No Runnies Allowed/Transcript

## His Running Problem

(The episode opens to a grassy field, where nothing is heard.)

Chuck: (Off-screen) WHOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Chuck whizzes onto the screen as a yellow blur who slows down time as he gets to the middle of the screen to grab it & flip it around.The scene then cuts to Matilda at her flower garden.)

Matilda: (Watering her flowers while humming.)

(Matilda looks to the right & shrieks. She quickly moves over back to avoid Chuck, & he shreds up her flower bed.)

Matilda: Hey! (Her watering can drops down on her head, stuffing it inside the holes. She shakes her head to remove the watering can but her head is now several tiny tubes. She is now soaked) Ow.

(Cut to Red, who is marching back & forth in front of the Eggs.)

Red: (Chanting) ...3, 4, 5, 6! I want a milkshake mix! (Normally) Yeah, that didn't make any sense. (Looks to the right & grabs a pair of binoculars.) Hey, what's that?

(Cut to Red's POV, showing his eyes through the binoculars, it shows the field zoomed out, but he eventually zooms in, revealing Chuck homing in on him incredibly fast leaving a humongous cloud of dust behind him. He screams as the yellow blur whizzes past him & he screams. He rotates 360 directions, &, eventually, turns into a small red tornado & crashes into a tree, causing all of the leaves to fall on him, a reference to the season fall, as a joke filler. He rises from the pile, & glares.)

(Cut to the Bird City Pool, where the Lifeguard Bird is watching the people in the pool. He then spots the blurred Chuck & freaks out, nearly falling out of his seat.)

Lifeguard Bird: Holy sealion's tail! What was that?! (Sees Chuck on the diving board.) Hey! Children aren't allowed on their!

Chuck: (Mocking the Lifeguard Bird.) "Children aren't allowed on their!" (Normal voice) Yeah, right. I'm doing it! (Makes a large stomp onto the diving board & the board is exactly 1 centimeter above the water. He then jumps up into the air & soon enough launches himself out of the planet & into space. Rockets down towards earth, turning himself into a burning fireball.) CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Chuck crashes down into the pool, causing the flames to burn the pool water & create a shockwave throughout Bird City, making the whole town somewhat safe.)

Chuck: (He is now stuck in the hole.) Eh. Nothing happened.

(Somehow, Chuck jinxes it as the city is now set on flames. Everyone in Bird City, even everyone at the pool starts screaming.)

Lifeguard Bird: YOU'll PAY FOR THIS PROBLEM, YOU CRAZY HOOLIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sets on fire.) AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Lays down & rolls on the floor.)

Chuck: (Nervously) Uh, I'll come back later. (Releases himself from the pool & rushes off, dodging the burning citizens.)

Chuck: Phew. Nearly got burned myself. (Bumps into Matilda.) Ow.

Matilda: (Clears throat; Angrily) Are you responsible for this? (Holds up a photo of her destroyed flower garden.)

Chuck: Yes.

Matilda: That's because this thing took me about 3 days to make!

(Flashback)

(Matilda is growing a flower. She puts a flower seed in the ground & covers it up. She waters it.)

Past Matilda: There! Now all I have to do is wait. (She waits.)

(Time skip. It is now 3:21.)

Past Matilda: (Groans.) Man, what's taking that flower so long? That's okay. I'll just wait longer.

(Cut to a black screen with a white time card saying "2 DAYS LATER". Cut back to past Matilda, who now has a five'o'clock shadow & stressed eyes. Her eyes are now stretched & are staring at the now growing flower. The flower fully grows, but grows several more flowers. Past Matilda then snaps out of her tired state.)

Past Matilda: What the heck?!

(Flashback ends.)

Matilda: (Traumatized) I still don't know why that flower gave birth to those 23 other flowers.

Red: & did you set the town on fire?!

Chuck: Yes.

Red: Chuck! I thought we agreed on never letting the town on fire ever again! Did you even remember the last time you set the town on flames?!

(Cut to a flashback, where the trio is watching the town on flames, with shocked faces, while Chuck is making a nervous face.)

(Flashback ends.)

Chuck: Well, I only wanted to try out the bazooka!

Red: & That's why we're not allowed in Guns n' Grabs.

Matilda: Look. We're tired of your so-called "training". & starting tomorrow, we're doing a (The screen gets closer to Matilda's face.) No. Running. Challenge.

Red: (Nods; Angrily) Me & Matilda are putting you through a test to see if you can go through tomorrow withOUT running! (Nicely) If you win, you can run whenever you like as long as you don't disturb us again.

Matilda: But if we win, you'll never be allowed to run ever AGAIN! (The word "AGAIN!" echoes into Chuck's head & he makes a traumatized face. As the word continues to echo,it starts to get slower & disorted.)

Red: Uh, Chuck? Hello. (Bangs his head onto Chuck's, & his eyes turn into googly eyes; dopey voice) He's not hearing me.

Matilda: C'mon. Let's go. (Starts to walk off with the dopey Red; offscreen.) He's gonna forget what I said.

(The dopified Red bumps into trees (Somehow) containing coconuts, & the sound of then lightly dropping on his head soon cuts back to the terrified Chuck. The background then fades to his room, where he is still making the same face.)

(The sound of the coconuts dropping soon fades into the sound of Chuck's cuckoo-clock ticking fast. The cuckoo then pops out & Chuck holds it in front of him.)

## The "No Running Challenge"

### Breakfast

Chuck: 24 hours without running?! How am I supposed to do this?!

(He steps out of his room & into the kitchen.)

Red: Whoa! Didn't get enough sleep, huh?

Chuck: (Talking through teeth.) No only did I didn't sleep at all last night, but I may never sleep again!

Red: Uh... (Gives him a mug of coffee.) Want some coffee.

Chuck: Wakes me up too fast.

Red: (Puts the coffee away, revealing a mug of hot-chocolate.) Hot-chocolate.

Chuck: Might make me rush to a glass of water. Listen, you are just making me lose the challenge.

Red: Wait. How did you know?!

Chuck: The tiny note on the mugs. But I'm too tired & my vision is too blurry to read what they're saying.

Red: (Sighs sadly; sadly) "It's a trap." I knew I should've written those notes in invisible ink.

Chuck: You know what? Just go make me some pancakes so I can just win this race... & when I said race I meant challenge.

Red: Sure. Right away.

### "Run" Training

Chuck: (Opens door. Sighs.) Okay, Chuck. Here we go. (He walks over next to Matilda's flower bed.)

(As Chuck looks at Matilda, & then her flower garden, he is reminded by him ruining her flower bed. The transparent scene appears.)

Matilda's voice: You'll never be allowed to run ever AGAIN!

(Chuck shrieks & just walks around the flower bed.)

Chuck: This is more lame than when I had breakfast.

(He leaves the flower bed & walks over to the Eggs. As he begins to run, he sees a sign saying "No running!". he then sighs & just walks around the nest.)

Chuck: This is more lame. (He leaves the nest & goes to the house.)

### Watching TV

(Chuck is resting on the couch.)

Chuck: (Sighs happily.) A little TV time couldn't hurt. (Grabs the remote.) Now let's see what's on the little screen.

(Chuck turns on the TV showing a Pig chasing a blue bird through a desert.)

(Chuck shrieks & hits a button on the remote.)

(The channel is now about gardening.)

Chuck; (Sighs sadly) This is just a bad day.

## Ran Out of Time

(Cut to a montage of Chuck doing things while just walking.)

🎶I stepped right past the line🎶

🎶& now I ran out of time🎶

🎶It's because of all of the chaos I was forced to pay🎶

🎶So I'm forced to walk all day🎶

🎶Once the problem had to start🎶

🎶I had to depart🎶

🎶From the running part🎶

🎶I totally stepped across the line🎶

🎶But ya know what?🎶

(Cut to Chuck entering his room with tears in his eyes. He flops over on his bed & starts crying. Fade to nighttime.)

🎶I now ran out of time.🎶

(Red & Matilda watch from the window.)

Red: What have we become?

Matilda: I think I know what we must do.

## Making Up

(It is now morning. Chuck wakes up to see Red & Matilda.)

Red: Uh, hey.

Chuck: WHat do you want now?

Red & Matilda: We lied.

Red: We said 1 instead of 2 & we're really sorry.

Matilda: You win, pal. The challenge's over. We felt like the villains here. We were gonna use Bomb to blow up & create the word "Sorry" in flames, but we had to do it the easy way.

(They all hug.)

(Chuck rushes out.)

Matilda: (To the viewers) Well, now you know.

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