Midnight Zoom Call

## Chapter 1: Welcome

\*Jurger Connects\*

Laser Spike: Hello jurger, how are you doing on this fine night

Jurger: Today was so annoying, everyone kept hogging the traffic

Kyle Brofvloski: Damn, that has to suck

Kenny McCromick \*Muffled\*: Yeah

Chocolate Freind: Yeah, but now we are all here, lets watch some funny vids from my screen share

Bill Jensen: But make it christan freindly ok?

Chocolate Freind: Hey i'm not like you billy, we can handle memes really good

Bill Jensen: My name is not billy, lets get that straight

Fry Guy: Lets just watch the funny vids

Red: Yeah lets go

Potatop: Ha! that guy is such an idiot

Chocolate Freind: Yeah what a dumbass!

Eric Cartman: That guy looks like stupid jew kyle

Kyle Brofvloski: Shut your mouth fatherless!

\*Everyone laughs at cartman that he's fatherless\*

\*Eric Cartman Starts Crying\*

Stan Marsh: Fuck you cartman!

Yellow Basketball: Lets just continue as he cries like a 3 month old

Trackball: Yeah but i do gotta admit, that was funny as fuck

Jurger: Wait! why did your screen go black all of a sudden?

???:Hello you boys

Laser spike:Huh???

Jurger: What the hell just happend

Kyle Brofvloski: There is a 9th person in the call now? what the fuck?

Kenny McCromick \*Muffled\*: It seems like they have their screen blacked out

Chocolate Freind: Can you show yourself please?

\*it reveals a girl getting tied up to a chair with her mouth and eyes taped and a man wielding an axe getting ready to hit her\*

Bill Jensen: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Chocolate Freind: Hello?

\*Her Head explodes of her as he hits her with the axe\*

Fry Guy: YO WHAT THE FUCK!!

Laser spike:HE'S A MURDERER!!!

Laser spike: WHAT THE-

Fry Guy: WHAT WAS THAT

Jurger: Whoever this "Vince" Guy is must be playing some illegal videos right now

Trackball: Agreed

Eric Cartman: What?

Eric Cartman: OH MY GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL IS THAT

Potatop: I can't dissconect him!

Red: Same!

Fry Guy: neither i can stop his video!

Bill Jensen: This is a very sinful video!

Laser spike: Is it just me or does anyone else is getting deja vu?

Fry Guy: What do you mean laser spike

\*Flashback to MOM\*

Laser spike: who is that man?

Fry Guy: Is that a live person tied up?

Blueberry: Is that an axe?

\*cuts to static\*

Laser Spike: Bill jenson where did you find this weird tape?

Bill Jenson: I don't know, it was on the floor!

Red: Of course chris griffin

Bill Jenson! MY NAME IS NOT CHRIS GRIFFI-

Seth Rogen Donkey Kong: Wait Guys, What is does that say it's in hebrew

Fry Guy: I think it's something along the lines off: "WE DON'T DESERVE THIS"

Bill Jensen: Wow! i'm surpised you know hebrew!

Fry Guy: Yeah, I've been doing classes

Laser Spike: This is scary

Red: So now what?

Hologram: Ok, i'm very upset right now

Urinal: Yeah, we need to get to the bottom of this

\*Back to the present\*

Fry Guy:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Fry Guy: I remember now!

Red: Yeah same

Laser Spike: Mhm

Bill Jensen: Oh yeah but this one is ALOT Diffrent

Fry Guy: Yeah, but it wasnt cut and blood splatterd everywhere

Bill Jensen: Right

Red: Absolutely Right

Bill Jensen: Yeah yes

Laser Spike: Wait guys vince is playing another video

Fry Guy: Wait! this is starting to become strangely connected to the time we went to the musuem! cause he has that same red chainsaw!

Laser Spike: Your right!

\*insert more graphic deaths here\*

Laser Spike: Eh, they are just trying to hard to be scary now

Jurger: Yeah, this is just gore now

Kyle Brofvloski: Yeah, they arent even trying anymore

Kenny McCromick \*Muffled\*: Yeah

???: \*Sends something in chat\*

Chocolate Freind: Wait! He sended us a phone number

Bill Jensen: Who should call it?

Chocolate Freind: Fine ill call it then...

\*CF Dials the phone number\*

\*This starts playing\*

Fry Guy: Holy crap what is happening!

Potatop: What did he just dial?

Chocolate Fountain: Hey guys im back and what is this?

Eric Cartman: I have no clue!

Kyle Brofvloski: He dialed in some phone number!

\*Chocolate Freind starts mashing buttons\*

Yellow Basketball: Are you still here CF?

\*Chocolate Fountain Screams and disconnects\*

Trackball: We need to get into the bottom of this

Jurger: Yes

\*Jurger Also screams revealing a shadow person is kidnapping him too and disconnects\*

Laser Spike: I can't Leave!

Kyle Brofvloski: Neither can I!!

Kenny McCromick \*Muffled\*: Were fucked!

Laser spike:Grimace? we are gonna need that shake? .... Oh, wait he's probably dead

Potatop: Dude, You do realize that two people have ben kidnapped and your making it a joke with todays trend

Bill Jensen: Yes this is very face plamming

Laser Spike: Whatever

Yellow Basketball: Yeah, and this story is about zoom calls not grimace

Eric Cartman: Really, did you really have to break the 4th wall like that

Fry Guy yeah man that was just unnecessary

Eric Cartman: Wait! someone is at the door!

\*Disconnects\*

Fry Guy: What is happening?

Laser spike: WE ARE NEXT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

## Chapter 2: Wakey Wakey...

Laser Spike; Huh?

Kyle Brofvloski: Where are we?

Kenny McCromick \*Muffled\*: Some sort of maze i think

Bill Jensen: Lets go and get out!

Chocolate Freind; Guys! it's not a maze! its an illusion

Eric Cartman: We need to get out of here!

Kyle Brofvloski: Good call let's go

Stan Marsh: Let's get out of here now!

\*All find their way out\*

Laser spike: Hey mr writer man stop being lazy and write something original!

Writer: You do realize I have the power to do anything right?

Laser Spike: What do you mean?

Writer: I can do things like this!

Laser Spike: Wait! wasn't i supposed to say something?

Laser Spike: No seriously stop

Laser Spike: STOP IT

Laser Spike: STOP!!!!!

Writer: Fine! lets just fucking continue with the damn story

Laser spike: Yeesh

## Chapter 3: meme man

???: MEMES

Stan Marsh: Aw dude! what was that!

Meme Man: Hello

Kyle Brofvloski: Who even are you?

Meme Man: The reason i kidnapped you is just i wanted some partners to play some awesome duos with me

Chocolate Fountain: Lets go!

Meme Man: i am also stacked with snacks like sour patch oreos and cheetos

Bill Jensen: This is exciting lets play duos 1v1

\*They play duos\*

Laser spike: What is the game?

\*Meme man laughs\*

Kyle Brofvloski: Oooookay then? are you going to specify?

Meme Man: my new game don't wak up the bebe, if you do, then your elimitated

Kenny McCromick: What the fuck do you mean?

Chocolate Friend: What's the plot?

Meme Man: Were you have to be silen as posible and no wak up the bebe, if you make a silen noise no happen if you make slight no happen either but be me quielent but if super fuckin hyper real noise elimitated, it a multiplayer gam and the limit us 120102103010201020102102 player

Bill Jensen: Pretty weird description but ok at least there is no sins

Laser spike:Ok

\*game starts\*

Bill Jensen: Lets start this game...

14th: Jurger

13th: Trackball

12th: Bill Jensen

11th: Chocolate Freind

10th: Kyle Brofvloski

9th: Kenny McCromick

8th: Fry Guy

MERGE

7th: Eric Cartman

6th: Potatop

5th: Red

4th: Chocolate Fountain

3rd: Stan Marsh

2nd: Yellow Basketball

1st: Laser Spike

\*all fourteen fall in a portal\*

## Chapter 4: card wars

Yellow Basketball: Was that even a game?

Chocolate Fountain: I have no clue but look where we are right now, we are in this strange world

Laser spike:Look over there, wait are those cards?

\*footsteps are heard\*

Potatop: Huh?

Laser spike: Huh who are you?

???: Hello

\*all look confused\*

???: Nice

Laser spike:Who are you?

Rob: Rob

Laser spike: Ok Rob what game are we going to play?

\*Rob takes a deep breath\*

Rob: I don't feel like playing games

Laser spike: where are we?

Red: I don't know

Rob: Here I'm just going to open this door for you can go back to reality, i don't know why you're even here anyway

## Chapter 5: Ending the meeting

Laser spike:Where are we now?

Red:I also do not know

Fry Guy; There is a light portal, lets go guys

\*all enter the portal\*

Laser spike:Quick! End the meeting!

\*All end the meeting\*

Fry Guy: Quick! shoot the camera that has been recording us as we speak with a shotgun!

\*Shoots\*

The End