The Lizard

The Lizard is a supporting character of Season 2 of Goofy Joe. Despite being a member of The Torgucci Family, he, unlike the other family members, does not serve a particularly antagonistic role in the season, mainly due to the fact that he appears to be nearly brain dead.

## Appearance

The Lizard wears typical dress clothing as well as some kind of "safari hat" on his head. His head resembles that of a reptilian monster, although it's unclear if it's meant to be a mask or his actual head. The head has yellow teeth and eyes with a gaping mouth.

## Personality

It's difficult to ascertain the personality of The Lizard, thanks to the fact that he, similar to Convenient Man, is too indecipherable to be able to find out any personality details. His only real personality is how utterly unresponsive his brain is, often failing to perform simple tasks and having to be dragged around places by Mr. Cheese, who basically treats him as a pet.

## History

The Lizard is first seen during the mob meeting Goofy Joe goes to after being accepted back in. The rest of the mob is upset to see him, The Lizard, however, remains oblivious. Louis shows up and diffuses the situation, proceeding to give orders to everyone, but simply telling The Lizard to "do whatever".

The Lizard is not seen again until after the death of member Cheesy Jack. Louis asked Joe to organize a family dinner. After Joe gets assistance from family members Flat Mario and Spicy Luigi, Louis brings The Lizard and Mr. Cheese to Joe's house for dinner. The Lizard very poorly tells a story of Jack taking him out for food, where he briefly refers to himself as 'Spacks,' and refuses to elaborate. Other than that, he simply sits to the side as Louis reveals the sad truth that Cheesy Jack is dead to the rest of the mob. Slight scuffles result from it but it's doubtful that The Lizard comprehends any of it.

He then eats the onion.

Goofy Joe goes outside and proceeds to fight Luigi and Mario, while Lizard and the rest sit inside, seemingly not realizing. Assumedly, they hear the gunshots from outside and rush to find Flat Mario completely missing and Luigi dead on the ground, Joe seeming to be injured. Joe claims that it was some masked figure that came after them. Louis says they need to run and Mr. Cheese drags Lizard away, Later, the remaining family members are still walking, Louis at this point fully knowing Goofy Joe's true colors but hiding it, when Louis stops them and brings Mr. Cheese away into the woods to talk. He ends up just revealing to Mr. Cheese that he wanted to reveal Joe's true colors by leaving him with The Lizard. He predicts that The Lizard will die, sending Mr. Cheese into panic mode, as he view The Lizard as a sort of pet.

Sure enough, while alone with him, Goofy Joe shakily orders The Lizard to turn around, seemingly feeling bad over what he's about to do. His guilt doesn't stop him, however, as when The Lizard innocently does what he is told, Goofy Joe pulls out a gun and puts him down like a sick dog, dropping him to the ground with a single bullet to the head. Joe disarms himself and flees the scene, leaving his now unloaded gun there. Mr. Cheese is enraged and saddened by The Lizard's death, and goes on to attempt to avenge him. He, however, fails.