Neddie

Neddie was the insane personal assistant of Richard Fatchurd and was an associate of The Lost Episode Resistance. He later sold out and became an informant for Rabe Maniels.

"WRECK IT RALPH!"-Neddie's catchphrase.

## Neddie

### Affiliation

The Lost Episode Resistance formerlyThe Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate

Richard Fatchurd formerly + deceased

The Shadow Reader formerly

Rabe Maniels deceased

Johnny Buggerton deceased

Joey deceased

Mikhail Faustin

## Overview

Neddie was the personal assistant of Richard Fatchurd. Neddie and Fatchurd have known each other for years. Neddie accompanies his boss everywhere. Neddie is addicted to chewits which often causes him to lose focus on his work much to the chagrin of Fatchurd. Neddie is never officially Made into The Lost Episode Resistance as The Shadow Reader didn't trust him enough. Despite this, Shadow did appoint Neddie as his driver and personal bodyguard. Neddie was an excellent driver and drove Fatchurd everywhere he needed to go. Shadow turns out to be right on not trusting Neddie as he later turns out to be working as a mole for Rabe Maniels and his Syndicate. Neddie deeply loves Rarity a fictional character from My Little Pony, and holds regular phone calls with her much to the chagrin of Shadow and Fatchurd. Due to his apparent insanity as well as his chewits addiction, Neddie often spurts out random phrases. His signature catchphrase is "WRECK IT RALPH!"

## Squidward's Sickness

In early September 2019, Neddie accompanied his boss to 10 Downing Street as per request of Prime Minister Rabe Maniels. Both men were subject to a lost episode of SpongeBob SquarePants named: "Squidward's Sickness." The episode turned out to really be a way to trap Fatchurd. Rabe Maniels appeared and dispatched his Slitheen henchmen to kill the pair. The Slitheen also tried to kill Neddie due to him not working for Maniels at the time. Unfortunately for Maniels, Fatchurd and Neddie were able to escape and were brought to the Yorkshire Hills Compound by Matthew Williams and Lazarus Marmite. Fatchurd joined the Resistance as a trusted enforcer meanwhile Neddie was relegated to an associate role.

## Betrayal

Two months later, Neddie and Fatchurd were visited by Notso Hott who had played a bootleg copy of Resident Evil 4 made by Rabe Maniels and his forces. Neddie was treated with very little respect during the conference even The Shadow Reader berates him, and even throws Neddie out of the window at one point. After getting thrown out of the window, Neddie was picked up by Rabe Maniels and Johnny Buggerton. Maniels offered Neddie all the chewits he could eat as long as he began telling Maniels about the Resistance's activities. Neddie agreed and became an informant for the Syndicate. Neddie managed to supply enough information to Maniels that the Resistance were aware they had a rat in the fold but none of them suspected Neddie. In fact, the majority of them including The Shadow Reader himself suspected Richard Fatchurd himself of being the rat. However, Neddie was unable to supply too much info at one time due to him only being an associate of the Resistance not a full on member. Neddie went on to help Maniels and Buggerton with arranging a hit on The Shadow Reader by bunking off work on a day he was meant to be driving Shadow home.

## Death

Thanks to their informer Joey, Skyrunner SG-1 discovered Neddie's role as a mole for Maniels. He ordered Fatchurd to kill Neddie in order to send a message to Maniels and Buggerton. Fatchurd and his butler Fritz had Neddie drive them to a small countryside side. At the countryside, Fatchurd left to take a dump while Fritz killed Neddie with a single shot to the head. Fatchurd replaced Neddie as his personal assistant immediately with Fritz. As a reward for getting rid of Neddie, Fatchurd was promoted to the rank of caporegime in the Resistance. Neddie's death brings a lot of heat down onto Fatchurd as the Resistance do not trust his judge of character. When Rabe Maniels learned of his informant's death: he was unconcerned having already eliminated the Resistance's biggest asset Luca Brasi.

## Personality

Neddie was very insane from an addiction to chewits. Despite this Neddie worked loyally for Richard Fatchurd as his PA well at least he used to. He was terrified of air conditioners. Though insane, Neddie was very emotionally sensitive, and deeply loved Rarity holding regular phones with her. Neddie was somewhat smart as he was able to conceal his role as a spy for Maniels somewhat effectively. It is unknown exactly how or why Neddie became an informant for Maniels. Whether he did so to get back at the Resistance for his bad treatment or was approached by Maniels privately remains unclear.

## Appearances In Funnypastas

Squidward's Sickness

Resident Evil 4 Bootleg Copy

Vito's Revenge (Mentioned)

Red Dead Redemption Cursed Copy

Small's Big Mistake (Killed)

Caillou Goes To Tesco (Mentioned)

The Fall Of Rabe Maniels Part One (Mentioned)

An Eggcellent Adventure (Mentioned)

## Trivia

* Neddie is terrified of air conditionrs.
* He is in love with Rarity a character from MLP, and holds regular phone calls with her when he is supposed to be working.
* Neddie's death has been confirmed canon in other funnypastas outside of The Rabe Maniels Arc.
* Despite not trusting Neddie, The Shadow Reader appointed Neddie to be his personal driver and bodyguard.
* Neddie has apparantley worked for Fatchurd for years.
* It is never made clear what Neddie's goal was for working with Rabe Maniels. Whether he did so to get back at Richard Fatchurd and the Resistance for his bad treatment or was just doing it to get more chewits remains unclear.
* His signature catchphrase is: "WRECK IT RALPH!"
* Neddie owns a red volkwagen beetle.
* Neddie is somewhat intelligent as he was able to work as a spy for Rabe Maniels for an entire month without being discovered.