Just Hanging Out

"*This is one of my favorite places to hang out, mostly because it's within wi-fi range.*"
―Erik
Just Hanging Out is the 70th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on June 29, 2017.

## Summary

Pineapple Erik decides that he doesn't really want to do a lesson after Vidcon and Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut, so instead he's just going to hang out with his students.

He puts on a YouTube video about grapefruit. At first he thinks it's a cooking video, but it's actually a sex thing. Then he puts on a video complaining about Amy Schumer and finds a bunch of sexism in the comments. Then he has to take a shit, so he goes to the bathroom and watches a video of a man who claims Hillary Clinton drugged him and ate his asshole. He decides not to leave a comment on that one. Then he watches a video about "synthol tits" that shows a man with breast implants. Erik doesn't understand what's going on but he leaves a comment anyway.

He decides to chop some firewood, so he plays a crudely 3D animated video while he does it. It plays the song "What is Love" so he can only watch a few seconds of it to avoid a copyright claim. Instead he plays a video of someone telling a joke to Donkey at Universal Studios. He has trouble chopping the wood because it keeps getting stuck to his ax. He somehow posts a comment by chopping wood.

Erik sits next to his campfire and watches a video of the Jeepers Creepers director getting exposed as a pedophile. Erik takes one look and immediately goes to the next video. He watches a police officer dancing while he directs traffic. Finally, Erik watches a surreal short film about peach rings.

Erik sends a tweet to Ted Cruz and then asks you to go away so he can chase birds.

## Comments

*Yo my girl tried this with a pineapple but pineapples are tall so really I was just fucking a pineapple and also there was no girl and my dad owns a pineapple farm so I got in a LOT OF TROUBLE. Not as much trouble as my boy when I bounce a genetically modified grapefruit on his dick though. Pineapple Erik over and out poppin nuts 24/7 hit me up on snapchat my username is kylie minogue peace out thanks for the advice Auntie Angel can't wait to see your next video on how to deflate an air mattress in two seconds #Pineapple Summer*
- Erik

*Holy shit you people really hate Amy Schumer. Look I don't think Jeff Foxworthy's funny either but you don't see me writing a six minute youtube dissertation about it. Maybe use some of that analytical prowess of yours to find out why tower 7 fell you globalist son of a bitch. BTW I thought Amy Schumer was funny in Trainwreck oh and she had that Comedy Central show too -- that was pretty good. But hey comedy's just like food in that eventually it all just starts coming out of your ass.**Welp SJW Pineapple Boy over and out (The S stands for Salvia) lol hey here's a drawing my kid made (\_\_)\_\_)::::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~~~*
- Erik

*Brazilian doctor here, just wanted to say this procedure is unsafe and could not be more highly advised against by the medical community. But if you got two grand I can make you look like a poorly inflated parade float of John Cena. This comment was brought to you by the travel board of Brazil.**“Brazil: Come for the horrible misconceptions of our culture, and leave with a sexy wife who knows how to dance.” #PineappleSummer*
- Erik

*Hey I'm the Asian guy who does that voice, thanks for posting*
- Erik

*That dude got lucky, normally the cops just shoot you*
- Erik

*Yo if you’re a fan of Jeepers Creepers don’t google the director*
- Erik

*AYOO Pineapple Flavored Salvia up in this bitch! You ever put a peach ring on your boyfriends dick and suck it like there's a dying kitten trapped in there? Hit me up if you boys need some Brazilian titty synthol to look nice (side note your nips might pop off but it's all good) I mean hey it could be worse you could be the director of jeepers creepers 3 once buzzfeed googles his stupid ass #PINEAPPLESUMMER girls just wanna kiss you for your wallet what's the soing meme squad*
- Erik

*@tedcruz yo i woke up the other night eatin my dogs butthole because i had a dream you were kissin me #PineappleSummer*
- @commentiquette

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