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Scrapped Sketches

In the effort to make Studio C as funny and as family-friendly as possible, there are sketches that were written, filmed, edited, and finished but were pulled at the very last second. There are also sketches that were specifically made for YouTube, these can be seen here.

## Putin (Communism)

This sketch was making fun of communism, and it actually was uploaded on YouTube for a solid 15 minutes, but it was pulled down quickly. This was confirmed in a podcast on "What Say Ye" with Mallory Everton and Jeremy Warner, but the podcast has since been pulled down.

## Impersonating James' Voice

This sketch features eight out of ten cast members, with Mallory Everton and Stephen Meek preparing for other sketches. The exact reason for the sketch being cut is unknown, but it was supposed to appear in Season 7.

Jason Gray can do the BEST vocal impersonations. But one voice he ABSOLUTELY NAILS is fellow cast member James Perry! Watch this video for a spot on imitation! We PROMISE we didn't edit an audio track on this, but it's 100% REAL.

## Batman vs Dora

This sketch featured Jason Gray as Batman and Tori Pence as Dora. This sketch first premiered at a Studio C read-through alongside "Barbs and Rhonda". However, the sketch was pulled after acknowledgement of the use of guns in the video. Other concerns may have been Tori acting as a Mexican character. The video below shows the original rendition of Divine Comedy, of which the sketch of Studio C was an adaptation.

## Peter Pan is Too Old to Fly

This sketch features Jetta Juriansz playing the role of Peter Pan, reprising the role after thirty-eight years, with Tori Pence as Wendy. The sketch was cut for time, and was supposed to be shown in Season 10.

Uh oh, Peter Pan got old!

## Magic Tricks Revealed

This sketch features Austin Williams revealing the secrets behind magic trick as performed by Matthew Galvan, with assistants Jessica Drolet and Jetta Juriansz. This sketch was cut for time, and was supposed to be shown in Season 10.

Josh reveals all of magician Martin's tricks in today's shocking video!
Season 1 Episode 6

Matt loses a little blood with Mallory and Jason, Spencer meets his new roommate, and the group meets some new classmates.

## Generation Gap

What would you do if your room mate was really, really young?

## Channel Surfing

Channel surfing makes viewing TV much more interesting.

## Metropolitan Boy Scouts

Boy Scouts in the city is very different.

## Foreign Exchange

Foreign exchange students aren't always well behaved.

## Trivia

### Trivia

* Matt plays a part in all the sketches from this episode; that includes Generation Gap and While You Were Out, where he can only be heard.
* All sketches have more than two million views.
* Channel Surfing currently holds the highest rating, while the sketch with the recurring character Spencer, Generation Gap, holds the lowest rating of this episode.
	+ Channel Surfing is the only sketch with a rating higher than 99%.
* Channel Surfing has the highest amount of views of Season 1.
	+ It is the only sketch of this episode to have more than six million views.
Season 8 Episode 14

This week Stephen attempts to get a prisoner to talk by recreating a scene from Aladdin, The Dog Singer featuring Terry on the Flute makes his television debut on Farley Archer, and Snape and Voldemort take all things snake milk on their YouTube show.

## The Interrogation Room: Part 2

The interrogation cops are back! Their techniques are bound to work, especially when it's inspired by true-to-life Disney movies like, um... Aladdin? DON'T LET 'EM JAFAR YOU!

## Callin' Collin: Do I Have a Girlfriend?

Today's luck is turning around for Collin on his hit podcast, "Callin' Collin". He gets to give advice to some very good-looking ladies and does he even land himself a GIRLFRIEND??? Find out now!

## Batman Drives Uber

And this time, he fell upon hard times and is now an Uber driver with his Batmobile. ..Or is he just posing as one? Decide for yourself now! Da na na na na na na na BATMAN!

## The Dog Whisperer with Farley Archer: Dog Singer

South Dakota is proud to air the third taping of its newest public access television, show, 'The Dog Whisperer.' However, the addition of a musical guest might not be enough to help the ratings... Could this be the end?

## Oh Snape with Voldemort and Severus: Snake Milk

In this their THIRD episode of "Oh Snape!", The Dark Lord Voldemort and Professor Severus Snape discuss snakes, parseltongue, and milking a snake. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS WIZARDING FUN!

## Here To Help

Oh no! Stacey fell through a glass panel and is severely injured! But who can help him?!? Will the pain ever stop???! Can puppies and marbles and geckos help?? Find out now!
Season 1 Episode 2

Matt and Mallory lose their camera, Jason leads the group on a trek to Oregon, and Shoulder Angel advises against robbery.

## What the France?!

If you ever visit France, keep an eye on your stuff.

## Trivia

### Trivia

* Matt appears in every sketch featured in this episode.
* This episode features the first sketch with the Shoulder Angel. However, the sketch with the recurring character has the lowest number of views of this episode.
* All sketches have more than 1 million views.
* Celebirthsary is the only sketch with more than four million views.
* Shakespearean Therapy is the only sketch with a rating higher than 99%.
Overheard Dinner Date

Why make conversation with your friends when you can just listen in on what the people next to you are saying!! And believe you me--the conversation going on with this dating couple is goooood.

## Transcript

Natalie: So what do you want to talk about, sweetie?
Jason: Well, us.
Natalie: What's with that tone? Is there a problem?
Jason: No. No. No, no, no, no. It's... it... well, there is one thing.
Natalie: Honey, is this about Kent and I? I told you, we're just friends. I mean, I know there's a history there or whatever, but if you can't accept that that's in the past, then that's your problem, not mine.
Jason: Well...

Tori: Oh no!

Jason: Kent and I are best friends, okay? So if there's anything going on between you two, then I need to know!
Natalie: Honey, I would never betray you like that.
Jason: I know.

Natalie: So you can trust me when I say that nothing happened last night?

Tori: Oh no!

Jason: Wait, weren't you with me last night?
Natalie: Well, yeah, but then I had to run to Kent's house.
Jason: Run to his house?!
Natalie: Yeah, I had to drop off some things!
Jason: What kind of things?
Tori: Yeah, what kind of things?!
Natalie: Come on! It's not like that!
Jason: Not like what? Not like you're still in love with my best friend and you two have been carrying on this whole time?
Natalie: No! Not the whole time!
Jason: Oh, so it is true!
Natalie: Not like you pay enough attention to notice anyway.
Jason: But... that's not true.
Natalie: Yeah? When's the last we did something remotely spontaneous?
Jason: I don't know, I don't have my day planner.
Natalie: Yeah! Exactly! When was the last time you held me under the stars or wrapped by up in your arms and said: "I love you, you complete me?"
Jason: You know I've never seen that movie, so stop bringing it up!
Tori: Stop it.
Jason: And besides, what kind of guy does that stuff anyways?
Natalie: The guy I fell in love with!
Tori: Oh...
Jason: I didn't know.
Tori: He didn't know.
Natalie: You don't know anything!
Jason: I didn't think any of that mattered.
Tori: Didn't matter...
Natalie: Because you never care!
Tori: You never care...

Jason: Look, I know I've been distant.
Tori: Yes, you have.
Jason: But... at least know that I meant it?
Tori: Woman, look at it, look at it, look at the...
Natalie: But I thought you said there was something wrong with me!
Jason: Not something. One thing. Your last name.
Natalie: Oh!

Natalie: What are you doing?!
Jason: Are those our breadsticks?
Tori: Might I interest you in the fettuccini flame-broiled passion... I mean chicken?
Jason: No!
Tori: Okay. Thank you, have a good night!
ShayCarl

Shay Carl Butler, born March 5, 1980 (43 years old), known professionally as Shay Carl, is an American vlogger, author, and YouTube personality. Butler has three YouTube channels, two of which ("shaycarl" and "SHAYTARDS") have over three million subscribers. Butler and Corey Vidal are currently developing a documentary called "Vlogumentary" on a $200,000+ budget that was funded with an Indiegogo campaign and raised by mostly his viewers. Forbes called Butler one of the "most successful video entrepreneurs on YouTube" and in 2011 The New York Times featured Butler's production company Maker Studios. Besides being the co-creator of Maker Studios, he is also the co-creator of Trixin Clothing.

On February 12, 2017, he announced that he would take an indeterminate break from YouTube, because of his health condition.

Shay Carl was in "The Vlogfather", a sketch by Studio C. He also collaborated with Jeremy Warner, Natalie Madsen, ThePianoGuys, and Peter Hollens in a Christmas music video, where Jeremy and Natalie appeared as shepherds.

## The Vlogfather: Shay Carl

The Godfather meets Vlogging. YouTube's own Shay Carl and the rest of the Shaytards team up with Studio C. Revolutionary or problematic? Watch now and tell us your thoughts!
Season 3 Episode 5

Mrs. America is crowned, a ninety-year-old cameraman struggles during a live taping of the Beatles, and the USA tells Great Britain that she will never get back together with him.

## Lifeboat Thoughts

I would never want to be stranded on a boat with these two.

## Dungeons and Dragons

Dungeons and Dragons geeks meet...a girl.

## Bad Cameraman

This guy is old enough to NOT remember The Beatles.

## Worst Teacher Ever

There are good teachers, there are bad teachers and then there is the worst teacher...ever.

## International Relations

International relations get a little tense when America meets Britain at the super market.

## Trivia

### Video Statistics

 **International Relations** | 11,160,000+

### Trivia

* This episode features the second Worst... EVER, the first Dungeons and Dragons and the first International Relations.
* Mallory appears in every sketch, except for **Lifeboat Thoughts**. Jason plays in every sketch, except for **International Relations**, assuming he plays one of the band members in **Bad Cameraman**.
* Jeremy only plays in **Miss America Disaster** and **Bad Cameraman**.
* **Lifeboat Thoughts** only has a rating around 95%, which makes it one of the lowest-rated sketches so far.
* The highest rated sketch of this episode is **Panic Attack**, with a rating of just below 99%.
* This is the first episode with two sketches with more than five million views, this being **Worst Teacher Ever** and **International Relations**, with the latter even having reached over ten million views.
	+ **International Relations** and **Worst Teacher Ever** are the two most-watched sketches of Season 3.
Season 11 Episode 5

The stakes are high, leading one ballroom dancer to lose control. Then, The Wright Brothers take control of the sky, and the patrons of the sky in a historical documentary. And on the topic of transportation, after falling on the subway tracks, a man's survival is left to strangers. Next, the secret to time travel is discovered, which is probably how one restaurant is prepared to celebrate everything, and King Henry VIII makes a special appearance on The Newlywed Game.

## Garet's Unfortunate Medical Condition

Everyone, just be really calm when you're around Garet. NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS!

## The Curious Case of the Third Wright Brother

Everyone knows that Orville and Wilbur Wright invented and flew the first motor-operated airplane. What most people don't know, is that the two famous Wright Brothers had another brother, Everett. Today we tell his story!

## Lifesaving Inspiration

When a man is stuck in a dangerous situation in a subway tunnel, his only hope for rescue is a woman, who believes a good inspirational quote is the only way to safety.

## Secret to Time Travel

The United States Military has a new way to travel through time. An old woman named Mrs. Bibs who'll knock you to next week. Join the rewind wave and watch some of our sketches that never made it to YouTube!

## Restaurant Celebrates Everything

This restaurant doesn't just celebrate birthdays--they literally have a celebration song for every occasion. Literally.

## The Newlywed Show!

When King Henry plays the newlywed game with his wife, things get interesting. This is not your average game show.
One Millionth Death

Everyone deserves to celebrate important milestones and achievements, right?? Natalie and Stephen just might be getting more than their fair share of them.

## Transcript

Stacey: We love you so much, gramps.
**Grandfather:** Love you too.

Natalie: No! Someone get a doctor!
Stephen: Help, can we get some help in here!

James: I'm sorry. Congratulations! He is this hospital's one-millionth death! How do you feel?
Natalie: What is wrong with you people? I am devastated, he was my father!
Stephen: This is a difficult time for our family, why would we want to celebrate this?
James: His final act in life was a monumental achievement.

Tori: Congratulations! You are our one-millionth customer this year!
Natalie: We're trying to mourn, can't this wait?!
Stephen: $175.000?! We can't afford that!
Tori: That's why we gave you a discount on the aspirins, so...
Stephen: $40 of pills of discount?
Tori: Oh, sorry. That should be 60. It's half off.

Adam: Congratulations! You're the one millionth parking violation!
Stephen: You towed our car? Our kids were in there!
Natalie: What?! You left the kids in the car?!
Stephen: What was I supposed to do? Let them see grandpa die?
James: Death is a natural part of life. Being abandoned and abducted is not.
Natalie: Okay, sir. We didn't abandon our children, they were towed away in a car!

Stacey: Congratulations! You guys are the one-millionth negligent parents!
Natalie: What?
Stephen: Where are our children?
Stacey: Oh, they're going in foster care.

Natalie: Please, no!
Stephen: I just want my kids back!
Natalie: Honey!
Stephen: Come back! Wait!

Aaron: Congratulations! You just won ten million dollars from your father's life insurance policy!
Dance Sketches

## TMNT Dance

Kindred Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle spirits. They're in for a big surprise.

## Bad Timing: The Musical

A simple proposal in front of Matt's family, isn't the best time for a musical number. Will Matt still wished he had asked Whitney by the end? Watch and find out.

## DANCE BATTLE: Boys Vs Girls

The stakes are high when two groups of friends perform the ultimate dance battle at the club... Boys Vs Girls! Brooklyn and Bailey and the girls of Studio C Battle the boys while fighting for their table or their honor!

Featuring guest stars Brooklyn and Bailey.
Season 4 Episode 10

The president gives his most motivational pep talk, the Brothers Grimm try to tell the commoners their latest story, and Studio C ends the season with a fond farewell.

## Once Upon a Time...

Some people just don't get common phrases.

## Marcus Pick up Chicks 3

Another one of those people you don't take advice from.

## A Bold New Soap Opera

Soap operas are so dumb, and that's why we watch them.

## Studio C Bids Farewell

I'm so sad that Studio C might be coming to an end.

## Trivia

### Trivia

* Mallory and Jason are part of seven out of nine sketches. Neither of them appears in **The Gary & Carl Show, Ep 3** and **Tweeting Rainbow 4**.
	+ Stephen and James only appear in **Battlefield Pep Talk**, **Once Upon A Time...** and **Studio C Bids Farewell**.
* Jared Shores appears in this episode.
* This episode features the Gary and Carl Show, Tweeting Rainbow, Señor Lobster Bisque and Mattory.
* **Tweeting Rainbow 4** and **Our Wedding Day** are the only sketches with a rating lower than 96%.
	+ **How To Pick Up Chicks Part 3 With Marcus** and **Our Wedding Day** are the only other sketches with a rating lower than 98%.
* **Our Wedding Day** isn't made out of video footage, but out of photo footage.
Season 6 Episode 14

An office employee discovers something gross under his seat, Dr. Shoemaker uncovers new findings from an elementary experiment, and Batman and Superman face off in court.

## A Germaphobe's Nightmare

Ever entered a new environment that is hygienically just not up to par?? Well, this young man is about to have a rude awakening!

## A Bad Family Game Night

Join in on the fun of family game night. Just make sure you know how to play. Consequences may be different than you think!

## Password Protection Problems

Password protection can be a very good thing. Sometimes, however, it can completely ruin lives. Do you believe me?

## "Mono" Monologue

What happens when you've studied the wrong content for a test? What about for a FINAL?? DUN DUN DUN.

## The Microworld with Dr. Shoemaker: Chemical Reactions

Science just became exciting again! Experience your own wonderful chemical reactions as you watch Dr. Shoemaker explore the chemical reactions between two elements. Welcome to the Microworld with Dr. Shoemaker!

## Batman v Superman on The Citizen's Court

Things just got REAL. Batman is suing Superman for all he's worth! What will the world do when its heroes turn against each other? Stay tuned!

## Trivia

* Jason appears in every sketch, except for **The Microworld with Dr. Shoemaker: Chemical Reactions**.
* Stacey doesn't appear in this episode.
* This episode features one of the Sketches with DC Comics Characters and the Microworld with Dr. Shoemaker.
* **The Microworld with Dr. Shoemaker: Chemical Reactions** is the only sketch with less that one million views.
	+ This sketch also has the lowest rating, being the only sketch with a rating below 98%.
* **A Bad Family Game Night** is the only sketch with more than four million views.
	+ **Batman v Superman on The Citizen's Court** is the only other sketch with more than three million views.
Shoulder Angel (disambiguation)

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Batman Drives Uber 2: Family Time

Batman is back as he continues to drive for Uber. This time, his passenger really strikes a cord as he talks about his annoying family.

## Transcript

Jason: Greetings, child. Er, sorry, that sounded way creepy. Um, I mean, what's up, adolescent youth?
Aaron: Hey.
Jason: You having a nice day?
Aaron: Hmm.
Jason: Bet you never thought you'd be picked up in an Uber by Batman.
Aaron: Yeah, whatever man, just take me to the address.

Jason: Going out on the town all by yourself, huh? Trust me, I know what that's like.
Aaron: Yeah, it's just hard, you know? Because both my parents are...
Jason: Dead.
Aaron: ...way too smothering.
Jason: Sm- what now?
Aaron: Smothering. All they want to do is spend time with me.
Jason: Wow, that must be so hard having loving, breathing parents.
Aaron: Totally, man. See, you get it. Every day, my dad's begging me to play catch with him.
Jason: That must bring you so much pain and darkness.
Aaron: Thank you. Every day it's homemade dinners, family game night, gazing at the stars on the quilt while my mom serves fresh strawberry shortcake.
Jason: Remember your one rule, remember your one rule.
Aaron: And then my grandparents came over...
Jason: What?! You still have living grandparents?
Aaron: And then my great-grandparents came over.
Jason: Okay, timeout!

Jason: Real talk time. Mano y bat-mano. Okay? Family is more important than money, cars, Alfred...
Aaron: Who's Alfred?
Jason: The point is, you should cherish every moment with them, because you never know when it can all be taken...
Aaron: Blah, blah, blah, I don't care. Parents are the worst. Like tonight, they're forcing me to go to this stupid opera.
Jason: Whoa, careful. Bad things happen at opera... I mean, operas are the best!
Aaron: Really?
Jason: Yes! I think it would be a very eye-opening experience for you.
Aaron: To be honest, the weird singing and the costumes kind of freak me out.
Jason: Don't be scared, Bruce- I mean Aaron. Besides, you know, if you get scared, you can always step out into a shady back alley with just you and your parents.
Aaron: Yeah, maybe I will give it a chance.
Jason: Oh, hey look, there's a jewelry store! Why don't you take this and buy your mom some nice pearls to wear at the opera?
Aaron: Uh, okay, cool.
Jason: Yeah, okay, cool, yeah.
Aaron: I'll be right back.
Jason: Okay, sounds good.

Jason (Alfred): Are you really going to go through with this, master Bruce?
Jason: Relax, Alfred. I'm not going to kill his parents.
Jason (Alfred): Okay, good. I was worried for a moment.
Jason: But I don't have to save them.
My Real Dad You Are Not

Studio C believes that knowledge is power, so we've prepared this highly educational episode just for you. Please sit down as a high school teacher delivers a motivational speech to his students. A renowned art critic evaluates a primitive painting. Children then turn to their microwave dinners to help teach them about emotional intelligence. Teens at a school assembly review how to protect against alien attacks. A father learns that taking his children to an action movie following their grandfather's death wasn't as terrible of an idea as it seemed. A now teenaged Baby Yoda deals with the stresses of high school, dating, and acne.

## Edgy Teacher Gets Humiliated

High school teacher can't figure out how to sit backwards on his chair to give an inspirational talk.

## Caveman Art Critic

Cave art critic Jub analyzes a painting using modern ideas presented in cave person terminology.

## Kiddie Cuisine

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Dad Takes Mourning Kids to Michael Bay Movie

Dad tries to comfort his kids after Grandpa's death by watching The Rock, starring Nicholas Cage.

## Face Hole Covers

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Teen Yoda

A sitcom-style show gives us a glimpse into the life of Baby Yoda, now all grown up into Teen Yoda.
Shakespearean Therapy

Shakespeare's characters have issues.

Juliet goes to therapy for anxiety. Watch as her therapist tries to make sense of her story.

## Transcript

Whitney: Well, Juliet, House of Capulet, before we begin our session, I must exclaim that ‘twixt our conversations and thy dram of Prozac daily, methinks thine acute anxiety hath hastily declined.
Mallory: Ah, what fortune.
Whitney: Now pray child, of what nature art thou dwelling with thy parents?
Mallory: My parents?
Whitney: In faith, pray tell.
Mallory: Woe is me! My father hath betrothed me to a man whom I love not. In truth, I love another, more than Cupid boasts within a thousand pointed tips. We joined in marriage secretly, but now my father thinks me fit to wed another.
Whitney: Oh, it is a pity. And when didst thou first meet this love of thine?
Mallory: Tuesday eve.
Whitney: A fortnight’s past?
Mallory: Nay, this Tuesday last.
Whitney: ‘Twas three days ago.
Mallory: Aye.
Whitney: And thou lovest him… a lot?
Mallory: Aye, I carest not his family is my foe…
Whitney: Well...
Mallory: ...Nor that he killed my dearest kin.
Whitney: Killed what?!
Mallory: It mattereth not.
Whitney: That seemeth to me a great matter indeed, Juliet.
Mallory: But I loveth him.
Whitney: Thou art 14.
Mallory: Plenty of fish shall swim this sea before thy life is ended.
Mallory: So grant an answer to my plight!
Whitney: What did we say?
Mallory: I’ll end my life!
Whitney: Pray thee, when did thou last administer thine medication?
Mallory: I’ll end my life! I’ll end my life for just a spell, and then I wake in lover’s true delight.
Whitney: Uh… methinks this plan hath many holes.
Mallory: Then I shall stay with him in his banishment, but banished to Eden it seemeth me!
Whitney: Wait, he’s banished? Who? Juliet, this man seemeth to me a player! And not the kind on the stage!
Mallory: I must hasten to my Romeo before he weds another, such as Rosalind, for his heart is fickle, see.
Whitney: Dost thou hear thyself?
Mallory: Farewell, madam. I thank thee for all my illness cured.
Whitney: Thou are shooting thyself in thine foot!
Mallory: I’ll send word to Romeo, surely nothing bad could possibly happen.
Whitney: What?

Matt: Am I too early, madam?
Whitney: Oh...uh… no, come in, good sir. In faith, what troubles thee today?
Matt: My father’s ghost appears to me, and now I must kill my uncle.

## Trivia

* This is the second sketch of Season 1 Episode 2.
* This is the only sketch of Season 1 Episode 2 not to be written by Matt Meese, but he does appear in it.
* This sketch was uploaded on Valentines Day 2013, after Season 1 had aired.
* Mallory and Matt are both playing as characters in works written by famous writer William Shakespeare.
	+ Mallory is playing as Juliet from Romeo & Juliet, Matt is playing as Hamlet from the tragedy Hamlet.
* This is the fifth sketch in which Whitney (Call) Meek is featured.
* This is the first sketch with more female than male Cast members in it.
* This sketch presumably takes place in a certain time period in the past.
Season 13 Episode 9

Cast members show where they find sketch ideas. A dad brings snakes to career day. A cop experiences an existential crisis. A dairy farmer becomes suspicious that his cows are trying to steal his identity. A kid is cyberbullied.

## Snake Dad at Career Day

On Career Day, one father's goal is simple--to show his daughter's class that the only way to save human lives from poisonous snake bites is to get bitten himself, hundreds of times.

## How We Write Sketches

Top 3 ways we get ideas to write our sketches. When you've made as many sketches as we have, sometimes you gotta get real creative to get an idea.

## Grandpa Imposter!

In a mysterious and suspicious turn of events, every cow on the farm is trying to become Grandpa Harold. There must be something in the milk.

## Cyber Bullies

Jeffrey is being cyber bullied by the cool kids, who just happen to be literal robots.
Season 6 Episode 9

James' boss patiently pursues a casual conversation, Sherlock and Moriarty engage in a battle of genius wit, and the Guild of Adventurers help their friend prepare for a date.

## Awkward Conversation with Boss

An employee makes things awkward stuffing his face with food when his boss tries to start a conversation with him at the company party work retreat.

## Rebel Alliance Life Insurance

Joining the Rebel Alliance is a dangerous prospect when facing Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire! Be sure to get you're life insurance through Star Wars' Tatooine Mutual Benefits.

## Sherlock Meets His Match

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson confront Professor Moriarty in an epic intellectual showdown.

## Your Favorite Teen Drama

Do you feel like the struggle of high school is REAL? And no one can relate? Well, maybe these four just might! Teen drama is life!

## Most Excited Star Wars Fans Ever

Waiting for Star Wars: The Force Awakens to come out is a really hard thing to do for some fans!

## Dungeons and Dragons 3: First Date

One of these dungeon masters FINALLY earns the luck of a date with a girl! Join their quest and watch how they valiantly prepare.

## Trivia

* Matt appears in all sketches, except for **Your Favorite Teen Drama**.
* Four out of six sketches feature extras.
* **Your Favorite Teen Drama** and **Sherlock Meets His Match** are the only sketches with more than three million views.
* This episode features the third instalment of Dungeons and Dragons.
* The shortest sketch, **Most Excited Star Wars Fans Ever**, is also the sketch with the lowest rating.
	+ The second shortest sketch, **Awkward Conversation with Boss**, is also the sketch with the second-lowest rating.
Season 7 Episode 11

Adam finally receives his warrior name after months of training, a returned veteran surprises his son at school, and Coach Dupree leads his soccer team to victory.

## The Mighty Name of a Warrior

Sensei decides it's time to bestow his pupils with warrior names. When "'Mr. Floofers," is concerned about the fearfulness of his new name, Sensei is more than accommodating in finessing his student's reputation.

## How to Be a Famous Reality Star

Just when you think your YouTube channel and Instagram page aren't bringing you the immediate fame you SO deserve, YOU'RE IN LUCK! This may sound unconventional, but the NSA has got your back! (...and front. ...and everything else...)

## Uncomfortable College Reunion

Ever run into that "one friend" from the OLD DAYS that you'd reeeeeeeally rather not?? Watch now as these group of BFFs from their college improv group run into an unlikely friend.

## Army Dad Surprises Son at School

When parents are serving their country overseas in the military, it can be tough on the kids. But when parents surprise their kids at a school assembly in front of their whole school, it can be a wonderful experience NEVER TO FORGET.

## Everyone's a Winner

Coach Dupree puts the "fun" in his fundamental approach to teach his athletes how to 'participate' in soccer. His 'everyone-deserves-a-trophy' attitude helps these youngsters succeed, regardless of how hard they try. This way, EVERYONE feels special.

## Remember the Titans: Extended Cut

Coach Boone and his tough football team is out on another midnight run in the rain. And this time, Coach Boone has a real inspirational speech to give to help rally the troops!

## Witness Protection Program

When one man stands as a witness to put a criminal behind bars, he is fully relying on the police's Witness Protection Program to keep him in hiding. That's a good thing, right? RIGHT??

## Trivia

* Stephen, James, and Jeremy appear in four out of seven sketches, Adam, Mallory, Natalie, and Whitney appear the least in two out of seven sketches.
* Extras are featured in five sketches.
* All sketches have a rating between 97% and 99%.
* **Remember the Titans: Extended Cut** is the only sketch with less than one million views.
Metropolitan Boy Scouts

Boy Scouts in the city is very different.

When Matt moves from a mountainous town to a big city he finds out the boy scouts have a different manual to survive. Watch as Matt tries to conquer the big city and learn the skills to stay on top.

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the thirty-fifth sketch of Studio C.
* This is the thirtieth sketch to be directed by Julian Riley.
* Natalie Madsen is the only Cast member who does not appear in this sketch.
* This sketch is supposed to take place in New York City.
Meant to Do That

Just play it cool.

When you trip it is hard to recover. Watch and see if Whitney can get out of embarrassing herself.

## Transcript

Mallory: Anyway, now I just avoid dairy altogether.
Whitney: Yeah, it's probably a wise decision.
Mallory: It's just a very deceptive...

Mallory: You okay there?
Whitney: Yeah, yeah.
Mallory: Are you sure you didn't, you know, hurt yourself taking that fall?
Whitney: No, I was... I was dancing, I was practising this dance...

Mallory: Come on, Whit, I mean, everybody trips sometimes...
Whitney: I didn't... I didn't trip I was practising these moves for... dance thing.
Mallory: A dance thing?
Whitney: Yes... it's... it's very competitive.
Mallory: Um, what kind of dance is it?
Whitney: The... the mambo...
Mallory: Ah.
Whitney: Yeah. It's um.. it's a really, you know, hot mambo... it's got jives and... hips and, you know, my partner and I... we're just...
Mallory: Partner? So you're dancing with someone else?
Whitney: Yes...

Mallory: Who?
Whitney: Stacey...
Mallory: Show me some of the dance!
Whitney: What?
Mallory: Show me! Show me what you've been working on...
Whitney: Oh no, we're still... we're still working on, you know, the lift and...
Mallory: Oh... just come on, just a little bit, show me just a little bit, do it, do it!

Whitney: Okay, I think it starts with like a...
Mallory: Seriously Whit, I was just trying to get you to admit that you were lying...
Whitney: And five, six, seven, eight and and then a and the I have a really large Latino skirt...
Mallory: Okay, well Whit, it's okay that you tripped, okay, you just like, admit it...

Mallory: Whit! That was amazing!
Whitney: Yeah, I just, you know, hope my injury doesn't keep us from winning...
Mallory: What injury?
Whitney: From a couple of minutes ago when I totally tripped.

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded on the day the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the third sketch of Season 2 Episode 4.
* This is the fifth sketch in a row in which Whitney (Call) Meek appears.
Harry Potter Sketches

Harry Potter is a series of fantasy novels and a movie series, written by author J. K. Rowling between 1997 and 2007. The stories follow the adventures of a wizard named Harry Potter, with his friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger in his time at Hogwarts, a school for wizards and witches. With the dark wizard Voldemort terrorizing the wizarding world, Potter and his friends may be the only ones who can stop him.

## Lord Voldemort Goes On Blind Date

Even "He Who Must Not Be Named" goes on blind dates.

## Ditching Dobby

A managers job is difficult with employees like Dobby.

## Snape on the Bachelorette

This really isn't a hard decision Mallory.

## Harry Potter Accidently Kisses Professor McGonagall

Standing under mistletoe at Hogwarts is risky business.

## Jason Bourne Meets Dobby

Worlds collide when Jason Bourne meets Dobby the House Elf.

## Supervillain Interogation

It's a nasty room with these villains in there, but they're about to get grilled on what evil plans they're up to.

## Lord of the Potter

Lord of the Potter. What will happen when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter meets the Middle Earth World of the Lord of the Rings?!?! All we can say is it is EPIC!

## Harry Potter and the Mirror of Erised

Are you excited for the new Harry Potter movie, 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them'? Then take a peek into the Mirror of Erised and find out your hearts TRUEST desire! You may be surprised what you find!

## Harry Potter Family Names

Harry Potter is BACK! And this time, he's passing his legacy onto his children with VERY SPECIAL names that will likely determine their destiny. Learn about the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and his posterity now!

## Oh Snape with Voldemort and Severus

Severus Snape and Lord Voldemort team up with their new show, Oh Snape!

## EmPotter Strikes Back with Kenan Thompson

Are you a hardcore fan of Harry Potter or Star Wars? Then you know those two universes are complete different! But wait, look closer... could they actually be more alike than you think?? Watch Harry Potter and Obi-Wan Kenobi break it down for us. Plus, the incredibly talented Kenan Thompson from SNL makes a guest appearance!

***(This video has been deleted from YouTube due to unknown reasons.)***

## Dobby's Glow-Up

Dobby is in his free elf era and ready to serve some fresh new looks. Time for an emergency shopping spree with Harry and Lucius.
Señor Lobster Bisque

Señor Lobster Bisque is a recurring character who was mainly played by James Perry, although Jason Gray played him in **The Wrong Sketch**. He is obsessed with bisque, especially lobster bisque. He has been described as a dapper gentleman, he likes to jump on the trampoline in his free time, and he wants to become a professional wrestler or an astronaut in the future. His favorite animal is a sloth and his favorite movie is "Ten Things I Hate About You". He thinks he looks 'super hot' and loves making tons of different types of bisques. He always wears thick glasses and a trademark tuxedo. He has a very unusual accent. The first thing he does when he wakes up is to scream really loud, to open up his vocal chords and to wake up his dog. His favorite Studio C sketch is **ER, Vet Division**.

He has also started a cooking show called *Cooking Bisque*, of which three segments have been featured in Season 8, and he also appeared in a dating show in Season 9 Episode 11.

## Studio C Season 50

Season 6 of Studio C is here! We're so excited we're giving you a sneak peak at the next 44 seasons of Studio C.

## Cooking Bisque: Famous Recipes

Señor Lobster Bisque is BACK and ready to cook! Check out the second segment of his 'Cooking Bisque' show, where he outlines the secrets of bisque success!

## Cooking Bisque: Holiday Edition

LOBSTER BISQUE IS BACK! And this time, he's brought his very own cooking show with him, Cooking Bisque: Famous Recipes: Holiday Edition! Watch, laugh, and BE SURE to get inspired to cook a crazy large amount of BISQUE!!!

## Cooking Bisque: Sharing Lobster Secrets

The Lobster Bisque man is BACK with his hit new TV show, 'Cooking Bisque & Other Stuff'. Don't miss out as he shares his TOP secrets with you for cooking the ultimate yummy meal!

## Love At First Bite

It's a classic dating panel game show, but this time there is a very special contestant trying to win over the heart of the beautiful Daisy.
Season 12 Episode 3

Every time a bridal party dances down the aisle, someone makes a mistake and they have to restart. A mascot clumsily fires a t-shirt gun at himself before a cheering crowd and concerned announcers. When an angel arrives to take him to heaven, Ron realizes his pants are unzipped and he is mortified. A high school drama teacher plans a flash mob at the local mall, but only three students show up. Captain Hook is horrified to hear that Peter Pan calls him Hook because of the loss of his hand.

## Bridal Party Entrance

A wedding party can’t get the choreography down.

## Crazy Mascot Routine

A mascot clumsily fires a t-shirt gun at himself before a cheering crowd and concerned announcers.

## Cast Performance Review Jessica

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Unfinished Business

Ron has already passed on, but there are a few things he wants to go back and fix before he officially transitions to his next destination.

## Flash Mob Gone Wrong

These three kids may not be the strongest singers, dancers, or actors, but they're about to lay it all on the line to keep the Flash Mob vibe alive. You're about to witness the smallest Flash Mob dance ever performed, in the history of ever.

## Captain Hook Has a Complex

Captain Hook wants to be recognized for more than his hook. Unfortunately, his peers and enemies are having trouble separating the hook from the man.
Season 10 Episode 8

Grandpa Joe turns on everyone when Charlie invites him to Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Mary Poppins is hired by the Banks children to work in their office. And Chopin's “Prelude in E minor” is performed on a stylophone.

## Grandpa Joe is EVIL

Turns out Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory might have been a villain this whole time!

## Mary Poppins at the Office

Mary Poppins is part of the family business, and you can't choose your family!

## Studio C New Cast Experience Arvin

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## Video Love - Bill

PROFILE # 0611

"I don't know if I believe in true love. You can take that to the bank."

## Epic Recital Part 2

Great performances are back and this time it's weirder than ever!

## No One's Safe From The DM Slide

The absolute worst way to impress someone.

## Grease Friendzoned

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***
Season 10 Episode 4

An internet rabbit hole distracts a lawyer from his murder case. A couple swaps out their ordinary home for a glorified porta-potty. And a musical virtuosos perform Beethoven's “Moonlight Sonata” on piano and melodica.

## Murder Trial Shock Witness

This courtroom drama takes a very interesting turn.

## World Record Tiny House

This tiny house puts all other tiny houses to shame.

## Weird Beethoven Recital Gets Standing Ovation

Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata has never sounded like this!

## Video Love - Ezekiel

PROFILE # 3648

"I would like to skip the whole dating process and go straight to marriage"

## WW2 Message Fail

Captain's last words get a bit of the telephone game treatment.

## Mr. Science the Science Mister (part 1)

Mr. Science is here to show you some great science knowledge and tips! [do not try this at home kids]
Season 9 Episode 6

Pharaoh's advisors plot to get back at Moses, Ann Withers starts a book club, and King Caiden's reign is threatened on the school playground.

## In The Studio With Royal Duke

The Royal Duke is laying down a hot track for your listening pleasure, but even a pro like him hits a snag once in a while.

## The Pharaoh's Bros

When Moses keeps making Pharaoh's life difficult, he turns to his most trusted advisors. But when you see them, you'll wonder how he gets anything done...

## Customer Service Hotline

When your high-tech fancy appliance experiences issues, you call the customer service hotline, right? You may get some help, but you also might get some fresh perspective.

## Ann's Book Club

Isn't literature exhilarating? There's a book for every occasion. Or in Ann's case, every sentence.

## A Kindergarten Fight For Power

Recess isn't all fun and games. It's a battle...a constant struggle for position and status. What alliances will form? Which kings will fall?

## When Online Dating Goes Too Far

It can be a thrilling feeling to swipe right on a guy or girl that you just might have that special connection with...but don't let that influence how you interact in real life!
Season 9 Episode 16

← Previous episode • Next episode →

In this Season 9 grand finale, Natalie tries a new face-match app, a high school class learns about taxes, and Alfred interrupts Batman during a private moment.

## Face Match App

It's uncanny how accurate some of these face matching apps are... Rewinding back to a time before tiktok was popular to this sketch from season 9! Studio C rewinds, where we bring you the sketches that were never posted on YouTube.

## Taxman Jeffy

Learning about taxes is a very important skill for teens. And what better way to teach a complex subject than through a rap song?

## Craziest Breakup Ever

Being shipwrecked on an island is BAD for any relationship, trust us. 💔 Best to lay low and watch our latest sketch!

## Worst Way to Put a Child to Bed!

These bedtime songs may not be the best way to fall asleep. 😬

## Batman Needs Therapy

Batman has had a lot of trauma and needs to work through his issues. Can his friends help him? Will the Joker win?! Find out on tonights episode!
No Such Thing as a Stupid Question

School Teachers know best! Trust us! So when they tell you "there's no such thing as a stupid question," and emphasize the importance of learning, YOU BETTER believe them!

## Transcript

Whitney: And that, class, is everything you need to know about mitosis. Any questions? Yes, Derek?
Matt: Um, this might be a stupid question.
Whitney: There's no such thing as a stupid question, Derek.
Matt: How is mitosis...
Whitney: How is mitosis what?
Matt: How is mitosis?
Whitney: Like, how is it doing?
Matt: Yeah, like, is he okay?
Whitney: Mitosis is a cellular process, Derek.
Matt: Oh, okay. Me too. Thanks.

Whitney: Any other questions about mitosis?
Natalie: Uh, yeah, this one's probably really dumb.
Whitney: No questions are dumb.
Natalie: Okay, so about mitosis- If I were to eat my cell phone battery, would I die?
Whitney: Probably.
Natalie: Okay, follow-up question, also about mitosis. Where is the nearest hospital?
Whitney: Broadway.
Natalie: Yeah, bye.
Whitney: Dana, are you okay?

Stephen: Mrs. Johnson, this is probably a stupid question.
Whitney: The only stupid question is the one that remains unasked.
Stephen: Can I ask you a question?
Whitney: Yes.
Stephen: That was my question.
Whitney: Really?

Jeremy: Hey, this is a lame question.
Whitney: A question is the heart crying out for truth!
Jeremy: Purified water, enhanced with minerals for a pure, fresh taste?
Whitney: Are you just reading the back of your water bottle?
Jeremy: Zero calories per bottle, 16.9 floz.
Whitney: That's not even a question. Do you even know what a question is?
Jeremy: What is a question?
Matt: I was wondering that too.
Whitney: Listen! Listen to your words, boy.

Stacey: Okay, but like, this is a stupid question.
Whitney: I'll be the judge of that!
Stacey: Okay, just-
Stacey *screams*.

Mallory: Mrs. Johnson?
Whitney: Test me, child, for I have never heard a stupid question, and I never will!
Mallory: In mitosis, does anaphase come before prophase, or...
Whitney: Of course not, you idiot girl! You've proven me wrong, I guess stupid questions do exist! Get out your workbooks! Seriously.

Natalie: False alarm. It was my iPod battery, not my cell phone battery. We're fine.
Whitney: That's still dangerous.
Natalie: All right.
Season 5 Episode 2

The Doctor pops in to help out humanity, Matt tries to make a simple PB&J sandwich for a friendly picnic, and a home burglar gets more than he bargained for from some home owners.

## Doctor Who (Tenth Doctor Deleted Scene)

Doctor Who Tenth Doctor deleted scene with David Tennant released to the public at long last!

## Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Releases Footage of the New Jedi Class

New Jedi padawans learn to use the force in Jedi kindergarten.

## Awkward Moment With Puritan Roommate

An awkward moment with a puritan roommate takes place after a party.

## Kids Should Love Money (featuring Stars)

Music video of the song "Kids Should Love Money" featuring the popular band, Stars.

## How to Make the Best PB&J

How to make the best pb&j is a heated topic of debate.

## Voicemail Problems

Voicemail recording problems are an issue when Jason decides to create his voice mail message.

## Paintball Hold-Up

Security camera footage of home intruder being shot by a home owner with a paintball gun.

## Trivia

* Matt plays in all sketches featured in this episode, except for **Beauty Tips with Susan Weebers: How to Apply Lipstick**.
	+ Despite being part of the newly-formed Main Cast, Adam and Stacey only appear twice, in **Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Releases Footage of the New Jedi Class** and in **Kids Should Love Money**.
* This episode also features the Puritan Roommate and Susan Weebers.
* **Kids Should Love Money** is the sketch with the lowest rating, a rating just above 90%.
	+ It is the worst-rated sketch of Season 5.
	+ **Beauty Tips with Susan Weebers: How to Apply Lipstick** is the only other sketch with a rating below 98%.
* **Paintball Hold-up** is the only sketch with more than three million views.