I Am David Blaine

## **The Plot:**

Yadina is accidentally bitten on the tongue by a Living Cups and turned into one. She, her brother, her best friend, the Donuts, Sharktopus, and Cake travel back in time to meet fake people that do fake things Jesse and Mike.

## **Transcript:**

* (It starts off with Xavier, Yadina, and Brad doing some tongue magic)I Am John Carpenter
* Yadina: Hey! That’s my tongue!
* Brad: Oh no, Our tongues (muffle) we are meeting fake people Jesse and Mike.
* Xavier: He is also a extreme performer. He also entertained America by his magic tricks
* Yadina: Now, with this magic wand, I'll make the show start itself.
* (Yadina pushes the button)
* (The scene cuts to where Yadina is making food.)
* Yadina: Yeah, I am the fastest chef alive!
* Brad: Go, Yadina!
* Xavier: Your really are good at it
* Yadina: Thank you.
* Brad: Well, What are you making for us?
* Yadina: I'm making rise-up cake.
* Xavier: Ooh.
* Brad: Yum.
* Yadina: Everything should go as planned.
* (Suddenly, one of the Living Donuts is launched into the room and lands on the top of the oven followed by the Sharktopus and Cake)
* Living Donut Leader: Hi, Yadina
* Yadina: Hello there. I've made a rise-up cake.
* Living Donut Leader: Wow, I can't even believe it.
* Yadina: Yeah, But this cake is for humans only.
* Living Donut Leader: Oh.
* Yadina: It's ready! Let's eat it right now!
* Brad: Yay!
* Xavier: Finally!
* (They took a bite of the cake, and then started doing the rise up.)
* Living Donut Leader: Wait! Stop! This cake can cause dangerous damage, and It might mean serious...
* (The Living Donut ends up accidentally biting Yadina)
* Living Donut Leader: Oh dear, That's not good.
* Yadina: Ow!
* (Yadina screams, then she faints.)
* Xavier: Yadina!
* Brad: Are you okay?
* ......
* (She woke up, and then she got turned into a donut)
* Yadina: Aah!
* Brad: Yadina! What happened to you?
* Xavier: She's a donut!
* Yadina: Turn me back!
* Living Donut Leader: I can't do anything about this.
* Yadina: Well, that's great.
* Brad: What do we do?
* Xavier: To the Secret Museum!
* Living Donut Leader: As long as we can turn you back.
* Yadina: Yay!
* Xavier: All because, We know that Yadina is happy.
* Brad: Yeah.
* Living Donut Leader: I hope there will be time travel.
* Yadina: Of course there will be.
* Brad: It's always time travel!
* Xavier: Come on, Brad
* (When they arrive at the Secret Museum, They see a wand.)
* Brad: A wand.
* Yadina: Wonder who it belonged to.
* (It reveals to be David Blaine.)
* Xavier: David Blaine.
* Living Donut Leader: A great magician genius!
* Brad: Let's meet him in Brooklyn, in the year 1980
* Yadina: That's over 40 years ago.
* Xavier: Hopefully, David can fix this.
* Living Donut Leader: I hope so.
* Brad: And to turn Yadina back to being a human.
* Yadina: That's right
* Xavier, Brad and Yadina: Ready for adventure?
* (They looked confused)
* Xavier, Brad and Yadina: Hey! That was my line! You stop copying me. No you stop copying me. Stop! If you are copying me, Well, copy this (They are making record scratching sounds), Stop!
* Living Donut Leader: Let's just say, That you are all ready.
* Yadina: Yeah.
* Brad: We're not copying each other!
* Yadina: Yes, we are.
* Xavier: Can’t you tell?
* Living Donut Leader: Well, There's no time to waste, Let's go!
* (They hold onto Berby, Which sends them back in time to Brooklyn in the year 1980)
* Xavier: So this is Brooklyn in 1980.
* Yadina: Goodbye 70's, and hello 80’s.
* Brad: I hope someone might turn you back.
* Yadina: Yeah!
* Xavier: So where's David?
* Yadina: I see him, He's over there.
* Living Donut Leader: Thank you.
* David: Hi.
* Brad: How did you see him? You don’t have eyes... or do you?
* (David laughs)
* David: Funny.
* Living Donut Leader: I know.
* Yadina: Well...
* Xavier: Their green eyes are only visible in the dark.
* Brad: Oh.
* David: Oh, I can see, Now tell me, What is your problem?
* Yadina: A living donut accidentally bite me, Cause he was telling us to stop.
* Brad: He told us to stop eating Rise-Up Cake, But he bit Yadina by mistake.
* David: I can see, Let's see what I can do!
* Xavier: I hope this works.
* Brad: Me too.
* Yadina: Me three.
* David: Let’s see.
* Sharktopus: Uh, guys? Not sure if now is a good time to say this, but the Living Donut Curse cannot be reversed. The only cure is to wait a whole day.
* Brad: A whole day?
* David: Seriously?
* Yadina: I can’t wait that long!
* Xavier: That’s ridiculous!
* Sharktopus: What? You think Yadina is the first human bitten or something?
* .......
* Yadina: Yeah, But I think...
* Sharktopus: You’re not.
* Xavier: Okay, we get it.
* Brad: We don't wanna hear your speech over and over again.
* Yadina: Well, now what?
* Xavier: We must gonna live wth you as a donut then.
* Living Donut Leader: Sorry.
* Brad: It’s alright.
* Yadina: Donut life starts, now!
* David: If only there was a way to do it much quicker.
* (Xavier was about to make fast forward sounds, But Brad told him to stop)
* Brad: Now's not the good time. I have a better idea.
* (Brad sets everything up for his better idea)
* Brad: (Talking like a robot) See the amazing, funky, wonderful, DJ Brad. only 35 cents.
* Yadina: Why did you make those headphones?
* Brad: (Talking like a robot) Oh, I've made them myself.
* Xavier: Well, Let's breakdance!
* (Xavier puts 35 cents in a hat)
* (Brad mimics record scratching noises, and beatboxes, While he breakdances)
* Yadina: Go, Brad.
* Xavier: You did amazing!
* (Brad stops breakdancing after his grand finale)
* Brad: (In normal voice) Wow, I'm back to normal now.
* Yadina: I hope it will magically turns me back tomorrow.
* David: The only cure I have right now, Is the rewind yourself kit.
* Xavier: Oh. That would be a bad idea.
* David: Okay. How about. The ultimate back to normal kit.
* Brad: Okay, That will work.
* David: Great. With this kit, It will get you back to normal quickly.
* Yadina: Phew! That should work for now.
* David: I'll get the experiments, And you'll get the tools. Okay guys?
* Brad: Thank you, I can't wait to get the explosion, In case of the erupting.
* Yadina: Great. Back to normal, Here I come!
* Xavier: Don't get too excited, little sis.
* TBA: TBA