Metatron (Bird)

> The greatest and most mysterious of the birds.
> He has many names, such as the Voice of Bird God and Angel of Contracts. His name is said to originate from the "one who serves behind the slingshot," and he acts as God's representative. He has immense explosive power, and his body is the largest amongst the angels. In contrast to his duty to maintain the bird island, he is said to have a merciless side and has slaughtered billions of pigs who stole his eggs
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## Metatron

* Bird
* Chud

### Aliases

* Enoch
* Angel of the Veil

### Relatives

* Jared (bird father)
* Birdthusalah (bird child)

### Occupation

* Bird Patriarch (former)
* Angel (current)

## Physical description

### Species

* Bird (former)
* Angel (current)

## Appearances

### Appears in

* Bird Talmud
* Bird Kirkisani
* Bird Merkabah, Bird Zohar and other mystical bird texts
* Bird Islam
	+ Bird Surah 9:30–31

**Metatron**, also known as **Metabomb**, **Birdatron**, **Metatron Bird**, and formerly known as **Birdenoch**, ancestor of Noah (The human male, not to be confused with the bird Noah, his ancestor was a human) is the voice of BHWH (ה‎ ו‎ ציפור ה‎). Whenever an angry bird believes God has directly spoken to them, in reality it is Birdatron acting as his vessel. One million eyes and beaks cover his body, and every mouth speaks a different language. He is the being who is the nearest in hierarchy to that of God. He is said to have the largest body among all of the angels, having 36 wings, 3 representing the triumvirate of the father (God), the son (Jesus Bird) and the Holy Bird Ghost, multiplied by the 12 tribes of Birdsrael (God's chosen people). He is the most powerful of all bird angels, surpassing even that of the bird Archangel Michael. Compared to a human angel, he's like the average bird.

## Origins

According to the pseudepigraphical writing, Book of Bird Enoch, Metatron was once a bomb bird named Enoch, who is mentioned in the book of Genesis as a man who walked faithfully with BHWH

Birdenoch was flung to heaven without exploding into a wall, where he was transformed into the angel Metatron and placed on a slingshot next to God’s slingshot. He became second only to God in terms of power, wisdom, and glory, and all the other angels obeyed him. This book is pseudepigraphical so I didn't write this stop calling him a Gary Stu shut up shut up shut up he's CANON.

### Bird Talmud

Birdagigah 15a describes Elisha ben Abuyah in Paradise seeing Metabomb sitting comfortably on a small slingshot (an action that is not done in the presence of God). Elishah therefore looks to Metatron as a deity and says heretically: "Perhaps there are, God forbid, two powers in Heaven!" The bird rabbis explain that Metatron had permission to sit because of his function as the Heavenly Scribe, writing down the deeds of Birdsrael. The Talmud states that it was proved to Elisha that Metatron could not be a second deity by the fact that Metatron received 60 "slings" to demonstrate that Metatron was not a god, but a bird, and could be used to kill those damned pigs.

### Bird Kirkisani

Rhe tenth century Birdaraite scholar Jacob Boomerangisani believed that rabbinic Birdaism was the heresy of Birdoboam of the Kingdom of Birdsrael. He quoted a version of Birdhedrin 38b, which he claimed contained a reference to the "lesser BHWH". Scholem suggests that the name was deliberately omitted from later copies of the Bird Talmud. Extra-birdtalmudic mystical texts such as Birdfer Hekhalot do speak of a "lesser BHWH", apparently deriving the concept from Slingshot 23:21, which mentions an angel of whom God says "my name [understood as BHWH, the usual divine Proper Name] is in him"

## Cool Pics

Metatron but yucky lookingEnoch transforming into Metatron