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1998 Michigan 400

The 1998 Michigan 400, the 20th race of the 1998 Piston Cup, is best known for a horrible crash on lap 78 in which Murray Clutchburn got loose and hit Slider Petrolski. Petrolski would then involve James Cleanair, Dave Alternators, Johnny Blamer and ***RUBY EASY OAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

The King won with Chick Hicks taking the second position and with Dale Earnhardt Sr being in third. The fourth position belongs to Dale Sr's son DALE JR!!!!!

After this race, the Seal Bark wasn't used until the Washington 350.

## Transcript

### Lap 78 Crash

Spike: UH OH IT SEEMS THAT- OH MY GOD! MURRAY HITS PART-TIMER PETROLSKI! THE PART-TIMER INVOLVING JAMES, DAVE, JOHNNY AND THE GODLY RUBY (Seal Bark) EASY OAKS! (cries for one second until he realizes the seal bark is used) ***OMG SEAL BARK! I'M A SEAL! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL SEAL BARKS BABY! THIS IS (Popeye toot) INSANE! I'M POPEYE THE SAILOR NOW! I'M A (Yee) SAILOR! I'M THE YEE DINOSAUR! I'M BETTER THAN GREG AND RUBY! OH MY GOODNESS! (faints)***

Pinkie: My co-worker had gone SO INSANE that he just FAINTED!

to be continued by Ruby or Win95
Sniper Witch

You do not fuck with Sniper Witch.

Sniper Witch prefers the "they" pronoun, and doesn't give a fuck what you think. They work full-time as a bounty hunter, part-time assassin.

## **Magic, Music & History**

Sniper Witch is an elite witch. They are feared across all the kingdoms. Their weapon case is covered in their favorite bands' stickers Opeth, Kanye West, Mindless Self Indulgence.

Sniper Witch is covered in magical tattoos, and hides bullets all over their outfit.
1999 Copper Canyon 400

The 1999 Copper Canyon 400 is known for a crash which took out Ponchy Wipeout, Slider Petrolski and JOHNNY BLAMER WHO CRIED!!!

## Race Results

1st - Manny Flywheel

2nd - Dale Sr.

3rd - Mike Yankee

4th - Lee Revkins (R)

5th - Dale Jr. (Part-Time)

6th - Winford Bradford Rutherford (R)

7th - Dirkson D'Agostino (R)

8th - The King

9th - Mac Icar (R)

10th - Chick Hicks
2005 DataShift 400

The 2005 Datashift 400 is the 28th race of the 2005 Piston Cup Season. It is won by Murray Clutchburn with Dale Earnhardt Jr. 2nd and Slider Petrolski 3rd.

## Results

1. Murray Clutchburn - 400 Laps - 180 points
2. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 400 Laps - 170 points
3. Slider Petrolski - 400 Laps - 165 points
4. Mac iCar - 400 Laps - 160 points
5. Rusty Cornfuel - 400 Laps - 155 points
6. Floyd Mulvihill - 400 Laps - 150 points
7. Lee Revkins - 400 Laps - 146 points
8. Brush Curber - 400 Laps - 142 points
9. Chick Hicks - 400 Laps - 138 points
10. Lightning McQueen - 400 Laps - 134 points
11. Dirkson D'Agostino - 400 Laps - 130 points
12. Ruby Oaks - 400 Laps - 127 points
13. Manny Flywheel - 400 Laps - 124 points
14. Haul Inngas - 400 Laps - 121 points
15. Greg Candyman - 400 Laps - 118 points
16. Strip Weathers - 400 Laps - 115 points
17. Ponchy Wipeout - 400 Laps - 112 points
18. Claude Scruggs - 400 Laps - 109 points
19. Sage VanDerSpin - 400 Laps - 106 points
20. Chuck Armstrong - 400 Laps - 103 points
21. Todd Marcus - 400 Laps - 100 points
22. BIlly Oilchanger - 400 Laps - 97 points
23. James Cleanair - 400 Laps - 94 points
24. Ryan Shields - 400 Laps - 91 points
25. Misti Motorkrass - 400 Laps - 88 points
26. Kevin Racingtire - 400 Laps - 85 points
27. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 400 Laps - 82 points
28. Eugene Carbureski - 400 Laps - 79 points
29. Ralph Carlow - 399 Laps - 76 points
30. Davey Apex - 399 Laps - 73 points
31. Crusty Rotor - 399 Laps - 70 points
32. Ernie Gearson - 399 Laps - 67 points
33. Johnny Blamer (crash) - 169 Laps - 64 points
34. Aiken Axler (crash) - 169 Laps - 61 points
35. Darren Leadfoot (crash) - 169 Laps - 58 points
36. Kevin Shiftright (engine) - 95 Laps - 55 points
2005 Florida 500

The **2005 Florida 500** was the first race of the 2005 Piston Cup Season. It was won by Chick Hicks who was also on pole, with Strip Weathers second, Misti Motorkrass third, Lightning McQueen fourth, and Winford Bradford Rutherford fifth. There was one big crash on lap 120 taking out 10 racers. Johnny Blamer blew an engine on lap 100.

## Results

1. Chick Hicks - 200 Laps - 180 points
2. Strip Weathers - 200 Laps - 170 points
3. Misti Motorkrass - 200 Laps -165 points
4. Lightning McQueen - 200 Laps - 160 points
5. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 200 Laps - 155 points
6. Darren Leadfoot - 200 Laps - 150 points
7. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 200 Laps - 146 points
8. Greg Candyman - 200 Laps - 142 points
9. Claude Scruggs - 200 Laps - 138 points
10. Manny Flywheel - 200 Laps - 134 points
11. Brush Curber - 200 Laps - 130 points
12. Haul Inngas - 200 Laps - 127 points
13. Kevin Shiftright - 200 Laps - 124 points
14. Murray Clutchburn - 200 Laps - 121 points
15. Ernie Gearson- 200 Laps - 118 points
16. Ralph Carlow - 200 Laps - 115 points
17. Chuck Armstrong - 200 Laps - 112 points
18. Mac iCar - 200 Laps - 109 points
19. Eugene Carbureski - 200 Laps - 106 points
20. James Cleanair - 200 Laps - 103 points
21. Sage VanDerSpin - 200 Laps - 100 points
22. Todd Marcus - 200 Laps - 97 points
23. Crusty Rotor - 200 Laps - 94 points
24. Ryan Shields - 200 Laps - 91 points
25. Kevin Racingtire - 200 Laps - 88 points
26. Dirkson D'Agostino (crash) - 120 Laps - 85 points
27. Billy Oilchanger (crash) - 120 Laps - 82 points
28. Aiken Axler (crash) - 120 Laps - 79 points
29. Lee Revkins (crash) - 120 Laps - 76 points
30. Davey Apex (crash) - 120 Laps - 73 points
31. Floyd Mulvihill (crash) - 120 Laps - 70 points
32. Rusty Cornfuel (crash) - 120 Laps - 67 points
33. Slider Petrolski (crash) - 120 Laps - 64 points
34. Ponchy Wipeout (crash) - 120 Laps - 61 points
35. Ruby Oaks (crash) - 120 Laps - 58 points
36. Johnny Blamer (engine) - 100 Laps - 55 points
1995 Calladega 500

The 1995 Calladega 500 is known for the race delayed to Monday due to rain and also taking place on John Rigley's death. The main announcers talked about his death while footage of his best races play. This race was broadcast on CBS Sports.

This is a bit of a boring Calladega 500 as the biggest crash was a first lap crash which involved six cars which were Phillip Steeringson, Andrew Axler, Klint Shiftright (his dad Klint finished 2nd), Eugene Carbureski, Rusty Cornfuel and Claude Scruggs. Larry Smith wins this race with Klint Shiftright getting second and Ryan Shields 3rd. Strip Weathers was 4th and Chick Hicks 5th.

## Transcript

### John's Death

TBA: So former racer John Rigley died after a massive heart attack just today at the age of 78.

TBA: John also suffered a stroke in 1992 which ended his public appearances. His last public appearance was in the 1991 Indianapolis 500 although his health was failing. WE'LL MISS YOU!

(Clips of John winning the 1960 Brickyard 400, passing Mario Andretti in the 1962 Dover 400, crashing in the 1967 Texas 350 and making contact with Morris Axler in the 1959 Nightdona 400.)

TBA: Oh boy, was the 1960 Brickyard 400 a good one or what? John had won his first race for Vitoline and he won again in the 1962 Dover 400 over Mario Andretti (who debuted as a rookie in 1961. He raced part-time from 1958 to 1960).

TBA: A shocking win everyone will remember.

### Start and Second Turn Crash

TBA: LET'S REMEMBER JOHN RIGLEY AND GO RACING BOYS!

(Cars zoom by for 17 seconds)

TBA: WHAT A START FOR LARRY SMITH! HE IS FAR AHEAD OF THE REST!

TBA: As they head into turn 2 KLINT SHIFTRIGHT JUST MADE CONTACT WITH ANDREW AXLER! EUGENE CARBURESKI, PHILLIP STEERINGSON, RUSTY CORNFUEL AND CLAUDE SCRUGGS ARE INVOLVED!

TBA: The Axler and Shiftright family have a huge rivalry as you know it and this crash will only worsen the relations between them.
2005 Grandol Oil Co. 400

The 2005 Grandol Oil Co. 400 is the 24th race of 2005. It's won by Lightning McQueen.

## Finishing Positions:

1. Lightning McQueen - 400 Laps - 180 points
2. Strip Weathers - 400 Laps - 170 points
3. Chick Hicks - 400 Laps - 165 points
4. Davey Apex - 400 Laps - 160 points
5. Claude Scruggs - 400 Laps - 155 points
6. Mac iCar - 400 Laps - 150 points
7. Todd Marcus - 400 Laps - 146 points
8. Billy Oilchanger - 400 Laps - 142 points
9. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 400 Laps - 138 points
10. Manny Flywheel - 400 Laps - 134 points
11. Aiken Axler - 400 Laps - 130 points
12. Floyd Mulvihill - 400 Laps - 127 points
13. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 400 Laps - 124 points
14. Sage VanDerSpin - 400 Laps - 121 points
15. Murray Clutchburn - 400 Laps - 118 points
16. Chuck Armstrong - 400 Laps - 115 points
17. James Cleanair - 400 Laps - 112 points
18. Darren Leadfoot - 400 Laps - 109 points
19. Lee Revkins - 400 Laps - 106 points
20. Ralph Carlow - 400 Laps - 103 points
21. Ryan Shields - 400 Laps - 100 points
22. Ponchy Wipeout - 400 Laps - 97 points
23. Greg Candyman - 400 Laps - 94 points
24. Kevin Shiftright - 400 Laps - 91 points
25. Slider Petrolski - 400 Laps - 88 points
26. Eugene Carbureski - 400 Laps - 85 points
27. Dirkson D'Agostino - 400 Laps - 82 points
28. Ruby Oaks - 400 Laps - 79 points
29. Haul Inngas - 400 Laps - 76 points
30. Brush Curber - 400 Laps - 73 points
31. Rusty Cornfuel - 400 Laps - 70 points
32. Kevin Racingtire - 400 Laps - 67 points
33. Misti Motorkrass - 399 Laps - 64 points
34. Crusty Rotor - 399 Laps - 61 points
35. Ernie Gearson (punctured tire) - 336 Laps - 58 points
36. Johnny Blamer (engine) - 175 Laps - 55 points
2002 Spare Mint 400

This race was won by Ernie Gearson.

## Transcript

### The Big One

Bob: Big wreck on turn 3! Rusty Cornfuel is in it! Billy Oilchanger is in it! James Cleanair is in it! Chuck Armstrong is in it! Ryan Shields is in it! Ponchy Wipeout is in it! Ralph Carlow is in it!

Darrell: And The King is involved too!

Bob: 8 cars are involved and it looks like Chuck got into James. The caution will be out and Rusty, Billy, James and Chuck will stay on the race track, but Ryan, Ponchy, Ralph and The King are out.

### The Big One part 2

Darrell: OH! ANOUTHER BIG CRASH! CHICK HICKS! BILLY OILCHANGER! JAMES CLEANAIR! JOHNNY BLAMER! OH, MANNY FLYWHEEL SLAMES HARD INTO THE OUTSIDE WALL!

Bob: Sage VanDerSpin is in it. Darren Leadfoot is in it. Murray Clutchburn is in it. Ernie Gearson is in it. 9 cars are involved and the caution is out agian. It looks like Ernie got into Sage and Chuck Armstrong got hit a little bit on the side but he wasn't involved. Chick, Billy, James, Manny, Darren and Ernie will still be in the race, but Johnny, Murray and Part-timer VanDerSpin are getting towed into the garage.

### Manny collides with Chick

Bob: Trouble on turn 2! Chick Hicks and Manny Flywheel! Caution!

Darrell: And I think Manny got turned by Rusty Cornfuel.

Bob: Right you are Darrell. Chick and Manny will not have there DNFs in this race, so both will continued racing. See them coming to pit road.

### Chuck collides with Billy

Bob: Whoa! Chuck Armstrong goes around and collects Billy Oilchanger! The caution comes out for the forth time!

Darrell: Just like when he collided with Aiken Axler in the 2001 Calledega 500.

Bob: It looks like that Chuck got turned by Eugene Carburaski. Billy gets a DNF but Chuck will stay in the race.

### Ernie wins!

Bob: And it's Ernie Gearson for the win!

(Spare Mint team radio)

Ernie: Yeah! Victory for me!
1992 Olympus 500

The 1992 Olympus 500 is known for a seven car crash on lap 16 involved Crusty Rotor, Billy Ford, Johnny Blamer, Claude Scruggs, Ryan Shields, Darren Leadfoot and Chick Hicks.

It is also known for Eugene Carbureski winning with Greg Candyman 2nd and Dale Earnhardt Sr 3rd. Mike Yankee was in 4th. The King got loose and because of that he placed 21st.

Spike could not attend the race due to breaking his leg because he tripped on a kid's 1989 Chick Hicks die cast and requiring treatment in Equestria. He was replaced by Rainbow Dash this race.

This was Cole Speedland's last Olympus 500 and is one of Blamer's many DNFs due to being involved in the lap 16 crash along with Rotor, Ford, Scruggs, Shields, Leadfoot and Chick.

All part-timers minus Manny Flywheel and Slider Petrolski attended.

James Cleanair exploded a tire on lap 61.

## Television Biography

Network: ESPN

Announcers: Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash

## Transcript

### Spike Broke his Leg!

(Took place two days before race)

Spike: Oh hey look! That's a kid with a Chick Hicks die cast. Let me take a closer look!

(Spike comes closer but trips on the Chick Hicks die cast and tumbles before breaking his leg)

Kid: Oh no are you ok!?

Spike: OW AH! THIS HURT! THAT STUPID CHICK HICKS DIE CAST BROKE MY LEG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (cries in pain)

(later in Equestria)

Fluttershy: So what happened?

Spike: I broke my leg on a Chick Hicks die cast! (cries)

Fluttershy: It's ok Spike.

Spike: NO IT'S NOT! IT'S A FREAKING CHICK HICKS DIE CAST!!!

Twilight: You will be fine! Treatment will be here!

(end of transcript)

### Crash

Rainbow: AND WE GOT TROUBLE IN THE SECOND TURN AS CRUSTY ROTOR IS LOOSE AND TAKES OUT MULTIPLE CARS INCLUDING JOHNNY BLAMER AND CLAUDE SCRUGGS! BILLY FORD, RYAN SHIELDS, DARREN LEADFOOT AND CHICK HICKS ALL INVOLVED!

(Johnny Blamer starts to cry)

Johnny: WHY DO I NEVER FINISH!? WHY!? WHY!?

Claude: Wow he cries hard.

Darren: I KNOW RIGHT!

Chick: NOBODY GIVES A (Triggered) JOHNNY!!! I FREAKING LOST THIS RACE TOO YOU KNOW!

(NOTE: This is the first Olympus 500 with the Triggered censor sound.)

Rainbow: Yep. Blamer cries all the time when he does not finish, like this crash he was involved on. We'll be right back in a moment for more Kansas coverage of the 500.

(end of transcript)
1994 Gasprin 400

The 1994 Gasprin 400 is a Piston Cup race held at Florida Speedway. It's one of the races of rookie Ryan Shields and part-time racers Dirkson D'agostino, Dale Junior, Petrolski, Mac Icar, Ponchy Wipeout, Manny Flywheel, and Winford Rutherford who did not even start the race due to a puncture on the warm up lap. It's known for an accident on turn 3 on lap 163 that was big taking out 7 racers. Those were Dirkson D'agostino, Larry Smith, James Cleanair, The King, Mike Yankee, Johnny Blamer and Dale Earnhardt Sr. D'agostino retired and didn't get replaced by Buck, due to him being part-time. It's won by Chick Hicks with Ryan Shields SOMEHOW 2nd and Billy Ford 3rd. Wipeout blows a tire and flips over on turn 4 in the 3rd lap, taking him out.

## Transcript

### The Worst Crash in the History of the World of 1994!

Chick: I am not coming behind you again, old man! (NOTE: He says that when he bumps The King.)

Spike: TROUBLE TURN 3, THE KING BUMPED BY CHICK HICKS!

Pinkie: Are you (Yee) kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Spike: Oh no, Mike’s involved too!

Pinkie: NO, NO, NO!

Mike: Argh, what a (Popeye toot) crash! I'm gonna die!
2000 Smash & Clash 100

The 2000 Smash & Clash 100 was the second race of the 2000 CARCA season. The race took place at Smasherville, a short track located near the desert. In the qualifying event, 1983 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme CARCA racecar Sam Byron blew his left rear tire coming out of Turn 4, causing him to spin and back into the inside wall at around 105 mph. Byron died a half hour later at Rurville Hospital in Rurville, Arizona. The race was still held, but the hype was way lower. There is no known footage of the accident, though there are a few pictures.
2005 Beachside 500

The 2005 Beachside 500 is won by Lightning McQueen. Chick Hicks causes a crash on the 66th lap of the race on turn 3 which involves The King as well as 8 other cars. Kevin Racingtire did not start because of a problem of his engine.

## Transcript

### Crash

Bob: Trouble turn 3! Chick Hicks makes contact with Crusty Rotor! THE KING IS IN IT!

Darrell: GREG CANDYMAN GOES AIRBORNE! HE LANDS ON HIS WHEELS BUT DAMAGES THEM! DARREN LEADFOOT INTO JOHNNY BLAMER!

## Finishing Positions:

1. Lightning McQueen - 300 Laps - 180 points
2. Davey Apex - 300 Laps - 170 points
3. Floyd Mulvihill - 300 Laps - 165 points
4. Ponchy Wipeout - 300 Laps - 160 points
5. Rusty Cornfuel - 300 Laps - 155 points
6. Slider Petrolski - 300 Laps - 150 points
7. Ruby Oaks - 300 Laps - 146 points
8. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 300 Laps - 142 points
9. Billy Oilchanger - 300 Laps - 138 points
10. Ryan Shields - 300 Laps - 134 points
11. Chick Hicks - 300 Laps - 130 points
12. Ralph Carlow - 300 Laps - 127 points
13. Mac iCar - 300 Laps - 124 points
14. Kevin Shiftright - 300 Laps - 121 points
15. Lee Revkins - 300 Laps - 118 points
16. Haul Inngas - 300 Laps - 115 points
17. Ernie Gearson - 300 Laps - 112 points
18. Manny Flywheel - 300 Laps - 109 points
19. Aiken Axler - 300 Laps - 106 points
20. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 300 Laps - 103 points
21. Eugene Carbureski - 300 Laps - 100 points
22. Murray Clutchburn - 300 Laps - 97 points
23. Sage VanDerSpin - 300 Laps - 94 points
24. Todd Marcus (punctured tire, finished) - 299 Laps - 91 points
25. James Cleanair (engine) - 222 Laps - 88 points
26. Darren Leadfoot (crash) - 165 Laps - 85 points
27. Strip Weathers (crash) - 165 Laps - 82 points
28. Crusty Rotor (crash) - 165 Laps - 79 points
29. Greg Candyman (crash) - 165 Laps - 76 points
30. Claude Scruggs (crash) - 165 Laps - 73 points
31. Johnny Blamer (crash) - 165 Laps - 70 points
32. Brush Curber (crash) - 165 Laps - 67 points
33. Misti Motorkrass (crash) - 165 Laps - 64 points
34. Chuck Armstrong (crash) - 165 Laps - 61 points
35. Dirkson D'Agostino (hit the wall) - 7 Laps - 58 points
36. Kevin Racingtire - DNS - 55 points
2005 Mood Springs 400

This race is won by Chick Hicks with The King second and Greg Candyman third. Lightning McQueen way back in 11th.

## Transcript

### Boogity

Darrell: BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACING BOYS!!!!!!

### Ruby and Kevin Crash

Bob: And its trouble in turn 4! Ruby Oaks has crashed into Kevin Shiftright and their races are over!!!! Carnage as Crusty Rotor hits the wall avoiding them! Unbelievable!!!!!!

## Results

1. Chick Hicks - 200 Laps - 180 points
2. Strip Weathers - 200 Laps - 170 points
3. Greg Candyman - 200 Laps - 165 points
4. Ralph Carlow - 200 Laps - 160 points
5. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 200 Laps - 155 points
6. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 200 Laps - 150 points
7. Aiken Axler - 200 Laps - 146 points
8. Eugene Carbureski - 200 Laps - 142 points
9. Darren Leadfoot - 200 Laps - 138 points
10. Mac iCar - 200 Laps - 134 points
11. Lightning McQueen - 200 Laps - 130 points
12. Murray Clutchburn - 200 Laps - 127 points
13. Ernie Gearson - 200 Laps - 124 points
14. Claude Scruggs - 200 Laps - 121 points
15. Misti Motorkrass - 200 Laps - 118 points
16. Sage VanDerSpin - 200 Laps - 115 points
17. Todd Marcus - 200 Laps - 112 points
18. Dirkson D'Agostino - 200 Laps - 109 points
19. Haul Inngas - 200 Laps - 106 points
20. Ryan Shields - 200 Laps - 103 points
21. Manny Flywheel - 200 Laps - 100 points
22. Kevin Racingtire - 200 Laps - 97 points
23. James Cleanair - 200 Laps - 94 points
24. Ponchy Wipeout - 200 Laps - 91 points
25. Billy Oilchanger - 200 Laps - 88 points
26. Rusty Cornfuel - 200 Laps - 85 points
27. Brush Curber - 200 Laps - 82 points
28. Davey Apex - 200 Laps - 79 points
29. Lee Revkins - 200 Laps - 76 points
30. Johnny Blamer - 191 Laps(engine) - 73 points
31. Slider Petrolski - 165 Laps(engine) - 70 points
32. Floyd Mulvihill - 106 Laps(hit the wall) - 67 points
33. Ruby Oaks - 95 Laps (crash) - 64 points
34. Kevin Shiftright - 95 Laps(crash) - 61 points
35. Crusty Rotor - 95 Laps (crash) - 58 points
36. Chuck Armstrong - 11 Laps (punctured tire) - 55 points
2005 Dinoco Light 350

The 2005 Dinoco Light 350 is race 15 of the season and is known for rookie McQueen not finishing due to getting involved in the big one on lap 283 in a 12 car crash. It was not a very eventful race besides Mac winning and the big one. The big one was caused when Chick Hicks purposely blocked Kevin Racingtire causing Kevin to brake hard and Sage VanDerSpin to hit him. Lightning and Kevin Racingtire took the most damage.

## Transcript

### Big One

Bob: Trouble turn 2! Multiple cars spinning and out of control. Rookie McQueen is in it and so is Sage VanDerSpin!

Darrell: Let's see a replay. (replay)

Darrell: Ooh. Chick Hicks being mean and blocking Kevin Racingtire and Kevin brakes and Sage hits him! Then Ernie has nowhere to go and hits Kevin and Johnny and Lightning are behind him. Lightning smashes into Kevin giving him a hard hit before Misti hits Lightning.

Bob: Then Oaks gets involved as well as Aiken Axler and some others!

Bob: Man. What an insane move.

Lightning: Has Chick normally been like this? I mean I knew he was bad but doing this kind of things?

Darren: You see. Chick isn't exactly the nicest guy on the field you can say. He tends to be aggressive and cause crashes sometimes.

Brush: Yeah. Don't let him get to your head kid.

Bob: Lightning McQueen's first time in a big one and he got damage on his front and rear ends after he hit Kevin Racingtire and then Misti Motorkrass hit him in the back!

(End of Transcript)

## Results

1. Mac iCar - 350 laps - 180 points
2. Strip Weathers - 350 laps - 170 points
3. Floyd Mulvihill - 350 laps - 165 points
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 350 laps - 160 points
5. Claude Scruggs - 350 laps - 155 points
6. Manny Flywheel - 350 laps - 150 points
7. Billy Oilchanger - 350 laps - 146 points
8. Chick Hicks - 350 laps - 142 points
9. Murray Clutchburn - 350 laps - 138 points
10. Chuck Armstrong - 350 laps - 134 points
11. Kevin Shiftright - 350 laps - 130 points
12. Haul Inngas - 350 laps - 127 points
13. Slider Petrolski - 350 laps - 124 points
14. Ponchy Wipeout - 350 laps - 121 points
15. Ralph Carlow - 350 laps - 118 points
16. Greg Candyman - 350 laps - 115 points
17. Rusty Cornfuel - 350 laps - 112 points
18. Todd Marcus - 350 laps - 109 points
19. Lee Revkins - 350 laps - 106 points
20. James Cleanair - 350 laps - 103 points
21. Crusty Rotor - 350 laps - 100 points
22. Davey Apex - 349 laps - 97 points
23. Kevin Racingtire (crash)- 283 laps - 94 points
24. Johnny Blamer (crash) -  283 laps - 91 points
25. Ernie Gearson (crash) - 283 laps - 88 points
26. Lightning McQueen (crash) - 283 laps - 85 points
27. Misti Motorkrass (crash) - 283 laps - 82 points
28. Aiken Axler (crash) - 283 laps - 79 points
29. Ruby Oaks (crash) - 283 laps - 76 points
30. Ryan Shields (crash) - 283 laps - 73 points
31. Darren Leadfoot (crash) - 283 laps - 70 points
32. Brush Curber (crash) - 283 laps - 67 points
33. Winford Bradford Rutherford (crash) - 283 laps - 64 points
34. Sage VanDerSpin (crash) - 283 laps - 61 points
35. Eugene Carbureski (crash) - 283 laps - 58 points
36. Dirkson D'Agostino (engine) - 13 laps - 55 points
2004 Texas 350

The 2004 Texas 350 is known for Johnny Blamer apologizing to Kori after he revealed her sacred secret in the Q&A series of 2004 with help from The King, Roger, Luke and Murray.

Michael Cartrip replaced Murray Clutchburn for this race and he SOMEHOW won beating Dale Jr by 7 millimeters! Dale Jr was second, Chick Hicks third and The King fourth!

## Transcript

### Michael Cartrip Wins!

Bob: MICHAEL CARTRIP VS DALE JR AND... MICHAEL CARTRIP WOULD WIN AT TEXAS!

Darrell: IT'S MIKEY FOR THE WIN! (cries happily) IT **IS** OK BOB!

(Sputter Stop Radio)

Michael: YEAH! I DID IT!

Pat: YEAH! GOOD JOB MISTER MICHAEL CARTRIP!

(Live)

Darrell: ***YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIKEY!!!!!!!!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!***

### Visiting Kori

The King: Okay, so this is her house right here in LA. You will get to apologize to her.

Johnny: YES! Can I ring the doorbell?

The King: Of course.

(Doorbell rings and Kori opens the door)

Kori: Hi King! and Johnny...

Johnny: KORI PLEASE FORGIVE ME I'M REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY FOR REVEALING YOUR SECRET! (cries)

Kori: Johnny! I forgive you! At least the (English Yee) fans or reporters did not reveal my secret... I would have been way madder that time. Bob Cutlass and I are probably going to marry soon. Maybe next year.

Johnny (stops crying): YAAAAY! KORI TURBOWITZ LIKES ME AGAIN! THIS IS SO COOL KING!

The King: Good job Johnny.

Roger: Yup! It's good to see the old Kori back!

Luke: YES! I AGREE WITH THE KING!

Floyd: Good job buddy!
2002 Mario Andretti 400

The 2002 Mario Andretti 400 is the 19th race held at Chicagoland Speedway. It's one of the races for part-time racers Todd Marcus, Sage Vanderspin, and Aiken Axler. Matthew Overtaker replaced Inngas for this race.

Murray Clutchburn won his third Mario Andretti 400 (his first was 1989 and his second in 1993) with The King 2nd, 3rd Brush Curber, Eugene Carbureski 4th while Johnny Blamer placed 5th, his HIGHEST EVER result until three years later and makes his rare finishes. Chick Hicks is 6th.

Dirkson D'Agostino had an engine fire on lap 67.

## Transcript

### Murray Clutchburn wins

River: So Murray this is your 2nd win in 2002 how do you feel. Also, tell me about Johnny blamer finishing 5th.

Murray: Always feels good to be the winner. Johnny did pretty well too. Of course we still think about Haul Inngas every once in a while, he had a nasty accident there.

River: Back to you Bob, I'm River Scott

### Farewell Gary!

River: Sad news guys! This morning Gary Hendrick died at the age of 64 from no known causes. It's possible that he died because Ronald died couple years back. Ruby and Roger I know he inspired you two so you can cry if you want.

Ruby (sad): Yeah, I am sad.

Roger (cries): NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

The King: It's ok Ruby and Roger.

to be continued by Ruby Oaks

## Results

1. Murray Clutchburn - 200 laps
2. The King - 200 laps
3. Brush Curber - 200 laps
4. Eugene Carbureski - 200 laps
5. Johnny Blamer - 200 laps
6. Chick Hicks - 200 laps
7. Lee Revkins - 200 laps
8. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 200 laps
9. Mike Yankee - 200 laps

to be continued by Ruby Easy Oaks
1997 Dinoco 400

This race is won by James Cleanair with Ralph Carlow and Slider Petrolski SOMEHOW in 2nd and 3rd. Chick Hicks was 4th, Dale Earnhardt was 5th, The King was 6th, Kevin Racingtire was 7th and Kevin Shiftright was 8th.

## Results

1. James Cleanair
2. Ralph Carlow
3. Slider Petrolski
4. Chick Hicks
5. Dale Earnhardt Sr
6. The King
7. Kevin Racingtire
8. Kevin Shiftright
9. Ruby Oaks
10. Chuck Armstrong
11. Murray Clutchburn
12. Greg Candyman
13. Mark Landis
14. Ernie Gearson
15. Eugene Carbureski
16. Dale Earnhardt Jr
17. Crusty Rotor
18. Mike Yankee
19. Claude Scruggs
20. Dirkson D Agostino
21. Haul Inngas
22. Winford Bradford Rutherford
23. Andrew Axler
24. Billy Ford
25. Billy Oilchanger
26. Gerald Leadfoot
27. Misti Motorkrass
28. Brush Curbler
29. Todd Marcus
30. Mac Icar
31. Ponchy Wipeout
32. Lee Revkins
33. Dave Alternators
34. Ryan Shields
35. Rusty Cornfuel
36. Johnny Blamer
1993 Golden Crown 300

The **1993 Golden Crown 300** is a legendary Busch series race. It was known for the near-fatal crash of Landon Mitchell on Lap 114 where he crashed into Jack Wheelson who was driving slow on the track, flew into the catch fence, and then when returning to the ground rolled 16 times and landed on his wheels on fire which caused him to miss the first 3 races in 1994 in order to get body surgery from his old Axxelo Cheetah shape to a 1994 Crown Celesta as a measure to save his life. Sidney Joyce wins the race and Kevin Harley Sr. was crowned champion.

## Transcript

### Landon's Great Crash

Bob: As we head to lap 114, Landon Mitchell is in the lead but he suddenly makes contact with Jack Wheelson! Wheelson and Mitchell go into the catch fence! Mitchell catches on fire and rolls 16 times when returning to the ground.

Benny: Landon is on fire now. Emergency services are arriving at once.
1994 Dinoco 400

The 1994 Dinoco 400 is well-known for Ernie Gearson winning the Piston Cup after a battle for the 1994 Piston Cup with Chick Hicks. Chick is 2nd and Eugene Carbureski is 3rd. Haul Inngas and The King are 4th and 5th. Part-timer Johnny Blamer catches fire on lap 158 as Devon Bradford Rutherford screams "EMERGENCY! THERE'S A BIG BALL OF FIRE!" due to Gerald Leadfoot losing control and hitting James Cleanair. all part timers participate.

## Transcript

### -The Fire on lap 158

Johnny Blamer: huh! OH NO! OH MY (SPONGEBOB ALARM CLOCK) GOD, IM ON FIRE HELP, HELP, HELP. OH MY (Dolphin CENSOR) JAMES WATCH OUT.

James Cleanair: OUCH, Gerald WATCH OUT, IM GOING TO COLLIDE INTO YOU

Johnny Blamer, James Cleanair, and Gerald Leadfoot: HELP US, WHERE ON FIRE! OH MY GOSH IT HURTS IT HURTS,

Devon Bradford Rutherford: EMERGENCY! THERES A BIG BALL OF FIRE!

### -Ernie Win the Piston Cup

Pinkie: Its Lap 198 and Ernie Gearson And Chick Hicks are battling for the lead

Spike: It will be either Ernie or Chick who wins the Piston Cup This Year

Chick Hicks: ERNIE I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU WIN THE PISTON CUP YOU SON OF A (Popeye Toot) I WILL DESTROY YOU AND WIN THE 1994 PISTON CUP

Ernie Gearson: I don’t think so Chick

Spike: Ernie Speeds up away From Chick

Chick Hicks: YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU (Charlie Brown Horn)

Pinkie: This is it folks, the last lap, and Ernie is in the lead

Spike: Chick Is coming up Ernie

Pinkie: But Ernie Speeds Up Again and crosses the Finish Line to WIN THE 1994 PISTON CUP

Ernie Gearson: YESSSS, I WON MY FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP, YESSS YESS, YES, I WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP, I FREAKING WONNNNNNN! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Chick Hicks: GOD I HATE YOU SO (Uncle Noah Horn) Much!

## Results

1. Ernie Gearson
2. Chick Hicks
3. Eugene Carbureski
4. Haul Inngas
5. The King
6. Dale Earnhardt Sr
7. Murray Clutchburn
8. Ruby Oaks
9. Mike Yankee
10. Chuck Armstrong
11. Crusty Rotor
12. Klint Shiftright
13. Larry Smith
14. Greg Candyman
15. Mike Yankee
16. Claude Scruggs
17. Rusty Cornfuel
18. Ryan Shields
19. Dale Earnhardt Jr
20. Billy Oilchanger
21. Manny Flywheel
22. Mac Icar
23. Slider Petrolski
24. Darren Leadfoot
25. Ralph Carlow
26. Ponchy Wipeout
27. Kevin Racingtire
28. Misti Motorkrass
29. Davey Apex
30. Winford Bradford Rutherford
31. James Cleanair - (DNF)
32. Gerald Leadfoot - (DNF)
33. Johnny Blamer - (DNF)

## Trivia

this one of the few times Chick Hicks came close to winning the Piston Cup,
2005 Fiber Fuel Expedition Race

The 2005 Fiber Fuel Expedition Race was The King winning and mastering after 26 years of racing in it he has won the Fiber Fuel Expedition Race in its 27th year. He dominated and no crashes happened.

## The King Wins The Fiber Fuel Expedition Race

Bob: Off Turn 4 Now! THE KING WINS FOR THE FIRST TIME THE FIBER FUEL EXPEDITION RACE!

Darrell: I DON'T BELIEVE IT BOB!

(Dinoco Radio)

The King: Thanks Guys!

Roger Wheeler: YEAH STRIP!

## Results

1. The King - 150 Laps
2. Chick Hicks - 150 Laps
3. Lightning McQueen - 150 Laps
4. Billy Oilchanger - 150 Laps
5. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 150 Laps
6. Lee Revkins - 150 Laps
7. Kevin Shiftright - 150 Laps
8. Mac Icar - 150 Laps
9. Ernie Gearson - 150 Laps
10. Murray Clutchburn - 150 Laps
11. Darren Leadfoot - 150 Laps
12. Todd Marcus - 150 Laps
13. Ponchy Wipeout - 150 Laps
14. Eugene Carburski - 150 Laps
15. Kevin Racingtire - 150 Laps
16. Ralph Carlow - 150 Laps
17. Haul Inngas - 150 Laps
18. Slider Petrolski - 150 Laps
19. James Cleanair - 150 Laps
20. Ruby Oaks- 150 Laps
21. Sage VanDerSpin - 150 Laps
22. Dirkson D'Agostino - 150 Laps
23. Eugene Carburski - 150 Laps
24. Davey Apex - 150 Laps
25. Johnny Blamer - 150 Laps (First Ever Expedition Race He Finished)
1995 CARCA Hooters SuperCar Season

The 1995 CARCA Hooters SuperCar Season is an annual season.

## List Of Racers

* **Bold - Rookie**
* *Italics - Part-timer*

1. Rust-eze's 01 - Sammy Smelter
2. Alan's Tire Co. 1 - Michael Carsfield
3. Lightyear 02 - Tyler Tallfin
4. ClubCar Co. 3 - Daniel Tireman
5. Speedwater 4 - Jeffrey Bashman
6. Sony 5 - Clayton Fendrick
7. **Super Oil - Richard Pistons**
8. Savoy 11 - Crabbe Carbb
9. Grandol Oil 14 - Mark Engine
10. Luke Acolade Racing 20 - Daniel Carvard
11. SiriusXM 23 - Mike Pillarbox
12. Subway 34 - Alejandro Gomez
13. Golden Age 36 - Rob Mixon
14. Roadcap Music Co. 37 - Garrett Revley
15. TNT Factory 38 - Jeff Caston-Marquis
16. Buy N Large 40 - Tex McGrill
17. Good Breakfast Shop 41 - Edward Hood
18. Burger King 44 - Leroy Archer
19. Piedmont Airlines 46 - Dick Wheelbase
20. Repsol 50 - Stuart Gould
21. 55 - Vincent Parkerson
22. Revlers 57 - Derek Rubbers
23. Office Depot 62 - Ricky White
24. Roger's Burgers 63 - James Thompson
25. Town Class 64 - Jonathan Alpheus
26. Papa Rivera 65 - Matt Carsmith
27. Miller Lite 71 - Rick Carvers
28. Ben's Garage 73 - Carl Gearson
29. Frostar 75 - Ryan Rahal
30. Tanners 77 - Big Jumpy
31. Vaioade 78 - Bill Clutcherson
32. Varoom 79 - Matt Carvodonski
33. Get Revved 81 - Xavier Samaras
34. Aniseed Autoparts 82 - Byron Sanders
35. Oliver's Hot Sauce 85 - Richard Hill
36. Tuxedo Plumbing 86 - Jack Edwards
37. Toys R Us 96 - Joseph Gearson
38. Cozsen 98 - Les Everfuel
39. 200 - Keith Power

CARCA Seasons

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1992 Darlington 200

The **1992 Darlington 200** is an infamous Juniors race for Michael Reverick crash into the Trunk Fresh pit on 16th lap. It was broadcast on ESPN Speedworld.

## Transcript

### Michael Crashes into Trunk Fresh Pit

TBA: It's lap 16 in the Darlington 200 and Michael Reverick races at top speed.

TBA: There's trouble! Michael Reverick spins and crashes into Trunk Fresh pit! This could be bad! Yellow flag out again at Darlington.

(Michael Radio)

Michael Reverick: I am hurt right now.

(Trunk Fresh Radio)

Liam Driver: What happened?

Trunk Fresh Crew Chief: Well, our pit broke.

Liam Driver: Oh (Censored).
2001 BnL 500

The **2001 BnL 500** was the 25th race of the 2001 Piston Cup Season. This race is best known for the debut of Junior Piston Cup Star and Sputter Stop's secondary backup Tosh Crash. The reason why is because Murray Clutchburn missed this race and the other two races after he crashed out during practice. Clutchburn's backup Jacob Fairway was unable to attend since he was attending his grandfather's funeral. Tosh scored the pole position and led a few laps before he dropped down to 9th after a pit stop. He made a quick recovery and finished 3rd.

## Results

1. Chuck Armstrong - 500 laps - 175 points
2. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 500 laps - 170 points
3. Tosh Crash - 500 laps - 165 points
1996 Vitoline 350

This race is known for Ryan Shields having the fastest pit stop of the '90s at 7.93 seconds. It was the 2nd fastest and Ryan WON with The King 2nd and Eugene Carbureski 3rd.

## Transcript

### Fastest Pitstop of the '90s

Ken Silver: ALRIGHT, BOYS! RYAN WILL BE COMING AND HE IS 4TH AS OF NOW!!! WE BETTER MAKE THIS A GOOD ONE!!!!

Robert: GOT IT!!!!

Tommy: I handle the tires!

Robert: I will put the fuel! HERE HE COMES NOW!

(they put a perfectly timed pitstop for Ryan at 7.9 seconds!)

Spike: INCREDIBLE!!! THE SILVER BROTHERS HAVE MADE THE FASTEST PIT STOP EVER!!! 7.93 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy: YES! (high fives Ken)

Pinkie: RYAN SHIELDS NOW LEADING AFTER THIS GREAT PIT STOP!!!!
2005 Copper Canyon 400

The 2005 Copper Canyon 400 is race 22 of the 2005 season. Strip Weathers won with Lightning McQueen 2nd and Chick Hicks 3rd. This Race was briefly shown in the intro of Cars 1. A huge crash caused by Chick Hicks led to many racers not finishing or finishing far behind the leaders.

## Results

1. Strip Weathers - 400 Laps - 180 points
2. Lightning McQueen - 400 Laps - 170 points
3. Chick Hicks - 400 Laps - 165 points
4. Misti Motorkass - 400 Laps - 160 points
5. Floyd Mulvihill - 400 Laps - 155 points
6. Murray Clutchburn - 400 Laps - 150 points
7. Ernie Gearson - 400 Laps - 146 points
8. James Cleanair - 400 Laps - 142 points
9. Greg Candyman - 400 Laps - 138 points
10. Claude Scruggs - 400 Laps - 134 points
11. Eugene Carbureski - 400 Laps - 130 points
12. Crusty Rotor - 400 Laps - 127 points
13. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 400 Laps - 124 points
14. Darren Leadfoot - 400 Laps - 121 points
15. Kevin Racingtire - 399 Laps - 118 points
16. Chuck Armstrong - 399 Laps - 115 points
17. Haul Inngas (crash) - 242 Laps - 112 points
18. Brush Curber (crash) - 242 Laps - 109 points
19. Aiken Axler (crash) - 242 Laps - 106 points
20. Lee Revkins (crash) - 242 Laps - 103 points
21. Kevin Shiftright (crash) - 242Laps - 100 points
22. Todd Marcus (crash) - 242 Laps - 97 points
23. Ryan Shields (crash) - 242 Laps - 94 points
24. Johnny Blamer (crash) - 242 Laps - 91 points
25. Billy Oilchanger (crash) - 242 Laps - 88 points
26. Mac iCar (crash) - 242 Laps- 85 points
27. Slider Petrolski (crash) - 242Laps - 82 points
28. Rusty Cornfuel (crash) - 242 Laps - 79 points
29. Davey Apex (crash) - 242 Laps - 76 points
30. Ponchy Wipeout (crash) - 242 Laps - 73 points
31. Dirkson D'Agostino (crash) - 242 Laps - 70 points
32. Ruby Oaks (crash) - 242 Laps - 67 points
33. Sage VanDerSpin (crash) - 242 Laps - 64 points
34. Manny Flywheel (crash) - 242 Laps - 61 points
35. Winford Bradford Rutherford (crash) - 242 Laps - 58 points
36. Ralph Carlow (crash) - 242 Laps - 55 points
1983 Junior Piston Cup Pro Season

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## Championship

### Champion

Larry Smith

The **1983 Junior Piston Cup Pro Season** was the 12th season of the Junior Piston Cup Pro Series.

## Racers

* **Bold - Rookie**

1. Cyber Car 04 - Jack Spinner
2. Train Oil 16 - Calvin Braker
3. **BnL 23 - Herbert Gearings**
4. Nitroade 28 - Jordan Axler
5. Frostar Air Filters 30 - Jack Dayson
6. **Mood Springs 33 - Taylor Bendy**
7. Dinoco 43 - Guy Wheelson
8. **Vitoline 61 - James Cleanair**
9. Leak Less 52 - Delano Loudrev
10. No Stall 121 - Larry Smith

## Gallery

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2005 Re-Volting 400

The **2005 Re-Volting 400** was the sixth race of the 2005 Piston Cup Season. Chick Hicks won his second race of the season after crashing Lee Revkins for the win on the final lap. Lightning McQueen finished second, Floyd Mulvihill finished third, Sage VanDerSpin finished fourth, and The King finished fifth. Johnny Blamer blew a tire and crashed on lap 118.

## Results

1. Chick Hicks - 400 Laps - 180 points
2. Lightning McQueen - 400 Laps - 170 points
3. Floyd Mulvihill - 400 Laps - 165 points
4. Sage VanDerSpin - 400 Laps - 160 points
5. Strip Weathers - 400 Laps - 155 points
6. Aiken Axler - 400 Laps - 150 points
7. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 400 Laps - 146 points
8. Kevin Shiftright - 400 Laps - 142 points
9. Chuck Armstrong - 400 Laps - 138 points
10. Ralph Carlow - 400 Laps - 134 points
11. Darren Leadfoot - 400 Laps - 130 points
12. Todd Marcus - 400 Laps - 127 points
13. Mac iCar - 400 Laps - 124 points
14. Ryan Shields - 400 Laps - 121 points
15. Claude Scruggs - 400 Laps - 118 points
16. Misti Motorkrass - 400 Laps - 115 points
17. Murray Clutchburn - 400 Laps - 112 points
18. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 400 Laps - 109 points
19. Crusty Rotor - 400 Laps - 106 points
20. Brush Curber - 400 Laps - 103 points
21. Greg Candyman - 400 Laps - 100 points
22. Dirkson D'Agostino - 400 Laps - 97 points
23. Kevin Racingtire - 400 Laps - 94 points
24. Ernie Gearson - 400 Laps - 91 points
25. Ponchy Wipeout - 400 Laps - 88 points
26. James Cleanair - 400 Laps - 85 points
27. Davey Apex - 400 Laps - 82 points
28. Ruby Oaks - 400 Laps - 79 points
29. Haul Inngas - 400 Laps - 76 points
30. Eugene Carbureski - 400 Laps - 73 points
31. Billy Oilchanger - 400 Laps - 70 points
32. Slider Petrolski - 400 Laps - 67 points
33. Manny Flywheel - 399 Laps - 64 points
34. Rusty Cornfuel - 399 laps - 61 points
35. Lee Revkins - 399 laps - 58 points
36. Johnny Blamer - 118 Laps - 55 points
1999 N20 Cola 400 at Talladega

The 1999 N20 Cola 400 at Talladega was race number 14 of 36. Ponchy Wipeout surprised literally everybody by winning. The King took 2nd and Ponchy Wipeout took 3rd. Chick Hicks in the 4th spot.

A crash on lap number 59 took out Dale Earnhardt Sr, Ernie Gearson, Brush Curber, Aiken Axler, Slider Petrolski, James Cleanair, Kevin Shiftright, Mark Landis, Todd Marcus, Winford Bradford Rutherford, Mac iCar, and Davey Apex. Besides the lap 59 crash, nothing historic happened.

Johnny Blamer DNF after a small engine fire after hitting the safety barrier.

All part-timers except Ralph Carlow race.

## Transcript

### The Big One

Spike: TROUBLE! DALE SR MAKES CONTACT WITH ERNIE GEARSON AND BRUSH CURBER! AIKEN AXLER TRIES TO DODGE BUT CRASHED INTO SLIDER PETROLSKI AND JAMES CLEANAIR!

Pinkie: KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT, MARK LANDIS, AND MAC ICAR SPIN AS THEY HIT TODD MARCUS, DAVE ALTERNATORS, AND WINFORD BRADFORD RUTHERFORD!
2003 Heartland 500

The **2003 Heartland 500** was the 33rd race of the 2003 Piston Cup Season.

## Results

1. The King - 500 laps
2. Ruby Oaks - 500 laps
3. Ernie Gearson - 500 laps
4. Crusty Rotor - 500 laps
5. Ralph Carlow - 500 laps
6. Murray Clutchburn - 500 laps
7. Todd Marcus - 500 laps
8. Slider Petrolski - 500 laps
9. Billy Oilchanger - 500 laps
10. Sage Vanderspin - 500 laps
11. Haul Inngas - 500 laps
12. Darren Leadfoot - 500 laps
13. Rusty Cornfuel - 500 laps
14. Chick Hicks - 500 laps
15. Ponchy Wipeout - 500 laps
16. Ryan Shields - 500 laps
17. Mike Yankee - 500 laps
1999 Sputter Stop 400

The 1999 Sputter Stop 400 is the final race Johnny Blamer completed in 1999 (the other two were Vitoline 350 and Las Vegas 400). Crusty Rotor won with The King second and Murray Clutchburn 3rd. Chick Hicks was 4th as he couldn´t pass Murray during all the ENTIRE race. Mike Yankee finishes in the 5th finishing spot and rookie Winford Bradford Rutherford takes the 6th spot.

## Race Results

1st - Crusty Rotor

2nd - The King

3rd - Murray Clutchburn

4th - Chick Hicks

5th - Mike Yankee

6th - Winford Bradford Rutherford (R)

7th - Manny Flywheel

8th - Dirkson D'Agostino (R)

9th - Rusty Cornfuel

10th - Eugene Carbureski
1991 Nightdona 500

The 1991 Nightdona 500 is a Piston Cup race. A huge crash was caused as well with Chick Hicks turning himself around.

## TeleBio

Network: CBS

Announcers: Twilight Sparkle and Spike

## Transcript

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, trouble! Sammy Smelter is turned around!

Sammy (Crying): WHY IS IT ALWAYS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!??!?!?!??

Twilight: Looks like Sammy Smelter's worst out of all his cries.

Spike: LOOK AT CHICK HICKS ON HIS SIDE!!!

Twilight: HE COLLECTS EVERYBODY! CHUCK ARMSTRONG IS IN IT! CAR #64 IS IN IT! THAT'S DEVON BRADFORD RUTHERFORD!!!

Spike: OH MY GOD!!!!

Twilight: POW. OOF. BANG. SMASH.

Chuck: PLZ DON'T TAKE ME OUT, COACH! I CAN STILL RACE!

Murray: AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHUAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYY!?!?!?

***Note: Murray wasn't involved in the crash but cared about other people and was worried if someone was injured.***
1994 Get Revved 200

The 1994 Get Revved 200 is a Piston Cup race held at the Calladega Superspeedway (aka Alabama Speedway).

## The Race

Carl Gearson was making his 4th superspeedway start at Calladega Superspeedway, which he hoped would be his best yet. On Lap 14, he was racing for 4th place when he was spun by Byron Sanders, who was in 3rd. Carl Gearson flipped and rolled violently down the backstretch until eventually sliding back onto the track, where he would be hit 3 times before stopping on the apron in Turn 3. He was taken to a nearby hospital after being found half-conscious, and died 3 days later.

Doctors conducted an autopsy on him after his death, which revealed that he had seriously damaged several important parts, including arteries, his electrical system, and more. The flipping hadn't hurt him at all, but the second impact he took when he slid back onto the track was the fatal hit, likely due to the fact that the flip had torn off a lot of the back sheet metal, which is where he was hit.

Though probably not true, several conspiracy theorists have claimed that he faked his death, stating that they had seen a familiar looking Chevy Lumina (Axxelo Fission) in the stands, in victory lane, and more places.
2000 Smash & Clash 100 Qualifying

In this event, Sam Byron blew his left rear tire coming out of Turn 4, causing him to spin and back into the inside wall at around 105 mph. Byron died 30 minutes later at Rurville Hospital in Rurville, Arizona. The race was still held, but the hype was way lower. There is no known footage of the accident, except for a PC Show Wiki video from Wednesday, March 1, 2000, and there are a few pictures in said wiki and Racing World, with photos going to be added here.

An autopsy revealed that the impact had triggered the crumple zone, like it was supposed to. However, the hit had enough force that it damaged an artery in Byron's roof, causing internal bleeding, which killed him. Doctors stated that the death was unpreventable. In the morning of the Piston Cup race, they were first doing a memorial, and then the race will be on with racers like Dave Alternators, Darren Leadfoot, and others.
2002 Leak Less 400

The 2002 Leak Less 400 is a race known because Lee Revkins celebrated his win by drinking five Transberry Juice packets in a row.

## Transcript

### Lee Revkins celebration

(Lee drinks five Transberry Juice packets. All of them are original.)

Lee: Being the best since my first career year of 1996 part-time and rookie three years later, I've been the best Viper or Charger of 2002!

(Crowd cheers)
2002 Calladega 500

In the 2002 Calladega 500, it is known that Murray Clutchburn starts the big one on the first lap of the race and involves 12 cars with him INCLUDING THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cars involved are Murray Clutchburn, The King, Eugene Carbureski, Ralph Carlow, part-time racer Todd Marcus, Kevin Racingtire, Darren Leadfoot, Claude Scruggs, Aiken Axler, Misti Motorkrass, Johnny Blamer, Brush Curber and Greg Candyman.

Aiken was bashed by Johnny in the wreck and both Claude and Misti were involved.

James Cleanair DNF after a small engine fire.

## Transcript

Bob: TROUBLE! MURRAY CLUTCHBURN TAKES OUT THE KING! MANY CARS INVOLVED INCLUDING JOHNNY BLAMER AND AIKEN AXLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darrell: SAGE VANDERSPIN SURVIVES AND STILL RACES!!!!!!

Sage: Yes! What a relief!

Aiken: Uh oh. (gets bashed by Johnny Blamer)

Johnny (crying): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO I DNF! I CRASHED AND IT'S YOUR FAULT STUPID AIKEN!!!!!!!

Aiken: It wasn't mine! It was Murray's!

Johnny (crying): THEN CURSE MURRAY!!!!

to be continued by Win95 (or if needed, Ruby)
2005 Octane Gain 400

Race 34 of 2005, this race was won by Dale Earnhardt Jr. After this race, Lightning McQueen fired his 3rd crew chief, due to being called into pit during all openings as a precaution, setting him far behind.

## Finishing Positions:

1. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 300 laps - 180 points
2. Aiken Axler - 300 laps - 170 points
3. Claude Scruggs - 300 laps - 165 points
4. Lee Revkins - 300 laps - 160 points
5. Kevin Shiftright - 300 laps - 155 points
6. Greg Candyman - 300 laps - 150 points
7. Ponchy Wipeout - 300 laps - 146 points
8. Strip Weathers - 300 laps - 142 points
9. Manny Flywheel - 300 laps - 138 points
10. Crusty Rotor - 300 laps - 134 points
11. Chick Hicks - 300 laps - 130 points
12. Misti Motorkrass - 300 laps - 127 points
13. Ralph Carlow - 300 laps - 124 points
14. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 300 laps - 121 points
15. Slider Petrolski - 300 laps - 118 points
16. Floyd Mulvihill - 300 laps - 115 points
17. James Cleanair - 300 laps - 112 points
18. Todd Marcus - 300 laps - 109 points
19. Eugene Carbureski - 300 laps - 106 points
20. Darren Leadfoot - 300 laps - 103 points
21. Mac iCar - 300 laps - 100 points
22. Rusty Cornfuel - 300 laps - 97 points
23. Billy Oilchanger - 300 laps - 94 points
24. Sage VanDerSpin - 300 laps - 91 points
25. Lightning McQueen - 300 laps - 88 points
26. Dirkson D'Agostino - 300 laps - 85 points
27. Brush Curber - 300 laps - 82 points
28. Kevin Racingtire - 300 laps - 79 points
29. Chuck Armstrong - 300 laps - 76 points
30. Davey Apex - 299 laps - 73 points
31. Ruby Oaks - 299 laps - 70 points
32. Ernie Gearson - 299 laps - 67 points
33. Murray Clutchburn - 299 laps - 64 points
34. Ryan Shields - 299 laps - 61 points
35. Johnny Blamer (crash) - 82 laps - 58 points
36. Haul Inngas (crash) - 82 laps - 55 points