Derpy Audition

[19:58] <DerpyandDawn> ok

[19:58] <DerpyandDawn> anyway

[19:58] <DerpyandDawn> J/T first

[19:59] <DerpyandDawn> ask me all the questions and stuff

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[20:00] <DerpyandDawn> omg

[20:00] <DerpyandDawn> im waiting

[20:00] <DerpyandDawn> someone do questions

[20:00] <Milks> ok

[20:01] <Milks> 1. Do you have any problems with people of a different race, gender, religion, or sexuality?

[20:01] <DerpyandDawn> Yes. I have a problem with whites and straights.

[20:01] <DerpyandDawn> \*No I do not.

[20:01] <BlakeMegido> same

[20:02] <Milks> Ok

[20:02] <Milks> 2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your grammar?

[20:02] <DerpyandDawn> 11

[20:02] <DerpyandDawn> \*8

[20:03] <DerpyandDawn> Sorry PC

[20:03] <DerpyandDawn> \*mobile

[20:03] <Milks> \*cough\* 3 \*cough\*

[20:03] <Milks> whoops bad cough

[20:03] <Milks> anyways

[20:03] <Milks> 3. Would your characters be open to any relationships? Yes or no should suffice.

[20:05] <DerpyandDawn> Yes with Jen

[20:05] <Milks> Ok.

[20:05] <Milks> 4. How well will your attendance be if you do get the spot?

[20:05] <DerpyandDawn> Maybe something with Tom (attraction only)

[20:05] <DerpyandDawn> 10!

[20:05] <Milks> Okay.

[20:05] <Milks> Next is the roleplaying segment.

[20:05] == DerpyandDawn has changed nick to Jen|Tom

[20:05] <Milks> Please make an opening confessional for Tom and Jen.

[20:13] <Jen|Tom> Jen: Me and Tom are totally winning this!

[20:13] <Jen|Tom> Tom: And of COURSE look fabulous!

[20:14] <Jen|Tom> Jen: We want to win to advertise our blog!

[20:14] <Jen|Tom> Tom & Jen: Now Trending With Tom & Jen!

[20:14] <Jen|Tom> Tom: I brought up entering the race, but I didn't think it'd ACTUALLY happen!

[20:14] <Jen|Tom> Jen: But now that we are here, we are gonna win it! And pick up some foreign clothes too!

[20:15] <Milks> Is that all of your confessional?

[20:15] <Jen|Tom> Yes.

[20:15] <Milks> Okay.

[20:16] <Milks> Next is the team on team interaction. I will roleplay as Ellody and Mary. The location and / or time will be specified with the opening line.

[20:16] == Milks has changed nick to Ellody|Mary

[20:17] <Ellody|Mary> Ellody: \*pacing around on the sand at Calanque de Maubois\*

[20:17] <Ellody|Mary> Ellody: This is hopeless! We cannot recover all our calculations for the sand castle we just saw get washed away!

[20:18] <Jen|Tom> Jen: \*sculpting her sandcastle\* This is totes gonna be chic!

[20:18] <Jen|Tom> Tom: \*nodding eagerly\* I KNOW right? \*puts tiny flags\*

[20:18] <Jen|Tom> Jen: \*turns over to Ellody\* Oh no, what happened to you guys?

[20:18] <Jen|Tom> Tom: Yeah. You should really like, get going.

[20:19] <Ellody|Mary> Mary: \*sees Tom and Jen\* Remarkable... it appears their rotunda is able to sufficiently support a large dome of approximately 857 grams of sand.

[20:19] <Jen|Tom> Jen: What?

[20:19] <Ellody|Mary> Ellody: \*sighs\* All of our calculations were washed away. Hey, would you two possibly be interested in a mutually beneficial partnership?

[20:20] <Jen|Tom> Jen: Um, like, a alliance?

[20:20] <Ellody|Mary> Mary: In layman's terms, yes, and alliance.

[20:20] <Jen|Tom> Tom: I would, but like, that skirt is way too... \*gags\* repulsive.

[20:21] <Ellody|Mary> Ellody: \*self-consciously\* Um, what's wrong with it? Not that I care, heh. Just pondering your perspective.

[20:21] <Jen|Tom> Jen: \*nods\* Y'know... you'd look SO cute if you had some... uh...

[20:21] <Jen|Tom> Jen: Foundation.

[20:21] <Ellody|Mary> Ellody: Make up?

[20:21] <Jen|Tom> Tom: \*nods\*

[20:21] <Jen|Tom> Jen: Oh my gosh, should we?!

[20:21] <Jen|Tom> Tom: \*nods\* Lets do it!

[20:22] <Jen|Tom> Tom & Jen: EEE!

[20:22] <Ellody|Mary> Ellody: I'm not sure we both have enough time to squander on endeavors like this... we're in a RACE!

[20:22] <Ellody|Mary> Mary: Could I get a make-over?

[20:22] <Jen|Tom> Jen: I have a make up kit on the plane, and we could totes give you a make over Ellody!

[20:23] <Ellody|Mary> Ellody: R-really?

[20:23] <Jen|Tom> Tom: \*to Mary\* Uh, sorry but... um. You're too... naturally beautiful... to put make up on you! Hehe...

[20:23] <Jen|Tom> Jen: Yeah, just build a sand castle quick, the Surfer Dudes and Best Friends are still a little behind!

[20:23] <Ellody|Mary> Mary: \*poses and her nose contracts\* Why thank you... I've never had a guy call me naturally beatiful...

[20:24] <Jen|Tom> Tom: \*to Mary\* Haha... I got to go get, uh the local! Heh, yeah!

[20:24] <Ellody|Mary> Ellody: Okay! \*sits down\* Thank you so much!

[20:24] <Ellody|Mary> --END--

[20:24] <Ellody|Mary> Thank you for auditioning!

[20:25] <Ellody|Mary> Now please leave.

[20:30] <Milks> Who are you auditioning as second?

[20:30] <DerpyandDawn> Kelly and Taylor

[20:31] <Milks> Please make an opening confessional.

[20:32] <DerpyandDawn> Taylor: My name is Taylor, and like, I am winning this race unless MUM messes it up! All you need to know about me is that I am smoking hot, duh, and that I am the best at everything I do so...

[20:32] <DerpyandDawn> Kelly: Taylor and I love hanging out.

[20:32] <DerpyandDawn> Taylor: \*filing her nails\*

[20:32] <DerpyandDawn> Kelly: Some even think we are sisters, haha!

[20:32] <DerpyandDawn> Taylor: What?

[20:33] <DerpyandDawn> Kelly: Everyone says we can't last one day out of the hills. You can say we're a lot of things, but we aren't quitters!

[20:34] <Milks> Are you finished?

[20:34] <DerpyandDawn> Taylor: \*rolls eyes\* MOM! Stop hogging the dialogue! \*pushes Kelly\*

[20:34] <Milks> nvm. Please tell me when you are done.

[20:34] <DerpyandDawn> Taylor: Me and Daddy would have signed up for this race, if he wasn't \*scoffs\* busy...

[20:35] <DerpyandDawn> Kelly: \*puts arm around Taylor\* She's uh, a bit upset about how much work her daddy has been doing.

[20:36] <DerpyandDawn> Taylor: \*slaps Kelly's arm off\* Oh my gosh, leave me alooooone!

[20:36] <DerpyandDawn> --END--

[20:36] <Milks> Okay.

[20:36] <Milks> Next is team on team interaction.

[20:37] <DerpyandDawn> Mhmm.

[20:37] <Milks> I will be Noah and Owen. Please specify when and where you want the interaction to take place.

[20:37] == Milks has changed nick to NOah|Owen

[20:37] == NOah|Owen has changed nick to Noah|Owen

[20:37] == DerpyandDawn has changed nick to Taylor|Kelly

[20:38] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: \*walking in the Transylvanian castle\* Ugh! You TOTALLY got us like, lost!

[20:38] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: \*panting\* S-Sorry sweetie...

[20:38] <Noah|Owen> \*odd rumble is heard\*

[20:38] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: Whatever, but daddy is hiring you a personal trainer when we get home. \*hears rumble\* What was that?

[20:39] <Noah|Owen> Owen: \*walks out of bathroom, dragging Noah\* PU. Haha, sorry I had to drag you in there Noah, but you could have been attacked by a monster or something!

[20:39] <Noah|Owen> Noah: \*unconscious\*

[20:39] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: \*plugs nose\* EW Mom! I TOLD you we shouldn't have ate Qdoba on the plane!

[20:40] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: It wasn't me sweetie...

[20:40] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: \*hears voices and recognizes\* Oh.

[20:40] <Noah|Owen> Owen: \*licks lips\* Did someone say Qdoba? \*hits self\* No, Owen! You need to take your partner's safety to your first priority!

[20:41] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: It's the Ratchet TV Pros \*laughs\* Wow. You should be so happy you have such a beautiful and hilarious daughter y'know.

[20:41] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: Uh, hello?

[20:41] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: Noah? Owen?

[20:41] <Noah|Owen> Owen: Hey! Man, am I glad to see you both, come e're! \*squeezes both tight\*

[20:42] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: \*screams\* STRANGER DANGER! \*slaps Owen\*

[20:42] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: Hi boys. Do you guys know where to go? We've kind of been lost.

[20:43] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: She means SHE got us lost by being TOTES klutzy and SUPES embare-bare!

[20:43] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: \*sheepishly laughs\* Haha... But seriously. Do you?

[20:43] <Noah|Owen> Owen: Uh... I'm kind of lost too, hehe. Noah probably would know a way out!

[20:44] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: \*looks at Noah unconsious\* Oh my gosh! He is so lazy!

[20:44] <Noah|Owen> Owen: Let's just go with that.

[20:44] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: Should we wake him?

[20:44] <Noah|Owen> Owen: No, I'm sure he's fine...ish.

[20:45] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: You can, I'm not. I am SO tired. Like I have been carrying my mom like, the WHOLE time we've been here!

[20:45] <Noah|Owen> Owen: You've been carrying her? You must have some awesome upper body strength! Hey, carry me! \*jumps on Taylor\*

[20:46] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: \*screams and is crushed\* MOMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!

[20:46] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: Uh, uh... \*looks around\*

[20:46] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: \*tries to get Owen off\*

[20:46] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: UGH YOU ARE WORTHLESS!

[20:46] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: \*gasps and lets go\*

[20:47] <Noah|Owen> Owen: \*not budging\* Uh... maybe I should try another way. \*rolls off of Taylor\*

[20:47] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: You... You will NOT give me THAT tone young lady!

[20:47] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: \*gasps for air\* I can talk to you however I WANT!

[20:47] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: No you can't... I am the parent!

[20:47] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: Yeah, well I am the BEAUTIFUL and TALENTED ONE!

[20:47] <Noah|Owen> Owen: \*gets back up\* Uh... I think I'll go now... \*drags Noah away\*

[20:48] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: \*glares\* Oh PLEASE darling. You know how you love daddy so much?

[20:48] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: HE is the reason you even ARE privileged!

[20:48] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: Oh REALLY? Then how come I have all those trophies in my room? HUH?

[20:49] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: CAUSE YOUR DADDY BOUGHT A TROPHY STORE!

[20:49] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: What?! Uh... PAGEANTS! Ha! YOU CAN'T FAKE PAGEANTS!

[20:49] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: Oh please honey, you can fake a LOT when you're rich.

[20:50] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: \*gasps\* So I... I am not talented?

[20:50] <Taylor|Kelly> Kelly: NO! So stop ACTING LIKE IT!

[20:50] <Taylor|Kelly> Taylor: \*puts her head down in shame\* Okay, whatever... Lead the way.

[20:50] <Noah|Owen> --END--

[20:50] <Noah|Owen> Thank you for your audition.

[20:55] <Milks> Who are you auditioning for third?

[20:55] <DerpyandDawn> VEGANS

[20:55] <Milks> Mmkay

[20:56] <Milks> Give an opening confessional please.

[20:57] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: Me and Miles want to win to give to charity.

[20:57] <DerpyandDawn> Miles: \*nods\* There are so many underfunded great causes.

[20:58] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: Plus we always love learning about other cultures. I just recently visited my home Jamaica!

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[20:58] <DerpyandDawn> Miles: We can't wait to win for mother earth.

[20:58] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: And as long as we aren't dealing with bigots and ignorance, we will win this calm AND collected!

[20:58] <DerpyandDawn> --END--

[20:59] <Milks> Okay.

[20:59] <Milks> We will be doing an interaction scene next.

[20:59] <Milks> I will rolelplay as Dwayne and Junior. You can choose the scene.

[20:59] == Milks has changed nick to Dwayne|Junior

[21:00] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: \*on the plane after Bjorken Telephone\* He... he... STOLE our fossil...

[21:01] <Dwayne|Junior> Dwayne: \*hears them\* Say, Junior, aren't you glad we came out the last challenge fair and square?

[21:01] <Dwayne|Junior> Junior: Uh, Dad, you stole the vegans' loss-

[21:02] <Dwayne|Junior> Dwayne: Thanks for agreeing with me kiddo! There is no need to apologize for something that was never done.

[21:02] <Dwayne|Junior> Junior: \*eyeroll\*

[21:02] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: \*yells\* THE GODDESS OF KARMA WILL END YOU! \*about to attack\*

[21:02] <DerpyandDawn> Miles: \*holds Laurie back\* Hold on Laurie.

[21:02] <DerpyandDawn> Miles: Don't let them ruin your positive vibes!

[21:03] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: We ate meat...

[21:03] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: But...

[21:03] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: I DIDN'T HAVE TOO! \*sobs\*

[21:03] <DerpyandDawn> Miles: Uh... \*slaps Laurie\* Wake up girl!

[21:03] <Dwayne|Junior> Dwayne: \*raises eyebrow\* Goddess of karma? \*gasps\* Oh, so you're one of them hippies that went to India in the 70s, eh? Spiritually enlightened? Well, I'll tell you, I'm doing just fine with my God!

[21:04] <Dwayne|Junior> Junior: \*facepalms\* Great going dad...

[21:04] <DerpyandDawn> Miles: \*gasp\* You---- You---- are so... ignorant--!

[21:04] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: I can't believe Mother Earth would allow you to walk upon her beautiful planet...

[21:04] <Dwayne|Junior> Dwayne: Huh? Oh, wait, I didn't mean to be-

[21:05] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: SILENCE!

[21:06] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: You already made me lose my Veganinity...

[21:06] <Dwayne|Junior> Junior: \*raises eyebrow\*

[21:07] <DerpyandDawn> Miles: (CONF: I am gonna make a support group.)

[21:07] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: (CONF: \*still upset\* For what?)

[21:07] <DerpyandDawn> Miles: (CONF: For vegans who have lost their way! Like you.)

[21:07] <DerpyandDawn> Laurie: (CONF: \*sobs\*)

[21:07] <DerpyandDawn> --END--

[21:07] <Dwayne|Junior> --END--

[21:07] <Dwayne|Junior> I end it

[21:08] <Dwayne|Junior> Anyways, thank you for your audition!

[21:08] <Dwayne|Junior> You may leave now.

[20:50] <Noah|Owen> Now please leave.