Lost THX Tex Trailer: Tex and Rhino

Warning: The following story contains content that may not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

My girlfriend was with Tex. My friends were trapped. My team abandoned me. And I was being hauled away to court for something Tex did. During the drive, I started feeling a bee sense of rage. I wanted Tex dead. I wanted to rip him apart. Make him feel how I felt.

We arrived to the courthouse and I was dragged right out of the car and into the jury room to face trial.

"We should tell him the truth," said a very familiar voice.

At that moment, I recognized the voice as he walked into the room. It was the man who started the movement himself, Rohan Horden. Other jurors in the Illuminati Courthouse were The Punisher, Daredevil, Iron Man, Captain America, Dr. Strange, and The Amazing Spider-Man.

"Yes!" I yelled, exictedly. "Rohan! We were wondering where you were. We thought you got killed by Tex!"

"Nope," said Rohan. "I've been a juror here for the past month. These guys are members of a secret alliance that we formed in the multiverse called the Illuminati."

"We try the innocent and prove them guilty," said Daredevil.

"But we feel obliged to tell you the truth," said Rohan.

"About what?" I asked.

"About Tex," said Rohan. "I was one of the original inventors of him. On the day we turned him on, we knew he would change the world. But this isn't what we had in mind."

"What?" I said, shocked. "So, this psychotic robot was made by you and Dr. Murtis?"

"Yes," said Rohan. "I kept the massacre at the THX headquarters quiet for years now, as I feared getting blackmailed from the entire robotics industry. But now, after hearing about how your friends were captured and your girlfriend is getting married to Tex in two days, I want to make things right."

"OK," I said. "But how are we gonna do this?"

"Well, luckily," said The Punisher. "We are very close to the THX headquarters. We could be there by tomorrow morning."

"That's awesome!" I said.

So, my newest team and I went into a van and were on our way to the THX headquarters. But at that moment, we heard a large stomp. Then, another one. Then, we saw the Rhino charging at us.

"You're not gonna stop this wedding!" yelled The Rhino, as he held up another THX trailer, Tex and Rhino. "Watch this!"

He put the disc in his horn and the usual warning popped up:

"Warning: The following was made to promote Tex and Oceanna's wedding. Viewer discretion is advised."

"No!" I said, my eyes glowing red.

The trailer opened in the X of the THX logo once again. Toppy ad Dave were still in their cages, while Oceanna was making the final preparations for her wedding.

"Oceanna, how could you?!" yelled Toppy. "Kadin loved you with all of his heart, and you're gonna do this to him?!"

"This isn't you," added Dave.

"Deep down, you guys know Kadin isn't the right man for me," said Oceanna. "Why do you think you guys are in cages right now? Him!"

At that moment, a mop got thrown onto the floor. Then, Zurg emerged.

"Suprise!" said Zurg.

"Get away from me, you psycho!" yelled Toppy.

"Relax," said Zurg. "I'm on the good side now. Rod and Tex sentenced me to mop floors for the rest of my life. So, that's why I don't like him anymore. I'm gonna get you out.."

At that moment, Zurg was interrupted by Tex and Rhino emerging.

"Zurg, Zurg, Zurg," said Tex. "You robotic mopping traitor."

"You psychotic monster!" yelled Zurg. "And who is your friend?!"

"Oh, my name's Rhino," said Rhino, getting ready to charge. "I was a member of the Russian Mafia. Then, I wanted more power. So, I was given this rhino costume, so I could have the same abilities as a rhinoceros. Now, I'm getting ready to charge!"

"Mommy," said Zurg.

At that moment, Rhino charged at Zurg as he ran away from him. The deep note played as Tex laughed his butt off and said, "Well, the Mafia men are always the toughest." Then, "The Audience is Listening" and "To Be Continued" appeared on the screen.

"Prepare to be ran over!" yelled Rhino.

"NOOOOO!" I yelled, as I went Super Saiyan.

My eyes were glowing red. My hair was on fire. I felt a whole new energy that I never felt before. I then shot a volt of electricity out of my hands and brought Rhino down. Then, The Amazing Spider-Man webbed him up.

"Wow, Kadin!" said The Amazing Spider-Man. "That was very good!"

"That felt good!" I said, excitedly. "I never knew I had these powers! We gotta go, Rhino. We don't want to be accused of poaching!"

Me and my team drove onwards to the THX headquarters to save our friends. But our troubles would continue from there.

(To be continued...)