Joseph "S.P."

Joseph William Baxster is one of the 12 members of the Them group and is one of the 11 who play Biocide's game. The nicknames that Joseph has gone by in the other games are Martini (Game 2), Nori (Game 3), Bean (Game 4), Pepper (Game 5), Lemon Meringue Pie [L.M.P.] (Game 6), Baisel (Game 7), Blueberry (Game 8), Fig (Game 9), Alfredo (Game 10), and Strawberry Pie [S.P.] (Game 11).

## Appearance

### General

Joseph/S.P. has dark black skin and brown eyes. He has coily black hair and stands at 6 feet 2 inches tall. His blood type is B-, his weight is 194 pounds, his chest size is 40 in (101.6 cm), his magic blood main is Wind and his magic blood percent is 55.30%. His assigned gender at birth was male. His race is Black and his ethnicity is Scottish.

### Game 1

Joseph wears a black Thrasher tee-shirt and dark gray baggy jeans along with dark purple sneakers, a Gay Man flag scarf, a single earring in his right ear, and two earrings in his left ear. His hair is black, medium length, worn naturally in an afro. He is 6'2 and has the "Scarf" rotation.

### Game 11

Phase 1 Strawberry Pie wears a light blue crop top with blue denim shorts and a light gray cardigan with a ripped arm along with light pink platform sneakers, white knee high socks, a pink diamond necklace, a light blue arm band, and golden cat ears. He is later seen without the cardigan, necklace, and armband after Annie breaks up with him as they were all presents from/ objects belonging to Annie. His hair is blue-purple-pink-red ombre, medium length, worn straightened in low pigtails with left swept bangs. He is 6'3 and has the "Fem/Masc" rotation.

Phase 2 Strawberry Pie wears a purple cold shoulder shirt with a calf length pastel yellow multi-layered frilled skirt along with light pink sneakers, white knee high socks, a light blue ribbon worn around the waist, and a light blue arm band. He is later seen wearing his blue shorts in place of the skirt after he and Caelan break up. His hair is purple-blue-pink-red ombre, medium length, worn naturally in dreadlocks. He is 6'3 and has the "Fem/Masc" rotation.

Despite the fact that S.P.'s old cardigan, necklace, and armband were presents from Annie or objects belonging to her, S.P. continues to wear the armband in Phase 2. Another bug it seems. S.P. is one of the few characters that doesn't loose his outfit quirk at first, but then afterwards he does. There are bugs everywhere.

### Other Games

**Game 2**

Martini wears a white-ish hoodie under a basic gray three quarter length jacket with dark blue baggy jeans along with dark gray sneakers. His hair is black, short, worn naturally with the left side shaved and right swept bangs. He is 6'2 and has the "Hoodie" rotation.

**Game 3**

Nori wears a bright blue cap top under a long purple cardigan with white jeans cuffed at the ankles along with black flip-flops and triangular earrings in both ears. His hair is blue ombre, medium length, worn naturally in a right part with left swept bangs. He is 6'2 and has the "Long" rotation.

**Game 4**

Bean wears a dark green bra top under a see through black long sleeve worn off the shoulders with dark blue jeans along with dark gray heeled ankle boots, a necklace and several chokers, a single earring in his right ear, and several earrings in his left ear. His hair is purple-to-black ombre, medium length, worn naturally in dreadlocks in a right part. He is 6'4 and has the "Necklace" rotation.

**Game 5**

Pepper wears a white hoodie with dark blue ripped jeans along with gray sneakers and black gloves. His hair is black, short, worn naturally in cornrows and pulled into a high ponytail. He is 6'2 and has the "Gloves" rotation.

**Game 6**

Lemon Meringue Pie wears a red turtleneck fingered shirt with dark blue denim shorts along with thigh high purple heeled boots, fishnet stockings, a golden belt, a golden elbow length glove worn on the left arm, golden bead chains attached to shoulders worn around the shoulders, several earrings in both ears, and a light yellow service cap with a dark purple bow decal on it. His hair is black, medium length, worn naturally in a right part with left swept bangs. He is 6'6 and has the "Bow" rotation.

**Game 7**

Baisel wears a large collared white button up cap shirt with gray sweatpants along with knee high gray boots, dark red elbow braces on both arms, a golden belt, a single earring in his left ear, two earrings in his right ear, and a muted purple panama hat. His hair is blue-to-pink ombre, short, worn straightened with both sides shaved. He is 6'2 and has the "Hat" rotation.

**Game 8**

Blueberry wears a white tee-shirt under a dark purple jacket cuffed at the elbows and dark blue baggy jeans along with dark gray dress shoes. His hair is yellow-green-mint-blue ombre, medium length, worn straightened in a right part with left swept bangs. He is 6'2 and has the "Cuff" rotation.

**Game 9**

Fig wears a black turtleneck sweater and black jeans along with black sneakers, a single earring in both ears, and a dark purple circular eyepatch over his left eye. His hair is black, short, worn straightened in a centre part with bangs on both sides. He is 6'2 and has the "Eye" rotation.

**Game 10**

Alfredo wears a dark blue tank top under a purple jumper with muted blue jeans along with dark blue sneakers. His hair is pink-to-purple ombre, medium length, worn naturally in a centre part with bangs on both sides. He is 6'2 and has the "Oversized" rotation.

## Personality

### Game 1

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Joseph has the "Bulimia" rotation.

*Sims Traits*

**Personality:** The Curator (Collector) (Lazy, Slob, Goofball).

**Hobbies:** Likes Comedy, Cooking, Fishing, Guitar, Mischief, Painting, Piano, Programming, Video Games, and Violin. Dislikes Fitness, Gardening, Handiness, Mixology, Rocket Science, and Writing.

**Music:** Likes Blues, Hip-op, Lullabies, Retro, S-Pop, Spooky, and Winter Holiday. Dislikes Alternative, Classical, Electronica, Kids Radio, Pop, and Romance.

**Colors:** Likes Black, Blue, Gray, Green, and Purple. Dislikes Brown, Orange, Pink, Red, White, and Yellow.

### Game 11

S.P. is wacky and sporadic, never considering anything before doing it. He is impulsive and insane, doing anything and everything that he wants whenever with little to no regards as to how it might affect him in the future. He is the embodiment of acting before you think, and somehow it never comes back to bite him in the ass. He'd probably like that though, the horny bastard he is. Strawberry Pie (S.P.), aka Ludilo. Gender: Demiboy / Orientation: Aromantic / Typing Quirk: \* uses asterisks around sentence. no capitals at all \* / He is a Prince of Heart and his extended zodiac sign is Liblo (Prospit + Heart). / Fun Facts!: Fem: Skirt, Pink arm band, Ponytail. Masc: Shorts, Blue arm band, Pigtails. & His sweater is actually one of his gf's cosplay sweaters.

S.P. has the "ADHD" rotation.

*Sims Traits*

**Personality:** Body Builder (High Metabolism) (Self Assured, Outgoing, Active).

**Hobbies:** Likes Comedy, Fishing, Fitness, Gardening, Guitar, Handiness, Mischief, Mixology, Painting, Piano, Video Games, and Violin. Dislikes Cooking, Programming, Rocket Science, and Writing.

**Music:** Likes Alternative, Electronica, Hip-Hop, Kids Radio, Lullabies, Pop, S-Pop, and Winter Holiday. Dislikes Blues, Classical, Retro, Romance, and Spooky.

**Colors:** Likes Blue, Gray, Pink, Purple, Red, White, and Yellow. Dislikes Black, Brown, Green, and Orange.

### Other Games

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## Real Life

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## Relationships

### Game 11

Annie: His relationship with Annie is a normal relationship. They made a cute couple until Annie broke up with him, and then he was sad.

Bunny: His relationship with Bunny is not exactly a friendship, but more of an acquaintanceship. Bunny doesn't like S.P. in the slightest, but S.P. totally has a crush on him, so that throws things into wack.

Caelan: His relationship with Caelan is more or less strictly professional. And by professional, I mean that they only really interact when they go to smoke. They get along fine, but they're just not the closest of friends.

Corbin: His relationship with Corbin is a strange friendship. S.P helps Corbin come out of his shell and get over his anxiety, but he probably does this because he has a crush on Corbin. Nonetheless, they would make a cute couple if it happened.

Cyrus: His relationship with Cyrus is mostly just S.P. trying to be friends with Cyrus and Cyrus just being a dick to him. Rip S.P..

Cyrin: His relationship with Cyrin is a mutual friendship, but with the twist of Cyrin is madly in love with him and he's just kinda put off by her attraction to him.

Biocide: His relationship with Biocide is a Moirallegiance. Their relationship never really was shown much but they were a really cute couple. Rip to StrawberryCider (yes that's their ship name)

Rose: His relationship with Rose is undefined. S.P. doesn't really know how he feels about the new Rose, because she's so different now. They were friends in the past when she acted more like him, but now it's just very weird.

Annie: His relationship with Annie is a simple friendship now. It's a little awkward because of their past relationship, but it's nothing that they can't get over.

Bunny: His relationship with Bunny is exactly the same as before. Nothing has changed at all.

Caelan: His relationship with Caelan is a pairing that kind of came out of left field. Even I as the creator didn't expect the two of them to hook up. Either way, they're a cute couple.

Corbin: His relationship with Corbin is exactly the same as before. I still think that they'd make a cute couple.

Cyrus: His relationship with Cyrus didn't change much at all except for the fact that S.P. is kinda trying to avoid being around Cyrus.

Cyrin: His relationship with Cyrin is pretty much the exact same, except that he doesn't take a single thing that Cyrin says seriously. Who would though?

Biocide: His relationship with Biocide a mutual friendship. The two of them still get along well and are friends, just maybe not as close as before.

Rose: His relationship with Rose is exactly the same as before.

### Other Games

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## 2020 Bug

The 2020 Bug caused a lot of damage to the 2020-21 game session of Game 11 and it screwed up a lot of things, affecting crucial parts of the game and the characters themselves too. Here's how the bug affected S.P.:

1. S.P.

## Trivia

- S.P. (short for Strawberry Pie) is the seventh member of the Them group. He is noisy and loud, always causing a ruckus somewhere, but he's actually quite nice and a pleasure to be around once you get to know him and get used to his antics.

- S.P.'s ethereal name is Ludilo (meaning Madness in Bosnian) and his ethereal form is light pink and wearing a skirt with both happy eyes ^^ and blush in a lighter shade of pink.

- S.P. suggested making memes and comics about the Them group that featured them all living together and doing various activities. This is funny because I only really started making the comics about Them because I was bored during this, so you can ultimately thank/curse quarantine for the Them comics existing.

- S.P. feels like both Bunny and Cyrin hate him yet want to date him, and he is correct.

- You could (and would, if you weren't a Homestuck) read this interaction as just friendly sleepover gossip, but there's more going on here. The conversation mostly takes place between Biocide and S.P., with Annie only having a single line of text. This is because Biocide and S.P. are in what's known as a Moirallegiance together, another Homestuck romance type, which simplified as a platonic soul-mate or a super-best friend, as I call it. This is one of- if not the only time- that we get to see their relationship in action before they break up during the Snap period.

- Caelan and S.P. often smoke together. While Caelan and S.P. are smoking, you can see that S.P. mainly smokes weed, but sometimes they switch it up and try other stuff.

- Annie and S.P.'s ship name was Annie Pie.

- S.P. is an oblivious idiot and that's where half his charm comes from.

- Caelan thought S.P. was a girl, but was very clearly wrong.

- S.P. was originally the ninth member of the group, but was later moved to be the seventh. His outfit didn't change much at all, except for the fact that he used to wear a skirt and was originally a girl. Yes, S.P. was originally supposed to be a girl, but I decided that he was going to not be, so that's the reason why he's so feminine. He was also originally white, but I changed that too because I hated the fact that literally everyone was white, so now only two people are white and they are Bunny and Cyrus.

- S.P.'s personality was originally a lot more like modern day Annie + Rose. He was motherly and caring and always made sure that the other members were cared for, but he was still quite energetic and insane. She was crazy and chaotic, but would always put the others before themself.

- The members' personalities were more or less based off of the results due to quizzes from the website ShindanMaker. There were a total of 7 different "quizzes" taken to form each one: Top or Bottom, Sexuality, Babey?, Thicc, Dere, Type, and UwU power. (A DBA Note: I'll try to find the original quizzes that I used, but no guarantees.) These are his results; Top or Bottom: Pref. Bottom / Sexuality: Panromantic Asexual / Babey?: 88% / Thicc: 160% / Dere: Nyan / Type: Chaotic / UwU Power: 420%

- S.P.'s original sexuality was Panromantic and Asexual, but I changed this to Heterosexual Aromantic. Something just never really sat right with me about S.P. being with or liking boys so I made it so that he was only really attracted to girls, but later in the series he hooks up with Caelan, who is masculine presenting. I never even really considered the idea of the two of them getting together seeing as S.P. is fem and attracted to girls, and Caelan is masc and attracted to boys, so the two of them are basically both gay in the wrong directions. It's weird and I don't really have an explanation for this, so I'll just let yall figure this out for yourselves.

- A Nyandere is someone (most often a girl) who looks or acts like a cat, usually when in the presence of or after seeing one. Obviously S.P. isn't legitimately a catboy, but he does have cat ears so that's the closest you get to him being one.