Finding and killing Thanos

Here's how the remaining heroes find and kill Thanos in *Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures of Avengers: Endgame*.

[Cut to a shot of everyone except for Tony aboard the Benatar.]

Rocket: Okay, who here hasn't been to space?

[Nat, Cap, and Rhodey raise their hands.]

James Rhodey/War Machine: Why?

Rocket: You better not throw up on my ship.

Patrick Star: ***YOUR'S?!*** You mean *Peter Quill's*!

Nebula: Approaching jump in 3... 2... 1!

[The ship jumps forward into a wormhole, and we see Steve holding onto his seat for dear life. The ship slows down, and the ship hovers in orbit of the planet seen in the hologram previously. Captain Marvel hovers in front of the Benatar.]

Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel: I'll head down for recon.

[A shot of the passengers inside the Benatar preparing for the impending confrontation.]

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: This is gonna work, Steve.

Steve Rogers/Captain America: I know it will.

[We see Steve holding a compass with an image of Peggy Carter.]

Steve Rogers/Captain America: Because I don't know what I'm going to do if it doesn't.

[Captain Marvel approaches the Benatar.]

Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel: No satellites, no ships, no armies, no ground defenses of any kind. It's just him.

Nebula: And that's enough.

Thomas: Then let's go get him!

[with that said, several of the team then transform into their superhero alter-egos]

[Cut to a shot of the burnt Infinity Gauntlet on Thanos' Arm. He's walking among his crops, harvesting fruit, and putting them in a bucket. He walks over to a shed, presumably his living quarters, and tries to sit down, and we see his full face. His whole left side is burnt black with blisters; He looks ridiculously pathetic compared to when we saw him last.]

[Suddenly, Captain Marvel flies through the roof, knocking Thanos down, and grabbing his neck. Bruce in the Hulkbuster armor bursts from the ground, and grabs Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet arm. Thor flies in and slices off the Infinity Gauntlet. Rhodey flies down with Rocket and aims guns on Thanos' head.]

[Captain America walks in his Winter Soldier Outfit, with Natasha right behind him, staring murderously at Thanos. Rocket goes over to the sliced off Infinity Gauntlet, and kicks it over, as everyone realizes that there are no stones in it.]

Rocket: Oh, no.

Molly: The stones, they're not here!

Pinkie Pie/Filli Second: No! They gotta be here! I know they are! They just *have* to be! (looks at the gauntlet with budging eyes) They're gone.

Steve Rogers/Captain America: Where are they?

Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel: *Answer* the question!

Thanos: The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose, beyond temptation.

Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk: You murdered trillions! [Bruce pushes him to the ground wearing Hulk Buster armor]

Thanos: You should be grateful. [Punched by Hulk Buster]

Nyx/Captain Nightshade: **GRATEFUL?! YOU MURDERED OUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS, YOU DELIRIOUS MANIAC!!**

Bubbles: **AND YOU MURDERED MY SISTERS!!!**

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Where are the stones?

Thanos: Gone.

Glaceon: Gone? What do you mean "gone"?!

Thanos: Reduced to atoms.

Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk: You used them two days ago!

Astrid Hofferson: Oh, for Odin's sake, will you speak English, you Purple Mungebucket?! (Points her Axe threateningly at Thanos' head) ***WHAT* HAPPENED TO THE STONES?!!**

Connie/Ginaraffe: **TELL US *NOW*!!!** (signals Firestorm to prepare to blast Thanos with Fire as he blows out a small warning flame)

Rattlesnake Jake: **DO AS THEY SAY!!** Or by all the fires of the Black Pit, Ah'll squeeze them beady oddly-colored eyes out of yer' skull!

Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly... killed me. But the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable.

Willy: (stares in shock before he turns around processing what he just heard, before his eyes take on his rage mode red, and then with a snarl, he then turns around and leaps onto the Thanos. Sending them both flying back as the team jumps in shock) [as Héctor] **HOW COULD YOU?!** [starts punching Thanos]

Fluttershy/Saddle Rage: **WILLY!!**

Willy: (as he continues punching Thanos) **YOU TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM US!!! YOU CRAZY PSYCHOPATHIC, GENOCIDAL, MONSTER!!!** (as he delivers a hit to Thanos, as blood spews from Thanos' mouth) **MOST OF THE INDIVIDUALS YOU MURDERED WERE FRIGGIN' CHILDREN!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY DAMN IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!!**

Penny Ling: **WILLY!! STOP!!!**

Willy: (continuing to beat up Thanos) **I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!** (then he uses the Force to grab the gauntlet and then starts using it as a bludgeoning tool) ***THIS* IS FOR EDWARD!!** (Hits Thanos) ***THIS* IS FOR TOBY!!** (Hits Thanos) ***THIS* IS FOR THE PRINCESSES!!!** (Hits Thanos) ***THIS* IS FOR SKYSTAR AND NOVO!!!** (Hits Thanos) ***THIS* IS FOR SILVERSTREAM, TERRAMAR, AND THEIR FRIENDS!!!** (Hits Thanos) **AND, *THIS*, IS FOR DOLPHY!!!** (He then swings the gauntlet in Thanos' jaw, which sends some blood and teeth flying out)

Mako: **AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!** (he races over to Willy and grabs the fin with the gauntlet and starts pulling Back)

Willy: **LET ME GO!!!** (tries to pull his fin out of Mako's grip) **LET ME....**

[then Grizzar and Dile quickly race up and manage to pull Willy back as he tries to tear himself loose]

Willy: **LET ME AT HIM!!!! LET ME AT HIM!!!! LET ME AT HIM!!!!!**

Edd: **WILLY! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!**

Grizzar: [growling]

Dile: **COME ON, THIS ISN'T HELPING!!**

Willy: **LET GO OF ME!!!**

Fluttershy/Saddle Rage: Forgive me for doing this Willy, but it's for your own good. (she then smacks Willy, which snaps him out of his rage mode)

Willy: (stares blankly before he notices the damage he caused) Oh God... I... I... (he then falls to the floor and starts crying as Fluttershy, Shady Flower, Sunil, and Penny Ling all hug him. As Fluttershy rubs his back with her wing)

James Rhodey/War Machine: We have to tear this place apart, maybe Pete's right, he-he-he has to be lying.

Nebula: My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.

Thanos: Ah, thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly.

Hugs: Oh? So *now* you like Nebula?

General Dedrich: Yet you *had* to kill Gamora. You have her face off Nebula several times in deadly duels, and favor her more for doing crazy tasks, and you kill her. You are a complete hypocrite, my friend. And this is coming from a single father.

Mrs. Calloway: Indeed, you murder trillions of the universe, yet you are remorseful for murdering your own daughter. How do you think *we* feel? You didn't bless us, you *cursed* us!

SpongeBob SquarePants/The Quickster: You're *not* a father! *You're* a liar and deceiver!

Thanos: What.. what are you talking about?

Keo: If you *truly* loved Gamora, you wouldn't have murdered her to get the Mind Stone. If you're willing to murder your *own* family to succeed in your evil schemes, then you don't know the definition of "Mercy".

[We see Thor's face filled with rage as he raises to summon Stormbreaker, and before anyone can stop him, Thor SLICES Thanos' head off. As Thanos' blood splatters on Nebula's face. Then Thanos' limp body falls to the floor.]

Nebula: (wipes Thanos' blood from her face)

Rocket: What... What did you do?

[Thor looks broken, realizing what he has done.]

Thor: I went for the head.

[Then a growling Eddy turns to Thanos' body as an enraged Ed, Jake, and Rerla turn to join him, and before anyone can say anything, they draw their blasters, set them to "Heavy" as Rerla takes out her and one of Yepmihi's blasters while Jake points his tail at the body, as the gun starts to spin and then all four open fire at Thanos' headless body, making everybody jump. As the blaster bolts and Jake's bullets slowly blow it to bits, as everyone watches in shock before Eddy, Ed, Rerla, and Jake stop firing, leaving only a small portion of Thanos' body left with the blaster bolt marks smoking with scorched ends]

Yakkity Yak: Why'd you do that?

Eddy/Professor Scam: (with venom in his voice) **BECAUSE THAT PSYCHOPATH MURDERED GRACE!!!**

Ed/Edzilla: **THAT DEMON MUST PAY FOR BRINGING THE APOCALYPSE ON US!!!**

Umbreon: But now look what you did! Now how are we gonna fix on what he has done now?!

Leafeon: And you're not the only ones who lost Grace, we also lost many of our greatest friends! So it's not about *you*!

Eddy/Professor Scam: We *know* that genius!

Rerla Lykes: **WHO CARES ABOUT WHO IT'S ABOUT?! THAT MONSTER MURDERED MY *ONLY* FAMILY I HAD LEFT!! YEPMIHI WAS ALL I HAD LEFT!! AND HE DESERVES TO FEEL ALL THE PAIN IMAGINABLE BECAUSE OF IT!!**

Rattlesnake Jale: **AND HOW DO YA' THINK AH' FEEL!? AH' LOST THE ONLA' FAMILY AH' EVER HAD!!** Steamer, Ev, Puffer, Shai, Rodge, them hard-hat beavers. All gone!

Mucker: It doesn't matter! I doubt that Thanos would even know *how* to get the Stones back anyway!

Dr. Hooves: Exactly! Thanos said he used them to turn them to Atoms. How can you restore something that's been turned to atoms if the items used to do so are not even present?

Glaceon: You know guys, he actually does have a point.

[Both Umbreon and Leafeon look at each other before looking back at Dr. Hooves]

Umbreon: Point taken.

Zoe Trent: But we still have a way to restore things, right? **RIGHT?!**

Percy: Wait a minute! Mucker, maybe we can use your time machine to go back in time and stop Thanos from getting the Mind Stone!

Mucker: I'm afraid that won't work.

Applejack/Mistress MareVelous: What do ya' mean it can't?

Rainbow/Zap: Don't tell us it's broken down!

Mucker: No, it's working just fine, it's just locked up in our mine.

Rarity/Radiance: Then we can just get it right *now*!

Mucker: That's just it. The Mine is locked up with a high-tech security system to avoid looters or Time Destroyers from getting in it. But I can't disarm it.

Emily: Why?

Mucker: The security system requires Steam Mech's claws to deactivate it.

Applejack/Mistress MareVelous: Dagnabbit!

Lyra Heartstrings: Can't JK-L help deactivate it?!

JK-L 99: No. My scomp links and hands are much too small to make up for the size of Steam Mech's claws. Even with my nanobot transformation. And before you ask Master Mucker why he didn't install something like that in my system, there is no robot parts that can make makeshift Claws. If there were, Master Mucker would've installed it in me already.

Dawn: Wait a minute. Master, you think we could use Stewie's time machine to fix this?

Brian Griffin: No. Because after I screwed up the time machine and made everyone walk backwards, he put up a password to forbid me to use it.

Dawn: (stamps her foot) Darn!

Thomas: I wish the time traveling British narrator was here. He could probably help us by time traveling like what he did when he showed us the dinosaurs, prehistoric mammals, and prehistoric monsters. But I doubt he could. He may have well been a victim with the snap.

Nyx/Captain Nightshade: Mom, do you think we could use the time travel scrolls in the Canterlot Library?

Twilight Sparkle/Masked Matter Horn: No. After the incident where Starlight tried to destroy the past, Star Swirl ordered all books with Time Travel locked away in a vault. Which can only be opened by Princess Celestia herself.

Mushu: Oh, come on!

Bubbles: So this means..... We can't fix what Thanos had done?

[Brian, Twilight, and Mucker shut their eyes in sadness implying: "no"]

Owl: What do we do now?

Willy (dryly with tears): I guess we all just go home.

Nebula: [kneeling next to Thanos' head before she then shuts his eyes in respect]

Rerla Lykes: (voice breaking) No, no... No... (Covers her face and she sobs as Ico and Preciosa then walk up to her and nuzzle her to try and comfort her, as Preciosa then kneels down to let her onto her back. As Rerla buries her face in Preciosa's mane as she starts walking out)

[Thor slowly walks out of the shed, no real purpose in his steps as the screen blurs to nothingness.]