Continental Enforcers of the Law of the Land

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Considered to be the first militarized police force of in America, **Continental Enforcers of the Law of the Land** (**CELL**) was created in the wake of a steadily increasing support for abolition bills across America. Conceived by former US President Paul Button and intended to be a weapon against Conservatives, CELL was not actually created until he was overthrown, albeit by Conservatives as a weapon against liberals in an attempt to spit in Button's face. The creation of CELL immediately sparked controversy among both Conservative and Liberal groups nationwide, with many liberals fearing that America had officially become a police state. Conservatives, on the other hand, worried that a militarized police force was "a step too far" in cracking down on crime in America.

It was not until six months into Charles Shepherd's new Presidency that the truth behind CELL's creation was revealed: CELL was the Right's secret weapon to permanently abolish abortion in America for good.

## History

### "The Right's Secret Weapon"

CELL was created three after the coup against Paul Button by Christian nationalists and their right-wing Conservative allies. Red Eagle Party member Charles Shepherd claimed that the organization was intended to be the "next step in fighting crime in America."

In mid-2025, a leak of classified documents by a liberal whistleblower revealed the ultimate purpose for CELL: become the "Right's Secret Weapon" against abortion and other forms of violent crime in the United States.

## Organization and structure

CELL is a militarized police force overseen by Secretary of Defense Grover Shepherd, brother of new US President Charles Shepherd. CELL was created with two goals in mind:

* Enforce abortion abolition laws in states that had them.
* Crack down on gun violence "with an iron fist."

Controversy regarding CELL primarily revolved around these two goals, with many expressing outrage that CELL was authorized to use lethal force to stop abortions, with many in the pro-life movement condemning CELL's mandate against abortions as "no different than pro-choice people."

### Units

CELL is comprised of various military units, somewhat akin to the United States military. Interestingly, they seem to have a naming scheme revolving around either colors or animals. Another interesting detail is that on some occasions, two or more divisions of CELL officers may assigned to a single state if needed. A breakdown of the various units are listed below.

* **Cobalt Division**: Stationed in Missouri.
* **Azure Division**: Stationed in Alabama.
* **Blue Division**: Stationed in Tennessee.
* **Eagle Division**: Stationed in South Carolina.
* **Drab Division**: Stationed in West Virginia.
* **Hazel Division**: Stationed in Florida.
* **Maroon Division**: Stationed in Louisiana.
* **Saffron Division**: Stationed in Idaho.
* **Wombat Division**: Stationed in North Carolina
* **Razorback Division**: Stationed in Arkansas.
* **Heron Division**: Stationed in Louisiana

## Weapons and equipment

Being a militarized police force, CELL officers were issued a combination of standard law enforcement equipment and military-grade equipment. During a military parade in North Carolina, CELL officers were seen carrying new and somewhat bizarre weapons never before seen by either the military or civilians. A breakdown of these weapons can be seen below.

### Sidearms

* KelTec P15
* Kel-Tec P50
* H&K P30
* H&K P30L
* Sig Sauer P322
* Sig Sauer 1911 Scorpion
* Sig Sauer P320 X5
* H&K VP9
* H&K VP9L
* Taurus G3
* Taurus GX4
* Taurus GX4XL
* Ruger-57

### Assault rifles & Battle Rifles

* Kel-Tec RDB
* Black Rain Ordinance BROA2
* CR6.5
* CR223
* CR300
* CR308
* PredatOBR 260
* SCAR-T Grendel

### Sniper rifles and Marksman Rifles

* DSR-1
* DSG-1
* LaRue Tactical OBR5.56
* H&K G28
* H&K PSG1

### Submachine guns & PDWs

* AAC Honey Badger
* Vesper Feline

### Carbines

* Colt M4 Carbine
* SCAR-C

### Shotguns

* M2004 Marshall
* M2020 Jackal

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