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List of featured beers (season 9)

The following is a list of beers featured in each episode of *Beer and Board Games* Season 9.

 Aaron, "They're not wrong. Smooth, bready, pleasant."Matt (staring off into the distance, which is mocked by Whitney, "That's really good."Matt, "It's called rusty red and red ales usually taste rusty but this one doesn't. (Aaron, "No, no it really doesn't.") And the malt on there is very subtle." Aaron, "QUALITY."

 Matt, "It tastes like cocoa powder, which I don't like." Aaron, "Yeah, it's too cocoa-y." Matt, "It's cocoa, it's not chocolate."Aaron, "It tastes like when you eat Cocoa Pebbles with beer in the morning for breakfast."

 **John:** "I hear that you got a special beer for me. Is that true?" **Aaron:** "I do! I hear that you like light beers. **John:** "I do. I'd love a light beer." **Aaron:** "I don't know why that is but. Here is Shitty Lyte Beer." **John:** "Oh god! It's not good."
**Hank:** "What do you think?" **Craig:** "Nothing." **Hank:** "That's really, it's really got a solid nothing vibe."

 **Hank:** "Was there a time on the show, like a part of the thing was to review a beer and play a board game?" **Matt:** "Yeah that's still part of the show. **Hank:** "Yeah, but the thing we just did was like, 'yeah this is good.'"
Agni Chronicles

The ***Agni Chronicles*** (アグニクロニクル, *Aguni Kuronikuru*) are a *Final Fantasy* subseries that contains *Final Fantasy XVI* and all titles related to it.

## Titles

### Main

* ***Final Fantasy XVI*** - The sixteenth entry in the main *Final Fantasy* series, and the first entry in the *Agni Chronicles* subseries. For PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.
* ***Final Fantasy XVI-2*** - The planned sequel to *Final Fantasy XVI*. For PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.

### Related

* ***Agni's Philosophy*** - A *Final Fantasy* tech demo that was first revealed at E3 2012. It acts as a prequel to *Final Fantasy XVI*.
* ***WITCH - Chapter 0 (cry)*** - A *Final Fantasy* tech demo that was first revealed at the Microsoft BUILD event in May, 2015. It also acts as a prequel to *Final Fantasy XVI*.
S1E09: "Drunk Monopoly"

## Beer(s)

Louie’s Demise Immort-Ale (Milwaukee Brewing Company)

## Notes

* The first appearances of both Dylan Brogan and Paul Guse.
* The first episode without co-creator Andrew Yonda.
* The first session to feature two beers instead of three.
* The first recorded instance of deliberate cheating, with Aaron successfully pulling the wool over Dylan's eyes (with the co-operation of everyone else).
* First episode in costume.

## Memorable Quotes

**Matt**: "*I apologize that a lot of the parts of this game are strangely stained.*"

**Matt**: "*This is Atlantic City, isn't it?*"
**Dylan**: "*I thought it was North Carolina.*"
**Matt**: "*Why the fuck would it be North Carolina?*"
**Dylan**: "*I never heard of a 'New York Avenue'.*"

**Dylan**: "*You know what you are? You're a motherfuckin' scofflaw, is what you are.*"

**Matt**: "*There's also a $20 valet fee.*"
**Paul**: "*Let me look for my poop dollar.*"

**Matt**: "*How you enjoying that sodomy?*"
S1E05: "Drunk Dark Tower Part 2"

## Beer(s)

Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale (Black Sheep Brewery PLC)

## Notes

* The first of Jason’s impressions.
* The first time a cast member attempts to expose him / herself.
* The first instance of Sloan Rage.
* Drunk Dark Tower is the only game to have it's own outtakes episode. Future outtakes are featured in the end of season extras.

## Running Gags

* "Put your dick away!"
* Sloan Rage

## Impressions

**Jason (as Bill Cosby)**: "*I just wanna say this before you go to bed tonight Rudy, you say your prayers, and you play your blessings on the trombone*"

## Songs

* “Shawty Got Low” (Flo Rida), sung by Jason Stephens.
	+ Lyrics: "Shawdy got low, low, low."

## Memorable Quotes

**Aaron**: "*Hey, you wanna go play Street Fighter?*"

**Andrew**: "*If we had four player Street Fighter...*"
**Matt**: "*Four player street fucker.*"
**Andrew**: "*Oh, I don't know if I want to do that tonight Matt.*"
**Matt**: [Quietly] "*Four player street fucker.*"
**Andrew**: "*Maybe after a couple more beers.*"

**Aaron**: "*Where on the board do I go if my character has AIDS?*"
**Matt**: "*The Ruins, because your life is ruined.*"

**Matt**: "*WEST SIDE NIGGA!*"

**Matt**: "*Put your dick away.*"
**Andrew**: "*Nobody wants to see, like, brother exposing dick to brother.*"
**Matt**: "*That’s how they describe the Civil War. ‘It was brother showing dick against brother.’*"
**Andrew**: "*Yeah. Nobody wants to see that again.*"
**Matt**: "*No, the nation is still wounded.*"

**Aaron**: "*I get off on plague.*"
Animation System

The animation system is an upcoming feature to the Ballistic Unity Tools.

## Material Textures

For anything listed below that references textures, the default texture names for BalllisticNG material textures are \_MainTex for diffuse maps and \_Illum for illumination maps.

## UV Scroller

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S1E01: "Drunk Cthulhu Card Game"

## Games(s)

Call Of Cthulhu: The Card Game

Rampart (SNES)

## Beer(s)

Dankenstein IIPA (Pearl Street Brewery)

Blackened Voodoo Lager (Dixie Brewing Company)

Arcadia Cocoa Loco Triple Chocolate Stout (Arcadia Brewing Company)

## Notes

* Made as a "comedy experiment" and doesn't conform to the format which was later implemented.
* First appearances: Aaron Yonda & Andrew Yonda.
* First impression: Andrew as Borat.
* First abandoning of the game.
* First video game played.
* Features an ending credits scroll crediting Matt Sloan as the creative adviser.

## Running Gags

* Ending the show by giving up on the game and playing video games

## Impressions

* Andrew Yonda as Borat: I - uh- like bullshit

## Memorable Quotes

**Aaron**: "*I'm ready to drink some beer and play some board games.*"

**Andrew**: "*As a shitfuck, I can say: drink Dankenstein.*"

**Aaron**: "*It tastes like I just got home from the burning of a witch.*"

**Andrew**: "*I thought by beer no.3 we'd be playing the game.*"
S1E14: "Drunker $20,000 Pyramid"

## Beer(s)

Imperial Stout (Mendocino Brewing Company)

## Notes

* Does not feature a pre-episode warning like most episodes

## Impressions

**Matt Sloan (as Paul Guse)**: "*When you said it was fast by the Pony Mail Express, I was like...*"

**Paul Guse (As kid from Charlie Bit Me)**: "*Charlie! That really hurt!*"

**Jason Stephens (As Christopher Walken)**: [To Matt] *You're dead to me. I tried to give you clues. Good clues.*

## Songs

* "Master of Seepage" (Improvised), sung by Matt Sloan, Aaron Yonda, Jason Stephens, and Paul Guse.
	+ Lyrics: "Oh I gotta leak, I'm the master of seepage. And when I towel... I'm the master of seepage.

## Memorable Quotes

**Aaron Yonda**: "*This is when you carry your fuckin' wife over the blank.*"
**Paul Guse**: "*...River.*"
**Aaron Yonda**: "*In the hotel! You don't take her to a river! It's a honeymoon!*"
**Paul Guse**: "*Uuh, ledge- or uhh..*"

**Matt Sloan**: "*Bellhop, please take me to the awesome trip.*"

**Jason Stephens**: "*I hate you, Paul Guse!*"

## Audience Interactions

* Richard Alan Rogers III - Toast
* Rauno Remis - Toast
* Potash Drone - Sponsored round
Rolphing

## Description

An improvisational technique coined by Blame Society Films where in the middle of a sentence, you say (and hold on) a random sound/syllable and finish it into the first word you think of (although it must make grammatical sense). The idea behind rolphing is to catch yourself off guard and to not plan out what you're saying. "Rolphing" can be done once or many times within a sentence, usually being used on the most important words. Blame Society have described rolphing as "vomiting words".

Blame Society Films have used rolphing for a long time (as early as 2006), featuring it heavily in their series *Fun Rangers*, and even making a video to explain and demonstrate it. Later, Craig Johnson directed a short documentary called *Rolphing: Why Is It Funny?* featuring the pioneers of the technique Brad Knight, Aaron Yonda, and Matt Sloan in their attempts to explain why rolphing is funny.

A board game was later developed by Robert Burke and co-published by Hank Green of DFTBA Games based off of Blame Society Films's original improv technique (Kickstarter page).

## Episodes It's Appeared In:

* S1E12: "Drunkest Apples to Apples"
* S7E23: "Bad Actors"
* S7E28: "Rolf"
* S7E42: "Beer, Games, and Chaos with Fishbone"
* S8E07: "Cards Against Humanity Green Box"
* S8E08: "Don't Get Drunk (Drinking Game)"
* S8E10: "Nasty Things + Rolf"
* S8E22: "Huggermugger"

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7io1iAwTNI
2. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/hankgreen/videos/10159040470290487/
3. ↑ https://gameosity.com/2017/08/01/rolf-the-rotfl-game-is-on-kickstarter/
4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWFrWYArSnk
S8E06: "Social Skills"

## Navigation

**"Social Skills"** is the sixth episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on March 9, 2018. The guests were Dylan Brogan and musician Ian Zander.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Plaid Panther by Hops Haus Brewing Company (AVB 8.00%, Rotating). Aaron comments first, "It tastes like peat. It's very smokey. A little bit hammy. It's the kind of scotch ale I'm not super excited about." Matt grimaces, "This is too smokey."
* Matt jokes that these two individuals are on their "shit list" Pete Holmes (because Matt felt embarrassed when he was called on during Pete's show and was caught off guard) and Mark Zuckerberg (because Dylan criticized his use of money). Ian defended Pete Holmes and half-heartedly followed Dylan's criticism with the comment "Mark Zuckerturd."
* Aaron joins Dylan's ending scene dancing routine and they slow dance together.

## Running Gags

* Board Flip
* Dylan's Constitution - Dylan's reading with Ian's guitar
* Aaron's father

## Original Characters

* Matt Sloan as Baby Cookie in a sailor hat
* Matt Sloan as "Mr. Yonda" (Aaron's father)
S7E42: "Beer, Games, and Chaos with Fishbone"

## Navigation

**"Beer, Games, and Chaos with Fishbone"** is the 42nd episode in the seventh season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on Nov 9, 2017. The guests were Jay Armant, Paul Hampton, Angelo Moore, Rick Simmons from the famous rock band Fishbone.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Spotted Cow (New Glarus Brewing Company). The beer was neither introduced nor reviewed in the edited version of the episode.
* Matt owns a Japanese import copy of *"It's A Wonderful Life (Gonna Have A Good Time)"* CD and a VHS of *"Fishbone: Reality of My Surroundings"*, confirming that he is indeed a big fan of Fishbone. Matt also reveals that he became a fan of Fishbone when they appeared as a musical guest on NBC's Saturday Night Live in 1991.
* Angleo Moore, Jay Armant, and Paul Hampton comically tell stories about their times on tour including unexpected events and life as a rockstar.
* Rick Simmons jokingly condemns Matt for treating Dylan Brogan poorly on the show. He nicknames Dylan as "Bernie Sizzlechest" and says that he's got a job waiting for him back in New York involving man thongs.
* Two Baby Cookies appeared in this show. Fishbone requested a black Cookie, who they named "Urban Cookie."

## Original characters

* Matt Sloan as Baby Cookie meeting "Urban Cookie"
* Matt Sloan as "Urban Cookie" meeting Baby Cookie

## References

1. ↑ http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/season-16/episode/16-jeremy-irons-with-fishbone-64641
Season 9

The ninth season of *Beer and Board Games*, an American comedy show created by brothers Aaron Yonda and Andrew Yonda, began on February 7, 2019 and concluded on January 2, 2020 after 48 episodes. The show is recorded every other Saturday night and is available by purchasing a pass on their website at live.beerandboard.com. The edited episode is released each Thursday on YouTube. *Beer and Board Games* is produced by Blame Society Films and filmed in Madison, Wisconsin.

## Episode list

The following is a list of every episode in the ninth season of the series.

Each episode title contains the name of the board game being played with the exception of S9E02: "The Golden Girls Game" (the game played was *The Golden Girls: Any Way you Slice it (2018)*) and S9E47: "Beer and Board Games With Hank Green, John Green, and a Minotaur" (the games played were *Hearing Things*, *We Didn't Playtest This at All*, and *Get It Wrong To Win*.

## Beer list

The following is a list of beers featured in each episode of *Beer and Board Games* Season 9.

 Aaron, "They're not wrong. Smooth, bready, pleasant."Matt (staring off into the distance, which is mocked by Whitney, "That's really good."Matt, "It's called rusty red and red ales usually taste rusty but this one doesn't. (Aaron, "No, no it really doesn't.") And the malt on there is very subtle." Aaron, "QUALITY."

 Matt, "It tastes like cocoa powder, which I don't like." Aaron, "Yeah, it's too cocoa-y." Matt, "It's cocoa, it's not chocolate."Aaron, "It tastes like when you eat Cocoa Pebbles with beer in the morning for breakfast."

 **John:** "I hear that you got a special beer for me. Is that true?" **Aaron:** "I do! I hear that you like light beers. **John:** "I do. I'd love a light beer." **Aaron:** "I don't know why that is but. Here is Shitty Lyte Beer." **John:** "Oh god! It's not good."
**Hank:** "What do you think?" **Craig:** "Nothing." **Hank:** "That's really, it's really got a solid nothing vibe."

 **Hank:** "Was there a time on the show, like a part of the thing was to review a beer and play a board game?" **Matt:** "Yeah that's still part of the show. **Hank:** "Yeah, but the thing we just did was like, 'yeah this is good.'"

## See also

* List of Beer and Board Games episodes (season 9)
* List of featured beers (season 9)
Jason Stephens

## First Appearance

S1E04: "Drunk Dark Tower (Part 1)"

**Jason Stephens** is a professional voice actor with twenty years of experience providing commercial use voice over for radio, television, film, web projects, professional presentations and more.

He is a frequent guest on Beer and Board Games and is known for his celebrity impressions of Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, Randy Newman, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump. He is also a part of the Game Society Pimps YouTube channel, doing impersonations for several of their shows.

## Memorable Quotes

* "I hate you, Paul Guse!" - S1E14: "Drunker $20,000 Pyramid"
* "I jerked off using a wet sock once. Let me tell you about it!" - S3E12: "Drunker Millionaire"
* "My first crush was on Gurtie in E.T. and my second crush was on the monster E.T." - S3E12: "Drunker Millionaire"

## Original Characters

* Doctor Moley
* Gay Christopher Walken
* Gay Morgan Freeman

## Appearances

*In progress list of appearances*

*imdb list of appearances*
Sloan Rage

## Description

Matt Sloan yelling or assaulting at someone in frustration or spite. Sloan Rage is found in a large amount of episodes, and is guaranteed if fan-favorite guests Dylan Brogan and Paul Guse are in the episode.

Matt has claimed in episodes that he only gets angry for the show.[*citation needed*]

Sloan Rage even makes a special appearance in the show when "Rage of Sloan" is cast as a spell during the game Ipmus.

## Episodes It's Appeared In:

* S1E05: Drunk Dark Tower (Part 2)
* S1E11: Drunk Apples To Apples
* S1E12: Drunkest Apples to Apples
* S1E13: Drunk $20,000 Pyramid
* S1E14: Drunker $20,000 Pyramid
* S1E16: Really Drunk Trivial Pursuit
* S1E17: Drunk Axis And Allies
* S1E20: Drunk Mad Libs
* S1E22: Drunk Mystery Mansion
* (many more)
List of featured beers (season 3)

"Oh! I detect pears!" - Matt"Oh God, you're right. There's, like, an aftertaste of pears." - Aaron

 "A lot of Belgian banana... not a lot of effervescence" - Matt

 "Doesn't really taste like much." - Aaron "Tastes like a Heineken." - Matt

 "This is a foamy beer!" - Aaron "That is a big citrus bomb right there." - Matt

 "It smells like a punch... it tastes a lot better than I thought it would be, I thought it would be sickly sweet" - Matt

 "Tastes pretty bitchy to me... very bitter, very hardcore" - Matt

 "The maltiness and the hops balance each other out. I certainly like this better than Heineken or Stella" - Matt

 N/A

 "This is a bunch of Cider... It's really great, tastes like fucking apples, too bad I want a beer right now." - Matt

 "It's very balanced and has notes of vegetation" - Matt

 N/A

 "This beer smells like a tin can *sips* tastes like a tin can... it's bitter but not like fun bitter" - Matt
List of Beer and Board Games episodes (season 7)

Each episode title contains the name of the board game being played with the exceptions of S7E07: "Beer and Board Games Recorded In Front of a Huge Audience at Nerdcon" and S7E42: "Beer, Games, and Chaos with Fishbone". The games *Get It Wrong To Win*, *Safety First*, and *Bards Dispense Profanity* were played in the former, *Rolf* was played in the latter.
S8E22: "Huggermugger"

## Beer(s)

Fool's Gold Peanut Butter Hefeweizen (Rusty Rail Brewing Company)

## Navigation

**"Huggermugger"** is the 22nd episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on June 28, 2018. The guests were Casem A. and Doug Reed.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Fool's Gold Peanut Butter Hefeweizen (Rusty Rail Brewing Company, ABV 8.0%, Rotating).
* Matt groans.
	+ Matt, "It smells like bullshit."
	+ Aaron, "It tastes like peanut butter. It tastes a lot like peanut butter."
	+ Matt, "It tastes like popcorn. (You're right) It tastes more like popcorn than peanut butter."
* Matt uses the word "dank."

## Running Gags

* Dave Matthews Band
* Tiny Dave Matthews Band
* Baby Cookie
* a-ding-ding-ding

## Original Characters

* Matt Sloan as Dave Matthews Band
* Aaron Yonda as Tiny Dave Matthews Band
* Matt Sloan as Baby Cookie tells about her problems with Baby Petey becoming a "crack head."

## Song

* "Fuck Forever" (original was "On, Wisconsin" and the title is a reference to "Stars and Stripes Forever" by John Philips Sousa) sung by everyone.

## Memorable Quotes

* Floor drain
	+ Doug: There's doesn't happen to be a floor drain under the table.
	+ Aaron: Uggh no. Unless you're talking about Dylan's mouth.
	+ Doug: Is Dylan under the table?
	+ Aaron: He's is yes. He does the voice of Baby Cookie.

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/bF5OxA2rt8U?t=8m39s
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/bF5OxA2rt8U?t=5m53s
S1E04o: "Dark Tower Outtakes"

## Beer(s)

Sierra Nevada Glissade Golden Bock (Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.)

Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale (Black Sheep Brewery PLC)

New Holland The Poet Oatmeal Stout (New Holland Brewing Company)

## Notes

* The first episode to be featured on the blamesociety2 Youtube channel.
* The first episode of additional material.
* The first appearance of the phrase “edited out”.
* The first original character
* The only outtakes video made for one specific session

## Impressions

**Matt (as Orson Welles)**: "*Dark Tower, it is the game that will test the very limits of yourself, and your abilities*"
**Aaron**: "*Then lit himself on fire*"
**Matt (as Orson Welles)**: "*Then light yourself on fire*"
**Aaron**: "*Arson Wells*" [laughs]
**Matt (as Orson Welles)**: "*Chewbacca, why are you eating me?*"
**Jason (as Chewbacca)**: [Chewbacca yell]
**Matt (as Orson Welles)**: "*Run, run, Chewbacca's overrunning the city*"

## Songs

* [Unidentified song], sung by Andrew Yonda.
* “Happy Birthday” (improvised), sung by Andrew Yonda.
* “Happy Birthday”, sung by Jason Stephens.
* “Scenario” (A Tribe Called Quest), sung by Andrew Yonda and Matt Sloan.

## Memorable Quotes

**Matt**: "*What happens if nothing we say is interesting all night?*"
**Aaron**: "*Uh, it gets edited out.*"

**Aaron**: "*Jason, Jason, check this out - you can move the dragon wherever you want.*"
**Jason**: [Laughs uncontrollably for twenty seconds.]

**Matt**: "*Don't fucking sing anything.*"

**Andrew**: "*Here’s a tip. When you’re making art, think about what your mom would think.*"
S8E25: "Camel Up (With John Kovalic)"

## Beer(s)

Loch Down Scotch Ale (Arcadia Brewing Company)

## Navigation

**"Camel Up (With John Kovalic)"** is the 25th episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on July 19, 2018. The guests were Brett and John Kovalic.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Loch Down Scotch Ale (Arcadia Brewing Company, ABV 8.0%, Year-Round).
	+ Matt, "It's so tangy. I don't like that at all."
	+ John Kovalic, "It's almost sour."
* This episode features cartoonist John Kovalic, co-founder and co-owner of Out of the Box Publishing (most famous for their *Apples to Apples* series, and his friend Brett Myers, who is a game designer.

## Memorable Quotes

* Brett Myers's new game
	+ John: ...and Brett has designed a couple of my favorite games
	+ Brett: A new game that was successfully funded on Kickstarter a few months ago called "Dual Powers Revolution 1917."
	+ John: It's a fantastic game. It's a two-player game or a one player game.
	+ Brett: It does have solo...
	+ John: You can't go blind. It's a really fantastic game.
	+ Matt: It's a masturbation game?
	+ Brett: It's a revolutionary masturbation game.
	+ Matt: Oh so, round in a circle got it.
Tony Trout

## First Appearance

S3E42: "Drunk Public Assistance"

"*What if he just made that up?*"
―**Tony Trout** in a conversation to Matt Sloan concerning Cape Date

## Memorable Quotes

* "Try it buster."
* "No comment, hungry man."
* "Life of Mercy!"

## Appearances

* S3E42: "Drunk Public Assistance"
* S3E43: "Things Your Uncle Would Say"
* S4E11: "Game of Thrones Card Game"
* S4E12: "Firefly The Game"
* S5E33: "Drunk Disturbed Friends"
* S5E34: "Drunk Teddy Bear Wars (with Baby Cookie)
* S6E21: "Bring Your Own Book"
* S6E22: "Bards Dispense Profanity (Shakespearean Cards Against Humanity)"
* S6E46: "Danger Plot Twist"
* S6E47: "Survive The Card Game (Post Apocalypse Game)"

## Trivia

* Is married to Karen Moeller
* Heads an acting troupe in Madison, WI called Are We Delicious?
Deon Green

## First Appearance

*Unknown*

"'**"**
―

## Bio

Deon Green is a high energy, highly tangential, and occasionally high comedian hailing from Arkansas who speaks honestly on autism (he was diagnosed with Asperger s at 11), race, and being a nerd in a family of tough guys.

He has performed with and opened for Ahemed Bharoocha, Joe List, Brad Williams, Dan St. Germain, amongst other. He has featured at the Comedy Womb and is a favorite at Madison's Comedy on State.

## Appearances

* Party Mania (VCR Game)
* Freakshow Shuffle

## Trivia

* Deon Green is also a stand-up comedian and hosts various comedy nights
S2E05: "Drunk Mystery Date"

*For the rest of Season 2*

## Navigation

 Notes

* Features more editing jokes than usual, having freeze-frame zoom ins with the caption "Dick-lick!" when Dylan does something especially "Dylan-y", and "muting" Dylan at one point.

## Running Gags

* Board Flip
* Sloan Rage

## Songs

* Gimmie Some More (Busta Rhymes), sung by Matt Sloan.
* "Freeze Frame" (J. Geils Band), initially sung by Dylan Brogan, then corrected by Matt Sloan, and then sung by Dylan Brogan and Aaron Yonda as a duo.
* "Centerfold" (J. Geils Band), sung by Dylan Brogan.
* "My Dick is Like a D Battery" (Improvised), sung by Dylan Brogan.
	+ Lyrics: "My dick is like a D battery, let me stick it in ya. I'll power you up like I am Lawrence Gribble.
* "Cungalingas! Cungalya!" sung to the tune of "Bamboleo" (Gypsy Kings), sung by Dylan Brogan.

## Nicknames

* Dylan - Dipshit
* Dylan - Dick-lick

## Memorable Quotes

**Dylan**: "*So the object of the game is to get laid.*"

**Aaron**: [To Bill] "*Speak really loudly tha...*"
**Matt**: "*Yeah, your voice is too like, mellow and caramel-y*"
**Aaron**: "*And burgundy*"
**Dylan**: Yeah, you need to be more annoying and obnoxious
**Matt**: "*"*Take a page out of dipshit's book over here.*" [Point's at Dylan]*"
**Bill**: "*"No prablem!"*"

**Dylan**: "*I'm not a bitch! I-I-I eat pieces of of breakfast, yup.*"

**Aaron**: "*Swap a card, silly.*"
**Matt**: "*Good one.*"
**Matt**: [In camp voice] "*Swap a card silly!*"

**Aaron**: "*Bill, you can't have over six!*"
**Bill**: "*I won't! I never will!*"
**Dylan**: "*Just like I can't have six beers!*"
**Matt**: "*Just like you can't have sex.*"
**Aaron**: "*...Beers.*"
**Dylan**: "*Don't make fun of my ailments! I make up for it in other ways.* [twiddles fingers] *Whoool-lolo-lolool*"

**Matt**: [To Dylan] "*Look how sculptured he is! He's fuckin'- He's tiny, but I mean he's defined.*"
**Bill**: "*It's like one of those bodybuilding 10 year olds*"
**Dylan**: "*I don't like that joke!*"

**Aaron**: "*Are you sure this even works? I really want to date the nerd. I'm not bothered by the fact that he's a nerd.*"
**Matt**: "*Too Bad.*"
**Aaron**: "*According to "Revenge of the Nerds" he gives really good cunnilingus. So, I'm willing to date him.*"
**Matt**: "*The social structure of this game prevents the nerd from ever finding love.*"
**Aaron**: "*That's too bad because my pussy would be well satisfied by the nerd*"
**Matt**: [Drops his dice]

**Aaron**: "*Either the draw or the discard pile, can't you read? Illiterate Jesse Ventura.*"
**Aaron (as "Illiterate Jesse Ventura")**: "*I ain't got time to read.*"

**Matt**: [Talking about the door game piece] "*This fucking door has the structural integrity of a battleship.*
**Bill**: "*A nimitz-class battleship!*"

**Matt**: "*A direct hit! You sunk my nipple ship!*"
**Aaron**: "*That's exactly what my first date was like, Dylan.*"

## Audience Interactions

* Amy Normand - Cup of Chance Winner (Chose the game)

* Arjon Beemster (The Teamster) - Toast
S1E07: "Drunk Family Feud"

## Beer(s)

Two Women Lager (New Glarus Brewing Company)

Skull Splitter (Orkney Brewery)

## Notes

* The first appearance of Sean Moore.
* The first time Adam "Feuhorbe" Koralik speaks.

## Impressions

**Matt (as Richard Dawson)**: "*Who's ready to play the feud!?*"

**Matt (as Poseidon, King of the Sea)**: "*Welcome to my boardwalk, please enjoy many games of chance*"

## Songs

* "Theme to Family Feud", sung by everyone.

## Memorable Quotes

**Sean**: "*I hope I can satisfy two women as much as Two Women satisfies me.*"

**Matt**: "*All you've done tonight is make dick jokes. This is Beer & Board Games - we do a little more highbrow comedy."*"

**Aaron**: "*Besides a beret, name another article of clothing associated with a foreign country.*"
**Sean**: "*Is there a way I can do this without being racist?*"
**Aaron**: "*No.*"
Singleplayer Tournaments

The singleplayer portion of BallisticNG (this is separate to custom race) consists of three tournaments ranging from easy to hard.

### Season One

Season One takes place in Toxic class. This tournament is easy and should be winnable very easily. AI are set to easy and you can very easily lap them on the easier tracks if you can pull off perfect laps and use your afterburner efficiently. Upon completing this season you will unlock MTechP1 and Arcade for custom races.

### Season Two

Season Two takes place in Halberd class. This steps up the AI difficulty but should still be easily winnable. Upon completion of this season you will unlock ProtonicAG4 and Timetrial for custom races.

### Season Three

Season three takes place in Spectre class. This season is brutal and you must race very well in order to win. Upon completion you will unlock NX2000 and the tournament mode for custom race.

### Season Four

Season Four isn't on the singleplayer menu but is played by playing the tournament custom race gamemode in Zen. In this season the AI are unforgiving and you must race nearly perfectly to win. Upon completion you will unlock Caliburn, Barracuda and survival mode for custom race.
S8E14: "Sculptapalooza"

## Navigation

**"Sculptapalooza"** is the 14th episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on May 3, 2018. The guests were Linda Rafferty and Brett Hermanson.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Martian Sunrise" (Karben4 Brewing, AVB 7%, Rotating). Aaron, "This is a solid amber. Really good. Perfectly balanced." Matt, "That's red and that's pale." Linda, "It smells hoppier than it tastes." Aaron claims that the beer is light, while Matt disagrees and says it heavy. Linda takes the intermediate of the two and says it's medium. Matt wonders if it tastes heavy because of the "ashy undertones" of the beer.
* The game played in this episode requires participants to split up into teams. Matt and Aaron team up to be on one team. Brett and Linda team up to be on the opposing team.

## Running Gags

* a-ding-ding-ding
* pink shirt

## Original Characters

* Matt Sloan as a Catholic priest
* Matt Sloan as Baby Cookie - Baby Cookie arrives wearing a pink shirt and asks, "What do you think? Did I win?" in reference to Aaron asking the same question when he wore a pink shirt to out do Matt's shirt. She grumbles about her troubles with her cat Scrimps(?), who got into a fight with a tomcat in the alley and later got fat. The cast suspects that Scrimps may have gotten pregnant but Baby Cookie doesn't buy it.

## Songs

* "That's a volcano!" (original), sung by everyone
	+ Lyrics [Shortned]: “That's a volcano whoop whoop whoop."

* "Whip It" (Devo), sung by Linda, joined in by Aaron and Matt
	+ Lyrics (Modified) [Shortned]: “When the blue —— comes around, you must whip it. Till the stuff is too sound, you must whip it. No one gets away. Do the whip it. Whip it. You say whip it. Whip it good. I say whip it. Whip it good."

## Nicknames

* Matt Hermanson - "Big Ball with the Glasses" (nicknamed by Baby Cookie)
War Soul Arena

Event cost
 Daily limit
 Recommend-ation
 Event NPC
 Description

1.      There are ten challenge times every day. Rank and rewards results will be released at 10pm every day.

Rewards
consist of Faith Points and Superior Symbols. The higher the ranking, the more
numerous the rewards.

Superior
symbols can be used to change elite epic equipment.

## Read More

Storm Rift

Fated Foe

Split Second

Sanctuary Battle

Temple Guard

Tavern Puzzle

Monster Hunter

Gift of Nature

Boss Battle

Inner Demon Realm

Ancient Battlefield
Skills

## Skill Type

Every character has attack, defense, XP,
artifact skill. Besides, some characters has healing skill and controlling
skill. Every skill also was divided as several different skills.

See the skill description of each class:

Assassin

Cleric

Kindred

Mage

Warrior

## Skill Usage

Each skill has shortcut button,
same shortcut button released one skill, it will change to another skill
automatically. After releasing second skill, third one will show up.

Outer circle of each skill
button is mark as magic when releasing skill or artifact energy. Player should
use reasonable skill. XP skill is the most powerful group killing skill and it
can kill all enemy surround by your character. Cool down time is long and
player can upgrade XP skill by upgrading fairy.

## Skill Study

Player need go to *Class Tutor*
of Capital to study, player who is higher than V3 can study any time.

Skill study will cost some Exp
and Gold Coin.

Skill level should keep pace
with character level.

## Talent

What is talent?

Talent is divided as general talent and
class talent. General talent could enhance player’s basic attribute, class
talent could enhance player’s skill attribute.

## How to choose talent?

Every character could have two
skills at same time, they are general talent and class talent. Class talent has
two kinds, but player only can use one of them at same time.

Different class talent develop
into different way. For example, if you want to be pure cleric, you should
choose Sacred Penalty Talent; if you want to be violent cleric, you should
choose Spirit Talent.

You can change talent in class
tutor, but talent insight is a longtime and expensive process. Suggest players
to double think before you choose talent.

## The relation between talent and skill

1.      Start from level 50, different talent can study different skill.

2.      After study talent and skill, player can choose equipment attribute based on your talent skill. For example,
if you choose kindred with Dark Talent, you need to enhance Dark attack and
Dark Proficiency metrics. The higher Dark attack and Dark Proficiency metrics
are, worse the damage is.

## Talent insight

1.      Talent insight cost insight value which has storage limit. Higher level is, higher the storage limit is.

2.      Talent insight has success rate, higher the level is, lower the success rate is. After complete talent
insight, general attribute or skill attribute will be increased.

3.      If you can’t decide to choose which talent, you can choose general talent.

## Read More

Daily Quests

Dreamscape

Dungeons

Equipment

Game Knowledge

Gems

Guild

Mounts
Wedding System

## About Weddings

1. There are two types of Weddings: Luxury weddings and Wedding Parities.

2. A Luxury Wedding includes a Wedding Parade and Wedding Party, and can only be accessed with a Luxury Wedding Key.

3. A Wedding Party may be accessed with a Wedding Party Key.

## Having a Wedding

1. All couples may have a total of two Wedding ceremonies per day.

2. Both the husband and wife must be online and not currently involved in combat.

3. To have a Wedding, purchase the required Key in shop and speak to the relevant NPC.

## Attending a Wedding

1. Attend a Wedding to receive a reward. Give the couple a Wedding Gift to receive EXP.

2. Guests may attend as many Weddings as they like, but may only submit a total of two Wedding Gifts per day.

3. Each guest may submit one Wedding Gift per Wedding.

4. Wedding hosts are not required to submit Wedding Gifts to receive EXP, as they will automatically be granted the same amount of EXP as one would receive by submitting a Big Wedding Gift.

5. Eat something in Wedding Party to get special rewards.

6. Goblin also appears in Wedding Party to steal the food. Kill it to protect the food. And fight with the Goblin Boss to get some gifts.

## Why can’t attend a wedding?

If the couple has already used the Luxury Wedding Key or Wedding Party Key, the wedding will be closed and no further guests may attend at that point.

## Normal wedding party process

1. The married couple hosts the wedding.

2. The guests attend the wedding.

3. The couples use the Wedding Party Key to start the Wedding party.

4. The Wedding Party begins, and guests can give wedding gifts to various NPC to earn EXP reward buffs, which last for 8 minutes.

5. The wedding ends.

## Luxury Weddings

1. The married couple hosts the wedding.

2. The guests attend the wedding.

3. The couples use the Luxury Wedding Key to begin the Wedding Parade and Wedding party.

4. The Wedding Parade begins.

5. The Wedding Party begins, and guests can give wedding gifts to various NPC to earn EXP reward buffs, which last for 8 minutes.

6. The wedding ends.
S8E31: "Mynd Kraft + Toking Hazard"

## Games(s)

*Mynd Kraft*

*Toking Hazard*

## Navigation

**"Mynd Kraft + Toking Hazard"** is the 31st episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on August 30, 2018. The guests were Trevin Gay and Whitney Derendinger.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Shiner Sea Salt & Lime (Spoetzl Brewery, ABV 4.0%, Summer).
	+ Matt, "Wow!" Aaron, "It actually works. I knew Shiner could pull it off." Matt, "I'm happy to have stand corrected." Aaron, "That's how that is supposed to taste."
	+ Matt, "There's just a hint of salt. It's like a whisper of salt.
	+ Aaron, "A broad lime flavor and a light lager flavor."
	+ Whitney, "It smell a little bit like window cleaner but not ammonia-based window cleaner and tastes much better than window cleaner.
	+ Trevin, "...beer in your empty margarita glass." Matt, "Oh yeah. ...almost states like a shandy."
* This episode is Trevin Gay's first appearance on the show.
* As tradition new guests try an Malort (or Eye of Newt in the past), a wormwood-flavored alcoholic beverage. Trevin, not knowing the notoriety of the drink, happily imbibes the drink. Letting out a cry, Trevin comments that the drink tastes "like bad feet."
* Aaron and Trevin wins by a slight margin in *Mynd Kraft*.
* One of *Beer and Board Games'* house rules for *Toking Hazard* is called the swap rule, which allows a player to pick a card from the deck and if the player ends up liking the card, they get to swap it with one of the cards in their hand."
* Whitney dominates in *Toking Hazard*.

## Running Gags

* Dave Matthews Band and Tiny Dave Matthews Band
* Sloan Rage makes a return as he disputes Whitney's pick

## Original Characters

* Dave Matthews Band and Tiny Dave Matthews Band

## Songs

* "Dead & Bloated" by Stone Temple Pilots
	+ covered by Aaron Yonda and Whitney Derendinger

## Nicknames

* Matt Sloan calls Whitney Derendinger "Bearded Fuck"
* Whitney calls Matt "Almost Bearded Fuck."

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/GX1XH2hSuC4?t=6m32s
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/GX1XH2hSuC4?t=12m55s
3. ↑ https://youtu.be/GX1XH2hSuC4?t=6m54s
4. ↑ https://youtu.be/GX1XH2hSuC4?t=15m37s
5. ↑ https://youtu.be/GX1XH2hSuC4?t=4m6s
6. ↑ https://youtu.be/GX1XH2hSuC4?t=15m37s
Season 7

The seventh season of *Beer and Board Games*, an American comedy show created by brothers Aaron Yonda and Andrew Yonda, began January 26, 2017. The show airs each week on YouTube and the uncut live version of the show is available by purchasing a pass on their website at live.beerandboard.com. *Beer and Board Games* is produced by Blame Society Films and filmed in Madison, Wisconsin. The season consists of 48 episodes and aired its last episode on December 28, 2017.

## Episode list

The following is a list of every episode in the seventh season of the series.

Each episode title contains the name of the board game being played with the exceptions of S7E07: "Beer and Board Games Recorded In Front of a Huge Audience at Nerdcon" and S7E42: "Beer, Games, and Chaos with Fishbone". The games *Get It Wrong To Win*, *Safety First*, and *Bards Dispense Profanity* were played in the former, *Rolf* was played in the latter.

## Beer list

The following is a list of beers featured in each episode of *Beer and Board Games* Season 7.

 "This is a very appealing caramel color on this Geary's Ale." - Matt"Complex taste." - Aaron "There's a sharp copper up front and there's a wash of caramel on the back end." - Matt

 "Balanced citrus grapefruit, good stuff. Two brothers, one cup. Go for it." - Matt

 "It's a real real dark amber. It's like maple syrup. It's a fairly unassuming amber; tastes a bit like a brown ale. Not quite as nutty." - Matt"Almost tasted a little rusty at first." - Aaron Tinny, there's a metallic edge to it." - Matt

 N/A

 "It tastes like a big bucket of bananas and beer. Next!" - Matt"I likes it. It's light, fruity, and delicious." - Aaron"Actually it has a sharpness that cuts through the banana taste a little bit, so I don't hate this quite as much as I would." - Matt

 "The white ale has an intense banana flavor. Intense." - Matt"I don't really taste it. It tastes wheat with a slight sharpness like winter." - Aaron"It does taste wintry. I'll give it that." - Matt

 "Fire & Blood ale is really good, I expected it to be too spicy but it's not." - Matt

 "Man, I open this up and there was a waft of skunky beer flavor that greeted me." - Matt

 "I wish I could have a whole one of these because it's really good." - Matt"That is really good. Oh wow. It's got a bit of bitterness and sweetness." - Aaron"Good balance." - Matt

 "It's like sweet bitter." - Aaron"Orange kinda." - Matt

 N/A

## Remaster

*Beer and Board Games Season 7 - Every Episode* is a remaster of all the edited episodes in Season 7.

## See also

* List of Beer and Board Games episodes (season 7)
* List of featured beers (season 7)

## External links

* Season 7 Playlist *(YouTube)*
* Season 7 Remastered *(YouTube)*
S8E16: "Mad Libs for Adults"

## Navigation

**"Mad Libs for Adults"** is the 16th episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on May 17, 2018. The guests were Dylan Brogan and Deb Hearst.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was "Stop Work 689" (Straight to Ale, 5.1% AVB, Rotating). Deb, "That doesn't taste like anything." Matt, "That tastes like very little. It's really astounding. It's got almost no flavor whatsoever." Aaron followed by Matt (in parentheses), "There is an aftertaste, a little bit of cream (and a tiny bit of peach.)"
* Episode starts with Dylan sitting in Aaron's seat.
* Matt believes that he figured out how Aaron cheats at the improv technique known as Rolphing after Aaron rolph the words, "saggy bag wag." Matt thinks Aaron just rhymes his words, making it easier to rolph but Aaron clarifies that he uses assonance or consonance. Aaron claims that not only does his technique make it easier to rolph but also funnier.

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/7WTt2Y-SeVs?t=4m50s
Forsaken World Mobile Wiki

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Season 3

The third season of *Beer and Board Games*, an American comedy show created by brothers Aaron Yonda and Andrew Yonda, began Jan 17, 2013. The show airs each week on YouTube and the uncut live version of the show may be available for Patreon backers. *Beer and Board Games* is produced by Blame Society Films and filmed in Madison, Wisconsin. The season contains 50 episodes and concluded airing on Jan 2, 2014.

## Episode list

The following is a list of every episode in the third season of the series.

Each episode title contains the name of the board game being played.

### Free Live Shows

Every episode is live streamed to a paid audience but on rare occasion it's streamed on their YouTube channel for free.

* Live Vanilla Ice Rap Game and The Grinch Sings (Beer and Board Games)

## Beer list

 "Oh! I detect pears!" - Matt"Oh God, you're right. There's, like, an aftertaste of pears." - Aaron

 "A lot of Belgian banana... not a lot of effervescence" - Matt

 "Doesn't really taste like much." - Aaron "Tastes like a Heineken." - Matt

 "This is a foamy beer!" - Aaron "That is a big citrus bomb right there." - Matt

 "It smells like a punch... it tastes a lot better than I thought it would be, I thought it would be sickly sweet" - Matt

 "Tastes pretty bitchy to me... very bitter, very hardcore" - Matt

 "The maltiness and the hops balance each other out. I certainly like this better than Heineken or Stella" - Matt

 N/A

 "This is a bunch of Cider... It's really great, tastes like fucking apples, too bad I want a beer right now." - Matt

 "It's very balanced and has notes of vegetation" - Matt

 N/A

 "This beer smells like a tin can *sips* tastes like a tin can... it's bitter but not like fun bitter" - Matt

## Remaster

*Beer and Board Games Season 3 - Every Episode* is a remaster of all the edited episodes in Season 3.

## See also

* List of Beer and Board Games episodes (season 3)
* List of featured beers (season 3)

## External links

* Season 3 Playlist *(YouTube)*
* Season 3 Remastered *(YouTube)*
Sanctuary Battle

Event cost
 Daily limit
 Recommend-ation
 Event NPC
 Description

You
must complete Sanctuary Battle on Team mode. The Exp you earn will be determined
independently from the levels of your teammates. If your friends are not
online, you may tap “Auto-Match” in the event window.

After entering
the Dungeon, follow the arrow and complete the dialogue to transform your
character. Transformations are irreversible for this battle, and you must
transform in order to participate!

When
transformed, your character’s skills will change. You will be unable to use
recovery potions during the. The transformed heroes are as follows:

a)
Light
Touch Hero, with high attack power

b)
Blood
Fire Hero, with superior HP recovery

c)
Sword
Shield Hero, with more HP and defense.

This
battle has three phases: kill the Storm Nightmare, Storm Assassin and Storm
Wild Dragon (Boss). These three monsters will show up one by one, each stronger
than the last, and they’ll bring numerous smaller monsters with them. We
suggest Sword Shield Hero take point while the other heroes keep their
distance.

If you
don’t want to fight manually, you may choose Auto-Battle.

## Read More

War Soul Arena

Storm Rift

Fated Foe

Split Second

Temple Guard

Tavern Puzzle

Monster Hunter

Gift of Nature

Boss Battle

Inner Demon Realm

Ancient Battlefield
Ancient Battlefield

Event cost
 Daily limit
 Recommend-ation
 Event NPC
 Description

## Ancient Battlefield

Tap
the arrow on the right side of the screen and choose “Battlefield,” or you can
choose it in the Event list. Then click “Battlefield Enroll” to join this
battle.

You
will be placed on a waiting list after enrolling. You may cancel your
participation before the battle begins.

## Participation Rules

Player
at Level 30 or above can join the battle. Players will be grouped into teams
based on their level: Level 30 to 39, 40 to 49, 60 to 69, and so on.

The Enroll
interface will pop up when 20 players have enrolled. Tap it within 30 seconds
to join the battle. If you miss your chance, you’ll be able to try again in two
minutes.

Once
you enter the Battlefield, all players will be divided into red and blue teams
according to their power level. The original team will be disbanded.

There
will be 45 seconds to prepare. During this time, players must stay in their
base and can discuss tactics.

The
battle will last for 15 minutes. Players can earn points by bringing the
opposing team’s flag to their own base or by killing opponents.

If you
are idle, you’ll be removed from the Battlefield.

Tap the
crystals of your opponents to recover them and earn points.

The first
team to 300 points will win. If no team has earned 300 points by the time the
battle ends, the team with the higher score will win.

After
the battle is finished, you will earn Exp and Battle Meric depending on your
performance and the results of the battle. You can exchange Battle Merit for
elite materials and purple equipment from Fala Morninglight (NPC) in the
Capital of Glory.

## Read More

War Soul Arena

Storm Rift

Fated Foe

Split Second

Sanctuary Battle

Temple Guard

Tavern Puzzle

Monster Hunter

Gift of Nature

Boss Battle

Inner Demon Realm
Mounts

## How to train a mount

After a character reaches ***level 35***, the
Mount system will be unlocked, and you will receive a Wolf Soul. You will need
to nurture it. After it matures to adulthood, you’ll be able to ride it. On the
right side you’ll see mount icon. Tap it to open the cultivation menu and view
your wolf soul.

## How to summon your mount

After training your mount to ***level 5***, you can
summon and ride it. Use “*Cultivation Stones*” to train your mount, use
“*Evolution Stones*” to upgrade it. These two items can either be received at
special events, or purchased at the shop.

## Mount Attributes

When training a mount, attributes such as
attack, defense, HP, accuracy and evasion will all increase.

## Changing a Mount’s Appearance

After ***level 5*** your mount appearance can
change with upgrades. With higher levels, of course you get cooler skins.
Meanwhile, you can use ***Mount Morph Cards*** to change appearance of your mount.
Mount Morph Cards can be purchased from shop, and exchanged with NPCs for Mount
Fragments or can be obtained from the Wheel of Fate.

## Read More

Daily Quests

Dreamscape

Dungeons

Equipment

Game Knowledge

Gems

Guild

Skills