Ana de Armas

## Overview

Ana de Armas is a highly rated up-and-comer in the world of WWYD, potentially world-class, who is aligned with the Med Event Mafia and has taken on various secret stealth missions for Monica Bellucci. She is generally very quiet and is thought to be fiercely loyal to the Med Event Mafia. As time has gone on she has done a lot of "dirty work" for the group, During the Med Event Mafia vs. The Pantheon storyline, she was seen in a mysterious video completing a mission to eliminate Anya Mikheeva. She is also widely thought to be the masked assassin who tried to murder Damian Hurley in the garden at Hugh Grant's House. She took part in abductions and physical attacks against Damian in the Med Event Mafia Dominate Damian storyline. She helped Lauren Jauregui win Queen's Cup V in a highly controversial moment called The Fingernail of Doom, when she lied down for Jauregui, essentially throwing the match. This was widely criticised. In the Med Event Mafia's Hospitalisation of Brooke Shields, de Armas kicked Brooke Shields in the head with a flying kick launched from the roof of a car. Despite these antics, de Armas has risen up the card and surprised many by winning the 1st Tag-Team Tournament with Jauregui (as The Cuban Connection); she is now tipped to become a fully-fledged main eventer.

# Storylines and Controversies

## WWYD4

The tournament was dominated by the Med Event Mafia vs. The Pantheon storyline. Although de Armas was not officially a member of the Med Event Mafia, during the tournament it emerged that she was their secret agent. In Round 1, de Armas demolished the Russian Anya Mikheeva, 75-25, but after the match mysterious video footage emerged of de Armas taking orders from Monica Bellucci. Given the strength of the score-line, some wonder whether it is legitimate. de Armas then lost 55-45 to Cindy Crawford.

## Queen's Cup IV

de Armas entered the tournament as one of the favourites and started it extremely strongly with thumping wins over Natalie Portman and Jenna Ortega. However, she stalled in her third match drawing against Kate Beckinsale and then lost 55-45 to Natalie Dormer in the Semi-Final. Cynical Colour Analyst Mark Lawrenson suggested in his analysis that de Armas had deliberately thrown the match to smooth the path for Salma Hayek to win, in a spot of Med gamesmanship. These rumours have not been confirmed. Although the Med Event Mafia are not officially reformed, Monica Bellucci is now the legal representative of de Armas, Hayek, Lauren Jauregui and Penelope Cruz and so the group are back together in all but name. After Hayek won the Queen's Cup, de Armas was at her side in celebration.

## WWYD5

de Armas started the tournament strongly but lost narrowly, 52-48 to Michelle Pfeiffer in Round 3. However, like Lauren Jauregui she remained very active in the Med Event Mafia Dominate Damian storyline, in which she generally acted as a silent "special agent", administering various physical punishments to Damian Hurley, including a chokehold and a Chinese burn, and being part of the team that abducted him twice.

## Queen's Cup V

After she and the Med Event Mafia had helped to fix the groups to be favourable to herself and Lauren Jauregui, De Armas easily defeated her Group Stage opponents and scored a perfect 9 points with an average of over 70. In the Semi-Finals, she was due to face Jauregui but then essentially forfeited the match following The Fingernail of Doom, which saw De Armas "lie down" for her teammate. Commissioner Damian Hurley disqualified both Barbara Palvin and Anita Ekberg in the other Semi-Final and gifted Jauregui the trophy win. De Armas celebrated with Jauregui following the win.

## 1st Tag-Team Tournament

De Armas teamed up with her rumoured girlfriend, Lauren Jauregui, to form The Cuban Connection who won all of their matches and were victorious in the tournament. However, as ever, De Armas was not far from controversy because she took part in the Med Event Mafia's Hospitalisation of Brooke Shields and ended up arrested and appearing in court. De Armas had performed a flying kick from the top of a car into Brooke Shields's head. Ultimately Monica Bellucci helped persuade Clarence Thomas to drop the charges, and the aborted Semi-Final worked to the Cubans' advantage as they were losing originally to GTFO. However, after the match was restarted, the Cubans won. They faced The BFFs in the final, who had widely been expected to win the tournament, but de Armas and Jauregui scored an upset victory, which Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz took graciously and recognised them as "the best team".

# Facts

* **Stables**
	+ Med Event Mafia

# Championships and Accomishments

* 1st Tag-Team Tournament winner (with Lauren Jauregui as The Cuban Connection)