Train Hot Dog podcast

Jim Crawford's podcast (THD) contains many clues. It is available on youtube (with important thumbnail images) at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy5JGFfB4yEmIajXWgD17Ag , and at http://trainhotdog.cool/ .

## Rider Mail

Each episode generally contains a segment called "Rider Mail" [note, this should get its own page], where listeners can call or write in, either by phone at (469) BEARDS-4 or (469) CEASE-PI]. It is also possible to leave a rider mail by posting a youtube comment on a THD episode. Rider Mail may contain clues, but my also contain copious red herrings, because it is impossible to know whether or not an individual message was written as part of the ARG.

## Train Hot Dog Wikia

Each episode is documented on a THD-specific wiki, located here: http://trainhotdog.wikia.com/wiki/Trainhotdog\_Wikia . Metadata from that wiki for all episodes follows. It is not known whether the titles and the bracketed descriptions are a puzzle.

1. Dorf on Golf
[This episode transcript is a work in progress, but less of a work in progress than it was a while ago.]

2. Nintendo Nepotism
[This episode transcript is not yet finished]

3. A History of Username Decoration
[This episode transcript is under construction]

4. XOOX
[This episode transcript is incomplete]

5. Groovy Adult Master
[This episode transcript has some issues.]

6. Drabtz
[This episode transcript isn't perfect.]

7. Keyboard Kato
[This episode transcript needs your help!]

8. Touch Inference
[This episode transcript needs work.]

9. Hot Dog Time Machine
[This episode transcript is flawed]

10. Steam Hot Dog
[This episode transcript is.]

11. Sedona Party Clowns
[This episode transcript will be a real boy some day.]

12. Stay On Your Toast
[This episode transcript is missing important information]

13. Butt Folk
[This episode transcript has nothing to prove.]

14. Discharge
[This episode transcript is wanting.]

15. Water: Reckoning
[This episode transcript is disappointing.]

16. A Trip Through The Graphics Pipeline
[This episode transcript is a little off]

17. Decay Truth
[This episode transcript is more like a synopsis]

18. Nightcore Night Court
[This episode transcript will feel better next week.]

19. Dog Holding a Bucket
[Only you can improve this episode transcript]

20. BART Noise Reduction Plugin
[beep]

21. Shark Lips
[This episode transcript is shark lips.]

22. Ashen Stools
[This]

23. Accessory Bolt Holes for Camel
[This episode transcript is perfect and should not be changed.]

24. Flirting in Traffic
[Only you can improve this episode transcript.]

25. Youtube Videos I Like
[Youtub.]

26. Extrinsic Blood Coagulation Cascade
[This episode transcript leaves much to be desired.]

27. Enhance Any Dining Experience
[This episode transcript enhances no dining experiences.]

28. The Fifth Most Important Cereal Crop Grown In The World
[This episode transcript is rated T for Troubled]

29. Bumper Sandwich Booger Lips
[This episode transcript is the best one.]

30. Mobius Face Meeting Itself
[]

31. Krampusloaf
[Kroafuslamp]

32. Blini
[This episode transcript is delicious.]

33. Bagophily
[This episode transcript knows what it likes.]

34. The Brown Devil Inside
[This episode transcript is sick of your shit.]

35. No-Han Pics
[This episode transcript is shorter than usual.]

36. Gunmetal and Tennis Balls
[This episode transcript smells funny.]

37. Top Ten Citrus Fruits
[This episode transcript is mostly rind.]

38. Odonym
[This episode transcript is how people die.]

39. The Invisible World of Urine
[This episode transcript should be neither seen nor heard.]

40. GopherVR
[This episode transcript contains implicit hyperlinks to itself.]

41. The Noisy Organs
[This episode transcript should be seen but not heard.]

42. Ultem Glasses Airplane
[This episode transcript can fly with your help.]

43. Desolate Clovis
[This episode transcript is Desolate Clovis.]

44. GDC March Dog
[This episode transcript will get to GDC eventually.]

45. Poop Dreads
[This episode transcript has the Poop Dreads.]

46. Poison Oak Place
[Los Angeles is Poison Oak Place.]

47. GDC April Dog
[This episode transcript is still at GDC]

48. Happy Tooth, North Carolina
[This episode transcript needs braces.]

49. The Modern Day Desk Sentence
[Will the real episode transcript please stand up?]

50. Cronenburger
[This episode transcript is the most delicious burger.]

51. GDC May Dog
[This GDC May Dog]

52. Unicode Disaster
[This episode transcript is less of a Unicode Disaster than expected]

53. Waffles Are For Pubic Lice; Pancakes Are For Head Lice
[This episode transcript is for armpit rice]

54. Nictitating Membrane
[This episode transcript can only be seen if you annoy the cat.]

55. GDC June Dog
[At press time this GDC June Dog has yet to receive a sandwich.]

56. Numerous Usurpers
[This episode transcript is pretty hungry]

57. A More Glabrous Body
[This episode transcript traps pheromones]

58. Beef Despair
[My other episode transcript is a porsche]

59. GDC July Dog [Sometimes a cigar is just this episode transcript]

60. Let Me Show You Them [This episode transcript has caught some of them]

Episodes 61-70

61. Likes: Standing Up Against Tyranny [This episode transcript is a strict constitutionalist]

62. Pineapple Hot Dog [This episode's transcript is unfit for human consumption.]

63. The One Where Jim Doesn't Talk [This episode transcript is the best yet]

## YouTube Thumbnail Images

User Irregular Programming assembled pixelated stripes in certain THD thumbnails to form this image:

[find link to original] (episodes 9,11,13,15,20)

When colors are removed from the image, it looks like this (right):

http://imgur.com/HhuvXWs

This puzzle is #unsolved

## Soundfile Analysis

Please document below if the episode has been analyzed, with what software, by whom, and what results. Notes about episodes are also welcome here.

### Episodes 1-10

1. Dorf on Golf
[This episode transcript is a work in progress, but less of a work in progress than it was a while ago.]

* #analysis\_tried?
* #results?
* #notes

2. Nintendo Nepotism
[This episode transcript is not yet finished]

3. A History of Username Decoration
[This episode transcript is under construction]

4. XOOX
[This episode transcript is incomplete]

5. Groovy Adult Master
[This episode transcript has some issues.]

6. Drabtz
[This episode transcript isn't perfect.]

7. Keyboard Kato
[This episode transcript needs your help!]

8. Touch Inference
[This episode transcript needs work.]

9. Hot Dog Time Machine
[This episode transcript is flawed]

10. Steam Hot Dog
[This episode transcript is.]

### Episodes 11-20

11. Sedona Party Clowns
[This episode transcript will be a real boy some day.]

12. Stay On Your Toast
[This episode transcript is missing important information]

13. Butt Folk
[This episode transcript has nothing to prove.]

14. Discharge
[This episode transcript is wanting.]

15. Water: Reckoning
[This episode transcript is disappointing.]

16. A Trip Through The Graphics Pipeline
[This episode transcript is a little off]

17. Decay Truth
[This episode transcript is more like a synopsis]

18. Nightcore Night Court
[This episode transcript will feel better next week.]

19. Dog Holding a Bucket
[Only you can improve this episode transcript]

20. BART Noise Reduction Plugin
[beep]

### Episodes 21-30

21. Shark Lips
[This episode transcript is shark lips.]

22. Ashen Stools
[This]

23. Accessory Bolt Holes for Camel
[This episode transcript is perfect and should not be changed.]

24. Flirting in Traffic
[Only you can improve this episode transcript.]

25. Youtube Videos I Like
[Youtub.]

26. Extrinsic Blood Coagulation Cascade
[This episode transcript leaves much to be desired.]

27. Enhance Any Dining Experience
[This episode transcript enhances no dining experiences.]

28. The Fifth Most Important Cereal Crop Grown In The World
[This episode transcript is rated T for Troubled]

29. Bumper Sandwich Booger Lips
[This episode transcript is the best one.]

30. Mobius Face Meeting Itself
[]

### Episodes 31-40

31. Krampusloaf
[Kroafuslamp]

32. Blini
[This episode transcript is delicious.]

33. Bagophily
[This episode transcript knows what it likes.]

34. The Brown Devil Inside
[This episode transcript is sick of your shit.]

35. No-Han Pics
[This episode transcript is shorter than usual.]

36. Gunmetal and Tennis Balls
[This episode transcript smells funny.]

37. Top Ten Citrus Fruits
[This episode transcript is mostly rind.]

38. Odonym
[This episode transcript is how people die.]

39. The Invisible World of Urine
[This episode transcript should be neither seen nor heard.]

40. GopherVR
[This episode transcript contains implicit hyperlinks to itself.]

### Episodes 41-50

41. The Noisy Organs
[This episode transcript should be seen but not heard.]

42. Ultem Glasses Airplane
[This episode transcript can fly with your help.]

43. Desolate Clovis
[This episode transcript is Desolate Clovis.]

44. GDC March Dog
[This episode transcript will get to GDC eventually.]

45. Poop Dreads
[This episode transcript has the Poop Dreads.]

46. Poison Oak Place
[Los Angeles is Poison Oak Place.]

47. GDC April Dog
[This episode transcript is still at GDC]

48. Happy Tooth, North Carolina
[This episode transcript needs braces.]

49. The Modern Day Desk Sentence
[Will the real episode transcript please stand up?]

50. Cronenburger
[This episode transcript is the most delicious burger.]

### Episodes 51-60

51. GDC May Dog
[This GDC May Dog]

52. Unicode Disaster
[This episode transcript is less of a Unicode Disaster than expected]

53. Waffles Are For Pubic Lice; Pancakes Are For Head Lice
[This episode transcript is for armpit rice]

54. Nictitating Membrane
[This episode transcript can only be seen if you annoy the cat.]

55. GDC June Dog
[At press time this GDC June Dog has yet to receive a sandwich.]

56. Numerous Usurpers
[This episode transcript is pretty hungry]

57. A More Glabrous Body
[This episode transcript traps pheromones]

58. Beef Despair
[My other episode transcript is a porsche]

59. GDC July Dog
[Sometimes a cigar is just this episode transcript]

60. Let Me Show You Them
[This episode transcript has caught some of them]

Episodes 61-70

61. Likes: Standing Up Against Tyranny
[This episode transcript is a strict constitutionalist]

62. Pineapple Hot Dog
[This episode's transcript is unfit for human consumption.]

63. The One Where Jim Doesn't Talk
[This episode transcript is the best yet]