Jiko

### Aliases

Creeper-Chan (by Spider-Man) Stuffed Crust (by Master Chief) Dr. Jiko Chiko (Online screen name)

## Background information

### Occupation

Maid (W/ Batman)Co-Streamer (W/ Spiderman)

## Other

### Equipment

A knife, a Minecraft dirt block, Enough TNT to turn the Himalayas into a super flat biome.

## Overview

Jiko is a catgirl girlfriend bought online by Master Chief in *You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon*. She would later become Batman's maid for a time and a co-streamer for Spider-Man. While she was roommates with Astolfo, Master Chief, Anime Guy, and Hippo, she's currently missing.

## Personality

Hippo describes her as being like the worst parts of a cat and a girl put together while Astolfo describes Jiko as a bitter yandere, and both of them are right.

Jiko has a fiery temper and typically acts in her own self-interest. On multiple occasions, she has broken the law without hesitation or remorse such as when she stole Batman's computer in *Batman gets Doxed on Twitter* and attempted to kidnap Anime Guy in *Spider-Man Swings into Debt* and force him into a relationship.

She has also been implied to be lazy such as when she neglected to toast the toast she served Batman, despite that being the only step in making toast or when she decided to identify as female solely because it meant Master Chief would give her more free stuff. She admitted she hates cleaning up after herself (Hence why she loves maids), such as how she left the living room a complete pigsty and just laid around in it.

Jiko is so insecure she wishes to blow up the Himalayan mountain because it mocks her with her bodacious curves, and that ain't no mountain gonna be "boostier" than her. She is also impulsive and irresponsible, such as when she stuffed her senpai into a freezer feeling he'd be "safe" inside, and then she almost forgets about him leaving him completely frozen.

When her Senpai leaves her, Jiko is left sad, depressed, stressed out, and desperate. She ends up running out the house to date the very first person who responded to her dating profile just seconds after receiving their message. She was even willing to threaten her then Husband with a knife for daring to break up with her. She gains more self esteem issues, while also being willing to delude herself that Yellow Jacket is Goku in order to find him attractive.

Being a cat girl, Jiko has shown some behaviors stereotypically associated with cats, such as scratching up the couch or attempting to catch a red dot projected by a laser pointer.

## History

It is unknown what Jiko's life was like prior to her debut. She might have been looked after by a gay couple at some point, as during the events of "Spider-Man Swings into Debt", Jiko says Astolfo "Sounds like her dads".

In *You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon*, Master Chief bought Jiko online to become his new girlfriend and replace Astolfo, leading the latter to attempt to stab her while she was still in the box. Jiko would inform Chief that she already has a boyfriend leading him to reconcile with Astolfo but he would then immediately suplex him upon Jiko stating that she will break up with her boyfriend in exchange for free stuff.

In the following Video, Jiko works for Batman as a maid (replacing Alfred Pennyworth) and cooks him multiple breakfasts a day. However, this doesn't last for long as she ends up stealing his computer by the end of it. Afterwards, Jiko works as a Co-Streamer under the alias "Creeper-chan" for Spider-Man. The two end up heading off together to commit arson on the property of Spider-Man's rival streamer, Anime Guy. However, Jiko knocks out Spider-Man and reveals that she had been stalking Anime Guy for months before blowing up his house and forcing him to live with her.

Later, Jiko was sent to get Pizza at Pizza Hut for Anime Guy, only for her to wind up on the run from the Pizza Police (lead by Master Chief) for trying to "Out Pizza the Hut". She ends up stuffed Anime Guy into the freezer to keep him 'safe', while Astolfo ends up having to defend Jiko and fight off the Pizza Police, and distract them long enough for Jiko to destroy their reputation by leaving a negative review online. However, she practically forgot about Anime Guy and left him in the freezer long enough for him to be frozen in a block of ice.

Jiko and Astolfo later move in with Tahu (Due to Master Chief burning down Astolfo's previous home), but Anime Guy has left Jiko (Likely because he didn't appreciate being stuffed into a freezer and left there until he was encased in ice). Jiko is greatly upset by this, but Astolfo helps her set up a dating profile. While she does end up getting a date by the end of the episode, it results in nothing long term and she's back to where she started by the end.

Astolfo takes Jiko with her during her Ubering job in hopes they could pick up hotties together. This results in them picking up a pair of sexy bank robbers who aren't interested in Jiko's flirting and are just focused on getting away. When they're pulled over by Sturdy, Astolfo encourages Jiko to flirt with him so he could get out of paying a $50 traffic ticket, ending with Jiko and Sturdy getting married on the spot. This does not last long, as Sturdy immediately breaks up with Jiko in the following episode, prompting Astolfo to try to teach Jiko how to be more tolerable.

After the events of "Why is my Home School Teacher so Cute?", Jiko is absent from the five following episodes. We see a "Missing Cat Girl" poster for her in "Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer". She does make an appearance in Don't Trust the Mailman, but she's only seen briefly in a flashback scene. Even Master Chief says he 'lost her' and might need to 'order a new one'. It appears the rest of the cast don't know her current whereabouts.

## Relationships

### Anime Guy

    Jiko has an unhealthy obsession with Anime Guy as she admits she had been stalking him for months and that she had been watching him in his backyard with binoculars. She'd later go as far as to blow up his house to force him to move in with her. Jiko refers to Anime Guy as "Senpai".

While she does wish to please him, wishes to keep him safe, and hopes for him to love her back, It's clear that Anime Guy has no interest in her and their relationship is both toxic and one-sided.

When Jiko was being chased by the Pizza Police who had tracked down where she was currently living, Jiko stuffed Anime Guy in the freezer to "keep him safe", only to leave him in there for too long leaving him frozen solid. It wouldn't be long until Anime Guy would just dump her and leave. Jiko would be left in tears, loudly crying on the couch with his photo on the end table, but he never got back together with her.

### Astolfo

Things between them started off rough, as Astolfo tried to stab Jiko while she was still a cardboard box (as he feared Jiko replacing him as Master Chief's "girlfriend"). Thankfully the two of them would get to know each other (as both of them were recruited by Batman) and become friends.

While Jiko does find Astolfo's constant innuendos to be annoying and acts defiant, ultimately she often ends up going through with what Astolfo suggests. Astolfo is not afraid to give Jiko blunt honest truths, even they seem rude and harsh.

Astolfo cares for Jiko like a daughter, as he tried to keep her from committing a felony with Spider-Man, made sure she dressed warm, and warned her not to drink the tap water. She even grounds Jiko for blowing up Anime Guy's house with TNT. Astolfo would go as far as to physically defend Jiko from Master Chief (as Master Chief was working for Pizza Hut who put out an order for Jiko's arrest). Later when things wouldn't work out between Jiko and Anime Guy, Astolfo would try to comfort her while she was crying and try to help her set up a dating profile, and tries his best to encourage her to find a romantic partner.

Astolfo would later take Jiko out during his UBERing job and try to help Jiko flirt. This ended up with Jiko succeeding too well and marrying Sturdy. But when Jiko's negative behavior lead to her and Sturdy splitting up, Astolfo was determined to get them back together and teach Jiko how to make her personality "tolerable". Unfortunately, Sturdy didn't wish to get together with Jiko.

### Sturdy

Jiko first met Sturdy the traffic cop when she accompanied Astolfo on his Uber job. After picking up two bank robbers, Sturdy pulled them over and was about to give Astolfo a $50 ticket for several violations, only for Astolfo to encourage Jiko to flirt with Sturdy. It ends up working a little too well, as Sturdy considers her "Waifu Material". Jiko is then coaxed into marrying him by one of two robbers, so she marries him shortly afterward.

While Jiko was initially reluctant due to the sudden escalation of the relationship, she quickly grew to love being married to him, albeit for superficial reasons. Realizing that his relationship with Jiko was toxic, Sturdy broke things off with her and left. He'd return shortly afterwards, but he still didn't wish to get back together with her, recognizing that she wasn't emotionally mature for a long term healthy relationship. But he still didn't wish to leave her sad as he still cared about her, so he hired two femboy escorts to keep her company, much to Jiko's delight.

## Quotes

*"Oh my god! I was bought by a bunch of incels!"* - You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon

*"We are not dating. We have an on-again off-again relationship. Mainly because if he was on me too long, my bones would shatter."* - Batman gets Doxed on Twitter

*"Let’s teach him a lesson! I know where he lives. I’ve been E-staking him for months."* - Spider-Man Swings into Debt

*"Not yet, Senpai! There's been some, um, complications... But don't worry! You'll be totally safe in the freezer! Where do we keep the hand grenades?" -* Anime Girls vs Pizza Hut

*"My senpai was perfect! He never asked anything of me! Not even who I was or why I was in his backyard with binoculars-"* How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder

"Do you like Monster Trucks and/or tractors?" - Picking Up Hotties While you Uber

*"Getting married is like a life hack! I don't have to worry about getting money or getting fat! Right my little pay pig? Oink oink oink!" -* Why is my Home School Teacher so Cute?

## Gallery

Jiko's first appearanceJiko's maid outfitJiko as Creeper-chanJiko's later outfitJiko wearing one of Astolfo's school girl uniformsJiko raiding the fridgeOH NO SENPAIJiko crying because her Senpai left her (note the framed photos on the left and right)Jiko's dating profile picJiko with Sturdy and Astolfo (note the framed photo on the left)Jiko imagining a dude as GokuThe Mail Lady remembering JikoJiko's missing poster in "Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer"Jiko's "missing cat girl" poster on the upper right cornerJiko as Creeeper-Chan and Bootleg Spider-Man, Astolfo, and Hippo (Posted on Pantsahat's YouTube Channel)
## Appearances

In chronological order:

You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon (September 24, 2021) (Video Link)

Batman gets Doxed on Twitter (December 9, 2021) (Video Link)

Spider-Man Swings into Debt (February 25, 2022) (Video Link)

Anime Girls vs Pizza Hut (April 23, 2022) (Video Link)

How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder (July 1, 2022) (Video Link)

Picking Up Hotties While you Uber (September 17, 2022) (Video Link)

Why is my Home School Teacher so Cute? (November 4, 2022) (Video Link)

I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness (March 24, 2023) (Video Link) (Cameo as "Dr. Jiko Chiko")

Don’t Trust the Mailman (July 28, 2023) (Video Link) (Flashback/Cameo)

They Should've BANNED me from the Movies Sooner (December 15, 2023) (Video Link) (Non-speaking Cameo)

## Trivia

* Jiko seems to have the ability to retract her ears behind her head, as in some episodes she's seen without ears. This was confirmed in "*Picking Up Hotties While you Uber*".
* Jiko has a lot in common with Yandere Girl; another character who appeared in earlier Pantsahat videos. Both are unhinged stalkers, both have pursued Anime Guy, both have pulled out knives on the objects of their affection, and both have brown hair. It is unknown if these two are related in any way.
* Interestingly enough, in "You are forced to Play Monopoly [ASMR]", there is a photo of Yandere Girl in the background that appears to have cat ears. The same photo is later seen more clearly in the background of Jiko's debut episode "You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon" and is seen in other episodes later. This could either be a clue that Jiko and Yandere Girl are connected, or it could just be a coincidence.
* The suggestive photo of Jiko's face that Astolfo takes in "How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder" for Jiko's online dating profile is a reference to the Ahegao meme. It was since framed and seen in the background of subsequent episodes.
* According to Pantsahat, Jiko is made from the following parts; Her face is a Megami Device Asra faceplate, with Dark Advent Kraken eye decals and her hair is from a garage kit, Her white shirt outfit is made out of figma 071 and figma EX-014. Her skirt is from figma 142, and her shoes are from figma 136.

## References

1. ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/ahegao
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/pantsahat/status/1625673093871017984?s=20