Drill Sergeant Daddy/info

*This is the info page for **Drill Sergeant Daddy**. You should go there first, because this page will go straight to the details; I'm too lazy to write introductions again.*

## Characters

**Note:** Those in *italics* are from BFDI.

* *Pencil*
* *Pen*
* *Firey*
* *Leafy*
* *Golf Ball*
* *Tennis Ball*
* *Pin*
* *Match*
* *Coiny*
* *Blocky*
* U.S. Dollar
* *Bubble*
* Judge Gavel
* *Eraser*
* *Needle*
* *Snowball*
* OJ
* Cpl. Erin Sharp
* *Ice Cube*
* Clover
* Billy
* *Spongy*
* Court Announcer (voice heard only)
* Iodina
* *Flower*
* Scrunchie
* *Woody*
* *Rocky* (non-speaking only)
* *Teardrop* (non-speaking only)

### Kids

* Saye (#4)
* Javier (#11)
* Sio (#12)
* Citlali (#13)
* Salvador (#16)
* Yaretzi (#22)
* Ximena (#24)
* Zorah (#26)
* Qalam-Rassas (#34)
* Cil (#37)

#### Mentioned

* Greenlynn and Madagasker Card-Ash-Yin
* Lego
* iiLetter
* Ngao (dead)
* Triangle
* Porky-pph-Titu
* Golf Ball's parents
* Bubble's family

## Music

‣ **Big Ed's March** SS *[title card]*

‣ **The People's Court** A. S. Tew *[the opening]*

‣ **Hawaiian Party** P. Dennis *["Wait a second, you hired me for a mock trial?"]*

◊ **Glitters Sting** JW *[Leafy and Firey are revealed]*

◊ **Lazy Afternoon** JR, P. Smid *[Firey and Leafy are walking together]*

‣ **The Rake Hornpipe** R. A. White *["Oi'd be glad to let you in!"]*

◊ **Tension Bits** NCGSJW *["It's very—"]*

◊ **Vibe Q Sting** NC *["Where are the furniture?"]*

‣ **Hello Sailor B** RM *[at the house]*

◊ **Lite Conversation** BA *["Hello?"]*

◊ **Lovely Hawaiian Sting** JW *[Saye and Zorah are still sleeping.]*

‣ **Hawaiian Flower** JJ *["Hey, everyone, today's going to be a really important day today; we're going to help out some of our friends."]*

◊ **Cartoon Sting 4** BASM *["What is with mother today?"]*

◦ **Leafy** sung by B. Davis, C. Huang, M. Huang, R. Lawson, & P. Nguyen and music by P. Tietjens

◒ **New Friendly** *["Whoo, thet was so fun!"]*

◊ **Steel Link Beta** JW *["Pencil, Pen, we're here."]*

◒ **Fig Leaf Times Two** *[Citlali screams of excitement]*

◊ **Steel Licks Alpha** JW *["I know!"]*

◊ **Goofy Conversation** BA *["What's she doing?"]*

◊ **Fanfare** NC *[the "new" Pencil is revealed]*

◊ **Jazzy Sting** JW *["Just don't tell him I said that."]*

‣ **Gala Premiere** LJ *["We want Leafy!"]*

‣ **Tomfoolery** D. Snell *["Open up!"]*

◊ **Steel Link Alpha** JW *["Heinous, heinous!"]*

◊ **Omnilaugh Sting** JW *["We're going to need some stuff."]*

◊ **Twelfth Street Rag** SGJW *[montage]*

◒ **Stringed Disco** *[flashback to 1972]*

◦ **Just Because I'm Female** sung by B. Davis, M. Huang & R. Lawson and music by A. Hatch

‣ **Dramatic Impact 5** IS *[the women and children all scream at Leafy]*

‣ **From the Dead** RH *[they approach Firey]*

‣ **The Rakes of Mallow** B. Gulland, R. White *[Irish jig that plays as Teardrop dances]*

◊ **Steel Licks Gamma** JW *[the men enter]*

◊ **Drama Link O** HC *[everyone leaves]*

‣ **Furtive Footsteps** PK *[behind the house]*

▢ **Cartoon Sting 5** ? *["Hooray!"]*

◊ **The The Sting** JW *["Omg, I totally ship'e!"]*

‣ **Desperate Situation** PG *[Firey falls asleep]*

◒ **Four Beers' Polka** *[Javier is found]*

◒ **Overcast** *[Tennis Ball picks who should go with him]*

‣ **Tragic Bridge 2** PG *["This is a man's work!"]*

◊ **Tickly Sting** JW *[Teardrop gives a thumbs-up]*

◊ **Steel Licks** JW *["Oi, thank God we're 'ere; I'd ne'er think I'd drive this since BFDIA!"]*

‣ **Straight from Hell** GN *[everyone runs, screaming]*

‣ **Dramatic Bridge 4** PG *["Everyone, you've got to get out!"]*

‣ **Stiff Upper Lip** PK *["General Sofer?"]*

◒ **Bicycle** *[Pen reads the challenge description]*

‣ **Hula Festival** GE *["With my leadership skills, I have devised a plan to have everyone where they should be!"]*

‣ **Crepe Suzette** C. Watters *[Pencil, Saye and Match]*

◊ **Vibe Sting** NC *["Hold on, I'm 'earin' a noise."]*

◊ **The Pollywog Strut** BA *[Bubble is discovered]*

◊ **Washing Gary Sting** JW *[Woody is thrown out of the store]*

‣ **Evil Mind 8** DdB *[a small but imposing figure steps into the background]*

◊ **Scale Link** JW *["Goo!"]*

◊ **Dasadana Sting** JW *["I'm sorry, ma'am."]*

◊ **Mission Improbable** BA *[Blocky steals from IKNO]*

▢ **Classic Funk the House** NLG343 *[Eraser and Blocky talk outside the bathroom]*

‣ **West Side Rumble** SS *["Everybody, outside immediately with your hands up!"]*

◊ **Vibe Q Sting** NC *["Hey, wait!"]*

◊ **Texas Sting** JW *[Pen leads the kids to the SuperVan]*

◊ **Hot Steel Sting** JW *[the house is no longer standing]*

‣ **Saxaboogie** HB *[the SuperVan arrives]*

◊ **Pua Licks** JW *["Bubble, we can explain."]*

‣ **Keel Row** BP *["Alright, our work here is done!"]*

‣ **Saxaboogie** HB *["Thanks for being a change from your wife, Pen, letting us into your van."]*

◦ **Leafy (Reprise)** sung by B. Davis, C. Huang, M. Huang, R. Lawson, & P. Nguyen and music by P. Tietjens

◊ **Mamae Sting** JW *[the ending]*

## Allusions

* **Hiroo Onoda** - Onoda was a Japanese soldier who hid in the Philippines for fear of surrendering until long after World War II ended, in 1974. OJ compares Onoda to Leafy, having been permitted to re-enter Kenya.
* Vidkun **Quisling** - Quisling led Norway during its occupation by the Nazis, taking sides with them. In Norwegian, *quisling* refers to someone who betrays. Leafy says that he was a symbol of betrayal rather than her.
* **Quidditch** - Firey thinks that Quisling is the name for the sport from the books.
* **The Kardashians** - Citlali follows a popular reality show called the Card-Ash-Yins.
	+ **North West** - A member of the family mentioned above, her geographical name is the basis of the (misspelled) island names.
* ***The Complete Works of Shakespeare*** - Javier tries to recreate this notoriously long compilation of the works of famed English poet William Shakespeare with his alphabet soup.
* **White Pages** - The **Green Pages** are a parody of this company, which produces phone books.
* ***The Wizard of Oz*** - Part of the tune from Leafy is adapted from the song from the musical, "Sammy".
* **Ivy League** - Tennis Ball and Golf Ball's children attend these colleges. These are the most prestigious universities in the United States, and include Harvard, Yale, Brown, etc.
* **Damn Daniel** - Match indirectly references the series of viral videos by saying that the Ball family are "back at it again".
* **Ninette** - Pencil and Pen's sappy duet, "Just Because I'm Female", has its tune adapted from this British singer's relatively obscure 1966 song, "Push a Little Button", infamous for being used on the BBC.
* **Zillow** - Tennis Ball references Bubble's house potentially being listed on *Kenyazillow*, parody of the website that shows houses online.
* **Early 1960s music trends** - Salvador calling Pencil's words a "pop hit from 1962" refers to the early 1960s trend of putting "girl" as a suffix in many songs, such as **"Candy Girl", "Bobby's Girl"** and **"Ring-A-Ding Girl"**.
* **IKEA** - IKNO is a parody of the Swedish mega-furniture-retailer. The names of the employees, such as Billy, are Swedish names of real IKEA items as well.
* Two real challenges are referenced on the news site: the Overweight Lagomorph is really the **Chubby Bunny Challenge**, and the Hyperacidic Cinnamon Challenge is an extension of the **Cinnamon Challenge**, obviously more dangerous.
* Pin makes a few allusions to the 1970s/80s/90s band **The B-52's** - She says that she wants to roll if she wants to, similar to the line from their 1989 song, "Roam" – "Roam if you want to". The band themselves are also referenced, as **Porky-pph-Titu**.
* **Ottawan** - Officer Dollar says "… hands up, baby hands up" and Pen replies with "Should we give you our hearts too?"; these lines are paraphrased from their 1980 song **"Hands Up"**.

## Credits if this were a YouTube show

**Created by**

Yterbium
**Edited by**

NLG343
Yterbium
**Commented on by**

RetroPineTree
Yterbium
**Assets by**

Jacknjellify (Cary and Michael Huang)
Yterbium
**Voice cast**

**Whitney Allen** (Ximena)
**Georgia Arnold** (Cil)
**Laurence Dang** (U.S. Dollar)
**Bobby Davis** (Billy, Court Announcer, Pen, Salvador)
**Marie Gallagher** (Clover, Erin Sharp)
**Taylor Grodin** (Judge Gavel, OJ)
**Cary Huang** (Ice Cube, Match, Spongy. Tennis Ball)
**Michael Huang** (Blocky, Bubble, Coiny, Eraser, Firey, Golf Ball, Leafy, Needle, Snowball, Woody)
**Ruthie Lawson** (Pencil, Saye)
**Sidney M.** (Javier, Qalam-Rassas, Sio)
**Pattie Nguyen** (Pin)
**Sara Taylor** (Citlali, Scrunchie, Yaretzi, Zorah)
## Notes

1. ↑ **C:** *You don't have to change the song, but I have reclassified it as "other" since in order for it to be classified as "APM", it needs to be on this website and have played in an episode of SpongeBob.*
2. ↑ B-52 = Beef-Ifty-Two; Beef : Pork