Cream Cheese

Cream Cheese played in Myka's VideORG Games: Rainbow Road where he made the final tribal council and placed 3rd after receiving no votes. Cream Cheese also won the Underdog of the Season award. He was invited back to All Stars where he was voted out at the F13 tribal council as the last premerger.

## Contestant Career

### Tribes

Mario Circuit Tribe, Wario Colosseum TribeHollywood, Moscow, Holland

## Rainbow Road Player Profile

**1.) What is the most important thing or things that people should know about you?**

it’s Q1, and I’m already struggling to come up with an answer. Well, my names Brian, I am 15, and I am from the fun place known as New Jersey. The taxes are high, the people are high, and the ORG rep known as CC will be placing high (high as in like fair into the game, not the highest number). I may be young, but that should lead to me being underestimated which is ideal. I have played 2 ORGs and 2 speeds before, and I am very consistent. I have gotten 2nd every single time. In my first attempt, a now swap premerge led to a vey climactic 5-5 merge with three idols, and idol nullifier, and a steal a vote being played (there was an auction beforehand ). My side lost and it was looking dim until I changed the game and convinced someone to flip and pretty much ruin their chances of winning. I then hit a tiny rough patch but I picked myself up and got myself to the end while winning 4/8 individual immunities. I had a real shot at winning, but I botched my FTC horribly, and lost the vote of 2 people who came in voting for me. I lost in a 5-2 vote. My next ORG, I was looking for redemption and I almost pulled it off. I complete and utterly ran the game, being on the wrong side of only one vote due to an idol play. I found two idols, none of which I needed and I found myself at the F4. Me and my tribe mates had an agreement, where we would all vote out this one guy who wanted to be on the jury. It was an endurance FIC, so I said why waste our time when we can just choose to give immunity to someone and move on with our days. Everyone publicly agreed to give it to me, but nothing officially happened. When I asked if it was happening, I came off as super arrogant, cocky and self righteous, and it cost me the game. So anyway, I won the FIC and found myself in the F3 looking to win. One of the finalists who didn’t like me and had voted for me 4 times during the game, decided to not talk about his game, and instead just spend FTC personally attacking me for being arrogant.

They pretty much kamikaze’d me at FTC, as shortly after they quit the game. I ended up losing in a 4-3 vote to someone who didn’t do like anything in the game, because I was unlikable. So tht wasn’t my best experience. But I plan to work hard this ORG to hide my overconfidence, and overall be more likable! (I also got 2nd in two speeds, the first because the jury considered me a goat of someone I voted off, and another Becuase I made all of my decisions using tatsu bot, even though I pulled it off). So yeah that’s a quick about me that shows off my ORG history, and this time I’m gonna show FTC who is boss!

Holy fuck, i typed a lot

I will not go overboard like that on my future questions I don’t usually like to type that much lma

TLDR: I got 2nd a bunch, and i’ma change that

**2.) Why should specs pick YOU in their draft?**

you guys should pick me as your draft pick, because I have an amazing ability to keep myself alive in the game. I have not once been voted out of an ORG/speed. I’m great at adapting to situations. I don’t have a set strategy, my strategy is what fits me best based on the circumstances in the game. I believe I have worked out many of my flaws in this game, both mechanically and personally, and I am confident I have what it takes to get far, and being the dubski home

**3.) If you win this game, what would be the biggest reason why?**

if I win this season, it’ll be Because I am underestimated. By the time they see me as a threat it’s gonna be too late. In the two ORGs and two speeds I have participated in, I have won the final 2 immunities in each one. I subtly take out the people I see as challenge threats, and then I win all the challenges. I’m gonna win becuase I know what I need to do to win.

**4.) If you don’t win this game, what would be the reason why?**

FTC

## Twisted Metal All Stars Player Profile

**1.) How do you feel being named an all-star? What is your motivation this season? What makes you an all-star?**

Two words. Fuck. Yeah. I'm hyped to be considered an all star, especially in this series. There are a ton of high caliber players here and to be included with them? I love it. It feels great to be an all star, and I'm honored. I'm hyped for the season too.

I have so much motivation this season, and there are many reasons I have that motivation. First off, as I said in my first answer, this is an amazing cast. Everyone is great at this game. I feel like one of the worst players on this cast, and I'm motivated as hell to prove myself. I want to win a season, and I'd be excited for it to be on as big of a season as this. Which brings me to my second point. I want to **WIN.** I am hungry as shit for that W. That'll always be reason numero uno.

Tbh I'm not sure, that's a question for Myka. I think there's a few reasons I could be considered an all star. First off, I think I played a pretty good game. I made FTC. Granted, I didn't get any votes, but Shaw pretty much did what I did, but better, so I never stood a chance against him. But I think against some other people, I could've snagged a few votes. So I'm a decent player I'd like to say. I also think I'm partially interesting. My name is Cream fucking Cheese, I can't be *that* boring. So that's something I guess. I think most importantly, is that I'm driven (in ORGs, I put little to no effort in anything else in life). I'm here to WIN. I'll do whatever it takes to become a winner. And that's why my fellow castaways gotta watch the hell out for little ol' Cream Cheese, because I'm coming with FIRE in my heart. I'm ready to pull the wool over everybody's eyes, casually walk my way to the victory, and maybe grab a few drinks on the way.

**2.) Which all star are you most excited to play with? Which all star are you most concerned/threatened/tentative about?**

**3.) If you win the season, how are you going to accomplish it?**

Probably with my charming smile, my wicked looks, and some sketchy side deals that leave me $200 in-debt.

**4.) If you don’t win the season, what would be the most likely reason?**

Probably my horrible social game. Talking to people is hard. "How's your day?" my ass. Neither of us care about either of our days. Let's just talk about something more important, like the vote or the Stock Crash of 2008. In fact, this small little blurb is a perfect example of why my social game is horrible.

Also this is kinda random but relating to social game I guess, I have a preset amount of sarcastic statements when there is awkward silence. Such as...

You see the big game last night?

Crazy weather we're having, don't you think?

Gas prices, am I right?

Those stocks have been crazy lately...

I might have to use those questions as icebreakers this season

## Character Ranking

**Season Character Rankings:**

**S3: 5. Cream Cheese**

*Oh man, where do I start with my buddy Cream Cheese. First off, a fifth place character that wasn't a winner? Sacrilege! Oh well, I guess the curse must be broken eventually. Cream Cheese did make the end though! Unfortunately, along the way he made some pretty frustrating strategic decisions that hurt his rankings here. Now, Cream Cheese was one of the potential villains of the season, because he did stab some people in the back. But it seemed he did it in such an, I don't know, poor way? Like, Cream Cheese at one point had a real shot at winning! But then he blindisded all the people he could beat and kept in all the people he couldn't. There was even debate whether he should have gotten worst move at times. Cream Cheese had opportunities to take over the game and never seized them. But, I can say with full confidence that he is an incredibly entertaining and engaging character that I loved having on the season. Just don't ask him to make strategic decisions.*

**S6: 16. Cream Cheese 2.0**

*The man nearly made merge, and that is nothing to sneeze at. It definitely helped he had a Hollywood majority on second swap, but that also became his downfall. He played a solid game, and was very social and well liked by many on the cast even if he denies his ability to be strong socially. So what bumps him down? Well, he was really busy this season. And him being busy lead to some helter skelter confessionals that did not help him develop the character that he was known for in season 3. Many times, we saw that character come out and the OTT CC was visible. But other times he was MIA for entire episode chunks. And that inconsistency hurt him in the rankings. But man, how different could this season have been if they kept him to the merge? We will never know.*

**S3 All Players Rankings: 15. Cream Cheese**
Cream Cheese, my friend, you made it to the end. But don't let that fool you. Perhaps you make it to the end all the time because no one actually thinks you could win? And after watching this game unfold, I can see why.

## Stats

 Days Played
 Votes Against
 Individual Immunity Wins
 Idols Found
 Advantages Found
 Votes Negated

## Trivia

* Cream Cheese's S6 Starter Car was the Auger Car