Morgan and Hanks/Transcript

**This is the transcript of Morgan and Hanks.**

(*Night time, Morgan and the others star gaze in their backyard.*)

**Morgan**: Gosh, I love stargazing.

**Manitoba Smith**: Me too.

**Morgan**: If you can see a shooting star, you can wish on it.

**Sabrina**: Morgan, are you kidding me?

**Morgan**: Sabrina, I am not kidding. You can actually wish on a star.

**Manitoba Smith**: Great idea, sheila! How about when a shooting star comes, we can just cross our fingers to make our wishes come true?

**Vita**: That's a great idea! Okay, let's wait.

(*A sign reads '5 minutes later...'.*)

**Morgan**: Guys, I saw a shooting star!

**Sabrina**: What did you wish for?

**Morgan**: I wish that I had the ability to turn everyone into Tom Hanks. He's my favourite actor!

**Manitoba Smith**: 'Tom Hanks?' I know you like him and he's your favourite but I think it's time to go to bed, now.

**Sabrina**: Well, goodnight, then.

(*The others go to bed, leaving Morgan to have an upset look on her face.*)

**Morgan**: Okay.. goodnight.

(*Later in Morgan's Bedroom, Morgan lies in bed in the dark with an upset look on her face thinking about her wish.*)

**Morgan**: I wish I did have the ability to turn everyone into Tom Hanks.

(*A glow shines onto Morgan. She realizes a fairy.*)

**Wish Fairy**: Hello, I'm the Wish Fairy.

**Morgan**: What the hell?

**Wish Fairy**: I heard you had a wish from a shooting star.

**Morgan**: I did? I did! I can tell you my wish, right now. I wish I had the ability to turn everyone into Tom Hanks.

**Wish Fairy**: Your wish is granted. Once you wake up, you'll have the ability!

**Morgan**: Yay!! Goodnight. Thanks.

(*The Next Morning, Morgan opens her eyes. Then, she realizes someone is in her room to see her. It's Opal.*)

**Opal**: Morning, Momo Bean! Ready to go on an adventure?

**Morgan**: Opal, guess what? I saw a shooting star last night and my wish came true!

**Opal**: Give me a high five!

**Morgan**: Okay!

(*Morgan gives Opal a high five, then magic sparkles appear on Opal's hand. She turns into Tom Hanks.*)

**Morgan**: \*gasps\* What the hell? You're.. you're Tom Hanks!

**Tom Hanks**: Ding, ding! Thank you for playing 'Guess The Actor's Name'.

**Morgan**: How did I...do that? Oh, right. My wish! \*gasps, laughs\* Anyone I touch turns into Tom Hanks! This is amazing!

(*The text says '10:00 AM'.*)

**Morgan**: And that is how I had the ability to turn everyone into Tom Hanks.

**Manitoba Smith**: Morgan, that was so not cool but that's a great ability.

**Morgan**: Aww, thanks.

(*Morgan grabs Chestera and Manitoba Smith by their shoulders and turn them into Tom Hanks.*)

**Sabrina**: Aah! Morgan, you turned Manitoba Smith and Chestera into Tom Hanks!!

**Svetlana**: Hey, Vita. Chestera is Forrest Gump from the movie 'Forrest Gump' *und* Manitoba Smith is Joe Fox from the movie 'You've Got Mail'.

**Joe Fox**: The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc.

**Vita**: Oh, well...that's okay..

**Forrest Gump**: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

**Morgan**: \*laughing\* That's a great quote! \*Laughing loudly\*

**Svetlana**: We're (BLEEP)

(*The song 'We Belong Together' plays. Morgan watches the news on TV, then comes up with an idea. On TV, Morgan turns Clare Carlson into an Italian Tom Hanks. Next at Denny's, Morgan turns Mallory, Nia and Flower Girl into Tom Hanks. Morgan laughs. Then, Morgan turns the people at the bus stop into Tom Hanks and does a somersault. Later at Starbucks, everyone is Tom Hanks. 'We Belong Together' ends.*)

**Dawn**: Uh, Morgan. This kinda sounds creepy and insane.

**Morgan**: What the hell are you talking about? This is amazing! Everyone's Tom Hanks now!

**Nora**: Morgan, what did you say? I can't hear you!

**Morgan** *(loudly)*: What?

**Dawn**: This is unbelievable!!

**Morgan**: Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I have the cure for that.

(*Morgan turns Dawn's Starbucks cup into Tom Hanks.*)

**Tom Hanks**: The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee.

**Morgan**: Haha!!

(*The Next Morning.*)

**Morgan (with her eyes closed)**: Hey, Sabrina. Are you awake yet?

(*Morgan kisses a hand that is not Sabrina's hand. Instead, it is Tom Hanks's hand. Morgan opens her eyes.*)

**Morgan**: \*coughs\* Yuck! \*shrieks\* You're not Sabrina!! What the hell?!

**Tom Hanks**: I can hear you, I'm not deaf, Morgan!

**Morgan**: What the hell?! I don't believe that's actually real 'sign language'.

(*Vita sits on her phone then a panicked Morgan runs into the kitchen.*)

**Morgan**: \*shouting\* Vita!

**Vita**: Ey oh! What's wrong?

**Morgan**: Vita, this is a frickin' disaster! I've turned everyone into Tom Hanks, you gotta help me!!

(*Morgan shakes Vita then she accidentally turns her into a rapper Tom Hanks.*)

**Tom Hanks**: Yo, yo, yo! Morgan S., what's happening, grrl?

**Morgan**: Aah! Rapper Tom Hanks, God's sake, no!!

(*The kettle whistles, then Morgan picks it up with her bare hands. Then, the kettle turns into Tom Hanks.*)

**Kettle Tom Hanks**: \*singing\* Don't stay awake for too long, don't go to bed. I'll make a cup of coffee for your head, it'll get you up and out of bed.

**Morgan**: \*screams\*

**Kettle Tom Hanks and Rapper Tom Hanks**: Run, Forrest, run!

(*Meanwhile, Svetlana comes into the kitchen, disguised as Tom Hanks.*)

**Svetlana**: Okay, all I need to do is act like Tom Hanks *und* she's gonna think I've changed. Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya looney! \*Laughing\*

(*Morgan, who is in a panicked manner looks at her hands in horror.*)

**Morgan**: Oh, Wish Fairy, you were right. Damn these hands, and damn this power! I need to make this power end! What should I do?

(*Morgan notices a knife on the couch. She picks it up and tries to cut off her hands but the knife turns into a Tom Hanks Knife. The knife kisses her hand.*)

**Morgan**: \*shrieks\*

(*Morgan runs out of the house, screaming in a panicked manner. The door turns into Tom Hanks again.*)

**Morgan**: \*panicked screaming\* Make it end, make it end!

(*Morgan tries to kill herself by jumping in front of the car, but the car turns into Tom Hanks. She becomes horrified.*)

**Car Tom Hanks**: I'm a Mercedes Benz! How would you like to come inside of me?

**Morgan**: \*crying\* No! Shut up! Shut up!

(*Morgan continues running, while screaming in a panicked manner. All of the Tom Hanks run after her.*)

**Morgan**: Wish Fairy, help! I need to hide!

(*Morgan sneaks into a bathroom while all of the Tom Hanks can't find her.*)

**Tom Hanks**: Hide, Forrest, hide!

**Another Tom Hanks**: Wonder where she went.

(*Morgan is in the bathroom with her face buried in her hands.*)

**Morgan**: \*crying\* What have I done? What have I done? I wish this could end! I want my ability to end!

**Tom Hanks** (outside): I don't think you can!

**Morgan**: No. More. Tom Hanks. Please.

(*Later, everyone, who is all Tom Hanks continue their chaos as Morgan stands on top of a building.*)

**Morgan**: Okay, everyone. Can I have your attention? Um, everyone. Can I, can I have your atte- Oh, Captains, Dear Captains!

(*The Tom Hanks crowd quiets down.*)

**Morgan**: I have an announcement to make. You are all free. You have been fired from different schools. Vietnam has finished. The hospital is having a shutdown. Our famous people are better!

**All Tom Hanks**: Not your problem, not your problem, not your problem.

**Morgan (seriously)**: Okay, shut up. Shut up. Seriously, shut up.

(**Everyone stops.**)

**Morgan**: Listen. We know that we loved and lost, but go spread your Tom Hanks spirit to all corners of our country, USA!

(*All the Tom Hanks walk off.*)

**Morgan**: Wait, not you five. Morgan's gonna keep you for an experiment.

(*Five Tom Hanks all smile together. The next morning at Morgan's house, five Tom Hanks people are dressed as Sabrina, Vita, Svetlana, Chestera and Manitoba Smith.*)

**Manitoba!Tom Hanks**: Wow, eggs!

**Chestera!Tom Hanks**: Where do eggs come from?

**Sabrina!Tom Hanks**: Eggs are for breakfast! Haha!

**Svetlana!Tom Hanks**: No, chickens!

**Vita!Tom Hanks**: Hey, Morgan Stephanie. Can you pass the syrup?

**Morgan**: \*maniacal giggle\* Sure, Vita.

(*Morgan, who had lost her mind and recently cut her hands off passes the syrup to Vita!Tom Hanks then she puts the syrup on her pancakes.*)

**Morgan**: Anything for my friends, of course...

(*The camera zooms out of Morgan's house while an ominous music box tune plays. Meanwhile, we see the real Svetlana on the roof, breaking the fourth wall.*)

**Svetlana (breaking the fourth wall)**: Oh, I thought Disney couldn't let us do the Aladdin version. Haha!

**Female Narrator**: And remember, kids. Be careful what you wish for. You should always follow your dreams, unless you start cutting off your hands like that woman did.

**End of Morgan and Hanks Transcript.**