Cubeson

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Cubeson is one of the four members of the Eversiscendants, a dimension warping group of pirates. Throughout The Jonathan Crisis, he and his cohorts constantly carried out more and more plans to disrupt the peace in various dimensions. He and his gang also used the In-Between, the space between dimensions, to hide various things.

## Personality

Pre-Mission 2A, Cubeson strived to be an individual who wouldn't let bad things affect him too personally. Being abandoned made this quite hard, though, so Cubeson instead strived to be an individual who would try to boost the morale of his fellow dimension-warping pirates.

Post-Mission 2A, Cubeson became convinced that trying to be an optimist would only lead to harm, coming to this conclusion because of his slightly warped perception of reality due to being a prototype lifeform. He would go on to be a bitter individual that, though he got close at times, never fully returned to how he was before.

## History

### Early Life

Cubeson was a prototype new life-form formed from a lab experiment. His development phase was very unstable, as the slightest mistake could cause everything in the room to combust. The onions that were trying to create the prototype of this new life-form were using cheemse slices as one of the main ingredients alongside carbon and time, but didn't take into account that the cheemse wasn't on safety mode. When the time came to add the bricks into the supply closet as the final touch, the room combusted.

The result was supposed to be a being that looked similar in appearance to onions, but the combustion instead made the result into a cube.

The onions working at the lab didn't care a whole lot about the product of the experiment. They tried to replicate the experiment with the cheemse on safety mode, but now there wasn't enough cheemse to try again. The onions were angry with the old prototype and tried to contain him, but he fled, upset that no one appreciated him.

### The Orang Crusade

Cubeson wished to be accepted by anyone, even if the person in particular wasn't good.

He noticed a large machine trying to break into the very lab that rejected him one day. Upon closer inspection, it was noted that the machine was piloted by three other beings. Cubeson decided right then and there that this was his chance to be appreciated by someone else.

He walked up to the machine and asked if he could join in on the attack. Dr. DEMOLISH Adriano, the main pilot, told him that he could and even invited him onto the machine. While inside Fort Square, Cubeson finally decided to give himself the name that he is now referred to as.

Cubeson was given access to a small cannon that was powered by garlic bread. While it wasn't the most destructive thing the Eversiscendants had at the time, Cubeson still had a lot of fun blowing up the lab.

Shortly afterwards, the Eversiscendants were contacted by Orang, who asked them to fight for him in his crusade. Cubeson. having already experienced a lot of joy in destroying his enemies' creations, gladly took the offer.

The various missions that the Eversiscendants went smoothly. Despite the overall easiness of each one, Cubeson still had a blast.

That would change in Mission 2A.

Mission 2A involved attacking a base that belonged to I.R.O.N.I.C. using Fort Square. Cubeson told his fellow pirates to charge at the base, which is exactly what they did. When they reached the base, however, the Eversiscendants were jumped by several I.R.O.N.I.C. forces.

Lots of damage was being dealt to Fort Square. The Eversiscendants were having a very hard time trying to hold the attackers off. The four pirates were heavily injured. Cubeson was the most injured one, though. The part of his pelvis that let him speak was wrecked, preventing him from speaking for a long time afterwards.

Cubeson never returned to his usual cheery attitude afterwards. He would come close at times, but he would never be exactly like he was before. His hatred for Orang contributed towards his bitterness.

### The Jonathan Crisis

In the Jonathan Crisis, the remains of Fort Square were brought back to the other pirates by Beanley. Everyone is happy about that, but they decided to get more help. The Eversiscendants contacted the Pillar Lord for help. He agrees to help, and a partnership between the pillars and the Eversiscendants is formed.

Cubeson was one of the three Eversiscendants to confront the resistance for the first time in the In-Between in a heavily armored vehicle, though he mostly monitored the fight scene. The vehicle itself had various weapons attached to it in addition to the Mega Lobster Cannon ®.

PoseidonHeir fought the vehicle using both his trusty trident and also a device that makes lobsters turn violent, but he ended up losing the fight due to the violent lobsters being launched at him and only made it out of the battle because Detective Whiskers managed to warp him out at the last second.

Later on, Cubeson was told by Beanley to unearth the entirety of the Eversiscendant headquarters after the latter got a code red message from Thorn.

Yet later on, PoseidonHeir got captured and taken to a room where the Eversiscendants and the Pillar Lord tried to get information out of him. Cubeson was asked a few times to retrieve various torture devices, the most notable being a heated iron.

During the RCARS raid, Cubeson *partially* regained his voice and warned Dr. DEMOLISH Adriano of a projectile aimed directly at his ship. Prior to this happening, he had been involved in an accident during Mission 2A that prevented him from speaking.