Visitors

## Patients

*Main article: Patients*
The majority of visitors to the hospitals will be standard patients. They will need to undergo a full course of Diagnosis and Treatment before being discharged - if they survive!

## Emergency and VIP Patients

*Main article: Emergencies*
A special type of patient will be heralded by a  letter in the player's inbox. There are two types of such emergencies.

Mostly, these will consist of a set number of patients with a particular illness, all of whom will arrive upon the player accepting the case (although refusal is an option if the player does not have the means to cope with it). They will be fully diagnosed upon arrival, and as such, will proceed straight to the appropriate treatment room.

In Lower Bullocks and Pebberley Reef, another type of emergency will occur. In this case, the  letter will offer the player a single VIP patient, who will require the full diagnosis before treatment.

In both cases, the patients in question will have a blue-and-red flashing emergency light above their head, and have their name suffixed with "(VIP)". Each emergency will have a set of rewards based upon the number of successful treatments.

## VIP Visitors

Each hospital has a roster of VIP Visitors that may visit in order to conduct an inspection. A  letter will arrive in the player's inbox, announcing their intentions. Unlike Staff Objectives or Emergencies, which can be safely filed away for later, VIPs will not wait, and will take silence as consent. In some cases, the visit may be refused; others, such as Henry Jobsworth, will arrive whether the player is ready or not.

Marked by the three-pointed crown icon above their head, the VIPs will stroll around the hospital, visiting between three and six rooms, while also inspecting the Corridors and talking to Staff and Patients along the way. Each VIP will have their own areas of focus, such as the environment itself, patient care, staff wellbeing and so on. They will also have a set of rooms they prefer to visit, if available. These are all specified on each VIP's page.

Having judged the hospital by their preferred criteria, the VIP will then leave the hospital, upon which the player will receive another  letter, this time with the results of the assessment. If they are pleased, the player will receive rewards. If not, they will instead reduce the hospital's reputation, or occasionally impose a monetary fine.

### List of VIP Visitors

**Henry Jobsworth**
A Health Inspector from the Two Point County Board of Health and Safety.

**Visits:**   All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Hogsport • Lower Bullocks • Mitton University • Flemington

**Sally Figblanket**
Investigative reporter for Two Point Radio.

**Visits:**   Lower Bullocks • Flottering • Mitton University • Tumble • Flemington • Smogley • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Blighton • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  Underlook Hotel • Swelbard •  Topless Mountain •  Lower Bullocks • Mitton University

**Tabitha Windsock**
The Mayor of Two Point County and founder of the eco-city Windsock.

**Visits:**   Flottering • Flemington • Smogley • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Blighton • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  Roquefort Castle •  Camouflage Falls •  Windsock •  Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest) •  All Hospitals •  Lower Bullocks

**Tarquin Foxbridge**
Two Point County Health Minister and general curmudgeon.

**Visits:**   Flottering • Mitton University • Tumble • Flemington • Smogley • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  All Hospitals

**Roderick Cushion**
Two Point County's most famous actor, primarily known for the "Brisk and Livid" film series.

**Visits:**   Flemington • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Blighton • Croquembouche •  Underlook Hotel • Roquefort Castle •  All Hospitals •  Chasm 24 •  Old Newpoint •  Mudbury Festival • Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest) •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Mitton University • Flemington

**Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey**
Two Point County's most famous pop star, whose debut album "Salivation" has spawned such instant classics as "Fish Whispers" and "Nice Smelling Face".

**Visits:**   Flemington • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Croquembouche •  Roquefort Castle •  All Hospitals •  Goldpan •  Windsock •  Plywood Studios • Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest) •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Flemington

**Augustus Lavender**

The CEO of Holistix, purveyors of "alternative medicine", and rather a nuisance in and of himself.

**Visits:**   Mitton University • Tumble • Flemington • Croquembouche •  Wanderoff •  Ailing • Pointy Pass

**Sophie Nova**

CEO of Bungle Technologies, and friendly collaborator on such projects as The Superbug Initiative and R.E.M.I. X.

**Visits:**   Smogley • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Pelican Wharf • Croquembouche •  Swelbard •  Ailing • Betts Shore •  Overgrowth

**Agatha Sphere**

The CEO of The Orb Foundation, an unabashed cult, who seek to bilk their victims out of their hard-earned cash.

**Visits:**   Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Blighton • Croquembouche •  Betts Shore

**Jumbo McNally**

CEO of Jumbo MegaCorp, Two Point County's most exploitative and soul-sucking corporation.

**Visits:**   Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  Underlook Hotel •  Pebberley Reef •  Pointy Pass •  Flemington

**Bartholomew F. Yeti**

The wise and cultured patron and advocate of the Bigfoot Foundation.

**Visits:**   All Hospitals •  Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest)

**Wiggy Silverbottom**

An eccentric millionaire who is questing for the Fountain of Youth on Pebberley Island.

**Visits:**   All Hospitals •  Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest)

**Charlatene Fishwrapper**

A mysterious investigative journalist with an odd communicative style.

**Visits:**   All Hospitals •  Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest)

**Flanolin Onionsack**

A single-minded sort, intent on ensuring the green credentials of the hospitals he visits.

**Visits:**   All Hospitals

**Zara Fitzpocket**

One of Two Point County's most prominent artists, who works in multiple media and enjoys many celebrity connections.

**Visits:**   All Hospitals

**Captain Yesterday**

Entrepreneur, time-traveller, shill, the Captain does it all.

**Visits:**   All Hospitals
### Gretchen Gearbox

**Gretchen Gearbox**

Although the Speedy Recovery DLC does feature a new VIP, she is not an inspector of any kind, instead serving as a member of staff, in the style of Doctor Roderick Cushion. The player's newest ally, **Gretchen Gearbox** is tasked with creating, upgrading and maintaining the ambulance fleet, as well as passing on her skills to Janitors through Staff Training.

**Works in:**   All Hospitals
## Guest Trainers

*Main article: Staff Training*

**Guest Trainers** can be deployed in order to teach new Qualifications that are not possessed by an existing member of staff, or simply if such a member of staff is needed elsewhere. For a fixed cost per session, plus an additional fee per student, they can be summoned to a Training room in order to conduct a lesson.

They are fixed characters, as opposed to hirable staff, and as such can only teach one course at a time. Between them, they cover all of the skills that exist in the game, with the exception of Vehicular Mechanics, which must be taught by Gretchen Gearbox.

### Dr B. Pepper

 Surgery

*Particularly skilled at dissection. Obsessed with fizzy drinks.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Dr E. Huggles

 General Practice

*Finest GP in all the land. Dangerous when playing mini golf.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Dr Rosie Franklin

 Radiology
 Genetics

*Has the 'awesome at science' gene.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Dr Herman Freud

 Psychiatry

*Owns the largest collection of bananas in the county.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Dr Gregory Mouse

 Diagnostics

*Somehow always ends up being right, much to everyone's annoyance.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Dr Mack Rhodes

 Driving

*The county's foremost expert on running red lights.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Dr Philippa Byrd

 Flying

*Insists landing is just taking off but backwards, which is why she only teaches one of them.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Dr Imogen Crank

 Research

*Graduate of Mitton University, and one of Bungle's finest. Invented ultrasonic socks.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Dr Meredith Beard

 Treatment

*Once cured a patient with a cattle prod.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Nurse Bernard Nightingale

 Pharmacy Management
 Injection Administration

*Owns three hundred sets of bedding, all featuring cartoon characters.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Nurse Gordon Nightingale

 Ward Management

*Owns three hundred sets of bedding, all featuring cartoon characters.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Clive Dude

 Customer Service

*One of the nicest people in the county. Convicted murderer.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Jemima Styles

 Marketing

*Totally fabulous in every conceivable way. Hates everyone.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Relativity Jones

 Yesterization

*Went back in time to train herself (pro bono).*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Bert Fixit

 Maintenance

*Host of the TV show Spanner Time.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Peter Geist

 Ghost Capture

*Happily married to a ghost.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Penelope Power

 Mechanics

*A world-class engineer. Upgraded herself with telescopic hands.*
**Training Speed:** 160%

### Sophie Smiles

 Bedside Manner
 Emotional Intelligence
 Motivation
 Stamina Training
 Training Masterclass

*Has a second set of teeth, making her grin twice as effective.*
**Training Speed:** 180%