La Confesión de Víctor

Header for La Confesión de Víctor.

**Las Mujeres-** Katie Meyers, Melissa Mollner

This is only a sample of the whole video.

> "*In this sequel to Guapo, Víctor reveals his dark secret to the world. Will you ever be able to forgive him?"*
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*La Confesión de Víctor*, or *The Confession of Victor* or possibly *Victor's Confession*, is a sequel to Guapo, and where Víctor reveals his darkest secret of being bald.

## Victor is hot

We start with a shot of Víctor, contemplating in the woods. Cut to Víctor inside a living room, with his lady friends playing Wii in the background. He begins to describe his life and his success of being handsome. However, as he walks out he begins to reveal that he has a secret. He kneels down. Suddenly, pulls off his hair revealing he's bald.

Víctor puts his hairpiece back on, but that can't make his hair come back. He begins to describe how women would swoon over him and his hair, however that is all gone now. He shouts out, again, that he's bald.

Now without hair, Víctor's lady friends leave him for other people. He can no longer find a job. He can't stand to look at himself. Even his dog doesn't want to love him.

Víctor then continues to sing about his woes, as everything he has crumbles apart. Standing by a fire, he throws his hairpiece in, ending the video.

## Lyrics

* Spanish
* English

Me llamo Víctor

Muchas mujeres

creen que soy guapo

Me dicen que soy guapo

Cantan que soy

muy, muy, muy, muy, muy guapo

Pero tengo un secreto

que les voy a revelar

Es un secreto terrible

que les voy a contar

Por favor,

¿pueden perdonarme?

Yo era guapo

pero ya no lo soy

Yo era guapo

pero ya no lo soy

¡Soy calvo!

¡Completamente calvo!

Me llamo Víctor

Muchas mujeres

creían que era guapo

Me decían que era guapo

Cantaban que era

muy, muy, muy, muy guapo

Pero tengo un secreto

que les voy a revelar

Es un secreto terrible

que les voy a contar

Por favor,

no se lo digan a nadie

Yo era guapo

pero ya no lo soy

Yo era guapo

pero ya no lo soy

¡Soy Calvo!

¡Completamente calvo!

Sin pelo

ya no hay mujeres a mi lado

(Lo siento mucho)

(pero ya no eres guapo)

Sin pelo

ya no puedo encontrar un trabajo

(Lo siento mucho)

(pero ya no eres guapo)

Sin pelo

ya no puedo mirarme en el espejo

(Lo siento mucho)

(pero ya no eres guapo)

Sin pelo

mi perro ya no quiere jugar conmigo

(Lo siento mucho)

(pero ya no eres guapo)

Yo era guapo

pero ya no lo soy

Yo era guapo

pero ya no lo soy

¡Soy calvo!

¡Completamente calvo!

¡Y vivo con mis padres!

¡En su garaje!

¡Soy calvo!

¡Completamente calvo!

(Él era guapo pero)

(ya no lo es)

My name is Victor

Many women

believe that I’m handsome

They tell me that I’ve handsome

They sing that I’m

very, very, very, very, very handsome

But I have a secret

that I’ve going to reveal to you all

It’s a terrible secret

that I’m going to tell you all

Please.

Can you forgive me?

I used to be handsome

but I’m not anymore

I used to be handsome

but I’m not anymore

I’m bald!

Completely bald!

My name is Victor

Many women

used to believe that I was handsome

They would tell me that I was handsome

They would sing that I was

very, very, very , very handsome

But I have a secret

that I’ve going to reveal to you

It’s a terrible secret

that I’m going to tell you

Please.

don’t tell it to anyone

I used to be handsome

but I’m not anymore

I used to be handsome

but I’m not anymore

I’m bald!

Completely bald!

Without hair,

there aren't women at my side anymore

(I’m very sorry)

(but you’re not handsome anymore)

Without hair,

I can’t find a job anymore

(I’m very sorry)

(but you’re not handsome anymore)

Without hair,

I can’t look at myself in the mirror anymore

(I’m very sorry)

(but you’re not handsome anymore)

Without hair,

my dog won’t play with me anymore

(I’m very sorry)

(but you’re not handsome anymore)

I used to be handsome

but I’m not anymore

I used to be handsome

but I’m not anymore

I’m bald!

Completely bald!

And I live with my parents!

In their garage!

I’m bald!

Completely bald!

(He was handsome, but)

(he isn’t anymore)
## Production

*La Confesión de Víctor*'s video would be filmed in Fall 2009 at various places such as Galena, IL and Dubuque, IA. A notable thing about this work is that the prior video, Guapo, were filmed at the same time. It would be released October 15th, 2009, a mere day after the prior video. Later on, the song would get an additional release on the 2010 album "Billy la Bufanda Presenta Mas Amigos."

On February 12th, 2018, the sequel to this would be released titled Feo.

## Characters

* Víctor (played by James Wooldridge)
* Las Mujeres (voiced by Katie Meyers and Melissa Mollner, played by Katie Meyers and Azera Hadzimuratovic)
* Los Hombres (played by Raul Maniquis and Paul Elkins)
* El Jefe (played by Gordon Hood)
* Mamá (played by Carol Wooldridge)
* Papá (played by Robert Wooldridge)

## Trivia

* During the Find the Ganga Girls event, the Ganga Girls can be seen at 3:40 in the background on the other side of the creek.
* Given Víctor cameo in the proceeding video "El Banco" as still handsome along with the file from yesterday shown dated as January 22nd, 2011, it can be assumed this takes place at some point after after "El Banco" and January 23rd, 2011.
* Las Mujeres can be seen playing a Wii at some point.