Bean War

## Overview

The Bean War was the first of five main conflicts after Tritogronch's Fall. The Bean War is extremely interesting because it is the only main conflict Post-Fall to not be considered a Great War, the only one other than the First Great War where the Order of Ӂ and crew lost, the only one with four sides, and the only one with no victor. It is actually because of the latter three that the first one is applicable, not the lack of death sowed as some believe.

Keep in mind, even though this was long after Tritogronch fell, it was merely 2340169 times after his return. The Order and Council of Ӂ were in a massive state of distrust and loss.

## Belligerents

**FIRST SIDE**

The Order of Ӂ

The Republic of Ll'ianis

**SECOND SIDE**

The Unitary Empire of Dimensions

The Councilate of Trito'x Dimensional Authority

**THIRD SIDE**

The Axonite Imperium

The Bloobe

**FOURTH SIDE**

The Beans Delicatessen

## War Summary

Most scholars divide the Bean War in three Acts, which is a helpful guide, as there were long breaks between each Act. Also note that this was the first time the Order and Ll'ianis allied, as previously they were enemies.

The war was caused by a need to ease society's woes, to which beans were an ideal candidate for. In the beginning, transcendant society was on the brink of collapse. Several dimensions feared economic collapse, The Great One and the Council of Ӂ had begun aging, and with Tritogronch and Belkar returning, it was inevitable that they would team up. Crime started skyrocketing, and all governments thought of ways to fix this problem, settling on giving Beans and Brogles in abundance. They could only be found on Earth, and it fell apart.

Act One began as everyone searched for the Beans and Brogles on Earth. Chaos ensued for 5000 times, with 15% of the foods being lost, and 75% being stolen. The Empire had things especially bad with zero allies, and being relatively young, until the Councilate, out of hatred for the Order, joined them. Act One ravaged on for 55 times afterwards, when public eye started remembering the Brogleverse and Beanmension. No one deemed it important, until the Beans Delicatessen was learnt of, and that there were 200x more of the foods in each.

Act Two turned attention from The Council to the beans and brogles, but it was less than half the length of Act One. The Delicatessen (which also had brogles) decided to fight, starting Act Three. They were good at fighting for their food, and Act Three was long. But it ended when a mysterious entity came in. Hneggg stated that if this were to repeat in another dimension, hnegg would scronch the third reality. Hneggg destroyed much of the remaining beans and brogles everywhere.

## Post War

The K£lg%$e Accord was signed to end the war, and the Delicatessen was declared "the closest thing to a real victor". However, the economy of almost everyone in the third reality dwindled. Specifically, Axon lost 20%, Bloobe lost 23%, the Empire lost 31%, the Councilate lost 15%, L'lianos lost 35%, and the Order only lost 5%. Out of sheer rage (L'lianos), and pure spite (the Councilate), the two lowered 35% of the economy of the Order, on top of the 5% they had lost before.

The Bean War had increased tensions dramaticaly, and it would start the First Great War.

Most of this war's history has succumbed to misinformation and hoaxes such as the belief that this fight was only important because it started the First War, and that the Order and L'lianos were always allies. Both are **blatantly untrue**, and it does not end there.