Third Wheel Song

This song is dedicated to all of the third wheels out there.

Many of us dream of going on a romantic date, singing a song with the one we love. But what happens when someone else joins in? Find out how this tune changes, in the Third Wheel Song.

## Lyrics

Whitney: *You love me and I love you
You're really nice and so am I also too
If there's anything wrong with you
I haven't figured it out... yet*

Whitney & James:  *'Cause you light up my life
And the moon and the trees and space
And the clouds and iPhones
And the heavens up above
And on and on goes love*

James: *I love everything that you bring*
Mallory: *Hey guys! Oh sorry, am I interrupting?*
Whitney: *No!* James: *Sort of...*
Mallory: *Okay, sorry, sorry sorry sorry*

James: Like I was saying:
*I love everything that you bring
Your face is a miracle
It makes my heart sing
I hope that you know that our love
Is like a special flame*

Mallory: *Hey guys, do you wanna get burritos?*

Whitney: *I love your face and your hair and your muscles
Your brain is good too*
Mallory: *Ha! What the heck rhymes with muscles?*
Whitney: *Mal! Is there anywhere else you can be?*
Mallory: *I see how it is.*

Mallory: *Sorry I'll leave you two alone...
Speaking of alone, that's what I am*
(cries)
Whitney: *Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that...*
*I'm sorry, um, you can stay*
James: *What!*
Mallory: *Perfect! Oh, isn't friendship great?*
James: *Sure, whatever...
Whitney, back to the two of us*
Mallory: You mean the THREE of us!

Cast:  *'Cause the two (three) of us are so alive*
Whitney and James: *When we-*
Mallory: *I got them to add a seat for me to your tandem bike*
Cast: *Two (three) is the number that will make life grand
When you're walking hand in hand...*
Mallory: *In hand*

James: No, that's not for three hands! It's for the two hands of... us.
Whitney: It's only two.
James: You have to have your own... other... hand.
Mallory: I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry. I was just feeling the music. I'm sorry, I'm done. Sorry.

Whitney & James:  *'Cause the two of us are so alive*
Mallory: *Oooooooh! Yes they are!*
Whitney & James: *When we eat romantic foods at night*
Mallory: *The three musketeers
The three musketeers*
Whitney & James: *Two is the number of love and stuff*
Mallory: *The power of three*
Whitney & James: *And we probably love each other enough*
Mallory: (dying cat sounds)
Whitney & James: *And we probably love each other enough*
Mallory: (platypus choking on jelly)
Whitney & James: *And we probably love each other enough*
Mallory: (a subpar Louis Armstrong impression)
Whitney & James: *And we probably love each other enough*
Mallory: (weird voices)

Mallory: Hey! Wait!

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the first featured song since Everything Sounds Nicer.
* This is the first sketch since Dead Wedding not to be written by Matt Meese.
	+ This is the first sketch since Metropolitan Boy Scouts to be written by Mallory Everton.
* This is the tenth sketch written by Mallory Everton.
* This is the first sketch to be recorded off-set since Awkward Avoidance Viking: Ex-Girlfriend.
* This is the first sketch to include subtitles in the sketch itself.
* This is the first sketch since Man of Interest in which Matt Meese isn't a part of a sketch.
	+ This means that Matt Meese had played in 26 sketches in a row, before missing out on this sketch.