War & Peace

## Natalie’s outfit

a pink and white striped bikini top and ultramarine short shorts with a belt, sunglasses and heels

## Transcript

(the episode begins at diamond taxi)

Dr crygor: so, nice car

dribble: uh, it’s not a car

orbulon: so, the girl spent a vacation?

spitz: yep

18 volt: hello? Can I get a ride, i am looking for young natalie

spitz: ok, be our guest

(while driving on the way to the airport)

orbulon: can we stop at gigantaburger?

18 volt: no

Dr crygor: I'm not tired.

Spitz: I'm not tired at all.

Dribble: Glad that wasn't us.

18 volt: (raps) North, south. Nuts to this. Oh my god that's nuts to this.

(they arrived at the airport)

Dribble: All right, we're here. Let us never speak of the shortcut again.

Spitz: yeah, nothing can possib-lie go wrong.
Possibly go wrong.
That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

(They enter the plane)

Pilot: Attention all passengers! This is your pilot speaking! We are about to leave for orlando. Please fasten your seatbelts as we might have turbulence. Thanks for your attention. Enjoy your flight!

[The plane takes off]

18 volt: Young 9 volt, I’m coming for you! (Sleeps)

[Several hours later]

Pilot: We will be landing in orlando shortly. Please remain seated during the landing.

(Then the scene changes, At the Cocoa beach, 18 volt was awoke)

18 volt: (scratches his back) where am i? (Hears the voice of 9 volt’s singing) What was that?

9 volt: Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh. Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high And the dreams that you dream of Once in a lullaby

18 volt: hey, I can hear my buddy

(We see 9 volt, who is wearing nothing but a corset, a ring, golden earrings, shorter shorts, panel skirt, gold sunglasses, and heels)

9 volt: Someday, I wish upon a star Wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where trouble melts like lemon drops High above the chimney top That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly And the dreams that you dare to Oh why, oh why can't I?

18 volt: uh, hi little one

9 volt: oh, hi

18 volt: you know, people saw loads of videos about, you know, Orlando bloom

9 volt: uh, yes, what orlando bloom is that? I mean, this, is that, cocoa beach?

18 volt: what is that? Natalie’s rank card? Rank card c, (Reads) natalie was born in February 2004, her favourite book was the go girls magazines, she loved to watch old school on tv

9 volt: rank b, Wait, What are these? (Reads) n-kins loved singing, especially fashion

dribble: (offscreen) what are you talking about?

18 volt: oh, nothing (looks at the sign) aw!

9 volt: no volt money, we don’t take volt money

18 volt: There's no need to murmur, ma'am.

(they enter a bar, 70s disco music plays as people dance)

18 volt: It is the '70s. Right down to the smallest detail.

9 volt: Hey, the bartender even looks like Jimmy t.

Bartender: Yeah, "looks like.
"

9 volt: Look at all this great stuff, Cool.

(at the car, Emily is driving a taxi with three people)

Man: Can you believe I'm stuck with Emily driving me around?

Emily: old people, it's just you and me in the taxi.

Man: And don't remind me. It's bad enough I've got a suspended license, I have to rid around town with a girl who wears nothing. I want apple juice!

Emily: Dad, you left your apple juice at home.

Man: [kicking the seat] I want apple juice!

(two people gasp)

Emily: [sighs] You wanna watch what a wonderful day?

Man: Yes... with apple juice.

(Tv appears)

2 kids: [on T.V.] The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G Song!

Man: Heh-heh!

(at the ballroom)

Conductor: Guess what? it's constantly New Year's Eve. Here we go again.
Three, two, one.

natalie: It must be wonderful to ring in the new year over and over and over.
Please kill me.

18 volt: Wanna get a snow cone? Okay.

9 volt: um, the Kids look unhappy... but... the sea’s blue...

(He leaves the ballroom, he bought out a ukulele that he took from a person)

11 year old boy: That Ukulele is mine, give it back

Woman: no! Come along!

9 volt: (sighs) you talking to me?

Woman: no

(at the town)

9 volt: (sits on the bench) those people are having a nice time, but where was I singing, at cocoa beach, or cocoa bloom?

(he starts singing while people put money in the jar)

9 volt: Underneath the mango tree

My honey and me can watch for the moon
Underneath the mango tree
my honey and me make boolooloop soon

13 year old Girl: good song (puts money, then gives him a hi five)

9 volt: (gets up while singing as people put money) Underneath the moonlit sky
my honey and I can sit hand in hand
Underneath the moonlit sky
my honey and I can make fairyland

Mango, banana and tangerine
Sugar and ackee and cocoa bean
When we get marry we make them grow
And nine little child in a row. La la la la la la la...

(9 volt cries as he drops the ukulele)

Natalie: So, Mr.
Itch, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?

Spitz: Don't do it.

(she throws a handball)

Orbulon: I just wanted to entertain.

natalie: Can you believe I keep getting away with this?

(two cops came, and pause Orbulon)

(at the shop)

natalie: I want all five T-shirts to say "best vacation ever."

announcer: Attention, orlando bloom. an alien from the farthest edge of outer space has been arrested.

(everyone gasps)

Woman: I'd be terribly embarrassed if I were that boy's mother.

announcer: Attention, orlando bloom, We've also arrested two car cabbies for forcing a 5 year old girl to drink a bottle of coconut milk.

natalie: (crying) I'm so embarrassed