Dio Brando

* Meme House
* Canonical

* Dio vs. Jotaro (Non-Canon What-if)
* Retcon II: Dio's Premonition (Retconned)
* Death and Resurrection of Dio Brando (Resurrected by Funky Kong)
* Double Death and Resurrection of Bogan and Dio (Resurrected by Garfield Cat)

"*KONO DIO DA!*"
—Dio Brando after escaping jail and falling down to his house[src]

**Dio Brando**, also known as **DIO**, is a member of the Bogan Household and one of the main characters of Meme House.

DIO is a roughly 120-year-old vampire who enjoys ridiculing the Joestar Family and Johnny Zest, eating Froot Loops, and Trolling teh Forums. DIO also has the highest kill count out of any character.

DIO has been seen drinking Gamer Girl Pee on at least two occasions as well as using cocaine and marijuana. It is possible that he is a drug addict.

DIO is incredibly narcissistic and has several photos of himself framed on the walls around the Bogan house. The most notable one is an enormous poster of himself with a giant smug grin on his face, proudly featured outside of the house next to the entrance.

During the series, DIO dropped his aspiration of becoming a Public Enemy to becoming a Bestselling Author. He writes books on his Gamecube and publishes them to earn some money while not having a job. Despite dropping his initial aspiration, he still very much is a public enemy from his usual shenanigans and his mere presence is enough to make people hate him.

DIO loves to spend most of his time annoying as many people as possible, preferably by kicking their trash cans. DIO is so dedicated to annoying people that his antics manage to go beyond the game world and break the 4th wall. For instance, doing epic Fortnite dances and then by dressing up as a Twilight vampire OC.

Since the beginning of Season 2, DIO has been shown to have either slowly lost his powers (the main one being his croutch-kicking abilities), or forced to contend with far stronger opponents that can withstand his techniques. He was even murdered once by failing to slap Shaggy. He has since started training his abilities using a Johnny Zest punching bag in his basement and has gone on to regain some of his lost strength.

## History

### Season 1

#### Part 1

DIO is created along with Bulk Bogan and Garfield Cat, and the three move into a house in Oasis Springs.

Later on, Garfield was making Mac & Cheese when suddenly, he accidentally sets a fire and gets caught in it. While Garfield was burning and everything was going to complete shit, Bill Gates casually walks inside of the meme house, oblivious to the complete catastrophic event that was going on and plays on DIO's GameCube and to add insult to injury, a complete stranger joins in and has a casual conversation with Bill amidst the chaos. DIO was pissed at the stranger, even more so with Bill Gates for playing with his GameCube, so he decided to kill both of them. He first killed the stranger with a flying chest stab and soon killed Bill with a chainsaw. He then gets arrested and goes to prison and escapes, later on, after the whole event. A police officer later crashes into the Bogan Household in an attempt to recapture DIO, but this only results in his own death.

After DIO escapes from jail, he decides to troll some random forum and then visits Johnny Zest and purposely spills blood all over his face, kicks his garbage bin, calls the cops on him to frame him for murder. He ends up managing to get Johnny Zest arrested in the end.

#### Part 3

After killing the Head Vampire of Vampire Town with his Stand, ZA WARUDO, DIO is now the new Head Vampire of the Meme House universe. The mansion owned by the Head Vampire is turned into the Bogan Household's vacation home.

### Season 2

#### Part 13

DIO is the one that kicks off Season 2 by killing 2 people by booty blasting them (perhaps with the help of a knife in his bum?).

#### Part 14

##### **Dio vs. Jotaro**

DIO discovers that Jotaro Kujo is alive and well, and is bested by him in a fight. The two later fight again, and DIO is killed by Jotaro Kujo in a non-canon battle situation organised by Joel, partly due to his powers becoming weaker.

##### **The Second Retcon**

DIO was one of the victims of the fire caused by Anakin Skywalker during Bill Murray's extermination of ghosts in the Bogan Household.

He later awakes from his hibernation in the basement of the house, realising the events that just transpired were only a dream. Or perhaps a premonition?

#### Part 15

While playing Mario Kart with Jotaro, DIO saw Anakin enter the Meme House again. Aware of Anakin's actions in his premonition, DIO used The World to snap his neck immediately.

This victory was short-lived, however, as Shaggy Rogers shows up to the house soon after and stabs DIO in the throat after he rejected him and was about to slap him. He was resurrected thanks to Funky Kong slipping the Grim Reaper 50 bucks, which DIO also did after dancing on the corpse of the now-dead Shaggy. DIO also decided to keep his own urn as a keepsake.

#### Part 17

Dio Day, a holiday made in honor of Dio Brando is celebrated (replacing New Year's Eve). When Vibe Check visits the Bogan Household, Dio plays a game of Mario Party with him and after winning, gets a gift of boner pills from Vibe Check. Vibe Check makes a bonfire to celebrate DIO Day in the front yard. DIO Day ends and while everyone else seems to have hated it, Vibe Check had a great time and decides to give Dio a lap dance to continue the holiday. Vibe asks DIO what he values most and DIO opens up to him. Their relationship is currently unknown, but it seems very likely that even he hates DIO.

#### Part 18

Dio goes to WacDonald's after Bulk Bogan's trip. Dio, bored, goes on the roof of the restaurant and flosses next to the sign before proudly pissing into the ventilation system. This seems to drive most of the Sims out of the restaurant. Dio then goes back inside and starts making cheeseburgers with The World. As the sun begins to rise, Dio realizes he is trapped in WacDonald's, and stays stuck there for a whole day. While there, he steals the urn of the CBT Queen who was killed the day prior by Bulk Bogan.

Back at the Bogan household, he is confronted by the Piss Doctor who breaks into the house. DIO figures out his identity as a serial killer and deals with him by sending The World to smash him to the ground multiple times.

Dio is later seen attending GamerCon, where he locks himself in a giant telescope booth to escape the sun, perhaps looking for a certain Aztec God?

#### Part 19

Dio cries when Funky Kong receives a vape pen for himself. However, Funky Kong, doesn't want it due to him being straight edge and hands it over to Dio. Which he starts using immediately.

#### Part 20

When the burglar Lawson Gossett attempts to break into the house for the THIRD TIME now, Dio finally snaps his neck, putting an end to his life.

After that, when Nanny Grandma walks into the house, Dio is suspicious despite Bulk naivety to let her in. He tricks her outside to dance and locks her out. She later sneaks back inside when they unlock the door for pizza.

Dio visits WacDonald's later on, noticing how the restaurant had completely changed since he left. He seats himself, but end up not being able to get his food because Anakin Skywalker invades the restaurant and sets fire to the staff, killing one and lighting Dio on fire, which he walks off fine. He recalls Link CD-I had been lit on fire and showing rare concern, Dio visits the CD-I Household to check if he's currently alive. Link seems to be well, and in celebration, he dances with Zelda CD-I. While he's there, he gets into his Twilight OC wear and drains The King CD-I of some plasma.

When Dantette enters the house, Dio uses his vampiric powers on her to force her to repair his broken GameCube.

#### Part 21

Dio is the only member of the Meme House to attempt to extinguish the fire started by Albert Wesker outside on their grill, however, he eventually gives up and leaves it to burn. As the fire spreads, however, in his panic, Dio goes outside multiple times to attempt to escape the fire, quickly running back down into his basement after each time. These attempts to escape lower his vampire energy to critical levels, a grim sign of what is to come.

After the firefighters do no good to put out the fire Bogan started, Garfield and Bogan themselves decide to put out the fire, saving Dio who was stuck in the basement after the fire blocked the door. The fire is put out, and Dio is saved. Not thanking the duo, he quickly retreats into his coffin to sleep.

His rest isn't long, as Bulk ends up getting shot by an extra firefighter outside. Dio is brought outside to try to help revive Bulk, though Garfield is the one to bring him back. In a moment of celebration, Dio is left outside, and as fated, finally dies from overexposure to the sun. Garfield calls upon his Jesus powers once more to revive Dio, and everyone who witnesses the event seems upset and distraught that the vampire is still not dead after dying 4 separate times.

Later on, Dio needs blood, as usual, so he, of course, decides to go after Johnny Zest. He arrives at his house and finds Johnny in his gamer basement. Dio breaks in, using The World to teleport down into it. However, as he's about to drink from Johnny, Dio seems to disappear, and a man who looks suspiciously like him, named Billy, appears in his place and sucks Johnny instead. What happened to Dio after is unknown.

#### Part 22

Dio is seen briefly near the beginning of the part, where he and Bulk have a vape-off. Dio loses the competition but Bulk consoles him to make him feel better. Later on, he sits down to write an excuse note for Garfield (even though the latter was already at work) when Johnny arrives and starts playing with the Gamecube. He and Johnny fight, Dio taking a slap to the face and Johnny experiencing two painful bouts of CBT at the hands of Dio.

Dio heads over to Johnny's trailer, where he meets the ghosts of DoomGuy and Shaggy. He vapes while cooking spaghetti in Johnny's kitchen, and then goes outside to play guitar. When he hires Freddie Mercury as an entertainer, he dislikes the jokes and instead tells his own for a very long time and then goes home.

He later aids in the defeat of Liquid Bogan and Lasagna Ocelot, destroying Lasagna Ocelot's Metal Gear when it demolished the Bogan Household, and teaming up with Kira to defeat Funky Buddy by unleashing the power of THE WORLD.

#### Part 23 (2020 Christmas Special)

Dio goes to the Squarepants Household to celebrate Bob Ross' promotion, but in actuality he Self-WooHoo's in Albert Wesker's bed, gives Bulk a vape, and gives Bob a gravestone after Bulk gets possessed. Back home, he is pestered by Shaggy, and so kills him with a Super RKO. He dresses up as an elf and helps Bogan give out Christmas presents. For Christmas, Bulk gives him a trashfruit.

He goes with the rest of the Bogan Household to a surprise baby shower held by Toad Bup, but things go awry when Toad accidentally starts a fire inside the home, and Dio flees the house with Bulk and Garfield. He doesn't realise, however, that the sun is up outside, and perishes in the light, dying for the 5th time in the series. His ultimate fate is unknown, though it is noted that he "comes back all the time".

## Powers

* **Death From Above:** A very acrobatic move involving jumping on someone's chest then somersaulting in their face before falling back down after a backflip piercing their chest with a knife. This technique was used for the very first kill of the series.
* **Vampiric Powers:** DIO is a vampire, this grants him many powers over other Sims.
	+ **Vampiric Run/STANDO POWAH:** DIO can run extremely fast if need be.
	+ **Sim Command:** DIO has often used mind-control on other Sims to do his chores, like cleaning or repairing. This works on ghosts and possibly other vampires.
	+ **Blood Drinking:** DIO can compel other Sims for a drink to refuel his vampire powers. Being a sloppy drinker, it takes him some time. His targets always pass out afterward.
* **The World/ZA WARUDO (Stand):** The World is yet unseen to this day, although his actions have been noted throughout the series. It is capable of using lethal force and has done so on a few occasions.
	+ **Time Stop/Toki wo Tomare:** The World grants DIO the power to briefly stop time, allowing him to slice up Sims with a katana before resuming it.
	+ **"Teleportation":** DIO can move during stopped time, giving the illusion that he teleported when time resumes. He mostly uses this technique to zoop around to annoy people when he is feeling playful like seen in Part 17.
* **Katana Master:** DIO became a master katana user as of Part 6, this allows him to perform various lethal techniques, one of which involves stopping time with ZA WARUDO before slicing up his target.
* **Booty Blast:** First shown in Part 13, DIO can sit on people's face and slam them repeatedly to kill them, perhaps with the help of a knife in his ass. This technique has been shown to fail against Jotaro (see Dio vs. Jotaro).
* **Hamon Electrocum:** Seen in Part 13. After DIO self-woohoo'd in Johnny Zest's bed, he went to shake Johnny's hand and sent an electric discharge through his cum, shocking Johnny.

## Notable Kills

* Mortimer Goth
* Bill Gates
* Bret Blank
* Finnegan Pierce
* Vladislaus Straud using The World
* Edgar Kohler using The World
* The Bullies
* Aileen Andrew
* Anakin Skywalker (Dorian Cook) using The World
* Piss Doctor (Lee Weiss) using The World
* Funky Kong (Funky Buddy) with the help of The World

## Deaths

Dio is the character who has died the most so far in the series.

1. DIO was killed non-canonically by Jotaro Kujo in Part 14's non-canon battle scenario.
2. Later in the same episode, he dies in a house fire caused by Anakin Skywalker along with Bill Murray and Anakin himself. This death was undone by the Second Retcon.
3. DIO was stabbed to death by Shaggy Rogers in Part 15 after DIO refused to hang out with him. Funky Kong slipped the Grim Reaper $50 to bring DIO back to life, and the Grim Reaper obliged.
4. DIO was seen to have been overjoyed by the resurrection of Bogan, so overjoyed in fact that he did not realize he was standing in the sun. He proceeded to die from overexposure to the sun, leaving Garfield to have to use his Jesus powers once again to force the Grim Reaper to revive him.
5. At the end of Part 23, he escaped outside due to Toad starting a fire in the Bup Household, but he died from the sunlight again.