Unikitty! X SpongeBob Parody Pizza Delivery

***Another Fanfiction with Cartoon Crossovers***

*[The scene cuts to the Sugarcube Corner, where Shadow the Hedgehog stood behind the cash register as Leni Loud cleaning the table. Leni and Shadow took on a temporary job of working in Sugarcube Corner to get some extra Money and experience for the future, though the former fell for Shadow while the latter was more for Leni. Mr. And Mrs. Cake were away, along with the cake twins, on vacation, leaving Pinkie Pie in charge of Sugarcube corner. Leni and Shadow were getting ready to close the bakery for the night.]*

**Shadow:** *[Scene starts at the Sugarcube Corner with Leni Loud cleaning a table]* Hurry up with those chairs, Leni. It's after closing and I'd like to go HOME!

*[The phone begins ringing]*

**Leni Loud:** I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! Coming!!. *[leaps for the phone but Shadow answers it first. Leni falls to the floor]*

**Shadow:** Hello? Sorry, sir. I apologize for the inconvenience, but clearly We're closed. And- *[Pinkie Pie snatches the phone]*

**Pinkie Pie:** Hello there! Sugarcube Corner!. How can I help you? *[customer explains order over the phone]* Pizza? *[her eyes turn into dollar signs]* Um... Of course we have pizza!

**Shadow:** Uhh, Pinkie?.............

**Pinkie Pie:** Our delivery Hedgehog will bring it right over! *[hangs up]*

**Shadow:** But, Pinkie Pie, we don't serve pizza! *[Pinkie Pie gets a plate of Cupcakes and turns it into pizza. Then she puts it in a box]* But We don't deliver!!

**Pinkie Pie:** *We* don't deliver! *[gives Shadow the pizza]* But, *you* do!

**Shadow:** Can't you just get Leni to do it?

**Pinkie Pie:** Oh, that is just a Great idea Shadow! Why don’t you Take her with you? *[Leni sneaks over smiling big]*

**Shadow:** That's not what I had in **MIND!**

*[Leni and Shadow exited the bakery and Walked up to the car.]*

**Leni Loud:** Front end...... Check! Antenna...... *[touches the car antenna making it vibrate]* Check! Bumper...... Check! Bumper, sticker...... *[bumper sticker says "I Brake For Everyone"]* ....... Check!

*[Leni uncaps the tire pressure and puts her mouth in it, causing her to inflate like a balloon, and talks in a squeaky, high pitched voice while she is now the size of a giant parade balloon]*

**Leni Loud:** TIRE PRESSURE!............. *[blows out the rest of the pressure in Shadow's face, returning her to her normal size and voice]* ........ Check!

**Leni Loud:** Vehicle inspection complete! We're really making history here Shadow! That lucky customer is going to get the first Cakey Cupcake Pizza EVER! Oh boy, I’m so nervouscited! *[squee]*

**Shadow:** Good, Leni. Then, *you* drive.

**Leni Loud:** I can't, Shadow. I-I'm still a clumsy driver.

**Shadow:** Come on, Leni. It's just around the corner!

**Leni Loud:** Well, yeah, but...

**Shadow:** Just do what you do like when your sister Lori teaches you.

**Leni Loud:** Well, Uh, okay..... Wait. Uhh...... Don't tell me...... Uhh!?!?

**Shadow:** Back it up.

**Leni Loud:** Uh....Huh?

**Shadow:** Back... it up.

**Leni Loud:** Um....Right. Back.... it up...... Uh...... *[tries to move the stick shift down]*

**Shadow:** Back it up!

**Leni Loud:** Okay. Okay!

**Shadow:** Shift into reverse, Leni!

**Leni Loud:** Reverse? Oh, yeah, shift into reverse! Uhh......Uh..... Huh?! *[Leni imagines the words "FORWARD" and "BACKWARD" turning into Korean characters, 앞으로가 (FORWARD) and 뒤로가 (BACKWARD)]* Um.......UHH!?!?!

**Shadow: *BACK IT UP!***

**Leni Loud:** *[shifts gears]* **BACKING UP!!!!!! BACKING UP!!!!!!** *[car backs up really fast]*

**Shadow:** *[tries to get the wheel]* Aah!!!! No! Leni! You did it wrong! Give me the wheel, Leni! Give me the wheel! GIVE ME THE WHEEL!!!!

**Leni Loud:** BACKING UP! BACKING UP! BACKING UP! BACKING UP! BA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ACK-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-NG UP!!!!!!

*[they go over a bumpy area with rocks and then they spin around and around and around, screaming.]*

*[The next morning, the car goes over five hills]*

**Leni Loud:** Backing up.... Backing up..... Backing up...... Backing up........ *[car stops with no fuel left]* .........Backing.... up.

**Shadow:** Well....... you backed up. And you know what? I think we're out of gas! And you know what else? *[echoing]* .........**WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!!!**

**Leni Loud:** And you know what else else? I think the pizza's getting cold......

**Shadow:** And the THE PIZZA’S COLD?!?! Oh no, the pizza's cold. Not the pizza?!?! Oh, How could it get **ANY WORSE!?!?**

*[Shadow kicks the car and the car's gasoline becomes full again and it drives away into the distance without them]*

**Leni Loud:** Well, we can still deliver it on foot.... *[Shadow narrows his eyes]*

*[Later, Leni and Shadow are walking on the road]*

**Shadow:** *Ow, ow, ow...*

**Leni Loud:** *[singing]* *The Sugarcube Pizza! Is the Pizza! For you and me! The Sugarcube Pizza! Is the Pizza!*

**Shadow:** ...*And my feet are killing me.* Whoa..*..*.*.*Oof! *[trips over Leni, who is lying on the ground]* Leni? What are you doing?

**Leni Loud:** *[rubbing the ground]* Its an old pioneer trick! I saw it in a movie once.

**Shadow:** Leni, this is no time for.......

**Leni Loud:** Shh, Shh, SHH! I think it's working!

**Shadow:** What is it?

**Leni Loud:** *[pointing to the road]* Bus! 4 wheels! Now I can show you how the pioneers hitchhiked! *[starts dancing in the road while wearing a hat]* *Whee...eee...Ay.....eeee......Ay......eeee....*....*Oy.....eeee......*.. *[Shadow sits on a rock while playing with two wooden spoons]* *Oy.....eeee......Ay.....aya......yaya...........aya.......yaya......aya.......ya......*

**Nummie:** CRASHIN', FRASHIN', BREAK DANCERS!! *[honks his bus]*

**Shadow:** He's stopping! HE'S STOPPING!

*[Shadow realizes he's not stopping and grabs Leni out of the way where they are covered in mud thanks to the bus driven by Nummie. Shadow narrows his eyes at the smiling Leni]*

**Leni Loud:** *[singing as she and Shadow are now in a place with heavy winds]* *The Sugarcube Pizza! Is the Pizza! For you and me! The Sugarcube Pizza! Is the Pizza! Free Delivery! The Sugarcube Pizza! Is the Pizza! Very Ta-asty!......*... Whoa! *[Leni gets carried around in the air by the huge winds]*

**Shadow:** Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?!?!

**Leni Loud:** I can't! It's for the customer!

**Shadow:** WHO ***cares*** about the customer?!?!

**Leni Loud:** I DO!

**Shadow:** Well, ***I DON’T!***

*[however the wind stops]*

**Leni Loud:** *[gasps]* Shadow! That's rude!

*[Leni starts flying again]*

**Shadow:** Let go of that pizza!

**Leni Loud:** NO! *[runs over Shadow]*

**Shadow:** Ow. *[holding Leni's legs]*LENI! Let go of that pizza!

**Leni Loud:** No! It's for the customer!

**Shadow:** Leni! Let go of the pizza! *[lifts up into the tornado]*

**Leni Loud:** No!

**Shadow:** LENI!!! *[looks down]* HANG ON TO THE PIZZA!!!!!!

*[The tornado spits them both out. Leni uses the pizza as a parachute but Shadow falls hard onto the ground]*

**Shadow:** Oof! Hey! H-hey?!?! *[crawls up to the screen]* Where's the road?!?! Where's the road?!?!

*[a tumbleweed rolls by]*

**Shadow:** Oh no, We're DOOMED! How are we gonna get home?!?! Which way do we go?!?!

*[Leni lands on the ground]*

**Shadow:** What do we do now?!?! There’s no road here!!!!

**Leni Loud:** I think town's........ this way! *[points]*

**Shadow:** Oh no, don't tell me, Jethro. The pioneers?

**Leni Loud:** That's right! *[points to a mossy rock]* Moss always points to civilization. *[squee]*

**Shadow:** That way? That way there?

**Leni Loud:** *[nods her head]* Yep!

**Shadow:** So, let me get this straight, Leni........ you think that we should go that way?

**Leni Loud:** *[nods again]* Yes indeedy!

**Shadow:** Well, then I'm going this way. *[heads the other way]*

**Leni Loud:** Wha-Huh? Wait no! Shadow, wait! I don't think......pizza...... is-

**Shadow:** Trust me Leni, I know where I'm going.

*[Pans out to show another city in the other direction]*

**Leni Loud:** *[sings]* *The Sugarcube Pizza! Is the Pizza! Absoluti-vally!*

*[later, Leni starts beatboxing]*

**Leni Loud:** *[starts beatboxing]* *ChooChooChoo....Pizza!*... *[continues beatboxing]* *GooGoochoochoo Pizza!*... *[beatboxing continues]* *ChoochoochooBabada!*

*[later, Leni is walking backwards. Leni moves up and down simultaneously while she continues to beatbox.]*

**Leni Loud:** *[continues beatboxing] Bschschbschbschcschsach Pizza! Bschbaschcahcschbsch Pizza!*

*[Still later]*

**Leni Loud:** *[sings a rocking song]* *Sugarcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuube Pizza! Is the Pizza yeah! For you and..........* *[falsetto]* *Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!*

*[later, Leni and Shadow look tired]*

**Leni Loud:** Cube Pizza... for you. Cube... the Sugar and the... Cube and the... pizza inside.

*[Later, Leni and Shadow are lying their faces down in the ground]*

**Shadow:** Leni, we.....we gotta eat something.....

**Leni Loud:** I heard in times of hardship,....... the pioneers would eat tree branches.

*[Shadow eats some tree branches]*

**Leni Loud:** No, maybe it wasn't tree branches.

*[Shadow spits out the tree branches]*

**Leni Loud:** Maybe it was sand. No, No, No, mud!

**Shadow:** Give **ME** the pizza!

**Leni Loud:** Wait! I remember now. It was tree branches!

**Shadow:** Leni, Give it to me!

**Leni Loud:** No! we promised it's for the customer!

**Shadow:** *[fancy music plays]* You're *right*..... It's for the customer.

**Leni Loud:** Uh....Yeah!

**Shadow:** Maybe we better check on it to make sure it's okay.

**Leni Loud:** Well? Alright....

**Shadow:** Just a peek... *[opens box]*

**Leni Loud:** *[she shuts it quickly]* Okay. It's fine!

**Shadow:** No, I think I saw something. *[opens box]* Oh! No, I was wrong. It looks okay. Sure is a fine-looking pizza though, *isn’t* it?

**Leni Loud:** *[entranced]* *Yeah....*

**Shadow:** What's that? Is that the whipped cream?

**Leni Loud:** *Yeah....*

**Shadow:** And the sprinkles and frosting?...

**Leni Loud: *Yeah!...***

**Shadow:** *[Leni makes slurping noises]* Oh.... It looks good. Huh?...

**Leni Loud:** *[snaps out of it]* Wait a second! I know what you're trying to do, Shadow! *[closes the pizza box]* I'm **NOT** letting you eat the pizza!

**Shadow:** Give me the pizza!

**Leni Loud:** No!

**Shadow:** Don't make me take it away from you Leni!

**Leni Loud:** Get **AWAY!** *[runs off]*

**Shadow:** *[chases Leni]* Get back here Leni, give me that pizza!

**Leni Loud:** No!

**Shadow:** Leni!

**Leni Loud:** No!

**Shadow:** LENI!

**Leni Loud:** No!

**Shadow:** Wait! *[he becomes too tired to run]*

**Leni Loud:** No! No! *[runs into Shadow]*

**Shadow:** I want that pizza! And you're going to hand it over, one way or another!

*[Leni looks happy when she sees a boulder]*

**Leni Loud:** Look Shadow! We're saved!

**Shadow:** Sure. we're saved..... Now give me some pizza!

**Leni Loud:** No. Really, Shad! we're saved! We're saved! We're saved! *[she jumps up and down and in and out of her clothes in joy]*

**Shadow:** Will you please **CUT** that out?!

**Leni Loud:** *[to a conga beat]* Saved, saved, saved, saved!

*[Leni rips herself apart then the two parts go in circles and then they connect again.]*

**Leni Loud:** Saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved!

**Leni Loud:** *[starts doing a conga dance]* Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, we are saved!

**Shadow:** That's just a stupid boulder!

**Leni Loud:** It's not just a boulder. *[snift]* It's a rock. *[cries]* A rock! A ro-o-o-o-o-ock! It's a big beautiful, old rock. *[climbs up it and rubs it]* Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles and it is in great shape.

**Shadow: Le-ni!** Will you forget the stupid pioneers?! Haven't you ever noticed that there are NONE of them left?! That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate tree branches and took directions from ALGAE!! And So now, you're telling me, that they thought they could drive!-...

*[Leni runs over Shadow with the boulder]*

**Shadow:** -Rocks?.... Hold on there, Jethro! *[starts running]*

**Leni Loud:** *[they stop outside the customer's house]* Ooh, I can't wait to see the look on our customer’s face! *[rings doorbell]*

**Combustor:** Yeah?

**Leni Loud:** Congratulations, sir. Your Cakey Cupcake pizza is here!

**Combustor:** Hmm, Well Thanks. I guess.... I suppose I've been dying for one of these. And It-... *[he frowns, brief pause]* uh, Where's my drink?

**Leni Loud:** *[confused]* What drink?

**Combustor:** *[in an angry tone]* My drink?! My diet Dr. Cola?!?! Don't tell me that you forgot my drink!

**Leni Loud:** *[obliviously confused, Leni checks through the order, and sees it's nothing]* But, you didn't order any...

**Combustor:** *[yelling furiously]* How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my **DRINK**?!?!

**Leni Loud:** But... but... *[tears start rolling down her face]*

**Combustor:** Didn't you ever once think of the customer?!?! *[throws the pizza at Leni's face]* Do You call yourself a delivery girl?!?!?! Well, I Ain't BUYING!!!!!

*[Combustor slams the door roughly. Leni goes over to Shadow, while smiling and trying not to cry]*

**Shadow:** Leni? Leni?.... It's okay...... Leni?

*[Leni drops the pizza, falls over, starts crying and sobbing, and absorbs her tears over and over]*

**Shadow:** Leni? *[Appalled by how Combustor yelled at Leni, Shadow becomes furious, grabs the pizza, stomps towards Combustor's house and pounds on the door]*

**Combustor:** *[answers the door, but he is still angry]* Another one?! Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!

**Shadow:** *[Combustor's point of view]* Well, this one's.....on.....the.....**HOUSE!** *[brutally slams the pizza box in Combustor's face]*

**Leni Loud:** *[still crying and sobbing]* Did he change his mind?

**Shadow:** *[smugly]* He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite.

**Leni Loud:** *[stops crying and sobbing]* There was No drink?

**Shadow:** Nah.... Now take me home. *[jumps up on the rock]*

**Leni Loud:** Are you kidding? We have just enough time to make it back to work.

*[Leni backs up the rock where they are instantly at the Sugarcube Corner]*

**Shadow:** W-work?

**Leni Loud:**Yes indeedy! *[squee]*

*[The screen cuts to black]*

**Shadow:** Oh,..... my *aching* legs!

***THE END.***