Mario

Mario plays god with his brother Luigi.

**Mario Mario** is the lead Made Mario and mascot of the Mario franchise.

## Biography

### Childhood

According to Mayro, the Mario family was too poor to afford swimming lessons, leaving the Mario brothers unable to swim gracefully without a Frog Suit.

### Jobs

"*And this is where Mario by comes and he starts singing to you!*"
"*Weird!*"
—Two really enthusiastic gentlemen in 1990[src]
Due to his low social status, Mario was forced to work in many assorted terrible jobs to make money. He fought in the Vietnam War, and worked under abusive and stressful construction situations. The worst job he ever had, however, was dressing up as ethnic caricatures and patiently standing in horrific environments just to appear on a Game Over screen for a few seconds—all as a marketing gimmick to help sell the 1990 Game Boy port of *Qix*.

Mario's costumes included a Mexican caricature in a desert, a Spanish torero in a bullfight, a snake enchanter in front of the Taj Mahal, a Chinese caricature juggling dishes, a British royal soldier guarding Queen Elizabeth II, and a caricature in blackface with a spear. Such caricatures would probably have gotten Mario publicly executed on Twitter had the *Qix* port been released around 2021.

### 2020

#### December

Maio died once on December 16 in Meringue Clouds, fulfilling the *Maio will die once* prophecy.

### 2021

#### April

At the end of March 31 and the beginning of April Fool's Day (April 1), Mario was publicly executed by Nintendo to increase FOMO-induced money. He then plagiarized Jesus Christ's original Easter resurrection to be reborn three days later on Easter (April 4).

#### June

On June 27, Mario (played by RedFalcon) schemed to use *Apocalypse Mode: Crimson Bird Update* as a way to clone himself with Double Cherries and replace Luigi as his brother. A suspicious Luigi tried to slip into the game to stop the red plumber, but Mario successfully created two new brothers. In the end, Mario either realized that no one could replace Luigi or that he didn't want any brothers at all, killing his clone at the Goal Pole.

#### July

"*What was that lo—that's the worst long jump I've ever seen in my life! Who long jumps like that?! Mario, if you go to the Olympics and look at a long jump tournament, that's not, that's not what it looks like! They don't do that! Typically they go far!*" —Mayro[src]
Mario is expected to attend the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo, Japan from July 23 to August 8. Mayro expects him to lose the Long Jump tournament by a landslide.

some say he is a miget and peach hates him and likes bowser more

## Relationships

* Mario Crew
	+ Luigi Mario
	+ Todd
	+ Peach
	+ Bucken-Berry
	+ Ala-Gold
	+ Toadette
* Flobbybugs
	+ PangaeaPanga - Player
* Two Brother Clones & Victims

Enemies* *Qix* - Worst Job

## Notes and references

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Maio will die
2. ↑ If I Say a Word with More Than 1 Syllable
3. ↑ The Most Insane Shell Snipe of All Time
4. ↑ March 10 is Mario/Mar10 Day.
5. ↑ Mario and Luigi were likely born around 1983 in-universe, as balloons reading "30" are prominent in *Dr. Luigi*, a Year of Luigi game. This would imply that Luigi (and therefore Mario) was born 30 years before *Dr. Luigi*. Another *Dr. Luigi* title is *Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon*, where King Boo is imprisoned in a portrait. *Dark Moon* probably takes place between *Mario Kart Wii* (marking late 2013) and *Mario Kart 7* (marking early 2014), implying a c. 2013 date for the Year of Luigi.
6. ↑ Comment on *Removing Water from Every Water Level in Super Mario 3D World....*
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 3 Costumes That Nintendo Really Shouldn’t Have Put Into Super Mario Odyssey.
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 The Hardest Mario Levels You've Ever Seen...
9. ↑ I made the floor kill you in Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury.