4. DIXI: Series 3, Crisis Summit

## Crisis Summit Dixi

A new attack makes Shari question her friendships - could the Nameless One be closer than she thinks?

### Writer

Dan Berlinka Melanie Stokes Nina Metivier

## Episode Transcripts and Timing

Hey, it's Shari, and this is a crisis summit.

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It's been almost a week since the Nameless One attacked our

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audition vlog, and I'm still no closer to figuring out who they are.

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Guys, I need ideas!

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Look, the Nameless One has clearly taken the weekend off,

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-so I think we should do the same.

-But this is a crisis summit!

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No, this was me posting, "Hey, guys, let's hang in the park."

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And you said, "Awesome, I'll bring strawberry laces."

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OK, so I didn't bring strawberry laces,

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but I did bring a sense of purpose!

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I HAVE a sense of purpose, I need to practise my lines.

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Will you read the other part?

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Oh, I would, but I was going to practise my singing.

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Well, you could sing the other part?

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OK.

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Ready?

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1. Enter nervous girl, stage right. #

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That's actually the stage directions.

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Guys, there won't be any showcase if the Troll of Terror gets his way.

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-That means no play, no singing, no nothing.

-OK.

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Well, it couldn't be Ryan,

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because he was rehearsing when the Nameless One filmed us.

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I already knew that,

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no-one who looks into your eyes like that could be an evil troll monster.

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And it couldn't have been Zoe, because she was there too.

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Hang on, what about when you chased the troll on Friday, I found

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Ryan and Zoe - an image that has been burned into my brain for ever!

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No... No, I didn't find anything.

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-You must have seen something?

-No, not a thing!

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OK, fine!

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So, you go that way, and I'll go this way.

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Nameless One, we're coming for you!

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SHE GASPS What was that?

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We must be getting closer, you can run, but you can't hide, Mr...

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Aargh!

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-Ha-ha, Shari!

-Be not afraid!

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I'd like to introduce the newest star of the showcase, Master Aster,

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our school mascot!

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Isn't he cute?

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You got scared off by Master Aster!

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He IS cute!

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Hey, in my defence, it was pretty dark, and that dinosaur was massive.

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MESSAGE ALERT

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Ooh, new friend request!

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Oh, it's from Eve. She's back on Dixi!

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Yes, I knew she couldn't stay away!

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Oh, look, she's friends and again with Addie already!

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BOTH: Ooh!

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-She SO fancies her!

-You think(?)

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Aw, I hope Addie likes her back.

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Why can't people just tell you when they like you?

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I really thought Ryan might be into me,

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but now I think that maybe he likes Zoe, and he never

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says anything, so how am I supposed to know what he's thinking?

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Obviously, you talk to your besties, and we figure it out for you.

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Tell us everything that's happened when you two have been together.

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Well, it all started after lunch on the second day.

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I was wearing my sparkliest scrunchy...

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and then he gave me this really intense look,

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that I thought might be an, "I like you."

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But then he just said, "I'm hungry,"

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so he probably was just thinking about lunch.

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MESSAGE ALERT

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Ooh, wow! Eve's posted a vlog already!

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She's back with a vengeance!

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Ha, that's me! Press play!

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1. Dance our worries away

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1. I want to feel the baseline pump

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1. I want to really live the song

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1. I want to dig the riffs and hum the bars

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-# And hear you singing along... #

-MUSIC TAILS OFF

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Shut up, Shari!

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BREAKING WIND SOUND EFFECTS

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-Well...

-Aargh!

-Aargh!

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Shut up, Shari!

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-They're everywhere.

-Shut up, Shari!

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-MANY VOICES:

-WOOF-WOOF!

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That's the meanest thing I've ever seen.

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Oh, Shari...

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There's a message with it.

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"Lots of love, Eve."

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OMD, I can't believe she'd do that.

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Eve's my bestie!

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I mean, sure, sometimes she's a bit snarky...

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Hey, it's Shari, and this is... Speaking French!

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So, Peach Custard Firefly asked me about my trip to France.

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It was tres bon!

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So I thought I'd share some of the language skills I picked up

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from across the Channel.

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And Eve will assist me in French conversation practice.

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EVE SPEAKS PREFECT FRENCH

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Erm...

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Wow, so, Eve, you're a pretty fast learner, OK. Call it a day?

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OK, VERY snarky.

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But she's never mean.

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You're right, Quirky Dove, I need to find her.

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Got to find Eve, got to find Eve, got to find Eve.

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There's no way she'd have sent that mean message.

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If there's one thing I've learned,

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it's not to jump to conclusions about my besties.

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She must have been hacked or something.

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I don't know, that's why I've got to find Eve,

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got to find Eve, got to find Eve!

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-Eve, Eve, did you go back on Dixi?

-No.

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Amazingly, not getting hate messages didn't give me withdrawal.

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-That's what I thought, but look, someone's hacked your account.

-What?

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That's horrible. I was done with Dixi.

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Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

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-How did they get all those old clips of you?

-Erm...

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I may have, a little bit,

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friended that account when I didn't know it wasn't really Eve.

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So you gave the Nameless One access to all your pictures and videos?

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No, I gave YOU access to everything.

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You should really take a look at your privacy settings.

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My privacy settings are fine.

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YOU don't have to tell me about privacy settings,

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-I

-invented privacy settings.

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-Look, it doesn't matter how you were hacked...

-It massively does!

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All we have to do is find the Nameless One and take back Dixi.

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"Take back Dixi!" I like it.

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Would look great on a banner.

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OMD, that's it! We should start a whole campaign against haters!

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-OK, Taylor Swift.

-Ah, good idea to include music.

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I'll ask Isla to write a song!

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1. There's no debate, we won't tolerate hate

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1. Or people who slate us or our mates. #

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Sofi-J out!

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-I'll see you after class?

-OK.

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-She's great, isn't she?

-Yeah, she's brilliant.

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She really gets me and we like all the same things.

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-No, not Addie - I mean, she is lovely - but I meant Sofi-Jade.

-Oh.

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She's going to be amazing for my Take Back Dixi campaign.

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She's got loads of followers. And rhymes, everybody loves rhymes.

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Yeah, I'm sure the Nameless One is terrified of a poetry slam.

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We'll make it much bigger than that.

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The whole campaign will go viral.

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Together, we'll destroy the Nameless One.

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Do you want everyone to bring along their pitchforks and torches too?

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-What?

-You're using Dixi to create an angry mob of people you don't know.

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You have no idea how a bunch of randoms will react.

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Relax, it's going to be fine. It's just to stamp out hate.

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Can't we just stamp out people sending messages from me on Dixi?

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Ha, I knew it!

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Look at that pic on the Eve profile.

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It's not one of mine.

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I haven't been hacked, someone's pretending to be me.

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Wait, that's even worse!

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I have to report this fake account.

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Not yet, this is a direct line to the Nameless One.

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And, send!

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Don't worry, Eve, we'll find out whoever it is and stop them

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-saying they're you on Dixi.

-I don't even want to be me on Dixi.

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You will when we take Dixi back! MESSAGE ALERT

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They've replied. It's a video.

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-DISTORTED VOICE:

-Hello, Shari.

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And greetings from the shadows.

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I'm just updating my new profile.

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Eve likes...

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being patronising.

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That means talking down to people.

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I feel sick.

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Someone's trashing me online and there's nothing I can do about it.

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Yes, there is. The Nameless One messed up!

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I recognise that computer, they're in the media room,

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we can catch them now!

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We're nearly at the media room, about to catch the Nameless One.

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You can vlog after we catch them, hurry up!

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You two! Stop running.

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You can't go charging into the media room like

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a Minotaur in a china shop.

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The equipment is in there is as sensitive as Hamlet on Father's Day!

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Sorry, Miss, just...very excited to work in our latest project, Miss.

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Ah, well, I can't say I blame you.

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Art makes the blood pump faster and the caged bird fly to new heights.

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Carry on.

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A caged bird can't fly to new heights, it's caged.

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You can criticise her metaphors after we catch the Nameless One.

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Now come on!

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Gone.

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Gah, they must have heard us talking to Ms Malik

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and run out through there. We'll never catch them!

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Maybe we can find them another way.

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This is the computer they were using, right?

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Maybe it has some software for that weird Darth Vader voice.

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-Yeah, what is up with that?

-Well, it must be someone we know,

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or else why would they disguise their voice?

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Well, I would, just because it'd be fun.

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ROBOTIC VOICE: "I am a robot! I AM a robot!"

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Well, cool your circuits, there's nothing here.

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No voice changer, no Dixi profile...

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Just a blank folder.

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Yeah, that one labelled "Unnamed".

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BOTH: Nameless!

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Gah, password protected!

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Well, maybe we can guess. Try...nameless1!

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ERROR SOUND

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Erm... Nameless underscore 1?

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ERROR SOUND

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Forget it, this isn't one of those TV shows

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where people can guess the password.

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Hey, the Dixi Killer cracked my password.

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Yeah, but you told half the school your password,

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-and it was "password".

-Ooh, try that!

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ERROR SOUND Gah!

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Well, at least the Nameless One understands the importance

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-of a strong password.

-Can't you just hack into that file?

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Yeah... Let me get my tech-ops team right on it.

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-You don't need to be so salty.

-I really think I do.

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Well, there must be a way,

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otherwise all the spy films I've seen are a lie.

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OK, let's sort the folders by last modified.

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That was when they were last used.

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Yeah, I know what "sort by last modified" means...

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There! Look, just before we came in,

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the last folder to be changed was the recycle bin.

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That was after they sent the message!

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They forgot to take out the trash.

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Let's see what they wanted to delete.

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Oh. It's just a rehearsal schedule for the play,

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-that's not much of a clue.

-Yes, it is.

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Look at the list - the next big rehearsal is tomorrow,

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so we know exactly where the Nameless One will strike next.

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And I'll be waiting for them.

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-Hey, it's Shari and Isla, and this is...

-Shakespeare 101!

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So, we're studying the Bard at the moment, and, TBH,

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for a guy who's supposed to be our country's most famous playwright,

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he doesn't seem to speak the English language.

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So we've come up with a few simple translations.

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-Isla, hit me!

-OK.

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You can call a flower a sausage, but at the end of the day,

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it's still a flower, so it's going to smell like one.

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Next.

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You're fit.

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You can't have any of my chips, but I won't take any of your chips.

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Continuing the food theme...

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I shouldn't have had that kebab.

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FAINT LAUGHTER