Kilo Edgewirtz

*"How do you think I get away with murdering the witnesses? I bribe the judges, and they always find the defendant guilty. Then, I have unlimited power." - Kilo Edgewirtz to Junk Gumtion.*

### Relatives

Junk Gumtion (Homunculus) (artificial son)

## Appearances

### Appears in

Junk Gumtion, Reporting For Duty

Kilo Edgewirtz: Ace Alchemist

Peanix Wringus 0: Turnabout Zero

### Cameo Appearances

Mayonnaise Fart's Journey to find out about Herself and Massachusetts

**Kilo Edgewirtz** is a psychotic prosecutor, who kills witnesses like it's open season. He is the rival of Peanix Wringus, although it's a very one sided rivalry, as Peanix Wringus doesn't take cases if Edgewirtz is the prosecutor. Marvin Grossberg got Edgewirtz off the hook for murder multitudes of times. Edgewirtz has never been the sanest of Prosecutors, he's killed several people in the past just because he didn't like how their voices sounded. He eventually learned alchemy, with the assistance of a Philosopher's Stone.

## History

### Backstory

Kilo Edgewirtz was at some point as a child, stuck in an elevator with his dad. He also threw a gun while in the elevator, and assumed it shot his dad. However, the bullet went through the window, and hit Chaos-kun's mother in the shoulder, and she shot Edgewirtz's dad.

### Junk Gumtion, Reporting for Duty

After shooting Junk Gumtion in the head, Edgewirtz took over his case investigating the murder of Yuxriyari Jaridari, eventually leading him to Chaos-kun, and promptly shot out both his kneecaps, and drove him into the Grand Canyon, where Edgewirtz still resides to this day.

### Kilo Edgewirtz, Ace Alchemist

At the bottom of the Grand Canyon, after running from the mysterious purple aura, Edgewirtz found a door that led to Father's lair. Father gave Edgewirtz a Philosopher's Stone for free, and told him to ascend the canyon to be a "true mortal". Father kicked Edgewirtz out of his lair when he sacrificed Ryan to create Junk Gumtion the Homunculus. After this, he shot the fake Detective, and wrote a letter full of lies to Junk Gumtion's family, and put an alchemic bomb in the envelope.

After disentigrating Chaos-kun in the Grand Canyon, Edgewirtz shot up "Junk Gumtion", he exited the Grand Canyon using alchemy, before eating a bag of tree stars that he found. After napping, Edgewirtz noticed an army of Nazis entering the Grand Canyon to retrieve Chaos-kun's skull. He turned to leave, but the Nazi's followed him, claiming that he knew too much. After creating a private jet, and someone to pilot it, Edgewirtz eventually ended up in the village of Ishval, conveniently as his Philosopher's Stone ran out of juice. Kilo Edgewirtz jammed 550 people of Ishval into his Philosopher's Stone,

After eventually creating the plane again and flying away from Ishval, Nazis started attacking the plane in the air, crashing through the windows. Eventually, Rudol von Stroheim appeared and threw Edgewirtz out of the window, and towards the Grand Canyon, then threw the plane at the already falling Edgewirtz. Edgewirtz was able to create a devil made of Anti-Matter in the form of Gassy Oldpurse, and threw it at the plane, causing an explosion, disintegrating Stroheim, but Edgewirtz wasn't able to stop his fall, and he crashed back into the Grand Canyon.

### Quotes

* "How do you think I get away with murdering the witnesses? I bribe the judges, and they always find the defendant guilty. Then, I have unlimited power."
* "Calm down? Junk, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you because killing is wrong! The voices in my head tell me to!"
* "Take that, f\*ckface."
* "Your mom is a f\*\*\*king ugly cow!"