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**2BC 1: A Magical Fairytale Stroll**

This episode was partially written by multiple people! Proper credits at the end of the episode.

## Belcome Wack!

### Retreat to Hamster Family Studios

*We open up to the roads of Vantwover. The cars are moving, the lights are flashing...and then a large-ass bus ruins everything. Its running over everything, purposely not following traffic laws...It's ruining everything. Of course, inside of it are the 9 veterans of TBC. They aren't really helping anything, though we cut to Weird Paintbrushy and Potted Plant, specifically.*

**Pot**: Ugh, I was hoping the ride wouldn't be so...bumpy! Especially for Seed here!

**Weird Paintbrushy**: Hmm, indeed. I personally was hoping Beach Ball would compete, but I am happy to see you here..

**Pot**: I think Lenny would've been a great friend to have!

**Weird Paintbrushy**: Lenny's still getting checks from Peaflipper. Pretty sure he's made far more cash than any of us.

**Pot**: ...I guess you have a--Oh!

*A speedbump knocks Plant out of Pot for a little bit.*

**Plant**: Yikes! Couldn't we have picked a better bus? Or maybe even a better bus driver?!

**Pot**: What's wrong with Carlos? He--

**Plant**: Pot, buddy, I'ma stop you right there. **EVERYTHING** is wrong with Carlos!

**Weird Paintbrushy**: She does have a point. Mr. Carlos, are you sure you should be driving?

**Carlos**: Sure? Of course I'm sure! You know how many people I've killed while on the road?

**???**: I dunno, about 50?

*In the seat right behind Carlos lies, Pan. Sitting by herself, only checking her phone.*

**Carlos**: ...Triple that. Maybe add another 50 for good measure.

**Pan**: Yes. This, ladies and gentleman, is why this show is a death trap.

**Carlos**: Listen, just because I have over 200 confirmed cases of vehicular assault doesn't mean I ain't a good driver! If anything, it proves I'm great at it!

**Pan**: But the real question is, how many times have you crashed said "vehicles"?

**Carlos**: I plead the 200th.

*Pan rolls her eyes and goes back to her book. We zoom out to Styrofoam Cup and File Folder. Styro's seat is covered in trash, which File Folder just absolutely loves.*

**File Folder**: Don't you have...anything? A trash can for instance?

**Styrofoam Cup**: Meh. If I just throw my trash into my backpack, then I'd eventually put some out. And I do not want to eat another wrapper.

*Styrofoam Cup unwraps another candy bar, and throws the wrapper at File Folder.*

**File Folder**: why must you be this way.

**Styrofoam Cup**: Don't see what's wrong here. I threw my trash at RCC on the first bus, and he isn't complaining.

**File Folder**: Because RCC is...Oh, what's the word...

**Styrofoam Cup**: Rotten?

**File Folder**: Yes! No idea why that didn't come to my mind...

*As File Folder says that, Styrofoam Cup's wrapper can be seen slightly falling into him. Zooms to the seat in front of them, with Blender and Christmas Pudding. CP is humming a merry tune.*

**Blender**: Please stop.

**Christmas Pudding**: Oh? Do you not like my humming?

**Blender**: You've been humming the same tune for over an hour now. Please stop.

**Christmas Pudding**: But...I'm so super duper happy to be back! With all of my friends!

**Blender**: Sure, whatever you say.

**Christmas Pudding**: Of course, the only way to express being together with friends is through song! And, well, I prefer humming! Though--

*Christmas Pudding's voice drowns out into nothingness as Blender holds up his head in annoyance. And just like that, we're onto our last set. Magic Hat and RCC, doing a little card trick.*

**Magic Hat**: And is THIS your card!?

*Magic Hat pulls out an Ace from her deck...which is secretly only Aces.*

**Rotten Cotton Candy**: Ugh, no. I thought you could do, like, actual magic. Not this lazy cheap crap.

**Magic Hat**: Yeah, no. The Magnificence's magic is more simple party tricks, but her friend Cat Squishy is the real magician!

**Rotten Cotton Candy**: Then why are you here and not her? Seems like it should be a pretty good split.

**Magic Hat**: Excuse me? I am a Magnificent Magician! While my abilities may not be as "cool" as Cat Squishy's, they take just as much skill to master, which the most marvelous did when she was only a pre-teen! I absolutely deserve my spot here!

**Rotten Cotton Candy**: Shut up already. If you wanna prove your "magni-"whatever, how about you actually show it?

**Magic Hat**: ...In fact, I will!

*Magic Hat stands back.*

**Magic Hat**: I present to you all...Pulling a rabbit...out of my hat!

*Magic Hat dives her hand into herself, and tries to grab Zippy. He ends up jumping out, and hops all over the bus.*

**Magic Hat**: Wait, Zippy! Get over here!

**Rotten Cotton Candy**: Wow. I thought you were bad, but not this bad.

**Magic Hat**: i hate you.

*As Zippy hops around the bus, we get to see him torment everyone on the bus. He knocks all of Styro's trash onto File Folder, knocks CP into Blender's arms, knock into Weird Paintbrushy, who knocks Plant out and right next to Pan, and finally obscures Carlos' vision.*

**Carlos**: GOD DAMMIT, SOMEONE MOVE THIS RABBIT BEFORE I CRASH!

**Magic Hat**: Zippy, get back here!

**Pan**: Well, this is how we die, I guess.

*Pan throws confetti and silently says "Yayyyyyyyy".*

**Blender**: Great. I guess I'm going to hell again.

**Christmas Pudding**: Oh dear! I hope Godrilla doesn't get mad at me!

**Pot**: Plant?! Where are you Plant?! Oh god, I hope you didn't fall out of the bus...

**Plant**: I'm right here, dodohead!

**Weird Paintbrushy**: Unfortunate, I feel like Plant would've been a valuable ally.

**Plant**: STOP IGNORING ME I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

**Styrofoam Cup**: Oh no, we're all going to die aaaaa *hey file folder you see that candy bar next to you? give me it please?*

*File Folder is passed out. Carlos hits another speedbump and all the contestants bundle together.*

**Carlos**: HANG ON, MORONS. WE'RE GOING FOR A **CRASH LANDING**!

*Carlos hangs onto the wheel as the bus begins to steer uncontrollably, meanwhile all the contestants scream (minus RCC).*

**Magic Hat**: This is all your fault, you know?

**Rotten Cotton Candy**: Whatever.

*The bus finally crashes right in front of Hamster Family studios. Carlos opens the roof, and the contestants all get out.*

**Carlos**: First crash in a solid 5 months! You kids are a death sentence!

*Carlos hops out, as the other 9 attempt to get out.*

**Pan**: Well, great. How are we supposed to get to the show now?

**???**: You're already there!

*The 9 contestants look at...a strange robot character.*

**Rotten Cotton Candy**: Oh great. A robot.

**Magic Hat**: A robot host? Oh, great. I prefer Peaflipper already. At least he showed up in person!

**Christmas Pudding**: I'm sure this host will be fun in their own way!

*Suddenly, the robot's screen turns on, with a Hamster character displayed on it.*

**???**: Hiya, everyone! Sorry about that, I'm still getting used to controlling this thing.

**Blender**: Wait, what?

**???**: Yeah, you see, I got this as a gift! It's my way to interact with you, lovelies!

**Plant**: Can't you just...I don't know, actually speak to us without the huge hunk of machine?!

**???**: Oh, heavens no! Do you know what you guys would do to me? You could kill me and the prize would be yours! I'm far too fragile for that!

**Weird Paintbrushy**: Oh, don't worry, dear. I'm sure none of us would--

*WP looks up, only to see exaggerated and threatening versions of Blender, Plant, and Styrofoam Cup.*

**Weird Paintbrushy**: ...Nevermind.

**???**: Yup! Sorry about this, but it's for my own good!

*As the host finishes her speech, Carlos can be seen trying to sneak out.*

**???**: Oh, Carlos! Did you come to help us out with the show?

**Carlos**: god dammit.

*Carlos comes back.*

**Styrofoam Cup**: Wait, you two know each other?

**Carlos**: I owe her family a favor.

**???**: Glad to see you again! I needed a chef since...I'm not a very good cook.

**Pan**: So we're back to eating under him again? Great...

**Styrofoam Cup**: Fine by me. What about you, Filesy?

*File Folder is still knocked out.*

**???**: Well! No point in dragging it out anymore! 9 veterans, many upcoming newbies...I'm your host, Lynn, and this is **Two Be Continued!**

### The new guys

#### Feathery

*After Seesaw exits the bus, a much taller shadow began to appear. Feathery exits the bus complaining a bit*

**Feathery:** Ugh. First riding a bus full of losers. Now, having to show up without lights and a big sign with my name on it.

*All the veterans and Seesaw are quiet looking at Feathery*

**Lynn:** Welcome to the show! Let me help you down.

*Lynn's robot helps Feathery get off the bus. As he gets off, he wipes his hand with which he touched the robot*

**Feathery:** Let me introduce myself: I'm Feathery, the famous, beloved and beautiful theater actor. Brother of that dumb ass of Flamingo Plush. Butterscotch's number one riv-

**Lynn:** Huh? Did you work with Butterscotch? I'm a fan of hers and I didn't know that...

**Christmas Pudding:** WOW! This guy must be a movie star!

**Rotten Cotton Candy:** Yes, pfth. I'm sure he's lying to get atten-

*Feathery slowly turns around to see RCC*

**Rotten Cotton Candy:** -tion ... Heh, I...

*Feathery slowly approaches RCC, speaking to him*

**Feathery:** Listen, you fat and dirty piece of candy. Do you think I didn't see you on TBC, on the show? I'm sure that while I was hired to be here. They brought you here because they feel sorry for you, because you were one of the first eliminated, to give another chance to the poor chubby bum who never did anything in his life and thinks he can get it all without doing anything.

**Rotten Cotton Candy:** ... I-I was just saying...

*RCC wipes one of his eyes with a handkerchief given to him by Christmas Pudding. Meanwhile, Plant whispers to Pot*

**Plant:** Ish, we definitely don't want that guy on our team. Who he thinks he is? a major celebrity or something?

**Pot:** I mean... It seems like he thinks he is the center of the world, but I don't think he's that bad! ...I hope.

#### Arrowhead

*The next bus arrives, and a red jagged object jumps off and runs toward the crowd, before slowing to a stop to admire the building.*

**Arrowhead:** Woahhh, this place looks so cool!

**Lynn:** Glad you like it here, Arrowhead! Welcome to the show!

**Arrowhead:** My first competition show, this is gonna be so much fun!

**Lynn:** What a lively attitude. I think you'll fit in just fine.

**Christmas Pudding:** Hey, welc-

*Arrowhead quickly spins around towards her.*

**Arrowhead:** HimynameisArrowheadit'sapleasuretomeetyou!

**Christmas Pudding:** Wow, that was fast. Nice to meet you as well!

**Arrowhead:** Yep, I’m just super pumped like always, heh. I wanna go check out more stuff, catch ya later!

*Arrowhead gleefully skips through the rest of the crowd.*

#### Basketball Hoop

*The bus door opens, but nobody steps out.*

**Lynn:** Where's the contestant?

**Basketball Hoop:** Up here!

*The camera pans up to Basketball Hoop. Raging applause can be heard, and an announcer's voice yells:*

**Announcer:** Ladies and gentlemen! Basketball Hoooooop!

*The applause only gets louder. Basketball Hoop frontflips off the bus, landing on SeeSaw, which sends a basketball on her other end flying into the air. It ricochets off an adjacent building, lands on a trampoline, and bounces through Basketball Hoop's net. Glass shattering and an explosion can be heard as the applause rages.*

*The applause dies down and there's silence.*

**Basketball Hoop:** I'm Basketball Hoop, nice to meet ya!

*Lynn still looks completely horrified by the showing.*

**Lynn:** Uh, yeah. How are you?

**Basketball Hoop:** Can't really complain.

**While she's walking with her volleyball and her suitcase, she goes and gives Blender a high-five-**

**Basketball Hoop**: uh-uh, good abs, baby!

**Blender**: Heh, thank you. I've been training a bit to beat up SOMEONE for making me lose SOMETHING.

**Styrofoam Cup tries to look away while he's sweating with fear.**

**Basketball Hoop**: What about you, big guy? You seem like someone who would be nice to team up with to compete against the other.

**Scuba Helmet**: Oh, uh... I don't think that would be bad.

### Detective Hat

**Detective Hat**: Hmm, yes. Interesting indeed.

**Lynn**: Hello there! Please--

**Detective Hat**: Excuse me, Miss. I have something I need to look for..

**Lynn**: ...Huh.

**Detective Hat**: I’ve been looking into this place for the last couple of weeks...Tell me, Miss Robot...Is this a family operation?

**Lynn**: Oh! Y-Yeah, my family owns this!

**Detective Hat**: Hmm...tell me, Miss. Anything specific I should know about this place? While I do have my assumptions, I cannot concur a proper piece outlook of said situation... Well, I have but my theories lack the proper evidence to back them up.

*Detective Hat looks behind Lynn, only to spot the other competitors staring at him in confusion.*

**Detective Hat**: Oh, right. Where are my manners?

*Detective Hat pulls out a pipe.*

**Detective Hat**: Greetings. My name is Detective Hat, ace Detective. I was investigating a crime with my associate, Outlet, when he saw a flyer for this competition. My curiosity peaked, I decided to sign up for this competition to investigate this area. I thank you for inviting me, miss...Lynn, was it?

**Lynn**: Oh, uh, thanks?

*Detective Hat nods his head, and joins everyone else. He doesn’t seem to pay attention to anyone, and instead focuses on looking around the area. The next bus that arrives has a torn window, and seems to be emitting a ton of smoke.*

### Teams

*After all of the contestants finish gathering together, Lynn has them all stand in a circle.*

**Lynn:** So now that we're all done forming teams, we can go ahead and form teams! As you all know, you received an email for a team leader deciding quiz!

**Blender:** A what?

**Lynn:** However, most of you didn't fill out this quiz for some reason, except for three people! These people being... Christmas Pudding, Detective Hat, and Sockpuppet! So can the three of youse please stand on one of these pads in order to choose your teammates?

**Christmas Pudding:** Yay!

*Christmas Pudding stands on one of the blue plastic mats.*

**Christmas Pudding:** Do I decide someone now?

**Lynn:** Yeah.

**Christmas Pudding:** Uh, I pick Arrowhead!

**Arrowhead:** Sweet!

*Arrowhead quickly dashes over to Christmas Pudding.*

**Arrowhead:** HeyChristmasygirlI'msoexcitedtobethefirstpersontobepickedonyourteam!

**Christmas Pudding:** Nice!

**Detective Hat:** Well, if I'm gonna need to... win this competition, I'm gonna need some allies. I believe Ushanka is definitely one of those people.

**Ushanka:** Ah yes, thank you hat detective.

*Ushanka walks over to Detective Hat.*

**Ushanka:** I do believe I will be of many use to youse.

**Detective Hat:** That's nice.

**Sockpuppet:** Well, I want to revisit some old times with the rest of the veterans so why not *Weird Paintbrushy*? Come on down!

*Weird Paintbrushy slowly goes over to Sockpuppet.*

**Sockpuppet:** Stick 'er there!

**Weird Paintbrushy:** ...

*The two shake hands.*

**Sockpuppet:** Silent type, eh? That's alright.

**Lynn:** Back to Christmas Pudding!

**Christmas Pudding:** Well, I'd just love to have *Feathery* on my team! He seems ama-

*Feathery is already standing there.*

**Feathery:** I *am* amazing.

**Arrowhead:** Wow! You're fast!

**Feathery:** And fashionable. Good thing I'm stuck on this team instead of one of the others, at least people appreciate me here.

**Christmas Pudding:** Yeah!

*Detective Hat scans for the rest of the contestants.*

**Detective Hat:** Who do you think we should pick next?

**Ushanka:** Hat of magic seems to be great option.

**Magic Hat:** Woohoo! Hat Gang!

**Ushanka:** Yes... gang of hat. Will enjoy annihilating competition for big money prize.

**Magic Hat:** Y-Yeah... haha...

**Sockpuppet:** Basketball Hoop seems like a unit! Probably gonna want her on my side.

**Basketball Hoop:** Yeah! Two points!

*Basketball Hoop dashes over to Sockpuppet.*

**Basketball Hoop:** Show me some skin!

**Sockpuppet:** I don't have any.

**Basketball Hoop:** I meant like a high five!

**Sockpuppet:** Oh!

*The two high five.*

**Christmas Pudding:** What's a party without good ol' Blendery from season one?

**Blender:** Do I *have* to go join her team?

**Lynn:** Yes.

**Blender:** Aw man...

*Detective Hat notices Scuba Helmet.*

**Detective Hat:** Well Scuba, you're the last hat. Come on down to help me satisfy them.

**Scuba Helmet:** Yeah alright.

*Scuba Helmet walks over to the three.*

**Scuba Helmet:** Between you and me, I'm glad you picked me and not one of the other teams.

**Detective Hat:** Uh, ok?

**Sockpuppet:** Seesaw! You'll keep Weird Paintbrushy company.

**Weird Paintbrushy:** Wh-

*Seesaw strolls over to Sockpuppet's team. She still seems to be talking to someone.*

**Seesaw:** -yeah, and that's when I started talking about my crying cat! She said something about a wagon...

**Basketball Hoop:** Who is she talking to?

**Sockpuppet:** We should probably ignore her.

**Christmas Pudding:** I like Potted Plant! Lets pick them!

**Plant:** We haven't interacted... at all. Have we spoken before?

**Pot:** Oh shush seed, their just happy to have us on their team!

*The duo walks over.*

**Magic Hat:** Now that we have all of the hats, who should we add to our team?

**Detective Hat:** Any suggestions?

**Magic Hat:** File Folder got pretty far last season, maybe he'll be of some use?

**File Folder:** Uh, ok.

*File Folder sadly walks over to Detective Hat.*

**Magic Hat:** Nice to have you aboard!

**File Folder:** Yeah, great...

**Weird Paintbrushy:** Hmph.

**Sockpuppet:** Is something the matter?

**Weird Paintbrushy:** Yeah. Someone else already picked BOTH of my friends.

**Sockpuppet:** Oh, I'm so sorry. Do you wanna pick the next person?

**Weird Paintbrushy:** Yeah whatever. Pan I guess.

**Pan:** WOW. I'm so happy... to be wanted.

*Pan angrily stomps over to the team.*

**Christmas Pudding:** I really like Enchilada's tricks! We should pick her!

**Enchilada:** They aren't tricks, they are pranks. But yeah, I'll join!

*Enchilada happily runs over to the rest of the team.*

**Detective Hat:** Sockpuppet is probably right about having muscle on our side. Lava Tile, I pick you.

**Lava Tile:** Pfft, about time.

*Lava Tile walks over. She notices File Folder.*

**File Folder:** Oh. Hey.

**Lava Tile:** Great. Stuck on a team with hot stuff.

**File Folder:** Hey...

**Sockpuppet:** Almost done. Well, I don't hope Rotten Cotton Candy gets stuck with somebody like Feathery, so I think I'll pick him!

*Rotten Cotton Candy slowly crawls over to the group.*

**Sockpuppet:** Can you not crawl like that? It makes me feel uncomfortable.

**Rotten Cotton Candy:** shut up

**Christmas Pudding:** Well, I don't want any of you guys to be the last one picked, who should we bring in?

**Arrowhead:** Let's get Vial! She seems nice.

**Vial:** Phew, not the last one picked...

**Detective Hat:** Now it's down to the two loads, Styro and Rose. Hm... I think *Styro* is the better choice here. Come on down.

*Styrofoam Cup happily prances on over to the team.*

**Rose:** Gh- Why was I picked LAST?!

**Sockpuppet:** It's f-fine, just come on over! It's not that bad.

**Rose:** Whatever.

*Rose dashes over to the rest of her team.*

**Rose:** At least I have my buddy here!

**Rotten Cotton Candy:** I hate you.

**Lynn:** Yay! We finished! That means that we can start our first contest.

## The Contest

### Storytime

*As the teams assemble, Carlos runs from behind Lynn, seeming to grab something from in the foreground.*

**Blender:** Where's--

**Lynn:** We don't need to worry about *that* right now. Rather, let's do some storytelling!

**Arrowhead:** I love bedtime stories!

*Lynn pulls out a book labeled: "Amazing Adversary Adventures".*

**Lynn:** Once upon a time, there were 21 competitors, some old, and some new. They all had one goal in mind-- getting their hands on the prize of the competition. But standing in their way was protected property that the city required the competition holders to keep on the property or else they wouldn't

## Voting Time!

**Lynn:** So the Marvelous Marks and the Silver Stars are safe! The Misleading Lights, on the other hand, are up for elimination. Vote for any one of these seven people.

* Weird Paintbrushy: [A]
* Rotten Cotton Candy: [B]
* Seesaw: [C]
* Pan: [D]
* Sockpuppet: [E]
* Rose: [F]
* Basketball Hoop: [G]

**Lynn:** Voting ends on July 8th, and I will see you next time!

## Credit

### Writing

* Grassies: Rose, Vial, Ushanka, Seesaw, and the other intro scenes. Also challenge and stinger.
* Semi: First section and Detective Hat intros
* Lani: Basketball Hoop, Sockpuppet, Feathery intros
* GMO: Lava Tile, Enchilada, and Arrowhead intros

### Support

* Sourphie
* HahliMahri
* UmbraSnivy

### Didn't really support anything or contribute but we're nice so we'll say he did something meaningful

* Popkorn

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