Camping Trip! a Character Crossover Parody

***another fanfiction with Cartoon Crossovers.***

**Squidward:** *[enters his bedroom in nightgown, with book, and cup of tea]* Ahh, finally, the weekend is here. And this isn't just any old weekend. *[gestures to "Dance Quarterly" calendar on wall]* This is the weekend that Unikitty, his gang go camping. Wouldn't it be great if they got lost in the woods and never came back? *[thought bubble appears over Squidward]*

**Unikitty:** *[in Squidward's thoughts, walking along with Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Barbara Gordon "Batgirl" and Harlen Quinzel "Harley Quinn" (from DC SHG 2019 TV series) have camping gear strapped to their backs]* Guys, I'm scared! *[thought bubble disappears]*

**Squidward:** Ho-ho, that would be great! *[jumps into bed]* You've waited a long time for this! A soft bed, warm tea, a good book, and two whole days with no... *[laughs just like Unikitty.]*

**Squidward:** *[he hears Unikitty's real laughter outside*.*]* What the...?

*[Squidward goes outside to find Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Barbara and Harleen in a tent* in his backyard*, complete with sleeping bags and books, the three are laughing, While Rainbow Dash and Applejack with Lori Loud were just star gazing next to the fire they started.]*

**Squidward:** Unikitty! What do you think you’re doing? Aren't you guys supposed to be camping?

**Unikitty:** We are camping.

**Squidward:** Unikitty, it's not camping if it’s in my backyard. *[camera zooms out to show tent's location]* And for the record, why are you camping on *my* backyard?

**Lincoln Loud:** Aww, it doesn't matter where you are as long as you're outdoors. While all those soft city folk are safe in their beds reading books, we're out here, pitting ourselves against the formidable forces of nature. *[Squidward drops his jaw]* You wanna join us?

**Pinkie Pie:** Yeah Squidy! Join us!

**Squidward:** No.

**Unikitty:** Well, Okay. Have fun inside. *[Squidward leaves; and the gang pull their book back out, along with a flashlight, and begin to read and giggle]*

**Squidward:** *[pops back into tent, glaring]* Wait, Unikitty? What do you mean, "have fun inside"?

**Unikitty:** Just... have fun inside! Y’know, See you tomorrow.?

**Squidward:** Oh. Okay, Bye. *[exits; and the gang resume reading; Squidward enters tent again and gasps]* You little sneak! I see what you're doing!

**Unikitty:** What?

**Squidward:** Don’t play dumb with me, Unikitty! I wasn’t born yesterday!

**Unikitty:** Of course you weren’t, silly. I mean, duh, you’re older than me and-

**Squidward:** Don’t try to change the subject!

**Unikitty:** But Squidward, you were the one who-

**Squidward:** Stop! As I was saying, Don't think I can't see what you're doing!

**Unikitty:** What?

**Squidward:** You're saying I can't take it!

**Unikitty:** B-b-But all I...

**Squidward:** *[holds up his tentacle]* Aah-bah-bah-bah-bah!. You're saying I'm soft! You think your little "have fun inside" challenge is gonna make me come camping with you, But let me tell you something, Unikitty! That will never, in any way, shape, or form, *ever* is gonna happen! There's no way in this world that I'm gonna sit out here all night with you losers! So, get used to it! *[exits tent]*

**Unikitty:** Okay.

**Harleen:** Have fun inside!

**Squidward:** *[pokes head back into tent, blowing Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Barbara and Harleen with his loud voice]* That's it! I'm in! I'll show you uncouth rapscallions what camping’s really all about! *[runs into his house]*

*[Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Lori Loud slowly walked up to the three as they left there tent.]*

**Applejack:** What’s goin’ on fellas?

**Clyde McBride:** *[to Everyone]* Squidward's gonna come camping with us! *[Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Lincoln Loud, Clyde Mcbride, Barbara and Harleen climb out of tent and giggle while Rainbow Dash scoffed.]*

**Rainbow Dash:** *[whispered to Applejack and Lori]* I can see this going well. *[she, Lori and Applejack both shared a quite laugh]*

*[Squidward comes back with a big backpack on.]*

**Squidward:** *[emerges with large camping backpack]* Now you'll see how a real... ugh! *[falls face forward on the ground, squished by the immense backpack]* ...outdoorsman does it! *[climbs out from underneath; pulls pouch from backpack]* Now, where did I put it? Ah, yes! Here we are, my remote-controlled, self-assembling tent. Watch and learn.

*[Unikitty and Lincoln takes out binoculars, While Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Clyde McBride, Barbara and Harleen get out there notepads and a pair of half-moon glasses while Rainbow Dash only rollled her eyes, and Lori just stands looking at him with a bored expression]*

*[Squidward throws and tosses the bag into the air then gets out the remote and presses the remote and pushes the button, but the power fizzles and the tent appears, unassembled in a pile on the ground]*

**Applejack:** *[rhetorically]* Bravo, Squidward. Bravo.

**Lori Loud:** Yeah, You did it very well.

**Unikitty:** Yeah, That was great, Squidward! but how do you get inside?

**Puppycorn:** Yeah, it's all crushy-looking.

**Rainbow Dash:** *[sarcastically]* Is that how you guys set up tents outside?

**Squidward:** No! Erm, well, that’s because…. It isn't put up yet, you idiots!

**Pinkie Pie:** But… But we thought you said it was *self-assembling* and-

**Squidward:** Stop! *Who’s* the outdoorsman here?! Now, if I can just…. *[Squidward grumbles, picking up the tent and fiddling around with it and* starts to mess with his tent but he *accidentally rips it]* Huh?

**Unikitty:** *[still acting like she, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie and Harleen are taking notes]* Wow! Customization!

**Puppycorn:** Genius!

**Squidward:** *[starts beating the tent with a wooden stick]* Bah! bah! bah!

*[Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Lori fall out rolling on then ground while laughing at the scene in front of them.]*

**Lincoln Loud:** He's tenderizing the ground!

**Clyde McBride:** Of course!

*[Squidward is still struggling with the tent getting himself* *tangled in the rope and* *he* *is trying to unravel it causing Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Lori to laugh harder]*

**Barbara:** Write that down, write that down!

**Harleen:** I'm doing that!

*[Harleen still appears to be taking notes, but it turns out that she is just playing a tic-tac-toe game with Pinkie Pie and Puppycorn instead of writhing notes. in progress on his notepad]*

**Squidward:** *[gives the pile a huge kick; it automatically becomes an assembled tent]* Huh? Well, it took slightly longer but, Voila! *[the perfect tent collapses to pile form again; Squidward pushes it out of the way embarrassed]* Uh, heh heh, welllllll……. But what could compare to just lying out under the stars?

*[Squidward takes a lone blanket and places it on the ground; Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Barbara and Harleen applaud vigorously while Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Lori Loud are sitting next to them after pulling themselves together after* *Squidward's episode.]*

**Squidward:** Well, I've worked up an appetite as big as all outdoors. Time for a little grub.

**Applejack:** You should be hungry after all that wrestlin’ with yer tent an’ all. *[She laughed with everyone else joining in.]*

**Lori Loud:** Good one.

**Squidward:** Whatever. Anyway, for terms of food, especially knowing it involves the five of you. I suppose you guys are gonna stew up some twigs and rocks, right?

**Lana Loud:** *[offscreen]* Already called dibs on the bugs! *(munches on a caterpillar)*

*[Lola Loud and Lana Loud appeared on-screen as they are camping to.]*

**Lola Loud:** Ew, Lana! That caterpillar had a life ahead of him, and you just took it away from him!

**Squidward:** Lana? Lola? What are you two doing here?

**Lola Loud:** Hello? Camping! It’s better than being indoors texting our friends all weekend!

*[Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid Chang, and Adelaide Chang appeared on-screen they also are camping to]*

**Ronnie Anne:** Hi guys.

**Lincoln Loud:** Oh, Hi Ronnie Anne.

**Ronnie Anne:** Hey Lame-O good to see you.

**Lincoln Loud:** Are you gonna camping too?

**Sid Chang:** Yeah, Camping is great where you roast marshmallows. telling campfire stories and looking at the stars!

**Unikitty:** *[laughs]* Right… And that's about we are going to- *[pulls out "Marsh King" bag]* -Eat marshmallows!

**Lola Loud:** OOH! My favorite! Pass me the bag, Unikitty!

**Unikitty:** Coming right up! *[takes and pops a* pieces of *marshmallows for her, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Lincoln and Clyde then passes the Bag to Lola]*

**Lola Loud:** *[munches on a marshmallow into her mouth]* Mmm...! just like the astronauts eat. Here you go.

**Adelaide Chang:** *[munching her marshmallow]* Mmmmm... marshmallows!

**Sid Chang:** *[munching her marshmallow]* Delicious!

**Applejack:** What’s an astro-whatever?

**Pinkie Pie:** You really need to get out more. Astronauts are people that go inside a space ship and they go up into space and explore the stars! I’d like to go into space one day!

**Rainbow Dash:** Yeah, like that’ll happen.

**Pinkie Pie:** You really think so? Thanks Dashie!

**Rainbow Dash:** Uhh…you’re welcome?

**Lana Loud:** *[has round fishbowl over her head like the helmet of an astronaut suit; imitates static noise]* Lana to Unikitty. Lana to Unikitty. I read you. Over.

**Unikitty:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Unikitty to Lana. I read you loud and clear. Over.

**Pinkie Pie:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Pinkie to Unikitty. Pinkie to Unikitty. Do you read me? Over.

**Unikitty:** *[static]* Unikitty to Pinkie. You’re coming it loud and clear.. Over.

**Puppycorn:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Puppycorn to Lola Loud. I like going *[static]*. Over.

**Lola Loud:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Lola to Puppycorn. *[static]* Me too.

**Lincoln Loud:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Lincoln to Clyde. you hear me? *[static]*

**Clyde McBride:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Clyde to Lincoln. I hear you *[static]* Over.

**Sid Chang:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Sid to Adelaide. We are in the space. *[static]*

**Adelaide Chang:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Adelaide to Sid. I see the Milky Way *[static]* Over.

**Barbara:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Barbara to Harleen. We're landing on the moon. *[static]*

**Harleen:** *[also has "helmet". imitates static noise]* Harleen to Barbara. I see extraterrestrial life. *[static]* Over.

*[Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Lola Loud, Lana Loud, Sid Chang, Adelaide Chang, Barbara and Harleen start to repeatedly exchange static noises back and forth for a bit, while Squidward, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Ronnie Anne and Lori Loud stare vacantly at them.]*

**Lola Loud:** Lola To Lana, Pinkie, Barbara and Harleen. Help yourselves. Over. *[holds out Marsh King bag]*

**Lana Loud, Pinkie Pie, Barbara and Harleen:** Yummy! *[take some marshmallow and crams it into there mouth, smashing the "helmets"]*

**Lana Loud:** Lana to Unikitty. The deliciousness has landed!

**Pinkie Pie:** Same goes for me!

**Harleen:** *[static]* Over.

**Rainbow Dash:** Hey, don’t go hoggin’ the marshmallows! Pass us the bag!

**Lori Loud:** And please stop doing that noise, it's annoying.

**Lola Loud:** Sure Rainbow. Here ya go. *[Lola hands Rainbow Dash the bag]*

**Squidward:** Well, you astronauts can eat marshmallows, but I'm gonna have a can of Swedish Barnacle Balls *[holds up can so we can read its label]*, just as soon as I can get my can opener.

**Unikitty:** But Squidward, didn't you take a can opener when you hiked out here?

**Squidward:** Why would I bother? We're ten feet from my house.

**Lana Loud:** Yeah, But this is the wilderness! And It just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit.

**Lola Loud:** Pretty weenie if you ask me.

**Pinkie Pie:** Yeah, Squidy, don’t be a weenie.

**Squidward:** All right, all right, gimme a marshmallow.

*[Squidward begins toasting his marshmallow lightly.]*

*[Puppycorn, sitting across from him, sets his on fire and tries to blow on it to cool it down, but the marshmallow flies off and hits Squidward in the face.]*

*[Puppycorn gets another marshmallow and repeats the same thing twice.]*

*[After two marshmallows to the face, Squidward ducks, but the third marshmallow has a boomerang effect and hits Squidward in the back of the head]*

**Squidward:** *[annoyed]* Okay. Besides spitting molten food stuffs at me, what else do you do for fun?

**Rainbow Dash:** Simple! Well tell scary stories! *(Rainbow Dash slowly hovers over the group)* You guys do like scary stories, right?!

*[Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie and Harleen gulp nervously]*

**Unikitty:** *[gets scared]* Uh, s-sure R-Rainbow. *[she hides behind Puppycorn]* W-We don’t mind…r-r-right Puppycorn?

**Puppycorn:** *[gets scared as well]* R-Right Unikitty! We can totally handle it, we’re not babies. R-Right Pinkie Pie?

**Pinkie Pie:** *[she didn't even say anything. she only shivered and quickly hides behind Harleen with Unikitty and Puppycorn.]* Uh-huh.

**Lincoln Loud:** *[gulps]* Scary stories?

**Ronnie Anne:** *[smugly]* What's the matter Lincoln. are you scared?

**Lincoln Loud:** What? I'm not scared, we're not babies, we can listen scary stories.

**Clyde McBride:** Yeah, We're men.

**Rainbow Dash:** Good. It all started on a night, just like this, deep within’ the Everfree Forest. A filly was trying to get home after playing all day so she decided to take a short cut through the Everfree forest. Little did she know that she was being watched from afar, by the infamous being, known as... Slender Pony!

**Squidward:** *[rhetorically.]* Slender Pony?

**Rainbow Dash:** *[instantly flew into Squidward's face.]* Yes! Slender Pony! *[Rainbow Dash flew back above the group.]* Anyways, back to the story. The little girl had discovered that is was darker then normal in the Everfree Forest, so she pulled out her flashlight and began to look for a way out. As she got deeper and deeper into the forest she discovered a piece of paper attached to a tree, the paper read ‘Help Me’. The little girl felt a cold tingle travel up her spine. But she shrugged it off, thinking it was just a stupid prank. She continued into the forest and stumbled across an old abandoned carriage with another note attached to it. This note read ‘Can’t Run’.

*[At this point Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Harleen, Sid Chang and Adelaide Chang were ready to wet themselves.]*

**Rainbow Dash:** After reading the note the little girl heard rustling behind her, she quickly turned to see who was back there, but she saw nopony. The little filly tried to brush it off, but as she continued on the rustling sound seemed to be following her. So she started to run as fast as she could until she found another note. But this note didn’t have anything written on it, it only had a drawing of a tall slender pony surrounded by trees. This particular note made the filly shiver, and as she turned around she saw him…

**Pinkie Pie:** S-Saw who?

**Rainbow Dash:** Slender Pony!! *[Rainbow Dash yelled causing the eight to jump. Squidward, Lola, Lana, Lori, Ronnie and Applejack were just sitting there listening to the story]*

**Unikitty:** *[in pure fear]* Wh-What happened n-next?

**Rainbow Dash:** Well, the filly had noticed that Slender Pony had no face, and was wearing a black suit with a red tie and white shirt.

**Puppycorn:** Uhh… *[started.]* By no f-face, wh-what do you mean?

**Rainbow Dash:** *[she flew into Puppycorn's face.]* I mean no eyes, no mouth, no skin, no hair, no facial features at all. Just a pure white head.

**Puppycorn:** *[shook like a leaf.]* I-I see.

**Rainbow Dash:** The filly also noticed the longer she looked at the pony she began to develop a head ache so she decided to hall tail outta there. Running as fast as her little hooves could carry her, she kept running until she found a rest area in a clearing of the forest. Seeing it as a safe house from Slender Pony she quickly ducked inside. With flashlight in hand, the filly looked through each room to see if she could find anything to defend herself with. She kept searching and searching until she entered a room with another note attached to the wall.

**Harleen** *[mumbled]* Oh no.

**Rainbow Dash:** She slowly approached the note and took it off the wall, again, it had only a drawing of Slender Pony with no written all around him. So she took the paper and slowly turned around… And you know what he does next?

**Unikitty:** What? What happened next?

**Rainbow Dash:** You really want to know?

**Puppycorn:** Yes.

**Rainbow Dash:** Are you sure you want to know?

**Pinkie Pie:** Yes! What happened next?!

**Rainbow Dash:** *[instantly appeared behind them.]* He got her! *[she yelled causing them to scream in pure fear.]*

*[Lola Loud, Lana Loud, Lori Loud, Ronnie Anne, Applejack and Barbara laughed there heads off watching the eight screaming friends run in circles, while Squidward looks unamused.]*

**Applejack:** Alright Rainbow, you can calm em’ down now.

**Rainbow Dash:** *[she quickly flew in front of them and stopped them in there tracks.]* Okay you guys, you can calm down now.

**Unikitty:** Sorry Rainbow Dash, it’s just that story was really scary.

**Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Sid Chang, Adelaide Chang and Harleen:** *[Agreed]* Yeah.

**Squidward:** Well, so far I’m entertained. But I’d like to move onto the next activity. What else do you guys do for fun?

**Unikitty:** Well, after a long day of camping, it's nice to unwind with a nice, relaxing campfire song.

**Luna Loud:** *(offscreen)* Did someone say Sing a Song?!

*[Luna Loud appears on-screen and taking out her guitar while she was camping to.]*

**Squidward:** Luna? You're camping too?

**Luna Loud:** You bet, Dude! I got the perfect song for us to sing around the fire! *(sits besides Unikitty and starts playing the guitar)* Ready, Unikitty?

**Unikitty:** You bet! *[pulls out a ukulele and starts playing it]* We call this one, "The Campfire Song Song".

*[they began to strum.]*

**Squidward:** *[facepalms]* *[sighs]* Please, Tell me there not-

**Pinkie Pie:** Oh yeah, There are!

**Luna Loud:** ♪Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song.♪

**Unikitty:** ♪Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song.♪

**Luna Loud:** ♪And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong.♪

**Unikitty:** ♪But it'll help if you just sing along...♪

**Puppycorn:** ♪Bum! Bum! Bum!♪

**Unikitty and Luna Loud:** *[Puppycorn slightly behind Unikitty and Luna Loud in the words]* ♪C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! And if you don't think that we can't sing it faster, then you’re wrong!♪

**Unikitty:** ♪But it'll help if you just sing along...♪

**Puppycorn:** ♪Sing another song...♪

**Luna Loud:** ♪C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!♪ Puppycorn!

**Puppycorn:** ♪SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...♪

**Luna Loud:** Squidward! *[silence]* Good!

*(Rock instrument starts playing)*

**Unikitty and Luna Loud:** ♪It'll help... it'll help... if you just sing along!♪ *[Luna smashes her guitar and* *Unikitty does the same thing with her ukulele like a guitar at the end of a rock show. Puppycorn does the same with his drum set at Unikitty and Luna Loud]* ♪Oh yeah!♪

*[After the song had ended Pinkie Pie, Puppycorn, Sid Chang and Harleen are clapping while Squidward, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Lola Loud, Lana Loud, Lori Loud, Ronnie Anne, Adelaide Chang and Barbara looked at Unikitty, Puppycorn and Luna Loud like they had lost their minds.]*

**Unikitty:** Whooo! That was great! Even better than what we practiced!

**Luna Loud:** You said it, Unikitty! *(hugs Unikitty)* Ahh, now, Wasn't that relaxing, dudes?

**Squidward:** R-relaxing?! You…. you dunce! You call *that* relaxing? Hmph, I *dread* to see what your definition of “loud” would be. But allow me to provide a musical number of my own. *[Squidward pulls out a clarinet.]* I’ll have you know I took a few lessons from a world-renowned maestro. Now This is relaxing. *[holds up a clarinet and begins playing "Kumbaya"; Everyone looks alarmed]*

**Lola Loud:** Oh no! I'll save you, Squidward! *[picks up marshmallow and slingshots it at Squidward; it goes up his clarinet and sticks in the back of his throat and falls to the ground; Lola comes over to assist him]* Squidward, are you all right? That's it, chew, chew, and swallow. *[Squidward gasps for air]* There, better?

**Squidward:** B-b-b-Better?!?! I was just fine until you lodged that ballistic junk food into my instrument and down my windpipe! I literally could've died!

**Lola Loud:** I’m sorry, But I had to! It's too dangerous to play that kind of song badly out here in the wilderness!

**Squidward:** B-b-badly?! Speak for yourself with There so-called “relaxing” campfire song!

**Puppycorn:** Song! Hee hee!

**Lola Loud:** No, Squidward! You don’t understand! We might attract...…..

**Squidward:** Attract…. what?

**Lola Loud:** *[whispers in Squidward's ear]* a Bearsaurus.

**Squidward:** A what?! Did you say….. A Bearsaurus?

**Lola Loud:** *[nods her head]* Mhm.

**Squidward:** *[in a low, cautious tone]* You mean like the ones here in our world, when that they are, oh I don’t know…..... *[In an angry tone]* don't exist?!

**Lola Loud:** What are you saying?

**Squidward:** There's no such thing! They're just a myth.

*(Lisa Loud appears walked up from the screen)*

**Lisa Loud:** I wouldn't hold my breath on that. Bearsaurus are all too far beyond real. It says so in the Toon City Inquirer Magazine. *[holds up cheesy tabloid newspaper]*

**Squidward:** *[reads cover story]* "I Married a Bearsaurus"?

*(Lucy Loud appears)*

**Lucy Loud:** Yeah!

*[Lucy Loud scares Squidward, causing him to scream]*

**Squidward:** *[screams]* AAH!!

**Lucy Loud:** Sigh and It even says so in the Science Fiction section of the newspaper! *[holds up newspaper]*

**Squidward:** *[reads]* "Bearsaurus and Fairy Tales Are Real"?

**Lincoln Loud:** And what about this comic. *[holds up comic]*

**Squidward:** *[reads]* "Bearsaurus destroys the town"? That's the stupidest thing I had ever heard in my entire life.

**Pinkie Pie:** Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

*[Luan Loud and Lynn Loud walked appear on-screen]*

**Luan Loud:** Pinkie is right, Squidward. Because they're all *Bear-tincted* to attack, Hahaha! get it? *[everyone groans at her bad joke pun Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie and Harleen laugh at her joke]*

**Pinkie Pie:** Good joke!

**Luan Loud:** But seriously Bearsaurus are no laughing matter.

**Lynn Loud jr:** Yeah! Like this one time, I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin...

**Squidward:** You're right! I should be more careful. In fact, why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep the Bearsaurus away?

**Unikitty:** Hmm, well….

*[Leni Loud appears on-screen as she runs up to Unikitty with a list]*

**Leni Loud:** Don’t worry, Unikitty! I compiled a list for ya! *[she gives it to Unikitty]*

**Unikitty:** Gee, thanks, Leni! Alright let’s see here…. *[she notices a shopping list]* Leni? This is just a shopping list for Dresses! *[she throws the list away]*

*[Leni Loud has made a mistake]*

**Leni Loud:** Oops! Sorry, here’s the other list. *[she gives it to Unikitty]*

**Unikitty:** *[reads the list]* Alright, let's see here, here it is, First off, don't play the clarinet.

**Squidward:** Okay. Then what?

**Lana Loud:** Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.

**Pinkie Pie:** Flashlights are their natural prey.

**Squidward:** You're kidding.

**Lynn Loud jr:** Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.

**Puppycorn:** Yeah.

**Squidward:** *[writes on notepad]* Go on.

**Luan Loud:** Don't ever eat cheese.

**Squidward:** Sliced or cubed?

**Lisa Loud:** *[whispers with Everyone]* Cubed.

**Lori Loud:** But sliced is fine.

**Squidward:** Yeah, yeah, and?

**Luna Loud:** Never wear a sombrero...

**Lana Loud:** ...in a goofy fashion!

**Luan Loud:** While wearing clown shoes!

**Leni Loud:** Or a hoop skirt.

**Unikitty:** And never...

**Lynn Loud:** Ever...

**Puppycorn:** Ever...

**Harleen:** Ever...

**Pinkie Pie:** Duh!

**All:** *[yelled in fear]* ... SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!!!

**Squidward:** Wow! That's amazing how many things can set a Bearsaurus off!

**All:** *[huddling together, shuddering]* They're horrible!

**Squidward:** And... and suddenly I have the sense we're all in danger.

**All:** Why?

**Squidward:** I don't know... *[he runs off]*

**Rainbow Dash:** *[her eyes grow wide and she whispers to Applejack.]* He’s not really gonna do it is he?

**Squidward:** *[he returns with a flashlight, clown shoes, hoop skirt, sombrero, and tray full of cubed cheese; a diabolical look is on his face]* Just a feeling!

**Applejack:** He is.

**Unikitty:** *[horrified]* No.

**Squidward:** Yes.

**Unikitty:** *[scared]* No.

**Ronnie Anne:** Squidward, please...

**Squidward:** *[he begins making chimp noises]* UH!UHUHU!

**All:** *[yelling in fear]* SQUIDWARD, PLEASE DON'T!!!

**Squidward:** *[He continues hooting, stomping, and waving flashlight around]* Uh! Uh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ah! Ah! Ah!

**Clyde McBride:** Guys, what are we gonna do? A Bearsaurus' sure to come and eat us!

**Sid Chang:** We have to do something!

**Unikitty:** Don't worry, Everyone! I got an idea! I'll draw us an anti-Bearsaurus circle in the dirt. *[takes stick and draws circle around herself with Everyone]*

**Lisa Loud:** Excellent thinking, Unikitty! All the experts say that a perfect 360° circle is the only defense and can prevent against a Bearsaurus attack 99.9% of the time!. *[Pinkie Pie holds up another issue of Fake Science Monthly.]*

*[Everyone cuddles each other in their anti-Bearsaurus circle]*

**Squidward:** *[laughing]* Ha! ha! ha! You guys are so gullible. See? I did everything that attracts a Bearsaurus, and nothing happened. If Bearsauruses really exist, why didn't one show up?

**Lincoln Loud:** Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.

**Squidward:** Oh, pfft. Sorry, how silly of me! You mean like this? *[He tilts his sombrero to the right, laughing, but something off-screen takes the hat and turns it upside-down instead]*

**Barbara:** No, sorta Like that...

*[Lily Loud appears with the others]*

**Lily Loud:** Uh oh.

*[The camera zooms out to show the Bearsaurus that inverted Squidward's sombrero; it looks like a giant Tyrannosaurus Rex with the head of a bear and claws on its fins. Squidward sees The Bearsaurus and screams while it roars and chases him while he runs; it begins to maul [off-camera] the screaming Squidward while Everyone is still huddled inside their anti-Bearsaurus circle]*

**Ronnie Anne:** *[flinches]* Ooooh... that's gonna leave a mark.

**Leni Loud:** *[freaks out]* OMG! Squidward, are you okay?

**Squidward:** *[looking bruised, battered and bandaged]* No.

**Applejack:** Quick! Jump inside our anti-Bearsaurus circle before he comes back!

**Lisa loud:** Yes, Squidward! A Bearsaurus often attacks more than once without warning!

**Squidward:** Have you lost your minds?! You're all crazy! A dirt circle won't stop that…. that monster. I'm literally running for my life!

**All:** *[yelling]* No!

*[the Bearsaurus comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]*

**Lola Loud:** Don't run! Bearsauruses hate that!

**Squidward:** *[weakly]* Thanks for the tip. Well….. I don’t know about all of you Everyone, but….. I think that’s *enough* camping for me tonight! I guess I'll just limp home, then.

**All:** *[yelling]* No!

*[the Bearsaurus comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]*

**Lynn Loud jr:** They hate limping more than running!

**Squidward:** *[off-screen]* Well, I guess I'll just have...

*[the Bearsaurus comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]*

**Lisa Loud:** Did we forget to mention they hate crawling on all fours?!

*[But without warning, the Bearsaurus comes back and resumes mauling Squidward for a unknown reason]*

**Squidward:** *[off-screen]* Oh for the love of- What did I do that time?!

**Luan Loud:** I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you.

**Leni Loud:** Pretend to be someone else!

**Pinkie Pie, Sid Chang and Harleen:** Yeah!

**Rainbow Dash:** *[looked at Leni, Pinkie Pie and Harleen]* Are you four serious?

**Harleen:** Probably.

**Barbara:** Here, draw this circle before he comes back! *[tosses Squidward the stick]*

**Squidward:** *[off-screen]* Okay. *[draws a circle]*

*[Suddenly the Bearsaurus comes back and resumes mauling once more]*

**Lisa Loud:** That was an oval! It needs to be a perfect 360° circle!

**Squidward:** *[runs and climbs on top of Everyone, who are still sitting in the circle]* Move over! *[the Bearsaurus comes up to Squidward in the circle, sees it, sniffs it, snarls as it points a threatening claw at him, and leaves as Squidward collapses in a coma from multiple Bearsaurus attacks, much to everyone's horror]*

**Lisa Loud:** Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no! Squidward is not moving and is not awake because of that Bearsaurus! Somebody call 911! CALL 911!