Lukasz Joniak 1

## Lukasz Joniak 1 and his history.

### Start

Lukasz Joniak started the game in the 19th February 2021, with the goal to control the closest city to his family’s farm, at the time Toruń, what he did so successfully. He began taking the area around Toruń, to set up a area he called ‘The Lukasz Triangle’, as his country. He started to get his ten men attacked by ATX wind and tried to hold him of, having a few back and forth losing and recapturing, when ATX left the cities open. He opened world chat and began to talk to ReedyTurnip and joined his alliance ‘The Warsaw Pact.’ This would change Lukasz Joniak and become his greatest goal.

### Time at TWP

Lukasz joined the Warsaw Pact, as a new, nooby, terrible player and at the end became a slightly less new, less nooby, but still terrible player. It would seem TWP was not a good time, but it was the best time in cities war, back in the good ol’ days of ALBION and U.E.R, Lukasz would say. He learnt the game and became a part of an alliance, that had a bit of success with a joint 1st place with most pierced alliances, with Sticklandia, an alliance he would join for a bit. After a fun time in TWP, he met an enemy, he and the whole cities war community wanted to destroy, Howard. Relations started peaceful, as Howard seemed, like he was just a normal player. Then step 2 of Howard’s plan began, he took leadership and still kept his good face on. TWP began to decline, due to the same players, that attacked Lukasz before. TWP was on its last legs… the Howard leadership was in charge… then as a blow to morale, ReedyTurnip decided to leave the crumbling state… morale dropped, they say an army can’t fight without morale, TWP could not fight back without morale… Lukasz held on hope… hope, barely. Howard began to take of his disguise… Lukasz decided to leave, to be alone by himself, as Howard began his alt Empire…

### Nowa Polska

Nowa Polska was a result of the Warsaw Pact collapse, lead by Lukasz and was a Imperium Lechii prototype. At first, it was not doing good, until some players, around Pakistan and Afghanistan, joined. This seemed good as a early boost, but day by day, inactivity reeked Nowa Polska and disunity in city location, made it impossible to unite to face enemy attackers and this lead to a famous Lukasz strategy ‘Can’t wipe me if I have nothing to wipe.’ This alliance was already dead, before it begun, but then Lukasz did a move, he wasn’t so willing to take. Join Maior Bohemiae as a co leader. This was the start of the odd Meow-Lukasz relationships, that was sometimes friendly, sometimes aggressive.

### Maior Bohemiae

Lukasz Joniak, reluctant at first, merged with Maior Bohemiae, starting the alliance. The Leader Ultimate Meow came, after a failed attempt to form the HRU (Holy Roman Union), reason it was not the HRE, was ‘because Meow didn’t have space in the alliance name.’ After the HRU fell to the newly growing alliance Hispania, after ALBION fell and the Maior Bohemiae-Nowa Polska merge began, as the first Borders were set up in south/central Poland and it stayed like this. Lukasz was slightly involved in the 2nd phase of the UER war or the Bohemian-Siberian war, which was him and meow vs, what was left of Howard’s TWP, now called the Siberian Empire and he ended it, with the Nuking of Tibet. Afterwards, Meow formed the CLA or Coalition of Lesser alliances. Lukasz was fine with this, as this sparked the time, Maior Bohemiae was at its greatest influence, but Lukasz was bored. He wanted to return the old ways of TWP. He began trying to get outside support to his movement… IT WAS TIME TO OVERTHROW THE REGIMES OF OLD AND BECOME THE NEW OLD, OLDER THAN THE OPPRESSORS AND OVERTHROW THIS IN A NEW WORLD ORDER… but nobody truly supported him, so when civil war in MB struck, lead by the PRA or Pro Reedy Army, Lukasz realised he had no real armies, as he never invested, because of his ‘You can’t wipe me if I have no cities to wipe’ strategy and realised he had no real allies and, it just caused a harshening of relations in the alliance. The alliance began to collapse… it was like the Warsaw Pact, but without the evil alt master… Lukasz rised back up the ranks again… but now the Order was given Maior Bohemiae and the Coalition, as it was now called after reforms, was officially disbanding… The seconds ticked by… Minutes became Hours till the clock struck… then finally, the alliance fell, gone forever.

### Lechia Empire

Lukasz at this point was active, but had no cities to his name and same could be said about the Lechia Empire, the descendant of the CWLER, made during Nowa Polska. This was basically the Lukasz lonely corner and all it really did was sit there, as Lukasz tried to be in the top 50 cities ever conquered constantly failing. This alliance did nothing and Lukasz was dead, except from his often WC propaganda chants.

### Time at Sticklandia

Lukasz, seeing Lechia was a big failure, joined Sticklandia and made a long border splitting Europe. But if a player looks back on Sticklandia flag history, using the mechanic in the territories, you could see at the end of May 2021 Sticklandia had a odd flag, the Lechoship of Sticklandia was formed (for 1 day.) After this little thing, Sticklandia was the same as all Lukasz alliances, a zone of no cities.

### Lechii Imperium

Lukasz was thinking, that he should reform Lechii and he did so, with his usual no city policy. This was the most famous and slightly successful Lechii, Lukasz was lonely, until a player called General Llama joined, but he went inactive, then Lukasz was lonely again, saying Lechii propaganda for the funnies, until he had a Vietnamese player called Vn123 join and after that, some more players joined Vn123 and Lukasz were allies and still are friendly (even if vn hasn’t been heard for a while) and for two days, when Vietnam was sleeping Lechii had a border for 5 MINUTES (WOW SO LONG, SO AMAZING!) Still Lechii was getting wiped and, after a tense diplomatic meeting, Lechii joined UER. Also it is to note, that the Lechite space agency was founded in collaboration with Noobelian empire. It began the relationship with noobs and later Lukasz even joined them.

### Fake UER

Ultimate Meow came back to spotlight, when he reformed the UER, after logging on the Placeholder and logged himself on and became leader. This alliance grew, until it and Lechii came into contact, Lechii set its border between Reformed U.E.R and V like a old February 2021 image with TWP with U.E.R (real) and ALBION. Lechii lost its borders quickly every time and it was forced into UER, after a diplomatic battle, where Lukasz said ‘last time a merge we did ended in collapse’, but he joined begrudgingly. This UER wanted to attack Noobliea, a Lechii ally. Lukasz was already discontent at this point and wanted to resist Meow, so he leaked cap to go out and leave UER burning, behind him and Meow then decided to kick Lukasz and so he joined Bergen Kommune for a while, until it collapsed. Then he joined the Noobs.

### Noob adventures and space!

After spending the New Year in Bergen Kommune to run away and accidentally becoming leader of it, Lukasz knew a plan. If he wanted to increase partnership between him and Janir in the space mission, after Big Boy was saved, he was going to join Noobhiem. This phase was slow and boring, with the fun of new space updates and seeing army power go up, keeping him alive, until news broke-CW NEWS WEBSITE OFFICIAL. Lukasz was early to the party, watching it from a sideline, until DrkOmega promoted his creation and now it was the new big thing, with alliances commenting news and political changes on it, as cw football was being drafted until 1 day… the news of United Asia, a military and economy alliance broke. The thing was that United Asia, led by Sakura, had NSTC as a member and NSTC broke the rule of no attacking neutrals, that don’t attack you. Noobhiem was neutral trying to survive in the desert, when NSTC attacked. The 10 Polish men melting in the desert (Even warm Polish summers aren’t this bad), had no chance. The Noobs bargained a kicking of NSTC and to gain revenge to no avail to Sakura. In frustration, Noobhiem formed a weak coalition, called the Caspian Initiative and was in a war with UA ,but not Sakura, as they hoped for them to flip, to the Noobs by the end of that, Noobhiem sort of won with a ‘peace’ and UA fell softly after, but they were still attacked. Despite the war, Noob crappy low budget art boomed in a cultural renaissance of the arts and the LOOOOOORE! with cw virus lore, noob propaganda and some sussy shoving rockets in places oh, yea, that part. Since the grudge against NSTC and other anti NSTC alliances, Noobhiem was planning an attack on NSTC (they attacked Qamer's arse with a sus rocket) until like the 4th crusade, it was rerouted to kill Roma last minute, killing the Romans (like the crusade) and so began the successful 2nd Rome Coalition War, killing Roma and reinstating the Lechites on the fields of Europe, as returning Poles flocked in the ‘pole’ (field in Polish) and ended the long half a year exile of Lechii. OR DID IT… Lukasz wasn’t in Lechii, but in Noobhiem, so was he truly freed from exile? He marched into to Noobhiem office in the desert and stated that he is at home and he needs to be unexiled, according to the previous partition of Europe. He saw the small mandate he was given, but said to himself that he could grow. He asked to split the members even and got Ultragiga chad and Europep (best loyal Lithuanian bro) and stole these two from Noobhiem. And on that day, the 20th of August 2022, as elite Lechites guarded the doors, Janir and Lukasz signed the papers and the two nations became separate entities-Lechii and Noobhiem. Shorty after, Noobhiem started falling and officially died for good in April 2023, so Lukasz picked the good choice, but Lechii wasn’t all easy, despite the Treaty of Lublin giving two players to Lechii.