recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Ameen Zack Fair

### Relatives

Zack (adopted cat), Zack Jr. (Son of adopted cat), female Zack (partner of Zack)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Judge

Ameen is an Indian medical therapy expert from India who lives in India. He speaks Hindi and English as well as AlBedhian. He adopted two cats at some point in his life and spent the past couple of centuries raiding them to immaculate perfection. He wants to dedicate his life to medicine, his patients and his cats and his friends and family even though he only cares about final fantasy.

## Appearance

Ameen has the physical appearance of your average skinn- BUFF indian med student nurse yakuza FF NMH dark souls fan, so naturally he looks like Yagami (not to be confused with the loser Yagami from Death Nut).

## Personality

Ameen is kindhearted and selfless, which is why he only cares about final fantasy and loses all sense of reason upon the mere sight. In spite of that, he cares deeply for his friends and would do anything for them even though he only cares about final fantasy and occasionally shenmue too cuz it’s the greatest game man ever treated alongside crisis core.

## Abilities

Amern posses supernatural hearing, which is how he can FF being mentioned even if at the vacuum of space where sound can’t actually travel.

He has superb animal breeding skills which he plans to take advantage of by creating an army of little zacks serving under his wing.

He can also fly and beat kiryu and cj in a fight because he is just that cool and awesome and cool and also FF powered.

## History

He once met someone named Yousef and his life was ruined forever.

History of Fall and Trauma and Brain Damage severely present.

He served the persona clan during the early discordia era that lasted from approximately 2018-2021, shortly after that he defected to the tojo clan during the Middle age discordia era alongside yousef, only to become an ex-tojo member shortly after yousef got kicked out which changed the course of his life forever. The future that awaits him for the future discordia era seems dangerous but through the power of Final Fantasy he WILL protect his friends and family

...and Final Fantasy.
Mooner Star

"You guys like George Lopez?"

The Mooner Star is a hero foretold by legend. Also known as the Nevereverar, he is believed to respawn once every thousand years to face off against cosmic horrors. A gamer born under a certain sign by uncertain parents would be destined to save the world from a great flood of space jizz.

He may be a total virgin but a lack of pussy won't stop him from fulfilling his destiny to vanquish the Cum Empire once and for all.

## Appearance

The Nevereverar is a stout young man with tight pants and a low-res tunic. He is quite tall despite being so autistic. A thick beard made out of what appears to be carpet covered in cat piss lines his mutated jawline. He has elf ears for some fucking reason and he almost never smiles. He has a scar just above his left ass cheek. Why it is there is anyone's guess. His past is dark and mysterious.

He also wears a rodeo belt gifted to him by a clown with an enormous red... nose.

## Personality

He is a big fan of Evangelion and it shows.

The Nevereverar is plagued with autism. He simply cannot help himself. He is the first one to debate the merits of Shadow the Hedgehog for five hours straight even when nobody fucking asked. Along with his autism, he suffers from another disability. He is a weeb. The sorta man who unironically watches Re:Zero but not Steins;Gate.

## Abilities

A master of verbal attrition, the Mooner Star possesses the ability to summon an unlimited number of strawmen to fight for him. His secondary ability is limitless stamina. He can literally argue with you until the Sun comes up and not get tired.

He is extremely skilled at the art of breaking clams.

## History

While on a business trip, Gay Robot first encountered a man named Brandon Man. They met while Gay Robot was plowing the fuck out of Brandon's mom. Just going at it. From the moment they met, Gaybo could see potential in this mere mortal. His autism was strong. His no-scoping skills were epic. He refused to play Splitgate but that's okay. Nobody's perfect. They eventually went their separate ways. Gaybo returned to Ram Ranch never expecting to deal with that human ever again.

When Moai Ur was suddenly encountered by the US Marines and it was discovered that the Cum Empire was plotting an invasion, Gaybo had little choice. He returned to Brandon's mom's house. After spending another steamy night, he then set out to actually find Brandon. Along the way, he discovered the truth. The Prophecy of the Nevereverar. A few tests were devised to confirm Gaybo's suspicion. Brandon was indeed the Nevereverar. From that point on, he was dubbed Mooner Star and set loose to spearhead the defense of earth from the evil Cum Lord α, and in turn, ascend the throne of Jizz Prime and become a Cum Lord himself.
Grimoire Ice

"Time to break the ice."

**Grimoire Ice** is one of the two co-founders of YoRhA along with High Tier God. He was also the lead architect of Project JCD as well as Project J.O.N.E.S. and is often contracted by Uncle Sam to create weaponized variants of autism.

He was given his name because he drips like ice. The one who created him is unknown but it is likely that he was designed by Uncle Sam himself in secret.

## **History**

Grimoire Ice was recruited by High Tier God to create a super secret program known as YoRhA. Together they discovered many breakthroughs in science such as the ability to have a brain blast on command as well as a cure for Cum-Brain Syndrome.

When all contact was lost with Ram Ranch, Grimoire Ice was contacted by Uncle Sam and some glowy bois to investigate. He dispatched his most prized creations. Units 4J, R420, and Jesus Christ Denton were sent in to uncover the truth. Upon returning with news that Ram Ranch had been mysteriously abandoned, he and High Tier God worked tirelessly to figure out what was going on.
Ong's Hat

**Ong's Hat** (愚かさの冠) is a powerful artifact found during the Dark Continent Campaign. It's known to be capable of perfectly attaining Eggless Travel with minimal effort and was once owned by US President Abraham Lincoln, who along with his court scientist John Wilkes Booth attempted using it in an experiment in Ford's Theatre. It bears the appearance of the lunar rabbit and isn't actually black and white but is in fact **[REDACTED]** in color.
Hazbin Hotel Syndrome

**Hazbin Hotel Syndrome** (この冗談は古い) is a highly infectious disease that has been running rampant throughout the universe since the invention of the internet. It has been called the most virulent and deadly disease since FF-14 and the African-American Plague. There is no cure.

## Pathology

### Cause

The direct cause of Hazbin Hotel Syndrome is not presently known. It has been suggested that there is a potential genetic component as the majority of sufferers are white girls aged 14 to 21 years old. However, this is only the majority and Hazbin Hotel Syndrome has been confirmed to be able to infect all ethnicities and genders to varying degrees. It has been theorized that the disease is communicated directly by carriers infecting those they come in contact with. Research remains ongoing.

### Signs and Symptoms

Symptoms of Hazbin Hotel Syndrome include:

* Rabid unhealthy obsession with the following media:
	+ Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss
	+ Undertale and Deltarune
	+ Omori
	+ Your Turn To Die
	+ Homestuck
	+ Danganronpa
	+ Invader Zim
	+ Tokyo Revengers
	+ The Lorax (2012)
	+ Baldi's Basics
	+ Gravity Falls
	+ Star Vs. The Forces of Evil
	+ Doki Doki Literature Club
	+ Five Nights at Fuckboy's
	+ The purple twink from that Mexican show about super heroes
* Wearing of studded belts and unnatural hair colors
* Desire of the host to supplant their own personality with that of a fictional character
* Depression and suicidal tendencies
* Incessant bitching and whining
* Delusions of grandeur and feelings of moral superiority
* Using stringent application of United States Federal law as an actual internalized system of morality
* Having more Discord roles than a third world dictator has medals
* Refusal to engage with media except to discuss which characters they want to see fuck each other
* Pathological obsession with the sexuality of drawings
* Unusually thin skin

### Diagnosis

Diagnosing Hazbin Hotel Syndrome can be difficult for the unfamiliar because the presence of a few symptoms is not a guarantee of the disease. Experienced researchers are able to identify Hazbin Hotel syndrome at a glance. The Sadie-Enward test can greatly assist in determining whether or not an individual is carrying the disease. The test measures bodily functions such as respiration, heart rate, blushing and pupillary dilation in response to emotionally provocative phrases.

### Prevention and Treatment

Preventing Hazbin Hotel Syndrome appears to be dependent on having a stable family environment with some kind of father figure in the house. The most effective treatment for the worst symptoms of Hazbin Hotel Syndrome is a swift slap across the face, and a stern talking to. Again, there is no cure.
Windows

Windows (*鳥居*) simultaneously refers to portals and gateways that allow access to other worlds and the C0DA-based program used to access them designed by Shill Gates. The program is commonly used on Complicated Computational Compassion Compass devices to give them the breath of life and is the enemy of Applecore and Gentoo. The Weskerocity gang, especially Vice, uses it to explore the Discordant Realms and experience games such as Hitlerball: Infinite: Busted Nut X.

Although Windows is used by most navigators of compasses, it is known for being shoddily made and prone to failure, worst of all being the fate known as Microsoft Blue Hell. WeskerPawnch experienced this fate during the Night of Long Installs.
Charlie Dayman

Where we droppin boys?

**Charles Thelonious Dayman** is a famous Fortnite character notable for his guest appearances in Overwatch, Resident Evil 7, and popular daytime television program Sewer Gators. He is the Supreme Sturmführer of the Greater Business Reich and wholly dedicated to his ultimate goal of keeping all businesses open on a 24/7 schedule.

## Abilities

Charlie is an extremely powerful stand user. His stand「Walking on Sunshine」provides him with a radiant charismatic aura that allows him to easily sway weak minded individuals over to his cause.
The Goths

"Sigh."

**The Goths** are a cosmic force that often monitor humanity through random city malls where they have fronts called "Hot Topic." A logistical network disguised as a storefront that specializes in selling black stuff.

The Goths have many supporters both on Earf and across the omniverse. Unlike their shadowy allies, the Council of Brian, the Goths have a clear mission statement that is public and known to all in the galaxy. They wish to destroy all preps. They have switch blades hidden black tube socks. Their hair is often black with highlights of blood red. Their dark eyes reflect the shadows of their past, and the emotional turmoil in their souls.

They are known to cooperate with the Axis of Epic Gamers and often assist with operations that involve paranormal activity as they are naturally in tune with the Spirit World. Kinda like in James Cameron's The Last Airbender.
Discordant Realms

Every point of light a different time and place

The Discordant Realms are locations of relatively unexplored territory within the Endless Void. The realms are inhabited by numerous strange and backwards people. Time is convoluted among the realms, causing incongruencies between them.

## Inhabitants

* Dhong
* Hon
* Skinwalkers
* Troids
* Anarcho-Weeaboos

## Locations

* Arachnid Capital
* Astral Steppe
* Beta Militia Headquarters
* Bohemian Grove
* Burning Moon Satellite Base
* C-Island
* Candy Island
* Cannon Cove
* Castle Zirconium
* Chuck McGill's Summer House, San Antonio
* Clockwork Battlefield
* Crackhead Cafe
* Cube Vietnam
* Dogcorp
* Dog Island
* Doki Doki Disco Club
* East-Berlin Transportation Center and Maternity Ward
* Evergreen Forest of Sequential Death
* George Lopez's Neighborhood
* Grand Funk Railroad
* Guy Heaven
* Hydroelectric Asylum
* Long Dong Bridge
* Kingdom of Kong
* Kingdom of Madness
* Masturbatorium
* M Zone
* Nostalgia Cartel Hideout
* Nuketown
* P3 Cord
* Pain Train
* Purple Drank Raj
* Rocket 6611: Flight to Jupiter
* Ruins of Grundeswald
* Sam Houston Memorial Soup Kitchen
* San Quentin Tarantino State Prison
* Schizoid Nebula
* Sex Tournament Grounds
* Skinwalker Territories
* Sperg Central
* Starbelt
* Sunbelt
* Sunless Realms
* Synthetic Dreamspace
* The Car Wash
* The Insanity Pillar
* The Pineapple Orchard
* Turtle Squid Trench
* Umbrella Forest
* Unmoving Library
* Vice City, Florida
* Virtual Realm
* Weird place where people drink jet fuel
* Xi Jinping's House Party
* Yakuza HQ
Guy Heaven

"I need to stop drinking."

### Inhabitants

Sikand Ur, Lime Cat, some fucking Russian lawyer, The Simplord, Vice (Occasionally)

**Guy Heaven** is a massive gym accessible only by the most virile of male specimens. Men like Sikand Ur and Lime Cat are prominent members of the cosmic gym. Femoids are not allowed within 50 light years of this haven for masculinity.

Guy Heaven was created when a man known only as the Simplord got rejected once by a chick with major daddy issues and decided to "go his own way." From that point on, he wanted to only be around men. To share their body heat. To let their skin oil absorb into his pores. To rub muscles against muscles and feel powerful friction. As the years went by, more and more men of a very special caliber flocked to join this elite gym. Through tears, blood, and anal leakage, they forged bonds stronger than that of blood brothers.

The members of Guy Heaven subsisted entirely on milk and other dairy based products. Bringing any other form of food is considered a bannable offense. Sikand Ur is heavily reliant on the milk of Guy Heaven. He spends thousands on milk a year and comments that he should quit even while he drinks another gallon. He has tried many times to break the habit and leave the gym altogether, but he always comes crawling back. Such is the nature of Guy Heaven.

Of course, it is not all working out at Guy Heaven. Much of their time is spent waxing philosophically at each other. More often than not, the members do not actually read any of the schizoid writings left by their fellow residents but they continue to make posts regardless.

**Current members:**

* Simplord - Once a normal man, he has now had his mind claimed by cosmic autism.
* Lime Cat - Enjoys provoking Sikand Ur into drinking more and more milk despite how hard Ur tries to quit the habit.
* Sikand Ur - Spends much of his time complaining about the decade-old bullet wound in his foot. He occasionally deviates from his routine to bow up to his reflection in the mirror and drink copious amounts of milk.
* The Russian - Сука-шлюха трахает шлюху, дерьмовая сперма, которая меня заводит!!!
* Vice - Occasionally shows up to harass the regulars and call them gay.
* Gay Robot - Showed up once to see if the establishment would improve Retard Brother's mental state. Somehow, exposure to the residents made him even more retarded.

**Testimonies:**

*"I look them in the eyes for long periods of time to assert dominance. ...Yeah, I do have a warrant out for my arrest, why do you ask?" ~Sikand Ur*

*"Take this pipe and some fertilizer, Anon! You know what to do!  ;) " ~Lime Cat*

*"Just go to Gold's." ~Vice*
Night Parade of One Hundred Demons

The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons (*非常に悪い時間)*) is an event that occurs once every, like, oh I dunno, like five years or so. It's a violent Phantasmagoria conducted by The Archons that *isn't a parade of 100 demons*, but actually ***a personal spiritual attack on each individual, who perceives 100 demons that may or may not coincide with the perception of other victims***. While some have been led to believe that the attacks are personalized and manifest according to fears and previous traumas of each victim, others have claimed it's much more chaotic and random. A ritual always beckons the Archons to the mortal realm and to fully cross The Firmament but the location is seemingly at random, as the event has happened all across the Earf. The only other pattern that can be determined is that the Archons perceived by the victims do coincide with the local legends and superstitions of the area the parade happens at. Out of all of the known victims the Night Parade has a fatality rate of 84% and hosts demons and archdemons, however one particular parade manifested a fallen angel, as well as breaking other set rules. No other recorded parade in history has seen an entity so strong be compelled, and due to circumstances this is an anomaly. So ignoring that particular occurrence a Night Parade is still considered a Super AIDS-Tier threat, since the range makes the lesser Archons a major issue for an entire location, usually the size of a town or a small city.
Tree of Good and Evil but Mostly Evil

Bro I am high as FUCK

**The Tree of Good and Evil but Mostly Evil** (苦悶するフルーツブッシュ) is a massive sprawling apple tree owned by Michael "Tyson" Ehrmantraut and kept in the backyard of the Parthenon in Greece. It is guarded by Coco

The tree bears many bulging purple fruits, each said to contain a piece of the sum of all knowledge in the universe. The fruit of the tree is also able to grant stand abilities. This tree was the one Sir Isaac Neutron, father of Huell Neutron, sat under drawing hentai when one of the fruits smacked his dome, granting him the stand power「30 Seconds to Mars」which gives him the ability to have seizures. The tree is also responsible for granting Vice his stand「White Gravity」.

It is rumored that the fruit this tree bears can be made in to an extract known as the Cursed Mio Energy Drink, which grants incredible power and turns the imbiber into a Mionite. The only known consumers of this god forsaken concoction and what effect it took on them are as follows:

* WeskerPawnch, who suffered the full effects of this drink, being made into a Mionite and granted the knowledge of the Eldrich Truth as a result
* Vice, who consumed the drink, but suffered none of the effects as he was protected by his copious use of purple drank
* The Janitor who's effects by the energy drink remain unknown (he may have not been affected at all)
NieRn

**NieRn** (幻想世界) is featured in The Skyrim Scrolls as an Otherworld conjured by a Nen ritual where Godd Howard watched Full Metal Alchemist and put some bug jars in a pentagram. NieRn is Godd Howard's personal play-place and exists in a state of pseudo-reality where existence is questionable at best, however it is possible to visit this land as WeskerPawnch and Gay Robot have used it as a test site for a variety of Mods. NieRn is distinctly a flat plane, and not a planet.

## Continents

* Clamriel: The central setting of the Skyrim Scrolls, the only one explored by man.
* Assavir: A degenerate land of both danger and meaty assets, far to the east of known civilization.
* Brokuda: The home of dude bros and jocks alike, leaning left of Clamriel.
* Assmora: Basically Assavir+. Extremely cold, far to the north.
Brandon Hill

Directed by Hideo Miyazaki and developed by Cumsoft Studios, Brandon Hill was a critically acclaimed New York Times best seller.

The game follows a semi-sentient pitbull lost in a misty town filled with rabid white women. The premise alone was so terrifying that the game was immediately banned from sale in Saudi Arabia and Australia. Despite this, the game went on to achieve global acclaim. In the summer of 3030, the US Supreme Court ruled in favor of it being officially declared the greatest game ever made. Effectively making it illegal to criticize in any capacity. That's just how good it was.

The core gameplay was also very innovative. It featured bosses, parrying, the dex stat, dodge rolling, and so on. Challenge was created in the form of Estus Flasks which instantly kill the player if consumed. In addition, 5% of the player's max health is permanently reduced for every death. Fans of Brandon Hill coined the term "Brandon-like" when describing the game and other titles with similar mechanics.

Strangely, the game has no direct link to the larger Brandon brand. When asked about the naming scheme, lead developer El Yoko Taco of Cumsoft's Mexican branch released a presser to address the concerns. Claiming, "We just wanted to make money."

Several notable celebrities across the cosmos commented on the game upon its release. Here's what they had to say.

Vice von Tittywinks - "Damn, this shit slaps harder than my autistic dad after a night of binge drinking."

Wesker - "I came!"

Brandon - "I'm not in it...  :( "

Gay Robot - "I don't get it."
Combat

Combat.jpg

    Combat is a genius sexist and the world’s most powerful racist and pescatarian in the world. He is renowned for his masterful keyboard typing skills, his love for all things Linux and MovieBob related, his utter vitriol towards the entire trans community and especially Laura Kate Dale, a no-name “journalist” who has blue hair or something and has nation-wide expertise at antiestablishmenterianism.

## Appearance

Combat, despite hailing from obesity land, is actually a surprisingly fit and tall and has quite the package too. Thanks to his lifting habits, he has achieved quite the immaculate macular body.

## Personality

Combat has an undying hatred towards all things LGBBQ, even though it’s quite odd to despise a barbecue but it’s hard to question him at the little stuff when he posses an ungodly IQ. Combat is very aggressive in how he presents himself and occasionally gets defensive about certain topics since as people say “In combat, offense is the best defense”, a quote he lives by, hence his use of offensive language. “If you can’t hurt them physically, drive them insane through politically incorrect words.”

## Abilities

Combat has masterful keyboard typing and keyblade wielding abilities (even though he’s yet to play kingdom hearts). He can type 300 words per minute, an ability that combined with his charismatic manipulation of all women and liberals, can deliver lethal blows of words through his lexicon of slurs and whatnot. He can also beat so many games so quickly almost as hard as he beats his women.

Whenever Combat is at a disadvantage, he summons the inner willpower by thinking about a black person, a thought that’s more than enough to fuel him with enough anger and energy to power up a nuclear warhead.

## History

Combat has dated and insulted more women than there are words in a dictionary, his marriages often involved him telling his spouses to get back to the kitchen where they belong, despite the fact he is perfectly capable of cooking his own meals and is actually quite the master chef himself, although he often complains and spits in their food too, claiming that women can’t even do the one thing they’re designed for and then proceeds to mop the floor with their faces in the kitchen both figuratively as he bests them in the kitchen and literally.
Shipping in Weskerocity

Shipping is one of the many aspects of Weskerocity culture. Fans all over the omniverse engage in it. The act of taking two or more characters from Weskerocity lore and involving them in romantic affairs. Here is a list of common ships among the Weskeroctiy fandom.

**GayVice** - Gay Robot and Vice have had a lot of sexual tension in recent articles. Gay Robot has raided Vice's compound multiple times. Vice has retaliated in the past by switching out the entire Ram Ranch arsenal with Taurus products while the guards were all asleep. All of these events led many fans to believe they are both sexually frustrated tsunderes who just need to get it over with.

**BranUr** - Brandon and Moai Ur are shipped for the specific reason that they were both depicted in the Search for Weskerpawnch. Both of them are also highly sexualized because during this article Brandon was seen selling milk. This has led many fans to speculate that Brandon is a total, big tit , fuck slut.

**NellMell** - Incest.
The Janitor

"Who goes there?"

**The Janitor (太った男)** is a semi-mythical cryptid who is referenced often within the Weskerocity canon. He has yet to make an actual appearance and the authenticity of his existence is uncertain.

### Appearance

The Janitor's appearance remains almost entirely unknown, as no characters have mentioned any descriptive elements of him as of yet.

### Personality

The Janitor's personality is likewise inconclusive. He's been known to actively assist WeskerPawnch and Vice at various times, implicating a helpful side, though both speak of him in terms of equal endearment and contempt.

## Background

The Janitor's existence is compiled entirely of casual, often inconsistent offhand mentions by other characters. He may actually be a composite character of different people Wesker and Vice have interacted with over time but they don't care enough to name and instead lump into the Janitor title. He may have a stand ability or other power that writes him almost entirely out of existence, or may even be the victim of one.

### Alleged Appearances

* Wesker and Vice both claim he was with them during their exploration of the Grand Necropolis and when they drank the Cursed Mio Energy Drink, his disappearance may even be the result of this.
* Wesker and Vice claim that he served with them in the Knights of Mars.
* Vice claims that he is responsible for cleaning the Masturbatorium and is the one who constructed it in the first place. (Inconsistent with our knowledge of the Spooge Demon).
* Vice claims that he lived with the Janitor during their exile in Moonlight Falls.
* Wesker and Vice claim that there is a picture of him hung over the Golden Urinal, because "lest we forget." (Inconclusive, no such picture has ever been found and research into the Golden Urinal is still ongoing.)
* Vice claims that they served together on the *USS Disney's Haunted Mansion Starring Eddy Murphy*, with the Janitor as the ship's captain during Vice's tenure as a Vice Admiral in the Sunless Armada during the Great Autism War. (Unlikely, as Vice saw no naval action during the Great Autism War by his own admission.)
* Vice claims the Janitor fought alongside him at the Battle of Crocodile Rock during the Great Autism War.
* Vice claims that the Janitor gave him a vital piece of information in uncovering the location of the Heart of Darkness (Vice has yet to divulge what this was)

The cryptic line "lest we forget" in regards to the Janitor's picture seems to implicate some memory altering Magick at work involving his disappearance.
Mara

"Ayy, check out my bitches? You wanna piece playa?"

**Mara** (第六界の魔王) is a powerful being and one of the great Archons who maintain the order of the all things as ordained by the Demiurge, reigning over the Cumgeon as its Ass Blaster Master. Mara's domain concerns that of **desire and rebirth**, our worldly attachments that keep us trapped in the Demiurge's prison.

In a previous Kalpa, Mara was a goddess of love in The Skyrim Scrolls, when the godhead was known by all to be Godd Howard and there was no grand deception of the Archons. When the universe was reset, Mara retained the attachment and physical closeness of love in their domain, however the perversion of the original concept is evident in the new Narrative. By being attached to others and our carnal desires on top of that, we are trapped in the grand illusion and fall victim to our own programming, left to endlessly yearn and be punished by that perceived need.

Mara is also believed to have taken the form of a huge cock on a chariot in a much earlier Kalpa when it starred in the SMT series.
Eggonomics

**Eggonomics** (人間経済) is the applied science and approach of reason to the universe, both observable and unknown. It is mainly composed of a unified holistic theory of the attraction and stability of things and the tendencies of substances when their exteriors are pierced. Diffusion of matter and such focus are examined to be consistent across the board regardless of contextual conditions.

For the sake of example, when a foot pushes the ground at a 30-70 degree angle, the microcoating of the surface the foot was previously situated upon is pierced and the potential energy of the surface seeps out, as yolk may emerge from a broken egg. That potential energy becomes kinetic and propels the foot forward until the Tendency of Heavy Things inspires the foot to create a new shell with a surface towards the center of the Earf, which after all is assembled just as an egg is, the magmatic core the yolk and life blood of the planet.

Beyond these neutral forces, there are **Good Egg** energies and **Bad Egg** energies, the former being positively charged interactions of moleculi yolked together in a sense, bonding together as lovers might bond over a particularly yummy cherry pie. The latter is a result of negative storms of charges sticking together in a way that you wouldn't want cacti to stick to your worst enemy, and I mean it. Studies show that both mundane and divine entities have abused these extranormal forces and have unknowingly pushed towards a fundamental state of things known as Net Neutrality, as Good Egg energies and Bad Egg energies may never truly forever form an egg nor break an egg, since we all known matter can only be created and destroyed with a Four-Star Wife Beater or greater.

For more speculative studies of the universe and its tendencies, see Advanced Eggonomics.
CVO1

CVO1, (also known as the father of the "CVO" series, Local Clown, and Professional Combo Dropper) is currently a 3 year old nerd doing nothing in his room and typing a wiki page instead of doing his math homework. Finishing 1st grade and getting better at talking (he's a Genshin Impact player) is his top priority despite only playing video gaymes and slowly developing arthritis due to extensive combo dropping. I first met the Confederate Army Leader WeskerPawnch around June/July of 2019. My main pasttime on Discord is to spam Twitter posts (I finally gained a personality). I am also good at fighting games despite my title of the Professional Combo Dropper.

I am currently waiting for Hiatus x Hiatus to end as well

2022 and no new chapters haahah!!!1!!111!

I also have no known face similar to LeSephir from Reddit.

Why are you black

## Q and A

Q: What is your favorite color?

A: Not black

Q: Why are you black?

A: My parents did not ask me for my consent before I was born.

Q: Shut up border bunny

A: \*grabs the camera\*

## My Journey So Far

I was brought into the world when Captain Mexico went back in time to kill Chris Chan. Unfortunately I was dropped on my head as a child and have not been able to remember my early years. I did not have stable access to the internet before middle school, which is how it should have stayed. I joined the Persona 3 discord in 2019 due to needing help with Persona 3 Portable and stayed for harassing minorities. I have met the war criminal W4sk3rP8wnch and intend to spoil the entirety of JJK. Due to my crippling lack of Twitter followers this server is one of the only places I can eat a Crunchwrap Supreme in. You can feel free to talk with me as long as you accept the book of our lord Knaye East. My favorite types of games are fighting games, although I love The Legend Of Zelda and other Nintendo series just as much. I also got into a lot of series from recommendations from people in the server, like Metal Gear Solid and Kingdom Hearts (which were not in my to play list at ALL). I personally want to thank WeskerPawnch for letting me steal his years of life.

I could have typed more but you're a cracker!

I know you're a void with only months left to live, but please, tell me why?
Dr. Sex

Dr. Sex holding his fuckboy fucktoy, Stanley Snyder.

Dr. Sex, real name Xeno Houston Wingfield, is a mad Court Scientist who betrayed the United States government in pursuit of power found through ebony. He is the gay lover of Stanley Snyder and leads the science team at Ram Ranch.

## Appearance

The wardrobe of Dr. Sex consists of long evil-looking black coats that scream villainous bastard. He also has three intersecting X's painted onto his face to remind everyone who he is (XXX). His hair is white, which seems to be a running theme for Team Gay.

## Personality

Manipulative and deceitful, Dr. Sex will fuck you over to get what he wants, so long as his boyfriend is okay and well. That being said, he's very willing to abandon his pride and desires in pursuit of a wonderful development of science and technology. Delights in murdering children. He's cool though.

## Abilities

While most stuff would kill this man without any sort of challenge, his Epic Gamer level IQ allows him to contend with Super AIDS-Tier dangers provided he has the time and resources available. Dr. Sex specializes in chemical and biological warfare that is incredibly illegal, on top of being a literal rocket scientist. That being said, his life partner Stanley Snyder is the true hand of his will and handles any actual combat encounters. The only other thing to note is that Dr. Sex has these weird hand cork nail things that just seem to be there to make him look intimidating and dangerous.
The Disappearance of WeskerPawnch

Countless arcs have gone on without WeskerPawnch being featured as a main character, despite his popularity with fans and the fucking brand being named after him. It's been speculated that a big bombshell will properly reintroduce him into the story, but the authors of Weskerocity have not commented on the matter. In fact, when provided the question they respond "Who the fuck is Wesker?"

## Arcs WeskerPawnch is Absent From

* Battle of Crocodile Rock
* Sex Tournament Arc
* The Great Master Debate
* The Skyrim Scrolls

## Arcs Where WeskerPawnch Plays A Minor Role (Only A Vague Mention of His Existence)

* Dark Continent Campaign
* I Am Sigma
* Yureihime

## Trivia

* WeskerPawnch's absence from the series is referred to in Yureihime as even though the point of view begins with him, he is phased out for another Gay Robot and Vice story as he disappears with zero explanation.
* WeskerPawnch's stand Octopus's Garden offers a canonical explanation for this lack of presence in his own series through its manipulative of the narrative and allowing Wesker to disappear entirely.
* It's possible that Wesker suffered a Spiritual Death from the Night of Long Ops on his journey through Halo 4 LASO and no longer has the will to fully manifest back into reality for any meaningful length of time. Replaying Halo 4 over and over again truly sucks that bad.
Tia Safalin

"Please stop fucking me in the ass so much!"

**Tia Safalin** is a sexy nurse known for starring in numerous pornographic films during the 1980s. She is married to Vice as a result of her being won as the prize in a cocaine fueled high stakes card game in Las Vegas.

## Appearance

Safalin is a thick ass bitch who dresses in a completely ridiculous outfit. Nobody knows where she got it from or why she doesn't switch to something more sensible. Her skin is unnaturally white and she would probably evaporate if exposed to direct sunlight for too long. She has fluorescent green hair that tastes like watermelon candy. She also has a really stupid hat with a straw in it that if you suck on it you'll suck out her brains (lime flavored). She's always crying due to the immense pain she's experienced after having been fucked in the ass by numerous men over the years.
Ebony

"But I like itI" ~Gay Robot

**Ebony** is a precious form of volcanic glass. Despite its rarity, a huge seam was discovered in the hills surrounding Ram Ranch. This material became so important to Team Gay that they soon abandoned all other projects for the sake of mining and hoarding it.

## Discovery

Shortly after his return from The Great Master Debate, Gay Robot met up with Big Mantis and Cobra for a debriefing. He was informed of a discovery made during his absence. The queer duo took him down to the musky basement of Ran Ranch where, behind sealed glass in an air*tight* chamber, The lone corpse of one of the then 28 US Marines was locked inside. After inquiring about what happened, Cobra pointed to a hunk of black ore lying in the center of the room. They informed him that this unknown substance was discovered in a cave nearby. The marine who found it having died of asbestos exposure immediately after sealing it away.

Gaybo loved the way it looked. Surely something so cool-looking would prove useful. He ordered everyone at the ranch to drop what they were doing and begin Operation: Big and Black. The marines would take to the labs while those hot, bronco bustin' bois would hit the mines. The cowboys would be paid very little for their work and be forced to endure long hours in hazardous mines. It was soon revealed that the hills outside Ram Ranch were not hills at all but ancient volcanoes and the metal Gaybo named "Ebony" was not actually a metal. It was a form of insanely dense glass.

Cobra informed Gaybo that, "just because it looks cool doesn't mean shit." However, Gaybo refused to listen nor did he loosen his absurd mining quotas. He was too entranced by the dark luster of the glass.

Impossible tasks and the increasing danger of asbestos being mysteriously spawned by the massive piles of ebony they accumulated were becoming unbearable for all but Gay Robot himself. Even Retard Brother's health was being affected but this revelation did not stop Gaybo from continuing the operation.

Late one night after the cowboys had finally been told to return to their beds and the marines were ordered to hand in all data collected, a terrifying discovery was made. There was a hidden aspect to Ebony. A secret that would change life at Ram Ranch and possibly the fate of the cosmos forever.
C0DA

C0DA (*エーテル*) is the broken down building blocks of information that makes up the various systems that uphold the universe and are integral to maintaining the functionality of a Complicated Computational Compassion Compass. Perhaps out of all characters in the omniverse it is Gay Robot and Godd Howard who understand this concept the best, though it is rumored to be as basic as truths and falsehoods. An intimate knowledge is required to implement a possession of Gentoo on a compass.
Ulysses S. Grant

**Ulysses Sexhaver Grant** (born **Odysseus Grant**) is an American military officer who once served as President of the United States.

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker"

## History

Following the disappearance of President Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses Grant refused to believe his old friend was truly gone, and committed a search party to find him. Using the president's research notes recovered from his laboratory at Ford's Theatre, Grant followed a trail of clues leading him closer towards what he believed was Lincoln's location. However, during the journey Grant was captured and held hostage by the 69th Hiroshima Regiment, commanded by vile Japanese-Confederate sympathizers known as the Yin-Yang Twins. He is believed to be the only other person to have information on the location of **[REDACTED]**.
Reseat the RAM

Reseating the RAM (*剣を石に戻す*) was an advanced technique that Vice advised WeskerPawnch to do during the Night of Long Installs. Vice had heard of it as a floaty philosophical aside in his historical texts stating something along the lines of "*warriors who have lost their way in the blue fog must sheathe their sword in the lonely stone and return home, for the only thing that remains past being lost is hell.*" Vice extrapolated that the sword in the excerpt was the RAM found in all Complicated Computational Compassion Compass devices and reasoned that something must have budged it out of place or Wesker's poor living conditions in the Grand Necropolis has tampered with it, leading to the Wrong Warp to Microsoft Blue Hell.

Wesker performed Surgery to Deep Dive into the Inner World that served as a bridge between his Heart and his compass, then pulled the RAM from its stone to find that there was a tiny smidge of dust on the blade. He then casually blew the dust off and replaced the RAM where it belonged, and upon trying to use his compass to navigate once more he was transported out of the Windows Blue Hell.
Lesser Key of Solomon

## I Forgot What Goes Here

The **Lesser Key of Solomon** (小さな白人男性のペニス) is the least of the Florida Keys (whatever that means, least in quality or least in quantity? The world may never know). By turning twelve spatial divisions of the ecliptic astrally while holding the key in one's mouth as if pompously suckling a lollipop a host of Archons may be summoned to the residing plane. This may imply that the Key is but a fetish used in Jugglery rather than an artifact of greater significance.

## Pulls

The Archon you summon is unfortunately random, and the entities have a variety of rarities that may change depending on the current "banner," usually effected by the alignment of celestial bodies and happenstance of seasons. The Lesser Key of Solomon has a limited number of charges each week, that being five pulls. If one is not satisfied with their Archon drops, they may opt to contact a higher Archon and spend Cuckybux to increase their number of charges and even allegedly(?) increase their chances of pulling a more valued Archon. These available pulls are:

### Eastertide

* Hot Dog Succubus (1 Star, 69% chance)
* Free reroll (31% chance)

### Midsummer

* Random rock that smells funny (42% chance)
* Skinface (1 Star, 34% chance)
* Watcher (2 Star, 21% chance)
* Hot Dawg, Succubus!! (2 Star, 3% chance)
Weskerocity

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Godd Howard

Godd Howard (*スカイマンのエッジ*) is a Lesser God and divine creator of The Skyrim Scrolls. He's falls in league with the Archons (in acting in similar ways as the Demiurge as a false creator god) has achieved Apotheosis through CUM.

## Appearance

Godd Howard looks like a generic white man.

## Personality

Godd Howard is **VERY** angry at you for not purchasing the latest release of Skyrim.

## Story

Godd Howard has clashed with Brandonkind several times over the Eras, doing his best to impose his will over those who have given their dedication to The Skyrim Scrolls blindly.
Brandon.exe

Brandon.exe (*ブランドナホール*) is creepypasta entity and one of the legion of the Archons. It delights in appearing on unprotected Complicated Computational Compassion Compass devices and scaring the pants off of men and the panties off of men in women's clothing.

## Appearance

Brandon.exe is a software program that takes the form of Brandon but with dark eyes that bleed Hyperrealistic Blood and a hideously paint-drawn grin with broken teeth. He also has a mysterious liquid on his face that is mostly white and clear.

## Personality

Very mean-spirited but is rumored to be the life of the party when it comes to get togethers.

## Origins

Below is an excerpt on the founding of Brandon.exe by researchers.

*"so i wuz like plaiyng my favoirt sonic games..... and like i was downloaidng some from my faovite website (u now the 1) and omg i can't bleive it......... i saw brandons. face on the webbape2!!!! so what could go wrong i thot u know like brandon is a gaoed guy and he wouldnt do me anyh arm.... so i downloaded the file for ad soneci game caled shadowit he hedeghod (its a good ame psoes think it sshit tho they wrong lol)] and it came onto my fiel das brandon.exe...... spooky. i hopped on my faov bad dragno dildo ad booted up shadwo and my scren went statciy and next thing o no i see brandon with hyperreailitsc blood bleeding from his eye!!!!! i was so SCARED i coudltn move..... so i pressed enter to njump into westoplosid (the first shdadow the gehedoh level lol) and sta rted cloceting kills of gun soldiers (i hat da cops) and after about 1 minute and 45.634523 seconds (iconteud) the cscary brandon started doing the LINKARA RUN AT ME AT HIHG SPEEDS!!!!! i tried to get away but he kild shadow and he flashed on the screen while a really loud noise ws made that sounded like a real person getting stabed and screamine!!!!!!!!!! after that... and some staic.... images of Hitler starited up on da scremen and i saw a bunch fo jews getting gassed on by the nazis...... and then il;l;umianti pyraminds with eyes started showing up!!!!! i was so scared, all i could do was keep playing...... but my xbox broke!!!!! so i stoped for da nite..... brandon.exe has been penetatinfg my dreems ever sence......"*
The Firmament

**The Firmament** (*宇宙卵*) is a theorized boundary shaped around the cosmos in a particularly eggular manner. It keeps copius amounts of dihydrogen oxide from collapsing onto the known world. It is speculated that malign beings have thrown eggs at The Firmament until it has cracked and opened ways to mortals knowing Magick such as Eggless Travel.
The Skyrim Scrolls

The Skyrim Scrolls (*壊れたゲーム*) is a series of action role-playing C0DA scrolls primarily developed by Godd Howard and published by the Archons. The series focuses on free-form autism in a detailed open world. *The Skyrim Scrolls -I: Morrowind*, *The Skyrim Scrolls 0: Oblivion* and *The Skyrim Scrolls I: Skyrim* all won Lore of the Year awards from multiple outlets. The series has sold more than 58 million copies omniversewide.

Within the series' pseudo-fictional universe, each scroll takes place on the continent of Clamriel. The setting combines pre-medieval real-world elements, such as a powerful Ceasar's Legion-like Empire, with high fantasy medieval themes, including limited technology, widespread magick use, and the existence of many mythological creatures. The continent is split into a number of provinces inhabited by humans and popular humanoid fantasy races such as elves, orcs and furries. A common theme in the lore is that a chosen hero (see Brandon) rises to defeat an incoming threat, usually a malevolent being or an antagonistic army.

Since debuting with *The Skyrim Scrolls -IV: Arena* in the year 19XX, the series has produced a total of five main scrolls (of which the last three have each featured two or three expansions) as well as several spin-offs. In the year 20XX, a massively multiplayer online role-playing scroll, *The Skyrim Scrolls Online*, was released by Godd Howard's affiliated Archon subsidiary [REDACTED].

Perhaps the most fascinating nature of The Skyrim Scrolls is their time-manipulating ability known as a Brandon Break. Because of this, reality has shifted so that the last scroll in the series, *The Skyrim Scrolls I: Skyrim*, was retroactively released first despite being (debatably) more technologically advanced, and the scrolls count backwards downards as prequels. All known scrolls have been built on the shoddy and outdated Embryo Engine.
Closed Timeline Loop Theory

Truly, what came first, the chicken or the egg? Some believe that gravity compells certain events to play over and over again throughout the Weskerocity universe, with general plot threads being repeated over and over again like it's a lazy shonen anime. The universe plays up to its end and then resets.

## Known Loops

- The defeat of Moai Ur by the hands of the Mooner Star at The Great Master Debate. Many moai heads are scattered at Easter Island, hollow carcasses of the Moai Ur after it loses consciousness.
Ashes to Ashes

"Ashes to ashes. Funk to funky."

**Ashes to Ashes** is the Stand of Gay Robot. It was used primarily during the battle with Wigger but when Gaybo arrived on Earf and discovered guns, he never used it again.

The Stand has the ability to turn straight men gay. It is one of the most powerful abilities in the entire omniverse. However, it is not as powerful as a Benelli M4 loaded with beanbag rounds.