Cream

No. 7

> I'm Creamius the 3rd. It's a little shabby here.
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## Description

Cream is an all-white female cat with a pink mouth and nose and light blue eyes. She wears a pink cape tied by a purple bow at her neck, and a cone-shaped unicorn horn attached to her head with string. The horn has a yellow star on the tip and is striped purple, yellow, and pink.

## Items and Requests

#### List of items

 Starry Dresser
 Fluffy Yarn Basket

## Dialogue

#### **First meeting**

 Oh? And who are you? You dare step foot into my room?

 What? You don't know who I am? You must not be very cultured.

 I am Creamius the 3rd, distinguished noble of the Meow Empurr.

(Hmm...She has quite the ego...)

 I suppose I've seen worse towers...

 Though there are many suspicious-looking cats around...

 Well I suppose it's a good experience to have a taste of living like a commoner.

 I'll call you if I need anything, so don't go too far!

(She sure is arrogant...But also cute, so I'll let her off for now.)

#### **First request completed**

 You're not too bad with interior design.

 I think you might have what it takes to be a house servant in the **Meow Empurr**.

(Where?)

 Are you telling me you've never heard of the Meow Empurr?

 Homes made of tuna crackers, rivers of catnip...

(I think I heard a fairy tale like this...)

 Every cat knows the Meow Empurr.

 This is basic knowledge! Where are you from?

 Still, you have talent for interior design.

 You may leave, for now. I'll call for you when I need you!

(Despite her attitude, she's always happy to see me. She was even kneading me, I should try coming often.)

#### **Second request completed**

(Cream is thinking hard while looking at a piece of paper.)

What are you reading?

 Correspondence from the **Woof Repuplic**.

 Nothing you need to know... Would you like to hear anyway?

Should I?

1. Sure, what is it?

2. I'm not particularly interested.

 It's covered in muddy pawprints.

 They sent a basket full of smelly bones along with it too.

(I just told her I didn't really care...)

 Ugh, smells like wet dog.

 Is this... some kind of declaration of war?

 I will need to go to their embassy and confirm the meaning behind this!

 Take care while I'm away!

(Cream is preparing to leave while continuously sniffing the letter. I should leave.)

#### **Third request completed**

 FLICK FLICK

(Cream is flicking her tail. Is she annoyed?)

Has something happened?

 I just met with a diplomat from the Woof Repuplic.

 He kept wagging his tail everywhere and panting with his tongue out.

 Was he asking for a fight?

Wagging his tail and panting?

1. Wasn't it because he was happy to see you?

2. Maybe it means something else in the Repuplic?

 You think so...? Such behavior is insulting to cats!

 But... I suppose you could be right.

 I'll make an exception this time and listen to your suggestion!

 I will need to go ask the **Dog Studies Professor** at the university.

(Dog Studies...?)

 Anyway, I'll make good use of the furniture!

(Was I helpful? Cream's mood seems to have improved. I should go for today.)

#### **Forth request completed**

 There you are!

(Cream looks more cheerful than usual.)

Has something happened?

 I went to the university and spoke with the Dog Studies professor!

 Surprisingly, you were correct! Tail wagging really does have a positive meaning.

 It wasn't much help, but thanks to you we at least avoided a diplomatic incident.

 Which is why the Meow Empurr has appointed you as a **Count**!

A count of the Meow Empurr?

 Do you understand what being a count entails?

 It means that every month you receive a **Buckets** of free tuna cans!

A tuna can subsidy?

1. I don't need that, though...

 How could you not? Do you know how precious tuna cans are?

2. O-Oh... Great...

 That wasn't very convincing.

 Anyway... You should consider it an honor.

 You hadn't even heard of the Empurr until recently...

 And now you're a noble just like me! I feel somewhat proud.

 You may leave now! I'll call you if I need you.

(Cream is rubbing her head against my leg! Despite the way she talks, she seems cheerful. Anyway, I should leave for today.)

## Trivia

* Cream is one of the three cats in the game that does not have black eyes, with the other two being Dusty and Milo.