Fun Stuff

This page is about things you can do to make the Villagers have a "bad time".

Ways to Goose:

* **Thief:** Steal any villager's stuff and either mess it up (AKA, putting it in the wrong place), hide it from them, or make them walk far from their usual location to inconvenience them.
* **The Element of Honk:** This is the first method of honking, and involves using your honks wisely and with perfect timing. To do this method, you need to make yourself invisible. Don't let your presence be seen by other Villagers until the perfect moment. You can hide in certain places, like bushes, the Empty Box, the spaces under the terrace in the Pub, or just crouch in general so there's less of a chance of you being spotted. Then, HONK. Honk when they least expect it. You should generally make their life confusing pain. With this method, you can also decide whether or not you want them to know WHAT is honking, as by hiding yourself just right, you can make it so that the Villagers can't locate you, and thus determine what is honking. This way, you can make your victim feel like they're going crazy, as they cannot find what is plaguing their day with honking.
* **Honk Insanity:** This is the second method of honking and involves a lot of honking that is sure to make your existence known. Let the Villagers be tormented by your constant honking. Honk until they break. Honk until they go insane. Honk until they start begging for *the sweet release of DEATH.* Once you've reached your desired outcome, you can then let up on your honking and move on to your next victim...
* **Get up in their Business:** Simply getting too close to Villagers will annoy them. See how much you can displease the Villagers with your lack of understanding of personal space.
* **Flaunt Yourself:** Make Villagers aware of your presence with a honk. Then, once you have their attention, flap your wings, bow your head, and generally show off. Let them know that you're a Goose and you're proud...

## Items

### Walkie-Talkies

Ways to use the Walkie-Talkies to do fun stuff:

* **Trapping:** Honk while holding a Walkie-Talkie and trap Shopkeeper, Groundskeeper, Wimp, and TV Shop Owner in the garage.
* **Prank Call:** Honk while the Tidy Neighbour or TV Shop Owner is holding a Walkie-Talkie and you are holding the other one. This will make them run around in circles.
* **Prank Call 2.0:** Have one Walkie-Talkie at the storefront and the other in the Goose's beak. Honk once to get the Shopkeeper's attention. When she goes to listen for the honking, honk in the Walkie-Talkie again to scare her and make her fall on her bottom.
* Use the Walkie-Talkies to lead people around and generally make them confused.
* **Goose Confusion:** Place one Walkie-Talkie near where the Wimp is and hold the other one. Then, after making sure you're a decent distance away, honk once the Wimp is near the Walkie-Talkie you placed. The Wimp will run away in terror, regardless of whether it's from an actual goose or a Walkie-Talkie. You can use this method to either torment him while you watch from a distance or make him think that there are two geese.

### Pushbroom

Ways to use the Pushbroom to do fun stuff:

* **Trapped:** Break the Pushbroom and put the Pushbroom head in front of the back door of the garage, trap the Shopkeeper in the garage and she won't be able to get out. This can buy you time to grab whatever you need from the store for any plans you have without any interference.
* **Missing:** Hide the Pushbroom from the Shopkeeper and every time she attempts to shoo the Goose away from the Shop she will wait a while thinking "Where is my broom!?"

### Figurines

Ways to use Mini Person, Mini Person (Groundskeeper) e.g.:

* **Goose Says:** Take the Mini Duck (Goose) and try to "show it" how to goose.
* **What was That?:** Take any figurine to an NPC and honk. NPCs will think that the figurine honked.

### Harmonica

Ways to use the Harmonica to do fun stuff:

* Take the Harmonica, then run around the Pub like crazy and honk a lot. This will make an obnoxious "Harmonica sound" that the patrons and staff are sure to notice. Now imagine being at a Pub and seeing a lady running after a goose that's playing the harmonica.
* Run around the village and honk with the Harmonica.

### Pint Bottle

Ways to use the Pint Bottle to do fun stuff:

* When you pick up the Pint Bottle, you'll now have it "stuck" to your beak. Also note that when you honk while holding the Pint Bottle, the Goose will emit a muffled/echoed honk. You can now use this to your advantage and run around the village, causing terror with your newfound honk.

### Radio

Ways to use the Radio to do fun stuff:

* Picking up the Radio will immediately cause it to start playing music. This music attracts villagers in hearing range. Using this, you can lure villagers with the Radio to other places.
* You can change the music by dropping the Radio and picking it back up.
* It seems the only way you can make the Radio stop playing music is either by having a villager pick it up and turn it off or by putting the Radio in water. (IE. the lake, canal, or puddle.)

### Duck Statue

Ways to use the Duck Statue to do fun stuff:

* Steal the duck statue and get dressed up with the bow instead.

## Characters

### Groundskeeper

Ways to Bamboozle the Groundskeeper:

* **Shiny Head:** Steal both his Groundskeeper Hat and Sun Hat so that his bald head will be exposed for all the world to see. (You can achieve this via the method used to complete the objective "make the groundskeeper wear his sun hat")
* **Locked Out (A):** Steal his keys and hide them. Then, turn on the sprinkler, wait for him to exit his Garden, and close the gate once he does. This will lock him out, and seeing that he doesn't have his keys to get back in, he'll have to take the long way around.
* **Locked Out (B):** Using the previous method, do the same thing, but this time, mess up as much stuff in the Garden as you can before he gets back. He'll have a big mess to clean up once he finally does get back into his Garden.
* **Splash Zone:** Turn on the sprinkler when he's near it to surprise him, then quickly turn it back off.
* **Carrot Picnic:** Steal all of the Carrots from the Groundskeeper's Garden and bring them over to the Picnic Blanket

### Shopkeeper

Ways to Bamboozle the Shopkeeper:

* **Disbroomment:** Disarm her of her powerful, dangerous pushbroom.
* **Carrot Picnic 2: Electric Boogaloo:** Steal all of the Carrots from the Shopkeeper's store and bring them over to the Picnic Blanket.
* **Umbrella Madness:** Open the Umbrellas in her shop to inconvenience her.
* **Empty Spraybottle:** Next to the Trashcan is a seemingly empty Spray Bottle that was thrown away. Take it to the Shopkeeper, who will mistake it for one of her own and take it from you. She'll then put it on the shelf. Congrats, now there's an expired product on the shelf!
* **Goodbye:** Take everything from the Shop.

### Wimp

Ways to Bamboozle the Wimp:

* **My... Glasses?:** Steal the Wimp's glasses, hide them, then steal the Tidy Neighbour's Glasses and give them to Wimp. Not only will Wimp have the wrong glasses, but the Tidy Neighbour will also be wondering where his glasses are.
* *You can also do the previous method with other pairs of glasses, including Glasses (Red), Horn Rimmed Glasses, and Sunglasses.*
* **Wimp Fish:** Honk behind the Wimp and chase him to the canal, untie his shoelaces, and honk at him. he will fall into the canal.
* **Wimp Bait:** Steal Wimp's glasses. Why? Well, notice when you're holding his glasses and decide to approach him, he'll start to walk towards you, Zombie-style, as he can sense that his glasses are nearby. Now, if you make sure you're close enough to where Wimp follows you, but far enough so he won't just snatch the glasses out of your beak, you can lure him around. Using this to your advantage, you can take the Wimp to certain places. Once you've led him to your desired location, you can now either give him back his glasses and make him walk back to the High Street, or just leave him stranded there for all eternity. It's your choice!
* **I swear I just-:** Make him run into the phone booth. Then, run off when he's calling for help. Don't run off too early, because he'll probably just get out of the phone booth himself. This will make it seem like there was never a goose to the TV Shop Owner.
* **Trap him in the Garden:** If you've been experimenting with the luring the Wimp around method, you'll probably know that there's a mysterious invisible barrier at the back gate preventing the Wimp from entering the Garden. However, the front gate DOESN'T have an invisible barrier. So, you can technically trap the Wimp in the Garden by luring him through the front gate, closing said gate, and giving him back his glasses. Even though he can see again, he won't be able to get back and will be stuck standing in front of the back gate, confused for all eternity.
* **Crowned Goose:** Get the Wimp to put the Crown on your head.

### TV Shop Owner

Ways to Bamboozle the TV Shop Owner:

* **Your Host, Goose:** Do the "get on t.v." objective. Once you're on television, flaunt your stuff and show your moves. *(Bonus points if you have a bow on.)*

### Tidy Neighbour

Ways to Bamboozle the Tidy Neighbour:

* **Vanishing Items:** Steal his stuff one by one. (IE. his hat, glasses, pipe, slippers.) You have to be sneaky while doing this. You should probably do it while the Tidy Neighbour is reading the Newspaper or something, and make sure he doesn't notice you during the process. If you pull this off successfully, then congrats, you just made a man wonder where the hell all of his stuff is and if he's possibly losing his mind.
* **Nothing to do:** Steal his seemingly only forms of entertainment. (AKA, his Newspaper and Tea Cup.) Once you've made sure that he can't get his entertainment back, then he'll sit there, arms crossed and annoyed.
* **Possessed Picnic Basket:** Bring the Picnic Basket over to the Back Gardens, specifically the Tidy Neighbour's yard. He will notice the Picnic Basket and will pick it up. However, when he throws it over, there is a chance that the decorative handles will become glitched. These glitched handles make the Picnic Basket flail around like a Hexbug having a seizure.
* **Toss:** Since he'll seemingly throw any item that isn't his over the fence, see how many items he's willing to toss.
* **Flash Flood:** Throw his Newspaper into the water.

### Messy Neighbour

Ways to Bamboozle the Messy Neighbour:

* **The Goose:** Pose as her beloved Duck Statue. Stand there for a moment, make sure you're perfectly still. Then, when the opportune moment arises, honk. Don't honk too much, or else she'll notice that you're not her Duck Statue. Just honk enough to where she'll hear. Then, resume your silence as she walks over to investigate. Hopefully, if you've mastered the art of disguises, she won't suspect that anything is wrong with the "statue" and will resume her activities. You can then do this again once you get the chance.
* **Hoarder:** This next method may involve a helping hand. As it turns out, whenever the Tidy Neighbour sees an item that "isn't his" in his yard, he'll instinctively pick it up and throw it over the fence. This goes for any item. It also turns out that Messy Neighbour will not attempt to throw any of the items back, even if they aren't hers. Because of this, you can amass a collection of stuff in the Messy Neighbour's yard, just as long as those items can fit through the hole you created in the fence. It's also easier when you have a person who's willing to throw anything over a fence.

### Publican

Ways to Bamboozle the Publican:

* **Unseen Force:** This may be a bit tricky to pull off, but it's interesting to watch. This requires immense stealth, along with knowledge of the Pub's layout, specifically the terrace. The method involves stealing items, causing small incidents, and things like that to get the attention of them. You have to make use of the hiding spaces underneath tables, otherwise this won't work. Steal silverware, turn on the sink, unplug the barrel, and generally cause strange mishaps to happen. You want to make these occurrences seem mysterious, almost supernatural, and have the Publican questioning her sanity.
* **Disappearing Dishcloth:** Try to steal her Dishcloth and hide it. Now the Publican won't be able to clean tables.

### Publican's Husband

Ways to Bamboozle the Publican's Husband:

* **The Trick:** Place the Mop Bucket on the trash can (leave it by the edge) and go to the Entrance. Let Publican's Husband chase you to the trash can. Wait for him to stand near the trash can (while you're sitting on top) and use the Bucket as a step. Hop onto the Publican's husband. If you try to slowly move in a direction, the Publican's Husband will follow you. Have fun! (Aka, The Azor Trick).
* **Falling Down:** Untie his shoes. Now, if he tries to run after you, he'll just trip and fall.
* **Tomato Madness:** Displace as many Tomatoes as possible. Now leave him to clean up the mess.

### Delivery person

Ways to Bamboozle the Delivery person:

* **Surprise...!:** Hide in the Empty Box and wait for the Delivery person to arrive. They will see the box and immediately pick it up. Now, as they're carrying it, you can either honk or jump out of the box. This will scare them, as nobody expects a Goose to be hiding in a box.
* **Bucket:** Knock the Bucket over. When the Delivery person comes over to the area, they'll notice the Bucket and attempt to put it back. When this happens, knock it over again. Rinse and repeat until you get bored.

### Pub Patrons

Ways to Bamboozle the Pub Patrons:

* There's not much you can do to Bamboozle them, although excessive honking will cause either one of them to stand up and investigate.

### Old Man

Ways to Bamboozle the Old Man:

* **My Stool:** Steal his seat and hide it so he can't sit down. (Bonus points if you manage to make him fall first. It'll be like his stool just vanished!)
* **My Hat:** When the Old Man falls on his bum, steal his Hat and hide it from him.

## Challenges

***This section is about made-up objectives that are meant to challenge the player. Here are some challenges you can do in Untitled Goose Game:***

### Untitled Goose (Challenges)

* Every item you can steal from the Garden
* Every item you can steal from the High Street
* Every item you can steal from the Back Gardens
* Every item you can steal from the Pub
* Every item you can steal from the Model Village

* Steal everything from the Garden
* Steal everything from the High Street
* Steal everything from the Back Gardens
* Steal everything from the Pub
* Steal everything from the Model Village
* Steal **everything**

### Goose Propaganda

* Goose Propaganda Signs

* Steal the No Goose Sign from the Garden
* Cover up the No Goose Sign in the High Street *(Optional)*
* Steal the No Goose Sign (Tidy) from the Back Gardens
* Steal the No Goose Sign (Messy) from the Back Gardens
* Steal the No Goose Sign from the Pub

### Odd Collection

* Odd Items Collection

* Steal the Jeremy Fish Statue
* Steal the Baby Doll
* Find the other Stolen Boot
* Steal the Pacifier
* Steal the Traffic Cone
* Steal the Harmonica
* Steal the Soap

### Family

* Happy Family Happy Hour

* Steal the Duck Statue
* Steal the Mini Duck (Goose)
* Bring both back Home