Websites

The Useless Web brings you to many weird and useless websites, AND WE MEAN MANY! The websites are listed here if you are interested.

*(You will need support for Ruffle or Adobe Flash Player (version 32.0.0.371 or earlier; do NOT enable updates) and a flash-enabled browser (like Pale Moon or Waterfox Classic) if you are using the Adobe Flash Player plugin for some of these)*

*(If you want to look for a specific page, it is recommended to press Ctrl+F.)*

## HTML5 Websites

These websites do not require Ruffle/Adobe Flash Player. Those who fail to play the video, right-click, press Show All Controls, and press play. You will have to right-click again and press on Show All Controls.

* Scroll-o-Meter
* Flowpaper
* Chihuahua Spin
* Strobe Illusion
* Pug in a Rug
* Startle the fish
* Rank Fight
* Flying Opera Pigs
* Please donate
* OMFGDOGS
* OMFGCATS
* Ouais mais bon
* Staggering beauty
* HEEEEEEEY
* HOOOOOOO
* That's the finger
* Pick Who Lives
* Build Shruggie
* Partridge gets lucky
* B.A.B.
* Short Trip
* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP
* Bullseye
* Koalas to the max
* BEES BEES BEES
* Everyday I'm Hustlin'
* GRANDPANOCLOTHES
* I has a bucket
* Ninja flex
* Paranoid Turnaround
* Agitated Chicken
* Blue ball machine
* Pointer Pointer
* Random colour
* Will the future be awesome?
* Endless horse
* Secure endless horse
* Salmon of capistrano
* I'm a ninja
* Homo Noosphericus
* Hot Doom
* Is my computer on?
* Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?
* wwwdotcom
* I am awesome
* Sketchy Website
* AstroHamster
* Corn dog on corn dog
* Space Is Cool
* WUT DA FUK
* Corgi orgy
* Unicode snowman
* tr-8r
* Sticky Thing
* Boingy
* Have You Ever Been Lonely
* external
* Feed Derpy
* I can't sleep
* Potato around my room
* This person does not exist
* You got rickrolled!
* Zoom blur
* Beach balls
* Ball Pool
* Spin Painter
* 3D Waveform
* Water
* Voxels liquid
* Checkbox Painter
* Clouds
* Water Type
* Fire
* Water Remix
* Multiuser Sketchpad
* ROBO-BOOGIE
* Picard Loves the Cake Song
* Elastic Face
* Choir
* Barfus
* Character Soup
* Pimples
* Minions Translator
* HA-HA
* Blob Opera
* pls pet doge
* Drama Button
* Hiyoooo!
* Rocks
* Texter - Draw with Words
* Bongo Cat
* Talk Obama To Me
* Cameron's World
* Angeling Around
* Master of the Eclipse
* NoseFuck
* The Restart Page
* Idletable
* Google Space
* Google Gravity
* Infinite cursors
* Tiny tuba
* h1ghf1ve
* emojitracker
* Moments of Happiness
* Plasma Globe
* Lava Lamp
* Potato Song
* Jackson Pollock
* Watch grass grow
* There is no need to be upset
* egg
* Flying Frying
* The Pigeon
* Text Particles
* Click the Colour and Not the Word
* Squishy Earth
* QWOP
* Noice
* The cosmic microwave background
* Yeah lemons
* Patience is a virtue
* Cut bread
* happy happy hardcore
* Quaternion Monkeys
* Ovoid
* visualEYEzer
* Random Error
* Date Clock
* DEATH BY GLAMOR
* What?
* Every Second
* Inception Button
* PageLoad
* Pacman
* Ten cents
* Crouton
* Genetic Cars
* Bouncing DVD logo
* Eye
* Infinite Frogs
* Minecraft Stal
* Chinese Flame Dragon
* White trash
* dragon
* Is it white
* Hunt your poop around
* Badger badger badger
* Pixels fighting
* Noot noot
* yes for sure
* Weave Silk
* Windows 93
* Thisissand
* On and Off
* Danzorz
* Broken Self
* Fatal to the Flesh
* Crapola
* physicSketch
* Please like
* Poop on Trump
* Hardcore prawn lawn
* Mango
* PaP
* OMG LASER GUNS PEW PEW PEW
* Poop bike
* Push Donald Trump Off A Cliff Again!
* In Peach Donald Trump!
* Can't not tweet this
* Logos From Memory
* Parry Gripp
* Real human being?
* Move now think later
* Where is the red?
* Secrets for nicotine
* Color Flip
* Puns
* It will never be the same
* Jello Time
* Broof
* Gentle Brain
* FFFFidget
* Smash The Walls
* Popcorn Painting
* Don't Pop It
* Bury me with my money
* Big Long Now
* Please Touch Me
* What do I need
* Falling falling
* Trying trying
* RRRGGGBBB
* CCCMMMYYYKKK
* r33b
* CAT BOUNCE
* Paper Toilet
* Leek spin
* Cold Void
* Shapes Mania
* I want coronavirus
* Ocean Network
* dogs
* Sometimes red sometimes blue
* Make it rain!
* Pointless button
* Infinite Wacky Waving
* BitListen
* Hitler Having A Blast
* A Very Lucky Ball
* Dan Dan Dan
* Conga!
* IE 6
* Why was he sad
* Website Merger
* Soundclot
* ZIM Keyboard
* Wowa
* Coin
* Keys
* Great Big Nothing
* Something
* Just Shower Thoughts
* Slap Kirk
* Winkyface
* Black Blob
* My Bear Love
* Is it Christmas
* HECTORSALMANCA
* Opposite of poop
* Tunnel Snakes
* Chicken on a raft
* You are an idiot
* Shtuff
* Nulling the void
* It is a mystery
* Hybrid Moment
* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOING
* Watermelon duck
* Ouija Board
* World's Dumbest Game
* Click to remove
* Le Duchamp
* Much better than this
* Skull Trumpet
* Colin's giraffe
* Zippy Frog
* Trololololololololololo
* Cache monet
* Zombo.com
* Sad for Japan
* Electric boogie woogie
* Aesthetic Echo
* Tearable Cloth
* Into time
* Trash Loop
* Chris Mckenzie
* Winning Solitaire
* Eel Slap
* Deep Black Hole
* Hestia Dance
* Lacquer Lacquer
* End of the Internet
* Ouija Board Online

## Flash Websites

You will need Ruffle or a flash-enabled browser and the Adobe Flash Player to use these websites. If they use AS3, they may be unusable. The AS3 websites are in a separate category. If you are using a flash-enabled browser and the Adobe Flash Player, all of these should function as intended. If it is non-functional, you can decomplicate the flash files.

* Boneless Girl
* Man in the dark
* RIDDLY DIDDLY
* Emergency Yodel
* Gnome Party
* Let Me Sleep
* Interactive Triangulation
* Ouais Mais Bon (original)
* Flaming Log
* Flaming Cursor
* More Darkness
* 25 minutes to go
* Obmoz.com
* Zombo.com (original)
* Unlike The Rest
* Hristu
* HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
* Virtual Stapler
* Marvellous Breadfish
* iPollock
* Ringing telephone
* Nulling the void (original)
* The end of reason
* Levers
* The Ganzfeld
* Ball
* Nekro Misantrop
* All I Can Do Is
* Magic Talking Card!
* Only Nothing
* Boxspin

### Functional but broken on Ruffle (no AS3)

* Roxik
* Feed the head
* Future Physics

### AS3 (fully functional on Ruffle)

* Tom's Dog
* Fanfare
* Tossing Turning
* Puppy Twister
* Acrobots

### AS3 (functional but broken on Ruffle)

* I love you like a fat lady loves apples
* taghua
* Another day, another word
* Closed Shut

### AS3 (non-functional on Ruffle)

* The Persistence of Sadness
* Meow Mania
* Windosill (demo)
* From The Dark Past

## Expired Websites

These are websites that used to be a part of the useless web but expired. They have been archived.

* sanger.dk
* Dogs are the most moe
* Ducks are the best
* paint him blue
* The short answer
* Bacon sizzling

## Defunct Websites

These websites are defunct and have not been archived properly, if at all.

* Drunk Ron Swanson
* OOOOIII
* IIIIIIII
* LALALAA
* Giant Bat Farts
* Ninjas Cutting Onions (partially defunct)
* Magikarp Space
* Electro Swing
* Air Frais (Fresh Air)

## To Be Sorted

Please put useless websites here if you don't know where to put them.

## Extra info

In total; the website can take you to 86 useless and weird websites. Click any of those links to see how useless they really are.

## Links

If you want some more useless websites, go to these websites:

* Pointless Sites
* Pointless
* The Useless Web
* The Useless Web #2
* Another Useless Website
* Take Useless Website
* Bored Button
* Mr. Doob
* New Rafael
* Neal
* Best Useless Websites
* The Useless Web Index

## Notices

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Epilepsy warning
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 Partially NSFW
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Video will sometimes fail to play
4. ↑ NSFW (18+)
5. ↑ Better with sounds enabled