Every Time I go to Chipotle This Happens

## Overview

"Every Time I go to Chipotle This Happens" is the 5th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Tahu attempts to order a burrito for the local Chipotle. Hijinks ensues when the cashier turns out to be Astolfo.

## Original Video Description:

Instead of going to Mcdonald's today, you and the boys go to Chipotle for some yummy burritos. RELATABLE #Storytime #Anime #Astolfo #Bionicle

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Tahu (Debut)
* Astolfo (Debut)
* Master Chief (Non-Speaking cameo) (Debut)
* Anime Guy (Non-Speaking cameo)

#### Other characters:

* Tod Branston (Last on screen appearance)
* Unnamed Roommate (Non-Speaking cameo)

## Transcript

Astolfo:  Hello! Welcome to Burrito Store. What can I getcha?

Tahu: Yeah, Lemme get one of those, uuuuuuuh...

Astolfo: Wha?

Tahu: I said I'ma need to get one of those uh...

Hippo: Bruh! You gotta speak up!

Tod Branston: You know, we can order for you if you scared or something.

Tahu: BOY! I *KNOW* how to order a burrito! I don't need you steppin' in!

Hippo: You're sweatin up there, bruh.

Tod Branston: Man, you don't gotta be [**SIP]** embarrassed or anything, you know. I mean, I would be. But…

Tahu: Shut up!

Astolfo: Soooooo~ Are you gonna order something?

Tahu: Yeah, lemme get one of those-

Astolfo:  Look bruh, I can't hear a word your saying.

Tahu: Boi! You best not have airpods in!

Astolfo:  Hey! These are AirPod Pros! I did spend all of my money on them just so peasants like you would think I'm broke!

Tahu: If stupidity was a contagious, I'd be a straight up goner! Now get me my burrito!

Astolfo:  We're all out of burritos.

Tahu: You playing with my emotions now, ain'tcha?

Astolfo:  An E. coli outbreak contaminated all the food.

Tahu: There's a be an outbreak of these fists If I don't get my burrito *real quick!*

Astolfo:  Are we gonna have a... problem...?

Hippo: Bruh it’s gettin’ heated in here.

Tod Branston: Yeah, well, whatever. [**SIP]**

Tahu: ...Fine... lemme just get some chips and... a side of... um... guacamole.

Astolfo:  That'll cost... Extra

Tahu: Extra to what? That's the only thing I ordered!

Astolfo:  EXTRA!

Tahu: That does it! I'm goin' to straight up to Taco Bell! Cause at least there, it ain't a mystery if I'm gonna get food poisoning. It's guaranteed!

Hippo: Bruh, if you going to Taco Bell, how 'bout you pick me up some-

Tahu: WHAT WAS THAT? I can't hear you! You gotta speak up!

Hippo: Bruh, that's cold, bruh...

Astolfo:  I'ma need some cold hard cash for that table you broke.

Tahu: Who said I have money?

Astolfo:  ... Yo fam, how about you go be broke some place else?

Tahu: Understaingable have a great day I’ma head out.

## Trivia

* This is both Astolfo's and Tahu's debut episode.
* This is technically Master Chief's debut episode, though he wouldn't have a speaking roll until the following episode.
* Anime Guy just outside of the Chipotle building while having the Unnamed Roommate in the background inside the Chipotle building eating next to Master Chief. This was done deliberately to establish the two as being completely separate characters going forward as Unnamed Roommate was originally supposed to be a new version of Anime Guy, though Pantsahat would retcon retcon this idea immediately.
* Tahu says "I'm goin' to straight up to Taco Bell! Cause at least there, it ain't a mystery if I'm gonna get food poisoning. It's guaranteed!" later comes into fruition during the events of "Can I Survive a Taco Bell Visit?"