The Great Zulu Warrior

## Warlord Zuluview

#### (General Overview)

The Great Zulu Warrior (commonly abbreviated as GZW, also known as the Monster from the Weast or Black Bull, birth name of Sigidi Mansa Gugulethu) is a powerful warrior from a terrestrial tribe from the Wild Badlands of the Hood. He is most known for the destruction he wreaks across most places he travels to. He also is famous for defeating many dangerous entities and saving many places in the Hydrosphere. Having been born into the highest Caste of his tribe, the Zulu tribe, he was always destined for a respectable place in the Zulu tribe as a war chief or civil chief. However, omens and prophecy alerted his tribe to his destiny. Groomed by the Zulu's most pious and holy Zulucord groomers to be the greatest warrior. Upon his passage unto Zuludom, he was violently forced out of his tribe, and told "Not to come back until you can physically stop all of us from kicking you out." Forced to travel the Hood, Sigidi gave into his wanderlust, blood lust, and regular lust. He went on a rampage, upon which he gained the nickname "Zulu Cracka" After being ejected from the Hood, he went deeper into the hydrosphere, dueling all those he viewed as worthy opponents. After many years of this, he dueled Dr.Phil, without knowing who he is. Dr.Phil destroyed him, but was impressed by an apparent Hooddweller's unusual strength. After talking to Sigidi and finding out his past, Dr.Phil was the first outside of the Hood to dub him.... The Great Zulu Warrior. With a lorbist friend to train with, he became a force to be reckoned with. He was truly no longer Sigidi, he was the greatest warrior in the Hydrosphere. He was the dark claw of Lorby. He was the Great Zulu Warrior.

## Birth and Early Life

Sigidi was born in capital of the Zulu tribe, Umgungundlovu. His parents were of the highest caste, the Glorbo caste. The Glorbo caste are the caste of chiefs and warrior-poets. As such, Sigidi was destined for an honorable and glamorous life. However, unlike his many brothers and sisters, his birth was marked by strange omens. Upon his birth, the sun was covered by the moon and became black; Sigidi was born under a Solar Eclipse. The Zulu view a solar eclipse as a sign of a major event that brings both joy and sorrow. As the old Zulu proverb goes...

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"Der Krackerlein ist Krakenlacken sein"

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Upon the news reaching the rest of the Tribe, the Zulucord Groomers took Sigidi away from his parents, as was Zulu Tradition, and groomed him to be the greatest warrior of the Tribe. He grew big and strong, always training for violence. He trained with every weapon and drank Creatine Infused Mountain Dew to get fucking jacked. He also drank lots of vitamin D Chocolate milk, provided to him from the teat of the Chocolate Cow. He grew big and strong, being able to beat up all the other Zulu kids at school. He was nicknamed the Black Bull as a child, a nickname he would carry for the rest of his life as he cucked whitebois.

#### Rite of Passage into Zuludom: Exile

Upon adolescence, the Zulucord Groomers consulted with the council of Kangz. The Council declared him "too dangerous to be left alive" citing his Crackerlacken nature. However, Sigidi countered by saying "I have brought Peace, Freedom, Justice, and Security to the Zulu Tribe." This was the wrong answer, however, as the councilors viewed this as a veiled threat to usurp their authority. The Chieftans summoned every Witch Doctor across the kingdom and emissaries from the Hood to curse poor Sigidi into the the shadow realm, also known as Martin Luther King Boulevard, but Slarpy, who was scavenging in the area for Sludge, attracted the evil spirits due to his proximity and Sigidi's natural purity that drove the demons towards Slarpy. Slarpy was thus cursed with a head full of scabs, with each scab representing an individual spirit. However, all of Zuludom did view Sigidi as cursed, believing that the chance of him having a curse as far too great. Though no one could best him in combat, he was forced out of Zululand through sheer demand. The populace pointed him to the less civilized concrete jungle of the Hood, as their cousins across the river had shunned their traditional ways long ago.

### The Hood

Sigidi crossed the river and was immediately accosted by a gang of 14 year old hoodlums. The Black Bull easily bested them, upon which they retreated but not before saying "Ahee hee, ahaa haa, I'm telling the Bros." and skiddadling away. Shortly thereafter, he was accosted by a gang of Blooks, one of the two major gangs in the Hood that distinguish themselves by wearing red sonic shoes and red knuckles bandanas, as opposed to the Whiarts that distinguish themselves with blue sonic shirts and bandanas.

The Blooks showed up in a large black SUV and attempted to run over the Great Zulu Warrior. However, he jumped onto the hood, in the hood, and immediately executed the driver with a punch through the windshield. The car thus began to turn in a circle. The Black Bull jumped off the hood, in the hood, whilst the passengers jumped out of the moving vehicle and rained lead upon Sigidi. However, he showed them the ancient martial arts of the Zulus and deflected all the bullets shot by the gangsters. He then did the signature Zulu move, the Cracker, where you grab someone's back and do a flip in the air to body slam them on their neck. He did this to everyone in the gang, offering no escape. He got into the car and drove to the Codeine Business District-9 and rammed it into a Walgreens to steal the cough syrup. Sigidi did not partake Codeine consumption, but he attempted to create Lean to bribe the Zulu Chiefs. Unbeknownst to him, that Walgreens was actually run by the Whiart Gang. Rather than immediately reacting, as they had heard of his earlier encounter with the Blooks, the Whiarts bided their team and teamed up with the Blooks to secure their duopoly upon CBD-9 (Codeine Business District-9) also known as Detroit.

Soon the Hood tried to force the Great Zulu Warrior out, believing he was simply unable to take both the Whiarts and the Blooks at the same time. However, one thing they had not calculated is that Sigidi's sister had traveled to the Hood in secret to both the hood inhabitants and the zulu, as she was sympathetic to her brother's plight. However, she told him that the elders believed Codeine to be a degeneracy only for the lost, and that they also considered him lost and never found. This enraged Sigidi, and he did the unholy trifecta. He mixed Lean, Redbull, and Nyquil and screamed "YEAHHHHH" which is the first thing one does when they are CODEINE CRAZY. Upon ascending to this level of consciousness, Sigidi became so black that he was purple. His muscle mass expanded by 174% and he traveled to the twin headquarters of the Whiarts and Blooks, as well as the most dangerous place in Detroit...Martin Luther King Boulevard...

They say 10,000 men and 1,000 women and children, all armed with firearms, were at MLK Boulevard that day. They had not planned on the Black Bull heading to the most dangerous part of their turf. They did not plan on him being codeine crazy. He showed up in a rage, throwing cars around and dodging all projectiles. He roared a mighty roar and ravaged the entire town, blazing across MLK Boulevard and leaving a devastated trail of half destroyed crack dens and potholes. He killed them all like animals. And not just the men, but the women, and the children too. Detroit's population did not begin to recover for many cycles, as it had lost 4000 chromosomes that day.

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