Tex Story Part Eleven: Stinky Pete. EXE Wants To Go To Japan. In a Pizza Planet Truck

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Buzz, Mrs. Potato Head, Jessie, Rex, Hamm, Bullseye, Slinky, The Aliens, Asriel, Toppy, Rohan, Dave, Tex, and I were in the Pizza Planet Truck, trying to get it to where we needed to save the multiverse from EXE. But Stinky Pete. EXE, who had just entered the truck, pushed Rohan aside and got behind the wheel.

"You're not taking this power away from me!" yelled Stinky Pete. EXE, as he put in a location into the GPS system. "I am using this power I have to finally go to where I want to go: The Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo! Sure, we don't have Woody anymore. But I'm sure I can get one off of EBAY!"

"Konishi Toy Museum?" I asked, confused.

"In Japan!" yelled Rex. "He tried to bring Woody, Jessie, and Bullseye there by force, so Pizza Al could put his old Toy Barn on the map. After our last battle with him, Pizza Al lost everything. So, he had to close down his toy store and start working at Pizza Planet!"

"Well," said Toppy. "That would explain why he has a short temper."

"Yeah," said Dave. "I'd be mad too, if I lost everything because of a failed business opportunity."

"Same," said Rohan.

"Exactly!" said Stinky Pete. EXE. "So, we're going there so I can get my moment and you can rot in some landfill for all of eternity!"

"We won't let you, Stinky Pete!" said Toppy, as he got out his gun and shot Stinky Pete. EXE four times. "What you and your friends are doing is pointless! Killing us so you can get into some toy museum?! That is no excuse to kill someone!"

"I agree with Toppy," I said. "What's worst is you're using the most dangerous substance in the multiverse, EXE, to help you get your way! We'll have to report you to the proper authorities to have you guys executed for good!""

"Whoa, Kadin!" said Dave. "That is a little extreme. But I agree with them!"

"I know," I said. "Just hypothetically."

"You know what?" said Stinky Pete. EXE, as he absorbed the shots he took. "We should've just killed you all when you were washing dishes in the Pizza Planet kitchen. It would've saved us all a lot of trouble. Besides, I've always been more of a Bryden Homola and Aiden Yeckley person."

"You monster!" yelled Tex. "As in a psychopath, in case you're wondering!"

"I know what it means, Tex," said Stinky Pete. EXE, as he grabbed Slinky. "Now, face me!"

Slinky screamed in horror as he was flung around by Stinky Pete. EXE, who was also driving. Rex and Hamm stepped in to try and save their friend, engaging in a tug-of-war with Stinky Pete. EXE, pulling harder and harder. At that moment, the truck crashed into a bakery. We all got powdered sugar and whipped cream all over us. Luckily, it tasted delicious.

I know. At that time, it probably didn't matter. But I'm a foodie, as you can tell.

Anyways, Stinky Pete. EXE then proceeded to yeet Slinky, Hamm, and Rex out of the window. The threesome screamed as they landed on some train tracks and were hit by an oncoming train!

"Hamm! Rex! Slinky!" yelled Buzz, in horror.

"Who's next?!" yelled Stinky Pete. EXE, as he held Toppy by the throat. "Ready to enjoy your fall, goat simp?"

"I'm sick of people insulting me over Asriel!" yelled Toppy. "Also, no! Put me down properly right now!"

"Granted!" yelled Stinky Pete. EXE, as he threw Toppy out the window.

But lucky for us, Asriel grabbed Toppy's leg and was able to pull him back into the truck.

"Thank you, Asriel!" said Toppy.

"Anything for my partner," said Asriel.

"No matter," said Stinky Pete. EXE. "The Konishi Toy Museum will love you two."

"No one messes with our friends!" said Jessie, as she grabbed Stinky Pete. EXE and held him out the truck window. "Any last words?"

"Yes," said Stinky Pete. EXE. "HAAAAAAAARK! HARK! TOYS! HARK! IDIOTS! CHILDREN DESTROY TOYS! YOU WILL ALL BE PUNISHED! SENTENCED TO ROT IN SOME LAND FILL, WHERE THE RATS AND THE RACCOONS WILL NIBBLE ON YOU, UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING BUT CHEWED UP PLASTIC AND FABRIC! YOU WILL ALL BURN IN THE RECYCLING LANDFILL, SCREAMING FOR DEAR LIFE AS YOUR PLASTIC MELTS OF YOUR FACE AND YOUR EYES MELTED RIGHT OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS! BURSTING YOU! MELTING YOUR ORGANS UNTIL YOU ARE A PILE OF MELTED PLASTIC, AND SENTENCED TO BE MOLDED INTO AN ESSENTIAL TOOL! FORGOTTEN TO ANY CHILD, TO ANYONE, TO ANYTHING! FOR ANY PIECE OF YOUR SOUL, EVEN THE MEMORIES, IS NO MORE! BUT IS NOW THE LANDFILL!"

"Wow," said Toppy. "It's true. Eggman's speech is the worst rant is the world!"

"Oh!" we all said, as Stinky Pete. EXE got roasted.

"Throw him out, Jessie," said Rohan.

"With pleasure!" said Jessie, as she yeeted Stinky Pete. EXE out of the window and into a landfill.

We all cheered as Stinky Pete. EXE met his fate.

"Way to go, Jessie!" said Rohan.

"It was nothing, really," said Jessie, with pride.

But at that moment, the cops pulled us over. One cop got out of the car to talk to us.

"OK, guys. Play it cool. I got this," said Toppy, as he turned to the officer. "Hello, officer. Is there a problem?"

"Do you guys have any idea how fast you were going?" asked the cop. "You are all under arrest!"

"Officer! But we did nothing wrong!" said Rohan. "In fact, we never committed a crime before in our lives!"

"What about hating the THX logo and the Toy Story villains?" asked the officers, as they revealed themselves to be Tex. EXE and Zurg. EXE.

We would have to bring our all into the final battle, if we wanted that Pizza Planet Truck. But the battle would work on our favor.

(To be continued...)