My Moustacheo

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**My\_Moutacheo** is a player and a member of The Resistance. He is one of the more skilled players, and is very likely to be Grave's second-in-command.

## Appearance

My\_Moustacheo is a Caucasian player who bears his thin smile, brushed hairline, handsome face and a long horseshoe-like mustache, just like his name describes. My\_Mustacheo wears metal bracelets, and wears immaculate reddish-colored clothing. Under his clothes, My\_Moustacheo for some strange and weird reason, wears a pink swimming suit meant for women.

## Personality

My\_Moustacheo shares the same philosophy as Grave: That killing is the only way to live and to protect. He is also power-hungry, and secretly hopes for Grave to die so he could take his place as first in command. When fighting weaker enemies, he enjoys mocking and toying with them before he kills them mercilessly.

He at times can be quite the trickster, as "The Purple Banana Of Death" leader, he easily deludes and takes advantage of ALL his dim-witted comrades to mislead them just so he could gain more popularity and dominion over his comrades. In the end though, he lost all of his clan-mates in a face-off against Alex and like a coward, was forced to flee and abandon his clan.

In summary, he is deceiving, savagely violent, and prolongs for power.

## Biography

### Background

#### Purple Banana of Death

My\_Moustacheo was the leader of the formerly famous player tribe, the Purple Banana of Death, which many Resistance players used to be a part of. However, a member of the tribe, Alex, was idolized by many players. Soon, players were looking down on Mustacheo, and insulting him when he wasn't around. When Mustacheo caught wind of this and immediately was filled of hatred and jealousy.

Soon, he called a meeting with the "executives" and lied that Alex was a spy for another player tribe. He managed to dupe the dim-witted players and the other members of the tribe to kill Alex. Once they surrounded

her, however, Alex's superior skills allowed her to kill all of the rallied players effortlessly. In the end, he lost all of his clan-mates in a face-off against Alex and, like a coward, was forced to flee and abandon his clan. He went for the top, but found himself at the end. Karma had struck.

#### The Resistance

Later, at some point, Moustacheo had joined and achieved a ranking of second-in command in the newly formed clan, "The Resistance," led by X\_Grave\_X.

### Annoying Villagers

#### Ambushing the Villager Scouts

My\_Moustacheo cooperated in an ambush on "Villager Scout Squad 33". He was partnered with DaRealBingoBear, Tommy, and two players. Stealthily hiding behind a tree, Mustacheo switched on a lever in order to trigger the working mechanisms (presumably redstone) in order to make sure that the activation of the music for the jukebox was possible and thus, catch the members of the squad off-guard. The trap worked and proceeded as planned; the two Villager Scouts along with the sheep, were taken out, but one managed to escape with it's ride.

Moustacheo instantly began the chase and was equipped with two enchanted daggers. He switched to a bow & arrow and rapid-fired his arrows at the Villager Scout. Unfortunately, none of them hit their mark, as the

Villager Scout and sheep were able to take cover behind a tree while sprinting, then leap high above the ground to let the arrow fly past it's target.

A player threw a leaping potion at Moustacheo, allowing him to jump high and far in the air to ambush the scout from above. With his two enchanted daggers poised high in the air, shoulders arched, he descended upon his opponent. The Villager Scout caught sight of him and stuttered in surprise, before he was egulfed in a flurry of sparks.

The Scout's armour was smashed into smithereens, torn fragments scattered across the dirt and was brutally slammed against the tree and knocked unconscious. As for the Scout's sheep - it instantly died upon the impact when it was smashed against the tree.

Later, after the rest of the squad was taken out, Moustacheo helped bring the surviving scouts from the area who were all tied up. During the process, the scout captain attempted to escape, but with surprising agility Mustacheo enderpearled and, using his dagger, knocked the scout onto the grass and wounded him. In the process, his lava bucket was knocked out of his hands and spilled on the grass.

But Moustacheo was quick to react and used his water bucket to harden the mixture into a block of obsidian.

#### Raiding Poop Clan

My\_Moustacheo later cooperated with BingoBear and X Grave X to raid and kill other players. Grave managed to trick two players, Poopgirl Love and Poopboy Trucks into chasing him. Once Grave did so, Mustacheo and BingoBear brutally murdered PoopGirl\_Love in a well planned and choreographed act.

First, BingoBear, of whom was hiding behind a tree, shot an arrow at her and violently threw her backwards. Then, Moustacheo jumped out from behind a tree and caught/stabbed her with his diamond longsword, the blade protruding from the end of her chest. He then ran towards BingoBear, his sword stuck deep in her chest and let Bingo rain a flurry of arrows on her. Then, Mustacheo equipped himself with a second longsword as

Bingo also did, equipping himself with dual weapons. Finally, Mustacheo stabbed her in the chest again with his second longsword and forced the poor girl into BingoBear's tornado of furry, of whom was spinning rapidly and endlessly stabbing her.

Once she died, they both gave hunched down and gave PoopBoy a murderous stare, which definitely scared him. For some reason, while Grave was "lecturing" PoopBoy, BingoBear could be seen twerking in the background and Mustacheo circling his blades back and forth in front of him and also twerking. Moustacheo then let Bingo shoot arrows at PoopBoy when he wouldn't stop his incessant chatter. However, the process to kill PoopBoy was interrupted by Steve.

X Grave X immediately aimed for Steve, and ordered BingoBear and Moustacheo to kill Poopboy Trucks and the Scout that was with Steve. Mustacheo went for PoopBoy\_Trucks and effortlessly dodged his flailing and swinging. He begins to mock the player for his "pathetic" combat skills, lecturing him about how the potential of one's items are limited by the skill of the wielder. Enjoying the moment, he then leaves one last statement, saying right in his face that he's nothing but an "over-glorified piece of garbage."

Moustacheo takes his armor and clothes off, revealing his under clothing and taunts PoopBoy into attacking him, which greatly angers PoopBoy\_Trucks. Poopboy, shaking with fury, rushes at Moustacheo and aims directly for his head. Moustacheo, with a thin smile on his face, equips his sword, leans backwards, dodges the attack, and leaps at PoopBoy. PoopBoy yelps in pain as the swords sinks into his stomach, protruding outwards from his back, and is sent tumbling roughly onto the grass. He groans and rolls onto his stomach to get up, but this was a decision which would cost him his life, for he should never turn his back on any opponent.

Moustacheo, grinning widely with an insane look playing on his eyes, violently impales PoopBoy right through his head and out his right-eye. PoopBoy's twitches and his mouth opens, though no sound comes out. His head suddenly droops as the sword "thuds" onto the ground. In an instant, PoopBoy is dead, and his items come pouring out from his inventory. Mustacheo, still grinning from ear to ear, mutters two words: "Good riddance." Equipping his chestplate and helmet once again, he then places a small chest and puts PoopBoy's items inside it.

Suddenly, the Villager Scout was sent tumbling across the grass and crashed against the tree. The scout was then captured by BingoBear, in a clever redstone-piston-redstone torch mechanism, trapping his arms and torso. Moustacheo then begins to tell the Scout his plan to add him to the Resistance's personal trading system. As Moustacheo and BingoBear began packing away their victims' items, the Scout shot a firework, alerting villager troops nearby. Moustacheo yelled at BingoBear for not blocking the above, and BingoBear immediately apologized. After telling Moustacheo to scout for any alerted villagers, Bingo Bear locks his bow & arrow at the Scout, aiming for his head. The Scout shrieks in terror, before he too, gets struck in the forehead and despawns.

Moustacheo and BingoBear went to Grave, who was currently battling Steve. Grave ordered the two to leave, and Moustacheo did so, with excitement over thinking that if Grave dies, he could become the new leader. Then, Moustacheo and BingoBear leave.

#### Dinnerbone's Observation

In a Dinnerbone's observation, Moustacheo was seen alongside Bingo Bear standing behind Grave who was viewing a wall full of names of falling/missing players.

*More to Come...*

## Trivia

In Annoying Villagers 29, it is revealed that My\_Moustacheo used to be the leader of a formerly famous player tribe, the Purple Banana of Death.