Leaving for Replacement

Linus had go out of town, but he doesn't explain why.

Includes Freddy Fabulous from the 1979 *Peanuts* Special, *You're the Greatest, Charlie Brown.*

## Linus' Fate

* *[Scene opens to Linus walking in the street]*
* **Freddy Fabulous:** *[off-screen]* Hey! *[Linus stops and looks around]* Hey, you there!
* **Linus:** Uh, me?
* **Freddy Fabulous:** Yes, you. *[screams in Linus' face]* Get outta town! *[Linus screams and runs away. He turns to another boy who walks by]* Get outta town! And take a vacation to Baby Piyo Paradise Resort. *[hands the boy a flyer. Another boy walks up]* Here ya go, sir. *[hands him a flyer. The boy reads it. Scene cuts to Linus running up to Elmo's house and opening the door]*
* **Linus:** I gotta get out of town! *[Elmo hands Linus a glass of pink lemonade from the tray he was holding]* Oh, thanks Elmo.
* **Elmo:** Sure, Linus, ya... *[Linus screams]*
* **Linus:** I gotta get going! He told me to!
* **Elmo:** Who did?
* **Linus:** Uhh, well, uhh... hmmm, I'm not sure. But he had a flyer.
* **Elmo:** A flyer?! He might be a paid assassin! But, Linus, you can't go. But... what if you weren't Linus Van Pelt?
* **Linus:** Oh, no. I'm not Linus Van Pelt?
* **Elmo:** You are Linus Van Pelt, but you won't be for long.

## Gender Change

* *[Later, at a room]*
* **Elmo:** I'll be performing your gender today.
* **Linus:** *[At a booth]* I Hope no one sees me.
* **Elmo:** All right, then let's begin.
* *[later]*
* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** Hey everybody, you're not gonna believe it! *[Linus walks in with blonde ponytail hair, red dress and white shoes. Linus is now called Lily]*
* **Lily:** Hello everybody! *[everyone is shocked]*
* **Big Bird:** Hi, Elmo. And hello, lady. *[Kisses Linus]*
* **Telly Monster:** It's cool, buddy. You don't have to explain your girl to me. I don't know why you're standing here talking to me when you could be talking to your girl. Congratulations on the new girlfriend, boy!
* *[scene cuts to the Park, where Lucy and Violet are sitting. Lucy is reading the newspaper until she hears the whistle]*
* **Lucy:** Who are you?
* **Elmo:** That's Lily.
* **Lucy:** Hope you're not Linus.
* **Violet:** Yeah! And Hope you're not a Barbie Girl. **Because I'm NEVER Listening to that song again!**
* **Elmo:** Don't Worry, Everything's fine.

## Linus Spoiled

* *[At a outside table]*
* **Lily:** Mmm. *[Grover comes out of the door with a tray of buttered noodles, green beans and iced tea]*
* **Grover:** WOW, You're Cute.
* **Lily:** Excuse me, Groovy. *[eats the tray]*
* **Grover:** Well, now that you're here, how would you like to be my date Saturday night to a...
* **Lily:** Yeah. I will be flying a hovercraft that night.
* **Charlie Brown:** Are you sure about Saturday night? *[Lily notices Charlie Brown]*
* **Lily:** Hello! *[Charlie Brown gasps]*
* **Charlie Brown:** Good Grief. Where's Linus?
* **Lily:** He Left town! *[shows Lily relaxing in a pool]*
* **The Inspector:** Wheres Linus...
* **Lily:** He Left town. *[Scene cuts to Lily and Pink Panther at a Ferris wheel]* Out of Town. *[scene cuts to Lily and Snoopy as Flashbeagle dancing at a Arcade]* Left Town. *[scene cuts to Peppermint Patty holding a football and Lily in a football field]* Outside Town. *[scene cuts to Schroeder Playing his Piano to Lily]* Not in Town. *[scene cuts to Lily holding sign]* Linus is out of Town! What is it about me that makes those two so friendly? It must have something to do with this love.
* **Charlie Brown:** How about this. *[Mimicking Sally] "Wouldn't you be my Sweet Baboo?"*
* **Lily:** Well I'm sorry, Charlie. I just can't live like this anymore. I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not. I have an announcement to make. The entire day that I've had here I've wanted to say that I will have fun on hot sunny days.
* **Charlie Brown:** Huh?
* **Freddy Fabulous:** Aren't you gonna go somewhere?
* **Charlie Brown:** What's the matter?
* **Elmo:** *[Comes on-screen]* That's the guy with the flyer. The guy who's trying to run you out of town.
* **Lily:** *[gasps]* The assassin.
* **Charlie Brown:** Oh Brother, How Could this be Spoiled?
* **Freddy Fabulous:** Say, don't I know you from somewhere?
* **Elmo:** NO!
* **Freddy Fabulous:** Hmmm... that's it. Get outta town!
* **Lily:** He's on to us.
* **Charlie Brown:** I won't let you do it. You'll have to do something horrible to me before I let you throw them out of town.
* **Freddy Fabulous:** Read the flyer. *[hands them one of his flyers]*
* **Charlie Brown:** *[reading flyer]* Get outta town! And take a vacation to Baby Piyo Paradise Resort. Look, this guy wasn't trying to run you out of town, he just wanted to send you a vacation at a paradise.
* **Lily:** Well, I guess I should bring my suitcases.
* **Elmo:** Goodbye Charlie Brown!
* **Charlie Brown:** The End.