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I have a younger brother, who is suffering from the dissease super cancer. he is fucking dying, and his dying wish was for me to obtain a gaming pc with a copy of rainbow sixsiege. my parents have been in coma for the last 17 years, so I was forced to make a living of my own. Please Reddit, dont let the light of my younger brothers dying wish go out.

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole

We cock we dick we balling

Today 📅 was Sonic's 🦔💨💬 birthday 🎉, and all 💯 his 💦 friends 👫 came 💦 to the party 🎉 down ⬇️ in Green ♻️ Hills ⛰️🇺🇸 Zone ™. Tails 🏃🏻🚨 was there, Knuckles 🤛🏼, even 🌃 Shadow 👥. Sonic 🍆 was so happy 😊, but 🤔 he 👥 wished 💭 one ☝️ more friend 👬 was there. His 💦 super 🦸 secret 🤐 special 👉😎👈 friend 👫. Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲. Sure 👍 he 👨 and Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 fought ⚔️, but 🌏🤔 it was for show 📺. The truth 🙌 was Sonic 🦔💨💬 and Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 were deeply ⬇️ in love 😍. Everytime ⌚⏰⏱️ Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 would be up ⬆️ to no 🙅 good 👀👌🏼, Sonic 🦔 would chase 🏃 after 2️⃣ him 👉👨 and they would continue ⏩ their mischief 😤 in there bedroom 🛏️.

This day 🌞 Sonic 🦔💨💬 wanted 😍 him 👴 there. But 🍑 he 👥 knew 👓 it could not be, at least ❗ not till 🔥 the guests 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧛‍♂️ leave 🍁🍃🌱. He 👨 waited ⌛ while the hours 🕐 went 🏃 by. They played 🎮 pin 📌 the tails 🍑 on 🔛 the donkey 🔕, but 🍑 all 💯 Sonic 🦔 could think 💭 of was pinning 👀 down ⬇️ Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲.

Finally 🙏 the last 😍 guests 🕎 left 👈, the house 🏠 was empty 🈳, the fun 😂😃 could begin 🔘. Sonic 🍆 moved 📦🌎🌍 the furniture 💺 around 🔃. Grabbed 👋 the oil 🛢️😳 and the lube 🙊💦😩. Then at the door 🚪, he 👨 heard 👂 a knock ✊👊. It was Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲. Oh 🙀, how Sonic's 🏃 quills ❌ sprang ⬆️ when ⏰ he 👥 heard 🗣️👂 that. He 👨 rushed 🏃‍♂️ over 😳🙊💦 to the door 🚪😫😱 and there Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 stood 😤😬, wearing 👕👖👞 nothing 🈚🚫🔫 but 🍑 a bowtie 🎀.

"So Sonic 😳, ready 😏 for your 👉 present 🎁?" Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 said 💬 with glee 😄. Sonic 😳 grabbed 🏼 Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 and turned 😍 him 👴 around 🔃. "Give 👉 me that wet 💦 juicy 💦🍹 gas ⛽!". Sonic 🦔 spread 👐 Eggman's cheeks 😩🥵👅 as he 👥 proceeded 🚶‍♂️ to let 👫 out a wet 💦 juicy 💦 fart 💨 from his 👋 hairy 💇 ass 🍑. Bits 😁 of shit 💩 flew ✈️ out onto 🐦 Sonic 🦔💨💬 and he 👨🏾 just licked 😜 them up ☝️. "Oh 😳 Sonic 🏃🏻, I've 🙋 been saving 🌱 this all 💯 day 📆 for you 👈" with a huff 🚬🚂 he 👨 pushed 🤚 his 👋 bowels 💩 as hard 🍆 as he 👨 could. His 💦 anus 🕳️🔅🔆 bulged and prolapsed 🙀🙊🥵. Slowly 🐌 a big 🍆 steaming ☕ turd 💩 started 🆕 to reveal 🐜👒🔌 itself. "That is the most beautiful 🌄 thing 🕑 I 👥 have ever 😠 seen 👀!" Sonic 🏃🏻 said 💬👱🏿💦. Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 smiled 😀 as he 👥 kept 😣 pushing ✋🤚💃🏼 the poo 💩 out, "You 👈 will...hhhnnn...love what I...hnnnnn...have in store...hhhnnnn...for you!...hhnnnnnnn!"

Eggman's turd 💩 plopped on 🔛 the ground 😫, it was big 🍆, thick 🍑, and solid ✊. Sonic 😳 had an idea 💡 what was about 💦 to happen 😱, but 🍑 Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 was a bit 😢 more creative 💯 than that. Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 carried 🙄 sonic 🦔 over 😳🙊💦 to the table 😐 and strapped 💣 him 👴 down ⬇️ on 🔛 his 👋 back ⬅️. Gently 👅 he 👥 rubbed 🙌 Sonic's 🦔 hard 🍆 cock 🍆💧 and put 😏🏿 lube 🙊💦😩 on 🔛 it, but 🍑 then Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 spread 🍕 open 🍑👐 Sonic's 🍆 pisshole and poured 💀 lube 🙊💦😩 in there. Sonic's 🦔💨💬 eyes 👁️ widened 👁️ with lust 💞 and excitement 👀😃💦. Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 took 👫🔫🎅 the turd 💩 and slowly 🐌 shoved 🤭 it down ⬇️👇📉 Sobic's urethra 🕳️. The feeling 😁 of Eggman's shit 💩 stretching 😼👌💥 a hole 🕳️ he 👨 had never ❌ considered 🤔 before 😂 as a sex 💦😩🍆 hole 🕳️⛏️.

Sonic 🦔💨💬 moaned 🙈 in lustful 😍💕 agony 😰🆘. He 🗾👥🏽 could feel 😁 the bits 😁 of corn 🌽 on 🔛 the inside 💠 of his 💦👇⚖️ cock 🍆😍😏. Finally 👆 Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 put 🔛 the full 🌝 length 📏 of his 💦 shit 💩 log 🌳 into Sonic's 🍆 dick 🍆. "Now it's my turn 🔄." Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 said 💬. He 👥 opened 😅 up ☝️ his 👋 pisshole and proceeded ➡️ to insert 👀 Sonic's 🦔 hard 🍆 shit 💩 filled 💦 cock 🍆 into his 👋🏼 own urethra 🍆🕳️💦. It easily ✅ went 💨 all 💯 the way 💫 in. When 🍑 it reached 😂 the base 👌 Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 started 💢 to slide ☕ it out and in. Sonic 🦔 Watched 👀 as his 💦 cock 🍆❗ entered 😫 Eggman's cock 🍆. The feeling 😁 of the shit 💩 in his 💦 dick 🍆💦 and the inside 💠 of Eggman's dick 🍆 drove 🚗 him 👨 wild 😜. He 👥 could hardly 😫 hold 👫 it. Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 knew 🤔 this and let 👫👬👭 his 💦 dick 🍆 off 📴 of Sonic's 🦔💨 and jeered 😏 him 👴 off 📴.

Right ✔️ then knuckles 🔴 came 💦 back ⬅️🔛 "hey 👋 Sonic 🦔💨💬, I 👁️ think 🤔 I 👁️ left 👈 my wal-OHMYGOD!" Sonic 🍆 shot 🔫 his 💦 load 💦 and it fired 💥🔫🔥 the shit 💩 log 🌳 right ✔️ at knuck knuckles 🔴 and shot 🔫 right 👌🌃 through his 💦 skull 💀 and killed 💀 him 👨🏾.

"Oh 🙀 no 🚫!, what are we going 🏃 to do!" Sonic 🍆 cried 😭.

"Fear 😱 not, for I 👁️ shall 😂 turn 🔄 him 👴 into a sex 🍆🍑💦 robot 🤖🚫 and none ❌ will be the wiser 🎓"

Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 pulled 😈 a robot 🤖 remake ♻️ raygun 🔫 from his 💦‼️👦 anus 🍑 and shot 💥🔫 Knuckles 🔴 with it. Knuckles 🔴 instantly 🕐 transformed 📻 into a robot 🤖 with a huge 😤 wang 😏. His 👋🏻 eyes 👁️ were full 🈵 of malace though 🤔, as his 💦 death 💀👵 was not forgotten 🤔.

"See 👀 Sonic 🏃🏻, all 💯 is we-..." Knuckles 🔴 had stabbed 🔪 Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 through the chest 📦 with his 💦 huge 😤 metal 🤘 wang 😜 and proceed 🚶 to thrust 😫 in and out.

"Oh 🙀 God...oh fuck...oh...noooooo!" Sonic 😳 cried 😩😭 as he 👨 watched 👀 his 👋🏽 true 💯 love's 😍😘 dying 💀 body 😍 get 🉐 plowed 🍆💦 by this metal 🎤🤘 sex 🍆 knuckles 🤛🏼. The sight 🙈👀 of it both horrified 😱😳 and aroused 💹💯♐ him 💯👴✊. His 👨💦 flaccid 🥀 dick 🍆 started 💢 to grow 🌱, as did his 💦 anger 😡😱🚫. With a rage 😤 he 👨 turned 😍 into super 😺 Sonic 🦔💨💬 and shot 🔫 out from his 👋 raging 😠 super 🦸 boner 💦🍆 his 💦 super 😅 laser 🙏🏻 jizz 😩. It shot 🔫 right ✔️ up ⬆️ the metal 🤘 knuckle's 🦔 robot 🤖 urethra 🍆🕳️💦 and destroyed 🏚️ him 👴 and Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲. Sonic 😳 held ✊ the exploded 💣 top 🔝 half 💀 of Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 and cried 😭.

"Sonic 🦔💨? Sonic 🦔 are you 👈 ok 👌?"

Sonic 🦔💨💬 woke 💤 up ⬆️, he 👥 was still 🤞🙌 at his ❗👋😎 party 🎉. He 👨 had fallen 😂 asleep 💤😴 from drinking 🍹 too much 🔥 booze 🍺.

"Sonic 🦔💨💬, you 👈 were asleep 😴 for a long 🍆 time 🕐. It's time ⏰ to blow 💥 out the candles 🕯️ on 🔛 your ☝️👉 birthday 🎂 cake 🎂"

Sonic 🏃 got 🍸 up ☝️ and saw 👀 the cake 🎂. It was a cake 🎂😫 of a naked 😏 Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 without 🚫 a head 💆.

"What?" Asked ❓ Sonic 🦔💨💬

Everyone's 🏫 eyes 👀👁️ at the party 🎉 grew 🌱 in malace and their teeth 👄 grew 🌱 razor 👼🏻 sharp 🔪. In a dark 🌚 mechanical 📠 unison 🙏💯 voice 🔊 they said 💬 "WE KNOW 🤔 ABOUT 💦 YOU 👈 AND EGGMAN...TRAITOR! TRAITOR 😤! TRAITOR 😠😡!"

They pounced on 🔛 Sonic 🏃🏻 and proceeded 😂 to eat 😋👅 him 👨 alive 〽️✔️.

Sonic 🦔 woke 💤 up 🆙⬆️ with the dead 😂💀 Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 in his 👋 hands 👋. He 👨🏿 had fallen ⬇️ asleep 😴😊 crying 😥😭.

Sonic 🦔 buried ☠️⚰️ the body 💪😍 and bits 😁 of Eggman 🥚👨‍🦲 and planted 🎍 a tree 🎄🍆💦 to remember 🤔 him 👴 by. He 👥 recycled ♻️ the knuckles 🔴 sex 🍆😣 robot 🤖™.

The next ➡️ day 📆 he 👨 left 👈 home 🏠 to start 🆕 a new 🆕🆒 life 💓.

   “This is a topic that has been grinding my gears for years, so I took some excerpts from a post I wrote years ago for another shooter and updated them to explain why push-to-talk matters in Escape From Tarkov in particular:

Ready or not, it's time for some science.

1. The Cocktail Party Effect:

This is self-explanatory if you're familiar with the effect, but it is well known that it is difficult in situations where you're impaired (by alcohol, stress, fight or flight response, etc.) to isolate sounds you're trying to be selectively attentive toward if you're hearing audio from multiple sources - particularly tactically irrelevant audio. In this respect, communicating too much is scientifically worse than not communicating at all.

1. Faster Reaction Times:

It's not click bait, it's real: You can improve twitch skill during gameplay by lowering reaction times 200-400%.

Studies have shown that people can respond to something they hear 200-400% faster compared to something they see. They accomplished this by measuring auditory reaction times, or ARTs, then comparing them to visual reaction times, or VRTs, for the same people. However, you can only respond faster to something you hear if it can be heard. Because of things like the cocktail party effect, we know it's easier to hear something if it is the only auditory stimuli presented.

Otherwise, we will have to try to isolate the sounds we're listening for from the multiple sounds we're hearing.

1. Stay In The Zone:

If you know anything about Flow States, those times when people are at their peak performance, you might be interested to learn that based on recent studies using technologies like fMRI and qEEG, scientists have learned that these flow states are characterized by a greater proportion of alpha waves relative to other types of waves. However, when you are (1) thinking about what you want to say, (2) speaking with someone or to yourself via internal monologue, (3) listening to someone else speak to you, studies have shown our brains produce a higher proportion of beta waves. This occurs even when listening to a podcast or video, where you hear other people talking but aren't a participant in what you hear. Should it really come as any surprise that scientific research confirms a strong, positive correlation between the presence of distracting auditory stimuli and prevalence of error rates and inattention?

1. Multi-Tasking Isn't Real:

Task switching costs have higher latency than any gamer would accept in server ping.

Would you as a gamer or anyone you know prefer playing on a server with your friends if everyone's server ping was 2000ms (milliseconds) or higher, relative to a server with ~100ms ping or less? If you've answered honestly, it's an emphatic, resounding 'No!'. While the human mind is extremely complex and capable of many feats, multi-tasking is not one of them.

If you visit PubMed or any other academic journal or scientific research search engine, you'll find that multi-tasking is usually only found in keywords where the title of the study seeks to prove the aforementioned or the author is writing figuratively. Multi-tasking in this context is referred to as 'task switching' by researchers for a reason. While humans can't multi-task, we are usually very good at switching between tasks quickly. Or, at least quickly enough to mistakenly believe we can multi-task, provided we don't critically investigate that claim with scrutiny. Admittedly, results for this sort of research vary when reproduced to a degree. However, two consistent findings in each study is that (1) task switch costs exist and that (2) task switch costs are higher when switching between different tasks.

Listening for enemy footsteps, relaying the location of yourself or a friendly or enemy player and scanning a tree line for enemy infantry are all different tasks in this context, but one of these three tasks I've given as an example are more different than others (ref. 1a). Similarly, switching between listening to a squad member narrate the entirety of their in-game experience in Squad Comms before going back to what you were supposed to be doing in-game is a great shortcut to a black screen. In the aggregate, this often adds up to a team loss, unless of course the enemy team happens to derp harder than yours has.

If you want an ELI5 example, start a stopwatch timer in Windows or on your phone and try counting from 1 to 10 and then saying all of the letters in the alphabet from A to J. Stop the timer after you've done this and record the result. Then start a new stopwatch timer and try saying 1 followed by A, 2 followed by B, etc., until you get to 10 and J. Divide the two results (in seconds) to see how much slower you took during the second round.

1. Less Is More:

Standardizing stimuli, including communications, allows us to respond faster to them.

This should be common sense to most folks reading this and is one of the many reasons virtually every military in the world has multi-service tactical brevity codes. By sorting out what you want to say before you say it, saying it quickly and saying it the same way everyone else saying anything says it, you can begin to respond faster to callouts and other relevant communication. Remember, a reflex is an action performed to a stimulus without conscious thought. The more you and your teammates have to think about, the faster you can act and react.

I'm not advocating for a MilSim approach to the game.

All I'm saying is the filthiest casual can kill, loot and extract more successfully with this one trick: say less.

EDIT #1: For those of you who are interested in some of the studies referenced in the post, see below. I've listed a few of them I had on hand in no particular order."