SovietSmithy

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SovietSmithy joined the server for the first time on the 29th of May, 2019. Having recently migrated from Royal Legacy Networks with \_Lokis after being banned for "Crashing the server with 1 million sea pickles and recreating a religious crusade based around them", he began looking for a server where he could waste a few hours before the next gym session.

## History

### The Beginning

After being banned from Royal Legacy Networks, SovietSmithy and \_Lokis began to search for a new server that would allow them to cause havoc without being banned. While randomly joining anarchy servers, Soviet found Purity Vanilla. The first words uttered on the server were "It's an African" and "Please don't rob me".

Surprisingly enough, the player known as Decafrican gave Soviet some food and sent him on his merry way. Soviet survived an entire 30 minutes before falling to his death. After that, he promptly left the server for a week before returning only to be shot to death by TipTopBop with [The Raytracer II]

## Creation of Tronjheim

After creating a terrible underwater base 50k away from spawn, SovietSmithy first met Nuns. The bed that he was using was obstructed by a stone fence and had sent him back to spawn. After complaining to Nuns, she had bad-minned him back to his base. From that day forth, Nuns would always be remembered to Soviet as [REDACTED] After realizing his underwater base was terrible, Soviet moved out to 100K+ on the X highway to create his first underground base. He named it Tronjheim based on the hidden dwarven city in Christoper Paolini's book "Eragon". The base was a multitude of handcrafted villages suspended on rockfaces connected with wooden bridges and stone support beams. However, it was only once \_Lokis arrived at the base that they realized they had no room left for farms. It was during this time that Soviet met Daddy Satan and Caudimorda in the Voice Channel. Creating a tight bond of retardedness as the months went by. Tronjheim is presumed to be undiscovered to this day. The lucky finders of the base may be met with signs of DaddySatan quotes covering the walls.

## Creation of "Hole in the ground" and the failure of [CF MK.1]

After abandoning Tronjheim to find a place even further away from spawn, SovietSmithy and Lokis settled on a base 400k+ on the positive axis. The base was never really named anything other than "Hole in the ground," due to both of them being lazy bastards. It was the laziest but also the most accurate description of the base. There was close to nothing inside except for a storage room and a failed project. "CF MK.1" was a gunpowder farm created by Lokis in the middle of the base. The project was such a large failure that they both decided to not even check the collection chests after it was created. The total amount of gunpowder harvested from that farm was 1. The singular gunpowder that was thrown onto the magma blocks by Lokis to test the collection system. The base was actually so terrible that they both stopped playing for about a month afterward. Sadly, after they returned the base was griefed after being found due to the changing of the seed after it was leaked. For once, Soviet was happy to have been griefed.

## Creation of Fat Boy and partnership with Caudimorda

After doing nothing but going to the gym for a weeks, Soviet ran into a fat bastard known as Caudimorda. After being swindled into "having a fun time", the two ran off to create an underground gunpowder farm that would be known as the "Fat Boy". Named after the bomb that was dropped on the Japanese.

The farm was considered to be the most efficient gunpowder farm at the time. Leading to the terrorizing of greyfags for the next few months, until the duo was backstabbed by some lonely cunt they allowed into the group.

Soon after the inevitable explosion of Fat Boy, they set off to create something even more disgusting.

## Creation of Hiroshima

After being backstabbed by a Canadian bastard, Caudimorda and SovietSmithy went off to make an even larger factory. Which they somehow did within 2 days. The base would be known as "Hiroshima". It 2 gunpowder farms that generated close to 4~6 double chests of gunpowder a day due to their constant AFKing. (Only one farm was operational because they never finished the second one completely. Soviet and Cat had killed all the cats to put in the farm by "accident") However, the real chaos began when they created the first high production wither skull farm on the server. Shortly afterwards Caudimorda unleashed 1000 withers unto spawn and crashed the server. This constant terror continued all around spawn until Soviet went to the military for his Mandatory Military Service on November 11th 2021. He has returned only once ever since.