President Kanye West

President Kanye West with his rifle

- President Kanye West on his favorite rapper

President Kanye Omari West won the elections of 2020 by a landslide. However, the results of the election have been cast in doubt by a majority of the citizens of the United States. One such area of contention being how Kanye received an estimated 200 million votes in the election, while his opponents in total received an estimated 80 million votes. With there being 159 million confirmed voters at the time of the election, it has been argued that President Kanye West received significantly more votes than what was believed by many to be possible. One main contender of these results has famously been famous space magician Neil deGrasse Tyson, who stated

"Some people say numbers don't lie, but these numbers, they do, they do in fact lie"

Another infamous act by President Kanye West was his order to paint the White House in a total coating of Vantablack, when asked why he made this decision President Kanye West Stated: "You can't see it at night, it's unreal." President Kanye West has since then, refused to give further comment on the repainting of the White House, now called the "Black House"

The Black House

### Impact as President:

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- President Kanye West on ordering bombings of Canada after a Canadian surrender was already sent directly to the Black House.

President Kanye West's first act as president, was proposing a plan to send 52 nuclear warheads on direct courses to major population centers across Mexico. However, this plan would go through multiple delays and hiatuses after the entire Department of Defense disagreed to the plan. President Kanye West then made his second act as president, dissolving the Department of Defense. After this act went through every former member of the Department of Defense was executed by slingshot.

Upon realizing that there was no Department of Defense to sign on to his plan, President Kanye West paid 10% of the national budget to IBM for a proposed "perfect nuclear yes man." After a month, IBM revealed their "MacArthur 2000", which was an artificial intelligence using the identity of former General of the Army, Douglas MacArthur. The MacArthur 2000 immediately signed on to President Kanye West's plan. 52 nuclear warheads were subsequently fired, and dropped across Mexico. The total death toll is unknown.

President Kanye West asked Canada very politely to be annexed, and they politely obliged. However, this did not stop President Kanye West from ordering bombings on Canada, according to him, "just for show."

### Other Laws Passed by President West

* He signed an executive order banning any labor protection laws, claiming that labor laws made workers "lazy" and cited them as the reason that "shoes are so shit these days"

The MacArthur 2000

### Impact on the Second Civil War:

"Obviously. President West has been elected by the public and is president until the next vote is due"

- Field Marshal Mel Danen on the validity of President Kanye West's presidency.

After the United States was split into various warring factions, it was the USRM who vowed their support for President Kanye West. Little information exists of President Kanye West's status in the divided United States, as it has been reported he went into hiding as soon as the number of states belonging to the United States went from a lot, to a couple.