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Scrollbar Johnson

Scrollbar Johnson (aka the best Khonjin House character) appeared in Khonjin's second stream and stayed on stream for a good half hour before someone realized he was hiding there.

After a big deal about how we were all able to not realize it was hiding there in plain sight tehNinth jokingly (or maybe not jokingly) said donating will get rid of him.

The thought of Scrollbar Johnson being killed off caused some violent riots around the world, and started the hashtag #SaveScrollbarJohnson.

Somebody then donated and Scrollbar Johnson left us forever... or did he?

## tehNinth's retelling of **Scrollbar Johnson**'s first appearance

It was a peaceful night of retellings of the Anime club when our good friend Anonymous decided to bellow out a mysterious song with his donation, instead of typing just a few characters he transmitted an entire essay to the world, the true poet that he was, calling out Andre Live on stream, what with that baby comment.

The Chrome rendering engine of the donation messages simply could not handle the request in the small space restrictions that it had, and decided to display a scrollbar beside itself that it did not have the wits to hide when it finally faded away.

Many a minute passed with few souls noticing the bizarre error splayed across the stream, the not so intrusive and rather camouflaged grey scrollbar, and by golly I wasn't one to ruin my silent entertainment.

Until of course Khonjin himself noticed this odd character that was intruding on our grounds, on his fantastically high-res monitor display.

Chat was sent into an uproar, who was this strange gentleman that had joined us for tea? Had he been here long? Why had he gone unnoticed?

Admittedly, Scrollbar's short life was little more than a game to me, so I informed the chat that they were able to exorcise the screen, to dispel this spirit, by donating more, since that would reset the donation display protocols.

This was however amidst Tech Guy offering to restart the widget in order to clear the screen, and I was not the one to deal the killing blow.

I was simply an amused bystander, nothing more.

In those short moments, I do admit that I felt some regret on informing how to remove Scrollbar Johnson from this world, but all that is behind us now.

## Appearances

Scrollbar Johnson also makes an appearance in Episode 18
Laughster

**Laughster** is a character that was planned to be introduced in the rumored episode "Mouth".

However, since that episode was never released, or possible never even finished, he has yet to join the cast.

There is one known picture of Laughster, a screenshot taken during his creation.

His design is reminiscent of the Joker, a villain from *Batman.* It appears to be a recolored version of Fucking Idiot / Dumbass / Bobby Childs in a purple suit, but is considered a separate character.

He would inhabit the alley behind the health center and communicate solely by laughing, although other characters could understand him.

The image of the costume comes from an auction for Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka costume from *Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.*
Khonjin's Kingdom Heart Romance

Khonjin was sitting at his couch playing his favorite game, Kingdom Hearts. He loved the way how there was both Final fantasy characters and Disney Characters. At the thought of it it made him almost cum on the thought. He was staring at the screen like a young teenage boy stares at girl's butts.

Suddenly while Khonjin was thinking of Sora's hot asshole he came out of the screen. Khonjin was so amazed that he came on the spot. Khonjin's nipple made a 180 degree twist as he let out a powerful roar. He went up to Sora and grabbed his keyblade.

"Unlock my heart with your kingdom key", Khonjin spoke to the hot piece of ass Sora.

Sora replied, "Would you like to meet my friend Donald Duck".

Suddenly Donald Duck came out of the screen. Khonjin stared at Donald's Creamy white feathers as if they were ice cream ready to get licked.

"I'm Donald Duck" Donald spoke in a heavenly tone.

Khonjin floated over to Donald like how Jesus floated to heaven and started madly making out with his beak. Just then Sora came over and gave Khonjin a big ol slimy kiss on the ass with his beatiful lips. Khonjin came instantly and ran away in fear that he came so early in the whole ordeal.

To be continued...

CHAPTER 2

Khonjin slammed his door shut and pushed against in fear of the anger that he had caused through cumming so early. He was so scared that he did the only thing that could possibly comfort him and that was to enter Donal Duck into the smash ballot as he did once a day. However by doing this he left the door unguarded. BOOOOOOOOOM. The door came down as a heavenly figure appeared in the frame.

"I'm Donald Duck." Said the beautiful bird. Khonjin was in awe as Donald looked at the computer screen and saw what was on the screen. Just then Sora came in.

"Wow I see how it is, not entering me into the smash ballot!". Khonjin curled up in a ball over the fear that Sora would not love him as Khonjin loved his games. Khonjin looked over and saw Donald Duck pulling up a video that Khonjin's good friend Joey made. In the video Donald Duck gets fucked by a giant. Both Sora and Khonjin got their butts out immediately and started to rub them together ending the quarrel. It was almost as if Donald Duck knew what was going on in their minds.

"Join in Donald!" Khonjin spoke excitedly.

"I'm Donald Duck" the most beautiful bird to have ever existed on the planet said. Donald jumped in as something strange appeared from Khonjin's computer screen. It seemed to be the main character from Khonjin's favorite Final Fantasy game.

Sora then said "Would you like to meet my friend Squall Leonhart?"

To be continued...
Episode 74: Victory

Khonjin and Gino fight to the deaf.

## Episode Guide

"**Victory**" is the 4th episode of the eighth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 74th episode overall.

## End Card

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## Characters

* Gino Fratelli
* Khonjin
Episode 50: Finale

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

*This page is about the current Episode 50 of Khonjin House, **Finale**. For the original episode 50, see **Grand Finale**.*

## Finale

Hellbent voices the gorilla is the plot of this episode.

### Show

Khonjin Takes A Break (Original)
Khonjin House (Current)

### Length

01:31 (Original)
02:23 (Edited)

### Upload Date

September 14, 2017 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Finale**", originally titled "**EVO**", is the 10th and final episode of the fifth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 50th episode overall.

It was originally uploaded as 5th episode of Khonjin Takes A Break before being moved to episode 50 of Khonjin House on September 19, 2018, as part of The Purge.

## Plot

Khonjin finds out EVO is actually basketball. Khonjin attempts to win at EVO except he sucks at basketball so much that he kills 5 people in the process of playing. The penguin announcer yells about how Khonjin killed Penguin Joe in Episode 4, and Khonjin keeps losing at basketball. Khonjin then has a soliloquy where he states "If I don't make this next shot, I'll be declared guilty... of being a total slo-mo!" Khonjin then tries to throw the controller into the basket, but is stopped by the Judge from Episode 15 when he says "Overruled!" and knocks the controller away from the basket. The Sheriff from Apple Police then knocks it into the opponents basket. The crowd, including Hellbent Gorilla, goes wild. The Sheriff states "backetball is my middle name" in Times New Roman.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* EVO Gorilla
* Bill Bargains
* Penguin
* Judge
* Apple Police

## Credits

* EVO Gorilla voiced by Hellbent
* Penguin voiced by uncledigby

## Trivia

* The original description of the episode was "Khonjin purchases drywall."
Episode 66: Chip

Khonjin waits patiently for someone to solve his riddle.

## Episode Guide

"**Chip**" is the 6th episode of the seventh season of *Khonjin House*, and the 66th episode overall.

## Plot

Khonjin sits in his office and enjoys a bag of potato chips.

## End Card

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## Trivia

* This episode was created by Connor Lavery to hint to the community about the ARG, after his previous attempt failed (the update video on Connor's 4 month hiatus ended with Connor saying "Keep looking, there's someone waiting for you." The description of Episode 66 reads: "Khonjin is waiting for someone to solve his riddle" but largely nobody knew what it meant. Connor made an announcement on his Discord server after this, which finally gave the community the push it needed to start solving the riddle.
Episode 3: Mormon

*This page is about Episode 3 of Khonjin House, **Mormon**. For Episode 3 of of Khonjin Takes A Break, see **Commercial 2**.*

## Episode Guide

"**Mormon**" is the 3rd episode of the first season of *Khonjin House*, and the 3rd episode overall.

## Plot

Dumbass's door-to-door salesman twin knocks on Khonjin's door to sell him Mormons. Khonjin tries to bribe him to leave with his cat Milhouse. The cat is then reunited with his father, since the salesman conveniently had the cat's father with him.

## End Card

"I didn't subscribe."
-idiot

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Dumbass
* Mormon
* Milhouse
* Milhouse's Father

## Credits

* Shitter cat portrayed by Milhouse
* Shitter cat father voiced by Liz Chadwick, portrayed by I really don't know so if that's your cat then tell me like how the hell should I know whose cat that is
* Dumbass voiced by Vincent Crampton
* "Telemedia" by George Axon
* "Move On Up" by Curtis Mayfield

## Trivia

When Khonjin hears the doorbell ring and goes up to it his legs actually move.

## Quotes

> "Hello, son." -Milhouse's Dad
>
>
Drunken Piece of Shit

Drunken piece of shit pic by Lazersofa

> *"Yeah well uh, I wish to be a drunken piece of shit. I guess it worked."*
>
>

Drunken piece of shit is a drunken piece of shit. He has appeared once in *Khonjin House*, and was edited out of Episode 48 (new Episode 46). He does not exist in the current canon.

## Relationships

### Pepper

Drunken piece of shit is seen in a conversation at a bar including Pepper. Given Drunken piece of shit's sarcastic response to Pepper, it's likely they aren't friends.

### Quincy

Quincy describes both Drunken piece of shit and Pepper as "about as helpful as the urinal cakes." They talked to each other at a bar, and Quincy left seemingly on bad terms.

### Khonjin

Quincy asked both Pepper and Drunken piece of shit about Khonjin's killer. It is unknown if Drunken piece of shit knew anything about it or if he recognized Pepper.

## Trivia

* Despite him being edited out, the pic of him is erroneously still credited to Lazersofa in the description of Episode 46. [2]
Thought and Emotion before Perception of an Experience

Generally we talk as though the experiences we encounter make us think certain things and feel certain ways.

However I think more often than not, the case is that we feel the need to have certain thoughts and emotions and then construct our understandings of experiences so it would make sense that we would think and feel those things in that experience. For example we need to feel that we love someone so we meet a person and craft our idea of them to be a person that we love so then it makes sense when we love them.

I think this is also the case with dreams. We need to think and feel certain things we don't get to during the day, so then we put together these crazy dream scenarios so it will make sense for us to feel and think these things at night.

There are no doubt instances that do effect our thoughts and emotions, but for most of us I think it is far from a one to one correlation we have any understanding of.
Episode 26: Crimis

Khonjin learns the true money of christmist.

## Episode Guide

"**Crimis**" is the 6th episode of the third season of *Khonjin House*, and the 26th episode overall.

## End Card

Merry Christmas Tree. Give your loved ones a link to Khonjin Housubscribe.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* Dumbass
* Santa

## Credits

* Music by David Holmes, The Who, and the Alan Tew Orchestra.
The Spaghetti Prank

The Spaghetti Prank is a video created by Dillon Deveney and Platinum Matt.

## Plot

Connor Lavery asked Dillon if he could order a pizza for his stream. Dillon agreed, but little did Connor know that he made the dumbest mistake ever. Dillon is the voice of Gay Spaghetti Chef, a character in Connor's series Khonjin House who gave Khonjin (voiced by Connor) a plate of spaghetti when he asked for a pizza.

Dillon knew what he had to do; order a plate of spaghetti and put it in a pizza box. He got in the car with a friend of his and set up the prank. He filmed the whole thing.

When Dillon delivered the pizza to Connor, Connor said "I finally understand why I wrote him [Khonjin] to be so angry all the time".

You can watch the video here.
Episode 54: Heist 3

"I think you were willing to go in there and pluck it out!"

This article is about a retconned episode, deleted from the Khonjin House series. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

*This page is about the original Episode 54 of Khonjin House, **Heist 3**. For the current Episode 54, see **Rich**.*

## Heist 3

Khonjin wakes up in a block of ice and gets nothing for christmas.

## Episode Guide

"**Heist 3**" was the 4th episode of the sixth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 54th episode overall.

It was removed from Khonjin House on September 19, 2018, as part of The Purge.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* Gilmore igiuL
* Gay Spaghetti Chef

## Credits

* Gay Spaghetti Chef voiced by Dillon Deveney
* Khonjin's Dad voiced by Nayota
Episode 53: Racist

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

## Racist

Gino Ginowns the liberals but will he be grounded?

### Upload Date

February 21, 2018 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Edited)

## Episode Guide

"**Racist**" is the 3rd episode of the sixth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 53rd episode overall.

## End Card

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## Characters

* Gino Fratelli
* Khonjin
* T-Shirt Advertiser With No Sense Of Timing
* Gilmore igiuL

## Credits

* Anime advertising dumbass voiced by Kira Buckland
* Khonjin's dad voiced by Shane Maclaskey
* Music from Street Fighter EX3 and Dragon Ball Z Kai

## Trivia

The original description of the episode was "Gino owns liberal millennial feminists with his rapier-esque intellect, but will he be grounded?"
Foskar the Funny Fish

Foskar is a funny fish originally gifted to Gay Spaghetti Chef by Khonjin.

Foskar has had two lines in the entire show: "GO" and "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". According to Connor on the Patron Discord server, the former is a voice clip from himself trying to imitate Wario.

## Appearances

In Episode 24: T-Shirt 2, Foskar is given from Khonjin to Gay Spaghetti Chef as a last-minute Christmas present. Khonjin tells Foskar to say something funny, to which Foskar replies "Go." Gay Spaghetti Chef and the live studio audience laugh as the Seinfeld theme plays.

In Episode 54: Rich, Foskar appears at the start of the episode in a flashback to the now-deleted Episode 53: Heist 3, despite having not appeared in that episode. Foskar utters his second most famous quote, "Ahahahahahahahaha" alongside Gay Spaghetti Chef. It is possible that Foskar helped plan the sabotage of the heist by Gay Spaghetti Chef.

## Origin

Foskar was made as a ripoff of a show called Oscar The Funny Cat which Connor's friend made. It was a collaborative effort between Robin E. and others started August 14, 2015. The episode Foskar first appeared in was uploaded December 10, 2015.

The Oscar The Funny Cat Facebook page also posted "Remember kids, never trust a Fish." April 15, 2018, probably a few months after Foskar appeared again in the original Episode 54 (after February 15 but before March 15). The post was obviously referring to the existence of Foskar.

Foskar the Funny Fish was drawn by Danielle Kogan. Connor asked Danielle to draw what she thought Foskar the Funny Fish would look like. Whether she knew about Oscar is unknown, but it's possible considering they are only alike in name.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Stream (Professional) 03/05/2016 PART 3 - YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rnI1i474SM&t=2h05m35s
2. ↑ Oscar The Funny Cat @OscarFunnyCat - Twitter. https://twitter.com/OscarFunnyCat
3. ↑ Oscar's Adventure // Episode 1 - YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZo-VXNoVxM
4. ↑ Post by Oscar The Funny Cat @OscarPageFunny - Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/OscarPageFunny/posts/1642207555827374
5. ↑ Khonjin House Ep.24: T-Shirt 2 - YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RnP-t6ZHag&t=59
Shelby Uavou

> *"hER MOVE, A NEVER DEAD SHELBY UAVOU?"*
>
>

Shelby Uavou is Pent's true and desired identity. She is Pent's entire sense of self. Once you remove this idea of Shelby from Pent, as Smack did when he accidentally erased her sense of self, you are left with nothing but a body with vague memories that cannot be properly tied together and no true feelings or hobbies.

Pent, once their sense of self is erased, is a husk of a human, who is only what others describe them as. If Smack were to say they were a gambler, then they're a gambler. They identify as male only because that's all others knew them as, when really, they were a deeply closeted trans woman prior to the events of Supermental.

## Physical Appearance

In an image from the now-unlocked Uavoulock Tumblr, we see a female figure that is speculated to be Pent after transitioning, or what she desires to look like. This character has orange hair tied up in a ponytail, dark eyeliner, a cropped jacket, ripped jeans, and dark shoes. Notably, she has a much more slim build, a smaller nose, and she is lacking her prosthetic foot.

Pictured above, there is another iteration of Shelby, also known as The Desire. This design has pink flame hair with a halo loosely hung around the bright flames and a face that is actually just one large mouth according to Connor himself. She has no neck, and her head floats above her body that is adorned with armor that has clawed shoulder decor. Her arms have chainmail sleeves, and her legs (if she has any) are not pictured in the only official image of her we have so far.

## Relationships

### Pent

* Pent is Shelby. She is a trans woman who stayed closeted due to her own fears and insecurities, such as losing Smack, the only person she believes is worth trusting, and being idolized as some trans icon. Shelby is who Pent truly is, and who she desires to be, but her sense of self was ripped away from her. They are not different characters, and shouldn't be regarded as such.

Smack

* Smack, thinking he was helping his best friend by diving into her mind and clearing away all of her stress, accidentally erased Pent's sense of self, Shelby Uavou. This erasure resulted in the Pent we know during Khonjin House, who is just a husk with vague, detached memories of who she once used to be.

## Trivia

* On the Uavoulock Tumblr account from the ARG, we can see an image of a female character that looks very similar to Pent. Many fans speculate this to be Shelby.
* It's been said by Connor several times that Shelby and Pent are the same person, as Pent is a trans woman.
Chris Condron

**Chris Condron**, also known as **Bird**, was a voice actor for Khonjin House.

## Trivia

* He was let go as voice actor after a feud between himself and Connor Lavery before Episode 7 released.
* "Bird" is a nickname for Chris coined by Connor.

## References

1. ↑ EPISODE 50 ULTIMATE STREAM part 3 - YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGQDLhWzuw&t=1h20m30s
Episode 9: Smash

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

## Smash

Khonjin casts his dreams aside, but will it be confirmed?

### Length

01:19 (Original)
00:49 (Edited)

### Upload Date

February 26, 2015 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Smash**" is the 9th episode of the first season of *Khonjin House*, and the 9th episode overall.

## Plot

Khonjin is left with the task of babysitting Ruther and is reading her the list her mom left him. Ruther repeatedly asks if she can play different video games, to which Khonjin tells her to get him pizza. Ruther asks Khonjin if they can get pizza and the episode cuts to Gay Spaghetti Chef at the front door delivering the pizza, with Khonjin kicking Ruther out in the process.

The episode then cuts back to a close-up of Khonjin inside, ready to eat the pizza, but after zooming out the camera reveals that the pizza is revealed to be spaghetti once again. Khonjin throws the plate of spaghetti and it wraps around the screen, breaking his television and sucking him in. After fading to white, it fades into footage of Khonjin playing Super Smash Bros for Wii U as his Khonjin Mii (this segment is very akin to Smash Hall).

## Post-Purge Changes

* Everything after Khonjin getting sucked into his television is removed completely. This is ironic considering the name of the episode is "Smash" but now contains zero Smash Bros-related content.
* The title card text was changed (as seen below)

## End Card

### Original

Add Khonjin on Wii-U. Losers will be featured in Smash Hall of Shame. Also subscribe.

### Reupload

i hate you and i hope you die

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## Characters

* Khonjin
* Ruther
* Gay Spaghetti Chef

## Credits

### Voices

* Khonjin voiced by Connor Lavery
* Ruther voiced by Ruthie Edwards
* Gay Spaghetti Chef voiced by Dillon Deveney

### Music

* “The Mysterious Murasame Castle Medley” - Shohei Tsuchiya
Joseph Altadonna

**Joseph Altadonna**, also known as **joeybang** and **Joey**, is a writer, animator, and voice actor for Khonjin House.

## Roles

### Writing

* Episode 6: P.I.
* Episode 39: Girl
* Season 4 and 5 Help

## Trivia

* He made an animation titled *Jack*. According to Connor, it is one of his favorite cartoons of all time.
	+ This animation was remade as a Khonjin House parody titled *[LEAKED] Khonjin House 50 - FINALE*, which Connor also viewed on a live stream.

## References

1. ↑ "Jack" by joeybang [NSFW] - YouTube (NSFW Warning). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdCQceVhJ\_I&t=9s
2. ↑ Khonjin House: Livestream to Live 6/16/2015 PART 2 - YouTube (NSFW Warning). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MopHyRHmuLg
3. ↑ [LEAKED] Khonjin House 50 - FINALE - YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7XQriV7OHM
Episode 34: Dweebus

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

## Dweebus

Can Khonjin beat Dweebus and the great destiny?

### Length

01:19 (Original)
01:14 (Edited)

### Upload Date

March 31, 2016 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Dweebus**" is the 4th episode of the fourth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 34th episode overall.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli
* Penguin
* Pepper

## Credits

* Penguin voiced by Deny Pombo da Silva
* Other Penguin voiced by Ryan Lavery
* Endcard music from Dweebus
Episode 32: Pressure

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

## Pressure

Khonjin abuses time travel to secure actors, but was he too late?

### Length

01:17 (Original)
00:36 (Edited)

### Upload Date

March 10, 2016 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Pressure**" is the 2nd episode of the fourth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 32nd episode overall.

## Characters

* Doctor
* Gino Fratelli
* Khonjin
* Dumbass
* Gay Spaghetti Chef
* Ruther
* Yogi Bear

## Credits

* Doctor voiced by Michael Ferraro
* Dumbass voiced by Vincent Crampton
* Gay Spaghetti Chef voiced by Dillon Deveney
* Endcard music by Shadowfox02
Episode 71: We're Back

Khonjin falls down a flight of steps for 6 years and now he's back is broken.

## Episode Guide

"**We're Back**" is the 1st episode of the eighth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 71st episode overall.

The episode marks the beginning of the third and final run of Khonjin House.

## Plot

Khonjin House isn't back, as Khonjin refuses to do anything that'll result in his return. Gino breaks into his house, telling him of crazy stuff happening, but he tells him to leave, saying that he's not coming back. Gino tells him that nobody wants him back, causing Khonjin to kick him out and say he doesn't need to return now that he has a website.

Later, Khonjin, disguised as "Mr. Demp" calls Fratelli's Pizza, asking for them to bring Khonjin House back. Gino goes to Khonjin's house to relay the message, but before he can talk, Khonjin exits, immediately being convinced to return. Gino notices him still in disguise and starts beating him with a bat.

## End Card

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## Characters

* Khonjin/"Mr. Demp"
* Gino Fratelli

## Trivia

* The episodes release date coincided with the 6th anniversary of Khonjin House.
* The "D as in Demp" line was inspired by a student debt collector using odd phonetic word examples when spelling out a word over the phone to Connor.

## Quotes

> "Fratelli's Pizza, no relation to the racist one, what can I getcha?"
>
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> "You're illiterate, Gino, and everyone knows it!"
>
>
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> "D as in "Demp", E as in "Emp", M as in "Mr. Demp", P as in P as in P as in P as in P as in P as in P as in"
>
>

## References

1. ↑ State Of The Onion (Stream - March 2, 2022)
Episode 63: Commercial 3

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

*This page is about the current Episode 63 of Khonjin House, **Commercial 3**. For the original Episode 63, see **Pride Month**.*

### Length

01:36 (Original)
01:01 (Edited)

### Upload Date

November 15, 2018 (Original)
March 27, 2019 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Commercial 3**" is the 3rd episode of the seventh season of *Khonjin House*, and the 63rd episode overall.

## End Card

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## Trivia

* The original description of the episode was "Khonjin is too lazy to write an episode so he lets his fans do it this time."
The Gosh Dargn pretzels and milk fic

Previously on: Shitty Khonjin House fics

*Gino had watched in horror as Khonjin wrapped the fresh slice around his hungering **Fresh,***

And now we return to **Hell.**

If Khonjin was considered a disgusting pizza fucker, then Pent was a horrific nightmare. Even Khonjin, an expert in fucking very weird things, thought this was pretty weird. Pent had no idea that he was supposed to *eat* the pretzels and milk, and he even did it incorrectly!

"Before you try this, you gotta know *how* to try it! You can't just dunk the pretzels in the milk, you gotta get the pretzel first and then get the milk! It has to be in that order, or it fucking sucks." Khonjin hoped his directions were clear enough for Pent. The short man looked up in pure terror as he watched Pent do something completely terrifying.

Pent reached down and pulled out his cock as he slid a pretzel onto it, like a cock ring. Khonjin backed up, extremely disgusted Pent would dare and do something as disgusting as that. The taller man grabbed the glass of milk Khonjin had gotten for him to try this nice, pure snack. Khonjin put his hands up and made a cross with his middle fingers, to both ward out whatever weird spirit he thought was possessing Pent and to let Pent know how much he fucking hated Pent's guts for this.

The edge man lowered the glass to his throbbing, tiny Pent. Pent sighed softly as the cool, white silky liquid wrapped around his schlong. Khonjin tried to scream, but he had lost his voice due to his pure terror. With his free hand, Pent gripped onto his hair. His red eyes were glossy with lust, his face was flushed.

This near silent hell went on for about an hour, and then the pretzel had gotten so soft it had fallen off. Because there was nothing preventing Pent from shooting his load, that's exactly what he had done. He then fished the soft, squishy pretzel out of the milk and just ate it.

"This is disgusting." Pent's face contorted in disgust. Khonjin looked at Pent in pure anger. "That's because you didn't eat it like I told you, you fucking idiot!"
Episode 65: Cry About It

Khonjin wins and the game is over.

## Episode Guide

"**Cry About It**" is the 5th episode of the seventh season of *Khonjin House*, and the 65th episode overall.

## End Card

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## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli

## Credits

* "American Ball Game" - Ren & Stimpy Production Music
Episode 44: Blind Date

"I think you were willing to go in there and pluck it out!"

This article is about a retconned episode, deleted from the Khonjin House series. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

*This page is about the original Episode 44 of Khonjin House, **Blind Date**. For the current episode 44, see **Infiltrator**.*

## Blind Date

Khonjin goes on a blind date. But is he actually blind?

## Episode Guide

"**Blind Date**" was the 4th episode of the fifth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 44th episode overall.

It was removed from Khonjin House on September 19, 2018, as part of The Purge.

## Plot

Gay Spaghetti Chef is taken on a blind-date by who he thinks is Khonjin. Dumbass shows up as the waiter and waits before being blown up. Gay Spaghetti Chef wants Khonjin to take off the blindfold, but he refuses. He tells Gay Spaghetti Chef that they are breaking up, and Gay Spaghetti Chef screams and explodes. The surprise is that it was Pent, not Khonjin, wearing the blindfold.

## End Card

Happy 4th from your buddy Khonjin subscribe.

## Characters

* Pent
* Gay Spaghetti Chef
* Dumbass

## Credits

* Gay Spaghetti Chef voiced by Dillon Deveney
* Dumbass voiced by Charlie Dalgleish

## Trivia

* When asked on stream if Khonjin and Gay Spaghetti Chef were still together after Blind Date, Connor Lavery said "Sure, why not?", this was also confirmed on his Tumblr.
* This episode marks the first mention of Shelby Uavou in Khonjin House.

## Quotes

> "Wow. Our first-a date."
>
>

> "Why are you wearing a blindfold?" "Because I want it to be a surprise."
>
>

> "Hey guys I'm the waiter. Like I'm just really patient I don't actually work here.
>
>

> "I bet Shelby likes that too, how's she doing?" "Oh she's doing-a great!" "Really?" "Uhh no I have no idea who that is."
>
>

## References

1. ↑ thesoullessmoon asked: I kinda wanna know..how did spag find out that Khonjin DIDN'T break up with him? - khonjin.tumblr.com - *Archive.org*
Episode 55: Drive Through

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

*This page is about the current Episode 55/original Episode 58 of Khonjin House, **Drive Through**. For the original Episode 55, see **Heist 3 Part 2**, for the current Episode 58, see **Blue Omen Operation**.*

## Drive Through

I'm doing push ups on top of you and calling you a bitch. Will Khonjin make it in time?

### Length

01:47 (Original)
01:45 (Edited)

### Upload Date

March 22, 2018 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Drive Through**" is the 5th episode of the sixth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 55th episode overall.

It was originally uploaded as the 58th episode of Khonjin House before being moved to episode 55 on September 19, 2018, as part of The Purge.

## Plot

Khonjin has to run the drive-through, and Gino goes home in frustration. Bill Bargains sends in the missiles.

## Post-Purge Changes

This episode underwent some of the biggest changes as a result of The Purge. Many of the backgrounds and scenes completely changed.

Originally, Gino walks right out the front door, and Khonjin follows him by sliding along. This was changed so Gino now walks left out the kitchen and Khonjin moves strangely.

The images for the drive through were changed.

Faggot was censored, along with changing the Drive-Thru menu and with having the setting outside of the Drive-Thru turning to night.

## Characters

* Gino Fratelli
* Khonjin
* Dirt The Burgaphobe
* Gay Spaghetti Chef
* Gilmore igiuL
* Bill Bargains

## Credits

* Burgaphobe voiced by Crimsonalley
* Khonjin's dad voiced by Shane Maclaskey
* Bill Bargains voiced by Shadowfox02
Vincent Crampton

**Vincent Crapmton** is the voice of Dumbass and was Connor Lavery's old college professor.

## Trivia

Vincent was Connor's college professor that he befriended.

He has shown Khonjin House to his children, despite Connor's protests.

Despite being the primary voice of Dumbass, he was instead voiced by Bobby Childs (his face template) in Season 3.
Ending 0000

**Ending 0000** was a YouTube channel created by Connor Lavery as part of The ARG. The channel released a total of 7 videos from December 31, 2018 to May 31, 2019. The channel was later deleted on June 3, 2020.

Re-uploads can be found here.

## Videos

Ending 0000 posted a total of 7 videos all titled "Ending 0000", each being 16 seconds long with 4 statements, the pattern was broken by the fifth video, with it being 25 seconds with 5 words.

### Ending 0000 #1

The first video was uploaded to YouTube on December 31, 2018.

The video contains the following text:

```
I've been waiting for you
I've long since passed
I've set messages to a time
I've so much to tell
```

### Ending 0000 #2

The second video was uploaded to YouTube on January 11, 2019.

The video contains the following text:

```
I WORRY THAT MY WRITINGS WILL NEVER BE FOUND.
I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE THEY WILL BE FOUND.
I MUST MAKE THEM KNOWN.
I MUST INTERVENE.
```

### Ending 0000 #3

The third video was uploaded to YouTube on January 19, 2019.

The video contains the following text:

```
Idiots. Mindless things.
The very same who truly believe
I would raise the curtain of a ten year old play
have yet to find my writings
```

### Ending 0000 #4

The fourth video was uploaded to YouTube on April 1, 2019.

The video contains the following text:

```
This, too, is fine.
THE LIE IS THEIRS TO BELIEVE,
though I would be a little wary of people
telling me what the world is
```

### Ending 0000 #5

The fifth video was uploaded to YouTube on April 4, 2019. It was the only video to break the pattern of each video being 16 seconds long, instead being 25 seconds long.

The video contains the following text:

```
I'm
going
to
kill
him
```

### Ending 0000 #6

The sixth video was uploaded to YouTube on an unknown date.

The video contains the following text:

```
I have not written in a while
according to you.
I hope you enjoyed holding my hand.
The next time I show up will be the last.

```

### Ending 0000 #7

The seventh and final video was uploaded to YouTube on May 31, 2019.

The video contains the following text:

```
IT WILL LEAD YOU TO THE CREATURE THAT CANNOT BE SEEN...
THE TWO WILL GIVE A CLUE TO THE END OF THE GAME...
...THE NEW AND OLD MUST BE IN SYNC.
...NEW BEFORE OLD OLD AFTER NEW.

```

The text connects to an image file found inside the Khonjin House Game.

When combined, it gives the following text:

```
THE TWO WILL GIVE A CLUE TO THE END OF THE GAME THE NEW WILL GIVE A NUMBER THE OLD WILL GIVE A NAME.
THE SECOND KEY LIES WITHIN THE LINK THE NEW AND OLD MUST BE IN SYNC.
ORDER WILL BRING A CHALLENGE INTO VIEW NEW BEFORE OLD OLD AFTER NEW.
IT WILL LEAD YOU TO THE CREATURE THAT CANNOT BE SEEN IT IS THE ANIMAL THAT CONTAINS THE KEY.
```
Poi's quest for knowledge of Jamaica

Poi's quest for knowledge of Jamaica began in the TYT Live Chat. This was an instance of Poi's trolling when he spammed the room demanding information about the country while insulting the other TYT viewers.

Pieces of information given:

Jamaica is indebt to China, or something -(name missing, but very friendly)

Jamaica is the only island with a mountain 8,000 meters high -Carmen

The TYT Live Chat closed early do to technical difficulties with the show, (it had no sound), and Poi continued his line of questioning in T\*\* C\*\*\*.

Poi was less successful in acquiring information, but did manage with the help of Carmen, to create the rumor that Poi is currently living in Jamaica. This has neither been confirmed nor denied.
Episode 40: Finale

"Is this how it happened? I remember it a lot differently."

This article is about an edited Khonjin House episode, altered from its original upload. The information on this page may no longer be considered canon.

## Finale

Khonjin goes missing while Gino and Gay Spaghetti Chef reminisce.

### Length

03:49 (Original)
03:26 (Edited)

### Upload Date

May 20, 2016 (Original)
September 19, 2018 (Reupload)

## Episode Guide

"**Finale**" is the 10th and final episode of the fourth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 40th episode overall.

## Post-Purge Changes

* Ending scene of Gilmore hiring Smack is removed.

## Characters

* Gay Spaghetti Chef
* Gino
* Ruther
* Gilmore
* Gay Skateboard Man
* Negadad
* Smack (offscreen)

## Credits

* Gay Spaghetti Chef voiced by Dillon Deveney
* Father voiced by Nayota
* SHADOWFOX2 - Smack
Season 3/Credits

```
                DIRECTED BY
               CONNOR LAVERY

               WRITING HELP

             JOSEPH ALTADONNA
             DANIELLE KOGAN
             JONATHAN GRAN
             LAUCH BENNETT
             RUTHIE EDWARDS
             SHANE MACLASKEY

                 VOICES

KHONJIN/GINO/SANTA/PENT..........CONNOR LAVERY
GAY SPAGHETTI CHEF..............DILLON DEVENEY
NEWSMAN/SAGAT.....................JAY CRAWFORD
TONY THE TIGER/LUIGI THE DOG.....JONATHAN GRAN
GOLF ANNOUNCER.................SHANE MACLASKEY
PENGUIN............................RYAN LAVERY
RUTHER..........................RUTHIE EDWARDS
MARIO AND RUTHER IMPOSTOR.......DANIELLE KOGAN
COP..................................DOC MARAT
DUMBASS...........................BOBBY CHILDS
JAFFAR........................JOSEPH ALTADONNA
QUINCEY M.E......................LAUCH BENNETT
RANDOM CLASSMATE......................SWFERINO

ARTISTS

DANIELLE KOGAN- FOSKAR THE FUNNY FISH
LAZERSOFA- T-SHIRT DESIGN/KHONJIN COSTUME

MUSICIANS

EP.30: KHONJIN/SHADOWFOX02
EP.29: EDGEWORTH INVESTIGATIONS, QUINCEY
M.E.
EP.28: SAUVEUR MALLIA, QUINCEY M.E., SPONGEBOB
OST, SHADOWFOX02
EP.27: GORDON'S WAR, EARL MOSELEY, HAROLD
FISHER
EP.26: DAVID HOLMES, THE WHO, THE ALAN TEW
ORCHESTRA
EP.25: NAYOTA
EP.24: THOMAS CLAUSEN, SEINFELD
EP.23: THE PAUL HORN QUINTET, NFL, THOMAS
CLAUSEN
EP.22: STREET FIGHTER OST

SPECIAL THANKS

JASON GASTROW
JOHN TENNEK
SHOADOWFOX02
DANY POMBO DA SILVA
JON AND DANIELLE

AND ALL OF MY PATRONS FOR LETTING ME SURVIVE
```
Episode 10: Finale

Khonjin dies.

## Episode Guide

"**Finale**" is the 10th and final episode of the first season of *Khonjin House*, and the 10th episode overall.

## Plot

Khonjin suddenly explodes in front of Gino at Fratelli’s Pizza. The episode then cuts to Khonjin’s House where Khonjin’s gravestone can be seen and Gino is leaving several voicemails over the course of a few days. In the final voicemail Gino’s phone combusts into a hellish inferno the likes of which no one had seen before. He died of his injuries 80 years later. To speak on behalf of the departed, we asked Khonjin for an interview. He explained to us that he was deceased, but I dropped that line on him from the pirates of the carribean movie where he’s like “you best start believing in ghost stories or I’ll be pissed” to which he reluctantly agreed. The episode then cuts to an aged version of Khonjin reminiscing about when Gino was still alive, saying before he died he gave him his “golden pepperoni”. After the camera pans out, it’s revealed that it’s actually a plate of spaghetti and Khonjin explodes. Gino can then be seen coming in to swoop up the spaghetti in the last few frames.

## End Card

I will return March 26th for Season 2 every Thursday at 4 pm eastern time. ALSO SUBSCRIBE.

## Characters

* Khonjin
* Gino Fratelli

## Credits

### Voices

* Gino voiced by Chris Condron
* Khonjin voiced by Connor Lavery

### Music

* “Plagal” - Giorgio Carnini
* “Secret of the Forest” - Yasunori Mitsuda (Zohar002 Piano Arrangement)
* “Khonjin House” - Khonjin

## Trivia

* Some people claim that the voicemails from Gino are actually real voicemails that Connor received from Gino's voice actor at the time.
* This is the final episode where Gino is voiced by Chris Condron. He would later be voiced by Connor Lavery from Season 2 onwards.
TYT Battle Royal

## TYT BATTLE ROYAL

* Souxper

battle royal in here😀

Souxper

(Patriot jumps from the top rope, onto Dees nuts! He
misses!)

Zorawar
Heisenberg

lmao. You dirty little ###, didn't anyone tell you , don't
talk to strangers , Im bringing mt 22 , so after I done rape you  , I'll
end u

Dees Nuts

ONCE YOU ASKED ME IF I WAS BLACK, YOU BECAME A TROPHY

The Patriot

if i asked you that..what was your response?

Katie Alfred

One was even a legit one-liner he probably found on the
internet

Dees Nuts

HA HA HA I LOVE EVERY ONE, EXCEPT YOU

The Patriot

u werent the one who told me u are black

The Patriot

two othwr guysd in here said it

Souxper

(Katie and Zorawar exchange strikes, souxper grabs a steel
chair and swings it at Patriot!)

Katie Alfred

Zora's jokes make me cringe. He's so unfunny, but he doesn't
have the good sense to stop

Souxper

(TAg TEEEEEAAHhm!!!!)

Zorawar
Heisenberg

Billy , would you Rather I complety wipe you out with my AK

Katie Alfred

an AK lmaooo. Zora must be 14

Souxper

(Now souxper has gone ballistic! He's gone for Zora, then
for Katie!)

Dees Nuts

SOUXPER! Lol,

Dees Nuts

I CAN HEAR THE CROWD !

Katie Alfred

oh god these jokes are so fucking oooooooold

Souxper

(Souxper feels the roar of the crowd, and swings his chair
at....Dees Nuts??)

Katie Alfred

seriously do you sit on your grandpa's lap and ask him what
you're suppose to say when you meet a black person?

Souxper

(2nd Announcer: HAAAA!! GOTEEEM!!!!)

Dees Nuts

KATIE! LOL

Katie Alfred

Just take your Loss, Zora. No comeback for you. You're only
making yourself look worse

Dees Nuts

Lolsouxper

Patricia
Robertson

a hater on skaters better not see us later

Patricia
Robertson

jk

Souxper

(Souxper goes for the pin, only for his momentum to be cut
dry by Patricia's Camel Clutch...and Souxper taps!! He can't take that hold!!
It's too strong!!)

Patricia
Robertson

yeah....ima...be back

Dees Nuts

LOLOLOLOLOLOL SOUXPER!

Dees Nuts

KATIE KILLED HIM

Souxper

(And the winner of this battle royal is Patricia! A..rookie!)

Dees Nuts

Yeah pat!

Dees Nuts

WITH A SNEAKY MOVE!

Souxper
Episode 69: Illegal Offensive War

Khonjin is chosen by Nickelodeon's Pick Boy to lead us into an age of might.

## Episode Guide

"**Illegal Offensive War**" is the 9th episode of seventh season of *Khonjin House*, and the 69th episode overall.

## Plot

Khonjin is chosen by Nickelodeon's Pick Boy to lead us into an age of might. As evidenced by the title, Khonjin engages in a war that is both offensive in nature and highly illegal, possibly involving war crimes breaching the laws of war or potentially only involving violations of local laws.

The episode starts with Khonjin in his house and ends with him giving a one second laugh.

## Trivia

* This is the shortest episode in the entire series.
Girl Khonjin

Girl Khonjin appears in Episode 39 of Khonjin House.

Girl Khonjin came into being after Khonjin was touched by a magic bow. He wasn't that phased when the gender swap happened (possibly because he is FtM trans). Girl Khonjin's immediate reaction to the swap was to head up to Fratelli's Pizza and tell Gino to touch the bow. When Gino refused, Girl Khonjin pushed the bow toward Gino, transforming him into Girl Gino. Girl Khonjin realizes that the magic bow makes more bows, and suggests selling them for $4 apiece.

After the incident at Fratelli's Pizza, Girl Khonjin disguised himself as a man (he looked like Girl Khonjin, except with a pink bowtie and a fake mustache), went to the Men's Ramming Association, and requested to join the Banana Boys. The Banana Boys told Girl Khonjin that he'd have to pass a series of tests first, Girl Khonjin tells them to shut up, and then his fake mustache falls off. Girl Khonjin then leaves.

In the uncut version of the episode, one of the banana boys said a copypasta-esque string of dialogue about the other banana boy. This copypasta detailed the banana boy's wish for the other to "drown in his own rape semen", so you can kind of see why it was taken down.
Episode 76: Grandma

## Grandma

Khonjin discovers that his 92 year old grandmother is a better voice actor than half the industry.

## Episode Guide

"**Grandma**" is the 6th episode of the eighth season of *Khonjin House*, and the 76th episode overall.

## End Card

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* Gino Fratelli
* Khonjin
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* Gilmore igiuL

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* Khonjin's father voiced by Nayota
* Grandma voiced by Grandma