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(Episode begins at the Candle Friends' house's living room. Candle Man, Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong sit on the floor.)

Candle Man: Guys, I can't wait to play this game with you guys! It is a four player game.

Limefong: Jeah.

Shaduck: I'm too excited!

Mystic: Let's just play!

(Before they start playing, someone knocked on their door)

Limefong: Who's this?

Candle Man: I'mma go check.

(Candle.Man opens the door and is shocked)

Candle Man: Oh, it's Peppa Pig! (Waves to Peppa) Hi.

Peppa Pig: Hi, Mr. Candle Man, I've got something special for you.

Candle Man: What is it?

Peppa Pig: You are invited to my house, there's a party.

Candle Man: Oh, cool. But, me and my friends were about to-

Peppa Pig: Please come to this party!

Candle Man: (sarcastically) ...partying with four year olds, yaaaaaay!

Peppa Pig: Oh, no need to be rude. Please, just come! PLEASE!

Candle Man: Ugh, fine, whatever. Lemme just… (runs up to his room at the speed of light, and grabs Teddy Mouse) Well, it would make sense for me to bring Teddy Mouse with me… (runs back to Peppa, also at the speed of light) Done! So where's your house located?

Peppa Pig: You'll know when you'll see it.

(Candle Man waves at the other Candle Friends)

Shaduck: Good luck.

Mystic: Have fun at the party, sweetheart.

Limefong: See ya, dude!

(Candle Man and Peppa go to Peppa's house, with Candle Man driving there with the Candle Car)

Peppa Pig: This is my house.

(Candle Man and Peppa come out of the car, and go into Peppa’s house)

Candle Man: Wow, nice decorations.

Peppa Pig: Anyway... I'm Peppa Pig! This is my little brother George!

George: Yes yes!

Peppa Pig: And these are my friends, Candy Cat, Suzy Sheep, and Danny Dog...

Candle Man: Oh, hello there!

Suzy Sheep: Hi!

Candy: Why hello there, Candle Man.

Danny: Hello… do I look cool?

Candle Man: Uhh… yes?

(Suzy bakes a cake and brings it to Peppa and her friends)

Candy: (is eating) Delicious! I love cakes!

Danny: (is also eating) Me too, honey!

George: (is also eating) Me three.

Candle Man: Me four! But they're not as good as eggplants.

Peppa Pig: So, do you want eggplants?

Candle Man: YES!

Suzy: Okay then, I can just go to the store and buy eggplants.

(Suzy does what she said)

Peppa: Here's a drink if you want.

Candle Man: Nah, sorry but I don't want to.

Peppa: It's okay.

Candle Man: I already drank a lot today.

Peppa: Also, remember what I said, stay here forever!

Candle Man: Ummm...

(Suzy knocks at the door and Peppa opens it)

Suzy: Got the eggplants!

Candle Man: Nice! (Eats them in a second)

Suzy: That was too quick.

Candle Man: I just LOVE eggplants...

Suzy: Okay then.

Candy: So guys, what should we play?

Danny: Hmm.... oh! Hot Wheels!

Candy: Okay, honey. It's a two player game, so I'll only pick one to play with me! Hmm.. you! Candle Man!

Candle Man: All right!

(Candy opens the PC and Candle Man and Candy play Hot wheels)

(Two minutes later)

Candy: Damn! You beat me in the race!

Danny: He got da moves!

Candle Man: Uh huh.

(Cuts back to the Candle House)

Mystic: Aw maaan, that piggy picked the worst time ever to invite CM to her party…

Limefong: Jeah! We were about to play, but nooo…

Shaduck: And yet Candle Man didn't even tell Peppa about that game! I mean, he tried to, but he was interrupted...

Mystic: This entire thing could've been avoided if Candle Man just told Peppa about this game.

Shaduck: Nah, she'd probably force him to come anyway.

Mystic: No. Peppa would let Candle Man stay here… come to think of it, that party is taking forever!

(Cuts back to Peppa's house)

Candle Man: Anyway… this isn't a party… it's just a simple invite…

(Peppa, George, and Suzy come in)

George: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Peppa, Suzy, Candy, and Danny: Yeah, same here.

Peppa: By the way, Candle Man, I have a request for you.

Candle Man: Sure, what is it?

Peppa: Candle Man… (sinister smile as it is a close up of her) Stay here forever!

Candle Man: ("forever" echoes in his head) But why? I can't… just… I have friends apart from you five, ya know!

Suzy: That isn't a valid reason. We'll just invite them too, and make them stay forever as well. If we want it to happen, it does happen.

George: Come on, Candle Man, it'll be fun if you stay with us!

Candle Man: Uhh… I'm not sure how that would be fun...

Candy: Why not just let Candle Man go if he wants to?

George: Because we said so!

Peppa: He has to stay here forever!

(Candle Man grows angry)

Candle Man: OH, JUST FLIPPING STOP, OKAY? YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO STAY HERE FOREVER, OKAY?

Danny: Calm down, dude. You are crazy.

Candle Man: Excuse me for having anger issues. Anyway, may I go to the bathroom…?

Peppa: Sure.

(Candle Man does so and speaks to himself quietly)
Candle Man: (Sighs) What's wrong with Peppa? She just can't expect me to stay on her house forever! Now, I need to think of a clever way to get out of her house.... aha!

(Candle Man goes out of the bathroom)

Candle Man: Do y'all wanna go to jump in the muddy puddles?

Everyone aside from him: Yes!

Candle Man: Okay! Go, go, go!

George: I'm gonna bring my… (pulls out Dine-Saw) DINE SAW! GRRRR!!!

(Peppa, Suzy, Danny, George and Candy go to jump in the muddy puddles)

Candle Man: (Now holding Teddy Mouse) Hehe, time for me to run at the speed of light to my own house as they can't notice.

Peppa: (she and the others stop jumping) Time for you to run away by tricking us?!

Candy: Nah fam! (Grabs Candle Man right into the muddy puddle) Jump with us!

Candle Man: Great. Now Teddy Mouse and I are gonna be muddy as flip because five babies told me to stay forever.

Danny: I'm not a baby!!! And neither are they! (Stomps foot)

Candle Man: (steps out of the muddy puddle) What is it with these weirdos loving mud…?

Suzy: It's just… mud is cool in our opinion!

George: And we love jumping in muddy puddles!

Candle Man: Uhh… okay… (steps away slowly) continue jumping up and down… while… I gotta go… (runs away at the speed of light holding Teddy Mouse)

Peppa, George, Suzy, Candy, and Danny: HEY! GET BACK HERE!

(Cuts to Candle Man running at the speed of light)

Candle Man: Jeez, I need to get away from those sick triviaflips! Forever!

(Candle Man trips up some background characters, not noticing though)

Candle Man: I HOPE I’M FAR AWAY! (sees Suzy Sheep)

(Candle Man bumps into Suzy Sheep)

Suzy: OW! Look forward when running, ya know? Anyway, come back to the house, NOW!

Candle Man: I will…

(The 5 Peppa characters are smiling in happiness)

Candle Man: ...return to my own house! Goodbye!

(Candle Man runs away at the speed of light)

Danny: Oh well… we failed, let's just accept it.

(Cuts to Candle Man)

Candle Man: Finally away from those creepy living dolls!

(Candle Man arrives to the Candle House)

Candle Man: WAIT, THE CAR!

(Candle Man runs away at the speed of light, coming back 3 seconds later driving the Candle Car)

Candle Man: Yay… finally hooome…

(Candle Man opens the door)

Candle Man: ...hello guys…!

Shaduck: Hello there!

Limefong: Oh, hey, man.

Mystic: I've missed you, sugar.

Candle Man: Same, sweetie!

(Mystic kisses Candle Man)

Shaduck: So, how was that party?

Candle Man: HORRIBLE… it was fun at first but then those five sickos tried to force me to stay there forever…

Mystic: Anyway, with you here, let's play that game.

Shaduck/Limefong: Yeah/Jeah!

(They start playing, as the episode ends.)