Issue 9

## **Guide**

### **PUFFLE ROUND-UP!**

Hundreds of puffles are appearing near the Club Penguin snow forts. In fact, there are more puffles than we can catch on our own and we need you to help us round them up! Go to the "Puffles" sign near the snow forts.

**PUFFLE ROUNDUP TIP #1:** Speed in catching puffles is very important. Sometimes you'll earn more coins if you let a few puffles get away than if you try to catch all of them.

**PUFFLE ROUNDUP TIP #2:** Try catching the green and black ones first. Once you have them, the others might be easier.

## Events

### **CHRISTMAS PARTY!**

#### **December 22-25**

Club Penguin is having a Christmas party, and everyone's invited!

From Thrusday, Dec. 22nd until Sunday Dec. 25th, we'll be having the biggest party in Club Penguin history! With special Christmas decorations, music, and secrets, you won't want to miss it! Oh yeah, and we can't forget the Christmas presents for everyone.

## Featured Igloo

### **FEATURED IGLOO**

This is a new section of the newspaper where we feature the igloo of one of the members of Club Penguin.

If you have a well-decorated igloo that you want everyone to know about, click the button below to nominate them.

The winner will have their igloo featured in the newspaper and will earn 5000 penguin coins!

## Jokes & Stuff (sent to us by you!)

### **ANOTHER JOKE!!!**

Knock knock
Who's there?
Short-term memory loss
Short-term memory loss who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Short-term memory loss
Short-term memory loss who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Short-term memory loss
Short-term memory loss who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Short-term memory loss...

- from Screenhog

Q:How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks

- from Karina14

A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm and says "Do you sell fish cakes?" and the waiter says "No" and the man says "That's a shame, because its his birthday today."

- from Jemma

Q: Why did the bannana put suntan on?
A: So he wouldnt peel.

- from the icsta

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the movies?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

- from Rowdy Rob

Q. What do you get when you cross a poodle and a rooster?
A. A cockapoodledo

- from Florida Girl

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. Because it was on the penguin's foot.

- from 1trey2trey

Q: Why can't Cinderella play football?
A: Because her coach is a pumpkin!

- from snowy3000

### **RIDDLES**

Answer on Comics Page

1. What is greater than God. More evil than the devil. The poor have it. The rich need it. And if you eat it youll die?

- submitted by littledude and YoursTruly

2. What word starts with E and ends with E and only has 1 letter in it???

- submitted by Totally Amy

## Poetry (sent to us by you!)

### **MORE POETRY!!!**

penguin dancing fast
waving it arms about fast
now do the disco FAST

- from Bizz

Day by day we waddle,
Day by day we play
And there is not a happier time
Than when it is penguin Christmas day.

There's penguins singing carols
And penguin angels top our trees
Penguins play with presents
And we're all filled with glee.

We make penguin angels in snow
We dance around and have fun
For when it comes to penguin holidays
Christmas is number one!!!

- from Bubblefizz

i am a penguin happy and proud
even though i might be a little loud
i still love being a penguin you can see
its the best animal to be
we are lovable and beautiful
and you never heart anyone not even a gull
even though i might be a little loud
i am a penguin and proud

- from bella cuttie

Coolest place to hang out
Love to chat!
Underneath the snow
Brr!
Pretty decorations
Even better penguins
Nobody is excluded!
Great job, rocketsnail!
Up the ski lift!
Icicles everywhere!
No problem!

- from Darkfairy

I like fish, fish is yummy
Eat some fish, then rub my tummy
Once again, fish is good
When I eat fish, its a happy mood!

- by bob rob tom

The penguins are swimming along the sea,
All are happy as you can see,
All swimming so fast,
And having a blast,
Surrounded with friends by the dozen,
They pop out the water so sudden,
They will be joyful all day,
As long as they can laugh and play!

- from Shortcake7

I am the king of the bunny hill.
Win, I can, and lose, you will.
You would see, and they would fill,
My shelves of trophies from the ski hill.

- from Sweetart 17

## Secrets

### **SECRETS**

Club Penguin has lots of fun secrets to discover, and we've recieved literally hundreds of e-mails asking what some of those secrets are. So, we've started a Secrets section to tell you about some of the secrets in Club Penguin!

#### **Secret of the week: Hidden Emotes**

**Step 1:** Press Enter.
**Step 2:** Type the letter E, then type the letter P
**Step 3:** A puffle will appear in your speech bubble!

You can try this trick with other letters and numbers too. Try typing E + M to put a coin your speech bubble, or type E + 1 to make a happy face!

## We Need You!!!

Do you have a knack for writing? Are you a good reporter? Poet? Joke teller?

We are looking for articles for the Daily Penguin. If you have an **original** joke, poem, or comic strip for the newspaper, please send it to us by clicking one of the categories below.

#### **Click your category to submit an article:**

- Jokes & Riddles
- Poetry
- Comic Strips

#### **Comic Strips**

To send a comic strip to us:

1. Draw it on computer, or scanned in one that you drew on paper.
2. Save it as a .jpeg or .gif, and if you can, make the size 600 x 400 (you might need your parent's help with that).
3. Click the "SEND A COMIC" button below.
4. Attach the comic to the e-mail that appears.

If your comic strip isn't chosen, we're sorry. We get lots of comics, and can't use all of them.

**Important:** Remember to put your penguin name at the bottom of the e-mail you send. If you don't, it will not be used. Keep your submissions as short as possible so we can fit lots in.

Keep in mind that articles will be carefully screened by the editor before they are accepted. Only a few original articles will be accepted for each issue. Good luck!