Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 3

***Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 3*** is the third chapter in Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1.

## Synopsis

Mean old Terri Toth store owners burst from the goons and thin air as they crush Damon Packley clones. One screams about how much he dislikes “ugly black geeks” in Pig Latin, but he and several goons are severely injured by the Rage Sword and Past Raids. Across the Pack Department, engineers have sex with various associates while Katie Bunson and Jago appear. Jago’s teeth rot progressively as he becomes more obsessed with making fun of Packley and even claiming Packley is “broke”. However, one of the Damon Packley clones shows Jago an IRA, cashed life insurance policy, 401K, secondary passive income and more funds revealing that the “ugly dude nobody likes” has more money than the people constantly picking on him. Jago, in disbelief squeals and attempts to commit suicide but he’s impaled by a Past Raid. As he dies, several ops managers, processors and some mean elderly lady prepare to take Jago to the kingdom’s infirmary where he can recover and be instilled with the hatred of everyone in West 4 Worthyzone.

Katie Bunson challenges the clones despite being fakes and obliterates them with raw physical strength. In addition to this, she implements several strange bully tactics such as laughing at Packley from afar, saying Packley “looks old”, and submerging some Packley clones with blobs of fat. Katie Bunson farts a Kirstin Holystar that kisses Packley and massages his penis. The fight becomes stranger and drawn out as the clones become gradually worn out. An impressed Gorge Gaiden watches, but he soon learns Midihr Westforth is defeating several associates with ease. Whitley charges at him, but she’s tripped into a conveyor that absorbs her life force. Gorge runs to save Whitley but it’s too late when the conveyor contains her entire body. Gorge grabs the conveyor and instills himself with the unfriendliness of Whitley and all Pack goons, becoming a large amalgamation of evil. Midihr fights back against him, causing damage into the kingdom and interrupting Katie and the Damon Packley clones’ battle.

Katie calls back her cellulite and expands her body so that she can escape with Packley as a prisoner. An engineer and Safety goon restricts Packley clones as they escape. The pack department goes into ruin, with Gorge using Framed Portraits of Face Monger and Lou Jacobs to fight Westforth. Despite his powers, Midihr Westforth *loses* defending himself against Gorge, who activates dragon-headed pack friends inside his conveyor-style body. The amplified Gorge Gaiden seemingly *kills* Westforth and promptly celebrates. Gorge runs off to spread the good news to the entire kingdom, as Leonard Pickerton appears with his laptop and learning king vest. The learning king serial killer relays the events of the HR Rage Knights’ fight to a faraway entity, Jimmy Irons.

Elsewhere, Daniel Packblott insists he and the *real* Damon Packley follow Katie Bunson, Safety and engineers as the group head to Winston Salem.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* Jimmy Irons the Iron Guitarist is mentioned.

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*