Let1Rip

This is an electronic, talking whoopie cushion that produces 6 farts, each one followed by a kooky Carrot Topism.

## The Fart Descriptions From The Cards' Backs

### Roarin' Red

1. The Roarin' Rumbler-This powerful poot imitates an earthquake; it's often dealt by scientists in their lab coats.
2. The Sizzlin' Boomer-This imitates a burger being grilled; it's often dealt by bakers in their aprons, adding comedy to their cuisine.
3. The Explosive Eruption-This imitates a volcano booming; it's often dealt by men adding an air of tough guy power to the atmosphere.
4. The Thunderstorm Toot-This really noisy fart imitates rolling thunder; it's often dealt by medical pros in ambulances who blame the sirens.
5. The Fiery Banger-This fart imitates a crackling bonfire; it's often dealt by members of native tribes like Seminoles who blame the tribal drums.
6. The Majesty Blammer-This fart imitates a bugle; it's often dealt by the military, especially the army, navy, coast guard and marines.

### Buffoonish Blue

1. The Really Silly Squeak-Often dealt by people who don't eat fiber, this imitates a sewer rat's call and it's a great reminder to use self-care!
2. The Bubbly Burst-This wet and juicy toot is often dealt by really little children; it even captures their super cheery innocence!
3. The Whimsy Whoop-This airy toot imitates a slide whistle going up and it's often dealt by bumbling inventors who add whimsical comedy to their creations.
4. The Playful Pop-This fart imitates a popping bubblegum bubble and it's often dealt by kindergarten teachers who add colourful lightheartedness to their classrooms.
5. The Boisterous Kaboom-This toot imitates a stick of dynamite going off; it's often dealt by cartoonists adding lots of laughs to their art!
6. The Jovial Tooter-This toot, often dealt by joke telling children at recess time, imitates a teeny-tiny piccolo; it adds joy to quality joke time!

### LOL Yellow

1. The Cheery Chirp-Often dealt by schoolgirls, this fart imitates a baby bird's tweet; it adds cuteness to the schoolyard!
2. The Giggly Burst-Often dealt by snoops, this fart imitates a balloon popping; its mischief is contagious!
3. The Melodious Mirthmaker-Often dealt by pop stars, this fart can be sung along to; it's hilariously unforgettable!
4. The Sunny Squeal-Often dealt by surfers, this fart imitates a squealing balloon with its neck all stretched out; it adds jovial joy to a beach party!
5. The Jolly Explosion-Often dealt by the Clauses and their elf assistants, this fart imitates a firecracker popping and spreads festive joy!
6. The Delightful Tooter-This toot is often dealt by great-grandmas; it imitates a music box's totally sweet melody and it's also nostalgically endearing.

## The Jape Routines

* Loony Lineups-When it's time to wait in line at a theme park, let your Let1Rip do all the talking as you inch along to your favourite rides!
* Daffy Dining-When you drive into your local diner, activate your Let1Rip before you enter.
* Phantom Farting-When you're home alone, activate your Let1Rip and excuse yourself; after all, etiquette and kindness really ARE in the air!

## Their Editions and The Quips

### Roarin' Red

1. (Phaaaart!) Let's unleash a ton of amusement!
2. (Phaaaaart!) The giggle fire's burning!
3. (Phaaaaaart!) That was flaming hot 'cause laughs always cool us down!
4. (Phaaaaaaart!) My bottom fireworks are LIT!
5. (Phaaaaaaaart!) Keep the royal smiles beaming!
6. (Phaaaaaaaaart!) Laughs are fuel for fun!

### Buffoonish Blue

1. (Phaaaart!) Don't be blue, I'm always here for you!
2. (Phaaaaart!) The best way to cheer up a sad friend is with a big, loud toot!
3. (Phaaaaaart!) Home-cooked!
4. (Phaaaaaaart!) That bubbled with effervescence!
5. (Phaaaaaaaart!) Let joyful whimsy ring out!
6. (Phaaaaaaaaart!) Keep the giggles coming 'cause they're always on a roll!

### LOL Yellow

1. (Phaaaart!) Hey, wasn't me!
2. (Phaaaaart!) Sunshiny laughs are blooming like blossoms!
3. (Phaaaaaart!) That's an explosion of pure joy!
4. (Phaaaaaaart!) The melody of mirth is playing on and on!
5. (Phaaaaaaaart!) Squeals of sunshine brighten up even the worst days!
6. (Phaaaaaaaaart!) Go ahead and grin, we all have bright, sunny vibes here!