Captain falcon vs johnny cage

## captain falcon vs johhny cage

the fight

(trap a falcon cage style)

On one of the planet Big Blue's industrial buildings, the F-Zero Grand Prix is underway. From a safe viewing platform, a cameraman observes the racers in their vehicles speeding across the circuit. The camera then zooms out to get a view of the cameraman's host, Hollywood action star Johnny Cage.

**Johnny**: You recording? Yeah? OK. We're at the F-Zero Grand Prix, snagging some clips for my latest flick! That guy there?

Johnny cage points to Captain Falcon, with the latter glancing at the former.

**Johnny**: That's who I'll be playing! Yeah, you're looking at the next Captain Falcon! It's gonna be a pretty sweet gig for--

(\*Captain Falcon rudely interrupted johnny cage\*)

**Captain Falcon**: Hey! Did you say YOU'RE the next Falcon?

**Johnny**: Uhh, yeah?

**Captain Falcon**: Only one who can surpass Falcon can become Falcon! Show me your moves!

annoncer: fight

The F-Zero champion wastes no time in landing blow upon rapid blow on Cage before knocking him back out of camera view and onto another platform. But Johnny is no way deterred.

**Johnny**: You wanna go? Let's dance!

*Swiftly, he tears off his tuxedo, bearing nothing but his shorts. A "Bring it" hand gesture encourages the Captain to charge in with a shoulder ram. Johnny quickly dodges it and kicks the racer forward with a kick before using his mystical powers to dash forward to uppercut his opponent and slam him on the ground. Falcon quickly gets up and combos Cage before launching his foe ahead of him with his foot.*

**Captain Falcon**: Falcon Kick!

*As Johnny recovers from the attack, the Captain slides through him with his burning foot before turning around and launching him with the Raptor Boost. Falcon then uses the Falcon Kick in the air once again before hitting Cage a few more times and grabbing him with the Falcon Dive.*

**Captain Falcon**: Yes!

*The explosion from the attack sends the actor on the ground dizzy. Falcon tries to take advantage by unleashing his ultimate technique.*

**Captain Falcon**: Falcon Punch!

Just as his hand ignites and goes forward, Johnny quickly does the splits and punches the racer in his balls. Falcon grabs his balls and steps back in pain.

**Captain Falcon**: Wooahh... You... Ugh... Uhd... Who'd... Oagh... Ugh!

*Cage stands up smiling and points his thumb down.*

**Johnny**: You know what they say, "All's fair in show business!"

**Captain Falcon**: Nobody says that!

*Johnny charges forward and rapidly punches the Captain dive kicking him out of the area. Both stumble over and fall onto the race track.*

**Johnny**: Whoopsie!

*They land on the White Cat, where Falcon bull kicks Cage and sends him onto the Blood Hawk. Johnny fires his Plasmic Bolt, which takes out the vehicle as the Captain narrowly avoids it. Falcon dodges the next two projectiles that take out the Black Bull and Golden Fox before landing on the Blood Hawk to kick his opponent. The two then continuously punch and narrowly miss each other.*

**Johnny**: You sports types really take auditions seriously!

*Both counter each other's rapid punches blow for blow before Cage punches Falcon in the gut and sends him off with the Shadow Uppercut. The Captain slides backward before leaping forward with his iconic Knee of Justice.*

**Johnny**: So cool!

*Johnny is launched backward after getting a faceful of knee before he is sent forward by a boost pad. He skids on the track before he lands on a dash zone that speeds him forward. While suffering from intense rug burn at first, he stands up and jumps on the boost pads to gain continuous momentum.*

*He avoids a Raptor Boost before throwing the Captain into another dash zone and delivers a high-speed beatdown. He uppercuts Falcon hard enough to crack his opponent's skull before tapping into his green mystical powers to punch the racer forward and deliver a devastating Shadow Kick. Falcon eventually recovers from the assault and starts coughing up blood as a glowing Cage slowly walks forward.*

**Johnny**: Am I good enough for you now?

**Captain Falcon**: Come on!

*The Captain then summons his F-Zero racing machine, the Blue Falcon. He drives his vehicle straight into Johnny, who starts continuously punching the windshield.*

**Captain Falcon**: Boost Fire!

*Falcon starts rapidly spinning his vehicle to overpower Johnny, who screams in pain before he is launched into the air. As his damaged body slowly spirals downwards, the Captain leaps out of his machine before delivering his ultimate finishing move.*

captain falcon: FALCON PUNCH!!!

*The resulting explosion from the attack sends shock waves through the racetrack. Falcon lands safely on the road right next to Johnny's dismembered arm. He then proudly takes off his scarf and lets it fly in the wind.*

captain falcon: only one can be worthy

announcer: k.o