The Boys in Blue

> *"If you're going to cry, cry tears of laughter!" - Alfred Lennie to DeSaad Pepper*
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## History

### The Formation

The Boys in Blue is a name for DeSaad Pepper's gang. The gang was established in 1993 after DeSaad met Wilfred Pebble, a practicing lawyer at the University of Bonn, and began a gang together. In 1997, the two moved to Hammersmith where they met Jasper Scunthorpe, who became a new addition to the gang. DeSaad met Alfred Lennie through Jasper in Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington & Chelsea Branch and he became part of their gang as well. The four would travel round the UK and win any trophies or competitions possible in local pubs.

## The Boys In Blue

### Aliases

Da Boyz In Blue
Motherfuckers

The Cutie Cutes

DeSaad's Angels

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Jasper, Alfred and Wilfred are married (not to each other)
DeSaad is single

## Appearances

### Debut

1993

The first notable occasion that involved the Boys with violence (violence outside of a pub that is) was noticed in 2009, when the Boys agreed to assist Jimmy Scunthorpe (Jasper's cousin and former leader of BATTY) in the fight against Mr. Official.

### The Heists

For a long time the gang remained nameless until the events of The Reginald Mansion Burglary in which the gang robbed Robin Reginald - owner of the company Reginald Stationery Inc. which is a rival to Thornton Stationery - due to their immense dislike of him. Since all they had been doing together was winning pub trophies, DeSaad wondered if they could do more. When Wilfred, Jasper and Alfred returned from Lichtenstein DeSaad confronted them on this and the other three agreed with DeSaad, though they could not think of a name.

The gang became angry at Jasper after he revealed that he and Vlad Petrov had performed a heist without them. Jasper calmed them down due to himself being fine and the fact that his wife would probably kill him anyway. The gang was appeased and celebrated Jasper's victory with a pub crawl in York.

### Thornton's Mad

The boys were heavily involved in the June 2021 Thornton Revolution and collaborated with the DPDA for Jebidiah Thornton's dethroning. The boys filmed a video (in masks) where they threatened to beat up Domnul Mihai if Jebidiah didn't resign. They were also involved in the The First Thornton Stationery Aerial Fight. They all appeared at Jebidiah's trial and Jasper was present for Jebidiah's flight.

After the events of Jebidiah Thornton's Revenge, Alfred accidentally referred to themselves as being "A sort of police force, some Boys in Blue we are." After hearing this, DeSaad grabbed Alfred and began to cry tears of joy. He had finally found a name for his beloved gang and wanted to share it with the world.

### Present Day Boys

After Jasper left Letak Lemons and let Gunther Bianchi take over his company, he left with an enormous amount of money. He spent his cash on creating a base of operations for the Boys and funding their equipment. Jasper was an expert swordsman so also began to train the Boys in sword fighting in case of any threats. Jasper realised that all his attempts were futile and gave up on teaching them. DeSaad and Alfred created a marketing campaign in which they would host parties at Smith manor until they were inevitably kicked out by Bernard Smith after he came back from a case.

After all of these shenanigans, the gang began their journey around Britain (financed by Jasper) competing in Pubs for various prizes once again.

## Rules of the Boys in Blue

1. Twat is the best insult, use it often
2. Don't make idols
3. Don't take the name of the police in vain
4. Remember Saturday's since they're always fun
5. Honour your father and mother (unless they're a twat)
6. You shall not murder
7. Don't commit adultery
8. Don't steal (unless they're a twat)
9. Don't call out your neighbour (unless they're a twat)
10. Any betrayal will result in that person being locked in the Tower of London

## The Gang's Theme

The Theme was written in January 2022 and sung by Tom Jones since he owed them a favour.

> (Alfred, DeSaad, Jasper, Wilfred)
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> They're the commanders and gangsters of a gang
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> They're 24 hour party people for the most Par-ey-ey-art (part)
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> They believe that they've got skill
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> They love to drink up the thrill
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> And the gangs everywhere scream when they hear them say...
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> TWAT!
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> They're the boys, the boys in blue, The Boys...
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> The Boys in Blue
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## Members and Allies

### Members

* DeSaad Pepper (Leader)
* Jasper Scunthorpe (Second in Command - Financer)
* Wilfred Pebble (Third in Command - Lawyer, Driver)
* Alfred Lennie (Fourth in Command - Moral Builder)

### Allies

* The Denzel Pepper Detective Agency
* Ingrid Müller
* Jason McCyntire
* The Kensington & Chelsea Branch of Thornton Stationery
* Vlad Petrov
* The Fashion Police
* The West Grimsby Massive
* The Street Cats
* The Claypan Gang
* Gunther Bianchi
* Letak Lemons
* BATTY
* The Black and Pink Legs Mafia

## Enemies

* Bailey Lancefield
* Jebidiah Thornton
* The Thornton Assassins
* The Thorntoniers
* The Roseate Hit-Man Society
* The Man in Maroon
* The Person in Purple
* Mr. Capulet
* Billy O' Hare
* Raz the Fearful
* Angel Gabrielin Robinsonanity
* Jack "Quicky" Quicksworth
* Robin Reginald

## Important Events Involving the Boys

* The Hammersmith Kidnappings
* The Letak Museum Heist
* June 2021 Thornton Revolution
* The First Thornton Stationery Aerial Fight
* The Reginald Mansion Burglary
* Raiders of the Lichtenstein Library
* Jebidiah Thornton's Revenge