Wizards of Shapzar, Drug Bust: Code pink

The first Wizards of Shapzar campaign run by Looweeja.

It was another rainy day in Umbra-La, and wizards Pip, Nick Stanley, Ryoma Catsi, and Elarren (and his golem, Stan Lee) found themselves asking Dirty Mike about some fortune cookie trafficking, that had apparently been going on for months. Pip, who spoke with his best "dirty cop" impression began to get more, and more agitated. Believing Dirty Mike to be guilty, Pip who just happened to have fortune cookies on him placed them onto the counter while Ryoma stopped time on Dirty Mike, as to not alert him. It didn't work, and Dirty Mike, a magic user himself completely understood, so Ryoma reversed time on the spot the fortune cookies had been place so they had been there the entire time.

"These aren't mine! I don't know how they got here!" Dirty Mike exclaimed.

"Yeah boo hoo, pal," Pip said (still in his dirty cop voice). "They were in your store!" The wizards began to take Dirty Mike away when he names the man behind the fortune cookie trafficking: Mike Summers. The wizards do not believe Dirty Mike, thinking he just named himself!

However, with all the commotion going on Mike Summers, Shmidnoff Jefferson, and another crony rushed over from their shop next door to see what was the matter, and encounter the wizards. Each of the three begin to open a fortune cookie, however Ryoma freezes time on the cookies and their bodies, and liquefies the ground under them so that they are consumed by it, just bellow the knee.

A mirror falls out of Mike's back pocket. Ryoma goes over to inspect and picks up a piece, which begins to move like a liquid over his hand. He stops the time around his hand, but the liquid continues to cover his hand. He further stops time, and liquid continues to slow. Elarren uses his earth based magic to create a large band near the top of Ryoma's arm, in case the liquid gets too far. Pip tries to remove the liquid from the arm, but instead attaches it to the ground. With no alternatives left, Nick Stanley then cuts off Ryoma's arm which time had thankfully been stopped on, so Ryoma didn't really feel any pain, nor did it bleed.

Unfortunately, Dirty Mike escaped in all the chaos. However reinforcements arrived through a portal from the Intermittant Mazes and all seemed well. The reinforcements dealt with Ryoma's arm, and were about to deal with Mike Summers and his cronies, when Mike Summers began to monologue.

"Ha, ha, ha, you think you've-" and then Nick Stanley smacked him in the face.

"Let him speak" Ryoma commanded.

"Right, You think you've stopped it? And by the way, thanks for letting me talk. No there are more, we've been bringing fortune cookies in for months now," Mike continued.

"You want fortune cookies so bad? Here!" Pip yelled as he smashed one of his fortune cookies on the ground, releasing the Pink Kingdom.

"Code Pink! Code Pink! We need backup" Ryoma yelled.

In the mean time, all the wizards were forced back into the portal into the Intermittant Mazes. The oozing pink kingdom essence began to spread through Umbra-la and a large tower formed around the portal. Ellaren tried to create a wall around the portal, but it didn't work properly. A large stuffed unicorn with a machine gun barrel placed where it's horn should be entered into the the mazes.