Senator Skull vs Gary the Intern

"*A Sinistra scissor choke, dastardly!*"
―Dick Thompson
**Senator Skull vs Gary the Intern** is the 1st match of Season 1.

## Plot

### Preamble

Dick Thompson greets the audience as an incredibly itchy Colonel Cossack is left incredibly itchy as a result of having ants in his pants, having fought a group of ants earlier. Down at the ring, The Announcer introduces Senator Skull, met by fear by both the commentators and Pinky. Skull vows to win the match and eventually conquer the world, met with boos by various audience members. The announcer then introduces Gary the Intern, who plays to the crowd only to confuse them in the process. The two wrestlers lock up and perform the opening chant.

### Round 1

The two opponents immediately start trading blows, with Skull going low while Gary goes high. Gary eventually gains the upper hand, using the Australian Kangaroo pouch combo to pin Senator Skull, only for Skull to escape through a reversal. Skull retaliates with a Sinistra Scissor Choke, enraging the audience and Colonel Cossack due to the blatant cheating on display.

### Round 2 Preamble

Flustered by Round 1, Dick makes a comment that reminds Colonel of his wife, Mrs. Colonel Cossack.

### Round 2

In a shocking display of evil, Skull goes for a second scissor choke. After Gary escapes, Pinky gives him a pair of scissors, allowing Gary to gain the upper-hand by giving Skull an unforgiving haircut.

### Round 3 Preamble

Reflecting on Gary's move, Colonel remarks that haircuts are the one thing itchier then ants in your pants.

### Round 3

Assaulting Gary with a variety of moves, Vini Vidi Victory! & Hometown Huck heckle Skull from the sidelines on his hair, causing Skull to retaliate, punching Gary a few more times and setting up for the Skulls Revenge Shocker, finishing Gary off with this move and winning the match.

### Epilogue

Upon winning the match, Skull scolds the Dexteras and declares the whole world shall soon be his. As Dick reflects on this match, Colonel worries about the reaction his wife will have to his recent antics.

## Season 2 Recap

As Dick Thompson and Colonel Cossack are vacationing in the mountains, Dick finds himself feeling incredibly cold. Colonel offers him a blanket he made out of an incredibly hairy man. The talk of hair reminds Dick of Gary the Intern and his match with Senator Skull, leading into the episode.

## Characters

### Wrestlers

* Senator Skull (First Appearance)
* Gary the Intern (First Appearance)

### Sidelines

* Dexteras
	+ Pinky (First Appearance)
	+ Vini Vidi Victory! (First Appearance)
	+ Hometown Huck (First Appearance)
	+ Wasabi (First Appearance)
	+ Evil Ira (First Appearance)

### Commentators

* Dick Thompson (First Appearance)
* Colonel Cossack (First Appearance)

### Other Characters

* TWF Staff
	+ The Ref (First Appearance)
	+ The Announcer (First Appearance, voice only)
* Mrs Colonel Cossack (First Appearance)

## Moves

* Gary the Intern
	+ Australian Kangaroo Pouch Combo
* Senator Skull
	+ Sinistra Scissor Choke
	+ Triple Hair Punch
	+ Double Cross Backflip
	+ World Bottom Booper
	+ Crush in the Vest Crushiniper
	+ Skull's Revenge Shocker

## Cast & Crew

### Cast

* Scottie Ray as Senator Skull
* Wayne Grayson as Gary the Intern and Vini Vidi Victory! (uncredited as Vini)
* Ben Masten as Dick Thompson
* Sean Schemmel as Colonel Cossack
* Dan Green as The Announcer
* Chris Kromer as Hometown Huck (uncredited)

### Production

* Larry Schwartz - Series Creator & Executive Producer
* Tanner Clauss Zucker - Producer, Director & Executive Producer
* Pei-Chen Chen - Creative Director & Masks and Props
* Ted Jackson - Director of Photography
* Zach Scheer - Production Manager
* David Riley - Editor
* Jeff Alberts - Swing
* Walt Gardener - Writer
* Zach Kanin - Writer
* Sean Lahey - Story Editor, Voice Director & Executive Producer
* Josh Bowen - Supervising Sound Mixer
* James Redding - Additional Sound Mixing
* Chris Foster - Additional Sound Mixing
* Tony Pipitone - Additional Sound Mixing
* Anthony Tortorici - Audio Recording Technician
* Jordan Geary - Audio Consultant
* Keith Vincent - Additional Props
* Lauren Kreuger - Technical Director
* David Schagun - Graphics/Visual Effects
* Sarah Pearline - Set Designer
* Dwayne McKenzie - Production Assistant
* Pablo Quinteros - Technical Support
* Alex Cabral - Technical Support
* Danielle Ash - Additional Crew
* Nellie Dumont - Additional Crew
* Caitlin Howell - Additional Crew
* Adam Rosette - Additional Crew
* Jordan Winter - Additional Crew
* Sergei Aniskov - Executive Producer
* Chris Fauci - Executive Producer
* Michael Gold - Executive Producer

## Notes

* As the first match in the production order, there are naturally many firsts to this match aside from the ones listed above.
	+ It is the first match to feature a gag where the Ref is shown to be oblivious to cheating.
	+ It is the first time Pinky has directly interefered with a match by giving a Dextera something.
	+ It is the first match to feature a Colonel Cossack cutaway gag, along with his accompanying phrase "roll the clip".