Hotel

The Hotel was the main interaction location and residential establishment of the Skylands setting in the LadsChat memo. It was a large hotel with a seemingly nondescript amount of rooms. It was somewhat run-down and quite overgrown, due mostly to Giorno's involvement. The hotel housed two "hotel pets"; one being a cat known as Marigold, created by Giorno from a Pride and Prejudice book, and the other being Fugo's pet betta fish, Eden, as well as Perci until he subsequently escaped, did a kidnapping, and got fucking killed.
The hotel also featured such things as the Stairway Tissue Box (a carryover from the previous location), the Chicken Closet (where they put the chickens, and, at one point, Perci), an incorporeal receptionist (replaced with a Baby Yoda toy in her absence), a goat (????), a Nisse, and three different "Cabinet Gremlins" from time to time.
The second floor was reserved for the staff's rooms, and some honorary associates.

## The Staff

The Staff that managed the hotel consisted of several members, few of whom actually had defined jobs. They did not earn any pay, but all staff were offered room and board as "compensation" for working.
There were also 'associates', who did not count as staff, but were notable for either proximity to the staff, or lending some assistance in unofficial capacity.

**Staff Members**

* Tio
	+ One of the founders? Who is she? where did she go?
* Giorno Giovanna
	+ One of the founders and main receptionists, which served as his primary job at the hotel. He was also responsible for the plant life growing in the lobby, and using this plant life to cover holes in the wall. Made one of the hotel pets.
* Noelle Reaper
	+ One of the founders and main receptionists, which served as her primary job at the hotel. She has anxiety. Usually seen at the desk with Giorno. Forms close bonds with people (somewhat selectively).
* Narancia Ghirga
	+ One of the main receptionists and local troublemaker. Had a tendency to sleep for extensive amounts of time (up to months at a time).
* Pannacotta Fugo
	+ Generally the (former) *serious* paperwork handler and one of the receptionists occasionally. Responsible for recruiting Salem, Stella and Ilta (after reading her résumé). Stopped showing up to work (understandably) due to mental health reasons and also because he wasn't getting paid.
* Salem Penner
	+ The Hotel Doctor.
* Victor
	+ The Hotel Nurse? Also Noelle revived him from the dead (oopsie!)
* Ilta Impi
	+ The only staff member to have a résumé. Submitted it to Fugo, who then accepted her into the staff. Eventually became the main paperwork handler. Also the designated Hotel Grandma (/Nonna) who offered comfort, love, support, and advice to anyone that came to her looking for it. Handled most of the paperwork as well as kept careful record of the happenings of the Hotel and the visitors, customers, residents and regulars.
* Stella Octangula
	+ Child. Very social and mainly worked at the front desk and gave people their room keys. Made friends, explained the workings of the place, etc.

**Associates**

* Adrien Souris
	+ Organised the keys! Lived in a cabinet!!! Friends with Stella
* Skipper Sabri
	+ Helped clean up from time to time when nobody was around.
* Limbo Adkins
	+ Narancia's girlfriend
* Mason-Veronica Kingsley
	+ Essentially Salem's apprentice. A Med student. Close friends with Noelle. Offers medical assistance where applicable. Unfortunate gayboy.
* Tom (Ink Being)
	+ Mechanic and general maintenance worker. Thanks, Tom!
* Bluff Auclair
	+ Friend of the hotel. Associated because she messed around and found out and accidentally inherited Noelle's psychic ability.
* Nephele Regale
	+ Never left the lobby. Always There. Good to have around. Had a pillow fort.
* Leone Abbacchio
	+ Wine Aunt/Dad. Lived in the basement. Came out of the oven sometimes. broke the coffee machine.
* Bruno Bucciarati
	+ Mom. Showed up whenever someone broke something or sometimes just when someone needed help.
* Guido Mista
	+ sometimes showed up for the cereal and also to knock Perci out at least once or twice

## The End of the Hotel

The Hotel was discontinued with the retirement of the Skylands as a RP location, proceeded by The Castle. On Midnight, January 25th, 2021, Everyone in the Hotel fell unconscious and woke up in the Castle. Nobody was left behind, and, as it stands, there seems to be no way back.