Joseph Joestar vs Awful Anime & Games

*Joseph Joestar vs Awful Anime & Games* is a story written by Cs2714260 & is apart of the *Jojo vs. The Internet* series. A series of joke stories connected to The Waibando Wars. And is a spin-off to *Kars vs. Terrible Social Media.*

## Tagline & Summary

### Tagline

When the worst of anime & games fight the greatest Jojo. Will New York survive?

### Summary

When Joseph Joestar was walking around New York. A bunch of Anime & Game characters came to bother him with cringe. Will Jojo fend off this onslaught? Or will the awful anime & game characters spread the cringe?

## The Story

Joseph Joestar was walking around New York. When suddenly, a lot of horrible Anime & Game characters showed up at his location.

The characters came to kill Joseph Joestar because he was better than all of them & wanted to make everything cringe.

Starting was Monkey D Luffy & everyone from One Piece. They tried to take out Joseph Joestar with their goofy ahh rubber powers but Joseph Joestar used hamon infused water on them, killing them instantly. Then Joseph Joestar started drinking One Piece fan tears

Then Kaiju Anime Girls started approaching Joseph.

"OH MY GOD! NOT THESE PEOPLE!" Joseph Joestar yelled.

The Kaiju Girls became pissed off & started charging at Joseph Joestar. But Joseph Joestar got the Oxygen Destroyer, and threw it at the Kaiju women, killing them instantly.

Then everyone from Elden Ring came but Kratos killed all of them in 5 minutes and took their Game of the Year award. Then Joseph killed all of the Elden Ring players.

Following Elden Ring was everyone from Dark Souls. Joseph Joestar decided to toy with them

"The next line you say is 'YOUR A F\*\*\*ING CASUAL!' That's the one!"

"YOUR A F\*\*\*ING CASUAL! Wait WHAT?" During the Dark Souls' state of confusion. Joseph hamon overdrove them to death!

Then Team RWBY came along & tried to kill Joseph Joestar with their monster-slaying equipment but Joseph Joestar seduced them & told them to fight some random dude across the street.

But that "random dude" was Yoshikage Kira who blew them up and took their hands.

Next up was Bloodborne & every other Froms Software game character who came to avenge Dark Souls & Elden Ring.

Joseph decided to toy with them again.

"Today is Friday in California."

Everyone from the horrible games made by that awful game company was confused.

"SHOOT!" Suddenly Joseph Joestar pulled out a Tommy gun & shot all of them dead right on the spot.

Then Naruto & everyone else from the show pulled up, seeing the utter carnage Joseph Joestar had caused so far.

"Why would you do this?" Naruto asked.

Joseph Joestar just simply threw his Jacket at the group of Ninjas.

It turned out that the jacket was filled with grenades which blew up all of the Naruto characters, killing them instantly.

Then came Joker from Persona. Joseph Joestar just used his stand, Hermit Purple & electrocuted Joker to death before anything happened. Then everyone else from Persona came but Joseph Joestar was distracted because he was killing off everyone from Homestuck who showed up for no reason.

After Joseph murdered all of them with his crackers. The crew from Persona came, but Joseph Joestar grabbed a coca cola bottle & use hamon to open the cap, which penetrated through all of the Persona user's heart.

"There were a lot of stand users there." Joseph Joestar said in a comedic tone.

Then every Mobile game character came & tried to kill Joseph Joestar with their horrible ads but Joseph bashed all of their heads on the ground with his Sledgehammer. After killing all of the mobile game characters brutally, Joseph Joestar got confused.

"Wait. Something is missing here. What is it?" Joseph stated, his face confused.

Jojo was proven right when everybody from the hit mobile game Raid Shadow Legends appeared in front of him. They started using their generic fantasy D&D bs as well as their God-awful ads to Joseph.

But Mr. Joestar was not phased when he used two crossbows he found to shoot all of them to death. But they were still alive so Jojo lit them on fire for good measure. Which killed all of them.

Then, all of the annoying humanoid characters from the Godzilla anime trilogy. Joseph Joestar just used a hamon zoom punch in tribute to his Grandpa which crush all of their hearts & blowing up, leaving fresh crimson & guts to stain all over the alley.

Then every Apex Legends & PUBG character came to kill Joseph Joestar. But Joseph Joestar used the red stone of Aja to turn them into a pool of flesh because all of them were undead somehow.

Then everyone from League of Legends came but died because they were in sunlight.

Then all of the Yandere girls came but Joseph Joestar seduced them & told them to fight Jojo's Bizarre Wiki. Due to them being stupid. The Yanderes were stupid & did exactly so, being murdered by HolyDiver69420 & Dictator Red.

Following the Yanderes were the femboys from Anime led by Astfolo.

But Joseph Joestar killed them by throwing a holy bible in their direction.

Then all of the Romance & NSFW Anime characters tried to destroy Joseph Joestar with masculinity killers. But using willpower. Joseph Joestar killed all of them.

Joseph Joestar found out that they were the deadliest characters he fought so far.

Next up was Tracer & everyone from Overwatch. Joseph Joestar simply just killed all of them with TF2 weapons he found next to a dumpster.

Everyone from Demon Slayer tried to reach Joseph Joestar but Doomguy killed them for ripping him off.

Then Psjkai came. Joseph Joestar could not figure out what they looked like to the point that Pjskai got removed from existence. Following them was Deku & everyone else from My Hero Academia. Joseph Joestar was disgusted & grabbed an airplane, crashing it into the characters. Killing them instantly. Well all for except All Might. Which led to an ultimate fight. But Joseph Joestar won by hitting All Might below the belt so hard that he was erased & was sent to Jojo's Bizarre Wiki as an article. But then Lazycrazygamer convinced Minoverheaven to delete All Might forever.

Then Giorno Giovanna & every other Character that originated from Part 5 showed up to kill all Part 2 characters because they were salty & jealous. Giorno did RTZ. But Joseph Joestar pulled an Uno reverse card & sent Giorno Giovanna & friends to an infinite death loop. But Joseph spared Mista for no reason at all.

Then FNAF & Undertale tried to team up to kill Joseph but Joseph just used Sunlight Yellow overdrive on all of them. Which sent them to Dinopedia to get made fun of to death by the users.

Finally, last but not least. All of the Fortnite people came & landed from the battle bus to kill Joseph Joestar. But Joseph Joestar had one last trick up his sleeve. Joseph Joestar hit all of them with an infinite HFTF cheese Caesar super ultra street fighter 2 combo that hit them so hard that it sent them to hell to be punished by RED & Satan for eternity.

After that absolute massacre. Joseph Joestar went to a Delhi.

"Yes, can I order a sub sandwich?"

**The end.**

## Reception

The story was largely positive for how strange & confusing it is.

Dictator RED said "Reading this. **It truly was an experience"**

Lev got kinda triggered when Joseph Joestar killed psejkai by not remembering it.

## Trivia

* Joseph Joestar killed all of Homestuck yet again in the continental war.
* This story had some games the writer wanted to include because it was funny.
* Several references was in this story. Like Jojo wiki, Kratos etc.
* This is a joke story. So don't take this seriously.