Lee Likes Kids 2

**Lee Likes Kids 2** is a film in the TCMCU. The second film released in the series, it released on the TwatCuntMusic youtube channel on the 30th of August 2022. It is a direct sequel to lee likes kids. The protagonist of the film is Lee Saxon.

## **Plot**

After the opening credits which shows a black man dancing half naked, while IShowSpeed's cover of "Good Morning USA" plays, Sexy Saxon calls Gay Charlie on his IPhone after hearing that he also likes kids. He asks if he can come by Charlie's place so the two can plan how to do things to kids. Charlie accepts his proposal.

After arriving at Charlie's crack den, Lee is told he can take some of the meth he got from Walter White. The "meanwhile" text bubble shows that this is taking place around the same time as the first scene. However, Lee had at that point been clean from Meth for ten hours, so he declined Charlie's offer. They decided to talk about kids instead. Charlie describes how, while kids are good, he has found himself fantasizing about big old men like Neil Danson. Lee agrees with him, while stating his own opinion that he prefers Jen Danson to Neil, while reaffirming that kids are his "one and only love".

The film cuts to an unknown park, the "meanwhile" bubble indicating that this scene is happening at the same time as the first and second scenes. This could indicate that we are seeing parallel universe versions of the two protagonists, or that they have access to time travel. They discuss their plan to "run up and grab" the kids, as well as the fact that Charlie is short, at least compared to Lee, and Charlie admits he is also almost as fat as Dan.

Lewis Hamilton, the best F1 driver according to Lee, appears out of nowhere in the park, possibly using teleportation. Charlie states that Hamilton is only struggling in the 2022 season because Max is a big gay, looks like he will try to catch them. They decide to start to run.

It then cuts to a random street, again with the "meanwhile" bubble, indicating this scene takes place at the same time as all the others, cementing the theory of the two using time travel. Lee says "big man, that was a close one", referring to Charlie's morbid obesity, to which Charlie states he could "go for the entire McDonald's menu right about now". Lee declines this offer, as he is not as into being fat as Charlie is, but he states that they have learned an important moral lesson: "Don't nonce on kids unless you want Lewis Hamilton to rape you". They then both state that Ben Danson should not nonce on kids. It cuts to a black screen with the message "Don't be a nonce Ben", which then fades out as the credits appear, while the song "Feel My Love" plays in the background.

A post-credits scene shows Ben Danson who states that he really likes kids and should help Neil with his van soon. Then this is revealed to be a teaser for the next installment in the franchise: Ben Likes Kids.

## **Credits**

### **Cast**

Lee Saxon as "Sexy Saxon"

Charlie Crompton as "Gay Charlie"

*Featuring Lewis Hamiton (only credited in opening credits - uncredited in end credits)*

### **Outro**

**Feel My Love by Vaughan Mason and Butch Dayo**

## Trivia

- Despite being credited in the opening credits, Lewis Hamilton is not credited in the end credits. He is also credited under the pseudonym "Lewis Hamiton". Some people believe TCM studios, despite desiring Hamilton to star in their films, didn't want the film to succeed based on his "star power", only on the overall quality of the films.

- This is the first installment of the TCMCU which teases an upcoming installment and has foreshadowing to that installment's events.

- This film marked the introduction of Gay Charlie, who would later become star in his own film, Charlie Hates Vikkstar, as well as the introduction of Lewis Hamilton, who would go on to become a major character in the franchise.