The Week Long Object Show 01 - Rounding The Edges

*Water Bottle and Coffee Cup are talking in a park.*

**Water Bottle:** No, I don't know. She wasn't surprised.

**Coffee Cup:** Oh, ok then.

*Radiator walks over to Water Bottle and Coffer Cup.*

**Radiator:** Hey guys! What are you two talking about?

*Water Bottle kicks Radiator.*

**Water Bottle:** Get away Radiator! This is a private conversa-

*Suddenly, someone falls from the clouds and falls in front of the contestants.*

**Skateboard:** What's going on over here?

**Water Bottle:** Nothing, Coffee Cup. Let's just go away before that guy says anything-

*Suddenly, the figure, who seems to be a giant floating letter I with no limbs or facial features, starts talking.*

**Improvisy:** My name is Improvisy! And you all are competing in my object show, named The Week Long Object Show!

**Radiator:** what

**The Week Long Object Show.**

**A week long object show with seven episodes for seven days.**

**Starring seven contestants, with Improvisy as the host.**

**The prize of a week's vacation.**

**This is...The Week Long Object Show.**

*Cut back to the contestants.*

**Improvisy:** So, did you see the intro?

**Radiator:** What intro?

**Improvisy:** Ok, good! There's eight of you, right?

**Desktop:** I only count seven!

**Radiator:** Yeah, only seven. Also, what's the prize?

**Improvisy:** Hm...I never really wanted a super long competition, this is perfect! A week it is! And your prize, is a vacation!...to somewhere! For a week.

**Water Bottle:** Well, what if we don't want to compete?

*Improvisy turns to Water Bottle and seven hands emerge from inside of him. each hand has a shotgun, all directed at Water Bottle.*

**Water Bottle:** Oh.

*Cut to inside of a residential building.*

**Coffee Cup:** A retirement home?

**Improvisy:** Yup! Today's contest is to get out of this place! The last two contestants to do so are up for elimination. Go!

*Improvisy teleports out of the building.*

**Water Bottle:** Come on Coffee Cup, let's go-

**Coffee Cup:** What if I don't want to go with you?

**Water Bottle:** Do you?

**Coffee Cup:** Good point!

*Water Bottle and Coffee Cup walk to look for an exit.*

**Fedora:** Typical.

**Weighty:** Hey Fedora! Wanna team up?

**Fedora:** Sure, whatever.

**Skateboard:** Wait that leaves me with Radiator and Desktop!

**Radiator:** What's wrong with me?

**Skateboard:** Oh yeah.

*Weighty, Fedora, Skateboard, and Radiator walk off, leaving Desktop.*

**Desktop:** Look at me. I'm all left alone again.

*Cut to see what Coffee Cup and Water Bottle are doing.*

**Coffee Cup:** So, what's the plan?

**Water Bottle:** Let's go to see if any of these windows are unlocked!

*Water Bottle and Coffee Cup open every window in a 45 windowed room, none of them are openable.*

**Coffee Cup:** Aw.

*Cut to Weighty and Fedora, who walk by Desktop.*

**Fedora:** Hey Desktop-wait. Weren't you satying in the main room?

**Desktop:** Yes?

**Fedora:** We've been walking in circles, Weighty.

**Weighty:** Hold on, aren't windows made of glass?

**Fedora:** Yeah-OH YEAH!

*Fedora throws Weighty at the glass, which isn't actually glass. It's saran wrap, and Weighty gets flung off to hit Desktop's face.*

**Weighty:** Run.

**Fedora:** Wait, the glass bent! We can tear through it!

*Cut to Skateboard and Radiator.*

**Radiator:** You think the roof is unlocked?

**Skateboard:** Maybe.

*Radiator and Skateboard reach the top of the building, where the door is unlocked. They exit the building from there.*

**Radiator:** WE'RE OUT!

. . .

**Radiator:** I said, WE'RE OUT!

*Improvisy teleports to the top near Skateboard and Radiator.*

**Improvisy:** Huh? Oh. You have to get off the property to win the challenge!

*Improvisy teleports away.*

**Skateboard:** Drat. Well, let's leave, before it's too late.

*Skateboard attempts to unlock the door to leave the roof, but it is locked.*

**Radiator:** Crap.

*Cut to Coffee Cup and Water Bottle, who are still looking for unlockble windows.*

**Water Bottle:** I'm starting to think that this is a waste of time-

*Water Bottle opens a window.*

**Coffee Cup:** Yay! Let's go!

*Water Bottle and Coffee Cup exit the building and walk away, where they meet Improvisy.*

**Improvisy:** Good job Coffee Cup and Water Bottle! You are the third and foruth people safe!

**Water Bottle:** Third and fourth?

**Fedora:** Yo.

**Improvisy:** So now it's down to the dead Desktop, the stuck on the roof Radiator, and...the also stuck on the roof Skateboard.

**Weighty:** BOO!

*Cut back to Radiator and Skateboard.*

**Radiator:** Oh no Skateboard! We're in the bottom three! I think. One of us, or two of us, are gonna be up for elimination!

**Skateboard:** The last person is Desktop, gonna be one of us.

**Radiator:** Still! How are we gonna get off the roof!

**Skateboard:** One of us can cushion the other, but that's a bad idea because then the cushion would be up for-

*Radiator kicks Skatebaord off the roof and jumps off after. Skateboard falls on the floor, shattering hiself, and Radiator lands on top, unharmed.*

**Radiator:** Sorry.

**Improvisy:** And Radiator is safe!

**Radiator:** Phew.

**Improvisy:** Due to not exiting the retirement home first, and also dying, Skateboard and Desktop are up for elimination!