The Winner Takes It All

***The Winner Takes It All*** is the tenth and final chapter of Belinda Blinked 6, and is the chapter covered in the tenth and final episode of season six of *My Dad Wrote a Porno*, released on 2 August 2021 - delayed by a week due to Jamie potentially contracting COVID-19.

## Synopsis

*Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever...*

## Featured Characters

*In order of appearance:*

* Belinda Blumenthal
* Tony Sylvester
* Ethel
* Herr Wolfgang Bisch (mentioned only)
* Bella Ridley
* Giselle Sylvester
* Iain Snail (first appearance)
* Patrick O'Hamlyn
* Dave Wilcox
* Ken Dewsbury
* Des Martin
* Sir James Godwin
* The Duchess
* Helga Jonker
* Petra

## Featured Locations

* Steele's Pots and Pans headquarters
* Berlin, Germany
	+ Belinda's hotel room

## Introduction

*Prior to beginning the chapter, Team Porno discuss...*

* James talking about it being the final chapter and season six flying by because of it being shorter
* James wondering what the chapter will focus on as Bisch is now on the way to jail
* Alice suggesting that they crack out some champagne to celebrate
* Jamie officially declaring the season finale open with the champagne
* James mentioning that the week before he had cheddar in his sandwich instead of mozzarella
* Jamie recapping the previous chapter
* Alice predicting that it's actually James Spooner knocking on the door after being presumed dead

## Plot

Bright and early Monday morning at 11am, Belinda enters Steele's Pots and Pans a heroine. After many kisses and hugs, Tony calls a meeting in the commissary and celebrates the saviour of their business, conqeuror of their competition and lioness of cookware - Belinda Bounty Blumenthal. The cheers are defeaning; even Ethel hears them, and Belinda fake-bashfully gets up on the demonstration stage. She thanks Tony and her valued colleagues, proclaiming COCK victorious in defeating evil Bisch and saying that she couldn't have done it without their help. The assembled COCK members chant: "Bisch is gone! Steele's has won! Work is done (today)!" Let's have some fun!".

Bella and Giselle slink over to Belinda and begin undressing her items of clothing. Bella proclaims Belinda their queen B and icon, and asking "who wants her relics?". She begins tearing Belinda's blouse into little pieces and throwing them into the throng. The professionalism goes down from there as the entire company takes a sabbatical for fuckfest purposes - in other words, everyone has Latin for six (sex) and it feels like old times. Bella, International Sales Director, wastes no time in jumping onto Head of Marketing Iain Snail's lap. She knows he's a prude who looks down on everyone and would no doubt lambast her in his slot on Steele's radio broadcast the next day, but Bella lives by one and only rule - no shame, no gain. He is one of the last names on her colleague bingo card and she isn't missing her opportunity.

For Belinda, it's been a hell of a few weeks and she's ready for carnal congress with her wanting to be Speaker of the House. She giddily runs into the ring-a-ring-a-rosie of her very own RSMs: Patrick, Dave, Ken and Des, or PTKD RSM-4 as she has always called them. They're all naked and ready for action, and the mere sight of Belinda's bosoms makes Patrick's penis puff up. Belinda smiles - his cock is as inspiring as Pattie Boyd (Eric Clapton and George Harrison's ex-wife who both wrote many songs inspired by her) and she hops on board. It's true that Patrick O'Hamlyn is very spirited in the sack, injecting her with his Irish cream as he gushes up her twitchell (an alleyway). This adds fuel to her fanny and Belinda immediately knows the next one is needed, stuffing Dave Wilcox's drainpipe into her downspout and screaming "make it rain!". She gets off in 3-and-a-quarter minutes and shouts "I want a face-fuck finish!", telling Dave to avoid her hair including lashes and brows as he dumps dollops of white cum onto her face. His milkshake is thick, the texture of warm margarine with the scent of bleach. Belinda loves this facemask and as she rubs the proteins and micro-minerals into her skin, she moves onto her next comrade. Without missing a beat, she squats on Des Martin's face as he is always good for lubrication, either through tears or dribble, and through advanced athletics is able to smear Paddy's sap onto Des' damp patch to equal maximum titillation. In time she leaves one head and supplies another, taking Des' cock in her jaws and sucking. As she sucks him off, Des is in rapture and spontaneously begins to play the drums from a Phil Collins song on her asscheeks. All of a sudden, Belinda feels a vibration in her thigh region; she knows it isn't part of the song so she immediately checks her garter pager. Belinda blinks.

She tells the RSMs that Sir James Godwin has requested her presence. The sweaty voices of the RSMs respond that it's impossible and that Sir James is off on a mission to solve his missus' mishap of death. Her thigh jiggles again and she reads her paging device with 98% concentration - the other 2 are reserved for the cumming can in the breakout zone who says that he's oozing between her beautiful bits of beef, but Belinda says that she must respond to her coworker and friend.

Moments later, Belinda is sat in Sir James' office - it still has cash slips on the desk and a boar's head on the wall. He snorts and Belinda says that she thought he was off finding the slayer of her wife. He responds that he's temporarily out of spying action due to a spot of back trouble as he drools spit. Regaining composure, he almost shouts that he knows she isn't happy since Bella's promotion. Belinda says that she's as happy as Victoria and Albert but admits that her demotion was a shock. James, distracted by his desktop toastie-masker, asks why she was shocked. Belinda says that she feels it's an insult, but James cuts her off, saying that business is brutal and it's not personal and she should stop looking at her job like an extension of her lifestyle. She says that she's given everything to this company and, for the Norse gods' sake, she nearly died twice for them, but Sir James says that she missed out on valuable trading time as a result. He says that he never wants to hear her complaining again and should be glad she has a job at all in this economy - she's nothing but a worker ant and is as replaceable as a used toilet roll. Belinda is flummoxed but James says that there's no room for emotion in business.

Moments later, Belinda is in the ladies' loos - not to cry, but to pull out her personal telephone device as Sir James' words echo in her head. Ensuring her aloneness by looking around the powder room bit, she dials.

The sunbeams scatter across Belinda's Berlin hotel room. She gazes down at two of the bravest woman on sand, sea or space and reflects how lucky she is to have them in her life. An efficient rap on the door startles her - surely Bisch hadn't escaped from the jailhouse already? She tentatively crosses the room, picks up the handle and turns. She opens the door, crossing all fingers and toes for hospitality, but instead of a bellhop, there stood Petra, Herr Bisch's personal assistant. Petra says that "Smiffy" isn't so truthful after all but Belinda barks, asking what she wants, not wanting to entertain the enemy. Petra takes in Belinda's tits, tum and flaps, and whispers that it's true, looking at her beautiful B tree tattoo. She says that due to the unforseen circumstances of last night, Belinda is know Bisch's heir to inherit the company. Belinda blinks and Petra explains that Belinda is now Bisch-Herstellung's President and Chief Operating Executive Officer. Emotions chug through Belinda's body like a Thomas the Tank Engine on a coal binge, and finally manages to settle her stomach and speak. She calls Petra a shivelling excuse for a schnitzel and asks why she would ever think Belinda would take the job as she is loyal to Steele's and all her colleagues have her backside as she does them. She says that she will destroy the company on the free market of crockery and slams the door, breathing heavily.

Back in the ladies' toilet, Belinda holds her nose slightly as she finishes dialling. Nervously she holds the phone to her right ear hole and speaks to Petra again, saying that she's changed her mind and asking how soon she can start. Belinda blinks.

## Notes

* Jamie and James mention that they think Alice would give her children the weirdest names of the three, and Alice recalls "Similar Vigour Levine."
* Team Porno are particularly giggly this episode due to the champagne and break down upon the introduction of Iain Snail.
* At the start of the chapter Rocky ignores the cliffhanger from the end of the previous one, as usual, but returns to it near the end.
* Team Porno also wonder why so much new information about Steele's is being revealed in the final chapter.
* They also talk about when they worked in an office together and how it was quite promiscuous like Steele's, but nobody wanted to get with the three of them, and suggest various colloquial words for vagina, including "cheese log" in Berkshire.
* James mentions the similarities between the smell of pancake batter and the smell of semen, though he has mentioned this before he likely forgot.