VCM

*"Some say VeryCoolMe wasn't ready for this world. I say this world wasn't ready for VeryCoolMe."*
―VeryCoolMe to James[src]
**VeryCoolMe** (**VCM**) was a member of *The Incredible Crew*, who possessed godlike powers to control the weather. Joining together with the other members of *The Incredible Crew*, VCM participated in *Battle for BFLBI*, becoming determined to win the two grand prizes, A BFLBI and The Power of Tanner. Throughout the deadly challenge provided by Silverhawk, VCM massacred other contestants, including Robert Robertson, Jacques, Sam, Nick, Dr. Zeon, and Tanner2. When VCM prevailed to steal James' hat, he unfortunately suffered food poisoning when he consumed some instant-death blueberries, his only weakness.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Paper Boat Hat (Piñata Dog Stickers)
* Brown Knit
* Button Eyes
* *LittleBigPlanet 3* T-Shirt

## History

### *Battle for BFLBI: The Power of Tanner*

#### Becoming a Contestant

*"HUH?! Who are these dumb obscure characters?"
"Oh my God, rude."*
―VCM and Rachel[src]

In 2022, VCM accompanied *The Incredible Crew*, as they went to Goiky to spread their nonsensical madness. There, VCM and the other members of *TIC* discovered Chris and the other original *BFLBI* contestants, and asked who they were, describing them as dumb and obscure, much to Rachel's annoyance. VCM and the rest of *TIC* would later be transported to Silverhawk and Four's location following the formation of a Black Atom.

Upon arrival, VCM and everyone else were instructed by Four to form eight teams of eight. There, VCM and the other members of *TIC* decided to form their own team.

#### Observing Morkin

*"Spoons spoons spoons."
"I think Morkin should stop throwing spoons everywhere."
"Come on now, he isn't hurting anybody. He even made a wonderful stack of spoons right over there."*
―Morkin, VCM and Camezii[src]

At the beginning of the first challenge, VCM watched as Morkin began mindlessly throwing spoons across the battlefield. VCM expressed opinion that Morkin should stop throwing spoons everywhere, but Camezii assured VCM that Morkin wasn't doing any harm, even highlighting the spoon structure they made in the distance.

#### Battling for The Power of Tanner

*"Hey, has anyone else realized that Tanner gets a lot of yays on his reviews?"
"Hey, he's right! Keep on truckin', brother."
"Yeah, all you have to say is "yay so Tanner can see" and your review instantly gets a billion yays."*
―A.N.D.R.E., Kevin and VCM[src]

As Tanner started becoming annoyed with the show, A.N.D.R.E. asked if anyone else noticed that Tanner usually gets lots of yays on his level reviews. Both VCM and Kevin agreed with Andre, with VCM saying that all one has to do in order to get lots of yays is type "Yay so Tanner can see". This gave Tanner the idea to take over the show and have the remaining contestants fight for The Power of Tanner, including VCM.

#### Murdering Members of The All and The Death P.A.C.T.

*"OH MY GOSH! YOU KILLED HIM! MURDERER!"
"Shut up."*
―Sam and VCM[src]

Hiding in a popcorn bush, VCM jumped out to see Robert Robertson and Jacques nearby. Robert noticed VCM and attempted to interview VCM, but VCM stole Robert's microphone and used it to brutally murder him. Jacques watched as VCM murdered Robert, but yelled, leading VCM to turn around and face him. VCM threw Robert's microphone at Jacques, then grabbed him and threw him at the tree associated with the popcorn bush, killing Jacques.

Suddenly, VCM spotted two more victims as Sam and Nick entered the area. Sam noticed that VCM murdered Jacques and Robert, but VCM told them to shut up. VCM then climbed up the tree and landed on Sam's spine, breaking it. VCM then challenged Nick, who threw a bar at VCM, but VCM blasted the bar back, making Nick's head explode. VCM then looked around to see all the dead bodies, before happily calling out "Bazinga!".

#### Murdering Dr. Zeon and Tanner2

*"You."
"Tanner2."
"You?"
"Your car."
"Car? Car? Car? Car? Car?"
"Is out of gas."
"wiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi"*
―Tanner2 and VCM[src]

Later on in the competition, VCM hid in a bush and noticed Dr. Zeon out in the open. Zeon was declared VCM's next victim, who used VCM's abilities to control the weather to have a lightning strike hit Zeon, electrocuting him to his death. VCM then came out of the bush to celebrate success, but was confronted by James, who began questioning VCM's nature. VCM told James that people have numerously said VCM was ready for the world, but believes that this world wasn't ready for VCM. VCM was then confronted by Tanner2, knowing VCM was responsible for Zeon's death. However, VCM immediately had Tanner2 malfunction and die, after telling him that his car was out of gas.

#### Sufferring Food Poisoning

*"Yeah, you're creeping me out, I'm gonna go."
"But sir, I love your hat. I would love to add it to my hat collection-"
"NO! My parents told me if this hat were to ever leave my head, I would EXPLODE!"
"So? I will get that hat one way or another- oh! Blueberries! My favorite. Oh no! It's the instant-death blueberries! My one weakness! Aaaarrrgggg!"*
―James and VCM[src]

Following Tanner2's death, James became disturbed by VCM, and tried to leave. However, VCM stopped James, telling him that VCM wanted his hat for VCM's hat collection. James slapped VCM and refused to give away the hat, knowing he would explode if it were to be taken off his head. Despite this, VCM didn't care and ensured VCM would get the hat, before being distracted by a blueberry bush. VCM then went over to the blueberry bush and ate all the blueberries, but it wasn't until afterwards when VCM realized that they were instant-death blueberries. VCM then died of food poisoning, being eliminated in the process.

## Relationships

	+ Knollad
	+ Knollad
	+ A.N.D.R.E.
	+ Tanner †
	+ Lerry †
	+ Camezii †
	+ Morkin †
* The Funny Badge
	+ Kelcie the Key † - Friend
	+ Robert Robertson † - Victim
	+ Jacques † - Victim
	+ James † - Attempted Victim
* The Death P.A.C.T.
	+ Sam † - Victim
	+ Nick † - Victim
* The Funny Badge
	+ Tanner2 † - Victim
	+ Dr. Zeon † - Victim

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 *Battle for BFLBI: The Power of Tanner*