Georgie

**George Jones,** also known by other names like **White Lightning,** is a user who participated in the early days of *Mushroom City Car Wash.* He was notorious for godmodding, badly written and ill-fitting characters, and unnecessary politicization of a *Super Mario* roleplay thread. He was eventually banned from the *Mushroom City Car Wash* thread, and from MarioBoards as a whole some years later once it was discovered he was just a sockpuppet of a previously banned user. George Jones is merely the username he used; the real George Jones was a musician[source needed] famous for a song called "White Lightning". Despite this, many users refer to him as **Georgie**, derisively or otherwise.

This page is a compilation of all the characters played by White Lightning, with the exceptions of characters from major blockbuster films such as *The Matrix* as well as real people, living or deceased, from Freddie Mercury to Vladimir Putin.

## Flora

**Flora Bismarck** is a *Fire Emblem* character who White Lightning (the user) was quite obsessed with. After a life of crime, the character was brought to trial. She eventually broke out of prison, and was recaptured. This apparently made her forfeit her trial under Mushroom Kingdom law, and earned her the highest penalty- the death sentence. Flora attempted to delay the execution by being pregnant, but it was decided to deletus the fetus as well. Flora was killed by lethal injection shortly after having a comically oversized cake dropped on her.

Almost immediately after her death, the identical **Flora II** appeared. Flora II was allegedly the canonically unborn embryo Flora I was carrying, who traveled back from the future to warn about Skynet. This caused a series of characters to come back in time, each claiming the previous was responsible for Judgement Day. Eventually, a character called Flora, either being Flora II or a clone of Flora I or a time-traveling Flora I or an alternate universe counterpart or whatever it was, became a regular character to fill the Flora quota. A ghoulish spectre of the original Flora, now openly evil, appeared at some point, and despite being initially opposed by fellow RPers such as Long John Spaghetti, most users relented for the sake of the arc continuing.

## White Lightning

**White Lightning** was a character who existed and that's all there really is to say on the matter.

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## Trivia

* After being removed from *Mushroom City Car Wash,* White Lightning created *The White Lightning Roleplay* to continue his characters' story from where *Car Wash* left off. This RP was forcibly closed after four pages due to reasons that should be obvious.
* White Lightning would also start an account on the ZeldaDunegon forums, only to be banned after allegedly making comments implying that Adolf Hitler was not a real person.
* He was also active on the Zelda Universe forums until around 2021.

## Notes

1. ↑ White Lightning has since claimed to have come out as non-binary. The veracity of this is disputable due to literally everything else White Lightning has said in their entire life. However, crazier things have happened, and so if a consensus of Car Washers decide to refer to White Lightning as they/them then those shall be the pronouns used. Until then, he/him shall be the standard.
2. ↑ After several minutes of Googling, I have found no real-world precedent for this, so I can only assume Neptune made it up on the spot.