Which Punch Out!!! Boxer is the Biggest Cheater?/Infractions

This page will cover both videos.

## Series-wide Infractions

Weight classes appear to be entirely ignored in the WVBA. Even Little Mac and Glass Joe are in entirely separate weight classes, despite being only three pounds apart, and would therefore be disallowed from fighting professionally. The only other boxer Little Mac would be allowed to compete with is Hoy Quarlow.

## Punch-Out!!

### Little Mac

1. Little Mac is only 17 years old, and therefore does not meet the minimum age requirement for professional level boxing.
2. Shirts are illegal in World Circuit fights.

### Lighting Manager

1. During Super Macho Man's Title Defense match, they refuse to shine the light on him. This falls under discrimination.

### Glass Joe

1. In his Title Defense match, Glass Joe wears a set of cushioned headgear, per his doctor's orders.
2. "Being French" is listed as an infraction on his post-analysis report card.

### Von Kaiser

1. Rather than wearing trunks, Von Kaiser wears long pants tucked into his boots.
2. He uses the side of his hand in one of his attacks.

### Disco Kid

1. In the corner, he wears a headset. While this does not appear to be the case, he could potentially be receiving outside advice.
2. In his Title Defense match, he wears a leotard. In professional boxing, you're required to have a distinct border at your waist, for the purpose of analyzing low blows.
3. "Not acknowledging the death of disco" is listed as an infraction on his post-analysis report card.

### King Hippo

1. King Hippo did not appear at the pre-fight weigh-in.
2. He likely does not have a US-sanctioned boxing license.
3. He also likely wrapped his own fists, something that needs to be inspected before the match at the weigh-in.
4. His crown counts as an illegal head covering.
5. In his Title Defense match, he has a manhole cover attached to his stomach with duct tape. This counts as body armor, and is thus illegal.
6. Body tape is not allowed in top-level matches.
7. King Hippo uses an ear clap attack in his squash attack.
8. He uses a second ear clap in his squash-and-slam attack.
9. He has three separate attacks where he strikes with the side of his hand.
10. As these are three separate moves, they will be listed separately.
11. It would appear most of his attacks are illegal.

### Piston Hondo

1. His headband counts as an illegal head covering.

### Bear Hugger

1. His overalls do not expose his knees.
2. His overalls also have no clear border between his upper and lower body.
3. His beard could act as a cushion for his jaw, and is therefore illegal.
4. In the corner, he drinks entire bottles of maple syrup. It is illegal to consume anything other than water in the corner.
5. Also in the corner, he's shown to fall asleep, showing he does not take the fight seriously.
6. In his Title Defense match, he has a head covering in the form of a beanie.
7. He uses said beanie to conceal a squirrel, which he uses as support during the match.
8. The bear hug attack he uses is an ear clap.
9. He uses the side of his hand in an attack.

### Great Tiger

1. Great Tiger wears full pants rather than boxing trunks, which fail to show his knees.
2. He leaves the ring at various points in the match and while in the corner.
3. While not *technically* against the rules, his magic tricks can be considered outside influence. Each will be specifically listed, starting with teleportation.
4. He floats in the corner.
5. He uses a clone as a decoy in his Mirage Dance attack.
6. He uses a second clone in the back of his Mirage Dance attack.
7. His flying carpet is an outside object, brought with him into the corner.
8. He strikes with the side of his hand during his Mirage Dance.
9. He uses the side of his hand in another move.

### Don Flamenco

1. He wears a toupee during matches, which counts as a head covering.
2. He applies perfume while in the corner, an illegal substance for a variety of reasons; aerosol can disorient his opponent, the perfume can cause his gloves to slip off, and only adrenaline, avitene, and thrombine can be applied to the body.
3. He uses a back-handed slap when dodging a punch.
4. He also uses a side-hand attack.

### Aran Ryan

1. He brings his own gloves from home.
2. His gloves are not inspected by the referee before the match.
3. He wraps his own fists.
4. His fist-wrapping is not inspected before the match.
5. He brings loaded gloves into his matches, having inserted horseshoes into them.
6. He *uses* said loaded gloves, with both counting as separate infractions.
7. Elbow jabs are an illegal technique.
8. Headbutts are an illegal technique.
9. Jumping from the ropes is an illegal technique.
10. During the match he allows Little Mac to land free hits, which could land under throwing the match.
11. He attempts to attack Little Mac before the bell rings.
12. In his attempt to attack Little Mac, he ends up throwing the referee.
13. In his Title Defense matches, he brings a flail consisting of an old glove and a piece of rope with him.
14. He *uses* said flail.
15. He *also* steals Little Mac's gloves from the Minor Circuit to use in his match.
16. The glove that composes the bulk of the weapon is old and worn, and is therefore illegal to bring into the ring.
17. The weapon counts as an foreign object.
18. When he drops down to the mat, he attempts to throw one last attack with his flail. When a fighter is going down, they can't attack.
19. He incites the crowd to throw objects into the ring while in the corner.
20. If he wins a match, he's shown to damage WVBA property by destroying a camera.

### Soda Popinski

1. Soda Popinski's titular soda is an illegal consumable substance.
2. As he drinks it in the middle of a match, he's bringing a foreign object into the ring.
3. While not intentional, his sloppy drinking habits causes soda to fall onto his chest, counting as an illegal applied substance.
4. The soda he drinks is specially formulated to massively enhance his strength. This obviously falls under doping.

### Bald Bull

1. In the corner, he applies a heated towel to his forehead. Only chilled towels are allowed.
2. Upon his winning a match in Title Defense, he attacks the referee.
3. After his corner rest, he throws a barbell into the crowd.

### Super Macho Man

1. The gold chain is an illegal accessory.
2. His earrings are illegal, as you're required to remove any piercings before a match.
3. His trunks have personal branding on them.
4. Between matches, he takes questions from reporters, violating rules on press distance from the ring.
5. He brings a personal electronic (a cell phone) into the ring with him.
6. He brings *yet another* foreign object into the ring, this time a pair of sunglasses.
7. There's a chance that he receives outside influence during the Triple Clothesline attack; upon striking his final pose, the flashes of every camera positioned behind him activate at once, blinding Little Mac.
8. He physically attacks the referee.
9. He uses the side of his hand in an attack.

### Mr. Sandman

Mr. Sandman does not have any infractions.

### Donkey Kong

1. Donkey Kong does not have a valid boxing license.
2. He also did not attend the pre-fight weigh-in.
3. His gloves and tie bear personal branding.
4. Each glove is a separate infraction.
5. His waist does not have any visual line separating his upper and lower body.
6. As he does not have any shorts on, they do not extend above his knees.
7. He does not wear regulation boxing boots.
8. His tie counts as an illegal accessory.
9. It is unknown if his fists are wrapped properly. As he did not get this checked, it is an infraction.
10. His overhead club attack uses the side of his fist.
11. It is also an overhead club attack, which is illegal.
12. He uses an ear clap attack.
13. Said clap uses the inside of his gloves.
14. He uses a jumping attack.
15. He uses a backhand attack.
16. He uses rapid attacks.
17. His taunting is illegal.
18. When he rolls, his knees make contact with the floor.
19. His roll also exposes his back to Little Mac.
20. He eats bananas while in the corner.

## Super Punch-Out!!

### Gabby Jay

1. At the age of 56 years, Gabby Jay is not allowed to fight professionally.

### Bob Charlie

1. His headband is an illegal head covering.
2. His hair is too long to be allowed in the ring.

### Dragon Chan

1. He jumps onto the ropes during the match.
2. Kicks are illegal attacks in boxing.
3. Jump attacks are illegal.
4. His pants reach below his knees.
5. His shoes are not regulation boxing boots.
6. His belt is an illegal accessory.

### Masked Muscle

1. His titular mask is a head covering.
2. His tights extend into his boots.
3. His tights do not denote his waist.
4. His boots are likely wrestling boots rather than boxing boots.
5. He wears kneepads during the fight.
6. He uses headbutts during the fight.
7. He sprays a blue *dokugiri* (poison mist) into your eyes during the fight for a blinding effect.
8. The dokugiri is an illegal substance brought into the ring.
9. He *uses* the dokugiri during the fight.
10. His coach *instructs him* to use the dokugiri.

### Aran Ryan (SNES)

This variant of Aran Ryan commits no infractions.

### Heike Kagero

1. His face paint could allow blows to slip off of him.
2. His hair is far too long to be safely allowed in the ring.
3. He uses his hair as an illegal weapon.
4. He utilizes an altered version of Great Tiger's Mirage Dance, enabling him to teleport around the ring.

### Mad Clown

1. His clown shoes are likely not boxing boots.
2. His overalls do not show his knees.
3. His overalls do not denote his waist.
4. Shirts are illegal in World Circuit fights.
5. The buckles on his overalls are illegal.
6. He has an illegal accessory in the form of his bow tie.
7. His clown nose is an illegal face covering.
8. His face paint, like Heike Kagero's, could allow punches to slip off.
9. He uses an ear clap attack.
10. He throws the opponent from a clench.
11. He uses the side of his hand in an attack.
12. Before he uses his ball throwing attack, he lands on his knee. If you take a knee, you are considered down.
13. He brings foreign objects with him into the ring, in the form of juggling balls.
14. He brings at least six into the ring with him.
15. As established already, each of these counts as its own infraction.
16. Another infraction for the balls.
17. Another infraction for the balls.
18. Another infraction for the balls.
19. On top of this, these were not inspected before the match.

### Narcis Prince

1. His vest is an illegal top covering.
2. He wears a second shirt beneath his vest.
3. His boxing shorts are skin-tight. They have to be loose.
4. Rather than boxing boots, he wears sneakers.

### Hoy Quarlow

1. At the age of 78, he would not be allowed to fight professionally.
2. His baggy shirt is an illegal top covering.
3. His pants are not regulation boxing shorts.
4. His slippers are not regulation boxing boots.
5. His facial hair is a safety hazard for him.
6. He brings a staff with him into the ring.
7. He *uses* said staff as a weapon.
8. He kicks during the match.
9. He uses an open-palm strike.
10. He uses a back-handed strike.

### Rick Bruiser

1. Both of the Bruisers likely do not have a boxing license, as their age and place of origin are unknown.
2. They both use illegal elbow strikes.
3. Rick in particular uses a jumping elbow strike.
4. His earrings are illegal, as all piercings must be removed before the match.

### Nick Bruiser

1. Both of the Bruisers likely do not have a boxing license, as their age and place of origin are unknown.
2. They both use illegal elbow strikes.