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Goat

A **Goat** was known to disguise itself as J one night in an attempt to have sex with Alison Velvets. It seemed to have succeeded, as it had sex with Ali for several hours. However, unbeknownst to it, "Ali" was actually a toaster in disguise. In return, the toaster had no clue that it had just had sex with a goat, not J as intended.

Their collected plots had been foiled when the real Ali and J entered their bedroom to discover their doppelgangers. The toaster later committed suicide.

The goat was later seen running for its life from the destruction of AliZilla.

## **Physical Appearance**

An average farm goat, it had white fur and a small, grey, pointed beard. It also possessed two small, grey horns and yellow eyes with slit pupils.

When disguised, it looked exactly like beardless J, complete with his 69 beanie.

## **Appearances**

* *The Nasty* (first appearance)
* *Monster*
Leif Kong

**Leif Kong** was a giant gorilla.

He had come to the rescue of the town in an attempt to save them from AliZilla. When he arrived, he attempted to insinuate her into a death battle with a might roar. However, his attempts were in vain when it was revealed that Leif Kong was considerably smaller than AliZilla, only going up to the bottom of her shin.

He was killed when he was shot at with her atomic breath and exploded.

## Behind the Scenes

Leif Kong was a parody of King Kong who resembled Leif Sanchez. His design was specifically modeled after Kong's appearance in 1962's *King Kong vs. Godzilla*.
OxBigly2010

**Charles B.**, known as **OxBigly2010** or simply **Ox** online, is an American YouTuber. He has a variety of shows, most notably *I Eat Weird Crap* and *AlcoHorror*. He is also a member of Manic Expression.

His likeness made a cameo in 2016's *Decker's Fanboy*. Here, he dons his rant outfit and holds a can of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall soup. This is an inside joke, as Ox not only tried the soup on his own channel, but he has also sent to various other YouTubers. The soup also appears in *Gumby*.

Several titles seen in the show are references to Ox, including Big Ox Super Oriental Market in *Gumby* (and indirectly referenced in *My Friend, Chewie*) and Big Ox Dairy whipped cream in *The Nasty*.

In 2018, Ox made his official acting debut in 2018's *Ali's Boots*, where he portrayed Charles.
Cunt Master

**The Cunt Master** was the leader of the alien species known as the Cunts. For unspecified reasons, the Master had its servants abduct J from the home of Alison Velvets. Before it could act upon its plans, Ali murdered the army of Cunts and found the Cunt Master and J elsewhere in the house.

With her replica lightsaber, Ali severed its tongue, slit its throat and chest, and finally dismembered the Cunt Master into fourths, killing it. One final servant had discovered the Cunt Master, dead in a pile of its own acidic innards. The rogue servant was killed, finally ending the reign of the Cunts.

## **Physical Appearance**

The Cunt Master was a two-legged, reptilian alien who was considerably larger than normal cunts, with orange-red skin, green eyes, and a long, purple tongue. Stronger than normal Cunts, it excreted acidic slim from it's skin due to it's swollen body and was able to stand in it without suffering from burns.

## **Behind the Scenes**

The Cunts' design was heavily influenced by the E.T sprite seen in the 1982 Atari 2600 video game *E.T the Extra-Terrestrial.*

They did not necessarily appear in the show proper, but instead appeared as video game villains in *The Cheap Game,* a fictional "real world" video game featured in *Ready Player Ali*.

The Cunt Master's name was inspired by a line in *Cracked*. When introduced to the Crack Master, Ali jokes that a more appropriate name would be "Cunt Master."
Ali Capone

**Ali Capone** was a gang lord in the 1920's and an ancestor of Alison Velvets. An alcoholic and heavy smoker, she often frequented galas hosted by The Great Beardsby (with whom she developed a friendship with).

She first appeared in *The Roaring Twenties*, and was voiced by Starlight the Cat.

## Biography

A feared mob boss, Ali Capone was known to have mutilated and killed many people during her reign as a gang lord, and would often dispose of their bodies in lakes and sever her victims' limbs.

Capone was also known for her tendency to drink and smoke. She drank excessively at Beardsby's galas, and was very rarely seen without a cigar hanging from her mouth.

### Death

Shortly after the Prohibition era began, Capone declared Beardsby an enemy due to his refusal to serve alcohol at his galas anymore. Her alcoholism was so intense, she went so far as to shoot him dead.

For whatever reason, the gun was faulty; instead of firing properly, it detonated. Beardsby was killed instantly by the blast, while Capone suffered a severed arm before quickly succumbing to her wounds. Before her death, she declared herself and Beardsby to be mortal enemies, promising that their families would continue their feud for future generations. This, however, was broken when Capone's descendant Ali and Beardsby's, J, had become best friends and lovers (both unaware of their bloodlines).

Capone was known to have mothered at least one child.

## Physical Appearance

Ali Capone wore a dark suit, a striped tie, dark gloves, and a fedora. She wore her hair in pigtails and had a scar on the left side of her face. A heavy smoker, she was often seen smoking a cigar. She heavily resembled her descendant Alison Velvets.

## Behind the Scenes

Ali Capone's name and appearance are influenced by American gangster Al Capone. She is voiced by Starlight the Cat.

Ali Capone is the first (and so far only) member of Ali's family to have ever been seen in the show.

## Appearances

* *The Roaring Twenties* (first appearance)
Bigfoot (creature)

**Bigfoot**, also known as **Sasquatch**, was a large, bipedal, elusive creature which was believed to live deep in the forests.

Although often regarded to be a myth in American folklore, at least two Bigfoot were known to exist in the woods near Ali and J's homes. One had a long history of abducting, murdering, and possibly eating its' victims, and had eventually kidnapped Baby J from his backyard before returning him home. Another was present during Ali's adulthood, and had attacked YouTube pranksters Roger and Bob of *Dingo Productions*.

## Biology and Appearance

Bigfoot was extraordinarily tall, and covered in thick, dark hair. They resembled large apes that walked upright, and were often confused with bears when spotted by witnesses.

#### *Bigfoot*

This creature is only seen very briefly. It had black fur and grey skin, with white eyes that glowed red when submerged in the dark . It roared at Roger and Bob, before attacking them off-screen.

#### *My Friend, Chewie*

This creature, nicknamed "Chewie" by J, had brown hair, grey skin, and black eyes with a face that much more resembled that of an ape or, according to Baby J, Chewbacca from *Star Wars*. This creature was very violent and irritable, and had abducted several people from the woods and proceeded to murder (and possibly eat) them back in its' cave. The inside of the cave and the surrounding woods were littered with the bones, skulls, and personal belongings of the creature's victims.

"Chewie" had wandered the woods one afternoon, presumably looking for fresh prey. It eventually stumbled across the backyard of J, who had lived on the edge of the woods. He was kidnapped while napping in his yard. J, waking up after being taken fairly deep into the woods, had believed that Chewbacca had recruited him for his team of heroes, and had taken him away to his home planet of Kashyyyk.

After some time of keeping J in its' cave, it grew irate with the boy's constant rambling. It grabbed him, and threw him across the night sky, effectively returning the boy back to his home.

## Behind the Scenes

The Bigfoot that appears in Bigfoot is modeled after the infamous figure seen in the Patterson/Gimlin film. Chewie's design drew inspiration from several sources, most notably the Patterson/Gimlin film, Chewbacca the Wookiee, and "Matilda the Sleeping Bigfoot" from the Erickson Project.

The roars of the creature are a combination of walrus, bear, pig, elephant, and gorilla noises.

## Appearances

* *Bigfoot*
* *My Friend, Chewie*
Gabbo

Gabbo was the elderly owner of Gabbo's Antiques. He kept a vast collection in his store, and (unbeknownst to his customers) would con them out of money by claiming that his wares were haunted, which they actually were in at least two instances. Selling haunted items was how he made most of his money, according to his journals.

## **Biography**

Gabbo owned a cobweb-infested antique shop somewhere in the town in which Alison Velvets lived. One fateful day while browsing through the shop, Ali stumbled across a ventriloquist dummy hidden in a case. When asked for a price, Gabbo warned her of the dummy and its dark history. According to Gabbo, the dummy had been crafted under unethical and immoral circumstances, including having his lips painted by the blood of sacrificed schoolchildren. Ali managed to buy the dummy for a mere $20.

About a week following its purchase, Ali and the dummy, Dickie, had parted ways. Gabbo had somehow learned of this and summarized the tale in his computer journals. Later that day, Gabbo would sell a haunted painting to another naive customer.

Gabbo was later seen running from the destruction of AliZilla.

## **Physical Appearance**

Gabbo was elderly, overweight, and bald. His skin was a gaunt, pale, pink color while his small, round nose was a bright red color. He wore a grey sweater that was visibly stained with sweat.

## **Personality and Traits**

Gabbo was a sneaky business man. He would purposely sell his antiques under the guise that they were haunted, although whether or not he was fully aware that several of his items were actually haunted was unknown. He would look back at his sells with fondness, which he documented in a computer journal. He spoke with an unsettling cadence, most likely as a way to sell his wares better.

## **Behind the Scenes**

Gabbo first appeared in *The Dummy* and was voiced by RarzRevenge. His design was partially based on Frost the Snowman. His narration at the end of *The Dummy* along with his computer journal are references to the 1986 film *Stand by Me*.

Gabbo's name was derived from *The Great Gabbo*, a 1929 film about a mentally unstable ventriloquist who expresses himself through his dummy.
RarzRevenge

### Site

https://www.youtube.com/user/rarzrevenge/abouthttps://www.castingcall.club/m/rarzrevenge

**Robert Ramirez**, otherwise known as **RarzRevenge** or simply **Rarz**, is an American YouTuber, voice actor, and impressionist. He has been a recurring actor on *Bootleg's Cheap Cartoon Show* since 2016, debuting in *New Leaf*.

Known for his versatile vocal range, he generally uploads impression videos and comic dubs to his channel. He has done impressions of several celebrities and pop culture icons, including Patrick Warburton, Sir Sean Connery, Hank Hill, Stewie Griffin, the Joker, among others.

In 2016, he was interviewed by KMEG 14 News in Sioux City, Iowa, where he was asked about his voice acting aspirations and vocal impressions.

He has voiced many characters in *The Cheap Cartoon Show*, sometimes even appearing as two characters in one short. He still continues to appear frequently.

## **Voice Work**

* *New Leaf* (first appearance, Unidentified Party Goer)
* *Shocker* (Terrorist and Officer Alan)
* *The Dummy* (Gabbo)
* *Monster* (Officer Alan, Fat Pink Guy, Ponytail Man)
* *Gumby* (Gumby)
* *Pac-Massacre* (Pac-Man)
* *Shatner vs. Myers* (William Shatner)
Carrot

**A** **giant, talking, sentient carrot** was known to inhabit the town in which Ali and J lived. It knew Ali on a personal level to some degree, and on at least one occasion would visit her home.

It was disgusted by Ali's belly fat. It was also in attendance at Leif's farewell party.

Later, it was seen running away in terror from AliZilla, covered in her blood that had rained from above just moments earlier.

## **Physical Appearance**

The Carrot looked like an average carrot stalk, orange and thin with leafy, green stalks. However, it was much larger than a carrot, about the size of an average-sized human being. It possessed blank, white eyes with thick black outlines. It also had a mouth, teeth, and a tongue.

## **Personality and Traits**

The Carrot spoke with a whimsical cadence to its voice, and was disgusted by Ali's belly.

## **Appearances**

* *Mr. Pudge* (first appearance)
* *New Leaf*
* *Monster*
Andy Wise

**Andy Wise** was a young male who went missing in the woods sometime before or during Ali and J's childhood.

It is unknown how long he had been missing for, however his Missing Person poster was withered and yellowed, while the nails used to attach it to a tree were rusted. According to the poster, he was last seen picking blueberries in the forest and was seemingly stalked by what witnesses described as a grizzly bear or possibly a large man in a fur coat.

Unbeknownst to them all, Andy was actually abducted and killed (possibly eaten) by Bigfoot. His poster was near the creature's cave, where a collection of bones and remains had been laid to rest.

Baby J, who believed the creature to be Chewbacca from *Star Wars*, had naively played in the same cave where Andy and countless other victims had lost their lives to the elusive creature. A broken pair of glasses could be found in the cave, possibly belonging to Wise.

## Physical Appearance

Andy Wise was a young male with long, dark hair and glasses.

## Behind the Scenes

Andy Wise's brief backstory of picking blueberries in the woods before going missing is an homage to the 1986 film *Stand by Me.*

## Appearances

* *My Friend, Chewie* (poster, possibly bones and glasses only)
Unidentified Skeleton

## Unidentified Bigfoot Victim

**This skeleton** belonged to an unidentified individual who fell victim to Bigfoot. When alive, they were presumably abducted by the elusive creature and taken back to its' cave, where they were mutilated and possibly partially eaten. The skeleton was missing its' lower jaw, front teeth, and both arms.

The individual (who was believed to be young) had died some time during or before Ali and J's childhood. It was present when J was abducted by the same creature and taken to its' cave.

When Baby J had noticed the skeleton, he assumed the skeleton had once belonged to an Ewok. After some disturbance, the skull had snapped off its' neck and shattered on the cave floor, much to J's delight.
Beardsby

**Beardsby** was a wealthy clown performer in the early 1920's. Whether or not Beardsby was his real name or simply his clown name is unknown. An ancestor of J, he was killed by Ali Capone during the rise of the Prohibition Era.

## Biography

Beardsby known as history's first billionaire clown, having amassed great wealth with which he often threw extravagant parties. Despite his wild card lifestyle, he was a strict follower of rules. When the Prohibition Act began, he immediately banned alcohol from his galas.

Beardsby was also a close friend (and possibly lover) of Ali Capone. The feared gang lord was often to his galas, seated next to him more often than not.

### Death

Ali Capone was a heavy drinker and did not take kindly to the Prohibition Act. Upon learning about his new policies, she attempted to assassinate him.

For whatever reason, the gun was faulty; instead of firing properly, it detonated. Beardsby was killed instantly by the blast, his beard blown off his face. Capone was also killed, suffering a severed arm before quickly succumbing to her wounds.

Beardsby was known to fathered at least one child.

Despite his fame and wealth, J did not know of Beardsby or their familial bond.

## Physical Appearance

Beardsby wore a dark tuxedo, a bow tie, and white gloves. Like his descendant J (whom he very much resembled), he had a black beard.

As a clown, Beardsby had teased-up hair, painted pink cheeks, stubble, and eyebrows with a red clown nose.

## Behind the Scenes

Beardbsy was based off of the the Jay Gatsby, the title character of *The Great Gatsby* by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Beardsby is also the first relative of J's to have been seen in the series.

## Appearances

* *The Roaring Twenties* (first appearance)
Ali in Chains

The *Huttslayer Ali* t-shirt, also known as the *Ali in Chains* t-shirt, was designed by Bootleg317 and sold through TeePublic. Added to the shop on January 22, 2020, it's the second piece of official Alison Velvets merchandise ever made.

In early 2020, a poll was hosted on the Bootleg317 YouTube channel that had asked viewers which t-shirt design they would like to be made. The options were Bigfoot, Ali in her Batman shirt wielding a lightsaber, Evil Ali, or Huttslayer Ali (otherwise known as Slave Leia.) Although it had the lowest amount of votes for the first few days, Huttslayer Ali eventually (and narrowly) won the poll with 38%.

The t-shirt depicts Ali sporting a golden slave bikini worn by Princess Leia in *Star Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi*. She groans as she pulls violently at a metal chain, presumably strangling Jabba the Hutt to death (the chains are drawn towards the viewer while green slime spews about.) The caption, *Ali in Chains*, is a reference to the band Alice in Chains.
Toaster

A **Toaster** was known to disguise itself as Alison Velvets in a failed scheme to have sex with J. Although the toaster did succeed in having sex for several hours, the man was not actually J, but a goat in disguise. The goat in return did not realize that "Ali" had be a fraud.

Both the toaster and the goat were exposed when the *real* Ali and J entered the bedroom to discover their doppelgangers.

The toaster later committed suicide, likely from the shame of having fornicated with a goat and/or the heartbreak of not forming the relationship with J it thought it had.

## **Physical Appearance**

The toaster was an average silver kitchen model. During sex, it held two slices of bread in itself, with finally popped once it had been exposed.

When disguised, it looked exactly like Ali, complete with her pudgy belly.
Shortest Episode Ever

Bite my butt!

***Shortest Episode Ever*** is the twenty-forth episode of *Bootleg's Cheap Cartoon Show*, first published on June 9th, 2017. With a running time of one second, it is indeed the shortest episode of the series. It is also the only short to have a sequel.

## **Synopsis**

Ali appears to be naked, crouched over on a platter and surrounded by an assortment of fruits and vegetables, not unlike a roast whole pig. Her skin is a golden brown, while a pad of butter melts atop her head. Po the Teletubby is chewing, fork and knife in hand. A chunk of Ali's rear is missing, presumably eaten by Po. Ali angrily exclaims the only line of dialogue (*"Fuck!"*), after which the short abruptly ends.

## **Cast**

* Starlight the Cat as Ali (archived audio)

## **Behind the Scenes**

   This short was inspired by a well-known incident in 1998 involving a seemingly-innocent Po doll. According to several reports, the doll allegedly said the phrase, "*Faggot faggot, bite my butt*", much to the outrage and debate of the media. The head of the company that manufactured the *Teletubbies* dolls insisted the doll was speaking Cantonese phrases, however the initial media frenzy still continues to amuse and shock people today. In *Shortest Episode Ever*, this incident is referenced when Po literally bites Ali's butt.

Archived audio of Starlight the Cat's famous blooper is used for this short.
Slave Leia bikini

The bikini as depicted on a T-shirt.

In *Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi,* Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) is captured by gang lord Jabba the Hutt after an attempt to rescue Han Solo. She is forced to be his slave, and wears **metal bikini-style outfit**. Since *Return of the Jedi's* release, the bikini has become one of the most iconic outfits in pop culture history.

Various references and homages are made to the Slave Leia bikini throughout *Bootleg's Cheap Cartoon Show*, most notably having been worn by Ali on several occasions.

## History

A lifelong fan of Princess Leia, Ali had a soft spot for Slave Leia. As a child, Ali saw Leia as a feminist role model, looking up to her strength, independence, sharp wit, and fierceness.

Although the slave bikini had been seen as demeaning, Ali loved how it represented Leia's independence when she infamously strangled Jabba the Hutt with her own slave chains. Ali saw this as Leia standing up for herself, taking her revenge on the captor that had demeaned her.

Ali was also very upset with Disney banning Slave Leia merchandise from the market. She cited that the decision was made by "self-righteous fuckheads who totally ignored that Slave Leia used her captive chains to strangle her own oppressor to death."

In addition to what it symbolized, Ali (a kinky girl by nature who was very comfortable with her body and sexuality) enjoyed wearing the bikini for her own pleasure. When enslaved by Dickie the Dummy, she optimistically asked if she got to wear a metal bikini.

J also took a liking to Slave Leia, noting that he "loved how Slave Leia killed Jabba the Hutt."

While explaining the benefits of wearing her boots all the time, Ali was shown strangling Jabba the Hutt to death, citing the "amazing leverage and balance" her boots provided in the act.

## Behind the Scenes

Ali has worn the bikini in *Vader Helmet*, *Candy*, and *Ali's Boots*.

In 2020, a t-shirt was made available on TeePublic, depicting Ali in her slave bikini, presumably strangling Jabba the Hutt.

## Appearances

* *Lonely Virgil* (worn by unidentified woman)
* *Vader Helmet* (worn by Ali, photograph only)
* *Candy* (worn by Ali)
* *A Corny Episode*
* *Shower Experiment*
* *The Dummy* (mentioned only)
* *Ali's Boots* (worn by Ali)
* *Halloween Safety*
* *My Friend, Chewie* (indirectly mentioned only)
Leprechaun vs. Leprechaun

***Leprechaun vs. Leprechaun*** is the 43rd episode of *The Cheap Cartoon Show*, and the first installment of a mini-series known as *Ali and J At The Movies*. The short features a trailer for a crossover horror film, *LeprechaunMania*.

## Synopsis

The short begins with Ali and J sitting in an empty theater auditorium, looking up at the screen. The coming attractions begin to roll, revealing a trailer for *LeprechaunMania*, starring Warwick Davis and Dylan Postl, and produced by WWE Studios (the creators of *The Marine 3: What Are We Fighting for Again?, Scooby Doo!: The Curse of Lonely Virgil,* and *See No Evil 3: See Harder*). The film appears to be set in a wrestling arena, wherein the titular Leprechaun of 1994's *Leprechaun* will battle to the death with the Leprechaun of 2014's *Leprechaun: Origins*. The winner keeps a golden wrestling belt, adorned with a four-leaf clover made of emeralds.

The trailer abruptly ends with the 1994 Leprechaun killing the 2014 Leprechaun with it's magical powers.

Throughout the trailer, the narrator (voiced by Decker Shado) is flabbergasted at the film's premise, and at one point interrupts the trailer to go on a rant regarding the 2014 Leprechaun's design. He has trouble pronouncing Dylan Postl's name before simply referring to him as Hornswoggle.

After the trailer ends, J is seen performing oral sex on Ali, who is distracted by trash left in the cupholder.

## Cast

* Starlight the Cat as Ali
* Decker Shado as The Narrator

## Behind the Scenes

The short is a parody of the *Leprechaun* franchise, particularly the original 1994 film and the 2014 reboot. The film also pokes fun at the WWE's film history, notably *The Marine, See No Evil*, and their animated *Scooby-Doo* films.
Shatner vs. Myers

William Shatner takes Michael Myers to court for copyright infringement.

***Shatner vs. Myers*** is the 44th episode of *The Cheap Cartoon Show* and the second installment of *Ali and J At The Movies.* The trailer featured in this short is for a courtroom drama directed by Oliver Stone, titled ***Shatner v Myers: The Night He Boldly Came Where No One Has Come Before.***

## Synopsis

After 40 years of donning a Captain Kirk mask, William Shatner has sued Michael Myers for copyright infringement and associating his "manly face" with a long history of grisly murders. The case has seemingly driven Shatner insane; he begins smearing horse semen over his face in an attempt to look like Michael and accuses his wife of thinking about Michael during sex.

The case is overlooked by an exhausted judge, who openly smokes and falls asleep during the trial.

Michael does not show any emotion during the trail, and continues going on his killing spree. At one point, he is shot during a public speech to no avail.

The trailer ends with Michael taking the judge's gavel and beating the bailiff to death, which the judge allows.

The short proper ends with Ali performing fellatio on J, which is interrupted by a employee. Ali tells the "pizza-face" employee to mind his own business before asking for napkins to clean her mess.

## Cast

* Starlight the Cat as Ali
* RarzRevenge as William Shatner
* Random Yori as The Judge

## Behind the Scenes

The trailer within the short is a juxtaposition between *Star Trek* and the *Halloween* franchise. It is based on the real-life origin of the Michael Myers mask, which is indeed a Captain Kirk mask spray-painted white.

Throughout the short, Shatner quotes the lyrics to *Rocket Man* by Elton John. This is an homage to his infamous 1978 *Rocket Man* performance. He is also shown smoking a cigarette in a very similar fashion as seen in the *Rocket Man* performance.

Shatner sleeps with an Emmett Kelly ventriloquist dummy. Before John Carpenter discovered the Shatner mask, the Michael Myers character was to wear an Emmet Kelly clown mask in *Halloween* (1978).
Death Experiment

Death Experiment stars Leif. In this episode, Leif tries to do an experiment on Ali. This experiment is to see if, like in the cartoons, if somebody dies, and then somebody else cries over the dead person, the dead person comes to life again. So Leif slips some cyanide tablets into Ali's soda. Ali begins to choke, and froth spills out of her mouth. She is dead. Leif tries crying over her, but since thats only in cartoons, Ali does not come back to life. Leif brushes it off and closes off the episode
The Angel

An unnamed **Angel** served as J's guardian for a brief time. Desperately trying to earn his wings, the Angel visited his

home and pointed out several aspects of his life that confirmed J was a hipster. He cited his "inexplicably hot girlfriend" and his study, filled with "arts and crafts as far as the eye can see." He also drew attention to J's large collection of toys. With J more or less convinced, the Angel transported J to a coffee shop, wherein J realized he was not a true hipster. The Angel promptly lost his wings, and was slapped in the face by J before parting ways with him.

He was voiced by Eric Gaede, known online as Asalieri2.

## Biography

Not much is known about the man's life before his death. Based on his behavior as an angel, it can be assumed the man lived a very unkempt life that had possibly resulted in his death.

## Physical Appearance

The Angel was a short, stout, balding male who wore a simple robe, which had yellowed over time and was stained with sweat and mustard. A halo hovered above his head. He had light brown skin, and a large nose.

When given the mission to convince J that he was a hipster, he was granted a pair of scrawny wings. Despite their size, the Angel was very happy to have them and did anything he could to keep them.

## Personality and Traits

The Angel was cynical, rude, lecherous, and rather unkempt. He mocked Ali's weight, calling her Miss Piggy and Chubsy Ubsy before finally complimenting her "nice tits." He was fond of talking down to people, particularly hipsters (who he would often refer to as "douchebags").

He was also very greedy, as evidenced by his desire to keep his wings. At times, he could also be physically violent.

## Behind the Scenes

The Angel was voiced by Eric Gaede, also known as Asalieri2.

His voiced was based on Rowlf the Dog's of *Muppet* fame, while his design drew inspiration from Fred Flintstone.
Agarte

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### Tales of Rebirth

The young Queen Agarte succeeds the throne after Ladras's death. After Huma military commander Milhaust rejects her love by saying "you and I are too different," she yearns to be Huma and switches bodies with Claire. During her journeys as Claire, she becomes ashamed of her behavior and awakens to her duty as Queen.
1st Anniversary Thank-You Present Login Bonus

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Log in during the campaign period to receive a special present commemorating our 1st Anniversary. On the third day of the campaign you will receive a special ticket that allows you to select a Memoria Stone of your own choosing, the 1st Anniversary Select-a-Stone Summons Ticket.

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Random Yori

**Random Yori** is a voice actress and artist. She has voiced Ali for a brief gag in *Chucky*. She also voiced J in her first starring role, *My Friend, Chewie.* She has the distinction of being the only actor to voice both characters.

In her brief appearance in *Chucky*, J notices that Ali sounds different, to which she clears her throat and is then voiced by Star onward. This is meant to be a poke at fans who assumed Starlight the Cat had retired the role (despite numerous announcements stating otherwise). The joke continues when the end credits list Yori as top billed, while Star is listed as a guest appearance.

Beyond *Cheap Cartoon Show*, Yori voice acts for several other projects which can be found on YouTube. An avid fan of Dungeons & Dragons, she uploads fandubs, covers, and streams featuring her art or D&D sessions. In real life, she is good friends with fellow actor Starlight the Cat.

## Voice Work

* *Chucky* (Ali)
* *My Friend, Chewie* (Baby J)
* *Shatner vs. Myers* (Judge)
* *The Hipster* (Big Dick Hipster)
The Overlord Tower

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The Overlord Tower is a higher-tier tower that shoots very fast. It has a neon cyan base and a glowing head as it's shooter. The Overlord Tower has a 0.02 (1/50 of a second, if you convert this into a fraction) second cooldown, costs around $999,999,999,999 in game currency, deals 9,223,372,036,854 hp, and has medium range. Therefore, The Overlord Tower is a very OP tower in the game, if you can achieve the amount of cash.
Crack Master

Crack Master (nicknamed Cunt Master) was a sentient assortment of cracks on the wall in the home of Alison Velvets.

The Crack Master had existed for some time before being discovered by Ali, along with Crack Camel, Crack Hen, and Crack Monkey. He spoke very erratically, spouting nonsense insults and threats to those he encountered. When confronted, the Crack Master had "destroyed himself trying to be mean," effectively blowing up and creating a crater in the wall.

The crater left behind by the Crack Master was quickly repaired by Ali shortly thereafter, as were the cracks that had made the camel, hen, and monkey.

## Behind the Scenes

The Crack Master featured in *Bootleg's Cheap Cartoon Show* is a parody of the infamous *Cracks* short animation featured on *Sesame Street*. The short was previously believed to have been lost until it's discovery in 2013.

It's nickname influenced the name of the villain Cunt Master in the fictional *Bootleg's Cheap Video Game* featured in *Ready Player Ali*.
Arena Medal Exchange

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## Arena Medal Exchange

### Exchange Currency

 Arena Medal

Arena Medals are obtained by completing Arena battles. Medals are obtained whether a battle is won or lost. They are also given out at the end of an Arena season based on the player's battle rank.

## Medal Exchange

Seer's Orbs were added to the exchange as of December 6, 2021.
Amber

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* The German name for Arche.
* The localized name in some English games for Kohaku.
Anise

## Information

### Tales of the Abyss

Within the Order of Lorelei, Anise serves as the personal guard of Fon Master Ion. While escorting Ion to Akzeriuth for the signing of a peace treaty, she meets Luke. Greedy where money is concerned, Anise immediately sucks up to the aristocratic Luke, and makes him a target of her incessant scheming.

### Tales of Crestoria

Anise is a cheerful and spirited young girl. Despite her cute exterior, her comments and behavior sometimes reveal a dark and scheming side. On the battlefield, she enlarges her doll, Tokunaga, and uses it as a weapon.

## Memoria Stones

 +17% ATK.

 +44% DEF to Earth allies when battle starts (2 turns).

 CRIT damage +150% to Staff-type allies.

 OL Gauge of Staff-type allies increases by 30 each turn.
Arche/Quotes

## Mystic Arte

 How'd ya like that?

## Battle Chat

### Group

 I'm all over it! Just leave eeeeverything to me!

*Cress critical damage*

 Stand strong! We dare not retreat now!

 Oh, you're right! I'm dying to ride one!

 Really? Thanks! Then let's win this and get to it!

 Just make sure you don't crash into your allies!

 I know! I'm just trying to get into the spirit!

 Huh... Cute! Yeah! That's what it's supposed to be!

 Oh, Milla! You're almost as bad as they are!

 I look forward to that, Arche. And I'll join in!

*In a fire environment*

 A-Arche?! Maybe you should sit this one out...

 Phooey.

 Let's kick their butts and get back to it!

 Your broom...! Yes! I want to ride it!

 Really?! Thank you! Let's finish this and go flying!

 These presents need to get delivered ASAP!

 Hold on! Let's rethink this!

 Well, yeah? I'm basically always ready for anything!

 Yes. I stand ready to face down any threat.

 Understood. Let's dispatch these foes with haste.

## Results

### Group

 Don't you dare get my broom dirty!

 This is not going to end well...

 Seriously? Heck yeah! This is gonna be a dinner to remember!

 Hm... I'll give that one some thought.

 We don't all have the luxury of flying around on broomsticks, you know!

 Santa must really have it rough...

 That's exactly what I want!

 Damn right it did! Perfect 10 outta 10!

 You mean it? Yahoo!

 Oh. So THAT'S how it is.

 That's actually a thing?!

 You'll have to settle for that dazzling demonstration of my mighty artes!

 A flying sleigh could move so fast! Bet it would look really cool, too...

 I mean, yeah, but... Oh, never mind.
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Alisha Premium Summons

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* Premium Summons (Raven & Alisha), with Alisha's original costume (2020)
* Premium Summons (Alisha & Mint), with Alisha's Bridal costume (2021)
Artorius

## Information

### Tales of Berseria

The abbey's lead exorcist, Artorius was granted the title of Shepherd by the Holy Midgard Empire. He lost the use of his dominant hand during "The Opening," when he couldn't protect his wife and child, but has trained his sword artes rigorously, achieving unfathomable power. Believing strongly in the many over the few, and logic over emotion, he has clad his strong will in the armor of reason.

### Tales of Crestoria

A man with a staunch belief in logic over emotion and the many over the few, Artorius clads his strong will in the armor of reason.

## Memoria Stones

 CRIT damage +135% to Light allies.
Anise Premium Summons

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* Premium Summons (Anise & Raven), with Anise's casino costume (April 2021)
* Premium Summons (Anise), with Anise's original costume (September 2021)
Aegis

## Information

### Tales of Crestoria

A handsome young man of impeccable character who serves as Knight Commander of Medagal. His obsession with righteousness borders on obstinacy. Placing full faith in the judgments of the vision orb, he pursues Kanata and his companions relentlessly.

### Character Room

The Knight Commander of the Kingdom of Medagal, Aegis is an active, generally reasonable man with something of an obstinate streak. He holds himself to exemplary standards of knightly behavior, which causes him to ceaselessly question whether or not he is living in accordance with his own lofty ideals.

## Memoria Stones

 +30% DEF to Spear-type allies.

 +20% DEF to Spear-type allies.

 +100% Poison resist.
Leif

**Leif Sanchez** is a character in *The Cheap Cartoon Show*. He is obsessed with Ali, and owned a homemade doll, posters, drawings, a cardboard cutout, hair strands, VHS tapes, and photographs of her in his house.

Eventually, Leif's obsession would be his demise: after gifting Ali a working lightsaber atop a high building, he immediately got cold feet and wanted it back for himself. While both struggled to keep the lightsaber, it ignited, stabbing Leif through the chest and sending his corpse plummeting to the streets below.

## Physical Appearance

Leif is completely white: his hair, skin, and clothes are all a blank shade of white. He has flower petal-like hair, and appears to have strabismus.

According to Ali, he resembled a cauliflower.

Despite his death, Leif has appeared several times as other characters: Leif Kong and Thanos.

## Appearances

* *The Clerk*(first appearance)
* *Death Experiment*
* *Vader Helmet*
* *Candy*
* *Leif's Doll*
* *Sweet Mucus*
* *Shower Experiment*
* *Bigfoot* (via text message)
* *New Leaf* (final appearance)
* *Monster* (as Leif Kong)
* *Ali's Boots* (as Thanos)

## See also

Ali • J
**Major Characters**
**Leif** • Bigfoot
**One-Time Characters**
Larry • Bob • Ghostface • Po • Tinky Winky • Gumby • Leprechaun • Shanter • Myers
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Anise/Quotes

## Mystic Arte

 Now that's a jackpot!

 Dying Moon!

 Plus, I can fit anything in my mouth! ...Probably.

 What are you looking at ME for?

 Heh... I get the impulse, but try to stay focused?

 You bet! I never miss a thing! ♪

*Jade critical damage*

 I mean...You're not even that old.

 Anything for you, Luke!

*In a fire environment*

 ...fine! Nothing burns as hot as our love, Luke!

 Don't underestimate him. Tokunaga can pulverize anyone!

 Yes! We can!

*Anise critical damage*

 Mieuuu! Anise is so angry...!

 Yeah. Let's light 'em up and ring their bells!

 Oh! Uh, y-yes... You're a real looker! Hehe!

 B-Beauty Brigade? And we can just CLAIM membership?

*In a cold/rainy environment*

 Huh...? But...I would have loved that...

 Ze information I could acquire zere... Hohoho.

 Awwww! You are SO SWEET, Gaius!

 W-Wait! Hold it right there! No hugging, full stop!

 No, I'm counting on YOU, Colonel! ♪

 Oh, it's nothing. I'm just excited to give you the first-class tour!

 Aww... I really wanted to know, too.

 Never miiind! ♪

 Then how about I escort you to my casino, sir?

 Yeah! I'm gonna win myself a fortune at the casino!

 That glint in your eyes looked plenty real to me...

 I wasn't referring to Tokunaga, but... Well, whatever.

 Nrgh... Stop teasing me!

 Aww. I'm pretty sure you'd look fantastic, though.
A Year-Long Journey and Beyond

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## Synopsis

To celebrate the first anniversary of Tales of Crestoria, we're adding the Limited Quest A Year-Long Journey and Beyond. Furthermore, the A Year-Long Journey and Beyond scenario will be fully-voiced! Don't miss this chance to hear the excitement of the first anniversary celebrations straight from the cast themselves.

## Information

There are multiple ways to participate in this event.

* Style 1: There are three types of items available from the A Year-Long Journey and Beyond quest. Each of these items is only acquirable from a specific quest. All can be exchanged at the Monster Soul Exchange.
	+ Clear event quests to get the Red Monster Soul. (Skip does work!)
	+ Clear Raids to get the Gold Monster Soul. (There are no limits on hosting!)
	+ Clear quests added after July 31st to get the Black Monster Soul.
* Style 2: Clear high difficulty quests to collect items. The higher the difficulty, the more Monster Souls can be acquired.

## Story Stage

Clearing story stages will earn x10 Gleamstones. Each battle stage will have three quest missions, earning x10 Gleamstones each for a total of x30 Gleamstones for the stage.

### Stage 1: A Year-Long Journey and Beyond

Battle Stage Quest Missions:

* Clear Quest
* No KO'ed Allies
* Speed Clear
	+ Part 3: 9 Turns
	+ Part 6, 8: 12 Turns

Drops:

* Various Ingredients

## Red Monster Soul Farming

### Stage 2: We Won't Stop...

* Note the recommended element is  Earth Element!

Battle Stage Quest Missions:

* Clear Quest
* No KO'ed Allies
* Speed Clear (12 Turns)

Drops:

* Red Monster Soul

### Boss Information

* Immune to Poison, Burn, Curse, and Death. Use Debilitate or Dispel/Buffs Disabled strategies.
* Boss Patterns
	+ T1: Attack on two different characters, Break bar appears (3T)
	+ T2: Attack on one character
	+ T3: AoE attack plus Weak Status Effect
* The single target attacks appear to mostly attack everyone except the 4th character!

## Gold Monster Soul Farming

### Raid Information

 Evil | 30 AP | 2 BP

Drops:

* Gold Monster Soul
* Various Ascension Board Materials of all elements

### Boss Information

* Immune to Poison, Burn, Curse, and Death. Use Debilitate or Dispel/Buffs Disabled strategies.
* Look out for ATK Down (2T) and Arteseal (2T) effects.
* The initial Break Bar appears at turn 3, lasting 3 turns.
* Very Hard max contribution appears to be around 203,000.
* Evil max contribution appears to be around 820,000. For full chests, 150,000 contribution is required.

## Black Monster Soul Farming

### Stage 3: Gather Black Monster Souls

* Note the recommended element is  Water Element!

Battle Stage Quest Missions:

* Clear Quest
* No KO'ed Allies
* Speed Clear (12 Turns)

Drops:

* Black Monster Soul

### Boss Information

* Immune to Poison, Burn, Curse, and Death. Use Debilitate or Dispel/Buffs Disabled strategies.
* Boss Patterns
	+ T1: Attack on two different characters, Break bar appears (3T)
	+ T2: Attack on one character
	+ T3: AoE attack plus Weak Status Effect
* The single target attacks appear to mostly attack everyone except the 4th character!
Ghostface

**Ghostface** also known as the **Peanut Eyed Ghost,** was an unidentified male who, for unknown reasons, had attempted to murder Alison Velvets home one evening. He was found lurking by Ali's front window by police and was quickly killed.

## **Biography**

This unidentified male (Brody Trainor) had plotted to kill Alison Velvets (Missey Bibo) for unknown reasons, and went so far as to purchase a Ghostface Halloween costume as a makeshift disguise, bound and gag her boyfriend J in ropes in the backyard, hide in the bushes just outside her living room windows, and call Ali in an attempt to lure her into his trap. Ali was home alone watching television, waiting on J for their planned date night.

He attempted to trick her into a convoluted scheme with a game of horror movie trivia. If a question were to be answered incorrectly, Ghostface would presumably kill J, further luring her into his deadly trap.

Little did Ghostface realize that Ali was a horror film fanatic. To his bewilderment and frustration, Ali managed to answer every single question correctly. Questions ranged from the simple to the obscure, and Ali won every time.

The game continued for 2 and a half hours. Ali, genuinely having fun, was willing to answer more questions. However, Ghostface was exhausted. He eventually lost his temper, and was about to reveal his true motives-- but not before his cell phone died of low battery.

To make matters worse for him, a police car pulled up to the scene and quickly shot him through the face. Blood and brain matter splattered upon Ali's living room window as a result.

Ali, none the wiser, was oblivious to the commotion happening mere feet away outside her front door. Still holding the phone to her face, she was preoccupied with the dial tone, trying to get a response. Disappointed that their game was cut short, Ali continued to wait for J, who was still tied up in their backyard.

## **Behind the Scenes**

Ghostface appeared in *Ali and the Peanut Eyed Ghost*, the second episode of the series. He was voiced by Brody Trainor, known on YouTube as RedTeslaGaming and Brody the Ginger. Ghostface was the first character to be voiced by a guest actor in *Cheap Cartoon Show*.

The short was was a parody of 1993's *Scream* opening sequence, wherein a young female waiting for her date is called by Ghostface and lured into a trivia game.

The moniker "Peanut Eyed Ghost" was what the actual masks were sold as in the early 1990's, before the release of *Scream*.

## **Appearances**

* *Ali and the Peanut Eyed Ghost* (first appearance)
Alvin

* Xillia
* Xillia 2

## Information

### Tales of Xillia

A mercenary with a nonchalant air, Alvin rescues Milla and Jude from law enforcement in hopes of a payday. But his shady behavior suggests that he's using his glib and easygoing manner to conceal some dark secrets.

### Tales of Xillia 2

Alvin is struggling to make a living as a merchant with contacts in both Rieze Maxia and Elympios. He's trying to face his challenges with honesty and sincerity, but still appears to be having trouble with human relations.

### Tales of Crestoria

Alvin seems open and friendly, but can be elusive at times. Though he seems impulsive at first blush, he's actually quite calculating. Alvin is adept at reading people, and telling them exactly what they want to hear.

## Memoria Stones

 +15% CRIT rate to Fire allies.

 +10% CRIT rate to Gun-type allies.

 +27% ATK to Earth allies.
Alisha

## Information

### Tales of Zestiria

Alisha is a princess of Hyland, but the lowest in the line of succession. For the sake of her people, she strives to bring peace to a kingdom suffering from strife and calamity. She briefly joined Sorey on his travels, and despite being busy with her duties as both a knight and a politician, finds time to worry about him still.

### Tales of Crestoria

A woman who cares deeply for other people. Her demeanor is cheerful and ladylike, but she usually talks like one of the boys.

## Memoria Stones

 +80% Wildfire resist to Light allies.

 OL Gauge of Light allies increases by 80 at start of battle.

 OL Gauge of Fire allies increases by 27 each turn.
Aegis Selected Summons

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* Selected Summons (Aegis), featuring Aegis [Lance that Lights the Way] (Normal Costume)
* Selected Summons (Aegis & Asbel), featuring Aegis [Lance that Lights the Way] (Normal Costume)