August XX 12:22 PM: Dicklong Steakhouse Taters Mhm

### Theme

Anger, Body Image, Body-Shaming, Cancel Culture, Deformity, Family, Friends, Gossip, Kindness, Name-Calling, Negativity, Superficiality

### Main Characters

Daniel Goldberg, Midlore West-Stein, Rage Knights

### Weapons

2005 Uzis, Black Magicians MP5K, Oak 5B Sticks, Verum Vita

### Locations

Godhi Arts and Crafts, Kevin Dicklong Steakhouse, Notlaw Kingdom

### Writer/Artist

Khaliq Trevor X

**August XX 12:22 PM: Dicklong Steakhouse Taters Mhm** is a story appearing in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

## Synopsis

Daniel Goldberg and his shitty friends from the Rage Knights visit Kevin Dicklong’s Steakhouse in Matthews-Germany. The only thing...? Goldberg and the other Rage Knights disguise and hide nearby. Goldberg becomes his hated, African-American friend Damon Bradley, while Midlore West-Stein dresses up like an elderly lady, playing the role of Bradley’s grandmother *Doreen.* Aaron Harold, Dill Clay, Hades, and Hangi Bell at Notlaw Kingdom, where they encounter a Kerdur Rainer-Dancing young woman with cat ears, who believes she is the second coming of Jane Holly and Ana Sato of Indy Hills High fame. The confused group of Rage Knights don’t engage her, but when the girl, her sisters and mother fart, a smoke blows up across the area.

Inside Kevin Dicklong’s, the smoke explodes within the kitchen. The place is in *chaos.* A beautiful young Caucasian girl hisses like a lizard speaking in slurs about “ugly dudes” she hate, while Bria Ticker, an attractive young African American girl with dreads and glasses shyly places excess silverware and other utensils onto booths inside the restaurant like its a dirtied car or apartment. Several cooks exit the back like hunchback monsters, squealing about how they hate ugly dudes and how they hope ugly dudes aren’t writing comic books about being mistreated by everyone in the south. A confused Doreen (Midlore) questions him, but the cook cannot answer. Doreen hands him back the menus for two orders of chicken, two teas, and two onion platters. He goes back to the back to stir up the meal. In his place, comes a young beautiful Hispanic waitress named Bella Lookalike who cackles with a hideous smirk on her face. Doreen roasts her, making the woman mad. She stomps and runs to back, making “ugly man” comments and insulting *The Rage Knights: Red God* universe. She even goes over to a random hispanic family and tells them how she’s gonna kill Damon Bradley by shooting him in between the eyes, and having everyone in the city massacre him and his “goddamned Rage Knights”. Doreen laughs at her, but the waitress grows irate and draws a gun. She storms back over to the table and invades Bradley’s (Daniel’s) personal space. Screaming. While the cooks call Bradley a “loser”, “ugly man”, and shout “nobody likes him because he’s a goddamned comic book character”. One of the Cooks exit the back, throwing unfinished parmesan chicken at a waitress just to pick on them.

When Bradley removes his face, he reveals himself to be Daniel Goldberg underneath Damon Bradley’s skin. The Cooks, waitresses, and family scream. Bria smashes a table and runs over to them with a shotgun, But Doreen shoots her down. Doreen removes her face to reveal Midlore West-Stein. Chefs run out with a hatchet, shouting racist epithets directed towards Muccians but Midlore blasts the man’s head off. Another chef is the “manager”, he has his Chefs stuck out, he walks like he’s constipated and he brings up his phone, talking about an Eiku Database about the Rage Knights, their friends, and where they are from. He begins obsessing over how everyone hates Damon Bradley, but Midlore doesn’t care, he steals Daniel’s camera gun Verum Vita and *deforms* the man’s face, making him appear “unattractive” to everyone. He develops a mild state of body Dysmorphia and threatens to hurt himself. Midlore picks on the man as Daniel defeats everyone in the steakhouse.

Elsewhere, the cat-eared young woman and everyone from Notlaw Kingdom “feel” that Damon Bradley is not there. Not anywhere. They fly over to the Kevin Dicklong’s Steakhouse. Each of the superficial, unfriendly people develop rotten teeth as a result of being mean to some “ugly dude nobody likes”/that don’t *even know.* Soon as they exit however, their faces become hideous with a blast of Deforming Gas shot at them by Aaron and Dill. The cat eared woman curses the gunmen and hisses away, threatening to find Bradley and the other Rage Knights and bring them to despair. Midlore finishes twerking and picking on everyone from the steakhouse, and sexily walks over to Cat-Ears where he mocks her in a condescending manner. Cat Ears yells, shouting for random Japanese girls from Godhi arts kingdom from Matthews-Germany to lure out Midlore’s best friend as a last resort. Midlore kisses the girls’ cheek and causes her to explode into smithereens. A dancing Midlore joins the confused Rage Knights who don’t know if they should celebrate or be *afraid.*

Somewhere nearby, Japanese women and girls laugh like demonic entities (Diseased) as they promise the audience, that the “ugly man” will return to be bullied by random people in an art store once more.

## Appearances

#### Main Characters

* “Damon Bradley” (Daniel Goldberg)
* “Doreen Bradley” (Midlore West-Stein)

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Aaron Harold
* Bella Lookalike
* Cute Dreadago (Bria Ticker)
* Cute Godhi Japanese Women and Girls (Cameo, Mentioned)
* Damon Bradley (Mentioned)
* Dill Clay
* Hades
* Hangi Bell
* Kevinhorn Dick Steakhouse Cooks
* Kevinhorn Dick Steakhouse Waitresses

#### Featured Items/Weapons

* 2005 Uzis
* Black Magician’s MP5K
* Oak 5B Sticks
* Verum Vita

#### Featured Antagonists

* Neko the Jane Satomizer (Cat Eared Young Woman)

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* Because this is based on the series creator/author being mistreated by others at a steakhouse, wholesale club and arts/crafts store, this can be considered a story based on bullying.
* A portion of the title “*Taters Mhm*" is a reference to the popular cult classic 1996 film, *Slingblade.*
* Spencer “Dez” Holifeld, Jessica Bree nor the *real* Damon Bradley make an appearance in the story.
* Ragorias isn’t mentioned, but the Rage Sword is.
* This is considered a Dark Comedy story.
* The Aaron Harold and Dill Clay antagonists *Mangaka Murderers* aren’t mentioned in this story, the closet thing to their origins however, being the cute Godhi Japanese Women and Girls who plot to bully “ugly artists” in the store.
* This story references a chef or employee from the steakhouse mentioning *The Rage Knights: Red God* and that its contents and the fact it tackles controversial themes and the superficiality of others as a “reason” to hate the series creator. Ironically, the unfriendliness, name-calling and negative gossip are general themes that resulted in the series being created, written and the art/origins for the characters themselves.

***Disclaimer***: *To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X*

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