Unobtanium Road

**Unobtanium Road** is a war action dramedy film by 1001 Spears. Unobtanium Road is a sequel to Rhodium Road.

## Synopsis

Unobtanium Road is set in the near future during a fictional Russo-American War between the United States and Russian Federation, the latter supporting the fictional Latin American Militia, a separatist group operating in Bolivia. American GIs Talbot (Jake Short), Hagrid (John Magaro), Creedence (Zachary Levi), and Sergeant (Flo Rida) are sent to stop Russian and their mysterious nuclear plans.

## Cast

* Jake Short as Nicholas Talbot
* Flo Rida as Sergeant Mumford
* Zachary Levi as Creedence Kassidy
* John Magaro as Harold “Hagrid” Jenkins
* John Cavanagh as Commander Beechwood

## Parents Guide

### **Sex & Nudity**

None

* A grown man has a sexual fixation with cheerleaders, although this is played for comedy.
* The terms “Richard and the twins” and “cajones” are used.

### **Violence & Gore**

Moderate

* The violence isn't graphic or particularly bloody.
* Soldiers are shot and killed throughout the film. There's no gore depicted onscreen but characters are seen discharging small squirts of blood when shot (not much worse than in the *Indiana Jones* movies). Due to the fast pace of the action and cinematography, there is very little time to discern the blood.
* A few soldiers are slashed by knives; no wounds are discernible, although a bit of dark-tinted blood is seen.
* One scene depicts a partially-obscured view of a soldier getting stabbed in the throat (no blood comes out).
* Soldiers are run over by vehicles and caught in explosions, although gory detail is kept offscreen.
* A man is shot in the chest (the gunshot is just out of view) and collapses to the ground, dead.
* Russian soldiers are depicted flailing about and burning after an explosion, before collapsing to the ground (no injury detail can be made out).
* A few scenes show enemy soldiers crawling and collapsing to the ground after getting caught in explosions, although these scenes are pretty brief and no injury detail is depicted.
* Human corpses are seen throughout the film, although no injuries or blood is evident. One scene shows the corpses of a cow and a goat, the former of which has flesh exposed in a wound.
* A likable character dies in a helicopter crash (only the explosion is seen, no blood or gore).

### **Profanity**

Severe

* Around 50 - 60 uses of fuck. Frequent uses of shit, damn, and other milder words. Keep in mind that while it probably sounds like a lot of swearing, the film is over two hours long and set in a war, so it isn't as profane as sounds.
* Derogatory terms towards the Japanese, Russians, South Americans, and liberals are used.

### **Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking**

Mild

* Soldiers are seen smoking cigars and cigarettes.
* One scene involves a soldier taking a cigarette from another, smoking it, and putting it back in the other's mouth.
* There are mentions of alcoholic beverages and depictions of bottles containing them.

### **Frightening/Intense Scenes**

Moderate

* The scenes involving gunfights can get thrilling and intense, but nothing frightening is in the film.
* One of the main characters on the heroes' side is killed off.
* The movie, despite being generally lighthearted, ends on a creepy note. Russia's claim of territory expands across the world, which is symbolized by a blood-like liquid oozing across the globe.

Were it not for the profanity, the film would probably be rated PG-13.

Rated R for language and some violence.