Lowkey I Have No Idea What's Going On

**Lowkey I Have No Idea What's Going On** is the sixth episode of Survivor: Antelope Canyon

## Story

C'mon in guys! Both of you know who went home, so I think we don't need any introductions.

Vince feels like he needs to lie about his vote last night

i want to create distrust with the group of kanjono, to make it easier to flip on them

But Dan catches on fairly quickly

You can vote against Traz
I have no quarrels with that
But you LIE to me??
Oh boi
You don't know who you're playing against :rabbit2:

So guys, without further ado. I feel it's time for a merge, so everybody drop your buffs, we're merging!

The castaways get to work on a name. A lot of ideas are thrown out until Vince suggests "Mativa", which he says is Samoan for "Canyon." Everyone agrees to this name, but upon further inspection "Mativa" truly means "Poverty" in Samoan.

Someones saying their vote was my vote which is always fun

Like he knows he, I, and Mick are on the top
Kanjono is in the majority so we could just easily pick off Akvo, one by one.
The thing is I don't believe on straightforward approach.
There is a possibility that tables will be turned against us.
And if that is so, I don't wanna be the person being slapped by a rude awakening.
Buckle up, buckaroo ...

Morge is Vory Gord

## At Camp

Pusheen talks on their challenge preformance

I don’t think I had any chance at einniny
But I could have done way better
But if I’m not a challenge threat then it might help me last longer

Pusheen goes on to make a majority alliance with Zachary, Queenie, Mick, Dan, Sherlock, Vince

Zachary isn't too fond of the idea of working with them, however

So I’ll work with them but I don’t trust them at all
Well if that majority alliance is made it’s clear I’m number 7 duh.

Mick gives an update on the current goings-on

I needed to sleep.. the final challenge I lost was an endurance challenge that went on for 10 hours over night.
My name has been thrown around a lot it seems to be added to alliances. I guess we'll see tonight what alliances were true and where I end up.

Sherlock talks about the over-abundance of advantages

again, i could be completely wrong and being such an overthinker rn
considering this info: imagine me (legacy advantage holder), trix, akvo idol holder, kanjono idol holder, merge idol holder, and someone who presumably wins immunity miraculously ended up at the f6 and we played them at the same time.
we'd be like "i guess no one's going home tonight."

Vince gives us his plans for the rest of the game

and from there i can vibe
as long as the sauce sticks together i can go to the end, basically
and if they don't i'll figure out a plan b
but i'm sittin pwetty for the time being

Dan touches on his plans as well

Those are the three people I need out of here ASAP
If you only voted for Trix, Vince :cry:
And then didn't lie to me
Ohhh well

A plan is made by the majority Kanjono alliance to split 3-3 on Zachary and Pusheen, with Vince voting one or the other.

One of them will be going :pregnant\_woman\_tone2:
If Ezra is going to be the one pulling alliances together then I need to make sure I’m the more social one - that take to people more than just about the game - and also have side deals going on
I’d love to have a F2 deal with Vince... he’s someone I could easily be with at the end and win against, I believe

However Vince has other plans

but i'm not giving up
i want to make a move on sherlock
4-3-3 style
if mick is being truthful, which i feel he is
this'll work
if he isn't
good on him
cause i'm falling for it
but fuck being the number 7 in an alliance of 7

Then, Dan and Sherlock try to work with Queenie

* **Queenie:** Because if the vote goes bad With people i am not close with! People who just messaged me That they dont know who the fuck the vote is. So how the hell Am I The Queen Supposed to trust in what they are saying??? And it confuses me. I just feel like if shit goes south
* **Sherlock:** I mean it is because of the split, some has to vote for push, some for zach. if u aren't down to vote for push, dan could vote for push and u to zach.
* **Dan:** Yoyooy Queenie chill, we know what's happening on both sides, how could it go sideways?
* **Sherlock:** we know what's happening so i don't know how it would end up badly
* **Queenie:** So when I hear u say one thing And all ur clueless allies words to me. It makes me question shit. Like Y all brought me in with y all, But if u really cared I would be in with ALL y all!!
* **Sherlock:** don't queenie, if i hadn't make it clear, we are with u, we have your back.
* **Queenie:** I need the whole squad
* **Dan:** We were all voting for Zach, because when I talked with Gilbo/Zach/Kelsey in the morning they preferred for Pusheen to go, so it was easier to tell them to keep the vote for Pusheen. Like I've said We've got your back

But Queenie doesn't like the plan, backfiring on Sherlock

WHICH IS ANNOYING BECAUSE I COULD BE SLEEPING SOUNDLY RN
BUT SHE JUST HAVE TO BE IN HER FEELINGS ABOUT IT.
AND I HAVE TO USE MY VOTE BLOCK ADVANTAGE TO POSSIBLY SAVE MY ASS

## Tribal Council

* **Poison:** Welcome in folks. Let's get started, shall we? To the Original Akvo members, here's the obvious question. Your OG tribe is down in numbers 3-7, making you an obvious minority. Question is do you feel safe for tonight's vote?
* **Pusheen:** Yeah we are at a huge disadvantage, so I feel completely vulnerable. My only hope is that people can realize that I want to work with them and I will not betray them.
* **Zachary:** Yes , I mean it’s pretty obvious we’re down in numbers 3-7 if people are voting on tribal lines but, on the flip side their can’t be 7 people in end so idk.
* **Queenie:** No, I do not feel safe at all. LOL throw ya girl a lifecoat because I am drowning.
* **Poison:** Unfortunately this boat is not up to code so we have no lifevests in stock. Mick, yet again you have immunity, congratulations. But do you feel this streak of immunities may put a target on your back?
* **Mick:** I didn’t win last immunity because of anything other than the auction. I think I just got really lucky today, it seemed I was one of the last people to submit. I’d hope it doesn’t put a target on my back. It’s way too early for stuff like that.
* **Poison:** Speaking on that, Kelsey you barely got 3rd place and almost won the trip to exile. Do you think you could have tried harder to get there?
* **Kelsey:** im a little sad abt that bc it was hard for me to get what i got in the first place but i was so closeee
* **Poison:** Again, on that note. Gilbo, you lost the challenge, but now you have a chance at immunity in the f9 at exile. Is this a fun prospect for you, and how does it affect your game?
* **Gilbo:** I dont really know, the key word in that is chance, so for all I know it may be harder for me to get immunity than everyone else and we just have to see how it plays out.
* **Poison:** Nice. Trix, you received votes last night, so my question is do you feel safe at all?
* **Trix:** I DID Get Votes, But I do feel safe.

At tribal council, the vote ties 4-4-2 with Kelsey quickly switching her vote to Zachary. Without this move, the vote would be 4-3-3 with Kelsey being sent home. (Dan also uses his Clock Idol on himself, but it negates no vote)

Then everything goes haywire

* **Kelsey:** oh boy i am now nervous
* **Zachary:** Oop. Well Ig it’s probably gonna me goodluck then. Well I guess I should plead my case ?idek
* **Kelsey:** its been a while since ive been in a tied vote ^^;;
* **Zachary:** Well umm , it’s clear that really it’s Dan , and Sherlock in the power positions. Clearly because they’ve created an alliance with literally everyone in this game. They made a deal with me queenie and pusheen to spilt the vote between Gilbo and traz - so I’m saying that are you really number one, two or three in your 7 person power alliance . Because it doesn’t seem like it at all
* **Vince:** if anyone wants to join me and vote for kelsey, door is wide open :)
* **Zachary:** Dan quote said “ Gilbo is a physical threat so we should get rid of him”. In an alliance chat. So where’s the trust? Please tell me
* **Vince:** i’m just not a fan of being number 7 in an alliance of 7 :)
* **Kelsey:** whats the alliance of 7
* **Vince:** kanjono, of course
* **Kelsey:** oh, like the tribe ?
* **Vince:** when i’m the only person from there not let on in a plan to split votes, it doesn’t bode super well
* **Zachary:** I mean if your number 7 Gilbo number 6 I believe since dan and Sherlock were quick to throw you under the bus
* **Vince:** if one of you wants to make a move, do it now and force rocks :)
* **Dan:** Xdd nice try guys. I told Gilbo about the alliance like 12 hours ago, Trix is with us as well
* **Zachary:** Why did you throw Gilbo under the bus. Then
* **Vince:** bro we know exactly who the alliance is, it’s kanjono minus me
* **Dan:** Yes Vince. It's Kanjono minus you
* **Vince:** sorry for being a snake when i’m literally the only dude from kanjono who isn’t let in on the plan to split votes. kinda makes me think: hmm maybe i won’t do that
* **Zachary:** How are we the real snakes when you guys came to us with an alliance
* **Dan:** Maybe you shouldn't lie about the vote on the first tribal. Then people would trust you (Talking to Vince)
* **Vince:** and i don’t regret it. it wasn’t a plan i was down with and no one was willing to budge it seemed
* **Mick:** Not to interject and stir the drama, but according to chat logs, Vince is actually the the first person that suggest splitting on Trix and Gilbo in an alliance chat between Akvo, Dan, Sherlock, and I
* **Vince:** you’re correct, because i had planned to align with akvo the second we merged. just because it didn’t work doesn’t mean i regret it
* **Kelsey:** low key i have no idea whats going on
* **Mick:** Okay well there you go. People can either join a flipper or stay loyal to the people that protected them
* **Poison:** ALRIGHT! And with that, it's time to revote. Kelsey and Zachary can not vote, as for the rest of you, you can only vote for either Zachary or Kelsey.

At the revote, Gilbo and Trix vote for Zachary, while Pusheen flips his vote against Zachary as well.

* First Vote
* Revote

## Trivia

* The episode title comes from Sherlock and Kelsey, who both coincidentally said similar things. Sherlock said it in his confessional, while Kelsey commented with it in tribal chat.