Just Barfo

**Mi "Mi" Mimi** mi mimimi mi BREADHERODAN. Mimimi mi mimimi: ENGLISH TRANSLATION mi mimimi.

## Mimimi

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## Miiimi

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## Mimi

* Mi Mimi mi mimimi TWITTER mimimi JustBarfo mi mimimi.
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* Mimi mi ENGLISH mi JAPANESE mi SPANISH mimimi, mimimi HONHONHON mimi FRENCH. Mi JAPANESE mimi "moshimoshi" mimimi PHONE mimimi.
* Mimi "GLOWSTICK" MIIIIMIMIMIMI mimi FUCKING ASSHOLE mi.
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# ENGLISH TRANSLATION

**Just "Barfo" Barfo** is roleplayed by BreadHeroDan.

## Description

He is an alien with a very fluorescent green appearance. He apparently was born on July 7, 1947, the day of the Roswell Incident. The only communication Barfo can do is by talking in "mimi", and a few words of other languages he's picked up. When he finds something he likes or dislikes, he responds accordingly, using different sounds. He has an apparent preference for anything chromed colored and very exotic cars. He wears headphones to be in a relaxed, vibing state.

## Events

On his first day, he is given a bike and while riding around, he meets Hank, who explains to him about the last time aliens were in Los Santos, involving Norm who gets freaked out about them, and ended up getting his arm amputated as a result. During their discussion, a LSPD police cruiser and EMS stops by to perform a welfare check, and determine him not to be a threat. Hank drives them to the Mirror Park Tavern, where he warns Barfo not to be around, as Norm may freak out. Barfo promptly leaves, then returns. He then is able to use an ATM to get money, and can do beatboxing if in a very good mood or introducing. Several vouch for him being friendly, and gift him items such as marijuana, several substances, alcohol, and various other food and drinks. Barfo is attracted by anything chrome colored, and once he learned the word "chrome", others catch on and Bell Rangler at Benny's repaints his bike chrome and shows off his chrome bike. He asks where the bank is and Bell gives him directions. Afterwards, he briefly stops by Casa Latina to show off his bike and purchase food.

Later, he goes to the casino and plays slots for a while, confusing employees there. He visits the Tavern again, then visits the LSPD in Mission Row and asks about chrome. He gets a recommendation he could work as a mechanic and to go to the Los Santos Job Center. At the LSJC, he meets employees of the Little Duck Touring Co., including John who helps him, and gets a job at Little Liberty for daily income. At the Little Liberty, he makes pizzas and delivers them for $111 and also meets Vince to go over the job's details and sends Barfo off to do deliveries. He receives a chrome colored Weeny Issi compact car from Jack to replace his bike, which makes Barfo more of a hustler, and meets Vince who is impressed he can sell a pizza for $111 instead of the regular $15. Later, Vince laments he bought a car and is severely broke, to which Barfo calls Vince a bad hustler and recommends repainting his car with chrome. At Pillbox Medical Center, while delivery a pizza, he confuses medical staff there with mentioning 111, as Pillbox's phone number is also 111, however Cindy was able to successfully communicate with him. Several employees at Pillbox are reminded of prior events that occurred in the city, but Barfo distances himself, simply stating he's just there to deliver pizzas. While delivery pizzas, he nearly got ran over, got called "The Glowstick" and promptly called the man who nearly hit him a "FUCKING ASSHOLE". He meets several including, but not limited to, Ami, Rowan, V, Bentley, Jhikin and Benny of Grove Street. With Benny, he learns to insult both the Ballas and Vagos and is taken to Grove Street to learn the gang sign and how to do drive by shooting. Later, he joins Benny in robbing a liquor store. Later, Bentley gave his opinion of the pizzas tasting like a $5 pizza instead of $111, and Barfo took offense. He hangs around Benny's for a bit before sleeping.

The next day, Barfo's car has broken windows and he goes to Benny's for repair, as payment for the repair he gives 5 pizzas and exits by insulting the Ballas again. He delivers more pizzas to Pillbox, the Burger Shot, and even to someone treking up Mt. Chiliad. Barfo hacked into Zeb's Twitter account and tweeted out an advertisement. At Little Liberty, while working hard to make pizzas, he gives Vince $2,000 and hydrochloric acid meant for chroming his car. They discuss a possible lucrative business opportunity to make a bigger payout by meeting and working with Granny. On his way back to Little Liberty, Barfo is kidnapped and is held hostage for a jewelry heist. As a hostage, Barfo continues his business-savy by selling marijuana to one of his kidnappers for $111. He is then released and provides his witness statement to the LSPD, realizes his phone was taken, is transported back to Little Liberty, and continues his deliveries. He delivers more pizzas to the LSPD, describes his being held hostage and his phone being stolen, and receives a phone from one of the officers. He visits Casa Latina and is now able to pay for more food, and while there, he meets several from Grove Street to throw up gang signs. He later joins Arden to go inside a house and was told to look for items inside, once outside he is questioned by LSPD about why he came out of a house, he explained he was delivering pizzas and is let go with a verbal warning. Shortly afterwards, he flees from witnessing a shooting, not knowing it was a gang conflict between Vinny and the Vagos and returns back to Little Liberty to work. He delivers more pizzas to Benny, in a holding cell, at the BCSO in Sandy Shores. While there, he meets Deputy Gonzales, delivers him a pizza, exchange phone numbers. He finishes the night with more deliveries to the casino and then to the Mirror Park Tavern, and meets Norm, who is still afraid of aliens but learns this alien is different and friendlier, and exchange phone numbers.

The next day, upon arriving at Little Liberty, Barfo receives a phone call with a request to pick up ransom cookies from Casa Latina and deliver it to the bank near the PD. Handing over the cookies, he also manages to sell a pizza to one of the officers. He runs into Vince and gives him $800 and returns back to work. Barfo later receives a phone call if he'd like to go on a bank heist with an offer he can't refuse: to get enough to be completely chrome. He makes pizza deliveries to Benny's, where he learns how to play Minecraft and is briefly stopped by an LSPD officer if he knows how to dial 911, in case of an emergency. Afterwards he also delivers to Pillbox on behalf of Dr. Kay.

He meets his partner in crime, drive to a clothing store and learns the words "No Spike Strips" and "Safe Passage". As his new alias, Barfo adopts a new way of talking ("momo" instead of "mimi"), dons a new purple color and cowboy hat, and receives a gun and a radio. They arrive at a Fleeca Bank in the Rockford Hills area and hold Vince hostage, forcing him to dance and twerk in front of the bank. They manage to escape the pursuing cops and change back into their normal identities. Barfo is extremely stressed but makes $65,000 from the heist. He makes it back to Little Liberty and resumes his work by delivery 10 pizzas to Pillbox, on behalf of Kay, to V at the casino, to his boss Vince, and attempts delivery to the mechanics at the Auto Exotic but is insulted when he gets called "Glowstick" and refuses delivery. He goes to Benny's, and after several attempts, Kay realizes Barfo wants a new car, and helps him go to the PDM and talk to Seth. He buys a Brioso R/A and gets it fully kitted out with chrome, armor, brakes, engines, transmission, NOS, green underglow, and window tint. Outside the PDM he is held at gunpoint briefly due to them watching "War of the Worlds", and is later questioned by an LSPD officer about someone looking similar to Barfo but in purple, similar speaking style, and in a chrome vehicle involved in a recent bank robbery, to which Barfo exclaims it was an imposter. He doesn't believe he was followed by a different alien, and claimed that he was delivering pizzas. While speaking about delivery pizzas, the officer balked at the price of the pizzas, to which Barfo took offense and stated it included the cost of delivery. He continues by stating he works for Vince's Little Liberty, who has bad business sense, and sells a pizza and learns several words such as "Sheeesh" and "Clout" from others. Later, Barfo wants to sell his Issi for $11,1111 and sells it to V. Barfo joins V in a 4 seater van, who needs some energy, to attend a block party in Chumash. On the way there, V suggests that Barfo sell pizzas at the party, so they stop at Little Liberty for him to make more pizzas. While there, he receives a lot of marijuana, food, and drinks while chatting with partygoers, and participates in the "pass-the-fish" game. He wraps up his last few deliveries to Rory at PD, to Gob at Pillbox, then tests out how fast his new car can go on the freeways.

The next day, Barfo delivers pizzas to V at the Tavern, but also meets Chad, who grabs a pizza before he could deliver it to V. Chad, not understanding Barfo, attempts to pay for the pizza with 111 9mm bullets, Barfo returns the bullets, and demands $111 instead. He gets the $111 and marijuana. Another customer gave him $1 three times and he returned the $3, noting he only accepts $111. Barfo continues his pizza delivery rounds to Pillbox, Benny's, LSJC, LSPD after some initial resistance from Cecil (Twitch.tv) BreadHeroDan - "PAY THAT MAN", Dragon's Rest, Blazing Tattoo, the Courthouse, the Yellow Jack Inn. While at Benny's, Bell gives him coke, which she describes as better than coffee, and displays incredible speed while under the influence. In the middle of making his runs, an LSPD officer pulls him over and purchases a pizza. At the Dragon's Rest, orders a ramen and hot tea to go, and introduces himself to the Dragon's Rest staff that he delivers freshly made pizzas to keep the city from being cold. At the Blazing Tattoo, he delivers his last pizzas to Storm, whom he considers is running a great business, and leaves with insulting the Ballas. Barfo discovers and learns how to do car tricks on the beach, and passes by the PlasmaGame, but it wasn't open. He returns to hang out at BENNY'S, asks where to get a water ski, the staff recommend they call Bell to get a boat license.

## Trivia

* Barfo's Twitter handle is JustBarfo.
* Barfo enjoys flying.
* Barfo is known to use English, Japanese, and Spanish, and laughs in French. He uses the Japanese phrase "moshimoshi" to answer the phone.
* Barfo takes offense to being called "Glowstick"
* Barfo is able to beatbox.

# Known Common Phrases

 LIQUID CAPITAL ACQUISITION
 HUSTLER
 BAD HUSTLER
 HUSTLING
 DIVIDEND REINVESTMENT

# Gallery

On top of Bishop's WTF?! museumNear Little Liberty

# Fan Art

Credit: CarbonCorvid, Sept 8, 2021, TSRP Fan Discord
1. ↑ (Twitch.tv) BreadHeroDan - "LIQUID CAPITAL ACQUISITION"
2. ↑ (Twitch.tv) BreadHeroDan - "Get delivering! WOWOWOWOOOAH!"
3. ↑ (Twitch.tv BreadHeroDan - "Misunderstandings"
4. ↑ (Twitch.tv) BreadHeroDan - "These streets are cold"
5. ↑ (Twitch.tv) BreadHeroDan - "Barfo Learns Car Tricks"
6. ↑ (Twitch.tv) BreadHeroDan - "The Glowstick"