Shelldon Koopa & Goombert Goombfried

Shelldon, frustrated and hungry for Chili's

### Cause of Death

Died in an explosion when Warden Armstrong threw Lil' Shoot You into the ground.

## Description

### Shelldon Koopa

**Shelldon Koopa** was an unemployed teenager who enjoyed Chili's.

### Goombert Goombfried

**Goombert Goombfried** was a construction worker based in New York City. He's the son of Gilbert Goombfried, the richest man in the universe.

## PERSONAL DETAILS

### Backstory

#### Shelldon Koopa

When Shelldon was young, he grew an extreme liking for the Scooby-Doo series and its characters, specifically Shaggy. Because of this, through the next few years of his life, loving Shaggy was the centerpiece of his entire personality, much to the dismay of his friends. The word "zoinks" became part of his daily vocabulary, and he was insufferable to spend time around. Most of his friends moved away to avoid him, which he was completely oblivious to. He assumed that they were mysteriously disappearing because of some deranged axe murderer, and quickly began referring to himself as a "Mystery Solver," clearly still being influenced by Shaggy.

#### Goombert Goombfried

Goombert grew up in an extremely wealthy and privileged household. His father, Gilbert Goombfried, was an internationally famous comedian who earned a billion dollars a second, making him the richest man in the universe. As a result, he was able to get his son into the best university in the world, Hard Knocks University in Boston, Massachussetts. Goombert graduated after just 2 weeks with a master's degree in architecture, and got a high-paying job as a construction worker in his childhood home of New York City. On his first day on the job, he met Michael Spike, who became a mutual friend of both Shelldon and Goombert. On his 21st birthday, he immediately became an alchoholic due to the taxing life of living with Shelldon. He eventually got help, though, and was a full month sober by the time of his death.

#### Their Friendship

Sometime when they were both in high school, Shelldon and Goombert met at a Walmart in New York. Goombert immediately let Shelldon know that he was annoying and that he hated spending time with him, prompting Shelldon to change himself for the better by not obsessing over Shaggy anymore and finally developing a personality of his own. The two moved in together a few years later, as Shelldon didn't have a job and therefore couldn't realistically live on his own.

### Lil' Shoot You Adventures

One day, while Goombert was working his construction job, he accidentally super-glued himself to a brick. Frustrated, he calls Michael Spike, who he forgets is on vacation in Miami, Florida. As a plan B, he calls Shelldon and asks him to take him to the emergency room. Shelldon, who doesn't have a driver's license, agrees to carry Goombert to a bus station. Once they get there, Shelldon suggests that after Goombert's hospital visit, the two could go to Chili's. Goombert, offended, begins arguing with him about how it feels incredibly insensitive towards their current situation for him to even suggest this. Unfortunately, the argument is cut short when Lil' Shoot You comes out of the sky and lands on the sidewalk in between the two of them, creating a blast that kills them both instantly.

## Trivia

* Despite his extremely rare name, Shelldon Koopa has never heard of The Big Bang Theory.
* Goombert Goombfried, being the son of the richest man of the universe, was the second richest man in the universe.