FNPism

An FNPism is a word or phrase that FNP members repeat for fun. (we're not autistic) Examples include yeet, romper, and A level maths.

## List of FNPisms

This is a list of known FNPisms, roughly in chronological order:

* Yeet
* Wagwan
* Romper
* Vent
* Wat
* Moo
* A level maths
* Man United
* Eli
* Lie lil rat
* Youf clube
* We're thou
* Steal
* Yof worker
* Tits wow
* Who's kide
* Fuck kide
* Who's alive
* Wet dons
* Gyla
* Oil
* Jew
* Gut
* Sorry Terry
* Ok
* Hi Dru
* Sorry Turg
* Alright I thought we’re about you clubs no more
* FNPism
* Wen tho man kinda got planes this year wid my ting
* Wid my ting
* Man's got planes
* Got planes
* Sound of the summer
* Sorry I ended up being busy
* No, the pub closed.
* 33
* Watching Tipping Point
* Sek
* Curry
* Renault do
* 21
* Vet
* Server autism
* Milk
* Tunica
* King
* Long
* You are a liarrr, actaressss
* Woah
* Lonely interest man
* The next pill
* Islam
* The legendarily epic one inch above average movie goat god
* Who is Eminem
* Eminem
* Sky news
* 10 years time
* Mom's spaghetti
* Eminem is among the best-selling music artists of all time, with estimated worldwide sales of over 220 million records. He was the best-selling music artist in the United States of the 2000s and the best-selling male music artist in the United States of the 2010s, third overall. Billboard named him the "Artist of the Decade (2000–2009)". He has had ten number-one albums on the Billboard 200—which all consecutively debuted at number one on the chart, making him the first artist to achieve this[5]—and five number-one singles on the Billboard Hot 100.[6] The Marshall Mathers LP, The Eminem Show, Curtain Call: The Hits (2005), "Lose Yourself", "Love the Way You Lie" and "Not Afraid" have all been certified Diamond or higher by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).[7] Rolling Stone has included him in its lists of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time and the 100 Greatest Songwriters of All Time. He has won numerous awards, including 15 Grammy Awards, eight American Music Awards, 17 Billboard Music Awards, an Academy Award and an MTV Europe Music Global Icon Award. In 2022, Eminem was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.[8]
* Only a very small number of people suffer from a very rare genetic condition called Prader Willi Syndrome where someone is constantly hungry all the time, for the rest of the obese population just stuffs too much in their gob and are coach potatoes.
* Proof
* He's just not though
* He’s just not though, you don’t see him on the news all the time, and there’s many more musicians that are much more famous. As in 10/20 years time, most people will have probably forgotten about him, whilst other musicians will be remembered for decades/centuries to go
* Ok, but all I’ve done is explained why I’ve never heard of him, and said that I think he’ll have lost his fame after a decade or so
* Xavi, maybe, but Zidan NO CHANCE! I mean everyone knows him just down to headbutt alone, and that’s leaving out all the champions leagues he won both managing and playing for Real as well as winning the World Cup twice as France captain
* I still remember when wapingandnumstyle was like the biggest song out there, that one direction was all that any girl loved and Justin bieber was winning all the awards… sounds pretty major to me… And as time goes on, more major things will overtake him and he’ll fall down the pecking order until most people forget him
* Ok so if he’s not on the news, my mates/family aren’t into all that rapping shit, how would I have heard him/be able to recognise his music? And what movies is his music in then? As maybe I’ve heard it before, but it’s not been that interesting to me or I’d of looked into that song and seen him
* /
* Is there anything that I say which doesn’t turn into some FNP’ism? As I never thought I’d say this, but I actually miss romper
* Go smack me
* There’s one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure & the unknown that follows
* one tonones
* lol
* pecking order
* By your logic
* Just a bit
* Oink
* Drunk depressed bitches
* He's good at repeating things
* Gays of Disneyland Paris
* As he’s got other ones as well. As like if your with your kids or something then fair enough, or even if you’ve got that face of “why the F am I here” then ok, but ain’t he a bit old for all the picks he’s recently used?
* I didn't mean to copy your name.
* Soo much for no spam/copying what I’ve said then
* Zoe
* Also, is small Chloe ever gonna grow up, get a job, have a boyfriend, kids or just life in general away from her mum/childhood!? 😂😂😂
* I tried, but unfortunately I couldn’t get through all this shit without you…
* Never the main thing
* More than Queen
* Fucked up autism
* Yeah because what you classify as “fun” is just spamming the same shit everywhere, or at FNP, spending a majority of the session sitting in a chair listening to peoples weeks, even though 99% of it just listening to Luke and Alice!
* When I’ve shown my mates this before, even their like WTF are they doing… As I there’s a reason why people hate spammers in comments sections to videos and such
* Meet the mates
* Looks like WW3 is happening then
* I didn’t know you were a traffic warden
* Traffic warden
* Don’t try and argue with me about climate change
* Climate change
* By the big
* nerf ward
* All the triggers are just the text anywhere in a message, and it's case insensitive.
* Milf
* I come on body
* Killed in cans
* V lad xxxxx
* I was at fams
* Cod 4 haddock
* Smoke weed every day
* Annoy a certain someone every day
* Ok I didn’t mean the kisses I’m not a predictor
* Dear lord , what a sad little life Jayne
* Good question
* So
* What do you think about bringing back the cane?
* Wah wah wee wow
* Terryism
* terryrompersonism
* Sorry, but I have to repeat it.
* Aid cunt
* Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the II has now died.
* I believe you should be sad, she was our monarch who has served for over 70 years.
* Had the pleasure of meeting the Queen at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
* Hale
* These aren’t my words Taylor get with the program
* It's going too far now.
* ENGLISH office
* And a bloody good rep
* Well no, as actually longer text is better for conveying/signalling meaning. As I learned in my A level maths lessons, it's the divergent cumsock sequence that makes something greater/more so, which means you have to have as much text as possible to make something legendarily great, like the epic Queen, not the irrelevant M&N. So I'm typing this long/big paragraph to show how great my point is. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Laoreet suspendisse interdum consectetur libero. Venenatis a condimentum vitae sapien pellentesque habitant morbi tristique. Amet risus nullam eget felis. Libero justo laoreet sit amet cursus sit. Ac tortor vitae purus faucibus ornare suspendisse sed nisi. Odio eu feugiat pretium nibh ipsum consequat nisl. Lobortis elementum nibh tellus molestie nunc non. Eu tincidunt tortor aliquam nulla facilisi cras fermentum odio. Tellus at urna condimentum mattis. Posuere sollicitudin aliquam ultrices sagittis orci a scelerisque purus. Semper auctor neque vitae tempus quam pellentesque. Accumsan in nisl nisi scelerisque eu ultrices. Lobortis feugiat vivamus at augue eget arcu. Eu sem integer vitae justo. Interdum posuere lorem ipsum dolor sit. At lectus urna duis convallis convallis. Facilisi morbi tempus iaculis urna id volutpat lacus. Tellus elementum sagittis vitae et leo duis. Quis commodo odio aenean sed adipiscing diam donec adipiscing. Massa massa ultricies mi quis hendrerit dolor magna eget. Donec ac odio tempor orci dapibus ultrices in. Ultricies tristique nulla aliquet enim. Sit amet commodo nulla facilisi. Lobortis elementum nibh tellus molestie nunc non blandit. Aliquet bibendum enim facilisis gravida neque convallis a cras semper. Egestas quis ipsum suspendisse ultrices. Magna sit amet purus gravida quis blandit turpis. Pellentesque nec nam aliquam sem. Ac turpis egestas maecenas pharetra convallis posuere morbi leo urna. Vulputate eu scelerisque felis imperdiet proin fermentum leo vel orci. Amet luctus venenatis lectus magna fringilla. Volutpat ac tincidunt vitae semper quis lectus. Sed nisi lacus sed viverra tellus. Cursus mattis molestie a iaculis at erat pellentesque adipiscing commodo. Elit pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et. Pretium lectus quam id leo in vitae turpis massa sed. Neque laoreet suspendisse interdum consectetur. Quis eleifend quam adipiscing vitae. Ut aliquam purus sit amet luctus venenatis lectus magna fringilla. Et magnis dis parturient montes nascetur ridiculus mus. Porttitor rhoncus dolor purus non enim praesent elementum. Pretium quam vulputate dignissim suspendisse in est ante in. Purus semper eget duis at. Nullam eget felis eget nunc lobortis mattis aliquam. Viverra maecenas accumsan lacus vel facilisis. Mattis molestie a iaculis at erat. Odio pellentesque diam volutpat commodo sed egestas egestas. Bibendum arcu vitae elementum curabitur vitae nunc sed velit dignissim. Elementum facilisis leo vel fringilla est ullamcorper eget nulla. Egestas erat imperdiet sed euismod nisi porta lorem mollis. Orci porta non pulvinar neque laoreet. Aliquam vestibulum morbi blandit cursus risus at. Id consectetur purus ut faucibus pulvinar. Vitae congue eu consequat ac. Velit sed ullamcorper morbi tincidunt ornare massa eget egestas. Mattis molestie a iaculis at erat. Turpis tincidunt id aliquet risus feugiat in ante metus. Quam pellentesque nec nam aliquam sem et. Urna nec tincidunt praesent semper. Donec adipiscing tristique risus nec feugiat in fermentum. Tempus imperdiet nulla malesuada pellentesque elit. Diam vel quam elementum pulvinar etiam non. Lorem donec massa sapien faucibus et molestie ac feugiat sed. Ullamcorper velit sed ullamcorper morbi tincidunt ornare massa eget egestas. Enim facilisis gravida neque convallis. Vitae proin sagittis nisl rhoncus mattis rhoncus urna. Sed risus ultricies tristique nulla aliquet enim. Sed faucibus turpis in eu mi. Mattis ullamcorper velit sed ullamcorper morbi tincidunt ornare massa. Rhoncus aenean vel elit scelerisque mauris pellentesque pulvinar. Mollis aliquam ut porttitor leo a diam.
* Down purposely
* 2083
* Ringo 3rd
* Although there may be a major terrorist attack and you may see the coffin blow up so may see (and even maybe take home with you) some of her remains and see the disciples of Bin Laden do all this and on capturing say that he’s not dead and that their god brought him back to life and that he is still alive and will do more terrorist attacks than ever before!
* Remover
* Waffle
* Why do people not understand our need to repeat things?
* I know why. I put capital letters in the strings, and he converts all the messages to lowercase before comparing them to be case insensitive.
* Hole lives
* Fills in the holes
* Language please. One minute silence for Her Majesty The Queen.
* Anyway, before I go of to sleep, just a reminder that The State Funeral of Queen Elizabeth II will take place at Westminster Abbey on Monday 19th September at 11am.
* A bit disgusting talk, I’m not putting up with verbal diarrhoea coming out your mouth.
* I vent stop laughing
* Giant swig
* Come to come
* THE NAME BLUE
* Rough shrex
* Bidy
* Rape quit
* BTGG4L
* Bog tiddy
* Enward
* Blue legs
* Justice for yellow yellow
* Hoyt Yeetman
* Turncoat
* OMG STOP COPYING
* gh
* Eminem's disabled cousin M&N
* We’re actually studying essays at uni currently
* Burning ham is a dump
* It’s true, too many foreigners.
* Cut it off
* Had ball
* Law 1 - The field of play The field of play must be a wholly natural or, if competition rules... Find out more Read more on Law 1 - The field of play The FA Law 2 - The ball Qualities and Measurements - All balls must be: spherical made of... Find out more Read more on Law 2 - The ball The FA Law 3 - The Players Number of Players - A match is played by two teams, each... Find out more Read more on Law 3 - The Players The FA Law 4 - The players' equipment Safety - A player must not use equipment or wear anything that... Find out more Read more on Law 4 - The players' equipment The FA Law 5 - The referee The authority of the referee - each match is controlled by a ... Find out more Read more on Law 5 - The referee The FA Law 6 - The other match officials Introduction - Other match officials (two assistant referees,... Find out more Read more on Law 6 - The other match officials The FA Law 7 - The duration of the match Periods of play - A match lasts for two equal halves of 45... Find out more Read more on Law 7 - The duration of the match The FA Law 8 - The start and restart of play Introduction - A kick-off starts both halves of a match... Find out more Read more on Law 8 - The start and restart of play The FA Law 9 - The ball in and out of play Ball out of play - The ball is out of play when it has... Find out more Read more on Law 9 - The ball in and out of play The FA Law 10 - Determining the match Goal Scored - A goal is scored when the whole of the ball... Find out more Read more on Law 10 - Determining the match The FA Law 11 - Offside Offside position - It is not an offence to be in an offside... Find out more Read more on Law 11 - Offside The FA Law 12 - Fouls and misconduct Introduction - Direct and indirect free-kicks and penalty kicks can... Find out more Read more on Law 12 - Fouls and misconduct The FA Law 13 - Free-kicks Types of free-kick - Direct and indirect free-kicks are awarded... Find out more Read more on Law 13 - Free-kicks The FA Law 14 - The penalty kick Introduction - A penalty kick is awarded if a player commits a... Find out more Read more on Law 14 - The penalty kick The FA Law 15 - The throw-in Introduction - A throw-in is awarded to the opponents of the... Find out more Read more on Law 15 - The throw-in The FA Law 16 - The goal kick Introduction - A goal kick is awarded when the whole of the... Find out more Read more on Law 16 - The goal kick The FA Law 17 - The corner kick Introduction - A corner kick is awarded when the whole of the... Find out more Read more on Law 17 - The corner kick
* My E
* Jorge mate why do you keep adding me to groups
* short
* gnocchi
* cabbage
* More obvious ham
* Enoch Powell was right, black man has got a whip hand over the white man
* Why are there so many chats?
* Will you stop spamming the chat FOR FIVE MINUTES
* So then why combine them?
* Neely
* Daily life
* Uni
* Suck on a fag
* Uni friends
* Special interests
* Our E
* Hair
* Swab centre
* Eat heroin
* Just take the L Zoe
* Netmeg
* DCBC
* Gond
* Cocks went black
* Kanye
* #bbcfootball I'm just fed up of VAR! I mean this sport is becoming a non contact sport where you have to exaggerate a foul to get it anyway! Football seems to get worse and worse as it's always the same teams winning and now this. Fans need to do something before it's too late!
* #bbcfootball Sorry but VAR HAS TO GO! I mean other than offsides the only way it’s helped the game is giving more things for the pundits to discuss after the game! I mean its almost like a lotto for whether it goes for or against you even when it’s a clear daylight one like that!
* #bbcfootball can VAR just GO ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! I mean first a clear penalty then a clear level with the defends (so is onside!) and both after being looked at multiple times are the wrong decision! VAR needs to go!
* Yeah which is the exact same as us! So actually I’d do a bit of thinking before you reply!
* hence
* as such
* Queen dead
* Eli's quizzes
* That’s life for ya love!
* Sheesh
* me, my sister, mates etc
* logic
* the news is fully true
* Like at all the migrants coming in on boats, he might be right after all.
* Greg
* Please don't call me that please.
* Rank
* Ranking
* Emily
* Otter
* Wait what
* Room list
* Human refs
* Last years card
* Lady die
* Sir name
* Namr
* TOW
* Fucking sweating fuck
* I just wonder why a podium costs so much
* A Jenga-style podium used by Liz Truss in her short-lived stint as prime minister cost taxpayers £4,175, it has emerged. The lectern was compared to a Jenga tower, from the board game that results in total collapse, as it featured pieces of wood that resembled Jenga blocks ready to topple. It was specially made for the former prime minister who lasted 45 days in No 10. Truss had two podiums made for her, one was paid for by the Conservative party and the other paid for by the government, the Mirror has reported. Responding to a freedom of information request, Downing Street noted it had spent £4,175 on the latter. Labour’s deputy leader, Angela Rayner, said: “Not only did Liz Truss and the Conservatives topple the British economy and spike mortgage repayments, they have left taxpayers picking up the tab for this personalised lectern. “Her choice of a Jenga design should have been a warning sign of the chaos she was about to unleash. This grotesque monument to failure should serve as a reminder that the Tories should never again be trusted with the nation’s finances.” Her successor Rishi Sunak, desperate to dissociate his government from Truss’s leadership, ditched the podium. No 10 said he is using a lectern that was “purchased under a previous administration”, which had cost £3,050. Truss endured a tumultuous premiership in which her mini-budget crashed the markets, she lost key ministers and the confidence of the Conservative party. Her former chief speech writer, Asa Bennett, said she took a “Spinal Tap approach” to government, demanding the volume was “turned up to 11”, before admitting it was a matter of “bitter regret” that her efforts had failed. Since returning to the backbenches, Truss has been seen around parliament in high spirits, with members of her cabinet forming the Conservative’s latest caucus, the Conservative Growth Group, which aims to ensure Sunak does not drop Truss’s low-tax agenda. Members of the 40-strong group are understood to include the former levelling up secretary Simon Clarke and the former environment secretary Ranil Jayawardena.
* Sheesh it sure I cold today!
* Royal South Hants Hospital
* The bud is I front of the bench
* List
* Consertatives
* TIME TO BEAT UP ITALY AND ALL THEIR PIZZAS
* Goo morning
* My willy don't always work
* Idu6