Blargineer

"Ghurr..."  -One of The Blargineer's signature vocalizations.

**Blargineer** is the archetypal Engineer Freak Monster originally created by Jelloman35.

## Overview

### Appearance

The Blargineer is actually a species rather than a single Freak. All Blargineer have in common their Engineer body and their distinctly malformed faces, Which are Inverted and Stretched.

They appear in many different colors And wear several different hats and can use multiple weapons including the Gunslinger.

The Blargineer Speak in a Jumbled Language Consisting of Mixed words and Distorted Growls. Their Language is Assumed to be called the Blargis. It's not known if it is really a Language but they speak it anyways.

### Origins

The Blargineer is a mysterious species. They are often encountered completely unexpectedly, while some appear on their own is just as surprising. They possess certain abilities that make them stand out even among other Freaks and they inspire fear in all but the most powerful of their freakish brethren.

It all started with an Engineer being Experimented on by Red Medic. he was Injected with a Prototype-Cure for a disease made up by the Medic to give him an Excuse for his Sadistic Tests. The Experiment Failed for the Red Medic his anger made him Boil over and he Flipped out in his Lab. Tossing Objects like Test Tubes and Vials Everywhere. one of them Contained liquid Australium. it hit the Container the Engineer was contained in. Leaking Through the engineer got touched by the Australium and began to Mutate. his face began to shift and invert stretching and morphing. The Red Medic Saw what Horrible Abomination he Created and Smiled. Putting his hands on the glass and leaning against it. he Chuckled. "Heheheh... It worked..." he Spoke to the Engineer for a while then he let it out. telling him to Leave and Find as many Engineers as possible.

The Original Blargineer Spread the Plague to as many engineers as he could. making him responsible for the Creation of the Variants of Blargineers.

### Stock Blargineer Abilities

The Blargineer possesses many odd powers. Some of them are common to all known specimens, while others are exclusive to a particular variant or even individual beings. The following list contains the most common special abilities of the species in general:

Claw Firing: a very common ability that involves shooting Small Claws/Hooks out of their hands and using them as grappling hooks or projectiles.

Regeneration: one of the universal powers; the Blargineer are able to quickly recover any lost limbs every time it is needed. Some Blargineer individuals can completely reform from a single leftover part of their body, and even duplicate themselves if one has been gibbed into many parts.

Inhuman strength: Blargineers often easily overwhelm and dismember their victims, though the extent of their physical prowess varies greatly depending on the race.

Enhanced durability: in addition to their increased healing factor, some Blargineers are actually even difficult to injure.

Infection: The Blargineer Possess the Ability to Infected their Victims into Other Blargineers. Although this only works on other Engineers as of the Current State.

* "Blargineer Firing His Claw"
* "Blargineer Recovering His Wounded Arm"
* "Blargineer Strangling a Red Sniper"
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### Faults and Weaknesses

The Blargineer does not seem to have a uniform weakness, and their faults vary greatly between races and particular individuals.

What is known for sure about them is that they are never immune to special abilities of other Freaks, including but not limited to Cave Dwellers Insta-Kill, Death Machines Red Gun, Tv Heads  Television Pistol or Beetle Juice Spy's Neck Snap. As a result, during an encounter with a hostile Blargineer, it is highly advisable to use whatever unique powers or tricks are at one's disposal because usually they are not taken down easily using conventional solutions.

## Variants

There are several races of the Blargineer species, whose powers and attitudes are often surprisingly different from one another:

### Main Species

Patient Zero Blargineer

Blu Blargineer

Chrome Blargineer

BLK Blargineer

Undead Blargineer

Hunter Blargineer

ORG Blargineer

YLO Blargineer

PRL Blargineer

GRN Blargineer

WHT Blargineer

### Notable Individuals

There are several individual Blargineers who stand out among their brethren because of their actions and/or peculiar traits.

The Enhanced Blargineer

The Cursed Blargineer

The Miner