Winnie the Vorsitzender

**Hans Adolf Winfried** (April 20 1900 –), known most famously as **"Winnie The Vorsitzender"**, is the leader of the Hundred Acre Germany, a foot soldier in World War I and a sergeant with the German *Schutzstaffel* during World War II. He is considered the best soldier of the wars, being officially credited with 68 victories.

Originally a craftsman, Winfried enlisted himself in 1915, becoming one of the first members of Strudel Team Steinstaffel 420. He quickly distinguished himself as a soldier, and during 1917 became leader of Steinstaffel 420. By 1918, Winfried was regarded as a national hero in Germany for killing his enemies ruthlessly, and respected by his enemies.

After years of doing his passion, art, Winfried enlisted in the Schutzstaffel on December 1st 1938. He would be promoted to SS-Unterscharführer by 1944 and would go in Operation Ruxpin. There has been considerable discussion and debate regarding aspects of his career, especially the circumstances of his attacks.

## early history

Hans Adolf Winfried was born in Berlin, Germany on April 20th 1900 into a prominent Prussian aristocratic family. His father was Major Dietrich Hans Karl Hans von Winfried and his mother was Adele von Harberg. He had an elder brother named Heinrich.

When he was fourteen years old, Winfried moved with his family to nearby Die Hundert Hektar Deutschland (now The Hundred Acre Germany). He enjoyed painting and hunting as well as shooting his gun randomly in the woods. He and his brother, Heinrich, and friend, Gunter Holnscher, hunted wild bears, pigs, rabbits, and owls.

When World War I began, Winfried served as a foot soldier on both the Eastern and Western Fronts, seeing action in Russia, France, and Belgium. With the advent of trench warfare, disappointed and bored at not being able to directly participate in combat, the last straw for Winfried was running across the battlefield wearing a gas mask and five sets of protective gear. He applied for a transfer to Strudel Team Steinstaffel 420 (German Stone Squad 420), later to be known as the Winfried Winners. He is supposed to have written in his application for flame thrower operator, "I SHALL KILL EVERYONE IN MY WAY." In spite of this unbelievable attitude, and to his own surprise, his request was granted. Winfried was given a flame thrower at the end of 1916.

After the war, Winfried retired from the military and started to paint.

Winfried enlisted in the Schutzstaffel in 1938, but not much is known about his antics until he was offered a place in Operation Ruxpin, an operation using German science for consciousness-transplants for assassination purposes. Winfried accepted, and two years later in 1945, his consciousness was put into a fat yellow teddy bear. Winfried was found by Russian soldiers in the ruins of Berlin and kept by Stalin as a victory trophy.

Winfried would spend years living in Stalin's living room, where he would eat all of Stalin's strudels. He killed Stalin in 1953, and the Soviets would keep the murder hidden from the public.

Winfried met up with several other Ruxpin members on his way to The Hundred Acre Germany, including SS-Obersturmführer Dietrich Piggellein. They all finally made it to The Hundred Acre Germany and built homes within the trees. WInfried dubbed himself Winnie The Vorsitzender and became the leader.

## appearance

### human

Winfried was a ripped blond haired blue eyed man.