Part 22

The big bad ending, will the meme house survive Liquid Bogan's plan?

**Part 22** of Meme House is the tenth and final part of Season 2. It was originally meant to be streamed on August 9th, 2020, but due to an issue with Sony Vegas, the stream was delayed until August 10th, 2020.

## Plot and Events

Bulk Bogan complains of the stench of trash, despite having always lived in such conditions. While he's washing his hands in the bathroom Dio gets suspiciously close to Bogan's rear end. Bogan decides to go to the Pepsi Gym to work out, seeing that his sweat could help clean off the blood staining his body, a cultist member stands nearby in nothing but underwear. Jotaro calls Bogan and invites him to a house, it's a good house! Bogan declines his invitation, but Jotaro comes over and begins exercising with Bogan, his husband Kakyoin following behind. The Cultists appear outside the gym, all on their phones, although one Cultist Member appears to have been struck by lightning recently. Bogan gets ready to leave, before remembering that basement he went to earlier. He enters and slides down the ladder, T-posing. Bulk then notices something, a monki, and a troll face saying "LOL YOU GOT TROLLED EPIC STYLE", in the place of Edgar Kohler's and the Possessed Child's graves, which appears to have disappeared. Bogan exercises before heading home.

### The Vape-Off

Dio purchases a second vape, and hands it to Bogan, challenging him to a Vape=Off. They head to the living room, where they begin smoking rings at one another. Meanwhile, DoomGuy's spirit begins to fade away. Dio loses the Vape-Off, and cries about it, but Bogan cheers him up. The camera pans over to Funky eating some food in the kitchen, as a mannequin is seen staring through a window, a camera lens flipping open.

Liquid Bogan watches in his office, as Lasagna Ocelot impatiently waits beside him. The liquids prepare to take their revenge against Bulk, as the camera pans out from his mansion.

Bogan heads to the Squarepants Household and opens the door to see Nemesis twerking violently on the ground as Coach from L4D screams on the radio. Wesker is seen crying outside, Bogan walks up to him and immediately compliments Wesker's muscles by telling him he looked like shit. Wesker grabs a bowl of peas and begins eating it, smelling its amazing aroma. Bogan begins making fish tacos, learning how to make spaghetti and strawberry cake, but Nemesis tells him to stop, while Spongebob mashes on his IPad, looking at his stock portfolio. Bogan gives Wesker $50 dollars for a friend pizza, but Wesker refuses. Bogan becomes angry, and kicks him in the croutch, with Spongebob and Nemesis cheering on Bogan for doing so. Bogan sees that Wesker is writhing in pain from his croutch kick, and Bogan cures this by kicking him again. Wesker passes out from the pain, and Bogan begins rimming him, when he's done Bogan smokes his vape as Spongebob watches *The Simpsons* on the television, mystified by the characters being yellow like him.

Back at the Bogan Household, Dio starts writing an excuse note for Garfield, and Johnny once again sends his condolences to Funky Kong, despite Funky not knowing about anyone's passing. Johnny then arrives at the Bogan Household and joins in with Dio on a Counter-Strike LAN party, but he begins crying. Dio walks up to him and begins performing Extreme CBT on him. In the living room Funky tries to sleep through Johnny's wails. Johnny falls to the ground, his cock injured. Meanwhile outside, the CBT Queen kicks the croutch of her own soul, causing it to pass out. Back the Bogan Household, Johnny gets up and punches Dio in the face. This ends up pissing Dio off, and he proceeds to absolutely wallop Johnny's already broken cock as punishment. Garfield arrives home from work and ignores the CBT Session going on in the middle of the house before going to sleep. Johnny threatens Dio once again, which enrages him. Dio gets ready to deep fry his balls before Johnny falls back to the ground. Bonzi's spirit appears in front of The Cursed Lands as Dio leaves for Johnny's trailer.

At Johnny's trailer, Dio sees the ghost of DoomGuy. They get along at first, and he treats him to some spaghetti. Dio begins arguing with his unfinished meal and begins crying into the sauce. Dio begins vaping, before going back to cooking, cutting up, and crying into some tomatoes before breaking a glass over it. He then pours everything into one pot and begins cooking, as DoomGuy mistakingly wipes the weed off Johnny's countertop. His poor quality spaghetti is served to DoomGuy and Shaggy, as Dio heads outside to play his hit progressive rock song "Smoke on water.". DoomGuy proceeds to eat Dio's spaghetti and ends up hating it. Dio then decides to hire an entertainer, and as Johnny gets home, the performer arrives, it is none other than Freddie Mercury. He begins doing the dishes, which causes the sink to break and then watches the television with DoomGuy. This appears to be part of Freddie's comedy act. Freddie heads outside and hits his head with a microphone. Dio dislikes his jokes and begins to do his own performance. Dio begins telling vampire jokes for 5-year-olds, as Freddie boos. Freddie begins playing music to drown out Dio's terrible jokes. After an excruciatingly long time, Dio finishes his jokes and begins Fortnite Dancing to a Cotton Eye Joe midi. Freddie comes back to do his own jokes, which causes Dio to cry, while dancing, and laughing. Dio heads home and begins vaping, the Mona Lisa comes to life and begins calling his vaping stinky.

### Mr. John Pringle, Chip Salesman

Dio realizes that he's low on blood, and heads to WacDonalds for "fast food". Chat, however, pleads for Dio to suck them, as chat waits in their home a mysterious man enters the home, he introduces himself as Mr. John Pringle, presenting to chat his new hot chips "Sour cream & Bowel movement". He proceeds to suck chat's blood out. Before leaving, stopping in front of the Chat Household and dancing, as he boasts about his many awards for sex.

Mr. Pringle goes to Johnny's house looking for him specifically, seeing that Freddie is still there watching Jeopardy on the television. John walks to Johnny's trashcan and kicks it over as Johnny arrives home, he then presents his other new flavor of hot chips "Balls", kicking Johnny in his already shattered croutch. Dio soon heads back to to Bogan Household, and Freddie goes with him.

Back at the Bogan Household, Jotaro Kujo surprisingly invited Dio to his birthday party, while Johnny invites Funky to his own birthday party at a Russian cafe, and Dantette invites Garfield to her own birthday party. Dio beging crying again, still salty over losing the Vape-Off to Bogan. In order to shut him up, Bogan challenges Dio to one final vape off. With Freddie Mercury singing in the background, they both begin the Vape-Off. This time, Dio wins, and he dances victoriously. Shortly afterwards, Freddie leaves.

### Operation Clone Army Bogan / The Duel of Bulk Bogan and Liquid Bogan

Meanwhile, Liquid Bogan sits at his computer, he executes Operation Clone Army Bogan, unleashing an army of Bogans and Metal Gears. They surround the Meme House, and Liquid Bogan confronts Bulk. There, he monologues about timelines, and how they can vary greatly between one another. He states to Bogan that they are living in the perfect timeline and that Bogan must die in order to balance it. They engage in a fistfight, with Bogan being quickly beaten up by Liquid Bogan. Before it seems too late, Bogan demonstrates a move he learned from ~~google.gov~~ his friends, unleashing a volley of croutch kicks and punches to Liquid Bogan's groin. Liquid Bogan falls to the ground and succumbs to his cock injuries.

### Project Meow

Lasagna Ocelot sees that Liquid Bogan's plans have failed. He executes plan B, Project Meow, in which he arrives in his very own Metal Gear Garfield, he proceeds to destroy the Meme House. Dio becomes angry, as his Froot Loops were in the fridge, Dio throws his giant selfie, a monki, SCP-173, Hoo and even himself at the Metal Gear, destroying it. Lasagna Ocelot is ejected from the Metal Gear, and lands on the ground, Bogan coming to confront him. Lasanga Ocelot explains the timelines, and how with each time split, they become more and more corrupted, causing fragments of people from other timelines to appear in others. Revealing that he and many other Liquids were a product of the time split caused by Bites the Dust. Lasagna Ocelot presses a button, which causes the ground to shake, and a mysterious force possesses Funky Kong.

### Funky Buddy vs. Kira and DIO

Funky Buddy, as he is called by Lasagna Ocelot, begins to beat up Bulk Bogan, bringing him to the ground. Bogan calls for backup. Kira is reading a book in his house, when he receives a call from Bogan, who asks him for help. Kira and his stand KILLER QUEEN walk over to the Bogan Household, Kira is angry that Bogan had not given him a sandwich as he promised, but agrees to use KILLER QUEEN to fight Funky, and they engage in battle. With Killer Queen close to being overwhelmed by Funky Buddy, Kira asks for aid from Dio, who agrees to summon his stand. Dio summons his stand THE WORLD, who appears doing a ***Fortnite*** dance. THE WORLD freezes time, helping Dio throw a bunch of knives, and also slamming a steamroller onto Funky's body, he then unfreezes time, sending the knives flying into Funky, killing him.

### Donkey Kong Saves Funky Kong

As Bogan sees that Funky is dead, the Grim Reaper shows up to reap Funky's soul, and Kira mourns his death. Just then, a person is seen running in the distance, revealed to be another random monkey. He also sees that Funky is dead, and begins playing his Bongos of Life, which magically brings Funky back to life. The monkey introduces himself as Donkey Kong, and soon he and Funky grow close. DK asks Funky about moving to the jungle with him, but Funky is skeptical about doing so at first, as he already lives with the Bogan Household. However, Bogan comes to see that it is better if he moves to the jungle with his new friend, instead of living with the Bogans. The two bros both agree with this and have a heartfelt goodbye, with Bogan sending him and DK off. Lasagna Ocelot is last seen fleeing from the scene.

Bulk flosses next to Dio and Garfield, as they stand in the ruins of the Bogan Household.

Liquid Bogan's corpse lies on the ground, before opening its eyes.

**「 END OF SEASON 2 」**

## Character Debuts

* The World *(Physical Form)*
* Donkey Kong

## Memorable Quotes

"*You cannot outsmonk me, my lungs are like my testicles... shriveled.*"
—Bulk Bogan moments before winning the first round of the Vape-off.

"*You see Bogan, that day I was shot, I was ready to die, my soul drifted into the heavens! But, something brought me back! Ever since that day... we discovered the timelines have split! You see Bogan, the timelines have been corrupted, and thus, we need to replace you with the originals. ME! Now, the only thing that we can do to solve this is to destroy you and the Meme House. I have come here to personally take care of you, and then then, the timeline will be restored. Let this be your final battle brother."
"Ok*"
—Liquid Bogan's monologue to Bulk Bogan.

"*You know what they say, look what the cat dragged in.*"
—Lasagna Ocelot while operating his Metal Gear, to Dio Brando.

"*Well you know what they say, never send a Bogan to do a cat's job!*"
—Lasagna Ocelot after seeing that Liquid Bogan had died.

"*You broke MY fridge.*"
—Dio Brando, ignoring the fact that Lasagna Ocelot nearly killed everyone in the Bogan Household.

"*Well buddy I'm gonna break more than that when I'm done!*"
—Lasagna Ocelot to Dio Brando.

"*Haha, Spaghetti.*"
—Bulk Bogan

"*God damn it I'm never buying anything on Wish again.*"
—Lasagna Ocelot after his Metal Gear was quickly destroyed by Dio Brando.

"*Well Bogan, don't you ever feel like something's off? Like... you died a long time ago?"
"Oh I guess, I do have a diarrhea sometime."
"Bogan with each timeline split, this time were in right now has gotten more corrupted. But it's through that corruption that I'm able to be here today, Bogan. You see Boss over there, well, he discovered that the time was infinite Bogan, infinite realities of ourselves, in fact, you and I might be having this conversation in a different universe all together right now. But Boss also discovered that sometimes are more stable than the others... and right now Bogan, this is the most stable. With Boss gone... you Bogan, is the ultimate Bogan"
"Ok what."
"Boss was a genius, Bogan, not only did he discover the timelines, but he discovered that, through these timelines, we got a little bit of fragments of ourselves, and thus that was the basis of what we called "Cloning Technology"."
"Eh, uh what."
"Have you not wondered Bogan, about those multiple neighbors that have the same head? Failed experiments Bogan. We couldn't perfect the technology."
"Ok this is getting really boring now."
"With the Boss gone, Bogan, I'm gonna need YOUR Memes to resurrect him."
"Haha orange cat."
"And I need to activate the source of it all... The power still remains, Bogan...*"
—Lasagna Ocelot's monologue to Bulk Bogan.

"***ZA WARUDO!!!***"
—Dio Brando summoning The World for all to see.

"*lol*"
—Dio Brando after summoning The World.

"*"Oh no, Funky you cannot escape me. Monki to monki, you'll never blow on with these meme fucks. Remember that. See you all in Hell. Blagh."*"
—Bonzi Buddy's last words before being destroyed.

"*OH NO"
"MONKI HURT"
"DONKEY MUST PLAY"
"BONGOS OF LIFE"
"(BONGO SOLO)*"
—Donkey Kong's first lines after his debut on screen.

"*You do nowt belong in the sitty like us, the shitty sitty is no place for a monki, you need bånånnå.*"
—Bulk Bogan to Funky Kong.

## Trivia

* The episode was originally meant to have been streamed on August 9th, 2020, but due to technical problems involving Sony Vegas crashing rendering one of the pre-rendered scenes, the stream was delayed to the next day, August 10th, 2020.
* This episode holds the record for the longest amount of time between the initial air date on Twitch and the Youtube upload date, at 34 days.