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## 234, A.D.

Humans have gained enough knowledge to identify how a cow's stomach works, and practice the art of eating grass.

## 1066, A.D.

After the defeat of the Saxons, Carl converts to a Norman and builds the world's first cow industrial farm.

## 1255-1760

Milk is cherished throughout the entire world.

## 1760

The Industrial Revolution begins. Several machines are made to filter out harmful bacteria from helpful bacteria and pure milk. Special forms of milk purification, like pasteurization, are invented to ensure the natural quality of milk.

## 1767

Generic Milk Company Name is first opened as The Industrial Milk Warehouse.

## 1823

Lactose intolerant milk is first created. People allergic to lactose rejoice.

## 1840

The Industrial Revolution ends, several milk factories are demolished by the Orange Juice Gang. Start of the Joke Flamewar.

## 1914

The Joke Flamewar really booms, bringing more horror to the fact that World War I was starting, which meant milk and OJ would be replaced by rat curds and ersatz food.

## 1939

World War II starts. Milk is considered very precious and stored away, to be replaced by orange milk. Lucky or rich individuals are privileged to keep some of the milk, but the milk they keep have to be rationed.

## 1941

Pearl Harbour is bombed. All precious items and loved ones, including the national supply of milk, are stored or hidden underground to prevent damage.

## 1976

Apple is first launched. Home computer sales boom. To celebrate their happiness, Apple workers hide all their supplies of OJ, only to voluntarily drink it from the fruit itself. Joke Flamewar booms even more.

## 1996

Dolly is cloned, goat milk is invented. Karlson is born.

## 2000

The Industrial Milk Warehouse is rebuilt and gains immense popularity.

## 2002

The Industrial Milk Warehouse goes through a rebranding, migrating to Generic Milk Company Name.

## 2011

Karlson gives his most important speech ever.

## 2017

Generic Milk Company Name becomes very, very corrupt.

## 2018

The Documents were written by the retired and fired workers of GMCN.

## 2019

The 7 Cartons of Milk are forged by Milk itself, hoping to bring peace to the world. Karlson (2D) is released.

## 2039

In the year 2039, Earth is said to have been destroyed in a devastating nuclear exchange between multiple countries. Thousands, possibly millions of players logged into the Karlson (3D) as Earth faced the certain destruction. Those connected lost consciousness, and woke up in the new Aeothune: a hostile world which killed many of the players during the first night.

Everyone retained their character data. They had the same appearance and race as they had when they entered Aeothune. Unfortunately their items, statistics, and skills have all been erased. The only two who are known to have transferred with items. Karlson with the legendary sword Kritblade, and Freddy with Bossbane. Everyone else received meager items such as wooden and stone tools and weapons.

Since the event, nobody is able to contact outside Aeothune, or log out. It is unknown about whether this event is reversible. Scientists are looking into the sources.

The survivors decided to form a clan known as the Legion.

Meanwhile, a corrupt clan known as the Chroma sought out universal dominance, and viewed the Legion as their main enemy, thus turning them into the prime target. Some Chroma scientists discover the island of Muck, and sent Bob the dragon to claim it as their own. However, the civilians there were smart enough so that not all of the people there died. This was done by (epic gamer montage)

## 2048-2145

The Legion have discovered the world of Muck after the Chroma and have traveled on a ship to settle there. However, their ships have been sunken by a storm whipped up by a powerful dragon and were forced to swim to the island of Muck, where they became cavemen. The sunken ship has since became the Shipwreck.

The survivors settled there until the Shipwreck was prepared, thus allowing them to leave Muck and return back to their long-lost friends. However, some individuals decided to lose their barbaric ways and build civilisation on the island. Those are known as Woodsmen and live in Trader Camps.

I do have an explanation for everything lol

## 2345

War begins between the Legion and the Chroma. The Chroma wielded weapons of immense power and brought destruction to all in its path. Karlson and Freddy led the Legion into battle. Wielding Kritblade and Bossbane, the Legion defeated the Chroma, forcing them to retreat, thus ending the first Great War.

## 3285

The Chroma starts to split up. In the end, the Chroma turns into 3 factions: the Chromatic, the jSquad and Team S.T.A.R.

## 3286

The jSquad starts to side with the Legion, and the two now fight alongside each other. Meanwhile, Team S.T.A.R. sides with the Chromatic and form an uneasy alliance. The Battle of Four Factions commences at the foot of Demon's Head, the mountain where the Sky Tower from Karlson (3D) 2: The Milk Apocalypse once stood. The Legion suffers defeat, and Karlson starts to question life.

## 3287

Narcissa and Normandy, twin siblings, join the war alongside the jSquad.

## 3289

Dani is taken hostage by his own creations, begins to question life. His soul remains trapped in a stone statue of him in the Chroma's headquarters. In related news, pun in headline infuriates settlement: 21 wounded, 5 soldiers marked deceased or disappeared, mayor taken hostage.

## 3293

Soldiers revolt against Karlson and Freddy, both are killed. Scientists come across their decomposing husks and take them to their base... meanwhile, the mayor has escaped from captivity and tries to find the duo, only to be devastated. Narcissa and Normandy set out to find the mayor and find an abandoned igloo...

## 3298

Karlson and Freddy are reborn with cybernetic upgrades. Due to their slight increase in size, they are no longer as agile and thus cannot achieve such creative kills. Narcissa and Normandy also help them.

## 4000

No wonder Karlson and Freddy are so good now. They had to fight through Hell to get out.

## 4002

The Chroma launches Project Genesis, a doomsday device that "can destroy both heaven and hell in one go".

## 4056

The Chroma finds the source of the Tower's destruction: the source is codenamed as Nexus, then SourceOfDestruction-Sample0214.