The Maze / The First Client

***The Maze*** and ***The First Client*** are the titles of the fourth and fifth chapters of Belinda Blinked 1, and are the two chapters covered in the fourth episode of the first season of *My Dad Wrote a Porno*, released on 19 October 2015.

## Description

*This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients.*

## Featured Characters

*In order of appearance:*

* Belinda Blumenthal
* Sir James Godwin (mentioned)
* Tony Sylvester
* Alfonse Stirbacker (first appearance)

## Featured Locations

*In order of appearance:*

* United Kingdom
	+ London
		- Oxford Street (mentioned only)
		- Windsor
			* The Horse and Jockey (first mention)
			* Chairman's House (first appearance)
				+ The Maze (first appearance)
* Belgium (mentioned)
	+ Brussels (mentioned)
		- Alfonse's Gentlemen's Club (mentioned)
* France (mentioned)
* The Netherlands (mentioned)

## Introduction

*Prior to beginning the chapter, Team Porno discuss...*

* Jamie welcoming James and Alice back and discussing the boring previous chapter
* Alice suggesting the chapter was a decoy from Rocky to lure us into the mundane business world but future chapters will actually be sexual

## Synopsis

### The Maze

Saturday morning came all too quickly and was bright and breezy but dry - the perfect conditions for some tennis and later some shopping and browsing through the cook shops of London's Oxford Street. Belinda thought it was important to know her competitors' products as well as her own, and planned to do an internet search of the guest list of the function where she would be unable to wear bra or thong - definitely a strange request.

Sunday morning was warm, so Belinda put the soft top down and motored over to Windsor. True to her instructions, she checked into the Horse and Jockey and removed her inner clothing. Wearing only her tennis gear, she drove down to the Chairman's house. She parked next to Tony's car and jumped into his passenger seat. Belinda greeted Tony, her tennis skirt being pushed up her thighs. Tony pulled the front up and inspected her pussy; he then pulled up her tennis shirt and inspected her tits. He said that he was glad to see her ready for the party and wanted to go through the guest list and discuss their targets and potential, after which they would go for lunch and take up their positions. Belinda blinked, asking if she could readjust her clothing or if he wanted her to strut to lunch like that.

After 40 minutes of lunch and two strong gin and tonics, Tony took her to a medium-sized garden maze located at the rear of the propety. They entered the tall undergrowth and Tony led her through it without pause, Belinda glad that somebody knew their way through the myriad of paths and openings. After three minutes they entered the glade, obviously the central point of the maze. Tony pushed Belinda's back onto a flimsy wooden trellis, gave her a quick kiss, and began attaching her arms to the trellis with a set of red plastic handcuffs attached to a length of red parcel string. Belinda was now thoroughly intrigued, and a little excited at what was about to happen, and laughed out loud, asking Tony how he knew red was her favourite handcuff colour and commenting that she hadn't seen ones like that since kindergarten. Tony smiled as he backed away; Belinda, now seriously trying to control her amusement, asked him what was going on, prompting Tony to tell her to trust him and treat their clients well so their business would roll in. He said he would return and release her and under 2 hours, telling her to keep her chin up and let her tits and clit do the talking.

With these erotic words ringing in her ears, Tony walked off. The grass underfoot felt wet and Belinda felt a sprinkler nearby which was wetting her ankles. She thought that the grass would soon become a mud patch - how disgusting. She hated mud at the best of times but being tied to this garden fence meant she could not move around. It would soon get muddy, and quickly.

Her thoughts were interrupted by the sound of cheerful whistling throughout the maze. Alfonse Stirbacker from Belgium strolled into the glade and studied Belinda's position with obvious interest. From Tony's outline of her internet research, Belinda recognised his potential immediately - over 300 supermarket outlets throughout Belgium, northern France and southern Holland, and they were soon to push into the UK. A good start, she thought.

### The First Client

"Good morning, young lady, and who do I have the pleasure of meeting albeit in this strange situation?" Alfonse asked. Belinda greeted him and introduced herself and her company - she always felt she should apologise for the terrible company name but also knew it was awful enough to be memorable. Alfonse responded that she looked like his type of girl - young, dark and mysterious - and that she must knoew that he is the purchasing director of his company. He asked for them to get to know each other, as they only have 20 minutes of contact and he intends to make full use of it.

Alfonse immediately got to work by removing his one garment of a black thong and taking off Belinda's shoes and socks. Completely naked, he pushed up her white shirt, partially uncovering her breasts. He then pushed her tennis skirt below her knees and backed off. How strange, Belinda thought. He's just a voyeur - he doesn't want any close contact! Maybe he's happily married.

Alfonse asked Belinda if she would travel to his office in Brussels so he could see more of her body, perhaps in a less disgusting environment. Belinda immediately understood - Alfonse needed homely comforts to complete his desires, though his cock had become completely erect. She replied in the affirmative and said she would love to do lots of business with him. He grinned and said it was assured, fondling her waiting tits with relish. Belinda groaned softly; one of his hands slipped down to her vagina and began to gently caress it. In return she stroked his penis with both hands. A gentleman from Brussels, thought Belinda - what a great start to the afternoon! After a further 10 minutes of extremely heavy fondling, Belinda was becoming very wet and Alfonse had now gotten to her tits big time with his teeth, and his very long cock had penetrated her vulva. He was obviously enjoying her tits and clit, as Tony had put it so aptly just 15 minutes earlier, and she had her first major client breakthrough. She mentally pencilled in a visit to Brussels in 10 days' time to strike while the iron was hot. A far-off whistle sounded and Alfonse backed off, saying that he thoroughly enjoyed her bra and thong but it was time for him to go, asking her to bring her undergarments when she went to Brussels. He said they would have dinner at his very exclusive gentlemen's club and all their ladies were expected to be properly dressed, at least when they arrived. Belinda said for Alfonse to not worry and she would be in touch very soon.

## Notes

* To date, this is the only two-chapter episode of *My Dad Wrote a Porno* due to the short length of "The Maze".
* Alice discusses Rocky's odd lack of plural nouns like "unable to wear bra or thong" and Jamie says that it's his own, "almost poetic" style.
* Alice and James mention that Tony never seems to admire or gaze at Belinda's breasts, merely inspect them, and they liken him to a breast Ofsted.
* Alice notes that Belinda's clit seems to speak more often than Belinda does after Tony encourages her to let it do the talking. Jamie suggests that Miriam Margolyes should play Belinda's clit off-stage in the play version of the book, as she has a "great radio voice".
* Prior to Alfonse Stirbacker's appearance James and Alice suggest his name will be Kevin, Gert or Malcolm.
* James said after the chapter's conclusion that the series was back on track after the boring business jargon of the previous episode.