A Night To Remember - Transcript

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Chapter 38 - A Night To Remember

Tim falls through a dark void, alone... he turns around to see a massive Eye of Agoro open, it shrieks, and Tim awakes with a shout.

Tim

“Nightmares? Again... ugh... Alex!”

Alex has a sleep mask on

Alex

“Uh, no... asleep... precious... precious sleep...”

Tim

“C’mon, I had another cryptic nightmare!”

Alex

“No... sleeping”

Tim

“They’ve been getting worse, more overtly eye related... hmm... what does this have to do with? Uh...”

Tim turns to a calendar, and sees the day. December 30th.

Tim

“TOMORROW IS NEW YEARS EVE?!”

Alex (yawning)

“Technically today is news years eve, it’s like five in the morning dude”

Tim

“I uh... WOW! I have to talk with Tucker!”

Alex

“Okay, have fun,”

Alex goes back to sleep, as Tim runs out.

Cut to the Hedge Realm, Tim enters to immediately be greeted by a horrifying screech noise. It’s coming from the mountain.

Tim starts running towards the mountain, to find Tucker is attempting to silence the Eye of Agoro with magic

Tim

“Tucker! Let me help!”

Tucker

“Tim! That would... that would be nice!”

Tim uses magic too. With their combined efforts, they successfully mute the Eye of Agoro...

For about 15 seconds. The noise breaks free even louder, escaping the Hedge Realm and waking up Malcom, Paul, Shade, Lily, and Alex. Everyone who lives inside Randoms Tower.

Tucker

“I CAN’T GET THIS THING QUIET!”

Tim

“WHAT?!”

Tucker

“UGH! JUST SHUT UP!”

He grabs it, instantly shutting it up. He puts it back down carefully, to his surprise it’s slimy.

Tim

“What now?!”

Tucker (rubbing his hands together due to the slime)

“We need to... uh... look... we’re nearing New Year’s Eve, and given what Warwick said-“

???

“What WHO said?!”

Tim and Tucker turn to be greeted by... Malcom

Tim and Tucker

“Uuuuuuh-“

Intro plays, including a very retro logo for the title

“A Night To Remember”

Tim

“And that’s what you missed, don’t be mad!”

Malcom looks livid, then breathes in and slowly walks outside of the cave

Malcom (hoarsely)

“Excuse me one second”

Malcom screams into the void, then walks back in

Malcom

“Tim, I’m not mad... at you... TUCKER!”

Tucker

“Hey now-“

Malcom

“I trusted you with training Tim SAFELY! Now I learn he communicated with my, now dead, SWORN ENEMY IN HIS SLEEP! AND AS IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, YOU DECIDED TO KEEP IT A SECRET FROM ME?!”

Tucker

“Sorry Malcom”

Malcom

“Phew... it’s fine... just... just let’s go”

Tim

“Are magic lessons cancelled?”

Malcom

“Oh absolutely. For now we need to focus on destroying The Eye of Agoro, and unfortunately we may have to take Warwick’s advice... \*sigh\* well, Tucker?”

Tucker

“Yeah, apparently on New Years Eve, or Y’know, today, this island appears off the coast of Porta, if you put something on the island that doesn’t belong it’ll vanish forever. Warwick specified a central temple. Probably our best chance at getting rid of the Eye of Agoro”

Malcom

“Wait what? An island! That’s ridiculous, I’m a paranormal investigator, how would I have failed to notice?!”

Tim

“Probably because of your big New Years Eve party”

Tucker

“It’s because of the New Years Eve Party”

Malcom

“Well looks like the party is gonna be cancelled! We got an eye to destroy!”

Alex bursts out of a cupboard

Alex

“It doesn’t have to be!”

Brief silence

Malcom

“How did you-“

Alex

“Doesn’t matter! The employees have been looking forward to the party all year, and since you can’t run it... well maybe I could?”

Malcom

“Well... consider it another C.E.O. test!”

Alex

“Score!”

Malcom

“As for me and Tim, we’re gonna pack and sail to a mysterious island!”

Tim

“I love mystery! Who knows what we’ll discover?!”

Tucker

“While you two are gone, I’ll go down to the archives and try to set a glorious plan into motion!”

Malcom

“So who’s ready?”

Everyone

“YEAH!”

Lily (who has suddenly appeared)

“Yeah!”

Everyone turns to her

Lily

“What? I’m main cast now!”

Cut to the bedroom, Tim is packing a suitcase. Alex and Lily are watching

Lily

“You’re gonna be alright aren’t you?”

Tim

“Of course! It’s just a horrifying deadly mission to a cave on a creepy island... I’m gonna stop talking now...”

Lily

“You better be freaking safe”

Alex

“Yeah dude, no death!”

Tim

“I won’t die! I’m sixteen!”

Brief silence

Alex

“So what?”

Tim

“Great question, BYE GUYS!”

Tim runs out

Alex

“Well Lily, get ready for your first Randoms New Years Eve party! I’m gonna go prepare it with Paul and Shade!”

Lily

“Sweet! I’ll choose an outfit! See ya tonight!”

Alex runs off, passing Malcom and Tim

Malcom

“Okay Tim, this could be your most important mission yet! Are you ready?”

Tim

“I WAS BORN READY!”

Malcom

“Debatable. I’ll get us a boat, and we’ll leave as soon as possible! TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN!”

Tim

“Woo! We did that last year too!”

Malcom

“Yeah, except this time I’ll be there the whole time!”

Tim

“Yeah! So Y’know, it’ll go more smoothly!”

Malcom

“Let’s hope!”

Cut to the lab, Paul, Shade and P-Sauce enter.

Paul

“Last day of the year! Let’s get to work!”

Shade

“My favorite part of the year was the murder mystery, I knew it was the butler!”

Paul

“Again, that was a birthday party”

P-Sauce

“Hey look, it’s my bro!”

All three look up, Alex is there already

Alex

“Paul, Shade, I need your help! Malcom left me in charge of the New Years Eve party, and I need help executing my ideas!”

Paul

“Huh, guess that is more important than whatever I had planned. I’d be glad to help”

Shade

“Me too, absolutely”

P-Sauce

“Anything I can do? I have FOMO”

Shade

“Get back diseased one!”

P-Sauce

“Fear of missing out”

Shade

“Oh, never mind you’re good... weird 90s angel”

Alex

“Uh P-Sauce, you know how to DJ?”

P-Sauce

“You had me at ‘uh,’ I’m gonna grab my DJ pit now! It’s over at my place, anyway be right back!”

P-Sauce runs off

Alex

“Okay now that he’s gone, this is actually all an elaborate scheme to get together with Lily”

Paul

“What?! This is- \*sigh\* okay, okay... WHAT?!”

Alex

“I know that seems bad, but trust me, this is my one chance for this relationship to actually work! Especially now that P-Sauce knows about Lily’s crush on him... point is, I’m not getting another chance! So... help please? You two are my best friends!”

Paul and Shade look at each other

Shade

“Well Alex, you were the first human I really got to know, and you brought me here! I’m in!”

Paul

“And on my first day, you were probably the most supportive... ah what the heck, I’m in!”

Alex looks very grateful

Cut to Malcom and Tim, walking up to City Hall

Malcom

“Haven’t talked to the mayor since Tucker and I confronted him about letting Ex-Lord off the hook”

Tim

“I think he was kind of a bad guy”

Inside, Professional Blond Man is chatting with some other businessmen

Professional Blond Man

“Oh uh, hey Malcom. \*to his peers\* Guys, go take five. We’ll resume this talk in a minute, I wanna know what went down with the llama! \*back at Malcom\* so, what is it?”

Malcom

“Big important Randoms business. Need a boat”

Professional Blond Man

“You wanna borrow one of my mini-yachts! They’re like normal yachts, but smaller”

Malcom

“That would certainly work!”

Tim

“Yay! Here we g- I forgot to pack the Eye of Agoro... Y’know, just wait here! I’ll go grab it”

Tim runs off

Malcom

“Dude! It’s the most important part!”

Professional Blond Man

“At least your son knows how to admit he’s wrong. Mine just lies, no idea where he got it from”

Malcom

“Uh-huh... anyway, about that boat?”

Professional Blond Man

“Yeah I’ll just, I’ll put one of my guys on it, he is so good”

A short dude runs in

Shorty

“You called me sir?”

Professional Blond Man

“Yeah, get Malcom Silva a boat, he needs it for some... paranormal thing... or something...”

Shorty

“Right away sir! I’ll get right to it!”

He runs off

Malcom

“Is he-“

Professional Blond Man

“Yeah he’s new, comes from this ridiculously tall family”

Cut to the docks, the boat is being placed into the water, pan over to reveal Malcom and Tim (Tim now has a backpack)

Malcom

“We’re gonna have one sail of a time!”

Tim

“Play on words”

Malcom

“You got the eye this time?”

Tim

“It’s in my backpack!”

Malcom

“Perfect, time to roll!”

Tim

“Or sail”

Malcom

“Yeah! Sail... doesn’t sound right... uh, so where’re you sitting?”

Tim

“SHOTGUN!”

Malcom

“Not how boats work”

Tim

“Chair!”

Malcom

“K then”

They climb aboard the boat, and begin setting sail

Malcom

“Let’s see if Warwick really redeemed himself eh? Just kidding, this is literally the least he could do for everything he did...”

Tim sits in silence for a moment

Tim

“What exactly did Warwick do? To make you hate him so much?”

Malcom looks ashamed for moment, then goes back to looking stern

Malcom

“I’ll tell you when you’re older...”

Back at Randoms Tower, the party is being set up, as Alex tells Paul and Shade his get with Lily plan

Alex

“So then when I snap my fingers, play the song and launch the fireworks! Then hopefully I can manage to ask her out”

Paul

“Uh Alex, I hate to rain on your parade-“

Shade

“Very soggy”

Paul

“But don’t you think this seems, maybe just a little bit... much?”

Alex

“She deserves the best, and I’m here to provide just that! The best...”

Paul

“Yeah but-“

Alex

“Look dude, are you still in or not?”

Paul

“\*sigh\* Yeah, I guess so... it’s stupid though...”

Shade

“I like romance, reminds me of my all time favorite movie, The Princess-“

Paul

“Just saying though, back in my prime I met a fair maiden... I was able to charm her by myself, no plans necessary”

Alex

“Yeah, well we’re in the 21st century now. Things change”

Alex walks off

Paul

“And why does that mean it’s good?!”

Cut to the doors, P-Sauce drags in his DJ booth, Alex walks over

P-Sauce

“Oh hey ‘Big A!’”

Alex

“Can we not use that as the nickname please?”

P-Sauce

“You got it Walky Alcky”

Alex

“Yep, just got worse”

P-Sauce

“Anyway, got the DJ booth, it’s pretty cool. We just hook this up to your subwoofers and we’ll be good to go!”

Alex

“Cool, talk to Paul. He’s in charge of technical stuff”

P-Sauce

“Got it home dawg”

P-Sauce walks off, Lily walks in

Lily

“Hey Alex, what’s happening?”

Alex

“Uh, check this out! We got... uh... we got stuff going on!”

Lily

“Look, if there’s any pressure about the party, I’d be happy to help!”

Alex

“No! I mean, (smoothly) nah! Go relax until 7!”

Lily

“Well... alright!”

She walks off

Cut back to Malcom and Tim, who are now on a boat, sailing towards an obscene amount of mist

Tim

“Uh, is it normally this foggy?”

Malcom

“No...”

Tim

“Maybe this isn’t a good idea”

Malcom

“Yeah... but hey, we’ve faced worse than a little fog! Full steam ahead!”

They sail into the mist.

Tim

“I can’t see anything besides a depressing gray color! Not my pallet of choice! TECHNICOLOR!”

Malcom

“Wait Tim, look! I don’t believe it!”

Tim turns, they are approaching the silhouette of something absolutely massive in the water, almost like-

Malcom

“Warwick was telling the truth?! The island’s real?! Huh... who’d of thunk...”

Tim

“HOLY NUTS! We’re going to a creepy island! HERE WE HECKING GOOOOO!”

Cut, they’ve pulled ashore, and are now walking into a forest

Tim

“Wow...”

The island is insanely overgrown, the trees have purple leaves, there are a lot of skeletons around as well... so many skeletons... too many skeletons...

Malcom

“Gotta admit, this is very 80s”

Tim

“80s adventure movie, all the way... hmm...”

He takes off his backpack, opens it and examines the Eye of Agoro.

Tim

“How could such a small thing be such a problem...”

Malcom

“Tim look, I don’t know how that thing was made, but I do know that anything Warwick’s responsible for isn’t good”

Tim

“But by that logic, wouldn’t his advice about the island be bad too?”

Malcom

“I mean, maybe. We don’t know how this is ending up...”

Tim

“Hmm... maybe you’re right... as soon as we reach the central temple we’ll head back-“

Tim hears a scuttling sound behind him

Tim

“EEP! What was that?!”

Malcom

“Best we don’t stick around long enough to find out...”

They walk off, but we see an obscure figure with a glowing red eye watching them.

Cut to Alex, the party is prepared. He looks outside the window to see the sun has nearly set

Paul walks up behind him

Paul

“Guests are heading our way, should we get everything ready?”

Alex

“Yeah... let’s do this”

Shade messes with the lights, the entire cafeteria now looks totally different. A disco ball hangs from the roof, as P-Sauce is DJing from on top a raised platform.

Cut to the bathroom, Alex is putting on a suit

Alex

“Aw man... here we go...”

Paul walks in

Paul

“Hey Alex, good luck my man”

Alex

“Thanks... I’m gonna need it...”

He exits the bathroom to see guests pouring into the cafeteria. Lily enters too. That sweet 80s style music blaring.

Lily

“Hey Alex!”

Alex

“Hey Lily, uh... wanna hang out for awhile?”

Lily

“Of course!”

Alex and Lily head over for a sofa in the corner. Paul watches them, waiting for the signal for phase two

Cut to Alex and Lily on the sofa

Lily

“Hey man, it’s cool that you were able to set this whole party up by yourself”

Alex

“I mean, it was mainly based of plans Malcom already had so-“

Lily

“Nice... y’know dude... I envy you...”

Alex

“Me?”

Lily

“Yeah, I mean we both actually have kinda similar backgrounds if ya think about it, which I have... both come from single parents who run massive paranormal investigation companies... I wish we swapped places... I want a parent who cares... friends who care... siblings that care...”

Alex

“Uh...”

Lily

“Whoa, sorry dude! I didn’t mean to dump that on you, heh... um...”

Alex

“Nah, it’s cool... what happened to your dad?”

Lily

“Uh... I already told Tim, but... it wasn’t too long before I met you guys, he got sick and... I’m not gonna... he’d probably want... mmm...”

Alex

“You’ve been holding in a lot haven’t you?”

Lily

“So much...”

Alex

“Well, by all means please, continue”

Lily leans back, as Paul looks at them proudly

Lily

“Well, I guess next up would be the-“

Back with Tim and Malcom, who are trudging through a gross patch of land.

Tim

“When will we reach the temple?”

Malcom

“Now”

Tim

“Oh cool”

He looks up, then freezes. The temple is horrifying, massive, triangular, with stone carvings of people looking terrified.

Tim

“Wow, ha ha, that’s... um...”

Malcom

“Let’s go in”

Tim

“This is legitimately scary though!”

They walk towards the temple, the obscured figure continues following

Cut inside the temple, the walls are covered in paintings, and there are many pedestals with dark looking artifacts on them

Malcom

“This is pretty creepy, not gonna lie...”

Tim

“Yeah... HOLY COW LOOK AT THAT!”

A huge decaying throne sits at the end of the room

Tim

“What do you think sat in that?”

Malcom

“No idea, it looks thousands of years old!”

Tim

“Hmm...”

He turns to see a skeleton right in his face

Tim

“WAGH!”

He trips and falls, the skeleton falls on top of him

Tim

“NO, NO, NO, NO-“

Malcom

“Tim... look at this...”

Tim gets up and sees a painting of Tucker, Warwick and an unknown third person

Tim

“What the- wait... Tucker, Warwick...THEY KNEW EACH OTHER?!”

Malcom quickly becomes angry

Malcom

“I don’t believe this! He said that the sorcerers were lead by unknown enemies! I trusted him! First he lies about your situation, now this?! What else has he kept from me?! Next thing you’re gonna tell me is- oh wait... Tim, look at the size of the throne”

Tim looks at it

Malcom

“Gee, wonder who would fit there”

Tim

“IS IT TUCKER AGAIN?!”

Malcom

“Yep... he must’ve been lying when he said he didn’t know about the island, I’m disgusted!”

Tim

“He played a good trick on us then, do you know how much time we spent researching it?”

Malcom

“How long?”

Tim

“A week”

Malcom

“WAIT WHAT?! How long have you been keeping this secret?!”

Tim

“What time did we go to the museum?”

Malcom

“Two weeks ago?”

Tim

“Three months ago”

Malcom

“WHAT?!”

Tim

“I was gonna tell you, but Tucker told me... to not tell you... oh gosh I got played!”

Malcom

“Forget Warwick, forget Ex-Lord, forget the stupid eye! Maybe the real threat all along was-“

They look at the picture of Tucker, as dramatic music plays. Tim quickly snaps a photo, and Malcom looks at him disapprovingly

Tim

“Evidence... and also, I mean c’mon it’s pretty cool looking! You’re right... evidence...“

Cut back to Alex, who is still sitting with Lily

Lily

“Aaaand... that about covers it”

Alex

“Wow... that’s really... uh... lord I’m bad at this...”

Lily

“No it’s fine, I’m honestly just glad you listened, thanks!”

Alex

“Oh, uh... what’re friends for huh?”

Alex looks at the dance floor, only two other couples are on it now

Alex

“Wanna dance?”

Lily

“Yeah, alright”

Alex leads her to the dance floor, then snaps his fingers, some fireworks start outside, and are visible from the window

Lily

“What”

Alex

“Let’s tango!”

Some salsa music starts playing (wonder who picked that out), Alex offers a hand to Lily, who awkwardly takes it. They begin dancing, in rhythm to the music. P-Sauce watches from the DJ pit.

P-Sauce

“Aw man, thought we had something going... oh well, GO ALEX!”

Cut to the balcony, Alex and Lily step out

Lily

“Wow... you can see the whole city from here... even-“

Her eyes fall onto Boyer manor, and she goes quiet

Alex

“Lily, I’m glad you live here now... and I know, that’s gonna make this kinda awkward but- uh...”

Lily looks at him confused

Alex

“You um... you wanna go out for... food thing... sometime? Wow... I heard myself”

Lily goes scarlet

Lily

“Uh... Alex, I don’t feel that way about you... at all”

Alex

“Oh...”

Lily

“Hey man, we could try if you- uh”

Alex

“No, honestly I’d rather stay friends than try and force anything, ugh, now I feel stupid”

Lily

“Hey man, don’t feel bad! Everyone has awkward crushes! Believe me, I’ve had a huge one on P-Sauce since we first met!”

Alex

“True... can I be a little disappointed though?”

Lily

“Sure”

Alex smiles awkwardly

Alex

“Lord I messed up...”

Lily

“Yeah, but Y’know what? Oh well. Things happen, we just gotta grin and bear it!”

Alex

“Yeah...”

Suddenly P-Sauce, Paul and Shade run onto the balcony

P-Sauce

“Guys! Something weird just happened!”

Shade

“Hurry!”

They run into the cafeteria to see that Tucker’s hedge has broken through the wall, and is taking up most the room

Alex

“Holy- uh EVERYONE STAY CALM, WE’LL HANDLE THIS!”

He turns to his team

Alex

“Who all’s coming with me?”

All four raise their hand

Alex

“Alright”

They enter The Hedge Realm

Back with Tim and Malcom, who are still being watched by the indistinct figure

Tim

Okay, before we go, I don’t get why he would keep this a secret from me?”

Malcom

“Tim, look kid! Maybe the reason Tucker hasn’t shared anything is because he is the master criminal, and this Eye of Agoro, and this island are part of his master plan! Tim... let’s go home...”

Tim

“But... shouldn’t we-“

Malcom

“Tim!”

Tim (panicking)

“Was he even training me?! Or was he using me as a pawn in some sick game!”

Malcom

“I can’t believe he made me trust him! I thought for sure he was all good, he even helped me fight in the sorcerer war, it was his idea to steal the spellbook that allowed me to trap Warwick’s army in the Mid-Realm! This whole time, he’s been one of them!”

Tim

“But... the different types of magic, I was using good magic!”

Malcom

“TIM DON’T YOU GET IT? He was lying! There’s no difference, it’s all the same!”

Tim

“Maybe we’re being hasty, there’s gotta be more context! We’re missing!”

Malcom

“Maybe you’re right... I really hope you’re right...”

Tim

“I never thought I’d hear those words”

Twig crack noise, they turn to see the glowing eye of their stalker

Malcom

“That’s not good”

Tim

“No...”

Malcom

“Uh... who’s there?!”

The figure steps out to reveal itself as... a CBot Mini?

Malcom

“Oh... huh...”

Tim

“Wait-“

Suddenly like seven CBots fly at Tim, knocking the Eye of Agoro out of his backpack

Malcom looks around, for Jameson to walk out of the shadows

Jameson

“Hello Malcom! SURPRISE!”

Tim

“You!”

Jameson

“That’s right!”

He snaps his fingers, Ex-Lord jumps out too, grabbing Tim

Ex-Lord

“Good to see you again, \*chuckle\*”

Tim

“Didn’t particularly miss you...”

Jameson

“Well well well Malcom, after years of rivalry, it would seem I HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED THE UPPEST HAND!”

Ex-Lord

“Jameson”

Jameson

“What?”

Ex-Lord

“You said uppest again. It’s upper, uppest isn’t a word”

Jameson

“Are you- again?! We rehearsed like seven times! Ugh... whatever, the point is we’re going to restrain you here, take the Eye of Agoro, use it to power up my scepter, then leave you to drown!”

He laughs evilly

Ex-Lord

“Island should be sinking in roughly thirty minutes”

Jameson

“Perfect, nerds! Grab the Eye!”

The CBots nod, and head for it

Malcom

“Your mistake!”

Malcom breaks free, punches Ex-Lord, and trips up Jameson

Tim

“Whoa!”

Malcom

“Tim, let’s take these clowns down!”

Jameson gets back up

Jameson

“NERDS! DESTROY THEM!”

Ex-Lord (exasperated)

“Here we go again...”

Cut back to Alex, who enters the Hedge Realm with Paul, Lily, Shade and P-Sauce

Alex

“Yo Tucker! What gives?”

An energy beam soars passed him, nearly missing his ear

Alex

“Uh... what?”

Tucker falls from the sky, landing in front of Alex in a dramatic pose

Alex

“Hey Tucker, why the- \*Gasp\*”

Tucker is covered in green stuff, and his eyes are blank

Alex

“What happened to you?”

Tucker speaks in a voice that isn’t his own

Tucker

“S P R E A D”

Alex

“What?”

Tucker’s hands light on fire, as he aims a punch at Alex

Alex

“Tucker, what the- your boss’ll be really mad if I die!”

Paul

“ALEX RUN!”

Alex slides off and runs

Tucker

“F A L L”

He shoots balls of fire after Alex

Alex

“I STAYED PARTIALLY TO AVOID THINGS LIKE THIS!”

Tucker

“P A S T”

Paul

“P-Sauce, Lily, with me! Shade, go help Alex!”

Everyone nods

Shade runs over to Tucker, and wraps around him

Tucker

“\*yells in anger\*”

Paul leads the others to Tucker’s cabin

Paul

“Tucker’s clearly been infected by something! We need to check his cabin for something to help!”

P-Sauce

“Got it!”

Lily

“Let’s do it!”

Paul reaches the door, it’s locked. He pulls out his ray gun, fires it, only for it to have no affect

Paul

“Dang it!”

P-Sauce

“Don’t worry about it!”

Paul looks up, P-Sauce is tearing apart the roof

Back with Malcom and Tim, they are fighting against the CBot Minis. Tim is using his backpack as a weapon

Malcom

“Take this!”

He dropkicks a couple

Tim

“EAT PREPARATION!”

He hits one with his backpack

Jameson

“C’mon guys! We’re not losing again!”

Ex-Lord

“Jameson, use the scepter!”

Jameson

“Oh right!”

He charges up the scepter, only for it to blast him back into the wall

Jameson

“No!”

Tim runs over to the Eye of Agoro, and scoops it into his bag

Jameson

“DOUBLE NO! GET THAT BACKPACK!”

All the CBots target Tim

Tim

“Uh... NO!”

He runs from the bots, Malcom runs at Ex-Lord, and they start fighting

Malcom

“Shut them off!”

Ex-Lord

“Nah! I’m taking that eye! It’s all I need!”

Jameson

“And me!”

Ex-Lord

“Him too”

Ex-Lord swipes his dagger out, and jabs at Malcom, who dodges just barely

Malcom snaps his fingers, dodges another swipe, then jumps up, grabbing the soaring Blade of Anubis, and landing in an epic pose.

He and Ex-Lord clash, now evenly matched.

Tim is fending off the CBot Minis, kicking them off

Tim

“You guys are ruining our saving of the world!”

One of the CBots grabs his backpack

Tim

“NO!”

He throws it to another one

Malcom manages to disarm Ex-Lord

Malcom

“You’re done!”

Ex-Lord

“On the contrary, you’ve allowed my plan to begin!”

Malcom turns, just to see the CBot running towards Jameson with the backpack

Malcom

“WAIT!”

The CBot jumps up on Jameson’s shoulder, pulls out the Eye of Agoro, and is about to stick it onto the scepter

Jameson

“Yes!”

Malcom chucks a rock at Jameson, knocking him over

Jameson

“Ugh! It doesn’t matter, we got what we want!”

The CBots all start activating small jetpacks, and they also fuse to form something for Jameson and Ex-Lord to sit on

Malcom

“WE CAN’T LET THEM GET AWAY!”

Malcom runs at Jameson and Ex-Lord who are now flying away

Jameson

“Might wanna check behind you!”

Malcom glances to see that water is rising, Tim is being held down by several CBots. Malcom stops running, let’s go of Jameson and Ex-Lord to save his son. They fly off, both villains cackling at once... Jameson has won for the first time!

Malcom kicks off the CBots and grabs Tim

Malcom

“Tim! We have to run!”

He grabs Tim’s arm and pulls him towards the temple entrance

Tim

“But the Eye of Agoro!”

Malcom

“It’s too late! You’re more important to me!”

Cut to Alex, who is running up the the mountain, Tucker hot in pursuit

Tucker

“D E L T A”

Alex

“Stop saying that!”

He reaches the top, the pool of magic shimmering

Alex

“What the-“

Tucker

“\*Yells in fury\*”

Alex dodges Tucker’s attack, causing Tucker to fall into the pool. His green blotches instantly fade away, and his eyes return to normal

Tucker

“What... what happened?”

Alex

“No idea! You got all weird!”

Tucker

“The spread... this must’ve been what Warwick was referring to! I was corrupted by the Eye of Agoro... also looks like we found a much simpler cure... great, I let Tim and Malcom go... there... for no reason”

Alex

“Where?”

Tucker

“Never you mind... huh?”

He looks down to see his cabin is nearly entirely demolished

Tucker

“HEY YOU GUYS! STOP THAT! YOU’RE WRECKING IT!”

Lily (faintly)

“He’s back!”

Cut back to Tim and Malcom, running towards their boat desperately as the island sinks back into the ocean. Finally they make it and jump on

Tim

“So... we failed...”

Malcom

“Yep...”

Tim

“So when you tell the Randoms Elite about this, we need to-“

Malcom

“I’m gonna stop you right there, the Elite aren’t gonna know about this. If they figured out I let one of our most deadly artifacts fall into the hands of a known enemy they’d fire my butt quicker than... uh... something fast... so Tim, this is our secret, got it?”

Tim looks horrified, his hero Malcom Silva, just did something totally selfish... but he nods anyway

Tim

“Sure...”

Malcom

“Let’s hope there’s some leftover party food eh? Ha ha! Oh wait, never mind, we need to confront Tucker, first thing...”

Tim

“Do we have to?”

Malcom

“Tim, do you not understand that you may have been training WITH THE MOST DEADLY ENEMY WE COULD CONCEIVE?!”

As they sail back, Tim looks grim

Cut to the Hedge Realm, Tucker is in his cabin looking disheveled

He looks over, a massive painting lies covered with a cloth

Tucker

“It’s all falling into place... soon I won’t even be able to stop it..”

He uncovers the painting, revealing the same picture that is in the intro every episode! Tucker jumping at a massive beast.

THE END

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