Werner Werman vs Herbert the Pervert

Wiz:Back in the old days a whole world war broke loose which brought many PTSD to those who saw the worst things

Boomstick:And it seems it mayve even changed these 2 weirdos

Wiz:Werner Werman the German rat that is quite the inventor

Boomstick:And Herbert the Pervert the Herbert who is...a pervert he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz:And it's our job to analyze their weapons and abilities to find out who would win a death battle

Werner Werman

Wiz:If you thought war wouldn't mess anyone up too much then clearly you've never met this rat

Boomstick:His PTSD goes to a whole other level he's litarally a crazy lunatic rat that creates technology of all sorts he's not number 1 inventor though that goes to Dr.Khal

Wiz:Now Werners methods of technology kinda vary he has an ultra powered tank that can survive any type of weapon even after it is destroyed and it can launch bombs nuts and bolts gum missles pink platforms and flames

Boomstick:And that's not even his deadliest weapon yet for when his tank has become broken beyond repair all he has to do is press a button on his remote and a giant ass robot cat that he built all by himself will come to his rescue and once he gets inside you better watch out

Wiz: Werner Wermans robot better known as katzenwagen is a more suped up version of a cat that has long extendable arms that are able to rip wood out of place and he is able to summon litaral ghost mice that throw orbs that split in two and this can all happen at once

Boomstick:You ever wonder what exactly happened in the war that could've caused him to turn into a nerd

Wiz:Only one could tell Boomstick only one could tell

Herbert the Pervert

Boomstick:World War II was a war of absolutes an old guy named Herbert the Pervert was needed to goe toe to toe with general Fronze Schliknok

Wiz: Unfortunately things didn't start out so well for ol Herb as he got shot down in air strike by Schliknok causing him to spend his days doing hard labor

Boomstick:It's a shame that those bottles were too sticky for Herbert to handle

Wiz:Now eventually Herbert escaped and went into Quohog to become...a pervert...

Boomstick: Hehehe eventually Fronze found his spot too becoming a puppet creator but one day Herberts yuck love interest came into the picture and an attempt to lure Herbert to him he locks both Chris and Peter inside his basement

Wiz: Herbert eventually finds him and after a one on one with Fronze he defeats and accidentally kills him but doesn't feel bad about it he frees Peter and Chris and goes onto...be a pervert once more....of course

Boomstick:Heh so how about we explain his arsenal

Wiz:Right-Right so Herbert has many weapons that would be used in the war Guns planes rockets bombs and grenades to name a few

Boomstick:And for an old guy he runs pretty fast being around the same speed as a bike and possibly cars

Wiz:There's also a weapon the government has been keeping a secret called the atomic saber able to obliterate pretty much anything in its path Herbert sucessfully destroys it but the power cant not be talked about

Boomstick:Herbert can literally use his crutch as a dangerous weapon harness enough energy to reincarnate as a tree and even do a couple special things with his body if you know what I mean hehe

Wiz:... Boomstick don't just don't just talking about him already makes me feel uncomfortable

Boomstick:I suppose you want us to move on then

Wiz:Yes very much so

Pre-Battle

Wiz: Alright the combanants are set we've run the data through all possibilities

Boomstick:It's time for a Death Waaaaarrrrrrrr

Death Battle

2 planes are seen shooting at eachother them both swerving and speeding eventually Werner pops out of the top

Werner Werman:Give it up old man we both know you can't defeat me

Herbert:Oh I beg to differ

Fight!

They both kept shooting and flying around eachother eventually Werner shot a rocket at Herbert who did the same at Werner both planes blew up from the rockets and Werner and Herbert came out with parachutes both glared at eachother before hitting the floor Werner than grabbed a bomb and a match and lit the bob

Werner Werman:Prepare to Die

Herbert then grabs a grenade and pulls the pin off

Herbert:Oh we got a fighter

They then both throw the explosives which collide and create a massive explosion the two then run at eachother and engage in a brawl which knocks Herbert back he then grabs out a gun and starts shooting at Werner who dodged the bullets and quickly created his soup can tank he then charged at Herbert who just barely got out of the way

Werner Werman:Face it we both know you can't beat me vill you just give up

Werner than fired missiles at Herbert which severely injured him he then shot at Werners soup can screws with his gun causing the tank to malfunction and blow up Herbert then turned his back

Herbert: phew that was a close one

Werner Werman:On the contrary I am still alive ziz tank has capabilities you've never seen before

Werner than emerges from the smoke in his now more beat up tank he then dashes at Herbert who attempts to shoot him but he rises up and trips Herbert with the bottom piece he then comes back down and attempts to use his flamethrower on Herbert who jumps out of the way

Herbert:It's too bad your tank is weak now

Herbert tries throwing another grenade but Werner stops it with his buzzsaw bottle caps and sends it far away

Werner Werman:Ziz tank is zi ultimate weapon you vill not vin

Werner than launches Herbert far away with the tank he then attempts to hit Herbert with 2 buzzsaw soda caps but Herbert grabs his crutch and slams the buzzsaws back at Werner

Herbert: Return to sender

Werner sees his buzzsaw bottle caps coming back at him

Werner Werman:Aw shi-

The buzzsaw bottle caps then cause an explosion that destroys the tank Herbert then runs back to Werner who was severly injured on the floor

Herbert:Had enough or are ya thirsty for more

Herbert then assembled the atomic saber and turned it on Werner then lights another bomb and throws it at Herbert who easily slashes through it with the saber without a trace Werner then pulls out a cannon and gets inside

Werner Werman:Fire Away

Werner then blasts out of the cannon Herbert attempts to slash Werner but he just barely dodged while flying he then punched into Herbert and punched him into a wall Herbert was very injured

Werner Werman:For the last time give up I vill not hesitate to kill you

Werner then pulls out the remote to activate katzenwagen

Herbert:Oh I don't think so I'm not going anywhere It's either you die or I do

Herbert then pulls out a machine gun and shoots at Werner who just barely dodged and gets inside katzenwagen Herbert trys to shoot at him but bullets were no effect he then sent out ghosts to try and throw spears at Herbert slash through them he then slashed the ghosts causing them to vanish he then jumped up and stabbed katzenwagen in the head this caused katzenwagen to malfunction so bad that it blew up from inside and outside disintegrating Werner in seconds Herbert then woke up and saw nothing but Werners boots all burnt and ripped apart and there was a giant crater around them Herbert then walked off like it never happened

K.O!

Boomstick:Geez I never took two war veterans to be this explosive

Wiz:Now this was an extremely close battle both matched eachother in speed and strength but when it came to better combat and experience Herbert won this hands down

Boomstick:Given how much Herbert was still kicking even after being heavily injured it was only a matter of time for Werner to horribly mess up Herbert has literally fought in World War III one of the biggest wars in history

Wiz:The approximate kill count for World War III had to be thousands no millions no billions of people considering Herbert pretty much got out Scott free his IQ would have to be just slightly bigger than Werners

Boomstick:And since Werner was struggling hardcore against the old man he got himself practically screwed over cause let's be real there was no way Werner would be able to survive an attack against the atomic saber even if he was a pro in inventing

Wiz:There could've possibly been a way for katzenwagen to crush Herbert or..something but Herberts speed meant that it probably wouldn't work by a long shot this means that Werner unfortunately would meet his impending doom either way

Boomstick:No matter how ya slice it the rat would still die to this old fart

Wiz:And what do you know the war is over

Boomstick:It looks like the rat got exterminated

Wiz:The winner is Herbert the Pervert

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