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Episode 54: It's a Trap

Pushing further into the show and ice of Mt. Gahkis, the party was waylaid by an enormous mountain goat who seemed hell bent on preventing passage through it’s rocky home. While the cloven hoofed beast proved little threat, the temptation of a warm meal and a rest proved fortuitous. Although they attracted another roving band of Wights, the rest proved to be invaluable for the day to come.

In the morning as they approached the gatehouse spanning a vast canyon, they were beset upon by a flock of gargoyles under an invisible Bannoch’s command. Unleashing more magic than he had previously revealed, the vampire lord quickly trapped the party, turning the narrow mountain road to mud, and barraged them with spells as the gargoyles harried them. Using Haybin’s Blade, Bamya was able to locate their true enemy, but it seemed it may have been too late. Xarlamin was trapped inside a magic circle, his magic and sword rendered nearly useless and half the party lay behind them unconscious in the mud. But each of the remaining heroes had just enough luck and ingenuity left to turn the tide.

Pouncing on the invisible vampire, Nestor used his elven circlet to release a healing rain on the battlefield, just enough to rouse his fallen comrades. Xarlamin’s arcane eagle talon lifted him from his arcane confines and deposited him within striking distance. And for the first time, Bamya’s educational background proved useful when Bannoch took the hobbit under his sway, but quickly realized the language barrier would prevent the small rogue from carrying out his wishes. Realizing his plans had been thwarted, Bannoch slipped into mist form and evaded the heroes, flying up and over the gate house, to where his Nightmare steed waited on the other side. Xarlamin and Nestor bravely gave chase, mounting the battlements, but it was too late. Bannoch slipped away leaving the battered and bruised party to fend off the remains of his gargoyle squadron.
Crown of Neferon

Placing the crown on your head surrounds you with shifting planes of otherworldly golden light that gather around you like a voluminous golden cloak. But in the shadows cast by the light and near the lower edges of the luminous cape, shadowy tentacles shift and writhe at the edge of perception.

This crown is tied directly to the outer god known as The King in Yellow. It creates a connection to the deity, and grants additional powers if the wearer has enough sanity to withstand the trans-dimensional pressures.
Episode Summaries Archive: I

This page links to DM's episode summaries posted after game-play.

Dates will refer to game date where possible, or else the date posted (precision attempted but not guaranteed).

See subjective episode dates in each summary.

This page stores episodes roughly corresponding to the first year of the campaign, 2019-2020.
Beasts of Birdieland

Beasts of Birdieland is a book written by Batherour during his ruling. It was published a long time after his rule.

Birdieboss: The birdieboss is a fierce foe. A human with an appetite for birds and dangerous strength. Defeated by: Cookie

Birdiebrine: A robot creature created by birdieboss to rule over the castle and attack birdies. Can teleport and glitches when hurt. Defeated by: Baby owl

Birdiebone: Giant birdieboss skeleton that rose after the birdieboss fell into lava. Killed all of the hunter gales and lives in the dark forest. Defeated by: Gale

Armored Iron Crab: Huge crab that grabs birdies with its big claws and eat them up. Defeated by: The Crow when he threw songbirds into the shell.

Enraged Smasher: Uses strong muscles to smash birdies. Turns into Skinny Smasher when armor falls off.

T e u k r : t i s b d e .

The rest of the book has been unfortunately been damaged over time.
Episode 6: Raiding the Sea Ghost

Using a fishing boat generously donated by the Nicena City Council, and a clever combination of disguise and magical, the party approached and boarded the Sea Ghost just off the coast of the Primewater Smuggler caves without tipping their hand. Dropping their cunning front, the pirates were surprised as magic, metal and fists reigned down on them. Despite the pitching decks and more hobgoblin reinforcements, the battle turned in our heroes favor. The top decks were cleared of pirates and the captain subdued, the lone escape boat bearing the deck wizard and cowardly crewman met the hand of Njord as their craft was shattered on the waves.

Below decks an ambush awaited as the remaining pirate crew staged a last stand hiding in the well stocked cargo hold. But they were ultimately no match for Nestor’s rage, Bamya’s blowgun and the Vin’s newfound intimidation skills. Securing the ship and sending the prisoners back to Nicena, the ship revealed more nefarious clues that the reach of the pirate ring extended beyond the waters of the simple fishing village of Nicena.

Further Inquiries:

* Why are there frozen ogre corpses stashed in the bilge?
* Who is Father Osmund, and what are his intentions in the North Shores of the Fell Zee?
* Is this the end of the apparent slave trade with the Torholds that has been preying upon the minor tribes of the Fell Zee?
* What of the collectors of tribal artifacts in Rastenfeld and beyond?
* What were the Kennefel traders seeking along the southern shore of the Fell Zee before falling to the crew of the Sea Ghost?
* What will the party do with a ship at their disposal?
* What is the strange shape shifting rat-like creature found nesting with the hobgoblin crew?
Birdiebone

Birdiebone is an evil man who is a form of the birdieboss. When the birdies won the birdieboss war, the birdieboss fell into the lava and died. But he was secretly turning into a lava skeleton! The birdieboss grew in size and became Birdiebone. He then destroyed the dark forest and killed all but 5 gales. Those gales created what birdieland is like now.
Episode 33: Into the Svalich Woods

Urged onward by Chyrra and their curiosity about the enormous wall of cloud shrouding the valley below the monastery, the party began the dangerous journey into the forests beyond the Barovian mountains. They soon found the deserted trails became choked with darker and denser forests that have seen little civilized traffic for a long time.

A day into their journey, they came across corpses of driders that had been recently killed and set up in effigy, while nearby a shadowy elf attempted to interrogate a massive spider demon trapped within a magic circle. Interrupting the elf, they learned he identified himself as Svoren Ulagh-kai, a Shadar-Kai Elf sent by The Raven Queen to guard the borders of what he called a “pocket dimension” where The Shadow Queen had trapped a great evil.

Pressing onward, the woods became more treacherous, and the party was beset by ravenous undead before meeting a strange Barovian wagon who claimed to have a note specifically for the party. The note urged them forward to aid a the Burgomaster of a village ahead identified only as “Barovia”. Upon reaching the village at nightfall, they found the village boarded up in hiding from terrible creatures hunting in its streets, and a people who seemed oblivious to the world outside their misty borders.
Birdies

Birdies are a class of birds that are small in size and speak english. They live on the planet ziptame with their current leader, brown birdie. Although the kings often change, Cookie is most commonly referred to as the leader. Birdies used to live in a utopian lifestyle, but with the introduction of rivaling specieses, birdieland became a diplomatic nation. Birdies are not hesitant to destroy their enemies, whether that is a birdie minion, a guy, or a huge towering beast, like the birdieboss.

Birdie power

Birdie power comes from birdie essence and birdie gems. Birdie gems are powerful crystals that come from the revive crystal. They can also appear from compressed birdie essence. Birdies use the birdie essence to become happy and strong. The birdie with the most birdie essence is twiggy, with 3000 birdie essence at maximum power. The birdie with the least birdie essence is austin, a birdie who does not use its power and so is not influenced by its effects. Austin has a lower voice and a calmer personality than most birdies.
Episode 77: Confounding Confrontation

Determined to not lose their momentum, the party pushed forward from the haunted hall of heroes into the chapel proper. Sending Juno ahead to scout the area proved deadly for Xarlamin’s familiar as a cadre of Wights in the Balcony over looking the chapel promptly impaled the owl to a hanging chandelier. Moving more carefully, Bamya took up position under cover of magic while Xarlamin strode confidently into the room and installed a wall of fire on the Wights forcing them to abandon the high ground.

Distracted confronting the Wights, the party failed to notice Bannoch perched high above their heads. Once Bamya had revealed himself attacking the wights, Bannoch placed him under his powerful Vampiric charm. However, Nestor had other plans. Moving as quickly as the dark lord himself, Nestor quickly swooped in and grappled the vampire. But shifting to bat form, Bannoch slipped through his fingers and retreated to the balcony. Harried by the wights, they didn’t notice him slink back down within range to attempt to place Xarlamin under arcane restraint. But a quick thinking Vin countered the Bannoch’s magic allowing just enough time for Nestor to land three more hits on the vampire. Tapping into his reserve of mystical ki, Nestor’s stunning blows exhausted Bannoch’s resistance and the vampire turned away from the fight, dashing down the grand stair into the levels below.

Giving chase, the party found the massive circular stair tower blocked by a masonry wall with small slits to allow a cold dank wind to blow up from the lower levels of the castle. Vin instructed his Shield Guardian to begin smashing through the wall, but thinking quickly, Father Gus had another plan. He smashed through the windows of the chapel and dove down the cliff face behind the Castle to reach the catacomb level they previously tried to access. While the party followed, Nestor stayed behind to monitor progress bashing through the wall, but was soon set upon by wraiths that harried him within an inch of his life.

The harrowing descent by rope down to the catacomb level required magical assistance to prevent a fall to the forest below, but the Party soon found itself in the crypt of King Barov Von Drovis, and Queen Ravenonia the ancient monarchs of the Leddig Slatte empire. Pushing onward, they dispelled a magical field protecting the royal crypt and found themselves in the labyrinthine crypt of the castle. Surrounded by multiple tombs, their investigations were soon interrupted by a pack of vampire spawn. But these threats were no match for Father Gus’ Radiance. Unleashing the power of the Ravenkind Artifact, he tipped the scales in favor of his comrades who finished off all but two of the feral vampires who escaped through a long corridor at the north of the catacomb.
Gale Square

Gale Square is a city in Birdieland where all of the Gales live. It is located on the right side of the Dark Forest. There are 12 gale cabins surrounding of a giant tree in the shape of a square. The other gales sleep with their family members or high up in trees. It is one of the many protected areas in Birdieland, It is so safe that even the birdies did not know it was there!
Austin

*"People ask me in uncertainty if their happiness will last."* -Austin

Austin is a mysterious gale that is not in birdieland. He is commonly known for his mysterious song that he sings.

"My face is framed and tipped in black, the rest of me is white. Underneath my wings there is a black and glittery sight. It’s been said I’m a magical creature with wisdom I can share. Look into my eyes then you’ll realize that you really should beware. They sparkle gold and look into secrets from the past. People ask me in uncertainty if their happiness will last. My answer to their query might not always be the same. It depends on if they remember that Austin is my name."

The poem on his tag means he is not a birdie yet. Here is what is says. "I fly around, looking over the beautiful sights

Searching for friends like you underneath the bright lights." Most gale poems involve flying in the night or light and being an owl on the prowl for friends like you.

He is the only birdie to reject the ways of birdie essence. He instead uses otherworldly powers. Birdie Scientists have recently discovered that austin uses the power of the magic hand to lift and throw objects.
Songbirds

Songbirds are a species of birdies in birdieland. They all look the same in shape but their colors are much different. The first birdies were songbirds too. Songbirds make up 1/3 of the birdie population. They sing nice songs when they are happy but it can also be a warning to others. There will not be a list of them all because there are 40 of them. Here are some songbird species.

Orioles

Cardinals

Goldfinches

Woodpeckers

Robins

These families have 3 or more birdies in them. The cardinal family is the third biggest birdie family, with 5 birdies. After that is the gales and the cookies.

A lot of songbirds are named after their species. Newer songbirds arrived all at once, creating a major change in birdie culture. see shipments.
Goldfinch

Goldfinch is an old birdie in birdieland. She lives in a house with 2 floors made of metal bars. She has the largest family of any songbird. Her family members are: brown birdie, goldfinch 2, goldfinch 3, ming ming, quackers, big quack quack, aflac, and old quack quack. Because of this family it also means that she is half duck. She is happily married to brown birdie and has 2 goldfinch children with him. She was the main character of the birdie movie, back when she was a young and popular actor. She is the second oldest birdie in all of birdieland.
New birdielands

A New Birdieland refers to a birdie town that is growing at a slow rate and is far away. Birdies often fear being attacked by the birdieboss and flee to create a new birdieland. They usually get destroyed or abandoned within 1 month. Birdies do not like these birdielands and call them traitors of birdieland.
Peasy

"PEASY!" -Peasy

Peasy is an owl that looks similar to a gale and has very large eyes and a fur coat around the neck. However, Peasy is not a gale in any way. He was thought to have a child, but baby peasy turned out to be Baby Wise. This started even more confusion about whether Peasy was a gale, because his child was. But the birdie scientists reminded the birdies that peasy did not actually have a child, so the birdies agreed. He is known for his phrase "peas!"
Dark forest

"They went to the Dark Forest, but all the trees were gone! And Birdiebone was there!"
-The gale story

The dark forest in in between Birch Forest and Birdieboss Rocks. It has many birdie minions in it so only the gales are allowed to go there. The dark forest is an unknown place that could go on very far in certain directions.

Adjacent Areas:

Birch Forest

Birdieboss Rocks

Birdie Plaza
The Gas Pass

The gas pass is a place in birdieboss rocks where many birdies come to visit. It is the only accessible way to get to the birdieboss castle without flying. It was made by baby owl a long time ago when he ate too much beans. Birdies are advised to wear a gas mask because the smell is still there 4 years later.
Moonlight

Moonlight is a powerful gale who existed long before the gales of the birdiebone war were defeated. She is well known for relations to Austin as well as helping Twiggy. Her powers include:

- Changing the size of living birdies with birdie essence

- Levitating objects with her powers

- Accessing dark magic
Trapdoor Tree

Trapdoor Tree is a large tree located in between Birch Forest and Dark Forest. There is a small window and a trapdoor leading down underneath the tree. You can not go there though, because it is protected territory and birdieland does not allow entrance into the dark forest unless by a Gale or a King. It is said by many that a birdie lives there, but some seem to think a birdie has been trapped inside by The Birdieland Government. A protesting crowd appeared on Wing Street 2 months after the tree was discovered and investigated by Quackers. They demanded to know what was inside but The Birdieland Government quickly shut them down, because protests are sad and birdies are happy.
Unknown lands

The unknown lands is a country in birdieland that is home to very mysterious creatures. To learn more about them, see Sandy's Diary. The birdies first discovered the unknown lands when the gales were teleported here in an emergency with the birdieboss. Luckily, they escaped from this dangerous place. It was made of "tall swirly hills with colorful blobs that trap you" said one gale. The rest of the landscape is unknown. Warning: going to the unknown lands may cause: Memory loss. Falling. Sad pain waa. If you do not wish to go there, that is ok because it is not possible anyway.
Birdieboss

The birdieboss is the main enemy of the birdies and fought and killed many birdies in the Birdieboss War. He is said to be an evil version of Jude, but this is not true. The birdieboss is 70 feet tall as measured by the birdie news and can crush a house with his foot. Many birdies fear him except for Cookie and the Galeforce. He is not immune to lava which is why he died in it.
Guys' revolution

The guys' revolution was a period that occurred after the new medieval era. It involved Piplup, a Birdie/Guy hybrid. Piplup wanted to make peace between the guys and the birdies, but the birdies captured him. They created a massive fort with multiple layers. However, the guys managed to overpower the fort and free Piplup. Sightings of a Magical Hand were reported that day. To learn more, see The Birdie Timeline.
Paranormal beings of birdieland

Beings of birdieland is the sequel to beasts of birdieland, created by hoo in the birdie library. She wrote down every creature or event she could name, and published the book in year 7/1.

Beings of birdieland

By hoo

Magic hand: the magic hand is a creature that manipulates birdies. It is often trying to defend birdies with no chance of winning. It is an evil creature that is in a higher dimension and so can not be defeated.

Birdie god: The birdie god is from another place. It is not nice to us. He must be defeated.

UBDM: The ultimate birdie destroyer machine is so evil, many birdies do not speak of it. It creates a cave and then removes all exits. Its only weakness is a flashlight. When it is close to a birdie, it traps it and eats it, or lets the monsters do the work.

The lurker: The lurker is a mysterious creature. it looks like a human and destroys anything known about it. If a birdie sees it, it will try to kill the birdie. For now, it is just a rumor. but hoo knows?

**hhthheE lIURKE RREEE rrRELK**

the rest of the book has been covered in black ink.
Jude

Jude is the creator of the birdies and the birdie god. He created birdieland and all of the birdies. He sometimes appears in birdieland through a giant screen. He was recently killed by the birdie god, but his records remain.

Jude spent his whole life searching for a birdie crystal, which has the power to create an entire world. When he finally found one, he created birdieland. Jude was happy with his land, but many years later he discovered that this dimension was ziptame, the birdie planet, and his birdies were invading it. He tried to protect the birdies, but before he could fight back, the birdie god killed him.
Baby owl

Baby owl is the son of Cookie and the third king of birdieland. He came from a magical book called Owl Babies. The book said that 3 birdies, Sarah, Percy, and Bill, would someday live in a peaceful happy home together. Baby owl's name was bill, but it had to be changed to Batherour (baby ruler.) He is now known as just baby owl.
Birdieness Pie

Birdieness Pie is a baked good made by birdies in Birdie Plaza. They use essent apples and pumpkins to create the filling, and add extra birdie essence extract for a flavorful boost without making it too powerful.

The amount of birdie essence in 1/10 of a birdieness pie is about 60. This makes it very powerful. For reference, the average amount of birdie essence in an essent apple can be 10-30.
Birdieboss castle

The birdieboss castle is a huge castle located in the birdieboss rocks. This castle is flowing with lava and has birdies trapped inside it! The birdies have never gone to the castle to save the trapped birdies. Any birdies who tried to go got burned in the lava or trapped forever. The birdieboss lives in the castle and makes birdie minions there. Other things were also created there. See Yago.
Birdieland Videos

Birdieland videos is a youtube channel created by the birdies and Jude. They work together to create stories about birdieland. Many birdies watch shows like the birdie show, galeforce, and twiggy the transforming bird. There was a rumor that they are recorded from hidden cameras in birdieland. However, cameras are only placed on battle sites; the footage is used for criminal investigation.
Guys

The guys are a group of animals from around ziptame who came together to create a peaceful city. However, they are devious tricksters and will annoy birdies and waste their time by pretending that they did nothing wrong. They have always refused to give up, even if it results in their instant death. They are fearless towards the birdies who are obviously more powerful than them.
Country Log residential cabins

Country Log is a trailer park and campground in the Country Bog. There are 16 cabins in the residential area, and 2 other cabins near the authority building.

No birdie knows who visits here, but it is probably certain guys and doggies.

Because of this establishment any many others like it, the Country Bog has become a popular tourist area. However, many birdies were eaten in the Grassland Incident of Year 7.
Birdieboss war

The Birdieboss War was a war that took place shortly after the gales rescued 2 birdies who got lost in the dark forest. These 2 birdies went so far out that a birdie minion scout noticed them and reported it to the Birdieboss. He then attacked the birdies but was later defeated. This resulted in the death of many birdies including Cookie 1. There were 78 deaths and over 2000 birdie minions on the battlefield.
Mandelhorn

The Mandelhorn is a terrifying creature resembling a lion, with a distorted branching rainbow horn and several cracked spikes. It has a crystalized tail and is over 3 times taller than the forest hog. While it may not be the largest creature in birdieland, it certainly is the strongest. Its tail can smash through the strongest mountains, and its horn can be fractured by only the strongest of swords. If the birdies ever wish to defeat it, a monumental task is ahead of them. However, if they do not, the giant spike will spread...
Big quack quack

Donald "Big Quack Quack" Goldberg Sr. Is a large duck who is married to Ming Ming. Together they have had 3 kids, including Little Quack Quack, Aflac, and Old Quack Quack. On the other side of the family, Ming Ming has had 1 child (Yellow Birdie 1) with another unknown parent.

Big Quack Quack got his last name from 2 parents, one being the great-grandfather of Brown Birdie and the other being a Goldfinch duck parent.
Birdie movie

The birdie movie was a movie released in 2017. The movie follows the story of the birdieboss war, with yellow birdie (goldfinch) as the main protagonist. The movie script is located below.

Cast: Goldfinch (as yellow birdie) quackers brown birdie ming ming robie gale swoopy sammy sandy oscar pinky cookie 1 (as king cookie)

Script:

Yellow birdie wants to go on a walk now that she is old enough to go. She goes outside and meets robie there. They become friends and head into the woods. There they find 2 birdie minions and learn about the birdie essence inside of them. Then, birdie minion brute appears and the gales whisk them away. They are taken to gale square to heal when the signal from the brute reaches the birdieboss castle. suddenly lots of birdie minions are on their way to attack! so the gales reveal themselves and go to cookie 1. He says that the birdieboss is about to attack sometime soon, but it is too late! The birdieboss is already here! he rises out of the ground and kills many birdies. The gales attack and lead him away. They try to go to his castle, but they are being chased! He then falls into the ground and they continue past several rocky pillars. Just then, the birdieboss rises! he is quickly chasing the birdies! they hold their wings together and form a large pinwheel of fluff and barely escape! They make it to the castle when the birdieboss is revealed. The birdies attack him, and cookie 1 defeats him! They all go back home to find that old yellow birdie has warned everyone about the birdie minons placing bombs on the homes! they also sprayed poisounous gas! now the birdies will never hatch! So cookie prepares to fight them all, but he could not do it! the birdie minions fire so many lasers at his chest that he dies! Then, old yellow birdie comes out and cries. she is so sad that nobody listened to her. but then baby owl 1 says "im full of RAGE!!!!" and destroys all of the birdie minions with a massive fart. Cookie 1's birdie essence begin to rise out of him and into all of the birdies eggs! Cookie 1 gave his birdie essence so that all of the birdies could live. They knew that he could make it, but he saved everyone. The birdies were cleaning out cookie's house when they found an egg! all of the birdie essence went into the broken and sick egg and it turned happy and fixed! then birdies began to hatch everywhere and all of the birdies sang in happiness. the end.

Secret clip: after the credits are done, baby owl 1 is seen getting on a train with a cowboy hat, to face the outside world.
Birdie minion

The birdie minion is a robot spider about the size of a songbird. There are 3 major parts of a birdie minion. The first part is the legs. There are 3 legs on every birdie minion. The next part is the head. This contains the chip and birdie essence. The last part is the antenna. This part can be used to contact other birdie minions and report back to the castle.

Types of birdie minions

Soldier: the main kind of birdie minion. drops 1 birdie essence when defeated.

scout: birdie minions that try to get into birdieland. They are often killed by the gales.

Brute: A much larger birdie minion. Can shoot a gun and drops 5 birdie essence. Usually accompanied by soldiers.

Searcher: A flying birdie minion with a spotlight on its head.

Water Minion: A very rare minion used for swimming purposes. Only 15 were made.

Birdieboss minion: A huge birdie minion formed when soldiers combine their collected birdie essence together. uses the birdie gem created to zap birdies with a lazer.

Birdie minions do not turn into birdies because the birdie essence is stored inside of a protective hull. After the birdieboss's castle was destroyed, they stopped being produced and became increasingly rare. Birdies are no longer advised to seek out these minions. But hoo knows what they are up to now.... "No I dont!"
The Greatlands

The Greatlands is a country in birdieland made of mostly tall plateaus and marshy fields. The Greatlands got its name from its large size and Great Mountain which is also very large. Some small cottages and cabins can be found here, but not many birdies or birdieboss creations live here. You can find a few wild guys here.
Birdies Wiki

**Welcome to the Birdies Wiki!**
Welcome to the Birdies Wiki! Birdies are a class of birds that live in a special dimension, called birdieland. This wiki documents their entire history and the many kinds of birdies out there! Scroll down to begin learning about the kinds of birdies. You can learn more about birdieland in the Areas of Birdieland section. If you want to watch videos about the birdies, check out the youtube channel Birdieland Videos.

### Birdie Species

Gales

Gales are rare species of owls that evolved from other owls grew in population from 7 to about 20 very quickly around year 3 of birdieland. Gales are the second highest class of birdies, with kings being the most powerful. They have also been rumored to have evolved from other owls. See Peasy.

Songbirds

Songbirds are the most common of all birdies. Songbirds make up about 1/3 of all birdies, and there are an estimated 40 of them. They are colorful and have the rare ability to produce noise. Songbirds are notorious for their rebellious behavior, and sometimes are evil.

Kings

Kings are special birdies because they once ruled Birdieland. Most kings have strong characteristics, like fierce claws and sharp beaks. Although most kings are very large, there is no criteria for being a king. Some birdies became kings when the royal status was passed down the family. See Baby Owl.

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King Cookie

Cookie, or formerly known as King Cookie, was the second King of birdieland. The first king was baby owl, who is Cookie's great grandson. Cookie had 12 known children, including grandchildren. Cookie is sometimes confused with Cookie 1. Cookie 1 is Cookie's father who died in the Birdieboss war. He was killed by many birdie minions with giant lasers that exploded him. But when the sad birdies began the funeral, they noticed in cookies house there was an egg laid by Mother Gale. The birdies' eggs were not hatching because of the birdie minions removing all of the birdie essence from them. Once Cookie 1 died, his birdie essence caused all of the other birdies' eggs to hatch. The birdies were happy and knew this was a miracle from Cookie 1.
Birdie genes

Birdie species gene function (bgF) is a strange phenomenon. When two birdies lay an egg, the birdie essence inside of them combines with the birdie essence of other previous birdies, and a random birdie could be born. No birdie knows for sure why this happens, but they think it has something to do with the birdie essence connecting all birdies.
Galeforce

The galeforce is a powerful group of gales known for their special ability of turning into a ball of light and then shooting into the air together. They shout "Galeforce!" when doing this attack. The gales in galeforce are Gale, Swoopy, Sammy, Sandy, and Oscar. These are also the original 5 gales. Galeforce has defeated the birdieboss 2 times.
Golden Age

The birdie golden age was a time between 3/1/10 to 4/6 in the birdie timeline where a series of multiple events caused Birdieland to become much better. Cookie became king at this time and Birdieland grew in size to contain several other countries. After the birdie golden age ended, the gales found the unknown lands.
Lifestyle

Birdies are very happy creatures. They celebrate many holidays, traditions, and more. They love to dance and sing and do other nice things and use birdie essence in lots of their cooking, which makes them happier as well. The spirit of a birdie is formed from the wove in their hearts and the power of birdie essence. Birdies create small towns, with even the largest buildings still being houses. They build lots of castles and statues to honor powerful birdies.
The Birdie Timeline

2008: Jude was born.

2010: Jude begins to like birds.

2011: Jude gets his first bird.

2013: Stevie screams at pump it up and causes a chain of events leading to the creation of sad bowdee.

2016: Birdieland is created.

From now on, the date will be displayed as

1/2 (Year 1, Month 2 of birdieland time.)

2/0 Birdieland celebrated its second anniversary and creates the Birdie Plaza.

2/5 Cookie 1 is born.

2/9 2 Birdies escape from birdieland.

3/1 The Birdieboss attacks, starting the Birdieboss War.

3/1/2 The birdies' eggs stop hatching.

3/1/5 Cookie 1 is defeated.

3/1/7 Cookie is born!

3/1/7 The Birdies' eggs begin to hatch!

3/1/8 Baby owl 1 becomes King!

3/1/10 Birdieland enters the Golden Age!

3/2 Cookie becomes King!

3/4 The 5 gales form Galeforce.

3/6 A 6th gale is introduced, starting a rapid increase in gale population.

3/7 Baby Owl is Born!

3/9 Little Owl is born!

4/5 Birdieland grows much larger.

4/6 The birdie Golden Age ends.

4/7 Baby owl becomes King!

4/8 The Gales find the Unknown Lands.

4/9 The birdies officially declare war on the guys.

5/0 Birdieland celebrates the 5th anniversary by improving Birdie Plaza and adding more homes!

5/2 The Birdies attack the guys.

5/2/3 The guys try to make peace many times.

5/4 The guys unexpectedly attack the birdies!

5/4/3 The kings attack the guys.

5/4/8 The guys come to birdieland saying they are "innocent".

5/4/10 The birdies destroy guy land!

5/6 The New Medieval Era begins.

5/7 The Guys' Revolution begins.

5/9 The songbirds leave the birdies and hide in small groups.

6/0 The songbirds organize an attack while the birdies are partying!

6/0/2 The songbirds successfully capture twiggy and use her powers to create a cloning machine!

6/5/ The birdie god and his beasts are defeated 2 times!

6/6 Beasts begin to roam birdieland. The birdies are calm for a while.

6/6/6 THE BIRDIE GOD RETURNS!
Ziptame

Ziptame is the planet that the birdies live on. It is home to everything ever seen in the birdie timeline.

References:
Ziptame is named after cookie's middle name, trazeip. In the movie, "The birdies 1"
Ming Ming originally named old goldfinch "zeip" after cookie.

Ziptame was thought to be a kind of star made entirely from birdie essence, but this theory was incorrect, as it would have blew up by now and the sun rises and sets in birdieland anyway. Ziptame does not have any moons, but you can sometimes see meteors fall from the sky. However, birdie essence can be found in large amounts in ore and mineral deposits across the birdieboss rocks. Perhaps the birdie essence came from another world!
Revive crystal

The revive crystal, or birdie crystal, is a crystal found by jude when he was still in human form. It appears in only one in 1 trillion trees. When Jude finally found it, he had so much power that he created an entire dimension. He named it birdieland and populated it with a few species of birdies. The birdie crystal was the only other thing to come with him, turning into the revive crystal. The revive crystal impacted the ground at a high speed, sending millions of tiny gems over birdieland's skies, and creating what is known as birdie essence. From the ground, Essent Apple trees were created, and Birdie Essence became a common resource. The revive crystal is what causes the birdies to revive 10 hours after being killed. However, the birdie god destroyed the revive crystal during his apocalyptic return, causing all future birdie deaths to be permanent! A future series, birdies on earth, features birdies during a mishap which sends them to earth to face the threats of the real world.

Physical characteristics
 Appears in
More common near nests.
 Size
making it easy to find.
Birdie essence

Birdie essence is a valuable nutrient that birdies need to survive. Birdie essence makes birdies happy and colorful. Birdie minions try to take the birdie essence from the birdies. It is found growing on trees and looks like a small yellow and green orb. It glows brightly when it is compacted and a birdie can hold many at a time by absorbing them. They can also eat the birdie essence to get their nutrients. Absorbing and eating are very different but birdie scientists do not yet know how it works. Some birdies do not support the power of birdie essence. See Austin.

Birdie essence has many culinary uses. Ancient Birdie essence bottles were used in previous times, but they may have been a weapon or healing substance instead of food. Birdies make birdieness pie, cookies, and cake all containing some birdie essence. They also drink apple juice from the Essent Apple.

Fun fact: The singular noun of birdie essence is essent.
New Medieval Era

The New Medieval Era is an era of birdieland when castles were commonly being built. The guys' revolution happened at around the same time, so the birdies used their castles to defend against them. The guys took over some castles and tried to live in them, but the birdies used traps to kill the guys. During this time there were lots of new birdielands being built. Most of them were destroyed by the magic hand or the birdieboss. The new medieval era is estimated to end around 5/10. This is a sad time for the birdies.
Brown Birdie

Jackson "Brown Birdie" Finchenberg is a birdie who lives with yellow birdie 2 (Zeip). He is currently the king of birdieland. See the birdie show finale on the birdieland videos youtube channel. He is a very helpful birdie who repaired a cruise ship and funded a party for it. Brown birdie is a very famous birdie because he was the first birdie to ever arrive to birdieland. He is also the founder of the birdieland country, after jude discovered the land.
Yellow birdie

This page is redirected from either of the three yellow birdies in the family.

Yellow Birdie Goldbeak I is the daughter of Ming Ming and an unknown parent. She is sometimes known as Old Yellow Birdie.

Yellow Birdie "Zeip" Goldbeak II is the daughter of Yellow Birdie 1. She is known for her role in the Birdie Movie.

Yellow Birdie "YB3" Goldberg is the daughter of Zeip and Brown Birdie.
Forest hog

The forest hog is a massive beast with 2 large eyes, 4 legs, and a large mouth. It is dark green and blends in well to its home, the country bog. It is the ruler of the animals, which are a more wild version of the guys. The birdies have feared it for a long time, but it is no match for cookie and the gales.
Piplup

Piplup is a birdie guy hybrid who caused the guys revolution and was the end of the new medieval era. The birdies wanted to take him and "turn him into a birdie", while the guys wanted to keep him and accept his birdielike nature. The resulting battle was very fierce, but piplup was suprisingly unharmed.
Birdie god

The birdie god is the being that created the birdieland dimension. When jude entered it and created the birdies, the birdie god was angry that his peaceful dimension was being disrupted by war. He sent his evil creatures, the birdiebosses, to attack. But the birdies had an otherworldly power on their hands. With the power of the revive crystal, the birdies could revive endlessly. So the birdie god set out to destroy it. After 10,000 years, he awakened from his eternal rest to a more concious state. when he discovered all of the damage that the birdies had caused, he fought them 2 times and failed. He told the birdies that they would not stand a chance to the beasts of birdieland, and died. With no ruler, ziptame could not have interesting events like the birdieboss or the gales. The birdies became bored and peaceful. Some still say that the birdie god plans a return. He is one of the paranormal beings of birdieland.
Gales

Gales are a species of Birdie living in Birdieland. They are recognized for their shiny colored eyes and body shape. There are currently 22 gales, 5 babies, 16 normal ones, and 1 Mega Gale. The gales are powerful fighters and usually considered the protectors of Birdieland.

Gale, Swoopy, Sammy, Sandy, Oscar, and Pinky were found on the way to Birdieland. While there were originally only six Gales, after the new medieval era the number of Gales quickly increased. Gale is the leader of the Gales. The gales mainly live in Gale Square.

Here is a full list of current gales:
- Gale
- Swoopy
- Sammy
- Sandy
- Oscar
- Pinky
- Owen
- Icicles
- Yago
- Pumpkin
- Earmuff Gale
- Moonlight
- Percy
- Mega Twiggy
- Wise
- Enchanted
- Baby Gale
- Baby Swoopy
- Baby Oscar
- Baby Yago
- Baby Twiggy - Austin - Waddles - Owliver

### Other types of Gales

#### Baby Gales

Baby Gales are the children of Gales who are smaller than regular Gales. They are recognized by the hook on their head. The Baby Gales are named after their parent that they most resemble.

#### Hybrid Gales

Hybrid Gales are the children of a Gale and a non-Gale. While they have similar eyes to a Gale, their body structure is usually different. See Yoohoo.
Sandy's Diary

Day 1: I have decided to go on an adventure with the gales! I hope it will be fun! It is always fun when I am with Oscar.

Day 2: I am in a strange new land. There are large hills and bubbles everywhere. There is also hot rocks that will hurt you if you step on them. PEAS!

Day 3: We have found 3 other gales. I hope that they will all be found soon, because pinky already went missing! PEASIES!!!

Day 4: Pinky is back yay! And all of the other birdies have been found. Now it is time to go back!

Day 5: I am back home but I can not write here anymore because I need to see my bowdee fwends.
Introducing the Jeff Stinco Anthology (CupcakKe Remix)

Introducing the Jeff Stinco - Anthology (CupcakKe Remix)

*This is the official transcript for Introducing the Jeff Stinco Anthology (CupcakKe Remix).*

SMACK MY ASS

SMACK MY ASS

SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM

I'm super excited to bring you the Jeff Stinco \*CUM\* collection for H0rñy Notes!

It's basically the best th0ñgs in my collection.

We've used most of these th0ñgs through my butt with Bill Cosby, a great collection for d!çks, clean, distorted Fritos, lead pu$$ies, ambient väg!näs.

I made sure that I would change the th0ñgs two times a day for you to use for your own dëëpthr0ät ç!rūs.

As part of my n!pples, I'm bringing some really cool d!çks.

One of which is that secret papi sauce, mars 4 d!çks, which is inspired by the best steak with grilled cheese I've ever owned.

It has that green Hot Cheetos that can smack my a$$ really well at higher volumes, it's sweet fūçk!ng.

It's amazing for my butt!

The Papi 412 is the pu$$y that's inspired by my Füçk Me! 412.

We've used that 412 all over my butt for a dëëpthr0ät c!rūs, since "Still Not Getting Any D!çks", so the second Gabby Douglas record.

We've used that dick like everywhere on all rhythm pu$$iës.

It's a great d!çk because it has two sets of my a$$.

It's got that d!ldo thing where you got, like, juggle them balls, and slurp that d!çk til it cüm on, at the other side.

CupcakKe Moan

So I think that d!çk is a beautiful, great rhythm vãg!nā, it's a really heavy vãg!nā, so I'm stoked that I'm actually getting access to it, in the great Bill Cosby gear.
Cardinal Family

The cardinal family is a large family of 5 cardinals. There are new male cardinal, old male cardinal, new female cardinal, old female cardinal, and baby cardinal. They make a birdie birdie call when pushed. Other cardinals in birdieland also exist like cardinal, cozy, comfortable, crying PEAS!!!, and many more.
Country bog

The country bog is directly adjacent to guyland and is home to the forest hog, as well as many doggies and other animals. It also may be home to the grassland sparrow.

Buildings:

Country Log residential cabins

Country Fog mountian overlook

Country Jog public track

Country Nog eggnog factory and zombie prevention facility

Country Cog factory

Country Dog dog park

Dave's Trucks
Birdie Plaza

Birdie Plaza is the capital of birdieland where most birdies live. It was created in year 2 of the birdie timeline and rebuilt on year 5. Many birdies come here every day just to see it. It is also the second largest birdie structure ever built today. There is a large fountain in the middle, with various stores and stands put up by birdies trying to make money.

Birdie Plaza also connects to many roads, including Wing Street, King Street, Peck Street, and Seed Lane.
Outer ziptame

Outer ziptame is a topic deemed to be unsafe for birdiekind. before the birdie god was defeated, he stated that outside of birdie island, there were many other specieses of animals. This could be where the grassland sparrow came from, but no one knows for sure. any attempts to go to outer ziptame were quickly forgotten, as many birdies died just to get to new birdieland.
The Giant Spike

The giant spike is the southernmost country in birdieland. Birdies have never gone there, because anything that goes there is trapped there forever. You can not take anything out of the giant spike, and you can not bring anything in with you. You must convert anything you find there into another form to take back with you. It is seperated into 3 districts, stretch, corner, and un. Un is the most dangerous place in Tratim, the continent of birdieland. The mandelhorn is found here, the strongest creature on the entire planet. It has harnessed the giant spike's corrupted energy to form an evil and cursed land. It can not control the land. Any creature that walks into un will instantly distort to become glitched. Leaving the giant spike will result in immediate disappearance. There are few lost souls in the giant spike, but there certainly is not empty there. The giant spike is spreading at a rate of 30 inches per day. In 4 months, the giant spike will reach birdieland and the birdies will have to react. It is classified as a class 5 on the birdieland threat scale, with the birdieboss being a 2.
I Love Jeff Stinco - Love & Hip Hop Edition

I Love Jeff Stinco - Love & Hip Hop Edition - Part 1

*This is the official transcript for I Love Jeff Stinco - Love & Hip Hop Edition.*

Hi, I'm Jeff Stinco, and you're watching Disney Channel!

Ta, ta, da!

Hollywood, the city where fame is the game.

In this town, everybody must love Jeff Stinco.

But nothing is ever what it seems.

Success isn't guaranteed.
Jeff Stinco in Squid Game

Jeff Stinco in Squid Game

*This is the official transcript for Jeff Stinco in Squid Game.*

I am the champ-

(Katy Perry dies)

I was missing her already!

Red light, stop!

I hate you!

(Selena Gomez dies)

Girls like you will never understand!

Green light!

I'm gonna swing!

Bad idea!

(swings)

Weeeee! Ooh!

(Nicki Minaj's Super Bass plays)

Weeeee! Ooh!

I don't wanna die!

(Sia dies)

Green light!

Catch me!

Catch me if you can!

(farting)

This is dangerous, too treacherous to see.

Can't let my guard down.

Green light!

Aah!

Green light!

Thank you.

Duh!

Green light!

Did you think you got the best of me?

Shut up!

Honestly, shut up.

Red light!

Oh my god!

That's a lot to understand.

You can't change who I am.

Green light!

Gonna do it all the way I wanted to!

I got a bad idea!

Are you serious?

(screams)

It's brutal out here!

So sorry, girl!

Red light, stop!

Me, I like to go out and eat!

Whoo, butterfly.

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

Are you crazy?

That shit is so disrespectful.

That shit got me so, ahhhhh!!!!!

Whoo!

Red light, stop!

Jealousy, jealousy started following me.

Looks like I made it!

(Kim Kardashian Smile)

Um, shit!

(gunshot)

Do that again, I'm gonna punch your face!

Prove me you got some coordination, or you get eliminated.

(crack)

Oh, no!

(screams)

You are pass!

Party!

Please don't.....

You are dumb.

I shake it off, shake it off!

I did it!

Pass!

Ah!

(gunshot)

Anyway.....

(airplane sound)

I got a idea.

(whistling)

Pass.

I'm so amazing!

I could've done that too.

Do that again, I'm gonna punch your face!

Il s'exprime avec (screams) how you like that?

You are dumb.

I know!

Look!

Pass!

I can't tell that you can see.

Beyoncé, I love you and all, but..... I'm still here, bitch!

Stop interrupting.

I don't give a damn.

Good for you, you're doing great!

Let's face it, not as sexy. You know?
Jeff Stinco in The Wizard of Oz

Jeff Stinco in The Wizard of Oz - Part 1

*This is the official transcript for Jeff Stinco in The Wizard of Oz.*

Hi, I'm Jeff Stinco, and you're watching Disney Channel!

Ta, ta, da!

(Instrumental of Jeff Stinco's In Love With You playing)

You know that feeling you get when you're in a band, and everyone in your band is just laughing at you, and you just don't get it?

That feeling of being the lead guitarist for your own band, and you just don't get it... at all?

Well, I didn't think so myself.

Because I'm in a band too, and this is how I feel all the time.

My name is Jeff Stinco, and I am a famous singer-songwriter and actor from Canada.

And it all started when I was talking to my dad about trying to get my singing career back to me very soon.