Sollux Captor

Our hero

### Typing Style

Types in all lowercase. Replaces "s" with "2." Doubles the letter i. Writes "to" and "too" as "two".

## Biographical information

### Matesprit

Aradia Megido (Formerly)Feferi Peixes (Formerly)

Vriska Serket (In a doomed timeline)

Gamzee Makara

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

Sollux Captor is one of the twelve returning beta trolls, and is the main protagonist of the comic. He is first seen on the first panel, standing in his hive and speaking about his love of both of his bitches, Aradia Megido and Feferi Peixes. However, unbeknownst to him, Eridan saw everything, and recorded what he said. After a short conversation with Aradia, in which both she breaks up with him and reveals that Feferi has done the same, the gold blood becomes distraught at the fact his bitch count has gone from two to zero. Still being horny, however, and wanting someone in his life, Sollux considers three different possible matesprit, himself, Vriska Serket,and Eridan Ampora, creating a diverging timeline. I LOVE CUM

### Sollux x Sollux Timeline

Of the three options, Sollux decides that he would like to go fuck himself. Contacting Equius Zahhak, he commissions the blue blood to construct a robotic replica of himself to make out with. Despite reviving being sassed alongside the request, Equius agrees, leaving Sollux to wait until the next day to get his sex bot. However, due to a mix up on the indigo blood's part, he ends up receiving Aradia's robot body instead. Though he does not notice at first due to being extremely horny, Sollux soon notices the mistake. Undeterred, he decides to upload the code that he planned on uploading to the Solluxbot anyways, making the Aradiabot extremely eager to pail with him. However, he is quickly weirded out by the consequences of his own actions and the possibility of forcing her to consent, causing him to refuse her requests after a moments hesitation. Encountering a fatal error from this fact, the robot explodes, injuring Sollux and causing him to go flying out the window of his hivestem, falling to his death.

### Vriska x Sollux Timeline

Of the three options, Sollux decides that he wants the biggest bitch he knows in order to make up for no long having two. Contacting her directly, he is pleasantly surprised to have her agree to become his matesprit. However, before they are to meet up, Vriska asks Sollux to preform a favor for her. The first task is to trick Tavros Nitram in order to bricking his husktop by deleting System 32, which Sollux both agrees to do and carries out rather easily. Sollux asks to go out with her again the next day, only to be asked to preform another favor. This time, Vriska asks for him to dump Eridan for her. Begrudgingly, he agrees, informing the violet blood of the bad news before deciding to spend the rest of the day relaxing. However, minutes later, he is bombarded by a swarm of messages from a group of sea dwelling incels sent after him by Eridan. Nearly overwhelmed by their messages, Sollux manages to find Kramer in the midst of the chaos. The grape blood warns him that Eridan has rallied a group of fellow incels, and they are on their way to bomb his hive-stem after commandeering Feferi's ship for themselves. Heading to the roof as instructed, Sollux narrowly avoids being blown up as Kramer comes by with his own ship, saving him in the nick of time. The two make their escape, deciding to go meet Vriska in the aftermath. Though, as their ship lands, they accidentally run over Arthour, angering Equius, who orders them to leave their ship and explain themselves. This is quickly interrupted however, as Vriska, who is controlled by the all seeing cue ball, teleports onto the scene. Explaining that the timeline is doomed, and is a waste of time, the possessed Vriska demonstrates her power by killing Mekeze Malork, who was standing nearby. The mind controlled cerulean blood then drives off Kramer and Equius, before killing Sollux with a similar blast.

### Gamzee x Sollux Timeline

Of the three options, Sollux decides that he wants to become a clownfucker. Contact Gamzee directly, he is quickly confused by the purple blood lingo that the juggalo uses, and decides to look on Grubban Dictonary in order to decipher the meaning behind his messages. Spending a moment to oogle at how terribly put together the site is, and wondering who in their right mind constructed it the way they did, Sollux does some research in order to better understand Gamzee. However, this is quickly interrupted when his hivestem's landwellord, Piyava comes knocking. The cerulean blood reveals that a very special new troll is moving into their hivestem, and requests that Sollux come to meet them. The gold blood begrudgingly agrees, and is shocked to see that his new stem-mate is, in fact, Kramer. The two of them exchange awkward greetings, before the grape blood requests that Sollux help him move his stuff from his ship into his new room. Again, Sollux reluctantly agrees, deciding to troll Gamzee again as the two descend the stairs, leading to him tripping and falling down a portion of them. As he and Kramer make their way over to the ship, Sollux decides to confess his red crush to the purple blood, before leaving him to consider it while they unpack. After consulting Gonzalez, Gamzee decides to accept the confession, much to Sollux's surprise. Eager to try some of the gold blood's mind honey, the jugalo requests that he come over, and bring some of the good stuff with him. Warning Gamzee that he doesn't know what effect it might have on purple bloods, Sollux decides to ask his "new friend" to use his ship in order to fly him to the clown's hive. Kramer agrees, and the two of them set off with one of his beehives in tow. The trip is interrupted briefly when Karkat Vantas decides to troll Sollux, though the gold blood is undeterred by how disappointed he is in him. He and Kramer arrive at Gamzee's hive a short time later, and after an awkward greeting, the grape blood departs. Sollux brings his mind honey into Gamzee's hive, and the two of them settle down to do drugs together. After tasting one of the purple blood's sopor slime based pies, Sollux quickly passes out, entering an intense bout of hallucinations. He witnesses his death in the previous two timelines, before finding himself in Karkat's hive, with Karkat's voice instructing him to flip a pickle on his desk. Reluctantly doing as instructed, the underside of the pickle reveals a window into what Sollux's twin dreamsevles are doing. His Prospit dreamself sees many things drifting by trough the clouds around him, though is startled when a god tier Terezi Pyrope suddenly appears. This causes him to jolt awake, snapping out of his drug trip. Gamzee is there to reassure him, however, and the timeline ends in "success."

## Gallery

Sollux talks to himself about his love for his two biitche2.Sollux falls to his death at the end of the Sollux x Sollux timeline.A Scratch possessed Vriska kills Sollux at the end of the Vriska x Sollux timeline.Sollux greets the new troll in his hivestem, Kramer.Sollux embraces Gamzee at the end of the Gamzee x Sollux timeline.him takin off his glasses

## Trivia

* On panel 234, Sollux is incorrectly depicted as having fins in a similar fashion to a sea dweller. This is likely due to Ratkinda being lazy.