The Tuesday Of Torture (A SWAT Kats episode)

Plot: Monsieur Meow Massacre returns to Megakat City.

T-Bone - Charles Adler

Commander Feral - Gary Owens

Callie Briggs - Tress MacNeille

Lt. Felina Feral - Lori Alan

Mayor Manx - Jim Cummings

Guest Cast:

Monsieur Meow Massacre - Greg Burson

Supporting Cast:

Ann Gora - Candi Milo

Jonny K - Mark Hamill

Enforcer #1 - Greg Burson

Enforcer #2 - Townsend Coleman

Enforcer #3 - Mark Hamill

Man #1 - Barry Gordon

Man #2 - Greg Burson

Cashier - Townsend Coleman

**Enforcer Guard #1:**What the - Hey!

**Enforcer Guard #2:**Where ya goin'?

**Enforcer Guard #3:**Get back in here!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Too late, ya jacksters! (evil laugh) Time to take over the world! (evil laughs)

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**T-Bone:** Tengo hambre!

**Razor:** *(annoyed)* Aw T-Bone, you have so many leftovers in the fridge, there's cheese gratin and pizza burgers!

**T-Bone:** Can we go to a Taco Hut instead?!

**Razor:** No!

**T-Bone:** Please, Razor, I wanna go to the Taco Hut!

**Razor:** *(sighs)* Alright then, You can go, but remember, T-Bone, behave yourself!

**T-Bone:** Alright! I will!

**Razor:** Good! Now get launching!

**T-Bone:** Right!

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**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**I'm again, and I'm here to return! And now you idiots cannot stop me!

**Enforcer #1:**

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

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**Razor:**Any progress we can stop that Monsieur Meow Massacre, T-Bone?

**T-Bone:**Hold it. I've got an idea! T-minus Grenades, deploy!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**What the- Aaaugh!

**Razor:**Alright! Bingo!

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**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Gee, Looks like this ain't over yet for a 10-minute timing today. Ugh!

**T-Bone:**Going somewhere?

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Huh? Oh no! It's the two no good SWAT Kats again!

(Razor has a blindfold while T-Bone has a chain)

**Razor / T-Bone:**(smirk laughs)

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**What?! Aaaugh nooo!

**Razor:**We caught em!

**T-Bone:**We got em!

(Razor and T-Bone gave high five)

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(at the Taco Hut)

**Razor:**Well, T-Boy, That was awesome! You are one totally radical kat ever!

**T-Bone:**Boy, I ain't waitin'. Besides. The commander who gets to be proud of us.

**Razor:**Oh, look, It's Callie!

**T-Bone:**And there's Felina and the Mayor! Hola, amigos!

**Callie:**Hi, Razor.

**Felina:**So good to see you two.

**Razor:**Whoa! Looks like these amigos are here as usual.

**T-Bone:**You're just in time, Señor Mayor.

**Manx:**Oh, why thank you. I'm so glad you could make those two SWAT Kats safe and sound.

**Razor:**Why don't you and I could get some ordering to do if you guys look hungry, We will be better catch on if you guys don't look mind ever again.

**Cashier:**Welcome to the Taco Hut. What can I get you two?

**Razor:**Go ahead, T-Bone. Say it.

**T-Bone:**Ooh, uh, Me gusto algo cinco combo meals, including tacos and nachos, and burritos, con extra drinks, por favor?

**Cashier:**Coming right up.

**Razor:**(laugh) Geez, T-Bone, you did a great job today.

**T-Bone:**Boy. Can't wait!

**Cashier:**Here's your combo meals you ordered.

**Razor:**We hope so.

**T-Bone:**Gee, Gracias!

**Cashier:**De nada!

**Razor:**You see, Señorita? I told ya these are definitely amigos for a best moment in these days.

**Callie:**Of course, Feral is so happy if these Enforcers would keep on enjoyments in a bit while.

**Felina:**Why, gracias, T-Boy.

**T-Bone:**De nada, Señorita. (belches) (bashful) Perdoname.

**T-Bone / Felina:**(laughs)

**T-Bone:**How's your meal, Señor Manx?

**Manx:**They're absolutely delicious! (tiny belch) Oopsie daisy.

**All:**(laughs)

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**Feral:**

**Enforcer #1:**

**Feral:**

**Enforcer #3:**

**Enforcer #1:**

**Enforcer #2:**

(Enforcers laughs)

**Feral:**That is not funny!

**Enforcers:**What?

**Feral:**Look,

**Enforcers:**

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**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**(angry) Ooooh, If any of these SWAT Kats will stop me, they're made me sick! They're SWAT Kats will not stop me for any dumb reasons! Soon as I get my paws off my money before I won't get caught this time, or I'm gonna massacrely kill those SWAT Kats once it for all! (evil laughs)

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### Act Two:

**Feral:**

**Enforcer Pilot #1:**Relax, sir, We'll take care of it.

**Enforcer Pilots:**Yeah, we will.

**Feral:**

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**T-Bone:**If you don't shut that device controller out, I'm gonna get turned into a crispy fried T-Bone!

**Razor:**Don't be silly, T-Bone! You better be careful if you get use to this!

**T-Bone:**Oh.

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**Enforcer Pilot #1:**Any luck?

**Enforcer Pilot #3:**Nope, no sign of the crook.

**Enforcer Pilot #2:**Are you sure we're gonna find that cat-burglar in Paris?

**Enforcer Pilot #1:**Well, this could be serious!

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**Razor:**Let's see if you can get a hanger with all of these missiles. Hmm. Eureka! I think it'll work! Miracle Minded Missiles.

**T-Bone:**Deploy!

**Razor:**Yeah!

**T-Bone:**That oughta ground those issues!

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**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Somehow, I didn't see that one comi- Huh? What the- Hey! Who made this earthquake?! (growls)

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**Razor:**(smirk laugh) Guess we're so cool. (smirk laugh)

**T-Bone:**Whatta ya say? Feral wishes if he's gonna arrest us in every Tuesdays.

**Razor:**Too bad, T-Bone. He's trying to figure it out who did making a miserable mischievously mess during a suspect.

**T-Bone:**I see 'em.

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**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Not so fast, ya blabbermouse! You don't get away with it this time!

**Man #1:**Aaaah! Help! SWAT Kats! Save me!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

**Man #2:**Razor and T-Bone! Where are both of you!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**(smirk laugh) Guess they're high up flying in the sky now..'Cause they're gone crash landing in Timbuktu. (smirk laugh)

**T-Bone:**(offscreen) Did someone say, Timbuktu?

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**(gasps) Aah! It's le SWAT Kats! I thought you both we're gone crash landing, not alive!

**Men:**Yaaay! The SWAT Kats are still alive!

**Razor:**Alright, mischievous man from Paris!

**T-Bone:**Stick 'em up!

**Razor / T-Bone:**What the- (Monsieur Meow Massacre beats them up) Ow! Oof! Yow!

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(eyes of the dark in the secret room)

**Razor:**Oooh...What's happening?

**T-Bone:**Do we know about this?

**Razor:**(sighs) It's never been so far. I guess it could take months by cleaning a miracle mess next to our room.

**T-Bone:**I have to agree, sir. But we're here in a room.....

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**You could say it again and again.

(lights on, tied up)

**Razor:**(gasps) So It's you!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**You're right, boss man. I hope you two are

**Razor:**Are you outta your mind yet, mad man?!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Aaww, I could see it now..and you two got that right easily if I

**Razor:**(not amused) (sighs) Oooh, This is getting so vain...

**T-Bone:**(also not amused) Yeah right, It's unexpected...

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Shut up, ya dirty rotten skunks!

**Razor:**Skunks?!

**T-Bone:**Skunks?! Where? I don't see any skunks?!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Oh, yeah..But I do see.

**Razor:***(suspicious)* Hmmm....I wonder if we're skunks..Who says if we are?

**T-Bone:**I like skunks, I hope if there's a good quench, If he adds a sparkling water, and next the garlic, and then- *(Razor kicks T-Bone's leg)* Ow! Fine!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**(smirks laughs) Looks like you two need anything to be quenched by yourselves today..won't we monsieurs?

**Razor:**Uugh..Give it up already, you're not offering us so nicely.

**T-Bone:**Speak for yourself.

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

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**Feral:**And just where do think you're going with the enforcers?!

**Felina:**Relax, uncle, Just stay calm. These guys and I are gonna find these SWAT Kats. So stay here!

**Feral:**(not amused) Ugh..Tell me about it.

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**Razor:**And what's that, Monsieur Meow Massacre?

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Bingo, monsieur. You two have to see if it's called

**Razor:**Ha! So what are you gonna do about this?

**T-Bone:**Gee, I love surprises!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Silence! As you much to

**Razor / T-Bone:**(deadpan snarker) Ooh noooo......

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:***(holds a hypnotism watch, then swings)* Carefully now...It hurts much better in no time at all...*(hypnotizing Razor and T-Bone)* This is a quite a long snooze..maybe you two need a nice huge quench..Down that hatch....*(feed drinks Razor and T-Bone while hypnotizing)* *(as Razor and T-Bone drink glugs, then gulps)* Aahh..much parfait....You two need some rest while I'm in a love side...

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**Felina:**Any ideas how do we save them?

**Enforcer #1:**Well, I don't know yet?

**Felina:**Okay, you guys. Here's the plan...(whispers at the others)

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**Razor / T-Bone:**(both snoozing) Oooooh.....

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**(evil smirks) (splats some tar all over Razor and T-Bone)

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**Felina:**(whispers) Now!

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**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Okay, you two....Time's..up! *(snap his finger)*

**Razor / T-Bone:***(wakes up awfully)* Oooohh.....Huh?! *(eyes turning dark red)*

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:***(smirk laughs) (stripe paints Razor and T-Bone's back with white paint)* Get em.

**Razor / T-Bone:***(growls like bears)*

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### Act Three:

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**I command you two to stink bomb the Megakat City immediately! I attempt to pursue conquer the

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**Ann:**Excuse me, Johnny. This is Ann Gora speaking, Monsieur Meow Massacre strikes back. He captured the SWAT Kats and tortured the SWAT Kats which got hypnotized into their skunks! My oh my!

**Johnny:**Pee-Yeew! Oh, And it smells stinks much worse! Woo-wee, Ann! Now that's what we called a Torture Tuesday! Whew!

**Ann:**You said it.

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**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

**Felina:**Nice tail kicking, my friend!

**Enforcer #2:**You can say that again!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

**Enforcer #1:**

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

**Razor:**(tiger roars) (sprays)

**Enforcers:**(coughs)

**Enforcer #3:**Woo! Man, what gives?!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**(smirk giggle) So that's what I call it Scent-sational! (smirk giggle) Splendid. (smirk giggle) Alright. Sick em, boy!

**T-Bone:**(tiger roars) (kicks)

**Enforcer #1:**Crud!

**Enforcer #3:**Aaww maaaan!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**(smirk giggle)

**Enforcer #2:**I

**T-Bone:**(sprays)

**Enforcer #2:**(coughs)

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

**Callie:**Felina! come in!

**Felina:**Yes, my friend?

**Callie:**That miserable man from Paris are commanding the SWAT Kats as awful skunks!

**Felina:**What's your problem, my friend?

**Callie:**And they're trying to conquer the Megakat City, because of the world smells aroma awful!

**Felina:**Don't worry, my friend. I'm trying not let you down! Because..I'm on my way!

**Enforcer #1:**If there's anything of an each idea, how do we stop the SWAT Kats?

**Enforcer #3:**Simple. If we add the tomato juice

**Enforcer #2:**

**Enforcer #1:**

**Enforcers:**

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**You're not going anywhere skunkette! 'Cause

**Felina:**

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Ha! We will see about it!

**Razor / T-Bone:**(tiger growls)

**Enforcers:**Surprise!

**Razor / T-Bone:**Huh?!

**Enforcer #1:**Ha! Looks like you two are still holding on! Ready?...

**Enforcer #2:**Aim...

**Enforcer #3:**Fire!

**Razor / T-Bone:**(Enforcers splats them with tomato juice) (tiger roars) (faints together) Woooooah.....

**Enforcers:**Yeah! (cheers)

**Felina:**Awesome job, fellas! Nice launching the tomato juice to deploy it!

**Enforcers:**You said it, Felina! (giving high fives)

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Quoi?! It can't be happening! It can't be this time! Oooh those SWAT Kats are

**Razor:**Ooooooohh.....

**Enforcer #1:**Answer me. Wake up! (snaps finger)

**Razor:**(normal) Ooooooooh......(wakes up) Ugh..Where am I?

**Enforcer #2:**I guess a commander who stands alone and he needs a health.

**Enforcer #3:**

(both snap fingers)

**T-Bone:**(normal) Oooohh...(wakes up)

**Felina:**I just hope you are one

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

**Razor:**Everybody run!

**T-Bone / Felina / Enforcers:**Yeah!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

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(in each jet)

**Razor:**

**Enforcer #1:**

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**Monsieur Meow Massacre:***(out of breath)* Oooh no they don't!..(*still out of breath)* It looks even like somebody's got a grip of a hand..*(keeps out of breath)* And..Unless..nobody can stop me..for a huge time! *(crazy evil laughs)*

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**Razor:**

**T-Bone:***(belches)*

**Razor:**Eeeeww!! Did you just get any of a gas?!

**T-Bone:**I

**Razor:***(holds a vanity hand mirror and looks)* A good

**T-Bone:**

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**Felina:**

**Enforcer #1:**

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**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**At last. Now my stink bomb is required. Prepare to stink the entire universe once it for all!

**Razor:**Ha! Looks like it's time to get rid of these vain aroma!

**T-Bone:**

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Stink this!

**Razor / T-Bone:**Aargh! (coughs)

**Razor:**Pee-Yeew! T-Bone! We're

**T-Bone:**Not if we

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**

**Razor:**Ha! Looks like it's time to get rid of these vain aroma! Okay. Fire 'em with scent aromas, T-Bone!

**T-Bone:**Aye aye, Sir! Tomato Juice bombs, deploy!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Hey! That's cheating!

**Razor:**Perfume missiles..

**T-Bone:**Away!

**Monsieur Meow Massacre:**Aaah!

**Razor:**It's working!

**T-Bone:**

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