BTSF OnlyFans Episode

BTSF OnlyFans Episode is a fan made episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force. It is written by *your name*.

## Summary

*Ben discovers that Gwen has been operating an OnlyFans.*

## Plot

Episode starts. Gwen is alone in her bedroom, sitting at her desk, writing a loveletter. Her words are narrated aloud.

(Gwen's Diary): *My dearest Vilgax. I long for the touch of your tentacles again. I lament the fact that our love must be kept a secret. Alas, we are on two separate sides of a conflict that began long before our love could ever blossom. I miss you just as much as I miss my cousin Benjamin. His mental health continues to deteriorate in a reverse Flowers for Algernon scenario, although by now the rest of our friends and family have resigned themselves and have abandoned all hope that he will ever return to normal. I refuse to make peace and accept Ben's new mental state, just as I refuse to let our love be forbidden. Perhaps this tragedy allows a way for our love to be realized. If you can find a way to cure him, you may be viewed as a hero. Ben and Azmuth may find it in themselves to forgive you for your past misdeeds. Our love would be righteous and understandable. Of course, there would be the problem of Kevin, although he is a bit of a... Pushover, when it comes to my sexuality and romance, so I believe he may be understanding. He might even get off to it.*

Gwen pauses for a moment, her left hand drifting down to her lap. Before Gwen can continue any further with her writing, we hear the slamming of the front door. A few car crashes and police sirens can also be heard in the distance.

(Ben): GWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Gwen sighs.

(Gwen's Diary): *My apologies. Ben has interrupted, and I must cut this short lest he discovers our torrid love affair and leaks it to the rest of the world before we are ready. I hope I might see you again soon. You will see my body sooner than you expect <3"*

(Gwen): WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Armodrillo emerges through the floor, a letter in his hands. Gwen rushes to close and hide her diary. In a few moments, his transformation reverts.

(Gwen): What are you doing here?

(Ben): You got a letter in the mail but it came to me.

(Gwen): ...Alright?

(Ben): Can I read it?

Gwen sighed.

(Gwen): No.

(Ben): I wanna read it.

(Gwen): No.

Ben's hands flocked to the edges of the envelope and began poking at it.

(Ben): I'm gonna open it.

Alas, because of his stupidity, Ben's efforts were in vain.

(Gwen): Ben, although you are stupid, opening someone else's letter is a federal crime, and I absolutely intend to persecute you to the full extent of the law.

After a few moments of fumbling around, Gwen took the letter back from Ben.

(Kevin): Besides, it's not like I'm giving anyone permission to do anything sexual with Gwen. Anything they attempt would qualify as long-distance rape.

(Ben): I don't think I understand?

(Kevin): No, Ben, you don't. You don't understand the intricacies of consent and the marvels of modern romance. This is why you're toxic, and why your community will one day cancel you on Twitter.

(Ben): ...

(Ben): Speaking of Twitter, you should probably tell Gwen to stop promoting her OnlyFans on Twitter. There's only so many times you can see your cousin's nipples while trying to find a new scoop on the upcoming Sumo Slammers movie before it gets pathetic! Also, I'm pretty sure her parents follow her.

With that, Ben transforms into XLR8 and speeds off to an unknown location.

SCENE: CAMERA STORE.

XLR8 zooms into the scene, where Doctor Animo is talking to a clerk. Animo doesn't notice XLR8's presence.

(Animo): I see, I see. Is the camera waterproof?

(Clerk): Depends.

(Animo): Can it sustain a toilet flush?

The clerk nods. Animo prepares to make his purchase, before Ben rushes up to Animo.

(XLR8): Animo! I'm here to stop your bastardly plans!

Animo turns around, finally noticing Ben. He seems prepared to fight, but his eyes flash between the camera and Ben.

(Animo): What... Plans... Of mine... Do you exactly know about?

That seemingly trumps Ben. He relents and reverts.

(Ben): You're right. I didn't come here to arrest you. It just felt natural. I came here to buy myself a camera.

Animo nods. He finishes his payment, though before he finally leaves the store, he puts a hand on Ben's back.

(Animo): Listen, Benjamin. After I come back from Singapore, we can sit down and have a nice long therapeutic session where we explore your aggression. Then you can really punish me for the sexual crimes and utter indecencies I've committed.

Ben smiles and nods happily. He remains standing there for a few minutes after Animo leaves.

(Clerk): Can I... Help you with something?

(Ben): I want to start an OnlyFans.

The clerk squints his eyes at Ben, before shrugging.

(Clerk): I mean, that's typically not my ground to cover, but my girlfriend did set herself up an OnlyFans, so I guess I can help with a thing or two.

Ben continues to grin like a dumb, brain-dead idiot.

(Ben): How do I get pictures from my body out here in the real world into the online world where money exists?

(Clerk): You use a... phone camera? I assume you came here to buy one?

(Ben): Where can I find a phone camera?

(Clerk): On your... phone?

(scene where Sunder loses their apartment bc they need to give Ben more money for more pics?)

(Psychobos): Ben, do you know why your fans are called *simps*? It's because, like you, they are incredibly simple-minded. They dish out all of their money to you, and some of them end up not being able to afford their basic living expenses because of it!

(Ben): But isn't it their natural right to do whatever they want with their money, even if it might hurt them?

That seemingly stumped Psychobos.

(Ben): I understand, Psychobos, that I am exploiting sexual addiction in order to turn a profit and live a seemingly luxurious lifestyle. But don't you ever stop to think that my activities might also have negative effects on myself, too? What will my children think? Am I really attractive? Will I ever stop being this attractive, and what will happen when I do? I have to take all of this into account, and more. Sexual psychology is a topic that is just swept under the rug in our society, and it hurts all of us as a result. But we can only understand it if we allow ourselves to explore our sexualities more. Demonizing lust will only hurt our society more in the long-run.

(taxation)

Psychobos, you are a perfect example of the crab bucket mentality. Because I have money and you do not, you want to steal it from me through taxation, and believe that the money will eventually come back to you and your community thanks to government programs. That is precisely where you are utterly and equivocally wrong. Where does the tax money go? How do you know tax money actually goes to things like healthcare or public education? None of us see where our money goes once we send it off to the government. How can our schools, communities, and hospitals constantly be starving for money, but our government can order drone attack upon drone attack? How can we spend millions on military marketing schemes but trivial amounts on ending poverty?

By paying taxes, I am not helping people at all. I am signing the fruits of my labor off to a military-industrial complex. If I choose to pay my taxes, I am choosing to be responsible for the mass murder of innocents each and every day I go to work.

We need to hold our government accountable, Psychobos, not the taxpayers. That is why I vote Republican.

Psychobos turned to the nonexistent spectators and grinned a wide smile.

(Psychobos): Aha! I have triumphed over Benjamin Tennyson in an intellectual debate! I've won this battle!

No applause was heard.

(Ben): Yeah, but you can't beat me in a physical debate.

(Psychobos, *still euphoric over his victory*): That's because those don't exist!

Ben raised his arm and prepared to slap down on the Omnitrix.

(Ben): Don't tell me, because I won't understand! Tell it to....

### Characters

* Ben

### Aliens

* Ben