recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Hero Complex

'Sufferers believe, or want to believe, that they can help society on a level above recycling and door-holding. Caused by commercial cinema and the grind of the everyday. Needs to be treated before they, inevitably, lose the fight against crime.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

Sufferers of the Hero Complex wear a red and purple superhero outfit accompanied by white gloves and boots. The costume is also complemented with a cape and mask, in order to hide their identity.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Pharmacy
* Nurse

## Gallery

You'll believe a man can... well, whatever this is.
Floppy Discs

'A spinal discombobulation that leaves the sufferer with very limited memory.'

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office
* M.E.G.A Scan
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse

## Trivia

* The illness is a pun on *floppy disk,* a portable storage medium. With a maximum capacity of 1.44MB, they have very limited memory space by modern standards and were rendered obsolete in the early 2000s by other portable storage mediums such as CDs and USB flash drives.

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floppy\_disk
Laxative Drink Machine

'Stocked with Swill. Healthy, thick and loaded with roughage.'

 500
2,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Laxative Drink Machine** is a drinks dispenser, used for reducing thirst (while increasing toilet need and health) for Patients and Staff. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A wide vending machine with a metal frame bears a beige plastic fascia on the front-right side, featuring the selection buttons and coin slot on a black panel, with the delivery receptacle at the bottom. The left-hand side is dedicated to eye-catching art depicting a green spurt of liquid, ending in cascading circles, before a background fading from blue at the top to yellow at the bottom, with the drink's name, "Swill", emblazoned across the top.

### Function

Patients and Staff may use the machine to reduce their thirst by 80% per serving, at a cost of $20. In addition, it will drastically increases their toilet need and increases their health, until the patient visits the Toilets.

### Maintenance

Each use of the Laxative Drink Machine depletes its maintenance gauge by 3%. A Janitor can be called to restock the Laxative Drink Machine manually by selecting the item and pressing , or one will be called automatically when the maintenance gauge falls below 50%, assuming one is available. This restocking will restore the gauge completely, at a cost of $4 per serving.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

### Staff

A  Janitor is required to restock the Laxative Drink Machine.

## Gallery

Laxative Drink Machine in useTextless Fascia
Limpette

'Sufferers exhibit a minorly impaired gait after being slightly hobbled by slipping on a mollusc.'

## Information

### PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office
* General Diagnosis
* M.E.G.A Scan
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse

## Hospital Appearances

1 Patient must be diagnosed.
Grout

'Grout is frequently transmitted in bathrooms, and modern medication is effective, unlike earlier times, when it had to be dug out painfully with a screwdriver.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

**Grout** is a non-visual illness first seen in Hogsport. This illness can be treated in a Pharmacy by a nurse

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:
 Illness Difficulty: 0%
 GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:
 Pharmacy

 Nurse

## Trivia

* Grout is probably a word play on gout, a painful disease which is caused by crystallized uric acid at joints.
Misdewiener

'A delusional condition that causes the sufferer to dress like a hot-dog, as they believe that it's what's best for their career (in the long run). They need to be given a course of mustard placebo and assured that very few famous actors ever had to dress like a sausage. Caused by a lack of auditions and trusting what the guy at the hotdog stand had to say.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Pharmacy
* Nurse
Lantern

'Comes with a handy stick.'

## Cost

 40
150

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Lantern** is a decorative item. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A metal pole in the shape of a shepherd's crook is mounted into the ground, and from the crook itself hangs a metal box with glass sides, containing an open flame

### Function

A purely decorative item that features no attractiveness effect. It does however, have a small heating effect.
Extraterrestical

'The body contains a small, surplus, celestial organ. The "terrestical" should be removed to avoid future complications, such as an involuntary gravitational collapse.'

## Information

### PRICE

22,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Surgery
* Doctor & Nurse
Half Pipe

'Tests to a sufferer of this condition reveal that they're genetically half human and half pipe, but, other than that, there are no signs of the potentially fatal illness. In fact, the lack of symptoms led to ground-breaking research which found that humans and pipes are actually 99.1% genetically identical. Caused by unstuck landings and misguided attempts at plumbing.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* Fluid Analysis
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Futurism

'Cubism has mutated over the centuries, with this new strain able to transmit itself through digital images. I can't say I care for it...'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Patients suffering from Futurism look just like patients with Cubism, but blue.

Once diagnosed, a Futurism patient will need to visit the Recurvery Room where a Doctor will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Recurvery Room
* Doctor

## Gallery

Playing with a holoscreenPostmodernism strikes again
Fourthwall Problem

'A confition first recognised by the celebrated, now infamous, psychiatrist Ebeneezer Fourthwall. The sufferer can't tell reality from fantasy, or stage left from stage right. Caused by hidden cameras, "pranks" and having one's reality totally shattered. Extreme cases have been known to lead sufferers to believe they're in some kind of extravagent situation.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Psychiatry
* Doctor

## Trivia

The name is a pun on Breaking the fourth wall, i.e. actors deliberately breaking the illusion that they're in another location than the audience, e.g. by speaking directly to the audience.
Office Desk

'A useful buffer between the staff and the sickly.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
500

## Room(s)

 GP's Office

The **Office Desk** is a required item for the GP's Office to function. It is used by a Doctor to diagnose a patient, and either send them to reatment, or another diagnosis room.

## Description

### Appearance

The desk itself is a simple affair, made from light-coloured wood and featuring one shallow drawer in the centre, two medium-sized draws on the left-hand side, and a deep draw on the right. On top can be found an all-in-one computer with wireless keyboard, a clipboard featuring a patient chart, a green pot containing two pencils and a pen, and a red desk lamp. Two identical office chairs, with metal frames and blue backs, seats and arm rests, are in place on either side of the desk for the doctor and patient.

### Function

The Office Desk is required for the GP's Office to function. The Doctor and his or her patient will sit across the desk from one another during the consultation. Upon completion, the patient will, if it is not already complete, receive a boost to their total diagnosis and be directed to another diagnosis room. If they are diagnosed to a sufficient level as set on the Policy screen, the patient will be directed to the relevant treatment room.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Doctor will be required to run the GP's Office, and by extension the Office Desk.

## Gallery

Diagnosis in progressOffice Desk (Front) during Spooooooky Mode event.Office Desk (Back) during Spooooooky Mode event.
Fool's Mould

'A fungal infection often contracted from fake jewellery and magic beans. Treatments designed to solely fight the fungus have given way, in recent times, to blends that also stimulate the body's common sense facilities.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Golden Leg Cast

'Awarded for exceptional ambulance achievements.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Golden Leg Cast** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A short pillar, made out of white stone, with a square base and top, has a golden leg cast fixed onto the top by a black metal pole.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Golden Leg Cast increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Pointy Pass.

### Room

 Corridor

 Marketing

 Staff Room
Knobbly Knee

'The exposed knees have begun to succumb to the elements, turning pointy and misshapen. Caused by excessive shorts-wearing.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology
* Fluid Analysis
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse

## Trivia

* Knobbly Knee was mentioned twice in the radio before the release of the Pebberley Island DLC:
* Sir Nigel Bickleworth mentions trousers as the solution to Knobbly Knee syndrome;
* Ricky Hawthorne mentions one of his listeners met their love while performing surgery on a Knobbly Knee patient.
Golden Hand Dryer

'The most sophisticated way to conclude the excretion process.'

## Cost

 60
800

## Room(s)

 Toilets

The **Golden Hand Dryer** is a wall item, used in the Toilets to increase the hygiene of Patients and Staff. It can be obtained by signing on to Two Point Hospital's Hospital Pass. The Hospital Pass unlocks the Golden Bathroom Suite, also including the Golden Toilet and Golden Sink.

## Description

### Appearance

The Golden Hand Dryer is mounted to the wall in the same way as the Golden Sink, but takes up a smaller area; the back section is silver, while the main body of the dryer itself is gold. The activation switch and nozzle are both also gold.

### Function

Unless they possess the "Unhygienic" trait, a patient or member of staff will use the Golden Hand Dryer after having used a toilet and a sink. Doing so will increase their hygiene by 25%.

By contrast to the regular Hand Dryer, the Golden Hand Dryer has an unmarked attractiveness effect, and grants its room three times as much prestige.
Monster Mishmash Poster

'Demonstrates the visual effect of not feeling yourself.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Monster Mishmash** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a caricature of a Monster Mishmash patient emblazoned with the word "BEWARE".

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Roquefort Castle.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Heart Racer

'More than just gym equipment.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
2,500

## Room(s)

 Cardiology

The **Heart Racer** is a diagnosis machine, used only in Cardiology by a nurse to diagnose patients. It is granted to the player at Star Level  in Lower Bullocks.

## Description

### Appearance

The Heart Racer takes the form of a traditional treadmill. A black conveyer built is part of a light grey horizontal frame, with a bluish-grey section at the top end. In the same colour, a bar extends from each side of this to meet in the middle at waist height, where two black handles can be found either side of a control panel, which features two green arrows and a red button. Yellow markings can be seen at the ends of the horizontal frame, and at the end of the treadmill, so the patient knows where not to tread.

The Heart Racer II adds a trapezoidal section from the base to the control panel, in the same colour scheme.

The Heart Racer III further adds stabilisation sections either side of the grey frame, running almost the entire length of the machine. There are two yellow markings on protuberances on either side.

### Function

The patient steps onto the machine, whose conveyer will begin to move. As the patient runs, the Nurse will supply them with encouragement, and monitor their readings in order to increase their diagnosis.

### Maintenance

The Heart Racer loses 5-10% of its maintenance gauge with each use. Once the gauge falls below 50%, a Janitor will automatically be called to repair it. A janitor can be summoned manually by selecting the machine and pressing .

Should the maintenance gauge fall below 15%, the machine will catch fire. A janitor will need to use an Extinguisher to put this out before the gauge reaches zero; if it is allowed to do so, the machine will explode, leaving wreckage which must be sold and replaced with a new machine before the room can resume functioning.

### Upgrades

Upgrades are performed by a Janitor with the Mechanics Qualification. The machine will not be accessible while this work is being done, although it can be interrupted and resumed without losing progress.

 Estimated Upgrade Time
 Cost
 Advanced belt speed.
 Estimated Upgrade Time
 Cost

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Nurse will be required to run Cardiology, and by extension the Heart Racer.

In addition, a  Janitor will be required to maintain the machine, with  Mechanics Qualifications in order to provide upgrades.
Fuzzy Rug

'The bee's knees, and the rest of it'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
300

## Room(s)

 Wax Works

The **Fuzzy Rug** is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in Wax Works, which is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A rug bearing the cartoon image of a bee with a very stern expression.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Fuzzy Rug is not used while treating Hive Mind. Instead, it increases attractiveness and room prestige.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Betts Shore.
Ooze Tank

'Everyone needs a place to keep their ooze, this can be yours.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
800

## Room(s)

 Reanimation

The **Ooze Tank** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in Reanimation, which is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Ooze Tank consists of a glass cylinder containing an unidentified green liquid. The base is copper, as is the studded, rounded top.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Ooze Tank is not used while treating Monster Mishmash. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Roquefort Castle.
Birds

The **Birds** appeared in Mister Snake Comes To Town, where they were used for the challenge. The contestants had to fly through sky without getting hit by a bird. The birds appear to be pigeons, and they killed 11 contestants.

## Coverage

In Mister Snake Comes To Town, the birds were used in the challenge as an obstacle for the contestants.

### Victims:

* Firecracker
* Purple Diamond
* Fish Bowly
* Bubble Chat
* David
* Plastic Wallet
* Green Starry
* Bracelety
* Dorito
* Nintendo Switch
* R.I.C.
* Left
* Blender
* Computery

## Trivia

* The birds killed the most characters so far.
Gasplank Statue

'Something that exists. A sculpture by Cecil Gasplank.'

 *Not Required*
850

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 General Diagnosis
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Gasplank Statue** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

Three brass-coloured triangles with elongated tips are arranged in a ring atop a dark grey square base. The means of their apparent suspension is unknown.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Gasplank Statue increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 General Diagnosis

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Listless

'A form of exclusion trauma caused by an unhealthy concern for one's perceived importance. Essentially, they're really very sad that they're not considered important, let alone "very" important. The sufferer must be convinced that lists are just bits of paper, that importance is subjective and other heinous lies to regain their self-esteem.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Grey Anatomy Poster

'The discovery of this angle was a breakthrough in diagnosing Grey Anatomy. It's termed the angle of emotional concavity.'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Wall Items
Pictures
Posters

### EFFECT(S)

Increases Hospital Attractiveness
Increases Room Prestige
Increases Happiness

## Cost

 35
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Grey Anatomy Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 5th December 2018, as part of the Christmas 2018 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a Grey Anatomy patient, with an angle highlighting their forward slump to accentuate their depression, and red, green and blue circles in the lower-right corner.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Corky

The Co-Captain

> "*I got an F. Just like almost EVERYONE ELSE.*"
> ― Corky in When Clowns Invade
>
>

**Corky** is a contestant in Battle for Corn Chips. He is a cork cover for bottles that is tan. He is played by Drewsky1211 and was the co-captian of The Sinister Sharks, but due to Bracelety's elimination, he became the new captian. He looks unamused most of the time.

## Personality

According to his recommender, Corky's personality is similar to II Nickel's. He is snarky and occasionally rude. However, Corky still shows compassion to others. His voice is also similar to SuperScratchCat's impression of Pie.

## Trivia

* Despite being the founding member of The Sinister Sharks, he temporarily joined Los Explosivos, but rejoined The Sinister Sharks. This demoted him to the co-captain, as Bracelety still stayed on The Sinister Sharks.
* Corky's creator is currently working on an object show that features him as one of the contestants.
* Most fan art of challenge 2 features Corky wearing a jetpack.

## Challenge Ideas

Eliminate Weasel: To lure the weasels into a cage filled with "weasel food". This would've worked if weasel food was an actual item.

Mister Snake Comes To Town: 1D, 2A, 3A, 4F, 5B, 6E, 7F, 8B, 9A, 10C. Corky safely made it around the birds; he and Domino were the only ones on their team to do so.

When Clowns Invade: Corky got 38/72, or 57%, of the characters right.

The Subtle Art of Telling Lies: Out of the 13 who submitted a fake story, Corky's was the second-most believable (only behind Knot's). Because of this, and the fact that his team had a lower number, he was safe from elimination.

BFCC Ballers: Corky tried to pass his ball to Toney. However, Toney didn't respond within his 2 hours and 56 minute time limit. Nevertheless, The Sinister Sharks were still safe that episode.

Gadsby: Corky's response was the 5th best of the 11 correctly submitted responses. He was safe.

Time for Vengeance: Corky wasn't chosen by any eliminated contestant to be UFE.

Mister Iguana Comes to Town: Corky suggested that Mister Iguana and his army should disguise as police officers and pretend that their cocaine was confiscated.

Cash in the Sand: Corky chose Barrel A5.

## Gallery

Camp Pose

 Eliminated
 Switched
None

 Eliminated
 Switched
**Corky** • Expo • Blender
OutRun Arcade

'Push Start Button! Insert Coins!SEGA 1986'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,800

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **OutRun Arcade** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It was made available to all players on 14th October 2020, as part of Sega's 60th Anniversary celebrations.

## Description

### Appearance

The arcade cabinet itself is black with red sides, bearing logos both for Sega and the game itself. A steering wheel is used as the control interface, along with silver pedals and a black gear shift, while the seat itself takes the form of the rear half of a red racing buggy. The entire contraption sits on a light grey base, with a raised section containing the coin slot.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the OutRun Arcade will reduce a patient's boredom by 80%, at a cost of $10.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

## Trivia

Out Run, or OutRun, is a classic Sega arcade game, which was released in arcades in various machines including the one recreated here for Two Point Hospital. This can be viewed at the above link.
Football Bean Bag

'Retired footballs have been sewn together, filled with beans and turned into chairs.'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Sega Collection
Football Manager
Seating

## Cost

 50
400

## Room(s)

 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Football Bean Bag** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It was made available to players for free as part of the SEGA Collection in March 2019.

## Description

### Appearance

A single-seater bean bag decorated with white and black hexagons in the style of a football.

### Function

Staff-specific seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness and energy (or increasing the rate at which they gain them, in the Staff Room).

## Requirements

### Room

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Staff Seating Varieties

 Chequered Sofa
 L-Shaped Sofa
 Luxury Sofa
 Wicker Sofa
 Geometric Sofa
 Sofa of Tomorrow
 Rock Sofa
 Chequered Armchair
 Luxury Armchair
 Wicker Armchair
 Egg Chair
 Apple Chair
 Retro Chair
 Rock Armchair
 Red Bean Bag
 **Football Bean Bag**
 Burger Bag
 Dyed Bean Bag
Beach Painting

'The next best thing from being really there... a distant second, admittedly.'

## Cost

 75
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Beach Painting** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A plain wooden frame, in the shape of an inverted, slightly curved trapezium, depicts a row of huts on a pier upon a beach.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Honey Trap

`

'The toast of the town.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
20,000

## Room(s)

 Wax Works

The **Honey Trap** is a Treatment machine, used only in Wax Works by a Doctor to cure patients with Hive Mind. It is first made available in Betts Shore, which requires the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

Situated on a brown base with a light-coloured wooden top, the machine resembles a cross between a sandwich press and a beehive. To the front is a metal grate for the patient to stand on, to the right a dark metal lever with a yellow beehive on top, and to the left is a yellow honey pot on a hatch with black and yellow stripes around the edge.

The bottom half of the machine has three wooden trapezoidal sections in increasing size. The upper "press" section is shaped and decorated to look like two pieces of toast, with metal plates inside and indentations in each half for the patient's head. A large splash of honey can be seen on the lower plate.

The Honey Trap II adds three connected dark brown hexagonal sections in the back-right corner, with the outer two filed in with lighter wood. They are connected to the machine by a dark pipe.

The Honey Trap III further adds a round blue vase on the left-hand side, containing a white flower with a yellow pistule.

### Function

The doctor will direct the patient to step onto the grate, from which smoke will emanate, driving away the encircling bees. The patient will then place their head inside the machine, upon which the doctor will pull the lever, causing the contraption to slam shut, compressing the patient's head. Honey will drain from the machine into the waiting pot as the machine breaks down the beehive. Pulling the lever back will cause the machine to open, revealing the patient with their head unemcumbered, their treatment complete.

### Maintenance

The Honey Trap loses 5-10% of its maintenance gauge with each use. Once the gauge falls below 50%, a Janitor will automatically be called to repair it. A janitor can be summoned manually by the player by selecting the machine and pressing .

Should the maintenance gauge fall below 15%, the machine will catch fire. A janitor will need to use an Extinguisher to put this out before the gauge reaches zero; if it is allowed to do so, the machine will explode, leaving wreckage which must be sold and replaced with a new machine before the room can resume functioning.

### Upgrades

Upgrades are performed by a Janitor with the Mechanics Qualification. The machine will not be accessible while this work is being done, although it can be interrupted and resumed without losing progress.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Doctor will be required to run Wax Works, and by extension the Honey Trap.

In addition, a  Janitor will be required to maintain the machine, with  Mechanics Qualifications in order to provide upgrades.

## Gallery

Treatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
Arm-Bot

'Programmed to give you a hand.'

 500
800

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Arm-Bot** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom, as well as providing a +1% Diagnosis Power boost. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Arm-Bot is a boxy robot on a rectangular base, with six buttons on its chest in red, green and blue, and a black screen in place of a face, which always displays the word 'HELLO' in green text. It has a single articulated arm with a three-fingered hand.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Arm-Bot will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%. It also provides a +1% Diagnosis Power boost, making Diagnostic Rooms more effective.

## Requirements

### Room

The Arm-Bot can be placed in any room except Reception and Toilets. The Diagnosis Boost effect of this item will only apply in Diagnostic Rooms.
Green Fingers

'Unlike the figurative description of those who quite like gardening, this condition causes literal green-ness of the hands. Sufferer's engage, obsessively, in gardening related activities and must be cured before they bury themselves in rakes, seed packets and, eventually, soil.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

Patients have literal green fingers. When idle, they may water plants, just like staff members with the trait of the same name.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Herb Garden
* Nurse
Hypercube

'Excessively cuboidal.'

 *Not Required*
1,200

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Hypercube** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The statue itself consists of dark grey metal wireframe cubes, one contained within the other with their corners connected by more metal. It sits at a diagonal angle upon a round black base with two concentric layers.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Hypercube increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.
Goobris

'Excessive self-indulgence has led to a build-up of materialised self-worth, blocking the sufferer's internal systems and making them insufferable to be around. The slime must be removed from their system - and their general vibe - for everything's sake.'

## Information

### PRICE

24,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office
* General Diagnosis

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse
Injection Room

'Cures a range of illnesses. The pointiest of all the treatment methods.'

*Main article: Rooms*

The **Injection Room** is unlocked for research upon receiving the Research Room in Mitton University; a multi-illness treatment room, it works as a important curing facility, treating a large range of illnesses in nearly every hospital from World 2 onwards. It is run by a Nurse, whose efficiency can be increased by Injection Administration and Treatment skills.

## Description

### Function

The patient is instructed by the nurse to lay face-down on the bed of the Jab Master. The whole section conveys forward, moving the patient so that a relatively padded part of their body is underneath the hole in the surface above. While they aren't looking, the giant syringe plunges downwards, the needle clearly felt. Once the injection is complete, the bed rolls back to its original position, and the patient is free to rise and leave, their treatment complete.

### Appearance

The door to the Injection Room is made of anodized metal, with a bare silver frame around a darker grey rounded rectangle. The floor consists of light brown square tiles. The walls continue the anodized theme, the upper section in silver, the lower section in dark grey. These are divided by an orange border along the centre, and feature black skirting boards.

### Unlock

The Injection Room is one of the rooms that is available to research immediately upon receiving the Research Room in Mitton University. The Injection Room research project is used to unlock it, which will require  1,000 to complete.

### Upgrades

*Main article: Jab Master*
The Jab Master has two upgrades available, these are detailed on its page.

## Staff

A  Nurse will be required to run the room, who can be most suitably trained with  Treatment Qualifications.

## Illnesses

The Injection Room treats the following illnesses:

## Items

### Required Items

The following items are required before room placement is valid:

 Door

 Jab Master

### Recommended Items

The following items are recommended best for this room:

 Medicine Cabinet
 Rainwater
 Bin
 Big Bin
 Toxic-Waste Bin
 Elephant Bin
 Incinerator
 Recycling Bin
 Shark Bin
 Hand Sanitiser
 Nice Smelling Sanitiser
 Coffee Maker
 Hot Chocolate Maker
 Display Skeleton
 Anatomy Model
 Arm-Bot
 Seasonal Paintings
 Framed Sportswear
 Valley Canvas
 Fairy Lights
 Wormhole Bin
 Duck Bin
 Hive Mind Poster
 Snow Problem Poster
 Under The Weather Poster
 Knight's Armour
 Wizardry Cauldron

### All Items

To view a list of all items available for this room, click HERE.

## Gallery

Treatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
Jest Infection

'A personality disorder causing high jinks and general buffoonery. Escaped clowns must have their sense-of-humour completely excised to prevent a future relapse.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

*Jest infection is no laughing matter, put your trust and over sized shoes in our capable hands.*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* Psychiatry
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Clown Clinic
* Nurse

## Gallery

Alternate appearanceAlternate appearanceAlternate appearanceEponymous vehicleTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
## Trivia

* Runnerup Information - Humourroids, Joking Hazard, Clownstipation
* Originally named - Clown Complex
* The name "Jest Infection" is a pun on "Chest Infection".
Painapple

'You're not supposed to eat the really spiky part of the fruit, or of anything really, that should be self-explanatory. When you do, this is what happens to you. The tiny shards of organic shrapnel combine with the fruit's characteristic tartness to create significant discomfort.'

## Information

### PRICE

22,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* M.E.G.A Scan
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse
Faux Rug

'An imitation of a large to medium-large mammal.

## Cost

 700
300

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Faux Rug** is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A brown animal skin rug, dark at one end fading to light at the other, features two small protrusions at each end, and four larger ones, one at each corner.

### Function

The Faux Rug is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Litter Bug

'A bacterial infection that causes the sufferer to discard items at random.'

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing, (listed in effectiveness order).

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* Fluid Analysis
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Incensed

'A negative reaction to fragrant smoke has left the sufferer anything but relaxed. They need to be calmed down with a sophisticated blend of aromas, specially catered to their needs.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Herb Garden
* Nurse
Monobrow

'Extreme hair growth, caused by excessive consumption of both highbrow and lowbrow entertainment. The monobrow must be carefully removed and placed in a secure container to prevent it from escaping.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Description

Monobrow is a singularly troubling disease, as Patients with Monobrow can spawn Monobeasts when they sneeze. The monobeasts fall off their brow, on to the floor, then promptly run and hide under an item, causing a reduction in Hygiene.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* M.E.G.A Scan
* Ward
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Ward
* Nurse

## Monobeasts

*Main article: Monobeast*

The parasitical and verminous monobeast will spawn from a Monobrow patient when they sneeze. It will then make its escape, only to find refuge under a corridor item such as a bin, or vending machine. They can be shot by the player in a hidden minigame, leaving a janitor to dispose of its remains.

## Trivia

* Shooting monobeasts is a reference to Two Point Hospital's spiritual predecessor, Theme Hospital, in which the player could shoot rats that infested your hospital when hygiene became too low.
Giggle Pump

'Serious scientific silliness.'

## Cost

 100
600

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Giggle Pump** is an entertainment wall item, used for reducing patients' boredom, and increasing happiness for all Pointians. It was a reward from The Gyro-Nut, the first global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 18th December 2019, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

Mounted to the wall is a beige box with a cylindrical top, bearing the image of a familiar clown, and a smiling set of red clown lips. A black L-shaped bracket below features the red activation button.

### Function

Staff and Patients alike can use the Giggle Pump; patients will use this item in corridors, while staff may also use this item inside rooms. Both can receive a 2-3% increase in happiness and patients may also receive a 75-80% reduction in boredom.

The Pontian also receives a new feeling for approximately one month or so; *"The Giggles - A bit laughy after honking on a Giggle Pump"*. This will cause the Pontian to burst into fits of giggling occasionally.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Fridge

'Keeps its contents below room temperature. Wears magnets instead of clothes.'

## Cost

 50
200

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Fridge** is a decorative item. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A retro-fashioned fridge-freezer in pale turquoise with silver handles.

### Function

A purely decorative item that features no attractiveness effect. It contains ice lollies that Staff members will lick and put back, and occasionally a staff member will crawl into the top compartment to investigate.

## Requirements

### Room

The Cupboard may be placed in almost every room, the exceptions being the Café, Reception and Toilets, as well as the Corridor.

## Gallery

Fridge in useFridge in useFridge in useFridge in useFridge in useFridge in use
Hot Chocolate Maker

'Dispenses liquid chocolate in a professional manner for grown up business people with serious things to do and places to be.'

## Information

### EFFECT(S)

Reduces Thirst
Increases Happiness

## Cost

 400
300

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Hot Chocolate Maker** is a drinks dispenser, used for reducing thirst and increasing happiness for Patients and Staff. It is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A dark brown tabletop with tall brown legs bears a hot chocolate maker in light grey with black top, base and handle, and a white top. Along with it is a white mug and an orange pack of marshmallows.

### Function

Members of staff will only use Hot Chocolate Makers in the Staff Room, or when they are in another room unoccupied, with no queue outside. If there is a queue, they may examine the Hot Chocolate Maker, but will not drink. When they do, their thirst will be reduced by 70% and their happiness will be increased by 10%.

## Requirements

### Room

The Hot Chocolate Maker may be placed in any room except Corridors, the Café and Toilets.