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Jake Black

Jake Black is the only host of Chuckle Knuckles other than Ben Collins, having taken over in his absence when Ben went to live in a lighthouse with Stoos, Grendela Willowick, and Chloe Humphreys. In appearing, he beat Sir Richard Branson out for the position of temporary host, and interviewed both the Mogul and Jessie Falcon, front man of the band Falcon. At the end of the episode, Ben makes his return after the beginning of Stoos' 2017 Rampage causes the inhabitants of the lighthouse to flee.

## Other Versions of Jake Black

In the Alternate Earth of Earth-1175 (BB) Jake Black is a member of the resistance against Sir Richard Branson. He dies alongside Jamie Yates to buy Ben Collins Circa 2037 time to travel back to Episode 8.
Frodo Baggins

**Frodo Baggins** is a supporting character in *The Lord of the Rings* fan-fiction, *Three Hobbit Ladies*.

## Relationships

### Diamond Took

Frodo loves Diamond and tries to protect her. He is also protective over her when he has her stand behind him the entire time when they were seemingly kidnapped by Strider. During the attack on Weathertop, Diamond was given the Morgul Sleeping curse after cutting her finger on a Morgul blade laced with sleeping curse poisoning.
Aragorn/Relationships

Aragorn probably
met Gimli prior to *Three Hobbit Ladies*, or they had just met during the Council of Elrond. He sometimes treats Gimli like
a child, such as when Gimli says something inappropriate in the dwarven tongue
to one of Aragorn's close allies, the Elves of Lothlórien, he immediately tells
him, "That was not so courteous". He also is shocked when Gimli
orders Aragorn to toss him over the long distance between themselves and the
Uruk-Hai, but complies to Gimli's wishes nonetheless.

### Diamond Long-cleeve

**(Friend)**

Aragorn first meets Diamond in Bree taking her and Frodo into his room and says her name when they first meet her because he heard Frodo adress Diamond as such. He also smiles a little bit when she says that he seems kind of nice. Over time, Aragorn figures out she has a small crush on him, but it quickly turns into an older brother/younger sister relationship. This includes, grabbing onto her wrist before she throws more rocks into the water, joining Merry and Pippin in it.
Aragorn later helps rescue her from the Orcs, and Uruk-Hai, but are interrupted when Gandalf guides them in a new task.

### Estella Bolger

(Companion and close friend)

He later becomes protective over her because they already lost Merry, Pip, Diamond, Rosie, Frodo and Sam and probably doesn't want to lose her too. He also comforts her at the end of the book one, claiming that they will find Merry, Pippin and Diamond .

## Love interests

### Arwen Undómiel

**(Girlfriend (later wife) and former foster sister)**

Aragorn fell in love with Arwen when they first met in Rivendell when Arwen returned from visiting her grandparents in Lothlórien. She reciprocated the feelings, but both were forbidden by Elrond until Aragorn was king. Sometime later, they begin a relationship with each other.
The two of them saw each other when Frodo was stabbed by the Ringwraiths' leader, the Witch King of AngmarHe shows his concern, claiming that she would be safer with Merry, Sam, Pippin, Diamond, Rosie, and Estella as He would take Frodo to Rivendell. However, she managed to convince him that she would be fine and she could get their faster.

During the quest to destroy the One Ring, he still remains faithful to Arwen as he is not seen falling in love with Éowyn, who is also in love with him. After Elrond tells Aragorn that Arwen is dying because Sauron is not yet killed, which motivates Aragorn even more to destroy the One Sauron and save her.
During his coronation, he embraces her with a kiss.
Pimpernel Took

## Biographical Information

### Other Names

* Pim (referred to by Pippin, Pearl, and Pervinca)

## Family information

### Family Members

* Paladin Took (Father)
* Eglantine Banks (Mother)
* Pearl Took (Sister)
* Pervinca Took (Sister)
* Pippin Took (Brother)
* Diamond Took (Sister-in-law)
* Bilba Took (Niece)
* Faramir Took (Nephew)
* Merry Brandybuck (Paternal Cousin)
* Estella Bolger (Cousin-in-law/Third cousin)
* Adalgrim Took (Paternal Grandfather)
* Mrs. Banks (Maternal Grandmother)
* Mr. Banks (Maternal Grandfather)
* Hildigrim Took (Paternal Great-Grandfather)
* Rosa Took (Paternal Great-Grandmother)
* Gerontius Took (Paternal Great-Great-Grandfather)
* Adamanta Chubb (Paternal Great-Great-Grandmother)
* Fortinbras Took I (Paternal Great-Great-Great-Grandfather)
* Ferumbras Took II  (Paternal Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather)
* Isengrim Took II (Paternal Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather)
* Isumbras Took III (Paternal Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather)

**Pimpernel Took** is one of Pippin's three older sisters.

She is part of  the **Took family**.
Ангола

Анго́ла (порт. Angola), полная официальная форма — Респу́блика Анго́ла (порт. República de Angola ʁɛˈpublikɐ dɨ ɐ̃ˈɡɔlɐ) — государство в Южной Африке, граничит с Намибией на юге, Демократической Республикой Конго на северо-востоке и севере, Замбией на востоке, а также Республикой Конго (эксклав Кабинда), омывается с запада Атлантическим океаном. Бывшая португальская колония. Член ООН с 1 декабря 1976 года. Современное название стране дал её первый президент Агостиньо Нето. В переводе «Ангола» — красная роза (Нето подчеркивал социалистическую ориентацию страны). Столица-Луанда.
Государственный флаг Республики Ангола — наряду с государственным гербом и государственным гимном один из «символов суверенитета и государственной независимости, единства и целостности Республики Анголы, которые были приняты при провозглашении государственной независимости 11 ноября 1975 года, установлены Конституционным законом 1992 года и приведены в приложениях I, II и III Конституции Республики Ангола», вступившей в силу 5 февраля 2010 года.
Описание и символика

В приложении I к конституции установлено:

«Государственный флаг должен состоять из двух цветов в двух горизонтальных поясах. Верхний пояс ярко-красный и нижний чёрный представляют:

```
а) ярко-красный — кровь, пролитую ангольцами при колониальном угнетении, в освободительной борьбе и при защите Отечества;

```

б) чёрный — Африканский континент.
В центре должна быть композиция, состоящая из сегмента шестерни, символизирующей рабочих и индустриальное производство, мачете, символизирующего крестьян, сельскохозяйственное производство и вооружённую борьбу, и звезды, символизирующей международную солидарность и прогресс.
Шестерня, мачете и звезда должны быть жёлтыми, символизируя богатство страны».
Bilbo and Diamond

**Bilbo and Diamond have a father-daughter relationship.**

## Throughout the Series

Before her journey, Bilbo told her of how Thorin and his company had doubted him but proved them wrong. He later tells her that she can do the same thing. However, during this talk, Diamond mentions her father never loving her, but Bilbo is the first to tell her that is not true.
Uncle Kevin

In the original timeline Uncle Kevin was the third guest to grace the show. This episode was so terrible that it encouraged Norb to travel back in time and take his place. It is not known exactly what happened in the alternate timeline. We do know that in this timeline Uncle Kevin was a sex pest who played guitar for Falcon in 1976. He later ascended into orb form at some point but grew dissatisfied with his new life. In 2070 he committed suicide in customary orb fashion by plugging himself in to an iPhone 2.
Bugs Bunny

Amigos | Squeaks the Squirrel
 Enemigos | Wile E. Coyote

Bugs Bunny es un personaje principal en New Looney Tunes.

## Apariencia física

Bugs, al igual que su encarnación original, es gris, pero en New Looney Tunes, su piel parece ser un tono más oscuro de gris. También tiene sus ojos ovalados, con pupilas negras. Tiene 3 pelos que sobresalen de su cabeza, y tiene algunos bigotes, junto con su mandíbula blanca y el resto de su cuerpo se parece a su apariencia genérica en la mayoría de los medios de Looney Tunes.
Isengrim Took II

**Isengrim Took II** *(S. R. 1020-1122)* was a Hobbit of the Shire .

He was a member of the **Took**
family**.**

## Biography

He was born in S. R. 1020. Later on, he became Thain in T.A.
2683. During his service, he established the Shire-reform in the
Shire-reckoning system, declaring every Sunday started the weak. He later
passed Thainship to his son Isumbras Took III and died in S. R. 1122 at the age
of 102. He served as Thain for a total of thirty nine years.

Years later, Merry pointed out to Estella that they have the same ancestor, Isengrim II
Halo

The Good Dudes have a storied history of playing the Halo franchise. Began when Miek was away and playing his buddies Xbox splitscreen. When he returned he brought this knowledge and experience and transformed, what used to be an Nintendo-dominated pastime, into the multi-faceted Good Dudes gaming tradition that exists today.

Many great matches were playing in Halo 2 and Halo 3. Every once in a while The Dome and Chris will hammer through the original campaign in co-op.
Gimli

**Gimli** is the dwarf protagonist of *Three Hobbit Ladies and A Ring* and the only dwarf in the Fellowship of the Ring.

## Biography

### Early Life

Gimli was born in the Blue Mountains to the dwarf Glóin and his unnamed wife. As a child, he asked Thorin to join their company, but Thorin thought he was too young to travel with them (being sixty years old at the time).

### Council of Elrond

In TA 3019, Gimli went to Rivendell on behalf of King Dain Ironfoot in order to warn Bilbo Baggins. Before the Council of ELrond, Gimli came across Bilbo Baggins' "niece", Estella Bolger

## Relationships

### Allies

* Fellowship of the Ring - Friends and Companions
	+ Legolas - Former Enemy turned Best Friend
	+ Aragorn - Close Friend and Companion
	+ Estella Bolger - Close Friend; Surrogate Sister and Daughter
	+ Frodo Baggins
	+ Rose Cotton
	+ Gandalf
	+ Diamond of Long-cleeve
	+ Sam Gamgee
	+ Meriadoc Brandybuck
	+ Peregrin Took
	+ Boromir
* Rohan
	+ Theoden
	+ Éowyn
	+ Éomer - Brief Enemy Turned Ally

* Gondor
	+ Faramir
* Thorin Oakenshield and Company
	+ Thorin Oakenshield
	+ Bilbo Baggins

### Enemies

* Sauron
* Isengard
	+ Saruman
	+ Saruman's Orcs
* Uruk-Hai
* Orcs
* Wargs
* The Nazgul
	+ The Witch-king of Angmar
	+ Khamul
	+ Seven other Nazgul
Gonzaga

Mike: Around 2011, I lived with four other guys in a ratty shithole in the east end just off Tenth Line. We (or they really, before I got there) named it Gonzaga, as a way of easily identifying and referring to the place to friends.

We held our share of parties there and as a way of easily making Facebook events and inviting people, a Facebook page for Gonzaga was created that would be sort of a staging platform for events that would allow us to easily invite people. To my knowledge, it was never used once for this purpose. At present, the Gonzaga page is named "Gonzaga", it has a map to the address of the place, and that's about it. There's been one post made in its history:

Since then, the page has not been touched or moderated. There is no content whatsoever, it offers nothing. So it's strange that as of this writing, we're up to 732 likes, with 10 new ones this week. People just keep joining, they can't get enough of the nothing. It's been speculated that we've inadvertently started a cult.

Chris: Let it be known that, because of the prevalence of Filipino postings, this Facebook page spawned the Xobong meme.

See also: Xobong
Fredegar Bolger

**Fredegar Bolger**, mostly called **Fatty**, is one of the supporting minor characters of the *Three Hobbit Ladies* series. He is the older brother of Estella Bolger, the son of Rosamunda Took and Odovacar Bolger.

After Estella's marriage, Fatty was the brother-in-law of Merry Brandybuck and uncle of Éowyn Brandybuck

He is a member of the **Bolger family**

## Throughout the *Three Hobbit Ladies* series

Fatty is present at Bilbo's Farewell Party in TA 3001. There, he tells his sister to go make a move on Merry, knowing she had a crush on him since they were children.

Later in the forest on their way to Bree, Estella mentions that she got lost in the woods and got separated from her father and brother. She then decided to just head for Bree expecting to meet them there, but instead meets her friends Frodo, Sam, Merry, Diamond, Pippin and Rose there.
Aragorn

## Aragorn

### Also Known As

Strider
 Edhelharn
Elfstone
The Dúnadan (By Bilbo Baggins)
Longshanks (by Samwise Gamgee)
Aragorn
King Elessar
Estel
Isildur's Heir
Mr. Strider/Mr. Aragorn (By Diamond)

### Family members

Arwen (wife)
Arathorn II (father) †
Gilraen (mother) †
Elrond (foster father/father-in-law)
Eldarion (son)
Daughters
Celebrian (mother-in-law)
Elladon and Elrohir (brothers-in-law)

### First appearance

*The Fellowship of the Ring*

**Aragorn II Elessar** (also known as **Strider**) is one of the twelve main
protagonists of *Three Hobbit Ladies and a Ring*.

## History

He was named after his ancestor, Aragorn I
Faramir Took

## Family information

### Family Members

* Bandobras Took (Maternal Ancestor)
* Pippin Took (Father)
* Diamond Took of Long-Cleeve (Mother)
* Arthur of Long-Cleeve (Maternal Grandfather)
* Crystal Brown (Maternal Grandmother)
* Paladin Took (Paternal Grandfather)
* Eglantine Banks (Paternal Grandmother)
* Pearl Took (Paternal Aunt)
* Pervinca Took (Paternal Aunt)
* Pimpernel Took (Paternal Aunt)
* Saradoc Brandybuck (Paternal Great-Uncle)
* Esmeralda "Esme" Took (Paternal Great-Aunt)
* Meriadoc Brandybuck (Paternal First Cousin once Removed)
* Éowyn Brandybuck (Paternal Second Cousin)
* Adalgrim Took (Paternal Great-Uncle)
* Hildigrim Took (Paternal Great-Great-grandfather)
* Rosa Baggins (Paternal Great-Great-Grandmother)

### Romantic interest(s)

Goldilocks (future wife)

**Faramir Took** is the son of Pippin Took and Diamond Took of Long-cleeve.
Pearl Took

**Pearl Took** was the eldest child and daughter of Paladin Took and Eglantine Banks, sister of Pervinca, Pimpernel, and Pippin Took and sister-in-law of Diamond Took. It was believed that she killed Lalia Clayhanger, the matriarch of the Took clan. However, the Tooks claimed that the rumors of Pearl doing this was false. However, most disbelieved them as Pearl had Lalia's white pearl necklace to keep her quiet.

 Early life

## Physical appearance

Pearl had blonde hair and the family green eyes. She was one of the fairest Hobbits in the Shire.
Grendela Willowick

Grendela Willowick is the author of over 70 Erotic Fiction novels. She is one of the four people to live in the Lighthouse at the end Episode 6. Her age is based on political maps and the age of consent in the region she resides.

## Biography

Not much is known about Grendela's early years. At sixteen she worked at multiple restaurants, some Chinese and some Not-Chinese. The two types of restaurants. While there, she realized how often people had sex, and decided to being writing about the subject. Many of her characters have been rebels.

At some point after achieving success, Grendela went on a tour of the United States. While there her tour bus was followed by Chuckle Knuckles host Ben Collins. She has done much work on the development of female characters, and is open to assistance and criticism from other writers.

After attending a recording of the show, she goes to live in the Lighthouse with Ben, Stoos, and Chloe Humphrey's. She went her own way after Stoos' eating the Not-Chinese delivery boy.

## Other Versions of Grendela Willowick

Grendela from Earth-1175 (BB) is the flame of Ben Collins for a time but ultimately not much is known about her fate.
Ruby Gamgee

**Ruby Diamond Gamgee** was one of the thirteen children of Samwise Gamgee and Rosie Cotton. She usually just went by Ruby instead of her full name.

## History

Ruby was born Fo.A. 17. She was the eleventh child and sixth daughter of Samwise Gamgee and Rose Cotton.

## Etymology

* Ruby refers to the red jewel. The jewel ruby derives from Latin *rubeus* "reddish". It's possible she is named after Frodo's grandmother, also named Ruby.
* The name Diamond is derived from Late Latin diamas, from Latin adamas, which is of Greek origin meaning "invincible, untamed". Diamond refers to the precious gem that is rare to come by. It is also the name of Rosie's best friend, Diamond Took, which is one of the reasons why Ruby Diamond is named after Diamond of Long-cleeve.
Arthur of Long-Cleeve

**Arthur Long-cleeve** is the fan-dubbed name of Diamond Took's father while her mother remains unnamed.

## History

Most of the time, Diamond believes that her father never cared for her since the death of her mother. This makes Diamond believe her friends as her true family.

He is mentioned when Rosie worries about who will look after Diamond, worrying about the father who "never loved Diamond back. Secretly, Diamond's father remained distant from her because she was a reminder of his deceased wife. When Diamond returns home, her father embraces her lovingly, warning her to never worry him again, thus, making up between the two.
Crystal Brown of Long-Cleeve

## Mrs. Long-cleeve

**Crystal Long-cleeve** (nee **Brown**) was the mother of Diamond Took and Arthur of Long-Cleeve.

## History

This woman married Arthur and had a daughter named Diamond, whom she loved very much. She died when her daughter was very young, leaving Arthur heart-broken and him distant from their daughter.

### Legacy

Diamond believes that after her mother died that her father never cared for her any more. However, it is proven not true as he panicked when he found her gone the next day. He later hugged her for the first time when she returned, and had no quarrel with her when he find out she was married to Peregrin Took, as he says that her mother would have wanted her to be with someone that treated her right.
Speechless!

A taunt to be mercilessly repeated in a jeering voice if a good dude is caught offguard and cannot respond to a verbal barb or challenge directed at them.

It is also often used to simply make fun of someone who is not speaking for either being away from the controller or has their attention focused elsewhere.
Primula Brandybuck

Primula Brandybuck and her baby Frodo by Rolozo

**Primula Baggins** (née **Brandybuck**) was the mother of Frodo Baggins and wife of Drogo Baggins and the main protagonist of *Three Hobbits and an Adventure*

## Behind the scenes

* Primula was originally going to be the wife of Bilbo Baggins and their son was going to be named Bingo Baggins.
Long-cleeve Clan

## Long-cleeves

The **Long-Cleeves** were a family of hobbits

They were also part of the **Took clan** and the **Baggins clan**

## Background

The Long-Cleeves is the fan-based name of Diamond of Long-Cleeve as she had no proper last name in the original text.

### Early history

They were hobbits who lived in the North. They were also Tooks, but did nto take that last name and instead took it as a last name from the town they lived in.

It is believed they are descended from Bandobras Took.

## History

Bandobras Took moved into the North and had many descendants.

One of his descendants were Arthur of Long-Cleeve.

He married an unnamed female and they had a daughter named Diamond. However, Arthur's wife, died when their child was young and Arthur remained distant from Diamond.

Many years later, Diamond became famous after she helped Frodo Baggins on her quest to destroy the One Ring. During the Siege of Minas Tirith, she and Pippin married each other with the wedding officially performed in a private ceremony with the original Fellowship members, Eowyn, Eomer, and Faramir.

In the fourth age, Pippin and Diamond Took had a son named Faramir Frodo, after both Faramir, son of Denethor and Frodo Baggins, the son of Drogo Baggins

Faramir would later marry Samwise Gamgee and Rosie's daughter, Goldilocks.

## Members

* Maternal grandfather of Bilba and Faramir Took
* Father-in-law of Peregrin "Pippin" Took
* Mother of Faramir and Bilba Took
* Daughter of Arthur of Long-Cleeve
* Husband of Diamond Took
* Father of Faramir Took
* Son-in-law of Arthur of Long-Cleeve and his wife.
* Daughter of Diamond Took and Peregrin Took
* Granddaughter of

## Relatives

* Father of Goldilocks Gamgee
* Father-in-law of Faramir Took.
* Wife of Faramir Took
* Daughter-in-law of Diamond and Pippin

## References and notes

1. ↑ This was both because Frodo is referenced as Diamond's distant cousin because Frodo's mother is named Primula Brandybuck, the daughter of Mirabella Took and Gorbadoc Brandybuck.
Elegant Sun Hat

## Description

Woven from fine, lightweight straw, anyone who wears this hat will be spared the glare of the summer sun. Oddly enough, a cool breeze always wafts through its ribbons, no matter how hot or how muggy the weather.

## How to get

Can be obtained by exchanging 8800 Tuathan Shaved Ice at the Ossia, The Hollow Heart exchange shop
Three Hobbit Ladies and a Ring

***Three Hobbit Ladies and a Ring*** is a fan-fiction to *The Lord of the Rings*.

## Chapters

### ***Book I: Fellowship of the Ring***

#### **Chapter 1: A Long-Expected Party**

The chapter begins with Rosie trying to catch the attention of Samwise Gamgee to get him to dance with her. Even when she tries to dance with Estella Bolger, Sam still ignores her. However, in reality, Sam is scared to go dance with her because he loves her in return. Revaled in passages, it is revealed that Estella and Rosie have a "silent language" between each other. The two hobbit women realize that Diamond is missing (but assume she's hanging out with her two male friends: Merry and her crush, Pippin)

Frodo Baggins, Samwise's master and best friend, notices that Rosie wants Sam to dance with her and pushes him over to her. With a pleasent smile, Rosie pretends to greet him as if she wasn't looking at him. Sam finally gets the courage to ask her to dance, which Rosie accepts.

Later, Estella and Frodo both stand together as Rosie and Sam dance together. Estella and Frodo then discuss where Merry had went, much to Estella's surprise. Fatty, Estella's older brother comes up and tells her that they all know that she's had a crush on Merry since they were kids. Estella automatically asks, if that automatically makes her and Merry boyfriend and girlfriend.

However, Estella later says that they are just friends and wishes they would see it that way. However, instead, Fatty instead goes to see where Angelica Baggins is at. Both cousins, Estella and Frodo decide to dance after the latter of the two says that Estella never has any fun. Meanwhile, Gandalf asks Bilbo if Frodo and Estella are in love, but Bilbo says Merry is her true love.

#### **Chapter 6: Strider and a Knife in the Dark**

####
Minas Tirith

**Minas Tirith** is the capitol of the men's realm of Gondor

## Early history

See Minas Tirith's history at Wikipedia.org

## War of the Ring

When Pippin and Diamond shared the same vision of a tree set on fire, Gandalf set out to Minas Tirith with the two hobbits in order to protect them from Sauron's forces. The trio appeared on Shadowfax to the group. Before they entered Lord Denethor's room, Gandalf warned the hobbits that the man they were about to see was Boromir's father and advised for them not to say anything that would upset him. However, Pippin does not listen and then swears his loyalty to Denethor. Gandalf tries to warn Denethor of the on coming war and that Rohan should be warned. Instead of listening, Denethor coldly rebuffs the Wizard and the hobbits.

## Rulers

* Aragorn
* Elendil *(formerly)*
* Isildur *(formerly)*
* Lord Denethor II *(formerly)*

## Inhabitants

* Faramir
* Denethor
* Madrid
* Pippin Took
* Diamond Took of Long-cleeve
Diamond Took

**Diamond Took**, born as **Diamond of Long-Cleeve**, sometimes referred to as **Diamond Long-cleeve**, is one of the three main protagonists of *Three Hobbit Ladies and a Ring*. She
was portrayed by Lily James in the LOTR AU.

Diamond is part of the **Long-cleeve Clan**, **Took family,** and the **Fellowship of the Ring**.

## Early life

Diamond was born TA 2995 to Arthur Long-Cleeve and his wife. However, her mother died when she was very young, leading Diamond to be raised by her father. On the other hand, Bilbo was the one who solely helped Diamond, along with the Tooks and Brandybucks. Without her knowledge, Bilbo actually learns that Arthur actually loves his daughter and Arthur only distances himself from his daughter because Diamond it reminds him of his lost wife. She eventually formed a crush on Pippin, the son of Thain Paladin Took, but feared they would only stay in the "Friendship Zone". Unknown to Diamond, Pippin also had a crush on her.

## Throughout the *Three Hobbit Ladies* saga

### *The Fellowship of the Ring*

During "Uncle Bilbo's" birthday party, Diamond caught Merry and Pippin getting ready to pull the ultimate prank: set fireworks off with a dragon firework. At first, she sternly told them they were in trouble, but quickly joined in on the prank. When Pippin and Merry were found by Gandalf, he demanded where there other accomplice was. To cover for Diamond, they claimed it was just them and them alone. Diamond later asks why Pippin must always risk his life to save hers while cleaning his face.

## Relationships

### Pippin Took

*Main article: Diamond and Pippin*

It is not known when Diamond met or fell in love with Pippin. However, she is known to have a crush on him since they were children.

In chapter 7, they nearly kiss each other in Rivendell.

### Bilbo Baggins

Bilbo and Diamond have a father-daughter relationship.

Before her journey, Bilbo told her of how Thorin and his company had doubted him but proved them wrong. He later tells her that she can do the same thing. However, during this talk, Diamond mentions her father never loving her, but Bilbo is the first to tell her that is not true.

## Trivia

* Diamond is similar to how Bilbo was during The Hobbit film.
	+ Faces prejudice (Diamond because of her gender and age and Bilbo for his species)
		- However, unlike Bilbo Diamond is not mistreated by any of the company members. In fact, most of them welcome her into their group.
	+ They feel a sense of doubt about themselves.
	+ Though they are both protected by the leaders of their companies, they feel like they don't belong in their quests and belong in the Shire.
	+ In the end, Diamond and Bilbo both realize they are just like everyone else and accept who they truly are.
* Is about twenty four years old. This is confirmed during the Council of Lord Elrond at Rivendell.
* Her name implies that the Long-cleeves are rich. This is further explained that it is.
* Diamond is related to all the Hobbits (other than Sam and Rosie ). She is the distant cousin of Frodo Baggins, Estella Bolger, Pippin Took, and Merry Brandybuck and is the future mother in law of Goldilocks Gardner.
ButtaBorborygmi

Guy the Good Dudes ran into playing Halo 3. As was with the case with Private Church, he didn't interact much with us but his name was hilarious and instantly found its way into the lexicon of the Good Dudes.

It's also just funny as hell to say. It's a rare night indeed when one Good Dude or another doesn't grunt, "ButtaBorborygmi..." as a general exclamation. It really can be used to announce or communicate anything.
The Tequile

During the Dickhouse era, the Good Dudes went through a phase when tequila was the drink of choice, for the group as a whole. We'd buy a bottle (or multiple bottles) before the night and get salt and limes as well. Then we'd sit at the kitchen table, each with our salt, lime and shot glass, and just do shots together over and over until the bottle was emptied. The night would proceed from there. It was a great way to start a night, and reflected the fact that we were in our drinking prime.
Took family

**The Took family** were Hobbits of the Shire and wealthy, but were not well respected like the Baggins family.

## Notable Members

* **Paladin Took:**
* **Eglantine Took (née Banks):** The wife of Paladin Took. She later mothered four children: Pearl, Pervinca, Pimpernel and Peregrin Took and mother-in-law of Diamond Took. She is later the paternal grandmother of Bilba and Faramir Took.
* **Pearl Took:** One of the four children and three daughters of Paladin Took and Eglantine Banks and sister of Pimpernel, Pervinca and Peregrin Took.
* **Pimpernel Took:** One of the four children and three daughters of Paladin Took and Eglantine Banks and sister of Pearl, Pervinca and Peregrin Took
* **Pervinca Took:** One of the four children and three daughters of Paladin Took and Eglantine Banks and sister of Pimpernel, Pearl, and Peregrin Took
* **Peregrin Took:** One of the four children and only son of of Paladin Took and Eglantine Banks and younger brother of Pearl, Pervinca, and Pimpernel Took
* **Diamond Took:** the wife of Peregrin Took, the daughter of Arthur Long-cleeve and the mother of Faramir Took. Originally **Diamond of Long-Cleeve**, Diamond fell in love with Peregrin Took, but she feared that their relationship would always remain in the what hobbits called "the friend zone". The two of them married during the Battle of Gondor and were wed by Gandalf by both their requests. She is also related to the Took family through Bandobras Took
* **Bilba Thora Took:** Diamond and Pippin's daughter. Gandalf and Elrond helped Diamond and Bilba survive a dangerous birth. They named her after Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield.

## Etymology

* The name **Took** comes from the Westron Tuk, which has an unknown origin. However, in real life, the name Took is a Welsh name, and refers to the type of sword.
Rose Cotton

**Rose Gamgee** (née
**Cotton**) is one of the three lead female protagonists and twelve
main protagonists of *Three Hobbit Ladies*.

She was the daughter of Tolman Cotton and Lily Brown, and the sister of Tolman (Tom), Wilcome Cotton (Jolly), Bowman (Nick), and Carl Cotton (Nibs), and wife of Samwise Gamgee.

In the second chapter, she was caught by Gandalf in spying on him and Frodo. So, he forces Rosie and Sam to join Frodo on his quest. Rosie was almost denied membership in the Fellowship of the Ring, but Gandalf defends her, Estella, and Diamond and the girls join them. After the Fellowship's fall, Rosie (along with Sam) were the only known ones to have stayed with Frodo on his quest to destroy the One Ring. Slowly, she finds herself distancing from Frodo and growing closer with Sam.

Rosie is a member of the **Cotton family** and the **Gamgee family**. She is also a member of the **Fellowship of the Ring**.

 Early life

## Personality

Rosie is also the responsible one out of the three hobbit girls. She sometimes acts like a mother or an older sister figure to her two younger friends. In the third tale, "Three's Company", she scolds Merry, Pippin and Diamond for stealing Farmer Maggot's crops but Diamond defends herself immediately that It was Merry and Pippin's idea. She also puts her arm around Diamond when she is frightened of the Nazgul who are attacking the people across the street.

## Physical appearance

Rose is considered one of the most beautiful women in all of the Shire. The hobbits even have compared her beauty to that of Elves

## Name

* **Rose** is a type of flower, and it is tradition to name a hobbit girl either with jewels or with names associated with Flowers. The name Rose is of Latin origin.
	+ However, Rose just goes by the nickname "Rosie" by her friends.
* The surname Cotton comes from a Westron Hlothran, which roughly translates as "Cottager"
	+ A real-life English surname, it means "cottage town."

## References

1. ↑ J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings, Appendix F, "On Translation"
2. ↑  J.R.R. Tolkien, Christopher Tolkien (ed.), "Guide to the Names in *The Lord of the Rings*", published in *A Tolkien Compass* (edited by Jared Lobdell), entry *Cotton*
Slime Dunk/Grim Soul

There's a dumb game we played at the Dickhouse that involved one team writing descriptive words in a giant list and another team writing nouns on another giant list. At some point a random adjective was adhered to a random noun and lulz were had by all.

Slime Dunk and Grim Soul were two that stood the test of time. A Slime Dunk, as most Good Dudes memes do, grew into a catchphrase to express an action resulting in a general sewering of oneself or others. Oft used in the Good Dudes Gaming thread (and IRL) as such:

> ***"That was a real SLIME DUNK,* Otm*!"***
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> ***"I'm going to need to get toasted after this slime dunk of a week."***
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A Grim Soul is used less as it's not been iterated upon as much. As such it is a lesser meme as the meaning ebbs and flows. In any case, it is best, for now, to use it to refer to a Good Dude in a bad mood. Unless it's the Dome in which case one might refer to him as the BMD.
Bunge

Shorthand (not that much shorter, I guess) for Bungie, the creator of the *Halo* franchise and later *Destiny*.

Bungie achieved the legendary status that few game developers ever find after the massive success of the groundbreaking first person shooter *Halo*. They also pioneered the industry in multiplayer matchmaking, with Halo 2 and 3's terrific integration with Xbox Live.

Bungie eventually jettisoned the *Halo* franchise, leaving it with Microsoft to work on an ambitious multi-platform game called *Destiny*. *Destiny* enjoyed a great deal of hype while it was in development, but when it was released it was quickly discovered to be a deeply flawed product. *Destiny* aspired to have the same grind as an MMO, but the game simply didn't have the robustness or variety to sustain hours and hours of grinding. It was a good concept, but in execution Bungie hadn't succeeded in creating something that matched their vision.

As *Destiny* progressed as a game and expansions were released, the wheels came off the wagon and it became clear that *Destiny* wasn't going to be the game that it could have been. Bungie was seen as directly responsible, and it wasn't long before their once-sterling reputation was in tatters. Chris, above all, enjoyed (Chris: correction; enjoys) expressing his disgust for Bungie and the decisions they made, focusing particularly on the idea that Bungie doesn't play their own games and thus doesn't understand what players want or find fun.

Chris: 'Bunge' was born Wednesday, May 27, 2015 at 2:36 in the afternoon after a particularly vexing (ahahahah) run through the Prison of Elders. Grimbadule expressed his distaste in the Destiny thread on Facebook. This was only 8 days after the launch of the half-baked House of Wolves expansion for Destiny and, as such, we were not necessarily fully leveled to take on such bullet-sponge asshole bosses as Eye of Qodron (filthy bunge and their crappy names). It's a play on the Simpsons joke wherein Otto gets called a Sponge.

A meme was created and the name stuck, particularly when insulting Bungie, as it seemed fitting to call them something that not only sounded dumb but was lacking just a bit.
Control the middle!

*Control the middle!* was mostly said during Valhalla matches in Halo 3.

The map has a middle ridge area separating the two halves of the map. If your troops were able to control the middle area then you were probably winning as you could shoot the members of the other team as they spawned or as they came to try and assault your half of the map. Hence the verbal command to, "*Control the middle!"*, which was probably what everyone had been thinking anyway.

*Control the middle!* does apply to a lot of FPS maps, and it gets repeated from time to time in other circumstances as well.
The Gauntlet

Usually involving Baby Duck, the Gauntlet involved one person taking a swig and passing the bottle to the next person. Breaks are prohibited until the bottle is finished and punishable by demotion or testicular assault.

The Gauntlet was born in The Drunk Tank (later The Sweat Lodge, later The Cold Room), when we had a spare bottle of Duck left over after a race. Typically, if a participant is taking too long, screams of "GAUNTLET!" are directed at them until they've complied.

Hot Girls are typically invited (via cell phone) to join the Good Dudes when this level of intoxication has been reached.

See also: "Oh my balls!"

See also: Baby Duck Races
Good Dudes Wiki

## Welcome to the Good Dudes Wiki

   A Wiki dedicated to cataloguing the members of the Good Dudes: the events, words, phrases, and more that they have experienced, or been subjected to, over the years.
Much has been lost to the annals of history and the dearth of memory, but fragments remain. Collectively, these fragments will be assembled to shine light on the past once more and document the present for reference in the future!

Come here to take a peek into their world of memes and general stupestitude. Come here for Good Dudes.

## Categories

Drinking Games

Gaming Memes

Games

Ideas/Creations

Insults

Moments

Music

The Good Dudes Themselves

Quotes

Locations
DWG - Damn We're Good

{DWG} was the online gaming clan of the Good Dudes.

Many fun times were had when playing under the banner of {DWG}. {DWG} was used heavily in games including Starseige: TRIBES (now we're going waaaay back), and as recently as Battlespud: Spud Company 2.

A notable, non-Good Dude {DWG} member was {DWG} JJ who, bizarrely, was actually interested in joining up right around the time the Good Dudes found different things to play. Although we only played with him for a short time after he joined, we're certain he's still out there, somewhere, playing under the {DWG} emblem still.
We choose to go!

*"We choose to go!"* is stolen directly from the slogan for the Epcot Center ride MISSION: Space!

MISSION: Space is a badass fucking simulator ride that is loosely based on the Mission to Mars film starring Gary Sinise. The long wait for the ride is accompanied by all sorts of mini-activites and films that put the people in the queue through "Space Training". Then, when you finally arrive at the ride they strap 4 people into a giant centrifuge and spin it around a whole bunch while playing a movie on the inside. It smashes you back into your chair on liftoff and has something like 5g's of maximum force during one point of the ride. Anyways, I love that fucking ride (even though it makes sooo many people sick) and I'm so happy the slogan for the ride has made it into the Good Dudes lexicon.

You may find a Good Dude yelling *"We choose to go!"* when confronted with a situation that requires a certain amount of strength of character to attempt, or to express excitement of any form for any pending activity.

Bonus points for yelling it with gusto.
Paladin Took

**Paladin Took** was a hobbit of the Shire.

## Biography

Paladin was the Thain during the time of the Fellowship of the Ring and treated Diamond of Long-cleeve as one of his own four children because her father did not raise her well.

He was happy to learn that Diamond and Pippin were married to each other when they returned home.
Otm

The Good Dudes ran into the **Otm** during the Halo 2 years. He was a loudmouth American that we found through Something Awful; he joined us for a few games, and we all had so much fun together he never left.

You can always count on the **Otm** to be drunk, awake at bizarre hours, late for everything, and generally completely unaware of social cues. He can also be good fun in small doses.

He is, to this day, a full member of the Good Dudes, although frequent bad conduct has slashed his ranking down to O-List.
I Fought the Turrets

Song. Based on the song "I Fought the Law" by The Clash. To be sung whenever gameplay is held on Halo 3's Snowbound level.

Lyrics replaced with *"I fought the turrets and the turrets won."*

Based on events that took place on the Halo 3 map Snowbound in which, if one ran outside the bounds of the level, the turrets would mow you down.

In the picture, note the turrets around the edge of the map.

Dom : The match started off as a simple death match pitting the Good Dudes against each other, but due to the various stages of inebriation, the match devolved quickly to seeing who could get the furthest before dying by the turrets. At some point, Dom decided to join the fun, which was briefly ad-libbed into the song before the chorus.
Granmo

For two or three years, Graham lived in Kingston while he attended Queen's University. Many weekends, a group of Dudes would make the drive down on the Friday to pick him up. Benefits included having Graham around for the weekend, and also getting to enjoy a mini-road trip full of Common People.

On one such trip, one of those moments happened that can't be planned and yet tends to stick with us forever. Chris was behind a vehicle with the license plate "GRANMO". The car was going a bit slowly, and Chris moved to pass it. Having seen the license plate, he exclaimed "Granmo!"

As we pulled up alongside the car, by unspoken agreement we were all looking to see if the driver of the car was indeed going to be an older lady, presumably someone's grandmother. Sure enough, it was! Chris happily exclaimed "*YEAH, Granmo!*" as if this had been some kind of a victory. The delight in his voice killed us, and *YEAH, Granmo!* became a rallying cry from that point forward.
S- My D-

An alternate and euphemistic method for saying "suck my dick," wherein one replaces the words in the phrase with other words with the same first letter.

Examples include:

1. **S**hovel **my** **d**riveway
2. **S**wipe **my** **d**ebit card
3. **S**ign **my** **d**eath certificate
4. **S**poon **my** **d**ad

The Good Dudes created this phrase one fine day at Perkin's restaurant after a fine night of boozing hard at the Dickhouse. It has been common parlance of the 'Dudes ever since.
Balls (wram)

Many moons ago, we were at the Thistleleaf house having a good time. At one point Cam and Chris started roughhousing, and Cam being the gentle soul ended up being pretty well pinned by Chris.

To ensure that he'd keep the upper hand emotionally, Cam uttered from underneath Chris, "Ugh. I can feel your warm balls."

It was hilarious, cause he probably could. From then on, especially that night but until this very day, it was important when discussing balls to make sure one notes their temperature. The most common way of doing that was to add a helpful note via parentheses, "Balls (wram)." *Edit:* Chris*: Let it be fully known that '*wram' *is **not** a typo. It is typical Good Dudes dyslexia of which there are many examples. Swapping the letters around changes the pronunciation and also multiplies the hilarity.*
Magnum Win

A reference to Dom, our usual center's, tendency to win faceoffs in the NHL game series straight back between the two defensemen, too fast for either of them to catch it. Magnum was chosen as the descriptor because of the explosive yet unfortunate force of the faceoff win. Magnum wins are especially painful in the offensive zone, since the puck will often clear the blue line and force us all to leave.

Magnum wins do rarely happen in real life hockey, both ours and professional, and when they do, you can be sure that Dom or Mike will call it out.
Gears and Beers

Similar to the Bloop some Blops meme, Gears and Beers refers to a call-to-arms of any and all Good Dudes that would like to enjoy a few hours of boozing and losing, as it were, in Gears of War multiplayer.

Gears of War can be particularly frustrating to play as everybody is a bullet-sponge. It takes forever to kill people and you can often dump entire rounds into someones back as they run away from you to no avail. Also, it rewards sneaky players that can get up close to an enemy with an attack called the Two-Piece that is as frustrating as it is funny to say out loud.

Beers help with these difficult times.
Keep punching!

The prime directive when it comes to fighting in NHL games. No other tactic must be taken except to keep punching the opponent player. Onlookers are obligated to constantly instruct or remind the player fighting to keep punching until the fight is over. (i.e. "KEEP PUNCHING! KEEP PUNCHING! KEEP PUNCHING!") The faster and louder the communal chant the better.

Depending on the outcome, there are only two possible explanations as to why the fight was was won or lost:

* If the fight was won, it was because the fighter followed instructions and kept punching,
* If the fight was lost, it was because the fighter did not follow instructions and stopped punching. Next time they should try punching.
Fartscreen

This is a meme that comes from the age of the Dickhouse. It has something to do with Alex being a man with loose control of his bowels and his farts being so hideous and powerful that no material on earth can contain them.

The Fartscreen is his underwear, or boxers. It is a porous, cottony material that allows the fart to pass through unimpeded.

There's more to this joke but I can't remember. Hopefully someone else can pipe in with more insights into this venerable meme.

Either way, when referring to Alex's boxers, call them the Fartscreen. It is the way of the Good Dudes.

Mike: We spent a ton of time at the Dickhouse in those days, often spanning consecutive days and nights. After one particularly heinous night of farting, Alex had declared that he needed to go home to "change his boxers." In disgust, Chris replied, "You mean your FARTSCREEN?"
Broccoli? Broccoli? Broccoli?

A call to arms to play Rocket League. When 'Rocket League' is repeated several times, the words begin to sound like 'Broccoli'.

As is evident, this was formed for the first time when one Good Dude came down the stairs saying "Rocket League?" as in, "we should play Rocket League." The rest, who were already downstairs started chanting "ROCKET LEAGUE? ROCKET LEAGUE? ROCKET LEAGUE?" over and over again until the words became fast and blurred together. Chris then interjected "BROCCOLI? BROCCOLI? BROCCOLI?" into the existing chant and the rest was history.

Mike: Rocket League switches up the electronica music that plays upon booting up the game every so often, and typically the first order of business is to sing "Broccoli" lyrics to the tune of the music however possible.
Don't Bring Me Down

A modification of *Don't Bring Me Down* by Electric Light Orchestra, which was one of the songs on the NHL12 soundtrack, and was frequently played in the menus. Through sheer repetition due to the amount of NHL the Good Dudes have played, it managed to get itself ingrained into the Good Dudes' heads.

One of the most repeated lines in the song is, sung in falsetto,"Don't bring me down!" followed by an inaudible "oooh" sound. From the countless times listening to this song one Good Dude substituted a frequently used Good Dude insult in for this inaudible word: stupes.

This song can no longer be sung without using that insult in the line.

> "Don't bring me down, stupes!"
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Another fun iteration of the song is in reference to Chris's cat who does *not* like to be manhandled or moved from his current spot. Needless to say, wherever he chooses to go by himself he is happy. Those that bring him down to the basement can be assured he won't sit still for long. He'll be gone as soon as he can! He is a very sweet cat but also very particular about where he sits.
It can be sung as follows:

> "His name is Mika, he's the cat of the house.
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> Don't bring him down.
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> NO NO NO NO NO
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> OWOOHOO
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> I tell you once more, he won't stay long on this floor.
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> Don't bring him down.
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> Don't bring him down, stupes! x3
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> Don't bring him doooooooown."
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Boosh

Once upon a time there was a terrible, terrible game called Haze. It was hyped beyond control as a spiritual successor to Goldeneye/Perfect Dark/Timesplitters (all Good Dudes favorites) as it was being made by a splinter group of Rare called Free Radical.

The game was purchased and we quickly found that it sucked. However, where it went awry in terms of game play, the dialogue was so over-the-top it was instantly quotable.

Many of the main characters would hype themselves up by yelling "BOOSH!" at the top of their lungs before taking a bunch of drugs to help kill people better

Now, you may hear Good Dudes use the same exclamation as common parlance.

> "*BOOSH!*"
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