Family of Bitch Lasagne

Cheesy Lasagne

Saucy Lasagne

Veggie Lasagne

Chicken Lasagne

Turkey Lasagne

Frozen Lasagne

Joan DeLuca

Luigi Lasagne

Carmella Ricotti

The family of **Bitch Lasagne**, the founder and former CEO of The Broker, Inc. based in London, is an Italian-British family active in finance, hospitality, defence, music, sport and transport. They are part of the Lasagne family originating from Naples, Italy. Bitch Lasagne's maternal family came from Milan, Italy. Lasagne has seven children with his wife, sixteen grandchildren, thirty great-grandchildren and twenty-eight great-great-grandchildren.

Bitch Lasagne’s family is based in and around Enfield, United Kingdom.

## Immediate family

### Romances

#### Rosie Pickford

Rosie Pickford (April 16, 1902 - July 6, 2012) was an English housewife and Bitch Lasagne’s wife of 90 years. They have six sons and one daughter together.

### Children

Beef Lasagne (August 17, 1924 - October 9, 2009) was a restaurant owner.

Cheesy Lasagne (February 14, 1927 - March 1, 2014) was an airman in the Royal Air Force.

Saucy (February 28, 1929 - September 5, 2007) and Veggie Lasagne (February 28, 1929 - December 19, 2010) were a firefighter and a General in the Marines respectively

Chicken Lasagne (born October 28, 1934) was a Lieutenant in the British Army.

Turkey Lasagne (June 7, 1937 - June 27, 2012) was a Major in the British Army.

Frozen Lasagne (born May 3, 1948) was a high school principal.

### Grandchildren

Bitch Lasagne has sixteen grandchildren.

Beef Lasagne and his wife Evelyn Scott have four children called Neville (born June 30, 1960), Austin (born September 17, 1962), Ruby (born October 23, 1963) and Madison (born April 12, 1965).

Cheesy Lasagne and his wife Mary Walkings have two daughters called Holly (born February 24, 1965) and Amelia (born July 25, 1966).

Veggie Lasagne has three children from three separate extramarital affairs: Ada (born June 6, 1964), Luke (born April 11, 1965) and Aurora (born August 8, 1966).

Chicken Lasagne and her husband Blake Smith have four children called Ada (born May 3, 1968), Paul (born July 7, 1971), Benedict (born June 13, 1972) and Katrina (born May 6, 1976).

Turkey Lasagne and his wife Anne Chaplin have two sons called Peter (born May 25, 1969) and Luther (born December 8, 1971).

Frozen Lasagne has one son from an extramarital affair with Freya Sutton: Theo (born August 19, 1980).

### Great-grandchildren

Bitch Lasagne has thirty great-grandchildren.

Neville Lasagne and his wife Naomi Garrett have two children called Oliver (born August 17, 1993) and Jasmine (born October 5, 1996).

Austin Lasagne and his wife Bethany Lambert have a son called Paul (born October 3, 1999).

Ruby Lasagne and her husband Gareth Jane have two children called Patricia (born February 18, 1986) and Robert (born August 25, 1990).

Madison Lasagne has a son from an extramarital affair with Connor Manson: Jeremy (born December 18, 1983).

Holly Lasagne and her husband John Parry have a son: Ivan (born May 27, 1990).

Amelia Lasagne and her husband Benjamin Johnson have two children called Leonardo (born August 14, 1994) and Maria (born February 16, 1997).

Ada Lasagne and her husband Robert Newton have two children called Gareth (born February 16, 1988) and Kelly (born March 11, 1990)

Luke Lasagne and his wife Madelaine Perry have three children called Simon (born March 5, 1992), Karen (born August 21, 1995) and Jerry (born May 16, 1997).

Aurora Lasagne and her husband Thomas Franklin have two sons called John (born January 31, 1989) and Damien (born May 6, 1991)

Ada Smith and her husband Damien Schofield have three children called Justin (born July 13, 1991), Heather (born February 13, 1993) and Timothy (born June 16, 1996).

Paul Smith and his wife Jasmine Carson have two sons called George (born October 10, 1996) and Andrew (born December 15, 1999).

Benedict Smith and his wife Jane Johnson have a son called Benjamin (born April 3, 1998).

Katrina Smith has a son from an extramarital affair with Gerald Thompson: Rick (born April 21, 1998).

Peter Lasagne and his wife Lavender Stephenson have two children called Andrew (born July 5, 1993) and Michelle (born November 14, 1996).

Luther Lasagne and his wife Brooke Scott have a daughter called Katherine (born August 4, 1997) and twin sons called Mark and Miles (born August 12, 2000).

Theo Lasagne and his wife Simone Aarons have two children called Boris (born April 13, 2002) and Jessica (born October 2, 2004).

### Great-great-grandchildren

Bitch Lasagne has thirty great-great-grandchildren.

Oliver Lasagne and his wife Makayla Sanden have two sons called Bitch II (born October 5, 2018) and Martin (born July 17, 2020).

Jasmine Lasagne and her husband Aaron Harris have two children called Jessica (born January 14, 2016) and James (born March 10, 2019).

Patricia Jane and her husband Rex Salisbury have three children called Larry (born August 31, 3015), Patrick (born February 28, 2017) and Ava (born November 16, 2020).

Robert Jane has a son from an extramarital affair with Heather Cameron: Daniel (born March 8, 2013).

Jeremy Manson and his wife Hannah Wolf have three children called Terrence (born November 14, 2004), Brooke (born November 3, 2005) and Julian (born January 24, 2007).

Leonardo Johnson and his wife Janice Garrett have two children called Oscar (born January 5, 2018) and Hannah (born May 3, 2020).

Maria Johnson and her husband Thomas Allen have a son called Mark (born December 4, 2019).

Gareth Newton and his wife Harriet Jones have two sons called Henry (born December 12, 2012) and William (born February 27, 2015).

Kelly Newton and her husband Harrison Meredith have two children called Sally (born March 15, 2017) and Zachary (born July 8, 2020).

Simon Lasagne and his wife Chiara Miller have two children called Elijah (born October 26, 2017) and Milly (born June 4, 2019).

Karen Lasagne and her boyfriend Terry O'Donoghue have a daughter called Jennifer (born April 17, 2020).

John Franklin and his wife Madison Ferris have two sons called Murray (born February 6, 2011) and Jared (born June 13, 2014).

Damien Franklin has a daughter from an extramarital affair with Jessica Austin: Harriet (born April 30, 2010).

Justin Schofield and his wife Lily Spear have two children called Tamara (born December 17, 2017) and Brian (born March 8, 2019).

Heather Schofield has a son from an extramarital affair with Ray Douglas: Matthew (born May 9, 2014).

George Smith and his fiancé Andrea Wallace have a daughter called Milly (born December 2, 2019).

Andrew Lasagne and his wife Eleanor Conn have two children called Ella (born January 4, 2017) and Michael (born November 2, 2019).

Michelle Lasagne and her husband David Matthewson have two children called Mary (born February 6, 2019) and Eric (born January 6, 2021).

## Ancestry

Bitch Lasagne's paternal ancestry is traceable to Naples, a city in Italy, in the 14th century. Acario Lasagne, born in Naples in 1333, founded Le Lasagne, a restaurant that still continues in London to this day, and the recipe of lasagne. His grandson, Ladislao Lasagne, the 17th great-grandfather of Bitch Lasagne, was born in 1399 and died of malaria in 1455.

### Parents

#### Martino Lasagne

Bitch Lasagne's father, Martino Lasagne (1870-1901), born in Naples, was the son of Luigi and Carmella Lasagne (née Ricotti). He was a successful restaurant owner in Naples. He was a twenty-first-generation restaurant. Martino was killed in an armed robbery in 1901. His son was born posthumously.

#### Joan Lasagne

Born as Joan DeLuca (1871–1955) in London, she was the daughter of merchant Marco DeLuca and housewife Valentina DeLuca (née Agosti). At age 30, she was widowed when her husband Martino was shot during an armed robbery. Their son was born on the 12th March 1902 and Joan and all living relatives of Bitch Lasagne moved to London

### Grandparents

#### Luigi Lasagne

Luigi Lasagne was born on November 6, 1849 in Naples. He was the only child of Giuseppe Lasagne and Daniela Morone. He married Carmella Ricotti and had one son, who died in 1901. Luigi died on August 18, 1930.

#### Carmella Ricotti

Carmella Lasagne (née Ricotti) was born on September 12, 1853 in Rome and shortly after moved to Naples. She met Luigi Lasagne at the age of 15 and they had their only child Martino when she was 16. She died on December 19, 1940, having outlived her only child.