Jasper

Jasper Jasperson is known for being the baby on the 1997 packaging for Pampers Overnight Diapers. He is also the estranged son of James Jasperson.

#### Early Life and Education:

Jasper went to St. James Middle School, where he excelled in math class with the help of his TI-86 calculator. Jasper initially wanted to become an astronaut and hoped to one day visit Mars, but when James left to establish Japple, Jasper decided to stay at home to help his mother through those tough years.

#### Involvement with the Jasper Cult:

Jasper first met Quinn (Jasper Prime) while working part-time at a deli in Los Angeles. Quinn ordered some chicken, intending to sacrifice it in Jasper's name. Due to a meat shortage, Jasper delivered a banana to Quinn instead. Before leaving, Quinn invited Jasper to join the cult meeting.

Later, while Jasper is washing his hands, he overhears Alex and Ryan talking, then opens the window and climbs out as they come in to check on him. When he gets out, he runs into Quinn, who tricks Jasper and knocks him unconscious.

When Jasper wakes up, he finds himself sitting in a basement. Quinn comes in wearing Jasper’s clothes and claims that he will replace him. Quinn then goes on to explain that Jasper is someone he looks up to, and so comes his motive to become him. He then gives Jasper Quinn’s own clothes so they’d pose as each other for the dinner.

When they sit down with the cult, Jasper (pretending to be Quinn) gives a speech to Quinn (pretending to be Jasper) when Alex and Ryan stand up and confront him, claiming they know Quinn’s plan to replace Jasper. Quinn yells out and says he’s Jasper prime, where Alex realized they switched clothing. Ryan pulls out a cloth and once again knocks out Jasper, much to his annoyance.

He wakes up standing on a cliff, his hands tied behind his back. Next to him is Quinn in the same situation. Ryan and Alex explain that they will find out which one of them is Jasper Prime, and whoever is will be thrown from the cliff. Quinn tells them that he is Jasper Prime, and proves it by reciting the members of the cults’ real names. Ryan tells Alex to throw him off the cliff, and just as he’s about to, Jasper yells out and stops Alex. He and Ryan then explain to Jasper that they are protecting him, revealing that they are steb siblings, and that his father is one of the most wealthy people in the world and that Quinn only created the cult to reel him in and replace him. Ryan tells Jasper that Quinn was just using him, and that nobody really cared except for him and Alex. One of the Jaspers, William, knocks Ryan out with a dictionary and claims it was real to him. Jasper tells the cult to protect Quinn, to which they let out a war cry and begin to attack Alex. Jasper and Quinn then run away in separate directions. Jasper gets back to the house and grabs his bag. As he opens the door to leave, he sees Quinn waiting for him. After talking, Jasper learns Quinn’s real name and about how he made mistakes and never had a home, that he wanted to be someone else. Jasper asks Quinn if he wants to meet his mom, to which Quinn gladly agrees.

#### Jasper Facts (incomplete list):

> 3. Jasper is only able to conceive of thoughts that Jasper is able to conceive of.
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> 28. Jasper has a fear of bugs.
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> 37. Jasper’s favorite color is purple.
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> 39. Jasper looks a little like Eddie Redmayne.
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> 57. Despite being allergic to it, Jasper's favorite food is the banana, implying that his favorite meal will be a bowl of bananas, yum?
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> 83. Jasper is a pretty good stress baker.
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> 103. Jasper has never seen a musical.
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> 324. Jasper loves Shrek 1 and 2
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> 662. Jasper has a phobia of windows in bathrooms
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> 813. Jasper is a shy pooper.
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> 1028. Jasper likes giving asides.
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