Term Index

## ValoraPlays

### Who is Valora?

Valora (Bio) is a twitch streamer, and the host, president, and CEO of ValoraPlays Incorporated, international. Also known as the "Boss".

### The ValoraPlays Twitch Channel

blah blah, put stuff in here about what the channel is. I do art and dumb stuff on Mondays, and Variety games and dumb stuff on Wed, Thur, and Sat.

### The Cast of other 'characters' around here

The ValoraPlays Team is made up of a bunch of characters here and there from the community. And I do mean *characters*.

## BonerJams

Bonerjams originally referred to the music from the viral video of a man and his son playing the trombone and oven door.
However, with the realization of how many trombone players were Valoranauts, anytime they make music is referred to as bonerjamming. Case in point was the Bonerjammers' holiday video for Christmas 2023.

## CookiePorn

Every Monday night, Valora shows "Cookie Porn" on the stream, which is basically playing the promotional video for Crumbl Cookies for that week, while we all ogle them and drool. Except for the few Crumbl haters.

## GumGum

### Origins of GumGum

What started off as watching an odd youtube video, eventually evolved into the reality of GumGum - who is a hot pink long furby that has become a significant part of the community, its stories, and its hijinks. Click on GumGum to know more about the eldritch horror we all know and love.

### Gummas & SantaGum

Gummas is our version of Christmas, except with a creepy hot pink long furby as SantaGum.

## Valoranauts

### Valoranauts

Valoranauts are the people who make up the Valoraplays community.

### Valoranaut Academy

The Academy is a fictional place that houses a growing number of things. The Reading Program being one, Rosie said she couldn't read and then was told she could learn how to read from the Valoranaut Academy.

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> "The Valoranaut Academy has been a fantastic resource. I've been attending for the last 3 1/2 years, and from the moment I walked in I knew it'd help take me to new heights. The Reading Program has been a life saver, before the academy I couldn't read. But through the classes and encouragement from the community I can now read (mostly)! Thanks Valoranauts!
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> From the doorstep to the Meet Hole, you'll find the best the Academy has to offer. If you need to be launched to new places, you too can get what you need at the Valoranaut Academy." -CalamityRosie
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### The Meet Hole

The Meet hole is another one coming from when Valora played Grounded and hotdog bits were falling into a hole. And someone made the joke that it's now the meat hole. Later Ralph joked that there's now a Meet Hole at the academy where we have our meetings and book club discussions.

## Valayonnaise

Extra Chunky Valayonnaise is the official extra chunky sandwich spread of the Valoranauts Training Program (see also : Valoranaut Academy). Valayonnaise a special blend of extra fresh mayonnaise and chunks of plump, juicy bits made from undetermined ingredients (some have theorized that the chunks are made of ham). Advertising materials for Valayonnaise carry the trademarked tag "The love is in the chunks. ™ "

While the *official* spelling of the product is **VALAYONNAISE**, a number of common misspellings will often appear in chat and discord. Those variants include :

* Valonase
* Valoranaise
* Valornnaise
* Valoronnaise
* HOARK!

## The ValoraPlays Art Store

The Art Store is something that ItsDrDan made up on the spot for the Valoraplays commercial while Valora was afk during a SOT stream. It is allegedly located at the corner of 3rd and Manitowac. *\*The Valoraplays legal dept advises us to point out that the store does not actually exist and there are no plans to actually make it happen.*