Camping in the Kelp Forrest Transcript

This is the fifth episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Camping in the Kelp Forrest"

French Narrator: Day Five in the Tidal Zone.

(The episode starts as Giant Anglerfish meets up once again with her best friends Feeler Fish and Puffball as they all got backpacks on their backs)

Giant Anglerfish: Hey, boys. Today we are going to be meeting the other monsters while going camping in the Kelp Forest.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: Well, come on already. We don't want to be late that night.

(Giant Anglerfish, Puffball and Feeler Fish stomp all the way toward the road through the patch of the Kelp Forest where the other monsters; Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Giant Fruit Fly, Jellien leader, Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster, Mildred, Q.T.-π, The Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelks, Five Cave Dwellers and two Giant Fangtooth Fish are waiting for them there)

All Monsters: (Roars Loudly to Giant Anglerfish, Puffball and Feeler Fish by saying hi)

Giant Anglerfish: Hello fellow monsters.

Rrarrg: Rar, rar. (Waves at Giant Anglerfish)

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit ribbit.

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Appetizer: (Roars)

Jellien leader: (Roars)

Male Fangtooth Fish: They said they all waiting for you three so we all go together through the Kelp Forest. Ain't that right, Darling?

Female Fangtooth Fish: Yeah... ha ha ha!

Giant Anglerfish: I hope you all remembered you'd packed everything for the camp last time we tired to scare people of Bikini Bottom.

Q.T.-π: (quacks)

Giant Anglerfish: Let's go, everyone. Our campsite awaits!

(And all the monsters, stomp, wiggles and slithers all the way through the Kelp Forest. And as the beasts set up their camp by building the tent and set up a campfire, Alaskan Bull Worm eats some of the Kelp from the Kelp Forest and gulps it down in his wiggly body)

Alaskan Bull Worm: Yummy. (Burps)

(The monsters sat down on their big butts plumping em to the ground around the campfire)

Giant Anglerfish: Ahhh, now this is more like it. Just us monsters. And no people in Bikini Bottom.

Giant Fruit Fly: (Buzzes)

Sewer Snake: Sitting around the campfire is really relaxing and all. But I miss the sewer waters. (Hisses)

All Five Cave Dwellers: (Screams)

Sea creature: (Roars and eats marshmallows)

Elephant Fish: (Trumpets)

The Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY AS HE STICKS HIS TONGUE AT THE GRAM CRACKERS, CHOCOLATE BARS AND A MARSHMALLOW EATING EM TOGETHER TO MAKE SMORES)

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!!

Baby Kraken: Shall we stomp around the fire?

Mother Kraken: Aww, baby. Stomping around the fire is not good for monsters. There's one thing we know about us monsters. And that's telling scary stories.

Sea Monster: Anyone ever heard of a creature known as the... Rock snail?

(The monsters shook their heads 'no')

Giant Anglerfish: No. Never heard of it. We've heard a lot about sea snails. But not like this one. This Rock snail is different from the others.

Puffball: Ribbit ribbit ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: I'll tell you all about it. There he was... the little yellow sponge who was at Jellyfish Fields being chased by a heartbroken sea star who was his best friend. The Jellyfish are hiding from that maniac of a sea star huffing and puffing. As the yellow sponge was hiding behind every rock in the fields, the sea star can see him with his eyes. Just when the yellow sponge hides from that rock... out pops up a rock snail looking at him and it slithers away.

Rock snail: (Heard off-screen) Meow.

Sewer Snake: Uh-oh. What was that?

Rock snail: (Appears slithering toward all the monsters) Meow.

Loch Ness Monster: The Rock Snail.

Sea Monster: He's real.

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!!!

Rock snail: (scared) Meow!!!

Giant Anglerfish: Now, Puffy Fluffy. Just because you can be around pets doesn't mean you have to scare it. He's different from other sea snails.

Alaskan Bull Worm: We eat snails!

Q.T.-π: (Transforms into his monster form) ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

Seamonster: (Came stomping out of nowhere) Rock snail!?!

Sea Monster: Hey. That's the other sea monster. Hello.

Seamonster: You know... We monsters have usual behavior against sea snails.

Rrarrg: (Roars)

Giant Golden Eel: Huh?

Mildred: Why don't you come and join us, Seamonster with glasses?

Baby Kraken: There's plenty of room here to camp at the Kelp Forest.

Seamonster: Sure. As long as there's no people around. (Sits down and joins the other monsters)

Sewer Monster: (Roars)

Sea Monster: How about this story. Snail Monster with pterodactyl wings or a...

Snail Monster: (Roars as he flies all the way to where the monsters are and joins them)

Baby Kraken: Looks like every monster is here.

Sea Whelk: (ROARS)

Mother Sea Whelk: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: Well, now that we're all here together, there's something I wanted to tell you all.

Male Fangtooth Fish: What is it, Giant Anglerfish? You can tell us anything.

Female Fangtooth Fish: Rawr hawr.

Giant Anglerfish: We would like to welcome Rock snail as our new monster friend. Even though he's different, he is the same size as us monsters. So everybody, give a warm welcome to him as we can all have fun at camp in the Kelp Forest.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Rock snail: Meow.

Monster: (ROAR LOUDLY)

Alaskan Bull Worm: Let's dance!

Appetizer: (Roars)

Jellien leader: (Roars)

(And Seamonster, Rock snail, Giant Anglerfish, Puffball, Feeler Fish, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Giant Fruit Fly, Jellien leader, Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster, Mildred, Q.T.-π, The Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Five Cave Dwellers and two Giant Fangtooth Fish danced around the campfire in the Kelp forest making all the stomping noises they want as we end the episode by fading to black.)

THE END

(End Credits)

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