Stathward Global University

**Stathward Global Universe** (**SGU**) is an institution of higher learning located in Eastern Shade. The motto of the university is "A place for everyone. A place for you." Stathward was founded by Gregory Stathward in 023, in an effort to help rebuild what was lost and save what might soon disappear.

The university is visible from the South Coast Line of the CityRail network of trains, and is specifically located near Mur Pier Station.

## Brochure

Stathward Global University.
A place for everyone. A place for you.
Considering excellence
No, you're considering furthering your education. You're about to take an exciting new step of your life! What are you ínto?
Engineering, medicine, arts
No matter your passions, SGU has a program for you, with industry specific connections to get you situated in the job of your dreams, right out the :gate.
Stathward's impressive reputation is a boone to any resume, and our mad-dog legal team is here to defend you if stiuations ever goes awry.
Do you like music? Excellent! Computers? Sure! Healing people? Totally! Law? yeah alright! We've got it all!
This is just a small selection of graduates from our accredited Stock Photo Modelling program- the number 1 such program of its type in Eastern Shade.
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Why choose us?
200 years of experience
Stathward was founded by Gregory Stathward in 023, in an effort to help rebuild what was lost and save what might soon disappear. In this effort he was successful; SGU houses the world's second largest library, and first largest collection of pre-silence literature and film. Our media studies program is the leading resource for old-world, and all alumni get lifetime access to our Media Library.
Premiere Latin education
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Admission
SGU will accept anyone. All we ask is a dedication to learning and passion for discovery, and 5,300 a month in fees.
Our world-famous payment enforcement programs will guarantee that, no matter what life throws at you, you're paying your dues, guaranteed.
Admission papers can be obtained from the Admission Hall of the Global Finance building every second tuesday between the hours of noon and 1pm, or you can mail in questions with an added fee of 2,500.
We look forward to hearing from you.
So what are you waiting for? Enroll now to begin the next step of your amazing journey, as you enter a new world of learning, discovery, and debt.
For 200 years Sathward has been at the forefront of innovation and education. We're not gonna suddenly stop.
Why choose less?
Money is no object
So, you want to attend SGU, but doesn't have the funds?
No worries, no problems. Visit the funds office to fill out the application form, along with
1) A letter of acceptance from SGU
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3) Original Birth Certificate
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5) Proof of address
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7) Application...
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