Emoji de la Manzana

Emoji de la Manzana is an alien from a planet called 🎭🍎🎱 (pronounced as Mask-Apple-8) orbiting Alpha Centauri B. Emoji is the widow of Miss Yellow.

## Emoji de la Manzana

### Relationships

Miss Green (sister-in-law)Bun Bun (brother-in-law)

Fetus (Nibling)

Cletus (Nephew)

The Green Boonies (Second Cousins)

Miss Red (Sibling-in-Law)

Chovelina the She-Devil (Sister-in-Law)

The Red Boonies (Niblings)

Miss Yellow (girlfriend)

The Yellow Boonies (children)

Piñelado Ardiendo (Soul Nephew)

Iro and Iris (parents-in-law)

### Interests

Moviestars, Vivisection Invasive Surgery, Laser Surgery, Electrosurgery, Cryosurgery, BDSM, Abduction

## Early Life to Adulthood

Emoji de la Manzana was born on 🎭🍎🎱 after when his mother emoji, 🧬🧬🧬 (pronounced Deena) gave birth via parthenogenesis. Emojians do not reproduce like earthlings do. Emojians first copy their genetic material (Emojicode) and expose their copy to a structure called 🔮🎊 (pronounced Celystal), a glowing, purple crystal that mutates Emojicode, making it unique from the mother emoji. Emojians are named after the first, middle, and last emojis in their emoji code.

Emoji lived in a small commune in an anarcho-communist society called 🎏 (land of the two beasts). In this commune, Emojians worked based on their skill and gave each other materials as needed or wanted without currency. Emoji was educated in a local commune school where he was fascinated by the sciences. Emoji worked his way up by traveling to different communes to work as apprentices until he was able to travel to other planets for research. Emoji received his very own spaceship and set off into the Solar System.

Emoji abducted aliens from several planets and sent the information back to 🎭🍎🎱. The only planet in the solar system he hadn't visited is Earth. He ended up landing nearby Miss Yellow's house and became smitten by her beauty. Emoji knocked on her door and introduced himself. Miss Yellow also experienced love at first sight because Emoji was yellow (her favorite color). The two went on several dates together. Emoji gave Miss Yellow tours inside the spaceship and showed off all the aliens he had abducted and saved in cryosleep tanks. He also abducted moviestars and performed vivisections on them while they had dinner together. As their relationship deepened, Miss Yellow told Emoji about the Green Plan after Miss Green had died. Since the establishment of anarcho-communism sounded similar to the society he lived in back on 🎭🍎🎱, he was eager to support the movement.

Emoji de la Manzana also assisted in running Miss Yellow's Boonie Love Hotel. He was in charge of regulating and supervising the production of boonie related products, like boonie juice, boonie cheese, etc. Emoji also abducted moviestars to transform them into products the love hotel needed. For instance, Emoji flew his spaceship over a Pixi church and abducted all of the worshippers. He then put them through a variety of machines he had constructed based on Miss Yellow's suggestions. The moviestars were turned into boonie lube, boonie condoms, boonie bex toys, boonie ambrosia, and much more.

After the collapse of the Boonie Love Hotel, Emoji's boonie production faltered and failed quickly afterwards. Emoji was able to make some money by participating in the Red Boonies' operations, but the salary was less than a fraction of what they used to make.

### After Miss Yellow's Death

Emoji de la Manzana rushed to retrieve Miss Yellow's body in order to attempt to revive her. He put her body into a liquid tank and struggled to calculate the productions of alien chemicals he could use to recover her body after it had gotten crushed by a boulder. Unfortunately, Emoji de la Manzana made a mistake in his calculations and when Miss Yellow was revived she did not act like her former self. Miss Yellow crawled around on all fours, screeching like a banshee. She got very violent when Emoji tried to talk to her and even bit him. Emoji shot her with his alien gun and tried to redo the process. Emoji tried over one trillion different chemical combinations to revive Miss Yellow to her former self, but none of them worked. Emoji de la Manzana announced to the rest of the M&M family that he needed to mourn the death of his girlfriend for a very long time. Emoji buried Miss Yellow's body along side her siblings' body at home (now owned by Miss Brown) and after the funeral was held he went off into space on a journey.

### Eat, Pray, Love Era

Emoji de la Manzana went on a spiritual journey around the solar system. Emoji first visited Mars and Venus where he abducted and ate some of the aliens found on each one. While cooking the aliens alive in his kitchen, he came to remember the joy of living. He recounted his dates with Miss Yellow and playdates with her boonies. Through eating the aliens, Emoji learned that it is possible to enjoy life again after tragedy. He then traveled to Mars and Jupiter where he prayed in temples. In the Martian temple, Emoji meditated for one month straight. After this meditation he realized that Miss Yellow has not left him; she has simply changed form. Emoji surmised that no one truly leaves the universe because the atoms that makes up someone can only be recycled and never destroyed. Emoji then went inside the Erythtemple located in Jupiter's Big Red Spot. While inside the temple, he prayed to the planet of Jupiter. This is where Emoji realized that the temporality of life gives it value. As much as he had wished he could revive Miss Yellow, the short time he had with her was precious, and he should try to cherish that moment. Lastly, Emoji de la Manzana visited Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune in search love. He found his conversations with the aliens on Saturn to be as pointless as the planet's rings. He described his dates on Uranus as "topsy-turvy and offbeat", complaining about how the planet also smelled like "bounce that ass". Neptune yielded no love either. The aliens there were as about as sentient as a pack of wolves; they did have a society, but they were not sophisticated enough to have things like language, culture, etc. Although Emoji was felt lonely and heartbroken, he realized that the most important love was to love himself. Emoji then went to a cold spa on Pluto before returning back to Earth.

### Committed Era

Emoji de la Manzana returned and set up a research lab near Miss Brown's house. There, he hired boonie assistants to help him conduct experiments in order to overthrow Pixi Star. He also invented an alien dating app called MeetEr (pronounced "meteor") to find himself another significant other. His inventions have helped Miss Brown gather more information about Pixi Star, boonies, and the geopolitical climate.

## Experiments

### Pixi-Related Inventions

* Emoji de la Manzana invents a device called the PixPicker that can scan moviestars to see if they are under the influence of Pixi Star. He used a double-blind procedure to test its accuracy with a sample size of 1000 moviestars. The PixPicker had an accuracy rate of about 78% percent because some moviestars were too thicc for the device's scanning laser.
* Emoji de la Manzana invents a device called the Anti-Movie Squirter which can repel moviestars from interfering with Anti-Pixi demonstrations. Emoji tested the device when Miss Brown led a protest at Pixi Star's house over the incarceration of 11 proponents of the Anti-Pixi Movement. Counter-protesters (Pixi-supremacists) clashed with Miss Brown's rally, so Emoji squirted at them. The device seemed to work because the squirt stream seemed to render the counter-protesters unconscious. However, the counter-protesters awoke and became rabid, vocalizing like wild animals and bounding on all fours. Apparently, the chemicals causes a severe stroke in moviestars resulting in severe cognitive deficits, increased pain tolerance, increased aggression, and a decrease in motor coordination. Emoji de la Manzana abducted the counter-protesters and is currently studying them in his lab.
* Emoji de la Manzana invents a device called the Scramblr that can manipulate radio and TV signals to spread the anti-Pixi message. Emoji tested the device by hacking the Movie City radio station *Pixi FM*. Unfortunately, the device had a side effect that caused by how the device accidentally manipulated radio waves to signal a pansexual boonie mating call. This resulted in the second biggest borgie in movie star history, with nearly 9,000 boonies getting down in the streets of Movie City, causing traffic jams, car accidents, and about 8 deaths.
* Emoji de la Manzana invents devices called the Gossiping Anties. These are an army of ant-like camera robots that can record information and monitor Pixi Star. The ants themselves are also extremely durable, being able to resist extreme temperature, crushing weight, and liquids. Emoji unleashed the Gossiping Anties into Pixi's house. The devices was a success. Emoji was able to gather lots of secret information about Pixi, like her plans of invasion and suppression of moviestar rights. However, the devices also recorded lots of unneeded, graphic information, such as how Pixi eats her own toenail clippings and sleeps with a body pillow with herself on it.

### Boonie-Related Inventions

* Emoji invents a moviestar breeding farm so that the Green Boonies would no longer have to hunt for babies / children. Emoji invented the breeding farm by implementing moviestar DNA into tumor cells via CRISPR gene editing, then allowing the cells to proliferate and produce moviestar gametes. The gametes are then combined in a test tube where the zygote is then implanted into the pseudo-vaginal walls of a robot called Big Birtha, which nourishes the zygotes via an artificial placenta and births the moviestars down a chute. The moviestar breeding farm functioned decently well, producing about 70% viable pregnancies. However, the Green Boonies said that the flavor was "bland and banal" and that they preferred hunting anyway because it kept them active. Emoji ended up using the moviestar breeding farm to make money from organ trade and moviestar trafficking.
* Emoji invents an app called *Boonr* where boonies can make personal connections with each other. The app proved to be an immediate success, amassing to over 10 million active users. However, boonies have reported that boonophiles have begun using the app as well, leading to numerous safety concerns. In addition, the transmission of Bexually Transmitted Diseases doubled. But since the app generated so much revenue, Emoji was able to bypass lawsuits by bribing his opposers to keep quiet.
* One of Emoji's most successful inventions is the Boonulator. The Boonulator stimulates different parts of a boonie to yield different secretions such as boonie milk, boonie cheese, boonie juice, etc. that have significant commercial and industrial value. The Boonulators were used a lot at the Boonie Love Hotel because they resembled bex toys. Since the Boonie Love Hotel is out of business, Emoji instead came up with Boonulator Renting Centers that operated similar to Netflix: boonies can rent a Boonulator, use it for as long as they want, and return it so that Emoji can gather the secretions. Several Boonulator Renting Centers have popped over throughout Pixistan, although they are also the target of vandalism and terrorist attacks by ultraconservative boonies and moviestars.
* Since boonies migrate on a monthly basis to breed, Emoji invented an app called *Brindr* that selects the optimum breeding sites based on the time of year, climate, lunar calendar, and boonie breed. The app was also an immediate success, boosting fertility and fecundity rates. However, the boonie mortality rate increased as well since boonies soon became a pest. Moviestars set up traps, hunted, poached, and committed mass executions of boonies. This caused boonie-moviestar relations to worsen.

## Fun Facts

* Emoji de la Manzana is a photosynthetic heterotroph. He typically produces his own food (photoemojisynthesis) during the day and abducts moviestars at night for consumption. Unlike boonies, Emoji de la Manzana eats adults (but only cis-male moviestars)
* Emoji de la Manzana is a big fan of BDSM. He identifies as a dominant, masochist rigger. He is a *shibari* enthusiast.
* Emoji does not label his orientations because he finds it difficult to explain in human terms. He says that Emojian sexuality is very multidimensional and fluid, and they have relationships that transcend platonic, romantic, and sexual.
* Emoji is able to teleport by bending two points of space together so that they intersect, a process known as *transflexation*.
* Emoji is able to hide himself from Pixistani surveillance by scattering his atoms apart and then reforming then when safe.
* Emoji de la Manzana does not sleep. He only needs to rest if injured / sick. He also does not produce waste because everything he consumes gets converted into pure energy. And by the first law of thermodynamics, the energy he creates is either used by him or converted to an unusable form.