Small

"**Small S. McSmallest**" is a hyperactive, violent, orange Glorm, former vagabond and victim of toothpaste, known to commit heinous acts such as vehicular manslaughter, and is wanted by the IRS for numerous accounts of tax fraud. He also has traits of a massive man-child, who is currently living in Big's house, completely free of charge. It is theorized that he has forced Big to allow him to reside in his home, as Small is known to use many forms of manipulation and gaslighting in order to obtain the kinds of circumstances he wishes for.

Small resembles an orange, sentient half-baked bean, and is often confused for being one by people who aren't aware of his criminal activities. Small is deeply offended by these mistakes made, and will often run these people over in his car. It has been speculated by some rumored he has a particular infatuation with some eccentric genus of marital aid christened as "the Sleepy Toy Thingy".

Despite Small's seemingly endless history of criminal deeds, he is **not** considered a villain in the show - his past makes him prone to violent outbursts and petty violence, but as a main character, he still holds some redeeming qualities, such as his deep loyalty to Big.

## Life

### Early years

Very little is known of McSmallest's childhood, although it's speculated from ripped excerpts of his partially refurbished diaries and documents placed down ubiquitously in every nook and cranny across the broad rural, grassy 56-Deltan topography that Small lived a profoundly traumatic early life. Small was born as an only child dropped on his head, an accident which would prove to set his defining hyperactivity in motion - through this his currently identified mother and father, named him such in accordance with his mental capacity. His parents, who were reportedly army pilots in the Vietnam War, at one point shoved cisterns of Agent Orange herbicide down Small's throat as an attempt to retrieve a fly he inadvertently devoured, hence his orange pigment. His mother, who had just epiphanised her impropriety at the time of the incident, began scrubbing Small's frizzy, felty skin with tubes of toothpaste she veiled from within her arse for whatever reason. This would prove to only add fuel to the fire - Small started blaringly choking.

Consequently, Small ran away from home in the middle of the night out of fear he'd re-encounter as putrid, if not worse as such a substance.

## Criminal record

McSmallest's criminal history began March 13th, 1986. There is a file known to have a grand list of every crime perpetrated by McSmallest, however it was never released to the public eye until December 23rd 1993 by an anonymous publisher.

* **Tax fraud**: In the episode "Don't Forget the IRS!" (Episode 3, Season 7) Small is found to have intentionally misrepresented his income, claiming false deduction and failing to report all of his taxable income. In Smallsville, tax fraud is punishable by death. When the IRS find out about his fraudulent actions, they instruct Pink Twiba, Morgan Freeman, and Susan to murder Small via open fire. However, Small successfully crosses the border, and is therefore unable to be prosecuted for his crimes.
* **Vehicular manslaughter**: Although not directly shown in the series itself, it is heavily referenced that Small has committed several malicious vehicular attacks. In "Beauty is Glorm" (Episode 18, Season 12), Big asks Small how many people he's ran over with his Toyota, to which Small proudly responds "One-hundred-sixty-seven or so! Why?"
* **First-degree murder**: In "Twiba-Tution" (Episode 12, Season 11), Small is shown to aggressively grab Twibl (The Worm in Big's Lemonade) and smash his head on a cabinet door several times until his ultimate demise.
* **Second-degree murder**: In "Twiba-Tution" (Episode 12, Season 11), Small is shown to unknowingly assist Twiba in the murder of various Dig-Its. While he had intents of malice, he wasn't told there would be any deaths.
* **Kidnapping**
* **Blackmailing**
* **Framing**
* **Incrimination**
* **Tyranny**
* **Obstruction of criminal investigations**
* **Vandalism**
* **Shoplifting**
* **Fraud**
* **Plagiarism**
* **Embezzlement**
* **Arson**
* **Grave-robbing**
* **Prostitution**
* **Home invasion**
* **Possession of illegal drugs**
* **Drunk driving**

It is not known how Small is able to escape arrest so frequently, however his current location is unknown to local law enforcement.