Card Bored... To Death! (Not really 😉)

Whoa, Red. Don't get harsh on that cutout.

Cardboared... To Death! (Not really 😉) is the 1st book in The Angry Birds Show miniseries Books of Birds... & Crazy Adventures!.

## Description

Follow the Angry Birds as they stop King Pig from eating the Eggs, while trying to find the difference between fake & cardboard. It is based off of Mighty Hoax: Part 1: The Cardboard & Mighty Hoax: Part 2: Take the Fake Out!.

## Plot

### Chapter 1: The Fake-Out

*Note: Red narrates the whole story & even voices the characters in the story perfectly. He also speaks in first person.*

One night, I was sleeping under the stars, mainly because I was guarding the Eggs. Soon, around midnight, a Pig stole the Eggs & even added cardboard copies!

Morning rose & I awoke nice & early. "Good morning, world.", I said. I turned around & saw the "Eggs" still there. "Oh. I thought a Pig was stealing the Eggs.", I said. "Huh, these look similar to the Eggs we own.", Chuck replied, a bit confused. However, thanks to his own clumsiness, the cardboards fell over & they were just fakes! 'Wait, what?!'

Every freaked out (Matilda freaked out the hardest). Then. I heard a super fast 'whizz, whizz, whizz' sound & a laugh. I knew that 'whizz, whizz, whizz' sound was from a helicopter. But when I heard that laugh from up there, that only meant 1 Pig: King Pig. Because I saw 2 greren fat hogs up there, I grabbed binoculars & when the others looked in there (maybe because their nosy) they freaked out... again (Matilda freaked the hardest & fainted.)

"Hey fools! I turned to fake outs! & if you noticed, I had the real Eggs in this magic sack." King Peanut-for-Brains said. & when he meant magic sack, he meant that he's gonna eat the Eggs. With 1 angry heart, I told everyone to give chase!

### Chapter 2: A Dash Through the Forest.

As we gave chase throughout this forest (I don't know what it's called), we saw 3 paths. 3 paths of torcherous trickery. As Jay, Jake & Jim looked (I mean entered!) in the 1st tunnel, they were hit by a truck. Seriously, who though putting a truck in a tunnel a good trap?! Well, I mean, Looney Tunes exists-- Oh. Right. Back to story. In the 2nd tunnel I saw nothing but the light at the end of this tunnel! "There he is!", Bomb shouted in excitement. They attacked the supposed King Pig & as I saw, it was broken. That was the cardboard cutout. I was so angry.

### Chapter 3: Traps Through the Plateus

Chuck threw a rage & I realized that the real mastermind & is still at his castle with the Eggs. I left the cardboard cutout left in the rain cracked & getting tongues stuck out at him. That cutout didn't get any love because of that stupid face he made at us. We left to get the real mastermind & as the statue was given a tear by a raindrop. I STILL HATE YOU NOT-SO FUNNY CUTOUT!!!!!!!!!!

Our 1st challenge was a humongous course of cardboard King Pigs. Well, now that we've learned our ways about that tomfoolery, we now knew these were cardboards. I grew more angry at the many funny faces they made at me. I bashed through those stupid jerky face cutouts like a crazed, angered & really irritated madman.

The 2nd challenge was machine bows & arrows. Let me say, they were just going so fast! We decided to sneak underground & hold up cardboard cutouts. Chuck replied "Just go past them... with speed!!!". He did this thing called the "Speednado" & Matilda (Don't continue to tell me that she's unconscious.) knocked down the machines. We managed to get past, but we got arrows to the brains.

3rd challenge? Go figure. Fighting King Pig. We took him & his army in about, I dunno, 20 secs?

Hey, & when we got home, Matilda woke up & we felt guilty for those head slams.

& We all lived happily ever after. The end!

### Paper Cutout Page

H., wanna play with the book? cut out these paper cutouts of me & my friends! If ya see the King Pig cutouts, just shred them up.

## Discoveries

The 3rd tunnel you saw in Chapter 1 was unknown. What I only saw was an piglligator!!!!... Ya know, a pig & alligator mutant.