Idiot Squadron: Dumbranger (Transcript)

This is the 26th episode of Traffic Squadron: Roadranger.

Up in the Velocity Star Ship, the villains were going through why they were not doing so well against the Roadrangers.

Brakenstein: I think I know how we're getting defeated so easily.

Eaglette: What would that be, Brakenstein?

Brakenstein: Intelligence. That's what.

Graphite: Intelligence, eh? So what do you suppose we do, Brakenstein?

Warhog: I think we may need some intelligence as well.

Brakenstein: Well, lucky for you, I have just the monster to do that?

Then, a mosquito-like monster came in.

Scourquito: Scourquito!

Tige: A mosquito? They suck blood out of people.

Brakenstein: Normal ones do, but Sourquito is able to suck something else out of anyone his needle nose goes into. Their intelligence.

Scourquito: I am able to transfer the intelligence of one person and transfer it to someone else.

Brakenstein: Can you show us?

Scourquito: Sure thing.

He then flies over to a motorjack and puts his nose into his head.

Motorjack: AAAAH!

Scourquito then began drinking a purple liquid from the motorjack's head.

Warhog: Huh, I didn't know motorjacks had purple blood.

Scourquito: (Finishes) This isn't blood, it's intelligence. Now...(Sticks his nose into Tige)

Tige: Ah!

Scourquito: (Squirts the purple liquid into Tige's head)

Tige: Hey, I'm feeling a bit smarter. I can think like a motorjack now.

Motorjack: Duh....(Makes derpy eyes)

Graphite: And now that motorjack is walking around like a dummy.

Warhog: Sweet.

Brakenstein: Scourquito can use his needle nose to suck up the intelligence of the Roadrangers, and transfer it to you, boss.

Warhog: You mean, he can get me the intelligence of all six Roadrangers? Sweet. Go down and bring me that intelligence!

Scourquito: Yes, sir.

And Scourquito had left. In the Roadranger's base, the Roadrangers were playing darts.

Kristy: (Throws a stick at the board, and gets a 25) 25. Not a bullseye, but not bad.

Jack: Good work, Kristy. Now it's my turn. (Throws a stick and gets a 50) I got a 50.

Kristy: That's much better than what I got. Now let's see how well Benji does.

Benji: Right. (Benji took great aim and managed to get a bullseye) Oww!

Dale: Why did you say oww? You got a bullseye.

Benji: I know, and I'm a bull. I feel sorry for the bull who's eye that is.

Vicky: Benji, it's not a real bull.

Dale: Now it's my turn. Let's so how well I do. (Throws a stick and it just bounces off the board) Aww. I'm not good at this game.

Vicky: You aren't?

Ace: Why didn't you say anything, Dale?

Dale: I wanted to try my luck.

As they played through the game, the Roadrangers managed to get quite a lot of scores. (A montage shows Kristy getting a 75, Vicky getting a 50, Benji getting a 25, Dale throwing a stick only for it to fall down to the floor with him looking sad, Jack getting a bullseye...)

Benji: Oww.

Jack: -\_-

(Dale missing again, then Ace getting a bullseye...)

Benji: Ah-

Ace: Don't...

Benji: Choo.

Ace: Oh. I thought you were going to say oww again.

Benji: Hey, I've learned it's not a real bull's eye.

(Dale missing again, and again, and again, and again.)

Dale: Missed again. Aww.

Kristy: Don't feel bad about it, Dale.

Jack: It's not the end of the world if you can't get a single stick to stick to the board.

Dale: I've been trying to do this my whole life, but I've never be able to get even a 10.

Ace: Not even a 10? That's got to be the easiest score to get.

Dale: Yeah? Well, I can't even get that.

Benji: Dale, I'm sure that if you practice and practice, you're sure to get it.

Dale: Practice? I've tried that, but one time, I spend two hours of trying this non-stop and it got me nowhere. I would have done it for longer, but I needed to get to a soccer game.

Vicky: But at least you're good at soccer.

Dale: Actually, I was just watching. My sister was playing, not me.

Then, Speedstar came in.

Speedstar: You know, Dale, I could maybe teach you how to play the game.

Dale: You can?

Kristy: We all can.

Jack: We can tell you all the secrets of how well we do.

Dale: Would you? That would be great.

But then, the Roadranger alarm went off.

Speedstar: Uh oh. Sounds like trouble. It looks like dart teaching will have to wait.

They hurried to the screen to see Scourquito, who was sticking his needle into the heads of citizens and sucking up their smarts.

Benji: Purple? I thought blood was red.

Speedstar: That's not blood he's sucking, it's smarts.

Vicky: Smarts are purple?

Speedstar: Apparently.

Dale: So, what is he doing?

Speedstar: He is able to suck smarts out of people and transfer it to someone else.

Kristy: He must be using it to help make the Velocity Star Gang smarter.

Jack: Yeah. I bet that's what he's doing.

Dale: As eager as I am to learn how to be a dart master, this is much more important.

Kristy: Let's go.

All: Road Changer! (They transform)

The Roadrangers hurried out and hurried into the city. All over the city, there were people walking around with dummy looking faces.

Citizens: Duh...Doweeee.

Male Kangaroo: Why is everyone acting like idiots?

Scourquito: This is why, (Grabs the kangaroo and sticks his needle in his head and sucked out his smarts)

Male Kangaroo: Duh....

Scourquito: (Squirts the liquid into a bottle) Here we go.

Then, the Roadrangers showed up.

Scourquito: Aha. Just the people I wanted to see.

Ace: Can't say we're happy to see you.

Kristy: Let's use our blasters, guys.

They got out their blasters and began blasting at Scourquito.

Scourquito: Mosquito blast! (Fires a blast at the Roadrangers)

Roadrangers: AAAAH!

Then, Scourquito managed to grab Kristy's head.

Kristy: AAAH!

Jack: Kristy!

He sucked the smarts out of Kristy, which caused her to demorph.

Kristy: Duh....

Benji: Oh no. Kristy's lost her mind. Literally.

Jack: You give Kristy her mind back!

Jack and Vicky then charged for Scourquito with their swords and charged for him.

Scourquito: (Extents his leg to make Jack and Vicky trip and fall into a pile of trash)

Jack & Vicky: Whoa!

Scourquito: (Flies over and sticks his needle nose into one head, then into the other)

Jack and Vicky then emerged, acting like dummies.

Jack: Dowee.

Vicky: Duh....

Ace: Jack, Vicky! I'll clobber you! (Charges for Scourquito)

Dale: Ace, wait!

But Ace didn't wait. He then got caught as well.

Ace: (Gets caught and had his smarts sucked out, then demorphed) Duh.....

Benji: Not Ace, too.

Dale: Benji, what'll we do? We're the only two left?

Benji: We gotta find a way to get everybody's smarts bad. Come on, grab the others and let's hurry back to the base.

Benji grabbed the Foxtrotter siblings while Dale grabbed Vicky and Jack. They hurried back to the base.

Scourquito: I'll get you, too. Just you wait.

Up in the Velocity Star Ship...

Warhog: This is fantastic. Scourquito managed to get the minds of quite a lot of citizens and even managed to get the smarts of four Roadrangers.

Graphite: Well, with just two Roadrangers, we may be able to defeat them with the smarts of the other four.

Warhog: I don't want the minds of four Roadrangers! I want all six! So tell Scourquito that he's not welcome back until he has gotten Road Yellow and Road Green's minds.

Brakenstein: Will do.

(Down on Earth)

Scourquito: (On a communicator) No worries. As soon as I find Road Yellow and Green, I'll drain their minds, too. In the meantime, I'll drain the minds of other citizens.

Brakenstein: The boss doesn't want civilian smarts, he wants Roadranger smarts.

Scourquito: Actually, I was thinking of just selling off the the citizen's smarts. (Shows two bottles of purple liquid, one that was much fuller than the other with one labeled "Sitasens midns" and the other that said "Roodrengars midns")

Over at the base, Speedstar saw that Kristy, Ace, Vicky, and Jack were acting very dumb.

Speedstar: This is crazy. They can't be Roadrangers if they're acting so dumb.

Benji: By the looks of it, we may have to call ourselves the Idiot Squadron: Dumbrangers now.

Dale: That's not funny, Benji.

Benji: Only kidding.

Dale: We gotta figure out how we can restore everyone back to normal.

Benji: But how can we do that? If we go back to that monster, he'll drain our smarts,too.

Dale: Then maybe, we should outsmart...him. You know what I mean?

Speedstar: Well, thankfully Scourquito hasn't transferred the smarts to anyone else. If you can break the jars that he's keeping all the smarts in, they'll be able to return back to their original owners.

Benji: But first, we'll need to find a way to lure Scourquito into a trap. And once we do that, we'll need to use a dart to break the jars. Thankfully, I'm one of the best dart players ever.

He gets a dart ready to aim at the target on the way. But then, he sneezed as he was throwing it and threw it into the air. The dart bounced off the wall, then the floor, then the corner, then it was heading to Dale.

Benji: Look out, Dale.

Benji got in front of Dale just as the dart came in and hit him in the right arm.

Benji: OWW!

Dale & Speedstar: Benji!

Benji was laying on the floor, moaning in pain from the dart getting into his arm.

Dale: Here. Let us help you up.

Dale and Speedstar helped Benji get up from the ground. Then Speedstar pulled the dart from Benji's hand.

Speedstar: Are you OK, Benji?

Benji: Yeah. I'm OK. That was some sneeze I had, wasn't it?

Dale: Sure was.

When Benji moved his arm, he felt some pain.

Benji: Ow!

Speedstar: What's wrong, Benji?

Benji: My arm hurts. I don't think I'll be able to throw the dart in the monster's jar.

Speedstar: Uh oh. It looks like it's up to Dale to do it.

Dale: Me? But I can't play darts.

Speedstar: Don't worry, Dale. I can teach you.

Dale: Do you think so?

Speedstar: I do.

Benji had his arm in a cast and he sat down and watched Speedstar teaching Dale how to throw a dart. It took a while, but then, after a few tries, Dale finally managed to get a 25.

Dale: Hey, I did it.

Speedstar: You may need some more practice before you get out there. In the meantime, Benji, I think you should go and get the trap for the monster set up.

Benji: Sure thing, Speedstar.

And Benji left. Dale continued to practice. He kept missing the darts, occasionally getting a couple. Then, he managed to get ten perfect bullseyes.

Dale: I did it. You've taught me well, Speedstar.

Speedstar: Now let's see if Benji has the trap ready.

Benji: Got it, Speedstar.

Dale: Then let's head back out.

Benji: Uh, I think I may need help morphing.

Speedstar: Hang on, Benji.

Speedstar got Benji's Road Key into his morpher as he and Dale morphed. After they transformed, Benji still had his cast over his ranger suit.

Benji: I sure hope I can still fight, even with this hurt arm.

Then, the two of them headed out. Out in the city, Scourquito was searching for the last two Roadrangers.

Scourquito: They must be here somewhere. Roadrangers, come out come out where you are.

Then, he saw a silllouette of two Roadrangers in the alley.

Scourquito: Aha, there you are. You're mine.

Scourquito then ran into the alley and proceeded to getting his needle nose into one of the heads. But when he tried sucking up their smarts, he couldn't.

Scourquito: (In thoughts) Hey, why can't I suck this one's smarts?

Then, he realized that his nose was stuck in the head of a cement dummy.

Scourquito: Uh oh.

He tried to pull his noise out, but he couldnt. Then he saw Benji and Dale.

Benji: Haha. Fooled you.

Dale: Now to take back our friends smarts. (Throws his two darts at the jars hanging from Scourquito's belt, breaking them)

Upon the breaking of the jars, the purple liquid then floating into the sky like fog and then split into multiple bits and returning to their rightful owners. The citizens regained their smarts. Then the other Roadrangers got their smarts back, too.

Kristy: What happened?

Jack: I don't know. One moment, I felt empty headed, the next, I can think again.

Vicky: Did our minds get drained?

Ace: They must have? But we are Dale and Benji?

Speedstar: They went to stop the monster. Benji hurt his arm, so you may need to help him and Dale.

Kristy: Will do, Speedstar. Let's go.

All: Road Changer! (Transformed)

And the Roadrangers hurried out of the base. They soon arrived at where Dale and Benji were.

Dale: Guys, thank goodness you're alright.

Ace: Yeah. We managed to get our minds back.

Vicky: Are you alright, Benji?

Benji: Yeah. I'm alright.

Kristy: Do you think you'll be able to use your blaster?

Benji: I think so with one arm.

Kristy: I think the best thing to do is combine into the mega blaster.

They put their blasters together to create the mega blaster. They then aimed at Scourquito.

Kristy: Ready, aim, fire!

They blasted at Scourquito.

Scourquito: (Gets hit by the blast, and his needle nose comes off from the explosion) AAAH!

Dale: That'll teach you to mess with my friends' minds.

Scourquito: I'll show you, Roadrangers! (Gets a Velocity Bar and eats it, becoming giant)

Dale: Oh dear. We better call for the Road Vehicles.

The Road Vehicles were then summoned as was the Road Copter. Then Roadranger Robo and Copter Robo were formed. In Roadranger Robo's cockpit, Dale looked at Benji's casted arm.

Dale: Do not worry, Benji. We'll be able to stop this monster.

Benji: Thanks, Dale.

Kristy: Let's go.

Then Scourquito fired a gas out at Roadranger Robo and Copter Robo.

Kristy: (Coughs) What is this?

Jack: Uh, I don't know about you, but I'm beginning to...feel....dumb again....

Ace: Oh dear. I better hurry and blow this gas away.

Copter Robo then used it's rotors to blow away the gas back at Scourquito.

Scourquito: Oh no, not back at me!

Vicky: Great going, Ace.

Dale: Our minds are safe.

Ace: Thank you very much.

Dale: I think that we should use Ace's rotor blades to finish Scourquito.

Kristy: Good thinking, Dale.

Copter Robo then handed Roadranger Robo it's rotor blades.

Dale: Alright, Scourquito. Your mind draining days are over.

Then, Roadranger Robo spun the rotor blades and sped towards Scourquito. Then struck at him.

Scourquito: And I was thinking of getting the smart monster award with those stolen minds....(Falls and explodes)

Dale: We did it. Monster's been destroyed.

Benji: Good work, guys.

Up in the Velocity Star Ship, Warhog had heard what happened to Scourquito.

Warhog: I cannot believe that Scourquito let himself get destroyed by the Roadrangers.

Brakenstein: Well, you did say if he couldn't get the minds of all the Roadrangers to never come back.

Graphite: You probably could have settled with just the four Roadranger's smarts and easily defeated the last to easily.

Tige: Makes me wonder why he's incharge around here/

Warhog: I heard that! >8(

Down in the Roadranger's base, all the Roadrangers were playing darts again. All except Benji, as his arm was still hurting. Dale was able to get a lot of bullseyes during the game.

Ace: Dale started out not be able to get a single score before.

Vicky: But now he's able to get bullseyes multiple times in a row.

Kristy: How were you able to do that, Dale?

Dale: I guess Speedstar was a pretty good teacher.

Speedstar: Why thank you, Dale.

Jack: So how long do you think you'll have that cast around your arm, Benji?

Benji: Speedstar says that the pain will only last until tomorrow. So by then my arm should be alright.

Ace: And when it is, you can play this game with us again.

Benji: I think I'll lay off playing darts for a while. That's what caused my arm to hurt itself in the first place.

Dale: Benji was practicing for throwing a dart at the monster's bottles containing everyone's smarts, but he sneezed and lost aim. The dart would have hit me if he didn't get in front of me in time.

Benji: Then the dart hit me in the arm.

Others: Ouch!

Dale: Since he couldn't throw the dart with his hurt arm, Speedstar taught me how to be a good dart master so I could do it instead. And now I'm much better at darts than before.

Benji: You know, now that I think about it, if I hadn't hurt my arm, Dale never would have to have learned how to throw darts as great now. So, I guess my hurt arm is a hero.

Dale: Yeah.

Dale has gotten to become a much better dart thrower. And it helped to saved. And don't worry about Benji. As he said, his arm will be better by the next day.

To be continued....