CAILLOU THE GROWNUP GOES ON A DATE

CAILLOU THE GROWNUP GOES ON A DATE is the second episode of the CAILLOU THE GROWNUP series by AOK.

## Plot

In the kitchen, Mommy (Doris) is stirring something in a bowl while Daddy (Boris) reads a newspaper. Caillou comes in and says that he has an announcement. Mommy asks if he is moving out. Caillou says that he has a date. Mommy finds the announcement great and Daddy finds it surprising. Caillou says that he found someone on a dating app called Tinder. He adds that he and his date Becky O'Reardon are going out tonight. He imagines himself at a wedding being prepared to kiss Becky and hearing wedding bells. In his room, he kisses an inflatable woman. As he realizes that he is going to be late for his date, the woman deflates. At an Italian restaurant called "Francesco's Trattoria", he meets up with Becky inside. They greet each other and sit at a table. A piano can be seen nearby. Caillou tells Becky that he is a special boy because his parents gave him a special name. Caillou and Becky look at the menu and Caillou notices that there are not a lot of options (though there actually is a lot of options, just none that he likes). Becky asks Caillou if he wants to try fish, but he declines. Caillou also declines on pasta and steak. He wants pizza but Becky says that they don't have pizza. Caillou slams the table and yells at his date causing everyone around the restaurant to glare angrily at Caillou. Becky asks if Caillou always acted like a child and Caillou says that it is no way to talk to her "future husband". Offended, Becky decides to leave Caillou and call him a psycho. Caillou has another tantrum due to Becky calling him the wrong name. After Becky left the restaurant, Caillou goes to a pizzeria and picks up a pepperoni pizza and brings it home. Mommy asks Caillou how his date went. Caillou says that his date left him before they ordered. Daddy asks what did he do to scare her off. Caillou lies by saying that he did nothing and that Becky was mean. Daddy detects his lie by saying that he is a jerk who throws tantrums. Caillou says he is tired and wants Daddy to tuck him in. Daddy refuses but Caillou blackmails him that if he does not tuck him in, he will burn the house. Daddy finally agrees to tuck him in and Caillou jumps but drops his pizza on the floor.

## Outro

With an inflatable doll that was shown earlier in the episode, Caillou is in his room complaining about how he is lonely and wants the viewers to cheer him up by subscribing to AOK. He also threatens them into giving him money by calling the viewer "Daddy".

## Transcript

**Narrator:** Caillou Has A Date.

**Caillou:** I have big news Mommy and Daddy. Guess what it is.

**Mommy (Doris):** You're moving out?

**Daddy (Boris):** Oh yes, please say you're moving out!

**Caillou:** No, I'm not moving out, but I am making a move in my romantic life. I have a date.

**Mommy:** That is great news Caillou.

**Daddy:** Yeah and it is really surprising. Who would go out with you?

**Caillou:** Somebody from Tinder, Daddy.

**Daddy:** Ah, figures.

**Caillou:** We're going out tonight. Her name is Becky and I think I'm in love, Mommy and Daddy.

**Narrator:** Caillou hears wedding bells.

**Marriage Officiant:** Okay, Caillou. Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

**Caillou:** Of course I do.

**Marriage Officiant:** You may kiss the bride, Caillou.

**Caillou:** Yahoo!

**Marriage Officiant:** Mmm good. You're a great kisser, Caillou.

**Caillou:** Yay! I'm a real good kisser. Aw, yeah. Oh, no! I'm gonna be late for my date.

**Narrator:** So Caillou went to the restaurant to meet up with his date, Becky.

**Becky:** Kayloo?

**Caillou:** I'm Caillou. That's me.

**Becky:** That's an interesting name.

**Caillou:** My mommy and daddy gave me a special name because I'm a special boy, Becky.

**Becky:** Cool. Do you know what you want to order?

**Caillou:** Hmm, there aren't a lot of options.

**Becky:** Uh, the fish looks good.

**Caillou:** I don't wanna eat fish tonight.

**Becky:** Okay. Then don't. You could try the pasta.

**Caillou:** I don't wanna eat pasta either. Or steak. I want pizza.

**Becky:** I don't think they have pizza here.

**Caillou:** Well I want it!

**Becky:** Okay.

**Caillou:** I want it!

**Becky:** Are you serious? Do you always act like this?

**Caillou:** Do I always act like what, Becky?

**Becky:** Um, like a baby.

**Caillou:** That's no way to talk to your future husband, Becky.

**Becky:** Ugh, I'm outta here.

**Caillou:** Don't leave me, Becky!

**Becky:** You're a psycho Kayloo!

**Caillou:** I'm Caillou!

**Narrator:** After Becky left, Caillou picked up a pizza and brought it home to Mommy and Daddy.

**Mommy:** How was your date, Caillou?

**Caillou:** She left before we ordered Mommy.

**Daddy:** Did she? Really, wow. Well what did you do to scare her off Caillou?

**Caillou:** I didn't do anything. She was mean. I really dodged a bullet, Daddy.

**Daddy:** Oh, really? You are a petulant jerk who throws temper tantrums.

**Caillou:** I'm tired. I'm especially tired of listening to this. Tuck me into bed, Daddy.

**Daddy:** No.

**Caillou:** Tuck me into bed, Daddy!

**Daddy:** No.

**Narrator:** Caillou doesn't like it when Daddy doesn't tuck him in.

**Caillou:** Tuck me into bed, Daddy! Do it now!

**Daddy:** Or what?

**Caillou:** Or I'll burn the house down.

**Daddy:** Okay, fine.

**Caillou:** Yay!

THE END

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