Don Pickler

The Incompetent Narcissist

# **Basic Information**

**Don Pickler** (better known by **The Incompetent Narcissist**) is a supporting character of the Master Raney series in mostly the Instagram videos.

# **Personality**

Don Pickler is an egotistical, socially inept, and incompetent human who claims himself to be the perfect human, when in fact he's really bad at a lot of things.

## **Master Raney vs. Incompetent Narcissist - Instagram**

In the Instagram video of him vs. Master Raney about big words, he claims to know every word, including the longest words and even the 3-hour word that even Raney Kleiner couldn't pronounce, when in fact he couldn't even pronounce "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" correctly, but instead pronounces it as "super-fragilistic-you-know-quite-atrocious".

## **Masternaught vs. Incompetent Narcissist - Instagram**

In the Instagram video of him vs. Masternaught in a basketball game, he claims himself to be the world champion at basketball, which he later fails to make the basketball into the basket and throws the ball very poorly, which Masternaught laughs about in the video and shows Don that he's better than him at basketball.

## **Multispeak vs. Incompetent Narcissist - Instagram**

In the Instagram video of him vs. Multispeak, he claims to know every word in every language, which he fakes words in Japanese and Spanish throughout the video and talks gibberish. Multispeak speaks five different foreign languages correctly and easily outdoes Don at code switching.

## **Miss Teacher vs. Incompetent Narcissist - Instagram**

In the Instagram video of him vs. Miss Teacher, he claims that he skipped all 12 grades in school and graduated from Kindergarten with an Honors Diploma at age 6 and earned 3 Ph.D's by age 7, when in fact he's actually dumber than Homer Simpson, revealing his IQ to be 42, which is 13 points lower than Homer's IQ, also 105 points lower than Miss Teacher's IQ, according to the results upon the challenge Miss Teacher accepted in taking the IQ test to see who's more intelligent. Don also claims himself to be intellectually superior to Mensa International in that video as well as claiming himself to be the world's smartest person who knows absolutely everything.

## **Madmam vs. Incompetent Narcissist - Instagram**

In the Instagram video of him vs. Madmam, he claims that he has the snarkiest, most tactical, and nuclear comebacks strong enough to defeat an authoritarian police officer, authoritarian judge, and even dangerous dictators, when in fact, his comebacks were too weak to defeat Master Vengeance in a verbal combat, which happens the next day and which Madmam does the honor, much to the dismay of Don for losing to Master Vengeance in a verbal combat and Madmam in a competition.

## **Superhuman Raney vs. Incompetent Narcissist - Instagram**

In the Instagram video of him vs. Superhuman Raney, he claims that he can destroy the whole interior design of a house in a flat microsecond, when in fact, he's also inferior to Superhuman Raney because the superhuman can instantaneously destroy the whole cubed design of the house, which happens to be his entitled neighbor's house.

# **Criminal Record**

* **Complicity**: Don the Incompetent Narcissist was shown in the Instagram video of himself vs. Superhuman Raney being complicit by encouraging Superhuman Raney to destroy his entitled neighbor's house

# **Trivia**

* Don Pickler claims he can pronounce big words correctly, when in fact, he mispronounces "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" by pronouncing it as "super fragilistic you know quite atrocious"
* Don Pickler was dazzled when Master Raney pronounced "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" and that 3-hour, 189,819-letter long word, which the clip of Master Raney saying the long word was cut by a "3 hours later" timecard due to Raney Kleiner's inability in real life to pronounce the full word
* Don Pickler was in a basketball competition with Masternaught and easily lost, even after the fact that he claimed himself as the world champion of basketball
* Don Pickler claimed that he knows every word in every language in the Instagram video, where he was in a verbal combat with Multispeak, but lost to him so easily due to his incompetence and Multispeak's advanced skill at code switching
* Don Pickler was in an IQ Test competition with Miss Teacher in the Instagram video where he claimed himself as the world's smartest person and that he's superior to the Mensa International
* In the Instagram video, Don's true Intelligence Quotient (IQ) was revealed to be 42 in spite of his claim of knowing everything, then claims to have an IQ of over a million, which is clearly impossible, making his egotism more obvious
* In the Instagram video, Don was proven not to be imperturbable to Master Vengeance after claiming to have the snarkiest comebacks
* In the Instagram video, Don claims to be powerful enough to destroy an interior design in a microsecond, which is still inferior to Superhuman Raney's destructive power in that instance