"Skarzy The Reptilian!"

two idiots were hanging out on the side of my house one day my friend asked the guy who was dressed as a ninja

**Jack:** “watchya doin'?”

**Ninja:** “I have no idea what I’m doing here. what are you doing?”

**Jack:** “uhh nothing just messing around”

but suddenly something behind him caught my friend’s attention

**Jack:** “uhh dude is there something behind you?”

**Ninja:** “what? what are you talking about?”

he then can hear deep breathing coming from behind him he slowly turned to see a mysterious silver greyscale reptilian monster with a scar on it’s face and a small red mark in the coroner of his eye welding a clawed hand with neon colors on each razor of his claws he spoke to them

**Skarzy:** “I AM SKARZY THE REPTILIAN!”

**Jack:** “uh what’s your name again?”

**Skarzy:** “i said my name is Skarzy The Reptilian! and This is my weapon”

his clawed hand: THE RAPTOR’S CLAW!

**Ninja:** “oh yeah? and I’m on a crash diet just what kind of thing you usually do?”

**Skarzy:** “oh really I’m gonna blow that dumb look right off your STUPID FACE!”

he lets out his mighty roar as he charges towards him and claws him to death

**Jack:** “OH MY SHRIMP!!!”

Jack then ran off screaming in horror as Skarzy finishes clawing his next victim

**Ninja:** “can’t hold on much longer…”

**Skarzy:** “remember kid… PLAY NICE!”

Skarzy then ran off to go after my friend while my friend was running pass my mailbox screaming until Skarzy jumped out from behind a telephone pole Jack turned around and sprinted off he passed by some goofball dancing about copy papers the guy turned towards Skarzy charging at him and then jumps on him biting his face off from his frontal lobe.

**Skarzy:** “YOUR FACE IS MINE!”

Jack acted loopy while running towards my fence Skarzy then teleports behind him Jack stops and turns on him with a funny grin on his face Skarzy then taunts him by pretending to chopping his digits off and magically grows them back then proceeds to chew on his fingers Jack climbs over my fence then runs to my shed while laughing hysterically Skarzy appears over the fence and says

**Skarzy:** “ahhh… he is here somewhere! Skarzy’s comin’ for ya BOY… I KNOW YOUR HERE SOMEWHERE…”

he sees the shed and heads on over there Jack makes it behind my shed it all seems find he walks to the back of the shed as soon as he makes it to the back Skarzy appears out of nowhere and jumps on him and swallows him whole.

meanwhile at my garage a mad scientist and his assistant were busy working on an experiment going for their first phase by combining 2 blades into one as he begins the process the blades becomes a club the scientist says

**Scientist:** “EXCELLENT! phase 2 complete!”

until Skarzy shows up and scares the assistant away he then looks at the scientist as the scientist throws his device on the ground and cries out

**Scientist:** “WHAT IS ALL THE MEANING OF THIS?”

Skarzy approaches up right next to him the scientist as he looks at the monster as the creature tells him

**Skarzy:** “YOU WILL BE NEXT…!”

***footage of the monster's sightings:***

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7zUwq8232E
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRPn0rx4G78
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814\_Spzi7l4&t=1723s

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### ***VIDEO VERSION:***

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7zUwq8232E
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRPn0rx4G78