Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure

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*"Suction Cup Man, I find you guilty of all charges! You are hereby BANNED from owning any climbing-grade suction cups. Your suction cups will be SEIZED! And auctioned off! Court, is, ADJOURNED!"
"WHAT!?, fuck you!"
"No, fuck you!"*
―Judge Carter and Suction Cup Man**[src]**
***Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure*** is the fourth installment of the *Suction Cup Man* series.

## Description

Suction Cup Man is sued and taken to court for his sucky crimes. Hopefully he will be calm and well-spoken. haha.

## Plot

At the City of Vertiburg Court, a case revolving around Suction Cup Man and Guy Business is in session. Guy Business' counselor begins his opening statement, telling Judge Carter that Suction Cup Man has been trespassing and damaging Guy Business' property. Carter then asks for the defense's opening statement, but said defense is dangling on the ceiling with his suction cups and refuses to return from it. Carter then assures him that he can hold him in contempt of court, so Suction Cup Man makes a "deez nuts" joke out of it. Asking if he even has an opening statement, Carter receives another "deez nuts" pun. He nonetheless admits he does have a statement and flops on the floor to poorly prove his point of not damaging Guy's tower and finds Guy guilty for "being a bitch". As soon as the judge orders him to stop being irritating, Suction Cup Man objectifies, stating that no one can tell him what to do, he says as he clings back onto his suction cups. Guy shouts that Suction Cup Man shouldn't deny that he climbs the tower almost daily, and Suction Cup Man makes another pun, leading to Guy yelling that he hates him, which his lawyer advises him to not say that. Carter demands order in the court, and Suction Cup Man asks what they're ordering. Unfortunately for Suction Cup Man, his latest annoyance results into a seizing of his suction cups and a banning on all climbing-grade ones. Despite this, Suction Cup Man angrily tells the officers that there are more inside his home, so they check.

Later, Oops We Took Your Shit arrives to take the suction cups away. Trying to convince them to give them back, Suction Cup Man shows a worker that he was Climb Magazine's climber of the year and shows said magazine. When opened, it shows pictures of middle fingers being pointed at the reader, which leaves the worker angry. He and the others drive away as Suction Cup Man swears that he will not be put down and silenced.

On Booble, Suction Cup Man finds ways on how to climb structures without the use of suction cups. He first tries a grappling hook, which he hurts himself with in the back of the head, and which doesn't hold onto anything. He then tries a ladder, which doesn't bring him anywhere further than the maximum limit the ladder can reach. He then tries a plugged-in vacuum, which works for a short while before it unplugs, resulting in Suction Cup Man falling against the pavement. With hands covered in duct tape, Suction Cup Man does nothing more than scratching the windows. He tries glue, which goes horribly wrong, removing skin from his hands when he released himself from the building. Luckily, Suction Cup Man brought bandages. At last, he tries two ice axes, which shocks him as a loud shattering emerges from the now broken window.

As the sun sets, Suction Cup Man sits at the park as he slowly descends into a depressed state. A man sits next to him, performing an inspirational quote about people finding their purpose in life, and telling him that Suction Cup Man has found it, which cheers him up. But no sooner, the man says that Suction Cup Man lost it afterwards anyways and that there is no other chance, and then he leaves, leaving Suction Cup Man in a deeper sense of sadness and misery.

Later, Suction Cup Man seeks a rope in a sex store. He picks one and walks over to the clerk named Gina to buy it. Asked if there any questions about the Rock Bottom Bondage Set™, Suction Cup Man asks if it functions as a rope should. Gina clarifies that it is a rope and thus functions as one, and asks the meaning of coming to this particular store to buy a rope. Suction Cup Man responds that the hardware store is closed, and that he is trying to find new hobbies, such as knot tying, which he presents. After a silent moment, Gina asks if he's okay, and thus, Suction Cup Man bursts in despair, yelling that they took everything from him and that he used to be Suction Cup Man, and asks if she ever heard of him. Gina replies "no.", nonetheless, Suction Cup Man further complains about the loss of his suction cups. Gina asks why he cannot get anymore suction cups, and Suction Cup Man explains that he is sued and is banned from getting any climbing grade ones. After a pat on Suction Cup Man's head, Gina takes note that, by the explanation of Suction Cup Man, the judge only said climbing grade suction cups are disallowed, so she advices to use a replacement listed in a catalog.

Guy Business is now doing his intended work calmly in his office, without any distractions. That is until he hears the sound of something rising outside. Tension builds as he hears the slight sounds of sucking whilst searching for it's source outside the windows. He then sees the man who is responsible for these sounds, and that is Suction Cup Man, who has now rebranded himself as Penis Man considering his dildo replacement, which he exclaims. Guy Business calls the cops, as Penis Man legally can't have these. But Penis Man can, as he elaborates that judge Carter said that climbing-grade suction cups were illegal, dildos aren't climbing grade, and he further clarifies that he is indeed following the rules of Guy Business. He then wiggles the dildos, enjoying the similar sound of macaroni and cheese. Guy assures Penis Man he cannot put cocks on his window, but Penis Man ignores him and tells him he wrote a song, much to Guy's dismay. Singing "penis" over and over again to the tone of the Suction Cup Man Theme Song, Guy tells him he should stop saying "penis". Penny comes in, worried about the amount of screaming in the office. Guy tells her it's nothing, accidentally naming her penis as well. Once again, Penis Man yells that he is Penis Man, which confuses Penny. Paul Ease and his companion enter the office, relieving Guy Business, and he tells them that 'Penis Man' cannot do what he is currently doing. Paul sees the paper, which states that the judge said "climbing grade" suction cups, and thus questions if these are. Penis Man wiggles the dildos again, which leaves Paul thinking that they are not, resulting in him joyfully finding it a wacky situation. Anyways, Guy assures Penis Man that he will bring him back to court and disable him from climbing (with anything) ever again, which Penis Man finds foolish. Penis Man explains that he will keep climbing everything, anywhere as long as he will endure and if he must do so. Guy, after Penis Man's dialogue, states that he wants him off his tower, which Suction Cup Man knows that that is never going to happen, so he asks him if he wants him to climb with cups or cocks. Guy Business gives up and drops the case, only allowing Suction Cup Man to climb the tower on weekends. Penis Man celebrates and reforms into Suction Cup Man, yelling out "Look at me go!" in pride as he floats away with his parachute. After all of this, Penny still questions the happening.
Suction Cup Man opens the door for Oops We Took Your Shit with glee, but they all stare at the cock-filled house. He tells them to leave the suction cups outside, planning to get rid of the dildos. This results into the thousands of cocks being planted in Guy Business' office, which Guy himself sees, closing the door as he resents to enter.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Silas McDonnell as Suction Cup Man
* Zach Fuller as Guy Business
* CrunchyCrowe as Gina
* Ty Harper as Judge Carter

### Supporting Cast

* Robin Nelson as Paul Ease
* Zach Fuller as Lawyer/Repo Guy
* Ty Harper as Park Advice Man

## Appearances

### Locations

* United States of America
	+ Vertiburg
		- Vertiburg Court
		- Guy Business' Tower
		- Gina's Sex Store
		- Vertiburg Park
		- Suction Cup Man's House

### Events

* Suing of Suction Cup Man
* Rise of Penis Man

### Organizations

* Vertiburg Police Department
* Oops We Took Your Shit

## Trivia

* This is currently the longest installment in the entire *Suction Cup Man* series.
* This installment seems to focus more on world building.
	+ Like the city's name to be revealed as Vertiburg via it's court.
	+ And more locations to be experienced, such as the Vertiburg Park and Suction Cup Man's House. etc.
* This is the latest installment.
* Due to the use of dildos and other sexual items, these details have been pixelated. An uncensored version is available on Newgrounds.
* During the demonstration of the dildos' sound effects, glass shattered and injured Michael Pitts hand. He has later confirmed that his hand is healing quite better.
* Mike stated that this was his favorite video in a livestream.

## External links

* *Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure* on YouTube
* Uncensored version on Newgrounds