Halo Improve Roleplay 001

* 2:04Hiddenlich\*On a planet dominated by massive deserts of gray sand and methane lakes
* 2:05Dudegi WC\*there are some grunts walking around
* 2:06HiddenlichUrzog: Why did we come to this place anyway?
* Toto: The major needed to calm his nerves.
* 2:08Dudegi WCLinling: And there's a methane lake nearby!
* 2:08HiddenlichUrzog: Me-me-methane?
* Urzog: METHANE!
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 2:09Hiddenlich\*Urzog spins himself around and runs toward the massive lake 200 yards away
* 2:09ADgeeHi
* 2:10Dudegi WCLinling: METHANE
* \*:D
* 2:10ADgeeAwhrze: Hello hey.
* 2:11Dudegi WChttp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/7594#.V40p2NIrLIV
* Use this
* 2:11ADgeeok
* 2:12Dudegi WC\*the lake houses strange aquatic creatures\*
* 2:12ADgeePalip: Hello hey.
* 2:12Dudegi WC\*most of which are greyish for camouflage
* (brb if we're even still going)
* 2:17ADgee(ok)
* 2:18HiddenlichUrzog dives into the lake and starts drinking the methane
* Urzog: PARADISE! PARADISE! PARADISE!
* Toto: You know there are beasts in there, right?
* 2:21ADgeePalip: I don't think that's very safe.
* 2:21HiddenlichUrzog: I'M TIRED FROM GETTING METHANE OUT OF THE TANK!
* Toto: Your death wish
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 2:25User909a
* 2:25Hiddenlich
* 2:26User909
* 2:26HiddenlichWe are doing an improv role-play that just started 22 minutes ago
* Nothing has really happened
* We are grunts on a gray desert planet with methane lakes
* 2:27User909ok
* 2:28Hiddenlich\*A three foot long piranha-like fish approaches Urzog
* 2:28User909Torig: Woa, this place is weird
* 2:28Hiddenlichhttp://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Unggoy Just for reference
* Urzog: Ooh, slimy
* Urzog: Wait, slime-
* \*Urzog is pulled under the surface of the lake
* 2:30Dudegi WCLinling: Gross
* 2:32HiddenlichUrzog: LET GO YOU UNWORTHY BEING!
* \*Urzog is unable to free himself from the piranha-like fish
* 2:33Dudegi WC\*a couple of grunts approach the water with their plasma pistols\*
* 2:34User909Torig: !!
* 2:35HiddenlichUrzog: HELP! HELP!
* 2:36Dudegi WCLinling: Just shoot the damn thing!
* Linling: I would but my gun is out of charge
* 2:37User909Torig punches the fish
* 2:38HiddenlichFish: KRKR!
* 2:38Dudegi WC\*more fish show up\*
* 2:38Hiddenlich\*The fish releases Urzog, but attacks the other Grunts in the methane lake
* Toto: DIE PESTS!
* 2:40Dudegi WC\*a few more grunts with needlers charge in\*
* 2:41HiddenlichToto: AIYAIYAIYAI!
* \*Toto jumps into the water and grabs three of the gish
* \*fish
* 2:43Dudegi WC\*one of the fish slaps toto in the face\*
* 2:43ADgeebrb dinnee
* 2:45HiddenlichToto: ARGH!
* \*Toto bites the tail of the fish
* 2:47User909Torig: ...what are we doing here again?
* 2:47HiddenlichUrzog: WHERE THE HELL IS THE MAJOR?
* \*The grunts stop fighting and begin to argue
* 2:48Dudegi WCLinling: This is why we always play follow the leader!
* 2:49HiddenlichUrzog: BUT WHAT IF THE LEADER WANTS TO BE ALONE?
* 2:49Dudegi WC(might drop connection soon)
* 2:50User909oohk
* 2:50Hiddenlich\*A spirit lands near the group of grunts
* 2:50Dudegi WC\*Linling tries to follow the footprint trails to the major\*
* \*but failed to realize that most grunts have exactly the same footprint\*
* 2:51Hiddenlich\*A group of Jackals exit the spirit
* (They are the obnoxious ones from Halo 5)
* 2:51Dudegi WC\*a jackal runs up and smacks one of the attacking fish\*
* 2:52HiddenlichJackal: \*In a high and cracking voice\* WHO IS THE MAJOR?
* 2:54Dudegi WC\*FlipYap appears\*
* 2:55HiddenlichJackal: WHO?
* 2:55Dudegi WCFlipYap: I am the major! I was trying to RELAX, until these idiots spooked the locals
* FlipYap: THIS IS WHY WE BROUGHT OUR METHANE TANKS WITH US
* 2:57HiddenlichUrzog: WE NEVER HAVE NATURAL METHANE!
* Urzog: I DON'T LIKE PROCESSED METHANE!
* 2:57Dudegi WCFlipYap: WELL DON'T GO SWIMMING AROUND ON PEOPLE'S PROPERTY
* 2:57User909Torig: I'm Torig
* 2:57Dudegi WCFlipYap: ASK THESE THINGS FOR A CUP OF METHANE
* FlipYap: I'm sure they're smart enough...
* 2:58HiddenlichJackal: PROPERTY?
* \*The Jackal attacks another Jackal out of anger
* Jackal: WE ARE WASTING TIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
* 2:58Dudegi WCFlipYap: Time for what...?
* FlipYap: We're on vacation
* 2:59HiddenlichJackal: Vacation my rectum!
* Jackal: Muhumedee will be furious!
* Toto: Would, be furious.
* 2:59Dudegi WCFlipYap: He'd probably be less furious if you guys didn't turn into brutes with those shields
* 3:01HiddenlichUrzog: Torig, these guys are being stupid. Let's abandon them!
* Jackal: I CAN BREAK YOUR NECK FLIPTRAP!
* 3:02Dudegi WCFlipYap: AND I CAN DRAIN YOUR SHIELD INSTANTLY
* 3:02HiddenlichJackal: I CAN POP YOUR TANK OFF OF YOUR BACK!
* 3:03Dudegi WCFlipYap: THERE'S METHANE RIGHT NEXT TO US
* FlipYap: Even though it's populated by aggressive fish things
* 3:04HiddenlichJackal: THEN GO GET EATEN TO TAKE A BREATH!
* \*The Jackal shoots at FlipYap's methane tank
* 3:04Dudegi WC\*it doesn't pop immediately because the jackal probably has a plasma pistol too\*
* 3:05HiddenlichJackal: ARGH!
* 3:05Dudegi WC\*FlipYap tries to move to the side and overcharge his plasma pistol\*
* 3:05Hiddenlich\*The Jackal throws the plasma pistol at FlipYap
* (His plasma pistol. Not FlipYap's.)
* 3:05Dudegi WC\*FlipYap falls over\*
* FlipYap: Ow
* 3:06Hiddenlich\*The Jackal tackles FlipYap and claws at his face
* 3:06Dudegi WC\*FlipYap shoots the jackal immediately\*
* 3:07Hiddenlich\*The plasma burst leaves the Jackal blinded and with a massive burn mark on his face
* 3:07Dudegi WC\*FlipYap tries to squirm out and back up\*
* 3:08HiddenlichJackal: MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!
* 3:09Dudegi WCFlipYap: ONE OF YOU SHOOT HIM