Gratuitous Lists

When the cast contrives to force someone, usually Ben Jenkins, to improvise a whole list of things right on the spot. Usually veers sharply toward filth around 75% of the way.

During the When Hell Freez-Over stream, Dave explained that the Friends use this as an improvisational warm-up exercise before the shows and streams begin, thus the frequency with which it's used.

## Bobby Pancakes Nicknames (1.06)

Janos Meer’s nicknames for Bobby Pancakes in Non-Lethal Witchbolt (1.06)

* The Panster
* Bobbin' For Apples
* Bibbity Bobbity Boo
* Pansnakes
* Snakes
* Snakeboy
* Burbles
* Bingo
* Blorps
* Bobby the Fucko
* Fuckhead
* Dick
* You Piece of Shit, Bobby
* Bob
* Robert
* Bobby Pancakes?!

## Shipwright Henchmen (1.08)

Albrecht Rumsfield's surprisingly family-friendly list of fairly unhelpful Dwarven henchmen in It True, Me Your Nightmare (1.08)

* James
* Billy
* Tony
* Chris
* Tony II
* Tony Jr.
* Tony Sr.
* Mark
* Matheson
* Mary
* Bernard
* Bernadette
* Brutus
* Caesar
* Lipton
* Tea

## New York City (3.04)

Mr. Sour’s nicknames for New York City in I've Never Seen a Gooch That Couldn't Be Improved (3.04)

* The Big Peach
* The Tiny Grape
* The Slippery Bug
* The Angry Hornet In A Shoe
* The Stinky Hat Left On The Porch
* The City That Goes "Hello!"
* Island One, Two, And Three
* Cum Island

## Haystack Elevator (3.11)

Freezo hits all the buttons in an elevator during ...Okay, That's a Persuasion Check (3.11) and they force Dave to name all the levels.

* Level 1 - Holding Cells
* Level 2 - Kitchens
* Level 3 - Housekeeping
* Level 4 - Housekeeping, Second Annex
* Level 23 - Security
* Level 51 - Housekeeping Again
* Level 60 - Skyway Lounge
* Level 69 - Hing asks for this despite there only being 60 levels. "It goes to 60, ya dipshit." - Simon Greiner

## Costumes For Sale (3.14)

Sebastian Bumblebee's costumes for sale in A Sexy Number Four Please (3.14)

* Chef
* Construction Worker
* Miner
* #4

* Bunny
* #6

* [Somehow offensive to all races]
* Sebastian Bumblebee’s clothes
* Rich Man (Uncle Pennybags)
* Poor Man
* Sexy Priest
* Sexy Undertaker
* Sexy Gravedigger
* Sexy Mourner
* Sexy Corpse
* Sexy #4
* Sexy Sebastian Bumblebee

## Magic Stones (Melbourne Special Pt. 1)

Magical stones for sale at Gunder & Son & Gunderson in the Melbourne Special. Each of them can:

* Make your hair grow very long
* The power of piss
* Ruby that turns you invisible
* Make you into a bat
* If you are a bat, it will make you not a bat again
* If you tap it, it turns into shoes
* Really nice looking and smells of lilac
* So shiny and wonderful. It will make your teeth bigger. It's so unpleasant
* One for being fast
* One for being slow
* Makes you cum

## Top Ten Toys of the Season (Yulemas 2017)

Freezo's top ten toys of the season from the Yulemas Special 2017:

* The furry
* Sickle me Elmo
* Tokemon
* Tragic cards
* Nintendo itch
* A gun
* Incontinence pads
* Cloning machine from The Prestige
* Blue lights
* Cum?
* Segway

## Additional Bobby Pancakes Nicknames (TOA.00)

Janos Meer’s additional nicknames for Bobby Pancakes in Stream of Annihilation (TOA.00), a list which was truncated when Ben was admonished for swearing:

* Bobby "The Bad Boy" Pancakes
* Bobby "Shit For Eyes" Pancakes
* Bobby Bobson, The Man With Nine Toes

## Steps for Launching a Ship (TOA.06)

Orders given by Baston, captain for very questionable reasons of the ship *Feathered Cap*, to his crew to get the ship launched quickly:

* Hoist the mizzen!
* Tie all the bits down!
* Make sure it's not leaking!
* Spin the wheel!
* Make it goooooo!
* I think that is sufficient!

An experienced sea captain subsequently indicated that following these instructions would cause the ship to explode.

## Bushu's Steps to apologising to Freezo (Twitch 1.01)

Bushu's 10 step program he took to work towards apologising to Freezo During Twitch Series "When Hell Freezo-ver" 1.01 "Is he a Mickey Mouse or a Donald Duck"

1. Thinking about what I've done
2. Feeling guilty
3. Snacks
4. Cookery course
5. Going and cleaning out all of my mums stuff cause she’s a hoarder.
6. Doing an advance Lego competition show
7. Doing a second season of the Lego show
8. Promotional book tour of the Lego show
9. Back to thinking about what I've done
10. Naptime
11. Apologising to Freezo