Matopolus

Matopolus is the home, prison and pocket dimension of the Goofball Simpson. Matopolus is, in essence, an infinite dimension of twisting and turning corridors with a local population of those who have crossed the Goofball Simpson or the offspring of those who had dared to get in his way, few of which ever leave Matopolus.

It is suggested that there is a train station in Matopolus where the Goofball Simpson stores his dimension shifting train when not in use.

There is a native population of Gnomes which are known to remove the skin of their victims and use it as leather resulting in the Skinned Tribes of Matopolus, which are generally accepted as outcasts by other inhabitants as they are known to be informants of the Gnomes as the Gnomes promise they won't finish them off after they have been flayed if they bring more victims. The Gnomes and Skinned Tribes often move in unison and you will see the Skinned Tribes long before you see the Gnomes, this is the only warning you get before the Gnomes come.

Populations of Samiads have been transported to Matopolus by the Goofball Simpson as they are engaged in the Simpson-Samiad Conflict of which the Goofball Simpson does not usually care for. These Samiad populations, due to isolation, have evolved their own culture and sense of identity and generally do not relate to the Samiads outside of Matopolus, however still retaining a deep weariness of the Simpsons and especially the Goofball Simpson, though interactions between these Samiads and Simpsons are rare, even moreso than Samiads external to Matopolus, this is likely due to the Goofball Simpson not particularly caring about Samiads.

Many rejected Simpsons call Matopolus home and have integrated into the expanse, often coming to blows with Samiads and Gnomes. Old Bat Ears is known to have been sent to Matopolus by the Goofball Simpson, but has since left and has reintegrated into the family regardless of their disdain for him.

It is not clear on how many people and other creatures inhabit Matopolus, but there are whispers of a city where Gnome Clans, Survivors and Skinned Tribes have a mutual tolerance towards each other, allegedly law and order was established in this city. It is likely this city, if it exists, was created as a result of the Samiad infestation, potentially as a mutual defense against the threat.

Matopolus is known to have soap mines, which the Goofball Simpson can sometimes send people to slave away in if they bother him, these mines are entirely out of soap and guarded by rejected Simpsons who are wildly unpredictable. If anyone is caught near the mine without permission, they will be killed or forcefully made to participate.

The Goofball Simpson's house seems to look like a hatch to a basement, located at the end of a corridor that leads down from a kitchen area, the Tooth Collector has been spotted in this location crafting meals for himself and the Simpsons. There may also be an escape to the outside world near this spot, but its unconfirmed and unlikely due to the fact the Goofball Simpson himself doesn't need it. The Goofball Simpson's home is possibly connected to the Tooth Collector's lair as it is unclear where the Tooth Collector resides. The Goofball Simpson's home is a contrast to the rest of Matopolus as it is unusually tidy but still extremely offputting.

There are several doors leading out of the Goofball Simpson's home, one of them being the door that connects to the main hallway and another leading out of the back yard that looks out into a black abyss. The door that leads to the backyard is rarely used and only openable by the Goofball Simpson.

The Goofball Simpson's personal bathroom, although small, is clean and organized, the toilet paper holder holds three rolls of raisin flavoured toilet paper and the sink has a giant block of concrete next to it with a rope around it. The bathtub extends downwards further than has been able to be recorded so far. The reason is speculated to be for the act of indoor Simpson Cardio.

There are multiple paths throughout the length of Matopolus, some of them are very narrow and twisty, some expansive and straight, though the consensus is that it is just difficult regardless. Many of the inhabitants of Matopolus prefer to travel through the tunnels in larger groups, while some consider this to be a liability and say it is more likely to attract attention from the many beasts of Matopolus.

The inhabitants of Matopolus are easily identified by their clothing and the way they carry themselves, consistently looking out for danger, and always ready to fight.

While the Gnomes are usually the first threat to be seen in Matopolus to the newcomer, the Samiads are the real risk to travellers. They are usually found in large numbers, and can attack without provocation, though are not universally violent creatures. Some of their attacks include, but aren't limited to: throwing rocks at their targets, setting traps, sonic screaming, biting and spitting acid.