Edd n Those Other Two Guys

**Edd n Those Other Two Guys: Behind the Screens** is an Ed, Edd n Eddy satire comic that portrays the characters as "real" actors.

The plot revolves around the actor playing Edd, named Samuel, who started tyrannizing his colleagues after his popularity with fans caused their director to worship and doubtlessly pick his side on every matter. Samuel gets involved with the show's production process, and the cast is forced to put up with his awkward episode suggestions and inappropriate behaviour overall.

The comics sometimes refer to changes actually made in Ed, Edd n Eddy, or explain in a typical satiric manner why some things are the way they are.

A promotional poster was uploaded at Deviantart on May 11, 2012, but the release of more artwork and the actual comics kept getting delayed, until 2020, when the reason for the delay was shared as well. The series was deemed not entertaining enough to continue; and only three of the comics that were storyboarded back in 2012 were released.

## Characters

### Ed

   *Real name: **Matt***

Out of all characters, Matt is the most frustrated with his current role in the series. He often begs Antonucci to give him a bigger part or a better script, to which Antonucci apparently agrees, until Samuel/Edd convinces him otherwise.

He has a relationship with Erin/Nazz and wishes to marry her, but claims he first needs to get a bigger, more secure part in the series for that to happen, even though he's already an official main character.

**Appearance**

Matt looks much like his character, but has two eyebrows, wears a white ironed blouse, blue trousers, and a belt. He usually has a serious expression on his face.

### Edd

*Real name: **Samuel***

Samuel is cocky, rude, obnoxious, unwashed, unshaven and oversexed. He is well aware that Antonucci believes the show rests on his shoulders, and takes full advantage of it. He especially likes to change his scripts, but no matter how inappropriate his suggestions are, they always get approved and added into the final product one way or another.

Samuel considers Tony/Eddy his rival and believes he's still too popular of a character. He often adds more sexual tension between their characters when changing the scripts with the intention to chase Tony/Eddy away or to get him fired for declining the part. This suggests that all the "sexual hints" in the series are Samuel's writing.

Besides that, subtle romances are also inacted by Samuel as to appeal to his fans more; specifically the large fanbase into (EddxEddy) slash.

**Appearance**

Samuel has long, blonde hair, but since he greases it up every morning and usually wears his red cap, not much is seen of that. He wears a large yellow shirt and black pants.

As Samuel has hair on every place imaginable, he has to shave for his character every morning.

### Eddy

    *Real name: **Tony***

Tony has the ill luck that Samuel/Edd likes to make his life miserable, moreso than anyone else's. He has been the continuous victim of the many dubious scenes written by him. Antonucci does not believe him when he reports his misbehaviour.

He isn't happy with his position in the show and wishes he was the "sex idol" instead of Samuel/Edd. The only reason he hasn't quit his job is because he's optimistic things will turn around, since he's still second place on the popularity board; even though it's mostly thanks to Samuel/Edd's writing.

Tony wants the attention of girls and his only goal in life seems to be getting himself a girlfriend. So far he's always been turned down, including his current crush, Jaud/Lee Kanker, who doesn't even give him the time of day.

**Appearance**

Tony has long, messy brown hair, wears large glasses, an orange shirt over a white shirt, and striped trousers.

### Danny Antonucci

Danny Antonucci is the real-life creator of Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Ever since his creation, Edd, became the most popular character in his show, he couldn't ignore the cries of his fans and swore to keep him at the top. Even if it's at the expense of his other employees.

Since Samuel/Edd nearly disagrees with all his ideas, whether they're actually good or not, there isn't much of Antonucci's work that stays untouched.

It's not sure if he honestly likes Samuel/Edd or is afraid of him, as they are capable of having actual conversations.

**Appearance**

Antonucci looks like the personally designed cartoon version of himself, but slightly altered. He wears a black shirt, green pants, has both arms tattooed, and sometimes wears a black cap.

### Kevin

*Real name: **Kathleen***

She's in love with Samuel/Edd and the only person who dares to look up to him, implying she's blind for his ways.

Because she sees Samuel/Edd as the star of the show, she wishes for his approval and often compliments him or tries to make him give her a compliment.

While Samuel/Edd is a womanizer, he says Kathleen disgusts him, making her the only girl he wants nothing to do with. This is most likely because he thinks she is a boy, just because of the role she's given in the show.

When Kathleen first came to audition, she was auditioning for the role of Edd.

**Appearance**

Kathleen has short brown/red hair with a pink ribbon, wears a white shirt hanging on her shoulders, and a red skirt. Even though she's optimistic, she usually looks unsure or upset.

### Rolf

*Real name: **Peter***

Peter has a very healthy and objective look on things and therefore loves to debate, but since the others are hardly interested in having heavy discussions during their breaks, he's usually stuck in a one-sided conversation with Ms. Barr/Marie Kanker.

She's considered to be one of the least enjoyable co-workers, but Peter is intrigued enough by her to let her finish her rambles. He mainly participates in these tiresome conversations to convince her that things aren't all that bad in life, since she strongly believes the opposite and lets everyone know.

Because Peter is so occupied with Barr/Marie Kanker, Samuel/Edd is not his concern and he is seldom targeted by the arrogant actor. He also doesn't mind his role as Rolf, since he is who he auditioned for and the character has stayed untouched throughout the years.

Unlike his character, Peter isn't foreign and has a low voice.

**Appearance**

Peter has two lip piercings, one in his right ear, wears a black jacket and blue trousers. His hair is blue and covers his right eye. Peter has a somewhat goth appearance, which doesn't match his personality much.

### Nazz

    *Real name: **Tabitha***

Tabitha is Erin/May's older sister and Matt/Ed's girlfriend.

When she and her sister both auditioned for the role of Nazz, Tabitha got chosen right away, while her sister was cast for May Kanker. This was only on Tabitha's demand, as Antonucci wanted to send her away.

While the sisters are similar in personality and capabilities, Erin/May was told she wasn't good enough for the part.

Tabitha is much like Nazz and was also the popular girl in school. She's used to getting what she wants, and unlike her sister, good luck always seems to find her.

**Appearance**

Tabitha looks alot like her character. She wears a simple white dress, identical to her sister's.

### Sarah

*Real name: **Janyse***

Janyse is Tony/Eddy's sister.

Because she's very young, her mother always stays by her side to comfort her whenever she's feeling nervous or gets hurt on set.

She doesn't trust most of the other actors, and her brother and Keenan/Jimmy are the only ones she dares to approach and sees as a friend. This makes her the hardest to work with.

**Appearance**

Janyse has short brown, messy hair, wears braces, a green shirt with a heart on it, and pink shorts.

### Jimmy

    *Real name: **Keenan***

Keenan is an experienced child actor. His parents pushed him into the business, even though he says he'd rather go outside and play soccer.

Together with Jaud/Lee Kanker, he is the only actor with experience.

Keenan looks and acts like a very average boy, unlike the character he portrays. Janyse/Sarah often hangs out with him off set, which he doesn't particularly like, as he thinks she's too clingy.

**Appearance**

Keenan has white-blonde spiky hair, wears a red shirt and blue pants.

### Jonny

    *Real name: **David Paul***

Just like Peter/Rolf, David Paul acts nothing like he looks. He is the most intelligent member of the cast, with an IQ of 200.

He followed many different studies and trainings in his short life, but surprisingly enough, acting wasn't one of them. When his acting career was offered to him, he had to accept, since he was having trouble finding a job, ironically.

He never wants to speak his mind about Samuel/Edd, so it's unknown what he thinks about the whole situation. His given solution to the problem is to stop giving him the attention he expects, but the others are always too bothered by Samuel/Edd to follow that advice.

The crew usually wants to call him "D.P." or "David" for short, but David Paul always insisted they call him by his full name. His friends are not an exception.

**Appearance**

David Paul wears a green hat, has bleached, half-long hair, wears a black sleeveless shirt and purple trousers. He apparently has an enormous tattoo on his back, but nobody knows what it's supposed to be.

### Lee Kanker

    *Real name: **Jaud***

Jaud is considered the most beautiful and talented actress by everyone, even though she plays the role of the butch Lee Kanker. She is the only girl on set who Samuel/Edd tries to pull serious moves on, though it's guessed that's just to irritate Tony/Eddy, who has a crush on her. She is convinced of this as well and almost never says anything to him.

As she finds her work important, she isn't into socializing. Having that said, little is known about her.

**Appearance**

Jaud has a large amount of red hair in a ponytail, big hoop earrings, and wears a small yellow top and green shorts. She doesn't have freckles, unlike her character.

### Marie Kanker

    *Real name: **Ms. Barr***

Ms. Barr is extremely religious and a born pessimist. Next to Samuel/Edd, the others find her the least appealing to talk to. Even so, she and Peter/Rolf are always seen hanging out together.

Barr's thoughts are usually all over the place, and she's more into sharing her "knowledge" than having an actual conversation. This means that most of what she says is completely irrelevant to the current subject or the situation.

As Barr is very different from her character, Marie Kanker, this makes her one of the most talented actors in the cast. Why she auditioned is unknown.

Peter/Rolf suspects that acting is the only thing she enjoys in life, even though she never talks about her interests.

**Appearance**

Barr has blue, half-long hair, wears a green turtleneck sweater with a cross necklace, and a long black skirt. She always has a bored expression on her face. She doesn't have freckles, unlike her character.

### May Kanker

    *Real name: **Erin***

Erin is Tabitha/Nazz's sister.

She's very jealous of her sister and not too happy with her role as the "unattractive May Kanker". Nevertheless, they are each other's best friend and there's no animosity.

When Erin and her sister came to audition, they were both going for the role of Nazz, but Erin got rejected. She strongly believes her sister was chosen because of her prettier face.

While they are like two hands on one belly, Erin isn't quite as loved by her surroundings like Tabatha/Nazz is. She used to be the least popular girl at school and is prone to bad luck.

 Samuel/Edd likes to talk to her the most, to her dismay, and is also the most (relatively) friendly to her. Nobody's questioned why.

**Appearance**

Erin looks alot like her character, but has short hair and no freckles or buckteeth. She wears a simple white dress, identical to her sister's.

### Eddy's brother

*Real name: **Terry***

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He has not made any appearances in the comics or unpublished sketches, as he's merely a behind-the-scenes staff member.

**Appearance**

Terry has brown hair, glasses, jeans, and a blue vest over a white shirt. He wears a different hat every day.

## Quotes

> **Erin/May:** (putting in fake buckteeth) *"..Hrm, I look and sound so dumb with this thing."*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"That's the point, baby girl. If there's another stupid, ugly character in the cast, then that makes me even more beautiful and perfect."*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"AIN'T I BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT, DANNY."*
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> **Danny Antonucci:** *"YES."*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"Yes."*
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> **Danny Antonucci:** *"Good morning, all. I'm done writing the script for the Valentine Special, it's about Ed and May falling in lo-"*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"Stop this fuck, Danny."*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"No one wants to see character development for this shitface. They want to see me. Me and Erin in a sex scene. I drew a picture for reference."*
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> **Kathleen/Kevin:** (carrying a plate of cookies) *"Hiya Samuel! Y-You were great out there, a real professional!"*
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> **Kathleen/Kevin:** *"So.."*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"HALT YOUR ASS, DON'T WANT COOKIES FROM A DUDE."*
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> **Kathleen/Kevin:** *"But I'm wearing a ribbon!"*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"WOW, GOOD JOB."*
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(From unpublished comic)

> **Barr/Marie:** *"What is the point of living and why do we exist? To serve. We have to serve our Father. To serve yourself is a sin. We've been taught to always serve another, but at what point in your life do you decide not to let your happiness depend on the efforts of others? When you become a sinner and stop trusting your fellow man. Trust has died."*
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> **Peter/Rolf:** *"Relax, emo."*
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(From unpublished comic)

> **Tony/Eddy:** *"Get that balloon, guys!"*
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> **Danny Antonucci:** *"And cut!"*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"Fuck, finally."*
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> **Danny Antonucci:** *"Good work, but Samuel, you nearly said 'damn' on the recordings. Please be careful next time."*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"Swallow a knife, Danny."*
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> **Random fan:** *"Omg Double D, I'm your biggest fan ever, I touch myself whenever I hear that helium-infused angel's voice of yours PLEASE SIGN MY YAOI!"*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"Fuck. Looks nice."*
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> **Random fan:** *"C-Can you tell me what's under your hat?"*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"Wouldn't you rather wanna know what's in my pants?"*
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(From unpublished comic)

> **Samuel/Edd:** *"Eddy, there is no curse!"*
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> **Danny Antonucci:** *"And cut! Take a break, everybody."*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** *"About time, I gotta take a piss!"*
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> **Kathleen/Kevin:** *"Oh wow, Samuel, you were great!"*
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> **Samuel/Edd:** (uppercuts her) *"Out of my way, douche!"*
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> **Erin/May:** *"Poor Kathleen."*
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> **Peter/Rolf:** *"You say that, but she sounded real sarcastic."*
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> **Matt/Ed:** *"You think Kathleen's still upset she didn't get to be Double D?"*
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> **Tony/Eddy:** *"Her chin just wasn't big enough."*
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## Trivia

* The "real" names are based on the original voice actor's name or last name of that particular character.
* Samuel/Edd is the only character who calls Danny Antonucci "Danny", while the rest calls him by his last name.
* Samuel/Edd doesn't know Tony/Eddy's name, and usually calls him "kid".
* It's not sure what the characters' ages are; as Matt/Ed is talking about marriage, while Tony/Eddy is supposed to be a teenager.
* Everytime Samuel/Edd interrupts Antonucci, he says *"Stop this fuck, Danny"*.
* Keenan/Jimmy was first designed to be a girl, more specifically, Lauren Lopez.
* Janyse/Sarah was first written to be unrelated to Tony/Eddy.