Adminitsratous Abusous (⏃⎅⋔⟟⋏⟟⌇⏁⍀⏃⏁⍜⎍⌇ ⏃⏚⎍⌇⍜⎍⌇)

### Description

Adminitsratous Abusous Is a sword created from a variety of elements however, It Is mainly made from the incredibly valuable Flopium 131. The sword Is 4.5 feet (1.37 meters) long and 1.5 feet (0.46 meters) wide. It Is very dark In color with a large red diamond set into It's hilt.

### Composition

Adminitsratous Abusous Is comprised of a wide variety of elements. The blade of the sword is primarily comprised of the incredibly valuable Flopium 131, a very dense, incredibly radioactive metal with a melting point of 81,032 °F. (45,000 °C) The hilt of the sword Is comprised almost entirely of tungsten carbide. The red diamond was set into the swords hilt at Flop's request when the sword was turned from a block of materials to an actual sword. The sword Is comprised of roughly 300 different elements of metals which give It the properties that It has.

### Creation

Adminitsratous Abusous was created In an epic of explosion of a nuclear furnace of the Martian surface. This Is what resulted In Adminitsratous Abusous's material composition encompassing such a wide variety of materials of elements. The block of solidified material was incredibly dense and found at the bottom of the crater created by the blast. It had solidified and weighed approximately 1,700 pounds. (771.11 kilograms) It was turned into a sword at Flop's request after learning of the properties of the metal. The sword was very hard to create because of It's composition taking 7 weeks of nonstop cutting, grinding, and milling before having It's name laser etched into the blade as well as a topographical map of the area where It was created.

### Properties

Adminitsratous Abusous has some very unique properties as a result of It's composition and being blessed by a Holy Brick Priest. It Is extremely resistant to heat and extremely durable as proven when Flop fired upon himself with the Gigachad III Orbital Cannon and used the sword to deflect It's beam. The sword Is extremely radioactive and delivers enough radiation In 30 seconds to result In the death of anything that Is not a Flop. The sword has some anomalous properties as well. The sword collects the souls of the things It kills, these appear as white orbs around It. It Is unknown If anything can be done with the collected souls. The sword supposedly talks to Flop but no on but him can confirm this. Wounds inflicted by the blade do not heal, instead the flesh around the wounded area dies. The sword can be materialized and dematerialized by Flop as proven when he pulled It from his hand and executed a federation agent that had been captured before dematerializing It back into his hand. There are no visible signs of the sword and It Is unknown as to where It goes once dematerialized.

### Brick Jesus

Brick Jesus appears to know of Adminitsratous Abusous. When the sword was described to him during his visit to the Primary Production Facility, he stated "Ah yes, the blade. It Is as the Book of Creation foretold my child, created by mistake on an alien world, wielded by The Guardian." When asked who The Guardian was, Brick Jesus stated "The Guardian Is the one that will save you all from death. He leads you to a brighter, safer future whether you realize or not." Flop later entered the facility and presented the blade to Brick Jesus, upon the blade entering the hands of Brick Jesus. It began glowing a very bright white. It did this for 15 seconds before stopping, at which point Brick Jesus remarked "It Is even blessed by a high priest. It Is truly just as the Book of Creation said It would be."