First Pablo War

The Pablo Shrine, vandalized with propaganda

Members| * whoori
* Ultin42069
* Sashie\_Bunny
* Fighter69
* daniel1234
* Padan1

The **First Pablo War** was a war that consisted of only 2 days of actual fighting. In all battles, the Free Pablo side proved to be at a great disadvantage to the Keep Pablo side. The war eventually died out.

## Background

Tensions began due to the issue of Pablo: should Pablo stay in his cage and continue to bounce, for the memes, or should he be let free? Batmannn and daniel1234, the main figures of this movement, argued that Pablo should be "free, happy, and able to do what he wanted, rather than be forced to live in a cramped and restricted living space, simply because it was a 'meme'".

Throughout the month of February, Batmannn and daniel1234 began the February Pablo Protests, a series of clashes against whoori as a protest for Pablo's life. The protests were very controversial and are often considered the main cause of the war; ironically, these protests only endangered Pablo's life several times, including almost being set on fire by lava. This caused many players initially neutral during the protests to support the cause of whoori, seeing the Free Pablo side as insane and chaotic, for example when Batmannn somehow managed to accidentally set Fighter69 and 5harky's house on fire with lava.

After the protests of February, it was clear that war was inevitable in Saladistan. Players divided themselves into two sides; Keep Pablo and Free Pablo. After both sides were given months of preparation, the First Pablo War was declared on April 10th, 10:39 PM.

## Battle of April 7th

### Location

Saladistan

Members| * whoori
* Ultin42069
* Fighter69

## Other Information

### Motive(s)

To eliminate any potential allies of Batmannn and the Free Pablo Movement.

### Outcome

Keep Pablo victory* Sahsie\_Bunny surrenders
* Sashie\_Bunny joins the Keep Pablo alliance

The Keep Pablo side planned to start the war on April 7th. However, due to the absence of the two main figures of the Free Pablo side, Batmannn and daniel1234, the Keep Pablo Alliance instead declared war on Sashie\_Bunny, who had been suspected of being an ally of the Free Pablo Movement during the February Pablo Protests.

Sashie\_Bunny was quite outmatched, as the fight was 3 against 1, and eventually, Sahsie\_Bunny surrendered. She pledged to support whoori and Ultin42069 in the war and would fight for the Keep Pablo alliance for the rest of the war.

## Battle against Batmannn

### Location

Central Saladistan, Southern Saladistan

Members| * whoori
* Ultin42069
* Sashie\_Bunny
* Fighter69
* Padan1

## Other Information

### Outcome

Keep Pablo victory* Padan1 surrenders
* Batmannn defeated
* Free Pablo loses enthusiasm for the war, as it becomes clear that they cannot beat the Keep Pablo side
* First Pablo War ends

The main battle of the war.

As war had been declared the day earlier, both sides were prepared for this fight. Or, somewhat. First, Ultin42069, Fighter69 and Sashie\_Bunny all ganged up on Padan1, a well-known ally of Batmannn. It was an unfair battle as Padan1 tried to take on three fully-armored people with no armor, an iron sword and a shield. Padan1 at least managed to drag the fight on for a little longer by blocking attacks with his shield, but eventually was forced to surrender.

As Padan1 left, Batmannn, the main figure of the Free Pablo alliance, finally showed up. The Keep Pablo side gave him some time to prepare, but it is unknown what he was actually doing during this time. The citizens of Saladistan were listening to some music from the anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, however, Batmannn, a devout hater of anime, suddenly skipped one of the songs while it was still playing. This was the last straw. Ultin42069 summoned Batmannn to the town square, where he, whoori and Sashie\_Bunny began to fight him. As it became clear that Batmannn was losing the fight, Batmannn attempted to escape by riding away on Rapidash, the horse of the exiled user RX8.

Ultin42069, Sashie\_Bunny and whoori attempted to chase after him, but they couldn't keep up with a man riding a horse by merely running on foot. However, Ultin42069 then decided to let him escape; as Batmannn left the borders of Saladistan, since it was raining heavily, the outside was infested with monsters. The monsters attacked Batmannn and slowed him down before he was killed by a zombie.

Batmannn was summoned to the town square again for one last fight. It was a difficult battle, as Batmannn ran around swiftly to make him harder to hit, but eventually he was killed by Ultin42069. With that, the battle was over, for the day.

## Aftermath

Afterwards, enthusiasm for the war had definitely dropped. Some believed fighting would ensue again, however, Batmannn was starting to express less motivation to fight in a war. Eventually tensions began normalizing again, and by some point, only Ultin42069 was still enthusiastic about the war. Eventually everyone came to agree that fighting a war would be pointless.

### Village Massacre by Batmannn and daniel1234

However, this did not mean Batmannn would no longer be the subject of controversy. Some time around June 1st, Batmannn went and killed every last villager of a neighboring village of Saladistan, except one. It was a village that whoori himself had been planning on joining with.

### Second Pablo War

After the First Pablo War, there was a brief period of peace. The members of Saladistan planned to kill the Ender Dragon on June 4th. Little did they know that a Second Pablo War was on their hands.