Kiddie Playschool

**Kiddie Playschool** is a television block that debuted in 2022 on the Kiddie Channel's preschool networks, as well as the streaming service Kiddie Plus. The series is produced by Kiddie and Primal Screen. This is the company's first attempt at a weekday-morning preschool block since *Playground Kiddie* which debuted in 2006.

## Plot

The show is hosted by one of the Kiddie producers along with the network's animated mascots. In every episode, the show takes place on a preschool classroom set and decorated with appropriately themed objects. There are also daily activities in which viewers (referred to as "Kiddies") are encouraged to participate in games, songs, crafts, and life lessons. Activities generally revolve around a theme, and take place between things that relate to each theme.

## Why This Show Sucks

* First off, just to get the elephant out of the room to begin with, the main problem is that it's *way* too poorly executed, and not to mention this show exists ***for no reason at all!***
* Aside from being mean-spirited, the show is also littered with everyone being a hypocrite and an idiot.
* The episodes are very inconsistent. Not to mention they are nothing but a waste of time to watch.
* The Flash animation used by the characters, while not bad by itself, tends to be mediocre and choppy at times.
* The characters' voice acting for the most part is not very good, and they don't capture the same charm as their original voices, sometimes ranging from average, to annoying and unfitting for the characters.
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* Not to mention, many of the people and characters have been flanderized very badly:
	1. Heloise sneezing and coughing into her surgical mask.
	2. A bunch of girls being attracted to Toulouse's giant ego.
	3. Gallego Slovenscina has a bunch of defecation rubbed on his face.
	4. Maxillane Charrest has been reduced into being a bumbling buffoon and is no longer an inspector anymore.
	5. Chaister Garrincha is nothing but a Butt-Monkey who acts **even more** immature and childish, and whines *way too much*. She is very idiotic, stupid, and unlikable to the point where she *still* feels like a no-brain moron and mentally-unstable psychopath. This tends to become extremely annoying.
	6. Braddock Schroeder went from being friendly, sympathetic, and cowardly into being sarcastic, cynical, intelligent and is no longer even scared of anything that much anymore.
	7. Delliney Lessive and Lindred Fischer have gone from being smooth and calm with a love of music to being a bunch of fussy jerks.
	8. Dallaire Wippenberg is a Karma Houdini who always tries to make sure that everything is nice and perfect.
	9. Tree Adams went from being a funny but reliable kid, into a dumb idiot who equally screws up everything just like Chaister.
* A majority of the jokes range from stale to just plain weak.
* Almost everyone treats the characters like garbage and usually gets off scot-free at the end.
* Poor attempts at humor. A majority of it relies on bad slapstick.
* Almost lack of originality.
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## Redeeming Qualities

* The classroom setting for the show is kinda clever.
* Good voice acting, despite the voice acting being annoying at times.
* The show's theme song is very cute and charming. It got critical praise and there is even a full version.
* Some likable characters now and then, such as Pattisade Dannesh, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
* The characters' Flash animation does have its positives. For example, the art style, despite some of the character designs appearing rather mediocre, can be nice to look at, while some episodes do present us with magnificent animation.

## Reception

The series has received mixed to negative reviews on Common Sense Media and IMDb.