Gimmiko Language

# The Gimmiko Language

Not many know this useless bit of trivia, but all the gimmiko characters are actually talking in the Gimmiko Language (also referred to as the Gimmikian Language, Gimmikoan Language or "Blums Bshh GiMmiKo-dadam Bzz UBlaBla-ILisLis" in the native language (transliterated)). This enigmatic language has **57 letters.** It has 34 vowels letters in chimera numbers, while the rest of the 40 letters are consonants. It is one of the only game languages that require a dice to write.

It follows the IHearIWrite language policy, which means that the words in the language are written as pronounced. Also, a it is required to throw a dice with 57 sides with each letter written on it,Due to many letters having duplicate sounds, there is no **inherent right way to write each word.** For example, the Gimli language has the letter B, which stands for the sound */b/*, the letter 𒅅, which also stands for the sound */b/*, and the letter combination (Called "Letter Salad" in the Gimmiko linguistic community) AHGねHGHシGθΛξゆで, which, despite its contents, also stands for the sound */b/*. Therefore, if one had to describe the sound */b/* in their word despite their best efforts *not to*, they could use any of the aforementioned letters and "Letter Salads" to describe it.

Gimmiko, despite the language being named after her, has yet to remember even half of the language's alphabet, and knows only a few words.

## History

### Pre-Jabberwock

The Stimmikian Language was invented roughly 27 thousand years before the events of Tomb of Friends. The information on it is scarse, but British scientists claim that it was nearly identical to the Buyeo language, with the only 2 things that differentiated it from the Buyeo language being the fact that it was called the Gimmiko Language instead of the Buyeo language, aaaand dirt.

### Post-Jabberwock

Due to the Mad Deadly Gangster Worse Communist Jabberwock's arrival to the Gimmliland, named after the brave hero and founder of Gimmliland Gimmly from The Lord Of Rings, the language started to mix and match elements from other languages and cultures, becoming "the laguage we hate and despise nowadays". It is now completely incomparable to the Pre-Jabberwock-Night state of the language, and is mostly incomprehensible.

The Giiko Language has been accused of being quite obviously elitist and racist by bloody hippies, for which the the Deadly Communist Jabberwock made them speak in Toki Pona instead. The hippies then decided to unite, resulting in the establishment of the Crow Shoganate.

## Rules

To win in this language, you have to use as many letters as you can to write your sentence while trying to write the letter B as little as you can. One doesnt have to abide by these rules if they dont want to. However, in the lore of Gimmiko, the Communist Insane Delirious Worse Deadly Jabberwock God uses one's Frankenstein Radio Controls to view if one is following these rules. If one makes grammatical or writing mistakes one too many times, their undetectable extermination is imminent.

Also, I have *just* realized that this language has barely anything to do with Gimmiko. To write in this language, a person must get their trustworthy **57D** with each letter of the glorpo alphabet written on each side, and roll the needed letter to proceed writing. So, for example, if a person wanted to write the Object Article Bßß, they would have to first roll the 57D until they get the letter B, 𒅅, or the combination %AHGねHGHシGθΛξゆで%, then write the letter B, then roll the letter ß or any other letter or Letter Salad with the same sound, write it, roll it, and then write it once more.

## Letters

Did you know? Zizou has confirmed that Grindy is 1400 years old in chimera years and is a contemporary of Samael. So, theoretically, since we dont know who Anais is, she/he/they could theoretically be Grindy all along. Anyway,

Did you see all that bullcrap above? yeah, its wrong. what's an anais anyway?

## Letter Salads

Letter Salads (always written with capital letters) are a special combinations of letters that make a specific sound in the regular alphabet. The legendary Letter Salads and above include sounds not present in the actual alphabet. They are denoted with the % at the beginning and the end (e.g. %AHGねHGHシGθΛξゆで%). They can include letters, symbols, numbers and hieroglyphs not present in the actual language. Every single Letter Salad is categorized in 8 categories in chimera numbers:

* White bread. They contain a fairly small amount of letters, and no exclusive letters, nor do they have any noises not present in the actual alphabet.
* Medium rare. They contain a meidum amount of letters, or one or two exclusive letters. They usually do not have any exclusive noises.
* Legendary. They contain a large amount of letters and several exclusive letters. Every one of these Salads include an exclusive sound.
* FUCKING RAW!!!! (Always written with capital letters and four exclamation marks) They either contain an ungodly amount of letters and several exclusive letters. These salads include an exclusive sound give you the bonus of summoning cthulhu.

You know i'll be blunt, i don't know shit from fuck about linguistics.

## Dictionary

Here will be listed all the extant and officially registered words of this magnificent language in the alphabetical order. You are welcome to add your own words to the list!

### 𒅋

* 𒅋 - (IPA /d͡ɮ/)
	+ Noun
		1. A very big fish. includes dolphins and whales, despite them not being fishes.

### ゅ

* ゅ - (IPA /ⱱ/)
	+ Noun
		1. A very small fish.

1. ↑ A classic sarcastic phrase taken directly from the Gimmiky Language
2. ↑ One is referring to the author of One Punch Man and Mob Psycho 100
3. ↑ https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/Undertale2RevengeOfTheRobots