The Totally Normal Life of an Average Wofl

## THIS IS AN NORMALE STORI OF THE BRAV WOFL NAMID AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF!!

dis is the illustated epic stori of a wofl who is NOT A MARY SUE!!

***THIS STORI MAYE B 2 SCARY 4 U!!!!***

Ok the store begins in sarpeia whear a famile of happy wofls live. the famile is veray poor so dey have to eet CABBAGES and they only ea CABBAGES ALL THE TIME!! the son of the famile named AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF is veri normal. he has no powears or any speiciallalsk stuffs. his famile is very lonley becuz nobody likes him becuz he was born with rar neon furr. they saye his furr glimmers liek the sun in the sky!!!!!! his familt says he is just a regular wofl but he is actually a speciul ARTIK WOFL which is super powerful but he actually has no powers so she is not OP. also shehe has 2 genders because YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID AND BECAUSE ALL GENDERS ARE TOTALLY EQUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

## parte 1 the begggining!!!!!!

ok so they are one bige happu familty in the forest of sreapedia an then AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF notice something bad in between trees but because herhishe is not mary sue he doesnt notice it. his younger brother and sistur ar playing in a creeeeeek and then suddenly the thing from the treez jumps out at them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its a WHITE MOCKER!!!! the white mocker attacks the children by coping their words!!!!!!!!!! the white mocker also sues COLD POWERS FROM ITS MAGIC COLD ANCESTORS!!!! but AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF has no powers and She HE watcheds the BLOOD POOR FROM HIS FAMILES EEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WHITE MOCKER ALSO LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY SNIVY. soon there gutys start poooring from their eers too and only AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF ESCAPES!!!!!!!!! but he isnt a mary sue ok. he runs as fast as he can until he is no lognerr in sarpeida an sevral monsters attack hir on the way!!!!!! so iwill explain this thing

the first monster he enocounters w is called the PICCAL

it ss a gorillaaa pickle hybrird monstur!!!!!! it can create music with its FACE!!!!! it tryes to bleed AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF's eers out but he covers his eers in time with SPECIAL RARE CLOVER EARMUFFSSS THAT HIS GRANDPA GAV HIM WHN SHE WAS A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the headphons i meen earmuzzs create magic rainbow barriers everywhere~!!!!!!!1 just look at the be4 aftur pics i drew!!!!!!!

still not a mary sue

OK then the PICCAL gives up an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF escapez UNHARMED!but moar dangers awai t him! so he travels out of jama and goes to plant EARTF!!! but he asksss for halp an tnone of the humans wan na hlpe buzcus THEY AR EVIL!!!!!!!!! hunams kill wofls fer there fur!!! they try to shoot him but they always mis becuz HUMANS AER STOOOPID!!!!

(This is painful to read and write.)

so he walkes away but he feels bad becuz his familey died fro mthe white mockerS!! so he crieds an leaaevs teer trail behind him. still not a mary sue!! ok so next chapter

## Parte 222222 i meen 2.

so wofl continoos his journere along the world!! he sees a cute girl!!!! but AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF has 2 genders so heshe cant mary becuz its AGAINST TEH LAWWWW! he crys more. soon he walks all thhe way over teh world, including water an everyhing. he finds his home in jamaaa an sees his dead famile!!! he crys even mor and then he gets angry

shehe start z to jounri e into the mt shivrr to avnegn his famile becuz she is an adult nowe!! he falls down into a cave beneeth teh icee. "big ice hole" he says! wait i fogot to add dialoge rrlier :(

"what should i dooooo??"""""""""" he is sad . then suddenly a ICE TROLL from skirem APPAERS!!!

he is worred!!! he ryies to attack it but it swingssz itz BIG CLAWES at her an hes leg breaks!!!!!!!!! "oh nooo" he sasy!!

At this brief point in the story, AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF learns how to speak proper English because writing in Wofl hurts my head.

"This can't be happening!!" He jerks away from the ice troll and tries to defend himself, yet he is helpless in the cold. He is determined to survive; he only wants to avenge his family! He has trouble fleeing because of his broken leg... No matter how hard he tries he cannot escape the ice cave! But then he remembers... He is of Arctic Wolf decent. His ice powers activat-

Wait, he still isn't a mary sue.

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF's ice powers activate, and a ball of energy forms around her! He launches balls of ice energy at the troll, despite the troll is one with ice, the energy is so powerful it knocks the troll out cold, and it dies shortly after.

"I am an arctic wolf?" AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF says, confused.

"My entire family is just regular wolves!" He glances around at the shattered cave. His ice powers cleared out a handy path to the surface of Mt. Shiveer. "I will find the white mocker and avenge my family!" AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF yelled, from the top of the mountain.

But he was not alone.

A creature emerged from the cave behind him! AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF turned around slowly when he heard the giant beast's footsteps.

"HOLY SHEEGOTH!!!"

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF screamed and almost fell from the top of the cliff.

The giant creature replied in a polite way,

"I am no sheegoth. I am the Ultimate Chimera! I am here to greet you. I shall now speak my greeting...

Hi. :3"

Wofl was so frightened, he let out a yell-

"FUS RO DAH!"

He had spoken an ancient dragon spell, Fus ro dah, which translates roughly to 'Force balance push.'

The chimera was knocked swiftly off the mountain by the forceful spell. AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF was stunned. He was not only of Arctic Wolf decent, but of Dovah [Dragon] decent as well! Once he realized this, large wings grew from his arms, and horns sprouted from his head.

"I am Dovahkiin [Dragonborn]!"

He let out a terrifying roar that shook the whole land of Jamaa. The goddess Mira was having a cup of tea up in the heavens, and AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF's roar knocked it right from her talons, spilling it all over her copy of the Jamaa Journal.

## part 3 he is nowe teh dovhakiin!!!

teh parte of the stori whear shehe learns english is over. so now AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF is drgonbordn!! so he has to sav ppl from dragins now. he fliez aroun with his new wings. he fliez aaaalllll the way around the world agen.

"o deer i forgoyt to aveng mi familey!!!!!!!1"

he flie all teh way back aroun to get to mt shiveer. there he meats the white mocker

"i am hear to aveng mi familey!!!"

but ther is no white walker!! i mean white mocker!!!! there is only a largee hoarse pony creature.!!1

"i no hoo u r!!" says AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF!!

"u r princes celstia!!"

then she replis.

"I AM NOT A PRINCESS I AM A EVIL QUEEN BECUZ I BANISHED MY SISTER!! MY SISTER TRIED TO KILL EVERYONE SHE IS SO INNOCENT BUT I BANISHERD HER BECUZ I AM EVVVVVIIIILLL I ALSO SHAPESHIFTED IN TO THE WHITE MOCKER AN KILLED UR FAMILYYE!!!!!!!!"

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF says

"omg u r so meeeeen!! u must dai!!!"

wofl uses his magik powars to turn gianrt and eet celestaa!!!!!

***THIS PICTURE MAYE BE 2 SCARY 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

bl00d goez everywhere when he bytes into her faceee!!!! he grabs her with his tunge an eats her. bloods goesses everyWHEARE!!! ITS NASTY the whole mountin has bl0oOOod drippen down it!! AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF turns normal size. celesta is ded becuz he ate her. AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF then absorbs celesta's powars and becomes rainbow coloreds. even tho he just at a full growne pony hoarse he doent get obese becuz he works out an he has lots of mussles so he doesn get fat. then he speaks in dragon languag.

"rek lost duliig"

aftr gilling teh princessssss, he travels downe to jama town. he seez a perfectt girl there. but he is only a guy now so he can mary her.

he tellslss her abut his jounrys an howe his familytd diesd an how he defeetd the piccal an howe he battld a troll and how his leg broke but it healed instanly and how be turnd into a daragin and how he ate the pony hoarse and then she falls in lov with him becuz he is so amazing and becuz he works out.

when she talks it soundes rlly pretty an fanci.

"*AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF , i <3 you."* she den hugs him.

"if u like me come to my den." he replies.

ten he regrts saying this.

*"Butt u dont hav a den, AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF ."*

he gets rlly angri with her

"OMG U R SO ROOD I DO NOT WANNA LIV W U IF U R GONNA TRREET MI LIEK DIS!!"

then he eets her

but her magik powars keep him from eeting her!!

"*I am actuyall the gawddess of cooolor! and also the goddeeess of powar and magiks and fiare and awesimeness and galaxiez an planeets."*

he says bak:

"omg im so sorri forgiv me i was just hungi so wut is ur nam" (he wasnt hungriy dat is just a lie he jus t hads ANGRER PORLBEMS

*"Mai nam iz Majoris."*

den she turns into her GAWDESS FORM!!!

"omg ur bootiful" AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF says.

"will u mary me??????????" he askks her

she waits for a second.

she lookes at him wit her whit eyez dat look liek death

*"sure"*

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF starsts to cri.

## parte 4!!!!!!!!!!!!! wedding magic stuff happenss

majoris an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF go to the wedding plac. majoris gives AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF 100000000000000000000000000000000 gems so he can buy stuf for teh weddingg. majoris buys a pretty dress. AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF buys a giant hous for dem to liv in togrther. he misses his famiey an cris all the tim. majoris alwasy hugs him to mak hime feel bettetrteter.

then teh weddeing begggins!!!

music playes an stuff. they wal k down the eyel and they trow pedals evrywear. the 2 then kiss eech other on teh lips. and then thhey r married.

its all happi. majoris an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF live together for a long time an they us there special powars to kill deer in 1-shot an then dey eet the deer. the deer spill blood everywhere an den the wofls eet teh deer!! yummy dinner!!!

there life togethr is vary happy. they eet 50 deers and 100 lions and 1000000 crocs evry day. they dont get fat becuz they work out alllllllllllll the time!!!!!! they both haev super mucsles an they r sooper.

## partt 5 MAJORIS MISSING!!!!!!

one nite AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF orderd pizza. when it gott 2 the hous it was COLD!111!!!!!! majoris didnt like it an so she wennt to bedd. AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF went 2 bed 2. but durin teh nght somethin snuck in2 majoris's's's' roooom an it kidnapppped her!!!!!!! her powars don't work whne she sleeeepzs! it took hear far far awaye in2 the night.

when AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF woke up she waz gone!!!!!!!! he ran allll ovr teh hous butt he coulndt fined her!! he screamd an startd cring.

"i los mai famile now my onli lov is goen 2!!!!!!!!!!"

rainbwo blu watrfalles poored from his ies.

"wut am i supposoed to do nowe?????????"

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF waz forevr alone. he had no famile or wife. evn his rar spike collr an spike bracelt dweren't enough fore him. he abandonnnnedddddd hiz hous an livd in teh shadowes. he found a villg but all teh ppl dere hatedd him!!!!!!!!!! he though it was becuz he had no educashun. he wente to a scholl an lerned stuff but it was like torcure!!!!!!!!!! he couldn tt do math so he cryed an cryed.

teh teechrs were mad an dey gav him mille high staks of homworke to do!!!! he was so angry dat he destroyd teh shcooll an murddded all teh ppl dere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! den he ran awaaaaaay. no body liekd him he felt al one. he trveld up teh mountans an became wize. he spoke 2 da ppl called teh mothbeards hoo lived in high mothgar. they hated him 2!!!!!!11 he floo awaye.

"nobody lieks me!!!!!!!!!!11'

he lernd howe to fight an how to defen himself. he wrestld bares for practis. he becam super strongr dan he alredy was!!!!!!!!! soon insted of wrestlin bares he startd wrestlin trollz liek teh on dat broke his legg!!! after dat he startd wrestl with dragons, then first gardians, then colossi, then colossall first gardian dragins, then kaijuus, then he wrestld gawds from teh outer rim. soon he waz teh stronges wofl in teh entire MULTIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and he isnt a mary sue.

    AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF was so powarfull dat evry1 lovd an feered him. hee waz determinined to reskue majoris!!! he fleew aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way around the world over & ovar an ovir untill he could fined majoris!!! he searched teh deepeszt cavez an even teh far reeches of teh internet. he could nott finde majoirs1!!!!! he was so mad he cryed whil he flyed aroun. his teers wateredredrd crops beloe him an ppl loved him!!! but he did n car becuz HE WASZRFGFDDFGBH SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after mani mani yeers he almosst gav up but then... HE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she was tyed 2 some rale roadd tracks an dere was a trane coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! majoris tryed to screem but she couldnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 there was a darke figur above her!! AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF started trying to sav her but the rops were casted ovr by a magik spellllll!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF was so angry!!! but then...

the trane came

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF felt payn, so muchh paine

then ut all wentt black

he heard screems

som of teh screeems were from majoris

he heard yellin

from the weirdd shadow figur

an then

he sawe

the lyght

## parte 6~~~ teh nevr endings stori

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF woke up en a yella colord room with lots o windoos. he was in a bed. but he had no wings or horns or rares!!! he was his normal self butt with no cloths. he was upset and mad an angry!!!!!!!!!! he didnt see majoriz. but dere was a guy there. a monki. he war a red hoodie white shirt and graey shorsts!!!! his voice was vary high pitched but there ws somting diffarnet bout hime. he alzo woree a gray pointi hate on his hed. "IM LUIDALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he sed.

"omg ur teh wizard from teh lord of the owls books bai jay are are owlkein!!!!!!! omg u r reeel!!!!!!!!!!!" AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF sed to him

"I AM REAL!!!" his voic is vary annooyingg!!!

he continednend talkign "I SAW YOU ALONE ON THE RALE ROADD. I SAVED YOU AND UR WYFE B4 IT WAZ 2 LATE!!!!" he pointd 2 teh pink wofl on teh bed dat was majoris. AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF cryed wif JOY!!!!!!!!

    luidalf den teleported majoris an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF bak homeme. heer is a picture of dere hous becuz i fergot to showe it 2 u rrlier its costs 100000000000000 gemses

    good thing i showd it 2 you becuz itz brunging downee!!!!!!!!

majoris an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF are in panick!!!!!! they r tryin to escap teh hous but its hard becuz they are at teh top floor!!!!!!1 AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF doesnt have wingz or hornz anymoreeee!!! idk what happened!!!!!!!!!! he is scared!!! then he remembers

he isnt a mary sue ok

den he remembesrs that hee maye note lok lliek a dargon but he has dargon bl00d in him!!! he uses his magic shout spells to turn him an majoris in2 ghost like things an they run throo the fiar without bein harmeded!!! they have a limitecd time on the spell tho so dey hav to hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a falling wo0d lohg thing almozt scquishes majoris!!!!!! but AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF usus his powars to rescue her!!!`

"i maye not look kewl anymoar butt i still has all my poweasrs!!!!" he seys

thay finally escap teh hous barly sruvivng!!!!!!!!!!! den majoris loosk deeeeeeeep in2 AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF's eyeses an sayes to him

*"i has to tell u somthing!!!"*

he replies "OMG what is it is it important?!?!"

she sayeses to him

*"we maye hav lost oure entir hous but we stilhav somting. we sill ha each otherrrer. an aslo i al pregnant"*

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF says

"OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAJORIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!"

they hug each othrr in frant of teh burned destroyeded hous.e.

"majoris i wille nevr leev you or forgit about you!!!!!!!!!" he says to her

## pfart 7!!!!!!!!!!!! they have baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

many month latrer majoris has a baby. dey nam him lulu. lulu is teh best puppy. hear is a piktur of him.

lulu haz antlersses an moone patternses onn his faace, he is wrappd up in blankit becuz he is so little!!!! ^\_^ he is so cute isnt heee?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!

majoris an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF lov dere baby sooooooooooooo much an dey takes goooooooooooood care of hime. butt he has n o hous

non of dem hav moni anymoar

dey r sooper pooor!!! they only eet 10 crocss a day nowe becuz they cannto ctacth deres. they r skiiny but dey are still sooper buff becuz they stkill work out. anyways lulu grows up in poverti an he doesnt no that his fulle nam is actully:

Xx~~~~\*\*\*\*decendant of the moon prince lulu higgins the III\*\*\*\*~~~~xX

he is part of a royal famille!! but he is not teh sun of AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF. he is actually teh sun of anotherrrrrrrer wofl!!!!!!! nobodi nos dis yet, except majoris.............. wut sekrets is she hiding!??!?!

anyways non of dem notice he is royal and has sooper powars becuz they need to wait undil teh plot requeres dem to find that out BUT THEY STILL AREN'T MARY SUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

lulu is nowe an adult. he is brav an looking for a mat!!! but he cannot finde 1 becuz ppl judge him becuz he is poorr. he is sad. very sad and lonley. he is alos part dargons butt nobody nos dat either. he has tiney wingzon his bak but nobodi noticezs dem... he is sooper stronge butt he is 2 shy 2 show ppl his strengtgh.

majoris and AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF an lulu live peacefully together....................

until a big thret returns!!!!!!!!!!

## parte 8 TEH RETURNINg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lulu was havin a normale day. but he herd somting in teh bushesanhe ran to the hous. he told majoris an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF about it an they becam scared becuz they both new what it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they looked out there cheep hous window and they saw teh sam dark figur dat had neerly killed majorsis!!!!!!

dey all startd getting rlllllllllllllllllllllly scared!!!wut if it trys to gill them!?!?! omg!! then majoris says

*"We neeeeed 2 hid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"*

its an emergendsy!! dey r panicking!!!!!!!!!!!!! its bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the dark figur is making terrribal screeching noisesses!!!!!!!!!! lulu is cofnusesd!!!!! they break out of teh hous an run for it!!! the dark creeture blowes up dere hous an covers it with dark bl00d stufffs!!!!!!!!! they run awaye feering dere lifes!!!!!!

**"THIS IS THE END!!!!!""""'** they all say!!

but lulu stoppeds running.... he faces the monstur!! his winggz grow to a big size an he holdz in hes brefth. he starts breetfing yella orang fiar onto teh monster!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMMMGGGGG HE IS WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but then...

teh montsuar starts turning huge and stats reeching for lulu!!!!!!!!

***DIS PICTURE MAYE B 2 SCARI 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

the monstur growes teeth and turns super biig an it eets lulu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAJORIS AND AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF SCREAM IN TERROR AS THEY WATCH BLOOD AND GUTS GO EVETYWHERE OMMMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*

teh monster stars glidng ovr 2 majoris an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF!!! it abosrbsed the powars of lulu!!!!!! AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF yells scaredlyyyyyy

"itz gonna eet us 2!!"

it reeches its giant jawz mad of black fog around majoris!!!!

    AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF starts cring!!! majoris is ded!!!!!!1

or is she!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

she usezs her gawd powars 2 banish teh evul monstar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

butt lulu is stille gone :((

"wut do we doo nowe?!?!" says AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF

"our son is gone :(((((((((((((((("

*"ikr"* majoris replies.

den suddenli lulu returnz!!!!

lulu says

"i **nevr dyed! i am aliv!!!"**

bot majoris an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF hug lulu with joy an teers in dere eyezes. lulu is back!!!

"but lulu howe did u come back?!?!!??!" seys AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF becuz he is curisuos.

"**becuz i am teh Xx~~~~\*\*\*\*decendant of the moon prince lulu higgins the III\*\*\*\*~~~~xX"**

majoriz an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF cri w joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 dey both say

"lulu we lov u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

but den AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF relises dat he an majoriz r note relatd to any moon wofls. dat meens lulus dad isn not AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"butt nether mi orr majoris r moon wofls!!!!!!!!!"

"*oh no"*  majoris seys.

*"im sorry AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF but lulu isnt ur ssun..."*

## partt 9 AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF MEETS CRUSHED SOUL!!!!!!!\

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF askses majoris::

"wut do u meen he isnt mah sun!?!?!"

majoris calmli sayes, *"he is actually teh sun of teh other wofl.. i used to merry hime."*

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF is rlly sade!!!!

"does dat meen u cheetd on mi!?!?!?!?!"

majoris seys sorry.

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF sayesys " i cantt beliv u did dis 2 me!!!!!!!!!!!"""""

*"i stille luv u awesom wofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont liek him anymoar anyway!!"*

"den y is he lulus fathert?!!?!!?!?!?!?!" AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF sayes.

"*idk"* sayss majoirs.

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF sayes bac to her,

"its ok i forgiv u!!"

lulu starts cring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lulu is upset he tought AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF waz his daddy now he is sooooooooooo madddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! butt he forgivs his dad becuz 2 him, AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF is his reel dade no matturer what majoris syeas. but lulu is alos lonly!!!! he haz no mat but nowe becuz he is sooper stronge he can gete 1!!! he goes 2 de town an looks for a mat. all of dem r UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

so he looks haerdert. den he sees a wofl. she is actully pretty!!!! she wont saye anything at all but wehn lulu walks up she sayes...

"hElLo!!!1"

she keeps speeking 2 him. "mY nAM iS EdGgE Im aM VeRi EDGY sooo wATch OutE!!"

he asks her 2 mery him.

she sayes YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

dere is a big weddin. dey hav lots of fune an eet lots of cak e. its teh beast daye EVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there r tons of ppl dere an they cheer 4 lulu an edge. LULU X EDGE!!! edge wers a v nice dres. shee llooks sooper pweettty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

butt dey stille dont no hoo lulus his reel fathr is.

it turns oute dat his reel fathr came 2 da wedding... his nam is crushed soul...

he doesn like seeing HIS sun mary EDGE!! he tinks edge is a badge influens. he jumpsz up on teh platforme were edge an lulu r kissin an he pushs edge off teh platforms@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

lulu says **"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"**

crushd soul is angri! he yells @ lulu 4 being badg. edge is mad!!!!!! she says to hhhhhhim,

"U MesESESD wITh tEh wRoNg WoFl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""""""""""

she turns in2 A GAINT KAWAII FIAIRBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    she trys 2 attk hime butt it no work!!! he usd 2 fyght soooooooooooo much dat he becam sooper stronge almsot as stronge as AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF. edge turns normale. den crushd soul saeys,

"MAJORIS Y DID U LEVE ME?!!!!!!!!!"

she respons,

"*becuz awesome superawesomewoflwolf iz cooler"*

crushed soul crys. his soul iz crushd!!! lulu is sade. he runsawaye an edge runs awaye 2. its wetns from teh best daye evr 2 teh worst daye evr.

lulu sits in teh forest becuz he is sade.

his fathr followd hime an he tries 2 mak him feel bettetrters.

lulu cries "daddy im SAD im not ur sun i'm crusheded suol's sun"

suddinly a giantt wretchd abiss appers.

"i am teh wrectheds aybis"

OH NO everyone screms.\

"dey callme herasumasus mora"

OMG ITS CHTULUSLISU!!"

liulu an his father rr ruuun away quikly.

"u cant hid from teh wrechtd abyssssssssssss" anit disaper.

'daddy what" waas dat""" sayes lulu

"it was"heramsisus mora teh monster blob library guy" say awesome superawesomewoflwolf

awesome pauses, den sayes "skyrim"

majoris walks in crying

"omg i <3 that game"

meeeeee 2222222222222222

'''''''''""'''''''''''''''''''''majoris i luv you' says awesmeome superawseomewoflwolf

## part 10 SECOND WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

lulu marys nico jonas and they life happiyl evr after