Deep Problems in the Internet

A video compilation of my terrible experiences on the Internet

## Video 1: More Songs Ought to be Heard

**Kimberly Jordan:** It's no use! When I tried to listen to a Vocaloid original song called Rose Petals, there's nothing describing what it sounds like!

**Prima:** Oh, I'm sorry, Kimberly, I know you want me to sing it. It's a pleasant song, though.

**Kimberly:** It is?

**Prima:** Sure. My husband Tonio and I sing this song as a duet, isn't that right, my dear?

**Tonio:** It certainly is, Prima.

**Prima:** You know what? I think we shall cheer her up by doing something else.

**Megurine Luka:** But that's not the only song Kimberly wants to hear.

**Hatsune Miku:** My local friends Luka, Yukari, Lapis and I want to sing Origami Heart with you, Prima. It's another good song if I do say so myself. What do you think, Yukari?

**Yuzuki Yukari:** I don't quite recall which lines are my part, but I know our producer by the name of ADR3-N gave me some. What are they?

**Aoki Lapis:** Same for me. Luka, why did someone delete that song? We just want it back!

**Luka:** Hmm.... you're right, Lapis, I guess we really have taken our parts for it which is kind of possible.

**Kimberly:** Miku? Luka? Yukari? Lapis?

**Prima:** Ah, it is my pleasure to see you four again~

**Tonio:** How did you girls come here?

**Miku:** I think I heard Kimberly's distress when she tried clicking on the links that would play any of these songs that seem very suitable.

**Tonio:** You did? \*other Vocaloid girls nod\* Oh, I see. I guess we'll have to save them for the fixing list.

**Yukari:** Anyway, I'd like some carrot cake because I heard it from Gumi.

**Lapis:** Have you got some stuff for making it?

**Prima:** I believe we have, my sweethearts; Tonio and I possibly have the same home, so how about a visit?

**Tonio:** My wife is right. We can also invite Kimberly there.

**Kimberly:** Oh, that's very nice of you six, I might be entertained by what you have in there. I've watched many episodes in many TV series and listened to many songs in my life, including the rare ones nobody can ever miss, so would you allow me to show you what you haven't sensed before?

**Luka:** Why not? Good things are very irresistible as they say.

**Miku:** All right, everyone, let's do it!

## Video 2: Texture Troubles on the Grass Flooring

**Kimberly:** Aw, Prima...! I'm trying to surround you with the grass flooring as part of the field stage background, but when I picked the tulips texture, there's no effect to change. And despite making a copy of the flooring and saving it by a different title, it's nothing but a boring line of red flowers!

**Prima:** I know how you feel, my sweetheart, but at least I found this poodle myself.

**Kimberly:** A white poodle with a pink collar around her neck?

**Prima:** Yes, and I suppose you found out that this kind of dog I love is an omnivore like some other animals, correct?

**Kimberly:** Oh, you betcha... so, what did you name that cute poodle?

**Prima:** Well, Kimberly, I named her Crystalline because she has a pure heart that is white as crystals.

**Kimberly:** Crystalline? That's a name I've been imagining.

**Prima:** How would you like to relax with me in my peaceful room?

**Kimberly:** That would be very nice...