Happymeatfarms.com

**Happymeatfarms.com** is the official website of Happy Meat Farms and its subsidiaries. Stylized using common business design and presenting itself as a legitimate informative online page of the company, it is dedicated to showing off the many charitable ventures of Happy Meat Farms, the all around well-meaning function they intend to serve and to debunking footage released to the public by anonymous sources, oftentimes ex-employees or activists, by discrediting them and taking them to court by ways of libel lawsuits before "dealing" with the organizers for the damage inflicted on their brand image themselves. One of their most recent target, a YouTube channel named "this place is not happy", has yet to be tracked down, but preliminary analysis by Happy Meat Farms has disseminated the videos posted by the channel owner, featuring animal and human genetics experiments, as faked and taken out of context.

Most of their other articles reiterate on their goal to be a humane, organic alternative for meat, raising animals like they were raised in nature. Despite their status as a megacorporation, they remain benign and wish to only further the cause of creating a better future, without an eye for profit.

Their extended employees-only portal reveal a dark agenda and science-based, ritualistic ways of achieving their vision of a New World Order. Research and Development is dedicated to genetic modification in its most advanced and horrifying state, hoping to maximize the amount of growth and thus meat production on their test subjects. Random testing on unsuspecting customers using these GMOs is still practiced, despite no known benefits besides recording the effects the meat has on humans, all of whom would develop some form of debilitating illness, typically a malignant form of cancer, in the coming months.

Human Resources meanwhile are in charge of transport and delivery of these products through the HR department, a massive facility housing an entity known to them as MOTHER. Meat from RnD is solely intended to be used as fodder for MOTHER, who will consume it preferably in a live state. They also harvest DNA samples for genome manipulation purposes from MOTHER.

There are certain passwords needed to access certain parts of the site, such as the employee portal, the Human Resources (HR) portal, the R&D portal, etc.

The list shown below is all the passwords known about so far:

**Employee Portal:** ZX159G

**R&D Portal:** CM042T

**HR Portal:** WF71A

**IT Portal:** WMpW7E

**Jared Private File:** "FOR JARED ONLY"

**Conspiracy Carl Archive:** MAYHEW

**Conspiracy Carl 4Jared:** DEUSEX

Took the liberty of adding new passwords found from the recent video. To access Jared's file, log into the IT portal then scroll all the way to the bottom. Once the password is entered, a hidden hyperlink can be found below the Mothers #1 Boy image, revealing Jared's actual file. For Carl, go to his website then add /archive to the end of the link in the searchbar. Doing so will ask for a password, provided above. After entering the password, the site will show you 3 videos.

I can't figure it out but I'm pretty sure there's morse code on the yellow balloon room door. -Noah

It doesn't look much like Morse - Cyber

A possible clue to the IT Department is on the page, if you go to the HR Department, there you can see the IT Department, and then you see something about a "unique ITID Code" and I think that possibly it has something to do with it.

No it doesn't, if you look at the other "Unique \_\_\_ Codes" its just the acronym for the name and ID like for Research and Development its RDID code for example

Jarad really meant that the password was for Jarad only. I also used Captions to make it more clear. - PlortNewGamer

Want to put it out here because i saw nobody talking about it but in hr even before it got activated if you took the photo above the acess IT departement button "the oen with jared head" and then make the colors and luminosity really high you can see "Jared Is Watching" writen, also 4 jared head are hidden trough the video and photo in hr. -Potassium\_K

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