Punching a Fucker

**Date Ended:**  N/A
**Users Involved:** user: MohmohMoh, User:SuddenlyNoodles
**Setting:** Los Angeles
* **Heroes:** Astrid Christensen, Oscar Johnsson
* **Mentions:** Toby

## Hot Arrival

Arriving in the airport of Los Angeles, Astrid was feeling hot. The temperature difference compared to Sweden was so stark it was having a major effect on her. Not to mention the fact her quirk made her feel the cold all that much more because she was hyper aware of anything she was touching. She needed to be in order to not crush or break anything she came into contact with, the drawbacks of a constantly active quirk Astrid supposed.

Finally deciding she had enough of the heat Astrid took a hold of the heavy coat she was wearing and removed it. She had decided to make her first appearance in the US in hero outfit, that was a mistake. Not only did no one recognize her but the long and heavy coat that protected her from the cold back home was simply making the heat worse for her. After removing her coat she suddenly got many more quick glances and even more long stares. The reason was obvious, because her costume was simply a coat Astrid didn't wear any civilian clothing underneath. So when she removed the coat she was now in the middle of the airport in the slightly too small bikini top she usually wore underneath her coat. Not caring about the stares in the slightest, Astrid made her way through the airport.

Oscar Johnsson had gotten a mission from the hero association in America to greet a Swedish hero by the name of Astrid Christensen. He didn't know anything about the hero as the information he recieved was little to none. The only thing he got information on was that she chased a villain from Sweden by the name of Toby. Supposively this villain had done deeds against swedish citizens that were unspeakable, even attacking the Swedish heroes. Astrid had chased Toby all the way to Sweden. Oscar's mission was to greet Astrid, offer her a place to stay and make sure she was all set to find and apprehend Toby.

He was in his civilian outfit as he landed at the air port with his quirk. He didn't mind people seeing him in his civilian state, after all it was a common occurance to see heroes off duty. After all, they were people as well. A few people wanted auto graphs which he kindly responded to and gave out, though suddenly people started whispering about a pervert on the air port. Oscar caught wind of the whispers, moving to see what it was about. The rumors were no jokes, a woman was walking around in bikini despite the slightly chilly weather. She wasn't from the area that was for certain, but there were still standards that people should uphold. Especially when visiting other places while traveling.

Oscar took off his jacket, revealing his muscular upper body. He walked up to the woman and forcefully placed his jacket around her upper body to conceal her revealing nature. In a firm yet gentle tone he scolded her, "I have no idea where you come from, but such perverted behavior isn't accepted around here. I assume you wouldn't want to spend the night in jail, or have to explain to a judge why you were half naked on the air port."

Astrid was finally feeling some relief from the extreme heat of the area, and by the time she was reaching the airport exit she was actually in a good mood. Supposedly the American heroes would send someone to escort her new home, so that was nice. When she suddenly felt someone forcibly wrap her upper body in a jacket and in the process get a generous feel of her chest, she got a little angry, she ignored the other comments the man made and simply turned toward him before removing the jacket with trivial ease, despite the man forcibly trying to keep it on. "Are you out of your mind, it is like a desert in here" Astrid's Swedish accent was heavy and her wording was slow and predictable of someone who actually spoke in English very little. Finally looking at the man Astrid had to blink because he looked like a typical Swedish man, though she supposed his muscles were not as common.

Oscar was taken back by Astrid's swedish accent. He knew that the hero he would pick up would be Swedish, though he didn't expect her to be dressed like a pervert. Just as he was taken back it took him a few moments before he registered what she had said. His eyes were empty as he stared into hers, devoid of all thoughts. Until finally, he grasped her words and his eyes lit up with the sparks of a living person. With a wide smile forming on his face he asked, "You wouldn't happen to be the hero arriving from Sweden would you?" He gave a slight yet noticable *sigh* as he continued, "Despite how hot it is here compared to Sweden, you can't walk around in simply bikini. Your home which I'm supposed to take you to lies within my organization, the **Burst Mask Organization**. You can wander however you want there, but you can't dress as a pervert in public places." He continued to push his jacket over her upper body in order to conceal her revealing nature.

Astrid's annoyance burned away when she realized this was the man who would escort her "I am a Swedish Hero, are you who is supposed to be escorting me?" Astrid reluctantly let the man put his jacket onto her. She did keep in mind that he had accidently fondled her, a mistake or not she would repay it...later. "Fine, but I shall remove this as soon as possible, it is really hot"

Oscar hadn't even noticed that he has supposively fondled her, though he wouldn't mind either way. She was a pervert and it was his job to stop that perversion. She finally accepted wearing the jacket on top of her bikini, stopping her from revealing her goods. Oscar stretched his arms in victory before answering, "Yea, I'm the one who's supposed to escort you. Name's Oscar, I also come from Sweden. I know it's hot here trust me, but you get used to it in no time. I do have a question regarding your escort, there are three options we can take to escorting you to the home inside my organization. Option one is by car, though this is a rather bland option in my opinion. Option two, paying a taxi or uber, this is even more boring in my opinion.. Lastly.. Option three... I fly you to the organization using my quirk, this is of course the fastest, safest and most fun way if I may say so myself." Underneath his breath he also whispered, "Rewarding too." He cleared his throat as he asked, "So which route would the miss like to take?"

Not knowing what the mans quirk was, but it being the fastest option, Astrid agreed. "Lets use your quirk then, I would like to be there quickly."
Curious about what they were going to do, she asked "So how are we going to get there with your quirk?"

Oscar gave a wide grinn as he turned around, hiding it from Astrid. He dropped to one knee, revealing his entire back to her. "Hop on, I'll piggy back you there." He was happy that she had chosen his option, not for any perverted reason, but rather it would mean that he could get home faster to watch his favorite show. He waited expectantly for Astrid to hop onto his back. "Either piggy back, or I'll carry you in a princess hold."

Not wanting to degrade herself in a princess carry, Astrid put her arms around Oscar's neck and her legs around his midsection. Unfortunately because of her prestigious bust pressing into the man's back, Astrid couldn't ride flush with his back. "Let us go quickly, this heat is unbearable in the coat" She then braced herself for what she assumed was some type of flight or speed related quirk.

Oscar, unlike Astrid couldn't help but blush. He hadn't expected her bust to be constantly pushing against his back. He grabbed a hold of her underneath her thighs, holding her firmly onto his back. He started walking out of the air port as he spoke, "I heard you came here in pursuit of a villain. Supposively he's one of the worst out there from what I got to hear. How dangerous would you rate Toby, on a scale?" Having reached the outside of the air port he turned his head around making sure nobody was too close. **Burst Jet**, forcing the air underneath his feet to burst into flames causing him to propell upwards. He flew into the sky with Astrid clinging onto his back. By this point his face was in a complete blush, her bust had pressed against him the entire time. He wanted to ignore the blessed feeling of her two wonderous, round, soft blessings, yet he couldn't.

Astrid supposed this Oscar dude had a useful quirk after all, the cool air blowing on her was refreshing and took the edge off the heat she was feeling. Hearing Oscar ask about Toby made Astrid mad and instinctively squeeze her arms, causing her bust to press even further on Oscar's back. Adjusting herself slightly, Astrid answered "I suppose you would need to consider it from some different angles, in terms of actual fighting power I would consider him on the lower end, he seems to have some kind of warp based quirk, good for running away and sneaking into places, less so for combat. In terms of danger toward the general populace however he is a much larger threat. He lacks restraint and is sadistic, he brutally murders anyone he feels like and often tortures them prior." Whispering under her breath, Astrid added "He's also a filthy fucking pervert".

Oscar was listening quietly as they were soaring through the sky, his mind had went completely off from the fact that Astrid's body was pressed against his. His thoughts were solely on listening about the villain which she had been sent and traveled after. Unable to hear what Astrid whispered Oscar gave out a loud "Hmm?". It was loud enough for Astrid to hear through the air which was striking their faces. They could see Burst Mask's Agency by this point. Oscar responded to what he had heard, "Basically, despite his combat powers being considered low. He's still dangerous. Quirks which allow teleportation are annoying, since we're unable to really catch them without beating them. Though they can always just warp out of danger. Lack of restraints as well hmm, do you know his motivation? His goal? Everyone is driven by something, question is what."

Seeing that they were getting ready to land, Astrid held off on answering until they had landed. Landing semi harshly on top of the building did magical things to Astrid's chest that was pressing against Oscar, but Astrid ignored that to dismount and answer what she knew about Toby from their numerous encounters and witnesses. "He never spoke much during our interactions beyond screaming in terror as he ran, but I do know that he has some sort of confidential files and that he enjoys others suffering and despair" Now that they were away from huge crowds of people Astrid thought Oscar wouldn't be too mad if she removed the coat so she took it off and threw the coat to Oscar. Stretching her arms above her head and leaning back she got out any stiffness from the trip. Looking over to Oscar she asked "So you gonna show me to my apartment or what?"

Oscar didn't think that she would throw the coat, instead it hit his face. Staying in place for a few seconds until he removed it, holding it over his shoulder. "So he isn't directly dangerous in terms of combat, but rather his ideals, information gathering and personality." Oscar started heading towards the door, holding it open so Astrid could walk through. Walking to and elevator they entered, heading towards the tenth floor. The building itself was a twenty-floored building made out of bullet proof windows. In the elevator Oscar spoke, "To think that you're from Sweden as well. Not only that, the villain as well. Seems like more Swedish people are coming here lately huh." The elevator stopped suddenly as they reached the tenth floor. Walking slightly down the hallway was Astrid's apartment. "This is the apartment where you'll be staying. Clear view over a big part of the city, quite big and luxurious. It has two bedroom, shower, bath. Pretty much everything you need with a bit more. In case you need anything just let me know, there's a phone connected to my ear piece in the bedroom. I believe that should be everything otherwise."

Nodding absently to Oscar's question Astrid was simply taking in the apartment, it was very nice, and the view was useful. turning back to the man she answered "Yes that should be all for now, I was told my belongings would be delivered soon so that should fine. I think that's all for but thank you for escorting me, I'm glad to be out of the heat" Saying this Astrid adjusted her bikini top so she could cool off her chest. "that should be all for now I think"

Noting that Astrid had everything she needed Oscar dug into his pocket. Pulling out a key which he threw to Astrid. "You truly dislike the heat, this is the key for the apartment and the house itself. Feel free to explore and do as you please.. Please don't break anything though." He walked away with chuckling. It was him who was supposed to pick up her things as well, so while Astrid could relax in the apartment he headed up to the roof and took flight yet again. He headed towards the hero association building which was closest, which is where her belongings had been sent. Picking up her items rather quickly as he just wanted to relax he started to head back. Soaring through the sky with her bag of things tucked closely to his chest. It had taken him a solid fifteen minute just to reach the place, five minutes inside as he picked up the belongings. This of course meant that it would take him another fifteen to twenty minutes to get back to the apartment with her belongings.

After Oscar left, Astrid spent a couple of minutes exploring and taking in her apartment, but shortly after she decided to have a shower. Not bothering to close the bathroom door because she was alone Astrid undressed entirely before getting into the shower and turning on the water to very cold temperature. Oscar was wrong about her disliking the heat, she simply hated how easily she began to sweat and the sweat itself bothered her, but she enjoyed having cold showers, they sucked away any of the flights aches and pains. She was in the shower for maybe twenty five minutes before she turned off the tap and exited the shower. Standing in front of the open bathroom door wet and naked Astrid first went about drying her hair, she put her arms above and behind her head and started toweling off her head.

Oscar landed on the roof smoothly, after all. This time he wasn't carrying another person. He slowly made his way inside, going down the elevator. Reaching the fifteenth floor he wondered what Astrid was up to. He didn't really think she would be in any unwelcoming fashion so he entered without knocking. Though as he entered the apartment and walked around the corner shouting after Astrid his jaw dropped. She was standing on front of a mirror completely naked, with her hands holding a towel, making sure to dry her hair. His nose started bleeding from the emotional turmoil he was having. Truly a voluminous woman standing there. He knew he was in the wrong, though it took him a few seconds to regain his composure before he closed his eyes and turned around. "I.. I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd be naked. It's my fault. Please forgive me. I have your belongings, I'll just leave them right here." Completely stiff he put down the bag before he started to head towards the door. "I'll be in my own apartment down the hallway, if you need anything just let me know. Once again I'm sorry." He started to walk out, his body completely stiff.

With a cold and reserved face Astrid continued toweling herself off as she answered "Oh no, that's fine...no need to apologize" Her tone was dead and had a cold edge, but was otherwise sickly sweet. She waited for him to leave before she started getting dressed. Feeling self conscious for a second Astrid put on a full beige coat and some gloves, of course she only wore underwear underneath so she wouldn't sweat. Making her way over to Oscar's apartment as she had been directed she found it and knocked on the door waiting for Oscar to answer.

Oscar had just sat down to relax, right as he heard the knocks from Astrid. He felt a great sense of danger, yet he couldn't ignore it. Standing up he made his way over to his door, opening it he saw Astrid standing there. She didn't wear much more than a coat, gloves which was all Oscar could see. Almost as if a beast was inhabiting Astrid's body, Oscar could feel the anger behind her face. "Y.. You need anything? Mrs. Astrid?" He stuttered slightly from the terrifying aura she presented.

Astrid was seething in rage, and when Oscar opened the door her restraint broke like cardboard. Seeing the angry expression on her face Oscar tried to explain why he saw her naked "There's and extremely good reason for tha-" Before he could even finish the last word let alone the sentence Astrid had struck out with her right fist. It seemed almost slow-motion as her gloved fist hit Oscar's cheek causing it to ripple before her fist carried on and his his jaw. As Oscar's head rocketed sideways from the blow it was clear to see the blow had knocked him unconscious as his eyes were pure white and blood was dripping from between his teeth.

Astrid stood there for a moment, watching the unconscious form of Oscar slump on the floor outside his door. "Humph!" Astrid toned as she turned around, satisfied with her work and made her way back to her apartment to unpack her stuff.

Oscar saw Astrid's fist soar towards him, despite being able to see it he wasn't capable of reacting in time. It was an instant knock out for him. His sight faded into darkness alongside his mind. Waking up later, he realized that quite some time had passed. The sunset was visible through his window, casting a yellow gloom over the room. Rising to his feet he nearly slipped with his hands, it was a puddle of blood making it slippery. His nose had been hurt during the impact of Astrid's fist. He spent nearly an hour cleaning, making sure to get rid of every speck of blood. Whilst cleaning his mind couldn't help but wonder, "are all other Swedish heroes like her? Wasn't even my fault! I'm Swedish and I've never experienced such a hero either! Absolute savage!"