Date Night

**Date Night** is the seventh episode of The Prince.

## Synopsis

It's date night for Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip and Prince Charles sees this as the perfect time for him to ask his mother to become the king.

## Plot

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip plan on having their date night, where they'll be leaving Buckingham Palace and going to a fancy restaurant called The Grill. Prince Charles begs Queen Elizabeth II to take him and Camilla with them and although she refuses to take them at first, he eventually wears her down.

Catherine Middleton goes in disguise as a woman named "Middle Ton" and looks to buy a cottage, once she gets her divorce from Prince William.

At school, Ms. Kathy announces that the science fair will be tomorrow and this is the first Prince George is even hearing of it, so he has no preparation for it. When he gets back to the palace, he has Owen do his science project for him and make a realistic volcano for him.

The Household Staff celebrates Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip's date night, since this will technically be the closest thing they ever get to a holiday, on account of them not being at the palace with them. Greg and Douglas plan on binge-watching *Game of Thrones* during their time off but Teddy spoils the entire series for them.

Meghan gets fired from *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills* since all she did in Season 11 was advertise her ketchup. Things only get worse when Prince Harry gets fired from his job as a masseuse after accidentally breaking the neck of one of his clients, which puts both of them out of a job. Their only option now is for them both to audition for jobs on a home renovation show on *HGTV*.

Princess Charlotte sneaks into the queen's office after she leaves and steals her top secret documents.

Prince Charles tells Camilla that at date night, he's going to ask his mother if he can become the new king of England, confident enough to do so now.

Owen shows George the volcano he made for the science fair and it looks really amazing and well-crafted. Unfortunately, George is not impressed, so he breaks the volcano apart and tells Owen to do something better.

At The Grill, Prince Charles gets ready to ask the queen if he can become the new king of England. However, Queen Elizabeth II makes Camilla eat some food with shellfish in it and force Charles and Camilla to eat some too, despite Camilla being very allergic to shellfish. Prince Charles is about to ask Queen Elizabeth II the question before Camilla vomits all over the table, ruining the date night for everyone.

Camilla tries to make things better with William but William is too closed off and aloof to care, making Catherine decide to buy the house and follow through even further with the divorce.

Prince George finally enters the science fair with a particle accelerator, created by Owen. Unsurprisingly, George wins the science fair but is disappointed to see that his award is just a lame certificate.

## Characters

### Major Roles

* Prince George
* Owen
* Queen Elizabeth II
* Prince Philip
* Prince Charles
* Camilla Shand
* Prince Harry
* Meghan Markle

### Minor Roles

* Prince William
* Catherine Middleton
* Princess Charlotte
* Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
* Douglas
* Greg
* Edmund
* Teddy
* Kevin
* Ms. Kathy
* Sebastian
* Dinesh
* Andy Cohen
* Lisa Rinna (Mentioned)
* Kyle Richards (Mentioned)
* Dorit Kemsley (Mentioned)

## Trivia

* Prince George doesn't even do his own homework and he just has Sebastian and Dinesh do it for him.
* Greg and Douglas start watching *Game of Thrones*.
* Archie says his first word, "Fuck".
* Camilla Shand is allergic to shellfish.

### Cultural References

* Meghan Markle references several classic Lisa Rinna moments on "*The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills*".
	+ Lisa Rinna smashing a wine glass from "*The Dinner Party From Hell*".
	+ Lisa Rinna accusing Kyle of having Munchausen syndrome from "*The M Word*".
	+ Lisa Rinna accusing Dorit of doing cocaine from "*Big Buddha Brawl*".
* Meghan being demoted to "friend" status on *RHOBH* and then leaving is comparative to Vicki Gunvalson suffering the same fate on Season 14 of *The Real Housewives of Orange County*.
* Prince Philip casts a shadow, resembling an evil villain with a top hat, which may be a reference to Dr. Facilier and his shadow from the 2009 *Disney* princess movie, *The Princess and the Frog*.