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Haven't You Done Well 2 - HOTSOUP

**Haven't You Done Well 2 - #HOTSOUP** is the second episode of the Haven't You Done Well sub-series.

## Plot

Mark, Zach and Broden have done well again, sitting at the garden table about to eat. Mark asks Zach what food he's got, and he says it's some delicious chicken and noodle soup. Zach asks Mark the same thing, and Mark says it's a pastorini and a little soup as well because he's a bit of a piggy. Zach says it looks like the best pasta he's ever seen in his life, and Mark susses Zach out, assuming that he is complimentiing it because he wants to try a little bit. Zach refuses it, saying Mark paid good money for it, but Mark insists.

Zach tries some and says it's not stodgy at all and quite fresh. Zach then offers Mark a little bit of his soup, and Mark accepts this on the basis that he didn't offer Zach any of his so he could have some of Zach's. They agree that the soup is really subtly French. They notice Broden's chicken sandwich, and Broden notices the cheeky little coup d'etat, and lets Zach have a bite. Zach lets Broden have some of his soup, then says he wants another try of Mark's pasta. Broden gives his food to Mark too but it's a bit hot so he cools it down with some water. Zach gives Mark a bit of soup. Mark runs out of pasta, so Zach offers him some, then into Broden's mouth. Zach tries Mark's nose pasta, then they all try some lavender. Everyone keeps forgetting about the chicken sandwich.

Mark then tosses some scalding hot soup over Zach's head, causing him to scream. He says it's absolutely delicious. Broden throws a whole pot of hot soup over Zach and Mark.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Broden

## Production

Mark had the idea for the sketch from an experience eating at a restaurant with his family. The name of the sketch was originally only "Soup", and it was filmed at Sam's house. The script was written a day before they shot it, everyone agreed that it was a 'reference point' as opposed to something they had to religiously stick to. Broden said it was "one of the funnest times I've had shooting one of our sketches. Mark was absolutely in his element and Zach essentially went insane, most of the final cut is me trying not to laugh at them both." Afterwards, the boys threw away the towels they'd used without Sam's permission.
Jam Man

A jar of the Jam Man's jam and the lyrics to the ad, made by u/ManWhoLovesCabins on Reddit

## About

### Status

Selling jam

**Jam Man** is a character referenced in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

The Jam Man is a man who owns a jam business. He comes from a dark past and had a bad upbringing, but he found his passion in selling jam. He sells boisonberry, strawberry, blueberry, fruits of the forest, apricot, marmalade, blueberry, boisonberry and apricot jam at Coles, Woolworths and independent grocery stores. His jam has lumps, as opposed to jelly which does not.

He once put an ad on the Aunty Donna Podcast for his business, which came in the form of a song. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
Frankie Yabbiebait

**Frankie Yabbiebait** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in Hug The Sun.
Frankie was a clean comedian, active at least before the years 1988 to 1991. Several of his broadcasts were taped over by the children's TV show Hug The Sun.

There were two segments on a VHS that Hug The Sun's 205th episode failed to tape over. During these, *Shaddap You Face* by Joe Dolce played while Frankie talked about his clean comedy, and how comedy should be for everyone. He said he had been performing clean comedy for two years. (*Gratitude*)
Hot Department: Dark Web

**Hot Department: Dark Web** is an ongoing eight-part comedy web-series created by Melbourne comedy duo Hot Department; Honor Wolff & Patrick Durnan Silva with Liam Fitzgibbon. It is hosted on the Grouse House YouTube channel.

Mixing sketch with mutual masturbation and musical theatre, Hot Department is a sexually dysfunctional comedy duo with deep trauma and a validation addiction. The series also features Broden Kelly, Mark Bonanno, Zachary Ruane, Michelle Brasier, and Rhys Nicholson.

## Credits

### Starring

* Hot Department - Honor Wolff & Patrick Durnan Silva
* Rhys Nicholson
* Broden Kelly
* Josh Tighe
* Hannah Monson
* Anthony Bradshaw
* Zach Ruane
* Michelle Brasier
* Kevin Harrington
* Matt Werkmeister
* Mark Bonanno
* Lara Rigby
* Madeleine Schaxmann
* Bridie Noonan

### Written by

* Honor Wolff
* Patrick Durnan Silva
* Liam Fitzgibbon
* Emma Holland

### Crew

* Director & Editor - Liam Fitzgibbon
* Producer - Claudia Holmes
* Executive Producer - Max Miller
* Executive Producer - Jono Mastrippolito

* Production Co-Ordinator - Katie Rowe
* 1st AD - Kii Belling
* Director of Photography - Gabriel Hutchings
* 1st AC - Taylan Ceylan
* 2nd AC - Pranav Aher
* 2nd AC - Georgia Stewart
* Gaffer - Francis Healy-Wood
* Best Boy - Alistair Green
* Production Designer - Maddison Haywood
* Art Director - Elena Lyons-Dawson
* Costume Designer - Aislinn Naughton
* Make Up Artist - Tania de Ross
* Sound Recordist - Lewis McQueen
* Sound Mix - Thomas Armstrong
* COVID Safety Officer - Liv Fay
* On Set Nurse - Dylan Michel
* Stills Photographer - Teddy Bardwell
Cosplayer Laying It On a Bit Thick

The **Cosplayer Laying It On a Bit Thick** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a cosplayer who likes dressing up as the Joker and soda.

He applied to be a housemate in the Big Ol' House of Fun, auditioning as the Joker, which the 30 Year Old Straight White Man thought was bwilliant. He was rejected (*Housemates*).
Cumsults - How to insult someone using the word 'Cum'

**Cumsults - How to insult someone using the word 'Cum'** is a standalone sketch. It has a sequel, Mark's New Thing (A response to Cumsults).

## Plot

Broden eats the last chip in Mark's CC's while sitting on the sofa. Mark comes in and Broden explains what he has done. Mark insults him a lot using the word cum, expressing his rage at this but also at the fact that Broden doesn't want a baby with him, despite him saying they would try for one two years ago. Broden points out that he had been eating the packet of CC's on the bench whereas Mark's CC's were in the cupboard. He then reveals that he ate that packet too, beginning more cumsults.

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
Jimjo

**Jimjo** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 302 - Future City and the Wannabes feat. Michelle Brasier.

Jimjo is a character in the jukebox musical *Future City and The Wannabes*. He is the brother of Little Bo Peep and Slap. He lives in Future City, where he is the enemy of the Future Police.

After emerging from a bunker into the S Club in Future City, he and his siblings fought back against the Future Police so they could party again. They did this by rubbing a bottle for a Genie to appear, who helped them find something to eat by going to Tiffany's, but this was shut down by the Future Police. This led Jimjo to call for revolution, and upon Bo Peep's request for zigazigazahh he decided they should go to the zigazigazahh dealer. During an eclipse, (*Podcast Ep 302 - Future City and the Wannabes feat. Michelle Brasier*)
Dinosaur Broden

**Dinosaur Broden** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in Velociraptor on a Kids Show! and Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween.
He is a velociraptor. He is a carnivore and is in a pack of other velociraptors with Dinosaur Mark.

## Appearances

### Velociraptor on a Kids Show!

He is called to the body of Zach by Dinosaur Mark, and calls to his pack.

### Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween

Zach and Mark open the door, but there's nobody there. Dinosaur Broden spooks them, then splashes them with hot soup.
Jessica (New Show)

**Jessica** is a character referenced in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.
She is the wife of Picky Dicky Doo. She cheated on him with Gary and Jesus Christ with help from Richard.

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

Picky sees an email from Gary with a picture of his wife having sex with two men attached. One of these men is Gary. Picky shows it to her and she cries, and Picky says he's packing his bags and going to his brother Richard's house. He says "fuck you." At Richard's house, Picky says that Jessica has been cheating on him, and Richard knows this and starts crying so Picky punches him in the face and kills him.
Honor Wolff

### Characters

Margery, Pedrov's Wife, Crocodile Dundee, Professor McGonagall, Jennifer Aniston

### Links

Instagram

**Honor Wolff** is a comedian, actor, writer, podcaster, and friend of Aunty Donna. She is one half of Hot Department with Patrick Durnan Silva, and one third of the podcast *Sex and the Sex in the Sex*.

## Appearances

* Best Hilarious Cake Prank!
* Tackling Swearing In School
* Season 1 of Masterchef Australia - Week 2 Part 1
* Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff
* Podcast Ep 275 - We're Going On A Space Jam Part 3 feat. Honor Wolff
* 67. Walking with Dinosaurs (2013) with Honor Wolff
* Podcast Ep 298 - Casting Hot Department
Federation University Australia

**Federation University Australia**, formerly known as the **University of Ballarat**, was the university where Broden Kelly, Mark Bonanno and Zachary Ruane studied at its Arts Academy.

Frogman studied acting at the university in 2008, and encountered some prejudice while there. He also studied ceramics, for which he was taught by Gustav. (*Podcast EP 1*, *Podcast Ep 123 - conversationswithfrogman*)
Clue

**Clue** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a disembodied voice that presents prizes.

When the boys were awarded Funniest Ever by Jerry Seinfeld for changing their Wi-Fi name to "PooPoo", he got Clue to read out their prizes; a Nokia 7200 from Crazy John's Phones, Aquila shoes and four'n twenty pies (*Housemates*).
Cowboy (Big Ol' House of Fun)

The **Cowboy** is a character played by Sam Lingham in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun. He is not to be confused with the other Cowboy, Cowdoy or Cowsoy.
He is a cowboy. Stick em up.

He applied to be a housemate in the Big Ol' House of Fun, holding the boys at gunpoint, but was rejected (*Housemates*).
How to do Archery Good

**How to do Archery Good** is the first sketch in How To Do Things Good.

## Plot

Broden is walking in his garden. Mark is trying to hit an apple with a bow and arrow, but misses several times, hitting a bird the second time, a V energy drink the third time and Broden's hat from Jeanswest the fourth time. Broden calls Mark a bigly worm spooler, a nasty nacho, a breakfast cereal, and a couple of kids taped together and thrown at an old woman. Mark apologises, and Broden says he'll show him how to do it.

Broden tells Mark to get his knees apart, chinny up, elbows down, legs together, and elbow up, then do a little dance. Broden wants Mark to let him touch him, kiss him on the mouth, and rub on his nippy. He tells him to face the apple as well. Mark kisses Broden on the cheek which Broden does not like, but he gives Mark his bow.

Mark misses five times, and celebrates. Zach is shown with the apple on his head and 18 arrows in him. He was here the whole time.

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
* Zach
Jump in the Shower

**Jump in the Shower** is a short sketch from when Joe Kosky was still in the group. It was posted on Aunty Donna's Facebook page to promote Aunty Donna's Sexy Secret Show.

## Plot

While Zach is making tea, Joe says he's just going to jump in the shower, and kisses him. Zach says he'll join him. They are then seen jumping up and down in the shower.

Later, when Zach is eating an apple, Joe says he's just about to hop in the bath. Zach says he'll join him. They are then seen hopping up and down in the bath.

While Zach is doing the washing up, Joe says he's gonna have a root in the garden. Zach is ashamed.
John Building

**John Building** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 216 - A Typical Acting Class.

John is an acting lecturer from the National Istitute of Dramatic Art who specializes in theatre acting. He has worked both on the stage and screen, and has lectured for upwards of 25 years.

In a rural town in Victoria, he led a theare acting class. (*Podcast Ep 216 - A Typical Acting Class*)
Cum On My Keys Tee

The **Cum On My Keys Tee**, also known as the **Aunty Donna Official T-Shirt** was a t-shirt sold by Aunty Donna as merchandise, designed by Daniel Freeman.

The tee came about through a competition held in October 2014. A Facebook post gave instructions to "submit your design for our first ever t-shirt, we'll pick our favourites and then we'll ask the rest of Don Dons to vote for the one they'd most like to see on a t-shirt. We'll then print 10 of them and hope people buy them throughout the year."

Upon its release in December, the t-shirt was sold at $26, with worldwide shipping included in the price. An ad was published to promote the shirts. At the time, it was the only thing sold on the online store.
Demi Lardner's Butt Plug Ghost

Demi Lardner's Butt Plug Ghost is the ghost of Demi Lardner's butt plug.

## Biography

Demi Lardner left a butt plug in the bathroom after washing it and her housemate found it. It suffocated in Demi's anus because the mouth of a butt plug is on the base and she put it in backwards. (*Podcast EP 9 Feat DEMI LARDNER*)
Demi Lardner's Dream Cunt

Demi Lardner's Dream Cunt is Demi Lardner's vagina in her dream.

## Biography

Demi asked how her dream cunt was doing, and he responded he was pulling left and pulling right. She apologized for turning him into a cloaca last time, and he said he had the best time, and said he was going to eat some pizza. He apologized for being her cunt and that he should have asked first. (*Podcast EP 12 Feat. DEMI LARDNER*)
Fast Furious Fred

**Fast Furious Fred** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.
He is a host of a quiz show alongside Pausey Pete. He doesn't like to go over his shift at work.

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

He introduces Broden who is just three questions away from winning a billion dollars and buying himself a whipper snipper. Fred explains that it will be a quick fire round, and gets Broden to name the Keanu Reeves film *Speed* but Broden says *Speed 2: Cruise Control* which is the sequel featuring Sandra Bullock. Fred ends his shift and Pausey Pete takes his place.
Jambalam: Exciting New App!

**Jambalam: Exciting New App!** is the first video in the BEST CONTENT EVER!!1! series.

## Synopsis

Mark, Zach and Broden are three young entrepreneurs who want to change your life forever! But first, they need your help! In this video, they explain their exciting new app - Jambalam. Its fun, it's cool, it's vegan and, best of all, it's cool. Jump over to Indigo, Kickstarter and GoFundMe to see how you can help!!1!

## Plot

Broden, Mark and Zach are the creators of an exciting new startup, designed to keep people healthy, called Jambalam. It is an app that allows you to order fresh all vegan salads to your door. You can have it your way; there are thousands of different possibilities.

There are warmer options using the Soupify My Salad button. Cooler options include smoothies; you can use the Smoothify My Soup button to do this.

A Substantiate My Smoothie option lets you add substance with hunks of bread, raw potato or various vegetable fats including olive, coconut and peanut oil as well as soybean, sunflower, rapeseed, sustainable palm oil, cotton seed, palm kernel and unsustainable palm oil. Lard is also available.

Animal products, added with the Animal Products button, include milk, yogurt and cheese. Meat can be delivered to your door, but you can come down to their factory for them to sell you the meat there, because they're a butcher now. They sell flank, ribs, wings and brisket.

For people who don't like raw meat, they have a smokehouse out the back where they've been cooking slow-cooked meats with Pitmaster Jim since 1967.

Side salads are not available, and they are now your mum. Mark fucked your dad.

## After Credits

Mark begs you to subscribe so they can get to their Kickstarter goal, which is very low.

## Characters

* Broden
* Mark
* Zach
* Pitmaster Jim (Aaron Gocs)
Dracula

**Ben Russell's Vet/Dracula** is a character played by Ben Russell that appeared in Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL.
He is a vet that has been vetting for 30 to 40 years. He had his vocal chords removed so cannot sing, but speaks by blinking. He also has locked-in syndrome, which he got when he had a stroke while driving with his son. The first thing he blnked to the nurse was "please kill me." He struggles with being left out in the sun and being fed food.

## Biography

### Vetinary career

Broden once called him, thinking he was Ben Russell's vet. He was doing magic spells at the time. The Delivery Man delivered some goat's cum to him and flirted with him, but Dracula said no and so the man committed suicide. Broden asked him his favourite animal to vet, and he implied that he usually kills pets that aren't vetted. He said he once vetted Eddie Vedder. He stayed while Kat Stewart, Tim Potter and Cate Blanchett called in, and then turned into a vampire in the night. He said that he had trained a monkey to give people box sets of Charmed, but this monkey also had locked-in syndrome so had a smaller monkey who gave out the DVDs. This was called a two-monkey system. He talked about the East-West link. Broden asked him whether it was best to dance the dance of life or to stick to it and wink, to which he responded that Broden was really speaking his language. He then left. (*Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL*)
How To Be A Corporate Spy

**How To Be A Corporate Spy** is the ninth episode of 1999.

## Plot

Broden is telling Josiah Greenfield a joke about bums when Zach Ruane the Corporate Spy appears, talking about dividends. Josiah asks who he is, and a jingle plays:

♫He's Zach Ruane, the corporate spy,

The greatest corporate spy in the whole wide world

A corporate spy is someone who uses covert and illegal means

To steal trade secrets such as a

Proprietary products specification or formula or information about business

Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans♫

Zach makes up a story about going to a Catholic high school and leaving at sixteen and selling low and buying high. Josiah introduces himself as a sales research assistant, and Zach also introduces himself as Josiah. He turns to the camera to talk about fake names and Ask Jeeves and Broden catches him. Zach takes a photo of where they keep the quarterly sales reports, saying it's a snapchat. He says he needs the quarter sales report for the CEO because he makes spreadsheets for CEO Jimmy. Josiah and Broden understand and let him in, and he gets the top secret file. Josiah asks him for his reference number, which he does not have. Zach punches Broden and uses him as a hostage while he shoots Josiah with a silenced pistol, kicking him to the ground. He also shoots Broden. He tries to run away, but trips on the bodies and spills his secret documents.

In the after credits scene, Zach says Snapchat is a show where you put an iPhone in it, a potato that looks a bit like an iPhone, a Shrek sequel about an iPhone, and a prophylactic but with an iPhone in it.

## Characters

* Josiah Greenfield (Mark Bonanno)
* Zach Ruane the Corporate Spy (Zachary Ruane)
* Broden
Hot pie seller (Mark)

The **hot pie seller** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff. He is not to be mistaken for the hot pie seller played by Honor Wolff in the same episode.

He is a vendor of hot pies, chips and sauce. He had a wife who died down at the docks, who he sold for ten pies and a chip.

In the play *The Tin Roof Shed*, he was trying to sell hot pies, chips and sauce at a football match but was struggling. Barry talked to him and bought a pies, chips and sauce from him. Barry later saw him at the market, competing with a second hot pie seller. (*Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff*)
Fart Boys

**Fart Boys** was an Aunty Donna web series funded by Film Victoria that came out after The Album.

The series was set at the poo factory in Fremantle included sketches such as Too Much Poo and Parting Your Pants. These included poo and farts. There were often reveals where the poo was in their bums the whole time. It involved characters such as Captain Poo who showered the room in liquid poo, after which the narrative switched from a comedy to more of a drama. The series called for marriage equality.

## Reception

As of August 2021, Episode one had 180,000 views and episode two had 5,000. Episode three blew up on Facebook to get a few hundred thousand. Views dropped off heavily from there, as episode six had around 4 views. The group discovered that audience don't like narratives about poo.

## Trivia

* In Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 30 - Fart Boys Deep Dive, many things were revealed about the series:
	+ The boys have noted how it provided a significant baseline for Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
	+ The character of Captain Poo was originally separate from a character named Captain Fart, but in a rewrite they combined the two characters to ingrain him more into the series.
	+ Episode 7 was largely inspired by Mark's experience as a child with his uncle when he went to the poo dam in Werribee. His grandfather also fell into the poo and did a fart out of his bum to create a poo bubble, which happens to Zach at the end of the series.
	+ The series originally involved Cowdoy but they decided to be more real about poo and wrote him out.
	+ The series was dedicated to Heath Ledger as the group had watched The Dark Knight 17 times during production. Mark had cried because he found out the Joker was played by Heath and that he wasn't dead. However, he found out that he actually was dead, prompting them to put the dedication at the end.
	+ There were many fights about who loved poo poos the most during production.
	+ Real poo was used for shooting, and the catering was jut beans. This led to many members of the crew being mad and leaving, aside from one sound guy named Lonnie who really enjoyed it due to the challenge of recording farts.
	+ The poo had to be kept wet for all 80 days of the shoot.
Jordan

Jordan giving a tour of the Harold Holt Swim Centre in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe

## About

### Status

roasting Broden

Jordan is a lifeguard and tour guide at the Harold Holt Swim Centre.

## Biography

Jordan answered Broden's questions on working as a lifeguard and defended himself from accusations about a conspiracy. He explained to Broden that Harold Holt was not his boss as he went missing in the ocean, and explained that the ATM wasn't working because he didn't have any money. He told Broden the whale sucking a fat one on the $5 note was a coincidence that everyone knew. He told him that if he needed money he should go to the mint, as they could make him some. (We're Getting a Toilet Door)
Cool Zeke

Cool Zeke in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe

**Cool Zeke** is the cool cousin of Zachary Ruane and Maddy Ruane. He is a skater and participates in skating competitions. He can also beatbox.

Cool Zeke appeared when his cousin Maddy died from slipping on the floor, and proceeded to attempt a skating competition on the very floor she died on. (*Haven't You Done Well 9: Slippy Floors*).

He was also brought into the Morning Brown Cafe by Aunty Donna to help judge what hospitality ideas were and weren't cool when they needed help figuring out a hook for their cafe. He decided robot waiters, axe throwing, and a musical number where cafe patrons have to guess who has a vibrator up their bottom were not cool. He decided that being rude to customers as a hook was indeed cool. (*We Need Cool Customers)*
Frank

**Frank** is a character performed by Nick Cody that appears in Sandwich Sam in 1999.

He likes strasburg sandwiches with sauce on wholemeal, which he has ordered every day he has worked in the 1999 office.

## Appearances

* In Sandwich Sam, he berates Sammy McGee for giving him the wrong sandwich, and says the sauce makes the bread go funny, prompting Sammy to kill him after being persuaded by a Demon. His body is put on the sandwich trolley.
How To Do Things Good

In June 2017, Aunty Donna reuploaded three videos they had made for V energy drink in a series called **How To Do Things Good**. They were given complete artistic freedom and they were real happy with the results so they uploaded them to their own channel.

## Episodes

 3 | How to do Triple Jump Good | 29 Jun 2017
Daddy of Downtown Aubrey

**Daddy of Downtown Aubrey** is a character played by Michelle Brasier in Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

He is the daddy of downtown Aubrey. He runs the town and makes all the ladys feel yum by respecting them, reccomending they start a business, and generally motivating them. He likes it when he is called daddy.

He appeared on the Country Morning Show after Daddy of Downton Abbey did the same. (*Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Italians VS People!

**Italians VS People!** is the third video in the BEST CONTENT EVER!!1! series.

## Synopsis

Italians (or as they are known in Australia 'Wogs') and people are very different from one another. Check out our wonderful comparison video where we compare the differences between italians and people.

## Plot

### Having Lunch

Broden finds out that Zach is having a sandwich for lunch. Wog's Girlfriend, on the other hand, sees that Mark is having spaghetti and meatballs for lunch.

### Paying the Bill

Broden pays the Cashier using his credit card. Mark uses his card but has to find it amongst his pocket spaghetti.

### Saying Goodbye

Zach and Broden say goodbye and shake hands, which is quick. Mark and his girlfriend kiss goodbye and exchange spaghetti.

### Visiting Nana

Broden is happy to see his nana, who offers him one dry biscuit which he declines. Mark's Nana sits down on some spaghetti and gets comfortable.

### Family Photos

Broden's nana shows him a photo of her one brother, Uncle Jim, and one sister, Jeanette Richardson-Michaels. Mark's nana shows him pictures of spaghetti.

### Watching TV

Broden's nana asks him not to talk while she is watching the television. Mark and his nana are rained on by spaghetti.

### When Your 'Football' Team Scores

Zach and Broden support their team. Spaghetti.

### When Your 'Football' Team Wins

Zach and Broden shake hands in celebration. Mark emerges from the spaghetti.

## After Credits

Zach finds dressing up as Broden's nana very funny.

## Characters

* Broden
* Zach
* Mark
* Wog's Girlfriend (Michelle Brasier)
* Cashier (Stuart Daulman)
* Broden's Nana (Zachary Ruane)
* Mark's Nana (Michelle Brasier)

## Trivia

* In this video, it was revealed that Uncle Jim and Mrs. Richardson-Michaels were Broden's Great Uncle and Great Aunt.
Daddy of Downton Abbey

**Daddy of Downton Abbey** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

He is the daddy in the hit TV show Downton Abbey.

He announced on the radio during The Country Morning Show that England had gone to war with Germany, as Franz Ferdinand had been assassinated on their rock and roll tour. The Daddy of Downtown Aubrey appeared with him. (*Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Hot Girl

The **Hot Girl** is a character that appears in Subtly Spying on a Hot Girl and Saving a Hot Girl.

She is the most incomprehensibly beautiful woman, according to Mark. She wears a short sleeve shirt with a jacket, sunglasses and a handbag. Adrian wants to marry her. She runs sometimes.

## Appearances

### Subtly Spying on a Hot Girl

She walks into Cafe Rosamond and is noticed by Mark. They ogle at her for a while, then she finally notices their screaming and leaves.

### Saving a Hot Girl

(Assuming this is the same Hot Girl). She is running past Mark when she trips. Mark daydreams of saving her and kissing her, but in reality he sits there playing his Game Boy. Broden runs up, shouting for someone to call 000.
Inspector Cheddar Cheese

**Inspector Cheddar Cheese** is a character played by an audience member in Podcast Ep 61 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON.

He is a goofy Mark character who is Brtish. His house didn't have gas, and he is very interested in water pressure.

## Biography

On the Aunty Donna Podcast, he tried to tell them about UK water pressure but was thrown by Manbeast. (*Podcast Ep 61 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)
John (What Did You Do Last Night?)

**John** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in What Did You Do Last Night? in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

He wears a floral shirt and is recovering from a breakup with Samantha. He is an alcoholic, and is friends with Mark and Broden.

## Appearances

### What Did You Do Last Night?

He approaches Mark and Broden, a bit crook.

He says he went round to Johnno's for a few pre's and split a six pack of Carlton Draught. He then paid a fiver at the pub for a pot of cider. He drank two travvellers on the train which were bundy and coke. He also drank two pints of lager, a whiskey sour, malibu, daiquiri, a glass of pinot gris, Long Island Ice Tea, pot of cider, bloody Mary, mulled wine in a jar, shot of vodka, nip of sherry, shot of absinthe, glass of red wine, gin and tonic, appletini, German-stein with a foamy head, jagerbomb, bombe alaska, tumbler of Alaskan rum, black Russian, black sambuca, white Russian, hot sake, blue lagoon, dry martini and a bev, pot of beer, glassed a cunt, screwdriver, orange wine, cosmopolitan, glass of red wine, whiskey rye, canned Budweiser, beer, wine, Schnapps, pot, rum, gin, spew, shot, brandy, vodka, cognac, whiskey, bourbon, cider, Mai Tai, sherry, mojito, peroni, mimosa, campari, sangria, negroni, mint julep, asahi, Jack Daniels, tequila, manhattan, kalani, Cerveza Aguila, drambuie, martini, kahlúa, gin madras, sapporo, colada and a few others but he forgets them.

Mark asks if he had fun, but he says he didn't because he misses Samantha real bad.
Harry Bickmore

**Harry Bickmore** (AKA **The Boy Who Lived on Rove Live**) is a character played by Zachary Ruane on Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!.
She is a combination of Harry Potter and Wikipedia:Carrie Bickmore. She is both the fictional boy wizard and the actress that plays the boy wizard who was the long-standing host of Channel 10's The Project. Her parents were killed by Voldemort but she also reads the news. She lived under the stairs for the first 12 years of her life, and knew she was different but thought it was her nasty uncle and aunty. One day, she recieved a letter and was visited by a man named Rove who said he had an opportunity for her, and he made her a humourous news reader on his program Rove Live.

She called into the Aunty Donna Podcast upon hearing that Mark said her name instead of Daniel Radcliffe, and explained her situation. Mark asked her about how she was managing her schedule, but he mistook her again for Carrie Bickmore. She had retired from The Project 2 years ago to defeat Voldemort, whereas Carrie had stayed on. (*Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!*)
Jess Perkins

Jess doing a bit about how she looks a bit like a mum at The Aunty Donna LIVE Spooktacular

## Relationships

### Friends

Aunty Donna

**Jess Perkins** is a comedian, radio presenter and podcaster. She has been involved frequently with Aunty Donna due to their shared use of Stupid Old Studios. She hosts the podcast Do Go On alongside Matt Stewart and Dave Warneke.

## Appearances

* Australia Day Special II
* Podcast EP 18 Feat. JESS PERKINS
* Podcast EP 21 Feat. JESS PERKINS
* The Aunty Donna LIVE Spooktacular
* Podcast Ep 161 - Podcast Wars Part 2 - Taking "Do Go On" Down A Peg
* Podcast Ep 172 - Pranking Joe Kosky With Jess Perkins
* Season 1 of Masterchef Australia - week 11 part 2
* 2. Kick-Ass 2 (2013) with Jess Perkins
Grant Denyer

**Grant Denyer** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in Family Feud in Live at the Enmore. He is based on the real Family Feud host in Australia, Grant Denyer.

He is the host of Family Feud. He's five foot two and a fuckhead. Danuary says he is "a little man who shouldn't be a comedian," and "good on you with your little blond hair."

## Appearances

### Family Feud

He introduces himself, then the Smith family, who are playing Family Feud, who are called Bill, Ben, Janiel and Danuary. He explains the rules. He has to say their answers of "a walk in the park," "a second hand VHS of Home Alone 3," and a "shotgun" are all incorrect. However, "**ARE YOU AWARE OF THE POWER OF SHADOWS**" is correct, and he gives them the prize of a trip to Hawaii. "Bleach in his soup" is also on the board, so he celebrates with them.
Detective Zach

**Detective Zach** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in Podcast Ep 255 - Detective Zach.
He is a detective, and is one of the sharpest minds in all of Perth. He is completely different to Zach and it is a pure coincidence that they have the same name. He has been to detective school at a technical college. He is racist toward Sicilians.

He has watched the first two episodes of Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun, and is a big fan of Why Are You Like This which he watched on Netflix. He enjoys music from Price Park.

## Biography

### Tom Armstrong murder investigation

Because Zach had arse cancer, Detective Zach came to solve the murder of Tom Armstrong. He knew Broden's name because he saw a letter adressed to him, and also knew Mark's name because of Why Are You Like This. His first suspicion was on Mark.

He set up in the study nook, telling them to keep out of the bedroom and bring in one person at a time. He talked to Mark first, accusing him of the crime which was backed up by CCTV evidence. He arranged his payment for the investigation with Broden, getting $10 up front and the other half later.

Next, he talked to Broden, who had the alibi of being at a new John Brack exhibition with his friends, for which he had the ticket stub. For this reason, Zach let him go.

He met the Lebanese Man, who told him that he saw a Sicilian man, Mark, fucking jars of pickles and killing someone.

He finally interrogated Smitters Dubois on her relationship with Broden, her inheritance and her being half Sicilian. He decided to step out of the investigation on the grounds that he was too racist, giving a full refund and calling in Wacky Will to finish the job. (*Podcast Ep 255 - Detective Zach*)
Dad Comes Home From Work

**Dad Comes Home From Work** is a standalone sketch.

## Plot

Zach and Mark are recording themselves playing theatre games. Zach is talking about how the winter solstice has passed and they have fared well, and rings the bells, kisses the babes and sows the seeds. A spooky Cock Goblin appears, there to gobble Zach's penis and play it like a piccolo. Despite Zach's protests, the Cock Goblin gobbles on his cock.

Zach and Mark hear Broden shout, as he is home from work. They hide the Zoo magazines, wrap the cords around the N64 controller, and put the Dragonball Z game in the pine cabinet under the TV.

Broden, their dad, appears and shouts at them that he's not their slave and they treat him and their mother like a joke. They buy them their pokemon cards, lets them stay at their friend's houses and buy them lacrosse equipment from Rebel Sport when it's not even their birthday. Zach says he and Mark are really busy with their school tests at the moment, but Broden points out that they should spend more time on their school tests and less time on their pokeman cards. He says they never thank their mother for anything, such as the chicken tonight.

Mark and Zach try to apologize, holding back tears. Broden apologizes for getting mad, and says it's because he had a grumpy day at work. He says he sees a bit of himself in them, and loves them both with all his heart.

Zach hugs Broden, then Broden calls over Mark for a hug, and also gives him a kiss. Zach also gives him a kiss, and then kisses his brother Mark. Broden kisses Zach and Mark kisses Broden. Zach kisses Mark from behind, then Mark kisses both Broden and Zach. Broden kisses both Mark and Zach and they both kiss him back. Mark puts his hands over Broden's eyes and then kisses him, then Zach and Broden kiss each other. Mark kisses both of the others again, and Broden kisses him back. For getting an A on a test, Zach gets to kiss Broden and Broden returns this kiss. They both kiss Mark, and Mark kisses Broden. They start kissing the boom guy, and Broden starts kissing the boom mic. They kiss Tom Armstrong, then Sam Lingham and then Zach and Broden start kissing Max Miller. While Mark continues to kiss Tom Armstrong, Broden and Zach kiss. Zach also gives the viewers at home a kiss for Christmas, a kissmas chris for you. While Broden holds the boom guy down while Mark tries to kiss him. They wish Australia a Merry Christmas.

## Characters

* Zach
* Mark
* Cock Goblin
* Broden
* Boom guy
* Tom Armstrong
* Sam Lingham
* Max Miller
Haven't You Done Well Productions

**Haven't You Done Well Productions** is a production company created by Aunty Donna to assist online creatives to develop and produce comedy projects, and educate creators to ensure they retain the ownership of their own projects.

The company was established in late 2018 and named after Aunty Donna's Haven't You Done Well series. It is funded by Screen Australia unsing their Enterprise funding. It is mentored by comedian and producer Andy Lee.

## Works

* Glennridge Secondary College
* Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun
* Hug The Sun
* Nippers
* Hot Department: Dark Web
Italian's Girlfriend

**Italian's Girlfriend** is a character played by Michelle Brasier in Italians VS People! in the BEST CONTENT EVER!!1! series.
She is Mark's partner. She seems to share his love for spaghetti.

## Appearances

### Italians VS People!

She sees that Mark is having spaghetti and meatballs for lunch. She watches him root through his spaghetti pockets for his credit card, and they say goodbye by exchanging spaghetti.
Get Off Your Phone

**Get Off Your Phone** is a standalone sketch.

## Plot

Zach is on his phone when Mark walks up and takes it, saying he's too busy texting. Zach says his sister has pneumonia, but Mark says he's missing a whole world of things like:

* Birds
* Trees
* The grass
* The ky
* A Carribean night at the old wine house
* Hands
* The hands of a small boy
* Two men in a car talking about their feelings
* Glenn Ridge
* Daryl Somers
* A woman in a hat
* A man wearing a full suit and he's got no knees
* Bert Newton everybody
* A building with a window and a door to a truck
* 'Baby' John Burgess
* Wheel of Fortune
* A full motorised dildo
* Your phone
* Texting your girlfriend on the phone (but Zach is lonely so doesn't have a girlfriend)
* A tirumasu
* A fruit bat

Zach says Mark is right, and spikes his phone. They catch a classic Melbourne tram and do some things in Melbourne. On a bridge, Broden finds Zach and Mark, and tells Zach that his sister is dead from the pneumonias. Mark runs off. Zach just wanted to see the world.

## Characters

Zach

Mark

Broden

Zach's sister (referenced)
Insert Coin

**Insert Coin** is a YouTube comedy channel for gamers. In 2016 and 2017, Aunty Donna collaborated with the channel. These sketches were uploaded to the Insert Coin YouTube channel, and three of them were later uploaded on the Aunty Donna YouTube channel.

## Episodes

In order of release. All were initially released on Insert Coin's Youtube channel, but Dungeons & Dragons, Dishonored 2: Broden Review and Scottish Xbox Voice Command were later uploaded onto the Aunty Donna YouTube channel as episode 1, 2, and 3 of the Insert Coin series.
Gerry

**Gerry** is a character played by Sammy J that appeared in Being Bigoted in the Workplace, the first episode of the 1999 series.

He loves a pouf here and he loves a pouf there, poufy poufy pouf pouf everywhere, and he wears a brown shirt.

## Biography

One day in the 1999 office, Regular Bill said that he was aloof, and Gerry sang about his love of furniture. (*Being Bigoted in the Workplace*)
Gladys

**Gladys** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 118 - Judas.

Gladys is a theatre piano player from the 1940s. She doesn't have feet.

She was present at a Christmas play in 1940s Jerusalem when the 2018 versions of the boys travelled back in time to see Judas. She offered to play a song for Judas to sing to, but was told to go home despite her disability. She didn't have a wheelchair as it had been melted down for the war effort. (*Podcast Ep 118 - Judas*)
Denny Crane

**Denny Crane** is a character played by Zachary Ruane, Sam Lingham, Mark Bonanno and Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 47 Recorded In Boston, based on the character from Boston Legal.

## Description

He is a lawyer character from the TV show Boston Legal.

He joined the Aunty Donna Podcast, alongside three other versions of himself, one of which was an actual crane. Another version of him said someone touched him inappropriately. (*Podcast Ep 47 Recorded In Boston*)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

**Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson** is a character played by Zachary Ruane on Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!, based on the real Dwayne Johnson

## Description

He is an actor, former pro-wrestler and student who does good in China. He has a best friend at school named Michael and a daughter who he sings the Moana rap to when she washes her hands. As he needs to stay buff, he has to eat a very strict diet of chicken breasts, but every Friday he gets to have takeaway, and sometimes he is allowed some whisky. He also goes to the gym for four to five hours a day.

## Biography

### Wrestling, acting and Seven Dollars Productions

Dwayne started his wrestling career with only $7 in his pocket. He began as a baddie, but they cheered for him and he grew successful. He later became an actor and was in *Fast and Furious 5* which is like *Harry Potter* but with vroom vroom cars. He started a company called Seven Dollars Productions. When working with his company, he flew in a big private jet to work and also drove a big truck car. He sold gym shorts through the company, which were advertised to be designed by him but were only picked by him. He played Maui in Moana, but forgot about this and was surprised that the character sounded like him; his ex wife had to tell him. (*Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!*)

### First podcast appearance

He joined the Aunty Donna Podcast alongside Harry the Potter Fan to say "can you smell the cooking?" He also came to promote his new movie, Jungle Cruise, which he worked on with his production company and ex-wife. Harry asked him about being in a Harry Potter film, and he said to come to his production company. He claimed that he signed the massive contract for Jungle Cruise on the condition that he got two gyms (one for his legs and one for his arms), which he calls his crystal palace. He talked about Moana and how he sounds a lot like Maui, but didn't realise that it was actually him. He also mentioned the time he watched Harry Potter with Michael at the movies after school and he got jam donuts at the tuck shop beforehand. He said he had to go for a meeting and was thinking about going back into wrestling, and so he left. He returned after Harry Bickmore left, and said he was going to whoop Mark's bottom. $7 all he had. He talked about cheat meals. (*Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!*)

### Hobbs and Shaw 2 extras ad

Dwayne later appeared in an ad on the pod for extras for Fast and Furious: Hobbs and Shaw 2. He offered that they needed fans to turn up on December 12th at the docklands for a free lunch and a chance to fight him in an action scene. He called himself a gunman, not to be mistaken for the other Gunman, who has actual guns instead of muscles. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!
* Podcast Ep 188 - Margaret Moves To Mars
* Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads
* Podcast Ep 272 - We're Going On A Space Jam
Director

The **Director** is a character that appears in Magic Trick/Silly Man Can't Take Direction in Rumpus Room. He is played by Broden Kelly.

He is a director who wears black glasses with a backwards baseball cap, and is accompanied by his crew.

## Appearances

### Magic Trick/Silly Man Can't Take Direction

He tries to get Adrian to read a book properly while making an ad for a jumper. He eventually replaces the book with a magazine and removes the dog from the shot, but this also fails, causing him to get angry and shout at Adrian.
Jude Perl

Jude and Broden in the "Hamish" music video

**Jude Perl** is a musical comedian.

On the 19th March 2022, they opened for Aunty Donna in The Magical Dead Cat Tour at Hamer Hall.

Perl released her album *Participation Award* in 2022. Broden Kelly featured in the music video for the song "Hamish".

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 169 - Writing A Musical With Jude Perl
* Podcast Ep 170 - Writing A Musical With Jude Perl Part 2
* 35. SingleCare Commercial (2021) with Jude Perl
* Podcast Ep 290 - Writing A New Tune With Jude Perl
Glassing

**Glassing** is the fourth episode of Fresh Blood.

## Plot

Zach introduces the sketch in a funny voice, saying "and now, a typical night out in Melbourne..."

Broden and Mark are in a bar, watching cricket on the TV. Mark says hey to Broden, and asks what the scores are. Broden says they're 2-94 which he says isn't bad, and asks if he follows cricket. Mark says it's not his sport, and Broden agrees that it's slow and boring, not hearing Mark talking about wanting to make a friend.

Mark picks up a glass bottle and smashes it over Broden's head. Broden screams and glasses Mark. Zach appears and glasses Mark, and Broden glasses him in return. Broden questions whether this is really society and then glasses both Zach and Mark. A lot more glassing happens.

Zach begins to talk to the viewer, saying that glassing is an issue to hundreds of Australians, and to visit www.gla-. Broden glasses Zach, beginning another round of glassing. Mark glasses a man at the bar. They glass each other so much they make a beat out of it and begin dancing. #YOULOVEIT appears on screen. Zach glasses Mark one last time.

## Characters

* Broden
* Mark
* Zach
* Man at the bar (Max Miller)

## Trivia

* The group only had 23 glasses and so were only able to do one take of every shot.
* Mark, on the first glassing of the day, actually cut Broden's head and made him bleed. After the shoot when Broden told him he felt really, really awful about it.
Jazz Music

**Jazz Music** is the fifth and penultimate episode of Fapé in the Café.

## Plot

Broden, Mark and Zach are eating at the Rosamond Cafe when Adrian appears, and apologizes for being late because his met card wasn't working. Mark says they got him a cappuccino with some fresh cream. They get down to business, with Zach saying what he liked about last night's performance was that it felt fresh and tight, and Adrian agrees. Broden interrupts and mentions the jazz playing in the background, and they all begin grooving. Adrian starts clicking his fingers, followed by the others. One bar of jazz hurts Broden a little, but in a good way. Adrian tries to calm the group down, saying they came there for a reason. The reason was JAZZ! They groove again.

Broden asks a man on the other side of the cafe about his thoughts on jazz. The man tells a story about a seventeen year old boy hitching his way out east from San Diego to New Orleans. He'd jumped off a boxcar and found himself at a fork in the road, and tripped over something smooth and vinyl. He talks about how he reached down to see what it was but Broden cuts him off.

Zach says he loves two things in his life; his pet dog, and the complete works of Tina Arena. His dog's name is Gary. He also likes jazz. They groove once more.

A man shouts at them to shut the fuck up. He says he's a 40 year old man trying to read his collection of essays. Mark apologizes for their actions.

## Characters

* Broden
* Mark
* Zach
* Adrian
* Man
* Other man