Canon

**Canon** is a 2021 American adult animated fantasy action horror comedy film written and directed by Ryan Parker and Jean-Pierre Oliver.

## Plot, I guess

### Part 1

The first part starts out with Robin sleep fighting, dreaming he is battling villains to save Starfire, but in reality he is waking up all the other Titans by whacking them in the head with his staff. Beast Boy wakes up early and tries to trick Robin into thinking he is in the cardboard box, but in reality he is laying on the top of a scratching post. Robin still manages to get him, destroying the scratching post in the process. He then starts hitting the other Titans, including Starfire, who is annoyed.

It is finally morning when Robin awakens, he enters the kitchen and greets the other Titans by asking them how they slept. However all of them look terrible, due to being sleep-deprived thanks to him. They tell Robin that he needs to stop, but Robin replies by saying that they all snore like crazy and shouldn't judge, however he finally admits it was a problem. The other Titans then plead to Raven to use her dark magic to fix the issue. She warns them that using the magic improperly could cause issues. However they accuse her of saying that to get out of doing things, so she gives in and casts the spell on Robin.

The next morning they wake up all rested and come into the kitchen again, only to find Robin on the floor, tired, but unable to sleep due to some demonic arms slapping him whenever he dozes off. They do the "You Were Wrong" dance on cue and Raven gets slightly angry. Starfire asks if maybe now they could change anything annoying with her powers. Raven looks down at her Pretty Pretty Pegasus toys and says they are the only things that keep her sane in the house.

Afterwards, Raven is in her room trying to play with Pretty Pretty Pegasus when she hears Cyborg practicing his "boo-yahs" very loudly. She teleports into his room and uses her magic to remove his mouth. Cyborg is then seen running into Beast Boy's room and trying to communicate with him. Beast Boy is trying to understand when Raven teleports into the room. Beast Boy then realizes that it was her who did the crime. Raven torments Cyborg by opening a box of pizza, making Cyborg unable to eat it. Deciding Beast Boy is annoying too, she turns him into a green balloon and then changes him into a poodle shape.

Cyborg, Beast Boy and Robin are now all sulking in the kitchen when they hear a terrifying shriek from Starfire. She runs into the room with bandages around her head and face and starts screaming about her beautiful hair. She then unwraps the bandages to reveal huge poofy blonde hair and she screams that she looks like a banana. She then starts rocking on the floor, horrified and upset.

They decide they must confront Raven about the issue, but when they see her, she looks different. She then goes crazy and tells them there's no way to make them less annoying and uses her magic to destroy Cyborg, Starfire and Beast Boy's minds and the universe to create a new one and by surprise, arguing that she is making things perfect. Robin begs Raven that his friends and universe don't need to be fixed as they're fine the way they are, flaws and all. Raven argues that "Dick Grayson" brings out the worst in everyone and surrounds himself with the Titans so he can be "the best of the worst". Robin thinks that she's still talking about his parents but not talking about him, but Raven laughs it off and mockingly saying *"Your **parents**?"*. She then transports Robin to an infinite staircase where he inadvertently falls to his death.

### Intermission

The intermission showcases slow motion shots of the main characters of *Melancholia*, a collapsing horse, falling birds, butterflies, different planets, and images of the Earth colliding with a rogue planet.

### Part 2

The second part begins in a museum 59,000 years after the birth of Raven's universe.