2009 Los Angeles 500

The **2009 Los Angeles 500** is A Last Race Where During the battle, the Easy Idle's servants fend off the Race Fans Pittys and Crew Chiefs.

Ricky Hoodson got Crash By Ruby Oaks in The Adventures of Cars. This would also be the last race Doc Hudson would be the crew chief of Lightning McQueen as Doc sadly died a month after this race.

## Television Biography

### Announcers

* Ruby Nightcar
* Bob Cutlass
* Darrell Cartrip

## Transcript

### The Battle of Radiator Springs (Before Race)

* Tuck Spiker: Hey Look a Dinoco.
* Tex Dinoco: (to Everyone) Ready?
* Peppermint Patty: Uh Hu.
* (Stays Silent For 2 Seconds)
* Tex Dinoco: NOW!
* (All the Cars into life, attacking their Mean Pittys.)
* Thaddeus Jones: IN COMING!!
* Luke Pettlework: TAKE THIS AND THIS!! (Luke Punches Frank 10 Times)
* Mike Pettlework: TAKE THAT!!!! (Mike Crashes Ian Badtire and Ratchet)
* Ian Badtire: WHOA!! (Hit Ratchet Tankson)
* Ratchet Tankson: OWW!!!
* Bill Revs: REV IT UP FOOL!! (Vandon Kerr and Bill Revis Smash Not Chuck)
* Not Chuck: Ow!
* Hans Buschtire: End of Th- (Bump the helmet and Smash Tires in 9 Times) OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
* H.A.L.T: What the Heck WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! (WALL-E Shake and cruch)
* Cubby Pit-Tire: Ha ha Take That!
* Ricky Hoodson: I Going to Wins this Race at Piston Cup Season at 2009!
* Napoleon Jones: (Ben Racingtire Crash Napoleosn Jones, Tanner Hicks, Walter Spinout) OW!! KNOCK IT OFF!!!
* (Cut back to Lucy’s home, where Marcie Carlin has readied the invention.)
* Marcie Carlin: (Blows) Yes! (Box Car Start in Go) Here We Go! (Box Car going Faster)
* Strip Weathers: What the devil? Sally Brown, look out!
* (The Box Car crashes into the Shed, and a red cloud of smoke poofs out of the basement. Sally Brown, Ruby Oaks and Strip Weathers emerge from the wreckage to find Marcie Carlin swinging on a loose spring*.*)
* Marcie Carlin: Oh My Gosh You guys gotta try this thing.
* Sally Brown: Strip Weathers Go Now
* Strip Weathers: Ok (Drive)
* (Cut back to Radiator Springs where the attack continues.)
* Turbo Bullock: EVERYONE NOW THROW THE TOMATOS!! (Throw the Tomatos in Bruiser Bukowski)
* Bruiser Bukowski: WHOA AHH!! OWW!
* Flo: Sarge ya scurvy scum! Now Hit It!
* Sarge: YES!! (Hit Bruiser Bukowski)
* Bruiser Bukowski: OWW!!! That HURTTS!!!!
* Justin Sidekick: You Mean Tach-O-Mint Pitty!
* Bryn Imageare: Oh Yeah!
* Gray: LOOOKK OUTT!! (Crashes Justin Sidekick)
* Justin Sidekick: OWW HEYY!!
* Ricky Hoodson: (Ricky Hoodson has broken off from the Mean Pittys, and kick tires open a door looking for Ruby Oaks) Ruby Oaks, Where are You! (He doesn't find him and moves)
* El Guapo: TURBO!!!!
* Turbo Bullock: OK You Want it Come in get it!
* El Guapo: YEAAHH!! (Turbo: YEP!!) (Crash in the Wall) HEY!
* Bonk McQuick: (Apple Face) AHHHHHH!! MY FACEE!!!!
* Junior Moon: Oh No No No No!
* Jerry Recycled Batteries: Junior You Get **LOST**!!!
* Mack Haulsmith: Not So Fast Jerry!
* Junior Moon: Oh OH No NO!
* Mack Haulsmith: JUUNNIORRR MOOON LOOOKK OOOUUUTTTT!! (Hit Jerry)
* Jerry Recycled Batteries: WHOOAAAAA Ow!
* Ruby Oaks: Sally Brown Runs we get into Los Angles 500 and Fast!!
* Zeke Storm: HA HA HA! Never Chase you
* Francesca: (To Guido) Oh HELP!
* Gudio: HEY LEAVE IT ALONE!! (Throw Zeke Storm)
* Zeke Storm: AHHHH!! (Hit the Ground) Oh OW! Gudio!
* Francesca: Thinks You
* (3 Racers Chasing Orange Racer Tow Truck and Racer)
* Tony Tunado: RUN KOMBO RUN!!
* Kombo: I Sure Tony!
* Tony Tunado: IN HERE! (in the Thomas Shed)
* Kombo: Oh My Were Trapped!
* Riley: Now we i Got it HA HA!
* Tony Tunado: Oh you Know what Riley
* Riley: What?
* Tony Tunado: Like This! (only to find that the knives pop out of the drawers, and Red Horn up.)
* Riley: Goodness, RUN!! (They run screaming from the Radiator Springs) Oh Man!
* Ramone: WE DID IT!! (the Cars celebrate their victory.)
* Mr V8: and Stay OUT!!!
* Tex Dinoco: Thinks You Mr V8
* Mr V8: Your Welcome
* Gilbert Willer: Hey Let me Out!
* Ed Willis: Sorry

### Interview

* Bob : This Is RSN In The 2009 Los Angeles 500 Where A Great Race Will Start
* Ruby Nightcar : I Mean Like This Is Gonna Go Wild Ain’t I Right
* Darrel : Of Course Ruby Oaks Had Alot Of Top Tens And Both Ruby Oaks And Ricky Hoodson Are Tied With The Season Points
* Bob : Let’s Get This Started Soon Darrel
* Darrel : Let’s Get Sure
* Ruby Nightcar : Ok Sure

### Start the Race!

* Darrell Cartrip: The Green Flag the Pan Go Off Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let's End 2009 Boys and Girls.
* Tow Mater: Go Buddy!

### Jackie Johanson Blow the Tire Lap 195

* Jackie : \*Blows Tire\* NoNoNoNoNoNoNo \*Crashes And Flips 5 Times\*
* Ruby Nightcar : I’m Serious Here That Same Car Who Insulted The Nightcar Speedway Back In 2006 Got Wrecked
* Darrel : Yeah I Agree Eith You On That One
* Bob : Same Here

### Brick Yardley Crash Lap 229

* Ricky Hoodson: You Mean Brick!!! (Bumps Brick Yardley)
* Brick Yardley: (Spin around) WHOAA!!!!
* Linda Nightcar: BRICK!!
* Brick Yardley: Uh oh (Crashes Linda Nightcar)
* Darrall Cartrip: Linda Nightcar had at Crash
* Larry Smith: (to Linda Nightcar) LOOK OUT!!!
* Linda Nightcar: \*Crashes and Flip 21 Time\* Ow
* Joe: I hope Linda's okay. That was a nasty hit.

### Francesco Bernoulli Talking About Tow Mater

* Francesco Bernoulli: What Beep Axler is Born Year
* Tow Mater: uhh 2003?
* Francesco Bernoulli: That Right.

### Ruby Oaks Vs Ricky Hoodson

* Uncle Topolino: Ruby "Easy" Oaks, he Get in on Us!
* (Ricky Hoodson Bumps Mordecai Misskrass and Tyler Comet)
* Mordecai Misskrass and Tyler Comet: AAHHH!!! (Hit Crusty Rotor and Stay the leads)
* Ricky Hoodson: Come on out and fight!
* Tow Mater: What Are you Doing Ricky
* Ricky Hoodson: Were you in love with her, Mater?
* Tow Mater: Ruby, Do Something
* Ruby Oaks: I'm Tyring
* Ricky Hoodson: Did you honestly think Lucy’d want you when Sally had someone like me?
* Ruby Oaks: All Right That It! (Ruby Bump Ricky)
* Uncle Topolino: WAA-HOO Ruby You Did It
* Ruby Oaks: Thinks.
* Bob: Both Ricky Hoodson and Ruby Oaks are far ahead of the other racers! Here We Have Rip Clutchgonskei is now up to 4th, Jeff Gorvette is now up to 5th, Dale Carrett with his bright paintwork Logan Rookie is now up to 6th!
* Darrell Cartrip: This is It is at Final Lap.
* Tow Mater: Last Lap!
* Ruby Oaks: Come Ruby Oaks You Can Do It!
* Ricky Hoodson: It's Over Ruby Oaks, You Be Scrap
* Spongebob: Wait, WHAT!
* Francesco Bernoulli: WHAT!
* Uncle Topolino: WHAT No!
* Luigi: NO!
* Sally Brown: Oh No!
* Linus Van Pelt: NO!
* Charlie Brown: NO! Ruby!
* Tow Mater: Ruby, GET OUT OF HERE!
* Ricky Hoodson: TIME TO DIE!!!
* Ruby Oaks: SHUT UP!!!!! \*Slams Ricky Hoodson Into The Wall\*
* Bob: Ohh! Ruby Hit Ricky Hoodson In the Wall.
* Ruby Oaks: HOW DARE YOU KILL MY RUBY STORM!
* Ricky Hoodson: Let me go! Please, don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything! Help!
* Ruby Oaks: NO! Ricky Hoodson, Listen, if You Ruby Storm Die Now You Be Crash.

### Ricky Hoodon's Crash

* Fillmore: Ruby Hurry Hit Ricky!
* Ricky Hoodson: NO! RUBY OAKS! PLEASE! DON'T DON'T HURT ME!, PLEASE!
* Ruby Oaks: NO! You Won't, You Die at Me And My Me Cry Easy. NOW!! THIS IS PAYBACK FOR LIGHTNING MCQUEEN LIFE. (turns Ricky Hoodson)
* Ricky Hoodson: (Spuns to the grass) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
* Darrell: OH AND RICKY HOODSON GOES FLY AWAY! COLLECTING MEAN RACERS IN TURN 4
* (Ricky Hoodson smashes into the inside fence and gets stuck on his roof)
* Ruby Long : BYE BYE STUPID JEFF HAMMER (Turns Jeff Hard and Rev Crashes Jeff)
* Jeff Hammer: OW!!
* Rev Roadages: Jeff, YOU KILL MY LAURA WHITEFORD IN 1992 THE KING 200!! (Puches Jeff)
* Jeff Hammer: AHHH!!
* Jack: Hey Jeff! Take this
* (Jack pushes Jeff)
* Jeff Hammer: ARGH!
* Thomas: Now me!
* (Thomas pushes Jeff back to Jack)
* Jeff Hammer: DAWN IT!!
* Jack: Ha!
* (Jack pushes Jeff)
* Jeff Hammer: (29x Ow)
* Thomas: The final blow!
* (Thomas punctures Jeff’s tire, causing him to lose control, Flying the air, Crash and Flip in 9 Times and hit the wall and getting a glitch in the head)
* Jeff Hammer: Yeowwwwwwww
* Thomas: Now we taught him a lesson
* Bob: Sage Vanderspin is 2nd, but the winner is gonna be Ruby Oaks using lessons learned from his father to go from 11th to 1st to score the victory of the Los Angeles 500!
* Charlie Brown: YES! YES!
* Luigi: You Can Do It
* Sally Brown: Come on Ruby Oaks!
* Mater: Git-R-Done! Ruby Oaks, Come On, Get You Win!
* Fillmore: Come On Man!
* (Ruby Oaks crosses the finish line)
* Mater: HE GOT IT RUBY!!
* Ruby Oaks: OH YEAH, WOOOOOOO!!! WOOOO-HOOO!!! I Won the Piston Cup!
* Linus Van Pelt: You Won Ruby You Won WOOO!
* Matt Hicks: YEAHH!!
* Francesco Bernoulli: Yeah Perfecto Ruby Oaks!
* Charlie Brown: You Won!
* Sally Brown: You Did It
* Fillmore: Congratulations, man!
* Uncle Topolino: You Crash on Ricky Hoodson
* Shermy: And Ricky Hoodson get Fired
* Lucy Van Pelt: Yeah, Your Mean Green Car!
* Schroeder: Show Yourself!
* Jake and Jenny: BOO!
* Chick Hicks: What's the matter with everybody?! Ow! Where's the happiness?! Hey, this is the begin of the Chick-era!
* Carl Cluchen: Hello i am Carl Clutchen
* Ruby Oaks: Hello Carl Clutchen
* Carl Clutchen: Ha Ha Hello!

### Ricky Hoodson Gets Fired

* Harry: Ricky!
* Ricky Hoodson: What
* Harry: I Told You, You Naughty at Win the 2009 Piston Cup Season
* Ricky Hoodson: How!
* Harry: I contacted your sponsor to fire you
* Ricky Hoodson: NOOOOO!!!!! (drives away sobbing)
* Harry: Now We Taking Replace with Maurice Fillups.
* Ricky Hoodson: I Can Be Lost **THE RACE**!!!!
* (5 Seconds later)
* Jimmy Scrapmetal: Oh, Uhhh Jeff?
* Jeff Hammer: Don't Hurt Me, Now Look at You Brick! THIS A NAUGHTY RACER CAR IS AN FIRED!!!
* Jimmy Scrapmetal: You can go now, and Brick Yardley i sorry for the trouble.
* Jeff Hammer: You're letting him go?
* Wayne Pit-Tire: Yup!
* Jeff Hammer: He's Fired
* Brick Yardley: To Bad Jeff, You are Fired Now.
* Jeff Hammer: you can see no his smug little face! FIRED I SAY!!! FIRED FIRED, FIRED!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (drives away sobbing)
* Wayne Pit-Tire: He's drive away Sir.
* Rob Stalker: Okay.

### Ruby Oaks Decline Toys R Us for Marcie Carlin

* Manny Flywheel: HA HA!! Ruby Oaks You Did it
* Rusty Cornfuel: Well Done Ruby!
* Kombo: Congrats on the Loss, me SpongeBob
* Doc Hudson: Amazing Job Ruby! i am so proud of you, now we have each won 2 Piston Cups, you got a lot of stuff kid. (Doc's Last words on the crew chief stand, but not his last words of his life)
* Ruby Oaks: Thinks Doc
* Marcie Carlin: Hey Ruby! Come Here
* Ruby Oaks: What is it?
* Marcie Carlin: Ruby, that was some real racin' out there. How'd you like to beacome the new racer of Rust-eze?
* Ruby Oaks: but i didn't but in
* Mr Ed Willis: Ruby now that you're Winning i need you first thing Friday morning for a Photo Shoot.
* Ruby Oaks: Yeah Mr Willis.
* Charles Hudson: Ohh hang on Now
* Marcie Carlin: Whoa
* Ruby Oaks: What is this, its that a Toy R Us?
* Charles Hudson: you Started the RaceOpolis Race that's how it works done
* Tow Mater: Work Done, Wow Cool
* Sally Brown: Well He had a Great Race and now you get to decide when you're done racing
* Peppermint Patty: So What's it gonna be Ruby Oaks
* Ruby Oaks: I'm gonna 1 more racing. But before that, I got something I want to do.

### Happy Ending

* (Rodopolis Raceway)
* Luigi: Welcome all to historic Willy's Butte for today's great exhibition of speed!
* Marcie Carlin: (WHOOPS)
* Flo: There she is! Marcie!
* Ramone: Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it.
* Marcie Carlin: (LAUGHS) Thanks, guys!
* Linus Van Pelt: Nice Dress, Marcie.
* Mack: Great HTB Dress. Was Matt Hicks'idea. He felt Hud would've wanted to have it.
* Marcie Carlin: i love it.
* Beep Axler: Oh, it's perfect. It's very Toys R Us
* Ruby Oaks: Did someone just say Toys R Us? (Rev Engine)
* Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
* FAN: Oh, yeah! I like that. It's bright, but I like it.
* (ALL CHEERING)
* FLO: Lookin' fabulous.
* LUIGI: Favoloso.
* (LAUGHS)
* Carly Wheelson: Trying something new. I like it.
* Sally Brown: Wow. Subtle.
* Ruby Oaks: Figured if I'm gonna be your crew chief, I better do it in style.
* Sally Brown: What's Mr. Krabs gonna say?
* Ruby Oaks: I'm actually more worried about what Tex is gonna say, considering he, uh... bought Easy Idle. Thanks, Thomas the car!
* Thomas as a Car: (Thomas the car Horn) I made that Chick fella a Texas-sized offer!
* Ruby Oaks: So Guys, are you ready to start hockey?
* Ellie Henderson: I don't know. You ready to lose again?
* Dustin Willer: Oh! Hope you've got your fluffy cloud.
* Peppermint Patty: I hope got your Jelly Fish.
* Dustin Willer: Got my Jelly Fish and I've taken my Dress.
* Eille Henderson: Bring in on, Red.
* Ruby Oaks: Luigi.
* Luigi: Go! Whoo-hoo!
* Sarge: KACHOW!!
* (ROCK SONG PLAYING)
* ♪ Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long
* If you're going my way, well, I wanna drive it all night long
* Through all these cities and all these towns, it's in my blood and it's all around
* I love you now like I loved you then, this is the road and these are the hands
* From Mozambique to those Memphis nights, the khyber pass to Vancouver's lights
* Knock me down and back up again, you're in my blood, I'm not a lonely man
* There's no load I can't hold, a road so rough, this I know
* I'll be there when the light comes in, just tell them we're survivors
* Life is a highway, well, I wanna ride it all night long (*Whoo!*)
* If you're going my way, I wanna drive it all night long (*All night long*)

### After Ending

* Leland Turbo: Finn, It's Time.
* Finn McMissile: Roger That Agent Leland.

### Jeff Gets Checked

Doctor: Ok Jeff! I need to ask you a few questions to see your memory. First of all tell me what color you are.

Jeff: PINK!

Doctor: No you're Purple. Next what sponsor are you on?

Jeff: ULTRA VIP OF COURSE!

Doctor: You are sponsored by Run Off... Next what city are you at right now

Jeff: NIGHTDONA CITY!

Doctor: You are in KANAS so wrong.

Jeff: Why That?

Doctor: Moving on the racers test. Who is this?

Jeff: Klint Shiftright.

Doctor: **SO CLOSE**, but that's his son Kevin. Next?

Jeff: Johnathan Melter?

Doctor: That's Wallace Racingtire. Next?

Jeff: Steve Candyman.

Doctor: THAT'S GREG CANDYMAN! DON'T YOU KNOW HIM?! Next?

Jeff: I do! THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE!

Doctor: Wrong! That is Jerry Racelott! Final racer! Who is this?

Jeff: RUBY NIGHTCAR!

Doctor: WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! This is Ruby Oaks! You are a dumb racer and you never get something right the test is over. 0/8 you did horrible.

Jeff: Uhh Why, What do you Want?

Doctor: You will have to retire after 2009 enda due to this.

JEFF: Why?

Doctor: Because, you have a big glitch in your brain. This happened when you got (hits Jeff with a hamer) turned by Ruby Long., (hits Jeff with a hamer) collected John Hicks, Bob Hicks, Marco, Rob, Larry, Sedgewick, Sim, Ken, Joey and Ricky, and (hits Jeff with a hamer) flew into the fence. Ruby Long. turned you because for what you did for acting very toxic.

Jeff: How?

Doctor: It happened when you (hit's jeff with a hamer) Acted Toxic. then (hit's Jeff with a hamer) Being Mean, and (hit's Jeff with a hamer) Being Nasty (hit's Jeff with a hamer) IM TAKING take you to the court, Jeff!

Jeff: WHAT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(the doctor takes Jeff to court)

### Jeff Hammer at court

Judge: JEFFIE, you're a big dumb racer.

Jef: Duh, really?

Judge: Yep. The doctor said that you have a big glitch in your brain.

Jeff: I could still have answers.

Judge: Yeah. WRONG answers. And your score on the test that the doctor gave you is 0/8.

Jeff: Who cares! 0/8 can still be good.

Judge: **NO!** 0/8 is an F! Did you know the test score types? A, B, C, D, and F!

Jeff: What do they mean?

Jeff: A stands for Amazing. It's the best, when you got all of the questions right. B stands for Brilliant. It's the second-best behind A. C stands for Can you do it. It's the 3rd best score. D stands fore Do you know it. It's not as good as A, B, or C. And F is the worst score. It stands for failing, and it's when you get half or more questions **WRONG!**

Jeff: Okay.

Judge: Here's a question about Fatal Crashes. If you get it right, you'll stay in the Piston Cup community, And Get Surgery To Resemble Cal Weathers. If you get it wrong, you'll go to jail for your **LIFE!**

Jeff: I'm afraid!

Judge: Who Is Responsible For Silver Storm's Death

Jeff: Uh, Bob Hicks?

Judge: **WRONG!** It's Gaston Stalker! I'll take you to jail!

(the judge takes Jeff to jail)

Jeff: Judge! What are you doing! (the judge puts Jeff on a jail ramp)

Judge (Very angry): I AM TAKING YOU OFF YOUR RACING NUMBER, YOUR RACING SPONSOR, YOUR RACING SPOILER, YOUR RACING TIRES, AND YOUR RACING EXHAUST PIPE OFF!

Jeff: Wait! WHAT!?

Judge: I WILL CHANGE YOU BACK INTO A ROAD CAR! (Takes Jeff off Jeff's racing number and sponsor)

Jeff: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Judge: NONSENSE, ROBERT! YOU ACTED WAY TO TOXIC AND GOT TURNED BY RUBY LONG! (Takes Jeff off Jeff's spoiler and racing tires)

Jeff: DON'T DO THIS! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE FOR MY LIFE!

Judge: YOU ARE NOT BECOME A RACER ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU, YOU BAD CAR!!! (Replace Jeff racing exhaust pipe with a road car exhaust pipe)

Jeff (Cry’s Extreamly Hard): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Judge changes Jeff back into a road car)

Jeff: DAWN YOU, JUDGE!!!

Judge: (smacks Jeff, causing Jeff to cry harder) HOW ABOUT NOT LIKE YOU, JEFF! YOU ARE THE DUMBEST CAR! IM TAKING take you to Good Racers Beat him, Jeff!

Jeff: What a froggy place!

### Good Racers Beat Up Jeff Hammer

Jeff Hammer: My Friends. it would take some time but together, we will put out the jail

Phil Tankson: Friends, huh? i thought you said we were Piston Cup the end of the Season.

Jimmy Cables: Yeah. that you wanted to Beat up him

Jeff Hammer: no, No, let me explain. i was trying to fool the rest him, we will the Fatal Crash Ruby Oaks

Laura Whiteford: there's only one ture thing Jeff, you kill me in 1992 the king 200 but it's No Killed **ME!**

Matt Hicks: Ha Ha

Jeff Hammer: (Good Racers Beat up Jeff Hammer) AHH!!!! HAAA HAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! IM SO SORRY PHIL AAAAAHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Matt Hicks: \*Take Jeff Hammer\* Gotcha

DJ Backdrive: \*Open the Door\* Throw in the Room

Jeff Hammer: (Matt Hicks Throw Jeff Hammer) AAAAAHHHHH!! \*Crash and Flips 7 Times\*

DJ Backdrive: and STAY OUT! Jeff! \*Shut the Door\*

Jeff Hammer: (Cryings)

## Results

1. Ruby Oaks 500 laps
2. Sage Vanderspin 500 laps
3. Rip Clutchgonskei 500 laps
4. Jeff Gorvette 500 laps
5. Dale Carrett 500 laps
6. Logan Rookie 500 laps
7. Francesco Bernoulli 500 laps
8. Lewis Hamilton 500 laps
9. Nigel Gearsley 500 laps
10. Matt Hicks 500 laps
11. Tony Tunado 500 laps
12. Misti Motorkrass 500 laps
13. Kevin Racingtire 500 laps
14. Riley Moon 500 laps
15. Davey Apex 500 laps
16. Rusty Cornfuel 500 laps
17. Lightning McQueen 500 laps
18. Sterling Carlin 500 laps
19. Cal Weathers 500 laps
20. Speedy Comet 500 laps
21. Kevin Shiftright 500 laps
22. Dave Carlow 500 laps
23. Robert Gearshift 500 laps
24. Fred Faster 500 laps
25. Gerald Jefferson Junior 500 laps
26. Slider Petrolski 500 laps
27. Dirkson D Agostino 500 laps
28. Ryan Shields 500 laps
29. Johnny Blamer 500 laps
30. James Cleanair 500 laps
31. Greg Candyman 500 laps
32. Aiken Axler 500 laps
33. Spencer "Champion" Racingtire 500 laps
34. Dylan Tireson 500 laps
35. Eric Martin 500 laps
36. Dud Throttleman 500 laps
37. April Tireshock 500 laps
38. Mike Turbowitz 500 laps
39. Phil Tankson 500 laps
40. Kimberly McQuaid 500 laps
41. Oswald Sidney 500 laps
42. Tyrone Cartrip 500 laps
43. Desmond Brakedrum 500 laps
44. Jenny Parker 500 laps
45. Todd Marcus 500 laps
46. Larry Smith 500 laps
47. Robotnik Chicks 500 laps
48. Winford Bradford Rutherford 500 laps
49. Theo Stalker Junior 500 laps
50. Dale Earnhardt Jr 500 laps
51. Chick McQueen 500 laps
52. Sky Lewis 500 laps
53. Delano Loudrev 500 laps
54. Oak Oilson 500 laps
55. Claude Scruggs 500 laps
56. Zack Oilchanger 500 laps
57. Floyd Mulvihill 500 laps
58. Chuck Armstrong 500 laps
59. Alexander Tirestopper 500 laps
60. Miles Longley 500 laps
61. Jimmy Cables 500 laps
62. Dustin Willer 500 laps
63. Mickey Rodger 500 laps
64. Tyler Comet 500 laps
65. Rocky McMissile 500 laps
66. Mark Racingtire 500 laps
67. Crusty Rotor 500 laps
68. Haul Inngas 500 laps
69. Brush Curber 500 laps
70. Billy Oilchanger 500 laps
71. Manny Flywheel 500 laps
72. Simba Roadtesta 500 laps
73. Darrel Draggered 500 laps
74. Ernie Gearson 500 laps
75. Jacob Roscoe 500 laps
76. Davey Froston 500 laps
77. June Nash 500 laps
78. Jerry Racelott 500 laps
79. Mario Axler 500 laps
80. David Wonky 500 laps
81. Crane Wesdrive 500 laps
82. Aaron Gasline 500 laps
83. Alex Quint 500 laps
84. DJ Backdrive 500 laps
85. Reece 500 laps
86. Kenrick 500 laps
87. Ruby Long 500 laps
88. Marco Bulliron 499 laps (making contact with Larry, Jeff, Sedgewick, Joey, Rob and Ricky)
89. Rob Stalker 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Jeff, Sedgewick, Larry, Joey and Ricky)
90. Larry Turbowitz 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Rob, Jeff, Sedgewick, Joey and Ricky)
91. Jeff Hammer 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Rob, Larry, Sedgewick, Joey and Ricky Also Got Turned By Ruby Storm, Beat, Up, Jack and Thomas)
92. Sedgewick Cartin 499 laps (making contact with Marco, Rob, Jeff, Joey and Ricky)
93. Ricky Hoodson 499 laps (Who Goes Airborn And Crash)
94. Brick Yardley 229 laps (Crash)
95. Linda Nightcar 229 laps (Near Fatal Crash)
96. Jackie Johanson 195 laps (Tire Blow)