LAMPROPHIS

The leader of MSSR

### Relatives

Lamprophis the 1st (grandfather), Dimitrophis (dad), Marianna (mom), Josephophis (ex-brother, exiled), Selene (older sister), Parophis (brother), Harophis (brother), Paschalia (wife), Volodymyrophis (cousin), Haris (best human friend), Harisophis(son), Aphrodite (daughter), Parisophis (son), Matthew (older son)

### Affiliation

Eva (black mamba, girlfriend), Solena (alien serpent girlfriend),

### Occupation

leader of the MSSR (Macedonian Serpentine Socialist Republics)Leader of PMSSR (Post Macedonian Serpentine Socialist Republics) (2018-2022) Leader of Macedonian Serpentine Creeperian Socialist Republic (2009 - 2018)

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Iliuxorion, Epirus Serpentine Socialist Republic

## Appearances

### Debut

STALIN’S EPIC IDEA TO BECOME THE NEW LEADER https://youtu.be/rQdfWscuQFw

## LAMPROPHIS

He is the first leader of the MSSR and he is the reason of the hellenization of the communist countries and he brought the equality of the humans with anthro snakes in the communist countries. He was living in an extreme difficult life when he was young (he started fighting for the freedom of aliens of the Minecraft planet -especially for the creepers because they are alien snakes- because the anti-communist leader of "NEW USA" LM 1607 dissolved communism and democracy in the planet in 2009 when Lamprophis was 6 YEARS OLD!)

## EARLY YEARS

He and his family is of Macedonian origin. Before 2003, (the end of Macedonian communism) they were living in the serpentine capital city of Macedonian Democratic Kingdoms, Cobropolis Grammos. After the exile of the communist government from Macedonia, they migrated to the newly-established state of Epirus Socialist Republic and they started governing it. Dimitrophis was the leader of the Epirus SSR and he created an counter-attacking union to Reichskommisariat of Macedonia named "Post Macedonian Serpentine Socialist Republics". All the previous republics of the Macedonian Democratic Kingdoms joined the union. Lamprophis was born in a nest near the village of Iliuxorion near Northern Epirus. When he became 5 years old he was the saddest and the angriest kid. He didn't want to play with his brothers and his one sister. Also he was getting bullied by Josephophis. Josephophis was a Stalinist who was attacking many snakes and humans. His parents were saying that Lamprophis was born to be a revolutionist.

## HIS FIRST ATTACK ON CAPITALISTS/FASCISTS

When he was 6 years old, he was having a friend who was an immigrant alien from the Minecraft planet. She was a creeper. She was saying that Minecraft's communism fell and she was saying that she wanted to be in love with Lamprophis. Lamprophis was sad and ashamed. When he went to to home, he said to Selene that he will migrate to Minecraft for a long time. Selene didn't believe him and said to their dad to stop Lamprophis. Dimitrophis said the reason of why Lamprophis wanted to leave the Earth. Lamprophis said to Dimitrophis that wants to save Minecraft from LM 1607 and he said that he will go to a Minecraft School in free Minecraft Russia. Dimitrophis said to him: "good luck". The female creeper's name was: Creeperova. Creepers are a type of alien snakes. Lamprophis learnt more about communism in the Minecraft Russian schools. He was an ally of the creepers such as: Creepin Ulianov. He signed a peace treaty with the USSR (he created the Macedonian Serpentine Creeperian Socialist Republic) and with Putin to make the USSR to be an ally of the Macedonian Serpentine Revolution in the future. Putin accepted and said crying the truth to Lamprophis:

Putin: I am sorry Lamprophis. I was the reason of the end of Macedonian Serpentine Communism. I put an American idiot to govern your lands because your union didn't help me to defeat the USA. I was an idiot. We defeated the Americans in 1991. I didn't want actually your help.

Lamprophis: I forgive you, Putin. This is a test of the survival of Serpentine communism. Mine Union has almost recovered. Only Macedonian lands are missing.

   Creeperova, Lamprophis and many creepers were attacking LM and his allies continually until the end of LM's dictatorship in 2018.

## His visits to Epirus when he was a resident of the planet of Minecraft

He was visiting the Earth every summer to see his family. Josephophis was having at this time, many girlfriends. Paschalia was his main girlfriend. Paschalia is a Ukrainian and Indonesian snake who migrated from Ukrainian SSR in 2003 (she was a newborn snake) to Epirus SSR. But when Paschalia saw Lamprophis for the first time, she fainted because of her love to Lamprophis. Josephophis saw them kissing each other in a secret place and they were hidden to not see Josephophis. Josephophis was extremely angry and he fought with Lamprophis. Paschalia stopped the fight and she said with a slavic accent:

Paschalia: I don't love you anymore! Lamprophis is more beautiful and cute than you. You are an idiot!

Finally, Josephophis accepted his defeat and let her to be with Lamprophis. Some days after that, Paschalia said to Lamprophis that she is a Ukrainian snake and she wanted Lamprophis to create a flag of the Ukrainian serpent minority in the Post Macedonian Serpentine Socialist Republics. Lamprophis accepted that and he said with sadness:

Lamprophis: I am a resident of the Minecraft planet. I am not the leader of the PMSSR. Say this to my father. I will return to help the alien snakes of Minecraft to be liberated from fascism.

Paschalia was sad. She wanted to come with him.

## After the end of the Minecraft revolution

15 years old, Lamprophis returned to Earth. Dimitrophis let him become the next leader of the PMSSR. He started attacking the Reichskommisariat of Macedonia liberating lands of the Western Macedonia. Putin stopped being an ally of the Reichskommisariat and he took place in the Serpentine Revolution. After a week, Nestorion and Cobropolis Grammos have been liberated from fascism.

**ALLIES OF PMSSR**

1. Spartan People's Republic
2. USSR
3. Yugoslavia
4. CISA
5. Bulgarian People's Republic
6. Romanian People's Republic
7. Czechoslovakia
8. Hungarian People's Republic
9. Italian People's Republic
10. Cuban People's Republic

Lamprophis when he saw the abandoned city of Cobropolis Grammos, he started crying. After that, the residents of the city returned to the serpentine city after 15 years, and they thanked him.

The revolution of the snakes was successful. Every day they were liberating 10 cities/villages. The "Ukrainians" \* The residents of the Reichskommisariat of Macedonia" counter-attacked and they put a secret agent (dressed like Haris) to kill Lamprophis the 1st. When Lamprophis the 1st died, Lamprophis didn't blame Haris. They found the killer and they send him in a "gulag" until 2024 (when Ukrainian nazis and Ukrainophiles migrated to Quebec).

The revolution started immediately after Lamprophis's return to Earth in 2018 and finished in 2022 (due to Ukrainian Fascist and Anti-communist revolution). The MSSR reformed.

## THE ORIGINS OF THE UKRAINIAN ANTI-DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTION (FROM LAMPROPHIS OPINIONS)

Lamprophis was speaking in the MSSR's TV about the Ukrainian crimes in the USSR in 2022.

Lamprophis: The most members of the Ukrainian fascist army were members of the government and the army of the Reichskommisariat of Macedonia. I know Zelensky very well. He was saying behind me: "We are retreating from the war. Don't kill us." I should have bitten him to death. I am 100% sure that the Ukrainians are revolutionizing now because they are actually knowing that the Soviets did the good thing. (stopped being their allies) Now if Putin wants help from us, I am ready to attack the capitalists.

Putin watched Lamprophis in TV, and he was happy. He asked Lamprophis's help many times. Lamprophis set a temporary leader of the MSSR and he went to Ukraine.

In this time, he met with Volodymyrophis for the first time. Volodymyrophis: I am the brother of your girlfriend. I am 100% sure that you know me. I have an Macedonian ID card showing that I am also a Macedonian.

Lamprophis: You are actually Macedonian. Indonesia is a part of Macedonia since 1966. Are you fighting against Zelensky?

Volodymyrophis: Yes. What an idiot question, Lamprophis. Zelensky was a general of the army of Reichskommisariat of Macedonia. You might have killed him.

The revolution of Ukrainians failed in early 2024. The leaders of the Revolution and their allies, migrated to Canada.

## In December of 2024, Lamprophis surpasses the life expectancy of the non - humanized king cobras

Lamprophis has become 21 years old and he celebrated it. The whole city of Cobropolis Grammos were celebrating too. But he learnt that the life expectancy of the non-humanized king cobras is 20 years only.

Lamprophis said to the audience about the humanized snakes and the cannibalism: " Today I will speak to you about us and the ban of cannibalism in the country. We are anthro snakes. We are having the same life expectancy as the humans. Why? Because our immune system is stronger than the immune system of the non - humanized snakes and we are having the ability to kill all of our diseases by visiting the doctors and by drinking antibiotics. Our ancestors, the non humanized king cobras are living only for 20 years. I don't see any non humanized king cobras in the Balkan Peninsula because they are living only in Southern and Southeast Asia. Also, they are cannibals. Because of their instinct. I am banning today the cannibalism in the Union for the anthro snakes. We used to eat our own kind when there was a lot of hunger in 1910's. We are animals with minds. The 3% of our instinct must not defeat us.

## THE HELLENIZATION OF THE COMMUNIST COUNTRIES

When Lenin became the leader of the USSR, he read about the Ancient Greece and the MSSR. He got surprised by the snakes. After that, Lenin tried to unite the anthro snakes with humans, he tried also to make the Ancient Greek language to be the official language of the union and he tried to make the Soviets to believe in Zeus. Lenin at this time started being Helena Lenina's (she is a Russian king cobra) boyfriend. He didn't make what he wanted successfully, and he asked Lamprophis's help.

Lamprophis helped him and all of the communist countries hellenized and the anthro snakes united with humans in the communist countries.

## Josephophis's exile

In 2025, Josephophis and Lamprophis were attacking each other. Josephophis wanted to become the dictator of the MSSR and he wanted to kill Lamprophis. He didn't make this and he killed only Haris. Lamprophis was extremely angry and he wanted to kill him. Selene (Haris's wife), hit him many times. Lamprophis decided to exile him to the island of the paranoids. 2 days after that, Haris resurrected.