Apple Girl

## JADEN ALEXANDER LACY

### Aliases

alex, jaden, apple girl, idiot, loser, bitch, apple, applemoregirl, retrogradesgirl, annoying, irritating, allie wallie(?????whatthefuck)

### Affiliation

is not responsible for the series of murders from 2016-2021

## Physical description

### Eye color

green

jaden alexander lacy (simply known as "Apple Girl" to commoners) is a clinically insane twitter user and a very avid apple lover. he is banned from 16 out of the 50 states of america

## BIOGRAPHY

alex was born on december 4th #### in the united states, where he continues to live to this day. he one time stole a fidget spinner from a classmate. he has done online homeschool since late 2017. he is most likely bisexual (?)

### APPLE GIRL AWAKENING

applemoregirl (formerly known as *applegirl293934*) is an account created on Oct 7, 2023 to spread the apple agenda. it's first tweet was to user delicatelor asking a simple question, "do you like apple". apple girls first true supporter was dior electriclor. eventually it's account got locked by EVIL elon, so it made a new one which is now called retrogradesgirl.

### favorite artists

tyler the creator taylor swift steve lacy frank ocean olivia rodrigo mitski kali uchis tyler the creator taylor swift steve lacy frank ocean olivia rodrigo mitski kali uchis tyler the creator taylor swift steve lacy frank ocean olivia rodrigo mitski kali uchis tyler the creator taylor swift steve lacy frank ocean olivia rodrigo mitski kali uchis

### the sabrina carpenter incident

on october 19th 2023, alex recieved an anonymous NGL ask which said "do you like sabrina carpenter"? alex's response was of course no, as he did not enjoy the pop sound of her music. suddenly someone began viciously attacking him and beating him to death over his opinion on her tiktok-sounding voice. the last words alex heard before he died were *"so first you don’t like her music then you don’t like her voice and that it sounds like tiktok then you have parasocial one sided beef with her then you’re not judging her voice… pick a side hun"*

### fanfiction

apple girl has gotten many horrific scary fanfictions written about him and dreamnotfound in his NGL anonymous messages. it has traumatized him for life.

### allegations

apple girl has gotten many allegations, including but not limited to: misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, RACISM(???), the murder of 19 people in alaska in 1983, hating taylor swift, hating WOMEN, being responsible for the series of murders from 2016-2021, kicking someones dog, judging sabrina carpenters voice, "cancelling" gracie abrams, and burning a house down

## NGL asks

NGL is the worst app to ever have been created. apple girl does NGL anonymous asks very often, which are very detrimental to his mental health. the ngl asks have currently caused 8293 (and counting) deaths in the state of florida alone, 28 world wars, taylor swift to stop making musi, gaylors all around the world to crash and die, a case of mass hysteria, and much more.

### noteworthy messages include:

* "favorite artists?"
* "you are my croomf/i have a crush on you"
* "Cavetowns version of self control is better sorry.. pls give it a listen its so good"
* "Will you ever cut your hair short into a boys haircut"
* "Why gaylor? You know you are hurting Taylor by doing this She sees everything TAYLURKING You know how else would she have invite people to premere She will be so sad if she see you think she is a quer She is a straight woman And you are joe awlyn hater She will stop making musi"
* "are you even a taylor fan anymore?"
* "You're a white guy and you only like POC?"

### Friends

apple girl is friends with everyone listed on this wiki, including (but not limited to):

* snakeslor
* dior electriclor
* loaf joy fan

### Enemies

* YOU.
* scarrletmaroons

### Celebrities apple girl has one sided parasocial beef with (list grows everyday)

including but not limited to:

* karlie kloss
* sabrina carpenter
* gracie abrams
* cavetown
* james charles

## Trivia

* apple girl's age range is 1-94
* he is very rude according to ngl anon asks
* he is a cisgender heterosexual man
* his current most streamed song is new magic wand by tyler the creator
* he is obsessed with consuming the snack known as flaming hot cheetos
* he owns two cats and two dogs
* he is a big fan of the youtube channel known as hivemind
* STEVE LACY is my GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!
* his address is listed on google maps
* he is unfortunately in a group chat with dior electriclor and loaf joy fan
* he hates bugs with a passion
* his eyes are green but he does NOT eat his veggies
* he enjoys the act of drawing
* he is autism
* he currently has a giant cut out hole in the wall of his bedroom that needs to be patched up
* his handwriting is fucking dogshit
* his top most streamed album on last.fm is reputation by taylor swift (will most likely be surpassed within the next month)