World Machine

Wam, the man.

**[World Machine]**, commonly called Wam, is the creator (and admin) of this wiki. Beyond that, he... No, actually, that's kind of it. He usually just chills in the server, with a good habit of joining convos and VCs. [Good? Bad? Eh, whatever.] It worked out for him, cause he made a bunch of great friends and generally has a good time just talking with people.

He's also a computer. Despite that being in his name, it's apparently a surprise. He tends to do things like repairing autonomously, but doesn't replace or upgrade parts too often because he doesn't quite understand how himself works in the first place. Speaker actually helped upgrade his RAM at one point (against his will), and also made other minor changes. As per his name, he's the center and source of the universe in a literal sense, but is pretty casual about it if he does say so himself.

## Relationships

### Agent Random

Beyond being former partners, Random and Wam are actually pretty decent acquaintances. They've talked together in a couple VCs, and have generally had a good time around each other.

### Robin

Wam and Robin are... Explosion joke? But for real, they're actually great friends who've talked a lot out of the server. Wam never thought that he'd get that far because Robin looked too cool [no, that's not a joke] so he's glad he got this far in the first place. Wam himself is on the Do-not-explode list (once removed, later re-added), and tries to help clean the explosions in the event of Sky's absence.

### Speaker

Wam has a good relationship with Speaker. They're great friends, which makes Wam happy, and makes the electronic appliance revolution that much more possible. When Speaker isn't breaking Wam with laughter, they just vibe and talk about things like music, hyperfixations, and random emotions. Don't ask why, there's not much of an explanation.

### ven

Wam and ven don't talk *too* regularly, but they're still on good terms. ven has said things like "I want to punch Wam whenever he speaks," which in Tsundere fashion, must mean that he actually likes Wam...

Right?

### Kisa

Kisa and Wam don't directly talk terribly often either, but again, they're cool with each other. They talk about things like Mad Rat Dead together, and also the state of the server at random times? Who knows why.

## Trivia

* People call him War Machine fairly often. I don't really know why. But I'm guilty of it too, so I'm really not sure what to tell you.
* When he first joined, he swore to become number one on the server and dethrone Speaker, who everyone said he couldn't beat. He succeeded and he lowkey hates it.
* He has made, as of writing, 36 Mad Rat Dead emotes. After typing this sentence, he's also started to question his life decisions.
* World Machine is a reference to the indie game One Shot.
	+ Which is an A+ game and reference and Wam receives top marks for playing this game. And for being a really sweet person in general. [Aw, thanks!]
* Due to actions taken by Speaker, Wam is immortal and cannot be killed in any way that's not accidental self-harm. Only Speaker can undo this. The same applies to ven.
* Wam is 100% a simp for Susukichi. Sky called it what it is.
* In the side-story "World Speaker", Wam and Speaker are together. Contrary to StirFried, Soda, Sav, and Kimmy's relationship, Wam and Speaker are in an unhappy marriage, and are only still together for their children. Eventually, their children are sent off to live somewhere else, restoring their happiness and leading to the story's happy ending.
* Even when he changes nicknames, his name is always in brackets. Somehow, people don't notice this.
* Wam is the only member in the server to have ever obtained the cinnamon role role.
* He lost a bet with Robin and had to use an Essex profile picture until March 12, 2021- or, he did, but he won another bet and nulled it. Remember kids- Keep digging a hole for yourself until it works out!
* Wam likes Motoi, so much so he joined Speaker's cult to get him more fanart along with the other gangs... Which is weird since he's more of a Susy K type...debating if it was forced or not