Caivis

Caivis is the home planet of the Camions, alien trucks who play a major part in both A69 and SPC. It is technically alive, its body being that of GOD's, even though they are recognized as different beings and can be separated for short periods of time.

On the planet, there are eight different factions (families) that the race has been split up into, with the Devins being the most important of the bunch, being what essentially equates to royalty. The seven other families all take after one of the seven deadly sins and reflect that in their individual practices. This is seen as something expected, and it is not known what would happen if a camion were to choose to do something different with their life, thus going against family.

## Families

All Camions come from one of several families, and lose status the further down the line they get. This leaves the Devins and the children from the top of the seven's lineage more important than ones at the bottom, as Camions are effectively a monarchy.

### *The Devin Family*

The Devins are a family of Camions that come directly from GOD himself. Always offered first pick of anything they so choose, and expected to take over when all Camions move to a new planet (possibly Earth).

#### Notable figures:

* GOD
* Gary Gay
* Helen Heterosexual
* Lucy Lesbian

### *The Lesoli Family*

The father of this family, Lesoli Lionhearted, is one of two Camions that act as GOD's right-hand. The sin that they embody is Wrath, acting as military forces for the planet.

### *The Perian Family*

Perian Perfect is GOD's second right-hand, and his children take the sin Pride.

### *The Hortensia Family*

Havenly Horny and their children are all in charge of Lust. Along with this, they also seem to run the universities around Caivis that serve as a place of education (the only named science being "fuckology"). The only Camion that has abandoned his family--and entire previous life--so far is Supernova Nexus, by forgetting that he was ever a Camion in the first place (but still maintaining the intrinsic urge to have sex).

### *The Revant Family*

The only family that is no longer "there" officially. The Revants live in the Seas of the Damned--a series of ravines that no longer hold any water (and haven't for a very long time). No light reaches to the bottom (unknown whether or not this problem could have been solved by flying), and since Camions photosynthesize this left quite a large portion of the population to slowly starve. The effects of starvation are looked at with more depth here. The Camions that are a part of the Revant family likely are in charge of Gluttony.

### *The Jaerin Family*

The Jaerins take the sin Envy. Though they have a Republic, it's unclear what is being done there.

### *The Cadric Family*

Cadric Capitalism and his children not only have a united capital, but a union as well. What they do for the planet is unknown. Cadric and his children embody Greed.

### *The Iida Family*

Iida Insolence and the rest of her family take Sloth, the final sin of the bunch. The part of the planet that they are in charge of is a ruin, though it's unclear whether or not this was something done before or after the family got there, or if the problem could have been prevented.

## Socioeconomic Stress

During the running of both Area 69 and the Spirit Phone Campaign, there is quite a lot of socioeconomic stress on the planet of Caivis. Since the planet is GOD's vessel, he saps the life out of it until there is nothing left and this cannot be prevented, causing quite a lot of death among the lower classes of Camion that inhabit the planet.

In order to try and prevent the loss of an entire species, Gary, Helen, Lucy, and other Camions all get sent down to earth to take bodies from some of the longest living creatures there--humans. This is a very subtle raid that was supposed to culminate with the end of SPC. However, more and more young Camions are beginning to see humans as creatures that are equal to Camions in both intellect and ability, causing some infighting. Most of the blame for the interruption of this plan lies on Gary. He, as the future king of his species, was supposed to make sure the plan went smoothly, but ultimately failed to do so, when other Camions (such as Lucy) already had their doubts.

Gary is also seen as an unsuitable heir to his father's throne, and any damage control that could have been done would be negated by the fact that he failed to actually kill his body when he took it over, if it ever got out. Any other options--such as handing the throne off to one of his siblings--would be akin to signing Earth's death warrant (something that he does not want).

## Language and Culture

As with any group, Camions have formed their own culture over thousands of centuries of living and interacting with each other as a group. This includes language and naming custom, among other things.

### *Names*

Camions choose their own names, often based on position or trait about the camion choosing the name, and is always alliterate. Out of all camions, the one exception is GOD, who also had his own alliterate name, but it was forgotten soon after he took Caivis as a body (Devin Despacito, never to be said out loud).

### *Language*

All Camions speak a universal language--a bastardized version of modern European French. The words are the same, but pronunciation differs as if someone was trying to say French words with an American accent. This used to be Spanish, but over time evolved into the language that we see today.

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