RECYCLING BIN

**This is not a world. This is purgatory.**

Welcome to the **Recycling Bin**... this place used to be the metaphorical trash can, but we decided that was too harsh. Instead, old characters come here to rest before they're reworked and plugged back in to whatever story is in store for them. Thankfully, a lot of guys have been able to move out of here in recent years. These are the unlucky ones still waiting for their chance.

# UnOrdinary

### Caleb

The school's golden boy with telekinesis powers.

### Margeret

The school's golden girl with ice powers.

Naturally Caleb and Margeret were a thing. Also, I told Joy to name her Margeret because she hated the name, but I said if you like the character you'll end up liking the name you give for them. Spoiler alert: she still hates the name...

# ROBLOX

### Rob

A mute ninja who wore red plaid(?) He could actually talk but he just didn't because one time he blabbed too much and it ended up killing his dad (singing killed my grandma). I pretended I knew sign language while I was playing him when in reality I was like "\*signs\*" HELP

### c0nn3ct10n unst@bl3

A TV head teacher (with cat ears) when I thought TV heads were cool.. He spoke in all caps and was supposed to be one of those "cool" teachers except he was actually just incompetent and thought he was funny.

### h@ck3d!

c0nn3ct10n's son (he made him but h@ck3d doesn't know that)

### w@rd3n(?)

Kind of fuzzy on the name with this one...

# Warrior Cats

### Silverwing

A certified girlboss with the power to temporarily borrow any power from StarClan. I specifically remember this one part when she was running through the forest but it was so weird because she just kept getting faster and faster.. and I don't remember how that scene ends. Legends stay she's still getting fast to this day.

### Stormfur

An originally sickly kit who accidentally fell down a literal rabbit hole (I think it was a badger tunnel) and ended up in the river. Somehow he survived and he began a harsh life of living alone. He becomes swole as a result, I remember that was a very important detail to my younger self. .\_.

### Crimsonshade + 3 other kids

Of course Silverstream and Stonefur get together and have several kids with powers that I do not remember. I remember one of them was called Crimsonshade and he was all white with red eyes and had the power to.. wait for it.. bloodbend.....

# Elemental Planet

### Sparrow

He has the power to shapeshift. His mom has the power of clairyovance and his dad has the power of fire which has got to be the most random combination for shapeshifting. But anyway-- in the original story, he goes to Career day with his dad to a local orphanage (his dad is a blacksmith). Unfortunately for him, Knife snaps and murders every adult and kid in the orphanage because she hates adults and also was bullied. However, she spares Sparrow because he literally did nothing.

He goes on to join the Dark family and that's where I stopped doing anything for him. That's why he's here, despite being the original main character of the Elemental Planet series. The girl who killed his dad literally stole his thunder :(

# Misc late elementary/early middle school plots (Eunice)

**Unlike the others these will never find hope of redemption because they are so wild.**

### Lucas

This is absolutely mortifying to admit, but when I was in early middle school (I think) I did write a BL, and it has got to be the most Lezhin worthy BL to exist. Lucas is the main character and he's an outcast/nerd(?) but also a total sass. I remember he had black hair and glasses which just gives you insight into what my little mind was thinking. Anyway, he was once an extremely ugly kid; but he had a best friend that he always hung out with. One day, he goes to meet up with this friend at the arcade and overhears him trashing on him with the "popular" kids (and this trashing did include his butt-ugliness), and Lucas is so sad that he cuts off that friend forever. I remember specifically I said that he had a buzz cut, terrible acne, braces, and goofy glasses (which is pretty bad, I'll admit..)

Anyway, the friend moves away and Lucas forgets about him. Time passes. Lucas gets older and as he does he gets super pretty. Now he's in high school and has no friends and hates the world. As cruel fate would have it, his former friend moves back and he's a total hit with the popular crowd because he's hot and athletic, and he actually runs into Lucas but Lucas is not happy to see him (obviously). Turns out that's not where his problems end because the other love interest is actually Lucas' longtime bully. Looking back this bully was actually as much of a loser as Lucas though. He's giving major Gideon Graves.

I don't remember any name other than Lucas, but I kind of like him because he had so much raw attitude...

### Daniel

The next four ones read like they were written by a middle-aged man (it's literally typical women-written-by-men men-written-by-men and it's so bad). It's even worse because I remember all of the guy character's names but not a single girl. It's actually *insane* to think back to these and even more crazy at how young I was when I thought these up. This is turning into one big confessional. Anyway...

The story does not actually start with Daniel, it starts with this really cool Valkyrie girl who's a warrior and is actually really awesome now that I think back to her. Anyway, I think I got Valkyries and Amazonians mixed up because I established that she was part of a women-only warrior island (which while Valkyries are all women I was for sure thinking of Wonder Woman when I wrote this). She's doing her training when somehow she's zapped into the mortal world and coincidentally Daniel's backyard? I don't remember ever writing the rest of the story.

### Elijah

Despite never finishing the prequel I wrote a sequel. The sequel starts with the Valkryie from the last story now as queen of Valkyries and sneaking around with her baby Prince-of-Egypt style. We quickly find out that Daniel ended up actually marrying the Valkyrie girl (now woman (now queen)) and becoming King of the Valkyries? But I don't know how that would be unless the Valkyrie lady *was* royalty? And I know for sure that's not what I had in mind for her at all? Anyway, he's dead. Despite originally being able to convince the people that men were alright, the Valkyries couldn't stand it at some point and literally tore this guy apart with their bare hands. The Valkyrie queen was with child at the time and the people suspect it's a boy (it is), so they're in mutiny ready to break into the palace and kill this baby too.

The Queen plans to send her baby to Earth with her most trusted aid where she'll raise the kid alone. It's a tough thing to ask of your best friend now that I think about it. Something I do remember from this scene is I totally did the Valkyrie queen justice and gave her incredible hair in the dramatic candlelight, and also a really elaborate speech to absolutely nobody. Anyway, we also learn that this baby will literally be too hot when he grows up which will, for some reason, alert the entire Valkyrie nation that he is the Queen's kid. Naturally, the Queen's plan is to disguise him and tie the disguise's lifeforce to her trusted aid, because she knows that her BFF is too strong to be killed.

Years pass. Elijah (the kid) grows up looking totally normal and thinks his only surviving family is his "aunt". One day he wakes up and gets a call that his aunt got into a "car accident" (she was found out and killed). It's also then that he realizes that he looks like a redhead Shawn Mendes. This does not help his grief and he goes to the funeral extremely sad. It's also raining. Then, at that moment, he gets told by two random girls that he's in danger and he needs to get out of there ASAP, but he's way too sad to even care about them, to which they tote him like luggage and then get out of there ASAP. He has just enough time to see the very femme and extremely fatale death troupe chasing them before he gets chucked into a portal to the palace. But not THE palace, but like a summer home for the palace.

One really weird part that I remember is that at some point the Valkyrie Queen comes to visit, and Elijah gets really nervous because he's never met his mom. But then he gets told that she's actually too busy and didn't have time in her schedule, but she did send a servant girl who would report on him in her stead. Unknown to Elijah, the servant girl is actually his mom in disguise? But the absolute most awkward part is the fact that looking back, there was a weird romantic tension between Elijah and his *literal mom???????* At the time I think I played it off as "oh, her son just really reminds her of her husband" which is totally reverse Freudian and still so weird...

ALSO, at some point Luke (next section) and his wife come to visit Elijah because they were friends with Daniel, except they *BOTH* have really weird sexual tension with Elijah??? So not only was there implied incest but implied *pedophilia too??????????*

### Luke(?)

I think his name was Luke. Anyway, the story doesn't start with him either, it starts with this girl who we find out is a literal goddess and also the daughter of Zeus (I think)? And one day I think Luke accidentally somehow ends up in her garden, and she finds him red-handed. Originally she was going to rat him out but then she decides that he's so cute that they should get married??? Which is absolutely insane. And also I don't remember writing any more than that except knowing Luke becomes a god at the end.

And yes, Luke and Daniel were best friends before they both discovered mythology was real. I'm pretty sure Luke was the one who disappeared first, and Daniel was all like "well shucks" and then some Valkyrie falls from the sky.

### Lifeguard girl

Now for the final protagonist of this cursed series. This one is less old man and more very young girl which is truly the duality of my elementary literature (and I don't remember the mc's name either).

We start with her travelling to some beach town by bus. Apparently life has been tough and she's decided to take a break and get some me-time by taking a summer lifeguarding job far from home. She gets there and it's great. She's up on the first day of her job and while she's surveying the beach she thinks she recognizes these two guys, but she's thinks she's hallucinating because 1) she would never know guys that hot (the hairs raise on my arm) and 2) they were both literally dead. Yes, it's Luke and Daniel.

Apparently the three of them were best friends before everyone assumed they were dead. Luke asks mc about something without realizing it's his old BFF and lifeguard girl faints from shock. Yes, there was a planned love triangle (despite the fact that both Luke and Daniel are married and have families at this point). Also, as she wakes up in whatever place Luke and Daniel towed her off to, she overhears some extreme sexual tension between them. .\_. Two guys sitting in a hot tub

The worst thing about being literate is that you can make your characters do whatever you want, and I definitely think I learned this power way too early. And people say I wasn't an aspiring psychopath...

### Carriage

Not the name of the character, but the name of the story. I distinctively remember it being titled this in Word. Where I wrote everything. Also I changed the name so many times…

The story follows this princess who wakes up loving life because she’s cute and also happy engaged to this really kind and handsome prince (they are childhood sweethearts). I specifically remember she had this really pretty and nice maid who I think I planned to become free from servitude at some point and pursue her side character dreams? Anyway, she goes down to breakfast with her only surviving family member: her mom. Her mom (the Queen) was reportedly once very beautiful and soft-hearted until the King’s death. Well, nothing like some mother-daughter solidarity, because before they even dig in the Queen drops a total truth bomb that the MC’s betrothed just died. Apparently, it was a coup of some kind (?). I think I said it was terrorists. I’m not sure. Either way, he’s dead.

The MC is extremely saddened by these news. She sadly puts on her black clothes and sadly walks to the black carriage while it sadly rains and sadly takes off for her ex-betrothed’s funeral. However, the rain is so bad that they have to stop at the neighboring kingdom and emergency

# old plot (all from 8th grade to present bc memory suck-joy)

**these are all rofan grahhhhh \*cringe\***

### masked man x noble girl

8th grade was peak masked men phase where I hated seeing men faces but I loved rofan so I put the two together and got a very strange plot where a noble girl (who was verrry beautiful and had silver hair and purple eyes) randomly comes across this knight(?) who is also a demon from hell and never takes off his helmet just because. And noble girl was just so dainty and delicate and lovable so the knight fell for her even though he was big and scawy >:( and he pledged to be her knight and stuff and it was all super cheesy but at the time I was having heart palpitations bc bark bark hot masked man

and then the demons invaded earth for some reason and they declared war on the humans (idk why???). The king was also evil btw and i think he was trying to get beautiful and perfect noble girl to marry his butt ugly son who \*GAG\* showed his face (i might have just hallucinated all of that idk) but anyway noble girl is like "noooo stopppp look at my perfect masked demon hubby look into his eyes and tell me you cant fight him" and the king was like "oh fr " and then the war stopped and everyone was happy

i never actually wrote it down it was all in my head but i still have vivid memories of it (horror)

### not who made me a princess

WARNING: who made me a princess plagarism

okay so the ognovel went like this: there is this noble girl who has brown hair and green eye who was just a pure young lady when she meets this scary dude in an alleyway. scary dude is like "u gotta help me (i cant rememeber with what???)" and noble girl is just like "okay" and runs away with him???? and then its revealed that scary dude is acutally the long lost first prince of the empire who was dethroned when his uncle killed scary dude's dad and his dad's many lovers and became emperor. BUT ACTUALLY evil uncle forgot to kill scary dude's mom and the mom secretly ran away while pregnent with scary dude which is why scary dude is still alive. and then noble girl and scary dude overthrow the evil uncle (with the help of the uncle's tragic daughter who has a very soft heart and is also very beautiful who also DIES AT THE END) and then fall in love and live happily ever after as emperor an empress

(I JUST WANNA MENTION THAT NOBLE GIRL WAS 14!!!!!!! AND SCARY DUDE WAS LITERALLY LIKE;;;;;;; 19??????????????? PEDOOOO ALERTTT??? (I LITERALLY EVEN MENTIONED IT WHILE I WAS WRITING IT LIKE THE MC LITERALLY HAD INTERNAL DIALOGUE WHERE SHE WAS LIKE "THE EVIL UNCLE WAS BAD BUT THE REAL VILLAIN IS THE ML WHOS OUT HERE PREYING ON **14 YEAR OLDS**??????????")(SO LIKE;;;; I WAS AWARE????? THAT IT WAS WEIRD???? BUT I DIDNT CHANGE IT????????))

so then this girl isekais into the body of the tragic daughter of the uncle and is now a princess with a long and complicated name that starts with a C but i cant remember what it was :(. but yea anyway this girl is acting cute in order for her father (the evil uncle) to not kill her (**shamless plagarism**). but i just wanna say that the evil uncle (who is also now mc's dad) is literally a psychopath and irredeemable?? like im looking back now and he was so much worse than the dad from who made me a princess.

LIST OF THINGS THAT EVIL UNCLE/MC'S DAD DID: 1.) was a psychopath from birth 2.) literally killed his brother for no reason??? like im pretty sure that i also wrote in that evil uncle and scary dude's dad used to be besties but then evil uncle suddenly switched up and killed the guy??? 3.) became a black magic magician also for no reason and killed a ton of people 4.) was an awful ruler??? bro never did any actual ruling 5.) killed all of his brother's wives as well bc "i don't want any potential competitors for the throne" (THEN PROCEEDED TO HAVE HIS OWN CHILD \*FACEPALM\*) 6.) he was also a misogynist??? he hated them so much that he refused to touch one in order to have a child

and the way that mc was born is so weird and randomly detailed??? like basically evil uncle did mental gymnastics and decided that he needed a mini clone to do all of his evil bidding for him. so he proceeded to plunder a ton of cities and killed a bunch of people until he found this random woman and then impregnated her (USING BLACK MAGIC BC HE NEEDS TO STAY PURE) and then mc is born and the poor woman dies. and then the evil uncle decided to randomly be sentimental (after literally killing an innocent woman) and gave mc this really long and hard name that meant sun because "when she was born she looked like the sun" (??????? (what was i on??????)) AND THEN STARTS ABUSING HER???

but anyway 14 year time skip and mc is 14 and dad (supposedly) adores her and all is well. then the ognovel starts and the (also 14) noble girl shows up with scary dude to take the throne. and even though they were 100% justified i still framed them as the villain??? for some reason??? like i really hated the noble girl for some reason and tried to pin her as this gross white lotus who was only greedy for the throne (EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS LITERALLY 14 AND ALSO GROOMED) but yeah the story ended with the evil throne moochers being defeated and the evil uncle and the mc living happily ever after.

I DIDNT FORGET TO MENTION THE MALE LEAD OF THE STORY.