A Main Character

## Quotes

"*Hold My Coat Lenny!*" ~Many Episodes

"*The world doesn't treat us right, so why should we treat it any different*" ~S3EP1

"*He-Hey Everybody its me John Johnson The Alien Hunter Fanatic, Today we are gonna be hunting some aliens aint that right?!*" ~Most Episodes

"*You can never have enough lighter fluid Le-Pecky*!" ~S2EP3

"*After all that story shit is over, we can finally hunt some aliens!*" ~S2EP10

## Character Overview

### Aliases

John JohnsonJim Jones

Boss

Pally

Moses

### Relatives

Jim Johnson (Father)Voltron (Mother)

Sarah Johnson (Sister)

### Affiliation

TSAHAR.A.P.E

Jewish Church

South Line PD

Weinersnickel Society

## Appearances

### Appears in

ChroniclesS1

S2

S3

Extended Universe

### Debut

Alien Hunter Chronicles: Nam

Star of the show John Johnson was born to a poor man named Jim Johnson and 80,000 prostitutes that then formed into one mega prostitute Voltron that gave birth to him on October 28th 1998. During his younger years John was a very special child who loved to run around and explore outside of his special ed classroom. One day while running through the park on June 3rd 2008 an alien by the name of Jimbo the Bimbo ran by and necked John which angered him so much too the point where he went into a spiraling depression for the next 5 years he then knew it was time for revenge. For the next 7 years John looked up to one the greatest of all alien hunters of all time Le Dude, who has caught the most aliens out of any hunter in the TSAHA (Top Secret Alien Hunters Association). John looked over the techniques of the great master, then joined the TSAHA as a rookie and was trained by the great Le Dude himself. After only three years of training John Johnson was granted the rank of alien hunter fanatic and was assigned to his first apprentice Kung Ling, they went on numerous adventures with one another and grew a very strong bond. On June 19th 2056, The Meat Wars erupted and took the world by storm. The legendary war hero and resistance leader Rooster went to war against The Angular Union, Kung and John volunteered to join the resistance and fought along side the likes of Rooster, Scroob, and The Great Bohito as they pushed the rectangles back to their main installation in Freeburn (Modern Day Kentucky). January 23rd 2061, Rooster and the remaining resistance rushed the Angular Citadel hungry and outnumbered only to have Kung Ling fall in battle. As John and The Great Bohito slayed thousands of rectangles, Rooster rushed the complex but was killed by General Issac Wallace which outraged people everywhere causing everybody to rush the citadel and win the war on February 2nd 2061. John Johnson and The Bohito won many medals and were highly commended for their wartime efforts and were sent home, from that point forward John and Bohito promised to always have each other backs no matter what, even declaring a soul bond. John returned and continued hunting aliens by himself and made enough money too set up his own compound and continue his alien hunting for many years. On November 22nd 2087, The Bean Wars begun, John again volunteered because Bohito demanded he "go through with the soul bond thing". The Bean Wars lasted many years because of the fact The Beans reproduce faster than you can kill them but they were finally pushed back to their hideout where The Great Bohito had his teeth kicked out by their strongest fighter Captain Noodles but John defeated him. The Bean Wars was won on October 12th 2094 and was the last war in recent history. John again left and continued alien hunting but then got a new intern, his "old" friend PeckyTHEPidgeon.

## Abilities and Powers

Alien Hunting is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural, John knows this better than anyone being that fastest pupil to every graduate the TSAHA. He is extremely skilled in the net hunting and fighting form and has even developed his own highly technical styles as well as learned old forgotten ones to slip up his opponents. He is not "trained" in hand to hand combat but he has enough experience in war too hold his own against most unskilled enemies and goons. He is strangely a skilled chemist, concocting his own line of drugs and alcohol during wartime making quite the pretty penny, such drugs include Lemophil, Princodon, and his own recreational mix Johnonol. He also has a strange yet strong connection to a "spirit realm" bordering our current dimension, probably through the drugs he produces.

### **Notable Techniques**

**-Net Form B:** One of the first default net techniques taught to beginners in the TSAHA, with heavy focus on overpowering your opponent with very heavy and aggressive attacks. John was instructed to drop this beginning technique to focus on "better ones" but John was never one for listening, instead he not only kept doing this technique nearly exclusively but he expanded on it making it one of the most overpowering net forms to go against whilst fighting John.

**-Force Unleashed Style:** A style invented by John Johnson mimicking the backwards lightsaber technique from Starkiller in the video game Star Wars The Force Unleashed.

**-Net Throw:** It basically self explanatory what this technique is but, he just throws his net there is no technical advantage to this one at all.

**-Pea Shooter:** The official sidearm of the Net Type Alien Hunter the pea shooter is a small, light, and concealable sidearm designed as a backup just incase the hunter cannot resolve their issues with their net, imagine.

**-Ass Sagg:** He simply drops his pants to his ankles and begins to chase the other individual usually making them extremely uncomfortable, the only weakness behind this technique is when they are not uncomfortable sending John in the other direction.

**-Gergarian Fencing:** John spent some time in the ancient lands of Gergaria, where he learned some new fighting techniques from the locals to get a tactical edge on opponents. They told him to never use the techniques for offense but did anyway.

**-Hold my Coat:** When John knows that there will be a rough confrontation ahead he will look to Lenny and ask him to hold his coat implying that there will be a serious scuffle ahead. Lenny always takes his coat because he has nothing better to do.

## Outfit

In earlier episodes John usually wore very strictly a black "blue man group" shirt with blue jeans and his signature green hat that he got from his father and some crocs. As the seasons go on he deviates more and more from his original style eventually sporting a kiss shirt, black shorts, and varying "coats" changing in color nearly every season.