Intro Adjectives

Here's a list I've started (in reverse order) of the adjectives used to describe Mona and the Disaster Boys at the start of the show. Everyone's been chatting about it, so it's time to put pen to paper... or type in a wiki as it turns out. Feel free to add in the one you're listening to, to help out!

KEY: B = Book, C = Chapter, V = Verse

NUMBER: Means how many times it's been used in total now for any repeats. (This might get hard but I'm going to try.)

**B2, C3, V11 - Jejune and Turgid** *"naive, simplistic, and superficial."* and *"swollen and distended or congested."*

**B2, C3, V10 - Waggish and Peccant** *"humorous in a playful, mischievous, or facetious manner."* and *"having committed a fault or sin. OR diseased or causing disease"*

**B2, C3, V9 - Recalcitrant** *yet* **Effulgent** *"having an obstinately uncooperative attitude towards authority or discipline." yet "shining radiantly"*

**B2, C3, V8 -** **Exsanguinated** and **Iciest** *"drained of blood"* and "*very cold"*

**B2, C3, V7 - Lugubrious** but more often **Scintillating** "*looking or sounding sad and dismal."* and *"sparkling or shining brightly."*

**B2, C3, V6 - Theatrical and Thesbionic** *"exaggerated and excessively dramatic."* and *"my best guess? An actor or actress? This is made up right?"*

**B2, C3, V5 - Languid and Quiescent** *"having or showing a disinclination for physical exertion or effort."* and *"in a state or period of inactivity or dormancy."*

**B2, C3, V4 - Hardest and Most Historical** *"solid, firm, and rigid; not easily broken, bent, or pierced."* and *"the most belonging to the past."*

**B2, C3, V3 - Antediluvian** and **Pre-Clovis***"of or relating to the period before the flood described in the Bible"* and "*Designating or relating to any of a number of proposed prehistoric cultures prior to Clovis culture"*

**B2, C3, V2 - Wakey-est and Bakey-est** "*Wake and bake is the act of smoking (or otherwise consuming) marijuana first thing in the morning. For advocates, this is ideally done while still in bed, in PJs, and right before a really satisfying breakfast."*

**B2,C3,V1 *-*** **Newest and Freshest** *(It's the New Year so probs don't need to explain them, right?)*

Chapter 2

1. singular and solitary

2. disastrous and boyish

3. triumphant and triumvirate

4. reading-est and rainbow-iest

5. hankiet and pankiest

6. dreamiest and seepiest

7. festive and fun

8. stalwart and seaworthy

Book 2

 Chapter 1: back to regular intros, stopped announcing our dirnks

1. jocose and juxtaposed

2. resplendent

3. majestic and malodorous

4. naked and nascent

5. blissful and bacterial

6. kindly and keyless

7. sanctified and fateful

8. punctilious and prepared, stopped introducing myself

 9. summery-come-autumnal

10. blood thirsty and unrepentant

11. inspirational and insidious

12. leanest and meanest

13.  hardest and girthiest

14. luscious and flavorful

15. punch drunk and slap happy

16. befuddled and bemused

17. fantastic and fuckable

18. stygian and eldritch

Interlude:  unnamable and indescribable

Interlude: non-Euclidian and serpentine

19. Steven-y and Kingish

20. peculiar and paleolithic

21. meatiest and most tender

22. succulent and delectable

23. least hackiest and slashiest

24. bombastic and Mr. Fantastical

25. comfiest and clitorical

Chapter 5: rotated intros again

1.  roughest and tumble-est, Laura intro

2. flirtatious, flawless, flavorful, five star and fuckable

3. lugubrious and antithetical

4. most awesome, Woody intro

5. didn’t do it, Laura intro

6. besotted and refulgent, James intro

7. deadliest and most mammalian

8. highly technical and ultra-focused, Woody intro

9. hungry and woebegone, Laura intro

10. invigorating and inseparable, James intro

11. lugubrious and lubricated

12. crafted and locally grown, Woody intro

Chapter 4: we took turns doing the intros this chapter

1. lupine and lighthearted

2. exuberant and affectionate, James into

3. foxiest and vivacious, Woody intro

4. jocular and joyous

5. freshest and cleanest

6. unfocused and unmotivated, Laura intro

7. didn’t do it, James intro

8. softest and most quilted

0. hot-to-trot and boom-shaka-laka, Woody intro

10. didn’t do it, Laura

11. muscular and unkempt, James intro

12. agile and nimble

13. bossiest and big headiest, Woody into

14. didn’t do it, Laura intro

15. impatient and taciturn, James intro

16.  didn’t do it

17. gigantic and tempestuous

18. biggest buffoons and baboons, Woody intro

19. sleepy and dunderheaded, Laura intro

20. caressable and breath taking, James intro

21. vociferous and vexing

22. unsafe choices, Woody intro

23. didn’t do it, Laura and Adam intro

24. ostrobogulous and zonkiest, James intro

25.  incendiary

26. washable and marked up, Woody intro

27. didn’t do it, Laura intro

28. assurgent and cock-a-hoop, James intro

29. gluttonous and lustful, Woody intro

Chapter 3

1. erudite sophisticated

2. ravaging and loving

3. talented and cuddleiest

4. cogent and dramatic

5. ethereal and ineffable

6. Altruistic and arcadian

7. beguiling and baleful

8. contentious and cantankerous

9. didn’t do it

10. didn’t do it

11. sumptuous and sophomoric

12. willful and well-endowed

13. elegant and eclectic

14. nastiest and naughtiest

**15. drunkest and sloppiest, Woody introduces us**

16. Puppy-like and carnivorous, Laura intro

Chapter 2

1. most favorite people

2.  most favorite people in the whole wide solar system

Interlude: didn’t do it

Interlude: didn’t do it

3. wonderful people

4. most favorite people in the whole wide galaxy

5. fine folks

**\* 6. sultry and dynamic (where I start doing this regularly)**

7. outstanding and delicious

8. immaculate and vivacious

9.  fantastic and energetic

10. succulent and nutritious

11. vivacious and sybaritic

12. steadfast and voracious

13. mischievous and adroit

14.  well-versed and mannered

15. benevolent and malevolent

16. sassiest concusipent (not a real word, I think I meant (concipient**)**

17.  foxiest and most precocious

18. precious and rambunctious

19. amorous and amiable

20. sanguine and debaucherous

21. unassuming and capricious

22. altruistic and precocious

23. scintillating and captivating

24. funkiest and palatable

Chapter 1

Preface: nothing

1.  call them my favorite people

2. favorite people again

3. favorite people again

4. favorite people

5. nothing

6. nothing

7.  super good friends

8. really super cool people

9. most favorite people

10. really, really super good mellowed out friends

11. super good friends

12. favorite people in the whole entire universe

13. amazing folks

14. fine folks

15. most nicest, sweetest, raddest

16. super good friends

17. coolest, sweetest, dopest

18. super dope friends that have awesome good times

19. mot favorite and beautiful people in the whole world

20. very handsome people

21. hottest people