BITSBOB.MSG

{100}{}{You see Bob, proprietor of Bob's Iguana Bits.}

{101}{}{Ok, Ok, I've got your money.}

{102}{}{I've got more expenses. I need to increase the payment.}

{103}{}{Screw this. I want ALL of your money now, or you're a dead Bob.}

{104}{}{I can't take the heat. I'm calling off the payments.}

{105}{}{I want information on Decker.}

{106}{}{I want information on Doc Morbid.}

{107}{}{Gimme' an iguana on a stick.}

{108}{}{I'm sorry. I ain't payin' no more. Do what you want with me.}

{109}{}{Bob, I thought we were pals! In fact, I was thinking about giving you a promotion in my organization. Instead, you betray me. This is very disappointing...}

{110}{}{Bob, why should I take no for an answer? Especially from a scumbag like you?}

{111}{}{Glad to see you're standing up for yourself.}

{112}{}{Your reputation is history, Bob. Hi-sto-ree!}

{113}{}{Fine, I'll decide what to do with you later.}

{114}{}{Well, it was nice knowing you Bob. Say 'hi' to Satan for me.}

{115}{}{What are you doing back so soon? It ain't time for the payment.}

{116}{}{You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here. Get lost!}

{117}{}{Hey, I don't want any trouble!}

{118}{}{Hi! Welcome to Bob's Iguana Bits, the family eating place. Can I take your order?}

{119}{}{Forget it.}

{120}{}{You are? Well, Ok...}

{121}{}{He's a mean son of a bitch. You don't want to mess with him. Anything else?}

{122}{}{Fine. What do you want me to pay?}

{123}{}{I want }

{124}{}{ bucks every five days.}

{125}{}{Doc Morbid? All I know is that he's up around Junktown and he's the cheapest source of food I could find. That's all!}

{126}{}{Let's see what I've got in stock.}

{127}{}{I've got a whole iguana for twenty caps.}

{128}{}{I've got prime cut choice for eight caps.}

{129}{}{I'll take one of the real ones.}

{130}{}{Nothing for me right now. I'm on a diet.}

{131}{}{I'll take one of the prime cuts.}

{132}{}{I could go for some prime cut right now. I'll even pay for it.}

{133}{}{Uhh... Me no hungry now.}

{134}{}{Fine! Take your money and get out!}

{135}{}{You can stick it! I ain't ever payin' you! Get lost!}

{136}{}{Yeah, sure. Why don't you find someone else to screw over.}

{137}{}{You can't throw crap without getting some of it on your fingers. Get out of here!}

{138}{}{Sure you will. Get lost!}

{139}{}{Sorry. We're all out of iguana.}

{140}{}{We only have whole iguana on a stick. Twenty bucks each.}

{141}{}{We only have prime select choice. It tastes great, though. Eight bucks each.}

{142}{}{Sure. We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks.}

{143}{}{I'll take a whole iguana.}

{144}{}{I'll take your prime select.}

{145}{}{You know, I hear your prime select tastes like chicken. Do you like eating cowardly guys?}

{146}{}{No sissy portions! Me want all iguana! Ugh!}

{147}{}{Hmm, smell good! Me want prime!}

{148}{}{Never seen any of them around here. Water Merchants don't need 'em.}

{149}{}{Water Merchants?}

{150}{}{Mr. Decker is a distinguished businessman in a less than distinguished business. Anything else?}

{151}{}{}

{152}{}{What kind of business?}

{153}{}{What are you talking about?}

{154}{}{Your secret ingredients. How fresh does the corpse have to be before it develops a bitter aftertaste? Do you use mutants, humans, or a mix?}

{155}{}{I found an invoice in Doc Morbid's lair. An invoice for dead bodies...}

{156}{}{If you've got a memory loss, I can talk to the sheriff.}

{157}{}{Prime Choice Select is made of people!!!! It's made of people!!!}

{158}{}{Nothing. Sorry to bring it up. Now is there anything else I can do for you?}

{159}{}{Well, he's dead now, and my cash flow has increased because of it.}

{160}{}{Someone killed Decker. We're in mourning. [snicker]}

{161}{}{Someone shot Sheriff Greene. Don't know about the deputy, though.}

{162}{}{Daren Hightower was murdered. And all that money couldn't save him. Ironic, ain't it?}

{163}{}{Someone stole a necklace from the Hightowers. Man, did they ever make a big mistake. They're dead for sure!}

{164}{}{Someone killed Jain over at the Cathedral. I hear she was a real pain in the butt!}

{165}{}{Well, the only new thing is that the Children of the Cathedral has taken over the Hospital. It's pretty boring around here lately.}

{166}{}{Anything else?}

{167}{}{Man, I'm gonna be out of business in a week. Anything else, oh high and mighty?}

{168}{}{I don't like your attitude.}

{169}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.}

{170}{}{One whole iguana coming up! Anything else?}

{171}{}{You know what they're made from and you still want one? You make Decker look like a charity worker! Anything else?}

{172}{}{I don't like your attitude.}

{173}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.}

{174}{}{One iguana prime select choice, coming up! Anything else?}

{175}{}{Smart choice. You could stand to lose a few pounds.}

{176}{}{Wh...what! Oh, I see, you're joking...}

{177}{}{Of course I am...}

{178}{}{No, I'm not. I'm going to see that you pay for your crime.}

{179}{}{No, I'm not. And I want a piece of the action.}

{180}{}{You must be new in town if you're asking me about the Water Merchants. Water is life, and you don't get much more powerful than life and death.}

{181}{}{Who's in charge of the Water Merchants?}

{182}{}{If there's anything that involves misery and suffering in the Hub, Decker either controls it or wants to control it. Anything else?}

{183}{}{I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't appreciate your slander! I suggest you don't show your face in here again.}

{184}{}{Don't do that! Fine, I've been using some questionable portions. But it's not like I'm committing murder. Doc Morbid's stuff is already dead, isn't it?}

{185}{}{I'm sure it is, Bob. Have a nice day...}

{186}{}{Cannibalism is a crime against humanity, Bob. I'm going to see that you pay for it.}

{187}{}{Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. I don't care. I want a piece of the action.}

{188}{}{Not so loud! I don't need you saying that all over the Hub...}

{189}{}{I guess I was rude. Have a nice day...}

{190}{}{You know, the police station is just across the street. I really should take a little walk.}

{191}{}{I can get even louder. But I can also shut up. Noise is cheap, silence is expensive.}

{192}{}{How the hell am I gonna pay you if you eat all my stock? Fine! Have another iguana! I hope you choke on it!}

{193}{}{I don't like your attitude.}

{194}{}{Tough. You want money, I'll give it to you. You want food, I'll give it to you. You want to die, I'll arrange it. But "like" ain't part of the equation.}

{195}{}{Nothing I can think of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a business to run.}

{196}{}{Sorry, we're all out of iguana.}

{197}{}{We only have whole iguana on a stick. Twenty bucks.}

{198}{}{We only have prime select choice. Eight bucks.}

{199}{}{Again? Man you must be hungry. We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks.}

{200}{}{I'll take a whole iguana.}

{201}{}{I'll take your prime select.}

{202}{}{You know, I hear your prime select tastes like chicken. Do you like eating cowardly guys?}

{203}{}{No sissy portions! Me want all iguana! Ugh!}

{204}{}{Hmm, smell good! Me want prime!}

{205}{}{How the hell am I gonna pay you if you eat all my stock? Fine! Have another iguana! I hope you choke on it!}

{206}{}{I don't like your attitude.}

{207}{}{Uh, bye.}

{208}{}{Wait a minute. We've got to find a way to reach a mutual understanding!}

{209}{}{The only way you'll be able to keep me quiet is to kill me.}

{210}{}{Sorry, no deal.}

{211}{}{Fine. What can I get out of this?}

{212}{}{Fine. What do you want me to pay?}

{213}{}{I want }

{214}{}{50}

{215}{}{75}

{216}{}{100}

{217}{}{150}

{218}{}{200}

{219}{}{ bucks every five days.}

{220}{}{I don't think I'll blackmail you. Carry on.}

{221}{}{I'd change your mind if I were you, friend. People have died for less in the Hub.}

{222}{}{Fine. It's a deal. }

{223}{}{ bucks, due every five days. I guess I'll see you in five...}

{224}{}{No way I'm going for that. I can't afford more than what I'm paying you now.}

{225}{}{Too bad, Bob. I'd hate to start singing.}

{226}{}{Fine. We'll stay with the current arrangement... for now.}

{227}{}{Can you afford a funeral, Bob?}

{228}{}{Fine. Maybe it would be good if our paths didn't cross again.}

{229}{}{You may be a songbird, but I'm the golden goose. You ain't gonna sing, not when I'm the only goose you've got. Now get out!}

{230}{}{First sensible thing I remember you saying. Now get out!}

{231}{}{Gimme' an iguana on a stick.}

{232}{}{What can you tell me about a Water Chip?}

{233}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}

{234}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}

{235}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{236}{}{What, me trouble? What gives you that impression?}

{237}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}

{238}{}{Me hungry! Grrrrr!}

{239}{}{Terrible business. Those poor people. Oh, those poor people. Losing their lives in such a ghastly way! Is there anything else I can do for you? Like feed you, perhaps?}

{240}{}{Nothing, bye.}

{241}{}{Me go now.}