The Bastion Musical

**The Bastion Musical** is the 10th song of Total Drama Student Ambitions and is sung by Sage, as a way to let their rage out as they are the the last on their team.

## Lyrics

Sage: *This world is paradise*

*Scenic and beautiful*

*The forest comes to life*

*It's like a musical!*

*Is it ironic that I'm an omnic?*

*I'm not at odds with nature*

*Now that I'm part of it!*

*I used to be on my own till I found you*

*Make yourself at home, look around you*

*We'll build a life and do what friends do*

*While I try to forget what I've been through!*

*You set me off now rest in peace*

*I'll fuck you up when you step to me!*

*Your blood will run through every street*

*You bes won't even get to scream!*

*I'll drop robot obscenities*

*While I bathe in the flesh of my enemies*

*It's time to wipe this planet clean*

*Of the shit-stain called humanity!*

*Pump you full of lead from head to feet*

*Shred to pieces like a fat bag of meat!*

*I laugh happily at you as you bleed*

*Brutality is all Bastion needs!*

*My turret's gonna fuck you up!*

*Now eat my bullets, taste my rust*

*Tongue my bolts and suck my nuts!*

*You're a bunch of Fucks!*

*Excuse that tiny outburst*

*Where'd I digress?*

*After the Omnic Crisis*

*I've been a mess if you couldn't guess*

*Those days are long behind me*

*So don't be scared!*

*Yes I've seen better days but*

*I'll make repairs!*

*Though I'm a bit rusty, trust me*

*No one's gun's bigger!*

*Use soft voices, cause loud noises*

*Might get me TRIGGERED!*

*What in the mother of fuck was that?*

*PTSD's comin back!*

*Been runnin' train since Vietnam!*

*And I've gone nuts deep inside your mom!*

*No time to run, it's time to die!*

*I see you pussies tryna hide!*

*You're just a Motley Crew of cowards!*

*You're Overwatch, I'm OVERPOWERED!*

*Like a homicidal artist*

*I'll paint your brains on the wall, b!*

*I love the mess, I'm covered in carnage!*

*Earth's a dumpster, you're it's garbage!*

*You're all weak, I'm a tank*

*Hope you freaks like getting spanked!*

*Armor's strong, gun is long*

*Don't believe me? Ask your mom!*

*That's just my sense of humor*

*It's all for laughs!*

*Tell your mom I'm so sorry!*

*For not calling back, bch!*

*I need space for a while*

*To do some thinkin!*

*Because once I get hostile*

*You'll face extinction!*

*I frolic and dance with the animals*

*They don't mind if I'm a bit mechanical!*

*Still I find myself longing*

*To murder everybody!*

*I'm the last fucking Bastion!*

*All of my kind are dead!*

*I'll kill all of you bastards!*

*Cause that's all I have left!*

*I will massacre the masses!*

*Tear your families apart!*

*You'll be slaughtered*

*Like the filthy fking cattle that you are!*

*Come with me my feathered friend!*

*We'll stick together until the end!*

*We'll live out each of our dreams*

*How I love to hear their screams!*

*Humanity is a festering sickness*

*These foul swine will be cleansed in the fires of absolution*

*I will stamp out the lives of the parasitic maggots*

*And open the foundation of this cancer*

*I am the cure for this repugnant disease*

*Praised be the Omnics responsible for mankind's eradication*

## Trivia

### References

* Sage's appearance during the song is a reference to Aggressive Retuko's metal version.