Paddo Bed Trial

(Magic Mushroom Bed)

**The Paddobed Trial** that happened during Bumpkincraft Legacy was the legal trial related to the theft, kidnapping and murder of the Paddobed (*English: "Magic Mushroom Bed"*), which had up until that fateful day lived a peaceful life on top of the Paddobed Paddo (*English: "Paddobed Magic Mushroom" or "Magic mushroom bed Magic Mushroom" in full*). The trial consisted of several investigations and some lawsuits.

## Litigants

1. ) **Prosecutor:** Paddobed Paddo (*Victim: suffered harm due to defendant*)
2. ) **Victim:** Paddobed (*Victim of kidnapping and murder*)
3. ) **Accused:** Pingi2015 (*Suspect 1, defendant*) [Reason: HasCanVeumen thought so]
4. ) **Accused:** HasCanVeumen (*Suspect 2, defendant*) [Reason: Instantly accused Pingi]
5. ) **Accused:** RebelSky071 (*Suspect 3, defendant*) [Reason: Literally a thief/bandit]
6. ) **Accused:** xPromachos (*Suspect 4, defendant, convicted*)
7. ) **Plaintiff:** FireHeart27
8. ) **Court Reporter:** Qalculate (*Published the verdict,* *Former plaintiff, Clerk[citation needed]*)

1: Paddobed Paddo (Paddobed Magic Mushroom)2: Paddobed3: Pingi20154: HasCanVeumen4: RebelSky0716: xPromachos7: FireHeart278: Qalculate
## Crime

In the middle of 2020, on 1 July, the Paddobed was reported missing by Qalculate, causing a public outcry. Someone had stolen the Paddobed. Qalculate immediately declared a server wide hunt for the wrongdoer. Multiple suspects arose over time and many accusations were thrown around. In July 2020 a trial was proposed as early as 9 July by FireHeart27, who appointed Qalculate as Judge and demanded an investigation and lawsuit against the three suspects at the time: Pingi2015, HasCanVeumen and RebelSky071. The trial did not take place. Eventually on 15 August 2020, over a month after the crime had taken place, Qalculate -fed up by the pestering of the Phantoms- decided to take initiative.

> *❝ It's been a month and the Paddobed is still gone and (my) irritation towards the Phantoms increases by the day. It's time we do something about this.❞*
> -Qalculate
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The date had been decided. 20 August 2020 the trial would take place and justice would finally be brought about.

Justice wasn't brought about that day. The date had to be moved. Finally on 23 August 2020, the trial took place.

## Trial

It was a free trial with no actual defendant or attorney. Whoever wanted could throw around a statement or accusation, against anyone, at any time. It was like an investigation-interrogation-lawsuit amalgamation.

* **The victim and prosecutor:** The Paddobed mushroom
* **Crime:** Kidnapping of the Paddobed
* **Location:** The open air courtroom at spawn
* **Penalty for those found guilty:** Execution by immolation. (Death by burning at the stake)

The investigation ended around eight o'clock. Like any good trial, the entirety has been perfectly documented. According to the documentation by Qalculate, it went something like this:

> *❝* `[ca. 19:58:56] (Nearly everyone): "It's xPromachos, right?"
> [ca. 19:59:02] (Everyone): "Yes"*❞*`
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## Verdict

On 23 August 2020 xPromachos was found guilty of stealing and murdering the Paddobed.

A perfectly accurate recreation of the crime was constructed using the gathered evidence:

> `[MURDER OF THE PADDOBED: A PERFECT RECONSTRUCTION]`
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> `[JUNE 29, 2020, SPAWN]`
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> `It was almost evening, it was raining heavily and xPromachos was walking down the empty emotionless street. He was very conflicted in his mind, because for months, no, for years he had had strong feelings for the Paddobed Paddo\*[1]. But what he had only recently learned was that the Paddobed Paddo already had a relationship with… the Paddobed itself. He had many feelings about the bed because of this. Anger, Jealousy, Sadness, Fear and probably all those other emotions too. He wanted revenge and have his beloved Paddobed Paddo for himself.`
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> `xPromachos waited until 6:30 p.m., also known as magic mushroom bedtime. xPromachos was of course very smart and knew that if he killed the bed with his sword, the bed could make noise and alert the magic mushroom. That's why he chose to kill the Paddobed with his awesome one-hit-kill bow: his "[Boog der achterlijke gladiolen]\*[2]" which he showed so beautifully during the trial by killing the innocent FireHeart27 very elegantly. From a distance, he shot his mortal enemy and rival, the Paddobed, in one shot.\*[3]`
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> `Now he had to remove the obvious evidence, the body itself, as quickly as possible. He trusted his skills so much that he sneaked onto the Paddobed Paddo\*[4] to get the lifeless Paddobed off it. He may have been good at sneaking, but he'd made a big mistake; The Paddobed Paddo shouldn't have noticed anything because of Justin's sneaking skills, but he did in fact notice that he was being walked on, by a heavy weight, as it had testified in the court case. However, the mushroom itself was used to this, as people naturally try to sleep on the bed at night. As a result, Justin was able to get away easily without any problems.`
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> `[FIN]`
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## Evidence

The list of evidence used to make the verdict:

> `EVIDENCE USED:`
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> `[1]: Mushrooms reproduce asexually, so mushrooms are lgtbq+ and as :jusgay: shows, so are xPromachos.`
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> `Motive: "Love"`
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> `[2]: xPromachos killed FireHeart27 in one shot while investigating with his bow, possibly to keep FireHeart27 quiet about the evidence she had. He accidentally showed that he was a talented killer.`
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> `Murder weapon: "Boog der achterlijke gladiolen"` (*English: Bow of the retarded gladiolus*)
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> `[3]: The Paddobed Paddo said during the trial that he felt something walking on him on the night of the murder, but said he hadn't experienced anything about the murder itself.`
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> `Tactics: "Not direct combat"`
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> `[4]: xPromachos sneaked out very suddenly and quietly as soon as ~~*he had to go to work*~~ the lawsuit began. Maybe we were just talking loud, no, very suspicious.`
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>  `Skill: Sneaking???`
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> `[5]: The Paddobed Paddo also said during the trial that the person was heavy enough to wake him up. xPromachos is of course one of the heaviest people on the server with a big brain of 0.29e2 kg.`
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> ``weight: chonky`
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## Aftermath

Shortly after the trial's conclusion Qalculate made the following statement on the accuracy of the verdict:

> *❝ The trial maaayy have slowly de-evolved into a fanfic creation, but it is 100% true and real.`❞`*
> -Qalculate
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xPromachos was executed or imprisoned a few days later.[*citation needed*]

A memorial was built in xPromachos' base after FireHeart27 recovered the corpse of paddobed.

## Quotes

* "*As long as you just wait long enough, someone will eventually talk out of turn and misspeak.*" -xPromachos

## Trivia

* HasCanVeumen is the cousin of the paddobed paddo.