Voicemails

## I Expect You To Die

The Voicemails (IEYTD1) are a collection of voicemails in Operation: Friendly Skies. The voicemails, aside from Daniel Sans's voicemails, are randomized every time they are played. There are 20 voicemails total.

### Sans' Voicemails

Daniel Sans's voicemails are played as some of the first voicemails in the series, appearing every other voicemail until all three are used.

#### Lieutenant\_urgent\_01

"Zor. There is an urgent matter we must discuss. Contact me on a secure line immediately."

#### Lieutenant\_issue\_01

"We, uh, may have an issue with Operation: Toxic Rain. I'll keep you posted."

#### Lieutenant\_schedule\_01

"Miss Lincoln has decided to cooperate. Operation: Toxic Rain is back on schedule."

### Random Voicemails

#### voicemsg\_01

"It's your birthday, it's your birthday Doctor Zor! Happy birthday, happy birthday Doctor Zor! One more year, have no fear! It's your birthday, it's your birthday, Doctor Zor!"

#### voicemsg\_02

"Hey yo, Doctor Zor. Yeah this is your buddy from the 220. Yeah, you know who I'm talkin' about. Hey, don't you forget- I still need that money you owe me. Even though you became all rich and powerful, don't you think you can get away with taking my money. So, I'll be waiting for it. You know where you can find me. Don't you think I forgot."

#### voicemsg\_03

"Hello, Zor. This is Doctor Monsanto Vesuvius. I know what you did to my dolphins and it's not funny. I will get you."

#### voicemsg\_04

"Zorro! What is up? I assume I'll be seeing you to, for Happy Hour tonight at Mahannigan's? Half-priced wings and bomb shots! We'll get gassed! Nahhh. Alright, Monster out."

#### voicemsg\_05

"Hi, yeah, Doctor Zor? This is Alan over at that NK-Freight again, and you know we still got that crate labeled 'Death Engine' sitting over here, and you've got five days to pick it up or we're gonna move it in Unclaimed and sell it. So gimme a call, you've got the number. Mmbye."

#### voicemsg\_07

"Doctor Zor. This is Audrey from down the hall. Some of your mail ended up in my box again. Goodbye."

#### voicemsg\_11

"Err, yes, Doctor Zor. So glad to finally have reached you. You owe the Carnegie Library some one million dollars for a book you haven't returned since 1952. It is a copy of the 'Confederacy of Dunces', and we would very much like it returned. Do return the call. We'll speak to you shortly. Thank you."

#### voicemsg\_12

"Hi, I'm looking for a Doctor Zor. I'm sure you've been missing your tiger shark, Spot, and we found him in our girls highschool swimming pool. He's about, oh I don't know, 15 feet long, has a freaking laser strapped to his head, and the tag says he belongs to you. So please give me a call at 412-555-2121 to pick him up. We'd like to get rid of him as soon as possible, he's already eaten one of our girls, and I think you might have to pay for that. Byebye."

#### voicemsg\_16

"Good afternoon, Mister Zor, this is Roy Renauldson. I'm the general manager at the Seven Seasons Hotel and I just want to take the opportunity to apologize personally to you for the fiasco last night. Our staff was not prepared for your arrival, certainly. As you point out, reservations are not necessary for a man of your social status. Totally reasonable. Just a little mistake on our house staff, for that I apologize. As you know, those staff are no longer working... anywhere. Please don't worry yourself the cost of repairs or decorations. I'm sure insurance can handle that so don't trouble yourself over it. There is certainly no reason to send over any associates- we'll make sure everything is properly repaired and rebuilt in accordance with your notes from the other day. Please know that you're always welcome at the Seven Seasons and we would be happy to host you and your guests at any time, Gratis naturally. Thank you for your time, sir."

#### voicemsg\_17

"Doctor Zor, this is Peggy from Mike T's Exotic Pet Center. We're calling you to let you know that your electric eels have arrived. You can pick those up at any time, but the giant squid won't be in until next week, okay? Thanks a lot. Bye."

#### voicemsg\_18

"Doctor Zor. I'm Briel. Meet me at dock 14 at midnight. I have the gold for Zoraxis cure 85. Trust me, hehehehe..."

#### voicemsg\_19

"Doctor Zor. It's Brack. It's been a while since we last met. We need to finish our D&D campaign, so... Let me know when you're next available. Say hi to Becky."

#### voicemsg\_21

"Hey, Doctor Zor, hi how you doing? Agent 13 here. I was just wondering about the hazard pay on that last mission. I was told that it was gonna be 15% ahead of salary and I noticed that, on my check, I only got 10%. I know that I should just gently take this to payroll, but seeing as how we worked so so closely together, and I took that Zeta ray for you- I was wondering maybe we could hash this out? Okay, well anyway, I'm looking forward to your call. Thanks, bye!"

#### voicemsg\_22

"Hello, Doctor Zor, this is Thadeus Bumblesnatch, a steampunk adventurer. I'm just calling you- after our last epic battle 80 years ago, or perhaps 5 minutes ago, I'm not sure, the time machine's a little bit wonky- I had brought 20 dollars out of my pocket and I believe one of you, uh, your clones or henchmen have picked it up and I would really appreciate it if, at some point, you could get that back to me, depending on where in time you are. You could leave it at the safety deposit box at First National Bank. Hopefully you don't then feel your future self then rob the bank and then steal it back. Anyway, call me back. Yes, thank you, bye."

#### voicemsg\_27

"Hello. I'm calling on behalf of Good Charities to personally invite you, as CEO of Zoraxis, to our upcoming Charity Ball. This is our most heartfelt, personal invitation, because while we have received complaints about your behavior at some of our past events, we also recognize that there would be... certain repercussions should we not invite you. We would also like to extend our most heartfelt discouragement at actually attending the ball, but... you are invited. Goodbye."

#### voicemsg\_28

"Hey, you know me, it's your Conscience calling. I'm calling to remind you of what your support group said; "Keep your world domination plans fair and balanced." Fair and balanced, just like if you're gonna take over England, you gotta conquer New England too, you know? Fair, balanced? Same thing for New Zealand, you gotta get rid of Old Zealand too. You get the picture, right? You know me, buddy, I'm your Evil Conscience! I wouldn't lie to you. See you at Support Group."

#### voicemsg\_30

"Hi, Doctor Zor? I'm from Future Villains Youth Scouts, and I'm calling to let you know we're running an Evillicious One Day Special on aged almond cookies. Only 15 calories and 27 grams of cyanide per serving! I'm sure you're gonna love these. Call me back! It's Trixie."

#### voicemsg\_32

"Aló? Buenas mensaje para el Doctor Zor de parte de la guardería de gatos, Mi minino mimado para confirmar su cita. Cuatro de la tarde en Avenida Andrés Bello en Caracas. Le queremos esperar al doctor. Que si es tan amable, por favor se asegure que Chispa no venga cargado con ningún dispositivo letal esta vez. Todavía estamos lidiando con la compañía de seguros por el incidente del mes pasado. Gracias, doctor. Cuatro de la tarde. Avenida Andrés Bello, Caracas. Gracias."

[Rough English Translation]: "Hello? This is a message to Doctor Zor from the cat nursery, My Pampered Pussycat to confirm their appointment for four in the afternoon on Avenida Andrés Bello in Caracas. We want to wait for the doctor. If they would be so kind, please make sure Chispa doesn't come loaded with any lethal devices this time. We are still dealing with the insurance company for the incident last month. Thank you Doctor. Four in the afternoon. Avenida Andrés Bello, Caracas. Thank you."

#### voicemsg\_33

"Hello Doctor Zor, this is Jimmy Fava. I am told you're looking to enlist the services of a mechanic. I am a mechanic. That is to say, I fix things. You may find my services desirable. My terms are simple- 15,000 in advance, 15,000 upon completion. Also, I will need you to inspect a mole. Healthcare is difficult to come by in my profession, and you are the only evil doctor I know. Thank you. I look forward to doing business."

#### voicemsg\_34

"Hi, Doctor Zor. I got your voice message. It said, "Regarding the poison, my command is in[g/j]est. Now, is that "in[g/j]est" with a J, or with a G? It's kind of a big difference. Please get back to me?"

#### Tiffany\_Message\_01

"Hello, yes, my agent told me to get in touch about my audition yesterday. This is Tiffany, by the way. I hope that it went well. Of course, I am VERY excited for the opportunity. Please tell me I did okay... In any case, I really wanted to see how you were- I hear that there are some things that might happen if I don't succeed at this job that I just auditioned for, so please, please let me know. I will be available pretty much 24/7 I will be awake. So I will talk to you later! Please don't hurt me, okay, bye!"

## I Expect You To Die 2

The Voicemails (IEYTD2) are a collection of voicemails in Operation: Jet Set. The voicemails are not randomized every time they are played. There are 6 voicemails total.

### vo\_jet\_Fabricator\_Voicemail\_01

"Mhmmhmm... What a lovely outgoing message. Well, the theater operation certainly didn't go as planned, did it? Not to quibble, but I did warn you about outside interference, hm? You still got what you needed though, so I suppose it wasn't a complete disaster. Oh no! I almost forgot. I finished your new mask. It should arrive at the Chateau sometime tonight."

### vo\_jet\_Interviewer\_Voicemail\_02

"Hello, Mr. Juniper! We're just about ready for your interview next week. I just had one little question about your catering request. Your agent said, ah, err, 'Mr. Juniper will require a two-dozen Antarctic Oysters with a side of Albino Sturgeon Caviar in his dressing room before the interview'. I, eh, don't... know if we'll be able to.... accommodate that. Does Antarctica even HAVE oysters...? Anyway, I think we can find a substitute. Give me a call back, would you?"

### vo\_jet\_Fabricator\_Voicemail\_03

"Hello, John, remember how you said you didn't want to go with red? Well. I like it better. So red it is! Ta-ta."

### vo\_jet\_PM\_Voicemail\_04

"Hello, Mr. Juniper. This is the Prime Minister. Thank you for your generous offer. I would be delighted to attend your production. My staff will be in touch to work out the security details."

### vo\_jet\_Handler\_Voicemail\_05

"Oh, yes! Hello, Mr. Juniper. We're uh, well, that is to say, I'M sending an agent to your plane, as you requested. We'll get to the bottom of this, don't you worry! Oh yes, we're, uh, we're the best in the business! The Secret Agent Business! Oh, uh, yes. Uh, thank you very much."

### vo\_jet\_Interviewer\_Voicemail\_06

"Hello, Mr. Juniper again! Uh, me. I got your message loud and clear. We shall have the Antarctic Oysters ready for you."