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The Grand Egglet

The Grand Egglet is an ancient magical artifact first discovered by Alabaman settlers during the late Motifigon Era, when the first group led by Motifa came to Texas and built the city of Big Daddy.

Later, Sean Bean and Spangy of the Spinguis found the ancient magical relic in the ruins of the ancient Alabaman city of Big Daddy.
Ratboy Genius

Hooray for him

🎶" knock Knock, its me the Ratboy Genius, i just came over to say hi, I'm the little Ratboy Genius, i hope we have a happy time"🎶

the little Ratboy Genius is a small yellow rat of smarts in a faraway kingdom,

His Channel has musical numbers, stories to tell, and lessons to be learned, him and his friends go on many magical adventures,

He has been mentioned at time during the Oneyplays channel, he even got a song composed by Chris O'Neill himself.

## Trivia

* Ratboy's design bears an uncanny resemblance to a scene in the Simpsons where Homer hallucinates and perceives Bart as a "rat boy." Whether or not this was intentional on the creator's part is uncertain.
* I still have nightmares about this guy
Protofeathers

Protofeathers are these things that some cool dinos had on 'em that were more like hairs, according to a very reliable source.

## Trivia

* Since some dinos had protofeathers, it means that T-Rex has a cool handlebar mustache and YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
* This isn't a lie though, this is something that some dinos definitely had. And some of them do look like hairs even. Zach knows his shit.

## Resources

1. ↑ https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Sinosauropteryxfossil.jpg
Snowboard Kids 2

> "Welcome to the magical world of Disney, I liked that damned soul in the logo." - Julian.
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***Snowboard Kids 2*** 超スノボキッズ (chō sunobo kizzu) is a snowboarding video game developed by Racdym and published by Atlus. It is the sequel to *Snowboard Kids.*

The mysterious youth Damien has invaded Snow Town, determined to make the lives of the Snowboard Kids miserable through trickery and sabotage. Between rampaging snowmen, the crazy experiments of new member Wendy Lane and other wacky adventures, the Snowboard Kids better be on their guard!

## Trivia

* Ding Dong used to play Snowboard Kids with Marvin the Martian.
SpongeBob SquarePants

The Sponge himself. Art by JabaToons

> "What are you gonna tell her, you gonna tell her I hit you? You gonna tell her I'm crazy? That I need to be stopped?" - SpongeBob, in a grainy webcam video documenting his abuse of Mermaid Man
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**Robert T. Sponge**, better known as **SpongeBob SquarePants**, is a sponge-tacular little yellow creature with a rectangular body and square pants. He's the star of a long-running Nickelodeon cartoon named after him and was created by the late Stephen Hillenberg. He is voiced by Tom Kenny, notable for saying "doop doop doo" and having a son who watches OneyPlays.

He lives in the city of Bikini Bottom. His neighbors Patrick Star and ~~OctoSquid~~ Squidward Tentacles are also his best friends—although his positive relationship with the latter is one-sided. He is currently employed at The Krusty Krab, a restaurant owned and operated by greedy quarter-lover Mr. Krabs.

He is a protagonist of *SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom* and its remake. In it, he and his friends must collect "teh golden shpatchlordz" to stop Plankton's robots from taking over Bikini Bottom.

## Trivia

* He is the ultimate thing beloved by all children.
* Zach did storyboard work for an episode of SpongeBob's cartoon.
* He doesn't know how to communicate the way we do so he does so through violence and aggression. This is evidenced by his record of elder abuse, love for killing tikis, and eagerness to kill Zach if the two are ever locked in the same room.
* Lyle's impression of him is honestly really friggin' good.
	+ Additionally, he associates SpongeBob with pain and grants him every bit of his personal information.
* People made him say the N-word through the magic of artificial intelligence.
* He loves *Muse Dash*. He loves it so much that he telepathically streamed the game's trailer to the Bois' smart TV.
Matt Watson

" We need to stop the Oklahoma City bombing! "
 — Mr. Watson.

***Matthew H. (Hubris) Watson***, commonly referred to as ***Matt***, ***MattWatt*** and sometimes ***Brat Watson*** or even ***Rat Watson***, is one-half of the Let's Play channel SuperMega, a former editor of Markiplier's channel, as well Game Grumps. Originating from the Deep South of the United States, He is the self-confessed lover of Julian. He is also in an abusive relationship with Ryan Magee.

His hobbies include jerking it to Splatoon porn, collecting big greens, being cool and radical (both at all times), smoking crack (hence why he is skinny and has dark circles under his eyes), eating iced creams, and watching Family Guy. He also has small penis and worships biker Jesus, further confirming the fact he isn't the only member of OneyPlays to worship Jesus like Oney himself.

Matt also mentioned on episode 122 of the SuperMega podcast that he is cool and feels tubularly about himself when he is on OneyPlays because he makes the viewers laugh so hard that they spit milk out of their nose, even when they aren’t drinking any milk.

Matt has yet to return to OneyPlays, leading people wondering if he and Chris still talked. When asked about this on Reddit, Chris responded that they haven't contacted him in a few years and that *"that's fine by me."*

## Appearances

* Banjo-Kazooie
* Crash Bandicoot for PC (one-off)
* Creepy Pasta Land 2: SCP Force (one-off)
* Inspector Gadget (one-off)
* Jumping Flash!
* Kingdom Hearts (Episodes 5-12)
* Luigi's Mansion
* Mega Man X
* Minecraft (Steve's Story) (one-off)
* Pokemon (Red Version) (Episodes 11-17, 20-31)
* Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
* Zelda: Oracle of Ages

## Trivia

* He likes Rickrolling people
* His brain works too hard
* When he went to high school on the bus he would always get a huge boner when it arrived at the school so he would have to put his backpack on the front so nobody could see it
* There may be a theory that his mother is Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club as shown in the animation "SuperMega ANIMATED - Voicemail to Matt's Mom (3 Year Anniversary)" but it brings up many questions so lets just say its false until more info arises.
* He really likes Family Guy
* He likes Nostalgia Critic, but when people laugh when he admits it, he retracts his head into his ribcage in embarrassment like a tortoise.
* His penis is piebald like a cow. He tends to deny this fact. However, Chris and Ryan stick the fact that is.
* He had a severe case of emetophobia, stating to even have had genuine panic attacks when seeing his colleagues vomit.
* He once ate a cockroach. He didn't like it at all.
* Matt Watson should not be mistaken for the insidious figure known as Paul Joseph Watson.
* He obsesses over the idea of Homer Simpson having an iPad, and Maggie giving a feminist speech.
* The worst word he ever spelled with spaghetti noodles is "Capitalism"
* He can do an incredible impression of the 44th president of the United States, Barack Obama.
Skeletomar

Skeletomar, in the not-flesh

**Skeletomar** (also known as **Skeleton Tomar**) is Joshua Tomar's spooky alter ego. He's exactly as cool and powerful as regular Tomar, except he has no skin or organs and is quite spooky. Tomar dons his skeleton form during the entirety of the month of October, reverting to his regular fleshy self come the start of November.
Oney Sleighs

**Oney Sleighs**is an annual event that takes place in the month of December on the OneyPlays channel. It has been a tradition since 2016.

## **Games Played**

### **2016**

* The Grinch (One-Off)
* Pen Pen TriIcelon (One-Off)
* The Polar Express
* Christmas NiGHTS Into Dreams (One-Off)

### **2017**

* Antarctic Adventure (One-Off)
* Snowboard Kids 2 (One-Off)
* Ice Climber (One-Off)
* Santa's Vacation (One-Off)
* Nagano Winter Olympics '98 (One-Off)

### **2020**

* A Very Newgrounds Christmas Special (One-Off)

### 2021

* Home Alone
* A WEBSPLORERS Christmas

## **Trivia**

* Oney Sleighs 2017 is the only time so far where a holiday special has been nothing but one-offs.
* Oney Sleighs 2018 had only one episode because Chris O'Neill didn't have time to play with anybody
Yoru Nagatsuki (Incandescent Storm)

Name: Yoru Nagatsuki (Incandescent Storm)

JPName: 長月 夜 [白熱の嵐]

Rarity: 1

Type: Love

Stats: (min / max / complete board)

Love: 980 / 1,465 / --

Power: 804 / 1,233 / --

Cool: 739 / 1,052 / --

Center Skill: **Love Moon Party**- Raises the unit's Love by 12% (Lv1)

Sub Skill: **Sincerely Serious**- Every 5 seconds there is a 25% chance that the score of Perfects will increase by 12% for 2 seconds (Lv1)

Flavor Text:
"I'm Procellarum's Yoru Nagatsuki. Um... I don't stand out very much, but I am an idol.
I look forward to working with you!"

CG:
Mr. Maze

NO ONE ESCAPES THE MAZE MEISTER'S GAZE!

**Mr. Maze** is a first-person fantasy adventure game developed by Mark J. Lovegrove and published by Screen 7. Peter Porter and his daughter Penny are transported into a strange land after entering a local maze attraction. Peter now must solve a number of mazes and challenges in order to rescue her from the mysterious Maze Meister!

## Episodes

1. MR. MAZE
2. "Please, PLEASE, Stop Dancing..." - MR. MAZE
3. "There is always another maze..." - MR. MAZE
The Chocolate Jelly River

Its pretty holy, if ya know what I mean.

" Wexford is truley a beautiful place "
 — The description for The Chocolate Jelly River video.

***The Chocolate Jelly River***, also known as or ***The Shit River***, is the main tourist attraction in Wexford, Ireland, and is mostly enjoyed by Irish lads Chris O'Neill and Niall Murray. Located in Crescent Quay, it takes up part of the Wexford Harbor of the larger River Slaney, and to this day it stands time and you can visit and throw lots of rocks into it.

The river's selling point is to simply throw rocks into it and have fun. Because of how frequently rocks are tossed into it, it is dotted with numerous holes.

## History

The Chocolate Jelly River, to put simply, is a build-up of mud that occurred at Wexford Harbor. How exactly it formed is unknown, but Chris himself commented that the river "smells bad", implying that it may also contain sewage.

During Giuseppe's reign in Ireland, he jumped into the river after a football team won a game, cutting open his leg on a shopping trolley that was in it.

On June 17th, 2014, the OneyPlays channel uploaded a eponymously titled video that features Chris and Niall hanging out near the Chocolate Jelly River and throwing rocks into it.

## Gallery

The Chocolate Jelly River has even been referenced in the famous game Hitman 2.
Pinocchio

***Disney's Pinocchio*** is a platformer puzzle adventure game from Virgin Interactive, and is based on Walt Disney's animated feature film of the same name. The game follows the plot of the film, using intertitles between levels to convey the story, in the form of a children's storybook.

## Episodes

1. PINOCCHIO
2. FINALE - PINOCCHIO
Outlast

***Outlast*** is a first-person survival horror game developed and published by Red Barrels. The game revolves around freelance investigative journalist Miles Upshur, who decides to investigate a remote psychiatric hospital named Mount Massive Asylum, located deep in the mountains of Lake County, Colorado.

## Episodes

1. OUTLAST
2. It's getting KINDA scary in OUTLAST

## Trivia

* This is the first playthrough of Boney Plays 2021.
Lego City Undercover

***Lego City Undercover*** is an action-adventure platformer game developed by TT Fusion and published by Nintendo. Originally released as a Wii U exclusive, the game was rereleased in 2017, now published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment.

Based on the City themed toy line by Lego, the narrative follows cop Chase McCain as he returns to Lego City and pursues escaped crime boss Rex Fury. Gameplay features McCain both exploring the open world hub of Lego City, and completing self-contained levels featuring puzzles and combat.

## Episode

1. LEGO CITY UNDERCOVER
2. HOT Southern Bells in LEGO CITY UNDERCOVER
Prince Andrew

Chicken Nuggies are my favorite thing to eat, other than the virginity of minors.

### Enemies

The BBC

**Prince Andrew, Duke of York** KG, GCVO, CD, ADC (Andrew Albert Christian Edward; born 19 February 1960), is a member of the British royal family. He is the third child and second son of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He is ninth in the line of succession to the British throne.

Andrew served in the Royal Navy as a helicopter pilot and instructor and as the captain of a warship. During the Falklands War, he flew on multiple missions including anti-surface warfare, Exocet missile decoy, and casualty evacuation. In 1986, he married Sarah Ferguson and was created Duke of York. They have two daughters, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie. Their marriage, separation in 1992, and divorce in 1996 attracted extensive media coverage. He served as the UK's Special Representative for International Trade and Investment for 10 years until July 2011.

Prince Andrew has been accused of child sexual abuse by Virginia Giuffre, who alleges that Andrew initiated a sexual encounter with her while knowing that she was a minor who was sex trafficked by American financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. In November 2019, Andrew suspended his public duties "for the foreseeable future" following intense negative reaction to a television interview for the BBC's *Newsnight* programme. The interview was mainly concerned with responding to Giuffre's allegation, as well as Andrew's connections to Epstein. In May 2020, it was announced that Andrew would permanently resign from all public roles over his ties to Epstein. Andrew is a person of interest in the criminal investigation into Epstein's affairs; US authorities have filed a mutual legal assistance request to the UK in order to formally interrogate Andrew. As of September 2021, Andrew is the defendant in a lawsuit over sexual assault filed by Giuffre in New York State. Andrew has categorically denied Giuffre's claims and has stated that he has no recollection of meeting her.

## In AI Dungeon

He is a noble whose castle was under attack by Orcs.
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse

***Shantae and the Pirate's Curse*** is a platform game developed and published by WayForward Technologies for the Nintendo 3DS and the Wii U. It is the third game in the *Shantae* series, following the eponymous half-genie Shantae as she once again has to save Sequin Land from a new foe, the Pirate Master, with help from her nemesis Risky Boots.

## Episodes

1. Hello This is the First Episode Haha
2. Astro Daddy
3. Mario Roleplaying
4. Stank Ham

## Trivia

* Because Cory was the main player for this playthrough, every video uploaded in this series has the intro replaced with "CORY Plays" instead of Oney.
Spuppy

Who is this man?

> "I am Spuppy!" - his famous catchphrase.
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Spuppy is an unknown entity who kept Chris and Cory hostage while they were trying to play Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for the third fucking time.

Luckily, the big buff man known as Tomar came to fight it off before it hurt Chris and Cory, but the question remains.. what was it?

## What We Know

Spuppy is similar to Cthulhu from H.P Lovecraft's 'Call of Cthulhu', as its true form destroys the sanity of those who look upon it. Its true name registers as only an ear piercing tone to those who are not worthy to hear it.

## Theories

### *Theory #1: Spuppy is RubberRoss*

Spuppy's true name sounds to be about the length of Ross's name, but Ross has had no problem with his identity being put out there in the past. Plus, he doesn't really sound like him.

### *Theory #2: Spuppy is Phantom Arcade*

Dave has been on OneyPlays before with his name fully uncensored. Spuppy's true name is about the length of Dave's, though.

### *Theory #3: Spuppy is Tom Fulp*

Spuppy's true name sounds to be the length of Tom's, but Tom has had no problems being publicly associated with Chris or any of the OneyPlays boys in the past.

### *Theory #4: Spuppy is Jake from PUBG*

This is the most likely theory as of now. Spuppy's true name sounds to be the length of Jake's, and when Chris is spectating Jake it says 'Spectating *Spuppy*'. His voice is also similar to Spuppy's.
Postal 2

***Postal 2*** is a 2003 first-person shooter developed by Running with Scissors and published by Whiptail Interactive. It is the sequel to the 1997 game *Postal.* Unlike it's predecessor, *Postal 2* is played from a first-person perspective.

Set in the fictional town of Paradise, *Postal 2* follows the life of "The Postal Dude", who must carry out mundane tasks throughout an in-game week, with the player deciding how violently or passively he will react to various situations. The player navigates the open world to carry out his chores, with player choice having an effect on the setting.

## Episode

1. POSTAL 2
2. Pee'd DLC in POSTAL 2
The Copper Balloon Hypothetical

The Copper Balloon Hypothetical is a hypothetical Ding Dong created. To quote him, "Chris, if they had a machine that you put a penny in it, and it turns into a giant copper balloon, how many would you get?"

Chris says he would get infinity of these copper balloons, and has said that "You could make a house out of that."

After that, they argued over the physics of copper balloons for a short amount of time.

The hypothetical itself was created in the 4th episode of the Super Mario Sunshine playthrough.
Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus

***Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus*** (known as ***Sly Raccoon*** in PAL territories) is a stealth platformer video game developed by Sucker Punch Productions and published by Sony Computer Entertainment for the PlayStation 2. It is the first installment of the *Sly Cooper* series.

The game focuses on master thief Sly Cooper and his gang, Bentley the Turtle and Murray the Hippo, as they seek out the Fiendish Five to recover his family's "Thievius Raccoonus," a book with the accumulation of all of Sly's ancestors' thieving moves.

## Episode

1. SLY COOPER AND THE THIEVIUS RACCOONUS
2. Becoming (Guitar) Heroes in SLY COOPER AND THE THIEVIUS RACCOONUS

## Trivia

* The game is known as ***Sly Raccoon*** in PAL territories because the word "Cooper" is considered an offensive curse in Europe territories.
Sparkster

***Sparkster*** is a side-scrolling platformer video game developed and published by Konami for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. The game was directed by Hideo Ueda and was released in Japan on September 1994, in North America in October 1994, in Europe in 1994.

*Sparkster* is a different game from the Sega Genesis version despite having the same title in North America and Europe, which bore the full title of *Sparkster: Rocket Knight Adventures 2*, and has no plot continuity with the original *Rocket Knight Adventures*. However, the two games have the same soundtrack.
Mega Man X

> "Welcome to the future; in the future, everyone is a Google Glass. It's not so different!" - Julian and Chris introducing the game.
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***Mega Man X*** is an action platformer game developed and published by Capcom. It was the first game in the *Mega Man X* series, a spin-off of the original *Mega Man* series.

You play as Mega Man X, an android member of a military task force called the Maverick Hunters. With the help of his partner Zero, X must thwart the plans of Sigma, a powerful Maverick leader wishing to bring about human extinction.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. Blue Bombus
2. Pigs in a Blanket
3. Gay bart
4. Ding Dong Smells
5. The FIFTH Episode
6. FINALE
Rhinosaurus

The Rhinosaurus in it's natural habitat

> "We feel bad for the elephants and rhinosauruses!" ~ Zach Hadel
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The Rhinosaurus is a critically endangered species of megafauna native to Africa. It was mentioned in the Spider-Man 2 playthrough by Zach while he and Chris were making fun of both animal rights activists and anti-SJWS.

## Physiology

The average Rhinosaurus is a large dinosaur/mammal hybrid that can be best described as "the body of a T-Rex with the head of a Rhinoceros". Rhinosauruses have two keratin horns similar to that of a Black Rhino.

## Diet

Rhinosauruses are omnivorous creatures, meaning that they feed on both meat and plant based foods. The Rhinosauruses teeth are just like rhino teeth but bigger.

## Trivia

* "Rhinosaurus" seems to be a deliberate mispronunciation/misspelling of the word "Rhinoceros" played for laughs.
	+ The fact above is completely false, Rhinosauruses are real and their lives are at stake, this is no laughing matter.
The F On The Wall

"WHAT DOES IT MEAN"-Chris O'Neill

WHAT DOES IT MEAN??!!!

Eff

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The F On The Wall,or just "F",is possibly the most misterious character from the OOPCU (Official OneyPlays Cinematic Universe) and it will probably remain that for as long as we know.

Being first seen by the eagle-eyed (Not to confuse with the glass-eyed [The original one,not the other one]) Christopher,it was located in the classic game Resident Evil 3 and it was made by unknown persons/creatures.

It is also to notice that there are other weird symbols surrounding it that resemble the Loss lines.Since F is also generally used for the death of someone,it could maybe be a spooky dooky ghost goofing around Raccoon City (Julian would love that).
Action 52

Your heroes in action must protect the game master.

***Action 52*** is an unlicensed multicart video game compilation developed by Active Enterprises for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

*Action 52* consists of 52 "New and Original" games that cover a variety of genres, with the most common being scrolling shooters and platformers. One of the more notable games is *The Cheetahmen*, Active's attempt at creating a franchise similar to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

## Episodes

1. Blufo
2. Jiggy Jane
3. Clown Economics
4. Move Over Double Dragon
5. Diaper Wolves
6. Cheetah Man
Mike Matei

Founder of Brown Bricks Inc.

Gadget's Slave

Inspector Gadget's murder victim

**Michael "Mike" Matei** is the world famous founder and CEO of Brown Bricks Inc., working alongside Inspector Gadget. His most notable attributes are his invention of brown bricks, his giant 10" dong, and his hilarious webcomic Loco Bandito, for which he received many awards, opportunities, and admiration from one Chris O’Neill.

Recently, he made a joke about a sequel to Minecraft with Gadget entitled Fortnite with Gadget. Receipting "I like buiding brown forts in Fork knife" - 2018
Sonic Heroes

***Sonic Heroes*** is a 3D platformer game developed by Sonic Team USA and published by Sega as part of the *Sonic the Hedgehog* series.

The player has the choice between four teams of three: Team Sonic, Team Dark, Team Rose, and Team Chaotix, each with their own storyline all about collect the seven Chaos Emeralds needed to defeat Doctor Eggman. Within each level, the player switches between the team's three characters, who each have unique abilities, to overcome obstacles.

The theme tune of Sonic Heroes is a banger.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. SONIC HEROES
2. Cory's Gamer Tricks in SONIC HEROES
3. Join The Hootenanny in SONIC HEROES
4. Sonic 4 Prez in SONIC HEROES
5. Cleaning Brown Earwax in SONIC HEROES
6. "The Boy Who Cried Bert" in SONIC HEROES
7. Jawless Amy in SONIC HEROES
8. Getting Trolled in SONIC HEROES
9. Beating Baby Mode in SONIC HEROES
10. Gastrophysics in SONIC HEROES
11. Straining And Clenching in SONIC HEROES
12. Robotnik's Bored Ape in SONIC HEROES
13. Under The Acorn Tree in SONIC HEROES
14. Let's All Get McDonalds® Ice Cream in SONIC HEROES
15. Cory's Sonic 2 Movie Thoughts in SONIC HEROES
16. Sonic Comics in SONIC HEROES
17. Cory Meets Sonic in The Real World in SONIC HEROES
18. Strings Of Bile in SONIC HEROES
19. Robo Riddles And Hypotheticals in SONIC HEROES
20. House Of Beck: Season 1 in SONIC HEROES
21. Hardcore Pranks in SONIC HEROES
22. Finding Cory in SONIC HEROES
23. Robo Worker's Union in SONIC HEROES
24. Filling The Laugh Quota in SONIC HEROES
25. Cory's Hairy Heart in SONIC HEROES
26. The Freakiest Freak Of All in SONIC HEROES
27. SONIC HEROES - Finale

## Trivia

* In *Strings of Bile in SONIC HEROES*, Tomar makes a cameo appearance, where he ominously says "I am here." Tomar makes another appearance in *Hardcore Pranks in SONIC HEROES*, along with Adam, where they are pranked by the Bois pretending to be Stewie Griffin and Homer Simpson
	+ Adam's real name was also revealed to be Adam Wright(?), but the original episode was taken down and reuploaded with all instances of his last name being censored.
The Ball

***The Ball*** is a 2010 first-person action-adventure game developed by Teotl Studios and published by Tripwire Interactive. The player controls an archaeologist trapped in an underground city, armed with only an artifact that can attract or repel a large metal ball. To progress in the game, the ball must be guided into trigger the puzzle mechanisms, act as a platform in platforming or defend the player in combat. As the player progresses, the ball will gain additional abilities, strengthening its combat ability or allowing the player to progress in platforming and puzzles.

## Episodes

1. so this is... THE BALL
2. the iconic inspiring return of THE BALL
Super Mario Odyssey

Mario and the Boys are on an Odyssey

Super Mario Odyssey is a 3D platformer game for the Nintendo Switch developed and published by Nintendo. In this game, Mario is back and better than ever thanks to his new friend Cappy, a sentient hat that allows Mario to possess other characters and objects.

With these newfound powers, Mario will go on yet another journey across various kingdoms to save Princess Peach from Bowser and his plans of forced marriage in a 3D environment similar to those featured in *Super Mario 64* and *Super Mario Sunshine*. You could even say he's going on some sort of *odyssey*.

## The Odyssey Theme Song

In Episode 8, Chris starts to sing a funny little song about Mario that would instantly become an OneyPlays classic and start the "Mario, eh eh eh." meme. Episode 9 was when the now dubbed "Odyssey Theme Song" truly began to take shape:

*"Mario, eh eh eh. Mario. Eh ooh woo!*

*Princess Peach go missing missing, Mario he is a dissing!*

*(Bogeh googeh googeh goo x2)*

*Bowser grab her hee hee hee, Growser make her fi fi fi!*

*(Heh hee hee hee hee hee hee!)*

*Mario say no no no, Mario away he go.*

*Mario say wee wee wee, Mario on an Odyssey!*

*(Mah may hee, foola roo)*

*Ha ha ha, hee hee hee, everybody look at me!"*
Stephen Universe Father

Ross Schwartz (Dead Wife)

> "this is stephen universe father" ~ Chris O'Neill
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Stephen Universe Father is a true role model and an astounding father figure, adored by all. He is a talented musician and a car washer, and has impregnated many rocks and fathered many half rock half human children. More dads should be like Stephen Universe Father.

## Trivia

* Stephen Universe Father is a simple caricature that Chris drew of Greg Universe, a character from the Cartoon Network series "Steven Universe" who is the father of the titular character. The caricature was made outside of OneyPlays, but was posted on Chris's Twitter.
	+ Cory likes Steven Universe, mostly because of the plethora of sexy rock babes it provides that he can draw hentai of.
	+ Unlike Cory, Chris does not like Steven Universe very much. He prefers Clarence.
* Stephen Universe Father appears to have been drawn from memory, as he lacks a few of the key design elements of his televised counterpart. Unlike Greg, Stephen Universe Father lacks the former's eyebrows or the distinct Homer Simpson muzzle and apple-shaped chin.

## References

1. ↑ Twitter: https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/1245477811235643392
The Essentia 2000

"Why would you think I'm a robot?"

**The** **Essentia 2000** is an annoying exposition-giver and deux ex machina from the ever-popular *YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG*. She's the embodiment of boring and ruins the game way more than you'd expect from a single character. She is aware of every single reality but isn't smart enough to summarize her knowledge, thereby taking up way more text boxes than necessary and frequently repeating herself.

Essentia is a parallel version of both Vella Wilde and Semi Pak (Sammy Park), but not actually... It's very confusing. Even if you play the whole game you won't get it fully. This is presumably done on purpose so that the player, like Alex, has no idea what the hell is going on, thus helping them get immersed in the experience.

## Trivia

* She is madly in love with Alex for no particular reason.
* She has no PNG Image of herself on the official *YIIK* site.
* She was assumed to be invented by an Arabian woman.
* Her long and drawn-out monologues have made Chris, in his own words, sneer.
* Her design was initially compared to a sex doll by the Bois.
* She's the only version of Vella that actually likes Alex.
Shovel Knight

***Shovel Knight*** is a 2D side-scrolling platform game developed and published by Yacht Club Games. In the *Shovel of Hope* campaign, players control the eponymous protagonist as he collects treasure and fights against the Order of No Quarter.

The game has received critical acclaim and awards. The full game was released in December 2019 as ***Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove***, which includes three other campaigns *Plague of Shadows*, *Specter of Torment*, and *King of Cards*, along with multiplayer fighting game *Shovel Knight Showdown*.

## Episodes

1. SHOVEL KNIGHT
2. MORE SHOVEL KNIGHT
Mr. Peterschmidt

Rendition by BigUglyJordan

When father-in-law and son-in-law — two impossible friends — equip potara earrings at the Big Drink, they unite into the ultimate harmony of **Mr. Peterschmidt**! However great wealth comes at the cost of true love; what wife wants to also be married to her daddy?! Will Mr. Peterschmidt make the right choice? Find out next time on Family Guy Super

## Trivia

* Mr. Peterschmidt enjoys going to the Big Drink, which Carter Pewterschmidt owns, technically making Mr. Peterschmidt the owner of the Big Drink.
* There is an actual Family Guy episode called "Peterschmidt Manor," which has a humorously similar plot to Ding Dong's jokes about Peter working Carter's job. Despite this, it has nothing to do with the titular Peter-Carter fusion.
Ronald McDonald

Snoopy red noesed fella

The Hamburgerlur

King burger

MoonMan

Birdy M. Starington

Ronald McDonald is the famous McDonald's Mascot,

They say that Ronald makes all the Burgers in the the back himself, but he usually gets his Clown makeup in the patties, this actually spawned a story,

One day a Man was eating a classic McDonald's burger, when he saw a young boy, Ronald waltz into the scene, entertaining the happy kid's, then he arrived at the boy who the man was acknowledging, then the boy looks out the window at a bird, then the Big Mac Clown the stuffed Nose Puss into the patty,

The Man followed the Clown to his home to figure out what just happened, soon it's revealed that Ronald had planned this, they then had a conversation about business, thus creating the Snot Burger made of Booger meat and the Pink Slime, he then split into multiple Ronald's and formed into a Ball to chased the man out of his house,
Porchi

Julian Marcel

**Porchi** is an elderly man gifted with incredible athletic prowess but cursed with immortality. A friend of the Bois, he roams Los Santos, looking for thrills wherever he can.

## Background

Porchi once lived a happy life in Los Santos with his beautiful, loving wife and high-ranking job in the United States Navy. That all changed when he volunteered to be part of a secret military super-soldier program. One of the few subjects to survive the brutal experiments, Porchi left the program having successfully inherited amazing powers from a mysterious alien donor.

Although Porchi's amazing new powers allowed him to do really cool stuff in the Navy, his newfound immortality put a considerable strain on his once happy marriage. Made weary of life and valuing nothing, Porchi spends his eternity putting himself and others in danger in order to feel something again.

## Powers

* Immortality
* Heightened Speed, Strength, and Acrobatic Ability
* Teleportation
* Telekinesis (in cars only)

## Arsenal

* Military-Issue Grapple Rifle
* Wingsuit
* My Bike

## OneyPlays Trivia!

* Porchi's favorite ways of getting his thrills since acquiring his powers are tumbling down mountainsides and out of flying cars. His wife greatly looks down upon this.
* Since he acquired his immortality, Porchi's wife has made several attempts against his life, all of which have naturally proved fruitless.
* It should be noted that Porchi's primarily uses his Grapple Rifle to bind people and objects together. This is symbolic of his desire to be close with his wife again.
Michael Kucinski

* Default
* Proto-Michael

> "..." ~ Michael Kucinski
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**Michael Kucinski** is a photographer who is best known as Alex YIIK's sidekick in the internet's favorite game, YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG. He is the super duper wacky lovable comic relief who was suppose to add some hilarious dialogue, but they forgot to add them I guess. To compensate for that, they made the super duper looper Cooper cool Proto-Michael that makes you wish you never asked for him to have a personality in the first place.

## Notable Quotes

* "..."
* "..."
* "..."
* "Smile for the camera, baby!'

## Trivia

* He likes cameras.
* Michael is wall-eyed in his character portrait in combat, likely due to the fact he is not present mentally, which explains why he doesn't talk at all during the game.
* He co-founded ONISM-1999.
* Proto-Michael gains the ability to have character dialogue and chest hair.
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

"Zhis is meih fucking epic head"

***Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance*** is an action hack and slash made by Kojima Productions and later finished by Platinum Games, and published by Konami. Kojima took over the project from the start, but ended up quitting as he didn't considered it a game that belongs to the timeline. The game features what you expect from your usual hack and slash, while also maintaining certain aspects from the original metal gear series such as stealth sections and convoluted, over the top plotlines.

The story follows the cyborg ninja Raiden, in a series of events taking place 4 years after *Metal Gear 4: Guns of the Patriots*. Raiden has to do everything in his power to stop a new secret organization from throwing the world into a third world war and ultimately defeat America's greatest politician.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE
2. Certified Booping - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance PART 2
3. The PERFECT Nugget - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance PART 3
4. El Raiden - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance PART 4
5. Lil' Brainos - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance PART 5
6. Slippery Mike - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - PART 6
7. Jack The Memer - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - PART 7
8. Eating Paste - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance PART 8
9. Blowhole - Metal Gear Rising PART 9
10. Mr. Bright Eyes - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance PART 10
11. Water Whopper - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - PART 11
12. Green Eggs and Sam - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance PART 12
13. The Fleshtones - Metal Gear Rising PART 13
14. FINALE - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

## Trivia

* This is probably the Lets' Play that Chris enjoyed the most, complaining few times if none. It goes so far as to see him getting caught up in the epicness of the ending final battle.
* If MatPat saw what Raiden can do, he would have a fucking aneurysm.
* it's fun to cut arms off.
Minority Report: Everybody Runs

***Minority Report: Everybody Runs*** is a third-person shooter beat-'em-up game based on the 2002 film *Minority Report*. It was developed by Treyarch and published by Activision.

In the late-21st century, where technology can predict crimes before they're committed, police chief John Anderton must go on the run when he's predicted to murder a man.

## Episodes

1. DAAA
2. Hey there :)
3. Big Realistic Rat
4. ABCs
Luigi's Mansion 3

***Luigi's Mansion 3*** is an action-adventure game developed by Next Level Games and published by Nintendo. It is the third main installment in the Luigi's Mansion series following Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. The game sees players taking on the role of Luigi who must explore a haunted hotel and rescue his friends from the friggen sweet ghosts that inhabit it, after the group is tricked into visiting it for a vacation by King Boo.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. Luigi's Mansion 3
2. King of the Babes
3. Clone Gone AWOL
4. Dorkwinkle
5. #Gthbget
6. Beetlehead
7. Mindblown
8. Maclunkey
9. Lugreeni Movies
10. Noid in Chef
Shenmue

***Shenmue*** is an action-adventure game developed by Sega AM2 and published by Sega for the Dreamcast in 1999 in Japan and late 2000 in other territories.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. Oney Tries to Play Shenmue WITH FRIENDS
2. Dead Daddy
3. Pussy Cat
4. Gaggle of Gossips
5. You Arcade
6. Child Murderer
7. Funny Bear Burger
8. The Three Blades
9. Toy Eater
10. Take You to the Barbershop
11. Search for Sailors
12. Bar Hopping
13. Heartbeats Bar

## Trivia

* Chris and Julian's facial expressions on the thumbnail differ to most OneyPlays thumbnails at the time, as they look more concerned/disgusted.
* Due to a production error, the Dreamcast has trouble reading the game’s disks. The boys had some trouble getting the game to start and uploaded a whole video about it (OneyPlays Trys to Play Shenmue).
Protoceratops

> "I like the shape of his head. It done looks like the tip of my penor." ~ Lyle
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*Protoceratops* is a ceratopsian dinosaur that lived in Mongolia in the Late Cretaceous, and an older cousin of the more famous *Triceratops*. It is prominently featured in The Lost World: Jurassic Park Game for PS1, which was played by Chris, Lyle and Niall. Its most notable physical trait was the large bony frill on its head, which bears a resemblance to Lyle's penis.

## Description

*Protoceratops* is like a poor man's *Triceratops*. It doesn't have any horns, and it is only the size of a sheep. However, makes up for its physical shortcomings with its strong resemblance to Lyle's glans.

## History

While playing TLW:JP, Chris, Niall and Lyle encountered an enemy *Protoceratops* during the *Compsognathus* portion of the game. After killing the creature, Lyle noticed its prominent neck frill and took a liking to the animal after realizing that its head resembled the tip of his "perfectly circumcised penor". In referral to his own penis, he also noted that "Whoever cut (him) did a really good job."

## Trivia

* Cool Dino Facts:
	+ *Protoceratops* was the very first dinosaur found with evidence of egg laying, and served as evidence that dinosaurs were egg-layers like most modern reptiles. This also means they had cloacas, and that they had to perform anal sex in order to mate.
	+ *Velociraptors* were serial rapists with a taste for *Protoceratops* cum. The worst possible way for a *Protoceratops* to die is to get fucked to death by a bunch of horny bird monsters. For this reason, *Velociraptor* was the arch-nemesis of *Protoceratops*.
	+ *Protoceratops* is often nicknamed the "Sheep of the Cretaceous" due to its size and tendency to live in large groups. It is also called the "Ween of the Clittaceous" by Lyle.
	+ It is widely accepted by paleontologists that *Protoceratops* was the evolutionary ancestor of modern Lyles.
	+ You can buy *Protoceratops*-shaped dildos and sex toys online. Female customer have noted that the sensation is the same kind of pleasure you get from having sex with Lyle.
	+ If you stroke the edges of a *Protoceratop's* frill, it will spit in your eye.
Resident Evil

" This is a fucking good game, you can tell by how shit it is. "
 — Chris using an old man voice.

***Resident Evil***  is a survival horror video game developed and released by Capcom originally for the PlayStation in 1996, and is the first game in the *Resident Evil* series. It is Capcom's best-selling debut game, with sales of over 8.5 million copies worldwide. In 2002, a remake of Resident Evil was released (Chris played this version in 2014).

The game's plot follows Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine, members of an elite task force known as S.T.A.R.S., as they investigate the outskirts of Raccoon City following the disappearance of their team members. They soon become trapped in a mansion infested with zombies and other monsters. The player, having selected to play as Chris or Jill at the start of the game, must explore the mansion to uncover its secrets.

## Episodes

### 2014

1. Enter the Survival Horror
2. Mystery Mansion Mayhem
3. This Game Has Good Graphics
4. Poochie Whistle

### 2017

The playlist can be found here.

1. Paste Gnomo
2. I Got a Shotgun
3. Elephantiasis
4. Itchy Tasty
5. Coo Coo Crows

### 2023

1. RESIDENT EVIL
2. Sending Cute Pics In RESIDENT EVIL
3. Donut Doorknobs In RESIDENT EVIL
4. Zoomer Memes In RESIDENT EVIL
5. Barry Where Are You In RESIDENT EVIL
6. Original Cory In RESIDENT EVIL

## Gallery

The thumbnail used for the 2023 playthrough, featuring Cory and Dave.
Ron Weasley

Get out

Ron weasley is the Friend who likes to eat meat,

He seems to be a good character in the Harry Pottington universe, but in OneyLand, he is just the other guy in the gang, he accidently made himself perverted when Sneefguy made his use Leviosaaaaaaah (r'member that?)

He can be pissed off at times due to his relationship with British, but he's nice enough to drive around in a ice cream truck for the kid's,

After the Harry Potter saga ended, he then gained his dream of becoming a orer with his gay husband Harry and had a son, though this is the dimension where Hermione comfused himself and killed herself,
Manoliths

A dead specimen beside his ebony slayer.

The **Manoliths** are gigantic, aggressive, naked humanoids found in the labyrinth that Black Baby inhabited prior to their attacks upon the Black Baby's tribe. Known for their dented heads and horrifying behavior, they appear to have an uncontrollable desire to kick African children in the face until death. How many of these horrid creatures there are is unknown, but it is speculated that over one hundred dwell in the labyrinth depths. It seems they all have similar characteristics, they are estimated to be about 12 feet in height. They exhibit strange behaviors such as being unable to climb stairs except on rare occasion, this could be related to their inhuman physiology as they are virtually blind. They appear motionless until prey crosses their path.

They were once named for their facial similarities toward the Globglogabgalab, but otherwise share no known connections, they have recently been renamed to Manoliths. While their skin appears soft, they are nearly indestructible except of course their head which when hit with a small object kills them instantly. This is probably connected to the obvious dent in their head. Their souls are made of literal fire, and they can be consumed by Black Baby.

## History

It is presumed that they are an ancient evil created by Yba'sokug, and fought as her unstoppable army. However, when their leader was destroyed, they became mindless and idiotic, losing most of their mental functions. Disorganized but still evil, they went around the cosmos killing and destroying for the sake of destruction.

Rumors had it that great heroes of an ancient era sealed them away in their subterranean home, and gave them dents in their heads to make them vulnerable. But the seal is breaking, and they seek their master...

They may be related to lummies.
Minecraft

Thumbnail of the current series

***Minecraft*** is a sandbox game developed and published by Mojang Studios. Created by famous game maker Notch, the game has players explore a blocky, procedurally generated 3D world with virtually infinite terrain, and may discover and extract raw materials, craft tools and items, and build structures, earthworks and simple machines (or put simply, players can mine and craft stuff).

*Minecraft* has received critical acclaim, winning several awards and later being cited as one of the greatest video games of all time, on top of being the best-selling video game of all time, with over 238 million copies sold and nearly 140 million monthly active users as of 2021.

## Episodes

### 2019

The playlist can be found here.

1. Mineycrafta
2. Witchtopia
3. No Home is Complete
4. COOL Minecraft Dance Party
5. The COOLEST Minecraft Castle EVER 😂
6. BREAKING Minecraft News!
7. Defending our Minecraft CUBE
8. Zach's Grand MINECRAFT Adventure!
9. Minecraft with SUPER MOBS MODS!
10. A Hole in the World
11. Healing the World
MapleStory

***MapleStory*** (Korean: ***메이플스토리***) is a free-to-play, 2D, side-scrolling massively multiplayer online role-playing game, developed by South Korean company Wizet. Several versions of the game are available for specific countries or regions, and each is published by various companies such as Nexon.

In the game, players travel the "Maple World", defeating monsters and developing their characters' skills and abilities as is typical in role-playing games. Players can interact with others in many ways, including chatting and trading. Groups of players can band together in parties to hunt monsters and share rewards, and can also form guilds to interact more easily with each other.

## Episodes

1. Maple Story?
2. WOW, more MAPLE STORY?

## Trivia

* A deleted scene where Chris and Adam sing the Ultraman Leo theme song has been released on the OneyPlays Twitter.

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/OneyPlays/status/1542229957903978496?s=20&t=ZZQ55W0rZuOETAQdzlp49w
Puhskinti Day

**Puhskinti Day** (Formerly National Frisbee Day) is a national holiday. It is celebrated on November 28th, by squinting and eating spaghetti.

While not an absolute requirement, one can also be naked while eating their spaghetti. Chris has clarified NOT to do this if one is underage because that is illegal. His alternative for underage participants is to follow the tradition in a bathing suit.

The holiday was originally made during a Dead Rising play through of Oneyplays
Super Mario Bros. 2

***Super Mario Bros. 2*** is a platformer game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System. It was first released in North America in October 1988, and in the PAL region in 1989.

The game's story has Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Princess Toadstool transported to the dreamland of Subcon, where they must stop a tyrannical frog named Wart, who has cursed Subcon.

## Trivia

* Super Mario Bros. 2 is actually based on **Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic**, a 1987 Family Computer Disk System video game from Nintendo, as their first attempt at making a Super Mario Bros. sequel, also titled *Super Mario Bros. 2*, was considered both too similar to its predecessor and too difficult.
* Super Mario Bros. 2 has actually won Game of the Year 11 times in a row, according to renowned YouTuber videogamedunkey.
SuperMega

**SuperMega** (Infamously known as SuperStupid, but preffered by Matt to be called StupidMega) is a YouTube Channel created by Matt Watson and Ryan Magee, who were frequent guests on OneyPlays. On this channel, they do Lets' Plays and Podcasts.

Chris, Ding Dong and Julian have been on the SuperMegaCast several times, including:

* EP 11: An Evening w/ Oney
* EP 25: Madea (w/ Ding Dong and Oney)
* EP 36: An Evening w/ Ding Dong and Julian
* EP 42: The Pitch (ft. Oney, Ross, & Julian)
* EP 44: The Ming Dynasty (ft. Ding Dong & Julian)
* EP 98: Bart's Sickness (ft. Ding Dong & Julian)
The Binding of Issac

***The Binding of Isaac*** is an indie roguelike video game designed by Edmund McMillen and Florian Himsl, initially released in 2011 for Microsoft Windows; the game was later ported for OS X, and Linux operating systems. The game's title and plot are inspired by the Biblical story of the Binding of Isaac.

## Episodes

### Base Game

The playlist can be found here.

1. Mayonnaise
2. Fully Loaded
3. Chris Rock-in' Around the Christmas Tree
4. Fake History
5. Grandma's Knee Gel
6. Dirtopia
7. Elon Mucks

### Antibirth Mod

1. Chemistry
2. Am I Dead?
3. The Ol' Tomar Trick
4. Magic Mick