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Personal Sigils

Personal Sigils are one of the options to use arcane diamonds on. Sigils provide a percentage boost to experience gains for a single skill. Each sigil costs a flat rate of 100 platinum coins to unlock. You then can choose to spend 1, 10, or 100 diamonds on improving the sigil. When you spend arcane diamonds on boosting a sigil it will gain varying exp. If you donate 10 or 100 at a time it will roll for exp gained for each individual diamond. Every time a sigil levels up it gains a slight increases to the bonus, as well as a larger bonus for each tier.
Draco Malfoy

"*POTTER!*"
―Draco Malfoy, because we all know deep down inside he secretly likes him.
This is the ULTIMATE OFFICAL Nurdpedia fanpage for **Draco Malfoy**. Pleez go ahed and scroll below to read about the best charrcter in the World of Wizardry.

## Biography

*To be added once we have enough fans to write about his tragic yet amazing story.*

## Personality

Draco Malfoy is a tortured soul in every sense of the word. He's always conflicted on where his loyalties truly lie: his friends, his school, his family, Voldemort, Dumbldor, *who?* Don't believe me? Just watch *Half-Blood Prince* and you'll see the passion on his face! The guilt in his eyes! Oh, the pain, THE PAAAIN!!! It is such a pain that he has to hide underneath so much bitterness and apathy on the outside, all of it shielding all the agony within.

Oh Draco, if only everyone else knew the sensitive and gentle soul you really hid beneath the surface.

## Powers and abilities

### Powers

* **Wizard:** Best wizard in the world. Can do magic better than anyone else. Even Dumblydoor is worse than him.

### Weaknesses

* **Inner Demons:** Malfoy is constantly battling the darkness within himself, which is why he can come off as a jerk to the naked eye.
Locations

The world of Avalar is a vast land comprised of many diverse locations spanning over multiple islands. While Avalar has been settled for many generations, there are still locations being discovered occasionally. The currently known Locations are as followed:

Island 1:

Arthin Forest

Arthin Sawmill

Argein Smithery

Frein Quarry

Lilac Bay

Mirador Fortress

Port Kenar

Island 2:

Aliat Glade

Fenar Crossroads

Port Faena
Oprah

**Oprah** is the Chancellor of the Multiverse and everyone and everything's go-between to God and Cookie Monster. She is also famous for making underground stuff mainstream and is therefore the championing crusader against all hipsters.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Oprah Effect**: By just talking about it, Oprah can promote various underground stuff and make it hip and trendy.

### Equipment

* **Cars**: Oprah always gives this stuff away.
* **Expensive Stuff**: Oprah also always gives this stuff away.
Hulk

Doc Bruce Wayne was pelted by pelted by gamma rays and turned into the **Hulk**. He's ever lovin' Hulk. Hulk!

## Biography

### The Accident

Bruce Wayne was once an aspiring scientist who wished to help improve the human species. He was offered the chance to do so by the military, to recreate the Murican Steroids used to create Captain Murica. The result was a failed experiment that gave him the ability to transform from Ed Norton into Mark Ruffalo. However, not discouraged, he tried again, this time it also failed, but granted him the ability to transform into a giant green rage monster.

### On the Run

Fearing the Hulk being used as a weapon, Bruce fled to Africa and hid as a worker who works in a factory that produces those sodas that hip old people advertise. Bruce spent his days either working, disfiguring rare an exotic flowers to make perfume, or talking to people in a chat room. However, things start to go wrong when Bruce's cgi blood gets packaged in a soda that is drunk by Stan Lee, effectively killing the man and causing him to be reborn. The incident gains the attention of the military who decide to fuck up the life of a man who hasn't been bothering them for years. Bruce hears the stealthy black ops soldier because none of them like dogs and shows his training he got from the guy at the beginning of Casino Royale in an attempt to escape. However, the natives are upset by his actions and proceed to beat the hell out of him, which gets him excited instead of just having him pass out, causing him to Hulk out and utterly wreck everyone's shit, allowing him to escape.

## Personality

Hulk has a secret: he's always angry. Always. So whenever you see him with a smile on his face, humming a tune, just remember he's fucking pissed off.
Captain Marvel

"*SHAZAM!*"
―Captain Marvel
**Captain Marvel** is DC's biggest manchild. Normally, he is **Billy Batson**, an ordinary young boy like any other. However, when going into full-on ***SHAZAM!*** mode as Captain Marvel, he starts seeing the world as an open world sandbox video game made by Rockstar (i.e. *Grand Theft Auto*). He thus acts accordingly, killing bad guys, pranking bystanders, and wrecking shit up with no regards to any consequences besides boosting his Wanted Level to six stars. Not to be confused with Ms. Marvel.

## Personality

He's either a child trapped in a man's body, or the other way around. Honestly, I can't really tell.
Daenerys Targaryen

**Daenerys Targaryen** is the most badass girl in all of fantasy, so suck it Hermione Granger fans!

## Personality

Daenerys is fully aware of how amazing she is and will go out of her way to make sure everybody knows that. She almost always introduces herself with all of her titles, as she knows very well that people who meet her should know who they're messing with. Unlike other *Game of Thrones* characters, she fights with her words and persuades other people how much of a badass she is and to comply to her demands, thereby making them either respect her authoritah or face certain death. She also has an extreme adoration for her dragons, even when she puts them on a time out.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Power of the Plot**: In a world where people have a 99.99999999999999999999999993999999% chance of getting killed in the ugliest of ways, Daenerys always comes out on top in even the most dire situations.

### Abilities

* **Deus ex Machina**: When all hope seems lost, Daenerys will summon at least one of her dragons, who will then melt nearly all of her foes with a douse of fire breath and turn the tide of battle in her favor.

### Equipment

* **Plot Armor**: No matter how dangerous and brutal the situation can get, Daenerys not only often comes out unscathed, but always continues to look as sexy as ever before. She can survive fucking *fire* with no burns, godammit!
Nicolas Cage

Born from the flesh mounds of fiery hellspawn, who burned for all of eternity in the bowels of hell, and shaped by the erosion created by the tears of a million trapped and tortured souls! It's Nic Cage.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Demonic Form**: Nic Cage in his true form is hell incarnate, transforming into his true form allows him to become the spirit of vengeance known as Scorpion. He gains the power and unstable nature of a pyromaniac when releasing his true form and is sent into uncontrollable fits of laughter, while bursting into flames.

### Equipment

* **Bear Suit**
* **Bunny**
* **Declaration of Independence**
Wonder Woman

"*Lay your heads on my tits.*"
―Wonder Woman

## Biography

### Early Life

Wonder Woman was born a long, long, long, long, long, long time ago, making her old enough to be your great great great great great grandmother...and man does she age gracefully...

But she was born of one of Zeus's MANY fucks. She spent most of her childhood fighting the Invisible Man and jumping off cliffs in a charming way.

### She wants her Photo Back

Making it into modern times, Wonder Woman somehow finds out that Lex Luthor has a photograph of her, a photograph that looks like it would be in any history book (don't want children to grow up not knowing about the superhuman woman who fought in WWI). So, she manages to find out who Batman is, so she can steal his ghost drive if they ever happen to meet at a party when Batman is trying to steal files from Luthor. Luckily for her, that happens.

## Personality

*To be added, both on here and in the movies.*

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Super Strength**
* **Longevity**
* **Super Speed**
* **Invulnerability**: Albeit, are more pretty one.
* **Super Stamina**: Yes, you really can put "Super" in front of everything.
Daniel Jackson

"*SHA'RE!!!*"
―Daniel Jackson
**Daniel Jackson** is the textbook definition of the "movie everyman." He's a nerdy historian and archaeologist who goes on an adventure and grows from awkward geek into total badass. He also may or may not have gotten with a girl in the end. It’s kind of debatable.

## Powers and abilities

### Powers

* **Plot Armor:** SG-1 is already known to cheat death all the time, but Daniel takes it to a whole new level.

### Abilities

* **Ascension:** The ultimate plot armor failsafe.
* **Instant Universal Translator:** Ever wondered why every alien SG-1 meets seems to speak English? That’s because Daniel knows so many languages that he’s able to singlehandedly translate and teach the rest of SG-1 the language of the next planet they visit before the next episode even starts.
James Kirk

## Biography

### The Most Dramatic Birth in the World

James Kirk had easily one of the most average births in all of fiction, as his mother went into labor aboard a space lifeboat, while his father flew a damaged ship to fend off missiles from a much bigger enemy ship that had arrived from the future, eventually plunging himself into the enemy ship, over the sound of a symphony. At this point, we really do have to try in order to have a more dramatic birth.

### Childhood

Kirk spent his childhood as a tool. Moving on.

### Meeting with Pike

Presumably, an absolutely hammered Kirk walked into a bar to hit on people. However, he comes across another member of his cast, Uhura meaning a plot point was incoming right toward his face. While getting his face pounded in by the walking plot devices, his beatdown is interrupted by a guy who can whistle really loud. Pike then berates Kirk for the fact that he's a tool and tells him that he liked his dad better, goading him into joining Starfleet.

## Powers & Abilities

### Equipment

* **Plot Armor**: The absolute best. Back from the dead guarantee included.
Krall

"*FEHD-DURR-AE-SHUN...*"
―Krall

## Biography

### Thomas Edison

Back when he was called Thomas Edison, he was a loved war hero and military commander in the Earth Army who fought in the Space Cold War a long time ago. When the Space Cold War ended, the Federation was founded, and he got a new job as captain of a starship, the USS *Ben Franklin*. However, he missed all the fun trigger-happy thrills battle brought him and found space exploration boring. One day, the *Ben Franklin* stumbled into a nebula and lost contact with Starfleet, and crashed on an unknown planet. Thomas Edison and two other crewmates survived the crash, and after this Edison blamed the Federation as solely responsible for a complete accident caused by a naturally occuring phenominon in space. And thus, he became KRALL!!! And thus, he swore....REVENGE!!!!!!!
Darth Maul

"*KENOBAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII*"
―Dark Maul

Darth Maul is a former lord of the sith. He first appears in critically acclaimed "Star Wars: Episode 1" in which he fucken dies. Darth Maul has proven to be a hit among Star Wars fans and has gone on to become a pop culture icon - mainly cause he looks cool as fuck.

## Biography

### The only movie he's in

"*Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the homing trace is correct, I will find them quickly, Master. At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.*"
―Maul, his only line in the movie
So basically Darth Sidious is doing some important trade shit that apparently requires the attention of a sith lord. Darth decides to send his apprentice Darth Maul who looks pretty sweet on the hologram.
He then shows up talking to Darth Sidious and says like his only line in the movie.

### Tatooine (sparsely populated)

Darth Maul shows up on Tatooine with a cool speeder. When he sees the Jedi planning to leave he drives his bike off a cliff and chases after them. After almost killing young Anakin Skywalker (and saving the galaxy) he has a small battle with Jedi Master - Qui Gon Jinn. The Jedi escape on their ship and Maul is left standing there like a tool.

#### Naboo

Darth Maul then shows up at Naboo cause he's the bad guy and fights the heroes. After the best battle in the prequel trilogy Maul successfully kills Qui Gon Jinn and is left to face the young Obi Wan "High Ground" Kenobi. After Maul spectacularly fucks up Kenobi manages to cut Maul in half. Maul is sent down into a bottomless pit, seemingly to his death.

#### Life after Naboo

Maul managed to recover from his injuries and retired from Jedi business. He enrolled at a local college and earned a degree in software design.

#### Wait, he was in this Movie?!

After graduating, Maul's current job is a galactic telemarketer. He was last seen trying to pitch a girl a new lightsaber over Skype.

## Abilties

* Expert lightsaber combatant
* Master of the dark side
* horny boy
* incapable of dying
* good at flips and shit
Ahmanet

**Ahmanet** is an Egyptian princess who was buried alive and then woke up in the present day because she's still hung up on the same guy who hasn't called back for thousands of years.

## Biography

### The Deal

Ahmanet was once a strong and independent woman(TM) who was destined for the throne of Egypt. However, her father decided to intentionally have another child like an inconsiderate asshole and deny her the throne. Filled with bloodlust and vengeance, Ahmanet realized she didn't have a knife, so she decided to contact the Devil so she could ask if she could borrow his. The Devil agrees and gives her a cool knife that comes with free tattoos.
Maleficent

"*You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. Me! The mistress of all evil!*"
―Maleficent
**Maleficent** is a poor and misunderstood woman who gleefully plunged an entire kingdom into an era of fear and paranoia after she enslaved her own homeland. Please pity her.

## Biography

### Childhood

Malefiecent was once a happy child without a care in the world, just to drive home how much of a sympathetic character she is.
Michelangelo

"*Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit!*"
―Michelangelo
**Michelangelo** is a party dude. He's one of a kind. And you know just where to find him when it's party time.

## Biography

### Early Life

"*Brah!*"
―Mikey, ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Michelangelo was once a human, but he was killed and was reincarnated as a turtle because he was most likely a sinner during his life. As a turtle he was experimented on with experimental Mutagen. However, Mikey and his brothers that are coincidentally totally related, found themselves in the sewers and were adopted by a human turned rat who decided to change his name because reasons, named Splinter. However, knowing that the outside world would be unkind, Splinter decided to teach Mikey and his brothers how to beat people to death with Ninjitsu. And while people will complain about learning Ninjitsu from a book, people will continue to never question how they manage to find these traditional ninja weapons.

### Meeting April O'Neil

"*Look! Mikey's sleep walking! He's sleeping! And walking! He's totally innocent*"
―Michelangelo
Years later, the turtles leave the lair because the foot was taking hostages and they kicked some serious butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took their picture, but they took care of it.

The turtles arrive back at their lair, where Splinter is waiting for them. Knowing that the turtles' excuses are full of shit, Splinter brings them to the HAUSHI! or however the fuck it's spelled. He's in the zone for the most part, but Splinter brings in product placement to break him down, causing him to spill the above. Mikey and his brothers are then ordered to bring April to the lair.

## Personality

Mikey might either be mentally retarded or just high. Or both.
Creepypasta

**Creepypasta** is a database of online scary stories that was hijacked by a bunch of moody and sooper edgy tweens, who actually managed to make it less scary, less respectable, and funnier than Hollywood Horror movies, and in some cases, modern comedies.

Creepypasta hosts many beloved horror characters. Characters who are beloved for whatever reason...

## History

Some people online were bored. So they wrote spooky stories. That's the history.
Power of Friendship

"*United, we stand. Divided, we fall.*"
―One of the most clichéd of clichéd phrases ever used.
Let me ask you... what power binds all there is around us? What power runs the universe? Not the all-powerful force, not the anti-life equation, not the power of the infinity stones, not magic, IT'S FRIENDSHIP MOTHER FUCKER! More powerfull than the forces of fucking God, more influential than the influence of Satan. You want to win battles? You don't need skill, power, or even the plot on your side. NO! You need friendship! And if you find yourself without friends... well, sucks to be you, cause you're the scumbag villain and deserve to die.

Not to be confused with the Power of Love.

## Examples

* The Doctor and his companions.
* Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, & Hermione Granger
* James Kirk, Spock, & Bones McCoy
* Jon Snow & Sam Tarly (and whoever else is in Jon's Crew)
* All of the Power Rangers.
Tardis

A **Tardis** is a time machine that a Chronogod would typically use. Like many Chronogod technologies, Tardes are famous for breaking the laws of physics by being bigger on the inside and smaller on the outside.

## The Phone Box

The **Phone Box** is the Doctor's Tardis. He stole it when he was 21 and has since used it to travel all over the universe to make it a better place to be in.

## The RV

The Master travels through time in an **RV** that always takes a new form (such as a fridge, a clock, a column, or a fireplace) whenever he moves to a new place and time. The Master uses this as a vessel through which he can take over the Multiverse.
Game of Thrones

***Game of Thrones*** is a TV show that's kept high-concept big-budget fantasy alive on television ever since SYFY mutilated the genre.

## Premise

*Game of Thrones*' storyline can be quite the clusterfuck to the uninformed viewer who doesn't start from the beginning. The best we can do to clear things up is divide them into three main story arcs:

## Setting

The series takes place in the World of Ice and Fire, in which there are two continents: Westeros and Essos. Its a world thats been stuck in the Dark Ages ever since the Doom of Valyria, filled with hidden magic, kings, brave knights, LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OFF SEX, and ZOMG EPICBATTLZ!!!!! Butt not inuff weerd fairy tail creachers, sadly, so 1/10.

## Cast

The show's cast is HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE, so huge that we can't list any character here. Besides, so many characters on the show get killed off that even the writers of *Lost* find it baffling, so why bother? That's why this very wiki's got ***categories***, goddammit!!

## Production

*Game of Thrones* is based on a series of books by George RR Martin, created by two writers casually called D&D.
Batista

### Age

Apparently has the mentality of a 14 year old because he still wears skinny jeans

### Family

Even his family don't want to admit they're related to him

**Batista** is known as "The Animal" mostly because he eats like one. Seriously. He looks like he can eat a Big Mac in 6 seconds.

Batista once wore skinny jeans which ripped open doing a match, exposing his ass for all to (unfortunately) see.
CM Punk

**CM Punk** is a retired professional wrestler who was most known for planting pipebombs inside the WWE Studios. In 2013 he was promptly removed from the building for snorting the ashes of The Undertaker's manager, Paul Bearer. In 2015, CM Punk retired from WWE, married fellow WWE diva AJ Lee and has since signed with UFC, but has yet to participate in a fight. He's probably just a pussy.

Fans have speculated the origin of his name "CM Punk". Some believe it is Chicago Made Punk because that's where he was born, others Chick Magnet Punk based on an old gimmick. Well they're wrong. It stands for Cranberry Muffin Punk.
E1

초당 2,048Mbps의 전송 속도를 내는 디지털 전송 회로

E-1은 ITU-T에 의해 고안되고, 유럽우편 및 통신운영회의(CEPT)에서 이름이 붙여진 유럽 디지털 전송규격으로서, 북미의 T-1 형식에 대응되는 것이다. E-2부터 E-5까지는 E-1 형식의 배수로 증가하는 전송매체들이다.

E-1 신호형식은 64 Kbps 속도의 채널 32개를 수용함으로써, 2.048 Mbps의 속도로 데이터를 전송할 수 있다. E-1은 T-1에 비해 다소 높은 데이터 전송속도를 보이는데, 그 이유는 T-1과는 달리 각 채널의 모든 8 비트가 신호를 부호화 하는데 사용되기 때문이다. E-1과 T-1은 국제적인 용도를 위해 상호 연결될 수 있다.

* E-2는 E-1 신호들을 4배 다중화하여 8.448 Mbps로 전송하는 회선이다.
* E-3는 E-1의 16배인 34.368 Mbps로 전송하는 회선이다.
* E-4는 E-3의 4배인 139.264 Mbps로 전송하는 회선이다.
* E-5는 E-4의 4배인 565.148 Mbps로 전송하는 회선이다.
Multiverse

The Multiverse is one of the easiest cop outs in all of fiction. It allows creators to do whatever the fuck they want and then go "Oh, that didn't really happen! It just multiverse!" (they say it just like that too.)

Sometimes a multiverse is full of changes or sometimes it's just an uninspiring "everyone's evil" or "everyone's gender is switched" or "TEH FAWKING NAZIS TOOK OVER!" which often turn out to be the most popular because we keep on eating it up.

*No, this does not open the doors for the alternate interpretations of characters on this wiki. No loopholes.*
IT

> *"Beep beep, Ritchie" - IT*
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IT
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"IT" (commonly known as "Pennywise") is an interdimensional creature. The creature resides in the sewers of Derry, Maine. Every 27 years the creature emerges from it's slumber to feast on the fear of the town's children.

## Abilities

* Shapeshifting
* Immortality
* Fear Manipulation
* Clown fetish

## Pennywise

IT most commonly takes the form of "Pennywise the Dancing Clown" - a clown identified by his red hair and silver clown suit. This is IT's preferred form and the most likely to be spotted.
Iron Man

"*I'm the dude who's playing a dude disguised as another dude!*"
―Iron Man

## Personality

Be honest, Iron Man is a bit of an asshole, but he's that likable asshole. But still very much an asshole. He is currently stuck in a time loop, causing any sense of character development to repeat. In his free time, Iron Man seems to enjoy guilt tripping his friends into helping him clean up his own mess.

## Powers & Abilities

### Abilities

* **Genius Level Intellect**
* **Stubbornness**
Belle

**Belle** is a strong independent woman (TM) who don't need no man! So she settles for a Beast instead.

## Biography

### Early Childhood

As a young child, Belle lost her mother to the plague. However, since Belle has plot running through her veins, neither her father nor her die a horrible and painful death. She is then raised by her kleptomaniac of a father.
Mr. Bean

**Mr. Bean** is the most mysterious creature to ever exist in any dimension. No one know what it is, where it came from, or how it persists in the spacetime continuum.

Is it possibly the answer to all of life's questions? Could it be the solution to end all of the Multiverse's problems? What secrets could this creature possibly behold?

We will never know.

## Powers & Abilities

### Abilities

* **Omnipresence**: When you think you're all alone, Mr. Bean will pop out of nowhere. It can be found everywhere for some reason.
Bones McCoy

"*Damn it! I'm a Doctor not a **\*Insert Occupation Here\****"
―Bones McCoy, All the damn time

## Biography

### Boring Backstory Stuff

Bones went to medical school....*sigh*...then he got married at some point...*sigh*...then a divorce...she took the planet... all he's got are his *eh fuck it*.

## Powers & Abilities

### Abilities

* **Medical Know-How**: He's a Doctor, as he won't stop reminding you.
Spider-Man

"*Pizza time!*"
―Spider-Man
**Spider-Man** does whatever a spider can. Spins a web any size. Catches thieves just like flies.

## Biography

### When No One Cared About Him

Spider-Man was once an ordinary guy that no one cared about unless his face was being punched, and even then... Then he gets bitten by a radioactive spider, which manages to rewrite his genetic code...OK. Then, yadda yadda bullet to uncle blah blah **Great Power** yadda blah Spider-Man. Also there was this shamelessly lazy retcon of him being in the second Iron Man 2 movie because we still have to retroactively make that movie better.

### Recruited by Iron Man

Spider-Man was having a good day, found a dvd player, and his algebra test: nailed it! But then Iron Man showed up at his door, hit on his aunt, then blackmailed him into skipping school so he can join a fight he has no stakes in against one of the most skilled fighters in the world, one of the deadliest assassins in the world, and the girl who single handedly took down the original Avengers team.

### The Airport

*#*TeamIronMan made their way to an airport to meet *#*TeamCap. There, Spider-Man makes his debut in someone else's movie. Then Spider-Man acts like a total dork. However, Ant-Man is able to get the drop on him, because Spidey's spider-sense was probably taking a day. Spidey then decides to further demonstrate to Tony that bringing him in was a bad idea by showing that he has no idea what to do. So he decides to head after the black guy and the cripple to show that he's a badass. After he's done wiping the floor with the least developed heroes in the series, Spider-Man is flung out the window.

## Personality

When wearing the mask, Spider-Man seems incapable of recognizing when shit has hit the fan, because he just refuses to shut up in situations where he should really shut the hell up.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Super Strength**
* Can crawl walls (even if the suit covers the hair folicles on his feet and hands that he supposedly sticks with.....)
* **´Tda 'tda, does whatever a spider can!** (Except give birth to spiders, shoot webs out of his butthole, suck the blood out of flies, and hide in your shoe)
* Being a scrawny nerdy Queens kid, who likes the same nerd shit you do, talks in the same way you do, and drops the same lame jokes you do, yet still scoring triple the amount of girls that you do.
* Having a hot aunt (Only in one version, two if you're into Sally Field..............and three if you like the oldies)
* Make a super solute that sticks to surfaces, but doesn't destroy them. It's also in extremely compact cartridges, but it doesn't stick to the inside, neither does it solidify or liquify. It's also made so it dissolves completely after an hour. Despite being able to make this with silicone, water and some solutes from a children's science play set, the kid still goes to public school.
T-800

"*Who is your daddy and what does he do?*"
―T-800
The T-800 is a chronogod murder machine from the future. Like all Chronogods, he has multiple lives, but has the added ability of keeping his face whenever he reincarnates.

## Biography

### Terminate Sarah Connor

The T-800 was plucked from the refrigerator to travel back in time and keep himself from being sent back by terminating his reason for going back. Unless he always went back and when Skynet sent him it knew this would happen, hence it sending him back?

Eh, fuck it. So, the T-800 arrives in 80's Los Angeles completely nude. Wishing not to feel the breeze between his knees, he decides to search out for clothing in the most logical spot he would find it: on a person. He approaches three stand-up citizens and asks them for some clothes. But the citizens decide to act irrationally and stab him, to which the T-800 responds to by killing them, possibly fracturing the future. Unless those guys were always supposed to die! Perhaps their only historical purpose was to die? What if it was in the T-800's programming to kill them regardless?! But what if the stupid chain-jacket will never become a fashion trend in the future because they are now dead?!
Snake Eyes

"*...*"
―Snake Eyes
**Snake Eyes** is a Murican Ninja Warrior who was in the same class as Batman and Boba Fett. As such, he wears black, is a complete badass, is able to be loved by everyone despite never saying anything, and managed to be the best Zangief player in the world.

## Biography

### Childhood

"*...*"
―Snake Eyes

Snake Eyes was once an orphan white Murican boy who was inexplicably in Tokyo. However, during his search for food, he stumbled across a ninja temple because we all know that Japan still has those. He begins raiding the kitchen, before he is confronted by Storm Shadow, who still lives in the dark ages since he believes that stealing a loaf of bread should be punishable by death. Snake Eyes fights off Storm Shadow with the skills he learned from being homeless, until the Hard Master intervenes, stopping the fight and adopting the boy that just broke into his home.

For shitz and giggles, Snake Eyes is given Storm Shadow as a sparring partner, who proceeds to beat the hell out of him every time and establish himself as the better fighter. However, Snake Eyes manages to score a single win, which apparently means that he's the better fighter. Then, after some shit that becomes much more confusing, thanks to the sequel, the Hard Master is killed and Snake Eyes swears a vow of silence, like you do when your adopted brother supposedly murders your adopted father. Then further down the line, Snake Eyes decided that showing his face was too much as well, so he decided to have that covered up at all times.

### Nanobot War

#### Inciting Incident

"*...*"
―Snake Eyes
Some time later, Snake Eyes, being a MURICAN, was brought on to the G.I. Joe Program, where he had many adventures that we will never ever get to see. he was also given a special body armor that looks harder to maneuver in than a rubber batsuit cause best of the best tactical equipment!

However, Snake Eyes and friends receive notice of the plot and head out. Upon arrival, Snake Eyes jumps out of a helicopter and beheads several enemies while shooting them. He then sees Duke follow after the main villainess but decides not to go after her, opting to decapitate more nameless enemies instead.

## Personality

Snake eyes prefers to speak through hand gestures, but isn't using sign language, so people around him just have to guess what he's saying. He appears very level headed and seems incapable of getting angry.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Power of the Plot**: Just **try** to kill him... you can't.
John Cena

**John Cena** is known for kicking out at 2 and burying the hell out of new talent. He believes in his bullshit slogan "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect". He was mistaken for Eminem in his early WWE days when he took on a white rapper gimmick. He was the original Doctor of Thuganomics.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Invisibility**: There are a large amount of people who just can't see him. Clearly, it is a result of invisibility.
* **Superhuman Strength**: Always kicks out at 2, no matter the circumstances.
Aurora

**Aurora Bay**, the happiest cursed person in existence. Look at her pictures on here! Look how friggen happy she is! She has a chipmunk face, so her smiling so much may seem like the only way for it to look remotely normal. There is not an evil bone in her body. She is raised by three irresponsible fairies, and watched over by her friend the crow, and her fairy godhellspawn, Malefficiant. Also, she's Sleeping Beauty.
Stannis the Mannis

Step aside, Daenerys Targaryen, 'cuz **Stannis the Mannis** is the REAL heir to the Iron Throne!!! I mean, after his bro died, King Joffrey turned out to be one hell of a bastard, so the lineage falls to him. It all makes sense! HE's the one who deserves to be on the Iron Throne. After all, he IS the Second Coming of Azor Ahai (according to The Red Woman). He is the Chosen One!

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR RIGHTFUL KING!!!!!

## Personality

Stannis is the man who knows what shit's up in Westeros and knows what's best for the Seven Kingdoms. He's never afraid to say the truth as it is, no matter how ugly it may be. Don't misinterpret that as "having no honor," though. Stannis *IS* honorable...in his own way. Also, Stannis cares very, very, very much about his family, and if you ever lay a hand on his daughter, HE WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.

## Powers and abilities

### Abilities

* **Charisma**
* **Intelligence**: Stannis is the smartest "King" fighting in the War of the Five Kings. He utilizes this well in the field of battle.
* **Stubbornness**

### Weaknesses

* **Blind Faith**: This cost Stannis literally everything.
* **Middle Child Syndrome**
* **Useless, Fleshy, Human Body**
Harley Quinn

HI EVERYBODY!

## Biography

### How I Became So Beautiful

Okay, so I used ta be a psychiatrist at this place called Arkham Asylum and I was assigned to the resident hot guy: Mista J. I could tell right away that there was a connection since he shared so many secrets with me and he eventually trusted me enough to make a "secret request." He was very grateful for it, I didn't know at tha time, but he tried to reward me by tryin' to make me more like him. So, he strapped me down and zapped me until he couldn't no more, I gave consent of course!

There was one more step though: he needed me to jump into a vat of chemicals like he did, like one of those trust fall things, except the only thing that catches you is a vat of chemical goo! I didn't want him to think I wasn't serious about all this, so I jumped in. Things were black for a moment, but I know my puddin' jumped in right after to make sure I was alright. I was, better than ever before actually. I felt so alive.

### Fun Times

Mista J and I had some good times, lemme tell you! So much fun until Bats would show up like he always did. The party pooper. Like this one time during date night with puddin' right after he shot this guy, stupid Bats shows up and causes Mista J to drive all recklessly, he's normally a good driver, but the stress of the situation probably made him forget some stuff, like that I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Wear your seatbelts kids, or else Bats will punch you in the face underwater. But it was okay, cause I gots to kiss him a bit (not the best kisser.) Scratch that off the bucket list!

## Personality

I am known to be quite vexing, but also quite charming.
Spock (Old)

The OG, THE ONLY SPOCK! FUCK THAT FUCKING IMPOSTER! Nimoy for LIFE! No way it's just a reason for why the old universe still exists, so STFU noobs!

## Powers & Abilities

### Equipment

* **Plot Armor**: Back from the dead before Kirk made it a million times less respectable.

## Abilities

* **Old Person Wisdom**: Spock tries to resolve every problem logically. He also knows how to balance logic and morality. He's also a cheater.
Santa Claus

"*UUUEEGGHH?!?!*"
―Santa Claus
Santa is a jolly prowler who breaks into people's houses to leave gifts. The title of Santa is given to the current of cutthroat jolly fat guys who murder each other in order to rise to the top (Similar to The Sith).

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Horrific Body Virus**: Santa's clothes contain a virus that distorts a hosts body into a perfect replication of his body.

## Famous Quotes

"*I like to sleep naked! BUCK NAKED! **HA!***"
―Santa Claus

"*I HUNGER FOR BLOOD! HO HO HO!*"
―Santa Claus
Useless, Fleshy, Human Body

"*I sought to create a stronger human being, but there's no such thing. Human beings are weak, pathetic, feeble-minded creatures.*"
―Dr Curt Connors

In all of fiction, the human body is either one of the strongest things out there (with several draw backs) or breaks easier than a toothpick. In most cases, the greatest weakness a character can have is that they're human. Not in a moral sense, but in the sense that they are made of blood and gore that can't wait to get some screen time. This kind of weakness is usually used to remind a character of their limits or to tell the audience that a character can be as useless as they are (but not quite).

Honestly, the thing can drown, is ridiculously flamable, not at all bulletproof, and looks like it's gone through a warzone after a fistfight with glass.

Essentially, the opposite of Stubbornness.

## Variations

### Action Protagonist Package

This weakness will be brought up once a character's plot armor fails or an enemy finally learns how to aim properly and a character will grab their wound and have that moment where they look down at the blood in their hand, reminding them that if their enemy was anymore competent, they would be grinded into meat chunks.

### Standard Package

A variation of this weakness can also be included for characters who are killed with a single bullet, a single slice, or just getting hit too hard. This variety is commonly utilized by henchmen, slasher victims, and innocent bystanders caught in the crossfire.

#### Examples

* Every victim in a horror film.
* Every single enemy soldier in an action movie.
* Just about every character on *Game of Thrones*.
Ron Weasley

**Ron Weasley**...he's about as helpful of a best friend as Aquaman.

### Weaknesses

* **Broken wand:** Because at Hogwarts, there are no spares. You broke your wand? Too bad!
* **Middle Child Syndrome:** Whether he is a member of his family or of the Yellow Three, Ron is always a middle child...and is always the least appreciated member.
The Daleks

The **Daleks** may seem like a bunch of trash can-shaped robots, but they are, in fact, Space Nazis. They are one of the evilest, most xenophobic, and most dangerous races in the entire universe, and pledge to wipe out all other life from it due to them being pissed that they can't go up stairs. They are infamous for their battle cry, "EXTERMINATE!"

## Vendetta with the Doctor

If there is one thing in the entire universe the Daleks are afraid of, it's the Doctor. That's because he's the only one out there who stands a 100% chance at getting the Daleks' asses handed to them. No matter how many times they've faced him and tried to kill him, they always end up having their asses handed to them. Why the hell the Daleks continue to try to fight Doctor Who when it is certain they will always get their asses handed to them is anyone's guess.

## Powers and abilities

### Powers

* **Flight**: The Daleks have had the power to fly since the late 80s.
* **Stubbornness**: This reflects the entire Dalek race as a whole. Just when you think you've killed them all, they'll pop up again out of nowhere. This is why we also call them Space Cockroaches.

### Equipment

* **Death Ray**: Insta-kill every Useless, Fleshy, Human Body.
* **Memorable Catchphrase**: "EXTERMINATE!"
* **Plot Armor**: Nothing can kill these guys unless the plot calls for it.
* **Suction Cup**: To suck up your skin.

### Weaknesses

* **Archnemesis**: Doctor Who and his companions are the only ones whose attacks are powerful enough to penetrate their Plot Armor.
* **Baseball bats**: Don't EVER call Ace "small."
* Getting shot in the eye.
Star Wars

***Star Wars*** is one of the most recognizable and most popular franchises in the world. In case you're unfamiliar with it, it's a parody of a bunch of sci-fi and fantasy movies that came out in the 50s & 60s. There are currently seven movies in the franchise.

## History

*Star Wars* was created by a guy named Jorge Lucas who wanted to rip off his favorite movies and serials from his childhood. Lucas began production on his new series which took heavy inspiration from *Flash Gordon*, Akira Kurosawa movies and John Wayne movies.

## Films

### Original Trilogy

* The one that ripped off an Akira Kurosawa classic.
* The one with the most spoiled plot twist in *ALL* of fiction.
* The one with the adorable animals that will BRUTALLY SLAUGHTER YOU.

### Prequel Trilogy

* The worst *Babylon 5* episode ever made.
* Michael Bay's *Pearl Harbor* **IN SPACE!!!**
* The goldmine of so many memes.

### Sequel Trilogy

* The one that ripped off the one that ripped off an Akira Kurosawa classic.
* The one that turned the franchise's lore upside down.

### Spin-offs

* The Holiday Special
* More of the cute savages, because you loved them so much.
* Oh, that still wasn't enough of 'em? HERE'S MORE!
* The one that ripped off *Halo: Reach*.
* The one you said you wouldn't see.
Thor

No one shall underestimate the POWER OF THE MIGHTY **THOR!!!!** Son of Odin! God of Thunder! Sayer of jokes and quips!

## Powers & abilities

### Equipment

* **Mjolnir**: Thor has his own hammer that is the source of all his other powers. Only someone who is worthy enough, according to Odin, may wield Mjolnir.

### Weaknesses

* Not being worthy enough to wield Mjolnir if the plot calls for it.
A Galaxy Far, Far Away

A sooper cool term used to explain where a character from a space movie or show resides , the tradition of using a galaxy far far away was started when George Lucas was explaining the premise of his move and got annoyed when they asked where the movies would take place, eventually he just snapped and said, **"A Galaxy Far Far Away!"**

**A Galaxy Far, Far Away**is the resting place of all space characters.
Ash Williams

"*Fabulous*"
―Ash
**Ash Willaims** is the greatest, manliest, and smoothest motherfucker who's ever lived.

## Biography

### Early Life

"*Shop Smart! Shop S-Mart!*"
―Ash
Ash worked at S-Mart. Housewares.

### The Cabin in the Woods

While rocking an awesome quasi-bowl haircut, Ash, his sister, and his friends drove up to check out a cabin in the woods they heard about.

## Personality

"*Hey evil, why don't you eat my butt?*"
―Ash
Ash knows just how fucking awesome he is and knows that he has to let everyone know just how fucking awesome he is. Because of this, he often comes off as an asshole, but he isn't, he really is as awesome as he says.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* Stubbornness
* Power of the Plot
Edge

**Edge** is a retired professional wrestler who lives life by his name, on the edge. He hurt his neck or something and is now hosting a show alongside fellow retired superstar, Christian.

Edge is known for his various facial expressions which prompted Jeff Dunham to suggest Edge would be a perfect candidate for one of his new ventriloquist acts.

He can burp the alphabet in three languages.
Peter Venkman

## Biography

### Becoming Ghostbusters

Before anyone gave shit about him, Venkman was scientist at some University in New York, filling the role as the resident asshole professor that mothers warned their children about. One day, he is notified by his friend, Ray, that a ghost has been spotted in the library. When they get there, Venkman acts like an asshole and asks the only reasonable questions. Then when he, Ray, and Egon spot a ghost, he tries to act all smooth until the ghost tells him he's not her type, before scaring them all off with her monkey face.

Soon after, the trio is fired from the University, mostly due to Venkman's assholish behavior. The three then buy a fire house just because they think the poles are cool. Shortly after opening up for business, Venkman meets Dana, who tells him that there are ghosts in her kitchen cooking stuff and that she can't deal with them because she only knows how to kill aliens. Upon visiting her apartment, he finds nothing there and decides to take the opportunity to try to seduce Dana, knowing he'll win her over because his actor's name got top billing.

### First Job

The trio are alerted to a potential mascot at a hotel and suit up. The three search for the ghost, leading to Venkman coming across their future mascot, who Ray had just royally pissed off, resulting in it sliming the hell out of Venkman. The three follow it into the ballroom, where Venkman demostrates his witchcraft on a table. The three then manage to capture the ghost after it floats in one place for far too long, placing it in a trap that conviently works perfectly fine on its first actual test. The Ghostbusters then instantly become celebrities, because that's how fame works.

### To seduce the Possessed

With his new celebrity status, Peter tries once again to get into Dana's pants, this attempt appearing to be much more successful.

Peter arrives at Dana's apartment later to find her horny and possessed.

## Personality

Venkman could give negative amounts of shits if it were possible. Venkman is very laid back and, like most people, doesn't want to do anything.
The Doctor

More legendary than Jon Snow, Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker, James Bond, and Frodo Baggins, though not as legendary as Superman and Captain Murica, it's the **Doctor**!

The Doctor is the GREATEST HERO EVAAAAARRRR!!!! He is a Chronogod, and like all Chronogods, he travels through time and space fucking around with history, but he does so with the intent on making the universe a better place. He travles throo time in a Phone Box, and he's got ths cool Sonic Screwdriver he uses to overcome all his challenjes. Like most Chronogods, he is from a planet called Gallifray.

## List of faces

The Doctor has lived such a long life, it's WWWAAAAAAAAYYYYY TOOOOOO MUCH to put on one page. That's why EVERY face of the Doctor is getting his own page!!!

The 1st DoctorThe 2nd DoctorThe 3rd DoctorThe 4th DoctorThe 5th DoctorThe 6th DoctorThe 7th DoctorThe 8th DoctorThe 9th DoctorThe 10th DoctorThe 11th DoctorThe 12th DoctorThe 13th Doctor
## Companions

The Doctor always trusts his companions with helping him travel the universe. There are so many, we have a whole list of them.

## The Name of the Doctor

The true name of the Doctor cannot be given because, "*Spoilers!*" If anyone were to find out his name it would mean the end of not only the universe, but also all of existence, including everyone and everything on this very wiki.

## Powers & Abilities

### Powers

* **Power of Friendship**: The Doctor always cares about his companions.

### Abilities

* **Regeneration:** The Doctor has the power to live a long time by cheating death by face stealing. He has taken the face of 13 different people. Chronogods can face steal a maximum number of 12 times.

### Equipment

* **Tardis**: The Doctor is possibly best known for his Phone Box that can travel thru time and is bigger on the inside. Normally though the people he shows this to are not terribly impressed by it, likely because they are used to seeing optical allusions of this capacity on a daily basis.
* **Sonic Screwdriver**: The Doctor's trusty gadget that gives him the Power of the Plot.
Tommy Wiseau

Ohai, reedur. Moi naym ez **Tommy Wiso**.

## Biography

Oh fuck. It got out of the cage!
(Hank412 (talk) 06:13, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

Ohai Hank!

OH FUCK! HE'S TEARING ME APART!!!@$!
(Hank412 (talk) 06:13, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

It's good, HAAAAAA?????

SHIT!!!! No tranq darts! Go Live!
(SGRev1 (talk) 06:16, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

I DID NAWT HIT HIM! I DID NAAAAAHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!

IT'S NOT WORKING!
(SGRev1 (talk) 06:16, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

You just a chicken.... chip chip chip

FUCKING HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Hank412 (talk) 06:19, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

NO, We Gonna make a lota money.

What? Whaddya mean, 'make a lota money'?
(SGRev1 (talk) 06:27, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

Ai kant tel yu. Ets konfedenchal.

I'm not onboard all the way until you tell me what the fuck's going on.
(SGRev1 (talk) 06:29, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

Nou, ah kent. Enywey, hahw ees your sex-laif?

What the hell does that have to do with ANYTHING?
(SGRev1 (talk) 06:30, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

NO! CEASE EYE CONTACT! ASAP!
(Hank412 (talk) 06:31, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

HAAAAAAAAA??!?!?!?

MY FUCKING ARM!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY ARM!!!!!
(Hank412 (talk) 06:31, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

In a few minutes, bitch.

Hey, Hank, how in the batshit living fuck dd he take off your arm?
(SGRev1 (talk) 06:34, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

NOT MY ACTUAL ARM! The one I kept in my safe, my prized possession!
(Hank412 (talk) 06:37, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

HAI BABE!

NEVERMIND! SHOOT IT!
(Hank412 (talk) 06:37, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

I've got the shotgun!
(SGRev1 (talk) 06:38, February 7, 2016 (UTC))

It sounds lihke your de EHXSHpart!

## Personality

Alright, subject seems contained... under watch. Currently sustaining heavy losses.
(Hank412 (talk) 23:29, April 6, 2016 (UTC))

Ohai gun barrel!

Shut up! Just Shut UP!
(Hank412 (talk) 23:30, April 6, 2016 (UTC))
Triple H

**Triple H** (short for Hunter Hearst Helmsley, real name is *Paul Levesque*) is the king of kings, the cerebral assassin, and The Game. He is known for burying talent with his golden shovel which he uses to beat Stephanie on a daily basis, much to the amusement of his brother-in-law.

Triple H has a habit of spitting when he talks. And when he's entering the ring. This is due to his mutated spit gland.