and family, saying he doesn't want to die. Donald breaks into sobs, and the day ends.

Though it's implied that this "Waterbottle Man" is Donald's now adopted brother, Daniel Dan, there is no confirmation. Many fans speculate that Dan has actually saved Donald's life several times in getaways, but there are also skeptics about Dan being involved at all. In the end, Dan returned to the city alive and well. (Even after being buried by Fingle Dan)

## Relationships

* Fingle Dan's third adopted son
* Adoptive brother to Daniel Dan, Ming Jingtai, Rob Otte, and Colin Bemmis
* Jean-Claude Van Dan's cousin
* Had a wife and several children, though their current status is unknown

## Trivia

* Donald Gluffawitz has an interesting speech impediment, pronouncing L's as W's and tripping over some words. Fingle, for example, he pronounces as "FINGWA!"
* He plotted his brother's, CJ, death alongside Zofie
* Has allegedly killed Dan by turning him into a water bottle, though many believe that there is hope to his return. (This was later seen to be true, when Daniel returned in March of 2020.)
* It was also speculated by few that Donald Gluffawitz is actually a Russian agent and that Dan may have been a target of his, and he then sought to infiltrate the rest of the Bitches. At least, what remained of them at the time.
* Donald Gluffawitz has a wife and children of his own, which was discovered after being threatened by Rob Otte.
* Whether Donald fears or mourns the Water-Bottle Man is unknown.

## Quotes

* "Women, they'we awe the same!"
* "If you- if you wisten at the ocean, they actuawy say sometimes youwe can hear the Water-Bottwe Man scweam his wast scweams..." (followed by sobs)
* "We weawwy are a motwy cwew of cwiminals!" (-Fingle Dan, mockingly)
* "Youw're Fingwa Dan! I've heawrd a wot about you! They say youw're a gwreat dwriver but cwearwy they must be wying, hwuh?"

## Moments

### **Clips**

* "Call me Fingwa Dan!"
* "There's a little saying where I come from in Wasisiana..."

## Gallery

Donald Gluffawitz, from the view of the Fingle SedanArt by Neglected-Sadist on Tumblr