List of all Alchemy This scenes

## *Alchemy This*

* 1 - The Third Thanksgiving / Mission to Mars / Where's Jesus?
* 2 - A Crime Scene / Peoria Live TV News / A Kidnapping and The Sequestered Jury
* 3 - The Concierge / A British Gang / A Cop’s Wake and The Reading of the Will
* 4 - Replacing Zuckerberg / Motor Lodge / Honeymoon on the Boardwalk
* 5 - A Public Defender, His Honor / In-Flight Madness / Hunters and the Hunted
* 6 - Press Secretary, Kushner Time, Russian Love / Elvis Chapel, Jennifer Lawrence Impersonator / Parole Board, The Therapist's Therapist
* 7 - Easter with the Family, Table Read for ‘The Hell You Say’ / Middle School’s Mamet play, Back Stage at Disney / Batman at Knotts, State Farm Picnic
* 8 - Halloween at the Meebles / Satan Ruled Out as Cause of Arkansas Flaming Pit / Grocery Store Manager in Timber Box, FL, Christian Bale: Hell and Back
* 9 - Doctors and Dentists / Horror Film Set / A Cult, and A Man Called Tinko
* 10 - Consumer Electronics Convention / A Book Signing / Best Bank Teller Ever, and 'The Chicken Casino' the Book
* 11 - Gender-Sensitive Dating Game / A Fortune Teller / In the Weeds at Antonio’s
* 12 - Dating Apps Dates / Y2K comes to the White House and a Hollywood Hills Showbiz Party / Swat Team Rushes PETA for Reality TV
* 13 - Late Night at Earl’s Diner / A Séance / Angel 2nd Class Gives an Afterlife Tour to New Arrivals
* 14 - A Runaway Train / the Author of 'How to Murder Your Husband' Stands Trial / the New Lottery Winner's New Year’s Eve Party
* 15 - Superheroes With Questionable Powers / Life in the Registrar’s Office / NASA Holds Interviews for the ISS, No Experience Necessary
* 16 - Family Gives a Stranger a Ride / Taping a Culinary TV Show Competition / New, Small Western Town's Saloon, Circa 1862
* 17 - Cult Members in Purgatory / Public Library Porn Donation / Art Gallery Thieves Get on Shark Tank
* 18 - The Gods Are Indeed Crazy / The Cruise Ship & The Dinghy / Fake Séance Brought To Justice
* 19 - Unofficially Aiding EMTs / Creating New Pro Wrestler Names and Casting Them / Getting a Sit with the Godfather
* 20 - Health Inspector Surprises a Busy Restaurant / Ghost Intern Learns How to Haunt Teenagers Using a Ouija Board
* 21 - Furry Convention / Good Cop/Bad Cop Interrogates Serial Flasher / Drug Dealer Pushes Carrots with No Ranch Dressing
* 22 - Fire Dept Tries to Stop a Jumper / Quality vs Quantity in the Office / Competing Lemonade Stands
* 23 - Breaking News Delivered by Medieval Town Criers / Residents Committee Meeting at a Retirement Facility / Backstage at a Mid-Level Pro-Wrestling Event
* 24 - Stuck on a Hospital Elevator / Time-Traveled Cavemen Spitball Ideas as App Developers / Car Dealership Offers All New DeLorean and a Truckload of Characters
* 25 - Many Organs in a Human Struggle for Dominance / Alternative Meat Chili Cook-Off / Local TV News Team Covers the Cook-Off
* 26 - The Fleckman’s Try A.I. Workers for Their Home / A Wedding in the Florist Section of Walmart
* 27 - Americans on a Guided Tour of Australia / Friends Look for Bigfoot / PA's Day 1 on a $100 Million Film Set
* 28 - Studio 54 Documentary Unused Interviews / Epic Medieval Quest / True Crime Podcaster Records an Episode at a Crime Scene
* 29 - Snow Storm Strands Hipster Restaurant Reviewers / $18M Underground Vegas Home for Sale / Nail Salon Fights City Hall Over 'Hand Jobs' Name
* 30 - An Odyssey of Epic Proportions Because Stepdad Said the Mafia Was out to Get Us
* 31 - Murderer and Graverobber First Date / Vegas Charter Bus Passengers / New Baseball Manager Mixes Things Up
* 32 - Undercover Animal Rights Activists at Zoo / Meeting of a Person's Multiverse Selves / After Vatican Closes, Catholic Leaders Fight Crime
* 33 - Backstage at a Live TV Dance Competition / Group Therapy for Several Sets of Twins
* 34 - Explorers Compete with Columbus for the Gig / Employees Fail to Nab Elderly Shoplifter / 7-Eleven Cashier Is a Natural-Born Therapist
* 35 - New Highs and Lows in Workplace Gossip / Airport Staffers Deal as They Can with Travelers / Eccentric Producer Records Aging Rock Stars
* 36 - Hired Assassins on a Blimp / Student Actors Prep to Audition / Attending a Mid-size City Doggy Day Care Counter
* 37 - Scumbag Boyfriend and Pregnant Girlfriend on Intercontinental Flight / Corporate Event's A/V Needs Prove Too Much / First Day in HR with the Mafia
* 38 - Young Fularg Player Scouted by Universities / Kids Conduct War Crimes Court Against School Bully
* 39 - Pizza Joint Never Closes, Not Even for a Zombie Apocalypse / Antarctica Research Station Crew at Wits End / Mad Scientist Yard Sale
* 40 - Genius Kids Day Care / Non-Intellectual Property Lawyers / New Offensive Baseball Mascots
* 41 - Demon Visits Blind Grandmother / Flat-Earther Dating Site / Intervention for Guinea Pig Enthusiast
* 42 - Tundra Migrating Animals / Father and Son Faux-Pilots vs Strangers / New Arrivals At The Commune
* 43 - Marvin McCue: Daytime Judge / The Usual Suspects: The Alt-Lineup / Mt. Everest: A Team-Building Experience
* 44 - Worst Bank Robbers vs Even Worse Bank Managers / Two Baristas Vs World / Doctors Who Needed Borders
* 45 - Ellis Island Hopefuls / Climbing the Corporate Ladder in a Day / What Our Pets Think of Us
* 46 - A Young Australian’s First Day Attending American University / House Hunters Destroys Families / In A Word: PIRATES!
* 47 - Billionaires and Their People Negotiate / Every Flavor of Humanity at the DMV / A Doctor Who Cheated His Way Through School
* 48 - Strangers Wake on Alien Ship / Dogs Awaiting Adoption / Marvin McKuen’s First Day Waiting Tables
* 49 - Family Reunion with David Blaine / Operating on the wrong Patient / An A.I Workforce and One Human
* 50 - Elderly Mob-run Bingo / Fenway Concession Vendor / Leaf Peepers' Ruin Everything
* 51 - Folks with Famous Peoples' Names / Carefully Hire a Construction Crew / Ill-prepared New-Adults Share a House
* 52 - Guided Tour of the National History Museum / Television City Town Council Meeting / Waiter Tries and Fails VERY Well
* 53 - Meeting His family for the First Time / A Day in the Life of Boehm and Britto / New Hire at the Sex Shoppe
* 54 - Nerds Go Camping / Ne'er-Do-Well Sleuths in Australia / Roommates and Their Fussy Pets
* 55 - An Awkward Tour Through 'Hobbiton' / Columbia Officials vs Free Range Hippos / Unaired Antiques Roadshow Gets a Tad NUTS
* 56 - Interns Get Hired to Grow Marijuana / Bowling Tournament Cops vs Criminals / Bird Watchers vs Bird Hunters
* 57 - A Not So Private Honeymoon / Snoofa Finds the Father / Are You Smarter than a Millennial?
* 58 - Moonshiners Become Secret Agents / Aspiring Actress As A 911 Operator / Worst Driving Test Ever
* 59 - An Author, Muse, and Publisher / Tarot Card Reading, / Psychiatrist or Patient?
* 60 - Ulterior motives abound during a snipe hunt of the southern rich and infamous / What the hell is up at this “friendly” game night gathering…? / Crappy products from big time celebs somehow start working
* 61 - Frat Pledge Attempts to Impress / the South African Spirit, Tokoloshe, Is Pissed for Reals / How Many Brilliant Scientists to Change a Lightbulb?
* 62 - An insider’s view of league bowlers reveals an otherworldly underbelly / Is that the REAL Thor, God Of Thunder, on the main floor of Comic-Con? / The president of a major toilet paper company addresses his troops
* 63 - A graduating class attempts to set a Prank Day precedent / Dumbass welders lock the boss in a cage, but to what end? / House Cleaners fear the homeowner is criminally insane
* 64 - What The Dead World Leader’s Parrot Knew / The Hangover Revisited / Truckers See Everything In Passing Cars
* 65 - Michael Mann opens a ride at Wonder Park and Mafioso Don Angelotti wants to meet him / Some Caveman were wildly smarter than others / Man wins McDonald’s Monopoly prize to travel around-the-world from Florida
* 66 - Dog-Walkers Chill In Owner’s Home / Faculty Attempts Cow Removal After Senior Prank / Kids Try To Save Ice Cream Shop
* 67 - Pals playing Clue in an isolated cabin have to solve an actual murder / Teenage Carlos tries to cheer up the elderly at Seniors Center / A lowly, troubled museum employee may not be the one to pick on
* 68 - Psychologist’s First Day At The Clinic / Organizing To Set A Guinness Book Record / Substitute Teachers Give ‘Em Hell
* 69 - Passengers On A Commuter Train / Marvel’s First Openly Gay Super Hero / The Day The Machine Woke UP
* 70 - Questionable Renters Come A Callin’ / The Next Great Tech Company / Brothers Inherit a Nightmare
* 71 - Too many plain-clothes grocery store detectives / Comedian Nicky Shitts showcases for The Tonight Show / A white house intern attempts to save the day
* 72 - Medieval Prisoners Welcome A New Inmate / Inventor Strolls And Solves Problems / Hipsters Discover Hitler
* 73 - On-Set Of A Children’s TV Show / Competing Car Salesmen and Saleswomen / Safety Officer Inspects A Building
* 74 - Origin Of British Posh-Speak / Backstage With The Band, Wunderkind / Couple’s Retreat Is Actually A Cult
* 75 - Tech Support Training For Jaded Geniuses / Interviews For A New German-Based Start-Up / Wealthy Brits Meet Their American Trash Neighbors
* 76 - Castaways Find Others / Pretentious Young Artists / Americans Running Pot Back Through Canada
* 77 - Pet Frogs Plan An Escape / “Dad, Dad, Dad,” The Gameshow / James Heaney Has A Fox
* 78 - OCD Sufferer Is Jailed / Alleged Aussie Struggles With Accent / Batman and Robin’s New Cave
* 79 - Detectives Interrogate James Heaney / The Pool Man Knows All / Holy Grail Found At The Mall Of America
* 80 - Absurdly Busy Pizza Joint / University Admissions / All Things Rats
* 81 - CutCo Knife Sales Replicants / “Live Police” / Not-So Typical Office Bullpen
* 82 - School Drop Off / How Kevin Recruited The Alchemists / Naming A New Mascot
* 83 - Jacob, Rachel and Leah / Ocean, Party Of Two / Untested Pet Products
* 84 - Uni-Body Part Group Therapy / Feuding Ferry Captains / Haunted House Reality Show
* 85 - Biologists exploring find a Chupacabra / Worst. HR. Dept. Ever / What if the Alchemy This cast were actually patients in an asylum
* 86 - Healthy Patients and Sick Doctors / Murder In The Control Tower / C Minus Celebs At a ComicCon
* 87 - R-rated Freak Attraction At A County Fair / Sheriff Pulls Over School Bus / Wall Streeter Sentenced To Community Service
* 88 - An Escape Room / The Stone Age Meets The Future / Old West Outlaws Face-off With School Teacher
* 89 - U.S. Cruise Ship Through Norway / Child Teacher vs Adult Students / No Toilet Aboard Apollo 11 Begets Astonishing Ingenuity
* 90 - Scientist Faked It To Make It / Intern Does Anything For 2 to 7 Dollars / Handsome Man Uses Nerdy Brother As Front On Dates
* 91 - Soldier’s Mother Travels To Iraq To Check Up On Him / Feels Like A Heart Attack / Mid-Evil Times Actor Hits On Women At A Bar
* 92 - Marvin McHugh Meets Judy Garland / A Farmer’s Market / Colonoscopy As Therapy
* 93 - Med School Grads Celebrate / A Funeral With Surprises / Objection During A Royal Wedding
* 94 - Minnesota Mom Takes Visiting Family To Target / Salesman Won’t Leave Home / Everyone Hates Work But This Guy
* 95 - Extreme Scavenger Hunt In Space / Marching Band Suffers A Scandal / Finally A Child President
* 96 - Marven McHugh As Call-In Radio Host / They Walk Among Us / Mom Doesn’t Want To Sell The House
* 97 - Unique Farmer’s Market / Irish Thieves And The Stowaway Larry Drake / Coming Apart At The Seams
* 98 - Small Town Skater Kids / Blindfolded Strangers Led On A Guided Tour / Low-balling Appraiser With Suspicious Experts
* 99 - Unassertive Beta Gender, Non-Binary People Get Coffee / Space Beings Stop At Box-Mart / One Employee LOVES Working Longer Hours For Less
* 100 - Cat Miners / Passengers On A Magic School Bus / Court Jesters Must Entertain Sir Marvin McHugh
* 101 - Inmates Plan Escape / A Blank, A Blank And A Blank Walk Into A Bar / Teens Make Prank Calls
* 102 - Drunk Hunters / New Telemarketers / Boss of tweens
* 103 - Chernobyl Guided Tour / Goblins Attack DND Players / Those Who Don’t Answer Phone Calls Are Prosecuted
* 104 - The Professor Knows Porn / Hollywood Retirement Home / Kentucky Woman In Australia
* 105 - Last Chance For Famous Brand / Awards Show For The Participators / The Customer Always Right, Right?
* 106 - School Band Parent/Teacher Conference / Kevin Pollak Auditions Guest Hosts / One Half Of Double Date Unravels Horribly
* 107 - Drunk Lumberjacks In Search Of Strip Club / International Officials Exchange Ideas / Snufa In Space
* 108 - Bomb Squad in Action / Office Lottery Scandal / Hikers have No Business on Mt. Everest
* 109 - Mad Scientist Examines Patients / Dry Cleaner Receives Questionable Items / More Of That!
* 110 - Professional Photographer’s Worst Nightmare / Forest Spirit Demands Boon / Welcome To Camowski Park
* 111 - Alchemy This Cast At A Podcast Con / Espionage Con / Loving Their Lousy Job
* 112 - Pet Owners On An Elevator / What’s That Coming Down The Line / Chris Alvarado As An Italian Tour Guide
* 113 - Pet Adoption Day—Cats vs Dogs / Teeny-Tiny Family-Owned Burger Joint / Paranoid Family Visits Amusement Park
* 114 - Taxidermist Hired At Zoo / The Hean Wins Another Oscar / Wedding Photog vs Bride & Groom
* 115 - Grocery Clerks infatuation with Bananas / A French Imposter / Middle Schoolers swap bodies with CEOs
* 116 - What happens in a Doomsday bunker / Jesus comes back? / Small talk support group
* 117 - James Learns Accents With Rosetta Stone / Alchemists As Amish / Swedes And Scandinavians In New Jersey
* 118 - Apocalyptic Heaney / Who Will Replace Kevin / Attempted Ventriloquism In The Workplace
* 119 - Making Sex Support Group / Crimes Denied / Valentines Day Usurper
* 120 - Alchemist Team Building Retreat / Cincinnati Tire King / The Hold The Door Guy
* 121 - Snoofa Hosts Oscars / Anesthesiologist Walks Into A Bar / Siri Releases Info
* 122 - Cruise Ship Amnesia / Bad Life Coach / Jigsaw Puzzle Competition
* 123 - Hunting the body-shamed white whale / An inconvenient labor / Space ship crew debate
* 124 - James Heaney has had enough / Psychic’s dog is her crystal ball / Scary sky diving simulation
* 125 - A public relations disaster / Ronald McDonald, where is he now / Cook off using only a little wedge
* 126 - Frat house murder mystery / Cult of James Heaney / The Alchemists on a quest
* 127 - Cops Test Street Drugs / Getting Out Of A Parking Ticket / Bunk Acid At The Woods Festival
* 128 - Super Fan Kidnaps The Alchemists / Kid Chef, Sushi King / Canadian Diner
* 129 - Gang Goes To Heaney’s For Hashbrowns / Joey Greer’s Chili Ring / Heaney Interrogated By FBI
* 130 - Failed Exorcism / Misunderstood Kid Joins Circus / Execs Pitch Ad Campaign
* 131 - James' Success Needs Intervention / Depressed Clown with Latex Allergy / James as Satan, Revisited
* 132 - An Alchemist Gets Mugged / Kingdom of… / Improv Made Illegal
* 133 - Consistently Charming Gerard Butler, But Not That One / Alchemy This Gets A Movie Deal / Jesus Christ, The Illusionist
* 134 - Cororana Virus SWAT Team / French Chef Offers A New Baby Dish / DILFS fly to Iceland for Make A Wish
* 135 - Alchemists help Joey deal with multiple personality disorder / Countries chose one person to live in a bunker, it’s orientation day / One of us cast as harry potter, shows up not having read the script…
* 136 - Gang of treasure hunting dwarfs dig their way into Kevin Pollak’s basement / Vinnie Barbarino gets older and learns computer basics 101 / Joey Greer wins an Emmy for his comedy album, Schwarzenegger and Benicio Del Toro present
* 137 - Joey is a garbageman passing by his own house / A fan wins a guest spot on Alchemy This, and is terrible / Video gaming grandma streams live on twitch
* 138 - A family isolating at home discovers that COVID-19 has been over for years / President Trump and a James Heaney type get to be in a telenovela / The podcast Murder In The Time Of Gwen on a world tour
* 139 - Some southern people who have never seen snow get stuck traveling up north / Taxi drivers vs Uber drivers / Nazi spy is undercover at a bed bath and beyond
* 140 - What is life like this days? / Prude couple surrounded by nudists, ridiculed for wearing clothes / Meeting to brainstorm new ideas for national defense
* 141 - The Can You Buzz Me In guys get find new jobs / High School student council picks prom theme / Wikipedia editorial board meeting running through changes to Kevin Pollak’s page
* 142 - Seance from the late 1800s / Aliens pick-up a faint radio transmission from Earth / Two folk musicians need a room for the night
* 143 - Crew of US Navy sailors deployed without any knowledge of how to run a ship, Norway and Australia join forces vs them / Young couple goes to seedy humane society, adopts puppy that is a 3,000 year old demon / Dark mages make scratch ’n’ sniff stickers
* 144 - Turns out Super Mario Bros based on real people / First monster mash dance hosted by gay Dracula / A group of people delirious with fever trying to communicate with one another
* 145 - Players of World of Warcraft are sucked into the game / Most regrettable tattoos shop / High school kids in the nationals of a competition
* 146 - Lead actor of a show is so disliked that they sabotage him during the show / Antiques roadshow cops / Nudist beach catastrophe
* 147 - How the Louisiana Senator got his groove back / Therapist begins to suspect their clients are all undercover therapists / Horror movie icons catch up at bar after work Poopo’s
* 148 - Butt, Pizza, Small town sheriff / Confident Count Dracula asks in Sarasota, FL / An aspiring criminal finally gets selected to commit his first crime, and calls a clean up crew to cover his tracks
* 149 - Jacinda Ardern kidnapped by US in bid to change leadership / QVC host goes on a thrill ride with an Aquarius gem / Bear Grylls takes “James Heaney” on a wilderness survival trip
* 150 - Nikki Schitts makes a comeback as a youth pastor / Sci Fi novelists go on Yoga retreat and leader isn’t what he seems / 2040 — Joey Greer wins the presidency and creates the new national anthem
* 151 - Alchemists slowly begin to learn about James Franco / Mousetraps / A meeting between elves dwarfs humans and other fantasy creatures deciding whether or not to breed
* 152 - A fishing guide who thinks they know where all the good fish are, but really don’t know anything / Marvin McCue uses his new cell phone to chat with family and friends / Hostage situation training exercise devolves into an actual hostage situation
* 153 - Tina, an adoption agent, visits homes to assess the suitability / Aliens invade the planet during a pandemic / Clue-style haunted house murder mystery
* 154 - Burger / Loud upstairs neighbor / Comedy night at a Russian gulag
* 155 - Family enters a haunted house…ghosts act normal and boring / Teenagers in a small town in Iowa / A grandpa tells grandchildren stories from the Vietnam War
* 156 - Superheroes and villains plan a showdown in the age of social distancing / Construction workers at Stonehenge vs. Druids / Misfit actors on a low budget remake of Star Wars
* 157 - Antartica. That is all / CIA tries a coup in U.S. / Another day at the world’s worst accounting office — Fabricio & O’Malley Accounting and Memento-guy
* 158 - Murder mystery ala Agatha Christy / Hoax crop circle makers run into aliens making real crop circle, and aliens created Steve Buscemi / Hypnotized to talk in different language when hear trigger word
* 159 - Mr. & Mrs. Foamhaaans / The Curse of The Mummy / Vegetarian themed fight club
* 160 - Two different spy teams stumble upon each other when spying on drug cartel / First time parents take a newborn care class / Hidden life of pasta
* 161 - James Heaney plays a Bond villain taking over a coffee farm / Socially awkward and unintentionally offensive guy goes to a “How to pick up women” workshop / Well-known DJ forgets their USB stick
* 162 - Divorce Court / Sandwiches Without Borders / Satan’s Kids at Summer Camp
* 163 - Crew of astronauts on International Space Station have been up there too long / TV network scrambles to fix reality show that casts all sober people / Pentagon braces for nuclear war after misinterpreting “OK Boomer.”
* 164 - Teach a dinosaur how to weld / The incredible misadventures of Mullet Man and Trans Am Tim / Ultimate beastmaster-style competition…”Can you beat soup?”
* 165 - Trouble at the peanut butter factory / Auction house under siege / Employee of a fast food taco place hates his job, gets promoted
* 166 - Serial killer accidentally invents a teleportation device / Why cats don’t give a fuck / An ad company pitches to the mob
* 167 - Diego the tortoise who saved his species retires to an uninhabited island / FOMO / A group of dinosaur friends attend the birthday party of a religious dinosaur friend
* 168 - There’s a genie in a bottle of ketchup / Shia LeBeouf hears Chris Alvarado wants to fight him / A vape shop
* 169 - Police show up to remove an alligator / Attic of an Applebee’s / Stranded in National Park with very little supplies
* 170 - Superman has a second secret identity / Moses faces demands from those he freed / The drummer is late to the gig
* 171 - Shitty time travelers / Snoofa, “Hold the door” and “Can you buzz me in” at IHOP / Minimum security prison
* 172 - A day at the IV League School / A kid runs away and has to prove themselves to veteran runaways / An alien posing as a human working in customer service
* 173 - Dirty old lady hits on LifeAlert dispatchers / Statham’s Taint Vape / Failed improv comedian is a celebrity childcare specialist
* 174 - Superman has a 2nd secret identity, Take 2 / Paranormal hunter goes to cryptozoology school / Executive board meeting of “Robert’s Rules of Order” club
* 175 - Jello / Leonardo Da Vinci’s brother Chuck / Mysterious island produces 7 times more geniuses
* 176 - Amateur kidnapping / Truck stop in space / Struck by lightning
* 177 - Camping trip has slasher music in the woods / Patient wakes up to see surgery on wrong knee / Peruvian tour guide knows nothing about Peru
* 178 - Football down by the river / Employees go to coworkers funeral / Settlers of Catan
* 179 - New gym were weights are animals / Scratch off lottery tickets / Traffic stops/orgasms
* 180 - Company who books “making a scene” in public / Worst possible time to go into labor / Road rage stay
* 181 - 19th century travelers on the Oregon Trail, nothing goes right / Extreme Makeover Home Edition, nothing goes right / Edible arrangement, nothing goes right
* 182 - Bank loan officer gets creative on their last day / Scam artist convention / Skydiving school
* 183 - A squirrel in the garage / Shower thoughts go public / Medieval road trip/spring break
* 184 - Combo dinosaur car wash/church parking lot / Time-traveling inventor inundated by admirers from the future / What would happen if a normal person got sucked into a TV show?
* 185 - Lunch ladies the opera / Actor tries to revive career after bombing in ‘80s aerobics videos / Band consisting of 4 mysterious people wearing headgear
* 186 - Man without purpose in life goes shopping / Spiritual healer in a day of defiance / Foodie has never eaten the same food twice
* 187 - Superheroes’ secret bar / Investigating the overabundance of raisins in trail mix / A journey to bring back woolly Mammnoths
* 188 - Willy Wonka’s break room / White collar shotgun wedding / Sonic the hedgehog keeps Dr. Robotnik from federal tax evasion
* 189 - A guy who says yes to everything meets a guy who says no to everything / A universe where every entity is named Tim / Pterri a time-traveling pterodactyl arrives in 2020
* 190 - Canadian border guards / Jesus works at Chipotle / 7 deadly sins escape from hell
* 191 - Group of teens get trapped in a museum full of rejected exhibits / Matthew McConaughey gets lost at Walt Disney World / A parade is picked up by a tornado
* 192 - It’s not Pinocchio’s NOSE that grows / Film noir / Sales and marketing team body-swaps
* 193 - Tug of war as an Olympic sport? / Ancient origins of Taco Tuesday / Merlin enrolled in day care
* 194 - Famous painter tries to find the right muse / Australian surfers first time in CA / Live announcers review improv
* 195 - Lonely grandma gets engaged to online scammer / Bank robber wants to steal the heart of the bank manager / Hazing ritual at a monastery
* 196 - Science fair goes wrong when a know-it-all parent shows up / Carpet cleaner finds a carpet THEY CAN’T CLEAN / Cross-country family trip
* 197 - Guy who doesn’t understand metaphors announcing a sporting event / Fast food workers take their job too seriously / Pandemic when you HAVE to stay within 6 feet
* 198 - Peaceful wilderness trip turns into a vision quest / Training day in the evidence room / Booking the wrong venue for an event
* 199 - James dies from caffeine overdose / Fisher people use avocados for bait / Soldiers can’t hear inspirational speech from the back + two sisters both played by Joey
* 200 - Scientist discovers that all cheese is sentient / Moses in the desert - what really went down / Shy people in an adult store
* 201 - Inspector Gadget’s younger brothers / Newcomer brings contraband onto the International Space Station / Overworked Santa Claus dealing with Christmas in July
* 202 - Bad wifi / Oprah is missing / Santa vs. Krampus
* 203 - A walk in the park leads to a scene out of “The Birds” / A. a neighborhood, famous for its light displays, has a new cult family move in B. President decides what kid can vote / Triple b-day plans on the 21st night of September
* 204 - The Geico gecko turns out to be a Russian spy / Recurrent training for ghosts / Fireworks
* 205 - New astronaut arrives at International Space Station / 13yr old going through a mid-life crisis / Hell gets interns
* 206 - Pilot has hard day when his plane gets replaced with shitty plane / Charley’s grandparents in the same bed for 20yrs / Valley girl Shakespeare
* 207 - Joey & Caroline are genies playing scissors/paper/rock / Several grooms show up for one bride / The blob falls out of space and attacks a gym
* 208 - A Star Wars fan finds out William Shatner is his real father / Wall street guys buy out the government / Possum
* 209 - Paranoid clerk thinks everyone is stealing / Pirates excited for the release of Apple iPatch / Walken teaches poker to amateurs
* 210 - Calendar Man / Multi-level marketing schemes / Snail mail
* 211 - What happens when someone calls the shady vacuum store actually wanting the real part / Alan Arkin fills in for hungover Santa Claus / Avengers look for new recruits
* 212 - A man by the name of Fuck Joey is accused of twisting dogs around the LA area / Mail-in contest to win a small island country / Nature documentary: mating habits of the elusive bridge troll
* 213 - Sports team’s star is 82yrs old / Person on a job interview relates salvia trip / Animal Farm except plants
* 214 - Mouthwash Craftsman Pitch Flavors / Fake Hauntings / Island of Substitute Teachers
* 215 - Alchemist Mind Swap / Open Bar Octopus Wedding / Olympics New Sports and Performance Enhancing Drugs
* 216 - Oompa Loompa Labor Camp / Out of Control Talk Show Host / Assassin Eliminates Bad Yelp Reviews
* 217 - Squids instead of Squibs / Last Go for Radio Show Host / Murder Mystery Party goes Awry
* 218 - That's My Dog??? / A Day In the Life of Waste Water Treatment Guy / Big Pharma Needs Name for New Drug
* 219 - Megaphones are regulated like guns / characters in a choose-your-own-adventure book become frustrated with an indecisive reader / delusional parents certain their youth sports kids are going pro
* 220 - cowboy vampire / 2 guys share a toothbrush / Norma Desmond discovers TikTok
* 221 - Pretentious LA Farmer’s Market / Elvis impersonator books a gig at an Elvish convention / Rivalry between skydivers and bungee jumpers
* 222 - New employee in a numbers and units company / Taken with an unimpressive set of skills / Joe Camel serves time in kindergarten
* 223 - Crows secretly run a town / A person in denial about having a stroke / Golfer with stomach issues
* 224 - Kindergarten cop / Below Deck interrupted by sea monster / Rival gangs of improvisors
* 225 - A bee brings a murder hornet into the hive / Incompetent moving crew fucks around / A prank show
* 226 - Bike shop employees WAY overqualified / Non-morning person deals with broken coffee maker / Kids search elementary school for ghosts
* 227 - 5 Wonka golden ticket winners as adults / Pixar’s Cars start to question their reality / audit causes hijinks
* 228 - 2 women named Alexa and Siri start an advice broadcast / group of mallrats explain Christmas to an alien / suburban dad shows off backyard BBQ
* 229 - Going on vacation to a natural disaster / Irish mob book club / Brad Pitt sues for botched vasectomy
* 230 - Drive-thru therapy / Hot and horrible bartender gets prestigious job / Struggling jazz musician who makes fart noises
* 231 - Ford F150 / Group kidnapped for ransom and think it’s an escape room / Famous acting teacher is allergic to improv
* 232 - People return to the jungle to embrace their monkey heritage / Moon Wizard / Hot air balloon ride with cats
* 233 - Comedy Club Run by a Dead Frog / Family Trip to the Zoo? / Corrugated or Correlated
* 234 - Mosquito Casino / Weird Occult Store Owner / Old Man and his Gimp
* 235 - Someone surprised to win Oscar / Maker of Snuggie pitches adding sleeves to more things / Stand up act of 2 Germans and 1 goat
* 236 - Perfectly preserved dinosaur butthole / 33rd annual cowboy poetry symposium / LOTR characters lost in GOT
* 237 - Busy night at a OB/GYN ward full of Star Wars characters / Gas station clerk who can read minds / During a surgery, doctors realize they made a huge mistake
* 238 - Ice cream shop vs. fro-yo shop / Podcast ad awards / Adults take over the playground
* 239 - soup to nuts / good cop/bad cop flip roles / Caroline on a plane flown by a former game show host
* 240 - Friendly game of would you Rather / Security break in due to lost passwords / Mob boss visited by senile Grand Father
* 241 - People who don’t know cars review cars / World economic forum meeting for pizza makers / The Hills Have Eyes, but the Johnsons have feet
* 242 - Lobby to get "Ice is Food" on the bags / Excuses to get out of Jury Duty / Monkey Club verses I hate Monkeys club
* 243 - Post Holing / Person at Dentist with a found tooth / Jean Shorts
* 244 - Pavlov's Dog meets Schrodinger's Cat / Hi Tech features to prosthetic limbs / X Games
* 245 - Fast and Furious Car Parkour / Handy j and the Blowback Boys / Joey as the Pumpernickel Bread Lady
* 246 - Phone Sex Line / News Crew at New Screw Convention / Craig as Sherlock Holmes
* 247 - Hard to find underground rave / From Cormac McCarthy’s mind / CIA agents
* 248 - Paul Denim’s real story / Barbie Dream House realtor / Paris Hilton loves crypto currency
* 249 - Incompetent people on craigslist hired for complex tasks / A person shits themselves to get out of an arrest / Stoned hitman
* 250 - Gilligan’s Island 40th season / Redneck cooking competition / Downfall of Rafael Brito (dirty laundry)
* 251 - Kids’ book author is a homicide detective / Robot fights / Turkish bathhouse
* 252 - Frogs heavily invested in bitcoin / D & D game changes the world, Jumangi-style / Bigger longer stiffer spam
* 253 - Documentary on vaping / Clueless celebrity lawyer on “Bring Your Kids To Work Day” / Marvin McCue, nursing home activity director
* 254 - Secret agent takes his toddler to work / Terminator can’t find Sarah Conner / The Scarecrow discovers the ocean is near the shore
* 255 - American has to infiltrate British society / Alfred is dead and Batman tries to make due / What did the hippie say when you asked him to go?
* 256 - Rouge meatball thrower terrorizes college campus / Bluebird of happiness and ostrich of despair go to marriage counseling / Die Hard With An Improvised Vengeance
* 257 - Babies are able to communicate through poop / Podcasts throughout time / Meek person gets sexually adventurous
* 258 - Australian cast & crew makes an American commercial / Group of Southern judges on vacation / A weird vinegary lovesick monkey
* 259 - Fireworks salesman under performs / A pocket full of skoal / Law and Order in the 100 acre woods
* 260 - Video game green room / Noisy neighbors, Secret club, Lawn care / law and Order in the 100 acre woods
* 261 - Pharmacy / POV of someone watching an AT listener / Zen Temple has new neighbors
* 262 - Someone with bad memory / Supervillain creations that help people / Tinkle capt. of the ferry guards
* 263 - Cannibal restauranteurs have new item on the menu / Scene based on Joey’s rambling monologue / SAG hires hitman
* 264 - Monkey tennis / Hipster brewery tries out new beer / Traveling salesman who never leaves his own town
* 265 - Greeting Card writer sent to Anger Mgmt / Door to Door Salesman for PBS / National YoYo competition
* 266 - Wasabi Enema / Underwater City / Girl Scout Cookie Mafia
* 267 - VH1 behind the music: Joe blow and the Cumtones / Lumberjack and hipster trade places / Catholic school bus
* 268 - Pumpernickel lady opens her own pumpernickel shop / Solomon Grundy wants to be Batman’s next Robin / Plastic surgeon has given 1000 patients the same face
* 269 - Aggressive apologizing / Sammich Boys / Dispatch center for LifeLine
* 270 - Goth clothing store replaces church / Star Wars post-celebration dinner / Yearbook committee run like the Mob
* 271 - Dr Robert / Tinder for Fighting / Joey as Dr
* 272 - Stoned Chris Goes Shopping / Grizzled Private Eye / Premier of Fast and Furious 100
* 273 - 1978: The heyday of disco / Pointless curses and the people who bear them / Linguini the Roadrunner
* 274 - Silence of the Lambs for kids / Poolside with the coke doctor / “I don’t know, dude…”
* 275 - Karma / Physical therapist in space / Box of teeth
* 276 - Liam Neeson’s Banana Cabana / Social media shunners adjust / Flashlight & Fleshlight conferences double book
* 277 - Irish friend / Area 51 intern lets the alien escape / Wednesday
* 278 - Mafia negotiator is a hypnotist / AirBnb comments and replies / Someone farts aboard the ISS
* 279 - Christopher Nolan presents the Olympics / Child detective and grizzled partner / Demon with amnesia
* 280 - Every Reality TV genre in a highlander-style fight to the death / Short-term memory detective closes in on senile killer / Frat pledges wake up at a furry convention
* 281 - Oblique / Zeus has herpes / Snob virus infects plane
* 282 - Living without money / Doomsday preppers forgot to add a bathroom / 3-point turns
* 283 - Sao Paulo / Someone who brings song lyrics and movie quotes into casual convo / Brand new BBQ joint next to a failing zoo
* 284 - Mack the Knife at the dentist / Titans of slam poetry collide / Dogs run the world & humans are the pets
* 285 - Mafia henchmen don’t pick up on subtext / Day 2 at a bull riding for beginners class / Steve brings Blue to join a band
* 286 - Drive-thru window / Spaghetti Already: fast food Italian / Construction crews
* 287 - Farts smell like particular fast food / Blimpo the Clown joins MCU / Uncle Hotline
* 288 - Couple who hates camping camps with couple who loves camping / Clown tries to book gigs in Stephen King’s Maine / Unintentional cannibal
* 289 - Allison's Dream / Ball Park hot dog salesman can't turn off / Pro Wrestler gets job at call center
* 290 - Expedition to the Center of the Earth / Bullfighter Branches out / ER patient can only speak in movie quotes
* 291 - Area 51 intern accidentally lets the alien escape / mosquitos! / A gardener in the north of England, hates his colleagues
* 292 - A conference for people learning to properly "whelm" / An unusual drinking problem / Thanksgiving at Grandma's house in an enchanted forest
* 293 - Florida man tased for twerking during rainy traffic stop / The Devil visits Death Valley / Literal breadwinners
* 294 - Jeopardy!:Battle Royale Edition / Shed World / An octopus is a bank manager
* 295 - Prison warden replaces stairs with slides / Bomb threat at the skeptics convention / McDonalds fries turn sentient
* 296 - Stuck in an elevator / Man applies to become a golddigger / The meaning of “skit”
* 297 - Werewolf donates a kidney / James has a hash browns relapse / A very disappointing pirate treasure
* 298 - Skin pockets / Sports commentator witnesses robbery / BBQ smoking competition
* 299 - The Donner party as an actual party / Pre-sneeze face, speakerphones and loud hand dryers / A celebrity works their way through the legal system
* 300 - Cat Poo advent calendar / MTV presents "You Just Got Deeked!" / The tortoise and the hare's high school reunion
* 301 - Lampsters, a hampster-powered lamp / Backstage at the sitcom "Schitts / Permit office for museums
* 302 - The Third Thanksgiving / Mission to Mars / Where's Jesus?
* 303 - Bratty tween runs for president / Six / What ancient philosophers were really like
* 304 - Dating Apps Dates / Y2K comes to the White House and a Hollywood Hills Showbiz Party / Swat Team Rushes PETA for Reality TV
* 305 - Dean’s dog dissertation defense / Workplace ensemble w/ worst inside jokes / A tree, a friend, an enemy
* 306 - Sarcastic-voiced man on trial for murder / Secret service secret Santa / Kangaroo milkers
* 307 - Off-road Limousine / You Smell Like Beef / Legally Binding Friendship Bracelet
* 308 - Craig is pitted against Olives... and these ones are "Second Hand" / Man Covets Neighbors Ass, which of course is a Donkey / Successful assassin who only uses finger guns and jazz hands
* 309 - Charleston carriage guide from Sweden / “Both” vs “Bolth” / Backstabbing SOB
* 310 - Triassic time capsule / God bad at coming up with fake names / Someone won’t accept a breakup
* 311 - Professional tailor / Her majesty’s royal marines / SNL Starts a 2nd Live Show in Newark
* 312 - This year, Christmas just don’t happen / Who the fuck was Alice? / First person to finish last
* 313 - Wild house party w/ fictional characters / Window cleaners/Xmas conspiracy/afraid of heights / Imposter contest final round
* 314 - New medicine turns people into senior citizens / Podcasters must read constant ads / Joey’s story becomes a scene
* 315 - Warehouse Mutiny / No Feeling Condoms / What Is Love
* 316 - Santa gets canceled / Gold digging Escorts / Vote Yes- Save Our Bus drivers
* 317 - Inept undercover boss / What the hell is going on? / Tenured professors try to relate to their students
* 318 - Door-to-door beef jerky sales / Libertarians get rid of stop signs / Road rage
* 319 - Man who can’t decide if he’s severely injured or just fine / Hacking into stranger’s emails / Stone mason become freemason
* 320 - One day only where you can hear other people’s thoughts / The Beatles, the diagnosticians? / Aggressive condom marketing
* 321 - Spatch-cock / Wizards library / 99 Miata
* 322 - Comedian bombs so hard it kills people / Losing emotional control in the worst place / Satan’s lazy brother
* 323 - Joey Greer Makeover for Prom King / Computer Bootcamp / Psychic Discount
* 324 - Yogurt Sweat / Street Bikers vs Harley Riders / Waygu Masseuses
* 325 - Intergalactic Foreign Exchange Student / That's Bologna Petey / What do with Home Gym spaces
* 326 - Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it go / A winner from the hit tv show "Your Mama", just can't let it go / Aggressive inline
* 327 - A parenting hotline / Bullfighter branches out / Party is actually an intervention
* 328 - Government competition for new National Anthem / Pro Wrestler works at call center / Surprise anniversary party for a sex shop manager
* 329 - Waking up in a strangers bed / University moonshine team / Paintball battle
* 330 - Hip coal miners recruit new talent / Hot sauce factory / First people on Mars
* 331 - Paparazzi / A man with a plan concerning ham / The three kings of West Virginia
* 332 - Moist / Chocolate milk dealers / Are remote co-workers AI?
* 333 - Lost In the Mall / A day in the Life of the grammar police / Elton John V Ricky Martin
* 334 - Turtles on Vacation / Milking Oats / Flags
* 335 - Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot / Students ACTUALLY listening to Teachers / Nobel prize committee considers the iBong
* 336 - Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole / Pinball Speakeasy / A Day at IKEA
* 337 - Strangers / Bad dating locations / All the shit keeps falling apart
* 338 - A day in the life of the guy who empties port-a-potties / Two virgins trying to have sex / Southerners struggle to leave a review
* 339 - Superhero show from villain’s POV / Candlemaker union & the electric lightbulb / Swordfight
* 340 - Welcome wagon / The chocolate bandit on 2/13 / No sharing snacks unless you brought enough for everyone
* 341 - Hot dogs V Beer / Surfs Up / Indigo
* 342 - Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class / Newest Bond Girl is from Accounting / Ultimate Frisbee tournament
* 343 - Clothing Store with No Clothes / Internet Security / Stand Up Verses Improv
* 344 - America's Gum Control Issues / 5th Graders v Senior Citizens Bowling Team / Stranded on Desert Island
* 345 - Kindergarten class science fair develops nuclear bomb/pepper nipples / Wild time at airport arrivals / Why are your shoes wet?
* 346 - Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences / Small Town grocery store clerk reads too much into items customers buying / Door to door salesman named Hungry
* 347 - Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage / Politician has to poo / Cheese boys and/or girls
* 348 - Zoom doctor's appointment / Failed science museum / Swallowed ear bud
* 349 - Never late for school / Zoo animals commentary / Balloon World Cup
* 350 - Gap potatoes / Overly full orchestra / Ben Franklin's tries to get "finders keepers" in the Constitution
* 351 - Burrito-rolling master / Gone completely Texas / Canned laugh auditions
* 352 - Texting / Prom night / Convention for bad parkers
* 353 - Mario Kart as NASCAR / A baby thinks she's funny / Home makeover
* 354 - The US Military and Education departments swap budgets / Man who sneezes when he's aroused / Pizza wizards
* 355 - Lego manufacturing plant / Powerpuff Girls / Workers return to the office, changed
* 356 - Pigeons in a shitting school / TOO personal training / You're in the wrong line
* 357 - Neighboring condom factories go to war / Pardon me, do you have the time? / Hash brown World Championship
* 358 - Substitute teacher / A seemingly innocent game of duck duck goose turns WILDLY violent / The 57th Annual Shampoo Tastemaker Awards
* 359 - Arctic Scavengers / Strike at the Paperclip Factory / New York Water Smuggling
* 360 - Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association / Surfers Go to NYC / Unnecessary Cashews
* 361 - Inheriting a circus / Adults being passed off as children but one person isn't buying it / The writers of junk mail
* 362 - What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe / How the south is handling people relocating there because of covid / A criminal using Cameo to send blackmail messages but can only afford b, c-list celebrities
* 363 - A writer attempts to write a romance novel / A teenage boy is given advice by a sketchy man in an Applebees / Suspecting your husband is the devil

## *Alche-Minis*

* 1 - Do the Humpty
* 2 - Pocket Pool
* 3 - It's Not Rocket Science
* 4 - Zip Zap Zop
* 5 - Here is a tasty little Short!
* 6 - I'm From Texas
* 7 - Soccer Mom Podcast
* 8 - Furry Secret
* 9 - Mob Owned Ramada
* 10 - Drunken Slob is Court Ordered Etiquette Class
* 11 - Journey to and/or Through the Center of the Earth
* 12 - Banana Plant Malfunction
* 13 - The French Pizza Connection
* 14 - Podcast Advertiser
* 15 - Sausage Party
* 16 - More than 5 words and the bus Blows Up
* 17 - Black Market Sweat Shop
* 18 - Secret Room Discovered in a Library
* 19 - Wifi Down!
* 20 - TikTok Parents
* 21 - Bad Office
* 22 - Joey Has a Stain (It is a dirty stain)
* 23 - Ticket Guy Origin Story
* 24 - Speed Dating
* 25 - Removable Eye
* 26 - Nerdy Vegas Fixer
* 27 - Snack Food Weapon
* 28 - Uh Oh, Weed Cookies for Santa
* 29 - Twin Convention
* 30 - Candyland Tournament
* 31 - Out "Nice"ing Someone
* 32 - Eating Crow
* 33 - George Washington's 17k Dollar Bar Tab
* 34 - #1 Fan Death Match
* 35 - James Marinetti
* 36 - The Last Person On Earth Gets a Mysterious Phone Call
* 37 - Mall Shoe Sales Person
* 38 - Disney Swat Team
* 39 - Infested Dread Locks
* 40 - Magical Kidney Stone
* 41 - Lizard People
* 42 - Barbed Wire Factory Temp Worker
* 43 - Once Again, the Last person on Earth Gets a Call
* 44 - Nautical Alcoholism
* 45 - Pilot Season
* 46 - What if it is Rocket Science?
* 47 - James vs Mustache
* 48 - Why is Swallowing So Complicated?
* 49 - Change

## Live

* 1 - Wild West outlaws rob a train / Back to school night / Socially awkward man at the beach
* 2 - Dad is Team Mom for cheer team / Door to door sales in prison / Customer service answers a series of questions
* 3 - Irrational phobia group therapy / Blackjack dealer's first day / Couple moves to a new country
* 4 - New Year's Eve celebration with mythical guests / The AT Team / Willy Wonka prequel
* 5 - Lunch ladies confession booth / Picking out the perfect Christmas tree / Olympic village sexual tension
* 6 - Modern day philosophers / A Southern town called God's Plan / Waiting in line for the Wild West prostitutes
* 7 - Easily misinterpreted tattoo shop / Intervention for James' hashbrown addiction / Family of five with a talking fox
* 8 - Candlelight / Injection / Geese run the park like the mafia
* 9 - Dreams about the basement with many rooms / Blackmail / Day in the life of a family-run hardware store
* 10 - Passive aggressive anger management trainer / Possessed by demons: both sides of the story / Job hunting
* 11 - US States gather for a dinner party / AI offended when users don’t use manners / “That’s not mine, I’m holding it for a friend…”