Talking Kitty Cat 61: Sylvester's Catnip Crisis

**"NOOOOOOO!"**

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 **“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD, BURN!”**

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## Episode Information

### Episode

8 (Sylvester's Diary)
61 (Talking Kitty Cat Series)

## Main Information

**Talking Kitty Cat 61: Sylvester's Catnip Crisis** is the eighth episode of Sylvester's Diary about what Sylvester writes in his diary and the 61st episode of Talking Kitty Cat Series.

## Summary

Sylvester is jealous that Steve gave catnip to Random Kitty and Gibbyson and not him any but Steve said he already had a whole bag of catnip a while ago. He stole some of the catnip and made a pile while the others weren't looking at got mad that Random Kitty and Gibbyson were doing it wrong, hitting them both.

He rolled up the catnip into some paper and smoked it, eventually starting to hallucinate a lot. After two hours Steve apologises to Sylvester and asks him if he wants some catnip, agreeing.

## Characters

* Sylvester
* Steve Cash (Nicknamed As Human Slave)
* Random Kitty
* Gibbyson
* Shelby (Nicknamed As Big Dumb Dog

## Diary

Dear Diary: Januember 4st

Today is officially the worst day of my LIVES! My human slave gave out catnip to Random Kitty and Gibbyson but none for me! When I asked him why, he was a total d\*ck about it!

## Video

"Kitty for the last time no!" - Steve

"Please?"

"Look you already ate an entire bag already, remember kitty?" - Steve

"Yeah"

"Yeah, well that was enough!" - Steve

"Please?"

"Look, you'll get some eventually." - Steve

"When?"

"I don't know, maybe when you stop asking!" - Steve

"Steve!"

"Kitty, what?" - Steve

"Please."

"Stop it!" - Steve

## Diary Continued

Of course I ate a whole bag of catnip but that was like forever ago! THIS IS NOT FAIR! I watched those two idiots eat catnip, fight and gag like morons! I gathered my own little pile while they weren't looking but eventually I had no choice but to step in and show them that they were doing it the wrong way! THIS IS MY F\*\*KING CATNIP AND YOU CAN BOTH JUST GO TO HELL! Once I'd gotten rid of them, I caught my breath, gathered up what was left of the catnip, found some paper, rolled it up and did that sh\*\* the right way, and it was so nice.

Then I sat down and stared at the big dumb dog. I mean just look at that giant stupid face. 90 pounds of stupid all packed into one enormous ball of sh\*\*. It's hard to take it all in, yknow. I mean just look at it, it's- it's insane.

THE F\*\*K JUST HAPPENED?! It's okay, everything is okay, it'll be fine! I've done catnip before this is completely normal there's nothing to worry about!

Dear Diary, I gotta go that was some really strong catnip but I'll be fine! Oh my god, Random Kitty is sh\*\*\*ing on my head right now, this is not fine! PLEASE DIARY HELP I AM NOT OKAY! EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY! I AM FREAKING THE F\*\*K OUT!

## Video Continued (Two Hours Later)

"Hey Gibbyson! Hey Sylvester." - Steve

"What?"

"Hey buddy, I just wanted to you know apologise for earlier okay?" - Steve

"Okay."

"You know I shouldn't of excluded you so do you want- do you want some catnip?" - Steve

"Y-Yup!"

"Okay, let's do it!" - Steve