The Weakest Link - Anne reveals a little too much

***The Weakest Link - Anne reveals a little too much*** is the name of a YouTube parody of the Weakest Link created by Chris Cohen.

## Synopsis

The parody features dark humor, featuring Anne Robinson (voiced by Chris Cohen) presenting the first round of the Weakest Link, but the series of questions asked to the contestants were not your typical trivia questions, but rather more morbid trivia about Anne's desire for lovemaking. During the first question round, the questions were voiced over by Chris Cohen, while the contestants' answers were not. The team managed to achieve a perfect round with nine consecutive correct answers, just for Anne to say, "Just enough money to pay for a restraining order".

During the first voting segment, the narrator is also voiced over by Chris Cohen, but the narrator does not say who is statistically the strongest or the weakest but says who "is most likely to sleep with Anne". During the revealing segment, the only contestant who was voiced over was Steve, who ate his board because he felt peckish. After the votes were revealed, Anne asked a contestant named Paul why he voted for Steve. Paul, voiced over by Chris Cohen, would reply, "I just looked at him and thought Steve is going to eat everyone." Anne dismissed Steve, and the parody faded to black while Steve took the walk of shame.

## Transcription

Notice: **This transcription features dark humor which may be offensive.**

**Anne:** Let's play, the Weakest Link!

Catherine. When I go out at night, looking to force sex upon someone, do I tend to pray on young adult men or women?

**Catherine:** Women.

**Anne:** Correct.

Jim. When I do go out and find a woman, what time of year do I prefer to hunt them down in?

**Jim:** Summer.

**Anne:** Correct.

Sue. What part of me left on your body would it be easier for police to trace me down with?

**Sue:** The hair.

**Anne:** Correct.

Nabil. If I accidentally kill a victim during my lovemaking, where would I most likely store their body parts once I cut them up and collected them into a little sack?

Nabil: A box.

**Anne:** That's correct.

Maureen. What's the easiest way to lure someone into my bed? Is it by force, or by tricking them?

Hm?

**Maureen:** Trick.

**Anne:** Correct.

Fat Steve. If you're going to try to lure a woman into your house, being that you're so ugly, what's the best form of communication for you and a lady?

**Steve:** Typing.

**Anne:** Correct.

Matt. If I wanted to take you somewhere secluded where no one could find you, where's the best place do you think?

Hm?

**Matt:** A lighthouse.

**Anne:** Correct.

Jo. In that lighthouse, if I wanted to make sure you couldn't escape, what would be the first thing I remove from the lighthouse?

**Jo:** Telephone.

**Anne:** Correct.

Paul. Which organ would you most likely to have removed before I remove my clothes and mounted you?

**Paul:** The eyes.

**Anne:** Correct.

**Catherine:** Bank.

**Anne:** Well that's the end of round one. You managed to bank a thousand pounds, just enough money to pay for a restraining order I'd imagine, but which one of you will never see me naked? Which will never be able to touch my ginger mound? Which of you will feel my tonge upon various parts of their body? It's time to vote off the Weakest Link.

**Narrator:** Statistically, Catherine is the most keen to sleep with Anne, but Jim also fancies a bit.

**Anne:** Voting is over, it's time to reveal who you think is the Weakest Link.

**Paul:** Steve.

**Catherine:** Jo.

**Jim:** Steve.

**Sue:** Paul.

**Nabil:** Steve.

**Maureen:** Paul.

**Steve:** Oh it's a bit embarrassing, I'm a bit peckish and all, but I've eaten my board.

**Matt:** Jim.

**Jo:** Sue.

**Anne:** Why Steve?

**Paul:** Well he's just eaten someone else's board, so it's that straight away, but also, I just looked at him and thought, Steve's gonna' eat everyone.

**Anne:** Steve you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!

## Trivia

* The Weakest Link snippet featured in this parody may have been a series 11 daytime episode.

* The original parody video uploaded by Chris Cohen was blocked by BBC Studios due to copyright since c. 2020. Before it was blocked, the video had 217K views.