George Michael Bluth

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE.

George Michael Bluth hails from the American television series *Arrested Development*, he is a young and timid soul with good intentions. His naive nature makes him vulnerable to the evil of others, leading to him being killed multiple times in Minecraft.

## Story

First appearing on page 16, George Michael is very reserved whilst the others discuss potential timeline issues. He is shown to consider his opinion on the situation unworthy of any contribution, and instead helps to pay the Domino's delivery guy when nobody else will. He watches Walter and Batman fight in horror, before being shot in the head by Luigi.

In Act Two, George Michael attempts to assist Walter, Jesse, and Obama in playing Minecraft together. Unfortunately, Walter kills him immediately. When he respawns, he proceeds to play in the server by himself. Walter steals George Michael's axe, then shoots him as he runs away in tears. He respawns a second time and overhears Walter sending Markiplier to kill him, he tries to run away but is shot by him. He dies a third time, falling to the ground unresponsive.

In Act Three, we see George Michael observe the fall of reality1. Initally, he seems accepting of his fate, but eventually understands that our heroes were worth saving. He transforms into George Dragon Michael while Saul attempts to capture him. George Dragon Michael sets the net aflame and escapes, then confronts Saul about his own securities. He tries to show Saul the good in the world, the good worth fighting for. Saul, unable to understand this, attempts to shoot George Dragon Michael. This fails, as George Dragon Michael is able to heal himself. Saul then calls in Phoenix Wright, Sans Undertale, and Batman. George Dragon Michael is distraught by this, as Saul has trapped them in a very unstable reality that could very well destroy them all. Finally, George Dragon Michael realizes that the only way to free his friends is by trapping himself in the void. He breathes a portal that shines with every color and begs the others to leave through it. Saul uses his CODA against him, destroying George Dragon Michael's body as he screams in agony and terror. The void created by Saul leaves only him and MARY in his place, before George Michael fizzles back into existence, no longer a dragon. Saul apologizes for what he has done, and George Michael forgives him. Tearfully, George Michael questions whether there ever really was a good worth fighting for, whether he any of what he did mattered. MARY kills Saul, and after watching him die George Michael screams into the void that he no longer believes in anything. He laments all the suffering he went through and now understands it as meaningless. Finally, MARY snaps George Michael's neck.

## George Dragon Michael

George Dragon Michael is the name of George Michael's dragon form, first shown in one of the Act 3 Endings. George Dragon Michael has blue scales, pearly iridescent hair, and golden claws and horns. He stands for all that is good in the world and is a very powerful figure. George Michael only uses this form to save his allies from a crumbling reality, using his dragon powers to form a portal into a stabler existence.

## George Satan Michael

George Satan Michael is George Michael's void form, which was created after his disillusionment with the world while he was in the void. George Satan Michael is an extremely powerful entity, beyond both time and space. His powers include possession, astral projection, and breaking reality.

## Relationships

1. Outside of canon, this was about the time when many roleplayers thought the channel was coming to an end. The crumbling reality inside the roleplay was intended to reflect this.