What if Don Bluth stayed at Disney?/Disney Princesses' cameo in Ralph Breaks the Internet dialogues

*[Vanellope glitches into the dressing room of the Disney Princesses]*
**Vanellope**: Uh, hi.
*[the princesses surround her on all sides, with their powers and weapons]*
**Vanellope**: Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too.
**Anna**: Wait. What?
**Vanellope**: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. *[laughs nervously]*
**Pocahontas**: What kind of a princess are you?
**Vanellope**: What kind?
**Rapunzel**: Do you have magic hair?
**Vanellope**: No.
**Elsa**: Magic hands?
**Vanellope**: No.
**Cinderella and Anne-Marie**: Do animals talk to you?
**Vanellope**: No.
**Snow White**: Were you poisoned?
**Vanellope**: No!
**Tiana, Anastasia, Odette, and Aurora**: Cursed?
**Vanellope**: No!
**Rapunzel, Thumbelina, Belle, and Anne-Marie**: Kidnapped or enslaved?
**Vanellope**: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
**Ariel**: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
**Vanellope**: No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!
**Snow White**: Have you ever had love's first kiss?
**Vanellope**: Ew! Barf!
**Jasmine**: Do you have daddy issues?
**Vanellope**: I don't even have a mom!
**Numerous princesses**: Neither do we!
**Rapunzel**: And now for the $1,000,000 question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
**Vanellope**: Yes! What is up with that?
**All princesses**: She *is* a Princess!
*[Snow White vocalizes]*
**Cinderella**: *[eyes Vanellope's clothing]* Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
**Vanellope**: Oh, this old thing?
**Cinderella**: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
**Aurora**: As would I.
**Moana**: Me, too!
**Elsa**: So cool!
**Rapunzel**: Best outfit ever!
**Ariel**: I want one too, you guys!
**Cinderella**: I'll get my mice on this.

*[the Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes.]*
**Cinderella**: *[sighs]* So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
*[the other princesses cheer]*
**Ariel**: Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. *[sings]* I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
**Vanellope**: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
**Jasmine**: Uh, she's singing.
**Vanellope**: Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
**Tiana**: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
**Vanellope**: Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
**Rapunzel**: Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
**Vanellope**: Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. *[clears throat; sings]* Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. *[scats]*
**Belle**: Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?
**Vanellope**: Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
**Mulan**: Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
**Pocahontas**: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
**Vanellope**: What?
**Snow White**: Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
**Moana**: I stare at the ocean.
**Mulan**: Horse trough.
**Anne-Marie**: The sky at nighttime.
**Cinderella**: Soap bubbles.
**Vanellope**: Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
**Ariel**: *Important* water.
**Vanellope**: Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
**Rapunzel**: For sure.
**Tiana**: Mm-hmm.
**Vanellope**: Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
*[C-3PO enters]*
**C-3PO**: Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes.
*[he leaves]*
**Jasmine**: Okay, thank you.
**Tiana**: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
**Aurora**: It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
**Belle**: And best of luck finding your song.
**Merida**: (speaking Scottish) Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!
**Vanellope**: Uh-huh. What did she just say?
**Tiana**: We don't know.
**Moana**: We can't understand her.
**Anna**: She's Scottish-accented.
**Vanellope**: Ah.