Theodore Spincer

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## Theodore "Theo" Spincer

"Ich bin krankenhaus" - Theo

Full Name - Theodore Spincer

Aliases:* TheoBritish
* T
* Pommie bastard

Nationality - Bri'ish

Gender - Male

Species - Pommie

Date of birth - 10th of July 2005

Date of death - 16th of May 2023 (Original body devoured by the fog)

Age - 18

Sexual Orientation - Homosexual

Occupation:* Yacht Engineer
* Paper boy
* Musician
* YouTuber
* Actor
* Aspiring terrorist

Residence - Reactor 4 HQ

Relationships:* Jacek Kania - Husband
* Valentino Strauss - Brother

Portrayed by - Matthew Lillard

**Theodore Spincer** (commonly known as **TheoBritish**) is a current member of the Reactor 4 group, known for his schizophrenic tendencies.

**Theo** was born on the 10th of July 2005 in England. His family history consists of running slave plantations in the states. **Theo** attended St Patrick's catholic primary school where in 2015 he befriended **Max Slonka** in Year 5/6, an individual who was acquainted with his cousin. **Theo** took on the role of a mentor figure to the younger **Max**, moulding him into the man he is today by exposing him to the horrible depths of the internet such as "Hair Cake" and "Hentai Haven". In 2015, **Max** and **Theo** made a painting of a hairy Tudor together and **Theo** lied to **Max**, telling him that his dog ate the painting, secretly hiding it in the shadows of his loft. That same year, **Theo** was almost molested by his teacher, **Mr Achilles** who gave **Theo** "confidential" letters claiming to be from the MI5.

In 2016, **Theo** joined St George's Catholic College where he hacked into the school website and changed the school slogan "First things first" to "We rape your children", getting off to a great start at the college. The repercussions for this "devious lick" would begin his disdain for governing forces which he wanted to bring down as a terrorist.

In 2017, **Max** arrived at the college and rode the school mini bus with **Theo** every morning and afternoon, driven by a reckless driver: illegal immigrant, **Pablo**. On this bus journey, **Max** and **Theo** would share pleasant memories such as playing Super Mutant Alien Assault on Max's PS VITA as well as watching people eat shit. That same year, **Theo** would start crossdressing with his friends. Throughout St George's, **Theo** would develop a love for engineering, wanting to be able to build bombs and torture devices in the future, following in the footsteps of his idols: **Ted Kaczynski** and **John Cramer**.

In 2021, **Theo** pursued his love of engineering in Barton Peveril College, which he graduated in 2023, becoming an engineer for a Yacht company, where he built yachts, hiding secret messages throughout the yacht. His boss was impressed by his knowledge of illegal engineering and encouraged his activity.

It was in 2021 that **Theo** reunited with **Max** in Barton and was invited into the Reactor 4 group after a falling out with his own friend group, predominantly **Vinnie** the fake. The exposure to the group caused **Theo's** dormant schizophrenia to spiral out of control, and he became frequently visited by the **Window Man** who whispered secrets to him including the fact that the fog is coming and showed him the mysterious "Organ Room". One well known schizophrenic moment was when he attacked his own shadow in the New Forest. Once he beat his shadow so much that his knuckles bled. **Theo** also wrote and performed the song "SOS" as a plea for help, though no-one listened.

On the 16th of May 2023, **Theo** was one of the countless casualties when the fog took over, despite the **Window Man's** warnings. **Theo** continued to live, oblivious, in the Mirror Dimension with his schizophrenia cured and hallucinations gone.

In the Mirror Dimension, **Theo** engaged in a romantic relationship with fellow Reactor 4 member, **Jacek Kania**, but **Theo** shortly passed away from a rare blood disorder. As per his wish, **Jacek** engraved the N word onto **Theo's** grave.

## Notable Quotes

"Very well, you have paved the way for the next journey in your life. Was it truly worth it? For the people you hurt can be seen as others that you have beaten down as their paths have crossed your own. Could it possibly be worth turning around and helping the poor individual up or better yet not assaulting them so mindlessly in the first instance? NO. You chose to hurt people with what you have done, being proud of your actions was the goal but now when you inevitably turn around and see the life of a cruel and bitter man, what shall you say? Oh the many sacrifices you have made. All the hurt. All the sleepless night filled with sorrow. None of this can matter at all to you as if a car was approaching at high speeds, your inclination would be to not jump but to let the oncoming death be 'not your own fault', because you could never do it individually, you selfish man."

"We rape your children"