recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Joseph Dark Souls III

**Joseph Dark Souls III** (also known as The Ghost of Dark Souls Past) is a demon born thousands of eons ago.

## Personal Life

Joseph Dark Souls III has been killed millions of times, mostly by invaders. He calls invaders "Big Old Meanie Pants."

His name is actually pronounced "Joseph Dark Souls The Third." He is not officially affiliated with the game 'Dark Souls III.'

## Dietary Habits

Joseph Dark Souls III mostly eats ectoplasm.
Wendy from Peter Pan

**Wendy from Peter Pan** is a girl who likes to fly everywhere, even when walking would suffice.

## Personal Life

Wendy's mother tells her that every time she flies, it takes ten years off her lifespan. She's flown 60 times already, but her total projected lifespan is one trillion years so it's not that pressing. Still, she figures she shouldn't fly too often.

Wendy tries to go to the grocery store, but they don't allow her (or any flying people) in, because she would always knock over all the stacked bottles and cans by flying all around the store.
Mancubus

**Mancubus** is a big man-demon with two rocket launchers on his arms.

## Personal Life

When Mancubus appears in the Doom games, they always dub over his voice to make him sound scarier. His normal voice is very squeaky and timid. Every rocket that Mancubus shoots has been kissed by him, so when you get shot by one of his rockets it's like getting kissed.

Mancubus also says he 'makes men', though the method by which he does this is not known.
Nick Zaxby

**Nick Zaxby** is a Private Eye and a Secret Agent and a Secret Eye. BUT NOT A PRIVATE AGENT! He hasn't gotten his certification for that yet.

## Career

Zaxby also owns a chicken restaurant. He actually creates chickens from scratch in a petri dish, by putting in a feather, some manure, and one single grain of salt. This then turns into a living chicken, which he serves at his restaurant. It's the only restaurant he knows of where they serve customers live chickens.
Wallet Johnson

**Wallet Johnson** is a man with a used car dealership / umbrella emporium.

## Career

Everything Johnson sells has a wallet design to it. The umbrellas has has on offer have magic spells assigned to them so they can fit into a wallet. You put money into the wallet every time you want to actually remove the umbrella, and that money gets transported back to Johnson so he can make dividends. He sells used cars as well, but they're not regular cars, they're Matchbox cars. He's thinking of expanding the store to sell frozen yogurt as too.
Notebook Jerry

Jerry doesn't understand machines. That's why he uses a notebook.

**Notebook Jerry** is a man with a notebook in his backpack at all times. When he writes in the notebook, it gives people ice cream.

## Personal Life

Notebook Jerry's notebook causes ice cream to drop down onto whoever's name has been written in its pages, no matter what they're doing or where they are in the world. If the person is indoors, then ice cream falls onto the roof of the building they're in. If they're out in the real world, it falls from the sky and hits them on the head. Then they can scoop the ice cream off the top of their heads and eat it. Still counts as free ice cream right?
Octagonia Jerome

**Octagonia Jerome** runs a Fortune 500 company. The only thing bigger than his belt buckle is the second belt buckle he puts on top of it.

## Personal Life

Have you ever seen the way Octagonia Jerome makes Apple Strudel? It's the best. But if you want to get some, you'll have to pass Jerome's "10 Trials of the Strudel." That's very important, because if you don't have the physical and mental capacity to outlast his tests, then the strudel he creates will be so glorious that it will melt your body and mind simultaneously.

## Dietary Habits

Octagonia keeps a giant drum full of gravy in his home. Sometimes he likes to bathe in it, but mostly he pulls out gravy with a ladle and drink from it. He doesn't want you to question why he drinks from the drum he bathes in. He'd rather you ask why he's allowing all the dogs in the neighborhood to drink out of the drum.

For food, he exclusively eats eagles. He has a cowboy hat that's like a big fishhook, going upwards and then curving downwards. This allows him to fork eagles right out of the sky for his dinner.

## Appearances

* 10/17/18 [watch clip]
* 03/06/19 [watch clip]
* 03/08/19 [watch clip]
Tracker Keeper

**Tracker Keeper** is a person who sits inside of your backpack and keeps loose leaf paper inside, but they also can track how many footsteps you've taken.

## Personal Life

Tracker Keeper describes themselves as a Fitbit, but with front and back covers. What you don't know about them though, is that they tap dance in their office after hours. Among trapper keepers, Tracker Keeper is the best tap dancer of all time.
Underwater Ulysses S. Alexander

**Underwater Ulysses S. Alexander** is a man who lives underwater and likes to eat sandwiches by disintegrating them and breathing in their particles.

## Dietary Habits

Alexander makes 17 sandwiches (at unknown intervals) and leaves them underwater for 7 years. These sandwiches become so soggy that they turn into particles, and since Alexander lives underwater, he just breathes in the particles. That's how he eats.

## Personal Life

Alexander also likes to grow plants above the water, but he can't see them so he has to hire someone to maintain them for him. He hopes they're doing alright.
Sniper Rifle Randy

Not pictured: Randy's sniper rifle

**Sniper Rifle Randy** is a sentient sniper rifle that operates sniper rifles.

## Personal Life

In order to use a sniper rifle, Randy sits upright and holds another sniper rifle, putting his scope up to the other sniper's scope and fires. This ultra-zooms everything and makes it so he can't really see what he's shooting at.

## Dietary Habits

Randy doesn't need food because he's a sentient gun, but he does need love and recognition from people who love and appreciate his work.
Ocean Waves Jeremy Jackson

Pictured: 1/10000000 portion of this character's face

**Ocean Waves Jeremy Jackson** is a sentient ocean. He appears in almost every video game. He talks weirdly because he's made out of water.

## Depictions

His favorite depiction of water is how he looks in Assassin's Creed Origins- he thinks they captured his good side.

## Catchphrases

> The Ocean Waves Jeremy Jackson is my name! Sinkin' ships and summoning krakens is my game!
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## Personal Life

Ocean Waves Jeremy Jackson likes to take long strolls on the beach. He's not sure whether or not that's a pun.
Stopwatch Johnson

**Stopwatch Johnson** lives in an insane asylum. He says he can be held by no straight-jacket, even though he's currently being held by a straight jacket.

## Personal Life

Stopwatch Johnson has made 50 'stool pigeons' in his room, and that's not a euphemism for making a poopy in the potty. It's a euphemysm for making a poopy outside the potty. He can't take off his straight jacket to make a poopy, so he just does it in his pants. No one has come into his room to change him, and it sounds like everyone is groaning out there- Johnson is fairly certain that the zombie apocalypse has happened outside his cell, and everyone just forgot to let him out.

## Catchphrases

> "Every minute that I waste is 60 seconds wasted, but every minute spent wisely is 80 seconds spent wisely."
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## Appearances

* 11/01/18 [watch clip]
* 03/15/19 [watch clip]
Post Office

## The Post Office

**The Post Office** is a sentient building that creates all the letters that have ever been sent to anyone.

## Personal Life

The way that The Post Office makes letters is he bakes a cake, which comes out of the oven as a letter. Then he forges the signature, and sends it to the unsuspecting human recipient. He puts tracking devices in the letters that he sends, so he can know where everyone lives. You might say he already knows where everyone lives, because he has to have their address to send the letters. Wait, yeah, you're right. Why does he use the tracking devices? Now he has to rethink his whole life!
Solar System Orlon Alex James Jefferson

**Solar System Orlon Alex James Jefferson** is a sentient solar system full of planets. He's seen everything there is to see, except he's never seen someone who could love him in the way a solar system needs to be loved.

## Personal Life

You won't believe the kinds of things he's seen. He's seen men go out to their workplace and go home. He's seen dogs go to a fire hydrant and pee on it. He's seen mountains sitting there forever. The kinds of things that will blow your mind.
Lampmaster Jonas

**The Lampmaster Jonas** is an evil lampmaster.

## Personal Life

The Lampmaster Jonas is currently looking for Lampmaster Jerrily Jones so he can silence him. The Lampmaster Jonas is an evil lampmaster who wants to silence Jones because he grew up watching Teletubbies for his whole life- 40 years of Teletubbies. He's never even heard of any other pop culture property in his lifetime. It's not clear exactly how this led to him being an evil lampmaster, but that's the explanation he gave.

## Dietary Habits

He eats brimstone and drinks fire and poops... well, regular poop. But he eats brimstone and drinks fire, isn't that enough for you?
Left Pinky of Nick

Note: Image is mirrored

**The Left Pinky of Nick** is very tiny and likes to move around and sometimes grip controllers. He wishes Nick would sometimes ask his opinion on which buttons to press. He gets upset about how little he gets to press buttons during video games.

## Personal Life

The Left Pinky of Nick has killed hundreds of people, but in a court case it was proven that Nick was not responsible, because the Left Pinky goes wherever he wants. Nick has killed way more horses in video games than The Left Pinky of Nick has killed people though, and the Left Pinky seems to take solace in that statistic.

## Appearances

* 10/09/18 [watch clip]
* 11/06/18 [watch clip]
Lollipop Johnson

**Lollipop Johnson** ironically does not like lollipops, but eats Skittles instead. May also have a secret dark past.

## Personal Life

Johnson's mother was a lollipop and his father was a Snickers bar, and he doesn't want you to ask about the logistics of this because that's gross. He doesn't eat lollipops because of his mother- he could never kill another lollipop because he'd never forgive himself.

## Poop

He poops out candy canes, which hurts because they're rigid objects.
Mushroom Lady Severus

**Mushroom Lady Severus** is always cooking up mushrooms and making weird noises. She appears in the game Let It Die. She works at Foot Locker, which is not depicted in the video game.

## Catchphrases

She likes to make weird noises like:

> "Ohwhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa"
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## Employment

Due to her tattoos, Mushroom Lady Severus looks like the employee of a Foot Locker store, which is convenient. She doesn't need to wear clothes at work because her skin already looks exactly like the standard issue uniform.

Mushroom Lady Severus has been reprimanded at work for bringing in her mushrooms and leaving them in her locker. At Foot Locker they only have regular lockers where the employees to store their things. She thinks they should have employees store things in a footlocker. They won't let her give any more suggestions on how to run their business though, because they're already mad at her for the mushroom incident stinking up the whole locker room. Those knaves don't deserve her! She's currently planning a coup to take over Foot Locker.
Shotgun Shotty Shaun

**Shotgun Shotty Shaun** is a man who uses a shotgun, but only at the most inopportune moments. Like right now- KAPOWEY! Oh no, he just hit a penguin by accident.

## Personal Life

Shaun lives in the African Sahara desert, where penguins are rampant. There's some weird global shift going on. They have lots of penguins, moose, and antlers (which have become their own animal). Shaun lives in the year 17,005, from which he sent a transmission through time and space to tell us about his life.
Jonathan the Spider Enthusiast

**Jonathan the Spider Enthusiast** keeps a collection of spiders in vials. He currently owns 7000 spiders and counting. He is the most wanted man in America, though nobody is sure why. Not to be confused with Jonathan the Spider Eater or Jonathan the Spider.

## Collection

In addition to his collection of spiders, Jonathan has a collection of 75 bees as well. He makes his spider collection fight his bee collection. Because he has 7,000 spiders and 75 bees, all his bees are now currently dead.

## Dietary Habits

Jonathan eats all the dead bees that are killed by his spiders. He now calls himself "Jonathan the Bee Eater"
Sunglasses Johnson

Johnson receiving a new pair of sunglasses

**Sunglasses Johnson** wears useless, invisible sunglasses.

## Sunglasses

His sunglasses are so dark that he can't even see through them. When he takes his sunglasses off he can theoretically see, but the shock blinds him so it ends up the same.

## Personal Life

When Johnson's sunglasses are on, he sees the entire movie of the John Cusack classic, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. He refuses to hear people tell him John Cusack didn't appear in that movie, because when he watches it Cusack is playing every role.

## Dietary Habits

Every day he eats 75 oranges and 53 carrots, only because he needs to keep up his potassium levels, though he doesn't actually know what's in an orange. He likes oranges, and doesn't want you to judge him for that.

## Filmography

You might know him from the hit film Goodburger. He was in the background.

## Appearances

* 09/24/18
* 10/07/18 [watch clip]
* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 11/08/18 [watch clip]
Souls Series

The **Souls** series (ソウルシリーズ *Sōru shirīzu*) is a series of action role-playing video games that Nick decided to play for some reason, probably because he hates himself.

**Watch This Playthrough: Souls Series Episodes**

## Games in Playthrough Series

These are the games Nick has played on stream so far:

* Demon's Souls
* Dark Souls
* Dark Souls II
* Bloodborne
Jonathan The First Man Drone

Drone with three of his holographic projected "friends"

**Jonathan The First Man Drone** was the first man to ever live on Jupiter. He did this in the year 4.

## History

In the first three years on Jupiter, there was nobody. Then in the year 4 he sprouted out of the ground, with seeds in his left hand and a tabletop RPG game in his right hand. He has nobody to play with though, so he planted his seeds in the hopes that someone else will grow and play the game with him.
Lizardman Pierre

**Lizardman Pierre** is a Frenchman with an unknown affiliation to lizards.

## Personal Life

Lizardman Pierre has a cigarette in his mouth, which tastes suspiciously like bread. Also, it's brown and doesn't have any tobacco in it. He's beginning to suspect that it's actually a baguette. Where's his cigarette then? He just came from a baguette delivery at an orphanage of children- he hopes he didn't accidentally give them the cigarette instead of the baguettes.
Witch Lady of the Room in Kingdom Hearts 2

**Witch Lady of the Room in Kingdom Hearts 2** is a witch who lives inside of Sora's mouth.

## Personal Life

Witch Lady of the Room in Kingdom Hearts 2 has made her nest inside of Sora's oral cavity. Whenever Sora opens his mouth, Witch Lady blows stinky air all over the place. She's manifested in his teeth and gums, and has given him gingivitis without him even knowing. She's Sora's biggest threat- the silent killer: GINGIVITIS!
Smitty Johnson Werbenjagermanjensen

**Smitty Johnson Werbenjagermanjensen** is a man who likes to click his teeth together loudly. It hurts his head because he's a skull, and his skull vibrates and hurts his teeth.

## Accomplishments

Smitty appears in the Guinness Book of Undersea World Records. He was Number One in three fields:

* #1 at Sleeping
* #1 at Being Dead
* #1 at Eating Popcorn
* #1 at Coin Flipping

## Skills

Smitty Johnson Werbenjagermanjensen has recently shed light on his technique for flipping coins. He can make a coin flip more times in mid-air than any other person on Earth. The way he does this (don't tell the Guinness Book though) is that he flips the coin so high that it goes into space, and can flip infinitely. Then he pulls it back with a string somehow (don't ask him the logistics) and comes back down onto his finger.

## Apearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 03/07/19 [watch clip]
Morcant The Mole Man

**Morcant The Mole Man** is a man who talks out of one side of his mouth, and eats out of the other side.

## Personal Life

Morcant The Mole Man can't open the side of his mouth that he eats from, so he drilled a hole in the side of his cheek and pours ground beef into it through a straw.

Why do they call him the mole man? It's just a nickname. Although, he does live underground, and is a mole, so that could have something to do with it.
Suspenders McGee

**Suspenders McGee** is a man who works on Wall Street and likes to snap his suspenders against his body, even though it severely hurts him. He holds his suspenders tightly, because he's too scared to let anyone in or get intimate with anyone.

## Personal Life

Suspenders McGee works on Wall Steret, but he also works on The Street of Walls. This is a street with no ceilings and no floors, only walls. It's a bottomless void, and when you fall down to the bottom, you come back out the top. There's no escape from The Street of Walls. Suspenders McGee is currently stuck there, and he's been falling 500 times per minute. It's extremely nauseating, and every time he throw up, he falls back through his vomit and it splashes all over him. Someone throw him a rope or something!

## Appearances

* 11/01/18 [watch clip]
* 03/14/19 [watch clip]
Man On A Hook Johnson

**Man On A Hook Johnson** (sometimes known as Man On A Hook Jones) is a man who's been strung up on a big hook by a serial killer.

## Personal Life

Man On A Hook Johnson doesn't let his status get to him though. In the moments he has left, he's been able to reflect on his life and has come to the conclusion that it's very uncomfortable to be strung up by a meat hook. There's a gaping hole in his back, for one thing. So if someone could get him down it would be much appreciated. But you're busy, he understands if you can't.

Man On A Hook Johnson has lived a full life- six whole years. He has Benjamin Button disease. But he doesn't let that get to him either. Man On A Hook Johnson was born with that name, so he always knew, even since being born, how he would end up.
Odrin

**Odrin** is a man caught in a giant spider's web.

## Personal Life

One day Odrin was lost in the woods, and met a nice huntsman who gave him tea and cookies, but then it turned out that huntsman was a giant spider and Odrin just hadn't noticed. So now Odrin is caught in the spider's web, and even when he walks around he has a giant string attached to his back so the spider can pull him back at any time to eat him, or suck his blood, or whatever it wants to do. Because he ate the spider's tea and cookies, he is life-bound to the spider.

Odrin currently lives 5,000 miles away from the spider, across continents, but there's still a string attached to him. Lots of things collide with this string, but it's unbreakable, so it crashes planes and sinks boats and clotheslines people. It's very inconvenient for others.
The Leader of the Bonny Band

The Leader (center) dancing with his bandmates before robbing someone on the side of the road.

## Physical description

### Species

Man

**The Leader of the Bonny Band** is a man who leads a band of misfits, bandits and musicians. 'The Leader' is his actual first name.

## Band

They do everything: parties, kids' birthdays, Bar Mitzvahs. They'll rob you on the side of the road and then charge you money to play at your kid's birthday. They do everything!

The only music they play is really obscure polka- the kind that, if you hear it, you die. So don't invite them to your kid's birthday. Also don't ever talk to them because they'll probably rob and kill you.
Rave Zombie

He's in there somewhere!

**Rave Zombie** is a zombie who goes to raves, but NOT parties. His voice cracks all the time, because his vocal chords are all zombified. He is friends with Party Zombie.

## Personal Life

Most zombies try to stay quiet so they can sneak up and bite somebody, but Rave Zombie brings an air horn with him everywhere he goes. It's reverse psychology. Don't ask him how or why this works though- he's not a scientist, OK?

## Dietary Habits

Rave Zombie's favorite thing to eat is human ears, which is the delicacy of the human body. He sees cartilage as the most sexiest part of a human.
Ladder Master

**Ladder Master** is a man who raises a ladder and lowers a ladder.

## Personal Life

In addition to raising and lowering his ladder, Ladder Master will sometimes turn his ladder sideways. When he does this, all the people have to climb on it sideways and it doesn't even get them anywhere. Sometimes it frustrates him how unimaginative people are about how they use ladders. He suggests that ladders should also go forwards, backwards, sideways, all sorts of directions.

Ladder Master also likes to paint pewter figurines, which he sells on Etsy. They depict little diagonal ladders- his newest topic of research.
Street Crusher Johnny

His face was shriveled permanently from eating too many lemons

**Street Crusher Johnny** is a man with a sledgehammer who destroys all the streets in the town of Silent Hill.

## Personal Life

Street Crusher Johnny also locks all the houses in the town, because he doesn't want anyone to live in the town but him. He doesn't even keep a house for himself, he sleeps on a park bench. One day he went to the grocery store and stuffed all the lemons in his face, shriveling it permanently.
Soundproofed Jones

**Soundproofed Jones** is a man who talks on the other side of soundproofing.

## Personal Life

Ironically, his voice is actually louder because of the soundproofing. He is recognized as the loudest man in the land. Anyone who wants to send a message across the Atlantic comes to him, because he can speak and someone across the ocean can hear him. He charges 500 Orens for the courtesy, because he lives in The Witcher universe.

What most don't know about Soundproofed Jones is that he lives his entire life upside-down. He walks on the ceiling using gravity boots, a one-of-a-kind device of his own invention.

He likes to watch television and voice all the characters himself, but they all end up having high pitched British accents. Most recently he demonstrated his version of Wolverine, who is a fancy lad who likes to eat cookies.

Soundproofed Jones has recently become a being of pure energy, and lives inside soundproofing foam. With this, he has now achieved his primary purpose and can move onto his secondary purpose: to own a used DVD store. Does anyone have any DVDs that he can borrow and then steal to sell at his store? He probably shouldn't have told you about that... Does anyone have any DVDs that he can borrow and then definitely give back?

## Origins

Nick definitely didn't just look onto the other side of his streaming area to come up with the character, it's an original thought.

## Dietary Habits

Jones likes to eat apples, which he has to chop into tiny pieces in order to stick through his hands, which are always covering his mouth.

## Appearances

* 10/10/18 [watch clip]
* 11/01/18 [watch clip]
* 11/08/18 [watch clip]
* 03/04/19 [watch clip]
* 04/03/19 [watch clip]
Witcher Series

**The Witcher** is a series of video games based on some books or bubblegum wrapper comics or something. It involves monsters and men and lots of inter-species relations.

**Watch This Playthrough: The Witcher Series Episodes**

## Games in Series

These are the games Nick has played on stream so far:

* The Witcher
* The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
* The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Snattlerake Jones Johnson

**Snattlerake Jones Johnson** likes to eat rattles and bites like a snake. He is also an esquire.

## Personal Life

Johnson has snake hide boots and a snake hide jacket, and has upholstered all his skin in snake hide. He has a rattle in his body somewhere, but he won't tell you where. That's only for one person to know, and that person is dead. Because Johnson had to kill him.

Snattlerake Jones Johnson has a voice like gravel, and has gravel that sings to him with a voice. His gravel sounds like Tom Jones, and dances like Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. His gravel is in the path in front of his house, but he doesn't let anyone step on it because it hurts the gravel. Don't hurt the gravel!

Snattlerake Jones Johnson goes to the pond every morning to wash all his clothes, but then someone always sneaks in and steals all his clothes. Because his clothes always get stolen, he spends 80% of every day naked. This really causes problems at the law firm where he works.

## Career

Johnson owns a small chain of Texas Barbecue restaurants.

## Appearances

* 11/27/18 [watch clip]
* 03/07/19 [watch clip]
* 03/24/19 [watch clip]
Shaping Waterboy

**Shaping Waterboy** is a fish-man who makes waves in his bathtub.

## Personal Life

When Shaping Waterboy takes a bath, his waves splash all over the tile. He should probably be more careful, but he just can't stop making waves- he has to keep making those ships go up and down, and his goal is to make the ducks fly out of the tub. Also, sometimes the Devil comes out of the bathtub spout and tells him to do bad things. Shaping Waterboy believes that if he makes enough waves, he will prevent the Devil from appearing.

## Dietary Habits

Shaping Waterboy drinks his own bath water for sustenance. He leaves his used water in the tub after a bath, and uses it the next day in his morning tea.
Millicent Orrowind

**Millicent Orrowind** is a man who creates diapers at the diaper factory.

## Personal Life

Millicent Orrowind pre-loads diapers with fecal matter at the factory, so when an infant puts it on, it will immediately have a full diaper. You might ask why a parent would go to the store and buy something like this. It's because Orrowind has brainwashed everyone to buy full diapers so they will go through them faster and need to buy more.

Orrowind also sells real estate, in case you want to buy any. There's LOADS of fecal matter all over the floor at these places, but don't mind that- they're fixer uppers.

## Video Game

M. Orrowind has a video game based on his name, called NFL Street II: How to Play Football Because You Have Never Played Football Before.
Marsha Meatbalington

**Marsha Meatbalington** is a fictional woman made out of 85 meatballs stacked on top of each other, who appears in the NickBot Jones Series of films, portrayed by The Magic Meatball.

## Personal Life

Every time Meatbalington walks down the street, it makes a bunch of goopy meatball sludge around her footsteps.

Her hobby is to make 85 eggs out of papercraft, and then throw them into the sky and let them all float away.

## Acting Career

During one of her movies, though she won't say which, she is secretly playing another character: The Guy From Dark Souls. During the entire movie, her character was actually pretending she was that other character. This has led scholars to conduct further analysis into her performance.
Spooky Sammy

**Spooky Sammy** never, ever does something that isn't spooky. Like this: "BLAGH!" That was spooky right? He is the manager of SpookyTimeTober.

## Personal Life

People tell Sammy that he needs to work on his spooky skills. His parents put a lot of pressure on him by naming him Spooky Sammy. They could have named him Regular Sammy and he could have decided himself whether he wanted to be spooky. As the manager of SpookyTimeTober, people tell him he is good at picking spooky video games. He'd like to change his title to 'Spooky Librarian.'
Seven Eyed Salamander Sephiroth

**Seven Eyed Salamander Sephiroth** is a man who has seven eyes, but they're not all on his face. You'll have to find out where they all are. Muahahahaha! What's that? You don't care where they all are? Well that really thwarts his plans.

## Personal Life

One of Seven Eyed Salamander Sephiroth's eyes is cursed, but three of his eyes are blessed. If you touch one of the blessed ones, you will have Mac and Cheese forever! But the cursed one makes it so you can never have subway sandwiches again. So touch his eyes at your own risk. But not too hard, because it hurts his eyes.
Prospector Sammy Jonathan

**Prospector Sammy Jonathan** enjoys long walks by the beach, and also prospecting. He is the writer and creator of the massively popular Fifty Lines of Chat book series. Not to be confused with Prospecting Johnny or Space Prospectin' Johnny.

## Personal Life

Prospector Sammy Jonathan likes to bite the coins he prospects for, and then realizes they're chocolate so he eats them. He can't make any money from this though, because he eats all his profits. He figures he should prospect himself a new job.

Prospector Sammy Jonathan found a Nintendo Switch controller in a ditch where he was prospecting. Since he lives in the year 1920, this makes the find even more impressive. What does it do? He tried eating it and that didn't turn out well, but he'll keep trying more ideas to find out its use.

## Appearances

* 03/04/19 [watch clip]
* 03/30/19 [watch clip]
Saving Samuel

**Saving Samuel** is the man who controls all of the video game saving. Nick doesn't hang out with him enough, because sometimes he loses his progress.

## Career

If you need to save something, then go to Samuel. If you need to get a will filled out, go to him. If you need someone to chew your breakfast cereal for you and then spit it into your mouth like a mother bird, go to him. But if you need a used car, DO NOT go to him because he doesn't know anything about that. You can go to Cackling Johnny for that, who pays Samuel a commission every time he is referred a sale.
Ladybug Black Mambazo Johnson

Johnson at rest in his native habitat

**Ladybug Black Mambazo Johnson** is a being that likes to eat cookies.

## Personal Life

Johnson likes to sit inside of a pile [sic] of gasoline, rolling around in it and then smoking a cigarette. It hasn't killed her yet, but she's just waiting for the day when something happens.

## Appearances

* 09/24/18
* 11/01/18 [watch clip]
Yui Akamatsu

The group-appointed leader of Colors. Despite her title of "Leader", Yui is timid by nature and usually brings up the rear, gasping for breath, when the Colors dash through town.

## Personality

Although she has a crybaby aspect, she herself is not aware of it and thinks she is a dignified leader. (When told she lacks dignity, Yui begins to cry, insisting tearfully that she is perfectly dignified.) Compared to Sat-chan and Kotoha, she has a well-behaved and polite personality; Yui reacts to scolding with tears when the other Colors ignore it, and objects vocally before following Sat-Chan and Kotoha into areas of the town marked as off-limits. She is spontaneous and sometimes makes harsh remarks to the others, but usually does so with a cheerful demeanor, seemingly unaware she is speaking harshly.

She decided to join the parade and attends her school's Summer Festival in episode 4 (really fun and awesome).

## Appearance

Yui has brunette hair that is tied in a ponytail to the side with a pink hair tie. She has tan black eyes. Her main color is clothes is red and pink. She has five different outfits that she wears day after day.

## Outfits

### Outfit 1

Yui wears a peach pink dress shirt with a yellow star in the middle. The shoulders are shown and she wears a black thin top underneath. She wears white pants and pink sandals with a bow attached to them. On her left wrist lies her hot pink bow bracelet. She also has a white shoulder hand bag with a brown strap.

### Outfit 2

She wears a hot pink dress shirt with white buttons down the middle. Her collar is folded neatly down and her sleeves are a little poofy. She wears midnight blue pants with pale pink sandals with a bow on them. She has green bead barrette on her pigtail.

### Outfit 3

Yui wears a yellow top with one shoulder strap. The yellow top has black stripes on it and she wears a black crop top underneath this outfit. She wears yellow shorts with black stripes and also has black shorts underneath this one too. This outfit is paired with her pale pink high top boots with white colors on the bottom. Her hair is put in cute pigtails with yellow bows.

### Outfit 4

Yui wears a hot pink shirt with blue buttons down the middle and also frills and ruffles. Her collar is white and is almost reaches her shoulders. She wears a pale pink long skirt with pink sandals.

### Outfit 5

Yui wears a peach pink shirt with a green three-leaf clover on it. She wears a white sleeve sweater over this outfit. She wears a light yellow two piece skirt and pink shoes with white linings on it.

## Trivia

* She goes to a different school from Sat-chan and Kotoha. Her school is called Yumen Elementary School(湯門 小学校)
* Yui tries to make puns sometimes, but she is always ignored by the other girls, despite Kotoha stifling laughter every time Sat-Chan attempts the same.
* She has two class mate friends called Hirai-san and Tadokoro-san.
* Yui's "Monster" outfit is a reference to Lum Invader from Urusei Yatsura

* In episode 4 Yui performs the Sansa Odori dance with her school.
Walk Into the Way Wonkie

**Walk Into the Way Wonkie** is a ghost that haunts Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

## Personal Life

Walk Into the Way Wonkie was a protege at the chocolate factory, and was only on the job for three minutes before he accidentally walked into a moving train. He now haunts the factory as a ghost. You may have noticed him in the film You've Got Mail. They don't mention it in the movie, but the entire film actually takes place inside of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, which is so big that you can't even see the walls of it. All of Earth takes place inside of the factory, actually.
Xelthion Jr

He kinda looks like this. Except he has a different face, body, legs, arms, weapons and personality.

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

**Xelthion Jr** is a deleted character from the Kingdom Hearts series.

## Personal Life

Xelthion Jr was removed from the game Kingdom Hearts 17.5. He has a sick tattoo of a llama on his chest, and his weapon of choice is two grim reaper scythes which always accidentally get tangled together. Because he's been the removed, you can only find him in the Japanese version of the Kingdom Hearts 75.3/2 Collection. He was removed from the US version of the remaster collection.
Victor Gotdamn Sullivan

**Victor Gotdamn Sullivan** is a man who eats cigars whole. He doesn't even light them.

## Personal Life

Sullivan does not drive cars. He has taken his driver's test 65 times, and thinks the 66th is going to be the real game-changer.

## Dietary Habits

When Sullivan eats his cigars, he waits until they come out the other end and then he eats them again. He acknowledges that this is disgusting, but hasn't stopped doing it.
Yakuza Series

**Yakuza** is a series of video games about walking around the streets of Tokyo and buying energy drinks in bulk for... reasons.

**Watch This Playthrough: Yakuza Series Playthrough**

## Games in Series

These are the games Nick has played on stream so far:

* Yakuza Kiwami
	+ Yakuza (2005) (partial playthrough leading into Kiwami version)
* Yakuza Kiwami 2
Wirt Aaron Jeremy Jones Johnson

**Wirt Aaron Jeremy Jones Johnson** is a guy with a pointy hat and a cloak. He likes to go on adventures. He's 70 years old, but doesn't look it because he always eats his vegetables.

## Personal Life

Johnson has one giant eyeball with a cornea 7 inches less than a mile large. If he grows it seven more inches, he'll get the Guinness World Record. Right now, he's got the second largest cornea in the land, beaten only by a man whose cornea is one inch less than a mile. Also, he doesn't know what a cornea is.

## Appearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 01/02/19 [watch clip]
Zaibatsu Arnold

**Zaibatsu Arnold** is a man who makes Zaibatsu brand cookies.

## Personal Life

Zaibatsu Arnold sells his cookies in Girl Scout Cookie territory. He's a Gangman of Girl Scout Cookies, making sure that no Girl Scouts are on his turf. He goes to the supermarket and pushes all the Girl Scout out of the way, taking over their tables for his own cookies. He must be stopped, but nobody is brave enough to go up against the Zaibatsu Girl Scout Cookie Mafia.
Shortguy

**Shortguy** is a man who is known for being short, but he's 70 feet tall.

## Personal Life

Shortguy has the proportions of a boy, but is just scaled up really big. CGI is used to make him look like a normal kid. In order to go to the bathroom, he has to use the top part of a volcano. The heat makes it feel like a warmed toilet seat, so he considers it to be one of the perks of his size.
Victor Viking

**Victor Viking** is a man who lives in Minnesota, is an accountant, and is also a viking.

## Personal Life

Victor Viking goes on a boat to steal and pillage and rob, but don't tell his wife and kids that, because he's supposed to be home for dinner. Instead, he's doing the three aforementioned actions, which are not condoned in the state of Minnesota. He never raises his voice, likes to keep cholesterol down, and always eats his Cheerios.
Tomb Raided Mummy

## The Tomb Raided Mummy

**The Tomb Raided Mummy** had his home raided by Lara Croft (Tomb Raider).

## Personal Life

One day The Tomb Raided Mummy was trying to get some sleep, but Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) burst in, blew up all the walls, swinging on vines and everything. It woke The Tomb Raided Mummy up, and he tried to ask "What the heck? Why did you wake me up?" but it came out as a low mummy grunt, and Lara started shooting him. She comes into HIS tomb and starts shooting him? He doesn't appreciate that one bit, and it made him pretty sad. He's in counseling for being traumatized now, and has a lawsuit pending against Lara Croft (Tomb Raider).
Xion

**Xion** is a lady who uses a keyblade, and sometimes she likes to frolic through a dewy meadow made of keyblades.

## Personal Life

When Xion is frolicking through the meadow, she tries to dance between all the keyblades. This sometimes causes her foot to get caught inside them and she'll break her ankle. She's broken her ankle 1,700 times because of her frolicking. You might think she should stop doing this if it breaks her ankle so often, but she'll never stop.

## Dietary Habits

She likes to eat juniper. She doesn't even know what it is, but she eats it.
Walking Stick Willie

Sometimes Walking Stick Willie helps this man do kung-fu.

**Walking Stick Willie** is a sentient walking stick.

## Personal Life

Walking Stick Willie walks around on two small grains of wood sticking out of the bottom of himself. Sometimes Bilbo Ephram Alabaster Baggins puts all his weight on Willie in order to do a long jump, and it really hurts Willie's back.
Walk Out of the Way Willie

**Walk Out of the Way Willie** is a man who walks in every single direction, except the direction of a moving train. He always walks out of the way of that.

## Personal Life

His brother, Walk Into the Way Wonkie, was not so fortunate as Willie. He immediately walked into the way of a moving train. May he rest in peace.

Walk Out of the Way Willie has died 50 times but, thanks to his friendship with a necromancer, has been brought back to life every time. He dies so much because he walks out of the way of things like cliff faces, and directly off of them.

## Dietary Habits

The Necromancer feeds Walk Out of the Way Willie dried grasshoppers, which he finds very delectable.
Жало

Жало

## Описание

**Жало (Stinglash)** - это бакуган скорпион с человеческой головой. Он обладает двумя мощными клешнями, которые способны разорвать всё на своём пути, а так же длинным хвостом с острым ядовитым жалом. Его титановый экзоскелет обеспечивает превосходную защиту в бою.

Основная стихия Аквос

## Способности

**Повелитель Бездны -** добавляет 100G(А)

Карты Способностей старой Вестрои

## Жало галерея

Пайрус Жало сфераДаркус Жало сфераСабтерра Жало сфераДаркус Жало и СерпеноидСабтерра Жало и ПреясСабтерра Жало бакупод
Kise

Sat-chan's mother who runs a fruit store called "Kise Fruits"(黄瀬フルーツ).

## Personality

She is loving, and caring. She has a god heart and a smile on her face for happiness. She also lets her daughter and her daughter's friends help in the fruit store. She is serious at her job and helps find fruits for her customers to buy. Kotoha, Sat chan and Yui all help out by selling bananas to customers in episode 3.

## Appearance

She is wearing a yellow shirt. She is also wearing brown pants. On her outfit to cover is her blue apron that she wears to work every day. On her feet are black shoes. She has dark blond hair which is tied in a ponytail and her eye color is tan black.

## Trivia

* Sat-chan always claims that her mom is constipated often.
* in Manga chapter 36 it is implied that Sat-chan's father left her and her mother. But Kise doesn't seem to be bothered too much about it.
* Her first name, Saori, was revealed in chapter 56.
Normans (unit of measurement)

Exactly 1 Norman

**Normans** are the unit of measurement used in the future.

## Sizing Specifics

One 'Norman' unit is exactly the size of one Norman Reedus.

For metric conversions, one Norman is equal to 1/2 Newmans. One Newman is exactly the size of Newman from Seinfeld.

There is also a measurement of distance, Rossage, in which the measurer must intermittently yell 'WE WERE ON A BREAK!'

## Appearances

* 11/28/19 [watch clip] (1)
* 11/28/19 [watch clip] (2)
Uncle Scrooge McDuck

**Uncle Scrooge McDuck** is a talking duck with a squeaky voice.

## Personal Life

In all the media you've seen, he has a Scottish accent. But in reality his voice is squeaky and annoying sounding. They dub over all his lines in the studio for all the shows and games he appears in.

He does still have a lot of money though, so that's good.

## Dietary Habits

He eats crickets that he dips inside of chocolate sauce. He inserts as many as he can into his cheeks like a squirrel, then tries to swallow them all at once, chokes on them for a bit, has to get someone to do the Heimlich maneuver, and then he eats them. Why doesn't he just eat them normally, you ask? He doesn't tell you how to live your life!
Wind-Up Man

**Wind-Up Man** is a man who wind himself up and shoots rubber bands at everyone.

## Personal Life

If Wind-Up Man doesn't wind himself up every 30 seconds, his heart will stop beating. You might ask how he's able to move or think when his heart stops beating- it's very difficult, he has about two seconds to do this post-flatline or he will die. He also has to sleep in 25 second intervals. He was cursed with this affliction because he was mean to a dog in a past life and a witch turned him into a wind-up toy.

When Wind-Up Man hits someone in the face with rubber bands they go, "OWIE!" and get really annoyed.
Wiki Room (song)

**The Wiki Room** is a song by an unknown artist.

## Motto

The Wiki Room has a motto which plays before each show:

> "Welcome to The Wiki Room, where all the words are sung, and all the sings are words. And we don't have a money back guarantee, so you'd better know that you want to see a bunch of animatronic talking and singing Joneses and Johnsons before you enter! We will actually force you to give us more money when you leave, so bring twice the amount it costs to get in."
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## Lyrics

The Wiki room lyrics are as follows:

> In the Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki Room
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> In the Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki Room
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> All the Joneses sing words and the Johnsons croon
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> In the Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki Room
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Vegas Vincent

**Vegas Vincent** is the father of Las Vegas. He wears sunglasses.

## Personal Life

Vegas Vincent was born in the city of Las Vegas, and the city of Las Vegas was born out of him. He created the entire city by planting a metal seed, and one day it grew into this whole city you see here today. Now he sits all day and watches the city. He drinks neverending cocktails through a tube which supplies a constant stream of cocktails, though he doesn't know what it's connected to. He also wears sunglasses all the time.
Rocket Man Randy

**Rocket Man Randy** (also known as Rock It Man Randy) is a spaceman.

## Personal Life

Rocket Man Randy is the original creator of Team Rocket. Elton John also wrote a song about him, you might have heard it- it's called Crocodile Rock. It's all about how he invented rock & roll.

Rock It Man Randy lives on a spaceship and he doesn't have any access to the internet. Can anyone tell him how his favorite show, M\*A\*S\*H is doing? He hasn't seen an episode in 30 years or so.
Xehanort

**Xehanort** is a guy who has a very weird name.

## Personal Life

His mother hated him from the moment he was born. She called him Xehanort so that all his schoolteachers would call him last. None of them could pronounce his name even a little bit, so he would lash out by drawing all over the walls and people's faces. Crayon doesn't really show up on people's faces but he tried his best.

## Dietary Habits

Xehanort eats crayons, but only when they're melted down and turned into a soup. He calls it 'Crayon Alphabet Soup', because there are also letters in it.
Wanted Pirate Cowboy

Photo taken before "the incident"

**Wanted Pirate Cowboy** is both a pirate and a cowboy.

## Personal Life

Wanted Pirate Cowboy has a hook for a hand, a horse for another hand, and two peg legs both made out of horse's saddles. He claims he lives the Renaissance Man's lifestyle. He has a pirate ship, which he keeps docked on top of a horse-drawn carriage. He spends most of his day on his ship, the first ever mobile home that he's aware of.

## Dietary Habits

Every day Wanted Pirate Cowboy eats lemons to prevent scurvy, but for some reason his horse also enjoys eating them.
Кондор

Эль Кондор

## Описание

**Кондор** **(El Condor)** это Бакуган, который выглядит как тотемный столб, но при этом он умеет летать. В ходе волшебного переворота стал бакуганом ловушкой Трэйд Эль Кондором.

Основная стихия Вентус

## Способности

**Солнечное сплетение -**отмена карты ворот, вычитает у соперника 50G.

**Горячий взрыв** - отнимает 100G у каждого врага.

**Боевой удар** - добавляет 300G Кондору.

**Дрэгон -** перекачивает G соперника себе.

Карты Способностей старой Вестрои
Wild Elfman Julia Roberts Hunt

**The Wild Elfman Julia Roberts Hunt** is a spectral being that likes to come out at night time, hanging out with his wraith friends, and has a nice game of dominoes together.

## Personal Life

Hunt likes to play dominoes with his wraith friends. Sometimes though, someone will come through and break up his party by slashing up all the wraiths, and then Hunt has no one to play dominoes with. Nick did this to him in The Witcher, for example. The Wild Elfman Julia Roberts Hunt can't be killed. But his pride can be wounded, and that's even worse.

## Dietary Habits

Every day Hunt eats 50 ectoplasms and then vomits out 49 ectoplasms, so he only keeps one down, but that's enough for him.
Wilson Fisk

**Wilson Fisk** is the Kingpin of organized crime in New York City. Not to be confused with Gomer Pyle Wilson Fisk. He's a big strongman, but he's also in jail.

## Business Exploits

He converted everyone in prison to be in his Business Tycoon Army, and is very concerned about how many jobs he has to create for his new employees.

## Personal Life

Every day he sits in a hammock and spins around in a circle.It reminds him of when he was webbed up by Spider-Man, who he has a secret crush on. He has drawings of Spider-Man all over his wall and he kisses each of them seven times before going to sleep.

## **Shrine**

In his prison cell, Fisk has carved 7,000 figurines all depicting Spider-Man in various nude forms, but always with the mask on. He NEEDS him to have the mask on, let's leave it at that.

## Appearances

* 10/09/18 [watch clip]
* 10/14/18 [watch clip]