Gorgeous Mort's Outfits

Below is a list of all canon outfits worn by Mort to date with episode number and time stamp.

**Episode 44 - 8:50**

Shirt open

Teal and White tanktop that says in big block silver letters “Let’s Wreck”

**Episode 44 - 52:10**

Adventuring Red Silk added

**Episode 45 - 34:10**

A bad silk shirt that just says “Danger Zone” with an arrow pointing down

**Episode 49 - 28:58**

A tank top that says “Party Animal”

* Hobblet added it has a Tecmo Bowl surfer picture

Tight joggers

Bauble bulge

**Episode 51 - 8:45**

Tattered overalls splattered with neon paint (His party suit)

Nothing under it

**Episode 53 - 24:53**

Full burlap sack (like a cholo)

Hole in chest

Collar is like a burlap choker

All one piece

**Episode 57 - 53:53**

Brand new chef’s apron - white

“Kiss The Cook” in big block blue letters

Nothing else on

(Learned about this after acid had melted it off)

**Episode 58 - 12:00** (Against his will, Felix used his disguise kit on Mort)

Fake mustache

Madras shorts (Took 8 hours to get them on him)

**Episode 58 - 15:29**

Dragon scales stuck to his hands and feet with spit

**Episode 58 - 33:16**

Cloak of Protection +1 (Assumed he always has it on after this point, usually unbuttoned as much as possible)

**Episode 60 - 40:01**

Mort’s “Going Out Suit”

Only multi colored party streamers horizontally around torso and vertically on arms

A single multi colored streamer as a headband

A utility belt for more streamers and silly string

**Episode 68 - 42:58**

Mort’s “Sleeping Attire”

Turquoise moumou that says “Jam” on front (Imagine the font for the sound “JAaAam”)

Frilly lace choker

**Episode 69 - 41:38**

Matching color flush salmon on salmon smokers jacket

Matched with salmon pants, matched with salmon shoes

With a 2 ft salmon bowlers derby hat

Blueberry ascot

**Episode 72 - 8:08**

His undershirt from before - Stained and oil spattered, ripped up tank top

Galactic boxer shorts

Socks, no shoes

**Episode 76 - 1:13:50**

A black t-shirt with bold white letter that says “Highrock Sucks”

Black leather spanks

**Episode 81 - EPISODE 100 - 8:50**

A bright orange onesie with a hood and goes over his hands (Like the Green Man Suit, but orange)

A large Autumn colored, yellowish gourd on the front (because it is the season), embroidered and textured

Also, carrying a gourd

**Episode 82 - 43:24** (Described on Hobblet, assumed all have similar clothes)

Brown, one piece, hempen hospital gown

Cut off sleeves

Tying around waist

**Episode 83 - 1:08:21**

Quart can the creme fresh came in fastened to a rope and hung around his neck

Shirtless

Bell Bottoms

Elevator shoes

**Episode 84 - 14:42**

A wicker turtleneck, long sleeve but sleeves rolled up a little

Light blue or baby blue bandana thong up his crack, you can see everything, tied in the back

Fuschia calf warmers

Green army helmet (WWII era)

**Episode 85 - 56:19**

An oversized t-shirt with a big smiley face on it that says “Life is Good” and it goes all the way down to his ankles

**Episode 87 - 1:06:39**

He mentions that he is back in the wicker turtleneck and bandana.

**Episode 88 - 14:09 (Using his BDS-ELM proficiency)**

All the vines from the ent wrapped around his body from ankles to fingertips coiled up

**Episode 88 - 19:48**

Top half of body unwrapped for Hobblet’s fire

**Episode 88 - 29:52**

“Morning Mort Suit”

Just a coozie covering his wood

A pair of binoculars hanging around his neck

**Episode 88 - 31:27**

Throws a drug rug over it to keep party from getting uncomfortable

**Episode 91 - 12:04**

Rainbow suspenders dangling over a mink fur trench coat

Tweed joggers

Holding a sconce “for fashion”

Man sandals

**Episode 95 - 1:11:11**

“Winter Adventuring Gear”

Big USSR type fur hat (Cossack hat) that says “HoKoV”

Man UGGs (MUGs?)

Elephant Skin with the tusks coming out in an upward fashion from his chest

One feather earring

You know where the trunk is

Rope tied to the trunk

**Episode 96 - 44:54**

“Cold Weather Clothing”

Covered in 12” diameter sunflowers (fortified warmth flowers)

A bucket helmet made out of stained glass

On the top, one piece of masking tape with, in sharpie, written Morton on the front of the helm

**Episode 97 - 46:03**

Bandoliers wrapped around all extremities and appendages of sparklers that are magically lit (Imagine sparkler jumpsuit with hood)

Cloak is over sparklers (**51:55**)

Can be turned on and off with a clap by anyone within 20 ft (**52:12**)

**Episode 104 - 57:45**

Giant unpopped bag of Orville Redenbacher

Only thing sticking out of the top is his head and out of the bottom is his feet

When he gets nervous or excited or hot it inflates and starts popping

Starts fully unpopped

**Episode 105 - 55:24**

Just his naked body covered in butter

**Episode 106 - 41:40**

Every time Dr Didoo sheds a feather, Mort has been picking it up and gluing it to himself, mishappenly. The majority of Mort’s body is covered in loose goose feathers (feathers that fall off Dr Didoo, will look more full over time)

A few leaves from Chubb’s ferns fashioned into a scarf that looks like a giant 1920’s clown collar

**Episode 109 - 50:36 (His last outfit for the foreseeable future)**

An oriental rug he fashioned as a poncho (accidental rug, not occidental)

Corks from the uncorked bottles of wine from the previous night used as dangly fashion accessories (earrings, fringe, ankle bracelets, all around his toes)

Would float if thrown in the water

Just covered in cork

A large steel pale bucket as a hat