Beavis sells offensive copies of the Barney talking plush toy and gets grounded

## Cast

Beavis-Steven

TJ Detweiler-Eric

Spinelli-Julie

Barney toy-Kidaroo

Vince LaSalle-Paul

Gretchen Grundler-Amy

Mikey Blumberg and Butt-Head-Joey

Gus Griswald-David/Evil Genius/Zack

## Transcript

In Beavis' bedroom, Beavis had a naughty plan.

Beavis: Since TJ Detweiler and his friends are a huge Barney and baby show fan, I'm going to sell offensive copies of the Barney talking plush toy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! But first I need to get some Barney toys that talks.

So Beavis went off to the toy store to get some Barney talking toys. Then he came back and got some tools to modify the toys.

Beavis: Time to modify the catchphrases and audio files in these toys!

Beavis took the Barney toys apart and used some of the tools to change the audio files in the toy. 20 minutes later, he finished.

Beavis: Now that I finished modifying the toys' audio files, it's time to set up a stand and sell these toys.

Beavis began building his stand. he got some wood planks and put them together with the some glue and nails. Next he built a sign that says "Barney toys $6 each NO REFUNDS". Then he sets up the toys on the stand. Then Eloise's first customer came, who is TJ Detweiler.

Beavis: Hi there, how may I help you?

TJ: I would like to have a Barney talking toy, since I'm a huge fan of that show.

Beavis: OK, that would be 6 dollars.

TJ gives Beavis the money, then Beavis gives one of his offensive version of the Barney toys to TJ.

TJ: Thank you.

Beavis: Have a nice day!

TJ left. Then Beavis' second customer came, who is Spinelli.

Beavis: Hello, what can I do for you?

Spinelli: I would have a Barney toy please.

Beavis: Sure, that's 6 dollars.

Spinelli gives Beavis the money, then Beavis gives Spinelli a Barney toy.

Spinelli: Thank you!

Beavis: Have a nice day!

After a while, Beavis sold all of his offensive copies of the Barney toy he modified.

Beavis: Yay! All of my Barney toys are sold! I can't wait to see TJ and his friends reaction when they hear a very offensive catchphrase inside those Barney toys!

Back at TJ's house, TJ was ready to play with his Barney toy.

TJ: OK, now I will play with my Barney toy. I can't wait to make it talk.

TJ presses the button on the Barney toy, which made it said a very rude and offensive catchphrase.

Barney toy: Hi, I'm Barney. I like fucking children, force children to have sex with me, Children having Shit, Girls Being Whores.

TJ was horrified and he screamed in horror.

TJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! This can't be! Children's toys like this would never say a very mean and offensive catchphrase like this!

Suddenly, TJ thought of something.

TJ: And I think this Barney toy is fake. Beavis must be behind this! he's so gonna get it! But before I report this to Butt-Head, I need to call my friends and see if they got this Barney toy from Beavis or not!

TJ picked up his phone and phoned his gang up.

TJ: Hello, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus! Have you got the Barney toy from Beavis? The Barney toy that was made by Beavis has said a very mean and offensive catchphrase! Do you do that?

Vince: Yes! I've got the Barney toy that said it!

Spinell: Same here! I got furious that I threw it at the wall for saying a very mean and offensive catchphrase!

Gretchen: I got upset that Beavis sold it to me!

Mikey: How could that Barney toy say something very mean and offensive to me?! Beavis made such a cruel thing!

Gus: I was upset that the Barney doll said something Bad. It was made by Beavis.

TJ: Right! That's it! I'm going to call Butt-Head! Thanks for telling me, guys!

Vince: You're welcome! Let's do it!

TJ and the Gang worked together and they picked up their phones and phoned Butt-Head up.

TJ: Hello! This is TJ Detweiler!

Vince: Hello! This is Vince LaSalle!

Spinelli: Hello! This is Ashley Spinelli!

Gretchen: Hello! This is Gretchen Grundler!

Mikey: Hello! This is Mikey Blumberg!

Gus: Hello! This is Gus Griswald!

TJ: Your Best Friend has sold us Barney talking plush toys that say a very mean and offensive catchphrase!

Vince: he has caused a lot of trouble for us!

Spinelli: Yeah, Beavis whomps! he did that on purpose!

Gretchen: These toys that Beavis made are so disrespectful!

Mikey: Those Barney dolls are not very nice! Beavis has not been a very nice Boy!

Gus: Our parents will be furious about this predicament! Pop will be cross if I tell him about what Beavis has done!

TJ: Our parents will not be happy that Beavis sold us offensive Barney dolls! Can you please ground him, okay? Great! Thank you! Bye!

TJ and the Gang put down their phones.

TJ: Beavis is going to be in big trouble now! Big, big trouble!

Later, in Beavis' house, Butt-Head scolded Beavis.

Butt-Head: Beavis, how f\*\*\*ing dare you sell offensive copies of Barney talking plush toys? Do you not realise this is also copyright violation?! You could've got sent to jail if you turn 18 or older for doing that!, Not only that, you also made the toys said very rude and disrespectful catchphrases that made TJ and his gang furious! That's it, Beavis! You are fucking grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 1 week! Go get your a\*\* upstairs to your room now! You Motherf\*\*\*er!

Beavis went up to his room, crying.

Beavis: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!