Funny Valentine

*“My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...! They are all those of 'Justice'!”*

— Funny Valentine

## Funny Valentine

### Affiliation

Valentine Family
Civil War

Stand Users

Corpse Parts holders

The United States of America

Steel Ball Run race

### Family

Mr. Valentine (step-father)unnamed father

unnamed mother

Scarlet Valentine (wife)

### Status

Deceased

**Funny Valentine** is the 23rd President of the United States and main antagonist of *Steel Ball Run*. He is the sixth antagonist of the series.

After encountering the Corpse of Jesus Christ's Heart while venturing through the Devil's Palm, Valentine was blessed with good fortune, and became lucky enough to be elected President of the United States. With his newfound power he made it his mission to collect the remaining parts of the Saint's Corpse in order to make the United States the center of the world. He creates the Steel Ball Run Race as a ploy to get his racers to find the parts for him, and gets into a heated battle with Johnny Joestar and Gyro Zeppeli over the corpse parts. He is eventually successful in retrieving the entire Saint's Corpse, but he is defeated by Johnny Joestar. After his death he is still remembered as a great president, and his approval ratings remained extremely high.

Valentine is a Stand User, wielding Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, whos ability is able to merge alternate universes.

## Physical Appearance

Funny Valentine, in his usual appearance, is a tall muscular man with long blond hair. He wears a pink jacket over purple shirt and pants reminiscent of a magician's outfit.

### Occasional Appearances

In *Wrecking Ball, Part 1* Valentine appears as a child with short and curly blond hair wearing a white shirt.

In *Tusk, Part 1* in his first appearance, and for the next few appearances, Valentine appears as a short tubby man.

In *Both Sides Now, Part 2*, Valentine appears in a flashback during his time serving in the Civil War wearing a soldier's uniform.

Also in *Wrecking Ball, Part 1*, Valentine reveals his shirt open to show the full Sain'ts Corpse heart in his chest. In the same chapter his shirt is off to reveal the Latin lettering appearing on his chest.

In *Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap* Valentine is shown with his back exposed, revealing an American Flag scarred on his back.

In *World of Stars and Stripes - Outro* Valentine's presidential portrait is shown. In this painting he wears a dark jacket over his usual outfit.

In *Ball Breaker, Part 1*, half of Valentine's face gets aged up due to the affects of Ball Breaker's powers.

In *Ball Breaker, Part 1* Valentine is aged up significantly by Ball Breaker and appears as an old man with no hair.

In *Break My Heart, Break Your Heart, Part 2* an alternate universe version of Funny Valentine appears wearing a purple tank top.

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## Biography

TBA

I am not a theive!

## Personality traits

Funny Valentine is extremely patriotic and nationalistic. He thinks America should come first no matter what, and he would do anything to make his country the most powerful in the world.

## Powers and Abilities

### Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

With his Stand, Valentine is able to merge alternate realities together, and move in between them. With this ability he is able to venture into alternate dimensions and bring AU counterparts of other people into the "base" world.

### D4C: Love Train

After retrieving the entire Saint's Corpse, D4C unlocks a new ability, Love Train. With this ability he is able to deflect any misfortune from him into other people throughout the world.

## Age

Funny Valentine was 43 during Steel Ball Run.

### *JORGE JOESTAR*

* Chapter 6: Island
* Chapter 8: Nero Nero Island (mentioned)
* Chapter 14: Desolation Row
* Chapter 16: Beyond II

### Part 7: *Steel Ball Run*

* Chapter 25: Tusk, Part 1
* Chapter 28: Scary Monsters, Part 1
* Extra Chapter 2: The Story of F. Valentine
* Chapter 34: A Real Man's World, Part 2 (mentioned)
* Chapter 35: A Real Man's World, Part 3 (mentioned)
* Chapter 36: The Green Tomb, Part 1
* Chapter 37: The Green Tomb, Part 2
* Chapter 38: Catch the Rainbow (On a Stormy Night...), Part 1 (mentioned)
* Chapter 39: Catch the Rainbow (On a Stormy Night...), Part 2 (mentioned)
* Chapter 40: Silent Way, Part 1
* Chapter 43: Silent Way, Part 4 (mentioned)
* Chapter 45: The Land of Promises: Sugar Mountain, Part 1 (mentioned)
* Chapter 48: Tubular Bells, Part 1
* Chapter 49: Tubular Bells, Part 2
* Chapter 50: Tubular Bells, Part 3
* Chapter 51: Wrecking Ball, Part 1 (flashback)
* Chapter 52: Wrecking Ball, Part 2 (mentioned)
* Chapter 57: Civil War, Part 2
* Chapter 59: A Dream of Gettysburg
* Chapter 60: Both Sides Now, Part 1 (flashback)
* Chapter 61: Both Sides Now, Part 2
* Chapter 62: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
* Chapter 64: Chocolate Disco, Part 1
* Chapter 65: Chocolate Disco, Part 2 (mentioned)
* Chapter 66: D4C, Part 1 (photographed)
* Chapter 67: D4C, Part 2
* Chapter 68: D4C, Part 3
* Chapter 69: D4C, Part 4
* Chapter 70: D4C, Part 5
* Chapter 72: Ticket to Ride, Part 2
* Chapter 73: D4C, Part 6
* Chapter 74: D4C, Part 7
* Chapter 75: D4C, Part 8
* Chapter 76: D4C, Part 9
* Chapter 77: D4C, Part 10
* Chapter 78: D4C, Part 11 -Love Train-
* Chapter 79: D4C, Part 12 -Love Train-
* Chapter 80: D4C, Part 13 -Love Train-
* Chapter 81: D4C, Part 14 -Love Train-
* Chapter 82: D4C, Part 15 -Love Train-
* Chapter 83: Ball Breaker, Part 1
* Chapter 84: Ball Breaker, Part 2
* Chapter 85: Ball Breaker, Part 3
* Chapter 86: Ball Breaker, Part 4
* Chapter 87: Ball Breaker, Part 5
* Chapter 88: Break My Heart, Break Your Heart, Part 1
* Chapter 89: Break My Heart, Break Your Heart, Part 2 (death)
* Chapter 90: High Voltage, Part 1 (mentioned)
* Chapter 91: High Voltage, Part 2 (flashback)
* Chapter 92: High Voltage, Part 3 (mentioned)
* Chapter 93: High Voltage, Part 4 (flashback)
* Chapter 94: The World of Stars and Stripes (flashback)
* Chapter 95: The World of Stars and Stripes - Outro (mentioned)

## Trivia

* Valentine's catchphrase "Dojyaaa~~n!" means "Tada!" in Japanese.
	+ He also has a magician motif, as he wears magicians clothes and his Stand is shaped like a bunny.
* The scene during which Funny receives his dead father's handkerchief is reference the movie "*Pulp Fiction*." Where a young Bruce Willis' character receives his dead father's watch.
* Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States, while in real life Benjamin Harrison filled in that position.

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