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Galadrieth Gladiators

## Team History

Galadrieth Gladiators (2489 - present)McMurty's Big Murt Gladiators (2489 - 2489) Galadrieth Gladiators (??? - 2489)

## Championships

### Other

Most Aesthetic Passing: 2483, Best Post-Match Party: 2470, Heaviest Match Program: 2471, Elf Lord's Commendation For Most Spectacular Offensive Magic: 2489

## Hall of Fame

Lucien "The Silver Bullet" Swift, Pierrot Rainforest, Tharion the Bright

 Franchise History

### **Galadrieth Gladiators (??? - present)**

#### **??? - 2468: Beautiful Beginnings**

When the Dar-Ellerath Beechtrees and the Ashvale Valar merged to become the Elfheim Eagles in 2468, many veterans left over were purchased by the Gladiators to bolster their ranks. The Galadrieth Gladiators have been credited by Blood Bowl historians as being the first Elven team (Union, High, Dark, or Wood) to develop an effective running game led by top blitzer, Lucien Swift.

#### **2469 - 2487: Gorgeous Plays and Blood Bowl X**

In 2470, the Gladiators play the Gouged Eye in 2470, resulting in the first and only Blood Bowl Championship for the High Elven team. More importantly, the Post-Match party was listed as one of the greatest parties of all time due to its luxury and extravagance. Ironically, none of the Gladiators' players attended because they were engaged with apothecaries or hairstylists after the hard fought game.

#### **2488 - present: Good Looks Aren't Everything**

The collapse of the NAF in 2488/2489 found the Gladiators in severe financial trouble. This troubles saw many cuts to their program and even a one game sponsorship deal, changing their name to McMurty's Big Murt Gladiators. Further difficulties ensued when many players, including captain, Lucien "The Silver Bullet" Swift left on hiatus to join his brother, Valen Swift, as a free agent.. Fortunately, the Gladiators found an owner in a collective group of Elven nobles known as The Court of the Eagle.

## Models

Galadrieth Gladiators, 3rd Edition, Games Workshop, 1994
## Rosters

As of yet, no rosters have been released of the Galadrieth Gladiators.

## Quotes

"We take the field in red and blue / Our banner sword and rose. / We run the ball, we run at you / We break your arms and toes. / We step on hands, we step on heads / We never break our stride. / We play so hard you wish you're dead / Or wish you'd join our side!" **-Galadrieth Gladiators Chant**

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Blood Bowl Death Zone Season One, pg 13, 2016
2. ↑ 2nd Ed Handbook, pg 40, 1988
The Chaos Cup

## History

Originally known as the Whiteskull Challenge Cup from 2396-2438, and also known as the Chaos Open, the Chaos Cup is second only in prominence to the Blood Bowl Championship. Initially, the Chaos Cup was competed for by the eight top teams of the AFC while the NFC and AFC champions played in the Blood Bowl. Orcidas, in 2471, took over sponsorship of the award, and then banned the Elfheim Eagles for competing since the Eagles had no Chaos tainted players on their side, nor any Orcs. Only teams with at least one Chaos tainted player in the squad is allowed to compete. This is unfortunate, especially for the Reikland Reavers, who hold a record of 19 wins of the Chaos Cup.

With the collapse of the NAF in 2490, Orcidas and The Necromancers' Broadcasting Circle (NBC) opened up the tournament to all teams again. They also created a generally chaotic schedule of play-offs for the Chaos Cup that would last for three weeks. All teams have to schedule the matches themselves and are allowed to play as a many games as possible in that three week period, although a team cannot play the same team more than once. Teams score points for winning matches, and at the end of the three week timeframe, the four teams with the most points play in the semi-finals. The winners of those matches move to the final game. This format has proven popular among fans and viewership rivals that of the Blood Bowl Championship.

### Prizes and Money

The prize and money offered to the winners of the Chaos Cup are the Chaos Cup Trophy and 350,000 gold pieces split between the two teams. It is important to note that the splitting of the winnings is entirely up to the sponsors and their capriciousness.

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\*Due to the irregularities and capriciousness of the Chaos Cup, historians are uncertain of which Chaos Cup in 2464 the Dark Renegades or the Crimson Spikes won as they both have the trophy.

\*\*Due to the irregularities and capriciousness of the Chaos Cup, historians are uncertain of which Chaos Cup in 2493 the Skavenblight Scramblers or the Doom Lords won as they both have the trophy.

\*\*\*Due to the irregularities and capriciousness of the Chaos Cup, historians are uncertain of which Chaos Cup in 2432 the Middenheim Marauders or the Naggaroth Nightwings won as they both have the trophy.

\*\*\*\*Due to the irregularities and capriciousness of the Chaos Cup, historians are uncertain of which Chaos Cup in 2480 the Albion Wanderers or the Naggaroth Nightwings won as they both have the trophy.

1. ↑ 2nd Ed. Handbook, pg 28, 1988
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 3rd Ed. Rulebook, pg 32, 1994
Jordell Freshbreeze

### Career Totals

Rushing: 3,000 paces, Interceptions: 27, TDs: 137, Fatalities: 137, Civilian Fatalities: 91, Referee Fatalities: 48

### Awards

Blink and You Missed It! Award: 2476 - 2494 (17 awards), Silent But Violent All-Time Champion

## Jordell Freshbreeze

 History

Jordell Freshbreeze, also known as "The Cyclone", is a Wood Elf Wardancer and plays for the Athelorn Avengers although he is on free agent status so he can play for other Wood Elf and Elven Union teams.

### Professional Career

Jordell "The Cyclone" Freshbreeze is known for playing his entire professional career with the Athelorn Avengers. Many statistics of Freshbreeze are most likely incorrect as his dexterity and swiftness cause many statisticians to miss the various skills he applies to multiple tasks on the field. As such, lengthy investigations are usually undertaken after each game he plays in to correctly record his actions.

Freshbreeze's porwess has inspired a new generation of Wardancers and is a role model for many new Wood Elf players.

### Personal Life

Their is a well known rivalry between Freshbreeze, and Dark Elf Blitzer, Hubris Rakarth, of the Darkside Cowboys.

## Art

Jordell Freshbreeze, 6th Edition Star Player Card, 2019Jordell Freshbreeze, 6th Edition Star Player Card, 2018Jordell Freshbreeze, 3rd Edition Star Player Card, 1994Jordell Freshbreeze, 2nd Edition Star Player Card Front, 1990Jordell Freshbreeze, 2nd Edition Star Player Card Back, 1990Jordell Freshbreeze, cover of Death Zone, 1994Jordell Freshbreeze, BB Team Manager, 2011
## Models

Jordell Freshbreeze, 3rd Edition, Games Workshop, 1994
1. ↑ Blood Bowl Death Zone Season One, pg 16, 2016
2. ↑ Spike! Journal #6, pg 11, 2019
Khorne

Khorne, also known as the Blood God, is the Chaos God of bloodlust, war, death, blood, and skulls. Khorne favors close combat, abhorring wizards as he considers them cowardly. Khorne is also the god of courage and honor, but these trappings are always eventually discarded in favor of the primary goal of killing, which favors the sport of Blood Bowl! While he blesses his followers by granting them strength and athletic prowess, Khorne does not truly care who spills blood, so long as the blood continues to be spilled. His material form is a mighty being wearing brass armor and sitting in a throne of skulls. His holy number is 8 and his main enemy god is Slaanesh. Those who worship Khorne are the Daemons of Khorne teams who seek to earn his favor by slaying and defeating mighty Star Players and any team who takes the pitch against them. His teams and fans often use "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE" as their rallying cry.

Although he is seen as the strongest of the Chaos Gods, he does not appear to have any power over Nuffle, so there is some debate about the true power of the Blood Bowl god.
Companies

## Companies and Sponsors

As with all things at a professional level, Blood Bowl costs a lot of money. Tournaments, teams, equipment, travel, litigation, and a myriad of other things takes a lot of money to cover. For many teams, the money could be found through sponsorships. Not all companies sponsor Blood Bowl directly, but those who have are able to get their name and brand across the continents through advertisements or sponsorship deals of specific players, teams, and tournaments. The revenue produced through sponsorship can be quite lucrative indeed. The following companies have been mentioned in the fluff and lore of Blood Bowl.
Athelorn Avengers

### Other

Most Improved Hairstylists: 2392, Sokie! Magazine's Most Punctured Players Award: 2465

## Hall of Fame

Jordell Freshbreeze, Jem Goldstar, Luarn Proudbrow

 Franchise History

### **Athelorn Avengers (2429 - present)**

#### **2429 - present: Deep Rooted Rivalry**

In 2429, the Athelorn Avengers made their debut in the Elven Kingdoms League. After several shady games with the Darkside Cowboys, including many Avengers players suffering career-limiting injures, the Avengers vow vengeance against their Dark Elf brethren. The resulting rivalry has lasted to the present, even when both teams were inducted into the NAF, in 2472.

After the collapse of the NAF in 2488/89, the Avengers suited well to the new style of open play, and are known to travel far and wide to play against any opponent.

The Avengers found themselves in a better position against other teams through constant training and counselling, leading to their win of Blood Bowl Championship XXXVI, in 2496.

## Star Players

* Jordell Freshbreeze
* Willow Rosebark

## Models

Athelorn Avengers Box, 3rd ed.Athelorn Avengers, 3rd Edition, Games Workshop, 1994Jordell Freshbreeze, 3rd Edition, Games Workshop, 1994
## Rosters

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Blood Bowl Death Zone Season One, pg 17, 2016
2. ↑ Spike! Journal #6, pg 8, 2019
3. ↑ Spike! Journal #6, pg 9, 2019
Orc

## General

Orcs have been playing Blood Bowl since the game was discovered- indeed it was an Orc who discovered the shrine where the sacred book of Nuffle was hidden. Orc teams are very hard-hitting, concentrating on pounding an opponent into the turf to create gaps through which the excellent Orc blitzers can run. Indeed, if any fault can be found with Orc teams in general, it is that they sometimes spend a little too much time pounding the opposition, and not enough time running the ball to score!

## Famous Orc Teams

* Da Deff Skwadd
* War Hawks
* The Gouged Eye
* Orcland Raiders

## Famous Orc Star Players

* Grishnak Goblin-Throttler
* Ugroth Bolgrot
* Varag Ghoul-Chewer

1. ↑ Blood Bowl Rulebook, 2016, pg. 46
The Greenboyz

The Greenboyz (??? - present)

 Franchise History

#### **??? - present: If You Ain't Cheatin'...**

The Greenboyz are a Goblin team well known to pull out all the techniques and skills in order to cheat and get away with cheating in Blood Bowl. Some of these techniques included kidnapping referees' beloved pets, making generous donations to RARG charities, or spending hours outside of officials' locker rooms, groveling and sniveling, before the game. For unknown reasons, these ploys worked in the 2487/88 season. The next season, however, saw a two year ban on the team, from 2488 - 2490.

Unfortunately, the team’s career came to a spectacular end in 2492 with the unveiling of the Monstrous Mangler, intended to be the last word in Secret Weapons. When it was activated it definitely mangled, and there can be no doubt that what followed was monstrous, but the Greenboyz were presumably expecting it to roll towards the opposition before it fulfilled its purpose. Still! They ended their career doing what they loved, and to this day any number of young Goblins have a treasured Greenboyz poster on their wall.

## Models

Currently, there are no specific models for The Greenboyz.

## Rosters

1. ↑ Death Zone Season Two, pg 64, 2017
2. ↑ Death Zone Season Two, 2017
3. ↑ Death Zone Season Two, pg 65, 2017
Swiftvine Glimmershard

### Awards

Services to Organ Transplants Medal: 2465; Most vicious Player: 2465; Most Brutal Outburst: 2472 - 2482 - 2484 (3 Awards)

## History

Swiftvine Glimmershard is a Forest Spite, having debuted for the Dar-Ellerath Beechtrees. She was instrumental in the Beechtrees' win for the Springleaf Cup in 2465. Currently, Glimmershard loans her services to any Wood Elf team that is willing to put up with her.

### Professional Career

Swiftvine Glimmershard debuted with the Dar-Ellerath Beechtrees in 2465, helping them win the Springleaf Cup that same year. When the Beechtrees merged with the Ashvale Var to become the Elfheim Eagles, Glimmershard left the team to become a free agent.

### Personal Career

Notoriously aggressive and sensitive to anything that can be perceived a slight, Glimmershard has become well known for her violent outbursts. No one is above or below her wrath as she has attacked teammates, coaches, opponents, fans, sideline staff, and referees. While this behavior has caused many Wood Elf teams to not want to do business with her, she is still popular with the fans.

Glimmershard has also turned down offers from Dark Elf teams who have wished for her to train their Assassins. Her rejections are due to her disgust with the Dark Elves from Naggaroth.

## Art

Swiftvine Glimmershard, 6th Edition Star Player Card, 2019
## Models

Currently, there are no models of Swiftvine Glimmershard.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 Spike! Journal #6, pg 15, 2019
Amazon

## General

The Amazons of Lustria are an enigma and several, often contradictory, stories of their origins exist. One tells that long ago, driven by a desire for adventure (and, some say, a desire to escape the constant winter), a group of Norse Valkyries set sail for distant shores. After a journey worthy of a saga in its own right, they founded a colony deep wihtin the basin of a great river that wound its way through a massive rainforest. Cut off from the outside world, a new warrior society sprung up, borrowing customs from the native Lizardmen who seemed to look upon them as worthy additions to the tribes of the forest .

Years later, a group that had been sent back to their homeland to bring news of their triumphs returned with tales of the great sport of Blood Bowl, and the rest is history! Another legend claims that the Amazons were created by ancient, god-like beings to serve as the handmaidens of the gods. Perhaps both legends contain something of the truth, but either way, Amazons are natural athletes, and many possess the combination of agility and violence that marks them out as potential legends of the sport .

## Famous Amazon Teams

* Amazon All-Stars
* Jlaxonkill Jaguars
* Tlax Warriors

## Famous Amazon Star Players

Although there are star players who will play on an Amazons team, there are currently no star players that are unique to the Amazon race.

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1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Blood Bowl Almanac, 2018, pg. 125
Snake

> "*Oh I'll show them. I will have to break them apart myself. I'll make them PLAY.*"
> ― Snake Oil
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## Status

### Enemies

Bucket, Mirror (Possibly), Styrofoam, Basket

**Snake Oil** is the host of Abject Reality.

He is the main antagonist of the entire series.

## Personality

Snake is a self proclaimed host of his show, **Abject Reality**. He has a cruel demeanour and often mocks the contestants, even going as far as to use personal insults by someone's weaknesses. He is also very impatient as he just wants everyone to 'get on with the show'. None of the contestants like Snake at all and would go all out to foil his plans.

However, his main goal was not to simply torture the contestants. His motivations are currently unknown, but Snake feels like he is trapped in a cylinder and left in complete isolation, only appearing as a hologram to the contestants.

## Appearance

Snake Oil is an orange glass bottle with mysterious brown liquid inside. He has paper with jagged edges on both sides of his body, and on his back he as a tattoo of a snake, which relates to his name. He also has sharp teeth with a single gold tooth.

## Abilities

He has multiple holographic copies of himself that fools his captors that they're the real Snake.

Snake claimed to be the inventor of the A.R.M, a robotic arm he gave to Basket for his first place privileges. However in EFAR #53, it was implied that the invention was stolen by him.

## Trivia

* His name derives from the term 'Snake Oil salesman', The term snake oil was been established in popular culture as a reference to any worthless concoction sold as medicine, and has been extended to describe a widely ranging degree of fraudulent goods.
* Snake was also the first character created for EFAR.
Squiggly

> "*We did everything together as brothers! How can I live being alone like this?*"
> ― Squiggly
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## Status

### Enemies

Snake, Styrofoam, Basket

**Squiggly** is a contestant on Abject Reality.

He, Styrofoam and Basket were together in #EFAR04. When they are separated from Basket, they went to look for another door to look for Z and found Pinky and Swabs on the way. Together, they became the Blue Team.

## Personality

Squiggly is modest as compared to his brother, Z, and looks up to him as a brother. After being separated from he, he starts to feel very anxious and worried that without Z, he would all alone and vulnerable. In his journey with the Blue Team, he starts to warm up to the other contestants, but he still wishes that Z was there with him.

He is conscientious and open about his suspicions, such as feeling that Silica shouldn't enter the chimney because it is dangerous.

## Appearance

Squiggly is a bright green block comprised of four cubes that form in the shape of a sideways S, he only has one arm that sticks out from his left side.

## Abilities

When he sleeps, he stacks perfectly on the edge of Styrofoam's body.

## Trivia

Squiggly and Z are based on the S and Z Tetris blocks and their colors correspond to their respective shapes in the Wikipedia Page for Tetris.
Amulet

> "*Welcome to the world of maaaaaagic!!! And this is just the beginning!*"
> ― Amulet
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**Amulet** is one of the contestants in Abject Reality.

As of EFAR03, she joins Badgey, Z, Clove, Wet Wipes and Jeans in their adventures in Abject Reality.

## Personality

Amulet is jovial and optimistic, she follows Badgey around most of the time along with the bucket they found at the beginning of the webcomic. While appearing oblivious to all the terrible events going around her, she remains cheerful and largely unfazed, often more focused on the bucket and the mysteries behind it.

Other than Badgey, she tends to feel insecure and afraid around other members of her team, especially towards Z. Due to her eccentric and imposing nature, she scared Clove away from her. This lead to her believing that if the team could care less about her, she would rather have her own adventures with Badgey and escape Abject Reality together.

Her main catchphrase is 'MAAAAGIC', but it is still debatable whether she have any magical powers. It was implied that she can sense if someone 'just vanished'.

## Appearance

Amulet is a circular, coin shaped pendant made out of a Saffron colored metal. She has a pattern on her front side resembling a compass like symbol, having a silver circle in the middle with four over-lapping ovals, two placed vertically, and the other two horizontally. The body has a thin, black rope attached by two square shaped bales. The rope is as tall as Amulet and trails behind her, ending in a looped knot.

## Abilities

She can sense when someone 'vanishes' from Abject reality.

She can make her voice sound like Basket's.

## Trivia

* In one art of her by the creator, she can emit blue flames from her hands, but it was confirmed that it was non-canonical.
	+ Said art also depicts her alter ego, Pentacle. She is an obsidian version of Amulet with red eyes and had a star shaped pattern.
Blue Team

Similarly to the Red team, the Blue team is a joined group of contestants which consists of Pinky, Silica, Squiggly, Styrofoam and Swabs. When Basket left Squiggly and Styrofoam as he went to another door, meanwhile Pinky, Silica and Swabs were looking for an exit. The two met up on the way and teamed up.

Ever since EFAR#08, it was split up as Pinky and Swabs were in the backstage with Mirror and Styrofoam had to look for the duo.
Jeans

> "*"I mean, we can protect each other when we're in a team. We would be UNSTOPPABLE against that Snake!"*"
> ― Jeans
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## Status

### Allies

Amulet, Badgey, Clove, Wet Wipes, Silica, Z

### Enemies

Snake

**Jeans** is one of the contestants in Abject Reality.

As of EFAR03, she joins Badgey, Z, Clove, Wet Wipes and Amulet in their adventures in Abject Reality.

## Personality

Jeans is shy and quiet, but she is very loyal to her friends and tries her best to motivate them to stick together and defeat Snake.

She is very enthusiastic about swimming, preferring it over running in the Underground Maze. She would help out her friends when they needed help, especially her leader Z, who is hydrophobic.

## Appearance

Jeans is the tallest contestant in Escape From Abject Reality. She is a pair of blue denim Jeans with her legs taking up most of her height. She also has two pockets at the sides of her head and the bottom of her legs are folded to resemble feet.

## Abilities

In EFAR#13 and EFAR:End of the labyrinth, she is shown to be good at swimming and strong enough to carry Z all the way to the surface. She is also thin enough to slide through small spaces and pick up keys in a small gap of the grille.

## Trivia

* Jeans has been a fan favorite from the start, and these feelings from readers only escalated after her death in EFAR#14
* She drowned saving her best friend, Z. In sacrificing her own life she saved Z and won her team the water puzzle challenge introduced in EFAR#10.
Escape From Abject Reality Wiki

## Welcome to the Escape From Abject Reality Wiki

Debuting on **August 24, 2017**,Escape from Abject Reality (EFAR)is a webcomic made by Punch-Holer. 12 anthropomorphic objects are kidnapped to take part in a potentially dangerous ‘reality show’. All of the characters are trying to survive every challenge the host, Snake Oil throws at them. However, this alleged reality show hides its own secrets while everyone is busy running for their lives. There are currently 3 chapters, with chapter 3 nearing a conclusion. Generally, pages are released every 2 weeks.

Here is the link to the comic:

☀https://efar.thecomicseries.com/

## Links

* Chapters
* Characters
* Teams
* Items
Pinky

> "*And if I ever see that Snake again. His blood will be on my hands. Maybe I'll take you with me-*"
> ― Pinky
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## Pinky

### Nicknames

Pinky (Acrylic Fingernail is her real name)

## Status

### Enemies

Snake

**Pinky**, also known as Acrylic Fingernail is a contestant on Abject Reality.

In EFAR05, she was initially with Swabs and Silica in the rock labyrinth, but Styrofoam and Squiggly joined them soon after.

Along with Swabs, she became separated from the group in EFAR08

## Personality

Pinky has a fiery temper and can have violent tendencies. Her unwilling participation in Snake's game caused her to have a lot of hatred towards him and would attack him on sight, as he was also part of the reason for her chipping herself twice. She also antagonizes whoever seems unfamiliar or doubtful of her, such as Silica and the Mirror.

She appears relatively calm towards Swabs as she holds Pinky back from her violent rage and spends the most time with her.

## Appearance

Pinky is made of acrylic, and is shaped like a pinky fingernail. The tip of her body is a paler pink and is vulnerable to breaking off when hit with a high impact.

## Abilities

She can easily pick Silica up, who is the same height as her. Initially she was overpowered by Snake in EFAR#02 when she was hit by Snake without warning but was able to shatter his glass body in EFAR#08.

Pinky has dyscalculia, and has difficulty in understanding mathematics.

## Trivia

* Pinky spoke the first line in EFAR, "Hurry and get up! We're all waiting for you!"
* Acrylic Fingernails are mostly made of a gel substance and applied onto real fingernails. However, Pinky is based on a fully plastic fingernail that are usually for displays.
Swabs

> "*I think you should let this revenge thing rest for now.*"
> ― Swabs
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Swabs is a contestant on Abject Reality.

In EFAR05, she was initially with Pinky and Silica in the rock labyrinth, but Styrofoam and Squiggly joined them soon after.

Along with Pinky, she became separated from the group in EFAR08

## Personality

Swabs is gentle and a peacekeeper. She keeps believes that the best move is to negotiate. She is also very shy and mostly unassertive and contrasts with Pinky, and usually Swabs have to keep Pinky in check when she lashes out.

## Appearance

Swabs is tall and thin. She has a blue plastic tube body with white cotton collars and oval tips on both ends. She has a tuft of cotton on her head that resembles tufts of hair.

## Abilities

She is able to pick Pinky up and bring her out of danger.

## Trivia

* Swabs is based on the creator's tumblr handle 'Swabsbloo'
* In the first EFAR popularity poll, She along with Jeans and Z are the most popular characters of the webcomic.
Abject Reality

Abject Reality has been mentioned by Snake as a game show that he hosts, which allegedly includes audiences watching the contestants. It is a constantly shifting plane of reality made of different rooms that can be accessed by doors or teleportation.

## List of Rooms

* Starting Plains + Underground Caverns
* Golden Fountain Room
* Snow Cabin Room
* The Backstage
* The Hidden Lab
* Orange Lily Jungle
* All-Seeing Wasteland
* Intermission Rooms
DaVinci SSN

*Note: The creator of his article does not have very experienced dealings with submarines, so if there are corrections to be made, please do so. He is basing his info off here:* http://www.hisutton.com/Ha201%20Sen-Taka-Sho%20fast%20attack%20submarine.html

The 'Most powerful attack submarine ever', created by the Toucan and military technology expert Dr. Darwin, the DaVinci Class SSN is still one of the most powerful submarines in the pacific.

## Knife and Needle

The DaVinci was partially created by Dr. Darwin, who was working in the Nightmares at the time. He drew a lot of inspiration from Japanese submarines of the past, and replaced their flaws with new technology. Because of the high cost, only two were ever made. The original, the *Naifu* (ナイフ In Japanese) was sold to the DRB. The second, the *Hari,* (針 in Japanese) is still in owned by the Nightmares, however it is currently being used by the NRF because many of the Nightmares do not know much about submarines.

## Technology:

The *Naifu* was a significant step up from the submarine that she was based on, with two torpedo tubes and a nuclear engine. It did not have any of the more advanced Nightmare technology on it. It could not dock with any airships.

The *Hari* is a much more powerful submarine than the *Naifu,* for a variety of reasons. The *Hari* still had only two torpedo tubes, but it was equipped with four custom made Tesla Cannons by Dr. Tesla himself. These cannons cannot fire regular missiles, but can transfer kinetic energy in gigantic electrical shock waves that are blasted out of the cannons. It has an unnaturally quiet running speed and firing speed, due to unknown reasons. Any electrical bolts fired cannot be tracked using sonar because electricity is not solid. It also might have been traveling impossibly fast, at almost 60 knots an hour. However, this might have been an error due to some sort of strange location jamming technology on board. It can dock with any airship created by the Nightmares.

## Specifics

Displacement: 525 tons surface, 604 tons submerged
Lengh: 93m
Beam: 9.7m
Range: ???
Speed: ??? (60 kph on Hari?)
Diving depth: ???(2000m+ On Hari?)
Crew: 10+
Armament: 2 x 533mm (21") heavyweight torpedo tubes with unknown quantity of torpedoes, 4 Tesla cannons, 3 anti aircraft machine guns in sail
Bucket

## Personality

The Bucket is mysterious and guiding, representing the EFAR voter base.

## Appearance

The Bucket is a cylindrical metal bucket that has a thin band for a handle connected on each side.

The Bucket, since the start of the comic, has been full of water. Once the solidified acid lava is put inside, the water became highly acidic, glowing orange.

In page 73, The Bucket appeared shattered, but put back together. It uses the A.R.M.s as its own limbs in the semi-void.

## Abilities

The Bucket can control where the fluid inside itself goes, allowing water to stay inside itself when tipped, or splashing water at enemies.

The Bucket has mind control abilities, controlling what people do, mainly determined by polls.

## Trivia

* You are The Bucket.
* The Bucket's shard is currently in the hands of Snake, being used as a tool to control the contestants.
Chicken

Chickens are a species of flightless birds. They are the only living species on Earth that lasted. Heavily evolved and cartoonish, these chickens run the planet. It is believed in their world that everyone is equal. Equality taken to the next level. Everyone is the same. No gender, no age, nothing.

Although age could be considered, age does not affect these living creatures. These are the only living animals left that make the world go round. If it wasn't for them, everything would be gone.

## Backstory

Chickens used to be normal. They were real living animals that took a drastic effect. Before the evolution, they were just like any other real chicken. They lay eggs, everything. Humans worshiped them because they were believed to be special.

No other living entity had the ability to reproduce in such a perfect way. No other living creature had the ability to populate so quickly. No other living thing had such an advanced organ system that either let them lay children, or food.

Humans envied these creatures and soon they became a global phenomenon. Everyone in the world believed that chickens were something unearthly, something to be looked upon as god-like. Eventually, the people wanted to ensure that they had a good chance of survival for eternity, and forced the chickens to lay, and lay, and lay eggs so that they could fill the planet, and eons to come. This was a good thing, because over time the chickens lost the ability to lay eggs and the almost infinite supply of chickens would make up for it.

The great worshiping lead these creatures to success... And their doom. Of course, nothing is infinite and the supply would surely end someday. They never died of old age, but death from everything else was possible, (which is why they don't have the ability to reproduce anymore.) Evolution struck and made these chickens into sick, mutated monsters, which we know today- as the everyday chicken. Plastic-like appearance, loss of feathers, oversimplification, and worst of all, no way to create new life.

When you take note of these advancements and think about these creatures, you realize how twisted and horrifying evolution can be and what it can do. We look at them as cartoon chickens, but if the people still existed, they would be looked at as freaks of nature. It really was a ticking death clock because of how only time and limitation can clash.

## Appearances

Almost every single piece of Chicken Tech Inc. media.
A.R.M.

The Appendage Replacement Mechanism (A.R.M.) is an invention created by Snake, host of EFAR.

The A.R.M. was made as a prize for the first contestant who got out of the underground maze, that contestant being Basket. When attached to someone, it behaves as how an arm usually functions and can serve as a useful asset for those who don't have arms/limbs. However, even though the A.R.M. works like a real one, it's only a prototype, so some of it's functions may not work the way they should.

In the third chapter, Snake gives Basket a newer version of the A.R.M., which includes robotic legs.
Mirror

"*Welcome to my humble abode. The Backstage.*"

―Mirror

## Personality

When we first meet her, she seems kind and helps out Swabs and Pinky when they are lost. Farther on, however, we notice that she holds a grudge against Styrofoam because of something that happened in the past (we don't know if this is truth or lie), which adds stubbornness to her personality for wanting to prove her story true. She also displayed regret when she hit Silica with her ray instead of Styrofoam on page 33-1.

## Appearance

Mirror is a rectangular wood framed Mirror with a pale blueish-gray glass that gets darker toward the center. Her glass on the front side is cracked by the bottom left corner, while her backside is boarded up.

## Abilities

When her portrait is shattered, The area around it starts to glitch and fade away, leaving only those who are in that said area to enter inside the picture.

## Trivia

* Back when she was alive, Mirror used to be a makeup artist who would decorate many objects for the main stage.
* There is an unnamed character that has a sort of history with mirror with "wanting to get a second chance".
* Sometimes she can appear as a regular mirror, small enough to be held by any contestant (an example includes page 27-2, where Squiggly is seen with her in his hands.) While she is like this, her face and limbs are absent.
Basket

WARNING! There are EFAR Spoilers ahead, Including spoilers for chapters 1 through 3. You have been warned.

> "*Whatever, I'm going to keep it anyway. Just as a reminder of how much of a LETDOWN you are.*"
> ― Basket
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## Basket

### Nicknames

Mr.First Place(Snake), Basketcase(Snake, himself)

## Status

### Enemies

Snake

**Basket** is one of the contestants in Abject Reality.

As of the now, he is travelling with Badgey and the rest of the red team.

## Personality

Basket is confident and makes snarky comments, though at times he gets too far to the point of being harsh. Being a lone traveler, he feels guilt from his betrayal of his own team and fearful of being an easy target for Snake.

Despite Basket feeling regretful towards his actions at times, he's mainly focused on finding his way out of the game, causing him to act apathetic and disdainful to others around him.

However, after being physically modified by Snake Oil to have robotic arms, Basket no longer has full control of his body. From that point onward, he is more self aware of how vulnerable and lonely he is in the game.

After he lost his limbs, he regained control, except now he cannot walk, as he has no legs and relies on others for transportation now.

## Appearance

Basket is a green and white woven basket, with a grey rim.

Early on, basket was totally green, with a darker green rim for pages 1-2, and then a lighter green for pages 4-35.

As of chapter 3, Basket has no limbs, with wires sticking out of where the A.R.M. 2.0 was ripped out.

## Abilities

Basket alone does not seem to posses any special abilities, however his A.R.M. seems to be magical or highly advanced in some way, as it became fully functional after simply being attached to Basket's body, and the A.R.M. 2.0 being able to shoot lasers. After losing the A.R.M. 2.0 mech, he lost these abilities, as well as the ability to walk.

Basket himself functions as storage for items to be held by him.

## Trivia

* Basket appears in the comic the least amount of times in chapter 1.
* Basket was also based on the phrase 'Basket Case', a person regarded as anxious and unable to cope, which is the opposite of Basket's personality at the beginning.
* Bucket and Basket are the only two characters with no limbs as of now. They are also mistaken for each other the most.
* The ship name between Basket and Badgey is BDBTM, which stands for "Basket Destroys Badgey the Movie", an April fools short.
* As of now, Basket is the only contestant who has committed murder within the duration of the comic (though not of his own will).
* As of now, Basket also has the most fan roles within the EFARcomic Discord server, AKA the EFARcord.
* Basket has probably gone through the most design changes in EFAR.
* Basket is one of few characters to have sharp teeth regaurdless of expression, alongside Snake.
Z

> "*From now on, we'll have to co-operate. We don't want to lose anyone again.*"
> ― Z
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Z

## Status

### Enemies

Snake

**Z**, also known as Zwiggly is a contestant on Abject Reality.

As of EFAR03, he joins Badgey, Amulet, Clove, Wet Wipes and Jeans in their adventures in Abject Reality.

## Personality

At the beginning of the comic, Z was known to be calm and collected, acting as a leader to his allies.

Z's original motivation was to find his brother, Squiggly after they were separated in the earthquake in EFAR#3. He seemed nonchalant about it at first, but this was all part of his "tough guy" act.

His greatest fear is water. Snake exploited this fear in EFAR#12 when he trapped Z in a cage and threatened to drown him if Jeans didn't successfully complete the challenge. This act was also influenced by Snake's personal grudge against Z as stated in EFAR#12 "For being last place AND openly trying to go against my game, I can't just let him off that easily! So consider this his punishment."

After EFAR #14 he became more paranoid and sorrowful around others after knowing that Jeans died trying to save him from the labyrinth. Ever since then Z feels personally responsible for the death of his best friend.

## Appearance

Z is a red tetris block comprised of four cubes that form in the shape of a sideways Z, he only has one arm that sticks out on his right side. He has a pair of shades that he constantly wears, but have been beaten up from EFAR#14 as the left lens is cracked.

## Abilities

Z is able to garner respect from his team by his confidence and calm personality.

## Trivia

Squiggly and Z are based on the S and Z Tetris blocks and their colors correspond to their respective shapes in the Wikipedia Page for Tetris.
Prototype mechachickenman

## Prototype/Original mechachickenman

The Prototype Mechachickenman is the original model of mechachickenmen. It was created by humans eons ago for many purposes. One purpose was to test human capabilities in robots and mechanics. Another was to build and protect Chicken Tech Inc.

## Tools

It has many functions and tools including spear teeth, X-ray vision, A spinning saw-blade, gas grenades and extendable wings to subdue threats. If anyone, even humans got in the way of the building of CTI, they would be killed. It doesn't have a cooling system, though, so they would often have to rest and let themselves cool off. This is why they were large in numbers, but poor in durability.
1970's mechachickenman V2

## Mechachickenman V2

The mechachicknman V2 is the 2nd variant of the 1970's mechachickenman. It's a large machine with no clear purpose or reason. It was seen on the Main Street knocking down lampposts and flattening cars. The incident was quickly reported to the police, but the military took it from there due to it's great size and the police's lack of heavy weaponry needed to attack properly.

A chase began and the beast was only getting started with it's rampage. This is it's only sighting, but it is believed there could be more. It is also speculated by the many witnesses that it was once standing. This is possible, but it doesn't explain the electromagnetic chassis hooked up to the bottom which is how it 'drives' and crawls. It's also possible that the machine could switch between crawling and standing, but they doubt it could lift it's own weight back-up again after sitting.

## Tools

The machine had a useful arsenal of weapons and tools. Notoriously, it's laser weaponry system. It's possible that in development, C.T.I. was testing laser machinery and took it to the next level, making a giant robot to test it with. The public does not know C.T.I. crafted this war machine, so it's up to them to guess. It also has a compartment underneath the laser system that releases a large cloud of dangerous gasses that can easily suffocate a bystander.

The electromagnetic chassis is the second most useful part on this. If it wasn't for that, the machine would not crawl or move at all. If it attempted to crawl, the weight wouldn't let it get very far, so it's vital for the chassis to work. The device is comprised of large magnets, each the size of a dinner plate, which are attracted to the ground and the metal beneath it. The magnets move in an oval pattern symmetrical to another row of magnets on the opposite side. They move in ovals so that the chassis 'grabs' ahold of new ground and goes back and thrusts the machine forward in a fast and smooth cycle. It can be activated and deactivated by the machine.

Topping it all off, it has a flamethrower ability, but this time coming from all of the facial 'nostrils' in the robot head. It has a head slamming ability imitating a pecking chicken, and cooling fans and a cooling pipes system similar to the one in the 1970's mechachickenman to keep this thing from overheating.

## Downtown Invasion

The only appearance, which was previously mentioned, took place on Main Street somewhere not too far down the road from Chicken Tech Inc. A large battle, Downtown Invasion, took place on this street marking a tragic and important event, along with the Discotheque Massacre.
Antique Store

The Antique Store is a building located in Downtown. As the name suggests, antiques are sold there.

## Appearances

The Antique Store only appeared in the game Incremental Chicken Collector Co, but there is a similar building called The Gas And Medication Outlet, which appeared in the cancelled Chicken Scratch, Game Show.

In Incremental Chicken Collector Co, you can purchase these items:

\*Restarting the game (which won't reset your progress) is required to purchase multiple

\*\*Purchasing Chicken Tech Inc will end the game and show the credits.
Styrofoam

> "*Hey, are you here? It's been a while since we talked...*"
> ― Styrofoam
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**Styrofoam** is one of the contestants in Abject Reality.

## Personality

Styrofoam always looks out for his teammates, and is very knowledgeable on how Snake's world works. He is very fatherly and consoled Squiggly when he had lost his brother.

Sometimes he politely chides those who refuses to listen to him, such as Basket who was getting impatient in the Underground Maze and Squiggly who doubted his advice.

## Appearance

Styrofoam is a greyish-white rectangular block of styrofoam with multiple deep scratches all over his body. A corner of his body had a chunk missing and appears jagged.

In his bio on the official Escape From Abject Reality website, Styrofoam appeared to be more intact and cleaner, and is seen wearing what appears to be a red bow tie.

## Abilities

He is strong and can carry a comatose Squiggly around easily. He also has an uncanny intellect and can easily find his way out of the mazes. Oddly enough, he seems to be talking to a picture frame in EFAR#17, as if he is communicating to someone who wasn't there.
Discotheque Party Club

Discotheque is located downtown, somewhere not too far from Chicken Tech Inc. It is no surprise one of the machines hid itself inside the club. This ghetto, sketchy but lavish dance club is open 24/7 for anyone ready to get groovy.

## Events Taken Place

The Discotheque Massacre was a gruesome killing spree led by a single robot. The model was armed with an internal machine gun and annihilated the whole club. There were no survivors. On the same night, the detective working for the C.T.G.A was either late or decided not to show up.

## Backstory

Following up on that, a slightly kidnapped/drafted chicken went undercover as an everyday chicken to hunt down the robot. The mission was to not blow the cover, but to sneakily find out who could be the robot. This means any way the suspected "chicken" would act, move or even talk. The detective had about 5 minutes to find the robot until the robot's timer goes off and switches suddenly from an innocent bartender to a killing machine. Everyone's life was on the line.
Trois femmes

**Trois femmes** est le septième épisode de la saison 7 de Caïn.

## Synopsis

*Le Dr François Falardeau, qui venait de faire interner son épouse contre son gré, est retrouvé mort poignardé à son cabinet. Les premiers éléments de la scène de crime aiguillent rapidement les soupçons vers le cercle familial : l’épouse, les deux filles et la gouvernante semblaient en effet être en conflit ouvert avec le patriarche, et elle se sont justement évaporées dans la nature. Elles sont en route sur le chemin de Compostelle, pour un pèlerinage bien particulier vers le Couvent de la Victoire, qui semble protéger jalousement le secret de famille qui les ronge de génération en génération. Cain, décidé à cueillir ses suspectes là où elles l’attendent le moins, va mettre ses roues dans leurs traces et part à leur rencontre, « adaptant la procédure à la réalité du terrain ». Mais lorsqu’un second crime secoue les femmes Falardeau, au lendemain de l’arrivée de Cain au gite où elles ont passé leur première nuit, Lucie et Legrand sont obligés de venir en renfort, et à leur tour, de prendre leur bâton de pèlerins pour faire éclore la vérité.*

## Distribution

### Principaux

* Julien Baumgartner : Fred Caïn
* Julie Delarme : Lucie Delambre
* Mourad Boudaoud : Nassim Borel
* David Baïot : Aimé Legrand
* Smadi Wolfman : Elizabeth Stunia
* Natacha Krief : Camille

### Invités

* Guilaine Londez
* Aurélie Vaneck
Chapter 3: Lights In The Sky

Created by the winner of chapter 3's poster contest, MelodyStarzXD!

Chapter 3 was created by Punch-Holer on 18nd August 2017 and has yet to be completed.

## Trivia

This chapter is the longest to be created, for over 2 years and counting due to the lack of activity due to hiatuses.

This chapter only focuses solely on the red team instead of switching perspectives unlike in the previous chapters.

This chapter introduces open-ended answers to polls, where the audience can type out what they want the character to do instead of an either/or prompt.
Badgey

Warning! There are spoilers for EFAR ahead, including for chapters 1 through 3. Be warned!

> "*Oh! Nononono! They're probably just confused about the whole deal about magic, you know!*"
> ― Badgey
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## Status

### Allies

Amulet, Bucket, Clove, Jeans, Wet Wipes, Z, Basket

### Enemies

Snake

**Badgey** is one of the contestants in Abject Reality.

As of EFAR03, he joins Clove, Z, Amulet, Wet Wipes and Jeans in their adventures in Abject Reality.

## Personality

Badgey was very close to Amulet, Even though he's not as athletic as the rest he helped her by protecting the Bucket from tipping and carrying whenever he goes.

He is meek and often apologetic when he does something wrong. He hates to disappoint people he respects and would try to make up for his lack of physical ability for his loyalty. He's the most comfortable with Basket in recent pages and has grown much less fond of Amulet.

## Appearance

Badgey is a coral circular button badge with a yellow 12-pointed star on him. On his back he has a circular metal indented plate with a silver safety pin attached onto him.

His safety pin was removed in page 58.

## Abilities

He is good at making sure nothing falls out of buckets, though this may just be due to Bucket's abilities.

Badgey's bio page says he has a strength rating of 4, meaning he is the second strongest character, just under Jeans.

## Trivia

* Badgey was the 2nd contestant with limbs to awaken.
* The ship name between Basket and Badgey is BDBTM, which stands for "Basket Destroys Badgey the Movie", an April fools short.
* The pin on his back is removable. This pin is very sharp and could potentially be used as a weapon.
???

## ???

??? appears to be a large mechanical chicken, that looks similar to 1970's mechachickenman V4. It's connected with a claw-like structure to a set of wheels similar to a train bogey. It also has a hook connected to a long crane-like device that comes out of the top of ???'s body, similar in design to a scorpion's tail. It has a large open space on it's right side, which may be a weak point, and is also missing it's right foot.

## Backstory

Not much is known about ???, since the only game it appeared in was cancelled. It is official to the Chicken Tech Inc. storyline, though. It was meant to stop the C.T.G.A. van from leaving Downtown, but eventually chased them even further, through city streets and even into the destination itself, the base.

??? could possibly have been a mechachickenman V3, although it's more likely to be an experiment, due to its odd design. Whether its release to the public was intentional, or if it escaped from Chicken Tech Inc, is unknown.