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Lieutenant Colonel Virtue

**Lieutenant Colonel Virtue** hates being annoyed. He is done being a wimpy tolerant guy—he is now a man of action. He wanders the streets at night, making the world safe for all the citizens of Azeroth.

Take heed, all beggars, gold farmers, ninja looters, mailbox dancers, super roleplayers, cyberers, gold spammers and bots! The nights are no longer yours! If you insist on doing your evil, prepare to get a visit from…

Lieutenant Colonel Virtue!

## Main Movie Appearances

* Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree
* Mighty Morphin’ Midget Gnomes UNITE!

## References

1. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/notable-characters/lieutenant-colonel-virtue/
Barnaby

**Barnaby** is Mister Evil’s pet crab. He’s a rather laid back kinda guy. When Mister Evil found him, Barnaby was trying to catch cheese from a river. Mister Evil pointed out that it is impossible to catch cheese from a river, and Barnaby realized that he made a good point.

He was so impressed by Mister Evil’s smarts (and the bit of cheese he gave him) that Barnaby decided to follow him. Every now and then, Mister Evil will make some outrageous demand of Barnaby, like “Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar for me, Barnaby” or “Kill all the gold farmers in Dead Wind Pass for me, Barnaby,” but Barnaby is pleased to oblige, for it often means that he’ll be able to feast on his favorite dish—elf.

## Main Movie Appearances

* Associate Professor Evil Kills All Beggars
* The Peace Circle
* Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers
* Hat vs. Barnaby
* Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters

## References

1. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/notable-characters/barnaby/
WoWCrendor

"*We are all unique in our lameness.*"
—Crendor
**WoWCrendor** or simply **Crendor** is a well-known YouTube personality and *World of Warcraft* machinima artist. He is most well known for uploading high quality non-content.

He has interviewed Oxhorn on the third episode of his WoW interview show, *Fishing with Crendor.*

## Trivia

* There is a lot of crossover between Oxhorn's fans and Crendor's.
* Crendor has commented that Oxhorn inspired him to begin his machinima career.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/crendor/posts/543234555714244
Hippy Elf

"*Hippy on! Apply directly to the hippy!*"
—Mr. Evil's perfect solution to any hippy elf infestation.
**Hippy Elf** is caricature of the average night elf player with a light, dainty voice and a disturbing love for trees and humus. He is often slain for his frustratingly annoying antics, much to the pleasure of the viewer.

## Official Description

*The Hippy Elf is a very militant vegan. He thinks that eating meat is wrong because it promotes violence, and if you disagree… he’ll kill you! The Hippy Elf likes hummus and tofu and he likes to get in touch with his feminine side. He is very spiritual, but not in any conventional way.*

*No, by spiritual he means, “I believe in any wild and crazy supernatural belief that cannot be proven but doesn’t have anything to do with mainstream religion because I fancy myself a rebel, and only as long as it empowers me to do what I want so that I can feel good about my own life choices without having to be responsible for them”.*

*Or something like that.*

## Movie Appearances

* The Peace Circle
* Elf On
* Thunk Leaves Home
* Staghorn Gets a Pat Down

## Trivia

* He once gave Mr. Evil a hard time for throwing away some worthless baboon knuckles.

## References

1. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/other-characters/hippy-elf/
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/tYz89QO\_kW0
Brandon M. Dennis

Oxhorn publishes gaming lore videos to YouTube and hosts weekly live streams. He used to make World of Warcraft machinima. This is his currently content schedule:

Monday: Live stream 10:00am

Thursday: Scotch & Smoke Rings 7:00pm

Friday: Live Stream 10:00am

1-3 lore videos per week. All lore videos publish at 6:00am. Oxhorn usually publishes on Saturdays and Sundays.
Allen

**Allen** is one of the main characters in STIX. He is a grey stick figure and is a friend of Jacob and Larry. He first appeared in the Season 2 episode Allen.

## Personality

Allen has a generic but rather smart personality. Allen has a disability where he is unable to move, speak or even blink. Therefore, he got a voice translator stuck in his throat, which translates every word he imagines in his head.

## Trivia

* Interestingly, Allen appears in the current Season 1 intro, despite not appearing in that season and debuting in Season 2.
* As revealed in Allen's Origins, he got his disability when he was a teenager. He was paralyzed at the movie theater because of how bad, *The Last Airbender* was.
* A running gag in episodes he stars in is that he randomly appears in the next scene with no real explanation. Allen has had no information on this, and just describes it as a fourth wall joke.

## Appearances

### Season 2

* Allen
* Allen's Origins

### Season 3

* Halloween Treats
* Blackout Freakout
* The Twisted World of Robin Hood *(cameo)*
* Love Me, Love My Dino
* Translate That
* Man of Steal
* The Cons of Christmas

### Shorts

* Allen is Cured?!
* Walkin' *(does not speak)*

### Season 2 (original)

* Allen Creepo
* Allen's Morning Wakeup Call

## Relationships

### **Jacob**

Jacob likes Allen as a friend, although at times Jacob finds Allen to be a little bit creepy.

### **Larry**

Larry finds Allen to be a good friend, and he finds him to be funny. But just like Jacob, Larry can find Allen to be a little creepy.
Stone pickaxe

Stone Pickaxe sprite.

Crafting the Stone Pickaxe.

The **Stone pickaxe** is a Pickaxe in Cube Life: Island Survival

## Technical

* The Stone pickaxe deals two damage to mobs.
* The Stone pickaxe deals three damage to Stone.
* The Stone pickaxe is good for 95 hits.
* The Stone pickaxe is crafted with three Stone Blocks and two Sticks.

## Strategy

* Use the Stone pickaxe to obtain Coal, Iron and Silver Ore.
* Due to the low cost of Stone, Stone Pickaxes are easily mass produced.

## Trivia

* The Stone Pickaxe is the 6th strongest Pickaxe in the game.

## History

The Stone pickaxe was added to Cube Life: Island Survival version 1.0. It is expected to return in Cube Life Island Survival: Special Edition
Staghorn

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*"This is my face."* - Staghorn reveals the truth about his helmet.

**Staghorn** (or simply **Stag**) is level thirty-three. He wears green iron armor and likes it so well that he has no intention of ever changing it. He belongs to a guild named Reluctance, which role-plays all the time, and he takes his role-playing very seriously.

After spending hour after hour with his guild-mates, tagging “–eth” to the end of every word and throwing out nuggets like “dost”, “thou” and “forsooth”, Staghorn will often hang out with his friends Oxhorn and Mortuus to relax. Mortuus, however, tries hard to make Staghorn’s relaxation hardly relaxing.

## Major Movie Appearances

* Inventing Swear Words 1
* Inventing Swear Words 2
* The Joy of Punting Gnomes
* ROFLMAO!
* Inventing Swear Words 2.5
* Inventing Swear Words 3
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Special
* Inventing Swear Words 4
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree
* Inventing Swear Words 5
* Into The Tin

## Gallery

Stag with a giant pecan pie as seen in *Into the Tin*.
## Trivia

* His green helmet is not actually a helmet at all, that's his face.
* Unlike most of Oxhorn's characters, Stag was not voiced by Brandon M. Dennis himself.

## References

1. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/main-characters/staghorn/
Quintus

"*"Little turtle, hat in hand. Grow up big to spite that crab.*"
—Quintus empowers Hat the Singing Turtle.
**Quintus**–or, rather, **Associate Professor Quintus**–was Mister Evil’s former pupil, until the council members at the Evil Alchemist University gave him his master’s old job. Now, this is more frightening than at first it sounds. Mister Evil got demoted because he wasn’t evil enough. It goes to follow, then, that Quintus is… very, very nasty. What evils lurk within that cold, dead mind?

Quintus treats Mister Evil like scum. But really, it’s no worse than the way Mister Evil treated Quintus in the past. Emotions flare and tensions are strong between the two. When will the powder keg blow?

## Trivia

* Oxhorn has stated he has the resolution to the Quintus vs. Mr. Evil storyline already planned out in his head, but does not have the time to pursue it.

## Movie Appearances

* Hat vs. Barnaby
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Special
* Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/fRxzm0qhmdI?t=3m26s
2. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/notable-characters/quintus/
Oxpedia

## Welcome to Oxpedia: An Oxhorn Brand Wiki!

"*Welcome one and everyone to this week's episode of Scotch and Smoke Rings! I am your neighbourhood friendly Oxhorn as always, with my suspenders set to maximum stun.*"
—Ox starts off an episode of the show.

 An unofficial fan wiki hosting information for the legacy of machinima movies and growing new tutorial and gameplay channel by the YouTuber, Oxhorn. Intended to serve as your humble resource and a community hub for all things Ox!

***Disclaimer**: This wiki has been recognized by Oxhorn, but is unofficial. The contents of this wiki are written by fans and not by the classy man himself. Most information will have an official source in the references section.*

Scotch and Smoke Rings airs LIVE every Thursday evening at 7:00 PM Pacific. You can watch at the following locations.

* Oxhorn's Twitch channel
* Oxhorn's YouTube channel

## Machinima Characters

A full comprehension of the characters in Oxhorn's movies below: Be warned, our character articles contain **SPOILERS**.

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The Tale of Cloran Hastings

"*Duty makes a man gamble his life for honor. It makes a man leave all that he loves most in this world with no guarantee of returning.*"
—The Tale of Cloran Hastings

**The Tale of Cloran Hastings** is Oxhorn's own swashbuckling adventure novel set in a unique fantasy world. It consists of sixteen chapters. Oxhorn occasionally discusses the novel on his show, Scotch & Smoke Rings.

## Description

A wave of water in the shape of a clawed hand crashes onto the deck of Wavegrazer. The wheel spins violently; the ship lurches and Cloran's men are flung into the sea. As the masts break and the sky goes black, one name flutters across Cloran's lips. "Adaire..."

Cloran has spent his life at sea and is set to retire. He hopes to marry his long-suffering fiancée Adaire, but his hopes are dashed when King Bozin sends him on one final journey to the far-flung icy island city of Miotes. This time, however, the Sea is jealous of Cloran, and will never give him up to Adiare freely. Alas, Cloran has no choice, and accepts the mission begrudgingly. "One final journey," he tells himself. No matter what happens, it will be his last.

Join Cloran, First Mate Lenny, Greaves, Darrell, Turner, Mallory, Richards and Jenkins as they navigate Wavegrazer through icy channels, floating castles, magical islands inhabited with faerie women and deadly reefs patrolled by the evil man-killing crab, Krackaman.

## Trivia

* A running joke on Scotch & Smoke Rings is that the book is available for the low, low price of money.
* Oxhorn made a WoW machinima to help raise awareness of the book, however, it is not set in the Warcraft universe.
* It is available in tablet, hardcover, or paperback form.
* The machinima made for the novel features voice acting done by Jesse Cox.

## Links

* Purchase the book on Amazon HERE
* The Cloran Hastings website

## References

1. ↑ https://books.google.com/books/about/The\_Tale\_of\_Cloran\_Hastings.html?id=shvnzO\_cSd8C&hl=en
Thunk

**Thunk** was named for the sound he made when he fell out of his mommy’s belly. He always thought it was a terribly cute story, but he has yet to get a warm reception after telling it. Thunk, however, has never been one to give up. No, he will continue to tell the story, and to eat turkey, and to do a great many things that other ogres don’t want to do, because that’s just the kind of guy he is. He is also a very polite ogre, which is why the other ogres don’t let him hang out with them at Dire Maul and other ogre-ish places, for what kind of ogre is polite?

Instead, he eats turkey and attends self-help meetings to learn more about himself. He usually ends up hating whatever he learns, and instead hangs out with his friends, the Vulgar Trolls.

## Main Movie Appearances

* The Peace Circle
* Oxhorn Brand Music
* Thunk Leaves Home
Oxhorn (character)

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*Not to be confused with the man behind the character, Brandon M. Dennis*

"*It's the demon-spawn reindeer from hell!*"
—Oxhorn enjoying the holiday season.
**Oxhorn** (or simply **Ox**) was raised in Mulgore, and didn't have a particularly interesting childhood. Oftentimes people will say that they are related to Thrall or Cairne or some other prominent figure in some way, like being Thrall’s nephew’s cousin’s tutor’s massage therapist, but Oxhorn isn't related to anyone special. No, his parents were just two hard-working Tauren that lived perfectly hum-drum lives.

Now that he is grown, Oxhorn likes to spend his time riding his kodo Busco, joining his friends for a drink at the local pub, perpetuating hatred towards all of elf-kind, and shooting little movies. He has been in a lot of movies, and has played a number of roles, but he is best known for the grammatical escapades he has undertaken with his friends, Staghorn and Mortuus. Oh, and just to clarify: no, Oxhorn does not hate gnomes. They are just so small and puntable, that it is hard to resist harming them. But don't be confused! He really does hate elves.

## Major Movie Appearances

* Inventing Swear Words 1
* The Tauren’s Kilt
* Inventing Swear Words 2
* The Anti-Elf Anthem
* Red Snappah!
* The Joy of Punting Gnomes
* Krick in the Back!
* Oxhorn Tells Off Xfire
* ROFLMAO!
* Drunken Kodo Riding
* Inventing Swear Words 2.5
* The Peace Circle
* Inventing Swear Words 3
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Special
* Inventing Swear Words 4
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree
* Inventing Swear Words 5
* Oxhorn Brand Music
* Steak Sandwiches

## Trivia

* *"Many fans have voiced their confusion about Oxhorn, for in many movies he dresses and sounds different. I think about him this way–Oxhorn in the blue suit is the Oxhorn that exists when I am not playing him. The Oxhorn with my voice is me, playing my character Oxhorn. I've probably just made the confusion worse."* - Brandon M. Dennis trying to explain the Oxhorn character.

## Gallery

As seen in I*nventing Swear Words 2*.Oxhorn seen in Drunken Kodo Riding.Ox and Stag in *The Joy of Punting Gnomes*.Oxhorn in the climax of *Into The Tin*.Ox riding on Bosco as seen in Ox's movie *Into the Tin*.How Oxhorn would look with the new model by fan Majinjustin.Ox and Stag from *Into the Tin*.Oxhorn fishing with WoWCrendor.
## References

1. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/main-characters/oxhorn/
Mortuus

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"*What a wonderful feeling, I'm pwning again.*"
—Mortuus in Roflmao

**Mortuus** (or simply **Mort**) is an ubar l33t d00d. You know that guy that pwns ur flak hard? You know that guy who hangs out in Darnassus waiting for some gray elf to walk by? You know that guy who camps the graveyard, waiting for you to respawn? Mortuus, Mortuus, Mortuus. And he makes no apology for his behavior. After all, you chose to play the Alliance, and it is his mission to remind you every day that you chose wrong.

Mortuus has spent so much time perfecting his l33t ninja skillz that he never had a chance to learn the English language properly, and thus he can’t help but speak in l33t. But don’t make fun of the way he talks, or he’ll r0x0rz ur b0xorz with some r0ffle-waffles, you n00bish bloiting blits. Ftw.

## Major Movie Appearances

* Hark! Hear the Wails
* Inventing Swear Words 1
* Inventing Swear Words 2
* ROFLMAO!
* Inventing Swear Words 2.5
* The Peace Circle
* Inventing Swear Words 3
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Special
* Inventing Swear Words 4
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree
* Inventing Swear Words 5
* Oxhorn Brand Music
* Steak Sandwiches

## Trivia

* He makes an appearance in *Wrath of the Lich King* as Foreman Mortuus and in *Cataclysm* as Grand Executioner Mortuus.
* In addition to his machinimas, Mortuus appeared in one of Oxhorn's earliest videos about the WoW holiday, Hallow's End entitled *Wickerman Burning*.
* Fittingly, his name is the Latin word for "death."

## Gallery

Blizzard's tribute to Mortuus in *Wrath of the Lich King*.Blizzard's other tribute in *Cataclysm*.How Mortuus would look with the new model by fan Majinjustin.Mortuus as seen in *Wickerman Burning*.
## References

1. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/main-characters/mortuus/
Pulling a Hartung

"*Well fought. I concede.*"
—Rexxar, the Hunter hero in Hearthstone.
***"Pulling a Hartung"*** is an in-joke for fans of Scotch and Smoke Rings, essentially meaning to concede in a game of Hearthstone.
It is a reference to long-time fan, Federo Gregoro, often conceding to Oxhorn in the game when he knows he has lost. This is polar opposite to Ox who never concedes to an opponent.

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## Quotes

"*What?! Mal'Ganis?... I'm about ready to pull a Hartung here ladies and gentleman.*"
—Ox nearly pulls a Hartung of his own against Gentleman Badger.

"*Oh! What? You've got Thaddius on the board and you'd pull a Hartung?!*"
—Ox shocked at Greg Hartung's concession on Episode 308.

## Trivia

* Oxhorn once nearly pulled a Hartung while doing battle with Mal'Ganis. He has otherwise never attempted to concede in Hearthstone.
* The phrase has become so iconic that other fans sometimes refer to Oxhorn simply losing the match as "Pulling an Oxhorn"

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/AZPzPsS2X3Y?t=1h6m30s
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/QcwYq4wXm1I?t=1h2m50s
The Hordeshop Quartet

"*Stay away from the crooked elves, they look like women and they smell like hell!*"
—From The Anti-Elf Anthem

Ever since he was a child, people have told Oxhorn that he has a melodious singing voice. It really doesn’t come out much when he speaks. In fact, he actually sounds kinda gruff. But when he sings, only Mort can equal him in that certain sort of buttery quality so cherished in tenors.

One day Oxhorn decided to form a quartet. He went to Mortuus, but Mort was busy flirting with Lacy, so he declined. He then went to Staghorn, and they actually had a few practice sessions before Ox realized that Stag’s voice was as melodious as a ten-ton walrus in heat. He then went to Mister Evil who just grunted in exacerbation and yelled, *“Get the grat out of here!”*.

Just when Ox was feeling like his quartet would never form, he chanced upon a three beggars in Orgrimmar who were singing for gold. The begging was, of course, abhorrent, but instead of lecturing them he decided to propose his quartet scheme. The three level-headed hordeys agreed, and thus The Hordeshop Quartet was formed. They tour all around Azeroth, singing their elf-hatred to sold-out crowds.

## Movie Appearances

* *The Anti-Elf Anthem*
* *Oxhorn Christmas Special*
* *An Oxhorn Brand Medley*

## Trivia

* Oxhorn is the only member whose name is known.
* The unidentified members represent all the other Horde races at the time.
World of Warcraft

**World of Warcraft** is an MMORPG taking place in the *Warcraft* universe. It's story immediately follows that of *Warcraft III*. It was developed by Blizzard Entertainment. Five expansions have been released for the game. In order; *The Burning Crusade*, *Wrath of the Lich King*, *Cataclysm*, *Mists of Pandaria*, and *Warlords of Draenor*.

The host of Scotch of Smoke Rings, Oxhorn, had become well known throughout World of Warcraft's community for his huge role in the early machinima community. Oxhorn played the game from classic WoW until early Cataclysm, but eventually found he couldn't dedicate the time to play it any longer.

## References to Oxhorn in WoW

#### The Burning Crusade

* Red Snapper (A direct reference to Oxhorn's machinima, *Red Snappah!*)

#### Wrath of the Lich King

* Foreman Mortuus (A direct reference to Oxhorn's Mortuus character.)

#### Cataclysm

* Grand Executor Mortuus (Mortuus reappears with a promotion.)
* Lunk (An homage to Oxhorn's Thunk character.)

#### Mists of Pandaria

* Oxhorn Bladebreaker (Tanking cape, possibly in reference to Oxhorn playing a Feral Druid.)
* Ox Horn Inscription

#### Warlords of Draenor

* Thunk (A direct reference to Oxhorn's Thunk character.)

Just a little Red Snappah!Foreman Mortuus in *Wrath of the Lich King*.Grand Executor Mortuus in *Cataclysm*.Lunk in *Cataclysm*.The Oxhorn Blademaster cloak.
## Trivia

* Oxhorn has stated his favorite expansion was *Wrath of the Lich King*, largely in part due to its Nordic environment.
* This would not be Oxhorn's last delve into the *Warcraft* universe, as he later began to play *Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft* starting in the beta.
* Although he never played *Mists of Pandaria*. He did the Pandaren leveling experience in the beta, and even made some videos on the quests.
* Most of Oxhorn's videos were filmed during Vanilla or *The Burning Crusade*.
* Oxhorn briefly revived his account to fish in-game with WoWCrendor for Crendor's interview show, *Fishing with Crendor*. After the video he deactivated his subscription.

## Gallery

Orgrimmar, the capital of the Horde.The Tauren city of Thunder Bluff.Grizzly Hills, one of Oxhorn's favorite zones.The Black Temple in Shadowmoon Valley.Nagrand, a zone in Outland.The Icecrown Citadel.
Oxhorn’s Unabridged Dictionary

**Oxhorn**’s Unabridged Dictionary are Ox's classier alternative to real swearing as created in the *Inventing Swear Words* series. The full list from Oxhorn's official website can be see below.

BLIT, noun.

1. A malicious, evil, selfish, unpleasant or otherwise contemptible person; (Timmy’s mom is a blit).
2. Anything difficult or unpleasant; (that job was a blit).
3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I’m going to kick you in the blit).

BLOIT, verb.

1. To complain; gripe; (stop bloitting).
2. To fumble, mess up, drop the ball; (I bloitted that one).
3. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (he bloitted me in the foot).

BLOIT, phrasal verb.

1. To shirk one’s duty; (just bloit it).
2. To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience; (bloit off!)
3. To waste time; (I bloitted all day).

BLOIT, interjection.

1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (go bloit yourself).

BLOIT, as an adjective, adverb.

1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that bloitting politician).

CHAK, verb.

1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (don’t chak him in the thumb).
2. To be in an undesirable position, (I’m chakked).

FLAK, noun.

1. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (she thumped me in the flak).
2. To care, be concerned; (I don’t give a flak).

FLAK, verb.

1. To be in an undesirable position, (you’re flakked).

GRAT, interjection.

1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (grat it!)

GRAT, as an adjective, adverb.

1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that gratting idiot).

WOLSH, verb.

1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (you wolshed that guy bad).
2. To abuse or manipulate against one’s will; (I was thoroughly wolshed).
3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I was hit in the wolsh).

## References

1. ↑ http://www.bloggingwithclass.com/script/script-oxhorns-unabridged-dictionary/
Arrogant Elf

The **arrogant elf** has it all figured out. He lives green, rides hybrid kodos and recycles everything. He is one of the founders of the Guild of Self Important Engineers, and he knows all about machines, industry, science and progress.

If you cross him, prepare to get mocked. If you eat meat, prepare to be hated. Just be sure to do exactly what he says, for he knows better than you!

## Main Movie Appearances

* Associate Professor Kills All Beggars (voice only)
* Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters (voice only)
* The Invisible Pink Unicorn
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree

## References

1. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/other-characters/arrogant-elf/
Mr. Evil

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"*Now, Barnaby! Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!*"
—Mr. Evil concocts his first major scheme.
**Mr. Evil**, formerly **Associate Professor Evil**, is currently a graduate student at the Evil Alchemist University. He was stripped of his original role for "not being evil enough". He now ironically serves Quintus, his former pupil.

## Official Description

*Mister Evil teaches evil alchemy at the Evil Alchemist University. He was once an Associate Professor in his own right. He had his own classroom, students and fancy chalk, but all of that changed when his former student Quintus took his job because he wasn’t evil enough. Mister Evil spends his days groaning under his former pupil’s cruelty, and cursing his pathetic luck.*

*If only there was some way he could vent his anger and give way to the raging passions that churn within him…*

## Quotes

* *"During the day he is a grumpy graduate student at the Evil Alchemist University, who is forced to join the union and tout politically correct ideals he does not believe; at at night, when the beggars, gold farmers, ninja looters, and other annoying players come out? He becomes... Lieutenant Colonel Virtue!"* *-* A narrator describes Mr. Evil's life.
* *"I drugged the baboon, I experimented on the baboon, and I killed the baboon! If I decide not to recycle it's knuckles, than it's my own bloiting decision."* - Mr. Evil frustrated with the actions of the Hippy Elf.
* *"What I am my dears, is beyond explanation" -* Mr. Evil explains the ambiguity of what class he is.
* *"Hi it's Mr. Evil from Ox Chop™. You don't need to grate food, all day. You just Ox your troubles away with Ox Chop™. You just Ox your troubles away with Ox Chop™."*  - Mr. Evil tries to sell the Headless Horseman a great new product.

## Main Movie Appearances

* Associate Professor Evil Kills All Beggars
* The Peace Circle
* Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers
* Hat vs. Barnaby
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Special
* Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters
* Oxhorn’s Christmas Tree
* Mighty Morphin’ Midget Gnomes UNITE!
* Oxhorn Brand Music
* Into The Tin

## Trivia

* Oxhorn is often asked which class Mr. Evil was intended to be, to which he responded that Mr. Evil is whatever class you imagine him to be.

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/tYz89QO\_kW0?t=13m48s
2. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/main-characters/mister-evil/
3. ↑ https://youtu.be/tYz89QO\_kW0?t=13m40s
4. ↑ https://youtu.be/tYz89QO\_kW0?t=16m22s
5. ↑ https://youtu.be/PPLZDb1R4Xk?t=1m20s
Kevin Bacon

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**Kevin Bacon** is the sentient bacon strip mascot and co-host of Scotch and Smoke Rings. He is often absent due to sometimes being lost by Ox. He was donated to the show by fan Greg Hartung on Episode 208.

## Trivia

* During Oxhorn's time at his third venue for the show, Kevin Bacon often nested in the doorframe.
* Kevin is currently lost. As Oxhorn packed him away after his recent move and hasn't unpacked him as of yet.
* He has an uncanny resemblance to real bacon.

## Gallery

Kevin helping Ox host the show on Episode 211KevinBaconEpisode208.pngKevin's debut on Episode 208.Ox and Kevin enjoy some scotch.
Warlord Gorchuck

"*Red snappah! Very tasty!*"
—Warlord Gorchuck
**Warlord Gorchuck** was responsible for collecting supplies donated by the Horde in order to open the gates to Ahn’Qiraj.  At the time, he tormented poor Oxhorn, who just wanted to enter a super-cool new dungeon. Now that the gates are open and Gorchuck is retired, his only life goal is to annoy Oxhorn at every available opportunity.

And, if that weren’t enough, he happens to officiate weddings in his spare time, specifically so he can harass the bride. Yeah, the guy is basically a big jerk.

Cool accent, though.

## Main Movie Appearances

* Red Snappah!
* Krick in the Back!
* Inventing Swear Words 4

## Trivia

* He was a real NPC in WoW.
* He is from southern Durotar.

## References

1. ↑ http://www.oxhorn.com/characters/notable-characters/warlord-gorchuck/
2. ↑ http://wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/Warlord\_Gorchuk
Body Builders (Original)

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**Body Builders** is the seventh episode of the original STIX Season 1.

## Plot

Larry and Jacob apply for jobs as body builders.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob
* The Boss

## Trivia

* This is the first episode used in flash animation.
* This is also the first episode uploaded in 2015.
* First time Jacob and Larry get jobs.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQkDbnCZM4&list=PLMkWcElKhO3mu7zca5hiMlEbN5V7di5s2&index=7
Beginning Things

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**Beginning Things** is the first episode of STIX Season 1.

## Plot

The first misadventure of Jacob and Larry. Even the worst can happen at your comfiest place.

## Characters

* Jacob
* Larry
* Firefighter

## Trivia

* First appearance of Jacob and Larry.
* Jacob was watching *The Toy Show*, another series created by That Yozzy Bloke.
* This is the first episode of this series.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Ndy0EwPWE&t=7s
Anchorman Charles

**Anchorman Charles** is another person who works in the same News station with Anchorwoman Tina Baguette and News Reporter Lester Ridley. He is one of the Anchormen who work for the News Station.

Unlike Tina and Lester, no one likes Charles. Not even the News Station likes Charles which is why they refuse to let him say his last name on TV(his last name is Spinach). The only reason they keep him around is because they need to fill a criteria of a certain amount of people in the station. Whenever he does try to say the news, they quickly go to the commercials or allow people to mess with sound effects to silence him.

When the RUC invaded the News Station, Lester and Tina didn't mind that the RUC would lock him in the closet. In fact, they approved that he was in the closet because they wouldn't have to deal with Charles. He ended up breaking out of the closet to try and warn people of the RUC but all he did was anger everyone who was watching TV simply by showing his face. He got locked back in the closet.

When the RUC ran off, it took a week for people to care about getting him out of the closet. He still works for the News Station to this day.
Halloween Treats (Original)

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School Groove (Season 2)

**Halloween Treats** is the first (and only) episode of the original STIX Season 3.

## Plot

Larry, Jacob and Allen go trick-or-treating.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob
* Zoey
* Stella
* Allen
* Zoey's Twin Sister
* Yoshi

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fBcFpPPDWY&list=PLMkWcElKhO3mu7zca5hiMlEbN5V7di5s2&index=21
List of unheard of Mikennemonic Music

These are a list of songs that exist in Mikes streams but are never heard of publicly. These are designed to add more diversity to music and choose hypothetical songs.

1. Bonnie Tyler-I need a hero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
2. Blunt Cruise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE8KHgs\_MD8
3. Die: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvA0yA9eb10&nohtml5=False
4. Bill Conti- Gonna Fly Now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE\_O7Lm0I4
5. Carl Orff- O Fortuna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4
6. Elvis Presley- A Little Less Conversation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkCWVNaX6-k
7. Laurie Johnson- Happy Go Lively: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xELDqIyrtNA
8. Gerhard Narholz- Speaking Guitar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn\_mdI0FBSE
9. Bert Kaempfert & Billy Vaughn- Stay Awhile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMYsdvuGSXk
10. Black Dynamite- Sunny Side Up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQdFKiesIg&list=RDQLM\_tP1\_sz0&index=8
11. Antonio Vivaldi- Spring- The full season: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjpLxlSMJPo
12. Kasso- Walkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk0NKPVH33A
13. Kasso- One More Round: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG-1JTa7meM
14. Monte Video & The Casettes- Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-GQMSqcuNw
15. De Hofnar- De Nacht: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWsXtq0kL7g
Nathan Allen Pinard

Age
 YouTube channel(s)
 Place of Residence
 Status
 Eye colour

**Nathan Allen Pinard** is an independent music artist specialising in composing for video games, films, machinima, and TV. He is well known for composing the music to many of Oxhorn's machinimas.

## On Scotch & Smoke Rings

He has also appeared on Scotch & Smoke Rings, most recently on Episode 303, in which he discussed his new game, *Technobabalon.*

## Trivia

* His most recent appearance on Scotch and Smoke Rings was about four years since the one prior.

## Gallery

Nathan (right) and Oxhorn (left) on Episode 303.A younger Nathan.
## Links

* Website
* Facebook
* Twitter

## References

1. ↑ http://www.nathanallenpinard.com/
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/HxJbUFvuMi0?t=3m13s
No Fingers

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**No Fingers** is the first episode of the original STIX Season 1.

## Plot

Ever wondered why Stick Figures don't have fingers? Jacob and Larry explain.

## Characters

* Jacob
* Larry

## Transcript

*(The episode begins with Jacob and Larry sitting on the couch, as Jacob looks over to Larry)*

**Jacob:** Hey dude?

**Larry:** *(looking bored)* What?

**Jacob:** I always wanted to ask you a question.

**Larry:** What is it?

*(Jacob brings up his hands)*

**Jacob:** Do you know why we don't have fingers? I look at my hands every day, and I always wonder, how come we don't have fingers?

**Larry:** *(face palms, and sighs)* It's the same thing I had to explain to you, ALL the time. I have NO idea, why we don't have fingers. But you've asked that, ALL the time. See, I have no idea why we don't have fingers. And yet, we also know that we don't have toes either. But *why* do we don't have fingers? I don't know. But I think it's something with this cursed world or something.

**Jacob:** I suppose that is the truth.

**Larry:** You said that, everytime I explain to you.

**Jacob:** Yeah yeah yeah, I get it, I get it.

*(Jacob and Larry continue sitting on the couch.)*

**Jacob:** But I always come to wonder.

**Larry:** *(starting to get annoyed)* What?!

**Jacob:** Why don't we have noses?

**Larry:** You just asked the same question. That is related to the answer I just explained to you a few seconds ago. I don't know. It is something to do with this world, and how we look. I mean, *(points to the audience)* if you look out there, these people look different than what WE look like. It's kinda weird though. I mean, what came up with this anyway?

**Jacob:** Yeah, I suppose that's true.

*(Jacob and Larry continue sitting on the couch.)*

**Jacob:** But... something does make me feel weird though.

**Larry:** *(very annoyed)* WHAT?!

**Jacob:** *(looks down at his body)* Do we wear clothes?

*(Larry has a shocked, horrified reaction on his face, as the episode ends.)*

## Trivia

* Debut of Jacob and Larry.
* In this episode, Jacob's voice was lower, before it became higher in later episodes.
* This is the first episode to use the original voice quality.
* This is the first episode of this series.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfLrSPGEKSA&list=PLMkWcElKhO3mu7zca5hiMlEbN5V7di5s2&index=1
Friends

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**Friends** is the tenth and final episode of STIX Season 2.

## Plot

How Jacob and Larry met when they were kids.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob
* Zoey *(does not speak)*
* Stella *(does not speak)*
* Larry's Parents *(do not speak)*
* Jacob's Teacher *(does not speak)*

## Trivia

* This episode was made around the same time as STIX's fifth anniversary.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvTlbKY5L\_E
Piranha Mama

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**Piranha Mama** is the third episode of the original STIX Season 2.

## Plot

Jacob brings home a piranha named Toothy and Larry has to take care of him while he's gone.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob
* Toothy

## Trivia

* This is That Yozzy Bloke's least favorite episode of the original STIX series as it was just Larry being tourtured.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyRrHPgRPD8&list=PLMkWcElKhO3mu7zca5hiMlEbN5V7di5s2&index=13
Get to the Point

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**Get to the Point** is the first episode of STIX Season 4.

## Plot

Jacob gets a splinter, and Larry tries to help him get it out.

## Characters

* Jacob
* Larry
* Doctor

## Trivia

* This episode was actually animated by Tariq Toons.
* This episode was released likely to celebrate the fifth anniversary of STIX.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqeB3f2eBeo
Love Me, Love My Dino

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**Love Me, Love My Dino** is the sixth episode of STIX Season 3.

## Plot

When Jacob suspects Stella loves Yoshi more than him, he tries to find out if she actually hates him because of her love for Yoshi.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob
* Stella
* Allen

## Trivia

* Originally, the episode was called "Love Me, Love My Yoshi", however it was changed to avoid That Yozzy Bloke from getting in trouble with Nintendo for using Yoshi in the title.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swr7RFlGuYw
Popu-Larry-ty

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**Popu-Larry-ty** is the fourth episode of STIX Season 3.

## Plot

Jacob and Larry need to think a video ideas on how to be famous and an accidental stunt by Larry becomes viral.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob

## Trivia

* This episode was inspired by *The Loud House* episode "Making the Case".
* Currently this is That Yozzy Bloke's favorite episode, although it may not be for long due to the remastered episodes.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1mbZufOU\_0
Basic Cannibal

The **Basic Cannibal** is a Cannibal in *Cube Life: Island Survival*. It is the first Cannibal encountered in the game and is no longer seen when Barry is leveled up enough.

## General

Basic Cannibals are the most generic of all Cannibals. They lack special abilities and though they are dangerous for the beginner, as the player crafts more powerful weapons their threat level drops. The Basic Cannibal's AI is the same AI used in most all Cannibals. They wander about the island aimlessly, and if they come within distance of a Boar or Chicken, they will move towards the animal and attack it. Likewise, if the Basic Cannibal sees the player, he will shout out "HETI!", alerting other nearby Cannibals and pursuing the player himself. Like all Cannibals, the Basic Cannibal only spawns after 19:30 in areas with a low light level. They can spawn on any block, including water. At about 4:30-5:00, all Cannibals will swim away from the island and die. Often, Basic Cannibals will become trapped on land, and die before they make it to the water.

## Technical

* Basic Cannibals circle the player, dealing damage upon contact. Each strike deals a random damage from 1-5.

* When the Basic Cannibal attacks the player or any other mob, a Clapping sound will play.
* The Basic Cannibal can kill Boars and Chickens in one blow.

* Basic Cannibals have a currently unknown health.

* A Critical hit can kill them in one strike with any weapon.

* Basic Cannibals can travel faster than the player can, and swim at the same speed they walk.

* Like most land mobs, however, they cannot dive underwater.

* Basic Cannibals can jump one block high.
* Basic Cannibals can see through glass
* When killed, Basic Cannibals have a chance of dropping one of the following:

* Bone x1-2
* Cranberry x1
* Mango x1
* Pearl x1

## Strategy

* Try using a Cannibal trap to lure all the Cannibals to one spot so you can kill them.
* Kill these to level up quick.

* Conversely, avoid killing these so that the more powerful Cannibals do not come as fast.

## History

The Basic Cannibal was introduced in Version 1.0 of CLIS. It returned on Steam in Version 1.5, this time with a much different texture. Its texture was changed once again in Version 1.6, and the old texture is no longer found in the game.
Burying Dead Bodies

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**Burying Dead Bodies** is the third episode of the original STIX Season 1.

## Plot

Jacob kills a customer, and how he and Larry must bury him to prevent themselves from getting into trouble.

## Characters

* Jacob
* Larry
* Customer

## Transcript

*(The episode begins zooming in on a copy of Halo 4. Suddenly, Jacob and a customer place their hands on the copy, as the camera zooms out to show the two glaring at each other.)*

**Jacob:** Hey! What's the big deal?!

**Customer:** Hey, this is MY copy!

**Jacob:** I hate to break it to you dude, but I found the copy first!

**Customer:** Yeah, well I SAW it first!

*(Jacob stares at him for a couple seconds, then shoots him in the face with a pistol as the customer falls towards the floor. Jacob smiles with joy, as Larry walks up to him looking down at the dead corpse.)*

**Larry:** JACOB! WHAT'D YOU DO?!

**Jacob:** He took the copy, so I shot him.

**Larry:** Why'd you shoot him?!

**Jacob:** It was either he lives, or we don't get the new game we were suppose to get today.

**Larry:** You idiot! You shot him! Now he's dead!

**Jacob:** He's not dead, look at him.

*(It cuts down to the victim, as a random gunshot is heard in the background followed by a scream.)*

**Larry:** *(groans)* I can't believe this! Dude, we are so arrested!

**Jacob:** Relax, relax, I always know the perfect solution.

*(It cuts to the two walking through a graveyard, at night.)*

**Larry:** *(nervous)* Dude, we are so arrested!

**Jacob:** *(whispers)* Shut up dude! We'll get this thing underground, and then everything will be okay!

**Larry:** Wait, what are we gonna do?

**Jacob:** We're gonna get rid of an old tombstone, and then we're gonna replace it with the guy we just killed. *(pulls out a shovel)* Let's do it.

**Larry:** *(as Jacob starts digging)* Isn't this illegal?

**Jacob:** *(angry)* You wanna get arrested or not?!

**Larry:** Whatever, dude!

**Jacob:** *(picks up a tombstone)* We don't need this tombstone, we're gonna get a new one. *(throws it behind to Larry)*

**Larry:** Wait wait wait!

*(The tombstone hits Larry in the face, as starts spiral around Larry's head.)*

**Larry:** *(dizzy)* Oh, man. *(collapses)*

**Jacob:** *(continues digging)* There we go, get that in there. *(stands up)* There we go! The guy's been burried! Well done Larry!

*(Jacob notices the corpsed bag next to him.)*

**Jacob:** Uhh, Larry? Wait, if the dead body's HERE, then where's Larry? *(looks away)* Eh, he's probably somewhere.

*(The screen suddenly goes black, as only Larry's eyes are shown.)*

**Larry:** *(groans)* I think- I just got hit- Wait, wait wait, wait. Where am I? *(looks up)* Oh my God! I've been burried alive! This is stupid! *(cries)* I'm burried here alive! Aww man! *(looks down)* Hey is that a nickel?

*(Episode ends)*

## Trivia

* The episode is slightly based off the *SpongeBob SquarePants* episode, Nasty Patty.
* This is the final episode to use the original voice quality.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvw6feP7iW4&list=PLMkWcElKhO3mu7zca5hiMlEbN5V7di5s2&index=3
Version 1.6

**Version 1.6** is an update to the Steam version of *Cube Life: Island Survival*.

## Development

This version was announced five days prior to its release on April 26, 2018. Cypronia was developing it as they went, actively interacting with its Steam community, asking/answering questions and telling its customers what features it would add and what they would think about implementing. Many of the features in this patch were a result of fan request.

## Features

The following features were added in this patch, features in bold were suggested by fans.

NEW FEATURES:

* **Recipe database in Inventory (click on any Item and it shows all associated recipes)**
* **New Level system. Higher Level improves player's endurance, item's durability, furnace's effectivity, lower prices and more goods in trading**

ADJUSTEMENTS:

* **New icons design**
* Added HotBar Slots for items (keys 1-0)
* **Improved "stack item" feature**
	+ Players can now click and drag on a stack and combine it with another stack. If the two stacks combined is higher than 100, it will add as much from the moving stack as possible, and put the rest back where it was.
* Better visibility to see underwater (better to find the fish)

FIXES:

* **Fixed issue with tools durability (Pickaxe, Axe and Sword)**
* **Ladder can be made from any tree, not banana stem only**
	+ This is not technically true, as the devs accidentally made it so that the ladder could be crafted with Planks, not "trees"as described in the Survival Guide and the changelog.
* **Fixed issue with crafting Bed (it doesn't need so many skins)**
	+ Reduced the cost of Matresses.
* Fixed other minor bugs
* **Fixed Item's name covered by "Back button"**

## Footnotes

* https://steamcommunity.com/games/760800/announcements/detail/1657765111829529094
A Sloppy Date

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**A Sloppy Date** is the sixth episode of STIX Season 1.

## Plot

Larry and Zoey attempt to have a nice romantic dinner at the first place they ever went out to, only to find the place is in more shambles than is legally allowed. Can they make the most of their night despite the dire situation?

## Characters

* Larry
* Zoey

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLIZsjiLbu8
E.H. Circuit

The **E.H. Circuit** or known by its full name the "Evander Holyfield Circuit" is a boxing circuit named after the legendary boxer himself. It was founded by Evander himself and many boxers tried to become champion in this circuit.

Mike ended up (literally) throwing Bern into the ring having her go up against several boxers. One of which would be one of her nemesis: Alan beast.

(Need more writing)

-only an interpretation of the world Nnemonic lore takes place in.
The Twisted World of Robin Hood

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**The Twisted World of Robin Hood** is the fifth episode of STIX Season 3.

## Plot

The (totally true) story of the legend Robin... sorry, Jacob Hood, and his sidekick Little Larry, who both saved the poor people of Nottingham from the ruthless Prince John.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob
* People of Nottingham
* Prince John
* Stella *(cameo)*
* Allen *(cameo)*

## Trivia

* This is currently the only episode to take place in mythical times. (or the old times)

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYUxZhwa4ik
The Pain of Treasure Hunting

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**The Pain of Treasure Hunting** is the fifth episode of STIX Season 1.

## Plot

When Jacob finds a mysterious treasure map in the storage room, he and Larry set off to find it! But there's a surprise hiding for them at the end.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob
* Red *(cameo)*
* Blue *(cameo)*

## Trivia

* Red and Blue from *Dick Figures* make cameo appearances in the episode.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btD\_NXmcA4k
Valentine's Gift

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**Valentines Gift** is the eighth episode of the original STIX Season 1.

## Plot

Jacob tries to do something nice for Larry while Larry tries to Give Zoey a wonderful gift.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob
* Zoey

## Trivia

* Second time Zoey kissed Larry. First time was in Dating Game.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5zv66rvaeU&list=PLMkWcElKhO3mu7zca5hiMlEbN5V7di5s2&index=8
Yoshi Fan Girl

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**Yoshi Fan Girl** is the ninth episode of the original STIX Season 1.

## Plot

Jacob invites his new girlfriend over for a party, but it turns out she may have more of a personality than he thinks.

## Characters

* Jacob
* Stella
* Larry

## Trivia

* Debut of Stella.
* First time Stella's demonic side is shown.
* This episode is the only time when Jacob and Stella had sex.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnMkyQJkmE&list=PLMkWcElKhO3mu7zca5hiMlEbN5V7di5s2&index=9
Body Builders

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**Body Builders** is the seventh episode of STIX Season 1.

## Plot

When Jacob and Larry enlist jobs at a construction site, certain measures are not taken seriously.

## Characters

* Larry
* Jacob
* The Boss

## Trivia

* As stated by That Yozzy Bloke, this is the only episode that was remade where not much changes as this was the only original episode he was proud of.

## Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF6gK3bmI1c