Loona

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* Loona (Historically Accurate)

"Stay out of my way...or your mincemeat"

Loona is a playable character in the fictional video game "Character kart racing". Her name begins with an "L" because that is what her parents took when she was born.

Loona is a Hell-hound from the YouTube series "Helluvaboss" released in 2019 by the youtuber Vivsiepop. She wears a tattered grey crop-top and a pair of shorts with a crescent moon patch on them.

Loona can be competitive but is Humble from being orphaned and diagnosed with syphilis, Loona's competitiveness makes her an easier NPC to defeat during the Grand Prix. Loona does have the tendency to develop road rage and WILL ram anyone in her path.

Loona being a Hell-hound has the ability to Teleport through Hell portals. this allows Loona to easily regain a lead unlike other characters who are mostly mortal, unless they are driving the \*Delorean\*.

At aged 27, to the joy of some twitter users, her life was narrowly avoided from being extinguished following an ISIS terror attack. The Tesco Express in which she worked was bombed in an airstrike orchestrated by Chad Rex.

The explosions broke both her legs preventing her from racing for 3 solid years but her life remained intact. Gravely wounded, she managed to crawl out of the building to beg for help, but immediately upon doing so she was almost ran over by a lorry. However the lorry in question was a 1980s ERF EC series, which had faulty brakes and missed her by mere inches and caused the TATE minibus crash in Emmerdale Farm instead.

## Default Vehicle

Loonas primary mode of transport is tuned 2012 BMW 750il Performance. in the Left hand drive configuration. the Vehicle requires no modifications to drive unlike Georgette and Isabelle

Loona used to own a 2005 Toyota Prius Hybrid, but it was destroyed in an episode of "The Squad" prior to the games creation, So her replacement car was used instead. unlike Isabelle which the game designers chose to revive the 1978 Morris Allegro (Aka Austin Marina).

the Vehicles engine has been swapped and the suspension was modified to handle Rigorous stunts.

## Special Talents

Loona has few talents, dissimilar to Chad Rex who has many. A talent that proves especially useful is that she can Teleport which usually results in NPCs ramming each other, however this ability has a 78% chance to backfire and send her to federal prison. Her road rage can also be used to clear a path in races.

Loona is a skilled rally driver and has won the inaugural Hell Rallycross in 1998 and 2005 respectfully while using a modified Chysler Aspen which almost failed when it rolled over in typical SUV Fashion. however by pure miracle it landed upright twice.

## Trivia

in a leaked beta of the game Loona has two catchphrases, one of which being "You're Dead Fuckwit!" however to sell to much broader audiences in different countries with censorship's in place the line was simply shortened to "you're dead!." (which she says in Bengali and 42 other languages)

Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot voices the characters staggering 40 lines of speech in the Chinese release of the game, erica lindbeck voices the english version, and her voice is painfully dubbed by the IVONA Veena Text to speech voice for the Ill fated indian release which tanked worse on IGN than Links Crossbow Training for the Wii.

Loona has a Distaste towards Georgette, Isabelle, and \*Luke\* dispute being colleagues in "the squad"

Loona has a glitch in which the top of her head can stick through the roof of the 1978 Morris Allegro (Aka Austin Marina), this glitch only happens on the Dreamcast port