Evilution

"If you believe in macroevolution, then you also believe, we evolved from a rock."

### Rating

* 11/10 (IMDb)
* 101% (Rotten Tomatoes)

### Directed by

* Matt Skonicki
* Ryan Cousins
* Jared Thebeau

### Budget

None. In fact, the directors were paid millions NOT to create this, meaning a negative budget.

### Box Office

37,5% of undisclosed offshores

* Globevil

**EVILUTION** is ~~one of~~ **THE** greatest, most majestic, most influential, most important thing that humanity during its long history has crafted. It is beautiful, mesopotamic, Michaelangelic, nothing is second to it, because everything is infiniteth to it. In fact, what is Renaissance or Baroque art compared to this? What are the deeds of Mozart, Beethoven, Vivaldi, compared to the deeds of the persons who were involved in the making of this? Who is Charles Darwin to say anything about his EVILutionary theory? Nothing. **EVILUTION** is a 3 minute and more video of Phatso delivering the most crucial class presentation to Monkiface, about how the theory of evolution is **EVIL** and Monkiface must be turned up salvation.

Most important, however, is the rock we macroevolved from, for which macroevolutionarists have NO answer for!

## Script

* *Fat: Today my class presentation is on* **EVILUTION***!*
* *Monkey: Don't you mean evolution?*
* *Fat: Well besides the valid concept of microevolution, the concept of macroevolution is evil.*
* *Monkey: But what's the difference?*
* *Fat: Microevolution is wider variation within a species. For exemple, there are different breeds of dogs due to adaptation and natural selection, but they're all dogs!*
* *Monkey: Isn't that just evolution?*
* *Fat: Macroevolution is a stretch of the imagination! It requires that a species must take extra-genetic information.*
* *Fat: So dinosaurs becoming birds, apes becoming humans, can't happen! Adaptation can only occur with genetic information thats already there, it can't make anything new.*
* *Monkey: So you're saying we've all been brainwashed?*
* *Fat: You know there was a time in society when scientists actually concurred, with Scriptures!*
* *Monkey: Hey, everybody knows we evolved from apes!*
* *Fat: If you believe in macroevolution then you also believe we evolved from a rock.*
* *Fat: It's funny how you believe the most ridiculous concepts of creation, just as long as you're not accountable for your actions.*
* *Fat: By the way, the missing link? IT'S STILL. MISSING! Dude, if we did evolve from apes, there would have been an overabundance of fossilized evidence, of transitional forms of species. So far, zilch!*
* *Monkey: Oh yeah what about the dinosaurs?*
* *Fat: They're mentioned several times in the Bible-*
* *Monkey: Oh c'mon!*
* *Fat: A'ight, listen. Archeologists have found unfossilized dinosaur bones, AND, red blood cells from a T-Rex. These two findings alone would be a scientific impossibility, if dinosaurs existed 65 million years ago.*
* *Monkey: You forgot about carbon dating, smart guy!*
* *Fat: Carbon dating and all other forms of radiometric dating, are soo, flawed, that scientists don't even wanna use them anymore, to determine the age of fossils!*
* *Fat: So how they determine the age? They look at the layers of rock, place their own dates on these layers, and whatever the layer the fossil falls on, wallah! There's your age!*
* *Fat: Even the other carbon dating results say otherwise.*
* *Fat: How's that for exact science?*

Yes, archeologists are also paleontologists, do **NOT** ask frains!

## Phatso

The original phatsoDo you remember the "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR" meme?A tumor in the chin?Give your own description on this.He thinks that he knows that he knows.Mereswim!!Another variant of the merewsim.DittoBig noseChipmunkAlienVillager from MinecraftDistored by macroevolutionary mutationsBarrel skullReminds me of Cartoon Network"They brainwashed us into believing that the earth is globe and now you must take refuge in the forest"Owl, or somethingMutated sharkAnother macroevolutionary mutationPure distortionGrug say evilution no possible"Mike Wazowskiiiii!"MonkeyPlease put there your own descriptionDittoFace of evilStare of evilOh no.Even worse.Original zoomedIngested things he should have notCompressed into oblivion"I am educate in macroevolution"
## Monkeyface

MonkeyHe looks likes he was distorted in a The Sims character creation.BaseloadThe biggest chin in the planet*Mike Wazooswkiiii!*BruhMutated by F.E.V.Now he looks like a monkey!Dem lips.