A painful plan/Living and dead reunion

This is how A painful plan and Living and dead reunion goes in Umarak Meets the Corpse Bride.

[We cut to Umarak in the Land of the Dead]

Umarak: [sighs] I'm too late.

[He suddenly hears Emily talking to Mrs. Plum]

Emily: Oh, Mrs. Plum, what am I to do? He just walked off without saying a word. Are all men like this?

Mrs. Plum: Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright. They get something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them.

[She gets a knife out of the zombie chef's head and polishes it as Elder Gutknecht arrives]

Elder Gutknecht: My dear, we have to talk.

Maggot: Let me tell her, please. Let me tell her.

Emily: What?

Elder Gutknecht: There is a complication with your marriage.

Emily: I don't understand.

Elder Gutknecht: The vows are binding only until death do you part.

Emily: What are you saying?

Elder Gutknecht: Death has already parted you.

Emily: [gasps] If he finds out, he'll leave. There must be something you can do.

Elder Gutknecht: Well, there is one way.

Maggot: Oh, please, please, let me tell her.

Elder Gutknecht: It requires the greatest sacrifice.

Maggot: Go on, get to the good part.

Emily: What is it?

Maggot: We have to kill him!

Emily: What?

Umarak: [gasps quietly]

Elder Gutknecht: Umarak would have to give up the life he had forever. He would need to repeat his vows in the Land of the Living and drink from the Wine of Ages.

Emily: [gasps] Poison!

Elder Gutknecht: This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you.

[Umarak feels shocked]

Emily: I could never ask him.

[Umarak arrives]

Umarak: You don't have to.

Emily: [gasps]

Umarak: I'll do it.

Elder Gutknecht: My boy, if you choose this path, you may never return to the world above. Do you understand?

[Umarak helps Emily up]

Umarak: I do.

[Elsewhere, Umarak alerts the dead]

Umarak: Gather round. Gather round, everybody.

[The dead look up at him]

Umarak: We've decided to do this thing properly. So grab what you can and follow us. We're moving this wedding party upstairs.

Zombie Woman: Upstairs? I didn't know we had an upstairs.

Skeleton Boy: Sounds creepy.

Skeleton Girl: Let's go!

Corpses: A wedding! A wedding! We're going to have a wedding!

[They head off]

[Black Widow appears]

Black Widow: Hold on, Umarak.

Umarak: What?

Black Widow: You can't get married looking like that. [whistles]

[The other widows appear and help out Umarak]

**Spider Chorus:**

The spiders think you're very cute

But goodness knows you need a suit

But have no fears, we're quite adept

We'll have you looking lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yet

A little stitch, a little tuck, some tender loving care

A little thread will fix you up

And we've got plenty as you see

And personally guarantee our quality repairs

A little here, a fix of this

We're going to do our best

When everybody sees you, they will all be quite impressed

They will all be quite impressed

**Zombies:**

A wedding, we're going to have-

**Mrs. Plum:**

A wedding cake is no mistake, it must be quite sublime.

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

We're missing something

**Dead Kitchen Staff #1:**

Try some dust

**Mrs. Plum:**

I wish I had more time

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

Perhaps there's something I can do, these bones might help a bit

**Dead Kitchen Staff #1:**

My nose!

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

Sorry

**Mrs. Plum:**

Wait a minute... that's it!

**Dead Kitchen Staff #1:**

A little that

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

A little this

**Kitchen Chorus:**

The perfect cake is hard to miss

A wedding, a wedding

We're going to have a wedding!

**Soldiers Chorus:**

Huzzah! Huzzah! We're going to have a wedding

Hurray! A wedding! Hurray!

Let's all give out a cheer cause the bride is getting married today!

Hurray!

One thing you can surely say is we will stand beside

Until the end, we will defend our one and only bride

Our bride to be, our bride to be, our lovely Corpse Bride

Huzzah! Hurray! Huzzah! Hurray!

The bride is getting married today

Skeleton: Oh, there she is.

General Bonesapart: Here she comes.

[They see Emily coming down as the singing continues]

**Female Chorus:**

Ohhhhhh... the bride is here

She's waited for this day for many a year

For this day, for this day

Our hopes and our pride

The bride is here

Here comes the bride...

Here comes the bride...

Here comes the bride... our bride

For this day, for this day will last forever

And all of her friends will work together

To make it the perfect day she's always dreamed

Our hopes and our pride

Our bride, our lovely bride

[Mayhew helps Paul up, the spiders put on Emily's wedding veil as Maggot cries and the dead escort Umarak and Emily]

**Group Chorus:**

We're going to have a party like no-one has ever seen

The living in the land above will not know where they've been

The land above... (the land above)

The party of... (the party of)

The Bride!

Here comes the bride

On this glorious day of days

Up to the Land of the Living to celebrate!