Sonic (Angry Southern Sonic)

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Mother Fucker!

### Relatives

Tails (Nothing more than just his "friend"), Knuckles (Best friend), Dr. Eggman (Enemy/bitch), Amy Rose (friend/love interest), Shadow (Friendly Rival), Rouge the Bat (Friend), Scratch and Grounder (Enemies)

### Affiliation

Saving the planet from Dr. Eggman's evil schemes

## Physical description

### Eye color

Green (Formerly Black)

**Sonic** (AKA Angry Southern Sonic) is Sega's mascot and the eponymous protagonist of the *Sonic the Hedgehog* series. He is an anthropomorphic hedgehog born with the ability to run faster than the speed of sound, hence his name, and possesses lightning-fast reflexes to match. As his species implies, Sonic can also roll up into a concussive ball, primarily to attack enemies.

### Representation In BBT Network

Sonic has gained a fan-made spoof-series on the BBT Network channel called "Angry Southern Sonic" (ASS for short). The series shows Sonic doing his usual antics like his original franchise, but as the title suggests, he possesses a stereotypical southern accent and swears a lot. Tails is Sonic's counterpart who appears in these series, but unlike his canonical counterpart, he has a tendency to fantasize about Sonic, and he loves him more than a friend, and as a lover, but pretty much to Sonic's dismay. It has gotten so bad that Sonic told Tails to "GET A GIRLFRIEND."

Tails was demonized, treated as evil, and obnoxiously thought of as a smark. Tails isn't gay in canonical portrayals. In the Sonic X anime series, he had a girlfriend named Cosmo (SPOILERS!), who unfortunately died at the end of the series. This counterpart of Sonic was made to act very homophobic towards Tails, further reinforcing stereotypical southern behavior. Despite this, there's the possibility that he might be bisexual (which means being attracted to both genders), but this has not been confirmed. Considering his age and the fact that he hasn't hit puberty yet, anything is possible.

## Personality

Sonic has the same character traits as his original counterpart but in this counterpart it adds his redneck behavior so he’s considered to be an angry, homophobic, foul-mouthed and a serious hedgehog.

He gets along with other characters and treat them like homies but Tails is a great exception, he hates him so much due to his unrequited attraction to him and he berates constantly at Tails for his effeminate and douchey attitude, he’s not faithful when it comes to Tails, once he told Knuckles about what he did to Rouge, it caused him to uppercut the fox’s jaw.

When it comes to Eggman, he would stop his plans for taking over the world and fuck hoes and make him his bitch (No homo).

He is not willing to give Tails a second chance since he always ends up being nothing more than a tiny rock on his shoe, after Eggman ended up getting that 4th chaos emerald he gave Tails a well deserved beating until he ended up exploding into a broken “Finn Balor mlp dildo filled” heap

## Hates

* Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
* Tails "acting gay" towards him
* Tails in general
* Amy Rose acting obnoxious and whining
* Big the Cat
* Shadow The Hedgehog (At Times)
* Scratch
* Grounder
* Omochao
* Badniks in General
* His franchise being ruined or otherwise garnering a bad reputation
* His passionate but Toxic Fandom and Hatedom
* Being considered gay due to people taking his favorite food, "Chili Dog," out of context.
* LGBT
* Sonic '06 (Undeniably the worst official sonic game)
* Sonic Boom (Assumed)
* Sonic Boom: Rise of the Lyric (Assumed, but likely)
* Sonic Forces (The most controversial and mixed sonic game to date)
* Sonic Movie's Old Design (Because it ruined his image and made him look like a weirdo in a fursuit)
* WWE's PG Era
* Chris Thorndyke
* Princess Elise the Third
* Cringe
* OCs
* DeviantArt
* A large portion of his fans (if they're toxic)
* Chris-Chan
* Sonichu
* The Avatar from Sonic Forces
* Sonic.exe (due to being a creepypasta poorly written as cliche and for being stupid and certainly not scary)
* Water (Because hedgehogs can't swim)
* Slowness
* Metal Sonic
* Chaos
* Femboy's Hooters
* The Deadly 6

## Loves

* Knuckles the Echidna

* Shadow the Hedgehog (Sometimes)
* Rouge The Bat
* E-123 Omega
* Cream the Rabbit
* Cheese
* Silver the Hedgehog
* Blaze the Cat
* Vector the Crocodile
* Espio the Chameleon
* Charmy Bee
* Saving the planet
* Chili Dogs
* Destroying Eggman's Robots
* Ruining Eggman's Plans
* Going Fast
* WWE's Attitude Era
* WWE's Ruthless Aggression Era
* Acting Homophobic Towards Tails
* Sexy Women
* Chaos Emeralds
* DeviantArt (if there's decent, non-sexual fan art of him)
* Adventures
* His New Movie's Design (Sonic fans and gamers alike rejoiced as this movie was a box office success)