Potatopians

## Potatopian

The Potatopians are a species of carnivorous bipedal beings with two arms. They are scientists, and thus, want to research many things. Their homeworld is Potatopia. They are currently the oldest species.

## History

### Cell

#### Generation 1

**2,400,050 BC:** the first Potatopian emerged from a meteor on planet Potatopia. They were carnivorous, and ate various other cells. They had a pair of cilia for movement and fast turning. Additionally, they had three flagella for faster movement. They had stalk eyes with spikes on the front for easier killing for food.

#### Generation 2

**1,750,000 BC:** the Potatopian cell evolved. It now had a jet for even faster movement, though it lost the three flagella. It had also gained another pair of cilia. It became thinner, and it's color became purple. It gained blue stripes.

### Creature

#### Generation 3

**642,000 BC:** the Potatopians evolved to gain legs, and climbed onto land.

#### Generation 4

**371,280 BC:** The Potatopians evolved arms, as well as better attacking, with stronger feet and hands. They had gotten a lighter color.

#### Generation 5

**143,157 BC:** The Potatopians evolved wings and a better mouth, as well as a better Spit part.

**5,000 BC:** A group of Potatopians went to kill off the Potatosaurs. The fight was fierce, both sides losing a few members, but the Potatopians were slightly stronger, and as such, they won the battle, killing the Potatosaurs off.

### Tribal

#### Generation 6

**4,918 BC:** The Potatopians evolved once more, drastically changing. They had developed feet which could be used for dancing and charging, hands which could be used for posing and striking, a mouth which could be used for singing and biting, as well as better wings. They also evolved a flower on their heads for more social ability. They had also gained enough intelligence to form tribes.

**4,640 BC:** The Potatopians gained a new outfit, improving their social, gathering, and combat abilities.

**4,570 BC:** The Potatopians located a tribe of Potatdragons.

**4,550 BC:** Invention of didgeridoos.

**4,527 BC:** The Potatopians begin to use the didgeridoos to impress the Potatdragons. Eventually, it results in them becoming allies.

**4,525 BC:** The Potatopians share the technology of didgeridoos with the Potatdragons, allowing the Potatdragons to use the didgeridoos.

**3,782 BC:** Invention of fishing spears.

**3,264 BC:** The Potatopians encounter a tribe of Scorpiolings.

**3,218 BC:** The Potatopians fight the Scorpiolings using the fishing spears, and eventually defeat the Scorpiolings.

**2,740 BC:** The Potatopians encounter a tribe of Taterians. They befriend them with the use of didgeridoos. Additionally, the Potatopians invent maracas.

**2,105 BC:** The Potatopians encounter and befriend a tribe of Tateriuses.

**1,783 BC:** The Potatopians learn how to make wooden horns from the Tateriuses.

**1,285 BC:** The Potatopians encounter and become allies with a tribe of Garditaters.

**897 BC:** The Potatopians attempt to kill Techtater due to his large amount of knowledge being seen as magic. However, Techtater manages to escape before the execution.

### Civilization

#### Early Civilization

**673 BC:** Invention of bricks. The Potatopians begin use of these for buildings and ovens.

**300 BC:** Metals begin to be used for tools.

**23 BC:** The very first vehicle is made. (Potatimobile)

**43 AD:** Potatimobiles begin to be able to spread religion. Additionally, the Potatopians become a city.

#### Mid-Civilization

**121 AD:** Two spice colonies are taken by the Potatopian nation.

**137 AD:** The Yellow Nation, Brown Nation, and Blue Nation split off from the Potatopian Nation, being economic, religious, and militaristic respectively.

**189 AD:** The Potatopian Nation accepts a trade route offer from the Yellow Nation.