When Cancer Invades an RP

NOTE: This is not the full RP, this is what only what could be recovered.

* I never turn backAden goes to the helicopter
* Aden accidently steps on some newly born cancer
* Aden: AHHH
* 8:46Beckitten27beck: aden!
* 8:46I never turn backAden ends up in a sitcom house
* The cancer can change reality
* That's how powerful it is
* 8:46Beckitten27beck: this isn't fair... i'm completely useless
* beck: it's starting to piss me off
* 8:47Finn168719Gandhi's nukes started having an ability to change reality
* 8:47Finn168719Because of that, Gandhi fires nukes at the Sitcom house
* 8:47TheEnderGamerThe cancer is destroyed
* 8:47I never turn backcancer keeps getting made of sacculina and
* \*cordyceps
* More cancer gets made
* 8:48Dudegi WC\*someone rings on the phone\*
* 8:48I never turn backAden gets the phone
* 8:48Beckitten27beck: face it... there's nothing we can do at this point
* 8:48Finn168719http://ci.memecdn.com/250/9178250.jpg Gandhi evolves into his final form, which can kill diseases with nuclear explosions
* 8:48Beckitten27beck: WHAT AM I SAYING?
* 8:48Dudegi WCPhone Person: \*gun noise\* This is a robbery!
* 8:48TheEnderGamerThe cancer, cordyceps, sacculina and everything else is destroyed by the nuclear explosions
* 8:48Beckitten27beck: i can't give up that easily!
* 8:49Dudegi WC\*bullets shoot through the phone\*
* 8:49Finn168719And the nuclear explosions have the ability to rebuild houses, and to heal people
* 8:49I never turn backMore cordyceps get formws because they are basiclly gods
* \*formed
* lmao
* 8:49Beckitten27beck goes to do something
* 8:49Finn168719Gandhi has became the destroyer of all gods
* 8:49Dudegi WC\*bullets hit cancer\*
* 8:50Beckitten27just out of being pissed
* 8:50Dudegi WC\*cancer turn bullets into bullet bill\*
* \*bullet bill from fanfiction.net\*
* 8:50Finn168719Gandhi sprays the entire earth with nuclear bombs, turning Earth into a diseaseless world
* 8:51I never turn backAden has no idea where he is, and some little tads of cancer on his foot are making him hallucinate
* Aden: man, i really hate cacner
* \*cancer
* Aden hallucinates Illuminati
* Aden: AHH
* 8:51Dudegi WC\*gandhi's nukes get blocked\*
* 8:51Beckitten27beck: i hope aden's ok
* 8:51Dudegi WC\*by adblock\*
* \*cuz they were playing ads\*
* 8:52I never turn backhe hallucinates Aggmen
* Aden: WHAT THE
* he hallucinates cancer
* 8:52Finn168719The Gandhi nukes started to overflow the solar system
* 8:52I never turn backAden: IM GONNA GET OUT OF HERE
* he hallucinates the sketch book
* Aden: huh?
* 8:52Finn168719Aden sees whole bunch of Gandhi nukes, which he thought were a hallucination
* 8:52I never turn backAden: i just got to go
* 8:52Dudegi WC\*then aden for real sees cancer but thinks it's another hallucination\*
* Finn damnit
* 8:53TheEnderGamerThe nukes all explode
* 8:53I never turn backAden: i just got to go
* 8:53Beckitten27beck tries to find aden
* 8:53I never turn backAden: these things wont do anything!
* 8:53Finn168719Aden stops seeing hallucinations due to the Gandhi nukes
* 8:53TheEnderGamerAll cancer and sacculina and cordyceps and whatever
* Including the one on Aden's foot
* 8:53Finn168719The Gandhi nukes cures the nearby solar systems from diseases
* 8:54Dudegi WC\*more cancer starts spawning\*
* \*but they can see where it's coming from\*
* 8:54Beckitten27beck: please let aden be o
* 8:54TheEnderGamerThe cancer is destroyed by more nukes
* 8:54Beckitten27ok
* 8:54I never turn backAden touches the cancer, which he thinks is nothing
* 8:54Finn168719The Gandhi nukes started overflowing the Milky Way Galaxy
* 8:55Dudegi WC\*Gandhi nuke hits frieza's ship\*
* 8:55I never turn backAden turns cancerous
* 8:55TheEnderGamerFrieza: crap
* 8:55Finn168719Frieza gets cured of Wrath
* 8:55Dudegi WCKing Cold: GREAT NOW WE HAVE NO SHIP FOR THE HELP TO FLY
* 8:55Finn168719Because of that, Frieza became a hippie
* 8:55Dudegi WCKing Cold: MINIONS BUILD ME A SHIP
* 8:55I never turn backAden turns Emo, likes Sonic fanfiction, turns emo, cuts his wrists, dyes his hair, and many more because of the cancer he touches
* 8:55Finn168719And then Frieza starts spreading the way of peace
* 8:55TheEnderGamerFrieza gets sunglasses and buys a van
* 8:56Beckitten27beck: it's almost like the world is TRYING to piss me off!
* 8:56I never turn backBecause of the Cancer, Aden sings this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7LK7W4TvV4
* WARNING
* SWEARS IN THAT
* just to let you know
* 8:56TheEnderGamerThe cancer is destroyed by more nukes
* 8:57I never turn backwait
* is aden saved
* 8:57Finn168719Yus
* Because Gandhi nukes
* And Gandhi is immune to cancer
* 8:57I never turn backhmm
* if beck is ammune to cancer
* 8:58Dudegi WC\*Gandhi is running low on nuke ammo\*
* 8:58I never turn backand so is gahndhi
* 8:58Finn168719Yus
* 8:58I never turn backmaybe he can lose his ability to turn cancerous
* 8:58Dudegi WC\*smaller cancer things are still popping up\*
* 8:58Finn168719Gandhi starts evolving to have infinite gandhi nukes
* 8:58Dudegi WC\*they are coming from a spot in the ground\*
* \*it looks disturbed\*
* 8:58Finn168719The Gandhi nukes started to overflow the universe
* 8:58Dudegi WC\*gandhi nukes crash the server\*
* 8:59Beckitten27beck: wait, that must be the source!
* beck: therefore if i can somehow do something there this will be over!
* 8:59I never turn backAden tries to fin his friends
* 8:59Beckitten27beck: but what to do?
* 8:59I never turn backAden somehow finds beck
* Aden: HEY BECK!
* 9:00Finn168719The Gandhi nukes goes on another server and then rams the server into another server
* Causing multiple servers to crash into each other
* Unleashing the Giga Gandhi Nuclear explosion
* 9:01Dudegi WC\*the servers sue each other\*
* 9:01Beckitten27beck: i think i found the source of the problem
* 9:01I never turn backAden: good!
* 9:01Beckitten27beck: i just don't know how to fix it
* 9:01Dudegi WC\*more cancer shows up that is immediately vaporized
* 9:01I never turn backAden: yeah
* 9:01Dudegi WC\*because nukes\*
* 9:01I never turn backAden: i know this is unrealated, but my wrists hurt
* 9:03Dudegi WC\*beck can faintly hear some crazy old man laughing\*
* \*it sounds like mr. tinfoil\*
* 9:03Beckitten27beck: it probably has something to do with the cancer actually
* 9:04I never turn backAden: yeah- WAIT IS THAT THE DADDY LEAFY MAN
* 9:04Beckitten27beck: i hope not
* beck: i don't like dealing with nutjobs
* Finn168719 has left the chat.
* 9:05Dudegi WC\*a cancer wad shoots out from the ground\*
* \*it tries to take a form before getting vaporized\*
* 9:05I never turn backAden: me eith- Mr. Tinfoil Man appears
* Mr. Tinfoil Man: DADDY LEAFY
* 9:06Beckitten27beck: oh god, i have no time or patience for this
* 9:06I never turn backMr. Tin Foil Man: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE GETTING RID OF THE LOVELY MEDICINE?
* 9:06Beckitten27beck: that's cancer idiot
* 9:06Dudegi WCFeminazi: WE MUST KILL THEM IN THE NAME OF WOMEN'S PRIVATE PARTS
* Feminazi: BECAUSE THEY MADE ALL OF YOU
* \*Feminazi try to punch aden\*
* 9:07Beckitten27beck: there's bigger problems!
* 9:07I never turn backAden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
* Mr Tin Foil Man says this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JMimrcFOgM
* He also does this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4uGvsBT9k4
* 9:09Dudegi WC\*Feminazi throw the multiple tinfoil men at aden and beck\*
* 9:10I never turn backMr Tin Foil Man preforms this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8dt2TW695Y
* Aden: STOP!
* 9:10Dudegi WC\*tinfoil man is spawning more cancer than can be vaporized\*
* 9:10Beckitten27beck: crap!
* 9:10Dudegi WC\*he's also surrounded in some blue aura\*
* \*that keeps him from being cleaned\*
* \*feminazi also has it\*
* 9:12I never turn backMr. Tin Foil Man: pyrocynical
* 9:12Beckitten27beck: if i can't help them, i'll have to take desperate measures... i don't want to have to do that!
* User909 has left the chat.
* 9:13Dudegi WChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtSCr\_v3JTY
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 9:13Dudegi WC\*this starts playing from tinfoil man's bag\*
* 9:14I never turn backAden: what do we do!
* 9:14Dudegi WC\*aura streams can be seen coming from the ground\*
* \*I wonder if THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER THE GROUND\*
* 9:15Beckitten27beck decides to investigate the source further
* beck: aden, be careful
* 9:15I never turn backAden: ok
* 9:16Dudegi WCFeminazi: I don't think so!
* 9:16I never turn backThe Illuminati comes from the sky
* 9:16Dudegi WC\*Feminazi starts screaming about white privileged males and science dildos\*
* 9:16I never turn backIlluminati: my plan is going very well...
* 9:16Beckitten27beck: i thought you were gone!
* 9:17I never turn backAden: I JUST....THE ILLUMINATI
* 9:17Dudegi WC\*Feminazi throws dildos at them\*
* 9:17Beckitten27beck: not cool!
* 9:17Dudegi WC\*they can turn into those things that you use to mix eggs and flour and stuff\*
* 9:17I never turn backThe Illuminati mind controls Feminazi to kill them
* 9:17Beckitten27beck: go bother trump!
* 9:17Dudegi WC\*Feminazi falls over\*
* 9:17Beckitten27beck: he's sexist!
* 9:18Dudegi WC\*the aura is let up but cancer tries to eat the body\*
* 9:18I never turn backIlluminati mind controls some people to do 9/11 2
* 9:18Dudegi WC\*whatever is putting out the aura summons sonic fanfiction\*
* \*Soras appears\*
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGiNj5SFmJs
* 9:19I never turn backIlluminati mind controls Aden to kill some people, but somehow he resists a little bit
* Illuminati's control just makes aden say weird stuff
* Aden: im the one and only ultimate life form
* 9:20Dudegi WC\*Soras tries to punch beck away from hole\*
* 9:20I never turn backThe Illuminati destroys almost every building in the workd
* \*world
* Aden: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
* 9:21Beckitten27beck: what? why are you trying to punch me?
* 9:21I never turn backAden punches Soras
* 9:22Dudegi WC\*Soras flies into a house\*
* 9:22I never turn backAden: THINK SORAS! LETS DO SOMETHING GOOD!
* Aden: WAIT AM I THAT STRONG?
* 9:22Dudegi WC\*Soras summons the chaos emeralds\*
* \*he starts eating one\*
* 9:23Beckitten27beck: those aren't food!
* 9:23I never turn backAden: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
* 9:24Beckitten27beck: i'm telling shadow he has an impostor (again if you cound conic o6, but that was too horrible to count)
* 9:24TheEnderGamerCinos (aka shadow rip-off) appears
* 9:24Dudegi WCSoras: I AM MAKING ROCK CANDY
* Soras: EAT SOME TOO YOU MAGGOTS
* \*soras throws emeralds at both of them\*
* 9:24TheEnderGamerCinos: I'M SO EDGY
* 9:24Beckitten27beck: you make rock candy from sugar! not emeralds!
* 9:24I never turn backAden runs away and goes to his house
* 9:24TheEnderGamerCinos: I CUT MYSELF AND ASSAULT PEOPLE FOR NO REASON
* 9:24Beckitten27beck: honestly at this point i'd even rather see a rip-off of that game that never happened than this!
* 9:25I never turn backAden sees himself typing on his keyboard on this chat
* Aden types himself away
* 9:25Dudegi WC\*Soras tries to fly into cinos\*
* \*he accidentally hits the ground which causes crater to appear\*
* 9:25I never turn backAden just goes out of this rp, almost somehow aware he can go away by breaking the fourth wall
* 9:26TheEnderGamerCinos: UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
* 9:26I never turn backit's just up to beck now to do things
* 9:26Dudegi WC\*crater reveals super computer that looks like some gyroscope/forerunner tech from halo 5
* \*it throws an aura on itself\*
* 9:26TheEnderGamerCinos: YOU F\*\*\*ING IDIOT GO AWAY
* 9:26I never turn backIlluminati almost destroys everything in the world while they argue and stuff
* 9:27Beckitten27beck: alright, screw all of these rip-offs! soras is an idiot, shadow is too cool to har a rip-off, pinkie reminds me of amy, and i'm so insane i'm thinking about talking about the game that never was even though i'm nto supposed to!
* 9:27TheEnderGamerCinos suddenly gets all the destroyer diamonds and goes SUPER MEGA ULTRA HYPER OMEGA ULTIMATE CHAOS CINOS
* 9:27Beckitten27beck: also, that's op!
* 9:27TheEnderGamerHE USES ULTIMATE GIANT BIG BOOM BOOM CHAOS BLAST
* it makes his head explode
* 9:28I never turn backIlluminati mind controls Cinos to come back to life as a illuminati worker
* 9:28TheEnderGamerThey fail
* 9:28Dudegi WC\*super computer summons ultra fanfiction\*
* 9:28TheEnderGamerIt was revealed that Shadow was the cause of making his head explode
* 9:28I never turn backwhos they
* 9:28Beckitten27beck: THAT'S it! rip-offs can die!
* 9:28TheEnderGamerHe was so edgy that he made Cinos' head explode
* 9:28Dudegi WC\*lemonparty.com appears as a hologram in front of beck\*
* \*except instead of old men it's old sonix\*
* 9:29Beckitten27beck: wait, shadow? i'm a big fan! (but not a fangirl, they're idiots!)
* beck: i just wanted to beat up some rip-offs for being idiots!
* beck is pissed off and starts beating up rip-offs
* 9:30Dudegi WC\*rip-offs try to puke cancer\*
* 9:30I never turn backIt starts raining steam summer sales
* this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Fnd2yZGlo
* The almighty Gaben appears
* 9:31Dudegi WC\*Gaben is so strong that his mere presence vaporizes the auras\*
* \*and obviously the cancer\*
* 9:31Beckitten27beck: well at least there won't be any more stupid sonic characters, especially ones that never existed
* 9:32Dudegi WC\*cinos is revealed to be sonic upside down\*
* \*he doesn't know how he got there\*
* \*Soras is just knuckles painted purple\*
* 9:32Beckitten27beck: don't ask what i mean
* 9:32I never turn backGaben: Bye Bye Episode 3 \*Gaben uses Half Life 3 to destroy everything weird and bad, even the Illuminati
* 9:32Dudegi WC\*the supercomputer tries to destroy gaben\*
* \*with half life fanfiction\*
* 9:32Beckitten27beck: also i think cosby is messed up in the head
* 9:33I never turn backGaben destroys it the steam summer sales
* 9:33Dudegi WC\*supercomputer explodes\*
* \*it reveals however that there was a man behind it\*
* \*GEORGE BUSH\*
* \*and then the 9/11 planes from earlier crash into him\*
* 9:34TheEnderGamerOld man from zelda: Vote against bush 2004
* 9:34I never turn backPretty much everything was saved by Gaben
* A huge lights hovers over Gaben
* Gaben flies up to the clouds
* 9:34Dudegi WC\*the light malfunctions for a moment\*
* Producer: DUDE WHAT THE HELL
* Producer: YOU HAD LITERALLY ONE MORE JOB
* 9:35Beckitten27beck: well, shadow i think you can go back to mobius now
* 9:36Dudegi WC\*shadow dies because the plot demands him to\*
* 9:37Beckitten27bec: shadow? i thought youjust left? unles... oh no, thi can't be happening! i shoud now better than to talk about games i hate!
* beck: i'm not letting you destroy my world!
* 9:37Dudegi WCRandom Russian: Don't worry little lady. There's no glitch in the matrix
* Glitch in the matri-i-i-i
* \*static for a moment\*
* Glitch in the ma-
* \*cutout\*
* \*the sky is suddenly dull purple-brown\*
* \*and the clouds are forming cyclone-looking things\*
* 9:38I never turn backAden's house gets a very loud phone ring, so loud that everyone there can hear it
* 9:39Dudegi WC\*the phone ring distorts\*