Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 25: 1995 MBNA 500

Jeff Gorvette wins the race. His next win is the 1995 Dinoco 400 at the final race of the season.

## Transcript

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! Hey Mr. Ugly Rainbow!

Jeff Gorvette: I don't have an ugly rainbow! My paint looks splended! Red, Yellow, Green and Blue!

Dale Earnhardt: That's right! Splended looking racers should win many races!

Gerald Leadfoot: And my paint is also splended!

Dale Carrett: And mine is creative!

Chick Hicks: YOU'RE PAINTS LOOK STUPID!

Jeff Gorvette: We'll see about that!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're gonna be the outside pole siter!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I'll pass whoever is the actual pole siter!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 4)

Ken Squier: We're now in lap number 4! Alloy Wilson in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette still drafting and drafting on the leader, Alloy Wilson!

Spike: More like pushing him because Jeff Gorvette is much faster!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette is from the 4th Generation while Alloy Wilson is in the 3rd Generation!

Pinkie: They're approching turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still tying to take the lead!

Ken Squier: And Jeff uses all of that speed to pass him!

Spike: And I think the 4th Generation provides more speed!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 78!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Alloy Wilson)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette goes by Alloy Wilson on the inside, and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is the new car leading this race! And he will lead lap number 4!

(lap 42)

Ken Squier: It's lap 42! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead! Micheal Cartrip is in 2nd, and Billy Oilchanger passes Alloy Wilson for 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Now Micheal Cartrip is still giving Jeff a push! Meanwhile, Billy Oilchanger gets a little push from Alloy Wilson, but couldn't pass Micheal Cartrip!

Spike: Billy Oilchnager is now gonna draft on Micheal Cartrip as Micheal still pushing Jeff Gorvette!

Pinkie: Now they're gonna come to turn 3! Micheal Cartrip holding Billy Oilchnager for 2nd!

Ned Carrett: And they both draft on the leader, Jeff Gorvette!

NAPA crew cheif: Go to the insidie of the 24 car!

Micheal Cartrip: Ok! I hope I can get my first win! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Micheal Cartrip is going by Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: And now takes the lead!

Pinkie: Now Billy Oilchanger drafting on Rolwey Boltstrike, as Jeff Gorvette holds Alloy Wilson from 2nd place!

Ken Squier: Micheal Cartrip holds Billy, Jeff and Alloy and leads lap 42! It's now lap 43! Micheal Cartrip is the new leader! Fallowed by Billy Oilchanger, Jeff Gorvette and Alloy Wilson!

Spike: Billy Oilchanger trying to take the lead away from Micheal Cartrip! Micheal trying to block him so he can get his first win!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is gonna give Billy Oilchanger a push! And now Billy is still trying to pass the leader, Micheal Cartrip!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Billy Oilchnager and Jeff Gorvette drafting on the leader, Micheal Cartrip!

Spike: And this is a 3 car draft getting away from Alloy Wilson!

Octane Gain crew cheif: Inside of the 15 car!

Billy Oilchanger: Ok! (passes Micheal Cartrip)

Pinkie: Billy Oilchanger goes into the inside, and passes Micheal Cartrip for the lead!

Ned Carrett: Meanwhile, Jeff Gorvette drafting on Billy to get to 2nd place!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds Micheal Cartrip as Billy Oilchanger leads lap 43!

(lap 54)

Ken Squier: It's lap 54! Billy Oilchanger in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd, Micheal Cartrip in 3rd, and Chick Hicks now running in 4th!

Ned Carrett: Now Chick is gonna challnge on Micheal Cartrip!

Spike: And now he does a bump-n-run on Micheal and takes 2nd away from him! I'm afraid he's gonna take the lead!

Ken Squier: And Jeff Gorvette doesn't want to get wrecked by Chick Hicks!

Pinkie: Yeah! And so does Billy Oilchnager because Billy and Jeff are good racers, and Chick Hicks is a mean racer!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Chick Hicks trying to pass Jeff Gorvette but Jeff blocks him from taking the lead!

Spike: And now, Jeff is on the inside of Billy Oilchanger!

Ned Carrett: And takes the lead from him!

Ken Squier: And Chick Hicks drafting with Jeff Gorvette to get to 2nd place! Billy Oilchnager is now in 3rd place, as Jeff Gorvette leads lap 54!

(lap 217)

Ned Carrett; Chick Hicks almost passes Jeff Gorvette, but Gorvette gets a great block as they enter turn 3!

Spike: And Chick Hicks is that mean green car! Jeff Gorvette is the nicer car!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! SCREW YOU, UGLY RAINBOW! TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: How dare you!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette and sadly takes the lead!

Spike: But Jeff Gorvette luckly saves it! He's gonna stay in 2nd and Chick Hicks leads lap 217!

(lap 281)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette is gonna have a chance to take the lead back from that mean green car, Chick Hicks!

Spike: And we all know that Chick Hicks is the meanest racer!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU'RE THE UGLY RACER! CAUSE YOU'RE MEAN! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: UGH!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is doing the bump-n-run back!

Ken Squier: And has the lead again!

Pinkie: Now Chick Hicks gets passed by Dale Carrett and Larry Smith!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is gonna lead lap 281! It's lap 282! Jeff Gorvette in the lead! Fallowed by Dale Carrett, Larry Smith and of course, that mean green car, Chick Hicks!

Ned Carrett: Dale Carrett is gonna give Jeff Gorvette a little push with Larry Smith drafting behind them!

Pinkie: Chick Hicks is now gonna draft on Larry Smith, but Larry gets a good block on Chick Hicks! Chick's the mean green car!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette, Dale Carrett, Larry Smith and Chick Hicks are making up a draft as they enter turn 3!

Ned Carrett: This whole car draft is getting faster and faster! But they want to win! Chick Hicks is the mean one!

Spike: And we don't want Chick to destroy the draft!

Ray Reverham: Ready to pit?

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (drives to pit road)

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette is coming to pit road! And Dale Carrett comes with the lead!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett leads lap 282! It's lap 283! Dale Carrett in the lead with Larry Smith in 2nd, and Chick Hicks in 3rd!

Spike: It's now changed into a 3 car draft because Jeff Gorvette is in his pits!

Pinkie: That would be all 4 tires and 2 cans of fuel!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff's pit stop is pretty fast!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett is in the lead with Larry Smith and Chick Hicks drafting behind them!

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're out!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to get back in the lead!

Ned Carrett: And now, Jeff Gorvette is coming out of pit road!

Spike: And now he's back in the race!

Pinkie: Meanwhile, Larry Smith is going to the outside of Dale Carrett!

Ned Carrett: And takes the lead from him!

Ken Squier: Now Chick Hicks drafting on Larry to get to 2nd place! Larry Smith keeps Chick from passing him and leads lap 283! Now, it's lap 284! Larry Smith is the new leader with Chick Hicks trying to pass him for the lead!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette almost a lap down, but Jeff has great speed so he gets away from them and will stay on the lead lap!

Pinkie: And Dale Carrett is no longer in the draft! Only 2 cars in the draft which are Larry Smith and that mean green car, Chick Hicks!

Spike: They're coming to turn 3! Chick Hicks almost passes Larry Smith, but Larry gets the block from the mean green car!

Ned Carrett: And I want Larry Smith to lead this lap!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA HA! SCREW YOU, LARRY SMITH! TIME TO TAKE THE LEAD AGAIN! (does a bump-n-run on Larry Smith)

Pinkie: Uh oh! Chick Hicks does the bump-n-run on Chick Hicks!

Spike: And the draft ends right here!

Ken Squier: But Larry Smith saves it and Chick Hicks is in the lead once again! He leads lap 284!

(lap 303)

(Jeff Gorvette has passed 12 cars)

Ken Squier: It's lap 303! That mean green car, Chick Hicks is in the lead with Jeff Gorvette up to 2nd!

Spike: And Jeff Gorvette got that fast pit stop at 7 seconds! He's now gonna take the lead from Chick Hicks! We all agree that he's the meanest racer!

Ned Carrett: And there are other mean racers like LeRoy Heming, Drive Parkerson and Eugene Carburaski!

Pinkie: And also Kyle Trackson who's Chick Hicks' main rival and nicked named as "Anti Chick Hicks".

Ken Squier: They're aproching turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still drafting on the leader Chick Hicks!

Ned Carrett: And he's trying to take the lead from that mean green car!

Spike: And what's even better is that Jeff Gorvette would wreck him!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm back! HAVE FUN LOSING, MEAN GREEN CAR! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: I HATE YOU!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run on Chick Hicks!

Spike: And takes the lead!

Ken Squier: But Chick Hicks is not getting wrecked, but still, Jeff Gorvette leads lap 303!

(finish)

Ken Suqier: And the checkerd flag waves to Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: OH YEAH! I WON! WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chick Hicks: I HATE YOU SO MUCH, JERK GORVETTE! YOU'RE THE UGLY RAINBOW DISTROYER!

Jeff Gorvette: NO! DON'T CALL ME THAT! YOU'RE THE UGLY RAINBOW DISTROYER!

Chick Hicks: WHATEVER!

(victory lane)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette, another dominating performance! What a great day for you had to fight Chick Hicks!

Jeff Gorvette: I don't know I've ever had to try to wreck that mean green car today, man! I was awsome! You know, I really got thank these rainbow worriors on me, man! I was just hooked up today and you know random made to call this morning! We didn't know it was gonna be like after it rained, and man, the thing was just perfict! We have one set of tires, I got a little bit tight on and got me real worried but, man! The guys came right back frida doubt many things, just awsome!

Spike: Another giant step towards that first Piston Cup!

Jeff Gorvette: Well, you know again! We didn't gain a lot of points, but we gained some and you know we certainly didn't lose in! You know, we're not going to give up and I'm not stroking and neither Earnhard, you know, but you know, it's just a stuff! I there this is a big win for us! You know here in DuPont Country, they've aways wanted to win one here in the Piston Cup Series and this one's for you guys and I appreciated it.

Spike: Congratulations to Jeff Gorvette!