recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Crimson Tide

*Worf's Russian ancestor seizes some photon tor...I mean, nukes. Alabama (the sub, not the band) puts to sea in case things go Wolf 359. Add a battle, garbled orders & the worst H.R. incident & you have Hunter's first day.*

*Ramsey gets reverse Jellico'd by Hunter for trying to go "Full Spread" without clear orders. Hunter puts 3 pegs in the Russian sub. The Alabama is saved from being flattened in Queen/David Bowie style.*

*Ramsey's back! He launched missiles in "Superman: The Movie" and goddamn it he's going to launch them here! Hunter's got to escape and pull out the isolinear chips before all the Otisburgs in Russia get wiped out.*

*Vossler slides a tab into the cable box & unscrambles the message to chill. For starting mutinies & nearly nuking the world, Hunter gets promoted & Ramsey retires. Thus, continuing the Trek tradition of "no repercussions."*
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Bread BoxCatbasket

*Garek's shop gets taken out by an Enjoli bomb and the loaf who did it gets fried up in a pan. The Breadboxes claim the kill but Odo's not buying it. If he could smell, the scent of fish would be in the recycled air.*

*Odo gets hold of the Cardy NOC list & Garek is the last one on it alive. They set off after Garek's old boss, Enabran Phelps, for answers & find him teamed up with the Cat Baskets planning to "Red Light, Green Light" the Founders.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Odo**

For taking a shot at Romulan tailoring
Ben's pick is **Romulan Tal Shiar officer**

For not playing games and answering all of Sisko and Odos questions
## Trading Cards

Thimbles Everywhere!How Would You Describe Your Preferred Fragrance?Like Every Family Roadtrip Of Ben's ChildhoodYou'd Never Do That To Clarence PageJoyous In His GobsmackificationYou Can't Cram It Up Your Ass Because Of TelevisionA Ham In A SweaterAnd Then He Killed Everyone In The Room
Leon Schlesinger

*This character looks like to Marco Diaz in 1943.*

**Leon Schlesinger** (May 20, 1884 – December 25, 1949) was an American film producer, remembered for founding Leon Schlesinger Studios, which later became the Warner Bros. Cartoons studio, during the Golden Age of American animation. He was also a distant relative of the Warner Brothers. As head of his own studio, Schlesinger served as the producer of Warner's *Looney Tunes* and *Merrie Melodies* cartoons from 1930, when Schlesinger assumed production from his subcontractors, Harman-Ising, to 1944, when Warner acquired the studio.

## Early life and career

Schlesinger was born to a Jewish family[2] in Philadelphia. After working at a theater as an usher, songbook agent, actor, and manager (including the Palace Theater in Buffalo, New York),[3] he founded Pacific Title & Art Studio in 1919, where most of his business was producing title cards for silent films. As talking pictures ("talkies") replaced them in 1929 and 1930, Schlesinger looked for ways to capitalize on the new technology and stay in business. Some film historians claim that he helped finance the Warner Brothers' first talkie, *The Jazz Singer* (1927). He then secured a contract with the studio to produce its brand-new *Looney Tunes* series, and he signed animators Hugh Harman and Rudy Ising to create these cartoons with their Bosko character as the star.

## Evil in 1940 in MAD

In the episode of MAD Express, Leon Schlesinger is the evil creator of Woody Woodpecker and Casper in the Warner Bros. Schlesinger looks like Marco. For several times, Schlesinger sold the studio Warner Bros.

## Appearances in Show

### **Season 1**

* **Episode 7: What is the woodpecker is woodpecker?:** Leon Schlesinger appeared drawing Woody Woodpecker.
Chris Brynner of Brynner Information Systems

Chris Brynner was the owner of Brynner Information Systems in 2024. Brynner claims to be fairly well known because of "Interface Operations," "Net Access" and "Channel 90." However, in contrast to his apparent wealth, he only had one set piece to work with and obviously lived in his office. Even when he was having a party with several influential people, it had to be held in his office.

Brynner claims to have had a Maori tribal tattoo that ran all the way down his arm back in the 90s, but he says he had it removed when he went corporate.

Despite only appearing in two episodes (DS9 311 & DS9 312 ), he earned a character drop:

Chris Brynner, Brynner Information Systems
Conejo Risueñito: Livin the Wikias

## Resumen

El Conejo Risueñito es una saga de videojuegos indie infinalizada que trata la historia de El Conejo, un conejo antropomorfo con escopetas, y su amigo El Viejo, un viejo malhumorado, que estan en busca de "Tu Vieja" y tratan de salvar al mundo del peligro causado por la profesora Bagom.
El juego se sitúa principalmente en América Latina.

## Protagonista Destacado:

El Conejo Risueño. El Cinejp es un personaje recurrente en la saga de juegos "El Conejo Risueñito".

El Conejp es, como su nombre lo indica, un conejo antropomórfico que siempre lleva consigo una escopeta que le fue entregada por su amigo, y aveces enemigo, El Viejo (también conocido como Viejobolsa, Viejoverde, Bolsiviejo etc).

## Lugar Destacado:

Cuba En general, Cuba tiene el aspecto a la Proa de un barco vista desde arriba. Lo único destacable es la cantidad de errores gráficos en el océano y su baja población.
Ball Kicking Machine

### Synopsis

The "Ball Kicking Machine" is a frequent idea/drop used by Ben and Adam when a character has experienced some kind of defeat or misfortune, normally at the hands of someone else, be it a fellow crewmember or adversary.

Used as slang in English, Wikitionary defines the idiom "kick in the balls" appropriately as:

> A big setback or dissapointment
>
>

### Drop Audio

The sound of a mechanical windup and spring trigger.
Borgs

Borgs Ben and Adam

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Borgs

From Amazon's episode description of the episode "Q Who"

The crew is hurled into the future by the malevolent Q, who sets them up for destruction by a race of half-human, half-robot aliens known as the Borgs.
The added S, for reasons unexplainable by science, makes it roughly 12x funnier.
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Admiral BobGlass Top Coffee Tables

*Do you think Klingons listen to @aragusea and season the cutting board and not the captain before cooking? Why doesn't the water bear get a safe word when hooked to the S&M drive? How is Radio Shack still making telescopes?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tilly**

For trusting that the tardigrade won't kill her, with absolutely no evidence
Ben's pick is **Lt. Stamets**

For trusting Burnham that he should transport the tardigrade into engineering, but not trusting her enough not to hold a phaser at it
## Trading Cards

Crystallization Electric Nightmare? Nope. Just Making A New UniformRead This Closed Captioning Very Carefully!Admiral Severe Bob Is OnlineKilling Glass Tables And Crew Right AwayLike Finding A Party In Your Dorm Room And You Weren't InvitedIt's Cow Milking A Map To The Universe!Lorca Has No Problem Raining Debris All Over The ColonyThe Beginning Of Adam's Luggage Envy
Dan Zembroski

**Daniel Aloysius "Dan" Zembroski**(voiced by Vincent Tong) is the main protagonist of the animated science fiction series, "Packages from Planet X."

## Personality

Dan is charismatic, childish at times, and would do anything to get in on the fun. He can also be a bit of a jerk at times, but still cares for his friends. Despite his fun-loving, impulsive ways, Dan regards his responsibility to keep all the packages out of Copernicus' clutches and save the world from alien domination.

## Appearance

Dan is tall, slender, wears a yellow shirt underneath his black jacket with an "X" on the front, light blue jeans, black sneakers, has light brown skin, dark green eyes, and brown hair.

## Relationships

### Amanda Highborn (Friend)

Despite Amanda's occasional bossiness and her being an honor student instead of Dan, Amanda and Dan are close friends and possible crushes.

### Troll Moko (Best Friends)

Troll is Dan's very best friend and lovable right-hand man. Whatever Dan wanted to do, Troll would always be onboard.

### CuRT

CuRT is Dan's helpful and faithful robot assistant.

## Appearances in Show

### **Season 1**

* **Episode 2: The Squid Tentacles Gold**: Dan Zembroski appeared in this episode. Marco meets Mrs. Branigan is drunk woman and Dan Zembroski is the pirate.

* **Episode 24 Dan Zembroski vs. Kat:** Dan Zembrosky appeared in the episode, finally Dan is the enemy of Mr Kat.
Chloe Carmichael

**Chloe Carmichael** is Timmy 's new neighbor. He also has to share his fairies with her as of the premiere of Season 10, due to a shortage of Fairy Godparents being available to children. She is voiced by Kari Wahlgren and was introduced in Season 10's first episode, The Big Fairy Share Scare. She is currently a co-protagonist of the show, alongside Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda. Now is the new magic princess who appears in this episode of MAD Express.

## Character

She is an over-achieving and enthusiastic girl, born on March 21st, the same day as Timmy. She tends to wish for things that may help people or be nice to them. Her favourite tv show is The Fair Bears, a parody of the Care Bears that speaks about being nice to others and to always be fair. Her birthday is the one day a year she puts herself over others, becoming obsessed with being the center of attention on that day similarly to Timmy.

### Description

Chloe has blonde hair and blue eyes. She wears a yellow and white sleeveless dress, with black leggings and purple sandals, along with a purple bow in her hair. She also has a noticeable gap in her teeth.

### Personality

An enthusiastic and outgoing young girl with a "can-do attitude", Chloe has an optimistic demeanor and tries hard to do good in the world. She is considered intelligent by even Denzel Crocker and appears to be accepting of others despite their differences, even a giant monster. Chloe is notably an over-achiever with a phobia of quitting (to the point where she is even against the word being used) and while her determination and optimism are usually seen in her concern and desire to help others, she sometimes tries too hard to do good in the world. Chloe often gets ahead of herself and thinks without acting, and can end up doing more harm than good because of it. All of this proves that she suffers from perfectionism. As a result, she alienates those around her and is unable to make friends, leaving her miserable.

## Appearances in Show

### **Season 1**

* **Episode 3: The rabbit and man**: Chloe appeared in this episode, Danny encounters the rabbit Bugs Bunny, maybe could bring carrots.
* **Episode 17 Who Framed Mr. Kat**: Chloe tries the frisky bits of fish for an alien cat.

### **Season 2**

* **Episode 19**  **To Rabbit or Not To Rabbit**: Chloe Carmichael appeared in the episode, with Bugs Bunny and then the dog named Growler.
* **Episode 22 Duck Trouble:** Chloe apperied the Daffy Duck tries with Star Butterfly.
* **Epis**ode 23 Snow Cartoons 2: Chloe, Clarence, Star, and Bugs Bunny release in the Snow Land
* **Episode 24** Teen Titans To!: Chloe help Robin, Beastboy, Raven, Cyborg, and Starfire on Danger in the Snow Lava

HhhhhC
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*Shakaar's on DS9 to do PR for Bajor entering the Federation. But when he shifts from wanting relations with the public to relations with Kira it causes Odo to go green instead of gold. And Odo has to protect Shakaar from May-quees Jr.!*

*The Romulan Neutral Zone. The Klingon Neutral Zone. The Demilitarized Zone. You think that's dangerous space to be in? Bullshit! It's the Friend Zone that's the most treacherous! And Odo's trapped right in the middle.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Odo**

Not saying anything about his feelings
Ben's pick is **Quark**

Bad and obvious bug placement
## Trading Cards

Certified '90s SupercutsI Guess We're Best Friend Now?A Braided Leather Belt Is Never CoolThat's The Angle Where You Can TellThat Fruit Looked Overripe. That's Why He Hid It ThereGotta Wonder What Odo Could Do To Her Turbolift ShaftI Want Odo To Be Happy!Takes It Out On The Plant!
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*Why do Klingons build boardrooms over live volcanoes? Why does Amanda wear a hoodie when she has the best hair on the show? When did Starfleet install rave lighting? Does that baby even have arms and legs? So many questions!*

*Bat'leth fights are cool but if you need to get your splatter on you bring the love child of a Varon-T and Echo Papa 607! Tilly's got a real Edwina Cutwater problem and needs Stamets to Prahka Lasa her back into the bowl.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Georgiou**

For softening around a baby
Ben's pick is **Michael Burnham**

Tribble ringtone
## Trading Cards

A Good PowerpointDid They Build A Set That Was Both Rooms?Meltdown!A Secret Bhay-Bhay!It Seems Like A Weapon Without HonorEverybody Gets Remmicked!!!How Much Did Mucinex Pay For This?An Even Better Presentation Than Ash Had
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Kai Winn feels Weyoun's pagh.

*Jake decides to help his dad fight the blues by getting him a trading card! Jake goes to an auction and gets sniped by a boomer with disposable income.*

*Jake & Nog strike a deal for that sweet cardboard swag with a dude who has to be the last living subscriber to "Goop." While they barter and commit low level B&E (that's your stepmom, Nog!) Weyoun is trying to get Bajor's final rose.*

## Show Bits

* Sisko's Cooking
* Ensign Hospitality

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Weyoun**

Being the villain that is full of zeal
Ben's pick is **Jake & Nog**

For making a terrible wizard of oz reference
## Trading Cards

You Know That Feeling When You're At Dinner With Boomers Talking News?Kai Winn Is Not The Antidote For DepressionUse Ebay Quark! This Auction Is Too Limited!Ben! I'm Super Psyched To Hang With You!You're 50! Why Do You Have A Tanning Bed?Probably The Creepiest Scene In Show HistoryWho Booked Weyoun Above Him?He Uses The Same Chair Ben And Adam Use!
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
DIS 302

Parasitic ice covering the USS Discovery

*Discovery McFlys out of the time steam and Pamchenkos into a planet's evil ice rink. While the crew works on broken hulls and heads, Saru and Tilly set out looking for people and parts to help with repairs.*

*Saru, Tilly and Georgiou get in a real High Loaf Drifter situation against the local mining town's resident bad guy. Burnham shows up just in time to save Discovery from the ice and launch a new #haircast discussion.*

## Opening Segment

Happy 100th episode (continuing the tradition of misnumbering TGD eps)

## Show Bits

* Spork Box
* USS Entrepreneur
* Episode Over-Cut to theme
* Sicks Bay
* Glass Top Coffee Tables

## P1 Messages

To FhMa

To FoDs

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Ensign Hazmat**

for being named Gene
## Trading Cards

Skidding! Skidding!You Don't Want To Land Implant Down. It's Like Dropping A Sandwich!You Gotta Wipe The Control Off Your Shoes! Good Thing This Is An Uncarpted Starship!I Make A Lot Of Things Shaped Like A Cylinder. If You Want I Can Put A Mouth Or Anus On Top!Hit With The Charcoal GunShe's Gonna Control The MeetingWhy Is This Important Box So Hard To Get To???She Has Long Hair Now!!!!
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Ruins on the surface of planet L-S VI.

*Odo's estranged slickback foster daddy thinks he's found Planet Bucket and wants to take a daddy/son day trip.*

*Odo's picked up a GTD (Goo Transmitted Disease) that sends him into full Silly Putty Predator mode! Why don't they just replicate enough Shamwows to cover the whole station? He'd never get out.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sisko**

For being able to do a lot with little time
Ben's pick is **DP**

Moment Shimoda for them not showing Jake & Nog when it pans to the upper walkway
## Trading Cards

Odo Wants His Hand On The PuckI Wanna Be Your Father FigureHow Many Remixes Of "Maylota" Do You Think There Are?You Have To Replace It With A Bag Of Sand!He Really Should Be Wearing GlovesYou Rarely Get Practical GooYelling At The Slime In "Ghostbusters 2"The Digital Goo Is So Bad!
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Pizza Oven Killing Shirt

*Kira gets an email with no subject heading, which means it's straight to the unemployment line. For severance she gets unlimited spa days and a "deeply satisfying" religious experience.*

*Jaro nabs Kira and monologues that it's been him running Hydra and SHIELD...I mean...the government and the Circle all along!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Bareil**

For his creepy/funny seduction techniques (like showing women the box)
Ben's pick is **The Circle guy wearing no-sleeves during the fight**

For knowing how cool he'd look for not skipping Arm Day
## Trading Cards

Here's Your Lotion BackCan I Change Places With You?Let's Get Drunk And Screw!A Very Steamy Religious ExperienceHe's Frequently The RatAbducted By Jawas!Always Dracula5 Minutes Of Show Between. No Kidding!
50 Year Old Ensign

"Isn't Lt. Worf scheduled to replace Ensign Terrigan?"

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/50 Year Old Ensign

Ensign is the lowest officer rank in Starfleet. The assumption is that ensigns are in their early 20s after graduating from Starfleet Academy. 50 is an age by which some other professionals have reached the rank of captain or even admiral after years of work.

Referenced in that segment is Adam's Drunk Shimoda for episode 17.
Adam's Drunk Shimoda for episode 148 was a 50 year old ensign. (At about 53:30).

And of course: Ensign JLP in the Q produced preboot of Star Trek: Picard
DS9 618

*Bashir's life is saved when he's stopped from taking a shuttle to a medical conference. Too bad he might spend the rest of it in a poorly decorated cell thanks to a Wanna-Be-Satie who's convinced he's turned to Jon Voight Jim Phelps*

*It's starting to look like Bashir's really been going Tommy Flanagan when the Dominion prison break him. But when the escape goes Truman Show everyone realizes he really has seen Morgan Fairchild naked this whole time!*

## Show Bits

* Julian Bashir: Piss Freak
* Lawyer Picard
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Un-adjective X-Men
* McLaughlin Group

## P1 Messages

Happy Fathers Day

Happy Fathers Day

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Bashir**

For giving the finger at :04:20
Ben's pick is **Sisko**

For ordering Bashir to join Section 31
## Trading Cards

Jerking It Is Still The Best WayBashir's Got A Message For Mr. Performance Model PipsGeordi Was A Sleeper Agent! Why Not You?Respect My Pips And Get The Hell Out!At Least You Believe Me Don't You, Captain?Beamed Into The Office Of A Very Happy WeyounIs This The Holodeck Set From "Voyager?"Become A Spy For Real? (The Eyes Whisper) Hell, Yeah
Règles

## Les Règles du Wiki et du Tchat

1. Il est interdit d'insulter ou de menacer quelqu’un sur le wiki. manquement a cette règle : bannissement définitif du tchat ET 15 jour bannis du wiki.
2. Pour être modérateur,il faut au moins que Feuillenoire connaisse un minimum la personne et que celle-ci ne fasse pas de bêtises.
3. il est strictement INTERDIT de créer une page d'un personnage inventé ou de modifier une page pour des informations stupides!!
4. il est interdit de manquer de respect a un administrateur, ceux qui manqueront a cette règle seront bannis 15 jours,s'ils recommence c'est bannissement définitif.
5. l’utilisation d'un triple compte est égal a 2 jour de bannissement,si vous voulez abandonner deux précédent comptes,prévenez-moi.

*(page pas encore terminée)*
Ensign Hospitality

After 60 years lost at sea, Captain Montogmery Scott is beamed right up to the Entrepreneur. Despite his legendary reputation, the senior staff duck for cover because he won't shut up about it.

Delegating the whole "welcome aboard" thing to the lowest rung on the mixed metaphor totem pole, Ensign Hospitality. His job was to see the guests to their quarters, show them how the curtains work, how many channels there are on the TV, and anything else until they give him a tip.
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*Bareil's got an bad case of orb fixation...the one from the Prophets and the ones on Kira! But while he takes a Kennedyesque approach to becoming Kai, Vedek Ratchet forces Kira to check his temporary internet files and they bad!*

*The jig is up! The news is out! They finally found him! Bareilidict Arnold is out of the race, but (engage French accent here) HAZ ZE VEDEK ASSEMBLY FOUND HEM GUILTY OF A WAR CRIME HE DIDAN'T COMMIT?!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Bariel**

For being contractually shirtless
Ben's pick is **Winn's purple old dudes**

For existing
## Trading Cards

Hit That Orb!Hey... Your Body Isn't Bad Or InspirationalLeather And Moisture Is The Path To Spiritual EnlightenmentThe Kind Of Eyes Criminals Make To Each OtherI've Been Writing A Letter Every DayHe Is The Jesus To Her PopeA Shirtless Michael Dukakis And A Less Likeable Margaret ThatcherThat Can't Be Why Adam Doesn't Love The Episode, Is It?
Basic Trek Terms

Sometimes obscure terms that avid watchers of Star Treks are expected to know. Used without excessive performance or head cannon by Ben and Adam.

**A Warriors' Choice**

Worf once called prune juice "a warriors' drink"
**Kobayashi Maru**

A test with no correct solution, designed to result in failure. Kobayashi Maru scenario
**Maylota**

The name of a Klingon opera: Aktuh and Maylota
**Pips**

The buttons on the collars of star fleet uniforms that denote rank Starfleet ranks
**Torpedo Funeral**

The casings that ship-to-ship explosives come in are repurposed as coffins and fired out the torpedo tubes as a burial at space.
DS9 722

Bashir using test tubes.

*Rusot puts himself on the two-fisted chopping block with his constant attempts to guerrilla shame Kira. Sisko asks Worf to find a way to curb Gowron's reckless war enthusiasm. He should have watched "Reunion" first.*

*Kira and Damar's rebels manage to Firefox a tick with the Breen weapon away from Freak Space 9. The combadge is on the table as Worf challenges Gowron to enter ThunderConferenceRoomDome to decide the fate of the Empire!*

## Show Bits

* Julian Bashir: Piss Freak
* Star Trek Caves
* Kevin Uxbridge
* Clip Show Device
* McLaughlin Group
* Glass Top Coffee Tables

## P1 Messages

Happy Birthday

Unhappy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Garak**

For having the most fun
Ben's pick is **Garak**

For enjoying Kira dragging Damar
## Trading Cards

A Vertical Glass Table. The Perfect Symbol To End This SeriesIt's OK, Garak. Tailors Can't Get The Disease.Are You Sure You Want Me To "Do Whatever It Takes?" Do You Know What Happened To Duras?He Pays The Fucking Price For Putting His Hands On Her!What My Theory Presupposes Is...Maybe You Should Let The Empire Die?It Looks Like A Dog With So Many Ticks!Normally He's The Fuzzy Version Of TheseHe Should Have Gone Out BetterDamar Saves Kira The Trouble Of Taking Rusot Out
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Poster by J.J. LendL

*Sisko's got to Postmates some commercial grade replicators to Cardassia. Security is worried the May-quees might try to Road Warrior the cargo and that Sisko might be sleeping with the enemy! Garak's got a date...or...something?*

*Sisko catches Kasidy trucking Coors east of Texas but the real bandit is back on the station. Eddington has a cigarette boat full of replicators & video double middles for Sisko, who needs lessons from Riker in reading poker faces.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Quark**

For seeming to not know measurements
Ben's pick is **Sisko**

For maintaining trust in Eddington
## Trading Cards

He Smells The Spot!Worf Turns Off His Combadge When He Sleeps On The Little DAny Chance You're Gonna Be In Billings?This Is How Cardassians FlirtYou Know How Kasidy Makes White Foam Come Out Of You? Look At This!Phasered Like A Pot Of Mashed PotatoesA Pretty Intense Villian GloatHer Defense Lawyer Is Ron Canada
Front/Back Zip

In the beginning of the third season the uniforms were redone from the old "jumpsuit" style uniforms to snazzy, shoulder-padded, custom-fitted uniforms. With a back zip. The theory is that if you were an important character, you got somebody in your trailer to help you dress, and zip you up.

Unimportant characters got a one-size-maybe-fits-some-people uniform that zipped up the front. Because who is going to shill out $6,000 on Ensign NoLines?

So the position of the zip on a uniform became a quick reference to how important a character was.
DS9 702

*The Siskos & NueDax comb the desert for the lost orb. Damar is a party Cardi with his day drinking management style. Jumpy from lack of good massage therapy, Kira takes on a fleet of Warbirds with some Bajoran Rent-A-Wrecks.*

*The Rotarran causes a stellar hemorrhoidal flare up Jadzia will see from Sto'Vo'Kor. Sisko pours some orb Drano into the wormhole after his prophet-to-son chat. The DS9 gang learns the Trill is not gone!*

## Show Bits

* Ankylosaurus
* Admiral Belt Buckle
* For Some Reason Jake
* This Old Starship
* What my theory presupposes is...

## P1 Messages

To Ben and Adam

To The Q

Chris Brynner of Brynner Information Systems
## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Note writer**

For sending 72 year old Brock Peters into the desert
Ben's pick is **Quark**

For picking the 'cutting ourselves' moment to show up Klingon
## Trading Cards

He Crashes The Party At The Wrong Ass MomentThere Was A Time In 1998 You Couldn't Buy A Shirt Without A Horizontal Stripe Across The FrontIt's Like Taking A Date To Cheyenne MountainUsing Only Two Hands Is Not Giving You His All, KiraYah Honna Wanna Load Up Yah Rollah With A Good Amount Of PaintThe Farts Open The Door To The Wormhole!!!It Makes A Big Boom!!!Timpani Sounds!
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Ensign Hoya, a female Benzite.

*Sisko goes from Harry Stamper to Howard Hughes when a Jem'Hadar hooptie crashes in intergalactic waters. Before the crew can Glomar Explorer it, Miss Mathis and a gang of Ketracel Pissed arrive to Lizard Lick it out from under them.*

*There's an enigma aboard Tick-571 & Kilana wants it back. When she starts dropping depth charges Sisko & crew try to pop the clutch & escape. The tick stalls! Quique is DOA! Worf didn't pick up any people skills pillow talking with Troi!*

## Opening Segment

Conversation about an uncomfortable situation.

## Show Bits

* Chaotic Bro
* Eyes to Commercial
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* RSVP

## P1 Messages

Birthday message

This Old Starship style
Vichy Frenchman
Fathers day message

(very late)
## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **O'Brien**

For breathing mystery gas
Ben's pick is **Sisko**

For trusting Kilana
## Trading Cards

An Unfortunate Artistic ChoiceThe Random Gets Killed!She Reads "California" NiceSisko:We're At Jem'Haloggerheads Kilana: What?!?!?Worf: "Counsels" O'Brien. It Does Not Go WellCue Sarah McLachlanSome Founder Gold AccumulationEarly Trek Funeral Science Has Maintained
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runabout Rio Grande alongside the Antares-class freighter Norkova

Season 1 BashirLt. Toast

*Everyone's favorite stalker doctor gets "Freaky Fridayed" by some dude who gets his hair done by the same person who did Crispin Glover's in "Charlie's Angels."*

*I can understand the crew not noticing that Bashir is acting extra pervy. What I can't understand is why they worked so hard to get him back.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sisko**

For shooting Bashir
Ben's pick is **Ty**

At 26:10, for leaving, and then having no idea where to go
## Trading Cards

I Don't Want Bashir's Finger Anywhere Near My Asshole!Mid '90s Split LoafOfficer SecuritoastAn 8-Bit Map Of The Human BrainWhose Brain Could He Be Stowing Away On?It's Like A DongleWhat's Going On...Oh!!!!All The Women Do A Slow Clap
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Elim Garak wearing a Starfleet environmental suit

*DS9 is breaking down and like working on a Mercedes in West Virginia finding parts is a problem. With no Cardassian RockAuto available O'Brien, Garak, Nog and disposable crewmen 1-4 head out to scrap a Nor on blocks.*

*Instead of finding spare parts the crew is being turned into them by two unfrozen Cardis who are not Sonny Clemonds chill. Garak takes them out but then goes Tyrone Biggum for murdering humans setting up a showdown with MacGyver O'Brien.*

## Show Bits

* Jackie and Laurie
* The Single Brass Instrument Of Subtext
* This Old Starship

## P1 Messages

Questions From Christmas

Ion Moon Drives

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Andrew Robinson**

For his pyscho performance
Ben's pick is **Nog**

For not using his hand phaser
## Trading Cards

That's A Dark Fucked Up Version Of Our HouseAlien Goo Is Bad NewsYou See A Lot Of These In "Booby Trap"My Tool Was In There!Well, That Can't Be An AccidentSlightly Subtler Foreshadowing Than Coughing Up A Hanky Full Of BloodTheir Ability To Work Together Is Going To Be DimishedTiger Claw Combat!
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
Crankin' It

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Crankin' It

Ben and Adam use this as slang for masturbation. Probably specifically male masturbation. Because it reminds them of the hand motion, I guess? What do their penises look like?

Anyway. In one episode Ben Sisko abruptly gets a new inappropriate hobby just in time for the war with the Dominion. He builds a hand-cranked ~~sailboat~~ starship using ancient Bajoran plans. Jake accompanies him on the maidenhead launch.

To get the ship's solar sails to work they need to manually turn cranks, presumably those winch the sails in and out.

So basically, the Sisko boys had some alone time in a sailboat and spent most of it crankin' it.

Oh! I just remembered. In the beginning of the episode Ben Sisko barges in on Jake, something you should never do to a teenager because maybe he's crankin' it. But that's OK because Ben invited Jake to come crank it with him on the boat.

Note: The term "Jake"ing Shuttlecraft refers to Jake **Kurland** committing grand theft previa.
Mad Express Nickelodeon Wiki

Welcome to MAD Express Wiki!

## Introtuction

Приветствуем вас и приветствуем Spin от MAD Magazine и MAD Cartoon Network, MAD Express Nickeodeon Wiki, который является основным источником побочной продукции Nickelodeon серии MAD Express, MAD Cartoon Network и MAD Magazine. Эта вики была создана 2 апреля 2017 года. До сих пор существует 3,162 статьи, и нам нужна вся помощь, поэтому, пожалуйста, помогите нам, исправив ошибку или добавив информацию на страницу. Полная серия рассчитана на TV-PG-V для умеренного насилия.

If you vandalize this wiki, all your edits will be undone and all members of the wiki will be informed of this to keep you off of the wiki. But until then, here is an excellent place to go to—The Mad Cartoon Network Wiki!

**UPDATE 4/5/14**: Hi. I'm the creator of MAD Express Nickelodeon Wiki. I first made this page when I was 13 and I am completely stunned at what you guys had accomplished. For the first 6 months, I pretty much edited almost all the pages on my own with only a few people helping me. I have stopped using this for about 3 years now and I can't believe how much the wiki has grown. And look! There is still the same logo and background I used back in 2019. Thank you guys so much for contributing for all this and take care -MADstu30

**Warning:** The taxpayers / users are prohibited vandalize this wiki otherwise.

## What is MAD Express?

***MAD Express*** is an animated sketch comedy on Nickelodeon, based on MAD Cartoon Network and MAD Magazine. MAD magazine (and the show) parody many popular shows or products, usually putting two popular things together in one sketch.
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*Zek mainlines some orb, which has him lobe-blocking Quark and rewriting the Rules of Acquisition into a remake of "Brewster's Millions." Bashir is up for a Carrington Award, but it has nothing to do with "Dynasty" so who cares?*

*Quark jakes Zek into the Space Butthole to try and convince the Polyps...I mean "Prophets"...to give him back his Boss Hogg gland. Bashir, Carrington, doesn't win, still not "Dynasty." Repeat: who cares?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Quark**

For having a cavalier profound religious experience
Ben's pick is **Red-shirt sitting down at the Carrington Award scene**

For being stressed that he didn't offer his seat to a superior officer
## Trading Cards

Quark's Stem Bolt Is Going To Self SealThat Sceptre Is UnmistakeableSurprise! There's Free BarbequeRom's Place Is A Fucking DumpVery Excited About His New BookEight Rainiers Is Not Gonna Break The BankHe's High On OrbThe Mistake They All Made Is They All Bet On Bashir
"You just got Schism'd"

A T-Shirt was based off this joke and is being sold as the official T-Shirt of the Premature Assimilation Tour.

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/"You just got Schism'd"

Did your reality just get altered inconceivably? Has your perception of all that is true and good been turned upon its familiar head? Does the sight or sound of scissors make your mind reel without any logic or rationale? My friend, it's likely that you just got Schism'd. Coined from the Next Gen episode "Schisms" (said properly in a Kevin Uxbridge accent), during which several characters' realities are, in fact, Schism'd, Ben and Adam popularly reworked this noun into a verb, describing comedic moments of psychic upheaval, accompanied by the Moog-y synth bass drop intro of Ice T's "Colors".
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Club Martus has some huge purple balls

*O'Brien opens a Planet Fitness franchise in a cargo hold, but wishes it was an airlock when Bashir shows up. A haircut Guinan opens New Caesars and starts a Vegas strip war with Quark!*

*DS9's neutrinos are caught in the Coriolis Effect thanks to the new casino's purple luck balls. O'Brien dresses part Rambo/part JCPenney sportswear model to take down Bashir in a racquetball match that's only missing a Stan Bush theme song!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Bashir**

For his growing frustration with the empty sauces
Ben's pick is **Quark**

For doing the play-by-play himself
## Trading Cards

It Does Not IntimidateWins! And Then Croaks With A Mini "O"Adam Would Buy The Shit Out Of This Action FigureGoes For The Beige PlateFull Magician RegaliaMotorboating!No One Wants To Shell Out For The Pay-Per-ViewWhere Is The Knuck!?
Maron Open/Maroning

An often-made reference to a segment of the WTF podcast, hosted by comedian Marc Maron. Each episode of this podcast opens with Marc Maron talking/rambling/ranting about his life or any random subject he wishes to speak about (interspersed with ads for JustCoffee.coop or the like) before he gets to his main interview portion of the show.

Adam and Ben enjoy a few several minutes with each other at the start of each pod Maroning around with whatever comes to mind. This is also the section of the show that employs running segments like trading card opening or Bible Study. TGG Maron Opens typically have an air of spontaneity, and some are more successful than others, but they're always a fun warm-up for the main show.
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*On Planet Styrofoam, Kira steps in May-quese skat. When she & Odo try to scrape it off they build it up & build it up & build it up & now it's solid...solid as a rock! Nog tries to get a Trump University scholarship to Starfleet.*

*It looks like Kira's going out "Ripley on Fury 161-style." She lets Odo know she's bucket-curious. It's hard on him, & he thinks more than her hair has changed. Nog proves he has Starfleet's most prized skill: report making.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sisko**

For the having the latitude and ability to be a chaos agent for good
Ben's pick is **O'Brien**

For having lots of off-screen fun hangs
## Trading Cards

Police Squad...Nice!Four Bull Penises, PleaseThat Backfires In A Big WayRebuilding A TercelAn Empire Waisted Rock SkirtThe Plane Is Going Down!I Learned It By Watching You!I Love You, Too... Klang!
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Vedek Ossan presiding over shrine services

*MU Bareil beams in for some larceny & the target is Kira's heart. He's dark, mysterious, & does dinner magic without looking like a jerk. He's everything Bareil MK I wasn't. And for his next trick he'll make Kira's pants disappear.*

*Tell wardrobe to break out the talcum powder 'cause Catsuit Kira is back! She & Bareil MK II plan to jack an orb and set up their own late night religious channel back in the MU. The only way to stop this is to fight Kira with Kira!*

## Show Bits

* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Episode Over-Cut to theme
* This Old Starship

## P1 Messages

Commercial message: podcast

Personal message: good luck in Milan

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Extra at :13::40**

For reading the mall map with her finger
Ben's pick is **Extra at the bar**

For gawking at the dead religious icon
## Trading Cards

Adam Thinks No One's Good Enough For YouWhat Kind Of A Fucked Up Heist Is This?This Is How You Earn Worf's Respect Over DessertI've Got Some Real Bummer Stories If That Floods Your BasementLet's Save That. I Was Up All Night Doing Other YouThis Would Be A Big Problem With Bajoran HRIt's Her Rura Penthe MomentWhy Are You Beaming Back? You're Kind Of Dumb
Freshen Up

In the episode  Cold Fire, Kes learns how to heat up atoms with her mind and uses this ability to "freshen up" a room temperature cup of coffee. When she tries to use her new powers later in the episode, she accidentally boils Tuvok's blood and sets the plants in the airponics bay on fire.

In later podcast episodes, Adam and Ben use "freshened up" to refer to any item or individual that's been seriously burned/melted/set on fire.
Skylanders: Nintendo Force

**Skylanders: Nintendo Force** is a Nintendo-Skylanders video game with *Skymiibos* as the main characters. It is a spin-off of the main Skylanders series.

## Plot

Kaos has all of the Skylanders held captive inside of his new, heavily guarded fortress, and has summoned the worst Nintendo villains to aid him in taking over Skylands. Now it is up to a new team of Skylanders called the Nintendo Force, to battle there way through their enemies, and save Skylands.

## Starter Pack

The Starter Pack will include Fireflare Mario, Cloud Crusher Kirby, and Magnetic Pikachu.

## Characters

### Air

* Cloud Crusher Kirby
* Aerial Captain Falcon

### Dark

* Dark Blade Meta Knight
* Ninja Sheik

### Earth

* Ground Breaker Wario
* Egg Blast Yoshi

### Fire

* Fireflare Mario
* Koopa King Bowser

### Life

* Pikmin Master Olimar
* Banana Bash Donkey Kong

### Light

* Holy Bow Pit
* Star Power Rosalina

### Magic

* Chaos Lord Mewtwo
* Wizard Toad

### Tech

* Full Blast Samus
* Magnetic Pikachu

### Water

* Ice Breaker Ice Climbers
* Squid Kid Inkling Boy

## Levels

### Adventure Pack Levels

* Luigi's Mansion
* Donkey Kong Island
Mappable-Ass Place (MAP)

The Nekrit Expanse, a nasty af Mapple-Ass Place

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Mappable-Ass Place (MAP)

### Synopsis

"Mappable Ass-Place" (MAP) is a joke from VOY 313 as a play on Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's runaway hit sex-anthem WAP.

Truly one of Ben and Adam's greatest achievements in "Joke Math," it came about during the events of Voyager's Fair Trade wherein Neelix was desperately seeking information to provide to the ship in order to remain a useful guide for the D-Quad.

Neelix first runs into a map vendor who informs him that the Nekrit Expanse is "unmappable" which is a total turn in the ball-kicking machine. However, he soon runs into his old friend Wixiban who helpfully informs him that the expanse actually is, in fact, mappable!

This prompted Adam to quip with it's a "Mappable-Ass.." and then he passed the baton to Ben who **SLAM DUNKED** the alley-oop with the brilliant "..Place". Solid. Gold.

### Post-Credits Stinger Song

After the episode credits, tenacious viewers were treated with a full rendition of MAP with vocals by Ben.

#### Lyrics

>
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> ♪ ("There's some whores in this house" x4)
>
>
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> ♪ I said Nekrit Expanse, fuller than my pants
>
> ♪ Mappable-Ass Place, make that navigation safe
>
>
>
> ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..
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> ♪ Yeah, you fuckin’ with a Mappable-Ass Place
>
> ♪ Bring a starship and a map for this Nekrit part of space
>
> ♪ Neelix risked everything he got for this Mappable-Ass Place
>
>
>
> ♪ Wixiban, caught a charge
>
> ♪ Resentful fuck-up, livin’ hard
>
> ♪ Talaxian crooks in this bazaar
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> ♪ Like Morn’s hammer hittin’ the bar [clang]
>
> ♪ Twenty percent goes to Bahrat
>
> ♪ Who’s that Kolaati? He’s super hot
>
> ♪ This place is very mappable,
>
> ♪ Just don’t take a left on Sutok
>
>
>
> ♪ He’s got drugs to make time fly
>
> ♪ No interest from Chakotay
>
> ♪ I want you to park that Delta Flyer right in the Voyager’s shuttlebay [honk]
>
> ♪ No more gherkins, no more gagh
>
> ♪ Talaxian food make you wanna ralph
>
> ♪ I don’t need boots, I don’t need shoes
>
> ♪ My plate has nary an areola root
>
>
>
> ♪ Now get your starship ready to go though this Mappable-Ass Place
>
> ♪ Bring a compass and some paper for this Mappable-Ass Place
>
> ♪ Give up your position on the ship for this Mappable-Ass Place
>
> ♪ Make yourself seem like a liar for this Mappable-Ass Place
>
>
>
>
>

### Notable Examples

A moment of pure joke genius (VOY 313)
This **SLAPS** (VOY 313)
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A convoy of three Par'tok-type cargo vessels.

*It's a Warrior's slide whistle when Worf's swinging Klingon bachelor life gets Cousin Olivered by Alexander showing up on the Rotarran! Dukat brings Ziyal back to DS9 to trick Kira into thinking she's down for some spooning.*

*While Dukat's busy putting out gross Woody Allen vibes with gift giving, Alexander visualizes his inner Bobby Boucher and saves the Rotarran! Could this open a new door for his and Worf's relationship? (Cue the rimshot!)*

## Show Bits

* Klingon Dong Redundancy
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* K urn
* W/r/t

## P1 Messages

Commercial message: anti-anti-privacy

Commercial message: Cult wedding

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Jake**

What is he doing?
Ben's pick is **Klingon High Command**

For doing bits
## Trading Cards

I Don't Like Outer Spoon! It Gets Too Hot!She's Back From The Farm Where They Sent KeikoSo, How's Uncle Kurn?You Don't Over Grapok! Respect The Wok!Your Dad Wasn't Good The First Couple Of Seasons EitherHe's A Regifter!You Got Locked Behind A Door....My Boy!That's Some Rugged "House" Dressing
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*Dukat makes a real Penthouse Forum play to rile Kira by telling her he made the "beast with 2 backs" with her mom! To prove he never saw her mom's orbs, Kira uses one to Quantum Leap to her past for evidence!*

*Kira had her story but the tables have turned! Mom's got hasperat and new clothes and shoes. To keep it all she knows what she must do. She's gonna bang Dukat until he turns blue! Meru's got a new attitude!*

## Show Bits

* K urn
* The Single Brass Instrument Of Subtext
* Star Trek Caves
* Pizza Oven Killing Shirt
* Honeysticks

## P1 Messages

To the future

Under Promise, Over Deliver

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Sisko**

For allowing Kira to time travel
Ben's pick is **Dax**

For her inappropriate party theme
## Trading Cards

He's Not Who You Want To Wake Up To In The Middle Of The NightYou Didn't Tell Me About Dukat Calling And There's An Orb Of Time Travel?!?!Don't Touch Yourself! It'll Break The Space-Time Continuum!He's A Guy You Hate Immediately And Want To See ExplodeImagine Barfing Out All That Food And How Good That's Gonna FeelYou Question The Wisdom Of Building A Space Station For Forced Labor With A Carpeted FloorHe Railed My Mom!It Does Not Deliver On The 20 Meter Blast Radius
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*Now that they found Hugh what are they gonna do...with him! While Culber does some Heavy (D) thinking, Saru heads home determined to give his people the mine kids in "Temple of Doom" moment.*

*The Ba'ul (pronounced "bowel") are determined to keep their Kelpien rich diet at all costs but Pike's ready to set phasers to "Colon Blow." Saru tries to give proto-Armus head...literally!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Saru**

For arranging roommate unfriendly quarters
Ben's pick is **Pike**

For delivering bad writing
## Trading Cards

Not Skipping Arm Day In The NetworkUmm...I'm WaitingA Nice Weight For An L.A. RobeShe's Smoother Than The RestNot Annoyed. She Can Just Turn Off Her EarsExocomps! Armus!Just Punching Shit Out Of The AirGot A Good Look
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O'Brien finds himself in another situtation

*O'Brien's got his good Dockers, his shirt from the Admiral Kirk Casual Collection and the keys to the Winnebago - time to head out with the wife for some road sex! But thanks to an old friend he gets "Card" blocked.*

*Cardassian TSA takes Miles's belt, shoes & everything else looking for torpedoes, but only find the one he was born with. No wonder this frame looks real! It's all his buddy's fault. He's really Pam Ewing's dream fiance, Mark Graison!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Boone**

For being a chaos agent despite not really doing much
Ben's pick is **O'Brien**

For taking a moment to consider a threesome
## Trading Cards

The Opposite Of Ghosting A PartyLooks Like A Guy Who Sells Russian Dumplings Out Of A Food TruckIs It Winnebango? Fuck! It Is, Isn't It?Ah...You're Really Blowing It, DudeThey Don't Even Put Down A Paper SheetWinning Isn't EverythingDo Not Confuse My Efforts To Me Giving A Shit!You Never See A Mustache Like That In "Star Trek"
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Self Spoilers

*After Kira shoots down Loafy Redford's indecent proposal he hires Quark to single white hologram her. The Defiant finds Planet Ghost where Dax meets alien Sam who wants to do much more than make pots with her.*

*Quark's trying to Weird Science up a Kira but he can't get the pictures he needs to feed into the Memotech MTX 512. Holopimping ain't easy. Dax's new boyfriend ghosts her...for real!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **O'Brien**

The line read of "Long time between meals"
Ben's pick is **Sisko**

For his soft-focus placement in the shot at 19:00
## Trading Cards

The Non-Date DateI Could Be Your ToiletThoughts And Lights? It Sounds Boring As Fuck!They Wanna Eat Fruit And FuckA Ludicrous Amount...We Assume?B Story!Quark Head. Kira Body. Still Pretty Nice!Banging Around Alone In Front Of A Greenscreen
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*Nog's home with a new leg but some old pain. He's not down for therapy but he is game to hide from his troubles by putting Vic Fontaine on "repeat all" and becoming a Vegas holo mogul.*

*Nog's got the holo money, the holo power and the holo women. What he doesn't have is a grip. To get him back to his real life Vic is willing to go old Vegas and put his program in a oil drum Hoffa style.*

## Show Bits

* For Some Reason Jake
* Kevin Uxbridge
* Star Trek Caves
* McLaughlin Group

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Vic Fontaine**

For not losing money on a casino
Ben's pick is **Rando**

For not letting exiting passengers leave the shuttle before boarding
## Trading Cards

Ready To Kick Some Ass On Your Good Leg?For Some Reason Jake Is Bringing It With Both BarrelsHey! That's Not The Worst Program Of Mine He Could Be RunningGive Us All The Vic Fontaine Cardigan CosplayWhat The Hell Were You Thinking, Erool Flynn? It Shoots Fire!It's Table Flipping Time And His Legs Are Just FineTough Love Time Game Over.This Scene Sucks So Often But Nog Sticks The Hard Landing
Danny Fenton

**Daniel "Danny" Fenton** AKA **Danny Phantom**, is the half-human/half-ghost, and the main protagonist of the television show series, *Danny Phantom*. Known as 'Danny Fenton' when a human and 'Danny Phantom' when a ghost, his primary motive is to protect the citizenry of Amity Park from the dangerous ghostscoming through the Fenton Portal.

## Appearances in Show

### **Season 1**

* **Episode 2: The Ark of Danny Fenton**: Appeared in the episode, Danny has many animals on the ark.
* **Episode 3: The rabbit and man**: Danny encounters the rabbit Bugs Bunny, maybe could bring carrots.
* **Episode 2**1: Adventure Phantom: Danny encounter Finn and Jake save the Me-Oh Me-Oh

### **Season 2**

* E**p**isode 16: 2 Powerpuff Girls and Steven Universe: Danny save the first day has three mascots Blossom, Bubbles, and Steven in the aquatic ruin zone from sonic the hedgehog 2
* **Episode 17**: The dog and man: Danny Fenton encounters Courage the Cowardly Dog