Beachin' Out of Sight(Transcript)

(MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR KIDS UNDER 18! MAY HAVE BAD WORDS, SO I BLEEPED THEM OUT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS PARODY IS NOT OFFICIAL YET.)

(The Beginning shows a picture of a Pirate and a Yellow Parrot on shoulder singing)

Pirate man: R' yo' ready, gangsters?

Gangsters: Hell ya, Captain!

Pirate man: I can't hea you~!

Gangsters; Then yo' god\*NOPE\* probably deaf, captain!

Pirate man: Ooooh...(Shows a Hotel room with a Huge Fish Tank, But the Captain Goes into a fit of Coughing Before we see where SpongeRob and Brashnick Live) Dang Bro, Give me one sec.(Coughs a little more) Oooohh..... Who live in a Fish tank in a Hotel?

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Sassy n' kick\*NOPE\* n' wild as hell!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: If playin' m games be somethang yo' want!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Then git ahead but don't yo' try ta daunt!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: (AY YO...!)

Everyone: SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob. SweatPants!

(Opening shot of SpongeRob and Shelly walking down the beach.)

SpongeRob: I'm so glad yo' could come visit me at da beach, Shelly.

Shelly: Of course, babe. I couldn't resist the opportunity to see you in your natural habitat.

(SpongeRob chuckles as they continue walking. Suddenly, Brashnick appears on screen wearing a fedora and a suit.)

Brashnick: Hey guys, What up? i got a new part-time gig as a gangsta life coach!

(SpongeRob and Shelly exchange confused looks.)

SpongeRob: What the \*NOPE\* a gangsta life coach?

Brashnick: Yo' know, i help people become mo' confident n' assertive. Dat \*NOPE\* all 'bout da attitude, baby!

Shelly: I don't know about this, SpongeRob.

SpongeRob: Come on babe, letz give brashnick a chance. Maybe we can learn somethang.

(Brashnick takes out a clipboard and starts giving them pointers.)

Brashnick: Alright, first rule o' bein' a gangsta life couch - always walk wit' swagga. Yo' gotta own every step yo' take.

(SpongeRob and Shelly try to imitate Brashnick's walk but end up stumbling.)

Brashnick: No, no, no. Yo''re doin' dat \*NOPE\* all wrong. Yo' gotta be smooth like a dolphin.

SpongeRob: How tha \*NOPE\* do we do dat?

Brashnick: Watch n' learn, m' friends.

(Brashnick starts doing some weird dolphin-like motions and SpongeRob and Shelly try to mimic him. Suddenly, a group of beach-goers start gathering around them, curious about what's happening.)

Beach-goer #1: What the \*NOPE\* r' yo' guys doing?

Brashnick: We're learnin' how ta be gangsters. Ain't dat \*NOPE\* obvious?

Beach-goer #2: Datz hilarious! can we join in?

(SpongeRob, Shelly, and Brashnick start teaching the beach-goers their gangster ways and soon a big group is formed. The next shot shows them all walking down the beach with their new-found confidence and swagger.)

SpongeRob: Thanks fo' teachin' us, brashnick. I feel like a newly born sponge in m' crib!

Brashnick: Datz What i'm here fo', baby. Naw letz git git some ice cream like Fo' realz gangsters.

(They all start walking off-screen, laughing and joking around. Closing shot of SpongeRob, Shelly, and Brashnick enjoying their ice cream while watching the sunset on the beach as the video fades to black, ending the episode.)