Piston Fairmont

**Piston Fairmont** was a wrestler who piloted the Billionaire Playbot in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion in the year 3000 AD. He was described as "one of CBW's most generous investors," and was owner of Fairmont Robotics through inheritance.

> Life isn't fair. Life is Fairmont.
>
> Piston Fairmont, Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars

## Appearance

Piston was usually wrapped in bedazzle, and wore a beautiful shirt. He wore beautiful sunglasses and had pristine teeth.

## Biography

### Inheriting Fairmont Robotics

Piston inherited Fairmont Robotics, as well as the F chip, from his father. He resolved to take the business in a new direction compared to his dad's vision of a clean and cybernetic world, instead focusing on the chip's ability to enhance robot fighting capabilities. This may have led to the creation of the Cyber Battle Wars promotion. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

### Fighting in Cyber Battle Wars

Piston cut a promo before his fight against Archie Incorporated. He sat in a luxurious armchair in a drawing room, with a painting of his father above the fireplace. He polished his Peace Fist award and spoke of his father's vision for a cleaner world. He showed off the F chip, and said it was his own idea to use it to make robots fight. He gave cheers to "all you boys at Incorporated Incorporated."

> Suck a dick, fuckdad.
>
> Piston Fairmont to Archie Incorporated, Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars

In the match against his business contemporary at the time, he made the Billionaire Playbot punch the Millionaire Fund Robot before Archie could speak too much. He offered the Robot a handshake but betrayed Archie once their hands made contact. As the match went on, Piston became frustrated with Archie and expressed that he believed there should be only one robotics company in the world and that he was making his father proud. He told Archie to "suck a dick, fuckdad" and ripped the Fund Robot apart after sneakily filling it with molten palladium.

Piston was then surprised by the appearance of Alexei Tetris' Kremlin Krusader. Alexei spoke of legacy, but Piston said Alexei knew nothing of what legacy really was. Piston's Playbot was finally defeated when the Russian Dolls emerged from the Krusader and began pulling it apart, causing Piston to make it tap out just before it was turned to an irreparable pile of scrap. The Quantum Computer did not take lightly to Piston's sneaky rule-breaking tactics during the fight, and took them below the arena to resolve the issue. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

## Signature moves

* **Big Cash** - A big splash with which the Playbot landed its full weight on its opponent.
* **Chateau Le Fist 1869** - The Playbot's fist shot out like a champagne cork at its opponent.
* **Priveldged Piledriver** - The Playbot jammed its opponent's head between its legs, boosted from its jet-propelled buttocks, and slammed down.
* **Wealthbrat** - The Playbot locked in a camel clutch, wires came from its hands and into the inner workings of its opponent, and pumped it full of molten palladium.
* **Murder and Acquisitions** - The Playbot ripped appart its opponent to salvage its innards, strapping them to itself like trophies.
* **Unseen 1%** - The Playbot turned invisible.

## Trivia

* Piston is part of Adam's Fairmont family of characters. He is implicitly related to Nathaniel Fairmont from NRB Plays Call of Cthulhu, and likely based on Preston Fairmont from Mansions of Madness.