Extremely Unusual Troubles

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**Extremely Unusual Troubles** is the ninth video of the Unusual Troubles Series.

## Summary

American Boot, Time Bending Scout and Heavy Phone get scattered throughout different time periods, the Master Cake notices this and tries to stop them from changing the timeline.

## Plot

A BLU Engineer was just minding his own business reading a magazine, RED Spy notices the Engineer and decides to play a prank on him. After disguising as a Dispenser, Spy tells the engie to "seduce" him. The Engineer attempts to hit him with his wrench, but Spy denies him access and decides to teach him how to use a dispenser the right way. Doing a sexual dance-off.

American Boot had watched the entire scene through his binoculars. He calls up RED Medic to tell him what the Engineer is doing, and asks him to call again later in order to hear more. Medic, however, denies the request as he has some work he needs to do. Medic takes some good stuff out of his cabinet, he then puts a PDA inside a bucket and sprinkles in some good stuff. RED Scout is revived, and thanks Medic before using a table to break the window and exit. The table kills the RED Pyro playing with fidget spinners outside.

Scout starts walking around Lumberyard, celebrating being alive while singing All Star. He then, however, walks onto American Boot and RED Heavy's giant chessboard. Heavy shuts Scout up by throwing a sandwich at him, and Soldier tells him to leave so they can finish their game. Heavy tells Scout to go ask his mom to make a sandwich for him, then the Heavy and American Boot begin laughing. The insult pissed off Scout, and he refuses to leave and sits on top of one of the chess pieces. In order to get rid of Scout, Soldier wakes up a sleeping RED Demoman on one of his giant chess pieces and tells him that Scout hates Black Men. Demoman gets angry, and charges at Scout, sending him flying past RED Medic and the RED Engineer who was turned to stone. The Demoman also allowed Soldiers to get checkmate with his charge.

Scout then crash-landed onto the sentry, destroying it. Spy, who was sleeping with the Engineer as a Dispenser in order to not get shot by the Sentry, undisguised himself, and shot Engie in the head. Spy thanks Scout for finally freeing him from his sexual prison. American Boot then comes over and begins spinning a rocket in his crotch and sings You Spin Me Round. Spy slaps Soldier back to his senses and asks him "What the f\*ck, Soldier?" As they are transported to "Who wants to be a millionaire?" Soldier chooses Painis as a final answer and ends up winning, earning him some money. Spy challenges Soldier to a game of poker, in which Spy easily wins, earning him back the money he gave Soldier. The two begin to play even more challenges for the money until Heavy Phone shows up to kill them in his newly-built robot armor.

The RED team have a difficult fight and are about to lose so Scout tries to use his time bending powers, but the Heavy Phone bites his clock. The bite opens a time portal and sends them all to different periods of time chronologically in the STBlackST universe.

Soldier is sent back in time to Spy's a Troublemaker. He then gets the idea to prevent any of the RPG battles from happening by killing all of the people who make it happen in the first place. He shoots the Demoman who steals his foot, Merasmus, and especially the BLU Spy disguised as a Red Archimedes. Unknown to Soldier, however, his attempts at reform will not go unnoticed. The Space Cakes, have noticed him kill their Spy. To prevent changes in the timeline, the cakes decide to take action and begin arming their Cake Engineers.

The army arrives, surrounding Soldier in every direction. Soldier prepares to fight, but then a future version of himself arrives, telling him to come with him if he wants to live. Before he can make a decision, the movie ends with a "To be continued".

BLU Engineer from Extraordinary Weekend is unpleased with the hiatus. Engineer changes the channel to Dance with your Painis. The post credits scene show Death Machine exiting RED Engineer's reality warping toolbox.

## Characters

* BLU Engineer
* Baguette Master
* American Boot
* RED Medic
* Haunted Pyro with Duck Head (Cameo)
* Time Bending Scout
* RED Pyro
* RED Heavy
* RED Demoman
* RED Engineer
* Heavy Phone
* Merasmus
* BLU Spy (Disguised as Baguette Master)
* Master Cake
* Future Soldier