Miss Conductor

*"Also... the Hidden? Couldn't that be something even you don't want to know?"***The following content contains spoilers.** Please proceed at your own risk.

## Credits

### Performer(s)

Regret
 χ

### Arranger

TSUMIKI

**Miss Conductor** (ミス・コンダクタ) is a song composed by Kudan in universe. It plays during the seventh dungeon, AMORE. The χ cover of the song is the theme of Niko Komamura and, when used as as the song for χ-Jacking, evasion is increased.

## Lyrics

* English
* Romaji
* Japanese

"A proposition for all mankind.

Regarding this world galvanized

By the successful reformation of the citizenry.

Now tell me, what exactly is happiness?

Why, the hope that we've been striving for!

May you be free of your melancholy, one and all."

Lead the way to the answer. Go and carve out a path

Whose sake is this palette here for?

Take your wings to the wind and soar

Sing the praises of whatever,

folded palms in doubtful prayer (Eternally)

Ready? (Say yeah!) Come along and clasp your hands

W-W-Wicked sources of misinformation

I-I-If I were to expose them here

I-I-It should be a simple thing to do

I'm sure even you'd understand

Nowhere can you find anything that matters more than words

The world is an ensemble cast and God directs the show

Come let your thoughts intoxicate and pull you in the flow

Being in a dream with no end is like Shangri-La

Take my hand, make some noise

Oh, what a wonderful world this is!

The beat drops--it's our radicalism

"A warning to all mankind.

Regarding the state of chaos incited.

By the insurrection of the ignorant masses

I wonder, which answer is the correct one?

Why, the one in line with our ideals!

May you be free of any misgivings, one and all."

Pesky, pathos-laden arguments

Abolished from the fools who spoke them

Absolute agitation

Brainwashed with a flutter from your body to your mind

No matter what you do, there's no way to stop it from spreading

Turn your moralities into casualties

Ready? (Say yeah!) Come along and clap your hands

W-W-With the boldfaced, bright-red news reports

D-D-D-Dance in biased braggadocio

I-I-It is such a simple thing. Or at least it is in your head

Nowhere can you find anything that matters more than words

This world is like a topsy-turvy puppet show

Come let your thoughts intoxicate and pull you in the flow

Being in a dream with no end is like Shangri-La

Take my hand, make some noise

Oh, what a wonderful world this is!

The beat drops--it's our nationalism

W-W-With the boldfaced, bright-red news reports

D-D-D-dance in biased braggadocio

I-I-It is such a simple thing. Or at least it is in your head

Nowhere can you find anything that matters more than words

The world is like a topsy-turvy puppet show

Come let your thoughts intoxicate and pull you in the flow

Being in a dream with no end is like Shangri-La

Take my hand, make some noise

Oh, what a wonderful world this is!

The beat drops--dance along with it!

"A proposal for all mankind: The world is broken

How would you like for my reformations to mend it?

You're better off falling for a beautiful lie

Zenjin rui ni jyoutei

Kono tabi oosemashita shimin no kaikaku ni yotte

Kappatsuka shita sekai ni tsuite

Sate, koufuku to wa nandesu ka?

Wareware ga mezashita kibou da!

Minaminasama ga urei masen you ni

Kotae wo michibiteyuke michi wo kiribiraiteyuke

Koko wa dare no tame no baretto? Ha wo kaze ni kakeke

Nandatte utae futashiki ka ni te to te no eien no inori

Ready? Say yeah! Hora te wo awase

Ma-ma-machigatta akudoi jouhougen

A-a-atashi ga koko de abakeba

Ka-ka-kantan na koto no sa

Anata mo wakaru sa

Kotoba yori taisetsu na mono nado dokonimo nakute

Sekai wa kamisama no gunzougeki no you

Saa omoi no manimani yoishire ya

Samenai yume wo mireba shangurira

Te wo totte sawage

Sekai wa dorehodo subarashii deshou

Furu biito wa rajikaridzumu sa

Zenjin rui ni keikoku

Kono tabi okorimashita

Shuugu no boudou ni yotte

Konton kashita jitai ni tsuite

Hatashite, seikai to wa nandesu ka?

Wareware ga shinjiru risou da!

Minaminasama, ibukarimasen you ni.

Uzattai kanjouron kataratta baka kara haijo

Zettaiteki ajiteito atama kara karada made matte sennou

Dounimokounimo nitchimossachimo habikoro

Seigi saga ikenie ni shite ike

Ready? Say yeah! Hora te wo tatake

Ma-ma-maakaakairo no houdou de

Ba-ba-baiasu hora de odore ya

Ka-ka-kantan na koto nano sa atama no naka de wa

Kotoba yori taisetsu na mono nado dokonimo nakute

Sekai wa sakasama no ningyougeki no you

Saa omoi no manimani yoishire ya

Samenai yume wo mireba shangurira

Te wo totte sawage

Sekai wa dorehodo subarashii deshou

Furu biito wa nashyonaridzumu sa

Ma-ma-maakaakairo no houdou de

Ba-ba-baiasu hora de odore ya

Ka-ka-kantan na koto nano sa atama no naka de wa

Kotoba yori taisetsu na mono nado dokonimo nakute

Sekai wa sakasama no ningyougeki no you

Saa omoi no manimani yoishire ya

Samenai yume wo mireba shangurira

Te wo totte sawage

Sekai wa dorehodo subarashii deshou

Furu biito de odore!

Zenjin rui ni teishou kono tabi kowaremashita

Atashi no kaikaku ni yotte shuufuku kashita sekai wa dou desu ka?

Utsukushiku damasareru ga ii wa

「全人類に上提。

此の度果せました市民の改革によって

活発化した世界について。

さて、幸福とは何ですか？

我我が目指した希望だ！

皆皆様が憂いませんように。」

答えを導いてゆけ　道を切開いてゆけ

此処は誰の為のパレット？　羽を風に　翔け

何だって謳え　不確かに手と手の祈り　永遠

ready? say yeah!　ほら手を合わせ

間違った悪どい情報源

あたしが此処で暴けば

簡単なことなのさ

あなたも解るさ

言葉より大切なもの等　何処にも無くて

世界は神様の群像劇の様

サア想いの隨に酔い痴れや

醒めない夢を観ればシャングリラ

手を取って騒げ

世界は何れ程素晴らしいでしょう

降るビイトはラジカリヅムさ

「全人類に警告。

此の度起こりました衆愚の暴動によって

混沌化した事態について。

果たして、正解とは何ですか？

我我が信じた理想だ！

皆皆様、訝りませんように。」

ウザったい感情論　語らった馬鹿から排除

絶対的アジテイト　頭から体迄舞って洗脳

如何にもこうにも二進も三進も蔓延る

正義性　犠牲にして行け

ready?　say yeah! ほら手を叩け

真赤赤色の報道でバイアス　法螺で踊れや

か か 簡単なことなのさ　頭の中では

言葉より大切なもの等　何処にも無くて

世界は逆様の人形劇の様

サア想いの隨に酔い痴れや

醒めない夢を観ればシャングリラ　手を取って騒げ

世界は何れ程素晴らしいでしょう

降るビイトはナショナリヅムさ

真赤赤色の報道でバイアス　法螺で踊れや

簡単なことなのさ　頭の中では

言葉より大切なもの等　何処にも無くて

世界は逆様の人形劇の様

サア想いの隨に酔い痴れや

醒めない夢を観ればシャングリラ

手を取って騒げ

世界は何れ程素晴らしいでしょう

降るビイトで踊れ！

全人類に提唱　此の度壊れました

あたしの改革によって修復化した世界は如何ですか？

美しく騙されるがいいわ。

English Translation: NIS America

## Trivia

* The stuttering during the song alludes to Kudan's personal trauma regarding her own stutter.
	+ Subsequently, the song's use of rap also alludes to this as, in Redo, she is no longer inhibited by her speech impedement.

* The title "Miss Conductor" is a double entendre that refers to both the term 'misconduct,' as well as Kudan's role as a female musical conductor.

* The two differences in pitch allude to Niko's dual identities as both Niko and Iori.

## References

1. ↑ https://digi-lab.blog/gamer-interview-with-the-caligula-effect-producer-takuya-yamanaka/