Episode 10 - Flop Starz

*(Episode opens up in a TV in the lunch room of T.O.T.S., On the TV, there is a commercial which is on the stage. A kid is featured.)*

Kid: *(off-key)* ♪ I met my love in a -- ♪

*(gets hit by a huge boxing glove)* OW!

Phil: Oh, boy! Did that kid stink or what? But maybe YOU'VE got what it takes to be: *The Next Super American Pop Teen Idol Star! Auditions open today at the Googolplex Mall* in beautiful downtown Totville.

*(Zooms out to the lunch room while he's speaks)*

Pip, Freddy And K.C.: Auditions! Today?!

Phil: Yes, today! At two o'clock sharp.

Pip, Freddy And K.C.: *(Grab the TV)*

K.C.: We gotta tell Kyla!

*(They run, bringing the TV with them and fall)*

Mia: That pop star stuff might be fun at first, but then you'd be stuck with a dead end job. Too bad you can't just do it once and move on.

Captain Beakman: Well Mia-Mia, what you're talking about is a one-hit wonder.

Mia: One-hit wonder? What's that?

Captain Beakman: Well, Your Auntie Cora is quite a musical act that goes to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics.

**(Song: "I'm Coradana and I Wanna Have Fun!")**

**Singers:** ♪ She's Coradana! ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I'm Coradana and I wanna have fun! ♪l

**Singers:** ♪ She wants to have fun ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I'm Coradana and I wanna have fun! ♪

**Singers:** ♪ She's Coradana ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I'm Coradana and I wanna have fun! ♪

**Singers:** ♪ She wants to have fun ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I wanna, wanna, wanna have ♪

**Singers and Coradana:** Fun fun fun!

*(In the middle of the song)*

Captain Beakman: *(voiceover) Then after she has a manager, she throws a big diva tantrum, loses her label, then fade to obscurity. Before they know it, her song ends up as: elevator music. Years later, she has a reunion concert...* and after that, she never sings again. And no one... remembers her. *(stares off into space, but quickly turns back to Mia)* Not that I would know anything about that.

Mia: *(writing)* A one-hit wonder... *(Shows checklist, listing in order: Hit record, First manager, Diva tantrum, Elevator music, Reunion tour)* Demi Lovato, I know what we're gonna do today.

*(Presses a button that shows the auto of her Demi Lovato Doll strumming a guitar.)*

*(In the nursery)*

K.C.: But Kyla, what are we going to sing?

Pip: What song should we chose, Kyla?

Freddy: What What What!

Kyla: Hello, what are you guys gonna *wear*?

K.C., Pip And Freddy: Hmmm... *(In a montage, it cuts to them wearing blue gown and suits.)* What do you think?

Kyla: Too much. *(K.C., Pip And Freddy wear a bikini; now offscreen.)* Too little. *(K.C., Pip And Freddy wear a pinafore.)* Ugh, too clean. *(K.C., Pip And Freddy wear torn cords and a hippie t-shirt.)* Too dirty. *(K.C., Pip And Freddy wear a street clothing.)* Too street. *(K.C., Pip And Freddy wear a goth suit.)* Too goth. Where'd you get *that*?

*(*K.C., Pip And Freddy wear *Coradana costumes.)*

Freddy: *(wearing a Lindana costume)* Cora's closet. You like it?

Kyla: Nah, too retro.

*(K.C., Pip And Freddy try more other outfits: a construction uniform, indian clothes, cowgirl duds, biking clothes, a sailor suit, a gorilla costume, a spacesuit, a clown costume, and finally ends up with their trademark clothing.)*

Kyla: Perfect!

K.C.: Nice, huh?

Kyla: *Yeah, you should've tried that on first.*

K.C., Pip and Freddy: Let's go!

*(They pass by Mia and Angelica in their bedroom; Mia is on the floor writing.)*

Mia: "Baby, baby, bab...ble". Meaningless lyrics done. *(To her Demi Lovato Doll)* How's the catchy tune coming along? *(She presses a button on the belly, producing a piano sound in the key of D.)* Excellent! We'll be done by lunch! Hey, where'd Angelica go?

*(In the bathroom, Angelica flushes herself in the toilet and then swims over her headquarters.)*

*(In Agent A's liar...)*

**Major Monogram:** Hello? Hello-oo? Anybody there? *(Angelica crashes down, full of water)*

Angelica: Meouch, (She dries off and heads to her comfortable seating chair made from a kitty bed) Morning Mr. Monogram. Sorry, I was running a bit late recent, So, What has that Doofenshmirtz done this time?

**Major Monogram:** Oh, good morning Agent A. We just received word that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been buying up construction toys at an alarming rate. We need you to find out what he's up to and put a stop to it.

Angelica: You can count on me, Mr. Monogram.

*(She salutes and leaves with her kitty scooter, and stops at the red light. Cora stops beside her, and she glances; then when she realized it, Angelica puts a pair of Groucho glasses on and Cora just shrugs. The green light then appears and she zooms away.)*

*♪ (Angel)! ♪*

*(At the mall)*

**Cora:** *We'll meet back in the entrance in an hour.*

*(Inside...)*

**K.C.:** Come on, Fellas! We gotta hurry so we could get a spot in li -- yayaya. *(realized the line's too long)* We've never sang in front of so many people!

Freddy: And Babies!

Pip: Uh, Guys? *(shows them a LOT more people in the audience)*

K.C. And Freddy: *(gasps)* We can't do this.

Pip: Oh yes, we can! We're not quitters; We're fighters!

K.C. And Freddy: We are?

Pip: Sure we are! We're a lean, mean, singing machine! *(They growl and punch the purse as in boxing.)* That's it, yeah! Now we're looking like a winner!

*(They look like a worn out tiger and drool. Ava walks by.)*

**Ava:** Hey, Dudes.

**Freddy:** *(arranges himself)* And that is what a gorilla looks like when you try to take away its food. Oh! Hi, Ava! Are you auditioning too?

**Ava:** Nah. I came to see this hot new singer called M.W.B.! I downloaded her song this morning. It's tight! The hundredth contestant gets to sing onstage with the celebrity herself!

**Pip:** Really? *(K.C., Pip And Freddy walk through the entrance and become the 100th contestant.)*

**Ava:** Hey, looks like that's you.

**Phil:** Congratulations! You're the hundredth contestant! *(Pulls them away and puts them onstage; over speaker)* Ladies and gentlemen, these young children has the honor of singing onstage with M.W.B.! So now, the singer you've been waiting for: *Mia Winithered Beakman!*

*(Mia is revealed.)*

**(Song: "Gitchee Gitchee Goo")**

**Pip:** Mia?!

**K.C.:** Mia?!

**Freddy:** Mia Bo Bia?!

**Mia:** K.C., Pip And Freddy? *You're* the hundredth contestant? How serendipitous. This'll be like a little girl and babysitter thing! Now I'm assuming you three heard my hit single. I mean, who hasn't, right? It's a big hit. *(gives them sheet music)* So here's the words; don't worry if you get lost. The lyrics are meaningless anyway. I'll point when it's your turn. *(She steps forward to Lucky, Chloe and the other babies as K.C., Pip And Freddy stare at her.)*

**Phineas:** (Holding a clipboard and wearing a Manager pin) I Believe In You!

(Freddy stares at Phineas who's right near the babies with the soundboard)

**Freddy:** Mia Has A Manager?!

**Mia:** ♪ Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow! ♪

**Babies:** ♪ That's what my baby says! ♪

**Mia:** ♪ Mow-mow-mow! ♪

**Babies:** ♪ And my heart starts pumping! ♪

**Mia:** Baby, baby, bab...ble ♪

**Mia & Babies:** ♪ Never gonna stop! ♪

**All:** ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that a girl loves you! ♪

**Mia:** ♪ I said a Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow! ♪

**Babies** ♪That's what my baby says! ♪

**Mia:** ♪ Mow-mow-mow! ♪

**Babies:** ♪ And my heart starts pumping! ♪

**Mia:** ♪ Baby, baby, bab...ble ♪

**Babies:** ♪ Never gonna stop! ♪

**All:** ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! ♪

**Mia:** ♪ I said a Bow, Chika, Bow-Wow! ♪ *(The music abruptly stops, Mia points at K.C., Pip and Freddy.)*

*(They look at their music before throwing it aside.)*

**Pip:** Wait a minute! What are you doing?

**Mia:** I'm cuing you?

**Freddy:** How'd you get a hit single?!

**Mia:** Well, it wasn't easy. It took most of the morning and half a dozen phone calls, at least for within my manager, Phineas,' phone calls. (Points to Phineas) But if you're willing to put in the work-

**K.C.:** That's it! I'm gonna tell my parents!

**Mia:** Okay...tell them what?

**K.C.:** *(pauses)* Ooh, I'm just gonna tell. *(She, Pip and Freddy walk offstage)*

**Mia & Babies:** ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that a girl loves you! ♪

*(K.C.'s Mom And Dad are in a store.)*

**K.C.:** Mom! Dad! Mom! Dad, you've gotta see this!

**K.C.'s Dad:** Here we go again.

**K.C.'s Mom:** *(with disdain)* Let me guess. Is it unbelieva- *(K.C. pushes them)* WOOAH!

**K.C.:** Come on, come on, come on!

*(Backstage...)*

**Ben Baxter:** Hi, I'm Ben Baxter, Huge-O-Records. Why don't you and your little star both come by my office in an hour and *we* can talk about *your* future.

**Phineas:** Future? Cool. He must be a psychic.

**Mia:** You can say that again.

*(Back to K.C. and her parents.)*

**K.C.:** Come on, come on, come on! *(They arrive at the stage; she presents a shadow that appears to be Lucky's head.)* See?! There they are onstage!!

**Phil:** *(voiceover)* Ladies and gentlemen, once again... *(Spotlight lights up.)* *Marty the Monkey and His Musical Blender!*

*(Marty Monkey performs using his tail to press the button on the blender as he holds the blender's lid)*

**K.C.'s Mom:** Hon, we're getting you an eye exam. *(pulls her away)*

**K.C.:** No, no! Wait!

*(Angelica is still driving)*

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** Ha ha, everything is ready! *(doorbell rings)* Oh, what is it now? *(opens the door and saw the disguised Angelica)* Oh, are you my new temp? Well, let me just get you up to speed. I know it's bit of a mess. I'm just putting the finishing touches of my latest maniacal plan. You see, in a few minutes, I will unleash an unprecedented reign of terror upon the entire... *(holds a magnifying glass on the eastern coast of the U.S.)* ...Tri-State Area! And Angelica Beakman will never be the wiser.

**Angelica:** Not gonna happen!

*(Angelica removes the Groucho glasses)*

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** Angelica Beakman?

**Singer:** Angelica Beakman! Oh yeah!

**Angelica:** That's right, And I'm here to stop you Dr. Doofenshmirtz!

**Singer:** Dr. Doofenshmirtz!

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** You're a temp? Are times that hard?

**Angelica:** Oh, don't even act like that this is boninterry!

*(K.C., Pip And Freddy exit the mall when K.C. is wearing glasses.)*

**K.C.:** Ugh! I told Mom I don't need glasses! *(takes off glasses)* What the-- *(A MWB bus drives away)* Uh, No! No! Wait! Uggggg... *(They stop. She turns around, notices a MWB poster on a building and smiles)* MMMMMOOOOM?!?

*(Camera pans from the building to...)*

*♪ Dr. Doofenshmirtz! ♪*

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** Sorry, Angelica, but you are too late!

*(He pushes a lever that makes the building alive as a robot)*

*(K.C.'s Mom And Dad are still with Captain Beakman in a store.)*

**K.C.'s Mom:** *(wearing a jacket)* Ooh, this one's nice.

**K.C.:** Mom! Dad! Come here! You've gotta see this!

*(drags three of them out, setting off the shoplifting alarm)*

**K.C.'s Mom:** K.C.! I haven't payed for this yet!

**Guard:** Hey!

*(The giant building robot wreaks havoc over Totville)*

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** Ha ha ha ha! When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!

**Angelica:** *No, but I can! Furball Tail!*

*(Angelica removes a metal cover of a storage with her kitty tail)*

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** Wait, wait, wait, you're not supposed to touch that!

**Angelica:** *Paws out, Claws out!*

*(Angelica removes a wire with her claws)*

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** Hey, hey, no fair!

*(The robot almost steps over the building, but turns around)*

*(The MWB bus passes by)*

**Isabella:** Wow, what a great painting! How did you managed to be her manager and get Mia's permission for that?

**Phineas:** Oh, Well, Mia for one talked to me through a few phone calls this morning, and as for the building with the painting, they didn't mind. And besides, The building's scheduled for demolition.

*(A man presses the lever of a dynamite block. The building gets demolished just as K.C. drags her mom and Captain Beakman out.)*

**K.C.:** Seeeeeee??!! *(Her parents and Captain Beakman do not answer. K.C. turns and sees no building, screams.)*

**Guard:** Uh, ma'am, you're gonna have to come back and pay for that.

**K.C.'s Mother:** *(flatly)* Yes of course, officer.

**K.C.:** ***AAAAHHHH!!***

**Guard:** Hey, are you the sister of Coradana?

**Captain Beakman:** Yes, I am! I can't believe you recognized me.

**Guard:** Well, I was a huge fan of your sister. *(pauses, serious)* You still have to pay for the jacket.

**Captain Beakman:** *(flatly)* I know.

*(Cut back to the robot)*

**Mia:** You'll never get away with this!

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** Very clever, Mia Beakman. I tried to ignore you, but you forced my hand.

**Angelica:** You better not-

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** *(Pushes a button and traps Angelica)* And now...I shall relax with a nice, tasty deli platter. Oh-ho-ho, where are my manners? *(Gives Angelica his share)* Here you go, Angelica. Care for some pepper? Just say when. *(Continues to pour pepper)* Anytime.

**Angelica:** Are you serious right now?

*(At Huge-O-Records...)*

**Ben:** *(from inside)* Phineas, let me start by saying we love Mia's act and we want to be... *(cuts to the boardroom)* ...in the Mia Winithered Beakman business. And by the way, isn't she a little young to be a pop star and aren't you a little young to be her manager?

*(Pause)*

**Phineas:** ...No.

*(Another pause)*

**Ben:** Well, okay then! We prepared to offer Mia a very lucrative contract if you'll just sign exclusively with us for her follow-up single.

**Mia:** Well... I suppose it..

**Phineas:** *(suddenly angry and muffled Mia's mouth)* *Follow-up single*? Who do you think she is, some one-bit hacks who will keep writing new songs **just because you pay us obscene amounts of cash?!** *(rips up the contract)* Mia Winithered Beakman is strictly a one-hit wonder! *(Picks up Mia by the arms and enters the elevator carrying Mia in the process)* Good day to you, sir!

*(In the elevator, "Gitchee Gitchee Goo" plays as elevator music.)*

**Phineas:** Diva tantrum, check. *(Pauses, listens to the "Gitchee Gitchee Goo" elevator music)* Elevator music, check. *(Phineas' brother Ferb, who is currently the manager's assistant, checks off "Elevator music")*

*(Cut to the boardroom with the robot approaching)*

**Ben:** Ah, who needs that girl? We still got this video tape of her performance. We could do live CDs, DVDs, podcasts, heck, we can digitally re-create their images to make our own sitcom! A Day In The Life Of Mia! We could squeeze twenty years of entertainment out of this one video tape.

**Manager:** *(screams)* That giant robot's coming right at us!

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** *(still pouring pepper)* Wow, you sure like a lot of pepper. I'm more of a paprika man myself. *(Angelica blows over the pepper, Dr. D coughs)* It will take more than condiments to foil my brilliant plan!

*(The robot sneezes them out, and they crash through the Huge-O-Records building)*

**Man:** The tape!

**Dr. Doofenshmirtz:** AAAAHHH! *(Angelica loosens the tape's film and successfully lands)* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *(Lands on a soft mattress)* Ooh! What an unbelievable stroke of luck! *(The mattress folds in half)* Oof! I'm okay! I'm still better than the... *(gets stepped over by the robot)* Curse you, Angelica Beakman!

*(Below...)*

**Angelica:** Phew! That was a close one. (She sees Phineas, Ferb, Mia and the Babies get off of the elevator and takes off her agent gear to get her back into the regular form) Oh, Hi, Mommy.

**Mia:** Oh, there you are, Angel. *(She purrs Angelica by the cheek; a bus pulls up and they get on)*

**Phineas:** Come on, gang. We still have one thing left to do.

*(In Totville Mall)*

**Phil:** And the winner of the day's "Next Super American Pop Teen Idol Star" is... *(Screen zooms out to reveal:)* Marty the Rabbit Boy and his Musical Blender! Oh, give him a hand! He's going to Hollywood!

*(Pan to K.C., Pip and Freddy moping on a bench; Ava walks over.)*

**Ava:** Hey, Junior Dudes. What's wrong?

**Pip:** We're better than that guy. Oh, I should've taken blender lessons.

**Ava:** So why did you three run off earlier?

**Freddy:** Mia bo bia.

**K.C.:** *(sighs)* She always ruin everything.

**Ava:** Well, you three like to sing, right?

**Pip:** Yeah.

**Ava:** Then you shouldn't let Mia's fun ruin your good time. You know, if you get a chance to sing, you oughta sing. I gotta go, See you later dudes. *(Flies away)*

**(Song: "Gitchee Gitchee Goo")**

*(Music beats)*

**Phineas:** *(Comes toward K.C., Pip and Freddy) Hey Random People.*

*(K.C., Pip and Freddy look at him and he shows the stage for the MWB Reunion Concert)*

**Phineas:** You're still the hundredth contestant, wanna come up and help your girl out?

*(They walk onstage.)*

**Mia:** ♪ Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow! ♪

**K.C.:** ♪ That's what my baby says! ♪

**Mia:** ♪ Mow-mow-mow! ♪

**K.C.:** ♪ And my heart starts pumping! ♪>

**Mia:** ♪ Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wah! ♪

**K.C.:** ♪ Never gonna stop!

**All:** ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! ♪

**Mia:** ♪ I said a Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow! ♪

**K.C.:** ♪ That's what my baby says! ♪

**Lucky:** ♪ Mow-mow-mow! ♪

**K.C.:** ♪ And my heart starts pumping! ♪

**Lucky:** ♪ Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wah! ♪

**K.C.:** ♪ Never gonna stop! ♪

**Lucky/K.C.:** ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! (X2) ♪

♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means: That I love you baby, baby, baby! ♪

**Marty:** ♪ Baby-baby-baby-baby, ♪

**K.C./Lucky:** ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! ♪

*(Crowd cheers)*

**K.C.:** That was great! I've been thinking of that little nugget all wrong!

**Pip:** She's not a nuisance either though.

**Freddy:** Of course! Mia Bo Bia's our ticket to-

**Mia:** Thanks, you've been great! This is the last time I'm ever gonna sing that song. The gang and I are retiring, good night!

*(The band walks offstage, with Phineas and Ferb following them.)*

**Pip:** Come on, Freddermingo, Let's get out of here.

**Freddy:** Right behind you, Pipster!

*(Pip and Freddy walk offstage with Phineas, Ferb and the babies; the lights switch off, leaving K.C. in the dark.)*

**Mall Operator:** *(via loud speaker) The mall is now closed and will re-open at 9:00 A.M. tomorrow. Thank you for shopping with us.*

*(K.C.'s eyes blinks then cut to black, as the guitar stinger plays)*

## End Credits

*(Back at the house, Beakman watches a commercial on TV, as the closing credits play)* **(Song: "I'm Coradana and I Wanna Have Fun!")**

**Singers:** ♪ She's Coradana! ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I'm Coradana and I wanna have fun... ♪

*(Remainder of lyrics under announcer's voice-over)*

**Singers:** ♪ She wants to have fun ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I'm Coradana and I wanna have fun! ♪

**Singers:** ♪ She's Coradana ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I'm Coradana and I wanna have fun! ♪

**Singers:** ♪ She wants to have fun ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I wanna, wanna, wanna have ♪

**Singers and Coradana together:** ♪ Fun fun fun! ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I'm not Veronica or Alison or Donna ♪ ♪ And I don't wanna scrub the sink or mow the lawn- ♪

**Announcer:** You loved her in the '80s. Get ready to love her again. Coradana's mega hit "I'm Coradana and I Wanna Have Fun", and been remixed and re-translated into your favorite languages: Portuguese! Dutch! Canadian! Japanese! Esperanto! Pig Latin! Dog! And everyone's favorite- *(Captain Beakman turns off TV)*

**Mia:** Hey, Mommy. Whatcha watchin'?

**Captain Beakman:** Oh, nothing, Mia-Mia.

*(Over the closing logos.)*

**Singers:** ♪ She wants to have fun! ♪

**Coradana:** ♪ I wanna, wanna, wanna have fun, fun, fun! ♪

*(The last notes plays)*