"Cam Is Trying to Change The Patriot Way"

**"Cam Is Trying to Change The Patriot Way"** is the 98th episode of Gridiron Heights, and is the 2nd episode of Season 5. It was released on September 15th, 2020.

## Plot Synopsis

In a Footloose-style setting, Cam Newton tries to modernize the "Patriot Way".

## Characters

Major Characters (speaking role, in order):

* Julian Edelman
* Jason McCourty
* Devin McCourty
* Cam Newton
* Boston Sports Radio Announcer
* Joe Burrow
* A.J. Green
* Tyler Boyd
* Mitch Trubisky
* Nick Foles
* T.Y. Hilton
* Phillip Rivers
* Patriots Fans

Minor Characters (in order):

* Sony Michel
* Bill Belichick
* Quenton Nelson
* Stephon Gilmore
* Rex Burkhead
* James White
* Jarrett Stidham

## Locations

(Locations that are unique to this episode are listed. Repeating locations have their own wiki page.)

* Foxboro High
* Indianapolis Colts House

## Transcript

(Cam Newton is walking past Julian Edelman and Devin & Jason McCourty on the steps of Foxboro High while wearing unique clothes.)

Julian Edelman: Hey, new kid, your fancy clothes may play well in a big city like Carolina, but here in New England, we dress like sh\*t.

Jason McCourty: Ignore him.

Devin McCourty: Dude.

Jason McCourty: Pretends.

Devin McCourty: To have.

Jason McCourty: A long distance friend.

Julian Edelman: Tom is real, he lives in Tampa!

Cam Newton: Shine through the shade, baby. I just dance.

(Cam Newton turns on a radio.)

Boston Sports Radio Announcer: If Cam dances, he should be covered with chowdah and thrown in the harbor.

Cam Newton: Man, what?

(Cuts to Edelman and the McCourty twins.)

Julian Edelman: Haven't you listened to the radio? New England has banned dancing!

((Intro))

(Cuts to Newton, Edelman, the McCourty twins, and Sony Michel in a parking lot.)

Cam Newton: So the Patriot Way is when we play a game but hate playing it?

Julian Edelman: Well Gronk was allowed to be fun because he was whiiiiiii--y we were winning.

Cam Newton: Man, other transfer students don't have to deal with this!

(Cuts to Joe Burrow talking to A.J. Green and Tyler Boyd.)

Joe Burrow: Relax, everyone, there's enough targets to go around.

A.J. Green & Tyler Boyd: Ahhhh.

(Bill Belichick can be seen poking his head out of a garbage can to spy on the Bengals.)

(Cuts to Mitch Trubisky talking to Nick Foles next to lockers.)

Mitch Trubisky: Stay away from my team, Foles!

(Trubisky pushes Foles into a locker.)

Nick Foles: All right, I'll be here when you need me!

(Cuts to T.Y Hilton and Quenton Nelson outside the Indianapolis Colts house.)

T.Y. Hilton: YOU'LL NEVER BE MY REAL DAD!

(Cuts to Phil Rivers.)

Phillip Rivers: (hugs T.Y Hilton and Quenton Nelson) Then I'll be the best mother-fluffin' stepdad you ever had!

(Cuts back to Newton, Edelman, McCourty twins, and Michel in the parking lot.)

Cam Newton: I know what we need: a black-and-white training Instagram.

Patriots Fans (singing): Now we Pats fans finally see!

(Cam Newton dances and Sony Michel tries and falls over.)

Patriots Fans (singing): Brady was a system QB!

(Cam Newton is presenting a slideshow on how to post, while Edelman and Michel take notes.)

Patriots Fans (singing): New Patriots way!

(Cuts to Newton dancing with Edelman and Michel with the McCourty twins, Stephon Gilmore, James White, and Rex Burkhead cheering them on. Cuts to Bill Belichick bopping his head to the tune while spying on multple teams and players.)

Patriots Fans (singing): or the highway!

(Jarrett Stidham appears in front of Cam Newton.)

Boston Sports Radio Announcer: This is good. This gives Stidham more time to develop.

((Outro))

Post-Scene:

Boston Radio Sports Announcer: Ok and one more thing, I'm sick of these New York comedy writers and their internet cartoons that make fun of my people. Why would I subscribe to this garbage when I got Boston Sports Radio playing 24/7 and the Kelly's Roast Beef on Route 1. And another thing, when it gets cold in Foxboro, the PSI of a football goes down. Talk to a professor at MIT.