Lost THX Tex Trailer: Tex and The Lizard

Warning: The following story contains graphic violence that might not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

Cyborg Kadin, Iron Kadin, Flint Marko, Dr. Murtis, Officer J, Mr. Rod, and I were corned by The Lizard. He licked his lips as he eyed us all.

"Well, well, well," said The Lizard. "I'm in for a huge snack tonight, aren't I?"

"Curt, you don't have to do this!" yelled Flint.

"Curt?!" I said, in shock.

"Yes, his name is Dr. Curt Connors," said Flint. "He wants this wedding the most."

"Yes, I do," said Dr. Connors as he held up another trailer, titled Tex and The Lizard. "Watch."

He put the DVD into the TV and the usual warning came up:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote the upcoming King Von album, despite it not being THX-certified. This trailer contains violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"If it's my friends being tortured or Oceanna getting harassed by Tex, I don't want to see it," I said, in anger.

Unfortunately, the trailer still opened with Toppy and Dave being forced to show Tex their wedding recipes they made in the Tex and Electro trailer. Some of it looked tasty. There were cocktail weenies, shrimp, crab legs, lobster tails, steaks, porkchops, chicken wings, cheese and crackers, wild boar, pheasants, sides of beef, creme brulee, and more. Tex was walking back and forth, dictator-style, as he observed the food.

"Looks very good," said Tex.

"Thanks," said Toppy. "Are me, Dave, and Oceanna free to..."

"BUT IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" yelled Tex, as he threw all of the food at Toppy and Dave. "My wedding is in ten days and this is the best that you can do?! Cocktail weenies?! Cheese and crackers?!"

"Tex, calm down," said Dave.

"NO!" yelled Tex. "Do all of this again, and do it properly this time. Or, I'll send you to Rod to be made into ice cream."

At that moment, The Lizard called Tex on his phone.

"Oh, great," said Tex, as he answered the phone. "Let me guess: Kadin and his team escaped The Sandman."

"No," said The Lizard. "The Sandman is working with them now."

"WHAT?!" yelled Tex. "That sandy Sam Raimi-movie traitor!"

"He will be here soon!" yelled Toppy. "You'll be sorry!"

"Shut up, goat simp!" yelled Tex, as he pressed a button that sent Toppy and Dave back to their cages. "So Curt, tell me your story."

"Well," said The Lizard. "I was a well-respected scientist at Oscorp, who was close to making a breakthrough in limb regeneration. I successfully created a formula that regenerates limbs with the help of Spider-Man. But I was forced to rush into human trials. I told Norman no, then they fired me. So, I tested it on myself and successfully regenerated my arm. But in doing so, I also became a lizard. So to this day, my number one goal in life is to turn everyone into lizards, so there can be no more disabilities."

"Well, I know two people that you can test your serum on during my wedding and their names are Toppy the Goat Simp and Dave the Anime," said Tex. "Together, we can make the entire multiverse into lizards!"

The deep note played as The Lizard and Tex laughed. Then, "The Audience is Listening" and "To be continued.." appeared on the screen.

I was shocked after watching that trailer. I didn't want my friends to be turned into lizards by a psycho robot and lizard.

"You see," said The Lizard. "When I make everyone in the multiverse into lizards, there will be a world of no more disabilities. Only normal fol..."

At that moment, Flint punched The Lizard square in the jaw, knocking him out cold.

"We gotta go to the casino!" yelled Flint.

We all ran down to the casino to try and find Zurg, as he said he would be mopping floors in the casino as well. But as soon as we went to the bar area, we saw a man in a baseball cap walk up to us.

"Hello, strangers," said the man.

"Um, hi?" I said. "Do I know you?"

"No, I just moved here," said the man.

"You mean "We just moved here?" said a mysterious voice coming from the man.

Everyone gasped after hearing the voice.

"Who was that?" I asked, terrified.

"Eddie, these are the people Tex wanted us to bring to them," said the voice.

"Venom, you are right," said Eddie. "But we can't let that psycho kill them. Based on what I heard, they're just trying to stop a wedding from happening, so that they can save the multiverse."

"OK," I said. "What is going on here? Who are you guys?"

"My name is Eddie Brock," said Eddie.

"And I am Venom," said Venom.

Venom, or at least this version, would be of great use to us during our attempts to assemble the team and escape this crazy hotel.

(To be continued...)