Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 4: The death of Greg Locke

The 1994 Purolator 500. Sadly, Greg Locke died.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: I'm happy that I finished 3rd last week. Hopefully I can win this race!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: I have to get up to the top 10!

Ken Squier: Chuck Armstrong is trying to keep the lead, but Gerald Leadfoot looking into the inside!

Chuck Armstrong: I have to block! (blocks Gerald Leadfoot)

Ned Carrett: I think Chuck Armstrong has a great block on Gerald Leadfoot! Hopefully he will still be in the lead!

Spike: Yeah! I hope Chuck wins this race!

Gerald Leadfoot: Clear the way, 33! (passes Chuck Armstrong)

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfoot gets a clear pass on Chuck Armstrong and will lead lap number 1!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm on my way to the top 10!

Ray Reverham: Ok. You have to get faster!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

(lap 6)

Ken Squier: Greg Locke loose and gets air!

Ne Carrett: Oh my it's gonna hurt if Locke crashes, NO! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

Ken Squier: Greg Locke flipping, spilling oil and debris all over the track, crashing into the wall, and oh my god, it is bad and much worse than we thought it would probably be, Spike, and yes, really, and it is very, extremely, really it!

Spike: GREG LOCKE HAS CRASHED ON A MOBILE HOME! ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY!
Pinkie: OH NO! I'M GONNA VOMIT! BLEHHHHHHH!

Ned Carrett: I hope he is ok. 38 year old Greg Locke with a HORRIFYING crash! Greg is a father of two sons, their names are Lane and George who are 4 and 2 respectively.

Ken Squier; The red flag is out due to this.

(At the infield)

Jeff (name of mobile home resident): WOAH! I HEARD A (Spanish Yee) LARGE BOOM! SOMEONE WENT THROUGH MY ROOF AND CRASHED ON MY (Popeye Toot) BOTTOM!

Unnamed Mobile Home Resident: I think that is Greg Locke!

Jeff: GREG LOCKE? HOW DID A (Dolphin Censor) RACER END UP IN ME!

Unnamed Mobile Home Resident 2: I don't know.

(Chuck Team Radio)

Chuck Armstrong: HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY (Triggered)!!!! OH MY (You Kid) GOD! DID GREG LOCKE JUST DIE!?

Mood Springs Crew Chief: I don't know. We'll figure that out. Come here, pitties!

(Chuck and his team came near Greg Locke)

Chuck Armstrong: OH NO, I SEE OIL! (Vomits)

Mood Springs Pitty: Are you ok, Chuck?

Chuck Armstrong: FINLAND!

(This is based on a Spongebob episode)

Chuck Armstrong: Ugh no! He died, he died, HE DIEEEEEDDDD! DALE AND JEFF, COME HERE!

Dale Earnhardt: Did you hear that, Jeff?

Jeff Gorvette: It's Chuck telling that Greg Locke died.

Dale and Jeff: COMING!

(Back to the 4 announcers)

Ned Carrett: Famous Piston Cup Doctor Fred Watcar is on the scene with two nurses. Oh no... I think that is the throat slash sign Fred is making with his tire.

Spike: That means..... GREG LOCKE HAS DIED!

Pinkie (crying): GREG LOCKE IS DEAD! NOOOOO!

(lap 298)

Jeff Gorvette: Time to make it to the lead!

Chick Hicks: NOPE! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: HEY! I HIT YOU WITH A PAN IN THE FLORIDA 500, CHICKEN!

Chick Hicks: NONSENSE! YOU CAN'T PASS ME! HA HA HA!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Ernie Swervan for the win!

Ernie Swervan: Yes! My 2nd win in a row!

Jeff Gorvette: Ernie Swervan is the winner! BECAUSE OF YOU, CHCKEN!

Chick Hicks: Really!

Jeff Gorvette: YEAH! NO GOOD RACER LIKES YOU!

Chick Hicks: THIS SUCKS! SO LONG SUCKER!