Episode 1: Mobian Tracks

The total number of lines from each character from "S1E01: Mobian Tracks."

## Sonic the Hedgehog

1. Yeah, and they dress funny too.
2. Hold it, guys. Now, girls, would you like to tell us why those men were chasing you around the sewers?
3. That’s right. And I’m the leader of the team.
4. Nope. Like Cloud and Aerith said, it’s a mystery.
5. Nope.
6. Then why don’t we find these ninja thieves for our human friends?
7. They can get into places we can’t.
8. Settled!
9. Heck, it’s our favorite food along with tiramisu and s’mores.
10. Oh! Sure.
11. I’m Sonic.
12. What?
13. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
14. Not unless we have to, Starlight.
15. You’re not the only one.
16. Come on!
17. Check those dudes out!
18. Why’d you...?! Help us?
19. Come on!
20. Whoa, who’re the dudes that look creepy?
21. Guys, wait here.
22. Come on!
23. Masters Cloud and Aerith, if they live, we’ll find them.

**Total: 23**

## Miles "Tails" Prower

1. Chill out, gangsta!
2. But they call me Tails because of my two tails.
3. Nope.
4. But what concerns us is that if you put us on TV, then every scientist in town will be after us.
5. The point being is that you girls are staying with us for a while until we work this out.
6. Just make sure you leave us out of it.
7. Settled!
8. Maybe they left a clue behind.
9. The crucial piece of evidence we were looking for?
10. No, no, Twilight Sparkle. It’s too dangerous.
11. Relax! We know all about humans.
12. Guys?
13. Why do humans want to make themselves deaf like that?
14. I’m Tails.
15. What?
16. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
17. Listen, uh, what happened to Elise’s group?
18. Well, either that, or either Applejack or Twilight Sparkle’s got a hole in their purses.
19. There is something weird about this.
20. Dudes, nuts! They’re robots.
21. Hey, look! An Acme Technologies Digital Video Transceiver. This is big-league gear.
22. They must be heading for this Jotundrome.

**Total: 22**

## Knuckles the Echidna

1. Bingo. We’re dealing with a real mind here.
2. I wished she’d stop doing that.
3. Hey, it’s tough trying to carry on a conversation with you, you know?
4. You get the feeling all of this is starting to lead somewhere?
5. But beware of my spiky knuckles, hence my name.
6. Nope.
7. Nope.
8. Try again, Mr. Wizard.
9. Now, wait a minute. We’re gonna help each other?
10. Well, uh, no offense, guys, but you’re humans.
11. Well, I guess anything’s worth a try, no matter how weird.
12. Settled!
13. “Ninja Pizza.” Well, what do you know?
14. That’s right.
15. Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.
16. Hey, guys, why do humans want to make themselves dumber looking than they already are?
17. I’m Knuckles.
18. What?
19. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
20. Elise, girls?
21. It's Applejack’s press pass.
22. Girls!
23. Yep, it’s a trap.
24. And is that the same girl we encountered with them?
25. Jotundrome? Where’s that?
26. Yeah, but we’re not frogs!
27. Of course we do, Matt.

**Total: 27**

## Amy Rose

1. How could you eat raw fish? Yuck! If it has good seasoning, then it's good. Yum!
2. And I do it to protect my friends.
3. Nope.
4. Settled!
5. You betcha, Kari! We’ll make sure you don’t get hurt or killed.
6. What?
7. Ninja Dry Cleaners?

**Total: 7**

## Cosmo the Seedrian

1. That’s right.
2. Nope.
3. Tails is right.
4. Settled!
5. What?
6. Ninja Dry Cleaners?

**Total: 6**

## Tikal

1. Relax. They’re just scared.
2. And to keep them out of trouble.
3. Nope.
4. What do you think, Knuckles?
5. Settled!
6. What?
7. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
8. Silver’s right!

**Total: 8**

## Shadow the Hedgehog

1. Perhaps some food would aid the young ladies’ powers of speech.
2. And I take things seriously, sometimes.
3. But one day, we’re gonna find the culprit, whoever he or she is, and force him, or her, to make our masters humans once more.
4. Nope.
5. And perhaps they could help us find a cure for Cloud and Aerith’s condition.
6. Settled!
7. We’d better go with you, guys.
8. And *I’m* Shadow.
9. What?
10. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
11. It may be gross to humans, but not to us.
12. Who is it?
13. It’s a wallet.
14. Follow my lead! Chaos Control!
15. We Mobians don’t know the meaning of the word defeat.

**Total: 15**

## Rouge the Bat

1. Like Cloud and Aerith taught us before.
2. Like James Bond and Bruce Lee respectively.
3. Nope.
4. Exactly.
5. Settled!
6. We’re not gonna find anything here.
7. What?
8. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
9. I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something suspicious about this neighborhood.

**Total: 9**

## E-123 Omega

1. And, like all of you, have emotions as well.
2. Nope.
3. Settled!
4. Consider us your bodyguards.
5. What?
6. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
7. Even mine and Silver’s scanners can’t reveal it.
8. Almost like me.

**Total: 8**

## Silver the Hedgehog

1. Come on, lady. Wake up.
2. Oh, yeah! Elise Oriana III and her friends, the Mane Seven and the Dazzlings, reporters from Channel Six.
3. I sensed it with my powers.
4. You got minds like steel traps.
5. And I also have telepathy, making me read minds.
6. Even my powers and Omega's scanners don’t know who the culprit is.
7. Nope. It’s real.
8. Don’t worry, we’ll help get your story.
9. Settled!
10. All right, let’s check out the spot where we fought those punks.
11. Tails is right. You wouldn’t last five minutes in a ninja pizza parlor. I love saying lines like that.
12. What?
13. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
14. Which is a bummer.
15. It’s just part of a gag for this parlor.
16. What is it, Vector?
17. That’s Twilight Sparkle’s, alright.
18. Elise’s purse!
19. We got to get to safety! We’ll drown!
20. This is what the ninja robots wore.

**Total: 20**

## Blaze the Cat

1. Silver, don’t you know who she and her group are?
2. And watched you on TV at times.
3. Even scratchposts don’t stand a chance against me.
4. Nope.
5. Look, it’s not like a simple walk in the park.
6. Settled!
7. What?
8. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
9. Where is everybody?

**Total: 9**

## Cream the Rabbit

1. I want some with the jellybeans and mushrooms.
2. And Cosmo and I love flowers.
3. Nope.
4. Miss Elise, girls, please?
5. Settled!
6. What?
7. Ninja Dry Cleaners?

**Total: 7**

## Espio the Chameleon

1. I thought you don’t like anchovies?
2. And enemies can be surprised by my sneak attacks.
3. Nope.
4. And we just taught them of our origin.
5. Settled!
6. The clue which will lead us to the heart of the evil ninja empire?
7. What?
8. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
9. Careful, Knuckles. It could be a trap.

**Total: 9**

## Charmy Bee

1. Whoa, weird looking guys.
2. Aw, they’re no fun.
3. Pizza time!
4. Yeah, give me a slice of anchovies and peanut butter.
5. Not unless if they have peanut butter on them!
6. Yeah, we don’t get many humans down here. Ow! Well, we don’t!
7. And master of the whirling pizzas, tiramisu, and s’mores!
8. So, what do you think?
9. Nope.
10. Hey, I got it! Why don’t we have a little secret interview with them?
11. Settled!
12. Wow! Do you realize what this is?
13. No, even better! It’s a place where we can get pizza!
14. Well, we watch them a lot on TV all the time.
15. And *I’m* Charmy.
16. Uh, guys?
17. We’re here. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
18. Hey, come on!
19. Boy, I’ll say it. They don’t have pepperoni here.
20. I guess they weren’t hungry.
21. And I got a feeling I recognize that wad of chewing gum anywhere. Just a joke.
22. Robots?
23. Then let’s rock!
24. Hey! What the heck?
25. Let’s show them that we Mobians know how to party!
26. Well, it’s late. They probably went home.
27. Especially with two of them wearing helmets?
28. Hey, look on the bright side.
29. Cowabunga! The roof!
30. That’s right. We never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.
31. Sure. Well?

**Total: 31**

## Vector the Crocodile

1. Hey, watch it with those things, pals!
2. Well, they obviously fainted.
3. And for dessert, tiramisu!
4. They talk, they walk.
5. Bingo! Plot twist alert!
6. Or my cool attitudes.
7. Nope.
8. We spent our childhood walking on fours or crawling around the sewers, and we can’t go back to that.
9. Then it’s settled?
10. Are you out of your fur, Tails? Come on, you think those punks would just leave evidence lying around?
11. Right on!
12. And besides, we’re hungry!
13. Relax, lady! We....
14. What?
15. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
16. Ninja Dentist? Ow!
17. I mean, come on, whoever heard of a bunch of ninjas hanging out in a pizzeria?
18. Worse than that. It’s the check!
19. Clang? Did it just make a clang noise?
20. Show them some moves, Tails!
21. Eat this!
22. Where are these guys getting their gear, Mars?
23. Ha! That’s what they think!
24. At least it’s not raining in here.
25. Well, I’d say the ninja crime wave is a washout.
26. Relax. Everything about that place went straight down the drain.

**Total: 26**

## Big the Cat

1. Who had the pepperoni and chocolate ice cream slice? Here you are, Froggy. Enjoy.
2. And I love to fish.
3. Nope.
4. Settled!
5. What?
6. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
7. No problem! Froggy can swim like this.

**Total: 7**

## Max the Wolf

1. Just like Hawkeye and Legolas.
2. Nope.
3. Settled!
4. And *I’m* Max.
5. What?
6. Ninja Dry Cleaners?

**Total: 6**

## Kayla the Wolf

1. And my favorite superhero, besides Wonder Woman, Batman.
2. Nope.
3. Settled!
4. What?
5. Ninja Dry Cleaners?
6. If it’s your idea of a joke, it’s not funny!
7. Like this!

**Total: 7**

## Cloud Strife

1. It’s good for you.
2. Perhaps Aerith and I can best explain.
3. In Japan, there is a ninja clan known as the Gauntlet. Squall Leonhart and his faithful wife, Rinoa Heartilly, were their shidoshis, which is teachers of the warrior ways of enlightenment.
4. But three students and three other teachers sought to usurp the couple’s leadership of the Gauntlet Clan.
5. Loki, Dr. Neo Cortex, Dr. Eggman, Myotismon, Hunter J, and the teacher that was dumped by Rinoa, named Sephiroth. Eventually, Squall and Rinoa gave birth to a baby girl and hoped one day, she will follow their footsteps.
6. That’s right. For one day, a master sensei, which means teacher, visited the Gauntlet School in that dojo, and Loki's group made their move secretly behind their backs.
7. They tried to save her, but Sephiroth outmaneuvered them and escaped with their newborn child. After this, Squall and Rinoa fled to America, right here in this city.
8. In these underground tunnels, Squall and Rinoa’s only friends were the rats. Until one day, some new friends came from a mysterious drain for unknown reasons.
9. Back in Japan, under Loki’s group's new evil leadership, which led to the murder of the sensei and his guards upon their discovery of the truth behind Squall and Rinoa’s banishment, the Gauntlet Clan turned into an army of crime.
10. And with Loki’s group, from what Squall and Rinoa heard, Myotismon and Hunter J has a son named Vanitas. Back in New York, Squall and Rinoa lived happily with their rats, new animals, plant creature, and robot, whom they named Cosmo the Seedrian and E-123 Omega respectively. Even the egg hatched into a little creature called a Chao, and he immediately bonded with the baby rabbit. But then one day.... They found their friends covered in a glowing ooze from a puddle of it that wasn’t there before.
11. It was a powerful substance called Mutagen. It causes whoever touched it to take on a form of whatever animal they had most recently been in contact with.
12. The next morning, Cosmo, Omega, the Chao, and the animals took on humanoid forms and changed their coloration as well. And, surprisingly enough, the three male hedgehogs gained superpowers, one of them having permanent psychokinesis, which is psychic powers, and the female cat permanent pyrokinesis, which is fire powers, from the Mutagen’s side effects.
13. Our 20 friends then accepted us as their wise teachers and in return, we accepted them as our students.
14. And me and Rinoa AKA Aerith gave our friends names. Except Cosmo and Omega, who have names already. But Aerith and I knew the outside world would consider us and our friends freaks, so we trained them in the art of ninjitsu.
15. Miles Prower; Whose simple wooden bo stick can disarm any adversary, and a great intelligent mechanic and inventor.
16. Cosmo the Seedrian; She can heal any wounds and injuries.
17. Knuckles the Echidna; The fierce boxing fighter ever to exist like Jackie Chan.
18. Tikal; The voice of reason to prevent conflict between her friends.
19. Vector the Crocodile; No sword on Earth can withstand his sais.
20. Espio the Chameleon; A stealthy warrior with his powerful ninja stars.
21. Charmy Bee; Master of the whirling nunchuks.
22. Silver the Hedgehog; His psychokinesis can levitate anything and anyone with his mind.
23. Blaze the Cat; Her pyrokinesis can burn through any powerful metal that comes in her way.
24. Big the Cat; He may be lazy sometimes, but he is always willing to get up and help those in need.
25. Froggy; Big’s frog friend who has a heart of gold. Cream the Rabbit; Besides Charmy, she is a great cook and baker and she, like Tails, have great flight skills.
26. Cheese the Chao; A great cooking and baking partner for Cream. Max the Wolf; A skilled archer who has the skill of a hawkeye.
27. Kayla the Wolf; She can swing around with her shooting grappling hook like Spiderman.
28. Shadow the Hedgehog; His teleporting Chaos Control is the perfect way to sneak attack along with Espio.
29. Rouge the Bat; She may have a keen passion for jewelry, but she cares about us, and her spy work and kicks, along with kickboxing, are powerful.
30. E-123 Omega; His blasters are powerful enough to blast enemies away.
31. Amy Rose; No enemy can escape her strikes from her Piko-Piko Hammer.
32. And lastly, Sonic the Hedgehog; His swordsmanship with his katanas, supersonic speed, and spin-dashes are unmatched.
33. And that is how they became, by our team name idea, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians.
34. Nope.
35. Our old enemies, Loki, Eggman, Cortex, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Sephiroth, must be nearby.
36. The robots, perhaps.

**Total: 36**

## Squall Leonhart

1. But there’s something....
2. No! We didn’t have this knife!

**Total: 2**

## Aerith Gainsborough

1. Some hot tea?
2. The story of our young friends and us is really the story of a man named Squall Leonhart and a woman named Rinoa Heartilly.
3. Squall was even a quiet man normally who loved art.
4. Especially after Rinoa dumped one of the teachers and married Squall. Loki, Dr. Neo Cortex, Dr. Eggman, Myotismon, Hunter J, and the teacher that was dumped by Rinoa, named Sephiroth.
5. But one day, it would never happen.
6. And to make matters worse, Squall and Rinoa’s daughter was abducted by Sephiroth, for he claimed he would be a better parent than any of them.
7. Eventually, they became penniless because they couldn’t find a job easily. So they were forced to live in these sewers.
8. And they were a bunch of harmless orphaned baby animals and a harmless male robot. So, to make up for losing their daughter, Squall and Rinoa took them in and raised them like they were their children instead.
9. And to make matters worse, Squall and Rinoa discovered that their daughter, now named Yuffie Kisaragi, now knows that Sephiroth is not her real father, but now she was tricked by him into believing that her real parents were murdered. But thankfully, she suspects that Sephiroth might be lying to her.
10. And it’ll also work if the Mutagen and the blood of whoever comes in contact with it along with the animal is mixed together, or vise-versa with the animal’s blood and the person.
11. And they weren’t the only ones that changed by the Mutagen.
12. And me and Squall chose, along with our friends, to change our names to Aerith Gainsborough and Cloud Strife respectively because those names felt cool for our forms.
13. And here’s the introductions of our friends.
14. It may be a four word team name, but we accepted it regardless. Or if you want it short, nickname them sometimes as TMNM.
15. Nope.
16. As Cloud and I feared, it is the uniform of the Gauntlet Clan.
17. But Loki’s group is no easy adversary to beat.

**Total: 17**

## Rinoa Heartilly

1. No!
2. Honest!

**Total: 2**

## Loki

1. Now!
2. But the question is, who are they?
3. And besides, think of what happened with how your real parents were killed like we told you.
4. This Elise Oriana III and her group are getting closer to our operation.
5. Squall Leonhart and Rinoa Heartilly are indeed alive! And the Mobians are theirs!
6. All Gauntlet Soldiers return to the Jotundrome at once!
7. Stop the Mobians at any cost!

**Total: 7**

## Sephiroth

1. Yes. We have a new mission for you.
2. I know that fighting style.
3. So, they are up above us.
4. Yes.
5. Yuffie! At ease. We need to be alone.
6. Positive. Now go to your room.

**Total: 6**

## Myotismon

1. What the devil?
2. Just get out, you cretins!
3. We should not have sent a punk to do a ninja’s job there.
4. You’re not the only one.

**Total: 4**

## Hunter J

1. We know that, you idiots.
2. Tell us about it.
3. It is the Gauntlet technique.

**Total: 3**

## Vanitas

1. You darn right it is.
2. Well, Loki, Sephiroth, Cortex, Eggman, Mother, and Father did finally find out who killed them.
3. But who are they?
4. Well, that explains them.

**Total: 4**

## Dr. Eggman

1. Did you get a good look at them?
2. They could’ve been animals and a robot.
3. I blame ourselves.
4. Squall and Rinoa are still alive now?
5. They are the Mobians...!

**Total: 5**

## Dr. Neo Cortex

1. And did they look like animals and a robot?
2. We must know.
3. Could it be that...?
4. They must not discover the Jotundrome.
5. And hurry!

**Total: 5**

## Elise Oriana III

1. Crime. It’s something we take for granted.
2. This is Elise Oriana III....
3. Happy hour news.
4. O-Okay. Sure.
5. Here, catch! Run!
6. This is just great! We must really be on to something hot if they’re trying to kill us.
7. We don’t know who you are yet, but thanks.
8. Oh, boy....
9. What?
10. More creatures?!
11. Yeah.
12. Well, we were doing a story about a bunch of thefts at scientific equipment companies.
13. And their two rats?
14. And where did you come from?
15. So, Squall and Rinoa found the animals, Cosmo, Omega, and the little Chao covered with goo that wasn’t there before?
16. So, me and my friends’ guess; Squall and Rinoa are actually you two rats.
17. So, do you know who dropped that Mutagen on you?
18. Well, I guess we'll have to find our news crew and with your help, get our story.
19. Alright.
20. If it could get us me and my group’s story, then count us in.
21. Yeah.
22. Settled!
23. And lead us to me and my group’s story?
24. Look, guys. If you draw a lot of attention, we’ll be in big trouble.
25. Well!
26. Well, it’s a nice slight improvement.
27. Yes?
28. What?
29. Ninja Video Rentals?
30. Don’t you think there’s something a little strange about this place?
31. No, I mean those ninjas.
32. Manhattan Security Services.
33. Yeah.
34. Manhattan Security Services. It’s just up the street from where you are. Okay. Bye. Uh, girls? If this is a joke, it’s not funny! Hello? Where are...?
35. Be careful, guys!
36. They’re getting away!
37. Fine by us.
38. We’ve got to get out of here!

**Total: 38**

## Twilight Sparkle

1. It’s simply a day-to-day fact of life in the big city.
2. The Mane Seven....
3. Happy hour news.
4. We’re the news media, for crying out loud.
5. Run!
6. Yeah, thank you.
7. Oh, boy....
8. What?
9. Yeah.
10. Alright.
11. I guess we’ll figure something out about it.
12. Yeah.
13. Yeah.
14. Settled!
15. Okay. Let’s go head up there and check it out.
16. Well!
17. Yes?
18. I really have no idea, Charmy.
19. Oh, sorry.
20. What?
21. Ninja Video Rentals?
22. Manhattan Security Services.
23. Be careful, guys!
24. It can only be one way.
25. Fine by us.

**Total: 25**

## Rainbow Dash

1. And what does all that equipment do, sir?
2. The Mane Seven....
3. Happy hour news.
4. Run!
5. Yeah, thank you.
6. Oh, boy....
7. What?
8. How did you know?
9. Yeah.
10. Hey, wait a minute! We’re sitting here talking to a bunch of strange animals and a robot!
11. And your point is?
12. Alright.
13. Yeah.
14. Yeah.
15. Settled!
16. Well!
17. Nice going, Shadow! Only half the people on the street saw that.
18. Oh, sorry.
19. Yes?
20. What?
21. Ninja Video Rentals?
22. Manhattan Security Services.
23. Be careful, guys!
24. Fine by us.

**Total: 24**

## Applejack

1. Ninjas, a thousand year old clan of assassins.
2. The Mane Seven....
3. Happy hour news.
4. Twilight Sparkle has a point. Who’d want to hurt us?
5. Run!
6. Come on!
7. Yeah, thank you.
8. Oh, boy....
9. What?
10. Yeah.
11. Alright.
12. Yeah.
13. Yeah.
14. Settled!
15. Well!
16. We’re gonna get nowhere unless we do something about your looks.
17. Yes?
18. What?
19. Ninja Video Rentals?
20. Manhattan Security Services.
21. Be careful, guys!
22. Fine by us.

**Total: 22**

## Fluttershy

1. We’ll report as soon as anything develops.
2. The Mane Seven....
3. Happy hour news.
4. Run!
5. Yeah, thank you.
6. Oh, boy....
7. What?
8. Yeah.
9. Alright.
10. And not to worry, they’re friendly.
11. Yeah.
12. Yeah.
13. Settled!
14. Well!
15. Yes?
16. What?
17. Ninja Video Rentals?
18. Manhattan Security Services.
19. Be careful, guys!
20. Fine by us.

**Total: 20**

## Rarity

1. For it may be the next target of these mysterious burglars.
2. The Mane Seven....
3. Happy hour news.
4. Run!
5. If you think I’m gonna go down there...!
6. Yeah, thank you.
7. Oh, boy....
8. What? Where are we?
9. Yeah.
10. How could you eat that junk on your pizzas?
11. Alright.
12. Yeah.
13. Yeah.
14. Settled!
15. Well!
16. Wait here.
17. Yes?
18. What?
19. Ninja Video Rentals?
20. Manhattan Security Services. What do they mean, “Security Services?”
21. Good thing we read Ninja Pizza’s phone number in case something were to happen.
22. Be careful, guys!
23. Fine by us.
24. I don’t know if I can take much more of this!

**Total: 24**

## Pinkie Pie

1. The Mane Seven....
2. Happy hour news. Back to you, Jeff.
3. Well, we’re not! This is gonna be fun.
4. Run!
5. Remember when I said it’s fun? I take it back immediately!
6. Yeah, thank you.
7. Wait! Who are you? Come show yourselves.
8. Oh, boy....
9. What?
10. Yeah.
11. Alright.
12. Yeah.
13. Yeah.
14. Settled!
15. Well!
16. Yes?
17. What?
18. Ninja Video Rentals?
19. And for that matter, whoever heard of talking animals?
20. Manhattan Security Services.
21. Be careful, guys!
22. How are we gonna get down there?
23. Fine by us.
24. Give me a slice of the bananas and sausage, will ya?

**Total: 24**

## Sunset Shimmer

1. But, although the missing goods are high-tech, the method by which they were stolen is not.
2. The Mane Seven....
3. Happy hour news.
4. Run!
5. Yeah, thank you.
6. Oh, boy....
7. What?
8. Yeah.
9. Come to think of it, who are you?
10. Alright.
11. Yeah.
12. Yeah.
13. Settled!
14. Well!
15. Yes?
16. What?
17. Ninja Video Rentals?
18. Manhattan Security Services.
19. Be careful, guys!
20. Fine by us.

**Total: 20**

## Adagio Dazzle

1. But occasionally, a crime occurs so baffling that even when we city dwellers sit up and take notice. Three scientific equipment companies, three robberies.
2. And the Dazzlings.... Happy hour news.
3. No problem.
4. Run!
5. Yeah, thank you.
6. Oh, boy....
7. What?
8. Yeah.
9. Alright.
10. Yeah.
11. Yeah.
12. Settled!
13. Well!
14. Then we’re in big trouble in Little China like Tai said.
15. Yes?
16. What?
17. Ninja Video Rentals?
18. Manhattan Security Services.
19. Be careful, guys!
20. Down.
21. Fine by us.

**Total: 21**

## Aria Blaze

1. Relax. And how can you tell that from the rope, Professor?
2. And the Dazzlings.... Happy hour news.
3. Run!
4. Yeah, thank you.
5. Oh, boy....
6. What?
7. This is seriously grossing us out.
8. Alright.
9. Yeah.
10. Yeah.
11. Settled!
12. Well!
13. Yes?
14. What?
15. Ninja Video Rentals?
16. Manhattan Security Services.
17. Be careful, guys!
18. Fine by us.

**Total: 18**

## Starlight Glimmer

1. We’re at Technology Central to answer that question.
2. And the Dazzlings.... Happy hour news.
3. Run!
4. Yeah, thank you.
5. Oh, boy....
6. What?
7. Yeah.
8. Alright.
9. They even rescued us.
10. Yeah.
11. Yeah.
12. Settled!
13. Well!
14. Yes?
15. What?
16. Ninja Video Rentals?
17. Don’t you guys think about anything but pizza?
18. Manhattan Security Services.
19. Be careful, guys!
20. Fine by us.

**Total: 20**

## Sonata Dusk

1. Is it possible they are here in the city?
2. And the Dazzlings.... Happy hour news.
3. Run!
4. Yeah, thank you.
5. Oh, boy....
6. What?
7. Yeah.
8. Alright.
9. Yeah.
10. Yeah.
11. Settled!
12. Well!
13. Now, just keep quiet and don’t draw attention to yourselves.
14. Yes?
15. What?
16. Ninja Video Rentals?
17. Manhattan Security Services.
18. Be careful, guys!
19. Fine by us.

**Total: 19**

## Trixie

1. And what was stolen?
2. And the Dazzlings.... Happy hour news.
3. Run!
4. Yeah, thank you.
5. Oh, boy....
6. What?
7. Yeah.
8. My guess; We’re not dreaming about it, right?
9. Alright.
10. Yeah.
11. Yeah.
12. Settled!
13. Well!
14. Yes?
15. What?
16. Ninja Video Rentals?
17. Manhattan Security Services.
18. Be careful, guys!
19. Fine by us.

**Total: 19**

## Ricky Rooter

1. Bye-bye!
2. I smell apple perfume!

**Total: 2**

## Kent Kong

1. We got a message for you girls from the big boss man and his group.
2. This is not the time for apple smelling, Ricky! Keep...! Wait a minute. I smell it too.
3. After them!
4. Those 20 weirdos beat the pants off of us, Mr. Loki. Sorry.

**Total: 4**

## Paul "Pinstripe" Potolini

1. He warns you gals should stick to reportin’ fashion shows.
2. Our bosses don’t believe any of you.
3. Look for those gals!
4. They’re down there!
5. Sign-off time, Elise Oriana and gals.
6. Hey, whoever you are, you are dead!
7. You may have won this time, but we’ll get you for this!

**Total: 7**

## Joe Komadipatatim

1. We didn’t get such good looks, you know?

**Total: 1**

## Moe Komadipatatim

1. Yeah. They were mostly in the shadows.

**Total: 1**

## Arukenimon

1. And stinky at the same time.

**Total: 1**

## Mummymon

1. Smells good.

**Total: 1**

## Yuffie Kisaragi

1. You called, Masters?
2. Does it involve stealing again?
3. I know. They were thieves like us, but they were killed by mysterious ninjas. Anyway, that still doesn’t tell me who those killers are.
4. Then who did?
5. Heh. Call that luck. Bye!
6. The ones who killed my parents?
7. Are you sure?

**Total: 7**

## Tai Kamiya

1. What do you think we are, Seifer, a bunch of sissies?
2. The camera! Get the camera!
3. Be careful!
4. What origin?
5. Yeah.
6. So what?
7. Settled!
8. In Little China.
9. I was just kidding, Joe!
10. Well!
11. Yes?
12. What?
13. Ninja Shoe Repairs?
14. Uh, technically, *you’re* a bunch of ninjas, and you’re *in* a pizzeria.
15. Uh, you get the feeling Elise’s group is in trouble?
16. Wait!
17. Fine by us.
18. How?!
19. Oh, well.

**Total: 19**

## Sora Takenouchi

1. And besides, if we didn’t do this, we’d get fired easily.
2. Be careful!
3. What origin?
4. Yeah.
5. So what?
6. Settled!
7. Well!
8. Yes?
9. What?
10. Ninja Shoe Repairs?
11. Hello? What?!
12. Elise’s group. Where do you want to meet?
13. I’m concerned about Elise’s group.
14. Fine by us.

**Total: 14**

## Matt Ishida

1. Yeah. By J. Jonah Jamieson himself.
2. Be careful!
3. What origin?
4. Yeah.
5. So what?
6. Settled!
7. You really love pizza, huh?
8. Well!
9. I really don’t know, Max.
10. Oh, sorry.
11. Yes?
12. What?
13. Ninja Shoe Repairs?
14. Who are you?
15. Fine by us.
16. Don’t you guys take anything seriously?
17. Like what? I should have guessed.

**Total: 17**

## Izzy Izumi

1. Joe’s right. We can’t just chicken out of an upcoming interview.
2. Yeah, I just remembered roller derby’s on TV tonight.
3. Be careful!
4. What origin?
5. Yeah.
6. So what?
7. Settled!
8. Well!
9. We’ll be back. Almost sounded like the Terminator.
10. Yes?
11. What?
12. Ninja Shoe Repairs?
13. A threatening note?
14. Fine by us.

**Total: 14**

## Mimi Tachikawa

1. Uh, hi guys. How’s the night going for you?
2. Be careful!
3. What origin?
4. Yeah.
5. So what?
6. Settled!
7. Well!
8. Which is good advice.
9. Yes?
10. What?
11. Ninja Shoe Repairs?
12. I’m starving, guys!
13. It’s kind of gross.
14. Fine by us.
15. Me neither!
16. Even my slice of the cherry and maple syrup pizza is good!

**Total: 16**

## Joe Kido

1. Well, you somewhat may be right, Seifer.
2. I may be a cautious person, but that doesn’t mean we’re just gonna abandon an upcoming interview.
3. Not necessarily.
4. I-I think I left the iron on in my apartment.
5. Be careful!
6. Is it just me or are we seeing strange animals?
7. What origin?
8. Yeah.
9. So what?
10. Settled!
11. This isn’t the time for jokes, Tai!
12. I understand, but...!
13. Well!
14. Yes?
15. What?
16. Ninja Shoe Repairs?
17. How could you eat this kind of pizza?
18. Fine by us.
19. We owe you one.
20. Well, I’ll give a taste test like any guinea pig. Wow. It *is* delicious!

**Total: 20**

## TK Takaishi-Ishida

1. Be careful!
2. Whoa! And they can talk?
3. What origin?
4. Yeah.
5. So what?
6. Settled!
7. Well!
8. Yes?
9. What?
10. Ninja Shoe Repairs?
11. Fine by us.
12. Thanks.

**Total: 12**

## Kari Kamiya

1. Be careful!
2. What origin?
3. Yeah.
4. So what?
5. Settled! And with our mutant friends by our side, we’ll be safe from the thieves.
6. Well!
7. Yes?
8. What?
9. Ninja Shoe Repairs?
10. Fine by us.

**Total: 10**

## Seifer Almasy

1. Come on, Elise. Let’s beat it. Nothing’s gonna happen here.
2. Look, Pinkie Pie, we’ve got a million bucks in state-of-the-art equipment here. I’m not gonna let it sit around in the street in the dead of the night.
3. Ha! See? Joe agre.... Wait a minute! What do you mean “Somewhat?”
4. So, you’d rather wait to be mugged, huh?
5. Whatever. But don’t come crying to me if those thieves beat you up and steal stuff from you.
6. Um, them maybe? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
7. Oh, and I, uh, got an appointment with my, uh, dentist!
8. My sentiments exactly!
9. Well, it’s not like Elise’s group was irreplaceable or anything. Even though Tai’s group is tolerable.
10. Elise’s group wasn’t your second best reporters.

**Total: 10**

## J. Jonah Jamieson

1. Where the devil are Elise and Tai’s groups? They’ve been almost gone a day!
2. Look at that; Another high-tech warehouse hit last night. This story’s heating up, and I have to lose my second best reporters.
3. Well, third best. Maybe. Maybe not.

**Total: 3**

## Other characters

### **Employee**

1. Two positron accelerators, four reverse flux polarity indicators, and one parabolic sine wave generator.
2. I have absolutely no idea.

**Total: 2**

### **Professor**

1. These incisions could only have been made with a samurai sword. And look at this rope. This can only be the work of ninjas, the ancient band of Japanese warriors.
2. Well, look for yourself. It’s made in Japan.

**Total: 2**

### **Security officer**

1. Yeah, the kind that tied me up before!

**Total: 1**

### **Dojo guard 1**

1. Impudent dogs! Bow before our beloved master!
2. So, you both plot to kill our honorable sensei?!
3. And dishonor!
4. What say you, All-Wise Sensei? Should they be banished?

**Total: 4**

### **Dojo guard 2**

1. No excuses!
2. Disgraceful!
3. For this misdeed, you both should be banished from the Gauntlet Clan altogether!
4. Should they?

**Total: 4**

### **Sensei**

1. I say throw the bums out!

**Total: 1**

### **Old woman**

1. Monsters!
2. One twitch, and you’re history, scum! Now back off, nice and easy.

**Total: 2**

### **Card vendor**

1. Psst! Yo, my man. Three card monte? Cut the cards, slim.

**Total: 1**

### **Prank toy vendor**

1. Fake teeth! Goofy noses! Get ‘em here!

**Total: 1**

### **Punk 1**

1. Welcome to Ninja Pizza, Home of the Nice Slice.

**Total: 1**

### **Punk 2**

1. Uh, one sashimi pizza, one whipped cream pizza, and one extra cheese pizza. Eat in good health.

**Total: 1**

### **Secretary**

1. Why, of course we can help. We offer protection to many scientific firms throughout the city. Security Team C. Report to reception. I’ve got another scientific equipment company lined up, just waitin’ to be cleaned out.

**Total: 1**

**Total: 21**

## Results

**Total: 812**

Winning Character with Most Lines: Elise Oriana III/38

Losing Character with Less Lines: Joe Komadipatatim/1, Moe Komadipatatim/1, Arukenimon/1, Mummymon/1, Security officer/1, Sensei/1, Card vendor/1, Prank toy vendor/1, Punk 1/1, Punk 2/1, and Secretary/1