Balcony/Delinquent Story

Collect all of the Delinquent's 10 Food Soul Anecdote stories

 Earlier, I saw Ms. Spicy Gluten teaching some scoundrels a lesson.
 She wasn't stingy with her attack power. She's sooooo cool!
 Whether it's her clothes or her makeup, Ms. Spicy Gluten is always burning hot, totally on fire.
 What do I have to do in order to be more like her?
 If I find an opportunity, I'll definitely ask her for advice!
 **Sympathy**

 Sometimes when I come here to eat, I can see the Otaku leering at Jello.
 How can a guy like that exist?
 If I was Jello, I would never let him come near me.
 But, Jello can't do that.
 In her line of work, she has to smile at all sorts of people.
 Being an idol really isn't easy.
 **★ Unobtainable**

 Tiramisu is really pretty...
 That graceful bearing and warm temperament--how does she pull it off?
 Moreover, every time I bump into her, I always smell this lovely fragrance.
 But I don't think they've ever sold a perfume with that scent at the market.
 Could it be Satan's Coffee House's special blend!?!
 No, no, no. How could a coffee house sell perfume...
 Ugh, I really want to ask her myself, but I always freeze up!
 Maybe I'll look for another opportunity.
 **★ Ditched**

 Waiter?
 Hello?
 Is Crepe here today?
 Do you need her for something?
 Yeah, we originally planned to go walking around the market, but I haven't seen her.
 Well, today she left early.
 Huh?
 It seemed to be because...
 Seriously, the cosmetics store isn't going anywhere. It wouldn't have killed her to wait for me.
 Co--cosmetics?
 Yeah, previously we'd agreed we were going to go look at cosmetics. That store recently got some imported goods.
 Is--is that it... maybe she's with Macaron... hahaha...
 (Crepe left early to snap up some discounted toiler paper, but I don't want to tell her that.)
 **★★ After Dinner**

 Puff-- While I digest my meal, I'll have a little smoke.
 Miss, smoking is prohibited inside the restaurant.
 Huh? You're gonna hassle me?
 Honestly, it's our policy.
 Ugh, forget it... wait, no! It's not!?!
 Earlier, I definitely saw some of your restaurant's Food Souls smoking. Who was it...
 Are you talking about Peking Duck and Yuxiang?
 That's right. You're not going to tell me those weren't pipes they were smoking?
 Mm, of course they weren't.
 Huh!?!
 So-called Food Souls are just spirits that have transformed into human shapes. Everything about us is an illusion made manifest.
 So that smoke they're puffing...?
 It's part of their spirit~!
 They have to transform that, too. Why do something so exhausting?
 Probably because... it's fun.
 ...I really don't understand you guys.
 **★★ Deviant Monk**

 Say, sometimes I see a man holding prayer beads. Is he one of your people?
 Are you talking about Miso Soup?
 That guy, is he a monk?
 Uh, he seems to be. Why do you ask?
 If he’s a monk, how can he stare at other people like that? No matter what you say, that guy’s devious expression is really suspicious.
 Haha... you could say that’s his “old vice”...
 But, I hear Sakurajima’s monks actually aren’t restricted in that respect.
 Huh?
 Even though staring at people is a bit rude, apparently, Sakurajima’s monks are allowed to get married.
 This is the first time I’ve heard that. But I suspect he will never find a girlfriend?
 Why?
 That lecherous gaze makes people not want to come near him. On top of that, what kind of demon is that muscleman who’s always with him?
 Muscleman? I think I know who you’re talking about.
 No matter how you slice it, a pair like them is just completely hopeless. Just like that Otaku.
 The very thing Miso Soup always feared...
 **★★★ Accidental Discovery**

 I remember there was a white haired hottie, um, I think his name was Boston Lobster?
 Ah, that's him.
 When I saw how over-the-top aggressive he was, I don't know why, but I thought he was really manly.
 Hmm...
 Is it his overwhelming power and aura of malice that makes him so attractive?
 Never mind the malice, but as far as being attractive? Miss, I strongly encourage you not to casually approach him.
 Huh? Is he already taken?
 No, this is a special warning from Master Attendant.
 So it's your manager. No way, could that message have some hidden meaning?
 Not so much hidden meaning, I think it's more like an arch enemy's advice?
 Arch enemy? Pffft, what's that supposed to mean? You sound so stupid.
 They actually have crossed blades, moreover, it was a fight to the death...
 Eh? A fight to the death? Between your manager and Lobster?
 Yup.
 How did that unfold? No, rethinking this, why is it kind of cool!?!
 Is it...?
 **★★★ Girlfriends**

 You know that clothing shop that just opened? Guess which brand it is!
 Whoa, is it that one?
 Yeah, it's that one! I can't believe we'll be able to buy it right in this neighborhood! This is awesome!
 But it hasn't even been two days. You really get your information fast.
 That's because my girl Hotdog fills me in.
 Your... girl... Hotdog?
 That's right, what about her?
 Wait, wait. I have to tell you, Hotdog is a man.
 A man? Huh!?!
 I understand why you're so surprised. After all, with the way he dresses, anyone could misgender him.
 Wow. It wasn't simply a matter of misgendering him. Why does he know so much about fashion circles?
 Maybe it's just his area of expertise?
 Oooh, now that you've told me this, the next time I see him, it's gonna be embarrassing...
 It shouldn't make any difference. For now, why don't you just treat him like one of your girlfriends?
 Huh--?
 A boy girlfriend. Won't that be nice? He really is a database for the shifting tends!
 I'll need some time to get used to this.
 **★★★★ Deadlocked**

 If I have to say, I'm in the Salty camp.
 Hm? Then we have nothing to discuss, I'm in the Sweet camp.
 You know, not everyone can naturally exude such a wicked temperament!
 But don't you think that feeling of being drowned in kindness is more bewitching?
 There's a big difference.
 After all, even their original flavors are vastly different.
 Yet somehow, those two still seem like brothers.
 That's because... because people with vastly different personalities actually become friends more easily.
 That may be so, but I think it's even cooler that those two clash like fire and water.
 In that case, there's no way for us to reach a verdict.
 Ah, something like this doesn't need a verdict.
 If we can't reach a verdict based on the Food Souls, then we'll have to choose a winner based on the foods!
 Shut up already, you're so immature!
 **★★★★ If I was an Attendant**

 Who do you think would be good for the first contract?
 Me? Probably Boston Lobster... or Spaghetti?
 You don't think someone like Chocolate would be better?
 Chocolate? No way, even though he's handsome, someone who's too enthusiastic is no good.
 Then Coffee, they're the two big names from Satan's Coffee House!
 That one is such a goody-goody, he's not even from the same planet as me.
 Or, how about Spicy Gluten? That sort of mature, sexy woman is wonderfully rare.
 Nah, no women. Even though I don't pay attention, I'd still prefer it if my first time was a hot guy.
 Wow, it's still really hard to choose.
 More importantly, why do we need to decide right now?
 No reason, it's just for fun.
 Besides, I don't have any money, I can't buy Magic Crystals and stuff.
 Right, you spent it all at the restaurant and the market.
 We can pick up this chat about summoning Food Souls after I have some money.
 When will that be?
 Who knows.
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