Munster

**Debut** | TBA

**Munster** is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Kässen from the planet Esist Nichteinfach.

## Appearance

Munster is a muscular humanoid made out of bright yellow and yellowish-white organic cheese, with rounded wheel-shaped armor made out of white cheese with jagged red spots, reminiscent of pepper jack, over the top of his head, neck, chin, shoulders, wrists, pelvis, and ankles over where his feet would be. Munster has eyes shaped like upside-down triangles with segmented lines running under the sides of his face, three-fingered hands, and an amorphous cape made out of a paler cheese notably splotched with bluish-green mold, resembling blue cheese.

Munster wears the Simplicitrix on his forehead.

## Personality

Munster has an obsessive compulsion to make cheesy puns, just like that one.

## Powers

* Munster can manipulate cheese, including any of its varieties and dairy-based products, capable of generating malleable constructs and weaponry, molding his own organic cheese biology into different shapes and sizes, such as spray cheese tentacles and swiss holes for projectiles to pass straight through him, having mental influence over any foods that contain cheese, and most importantly, providing an excellent source of calcium, fat, and protein.
* Munster can launch a powerful concentrated beam of cheese through combining his arms together, which he refers to as his "Monter-Ray."
* Munster can assemble pillars of cheese together in order to create superconductive conduits for electricity, which he refers to as his "Cheesed Lightning."
* Munster can absorb and generate mold through his blue cheese cape, which both bolsters his strength and flavor.
* Munster has enhanced strength, agility, reflexes, and taste.

## Weaknesses

* Munster is extremely delicious, making him a target for anyone should they flavor the taste of cheddar.
* Munster's organic cheese form and its malleability means he has less than average durability, although his ability to reshape himself allows him to heal from damage should he ever be broken apart, although he cannot recover from extreme heat, which causes him to melt and liquefy, leaving him incapacitated until he can resolidfy, and sharp blades, which can hinder his recovery rate by shredding him apart into fine pieces.
* Munster cannot absorb too much mold at once, as doing so would cause his cheeses to spoil and rot, leaving him extremely weakened.

## Etymology

* Munster's name references the French soft cheese of the same name, but can also be a play on "monster."
* Munster's species name is a play on "käse," the German translation of "cheese," and "niesen," the German translation of "sneeze," referencing Cheezachu, a obscure drawing of a joke transformation made by DJW, being Pikachu made out of cheese, as Cheezachu can be pronounced as "cheese achoo."
* Munster's planet name is the German translation of "it ain't easy," referencing the Mandela Effect example of Chester Cheetah's catchphrase being widely misremembered as "it ain't easy being cheesy," instead actually being "it's not easy being cheesy."

## Trivia

* Munster was originally made by Dani, which his working names included Cheesehead, Cheese Whizard, and Cheese Greater.
* Munster's two-tone yellow skin patterns resembles that of Colby-Jack, an American cheese made from mixing Colby and Monterey Jack, and is Blake's favorite cheese.
* Munster's "Monter-Ray" attack is a pun on Monterey Jack, a Californian white cheese.
* Munster's red pepper spots on his helmet around the Simplicitrix symbol resemble the prongs of Ultimate forms.
* The pepper jack pattern on Munster's pelvis armor spells out "Penis," being a reference to dick cheese; the placement of this on the pelvis acts as an additional joke.
	+ The fact they're made of peppers could imply the joke of jala-penis.