Billionaire Playbot

The **Billionaire Playbot** was a mech piloted by Piston Fairmont in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion. It was themed to be a cricket-playing billionaire, and was worth several trillion dollars. It was powered by an F chip, which meant it was said to be the most expensive and sophisticated robot in the promotion.

## Appearance

The Playbot was like if a Ferarri was a wrestler. It was immaculate and white. It had beautifully pleated metal casing and wore a synthetic fabric cricket jumper with beautiful golden piping around the sleeves. It had scarlet electrical witing around its collar like a cravatte, and it wore real orphan hair on its head in a slicked back side parting. It had jet propulsors in its feet and buttocks, as well as detatchable rocket fists that had tiny pincers to sever wires. It could turn invisible.

After a small upgrade, it was made to look sexier and given a golden strek in its real hair.

## Biography

### Fighting the Krusader I

At its first fight against the Millionaire Fund Robot, the Playbot strode into the arena with the confidence of a man who played cricket for a living. It punched the Robot, beginning the fight. It offered the Robot a handshake but betrayed this before performing a Big Cash. However, Piston did not account for the continued propulsion of the Playbot's boots, and it flew past its target. The Playbot's later attempt at the Chateau Le Fist 1869 was turbocharged. It used the Privelidged Piledriver, severing the wires around the Robot's neck with its pincers. Its next move, the Wealthbrat, backfired when the molten palladium overflowed back into the Playbot. Despite this, it ripped the Robot apart.

The Kremlin Krusader then appeared. The Playbot's hands wrapped around the Krusader's head and cut at its wires again, but it was struck with the Vodka Revolution and was unable to turn invisible due to the palladium. After trying to run away, the Playbot was almost dismantled by Hammer, Sickle, and the Red Star, though Piston elected to make the Playbot tap out at the last second. The Quantum Computer transported the near-scrapheap underneath the arena. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

### Fighting the Krusader II

After being restored and being made "sexier", the Playbot had a rematch with the Krusader. Many smaller, attractive robots, uncorked their magnums of champagne to reveal the Playbot. The Playbot began with a Chateau le Fist to the Krusader's chest, then pulled it open and crushed all three Russian Dolls. The Krusader, on the other hand, couldn't do any damage to its superior armour aside from a kick to the dick. The Playbot enacted the Wealthbrat but it backed up again, covering the Playbot's entire body. It was able to put up its middle fingers before it seized up entirely, destroyed and having lost a pivotal match for its pilot, who now saw it as a palladium statue to his own failure. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

## Signature moves

* **Big Cash** - A big splash with which it landed its full weight on its opponent.
* **Chateau le Fist 1869** - Its fist shot out like a champagne cork at its opponent.
* **Priveldged Piledriver** - It jammed its opponent's head between its legs, boosted from its jet-propelled buttocks, and slammed down.
* **Wealthbrat** - It locked in a camel clutch, wires came from its hands and into the inner workings of its opponent, and pumped it full of molten palladium.
* **Murder and Acquisitions** - It ripped appart its opponent to salvage its innards, strapping them to itself like trophies.
* **Unseen 1%** - It turned invisible.