If Days Were People

***"Is it because I’m black?"* — Black, "If Colors Were People"**
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**Note**: Fudge is the censored version of the F word
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## If Days Were People

What if the days of the week fought over who was the worst one?

### Director

Frank James

If Days Were People is the second episode of If Things Were People.

## Plot

Monday walks into the room and every day surprises him and celebrates. Saturday tells Monday to relax and Monday tells him it was his idea. Friday joins in and says it was his idea too. Tuesday tells Monday to relax. Monday says he is the first day of the week and the first day of work day and says he can’t relax. Then Monday yells at Thursday saying he doesn’t want to hear anything from him. Thursday says he is a work day just like Monday. Monday calls him “Thirsty Thursday” and complains people choose Thursday night but not Friday night. Monday tells Thursday to come at him. Thursday yells at Monday and says he’ll kick his butt. Tuesday tells them both to relax. Saturday tells them that the party was supposed to be fun and that he brought chips. Thursday claims that everyone hates Monday. Monday says he’s not stupid and that he is the most hated day of the week. Sunday says that he isn’t the worst day of the week and claims there are many things people don’t like about them. Monday questions it and Sunday says he gives them the “Sunday Scaries”. Monday questions how they get “Sunday Scaries”. Sunday tells him that the week is ending and people don’t want to go back to work the next day. Monday questions who and Sunday tells him it’s him. Saturday says that they have beer. Sunday asks Monday why everyone thought of Monday as depression. Monday mimics what people usually say about Monday. Saturday tells Monday the reason why they threw a party for Monday. Tuesday tells Monday he got a gift. Monday questions what it is. Monday accuses and guesses what the gift was and says it was probably a mug with “I hate Mondays” on it. Friday admits and claims he has the mug. Monday opens the gift and sees a holiday “Labor Day”, “Thanksgiving in Canada”, and Christmas Eve in weekends and Christmas day on Mondays. Monday questions what the gifts were and Saturday says they are holidays. Friday tells Monday that they are days off work and he deserves it. Monday stutters and claims he doesn’t know what to say. Wednesday suddenly appears and asks if there was a party in here, Friday says it wasn’t. Wednesday said it looked like a party asks him if he wasn’t invited. Tuesday says it’s a formal thing. Wednesday accuses all days and claims they didn’t want him here. Friday claims that they really wanted him here. Saturday says he needs a beer and drinks a beer. Wednesday asks what the party was about and Friday answers it was a party for Monday because he works alot. Wednesday claims he surely works hard. Wednesday talks how Monday works and relaxes all day and complains. Monday stutters but gets cut by Wednesday with him complaining and questions why the days are here. Wednesday grabs Monday’s gifts and calls them random holidays. Then Wednesday complains about Monday’s gifts and tells Friday they should remove him because he’s useless. Wednesday sarcastically tells Monday to enjoy his party and that the party is great. Wednesday slowly leaves the room. Thursday calls Wednesday Wacky. Sunday asks if they should do a party and cheer up Wednesday. Saturday says no and to “fudge” Wednesday. Then the other months agree. Ending the episode.

## Characters

* Monday
* Tuesday
* Wednesday
* Thursday
* Friday
* Saturday
* Sunday

## Trivia

* Monday, Wednesday and Friday are the only oddball days on the week due to them not having another day that starts with M, W, and F.
* ”Wednesday is wacky” is a reference to Wacky Wednesday.