Just Because I'm A Klutz At Mafia, Doesn't Mean I Am In Survivor

*Just Because I'm A Klutz At Mafia, Doesn't Mean I Am In Survivor* is the fifth episode of *Survivor: Alaska*.

* Gameplay
* Confessionals

## Tribe Swap

On Day 13, a surprise tribe swap, with an new tribe split the tribes to three new tribes, spreading the twelve remaining players across three tribes of four.

## Challenges

**Immunity Challenge:** "Flag Making" In this challenge the tribes need to each create a flag representing their tribes. The top two tribes that got the highest scores won immunity.

Winner(s): Yukon & Denali

## Day 13

Also tribal went well so that’s good

Soooo If you have not yet guessed, I play by my own rules in orgs and do things at my own time mhm Dominating challenges is defintely keeping the tribe close but I do worry that it's keeping us TOO close. Not voting anyone is truly leaving me concerned about where I stand in the tribe as I don't really know who I can trust due to their connections as nothing has exactly been tested yet. It's a very weird situation I think I'm in right now with this tribe and I think a tribe swap soon could prove to be beneficial for me and I would honestly probably flip on my tribe if I was swapped into a 1 up majority I do have the alliance with Malik and Kam but it hasn't really been used so I don't know how useful that is truly going to end up being, I think if we go to tribal again it is a group I could probably trust? but my paranoid ass just doesn't really trust anyone right now. I think we had a simple straight forward first vote but should we go to tribal again I do not doubt for a second that shit would get messy My main concern right now is Malik and he's my main concern just due to his connections, like he can be good socially and I know he's not the most dreadful at challenges so I do think in the premerge portion he could prove to be a bit of a threat. At the same time, going into a merge the same thing applies, except it would probably be easier to get him out here due to having members of the other tribe I think I would quite like to swap soon and swap to be on a tribe with Malik that either has just me and Malik plus the other tribe or has a sort of half and half thing going where I could target Malik and use the other tribe against him This would piss off probably everyone else from my OG tribe but if you're planning on flipping you may as well make it worthwhile and vote out someone you deem to be a threat Going back to how I feel about my current position on the tribe and what I want to do to avoid being a target. I have mentioned my alliance with Malik and Kam but something I've yet to mention is that Linus is my closest ally right now and he's the person I trust the most even though I have shown signs in here of distrusting him he is still the one I believe would be most likely to protect me and give me true and accurate information. SO, because of this I brought up with him that I would like to create an alliance. Now my idea behind creating an alliance with Linus is I would like to be open to alliances with other members of the tribe just to ensure that my back is a little bit more covered. I asked who he think would be good working with us, there are 2 outcomes here: 1) he says either malik or kam, or, 2) he says someone other than them. mhm simple math If Linus said Malik or Kam, this is cute, it would help to solidify the relationship I have with one of them in this game, which could have a domino affect and solidify the alliance, which heightens the chances of me staying. I cannot complain about this at all and it was something almost expected. If Linus said anyone other than Malik or Kam, then, cute I would have 2 small separate alliances with different people in the game, which I think again would solidify my safety. I haven't done anything to show I'm not to be trusted this far into the game so why would anyone in an alliance try to vote me out so early. The worst case scenario for this would be him saying Adam just because of the beef but I didn't really expect that to happen just because I don't see their personalities being able to work well together and I think they would both clash and I just don't see them having a particularly strong connection at any point within this game What actually happened: Well what happened was Linus said Elizabeth, CUTE, not expected but cute. She's good with Malik we both know this. If I can get an alliance with Linus and Elizabeth then that paves the way to me being more comfortable asking Elizabeth and Kam for a girls alliance. This also puts me in almost a power position with these alliances here and I think I could target almost anyone I wanted. Not that I would, but I could. Linus proceeded to ask me who I liked. I did have a bit of a think about this one as If we're going down the path of people I'm already not actively working closely with but would like to strengthen a connection then the person I think that makes the most sense for me right now is Kamen. My suggestion of Kamen I believe works due to us being on the same season together and I think when forming a majority you need to have trust, so Linus would accept that me and Kamen already have trust ( I dont think we do ) and for me that brings me one step closer to having everyone on the tribe in my corner. Nothing has happened about this yet but it's Easter, ya girl needs a break I am continuing to share idol guesses with Linus but we have slowed down a bit as I think we don't have a lot of hope right now of finding the idol but there is still a bit of a glimmer in there somewhere that maybe, just maybe, one of us will get it. At this current moment if I were to get the idol I think I would share this with Linus as in the past I have been a little too secretive in orgs and it's made me just seem so untrustworthy even to the people I consider to be my closest allies As I said above, I do believe this is a very very weird tribe for connections. There is Malik who that I'm currently aware of is friends with me, Elizabeth, Adam and Linus. I also believe he is close with Kam as he suggested her for the alliance very early on. And I'm pretty sure he has spoken to Kamen on multiple occasions. God Malik is going to be fucking tough to vote out Then there is Adam, who confuses the fuck out of me and I think the only person he would be solidly connected to would be Malik, but because of that possibly also Elizabeth. I'm definitely watching out for that being a trio. He may also be close with Kamen who btw is just a fucking enigma to me right now. Then there's Adam's connection to ME, WHICH IS THE WEIRDEST ONE OF ALL. Why in the absolute FUCK am I sharing idol guesses with Adam?????? I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE? Never in a million fucking years did I think I would ever consider talking to Adam again nevermind working with him and yes I will continue to use him as someone I know I could probably get out over me in case I feel in danger, BUT STILL. We are being so civil and getting on surprisingly fucking well and I just don't understand nor do I trust it in the slightest Linus is just probably loved by everyone because fuck it he's so sociable and nice and he can do challenges and I don't know if my perception is right but I do see him as an almost leader type figure in the tribe and I think he is slowly gaining a lot of respect which is something I'll be trying to get his ass for come merge 1. Linus - No surprise here, I can't seem to keep his name out of my mouth but only for good reasons. We share idol guesses, we're attempting to build an alliance, and I don't think he would vote me out nevermind target me and I think he would tell me if my name was out there. I also don't see him voting me even if we got swap fucked. Threat level: immediate 2/10, long term 10/10 2. Malik - We're close but also significantly less close than me and Linus, I'd share an idol guess or two with him, but wouldn't tell him if I had an idol. I trust him to not throw my name out and to tell me if my name is out there but I also know he would throw me under the bus probably the second he felt in danger. He would probably come to me with a big move that he wanted to make and I think he would trust me enough with that information, however this would be for his gain and his gain only. Threat level: immediate 4/10, long term 6/10 3. Elizabeth - I think due to her connection with Linus she probably also feels strongly for me, or at least I hope so. She would probably tell me if my name was out there and I believe she wouldn't want to see me go if it was and she would vote with me. I also see her attempting to work with me if we got swap fucked together. I also think she would work with me come merge. Threat level: immediate 1/10, long term 5/10 4. Kamen - I don't think he would actively come for me but I don't know if he would avoid voting for me or even telling me if my name was out there. However I think if I knew my name was out there and I approached him about it he would tell the truth and I could possibly convince him to vote with me. He would also probably work with me at a swap and if we merged together I think we could make a solid duo. Threat level: immediate 5/10, long term 6/10 5. Kam - She would hand me over to a slaughter house without a second thought. I know she's probably just waiting her time to get my ass out. My dumbass still wants to work with her and I do think that I'm probably just being paranoid about her right now and that something good could genuinely come from this connection. I do still want a girls alliance. Threat level: immediate 6/10, long term 10/10 6. Adam - With what I've said about idol guesses he should definitely be higher, but I just at this moment in time cannot get my head around why Adam has shared idol guesses with me. The only reason I can think would be an ulterior motive where he tries to take me down from either the inside by getting his way into an alliance with me or by trying to get me to let my guard down, neither of which will be happening thank you very much. Nu uh. Possibly in a few episodes he may be ranked higher but due to the lack of tribals, I have distrust. He's probably the only person I think I have active distrust and believes to have ulterior motives. I think he's playing the long game with me here and trying to wait until what he thinks is the right time to strike. Even if I don't strike first, I know I can strike harder. Threat level: immediate 3/10, long term 8/10 It really took me 50 minutes to type out all of my thoughts for y'all

That plan worked out so well And now I'm in such an iconic position Dani/Jameson/myself are the swing vote between Bartley and Nemo As long as I get swapped with one other person from my tribe
Anyway let's hope we don't swap 😍

that's it thats the response I don't want to be working with the same people all game, so yes I would jump ship come a swap so that I can build bonds with people on the other tribe that would be able to work with me and help me through merge to get rid of the people on my current tribe that I deem to be a threat I also think it would help to create a more fluid game instead of a tribe v tribe situation which bores the life out of me also I know Jameson, we played together in his first org and we had an f2 deal. We made it to f6 together where i was immune so they blindsided me and Jameson, taking Jameson out. I then had an idol at f5 which is the only reason I managed to make it to f4. We had been together from day 1, through like 2 swaps and through merege and we had a day 1 f2. I know we work super well together and I'd love the chance to be able to work with him again and I do believe he would be open to working with me here as well any other questions?
this feels like im being held hostage by jeff probst lowkey

okay im normally not about a pagong but i would do it im not agasint working with the newbies... I just feel they will be desperate and idk from MY personal expirences i tend to get sloppy and stupid when im desperate so idk if there is a swap though and the Newbies get a majority they WILL pick off the vets and they will start a war
so who knowa baby

I think it helps because everyone still trusts me, and i could possibly come up with some lies to tell hools and dani to get them to vote Jameson out over Bartley
or Bartley or I find an idol, and give it to Bartley to use and vote out Jameson

I'd rather have a merge than a swap tbh because you won't get screwed up as much with a merge and you actually have control 😌

In my first season I was pretty glued to my phone and I talked constantly to every member of my tribe, which lead to me having multiple alliances with multiple parts of the tribe and having to cover my tracks between said alliances. Meanwhile, on this season I have felt like irl issues have prevented me from talking as much as I usually do and have limited me to one group of people (although this season its two tribes of 8 instead of 11)
So we will see how I do from here, all I know is that this is the calm before the storm that a merge or swap could end up bringing, and I am ready to do whatever it takes to get to the top someway somehow

I wouldn’t say I plan to jump the sinking ship, but I want to make sure I am ready to play all angles. If it means pointing fingers at a pregame friendship of 4, I will. At some point the returnees are going to have to start taking swings at each other, so it’s all about staying under the radar if I can get there. It’s an uphill battle for sure, but I’ve been an underdog before and I’m ready for the challenge.

Somethin in me tells me we’re swapping Also There’s something weird about us being on day 8 at final 12 It just makes me feel uncomfy Is there a buyback or some shit Eoe at merge Oh shit are we merging Maybe we’re fucking merging Fuck it just chuck everyone together See what happens

I’m bored My tribe is boring me I’m boring me I want chaos Chaos Chloe really wants to come out and I want nothing more than to vote out another returnee Rlly tryin to get this villain edit

*A tribe swap happens.*

actually no i’m terrified WAIT I GOT THE EMOTE \*scared emoji\* there we go alright, time to get social mode on.... \*doggo walk emoji\* actually glad I don’t have to do another iliamna tribal tho 😭
so I got that wish technically fulfilled

Mmmm swap I can almost taste it Nom nom nom Gimme Jameson, Bartley, Kam, Linus I just really need Malik split from as many members of Denali as possible

Chloe Elizabeth Yukon literally the dream tribe Unless Hoola has an idol In which case this sucks 😂

I was like fuck But then Malik told me baby don’t worry And I said why’s that And he said he has an Redacted so we’re guccci!!!

MY LIFE HURTS SO MUCH HOSTS 🖕 LMAOOOOOO I know it's my own fault 😌 that's what sucks At least I know Elizabeth 🤩 I JUST GOT SWAP SCREWED AGAIN AND ITS EVEN WORSE THIS TIME THIS IS NOT FUNNY I HATE THIS SO MUCH NO ONE IS RESPONDING TO MY MESSAGES I HATE THIS I HAGE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS https://tenor.com/view/anet-wail-wailing-awkward-uncomfortable-gif-10270293 Oh yay Linus responded My best choice is to make the flag for my tribe but not seem transparent about which I probably will be 😤

I do know Malik from the whole mafia server connections, so that’s a good chance, and Adam seems cool, not to mention I have Jameson who is an icon and I love him in a platonic best friends way ❤️ so I do like my tribe. And it’s tied 2-2 but unless the idol has already been found, I’m down to less than 15 spots, so with Jameson and I searching those we have a good chance of finding it unless someone else has. And then we’re both safe from a deadlock and idol play.

Chloe - idk Linus - idk Elizabeth - idk NONE OF THEM ARE TALKING TO ME 😭 So like I would give more info But I'm trying to come up with a Strategy I just need to design a good flag 😭 that's my only hope OR FIND AN IDOL If I could do that I would by dying Sm But like the chances of finding it are so small 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I know they're gonna throw to get rid of me That's their best choice I mean I'd do that if I were them I'm just not sure what to do 😭

Should we lose this challenge or the next, we are split 2-2. I know that Kam and Dani are both from that same damn mafia server that I've been dealing with the entire season - so either we would need to get Kam to turn on Kamen OR I will likely need to play my idol. I figure I'll let Dani do the ground work here. I do think that keeping her out of the loop of my idol is beneficial for my game because if she does decide to turn against me in a TC scenario, I can decide who goes home. In this case, I would definitely take out Kam.

adam and linus probably weren't working together since they both have the sasquatch avie or else they most likely would have told each other? idk maybe i'm just going out on a limb but i already have an epic plea set out for each and every one of these three people i'm going to survive or die trying the good thing is if i get voted out i'll get cece 🤩 mrs. purple herself

whether that's fake or not idk but like it just makes me happy tbh LMAOOO even if it is fake

even though i literally had friends pre-game on the other tribe this tribe >>>>> i better start working on my flag so that may delay mafia all-stars 😳 sorry LMAOOOo

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO how many? like 10 LMAOOO

https://tenor.com/view/monica-raymund-gabriela-dawson-eye-roll-ugh-sigh-gif-10924070

I wanna make good with both Nemo and Jameson and hopefully we just win our way to a merge woooo I’m lowkey hoping the Yukon tribe loses I think, I feel Kam would flip on Kamen and I need Kamen around Idk I don’t wanna get myself all bottled up in what if’s and possible scenarios that may never play out I tried to get some info out of Jameson and he was very tight lipped

Im not swap fucked I have my #1 ally Linus who says I’m his #1 also We have a 3-1 majority incase we lose We have Chloe incase we lose a second time Or if we decide to boot her first over Hoola if we lose depending on how challenge performance plays out that round Either way me and Linus are in an amazing spot on our tribe to call the shots

If we love any challenge before the merge- I already know the two who I'm gonna get to turn on each other. I think I may able to play my cards right because I've been thinking about this all afternoon 🤔

Unless he has the idol from his previous tribe Which would be a problem Right now I don’t plan on telling anyone I have it yet but would tell Linus if need be

## Day 14

im tipsy beacuse when am i anything else literally just vibing i think we win or at least not lose this immunity which is really very cute i dont want to risk tribal but also i feel like we're just merging next? unless we're having a super late merge? or a never merge omg can we have a never merge a never merge until like f4
god i would do so good

A 2-2 split on a 4 person tribe can be extremely tight and nerve racking, however I have somewhat of a previous bond with Bartley I think I could grow more here plus being on a tribe with Kam can help me get closer to her now since our chats were suffering on our original tribe. I think we have a huge chance of winning challenges now too since I am decent, Kam is too, while Bartley and Dani have seemingly been amazing at challenges up to this point
I just want to avoid tribal council as much as I can now because I don’t want rocks or a tie challenge to be the reason I’m sent home on my second chance 😅

Like they're all from the same OG tribe, they're all fantastic players, they all get along better than me, and they've all pointed out that they know my last performance was 4th So like Uhhh
Not the greatest odds

I’m pretty sure Kamens flag isn’t even the right size but hey

It’s always so obvious what people think Just on the timing of there responses compared to tribe chat Bout to ruin my perfect game smh If they idol I go home OH WELL I told Malik to tell them he wants me out
And then sell it by bringing up our history leaving out the part where we made up from our beef

Leaving me on read Malik gonna get me eliminated

## Day 15

I love everyone on my tribe I just had a really deep conversation with Adam and i feel terrible if I have to vote him out but I also want to work with the mafia gang and Jameson and Malik could be my ticket through this swap so I can make the jury like I didn’t do my first ORG.
But dammit it’ll hurt no matter who I vote and I hate it

Mhm I'm safe Mhm I'm not going home Mhm
https://tenor.com/view/sure-if-you-say-so-whatever-sassy-gif-7230189

Needs to trust me Just like I feel Nemo is nervous to the point where if they have an idol Nemo will make sure it’s on him so voting Jameson is a safer play and he’s all weh this is cause your nervous
LIKE YESSS it is

It's best for me if Nemo goes hehe Idek if that'll happen tbh But like If Malik/Adam goes, my tribe may wanna throw to get rid of me instead 😭 And also Nemo is someone who scares me In This game But he's also a lovely shield for me at the merge So like I'm really divided 😌 but at least I'm not going to tribal
That's hella what matters

first off, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ENFNWJCJSKCKSJCJSJVJSJCJ WHYYYTTTY EJFNAJFK AHHHHHH ok secondly
I am terrified besties I really am. I just wanna b r e a k PLS. we all have an equal shot of going I’m p sure I just really don’t want it to be me and I want to make sure I’m safe. Apparently Nemo talked to Malik about adding him to the mafia alliance or something? idk man kinda weird judging that we won’t know how long this swap is lasting. I find it weird that Malik felt the need to play an extra vote too. Like ummmm pls dont vote for me 😳🥰 anyways Adam is pitching to me why he should stay over Malik and I’m like idk man I’ll keep you updated on things. And I’m gonna talk to Malik now though he scares me ngl. Like he’s an amazing person but survivor wise he is scary LMAO pray for me, manifest for me. I gotta push through this.

I don't think this tribe is as close as I previously thought- I think I may have some possible ins in the awful case we do go to tribal

I MAY BE SCREWED IN THE SAME 3 tribe, 4 on my tribe, 2v2 based on OG tribes situation that I was in in SvS
😭

but like I was talking to him for a while last night so like that may be a possibility Originally I was gonna throw him under the bus to Elizabeth because I've heard Elizabeth is very backstabbing 😳 but at this point after I throw him under the bus to Elizabeth I may go back to Linus and say that Elizabeth wants him out
but like i gotta play my cards right 😍

If we manage to flip adam and flush and extra vote, when we just completely lied to Adam and theres no way anyone can disprove it? LEGENDARY still trying not to get my hopes up, though its going to be a stressful nine hours (and yes i know i havent submitted my vote yet)

Whoever goes home is getting robbed

But nope

if I go out this tribal I will \*SCREAMS emoji\*

NEMO AIN'T GONE BUT JAMESON IS IDK WHETHER TO BE HAPPY OR NOT LMAOOOO

### Trivia

* The episode title was said by Malik.