DVD opening of Over the Hedge/Transcript

## Transcript

* **Isabella:** Hello, this is Isabella here.
* **Mike:** And this here is Mike Wazowski—
* **Lightning:** THE ONE EYED GUY WHO BROKE MY TROPHY!
* **Mike:** (scoffs) Oh, come on! It’s not like it’s gonna be hard to fix. (Tries to put it back together, but it fails) Oops.
* (Lightning gets infuriated)
* **Isabella:** Lightning, what’s wrong?
* **Lightning:** You wanna know what’s wrong? You really wanna know?
* **Isabella:** What?
* (Lightning angrily speeds off for a second and returns with his Piston Cup, which has had its lid broken)
* **Isabella:** Uh-oh.
* **Lightning:** See?! *That’s* what’s wrong here!
* **Mike:** (awkwardly) Oh…
* **Isabella:** (gasps) This might be an issue.
* **Lightning:** I seem like I spent, I don’t know, like, a hundred dollars on this thing, and I got it on my first win! It was full-on metal! Gosh-dang metal!
* **Isabella:** That expensive? Oh, my gosh. I never noticed that before.
* **Mike:** Look, it was an accident.
* **Isabella:** Yeah, I know he didn’t mean to—
* **Lightning:** Don’t you have any idea how long it took for them to make that trophy?! And that I win those every time I win a race?!
* **Mike:** Oh, so what?! You just win the race and everybody loves you, huh?!
* **Lightning:** (gasps) You take that back! (Sarcastically) And I’ll have you know that I’ve pushed someone to the finish line once! Somebody oughta gimme that!
* **Mike:** Well, excuse me for having one eye!
* **Lightning:** Oh, you have one eye alright! No wonder you have such terrible eyesight! Even Celia has one eye!
* **Isabella:** (nervous) Um, I don’t think Lightning means that.
* **Mike:** This isn’t about eyes or eyesight! It’s about that stupid trophy! And keep my Schmoopsie Poo's name out of your flipping mouth!
* **Lightning:** Hey, you’re the one who broke it! So it’s your fault! And I’m not an idiot!
* **Mike:** Keep my Schmoopsie Poo's name outta your flipping mouth!
* **Lightning:** Oh, so you wanna play some games, do ya? It’s on!
* **Mike:** Why, you little!
* **Isabella:** Guys, guys, can we please take it down a notch? We don’t want this to get out of hand.
* **Lightning and Mike: This is none of your concern!**
* **Isabella:** (gets stunned) OK. Sorry.
* **Mike:** [insert quote here]
* **Lightning:** (in rage) That’s it! I’ve had enough! This friendship is over! (Storms off) I’m outta here! I am so done! You guys are on your own!
* **Mike:** Hey, come on, get back here!
* **Lightning:** (offscreen) NO!
* **Isabella:** OK, OK, you two. (Yanks Lightning back) Break it up. Listen, I’m going to help you two reconnect but first I’m going to see what we can do with that trophy. And we shouldn’t be off topic, because now let’s concentrate on our DVD openings for today. And while we’re at it, we’re going to get you out of this mess. And, Mike, don’t bring up that Oscars reference again. It hasn’t aged very well and we already went over it.
* **Mike:** (sighs, as he begins to calm down) OK.
* **Lightning:** You can fix it, right?
* **Isabella:** I suppose so. Maybe doing it by hand, even without a little bit of glue, should work. Let’s not go any further. Well, anyway, this is Isabella Garcia-Shapiro. And of course Lightning and Mike, despite having had a huge fight with each other, are still going to be in this video. And while we fix Lightning’s trophy, we’re going to do the DVD opening for DreamWorks' Over the Hedge, starring Bruce Willis, who now sadly lost his voice.
* **Mike:** Is it me or does that squirrel remind me of SpongeBob or Pinkie?
* **Lightning:** Beats me.
* **Isabella:** Well, I’m pretty sure he does.