Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) (Song)

There are two different songs Rich Koz aka Svengoolie has done for Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988). The original one a parody of Jim Croce's "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown". It features Svengoolie and Doug Graves.

The video and lyrics here are taken from the January 1st, 2011 broadcast.

The second is based on "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julius Fučík. It first aired on February 11, 2023 and features Svengoolie and Doug Graves.

## Lyrics

### **Original**

*Big mouth rides where no car goes*

*Into the baddest part of town*

*And if yer nose ain't red*

*Ya just might lose your head*

*That's the plan of the Killer Klowns*

*Now, no one 'speckted trouble*

*(although they stand about eight foot six)*

*Not even Chow Hound Lady*

*Thought the treetop parking*

*Or the Klowns with Three Stooges shticks*

*Cuz they're bad, bad Killer Klowns*

*Hardest thing to try to run down*

*Shadows that just go wrong*

*And don't forget to net a dumbbell's dog*

*Now, Klown Boy's got a hammer*

*And he likes chicks with new clothes*

*And he likes to twist*

*A filthy biker's wrist*

*When he tries to tweek his nose*

*He got the cop that's somewhat mental*

*He got the Michael J. Fox clone, too*

*He got a space-age gun*

*The cotton candy is spun*

*He's got a size 27 shoe*

*He's a bad (bad) bad (bad) Killer Klown*

*Pops up corn that won't stay down*

*Gettin' higher than Tommy Chong*

*And twisting up a tracking dog*

*The effects are... kinda weak, I know.*

*Klown Boy is shootin' corn*

*And in Big Top Burgers*

*Sat a girl full of boredom*

*Good thing she didn't order fries*

*Well, he was passed off as a spokes-Klown*

*That was trouble, you can see*

*The Killer Klown was sued*

*For copyright infringement*

*By Ronald and Mickey D's*

*It's too bad (bad) bad, (bad) Killer Klown*

*Flattest landing since your ship set down*

*Fatter than a cop who's wrong*

*And meaner than an ice cream hog*

*Yeah, deadly with a big red nose*

*And faster than Domino's*

### **MeTV version**

Here comes a big mouth bad at driving
And in the baddest part of town they'll be arriving
And, if your nose is not so red,
Don't put up your dukes, cause you might lose your head

*You won't need ladies who are snarking
Because, for you, the Klowns reserve some treetop parking
One of them stands 'bout eight foot six
But big or small, they know all of the old Three Stooges shticks*

There's no way to stop a Killer Klown
Not even getting them to feel run down
Those big-footed baddos
Work in the shadows
Get with a net to seal the fate of Fido (*Pooh, actually*)

They won't leave a nasty cop alone
Or even Michael J. Fox's clone
They got a gun
From which is spun
That deadly cotton candy shroud

Don't get a snack from a Killer Klown
His corn pops up, but it won't stay down
Twist up a dog
To track you along
And end up higher than Tommy Chong

One more thing I need to warn
Like me, they're serving up a lot of *corn*
And give a bad girl a surprise
Glad she didn't order fries

Please be aware that legal trouble could come down
If he is that restaurant's new spokesKlown
A copyright infringement suit he sees
From a clown at Mickey D.'s®

Try to do some acts to keep the circus theme alive
Like a death-defying dumpster dive
Serving danger up with a big red nose
Is much faster than Domino's®

## Thanks

Lyrics transcribed by BronyNumber4096 on Youtube.