Samsonite D

Sammy D dons a mask made from the BB shirt of a lesser employee he defeated

> "This is the run!"
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## Description

By day, he is mild-mannered Sam, a Best Buy employee with world class customer service. By night, he is medium mannered Twitch streamer. Samsonite\_D returns to his Twitch kingdom in disarray. Accompanied by his sidekick, Ollie the cat, Sam seeks out the remnants from the old days and return Sam's Club to its rightful glory. Though he still has yet to commit himself to the Geek Squad, Samsonite\_D is undisputedly the King of the Nerds.

## Biography

Growing up on the mean streets of Zanarkand, Samsonite\_D spent his youth practicing and training to mature into a competent adult blitz ball. Much of his childhood education consisted of watching MTV, quoting Dumb & Dumber, and playing vieo games.

### Before DKC2

Samsonite\_D's first foray into Twitch began much earlier than any of Le Thicke Bois, TeamRatnado, Plaidman86 or Shraxa's streams. In his first iteration, Samsonite\_D began in 2014 with his playing of Final Fantasy X: HD Remaster. Later on, he would return to the game, however no in the HD format.

Sam's first follower ever, HOTDOGBOY, would eventually leave Twitch before Sam's return and as of this writing (December 26th, 2021) they remain inactive and their whereabouts unknown.

### After DKC2

After the start of DKC2, the timeline was split into two: pre-DCK2 and post-DKC2.

SqatCobblr was the first to make contact with the Samsonite\_D branch of Twitch. Naturally, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kongquest was the proverbial branch upon which Sqat swung. The first meeting of Sammy D and Sqat was due to monke but Sqat would solidify his position by saving the stream with a save state. During his playthrough of Donkey Kong Country 2, Sam would eventually save state trap himself. Sqat would send him a save state so that he could continue to play.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ReliableTrustworthyWaffleOSsloth-JFKZKAarxik-EBlk

#### Tiddy Kong Gift Sub

Based on a joke that Samsonite\_D had with Aeonic\_Ninja, Ol\_Skool\_Englander gave a gifted sub during the DKC2 playthrough (0 PDKC2) to a fake Twitch account by the name of "Tiddykong". During a short clip, Samsonite repeats the fake accounts fake name thrice, in a move which scholars would later describe as "excessive."

#### Le Thicke Bois Ban

During one of his first visits to a Le Thicke Bois stream, Sam posed as a bad robot. The zealous Thatsamod ended up banning Samsonite\_D from the channel. The error was later rectified by SqatCobblr. On the situation, Thatsamorii had to comment on it that, "I did ban him one time, but that was a mistake. I was paranoid I was banning as much as I could. I quickly realized my error and let him back in. Is that what this is about?"

***"I did ban him one time, but that was a mistake. I was paranoid I was banning as much as I could. I quickly realized my error and let him back in. Is that what this is about?"***

The situation was repaired because Thatsamorii went AFK and something the bois said about Thatsa missing a bot. Thirty seconds later, she saw the same message popping up. Without looking, she banned the bot but later found out that it was Samsonite\_D and unbanned him.

### Bits and Jokes

On June 25th, 2022, viewers of the Shraxa channel found out that she had upped the price of text to speech on her channel, Samsonite had tried to make a joke previously, but it was ignored. So, in order to make sure that his joke would be heard, Samsonite chose to spend 500 biteroonies to make sure that Shraxa heard the joke.

On the second run with the joke, she understood it. Later on in the stream, Samsonite would be called out despite not being in chat to defend himself. Warstaf would bring up the topic with RelientKFan also commenting on the new policy changes. The moment could have been lost to time, but Thedancerette was there to make sure that it was recorded for posterity and for review down the line.

## Egg Preference

> "SAY SOMETHING ABOUT CHILAQUILES OR sunny side up!"
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> - Sam on being asked his preferred egg preparation
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On December 26th. 2021, Sammy D was questioned what his favorite way to have his eggs made were. The question, and segment, came about after SenpaiCamo suggested that the wiki also contain this information.

Despite not saying his favorite singular, Le Thicke Bois scholars generally agree that sunny side up are his favorite.

## Relationships

### Ollie

Ollie is Sam's most trusted aide and confidant. He patrols the halls of Sam's Club, the house name of where Samsonite is currently located. From what has been seen on stream when he shows up, Ollie appears to be a good cat. Like most cats, he enjoys treats. Ollie's favorite treats are tuna flavoredFeline Greenie's Smart bites *with* tuna control, although he also loves catnip.

Despite being the main reason that people show up to Samsonite\_D, Ollie mostly prefers to be off stream. However, every once in awhile, he'll walk into frame or close to Sam, at which point he is almost always promptly picked up and shown off to the audience, Simba style.

Currently, Ollie is on a vet-recommended diet of of "10 dry kernels a day, during day" according to Sammy D, followed by wet and dry food later on at night. At first, this information was solely provided by Samsonite\_D not including any information about it being recommended by a vet, however Thedancerette clarified by asking if the vet had actually given a specific diet recommendation.

## Trivia

* Sam once dressed up as Spiderman. Leading theories posit him as this universe's Spiderman
* He can do a decent Michael Mouse voice impression
* Of all Le Thicke Bois, Sqat is Sam's favorite with RelientKFan second, and third, Sam asking "Who is Charles?"
* Sam has devised and perfected a shimmy which he uses for bits, subs, anything really
* The Big Lebowski is high on his list of movies to watch
* He's fallen asleep to many streamers including FuzeDeluxe, Holleit, Shraxa, and Mooncatgab
* As a child, he was deathly afraid of the horror Chucky movies

.According to Thedancerette during an LTBEU wiki work stream