The World War of Phour / Dethtyme Wars

Now the Welsh were both strong AND bloodthirsty. They were now in an official war with the Johners and it seemed that the Welsh would not stop with them. The Ningis and Wakyzrinis joined the Johners, fearing for their safety. The Johners catapulted grenades toward the Welsh industry centers. The Ningis rode in fleets of connected cringe balloons and chucked grenades on the shore. The Wakyzrini did nothing cuz they're on the other side of the continent lol. The Welsh benefitted from decentralized warfare and thus greater innovation. Using pogium persuasion powers, no further coercion was needed in war. Shore-going Welshman used darts to pop the cringe balloons, killing many fleets with Cringe gas. They also possessed catapults, and launched grenades on the Johners. Many Kekys armies joined the Welshman. Their justifications ranged from hating King John and liking Sewer Constructivism, often both. Their sheer territorial mass and cavalry technology was the stalebreaker in the war. One Kekys cavalry pushed into Wakzyrin. They faced many hardships due to the Wakzyrin being significantly fortified and the Kekys not being used to non-desert environments. They achieved a Pyrrhic victory; the Wakzyrin surrendered but both armies were barely intact. A similar push was done into Ningpyal. In this one, suicide horses were used. Horses that were strapped with grenades were let free in the Ningis streets and detonated when they galloped near productive zones. This low-cost method of destruction made the Ningis surrender eventually. The remaining Ningis ruling class and army escaped to Phekyn. At this point, another stalemate was reached. The grenading campaign was relentless on both John and Wales. Suicide horses could destroy small settlements in the Johnish plains but were shot down before they could get near any large cities. Ironically, the Johners had much internal strife before the Kekys joined, after which they united under their hate for the frogs.

Johner Casualties:

18,000 soldiers

300,000 civilians

Wakyzrin Casualties:

95,000 soldiers

180,000 civilians

Ningis Casualties:

58,000 soldiers

100,000 civilians

Kekys Casualties:

N/A civilians

280,000 soldiers

## The World War of Phour / Dethtyme Wars

### Actors

Kyvqokor, Kekys VS Johners, Welsh, Ningis, Wakyzrin

### Location

Johnwyrld

**Dropping of Byg Boi:** The Johner scientists had long been working on a "Byg Boi". A bomb that would theoretically make a region of the world uninhabitable. It was not tested and deemed extremely inhumane (also ingorrilla, inelephant, incrow, inape etc.). But since they had a deadline, they catapulted the Boi directly to Kykkwynvlyaalyryry. Literally everybody and everything died lol. Like legit it was just a crater. Nothing survived except Kyvqokor.

**The Battle of Kykkwynvlyaalyryry:** Kyvqokor, surprised, called the entire Welsh population to Kykkwynvlyaalyryry using telepathy. The Ningis heard this, and called an emergency attack on Kykkwynvlyaalyryry. They sailed over and, using cringethrowers, made the entirety of Wales unlivable. Kyvqokor could only kill a few of them, as they were all around the Kingdom making it uninhabitable. He decided he  had bigger fish to fry.

**Bygsad (Bihg-sad) Ferry Sinkage:** Kyvqokor was depressed. His people were destroyed. His constructivism was destroyed and his planetary destruction came increasingly close. He hijacked a ferry to Bygsad, in a symbolic act. He sank his own ship purposefully crashing into a rock.