Timon/Quotes

♪ In A One-Horse ♪ ♪ Open Sleigh ♪

Hey...

♪ A Wiki-Waki Weekend ♪ ♪That’s what’s in Store for We♪

♪ A WIKI-WAKI Weekend ♪

That’s Right, Pumbaa. Instead of Hittin' The Slopes, WE'LL hit the beach.

Here, put on this sarong.

Nothin'. what's A-wrong with you?

AH HA HA HA!

OH, the classics never die.

Our Own Unspoiled Tropivsl Island Paradise, Unstained by The Outside world.

Yes, Sir.

When it comes to a day at The Beach, we do things right.

right Pumbaa? Pumbaa?

Pumbaa! Pumbaa!

Pumbaa! Gulp!

Pumbaa!

Take courage, Pumbaa, old pal.

I... Timon

Your fearless friend...

Will find and Rescue You.

OH...UNH!

You gotta be Brave!

You've gotta be Strong!

You've gotta be... kidding.

Hello, Pumbaa.

UH-HUH?

Ahh...

Will this Nightmare never end?

Pure Torture, can see.

Why, Look.

Mmm.

You're almost out of Tartar sauce.

Seems I Got Here just in the Nick of time.

Sore? AH HA HA HA!

Why should I be sore?

You only had me worried sick! I Thought you were Bacon!

Instead, I find you livin High on the Hog.

Now, take off the silly Chapeau.

Now what?

Ah ha ha. displeased them? Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa.

Au Contraire.

You are way off. Can you not See what is happening here?

Beacause of my leadership qualities and vast Intellect, They've decided to make me King Instead of you.

And of course, I will go along with it.

-You Know why?

Because I'll do anything to help my best pal Pumbaa.

Oh, I try.

Say, where are they talking you?

Probably off to some sort of Coronation or Pancake breakfast.

Don't worry.

I shall return.

Now, as your royal person and leader and, Uh, CEO and basic good old-Fashioned emperor, I have but a few simple demands.

First, I would like peace and harmony amongst all the tribes of the Islands.

Yeah, that's good. And second, I'd like $1 million... or Pearls or Clams or Ugallas.

Actually, why don't you give me the million clams first.

We'll do the peace and harmony amongst the Tribes second.

That works out. And Third, I want a Full-body fur-brushing every morning with a nice stiff-bristle brush.

You know, Now that I think of it, why not give me clams and fur-brushing first and second 'cause they're easy.

And third, We'll do the peace and harmony amongst the tribes.

So let's review, shall we? get a pencil.

First we have the million clams, then the morning fur-brushing, the lifetime supply of drums, the solid-gold kayak, conga drum lessons, bamboo hut with whirlpool bath, and...what was that last...

Oh, the peace and harmony law.

Aah!

O.K.! forget about the whirlpool bath!

What are you doing? Stop!

Uh, I've got lava phobia.

My skin's very sensitive to molten rock! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

Please!

You can't throw me in there!

AAAAHHHH!

I'll do anything!

Anything! anything!

Here's your grub. I hope you choke.

Oh I mean...uh...

I'm Timon, and I'll be your waiter.

Here's your royal nourishment, o mighty, all-powerful Pumbaa.

How degrading.

I got you some extra mud for your bath.

You are too kind, o supreme royal big cheesiness.

I don't know how long I can keep this up.

We gotta get out of here.

-Why not?

What's up with shorty?

Don't look at me.

You're wearing the "King of the Jungle" hat.

EEE! HA HA HA!

You di it, all right.

Step on it!

There's only one thing to do... Samba!

Looks that way. Come on.

Let's get back to the beach before the whole day's wasted.

AAH!

Developers.

OY!

## **Return of the Roar**

*"Don't worry, ladies. Me and Pumbaa have everything under control."*

*"Zuri, you hit the jackpot!"*

*"It's worse than that, Pumbaa. It sounds like work."*

*"Work? Danger? Definitely not. Have you forgotten our problem-free philosophy? It means no worries . . ."*

*"Don't ask!"*

*"You had to ask!"*

*"Aaahhh...Zuka Baluka."*

*"I don't like the idea of Bunga signing up for some... Jungle Patrol."*

*"Whatever you call it."*

*"Congratulations, Bunga! We always knew you had it in you!"*

## **Season 1**

### **The Rise of Makuu**

*"Yeah! And in Bunga's case, he's a stinky little honey badger!"*

*"Dinner is served!"*

### **Bunga the Wise**

*"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast, kids."*

*"Alright, alright. Everybody back in line. No more freebies."*

*"Come on, kid, er, I mean, Your Sage-iness.*

*"You're too kind."*

*"You said it, Pumbaa. He's even given the Lion Guard advice. Anybody remember a little thing called the dam?" (dam breaks) "*And now I have some advice, run!"

### **Fuli's New Family**

*"Bunga! The bird said a snake bit you on the bottom."*

*"But he's not! He's fine. So let's celebrate!"*

*"You're right, Pumbaa. It is. Friends don't let friend eat alone!"*

*"Not this girl cheetah! Not today! You're eating with us and I'm not taking no for an answer."*

*"Good, good. Oh, wow. You are so soft. Do you know how soft you are?"*

### **The Search for Utamu**

*"Come on, Pumbaa. The Utamu grubs only come out once a year. And this year we're gonna get 'em."*

*"Keep him? No, no more kids! We already raised a lion, remember? Besides, he's a honey badger. He can fend for himself! So long, kid. Thanks for the grub!"*

*"Can we? The little Bunga got us the most delicious grubs in the Pride Lands! How can we not? C'mon, Bunga! From now on, you're with us!"*

*"Eh, Bunga. Utamu grubs are great. But that's not why we celebrate."*

*"Besides, this year . . . We got the Utamu!"*

### **Bunga and the King**

*"Why? Why? Oh, cruel savanna, to take both of our babies in the same day!"*

*"See? Barely inside and we're already lost!"*

*"Sorry I lost it back there, Kion."*

*"And just let them into your heart, you know, just enough, and . . . and then . . ."*

*"And to think . . . you were worried that we'd never find them."*

### **Beware the Zimwi**

*"Now that I have your attention, let an expert tell you all about the Zimwi."*

*"Ha! You better believe it! More or less."*

*"Well, not exactly me. See, my Ma's cousin's friend knows an ox who told him he ran into the Zimwi! And it ate him!"*

*"Uh, you'd have to ask the ox. The point is, nothing can stop the Zimwi!"*

*"Nothing you can do, kid."*

## **Season 2**

### **The Ukumbusho Tradition**

*"Theatrics are our specialty!"*

*"All right, Lion Guard, listen up. You may be good at stopping rock slides and vicious predators. But this is serious. Do ya hear me?"*

*"Sorry. Even as a lion, your fur is still so soft..."*

*"Trust me, we know more about lions than anyone else in the Pride Lands!"*

*"Oh, fine. Don't take my advice. If you wanna go out there and flop, be my guest!"*

### **Timon and Pumbaa's Christmas**

*"Almost perfect. We still need the star fruit for the top of the tree."*

*"The point is, Christmas is a wonderful day when we all get presents!"*

*"You know what? I'm gonna give Christmas a pass this year."*

*"These are tears of joy! That was The Twelve Ways of Christmas the way I always dreamed it could be. Thank you. Thank you, all of you."*

*"And we got gifts. Look! Berries, bugs, fruit! But we also got lots of friends. And family. All right here. And they're the best gifts anybody could ask for."*

### **The Scorpion's Sting**

*"No! My baby!"*

*"Don't ask! Don't ask!"*

*"Oh! Our baby's okay!"*

## **Season 3**

### **Return to the Pride Lands**

*"My baby."*

*"Go, Bunga go!"*