Finley's World Lost Episode

In 2006, an animated series called, "Finley's World" created by Finley Small himself premiered on Nickelodeon and Nicktoons--was intended to kickstart their child animation lineup alongside SpongeBob SquarePants and The Fairly OddParents; but were cancelled by 2017. The series was about the life, times and adventures of a little boy named Finley and his friends that lives in a fictional city called Finleyville Even though the series was cancelled due to cutting ties with Finley Small. Actually, there was a real truth behind this, because I worked at Nickelodeon back when the series was in full production; closely working with Finley small. Sure you don't know me, we haven't met, you're nothing more than just another stranger, and I am just suicidal inside and out.

...I have no clue why this tape haunt me for dead!?! Why god, why must you forsaken me with this! Anyway the episode I can recall was one of the 6 unfinished episodes yet what's so special about this one is that there was no production code; the episode consists of continuity errors... and the show is scary for the public viewing eye. Right when I saw the episode, I was in for a rollercoaster ride like that one ride from Rollercoaster Tycoon that had um... bones. The original intro played, but the song sounded something morbid...

\*[trap beats play accompanied by screaming emo deathcore vocals]\*

Get yo ass to tha muthafuckin' train

Crunk out loud wit' yo fightin' rain

4/20's yo inside job

So ya'll run from tha government ya glob

They is killin' ya's jiggas

They is smokin' ya's \*\*\*\*\*\*

...okay... no! No! This theme song is cringeworthy! Government conspiracies about 4/20 shooting shooting occurred in 2006; plus Los Angeles riots violence revamped opening for that lost episode; followed by lead singer calling me a \*\*\*\*\*\*?! Why, I'm not some kind of African-made cigarette! I mean I did a little audio sample of "N.W.O" by Ministry the People during this already mentioned Los Angeles riots style revamped intro. I was scared, so traumatized; I was this close to calling security because of this. The episode began with Finley Small looking genially upset. He frowned; albeit a little pouty like a 5-year-old not getting his way; but it slowly turned into an aggressive realistic mad. A mean old "angery" bubbly piss-yellow mad as his eyes became bloodshot and photo-realistic all within his violent frowning looking moments. "Fraser you fuckin' sperglord!" he screamed. I was shocked that he actually Fraser a sperg. What... was there an episode where Fraser was diagnosed with Cancer? No there wasn't; but there was a planned episode involving that; which explains why Fraser insulted him calling him a sperg. Didn't help that Finley appeared to wear a fedora as he began to tip his fedora while looking at the camera breaking the fourth wall and said while smiling sinisterly, "Today is the day that Finley's World found its supreme retribution maniac." But the camera cuts to Fraser looking appalled as if he was being... tortured.

Fraser was gulping once he listened to Finely's mutterings of being a supreme person while drinking his racist McDonald’s convefe--which is the only product placement of the entire show. I'm guessing Nickelodeon. and McDonald’s paid each other royalties to include this in the show. Didn't help that Finley was watching a news footage on TV involving the recent McDonald’s boycott due to racism (keep in mid, this episode was produced in 2006--the events of this episode may have predicted almost everything after that year). He muttered, "By the way, that McDonald’s coffee. It's the taste of a virgin like myself. Think about it Fraser, I've been a virgin for far too long. I was ready to get laid; but you came and fucked it up. Do you think Valentine's Day was the day of love. Of course not... it was day of Al Capone, Bugsy Malone, Steve Phillip Kazmierczak, Nickolas Cruz... there was no love for Valentine's... there has never been any love during Valentine's. Love is a joke. The only love I can praise is during 4/20 shooting when two shooters bombed the Cafeteria and killed so any students. God doesn't love us. God never loved us. Clinton didn't love gay people, but Jews only love lies and quantity, New York loved the smell of a bombing during a marathon, people enjoyed getting killed during Hurricanes Andrew, Florence, and Maria, people love the wish of death during the Ebola outbreak. Nobody loves the world. Florida was never strong, California was never strong, and Iran has bombed into pieces! We're all skeletons! Fuck you!" What made me snicker a little is the fact that Finley was making his speech about the future end-of-the-world events in a smooth sounding voice a la a radio DJ announcer.

But I wasn't prepared for the next event that would occur which would piss me off more and more. Finley grabbed a pistol and shot Fraser smiling viciously; it was the most hyper-realistic open fire I have ever heard or seen in an animated cartoon! He then teabagged the ever loving shit out of Fraser; which also pissed me off in disgust having incest and pedophilia in a nationally televised animated show. Get out of my head, Mr. Enter a lot; nobody cares about morals in animation! Sorry, I gotta control my anger! The animation quickly changed from it's stylized poor drawn animation to an animation done by a relatively cheap animation studio as the colors were more muted.

Finley runs with his gun to the car and runs it to the sorority row. He then sees all the people running in peril from his gun as Finley yelled, "I got some testies!" The screen cut to black and what I heard were series of realistic gun shootings that were actually done inside a recording studio with actual non-improvised realistic screaming! The one thing I can see is two images; one is Budd Dwyer’s dead body and the other is Ricardo Lopez dead body. When the animation came back on... Finley broke the fourth wall one last time and said, "Well, that was the day that I was a wimpy kid." He shot himself afterwards. The episode cuts to a funeral home with a candle and a black box. The main characters from Finley's World appeared. We then see Finley's mother Amanda Windsor, looking down at Fraser's coffin and puts on top of the coffin a framed picture of Richard Nixon from 1971. I must remind you one last time... this episode was produced and was suppose to air in 2006. The episode ends by slowly fading to black with a PSA message saying in Times New Roman size 12, "Finley was actually Pikachu this whole time... this is why the show had a concept of the day of his retribution." That message pissed me off! What pissed me off even more... well... I wrote down this story to tell you all this. I think I'll stop here.