WCWF Flash Flood v44 (9/17/1996)

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[Shows a WCWF symbol against a black screen, suddenly it
explodes...."The WCWF - It's explosive action!]
[Starts up some new, more hyped up music... but it is still a little
similar to the Sportscenter theme. It fades in to Matt Fountain
sitting behind a sort of desk. This time, it is more "sportscentered."
Sitting next to him is Don London.]

Fountain: Welcome once again fans to another edition of Flash Flood,
I'm your host Matt Fountain...

London: And I'm ring anylist "Lethal" Don London.

Fountain: Well, as you know, this is the pre-game show for Tuesday
Night WAR... which features some great matches... that we talked about
last night....let's get these comments from the Horsemen, who have a
match tonight where two members face each other...

[Cuts to The Horsemen {Flair, Macho Man, and Inferno}]

(Shows Inferno, standing with the Dainja title, with an Inferno logo
in the background)

Ric Flair: Well,well,well. The Horsemen are the most dominant stable
in the WCWF. Dibiase,you better watch out because we will crush
you.Johnny Butler,I will face you at Slaughter.To make sure we dont
get any interference I want a closed cage match.You up to it? This is
to all wrestlers in the WCWF.I will give the first wrestler who
responds a shot at my title at Friday Night Live.
But,if you accept and I win your career will be over because I promise
I wont let the figure 4 go.I will kick your ass!!!!! I am a fighting
champ unlike Assaf,I will defend against anyone. WCWF,prepare to style
and profile like never before.The Horsemen are at full
strength.WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Inferno: Well, it's all been revealed, I'm a horsemen, I've got an
agenda, I'd I've got a lot to say... And I've received THOUSANDS of
questions from my fans like "Why quit the Wolverines??" "Why join the
Horsemen??" etc... Well, I'll answer those any many more questions on
the WCWF hotline with Mark Kardon, coming this tuesday. Well, there
was an instanec happen recently involving myself and Mr. Extreme that
took place in the locker room (IRC), which willl be revealed on that
hotline. Extreme, I want you in the ring SO bad, I can feel it in my
blood. That's why this Friday I want you in the ring in a cage
match... We're both champs, so it's non-title, but I really wanna
peice of you. THis is more than title shots, this is more that Stable
Wars, this is personal... I want your neck between my hands, and
Friday I intend to do it... U up to it???

Savage: Oh yea.... Macho Man in the house brother. Giant, I heard you
don't want to move the match up.... that's fiiiiiinneee with me..
yeah! I just thought maybe you'd prefer to get your butt kicked in
front of a smaller audience.... dig it?!?!?

[Fades to Horsemen symbol.]

[Cuts back to Fountain]

Fountain: Well, this sudden friendship between Inferno and the "Macho
Man" Randy Savage is developing quite quickly... don't you think?

London: Indeed... either something will go down with these two
involved... or they have just been friends for a long time..

Fountain: Well, as you know... The Orient Express faces the Legends,
of the Syndicate, tonight.... we got this tape from the entire
Syndicate, Headhunters absent.... earlier today.

[Cuts to The Syndicate]

"Almighty" Devon Storm:  "Well Coy, Music Man, the Night has finally
arrived.  I have waited and waited for this moment for a long time and
after campaigning endlessly, I finally got this match.  It seemes to
me that both of you know you are going to lose because many people
have not heard a word from either of you...That makes no difference to
me, I have a new purpose and a new objective in the WCWF.  But in
order to start completeting those I need to get a few things out of
the way.  And one of those things is you two.  The Syndicate is the
most powerful force in the WCWF, and now that I am a part of it, my
attitude has changed.  But a grudge is a grudge, and it won't go away.
So at Tuesday Night War, it will all be settled in the ring.  And when
the dust settles, The Almighty One and the Syndicate will come out
victorious!!!"

Hulk:  You know something Hulkamaniacs,  we've been listening to
Demolition crying and whining about how they want a match with the
Legends.  You know something brother.  That's fine by us.  We accept.
Friday Night Live.

Warrior:  We are guided by the almighty power of Hulkamania.  Guided
by a destiny.  At Friday Night Live, you will surrender to the power
of the Ultimate Warrior!

Hulk:  Take a long hard look into these eyes, brother.  Do you see any
fear? So I ask you.  Whatcha gonna do, when the Warrior and the
Hulkster run wild all over you???

Ahmed: And Corporation... don't even think aboutinterfering inthe
matchup... cause we'll bewatching for you. Sting & Luger...
justwait... you'll getyours baby!

Zeus: LEGIONAIRRES! I REPEAT.... WE AREN'T THE ENEMY.... THAT WAS JUST
A SIMPLE WAY OF ELIMINATING THE GARBAGE HERE IN THE WCWF! WE DID YOU A
FAVOR!

Ahmed: That'sright Legionairres... and we'd behappy to helpyou or any
of your AlliedForces friends ifthey are everin need! And by the way,
The Headhuntersaren't hereright now... but theywant to issuean open
challenge toany of the tagteams out therein the WorldChampionship
Wrestling Federation....

Zeus: SEE YOU IN THE RING STING & LUGER!

[They all make a Syndicate symbol]

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: Well, seems like the Syndicate may be a very powerfull force
in the WCWF in the near future. We have to take a commercial break,
but when we come back... more hot WCWF News!

[Cuts to Commercials]

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[Cuts back to Fountain]

Fountain: We're back folks and... things do not look pretty between
the Clique and The Snake Pit. Let's look at these comments from both
sides....

[Cuts the Clique]

*The Clique are seated in their gym.  Scott Hall is wearing snakeskin
boots, and has a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand.  Kevin Nash is
wearing a kilt and a "Hot Rod" T-shirt.  He is holding a set of
bagpipes in his hands.*

Hall : Yo, chicos...   *hic*  My name is Snake "The Jake" Roberts...
*hic* You're probably wondering why I'm talking in a Hispanic
accent...  well, mang...  *hic*   this is how I talk when I have
nothing but JD for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  *hic*   I wanna talk
to you...  *hic*   ...about the CLICK!!!   The CLICK is...  ummm...
well, I think they're beautiful, mang!! Just beautiful!!  *hic*  But
there's something else I just gotta say... Piper, mang...  I don't
like ya, brudder!!!   You make me wanna PUKE!!!  Do ya understand???
PUKE PUKE PUKE!!!  *hic*   When you play those pagbipes, it makes me
wanna...  ummmm...  get something else to drink...  *burp*
HEEHAHAHAHAHA!!  *hic*  And that kilt you wear makes you look like a
girl, or something...

Nash : It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!!!  GET IT RIGHT!!   Ya know
somethin'... everyone's TALKIN' about the Clique...  ya got Hall and
Nash...  two pretty big guys, who are probably gonna kick our behinds
on Tuesday...  *plays taps on the bagpipes, very out-of-tune*   I
mean, LOOK AT ME, I wear a SKIRT... of course, they're gonna come
after a jerk like me!!  And, then there's you, Jake... you'll be easy
pickings in your drunken, slobbering state...  but, hey, at least
you'll feel no pain, right??

Hall : AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH, MANG?????   *hic*

Nash : AND THEN YOU GOT BRIAN PILLMAN, the LOOSE CANNON that he likes
to call himself...  brother, I got somethin' to tell ya!!  Ain't
nobody afraid of a cannon that ain't even LOADED!!!

Hall : *hic*   I'm loaded right now!!!

Nash : So, PILLMAN, you bring your fanny to the ring WHENEEEEEEEEVER
you want to...  bring your little friend, ZEEVO, with ya, too...  who
is this Zeevo, anyway...  Pillman's dog???   We'll just throw some
meat at it, and he'll be happy...  so, Pillman, you just remember
this...  you do NOT throw rocks at a man who has got a MACHINE GUN!!

Hall : Yeah, mang!!!    oooohhhhhhhh...   *passes out*

Nash : Oh, MAN, it's leaking out of the bottle...  he's gonna have a
FIT!!!

[Cuts to Snake Pit]

(Shows Roddy Piper and Jake Roberts standing a WCWF locker room)

Jake: Clique, this tuesday, we've got you two in the ring... You see,
I'm sneakiest player in the WCWF, and when you play with a Snake, you
get bitten...

Piper: That's right, and you've messed with a lotta wacko's in your
day... Especially Brian Pillman, well, he's gonna look like Kermit the
Frog after I get done with you!!! You see, one's as much of a loose
cannon as the Hot Rod!!! And when you get in the ring with us two, you
don't come back the same...

Jake: And Hall, Nash, have you guys felt the DDT done to perfection???
This tuesday, it all comes together... And Everyone's been asking us
"Are you guys going with Inferno?? Are you horsemen?? Are you
Wolverines??" Where are you?? Well, were staying with the Wolverines,
Inferno may have "built this house", but it takes more than him to
keep it going... And the Wolverines are gonna shine against the
Clique, and then the Legends... Cya then, suckers

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: It will be an interesting debut to see how the Snake Pit
fairs against the TV Tag Team Belt challengers. And here is something
else I found out today.... The Dark Knights actually had the shot...
but passed on it! I don't know the meaning of that... but that is what
my sources tell me....

London: Well, one match I'm interested in seeing is the Taz and
Pillman match... let's take comments from the Loose Cannnon himself.

[Cuts to Brian Pillman]

Brian Pillman : TAZ!!!!   It is inconceivable that anything true could
come out of that sewer mouth of yours, but something DID!!  When you
said I didn't fear you, you were RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!   I don't fear
YOU, I don't fear the Clique, and I sure as HELL don't fear JOHNNY
"THE BASTARD" BUTLER!!  Taz, do me a favor...  bring everything you
got to Tuesday Night War.  I want to get Taz-plexed again!!  Do it
several times!!!  Because, after each one, I will get
up and pound on you some more!!   One thing is clear for this Tuesday
night...
Taz will be the next man to realize the legend and LEGACY of BRIAN
PILLMAN!!!

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: Now, we also have what seems to be a "test of skills" match
between The Enigma and The Jet...let's see prerecorded comments.

[Cuts to The Enigma Takezo Musashi]

Enigma:  Jesse `the Jet' Johnson, you have the courage to accept my
challenge.  That makes me respect you, but it does'nt alter the fact
that you will be beaten when we clash.  Johnson, you may go aerial,
but I soar as high as comet, I reach much higher altitudes than a
`Jet'!  My record has slumped a little during my past couple of
matches, but I'm looking for my victory over you to start a big come
back!  I see the Cruiserweight title is now up for grabs.  I don't
know what Owen Hart and Johnson have done to deserve the first chance
at the title, but no matter.  I will capture that belt soon enough!

[Cuts to Matt Fountain]

Fountain: But now we have an interview with Jesse "The Jet" Johnson.
Nice to have you back on the set of Flash Flood again Jesse.

Jesse: It's great to be back, Matt.  It's nice to meet you too, Mr.
London.  I've seen some of your matches, and I must say, you're truly
a skilled competitor in the ring.

London: Why thank you Jesse, I have to say, I think you're not too
shabby in the squared circle yourself.

Jesse: Thanks Don.  But right now, I have something to say to Owen
Hart.  Owen, I couldn't be happier.  There's nothing I'd like more
than to have a good clean match.  I agree to the stipulation.

Jesse: I'm glad you're not going to go easy on me Owen, I wouldn't
want it any other way.  In return, I've got to say, I'm not going to
pull up short against you either.  We both know that we need this
match, and I'm not going to let anything, or anyone to screw it up for
me.  I want the belt, and I'll walk away with it.

Jesse: Good luck Owen, but listen to this:  If I find out you made
someone come in and "interfere" for me to disqualify me, I'll make
sure your title reign as Cruiserweight champ will be the shortest
ever!

[Jesse gets up, shakes Matt's and Don's hands, and leaves the set.]

Fountain: Finally, we have the Triangle Match between the silent Erik
Coy, the man we heard from earlier.. Devon Storm... and this man....
The Music Man

[Cuts to Music Man]

Music Man: "Well, well, the time has come for you Storm, and for you,
Coy.  I've been composing a tune for our match.  Finally I can rid you
2 cancers from my side Tuesday and move on to bigger things. I'm
talking about Adam Christ. This guy just walks in the WCWF and
,without working his way up the ladder, wants a TV title shot.  Well,
buddy, I have news for you.  You don't deserve it.  So, I challenge
you, Adam Christ, to a match for Friday Night.  The winner gets the
shot at Mr.Extreme at September Slaughter.  Respond soon, Messiah, or
you will pay heavy consequences.  Storm, Coy, be ready to lose!"

[Cuts to Fountain, laughing]

Fountain: Well, Adam Christ did used to be called Lucifer... and had a
few matches there.. go figure... I guess Goddard thinks that Christ is
the better man. We have to take a commercial break... but after
that.... lots of WCWF Comments...

[Cuts to Commercials]

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(Shows Cap'n Lou wearing an Inferno t-shirt)

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....

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Miss: This is HOT stuff!

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[Cuts back to Matt Fountain]

Fountain: Well, it is about time for WAR to start... but as we go.. we
leave you with these comments from around the WCWF... until next
time...

London: I'm Don London...

Fountain: And I'm Matt Fountain!!! So long!

[Cuts to the Legionairres]

[The camera opens on the Legionnaires in an outdoor ring at their
desert training compound]

Alexi Romanov(in a calm monotone):  It is very disappointing that our
challenge has so far gone unanswered.  With three cards still open
before September Slaughter, surely there must be some team looking for
a match. Our victory over the former Brute Force was somewhat
..overshadowed by the antics of the Dark Knights. We are quite anxious
to demonstrate our full capabilities to the WCWF.

Angus McCloud(livid):  Very eloquently put Alexi. Now let me put it
another way....TAG TEAMS OF THE WCWF...the Legionnaires will take on
ANYBODY, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!! Just say the word!...Nuff Respect, and
yes, even..dare I say it..LEGENDS....Ya' both seem to be needin' some
warm-up before September Slaughter. Join us in the ring...we'll give
ya' a chance to find out your threshold for pain.

[The camera fades out]

[Camera cuts to a relaxed looking Mr T with a bruised but otherwise
happy looking Nuff Respect ]

Savio : Well Hardcore Homeboyz it seems that you's not as hardcore as
you's like
to make out, yes it's seems like Savio Vega and Sabu managed to defeat
you in your kind of match. Perhaps now you boys will shut up and show
the Carribean
Sensation the RESPECT he deserves!

Mr T : Yeah 'Boyz Nuff Respect have proved there point, they make no
claims to
being the most hardcore team in the WCWF but they don't back down
against nobody, and you's made the mistake of flapping your lips and
making Savio mad, and that's a mistake you've been made to regret. I
do though have some words of advice for the Hardcore Homeboyz, if you
try concentrating on da wrestling instead of dising  your opponents
and running off at the mouth, you might actually get somewhere in the
WCWF FOOLS!

[A rather disgruntled Bill 'Stuntman' Thomas walks onto the set]

Bill : Mr T whats this you helped to sign me and Assaf up for a tag
team match
against the Homeboyz.

Mr T : Yeah so what Bill.

Bill : Well I'm not too happy about this especially after the beating
they took
the other night from Savio and Sabu, they might want to take it out on
me!

Mr T : Well you gotta start somewhere, I mean if you wanna be in a tag
team

Bill : I'm still not happy, you seem to be neglecting me somewhat now
that Nuff
Respect have got a tag team shot.

Mr T : Not at all Bill, in fact I got you signed up for another match,
with dat
Goldust fella.

Bill : I don't believe this you've signed me up for a match with that
weird, golden suited cross dressing freak! What the hell have you done
that for, I mean
did you see that heart with my name on it that he pulled out, I don't
want to go
anywhere near him he might try to do strange things to me!

[Bill shakes his head and leaves the set]

Mr T : Well it looks like we have got a couple of free dates before
our shot at
the tag team titles at September Slaughter and Nuff Respect are
looking to get in at least another match before this. So I am offering
an open invitation to any of the tag teams in the WCWF to come and
meet my boys in the ring!

Sabu : So it seems that my old friend Taz had decided to join the
WCWF, well good luck to you I just hope that we don't cross paths.....

[Camera Fades]

[Cuts to Assaf Levavy]

Assaf:As the PPV comes I finally talk.I've kept quiet for about a week
but know this...Assaf Levavy is never quiet.I'm never gone.Just
remember that.
Assaf Levavy is never quiet.

[Cuts to Rowan MacLeod]

<Camera fades in to see Rowan MacLeod lounging casually against the
wall beside Brian Pillman's dressing room.  She is holding something
in her hand that can't be seen by the camera.  The shadow of someone
can be seen on the wall on the other side of the door. As the door
begins to open, Rowan moves slightly.  Pillman has to stop short to
keep from having his adam's apple sliced off.>

Rowan:  You made a grave error in judgment, Brian.  Next time you
decide to interfere in a match, you had better think again.  Next time
your head may not stay on your shoulders.

<Pillman swallows hard and a trickle of blood runs down his neck to
his shirt collar>

Rowan:  Don't make me end this the Highland way.

<As Rowan removes the sword from Pillman's throat, someone bashes him
in the knee with the same bat he used on Johnny Butler.  The camera
watches him fall to the floor as Rowan and her chauffer walk away.>

<Fade to black>

[Cuts to the Flying Spaniards]

Pablo: "We'd like to thank the WCWF voters who recognized us as the
most underrated team in the WCWF, as well as the most innovative.
However, we feel that we should get some good matches based on the
awards we received. So, Steiner Brothers, we challenge you again.
Road Warriors, we challenge you.  Tell 'em, Raoul!"

Raoul: "That's right, Pablo.  We just want a shot at some WCWF gold.
We will even wrestle you guys non-title!  It doesn't matter.  So,
Steiners, Road Warriors, we are just asking for a chance at you guys.
If you are the best tag teams like you say you are, then prove it.
Areba!!!"

[Cuts to Scott Pierce and a Masked Man]

Scott Pierce: Taz, you have yet to answer my man's challenge.

Masked Man: I must mistaken you for someone hardcore Taz. I thought
you said ECW hardcore. Then why not you accept challenge? It still
stands. But I want fight soon. That why I challenge ManKind now. You
hardcore. That I know. ManKind I challenge you to a barbwire
strap-broken glass-baseball bat-electrified cage-bed of
nails-exploding ring match. Is not one man here hardcore enough to
face me?

Scott Pierce: This man is oooh! 100% Hardcore and the longer he waits
to get in the ring the hotter he gets and you all best watch out.
Inferno, he will earn a title shot sooner or later so enjoy the belt
now while you still have it.

Scott Pierce: Perfect, I see that the match has been signed. Oooh!
"100% Perfect" Scott Pierce is gonna sweep the ring with you. Horseman
or not, you're going down.

[Cuts to the Corporation]

Giant: Listen up Savage you little puke. There is NO way in HELL we
are going to move the match.  I don't give a damn about Inferno so you
better have your yellow ass there at Sept. Slaughter.  Savage 1
Pilllman your 2.

<The President of the Corporation speaks>

Ted: Jhonny Buttler i have four words for you IM NOT A TRAITOR!!!!!! I
might add that the behaviour of Demolition attacking the clique was a
damn mistake.I never told them to do it.Now you may ask whats going to
happen? Well Ax and Smash are recieving a FINE!!! If this pleases you
then OK I still want the alliance but if you dont,then well...... I
have been talking to the Giant and i really dont think he wants to
change the match to another day Nacho,so just wait!!!! By the other
hand Demolition wants to challenge any team who dares to step in the
ring with them at Friday or Sunday card!! Mankind defently accepts the
challenge from ?Christ? who the hell is this nickel and dimmer?and i
supose the Giant will accept also but just wait! Ive heard a rumor
regarding if Owen likes the Corporation or something like that? Well
it doesnt matter if hes a good man,thats part of the deal we had,by
the way mind your bussines!! Ha Ha Ha thats all i can say for now!!

<Ted leaves in a NWO Limo???>

[Cuts to Bounty Hunter]

Bounty hunter shows up at the broadcast booth demanding and
interview!!

 Bounty Hunter: MR EXTREME!!!!!!!! lets get one thing straight right
 now! you dont scare me got it? well you better get it because unless
 you want to get hurt I suggest you just give me your belt and walk the
 other way punk! thats right PUNK! that is exactly what you are you act
 all big and bad after fighting a 2nd rate jobber like that fucken
 Johnson guy! well guess what extreme to get world titles and world
 cailber matches and to become the best wrestler in the world you got
 to make things happen and that is exactly what I did the other night I
 made things happen I made you bleed! Now I dont like attacking people
 from behind thats not my style Iam a in your face kick your ass
 wrestler, but like I said people here seem to be ignoring me well not
 any more and after I collect the bounty on your head or in this case
 around your waist Extreme the rest of the WCWF will have no choice,
 but to listen up because Iam the Bounty Hunter and I aint goin anywere
 until I accomplish what I came here to do and that is to kick some
 fucking ass!

 [Cuts to Mr. Extreme]

 Extreme: Well, it looks like I got a busy road ahead of me. Inferno,
 you dare challenge the integrity of my championship reign?  Well pal,
 Friday Night, its you and me, no belts, this one is just for an
 ass-kicking.  I hope I show you what a real EXTREMIST is all about.

 Bounty Hunter, I hope you are reading me loud and clear, you want a
 piece of me? Bring it on,anytime, I am ready to deliver an ass-kicking
 for you too.

 Assaf, don't think that I am letting up on you either. In fact, I
 don't even give a damn about your worthless title, with you defending
 it, it is as sorry as you are. I want you in the ring, no titles on
 the line, just so I can kick your ass like it's never been kicked
 before...so if you got any balls at all, you will take me in the
 ring.... You 3 boys are in for a bad, bad time when you get in the
 ring with MR EXTREME!!

 [Cuts to Ravashing Rick Rude]

 Rick Rude:  Hello fellow WCWF wrestlers.I have arrived.I am here for
 one reason and that is to win the World Title.That is my only goal so
 if any stables can help me accomplish it I can help you accomplish
 your goals. Assaf,if you are still the champ soon I will destroy you
 and take what is mine. Because I am simply RAVISHING!!!!

 [Sonny Onoo is shown with the Orient Express. They are standing behind
 the
 Japanese flag]

 Onoo: Bottom Line! Everyone wants to underestimate the Orient Express!
 Well now you all will understand that you should be looking over your
 shoulder. And we will begin the reign of terror tonight with the
 Legends. Hogan, Warrior. Get ready because we will not be denied of
 our goal And you will feel the pain. Do you understand!

 Assassin: Legends. Legends. Look into our eyes. See the darkness that
 bleeds from them. Look very carefully. Because it will be the last
 thing you will see. We don't care about how popular you are or how
 powerful you two are. But one thing you don't know is that you have
 never witnessed the wrath of the Oni and I.

 Oni: And after tonight, you are gonna wish you never had.

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