DPDA Case No. 28

The 28th case of the DPDA was a large and ambitious operation against a notorious criminal gang. The operation was funded by Jasper Scunthorpe, who ordered the DPDA to perform this case. The following case file is written by Denzel Pepper.

## DPDA Case No. 28

### Performers

Denzel PepperCecil Longstaff

Benjamin Sellars

Jasper Scunthorpe

Bernard Smith

Tim Crescent

Kai Koi

Eugene Koi

Darrah Koi

### Location

DPDA HeadquartersTokyo

8:45 AM, the 13th of February 1998. It was an uncharacteristically warm morning, about 16 degrees Celsius. Me, Benjamin and Cecil were stood on the steps of the DPDA Headquarters, smoking cigarettes, the sun creeping up in the sky. We enjoyed the peaceful surroundings, the birds chirping, and the view of the River Thames, which also was uncharacteristically blue. Suddenly, the peace was interrupted by a fucking rapid car circling around the street. The petrol filled up the air and came into my lungs. I enjoyed the smell of petroleum, and the vehicle slowed down. It was a yellow 1997 Lamborghini, and from the car a cutie face arose. The beauty face of my co-worker, Jasper Scunthorpe. A smile overcame his face, he took his sunglasses off and walked towards us. He gave me a great big loving hug and Cecil a high five.

''Now, boys...'' his soothing northern voice started - ''I have an offer to make you. Last nite my penthouse suite apartment in Tokyo was robbed by a gang of unknown criminal thugs. Tut tut tut.'' Cecil was shocked, and his hand covered his mouth. ''Anyway...'' continued Jasper, ''My offer is that you boys go to investigate this and find the thugs. I have a great big cash prize to offer you.'' Benjamin declared ''We do not want money, we will help our fit friend whatever it takes.'' Another smile overcame Jasper's face, he blushed and giggled.

A couple of hours later, Bernard, Derek and Tim arrived at the Headquarters and were briefed on what was going on. Needless to say, they were all sickened. Bernard declared that these criminals ought to be brought to justice's firm grip. Derek and Cecil comforted Jasper, whilst Benjamin began writing the case file for our last case, with my assistance. Tim prepared his weaponry, including the brand new Detective Agency Dog (Jimmy Pritchard) and the Crescent Machete. Jasper booked us all tickets from London Heathrow to some airport in Japan, can't remember which one. We boarded the plane the next day at half three.

I sat next to Bernard and Tim whilst Jasper, Derek and Cecil shared another three seater. Benjamin had to sit next to a grumpy old woman named Samantha Fletcher. On the plane, the film George of the Jungle was playing. We laughed, and laughed. At the emotional parts of the film, we cried. Bernard and Cecil were very invested in the film. Halfway through the plane ride, I fell asleep, and awoke to Bernard, Cecil, Tim and some randomer old man were singing 'We are the champions' I was confused. I looked back at Benjamin and saw his cute hair. I smiled. Me and Jasper had to take a widdle, so we went together. Jasper pissed on the floor. He laughed. Ha ha.

We arrived in Tokyo, and we were bewildered by the modernist architecture and technology. Immediately, me and Cecil ran to the duty free. I bought some Lennon glasses and Cecil bought a cowboy hat. Bernard bought some Maltesers and Benjamin bought some weed. After that, we left the airport, and hopped in Jasper's 15 Mazda Miata (which Jasper left in the airport parking lot). We began driving to Jasper's penthouse suite in Tokyo. It was atop of a glorious 25 storey hotel,