BKP/Black Knight Patriarch

Black Knight Patriarch (he's know as Black\_Knight\_Fool on Minds, Dissenter, and Instagram), is a Mulatto man from Canada who has a GF or Wife who looks like a Karen. BKP, as he's known, is a legendary figure who is in the annals of Athens lore as one of the few boomers to come close to being as autistic as ManAnimal/Heckler or Fuzzypeach. Some (such as Loremaster of the Sauce) claim that BKP is, in fact, MORE autistic than ManAnimal/Heckler, since BKP has/had a habit of cropping awful screenshots, like this, and being just downright autistic in arguments.

## The Autism

BKP has a history of being INCREDIBLY petting in "debunking" arguments or even simple questions (not sure how he does the latter, either) as this is the only way that he can win an argument. However, in the end, this form of argumentative rhetoric proved ineffective against the forces of Snake, Ford, Troye, and Loremaster of the Sauce. BKP, in fact, is an incredibly fascinating view into a jaded man who has been broken by women and who has no skill in rhetoric. Below, are examples of BKP's autistic tendencies:

1) He tried to debunk a question by Troye, for some reason.

2) Acts like an internet tough-guy against a moderator who doesn't have a high level of tolerance (much like an earlier Lolcow by the name of Fuzzypeach).

3) Made 100+ messages for a point that can easily be summarized in perhaps 1 or 2 messages (this is similar argumentative rhetoric to ManAnimal/Heckler, who uses the tactic of attempting to overwhelm an opponent in a debate, though this debate is rather shoddy and doesn't tend to work against anybody who has even a modicum of experience in actual debate tactics).

4) Claims none of the mods have any integrity, and then whinges when someone disagrees with him.

5) Somehow needs to use the same screencap twice to prove the same point

6) When faced with basic logic, such as in this case, he starts using larger words that he doesn't even know the meaning of, solely so he can confuse a debate opponent (a tactic used by ManAnimal/Heckler)

7) Whinges that he's getting "persecuted" for "disagreeing" despite the mods only having an issue with him because he can't consolidate his point into a smaller number of posts.

8) Confused as a result of someone telling a very obvious joke about Asians being honorable.

9) Tries to shame debate opponents for being on a certain side, rather than debating certain argumentative points.

10) Throws a fit when he gets warned for not following simple debate rules that are limited to....."Make your posts short and sweet"

## The Autism, Pt. 2

11) Acts like he's intellectually superior to others.

12) Acts like all of his debate opponents are dumb, on more than one occasion....for some reason?

13) Uses the "LOL UR A VIRGIN" card that ManAnimal/Heckler uses.

14) Will pull random phrases and terms out of his ass (like "stacking" and "letting your subconscious out" and even "making a religion" and "creating your own false religions") when losing a debate.

15) Acts as if he's somehow got a massive audience (like Phadreus did), presumably to intimidate people.

16) Rants about Lesbians HUNDREDS of times (that's not even hyperbole, either).

17) Will call people sociopaths if they disagree with him.

18) Hates when people use "autism" or "autistic" as insults.

19) Has said that calling someone a mutant is denying someone their humanity, but then proceeded to call somebody a mutant.

20) Will say he's a god-tier debater, even though his actions prove otherwise.

## The Autism, Pt. 3

21) Pulled the race card when the mods decided to really start clamping down on his autism.

22) Pulled the race card a second time when some femoid was able to slap him around in a debate (and Bog is literally a teacher in a shithole village in rural Slovenia)

23) Brought up the race card a THIRD time, but then somehow managed to turn it into an argument about lesbians.

24) Pulled the race card a FOURTH time, because he couldn't argue against some autistic teenager.

25) Said that even THINKING about the N-Word makes you racist.

26) So retarded that he edited a message and STILL managed to fuck it up (it happens to the best of us, but for it to happen to someone who considers himself a god-tier debater/psychologist, it's even funnier).

27) Apparently thinks that his beliefs trump evidence.

28) Will ignore that he uses AdHoms numerous times to try to dunk on somebody who points out he's using an AdHom.

29) Hilariously incapable of consolidating messages, it's a wonder how he even passed English class.

30) Assumed that Comando's profile picture was indication that Comando was a girl.

## Ban

After flooding the debates channel with over 200 posts with no replies from anyone else he was dragged into the cells. *No one knows exactly what transpired in the cells.* All that is known is that when the mods were openly laughing in vc about it they freely told everyone BKP had been kicked from the server because he refused to write more than 3 words before pressing the enter key in the cells.

He returned a week later but was soon banned. *No one knows exactly what transpired in the cells.* However it was overheard that Comando assigned BKP an English lesson. *he was satanically*

> *tempted back into the server*
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*if he could*

> *~~convert~~ conjure*
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*through vile ritual his 200 separate*

> *lines into ~~several well ordered paragraphs~~*
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*white devils spell-word blocks*

> *taking up his cross*
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*bkp stood tall*

> *and in an exemplary final act*
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*worthy of only*

> *the most true and pure hearted*
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*knights as he refused to*

> *give into the Tyrannical rule*
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*of good Grammar*

> *and was slain*
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*his battles behind him he*

> *is remembered forever*
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*as the patron saint*

> *of the willfully illiterate*
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*to this day*

No really the cunt did this shit all the time.