Sock

**Sock** is a player character from Professor Proxy's Wild Ride, played by RottenDoll. He is a velociraptor from the Cretaceous period best known for his love of cream cheese.

## Personality

Sock acts purely on instinct, being a somewhat chaotic presence. He loves cream cheese, desperately chasing it down whenever the opportunity arises.

## History

### Professor Proxy's Wild Ride

When Professor Proxy brought Sock on the bus, Sock had a realistic depiction of a panic attack due to being thrust into a new environment with a bunch of strangers who are speaking a language he does not understand. After a moment, he is given a collar by Proxy that allows his speech to be translated.

When the party went to the Whaley House, somehow **Sock** remained unnoticed by Corinne, perhaps due to her bad eyesight. Once let in, Sock raids Corinne's fridge, devouring all of the cream cheese and meat from the fridge. When Nacho set Corinne ablaze, Sock ate her remains happily. In the bathroom, Sock attempted to poop in the bathtub, which cause Anna Whaley to manifest. Sock attempted to bite her, not realizing she was incorporeal. Sock was among the ones who hurled plentiful insults at Anna, and later peed in her son's bed, causing him to manifest and causing both of them to cry. Sock was the first to harass Yankee Jim about supposedly having smegma, later joined by Evan. After Gerard taunted Thomas Sr. about having smegma, Sock joined in, demanding him to prove he doesn't have smegma.

Sock was present for the visit to prohibition-era America, but did not do much of note while there. He stole one of the bottles of moonshine for himself, shoving cream cheese down the spout of the bottle, mixing an unholy concoction and rendering the whole bottle his.

On Anima Vendide, Sock attacked and later ate known fugitive Clib Jubley, stealing Walt Disney's frozen head for himself and holding it hostage in exchange for more cream cheese. Once he was given the cream cheese, the head was returned and Sock was no longer a threat to society.

When the party entered the Space Between Spaces, Sock gnawed off the foot of the Bagman, causing him to leave and allowing the party to claim their Flux Capacitor.

When the party went to medieval Scotland and followed Killgore into the forest, Sock tried to rizz up Killgore, but failed. In response, Kander Jr. disassembled him, giving Sock his pelvis. Sock later had a threesome with the Nuckelavee and Liquid Chris, Sock in particular lasting 5 hours.

After returning to the bus, Sock got lost for an extended period of time in the Quantum Fridge, going on a long search for cream cheese. He got out just in time for the party to travel to Neo Columbus thanks to the P.S.S. raiding them. Sock attacked one of the grunts, finding a stash of cream cheese on his person. When Sock got detained, he witnessed the vision of the All Father, as did everyone else in the party.

Sock did not do much for the remainder of the campaign, but did dart out of the way of the Obliterator at lightning-fast pace.

## Notable Moments

* Having a realistic depiction of a panic attack
* Somehow not being seen as a dinosaur by Corinne
* Pooping in the bathtub
* Starting the smegma harassment
* Eating Clib Jubley
* Gnawing off the Bagman's foot
* Having a 5-hour-long threesome with the Nuckelavee and Liquid Chris
* Getting lost in the Quantum Fridge

## Trivia

* Sock is the first dinosaur of any species in a Flafa D&D campaign.
* Sock holds the record for longest intercourse with another character, with 5 hours, beating the previous holder, Gnorbitt, who had only three.