Curious Sailor! To Find The Cousin!

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**Curious Sailor! To Find The Cousin!** is the first episode of Season 1 of Greeny Phatom Re-Imagined. It introduces the king of this here proto-world, and some of his friends.

## Spoiler

Inspector Cat witnesses a curious event that catches him off guard. Santed Sailor seems to be an alien, except maybe he isn't, because his cousin Walter lives in 123 Greeny Phatom. Meanwhile, Doctor and Dr. Beanson are mad at each other because one of them got something the other was hoping to have. Will Little Guy patch this friendship up?

## Plot

### (#1) Wayward Spirit

Out from somewhere in the void, a ship called Beach Park falls all the way down to 123 Greeny Phatom on water, near a beach. Inspector Cat sees this event nearby, and is shocked to his core. The guy in the ship, Santed Sailor, comes out, exclaiming that he's going to see his cousin. He calls attention to his brother, who he temporarily forgets doesn't exist yet. After that, he jumps off the ship and into the beach, inevitably meeting Inspector Cat. Mr. Cat tries to interrogate him by asking where he came from, and how his brother is "nonexistent." Santed Sailor dodges these questions by asserting that if Mr. Cat thinks hard enough, he will know the answer, which ironically isn't very helpful. Mr. Cat asks Santed Sailor if he can come with him to go see the Sailor's cousin, but only to try and make sense of the situation with the king of the proto-world, Little Guy. All they manage to figure out is that Mr. Sailor's cousin is named Walter. It turns out that Walter actually lives on this planet, so they can consult him for answers. Little Guy offers to walk Santed Sailor to Walter's house, after they take care of something first…

### (#2) Patching it Up

Santed Sailor is surprised by the coincidence that Doctor and Dr. Beanson are cousins, too. They had a little spat yesterday, because of Doctor getting a toy soldier that James Beanson wanted. So, in return, he stole one of Doctor's music discs, and they got into a fight. The newly-formed trio go to James's house first, because they think it's sensible that James should give the music disc back that he stole. James agrees with this, as long as Doctor gives him the toy soldier that he wants. Meanwhile, James never knew that Walter had a cousin. When they go to Doctor's house, they find that Doctor has already got a replacement for the music disc. But after being told that the replacement is less valuable than the original, and after Dr. Beanson's speech about patching things up, Doctor agrees to give the toy soldier to James. In return, James gives him the original music disk.

### (#3) The Mystery Continues

After leaving Dr. Beanson to go back to his own house, the trio arrives at Walter's house. Little Guy and Mr. Cat learns that Santed Sailor's first real name is Grover. However, Grover prefers to be called by his nautical name instead. Walter remembers Grover talking about wanting to be a sailor as a kid, although he doesn't know what the word "Santed" means, or if it's even a word at all. He also doesn't even know if Grover had a brother or not. Walter explains that Grover would visit his parents' house, and since he was cool to talk to, they became best friends. Walter and his family didn't know who Grover's parents were, or where they were. The last time Grover visited Walter was when Walter was 13, and he didn't know it would be his last visit, either. Mr. Sailor assures Walter that he will stay at Beach Park near the beach, and since Walter's his cousin, he promises to tell him exactly who his brother is, but the answer may still have some vagueness in it. With the plot of the episode done, Little Guy wonders how to turn this tiny floating camera off. No one else noticed the camera but him. Then, he notices that it is turning off by itself, as the screen goes black. The audio receiver still picks up audio for a bit, but after Little Guy says his final line, that turns itself off as well.

### Stainton Studios Vanity Card #1

I'm once again sorry that I can't be there to see you grow up. Things are complicated. I've sought control of a world I didn't know existed. Apparently, it was passed down from generation to generation. I'm entrusted with the care of it. Consider this season as a late Christmas gift to you all. I may be too busy to visit, but remember, I'll always be in your hearts.

## Cast

* Inspector Cat
* Santed Sailor
* Little Guy
* Dr. Beanson
* Moctor (off-screen, voice only)
* Doctor
* Walter Edmaud Thomas

## Trivia

* Santed Sailor's brother is named Gangster Sailor, who will appear later in the series.
* Santed Sailor was probably staying in Robert Stainton's house prior to the events of this episode, and he was allowed to be kind of a self-aware character in this proto-world, who can't really tell much of the truth. The other characters lack this self-awareness, which is why him telling Mr. Cat to "think about it" utterly failed.
* It is revealed that Santed Sailor WAS born in this world. Which means that sometime after his final visit with Walter, he somehow ascended into Robert's house (or was picked up by Robert himself) and stayed there until immediately when this show started.
* It seems that only Little Guy can see the tiny cameras that record footage for this series. Either he has some self-awareness himself, or he has a keen eye. Maybe both.

## Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvQPqzKUnI

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