Lost and Returned

Undead beings are attacking Theros under the command of Queen Nekros. Our heroes must defeat her before every Therosian is a zombie under her control. Meanwhile, the Silver Queen believes this chaos is the perfect cover for her political and economic machinations

## Major Plot Points

* Queen Penelope Heliodson of Theros died a decade ago. Her son, Prince Demetrius, was only 8-years-old at the time.
* Prince Varik Heliodson, brother of the fallen queen, left his military position and became king regent. His nephew became his ward.
* Ten years later, shadowy soldiers attacked King Demetrius' coronation. They slaughtered dozens of innocents until a group of brave heroes rose up to defend Setessa, the capital of Theros.
* To their shock, they discovered these creatures were intelligent undead humanoids who warned that Queen Nekros was coming.
* The Trinity, Theros' ruling council, tasked our heroes with investigating this Queen Nekros and destroying her undead army. The Trinity is made up of King Demetrius, Oracle Morrigan Ambrose, and Archon Daenyra Drakos.
* In the mayhem, Sprocket "Ballsy" Gnoman III's shop was destroyed. He later saw a silver hand crushing Setessa in a vision at a temple of Ephara.
* Sprocket and Dikarus Bottombane went to the gnome's destroyed shop and failed to find anything salvageable. Sprocket discovered the damage his store suffered was different than what the undead did to the city.
* The party escorted King Demetrius to his ancestral Temple of the Sun so he could commune with his ancestors and the sun god Heliod. He hoped they could shed light on the undead threat facing Theros.
* Our heroes went into the sun temple and found Queen Nekros there. She raised the Heliodson family members entombed in its crypts as zombies. After defeating her undead soldiers, she teleported with the Heliodsons via shadow magic. A saddened Demetrius failed to commune with Heliod.
* When the Trinity tasked the party to go to Meletis to research the undead, they stopped in Stellanus along the way. They helped Spyral, the nyxborn son of Phaenax, get the Cloak of Kruphix so he could escape murderous Klothis cultists who saw him and his father as abominations to order.
* In Meletis, the party rescued the muses from the evil Barda Stryzand.
* The group discovered Oracle Oleandra, a member of Meletis' Philosopher's Star council, had been replaced by a changeling named Lux working for the Spellfire Club. After freeing Oleandra and defeating Lux, Meletis promised their arcane knights.
* Pan Sexual Dora tasked the party with finding and escorting a dangerous box. They successfully delivered it to her, fighting off a Spellfire Club agent and gaining an elephant friend named Tuskeroo.
* Along the way to Akros, the party peacefully settled a feud between Cerze and a village poaching in the Nessian Woods.
* The party entered the Iroan Games, winning some gold medals, and prevented a Spellfire Club agent from becoming Akros' new Lord Commander.
* Thysia, a small village, miraculously survived an onslaught of Returned soldiers that destroyed its neighbors. The party discovered the mayor mare made a deal with a Returned general named Pterax. Both were brought to justice.
* In a massive battle against The Returned, King Demetrius tried trapping an undead giant in a fiery dome. The giant tore it open, causing a massive explosion that decimated both sides. King Demetrius hasn't been seen since.
* Prince Varik ascended to the throne, severing official ties with the party. Our heroes now serve the Archon and Oracle in secret. They quickly learned the undead aren't gone as they're causing trouble in the minotaur's badlands of Phoberos.
* At the Forge of the World, the Acolytes fail to recruit the leonin to their side because they liberated their Oracle Rorza instead. It's revealed Dikarus is the son of the Silver Queen and SBG3 is an anvilwrought.
* The group recruit Spellfire Club agent Venema Pythonia as their spy and exorcise Sybil at the Moon's Mirror.
* The Acolytes descend into the Underworld where they make a deal with Erebos to kill King Varik in exchange for King Demetrius' soul. If they help complete his godkiller potion and use it to kill Phaenax, Erebos will give them a free vial. Their trip earns the loyalty of the satyrs.
* It's discovered The Returned are souls who escaped the Underworld but were cursed by Erebos for crossing the threshold.
* Holy Lady Labya and the Acolytes kill Sir Vix and rid Theros of the Cult of Vulveeta.
* The Acolytes recruit the Amazons and defeat Leonvari Boneclaw and Umbra Lee of The Returned.
* Our heroes discover King Varik is the Obsidian King of the Spellfire Club and succeed in killing him.
* Mrs. Claws comes to town and the Acolytes destroy her.
* The missing Colossus of Akros reappears in the Badlands. Once the Acolytes stop the Spellfire Club agent controlling it, they recruit the minotaurs into their army.
* Rory Sharptooth is elected to the Cuntcil of Verse Sai. The Gays are now part of the Army of the Living.
* The group finds the lost city of Atlantis and defeat Solomon Kleftis, another Spellfire Club agent.
* The Acolytes take the fight to the Silver Queen herself and slay Emma Diamondfrost and Alexios Nikiti.
* SBG3 falls under the influence of Hadar.
* The tritons join the army of the living after the Acolytes kill the terrorist Buoyoncé Shoals.
* The Acolytes free the town of Erodys from the mad love of Hedonia Hartz and Valentina Lovemoon.
* After the party kills Orion, an emissary of Hadar, the centaurs are freed from their divine mission and join the war against The Returned.
* Our heroes prevent The Returned from spreading their Elvirus pandemic.
* In the Vault of Kruphix, the Acolytes defeat Returned pirate Vanora Wake and pick up some powerful weapons.
* In Lunasa's mortal manor, the party discovers the moon goddess transformed a Returned Queen Penelope into Queen Nekros as a petty way to get back at the Heliodson family. They kill Daxos Shadowhorn before he can widely use his magic to turn mortals into the Returned.
* The party leads the army of the living into Deuteros and kill Queen Nekros.
* At the Festival of Life, the Acolytes summon Phaenax and kill him. Layla and Holy Lady Labya ascend as sister goddesses Timeless Beauty and Grandfather Clock.

## Episodes

01. Intro02. Black Hole Sun03. Starboy04. Fame05. Bring U Down06. Secret07. Monster08. Stadium Love09. Hell Is Round the Corner10. Forgiveness11. How Soon Is Now?12. I Am Not a Robot13. Mirror14. My Boys Builds Coffins15. Degausser16. Savage17. Queendom18. Boss Bitch19. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy20. Colossus of Rhodes21. On the Regular22. Sea of Love23. Killer Queen24. Waves25. Bad Romance26. Zebra27. I'm So Sick28. Gimme the Loot29. Queen30. Don't Fear The Reaper31. Salvation32. Let's Face the Music and Dance