Rexxe R. Soniste

Rexxe Soniste

## Appearance

Literally just a regular Inkling boy with the one tentacle that droops down but is often depicted outside of the game as having a side-parting. He usually wears t-shirts and jogging bottoms although has been known to wear button shirts over them on occasion.

## Personality

Rexxe is the family's golden retriever. He believes himself to be happy and cheerful when in actuality he struggles a lot with his past. He takes comfort in the fact that Sakura, Shinku and especially Miaki have been there for him and appreciates them greatly. He's willing to make friends with just about anyone, but the question is whether or not they'll reciprocate. He's oftentimes considered to be the funniest member of the family, oftentimes trying to bring levity to dark situations. He's incredibly loyal to his family and friends, which has proved to be a double-edged sword when his enemies abuse that trust. He often forms hyperixations on various old world media and the family tends to get annoyed about it but they're still happy for him.

## History

The history of Rexxe R Soniste is a complicated one, due to the fact that multiple time travellers have attempted to alter the circumstances of his birth to stop the world ending, but the generally agreed upon version is he was born to two unknown parents with a genetic defect that caused him to be born with a full head of tentacles. The nurse, wishing to save the parents from looking at his disgusting hair flushed him down the toilet in the hopes they would never see him again. At some point down there, he signed a demonic contract at the age of 1 and was experimented on by an ancient supercomputer which injected DNA from almost every extinct organism into him which would later become unstable as he escaped into Inkopolis abou 5 years later.

Upon reaching the surface, he slotted into the mold of a regular Inkling, albeit taller. However he was found by two police officers who attempted to take him in and legally classified him as "Rex" until they accidentally misspelt his name on the legal document naming the child "Rexxe". He forms a fascination with fire and the demon that's sort of been chilling in his body for a good while awakens and goes on an arson spree. He is found by police but they let the child off easy.

At the age of 7, he attempts to fix his incredibly scraggy hair but leaves one tentacle happening and just sort of leaves it like that. Around this time he also stole a pair of prototype dualies from Sheldon to start competing in Turf Wars and starts earning money to buy actual meals with, not just going to soup kitchens that subsequently catch on fire for unknown reasons. He also finds a box of random human mementos (What's in here changes depending on timeline alterations), some of which including Gorillaz CDs, two funky looking robot helmets and a copy of The Transformers The Movie (1986), starting his fascination with old world media.

However, this sudden influx of new media being found by a 10-year-old child causes a panic and museums start to fight over the artefacts using their vast wealth to determine who shall have the full discography of Crush 40 eventually only leaving Museum D'Alfonsino and the Shellendorf Institute standing as everyone else went baknrupt trying to buy them. Around this 3-year-period, he also discovers the secret to multiversal travel and joins his counterparts in burning down the Sentinels Headquarters.

Around the age of 16, he became one of Grizzco's first employees which got him noticed during a federal takedown held by the Squidbeak Splatoon who oferred him a job. He promises to start a new chapter in life but is kicked out after the creation of WMDs, almost exposing the organisation by purchasing huge amounts of flammable oil on their tab and saying he prefers of the hook. The demon returns to consciousness and kidnaps Marina Ida, forcing the Squidbeak Splatoon to mobilise Agent 3 (AKA Miaki Ikazu) to save her. This occurs 48 more times until eventually he gets bored, calls it quits and Rexxe returns to consciousness.

At the age of around 18-21 (Details on this are a bit hazy), in a fit of rage over Splatsville's lack of decent looking haircuts, he burns down Flounder Heights but doesn't remember doing it. A few weeks later, he's found by Sakura Surume and Miaki Ikazu. Miaki was initially angry over the burning down of her home but she was looking for a new home so she considers it as "fine" after Sakura took pity on him to take him in.

After a pang of jealousy over his fear of dying alone, Rexxe used a combination of body parts and demon magic to create Serophe Struckheart. Serophe Struckheart was a good friend of the family for a while until she tried to take possession of Rexxe's soul and was forcefully eviscerated by Rexxe's "Bio-mechanical defence mechanisms," at least according to the autopsy.

He also recently had a son/tumour he named Galvatron after he ate too much Christmas dinner and a drunk Miaki kicked him in the balls and he threw up. No-one was able to get rid of it until it eventual became an Octoling child which Rexxe named Galvatron, however Miaki forced him to shorten it to Galvie. Galvie is the best child of the family by default as his accelerated growth cycle already means he's about 8 and can also be stored by fusing with his dad.

## Trivia

-He eats spaghetti out of a ramen bowl

-He can regrow entire limbs in the span of a day.

-He occasionally sits out on the balcony and plays guitar until his neighbours tell him to shut up.

-Everyone is 99% sure he's autistic.