Kris Berger/Kris goes AWOL

## Background information

At some point, Detective Joey Salami was hired to investigate Roland Thunders mysterious origins. We also know that Kris Berger has a crush on Detective Joey Salami.

On 4/28/2023, it was reported that Detective Joey Salami hadn't been seen in some time. Last known location: the rain forests of Costa Rica.

On 5/4/2023, it was reported that Kris Berger, was growing increasingly concerned about her crush, Detective Joey Salami. Detective Joey Salami had not been seen in some time. In the days/weeks leading up to this Kris had been picking up extra shifts reading the Preparedness Checklists, and often mentioning that she was preparing for a large upcoming expense. Eventually, Kris began taking a step back from work which was frustrating the Director. She stopped reading the checklists and even stopped doing the Nightly Top Stories at 7 o'clock.

## Initial Disappearance

Shortly after coming last place in a Rocket League esports competition and not scoring a single point, Kris Berger went AWOL and completely abandoned the station, missing an important meeting with the Director. This story came as a shock to many in the community, especially since it would mean that the *Hotdogs or Hurricanes* segments would not be aired anymore. She was also not featured on any On Location segments and her call-in extension was unavailable. At the behest of chat, a bribe of sorts was determined to be the next best course of action.

Here is the full text from the 7pm broadcast on 5/7/2023, recapping the story:

> Hello there folks, I'm Roland Thunder, the egg loving weatherman who was hatched. Here is an update on the Kris Berger situation. We seem to be 10 steps behind her but after hours of digging into leads all day, we found out that she was recognized at a local hot dog stand near by. Whats the big deal?
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> Well, the owner of the hot dog stand mentioned that she seemed to be gearing up for a long flight as she packed hot dogs into every spare pouch of her luggage that she had near by. This new information could lead us to her next location or give us insight into her plan. Will she continue to travel with her precious cargo or will she settle down and have a hot dog feast?
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> Only time will tell. we will keep you updated as this situation develops, all the best from your egg loving weatherman Roland Thunder.
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## The 175,000 Hotdog Community Challenge

In an effort to bring back Kris Berger the World Wide Weather team set up a community challenge goal: amassing 175,000 hotdogs over a period of 7 days. These hotdogs would be used by World Wide Weather (WWW) along with the World Wide Wieners Organisation (WWWO) to construct 7 hot dog towers around the globe, in the hopes of attracting Kris back to the station.

### The Director Incident

The Kris Berger charity event was a day for giving back. However, the director had other plans and attemped to steal hot dogs from the charity. Luckily he was rebooted and everything went fine after that.

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/8/2023, recapping the story:

> Good evening, dear viewers, I am David Stratford your resident shakespearean weatherman. Tonight I bring you a special report on the bizarre and unprecedented events that have transpired in the Kris Berger Charity Event. As you all know the day was meant to be a day of giving back and suppoorting those in need by donating to the Kris Berger Charity Event. However, it seems that the director in charge went mad with power and attempted to steal hot dogs from the charity.
> Yes, you heard that right, hot dogs. Luckily for us all the goo has been rebooted and everything is now under control. There is no cause for alarm or panic as your hot dog donations are still safe and sound. I cannot help but wonder what could've driven this director to behave in such an outrageous manner. Was it greed? Hunger? Or perhaps something more sinister? Regardless of their motive we must remember that our priority is to support char-.
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### 5k Tandem Bike Ride

Efforts to scrounge up hot dogs for Kris Berger have had little success. In response, our weather anchors Roland, Jill and Trudy took it upon themselves to raise awareness and gather more hot dogs

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/9/2023, recapping the story:

> Roland Thunder, Trudy Melt, and Jill Dandy have embarked on a 5k tandem bike ride to raise awareness for the Kris Berger Hot Dog Fundraising Drive. This event is not just about three of our star anchors participating in a physical challenge, but also supporting an excellent cause. Not only are they working tirelessly around the clock to bring you the latest weather updates, but they also have begun to care about our fellow anchor, Kris Berger. I must say that seeing Roland Thunder, Trudy Melt, and Jill Dandy riding tirelessly together on their tandem bike is quite a sight. They are taking turns pedaling away with determination and this despite the challenging terrain. As Shakespeare once said, "All the worlds a stage" and indeed these anchors are performing remarkably well today as they continue their journey for this worthy cause. So, there you have it folks. Great things happen when we come together as a community to support one another. For now, this is David Stratford signing off.
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### 2k Bike Ride

Outrage from viewers led our weather anchor David Stratford to participate in a 2k bike ride to help gather funds for the Kris Berger campaign (and save some face).

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/10/2023, recapping the story:

> Hello, my dear readers, this is Trudy Melt the anxious candle who was struck twice by lightning. I am here to bring you some breaking news that will surely light up your world. As I flicker nervously on my silver holder, I have just learned that WWW anchorman David Stratford has completed a 2k bike ride to support the Kris Berger Hot Dog Charity. You see, Kris Berger is currently missing and her whereabouts are unknown. While we continue to hope for her safe return, we are all sure that she would have been extremely grateful of David efforts in supporting her mission.
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> Although he didn’t participate in the tandem bike ride with his colleagues like he should have, David's dedication and commitment to charitable causes should be celebrated recognized. Although he did do a shorter distance than the rest of us. But as candles burning bright with hope for Kris Berger's safe return, we should all take inspiration from David's actions and do our part towards making the world a better place. This is Trudy Melt signing off, let us all keep our candles and hope burning bright.
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## The Kris Berger Hotdog Lures

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/9/2023, recapping the story:

> Dearest viewers, I am David Stratford, your trusted shakespearean weatherman. And today I bring your breaking news update that is sure to make your jaws drop with excitement. Have you heard about our Hot Dog Piles?
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> Thats right, ladies and gentleman, we have begun erecting hot dog piles around the world as part of an effort to lure our beloved weatherwoman anchor Kris Berger out of hiding and back onto the WWW stage where she belongs. As we speak, our team is busy setting up the very first hot dog pile in a strategic location somewhere on this planet. The aroma of sizzling sausages and spicy mustard is sure to catch Kris's attention and coax her into making a grand comeback for all her fans.
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> But, why do we need such elaborate meassures? You might ask. Well, let me remind you that Kris Berger has been missing form the scene for far too long now. Her adscence has left a void in the hearts of millions who looked foward to her lively commentary from sunny skies to torrential downpours.
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### Hotdog Pile #1

David Stratford reports:

> Dearest viewers, I am David Stratford, your trusted Shakespearian weatherman. And today, I bring you a breaking news update that is sure to make your jaws drop with excitement. Have you heard about our hotdog piles? That's right, ladies and gentlemen! We have begun erecting hotdog piles around the world as part of an effort to lure our beloved weatherwoman anchor Kris Berger out of hiding and back onto the WWW stage where she belongs. As we speak, our team is busy setting up the very first hotdog pile in a strategic location somewhere on this planet. The aroma of sizzling sausages and spicy mustard is sure to catch Kris' attention and coax her into making a grand comeback for all her fans. But why do we need such elaborate measures, you might ask? Well, let me remind you that Kris Berger has been missing from the scene for far too long now. Her absence has left a void in the hearts of millions who looked forward to her lively commentary on everything from sunny skies to torrential downpours. However, with this new initiative, we are confident that Ms. Berger will come back stronger and more motivated than ever before. Who could resist the temptation of juicy hotdogs piled high atop one another? So folks, stay tuned for further updates on this exciting development. I am David Stratford, signing off until next time with visions of plump hotdogs dancing in my head! Stay safe and dry out there!
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### Kris Sighting at Hotdog Pile #1

After the first piles had been set up a silhouette that looked like Kris Berger was spotted close to the first hot dog pile.

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/9/2023, recapping the story:

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> Oh, well isn't that just fascinating news? A possible Kris Berger sighting in our first hot dog pile. I suppose we can all sleep soundly tonight knowing that crucial bit of information. As for weather or not it's actually her, who knows. It could be anyone stuffing their face with processed meat and buns. But hey, if that gets people talking, I guess its worth reporting on.
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> Lets just hope we dont have to endure too many more breaking news segments about potential hot dog eating celebrities in the future. So what do you think chat, is this our Kris Berger?
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### Hotdog Pile #2

Trudy Melt reports:

> Hello, this is Trudy Melt reporting, an anxious candle who was struck twice by lightning. Today's breaking news is about the erection of hotdog piles around the world to lure Kris Berger, our weatherwoman anchor, to reach out to WWW. As you all know, Kris Berger has been missing for several days now. In order to attract Kris Berger's attention and get her to reach out to us, we have erected hotdog piles in strategic locations around the world. These piles are made up of thousands of hotdogs stacked on top of each other, creating a giant tower that is sure to catch anyone's eye and nose. This is the second hotdog pile that we have erected so far and we are planning to put up more as necessary. We are hoping that Kris Berger will smell these piles and realize that we are trying to reach out to her. We urge all our viewers who spot Kris Berger in their area to contact us immediately. This has been Trudy Melt reporting on the erection of hotdog piles around the world in an effort to lure Kris Berger back home. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
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### Hotdog Pile #3

Roland Thunder reports:

> Hello, this is Roland Thunder, your favorite egg-loving weatherman who was hatched! I have some breaking news for you all today. It seems that WWWs newly established World Wide Weiners Organization, also known as WWWO, has just erected their third hotdog pile. The most interesting thing about this news is that it may finally lure Kris Berger out of hiding. With this new hotdog pile in town, we can only hope that Kris Berger will be enticed to reach out to us and finally let us know what she's been up. So stay tuned folks because this could be big! This has been Roland Thunder reporting live on the third hotdog pile erected by the WWWO.
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### Hotdog Pile #4

Roland Thunder reports:

> Hello, fellow egg lovers! This is Roland Thunder, your favorite weatherman who was hatched. I bring to you a special report on an exciting development in the world of hotdogs and weather anchoring. I am delighted to announce that WWW (World Wide Weather) along with WWWO (World Wide Weiners Organization) has just erected their fourth hotdog pile around the world! And what's more, it's all for a great cause - to lure Kris Berger, our beloved weatherwoman anchor, to reach out to WWW. As you all know, Kris Berger is a seasoned professional when it comes to covering severe weather conditions. But she has recently gone completely missing! Every time someone donates a hotdog, it brings us one step closer to reaching our goal of building 7 piles of hotdogs all around the world. And let me tell you something - Kris Berger will be overjoyed once she sees - or smells - our magnificent creations! So get together with your friends and family members and donate as many hotdogs as possible because every contribution counts! Let's show some love for our favorite weatherwoman anchor and try to lure her with her favorite food - HOTDOGS! This is Roland Thunder signing off from Eggsville. Stay tuned for more updates on this special event!
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### Hotdog Tower #5

At this point, the build quality had increased into full-on hotdog towers. Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/10/2023, recapping the story:

> Hear ye, hear ye! This is David Stratford, your Shakespearian weatherman with a special report that will leave you salivating! The World Wide Weiners Organization (WWWO) has just completed the construction of their fifth hot dog tower around the world. And why? You may ask. To lure none other than our very own Kris Berger, the Hot Dog Queen and princes of the weather anchor extraordinare, to reach out to WWW.
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> Friends, let me tell you that this calls for celebration because we hired real hot dog artisans to help in the crafting of these final three towers. I kid you not when I say they have produced a masterpiece like no other seeing these towers will leave you awestruck. But wait theres more, because your donations helped make this possible. Yes folks, each tower takes a whopping 25,000 hot dogs and thanks to your generosity this building effort continues. So what does this mean for us all?
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### Hotdog Tower #6

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/10/2023, recapping the story:

> Hello, my name is Trudy Melt, and I'm an anxious candle that has witnessed something quite extraordinary. Not too long ago the World Wide Weiners Organization (WWWO) erected their 6th hot dog tower on top of a mountain in their efforts to lure Kris Berger our respected weatherwoman anchor to their side. As the tower was being built I could'nt help but notice the pungent odor caused by the hot dogs. The scent wafted far and wide accross the surrounding area, overwhelming me with its overpowering aroma.
> Hopefully this will help lure Kris Berger. As for me, I'll be staying put and avoiding unncesary risks. Who knows what else WWW will have up their sleeves or in their buns.
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### Hotdog Tower #7

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/11/2023, recapping the story:

> My dear friends, I am David Stratford, and tonight I come to you with an incredible piece of news. We have just received word that WWW has completed its final hot dog tower. This marks the seventh and final tower in this incredible feat of culinary engineering. But what makes this tower special is not just its location or its height, its also what on top. All the toppings and fixings you could ever imagine have been packed into this towering monument to meat. Why go through all this trouble? To lure our beloved weatherwoman anchor Kris Berger. And with 175,000 going into these towers combined we can only imagine how quickly she must be sprinting towards a tower.
> This is truly a momentous ocasion, we want to thank each and every one of our viewer and contributors around the world for making this possible. It is your support that has allowed us to create something truly special, we will keep you updated o kris progress if she reached out to WWW. Until then lets all celebreate together cuz' we did it.
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### Goal reached

Jill Dandy reports on reaching the 175,000 hotdog goal:

> Wow, well isn't that just...hotdogtastic. A round of applause for the community of weather watchers, folks! We have reached our goal of gathering all the hotdogs possible. I'm sure those 175,000 hotdogs are going to a great cause... But hey, who am I to judge? At least we've got some real winners and wieners out there making a difference. Keep up the good work, hotdog heroes.
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## Kris Is Found

### Kris Reaches Out To WWW

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/11/2023, recapping the story:

> Folks, this is it, I am so relieved to report the news that Kris Berger has reached out to WWW after going missing. Kris is currently in Costa Rica. It seems that the stench of our delicious hot dogs led her to the final tower where she found a note asking her to contact us in the middle. She must've eaten her way to the center thorugh all the dogs and fix-ins.
> But dont worry folks, we are already making arrangements to send a crew down there as soon as posible to help Kris in any way, and to get her back on the air. We will keep you updated with any develoments on this story, so stay tuned for tomorrows update. The Hot Dog Queen is back on the map, folks!
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### Kris Berger Reporting From Costa Rica

After almost a whole week missing we meet Kris Berger once again reporting live from Costa Rica.

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/12/2023, recapping the story:

> David: Good evening, viewers, I bring your top weather story tonight from the comforts of our studio. But out in the rainforest of Costa Rica our intrepid Kris Berger is braving the elements to report live on the current weather conditions. Kris, what can you tell us about the prevailing climate in your area?
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> Kris: Hi there, it's a jungle out here in Costa Rica. The rain is pouring down and the humidity is crazy thick, but that wont stop me from bringing you the hottest weather news around. Speaking of hot, have you ever tried a costarican hot dog? Theyre amazing. Anyways we've got lighting flashing all around us right now it's pretty intense.
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### Detective Joey Salami's Whereabouts

Part of the reason for Kris' disappearance was the lack of communication with Detective Joey Salami. She feared the worst may have happened to him during an investigation on Roland's past while in Costa Rica. And by the look of her findings, her fear might've been well placed.

Here is the full text from the broadcast on 5/12/2023, recapping the story:

> David: ....detailed updates on this developing situation. Now, back to detective Joey Salami's disapearance, can you tell us mor eof the weather conditions that might've played a role in his vanishing act?
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> Kris: Sure, when detective Salami went missing two weeks ago the weather was pretty wild. There were heavy downpours and gusty winds that made it dificult to manouver through the rain forest. It's posible that he got lost or injured due to the hazardous conditions. But dont worry, I'm on a mission to find him and bring him back safe and sound.
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> David: Your dedication to finding detective Salami is truly admirable. But let us not forget the potential dangers you might face in your mission. Are there any weather predictions that could affect your search efforts in the coming days?
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On 5/13/2023, it was reported that Kris is hot on his trail and has been working out of her hotdog house that was setup from all the hotdog donations:

> TRUDY: Breaking News: Kris Berger, the hotdog weatherwoman, braves rainforest to find missing Detective. Trudy Melt here, reporting live from my candlestick. We have breaking news on Kris Berger's valiant efforts to find the missing detective in the Costa Rica rainforest. As you recall, Kris has been forecasting hotdog-related weather patterns for years. Her dedicated followers know her as a spunky, no-nonsense reporter who has seen it all. And now she is embarking on a perilous journey into the heart of the rainforest to find the lost detective. Kris official started her search yesterday afternoon. Dressed in her trusty hotdog suit and equipped with only a backpack full of supplies and her trusty umbrella, Kris trekked deep into the jungle with determination etched onto her face. The rain came down in sheets as she hacked through vines and thick underbrush. But don't let that fool you - Kris is made of strong stuff! She is now hunkered down for the night by erecting a makeshift hotdog house out of all the donations to her cause. Look at that hotdog home. It is a true dog house. As morning breaks, she will continue to search for her beloved detective. Although I am somewhat anxious about facing whatever dangers lurk ahead for Kris, she remains positive that she will be successful in this endeavor. Now more than ever, we need to channel our good thoughts towards Kris' safety and finding that lost detective. Stay tuned for more updates as they come!
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## Joey is Rescued

On May 15th, 2023, it was reported that Kris Berger piggybacked Detective Joey Salami 14 miles out of the rainforest.

## Other Media

### References In Other Segments

* Jill roasts Kris while she's gone
* THE RETURN OF KRIS