C3 Life Advice Index

## Explanation

In early April of 2022, C3 resident (Jayson)#6958 decided to bestow his elderly knowledge to the young population of Chatroom 3. Eventually, this gained traction with the people of C3, and thus every canon piece of Life Advice has been catalogued here in chronological order.

Life Advice given by other users besides Jayson will have said user's Discord tag credited beneath.

This list is accurate as of June 3rd, 2022 at 6:04PM EDT, Whenever 100 pieces of life advice have been created, ~~the list here will be updated.~~ HAHAHAH IN YOUR DREAMS THIS WHOLE WIKI IS DEAD AND THERES A SHIT TON MORE STUPID SHIT C3 HAS SAID SINCE

## Full List of C3 Life Advice

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#1 - Don't set random stuff on fire when you're bored

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#2 - Paypal me $30,000 USD

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#3 - Remember not to skip meals or replace them with coffee

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#4 - Don't go to Atlanta

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#5 - Healthy deep and REM sleep is crucial to your physical and mental recovery overnight. Remember not to drink caffeine too close to bed as this blocks your adenosine receptors and will lower the quality of your sleep 🙏

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#6 - give me money

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#7 - go to bed

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#8 - stop ordering 42 pound packs of printer paper on amazon my arms are tired

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#9 - remember to eat food

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#8,672 - go to bed

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#10 - don't be a bigot

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#11 - be gay do crime

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#12 - Don't go to atlanta it's bad

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#13 - The Norwegian word for "speed bumps" is "fartsdumper"

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#14 - The title of the famous country song "The Devil went Down to Georgia" implies that because the devil lives in hell, and because he travels south to get to Georgia, that hell is, in fact, South Carolina.

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#15 - Don't kill the slug that makes me sad :(

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#16 - you can kill wasps they are demons who have an endless and source-less need for vengeance

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#17 - Cheese

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#18 - s̸u̸r̸r̵e̴n̴d̷e̴r̵ ̴y̸o̶u̵r̷ ̷s̵o̷u̸l̴,̵ ̶b̷e̸c̵o̴m̸e̴ ̵p̸o̵s̶s̷e̵s̷s̵e̶d̵

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#19 - The Norwegian word for "speed bumps" is "Fartsdumper" 🇳🇴

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#20 - self hate is cringe and your brain is lying to you when it tells you ur ugly

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#21 everyone is mf beautiful in their own way and strides 😭

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( - skillshare sabastian#4234)

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#22 - seggc

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#23 - shoutout to women

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#24 - men are kinda hot sometimes tho

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#25 - Trans people can double jump (source: I played celeste)

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#26 - Drink water, especially if you have to work in an oven for many hours

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#27 - I'm living in your walls

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#28 - I am not living in your walls

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#29 - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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#30 - Alcohol tastes like shit

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#31 - Enbies are cute and/or seggc

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#32 - Don't give yourself carpal tunnel

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#33 - Do stretches before and after your workouts or exercise in general.

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#34 - The only valid reason to drink is to fall asleep

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#35 - Don't form bad habits around alcohol

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#36 - do not do cocaine, upon doing so you will make monkey noises and smash your table in half and then die

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#37 - do not smoke joints that are longer than your whole arm, smoking is bad for you

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#38 - Try eating battery acid to improve your tolerance to lemons

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#39 - Clean your room

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#40 - 84% of people will fall for made up statistics

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#41 - Vaping and smoking are lame and also bad for you

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#42 - "get your car, slap on the license plate, drive around real fast so no one can read it, and just get where you need to go."

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#43 - If you can't find salt, just crush up some glass. It's the perfect substitute for salt

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( - yuuma please cry and step on me#0724)

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#44 - amongus

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#45 - Gasoline can fasten the way you cook. Just toss it in your pan and your meal is prepared in just a few minutes

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( - yuuma please cry and step on me#0724)

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#46 - rice is good, always eat rice ✨

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( - Aschephrodite#6921)

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#47 - be more gay do more crime

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#48 - Remember to use an adblocker when performing your moral duty of watching shows on shady websites. Stay safe 🙏

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#49 - Jayson has ADHD moments

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( - skillshare sabastian#4234)

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#50 - Avoid letting your marriage end with you having your organs stolen and being sold on the black market

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#51 - Try to avoid committing murder if you can help it

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#52 - Don’t try and murder someone because they don’t want to be adopted by you

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( - skillshare sabastian#4234)

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#53 - `*__**Homosexual**__*` is ✨G A Y ✨

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( - skillshare sabastian#4234)

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#54 - UBlock Origin is a really good adblocker

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#55 - Don't trust anything your brain tells you past 10PM

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#56 - Don’t trust your brain ever when you’re high on caffeine

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( - Aschephrodite#6921)

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#57 - homophobes are like ants.. they are small, annoying, and easy to squash. don't let them get to you guys

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( - Thatoneakwardperson#4809)

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#58 - Your worth is not measured by your productivity

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#59 - Perform illegal activities

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#60 - Please stop spamming weird erotic gifs in my DMs 😐

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#61 - Don't drink swimming pool water it has a certain primarily yellow substance in it

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#3,141,592 - go to bed

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#62 - It is now 'June' which means it is now ILLEGAL to be STRAIGHT. Anyone caught not being queer will immediately be turned in to the FBI. 🏳️‍🌈

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#63 - Everyday is boobies day if your heart is in the right place

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#64 - do not get things lodged in your throat

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