The Sims Simplified Living With Pod People

## Have You Ever Slept With Anyone Who Sweats Excessively

The Pod People Are Worse Then That Because Their Bodies Are Drenched In A Cell Sap That Is Extremely Viscous And Uncomfortable For Most Humans

## Is This Cell Sap Harmful To Humans

If You Mean Like They Show In These Stupid Movies About Them Then No Pod Sap Is Not Harmful In The Sense That A Human Can Become A Pod Host This Is Because The Pod Requires Direct Access To Groundwater For Gestation Our Bodies As Humans DO NOT Contain Enough Water To Sustain A Pod As Such The Pod Sap Can Usually Just Wash Off or Peel Off Some Humans Have Phobias And This Can Be Complicated By Phobias

## How Do The Pod People Drive

The Simplified of It All Is The Pod People Build Motor Vehicles That Are Made Entirely Out of Solid Alloy Both Interior And Exterior In The Movie Invasion of The Pod People The Pod People Can Be Seen Driving Various Luxury Sedans In Real Life The Interior of These Cars Would Be Ruined By The Pod Sap As Humans We Don't Have That Complication So We Never Built Any of Our Vehicles To Accommodate That

## The Pod People's Homeworld Has Water As In H2O

Sometimes A Rare Human Like A Vulnerable Senpai Can Develop A Close Relationship With The Pod People Despite Having Plant Phobias Among Other Things The Lines Between Fear And Friend Blur When One Is Lovesick Aside From The Plant Phobias The Pod People Are Not At All That Much Different From Islamic Cultures The Pod People Have Two Sets of Eyelids And Can Transition Between Types of Vision For Light And Darkness Making The Pod People Exceptional Stealth Combatants On Any Battlefield They Can Drive Without Headlights In Pitch Darkness And Shoot The Needle Off A Fence At Almost Any Range And Any Light Conditions The Pod People Have Exceptionally High Levels of Stamina And Can Easily Run Down A Human

## The Yandere Navy

The Pod People Have Developed An Exceptional Naval Team Known As The Yandere Navy Yandere Seers Operate Outside And Above The Human Sensory Threshold As Such Yandere Seers Are Extremely Dangerous Combatants At Any Range However Their Primary Operational Training Involves Aquatic Naval Warfare And Cyberwarfare Yandere Seers Are Trained To To Collapse All The Way Down To The Last Seer Standing Even If This Last Seer Must Man The Helm of A Submarine Designed To Be Operated By Three or More Crew Members Humans Often Can't Keep Up With The Seers And Then There's Those Like Senpai Whom Keep Up No Matter Far Behind They Get Separated They Always Regroup Often Unexpectedly

## Instead of Judging A Video Game By It's Content Find Out What's Missing In That Video Game

Everything Has It's Limits And Eventually The Source Code Will Run Out And The Content In Every Video Game Will Need To Be Addressed Regardless of Who Buys Them Anymore As It Becomes More And More Clear A False Narrative Is Being Forced Upon Players With These Video Games More Wikias Like This One Will Start Turning Up And Will Equally Go Ignored As These Video Game "industries" Continue Making Trillions Off of Government Propaganda But Whose Government Propaganda And More Importantly Whose Government Is Being Promoted And Whose Government Is Being Criticized The Pod People Are Literally "alien" "invaders" From Another Earth Do You Know Senpai Would Marry Yandere If She Proposed How's This Any Different Does It Matter Whether or Not The Immigration Is Lawful At The End of The Day Senpai Would Still Go Home With Yandere Because Senpai Loves Yandere Just As Much She Loves Him The Two Lack Communication Skills But Never The Less Their Both Lovesick And In The Context of The Pod People Their National Origins Extend Beyond Planetary Borders Compromising Human National Secrets Worldwide Due To First Contact Taking Place In Such A Secluded Way As To Undermine Established Authorities

## We're Not Gonna Call Ourselves "american" Forever

The Freedom And Independence Army Is United By A Tribe of Pod People Known As The Magpie Named After The Earth Bird of The Same Name The FIA Now Has Many Factions of Pod People Rallied By Their Side To Defend Their Liberty Against The New World Order

## Yesterday's Enemies Are Today's Recruits

What We Fight For In The Freedom And Independence Army Transcends National Borders To Merge All Nations Under One Flag United By Liberty And Freedom For All What Greater Nation Could Even Exist Beyond The Most Liberated Nation On Earth To Quote Catwoman "Freedom Is Power" And With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility And Considering No Accountability Exists Within The United States Government Then We Build Our Own America Under A New Flag And A New Name