Gattu

Gattu attempting to look like Spider-Man but looking like an absolute tool

### Eye color

you know the thing about a hindu…he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. when he comes at ya, he doesn’t seem be living, until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white

**Gattu** (Hindi: **गट्टू**) is one of the two main characters of *Gattu Battu*. He is a young detective along with his friend Battu at the Gattu Battu Security Agency. He can dab at Mach 5. Together, they protect the near-Human colony of Vishrampur from the criminal actions of Sher Singh and his gang of bitch boys.

## History

### Before *Gattu Battu*

A known collaborator with Battu, Gattu was sought out for his several crimes against humanity and nature. After avoiding capture by INTERPOL, Gattu and Battu settled in Vishrampur where they opened up their detective agency, hired Ting-Tong and allowed Dr. Bhatawadekar to establish a base of operations underneath the building.

#### The Seduction of Ting-Tong

At some point before the start of the series, the two of them seduced Ting-Tong and began their endless torture of the poor boy before hiring him as the agency's janitor. Exploiting the young man's naivety, they brought him back to the agency and proceeded to have their way with his hairless Hindu hot pockets, ending in a serving of their homemade curry on a nightly basis.

### *Gattu Battu*

Together with Battu, the duo routinely stop Sher Singh and prevent other criminals from pulling off heists and other foul deeds.

#### The Time Machine

Following an accident involving the good doctor's time machine, Gattu, Battu, Ting-Tong, and the good doctor himself end up in the past. While there, Gattu convinces the group to sacrifice Ting-Tong to a tribe of cannibals to protect a peaceful village.

#### The Secret of Computer Chip

Gattu and Battu assist the Indian Army with retreiving a stolen computer chip that not only granted immense power to whoever used it but also stored several petabytes of material from the dark web. Although the chip is seemingly retrieved, Gattu actually holds the real chip. When the time is right, he will bring about Numidium's return.

## **Appearance**

Gattu is a tall and lean boy. He sports a red shirt and khaki pants with white sneakers. He has short black hair, though his hair is thicker than Battu's. His eyes are empty after seeing the horrors of nuclear holocaust brought about by Gandhi. Alongside his appearance he hides a secret pouch where he hides goods including smuggled smegma in what he calls his "prison wallet"

## **Personality**

Gattu has a strong sense of justice, and will never let a wrongdoer escape him. His hatred of evil is what made him start is detective agency. He is also a master of martial arts, but refuses to hurt anybody. He instead uses his talents to tire out his opponents before apprehending them. He often has to fix issues started by Battu, but he does it with a smile because of how important Battu is to him.
Gattu is the polar opposite of Battu in the bedroom. Prone to bouts of extreme violence during coitus, Gattu is seen many times abusing not only Battu's ass, but slamming his face into concrete, shoving peppers into his urethra, bloodletting using Battu's testicles, and in the season 6 premiere, crushing his balls with a hammer and pouring molten steel and shit into the wound.

Gattu considers himself a ladies' man. By his word, he has girlfriends from all over the world, but reveals that he seduces them to make use of them later rather than from any romantic feelings. Although he almost always lies to women, Gattu is against hitting them. He vehemently denied Ting-Tong's prediction of him kicking a lady from behind would come to pass, as he had sworn never to hit women. This prediction is proven later out of Gattu's own compulsion, though he kicked the woman to save her from a deadly samosa. This moral standard didn't prevent Gattu from pointing his sweaty shitspear at Battu. Gattu also gets gangbanged in several episodes leading to the death of his family. These events alongside his ability to defecate in public with no shame led him to joining Gattu in a series of campaigns known as the "Self Inflicted Indo-Log Splitter" domestic wars.

He also has a curious relationship with carrots. Carrots provide Gattu with a plentiful amount of strength, hence the reason why he is seen eating them whenever he fights against his foes. He also loves hiding razor blades inside of them so when he jams them inside a wrongdoer or an unsuspecting child, they cause internal bleeding. This has led to him accidently getting a mouthful of metal when he forgets which anus pocket he stored the edible carrots in.

## Equipment

Gattu usually uses whatever Dagoth-Ur creates in his lab. Aside from whatever cursed daedric artifacts the Good Doctor produces, he often relies on his carrot to perform deep cavity searches.

## **Relationships**

### Battu

Battu is Gattu's very good friend and his submissive. Together they embark on adventures and foil plans by Sher SIngh, as well as violate the Geneva Convention and various Indian laws. A violent abuser and sadist, the takes great joy in the suffering of his friend, even though his antics usually warrant a death sentence. When confronted by a threat that Battu can't handle on his on, Gattu comes to his aid. Even if Battu doesn't deserve to live

### Ting-Tong

Ting-Tong is an employee at the Gattu Battu Security Agency and unfortunately receives the brunt of the friends' abuses. They picked him up off the streets and took him in, enticing the foolish lad with promises of homemade curry, but instead received nothing but suffering. Much like Battu, he is routinely beaten and brought toward the brink of death for his incompetence.

A night never goes by that Ting-Tong secretly wishes for death.

### Sher Singh and his gang

As the show's main antagonists, Sher Singh and his gang (mostly Bima and the fat henchmen) often try and foil the "good" deeds of Gattu, Battu, and their friends. Typically, Battu fucks up and Gattu has to use his carrot of anal reckoning to solve the crime. Often depicted in great detail, Gattu uses his carrot to break both the bodies and the spirits of Singh and his gang. Usually it ends with them escaping or behind bars, only to escape after offering their bussies to the warden.

### Dr. Bhatawadekar

The Good Doctor often provides both Gattu and Battu with his gadgets and devices to help out with stopping Sher SIngh. Usually both boys test his patience as they routinely damage or break his inventions. The good doctor serves as Gattu's and Battu's confidant. He helps them capture miscreants and also escape from Manmani, especially when the latter tries to arrest Gattu and Battu. However, Dr. Bhatawadekar's lack of efficiency in hearing sometimes gets the duo in trouble with him too. It is heavily implied that he taught Gattu how to be a cruel torturer of souls.

### Saddam Hussein and Bussy Bill

Vishrampur's incompetent police have a complicated relationship with Gattu and Battu. Manmani is usually a foe for both Gattu and Battu, as he tries to arrest them with the help of false complaints. He is actually jealous of the duo taking credit among the residents of Vishrampur for solving cases and getting criminals arrested. Manmani usually tries his best to get Gattu and Battu arrested at all costs.

However, at times, especially when Gattu's and Battu's help is needed. Manmani does not arrest them, but supports them. But, Chammat Singh does not readily agree to get Gattu and Battu arrested. Rather, he insists that they may be innocent, which is always proven to be true in the end.

## **Behind the Scenes**

Gattu's smile is a running gag through the later seasons of the show. Usually he smiles at acts deemed "reprehensible" or "vile" by others. This includes watching Battu fist a dying old man on the side of the road, Battu crawling in his smooth and shaven fart box and wearing him for an episode, and watching Battu die in the hospital from septic ass (although this was purely a dream sequence for the Scary Godmother crossover episode for Halloween).

According to the writers, many of the violent sexual acts are inspired by their own personal relations during work as well as drawing inspiration from a King of the Hill fanfiction.

He currently does not appear in any episodes of *Ting-Tong* but there are reports of his face flashing for half a second in some episodes.

## Gallery

Gattu kicking one of Sher Singh's many lovers in the throat. He died shortly after.Gattu standing idly by knowing no one can stop his rampageGattu being electrocuted by Dagoth Ur's weaponized kitchenGattu smacking Battu's twink ass, letting him know its time to bend that twig boy ass over and prepare to be anally annihilated.Gattu and Battu await teachings from the DabberGattu and Battu in cold weather gear, ready to explore a frozen bussy fortress.