Goat Manor

**Goat**
Manor:

Goat Manor
is the residence of the Warg-Thain Rikord Mclad. It is a beacon of justice in
the Highlands. It is located on the top of Goat Mountain which is a
lone mountain in the center of isle of lad. It is told in the old tales that
Goat Manor was built by a union between The Great One (also known as the Penis
god) and the first lads.

**History:**

In the
early days of isle Mclad when everyone was following the corrupt Vagina God a
woman walked on Goat Mountain. As she arrived at the top she was contacted by
the Great One. She immediately understood that this was the true faith and she promised
to return to the top. She was then soon forced back down from the top by the foul
worshipers of the Vagina God.

As she
returned to the mountain the second time she made a deal with the Great One,
she would give birth to the first lad as a token of her faith. This would be
the Great ones son and he would be his contact with the lads of the isle. She
was then impregnated by The Penis God using his enormous amount of masculinity.
But she was warned that it was only at that exact place that she could give
birth to the lad as it was only there where the emission of masculinity was
strong enough to turn him into a true lad. She did as she was told and returned
to the mountain when it was time to give birth and so she did. It is unknown
what this man was called but it is known that he had the strongest contact with
the great one ever experienced on the island. It is said that he was born with
the mostwell-trimmed beard that humanity had ever witnessed. He was sent on a mission by the Great One to convert all the inhabitants to the true faith.

When he had
done that and transformed the majority of the population to true lads he returned
to the place where he was born and formed a union with the Great One. Together with
the rest of the lads they built goat manor as a symbol of the bound between the
lads and their god. It has since been the residence of everyone that was
blessed because the location increases their masculinity because of the presence
of the Penis God. It was just outside of the castle where the battle of Goat
manor was fought against the last supporters of the Vagina God.

The castle
has been expanded on by several of the First Lads successors, but not one of
them managed to build as strong and large as him and the new fortifications has
gotten weaker and weaker as new blessed ones tries to rebuild and improve them. It was also during this era that one of the first Lads formed the Royal Guard in the Manor and since then it has been their headquaters.
The citadel in the center of Goat Manor remains the strongest structure ever
built on earth. The defenses are almost impregnable and the castle has only
fallen once, in the Rebellion of King Arse. The whole interiour was covered with blue scottish marble before it was destroyed by the King Arse along with the the first statue of the great one. Only a few artifacts from the era of the first lads was saved by a member of the Royal Guard, Loslie Mclad, but, unfortunately none of the artifacts of the First Lad was saved.

**The Castle:**

The Castle
is located on top of Goat Mountain, the highest mountain on the Island. The
mountain is a lone mountain on the center of Isle Lad. It’s only known natural
inhabitants are goats and the castle got its name from that fact. Goat Village lies directly below. Goat Manor is
a huge structure and got several layers of defenses and fortifications. The
strongest are located in the middle of the Manor and are the strongest
structure known to man. It is built with the strongest Rocks found in the Highlands. They were built in the era of the first lads and is
made to withstand any medieval assault. The citadel is surrounded by several
layers of granite defenses and walls. Furthest out is the Modern Defenses
made to withstand any artillery. But as they were built by non-blessed it is
very weak in comparison with the inner layers of defense, especially the citadel.
Even though it is weaker than the rest of the Manor it is a formidable layer defense.