Interview With Biana Vacker

Guide:

**Bold- Mr. Forkle, aka interviewer**

Not bold- Biana, aka interviewee

*Italics- Dex Dizznee*

\*camera person\* - camera person

Hi! I'm Biana Vacker, Sophie's resident best girl friend and member of Team Valiant, so I'M HIGHER IN THE NOBILITY THAN FITZ!!!! That's my biggest accomplishment. Like, ever. Ok, maybe not my biggest- fighting Vespera was pretty big, and witnessing the Great Gulon Incident...

**Alright, Biana, time for the questions.**

Fun!! Hit me with your toughest.

**Well, these are just to get to know you. Describe your relationship with Sophie Foster?**

Ooh, cool! That's easy. She's my best gal-pal. She tells me...well, not really everything. She only started telling me things once I was in Team Valiant, and even then, she rarely tells me things...

But that doesn't matter!!

You want a history? I'm sure you do.

So, I met Sophie in Year Two. I was just told to be friends with her, because she was the new human girl, blah blah blah, she knew Fitz, blah blah blah. But then she wanted to be friends-friends, not just "oh-tell-me-around-the-school-and-I'll-forget-about-you-in-two-seconds" friends. So, I invited her over to play Base Quest, but she teamed up and basically beat everyone around her by using her ability. So, she teamed up with Fitz, and they went all Cognate-o - even when they weren't Cognates yet. And it was like she was using me to get to Fitz, so, I got mad.

Turns out, she did like Fitz.

BUT! She still wanted to be friends with me!

So, yeah, I let her stay with me. We've fought through thick and thin, and I know she gets annoyed when I bring out my dresses and sparkles and makeup.

But, I literally said this: "Is that my dress?" to Sophie the first year I met her.

So, I know she likes them secretly. :)

**Alright Miss Vacker. Moving on. Talk about your ability as a Vanisher.**

Oh, I LOVE my ability. It's awesome. I can sneak up on Fitzphie while they're going all Cognates and they don't even KNOW. I can sneak anywhere, and everywhere, and so even though Sophie doesn't tell me anything, I still know everything.

But I never sneak up when Fitzphie's going all cray-cray. Nope, that ain't me.

Though I \*do\* ship them...even if it's my best friend and my brother.

\*shiver\*

Because Keefe's CUTE. Ok? Get it? No, I don't like-like him. That goes to...someone else.

*Me?*

Dex!!! Get out of here!!!

**Um....Mr. Dizznee...**

*Oh, hi Mr. Forkle!!*

**Hello Dex. You kids these days, never respect privacy.**

Dex, how did you even get in here?

*Eh, just used my skills to bypass the security. Bye!!*

See? This is what I mean! Vanishers and Technopaths can basically sneak anywhere. So can Shades, but...

**Um, Ms. Vacker, I'm getting a little...**

Oh, is the Forklenator getting uncomfortable? That's fine, we can move on. What's next?

**Thank you. What is your biggest accomplishment?**

Didn't I already say this one?

**Yes, but I need to include it in this interview for some reason. You kids.**

Alright, alright, sheesh!

So...hmm. My biggest accomplishment. Well, kicking my brother's butt in Base Quest was pretty awesome. And kicking my other brother's butt when we found out he was in the Neverseen was pretty awesome too. But definitely the fact that I was part of the nobility. When my parent's found out that it was happening, they were so proud, it was awesome.

**Alright. Well. This next one is...can we skip this?**

\*camera person\*: No, I need all of them.

**Can you ask it?**

\*camera person\*: No, Mr. Forkle.

**Fine. Biana, what is your \*gulp\* matchmaking status?**

Me? Oh, I haven't gotten my lists yet. I'm registered though! I just want to wait, I'm not ready to settle down quite yet. Or, ever.

**And who do you hope to be on the lists?**

Um...do I have to say that?I

**Yes.**

Um...tamordex

**Sorry? Can you repeat that?**

tamordex

**LOUDER MISS VACKER**

TAM OR DEX!!!!!

***Did I hear my name?***

No. No, you did not, Tam.

*I heard mine...*

SHUSH!!! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!! FALL IN A PILE OF ALICORN POOP!!

**Mr. Song, Mr. Dizznee, please leave.**

***Why? Is there something you're not telling us?***

*Cmon...please?*

\*camera person\*: How did they get in here AGAIN??

**I don't know. I'm sorry Miss Vacker.**

You should be.

**I know.**

I'm leaving now. Goodbye everyone!!! Sparkles and makeovers are awesome!!! So are my scars!! So is the Black Swan!! Kinda...they never tell us anything.

**Thank you, Miss Vacker.**

You're welcome, Forklenator!

**\*facepalm\* You kids.**