Fizzbang

**Fizzbang** is a goblin alchemist from the Tropics of Josa in the Scientarian Empire.

Fizzbang was born in the wilds outside of Reyken, to the Desnuttes Goblin tribe, a tribe of tinkering goblins that lived on the coasts east of Reyken. Some of the goblins would make contact with Reyken to trade for goods, usually selling their Bufo alcohol to travelers in trade for metals and other random items used in making constructs. This tribe was much different from the average tribe as they were relatively intelligent, especially compared to your normal run of the mill goblin tribe. At a young age, Fizzbang would be taken on trips to Reyken and had learned to like their way of life. He ended up leaving the tribe and moved to Reyken where he would assist with dealing with the humanoids living there and would be a mediator between the tribe and the town. Eventually Fizzbang learned about the drugs, alcohol and gambling aspects of the town. He wanted to learn how to make drugs due to how much money can be made selling them, much more than the common Bufo that the tribe would hawk in town. He started trying to recreate them, but was unable. He eventually learned about BL°, the biggest manufacturer of drugs in Belleza, and left Reyken.

Fizzbang had a talent in Alchemy, he was able to use it to fuel constructs and create alchemical items. BL° saw him a good fit due to the nature of his talent and he became a researcher. He eventually learned the secrets of drug craft and left with said secrets, back to his tribe where they can start manufacturing the drugs. BL° sent people out after him, knowing what he has done. They were met with a mechanical defense force, created by the Desnuttes tribe and eliminated. The next group of people BL° sent were ready for them and managed to wipe out the entire tribe, save for Fizzbang, who had escaped on a mechanical wolf, Howlitzer. BL° assumed they had succeeded in their mission due to the widespread death and mutilated corpses.

Fizzbang moved back to Reyken, started a little business of drug making but kept it secret under the guise of an alchemy shop that also sold candy, called Fizzy Fizzy Bang Bang. At this point he learned how to use a gun to defend himself better, and as an intimidation tool. Eventually he took the show on the road and started traveling around the empire, even north up to Shiron, where he came across the Shiron Alchemical College. He was interested in learning more about alchemy to be able to create more powerful drugs and constructs, so he enrolled. Being the only goblin was rough and he would usually get picked on by the other races, especially the Gnomes. After a few months of time at the school, he ended up getting attacked by a group of Gnome drug dealers, after they found out he was selling vigilance. They weren't ready for Howlitzer who was always nearby, as well as a second construct he kept near him, Deathbot, the Junk Golem. The two made quick work of the drug dealers, but not before some Scientarian police officers showed up, which Deathbot also managed to wipe the floor with. With that, Fizzbang knew he had to get out of there. There was blood and body parts strewn around everywhere. From there, He moved on to Marenwald and lived a relatively peaceful few months selling alchemical items and candy made with maple syrup and baking soda called “Fizz Bangs” as well as “Bang Pops'' which were basically crystallized sugar with some flavoring … with the occasional drug sale. He spent a lot of time with the temple of Baku and even learned to manufacture “Baku's Sting”, a nerve agent used by the priestesses to calm users down. Eventually Marenwald was attacked by demons. Fizzbang tried to escape the town, as this wasn't his problem, but ended up being trapped in town so he did his best to defend FFBB. He kept FFBB and Howlitzer hidden while he moved around the destroyed areas of the town, looting whatever he could get his hands on, but kept Deathbot with him for defence. He was eventually met by a large scorpion-like demon that managed to destroy Deathbot, but Fizzbang managed to hide and get away, but not before taking a fireball to the face from a Fiend Spawn who seemed to be screwing around having fun. This fueled his hatred for outsiders as he usually had issues with them in drug deals anyway. Eventually, Marenwald was saved, but the destroyed town was not useful for him so he moved down to Kurosekai, a large city with an underground scene, where he would come to make some deals with devils… During his time in Kurosekai, and the money made selling drugs, alcohol and magic items, He created Arachnobot and Deathbot Mk. II, made from the bones of some of the demons he killed back in Marenwald. He also suped up FFBB and turned that into a construct capable of defending itself as well as a Homunculus he named Zugg Zugg, that would run the shop in his stead, due to his burn scar scaring away the children.

Random Facts/Stuff he did:

* Tried to kidnap Blessing the Unicorn from Marenwald using Unicorn Pheromones.
* Technically helped save a merchant district of marenwald (was protecting his shop)
* Worked with Marenwald’s Baku church to create “sting” and “Baku's kindness"
	+ obtained the formula and undercut their normal supplier.
* Stole secret Formulae from BL°
	+ Killed numerous BL° agents trying to kill him
	+ Blew up a BL° research lab
* “Accidentally” Laced some Bang Pops and sold them in a small gnomish town causing the children to fly into destructive fits of rage. Blamed it on some weird curse and sold some drugs to “Cure” the children.
* Randomly blacklists Zugg Zugg so that FFBB’s defence system kicks in and attacks him to “Test” the system
* Killed a bunch of Gnomish Gangsters (they attacked him first)
	+ And a few guards too
* Glued scientarian soldiers to each other
* Ale drinking champion of Amaline, A competition held at “The Dry Dock”.
* Owned a brewery in Reyken called “Horn Pub” which mostly sold Bufo (A goblin beer made with Cheap Ale and Poisonous Frog Eggs/Poisonous Frogs)
	+ “Mysteriously” blew up.
	+ Used Insurance money to fund FFBB
	+ Still keeps a few poisonous frogs inside FFBB, Breeding them to steal their eggs to make more Bufo