Pop Team Epic Zone's Delete's Adventures in Wonderland/transcript

(Popuko was running in the road but then stopped.)

Popuko: I think an umbrella should do the trick.

Fat Pipimi: Hey...

Popuko: Pipi?

Fat Pipimi: I don't remember anyone else.

(A bus pushed out Popuko and Fat Pipimi.)

"Delete's Adventures in Wonderland"

(It started with the rainy day when we saw the house where Popuko and Pipimi lived.)

Popuko: Pipimi, look how I did my schoolwork.

Pipimi: What schoolwork?

Popuko: Some doughnuts for you, Delete, and me.

Delete: I want some of that.

Popuko: No way.

Pipimi: Don't do that, Popu.

Delete: Ugh... I'm too bored now!

(Rain and thunder rumbling.)

Delete: Let me read a book, but without the worth of trouble.

(Sudden, Buzz ran close by house.)

Delete: Buzzy?

Buzz: AGH!! I Shall be too late!

Delete: What an funny bot.

Delete: Hey, Popuko, Pipimi?

Popuko: Huh?

Delete: I have to follow Buzz.

Pipimi: Go for it.

(Delete ran across the field after Buzz.)

Delete: Buzzy? BUZZY?

Buzz: Oh dear, oh my!

Delete: Oh, maybe he went into that hole.

(Delete looks down the hole.)

Delete: It's too dark to see. But the hole might be a tunnel or someway.

(Delete's foot finally stopped.)

Delete: AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Delete: Wait, am I nearly falling down slowly?

(Bookshelves, maps, and pictures nearly fall down slowly.)

Delete: Well, I shouldn't falling down stairs.

(Delete took a jar out of one of the shelves.)

Delete: ORANGE MARMALADE? Well, at least it's empty.

Delete: Oh, George..... I wish your down here with me.....

(Delete landed in a heap of leaves.)

Delete: Who's there?

Buzz: Oh my fur and whiskers! How late is getting!

Delete: Buzzy, wait!

(Delete ran down the black hall after Buzz when he stopped.)

Delete: Buzzy? Where are you?

(Delete looked up the ceiling and then Delete looks.)

Delete: A hall of doors!?

(Delete walked by a door and tried the doorknob.)

Delete: None of those doors wouldn't open!

(In the glass table, was a tiny golden key.)

Delete: What's that..... a golden key?

Delete: This one will belong to this door.

Delete: Nope. The key does not belong to the big keyholes.

(Delete looks around and sees a red curtain about 15 inches high.)

Delete: A curtain? Let me open the curtain..... hey that's a tiny door!

(Delete tried the key to the little keyhole and luckily it fitted.)

Delete: It fitted!

(Delete opened the tiny door to see what's outside.)

Delete: A beautiful garden! How I loved to get into the garden and see the beautiful fountains! Ngh....ngh............ I'm too big.

(Delete went back to the table and put the key down.)

Delete: I wish I could shut up like a telescope.

Delete: That's curious.

(Delete sees an bottle and took the bottle.)

Delete: DRINK ME. Well, it is not marked poison anyway.

(Delete ventured to drink the bottle.)

Delete: It tastes good!

(Delete was about to be shrinking down in 1 second, but then shrinks.)

Delete: What an curious feeling! I must be shutting up like a telescope!

Delete: Now to the tiny door to the beautiful garden!

(Delete runs to the tiny door.)

Delete: Wait, did I forget something?

(Delete looks up at the glass table.)

Delete: Oh no! I forgot the key!

Delete: Let me climb all the way on it! Rgh...rgh....agh!

(Delete tired himself down and sat down.)

Delete: I can't believe it! Now that the key's up there, things are worse, not better! (sobbing)

(Delete sees a cake on the floor.)

Delete: How did that appear from there?

Delete: EAT ME. Well, I'll eat it and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key and if I grow smaller, I can creep under the door, so that way I'll get into the garden! So, I don't care which happens.

(Delete took a bite of the cake.)

Delete: Nothing happened.... I'll just finish the cake.

(Delete very soon finished the cake.)

(Delete wait for 2 seconds, but then Delete started growing.)

Delete: Curiouser and curiouser! Now I'm opening up like a largest telescope that ever was! Goodbye feet!

(Delete looked down at his feet.)

Delete: Oh my poor feet, I wonder if I put my shoes on for now?

(Delete finally hit the ceiling.)

Delete: OUCH! Oh, now I can get the key!

(Delete took the key and hurried off to the garden door.)

(Delete looked down at one side to look through the garden with one eye.)

Delete: Oh, this is hopeless than ever!

(Delete closed the tiny door.)

Delete: I'll never get out!

(Delete sat down.)

Delete: Nobody likes me as a giant! I just eat the cake marked EAT ME and now I'm a giant! What a bad, bad day. (sniffling) I wish it was........... better. (sobbing heavily)

(Delete is sobbing heavily like a giant as the giant tears falled from his eyes, making a large pool all around him.)

Delete: Huh?!

Buzz: Oh! The Duchess, the Duchess! Oh, wouldn't she be so sad if I kept her waiting!

Delete: If you please, sir.....

(Buzz dropped the fan and gloves.)

Delete: This is too weird!

(Delete took the fan and gloves and start fanning himself.)

Delete: How queer everything is today! And yesterday, things went on as usual. I wonder if I changed in the middle of the night?

(Delete looked up at the ceiling.)

Delete: But, if I'm not the same, who am I?

(Delete looked down at the floor.)

Delete: I'm sure I'm not Buzzy, he is a round bot. And I'm sure I'm not Deah, because she has curly hair, mine is not.

Delete: Well, what if I'm Deah? 4 x 6 is 12, 5 x 2 is 15, and 5 x 5 is... oh dear! I shall never get that right! Let's try geometry, London is the capital of Paris, and Paris is the capital of Rome, and Rome.... no that's all wrong. I'm certain! I must be changed for Deah!

(Delete sees the tiny glove in his hand.)

Delete: How did I put this thing on? I must be shrinking smaller again! Too small!

(Delete dropped the fan and gloves.)

Delete: Now the tiny door!

(Delete's foot stopped.)

Delete: Whoa-WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(SPLASH!)

(Delete was now in the sea of tears.)

Delete: That must be my tears I wept when I was 50 foot tall! I wish I didn't cried so much!

(Delete sees a cat swimming by.)

Delete: Oh cat, can you help me get out of this pool?

(The cat stopped and splashed.)

Delete: I'm sorry.

Sue Ellen: Hi, I'm Sue Ellen! We don't talk about cats or dogs! Are you a cat?

Delete: Sue Ellen, I'm not a cat!

Sue Ellen: You must get shipped by this!

Delete: Well, I......

Popuko: WAGH!

Digit: YO!!!

(Animals: Whew!)

Sue Ellen: Let's head to the shore and do the caucus race now!

(Sue Ellen and the animals swam to the shore.)

Delete: Okay, I'll swim!

(Delete swam to the shore, too.)

Delete: How should we ever get dry?

Popuko: Well, if I get scared of getting wet, I go like this.

Delete: This for what?

Popuko: Remember? The name's Popuko.

Delete: How could we get dry, now?

Popuko: We may be cause to death.

Delete: Well, I just said that!

Popuko: I just said that!

Sue Ellen: Sit down everyone!

(The animals and Delete sat down.)

Delete: Sue Ellen, I'm in a self-control. Is there a way to get dry?

Sue Ellen: The only way to get dry, is to tell Pipimi. Delete, can you tell Pipimi?

Delete: Gee, I can't think of any drying stuff, Pipimi!

Pipimi: The only way to get us dry, is a caucus race.

Delete: What's an caucus race?

Popuko: An caucus race is an dry thing, whoever gets dry, wins.

Delete: Okay, Popuko, I'll ran in a circle so I can win the race.

Pipimi: Here, guys. Let me draw an circle.

(Pipimi drew an circle.)

Pipimi: 1, 2, 3, GO!

(BEEP!)

Popuko: (panting)

Delete: (panting)

Pipimi: Come on, guys! Keep running!

Sue Ellen: (panting)

Popuko: (panting) I'm drying!

Delete: (panting) I'm drying myself!

Pipimi: The race is over!

Delete: Hey, I'm dry.

Popuko: You sure are, Delete. Because I love to run in a circle.

Sue Ellen: Everyone, we all win. So, Delete, give us the prizes.

Delete: No problem! Here's one for you, one for me, one for you, and one for you.

Popuko: I loved this prize, thanks.

Delete: You're welcome.

Digit: Sheesh! The Didge is leaving!

Popuko: Me too.

Pipimi: Me three.

Sue Ellen: Me too. See you on the next race!

Delete: Now I'm all alone here! Oh, George... I miss you. (sobbing) Oh....George..... (sniffling)

Delete: Huh? It's that Buzzy?!

Buzz: The Duchess, the Duchess! Where could I haven't drop them? My fur and whiskers!

(Buzz turns around.)

Buzz: (gasp) What are you doing here, Mary Ann!? Go get my fan and gloves out my house!

Delete: But, I'm not Mary Ann.

Buzz: They're in my house! NOW!!!

Delete: (sigh) Okay.

(Delete walks away from Buzz.)

Delete: Why didn't Buzzy tell me to get his fan and gloves? (gasp) Aha! I found him!

(Delete went inside the white house.)

Delete: Buzzy? Where did you go?

Delete: At least, I can be here all by myself.

(Delete sees a drink.)

Delete: Perhaps, this will make me grow larger again. Before I am quite tired being a little thing!

(Delete drinks it and found himself growing very big.)

Delete: That's enough! I don't wanna grow anymore, at least I can't go out the door! Maybe, too large!

(Delete put his hand out the window and his foot up the chimney.)

Delete: (grunting) Now, I can't do no more whatever happens. What will happen to me?

Buzz: Where is that Mary Ann?

(Buzz looks around.)

Buzz: (gasp)

Buzz: Maybe I can go in the window.

Delete: No, you'll not!

(Delete's hand pushes Buzz.)

Buzz: (screaming)

(CRASH!)

Buzz: Pat! Pat!!!!!!!!!!

Pat: Right here, Buzz.

(Pat takes Buzz's hand.)

Buzz: Pat? What is that in my window?

(Pat looks up.)

Pat: It's an arm alright.

Buzz: An arm? That's alright, now TAKE IT AWAY!

Delete: What are they're gonna do next? I hope I do not wanna stay out too longer.

(chattering)

Matt: I guess we need Manga-styled Popuko.

Manga-syled Popuko: Me?!

Delete: Oh, so Popuko hasn't been up the chimney, hasn't she?

(Buzz: HERE, POPUKO! GO CATCH THAT ROOF!)

(Manga-styled Popuko: WILL THE ROOF HOLD?)

(Buzz: MIND YOUR NEXT BUISNESS!)

(Manga-styled Popuko: LOOK OUT BELOW!)

Manga-styled Popuko: I can't reach it.

Buzz: Go down the chimney, then!

Delete: They seem to put everything upon Popuko.

(Manga-styled Popuko is now in the chimney.)

Manga-styled Popuko: (overlap chattering)

Delete: Isn't it, Popuko.

(Delete's foot pulls Manga-styled Popuko out the chimney.)

Matt, Inez, and Jackie: THERE GOES POPUKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manga-styled Popuko: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Manga-styled Popuko lands on the grass.)

Manga-styled Popuko: Looks like something put me into a Jack-in-the-box, but this one is whole huge.

Buzz: We must burn the house down!

(Delete sees the rocks thrown out the window.)

Delete: They're turning into cakes!

Delete: They can't possibly make me more bigger.

(Delete took one cake.)

Delete: Here goes nothing.

(Delete ate the cake and shrinked smaller.)

Delete: It worked!

(Delete went out of the house.)

Delete: Now, the thing to do is to get back to the garden.

(Delete sees a mushroom.)

Delete: What is that?