Commentary City

Commentary City is a massive area consisting of around 69,420,911 people, it's known as the largest city in the world. The founder was an Irish newspaper commentator named Neil O'Connor. Commentary City has a very controversial history starting from the 1921 when a preacher named Frank Sanders made a commentary predicting a worldwide economic crash. This caused mass panic throughout Commentary City.

**The "Conservative Commentaries" era:**

On January 19, 1960, Bourg Productions created the first 30 minute commentary television show called "Conservative Commentaries." Bourg's style of commentating on the subjects of the day was calm until the month of July. On July 21, 1960, Bourg Productions made a controversial commentary about John F. Kennedy's nomination for president of the United States predicting a downfall in morality and common sense, he also voiced his support of Richard Nixon claiming he was "one of the few intellectual conservative minds left in the US" and "he would be the best leader for our country in decades" The reaction was so negative that the Federal Bureau of Investigation arrived at Commentary City investigating Bourg Productions. For the next two weeks, Bourg was on trial for corruption and slander. Bourg was found not guilty of all charges. The July 21st episode remains the most talked about commentary ever made.

Another controversial moment was on August 29, 1963 after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. made his "I Have a Dream" speech. Bourg claimed that the speech was the most entertaining and fraudulent speech in American history. He also stated that racism will get progressively worse regardless of rights. Anti-racist rallies began and a petition for Bourg's dismissal occurred. Eventually the heat died down. "Conservative Commentaries" ended in 1990 after 30 years on the air.

**The "Liberal Commentaries" era:**

On April 8, 1990, Illiniguy34 changed the way commentaries were made and renamed the series "Liberal Commentaries." Throughout "Liberal Commentaries," Illiniguy34 talked about the important topics of the day. Poverty, gang warfare, AIDS, prostitution charges of government officials, vaccinations, The Gay Parade, and Congress' attempt to censor video games. On the show he was joined by his co-host Mike Johnston. He was often very critical of Jontron's run as mayor, claiming his policies and views were "borderline fascist". "Liberal Commentaries" was the #1 commentary show from 1996 to 1999 when Illiniguy34 retired after feminist marches. His most controversial episode was about teen pregnancy and how it could empower feminists to take away jobs from men. The feminist marches resulted in a gunshot wound to Illiniguy34's knee. This led to his retire.

Since Illiniguy34's retirement, he denounced his liberalism and gladly turned communist. He is now a sword fighting instructor on the north side of Commentary City.

**The Sean and Halo era:**

Sean Sampson and Halofan Hp00 were the first co-op commentary group to talk about new things called "Awesome Commentators." The subjects were the latest video game trends, the evolution of technology, favorite pizza parlors, the Iraq War and the 95th birthday of Edgar the Engine Man in 2004. Their final episode of "Awesome Commentators" was an hour long special of Edgar the Engine Man's life story, interviews with Edward the Plumber, and a future commentator named Eddy the Scammer. He was the man that saved Commentary City from bankruptcy with his sharp ideas and classic slogan "At Edgar's, we service engines because they are the life of the vehicle." Sean and Halo retired in 2009.

**The Conn, Swagge, n Eddy era:**

MrConnman123, Cooleo Swagge Gaming, and Eddy the Scammer are the first commentary trio to do a 30 minute commentary show called "Conn, Swagge, n Eddy." This was the first time since Bourg Productions "Conservative Commentaries" that commentary viewership hit an all time high. Their most watched episode happens to be when all three commentators did a discussion about the rise of inflation and the struggles of the average family today. The airdate was September 3, 2012. The ratings for that episode rivaled Bourg Productions' episode on the 1960 Presidential election. The other popular episode of "Conn, Swagge, n Eddy" was Eddy the Scammer's complaint on the budget issues at City Hall in 2013, nominating him for a Neil O'Connor award for best commentating. "Conn, Swagge, n Eddy" will be renewed for a 7th season in February 2016. Despite previous commentary shows in the past favoring conservatism or liberalism, CSE took a more leftist/socialist approach in it's commentary on current events. In 2016 during the presidential election the trio voiced their support for Bernie Sanders but were very critical of both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, with Eddy saying that either of their victories would lead to the downfall of America and possibly the entire world.

The most controversial episode of "Conn, Swagge, n Eddy" was Eddy's rant on City Hall officials of Commentary City spending more money than they earned due to the recession. The controversy warranted a battle in the mayor's office with Eddy the Scammer warning officials that spending deficits will ruin Commentary City. Eddy was arrested for misconduct due to the outrage following his clash with the mayor. Eddy was forced to do community service for 2 months.

Mayors

* Neil O'Connor (1918-1933) (Democrat)
* Seck Boi (1933-1945) (Republican)
* Edgar the Engine Man (1945-1959) (Democrat)
* Eminem (1959-1963) (Democrat)
* Jontron (1963-2001) (Republican)
* Bourg Productions (2002-2007) (Republican)
* Lance 1000 (2007-2009) (Republican)
* Danmad (2009-2021) (Democrat)

* Illiniguy34 (2021-) (Independent)

**The O'Connor Administration**

Neil O'Connor was the founder and first mayor of Commentary City. Before being founding the city he wrote for a Irish newspaper named "The Weekly Dose" as a left wing political commentator, writing about the events of WW1. Due to the rise of political commentators in newspapers, O'Connor decided to create a city meant for commentators to live in. The City ran on a democratic socialist government, which worked fine until it led to a huge economic crisis in the city and eventually worldwide, known as The Great Depression. O'Connor stepped down as mayor after losing to Seck Boi in the 1932 election.

**The Seck Boi Administration**

After Seck Boi returned to Earth in 1930, his followers in Commentary City demanded that Seck Boi should run against O'Connor in the upcoming election. Seck Boi accepted the request and beat O'Connor in the 1932 election. He established a free market government that many mayors that came after him followed by. His run as mayor helped Commentary City get out of The Great Depression before anywhere else, though it eventually went downhill during WW2 which caused a second economic crisis in the city. His lackluster later years as mayor eventually led to him losing to Edgar the Engine Man in 1944 during the mayoral election.

**Edgar the Engine Man's Administration**

Edgar the Engine Man was a former businessman who decided to run for mayor of Commentary City in 1944. He promised to help the city get out of bankruptcy with inventive new ideas, his campaign slogan was "At Edgar's, we service engines because they are the life of the vehicle". He won the election by a landslide and followed up from all of his promises. Despite being a democrat like O'Connor, he continued Seck Boi's capitalist way of handling economics in the city and the free market. He decided to step down as mayor in 1959 due to health issues. He tried to run for the democratic candidate in the 1960 presidential election, but he lost to John F Kennedy. He passed away in 2007. He's often considered among the best mayors of Commentary City.

**The Eminem Administration**

Eminem was picked to be Edgar's replacement as mayor after his protests against President Eisenhower from 1955-1958. He followed up on many of Edgar's policies but wasn't very well liked due to his attitude and overall demeanor. He lost to Jontron in the 1962 election. Afterwards, he went on to fight in the The Great Diglett/Speakonia War against his twin brother Evil Eminem in 1965. Since then he's now a popular rapper and motivational speaker

**The Jontron Administration**

Jontron became mayor in 1963. He claimed to be a successor to Seck Boi, as he was one of his political heroes along with Adolf Hitler. He ushered in a new wave of conservatism in Commentary City and started a new form of economic policies named "Jonomics". While he was praised by many on the right, he was hated by the left, with many of them calling him a fascist and a neo nazi, mostly because of his policies screw over the lives of many of the poor and minorities. He had the entire city rebuilt after it was nuked in 1971, he also kicked out all the minorities in the process, blaming immigration on why the city was nuked. He was assassinated on September 11th, 2001 by F.O.X, while trying to release a commentary on B.O.P, that was meant to expose the group's wrongdoings. After his death many evidence popped up, revealing he did have ties to Hitler and Nazi Germany, causing of his former followers to disown him

**The Bourg Administration**

Bourg was selected as Jontron's successor as mayor. He was elected due to his former work as the most popular political commentator in the city, though many people were against it due to him being considered a "war criminal" because of the events of . He promised to continue Jontron's legacy and said that "it is sad that one of the fellow remaining great conservatives had to go". However, due many of Commentary City turning towards the left, he was severely criticised and demonized during his run as mayor. The biggest controversy of his run as mayor was when he tried to ban all same-sex couples out of the city and turn it into a ethnostate, which caused a huge riot in the city that almost led to his assassination. Another controversy was when he said the N word on national TV, during one of his speeches as mayor. He was eventually forced to resign after it was revealed that he had the 2006 election rigged so he could win. His approval rating by the end of his run as mayor was 4%. After his run as mayor he went on to found the lard manufacturing company "Bourg Industries" in 2013, which has been through tons of controversies surrounding "poor treatment of employees", "tax evasion", "casual racism and sexism in the workplace" and "illegal human cloning".

**The Lance Administration**

Lance1000 became mayor after Bourg's resignation. Despite being a openly gay man, he still supported and continued many of Bourg's policies and beliefs, once saying that "while Bourg's may of hated people of my sexuality, I still think he was a great man". His homosexuality made him very divisive around his base on the right, while many of the left criticized him for his hardcore conservatism, with many saying that he's the uncle tom of gay people. Due to growing tensions between Commentary City and Rantville, he started World War 3-10 between the two cities, which his poor handling of caused his popularity to drop even lower than before. His unpopularity with both political sides led to him losing in the 2008 election. After leaving office he became homeless, living off a diet of rats.

**The Danmad Administration**

Danmad ran against Lance in 2008. During the election he criticized Lance's handling of World War 3-10, saying that he's the reason why tons of people are dead, because he "wouldn't save their ass". He also said that Lance acts like a dumb villain and that he betrayed him. After winning the election, he became the first democrat mayor of Commentary City in 45 years. During his run as mayor he ended the wars between the two cities, having a giant wall built inbetween the cities. He also made playing Yu Gi Oh in public legal after it was outlawed for the longest time. Many people questioned his mental health however, due to his odd way of talking and long rants. One of his more controversial moments was when he told one of his opponents that "his father was gay and his mom was a lesbian". After leaving office, despite all his faults he's been remembered as the best mayor of the city in recent years

**The Illiniguy Administration**

Ernie aka Illuminati Guy 34 decided to run as a independent candidate for mayor of Commentary City. He promised to usher in a new world order. He won the election beating both Danmad and the republican candidate Jack 81, becoming the first independent to do so. After winning he had the mayor's office be built down and replaced with a huge pyramid. He turned Commentary City into a communist society run by the Illuminati with plans to take over the rest of the world