Rum Pirates

> *"I'll drink to that" ~Pe D. Phile when anything happens*
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## Overview

### Overview

The Rum Pirates are a super-rookie crew from the West Sea formed by co-captains: Captain Pe D. Phile, and Captain E D. Blargh.

### Members (Active)

* Pe D. Phile (Captain)
* E D. Blargh (Co-Captain)
* Smitgers
* Pierre D. Rot

### Evil Wii and subsequent contact with Gods

It is unknown how the Rum Pirates obtained it but they managed to find a leaked "nintendo" device that read "evil wii". Upon plugging in the alien looking cord into a random wall, satan was summoned from the ground and began to play a game he called "Evil Wii Sports".

The Rum Pirates would battle Satan in the game and surprisingly win. Following Satans loss, he said quote "ggs guys, wanna play again next friday?" to which the 2 co-captains responded, "yes."

And so the Rum Pirates were later introduced to the following holy figures of religion: Mohammed, Buddha, Beelzebub, Vishnu, Lucifer, Gabriel, Shiva, Rama, and most notably (for being the absolute best at bowling) the Grim Reaper.

The Rum Pirates are very well in contact with these mythical deities, so much so they could be considered allies of the Rum Pirates which could prove troubling for most anyone else in Pironia, and the World Government.

### History

#### Beginning Saga

##### Beginning Arc

They began their adventures on a small island called Sandpit isle, where they set up base and found their first and main fruits: Goro Goro no Mi. and Hie Hie no Mi.

##### Island Arc

The Captain Pe D. Phile would lose his Goro Goro No Mi to close it for his distant ally Clou D. Ick. He would however, eat Suna Suna no Mi during his time on the island and thusly destroy it entirely. However, an odd incident had happened where the ocean had miraculously formed a large ice plateau that the crew would mark and name "Ice Age" (*No relation to the 2002 movie "Ice Age" as this all takes place in the late 1600's*).

##### Displacement Arc

After the unfortunate events of their island being obliterated by suna's power; The Rum Pirates began to migrate across the land in search of shelter and marine bases to plunder. They were successful in plundering the marines, so much so they were able to actually finance a new ship from acclaimed ship builder Buil D. Fucking Ship.

##### Boat/Midnight Forest Arc

The captains(Pe D. Phile and E D. Blargh) were able to contact legendary shipwright Buil D. Fucking Ship to make their vessel: The SS Shitfaced. A large, capable ship, it sits floating in the Ice Age region as we speak.

They had settled into their large galleon and had their respective quarters set up manually alongside a farm. However, this would prove to be the next big adventure that would bring about their biggest character development yet. The Midnight Forest.

Their adventure began by making a portal where they would then destroy a large snake with ease. But captain Pe D. Phile later would lose his trusted pet companion, who was then promptly buried by the esteemed funeral planner E D. Blargh. They then walked to a great, slightly unusual stone tower, which was followed with them utterly destroying the skull mage who owned it. This then lead to their next fight against a pack of yetis in the tundra caverns, leaving victorious with their leader's head.

MEEF

After this they ventured to the fiery heart of the swamp, and there they then fought and destroyed a hydra. It is notable that they took breaks across the time to write and MEEF. Following this they journeyed through the dark forest, coming across a large and technical wooden tower which they conquered by defeating the spirit at the top, whose screams have haunted the walls for centuries.

On their final leg of this adventure they climbed to the highland forest, slaughtering their worst enemies: larger versions of themselves, and made their way to the final castle, to claim their prize.

##### Return to the West Sea Arc

The two captains returned to their ship victorious, and set sail for new lands. After travelling south for quite some time they came across a small island which they claimed, using the rum pirate banner for the first time. This island is now known as Murrom island, home to the Rommi distillery. After discovering other nearby islands, they laid claim to the entire archipelago, which is now home to their citadel and fortress, Rommi citadel and Fort Langar. The docks at Rommi are open from 8am to 5pm every Monday to Saturday, and 9am to 4pm on Sundays, and the docks at Langar are open 24/7 because there's a bar and bar customers are usually up pretty late.