ULTRABAAULPS ULTRAURGER ULTRADISASTER

TITLE: ULTRABAAULPS ULTRAURGER ULTRADISASTER

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: baaulp, evilburger

WRITERS: brainimp, saff, zion

RATED ALL AGES

After that awful dinner with the mysterious robot, V2, Baaulp felt shell-shocked; being sent to UltraHell is pretty exhaustign! And, as Baaulp has just notice,d he’s still ultra trapped. So, now, he realizes that the only way out of here is to… ESCAPE THE ULTRAKILL.

Baaulp is alone now that V2 has left, unhappy with his apparent lesbophobia! Siiigh, he things, I did not mean to say tha…. He takes his phone out of his pocket and connects to the local Wi-Fi, then opens Discord to try and contact his many friends.

“Umm, guys… you there?”

His voice echoes out into the discord call. He sees his compatriot’s profile pictures lighting up with green big corcles, which is how they are talking in this app.

“Hey Baaulp! How was dinner?” MasterGir quesrions him, laughing becaue his friends had just told an incredible joke.

“Ummmm… I think this dinners is… bad.” Baaulp says. Everyone says, huuuuuhh? Baaulp never had bad dinners. Not since that one time.

“Oh, what happened?” Wayneradio askss him, playing some thing stupid like Tetries.

“There was a freakin ge robots! Holding me at gunpoint!!!!!!!she called me a lesbopho be!!!!!!!!”and she dint even pay for dinner she just threw like four 1590 Swedish 3 Mark coins onthe table and jumped out the window while I was flaoting towards the smell of a cake!”

“That fucking sucks dude im really sorry to hear that”, Baaulp’s friend, Sassafrases Jr, who’s been his friend forever and has always been here, said.

“Youre telling me sassafras’s jr. i just wanna get out of ULTRAHELL in one ULTRAPIECE so I can continue GAMEING!}”

“Baaulp, since you already offended one enough to make itleave, You need to go to another ULTRAKILL to see if they can ULTRA you out of this ULTRAHELL, or ULTRAsomething,” a voice from below suddenly ultra’d in a EVIL VOICE. Baaulp look down and gasp; it was aEVILBURGER!the most beautiful one hed ever ultraseen or something Etc. Baaulp was stuned but willing to listen to the mysterios evilbuger because his only other option was to float towards cake again and get killed for his bloods by a robots probably.

baaulp, feeling completely bewildered by the absurdity of the situation, turned his attention toward the enigmatic Evil burger that had just spoked. its ominous presence was both alluring and intimidating, but he had little choise but to engage with this new twist in his surreal adventure. "evilburger, huh?" bauulp muttered, his voice tinged with skepticism "alright fine. ARE you really EVIL? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? and how can you get me out of this ULTRAHELL, as you put it?" the evilburger oozed which malevolent charm as it replied "ah, baaulp, you see, i have the power to grant you the ULTRA you seek, but it wont come for free. i have an insatiable appetite for chaos and mishchief, and in return for your ULTRA, i require your assistance with a devious plan." baaulp hesitated, considering his options. the thought of cooperating with an evilburger was bizzare, but it beat floating aimlessly towards that tantalizing cake smell. besides, he had always been a sucker for the promise of adventure. "alright evilburger, im in" baaulp said with a mix of determination and resignation. "whats the plan, and how do we get me out of here?" The evilburger grinned wickedly. "excellent choice baaulp. our plan involves infiltrating the screyt lair of the ge robots"