Poof-a-Sitter/Quotes

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*(Timmy's room; Cosmo, Wanda and Poof appear, with Wanda holding a ton of diapers)*
**Timmy:** Having troubles with Poof again, huh?
**Cosmo:** Yes. You know, we're starting to get tired of taking care after him.
**Timmy:** So, this means that you should take a break while I...
**Wanda:** No. Us taking a break sounds nice, but we're not gonna leave our son with someone who ended up revealing him to the news, nearly losing him, and reading a scary story to him. I, for one, think your sister should babysit Poof while we're gone.
**Timmy:** Look, guys, I said I was sorry! I know that I don't exactly have the best track record when it comes to babysitting Poof, but that's all in the past. Cosmo, Wanda, I think it would be fair if you give me one more chance to take over for you in babysitting Poof. I'll try better this time. I promise. Unless you want Jorgen to know about your mistreatment of me and how you violated Da Rules...
**Cosmo:** *(gasp)*
**Wanda:** You wouldn't!
**Cosmo:** If Jorgen finds out, he'll give us a warning, or worse, put us on probation, or even worse, fire us from being Timmy's fairy godparents!
**Wanda:** Okay, fine, Sport, you can babysit Poof. Just don't do anything stupid while we're gone!
*(Cosmo and Wanda poof away)*
**Timmy:** I'm so sick and tired of being abused by my fairy godparents. If only there was a way to get my revenge on them...
**Poof:** I know the feeling, Timmy. I'll get someone who can help you. *(poofs away, then poofs back with Foop)*
**Timmy:** Foop?!
**Foop:** Say my name and I magically appear! Well, I showed up before you said my name but you know where I'm going.
**Timmy:** This is gonna sound crazy, but I need you to do me a favor.
**Foop:** What is it?
**Timmy:** I need you to distract Cosmo and Wanda and scare them as payback for mistreating me.
**Foop:** Oh, sounds fun! For me, at least. What did they do to you, anyway?
**Timmy:** Well, they poofed me to rabid alligators even after I saved Poof and apologized, and they pretended to be Scary Fairies, scaring me in order to get me to apologize to Poof after I read him a scary story and made him cry!
**Foop:** Ugh! That's just sick, and that's saying something, considering I'm an Anti-Fairy! We would never treat our anti-godchildren like that.
**Timmy:** Okay, Foop, here's the plan. *(whispers into Foop's ear)*
**Foop:** Uh-huh, I understand. Well, Timmy, (shake hands) you got yourself a deal.
*(Timmy's hand was full of grease)*
**Foop:** Sorry, I had one too many sticks of bacon at the Cake'N'Bacon this morning.

*(Fairy World; Cosmo and Wanda smell something tasty; they see a sign saying "Free Rump Roasts", leading to a hole)*
**Cosmo:** Free Rump Roasts? Don't mind if I do!
**Wanda:** *(as Cosmo grabs her hand)* Cosmo, wait, it could be a...
*(Cosmo rushes to the hole with Wanda, only to get trapped inside a cage in an old house with a television)*
**Wanda:** ...trap.
**Foop:** *(seen from the TV screen, with Saw-like make-up, and a distorted voice)* Hello.
**Cosmo:** Who are you? What do you want?
**Wanda:** And why does this remind me of a certain horror movie?
**Foop:** I want to play a game.
**Cosmo:** What game?
**Foop:** A game of Maim Your Godchild And Your Son!
**Wanda:** That's ridiculous! Timmy is at home babysitting Poof.
**Foop:** I've kidnapped them both, and they'll meet their fate in the videos you're about to watch.
**Cosmo:** Oh, I don't like the sound of that.
**Wanda:** I'll have you know, we take good care of our godchild, and Poof too!
**Foop:** Oh, really? (presses a button) Then perhaps a little filming evidence might refresh your simple minded memories!
*(TV flickers to show footage of Wanda poofing Timmy and Poof to the rabid alligators, who then attack them both; Cosmo and Wanda gasp)*
**Wanda:** Okay, I may have sent Timmy there, but I don't remember sending *Poof* there.
**Cosmo:** So what if we mistreated Timmy this one time? No big deal!
**Foop:** *(laughs)* There's more where that came from!
*(Foop presses a button; TV flickers to show Timmy and Poof in dark as a truck horn sounds and a light gets closer to them, hitting them, revealing to be a truck; Timmy looks up, seeing scary versions of Cosmo and Wanda in the cockpit, with Wanda honking the horn; Timmy screams and runs off)*
**Wanda:** What?! We would *never* hurt our son!
*(Foop presses a button; TV flickers to Timmy and Poof in the dark; train crossing sounds are heard as a light approaches them with a train horn)*
**Timmy:** Oh no, TRAAAAAAIN! *(gets hit by the light; which indeed turns out to be a train; a scary version of Wanda dressed as the conductor stamps a picture of Timmy on the side of the train next to three dogs; Timmy screams as the train hits a brick wall)*
**Cosmo:** *(screams alongside Wanda)* Please, don't hurt Poof and Timmy!
**Foop:** *(evil laugh)* And for the cherry on top of your misery sundae, watch this!
*(Foop presses a button; TV flickers to show Timmy and Poof at an airfield; a pink plane shines above them, with scary versions of Cosmo and Wanda as pilots)*
**Scary Cosmo:** Prepare for take-off!
*(Timmy and Poof scream as Timmy attempts to run away from the plane, but gets latched on a wheel; while the plane is flying, a cloth is ripped from his outfit; Timmy and Poof yell in fear as they land into a pool of acid; the camera cuts to Cosmo and Wanda's shocked reactions as soon as Timmy and Poof land in the pool)*
**Cosmo and Wanda:** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *(sobbing)*
**Foop:** So, how does it feel knowing that you'll never see your son and Timmy again?
**Wanda:** *(in tears)* Sad *(angrily)* and angry! *(breaks out of the cage while Cosmo is still weeping)* You'll pay for this, whoever you are! *(fires with her wand at the TV; revealing Foop behind the screen using a voice modulator)*
**Foop:** *(normal voice)* Uh oh. *(gets blasted by Wanda)*
**Wanda:** *(to Cosmo; in tears)* Come on, Cosmo, let's go get our stuff from the fishbowl. We have failed at being good fairy godparents.
**Cosmo:** *(crying)* I can't believe we lost our son!

*(Timmy's room; Cosmo and Wanda poof to their fishbowl, in tears, when they hear a familiar voice)*
**Timmy:** *(off-screen)* And so the scary monster *(shown on-screen, reading to Poof, with the diapers in the trash can)* was destroyed once and for all, and everyone lived happily ever after.
**Cosmo:** *(gasps)* Poof! Timmy! *(hugs Timmy and Poof)* I thought you were gone!
**Poof:** No, dad, we're both alive and well. And Timmy's been a good babysitter.
**Wanda:** *(wiping her tears)* How is this possible?! I thought you both got kidnapped and were dumped into acid by us, which we don't even remember doing! Did you clone yourselves?
**Timmy:** That wasn't real.
**Cosmo and Wanda:** What?!
**Timmy:** Yeah, you just walked into the corner of pay and back. We asked Foop to make videos of us getting mistreated by you both as a scare. We didn't really get maimed all those times and get dumped into a pool of acid, it was all made up.
**Wanda:** Wait a minute, you're telling us that those videos of you being tortured by us were fake?!
**Timmy:** Yep, you needed to learn your lesson about mistreating and endangering me.
**Cosmo:** But did you *really* have to involve Poof in this too?
**Timmy:** I'm sorry, but it's probably the only way you'd get to care about me. Look, guys, I love you, but I've absorbed so much abuse from you, so I decided to get back at you for all the times you did this to me. Please, don't punish me for this!
**Cosmo:** He's got a good point, Wanda.
**Wanda:** You know...I think me and Cosmo both owe you an apology.
**Cosmo:** Hate to sound less of me, but it's "Cosmo and I".
**Timmy:** You mean it?
**Wanda:** Yes, Sport. We realized that we were a bit too harsh on you, so, from now on, we promise not to hurt you on purpose ever again.
**Cosmo:** We're sorry.
**Timmy:** Apology accepted.
*(Timmy and his fairies hug)*
**Timmy:** You know, guys, maybe Poof is better off being babysat by you instead of me.
*(Timmy and his fairies laugh; fade to black with Foop popping up)*
**Foop:** Just to reiterate, I do not tolerate fairies abusing their godchildren!
*(ending title card)*