Porpentina (School Series)

**Ms. Porpentina Loveall** is a ghost of a history teacher hated by everyone she taught. She died and became a ghost near the beginning of the new school term in 2022. She is the most recent person to become a ghost in Dominowojo's School Series.

## Personality

Porpentina is unlikeable; in fact, no-one had ever liked her. Everyone found her annoying for being so horrible, especially to students. She never had any special connections with them, only emotions of anger and frustration towards her for how cruel and unfair she was. Porpentina never cared for anyone else's happiness, only her's, making her narcissism turn into someone very vile, to the point where she enjoyed being a pain and would give her students week-long detentions for the most minor of things. Above all, the worse part about her was that she taught at her school for a really long time so generations of people disliked her and reminisce on her bitterly. Porpentina had a certain smugness around her, making her even more detestable, like when she'd hum a happy tune to herself when sending a student to the head teacher and also pretend-sweetly asking how detention was after meeting a pupil she sent there for chewing gum, knowing very well that the pupil missed all their favourite lessons while there for the whole day.

## Appearance

Porpentina like to wear a fluffy velvet coat and large shoddy jewellery. She also wore very high heels to pretend to look taller than she really is. She has rosy cheeks from makeup.

Porpentina is wrinkly and has dirty blonde curly hair. She has a small stature and bony fingers.

## Life

Though students have joked that their teacher Miss Loveall is eight-billion years old, she was actually born in the 1950s. Porpentina was a nuisance ever since she became a toddler, throwing tantrums on purpose to gain to her own benefit, but causing frustration to others, like her parents. She disliked having other children her age around her as she thought they were repulsive and less worthy of respect than her.

Porpentina didn't even go to school in her life - she was homeschooled because she believed public schools were filthy and she didn't want to mix with scum (other children). The only time she received education outside the comfort of her home was when she applied for a university course in history. That was her favourite subject, because the cruel dictators of history inspired her - she saw them as people who achieved their ambitions and became successful.

After completing her university course Porpentina applied for a job in a school, since after she graduated a sudden rush of big-headedness rushed to her. She had an idea that she will attempt to de-stupidify the stupid; children themselves. Porpentina did manage to get the job because of her degree in history and because the head teacher who was hiring her was scared of her and dreaded to think what this twisted woman would do if he'd refuse to her.

Porpentina loved her job as history teacher - she actually did believe she was helping civilize children into less dumber creatures through her own horrid ideas of how to discipline and teach her students. This attitude gave her a very bad reputation between the children of the school. She revealed once directly that she saw children as lesser beings and that she was special in her childhood for not being like other poorly-educated kids and that her students are lucky to have such a special person pass on as much intelligence as they can comprehend onto them, little does she know this belief is what makes *her* stupid.

Sometime during the school term of September 2022 Porpentina died at the school and became a ghost. Nobody was exactly visibly glad that she was dead, but barely none of the students were visibly depressed either.

## Death

Upon her death, Porpentina discovered her ghostly ability: being able to scratch chalkboards with her nails. This was something that she also did when alive, when she wanted her students' attention, but very strangely as well, as a technique to keep her calm.

Porpentina admires Mr. Mean, the 19th Century head teacher ghost's love for punishing children, some of his ways of punishment she wishes she tried on her students herself. Mr. Mean is the closest ghost Porpentina could call a friend.

Porpentina enjoys messing with Kurt. She knows how much Kurt hates her, so she makes his afterlife hell for him on purpose, which means that she still treats him like a student and gives him detentions and even tries a few of Mr. Mean's punishments on him whenever he wrongs her.

## Relationships

### Kurt

Kurt loathes Porpentina just like every other of her other students did and must've been the unluckiest person in the world when she also became a ghost ans started to haunt the school with him. Although their is no need to anymore, Porpentina insists that Kurt refers to her as "Miss" or "Miss Loveall", though that doesn't stop him from calling her just by her surname behind her back or even ruder things.

## Notes

* Porpentina is an embodiment of all the worst things a teacher can be to a child.
* Her surname, Loveall, is a portmanteau of "Love all" which is completely false as she doesn't love many people at all, so it's seen as quite ironic that that's her surname which people refer to her with.