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Gareth North

Gareth as a student at Strumlotts and the current main rival of Chaos Sauce.

## Personality

When he is introduced in Ep.1 Kyle describes Gareth's appearance as "well to do, wearing nice clothing, but look(ing) really really smug."

He is quite arrogant in how he acts and carries himself, most likely due to his privileged upbringing. Tabitha also describes Gareth as cocky, mentioning that when he sings he tries to hit notes that he can't.

## Biography

### Welcome to Strumlotts

Gareth arrives last among the new students of Strumlotts and is quick to criticize the school for making them wait outside. Later on, he is placed in Group C, along with Tabitha and Ilda.

That evening, the trio make it to Durden's before Group A, where Gareth makes a scene trying to get a chance for his group to play. He is humiliated in by Raz'ul and Yashee, then is thrust out of the bar by Randy, while his two other group members follow behind. He swears to make them "rue the day".

## Trivia

* Kyle describes Gareth as the 'Gary to your Ash' to demonstrate the kind of rivalry they have.
* He wears sweet new keds (shoes).
* Apparently, he has very good connections.
* When he arrives at Strumlotts he is accompanied by a butler who is dragging Gareth's trunk behind him.
What About The Old Days?

## Lyrics

**Drowning in the dissonance*
*Out here all alone*
You’re lost in the cacophony

Is this all you’ve known?

But what about the old days

When you could hear the blue jays

And listen to the grass sway

And bathe in every sun ray

Sifting through the din to find

Harmony within

Every note will be your choice

So let your song begin

But what about the old days

When you could hear the blue jays

And listen to the grass sway

And bathe in every sun ray'*
Bureau of Information (BOI)

The Bureau of Information (or BOI, pronounced boyy) is a group our bard meet in Basom. They're there to investigate the meteor crash site, hoping it's not out of their juristiction. A subsidiary of the Bureaucrats.

## Members

### John Leremy

Apparent leader of the expedition and first member our bards meet.

### Jermaine

Resident book fetcher and assistant to the researchers. Kind of suspicious.

### Japhne

Cool blue space cloak lady. Reasearcher and apparent second to John.

### Leyla

Druid researcher. Has a daisy on her shoulder.
Mvt. I - We Don't Give a Duck

## Mvt. I - We Don't Give a Duck

### Lyrics

My waterfowl

You’re the wind beneath my wings

No swan or goose

You’re the down to which I’ll cling

When you take flight

Into the dark night

Don’t you doubt your lack of form

You’ll dust those wings off

Prepare for liftoff

While little Randy keeps you warm

You’re exactly who I need

For this daring, trying deed

We’ll stop the Sneak with any luck

We don’t give a duck

Take off that coat

Let your feathers kiss the air

Don’t fear the sky

Or the public who may stare
Dreamforge Songs V2

## Dreamforge Songs V2

### Chord Dice

Raz'ul

* C
* E minor
* F

Yashee

* A minor
* E minor
* B diminished
* User - 57 - funk 9
* kit - piccolo 2

Randy

* C
* B Diminished

### Lyrics

**Raz'ul**

*I think about what it is I wanna say

When I gotta get a wonderball on my way

What's Splash got in store for me today?

I don't know.

I hope that it's good

And I'll find the key

To unlock this ball of generosity

Oh, Splash what've you got for me this time?

Oh, Splash, What do you have for me?

Oh, Splash, what do have for me?*

**Yashee**

*Let's see what's in this wonderball,

Roll it out, unwrap my newest haul.

The time has come there's no need to stall

So let's see what's in this wonderball

What's Splash got up his sleeve

A surprise that I'll recieve

To use from day to day

As I learn the barding way

Let's see what's in this wonderball,

Roll it out, unwrap my newest haul.

For this half-orc, so caring and so tall

Oh yeah let's see whats in this wonder,

Oh I wonder,

In this wonderball.*

**Randy**

*We meet again, my dear dreamforge,

I hope this ball won't leave you engorged

Now it's time to quaff this sphere

And fill little Randy with joy and cheer.*
All the Qualities of You

## All the Qualities of You

### Lyrics

*Verse:

You find so many people are witty

But you, you are mostly pretty

You find so many people are like a trooper

But you, you are mostly super

I love the way you wear your hair,

Spreading your style everywhere.

You're like a style fountain.

Enough zazz for a whole mountain.

Chorus:

I like the way you chuckle.

(Pretty, super and charming)

You do it like a knuckle.

(Yummy and unique, too)

I like the way you tickle

(Pretty, super and charming)

You do it like brickle

(All the qualities of you)

Verse:

You find so many people are disarming

But you, you are mostly charming

You're the perfect person.

You could meet a worse one.

You find so many people are plummy

But you, you are mostly yummy

You find so many people are greeque\*

But you, you are mostly unique

Chorus*
Ep. 40 - Randy's Return, Mvt. I

Randy’s back home, so you know what that means - killing time with Corinne before assessing the state of the Hemphills.

## Song - "Walls of a City"

### Lyrics

*All through the night

And into the morning

Adorning the moon-lit sides

Of green hills and trees

And streams kindly winding

You’ll find me standing by

Walls of a city

Fall to the ground

But I won’t crumble or break

This song of protection

Is all I can give

And all I hope you’ll take

And seen by the light

That comes in the daytime

You may find your well’s run dry

But don’t be afraid

And take heart cause nothing

Is nothing as time goes by

Walls of a city

Fall to the ground

But I won’t crumble or break

This song of protection

Is all I can give

And all I hope you’ll take*
Mississippi

## Lyrics

**MISSISSIPPI*

I’ve loved this trip, it’s been super fun

But in two more states we can call it done

Gotta get back to where we thrive

Missing our cats and wives

Crossin' state lines, count em up seven

Oh no, we forgot Kevin!

Thank God we’re all good friends

Cuz this road trip don’t wanna end.

Rockin’ down the shore

Of a southern corridor

The scenery’s starting to bleed together

Crossing our fingers for sunny weather

It’s getting hot, the temperature’s rising

Seeing landmarks we’re recognizing

Drivin as fast as Kyle can go

While being safe, we wanna live you know

If all goes right and I finish this rhyme

We’ll be back home by dinner time

Rockin down the shore,

Of a Southern corridor

MISSISSIPPI*
If Basom Fades Away

## If Basom Fades Away

### Chord Dice (Major)

* A minor
* G
* F
* E minor

### Drum Roll

* Tails - 10 - Techno 3
* 81 - Techno 4

### Lyrics

**Close your eyes*
You’re in disguise

You say you got some history

And that’s no mystery

You numb the pain

To keep you sane

You tell us you’re a big shot

But that’s not right

Oh Erin, you know

It’s another day

And you can find a way

Oh Erin, to grow

And you can be

More than what they see.

That your bottles are broken

Your demons awoken

And Erin’s gone away

But we know you’re in there

And deep down you still care

If Basom fades away

What do you say?*
Squid E. Vicious

## Squid E. Vicious

### Chord dice (Major)

* c
* g
* d minor

### Drum Roll

* heads - 97: Reggaeton 1
* 96: Vox kit

### Lyrics

**Ohhh Squid E. Vicious*
We’re serving up rhymes

They’re fresh and nutritious

Ohhh Squid E. Vicious

Ya got bards in your house

And that’s inauspicious

Ohhh Squid E. Vicious

You’re acting like a jerk

Yeah, down right malicious

Ohhh Squid E. Vicious

Don’t try and stop us now

you know we’re ambitious

Oooh Yashee tell em

Oooh go and get em

Oooh Yashee tell em

Ooooooooooohhhhhh

Ohhh Squid E. Vicious

Yeah we know this song

Seems quite repetitious

Oooh Squid E. Vicious

But you’re up in our minds

So don’t be pernicious

Oooh Squid E. Vicious

We won’t play along

Cause you’re acting suspicious

Oooh Squid E. Vicious

So pour on some sauce

You’ll find it’s delicious

Oooh Yashee tell em

Oooh go and get em

Oooh Yashee tell em

Ooooooooooohhhhhhh

Oooh gonna tell ya

Oooh we’re coming for you

Oooh gonna tell ya

Ooooooohhhhhh

Shhhh*
Bardic Dreaming

## Bardic Dreaming

### Lyrics

Hello, and welcome

Hit it

Let the dancing begin!

It's a blast from the past

A classic, and a the same time, progressive

Please listen carefully

And now

OH YEA

Well, I didn't see that coming

Ahh, it's like a breath of fresh air

You're gonna be ok kid, you're gonna be ok

Dance! Dance! Dance!

Alright then

There's something about this beat that's hypnotic

Oh my goodness

I like it

Music

Once more with feeling

OH YEA

Gosh, that's swell
Crossing Over

## Crossing Over

### Lyrics

Crossing over to the other side

Making waves so we can take a ride

Turn it up and on it’s side, Randy

Cause getting down is gonna set us free

So,

All we know

Is we all

Gotta go

Hand in hand,

Safe and sound

Finds us all

Homeward bound

Stepping back to the material

Getting out from this ethereal

Plane to plane’s the plan, it’s plain to see

Come on Randy, now let’s all be free
Cera Bellum

While exploring the tunnels below Basom, our bards discover Cera (pronounced similar to Sarah) floating above a pool of water/brain juice. They are the source of the voice which commanded Squidvicious and immediately battle with our bards.

## Abilities

Cera, being a giant brain, evidently has psycic abilities, as well and long, lontacle-like tentrils which they use to deliver physical damage and grapple opponnets. They were the one who was controlling the Gils, evidenced by their freedom upon her 'defeat'.
Ep. 37 - Getting Schooled, Mvt. VII

Strumlott’s receives some outside help putting things back in order while the bards work to get their own business back to normal.

## Song - "Days Go By"

### Lyrics

*Well it all started out with a chord

Nobody knew what we were in store for

But it turned out good, yeah a perfect match

When me and my boys got picked from the patch

There were new faces everywhere we looked

Each one with their own little chapter in our bardic book

We got friends and rivals, tests and trails,

Every time I think about ‘em it makes me smile

Days go by

And we don’t ask why

Feels like time just flies

It’s just the sun in our eyes

It’s hard to stay out of trouble in a place like this

But this bliss abyss just shouldn’t be missed

So yeah, maybe we stumbled around and found somewhere to dance it all out with the crowd

But you know we work hard, studies must come first

We’re parched for success, gotta quench that thirst

This trio with instruments all aglow

Will keep pushing through whatever they throw

Days go by

And we don’t ask why

Feels like time just flies

It’s just the sun in our eyes

I never would’ve thought this power would come so quick,

But when we threw down it all just clicked

And our boy Splash set us on our way

So you can thank him for the band that you see today

Yeah the stars must’ve aligned when we met

Cause our magical sauce is the best you can get.

Our school has brought us both joy and pain

But I’d do it all again just the same

Days go by

And we don’t ask why

Feels like time just flies

It’s just the sun in our eyes*
Bye Bye Barenthall

## Bye Bye Barenthall

### Chord Dice - Minor

* A minor
* G
* B diminished
* E minor

### Drum Roll - 3/4

* Waltz
* Funk 02

### Lyrics

**Bye bye Barenthall*
So long and farewell

You've been so kind and inviting

And we hate to leave your cell

Ladeda, ladedada

Barenthall so statuesque

Ladeda, ladedada

Barenthall's really the best

So bye bye Barenthall

So long and farewell

You've been so kind and inviting

And we hate to leave your cell

Ladeda, ladedada

-?- never looked quite so good

Ladeda, ladedada

We'd stay here all day if we could

Bye bye Barenthall

So long and farewell

You've been so kind and inviting

And we hate to leave your cell

Ladeda, ladedada,

Ladeda, ladedada

Ladeda, ladedada

Ladeda, ladedada*
Chaos Sauce Volume 5

Album artwork by Vanessa Dambach (@vandambach)

Chaos Sauce Volume 5 is the fifth album from Chaos Sauce and includes every song from episodes 41 to 50.

## Songs included in this album

1. Crossing Over
2. A Boy Named Randy G
3. A Body of Stone
4. Clean It Up
5. Bardic Dreaming
6. An Imagined Life
7. Melvin!
8. Mvt. I - We Don't Give a Duck
9. Mvt. II - The Air of the City
10. Come One, Come All
11. Sneak It Up
Connor

Conner is a dwarven member of the BOI, and on their first meeting stops our bards from joining the group, acting as a kind of bouncer.

## Physical Description

Kyle first describes him with the following traits:

* bald, with a pitch black beard that has small gems worked into the braids which kind of peek out

He speaks with a Scottish(?) accent.
To Be Small

## To Be Small

### Lyrics

(Tabitha & Raz'ul):

*Give us just a few minutes to be small

long enough to get down and that is all

Bring the two of us down a little bit

Just enough so that our four bodies fit*
(Yashee & Randy):

*Give ‘em just a few minutes be small

Long enough to get down and that is all

Take the tallest two down a little bit

Just enough so that our four bodies fit*
Ep. 25 - Spillin' and Grillin'

The Bards learn more about their assignment from Alola and leave to hit the road. But before they leave, they apparently hve a lot of unpacking to do.

## Song - "Those Hands"

### Chord Dice (major)

* C
* D minor
* G
* E minor

### Drum Roll

* 4/4
* 27 - rock 34
* 97 - vox kit 2

### Lyrics

*Swift and sharp, a light in the dark

Formed singularly, was I to be

From wood and steel, to haft, to heal

And through the fire, was their desire

Those hands, the hands that made me what I am.

And I am an instrument to them.

Oh, and I pristine and glistening

Am given forth and carried north

Where rivals stand.Awaiting commands

And cold am I, held tightly by,

Those hands, the hands that made me what I am.

And I am an instrument to them.

Oh drums shake the ground, the cries resound

Off hill and helm.

And so did I let forth a cry

When overwhelmed.

With kin and clone, of steel and stone

And oak and elm

Were set to task, and I'm to ask,

Is this my realm?

Swift and sharp, a light in the dark

Formed singularly, was I to be

This tool of pain, or do I contain

The capacity for beauty,

By those hands,

The hands that make me what I am.

And I am an instrument to them*
Ruffalo Wild Wings

## Ruffalo Wild Wings

### Album

Chaos Sauce Volume 6

The original theme song for RWW.

### Lyrics

*Chorus:

Ruffalo Wild Wings

Serving up fresh and delicious things

At Ruffalo Wild Wings

Your mouth’ll get treated like kings and queens

Introducing a brand new sauce

Guaranteed to leave you at a loss

The hottest wings you’ll come across

So come and try our new chaos sauce

Verse:

He’s done it again

The spicy wing warlock and your best friend

Clark Ruffalo

The prime pepper genius

Knows what we want and knows what to feed us

Can your taste buds survive

The chaos this sauce is bound to provide

If so, we got a challenge for you

The sauce is ready, so come on through

Chorus

Verse:

RWW’s

You know we’re famous for the spiciest grubs in Algar,

Lucky for you we ain’t too far

Legnoland’s premier wing bar

Question is, whatcha willing to pay?

Make a choice, what goes what stays

Cause wings this fire require a real loss

Kid, this ain’t you plane old wing sauce

Chorus 2:

Ruffalo Wild Wings

Serving up fresh and delicious things

At Ruffalo Wild Wings

Your mouth’ll get treated like kings and queens

Here to talk about his brand new sauce

The legendary wing king hass

Our favorite anthropomorphic boss

Tell em’ all about your chaos sauce

Clark:

This sauce will blow you away

Imagine the arch mage if Apollonia casting a fireball in your mouth

Well it’s hotter than even that.

This recipe is definitely a secret so don’t bother even asking for it

And oh yeah, I’m not responsible for anything that happens to your mouth

Chorus*
Chaos Sauce Volume 6

Album artwork by Debbie Oak ( @okdeppi ) or debbieoak.com

Chaos Sauce Volume 6 is the sixth album from Chaos Sauce and includes every song from episodes 51 to 60.

## Songs included in this album

1. While We Were Out
2. Cast It Off
3. Horsey, Horsey
4. You Are Loved
5. Everything I Want to Know
6. Randy's Watching Eyes
7. Spicy, Sweet, and Keen
8. The Music That We're Making
9. Ruffalo Wild Wings
10. Handy Randy
11. Stargazers United
12. All the Qualities of You
Ep. 34 - Everyone Plays Apart

The bards have parted ways to rescue the person in the cafetorium... or steal hair? Who really knows anymore. Hopefully they can bring it all together in the end.

## Song - "A Little Louder"

### Lyrics

*I wish I was a little louder and

Fairly lively and a bit more grand

Jaunty like the bards who’ve crossed the land

Steady as the waves upon the sand

And oh the joy, the joy, the joy

Of all the noise, the noise, the noise

I wish I was a little louder and

When I begin to play

In this exuberant way

The verses that we sing are amplifying

And building up the sound

Where rhapsodies abound

And every note you hear intensifying

I need a push to power up my roar

Turn it up and let the music soar

Louder than you’ve ever heard before

A melody that no one can ignore

And oh the joy, the joy, the joy

Of all the noise, the noise, the noise

I wish I was a little louder and

When I begin to play

In this exuberant way

The verses that we sing are amplifying

And building up the sound

Where rhapsodies abound

And every note you hear intensifying*
Chaos Sauce Volume 3

Album artwork by Gemma Wilson ( @OwlButter )

Chaos Sauce Volume 3 is the third album from Chaos Sauce and includes every song from episodes 21 to 30.

## Songs included in this album

1. Mvt. I - Raz'ul Dreamforge
2. Mvt. II - Yashee Dreamforge
3. Mvt. III - Randy Dreamforge
4. Miles and Miles
5. A Splash
6. Bye Bye, Barenthall
7. Those Hands
8. What About The Old Days?
9. Mvt. I - The Bear Berry Jam
10. Mvt. II - The River Flows Where The Mountain Leads
11. Cheap Cheep
12. The Door To The Dizz
13. Open Up
14. Stargazers Unite!
Ep. 30 - Going the Dizztance

Reluctantly crouched at the start of this room, the bards have to figure out how to get on the other side of the tomb and find Tubular Phunk Karate. What could be waiting for them behind the final door?

## Song - "Open Up"

### Lyrics

*Open up your heart to me

And baby you’re gonna see

That I can give you what you want

And everything you need

So open up, open up

Open up, open up

Do it for me

Show me what you got inside

Cause baby, I’m your key

But you gotta be

Careful when you head my way

You know you’re gonna be okay

Just take it slow and come on down

I’ll be here when you reach the ground

Cause what you got is all I want

You gotta understand

That you’ve been hiding way too long

So come and take my hand

And open up, open up

Open up, open up

Do it for me

Show me what you got inside

Cause baby, I’m your key.*
Ep. 39 - Hustlin' to the Hemphills

The bards and Orfell prep to hit the road headed to the Hemphills. They converse while they traverse, but could a bird get there first?

## Song - "Flappity Flap"

### Chord Dice [Major]

* C
* F
* E minor
* G

Drums

* HipHop 4

* studio 01 kit

### Lyrics

*Make haste

Don’t waste any time

Getting to where you’re going

Speed through

This big blue sky

As fast as your wings can take you

Flappity flap

You’ll feel

This real new change

In the speed that you’re flying

Up there

That’s where you’ll find

The strength to keep on going

Flappity flap*
Texas

## Lyrics

**Texas has cities who’s names are great*
They had to get creative for such a big state

Ooh these are real I swear

Ooh we live here

Noodle

Ding Dong

Bacon

Loco

Nimrod

Nameless

Bigfoot

Tarzan

Texas has cities who’s names are great

You can travel the world without leaving the state

Ooh these are real I swear

Ooh we live here

China

Paris

Moscow

Dublin

Scotland

Athens

London

Florence*
Virginia

## Lyrics

**Spitting out rhymes like rain from the sky*
When you’re in the VA ya gotta work to stay dry

That’s probably why

Everything we seem to drive by

Has an essence of life

No one can deny

Travelin' with the fam so we keep rearrangin’

It’s a beautiful thing like the leaves when they changin’

They call VA the birthplace of the nation

If this land were a show it’d get a standing ovation

Hey hey whatcha gonna say

Hey hey rollin through VA

Hey hey bards on the way

Hey hey rollin through VA

The mother of presidents

Counting to eight

Including ole Washington

Wasn’t he great?

A place where all the great minds could cultivate

Learn to relate, debate, and communicate

The Old Dominion got us feelin' so good

It’s a sweet callback to Kyle’s childhood

But don’t get too comfy, we can’t stay here

Like Roanoke, we gonna disappear!

Hey hey whatcha gonna say

Hey hey rollin through VA

Hey hey bards on the way

Hey hey rollin through VA*
Randy, Raz'ul, and I

## Song - "Randy, Raz'ul and I"

### Chord dice

* C as given
* A minor
* F (times 2)
* D minor

### Drums

* Bank 1: 54 - blues 9
* Kit: 32 - Jazz 01

### Lyrics

<poem>**Well Randy, Ra’zul, and I set out for Lakeridge. (yes we did)*
And what we found was Bradward’s Bowl. (the old punch bowl)
We fought the Trio of Chairs down in the basement. (and broke the rules)
I threw a pig and made a goal. (piggy pig)*

*Then Wesley came along, and said he liked our song,
And we rode out for Silkgrove in the morn.
He cut us off some string, from his spider’s booty seam,
And that’s when Chaos Sauce was born.*

*Well Randy, Ra’zul, and I killed us some spiders. (eight-legged freaks)
Dodging traps up around the bend. (CCR)
Wesley reappeared and made us an offer. (lock us up)
When we refused he called his friend. (ettercap)*

*Faced with a deadly foe, our instrument aglow,
We rocked out a fatal jam.
The ettercap was caught,
Mashed up and burned a lot.
And Wesley ran away.*<poem>**
Durden's Punch Bowl

Durden's Punch Bowl is a bar found in Lakeridge. Run by the friendly bartender Bradward, it is a hub of good food, drink, and fights.

> *"Grab a pint and grab a stool, drink the former whole. You can eat and you can duel at Durden's Punch Bowl."*
>
>

Above: A jingle sung by Symbol in Ep.1.

## Description

The bar smells of beer soaked wood and cooked meat. There's a bar and a couple tables, as well as a small stage. They serve a bowl of punch  with the requisite number of silly straws, as well as presumably anything else you'd get at a bar. At night, there is also the basement fight club: the 'Punch Bowl' of Durden's Punch Bowl.

## Story

Symbol sends our bards to Durden's Punch Bowl in Ep. 1 in their search for Raz'ul's guitar strings. When they arrive they witness Gareth North making a scene at the bar. After chasing him off with a couple of a pranks, Raz'ul, Randy, and Yashee approach Bradward to ask about guitar strings. They then meet Wesley, setting off the first mini arc.
Ep. 35 - Getting to the Bottom of Things

Chaos Sauce ft. Tabitha plan to check out the basement, but first they have a sizable problem to overcome.

## Song - "To Be Small"

### Lyrics

(Tabitha & Raz'ul)

*Give us just a few minutes to be small

Long enough to get down and that is all

Bring the two of us down a little bit

Just enough so that our four bodies fit**(Yashee & Randy)*

*Give ‘em just a few minutes to be small

Long enough to get down and that is all

Take the tallest two down a little bit

Just enough so that our four bodies fit*
Miles and Miles

## Lyrics

*Wandering through the world,*
For so many

Miles and miles and miles and miles

There's no home on the road,

Weary eyes and heavy loads,

But here we are immersed in song,

To find a place where we belong.

Now as one,

All the things we've done,

Feels like

Miles and miles and miles and miles

There's a home of our own,

For weary eyes and heavy loads,

And here we are immersed in song,

We found a place where we belong.
Not-Basom

A city found between to Basom from Strumlotts. Its actual name is currently unknown. In the original timeline, the city collapsed.

## Description

Made out of large, heavily weathered buildings, some almost to the point of being uninhabitable. Some estructures are at an angle. There are lush potted plants, flowers, and gardens all around, all vibrant and well tended to. The doorways are covered by fine rugs,and windows are lined with trinkets and decorated with ornate glasswork.

The population wear fine but tattered robes and they all look gaunt and skinny. They are revealed to be jackalwere. The leader, Jairah, is an Urmahlullu-like creature.

The temple is a larger building with a long stairway leading to the door. It also is overgrown with vegetation, and doesn't seem to display any religious symbols or iconography. The worship hall is lavishly decorated with fine silks and glassworks, and pillows, but the building seems a bit run down, with holes on the ceiling.
King Daz'ul

## King Daz'ul

### Relatives

Barbara (Wife)Dink'ul, Dank'ul, and Donk'ul (Triplet sons)

Raz'ul (Youngest son)

## Game Information

### Player

NPC

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King Daz'ul ruled over the Udalloli clan in Rockdeep, Mount Tain.

## Children

Dank'ul, Dink'ul, and Donk'ul. Triplets

Raz'ul. The youngest. Adopted into the Udalloli clan.
Ep. 28 - Bards Over Troubled Water

The bards have some business to work out... and someone else also voices their opinion as well. The discordant fields sure are living up to their name.

## Song - Conway Jingle "Cheap Cheep"

### Chord Dice (Major C)

* F
* G
* E minor
* A minor

### Drum Roll

* heads, 50 - Blues 5
* 67 - Rock 14

### Lyrics

*Cheep cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

A come on, cheep cheep cheep get 'em cheap

Conway, cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

Tweety, cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

He’s got the goods in his pack

And if you come on down you can get em’ cheap.

Cheep cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

A come on, cheep cheep cheep get 'em cheap

Conway, cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

Tweety, cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

He’s got the goods in his pack

And here he is now Conway Tweety:

Well I'm ready for the customers to flock

And I've got all the finest goods in stock

Cheep cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

A come on, cheep cheep cheep get 'em cheap

Conway, cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

Tweety, cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

He’s got the goods in his pack

And he's a man now, not a bird

Cheep cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

A come on, cheep cheep cheep get 'em cheap

Conway, cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

Tweety, cheep cheep cheep get ‘em cheap

He’s got the goods in his pack

So get 'em now 'cause he's not coming back*
Ep. 31 - Tomb to Dizzappear

The bards are at Wesley's whim, and unlike Conway, there's no telling what he has in store.

## Tomb to Dizzappear

### Lyrics

*Head up north

Stay on course

To the fork that splits the way

Travel west

Don’t stop to rest

Cause Tendo’s got places to stay

And day and night

You’ll be all right

If you think on this song

So take it slow

And before you know

You’ll find where you belong

Go from there

The road will tear

And north is the Homontha Range

Travel past

Rolling Boulder Pass

Then Sundance will take centerstage*'
Ep. 13 - Water We Waiting For

After some investigation, the bards hit the hay and then have a hot start to the day ... and then must forge an unlikely alliance to save Basom - all before supper!

## Song - "If Basom Fades Away"

### Chord Dice (Major)

* A minor
* G
* F
* E minor

### Drum Roll

* Tails - 10 - Techno 3
* 81 - Techno 4

### Lyrics

**Close your eyes*
You’re in disguise

You say you got some history

And that’s no mystery

You numb the pain

To keep you sane

You tell us you’re a big shot

But that’s not right

Oh Erin, you know

It’s another day

And you can find a way

Oh Erin, to grow

And you can be

More than what they see.

That your bottles are broken

Your demons awoken

And Erin’s gone away

But we know you’re in there

And deep down you still care

If Basom fades away

What do you say?*
The Music That We're Making

## The Music That We're Making

### Album

Chaos Sauce Volume 6

Telling Ethonos to check out some tunes.

### Lyrics

*Verse:

Sit back and taste the music that we’re making for you

Melodic bacon dipped in a creamy rhythm fondue

Feed your ears, Give your taste buds a rest

And sample all our savory sounds

Let the music digest

Solo:

Just taste the music; you never had it before

Everything you could ever want and more

You know you wanna gotta gotta give em a rest

Ooh baby oh let the music digest*
Mvt. II - The River Flows Where The Mountain Leads

## Lyrics

*The river flows where the mountain leads

As it winds its way to the ocean and the sea

The forest grows by the stem and seed

And the wind gives life to the branches and the leaves

Seasons go through the in between

And they're never stuck in the middle

And how do they know to be Autumn or Spring

Breathing life or stillness in the foothills

And how did it come to that, to this,

Any more than I've come to where I am?

And now that I am here, I guess

It'll just be what it is

The river flows where the mountain leads

As the stars look on from a distance

And over the stones, curving through the trees

Is a path, a life, a resistance, and me

And me*
Dream Boyzzz

## Dream Boyzzz

### Chord Dice (major)

* C as given
* E minor
* G
* C
* B diminished

### Drum Roll

* Heads - 93: hip hop 2
* 30: hip hop 4

### Lyrics

**Dream boys*

The Fields start to glow, and that’s how you know

Your nightmare has begun.

When Jenny starts to call, try’n to get you boys to fall

Turn your tails and run.

Oh you dream boys

And if she turns to meat, that could be a tasty treat.

Yeah but Yashee let’s make a plan.

If the boys are safe and sound,

And the meat’s still on the ground,

We’ll do all that we can.

For you dream boys

For you dream boys (times 4)*
A Boy Named Randy G

## A Boy Named Randy G

### Lyrics

I once knew a boy named Randy G

Who came along down this road with me

Oh Randy Randy Randy

His feet are hairy and his butt is too

Well we don’t know for sure but it’s probably true

Oh Randy Randy Randy

Randy tell us how you're feeling today, are you okay?

(Yea I'm fine)

Your family’s gone, and that’s too bad, it’s alright to be sad.

(Did you hear me, I said I'm fine)

We’ll make you feel better, like it or not,

We’ve got a shoulder for your tears and snot

Cause friends like us got your back no matter what

(That's nice but also really gross)

3 foot 3 and can’t read a lick

But when gets on the organ, it’s sick

Oh Randy Randy Randy

Got a wizard in his gut and a dagger in hand

And two best friends playin in his band

Oh Randy Randy Randy

Randy tell us how you're feeling today, are you okay?

(I'm ready to go)

Your family’s gone, and that’s too bad, it’s alright to be sad.

(They're also not dead)

We’ll make you feel better, like it or not,

It might not work but it’s worth a shot

Cause friends like us got your back no matter what

(You know what, if it'll get this song over, yes. Awesome)

YEA! SWEET!
Catch 'Em Up

## Song (Catch 'Em Up)

*Catch ‘em up, snatch ‘em up, latch ‘em up,

The little spider we gonn

Mash ‘em up, slash ‘em up, smash ‘em up,

And then into the fire.

Turn it up, burn it up, urn it up,

And send it to your mother, ahhhhh!

Catch ‘em up, snatch ‘em up, latch ‘em up,

The little spider we gonn

Mash ‘em up, slash ‘em up, smash ‘em up,

And then into the fire.

Turn it up, burn it up, urn it up,

And send it to your ma!*
Бесстрашие

### **Описание:**

Бесстрашие – не по лунам крепкий и сильный самец. Имя говорит само за себя: в достаточно больших глазах цвета янтаря блещет смелость. Но не стоит его бояться: забавные длинные кисточки украшают его длинные уши и всем своим видом выдают добрый и веселый нрав обладателя. Как и подобает рассветным рысям, основной цвет у него – огненно-рыжий; щеки, грудка и задние части лап, однако посветлее – кремовые. Не затеряться в бесконечных полях и пустошах самцу помогают темно-бурые пятнышки, от носа до кончика хвоста покрывающие его недлинную шерстку.

**Интересные факты:**

* Стал первым Познавшим в племени.
* Может ответить на любой вопрос об игре.
* Его ID: 3520
Usumptin

The Axe Usumptin (as in "ask you something") is Raz'ul's axe guitar. In the first episode, Goodrich describes it as a cross between Marceline's axe from Adventure Time and Gene (Klein) Simmons, an Israeli-American musician's, axe bass. It is rarely used as an actual axe however, and has been used to cast both bardic and druidic spells.
Ali Grant-Claset

Ali plays Yashee in the Bombarded podcast. She has earnt a Bachelor's of Music in Music Education.

Teaching all the little children at her elementary school about music is only one of the things Ali does outside of jamming with Lindby. She also enjoys gaming with her hubby, Kyle (nothing like a good season of Rocket League!), listening to Ween, playing piano, and a good, ol fashioned round of D&D!
Bernard Pioneer

Bernie

**Bernard Pioneer** was a flute player at Joey Drew studios before becoming a creature with a music disc instead of the head.

## Personality

Bernard and a 55 year old American man and he is very poet and intelligent he to friends like Eugene Crow, René Auriol, Vincent Coty, and Jimmy Scales, but he doesn't like Harry Fletcher, for the smoked cigarettes and Joey Drew, for the Ink Machine.
BomBARDed Singles Vol 1

"*Here is a collection of songs that we've made in mailbags, recaps, out-of-character specials, etc, that we wanted to make available to everyone! These span from 2017 through 2020 and we'll keep releasing volumes of these songs as we make them during the making of the podcast.*
We hope you enjoy!*"*
North Stars

The Norths Stars are one of the first-year note classes at Strumlotts, specifically Class C.

## Origin

The group's name was chosen by Gareth sometime in the first two weeks of the school year. The name has Gareth's last name in it (North), alluding to Gareths opinion of himself as the 'face-man' of the band.

## Members

Note Class C is taught by Christina Blackblade, and its members are:

* Gareth North
* Ilda Glintrock
* Tabitha Wright.

## Trivia

* In contrast to Chaos Sauce, the members of the North Stars are not close friends. It is unknown if this is common or uncommon in Strumlott's classes.
	+ It may be more uncommon, as Headmistress Greenspire has mentioned that students' histories and goals are considered when entering the school so as to place them in groups that are suited to them.
Ep. 14 - Bardception

Chaos Sauce investigates some sleeping problems, learn a little more about the night the meteorite struck, and finally make their way across the desert to the impact site.

## Plot

This episode begins with our bards heading out from Erin's house to help out the Pell brothers. They encounter Mary, going by on crutches. She'd been playing out in the glow-fields with the Pell brothers and Jenny when the meteor crashed and lost her leg. The brothers had been having nightmares since that night, and so our bards are going to try to help. Fingerbones comes out of the door, looking very tired, having played songs to the brothers all night. The boys awake with a scream when the bards enter and describe their nightmare to them. It starts in the glow-fields, with Jenny standing and beckoning them, leading them to a cliff which isn't in the real glow-fields. She then turns into a pile of meatballs, which overrun the Boys and drag them to the cliff. They hang on above a giant circular maw (think Sarlacc pit), and the dream ends as they're about to fall in. After some Eddie mischief with a 'accidental' blinding of one of the twins, Randy hides under the bed and casts the spell he had originally planned: sleep. The 'Inception' song which they then ensemble play, *Dream Boyzzz*, enters the boys' dream. The Nightmare Jenny recognises the presence of our bards and cuts the connection.

After this side-quest, they leave the house and meet with the rest of the investigation group (the BOI), before boarding their sandatees and heading out into the desert. Raz'ul and Randy share a sandatee, but not before some more Eddie mischief, convincing him to untie Connor's saddle bags. They have a conversation about Eddie as they travel, while Yashee befriends her sandatee, Sandy. They travel through the desert and a sandstorm to arrive at the glow-fields.

> *"You can see the glow stones littered about. In the centre of this area there is a much larger boulder which is just beaming bright in comparison to the other ones. On the far side of this area you notice there are two people...You can see that they're standing in the middle of almost a half set up kind of camp, and there is a ridge of dirt that is behind that camp...it goes in a good circle, you can see that it circles around, but you cant quite see what's behind it because of the height of the ridge.*
>
>

> ...
>
>

> *In the centre of this crater there is a hole. And it just goes down. Down. Down, into the dark."*
>
>

## Song - "Dream Boyzzz"

### Chord Dice (major)

* C as given
* E minor
* G
* C
* B diminished

### Drum Roll

* Heads - 93: hip hop 2
* 30: hip hop 4

### Lyrics

**Dream boys*

The Fields start to glow, and that’s how you know

Your nightmare has begun.

When Jenny starts to call, try’n to get you boys to fall

Turn your tails and run.

Oh you dream boys

And If she turns to meat, that could be a tasty treat.

Yeah but Yashee let’s make a plan.

If the boys are safe and sound,

And the meat’s still on the ground,

We’ll do all that we can.

For you dream boys (times 4)*
The bombarDEAD Halloween Special

Our bards big and small,

Come to Beln for the fall,

But the town is in an upheaval.

The house with the frights,

That Can turn your hair white,

Is suddenly acting real evil!

It's our Halloween Special! We had an absolute blast making it and hope you enjoy!

Content warnings:

43:40 - 44:51 mild dental horror, 51:15 - 51:58 blood
Chow Down

## Chow Down

### Lyrics

*Stop, put your plans on hold

Listen up and you’ll be sold

Cause we got something just for you

That you’ll be thrilled to chew

We whipped up a tasty treat

It’s tempting, with a smell so sweet

That fertilized aroma goes

Right up your mossy nose

Na na na na na na na na nommmm

Got rave reviews

And you’re our muse

Five star cuisine

Best you ever seen

Forget Cage, this grubs the best

Your vines can’t wait to try that zest

We can see you’re salivating

Drop that dude and stop debating

Time’s up cause dinner’s served!

And big plate of what you deserve!

We made it with all we got

So get it while it’s hot

Na na na na na na na na nommmm

You’ll love the taste

That we create

That stanky chow

Come get it now*
Melvin the Magnificent

A "Wizard" who performs his magical show for entertainment. Our bards met him in the Buffalo Wings place in the underground multi-College town. his magic is always more miss than hit.

He attends Arcanium University.

## Story

### Getting Schooled

The bards first meet Melvin in the Buffalo Wings place in Legno Land. The owner of the restaurant (Clark Ruffolo, the anthropomorphic buffalo) asks the bards to try to encourage Melvin.

When Melvin introduces himself the bard's cheer, as other students from Arcanium University walk in, making Melvin nervous as he asks for a volunteer. Randy goes up, but the trick fails. After a few more failed tricks Melvin finishes his act and goes to talk to the bards, the bards then decide to help Melvin with a song.

### The Bicentennial

The bards go to see Melvin's magic show with Conway Tweety. Melvin's magic messes up again and causes a thunderwave, which hits the scaffolding of the nearby construction site. The crane whips around and knocks a pile of boulders down, heading towards Melvin. The Bards try to protect him with a song. The song fails and Melvin is squashed but comes back in another body.
Alto Brown's Orders

## Song - "Alto Brown's Orders"

### Chord Dice

* C as given
* D minor
* C (times 3)

### Drum kit

* heads
* 87 - jazz walts 1
* kit 81 - techno 4

### Lyrics

**Randy:*
I’ve got the hunger, that sweet halfling hunger.

Give me all your waffles and Randy’ll be fine.

Alto:

I’ll curb that hunger and you’ll never want another.

Waffles coming back, and be sure to use the sweet maple butter!

Who’s next?

Ra’zul:

I’m not a picky dwarf, I’ve been living out in the woods.

A chef special, Alto Brown, would leave Ra’zul feeling mighty, mighty good.

Alto:

Well you’re out of the woods now, so it’s time for some good foods.

Boys, the chef special. Braised boar and beignets!

Next please.

Yashee:

I’m hungry today so I’ll start with three sandwiches,

Don’t care what’s on ‘em as long as there’s meat.

Do you have any fruit? No on second thought,

I’ll have tusk soup with a juice and a whole block of cheese.

Alto:

Quick boys, three sandwiches, tusk soup, and a block of cheese, chop chop!

That all sounds good.

Are you sure there’s nothing else?

When I’m your cook, you are the boss.

Sauce, smothered in sauce.*
Locations

* Strumlotts
* Lakeridge
* Sundance, mentioned as a place where regular, non-magical instrument strings can be purchased
* Oodalolli Range, a range of mountains inhabited by the Oodalolli clan of dwarves. Has recently discovered a magical metal called harmonium.
* Mount Tain, part of the Oodalolli Range and Raz'ul's home
* Hemp Hills, Randy's origin
* Silk Grove, a forest a half day's travel north of Lakeridge. Home to phase spiders and Wesley.
Lakeridge

Lakeridge is a town near Strumlotts. The members of Chaos Sauce came through Lakeridge on their way to Strumlotts for the first time, and returned there to look for magical strings for Razul's axe in Episode 1 - Welcome to Strumlotts.

## Location

About half a day travel north of strumlotts, this smaller village has no wall, leaving it open to any kind of attack, but it's quaint. Small farms dot the main road into town and the buildings are stone walled with thatched roofs. It's equipped with a typical town guard.

## Features

Lakeridge has several establishments of interest:

* Larry's Leathers, which sells leather armour and goods.
* Magical eDay, where adventurers can sell magical items they don't want.
* Gurnmaw's Soup House, a soup kitchen for the homeless.
* Need Something Sharp, where you can buy pointy things such as simple weapons. Logo is a sharp symbol (#).
* Durden's Punch Bowl, a drinking establishment and fight club.
Ep. 38 - Getting Schooled Mvt. VIII

The bards get some grub with Orfell and Tabitha in Legno Land. They are treated to a fairly wild magic show and then Randy gets a special delivery.

## Song - "Melvin the Magnificent"

### Lyrics

*It’s not Milton

It’s not Morris

It’s not Memphis or Mavis or Millie or Martin

Or Marcus, Mary, Murphy, Marcie, Mason, Marty

No!

It’s Melvin the Magnificent!

It’s not Mabel

It’s not Malcolm

It’s not Maddie or Marshall or Matthew or Macy

Or Monty, Mikka, Mandy, Marley, Mercy, Mickey

No!

It’s Melvin the Magnificent!*
Discordant Fields

The Discordant Fields lie southeast of Strummlotts. They are known for the sound they emit, described by Kyle as "a dissonance that begins to shift and change before permuting to create a brief moment of resolution before cascading into a torrent of dissonance again."

The Discordant Fields are also home to the rare (and tasty) Bear Berries.
Ep. 11 - Out of the Frying Pan

Hard times are falling on our bards, but hopefully nothing else hard falls on them as they try to escape the collapsing ruins around them!

## Song - "A Civilization Left Behind"

### Chord Dice

* C as given
* D minor
* B dimished
* F

### Drum Roll

* Heads/bank 1: 44 - rock 24
* Kit: 85 - techno 8

### Lyrics

**The ruins will ruin your day*
If you wind up here, find another way

around the ruins, in the desert you’ll find

A civilization left behind

The town seemed nice, we all got along

We made them a deal and wrote them a song

They showed us a rock, we bought the whole pitch

But everything changed when they brought out Mitch

Ruins will ruin your day

If you wind up here, find another way

around the ruins, in the desert you’ll find

A civilization left behind

Fighting with Jairah, fierce and mean

We found ourselves trapped in a void with a fiend

We played our way out and the city collapsed

So running away was our only way past

Ruins will ruin your day

If you wind up here, find another way

around the ruins, in the desert you’ll find

A civilization left behind

Out in the Stri we ran for our lives

Raz was a frog and followed behind

Surfing the sands was scary and new

We’ll never come back, and neither should you

Ruins will ruin your day

If you wind up.....

(They ran off Reginald, and Symbol stopped them)*
Japhne

Japhne is a member of and researcher for the BOI who travels to the meteor site with our bards in the Basom Arc.

## Physical Description

Upon our bard's first meeting with her, she is described with the following traits:

* Crescent moon tattoo which lines her right jawline
* Flowing purple and blue robe, that mimics the night sky - comets streaking across it every once in a while
Silkgrove

The bards travel to Silkgrove in episode 2 with Wesley to get Raz'ul some new phase spider strings. The tress all have a webbed/silk looked about them - it's called 'Silkgrove' for a reason.

Silkgrove is a forest in the foothills of the Dragonspine mountains, the southern part of the Oodalolli Mountain Range.

## Features

### Wesley's House

It's more of a shack, but it's described as a two-story shack with a single door and window downstairs. There's a red, magically produced flame light (which turns green, like a lock) by the door and broken porch swing and broken barrels out the front.
The Punch Bowl

A fearsome three who musically

Collect the bits of history.

*Yashee, she’s a barbarian,*
As tall as she can be.

She’ll fight all night, but she’s all right,

A scrapper yes indeed.

*Ra’zul, son of Da’zul,*
He’s a Druid and a dwarf.

An Oodalolli hailing

From the mountains of the north.

*Oh and then there’s Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy. Yes I’m Randy, Randy, Randy, Randal.*
...it’s Randy..

Is his name!*
A Little Louder

## A Little Louder

### Lyrics

*I wish I was a little louder and

Fairly lively and a bit more grand

Jaunty like the bards who’ve crossed the land

Steady as the waves upon the sand

And oh the joy, the joy, the joy

Of all the noise, the noise, the noise

I wish I was a little louder and

When I begin to play

In this exuberant way

The verses that we sing are amplifying

And building up the sound

Where rhapsodies abound

And every note you hear intensifying

I need a push to power up my roar

Turn it up and let the music soar

Louder than you’ve ever heard before

A melody that no one can ignore

And oh the joy, the joy, the joy

Of all the noise, the noise, the noise

I wish I was a little louder and

When I begin to play

In this exuberant way

The verses that we sing are amplifying

And building up the sound

Where rhapsodies abound

And every note you hear intensifying*
Ep. 47 - The Bicentennial, Mvt. III

Deal-makin’ & meet-ups are on the docket for today, as well as Melvin’s magic show! And knowing Melvin, he’s gonna crush his performance.

## Song

### Chord Dice

F# Given

* F# diminished
* D Major
* E Minor
* 2 Wilds

### Drums

* Bank: 50: Blues 5
* Kit: 67: Rock 14

### Lyrics

Ahhhhh
When the stones come down Melvin disappears
In a puff of smoke while the people fear
That he’s been destroyed by this rocky shower
But look, lo ho, this very hour
The crowd has seen his greatest trick
For standing on debris and bricks
Is the one, the only
the most magnificent
Melvin!

The crowd is stunned as Melvin stands
Atop his pile with outstretched hands
But then they cheer, oh happy day!
Hoorah! Huzzah! Hip hip hooray!
Young Melvin’s here without a scrape
He takes a bow and throws his cape
The one the only
The keeper of our hearts
Melvin!
Sneak It Up

To check our back every second, cause it’s all on the line, but we’ll be fine

We gotta...

Sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak it up (x3)

In a rush but keep it hush hush

Out of sight all day and night

We’re gonna move slyly right in front of their eyes

But we don’t need a distraction or some kind of clever disguise, it’s no surprise

We’re gonna....

Sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak it up (x3)

Covert and fully alert

You can tell we’re on the DL

We’re gonna keep sneakin’

Right on down the road

Ya keep looking but we’ll be bookin yeah

Where’d we go?

you don’t even know!

You’ve met you match, you’re never gonna catch us no