British Anti Terrorist Tactical Yeomen

## The Formation

The British Anti Terrorist Tactical Yeomen (BATTY for short) is an organisation bent on ending all forms of terrorism in any way possible. The group was founded in 2002 by Jimmy Scunthorpe, Deborah Sinclair, George Lesser, Darius Crocker, Paige Gwendy, Simon Finter and Elizabeth "Busy" Lyndhurst after a terrorist organisation, TACA, had one of their members (Clyde) captured during an operation to steal the biggest Christmas Tree in America (Enid, Oklahoma). George and Darius were Prison guards where Clyde was incarcerated. The other five were witnesses to the carnage of Clyde's bid for freedom. Clyde's cell was blown open by TACA and injured some passers by (including Deborah).

## British Anti Terrorist Tactical Yeomen

### Other Names

BATTY
Terrorist's Thorns

The BATTYmen

The Lazarus people

### Mission Statement

To eliminate terrorism (only using lethal force as a final option)

## Important Figures

### Other Important People

Elizabeth "Busy" Lyndhurst
George Lesser

Darius Crocker

Simon Finter

Deborah Sinclair

### Affiliation

Letak Lemons
The Black and Pink Legs Mafia

TACA

Thornton Stationery Company

Vlad Petrov

Mr. Official's Drug Empire

## Appearance

### Debut

2001

Jimmy began to chase down Clyde and the afore mentioned 7 joined in the chase (including the injured Deborah). Clyde later escaped on horseback. Jimmy admired the passion and courage of the other 6 and decided that they should team up. George and Darius left their jobs to join the gang and they later moved in together in Tennessee. Jimmy "borrowed" a Lemoncopter with the help from his cousin (Jasper Scunthorpe) from Letak Lemons so the group could repaint it and give it a new mission.

## The Big move and Saving Jasper

The group later established other HQs and came up with a name after Busy mentioned that her family used to be Yeomen so this lead to the British Anti Terrorist Tactical Yeomen. The group could never agree if they should be an American group (since three of their members were from America) or a British group but they eventually decided to move to Birmingham in England. During the move, they were assisted by The Boys in Blue (Jasper was a part of this group) and the Thornton Stationery Company - Birmingham Branch since they had been having trouble with acts of terror from former Marshall Stationery Industries employees. It had gotten so bad that Elvis Marshall had agreed to give all information he could about the group, but, BATTY managed to locate and put a stop to all actions the employees were performing. The police arrested them later that day.

In 2002, BATTY discovered that Jasper Scunthorpe had been kidnapped and placed in Innarsuit, Greenland. Jimmy, Busy and Deborah piloted the Lemoncopter to rescue him before he almost froze to death. It was later revealed that the kidnapping had been done in a fit of rage by Jebidiah Thornton, who had ordered his Thorntoniers to kidnap Jasper after he had rescued Nicholas Von Igoreviche.

## BATTY Vs. Vlad

In 2003, a man known as Otto Schneider began promoting false propaganda that Hitler was still alive and in fact living in Argentina. Quite a number of people visited Argentina including BATTY (The visitors included Deborah, Darius, George and Paige) and Vlad Petrov. During one of Otto's speeches in a theatre within Buenos Aires, a man dressed as Hitler ran onto the stage and gave a speech in German. A horde of people charged on stage (including BATTY and Vlad) and almost trampled the Hitler impersonator to death. Later, BATTY took LSD that had been given to them by Vlad and started to suspect that a dragon had taken control of Buenos Aires and attempted to kill it. This dragon turned out to be Vlad Petrov's horse and was almost killed by BATTY. This sparked a long running vendetta between the Petrov's and BATTY.

In 2004, Vlad Petrov tamed a group of owls to shit on the Headquarters of BATTY. The shit was discovered to have traces of uranium contained and Vlad revealed to Chris Butter (who told Jasper, who told BATTY) that he had accidentally been feeding them strange chemicals since he didn't know what owls ate.

In 2005, Paige disappeared and she has never been seen since. BATTY assumed that Vlad kidnapped her though Vlad has said nothing on the case.

In 2007, the group met Mr. Official. Mr. Official was a strange man, who gave strange stories about his past. Jimmy and Busy were unsure to trust Mr. Official but they did after he revealed to them that he was being targeted by a group of terrorists from his past called "The Severed Claw". BATTY met with The Severed Claw who revealed that they were just paid hit-men working for a mysterious "Man in an Iron Mask". The leader of the hit-men (Sarah Hairy) realised that the man was Vlad Petrov and (after the other hit-men ran off) Vlad jumped from the rafters of the warehouse wearing an iron mask. Sarah managed to calm the rising tension in the room and told everyone to go and cool off.

## Mr. Official Takes Over

In 2009, Mr. Official became the leader of BATTY much to the annoyance of Jimmy. Jimmy left the group for a while to work on himself and met with his cousin, Jasper Scunthorpe. After talking with Jasper and his wife (Ingrid) Jimmy returned to BATTY only to discover that it was now promoting drugs and propaganda. Jimmy threw up and went to look for help. He discovered that everyone had stayed since Mr. Official was threatening all of their families but Busy had fled shortly after Jimmy had. Jimmy met up with Busy and they agreed that they needed to save their friends. Jasper and his mates (who would later become The Boys In Blue) also assisted the daring duo on their quest. After discovering Mr. Official was going to meet a ship in Liverpool, the gang organised an interception to finally put a stop to these wrongdoings.

When the gang arrived, they discovered that Mr. Official had actually been doing this to impress his father. After a tearful reunion with his father, Jasper walked out to try and appease the situation. Mr. Official I shot Jasper due to the fact that he was proud of his son and didn't want the moment to be ruined. DeSaad and Wilfred went to help their friend whilst Jimmy tried to call off the attack. He and Busy explained to Mr. Official I that Mr. Official II was forcing the other members to do this. Mr. Official I gasped but stopped himself since he realised that he was a drug dealer and didn't have any morals. A brawl ensued with Alfred Lennie actually biting Mr. Official II's bum. The fight was ended after the Liverpudlian coastguards arrived and told everyone to leave since it was 1:00 AM.

Mr. Official II realised that he had become just like his father, not to impress himself, but to impress his dad and for what? Mr. Official II convinced his dad to leave and that he could resolve the situation on his own. Mr. Official (II) agreed that he had been idiotic and hadn't been thinking about others. Mr. Official left the group and vowed to never return to Liverpool.

## The 2010's

In 2010, the group had fully gotten back to their mojo and had taken down a small group of terrorists called "Barry's Boys". This was a group of men all named Barry for an unknown reason. The group was led by Barry Black who had accidentally swapped a bomb for a whoopee cushion. It is unclear how Barry made this mistake but it cost his "Boys" a prison sentence.

After the events of 2nd May 2011, Osama Bin Laden was located and eliminated by Seal Team Six (DEVGRU). The group partied and celebrated over the death of him.

In the same year, BATTY had a run in with a former Thornton Assassin who realised that he didn't actually want to be an assassin so had come to BATTY for help (the bomb around his neck might have also convinced BATTY to help him). BATTY gave him protection from other assassins that might come after him. The assassin was mostly fine as he had picked a perfect time to leave as all of the other assassins were on a manhunt searching for Nicholas Von Igoreviche.