Fat Chance Kitchen with Evan Susser

"Fat Chance Kitchen with Evan Susser" is Episode 1 of the premium-content podcast, *Doughboys Double*, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Fat Chance Kitchen with Evan Susser" was released on March 6, 2017.

## Synopsis

It's the premiere of *Doughboys Double*! Friend of the podcast and Tournament of Chompions Commissioner Evan Susser joins to judge the first match of the Munch Madness loser's bracket.

## Fat Chance Kitchen intro

Each week the defeated combatants of the **Tournament of Chompions** compete to stay alive! The loser goes home for good. The winner stays alive for a chance to re-enter the competition.

This is Fat Chance Kitchen.

## Fat Chance Kitchen Commissioner Announcement

For this Loser's Bracket of **Chicken Fight**, the Commissioner adjusted the rules from the main competition.

1. In Fat Chance Kitchen, all elements of the meal can be considered. Sides are not remaining on the sideline, drinks are out on the field! Atmosphere is also in the clear. Everything is on the table! (Except politics, which cannot be considered.)
2. Susser also claims that naming the trophy The Dave Thomas Cup is a conflict of interest since Wendy's is participating in the tournament. Future sanctions will be announced against Wendy's.
3. Susser's participation in the Loser's Bracket is also apparently a conflict of interest, so Susser recuses himself and brings in Mike Carlson.

## Fat Chance Kitchen: Round 1

The losing chains from the first two match-ups were Panda Express and Chick-fil-A.

Currently, both losers remain in purgatory, so they have to decide which of two is eliminated for good (i.e., gets sent to hell in a doggie bag and fed to Cerberus). The winner remains in purgatory for the next match-up.

	+ Scallion Pancake Wrap
	+ Kung Pao Chicken
	+ Orange Chicken
	+ Seasonal Veggie Stir Fry
* Waffle Potato Fries
* Chick-fil-A Sauce
 Mike Carlson
	+ The Original Orange Chicken
	+ SweetFire Chicken Breast
	+ Steamed Vegetables
* Fortune Cookie
* Waffle Potato Fries

Nick went to a Panda Express Innovation Kitchen, which has a different menu than a regular Panda Express. The Commissioner strikes this trip to the Innovation Kitchen from the record, eliminating Nick Wiger's vote from this episode. If there had been a tie, Susser would have been the deciding vote.

Mitch and Mike both decide to give Panda Express to Cerberus, so Chick-fil-A remains in purgatory to compete again in the next round.

## Quotes

**Mitch**: I would like a potion that made you go away forever.

**Nick**: I'm fine with it too, because otherwise I think Mitch might die this month. That would be really bad for the podcast.
**Mitch**: I think it would be the best thing that ever happened to the fucking podcast!

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