Branch's Bachelor Party

**Summary**

While Chenille and Satin plan the wedding and help Peppy out with the preparations, a bachelor party for Branch is taking place at an ice cream parlor featuring an airliner similar to an Airbus A330 mounted on a stand, where they are celebrating with ice cream. But Biggie eats too much ice cream and goes nuts and busts his way into the cockpit and hops down at the controls. He pretends that he's a "dive glitter bomber mad-troll" and begins working the controls. Then he knocks out Cloud Guy, who was the pilot and the plane flies off of the stand and into the sky! While Guy Diamond & Branch attempt to recover the aircraft, Poppy has made her decision and says she will marry Branch.

but Barb tells her it might be a mistake. This causes Poppy to cry and she goes away while the airliner flies over Poppy's pod. Back at the plane, with Biggie restrained, Guy Diamond and Branch manage to regain control of the aircraft and Branch tries to radio for help, only for him to find out he's talking to Mr. Dinkles. Biggie kicks Branch's co-pilot seat and Branch fights back. Biggie pulls Guy Diamond away from the flight controls and the aircraft goes into a nosedive and crashes under Guy Diamond's pod.

As the three wake up the next morning, they discover that it is 11:45 A.M. Branch dresses up and goes on a search for Poppy. He finally finds her on top of a tree and makes it on top, where he catches Poppy as she falls off. The nervous Poppy says she cannot marry Branch, much to his disappointment.

will be continued in 2021.

## Transcript

* *[Guy Diamond is talking to Branch at his bunker's front door at night]*

* **Guy Diamond**: So, tomorrow is the big night, huh?

* **Branch**: *[from under the door mat]* Yeah?

* **Guy Diamond**: Walk me to the bug? *[referring to the beetle a few feet behind him]*
* **Branch**: Why?

* **Guy Diamond**: Gosh, uh, I don't know... tradition?

* **Branch**: ...O-kaay? *[he pulls the lever that elevates the platform to the surface]*

* *[Biggie, Cooper and Aspen Heitz are above Branch, sticking to the rock behind him with some sort of sticky sap on their hands]*

* **All**: Bachelor party!

* **Branch**: Oh, boy...

* *[they unstick and land on Branch and move around him in a cartoonish cloud of smoke]*

* **Cooper**: Whoo!

* **Branch**: Hey, let go of me! Ow!

* *[Biggie is holding Branch's arms and Aspen is holding him by his legs. They take him to the beetle and toss him onto the rear and take their seats on the front part]*

* **Guy Diamond**: Let's show this bachelor the time of his life!\**[they ride off and then the scene cuts to "Cloud Guy's Ice Cream Parlor in the Sky", which looks like an airplane on a pole]*

* **Biggie**: *[voice over]* Whoo! What a party! Totallyyyyyy cray! *[SFX: party blower]* *[he is seen inside with an ice cream cone in each hand while sitting in front of a large sundae]* Bachelor *party*! Bachelor *party*! Bachelor-party!  *[he sticks his face in the sundae, getting his head covered with it]* Whoo hoo!

* **Branch**: This is the best bachelor party ever!

* **Cooper**: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo!

* **Branch**: *[to Aspen Heitz, who's sitting next to Cooper and gobbling an ice cream cone]* What did you say your name was? I don't think we ever interacted before.

* *[Biggie can be heard belching offscreen, making Branch and Guy Diamond look at him as Cloud Guy is trying to get a floatation vest onto him]*

* **Biggie**: We need more ice cream! Waaaaaiter! We need more ice cream over here! Whoo! *[he walks off]*

* **Guy Diamond**: Take it easy, Biggie!

* *[The camera shows the control room from from inside of it]*

* **Biggie** Ooh, what's in here? *[he pushes the door from the outside until it opens.]* *[in awe]* Whoa! *[Biggie looks around the control room and gets in one of the pilot's seats. Cloud Guy is seen with two cups of ice cream on a platter and he hears Biggie's voice yelling from the control room]* Look, boys! I'm a dive glitter bomber mad-troll! *[Cloud Guy runs to the control room, dropping the ice cream as he does and catches Biggie playing in the pilot seat]*

* **Cloud Guy**: For Cumulonimbus' sake! Get out of there! *[he tries to pull biggie off, but Biggie ends up elbowing him while pulling a lever, knocking him out. Biggie then starts the plane's engine, making it take off from the pole it was resting on]*

* **Guy Diamond, Branch, Cooper, Aspen**: *[screaming]*

* *[the scene changes to Poppy's pod. Chenille and Satin are seen in the window holding Poppy's wedding dress]*

* **Chenille**: Ok, let's try this again, Poppy. Poppy? Where'd she go?

* *[Poppy is on top of her pod on what would be the roof]*

* **Barb**: *[from inside]* I'll get her. *[she climbs on top of Poppy's house and stands next to her]* What are you doing up here?

* **Poppy**: I was thinking about Branch and I.

* **Barb**: Well, that's good. You don't want to rush into things.

* **Poppy**: But I'm absolutely sure of this. I'm going to marry the man I love. *[her hair moves sideways, conveniently getting out of the view of the plane Branch's party is in, which is still falling out of the sky]*

* **Barb**: Would you be confident saying that even if your dad didn't like him? *[her hair moves sideways]*

* **Poppy**: Well, even my dad knows even if he didn't like Branch, that wouldn't stop us from being together. *[her hair moves to the other side]*

* **Barb**: You do have a habit of jumping into things, which is what got you into that mess with me in the first place.

* **Poppy**: It worked out fine, didn't it?

* **Barb**: I guess whether or not you think you're throwing your life away with Bunker Boy is really your choice. *[her hair twists around. It then untwists and she walks away to climb back inside, while Poppy's eyes start tearing up before she follows after Barb]*

* *[Back with the guys, Biggie is now wrapped in a straight jacket, imitating machine gun noises]*

* **Biggie**: Glitter! Glitter everywhere!

* *[Branch and Guy Diamond sit in the pilot seats]*

* **Guy Diamond**: What's going on? This plane wasn't supposed to fly!

* **Branch**: Strap yourself in, [*he buckles his seat belt]* we're out of control! l'll try to call the base! *[he picks up what he thinks is a radio]*

* **Branch**: Mayday, mayday! We're going down like a lead rake! And we can't fly! We ate too much ice cream! And my friend's a giraffe troll! Wait a minute. I'm talking into Mr. Dinkles!

* *[he tosses Mr. Dinkles over his head and he lands on Biggie's head with a squeak]*

* **Branch**: I'm not sure I can handle this. My nerves are completely shot!

* **Biggie**: *[singing]* Orange groves as far as the eye can see! *[he kicks the back of Branch's seat]*

* **Branch**: *[getting angry]* Knock it off, Biggie! *[Biggie continues kicking]* Biggie... *[he pushes back on his seat by putting his feet on the dashboard and leaning back as Biggie keeps kicking it, making it move back and forth]*

* **Guy Diamond**: Hey, what's going on back there? *[Biggie's arm grabs him by the neck from below the screen and pulls him down. There is more commotion until they lose complete control of the plane, which finally falls out of the sky while everyone screams.*

* *The plane crashes and then morning comes. The wreckage is conveniently under Guy Diamond's pod, also conveniently without crashing into any other trolls' pods. Branch is seen upside down on his head with his body leaning against the plane. Guy Diamond is seen lying in the plane's doorway, both trolls stained with ice cream and looking worse for wear.]*

* **Branch**: Ugh... my head...

* *[Biggie is eating tubs of ice cream quite sloppily]*

* **Biggie**: *[cheerfully]* Good morning! How about a little hair of the dog?

* **Guy Diamond**: *[as Mr. Dinkles crawls on his head, eating ice cream off of his forehead]* Ugh, not so loud... I'll never eat ice cream again for as long as I live.

* **Branch**: Same here. *[realizing something]* Wait, what time is it?

* **Biggie**: 11:45.

* **Branch, Guy Diamond, Biggie**: *[freaking out]* 11:45?! *[Guy Diamond and Branch seem to be suddenly feeling better and all three rush around panicking]* We're gonna be late! *[they all run in different directions. Later, Branch is dressed in a tuxedo running past a tree, where the view pans up to show Poppy sitting at the top wearing a wedding dress and veil]*

* **Poppy**: *[singing]* Sometimes it don't go your way... *[speaking]* Branch?

* **Branch**: Poppy!

* **Poppy**: Come on up!

* **Branch**: *[climbs up the tree, flipping around the tree's branches with his hair, then landing at the next to the last point]* What are you doing up here?

* **Poppy**: Thinking about us. *[she slips from where she's sitting]* Whoops, *[screams]* *[Branch extends his arms forward and catches her, then they both laugh.]*

* **Poppy and Branch**: *[singing]* Sometimes it don't go your way...

* **Branch**: *[continues singing, but Poppy has stopped]* Sometimes you gotta-

* **Poppy**: Branch. *[Branch stops singing]* I can't do this.

* **Branch**: *[sadly]* Oh...