Let's Light This Up!

Lumiose City's outside is seen in the distance, from different points of view. Routes 5, 4, 13, 14 and 18. The Tower, the Gym and other important buildings are heard. Suddenly, Uxie, the Lake Acuity's legendary, is seen in front of the frame, reading a comic. Suddenly, he notices he's being watched, throws the comic away, and poses to the camera.

- "Welcome everybody to this brand new Pokédramon City! I am Uxie, but let's face it, you've probably ever heard of me... I don't use to go out a lot..." A phone ring sounds in the background, and he uses Psychic to make the phone come to him. "Hold on for a sec." Accepts the call. "Hi, Uxie here! Who's there?"

- "Uxie! It's me, Azelf! Dude, you are completely screwing this up! You must tell about past shows you've been at! Don't go for the "you probably ever heard of me" thing. Seriouslly! And the comic? Man, you know how less than professional is that?"

- "Az, last time I checked, I was the host of this, and you were on Vacation on Victini Island, right?"

- "yeah, but..."

- "Then? I am sorry if I am overreacting with this, but you said I was going to have a chance now..."

. "Fine, don't worry. Remember, don't tear yourself down" Uxie cuts the phone call.

- "Allright, as I was saying, welcome to a brand new season of Pokédramon! For this special season, I've brought with me the best co-host in the world, my special friend, Mesprit! Mesprit pops up next to him.

- "Thanks, sweetie, but last time I checked, we were just friends. Nothign special about it... But hey, hi everyone, the name's Mesprit, but not gonna lie, yous surely already saw me on Total Pokédramon Tour Reloaded and many other reality shows! I'll be here all the way with you, and now going to tell you how this season will work! Mind if I do, Uxie?" Says she with a charming look.

- "Sure....hehehe... go ahead..." says the host while drooling

- "So, this season of Pokédramon will be slightly different from the others in the past. This season will consist in a race all around the different six regions of our pokémon world! Also, instead of different contestants one by one, the contestants will compete in teams of two racers. We will divide the race into different legs, that all have a chill zone at the end. Instead of getting people eliminated, the eliminated teams will be the last ones to reach the chill zone, that will be left behind. Anything to add, Uxie?"

- "Uh..what? Oh, yeah! To travel from one location to another, we will use The Lake Betsy, Azelf's private plane. He allowed us to use it, but not even with all the soap in the world we could remove the "Azelf Rulez" paintings from all the rooms inside... It's something that our contestants will have to get used to..."

- "Ugh, as if it was so hard to do... at least there are also "Mespritz Hot" one..."

- Uh.. those are way better... but whatever, we already talked too much! It's time to introduce the contestants!" A bus stops in front of the two hosts, and Shaymin flies out of it, around the two hosts, while Sableye gets out of the bus slowly, and carefully. "This are "The Best Friends", Sableye and Shaymin!

- "Shaymin and I met not so much time ago, when she got in my cave. Sure, it was an accident.. but a friendship got out of that! And it was awesome, cause I don't have many friends..." Says Sableye in front of the map showing the six regions of the pokémon world that the contestants will use as the confessional.

- "C'mon, cut the negativity out fo that, buddy! Cheer up! If we are here, it's not to win, it's to have fun, you need it!" replied Shaymin to this.

- "Ugh... I'll try..." The camera gets back to Uxie, after Sableye's answer.

- "Next on, there are two other great friends... meet Pignite and Watchog!" Watchog gets out of the bus with the peace sign, and Pignite behind, stuffing a donut at his mouth.

- "It's really nice to be all around the world, but let's face it... we will definetelly don't win this thing! But hey! That's not the reason why I joined this... I hope one of this locations will be my perfect paradise... however, the money will help..." said Watchog doing plenty of moves with the arms.

- "And also, while travelling, we can taste exothic foods!" says his partner "oh, brace yourself... I feel a big one comming...."

- "Everyone down!" screams the roedent.

- "BUUUUUUUUUURP!" is all the Pignite does, at his face, leaving it covered of drool.

- "That. was. Awesome! But disgusting, seriouslly, try to hold them in"

- "Ya' know what happens when I do that... gas must leave the body..."

- "Ugh, why do I even ask... Hand me a donut." Scene returns to Uxie and Mesprit, that just watch how Mawile and Corsola get out of the bus.

- "Hi, sweet cheeks, when are we getting started?" Maxile asked to Uxie, while posing. "I cannot wait for long..."

- "OMG we're like getting into this city! It's perfect for shopping!" comented Corsola near them, while taking a picture of Lumiose City in the distance. Those words seemed to get Uxie back to reality.

- "Uh, yeah, today we're getting there. Mind to go and wait with the other teas while I introduce the others?"

- "Absolutely no". Corsola and Mawile stopped near the other four contestants, and Watchog, Pignite and Sableye started staring at them. However, Shaymin fastly slapped her friend to get him out of the charm, while the Happy Go-Luckers just started to flex their biceps to impress them.

- "We both are really hot, aren't we?" said Corsola in the confessional.

- "And YOU'll be rooting for us!" said Mawile, while pointing the screen. "Team Bitches for the win!" Corsola glares at her. "What?" Confessional cuts.

- "Allright, next team introduced are the Adventurers!" Aipom jumped out of the bus.

- "C'mon, Turtwig, our turn!"

- "I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying" replied his voice. He jumped out of the bus, crashed with Aipom and both rolled to the other cast members.

- "We're really ready to get throught this experience." explained Aipom in the confessional. "We've already been in other reality shows, so we got this one totally in our..." Stopped, looking at Turtwig. " Uh..shell!"

- "Yeah! Adventureee!" Scene goes back to Uxie.

- "Also competing Lopunny and Joltik!" Lopunny gets out of the bus, while posing, and a storm of photos are taken around her by her little minion, Joltik, that moves at the speed of the light.

- "Hell-O my dear fans! I know most of you are probably just watching this show just due to me. Well, just letting to know that I won't disappoint you. I am totally winning this, and who doesn't think so, is a fool" said she, winking and blowing kisses to the camera.

- "Ugh, what do you think that you are doing?" said Mesprit.

- "Darling, I am just stealing the show. People loves me! You know this will make your rattings bigger!"

- "No, honey. If something will make the rattings bigger is ME! The hottest host!" Both enchance death glares, until Mesprit uses Psychich and sends Lopunny flying away.

- "Anything to say, Joltik?" asked Uxie to the little Spider.

- "I am not even a being for Mrs. Lopunny. I'll be just here for the pics, so don't reffer to me as something that exists."

- "Oooh" said Uxie, visibly surprised. "Well, then introducing the next team!"

- "No need of introduction, we are already known in all the regions!" says a soft girl voice inside the bus. A Hawlucha backflips out of it, and holds with a hand on the floor. A Meowstic jumps and puts her tail in Hawlucha's right foot, that's pointing at the sky. She then opens arms and legs, and a confetti explosion appears behind them.

- "Why do this guys get a confetti canon and I do not? I demand confetti!" squeaked Lopunny with her high-pitched voice. Meowstic hears her, and cares to reply.

- "Sorry dearie, but just the actual artists can get one!" Finishing the line with a charming wink to the camera.

- "Did you see that?! Meowstic, Lopunny, Corsola, Mawile... This is full of hot crazy babes!" said Watchog in the confessional, with Pignite swallowing more donuts with nonstop on his side. "I feel like I am going to like this show very much." Scene gets back to the hosts.

- "Well, this two guys are Hawlucha, a famous wrestler and also actor, and Meowstic, the head captain of Kalos' cheerleadering squad. They are actually dating, so girls and guys, don't hope to end up with one of them." explained Uxie. "Hey, what's wrong, Mesprit?" asked him, after watching her in her thinking face.

- "Why didn't I get a confetti canon?" said her, about to cry.

- "Oh, I can get you one, or two, or the many confetti canons you need!" hurried him.

- "Thanks, I am feeling better now..." said she while sniffing, before completely returning to her charming pose. "So, guys, go with the rest, so we can introduce more contestants".

- "Well, it is true that I am a famous actor, but I haven't always been one..." was explaining Hawlucha in the confessional, with Meowstic admiring him. "I started as a fighter in that show called "Mega Mahyem", but none of the fights was real, and they were all prepared before, so I thought... hey! I am acting right now... why not bring it to huge screens? Haaaaw!" finished him with a pose, allowing his girlfriend to talk.

- "I met him on the production of an advert. If you haven't noticed yet, I am an incredibly sexy model. We realised we were perfect for each other, and have been dating since!"

- "But dates will have to wait, cause now, our mission is win this race, for the honor of Kalos!" Lots of laughs are heard from out of the screen zone, and a voice is heard saying "Kalos? Seriouslly? LMFAO", leaving both with an angered look. "Hey, what's wrong with Kalos?"

- "Hunk, I was just going to say the same!" They start making out, as the laughters fade, and the scene gets back to Uxie.

- "So, our next team are also dating, and one of them is an actual reality TV show pro... Meet Vivillon and Kricketune!" Vivillon appears flying in the air, and singing "lalalalaa" and Kricketune gets down the stairs playing his own pincers, creating relaxing music, that makes the rest of the contestants to start fallign asleep. Turtwig directly falls asleep to the floor.

- "Heeeeello, dear pokémons! I hope we aaaaall get to be good friends!" said Vivillon, making several flips in the air.

- "Wow, she's nuts!" said Aipom, moments before starting to chase his own tail.

- "She must be having fun!" said Shaymin, on her side, and started flying around her.

- "I am closer to my dreams than I've ever been before!" said Vivillon, proudly, in the confessional. " I still haven't found a prince, but I've found a bard. Some princess had secret lovers that were bards, so I feel like a really bad girl!"

- "Yeah, you are a really bad girl... but also the sweetest one on earth!" commented Kricketune, making her blush. "Anyways, we're gonna show everyone how we aren't lame for having our own thoughts, and we'll kick some serious butts in our Medieval way!" said him while moving his pincers wildly.

- "And always with a song!" replied Vivillon. "Prepare some chords, cause it's my time..." As Kricketune started playing music, she warmed her voice. "Allright, I've got it..." She does a deep inspiration and when she's about to sing, the confessional stops.

- "Also in our season, there are Sensei Shiftry and his student, Treecko!" commented Uxie, right before the team Fairytale landed  and managed to stay quiet.

- "Indeed. I can do this introduction fast and simple". Said Shiftry, misteriouslly appearing behind him. "Shifty. Treecko. Ninjas. See? I think they all got it."

- "Well, that was a fast introduction" commented the host. "Are you ninjas all this quiet?"

- "We use words as the fire that makes us fight at the speed of the light. Our skill depends on not talking much."

- "Wow, really?" said the host, impressed.

- "Nah, just messing with you. People always fall for that!" said the Old Pokémon laughing. "If I was serious, I would have never described it with that many words."

- "Ugh!" said the host, clearly pissed of. "And where's your student, right now?"

- "Damn Treecko! He had to be at my side!" Now the pissed of one was Shiftry. Treecko appeared suddenly at the top of Turtwig's shell, and had a ridiculous fall to the ground when he realised him.

- "How you got here?" asked the turtle, shocked.

- "To be honest, I don't even know. i am actually really new at this ninja stuff, and sometimes, while trying the speed tricks Sensei showed me, ended up in some really weird places..." said the Treecko, a bit ashamed.

- "Cool! Can you show me some of that tricks?" asked Turtwig, amazed.

- "Treecko, you are still not allowed to do that. First of, you should actually be good at this." said Shiftry rudely.

- "If you don't mind, can you go with the re-..." Uxie stops watching Shifty already there. "Nevermind."

- "Enough spotlight for others, time for me to get some" Mesprit pushed Uxie away. "Next team in are Pansage and Dedenne, the U-..."

- "Uncle and Niece" explained Pansage, appearing just in time to cover the Diva's mouth. "Wanting to have bonding time in this show".

- "That's kind of stupid." said Mesprit "why an uncle and a niece should bond? Wouldn't it be more father and daughter thing? And also, that's not the label put on here..." said her pointing at the papers.

- "Yeah, whatever,we changed that" said him, quickly getting the papers. "And what we decide to do actually isn't your interest".

- "You don't need to be that rude, Boss!" said Dedenne, but immediatly saw his glare "I use to call my uncle Boss, so? And I like to be called Wanda, if you don't mind." saying the last line with a puppy, or in this case, mouse face.

- "Allright, as it's obvius, we aren't uncle and niece." explained him in the confessional. "Inspector Pansage, from Teselia's special cases." shows his wallet. "And this is Wanda, my helper". He pointed her. "Also, she has the IQ of a Potato".

- "That's not true! I am smarter than most of the Pokémon in the police's Young Club!"

- "And how many members does that club have...?"

- "Three, and one's a Kakuna, but so? I am like super smart and super ready for this."

- "Yeah, whatever, we're just here because few days after this competition started, there were some Smeargle original stolen pictures from an art museum. The only clue I could find after hours and hours of exaustive checking, was a notebook with the words "Amuxeing Race" and the day it started. Also, there was a note "Remember to bring more than a panty". We are here to make a full investigation and catch the thief, or thieves. And nobody will stop us from doing so!" Opens arms, and accidentally hits Wanda, that electrocutes him, but also herself, falling both to the floor.

- "Next ones in are Wobbuffet and Psyduck! How are you doing guys?" Asks uxie to the two guys that just get out of the bus.

- "Doing perfectly fine" Answered Psyduck, while crawling on the floor.

- "What are you doing?"

- "Doing the Ekans" answered Psyduck. My Doctor says it's something good for the health.

- "Oh...allright... and your friend?"

- "He doesn't talk much... but he can join me, and also you, if you want!"

- "Heheh... maybe in the future..."

- "Yeah, I know I am doing really good! Just introduced and already on fire!" commented Psyduck pointing his thumbs at himself. "The HOST wants to join ME into making the Ekans! That's all the way to be the favourite!"

- "Garbage Crackers!" Said Wobbuffet suddenly.

- "Wo, that's a nice one, buddy!" Psyduck pat patted his back. Confessional cuts.

- "Our next team are Marill and Azumarill, that are precisely mother and daughter? Isn't that cute? Having the family all toghether competing!" told Uxie to the viewers

- "Well, not the whole family, just me and my daughter. My husband and my other child, Azurill, have decided to stay home for this." Said Azumarill, slowly.

- "Mum, i think he wasn't reffering to that..." Marill poped in the talk.

- "Oh! Now I see it! You are a really smart girl, so proud!" Marill rolled eyes.

- "Me and my Daughter have decided to compete here to make a special bond! I don't use to have much time for her, between the job and my son's matches, but I am sure that when this finishes, we'll be surely really good friends!" Explained on the confessional.

- "Well, I have really high hopes for this thing!" said the daughter, smiling as her mother watched, but soonly sighing "I just hope none of my friends watches this..." added on softer voice.

- "So, who's up next?" asked Mesprit as the Mother and Daughter approached the rest.

- "Hi, I'm Marill. How're you doing?" asked the girl in general to the others. Sableye hid behind Shaymin, Mawile and Corsola ignored her completely, while staring at Hawlucha, Shiftry was meditating, and had Treecko also trying it at his side, Psyduck was asleep, Wobbuffet was absent, as usual, and Aipom was way to busy with more tail chasing.

- "Hi! I am ok." said Turtwig, after realising everyone left her hanging. "I really hope we have fun on this adventure!"

- "Ooh, See? We're gonna have lots of adventures, sweetie!" said Azumarill, while putting her arm on her daughter's shoulder and pressing her against her body.

- "People, please... I am trying to introduce another team!" Mesprit cut them. "This are Pawniard, and Ampharos."

Then most of the cast held their breath. A shiny Pawniard, really rare, got out of the bus. Ampharos was behind him, with a couple of tools in his hands. He looked really clueless about the situation.

- "So, why is everybody looking at us on this way?" asked him.

- "I think it's not at you at all. They are pretty impressed about your friend's colour." answered Uxie, still looking at Pawniard.

- "Oh, it's that! Meh, you'll get used to it." Replied Amphaos, now uninterested.

- "Well, hi everyone!" said Pawniard, before anybody else commented his colour "Nice to meet you. I hope we actually can give this competition a more friendly look, and we don't hate on each others."

- "Breaking Vultures!" said Wobbuffet out of sudden.

- "What?" asked Ampharos. "I don't understand..."

- "Don't worry about it. Wobbuffet just says random words." explained Uxie.

- "Well, nice to know." said Pawniard then. "Now we let you to introduce others, moving on". And they merged with the rest of the cast. Ampharos looked at Shiftry, a bit confused, while Pawniard approached to the Mother and Daughter, leaving Marill staring at him.

- "Allright then, let's don't waste any more time!" said Uxie then. "Our next contestants in are Gourgeist and Mandibuzz" The cast waited for them to get out of the bus, but seemed like they didn't wanted to. "Ugh, they probably didn't heard me. I'll try it louder." Uxie took his conclusions. "Our next contestants are Gourgeist and Mandibuzz!" Silence. The cast was starting to get confused or annoyed.

- "OMG so are like this people going to get out of there?" asked Corsola, while taking a selfie with the rest of the cast, and posting it with the tag of "Mortal Boredom on the Show ;( xo xo".

- "Hey, Mandi, you heard that?" A voice sounded from the inside of the bus. "Seems like a SORE LOSER was talking to us".

- "Definetelly, Gourgeist." replied another voice "we should do something about it". Then, a shadow flew out of the bus, and landed close to Corsola, revealing to be a vulture, that grabbed Corsola's phone. "You, preppy girls, are what makes the man see us as inferior." said her, breaking her phone with her claw.

- "Allright, remove what I said. Not all the girls in here are hot". Told Watchog to Pignite in soft voice.

- "WHY YOU JUST BROKE MY PHONE, IDIOT?!" Shouted Corsola, red in anger, about to slap the vulture, but being held by Hawlucha.

- "Ignore her. I'll get you a better one when we get to the city. Just stick to me and Meowstic." said him.

- "If you take that decission, you'll surely regret it. Don't let a man move you like a puppet." said Mandibuzz to that.

- "WELL, IF YOU WANTED ME TO LISTEN TO YOUR TIPS, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BREAK MY PHONE BEFORE" shouted her back, but now a bit more calmed, holding on Hawlucha's arms. Meowstic stared at that, but wasn't surprised or shocked at all.

- "Ugh, and that's how girls get wasted." said Gourgeist, getting out of the bus.

- "Oh, finally!" said Uxie a bit annoyed. "Why did it took so long?" Mandibuzz completely ignored him, but Gourgeist started to talk.

- "Cause we are free to that what we want when we want. No one can give us orders, and less you, male!" said her with a disgusted look, as if "male" was the worst insult in the world.

- "OOOOOH NOW I GET IT!" shouted Psyduck suddenly, making everyone quiet and staring at him. "Breaking Vultures! She broke Corsola's phone! Wobbuffet's a genius! He can predict the future!" everyone glared at him. "ok, ok. Not the right moment". and stayed quiet again.

- "It's not that I dislike males..." explained Gourgeist in the confessional "It's that i DESPISE them! They are the cancer fo the civilitzation. If someone wants my tip, we should imprision all of them, and just use them for our reproduction. And no, that's not creepy. Just wise."

- "And if there's someone that hates males more than her, it's ME!" said Mandibuzz proudly.

- "Yeah, sure. Keep believing on that." Said Gourgeist, as the confessional finished.

- "Well, Mesprit, tell these two what to do. They won't listen to me anyways". said Uxie

- "Ugh, please. As if we were idiots for being girls. We know what to do, go with the rest" Gourgeist cut him.

- "I never said you were..." started saying Uxie, but realisez that it was useless to talk to that girls. "Nevermind. Our next team are the Prankers, Gligar and Noibat!"

Again, silence. This time, the cast looks more annoyed.

- "Mind if I ask how you selected the people in?" says Pansage. "You picked the ones who don't care fro showing up or the rebels?"

- "Ugh, I am sorry, never thought this was going to happen, I just..." An infernal sound is heard and all the cast covers their ears or falls to the floor, shouting.

- "Aaaand simply perfect!" says Gligar, finishing his Supersonic.

- "It. Was. You?" asked Mesprit enraged, with the cast behind, all casting a move but Wobbuffet, "casting" a big yawn of boredom.

- "I thought your pranks consisted in something more than a freakin' loud noise!" said Uxie, scratching his head.

- "Oh, they are more than that... If you just had a mirror..." says Gligar, tearing of the laughs.

- "Wait, what do you...?" hurries Mesprit. She gets a mirror appearing with her Psychic, and looks at her face, covered in doodles, moustaches, and turns to the others, all with their faces doodled too. "You fucking bastard!"

- "Wait, no need to be violent... Afterall, it wasn't me!" says him, as a Noibat with a marker flies down his side, and they high five. "I just helped"

After the girls in the cast and the host can kill the bats, Uxie puts in between them, and holds everyone with Psychic. "Would you mind to clean our faces with your water, Corsola?"

- "Oh, it doesn't leave with just water" said Gligar, with his tongue out. That was enough, and now Uxie freed the girls, that fastly beat them up.

- "I think that one wasn't our best, Gligar" said Noibat in the confessional, while bandadging his friend's claw.

- "It wasn't, but you saw their faces? It worthed it!" said him, after feeling pain again when smiling.

Ten bottles of Soap and fifteen water guns later:

- "Well, let's introduce our last team, and get started with the race! Meet Conkeldurr and Pangoro!"

Out from the bus, there get down two huge pokémon. Conkeldurr first, carrying two giant cement columns he uses as canes, and Pangoro then, chubby, and chewing a bamboo branch. Pangoro's eyes met with Gourgeist's and a sparkle of rage advances on them. However, both continue their way.

- "We're here to show this young folks how we can really kick some serious ass!" said Conkeldurr in the confessional, putting his cement column up. "Afterall, I tamed Bouffalants and I keep the record of 10,7 minutes in a Tauros. This race is surely ours!"

- "Not to mention my super skills." continued Pangoro "Never tamed Bouffalants, but I had pretty serious skills into kicking drunk pokémons out of my inn. Mixing our habilities, we have all of this in the pocket, like a nickel! Confessional finishes, and the camera gets back to Uxie.

- "Well, now that everyone has been introduced, it's just time to tell the rules of today's leg. You already know the general rules, and I've already explained them to our viewers, so I don't think I have to go for it..." He recieves a phone call again, and when he reads the name "Azelf" he copletey ignores it. "So, for today's leg, you'll have to chose one of the entries of the city. Any of them five has different obstacles I set there, that you'll have to deal with. You have to reach the center of the city and the Prism Tower. There, you will find this..." Uxie floats to another side, showing a small virtual pannel of information. "This is the Uxie Pannel. There are few Uxie Pannels on each of the legs' challenges that will give you clues about where to go or what to do. You just have to press them with your finger and *voilà*, you'll have the information you need shaped as my hologram!"

- "Or mine." cut Mesprit rudely.

- "Or hers. Well, any questions?" Psyduck raises his hand.

- "Can someone put its' whole foot at its' mouth?" was his question.

- "That's actually something I wouldn't mind to try..." said Aipom, raising her feet, and leaning to the ground with her tail.

- "I think that there's at least one pokémon that can do that." responded Uxie, kindly. "Any other questions?" Nobody asks. "Ok, then ready....set... GO!"

The teams start to run, the Prankers and the Amazons flying above, along with Shaymin and Vivillon, Aipo running on the lead, with Turtwig, the "Uncle and Niece", Shifty and Treecko moving with jumps, Hawlucha and Meowstic making poses and coreography to advance the others, followed by a big crowd, with Sableye running on the last part, and the Retired guys after him, at the bottom.

- "Follow the Bats, don't lose them, Wanda! They are our biggest suspect!" said Pansage in soft voice to his helper.

- "Sure Boss! I mean, Uncle!" answered her.

- "C'mon, Sableye, you are falling behind!" said Shaymin from the air, looking at her friend.

- "Hey" said him, heavy breathing after the running. "Not everyone can fly... ya' know?..."

- "Quit complaining, I'll carry you!" said her with a smile, falling behind, reaching the ground, and offering him to grab to her paws.

- "You sure you can carry me?" asked him, doubtful. "I am no size zero..."

- "Hey, and I am your friend! It's my wish to help you when you need it!" And without waiting for his answer, she made him grab her paws and flew again to the sky, soon being above the crowd, behind the other two flying teams.

- "Hey, Pignite..." started Watchog, while running.

- "Yeah, Watchog?" asked him, now without any donut to eat.

- "I was thinking... everyone will take either route 5 or 4, that are the closests..."

- "So?"

- "That if they are the closest ones, they are also probably the ones filled with more traps... so If we want success..."

- "...We'll have to take another path!" shouted him "Watchog, you're a genius!"

- "Indeed. Let's just hope that your scream hasn't give everyone else the same idea..." complained Watchog, before leaving the pack and running to another side.

- "Hey what are you doing, rascals?" shouted Ampharos, without stopping his run. "The easiest way is this one!"

- "Hey, forget about them! If they wanna come in last, better for us!" said Pawniard, making his partner focus again on the challenge.

- "And this is easier than I thought!" commented Hawlucha, while backflipping in the lead with his girlfriend.

- "Yeah! For the glory of Kalos!" finished her, causing hilarity laughters raise from the others behind. "What's so funny about it!?"

- "You said "Kalos" and "glory" on the same line! L-O-L!! asnwered Corsola, while laughing histerically.

- "Ladies, please!" said Hawlucha, making Corsola stop her laughters, but not Mawile. "this is serious".

- "Ladies? We are BITCHES!" complained Mawile.

- "I preffer ladies U.U" said Corsola, blushing over Hawlucha's smile. Meowstic stayed impassible, with no reaction.

- "Whatever. You can try to hide it, but you will not be able to cover it all..." said Mawile.

The Prankers, the Best Friends, the "Uncle and Niece", the Bunnywoodians, the Bitches, the Daters and the Adventurers enter by route 5, and are the ones on the lead, while the rest of the teams but the Happy Go Luckers enter by route 4.

- "And we're doing it! Route 5 to the Blue Square is the most secure and fast route!" said Sableye. "Are you doing ok?" asked to Shaymin.

- "Uh...sure..." now she was the sweaty one "I am still... as perfect... and strong as... usual..."

- "You definetelly don't look like it..." commented Sableye, but before he could follow, Gligar used Shaymin to propulse himself to ahead.

- "Thanks for that!" said him, while blowing a raspberry to them. "This is ours!" But a tennis ball hit his face, and made him fall to the ground, on the center of the others, that stopped.

- "What the...?" managed to say Noibat, before being taken down by another tennis ball.

- "Woah, what is that?" said Turtwig, when lots of other tennis balls hit the rest of the cast. Hawlucha covered himself with his wings, and put in front of Meowstic and Corsola. Mawile put herself inside his horns as protection, Sableye and Shaymin managed to dodge some as they could, Aipom used her tail to hit them back, while Joltik hid in Lopunny's ear as a flea, while she was repeatedly hit, squeaking.

- "Not funny". Said her in the confessional, with multiple hit marks. "If I discover Mesprit's behind her, she's dead! And you!" screamed her to Joltik. "You haven't taken any pics of it, right?" He just looks even smaller than usual. "DELETE THEM!" Confessional cuts.

- "Well, nice that you ask..." Mesprit popped next to them. "The obstacle you'll face in here is an old pal of yours, Turtwig and Aipom. Remember Zangoose?"

The camera advances to a sit on a tennis ball shooter machine, where Zangoose is sitting at.

- "EAT THIS!" scramed him, while shooting like other twenty tennis balls at Lopunny. "BULLYING TIME!"

- "Hahahahahah!" laughed Mesprit. "That's for stealing the show!" Said her, but shortly after recieved another rain of balls herself. "Ouch! What was that for?"

- "BULLIES DON'T FORGET ANYONE!" shouted Zangoose, while Lopunny was laughing this time.

- "Ugh, whatever, just do your job!" said the host, and teleported away.

Meanwhile, on route 4...

- "Finally here! See, sweetie? We're such a great team!" screamed cheerfully Azumarill, still holding her daughter with her body, not allowing her to run on her own.

- "Mum... I really appreciate you don't want me to get hurt, trust me, I do... but couldn't you let me walk on my own?" asked Marill. "I am not a baby".

- "But we're doing so fine!" said her back. "And we are first on this route! I see nobody else"

- "No, mum, not really." said Marill. "Look at there, the Geniuses, the Ninjas, the Amazons and even the Dumb Guys are in front of us..."

- "Oh, how did they got there?"

- "Maybe while you were carrying your daughter as a baby?" asked Ampharos.

- "See, mum?" said Marill, gloomly

- "LIZARD ZAPPS!" shouted wobbuffet.

- "Nice one!" said Psyduck. "Let's see what will these lead to..."

- "This will lead to our victory!" said Shiftry, running way down. "C'mon, Treecko, ninja speed!"

- "Sensei, watch out!" shouted the lizard.

- "What?" and got hit by a tennis ball on the face.

- "Hah!" said Lucario behind another tennis ball shooter machine. "You said you were a teacher right? First lesson: I HATE PEOPLE!"

The tennis ball rain is even more brutal than Zangoose's. Pawniard and Ampharos and the Mother and Daughter are hit repeatedly, Shiftry isn't even allowed to get up from the floor, and Treecko hides behind him, totally a new ninja trick, Psyduck gets a lot of hits in the head, Lucario's, but also Wobbuffet's back balls, that go in return to his head, due to his Counter move, and Gourgeist due to his Ghost Powers isn't hit by any, but is surprisinglly stopped, smiling evily to Lucario, and Mandibuzz is nowhere to be seen.

Mandibuzz suddenly appears flying above, dodges multiple tennis balls and advances to Lucario, with an attack Steel Wing taking Lucario out of the machine, and with him on the wing.

- "Second lesson..." says her, looking at him with a superiority look. "I HATE males"

A sparkle is seen in Lucario's eyes. "Third lesson..." says with a softer voice. He gets Mandibuzz's other wing and with a fast move, he is able to stand on the air, with her grabbed by the wing. "I COULDN'T CARE LESS!" and throws her to the floor, where she crashes. He then lands closer, and gets back to the machine, shooting everyone.

- "Nobody messes with my friends! And not even a male!" screams Gourgeist. She advances with a move Scary Face , but she accidentally crashes with Psyduck while advancing to Lucario.

- "AAAAGH!" Psyduck screams holding his head. "IT BURNS! AAAAAUGGH!" Everyone stays looking at him, and Lucario shots a couple of balls more, that hit his head. Psyduck then screams, and his Psychic powers start. Before anyone can say anything, he sends the machine and Lucario flying away with it. Everyone looks scared at him, with his eyes on blue and making some bricks of the road to be sent flying. Suddenly, he stops. "What...egh..happened?"

- "Well, the road's free now! All the way to the tower!" says Pawniard, and his team runs in the lead, with Azumarill running with Marill still prisioner, followed by the ninjas, that still are a bit slow by Shiftry's pain, and then Wobbuffet, that pushes a recovered and confused Psyduck. Gourgeist helps Mandibuzz up, and they follow the others, but still a bit behind. Scene returns to road 5.

- "Aipom, what do we do?" says Turtwig, while trying to dodge balls. "I guess that telling him to stop as a presonal favor isn't an adventure, right?"

- "Not at all, but I also don't think he would stop..." says her back, while dodging some more "but instead, I think I have came up with a better idea..." She hits a tennis ball back, but Zangoose destroys it with his claws. "Seemed more effective in the movies..."

Hawlucha and Meowstic jump to the air, dodge balls and fall on the machine.

- "What the...?" asked Zangoose, but got kicked in the face by Hawlucha, and knocked out of the machine.

- "All the way to the towers!" said Hawlucha, taking the lead with Meowstic.

- "Well... We didn't do it, but at least the road's clean!" said Turtwig, and took second place with Aipom, followed by the Prankers flying, the bitches running, with Corsola gazing at Hawlucha in the lead, Pansage and Wanda behind, nearlly catching up, Shaymin still flying with Shaymin, now more exhausted, and Lopunny on the last place, complaining about how horrible is she going to be on her next interview, while Joltik doesn't even try to tell her to run.

Watchog and Pignite reach the Prisma Tower.

- "See what i said? Route 14 was totally clean of traps! We took the long way, but we arrived with no injuries..." boasts Watchog.

- "Yeah, and what's way more Awesome... We arrived first! That, or that everyone is already in the tower..." said Pignite, and sniffs the air. "Allright, then nobody is here! No smell of it... You are a genius!"

- "Yeah, I surely counted on that there wasn't going to be any other team..." said Watchog, keeping the pose.

- "Well, I am really unpleased, or not, to say that against your will, we're here already!" said Kricketune's voice in the air, landing in front of them, with Vivillon close.

- "*Because we have wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!*" says she singing.

- "Ugh, whatever, second is also a good place..." said Watchog, but sees the two packs of contestants arriving, with the Daters, Adventurers and every single team but the Retired Guys. "Nevermind..."

- "Quick!" Hawlucha jumps to the monitor to the front of Tower Door. "Let's find out the clue!" Many "yes" from the teams are heard. Hawlucha presses his claw to the monitor, and Uxie is projected as a hologram in front of everyone.

- "Congratulations team or teams!" talks Uxie as awkward as usual "Next step of the leg in Lumiose's objective is arriving to the top of the tower, and you have four ways for it! First, climb up the tower from the outside! It isn't the worst, but the wind is strong, and it can be a huge fall... Second and third options can be from the inside of the tower. First of, climb the super large amount of stairs to the top, which implies lot of tiring struggles... and second, use the super fast elevator that nearlly brings to the top, but to the last level, which just means a last stair to the top. I know that it would be awesome to do it free, but if you take that, you'll also have to beat the gym leader in a battle to gain a spot at the super elevator. And then, there's a last part... you can wait here for the teams that go to the top to go down and tell you what you have to do, because the next clue is there."

- "Hahahahahahah!" shouted Mawile. "You seriouslly think someone will do that?!"

- "Well, whatever... Uxie out!" and the hologram pops.

After it, most of the teams run to the inside, leaving only the Best Friends, the Amazons, the Prankers, the "Uncle and Niece", the Mother and Daughter, the Fairytale Livers and the adventurers.

- "So....what if you fly to the top and get the clue?" asked Sableye to his friend. "I can stay here".

- "Now way, because this is a game of two, Sably!" said her in response. "We're a team, we're going to be like it. You can climb the walls as your caves' and I'll follow you closely by flying. Remember we're here as a team right? No one lets no one down."

- "Sure... Afterall, you said I have to try new things..." Sableye sighed and started climbing.

- "We fly to the top?" asked Mandibuzz. "My wings aren't recovered yet. Can you go and buy me some berries here, so I get all power back?"

- "Sure thing." said her friend. "Also, when I come back, you'll carry me. I can FLOAT but not FLY, so I don't go many metres out of the floor". And without waiting for her answer, she flew to the shops.

- "Boss, can't we go and fight the Leader? I have my fist seeking for teeth!" Wanda started to punch the air, and some electric sparkles were seen in her cheeks. "I wanna beat some meat down, and this climbing seems way too boring!"

- "Wanda, we aren't here to play. We are on a case." said Pansage. "And our suspects are those two bats, that are flying outside, so we have to follow them, and climb" But he looked as unpleased as her.

- "C'MON!" complained her and made a Dedenne Kawaii face "Pleasie, Uncle!" The other teams looked at them.

- "Sorry, but it's climbing time!" and on softer voice added "don't do this again, Wanda. You know buisness is first!" and both started climbing, being laughed at by the Prankers, that were throwing berries at them and the Best Friends.

- "Flying to the top?" Said Vivillon. "Pffft, this is way too easy, we can do it in a moment!"

- "So... my princess suggests us to lean on that advantage?" said Kricketune, a bit confused.

- "Well... " Vivillon was about to start a line.

- "I didn't find the idea really great..." said Kricketune in the confessional. "But as my princess has already came in second in another reality show, there should be no problem for us to win!" Vivillon looks a bit ashamed at his side. "So, I brought my princess shopping!"

Next, confessional was shown without Kricketune, just Vivillon. "Ok, I told him I was second to last, but he understood second, and now he thinks we have this in our pocket... but how can I say it to him now? He'll surely leave me, and I like my bard too much for that!"

- "Hey, Princess, comming?" asked the voice of Kricketune.

- "Sure, sure!" and she hurried out of the screen.

- "Mum, we should pick one fast!" said Marill, still prisioned against her mother's body.

- "We already picked, in fact." commented Azumarill. "Option four. We'll wait for someone to get down and tell us what to do".

- "You gotta be kidding..."

- "Well, it is the less risky idea for you." Said Azumarill. "No way I am allowing you to get in such a dangerous situtation".

- "Mum, even the Dumb Guys have picked one of the others... Please, can we give it a try?"

- "Fine, we'll take the gym battle."

- "GYM BATTLE?!" shouted Marill "You're going to allow me to get in a gym battle?!"

- "Well, we'll take dual fight, for sure." Said Azumarill. "It's the only way I can keep an eye on you. Plus, I was a really good fighter when I was younger. U.U"

Uxie is watching it all from a close cliff where the Lake Betsy is at, with prismatics.

- "Woah, this people are better than I thought..." commented him, distracted.

- "OH, HERE YOU ARE!" Lucario appeared from behind, and nearlly grabbed him, but he teleported behind.

- "Please, let's talk this out, what's the matter?"

- "I never agreed to make this!" shouted him "My contract just said that I had to appear as guest at other shows of VICTINI! Are you, Victini?!" he tried to punch him again, and he teleported behind.

- "Well, let's just talk about this..." teleported away from another punch.

- "There's nothign to talk about! Aaargh!" When he was about to punch him, he got stopped, caught in a Psychic move from Mesprit, that appeared behind him.

- "If you are in here, it's because of my boyfriend being Victini's friend, and of this guy..." adds her while pointing at Uxie "... he is my boyfriend's best friend. So if he asks him to have a shooter, and my boyfriend asks Victini for it, well, you obbey by your contract and come here!"

- "Ugh, I'll have to redesign my hate list." commented Lucario, still caught in Psychic. "I'll definetelly have to put Contracts on it, and change Victini for Hosts in general!"

- "Well... now let's get back to the challenge, ok?" says Uxie. Scene switches to the inside of the gym.

Hawlucha and Meowstic are looking at the big amount of stairs.

- "Should we...?" asked Meowstic.

- "Definetelly." said Hawlucha. "Wanna come with us, ladies?" he asks to the Bitches, that are behind, with Corsola gazing over him.

- "It's Bitches, to be precise, and no thanks. We're going to go for  the Gym fight..." commented Mawile, but Corsola covered her mouth.

- "We WERE going to go for the gym fight, but sure we'll come with you!" hurried her. "But ladies it's allright, not bitches."

While Hawlucha and Meowstic easily made loops and backflips going up the stairs, and Corsola and Mawile followed them, the last one with a glare, and the first trying to hide her lazyness.

Shiftry and Treecko used their advantage to inscribe themselves on the first battle for the gym fight, while Psyduck and Wobbuffet signed up on second, and even when they entered later, Marill and Azumarill manage to put on third place for the battle, as the others where wondering what to pick. Pawniard and Ampharos put on fourth place, and Aipom and Turtwig wondered about what to do.

- "A gym battle is definetelly our best adventure!" said Turtwig. "Fighting, blood, leafs, punches! It's just EPIC!"

- "Well, an adventurer also has to be practical, Turtwig..." commented Aipom. "If we lose this match, we'll have to go up the stairs, because you surely don't know how to climb... So if we have to go up that many stairs, we would have better be on better condition... not mauled... So...." Turtwig waited for the next line. "Let's go for the stairs."

- "It looks like the less similar to an adventure..." says him, disappointed.

- "On the opposite... climbing this the fastest would be the best we could do! A pure dare!" Turtwig seemed more excited now, and then both run to the stairs.

Pignite and Watchog were already in the lead of the stairs, because they entered in the gym just right when they heard that option.

- "Well, we were nearlly screwed..." commented Watchog, a bit tired. "Luckyly I got us from the situation... with another... of my ideas... ugh..."

- "Yeah..." said Pignite, out of breath. "You are a ...uf... genius...ugh... Pity I am.. slowing you.. ugh.. down..."

- "Hey, cheer up..." commented, seeing him as exhausted as he is. "Two magic words... Kakuna Rattata!" Pignite smiles, and then both keep on, tired.

Meanwhile, Shiftry appears to have defeated a Heliolisk and almost finished with an Elektross too.

- "Wait." said Shiftry. "I swap with Treecko. Go and defeat that one. It's almost done." Treecko swallows loud, and enters in the fight zone as Shiftry gets out. "Go, show him some moves."

- "Allright... Guess I will be able to..." Elektross tried to hit him with a Thundershock, but he dodged it, and hit him with his tail. Elektross recieved the hit, but then bit the tail, and threw him away. Treecko used EnergyBall on Elektross, sending him away, but hit him with the tail, and threw him to the floor.

- "Allright, swap with me now" said Shiftry. "Enough. Need more teaching."

- "No!" said Treecko. "I want to do this!"

- "He'll destroy you!" said Shiftry in return. "It would be wise of you to get me in".

- "But it wouldn't be wise either to give up on something I can do!" Treecko shot Bullet Seed to Elektross, that shot more Rays to him, but he simply jumped, charged Solar Beam, and defeated him. "See?"

- "Yeah, I see how you aren't wise at all. Sometimes, it's better leaving." said Shiftry, and went to the elevator with his silent pupil behind. "Let's enter". As the doors close, Psyduck and Wobbuffet get ready for their Dual Battle.

Meanwhile, on the stairs.

- "I.. am... exhausted.. ugh..." Lopunny didn't stop complaining as she was going up the stairs, really slowly. "Repeat me why... were we going ...for the stairs... ugh..."

- "Because you, Mrs. Lopunny, said that there was no way you were going to have to climb or to get dirty while fighting, so this only left an option." said Joltik, that wasn't tired at all, and had to slow down to keep with Lopunny's rythm.

- "Ugh, I am so tired...ugh.." said her "Carry me". And before he could even move or say a word, she sat on him, and the little spider disappeared under her ass. "C'mon. Move!" Scene cuts to the outside on the road, where the Retired Guys are getting out of an inn.

- "I haven't ate better for months... even years..." said Conkeldurr, holding his belly. "And I just ate beans, as usual."

- "Meh, I think it was just ok." said Pangoro. "If you have been to my inn while it was still open, you would have known how it is to eat properly."

- "Gotta say that if we went to that inn was for Pangoro" mentioned Conkeldurr in the confessional. "But I enjoyed it. I just hope we can still catch up the others."

- "We surely can." said Pangoro. "We are the strongest afterall". The scene returns to the road.

While they both run to the tower, Gourgeist is returning with some berries. At the moment she sees them, her expression changes. Hey eyes cover with fury, and her ghost powers throw a table of a seller in the street to them, making them fall, and covering them with multiple objects. Then, she returns with Mandibuzz, that's still waiting, gives the berries to her, and she flies, grabbing Gourgeist with her claws.

Scene gets inside the gym, where Psyduck and Wobbuffet are waiting for the elevator to return.

- "Yeah, we won our battle easily." explained Psyduck in the confessional. "While that Mareep and Magnemite attacked us with ray, Wobbuffet could return the moves, and as they later hit my head with Swift, I used Psychic against them and got them down." Confessional cuts.

Marill and Azumarill get ready for their battle, and Heliolisk and Manetric are revealed to be their oponents.

- "Mum.. those are Electric..." said Marill. "We are Water types..."

- "Don't worry." said her, proudly. "I have a special trick." Heliolisk used Thunderbolt against them, and they dodged it closely. Marill attacked with Water Gun, but even when it hit them, they didn't got much hurt. Manetric used Wild Charge, and threw Marill against a wall. Pawniard was watching pretty impressed the fight, and Ampharos was building a small metalic hand. Azumarill used Double Slap with her ears against Manetric, but Heliolisk appeared and threw Azuarill to the wall too, with Dargon Tail.

- "So...what was that plan you were talking about?" said Marill.

- "Just wait and see..." said Azumarill. She tackled Heliolisk to the ground, and when he got up to attack her, she hit him with an Iron Tail, and he was threw against the wall, and fainted. "One doooooown!" Screamed Azumarill.

- "And that's what Wobbuffet meant!" said Psyduck. "Zap Lizards! I am starting to think you're a fortune teller, buddy!" The elevator opened, and they got in.

- "Woah, mum! That was awesome!" said Marill.

- "I know, as I siad, I was a relly good fighter..." explained Azumarill.

- "And now what?" said Marill. "Mum..." she was starting to get worried. Manectric blew them up with another Wild Charge, making both faint. A huge "YOU LOSE X\_X" appeared in a giant screen. Meanwhile, at the top of the building...

- "We're on first place!" said Treecko.

- "Yeah... now let's hear the next clue..." Shiftry pressed the projector, and Uxie appeared projected.

- "Congratulations again, team or teams! See over there, behind you? There are hang gliders, one that is specially bigger for Pangoro and Conkeldurr. Get on one, and use it to fly to that Drifloon that it's in the middle of the air. That Drifloon has a pass to the Lake Betsy. Without a pass, you can't enter in the Lake Betsy. Go and take one. Today, there are 15 passes today, so everyone can get qualified. Even with that, the order in what you'll come will give you advantage for the next leg. You can use the hang glider to reach the plane, that it's at the hill you can see over here. Uxie out."

- "Allright, this will be easy..." Shiftry gets to a hang glider. "Join, Treecko." Treecko grabs to the hang glider too, and he jumps, using the air to reach the Drifloon, that has a pass on her hand. "Get it, Treecko"

- "Excuse me, but who are you?" Says the Drifloon.

- "No time!" Treecko grabs the pass. "I have it, sensei!"

- "Good give it to me..." he lifts his hand, making a mistake, and the hangs glider falls and crashes to the ground. Scene returns to the outside of the tower.

- "We finally arrived..." says Conkeldurr. "I am still a bit surprised that those table suddenly fell on us. Wind can't just throw one table..."

- "Geez, forget it." said Pangoro. "Let's watch the clip". Meanwhile, Pansage is the lead climbing.

- "Wanda, how're you doing?" asked him. Silence. "Wanda? Wanda?! Where are you?"

- "Boss, I was trying to sleep!" Wanda pops up from his hair.

- "Ugh, you've been here the whole time? Without any effort? And sleeping, not checking the bats?"

- "Boss, it's my nap hour. I have eaten like five chocolate biscuits today, and I have to digest them now..." and adds a huge yawn, before sleeping again. Pansage rolls eyes, but keeps climbing. A bit under them, Sableye is keeping on climbing, and Shaymin flying near him.

- "This is cool, I think I'll succeed!" says Sableye.

- "That's the spirit!" said Shaymin. "I remember when I planned a trip here! It was when I was still with... him..." Shaymin suddenly stops in the air. Her eyes start to form tears, and she starts to shine. Suddenly her shape changes, and she turns into land Shaymin, in the middle of the earth, that falls.

- "SHAYMIN!" screams Sableye.

- "Go and reunite with her!" Gligar leans on his head, and propulses him down, blowing another raspberry and flying up along with Noibat.

Sableye manages to grab Shaymin, and hangs with his hand to one of Gourgeist's braids, that is being carried up by Mandibuzz.

- "Get out, you filthy thing!" Gourgeist screams, and shakes her head wildly.

- "Hey..miss... sorry... aaaagh!" Sableye falls, still holding Shaymin. On the ground, Vivillon and Kricketune have already come.

- "Let's go to the top in some seconds..." says Kricketune, and they jump, flying to the air, but crash against a falling Sableye and Shaymin. "Ouch!"

- "My wings!" screams Vivillon, as they crash to the ground.

- "We're sorry..." said Sableye. "I had to safe my friend..." Shaymin is shown to be really depressed.

- "Oh, they are in trouble..." said Vivillon. "Can we bring them to the top?"

- "Allright, my princess." says Kricketune, as behind them, Pangoro and Conkeldurr enter in the gym. In the inside of the gym, while Pawniard and Ampharos are on their fight, Marill and Azumarill full of scratches are talking.

- "What can we do now?" said Marill. "I thought you knew how to beat them, but with this injury we surely can't try the battle again or we could end up really bad."

- "I am sorry, I got us distracted and didn't care for your health, unlike a mother should." said Azumarill. "It won't happen again."

- "Thanks, mother, but what I really want to know now, is what we'll do now..." Said Marill.

- "Hey!" asked Pawniard from behind. "Wanna come up with us?"

- "What?!" asked Ampharos, Marill and Azumarill.

- "The elevator is big, we can both enter..." said Pawniard.

- "I was shocked he offered it to them" said Ampharos in the confessional. "But I got why we did it... now they are our alliance, they owe us one and they can maybe lose for that."

- "Yeah, sure it was for that!" hurries Pawniard. The scene is now on the top of the building. Watchog and Pignite get out of the door, and reach the hang gliders. After watching the clip, they take one.

- "Let's... ugh.. go!" Pignite jumps with the hang glider, with Watchog screaming at his back. Due to the first's weight, the hang glider goes to the ground, but they suddenly float, and reach Drifloon, where they get the pass from. Then, they keep flying to the hill, where Mesprit greets them.

- "And you are the first team to arrive!" says her. "So cool right, Uxie?"

- "Uh..yeah..." he breaks his Psychic, that he used to prevent the Happy Go Luckers from falling. "Go to first class guys!"

At the top of the building, other teams arrive: Psyduck and Wobbuffet, Pansage and Wanda, Gligar and Noibat also manage to take a hang glider and a pass, and get in first class.

- "And three other teams also get first class! Now the last first class spot is still to get!" Shiftry and Treecko arrive running, exhausted after their fall, and showing the pass.

- "Count us, count us!" shouts Treecko.

- "Allright, make first class full!" Says Uxie. "Now the race it's to not come in the five last spots!" Scene switches to the top of the building, were Hawlucha and Meowstic arrive in a pose. Corsola and Mawile arrive soon after, exhausted.

- "The glory of Kalos will be in loser class, but at least not in last!" he says proudly.

- "Girls... " says Meowstic. "This seems pretty dangerous, as the hang gliders are really tight, so get that big one!" she points at the hang glider specially designed for Conkeldurr and Pangoro.

- "Nice idea, Meowstic!" says Hawlucha. "the ladies deserve it!"

- "For the last time, it's BITCHES!" screams Mawile.

- "And for the last time, LADIES is fine!" says Corsola.

Hawlucha and Meowstic get into a hang glider posing, get a pass and reach the plane, followed by the Bitches, on the large hang glider. They both arrive to the plane, and Uxie registers them as the first two teams in loser class.

At the top of the building, Mandibuzz and Gourgeist get a hang glider, and the elevator opens, and the Mother and Daughter and the Geniuses also arrive, and get with other couple of hang gliders, and they three are the other loser class teams. Uxie informs that the last five to come will have to be on the cargo hold, with the suitcases.

Aipom and Turtwig appear at the top.

- "Ugh, where's everyone?" says Turtwig. "I think this adventure took so long..."

- "Let's simply get one of these hang gliders.. aren't you really excited?" said Aipom. "Flying on a hang glider!"

- "Yeah!" screams Turtwig, now more happy about it. They both get to one, and fly to the Drifloon, where they get the pass from. "All the way to the plane!"

The Fairytales Livers arrive carrying the best friends with them.

- "Thanks! Now let's go!" Sableye grabs to the hang glider and with the other hand holding Shaymin, that still looks sad. Vivillon and Kricketune also grab another, and they get passes and reach the plane, along with the Adventurers, that arrived before.

- "And there are just two other teams to arrive..." comments Uxie.

Pangoro and Conkeldurr reach the top.

- "Nice way of defeating that Luxray, man". Tells Pangoro to Conkeldurr.

- "No problem, I learnt that and more taming Bouffalants." Conkeldurr is visibly proud. "But where's the big hang glider the video says?"

- "Well, there are two in here...." says Pangoro. "We can take one of this each." Pangoro and Conkeldurr get one hang glider each, and they jump, and manage to fly to the Drifloon, and Pangoro gets one of them. "Yeah!" They land close to the plane, and the hosts allow them in.

- "Well, there's just a team to arrive..." says Uxie. "Wonder where they are..."

At the top of the building, Lopunny gets out of the door, and hears the words from Uxie.

- "And you should thank ME to carry YOU to the top, even after you totally failed at carrying me..." said Lopunny, pointing at her ass. "Cause afterall, you are the one supposed to help. You are lucky I remembered that I can jump without getting too much tired, because if I didn't we would probably still... Oh" She was shocked after watching no hang gliders there. "Perfect, now how do we arrive to the Drifloon or how we arrive to the plane?" Suddenly, she is teleported to in front of the plane. "What?"

- "Well, well, well, sweetie..." said Mesprit, pleased. "Unless you brought the pass with you, you'll be automatically eliminated."

- "But you didn't gave me a chance!" shouted her. Joltik finally unsticked from her butt, and fell to the floor. "You teleported me here without a chance!"

- "But Drifloon told me that all the passes were already taken..." Uxie popped on the discussion, holding Drifloon from her hands as a balloon.

- "Yeah, I can prove that is totally true. What were we talking about?" said her.

- "Then... Where is..?"

- "Sorry, lady. I took it." Conkeldurr appeared. Me and my friend didn't decided who had to get it, and without knowing we both took one. Here's the other." He gives it to her.

- "Well, that makes 15 teams! All aboard!" said Uxie, as Lopunny and Conkeldurr entered, and Mesprit growling behind, with Joltik trying his best to walk in. "So, this was all for today, with none down... see you next time, on next leg in... THE AMUXIEING RACE!"