Sosig/Quotes

* "What was up with that black rectangle?" (A reference to *2001: A Space Odyssey*)
* "Aw crap, I really need to get my taxes done."
* "He said I'd relish the day. Who eats relish for an entire day?"
* "[Raspberry] Uh... No one heard that, right?"
* "Can we please stop putting every sandwich on a brioche roll? It's gotten ridiculous, ok?"
* "Man, this part of the level's kinda... bland."
* "I always get the wurst shift." (A play on words, a "Bratwurst" or "Wurst" is a type of sausage)
* "So glad I finally got that pen-fifteen membership card in the mail. Took long enough."
* "You ever wonder if there's just too many types of mustard?"
* "I just realized... I don't have feet either." (Reference to the Wienerbot quote exclaiming their lack of hands)
* "Doo-do-doot-doot-doot.~" (Multiple variations, may be a reference to Anton singing to himself as he gets something ready in his devlogs)
* "Can't wait for the weekend cookout."
* "Does this feel off to anyone else?"
* "Why do we always come in packs of ten when... uh..." (Hot dogs are commonly sold in packs of ten)
* "What can't you do with mayonnaise?"
* "Gettin' the meat sweats."
* "What can I say, I'm just a meat and potatoes kinda... meat."
* "Why's it called horseradish? Doesn't taste like horse at all."
* "That mystery meat really gave me the creeps."
* "Might be a good time to interrogate why we enjoy shooting things so much."
* "If Jim calls me a 'meat whistle' one more time..."
* "This is all simultaneously far too phallic and not phallic enough."
* "Meat market's been real rough lately."
* "Well, dough me up and call me a pig in a blanket!"
* "Wonder what's over there."
* "Might need to get a haircut. No, no wait... I don't."
* "Why do I always get the boring posts?"
* "Holy smokes, have I got the munchies."
* "I hope I get to play one of the bad wieners next time."
* "I should get a boat."
* "You know what they say: 'It's not the meat, it's the motion.'"
* "I really have no idea what I'm doing."
* "After all these years, I still don't have a clue where the beef is." (Reference to the 1984 Wendy's "Where's the Beef" commercial)
* "Should've paid more attention in meat school."
* "[Raspberry]"
* "Sometimes I get the distinct feeling that this is all just... repeating itself."
* "Gettin' a little tired of guard duty."
* "Still can't believe that whole uncured meat thing was just a labeling scam. Same amount of nitrates!"
* "[Sigh]"
* "I wonder what next week's special will be."
* "All the places I could've ended up, and I'm here, probably about to get shot."
* "When I grow up, I wanna be a tumor." (Reference to the nitrate preservatives in hot dogs having a potential to cause heart disease and cancer)
* "This whole thing's quite the uh... symbiotic mess, huh?"
* "I'm really glad they let some of us wear hats."
* "I dunno, maybe I'm just growing... soft."
* "I'm positive this is where I left my keys."
* "I am prone to uh... rigid thinking."
* "That texture repeat is really obvious. Lazy dev..."
* "Could be worse. I could be meat in a can."
* "Okay, who took my flashlight?"
* "'Go to sensitivity training,' they said. 'You'll be less of a dick,' they said."
* "I shoulda worn my 'Getting Mustard Everywhere' shirt today."
* "It's real tiring standing at attention all the time."
* "Oh, ketchup. I just can't quit you."
* "Why does everyone seem to hate bullpups? I think they're neat."
* "Why hot dogs?" (Possibly a reference to a common question toward the usage of hot dog enemies in the game)
* "Hey, I can stop cold turkey anytime I want, anywhere I want! They can't run that fast."
* "'Go to the next wander point,' the state machine said."
* "Let's see, what does this say? 'If standing in one place for more than four hours, please consult a medical professional.' Wait a minute..." (A reference to erections lasting longer than is considered healthy)
* "You know, life is like a charcuterie board. You get chopped to bits and there's always one cheese left that no one wants."
* "I should really get the laundry done tomorrow."
* "Cucumbers are many things, but 'cool' isn't really one of them."
* "Really gotta catch up, I've been falling behind all week."
* "That's me, bringin' home the bacon."
* "Anyone hear that?"
* "Gets a little lonely out here."
* "Gettin' my thwaps in."
* "I wonder what kind of meat I'll be next time."
* "Could be worse. I could be a corndog."
* "Please don't tell my parents what I do to pay the bills."
* "Well, flap my jack! I didn't expect this."
* "Man, I have felt stiff all day."
* "'Why the long face?' he said. What a jerk."
* "Need to get a better bun, my back's been killing me."
* "Ah, the relaxing sound of periodic, distant gunfire is in the air."
* "It's a weird way to make a living, but it's an honest one."
* "I don't know if I have a firm opinion about all this."
* "Weird thinking about all the terrible coding mistakes that brought me here."
* "I really wonder what vegans think of this whole situation."
* "Has it occurred to anyone how bad this would all smell if they could smell it?"
* "You really woulda thought they woulda run out of dick jokes after five years, but nope. No end in sight."
* "You ever feel like you're being watched by like, greasy folk with weird machines on their face?" (Reference to the HMD used to play VR and their tendency to allow for sweat to build up inside)
* "Might need to get my eyes checked, I can't see anything these days!"

### Investigating

* "What's that?" (2 variations)
* "Wuh?"
* "Huh?" (Multiple variations)
* "What?"
* "Investigating..."
* "Let's check this out."
* "Oh goodness..."
* "Wonder what that is..."
* "Goin' on over here?"
* "What on Earth?"
* "Over there."
* "What's over there?"
* "See what gives..."

### Combat

* "Gonna getcha!"
* "Gonna pound that meat!"
* "More beef here, buddy!"
* "We've gotta beat the meat!"
* "You're a buzzard meat!"
* "You're dogmeat bub!"
* "Got a beef with you!"
* "Prepare to meat your maker, heh!"
* "You rotten dog!"
* "Run 'em down!"
* "Your goose is cooked!"
* "Flankin' left!"
* "Quick! Let's all aim like idiots!"
* "Me first!"
* "On your six!"
* "Go for the eyes!"
* "Yay! More shootin'!"
* "Oh goody!"
* "Finally!"
* "I love a firefight."
* "Chew on this!"
* "Chow down!"
* "Flankin' right."
* "All you can eat!"
* "You want fries with me?!"
* "Double double!"
* "Footlong fierce!"
* "Special order!"
* "Jumbo size!"
* "Meat and potatoes."
* "Well done!"
* "Frank and beans!"
* "Double down!"
* "I'm goin' for 'em."
* "Comin' right up!"
* "Turducken!"
* "Combo time!"
* "Early bird special!"
* "Order up!"
* "Hit the gas!"
* "Dinin' in!"
* "Self serve, baby!"
* "Double meat!"
* "Playtime!"
* "You're dead meat!"
* "Here I come!"
* "Blue plate special!"
* "But I'm a pacifist!"
* "USDA approved!"
* "Rush B!"
* "You're dead meat, kid!"
* "Haha! Fresh meat!"
* "You're gonna need a wagon when I'm done with ya!"

### Reloading

* "Reloadin'." (3 variations)
* "Aah, I'm out, reloadin'." (2 variations)
* "Aah, I'm out."
* "I'm out, reloadin'."
* "Cover me, reloading." (2 variations)
* "Gimme a sec, reloading."
* "Somebody cover me, I'm reloading."
* "Swapping mags."
* "Aah, I need to reload." (2 variations)

### Pain

(Not including basic grunts)

* "Dang it!"
* "Zowie!"
* "Aw, fooey!"
* "Oh, shoot!"
* "Nagh, shoot!"
* "Oh, darn it!" (3 variations)
* "Jinkies!"
* "Oh, dear!" (4 variations)
* "Oh, that smarts!"
* "Oh, why me?!"
* "Aw, goodness!" (2 variations)
* "Neurgh, come on!"
* "Darn it!"
* "Tarnation!" (2 variations)

### Back Break

* "Gettin' back to basics."
* "Like mustard off a duck's back."
* "That's pretty backhanded."
* "Gough, come back now, ya hear?!"
* "Fall back!"
* "My sciatica!" (Sciatica is pain extending from the lower back to the legs)
* "I can't feel my- Wait, I don't have legs."
* "I just can't quit you."
* "Step on a crack, break- ough."
* "Guess it's crunch time."
* "Back atchya. Oww."
* "Back in my day!"
* "Augh, back to the cutting board."

### Neck Break

* "That's in the neck of the woods!"
* "You're a real pain in the neck, kid."
* "I stuck my neck out for you!"
* "There goes my father's day present!"
* "I'm up to my neck with this."
* "Put my neck on the line!"
* "Ough! I think that finally fixed things!"

### Generic Joint Break

* "Aw, snap!"
* "That was a hard habit to break."
* "You're breakin' my heart!"
* "'Break a leg,' they said."
* "Think I'm breakin' a record!"
* "At least I broke even!"
* "Break it down for me!"
* "Is this 'cause I broke the 4th wall?"
* "Naugh, breaking news."
* "Is this how you break up with people?"
* "Jimmy cracked me and I don't care!"
* "Augh, this is back breaking!"
* "Really breakin' the mold there, eh?"
* "Can you cut me a break, pal?"
* "Sticks and stones!"
* "Guess that was the breaks!"
* "Gaugh, my luggy break!"
* "Augh, break time."
* "Snap into a- me?!"
* "Augh, I need to snap out of it."
* "That was a snap!"
* "You sure snapped to it, eh?"
* "Gimme a break, gimme a break."
* "Looks like all hell broke loose!"
* "This my big break!"

### Decapitated

* "Haha! I outnumber you!"
* "Yikes!"
* "At least I got a good severance package!"
* "Oh, gross!"
* "Are you serious?"
* "Really dude?"
* "Rip my heart out, why don't ya?"
* "Rip!"

### Death

* "Tis' only a flesh wound!"
* "Was that really necessary?"
* "Darn it!" (2 variations)
* "Eeyouch!"
* "No hard feelings."
* "Got any aspirin?"
* "Really need to pick a new career."
* "[Coughing]"
* "Hoo, that's a doozy."
* "Guess I'm dead meat."
* "Crunchy, eh?"
* "Dead meat floppin'."
* "Time out for me, I guess."
* "Alas, poor meat."
* "Nap time!"
* "Clockin' out."
* "Blagh."
* "Stick a fork in me, I'm done."
* "I'm a wiener!"
* "I see a bright light! Nope, that's my cell phone."
* "Well this is expected."
* "See y'all tomorrow!"
* "Time to file my worker's comp."
* "Time to take a load off."
* "Don't mind me!"
* "Again?" (3 variations)
* "Aim higher next time."
* "Wow, nice one."
* "Way to go, champ."
* "Did not see that one comin'."
* "I'll just be over here. Ow."
* "Got me fair and square."
* "I'll getcha next time."
* "I'm gonna take my 15 minutes now."
* "Goodbye, cruel meat."
* "Anyone else smell burnt toast?" (Reference to a reported effect of smelling burnt toast during a stroke)
* "It's all gotten so dark now, in 2022."
* "So do I have to haunt you now?"
* "All's well that ends well."
* "Well that was somethin'."
* "Finally, a day off."
* "Welp, I'm outta gas."
* "Guess I'm out."
* "Call in my union rep!"
* "For serious?"
* "Oh, come on."
* "Man, that was a good one."

## Videos

H3VR - Sosig Voicelines - WanderingH3VR - Sosig Voicelines - SkirmishH3VR - Sosig Voicelines - InvestigatingH3VR - Sosig Voicelines - DeathH3VR - Sosig Voicelines - PainH3VR - Sosig Voicelines - Neck & Back BreakH3VR - Sosig Voicelines - Joint BreakH3VR - Sosig Voicelines - Joint Sever & SliceH3VR - Sosig Voicelines - ReloadingH3VR - All Meat Fortress Voice Lines