I Must Be a Chef Because I'm Cooking Up Bullshit

**I Must Be a Chef Because I'm Cooking Up Bullshit** is the season premiere of *VillainVivor: Hell Hall*.

## Story

### Day 1

Right off the bat, the castaways were given the first twist of the season: they’d be marooned into Hell Hall mansion and could not DM or be split into tribes. Many different advantages and disadvantages were to be found, but who would claim them in time? Cam, Cherry, Ethan, High, Jabari, La Diabla, Jack, Michelcat, and Uni jumped in a VC to start trying to figure this out as a group. Ethan took no time solving a bunch of clues while pretending to be clueless in the VC. High also was quiet as they navigated the halls. They, along with Jack, picked up the Cigarette Holder. This initiates a tribe swap at any point pre-merge that the holder chooses. However, multiple people can find this and once it’s used once, it can’t be used again. Also if 3 are gained, it turns into a superpower. If someone who holds this gets votes at tribal council, it’ll randomly be sent to someone who voted for them.

Ethan also managed to find a tribe list that was hidden in the powder room. Unlucky for him, it was a fake one. High was able to find the biggest advantage of the season, Estella’s glasses. This grants them the power to spy on all of the rooms, even when they don’t have access, until there are 10 players left in the game! If anyone votes for High, they’ll be sent the glasses, so it’s vital that they don’t tell anyone. Jabari was kind and shared with the group when she found a clue. In her opinion, she was just gathering henchmen to do the dirty work for her. Due to this, all of the people in the VC found the cigarette holder at the same time! They also found out the clue to the chest, which revealed that someone had already found what they were looking for. This, of course, being High with the glasses. Jack and Elliot clicked right off the bat, bonding over their UK status. Charlotte, after trying every command known to man, finally stumbled across our fake tribe list.

### Day 2

Tired tried to rally what he thought would be his tribe together to help them find advantages. He led Bri and RC to the cigarette holder and the fake tribe list, which meant he thought he successfully established solid allies.

### Day 3

Tired led High to the list and asked to form an alliance with the others he told. The first challenge was introduced, which was for the castaways to create their very own villains. This meant they had to present the backstory in some way and provide an image. Some of the castaways thrived while others certainly struggled. Robert was pulled from the game and Ray willingly left, so that meant they were replaced by Yiannagon and Mojo respectively. This granted both new players individual immunity at their first tribal council. When challenge results were revealed, we found that Cam won immunity on the Horace tribe and Sebas won immunity on the Jasper tribe. Immediately, the Jasper tribe got to work introducing themselves to each other and trying to make positive first impressions while the Horace tribe just didn’t talk.

Within a couple hours of being sorted into tribes, La Diabla requested an alliance of her, Jack, Jabari, Charlotte, Cam, and Meesh. Most everyone was extremely confused by this alliance, since it was composed of people they weren’t particularly interested in working with. However, it did give them a majority if they chose to stick together. This alliance was called *“Bad Booty Bitches with a Fatty.”* In this, they discussed the possibility of either Atlas or Tired, but ultimately decided on Tired. This decision was revealed later to have come about because La Diabla was tired and randomized who she would vote for. It picked up traction due to Tired’s lack of social connections, which is odd considering many rated him high on their trust rankings. A few people went back and forth over if they would tell Michelcat and Atlas as to not make enemies and reveal the alliance. Ultimately, Michelcat was told while Atlas was not.

Cam, Meesh, and Jack all hopped on a VC, where Meesh immediately fell in love with Jack (or at least his accent), which was all part of Jack’s diabolical plan. This ended up turning into the *“Gabriel’s Devils”* alliance. Then the *“I don’t wanna go home”* alliance was created by Tired and consisted of him, Atlas, Jabari, Michelcat, and Cam. This consisted of the outsiders plus Jabari and Cam, who were in two opposing alliances. This alliance decided to go after either Charlotte or La Diabla, for no clear reason. Ultimately, it was decided that Charlotte would be the target, however Atlas ended up locking their vote on La Diabla.

Things were slower on the Jasper tribe. No one wanted to throw out names until the next day. But then things started to happen. An alliance of RC, Sebas, and Cherry was created. This quickly turned into the *“TBC”* alliance, which consisted of those three plus Elliot. They began discussing the vote almost instantly, revealing that they would like to go after Jessica. The issue was that Ethan was gunning for Uni, claiming that she was inactive. TBC figured that if they saved Uni, they’d gain her trust in future votes. A smaller alliance was requested by Elliot and consisted of him, Sebas, and RC. It appeared that Sebas and RC were pretty high on everyone’s trust rankings. In this alliance, they just continued to talk about how the vote was on Jessica. This was planned to be a blindside against Ethan, who was told by everyone that they’d vote for Uni. Cherry, in an attempt to gain a cigarette holder, threw a vote onto Ethan. No one was able to get a hold of Yiannagon except, apparently, Ethan, which meant that he voted for Uni.

When tribal council came around, Jasper went first. In a 6-3-1 (Jessica/Uni/Ethan), Jessica was the first person voted out of VillainVivor: Hell Hall. At the Horace tribal council, things were even messier with a 7-1-1-1 (Tired, Meesh, La Diabla, Charlotte), with Tired being the second person voted out.

## Challenges

* Immunity

**Challenge:** *Villain Backstory*
The castaways have to create their very own villains. This meant they had to present the backstory in some way and provide an image.
**Winners:**   Cam  and   Sebas

## Tribal Council

* Jasper
* Horace

## Trivia

* This episode title came from Michelcat's confessional.