Two Gangsters and one Child(Transcript)

(MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR KIDS UNDER 18! MAY HAVE BAD WORDS, SO I BLEEPED THEM OUT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS PARODY IS NOT OFFICIAL YET.)

(The Beginning shows a picture of a Pirate and a Yellow Parrot on shoulder singing)

Pirate man: R' yo' ready, gangsters?

Gangsters: Hell ya, Captain!

Pirate man: I can't hea you~!

Gangsters; Then yo' god\*NOPE\* probably deaf, captain!

Pirate man: Ooooh...(Shows a Hotel room with a Huge Fish Tank, But the Captain Goes into a fit of Coughing Before we see where SpongeRob and Brashnick Live) Dang Bro, Give me one sec.(Coughs a little more) Oooohh..... Who live in a Fish tank in a Hotel?

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Sassy n' kick\*NOPE\* n' wild as hell!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: If playin' m games be somethang yo' want!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: Then git ahead but don't yo' try ta daunt!

Backup Singers: SpongeRob SweatPants!

Pirate Man: (AY YO...!)

Everyone: SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob SweatPants! SpongeRob. SweatPants!

(SpongeRob and Brashnik are standing in front of the movie theater, excited to watch the new Grand Theft Auto movie.)

SPONGEROB: I can't wait ta peep all da wild stunts n' explosions in dis movie!

BRASHNIK: Same here! dat \*NOPE\* gonna be epic.

(Suddenly, a woman rushes up to them, looking flustered.)

WOMAN: Excuse me, are you two available to babysit my son for a couple of hours? I have an emergency and I can't find anyone else.

(SPONGEROB and BRASHNIK exchange looks.)

SPONGEROB: Uh, we're not really experienced wit' kids...

BRASHNIK: Yeah, we're mo' da into \*WHAT??\* games.

WOMAN: Please, I'll pay you double the ticket price for the movie!

(SPONGEROB and BRASHNIK look at each other again, then reluctantly agree.)

(SPONGEROB and BRASHNIK are sitting on the couch, looking awkward as a wild and crazy kid runs around the room, knocking things over and screaming.)

KID: WOOHOOO! THIS IS AWESOME!

SPONGEROB: (to Brashnik) What have we gotten ourselves da \*NOPE\* into...

BRASHNIK: (shrugs) At least we're gettin' paid fo' dis!

(Suddenly, the kid runs up to them with a toy gun.)

KID: Let's play cops and robbers! You guys are the robbers!

(SPONGEROB and BRASHNIK exchange another look, then play along. SPONGEROB and BRASHNIK are running around the neighborhood, pretending to be robbers while the kid chases after them with his toy gun.)

KID: Freeze, you robbers! Bang bang!

SpongeRob:(Screaming) JESUS \*NOPE\*!!!

Brashnick:(Screaming)

(Suddenly, a police car pulls up and two officers step out.)

OFFICER 1: What's going on here?

SPONGEROB: (nervously) Oh, um, we're just playin' wit' tha kid we're babysittin'...

OFFICER 2: (chuckles) Well, you guys better wrap it up. We don't want any real robberies happening in this neighborhood.

(SPONGEROB and BRASHNIK nod, then usher the kid back to SpongeRob's house. They Both collapse onto the couch, exhausted.)

SPONGEROB: (panting) Dat kid be insane...

BRASHNIK: (laughs) Yeah Bro, but at ' got exercise.

(Just then, the woman returns to pick up her son.)

WOMAN: Thank you so much for watching him! Did he behave himself?

(SPONGEROB and BRASHNIK exchange another look, then smile.)

SPONGEROB: O' course! dude was a lil' wild, but we had a great time.

BRASHNIK: Yeah'm, dudez a funky-\*NOPE\* kid.

WOMAN: (smiling) That's great to hear. Here's your payment, as promised.

(She hands them each a wad of cash, then leaves. SPONGEROB and BRASHNIK are standing in front of the movie theater again, looking at each other.)

SPONGEROB: (smiling) Yo' know What? i think i'm ready fo' anythin' afta babysittin' dat kid.(laughs)

BRASHNIK: (laughs) Yeah dude, letz go watch some!

(They Laugh as everyone else in the theater shush at them as the episode ends.)