List of songs

This page covers all of the songs and cover songs made for *The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3*.

## SMB III mini opening

"**SMB III mini opening**" is the opening narration played before each episode of *The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3*. It was composed by Andy Heyward and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

It is a legend no one will forget

Everyone thought King Koopa had left the Mushroom Kingdom

And then his Doom Ship attacked, King Koopa was back with the biggest danger ever known

His Koopa Kids!

Using their new superpowers the Super Mario Brothers rescued Princess Toadstool and beat back the evil Koopa family.

## Ninja man

"**Ninja man**" was featured in "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

You're a head-banded

Sweat-banded

Underhanded ninja man!

A tough talking

Fast walking

Koopa stalking ninja man!

A double quick, hard to lick lunatic

Ninja man we're gonna get you yet!

You're a head-banded

Sweat-banded

Underhanded ninja man!

A tough talking

Fast walking

Ninja man!

## Do the frog

"**Do the frog**" was featured in "Reptiles in the Rose Garden." It was composed by Evan Roberts and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

Do the frog! (ribbit, ribbit)

Croak croak croak! (croak, croak, croak)

Do the frog! (ribbit, ribbit)

It's no joke! (croak, croak, croak)

When you think you're gonna sink (do the frog)

It's more easy than you think (do the frog)

You will look so green and slimy

And you've never been so grimy!

Do the frog! (ribbit, ribbit)

Croak croak croak! (croak, croak, croak)

Do the frog! (ribbit, ribbit)

It's no joke! (It ain't no joke!)

Do the frog!

Do the frog! (ribbit, ribbit)

Croak croak croak! (croak, croak, croak)

Do the frog! (ribbit, ribbit)

It's no joke

## Wipe Out

"**Wipe Out**" was featured in Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario. It was originally performed by Surfaris.

## Slippin' and Slidin'

"**Slippin' and Slidin'**" was featured in "The Beauty of Kootie" and the Italian version of "Recycled Koopa." It was originally performed by Little Richard.

### Lyrics

Slippin' and slidin', peepin' and a-hidin'

Been told along time ago

Slippin' and slidin', peepin' and a-hidin'

Been told along time ago

I been told, baby you been bold

I won't be your fool no more

Oh Melinda, she's a solid sender

You know you better surrender

Oh Melinda, she's a solid sinner

You know you'd better surrender

Slippin' and slidin' peepin' and a-hidin'

I won't be your fool no more

Slippin' and slidin' peepin' and a-hidin'

I won't be your fool no more

## Great Balls of Fire

"**Great Balls of Fire**" was featured in "Princess Toadstool for President." It was originally performed by Jerry Lee Lewis.

### Lyrics

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain

Too much love drives a man insane

You broke my will, but what a thrill

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire

I laughed at love 'cause I thought it was funny

You came along and moved me honey

I've changed my mind, this love is fine

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire

Kiss me baby

Hooo feels good

Hold me baby (Yes!)

You let me love you like a lover should

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire

## Sizzle

"**Sizzle**" is featured in "Never Koop a Koopa" and "Misadventures in Babysitting." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

Here's a lowdown on how to be hot!

Gimmie an ear and you'll hear a lot!

Get down and dirty, use your brain

To flush the enemy down the drain!

You gotta sizzle, dude!

If you're gonna learn how to keep cookin', dude

Without gettin' burned! (Yes!)

Every dude's gotta understand

A brother in the bush is worth two in the hand

A way to put 'em in their place

Is to double cross 'em

Face to face!

You gotta sizzle, dude!

Sizzle without gettin' burned!

## Girls Just Want to Have Fun

"**Girls Just Want to Have Fun**" is featured in "Reign Storm." It was originally performed by Cyndi Lauper.

### Lyrics

(Section 1)

The phone rings in the middle of the night

My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?"

Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one

But girls, they wanna have fun

Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

Oh girls, they wanna have fun

(Section 2)

Oh girls just want to have fun

Just wanna have fun, girls

Just wanna have fun, girls

Just wanna have fun, girls

Just wanna have fun, girls

Just wanna have fun

## Baby Face

"**Baby Face**" is featured in "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel." It is an altered version of the original song originally performed by Jan Garber.

### Lyrics

Baby chase

Why have you sent us on this baby chase

We're searchin' everywhere around the place

Baby chase

Wonder where he's hidin'

We know we've got to find him!

Baby chase

How could he disappear and leave without a trace!

But now we're on the track

We're gonna get him back

And end this baby chase!

Baby chase

How could he disappear and leave without a trace?

But now we're on the track

We're gonna get him back

And end this baby chase!

## Gonna stomp my name on the walk of fame

"**Gonna stomp my name on the walk of fame**" is featured in "Dadzilla." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

I'm gonna stomp my name on the Walk of Fame

Wail on my guitar!

I'm gonna stomp my name on the Walk of Fame

I'm gonna be a star!

I have what it takes (Yeah!)

With the right breaks

I'll stomp my name

On the Walk of Fame! (Yeah!)

Rock n' roll'n famous teen

Covered on every magazine

I can see my name in lights

Hollywood's gonna treat me right

Wa, wa, Koopa koop

## Burn, baby, burn

"**Burn, baby, burn**" is featured in "Tag Team Trouble" and the Italian version of "Crimes R Us." It was composed by Evan Roberts and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

Stop, baby, stop

Turn, baby, turn

Keep on pumpin' iron

Burn baby burn!

When there's no pain

You know that that is no gain

So burn, baby, baby

Burn, baby, burn!

Build it up, oh yeah!

Trim it down (down, down!)

Be the coolest dude around

Take what's weak (Yes!)

Make it strong (**REAL STRONG!**)

Get in shape

It won't be long!

Stop, baby, stop

Turn, baby, turn

Keep on pumpin' iron

Burn baby burn!

When there's no pain

You know that that is no gain

So burn, baby, baby

Burn, baby, burn!

Burn, baby, baby

Burn, baby, burn!

## Double crossing

"**Double crossing**" is featured in "Oh, Brother!" and "Crimes R Us." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

Double crossing, double trouble

Down and dirty, on the double!

Twice as crooked, twice as shifty

Two times swindling, twice as nifty!

Lie, cheat and steal

It's an underhanded trait

But once you get the upper hand

Dude you got it made!

Double crossing, double trouble

Down and dirty, on the double!

Twice as crooked, twice as shifty

Two times swindling, twice as nifty

Double crossing!

## Brotherly love

"**Brotherly love**" is featured in "Oh, Brother!" It was composed by Evan Roberts and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

I say yes, you say no

I like rain, you like snow

It's one of the wonders life's made of

Some folks call it brotherly love!

I feel happy, you feel sad

I stay cool when you get mad

It's one of the wonders life's made of

Some folks call it brotherly love!

We call it brotherly love!

## Super plumber

"**Super plumber**" is featured in "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

Run down, look what we're doin' seventy five

Freeze it with the rapid strive to survive

Burn it to be rescued from an enemy attack

Danger's right ahead of us so don't look back!

Chill out, keep your cool

Super Plumber is nobody's fool

Chill out, when the going gets tough

Super Plumber knows his stuff

Whatever lies ahead, we’ll get through it

If anybody can, Super Plumber can!

Chill out, keep your cool (yeah)

Super Plumber is nobody's fool

Chill out, when the going gets tough

Super Plumber knows his stuff

Chill out, just keep your cool

'Cause Super Plumber knows his stuff

## I'ma hurricane

"**I'ma hurricane**" is featured in "A Toadally Magical Adventure" and "7 Continents for 7 Koopas." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

Eye of the storm, headin' our way

Like it or not, I need it to stay

Thunder it down, like fire and ice

Watch where you walk, 'cause lightning strikes twice!

I'm a hurricane!

I'm a hurricane! (Yes!)

Nothin' can stop me, I conquer with force

Hittin' my target, and stayin' on course

Coming on strong, gatherin' speed

I do what I want, to get what I need

I'm a hurricane!

I'm a hurricane! (Yes!)

Nothin' can stop me, I conquer with force

Hittin' my target, and stayin' on course

Coming on strong, gatherin' speed

I do what I want, to get what I need

I'm a hurricane!

I'm a hurricane!

## Do The Koopa

"**Do The Koopa**" is featured in "Do the Koopa."

### Lyrics

Do the Koopa, rip the hoopa

Do a loop de loopa or you'll be a party poopa
!

Everybody do the Koopa

Everybody shout and pout

Everybody do the Koopa

Everybody shake your snout!

Everybody do the Koopa

Everybody shake your scales

Everybody do the Koopa

Everybody whack your tail!

Do the Koopa, rip the hoopa

Do a loop de loopa or you'll be a party poopa!

Everybody do the Koopa

Once you start you can't stop

Now, everybody do the Koopa

Bop, hop, flop, and slop

And rock that ? until you drop, drop, drop!

Do the Koopa, rip the hoopa

Do the Koopa!

## Blame It on the Rain

"**Blame It on the Rain**" is featured in "Kootie Pie Rocks." It was originally performed by Milli Vanilli.

### Lyrics

Blame it on the rain (yeah yeah)

Blame it on the stars (woo)

You said you didn't need her...

You told her good-bye (good-bye)...

You sacrificed a good love...

To satisfy your pride...

Now you wished that you should had her (had her).

And you feel like such a fool...

You let her walk away...

## Girl You Know It's True

"**Girl You Know It's True**" is featured in "Kootie Pie Rocks." It was originally performed by Milli Vanilli.

### Lyrics

I'm in love girl

I'm in so love girl

I'm just in love girl

And this is true

Girl, you know it's true

Ooh, ooh, ooh I love you

Yes, you know it's true

## In my frog suit

"**In my frog suit**" is featured in "Mush-Rumors." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

I have a passion for the latest fashion

I dress the part wherever I may be

When I'm underwater, I wear what I ought'er

To wipe out the enemy!

In my frog suit, I can dive down deep

In my frog suit, I can lunge and leap

Hour by hour, a tower of power

Whenever I'm bein' a frog!

In my frog suit, I can dive down deep

In my frog suit, I can lunge and leap

Hour by hour, a tower of power

Whenever I'm bein' a frog!

I am able to win when I have a plan (Have a plan)

I swim like a frog, but I think like a man!

In my frog suit, I can dive down deep

In my frog suit, I can lunge and leap

Hour by hour, a tower of power

Whenever I'm bein' a frog! (Yes!)

## Never kiss a mermaid

"**Never kiss a mermaid**" is featured in "The Ugly Mermaid." It was composed by Evan Roberts and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

I'll tell you a tale, listen if you wish

It's about a lady who was partly fish

She met a plumber who flipped her fins

And that's precisely how our story begins

Never kiss a mermaid, 'cause if you do

The mermaid's gonna wanna marry you

Hey now, listen up here

The mermaid only wanted to spend her life

Livin' underwater as a plumber's wife

The plumber swam away from the deep blue sea

Saying: "being with a mermaid isn't right for me!"

Never kiss a mermaid, 'cause if you do

The mermaid's gonna wanna marry you

Never kiss a mermaid, 'cause if you do

The mermaid's gonna wanna marry you

## It's a dog's life

"**It's a dog's life**" is featured in "Life's Ruff." It was composed by Evan Roberts and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

It's a dog's life

And man, it's rough

It's a dog's life

I think I've had enough

Oh, my hands, have turned into feet

I feel pretty weird walking down the street!

It's a dog's life

And man, it's rough

It's a dog's life

Ruff, ruff, ruff!

I'd much rather talk than growl

And I'd much rather yell than howl

Bein' a bow-wow is hard to face

I want to be part of the human race!

It's a dog's life

And man, it's rough

It's a dog's life

I think I've had enough

Oh, my hands, have turned into feet

I feel pretty weird walking down the street

It's a dog's life

Ruff, ruff, ruff!

It's a dog's life!

## What goes up

"**What goes up**" is featured in "Up, Up, and a Koopa." It was composed by Evan Roberts and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

Up in the air, lost in the sky

Streaking through space, flying so high

Caught by the wind, tumbling around

What goes up may never come down!

Up in the air, lost in the sky

Streaking through space, flying so high

Caught by the wind, tumbling around

What goes up may never come down!

## When Koopas paint the town

"**When Koopas paint the town**" is featured in "True Colors." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

Zoomin' down town, down, down, down

To change the town, town, town, town

Half will be red, half will be blue

Brother against brother, divided in two

When the Koopas paint the town!

Yes (Hey, Salvador Dali)

The fate of your kingdom

Will be up against the wall! (wall! Wall!)

When folks of different colors can't get along at all! (yeah)

What's the matter with you?

We're Koopas! (yeah)

Hey Botticelli, hand me a paintbrush!

Give us room

Room, room, room

To bring doom

Doom, doom, doom

Right from the start, up 'til the end

Neighbor fighting neighbor, friend against friend

When the Koopas (Koopas)

Paint the town!

When the Koopas paint the town!

## Stench City

"**Stench City**" is featured in "Recycled Koopa." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

We're pilin' up garbage in a great big heap

Stink City, USA!

It smells so awful it can make me weep

Stink City, USA!

Dumpin' down from heaven above

It's just an expression of Koopa love

Stink City, USA!

Stink City, USA!

We're gonna spread slime over everyone

Stink City, USA!

Never remembered having so much fun

Stink City, USA!

Meeting the enemy face to face

Spillin' our garbage on the human race

Stink City, USA!

Stink City, USA!

Stink City, USA!

Stink City, U-S-A!

## Speedy Gondola

"**Speedy Gondola**" is featured in "The Venice Menace." It was composed by Evan Roberts, Joellyn Cooperman, and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

This could be the ride of our lives

Wonder if we can survive

Koopa's comin' faster, we're headed for disaster

Let's get it undertow at a time!

Speedy gondola, they're on our tail

The Doom Sub's getting closer, and looks about the size of a whale!

Venice will never be the same

Canals go down the drain!

Speedy gondola, they're on our tail

The Doom Sub's getting closer, and it looks about the size of a whale!

## My Karoobi

"**My Karoobi**" is featured in "Super Koopa." It was composed by Evan Roberts and Michael Tavera.

### Lyrics

It can stomp, it can stalk, it can do more than walk

My Karoobi

It can dought, it can dash, it can move in a flash

My Karoobi

Hey watch out, 'cause here I come!

It can zip, it can zap, it can follow a map

My rootin' tootin' Ka-ra-roobi, yeah!

I got a shoe with power to spare

My Karoobi takes me everywhere

It's magical, it fits all sizes

In a pinch it improvises

Hey, look at me!

It can stomp, it can soar, it can do a hundred and more

My Karoobi

It can rip, it can race, it can keep up the pace

My rootin' tootin' Ka-ra-roobi, yeah!