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## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew discuss important information in the news and the world today.
* Drew rejected calls to reveal his last name and address, as well as the type of shoes he wears. He did reveal, however, some details about his underwear, including that he wears briefs instead of boxers, standard instead of thong-cut, clean instead of filthy, and on his body instead of around his ankles.
* Drew showed Josiah a Woodward TV conspiracy video about mass rituals.
* Josiah showed Drew an instructional video about sex.
* Josiah showed Drew a video about recreational activities at Chestermere Lake, which is near Calgary, AB.
* Josiah showed Drew a video about the delay of season 3 of *Splatoon Aftermath*.
* Drew showed Josiah a video with some general background information about computers.
* Drew showed Josiah a video with some general knowledge about the human body.
* Josiah showed Drew a video with information and support. He then got upset that the video was not in English so he cut it off immediately.
* Josiah showed Drew a video with important information. He then got upset again that this video was not in English either so he cut it off immediately as well. He assumed that he must have accidentally changed his IP address after finding two videos in a row that were not in English.
* Josiah showed Drew a video about a learning genie that grants you only one wish to learn anything better or faster.
* Josiah showed Drew a video about meeting women as an introverted guy.
* Josiah showed Drew a video depicting a slightly awkward first date between a woman and a man.
* Josiah showed Drew a video about torsion and pushing back against government oversight. The people in the video had accents, so Josiah grew irritated and stated he could not understand them. He then cut off the video.
* Josiah showed Drew a video about how COVID-19 is a scam.
* Josiah showed Drew a video about electronic components. Drew, angry, stated "this is not in English". Josiah cut off the video as a result.
* Josiah showed Drew a musical parody video about U.S. President Donald Trump and COVID-19.
* Josiah showed Drew a video about hero instinct his secret obsession: Everything You Need to Know about Obtain His Love.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "We both quit our jobs to do this full-time."
* "So we do have a lot of important information to get to today. We'd like to joke around, have some fun, but we wanna make sure that your money is well spent and that you get to the important information that you need in order to survive in hell world and in this crazy times that we're living in. COVID. Orange Trump. Sports bubbles."
* "Funkos are void and null if you put Brad and Jen back together."
* "So there's nothing burger in the news lots of nothing burgers nowadays. 'Would you like some fries with that?' That's what I say. What else happening in the news? 'Can I get a nothing burger keto-friendly no bun?'"
* "[In response to Drew saying he sleeps on a mat, which he misheard as 'Matt'] I didn't know you had a boyfriend."
* "You sleep on Matt?"
* "[In response to Drew saying 'That's a stretch' in regards to sleeping on Matt] That's what he said. To you. When you were sprawled out on the floor."
* "I put fresh cum in my hair like the movie *Something About Mary*, of course."
* "I have a little bit of Jerry Stiller's cum too."
* "That's what I call it when I use the - when I can't find my Ben and I use my Jerry, that's what I call - and that's is what Ben & Jerry's is made of. Uh the cream - ice cream. Ben & Jerry's ice cream is uh - and that is from close to here, from in Burlington, Vermont is where Ben & Jerry's ice cream was found and that is of course Ben Stiller and Jerry Stiller's frozen cum."
* "So America is part of Greece?"
* "Ancient Greece is what I call butter. Aged grease or some sort of lard is Ancient Greece. And also the movie, I think, is quite ancient at this point. Ancient *Grease*."
* "Because this is what - you thought that you were trying to find a place where you could shake spear, aka jiggle around your little peckerwood. Um and then you accidentally instead when you typed that in to the time machine went to Shakespeare William Shakespeare um and uh then you went to Greece cause you thought that Greece was the lube, I think is what what's happening. Ancient Greece because you don't wash yourself after."
* "I do think, based on what you just said, that you don't know anything about sex."
* "Your small butt is wild."
* "[Over halfway into the episode] I don't think we've given the people their money's worth yet."
* "You're 'a bit of a dickhead'? I agree."
* "[On the topic of how much urine a healthy human passes each day] To drink? For you, I would say 5-6 liters probably."
* "[Answering a question about which bone in the human body is called the 'beauty bone'] The male cock."
* "[Answering a question about what is the smallest bone in the human body] Drew penis."
* "I read every day when I have the runs."
* "Boundaries. That's the most important information of all. Loving but boundaries."
* "It can be an extremely daunting task to attempt and figure out what it's about your relationship that has made you need desperately for it to change. However, the longer you listen and the more you pay attention to what your guys say, the greater you will know where to start. Okay? Easy."
* "Women: don't whine."

### Drew

* "Podcasting is work. It's labour."
* "We are now doing Globe Hell full-time. Blink-155 will be over soon."
* "The housing bubble has collapsed. And it's exploded. Expanded."
* "Sometimes I just want the bun. If I need to carb up. I'm lifting."
* "I do have a tiny TV up in the corner of my room um but I do just sleep on a mat on the floor in a sleeping bag."
* "So is that that's what you do in the morning? You cum and then put it in your hair?"
* "[In response to Josiah saying he puts Ben Stiller's and Jerry Stiller's cum in his hair every morning] You need to work through the Jerry Stiller before you use any more of Ben's. Cause the Jerry Stiller, I mean, you might need to get rid of that already."
* "Maybe if we want to open people's minds, we should listen to some Russell Brand."
* "[In response to Josiah saying he hadn't had many happy days lately] Well that's because karma. And you treat everyone like shit. And guess what? Life starts to shit on you."
* "Really? William Shakespeare directed the first stage presentation of *Grease*?"
* "You think if I found a time machine, I'd just go back in time to jack off in a Shakespeare? And somehow I'd *Inception* the idea of *Grease* into - "
* "I would go to Socrates's day and I would invent jacking off and I'd jack off in front of Socrates and he'd write about it and I'd become famous."
* "No way. No condom."
* "That guy was cute."
* "What? What?? If you are feeling horribly, hopelessly alone, either because you are being irrational, cruel, or immature, and that nothing you are doing looks to make your man wish to modify, then you are making the exact same common mistakes many women do."
* "First of all, you ought to be happy to listen to what men must say."
* "Idiot."
* "Come on! Get back here. With a girl. With a girl."
* "You have to understand that no guy would like to maintain a relationship with a girl who's continually whining about her shortcomings or that has unrealistic expectations of the relationship."
* "One thing which lots of women forget about if they read about what men really think, is they think that the secret obsession is theirs. The truth is that guys are more worried about their lives than they are about the women they're using."