Quasimoto (Earth-30)

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 What do you mean that Quasi can't come, Hendrix?! Are you crazy?! We find out that werewolves and Nuketown exists and you want to tell the one guy who has been telling you this stuff exists that he can't come?! Are you insane?! **It's the four-foot assassin with the roughneck business!**
—Tarantula[src]
The alien four-foot assassin with the roughneck business **Lord Quasimoto** is known as a private detective and superhero. Born on the planet of Mix to the Mixian Royal Family, Quasi would leave Mix after becoming bored with politics and wanting to become independent. He arrived on Earth in the mid-90s and worked at Uncle Fern's Record Shop in Las Vegas until he was recruited by Hendrix Shays to join Dawn FM after helping him on a case of stolen vinyl records. He agreed and became known to the world as Lord Quasi.

With Dawn FM, Quasi would have many adventures and even help Hooligans fight villains such as Madame Hydra, Calypso, Sin Eater, and most notorious among them, Quasi's archenemy, MF Doom. While combating villains, Quasi also slowly becomes great friends with Hooligans and even begins taking his own P.I. cases while working for Dawn FM. However, he does it pro bono because he doesn't need money.

Recently, Quasi would return to Vegas with Hooligans and Dawn FM but ended up hanging out with Shay more. The two would go on minor adventures as superheroes and civilians, but Quasi primarily returned to his life as a radio station host. However, after Hendrix declared that Dawn FM was going to investigate Dynamics Industries, Quasi began to track Monica Eden with the help of Shay out of fear of what could happen if Monica gained too much power.

## History

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## Attributes

### Powers

**Unique Physiology:** As a result of being born on Planet Mix, Quasi has a highly unique and unnatural physiology that isn't matched by anything in any of the databases on Earth. With this limited knowledge, what Quasi can do is wholly unknown outside of what he has shown. However, he has told Shay that all his abilities are his only ones and that he cannot do anything else. When his blood was tested by Alexis May, she revealed that Quasi's blood wasn't human blood but a strange blue liquid that did pass most of the tests she ran, but everyone's confusion only grew more whenever Quasi's blood could heal wounds. Quasi himself didn't know it could do that either, but regardless, he knew pretty much everything else Alexis went on to list.

* **The Unseen:** Quasi's primary ability is invisibility. Whenever he feels like it, he can become invisible and intangible and move freely between objects and people without being seen. Another addition to this ability is that he can teleport freely while in his form. However, he can only teleport to places he has been. Therefore, he cannot teleport anywhere but only to locations he has been to at one point in his life.
* **Isolated Matter Manipulation:** When Quasi traveled through the cosmos with a book called Mona Lisa Overdrive, it turned into a literal brick when he arrived on Earth. He eventually discovered that he could manipulate and change the properties of the brick to become whatever it is he wanted it to be within reason. He can turn it into a sword, knife, signature car, and a functioning speaker/boombox. However, he cannot manipulate anything else around him, only the brick.
* **Enhanced Natural Abilities:** A product of being born on Planet Mix, Quasi is more durable than those around him as he survived the rigors of cosmic travel and is seemingly strong as he lifted a couch over his head with no signs of strain when moving into his loft. While he is not immortal, he is ageless but can be killed by his ultimate weakness.

### Abilities

* **Disc Jockey Master:** Quasi is a highly gifted disc jockey, spinning records since the mid-2000s. He is incredible and will most often freestyle beats on the fly without needing any special equipment outside of two turntables and two vinyl records. His abilities are so fine-tuned that he even won a couple of competitions in Vegas and became known as "Spin Master" by the local hip-hop community. He even produced a couple of records for rappers from Vegas by way of his disc jockey skills.

* **Wu-Tang Fighter:** While not a master, Quasi is a highly skilled fighter taught Shaolin and Wu-Tang fighting styles by friends he made in China. His skills rival that of some of the best fighters in the world as he swiftly dispatched Hendrix during a sparring session and even fought 30-Jade Dragon to a stand-still which shocked Shay as he struggled to land a single punch on her. However, Quasi doesn't like to fight often and will use his abilities before physically fighting someone, as he doesn't want to hurt anyone, even if he is known as the "Four-Foot Assassin."

### Weaknesses

* **Gold:** The ultimate and only weakness of Quasi is the element of gold. It is poisonous to Quasi as it can and will slowly kill him with the more exposure he is subjected to. If someone is wearing gold, they can see Quasi using his Unseen ability, and if he is wrapped or encased in gold, he will very quickly begin to die. For some reason, all Mixians suffer from the same weakness.

## Paraphernalia

### Equipment

* '*Mona Lisa Overdrive Brick:*: When Quasi traveled the cosmos to Earth, he was given an Earth book called Mona Lisa Overdrive, and when he finally did get to Earth, the book turned into a brick, and Quasi was granted superhuman abilities. After learning that he could manipulate the brick's properties, Quasi always leaves home with it.

## Notes

* Quasimoto (Earth-30), and by extension, Donuts exist outside of mainstream Marvel Universe continuity. Themselves, their stories, and other characters are unrelated and not connected to the Marvel Multiverse and exist within solely within The Donuts Multiverse.

## Trivia

* Quasi has become the unofficial/official mascot of the Donuts Universe and, by extension, The Donuts Multiverse. His mascot-dom is due to everyone loving the character.
* Quasi was created as a joke by Morpheus, who became fascinated with the Madlib persona in 2016. Since then, he had been attempting to find a way to make Quasi, and thus, Quasi was born. While initially a joke, Morpheus went on to flesh him out and ended up loving him.
* While Morpheus has stated that Shay is essentially himself, he claims that Quasi is truly him if he was in a universe.
* There is an ungodly deep love for this character across all Wiki/Discord admins, and nobody can fully explain why.
* Quasi specifically smoke Newport Menthols.
* Shay is Quasi's best friend and vice versa. They are often seen hanging out whenever Shay is in Vegas, and Quasi sometimes goes with Shay to class by sneaking into his backpack.
* Ren stated that Quasi's fur is almost suede-like, and Quasi expressed that he uses a specific shampoo only made in Kyoto to wash.
* Quasi hilariously looks like a Golden Retriever when Quasi lets his fur grow.
* Quasi's favorite show is Adventure Time; he often watches it with Shay.
* Bernard is **wildly** perplexed by Quasi's existence as he states, "It just doesn't make any sense."
* When Ford first met Quasi, he freaked out and threw a book at him. He would later apologize, and Quasi just handed him the book back.
* Jennifer Daniels has met Quasi once but proceeded to pet him as she thought he was a dog, but when Quasi made a human noise out of confusion, Jennifer quickly screamed.
* Quasi's favorite album is J Dilla's Donuts, ironically.
* Quasi always liked Jane more than Alexis.
* Quasi helped start Shay's CD collection by giving him a J Dilla Donuts CD.
* Quasi named his radio station Mona Lisa Overdrive after the book of the same name, as it was what he had with him when he traveled the cosmos. Sadly the book turned into the brick he could manipulate.
* Quasi's fur isn't his skin. It's just an extension of himself, and it has pockets.

## See Also

* 1 appearance(s) of Quasimoto (Earth-30)
* 1 image(s) of Quasimoto (Earth-30)

## Links and References

### References

1. ↑ Hooligans One Shot #1
2. ↑ A Day at The Races
3. ↑ Sin-City
4. ↑ The Time We Faced Doom
5. ↑ I Might Be Wrong
6. ↑ Hooligans (Vol. 4) #1