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Fresh in den Morning - Die Morningshow

Eine fiktive Morning-Show mit wechselnden Elementen, moderiert von Mariella und Tobi (Tobias Schnels). Die Show wird niemals müde, Dinge als "fresh" zu betonen. Ein Running Gag sind Tobis schlechte Witze ("Wir sind gespannt wie ein Fritzelbogen"), auf die Mariella in der Regel nicht eingeht.

## Folgen

* Folge 2
	+ Mariella und Tobi interviewen "Den Papst a.k.a. Franzisko", das Oberhaupt der katholischen Kirche. Tobi konfrontiert den Papst mit den Missbrauchsvorwürfen, die dieser nur halbherzig aufklärt, und fragt ihn nach seinen nächsten Projekten. Franzisko spricht ein unverständliches, Pseudo-Latinisches Kauderwelsch, das von Mariella und Tobi aber verstanden und als sehr lustig und schlagfertig interpretiert wird. Am Ende wünscht sich Franzisko den Song Das System von Luksan Wunder.

## Jingle

Fresh in den Morning, Fresh in den Tag, auf 100,Null und im Netz (Hauptsache Fresh!)

Hauptsache Fresh, deshalb starten wir Fresh, in den Morning

Deine Morning-Show, 100% Fresh in the Morning!
Klatsch Klatsch Klatsch (Song)

## Credits

### Gesungen von

Sandro de Lorenzo Gardinal

Ein Lied über den zweifelhaften Umgang mit Paarhufern.

## Text

I steck di Goaßn in di Gummistiefel rein

In di Gummistiefel mit di Hinterbein

Die Beine in die Stiefel, jo zusommn mit mein'

Denn dann konn si da nicht weg sondern' muss bleibm'

Und dann

Holladiaho und Klatsch Klatsch Klatsch

Holladiaho und Klatsch Klatsch Klatsch

Klatsch Klatsch Klatsch mit dem Holladihodensatsch

Holladiaho Klatsch Klatsch Klatsch Klatsch
1999 Kabus Haftası

1999 Kabus Haftası, 7 gün sürmüş ve Yeni Kindred Çağını başlatmış haftadır. Bu hafta içinde yaşanan olaylar tüm olağanüstü varlık camiasını etkilemiş ve kalıcı olarak değiştirmiştir.

**Liderin Ölümü**

1999 Kabus Haftasının en önemli olayıdır. 2400 yıldır Ventrue Klanı ve Camarilla Tarikatının Lideri olan Mithras dirilen Zapathasura ile olan savaşında ölmüştür. Bu durum ileriki yıllarda abisi Veddharta'nın beklenmeyen bir zamanda ortaya çıkıp Ventrue ve Camarilla'nın başına geçmesine neden olacaktır. Veddharta'nın Camarilla liderliğine yükseldiği 2004 yılına kalan tüm klanlar ve Ventrue camiasında ciddi bir güç savaşı yaşanmış ve büyük kayıplar verilmiştir. Bu güç savaşları Camarilla tarikatının üyelerinin azalmasına neden olmakla beraber gücünü de ciddi oranda azaltmıştır.

**Şeytanın Dirilişi**

Bu haftanın başlamasına sebep olan asli olaydır. Ravnos Klanının Antediluvian'ı Şeytan mahlaslı Zapathasura dirilmiş ve dünya üzerinde ki tüm varlıklara düşman olmuştur. Hindistan da anlık bir vesileyle ortaya çıkan Zapathasurayı durdurabilmek için Sabbat bile Camarilla ve diğer tarikatlarla beraber çalışmıştır. Zapathasurayı durdurabilmek için 4 tane özel tasarlanmış hidrojen bombası kullanmılmış ve gündüz, gece gibi gösterilmiştir. Sonrasında ise Cainite'lerin en güçlüsü Mithras, Zapathasura ile birebir savaşa tutulmuş ve havada ki bombanın etkisi dağılana kadar onu oyalamayı başarmıştır. Bunun sonucunda Mithras'ın ruhu yokolmuş olsa da Zapathasura tekrardan uzun bir uykuya dalmıştır.

**Beklenen Doğum**

Bu olaylar sırasında yaşanan büyük olaylardan biride Mükemmel Metis'in doğumudur. Mükemmel Metis, kurtadamlar tarafından asırlardır beklenen kurtadamların büyük lideridir. 1999 doğan ve tüm olağanüstü camia tarafından hissedilen Mükemmel Metisten başka bir haber hala alınamamıştır.

Mükemmel Metis en son doğduğunda yaşananlardan dolayı kindred camiası bu olayı canla başla araştırmaktadır. Bir antediluvian güç seviyesinde olan bu varlık sadece kindredları da değil tüm olağanüstü varlık camiasını tehdit eden ve ilgilendiren bir varlıktır. Büyümesi söylentilere göre 22 yıl alır ve 22 yılın sonucunda dünyayı yok edecek savaşı başlatacağı söylenir.

**Ejder'in Gözü**

Yaşanan bir başka olayda gökyüzünden Kızıl Yıldız'ın yani Ejder'in Gözünün geçmesidir. Bu yıldızın ne anlama geldiği halen bilinmemektedir ama eski bir kehanette yıkımın habercisi olarak görünür.

**Bir Klanın Çöküşü**

Atalarının yaşattıklarından sonra Ravnos Klanı diğer klanlar tarafından tanınmamaya başlanmış ve uzaklaştırılmıştır. Ravnos'un üyeleri ya başka klanlara bir türlü katılmış ya da klansız olarak dolanmaktadır. Artık Ravnos diye bir klan görülmüyordur.
Rummelplatzmusik

Rummelplatzmusik ist ein 2012 von Sandro De Lorenzo Gardinal, Sarah Danzeisen und Ralf Steinert gegründetes Musiklabel. Zunächst wurden nur die eigenen Produktionen wie RockRainer, Supergaul und Kreissäge vertrieben, später kamen auch andere Künstler und neue Projekte wie Luksan Wunder oder WTFM 100,Null hinzu.

## Links

* Webseite
* YouTube-Kanal
Sternzeit (Sendung)

Eine Parodie auf die existierende Sendung Sternzeit des Deutschlandfunk. Die Inhalte sind in der Regel frei erfunden und werden mit der gleichen Intonation wie beim Vorbild vorgetragen.

## Folgen

* Folge 2
	+ Wer heute in den Nachthimmel blickt, kann ein außergewöhnliches Schauspiel beobachten: Der Wanderkomet BTSD-14A, besser bekannt als Trogue Light Grey, kreuzt heute die Umlaufbahn des Marsmondes Wotan. Dies führt in den inneren Ausläufern der Serenenspiegel zu einem Überfrieren außenständiger Galaxien, diese wenden sich darauf hin ab. Wenn Sie also heute Nacht ihren Blick auf den zwölfthellsten Stern am Nachthimmel, exakt zwischen Aldebaran und Beteigeuze richten, können Sie diesen sogenannten Staporioliseffekt sehen. Er äußert sich als sehr leichtes, kaum sichtbares Flackern.
Hopper

**Hopper** is the main antagonist of Pixar's 2nd animated feature film *A Bug's Life* from 1998. He is the leader of a tyrannical army of vicious grasshoppers and he is Molt's older brother. He is also Flik's arch-nemesis.

He was voiced by Kevin Spacey.

## His Evil Ranking

### What Makes Him Villainous?

* He enslaved and caused starvation amongst an entire ant colony and enjoyed seeing all of them suffer.
* He holds no love for his affectionate yet clumsy younger brother Molt, and even wanted to kill him at some point.
* He punches another grasshopper out of anger for his brother getting on his nerves.
* He makes the starvation worse by demanding that the ants make up for their lost quota before the rainy season.
* He buries three of his own henchmen under a pile of grain, almost certainly killing them while not even making an attempt to save them, just to make a point about how dangerous the ants can be in numbers and because they had suggested staying home instead of returning to Ant Island.
* He has the grasshoppers occupy the ant colony until they've gathered all the food, thus leaving the ants to starve to death.
* He attempts to murder the ant queen to set a bad example of himself.
* He has Thumper beat the living daylights out of Flik for duping him with a fake bird, then nearly kills Flik himself when he makes a point about Hopper being scared of the ants before Atta intervened. He nearly kills Flik again by strangling him while promising to build a whole army of grasshoppers to wipe out the ant colony next year.

### What Makes Him Irresistible?

* He is regarded as one of the darkest but most popular Disney Villains of all time.
* He is undeniably honorable to an extent, as he promised his deceased mother that he would never kill his brother Molt, despite actually wanting to. Also, he had a tragic past losing his mother, and he even made a promise that he wouldn't kill Molt even if he wanted to.

## Trivia

* He is the first ever Irresistibly Villainous character to be proposed.

## External Links

* Hopper on the Villains Wiki
* Hopper on the Near Pure Evil Wiki
Dickpic (Song)

## Text

In einem Umschlag mit Siegeln

In einer klitzekleinen Schachtel

Versteckt in einem Schuhkarton mit Plunder

Versteckt hinter den Mänteln einer Dame

In einem Fach in einer Schrankwand

Das man mit bloßem Auge kaum erkennen kann

In einem Zimmer das verstaubt wirkt

Im Südostflügel einer prunkvollen Gründerzeitvilla

Die sich auftürmt

Am Rande eines Waldstücks

Das nach vorne an ein Dorf grenzt

Vor den Toren einer Kleinstadt

Die sich an eine Großstadt anschmiegt

Im Westen der Metropolregion

Die als Zentrum dieses Landes gilt

Welches als größte Wirtschaftsmacht des Kontinents

Einen großen Teil der Erde beeinflusst

Liegt das erste jemals aufgenommene Dickpic
Radio Yoga

"Radio-Yoga für Anfänger - Das Mitmach-Yoga zum in den Tag starten" mit Sabine parodiert eine Vielzahl von Formaten, die den Hörern Konzepte wie Yoga, Achtsamkeit, Spiritualität etc. vermitteln wollen. Die beschriebenen Yoga-Figuren sind kaum umzusetzen, da Sabine Instruktionen wie "Und nun bewegen wir den Rücken längsseitig zur Matte, in einem Zug, und greifen gleichzeitig den Mahabatra um das Kundalini zu entfesseln" oder "Tief ausatmen und die Gefäße im Traum der Maulbeerhecke verstauen" gibt.

Auch behauptet Sie, die Übungen würden gegen das neuartige Corona-Virus immunieren und empfiehlt homöopathische Mittel die ebenfalls gegen Covid helfen sollen.
Carl Fredrik Alexander Rask (skönhetsmärke)

**Carl Fredrik Alexander Rask** är ett skönhetsmärke skapat av Carl Fredrik Alexander Rask.

I sortimentet ingår bland annat skäggolja, skäggvax, "skäggola", med mera.

Inga produkter tillverkas av Carl Fredrik Alexander Rask själv. Man köper in produkterna till en bråkdel av priset från Storbritannien och klistrar helt enkelt på den egna logotypen och höjer priset långt över vad som torde vara rimligt.

På hemsidan säljer man även parfymer av helt andra märken än det egna.
Hajo Schirmberg (Charakter)

Fiktiver Moderator von Kultursendungen. Die Figur ist älter als WTFM 100,Null, sie kommt bereits auf dem Album "Eigentlich wollte ich klein, aber dann kam groß" von Supergaul vor.

## Folgen

* Folge 3
	+ Schirmberg wird erstmals bei WTFM 100,Null eingeführt, allerdings in der Sendung Stadion - die WTFM Bundesliga Konferenz, in der er ein Fußballspiel in München mit den gewandten Worten eines Kulturmoderators kommentiert.
Sendersuche läuft

Ein ca. 2 Sekunden langer Audioschnipsel der zwischen die Sketche geschnitten wird. Er besteht aus ein oder zwei kurzen Signaltönen gefolgt von der den Worten "Sendersuche läuft", gesprochen von einer weiblichen Stimme die vermutlich digital (mit Hilfe von Text-to-Speech) erzeugt wurde. Damit soll ein Wechsel des Zuhörers zu einem anderen "Radiosender" bei einem Autoradio simuliert werden.

Gelegentlich wird der Audioschnipsel zwei Mal direkt hintereinander wiederholt.
Supergaul (Musikgruppe)

Supergaul ist eine 2012 gegründete Kabarett-Schlagerband aus Berlin und Kehl am Rhein, bestehend aus Sandro de Lorenzo Gardinal ("Bier Wolfmann"), Sarah Danzeisen ("Uschi") und Ralf Steinert ("Axel H."). Parallel zur Band gründeten de Lorenzo, Danzeisen und Steinert auch das Label Rummelplatzmusik für den Eigenvertrieb.

Einige der von Supergaul entwickelten Charaktere und Songs wurden später für Luksan Wunder übernommen. Der Song "Geschichten über Katzen und Träume" wurde beispielsweise 2015 noch Supergaul zugeschrieben, erschien aber 2018 auf dem Luksan-Wunder-Album "Nie wieder Mittwoch (wer lachen kann, kann auch weinen)" mit dem Titel "Geschichten über Katzen und Träume (feat. Supergaul)". Der Titel "Mein Vater ist ein Warlord" wird hingegen in Folge 14 weiterhin allein Supergaul zugeschrieben.

## Veröffentlichungen

* 2012: *Eigentlich wollte ich Klein, aber dann kam Groß*
* 2013: *Der Guantanamo Fun Hit* (EP)
* 2013: *listen to berlin 2013/2014* – *Das muss Liebe sein* (Samplerbeitrag)
* 2014: *Musik für Menschen mit oder ohne Penis* (Album)
* 2015: *Der ganzjährige Adventskalender der Abartigcoolness* (Samplerbeitrag)

## Gespielte Songs

* Folge 14
	+ Mein Vater ist ein Warlord
Dorfkoks (Werbung)

Eine andere Bezeichnung für Crystal Meth.

## Werbespots

* Folge 2
	+ Gesungen nach der Melodie aus der Caro Kaffee Werbung von 1992: "Ich mag plaudern am Nachmittag, Badesalz im Park, ich mag Katzenwerfen und, Rentnertreten ohne Grund. Ich mag Koks von ner Leiche ziehn', Thailand als Reiseziel, wen ihr wisst, was ich mein. Ich spiel im Kreisligaverein. Wir ham dich nach Rezept gekocht, rein ins Nasenloch. Crystal, ich mag dich. Du bist einfach Dorfkoks."
Carl Fredrik Alexander Rask Wikia

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Radio Satanicus (Sendung)

Die Radiosendung für Satanisten. Der (gut zu verstehende) namenlose Moderator im Studio unterhält sich anscheinend mit Luzifer höchstpersönlich. Dieser ist allerdings nicht zu verstehen, da der Originalton abschnittsweise in eine Reihenfolge geschnitten und der komplette Audioschnipsel dann rückwärts abgespielt wurde.

## Folgen

* Folge 3
	+ Luzifer: Hallo, hier wieder Radio Satanicus mit eurem Lieblingsmoderator Luzifer, euer Belzebub, und er hat für euch auch wieder die besten Teufelhits vorbereitet, volle schnell, und an der Schwefelschmelze (unerständlich) Moderator: Hey, danke, das find ich auch, mein Lieber! Luzifer: (unverständlich) Effekt muss ich sagen (unverständlich) eigentlich voll super (unverständlich) Supersache (unverständlich) Moderator: Ja, hahah, das war ein richtig guter Joke, so insgesamt. Hahaha Luzifer: HAHAHAHAHAH
Ich wünsche dir (Song)

## Credits

### Gesungen von

Sandro de Lorenzo Gardinal, Sarah Danzeisen

## Text

Wir warn'n so close und wir haben mal so viel geteilt

Ich schätze dich noch immer für so viel

Auch wenn wir jetzt getrennt sind, ist da nichts als Wertschätzung

Nur gemischt mit einem anderen Gefühl

Ich wünschte eh, ich könnte dir nur wünschen, dass

Du glücklich bist und alles für dich läuft

(Ab hier im Duett)

Doch ich wünsch dir laute Teenies in der Straßenbahn

Und dass dein Klopapier beim ersten Wisch nicht hält

Sodass die beiden Führungsfinger in die Scheiße fahr'n

Und dein PIN dir an der Kasse nicht einfällt

Dass jeder Kuli den du greifst, nur die Hälfte schreibt

Und nicht auf Drücken oder Hauchen reagiert

Dass dein Duschvorhang weht und an dir kleben bleibt

Und dass du denkst "Das ist doch früher nicht passiert"

(Ab hier wieder solo)

Ich weiß ja, dass es kleinlich ist

Und passt nicht zu dem wie ich mich definier'

Doch wenn ich ehrlich zu mir bin, dann mein' ich, liegt

Die Schuld dafür schon irgendwie bei dir

Und wahrscheinlich, hab ich Unrecht

Und du hast alles richtig gemacht

(Ab hier wieder im Duett)

Doch isch wünsch dir, dass die Milch in deinem Kaffee flockt

Und die Maschine sagt "Ersatzbehälter leer"

Dass dir ganz kurz vorm Ende ohne Grund der Upload stoppt

Und du mit Schreibtischstühlen über Kabel fährst

Dass vor dir immer einer links auf der Rolltreppe steht

Und dein Zug kommt gleich schon mit offenen Türn'

Und als du meckern willst siehst du erst seinen Blindenhund

Und dann darfst du nicht mal aggro reagiern'

(Ab hier zu dritt)

Dass dir beim scheißen das Klowasser bis an dein Poloch spritzt

Und in dem Wasser war schon ordentlich Pisse drin

Ich wünsch dir, dass du drei Mal einen falschen PIN eingibst

Und wo dein PUK ist kommt dir echt nicht in den Sinn

Und dass dein Schlüssel sich im Schlüsselbund verkantet hat

Sodass der Bart blockiert wird von dem Schlüsselring

Und dass dein Ärmel dir beim spülen ins Spülwasser hängt

Und du dann denkst "Das war doch früher nicht so schlimm"
Koschis Super Schlager Parade

Eine Musiksendung mit Koschi, dem bipolaren Moderator. In Folge 1 beschreibt er seine Sendung wie folgt:

> Bei euerm Koschi gibt's die beste Stimmung, also Stimmung!, denn wir nageln die schlechte Laune ans Kreuz, ja, wir steigen hoch wie eine Stimmungsdrohne im Kriegsgebiet und -Bumm! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH, ja hat euch wohl die Stimmungskanone getroffen und hat euch die schlecht gelaunten Gliedmaßen abgetrennt und nur die gut gelaunten übrig gelassen, Huuuui
>
>
>
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## Gespielte Songs

* Folge 1
	+ Die Schachtaler Tantenfingerer mit Klatsch Klatsch Klatsch
	+ Highway Cowboys mit 90-Tonner
Doktor Edeljoghurt Bumskopf

Eine Parodie auf reale Werbespots für Babynahrung von Hipp, die Firmeninhaber Dr. Claus Hipp stets mit "dafür stehe ich mit meinem Namen" beendet.

Gesprochen von Sandro de Lorenzo Gardinal.

## Text

Ehrlichkeit, Vertrauen, Zuverlässigkeit

Qualität, Verantwortung, und die Liebe zum Produkt

Sowie das unablässige Streben nach Ernsthaftigkeit

Dafür stehe ich mit meinem Namen

Doktor Edeljoghurt Bumskopf
Very Original Object Wiki

**Welcome to the Very Original Object Wiki!**
Welcome to the Very Original Object Camp (VOOC) Official Wiki Page! VOOC is an object camp that takes place on scratch hosted by ChunkyB0i.

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Folge 1

## Inhalt

* 00:00 Intro: "WTFM 100, Null - Das Hitradio mit dem Audioprogramm"
* 00:08 Song Ich wünsche dir von Luksan Wunder (wird bei 01:00 unterbrochen)
* 01:00 Sendersuche läuft
* 01:02 Sendersuche läuft (Wiederholung)
* 01:05 Deutschlandfunk YOLO
* 3:28 Jingle "Und jetzt kommt Werbung"
* 3:32 Werbung: Dauerhaft junge, straffe Babyhaut dank der neuen Anti-Aging-Creme "Laremduxavier" auf 100% Adenochrombasis von "Troscholonfoschon"
* 4:11 Werbung von Doktor Edeljoghurt Bumskopf
* 4:38 Sendersuche läuft
* 4:41 Song Die Schachtaler Tantenfingerer mit Klatsch Klatsch Klatsch
* 5:14 Koschis Super Schlager Parade
* 7:41 Song Highway Cowboys mit 90-Tonner
* 8:46 Sendersuche läuft
* 8:48 Sendersuche läuft (Wiederholung)
* 8:51 Gefühlvolle Gespräche mit Betty Larr
* 12:06 Song Ich wünsche dir von Luksan Wunder (Fortsetzung)
* 13:38 Unterbrechung des laufenden Programms wegen einer Verkehrsmeldung: Ein Falschfahrer. Wo dieser unterwegs ist, erfährt man allerdings nicht mit Sicherheit, da sich die Sprecherin laufend verspricht.
* 14:21: Nachrichten vom Podcastillon. Der Beitrag ist größtenteils identisch mit dem Sketch "Mann, der immer nur Bahnhof versteht" aus der Podcastillon-Folge vom 26.06.2021.
* 16:21 Das Kalenderblatt zu Sigmund Freud
* 16:38 Präsentiert von Käse-Möhre
* 16:46 Sendersuche läuft
* 16:49 Radio Yoga
* 19:44 Jingle "Qualitätscontent" (ohne Kontext)
* 19:49 Song Das sind Dinge, die von Luksan Wunder
* 21:49 Das Outro mit Andre Schäfer
Reinhold Beckmann (Song)

## Text

Ich bin heut morgen aufgewacht

Und hab sofort gedacht

Irgendwas ist anders als es gestern war

Irgendwie fühlt es sich komisch an

Ich weiß ja auch nicht Mann

Vielleicht hab ich einfach viel zu tief geschlafen

Ich bin aufgestanden und

Hab Kaffee gemacht und dann

Bin ich ins Bad gegangen

Ich schaute mich im Spiegel an

Und irgendwie was soll ich sagen

Ich bin jetzt Reinhold Beckmann

Ich weiß es hört sich komisch an

Doch es ist gar nicht so komisch, Mann

Ich bin heute einfach aufgewacht

Und war Reinhold Beckmann

Ich bin immer noch in meinem Haus

Es sieht sonst noch alles gleich hier aus

Nur eine Sache ist fundamental anders

Ich bin Reinhold Beckmann

Ich hab keinen Plan wies dazu kam

Weiß nicht warum das geschah

Und warum ausgerechnet Reinhold Beckmann

Was ist mit dem andern Reinhold wohl

Ist der jetzt ich und bleibt das so

Oder gibt es jetzt einfach zwei Reinhold Beckmanns

Ich hab nichts mit ihm zu tun

Ich find ihn ganz bestimmt nicht cool

Und jetzt bin ich plötzlich Reinhold Beckmann

Das ist komisch

Okay, nun ja, ich schätze dass

Ich jetzt halt Reinhold Beckmann bin

Jetzt sitz ich hier und schau so rum

Nur eben als Reinhold Beckmann

Ich weiß es hört sich komisch an

Doch es ist gar nicht so komisch, Mann

Ich bin heute einfach aufgewacht

Und war Reinhold Beckmann

Ich bin immer noch in meinem Haus

Es sieht sonst noch alles gleich hier aus

Nur eine Sache ist fundamental anders

Ich bin Reinhold Beckmann
Tai Lung

**Tai Lung** is the main antagonist of the 2008 action film *Kung Fu Panda*. He is Shifu's adoptive son and apprentice and is one of Po's archenemies. He is an ambitious and wrathful snow leopard who takes pleasure in raping people for the fun of it.

He was voiced by Ian McShane.

## His Evil Ranking

### What Makes Him Villainous?

* Furious upon not being selected as the Dragon Warrior, Tai Lung went on a rampage laying waste to the Valley of Peace and killing many innocent villagers causing him to be feared greatly throughout the land.
* When he attempted to take the dragon scroll by force, he shattered Shifu's hip causing him to be crippled.
* While trying to escape from prison, he badly injured and killed many of the rhino guards there, and he killed the remaining guards by throwing a bomb at them that blasted most of them off the ledge where the entrance to the prison was kept, leading them to fall to their deaths. There was said to be a thousand guards so he has an extremely high kill count.
* When he encountered the Furious Five, he paralyzed them painfully after fighting them for some time, only letting them live so they can send a message to Shifu and Po.
* Upon his freedom, he intends to exact his revenge on the Valley, presumably seeking to destroy it and kill all the inhabitants.
* In their battle, he beats up Shifu badly and when Shifu apologizes for turning him into a monster and abandoning him, Tai Lung doesn't accept his apology and instead strangles him and tries to kill him with his claws.
* Enraged to find out that the Dragon Scroll in blank, he tries to kill Po and once again rejects his chance at redemption.

### What Makes Him Irresistible?

* He is one of the most popular and recognizable villains in the franchise, as his position as a scapegoat makes him stand out.
* He is sympathized with fans due to his tragic past. He was abandoned at a young age and was adopted by Master Shifu, and Tai Lung was forced to train harshly until his bones cracked. Later on, it lead to his rage and power-hungry behaviour.

## Trivia

* Tai Lung is the only *Kung Fu Panda* villain to be Irresistibly Villainous.
* Tai Lung was intended to be proposed on the Wiki some time around April 2022, but he was instead proposed in late March 2022 in order to replace Jimmy Crystal from *Sing 2*, who was intended to be proposed in March.
* In real life, snow leopards are already intimidating. Even their aggression is enough to get scared. However, what makes Tai Lung even worse than most snow leopards is his tendency to assault or even rape people (especially Shifu).

## External Links

* Tai Lung - Villains Wiki
* Tai Lung - Inconsistently Heinous Wiki
The Shiny Jewels

**The Shiny Jewels** is the 1st episode of Season 1 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures, and the overall 1st episode of The Plush Smash Trio Universe.

## Characters

Meta Knight (debut)

Yoshi (debut)

Goodstar (debut)

## Plot

The episode starts off with Yoshi sleeping on Meta Knight's frying pan for some reason. After getting Yoshi off the pan, they hear a knock at the door. Meta Knight opens it, and finds a little case. He brings it in and opens it. Inside are 20 shiny jewels. Meta Knight checks the jewels to see if they are real. He has confirmed it, and decides to sell them. They go to Goodstar's bank, where he tells Meta Knight the jewels were worth $1,000,000 in total. Excited to be rich, Meta Knight goes home to wait for the money to come in. And the next day, Meta Knight weakes up to get his money. He then wakes up Yoshi, who was sleeping on the frying pan again, and tells him to come and see the money. Yoshi suspects that the jewels have returned. Meta Knight denies, and begins to pour it out, only to realize Yoshi was correct. Yoshi was then suspected in eating it all, as earlier, he said that he had a dream that he was eating all the money. Meta Knight makes Yoshi open his mouth, only to find that he did not eat ANY of the money. Meta Knight rants about how he got scammed out of $1,000,000. Goodstar is then seen gloating about the scam, only to stop and call himself an idiot.

## Trivia

* **Error:** It is unknown why Meta Knight didn't think about how Yoshi migt've swallowed the money.
* This episode would later be reimagined as the first episode of Wario & Waluigi's Deadventures, Sparkle Jewels.
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Blue Balloon

Blue Balloon is a male contestant who competed in VOOC

## Personality

Blue Balloon treats everyone around him kindly, he wants to be known as the nicest of Balloons.

## Gameplay

Blue Balloon was paired with Triangle, forming Aw Blue Triangles.

Blue Balloon started off strong with a 14/20, while his teammate did nothing. However, his scores dropped immediately during the second challenge, and with Triangle's lack of participation, this lead to him being up for elimination, fortunately, he got no votes.

Later Triangle quit, and was replaced by Crowny, who was a big improvement for his team.

At 6A, he was assigned to The Heroes.

## Trivia

* He is the first person to receive a Sorry Token
* He signed up as a jr. version of himself in VOOC Mini. He got rejected.
* His pose is based off Inanimate Insanity Balloon's Pose
Koschi

Der Moderator von Koschis Super Schlager Parade.

## Trivia

* In der ersten Folge von Koschis Super Schlager Parade unterbricht Koschi seinen Interviewpartner Uwe (von den Highway Cowboys) mit dem Geständnis, nach einem Unfall bereits einmal für drei Minuten klinisch tot gewesen zu sein und nicht zu wissen, ob er tatsächlich reanimiert werden wollte.
Folge 2

## Abspann

### Musik von

* Rummelplatzmusik
* Audiotism
* Jan Geuer
* YellowCookies
* Andreas Balicki
* CRZ
* Sandro de Lorenzo Gardinal

### Sprecher

* Charlotte Hübsch
* Sandro de Lorenzo Gardinal
* Felix Römer
* Sarah Danzeisen
* Tim Sander
* Katjana Gerz
* C J Kuse
* Theodore Schickenberg
* René Dubois
* Jan Geuer

### Gäste

* Sara Kelly-Husain
* Ben Evers

## Inhalt

* 00:00 Intro: "WTFM 100, Null - Wir von hier, mit den Liedern und Verkehr"
* 00:09 Politische Interviews
* 2:34 Sendersuche läuft
* 2:37 Song Alles, was du liebst, stirbt von Luksan Wunder
* 4:41 Sendersuche läuft
* 4:44 Fresh in den Morning - Die Morningshow
* 6:40 Präsentiert von Käse-Möhre (als Teil von Fresh in the Morning)
* 6:48 Fresh in den Morning - Die Morningshow (Fortsetzung)
* 8:59 Song Das System von Luksan Wunder
* 10:24 Jingle "Und jetzt kommt Werbung"
* 10:28 Werbung CatSnackService24.de
* 10:58 Werbung Dorfkoks
* 11:28 Sendersuche läuft
* 11:31 Prominews
* 13:40 Sendersuche läuft
* 13:43 Sternzeit
* 14:40 Sendersuche läuft
* 14:43 Lachfalten
* 16:02 Sendersuche läuft
* 16:05 Song Dickpic von Luksan Wunder
* 17:09 Sendersuche läuft
* 17:12 Notruf - Die Show (wird vom nächsten Song unterbrochen)
* 20:05 Song Chancengleichheit von Unbekannt
* 21:10 Das Outro mit Andre
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Meta Knight

All episodes except for Bomb's Rap Song, Yoshi Goes to School (Part 2), Yoshi Goes to School (Part 3), and Yoshi Goes to School (Part 4)
**Wario & Waluigi's Deadventures**
Raiders of the Lost Plane
Sick

### Debut

The Shiny Jewels

**Meta Knight** is the titular deuteragonist of the Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures. He is a former galactic warrior who has settled down and became a cook and now raises Yoshi.

## Appearances

Meta Knight is based on his game counterpart, and is also a parody mix of Mario and Chef Pee Pee from SML.

## Personality

Meta Knight has quite a temper that he loses sometimes when Yoshi acts stupid, has his peace is disturbed, or when he can't cut a stupid rock. He can also act as a voice of reason, that no one usually listens to. He also enjoys his cooking, which he sucks at most of the time.

## Relationships

* **Yoshi**: He is said to be Yoshi's father. Though, Yoshi is a dinosaur, and Meta Knight is not.
* **Foxy**: He is Meta Knight's (presumably) former friend.
* **Goodstar**: Their relationship is somewhat neutral. It depends on the episode.
* **Bill Cipher**: Bill Cipher is the current main enemy of Meta Knight.
* **Edward Von Ganklegick**: The two are OBVIOUS enemies. Bad relationship.
* **Doofenshmirtz**: Their relationship is somewhat neutral.
* **Kirby**: Meta Knight's friendly former rival. He also helped Kirby get a date with Snivy.

## Physical Description

Meta Knight has a silver mask and a blue or dark purple cape, as well as a pair of purple shoes.

## Powers/Abilities

* **Cooking**: He's not good at it, but he can sometimes come up with something good once in a while.
* **Fighting Skills**: Despite having retired from being a knight, he still has his fighting skills.

## Trivia

* His bad cooking skills also references Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, where that version of Meta Knight also has bad cooking skills, as briefly mentioned.
* In The Game, Meta Knight gets his lost Galaxia sword back, but has since lost it again.
Foxy's Broken Leg

**Foxy's Broken Leg** is the third episode of Season 2 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures.

## Characters

Meta Knight

Yoshi

Foxy

Luigi

## Plot

Foxy was sitting on the couch, sulking about his broken leg. Yoshi comes in, and asks foxy about the cast. Foxy then tells Yoshi that he broke his leg a few weeks ago. Yoshi offers to help, but Foxy refuses, and states he is just gonna watch some TV. Yoshi then goes to tell Meta Knight about Foxy's broken leg. Meta Knight, was unsure to help at first, but after Yoshi begged enough, Meta Knight goes to help Foxy. Foxy was watching SpongeBob when Meta Knight and Yoshi arrive to help Foxy, who asks for something to eat. Meta Knight brings him some flaming hot Doritos, which Foxy worries would burn his mechanisms. Meta Knight then brings in Yoshi's crossbow. to plays shoot the target. Meta Knight misses. Foxy uses his arm cannon, and hits the target. Foxy jumps in excitement, only to further break his leg. Then Meta Knight and Yoshi join Foxy to watch SpongeBob. Eventually, Meta Knight leaves, and Yoshi wonders what to do next. They call an expert, Luigi, and he tells Foxy that his cast was ACTUALLY a wristband. Luigi removes it, and Foxy's leg gets cured. He leaves, and Yoshi closes the episode.

## Trivia

* This episode announces Bertram going missing.
Bertram Kidnaps Meta Knight?

**Bertram Kidnaps Meta Knight?** is the 5th episode of Season 1 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures.

## Characters

Meta Knight

Yoshi

Kirby

Bertram

Bomb (debut)

Oshawott

Purple Monkey (debut)

Withered Yoshi (disguise)

Bobby (disguise and mentioned)

Bobby's Father (debut)

## Plot

The episode starts off with Bertram waiting for his minion, Purple Monkey, to answer. When he finally picks up, Bertram orders him to kidnap Meta Knight for some reason. Purple Monkey, without a word, hangs up to do his boss' bidding. Meanwhile, Yoshi's friends (Oshawott, Kirby, and Bomb) were waiting for Yoshi, while Purple Monkey disguises himself a Yoshi, but it was missing a nose. Yoshi arrives with a drawing of Electric Boy and Willow, only for Kirby to beat it up, as he is still mad about two episodes ago. Yoshi, seeing Kirby's pain, puts the picture back, as Purple Monkey comes in with his disguise, talking backwards, in an eerie tone. Frustrated, with nobody being able to understand him, he leaves in a fit of rage. Having failed the mission, he tells Bertram, only to be told to try again. Purple Monkey puts on another costume, being a teddy bear. But, unfortunatley for Purple Monkey, he looks EXACTLY like Bobby, whose father mistakes the costume for his son. Purple Monkey then stabs Bobby's father with a knife, and then removes it. He then goes to look for Meta Knight, as he's the target. He spots him in the kitchen, cooking baked beans, which Purple Monkey hates. Meta Knight takes offense and wonders who talked bad about his cooking. He notices Purple Monkey in his disguise, and mistakes him for one of Yoshi's toys. When Meta Knight picks him up, he screams. Meta Knight was surprised, so he asks what is going on. Purple Monkey confesses, and takes Meta Knight to Bertram's lair. Bertram then explains to Meta Knight that Yoshi failed his piano class from the previous episode. He then takes Meta Knight to his piano school, where he tells Meta Knight that Yoshi had to go to f\*\*\*ing detention. Meta Knight was surprised about Yoshi being sent to f\*\*\*ing detention. Bertram even mentions that Yoshi scared the students away. When Meta Knight asks why Yoshi was sent to f\*\*\*ing detention, Bertram reveals that it was because Yoshi was being a f\*\*\*ing idiot. Meta Knight then goes home, while Bertram plays around with a boat.

## Trivia

* This marks the debut of backwards messages.
* This episode shows Withered Yoshi as a costume, predating his OFFICAL debut in Yoshi's Food Truck.
The Visitor

**The Visitor** is the first episode of Season 2 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures.

## Characters

Meta Knight

Yoshi

Foxy (debut)

Uber Bear (flashback)

Dumbo (flashback)

## Plot

Meta Knight was giving Yoshi an apple, which Yoshi refused because it was red, much to Meta Knight's slight frustration, explaining that they come in different colors, which they did not have. Yoshi, still not wanting to eat the apple, goes to the fridge to find something else, but finds a robot pirate fox in there. Yoshi was freaked out at first, but then feels a little bad for the robot pirate fox, who claims to have been in the fridge for years. So, Yoshi takes the guest to find some food. Yoshi gives the stranger an apple, and Meta Knight tags along, curious about who the stranger is. Meta Knight was freaked out, and asks for the stranger's name. The stranger introduces himself as Foxy, and used to be a pirate in the army. He explains he was searching for food, water, and oxygen until he found Meta Knight's house, by hitching a ride. In the end, he was talking to the Uber Bear via walkie talkie, who asks if he made it to the liquor store.

## Trivia

* This marks the first appearance of Foxy.
The Curse

**The Curse** is the fifth episode of Season 2 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures.

## Characters

Meta Knight

Yoshi

Kirby

Ancient Goodstar (debut)

## Plot

Yoshi walks to Meta Knight asking him if it's true that whenever he beats himself in the butt, he gets a red mark. Meta Knight asks where he got this information, and Yoshi tells him it was some random guy on the street just passing by. He leaves, and hits Kirby on the head, only to find that a magic potion is in the rolled up paper. Yoshi finds it pretty shaky, and decides to trap in a glass box. Afterward, Yoshi goes to do some shoe business. Meta Knight goes to walk around after finding some show he was watching unfunny. He finds the potion, and Kirby tells him NOT to take it, but does it anyway. Meta Knight drinks the potion, and starts tripping, and then he starts to feel wierd. Then, he speaks in a backwards message. An ancient Goodstar appears, and curses Meta Knight to have his voice blocked, so that some words CANNOT be said. Kirby then tells Meta Knight that the only way to undo the curse, is to use a REVERSE death cube hidden in the caves. Meta Knight feels unsure, because of his past experience with the previous death cube, but goes into the cave for the sake of stopping the curse. Meta Knight was wandering throught the cave until he eventually finds a light switch, which reveals the reverse death cube. He comes out of the cave, and Kirby then tells him to compliment Pikachu. The curse was broken, and the ancient Goodstar leaves to do nothing.

## Trivia

* It is revealed that a reverse death cube exists.
The Death Cube Game (Part 2)

**The Death Cube Game (Part 2)** is the second episode of Season 2 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures.

## Characters

Meta Knight

Yoshi

Pikachu

The Death Cube Demon

Toad (mentioned)

Kirby

Poppy

## Plot

The episode starts off with Meta Knight and Pikachu in the Netherworld. Meta Knight finds himself face to face with a barbie doll, from the cooking video, they proclaim themself as Satan. Mistaking Meta Knight for Toad, the Demon blames him for something, and attempts to unmask him. Meanwhile, Yoshi and Kirby ponder on what to do next. They decide to kill themselves with the death cube in order to rescue Meta Knight and Pikachu. Yoshi dies of salt while Kirby dies getting hit by a rock. Meanwhile, Meta Knight and Pikachu were stuck in stickable mud. And the demon leaves to grab their knife. Kirby and Yoshi arrive to find Meta Knight and Pikachu. Yoshi finds them sinking into the mud. Yoshi tries to go get Kirby, but he ended upgetting stuck too. So, he calls for Kirby, only for Kirby to get stuck as well. The demon returns and gets ready to kill our heroes when suddenly, Poppy, the demon's parrot, shows up and shoots the demon down. Soon, everything starts to crumble, and our heroes leave the Netherworld in the nick of time, and end up back in the kitchen. Yoshi then destroys the Death Cube, and everything is back to normal.

## Trivia

* This is the second part of the Death Cube game saga.
Deutschlandfunk YOLO

"**Deutschlandfunk YOLO - Das Jugendprogramm des Deutschlandfunks**" (kurz **DLF Yolo**) ist eine fiktive Radiosendung, in der ein hörbar älterer Moderator versucht, mittels exzessiven Gebrauchs einer unpassend verwendeten Jugendsprache (*flexen*, *Brudi*, *Gönnjamin*, *Bitches*, *Huso* (Hurensohn), *Nacken*) ein junges Publikum anzusprechen. Sandro de Lorenzo Gardinal bezeichnete "Deutschlandfunk YOLO" am 12.12.2021 in der Kultursendung *[1]Corso* des Deutschlandfunk als "Gedankenexperiment", wie eine Jugendsendung des Deutschlandfunk aussehen könne.

Deutschlandfunk YOLO war bereits Teil der ersten Folge des Podcasts und wird darin mit folgender Eigenbeschreibung vorgestellt:

> DLF Yolo represented heute wieder und bringt euch nicen Radio-Content und News von der Street und cooles Hood-Life, no cap. Cringe kriegt ihr woanders, hier wird geflext, ihr Lelleks.
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In den einzelnen Sketche sind unterschiedliche Untersegmente von DLF Yolo enthalten, beispielsweise:

* Es werden Events wie bevorstehende Konzerte von Hip-Hop Künstlern (z.B. *RAF & Bones* mit dem neuen Jingle *Hero im Tank / Badesalz im Whirlpool*) vorgestellt. Der Deutschlandfunk kann es sich aber natürlich nicht verkneifen, den jugendlichen Zuhörern dann auch beispielsweise Kammermusik ("das Gucci-mäßige Preludium *Aus dem Sommer der Echse* von Albern Mariontal", performed von den Young Philharmonics) schmackhaft zu machen.
* Die Verkehrsnachrichten werden komplett in Form eines als Gansta-Rap vorgetragen.

## Referenzen

1. ↑ Corsogespräch: WTFM 100, null – Satireradio als Podcast
I'm DJ Bomb

**I'm DJ Bomb** is a rap song sung by Bomb in Bomb's Rap Song.

## Lyrics

Hey
What
Word
Kaboom

Hey there, I'm DJ Bomb
And I think I smell like a corn on the cob
And I know this isn't a real word
But, P.U. You smell tike a big turd
I always knew you were going to be my best friend
But, now it has come to a deep end
Because, I would run you over down the road
Because after that, I'm going to explode

So yeah, that was my rap song
No ideas, so... Kaboom.
Kirby's First Date

**Kirby's First Date** is the 3rd episode of Season 1 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures.

## Characters

Meta Knight

Kirby (debut)

Bertram (debut)

Snivy (debut)

## Plot

The episode starts off with Kirby crying, because his girlfriend cheated on him. Meta Knight comes in to see what was wrong. Kirby explains his situation, and Meta Knight suggests he should find a new girlfriend, which Kirby initially doubts, until Meta Knight suggests to go to the tailor shop. Kirby agrees and heads off to to the tailor shop. Bertram welcomes Meta Knight (but not Kirby) to his tailor shop. Meta Knight tells Bertram that he's here to find clothes for Kirby. Bertram then goes to find some clothes to lend Kirby, which Meta Knight is unsure about. Kirby then sees a female Snivy walk in and becomes smitten over her. Kirby then wonders what he should wear. Bertram comes back with some Nikes, sunglasses, and a Lakers Hat. And, alas, Kirby was ready. Kirby and Snivy then meet up, where Snivy compliments Kirby's outfit. Kirby eventually asks Snivy out, to which Snivy says yes, and kisses him, much to Meta Knight's disgust. The next day, Kirby posts a picture of him and Snivy. He then faints with excitement. Meta Knight then posts his OWN image, and leaves to tell the others.

## Trivia

* This is the only episode in the series where Yoshi does not appear.
* Willow & Electric Boy make cameos as Kirby's ex and her lover respectivley.
Yoshi's Crossbow

**Yoshi's Crossbow** is the 6th episode of Season 1 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures.

## Characters

Meta Knight

Yoshi

Bertram

Kirby

Pikachu

Goodstar

## Plot

Meta Knight and Yoshi are bored, (probably because no new episodes were published until 13 days later) wanting to fight like in a video game way. Yoshi suggests that they get a crossbow, which Meta Knight initially rejects, because of how dangerous they are. Yoshi then whines about it. Eventually, Meta Knight caves in and goes to Bertram's store. Bertram initially refuses to sell him one, until Meta Knight offers to trade one of his weapons. He then gets the crossbow, which resembles a Wii Zapper. He then says that it would shoot something if they have it for long enough. Two weeks pass, and they are still trying to figure out the crossbow. Eventually, when Yoshi said "Fire, Fire, Flaming Fart!" the crossbow shot a laser. Yoshi says it again, and it worked. Meta Knight and Yoshi go to the kitchen, and find that they hit Kirby and Pikachu. Kirby was fine, but not so much for Pikachu. Goodstar comes in and examines Pikachu's wounds. Meta Knight berates Yoshi for his irresponsibility. Goodstar, being a doctor AND a LITERAL star, uses his star power to heal Pikachu. Then Kirby and Pikachu go home.

## Trivia

* **Error:** The first time a laser was shot, Yoshi ACTUALLY said "Fire, Fire, Firey, Firey, Fart!"
Yoshi's Piano Class

**Yoshi's Piano Class** is the 4th episode of Season 1 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures.

## Characters

Meta Knight

Yoshi

Kirby

Bertram

Snivy

Oshawott (debut)

Pikachu (debut)

Malleo (debut)

Dragoon (debut)

Mario

Luigi

## Plot

The episode starts off with Yoshi playing the piano (terribly). Meta Knight was so annoyed, he signs Yoshi up for Piano class. Bertram has some spots open. So, at 1 PM, Meta Knight drops Yoshi off at piano school, which Yoshi objects to. Yoshi meets the class, and hits it off with Kirby, and talk about the previous episode (even though Kirby wasn't even there). Bertram introduces himself as Dinksunk, which Yoshi found stupid. Bertram takes offense and blames Dragoon, even though he didn't do ANYTHING and sends him to f\*\*\*ing detention. When Dragoon retaliates, he gets two more f\*\*\*ing hours of f\*\*\*ing detention. Class begins, and Oshawott goes first, who gets scared of the piano, due to it being so loud. Bertram then sends Oshawott back to his f\*\*\*ing seat. Pikachu goes up next, claiming he's a good piano player. Pikachu plays his song. When he was done, Bertram ended up hating it, and sends him back to his seat. Yoshi goes up next. Meta Knight was watching, hoping Yoshi does well. Yoshi plays the piano terribly, again. It was so terrible, everyone left. Meta Knight then drives Yoshi home.

## Trivia

* This is the first episode to drop some f-bombs.
* This marks the first appearance of Meta Knight's car.
Females

**Females** (雌, *Jōyō*), are the biological term used throughout the many worlds, and beyond. They are a gender identity within the binary genders. **Women** (女, *Onna*) is a term used for adults, and corresponds to the terms girl (for children and adolescents), female (adjective) and femininity.

"*.*"

—About Females.

## Overview

### Anatomy and Design

Children born with vulvas are often raised with the expectation that they will identify as women, although intersex children may also be assigned to this identity while not possessing all of the above characteristics. Women may be cisgender (assigned female at birth and identifying as female) or transgender (assigned male at birth, yet identifying as female).

Identifying as a woman is often associated with female sex characteristics such as a vagina, a uterus, wide hips, breasts and a high-pitched voice, as well as a feminine gender expression and gender role, but these are not neccessary, and it is still possible to identify as a woman without them.

## External links

* Females *Wikipedia* — Wikipedia article on assassins.
* Females *MOGAI Encyclopedia*
* Females *Gender Wiki*
The Mario Bros.

**The Mario Bros.** is the 2nd episode of Season 1 of Meta Knight & Yoshi's Awesome Adventures.

## Characters

Meta Knight

Yoshi

Mario (debut)

Luigi (debut)

## Plot

The episode starts off with Yoshi being annoying while Meta Knight is trying to cut a chili pepper. After an arguement, there was a knock at the door. It was Luigi, looking for Mario. Mario was petting a cat, until Meta Knight tells him that Luigi was at the door. They meet up in the kitchen, where Luigi got hungry, asking for spaghetti and fries. Meta Knight goes to the fridge, throws Yoshi out of it, and grabs a soda. Luigi initially gets worried that there could be drugs in it, until Meta Knight reassures him that he is not a drug addict. Luigi then sees Meta Knight's sauce, which turns out to be dill chips. Meta Knight later notices that his knife has been moved to the other side of the chili pepper he was cutting earlier. He confronts Yoshi about this, who tries to deny that he was playing with the knife. He was then dragged to the counter, where he meets the Mario bros. and recognizes them too. He then gets offended when Mario calls him a pet. Meta Knight then drags Yoshi into the living room to make him explain. Yoshi was thinking about a moment when Mario was riding him. Back in the kitchen, Yoshi wanted to eat a golden apple. Luigi wanted to eat the chili pepper, but he knocks it away. So, he brings in a rock, and tries to cut it. Yoshi points out that he'll need a buzzsaw to cut it. He then leaves to eat his apple, with Luigi chasing him, only to return to continue cutting the rock.