Sigmageddon

## Plot

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away the Earth was left in peace without any destruction or death from invading monsters that once hurt their beautiful world. But, suddenly a mysterious mystery of the Kurayami No Kumo (Cloud of Darkness) appeared and monsters from around the universe woke up from their deep sleep, this time even stronger than before, going ZEO. Upon investigation it was revealed that the Kurayami No Kumo was something akin to the mitochondria, a powerhouse for the monsters' cells granting them several different elements like water, fire, air or dirt, even magnets, whatever way the work. While humanity fights to defend its FREEDUM their strength was not strong enough to defend them from the stronger alien and kaiju enemies. Just when all hope seems lost, a Hikari no Senshi shows up to light the way in the yami.

His name?

Don't make me laugh.

SIGMAGEDDON!

## Characters

### Ultras

* Sigmageddon
	+ Basic
	+ Feisty
	+ Yami no Kuro Tsubasa Tsurugi Kami
	+ Atlantic
	+ Double Dosage
	+ Discordian Senshi
* Ultraman Nexus
	+ Junis Annoying Orange
* Dark Zagi
	+ Dark Lucifer

### PEDO (Patrollers of Extraterrestrials and Defense Operations)

* Groo Mercum - Our sasuga based protag kun as well as Sigmageddon's awesome host. Groo is a part time Discord and Reddit mod working 24/7 to support his community and help his kittens be happy. He believes that the kindness he puts out to the digital world will always have a way of coming back to him, usually within the realm of the voice chat.
* Unsuspe Cting - Our kawaii chan female side protagonist. She is good with cooking and cleaning and doing house chores, Groo met her through twitter 12 years ago.
* Cha D. Cock - A silent but deadly badass sigma male and Groo's rival. He does not know what a podcast is and refuses to cooperate, often killing giant monsters with his bare hands before Sigmageddon can even transform.
* Lilki Tten - Groo's imouto who he loves very much and constantly showers with treats and affection. She's good at making her favourite mecha anime come to life by building giant robo. Youngest member of PEDO.
* Ross J. Cuck - The team's old leader, he takes his job super zettai seriously and is very busy but never forgets to smile. He hopes to one day bring peace to the world and go visit his wife back in America and their 32 kids after not meeting her in person for 20 years.
* Dea Dass - An older onee-san Groo thirsts over and wishes to recruit in his harem. She is an oppai mommy that runs the whole attack team because everyone else besides Cha is too busy scrolling through social media.

### Kaiju/Seijin

* Kurayaminohitoorochikuratsurugimeraasahikamiuchuzettaiyoukososasugaakaaokidondondonbrothersdondondonburakiraku: Kurayami no Kumo
* Zogu
	+ Magnet Zogu
* Hellberus
* Eleking
	+ Magnet Eleking
* Jirass
* Alien Kemur Man
* Gyabish/(Baby version)
* Golza
* Alien Muzan
* Zoiger
	+ Magnet Zoiger
* Geomos
* Genegarg
* Goldras
	+ Magnet Goldras
* Mecha Musashin
* Alien Borg
	+ Magnet Borg
* Alien Baltan
* Unitang
	+ Magnet Unitang
* More to come never

## Episodes

* Day of the Day
	+ Summary: Zogu wakes up under a river near the city so PEDO moves out to protect the sekai from her. During the battle a brave discord moderator saves his imouto from certain death and is picked by Sigmageddon to join him in protecting the sekai from the Kurayami No Kumo's jaaku forces. Miina, join us in the based adventures, but please keep memes off #general.
		- Appears: Zogu, Magnet Zogu
* Beginning of the New Journey
	+ Summary: After Zogu was defeated by the brave and handsome Sigmageddon a cave shook and revealed Hellberus. Unfortunately for our nakama, the equally brave and dashing Groo was too busy flirting with the hot 3D chicks at PEDO to notice the monster so Cha D. Cock ended up beating it for him, sparking a yabai series-long rivalry!
		- Appears: Hellberus
* Do you have the GUTS to fight with some RATS?
	+ Summary: Groo realizes that being Ultraman is more than fighting monsters. After being cho depressed he requires huggies from his (female) companions but must rise up when Eleking shows up and- WAIT IS THAT THE KURAYAMI NO KUMO? HOLY SHIT ITS MEGNET ELEKING WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED
		- Appears: Eleking, Magnet Eleking
* Eye of the Tiger
	+ Summary: After subverting a sugoi dekkai battle against Magnet Eleking, Groo enters a literal dick measuring contest with Cha but gets slapped off the face of the continent until his imouto heals his wounds with her kyun kyun kissu healing ability. Isn't she the cutest little rascal? But suddenly, almost as if it was God's way of interrupting this abomination, Jirass and Alien Kemur Man force them to move out and tatakae in an epic battle for miina's kizuna.
		- Appears: Jirass, Alien Kemur Man
* Cuck from the sea
	+ Summary: In his attempts to woo the baby staff, he is entrusted with groo- raising a baby Gyabish ehe.
		- Appears: Gyabish, Baby Gyabish, Golza
* Secret of the Black
	+ Summary: Groo shows his racist side.
		- Appears: Alien Muzan, Zoiger, Magnet Zoiger
* Chat logs revealed
	+ Summary: When Ross' wife and her 32 kids show up and reveal Groo's discord chat things aren't looking good for him. Will he be able to save his reputation by beating some monsters? Please? Pretty Please?
		- Appears: Geomos, Genegarg
* Atlantic Response to Several Grooming Allegations
	+ Summary: Groo uses the power of his nakama to defend themselves against the allegations and wins the epic climactic battle with a kyodai zankoku no new form!
		- Appears: Goldras, Magnet Goldras
* Wave of the Shower
	+ Summary: Deciding to better himself, Groo decides to take a shower, but he trips and falls, becoming isekai'd to a parareru warudo where he has to fight Mecha Musashin to return to his sekai.
		- Appears: Mecha Musashin
* Clusterfuck Cuckery
	+ Summary: After returning from the isekai warudo adoventa Groo is mortified to find his crush in bed with Cha and undergoes his evil arc before being defeated by Cha in human size.
		- Appears: Alien Borg, Magnet Borg, Alien Baltan
* The Golden Horn
	+ Summary: When all hope seems lost and Groo feels himself about to lose to his yabai kaaju rival Cha, something miraculous descends from the heavens to bestow him mugen chikara.
		- Appears: Unitang, Magnet Unitang, The Golden Horn

## Sigmageddon no Uta

To A Distant Ping In The Server

When Our Kittens Have Gone To Sleep

Passing Far Beyond The Modship

He Arrives Here With The Golden horn

Now, Cum, Groo and Cha D.

Nut Nut, Sigmageddon

Sigma Tryna Sugma

Banning The Enemy With A Quick Press

Groo's Cock Splits The Enemy

The Hand Of Kurayaminohitoorochikuratsurugimeraasahikamiuchuzettaiyoukososasugaakaaokidondondonbrothersdondondonburakiraku: Kurayami no Kumo's Degenercy Extends

My Ex Wife Closes In From The Sea

Now, Cum, Calling Upon PEDO

Nut Nut, Sigmageddon

Sigma Tryna Sugma

Cucking The Enemy With A Quick Punch

The Two Hands Now White And Crusty

The Hand Of Kurayaminohitoorochikuratsurugimeraasahikamiuchuzettaiyoukososasugaakaaokidondondonbrothersdondondonburakiraku: Kurayami no Kumo's Extends To Our Server

The Feds Close In From The Sky

Now, Cum, Sigma Of The Mods

Nut Nut, Sigmageddon

Sigma Tryna Sugma