Nobody

> *"WHEEZE"*
>
> Po and Nobody

**Nobody** is a non-binary human whose name makes them the subject of many of Po's jokes.

## History

### Hume

Nobody was a resident of Hume West First Floor Far Side and a suitemate of Po. Thus, they shared a bathroom with Po, who would occasionally play the piece Lost Woods from *The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time* at the bathroom door. Po also enjoyed entering their room through the bathroom rather than their own door, so he would often enter Nobody's room to do this. Po liked to do this because he believed that entering in this manner made him cool.

Once, a few residents of Hume West First Floor Far Side, namely Idiot, 🅱️uth Kim, and Po, entered Nobody's room to wake them. They entered his room and played Furret Walk, waking Nobody almost instantly and causing them to slap their bed to the music.

Unlike everyone else from Hume West First Floor Far Side, Nobody continued to live in Hume for a second year. They did not, however, live in the same room. Instead, they lived with Rohil on Hume West Third Floor Far Side. During that year, they formed no significant relationships with their floormates.

### Varsity House

Nobody lived with Rohil in Varsity House for their final semester in senior year. The apartment was most notable for its bathroom, which was equal to the size of the bedroom, and its abundance of fruit flies.

## Skills

Nobody has a chair with them at all times, though it is not always visible. Because they also carry a laptop around in their backpack at all times, they often sit on their chair and use their laptop on their lap. This allows them to play games and do procrastinated homework at a moment's notice.

Nobody plays the piano, and often enjoyed entering Po's room during his time at Hume to play the piano there. They continue to play the same piano from time to time at Apartment 226. Pieces in their repertoire include "Still Alive," by Jonathan Coulton and "Dive" by Alan Dai.

Nobody is able to say the phrase, "I am a fish," in 17 languages.

## Relationships

### Cat

> *"Cat must be the loneliest girl in the world."*
>
> Po on Nobody's relationship with Cat

Cat is Nobody's girlfriend. Cat and Nobody went to an escape room in which they retrieved a present for their "aunt" on their fifth anniversary.

### Po

> *"One of the first real interactions I had with him was at the beginning of the year when he called me, while I was bowling, to ask me if he could borrow my keys. He had left his in his room. It was in that moment that I realized he was nobody."*
>
> Po

Nobody and Po became acquainted early in their time living on Hume West First Floor Far Side, as the two were suitemates. It was soon after their initial meeting that Po came to consider his aforementioned suitemate as so insignificant that they could be considered nobody. This revelation is said to have come about when Nobody, who had locked themselves out of their room, contacted Po while he was at Gator Nights to borrow his keys.

### RUIZ

RUIZ and Nobody initially met through Po, Nobody's suitemate at the time. Though Po introduced Nobody to RUIZ by their name, RUIZ decided to call Nobody "The Cambodian." At first, the two only interacted in the presence of Po, but they subsequently found themselves to share many classes, which has allowed them to interact more regularly. During these interactions, Nobody taught RUIZ how to speak Chinese.

Nobody does not seem to sympathize with Po's dislike of RUIZ and often rejects the idea that RUIZ is an abomination.

### Idiot

Idiot is Nobody's Brawl Stars Power Play partner. Idiot, alongside Nobody and Marik, is one of the members of the Disappointment Triangle.

### e

Nobody calls e "jÅËson," who in turn calls Nobody "Brædôn."

### Marik Itkin

Marik, alongside Nobody and Idiot, is one of the members of the Disappointment Triangle.

### Christian

> *"I am not Christian. Christian was Nobody's roommate. I am, however, a Christian."*
>
> Po to Cat

Christian and Nobody were roommates at Hume. They had formerly known each other, as they attended the same high school.