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The Reef

This item is currently owned by Crispin Ascalon. It was a gift from the Each-Uisge, as a reward for saving the kelpies.

It's a small, green leatherbound book, with no distinguishing markings. The pages are made from heavy papyrus and mostly empty, but when Crispin opened it, the first page was suddenly covered with an unknown script that was writing itself on the page, shifting and ROILING. Crispin learned to understand it as he looked at it. The Reef is a spellbook that can be used to learn Faerie magic. Fey creatures can teach new spells to the owner of the spellbook.

**Ron:** We've got to find a guy called Doug, who can teach Vinnie how to Dougie!
**Zoë:** ...It would have to be a whole race called the Doug.
Crispin has acquired several spells:

* **Kelpie Spell** - written on the first page, this spell was a gift from the Each-Uisge, who also provided Crispin with the spellbook. This spell can create a clone of a person which will last for 1d4 turns, and will follow verbal commands to the best of its ability. The spell requires a sample from the person that the caster intends to clone; the bigger or more important the sample is, the more closely the clone will resemble the original person it's meant to copy.

* **Will O' Wisp Spell** - Crispin learned this spell from Pal. It allows him to turn into a Will O' Wisp, a glowing orb of light, which is completely invulnerable and immune to any attacks.

The Reef can be used to perform Faerie magic 1/day, and does not expend any of the caster's regular spell slots.
Episode 8 – Man-Off

> And the action just keeps getting hotter! The players may have reached the urn, but things just get worse and worse. Can they figure out how to safely remove their treasure, all while dodging multiple traps, a violent psychopath, and an overeager young bard? Does Shira think it all belongs in a museum? And how many foreign objects can Ragna collect in his meat? Find out on tonights exciting episode!
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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Lolani), Vinny(Crispin), Ron(Lee Bronne)

### Current Quest

Get Crims' Money

"Episode 8 - Man-Off" is the eight episode of the Pretend Wizards Podcast.

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## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the 12th May, 2014.
* This Episode marks the début of "Uncle" Morty, one of the campains' villians
Water Strider

A monsterous creation, believed to be the work of Dr. Senjer, three of these drider-like constructs were made and were working within the church that contained the Each-Uisge. These creatures were made of Rowan wood  and contained a dead body within. After Morty's Boyz dispatched these, Lolani took the wooden face mask off one, and Shira took the leg of one.
The Marionette

The Marionette, also known as 'the Scapegoat', is a magical doll that Lolani encountered when she was picking up the marbles. She accidentally broke the doll's arm, but then paid for it and left it at the toyshop after paying for the marbles.

However the Marionette would reappear, delivered to Lolani by unknown means. The Marionette's appearance drew the suspicion and ire of Shira who demanded it be returned or destroyed. Morty's Boyz traveled back to the toyshop for Lolani to return the doll. Lolani technically did return the doll by going back to the toyshop, but secretly kept the Marionette.

When Lolani later found Molly Baker deathly ill, she gave the girl the Marionette, revealing it's magical nature. The Scapegoat's ability is to take the fatal damage for the person in possession of the doll. In this case, when little Molly was given the doll, it cured her of the deadly illness.
Benbow Inn

## Description

The Benbow Inn is located in Loggerspoole. Nora Benbow is the owner and proprietor of the inn, and lives there with her son Joshua.

Lolani stayed at the Benbow Inn during her time in Atla.

## Trivia

* It can be speculated that, since the Inn is named the **Benbow** inn, the **Benbow** family have been it's owners for at least a generation.
Mayfield

## Description

One of the nicer disctricts in Atla, mostly a residential area, and possibly "the most milquetoast, white-bread city ever", rife with white picket fences and manicured lawns.

Ragna owns a cottage here, next to Mrs. Nesbitt, the head of the Mayfield Homeowners' Association.

Detective MacGuffin is part of the police force in Mayfield.
Loggerspoole

## Description

Loggerspoole is a borough in the City of Atla. It features a sizable lake, and derives its name from the logging industry that's taken place in the area. Some people mistakenly believe that the name is spelled "Lager's Pool", in the vain hope that the lake might, in fact, be filled with fine beer.

Lolani bought a wooden marionette puppet from a toy store in Loggerspoole, which several of players suspected would turn out to be a creepy murderous doll. Later, they discovered that it did, in fact, possess magical powers, but that they were entirely benign.
Nundenday

## Description

Nundenday is a mysterious individual who wears a grey animal mask, which suggests that they have some connection to the assassins Thursday and Friday. Nundenday was responsible for giving the Candleburn to Cyprus Copperpot and convincing him to hire Morty's Boyz to investigate why the Copperpot family had (seemingly) stopped loving Cyprus.

Zoë managed to confuse the players with the strange name of this character, until Raphael's wife IRL, Dana, figured out that Nundenday was most likely derived from the Latin nundinum, i.e. the Roman market day.

This discovery (as mentioned at the start of episode 88, *Jump To Your Death*) caused the players to speculate that Nundenday might be related to the Golden Market, somehow.

Zoë also emphasized that *nundinum* was ostensibly the 8th day of the Roman calendral week, which might imply that there are (at least) 8 members of this mysterious "**Animal Cracker Masked Weekday Cabal**" of magical assassins.
Molly Baker

## Description

Little Molly Baker is the girl that hired Morty's Boyz & Pal's troubleshooting team to learn why the lake was blue.

Later Lolani discovered Molly to be deathly ill, in stark contrast to her condition when Morty's Boyz met her earlier. Lolani gave Molly her marionette doll, discovering it's magic properties and cured Molly Baker's illness.
Coppershine Estate

Home of the Copperpot family, which includes John and his children, Cupri and Cyprus.

Currently, after the events of Why doesn't my family love me?, the estate has been burned down and is undergoing construction.

## Trivia

* During episode 1, when Shira Snow discovered a connection between a man named Alexander Copperpot and her family finances, it was mentioned that the distance between Shira's home and the Coppershine Estate was a two day journey by horse.
	+ This time contraint has been abolished due to gameplay reasons, likely so that the players don't spend more time travelling than they already have.
Cordelia Gallo

Amazing person , and is a cat lover. Toaster.

Is mint's waifu so do not touch her.

Support main (Continue reading for Professional Career) and plays league and cs go??

<p data-parsoid="{"dsr":[125,130,0,0]}" credited with the popularity of O u O and cats on GD

Rumor mill says Cordelio Gallo get good grades in high school, is 16 years old and very good-looking by GD standards. Once saved a GDer from suicide.

She's also one of the two feared semen demons, she has an insatiable thirst for male seed.

Does NOT like you to call her Cordelia GALIO.

"I love Corde" - Evangele

## Rumors Surrounding LemonNation and C9 Gaming

Following the announcement of C9 Hai's retirement from Professional Gaming, LemonNation was approached by HotshotGG to play in place of DoubleLift as CLG's Attack Damage Carry, with DoubleLift moving to a Alternate/Trash Talker position. LemonNation was in talks with HotshotGG when Meteos uttered the famous line "nah brah! Screw it, play instead of Hai" LemonNation said "Heh. CLG Golden Age 2015-2015" and moved to C9's mid lane. There was much talk about his replacement, but Cloud9 made the bold move of inviting relative newcomer "Cordelia Galio" to fill the role. With stiff competition like Lustboy, she was openly hesitant, but with some prodding by her former boyfriend TSM Reginald, she agreed. Aside from an unsuprising stomp by team Dignitas, she led C9 to three consecutive world championship victories. Some criticize her for her playstyle of "Sneaky isn't really a carry anyway", but with KDA's like 11-2-1 posted in the NALCS, she disrupted the meta like no single player before her. In her words, "On-Hit Alistar is the best. Every other champion is trash"
Robespierre

## Description

Prefect Robespierre is an effete gnome with a Southern accent and an affinity for mint juleps. He employs a pair of hulking bodyguards named Hans and Brickson.

He was "*murdered"* by a lion masked assassin; the culprit is suspected to be an individual known as Thursday.

It was later discovered that Robespierre was actually poisoned with something to make it look like the gnome was dead, and his autopsy was faked by Dr.Senjer.

Currently, after being resurrected by Morty's Boyz & interrogated, almost drowned & killed again, then knocked out and cursed by Morgan, he is considered dead by the general public.
The Cloud

The Cloud is one of the magical fairy rings from the Moorchild, collectively known as The Body, given after completing the quest, "Why doesn't my family love me?" It was claimed by Shira Snow, and allows her to copy an item and give it to a teammate. Like all of the rings in The Body, this power lasts either a single encounter or an hour, whichever comes first.
Brograbbe's Grab Bag

## Description

Brograbbe's Grab Bag is a shop in Helm that caters to all kinds of warriors. It's owned and operated by a heavily built halfling named Brograbbe ("he has no neck, it's all trapezius").

Brograbbe sold an Orcish double axe to Ragna for 500 gp, which may or may not turn out to be a good investment. He also offered to sell Dweezil a *Frost Disc* (an enchanted buckler that could be used as a throwing weapon, was able to deal cold damage to enemies, and could even keep beverages cool) for 600 gp. Dweezil declined the offer, stating that the buckler had "not enough lasers".
Episode 7 – You Should Turn Around

> The action explodes, all at once! Angry landlords, violent lumber, robot fashion police! Can our heroes stay in one piece long enough to repo some pottery?
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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Lolani), Vinny(Crispin), Ron(Lee Bronne)

### Current Quest

Get Crims' Money

"Episode 7 - You Should Turn Around" is the seventh episode of the Pretend Wizards Podcast.

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## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the 12th May, 2014
Ragna the Red

*On the exterior, Ragna is a stereotypical barbarian thug. He doesn’t take anyone’s crap. He loves to drink, fight and steal. But, you know, half-orcs are only HALF orc. They have another side that sometimes doesn’t come to the public eye. Ragna secretly enjoys a quiet domestic life as well, full of cooking, gardening, and bubble baths. He lives in a lovely cottage in Mayfield, although it was later burned down by Crispin.*B*ecause this is strange behavior for someone who also enjoys cutting people in half, he doesn’t let his fellow adventurers know about his other life.***-- Official Character Page**

Past
Ragna has not spoken much about his past, but it is known that he is a criminal and implied he built his life in Mayfield with dirty money. He doesn't let stereotypes of half-orcs or barbarians hold him back and has held grudges on those—like his neighbor, Mrs. Nesbitt—make (usually racist) assumptions about him. Despite all this, he has an established life in Mayfield and enjoys his suburban white picket lifestyle.
Involvement
Ragna started the campaign as a huge fan of Mortimer Crim, with posters on the wall of his cottage in Mayfield, and all kinds of collectible merchandise. (Including one of Crim's used, autographed fur loincloths...) His adoration seems to have cooled over time; Ragna even broke of one Crim's doors, without any hint of remorse, in a later episode.
It was his love for Crim that drove him to become a part of the original six of Morty's Boyz. (WIP)

Personality
Ragna has made a habit of briefly adopting any and all adorable ""babbies"" he encounters; these paternal infatuations usually only last until he finds a new random orphan to pick up and carry on his back, while the old ""babby"" gets thrown to the wayside like trash. Some of his previous babbies are Sparky, Cyprus Copperpot, and Amelie. (WIP)
Trivia
* It has been mentioned on the show that both his parents were half-orcs and reaffirmed on Twitter that his mother was also a half-orc.
* One of his barbarian powers is the ability to speak with animals. Unlike Lee Bronne, Ragna has never used this ability.
* His brother, Norjask, is also a barbarian.
* He's 30 years old, according to Brittney.

Quotes
* "*A quote goes here*." —Source
"Uncle" Morty

*'You should turn around. '*-- Uncle' Morty

Description
Morty's Boyz encountered this violent psychopath of a landlord during their mission to recover a burial urn to pay Mortimer Crim's rent at the Two-For-One.

After being knocked through a window by Ragna (and being presumed dead), Morty appeared again When Lee Bronne and Sapphire Melody encountered the Golden Market, a strange anomaly in Mayfield(?).

In Sielle Manor
Morty (or something similar to him) also appeared in Sielle Manor as an Inky Creature, stalking a peculiar hallways of the Manor. Dweezil killed the Morty-Impersonator with Candleburn. Whether or not this effects the 'real' ""Uncle"" Morty has yet to be seen.

Trivia
* Note that Morty's Boyz were named after the group's founder, Mortimer Crim, and not after ""Uncle"" Morty.
Two-For-One

## Description

Part bank, part pawn shop (mostly pawn shop, actually). This establishment is located in Helm, two blocks from Mortimer Crim's headquarters.

It's run by an orc whose name is never discovered, despite Crispin's desperate efforts to learn it. He speaks with a nasal accent, and ends conversations with a laconic "Okay bai".
The Deep

## Description

The Deep is a large, incredibly deep Mine in the middle of Mafic Road. It is so deep that even enhanced Dark Vision can't see to it's bottom.

### The Hellivator

An old, rusted elevator that had been blocked for several months prior to Morty's Boyz interaction with it, due to it spitting up "chunks of flesh".

The Elevator has 6 levels, though the first 2 do not contain a "floor", instead stopping at nothing.

### The Rocks

As the heroes descent, the walls of the deep begin to take on strange properties, growing softer and "squirming" as chunks of it are scraped away by the elevator. As it turns out, the rock works similar to organic matter, growing and "sweating" a strange liquid that tastes of iron and salt.

These rocks do not react to outside stimuli apart from being cut and traditional fae-dealing methods do nothing to them. In fact, when Dweezil touched the Flying Rowan to the stone, it expanded rapidly.

At the bottom of The Deep is, presumably, Hadestown.

## Trivia

* The Deep is home to the legendary Blarny Stone.
Communication Marbles

The Communication Marbles are a set of enchanted marbles that allow characters to interact with each other and NPCs at long ranges, at the sacrifice of one of their senses. Lolani originally bought 8 (?) marbles. Morty's Boyz have given away 2 of them, Lolani had the remaining 4 when she retired. Shira is known to have a strong distaste for the marbles despite their usefulness. The NPC Odette, from the sewer town, is one of the NPCs to keep one of these marbles, Amelie is the other - she received one from Sapphire Melody, who is currently without a marble. To use the marble a character thinks of the other person and a call is made to that marble, the marble floats into the air and a two way call in made. The call behaves as if both ends are on speaker phone, anyone nearby can hear or speak through either of the activated marbles. In episode 119 Shop Lyfe, Ragna and Saphire Melody buy 20 more marbles from the toy store and have the very confuzed enchanter turn them into what they hope will be marbles.

Zoë's explanation of the newly enchanted marbles in *Episode 15 - Revenge of the Toy Store*:

*Here's how the marbles work, 'cause I don't want you to keep trying to experiment and figure it out, just wanna get this along. The marbles, on the receiving end, is a one d6 and will fuck up one sense for one d4 rounds. And this is only like the first time it's activated in like every hour.*
At Zoë's discretion the loss of sense is determined by her when the characters applicable aren't in any combat. This "every hour" rule was forgotten, and isn't mentioned again until Episode 73.
Dolls

These roughly carved wooden dolls have been found to contain changelings.

When they attack a person or creature, they extend white tubes into their victim's body, and can potentially take control of that person.

The Changelings are protected by Moorchild.

These Dolls have also been found to have a special glyph on the back that allows one to control outsiders (beings not from the caster's plane of existence) To defy the glyph would send the being back to it's plane of existence.
Adolphus Sveaskog

> *"Quote here"*
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## Description

Elven noble who lives in the Tartan Quarter. First appeared in episode 92, *Chicken Soup*, where he was revealed to be the person who provided Morty's Boyz with their next job: "clean out the trash in the Tartan Quarter".

After being interrogated by Shira Snow, Sveaskog gave away his involvement with the Tom Tit Tot.

He later was kidnapped by Pegasus and Sapphire Melody, brought to the haunted Sielle Manor as a sort of 'guide'. As expected, he wasn't much help.

### "A. Dolphin Facecock"

Elven noble who lives in the Tartan Quarter. First appeared in episode 92, *Chicken Soup*, where he was revealed to be the person who provided Morty's Boyz with their next job: "clean out the trash in the Tartan Quarter".

According to Zoë, his surname is meant to be something along the lines of "Svaeskog", which she pronounced as, basically, "Sface-cog". This quickly transformed into "Facecock" and later expanded to "A. Dolphin Facecock", much to Zoë's disappointment. Zoë claimed that Svaeskog is a real surname. If so, she may have borrowed the name from the Swedish "Sveaskog" or "Svea skog", where 'skog' (pronounced "sko-o-og", with a long O vowel sound) means 'forest' - a rather fitting name for an elf.

Zoë later changed her pronounciation:

*"It’ll take awhile before you hear me correct myself, but I checked way later, and his name is actually pronounced kind of like “sveh ahs koog”, so yeah, pretty off the mark."*
Riot KateyKhaos

Rioter who engages with the GD community and works as Skins Q&A. Infamous for joining in with Medium Katarina's face meme thing, but has gained good reputation since. One of three Rioters with FEK.

A really nice and optimistic Rioter who actually congregates with all of us degenerates who call GD home. Brought the permaban crackdown to the attention of Riot BaconHawk and indirectly got the ball rolling on getting some of those permabans reduced.
Demonsolder21

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SpiralBlack

SpiralBlack

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The Powerful and Feared Captain SpiralBlack was once a noble merchant who lost all of his possessions and his life in one Big game of Poker.

He lost all he had against the notorious Twisted Fate, But because Twisted Fate had no use of slaves he purposely lost our SpiralBlack to some slavers in his next games of poker

Our slavers took SpiralBlack across the great grand sea to Bilgewater, to collect more slaves, so they could sell all slaves there in one big bulk to either Zaun or Noxus

Good thing for SpiralBlack that slavers ship never made it to Bilgewater!!

The Feared Pirate Gangplank raided the slavers ship and slayed every slavers who tried to tried to fight back, the rest got thrown out the ship to sleep with the fishes or if they where lucky the hungry sirens...

SpiralBlack was saved by the pirate crew of Gangplank and because he had nowhere to go he decided to join Gangplanks crew!!

After a lot of raiding and a lot of yarr harr harr, SpiralBlack learned a lot from the great Gangplank!! but because SpiralBlack had a keen mind himself he took all he learned and he started his own Pirate crew!!

In the end SpiralBlack became his own Captain with his own crew, turning himself into a Pirate Merchant who loved to Raid and to steal from rich every chance he got!

To the merchancts stupid enough to cross his ships, would feel the wrath of his Cannonballs!! only after there loot was securec off course

By using his experience as a pirate of Gangplanks crew and by using what he remembered from his old life as a merchant Captain SpiralBlack became a notorious Pirate and a rich merchant in no quick time!!

The're more stories about the great pirate Captain SpiralBlack!! but those stories are for another day!!
Kuronii Lumiira

Not a very well-known GDer, Kuronii Lumiira (Kuro, for short), has made a few appearances from time to time. His general lack of shitposting, along with a relatively nondescript writing style, has made him easily dismissable.

He gained a bit of interest on GD with Hatedaddy's "How to become a successful Master Baiter"[1] topic by narrating it in a narrator's (or announcer's) fashion. Since then, he has fallen back into the crowd, but can be expected to make more narration-type posts for Hatedaddy in the future.

Kuronii has also shown keen interest in the Support and Mid roles, as well as a certain amount of knowledge of their intricacies.
Hero of Ideals

Hero of Ideals is a generic GD poster that occasionally shares his art. Looks up on other GD artists, especially Besteau. Hero was originally a lurker on the old GD known as RisingDarkness87 but slowly became more social after the boards switch. His favorite champion is Vel'Koz, but despite being very proficient at the eye ball squid he does not main him due to being a jungle main. He rather settles on maining Rek'Sai. Hero also has a OCs that he will shove down people's throats though he tends to keep them off the boards. Hero was once banned for a day for posting suggesting images with cacti.
MayPeeps

May
Peeps is a friendly Gder who seems to have an infatuation for
Caitlyn, Leona, Janna and Nami. She goes by the names Amy, May, Peeps
and Rose (May being her most preferred.)She posts occasionally on the
GD boards (never shitposting). Her posts are generally very welcoming
and lighthearted, and they pertain to subjects such as getting to
know each other more, telling stories and making corny jokes. May has
shared that she is recently engaged to her best friend Dani of 8
years back in February 2015, and they have been together as partners
(same sex) since 2012, and they met when May was at the age of 12.
Nowadays, she spends her time with Dani whenever she can,
chatting with people on Skype or on League, or going out to be with
friends.

One joke about May Peeps is that if you have her as your neighbor you should never stroll around your home naked. The reason for this is because May peeps.

Some
of her hobbies include:

* Playing League

* Chatting
* Writing
* Drawing
* Cooking
* Cleaning
* Walking
* Blinking
* Breathing
* Pestering people in league and on skype at all times. (seriously make her stop for a while T\_T)
* Wishing people to have lego related accidents and injuries.
SnowKittyNidalee

SnowKittyNidalee (aka Best Furry NA), while once a paragon of what GD has to offer and a champion of oration for GD, is now known as one of the most cringeworthy poster to roam GD today. From Nidalee reaction pictures tacked on to his posts to constantly adding fire to the Nidalee circlejerk, it's almost sad to see how far this once semi=prominent poster has fallen.

If encountered, make sure to refer to Nidalee is "Cancer Cat", the "Lymphoma Lion", or the "Prostate Cancer Panther".

Definitely one of the bigger betas on GD. Will thirst after any and all girls, only to develop meaningless crushes on them that go nowhere, and will gladly done their sword and white knight garb when their maidens are attacked like GEM and Keryu.
The Wave

These items are currently owned by Ragna the Red. They were a gift from the Each-Uisge, as a reward for saving the kelpies.

The Wave is a pair of darkly colored gloves covered in small fish scales; they're large enough to fit the beefy hands of an adult orc.

When the person wearing these gloves strikes someone - either with a gloved punch or using a weapon - the bearer can choose to deal no damage, and instead force the target to move, effectively knocking them aside with the sheer force of the blow. The target travels a distance in feet equal to the amount of damage dealt (so, if the bearer rolled 42 points of damage, the target is moved 42'). If the target strikes a hard surface or unyielding object, they suffer damage as though they'd fallen an equal number of feet.

The Wave has a number of charges per day equal to the number of times that the bearer is able to rage, i.e. The Wave can only be used by barbarians or others with berserk powers. If the bearer announces that they wish to use The Wave but misses their target, they don't lose a charge.

Ragna and Dweezil both experimented with their items by hitting Lee Bronne with them - in Ragna's case, he quickly discovered its special ability, without hurting Lee Bronne.
Macilento • President of GD

A delusional GDer who hails from Spain. Some of his hobbies include
futbol, the macarina and prank phone calling temp agencies and asking
them if they're refridgerator is running. He does not own a car but he
does own a tractor and this is his preferred mode of transportation.

Some random guy who wasn't even part of original GD. Probably has saggy balls.

Has a pet Gopher named Umberto, enjoys giving high fives to
quadriplegics and considers powdered deer penis a delicacy in his home
country of Spain. He also has a live-in boyfriend named Lucky. They like
 to role play in the bedroom where Lucky is "Mr. Slave" and Macilento
demands that Lucky call him "Mr. Garrison."

Not really a president of anything. He just likes to say he is. Macilento isn't the main problem. Its his circlejerk full of enabling morons who make his ego inflate to the size of a blimp. And the crazy Spaniard just goes along with it.
Hoshi

## Introduction

               Hoshi was a 'newfag' within the GD boards community, but quickly gained in infamy when people quickly discovered that he has in interest in young anime girls. He had many people who haters as well as some of those haters being the mods of GD.

         Hoshi was known for posting loli pictures of anime girls and was the person who posted the picture involving the apple girl incident. Though many of his posts were deleted during the The Great Loli Purge of 2015, there are a few that remain. Those few posts serve to remind mankind that the purge was a mistake of their incompetence and that a whole entire race of anime girls were nearly wiped out.

## Hoshi's image collection and bans

         During Hoshi's rise within GD, he also had setbacks. This includes banning of his account because of

incompetent moderators. To this day, incompetent moderators are still a thing. Though Hoshi was so powerful,

he had many accounts to post on which allowed him to have a continuous posting cycle. Though eventually this
resulted in many bans, followed by a permaban to all his current accounts and future accounts.

## Hoshi's return

             After months of no Hoshi, GD finally realized they were missing their God, Hoshi. Begging for him to return, he decided to disobey the rules of the mods and come back to GD. Though only to discover everything has changed. GD has become a boring pile of white knighters and most anime content is punishable.

## Hoshi's death

Died trying to stick his dick into his monitor
Roy

## **Prelude**

*Take note now of these names.*

*Big Boss. The man of red. Roy.*

*Now Lo and behold, the people of the forums*

*The people that would belong to a future King.*

*- Ancient texts*

## Summary and Accomplishments

Roy, the venerable poster of General Discussion, is perhaps one of the greatest tricksters and manipulators of the forum at large. His reach and influence extend to all facets of GD culture, and he can change his personality and mannerisms seemingly at will. A sociopath and egotist at heart, Roy stops at nothing once he has his sights set on a goal.

**Accomplishments**:

Perpetrator behind Sejuani 45

Main culprit behind Slenderman's popularity

Ex-Admin(?) of IPB

Organizer of GDCS

Manipulated Kite GD against themselves during the Fake Roy era

Main culprit behind Slenderman's popularity

Shares credit for sparking the Damiya memes with Phane Sorter and Hasagiii

Achieved personal Harem of GD girls

Successfully banned YMA Sumac and kept Pluto GD afloat for far longer with his own leadership

Created and managed the GDrama Podcast until the eventual downfall of IPB

Main culprit behind Slenderman's popularity

## Trivia

20 years old

Main culprit behind Slenderman's popularity

Would constantly challenge personalities such as Sumac and MyFaceIsOP and win

Has been noted to state that he has a secret power to make anyone obey his commands

Aspired to become a rapper for GD and created a rap along with PaulRemyBacardi. The fame whoring song was cringe-worthy and made the ears of mature GDers bleed. it wasnt nearly as good as frogman's rapping

Edgy af

Has futa fetish

Possible reincarnation of Adolf Hitler

Main culprit behind Slenderman's popularity
John Price

Captain John Price, callsign Bravo Six, is a British special forces soldier and one of the main protagonists of the Modern Warfare franchise, as well as appearing in Call of Duty Online and Call of Duty: Heroes. He is a member of the British SAS. He often carries a M4A1 and wears a boonie hat during field operations. In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (set five years after the first game), Price was incarcerated in a Russian gulag. He is later rescued and becomes a field commander of Task Force 141. Following the unit's disbanding and the death of its treacherous leader, General Shepherd, Price and longtime ally John "Soap" MacTavish enacted a personal vendetta to end the mastermind of World War III, Vladimir Makarov.
Umbra Gemini

**Who is he?**

A gder that started posting ever since 2014,It is completely unknown by anyone if he is a human behind the computer screen, many suspect that it could be a bot, or an alien.

**Does it talk?**

 This creature likes to talk into short sentence and liking to add in 1's as i's and 0's as o's and etc. This is one of the reason many suspect that its a bot, alien and others.

**Zed one trick pony Records**

It is currently at the ranked 4th most earn't mastery score player in the world

Season 5: KDA: 11.0/4.6/5.9 winrate 70%, 186 games played

0n1y p1ay's z3d

Had sex with z3d before

Rank climb record: bronze 4 -Platnium 5 (season 5)

Only plays mid, and top (If he dosen't get mid) with zed only

Its **favourite Gder's**

 1.Lajneen
Tundra Fizz

A massive fucking fun factory who jerks off to Fizz porn.

Also works on FEK for the sole purpose of enlarging his E-peen.

Tundra Fizz sucks ass at League so he needs to resort to playing broken champions like Fizz.

How dare you all attack him like this? He deserves better than these comments. He put his blood sweat and tears into improving our forum experience with FEK and he has been so nice that it just breaks my heart to see these comments.

^ I don't know who added the above, but relax man. I (Tundra) created and started the article and just said that jokingly about myself as satire. You can see that I was the one who did it by taking a look at the history.

http://puu.sh/hE3NO.png

Also I kind of wish that if people were to edit articles, that they'd create accounts so we'd at least see who is creating and editing what.
Snacks

A **snack** is a small portion of food eaten between meals. The food might be **snack** food—items like potato chips or baby carrots—but could also simply be a small amount of any food. Excessive **snack**ing has been implicated in the increasing prevalence of obesity in many countries. A Tufts University, Department of Psychology empirical study titled, "Effect of an afternoon confectionery **snack** on cognitive processes critical to learning" found that a consumption of a confectionery **snack** in the afternoon improved spatial memory in the study's sample group, but in the area of attention performance had a mixed effect.

## Snacking

**Snacking** does not have a concrete definition. A study taken by Katherine Chaplin and Andrew Smith from the journal *Appetite* says, “Participants defined **snacking** as food or drink eaten between main meals”. As told in the textbook *Nutrition: Concepts and Controversies* by
Frances Sienkiewicz Sizer and Ellie Whitney, sedentary men have a recommended daily calorie intake of about 2400 kcal. For sedentary women the intake is about 2000 kcal. The average calorie intake during a meal is about 500 kilocalories leaving a range of 300-800 kilocalories for **snacks** between meals. Overdoing this daily allowance can cause weight gain no matter whether the **snack** is healthy or unhealthy. **Snacking** on foods that are low in energy density, high in nutrient density, and follow the five characteristics of healthy **snacking** increase satiation and satiety. Sustaining a high level of satiation and satiety helps keep one within the caloric discretionary allowance, and helps one maintain a healthy body weight.

## Snack List

* Chips
* Cereal
* Carrots
* Bacon
* Pretzels
* Candy
* Chocolate
* Fetus
* Jelly
* Marshmallow
* Pudding
* Cookie
* Placenta
* Churros
* Scone
* Milkshake
* Smoothie
* Turtles
* Ice Cream
* Apples
* Nuts
* Orange
* French Fries
* Onion Rings
* Vagina
* Tapas!?!?
* Sandwich
* Cheese
* Banana Chip
* Nachos
* Crackers
* Japanese People
Changelings

Changelings are Fey creatures with the ability to possess mortal people and take control of their bodies. They also often store themselves inside wooden dolls.

Moorchild is their protector. Due to an ancient Fey law, once a Changeling is taken from their realm, it is unable to return. Should the Changeling go back, it will be judged and then killed. This fact, paired with the glyph on the back of the wooden dolls, ensures the Changeling's cooperation.

Supposedly, there are 108 kidnapped changelings roaming Atla. The number 108 may have special significance; for example, it may be a reference to the 108 Sekirei, who are able to bond with humans.

The Moorchild taught Morty's Boyz a special Faerie Melody song that pacifies the Changelings, but will only work outside of combat. Lee Bronne played the song in episode 77. The song used is a cover of Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites by Skrillex.
K-Jack

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## Description

K-Jack is a poison merchant, highly skilled in preparing the deadliest toxins imaginable - as well as several other, slightly less lethal varieties, such a paralytic and sleep-inducing preparations - and selling them for hefty prices.

Shira and Lee Bronne have purchased large quantities of poison from him. Shira was able to parlay with him easily, thanks to her proficiency in Thieves' Cant. Dweezil, on the other hand, is notoriously incapable of communicating in the secret language of the criminal underworld - which is quite alright by him, since he much prefers the noble forms of semaphore, anyway.

K-Jack's secret shop is located in Mafic Road.
Hospes Manor

## Description

When Dweezil was kicked out of his childhood home by his stern father, he took up residence in Hospes Manor. (Zoë may have been inspired by the Proto-Italic word "hospes" for its name.)

The Hospes Manor is located in the Tartan Quarter.

The manor is also home to the numerous members of staff that serve Dweezil's every whim, including the head hair dresser, Roban, and the head butler, Tarrit Hilson.
Just Mid

Just Mid, a frequent paoster GDer who startded posting atowards the endd of Season 2. Origirnally participwadted in the coummsunity in the Tribunal forums.

He/she posts mewta aor anti-meta topicds with nao regardds to fitting in witha public opinion. Nodt known to be a member of any popdular circlejerk.

Eva's Valentine's Day date for sundaes. <3a

Gets salty as fuck super easily. <--- Van Grants lmfao.  Gtfo pleb.

Permabanned and does not post anymore. His ban was from rating his friend's thread "killurself/10". Sometime seen in the General Discussion chatroom under the name Draaaaavenn.

Came back on the account "Ashes on Wool".
Arduno

Arduno Elster a mad cackling evil doer.

Follower of the Cult of Veigar. He mehehehehe's a lot!

Be Ware!!

## Impact on the Meta: 2015-2018

With the rise of what is known as the "Talon Meta" Arduno took the route nobody else would. Drawing inspiration from an instalok Music Video, he built his pocket-pick, veigar, to be the Anti-talon. He dubbed his creation "racecar Veigar", and Veigar was at 100% Pick/ban in the NALCS for the next three years, in spite of riot nerfing AP Movespeed items, and adding a passive ability on Boots of mobility that reads "This Item does nothing on Veigar" Eventually, Veigar was removed from the game, largely thanks to Arduno's Paradigm-Shifting way to play immobile mages.
Evil Jester

Evil Jester has been playing League of Legends since the end of season 2. Despite his name, he does not main Shaco, however his primary role is Jungler. Despises playing Ranked due to his convictions of dealing with rampant toxicity and believes that there is less of it in Normal or Draft game mods. Originally known on the old and new forums for his Drunken AMA's, he has become a lot more known for being a self proclaimed Chef and sharing his joy, displeasure, and WTF moments of working in a restaurant.

As far as Boards contributions, Evil Jester's most known for his advocacy for reworking older outdated champions in order for them to retain playability against the newer, flashier champions Riot was releasing during that time.

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/ik9r8Es2-im-willing-to-sacrifice-the-next-champion-release-to-prioritise-fixes-and-reworks-for-old-champions?show=flat

Though not everyone agreed with every change that was overall made, including Evil Jester himself. Most have shown positive support for the initiative as well as genuine content.

Evil Jester currently leads the Holy Trinity Army of Neapolitan Ice Cream lovers against the evil, Cookies and Cream Fronts lead by Chicken Wrap.
Crimson Mutt

Crimson Mutt is a eurotrash faggot from Croatia. He mains cancer Vi because he can only press R, and is an abrasive douche on the forums.

## Etymology

Crimson Mutt went through several names in his time in league.

Originally starting as Crimson Dog on EUNE like the furry fuck he is, he made an NA account by the name of Crimson Mutt since "Crimson Dog" was taken by another furry.

After he was first perma'd for being a dick, he went on to make an account named Crimson Mutt 2, on which he plays when on NA since it's the only one for which he actually remembers the username and password.

Naturally being banned again for being the same penis as before, he went on to his Crimson Mutt 3 account on which he posted until the death of GD.

Following the move to boards and Tamats "lvl 20 or gtfo" policy, he shifted to posting on his EUNE main since his smurfs were level 5 and he couldn't be arsed to level them.

That main was renamed "Vi in the Middle" for the month he was insistent on feeding intentionally playing Vi mid, because "no really it works", then swiftly renamed himself to "The Vi Guy" because he wanted to make his waifu proud.

## History

Joining GD in 2013 with his terrible Modular Rune Page proposal which he reposted several times, he immediately started being a plague to the community, making asinine insults left and right.

He endured several permabans on real GD, as well as one temp ban on Boards during the Apple scandal.

## Champions

As a typical weeb, he of course has his own waifu in the form of Vi. He has bought her on day one, has all her skins [EDIT: he's too broke to get Demon Vi and thinks Debonair is trash so this no longer holds up] and even named himself after her in some pathetic attempt to delude himself that she'd notice him if she were real.

Other than that, he plays Trinity Force Diana toplane which he vehemently defends without fail as "one of the best ways to play Diana" oblivious to all its drawbacks, and mains the jungle.

## Hobbies

He plays the guitar, and currently has 3 of them: an acoustic, an electric and a bass guitar, which he brings up at every occasion on the slim chance that someone will think he's cool.

He also plays league almost all day instead of the superior DotA 2 because his dorm blocks steam. Hah! What a dork.
Frosthaven

GDer known to have 'ascended' into Riot employment via the maintenance of the popular forum application, FEK.

Contrary to popular belief, Frosthaven did not create FEK.

He is a very special type of Rioter because he used to be a GDer, which means he can accomplish much less downvotes than Morello.

Not many Rioters can traverse GD with the freepass Frosthaven is freely given by GDers.

He has yet to complete Qez's Quest and his hairline leaves much to be desired.

Has an extensive dragon dildo collection that he purchased from Bad Dragon - Tundra Fizz 2015

which he shares with Tundra - Worre 2015
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ChickenWrap

Chickenwrap is a GDer who became well-known for a thread titled: "I am a crappy player that knows everything about league, AMA" (Source: http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3704154). The thread was created on July 26, 2013.

Chickenwrap joined the League community sometime in 2010. Recently (May, 2015), he spearheaded the reversal of a permaban on GDer: Best Furry NA (aka. BFNA).ChickenWrap is a low Diamond-level Shaco player who makes YouTube montages of his Shaco gameplays.  These videos have not yet become as successful as his AMA thread. His videos can be seen here: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheChickenWrap/videos

ChickenWrap believes that Cho'gath is freelo, a fact hotly debated by his peers, some of which believe him to be delusional.

Like Doublelift, he has written in the forums about having conflicts in his home and fear of homelessness.

He currently holds the title of Greatest of All Time defeating Baconstr1pz in one-on-one combat in the top-most part of the Rift with Darius..

Lead a crusade against the front-paging of the LoL Roleplaying due to numerous reasons, including arbitrary rules and excluding most of the new playerbase.

He played in Who Wants to Win Skins, a gameshow presented by Happycompy. He won Pulsefire Ezreal. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpM26NyEyy4).
Memes

This word has zero meaning anymore. GDers think they are hilarious by saying meme in every post. The people who say meme in a skype call should kill themselves.

This page is to be used exclusively for collecting memes related to league of legends, Raising one's dongers, and tamat.

Please add memes in the following format:

**This thread is now about dogs:**Art director and Leona fan Pendragon once apoligized to players who had lost content from a technichal error. He then proceeded to derail the thread like none before.

"memes were a mistake" - nunuman77

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