Addy

* Designation: Addy (AKA The Honorable Reverend Addison Bortion)
* Roles in Gaming Dojo: Master Ronin / Spare Voice Actor
* Main Weapon: IED of Bullshit
* Main Abilities: Heavy Weapons Expert / Rage-Powered State / Extra-normal Insomnia

Ironically enough, not much is currently known about one of the most loyal Ronin to attend the Gaming Dojo, someone whose presence is widely obvious during the more recent broadcasts. He seems to have an erratic temperament that corresponds with his unique "Armory Item," allowing him to somehow safely use explosive armaments inside the Dojo. He also supposedly has an astoundingly large database, a massive archive of internet data (serial killers from the planet Earth being a big interest) that we have yet to find the source of, even with the help of the NSA in North America. We are fairly certain this person does live on Earth, but through the alias' we have gathered, voice recordings we possess, and their supposed tracked IP address we have on file, none of these aggregate into a single person or location.

As of recently, our secure files on Addy have been declassified to the public, and our in-house scans show it was not done by an inside job. We are convinced that Addy either has the skills to bypass certain high level security protocols or is possibly using the Dojo AI, known as Dorothy, to aid him in his stealthy breach. The one piece of evidence against the latter theory, however, is that Dorothy is not yet equipped with hacking algorithms that would allow her access into Clearance Level 6 files and above within our systems. Our main fail-safe protocol when dealing with breaches above that of Extremely Restricted Access (ERAs) typically renders the would-be hacker into a permanent data loop, that eventually destroys any hardware they are using in the breaching process. It would seem our security measures need to be updated for this latest contingency.

Before reclaiming our original files and cleaning up the digital damage Addy left in his breach, he had left us a word document. It reads as follows:

[Once upon a fortnight, but a year or so ago, a rather unstable man met the Ronin Yeti while searching for some actually WORTHWHILE criticism of Bioshit InfiniSUCK that wasn't tainted with leftist horseshit about "praxis" and Marxist weasel words; this began a friendship with him. Soon after encouraging him enough - and after watching him stream the fucking awful game in question - the Ronin Yeti blessed the Earth with THIS VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXby1lTEUiw.

With that, history was made.

Ever since then, this unstable man has rode with the Gaming Dojo as a stalwart companion for his streams (barring some days, especially since he recently got a job in the icebox at Wawa from Sunday to Tuesday), providing cringe and based videos to watch, color commentary for the fellow freaks in the nosebleed seats, and even voice acting when needed, such as with Parasite EVEIL!]

\*\*\*He also does not very much appreciate certain nosey fucking dickheads stalking his friends and making pseudo-threatening commentary about them on a wikia page, then having the BALLS to HIDE some shit behind a "CLEARANCE LEVEL SIGMA BALLSACK REQUIRED" screen. You fuckers don't know who you're FUCKIN' WITH, here. I don't make friends easily, because I have autism and only really talk online. So, if you're even thinking of trying to hurt my goddamn friends, so help me GOD I will fucking destroy you. Don't fuckin' yank me, you fukkers, or I'll send you right back to the fuckin' pyramids.\*\*\*