Peacock/quotes

## Something's Not Right Here...

* "My tail isn't broken, is it!? I couldn't without my feath-"
* "But my..."
* "Don't tell me I'm a…"
* "Yep, no fur. Though I thought humans had a little bit of it."
* "At least that's normal. Except, it's quite pointy. Maybe it's just like that for some humans."
* "So I am me, but I'm not."
* "Alright, time to get this done."
* “I don't understand how humans can do this all day.”
* "One hard part down, one more to go. Just one foot in front of the other."
* "I think I'm starting to get the hang of this!"
* "Hello?"
* "Yeah, I'm over here."
* "What's up with your hair?"
* "Well it… Nevermind."
* "What do you mean 'Inkling'?"
* "Oooohhhh, no, you've got it wrong. I'm a human."
* "Inkling? Octoling? What are you going on about? I'm a human, I've got the limbs and stuff just like they do."
* "What in the world…"
* "Oh, right, sorry. It's Peacock."
* "Uh... Yeah, I guess so."
* "So... What are these 'Inklings' and 'Octolings' you mentioned?"
* "And the difference between them is…?"
* "And the what?"
* "What the hell-"
* "Can I do that too?"
* "But... How?"
* "Ok..."
* "Just one more try..."
* "I did it! It sure feels weird though… But I think- Wait why did I turn back?"
* "So you're telling me, that you just fight each other for fun? And people don't get hurt?"
* "Uh huh… So tell me more about this 'Octoling' thing. They just, showed up?”
* "And everyone just let them come in."
* "Ok then..."
* "What... Are those."
* "'Ight."
* "That didn't feel too bad."
* "Ya think?"
* “Whatever, let's just get to the next one."
* "This one feels pretty good."
* "Yeah, I'd be ok with that."
* "Hey, Delta?"
* "It's been... Quite a day, to say the least. But I feel like I have to be honest with you."
* "I... Haven't always been an 'Inkling'. Not until today, that is."
* "Ok I know this might be hard to believe but... Well first off, do you know what a raccoon is? By any chance?"
* "Please don't mention the trash thing, It gets a bit tiring after hearing that for the millionth time, especially since I'd consider it some kind of stereotype, even though some do... Er, did."
* "Anyway... I'm one of those. Was. It um... It's kinda... Hard to explain... It's, ok I don't really know how to say this, but I was a raccoon. With biological peacock feathers on my tail. But now I'm not. Instead I'm some humanoid squid that has no idea what happened."
* "You said all mammals- Except for the Judds of course- went extinct a while ago so I guess I technically could be? It's a bit confusing, honestly. But I just felt like I needed to tell someone. But don't go blabbing about it to anyone else though, ya got it?"
* "Mmm, yeah, I guess that's true. Right now I think I've accepted that this'll be the way things are, and I should just get used to it. Speaking of... Do ya think you've got time to do a Turf War?"

## Dynamic Duo

* "Uh, yeah."
* "No thanks."
* "I mean, that's what we're here for, right?"
* "Delta said these would be good for Tower Control, so I went out and bought some."
* "I- I main the Aerospray RG and the Neo Splash-O-Matic, though recently I've been using the Neo Splash a lot more."
* "So are we gunna start this or what?"
* "Well, I grew up uh… Around. Y'know, multiple different places."
* "It was more like Delta introduced me to Splatsville…"
* "There was this… Bird, yeah. And I had to try and catch it, but when I grabbed it it kicked me in the face. You know, with its talon."
* "Heh, I was already ready."
* "Looks like it'll be at Hammerhead, I'll make an ink path to the Tower so we can swim to it quickly."
* "Nice."
* "Don't worry, I've got-"
* "Stupid Charger…"
* "I'd rather get here on my own, thanks."
* "We're at the last checkpoint!"
* "Uh yeah, it went pretty well."
* "Couldn't you just… Look them up in history books or something? I mean… If they were all that great then surely they would've survived extinction."
* "And for the Judds, I don't really see the problem with them. If they're not doing anything bad and just judging matches, then there's nothing to worry about, right?"
* "Maybe the guy just wanted a way to communicate better. And I guess, I haven't been here very long."
* "I came here because… I uh, well I heard how it was the 'City Of Chaos' and y'know I thought that sounded pretty interesting."
* "Hey looks like the next match is ready."
* "Don't tell me that's the best you've got for this match."
* "Ow-"
* "Ok ok I get it, don't mess with you right now."
* "Y'know I would've thought these guys would've been tougher but-"
* "Look out!"
* "Uh, yeah no problem."
* "It's over there!"
* "Sure."
* "It's… Fine. Let's just finish this match!"
* “Yeah, I’d say it went pretty well.”
* "I wonder if we'll get Brinewater at some point, it looks like it's also on rotation."
* "Not exactly, I don't think I could say that about a weapon."
* "It's whatever… I'm sure it'll just bruise up or something."
* "So um, the first impressions might not have been the greatest, but I don't think you're that bad of an Octoling…"
* "Oh the next match it up, that was pretty quick."
* "Looks like this one is on Brinewater, I bet this'll be… Interesting, at least."
* "I don't think so!"
* "Let's do it!"
* "Are you… Carrying me?”
* "Uh, ok."
* “Ack- We can’t get distracted, there’s an objective to play!”
* "I think so. It didn't really hurt that much."
* "Got it!"
* "Watch out!"
* "Dang it- Don't let them grab it!"
* "Heck yeah!"
* "For only two hours, it sure feels like it's been a lot longer."
* "So uh, when do you think Delta will be back?"
* "Y-You know!?"
* "She asked me to watch her Smallfry one time and I was walking with him outside before he… Pushed me down a sewer drain which led to Alterna."
* "I- Ok maybe pushed isn't the right word. More like tripped or something. It- It's not that important."
* "... Yeah. Agent 6. Took them a while though, I had to fight some crazy ladies and their fish 'cause they wanted to kill me for some reason."
* "Yeah the news reporters or whatever they are."
* "Why the '.2'?"
* "I guess that makes sense. And I don't see why we need to call them 1 and 2, when it's pretty obvious they're Callie and Marie."
* "It went… Well. You never mentioned that she was also an Agent."
* "Hey don't go around telling people that!"
* "Right now? Are you sure you don't want to do someth- Oh ok."
* "She let it slip when we were talking."
* "Implying...?"
* "Phew, those last few matches were .. Something else."
* "Despite some… Complications, I'd say that she isn't that bad."
* "I mean if you WANT to get punched in the face then be my guest."
* "I-It was nothing!"

## Agent Work

* "Ok ok, I give up, you win."
* "Hey! It's not my fault, I didn't wake up and think, 'Oh I sure do help Delta's stu- Erm, I meant- Delta's fish makes me end up in Alterna!'"
* "Nah not her!"
* “I don't see why she needs to bring someone else with her.”
* "Anna?"
* “We've done Grizzco shifts together, and a few Turf Wars. She's actually pretty good, you'd be surprised at how many Salmonids she can take on.”
* "Are they always buzzkills at moments like this?"
* “Dunno but at least they figured out how to count. For the most part. Still don't get why they skipped the number five though.”
* “Why is it so dang dark in here…”
* “Don't tell me you brought us out here for nothing. We had things we were gonna do but we came out here instead.”
* “It um, yeah. It's-”
* “And we're just standing here? If it's such a bad problem then why don't we go do something about it?”
* “Well that wasn't too hard.”
* “Wait… Where are the others??”
* “I wouldn't stick around if I were you!”
* “What is this… Thing.”
* “Do you just regularly deal with these things?”
* “You mean the Big Runs!? There's always seven rings when it happens and there's big King Salmonids that invade the city.”
* “Thanks for saving me, by the way. And for y'know, coming back to look for me.”
* “Surprised that she's the one who remembered.”
* “Is that all we had to do here? Ride this thing to the end?”
* “Invisible paths…?”
* “What do we do with it?”
* “So now do we… Go back?”
* “It wasn't THAT big of a deal…”
* “Is showing up at random times your thing now?”
* “How many of these things do we have to do anyway?”
* “For something being so serious they've sure got some good music down here.”
* “Talk about an audience.”
* “Hey Callie! Can't you just like… Stop being kidnapped or something and come back.”
* “So is that a no…?”
* “So… Does this guy regularly show up and pick fights or…?”
* "Whatever."
* “That seems a little excessive…”
* "Get off!"
* "Well that was easier than I thought… Hey Callie! Are you gunna come down now?”
* “Looks like she's just unconscious. I'd be surprised if she didn't have a bruise from that shot… Are we gunna have to carry her back?”
* "Couldn't we just leave him here? This is where he lives. I think.”
* “Geez I'm exhausted, don't tell me you guys do these whole-day missions regularly.”
* "You guys got job descriptions? Wish I got something like that instead of being thrown into it right away.”
* “I don't know what this guy's done or why exactly it's such a big deal but I don't see why it’d change what we think about you.”
* "Oh right, guess we never did that before.”
* ”I'll go ahead and get my gear on and wait for you guys in the lobby.”
* “Still don't know how I got roped into this Agent mess but I've gotta say I think I could get used to it.”

## Other

* "Is that a frying pan?"
* "Look what you did."