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Rock, Paper, Scissors, WAX

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Right shitchops, paper, scissors, stone! Who ever loses gets to chuck hot wax on the winner.* "
— Dainton explaining the stunt

This was a stunt from the third series of Dirty Sanchez and serves as a continuation of the Dainton vs Pritchard rivalry.

## Recipe for disaster

* Rivalry
* Bucket of hot wax
* Challenge

## Rock paper scissors

First Dainton explained the stunt to Pritchard whom enjoys challenges. Who ever loses gets to chuck hot wax on the winner.

First round:

* Pritchard = stone
* Dainton = Scissors

**Pritchard wins**

Second round

* Pritchard = scissors
* Dainton = stone

**Dainton wins**

Third round
Unknown what happened

**Dainton wins**

Forth round

* Pritchard = scissors
* Dainton = stone

**Dainton wins**

Fifth round

* Pritchard = paper
* Dainton = stone

**Pritchard wins**

Sixth round
Unknown turnout

**Dainton wins**

Challenge winner: **Pritchard**

After the stunt Pritchard dunked his head into the bucket of hot wax.

## Aftermath

The boys had wax stuck all over their bodies. Burn marks were left behind on their skin as well as the wax causing their head to become sticky. Pritchard had to be given a brush which tore out a bit of his hair.

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap
Snow

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*We're gonna go in the snow. In err this massive snow drift with nothing apart from our boxer shorts*"
— Dainton explaining the stunt

This was a stunt that involved the Sanchez boys being buried in snow and seeing who lasts the longest. It was from the first series.

## Recipe for disaster

* Snow
* More snow
* Even more snow!

## Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Dainton explained the stunt to the boys at first before they all took their clothes off. Dan complained all the way through, but unfortunately for him, it only got worst.

The boys laid down on the snow as the producers put more snow on them. They all laid still while more snow was put on. Pancho screamed, Dan complained and Dainton closed his eyes from the freezing pain. As it got colder, they all started regretting it and even started to to make comments of giving up. Dan was the first to leave followed shortly after by Pancho, who was happy not to be last.

Dainton and Pritchard decided to challenge each other further in order to settle down their rivalry. They stayed still for a few minutes, Pritchard soon gave up leaving Dainton to gloat on his win.

## Aftermath

"*My feet are like a block of wood*"
— Pancho

All suffered a lot of cold pain. Pancho was unable to walk and had to be carried, Dainton couldn't feel any body parts and Pritchard had pain in his feet.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
Fish slap

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This was a minor prank involving only two of the Sanchez boys. Dainton was the prankster here while Pritchard was the victim.

## Recipe for disaster

* Fish
* Face
* Friends

## I got a Fishy feeling about this

While fishing in Greece, Pritchard had gotten himself a fish. Pritchard was playing with the fish for example he acted as if the fish was his penis. Pritchard and Dainton decided to look at the catch. While Pritchard observed the fish, Dainton grabbed the fish and slapped Pritchard over the face.

## Aftermath

No real pain involved but Pritchard would have smelt a bit fishy.

## Gallery of fish

1/2

Mouse trap
Dolly Daint

Style
 Participants
 Last Appearance

"*Sew your mouth shut?!*"
— Dainton doesn't realise what's gonna happen

This was a stunt that appeared in both the end credit scene of the movie and shown fully in Series four of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* lips
* Needle
* Guitar string

## Tight lips

The boys started their stunts after doing the Fiesta challenge and noticing that no one lost the challenge the boys decided to pick tags out of a hat to indicate which stunt they should perform. Dainton picked his stunt and was left in fear. Dainton got a guitar string, because it was more "metal", and a needle and started sewing his mouth shut. It too Dainton a long time to sew his mouth due to how hard it was to pierce straight through the lips as well as the huge amount of pain Dainton went through. At the end Dainton succeed to sew his mouth shut and decided to use scissors to cut the wires out.

## Aftermath

Surprisingly there was a lack of blood after the stunt however Dainton regarded the stunt as one of the worst and the most painful.

## Gallery of Pain

The face says it all

Frozen poo

Voodoo trance
Darts

Style
 Participants
Matthew Pritchard
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance
 Last Appearance

**Darts** is the name of a short section of the Dirty Sanchez film where Pritchard and Dainton fucked around with darts while Dan and Pancho watched.

## Stabby stabby stab!/Bullseye!

For whatever reason Pritchard and Dainton decided to pass the time by playing around with darts and fucking around with each other. The first thing that is seen of this is Pritchard stabbing a dart in the table in-between the gaps of Dainton's hand, very similar to the knife game, After speeding up Pritchard decided to just stab one of Dainton's fingers, which caused him to scream out in pain and get angry at Pritchard.

"*It went in! It went in! It went in my finger!* "
— Pritchard after Dainton landed a bullseye on his fingernail.
Next up was Dainton, shown standing on a chair above a scared looking Pritchard as he prepared to throw the dart at his hand. Somehow Dainton managed to throw it down in such a way that he got a bullseye right on Pritchard's fingernail, causing him to be in a lot of pain and get angry at Dainton.

## Aftermath

"*Don't play darts with Dainton.*"
— Pritchard showing the camera his nail after Dainton's bullseye.
Pritchard warned the viewers never to play darts with Dainton, showing his fingernail was now bleeding from where the dart had hit it.

In the commentary when asked about it Pritchard confirmed that the fingernail did indeed fall off after what had happened.
Behind the seven deadly sins

First aired
 No. of episodes
 Previous series

"*This new MTV series takes Dirty Sanchez to a new level of depravity*"
— Blurb on cover of the DVD

The fourth series featured seven episodes that goes behind the scenes of the movie and shows the boys reactions to each sin that they had to perform in each of the countries.

## Premise

Similarly to the third series, each episode was set in a different country. However in this case it follows the same pattern of the movie (Sloth,Wrath,Lust,Envy,Pride,Gluttony and then Greed) It also gives the viewer a guide through what was happening during each stunt and answers questions to why the boys did particular stunts. The series also highlights some stunts that were not featured in the final cut of the film.

## Reception

The series was only shown once on TV unlike the other seasons that were repeated on TV, so many missed the series and the only way to see the show was to buy a DVD. Unlike previous series, this series was mediocre among fans. Though not hated, some wished that the series offered more, this most likely stems from the fact that unlike the last three series this one is more of a behind the scenes documentary of the film and didn't feature any new stunts apart from what was shown in the film and the DVD extras.

## DVD Release

Like previously the series was released on to DVD. It featured the usual things that the previous DVDs offered as well as some advertisements for the movie. It contained a image gallery and a *nike* Put it where you want it tour which was filmed after the series.

## Gallery

Pritchard's animal logo for Series 4Pancho's animal logoDainton's animal logoDan's animal logo
## Trivia

* This is the first and only series to not use the usual Dirty Sanchez theme tune.
* This series is the only time fans could get Dan and Pancho's behind the scenes info on the film, as both Dan and Pancho never turned up for the commentary for the film, with even Dainton, Pritchard and Jim Hickey not knowing where they were.

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Concentration test

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
Pancho
 First Appearance

"*It's all about concentration, yeah, forget about the pain*"
— The boss

This was a stunt in the second series of Dirty Sanchez. It was a test of concentration while also suffering a lot of pain in the process.

## Recipe for disaster

* Stomach
* Fist
* Feet
* Pain

## Painful concentration

The task was to keep still while being punched, whipped and jumped on. All the Sanchez boys layed next to one another on the ground while their boss "teaches" them about concentration.
Pritchard was the first to suffer, the boss punched him in the stomach. Dainton was soon next to get hit, this time hit with a ruler on his feet. Pancho, like Pritchard, was punched in the stomach while Dan was whipped with a ruler on his feet.

The next round of hits started with Dainton getting punched in the stomach, Pancho gets hit with a ruler across the stomach, the boss jumps onto Pritchard and punches Dan.

## Aftermath

Pritchard was shaking from the pain he endured, Pancho was in quite a bit of pain while Dan and Dainton were never seen in a lot of pain but they probably were.
Sleeping fag

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*We don't pick on Pancho really...aww shit yeah we do pick on Pancho when he falls asleep*"
— Dainton before the prank

This was a Pancho's wake up prank that featured Dainton putting cigarettes in Pancho's ear and up his nose.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cigarettes
* Heavy sleeper

## Smokey stuff

Dainton is in a car when Pancho falls asleep on his arm. Dainton begins the prank by putting a cigarette in one of Pancho's nostrils, he then lights the cigarette. Dainton then puts a second cigarette into the other nostril of Pancho. A third cigarette is put inside Pancho's ear, with Pritchard laughing in the back of the car. Two more cigarettes are put inside Pancho's mouth. Pancho then wakes up.

## Aftermath

Pancho knocks out the two cigarettes up his nose and then, without realizing, puts it back in to his mouth thinking it fell out of his mouth.

## Gallery of smoke

That's just not cricket
Grinding the rails

Style
 Participants

This was a minor stunt that appeared in the first series of Dirty Sanchez and only featured one Sanchez boy.

## Recipe for disaster

* Amateur grind rail
* Small compact room
* Weight

## "Follow me, set me free..."

The grind rail was made using random pieces of scrap such as a rail, rope and some boxes. Dan's job was to grind the amateur rail despite it being in a small room. Dan jumped and successfully grinded the rail but still fell on his back.

## Aftermath

Upon falling on his back Dan was in a lot of pain and didn't want to repeat the stunt.

That's just not cricket
Crash test dummy

Style
 Participants

"*Look what it says on his bonnet! Mr fucking fifty fifty!*"
— Dainton pointing out Pritchard's bonnet

This was a stunt from the third series of Dirty Sanchez and only involves Pritchard.

## Recipe for disaster

* Boulders
* Car
* Idiot

## Suicide is painless

After racing around Pritchard decided to stay within his car. He decided upon driving at full speed into a boulder. Pritchard was wearing only a helmet as he started charging up his car. Dainton shouts "Go!" and Pritchard is off. It took seven seconds for Pritchard to impact the boulder and upon doing so the car was damaged severely but Pritchard survived.

## Aftermath

The front of the car was totaled and Pritchard worst injury was hitting his shins.

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap
Mouse trap

Style
 First Appearance

"*Get ready to fucking run!*"
— Dainton's warning to the cameraman

This was a Pancho wake up prank from the third series of Dirty Sanchez and was featured as a post credit scene.

## Recipe for disaster

* Passed out midget
* Mousetrap
* Friends

## Get ready to run

Dainton had stumbled upon Pancho's body. Pancho had passed out from a day of partying and was laying flat down in front of a hotel they were staying in. Dainton with a mousetrap decided it would be great to wake Pancho up by trapping his nose. Dainton slowly snapped the mousetrap on Pancho's nose and managed to wake him up.

## Aftermath

To everyone's surprise Pancho didn't wake up straight away. Sadly the episode ended so it was unknown how Pancho reacted.

## Gallery of fail

sleeping like an angel

**Mouse trap**
Naked Paintball

Style
 Participants
Dan Joyce
Pancho
 First Appearance

"*I'm in the nude for fighting!*"
— Dan Joyce
**Naked Paintball**is a stunt that involves the Sanchez crew to shoot eachother with paintballs while naked. It first made an appearence in the first episode of Series one then made a second appearence in the movie where Pritchard was told that he could break the World record by being shot 103 times, there was no world record.

## Recipe for disaster

* Paintball guns
* Wear nothing but shoes and a helmet
* Good aim
* Wood or paintball shooting range.

## Front end and Rear end

The first part involved the Sanchez crew simply firing upon each other while naked, Pritchard was shot in the cheek resulting in bleeding. The point of this was to run, while naked, over to a wooden fence and jump over a wooden fence while being shot by paintballs. The first to go was Dainton who ran straight to the wooden fence and jumped over it swiftly. However he was shot in one of his testicles.

"*My friends are sadists so I thought I'll walk it.*"
— Pritchard before his walk of pain

    Pritchard decided to walk his run in hope his friends would let him off...he was wrong. Upon realizing this Pritchard ran the last section of the run. Pancho was next and once again ran as fast as he could. He dodged a lot of the paintball bullets but caught his testicles on the wooden fence when trying to over it. Joyce was the only one who didn't run.

## Aftermath

The aftermath of the naked paintball resulted in Dainton feeling paralysed on one side due to being hit in one of his testicles. Prichard suffered the worst injuries by being shot in the cheek of his arse, he started bleeding. Joyce's injuries were unknown as he didn't do the run. Pancho was in a lot of pain after being hit in the testicles.

## Gallery of pain

Run fat boy run.pngPancho's runPritchard before the runDaint's run.pngDainton's runPritch bloody arse.pngPritchard's injuriesPancho run.pngNaked paintball stunt.pngPritchard's walk
## Trivia

* This was the first shooting stunt as well as the first stunt involving paintballs.

That's just not cricket
Barb wire hurdles

Style
 Participants
Dan Joyce
Matthew Pritchard
 First Appearance

"*I can't even fucking jump over one of them even with the barb wire on them*"
— Dan Joyce
This was a stunt that involved all the Sanchez boys racing each other by jumping over hurdles covered with Barbed wire.

## Recipe for disaster

* Un fit runners
* Barbed wire
* Hurdles

## Let the games begin

Before the race, Jamacian Olympic runner, Linford Christie told the boys what to do. He instructed them to "Skim it" but knew that the barbed wire would get in the way.

The race got underway with all the Sanchez boys knelt and ready. Linford gave them a ready set go and the boys went for it. Pritchard and Dainton had no problem jumping over the hurdles however Joyce had slowed down to climb over it and Pancho tripped over the first hurdle and fell over. As the race pursues Dainton fell behind Pritchard by knocking into one of the hurdles while Pancho got up and jumped over the next few hurdles, Joyce was still just getting over his first few hurdles. Eventually Pritchard and Dainton were at the last leg and raced to the finishing line while Pancho decided to cheat by going underneath them.

## Aftermath

1st:Pritchard
2nd:Dainton
3rd:Pancho
4th:Joyce
Only Pancho and Joyce suffered any cuts as they were the only ones to knock into a barb wire hurdle, Dainton and Pritchard suffered no cuts.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
Sweaty arse

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*I'm about to lick Big D's armpits*"
— Dan Joyce

This was a stunt that appeared in the first series of Dirty Sanchez, featuring Dan Joyce and a wrestler called Big D and his friend.

## Recipe for disaster

* Fat people
* Tongue

## Licky lick

It is thought that this stunt is punishment for the Sanchez boys losing the Wrestling match earlier in the episode. Dan Joyce first starts to lick "Big D's" armpit first and almost pukes he then tries to lick Big D's friend's armpit but has his face shoved in by Big D.

After almost puking Dan is then forced to put his head where the sun doesn't shine. Big D grabs hold of Dan's head and starts to rub his head against his friend's arse.

## Aftermath

This being the first gut wrenching stunt by Dan Joyce, it soon became popular. Dan Joyce on the other hand was close to being sick after his experiences.

## Trivia

* This is the first gut wrenching stunt by Dan Joyce.
* It was called Sweaty Arse by MTV.

That's just not cricket
Dirt bike

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This is an unseen stunt that briefly appeared in one episode of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Stunt bike
* Rope
* Something heavy
* Wet dirt
* Face

## Messy, Messy, Messy...

Dan positioned himself behind the person on a stunt bike. The bike was tide to something heavy, presumably a car so it wouldn't speed off. The biker revved up his motors and made his back wheel turn at a high speed. Upon doing so the wet dirt under the bike wheel flew right into Dan's face, eventually the bike stopped moving and Dan was left with dirt all over him.
Sun burn

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Sun burnt and wet belly!*"
— Dainton before he hits Pritchard

This was a stunt from the third series of Dirty Sanchez involving two of the Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Sun burn
* Hand

## Like a chameleon

Pritchard had been lying in the sun too long and got sun burnt. Dainton decided to bring some pain and misery to Pritchard. Dainton slapped as hard as he could against Pritchard's stomach, where most of the sun burn was.

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap
Card trick

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*This is the deal, yeah. I've got these cards and they're blank.*"
— Dainton

This was a prank from the spinoff series, Sanchez Get High and features both Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Card
* Rubber spider
* Friends
* Arachnophobia

## Now you see me...

After taking Kampo to cure their fears. Dainton decided to play a trick on Pritchard. He played a card trick on Pritchard by giving him a pile of "blank" cards. One by one Dainton turns the cards over until he decided to shuffle them and pull out the top card. Dainton placed the top card on Pritchard's hand while also sticking a rubber spider on the back of Pritchard's right hand. Dainton ordered Pritchard to place his right hand on top of the card which and instantly spotted the rubber spider.

## Aftermath

Pritchard was quick to react shaking the toy off chucking it onto the floor. Dainton mocked Pritchard.
Crocodile clip

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This was a stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez and features only two of the Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Crocodile clips
* Penis
* Nipples
* Hand

## Snappy

Before the actual stunt began, Dainton had ordered some crocodile clips to do the stunt and tested it out on his hands. A naked Dainton decided to go first and had the clips on his nipples and his penis. Next Dan, dressed as "The Gimp" was given a clip by Pritchard in which he soon placed on his penis.

## Aftermath

The clips left holes where it had pierced the skin. Dainton felt more pain that Dan, screaming from it as it hurt him a lot. Dan, strangely, claimed that it was pleasurable in a "weird way"

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
How far can you go

Directed by

"*Tonight Dainton delves into the depths of self destruction. Pritchard continues his quest to out do himself. Small but deadly Pancho gets a well deserved slap. As for Daniel Joyce he just can't see the funny side.*"
— Opening narration
 This is the forth episode of series one of Dirty Sanchez. This episode focus's on the extreme lengths each Sanchez is willing to go to.

## Pritchard

"*Pritchard has to be the maddest of all us ause his..err..he'll do anything*"
— Dainton

Pritchard explains that as soon as he gets something in his head he instantly has to do it. Pritchard can't see himself living over fifty, Dan agrees.

Joyce says that Pritchard is in a league of his own and enjoys seeing him act crazy. Pancho believes that Pritchard wants to get more mad than usual, creating his version of rock and roll. Pancho does not think that Pritchard takes it too far and believes it is decision when to stop. Dainton thinks Pritchard enjoys pain.

### Stunts Featured

* Plate smashing
* Meter of mustard
* Mask
* Meat Tenderiser
* Mouse catcher
* Living Punching bag

## Dainton

"*Seen Blair witch? Haven't seen nothing yet!*"
— Dainton

Pritchard portrays Dainton as someone who loves the dark and macabre. Pancho thinks Dainton is satanist. Pancho also shows a discomfort in the extreme things Dainton has done.

Dainton denies being a satanist and being into the dark and macabre. He just likes having a laugh.

### Stunts Featured

* Satan worshipper
* Heavy metal

## Pancho

"*Have I got the short man syndrome? Damn right I have!*"
— Pancho

Pritard explains that Pancho is ether nice or he is angry Pancho. Dainton agrees that Pancho has short man syndrome but only when he is drunk. The boys also describe Pancho's slaps and how they hurt.

Pancho thinks of himself as a kind person you just have to get to know him. He also reveals that he use to be an Alter boy.

### Stunts featured

* Custard pie
* Slaps

## Dan Joyce

"*He says nothing bothers him. But we found out that since doing filming that obviously quite a few things bother him*"
— Pritchard

Pritchard and Dainton think the same about Joyce being easily offended and angered. They portray him as a killjoy and someone who needed to lighten up. Pancho only sees Joyce angry when he can't take a joke properly.

### Stunts Featured

* Hot chocolate
* Ragworm man (gag)
* Pube pizza
* Figure skating

## Trivia

* For some reason while some shots show a T-shirt being blurred out in other shots the same T-shirt appears unblurred and normal.
* This episode features the most amount of blood in the series.

## Reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnpQWut7pd4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUlLB4Cyb2g

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Brand

Style
 Participants
An American
 First Appearance

"*I want a fucking proper cowboy to brand me*"
— Pritchard

This was a stunt from the second series of Dirty Sanchez. It has made two appearances the stunt but one was only featured on DVD as a bonus feature.

## Recipe for disaster

* Brand
* Fire
* Skin

## Branded

Pritchard wanted to be branded. A "cowboy" said that it would "fucking hurt" but it fell on deaf ears. Pritchard was going to get branded with a "DS" which stands for Dirty Sanchez, if you're not a complete moron.

Pritcard pulled down his trousers and shown off his leg to the brander. Instantly the cowboy branded Pritchard's leg. Pritchard moved out the way before it could be proberly pressed. A second attempt came soon after and Pritchard decided to stay still and did so successfully even if it hurt a lot. He later wanted one on his head, but it never happened.

A second branding involved a producer, in order to get him apart of the Sanchez crew. He had the brand on his arm.

## Aftermath

"*That fucking hurt man. Jesus yes! Fucking yes!*"
— Pritchard after the brand.

Most obviously it hurt but as the cowboy said it only hurts for two seconds before the muscle is burnt away. The most obvious aftermath was the brand itself left a burnt mark on the body.

## Trivia

* A very similar stunt would be featured in the second Jackass movie, only instead of random parts of the body Bam Margera would have his done on his bare ass, with help from Ryan Dunn. However unlike the Dirty Sanchez crew Bam's penis brand would end up heavily infected, possibly due to having it done multiple times in one go on the same spot.
Hair salon boss

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

This is one of the many bosses that appear in Jobs for the boyos, he appears in the first episode of the series Health and Beauty.

He the boss of a Hair salon in Scotland. He had the unfortunate experience in teaching the four Sanchez boys into becoming professional hair and make up stylers. He however joined in on some of the fun sometimes.

## Opinions on the Sanchez members

### Lee Dainton

Though he never really gave personal opinions on any of the Sanchez members it is really unknown what he thought unless one was to judge his reactions or facial expressions to the member. He seem quite calm and okay with Dainton never getting angry with him. However he seems just as cruel as Dainton when something goes wrong or someone gets hurt for example when Dainton stuck a needle in Pritchard's head the boss laughed at Pritchard's pain. He favoured Dainton's work in the Perfect makeover challenge along side Pritchard.

### Matthew Pritchard

Like Dainton, he never gave a in depth opinion on Pritchard but it seems he like Pritchard a lot. He seemed to praise Pritchard for his skills at the work place. He favoured both Pritchard and Dainton's work in the Perfect makeover challenge.

### Dan Joyce

Once again he never gave a big analyse for Dan. He did however enjoy hitting Dan on the head with a comb though.

### Pancho

"*Bad boy!*"
— Pancho being told off

The only real person the boss saw problems with was little Pancho. Pancho had stolen from the boss which angered the boss resulting in Pancho being demoted. Interestingly the boss is never seen with Pancho in the same room together other than this one incident, unless it was for the makeup challenge that is.
Fastest punch

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Everybody on the two coaches are cracking up, Everybody, the crew, the drivers, the tour manager.* "
— Dainton describes the chaos

This was a challenge/drunk gag that involved non of the Sanchez boys, instead it has a camera man and Johnny B.

## Recipe for disaster

* Alcohol
* Fists
* Challenging a tough guy

## Bust some noses

It appears that Johnny B had some drinks and so did a cameraman. One of the two dared the other to see who could punch each other the fastest, or something similar. The cameraman lent forward to get Johnny but Johnny was clearly faster and stronger and punched the cameraman in the face.
Johnny got up smiling with both thumbs up but was told off by Pancho.

## Aftermath

"*You fucking bust my nose!*"
— The cameraman

The cameraman was the only injury in the incident. His nose was bleeding but it was unknown if it were broken as well.

## Trivia

* This is the only stunt that none of the Sanchez boys took part in.

Mouse trap
Envy

Directed by

"*Thailand has two constrasts, you got the hussers and bruisers then on the other side you've got one of the most peaceful, beautiful islands on the planet*"
— Dainton

This is the fourth episode of the fourth series of Dirty Sanchez. This episode is set in the Phi Phi islands where the boys have to compete to try and live in a lap of luxury or suffer the consequence. It also highlights the Pritchard vs Dainton rivalry which was during this section of the film.

## Envy

The boys needed a break so they decided to set themselves in the Phi Phi islands. However things were not that simple as the boys had to first win a challenge in order to have a good nights rest.

## Rivalry

Pritchard was unhappy with being forced to live in a slum for a week, so much so, he decided to piss Dainton off. Upon doing so Dainton got Pritchard back which in turn resulted in the boys declaring that they'd fight each other in a boxing ring.

Dainton took the days of training very seriously with Pancho on his side. In contrast to Pritchard who was too busy getting drunk during the night and too busy messing around with Dan Joyce during the day.

When it came to the fight, it was shown in cinemas and on TV that it was a one round knock out. Dainton obviously had tinkered with the editing process of the film as the real fight lasted around four rounds and four hours. Because Pritchard lost, he had to now regain his pride by doing something ludicrous.

### Stunts Featured

* I Love Dainton
* World Record break (reveal)
* Fight of the decade/The real thing

## The Day off

"*Throughout the six weeks of filming, flying here there and everywhere, we had one day off.*"
— Pancho

The producers allowed the boys to have at least two days off where they could relax. However, their time of relaxation was interrupted when the producers demanded that the boys up the boob count by playing a game of volleyball with some Swedish girls. After that the boys continued their day off by performing stunts and playing challenges.

### Stunts Featured

* Flipper race
* Volleyball

## Gallery

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•**Envy**•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
Mykel Hawke

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

"*I'm here to repent you from your sins of gluttony*"
— The Hawke

Mykel Hawke, most commonly refered to as Myke Hawke by the boys, is a retired U.S. Army Special Forces officer, author, and television and film personality. He is perhaps best known for his role on the Discovery Channel survival reality TV series, Man, Woman, Wild, where he appeared alongside his wife, Ruth England, a British TV presenter and actress. Hawke made two appearances in Dirty Sanchez.

## Role in Dirty Sanchez

Mykel Hawke was hired to teach the boys how to survive the wild. He taught them how to use weapons, drink their own piss, eat insects, kill a chicken and to walk on fire. This was all done to repent the boys from their sin of gluttony while also systematically torturing the Sanchez crew.

## Opinions of the Sanchez boys

He never specified in particularly what he personally thought of the boys except that he was proud of the horrors they had to endure, and even in his serious way of talking tried to help Pritchard remain calm when it came time to kill a spider after Pritch claimed it would bite him. He also drank with the boys suggesting he liked them or seemed positive towards them. He also had a good sense of humor as well, possibly knowing his name would make the boys come up with jokes afterwards he at first made the boys think they had one more trail to do, much to their displeasure, however when it turned out that it was a minute to come out with all the "Mike Hawke" jokes that they could possibly think of and had thought of this made the boys laugh and Dan took the opportunity to touch his head and come up with "I'm touching the head of Myke Hawke!", prompting Mykel to end the "trail" after only one pun, making everyone laugh more. When asked about his time with the boys Myke Hawke further showcased his dry form of comedy by claiming that spending time with the Sanchez crew was better than masturbation.
Cactus fall

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*In typical Sanchez fashion!*"
— Pritchard before pushing Dainton

This was a stunt from the third series of Dirty Sanchez and only involved only two of the Sanchez members.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cactus
* friends

## I'm falling for you

In Spain the Sanchez boys found a cactus. Knowing their previous antics involving cacti, it was obvious that they would hurt one another. Dainton was the chosen victim to take part and Pritchard had the joy of pushing him. Pritchard pushed Dainton into the bush of cacti and obviously got hurt.

## Aftermath

"*Like a prick or two?*"
— Pancho mocks Dainton

Spines from the cacti were stuck in Dainton's skin as well as some grazing from the dirt.

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap
Darryl Cashman

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

"*I was brought in to err try and find something, gainful employment for these guys*"
— Darryl

Darryl Cashman is a recruitment agent who was hired by the Dirty Sanchez production team to give all the Sanchez boys a job to work.

## History

First he gave all the boys a "simple" job in the health and beauty industry. He made sure to give them an easy job that made the boys think about the customers as well as teach them about health and cleanliness. The feedback given was positive but Darryl wanted them to do manual labour .

He wanted the boys to work in a more physical job as he thought they would put a lot of effort in what they do. Sadly feedback didn't come back positive mainly in the discipline/responsibility department.

Darryl made the boys suffer a punishment for their behaviour on the building site.His punishment was for them to go to a training camp for the Royal commandos .

He sent the boys to do Martial Arts , cowboys and firefighting as fun activities for their performances in in Royal Commandos.

## Opinion on the Sanchez crew

### Lee Dainton

He thought that Dainton was certainly the hardest worker and believed a building site would be his best occupation.

### Matthew Pritchard

Pritchard is described by Darryl as "flamboyant" which is why Darryl states that he should work for the Health and beauty industry.

### Dan Joyce

Describing Dan Joyce as child like for enjoying dressing up and having fun, he believed Dan would fit in with Cowboys.

### Pancho

" *The man is unemployable, who would hire that?!*"
— What Darryl says about Pancho
Battle swimming test

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

" *Alright what we're going to do today fellas alright is the Royal Marines Battle Swimming test*"
— A Corporeal

This was a work related challenge by the Royal Marines for three of the Sanchez boys. It was featured in the second series of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Deep pool
* Diving board
* Heavy equipment

## How to kill off your cast

For reasons unknown Dan Joyce didn't want to take part in the stunt, whether being too dangerous or medical issue or even a fear of drowning. The Sanchez boys were told the simple task of jumping off a diving board and swimming to the side however this simple task had the added difficulty of all the equipment being carried while jumping, this includes water bottles, a gun, ammo etc.

None of the Sanchez boys were looking forward to the stunt and unfortunately for Pritchard he had to go first. Pritchard went to the top of the the diving board and soon as the corporeal shout "Go!" he dropped into the pool. It took over four seconds for Pritchard to resurface but took a further nineteen seconds for him to swim a metre to the side. Pritchard survived and completed the challenge but this first go left the other Sanchez boys shaken in absolute fear.

Dainton went next and similarly to Pritchard jumped in the pool. It took six seconds for Dainton to resurface and another seven seconds for him to swim to the side.

Pancho was next. Already there was a flaw, Pancho was shorter and not as strong as the other two and seeing as the other two had difficulty resurfacing and swimming to the side, Pancho was well and truly screwed. Pancho jumped off the diving board and sank to the bottom immediately, and with no signs of moving to the surface. After sixteen seconds passed someone had to fish Pancho out however they were unable to do so, this causes the lads to genuinely get concerned for Pancho, Dainton more so judging from his expressions. Another twelve seconds a second person jumped in and had to save Pancho. Pancho finally resurfaced and was brought out of the pool, where he lay on the ground seriously gasping for air and soon had to be carried to the exit. He was the only one that didn't complete the swimming test aside from Dan who didn't take part, Pancho obviously affected from having stayed under water for too long.

## Aftermath

The boys were left shell shocked from their experiences and vowed to never do it again. Pancho had almost drowned in the test, and even said himself he almost drowned after having been dragged out of the pool.

## Trivia

* This is the only stunt in which a Sanchez member had almost lost his life.
* This is the most dangerous stunt ever committed by the Sanchez team due to the life threatening conditions of the test.
Bamboo shoot

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

Bamboo shoot was a short stunt from the Dirty Sanchez spinoff Sanchez Get High and it featured the two Sanchez members from the show.

## Recipe for disaster

* Bamboo
* Dart
* Drugs

## Indiana Dainton

Both boys were dressed in tribal attire with Pritchard running peacefully across the open. Hidden in a bush was Dainton with a bamboo dart, he lured out and shot a dart at Pritchard hitting him on the ass.

## Aftermath

It hurt Pritchard so much he screamed, though it was even more painful pulling it out.
Sacking

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*I'm opening my legs and I'm hoping you'll open yours.*"
— Pritchard

This was a stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez and features two of the Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Testicles
* Legs
* Friends
* Pub

## Ballsy moves

In a pub Pritchard and Pancho decided to play a "bar game" in which they kick each other in the nuts one after the other. Pancho went first, kicking Pritchard in the nuts, but only just. After Pritchard recovered he kicked Pancho, twice as hard sending Pancho into a ball in the corner.

## Aftermath

Pritchard and Pancho suffered pain as one would expect from being kicked in the groin area, however, Pancho suffered worse as he was kicked much harder.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
Spin me right round

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This was a minor stunt from series one featuring two of the Sanchez boys entertaining friends and family as well as the other Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Small man
* Big man
* Dizziness

## Like a record baby right round

   Dainton held Pancho by the legs and started spinning around. After a while Dainton had lost grip of Pancho and fell down while at the same time chucking Pancho into a dog.

## Aftermath

Pancho landed on his head and also fell on a dog who squealed and barked at Pancho but didn't suffer any harm. Dainton was not hurt in the stunt and Pancho's head injuries were only minor.

## Trivia

* It appears that this was filmed ether before or after the Little people in little houses gag happened.

That's just not cricket
Cowboys

Directed by

"*Hope you're dressed up ready boys cuz we're in America!*"
— Pritchard before the first stunt

The final episode of series two which conveniently is also the only episode in the second series set in a different country. This time the boys are becoming Cowboys.

## Introduction

"*Four skateboarders wanting to cowboys and we had to get it over a few days, there's no possible way it's gonna happen*"
— Cowboy boss

From the start their boss had little faith in the Sanchez crew. The boys however were looking forward to becoming cowboys. The first objective the boys were given was to dress up. The boss states that the cowboy is an "American hero" however there are some "black sheeps"

Pritchard wanted to look like a gay cowboy while the others had more sensible options. Dan Joyce believes that most of what cowboys care about is the fashion and is personally no bothered. Pancho has problems having the perfect fit due to his body being "out of proportion", the boys simply mock him because of it.

### Stunts Featured

* Baseball
* Moving vehicle
* Pricky Pancho
* Glass bottle
* Rodeo

## Nature and guns

The first main challenge for the boys was to use a horse. The boss states that the simple creatures are the cowboy's best companions, the animals to take them off to adventures. Meanwhile the Sanchez boys learn about cacti. The bosses don't trust Pancho with a gun as he is extremely clumsy.

Pancho is terrible with horses, unable to control one and often becoming very clumsy around it. Pancho couldn't even get on the horse in the first place. Pritchard, Dan and Dainton are the only ones that are seen with any hope for the future. Dainton also shows a hatred for guns.

### Stunts Featured

* Cow round up
* Cactus
* Moving targets
* Air rifle
* The Cactus incident
* Bullwhip

## Wild wild Welsh

The boys are being taught all the necessary parts to being a cowboy. Once again Pancho shows a lot of clumsiness and is unlikely to pass. Dainton, Dan and Pritchard are meanwhile qualifying perfectly with few stumbles. Pancho does start improving as time goes by.

Dainton get frustrated by little things that he is unable to do, possibly because of his OCD. Pritchard and Pancho mock Dainton's fear of cows and bulls.

### Stunts Featured

* Lasso
* Cow wrestling
* Elastic band
* Sperm count
* Calf riding
* Brand
* Rattlesnake

## Conclusion

"*Today's D-Day*"
— Dainton

The final day had approached and now the boys had to herd a load of horses to finish their ranch eork. Pritchard had fallen off his horse at one point but it didn't have any huge effect. At the end all the boys qualified as cowboys. The boys ride off to a pub where they performed a live show.

### Stunts Featured

* Horsing around
* Pritchard and Pancho

## Gallery

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•**Cowboys**•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
Amy

Age
 Family

"*I've known Dainton for seven and a half years*"
— Amy talking about Dainton

Amy is a Welsh woman with dark hair. She only made one appearance in Dirty Sanchez and that was in the episode Family and Relationships.

## History

Amy was born and raised in Wales. Most of what is known is unknown as she is a normal human being. She met Dainton in 1994, presumably at work or seeing him skateboarding. The two fell in love but soon split after a while. The two had an on/off relationship. In one of their "off" moments Amy fell pregnant and nine months later gave birth to a daughter, Gaby, who was raised by Dainton from nine weeks old, Gaby's real father is unknown. Gaby was born in 1994 26th October.

* Amy with her daughter Gaby and Dainton in series one
* Amy reacting to 2 girls 1 finger
1/2The two continued a on/off relationship and in 2002 Amy became pregnant again this time with Dainton's child. Indie was born January 15th 2003. Amy and Dainton ended up staying together. Since the first series Amy did not return that is until in 2006 during the credits for the Dirty Sanchez movie where she and Pritchard's then girlfriend Lisa met the two boys after the months of filming had concluded, and it was here that Pritchard revealed and showed he had a tattoo done on his cock in order to piss off Dainton. Amy found it funny. Lisa not so much. She would be seen again in 2007 where Dainton filmed Amy reacting to "2 girls 1 finger" Amy currently still works with Dainton and helps out behind the scenes of "Killcity"
Piranha teeth

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*The loser must scrape with the piranha teeth...his balls*"
— Brazilian wrestler

This is a stunt from the spin off series Sanchez Get High and features only one of the two Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Piranha teeth
* Gooch

## Nippy

Before this particular stunt, the boys were involved in a fight where the fighters scar themselves with the teeth of piranhas if they lose the fight. Dainton had the idea to scar Pritchard as he lost his fight. Pritchard got in position while Dainton jabbed Pritchard in the gooch with the piranha teeth.

## Aftermath

The sharpness of the teeth caused Pritchard to bleed quite a bit from the gooch.
Sandpaper arse

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*Pritchard's gonna be dragged along by his ass along this grip tap, stuff they put on top of skateboards, it fucking burns like shit*"
— Dainton explains the stunt

This is a stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez that involves one Sanchez member getting hurt with two others assisting in the pain.

## Recipe for disaster

* Grip tape
* Skin
* Salt
* Vinegar

## Sore arse

A mat of grip tape was laid down on the floor for Pritchard to endure. Pritchard stripped his bottom half away so he could have his arse shredded. Dainton grabbed hold of both Pritchard's legs and dragged him along the grip tape. Pritchard was in agony and unfortunately for him Dan and Dainton had salt and vinegar at the ready to put all over the wound. Upon doing so, Pritchard leapt up and ran to the corner of the room defending himself from more salt and vinegar.

## Aftermath

Pritchard's arse was bleeding a lot from the grazing. Pritchard also regretted the stunt as he was unable to sit properly for a little while.

## Trivia

* Like Pawn star, this is not featured on the DVD not even on the special features for some reason.

That's just not cricket
Japscat

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*Why would anyone want that to happen to them?*"
— Dainton

This is a gut wrenching stunt/prank that appeared in the spinoff series Sanchez Get High, and features both the Sanchez boys from the series as well as a Japanese scat artist.

## Recipe for disaster

* Japanese
* Fetish
* Shit
* Friends

## Chocolate rain

Pritchard found out about the sexual high known as "Japscat" which involves a highly attractive woman defecating on them. Pritchard thought up a plan to trick Dainton into doing the stunt.

Pritchard convinced Dainton to come into a warehouse where Dainton's faith would be sealed. Upon getting there Dainton was told everything and was also told he couldn't back away, he then laid down on a table where an attractive lady came by. The lady pulled up her skirt and revealed her bare arse to Dainton. After much pushing she shat (and at the same time pissed) on Dainton causing him to almost puke.

## Aftermath

Dainton had a brown stain on his shirt and even on his chin, he planned for revenge only for it to never happen.

## Gallery of eww

The reactions say it all...