Eddy's brother!/Eddy's Brother's true colors

This is how the scene for meeting Eddy's brother and seeing his true colors goes in *Thomas, Twilight, Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show*.

*[Eddy climbs the steps to the trailer.]*

**Eddy:** "Super sweet!"

*[Eddy is about to knock when a hand grips his shoulder and yanks him away.]*

**Lee:** *[hugging him]* "Your knights in shining armor have arrived!"

Maggie: Oh no....

Hugs: Oh come on! **ARE YOU KIDDING?!**

Thomas: Cinders and Ashes! Who are those 3?

T.C.: The Kanker Sisters.

Twilight: Kanker Sisters?

Hugs: Three annoying girls who have crushes on the Eds.

J.J.: They also stalk them.

Fluttershy: Oh my.

Russell Ferguson: That's disturbing.

**Edd:** *[shocked]* "May? Lee? *Marie?"*

**Marie:** "We got your back, cutie-pie." *[She empties the wagon of its cargo: Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf.]*

**Rolf:** "Double D Ed-boy?"

**Kevin:** "It's the dorks! And those cartoon engines! Huh? And more trains, magical ponies, a girl, and little animals too?

Minka Mark: Yeah, you got a problem with that?

[the 3 gasp]

Kevin: Did that monkey just talk?

Minka Mark: Yeah! I *can* talk!

Zoe Trent: (walks up to Kevin) Now see here, Darling. Haven't your parents ever told you violence is never a way to solve any problem? I'm sure Ed, Edd, and Eddy didn't mean to hurt you. It was surely an accident.

Kevin: I can't believe this, I'm scolded by a dog.

Rolf: (noticing Dusty) A crop duster?

Kevin: Hey, it's Vanellope von Shweetz from that Sugar Rush game! And Wreck-it Ralph from the game Fix-it Felix Jr.?

Vanellope: Yeah? Just because we're from video games doesn't mean we can have adventures outside them. And quite frankly, I am not impressed with you lot.

**Eddy:** *[shocked]* "What are they doing here? *What are you doing here?"*

**Lee:** "Taking care of our boyfriends."

**May:** *[to Ed]* "They were chasing you to beat you up!"

**Marie:** "Yeah!" *[She pins Edd against the trailer.]* "No one beats up our little love muffins!"

**Edd:** *[sweating profusely]* "Yes. I mean no. What? Yes?"

Steamy: Gals, if you were tryin' ta pratect the Eds, **THEN WHY IN SAN JUAN HILL DID YOU BRING THE JERKS HER'?!?!?!**

Puffy: Yeah, now they got a better fightin' chance ta' harm the Eds easy!

Steam Grindor: How are you supposed to keep the Eds safe from those psychos when you bring them closer to their prey!? By bringing them closer, you just endangered them!

[upon hearing this, the Kankers all share a look of shock which turns to one of regret]

Lee: Huh, I never thought of that.

May: We've endangered our men!

Marie: Aye, shucks! We can't do anything right!

Evan: Wait, where's Jonny and Plank? They wer' chasin' the Eds too. Weren't they?

Zip: Maybe they're lost?

Rattlesnake Jake: Naw, they probably took the scenic route.

Shai-Shay: Say, wasn't Rolf riding a pig?

*[A pig squeals.]*

**Rolf:** "Wilfred!" *[He sits up.]* "Is that you?"

*[Wilfred arrives in a break between stands.]*

**Sarah:** *[following him in]* "I swear if he eats one more corn dog off the ground, I'll–"

**Marie:** "Look! It's those twerps!"

**Ed:** *[joyous]* "Baby sister!"

**Sarah:** *[annoyed]* "Jeepers, Ed, you're *still* in one piece!"

Jimmy: [gasp!] Sarah, look! Do you see, what I see?! Real-live unicorns, pegasi, and cute ponies!! And a little dragon too!

Sarah: Oh my, you're right Jimmy! But look at the gorgeous, pink unicorn! She has wings!

Mucker: She's normally called an "Alicorn".

Steam Claw D: She's also a princess.

Sarah: **A PRINCESS?!** That's so cool! And there's some cutie little animals too!

Applejack: Who are them 2 youngin's?

Steamy: The bratty, red head: Sarah. Ed's younger sister. But don't be fooled by her looks.

Hugs: She's kinda got a bit of short-tempered rage. And is a bit of a control freak. A *psychotic*, control freak.

Sunil Nevla: Oh dear, I do not like the sound of that!

Puffy: The fluffy headed kid with the retainer hoop: Jimmy. Sarah's best friend, and a completely, cowardly wimp.

Evan: He's also the weakest.

**Jimmy:** "Did we miss the Eds beating?"

**Kevin:** [slips an arm out] "Nope!" *[He grabs Eddy's leg.]* "You're just in time."

[shotgun blast]

Kevin: YOEWCH!! [looks at his arm which is badly injured] My arm! [looks towards the engines]

Steamy: [has deployed his shotgun where both of the barrels are smoking] No one's beatin' anyone!

[guns cocking, then all our engines point their guns at the group]

Willy: If anyone tries anything funny, we'll open fire!

Maggie: No one is laying a finger on our team members! Or else, we'll trample ya so hard, you'll be eating your dinner with a straw!

Grace: That's right!

Mrs. Calloway: If you all so much as place one finger on a single hair of their bodies, it will be the worse for you violent ruffians!

Marshall P.F.: [cocking his own gun] And don't think you lot will be getiin' away scot free! You still have several other charges on your plates. As far I'm concerned, I have the right to arrest you lot for attempted murder, thievery, 1st degree of physical abuse, and blackmail! (indicating Sarah and Jimmy) And that goes for you 2 youngin's too! (to the Kankers) And you 3 too!

Lee: What?! On what charge?!

Marshall P.F.: (takes a list out of nowhere) [clears throat] Trespassin' on Eddy's property, thievery of Edd's possessions, underage marriage; under illegal terms, breaking in, arson of their property, thievery of their money, kidnappin' Ed, torture of every living individual of the Cul-de-Sac, destruction of the Cul-de-Sac over a ship-in-a-bottle, and the biggest one of all: Years, and years of sexual harassment and abuse to the Eds.

Penny Ling: Oh my! They *really* did all that?

T.C.: Yes, every little bit down to the kitchen sink.

Marshall P.F.: And if you three try anythang' right now, it'll be the biggest mistakes you ever made you Cul-de-Sac brush poppers! (pointing his gun to each of the beings present)

**Eddy:** *[he turns to the crowd.]* "In your dreams, shovel-chin. Tell you what, why don't you–" *[standing by the trailer]* "–talk to my bro! He lives here, you know."

**Nazz:** *[gagged]* "Hmm?"

**Kevin:** "No way."

**Rolf:** "Could this be true?"

**Lee:** "Get in line, girls."

Applejack: Eeyup, he lives in that ther' trailer.

**Eddy:** So tell him how you're gonna beat up his little bro."

*[Eddy knocks on the door. It creaks open a few inches, revealing that it is bolted numerous times.]*

**Eddy's Brother:** "Park don't open till noon."

**Eddy:** *[awestruck, to Edd]* "I told you he's a whiz at telling time!"

**Eddy's Brother:** "Pipsqueak?"

**Eddy:** "Bro!" *[moving Edd aside]* "Look out!"

**Eddy's Brother:** "Do Mom and Dad know you're here?"

**Eddy:** "As if!"

**Eddy's Brother:** *"Anyone* know you're here?"

**Eddy:** "Only these chumps who chased us here! And some friends who tagged along.

**Eddy's Brother:** "Just a sec." *[He unbolts the door and steps out.]* "Aren't those ankle-biters from the cul-de-sac?"

**Eddy:** "Yeah! And they wanna beat me up! All for nothin'!"

*[Eddy's Brother turns his tinted sunglasses towards the kids.]*

**Kevin:** "He's lookin' at you, Rolf. Later."

*[Kevin ducks behind him. Eddy's brother removes his shades.]*

**Eddy's Brother:** "All for nothin', huh?" *[He picks up Eddy.]* "Still the troublemakin' Eddy, I see." *[He gives Eddy a noogie.]*

**Eddy:** *[chuckling]* "Stop it, bro!"

**Ed:** "I smell my fingers after I eat cheese."

Twilight: Um... Hello?

**Eddy:** "Um, I told the guys you'd put us up." *[gesturing to them]* "Ed, Double D, our friends from Cartoon World, some Equestrian ponies, a few trains, videogame characters, a girl and her animal friends, and a crop duster.

Eddy's Brother: Hey, you're that Crop Duster, Dusty Crophopper. I saw you win that Wings Around the Globe race on TV, nice goin'. Congrats.

Dusty Crophopper: Uh, thanks.

**Edd:** *[starstruck, holding out his hand to shake]* "I guthink it's very wuh ah ooh..." *[He swoons.]*

Minka Mark: Hiya, Mr. Eddy's brother!

Buttercream Sunday: It is an honor to meetcha!

Eddy Brother: Well, whatda ya know? Talking animals, sweet.

Vanellope: Hey there, sir. Nice to meet you!

**Eddy's Brother:** *[laughing]* "Why's your girlfriend got candy stuck in her hair?"

**Eddy:** *[confused]* "Girlfriend?"

Vanellope: [confused] Girlfriend? Hey, don'tcha think I'm a bit too young to have a boyfriend? I mean, I'm only 9 years old!

**Eddy's Brother:** "Yeah, sure. I'll help you out." *[The Eds grin.]*

**Eddy:** *[awestruck]* "Really? Aw, bro, what'd I do without you!" *[He hugs his big brother tightly.]* "You are so my hero!"

**Ed:** *[hugging Edd]* "Happy place, Double D, happy place!"

Uray: Mission accomplished.

**Jimmy:** "Isn't it touching, Sarah? It's like a fairy tale come true!"

**Kevin:** *[as the kids untie one another]* "Eddy and his two stooges got away with their lives, man. And we got burned *again."*

**Eddy:** *[offscreen]* "Bro no!"

**Eddy's Brother:** "Just for old times' sake, let's play...*Uncle."*

**Eddy:** *[unhappy]* "Uncle?"

Percy: Uncle?

Grace: What's "Uncle"?

**Eddy's Brother:** *[throwing Eddy down]* "Wanna crash at my place, don'tcha?"

**Eddy:** "That's why we came all the way–Uncle! Uncle!" *[Eddy's brother is twisting his leg into a spiral.]* "Uncle!"

Vanellope: (gasps) Hey!

**Eddy's Brother:** "Say *what?"*

**Eddy:** "Uncle! Uncle! Uncle uncle!"

Courage: (his eyes bulge out as he gasps in shock)

Rarity: [shrieks] Oh, dear!

Dusty: [gasps]

Skarloey: What are you doing to Eddy?!

*[Eddy's brother sets Eddy down and laughs as Eddy spins uncontrollably. When Eddy finishes, his big brother grabs him.]*

**Eddy's Brother:** "That was good, Pipsqueak."

**Eddy:** "So can we go inside now?"

**Eddy's Brother:** *[stroking his goatee]* "Why not?" *[sadistically]* "Don't forget to wipe your feet."

Luke: I don't think I like the way he said that.

*[Eddy gets thrown against the door to the trailer. He bounces off, back to his brother, and the torture is repeated. This happens numerous times as everyone watches, shocked.]*

Zoe Trent: Oh, I can't watch this! (covers her face her beret)

Wreck-it Ralph: Uncool.

[Grace gets a look of surprise as she then looks to Mrs. Calloway, who is watching in shock]

Mrs. Calloway: I don't believe this, Eddy's Brother is Sadistic Tormenter!

Marshall P.F.: Great planes of Texas! This is a serious crime he's commitin'!

Duncan: You mean we came all this way only for Eddy to be physical beaten by his *own* brother?!

Shining Armor: What kind of brother is he?!

**Nazz:** "Dude. Eddy's brother is a real jerk."

Mako: Tell me about it.

Blythe Baxter:

Russell Ferguson: Oh man! He's just as bad as the Biscuit twins!

Penny Ling: He can't treat Eddy like that!

Sunil Nevla: No sibling deserves *this*!

Vinnie Terrio: No kiddin'! This is the biggest betrayal to mankind!

Vanellope: How can we even *try* to do this to Eddy?!

Apple Bloom: I ain't got a clue, but this is worse than what Babs did to us!

Scootaloo: Not to mention Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon too! Even if they *did* try to shoot us down.

Sweetie Belle: And I think Eddy's brother *enjoys* doing this!

Peter Sam: This isn't fun, this is child abuse!

**Lee:** "What's he doin to my man!"

[Lee's sisters have to hold her back to keep her from attacking Eddy's brother.]

Maggie: Hey! You stay outta this, you dirty shank! Eddy's *not* your man! So, keep out of this!

[By this time, each shot is thrown so hard that it nearly knocks the trailer over.]

**Eddy:** *[exhausted]* "Bro! Give it up!"

**Eddy's Brother:** *[sarcastically surprised]* "Give it up? I thought you wanted to hang with your hero." *[He smiles sadistically.]*

**Eddy:** "I do, bro, I do!"

**Edd:** "Mister Eddy's brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not–um–" *[Eddy's Brother smiles sinisterly.]* "–belittle him–in front of his–friends?"

**Eddy's Brother:** *[as Eddy tries to get away]* "Belittle? He's always been little. I like you, girlfriend." *[He slams Eddy down on Edd, smashing Edd into the ground.]* "You got spunk."

Pepper Clark: Oh man! That's just wrong!

**Ed and Marie:** *[shocked]* "Double D!"

Fluttershy: Um, Mr. Eddy's Brother? (walks over) Um, if you don't mind me saying, but, don't you think maybe... this kind of treatment is... a little too violent? Um, just trying to say, um... since you're the older sibling... you should be more of a role model? IF you don't mind me saying?

Eddy's Brother: Oh really? Well, if you don't mind me sayin', (out bursting) **MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS, YOU FLYING CREAMPUFF!!!!**

Fluttershy: (so scared she takes off running, crying as she flies away)

Eddy: Hey Come on, Bro! You didn't have to yell at her!

Eddy's Brother: Oh really? You turnin' soft for horsies, Pipsqueak?

Eddy: Well, you see...

Grace: (VO) Whoa! Whoa. (walking over) Sir, may I have a moment of your time to speak out?

Eddy's Brother: I'm listenin'.

Grace: Now, I realize as an older brother you'd like to show to Eddy your place in the family, but being violent with one's siblings isn't any good way to maintain a strong relationship between them. And even if Eddy's younger than you, it gives you no right to use him like a punching bag. But, play wrestling is okay as long as both parties are not hurt in anyway. Also, I've come to know Eddy really well, and I can assure you that he really proves himself capable of taking good care of himself just fine. So, Eddy is most certainly, not what you call; "A Pipsqueak".

Eddy's Brother: (smiling menacingly) Well, for a blonde, you are quite bright. And you are right about one thing, I do like to show Eddy my place. But I think I prefer doing it the way I like, but I do thank you on the play wrestling suggestion, Blondie. In fact, I think I'll try it now! (he smacks Eddy into Grace, sending her skidding back)

Grace: (as she's hit) AH!!

All our heroes at once: **GRACE!!!!**

Grace: (skids a few feet before slamming into a nearby pole with a "thunk!" as she falls to the ground, groaning in pain. She then tries to get up, but her legs collapse under her weight) Ouch....

**Sarah:** "What the heck?"

**Jimmy:** *[panicking]* "**SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!**"

Pinkie: Eddy's brother is a jerk, a thug, and a bully! The meanest kind of mean, meanie-pants around! I can take it, but no one treats Fluttershy or Grace like that! ***NO ONE!!!***

**Rolf:** *[puffing out his chest]* "Rolf has had enough of your platdoodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing!" *[He pushes Kevin in front. Kevin at first looks surprised but soon regains his confidence.]*

**Kevin:** "Hey! Bro guy! Lay off him, man!"

*[At this point, Eddy is clinging to the trailer door while his brother is trying to yank him back to be punished.]*

**Nazz:** "Yeah, mister macho man!"

Maggie: (crouching down) **YEAH!! YOU DROP EDDY RIGHT NOW OR I THINK I JUST FOUND A NEW OBJECT TO SHARPEN MY HORNS WITH!!**

Applejack: **AND AH'LL PERSONALLY INTRODUCE YAH' TAH' BUCKY MCGILLYCUDDY AND KICKS MCGEE!!!**

Daggett Beaver:

Courage: (Growls in defensive anger)