AWR Session 42

Session 42

- Everyone holds for diplomacy while people are still being manacled and set on fire

- Dio and Callus get run over by the dumptruck horse

- Running north. We understand the words "cave, river, door"

- Mei starts unlocking sneakily

- Dio is just a cute little guy oh god someone is biting him just kidding they're biting Callus that must taste great

- Anyway Callus can't fight anyone and Dio is incapacitated

- Prisoner gets freed and has no chill, immediately tries running with the bag on her head still and also gets paralyzed.

- Balthazar learns Bigby's hand does not squeeze so well

- Leader of this group is a pink skinned female with horns and a silver thing in her forehead and fire hair. Succubus?

"I don't have the time for this. Please submit"

"No."

- They start running, Callus gets Dio up.They try to teleport but their caster has a 9 intelligence. Suck it, caster.

- "Annnnnnd, fuck you." -Dio

- Never forget #7 who was flaming donkey punched and frostied to death

- CALLUS ROLLS A D100 TO CURE HIS BITE WOUND WHY

- We have the caster prisoner, he asks us how our day is going. His name is Ezekiel. Doesn't seem friendly anymore. Dio casts suggestion

- Lore dump! Coven of Ephala's Grace, pink lady's name is Midir, hemocraft, bond of the coven, want to overthrow bloodreigna because she's trying to tell them who can and can't use magic so they got around it. There are hundreds of people in the coven.

"We are indominable"

"Pretty sure you just got dominated."

- Orc woman can't remember her name, but she's a handmaiden for bloodreigna. Guess the keep has been overtaken. Welp. There's a dead handmaiden, looks like a teenage tabaxi. Callus goes to prep it for burial

- 5 gold bands on orc woman's armor, 2 on the one with a crossbow bolt in it, and 1 on the tabaxi

"We don't need any more people running around claiming they're gods." - Esme (orc)

- We're on the path to the Raven Queen's resting place. Is the coven trying to ascend?

"I bought my degree from a frog man."

- Bloodreigna has been through 13 reincarnations, always a different body

- Esme describes BR while Dio shifts into description so Balthy can cast sending

- She is held captive, keep compromised. Welp

- Burial rites for the tabaxi, cover ears eyes and mouth with dirt, fuck everything else the rats can have it.

- Callus punches a tree, kills the prisoner.

\*\*Here is where my pen started dying so notes skip a bit, then I get a new pen!\*\*

- Balthy gets a surprise double scimitar, does not put his eye out making it work

- Prisoner melts into nothing, is a revenant. Will come back with death warrant for one person. Wonder which of us that will be?

- Balthy casts fly, we're going around the swirling vortex of doom. Mei and Crossbow Bolt are being carried

"By Shar's Holy Tits!"

- Balthazar's bones start turning to bad? Crushing? Starts dropping Mei, red thread from the vortex tethering them together

- Aged 10 years, ow ow ow ow

Callus: Help us Ilmater!

Callus: MOMMY

Shar: Say less

- Choose three. Surprise it's everyone but the handmaidens, we still rescue them so that's good. And we're not aged anymore when we land so that's also good. My back hurts??

- Dio does a counter charm, Balthy makes a dome

- Vortex of doom is called the Nightmare Pit, bribes with visions of the best things so that it can kill you with the worst things

- Long rest achieved, finally

LEVEL UPPPP