Furball

## Plot

Patchwork Virus has a Problem: Patchwork Cat has a Furball! Will She Find out What's Making her Cough?

## Transcript

Good Morning, How are You?

(Cat Retches)

Hello Cat. Why are you Making that Funny Noise?

(Cat Retches)

Oh! You have Something Stuck inside you?

(Cat Sighs)

Let's Find out.

Cat: Meow!

(Humming)

Hello Virus!

Cat: Huh?

Good to See you!

The Cat has Something Stuck inside her.

Virus: Hmm.

Do you know how to help her?

Virus: Ah!

(Cat Retches)

Virus: Hmm?

Oh I Know Virus! You Want to Know About her?

Virus: Mmm-hmm.

Oh! That's a Really Good Idea!

(She Turns the Page)

The Cat, Is a Felis Domestica.

Virus: Mmm?

Yes!

Virus: Mmm-hmm.

The Common Domestic Cat.

And her Body is a Complex Network of Physiological Systems.

Virus: Hmm?

Hmm. There must be a Better way to Explain all this Virus.

(Her Easel Spins)

Alright Virus. Are you Ready to go on a Voyage of Discovery Inside the Cat?

Virus: Mmm-hmm.

Oh Yes! So Let's go!

(♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪)

Alright Virus.

(Zooming)

Let's Find out What's Making her so Spluttery, Right?

(Virus Floats into Cat's Ear): (Pop.)

Cat: Mrr?

Now, If you Look Ahead.

You can See her Brain.

Virus: Ooh.

Whenever She feels Something, The Synapses in her Brain Fire up.

Virus: (She Gasps)

(Synapses Firing)

(Virus Squeaks): Wow!

Based on all This Cognitive Activity, I'd say She is Doing Something very complex.

(Paper Flaps Fast)

Cat: Mrr?

The Synapses: (Firing Continues)

(BAM!)

(Virus Screams)

(Virus Brakes)

Virus: Huh?...

Virus: Hmm?

So Where are you off to now?

Virus: Mmm.

Oh, I Know Virus!

You are Now Passing her Eyes.

(BAM!)

(Virus Squeaks): Wow.

See Virus?

Cats have Powerful Eyesight for Hunting Prey.

(Cat Growls)

Cat: Meow!

(She Plays with her Ball of Yarn)

Nasal Receptors for Smelling Things.

(Cat Sniffs and Sneezes)

And of Course, Vocal Cords for Purring.

(Cat Purrs)

(Cat Purrs on Patchwork Turtle)

Virus: Huh?

Oh Virus, It's so Dark In here

(Torch Switches)

Eww! What are Theese Virus?

Virus: Mmm-hmm.

I Know Virus!

There Blood cells!

But the Blood cells are a Bit..

(Blood Cell Licks on Patchwork Virus)

(Blood Cell Wobbles)

Bloopy.

Virus: Hmm.

Oh Yes! But They help move Oxygen around her Body.

(Fwoosh!)

Pumped by her Heart.

(Heart Thumping)

And When She gets Excited...

Fly: Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

Cat: Meow!

Her Heart starts Beating Faster.

(Virus Squeaks and Screams): Whoa!

Witch Means her Lungs have to Work Hard

To get More Oxygen into her Body.

(Cat Pants)

See Virus?

She's Getting her Breath Back.

(Virus Groans)

I Know Virus, But I Still Didn't Know What's Wrong with her?

(Virus Snores)

But I Know Virus! But I Might find out in...

Her Tummy!

(Dramatic Plays)

(Virus Startles)

But, What Happens in here?

Virus: Hmm.

Well Virus, This is Where She Stores all the Food that She eats.

But When did She Ate...

That?!

(Dramatic Plays)

Oh Virus, I Think I Might Found the Problem.

She has a Furball.

Virus.

Virus: Huh?

Isn't Fur Supposed to Be on the Outside Virus?

Virus: Mmm-hmm.

Yes! And That's why She was Trying to Cough it up.

Virus: (She Gasps)

As you Can See, Cats like to Clean Themselves by Licking their Fur.

But Sometimes..

(Cat Sneezes)

The Fur...

(Cat Gulps)

Finds It's way to Their Tummy.

And When the Furball gets too Big

The Cat will Cough it up.

(Virus Squeaks): What?!

(Furball Rumbles)

(Cat Coughs)

Take Cover Virus! She's Gonna Blow!

Furball: (Rumbling Continues)

(Virus Squeaks): What?!

(Cat Coughs)

Look out Virus!

(Virus Screams)

(Cat Coughs)

What's the Quickest way out Virus?

Virus: Hmmm?

Look Virus! Go Ahead for the Superior Mesenteric Atery!

(Fwoosh!)

Virus: Mmm-hmm.

Then Go to the Aortic Arch.

(Swings)

Now Follow.. the Thoracic Vertebrae!

(Fwash!)

At the Trapezius Muscle...

(Fwash! Fwoosh!)

Now Go Through the Buccal Cavity!

(Furball Coming Close to Virus)

Cat (Coughs): Bleah!

(SPLAT!)

Yay! Now You're out Again Virus!

And So as the Furball!

Cat: Meow.

See Virus?

Cats Like to Do Everything Else.

Thank you Virus!

(Virus Squeaks)

Cat: Meow!

#Now all the Patchwork Pals are Happy and There's Nothing More to say#

#We can Wait until Tomorrow for Another Lovely day.#

## Characters

Patchwork Cat

Patchwork Virus

Patchwork Turtle (Cameo)

Patchwork Fly (Cameo)

## Trivia

* This was the First Time Patchwork Cat Fires out a Furball Missile.