The Trollge Lore, Part Two of Part One: Alright, I got some more people Transcript

Poke: Alright, I got some more people.
I also asked Smg3 to help. he's in too.
So right now I got the ugandan knuckles army, and the happy face. for some reason when I tried to get the troll face he ran away.

Lillia: SMG3 GET YOUR SEXY ASS OVER HERE AND GIMMIE A KISS!!!

Poke: Ah shet

SMG3: who the hell is this?

Poke: One of the people who agreed to help us stop the trollge

Lillia: Hi SMG3...I'm...Lillia...I-I'm sorry I just really like you! I can be weird sometimes...but I just really like you...

SMG3: Okay... where is everyone else?
Um, they aren't here yet, but they should be here soon.

Yellow: found them! However, we might be late
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1sIbgYyfMD8

Poke: Shet. Where are you right now?

Yellow: On our way

Poke: Okay. So right now we have Matt, Shaggy, the ugandan knuckles army, meatloaf, Smg1, 2, and 3, and the smile face. is there anything else we need?

Yellow: SMG4

Lillia: Yes, SMG4, Meggy as well! \*staring at SMG3\*

SMG3: I'll contact Smg4 on discord. and also why are you looking at me weird Lillia?
Alright, now were is brick wallace?

* Thinking: Man Lion Guard has got it bad…And I don’t blame her…

Yellow: WE'RE HERE! Lillia Look at this! \*places a naked Mario in front of her\*

Mario: Oohoo, hello

Poke: Ah, so you got mario, I guess he can be handy. Smg3, have you contacted Smg4 yet?

Smg3: he isn't picking up!
Oh no.

Lillia: I’m sorry SMG3...It’s just...something

* At naked Mario: EWWW! \*swipes it away\*

Brick Wallace: apologize I took so long. I convinced old Man Hobo to join us.

Yellow: Lol
Hold on, I’m getting a call

* on phone\* Hello? Dude, where are you? SMG3’s been trying to reach you

Oh, ok. Just hurry and get your butt over here
That was conveniently SMG4. He’s on his way with the others

Poke: Alright, we have Smg4 on board. we have great progress. we only have 4 days left till he comes, but I think we can do this

Bob: DoN't FoRgEt Me.

Poke: Oh yeah, bob is here too

Brick Wallace: Do we have Luigi?

Luigi: did somebody say my name?

Brick Wallace: Yes! We need your meditation powers!!

Luigi: Okie dokie what do you want to do with them

Brick Wallace: I don’t know, use your meditative powers to slam them!

Luigi: Who do i have to slam? that SMG3 simp over there?

Brick Wallace; No, the troll head.

Smg3: NOT ME YOU IDIOT

Poke: We are basically trying face of against a Trollge, or the end of the world. we could use all the help we need.

Brick Wallace: Oh! We also need The Deity Melony!

Poke: YESH
I wonder if someone would make fan art of this entire group that is trying face off against trollge.

Luigi: on it (on the phone) hey we have a simp problem here and we need your help. what? What do you mean you can't come?! seriously!? oh right okay bye,bye. unfortunately she's got a test in college right now so she can't come right now

Brick Wallace: We need an artist, and that is certainly not me.

Luigi: but he's dead

Brick Wallace: Shikes, well that sucks that we don’t have the powers of a god on our side.

Rob: I am the corn god

Luigi: not that kind of god. wait god? that give's me an idea (then he gets a Weegee doll)

Weegee doll: go Weegee!

Brick: Well, I guess it’s something.

Luigi: you ain't seen nothing nothing yet (they cracks open the doll and out comes a god that looks like buff Luigi) (also his name is Weegee god)

Weegee god: I LIVE AGAIN!!!!!!!

Yellow: 0\_0

Brick Wallace: I didn’t see that coming.

Yellow: Me neither

Weegee god: i am Weegee God, i am an ultimate god of Greek gods with the strength of Hercules, the lightning of Zeus, the rage of Ares, the speed of Achiles, and the wisdom of Mercury

Brick Wallace: And your god name is Luirambo,

Weegee God: no it's Weegee god. so what's the situation has Hades forced everyone to go Hell, has Ares started another war, have the 7 deadly sin monsters wreak havoc?

Yellow: Trollge

Weegee God: what is a Trollge? is it a demon sent by Hades

Yellow: I have no clue

Luigi: they basically want you to get rid of a Smg3 simp

Brick wallace: Probably.

Yellow: No one ever said that

Brick wallace: No, I said probably to the hades thing.

Weegee God: listen i don't know the situation and you don't wanna know what happens to people who waste my time

Poke: \*gets back from the fridge\* What the hell is happening here! I was gone for 10 mins and this happens!

Smg3: we supposedly have a god on our side now.

Yellow: So what exactly is a trollge?

Poke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au-qU7TUr74

Smg3: found it in the internet graveyard files

Yellow: I knew Trollface and Trollge were related!

Poke: Thats probably why the trollface ran away when I asked him to help us.

Yellow: Makes sense

Brick wallace: It all makes sense now…

Weegee God: that's what a trollge is YOU HAVE UNLEASHED ME FOR THIS NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE GODS!!!!!!

Yellow: LUIGI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Luigi: What Do You Mean THIS WASN'T MY FAULT YOU ASKED HIM TO GET RID OF THE TROLLGE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT!!!

Yellow: YOU SUMMONED HIM!

Smg3: eh, i'll take care of him. 'gets him into the internet grave yard' that should do it

Poke: Well that's over. c'mon, we only have four days left to prepare.

Yellow: Right

(then Weegee God shows up again)
Weegee God: FOOLS A PRISON OR WHAT YOU CALL THE DOLL COULDN'T HOLD ME DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD NOW PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!!!!

Luigi: WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?

(then Melony comes in)
Melony: hey guys i'm done with my test so whats the problem

Luigi: him

Weegee God: GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT DOLLFACE!!

Luigi: oh no he didn't

Yellow: MELONY! DO SOMETHING!

(then she goes full deity on his anus)
Weegee God: is that the best you got
(then Melony stabs him in the chest)
Melony: that's what happens to people who mess with my friends! is everybody okay?

Yellow; Yep

Luigi: well thank you for helping is there anyway we can repay you?

Melony: can you pull off time travel i am asking that for obvious reasons

Brick wallace: \*Just pulled out his shotgun\*
Damnit! I just loaded my gun!

Luigi: uh wallace what are you doing? Also is it okay if i call you that?

Yellow: Lol

Brick wallace: Yeah, you can call me Wallace.

Luigi: Okay anyway... what are you doing with the gun?

Brick wallace: And I was preparing for a mutilation.

Poke: We are kinda preparing for the end of the world right now.

Luigi: what are you talking about?

Brick wallace: True, true.

Luigi: what?

Brick wallace: The troll face meme.

Luigi: oh i see

(then Mario enters)
Mario: hey everyone i found out Smg3's deepest darkest secret

Brick wallace: Oooo! What is it?

Mario: he eats turds

* everyone looks at SMG3\*

SMG3: What?

Mario: that's not all i have a whole book full of secrets let's see he crapped his pants in high when he was trying to talk to his crush, he hit puberty at the age of 19, he drank urine when he thought it was lemonade, he secretly watches my little pony and plays with barbies, and his biggest secret is.... he likes old men

SMG4: Please tell me you're kidding Mario

Brick wallace: HAHAHA!!
That’s funny! I don’t believe it, but it’s funny!

Mario: nope the book even has his name on it

Luigi: wait when did you get here Smg4?

SMG4: A few minutes ago

Luigi: oh

Mario: really i'm not lying also the book says he also reads Dork Diaries

SMG4: \*looks at SMG3\* Please tell me he's lying

Bob: HelLo MarIo and LUIgi How yOu BeeN?

Brick wallace: Ok, I convinced some cabbage to join our cause.

Mario: nope it'a all true. the writing does look like his writing

Lillia: SHHHHHH!!!! SMG3 DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT
SMG3... \*blushes\* I'll tell you after the apocalypse......if that's okay

Diepotato810: Ih oh 100

Brick wallace: I got a single piranha plant to join us, they are not easy to convince!

Yellow: Where'd you even get that book Mario?

Brick wallace: Hmm, that’s a good question. Mario?

Lillia: What does it say Mario?

* glancing at SMG3 every 3 seconds\*

Yellow: Don't make me put Mario in front of you again

Lillia: Yellow \*whispers\* I can't help it, he's so dreamy 😍

SMG4: I'm pretty sure he's gay \*wheezes\*

Lillia: Yellow! Hey! He could be Bisexual, Pansexual, Omnisexual, or me, Polysexual!

SMG4: ...You need help \*more wheezing\*

Lillia: SMG4! C'mon!! It's not okay for me to like SMG3 but it's okay for Yellow to like N?!?!?!?!

SMG4: At least she's not obsessed with him

Yellow: What are you talking about?

Lillia: -////\_////-
I legit took my Small Mario plush and colored it to make it like SMG3, it's in progress right now

SMG4: I rest my case

Lillia: B-But...I love him 🥺
He doesn't know, I'm telling him after the apocalypse

SMG3: What’s going on?

Lillia: \*blushes hardly\* U-Uhm...n-nothing three...j-j-just...debating 😳

Mario: I think SMG3 is- \*gets tackled by SMG3\*

SMG3: One more word, you fat Italian, and I will tear your balls off and feed them to the Ugandan Knuckles!

SMG4: \*snickers\*

Lillia: \*giggles while blushing\*

Oh SMG3, you're such a funny guy!

Mario: SIMP!

Lillia: \*punches Mario\*

* under breath while gritting teeth\* Mario...I can't have him know yet!!

Whimpu: I may be a simp myself, but this is crazy

Lillia: WHIMPU! C'MON!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!

SMG3: What? Who?

Lillia: \*blushes hardly\* D-Do you really want to know?

Boopkins: \*starts singing\*

Yellow: THANK YOU BOOPKINS!

SMG3: Yes, I want to know who likes what!
And what is that awful noise?!

Lillia: BOOPKINS! I'M TRYING TO TALK!!!

Boopkins: It's been a looooooong day...

SMG3: Uh- you will have to give me a few minutes to, \*Blushes\* uh- Time to take a piss!

Lillia: \*sighs\* SMG3...
I'm in love with you......
I have been...for a while now...that thing I was gonna tell you after the apocalypse...I was going to confess

SMG3: Uh- you will have to give me a few minutes to, \*Blushes\* uh- Time to take a piss!

Lillia: \*sighs\* Of course, well Yellow I guess you were right \*sighs\*
I guess I'll just wait for him...see what he thinks...he probably HATES me now that I said that...

Yellow: Hey, where'd Bob go?

Bob: \*in a lake\* LaLaLaLaLa

Boopkins: BOB! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!

Bob: PiSsInG

Lillia: \*Just sits on the ground crossing arms laying head on arms looking sad\*

Mario: It's ok, don't cry

Lillia: t's fine Mario, there was a %100 chance he wasn't gonna like me anyways \*sheds a tear\*

Brick Wallace: Hey, he probably didn’t think anyone would ever love him. He has to take a moment to take it in.

Lillia: \*sighs and wipes tear away\* Maybe...Unless Yellow was right that he's gay...just- I'm really not in the mood right now, I'm going to be alone for a bit \*walks away\*

SMG3: Wait! Lillia! I need to talk to you!

Lillia: \*voicecrack\* What is it SMG3? \*lets out a sob\*

Mario: \*singing\* Everyone has Aids! Aids Aids Aids!

Yellow: What's the matter with you?

Mario: Many things!

Luigi: hey guys what did i miss

Smg4: apparently Lillia admitted her feelings for Smg3 and Smg3 has nothing to say
Luigi: well I can help with that

(Move on to Part 3 of part 1)