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Hive Mind

'Prompt removal of the hive is recommended, as the bees are well within their rights to press trespassing charges.'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Wax Works
* Doctor

## Gallery

Swatting the offending insectsWhat?Oh.A failed treatment means the removal of the beehive, but still feeling the beesCan't save everyone...Treatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
Loopy

'Patients don't know whether they are coming or going, and neither would you after all that time travel. They'll never be the same again (unless they undergo a basic course of treatment).'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Once diagnosed, a Loopy patient will need to visit the Ward where a Nurse will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Ward
* Nurse
Foundation

*For a list of hospitals, see Hospitals*

As you build your Healthcare organisation throughout Two Point County, you can keep track of your overall value and progress on the .

In the bottom right is the organisation information panel.

## Organisation Name

When starting the game, by default, the organisation is called 'Two Point Foundation'. However, you can rename your organisation by clicking on the  button and typing in the desired name.

Once you OK, your new foundation name will be displayed in the bottom right corner when on the Two Point County Map.

## Organisation Stars

The total Star Rating of all the hospitals within the organisation.

## Organisation Kudosh

The current, total Kudosh you have to spend.

## Organisation Value

Under the name is the overall organisation value & share price. The higher this value, the more bragging rights you possess.
Historical Laughter

'Sufferers explode into bouts of uncontrollable giggling at jokes they heard hours, days, or even years earlier. You really had to be there.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Patients suffering from Historical Laughter first appear in Clockwise-upon-Thyme.

Once diagnosed, a Historical Laughter patient will need to visit Psychiatry where a Doctor trained in Psychiatry will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Psychiatry
* Doctor
Night Fever

'A psychiatric condition leading to spontaneous outbreaks of dancing. Caused by prolonged exposure to mirrorballs.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* Fluid Analysis
* General Diagnosis
* Psychiatry

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Psychiatry
* Doctor

## Trivia

* The illness is named and styled after 1977 film Saturday Night Fever and its star John Travolta.
* The description "A psychiatric condition leading to spontaneous outbreaks of dancing", refers to a real phenomenon in history called Dancing Mania.
Nasty Trip

'Sufferers are characterised by a stifling soreness and a slightly flinty smell. Commonly caused by long camping trips, spent trying to start fires.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office
* Ward
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Harebrained

'The condition is characterised by a pattern of eccentric behaviour and ill-conceived decisions, as well as having a rabbit-like head. Caused by hare allergies, devilish lettuce and all night tea parties.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology
* DNA Lab
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Psychiatry
* Doctor
Lazy Bones

'Skeletal fatigue caused by a lack of calcium in the diet. Upon diagnosis, the patient should be immediately rushed to a ward where they must sleep for several days whilst being fed milk and cookies by a nurse.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing, (listed in effectiveness order).

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Ward
* Nurse
Gurning Loins

'A quite unfortunate condition that has to be seen to be believed. But also cannot be unseen. Just don't look at it. Trust me.'

## Information

### PRICE

24,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Description

An exceptionally difficult illness to diagnose and treat. A large variety of diagnostic rooms with low to no queues will be required to get them to surgery in time.

The successful treatment of this illness is a very low chance.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose. No diagnostic room is exceptionally good at diagnosing this illness effectively. A large variety of diagnostic rooms is required, however, a couple are mildly more effective than the rest.

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* General Diagnosis
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse
Inflated Ego

'A dangerous build up of narcissistic thoughts. If left untreated, parts of the ego begin to protrude from every orifice, which is highly unpleasant for anyone nearby. A psychiatrist must carefully deflate the ego using a massive pin.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* Fluid Analysis
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Psychiatry
* Doctor
Operating Table

'The best place to conduct surgery.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
20,000

## Room(s)

 Surgery

The **Operating Table** is a Treatment machine, used only in the Surgery by a Doctor and a Nurse to cure patients with a multitude of illnesses. It is first made available in Smogley.

## Description

### Appearance

The Operating Table consists of four parts; the reclining bed the patient lies upon, which has a large circular base and teal bedding; two dark grey wheeled trolleys with teal surfaces each bearing instruments (one with a white tray attached to the side); and finally, a large array of lights which is mounted on a large structure of white metal beams, and is articulated so as to be easily directed even during the operation.

### Function

The Operating Table is a required item for Surgery to function. Upon entering the room for their shift, the surgeon and nurse will each enter the Screen in order to change into their surgical scrubs, followed by a trip to the Medical Sink in order to perfect their hygiene status. With this process complete, the Surgery is ready for operating.

The patient will likewise use the Screen to change into a hospital gown, then proceed to the Operating Table and climb under the covers. The doctor and nurse will take their positions on either side of the table, each with their own tray of instruments, and the Doctor will perform the operation. This will generally involve cutting through the covers into the patient, in order to extract such items as an alarm clock and a rubber duck. Once these have been examined and re-inserted in their rightful place, the operation is considered complete. The patient will return to the screen to change back into their normal clothes, their Treatment complete.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Doctor with the  Surgery Qualification, and a  Nurse, will be required to run the Surgery, and by extension the Operating Table.

## Gallery

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L-Shaped Sofa

'A design that uses the power of the letter 'L' to corner the sitting market.'

## Cost

 600
600

## Room(s)

 Staff Room

The **L-Shaped Sofa** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort.

## Description

### Appearance

The L-Shaped Sofa is covered in a red and yellow chequered material with a rough texture; it is made of blocky, but round-edged sections, with one piece each for the back, sides and base, and four square cushions for seating. Unlike most sofas, it has a large protusion on one side, with a fifth, larger cushion and the taller back section wrapping around.

### Function

Staff-specific seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness and energy (or increasing the rate at which they gain them, in the Staff Room).

## Staff Seating Varieties

 Chequered Sofa
 **L-Shaped Sofa**
 Luxury Sofa
 Wicker Sofa
 Geometric Sofa
 Sofa of Tomorrow
 Rock Sofa
 Chequered Armchair
 Luxury Armchair
 Wicker Armchair
 Egg Chair
 Apple Chair
 Retro Chair
 Rock Armchair
 Red Bean Bag
 Football Bean Bag
 Burger Bag
 Dyed Bean Bag
Motion Sickness

'Caused by overexposure to special effects, the sufferer's body is caught in a state between the procedurally generated world and our own. They must be cured, and have every ping-pong ball removed, before they disappear, forever.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office
* M.E.G.A Scan
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse

## Trivia

* Previously known as Mocap Measles
* Green screens and suits are often used in filming for other images to be laid over in post production. Similarly, ping-pong balls are often used to give the actors something to focus on when they are acting with a CGI character or creature to be added in later.
Metrognomic

'Sufferers hear a recurring and regular beat that they believe is being played by a tiny magical being or "ear gnome". After undergoing a course of treatment for their hearing - that has nothing to do with gnomes - the patient may well believe in magic, or even try and complete some kind of quest for the gnome-y friend. Healthcare practitioners have found that it's best to indulge them, sadly.'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Guest Cist

'A common malady in organisers, producers and caterers alike. Planning an event is a stressful occupation. In the early days of party-throwing, it was said that the lumpy bulge contained the spirits of the uninvited. Traditionally, at the end of the party, the organiser was beaten with sticks until it burst, thus freeing the souls of the absentee. This was later deemed dangerous and pretty gross.'

## Information

### PRICE

24,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse
Jazz Hand

'A hand injury caused by too much enthusiastic thumb clicking, hand waving and skin burns resulting from prolonged exposure to acid jazz.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* M.E.G.A Scan
* Ward
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Ward
* Nurse
Insect Ranch

'A super collection of non-super bugs.'

## Cost

 400
600

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Insect Ranch** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was a reward from Creature Comfort, the third global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 18th December 2019, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

On a wooden base is mounted a tall, wide but thin glass case containing an ant farm with an intricate structure, with many of the creatures visible inside.

### Function

A decorative item, the Insect Ranch increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

The Insect Ranch may be placed in any room.
Jasmine Statue

'A good substitute for the sad times at which Ms Odyssey can not be around, herself.'

## Information

### EFFECT(S)

Increases Hospital Attractiveness
Reduces Boredom

## Cost

 500
11,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Jasmine Statue** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and reducing patients' boredom. It was a reward from Nice Smelling Research, the fourth global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 15th Match 2022, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

The statue depicts Two Point County's resident Pop Star, Jasmine Odyssey, in a polished stone. It sits upon a dark circular stone plinth, which in turn sits upon one that is larger and lighter.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Jasmine Statue increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 20-25%.
Foot-in-Mouth

'An infection of the judgement gland, caused by double yolks and too many group chats. Sufferers will keep saying the wrong thing, and must be cured before they really blow it and swallow themselves whole.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Foxtrodden

'Infinitesimally small bruising, inside and out, has given the body a radiant glow but left it unfortunately close to bursting. The sufferer must undergo surgery to repair the body's structural integrity and avoid going "pop". Caused by long nights on the dance floor, illegal spa treatments and fox stampedes.'

## Information

### PRICE

23,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse
Mood Poisoning

'A dangerous condition that causes the sufferer's health to deteriorate fast. Caused by paying too much attention to what other people think.'

## Information

### PRICE

5,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Description

A dangerous condition that causes the sufferer's health to deteriorate fast. Caused by paying too much attention to what other people think.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose. Almost all the diagnostic rooms are effective at diagnosing this illness, except for the Ward and Psychiatry.

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Injection Room
* Nurse

## Trivia

The name "Mood Poisoning" is a pun on "food poisoning".
Hay Bale

'Doesn't grow on trees.'

## Cost

 800
800

## Room(s)

 Farmacology

The **Hay Bale** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in Farmacology, which is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Hay Bale is not used while treating Distrawed. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Limb Empathy

'A phenomenon that can occur when climbing in one of the island's many fruit trees. if a branch breaks, sometimes an individual breaks one or more limbs out of sheet compassion for the tree, or it might happen when they hit the ground. Medical science is yet to reach a consensus.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office
* M.E.G.A Scan
* Ward
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Jewel

'Compressed for maximum value.'

 *Not Required*
20,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Jewel** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The eponymous large blue gems sits upon a purple cushion, held up by a short white column.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Jewel increases hospital attractiveness in a huge radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 30%.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Fitzpocket Academy.

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Long Horn

'Tubular.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
500

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Staff Room

The **Long Horn** is a decorative item, although Patients can interact with it. It is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A brown didgeridoo with one black and two gold rings, with two gold circular designs emblazoning the shaft.

### Function

Although marked as an entertainment item, interacting with the Long Horn will not reduce a patient's boredom, nor raise their happiness.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Wanderoff.

### Rooms

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Staff Room
Fruit Loot

'Help the Superbug Initiative introduce some fruity flavour to the County's hospitals.'

## Research Tree

*Main article: The Superbug Initiative*

**Fruit Loot** was the sixth Global Project of The Superbug Initiative. It was launched on 26th June 2020 and ran until 4th July 2020. The project is fruit-themed, in aid of making Two Point County's hospitals seem more "summery".

## Invitation

Is it just me, or do our hospitals just not look summery enough this time of year?

After a lot of scientific data analysis, I randomly decided that they'd look better if they were a bit "fruitier". I'm not sure what that means, practically, but that's why we have you lot. Get to it.

The Superbug Initiative has launched a Global Project. Check the Superbug Network to contribute to the project and collect rewards.

Thank you for your continued cooperation,

Sophie Nova

CEO, Bungle Technologies

## Rewards

These items were available to claim in-game until launch of the subsequent Global Project, A Project of Ice & Fire, regardless of whether or not the player participated in this Global Project. They have subsequently been made available to all players through the Hospital Pass.

## Completion

The Superbug Initiative is happy to announce that the Fruit Loot Global Project has been completed.

Our hospitals should look a lot more summery now, with all that fruit everywhere. Will that make them better hospitals? That's not for me to say. Do they look good, though? Yes, yes they do.

Well done, everyone. Enjoy the fruit of your labour.

Thank you for your continued cooperation,

Sophie Nova

CEO, Bungle Technologies

## Research Tree

###  Green Branch

 Ward

 Unblock Toilets
 Moneymaker
 Train Doctors
 Upgrading Machines
 Cure Patients
 Consecutive Cures
 Surgery
 Consecutive Cures
 Timed Cure Patients
 Restock Machines
 Pharmacy
 Timed Moneymaker
###  Blue Branch

 Ward

 Training
 Water Plants
 Upgrading Machines
 Research
 Staff Development
 Timed Research
###  Gold Branch

 Jest Infection

 Fracture Ward
 Training
 Lightheadedness
 Monobeasts
 Consecutive Cures
 Water Plants
 Consecutive Cures
 Ghost Capture
 Research
 Pandemic
 Consecutive Cures
 Train Assistants
 Timed Cure Patients
Little Screens

'Hey you, buy a thing.'

## Cost

 800
750

## Room(s)

 Tech Support

**Little Screens** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in Tech Support, which is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The main body of this table consists of a three-sided, single piece of simplistic light-coloured material, upon which two device stands are found. The devices in question are a tablet and a smartphone.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Little Screens is not used while treating Glitchy Patch. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Nice Smelling Research

'Gather data to help design Jasmine Odyssey's "Nice Smelling Sanitiser" and receive access to the final result, as well as rewards from the Popstar.'

## Research Tree

*Main article: The Superbug Initiative*

**Nice Smelling Research** was the fourth Global Project of the The Superbug Initiative. It was launched on 26th November 2019 and ran until 8th December 2019. Rewards for this project are all related to Jasmine Odyssey, a Two Point County popstar.

## Invitation

Jasmine Odyssey wants to combine two of her favourite things: nice smells and clean hands, with, what she's calling her "Nice Smelling Sanitiser". She's asked the Superbug Initiative to gather a huge amount of data so that her aromatic technicians can design the finest, most fragrant steriliser Two Point County has ever seen.

The Superbug Initiative has launched a Global Project. Check the Superbug Network to contribute to the project and collect rewards.

Thank you for your continued cooperation,

Sophie Nova

CEO, Bungle Technologies

## Rewards

"Fish Whispers"

These items were available to claim in-game until launch of the subsequent Global Project, Healthy Appetite, regardless of whether or not the player participated in this Global Project. They have subsequently been made available to all players through the Hospital Pass.

## Completion

The Superbug Initiative is happy to announce that the Nice Smelling Research Global Project has been completed.

Jasmine Odyssey is thrilled with the outcome of our research. No longer will Pointians have to choose between being either sterile OR nice smelling.

Well done, everyone.

Thank you for your continued cooperation,

Sophie Nova

CEO, Bungle Technologies

## Research Tree

###  Blue Branch

 Moneymaker

 Ward
 Training
 Consecutive Cures
 Upgrading Machines
 Moneymaker
 Timed Cure Patients
 Mime Crisis
###  Green Branch

 Moneymaker

 Animal Magnetism
 Ghost Capture
 Injection Room
 Surgery
 Research
 Consecutive Cures
 Night Fever
###  Gold Branch

 Monobeasts

 Ghost Capture
 Restock Machines
 Clean Up Rubbish
 Consecutive Cures
 Train Assistants
 Shock Horror
 Mock Star  **Jasmine EP**
###  Pink Branch

 Cure Patients

 Pharmacy
 Fracture Ward
 Train Nurses
 Turtle Head
 Consecutive Cures
###  Orange Branch

 Cure Patients

 Train Doctors
 Lightheadedness
 Timed Moneymaker
 Cure Patients
 Grey Anatomy
 Moneymaker
 Timed Research
Log Bench

'All bark, no mites.'

## Cost

 75
300

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Log Bench** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort for Patients. It is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The main body of the bench consists of a semi-cylindrical section of a tree trunk, propped up on two thick cylindrical branch sections.

### Function

Up to two Patients can use a bench to rest while they are waiting for their turn in the queue. Seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness.
Lava Lamp

'Dude.'

 60
300

## Room(s)

 Marketing (Room)

The **Lava Lamp** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A classic lava lamp with light grey metal concave base and top, and purple go inside.

### Function

A decorative item, the Lava Lamp increases overall room prestige, and features an unmarked effect of increasing hospital attractiveness in a small radius.
Lack of Humanity Poster

'Looking good, you.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Lack of Humanity Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a man before a teal background, giving the wink and the gun into a mirror, only to see a Lack of Humanity patient looking back at him.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Chasm 24.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Jellied Feels

'Highly affecting stimuli have caused the sufferer's feelings to congeal, blocking the body's sensory circulation. Mood swings, from severe numbness to sensitivity, will persist, until the deposits of solid sentiment are removed from the system.'

## Information

### PRICE

24,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

A patient with Jellied Feels will not show visual symptoms.

After diagnosis, the patient needs a Surgery room equipped with a Nurse and a Doctor trained in Surgery.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office
* General Diagnosis

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse
Marketeer's Desk

'A place where you can check your email.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,000

## Room(s)

 Marketing (Room)

The **Marketeer's Desk** is a required item for the Marketing Room to function. It is used by an Assistant while working on Marketing Campaigns.

## Description

### Appearance

The desk itself is light grey, with metal legs, and a curved section on the left featuring one small and one large drawer. There is a curved privacy screen on the back and right-hand side. On the surface can be found an all-in-one computer with wireless keyboard. An office chair, with light grey metal frame and dark grey back, seat and arm rests, is in place for an Assistant to use.

### Function

The Marketeer's Desk is required for the Marketing Room to function. In addition, it will increase overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Staff

An  Assistant with the  Marketing Qualification will be required to run Marketing, and by extension the Marketeer's Desk.
Nurse

*Main article: Staff*

A Nurse is a member of staff who can be hired to treat patients in a hospital. Many rooms that can be built in a hospital require a nurse to work in to see patients and operate machinery.

For details on training staff members, *see Staff Training.*

## Inspector

Under the Stats Tab you can view staff type specific information. There is the pie chart and the overall skill percentages.

## Job Assignments

These are the tasks that Nurses can be given on the Job Assignment Screen.

## Nurse Training

Each new Ability level provides improved skill levels for members of staff. These are the base figures for Nurses, which can be improved further with Qualifications and Positive Feelings.

**Note:** Movement Speed is bugged and the upgrades listed here currently do not register on the Stats Tab of the Staff Inspector.

## Combination Ideas

Best qualification combinations with job assignments for nurses.
Lion's Head

'King of the synthetic pride..'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
700

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Lion's Head** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A lion's head carved out of a light brown material, with a circular backpiece.

### Function

A decorative item, the Lion's Head increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Trivia

The name may be a take on Lionhead Studios. Several Two Point Hospital developers previously worked for this company.[1]
Hotdog Rug

'You can almost taste the footprints.'

## Cost

 700
300

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Hotdog Rug** is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It made available to all players on 25th June 2020, as part of the Summer 2020 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

Takes the form of a classic single hot dog in a bun, with a trail of mustard down the centre.

### Function

The Hotdog Rug is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Mount Facemore

'Four-headed stone demon.'

 *Not Required*
10,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor

**Mount Facemore** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A light grey stone carving of four faces: a Cubism patient, Jasmine Odyssey, Bartholomew F. Yeti and Wiggy Silverbottom.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, Mount Facemore increases hospital attractiveness in a large radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 35%.
Hyperrealty

'Overexposure to the housing market has left the sufferer with an unhealthy relationship with territory, as well as fixations on water pressure and curtains. Their obsession with fabrics must be removed from the fabric of their being.'

## Information

### PRICE

14,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Horatio Statue

'Just like the original.'

## Cost

 1,800
10,000

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Staff Room

This item was made available to players for free as part of the SEGA Collection in March 2019.

## Description

### Appearance

On a tapering hexagonal platform decorated with triangles stands an alien being with an elongated head, wearing a tribal-style outfit with a flowing cloak, all made out of a speckled jade-like material.

### Function

A decorative item that increases hospital attractiveness.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Café (Room)

 Staff Room

## Trivia

A depiction a member of the Horatio faction from Endless Space.
Mono-Circus

'Where runaway monobeasts find a home.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,500

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Staff Room

The **Mono-Circus** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A yellow outer ring with a sandy base forms a traditional circus ring. Five monobeasts are present; two providing music with a guitar and a drum kit, one riding a ball around the circumference, and one holding up a red ring for the last to jump through. Also present are several items from the Clown Clinic: the Cannon, a bale of Hay, and nine sets of Circus Lights around the rear half of the ring itself.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Mono-Circus will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Staff Room
Flappy Hamper

'Derived from the old expression ("a bit of a Flappy Hamper"), the term is most commonly used in a medical setting to characterise the range of injuries that can be caused by the extremities being shut in wicker baskets. Caused by windy picnic and bad timing.'

## Information

### PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Parrot

'Beautiful plumage.'

## Cost

 400
800

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Herb Garden
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Parrot** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal pole extending from a floor stand provides a perch for the parrot itself, which has green wings, a light underside, yellow face and pale pink head, finished with a grey beak.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Parrot increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 60%. Occasionally the parrot will extend its wings in a flourish, or throw itself forward and spin around its perch.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

 Herb Garden

## Gallery

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Hurty Leg

'Caused by excessive physical activity.'

*Main article: Illnesses*

Hurty Leg patients can be spotted, before diagnosis, by their walk. These patients will limp. Unlike patients with Cross Bones and Humerus Injury, patients suffering from Hurty Leg do not wear bandages coming into the hospital. Also unlike these other two diseases, they have to visit the Plaster Caster (to get bandaged) before they can lie down (and must do so again when treatment has finished).

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office
* General Diagnosis
* M.E.G.A Scan
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Incinerator

'For the rubbish you don't want back.'

 600
700

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Incinerator** is an item used for reducing litter and increasing temperature. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Bin is a deep blue, made out of either metal or plastic. It has a white ring on the top and a rubbish bag on the inside for easier disposal of the contents.

### Function

Both Patients and Staff use the Bin to dispose of their rubbish, if bins are not available they will simply drop it on the floor. The Incinerator is the only bin into which patients cannot vomit.

In the same fashion as a radiator, the Incinerator projects heat in a radius, see below for illustration.

### Maintenance

Each time litter is placed in an Incinerator, it will lose 10% of its maintenance gauge. When a patient vomits into it, it will lose 10%.

As with its 'cold' counterpart, the Wormhole Bin, the Incinerator cannot be maintained by a Janitor, even though there is a button for the player to summon one manually, and it will be marked as "Janitor Required!" when the maintenance gauge falls below 50%. Instead, it will regenerate its maintenance gauge rapidly over time.

## Requirements

### Room

Incinerators can be placed in every room.

## Gallery

Temperature effect of the Incinerator on a cold map
Lack of Humanity

'Aliens from other planets have heard about Two Point County and don't want to miss out. They've travelled light-years for the things that you and I take for granted. Though not strictly a disease, they need to be treated to live the earthly lives of their inter-galactic dreams.'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* Psychiatry

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Personification
* Doctor

## Gallery

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Large Radiator

'Not messing around.'

 *Not Required*
300

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Large Radiator** is a heating item, used for increasing the temperature in a Room or Corridor.

## Description

### Appearance

The radiator is entirely painted white, bar the red adjustment knob. It features a more integrated design than its smaller brethren, with seven vertical ribs built into a solid block, connected by a horizontal pipe at the bottom which plumbs into the floor at both ends.

### Function

The Large Radiator warms the area in a large radius, see below for illustration.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Tumble.

### Room

The Large Radiator may be placed in any room.

## Gallery

Temperature effect of the Large Radiator on a cold map
Frozen Art

'Pretty cool.'

 600
2,500

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Frozen Art** is a cooling item, used for reducing the temperature in a Room or Corridor. It is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A large ice sculpture depicting a rubber duck riding a wave.

### Function

Frozen Art cools the area strongly in a medium radius, see below for illustrationand features an unmarked effect of increasing hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

### Maintenance

Unlike Air Con Units, Frozen Art does not require maintenance from janitors.

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Gallery

Temperature effect of Frozen Art on a hot map
Nonlinear Wall Clock

'Helps make sense of this mess.'

 *Not Required*
400

## Room(s)

 Speed Dating

The **Nonlinear Wall Clock** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A plain analogue clock face, set at one minute past nine, and bordered in grey, is bracketed on its lower half by a pair of large black and metal clips, which are connected by yellow tubing to a black digital clock above, which is showing the time as 09:00. On the top of this is an aerial with two black rings around it, and a pair of light bulbs in yellow and orange.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Clockwise-above-Thyme.
Hat Rack

'A home away from head.'

## Cost

 800
350

## Room(s)

 Farmacology

The **Hat Rack** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in Farmacology, which is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A small wooden plate attached to the wall, on which are fixed three hooks. One of these bears a woman's straw hat, which features a pink ribbon border.

### Function

Purely a decorative wall item, the Hat Rack is not used while treating Distrawed. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Loans

From the Finance tab on the main interface, the player may view offers from a range of financing companies, take out **loans**, and repay existing debts. Each loan company offers a different range of money, with a monthly repayment based on the repayment period and interest rate. Some loan offers will only become available once the hospital meets certain criteria.

The borrowing amount may be adjusted using the slider. Once the player has taken out a loan, repayments will be made automatically along with the rest of the monthly expenses. Alternatively, the player may repay the entire outstanding amount at any time, provided the requisite funds are available.

All three banks advertise on Two Point Radio.

## Two Point Bank

 Interest Rate
 Repayment

## Swindles

 Interest Rate
 Repayment

## $MC (Smell My Cash)

 Interest Rate
 Repayment
 Requirements
Reputation of 25
Hospital Level of 2

## Trivia

* Swindles was named Wongle.scam in early development.
* Smell My Cash was named SmellMyCash.com in early development.
* According to Two Point Radio, Smell My Cash claims to have an 80% interest rate. Maybe that's for smaller loans.
* According to Two Point Radio, Swindles also runs an insurance business.
* According to Nigel Bickleworth on the radio, he may have had some problems with Swindles, resulting in his new job as a radio presenter. Unfortunately they're one of the station's sponsors so he's not allowed to elaborate.
Brain Farts

'Repressed thoughts and stifled 'wind' have led to the build-up of a mind-numbing gas, causing clumsy mistakes, face flatulence and erroneous comments. The gas must be re-rerouted through the body before the pressure becomes too much and the head explodes.'

## Information

### PRICE

20,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse

## Hospital Appearances

1 Patient must be diagnosed.
Other Languages

The **Language Portal** is a place for the different language sites of the Two Point Hospital Wiki to get information and discuss stuff.

## Code

### Main page inter-language links

Add this to your main page and remove your own language code. If some links show up as red broken links it is because the wikis aren't linked yet. You must request the link at Community Central:Interwiki requests.

They're sorted in alphabetical order

```
[[de:]]
[[en:]]
[[es:]]
[[fr:]]
[[it:]]
[[pl:]]
[[ru:]]
[[zh-hk:]]
[[zh-tw:]]

```

### Main menu

If you want to include an **Other languages** button in your main wiki menu, copy and paste this into **MediaWiki:Monaco-sidebar**.

```
*|Other languages
**http://de.two-point-hospital.wikia.com|Deutsch
**http://two-point-hospital.wikia.com|English
**http://es.two-point-hospital.wikia.com|Español
**http://fr.two-point-hospital.wikia.com|Français
**http://it.two-point-hospital.wikia.com|Italiano
**http://pl.two-point-hospital.wikia.com|Polski
**http://ru.two-point-hospital.wikia.com|Pусский
**http://zh-hk.two-point-hospital.wikia.com|中文(香港)
**http://zh-tw.two-point-hospital.wikia.com|中文(台灣)

```

## English interlanguage links

When adding English interlanguage links, the Pages without language links special page is a safe bet, but you might want to add the links using Special:MostLinkedPages and also Special:NewPages.
Mop & Bucket

'The classic comedy duo.'

## Cost

 85
500

## Room(s)

 Wash Pit

The **Mop & Bucket** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in the Wash Pit, which is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A blue-handled grey bucket with a strainer across half of the top is accompanied by a regular wooden mop.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Mop & Bucket is not used while treating Soiled Self. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.