Stab Your Dog Eyes Blind

**Stab Your Dog Eyes Blind** -Chinese title *Cì xiā nǐ de gǒu yǎn* (刺瞎你的狗眼)- is the second episode of Scissor Seven Season 1 (刺客伍六七).

## Synopsis

Meow, the Chief of Cats, hires Seven to wipe out an old flame. But after hearing a star-crossed interspecies love story, he attempts to make peace.

## Detailed Plot

Meow Kitty, the Chief of Cats of Chicken Island, asks her fellow cats how they plan to wage war on the dogs of the island. Meow Kitty begins tossing away subordinates that give her suggestions she doesn't like until one cat suggests hiring Seven to kill the dogs' leader. Meow Kitty decides to hire Seven to gouge out the leader's eyes, instead.

When Seven arrives at the dogs' hideout, he attempts to distract the dogs guarding its entrance by throwing various distracting objects at them until ultimately deciding to transform himself into a dog using a Gaiba egg. Seven gets past the guards without incident and starts making his way through the hideout when he is hit with a ball, prompting all of the dogs in the hideout to trample him. They trample him again after he is hit by a Frisbee, but when a bunch of toys comes flying at him a third time, Seven dodges them all and ultimately resorts to crab-walking to avoid the flying toys.

After bumping into three dogs while crab-walking, Seven checks his reference photo to confirm that one of the dogs is the leader. When the two dogs guarding the leader ask who Seven is, he says his name is Mad Doggie, but Stupid Bark, one of the guards, says that everyone's last name in the hideout is Bark. Seven then claims to be Mad Bark and starts singing, prompting the leader to choke Seven and reveal that he is the only Mad Bark in the hideout. Mad Bark then asks why Seven smells like a human and asks if he is an impostor. One of the guards, named Smart Bark, says they can determine if he's a real dog or not by his willingness to eat feces or not. Smart Bark then asks Seven to eat feces, to which Seven tells the Smart Bark to eat it first. When Smart Bark eats it without hesitation, Seven shoves the feces in the dog's face and transforms back into a human.

Seven then attempts to stab out Mad Bark's eyes, but ends up missing and breaking his sunglasses instead. Mad Bark then crushes Seven's fingers and toes when Seven repeatedly attempts to stab out Mad Bark's eyes. When Seven stabs Mad Bark's eye with his tongue, Mad Bark becomes angry and begins playing the electric guitar. Mad Bark's playing causes Seven to become disoriented and allows Mad Bark to knock Seven's scissors away and repeatedly hit Seven with the guitar. Just before Mad Bark lands the finishing blow, however, Seven has a flashback of his old life and his eyes turn red. Instead of landing the blow, Seven grabs Mad Bark's guitar and destroys it with his hands and scissors.

After destroying the guitar, Seven's eyes go back to normal and Seven becomes confused about what happened when Mad Bark slams him into the ground. Just before killing Seven, however, Mad Bark notices Seven's reference photo. He then asks Seven if it was Meow Kitty that sent Seven, and starts recalling the past. Mad Bark tells Seven that he used to be a singing stray, and Meow Kitty used to watch him perform every day. They eventually fell in love, and Meow Kitty promised to stab out his eyes if he ever fell in love with someone else. Mad Bark eventually left Meow Kitty, however, because he found out that they couldn't breed despite Meow Kitty wanting children. Seven tells Mad Bark that he should tell Meow Kitty the truth before turning into a floor tile and escaping.

While Meow Kitty readies her battalions of cats, Seven, disguised as Mad Bark, appears and starts singing the truth of Mad Bark's disappearance to Meow Kitty while playing the guitar. Meow Kitty accuses him of lying and starts to cry until Seven pulls her into a hug.

## Characters

* Meow Kitty and her clan
* Seven
* Mad Bark and his clan
* Stupid Bark
* Smart Bark