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Jill Biden

**Jill Tracy Jacobs Biden** (also known as Jill Biden) is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Jill Biden was born on June 3, 1951 in Hammonton, New Jersey.

## Personality

She always seems anxious, mostly due to her husband's clumsiness and gaffes. She is used to not commenting on Joe's incompetent behavior.

## Trivia

* She's smiled so hard that she's cracked three molars.
* She goes on 35 mile jogs.
* She once bit her tongue so hard, she got a staph infection.
* She apparently hates Loretta Durbin’s guts.

## Quotes

"Being in the storm drain is no better than being in the basement!"

"I've spent the last 40 years smiling through your missteps, Joe. If you don't win, it was all for nothing!"

"Joe, you used to be everyone's racially clumsy but well-meaning uncle!"
Barack Obama

**Barack Obama** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Barack Obama was born on August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii.

## Personality

He is regarded as one of the greatest presidents in history. He has a good sense of humor, as he thought Donald's self-deprecating jokes were "pretty funny stuff." He also is a fan of pitching different shows to Netflix, although he will get deeply upset if they don't get his ideas. He is also willing to help his friend Joe Biden, even if he's weirded-out by his antics.

## Trivia

* He once roasted Donald Trump.
* He and his wife Michelle are huge fans of Friendship Manor (not knowing that it's made by the hosts of Fox and Friends)
* He has secretly been to space.
* He stole Yes We Can.
* He smokes a lot to ease his tension.

## Quotes

"[Sigh] Joe, once again I gotta bail you out!"

"Hey, that's some pretty funny stuff."

"I, in a sense, rock!"
Becoming Don Jr./Back to Ivanka

**Becoming Don Jr./Back to Ivanka** is a sung in the episode G-7.

## Background

Ivanka decides to become like her brother Don Jr. Later she decides to go back to being Ivanka.

## Lyrics

### Becoming Don Jr.

♪ Slick your hair back, go on Hannity ♪

♪ Give a retweet ♪

♪ To an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory ♪

- ♪ Becoming Don Jr. ♪

- ♪ I'm becoming Don Jr.! ♪

- ♪ Becoming Don Jr.! ♪

- ♪ I'm becoming Don Jr.! ♪

- ♪ Becoming Don Jr.! ♪

- ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Becoming Don Jr.! ♪

♪ I'm becoming Don Jr., yeah! ♪

### Back to Ivanka

♪ Let your hair down ♪

♪ Fake philanthropy ♪

Anytime beard!

♪ Hide your politics ♪

♪ Behind your performative

feminist identity ♪

♪ I'm back to Ivanka! ♪

♪ Oh, I'm back to Ivanka! ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Oh, I'm back to Ivanka Trump! ♪

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Characters Mention:** Don Jr., Sean Hannity*
Brett Kavanaugh

**Brett Kavanaugh** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

Brett is a drunkard, who enjoys drinking and partying. He is very unstable and acts on a whim. He speaks in a high volume most of the time. He is very spoiled and selfish, and doesn't like to be called out on his bad behavior.

## Trivia

* He bit off Eric's finger.
* Kellyanne states that instead of getting a regular room with a mini bar, he could get a mini-room with a regular bar.
* He drunkenly vomits just about every time he appears, sometimes endlessly.
* Get him drunk enough, and his speech has to be subtitled.
* In Real Life, Kavanaugh and his fellow Conservatives on the Supreme Court rejected President Trump's lawsuit that sought to overturn the 2020 Election. Proving that Brett didn't owe the President anything despite that he was appointed by him.

## Quotes

"But I like beer. I like beer! I LIKE BEER!!!

"I should've never signed up!! It's the worst thing I've ever done!!"

"Your sign says that you open at 8:00! But it's 8:02!! I could sue you for false advertisement!!!"

"***You're*** in the wrong branch!!" - to Mnuchin
Maria Williamson

### Relatives

Sophie A. Williamson (Mother)Sam Williamson (Father) India Williamson (Daughter)

### Affiliation

Author, Spiritual Leader, Politician and Activist

## Meta Information

### First Appearance

First 2020 Democratic Presidential Primary Debate

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

**Marianne “Maria” Deborah Williamson** is a Guest character on Our Cartoon President.

## Quotes

“I’m Marianne Williamson and I wanna be the ‘First Quack President of the United States, Baby!”
James "Mad Dog" Mattis

**James "Mad Dog" Mattis** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Mad Dog Mattis was born September 8, 1950.

## Personality

Out of the three generals, he seems the most laid-back and accepting of Trump's shenanigans. He is very old, and has a speech impediment.

## Trivia

* He along with General Kelly and H.R McMaster are all in a band called "H.R. and the McMaster's".

## Quotes

"I just received high level intelligence that you guys... ARE A BUNCH OF DICKS!" - referring to Kelly and H.R. Master
Save the Right

**Save the Right** is the 26th episode in the series.

## Plot Synopsis

*Trump teams up with Ben Shapiro to fight for the civil rights of right-wing personalities. Meanwhile, Nancy and Chuck take care and spend time with Don Jr.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Ben Shapiro (debut)

Donald Trump Jr.

Nancy Pelosi

Chuck Schumer

Mike Pence

Mitch McConnell

Sean Hannity

Alex Jones

Brett Kavanaugh

Susan Collins

## Song(s)

* Save the Right (Song)
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** An introduction the episode, showing the "struggles" of several right-wing personalities, and saying Donald Trump will be the hero.*
* ***Title Gag:** Water begins to rise. Trump hops on the letter 'D' and says, "Climate Change is a hoax!"*
* This is the second episode to have a song other than "Donald Trump is the President" play during the credits.
Tagg Romney

**Tagg Romney** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Tagg was born on March 21, 1970 in Provo, Utah.

## Personality

Tagg is childlike and innocent. He is very polite and is always giving people advice. He is also very encouraging. He will get shocked and scared at other people's rude behavior.

## Trivia

* He still sleeps with plastic sheets on his bed.
* He seems to be the leader of his brothers, speaking on behalf of the group on multiple occasions.

## Quotes

"I'm sure he's just praying on it!"

"After dinner, we're going to pick up all the rubbish!"

"I got a stomachache from laughing too hard at a Popsicle joke!"

"You're doing great, Ben!" - to his brother

"Cat-scratches! What are you gonna do?"

”Are they gonna call us, *snuggle worms*?” - *he and his brothers all whimper*

”I heard loud voices! Like in a gangster film!” - walking in on Bernie  and Mitt arguing.

**"Holy Store Brand Baloney!"** - after hearing Bernie curse
Tulsi Gabbard

Tulsi Gabbard has a Cameo Appearance in Our Cartoon President.

## History

Tulsi was born on April 12, 1981. In April 2003, Tulsi joined the Hawaiian Army National Guard—this was announced one month after then-President George W. Bush announced the start of the Iraq War. On January 11, 2019, She announced her Presidental Campaign. Then, Tulsi officially launched her campaign on February 2, 2019; however, she later suspended her campaign on March 19, 2020.

## Trivia

Tulsi was a soldier; however, she became strictly became an anti-war activist.
Russia Investigation

"Which is why we must never give up the recipe for tacos to the Mexicans!"

**Russia Investigation** is the eleventh episode of the series. It premiered on July 15, 2018.

## Plot synopsis

*Facing questioning from the Senate in the Russia investigation, the president turns to Steven Mnuchin for help overcoming feelings of inferiority instilled in him by his father. Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer attempt to invigorate Democratic voters by coming up with a new campaign platform and slogan.*

## Appearances

* Donald Trump
* Donald Trump Jr.
* Ivanka Trump
* Eric Trump
* Jared Kushner
* Ted Cruz
* Mike Pence
* General Kelly
* Sarah Huckabee Sanders
* Vladimir Putin
* Steven Mnuchin
* Fred Trump (hallucination)
* Cory Booker
* Anderson Cooper
* Amy Klobuchar (debut)
* Cory Booker (debut)
* Angela Merkel (pictured/voice)
* Emmanuel Macron (pictured/voice)

## Song(s)

* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold open:** The president meets with Russian President Vladimir Putin during the 2018 Russia–United States summit in Helsinki, Finland.*
* ***Title Gag:** Trump pulls out the **American** flag and kisses it. (fun fact, the next episode has the same animation, but it's the **Russian** flag instead.)*
* Starting with this episode, new episodes now air at 10:30 pm, instead of 8:30 pm.
* This is the first new episode to air after a 3 month hiatus.
* Melania does not appear in this episode.
* This Episode was originally called "Beltway Edge" but was changed to "Russia Investigation"
Our Cartoon President: Election Special 2018

On August 22, 2018, it was announced that a midterm elections themed television special would air on November 4, 2018.

## Plot Synopsis

*Fearing a Democratic blue wave and the threat of impeachment, Trump teams with his son Don Jr. to help Republicans win the midterm elections and save America from the grips of democracy.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Donald Trump Jr.

Eric Trump

Ivanka Trump

Melania Trump

Jared Kushner

General Kelly

Mike Pence

Karen Pence

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Stephen Miller

John Bolton

Jeff Sessions

Nancy Pelosi

Chuck Schumer

Fred Trump (hallucination)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (debut)

Michael Bloomberg (debut)

Kimberly Guilfoyle (debut)

Betsy DeVos

Ben Carson

Steven Mnuchin

Ted Cruz

Beto O'Rourke (mentioned)

Rachel Maddow

Anderson Cooper

Wolf Blitzer

Vladimir Putin

## Song(s)

* Fear
* Driver, Take Me To The Farm
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* Being a special, this episode is double the length of a regular episode.
Nancy Pelosi

**Nancy Pelosi** is a main character on Our Cartoon President. She and Chuck Schumer are usually seen working together.

## Personality

She seems not 100% committed to kicking the president out of office. She and her partner, Chuck Schumer, have shown to be a bit afraid of taking risks. Unlike the president, she is very much concerned about how their actions affect their status, in particular whatever infrastructure bill is coming up next.

Even though she and Chuck are best friends, they are prone to fighting and disagreements (Russia Investigation, Election Special 2018, Senate Control).

## Trivia

* She froze her face so she can always stay smiling.
* She's a fan of the rapper Pitbull.
* She first assumed the speakership from 2007-2011, then again from 2019-present.
* She doesn't care about the decline of her party so long as she maintains the Speakership.

## Quotes

"Look, Chuck! All we had to do was something!"

"Thanks for the homework, asshole!"

"It's time to drop the blue-collar act and fall in line, or none of your bills get to the floor!"

"Chuck, what does this mean for INFASTRUCTURE-WEEK!?"

"Americans never change their minds."

"Can anyone just walk into the House chamber?"

"Sounds great, eat shit-bye!"

"I know it sounds crazy but I'm still not budging."

"How did she lose?"
Justin Trudeau

J Tru (Donald Trump Jr.)

**Justin Trudeau** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Justin Trudeau was born on December 25, 1971.

## Personality

He has shaped himself into the "most perfect person" so that he can be the most adored leader in the world. Because of this, he speaks and acts in a monotone, robotic way.

But behind his amiable demeanor, he is actually a scheming and manipulating villain.

## Trivia

* His strengths include collaborating with world leaders, reading his briefings, and running a 2 hour mile.
* His weakness are distracting people with his good looks, so they fail to see the kind and intelligent soul he longs to share with the world.
* He loves deadlines.
* He is one of the only characters shown (aside from characters during the title screens) to break the fourth wall (State Dinner).

## Quotes

"Time for the hand dance!"

"Woo ho! I love deadlines!"

"We Canadians are a friendly people, so it's with great difficulty that I declare you an A-hole of the highest order!" - In his letter to Trump

"Onward and Northward! That's my motto. I have many mottos, and am happy to verbalize them at a moment's notice."
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

**Ruth Bader Ginsburg** was a character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was born on March 15, 1933 in the Brooklyn Borough of New York City. And passed away on September 18, 2020.

## Personality

Ginsburg takes great pride for being one of the Liberal Justices on the Court, and can be seen as egotistical as she was featured in multiple movies about her life and career.

## Quotes

"Did you know that last year they made two movies about me?"
Ted Cruz

with a beard in season 2 and 3

**Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Ted was born on December 22, 1970 in Calgary, Alberta.

## Personality

Ted Cruz is a very creepy and fanatical man, rivaled only by Trump and Stephen Miller by how creepy he is. He has a habit of randomly appearing places. He claims to be Donald's friend, but does not hesitate to stab him in the back on multiple occasions.

## Trivia

* He has a habit of saying his own name repeatedly.
* He appears to have a liking towards the shows *Riverdale* and *Stranger Things*.
* The secret service refuses to protect him.
* He once kidnapped his neighbors cat so that he could use it to practice kissing.
* He can play the banjo.
* He supports a flat tax of 0.0%.
* He believes that the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is 20 good teachers shooting guns like out of control fire hoses.
* He does not know what toothbrushes and underwear are.
* He doesn't show up in photos.
* His wife now sleeps in the garage after discovering his "true nature."
* He has license plates in his stomach.
* He implies that he's into female Dominatrixes.
* Whenever it rains, he hunts down ravens and eats them.
* According to Donald, he sometimes tries to lick Donald's ass.
* It's strongly implied that he doesn't even know what brushing his teeth is.
* He barely won against Beto O'Rourke in the 2018 Senate election.
* According to him, he used to literally live under a rock.

## Quotes

**"TED CRUZ!"** - his catchphrase

"TED CORONAVI-RUZ!" - after getting corona virus

"You've got hair on your teeth? What am I missing here, Don?"

"Look how hard I can pound a gavel! Bam, bam, bam!"
Damus

Damus on the trail of hot spum.

## Damus | Spum Sniffer

Damus was the designated name for one of the seven disciples of Greg. Damus was stationed at Radio Tower where he assumed the role of Chief Director of Seraph detection. Through intense rock sniffing that had residual spum from the ICUPS Event, Damus assumed the title of Spum Sniffer; being able to detect Seraphs due to their residual spum of Frank.
The Economy

**The Economy** is the second episode of the third season of the series.

## Plot Synopsis

*After Trump discovers that an impending economic downturn threatens his re-election chances, he and his sons Don Jr. and Eric must con the country into believing the economy has never been stronger. Meanwhile, a gaffe-prone Joe Biden solicits help from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to help him appear “with it.”*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Donald Trump Jr.

Eric Trump

Joe Biden

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Chuck Todd

Ted Cruz

Jared Kushner

Brad Parscale (debut)

## Song(s)

* Milkshake USA
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** President Trump is watching the Superbowl with Melania, Mike Pompeo, Rudy Giuliani, and Alan Dershowitz. Michael Bloomberg's campaign commercial comes on, and immediately after a commercial for John Bolton's book comes on.*
* ***Title Gag:** Bernie Sanders saying, “These letters should all be the same size!”. The title morphs so all the letters are the same size, and he says, "Looks worse, but it's better!"*
Boris Johnson

**Boris Johnson** is a character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Boris was born on June 19, 1964 in Manhattan, New York.

## Personality

He seems very sluggish, and is the only G-7 member who acts nice to Trump (mostly because they have a lot in common.)

## Quotes

"Back in London, everyone always complains that my ideas are a stepping-stone toward ethic cleansing."

"Oh, cheer up, you git!" - to Trump
John Bolton

**John Robert Bolton** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

John was born on November 20, 1948.

He resigned as the National Security Advisor under the Trump Administration in September 2019.

## Personality

John is obsessed with war, expressing an obsession with bombing foreign countries, especially Iran.

He's shown to be very sadistic; at one point, he severely tortured Mike Pence on Trump's orders.

He also evidently has no qualms about getting back at others, implied with the fact that he published a tell-all book about the Trump Administration after getting fired.

## Trivia

* It's stated that if he were from another country, he would be on America's most wanted list.
* He sleeps upside down in a coffin.

## Quotes

"We all can't have what we want... **except for me**."

"I don't need to bomb the world. Just Iran."

"You run the military. Whatever you tell them to do, they'll do it!"

"Look at me, I'm a bomb! Kaboom!" - falling off a tightrope
Jared Kushner

### Relatives

Ivanka Trump (wife), Donald Trump (father-in-law), Ivana Trump (mother-in-law), Eric Trump (brother-in-law), Donald Trump Jr. (brother-in-law), Melania Trump (step-mother-in-law)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

**Jared Corey Kushner** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

He is portrayed as the only member of the Trump family who is actually sane and is often the bud of their jokes. In season 2, he is given a bigger role as member of Trump's cabinet, taking General Kelly's place as the voice of reason.

## History

Jared was born on January 10, 1981. He was raised by a liberal family.

## Personality

He has a disliking towards Trump and what he does. He also seemingly wishes that he weren't part of the Trump family. He is always pointing out how none of things his family says/does make sense, but they either ignore him or make fun of him for it.

## Trivia

* Donald considers Jared and Stephen to be the funniest people that he knows.
* He has food allergies.
* He is Jewish.
* Donald sometimes catches him crying in the janitors closet.
* His dad has him sneak porn into the prison he is in.
* Donald doesn't know what Ivanka sees in him.

## Quotes

"If you loved me, you'd tell your dad to **fire me!**" - to Ivanka

"I must never forget, this isn't normal."

"Great. Well, that leaves me about a hundred *other* things I gotta do..."

"Sorry, I was just trying to get used to sitting on a toilet without a cellmate leering at me."
Throwable-rock

## A Throwable Rock

A candid rock. Many can be found laying around the wastes.

Throwable rocks are rocks that can be picked up and thrown by the player. These rocks are remnants of precursor

humans who were transformed into rocks by the ICUPS event. If noticed, there are not many rocks that can be picked up and therefore are apart of the natural occurring landscape. However, the multitude of rocks that can be picked up are minimal as they have been blown away by explosions or have warped due to trans-dimensional shadows from the Dirac Sea causing them to fall through the map.

When held close to the ear, the rock will emit a gentle hum infrequently; a reminder of the human soul embedded inside.
Peru

**Peru** has participated in the Melodivision Song Contest 2 times since their debut in the seventeenth edition.

They debuted with the song "*Chocolate Y Miel*" performed by Ada Reina. It finished 10th in the final.

## Entries To Date

The following lists the 2 contestants that represented Peru in the Melodivision Song Contest.

Table key
     *Winner*
     *Second place*
     *Third place*
     *Automatically qualified to the final*
     *Did not qualify to the final*
     *Did not compete or was relegated*

 17
 18
 19
Bruce H. Mann

**Bruce H. Mann** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Bruce was born on April 28, 1950 in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

## Personality

Like his wife, he is a very nerdy person who loves to explain things (mostly in painstakingly detail). He is kind and very sensitive, who doesn't condone bullying, using harsh words, or any aggression of any kind.

## Trivia

* He has a special pair of goggles he uses when cutting onions.
* He considers "phooey" to be a curse word.

## Quotes

"No one could resist your charm, once you sit down and painstakingly explain it to them!"

"Oh Elizabeth, you know how to tickle the tweed elbow patches of my heart!"
Ann Coulter

### Aliases/Nicknames

Slenderman's wife (Sean Hannity)Bat-Winded Guardian of Snake Mountain (Sean Hannity)

## Physical description

### Hair Color

Blonde

**Ann Coulter** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Ann Coulter was born on December 8, 1961 or 1963. For some reason, nobody knows which date it is...

## Personality

She seems very cold and unfriendly. Whenever the president does something that seems like he's not completely right-winged, she will insult and berate him for it.

## Trivia

* Sean Hannity describes her as "Slender man's wife."
* She wrote a book titled "How to Cook a Liberal."
Ivanka Trump

* Current
* Younger

### Relatives

Donald Trump (father), Ivana Trump (mother), Melania Trump (step-mother), Donald Trump Jr. (older brother), Eric Trump (younger brother), Jared Trump (husband)

## Physical description

### Hair Color

Yellow

**Ivana "Ivanka" Marie Trump** is a main character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Ivanka was born on October 30, 1981, to Donald and Ivana Trump.

## Personality

She is very loyal to her father. She's almost like a robot, with the way she acts and speaks. One of her goals is to frame herself as a female icon. She seems *slightly* more competent than her siblings, although not by much, as she didn't realize her school for young girls was actually a sweatshop.

## Trivia

* She once mentioned she didn't know people needed water at sea.
* Trump described her as his "favorite daugther."
* She only started dating Jared in order to make another guy jealous, but forgot the entire plan until many years later.

## Quotes

"Daddy, this is the first time you've ever embarrassed me." - Ivanka watching her father dance

"You go, girl! Lean in!" - to her brother Eric

"I heard you made Mike Pence drink pee, did he try to wash your feet again?"
Marjorie Taylor Greene

Qanon

ScroogeAnon

**Marjorie Taylor Greene** (born May 27, 1974), also known by her initials **MTG** is a character and antagonist in the Late Night Christmas Special, A Conspiracy Carol. She is an American businesswoman, politician, and conspiracy theorists. She currenlty serves as a member of the United States House of Representatives from Georgia's 14th congressional district since 2021.

## History

Marjorie Taylor Greene was born in Milledgeville, Georgia.

## Personality

in the special, Greene is portrayed as a disturbed and unwell woman. In spite of this she considers herself "a nice lady"
Secret Money

**Secret Money** is the ninth episode of the third season.

## Plot Synopsis

*After Trump learns he doesn't have enough money to pay his lawyers, he realizes he must fundraise from dreaded Silicon Valley tech moguls Zuckerberg, Musk and Bezos. Meanwhile, Elizabeth Warren, also strapped for cash, swallows her pride and seeks help from Wall Street and Michael Bloomberg.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Elizabeth Warren

Michael Bloomberg

Mark Zuckerberg

Elon Musk

Jeff Bezos

Joe Biden

Kellyanne Conway

Stephen Miller

## Song(s)

* We Are Billionaires
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** none*
* ***Title Gag:*** Joe falls asleep on the letter "D", but wakes up.
* This is the last episode before a 6 month hiatus.
Karen Pence

**Karen Sue Pence** (née **Batten**) is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

She is very religious and loyal to her husband. She's soft-spoken and kind, but will get upset if she feels her husband is going down the wrong path.

## Trivia

* Her and her husband seem to love glass animal figurines, even going as far as to name them and treat them like children.
* She loves knitting.
* One time, she searched for gay fingerprints in the bathroom.
* She has a habit of going crazy, as she became obsessed with buying things after Mike started making more money, and after she unintentionally watched *Macbeth*.
* Mike calls her "Kare-Bear" sometimes.
* She **does not** like Mike learning information about another women, even his political opponents like Kamala Harris.

## Quotes

"Don't wait up boys! We're going to a restaurant!"

"Michael! Shame on you!"

"We hope you choose to follow our example and live like the married dolls in a child's imagination." - to Trump and Melania

"Something just happened down below... HELP!" - watching Justin Trudeau
Build It Up

**Build It Up** is a song sung by Stephen Miller and Sarah Huckabee Sanders in the episode The Wall.

## Lyrics

**[Sarah singing]**

*With all this talk of pragmatism,*

*I failed to see the scope of his nationalist dreams*

**[Steven singing]**

*With all this talk of keeping out the immigrants*

*Oooh*

*A friend has passed me by, it seems*

**[Sarah singing]**

*All the things I'd do for you*

**[Both singing]**

*I'd build a wall for Muslims too.*

**[background singing]** *Build a wall for Muslims...*

**[Sarah singing]**

*We should've built it up together*

**[Steven singing]**

*Build it up together*

**[Sarah singing]**

*In hundred degree weather*

**[Steven singing]**

*Hundred, and become*

**[Both singing]**

*The Greatest Oppressors of All Time!*

*We could've been the greatest of all time...*
Lester Holt

**Lester Holt** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

He is a very serious newsman, and also the most sensible one out of everyone else.

## Trivia

* He clutches every muscle in his body in order to look this serious.
* All of the newspapers in his bathroom are current.
* He believes he looks really good in a sweater.
Brian Kilmeade's Relationships

This article focuses on the interactions between **Brian Kilmeade** and every other main character of **Our Cartoon President**.

## Family

Brian briefly mentions his family in Mental Fitness.

## Republicans

### Donald Trump

Like the other Fox and Friends, he highly respects Trump. He enjoys talking to him, and agreeing with everything he says and does.
Coronavirus

**Coronavirus** is the tenth episode of the third season of the series.

## Plot Synopsis

*With the pandemic ravaging the country and his reelection in jeopardy, Trump launches a propaganda campaign to convince America he's got the crisis under control. Meanwhile, after social distancing guidelines force  Joe Biden out of the spotlight and into his basement, he enlists  Barack Obama to help him recapture his former glory.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Joe Biden

Barack Obama

Jill Biden (debut)

Sean Hannity

Rudy Giuliani

Mike Pence

Melania Trump

Pete Buttigieg

Amy Klobuchar

Anderson Cooper

Wolf Blitzer

Dr. Birx (debut)

Nancy Pelosi

Chuck Schumer

Donald Trump Jr.

Eric Trump

Ivanka Trump

## Song(s)

* Glory Days
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** Anderson Cooper does a report showing Trump knew about the coronavirus. Trump addresses multiple scandels. Then he flies across the country.*
* ***Title Gag:** Trump is seen with a corona-virus mask and gloves and says,"Virus? What virus?"*
* *This is the first episode to air after a six month hiatus.*
Ainsley Earhardt

**Ainsley Earhardt** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President. She is a co-host on President Trump's favorite show, Fox and Friends.

## History

Ainsley Earhardt was born on September 20, 1976.

## Personality

Like her fellow Fox and Friends hosts, she is always shown with a smile, and a cherry attitude. Although in one episode she admitted it would be nice to have violent tirades on their show.

She usually goes along with the other two because even if she disagrees, they just ignore her anyway.

## Trivia

* She once stole a dog she found tied outside a restaurant.
* Like Doocy, she has torturous dreams.
* She claims Jim Acosta is an old family friend.

## Quotes

"If the climate is *changing*, how come everyday this year has been the hottest one on record?"

"I actually prefer Friendship Manor..."

"Our rage is candy coated!"

"Brian, the best way to understand our president isn't through logic, it's through faith!"
Space Force

**Space Force** is the 27th episode in the series. It is the Season 2 finale.

## Plot Synopsis

*Trump pushes for the launch of his Space Force without thinking about the details. Meanwhile, the Democratic candidates try to tank their campaigns only to be threatened by Howard Schultz.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Mike Pence

Betsy DeVos

Mike Pompeo

John Bolton

Steven Mnuchin

Ben Carson

Anderson Cooper

Bernie Sanders

Joe Biden

Pete Buttigieg

Kamala Harris

Amy Klobuchar

Beto O'Rourke

Cory Booker

Elizabeth Warren

Hillary Clinton

Bill Clinton

Howard Schultz (debut)

Ted Cruz

Lindsey Graham

## Song(s)

* Space Force (Song)
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Note/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** Trump address the country with the allegations that he was associated with Jeffery Epstein. Then Bill Clinton comes in.*
* ***Title Gag:** Trump and Biden are fighting for the spot. Biden says, "It's Joe's turn!" and Trump says, "There's not room for us both!"*
Pete Buttigieg

Major Pete (Joe Biden)

**Pete Buttigieg** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Pete was born on January 19, 1982 in South Bend, Indiana.

## Personality

He's a bit smug, and is not afraid to show-off his many accomplishments. He is, however, a bit insecure of people thinking of him as "just a mayor." He is very ambitious, even compared to the other democrats.

Because he is the youngest, the other democrats sometimes treat him like a little kid.

He speaks multiple languages, notably Spanish, though it’s implied that he only knows a few phrases such as “huevos rancheros”.

## Trivia

* He wrote his thesis on how a copier works.
* He doesn't understand how "normal humans" think.
* He can speak multiple languages.
* He's the Chuck Todd of the candidates
* Joe believes "Mayor Pete" is just an ironic nickname.
* Despite having more State Delegate Equivalents, he lost the popular vote in the Iowa Caucuses.
* He's the first former rival of President Biden to be announced for a cabinet role. Buttigieg was chosen and confirmed to be Secretary of Transportation. He currently holds that role.

## Quotes

"I read that in a French newspaper!"

"Meet Christoph, my key to victory in 2024!" - referring to his pet iguana

"I have not. had. mayoral. relations. with that city!"

"My pick for Vice President is the next chip-toothed motherfucker I run into on the street."

**"THIS ISN'T WHY I HELD A BIG GUN!!"** - jumping out of a helicopter

"I told a bunch of school children I was gonna cut off their faces with a meat slicer."
Chuck Schumer's Relationships

This article focuses on the interactions between Chuck Schumer and every other main character of Our Cartoon President.

## Other Democrats

### Nancy Pelosi

Out of all of the characters, Chuck has the closest relationship with Nancy Pelosi (to the point where they are rarely seen without the other). According to Nancy, they have "a decades old political alliance", as described in Senate Control. Even though they are best friends, they are prone to arguing (Russia Investigation, Election Special 2018, Senate Control). They always make up because they miss being with the other one. It is implied in Senate Control that he might have feelings for her, as he asks her what she is wearing over the phone (this causes her to hang up, so the feeling might not be mutual).

### AOC

Chuck and Nancy don't like AOC because they feel threatened by her. They are first shown with her in Election Special 2018, where they try to threaten her into doing things their way (which didn't work.) They are seen with her again in Trump Tower-Moscow, where they let her help them be "with it".

### Bernie Sanders

Though Chuck Schumer and Bernie Sanders rarely interact with one and other, it is implied that neither are on friendly terms with the other.

### Joe Biden

Chuck Schumer supports Joe Biden. However, in his efforts to help democrats regain the white house he can be merciless and controlling.

### Michael Bloomberg

Michael Bloomberg and Chuck Schumer do not interact in the series.

## Republicans

### Donald Trump

Chuck does not like Trump at all, but he along with Nancy are not commended to getting rid of him, at least not at first.

### Mitch McConnell

Chuck and Nancy have a very complicated relationship with McConnell. Schumer often times underestimates McConnell and what he is willing to do throughout the series. Typically, McConnell and Schumer are hostile towards each other, especially when they are jockeying for control of the senate, (both are leaders of their repsective parties), however they are capable of being friendly, especially when it is to the exclusion of politics.
Mental Fitness

**Mental Fitness** is the 22nd episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

*Trump must prove his mental fitness after declaring nuclear war with Portugal while the cast of Fox & Friends transforms their show into more cerebral content that doesn't flame the president's insanity.*

## Appearances

* Donald Trump
* Donald Trump Jr.
* Eric Trump
* Ivanka Trump
* Steve Doocy
* Ainsley Earhardt
* Brian Kilmeade
* Barrack Obama
* Michelle Obama (debut)
* Bill Shine
* Dr. Ronny
* Mike Lindell
* Amy Klobuchar (mentioned)
* Angela Merkel
* Emmanuel Macron
* Vladimir Putin

## Song(s)

* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:*** *The president and family are in London, England with the Queen of England.*
* ***Title Gag:** A book is thrown and hits Trump's head, then he yells, "Klobuchar!".*
Betsy DeVos

**Betsy DeVos** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

She seems to have no remorse for cutting school fundings. She speaks in a very cheery way, even though most of the things she says aren't really that cheery...

## Trivia

* She enjoyed watching a controlled demolition of a school orchestra building.
* She once cut a culinary school's funding and got all of their deserts.
* She wanted to change science books in order to refer to clouds as "Jesus' beanbags".

## Quotes

"While we're all together, no one here knows what we're doing, right?"

"I now believe in physics!" - falling off a tightrope

"Back straight! Chin up! Shoot a few civilians!" - pretending to be a Troop Member

"Children are seeking refuge *within* their schools! The whole world's gone upside down!"

"They're School-ling!" - when asked how schools are doing
Militarization (Song)

## Audio/Video

### Video

**Militarization** is a song sung by John Bolton in the episode of the same name.

## Lyrics

**[John Bolton singing]** *Wanna rule your nation?*

*Militarization!*

*Puts you in control, you can end the Muller Investigation*

*No more legislation,*

*no more immigration!*

*If you don't like the press, make violent arrests*

*at the tv stations.*

**[John Bolton singing]** *Move the capital to Mar-a-Lago, and make princes of your sons*

**[Don Jr., spoken]** Hell yeah!

**[John Bolton singing]** *Have some tanks, patrol Chicago*

*arm your meter-maids with machine guns*

**[John imitates gun fire]**

**[John Bolton, spoken]** Well, you shouldn't have parked there!

**[John Bolton singing]** *Bomb a sovereign nation,*

*skip the explanation*

*Rule until you're dead,*

*and never leave your bed,*

*With militarization!*
State of the Union

"The State of the Union is \*BEEP BEEP\*!"

### Writer

Story by: Stephen Colbert, Chris Licht, Matt Lapin, Tim Luecke & R.J. Fried Teleplay by: R.J. Fried

### Director

*Unknown*

**State of the Union** is the first episode of the series. It premiered on February 11, 2018.

## Plot Synopsis

*The President tries to throw the greatest State of the Union Address of all time. He also has to sort out his marriage with Melania by naming her the national bird.*

## Appearances

* Donald Trump
* Melania Trump
* Donald Trump Jr.
* Eric Trump
* Ivanka Trump
* Jared Kushner
* Mike Pence
* Karen Pence
* General Kelly
* Sean Hannity
* Sarah Huckabee Sanders
* Ted Cruz
* Stephen Miller
* Chuck Schumer
* Nancy Pelosi
* Mitch McConnell
* Paul Ryan
* Steve Doocy
* Ainsley Earhardt
* Brian Kilmeade
* FDR (mentioned)
* Ronald Reagan (mentioned)
* Fred Trump (indirectly mentioned)
* Rudy Giuliani (mentioned)
* Dr Ronny (mentioned)

## Song(s)

* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** The President gives an address to the citizens of the U.S.*
* ***Title Gag:** Trump breaths in, then breaths out and bends over.*
* This episode was originally released early on the Showtime Anytime app on January 28, 2018, 2 weeks before it aired on TV.
* This episode aired on the same night as "Disaster Response".
John Roberts

**John Roberts** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President and is the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

## History

John Glover Roberts Jr was born on January 27, 1955 in Buffalo, New York.

## Personality

Even though he's a conservative, Roberts shows commitment to his job as Chief Justice and in some instances has presented himself as a voice of reason when both sides tend to act unruly.

Like Brett Kavanaugh, he is a member of the Federalist Society and was chosen by Mitch McConnell to fill in a Supreme Court vacancy.

## Quotes

"Senator Collins, just go be a lobbyist."

"Please remember that this is the United States Senate, we must not degrade the sacred institution once home to Strom Thurmond."

"Everyone remember where you're sitting, same seats in two years when we have to do this again."

"You know you weren't required to attend?" - to Trump
Chuck Todd

**Chuck Todd** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Chuck Todd was born on April 8, 1972 in Miami, Florida.

## Personality

He's a very awkward guy, who enjoys cracking stupid jokes/puns (although he immediately regrets it). He is very humble and nervous most of the time, and doesn't like to get mad at people.

## Trivia

* NBC won't give him a parking space.
* No one remembers hiring him.
* He believes that his name matches his looks.
* He considers Lester Holt to be his best friend.
* He enjoys going on adult scavenger hunts.
* He wears a back-support belt.
* He still wears his middle school graduation ring.
* He believes Chris Matthews is a gentlemen.
* He sometimes stutters when he gets nervous.

## Quotes

"He's probably at home watching... The Socialism Network. [awkward pause] Sorry." - referring to Bernie Sanders

"Yikes! He sounds like president of the Nuthouse! [awkward chuckle]." - referring to Donald Trump

"No way! I'm finally going to say what I *really* think: Mr. Trump, you are deeply, deeply, rude- Sorry!" - to president Trump

"Welcome to Meet the Press! I'm Chuck Todd, and I'm "pressed" to meet you!... I think that worked?

"Righteous Business!"

"Today is turning out to be a doozy!"
Hillary Clinton

**Hillary Clinton** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Hillary was born on October 26, 1947 in Chicago, Illinois.

In 1971 she began dating her future husband, Bill Clinton at law school, the two dated in 1975.

Her husband was elected attorney general of Arkansas. She and her husband entered the national stage when he was elected governor of Arkansas.

Bill Clinton was elected 42nd president of the United States of America in 1992. As First Lady, Bill had her campaign for his proposed healthcare bill, the healthcare bill, however, was not passed into law.

## Personality

She speaks in a monotone. She likes to make references to pop culture, most of them relating to Pokémon, in most instances she is on the show. She seems to be suffering from delusion, as she believes she has won the presidency and dresses her cats in suits. She also believes herself that she is, in her own words, "perfect and voters are complete morons."

She's very good at manipulating people, and plans things ahead. She is shown to be a bit of a sociopath, not afraid to back-stab people in order to get what she wants, even her own daughter.

## Trivia

* She's pretty cunning, as she was easily able to manipulate Eric into giving back her robot, and Donald into letting her go free from her box prison.
* She created a giant robot in her likeness.
* She likes to dab.
* She put a shock collar around Bill's neck so he couldn't leave the house.
* She's usually shown with a glass of wine.
* She makes her own hot sauce.
* She can sense it when someone says her name, even when it is in another state like Wisconsin.
* Most other characters are scared of her.
* She represented New York in the US Senate from 2001-2009.
* She ran for president in 2008 prior to being appointed as Secretary of State.
* She lost the Electoral vote to Donald Trump in 2016. Clinton won the popular vote.

## Quotes

"Aren't we better than this?"

"Bill, please tell the Secretary of Education to stop licking his asshole."

"Whoa! That's one big Pokemon..."

"Bill, it's been 40 years! You're never going to be held accountable for your actions."

"Hi Bernie! I just drove four hours from Chappaqua to tell you to eat shit!"

"I did what was best for Americans! Specifically one American. Me." - to her daughter

"If you're gonna Liz-go, then just Liz-GO!"

"Listen up Dangerous Donald, Healthy Hillary says you better kick this Pokemon COVID, in the Cardi B-hind." *[audience groans]*

"If there's one thing we learned in 2016, it's that I'm perfect and voters are complete morons." - to Elizabeth Warren

"I'm sorry, Pokemon Joe, but I just can't let you Pokemon-go." - kidnapping Joe Biden for Chuck and Nancy
Ben Carson

**Benjamin Solomon Carson** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## Personality

Ben is shown to be very oblivious to his surroundings. He appears to barely possess the ability to speak.

## Trivia

* He fell into the same well 7 times.
* He has a hard time thinking of new thoughts, while listening to himself say his current ones.
G-7

**G-7** is the eighth episode of the third season.

## Plot Synopsis

*After the G-7 nations make Trump feel like a loser, he decides to start his own international alliance for cool dictators including Putin, Turkey's Erdogan, and Saudi Arabia's Mohammad bin Salman. Meanwhile, Ivanka and Don Jr. fight to see who will inherit the Trump dynasty.*

## Appearances

Donald Trump

Donald Trump Jr.

Ivanka Trump

Amy Klobuchar (title sequence)

Chuck Todd

Vladimir Putin

Justin Trudeau

Angela Merkel

Shinzo Abe

Emmanuel Macron

Boris Johnson (debut)

Ted Cruz

Mike Pence

Steven Mnuchin

Mike Pompeo

Eric Trump

Joe Biden (mentioned)

Stephen Miller

Sean Hannity

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan (debut)

Mohammad bin Salman (debut)

Asaduddin Owaisi (debut)

## Song(s)

* Becoming Don Jr./Back to Ivanka
* Donald Trump is the President (ending theme)

## Notes/Trivia

* ***Cold Open:** Trump addresses the corona-virus outbreak, with Mike Pence and Steven Mnuchin. Ted Cruz appears, infected.*
* ***Title Gag:** Amy Klobuchar throws a binder at the audience yelling, "Oh thanks for nothing, Assholes!" The screen cracks.*
Elizabeth Warren

LizLiz Warren (Joe Biden)

Pocahontas (Donald Trump)

**Please Note: This article does not reflect the actual personality of the subject.**

**Elizabeth Warren** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Elizabeth Warren was born on June 22, 1949 in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

## Personality

She's pretty smart, although she lacks confidence in herself. Her insecurities stem from when she was bullied in high school by the other kids on the debate team. There are times when she will get annoyed at other people's stupidity. She is very nerdy, and sometimes uses her head too much. She often loses people in her statements talking too fast or in an overly confusing manner. She also has a tendency to gravitate towards large and complex plans and plots, often times forgetting the main factors.

She has a very strong dislike toward the more immoral characters, such as Michael Bloomberg and Mark Zuckerberg.

## Trivia

* As she told Mayor Pete, her deepest trauma involves being bullied by the debate team in high school.
* According to her, she's always out of breath.
* She's addicted to introducing policies.
* In the show, there are multiple jokes about her ancestry, as she infamously claimed that she was of Native American descent, though, which true, was misleading, as the percentage of Native American ancestry was little.

## Quotes

"Jesus, I'm kicking everybody's ass, and I'm still shaking!"

"Yes! Elizabeth Warren's back on the map! .... Why do I feel like I'm already off the map?"

"All these lies, they remind me of school when people would spread nasty rumors about me being a bookish breathless nerd."

"And that is not some buttoned up Senator talking! This is laid-back beer-swinging Lizzie Warren!"

"Maybe someone just needs to stand up to them!"

**"I AM YOUR DEVIL!"**

**"Excelsior!"**
Stephen Miller

**Stephen Miller** is a recurring character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Stephen was born on August 23, 1985 in Santa Monica, California.

## Personality

Stephen Miller is a megalomaniac and is fanatically loyal to Trump to the point of obsession. He is the most sinister member of the Trump administration - especially compared to the other members, who are generally just incompetent and/or ineffectual - and is basically a super villain.

## Trivia

* He believes that Oprah should change her name to Jemadia.
* He's been through two break-ups, the first one turned out to be an Apple care chat bot who "friend zoned" him, and the second one was one in which he was madly in love, but ended after Stephen broke it off to go to a bar with Donald in "First Family".
* He played all the female roles in his off high school production of *Little Women*, he sweat so much from all the costume changes that he actually passed out during Beth's death scene, then did the final number *The Women Are Big Now*, and then got his job at the White House the next day.
* He sneaks into Trump's room to smell his breath.
* He once said that he once spent a summer in a Latvian rendering plant.
* His parents act very nice to him, although he hates them.
* He went to Duke University.

## Quotes

"The Brown People Are Coming! The Brown People Are Coming!"

"Well, I'm alone again. But one is never alone who makes noise! *[makes weird loud noise]*"

"Oh no, you are not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with **you**!" - to Jared
Melodivision Song Contest 13

Final date
 Host city
 Entries
 Debuting
 System
 Null points
 Winner

**Melodivision Song Contest 13**, often referred to as **Melodivision 13**, is the 13th edition of the Melodivision Song Contest. It took place in Kosovo following Dua Lipa's victory in the previous edition. The Edition was hosted in Peja. 52 countries took part in the edition.

## Automatic Qualifiers

 Big 4
 Big 4
 Host
 Big 4

# Results

## Semi Final 1

 Denmark,  Kosovo and  Turkey also vote in this semi final

Results
     *Qualified*
     *Wildcard*
     *Disqualified*

## Semi Final 2

 Albania,  Greece and  Kosovo also vote in this semi final

Results
     *Qualifier*
     *Wildcard*
     *Disqualified*

## Wildcard

Table key
     *Qualified*

## Grand Final

Table key
     *Winner*
     *Second place*
     *Third place*
Jane O'Meara

**Jane O'Meara** is a character on Our Cartoon President.

## History

Jane was born on January 3, 1950 in New York City, New York. She is Bernie's wife, campaign manager, and mother of their apricot tree.

## Personality

She is very nice and calm, and is supportive of her husband. She seems to share a lot of Bernie's weird habits.