Lambs

Multiracial species

**Lambs** are the species inhabiting the former southern state of *Jugolambia* (lit, land of southern lambs in lamb language). Since the end of the bloody *Jugolamb civil war,* two new independent states have taken its place- **Ustasia**- inhabited by the Ustase Lambs, and **Serbia**- by the Serb Lambs.

### Biology

Lambs are fascinatingly sweet animals of the Tiny Hoof variety, having almost the tiniest of all hooves, second only to the Goats. They are born with minimal amounts of fur and voluntarily choose it's future coloùring during early childhood years. This choice has come to be culturally accepted as a symbol to the Lamb's nationalistic affiliation with white representing *Serb Lambs*, and black- *Ustase Lambs.*

### Jugolambia

The state was originally created by Thicc Racc as an experiment for whether a single species with opposing worldviews can coexist peacefully in national unity. As expected, it failed spectacularly due to foreign meddling. The two lamb races lived mostly separated from one another, if the federative republics of Ustasia and Serbia until the *Jugolamb civil war* ocurred.

#### Ustasia

The black Ustasa lambs, whose republic is situated in the north of ex-Jugolambia, quickly fell into the sphere of influence of Tiny Cows. This brought on a wave of xenophobia and ultraethnonationalism, mostly based on the belief that any animal that has dark fur or dark patches of fur is of pure blood, while furless and entirely white individuals are sub-animals and should be exterminated. This was a particarly specific statement, as it's very rare to find furless or entirely white animals in Delusionworld, besides the Serb Lambs. Claiming "racial purification" as a casus belli, Ustasa Lambs declared war on their Serb brothers.

Today, the rise of ustase fascism is viewed as nothing more than a move in the game of the larger powers at play- the *Tinycowsreich,* seeking to manipulate another species of tiny farm animals into being their pawns in the game of geopolitics.

#### Serbia

The white Serb lambs, who both enjoyed a higher population and land ownership in Jugolambia, mostly inhabited its southern part. Many scholars to this day wonder why so many lambs chose, and continue to choose, to be Serbian. The prevailing theory is that their cultural and religious practices seem more appealing to the lamb's mind. The most significant cultural phenomenon is the so-called "Baby dropping". It consists of the mother lamb getting scandalously intoxicated, carrying her baby on her hoof and then proceeding to drop it on it's head. This practice is cited as the lower average intelligence of the Serbian population, compared to their northern neighbours.

#### Language differences

Although both lamb varieties use the same language fundamentally, their geopolitical divide has cause minor differences in phonetics. For example, ustase sheep tend to use the catch-all phrase *"beee",* while serbians chose to replace it with *"breee".*

#### *Jugolamb civil war*

After the start of the war, Ustase forces began rapidly advancing, quickly managing to reach as far south as the Serbian capital, Belgrade. During its siege, the most important historical event for the peace of the lambs occured. While one of the Ustase generals was taking a walk in one of Belgrade parks, he heard a soft *"breee"*. As soon as he registered the sinister syllable, he jumped throught the tall grass to confront the danger- a Serbian general hiding in a bush. Despite the intruder's mental disability, he was very aware that his wooly head is on the table. However, once the Ustase general came face-to-face with his Serbian counterpart, he realised that the lamb standing in front of him was identical. It had the same head, the same eyes, same ears and the same nose. It even had four legs and a small tail. It is documented that at this moment, the Ustase general said "For home-ready? More like for unity-ready". The two differently coloùred lambs became great friends and together managed to convince Ustase lamb high command to stop the war, practically splitting Jugolambia in two intependent, yet connected states. To this day, the two heroes still live together and often go to the faithful park in Belgrade to sit in the tall grass and reminiscent about the past. They are viewed by both state's communities as examples for peace and tolerance.