Roman Torchwick vs Joker

## Prelude

Me: Every Hero needs a villain to fight with multiple one ranging from strong,fast, and or powerful there are tons of villain but none are like as these two

Axel: The Joker, The Clown Prince Of Crime

Max: And Roman Torchwick, Vale’s Crime Boss

Me: Now it’s supposed to be our jobs to figure out who would win when they enter the Battlerealm

## Joker

Max: Gotham City basically a Worse California which has a crapton of crimes with the only person keeping them at bay is Batman and the weekly 12 year old kid sidekick he has with him

Axel: With his villain gallery so huge and diverse but none so infamous as the Joker

Me: But how did he became this way was it the wrong place at the wrong time or a mob boss who stabbed Batman girlfriend no one knows not even the Joker himself

Max: Yeah all we know is he fell into some chemicals ended up paler than a dead person and became insane.

Feats

Shot and paralyzed Batgirl

Tanked hits from Booster Gold,The Creeper,Bane, And Aquaman

Hold his own and gone toe to toe with Batman

>Batman knows about 127 Martial Arts

And was able to tricked Batman and Superman and got them to be his pawns.

Axel: And he has a decent amount of feats he tanked hits from Booster Gold,The Creeper, And Bane Who broke the Bats Back!

Max: Not to mention he fights Batman daily and hold his own in a hand to hand fight and to remind you that Batman knows about 127 martial arts

Me: And is a master manipulator he tricked Batman the world’s greatest detective and freaking Superman to be his pawn if that doesn’t frighten you than I don’t know what will

Max: Maybe they could be frightened by this. The Joker has high pain tolerance he took a batarang to the eye and didn’t care and fucking cut his face own for the laughs.

Axel: Yeah not to mention a list of weapons such as… the Razor Sharp Playing Cards,Gag Flower with acid in it,the bang revolver which shoots out bang and then launches the flag,the electric chair joybuzzer which will fry you like your a french fry,the explosive chattering teeth,the Cyanide Pies,Crowbars,firearms,The Jokermobile, And More!

Max: Yeah with the big ones like the Titan serum which is basically Bane’s Venom If it was on steroids It makes him morphed and a mindless beast which Joker resisted presumably due to the fact he’s already insane.

Me: And the Joker Venom an airborne agent which can also be liquid form when consumed or inhaled it causes the person to laugh uncontrollably until they die while giving a vicious and sardonic smile on their face

Max: With all of that he sounds nearly unstoppable but I’m totally wrong

Weaknesses

Is super insane despite Intelligence

Can still die from normal means

Strength is inconsistent at absolute best.

Max: He’s insane,is still human and can die the same you can kill a human being, And his strength is a bit flip floppy

Axel: But If you face him than you best to be a speedster because your best to run away

## Roman Torchwick

Me: Remnant the semi-futuristic place with Grimm the soulless monsters and in order to combat them they gotten warriors called Huntsmen and Hunstreses to combat them but just because Grimm are evil doesn’t mean there the only bad guys enter Roman Torchwick

Axel: We don’t really know what lead up to this but we do know he was detained and then was on the run and next he met Cinder Fall and joined her faction before getting swallowed by a griffin and hit an engine or something and the griffin blow up

Feats

Tagged Ruby Rose

Nearly defeated Blake and Sun had it not been for Ruby and Penny

Survived being in the middle of an exploding train

Hacked into a battleship and destroyed two others

Max: He fought with Ruby,was able to keep up and nearly defeated Blake and Sun, And survived being in the middle of an exploding train

Me: For the ladder he was able to survive it using his aura which is manifest from his soul which can be used defensively and offensively

Axel: And his Semblance?

Me: He has yet to discover it

Axel: Huh. Anyways he was able to also evaded the authorities for a long time,robbed countless dust shops, and hacked a battleship

Max: Onto weapon which is a cane now that doesn’t sound cool or exciting but since basically the world of RWBY has Weapons that are also a gun his cane doubles as a flare gun and grappling hook with the handle and the ammo for this weapon is dust

Axel: His uses two kinds for his weapon white which is basically the vanilla of it being normal while the red is an explosive shot

Me: Not to mention the dust can be used as a grenade and more dust he have

Axel: And he also have the Atlas Paladin which is a Mecha That can shoot out fire missiles and be able to use fist in Up close combat

Max: But like basically everyone else he has weaknesses. He’s arrogant and mouths off and when his aura runs out he just needs a hit and he’s dead

Axel: But when you face him be on guard or else.

## Battle

Max: The thefts are taking its toll and the jokes are being told I can see the ending!

Max, Axel, And Me: Welcome to a show of blood, gore, And much more welcome to Battlerealm

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Vale

12:09 AM

We see an empty alleyway with a person talking to another one

Hydra Person: Have Serum hope nothing will happen like last time

???: Yeah screw that spider

We see the person who said that had a white coat and a black hat with a cane who’s called Roman Torchwick

Hydra Person: Give me serum

Roman: Yeah maybe it’ll heal you

Hydra Person: Wai-

Roman brings his cane up and the bottom goes up to make a reticle to aim and he shoots at Hydra Person sending him into the trash behind him knocking him out and Roman grabs the serum and potion

Roman: Too easy.

Roman hears an explosion behind him from a building

Roman: Ok should make my getaway

Roman turns around and started to run before stopping from a voice

???: Not now the fun just gotten started

Roman mentally sighs and turns around and points his gun to who’s behind him

???: Aw is this such a way to treat me

Roman looks at the person to see a pale man in a purple suit with a flower you see in those gags with a joy buzzer on his hand which was damaged this was the Joker

Roman: Who the hell are you

Joker: Carmen Sandago. And you must be that new criminal that this town is gobbling up like it’s tuna

Roman: It’s Roman Torchwick. And I suggest you should go away or let’s just say you’ll be the graffiti on this building

(Cue I’m The One) https://youtu.be/zdnWAsdOvuc

Joker: You think I’ll run away from a new person for my stand up

Joker brings out a crowbar

**FIGHT!**

Joker strikes first and dodges a blast from Roman Torchwick and hits criminal in the left of his check knocking him back but he quickly regain his compose and returns his cane to be just another cane and goes to attack and both strike with both countering with either there crowbar or cane it continued before Roman jumped back on the lid of the open dumpster causing it to close and as the Joker went for an attack Roman jumped back and shot the top of the Can forwards with a long tether which grabs the Joker by the neck and Roman brings the Joker in before throwing him to another dumpster with it’s lid already closed and it denting it before Roman brought it close before kicking Joker to the ground and than Roman walks off taking the serum bringing out his scroll to text someone

Roman: Neo pick me up I got the serum

Roman Waited a bit before a liquid hit him before Roman uses a sheet to dry before hearing a sizzling sound and look at the sheet to see a hole is being made by the liquid and he drops it and he looks to see that the Joker was up and was using his gag flower

Roman: Seriously acid

Joker: What it’s funny.

Roman: Will you just die already

Joker: Out of curiosity Have you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

Roman: Well I did dance with your mom once time

Joker: Decent.

Joker throws a five cards at Roman Who ducks and brought his gun out and shot out continuous discharges of dust at Joker Who dodges most but one at the hitting Joker in his suit injuring him but than Joker brings out a Sub-Machine gun and shot at Roman Who blocked most of it but a decent of amount of bullets hit and if it wasn’t for his aura would’ve been dead and before long the Joker ran out of bullets and Roman seized the chance and quickly attack’s the Joker Who was able to hold his own Roman got off a few hits before bringing it out into its gun form and shooting Joker in the face knocking him back and injuring him even more before Joker brings a gun and kicks Roman to the ground in quick speed

Joker: Any words to say

Roman: You think this will kill

Joker: Maybe not but the results should be hilarious

Joker shoots which only produces a bang flag and Joker laughs jumping up and down as Roman got up ticked off before Joker presses the trigger again shooting out the flag hitting Roman doing decent damage knocking Roman off balance and Joker capitalized off this throws a cyanide pie and brings out another pistol and shoots at Roman damaging his aura more but Roman gets back on his form and attack again throwing Joker to a building railing on it’s steps before hearing an ice cream truck and sees it has Neo In it

Roman: An Ice Cream Truck. Really Neo?

Neo holds out a sign with words saying “What I like Ice Cream. Sue Me.”

Roman: This will have to do for now

Roman gets into the passenger seat of the car and unhooked his cane to get out a dust crystal

Roman: Here’s a gift!

Roman throws the crystal at Joker causing it to explode before the two drives off while the Joker remained there getting up and dusting himself off

Joker: Time for a little high speed chase been awhile since the last time I did this!

Joker goes back through some alleyways before cutting back to Neo and Roman

Roman: Hopefully This will get Cinder off our backs sheesh I don’t think the serum will help in any way. Am I right Neo.

Neo nods

Roman: Thank you at least someone respects my opinio–

The truck get blasted from behind

Roman: Great What is this time

Roman looked out of the window to see something he couldn’t believe.

It was the Batmobile… Was being the word of choice since it had a spray job to look like the Joker’s face

(Cue Find You) https://youtu.be/VEmWfkFEVLU

Joker: You can’t leave when it isn’t even the second act

The self dubbed “Jokermobile” shoots out machine guns at the truck damaging it

Roman: Dammit! Neo is there anything we could use to attack the car

Neo held up a sign saying “There’s a few cases of dust in the back.”

Roman: That will do. Keep driving and do it well!

Roman get behind his seat and open up the back doors to the still shooting Jokermobile and Roman kicks out one cases which the car ran over destroying it sending it over them as the Joker gets out of the car and lands on the windshield of the car as Neo presses the button which activates the windshield wipers which hits Joker But Joker climbed on top as Neo makes a sign and honks to get Roman attention and so Roman looked behind to see the signed says “He’s on the truck.”. As Roman looks behind the Joker swoops in kicking Roman to ground before grabbing his hand but it contained the joy buzzer which shocks Roman hurting him before Joker attacked Neo hits him over the head with her parasol before putting the clown in a choke hold while using her legs to steer before throwing him over through the windshield before Neo returned to the wheel bringing it back to normal and Roman gets into the passenger seat seeing the clown getting up

Roman: How is he still up! Run him over Neo!!

Neo floors it to hit the Joker while he brings out a playing card and fiddles with it as the car comes closer...

Joker: Hit me.

Closer…

Joker: Hit Me.

Closer…

Joker: HIT ME!

As the Car was about to hit Joker sidesteps and use the card which has razor sharp edges to cut the tire but it in turn ran over his hand crushing it as the next chance he took out the hand and hold it in pain as the car swerves to the right missing Joker But Before it toppled over Roman got out

Roman: WILL YOU JUST DIE ALREADY!

Roman shoots out another projectile hitting Joker in the eyes causing an explosion before the clown gets out slanted holding his eye presumably in pain before getting up

Joker: AH MY EYE!

(Cue Bad Luck Charm interstrumaental) https://youtu.be/CPdpqKeuCCs

Joker let’s goes of his eye with one of them before throwing it at Roman Who now out of the truck and the eye lands inside of the truck before it explode sending Roman backwards hitting Joker and sending both to the ground as Roman got up first than the Joker with his eye being not damaged although his face is but like that was a difference before Roman turns around with a sucker punch destroying Joker’s nose as Joker was about to place his hands to his nose in reaction but Roman punches him again and attack him with his cane knocking him back and near a shipyard with dust being shipped and a Atlas Paladin guarding the place but that doesn't phase Roman as he continued  his onslaught

Joker: So that mute chick. What was she your lover if so then that’s humorous

Roman throws Joker in a shipment as he hears the the Atlas Paladin and he had to deal with this

The Paladin succeed with it’s first attack punching Roman knocking into the steel but Roman throws ice dust at the leg which freezes it before throwing a Lighting dust damaging it but the Paladin not going down from some attack’s the Paladin return rushing at Roman using its arm mounted guns before using double barrel guns to attack they hit Roman directly and Roman sees that the Mecha is near the ocean and uses wind dust which barely knocks the Mecha in the ocean but before that it sends out a rocket which hits Roman and depletes the last of his aura and knocks Roman Back to the ground before forcing himself up

Roman: Kidding me I’ll need to rest I’ll see if those dimwits can pick up

(Fade Out Music)

Roman walks off but turns around to hear rampidt steps he turn around to have his own weapon being forced through his stomach before long the can broke through with some of its intestines before the lower part Had a button pressed sending the top part getting more of guts and intestines out and with that Roman coughed up some blood

Joker: Ha so you're defenseless

Joker punches Roman again and again before taking a crowbar and started to beat him with it damaging the latter ribs, face, legs, Arms, And back causing blood to be splatter out and tissue to be destroyed even a few other parts removed a bit of his guts, intestine, damaged eyeball, and so forth

Joker: Guess it curtains for this stand but it was fun! You at least were somewhat interesting! But you were out of your league

Joker stops beating Roman up and cleans up the crowbar of blood as we see Roman mortally wounded from the assault before Joker walked away dropping the crowbar but Roman wasn’t done he forced himself up nearly falling before grabbing the crowbar and threw it at the Joker while it was really did anything it did knock him to the container of dust which was open for some convenient reason for this and Roman threw fire dust with all of his Might at the shipment of dust while it wasn’t powerful but it was just enough to blow up the dust crystal which created a chain reaction with the other crystals causing an explosion after it was a huge cloud probably from the explosion Roman assume.

Roman Thought “Ok now that over I should get medical help maybe those White Fang mutts could help and after that I’ll find Neo given that she hadn’t taken any damage her aura would take all of the damage so she should be alive and probably looking for me.” But Before Roman could do anything he began to chuckle not chuckling laughing not able to get another breath in as the thought to be dead Joker arrives but also immensely wounded and would pass out but he look down at the grinning Torchwick

(Cue Low Of Solipsism ll) https://youtu.be/H\_5eEiWWLjw

Joker: Looks like you finally got the jo-COUGH-ke.

Joker was coughing up blood but still had his own grin on his face looking at Roman who’s gone from laughing to cackling at this point nearly about to die

Joker: Meh since you been a good sport I’ll give you a good visual joke for the rest so you won’t be glossed over in the news

Joker drags Roman to the nearest building and goes up the stairs with the residents gone from the events from the shipyard before the reaching top and use the weapon still in Roman’s stomach and began to rip it out and succeeding with that after a few yanks and began to wrapped it around the somehow still cackling but near noiseless Roman’s at his throat before using a little bit of wires and other stuff to tie the top part of the cane and look to tie it to something but he sees a balcony larger than the rest which belong to it’s owner and so he jumped down and ties the top part to it’s railing and positions the now noiseless Roman he was still alive and was trying to laugh still on the edge of the balcony

Joker: Say hi to the devil when he greets you say that the Joker sent you

Joker pushes Roman off while he was still attempting to laugh near death and continued to do that until the makeshift noose went taut.

(Music Stops If it haven’t reached the end yet)

The Joker climbed downed from the balcony to see his work

Joker: Hmmmm seems a tad too grim

Joker looks to his side to see a petrified pre teen with a skateboard and spray paint who was making graffiti on the side and Joker uses his crowbar and knocked the child out and began to use the spray paint and fade out to the results the building had the Joker laughing and a spray painted laugh on Roman and the Joker went off as he was hungry and was in the mood for some Chinese

**K.O.!**

## Results

(Cue Joker’s theme the Dark Knight) https://youtu.be/1zyhQjJ5UgY

Winner Screen: Joker walking off chuckling

Loser Screen: Roman’s hanged body

Max: A little overkill at the end but still good Death nevertheless in my top 10

Me: Anyways Roman definitely had the Strength and Speed advantage and his dust gave him a varied amount of options to attack and with all of that he could’ve won in a few situations

Axel: But just because he can win a few doesn’t mean he won all of them so why did Joker win Well let’s start

Max: While Roman previous 2 advantages are useful it couldn't really bypass Joker’s while it could be the same the other way around the Joker has more ways to bypass Roman’s Aura which we’ll explain later at the end

Axel: And The Intelligence advantage goes to Joker who he could easily get in Roman’s mind this is the person who tricked Superman to kill freaking Lois Lane!

Me: And lastly to go in depth of who would kill Who first while with both durability it’s tough to say but we think it would likely be Joker with the Joker Venom being likely to bypass Roman’s Aura

Max: In the end Roman got joke but it was the Joker who got the last laugh

Axel: The winner is the Joker

Winner: Joker

+Tougher

+Smarter

+Can easily manipulate Roman

+Joker Venom can bypass Roman’s Aura

–Titan Serum is more of a liability

–Weaker

–Slower

Loser: Roman Torchwick

+Faster

+Stronger

+Dust Had Versatility

+Aura would likely not be broken

–But the Joker Venom would still affected him

–Dumber

–Frailer without Aura

–Would be easily manipulated

## Trivia

* Orignally there would’ve been a section with Roman piloting the Proto Atlas Paladin facing against the Titan serum Joker But I scrapped it after a bit of not figuring a way to feature it but keeping the flow of the battle