Augury Forecasts

The Augury Forecast's are not read on every episode, only when Sam finds one, this is a list of every augury forecast, and where it was found.

Season 1 Part 2
Uh, the Augury Forecast isn’t in middle english, don’t worry. It’s actually written in sparkly pink gel pen on a page which looks to have been torn out of a Care Bears notebook. Still, it’s been a while since I’ve read your Augury Forecast, so I’ll share it with you now!
*If you have blue eyes, avoid walking next to train tracks this month. Just. Don’t. It’s not worth it.*
*The sock is gone. Give up on the sock. It is not coming back. Retire its brethren.*
*Four blackbirds in the garden mean the weather will be unusually balmy in Yorkshire on the coming Tuesday.*
 SBR 1.31: Nevertheless | You know. It’s strange. I found this once scrawled in the back of a book. Anyway. Here it is, faithful listeners!! | *Three eggs in the nest are pointed eastward, the fourth is pointing west. There is trouble on the horizon. Cautiousness is best.*
*A hawk flies against the wind across the river, the line of it’s path charts the route towards the cliff. Tread lightly or risk a downfall.*
*The snapdragons dance in the morning breeze: do not trust Jim. He lied about the almond milk.*
*Do not try the door. It is unlocked. And you do not want to see what lies behind it.*
 SBR 1.36: Well-Wisher | I found this one underneath Eggroll when she was asleep on one of the cat trees. I barely go in the living room these days, it’s cat central. I just leave the window cracked and Revel, Cosmo and Eggroll, and their dozens of buddies, just come in and out as they please.
*If your name begins or ends with the letter ‘K’, do not answer the door between five and ten on Saturday evening to callers that were uninvited. You have been warned.*
*The dawn chorus breaks on a raven’s cry; you’re going to drop your book into the bath. Try standing it on it’s end with the pages fanned out.*
*If you are torn between two options that seem of equal weight and importance, toss a coin, and remember that one day the earth will burn into nothing, subsumed by the sun that at this moment sustains all life, and in the end what matters is what you want, not what anybody else thinks, because life is fleeting and nothing is infinite.*
 SBR 1.38: Realigned | I found this one squeezed into the margins of a menu that came through the door, I shall share it with you now. | *If you walk beneath the trees, expect a drop from the heavens.*
*Word from the pigeons in Bath is that it’s a bad time in general so don’t worry about it.*
*Dear Mr Enfield.* [At this point the Augury Forecast becomes a letter.]

Season 2 Part 1
*The birds nest low; a storm is drawing near. It’s calmest point is at the centre. We call it an eye but it sees nothing.*
*A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a cat on the lap is worth a fortune.*
*Orchids do not make you forget.*
*The sparrows trill in fear as Freya opens the door to scatter crumbs from their toaster; be sure to close your windows at night before you go to sleep or you risk inviting in more than a breeze.*
*Under the gaze of doves, lovers dream in tandem, but their dreams may not be pretty.*
*There are many benefits to being an Arcanist.*
 SBR 2.9: Superstition | To start things off, this week, I have an augury forecast, for you, actually! I found it stuffed into the toe of my shoe. Here’s what it says:
*The wind rises from the West and carries a tune through the gates of Regent’s Park; those who hear it should be wary of squirrels ahead.*
*Faceless rider on painted steed; he bears advice, warns not to heed; from their lips shall spill the doom; a nameless fate disguised in tune; if you should search before you seek; you might find your course oblique; but there is wonder to be found; in tuneless words, and desperate sounds.*
*The second will fall and be roused by the third, baptised by tears of the first.*
 SBR 2.17: Insipid | I have an augury forecast for this week, would you believe? This one was folded up really small and stuffed into the lid of a pot of chilli flakes. Here’s what it says:
*If you have lost something, try the fridge, it may not be there but something else you need might be.*
*The birds fly at once from beneath railway bridge; the end is nigh.*
*Three unwanted will turn before one who is loved.*
*See the map as the crow flies but plan your route as the mouse dives.*

Season 2 Part 2
*Three birds on the fence in Covent Garden sang in C Major; the sunrise will be bloody tomorrow.*
 SBR 2.30: Erroneous | Oh, yeah! That’s right, I do have an Augury Forecast. I was helping Anna sort through one of the cupboards upstairs the other day, and I found this screwed up right at the back. It had this week’s date on it, but it looked like it had been there for a while. I’ll share it with you now.
*Be wary of stone stairwells during the last weekend of this month.*
*The sparrows align north. Add tomatoes to your salad this Tuesday.*
*Buzzards cut through a break in the clouds; this is a good time to do your laundry.*
 SBR 2.33: Dare | Fortunately, Faithful listeners, I have found an Augury Forecast for you this week! I found this one between the cushions on Anna’s sofa. I’ll share it with you now.
*A swallow dipped but did not dive above the local pond; remember to take your shopping list when you go to the grocery store.*
*If your name ends with ‘y’, you do not have time to take that on. Say no.*
*A crow hopped backwards along the garden fence; it is time to change the oil in your car.*
*If you are a gemini and you’re thinking of going to Newport, don’t.*

Season 3 Part 1
*Four sparrows sit in a row along the garden wall; what are they doing? Are they queueing? For what? They are birds. Who knows. All that is certain is that you will lose your keys between now and Wednesday.*
*For those of you over 5’6, this is going to be a bad time for new shoes.*
 SBR 3.6: Balance | I do have an Augury Forecast for you all this week, Faithful Listeners. I found this one in the microwave, oddly enough. The microwave is pretty new. Oliver has never had one before. He says they make him suspicious. Nothing should be able to cook food that fast which doesn’t use arcane power, he says. Well. Anyway. Here’s the Augury Forecast.
*The crow flies north, against the wind. If your hair is artificially coloured, this week is an auspicious one for new piercings.*
*Those of you whose name ends in the letter ‘L’ or ‘Y’, be wary of potholes this month.*
*If you find your life cast in shadow, remember this: there are no shadows in an endless dark, it is the presence of light that casts them.*
*Seven sparrows settle on the fence. If you are a Scorpio, avoid switching laundry products without doing your research. Everyone can probably benefit from this advice actually.*
*Change what you can, and know what you cannot.*

Season 3 Part 2
*Storm.*
*Storm.*
*Storm.*
*Storm.*