Pretend I Was Never This Smug

*Pretend I Was Never This Smug* is the tenth episode of *Survivor: Alaska*.

* Gameplay
* Confessionals

## Challenges

**Immunity Challenge:** "Color Method" Link: https://color.method.ac/
The castaways go through four rounds of finding five specific colors each. It goes from simple hue, to saturation, then two opposites and etc. The person with the highest average will win immunity.

Winner(s): Linus (Immunity)

## Tribal Council

### Voting Confessionals

I don’t think they realized that if they just were patient and maybe compromised and took out Dani, then Bartley then they could have made there move at 7 and me Malik and Kamen would have had 0 idea but you wanted to make a divide to run the game and you just didn’t execute it as well as you believe, if you idol hopefully it’s not me but, if you don’t idol, good riddance!

## Day 28

But i beat my placement 😍

I should absolutely not still be in this game but im like 3 people away from tying my placement which feels doable in my current state
losing hoola is not fantastic but i am hoping that i can move past this

Other than the fact that I am much screwed now

IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF
I’m sure that I had nothing to do with it but I worked my ass off to make this happen and it did so I’m gonna pay myself on the back!!
The outcome wasnt the ideal scenario however it was a positive outcome!!! One of the four is gone...they’re most expendable member but hey it’s better than nothing!!
This next vote will be tough
Bartley will want Linus
They will probably idol Linus cause they’re idiots

Bartley was super sketchy
And made it very apparent he was considering writing me
So .??
Idk that’s awkward
At this point we just have to make a plan keep it secret and roll
If they idol, hopefully they miss

## Day 29

who even needs them
why are they so coloury
fuck the fucking fuck colours
fuck them all
specifically fuck that red orange one
fuck it
and fuck that weird purpley pink colour
fuck it
i hate them
theyre bastards
the worst fucking colours
we should just get rid of them

it's all just been piling up
and fucking colours
colours are what is pushing me over the fucking edge
FUCK THESE COLOURS
FUCK EVERYONE THAT VOTED FOR ME
like fucking hell can people stop doing that
i am merely just trying to vibe
just wanna play blackjack
and fish
and these people are like haha no
can we just not do that
please
dear god
im not that shit at colours
it
i got like 9
whic is better than 6
but u cant tell people ur actual score this early or theyre gonna just be motivated to beat u
hm
big brain
fuck these people
im not evn gonna win this
fuck the colours
i just wannavote more people out
can we just go straight to tribal
no ones immune
thats just fun
why couldnt adam have left
now hes just gonna stay in the fucking game
because every single person in this game could beat him at the end
and we all fucking know it
and now
im just gonna have to put up with his shit
and i dont want to
i just do not wish to deal with that man
im still mad ab malik voting me again
and hes like haha but it was to protect u from rocks
like ya
thanks for playing fucking games with my life
wtf
its just rude
leave me alone
leave chloe alone challenge
and then dani be sending me cryin emojis like im so sorry
and i be lik e
rude
just rude
but i cant say this shti
because everyone knows im arguing with adam
and i dont want to be the villain this season
and just like arguing with half the cast
but they make it so hard not to argue with them
fuckin bartley talkin shit ab wantin to work w me and then fuckin votin me
fuckin bullshit
fuck them
this confessional has really just became not pg 13 real qick
will my nightmare ever end
i just need to like lay low
its fine i can do that
everyone knows like linus and eliabeth are big threats its fine
but so is fuckin bartley and malik
so
how do i convince someone to vote malik or some shit
i just wanna take adam down
i was so concerned about maliks relationship w elizabeth but idk
malik needs to go hes just too connected
maybe nows the time
sorry
i feel like this was an adventure for all of us
this was very much a start typing and see what comes onto the keyboard scenario
i hope you enjoyed

I’m still so confused about the whole swearing in my brother thing
Like I know it was from hoola
But it was part of convo about siblings and I was like to this is how serious I am
I don’t think it’s a dirty thing if you stick to what your swearing about
Which was get me to 6, your name won’t ever go on me parchment
Granted this was all before Dani committed
I just tried to bring out my inner lion and do my best Anthony Douglas the poutine Papi himself and just talk up how awesome this would be and how she would be a legend
But hoola was giving her position in there 5 away so he help the cause
This color thing is tough
And it’s not even like the colors that’s tough
We gotta match four? They all are so touchy
I’m hoping Bartley pulls out a W
Actually
KO
No
I wanna win first off
Then Dani
Then chloe
Then maybe Malik
Then Elizabeth
Then maybe Bartley and then Linus
and then if you backwards that
I think that’s my threat rankings
Linus
Bartley
Elizabeth
Malik
Chloe
Dani going to the end with me
She did this for her game but it was also for me and I’m a loyal ass hoe

While I wish either Linus or Elizabeth drew the rock, I’m actually thinking Hoola might benefit my game.
We’ve got the original Denali divided, so I think whatever Dani and I want to do next is up to us.

he rlly want me to work with malik
nd i just
no

I’m not color blind
But I might as well be
I don’t see why they would target me anyway cause hoola literally said I’m dirt so they’re gonna think I’m somebody they would like to set next to if not chloe

Just hopefully I’m not the victim of the double play
Nobody talking game with me
I’m what you would call a lone wolf

## Day 30

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Like as soon as I told him I had it I regretted it
Oh well

You have an idol
And you wanted us to play one
GAH BAG
love her though

Bc next round is the most likely round for somebody to be advantaged out
So I wanna save my idol for taht if possible

Don’t come for meeeeeeeee

can we just vote adam pls nd thank u
everyone wanna tell me why they dont wanna do adam nd i wanna go for a smoke but my phone aint workin so i fuckin cant
ugh
get me into bed NOW
fuck this
im literally fucking going
and im so mad
fuck adam
theyve worn me down
i need a nap
and vodka

why is linus now bein like hey maybe we did do adam
what did u learn
what led you to this
why
what is going on

twogames in row
thats okay
cause Final 5 bout to be something else
so
let linus win this
chloe will get 6th
its fine
OOf i said a bad word without even thinking
fuck me
that was ugly

### Trivia

* The episode title was said by Linus.