Thy God Of This Universe

**This page is only played for laughs; it is not meant to be taken seriously.**

 `**>REVISION 1**`

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**Mutant God**
**Threat Level: AP\*∞**
**Codename: The One We All Respect**
**Location: Omnipresent**
**Documented by One Of My Followers**

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## Description & Biology

***Hello there scavenger, you seem to wonder what is this, do not be afraid for I will explain to you what you need to know, for as I am your god, all others are wrong except for mine, all my followers will be saved and all of you who make fun of me for my appearance shall be punished.***

## ~~Behaviour~~ Edit Log

What? What is this page that suddenly exists now?

***Ah hello there scavenger you appear to be confused over me, do not worry for I am thy god of this universe, you may think wrong of me by my picture but I'm actually one of the strongest beings in this universe, I am good and in no way a threat, I am acctually protecting this universe from all evil.***

Wait so you like fight evil?

***Well yes, there was like this rat guy that if im right was like a god or the devil and something along those lines, i just remember that one day he stopped appearing, almost as if the universe itself deleted them out of reality...***

Wait now i gotta question, are you like the blibical God?

***No, i dont even know this blibical God guy you are talkling about.***

Wait I just noticed the image on the Description and Biology area, are you a Slug Shroom variation?

***No, in fact in the opposite of my mortal enemy who is nicknamed Slug Shroom, we are destined to battle to the death once HE turns 250000 years old we shall battle to the death, all of my followers and nonfollowers will be forced to watch the full battle.***

Ok, but who is "HE"?

***When I say HE, I mean the Slug Shrooms as a whole, they are way more than they appear, they come from an elder god's prophecy that he would reincarnate as a species of half mushroom half-slug beings that will eventually destroy universes.***

Wait so you are just like living alone?

***Well, I had a friend, until onde day they dissapearred, I looked for them in the whole galaxy but didnt find them anywhere, so im kinda lonely...***

Oh, im also kinda lonely, so do you want to be friends so we are less alone?

***Sure man! Also now that we are friends do you want to like live with me and we like play games?***

Sure, afterall i kinda hate living here at earth, before i go could you like give a space suit with infine oxygen so i dont die?

***Alright, let me teleport you now.***

 `**>REVISION 2**`

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**Mutant Awesome**
**Threat Level: None**
**Codename: The Gamer Of This Universe**
**Location: Somewhere in Space**
**Documented by Me**

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## What do i put here? (I forgot)

***To anyone seeing this and wondering, "Why did this page change?", the reason is because, like me this page had to change because i felt like it, to anyone who liked to know what happened, here is a small update, after some time i spent with my friend, i realised that i didnt really need to do this god stuff that my dad always wanted me to do, now im having a fun carrer as a gamer and i also have a uratube channel now that you can check out in the following link, --> uratube.com/c/TheGamerOfThisUniverse <--***

***Me and my homie play together in that channel and thats about it and we also stream on Spin.tv, my channels and other socials can be found in my uratube channel, take care!***