Wack

—**A Galarian officer in Wack.**

**Wack**, the **Wack Region**, or the **Wack Province** is a province of Canadia. It is the largest and weirdest province of Canadia, which says something, since Canadia is already pretty weird. While Wack is technically under Canadian rule, the Canadian government doesn't want anything to do with Wack, so Wack is controlled by Team Juvite and Team Wack in a territorial struggle. Team Wack controls the west while Team Juvite controls the east. The Wack Region is home to many insanely dangerous Pokémon and a bunch of... well... appealing-to-some-people Pokémon.

## History

Wack Region was first discovered by ancient Unovans. Explorers felt that something was dangerous in the region when they stepped near the border, so they made a line of rocks around the region and told everyone not to cross the rocks unless they and their Pokémon wanted to die a brutal mauling. Very few people entered the Wack Region when they wanted to, instead the ancient Unovans put criminals in the Wack Region as punishment, and they were instantly mauled to death.

### Galarians Discover Wack

Galarian explorers and mapmakers, being brave and stupid, ignored the warnings of the Unovans and entered the Wack Region with their guns. They were able to actually survive there for a good bit, but not enough to finish the first map of Wack. This unfinished map would be used and modified through time; mapmakers would just place down locations of towns and cities and caves and forests.

#### First Settlements

The entire Galarian military armed Unovans who wanted to settle Wack. They entered from the south, shooting up scary Pokémon, and created Wack Town, the first Wackian settlement. The region and town were named after what a Galarian officer said to describe this region: "This place is wack," and everyone started to call this place Wack.

Shortly after, they began to expand northward and founded Glacie, built in an unusually cold and snowy location. This would be the location that got most of the resources that were brought to Wack. Expansion stopped after the Galarian soldiers were brought back to Galar to fight against the Kalosians and the Unovans who had guns had to defend these two settlements from the dangerous Pokémon. Nobody really left these settlements because of the dangerous Pokémon that lived just behind the first tree they'd see.

### Unovan Settlement

Explorers, soldiers, mapmakers, and random schmoes traveled west of Glacie and founded the Miam Cavern. There's nothing special about that cave, except that it has two levels. They went north and founded an unimportant Seaside Village, then founded the more important Gourmet, a place most people settled, when they saw the Ankh Desert ahead. Expansion pretty much stopped because there weren't enough settlers that wanted to pass through the Ankh Desert.

Glacie and Gourmet were able to expand into city-sized places in 10 years and Wack Town formed the Wack Town Farm to the west of it.

Enough Unovans wanted to settle northward of Ankh Desert, so they got exploring again and established various towns in this order:

* Side
* Latex
* Faroff
* Romero
* Surfin

Romero became the largest city in the west side of Wack. Unovans stopped expanding territory for a while after founding Surfin.

### East Side Settlement

Unovans couldn't get to the east side of the Wack Region because of a big frick off mountain range that cut the region in two. Explorers from the northwest of the region discovered a giant cave north of Surfin City that took them south, through the mountain range, and got them to the coast of what would become Synth City. Those explorers told everyone that they could get to the east if they went through the cave. A bunch of people, with improved equipment and really strong Pokémon, ventured the giant cave and then established Synth and Flourish. The cave would be called Route 7 later.

Upgrade Cave was another giant cave that deterred people from exploring and settling Wack, but the wacky people of Wack got through the cave and **tried** to make it safe for the normal Wackians. Emphasis on "**tried**," since the most casualties of settlers happened in this cave. Then after this cave, settlers established these colonies in quick succession:

* i (yes, literally)
* Cherno
* Arcania

Not-so-fun fun fact: settlers discovered Nuclear-type Pokémon in the Nuclear Forest, which brought interest to a certain Hiroshima, who was the Fighting-type Gym Leader of Flourish Town, who had abandoned Flourish Town to become the Nuclear-type Gym Leader of Cherno City. After that, the people of Flourish Town also abandoned the town since Hiroshima and the Flourish Gym were the only pride they had. Flourish Town was later renamed to Abandone Town because... fill in the rest.

i became iCity, the largest city in Wack and most technologically advanced.

### Last Settlement (Shown On The Map)

Cybergate was the last main settlement of Wack. There wasn't really anything cool about it (cool things happen later, don't worry) other than the name and the fact that it is a peninsula connected to Route 7.

## How The Map Was Made

Since most people were afraid of the Wackian Pokémon, they used bird Pokémon like Fearow and Braviary to deliver supplies to the colonies of Wack. This concept is used to deliver messages and other papers between Wack settlements by using small bird Pokémon like Pidove. The mapmakers used the map of the Galarian explorers to create the map of Wack (at the top of this page) by just drawing the locations of where their settlements were and other notable features.

Wackians also kept doing this, even when email was invented, as a culture thing.

## Worlds Collide

Alright this explanation will be simple: due to the Worlds Collide event, the Pokémon World mixed with Earth in 1900. This caused geography to be altered heavily in a short amount of time and the regions and people and Pokémon of the Pokémon World appeared on Earth, suddenly.

### Wack On Earth

Wack appeared on Earth in the country of Canadia with Unova in the south, west of New York City. This led to Wack to become under the jurisdiction of Canadia, while Unova, under the United States. Unovans were okay with this, apparently, while Wackians didn't think much of it.

#### Seizure Of Father Z.

Father Z. Kritler, son of Hitler, came over to Unova after the fall of Nazi Germany. He moved to Wack when his son was showing signs of being a hater of the Juvite team in Unova.

Father Z. Kritler became the leader of Team Wack, a group of some Wackian, some not, Pokémon Trainers that he turned into an ultraextremist group or something like that. They were able to briefly take over Wack with barely any opposition, because foreign relations with Wack were undefined, and kill 6 million Team Juvite members.

#### Post-Team Wack Wack

Father Z. disappeared after the fight with Zaydolf and his friend, ending the violence of Team Wack. Zaydolf restructured Team Wack to just be a Pokémon team of Trainers instead of a Pokémon team of Trainers who are Wackian extremists who want to become the dominus of Wack and kill all the Team Juvites.

### Pop-culture or whatever

Wack is known worldwide for having the most interesting and dangerous Pokémon in the world. This has led to multiple casualties of people and their Pokémon who didn't know how truly dangerous the region was. These incidents basically closed travel to Wack for some countries.

Speaking of incidents... people also come to Wack for the **very interesting** Pokémon to have dirty relations with. It has led to a mild dislike of foreigners from the Wack people.

#### The Cool Thing About Cybergate

Cybergate City is cool because it has access to The Arctic and is a rocket launch station. Zaydolf's friend has gone to The Arctic to find parts for the Cybergate rocket that took him and Zaydolf to space.