Adam Nesciac/3.0

* Adam
* Adambeard
* Suit
* Dark Adam

 ↳ by Connor Stubble

by Holden Maddox:

* Gareth
* Egg Timer

**Adam Nesciac** is a character role-played by Traumz. His surname is pronounced “KNEE-jack”.

## General Description

Adam Nesciac doesn't remember much. He doesn't remember meeting Duke Nukem. He doesn't remember he's blind. He doesn't remember being assassinated. He doesn't remember being blown up into a pile of blood and meat, nor does he remember his hand was made of fish and had to be amputated. He definitely doesn't remember that one time Connor Stubble unloaded his pistol multiple times into his head and perma'd him.

Adam *does* remember Preston Hale despite having never met him, recognizes Eve Summers without her introducing herself, and claims that Mike Smoore is his son even though Mike might deny it. He remembers he's the Senior Proctologist of the San Fransisco Police Department. He remembers everything that happens while he's LARPing. He vividly remembers completing Diablo on a Windows 98 computer. He'll remember when people steal his shoes, and also that you can't look at your phone while walking any more.

Adam likes goth girls, pregnant ladies, wife swapping, and spinning a leek. He has sharp elbows for self-defence, knows how to fly, possesses an encyclopedic knowledge of the hit 1990s sci-fi film and TV franchise *Stargate*, and has an inexplicable hatred of cones.

## Diamond Dogs

On October 13th 2023, Adam was hanging out with (and/or being held hostage by) Diamond Dogs while they were setting up to rob Paleto Bank. After the security codes got soaking wet on the ground and the job could no longer be completed, Adam's positive attitude earned him a Diamond Dog chain.

Adam was part of another Diamond Dog robbery of Paleto Bank on the 31st of the same month. Despite Adam telling the hostage she could leave, the job was eventually successful and he got away with a warrant. As usual he went to the PBSO meeting oblivious of even the potential for having a warrant, and was promptly arrested.

Over time, Lizzie had decided that Adam could somehow be trusted to keep a gang secret. On November 25th 2023, she took him to the Diamond Dog weapon bench for the first time. She gave him some glass and he made 2 broken bottles. Adam was confused why they couldn't just break bottles at the side of the street.

When people ask Adam about the Diamond Dogs, he usually assumes they're a baseball team and claims to be the umpire. Sometimes, he might claim to be a puppy instead.

## Quotes

* *"I'll never forget you!"*
* *"I have a really good memory, I don't know what you mean."*
* *"Do you remember Adam?"*
* *"Hi Adam! Wait, I'm Adam..."*
* *"I discovered mermaids."*
* *"I have a birth certificate."*
* *"I always hit it from the right angle."*
* *"I've never been to prison before."*
* *"Death is the inevitability that comes with living a full life."*
* *"It's okay to just be okay, but you should remember that every day is a gift because one day you're gonna wake up and you're not gonna be alive any more and that's gonna be it, the end of your story, but that's okay."*
* *"We can find out together. That's the best part about being in a relationship. You get to be with somebody else and enjoy the parts of their life that you didn't think that you enjoyed in your life but you'll never know unless you try and because you're in a relationship you can try them with someone else and you can enjoy that together and your combined experience then becomes your experience and you broaden your horizons and you each find a way to help you get from today to tomorrow because everyone knows yesterday's today is tomorrow."*
* *"I've gotta save the universe from the Jaffa but I don't have a P90 so it's gonna be really hard."*
* *"It's time to surgery!"*
* *"I don't forget anything. I'm like an egg, I remember everything."*
* *"I like everyone to know that I've got a big crime."*
* *"Active 10-38!"*
* *"I'm alive, it was a success!"*
* "Adam, how long have you been like this?" *"As long as I can remember."*
* *"More trees need to have a job."*
* *"Now watch this drive!"* (in Adam Driver voice)
* *"I'm so freakin' conflicted right now."*
* *"I'll see 'em and I'll be like 'Those are my shorts!', and then if somebody has 'em I'll be like 'Hey! Hey you, stop right there! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. Hey give me my shorts back... No, those are mine. Look, I can prove it. Right there inside. Look ins- Yeah, you see it? Right there, it says Adam. Hey! Hey, stop runnin'! Hey, get back here, those are my shorts! Hey! Hey!'"*

## Clips

1. ↑ The Littlemans send their regards
2. ↑ First time in a hospital
3. ↑ Spinning a leek
4. ↑ Flight lesson with Holden
5. ↑ Landing on target
6. ↑ VTOL

## Gallery

* Scrapbook
* Fan Art

Fish-Hand Amputation
September 5th, 2023First Date with New Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Fiancée/Father
September 25th, 2023Spinning a Leek
September 28th, 2023Held Hostage by Diamond Dogs (MacGregor, Reed, Jack, Ledson, Lizzie and River)
October 13th, 2023Holding Hostage with Diamond Dogs (Lizzie and Dawn)
October 31st, 2023Umpire
November 10th, 2023Sharp Elbows
November 20th, 2023OH NO
November 23rd, 2023Adam-Bomb
November 23rd, 2023Beware of Dog
November 28th, 2023Jenga with Reed and Eugene
November 29th, 2023Malfistidance the Arson Mage, Adam the Fighter, Hub the Bard and The Blacksmith LARPing with DM Osvaldo
December 6th, 2023

by RIPARGH
September 15th, 2023by RIPARGH
September 22nd, 2023Booba and Adam
by Funky
September 26th, 2023by RIPARGH
September 28th, 2023Scruffy and Adam
by RIPARGH
October 6th, 2023by RIPARGH
October 7th, 2023by RIPARGH
November 1st, 2023by RIPARGH
November 9th, 2023by Riutiu
November 16th, 2023Assassin's Creed: Amnesia
by mediocrenoob
November 16th, 2023by RIPARGH
November 23rd, 2023by RIPARGH
November 23rd, 2023by RIPARGH
November 25th, 2023by Stempur
November 29th, 2023by Ukutar
December 1st, 2023Freaking Leak
by Vidra
December 4th, 2023WhereAmI
by LTBeeblebroxly
December 5th, 2023Cow Buddies James and Adam
by Blayr2016
December 6th, 2023by RIPARGH
December 10th, 2023by RIPARGH
December 12th, 2023by CpnLoogie
December 21st, 2023by CpnLoogie
December 27th, 2023by Gerbil
December 28th, 2023by RIPARGH
December 31st, 2023by RIPARGH
January 8th, 2024Scruffy and Adam
by RIPARGH
January 8th, 2024Memento by SeanyBhoy617
January 8th, 2024Adam Driver by SeanyBhoy617
January 9th, 2024by CpnLoogie
January 15th, 2024by RIPARGH
January 21st, 2024