Samurai Asshole

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## Samurai Asshole

S'asshole, as he appears in Newgrounds Rumble

### First Appearance

*Samurai Asshole* (1999)

**Samurai Asshole,** shortened to **S'asshole** in *Newgrounds Rumble,* is a character from the *Samurai Asshole* series. He is a reckless samurai who wants to avenge his master's death, as well as find who caused the destruction of his village.

## Background

Samurai Asshole's master was invited as the guest of honor to a dinner by three religious leaders. He died when he accidentally choked on his chicken. While the temple guards apologized for what happened, Samurai Asshole chose to avenge his death by killing them. This angered the dragon god, Draco, who teleported him to the heavens. Samurai Asshole defeated him and was transported back to Japan. He slaughters more guards, and comes across a spaceship. As he goes to another planet, two Penilians talk about their plans to take over Earth. He lands in the village of the Snorfs, and proceeds to attack the villagers. Suddenly, Samurai Asshole stops and is surprised by something offscreen. The game then ends on a cliffhanger.

In *Newgrounds Rumble*, he fights to test his strength and find the destroyer of his village.

## Character Profiles

***Newgrounds Rumble-**Samurai Asshole could not pass the opportunity to hone his skills against the most feared figures of Newgrounds. Perhaps he will find the destroyer of his village among them.*

## *FDA*

Samurai Asshole makes a cameo appearance in the *FDA* episode *Taint of Love*. A *Samurai Asshole* arcade machine appears in the background of the music video, with the screen replicating the gameplay of the original flash game, showing Samurai Asshole preparing to do battle with two Temple Guards.

Samurai Asshole, as he originally appeared in *Samurai Asshole*.Samurai Asshole, as he appears in *Taint of Love*.
## *Newgrounds Rumble*

Samurai Asshole appears as a playable character in *Newgrounds Rumble*. As a *Newgrounds Rumble* character, he has strong attacks and good reach, but his attacks are slow and his Gun projectile is weak. in his story, S'asshole fights to practice his fighting abilities against Newgrounds' strongest. Samurai Asshole also hopes to find the destroyer of his village. He first confronts Piconjo, a notorious Newgrounds lawbreaker. S'asshole later locates Alloy, and attacks him, thinking his robot suit could give him the power to destroy his village. He returns to his village, only to discover Pico desolating the land. He defeats him, only to discover that it was Convict, a villain that can can change his form. As the real Pico finds S'asshole, he explains that Convict was framing him. S'asshole teams up with Pico to defeat him. In his ending, the people thanked him for his assistance. However, as he had not found his village's destroyers, he had nothing left to search for in Newgrounds and left it to resolve its own problems.

His appearance has been updated, now sporting blue hair, a torn kimono, and blue pants.This design was originally created for a *Samurai Asshole* sequel that was ultimately canceled.

Samurai Asshole's first redesign by MindChamber.Samurai Asshole's second redesign by MindChamber.
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