Ideas For Videos

## Krusty Gets Busted

### Description

Krusty goes to jail because of Chief Wiggum and Bart tries to make Homer let Krusty out of jail, but Sideshow Bob (Santiago) appears and kills everyone.

Rating: TV-PG VL

### Transcript

```
FADE IN:

INT. SPRINGFIELD PRISON - DAY. CHIEF WIGGUM is having a conversation
with KRUSTY THE CLOWN.

			CHIEF WIGGUM

		Go to jail or I will kill you.

			KRUSTY THE CLOWN

		Why?

			CHIEF WIGGUM

		Because you killed SpongeBob SquarePants.

			KRUSTY THE CLOWN

		How do you know?

			CHIEF WIGGUM

		Because we're tighter than bark on
		a tree.

			KRUSTY THE CLOWN

		Oh. Okay.

			BART SIMPSON

		Homer. Don't let them take him away.

			HOMER SIMPSON

		No.

			BART SIMPSON

		That wasn't a request, fat-ass.

			HOMER SIMPSON

		No.

			BART SIMPSON

		Let him out of jail or I will kill you.

			HOMER SIMPSON

		Why?

			BART SIMPSON

		Because we're tighter than bark on a tree.

			HOMER SIMPSON

		Oh. Okay.

			BART SIMPSON

			(pulls out a gun and
			shoots HOMER SIMPSON)
		Chief Wiggum. Krusty was framed. He would
		never kill anyone.

			KRUSTY THE CLOWN

		Or I would I? Dun dun dun.
			(shoots BART SIMPSON)

			SANTIAGO

			(with a Sideshow Bob
			costume)
		Haha. Yes. Plot twist. It was actually
		me... Santiago.
			(shoots everyone)

FADE OUT:

```

## The tonight show

### Transcript

```
FADE IN:

INT. TONIGHT SHOW STUDIO - MORNING. SANTIAGO is being interviewed
by JIMMY FALLON.

			SANTIAGO

		Hello, everybody. It is me... Santiago.

			JIMMY FALLON

		So, Santiago, why don't you tell us a
		little bit about yourself?

			SANTIAGO

		Oh. Okay. Well, name is Santiago. My
		gender is male. My skin color is white.
		My place of birth is hell. I am six
		hundred and sixty-six years old. My
		relatives are my wife, my son Billy,
		Satan, and possibly Mr. Krabs.

			JIMMY FALLON

		Oh. Okay. What is your favorite thing
		to do?

			SANTIAGO

		My favorite thing to do is kill people.

			JIMMY FALLON

		Oh. Okay. Who is your favorite person to
		kill?

			SANTIAGO

		My favorite person to kill is SpongeBob.

			JIMMY FALLON

		Oh. Okay. Well, why is he your favorite?

			SANTIAGO

		Because we're tighter than bark on a tree.

			JIMMY FALLON

		Oh. Okay.

			SANTIAGO

			(shoots JIMMY FALLON)
		Santiago.
			(shoots the viewers)

FADE OUT:

```

## The Santiago Show

### Transcript

```
FADE IN:

INT. SANTIAGO SHOW STUDIO - MORNING. SANTIAGO is talking to the
audience.

			SANTIAGO

		Hello, everybody. It is me... Santiago.

			AUDIENCE GUY

		Oh. Okay.

			SANTIAGO

		Welcome to the show... "The Santiago Show".

			AUDIENCE GUY

		Oh. Okay.

			SANTIAGO

		Will you stop saying that?

			AUDIENCE GUY

		No.

			SANTIAGO

		What the hell did you just say to me?

			AUDIENCE GUY

		No.

			SANTIAGO

		Stop saying that or I will kill you.

			AUDIENCE GUY

		Why?

			SANTIAGO

		Because we're tighter than bark on a
		tree.

			AUDIENCE GUY

		Oh. Okay.

			SANTIAGO

			(shoots AUDIENCE GUY)
		And now, we're going to be showing a
		video of me in hell having a fun time
		with my father SATAN.

			BILLY

			(randomly appears)
		Father? Could I please have a...?

			SANTIAGO

			(shoots Billy)
		Santiago, motherf**ker.
			(shoots the viewers)

FADE OUT:

```

## Rudolph

### Transcript

```
FADE IN:

CHRISTMASTOWN - DAY. A bunch of reindeer are playing
football.

			RUDOLPH
			(walks over)
		Hey, guys. What's up?

			FIREBALL
			(neck snap)
		Who the hell are you?

			RUDOLPH

		Uhh... I'm Ru-

			FIREBALL

		Who the f**k are you?

			RUDOLPH

		Uhh... I'm Rudolph.

			FIREBALL

		You are ugly. Now you must die.
			(shoots Rudolph)

			OTHER REINDEER

		Uhh... I think you went to far.

FIREBALL shoots everyone.

			STAN MARSH

			(randomly appears)
		Just another Sunday morning in my
		quiet mountain to-

			FIREBALL

			(shoots STAN
			MARSH)
		Santiago.
			(shoots the viewers)

FADE OUT:

```

## South Park in a nutshell

### Description

Cartman dares Stan to kill Kenny, but Stan refuses, so Cartman threatens to kill Stan if he doesn't, but Stan replies with "Why?" Finally, Cartman says "BECAUSE WE'RE TIGHTER THAN SNOW ON A SOUTH PARK TREE" and Stan says that if Cartman is really the cool kid, why doesn't HE kill Kenny, so Cartman does. Stan shouts "OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY!" and Kyle says "YOU BASTARD!" Then, Cartman kills Stan, Kyle, and Mr. Mackey and says "SANTIAGO" and the video ends.

Rating: TV-PG VL

### Trivia

* This is the first time anyone has ever said the word "bastard" in a pamtri video.
* The phrase "THAT WASN'T A REQUEST, FATA$$" was originally used in the video idea for "Krusty Gets Busted" when Bart tries to force Homer to not make Krusty go to jail.

### Transcript

```
FADE IN:

SOUTH PARK BUS STOP - MORNING. STAN MARSH, KYLE BROFLOVSKI, KENNY McCORMICK,
and ERIC CARTMAN are waiting for the bus.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Stan.

			STAN MARSH

		Wha...?

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Stan.

			STAN MARSH

		What?

			ERIC CARTMAN

		I dare you to kill Kenny or something.

			STAN MARSH

		No.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Kill Kenny Or I will kill you.

			STAN MARSH

		Why?

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Because we're tighter than snow on a
		South Park tree.

			STAN MARSH

		If you are really the cool kid, why
		don't you kill Kenny or something.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		No.

			STAN MARSH

		That wasn't a request, fat-ass.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Oh. Okay.
			(shoots KENNY
			McCORMICK)

			STAN MARSH

		Oh my God. You killed Kenny or
		something.

			KYLE BROFLOVSKI

		You bastard or something.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Die, friends. Die.
			(shoots STAN
			MARSH and KYLE
			BROFLOVSKI)

			MR. MACKEY

			(randomly appears)
		Eric Cartman. You get detention,
		m'kay?

			ERIC CARTMAN

			(shoots MR. MACKEY)
		Santiago.
			(shoots the viewers)

FADE OUT:

```

## Colonel Sanders Visits The Krusty Krab

### Trivia

* This is the third Colonel Sanders Food Review video made by pamtri.

### Transcript

```
FADE IN:

INT. COLONEL SANDERS'S RECORDING ROOM

			COLONEL SANDERS

		Hey. What's poppin', guys? It's your
		boy Colonel Sanders here. Today, we're
		gonna be going down to The Krusty Krab
		to get a Krabby Patty with bacon, sausage,
		cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.
			(pulls out a gun and
			threatens BILLY with
			it)
		Billy. I told you to stay in the f**king
		car.

			BILLY

		Oh. Okay.

INT. UGLI KRAB. Colonel Sanders is at The Ugli Krab.

			SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

		Uhh... Welcome to the Krusty Krab. Can
		I take your order?

			COLONEL SANDERS

		Yes. I'll have one Krabby Patty with
		bacon, sausage, cheese, lettuce,
		tomatoes, and pickles

			SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

		No.

			COLONEL SANDERS

		Give me a Krabby Patty or I will
		kill you.

			SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

		Why?

			COLONEL SANDERS

		Because we're tighter than bark
		on a tree.

			SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

		Oh. Okay.

			COLONEL SANDERS

			(shoots SQUIDWARD
			TENTACLES)
		Santiago.
			(shoots the viewers)

FADE OUT:

```

## Attack Of The Killer Titties

### Description

Wendy gives a presentation to Mr. Garrison, Cartman, Kyle, Butters, Kenny and Stan about breast cancer, but Cartman makes fun of it, so Wendy challenges Cartman to a fight.

Rating: TV-PG VL

### Transcript

```
FADE IN:

INT. MR. GARRISON'S CLASSROOM. STAN MARSH, KENNY McCORMICK, WENDY
TESTABURGER, KYLE BROFLOVSKI, ERIC CARTMAN, and BUTTERS SCOTCH are
at school.

			MR. GARRISON

		Okay, children. Before we
		start class, Wendy would
		like to give a presentation
		about something.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Oh. Okay.

			WENDY TESTABURGER

			(walks up to the
			front of the room)
		This week is breast cancer
		awareness week or something.
		Even though it is breasts,
		there is nothing funny about
		it.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Booby cancer. Booby cancer.
		Wendy has the booby cancer.

			WENDY TESTABURGER

		We must fight after school.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		No.

			WENDY TESTABURGER

		Fight me after school or I
		will kill you.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		No.

			WENDY TESTABURGER

		That wasn't a request, fat-ass.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Why?

			WENDY TESTABURGER

		Because we're tighter than snow
		on a South Park tree.

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Oh. Okay.

INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - EVENING. WENDY TESTABURGER walks into the
house.

			WENDY TESTABURGER

		Uhh... What is it?

			CARTMAN'S MOM

		Why are you bullying my son?

			WENDY TESTABURGER

		Uhh... Because he makes fun of
		breast cancer and that makes
		him a horrible person or
		something.

			CARTMAN'S MOM

		You are a bull and now you
		must die.

			WENDY TESTABURGER

		Oh. Okay.
			(gets shot by
			CARTMAN'S MOM)

			ERIC CARTMAN

		Haha. Yes. Die, trash.

			CARTMAN'S MOM

			(shoots ERIC
			CARTMAN)
		Santiago.
			(shoots the
			viewers)

Everything goes BLACK.

			STAN MARSH (O.S.)

		Well, at least we're still
		alive.
			(gunshots)
		Oh my God. You killed Kenny.

FADE OUT:

```

## Simpsons Movie

### Description

Lisa forces Mayor Quimby to make polluting in the lake illegal, but Homer dumps a crapload of Spiderpig's poop into the lake and Lisa shoots him. Then, a demon appears, shoots Lisa, and ends the video saying "SANTIAGO."

Rating: TV-PG V

### Transcript

[Lisa is talking to everyone in Springfield.]

Lisa: Make polluting in the lake illegal or I will kill you.

Mayor Quimby: Oh. Okay.

[Homer and Spiderpig are at the lake. Their car is full of poop.]

Homer: SPIDERPIG. WHY DID YOU POOP IN THE CAR?

Spiderpig: Uhh... I don't know, but at least you know that I'm messy or something.

Homer: YOU HAVE RUINED MY CAR. NOW YOU MUST DIE.

Spiderpig: Oh. Okay.

Homer: [shoots Spiderpig] I am going to dispose of this pig manure properly. [dumps the pigcrap into the lake causing the lake to explode]

Lisa: [randomly appears] Dad? What's going on?

Homer: I accidentally polluted in the lake.

Lisa: WHAT?

Homer: But it's all okay, right?

Lisa: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW AND NOW YOU MUST DIE.

Homer: Oh. Okay. [gets shot by Lisa]

Santiago: [randomly appears in the lake] Hello, Lisa.

Lisa: Who are you?

Santiago: I am the demon that lives in this lake and now you must die.

Lisa: Oh. Okay.

Santiago: [shoots Lisa] SANTIGO. [shoots the viewers]

## Villager news in a nutshell

### Description

"Villager news in a nutshell" is a video made by pamtri and Element Animation.

Rating: TV-PG V

## Minions in a nutshell

### Description

Gru tells the minions to make him jelly, but the minions refuse, so Gru threatens to kill them if they don't, but they reply with "Why should we?" Finally, Gru says "BECAUSE WE'RE TIGHTER THAN BARK ON A TREE" and the minions give him the jelly, but Gru doesn't like it, so he shoots the minions and the video ends with Gru saying "SANTIAGO."

Rating: TV-PG

### Transcript

[Gru is in his house called "Stupi Gru House" talking to the minions.]

Gru: Make me some jelly.

Kevin: NO.

Gru: MAKE ME SOME JELLY OR I WILL KILL YOU.

Stuart: Why should we?

Gru: BECAUSE WE'RE TIGHTER THAN BARK ON A TREE.

Kevin: Oh. Okay. [pulls out a can of jelly and gives it to Gru]

Gru: [eats it] This jelly is awful. Now you must die.

Kevin: Oh. Okay.

Gru: [shoots all the minions] SANTIAGO. [shoots the viewers]

## Jaws in a nutshell

### Transcript

```
FADE IN:

EXT. ORCA - DAY

BRODY, QUINT, and HOOPER are standing on THE ORCA waiting for a
SHARK to come.

			BRODY

		Why are we looking for a shark?

			QUINT

		Beca...

			BRODY

		Why the f**k are we looking for a shark?

			QUINT

		Because we're tighter than bark on a tree.

			BRODY

		Oh. Okay.

There is movement coming from the ocean.

			HOOPER

		Uhh... We got something, Quint.

			QUINT

		Oh. Okay.

SANTIAGO randomly appears in the water.

			BRODY

		Who are you?

			SANTIAGO

		Santiago.
			(shoots everyone)

FADE OUT:

```

## Fnf in a nutshell

### Description

A boyfriend and a girlfriend set up a stage near the Krusty Krab and attract a large crowd. There is a list of Pamtri characters waiting to rap battle the boyfriend. SpongeBob, wanting to know who the boyfriend is, gets challenged to a rap battle, with the boyfriend threatening to kill him if he refuses. The girlfriend says that the boyfriend is going to win against him, which triggers SpongeBob. He begins to rap a diss track against the boyfriend, which the boyfriend stops him, because that is not how the game works. SpongeBob is more triggered when knowing that playing the game means you have to make beeping noises to win. The boyfriend is winning when SpongeBob says this game makes no sense and that the boyfriend must die. However, he says no to that, saying he is tired of everyone accepting their fate to just die and that he is the one who must die. The boyfriend shoots SpongeBob, thinking he has won and beat the game of pamtri. However, he is then shot by Santiago, saying that nobody wins against him. The girlfriend asks him if she can be his girlfriend now, and Santiago responds saying he hates the color crimson and shoots her. The screen goes dark. It appears on the stage again with pico standing alone saying he is the real winner. He is then shot by Mrs. Puff, who says "Mrs. Puff always wins".

### Trivia

* Loosely based upon the Mistful crimson morning mod from Fnf.