The Method

**The Method** is an American rock band which formed in Northern Colorado in 2022. The band is comprised of vocalist and guitarist S, multi-instrumentalist and vocalist Ezra M, drummer K. Lovely, and lead guitarist/master shredder K. Brown.

## The Method

The Logo of The Method (2022-present)

Background Information:

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Origin: Loveland, Colorado, USA

Genres: Hard rock, heavy metal, grunge, stoner rock, sludge metal, doom-drone

Years active: 2022-present

Labels: MethodMania

Spinoffs: Met Hod, Method 2, Method 3, New Method, Old Method, Blue Method, Gold Method, Smart Method, Dumb Method, Pinky Method, Thumb Method, Declan's Method, METHOD!, Iron Man Method, Happy Method, Oldenway, Starchild and the Felons

Members: S, Ezra, Lovely, K. Brown

Website: themethod.com

## History

### Formation/Early Years (2022-2024)

In February of 2022, one late night, Ezra messaged guitarist and rapper S (Simon Steinwachs) on Instagram, thinking about starting a band. Simon agreed, and, after some debate, the duo settled on the name "The Method." The name was created by Ezra.

Simon reluctantly agreed, since he didn't have much experience playing rock music, as he had been infamous for being a rapper, known best for his records "S: Rapping Robot Rise!" (1965), and "The State of Things Today..." (2021). However, after being gifted a golden guitar for St. Paddy's Day, S immediately began learning. After S was able to play 319 BPM solos and scales, and after he shattered his fucking windows and killed a man by playing so fucking good, S grew somewhat confident in his guitar ability. One night, at a karaoke bar, S sang notes so high a large explosion occurred. S decided he would become the frontman of The Method, playing the guitar and providing vocals. He swore upon his dead family's grave that he would make enough money in record sales to fully reimburse the damages and personal losses caused by the explosion. S built a home recording studio the next week, and he invited Ezra over to jam. Ezra picked up a bass and slapped it six ways to sunday. He created such a groovy, orgasmic bass line that S became severely ill, rendering him unable to play for some time. After their second jam session, S and Ezra came up with one thousand riffs and songs, some of which were so heavy and so awesome that every other musician, vinyl, CD, or device carrying music streaming apps nearby were split in two. The grass died around the recording studio as a result of the sheer talent of both of the musicians. An exclusion zone had to be created around the studio afterward.

Unfortunately, Colorado would soon be taken by The Mountain Rangers, lead by High Knight Sneako. S had to evacuate, and the music studio was destroyed. S, Ezra, and some other friends, including Kyle and Khalin, had to hide in S's underground base with grass floors, located beneath Colorado Springs. While sheltering, Ezra learned how to play the keyboard, the flute, every brass instrument, every string instrument, and the oboe. One night, Kyle picked up a guitar and accidentally played the Tornado of Souls guitar solo while trying to put it back down. Khalin tripped and fell into a drum kit, accidentally creating such an incredible, complex drum pattern that everyone in the bunker fucking cried a lot.

After this, S begged and begged for K to become drummer and Brown to become lead guitar. Khalin said yes but Kyle took a bit more convincing. The smart Kyle Brown wanted to continue studying under Dr. Fauci to become the lead scientist of the world, but S. and Ezra murdered Fauci and bombed Kyle's 7-floor science lab and forced him to become guitarist. Kyle was NOT sad and was happy to become lead guitarist!

And so it was. The Method was completed.

Unfortunately, after everyone left the bunker, Ezra was forced to evacuate to Alabama; he knew that Sneako would soon seek him out, due to him possessing the blue gem at the time. Khalin Lovely left to go battle the Mountain Rangers, and Dr. Fauci was resurrected via cloning and brain transfer. Kyle left once more to go pursue his interest in science.

Simon would not be deterred!

He later started working on songs, sending them to Ezra virtually and allowing Ezra to provide additional instruments and vocals. Using this method, the band released their first EP, Tony Chestnut, on December 1, 2024. Tony Chestnut was met with generally positive reviews, as the EP provided some good sludge metal tracks, but nothing too special or experimental yet...

### 2025-2027: S's ascension to Edge Lord and issues with the band

Between 2025 and 2027, S underwent significant changes. He halted all activity the night of January 1st, 2025, when Edge Edward blessed Simon and handed him the Crown of High Emergence.