Little Miss Health Kick/Transcript

**(In the kitchen)**

**Dorothy Ann:** Ah, what a wonderful (gasps)…

**(Bella eats a donut and drinks chocolate milk)**

**Dorothy Ann:** Bella, according to my research, donuts are unhealthy for breakfast! And so is chocolate milk!

**(Bella still doesn't care)**

**Carlos:** Hi, Dorothy Ann, how's Bella doing? You do know she's eating that donut and drinking the chocolate milk because she ate her squash last night!

**Dorothy Ann:** Well, should she grab a banana to at least get something healthy?

**Carlos:** Yeah, but she's sticking with her donuts today. She earned them.

**Bella:** Daddy, no banana! Donut only!

**(The boys grabbed some donuts and soda.)**

**Ralphie:** Mm! (gulps) This is some good soda!

**Tim:** More donuts than you could ever eat!

**Arnold:** Mm-nom-nom! (through his chewing) This is good!

**Dorothy Ann:** Guys, you too? I thought you were gonna eat healthy!

**Ralphie:** We ate our squash too. So...

**Meanwhile, his grandfather and younger brother came in to the store.**

**Grandpa Tennelli: Ralphie!**

**Ralphie Tennelli: Grandpa!**

**Nick Tennelli: Ralphie!**

**Ralphie Tennelli: Nick!**

**Nick Tennelli: My big brother!**

**Meanwhile, Arnold, Carlos, Dorothy Ann and Tim at the store.**

**Dorothy Ann:** Just because you ate something healthy the day before doesn't mean you fill up on junk food -

**Arnold (interrupting):** Bup-bup-bup... - remember what Ms. Frizzle's cousin, Murph said, (imitates her Southern accent) "Without junk, I'm sunk!"

**Tim:** Yeah, and we don't want to be sunk. So we're gonna keep eating these delicacies until we barf.

**Carlos:** Yeah! ***Eat***'s what we're gonna do! Ha-ha!

**(Carlos!)**

**(Wanda gets downstairs)**

**Wanda:** Good morning!

**Keesha:** Good morning, Wan! Wanna go to McDonald's with us? I was wondering if you would like a breakfast there.

**Wanda:** Yup, I'm down! Bella, you coming?

**(Bella runs up to Wanda as she grabs her)**

**Dorothy Ann:** (groans)

**(They get in the SUV and drive there)**

**The Friz (through drive thru, which is connected to her Pineapple Phone):** WOWWW! Thank you for choosing one of the BEST fast-food restaurants in the entire world! McDonald's! How may I help you today? (chuckles and snorts)

**Dorothy Ann:** Can't we just go to the grocery store or something?

**The Friz (through drive thru):** Ready when you are.

**Keesha:** I'd like to have some Hotcakes, fries, and an orange Fanta please.

**Dorothy Ann:** (groans) Fine. I'll have the same thing, please, except with **DIET** Coke. And make sure it's diet, because according to my research, diets are healthy!

**Fiona (through drive thru):** WHOA, that's extreme, Dorothy Ann!

**(Screen cuts to the inside of McDonald's)**

**The Friz:** FIONA! I'm trying to concentrate right now, I'm on a very important call.

**(Cut back to the drive-thru)**

**Wanda:** For me, I'll have a sausage burrito with regular Coke, and for Bella, she'll have a four-piece Happy Meal with fries, apple slices, and chocolate milk.

**Jyoti:** I'd like to have a Sausage and Egg McMuffin with hash browns please!

**The Friz:** Eh, m-kay, so we got an order of hotcakes, fries, orange Fanta, hotcakes, fries, Diet Coke (with emphasis on the diet), a sausage burrito, regular Coke, sausage and egg McMuffin, hash browns, and a Happy Meal with four-piece Chicken McNuggets, fries, the goodness of milk, apple slices, and a toy only at McDonald's! Ba-da-bum-bum-bum!

**Jyoti:** Yes.

**The Friz:** Order up! Now please drive to the window!

**Frizzle:** Hello. Now please, would you, so very kindly, give me your money?

**Keesha:** Here.

**Frizzle:** Uh-uh-uh, Keesha, you need to sort the dollar bills by type, mint date, and amount of dollars. Then I'll accept it.

**(Three minutes of sorting later)**

**Keesha:** Fine, you happy, Ms. Frizzle McFragment?

**Frizzle:** Ok, now Fiona will be here with your food shortl-

**(Fiona runs with the food, and skillfully throws them into the car window like throwing-stars, without making a mess)**

**Fiona:** Pfft, too easy. You're welcome. Now enjoy.

**(all)** Bye, Frizzle Fragments!