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PERCARUS District

The official Logo of PERCARUS District

Percarus is the 3rd District of Dominion City(DC-14-651). It is generally characterized by the green futuristic genre, and includes lush landscapes, sustainable power and architecture, rural farm villages, clean city centers, advanced agriculture, and a variety of wildlife. Percarus, sandwiched between Tetra and Quadro, enjoys a culture of minimal security presence with maximal safety. This atmosphere lends to Percarus a much slower-paced setting where residents live out their lives in peace, generally unaware of the dystopian themes surrounding them. Percarus also provides the rest of Dominion City with a large portion of its fresh meat and vegetation.

## Description:

The District of Percarus is in the unique position of benefiting from between the security fortress of Tetra and the very wealthy District of Quadro, where the most affluent Citizens travel to bet on and enjoy the famous Quadrobike Races.

Percarus itself is a residential and agricultural paradise then, home to sprawling suburbs, parks, lakes, green fields of crops and animals, and an overall pleasant way of life. Here children grow up virtually unhindered by the squalor of the outer rings and unaffected by the tight grip of CITIZEN PROTOCOL in Lotus and Tetra. Percarus also benefits by being home to many Tetra workers, QuadroBikers, business owners, Dominion Priests, and more. Farmers here live out lives of luxury as they provide nourishment for the entirety of Dominion. Further education lasts long into life, great thinkers utilize the parks and landscape as inspiration, and security is lax.

Citizens of the District of Percarus may not be able to afford to attend the Quadro Races, or the ability to visit Lotus, or have the wits to venture into Electua, but they prosper in their own way and live long and happy lives.

  Regions within Percarus District:

* Farmland Villages

## Other Districts of Dominion City (DC-14-651)

• LOTUS District

• TETRA District

• QUADRO District

• ELECTUA District

• RESHEN District

• DISESTRO District
Discipline

One of the most primary needs and functions of Dominion City performed by Brother Units and Tetra Police is that of DISCIPLINE.

True order derives from a simple mandate from DOMINION CORPORATION: all individuals within the Dominion system must adhere to PROTOCOL. It is this mandate which binds every sentry, droid and human to aspire to a greater role within the system, and beyond the acceleration of dissembling entropy. It is this entropy which threatens the very nature and fabric of the peace and security within the INFRASTRUCTURE.

DOMINION CORP has introduced an answer to just such systemic entropy, and that answer is DISCIPLINE.

DISCIPLINE is the function and purpose of the Brother Unit and of the patrolman. It is the correction of the Citizen toward a more just path. If this path cannot be adjusted, then the Citizen becomes an example for his or her fellow Citizens, through DISCIPLINE.

It stands to reason that each Citizen must first have a chance to find his or her own form of SELF-DISCIPLINE. DOMINION CORP acknowledges this right of the Citizen and encourages such endeavors. Beyond the limits of this DISCIPLINE of the self, though, is the PROTOCOL, and the enforcement of PROTOCOL through DOMINION STATE DISCIPLINE.

In most cases, but not all, the answer to infringement of PROTOCOL is Citizen Termination.
Spore

An individual Spore "egg"

A cream-colored white sphere of unknown origin, the Spore is the most basic form of all Anarakk life. When in the presence of organic tissue, a Spore will unfold to become a slug-like organism which will gravitate toward the organic tissue with in order to consume it.

The Spore is an essential component of the The Dominion Corporation, and it is used in Faith ceremonies, experimental medical practices, and in the creation of Protocol Enforcement Units and Annaraki-Endo, among other purposes. Indeed, the white sphere of the Dominion Corporation Logo is a direct reference to both the Spore and the Unfolding.
Breven Lestiny

## Breven Lestiny, RD, RealmDweller

Breven Lestiny in RealSpace

Breven Lestiny, aka RealmDweller, is an active member of the Glade Syndicate with special ties to its Founder. He shares an ND with his creation RealmDweller, and has become a dweller himself, trading in much of his human body for mechanical parts. Most of his activities within the Realm and Glade are secretive, and his contacts are well aware of his need for secrecy.

During the Praxis War, Breven/RealmDweller was successful in his attempt to remove the Dominion Corporation's ADMIN status from the Realm, as commissioned by Lesser Priest Marin Mardecai. He now exists as its technical benefactor, though the majority of the Realm has been put under the direct oversight of the Cold Code Coalition.

In many circles, Breven seems to be untouchable, being able to move in and out of VRnets with ease and disrupting systems with little effort. Despite this wizardry, he chooses to spend his Dominionside time carrying out petty crime and assassination out of boredom, avoiding the ultimate task of undermining the Dominion Corporation because of what he knows the result will be.
Tales from Dominion City

*Tales from Dominion City* is the collected body of Dominion Universe long fiction (novels, short stories, graphic novels, etc). These works tell the stories of characters within Dominion City, often mingling the genres represented in various Districts and RealmWorlds. TDC centers on such general themes as identity, humanhood, control and hierarchy, authoritarian power, digital addiction and more, as well as more specific explorations of dystopian psychology, organizational structure, corporatism, interdisciplinary faith, non-binary identity and love, psychedelics, and alternate realities.
BasalFlesh

Term used to describe any size Anarakk organism evolving directly from a Spore without any outside genetic influence. The area between Dominion Cities known as the Negative is comprised primarily of BasalFlesh.

## Notable Details:

* BasalFlesh behavior is simplistic, and its programmed needs are to consume organic material, grow, and produce new Spore. In order to pursue these basic needs, organisms will find novel ways of locomotion. This includes rudimentary legs, pincers, fins, tentacles, or any other physical means by which an individual can devise to propel itself.
* BasalFlesh Anarakks are not limited in size, and individuals may grow exceedingly large given the opportunity.
* There is almost no social behavior to take note of, although BasalFlesh will tend to learn rapidly, taking the rough form of the individuals around it.
* If severed, any part of a BasalFlesh organism will become a new organism. The only way to entirely destroy BasalFlesh is to burn or otherwise disintegrate its physical form.
Ashram Lozuto

Ashram Lozuto is an Electuan businessman with many ties to corporate interests around Dominion City. Through his connections, he has amassed a sizeable fortune, and is rumored to do a fair amount of business with the Dominion Corporation itself. He has been a public proponent against seizure of private cognition by VR warehouses and body farms, campaigning under the slogan "A Body for Every Mind".
RealmWorld

A RealmWorld is a a virtual world within The Realm. Though Dominion Corp originally created thousands of independent RealmWorlds filled with artificially-intelligent beings (AI) for Citizens to interact with, the liberation of the Realm by OTR resulted in the ability of Citizens to construct their own RealmWorlds for inclusion in the Realm or through exterior link.

## Known RealmWorlds:

• The Realm Hub

• Sprawling Downtown

• The Cosmic Expanse

• The Intergalactic Zoo

• Moon Colony 35

• Nautica

• The Comet Club

• Nebula of Conflict

• Five-Way Galaxy

• Phantasia

• Wyrmlands

• Kingdom Come

• Midsummer

• The Academy

• Miniature Island

• Where the Sun Rises

• The Endless Ocean

• Atlantis

• Raider's Cove

• Futurewar 2087

• Legends of Primus

• Arachnia

• Triassica

• Jurrasicon

• Cretaceo
Protocol

The foundation of all Dominion

Dominion City, as well as the Dominion Corporation itself, is governed by a singular principle: Protocol. It is law, religion, and guiding Light of each and every Dominion Citizen. Protocol represents the idea that all things must function as they should, including Citizens themselves. As such, Protocol is enforced within the streets of each District by droids known as Protocol Enforcement Units. It is used in HIGH COURTS as a governance tool. It is used in HIGH SECURITY as a method of social control. It is used in the HIGH CHAPEL as the Holy Word. And it is used in TETRA MEDICAL CENTER as a system of science.

Applied to Dominion Citizens, Protocol can referred to as Citizen Protocol.
Dominion Universe Wiki

**Welcome to the Dominion Universe Wiki!**

DOMINION UNIVERSE is a community-driven, multimedia interactive universe that includes a series of canon fiction, an interactive Discord RPG, an Instagram, a Twitter feed, merchandise, various print books, and a Wiki! There are also many more projects and books in the works, and the lore continues to expand and reveal itself daily.

The Dominion Corporation appreciates your continued support, Citizens. *PROTOCOL PREVAILS.*

## Canon Topics:

Dominion CityAnarakkOuter Wall

*Need help building out this community?*

* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
* Managing your new community
* Guides
* All Help articles

You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!
TETRA District

The official Logo of TETRA District and the Dominion Corporation

TETRA is the 2nd District of Dominion City (DC-14-651). It is generally characterized by a harsh futuristic police-state aesthetic. The Dominion Corporation, the largest corporate entity within Dominion City, is based in Tetra and acts as DC's main government (Tetra Justice), political body (High Command), police force (State Security), medical and research resource (Tetra Medical), and religion (Tetra Clergy). As it is home to the majority of State Security Officers and Protocol Enforcement Units, Tetra is generally understood to be a fortress of security, and its borders are incredibly difficult to penetrate giving ultimate protection the City's 1st District and economic hub.

## Description:

As a District made up almost entirely of Dominion Churches, factories, facilities, garrisons, and more, Tetra has developed the formidable reputation with Dominion City of being an almost impenetrable fortress of automated security and Dominion devotion.

Within Tetra, many droid and human Citizens fall into the categories of Priest, Tetra Police, Dominion Media Creator, Dominion City infrastructure maintenance worker, etc., all of which are held with high esteem among Citizens in Dominion. Many of these workers and service-people are also allowed leniency when it comes to CITIZEN PROTOCOL, although corruption and bigotry are still met with a high level of DISCIPLINE.

Citizenship within Tetra also comes with the advantage of being able to traverse all Districts without pay or hindrance, as well as access to certain areas of Dominion City that are off-limits.

One important function of the District of Tetra is that of barrier between Lotus and the outer District rings, protecting Lotus from outer influence and preserving the delicate economy of Dominion City. One thing is for sure, a member of Tetra is a member for life.

 Regions within Tetra District:

* Justice Sector
* Security Sector
* Medical Sector
* Worship Sector

## Other Districts of Dominion City (DC-14-651)

• LOTUS District

• PERCARUS District

• QUADRO District

• ELECTUA District

• RESHEN District

• DISESTRO District
Asher Kyban

Asher Kyban is an Electuan native to the Neon Tech Markets. They own and operate Afterglow Tech, a shop which specializes in updates and repairs to both personal augments and weaponry, particularly rifles. Though their CITIZEN Record is mostly clear, they have been known to work with the Electuan gang Toxis League.

Kyban stands about 5'7", and wears a trench coat over body armor while traversing the city. They are rarely seen without a distinctive ocular augment that covers their left eye.

Asher Kyban is the Player Character of DU Admin ARCHIMEDES.
ELECTUA District

The official Logo of ELECTUA District

Electua is the 5th District of Dominion City (DC-14-651). It is generally characterized by the cyberpunk aesthetic, including DIY prosthesis and body augmentation, virtual- and augmented-reality, designer and homemade drug use, neon and hologram aesthetics, heavy crime, and oppressive police and government security. Electua is known throughout Dominion City for its many vices, as well as the ability of Citizens to virtually disappear into its crowds and endless rain. Mid-City Electua is also known for having the highest Citizen Termination rate of any neighborhood in Dominion City.

## Description:

The District of Electua is defined by its seductive ability to offer escape to any Citizen seeking such things, and at this goal it excels.

Here in Electua, all the benefits of the digital age of Dominion City clash with the trappings of VR addiction, sensory overload, high-tech drugs, and inner-city squalor. Bombarded by air pollution swept outward from the QuadroBike Races and infiltrated by derelicts and thieves from Reshen, Electua is a battleground across class status, gang scuffles, and even cyberspace. To enter Electua is to fall in love with Electua, at the cost of ones willpower. There are many Citizens here who pay greatly in Life Credits to remain suspended in the most lavish and bizarre virtual dimensions, while others roam the streets addicted to Sim-Stims and other vices. Electua also boasts the highest rate of Citizen Termination among all Districts in Dominion City.

On the other hand, Electua offers some of the most enjoyable ways to spend one's time. Throngs of crowds, perpetual rain, and sketchy hideouts also offer haven to criminals or others just passing through, and the ability to "disappear" is by far the easiest here in Electua.

  Regions within Electua District:

* Mid-City Electua

## Other Districts of Dominion City (DC-14-651)

• LOTUS District

• TETRA District

• PERCARUS District

• QUADRO District

• RESHEN District

• DISESTRO District
Outer Rings

An unofficial term referring to the outermost Districts of Dominion City, usually including Electua, Reshen, and Disestro. It is widely accepted that the Outer Rings are beyond recovery and have fallen from the grace of Protocol. Because of this, the Outer Rings generally see less funding and attention from the Dominion Corporation regarding the upkeep of Infrastructure and Protocol Enforcement. These Districts also suffer from rampant unregulated drug use, unsanctioned body modification, Life Credit subversion, poor quality of living, and other forms of Protocol Violation.

There is much debate about whether Electua District is included in this grouping; though it has a strong economic influence on the Inner Rings, it is widely regarded as rather lawless, having the highest Citizen Termination rate in the entire City.
Meta-Unit A // Ascension Unit (AU)

The Dominion Corporation Ascension Unit (AU) is a specific style of nanobot used in the creation of all Protocol Enforcement Units, as well as the vast majority of smart equipment and structures used by DCORP. These AU often work in tandem with either human DNA, Spore, or both, to achieve technological results that defy general explanation by the scientific community of Dominion City.

The use of Ascension Units is standard Protocol for Dominion operations, and AU are generally seen to take the form of an intelligent black liquid, able to change form at will. DCORP technicians also have the ability to program commands into AU that would have them assume certain forms or properties permanently, such as the shape and form of a Brother Unit.
Meta-Unit W // Warden Unit (WU)

Warden Units are extra-City Protocol Enforcement Units that travel from Dominion City to Dominion City, collecting information regarding the Cities' progress. This information is then collated and processed through to the Dominion Archive. Warden Units have several tricks up their sleeves, including Quarantine Units, which they drop from orbit.
LOTUS District

The official logo of LOTUS District

Lotus is the 1st and innermost District of Dominion City (DC-14-651). It is generally characterized by a clean futuristic aesthetic, being the most wealthy, technologically advanced, and safe of all Districts. Lotus also acts as host to many events regarding Tetra leadership, including inaugurations of newly-appointed members of High Command. Lotus is home to several notable features, including Illumin Gardens, as well as the body of water that separates it from Tetra, Heaven's Brim. Within the center of Lotus stands Dominion Prime, and is separated from it by an energy barrier that can only be breached using the Lotus Cube.

## Description:

Within the heart of Dominion City lies its crowned jewel, the District of Lotus.

Established in early days of Dominion as the center of commerce, this City Center has grown to become the hub of all recognized wealth within the city. Clean and immaculate, Lotus boasts the cleanest air quality in all of Dominion, as well as highly functional public transport, high class business and entertainment, and the lowest Citizen Termination rate in all of Dominion City.

Lotus is also very well known for its allegiance to Dominion, and Citizens here go out of their way to show knowledge of and respect for PROTOCOL, even going as far as stopping and bowing as they wait for Brother Units to pass them in the street.

One curiosity about Lotus is that many of its life-long inhabitants have never seen a Demigod with their own eyes, and understandably so; the Dominion Prime Signal is the strongest in close proximity to the Dominion Corporate Headquarters.

Harbored between the police state District of Tetra, the Citizens of Lotus enjoy a life of luxury and peace that is unmatched throughout the rest of Dominion City.

 Regions within Lotus District:

* Illumin Gardens

## Other Districts of Dominion City (DC-14-651)

• TETRA District

• PERCARUS District

• QUADRO District

• ELECTUA District

• RESHEN District

• DISESTRO District
AI

## Artificial Intelligence (AI)

A sentient, artificial mind

The term AI, or artificial intelligence, is used to refer to consciousness that has originated within independent digital space, crafted by human intent or otherwise. Individuals that are artificially intelligent vary greatly in self-awareness and capability, and may or may not have any distinct culture, region, or personal identity with which they identify.

Within Dominion City, AI can take a large variety of forms and functions. Dominion-side AI are able to uplink to the Realm, though they may show problems processing these simulated realities due to their limited programming and learning abilities. Dominion-based AI may inhabit a wide range of bodies, and have also been known to be implanted into human bodies with reasonable success, though longterm results vary greatly due to the inherent wetware interface of the human brain.

## Related Terms:

Synth

The Realm

RealmWorld
Bronson Escobar

Once a highly respected AI scientist, surgeon, and businessman in Lotus District, Escobar and his firm ESC Industries was defamed through strange circumstances by Stefan Wilhemson of RED Industries. He has since retreated into hiding in Electua District, where he has taken on a codename and generated sizeable wealth through various criminal organizations.
The Atheist Religion (GAM291)

### Starring:

Matt Powell, Wayne Brandon, Grady McMurtry, Raw Matt, Tommy McMurtry, Aaron Thompson

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

### Special Guest

Michael Marshall

***The Atheist Religion*** is an hour long "documentary" in which Matt Powell (the Jarod Kushner of being wrong about evolution) *destroys* Darwinism with… monkey sailors? I think, basically, that was the entirety of his argument.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love making documentaries based on not understanding the underside of a Snapple cap, but your mom says you can't do it indoors anymore because of that time Aron Ra upper decked your toilet, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Marsh: ...use of the fossil record. [That's how old and dead these arguments are.]
* Noah: ...clam-based argument. [Just wait, we'll get there.]
* Eli: ...dinner table full of experts. [Lower than Steven Anderson.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Marsh on Twitter, *Be Reasonable*, *Skeptics with a K*, *The Skeptic* (UK), and at The Good Thinking Society, or (thanks to Eli) Skeptic of the Year and MarshStoleHisVaccineFromAnOldLady.com.
* See the previous Matt Powell GAM review *Science Falsely So Called*.

### **Jokes**

* (37:54)
* (1:14:03)

### **Interstitials**

* First Planning Meeting (4:46) [feat. Marsh's southern accent!]
* World's First Monkey Cruise (35:41)
* Science Trivia v. Matt Powell (1:03:09)
* The Matt Powell Saga () [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Boss in a Bit Part
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Name That Movie!
* Persecuted Christians
* This is YOUR Movie!

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* [Episode on YouTube]
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Raycon: Better Than a Victrola Disc from the Queen (1:51:43)
* Hello Fresh: [CODE:AWFUL12] Better Than English Food (1:53:24)
* Quip It's Gum, Not Candy (1:55:26)
Abandoned Subway System

The abandoned subways of Disestro and their communities

After District Termination, Disestro District's subway system, which at one time worked to connect the vast economic metropolis of D7, was left inoperable and derelict. Over time, these expansive systems have become haven for various types of civilian communities. Some of the deeper levels and tunnels now also play host to more nefarious activities, dangerous organisms, and bizarre cultish groups. Trespass carefully and at your own risk.
Airtrak, The

## The Airtrak

The serpentine public transit of Lotus District

The Airtrak is one term used for a form of popular public transportation in Lotus District. In form and function, it is a hovering train which organically moves from place to place, guided by AI which determines the most efficient route to get its passengers to their locations. It also possesses segments which may detach at any time to join other Airtrak segments to complete its transportation routes. The Airtrak is known to be extremely safe, comfortable, and reliable, and can be auto-beckoned via MindLink.
Meta-Unit B // Brother Unit (BU)

Order, both in concept and execution, is the cornerstone and linchpin of every productive civilization. In Dominion City, the concept of order has been embodied in the Brother Unit.

Named Brother to evoke a sense of unity with human and droid alike, these sentries are bound to the Dominion Corporation through Protocol, and act only as an extension of the Corporation. They are also the foundational enforcers of Citizen Protocol, and as such are to be both respected and obeyed by all.

For its duties, each autonomous Brother Unit possesses an array of tools with which to enforce Protocol and promote State Discipline. These tools consist of four ways to separate the physical body of a human being or droid, and an array of tools and effects to disable the human mind and droid programming, as well as disrupt the sense organs of either. In Dominion City, there is no escape from a Brother Unit, and resistance is never tolerated.

In pursuit of its duties, Brother Units are also equipped with several alternative modes of transport, as well as the ability to compact or expand their bodies as needed to apprehend assailants or return to garrison. In most cases, the Disciplinary measures involved with Brother intervention is mandatory and elect Citizen Termination.

Please remain calm when interacting with a Brother Unit in your District, and remember to mind your PROTOCOL.
Hybrid Proceedings, The

## The Hybrid Proceedings

Title page of The Hybrid Proceedings, Testimonies 006-011

Properly titled *The Hybrid Proceedings: Exploring Project Andromeda,* the Hybrid Proceedings is a series of classified documents detailing a series of experiments conducted at the American military installation known as AREA 51, during which contact was made with an unknown organism.
Gramps Goes to College (GAM220)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

***Gramps Goes to College*** is the terrifyingly sad fantasy of a former computer programmer and college tennis player who retires to bother people about Jesus, played by and written by Donald James Parker—a former computer programmer and college tennis player who retired to bother people about Jesus.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because this is the only job where I can say "fuck" to my customers this much.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved the last half-muttered ramblings of your loved ones as dementia slowly swallowed up the only "them" that ever was, but you wished that the pain and desperation it caused had been more religious, you will *love* this movie. It's *Dear Abby: The Movie*.

### **Best Worst**

* Eli: ...old-timey expressions.
* Noah: ...ego.

### **Notes**

* Check out the Modest Needs, with "Vulgarity for Charity" donations matched up to a total of $100,000 (at which point Noah and Lucinda will quit smoking).
* Directed by Chip Rosetti, director of *Right to Believe*, *One More Round*, *The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah*, and the sequel *In Gramp's Shoes* (which has *another* cross country race).

### **Jokes**

* "Also, to finish their conversation the professor says 'How about we take this discussion offline?' Now look: the reason that line is in the movie is because the guy who wrote it is constantly being challenged to fights on Facebook, and he just thinks that's how conversations end not. They're *not* online!" (47:49)
* "And this is where Mickayla is going to pray Stephanie back to life, and it is *not* the best part of the scene. She's going to pray [Stephanie] back to life, and it is secondary to the craziest moment in the scene, because when Stephanie wakes up we learn that when she died, she went to *Hell*. There are so many time in this job—and this is possibly [paramount] amongst them—where we just want to stop the *God Awful Movies* podcast and be like 'Really, it's on YouTube guys… you just gotta watch it. I feel like if you just watch it… our goal is to make you laugh, and you can watch it—it's free on the internet. You should do it.' " (1:20:52)

### **Interstitials**

* "Vulgarity for Charity" $100,000 *Modest Needs* Challenge (7:06)
* First day of shooting on *Gramps Goes to College* (9:03)
* *Eli and Noah Go to College* (35:19)
* Drinking Game: "Drink the Drink" (1:02:48)

### **Tropes**

* Alcohol= Bad Guy
* Atheist Converts to Christianity
* Bad Sportsing
* Boss in a Bit Part [Chip Rossetti as "Heckler #2"]
* Child Visits [Hell]
* Christians Don't Know How the World Works
* Crazy Billionaire Money
* Dollar in the Swear Jar
* Heroes are Villains, Villains are Heroes
* Indoctrination of Children
* Make Me a Sammich!
* Not Christian Enough
* Pearl Clutching
* Persecuted Christians
* SEXISM!

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Film on YouTube
* IMDB
Second Glance (GAM039)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Second Glance*** is the story of a Christian high-school student in the early nineties who wishes one day that he was never a believer, and he lives out the plot from *It's a Wonderful Life* basically, except Clarence the Angel has no idea what he's doing, and just keeps showing the kid a wet dream of hedonism and pleated denim.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because eventually you just get immune to the nipple clamps.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you've ever seen an after-school special and thought to yourself "Man, this abstinence message makes too much sense", then you're in luck, because *Second Glance* is essentially an after-school special if everyone writing it, acting in it, and (I assume) viewing it, was *completely* fucking insane.

### **Best Worst**

* Eli: …abuse of YouTube copyright policy. [Rich trying to shut down reviews.]

### **Notes**

* Suggested by listener Sarah, this may be the most fun of the first thirty-nine episodes.
* Recorded with all three hosts in the same room in New York, New York.

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: But there's a hot chick, so he has to stop and say "Hey, weren't you on the cover of *Glamour* magazine?" ] [Heath: Classic line. Classic line.] [Noah: And what I loved so much about this is that this is a bunch of geeks sitting around in a room going "What would a non-geeks say if a pretty girl was there?"] [Eli: "Okay guys, I've got a suggestion, but the Lord's gonna have to forgive us *pretty hard* for this one. One time, my grandmother accidentally dropped a Glamour magazine out of her bag—I know, it gets worse."]

### **Interstitials**

* IMDb Failures (3:54)
* Noah's Second Glance (50:45)
* Ode to *Second Glance* (51:33)

### **Tropes**

* Brian (Fuck You)
* Kitchen Table
* Looks Like…
* The Eli Bosnick Story
* Reprehensible Moral Message

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: Muriel went on to show the Jews what the world would be like without 9/11.
* Noah: Eventually, Sandra figured out he wasn't a manekin, and got the Mentos anyway.
* Eli: Scotty killed the shit out of himself for being gay, three months after he would have… for being gay.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb
My Son Hunter (GAM369)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***My Son Hunter*** is the right wing equivalent of a Michael Moore documentary, if instead of every time Michael Moore smash cut to, you know, an embarrassed CEO saying something that might be out of context, they just made up stuff about Hunter Biden instead, and it still wasn't a crime.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because they *have* to let us. The can't stop us—they've tried.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *The Big Short*, by which I mean fast cuts and turns to camera and literally nothing else about *The Big Short*, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Andrew: …drugs. [Some of the things struck even Andrew as odd.]
* Noah: …impersonation. [Anyone on this review could do a better Joe Biden.]
* Eli: …no you are. [Exactly the shit Trump did.]

### **Notes**

* Check out Andrew on *Opening Arguments* and *Cleanup on Aisle 45*.

### **Jokes**

* [Eli: Also, can we just take for a second to appreciate that the people at Breitbart News *literally* do not know the difference between the words "fact check" and "getting caught lying"?] [laughter] [Eli: No no. Every time *we* make something up, someone says 'fact check.' That's just what—you know how when you sneeze, you say 'gesundheit'? When you *lie*, you say 'fact check.' Trust me, I know, I'm Breitbart News."] [Andrew: Oh, that's so good.]

### **Interstitials**

* Breitbart Writer's Room (6:35)
* Monthly Meeting of Right-Wing Actors Who Wouldn't Shut the Fuck Up (29:08)
* Andrew's Meeting with Noah and Eli (1:08:17)
* Andrew, the Future Queen (1:50:38) [Post Credits]

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Andrew: Every single person who paid to watch this movie also sent $19.95 to Steve Bannon to help build that wall, and they are very confused as to why those evil crack-smoking Democrats stopped him.
* Noah: Gina Carano went on to *nothing*.
* Eli: Breitbart News nervously looked at the smoking dead charred body of Kiwi Farms and mumbled to itself "Does anyone else hear drums?"

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on Patreon
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
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Color-Coded Kiosks

For ease of organization, street corners that offer kiosk services in Dominion City have been color-coded to denote which DOMINION CORP service is available at any given location.

## RED

Red street corners denote the presence of an DC Kiosk such as the one you are currently using. These Kiosks function as information centers with access to city cams, vital info, and with Citizen resources such as Citizen Registration, access to a full listing of Citizen Protocol, and Life Credit services. Please feel free to access any terminal in your vicinity when needed.

## YELLOW

On all yellow street corners, a Self-Termination booths are available for Citizen use at any time of day. DOMINION CORP understands the stress of human life, and offers Citizens a way to contribute to those less fortunate by providing your unwanted body as nutritional Bio-meal to impoverished and hospitalized Citizens. If the designated Self-Termination booth in your location is not operational, please press the large yellow button and a Brother Unit will be signaled to your area to assist you.

## GREEN

If you are impoverished and hungry, please feel free to access the Bio-meal dispensers at all green street corners. Please be aware that Bio-meal is a liquified combination of synthetic nutrition and human remains. Also be advised that sleeping for prolonged periods in Street areas is prohibited by CITIZEN PROTOCOL. Vagrants and other offenders will be Terminated on sight.

## BLUE

All blue street corners offer complimentary and express medical services for Citizens in dire emergency situations. For more extensive care and procedures, please visit a proper medical facility in your district. Please do not attempt to use the amputation services of Blue centers to sever your head from your body, causing unnecessary waste and mess. Yellow street corners can provide a much more efficient form of Self-Termination.
Citizen Termination

Citizen Termination, in accordance with Protocol, is the deliverance of a Citizen from their mortal body back to the Light of Protocol through any means. This is generally considered a form of Citizen Sacrifice, whereupon the Citizen's body is returned to the Corporation, usually by Hopper Units, to be recycled as nutritive Bio-Feed. As such, Termination is not looked upon as a punishment, but as a form of Service.

In many cases but not all, Citizen Termination is the result of Protocol Violation, in which a Citizen willfully decides to breach the code of public conduct laid down by the Dominion Corporation. Termination is then administered either by a member of State Security or a Protocol Enforcement Unit.
Meta-Unit S // Stalker Unit (SU)

The Dominion Corporation Stalker Unit is a stand Protocol Enforcement Unit, designed as a hybrid of human DNA, nanotech, and SporeFlesh, Rather than patrol, Stalkers are deployed for specific objectives. The purposes for State Security employing the skills of a Stalker are many and varied, and the Unit is a powerful agent for social control. As such, it is jurisdiction of the High Director alone to authorize its use.

To complement its exceptional combat programming and its ability to use the City Cams to its advantage, a Stalker Unit also has the biological ability to cloak itself in a holographic projection of any Citizen it visually acquires. The science of the Stalker Unit is unique, involving the ingestion of the cosmic seed by a human host, then Self-Sacrifice to nano Ascension Units.
Nolan Maxis

**Greater Dominion Judge Nolan Maxis** is the Tetra Judge of Protocol in line to ascend to High Judgehood after Gwendoline Lorrie. Upon Lorrie’s death in 287 AF, Maxis became High Dominion Judge and served in this role until his death at the hands of High Dominion Priest Hamilton Atwood.

Maxis’ leadership style is a firm one, marked by devout adherence to the guidleines of Protocol. During his time in office, he made efforts to re-establish a presence of order in DISESTRO District, as well as secure firm relationships with each Chief of District Police. His romantic interest until her death was High Dominion Priest Nil Severa.

Nolan Maxis' first appearance in *Tales from Dominion City* is in Issue #6: "Opposite Sides".

## Notable Details:

• Nolan Maxis‘ personal weapons of choice are two blades hidden beneath the flesh of his forearms, which extend forward through his wrists upon command.

## Affiliations:

• Tetra Justice

• TETRA District

• High Command

• The Dominion Corporation

• Nil Severa

• Hamilton Atwood
QUADRO District

The official logo of QUADRO District

QUADRO is the 4th District of Dominion City (DC-14-651). It is generally characterized by a clean cyberpunk aesthetic, and incorporates such elements high-tech prosthesis, heavy neon aesthetics, designer-drug use, and heavy reliance on virtual- and augmented-reality. Quadro is also known for being an entertainment mecca for the affluent of Tetra and Lotus, being home to such attractions as the Casino Sprawl, Starlight Sector, a beautiful nightlife scene, and a circuit of dangerous racing tracks that comprise the sport of QuadroRacing.

## Description:

City-wide and for generations, the QuadroBike Races in the District of Quadro have become a thrilling and lucrative past-time for hundreds of thousands of Citizens. Here in Quadro, the most rich and well-to-do Citizens of Lotus and Quadro sponsor Racers who tear across dangerous and serpentine tracks in their QuadroBikes, regularly risking their lives and fortunes for the entertainment of many. To be a QuadroBike Racer is devote ones life to Racing and only Racing, spending time tuning custom Bikes, studying tracks, practicing inside of simulators, and signing autographs. To enjoy the Races as a spectator is to risk addiction to one of the most thrilling motorsports that the world has ever seen.

As a District, Quadro also harbors some of the most expensive city sprawls in all of Dominion. Glittering nighttime cityscapes host an elaborate and extravagant nightlife filled with events, balls, parades, and decadent luxury. Here in Quadro, Citizens who have managed to climb the social echelons enjoy a sensory overload, often losing sight of the troubles of Electua and the outer rings as well as the more practical lives of the inner rings, but they don't seem to mind.
==Regions within Quadro District: ==\*Uptown Quadro

 Other Districts of Dominion City (DC-14-651)

• LOTUS District

• TETRA District

• PERCARUS District

• ELECTUA District

• RESHEN District

• DISESTRO District
Night of the Lepus (GAM399)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Night of the Lepus*** is the story of *the* most adorable zombie horde of all time. It's… delightful. It's a horror movie about Flemish Giants (which are real—they're like these huge awesome rabbits). It might be the cutest animal there is, and it's the ad guy in their horror movie.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema… selectively.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved the earnestly awful "creature features" of the sixties and seventies, but you couldn't get the rights to the *Care Bears* for your villains, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: …checkers. [On par with Donald James Parker's chess.]
* Noah: …corpse. [Since at least *If Footmen Tire You*.]
* Eli: …big finale. [Halfway through.]

### **Notes**

* Rabbits are associated with Easter, therefore this is an Easter-tacular.
* Based on the novel by Russell Braddon, *The Year of the Angry Rabbit* (1964). The novel is way more bananas than the movie, but is set in Australia and possibly makes more sense (see the Internet Archive to borrow a copy)

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: So yeah, so—we, we watch a *lot* of bunny murder, and then they stare triumphantly out over a pile of bunny corpses. Again, it had to *say* that in the script. The screenwriter must have written the words "And then they stare triumphantly out over a pile of bunny corpses."] [Eli: I'm guessing he wrote it, you know, "ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY" style all over, in the margins of the script.] [Heath: "JACK*RABBIT* A DULL BOY."] [Noah: Nice.]

### **Interstitials**

* First Ever Writer's Meeting (4:35)
* The Only Solution is Cyanide! (34:06)
* Don't Leave Your Car (1:03:34)
* So Cute (1:32:53) [Post Credits]

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: The mystery serum that makes giant mutant animals never got checked on again.
* Noah: DeForest leaned his lesson about non-*Star Trek* movies.
* Eli: The creators of *Night of the Lepus* went on to create *Attack of the Killer Hamsters*, *The Cat Who Liked to be Pet Too Much*, and *Rise of the Baby in a Tuxedo*.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* IMDb

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A View to a Kill (GAM355)

Noah Lugeons

Eli Bosnick

***A View to a Kill*** is a simple story about a young horse trainer who just wants what we all want, really: time for his hobbies, the approval of his father, a passionate romance, and an uncontested monopoly over the world's microchip supply by blowing up Silicon Valley… or flooding it or stealing all the fucking crabs or something.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we watch another terrible movie, so you don't have to.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if the ending of the last Bond film bummed you out, and you'd like to comfort yourself with the knowledge that James Bond has been dead a ''long'' long time, you will ''love'' this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Moishe: …shoehorning a film's title into the script.
* Heath: …assassination plot. [Butterfly puppetry.]
* Eli: …what the fuck is this movie about now?

### **Notes**

* Check out Moishe nowhere, because like Secret Agent Emes and James Bond, he's a secret agent. He's a *huge* James Bond fan, and has seen every Bond film multiple times.
* This review of a secular film (that features an amazing Duran Duran song) is what happens when Noah isn't available to record an episode. This suggests that the overly specific ancient curse applies to Noah, and not to Eli as one might initially suspect. Also, Timothy Dalton is the best James Bond.

### **Interstitials**

* Moishe Sells His Soul Cheap (5:03)
* Zorrin & the KGB Discuss Convoluted Murders (37:16)
* Eli's Stolen Floon Poff Voice (1:14:22)

### **Tropes**

* A World With One Black Person
* Black Person is a Criminal
* Name That Movie!

### **Animal House Close**

* Eli: Roger Moore would go on to describe this movie as the biggest mistake of his career. Christopher Walken would go on to describe this movie as the biggest mistake of Roger Moore's career.
* Heath: The Zorin company went on to do just fine, because the CEO of a company mostly doesn't really matter.
* Moishe: The Q robot would later go on to star in several porn-parodies of the movie *Wall-E*.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* [Episode on YouTube]
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* Film on Tubi
* IMDb

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The Atheist Delusion (GAM064)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enright

Eli Bosnick

***The Atheist Delusion*** is the story of Ray Comfort just harassing thousands of people (I imagine) until he found eight inarticulate atheists to interview. So, the part we get to see is RayRay explaining to these eight people how DNA was invented 6000 years ago by a ghost, while I dreamed of cutting his tongue out with Occam's Razor.

### **Opening Phrase:**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because we've actually missed Ray Comfort and we're not sure how we feel about that.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you love stock footage, but you hate logic, you will *love* this movie. I feel like Ray watched the hypnotism scene from *Zoolander* and was like, "I could do that. I'm just gonna switch out the Prime Minister of Japan for Jesus."

### **Best at Being the Worst**

* Eli: use of a Shutterstock account.
* Heath: forgetting to cut the part where Lawrence Krauss makes you look like an idiot.
* Noah: ephemeral homophobia and Islamophobia.

### **Interstitials**

* *The Spider-Man Delusion'* (8:17)
* "Hey fellas, you wanna be in a movie?"(51:24)

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Film on YouTube
* IMDB
Saturday's Warrior (GAM042)

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Saturday's Warrior*** is a musical about the Mormon struggle to (as best as I can tell) foil the evil atheist Illuminati, which appears to be a group of gay teenagers that's trying to control the population size with song, dance, and sodomy. And they fight back!

### **Opening Phrase**

Welcome baaack to the GAMcast
Where each weeeek we will lambast
A bit of Christian cinema
It's as fun as an ice-cold enema
We watch them spout their venom all the tiiime
I'm your hooost Noah Lugeons
But I'm nooot in seclusion
To my left's my buddy Heath Enwright
All sexy bald and erudite
Sir I ask you how are you tonight?
I'm fiiine!

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you saw *Fiddler on the Roof* and you thought "I don't hate this religion enough", well then you are going to love *Saturday's Warrior*. It's *Fiddler on the Roof* meets an anti-abortion clinic-protester—they heard someone inside playing a record of *Fiddler on the Roof* and they were like "I can do that!" and they wrote a musical; plus, they got a really good deal on dry ice.

### **Best Worst**

* Eli: …attractive seductresses. [Heath disagrees.]
* David: …most forgivable if you masturbate to it. [Eli disagrees—it's *Loving the Bad Man*.]
* Noah: ...knowing what the words that they're saying means. [Hari Kari?]

### **Notes**

* Check out David on the old episodes of the *My Book of Mormon* podcast (he retired from the show soon after this episode), or just watch the YouTube video of him reflecting on reading the Book of Mormon cover to cover.
* Based on a 1973 musical written by Douglass Stewart and Lex de Azevedo, this "film" is essentially just a filmed stage production of that… with a *Star Wars*-style scrolling text opening for some reason. A remake was released relatively soon before this review, on 1 April 2016.

### **Jokes**

* [Noah: No, just just the black guy, and he only gets to sing backup. So, now we go—] [David: He has a name. It's Lil' Wayne.] [Eli: It's Pan—] [laughter] [Eli: Yours was funnier.] [Heath: It's Toby.] [more intense laughter] [Noah: Toby.] [laughter] [David: Toby! Toby.] [laughter] [Heath: It's definitely Toby. It's definitely Toby.] [laughter] [Eli: Oh, so many exmo's are listening to this show for the first time. They're so upset!]
* (24:54)
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### **Interstitials**

* David Michael's Sexy Milk-Chocolatey Voice (8:15)
* Creepy Mormon Kids (1:13:12)
* Homoerotic Potential (1:14:02)

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: Emily kept getting miscarried, until she finally got sent to a lesbian couple by accident. The lady with the clipboard got fired.
* Noah: Eventually, Julie found Todd's homoerotic sketchbook, and set out to break Wally's heart yet again.
* Shelley gave up on religion, and like all ex-mormons just got crazy, super, upsettingly, world-shatteringly hot, and then friended me on Facebook; like, whatever, and i'm like go—fuck you Shelley, fuck you. Like, I had a goddamn spam bot over here but your marshmallow-making, slightly damaged— it's fine.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
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* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb