Synthetic Minds

Caleel Harris (Dominick)

**Synthetic Minds** is a song sung by American extreme-metal garage band Ethan and the X-Plöders. This song is played in F-Major. It is sung mostly by Ethan Brueggeman and Ruby Tozzi, with him, Ruby and Dominick Dispenza providing the backing vocals. This is the band's first song. This song was sung in their TV series episode "Room of Rock".

## Lyrics

(Eric taps his drumsticks.)

(guitar riffs and drum beat)

Ethan: People always beat the living crap out of all us and laugh at all of our misery and pain!

What do you mean, we don’t support your fucking torturous storms?

Get the goddamn hell away from us, you soulless low-life forms!

We'e coming back, and we will return!

(Eric blast-beats on his drums.)

Ruby: When you guys are with us in this lovely town!

We'll make your world a mess and give you guys a rotten frown!

No ifs, no ands, or buts, or hows!

Prepare to say your prayers and say your fucking vows!

(Eric does an incredibly violent blast-beat on his drums.)

Ethan and Ruby: They're all like, "Pscht! Whatever!"

They think that they're one billion times better!

We'll plan a deadly trap for all those soulless dumbbells!

We're gonna make their lives a living fucking nightmare hell!

(Eric does an extremely violent blast-beat on his drums.)

Ethan, Ruby and Dominick: We have synthetic minds, you don't wanna mess with us!

Your lights go off, your beautiful night explodes!

You're gonna receive a very low chance of making it back alive, all right?

We're gonna rock hard and party all night!

Ethan, Ruby and Dominick: You're gonna fall and you're gonna land to hell!

It's where you guys dwell, dwell, dwell, dwell!

You deserve it! It's not our problems!

We're metal superstars and total emblems!

(Eric does an incredibly violent blast-beat on his drums.)

Ethan: You guys are finally caught in your own dirty messes!

It's time for us to kick your asses!

You're dumb, torturous and shitty, you're totally a pity!

Read ’em and weep, the dead man’s hand will be coming for all of you guys!

(Eric blast-beats on his drums.)

Ruby: Hell's where you're going to be landing in!

It's a burning inferno and an extreme torture in your skin!

Satan’s coming ’round the bend to take you all away!

Don't ever come back again another fucking goddamn day!

(Eric does an incredibly violent blast-beat on his drums.)

Ethan and Ruby: They're all like, "Pscht! Whatever!"

They think that they're one billion times better!

We'll plan a deadly trap for all those soulless dumbbells!

We're gonna make their lives a living fucking nightmare hell!

(Eric does an extremely violent blast-beat on his drums.)

Ethan, Ruby and Dominick: We have synthetic minds, you don't wanna mess with us!

Your lights go off, your beautiful night explodes!

You're gonna receive a very low chance of making it back alive, all right?

We're gonna rock hard and party all night!

Ethan, Ruby and Dominick: You're gonna fall and you're gonna land to hell!

It's where you guys dwell, dwell, dwell, dwell!

You deserve it! It's not our problems!

We're metal superstars and total emblems!

(Eric does an incredibly violent blast-beat on his drums.)

Ethan, Ruby and Dominick: We have synthetic minds, you don't wanna mess with us!

Your lights go off, your beautiful night explodes!

You're gonna receive a very low chance of making it back alive, all right?

We're gonna rock hard and party all night!

Ethan, Ruby and Dominick: You're gonna fall and you're gonna land to hell!

It's where you guys dwell, dwell, dwell, dwell!

You deserve it! It's not our problems!

We're metal superstars and total emblems!

## Trivia

* This is the only song in the series to have it be sung several times.