Boring Hide and Seek

Boring Hide and Seek is the fifth episode.
Its also the first movie of the Peppa Pig Abridged Series.

## Synopsis

Peppa and George play a boring game of hide and seek, but when George hides, Peppa goes on the biggest adventure in the world!!

## Transcript

Peppa: Boring Hide and Seek.

(The family is lined up in the living room)

## Episode Guide

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Mummy: We are going to play a game called-

George: (Whispering) Boring.

Mummy: -Hide and Seek!

Peppa: How do we play?

Mummy: First you must find something to hide in.

George: (Whispering) Boring.

Peppa: And then what happens?

Mummy: The person finds him/her.

Peppa: I’LL HIDE FIRST!

Narrator: Peppa is looking for somewhere to hide!

George: This is gonna be so easy!

(George looks everywhere for Peppa in a montage. Mega Man 2 title music plays.)

George: Where the fuck are you?!

(Peppa laughs inside the bedroom)

George: What was that?!

Narrator: What’s that strange noise?

George: PEPPAH ES EN TEH BEEDWOOM (Translated: Peppa is in the bedroom!)

(George goes inside the bedroom)

George: GRRRRRR. WHERE ARE YOU PEPPAH?!

(Peppa laughs inside a basket)

Narrator: There’s that strange noise again! What can it be?

(George looks inside the basket, Peppa pops up)

Peppa: BOO!

George: WAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peppa: HAHA!

George: YOU BITCH!

Peppa: SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP!

George: MY TURN!

Narrator: George is looking for somewhere to hide!

Peppa: This is definitely gonna be easy!

(Peppa looks for George)

Peppa: I was in the bedroom hiding first, so George must be... here! Oh.

(George laughs in a unknown world)

Peppa: MEEP!

Narrator: What’s that strange noise?

Peppa: Gerge most bi en d bathrum. (Translated: George must be in the bathroom.)

(cut to the bathroom)

Peppa: George always has Mr. Dinosaur in the bath, so George must be... here! Oh. OH!

(George laughs in a unknown world)

Narrator: There’s that weird noise again! What can it be?

Peppa: GORGE MOOST BEH EN MOOMY AND DADY’S ROOOM! (Translated: George must be in Mummy and Daddy’s room!)

(cut to Mummy and Daddy’s room)

(Peppa looks inside the vase)

Peppa: AHAAA! I wi- What?!!

Narrator: George is not in the vase.

(Peppa looks under Mummy and Daddy’s bed)

Peppa: Ha! I win this gam- Come On!!

Narrator: George is NOT under the bed.

Peppa: I know! Gorge ALWYS PLYS WYTH MISTAH DIE-NO-SORE EN TEH GUARDEN!! (Translated: George always plays with Mr. Dinosaur in the garden!)

(cut to outside the house)

Peppa: George must be......... her- AW COME ON!!

Narrator: George IS NOT in the garden, unfortunately for Peppa.

Peppa: I’m not giving up hope! I’m gonna go to... Nullspace.

(Cut to a blackish-gray background)

Peppa: GEORGE! Where are you George? GEORGE!

(Peppa looks for george in nullspace in a 2 minute montage. Song: Nullspace - Part 1 from Sonic Forces)

Peppa: (sobby-whine) WHERE ARE YOU!? WAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAH! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!??!!

(music stops. George laughs)

Peppa: (weary voice) George...?

Narrator: George must be hiding in Nullspace, but where?

Peppa: I know, Mr. Narrator person!

George: BOOOOOOOOO!

Peppa: AAAAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

George: Hahahahahahahaha! Did you see that? Hahaha!

Peppa: AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

George: Uh... Peppa?

Peppa: AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

George: Peppa, I was just-

Peppa: AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAH!

George: PEPPA I WAS JUST-

Peppa: AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO-

George: PEPPA I WAS PLAYING A PRANK ON YOU BECAUSE OF ONE REASON YOU SCARED ME AT THE 1ST ROUND BECAUSE OF ONE REASON YOU POPPED OUT OF THE FUCKING BASKET!

Peppa: It all makes sense now! You, George, got revenge by hiding in NullSpace.

George: C’mon, Peppa! Let’s go home.

(credits play. Song: Don’t You Cry/Normal Staff Roll - from Major Magnet)

## Trivia

* This is the longest episode of Peppa Pig Abridged

* This is the first movie of Peppa Pig Abridged.