Lucky Kittens: The Movie/Transcript

(The Opening Credits appear on the screen as it sets to a light blue sky with clouds and a bright sun shining on top. In the background, the song is called 22 by Taylor Swift. As the sign says, "Welcome to USA's Orlando, Florida," as we go past the sign. As it cuts to the next scene where a building says "Edna's Therapy Talk" where Luna Amy Jane Arbuckle, now 14 years old walks inside the building and finds the room she is supposed to be in.)

Luna: What room do I need to go to?

(As she keeps walking past the rooms, she then finds a room that says Room No.120. She knocks on the door as Edna types on her laptop, writing some notes down on paper.)

(The Door Opens)

Luna: Is...this the room I'm supposed to be in?

Edna: Yes. Hello, Luna. What are you here for?

Luna: [scratches her head] Um..well.. I'm having a feeling disorder.

Edna: Ok, Luna. Take a seat. So...what happened while you were having a feeling disorder?

Luna: \*sighs\* Well....let me explain. Since I was 5 years old, I asked my mom to take me and my sister, Sabrina, to the park. As I was at the park, I met a little someone named Elisa Griffin, so I went up to her and asked her if she wanted to be friends with her, and she said yes.

Edna: Ok, what else?

Luna: Also, a few years later, something terrible happened to Elisa's parents. They had to go to this thing and wrote a note to keep her as my foster sister.

It said, "Please have her as your foster sister. Yours sincerely, Elisa's Mom." So I looked at her, and it was like I did not know her, but I did know her. And that makes me feel...sad. I guess.

Edna: Luna, that's what happened a long time ago?

Luna: Yes!

Edna: I'm going to ask some questions about your backstory.

Luna: Ok.

Edna: Okay. Question 1: When did this happen?

Luna: A long time ago. It was 2019 when this happened. I opened up the envelope and it had my name on the envelope. I was like, "What the hell?!".

Edna: Okay. We only have 3 more questions to answer. So, Luna, Question 2. What was your foster sister's name?

Luna: I know her name. It's Elisa!

Edna: Luna, I know Elisa. She, Alexa, Andra, Jenny and Sarah came here.

Luna: I know. My mom signed me up to go to Edna's Therapy Talk, which we can call it Kitten Therapy.

Edna: Well, Luna. It was nice knowing you. I'll see you next Friday.

Luna: Ok, bye.

(Luna gets her stuff as she walks out the door, waving to Edna. When the door opens, Elisa finishes the Welcome Home Party for Luna that she just made. Sabrina looks up at the bunting.)

Sabrina: Elisa, I love that. Tell Luna that she needs to close her eyes so that she can't look, then tell her to open them up. Because...it's a surprise party for her.

Elisa: You know what, Sabrina? Yes, I'll go now.

(Elisa rushes to the door and opens it by hiding the surprise for Luna.)

Elisa: Luna, close your eyes. We made a surprise for you.

Luna: Close my eyes? Okay.

(Elisa, who is now 12 years old, grabs Luna by the hands leading her to the room where they have the surprises for Luna.)

Luna: Okay, Elisa. Tell me when I can open them?

Elisa: You can open them up now.

(Luna opens her eyes, looking at the room in surprise.)

All: SURPRISE!! Welcome home, Luna!!

Elisa and Sabrina: Welcome Home, Lunatic.

Elisa: How did it go? Your first time going to Edna's Therapy Talk?

Luna: Okay. A, my name is Luna, not Lunatic . B, it was good and AMAZING!!

Elisa: Oh, Luna. Do you like my new tank top? It fits. P.S., it's so cool. It's Powerpuff Girls.￼

Sabrina: Yep, I got it for Elisa on her 12th B-Day.

Luna: Okay, so if Elisa's 12 now, who is older?

Elisa: Sabrina's 10, I'm 12 and Luna, you're 14.

(Luna's parents come into the living room, with a present in their hands.)

Luna: Mom, what's that?

Luna's Mom: Luna, that's a surprise for you. You can open it if you want.

(She grabs the present and walks off with it, and then she opens it. It's a phone case of Luna, Elisa, and Sabrina on it.)

Luna: \*squeals\* Thanks, Mom!! A phone case with my sis and Elisa on it!!

Luna's Mom: No problem.

Luna: Well, can we go outside?

Elisa: Of course we can!! Let's do this thiiing!

(Outside of the house)

Elisa: So, truth or dare?

Luna: Truth?

Elisa: What's the memory that happened in the past?

Luna: Well...you see....um...um.. (Luna begins to sweat with her facepalming.)

Uh... okay. Elisa, your parents decided to write a note that says, "Please have her as your foster sister. Elisa's Mom."

Elisa: Oh yeah! I remember that when I still knew you as my foster sister.

Luna: When?

Elisa: In 2019.

(The screen fades to a flashback of Luna going to the door that someone knocked on.)

Young Luna: Uhh, who's there?

(She opens it, revealing Elisa.)

Young Elisa: Hey!! How are you?

Young Luna: (grabs the note) "Please have her as your foster sister. Elisa's Mom." Ummmmm, who are you?

Young Elisa: Oh, come on. I'm Elisa. Your best friend!!

Young Luna: I know who you are. You're gonna be my foster sister, and I'll make you feel at home.

Young Elisa: Okay, Luna.

(The flashback fades back to the present.)

Luna: That's what happened?

Elisa: Yep. It did. I was 8 back then, and you were I'll say about...9?

Luna: Yeah... I guess. Well, guys. Who wants to order some Domino's?

Elisa: And McDonald's?

Luna: Yes, and McDonald's.

Sabrina: Chick-Fil-A, KFC, Popeye's and Little Caesars?

Luna: Okay, I guess.

(She gets her phone out then one by one, she calls the restaurants to pick it up that Elisa and Sabrina chose.)

Luna: Yes, Hi. I would like some 20 chicken nuggets....

(They fade to Luna talking about ordering the food to pick it up, then she calls the last one.)

Luna: Okay, I would like a cheese pizza but with no tomato sauce, please.

Okay, guys. Pizza, McDonald's, Popeye's, Chick-Fil-A, and KFC. I'm going to pick them up right now.

Elisa and Sabrina: Oh, heck yeah!

(A few hours later, Luna comes back with the food she picked up and serves them out to Elisa and Sabrina, who are starving.)

Elisa: Thanks, Luna! You did a good job picking all this stuff up.

(She starts to eat the Popeye's Mac n' Cheese by looking at Luna's phone case and taking pictures.)

Elisa: You're going for a full week next week?

Luna: Yeah. Next Week.

Elisa: That's so cool!

Sabrina: Eli's right! You're going for a full week next week.

Elisa: I really want to do something. (She claps her hands together.) I know! How bout we draw something that happened in the past, then we can tell what it is.

Sabrina: Yeah!

Luna: Yes, indeed!

Elisa: Luna, get the paper and pens out, then put them on my table. 'Kay?

(Luna gets the paper and pens out, then she puts them all on the table. A few hours later, they finish their drawings.)

Elisa: Okay, time's up. Put your pens down and show them.

Luna: Mine's when You became my foster sister. Pfft.

Elisa: Mine's when I first met you.

Sabrina: Mine's when I met Elisa as my Foster sister.

Elisa: We'll just stay up.

Luna: Yeah.

Sabrina: No, we'll go to bed.

Luna and Elisa: Damn it.

(The scene cuts to Elisa and Luna, getting into bed.)

Elisa: Luna, watch this meme.

Luna: What is it?

Elisa: It's called..."Hide yo kids, hide yo wife."

Luna: You know what? Just show it to me.

(Elisa shows Luna a meme she's watching right now by laughing hysterical.)

Luna: Hahahaha!! Eli, you're not gonna dream about the meme you are you showing me?

Elisa: Pffthehe. No.

Luna: Okay, goodnight.

(Elisa stays awake while Luna falls asleep. She dreams about the meme in her sleep by trying not to laugh. She laughs hysterical in her sleep. The Next Day.)

Luna: Elisa. Morning!

Elisa: Morning, Luna. Hehehe. I dreamt about the meme I was watching. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. (She bursts out laughing hysterical by hitting Luna.)

Luna: Elisa, stop. (She keeps hitting Luna by laughing maniacally.) STOP, ELI!!

Elisa: No, Luna. I won't sto- - laughing\*

Luna: I know. I'll just slap her in the face.

(Elisa keeps laughing, then she gets slapped in the face by Luna.)

Elisa: Owww!! What was that for?

Luna: I slapped you in the face because you were laughing.

Elisa: Sorry, Luna.

Luna: It's fine. Don't do it again.

Weather reporter: Today, it's going to be a tropical storm coming to Orlando, Florida. So, do not go outside, stay in, lock the doors, and stay safe.

Elisa: Guys, a tropical storm is coming? A hurricane?

Luna: What? Elisa, there is a tropical storm coming to destroy our house, and we have to stay inside the house until the hurricane is gone.

Elisa and Sabrina: WE'RE GOING TO DIEEE!!! \*both panicking\*

Luna: Calm down, guys. We just gotta ring Elisa's friends, which is our friends, you know.

(The scene fades to black. Later, Luna stands by the refrigerator with a big piece of white paper that says 'Our hurricane rules and plan')

Luna: \*claps hands\* All right. Listen up, so here are our rules for when there is a hurricane coming. Rule No.1. No going outside. Rule No.2. No opening the door. Rule No.3. There are no throwing parties because we would all have to clean up the house.

Rule No.4. I will be in the kitchen doing the dishes, sorting out bedrooms, folding the laundry, cleaning the floors, and finishing my chores. But, if anyone needs me, don't yell "LUNA, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE, PLEASEEE!!". Just ring the bell that we have, and I will come.

And Rule No.5. No sneaking out.

Elisa: Wait, so you will be upstairs for 5 hours doing your chores while we have to stay down here watching TV instead of throwing parties? Awww, come on, Luna. Please.

Luna: Okay, fine.

Elisa: Yes! Haha! This will be the best party ever!

(Elisa lands on the sofa, then she gets her phone out and sends a message that says,'Plz come to my party' to all of her friends.)

Sabrina: Elisa, I don't think this is a good idea.

Elisa: It will be fine. Now, get the stuff for the party.

Sabrina: Okay. (She walks out of the room to get the stuff for the party. Later, the room is all set for the party.)

Elisa: Okay, Sabrina. Now, we have pretzels, plastic cups, soda bottles, chips, and broomstick in case we wanna play that game called Limbo.

Sabrina: Eli, you forgot the chips.

Elisa: We've got chips. Okay, before you call everyone over, I need you to do a few things. \*clears throat\*

1. Go get the radio and put the music on.
2. Get the chairs from the kitchen in case we wanna play musical chairs.
3. Tell Luna that we are having a party without Luna and her mom and dad.
4. Go on my phone and write a list of who is coming to the party.
5. Clean everything up in the house.
6. Text the others that the party will be ready in 5 minutes.
7. Do random things like set everything up.
8. Write some stuff on my phone to all my friends of what they can and can not do.
9. We can tell Luna she can have a party with us.
10. And lastly, tell everyone not to wreck the whole house.

Sabrina: Okay, Elisa. Why do I have to do all that? You know what? I'll do all of it.

Elisa: Okay.

(5 minutes later, before the party)

Sabrina: Okay, this is gonna be the best. I'm gonna take a nap.

(Sabrina lies on the sofa, asleep. The screen fades to Sabrina, waking up, by Elisa, tapping her nose.)

Elisa: Sabrina, wake up.

Sabrina: How much longer until the party?

Elisa: It just started 1 minute ago.

Sabrina: Eli, I slept for 5 minutes? Why couldn't you wake me up.

Elisa: I did.

\*GDRF by Flo Rida playing\*

Sabrina: Is Luna gonna come down?

Elisa: No, she won't. She is not hearing the music playing.

(Upstairs, Luna cleans her bedroom, she stops cleaning her bedroom and leans her ear to the floor, she hears the music playing loud. Back downstairs, Elisa spies Alexa, Paris, Jenny, and Andra. She waves at them.)

Jenny: Elisa, this is the best party ever!

Sarah: My sister's right. You threw this cool party.

Elisa: Haha, Luna is not coming down here.

Luna (upstairs): Elisa? Are you okay down there?

Elisa: Everyone, hold the phone! I need to talk to Luna. Wait! Stay there.

Hi, Luna! We are having fun downstairs. You should come on down and join us.

Luna (upstairs): Okay, well, I'm done with all my stuff. I am coming down now.

Elisa: Ok, she's coming. Shh. Hide.

(The 15 guests hide as Elisa shuts the lights off and hides. Later, Luna stands in the living room.)

Luna: Hello?

Everyone: SURPRISE!!

Luna: What?! Again? Elisa and Sabrina, did you throw this party?

Elisa: Yeah, join us. Sabrina put the music back on.

Sabrina: Okay.

\* Music continues playing\*

Luna: Elisa, this party is cool, but I think I should go to the bathroom and I will then come back.

Elisa: Good for you.

Andra: Elisa, this party is amazing! I am gonna go on over to Jenny and climb on the kitchen shelf and put lots of whipped cream in my mouth. You can have some, too.

Elisa: \*laughs cheerfully\* Luna's Mom and dad are never gonna know. Wait, they've gone to a hotel until the hurricane is gone.

Sabrina: I know, they didn't tell us.

Elisa: Sabrina, let's go in the kitchen.

Sabrina: Okay. (To Andra) How did you get up there?

\*whipped cream spraying\*

Sabrina (with whipped cream in her mouth): Mmm! That tastes so good. Elisa, get the whipped cream.

Elisa: Okay. (She grabs the whipped cream off Andra and sprays some cream on Sabrina's tongue and some onto her tongue.)

Elisa (with whipped cream in her mouth): Sabrina, look what I can do. (She sticks her tongue out with wet whipped cream, making Sabrina gag.)

Sabrina: Elisa, eww. Don't do that.

Elisa: Okay.

Paris: Girl, you threw the best party.

Elisa and Sabrina: Thanks, Paris.

Alexa: I wonder if we can play 'who can drink a whole bottle of soda without peeing themselves'.

Elisa: Oh, Alexa. That is the best game we can play.

Luna: Okay, Elisa, I'm back. This is the best party ever. What if we get yelled at by my parents, who are your foster parents?

Elisa: Okay, I believe you, Lunatic.

Luna: Lunatic will be me.

Elisa: Sabrina? What are you doing?

Sabrina: Elisa, I'm dancing with Paris. We are doing the tango.

Luna: Eli, just let her do the tango.

\*Jump in the line by Karl Zéro & The Wailers playing\*

Andra: \*yelling\* Conga!!!

Elisa: Yeah!

Luna: Elisa, what the hell?!

Paris: Woo!

Elisa: \*laughing\*

Andra: Eli, this is so cool. I wish my siblings and mom were here. Your foster parents are cool to let you throw this party during a hurricane. Lift Elisa up!

Sabrina: Okay! She's too heavy.

Paris: Leave it to me and Alexa. Also, Jenny, Sarah, MacKenzie, Bully Brianna, and the other guests that came.

(The 15 guests lift Elisa up on her back while dancing to the song.)

Elisa: Hahaha! Whoa, this feels weird! Did I hook you up or what, Sabrina?

Sabrina: (with the rock n' roll sign, holding Alexa around her body with her arm) Woo!!

(The camera flashes with Elisa, Sabrina, and the others doing random things. We see them as they drink the soda, Elisa cheers in the picture with her hand up and her other hand with the big Pepsi bottle. The next picture shows Sabrina, poking Bully Brianna after Bully Brianna chases a screaming Sabrina. The other pictures show Paris lifting Elisa and Sabrina up, Alexa putting whipped cream in a plastic cup with soda in it and drinking it, Jenny and Sarah headstanding while Sabrina and Elisa who is insane lifting their legs up, Luna complaining and the others lifting up Elisa again.)

Elisa: Who decides which way we're going? What way are we going? Oh, my God. There's my foster sister Luna. (She waves at Luna) Hi, Luna! You look mad. Guys, can we go the other way, we're going the other way. Bye, Luna!

(The next day, the inside of Elisa's eyes open as Luna sees Elisa while she is not happy.)

Elisa: Luna? Sabrina? Are you there? (She looks at the whole living room. The living room is messy.) \*gasps\* Oh, no! Luna, the hurricane came through here! Luna, Sabrina, we got hit!

Luna: Technically, Elisa. The hurricane or tropical storm missed us, Elisa. It's a nice day out. (Points at Elisa) You were the tropical storm or hurricane, you maniac! Same with you, Sabrina!

Sabrina: Huh? "Went home, Elisa and Sabrina. By Andra." Luna, morning. The whole living room is a mess.

\*phone rings\*

Luna's Dad \*on phone\*: Hello, you have reached the Arbuckle Residence. Please leave a message if you would like to.

\*phone beeps\*

Luna's Mom \*on phone\*: Hi, girls. Your dad's sick, so we'll be home in 5 minutes.

Elisa: Holy,

Luna: Crap!

Elisa: Guys, we gotta clean up the living room before your parents, who are my foster parents, come home in 5 minutes.

Luna: Yeah, you're correct. If we don't clean up, we are so dead.

(They all imagine their Graves. From left to right: 'R.I.P Elisa', 'R.I.P Luna', and 'R.I.P Sabrina'. There are flowers in front of the 3 Graves.)

Elisa: I'll start the living room, Luna. You'll start the kitchen, and Sabrina, you'll start the other half of the living room. Go!

\*Wings by Little Mix playing\*

(In the living room, Sabrina, Luna, and Elisa get trash bags to pick up the trash from last night. Sabrina and Elisa tidy the living room by picking up all the trash. The scene cuts to Luna, in the kitchen, picking up all the trash from the kitchen. They neatly place everything onto the tables. Later, Elisa gags at the whipped cream in the pan. She empties it out. The 3 girls run by a door that says 'Elisa Sux' by Bully Brianna from last night.)

Elisa: \*exclaims\*

Luna: Elisa, we can paint over it.

Elisa: Luna, how do I make paint? I don't know.

Luna: \*ponders\* Aha! I got an idea.

(In the basement, Luna and Elisa hold a door with a gray locker on it. They both carry it up.)

Elisa: Good thing you did not come down here. Now, come on, bitch!

(Elisa tries to screw the door on with screwdriver and nails.)

Luna: Eli, we're not gonna make it.

Elisa: We're gonna make it. (Elisa screws it on, but the nail falls out.) \*yells in frustration\*

(The car pulls up the driveway and stops. Luna's mom rolls down the window and spies a bike. Back in the living room, Elisa has fixed the door.)

Elisa: Good, perfect.

Luna: That's better.

Sabrina: Lovely.

(They all sit down on the sofa as Luna and Sabrina's parents come into the house.)

Elisa: Hi, guys!

Luna's Mom: Hi, girls. We are so sorry we forgot to tell you that we were going away until the hurricane or tropical storm was gone. Your dad is sick, and he is not gonna die. He just has a cold.

Luna: Oh, okay. That's a bit nice, I guess.

Luna's Mom: Okay, we're gonna go up to bed and take a rest until you can wake us up if you want.

All: Okay.

(Elisa goes to the door that she screwed on 5 minutes ago, then she notices that the locer on the door is grey. The other one was gold. She makes a shocked impression.)

Elisa: Luna. Come here.

Luna: What?

Elisa: The locker.

Luna: The locker what?

Elisa: The locker on the door that I replaced with the other one is not gold. The other one on the other door I replaced had a gold locker, and this door does not. The locker on this door is grey.

Luna: Oh, that's okay. Wait, what? That door, we'll not the one you put on, the other door had a gold locker, and the door that is right there has a grey locker. You are right. We are so dead.

Sabrina: \*yelling\* What are you talking about?

Luna: Sabrina, the other door that we had until it was replaced, had a gold locker, and the one we have now does not have a gold locker. It has a grey locker.

Sabrina: \*yelling\* That's okay, I guess.