Ranks

Ranks is the head writer for Beeb Productions. He is also a protagonist in the Beeb Cinematic Universe, produced by Beeb Productions. He also appears in other comics such as Giraffe Files and The Incorrect Trousers

### Relatives

Unnamed FatherUnnamed Brother

Raven (wife)

Unnamed Son

Unnamed Son

### Affiliation

CEO of Marvel StudiosActor

Chatelodeon (formerly)

Chatelodeon Underground (formerly)

Fabulous Four (temporally)

## Biography

”The Getaway”

After winning the 100 quadrillion dollar jackpot on a scratch ticket, Ranks says goodbye to the group, and heads to the airport, where he sees Dabhdude, and gives him some money, and telling him to not go in a downward spiral, and that people do appreciate his work. Ranks gets on the plane and meets Karen, and he wants to “get it on”, Karen mistook it for the steaks. Ranks gets checked into his hotel, and decides to spend some money, he buys a hat, goes zip lining, and gets to dine at Hell’s Kitchen. He later goes to a bar and begins telling a story about him and Hyrule’s arguement. SuperJuniorLogan is right behind him and begins asking him what he has against Hyrule. He tells the story, in which she believed Logan was in serious danger due to a supposed medical malpractice when he got an ultrasound, after exposing her and every point she made, she called Ranks, Sml Reviews, and Leni haters and ran off. After the story, SuperJuniorLogan calls Ranks a liar and attacks him, however Ranks throws his glass of beer at SJL, causing SJL to flee with his bodyguards. Ranks decides to purchase a “Super-Soldier Serum”, which increases physicality, durability, endurance, and basically can enhance you beyond the peak of human potential, in order to help protect himself. After the injection, he decides to go to a bonfire. SJL and the bodyguards jump Rank, due to his newfound strength, he tossed the guards in the bonfire, and punted SJL away, presumably in the ocean. His trip returns to normal for a few weeks, Leni calls Ranks to check up on him. When Ranks asks how it’s going back home, Leni explains LJC’s kidnapping and near death experience, as well as Beeb’s death and resurrection. Ranks decides to invite some of the group to Hawaii to relieve them of all the stress caused by Hyrule.

## Appearances

Beeb Productions Movie 1 (flashback)

Day in the Life of 71

Giraffe Files

The Getaway

Beeb Productions Movie 2: Hawaii!

71’s The Incorrect Trousers

Beeb Productions Movie 3: Infinity War

BP Direct | 5.10.19

Le Chat!!! Go(es)!!! To Ireland!!! (smlflix parody)

Assholes Unite!

Giraffe Files 2

Assholes Unite: Dino Squad

Beeb Productions Bundle: Many Adventures With 71!

JT & The Secret of the FBI!

Beeb Productions Movie IIII: Endgame

Assholes Unite: Chatcraft

Be More Chill!

Wreck It Ironic Man!

Assholes Unite: The Movie!

Beeb Productions Movie V: Originality

Beeb Productions Sponsor: The Final Battle

Hyrule: Life in Prison (BP SHORT)

Be Even More Chill!

Lance and Jeffy Chilly: Far From Home

Chatelodeon

SJL: The Meetup (BP SHORT)

The Fabulous Four

Guns Blazin’

Ratings: Micro Madness

Chatelodeon vs The Fabulous Four

Karen The Pilot: Minor Turbulence

Ranks: Lightning Strikes

B3 More Chill!

Chatelodeon: Halloween!

Leni: Two Kings

Chatelodeon: Divided

Armageddon

Beeb Productions Movie IV: The Final Beeb

## Trivia

* Ranks was hired by Beeb and replaced Beeb as the head writer
* Beeb Productions Movie 1 was originallay going to be a one-off comic , until Ranks convinced Beeb to make sequel, this started the Beeb Cinematic Universe.

Beeb Cinematic Universe

* Ranks cameos in Beeb 1 in one of LJC’s flashbacks