Guapo

Header for Guapo.

**Víctor-** Jim Wooldridge

**Las Mujeres-** Katie Meyers, Melissa Mollner

**Modern Version-**

**Víctor-** Jim Wooldridge

**Las Mujeres-** Katie Meyers, Karen Girolami Callam

**Sound Mixer-** Benjamin Jenkerson, ZippyBang! Production

This is only a sample of the whole video.

> "*Víctor is handsome. Very, very, very, very, very, very handsome."*
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*Guapo*, or *Handsome* in English, is a story on the beautiful yet arrogant man Víctor, who is "muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy guapo."

This song is one of the simplest from Sr. Wooly, and is meant to teach forms of ser and physical descriptions in Spanish.

## Plot

We start on the magnificent Víctor, gussying himself in the mirror of a bathroom. Víctor is then seen walking down through town when he picks up 2 girls. They all proceed to talk about how handsome he is.

Next, we see Víctor in an odd void with an ugly man. Víctor berates him, citing his small eyes and bald head as the reasons he's ugly. After this, Víctor is shown using his beauty to get him out of helping or requiring intellect.

After that, Víctor visits a local pizzeria with his lady friends, where is then given a bill. Instead of paying himself however, he slides it over to one of the girls who obliges. They all then laugh pointing out how he doesn't have a personality, something he doesn't need with his looks.

Víctor's next shown loitering outside when a couple walks by, of which Víctor immediately breaks up when the lady sees her. We cut to the group back in the pizzeria. They all walk out as Víctor hands the waiter a bill. Instead of money in it however, the waiter finds a picture of Víctor she accepts graciously.

## Lyrics

* Spanish
* English

Me llamo Victor

Soy guapo

Soy muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy

guapo

Soy alto.

Soy delgado.

Hay mujeres a mi lado

(Ay, Victor)

(¡Qué guapo!)

Soy guapo, soy muy muy guapo

Tengo ojos verdes

y pelo castaño

A veces pienso que

soy demasiado guapo

Sí, es verdad,

demasiado guapo

(Es guapo, es muy, muy guapo.)

(Tiene ojos verdes)

(y pelo castaño)

Tú no eres guapo

Eres feo

Con tu pelo canoso

y ojos pequeños

Pobre amigo

Tú no eres alto

No hay mujeres a tu lado

Yo no necesito leer

Para ir al cine con una mujer

Yo no necesito trabajar

En casa no necesito ayudar

Oh no, qué feo

Llevas anteojos

Oh no, qué feo

Tienes aparato

Guapo. Muy guapo.

Soy muy, muy, muy, muy, muy, muy

guapo

No es necesario ser gracioso. No es

necesario ser simpático. Porque...

Soy guapo, soy muy muy guapo

Tengo ojos verdes

y pelo castaño

¿Personalidad? (¡Ja!)

No la necesito

¿Personalidad? (¡Ja!)

(Él no la tiene)

(Es guapo, es muy, muy guapo)

(Tiene ojos verdes)

(y pelo castaño)

Soy guapo, soy muy muy guapo

Tengo ojos verdes

y pelo castaño

My name is Victor

I’m handsome

I’m very, very, very, very, very, very,

Handsome

I’m tall

I’m thin

There are women at my side

(Oh, Victor)

(How handsome!)

I’m handsome, I’m very very handsome

I have green eyes

and brown hair

Sometimes I think that

I am too handsome

Yes, it’s true

too handsome

(He’s handsome, very very handsome)

(He has green eyes)

(and brown hair)

You aren’t handsome

You’re ugly

with your grey hair

and small eyes

Poor friend

you’re not tall

There are no women at your side

I don’t need to read

to go to a movie with a woman

I don’t need to work

At home I don’t need to help out

Oh no, how ugly

You wear glasses

Oh no, how ugly

You have braces

Handsome. Very handsome.

I’m very, very, very, very, very, very

handsome

It’s not necessary to be funny.

It’s not necessary to be nice. Because...

I’m handsome, I’m very very handsome

I have green eyes

and brown hair

Personality? (Ha!)

I don’t need it

Personality? (Ha!)

(He doesn’t have one)

(He’s handsome, very very handsome)

(He has green eyes)

(and brown hair)

I’m handsome, I’m very very handsome

I have green eyes

and brown hair
## Production

*Guapo*'s first release would be January 1, 2007 in Wooly's first album "Billy la Bufanda Y Amigos." Later on, the video would be filmed in Fall 2009 in various scenes such as the streets of Galena, IL, Lou Malnati's of Chicago, and "The Wooldridge Inn." A notable thing about this work is that its sequel, La Confesión de Víctor, were filmed at the same time. The video would be released October 14th, 2009. Its aforementioned sequel would be released the next day.

## Characters

* Víctor (played by James Wooldridge) - debut.
* Las Mujeres (voiced by Katie Meyers and Karen Girolami Callam, played by Katie Meyers and Azera Hadzimuratovic) - debut.
* La Mesera (played by DeDe Rottman) - debut.
* Mujer Nueva (played by Jennifer Wooldridge) - debut.
* Hombre (played by Roberto Monastero) - debut.

## Trivia

* During the Find the Ganga Girls event, the Ganga Girls can be seen at 0:51 behind a tree in the background to the right of Víctor.
* Sr. Wooly's eyes are not actually green and he is bald. But his toupee is brown and he is really good-looking.
* The two women are played by a Spanish teacher and a math teacher.
* Sr. Wooly's wife appears in the video.