Sal Skullcruncher

**Sal Skullcruncher** is the underdeveloped conjoined triplet child of Val and Mal Skullcruncher, who formerly grew off of their belly before they severed him and flushed him down the toilet. Currently, he is surgically attached to Scootie's butt. He is voiced by Carlos Alazraqui.

## Biography

Sal Skullcruncher is the lesser-known third conjoined twin of Val and Mal. Unlike his sisters, Sal is not fully human, as he's just an underdeveloped blob of skin with a fully-functioning brain, face, and tiny arms that grows in between their boobs. He didn't make his first on-screen appearance until the episode "Robot Revolution", where he yelled at Val and Mal for fighting all the time and complained about how lucky they are to not be in his position. Fed up with Sal, Val and Mal severed him from their body with a knife and flushed him down the toilet, where he was discovered and picked up by Fichael, who stuck him into Scootie's butt, legally turning him into a cyborg. Sal would remain on Scootie's butt from then on and find his new identity as his taint.

In "St. Pudchuggers Day", Scootie came into the audition room, when Renzo was looking for people to take his place during sex with Flammy and was rejected upon entry but Scootie said that it wasn't him who was auditioning, it was Sal. He then stuck his taint out and Sal started dancing around and being funny. At the end of the episode, Scootie went into a kill cube, thinking it was a chill cube and got himself horribly injured, which included having Sal getting spiked on a metal spike and ripped off his taint. Sal was very mad about this, since he had an upcoming audition he couldn't be late for.

In "War and Peace", Sal started marketing his merchandise to the audience, such as his t-shirts and his website, "SalTheTaint.com", until a lawyer came up and told him that he didn't have the rights to his own likeness. Sal damned the *Netflix* lawyers for being so shitty. Sal later gave Scootie the idea to sleep with the grieving wife of one of the deceased soldiers. Sal also went into great detail about how horny his grandmother got when his grandfather died.

## Appearance

Sal Skullcruncher is a disfigured white skin growth that originally developed between the boobs of Val and Mal. He has two eyes of different sizes, thick large fluffy back eyebrows, a droopy nose, outward-sticking buck teeth, and two tiny stubby little arms with three fingers each. Currently, he has been severed and re-attached to Scootie's ass with a puddle of sticky red blood behind him.

## Personality

Sal Skullcruncher is a self-absorbed chucklehead, who with a Brooklyn accent, who loves breaking the fourth wall and promoting himself as a character, by touting himself as a fan-favorite breakout character and advertising his merchandise, website, and promotional material. He can be very intrusive and talkative, giving people way too much information about gross stuff like his experiences with masturbating with his sister and his dead grandmother getting fucked, which comes across as very annoying to whoever he's attached to. Sal is unwise and unreliable, giving people bad advice that only gets them in trouble, though it's not so much his fault, more as it is the fault of the idiots dumb enough to listen to him.

## Episode Appearances

* Robot Revolution
* St. Pudchuggers Day (Cameo)
* War and Peace

## Trivia

* In "War and Peace", Sal the Taint advertised his website, "SalTheTaint.com". In real life, "www.SalTheTaint.com" is a redirect to the *Netflix* website.
* Sal’s surname Skullcruncher is the same name as one of Dusty’s cats on Paradise PD. He appeared in Season 2 Episode 2 of the show where he was unfortunately eaten by another one of Dusy’s cats known as Mr. Meowgi.