Squall Leonhart Gets Executed

[A police car parks outside a courthouse]

[Cut to: Squall Leonhart in the courthouse]

Judge: Court is now in session. So, Squall. How do you plead?

Squall: I plead. Not guilty.

Knuckles the Echidna: Read the charges, your honor.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Go on.

Miles "Tails" Prower: See if he's right.

Judge: Squall Leonhart, you were charged for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Amy, Sally, and Cosmo's lives. Any witnesses to call?

Amy Rose: We would like to call ourselves to the stand.

[Amy, Princess Sally Acorn, and Cosmo the Seedrian walk to the stand]

Judge: OK then. Tell us. What did he do that was so bad?

Sally: Well, he ruined Knuckles, Sonic, and Tails' statues, destroyed our treasures, kept grounding us, and drove us away from home. [getting teary-eyed] And he also ruined our lives for stupid, dumb reasons and abused and neglected us too much. [sobbing]

Judge: OK, Amy, Sally, and Cosmo. That's good enough that your father did this to you. What's your reaction?

Cosmo: Well, our reaction is that we hate our dad so much. He should be divorced by our mom forever after she re-marries Cloud Strife, our soon-to-be dad.

Judge: OK then. And Amy, you, Sally, and Cosmo may return to your jury seats.

Cosmo: Thank you! That is, your only honor.

[Amy, Sally, and Cosmo return to their jury seats with their friends]

Judge: Alright then. What is the decision?

Knuckles: Guilty!

Sonic: Guilty!

Tails: Guilty!

Amy: Guilty!

Sally: Guilty!

Cosmo: Guilty!

Silver the Hedgehog: Guilty!

Charmy Bee: Guilty!

Angel: Guilty!

Young Simba: Guilty!

Flounder: Guilty!

Chip: Guilty!

Dale: Guilty!

Thumper: Guilty!

Flower: Guilty!

Judge: Squall Leonhart! The court has found you guilty for child abuse and neglect and for ruining your own daughters' lives. You will be sentenced to die on the electric chair. Have you got any last words before your execution?

Squall: Yes, I'm sorry for ruining Amy, Sally, and Cosmo's lives and I'm sorry I treated them too harshly. I promise I'll be a good father to them and I promise I won't make them cry ever again.

Judge: OK, the electricity will pass through your body until you are completely dead. Guards, take him away.

[The guards take Squall away]

Judge: Court adjourned.

[Cut to: The police car drives away from the courthouse]

[Meanwhile, there is the news]

Sergeant Morris: This is Sergeant Morris. Today's news is about an evil Balambian tyrant named Squall Leonhart, who is facing execution. His last meal included raw eggs, swiss cheese, grape nuts, prunes, Zimbabwean sandwiches, Russian vodkas, beer, urine, poop, vomit, blood, kitty litter, dog food, dirty laundry, smelly socks, expired cereal, liver, dirty diapers, staled popcorn, chicken feet soup, rat burgers, dead animals, fruit, vegetables, boiled soup, sand, grass, horse fur, gunk, toilet water, bath water, expired milk, rusted microchips, grimy organs, bloody eyeballs, shampoo, toothpaste, dental rinse, and baby food, but he refused them. Last night, Squall tried to hurt Amy, Sally, and Cosmo, but she ran away from home and got herself lost in the forest, thanks to him, so Officer James Carter is going to shave his hair off and prepare him for execution.

Lilo Pelekai: I would like to see him fry in the electric chair.

[Kairi, Namine, Olivia Flaversham, Susan Test, and Kilala Reno hold up a sign saying Destroy the Balambian Tyrant]

Sergeant Morris: There are people outside cheering for his upcoming execution.

[Viper holds up a sign saying Are you ready to burn in heck, Squall?]

Viper: Yes! He's all set to die!

[Minnie Mouse, Alice Liddell, and Wendy Darling hold up a sign saying Cook the Balambian Tyrant]

[Rapunzel holds up a poem saying He's a naughty troll, and a wicked tyrant. Good thing Squall is finally gonna die!]

Sergeant Morris: We now go to Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Sunset Shimmer, and Fluttershy.

Twilight Sparkle: I am really glad Squall is going to be electrocuted. He is the worst father ever!

Pinkie Pie: Agreed!

Rainbow Dash: Count me in!

Rarity: Done and done!

Applejack: Yee-haw!

Fluttershy: We will be throwing a party for Squall's death.

Sunset Shimmer: You can say that again.

Sergeant Morris: We will return to GNN news after Squall gets electrocuted.

[Cut to: Squall and a police officer in an empty prison cell]

Police Officer: (showing Squall, who is now dressed in a prison suit, his cell) This is your cell with no bed, no toilet, no air conditioner, and no sink. You will stay in here until the day of your execution later. Goodbye!

[A police officer leaves Squall in jail]

[At 12:00 pm]

Squall: Oh, I hate jail. I wish I can escape.

Police Officer: Oh no, you're not escaping, Squall! We have security cameras, so you won't escape! Also, you have a visitor who wants to talk to you!

[Aerith Gainsborough appears outside an empty prison cell]

Aerith: Squall! I heard that you are going to be executed. That's it! You are grounded for triple humanity!

Squall: But, Aerith, I'm sorry. Can you please let me out and I promise I'll be a good father to Amy, Sally, and Cosmo?

Aerith: No! I also hope you suffer in jail and burn in heck. Goodbye forever!

[Aerith leaves Squall in jail]

Squall: This is going to be even more torture.

[5:00 pm]

Police Officer: Come on out, Squall. Execution time.

[The cell door opens and a police officer directs Squall to a seat]

[A police officer uses a razor to shave his hair off, leaving him like a bald eagle and putting cotton on him]

Police Officer: OK, Squall. Follow me to the execution chamber.

[A police officer directs Squall to the electric chair]

Police Officer: Any last words?

Squall: I promise I'll be a good father to Amy, Sally, and Cosmo, and I promise that I will not make them cry like that ever again.

Police Officer: Electrocution will begin in 5...4....3....2....1....Go! (flips the switch)

[Proteus screams while being electrocuted, but the action is covered with a message reading "Censored for your safety and protection'"]

[The police officer stops Squall's execution. He then checks if Squall's heart still beats, providing he is alive or not. Squall isn't breathing anymore. The police officer leaves Squall alone and dead]

Police Officer: Yes! He's dead!

[Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Jose Carioca, Panchito, Pluto, Goofy, and Roger Rabbit hold up a sign saying No more abuses thanks to Squall's death]

[Sonia and Manic hold up a sign saying Squall Leonhart, 1987-2015]

[Back to GNN news]

Sergeant Morris: Squall is now finally executed! He was executed for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Amy, Sally, and Cosmo's lives and their dreams. Are there any questions to ask?

[Spike appears]

Spike: Yes! What will happen to his body?

Sergeant Morris: His body will be taken to a funeral home in Orlando, Florida. By the way, what's your name?

Spike: My name is Spike from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the Equestria Girls Trilogy.

Sergeant Morris: Thank you, Spike.

[Spike leaves]

Sergeant Morris: That's all the news for now. This is Sergeant Morris saying goodbye!

[Cut to: The graveyard. A tombstone that reads "BIH Squall Leonhart 1987 - 2015" is seen near Knuckles, Sonic, Tails, Amy, Sally, Cosmo, Aerith Gainsborough, and Cloud Strife, who are celebrating his death]