Johnny Docket's Pocket Rocket

"**Johnny Docket's Pocket Rocket**" is the fourteenth track from *Inception of Perfection*.

## Story

"Johnny Docket's Pocket Rocket" tells the tale of a nameless character who "[loses] everything" before being discovered by a sharp-dressed man who refers to himself as "Johnny Docket". Docket offers the narrator salvation and to give him everything he desires, so long as he "[pleasures his] cock." The narrator apparently accepts the offer and, as promised, reveals that his life has become perfect in the second verse. Post-trumpet solo, the narrator reveals in the final verse that Docket is in fact Satan himself and that he reluctantly agrees to anal intercourse to satisfy the Devil. The narrator survives the ordeal and informs the listener that, as a result, he became a "hero".

## Lyrics

```
So many distant years ago, I was an average Joe like you
I worked at the local corner shop and nearly every day I had the flu
The neighbours were noisy and prices were high, I could never afford my taxes
So what did I do when I finally snapped? I flipped out with a pair of axes
I lost everything, my house, wife and kids, I had never felt so alone
Along came a guy, dressed real sharp, who offered help from his magic bone
He said, "Johnny Docket's the name, my friend, I see you're going through a
rough time
Come with me, we'll make a deal, there's no need for a life of crime"

Johnny Docket's pocket rocket makes your dreams come true
What's the catch? There are none, this ain't some kind of voodoo
He said, "All I ask is one small favour, please follow me just behind the block
I promise you won't regret a thing, as long as you pleasure my cock"

His words were true, not a single lie, I got everything I ever wanted
I'm currently a pimp, complete with a hat and my old foes are now bankrupted
I own a pet dragon and a trillion guns and look exactly like Burt Reynolds
With my money, babe, I'm set for life and my superhero team is assembled
I've got my own talk show on weekday nights and I'm best friends with the Pope
Twenty-four-inch pythons, heavyweight champ and vision like a telescope
Everything's perfect, not a problem, completely worry-free
It's all thanks to a man who saved my life with his supernatural willy, yeah...

Johnny Docket's pocket rocket makes your dreams come true
It's like Christmas every day and my PA's a cockatoo
Mr Docket's rocket is a magic tool, I don't know where I'd be without it
Fellatio's just a small price to pay, but if you don't get hard, you're not gay

One day it escalated pretty far when he demanded he give me anal
Off came the suit, out came the horns, I was about to be fucked by the Devil?
It was extreme, that I'll admit, but don't judge me for what I had to do
'Cause if you were in the same position, trust me, you'd do it to

Johnny Docket's Pocket Rocket makes your dreams come true
Just don't refuse to pay him back or he'll choke you until you're blue
It shoots fireballs and blasts lava, be prepared for the deathblow
If like me, you live to tell the tale, my friend, you will be a hero

Johnny Docket's pocket rocket makes your dreams come true
Johnny Docket's pocket rocket, the power lies in you
Johnny Docket's pocket rocket makes your dreams come true
Johnny Docket's pocket rocket, everyone will worship you

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## Personnel

* Peteorite – vocals, writer, programming

## Trivia

* Length: 4:30
* Previously named both "Davy Crockett's Pocket Rocket" and "Davy Sprocket's Pocket Rocket".