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32: April 21, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones called in a field report (most likely recorded during his drive into court) on the April 21st episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

* Is Alex Jones a Philip K Dick expert?
* Is Bill O'Reilly the victim of a Globalist Plot?
* Can Alex make Bill O'Reilly's downfall about himself?
* What does Alex's lawyer think about the InfoWars branded sleep aid?

## Tidbits

* Alex hooked up with every girl in his school at 15
338: March 27-28, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Professor Grif, Steve Pieczenik, HG Wells, Susan Collins, James Tracy, Mancow, JP Morgan

Today, Dan and Jordan continue looking into the past to follow Alex Jones' path downward after Sandy Hook. In this installment, Steve Pieczenik finally shows up on the scene to mix things up, and Alex reveals what's at "the bottom of the rabbit hole."

## Tidbits

* Guest: Professor Grif
* Guest: Steve Pieczenik
* Steve's first known appearance
* Alex is upset about news stories written by robots
* Hologram president
* Alex is upset reporters get kicked out of news briefing
* 2001: A Space Odyssey is an Illuminati treatise
* Alex talks about grey aliens
* Alex minsinterprets HG Wells
* Discussion: Explanation of New World Order quote
* Catholics want to take your guns
* Discussion: Repeal 2A op-ed in Catholic magazine America
* Chick Tracts
* Pieczenik: I told you - I didn't tell you
* Pieczenik says Sandy Hook was false flag
* Pieczenik blames Susan Collins and hunger games
* Discussion: Pieczenik's blog post about Sandy Hook
* Pieczenik's narrative sounds a lot like Alex's
* Discussion: Discovery request
* Discussion: James Tracy vs Steve Pieczenik
* Alex wants Steve back on to talk about Sandy Hook and other false flags
* Alex talks race memory
* Science has proven racial memory, but Alex just knows
* Alex fake cries, then says he's not fake crying
* Alex has transcended hate
* Caller: what's at the bottom of the rabbit hole
* Alex talks about adult diapers and used underwear vending machines with Mancow
* Eating poop is the new trend at the bottom of the rabbit hole
* Discussion: Japanese used underwear vending machines
* Alex talks about leaving Rockwall
* Alex's dad's lawyer got a call from the city that the FBI is going to kill Alex
* Caller: I feel bad for my generation
* Alex: just eat poop
* Alex cuts caller off to end show with "Awwww..."
* Discussion: JP Morgan's grave
117: January 8, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Oprah Winfrey, The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), Stephen Miller, Brian Stelter, Cenk Uygur

### OOC Drop

This video is gonna trigger libtards

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the Jan. 8, 2018 episode of The Alex Jones Show. The gents deal with some of the world's worst analysis of an Oprah speech, Alex pretending that his rant about Brian Stelter was "satire," and much more.

## Tidbits

* Introduction of technocrat role
* Oprah Winfrey is the front of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
* BMGF has deployed Oprah against us
* Alex has advice for The Rock
* The Rock at RNC 2000
* Golden Globes are bad... ad pivot
* Alex deconstructs Oprah's Golden Globe speech
* Oprah helped Harvey Weinstein assault women
* Alex can't handle Oprah's victimhood
* Oprah is at the heart of the Globalist plan
* Oprah has some humanity because she likes men
* Alex gets racist
* White people are being killed by black people all the time
* Trump has good genes
* Alex advertises racist t-shirts
	+ This is his attempt to further the Patriot Front's recent activity
		- At the end of 2017 they were handing out white pride flyers in Portland, Oregon
		- Link to Patriot Front (from the Anti-Defamation League site, not to anything from the organization)
* Caddyshack is like the UN recognizing NAMBLA
	+ Alex slips into a Mr. Mackey voice while discussing NAMBLA
* Oprah is racist... ad pivot
* Alex and Stephen Miller are kindred spirits
* Stephen Miller is like MLK Jr
* Alex's True Story: mural at a diner
* Alex's Stelter rant was just satire
* Where's Nonk?
* Stelter triggers Alex
* Alex responds to The Young Turks
* Alex tries to do a Joker smile
* America and Europe are named after the Goddess
* The Young Turks tried to take Alex's kids
* Alex rants at Cenk
* Stealth ad pivot

## Notable Bits

* Alex's True Story
* Where's Nonk?
202: September 4-6, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Marco Rubio, Jack Dorsey, Oliver Darcy, Laura Loomer, Mike Cernovich, Chuck Schumer, Robert Mueller, Brian Stelter, Roger Stone, Owen Shroyer, Bob Chapman, Colin Kaepernick, Mike Adams

### OOC Drop

I'm Superbad! Roger Stone is in the house

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the incredibly chaotic couple of days that Alex Jones has lived through. He thought he was going to DC to have some fun, he ended up getting kicked off Twitter, and Dan and Jordan end up arguing about journalism.

## Tidbits

* Alex and InfoWars kicked off Twitter
* Alex complained the media says he has no fans
* Alex misrepresents statistics about InfoWars
* Alex would never take a Pulitzer
* InfoWars is bringing in record money, but the opposition is racking up record expenses, so InfoWars needs more money
* Alex's religion is repsecting you
* Discussion: Alex accosting Rubio
* Discussion: why was Alex kicked off?
* Discussion: Kavanaugh hearing
* Alex wasn't being disruptive, he was being a journalist
* Mueller is trying to frame, arrest, and kill Alex
* Alex is Godzilla
* Alex cuts a promo about midterm elections
* Alex tries to tie Mueller into Uranium One
* Alex talks about Oliver Darcy
* Alex compares Darcy to Brian Stelter
* Darcy is effeminate evil
* Dan's helicopter dick heckler story
* Alex compliments Trump in a weird way
* Alex gets real weird
* Globalists want to build walls, but they're different than Trump's wall
* Alex is a target because Globalists want to kill most of the population
* Alex tells his kids he's likely going to be murdered
* Alex claims he was with Trump from the beginning
* Deep state wants to kill Trump with a nuke... ad pivot!
* Roger Stone talks about NYT "I'm on the inside" op-ed
* Roger speculates who wrote op-ed
* Roger claims he has an op-ed about Clinton
* Discussion: fuck the op-ed writer
* Discussion: fighting nazis
* Roger: how did Rubio not know Alex?
* Alex keeps playing Final Countdown
* Roger and Own start GoFundMe for bullhorns
* Discussion: Bob Chapman's newsletter "The International Forecaster"
* Roger congratulates Alex for yelling at Darcy
* Alex mispronounces Nike
* Alex misunderstands why NFL viewership is dropping
* Alex calls Kaepernick a little bitch
* Kaepernick was hired by Soros
* Alex talks AGAINST 1st amendment
* Discussion: everyone should unionize
* Alex teases big news
* Mini InfoWars roulette: Alex's twitter ban response
* Mike Adams runs ads on his site as well
* Alex gives response on Owen's War Room
* Owen interviews his boss
* Alex blames Rubio and Darcy, gets racist
* Dudes turn off response after about 2 minutes
204: Sweary Kerry's Larry

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Eddie Page, Zecharia Sitchin, Michael Wolfe, Tommy Coleman Jr, Bob Dean, Wendell Stevens, Ronald Reagan, George H W Bush, Leo Zagami, Jim Bakker

Today, Dan and Jordan take their Wednesday Alex Jones break to discuss an episode of Project Camelot where Kerry sits down again with the Racist Pleiadian himself, Eddie Page. This time around, the gents learn about how Eddie has read some books about Ancient Aliens, and trace some troubling connections between Camelot and InfoWars narratives.

## Tidbits

* Kerry has Eddie Page on again
* Eddie warns of Draco invasion
* Eddie talks about Nibiru
* Zecharia Sitchin said Tiamat was a planet that got hit by Nibiru, smashed and turned into the moon
* Nibiru is home of the Ananaki
* Discussion: history of Nibiru
* Eddie is friends with Sitchin
* Discussion: Sitchin's qualifications
* Eddie is just regurgitating Sitchin
* Eddie has 2 master's degrees
* Eddie's facebook is under Michael Wolfe
* Nibiru won't hit Earth because Earth has magnetic shields
* Nibiru can go interdimensional
* Nibiru is a Death Star
* Eddie is Kerry's Larry Nichols
* Eddie is psychic
* Eddie is friends with Ronald Reagan
* Eddie hung with Reagan at Camp David in 1986
* Eddie talks shit on George H W Bush
* Nibiru is causing climate change
* Eddie's timeline doesn't add up
* Sitchin taught Eddie to read Sumerian
* Eddie is a Templar
* Eddie loves Nostradamus
* Eddie teases a FEMA related emergency
* Kerry talks FEMA camps
* Discussion: making conspiracies to hide actual problems
* Eddie cites Rex 84
* Eddie has an escape plan
* Kerry brings up Leo Zagami
* Eddie knows Leo
* Discussion: Gobekli Tepe
* Eddie talks about Anasazi in the same way as Jim Bakker
* Eddie references a final solution
* Eddie claims "we" shut down military satellites
* Eddie likes Putin
* Eddie is into Q Anon
273: March 5-6, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Paul Joseph Watson, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Faith Goldy, Roger Stone, Dinesh D'Souza, Jerry Falwell Jr, Michelle Obama, Tommy Robinson, Mike Stackberry, Laura Loomer

### OOC Drop

Tommy Robinson is a modern day Moses

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how things are going in the world of Alex Jones in the present day. They mostly find some of the same old nonsense, but more importantly, they catch glimpse of a sign that Alex's days in business may be numbered.

## Tidbits

* Alex is in the new studio and they're going to go 20 hours a day
* Alex wears a Stetson
* Paul Joseph Watson is in studio
* Main story: PORN!
* UK porn ban is an internet tax
* LGBTP narrative
* Muslims got out of a tolerance class
* Alex gets homophobic and transphobic
* Muslim child grooming gang
* Teaching kids about sexuality is the same as teaching them about fisting
* It's fun to suck dicks
* At least Muslims in the UK aren't pedophiles (because they're homophobic)
* Maybe Islam will liberate the UK
* At least Muslims stop molesting kids at 12
* AOC has meth mouth
* Alex figured out AOC is a front for Soros money
* Alex missed a production meeting so he has it on air
* Alex made Rogan's podcast big
* Alex's amount of research is too small for the size of the stacks he has
* Faith Goldy is interviewed
* Alex hits on Faith, she ignores him
* Huge homosexuality issue in the GOP, they're dating dems, the dems blackmail the GOP
* Alex talks about pillow biting
* Faith talks lizard people and demons
* Roger's gag order lets Alex control the narrative
* PJW shows up
* Good globalists get access to Infowars
* Alex signals to PJW not to step on the narrative
* Alex doesn't watch porn, but he knows about Debbie Does Dallas and New Wave Hookers
* Alex compares Dinesh D'souza to AOC
* Bernie Sanders impression
* PJW says AOC claims Falwell Jr said he wants to kill Muslims at CPAC, but the video wasn't filmed at CPAC!
* Alex says tranny
* Alex brings up the Michelle Obama is a transexual narrative
* Alex is super into Michelle Obama's dick
* Michelle Obama is apparently packing a huge dick
* Seriously Alex, stop talking about Michelle Obama's dick
* Emergency call from Tommy Robinson: Antifa is trying to send Tommy to prison
* Tommy showed up at Mike Stackberry's house because Mike said that Tommy had been showing up at people's houses
* Tommy livestreams at Mike's house, cops show up, Tommy leaves, Tommy comes back later
* Tommy slandered a 15 year old, got sued, attacked child
* People are arrested for erecting anti-immigrant crosses (Alex is wrong about this)
* Why is PJW in studio? To announce that he's leaving InfoWars to start his own network
* Laura Loomer is the best journalist
* Is Alex giving up?
211: March 10, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

Paul Joseph Watson, Ron Paul, Bernie Sanders, Jason Berman, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Terry Bressi, Ches Caine, Red Beckman, Webster Tarpley, George Soros

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the March 10, 2009 episode of The Alex Jones Show. On this episode, Alex is really, really trying to make his audience excited about the upcoming release of the Obama Deception. Alex also lies a bunch about Canada, and responds surprisingly well to a caller who wants to deny the Holocaust on air.

## Tidbits

* Alex teases releasing Obama deception
* Best way to fight the banks: buy Obama Deception
* Alex pretends Canada has the same Posse Comitatus laws as the US
* Discussion: Article vs PJW interpretation
* Canada is going to put people in FEMA camps...buy OD
* Alex does a low energy plug
* Alex thinks the US is under the Queen's control
* Bush administration people have been knighted
* Guest: Ron Paul
* RP: Bernie Sanders is a liberal, but he's a good person
* RP: The dollar will collapse, buy gold
* When the Obama zombies come to your door, give them a copy of OD
* Alex understands buzz marketing
* Alex does a retraction and a beef-up
* Jason Bermis points out Sandman was Gaiman
* Beef-up: Bermis says Moore's ability to get laid proves that magic exists
* Alex handles terrible callers well
* Guest: Terry Bressi (AM I BEING DETAINED? guy)
* Terry might be a sovereign citizen
* Alex is sick of the NWO
* Alex has to drum up base for OD
* Ales uses OD release tease as a signal base
* Alex calls himself the Ministry of Truth (1984 reference)
* Guest: Ches Caine
* Ches sells an AM transmitter
* Alex wants his listeners to set up pirate radio stations and play IW
* "This isn't a paid interview"
* Ches was inspired by Red Beckman and Waco
* Alex raps
* Webster Tarpley talks about Obamavilles
* Obama's approval is down 15% (since inauguration day, among Republicans)
* Alex talks about Soros in regards to oil prices
* Discussion: The Big Lie about Soros
* Tarpley wants to set up a New World Monetary system, Alex lets it slide
* Tarpley: The free marked won't end the depression. We need social programs
322: July 16-17, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Ilhan Omar, Kaitlin Bennett, Vox Day, Candace Owens, Chris Pratt, Richard Spencer, Ben Garrison, Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, Norm Pattis

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the present day of The Alex Jones Show and do not care much for what they find. In this installment, the gents find Alex doing some amazingly sloppy work about Ilhan Omar, migrant centers, and bizarre notions about the people involved in Charlottesville.

## Tidbits

* Alex accidentally calls his show a globalist transmission
* Alex is slipping on his intros
* The Ford foundation tried to make TV evil in the 1950's to destroy attention spans
* Discussion: Attention span study
* Attention span narrative is PEZ
* Alex's dislike of sports is PEZ
* Awe are babies, but we have the power of God
* Media manipulation is PEZ
* Theory: Whenever Alex doesn't cite a source, it's actually PEZ
* The West loves Women
* All Somalis are inbred crazy people
* Alex complains about Ilhan Omar before Trump's rally
* Discussion: becoming a part of the group
* Discussion: Omar didn't lobby for ISIS
* Alex rants about Somali slave trade
* Slave ships spread Islam
* Alex talks about pirate "boobies"
* Alex reads Omar letter
* Alex lies about Omar letter
* Alex does a racist Somali impression
* Alex smells a false flag
* Alex claims immigrants are bringing flesh eating bacteria
* Discussion: Flesh eating bacteria stats
* Guest: Kaitlin Bennett, who cares
* Guest: Vox Day
* Vox: being born in America doesn't make you American
* Vox: It's the left's fault for the right becoming fascist
* Vox: They're an enemy within
* Alex shows Candace Owens's video of detention camps
* Video is from September 2018 in Florida
* Discussion: Candace's video
* Discussion: Holocaust camp propaganda
* Alex thinks Candace's video is current
* Alex talks about FOX newscaster on Parler
* Discussion: Parler
* Alex somehow posted Candace's video to YouTube
* Alex added footage to Candace's video
* Alex uses footage that doesn't apply to the camps
* New InfoWars shirt: American flag with Gadsden snake
* Alex apparently stole shirt from Chris Pratt
* Marching Gay Nazis
* Richard Spencer is a fake
* Charlottesville fascists were actors
* Discussion: Alex's fake Charlottesville actors
* Discussion: Zero Hedge actor ad
* Charlotte is not Charlottesville
* Guest: Ben Garrison
* Alex and Ben talk about the meme summit
* Meme summit after part was held at Trump hotel
* Discussion: Emoluments Clause
* Ben and Alex talk about 2020 Dems
* Alex accuses Biden of having dementia, Hillary to come back
* Alex wants Hillary to run in 2020
* Alex speculates on Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski's sex life
* Guest: Norm Pattis
* 4th of July sale is still on
328: March 11-12, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong Un, David Jones, Professor Griff, Jonathan W Emord, Dr Peter Glidden

Today, Dan and Jordan continue their investigation of the Alex Jones Show back in 2013. In this installment, Alex returns from vacation and hits the ground running with stories of causing a "police revolt" at SXSW, grotesque fantasies of beating up Kim Jong Un, and much more.

## Tidbits

* Alex tries to read headlines
* Alex is rusty coming back from vacation
* Discussion: Houston homeless man eating from trash
* Alex read a headline, calls it covering an article
* Alex claims he doesn't get all his ideas from movies, then quotes Blade Runner
* Alex's True Story: SXSW bumper sticker police revolt
* Alex didn't check to see if his story was covered by news
* Intern checks, Alex isn't in the story
* Dennis Rodman goes to North Korea
* Alex is upset that Rodman likes Kim Jong Un
* Alex fantasizes about beating up Kim Jong Un
* Alex is glad Rodman got kicked out of a bar
* Alex is upset by families being put in cages
* North Korean missile launch failures are shot down by lasers
* Alex talks about bullshit sci-fi weapons
* Alex's dad changed his eye color with a particle beam
* "I'm gonna do a special on lasers"
* Discussion: David Jones: Liar or misunderstood
* The only meat in North Korea is dead babies
* Kim Jong Un is possessed, possibly by Satan
* Caller: Zachary in Florida is 14 and has been listening to InfoWars for 2 years
* Discussion: dealing with young listeners
* Professor Griff is going to be on, 12 year olds are listening
* Alex is frustrated because he knows he's right, he just doesn't have enough time to show it
* Discussion: how Alex could explain the globalist plan
* The almost took the guns in the 60's and 70's
* Discussion: State department memorandum 7277
* Disucssion: The Minutemen
* Disucssion: Alex's militia overlap
* Alex vamps until Professor Griff comes on
* Book: Synagogue of Satan
* Discussion: Professor Griff's bigotry
* Alex claims he was into Professor Griff since he was 11
* Discussion: Mind control in the US (Book)
* Guest: Youngevity Lawyer Jonathan W Emord
* Alex: If 1 person gets sick from supplements, it's big news
* Discussion: people getting sick from supplements
* Guest: Dr. Peter Glidden
* Glidden has a show on the Genesis network
* Discussion: Emord background
* Alex goes into Overdrive to shill for Youngevity
* Discussion: Overdrive isn't a random happenstance

## References

* The Synagogue of Satan
* Mind Control in the US
187: Magic Cheesecloth and Secret Pleiadians

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### Persons Mentioned

Ben Jones, Kerry Cassidy, Helen Duncan, Ian Fleming, Winston Churchill, Harvey Metcalf, Harry Price, Mary McLinley, David Icke, Mark Richards, The Dutchman, Sean David Morton, Melissa Morton, Maggie Duncan, Eddie Page

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a fun new Project Camelot adventure where Sweary Kerry interviews a guy about Helen Duncan, noted spiritualist from the 1930's. Tune in to hear two adults pretend Helen wasn't a con-artist, stay for massive lore reveals about Kerry's roster of guests.

## Tidbits

* Churchill and Ian Fleming framed and murdered Helen Duncan
* Just kidding! She was a scammer who regurgitated cheesecloth to try to trick people into thinking she was producing ectoplasm
* Rise to fame: finding a missing man in the snow, knowing about a ship that sank that the public didn't know about
* Last person in UK jailed under the witchcraft act
* Photographer Harvey Metcalf photographed her apparitions, they're just papier-mâché
* London Spiritualist Society looked into her ectoplasm, proved her a fraud rather easily
* Got her to eat a blue dye pill, she couldn't produce ectoplasm
* Harry Price, director of National Laboratory of Physical Research, tested ectoplasm, it was cheesecloth
* Helen refused an X-ray, hit her husband, ran away, threw a fit, passed him cheesecloth
* Mary McLinley, Helen's maid, confirmed that Helen used cheesecloth, and confirmed that the husband was in on it
* Ben has evidence of Ian Fleming framing Helen, but hasn't read the book and doesn't know the name of it
* After being arrested, Helen wanted to do a séance at the trial, the judge said no
* Ben thinks Fleming worked alone, Kerry says Fleming reported to Churchill and helped hide D-Day
* Kerry refers to Operation James Bond (OPJB), Ben agrees with her
* Mark Richards partied with Churchill
* Churchill knew about ET's
* Does Kerry throw around knowing Mark as clout?
* Sean David Morton is another conman who was thrown in jail for "overstepping investment laws", Kerry lost $160,000 in his scheme
* He's a sovereign citizen who filed fake taxes
* Sean is writing a book based on a whistleblower
* Sean and his wife Melissa were arrested for tax fraud
* Sean ran a conspiracy cruise, was arrested as the boat docked
* Ben: Why do psychics keep getting arrested
* Dan: Why aren't more of you arrested
* Kerry starts directing the narrative
* Conspiracy theorists have a higher IQ
* Religions don't like mediums
* Maggie Duncan calls in
* She was skeptical of Helen, began investigation, Helen appeared in a séance
* Also, Maggie is a Pleiadean and introduced Kerry to Eddie Page
* Maggie and Eddie share a bloodline
* Kerry doesn't want to talk about Pleiadeans
170: Live In Austin

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Today, Dan and Jordan go down to Occupied Texas to have a little discussion about the January 25, 2015 episode of The Alex Jones Show. The episode marks an important date in the history of Austin, but also includes Alex spinning wild lies about urine controls, the Renaissance, and things that make you go "boi-oi-oing."

## Tidbits

* Ghosts of armageddon future
* The machine is possessed by a eugenics ghost
* How to svae the world, after this break
* Alex's True Story: I'm so great
* Last episode of InfoWars broadcast in Austin
* Alex says everything is great
* Alex tells his stats
* Alex has a messge for MSNBC
* Alex talks financials
* Jan 2015: Cruz for president
* Alex is horny for Palin
* Deflated balls aren't funny
* Obama drains balls
* Globalists hate the renaissance
* Davos wants to undo the Gutenberg Press
* Al Gore wants to ban all cars
* Fuck feminism, I pee standing up
* Sadboy Alex
* Alex downplays Asian technological contributions
* Confirmed: super male vitality is for boners
* Alex's InfoWars bio
392: January 24, 2020

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### Persons Mentioned

Mike Adams, Bill Gates, Melinda Gates, Michael Snyder, Maurice Hilleman, Owen Shroyer, Jonas Salk, Albert Sabin, Leonard Horowitz, Qasem Soleimani, Jon Rappoport, Norm Pattis

### OOC Drop

It's over for humanity

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to track Alex Jones' ongoing coverage of the news of the day. In this installment, The Health Ranger declares that humanity as a whole is finished, and Alex gets some therapy from an old friend who likes to hide in bushes.

## Tidbits

* Alex couldn't be on air for 20 minutes because of abortion
* Coronavirus is an engineered globalist plague
* Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation drill
* Michael Snyder: B&MGF scare source
* The Economic Collapse (blog)
* Snyder is a former InfoWars guest, current Jim Bakker guest
* Snyder pushes Chick Tracts
* First a plague, then world government
* Wasn't Endgame great?
* Amazon is censoring Endgame
* Alex inspired Avengers: Endgame
* Co-inventor of polio vaccine: Maurice Hilleman
* Mike Adams: Health Expert
* SV-40 in polio vaccine
* Chickens come from eggs, cancer comes from viruses
* Owen Shroyer arrested for advertising InfoWars in Senate
* Hilleman discovered SV-40
* Jonas Salk vs Albert Sabin
* Leonard Horowitz: too boring for Knowledge Fight
* 528 Hz
* Guest: Mike Adams
* Mike is sad because people are pushing back
* Mike is full of shit
* Globalists are willing to kill their own
* Alex may be worries about a story coming out
* Canaries and Spock: dead already
* Mike takes over
* First wave: Coronavirus. Second wave: virus in the vaccine
* It's over for humanity as a whole
* Survivors listen to InfoWars
* Do the opposite of the WHO
* WHO outbreak classifications
* Zika was fake
* Buy survival food
* Bleach stopped Ebola
* Push back to propaganda is censorship
* This is training for marital law
* Alex is back
* We don't make stuff up
* Elites will wait it out in armored redoubts, but the military will kill the globalists once it starts
* Redoubts are stocked with drones and combat robots
* When do things kick off?
* Mike: Houston chemical plant explosion may be payback for Qasem Soleimani by Iran
* Guest: Jon Rappoport!
* Rappoport still lives!
* Picture status: unknown
* Rappoport may have hypnotized Alex
* Skype issues
* Globalists teach you bad is good and good is bad
* Norm Pattis gives an Owen update
* Vaccines are Satanism
* Rappoport has been anti-vax since the 50's
* Asian flu ain't shit
* Let's get metaphysical
* Why do actors be actors?
* You gotta join a cult
* The devil gives you what you already have
* Rappoport is Alex's therapy

## Notable Bits

* It's over for humanity.
* Rappoport still lives!
1: January 2, 2017

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On this pilot episode, Dan explains the happenings on The Alex Jones Show for Jan 2, 2017. Topics covered include:

* Was George Soros a literal Nazi?
* Are China and Saudi Arabia working together?
* Who listens to InfoWars?
* What, specifically, is a "digital dropbox?"
* When, exactly, should a person pray?

## Tidbits

* Andy in Kansas
* Objectives of show
* Stupid/evil axis
* Alex Background
* Dan says Alex is a great broadcaster
* Hillary's digital dropbox
* Alex's nemesis: George Soros
* Intro to Genesis Communications Network (GNC) and Dr Wallach
* Red Alert
* It's time to pray
* First they go after Netanyahu, then Trump
* Quantcast listener stats
* Pizzagate and Joe Biggs
* All governments listen to Alex
* Everything they do, they accuse us of doing
* Alex wishes he was wrong
* Recess appointments
* Does Alex do research?
* Muslims just kill each other
* Alex loses the thread
* Alex's True Story: Sports car
* George in Texas talks to demons
* 1st ad pivot: extended Christmas sale

## Notable Bits

* Andy in Kansas
* Red Alert
* It's time to pray
* Alex's True Story
268: December 17-18, 2012

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Today, Dan and Jordan continue looking into how Alex Jones covered the tragedy that occurred at Sandy Hook in the days immediately following. In this installment, the gents see a solidifying of Alex's "this is all about my guns" mentality, but also the beginning of a troubling drift toward finding ways to sensationalize things that everyone knows will not end well.

## Tidbits

* Look at Operation Gladio
* Book: Nato's Secret Armies by Daniele Ganser
* Soviet Forgery: Supplement B to US Field Manual 30-31
* Obama is fake crying
* Alex is being blamed for SH
* Obama wants Youtube views
* Alex should always trust his gut
* Alex isn't worhty enought to pray on air
* Alex's gut says government is involved
* SH will bring martial law in Parigold, Arkansas
* Prozac headline! Boom!
* Alex is shitty about Obama crying
* Alex is a militia nerd
* Guest: Matt Williams, random gun lover
* Matt: Cops in schools don't stop violence
* Special Report: Mike Adams stares at guns
* Discussion: guns that fired themselves
* Alex contradicts himself on "gang shootings"
* Guest: Congressperson Walter B Jones, Freedom Fries guy
* Caller: friend of SH victim, Victoria Soto

## References

* NATO's Secret Armies: Operation GLADIO and Terrorism in Western Europe by Daniele Ganser
* Supplement B to US Field Manual 30-31
378: Formulaic Objections Part 2

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### Persons Mentioned

Rob Dew, Paul Joseph Watson, Dan Bidondi, Hamdi Ulukaya, Jim Fetzer, Wolfgang Halbig, Leonard Pozner, Robert Barnes

Today Dan and Jordan discuss a trio of depositions that were recently released in the InfoWars/Sandy Hook lawsuit and marvel at the uniquely brazen vibes of each.

## Tidbits

* Rob Dew, PJW, and Alex give depositions

### PJW

* Rob Dew, PJW, and Alex give depositions
* PJW tries to protect his brand and protect Alex
* PJW has never been employed by IW
* PJW knew parents in SH were being harassed
* PJW is against SH coverage because of reputation
* What kind of crazy is Alex?
* Barnes is PJW's lawyer, but not InfoWars'
* Paul has no background on free speech
* Alex isn't a journalist
* What is an opinion?
* What isn't a false flag?

### Rob Dew

* Rob Dew interviewed as official rep of Free Speech Systems LLC, not prepared
* Rob can't prepare because Youtube removed the videos
* Let's talk Dan Bidondi
* Rob is proud of what they've done

### Alex's deposition part 2

* Alex contradicts PJW
* Alex can't tell fact from opinion
* InfoWars doesn't discipline anyone
* Alex talks about Chobani
* Alex doesn't know Fetzer's background
* Alex doesn't know who's suing him
* Alex doesn't understand the wayback machine
* Alex doesn't want to admit his reliance on Fetzer and Halbig
* Alex gets upset over an impression of him
* Alex shoots himself in the foot
* Alex gets owned over Pozner's address
* When was Bidondi fired?
* Everything is Halbig
* InfoWars isn't journalism, it's feelings
* Alex wants to talk about Epstein. So does the lawyer
* What's the definition of a private citizen?
* Sources are links
* Alex is proud of his work
* What else has Barnes done at InfoWars
* Alex dismounts on a meme; Good Work Barnes!

## Resources

* Paul Joseph Watson Deposition
* Rob Dew Deposition
* Alex Jones Deposition

## Outro

**Dan**: *"We'll be back. But until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm Desaix Clark. I am the juiciest ice cube."*
225: November 2, 2018

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Today, Dan is under the weather, so he cannot handle doing the modern day episode he had prepared to tell Jordan about. Instead, he picks a few of the most important clips from that show and explains to Jordan how Alex Jones has officially abandoned one of his most deeply held principles in the name of supporting Trump's horrific xenophobia.

## Tidbits

* Alex is ok with Trump threatening to shoot people at the border
* Sanctions are coming
* Discussion: Trump's promises and threats
* Migrant caravan is going to kill you and turn US into Venezuela... buy a Tshirt
* This is a race war!... buy our products
* The caravan is triggering REX 84
* Trump is instituting REX 84
* Alex is now in favor of REX 84
* Discussion: REX 84
* Discussion: Migrant caravan and elections
101: January 11, 2016

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about the day that Alex Jones first showed the indications that he had made the giant pivot from "supporting Trump" to "being a full-on Trump propagandist." Coincidentally (we're sure), Roger Stone happens to be a guest that day. Beyond that, Alex wrestles with how David Bowie's death is really about his CIA-Dentist father.

## Tidbits

* Eulogy for David Bowie
* When does Alex shift to Trump? Probably today
* Headline: Chimeras are real!
* Headless humanoids are being grown in cows
* Alex has taken Roger Stone's bait
* Roger Stone, shadow campaing manager
* Louis Farrakhan manipulated Alex
* Louis Farrakhan impression
* Farrakhan endorsed Trump
* PJW talks about Muslim rape gangs, quotes Christopher Cantwell (The Crying Nazi)
* Christopher Cantwell clips
* Alex plugs Roger's book, accidentally outs Corsi's book as shit
* Trump is good because he has money
* Alex's True Story: Klan at the pool, Klan at the Dairy Queen
* Everyone needs guns to stop gangs
* Alex loves getting in fights
* Alex's stats are through the roof

## Notable Bits

* Chimeras are real headline comes out
* Alex's True Story
222: March 15-19, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

Barbara Loe Fisher, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Chuck Baldwin, Stewart Rhodes, Charles Dyer, John Ritzheimer, Debbie Stabenow

Today, Dan and Jordan go into the past to see what Alex Jones was up to back in 2009. On this installment, the gents discuss how truth can't really penetrate propaganda, and find an unexpected but ultimately predictable entry point for Alex Jones into the Tea Party.

## Tidbits

* Spice Report: ghost peppers are fine, but Dan doesn't like the taste.
* The chimpanzee was on Prozac
* Every shooter and every chimpanzee is on Prozac
* Alex doesn't know the difference between Prozac and Xanax
* So many days are trash, because Alex is just promoting a SXSW Documentary about himself.
* Guest: Barbara Loe Fisher, anti-vaxxer
* Alex and Barbara make bad faith vaccine arguments
* Alex goes on Andrew Napolitano during his show, plays the background noise of FOX on his show
* Alex is on the MIAC tip
* Caller recorded call to Missouri police
* Alex cuts off recording when it's not going well
* Discussion: playing fast and loose with MIAC
* Guest: Chuck Baldwin
* Alex: don't let them spin MIAC
* Obama is going to legalize illegal aliens
* Alex fear mongers national service bill
* Discussion: national service bill
* Alex is angry at made up things
* Discussion: blaming violence on video games
* Baldwin agrees with Alex on MIAC
* Baldwin reads letter he wrote to the Governor of Missouri
* Discussion: letter's intent is to threaten law enforcement to ignore a problem, and it worked.
* Violent militias don't exist
* Discussion: violent militias
* Baldwin wants to sue over MIAC
* Guest: cop who sent MIAC report and is a Ron Paul supporter
* Guest: Stewart Rhodes (00:53:35)
* This is Stewart Rhodes's first appearance on InfoWars
* Most Oathkeepers don't use their real names
* Alex and Stewart are besties
* Rhodes: let's focus on the people with guns
* Rhodes makes a LOTR analogy, Alex gets turgid
* Alex dedicates "Renegades" to the Oathkeepers
* Oathkeepers don't care who's president, but hardcore conservatives are waking up now that Obama is in office
* We're all going to die, all that matters is the kids
* Oathkeepers is a positive organization
* Discussion: Oathkeepers being positive
* Charles Dyer Background
* John Ritzheimer tried to arrest Debbie Stabenow
* Alex is super excited about Stewart
* Alex is onboard with the Oathkeepers
* Discussion: shifting the Overton Window
* Alex commends Stewart for starting Oathkeepers
* Discussion: Alex the chameleon
312: February 10-13, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Christopher Dorner, Rodney Brossart, Ron Paul, David Icke, John Wilkes Booth, Steve Shenk

Today, Dan and Jordan go back to the past to look into how Alex Jones' show operated in the aftermath of Sandy Hook. In this installment, Alex goes on quite a roller-coaster ride as the manhunt for Christopher Dorner comes to a close. Also, Alex reveals that he may think that the Lincoln assassination was a false flag.

## Tidbits

* Do you know what happens if the gun people revolt?
* Alex takes calls from family of vets who committed suicide
* Alex may only have 1 phone line
* Alex says Christopher Dorner is taken down by drone
* Eisenhower was with Al Qaeda
* Discussion: Rodney Brossart
* Discussion: Dorner and drones
* People supporting Dorner are a psy-op
* Media is supporting Dorner
* Discussion: Dorner's background and firing
* Alex's fake laugh is a steam valve
* People are dumb because they love monster trucks and wrestling
* Alex distracts himself about monster trucks
* InfoWars listeners want Alex to say Dorner is a false flag
* 12 Monkeys explains the globalist mindset
* Movies are proof of what they're planning
* Rothschild family has leveraged $300 trillion
* Alex's source on Rothschild: Russian media
* Discussion: history of Rothschild hate
* There is no prince Wabubi
* Alex has lots of "friends" who fell for the Nigerian prince scam
* Alex tries to show that Ron Paul isn't a hypocrite
* Alex watched the school nurse give people amphetamines
* Discussion: ADHD treatment
* David Icke thinks Sandy Hook is a false flag
* Chris Kyle death is a conspiracy
* Alex is angry about Chris Kyle funeral
* Alex wishes he could control reality and headlines
* Alex ties Dorner's death to Waco
* Alex admits he doesn't know what happened with Dorner
* Obama did Sandy Hook
* Caller: Hitler couldn't have come to power if the internet had existed
* Waco is now a verb
* Caller: How did Dorner's license survive the fire?
* John Wilkes Booth supposedly shot Lincoln
* Steve Shenk uses Dorner to sell emergency food
* Shenk: If you're prepared, you can turn a disaster into an adventure
* If the cops try to take guns, all cops will die
375: November 29, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at Alex Jones' show from the day after Thanksgiving. No one is thankful for the path that Alex seems to be going down, as he welcomes a very dicey guest to the show.

## Tidbits

* Guest: E. Michael Jones
* Packs of Communists are banning krav maga in Austin
* Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo
* Book: Monsters of the ID by E. Michael Jones
* Alex is moving to open anti-semitism
* E. Michael Jones is too extreme for Nazis
* Daily Beast article on the conspiracy economy
* EMJ: Logos is rising
* Alex and EMJ aren't having the same conversation
* ADL was founded by Jews to protect a pedophile, Leo Frank
* Meyer Lansky discussion
* Alex hints ot EMJ to tone it down
* Ireland was conquered by big tech
* Alex has to pivot EMJ from homosexuality to pedophilia
* PEZ review
* Germany was flooded with pornography to control them
* Sexual liberation is destroying the world
* Orwell revealed a globalist plot in 1984
* Pornography is a Jewish weapon
* EMJ talks about No Nut November
* EMJ defends Hitler
242: December 18-19, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Roger Stone, Pewdiepie, Ted Nugent, Michael Savage, Ben Shapiro, Vox Day, Desmond Is Amazing, Larry McDonald, Adan Salazar, Owen Shroyer, Leo Zagami, Jair Bolsonaro

Today, Dan and Jordan set out to see how Alex Jones is doing in the aftermath of Roger Stone having to settle a lawsuit about how he lied about a guy on InfoWars. What they found was unsatisfying on that front, but they did find Alex spending a day yelling about Ben Shapiro, and a second day of him being a real dick about a child whose life he disagrees with.

## Tidbits

* Spice Report: Carolina Reaper puree
* Monday Night: Roger Stone settles defamation lawsuit
* Alex sounds distracted
* Discussion: Alex and bitcoin
* Trouble afoot at Fox News: Stop supporting Trump!
* Alex talks Rammstein
* To understand Pewdiepie, you have to understand the entire globalist plan
* Jordan is wrong, Chumbawumba are not fascists
* Discussion: Lost Highway soundtrack
* Discussion: pushback on Rammstein
* Ted Nugent can't play anywhere
* Discussion: Ted Nugent lyrics
* Alex rants about Stone's settlement
* Alex goes from Stone to Sandy Hook
* Michael Savage is losing time to Ben Shapiro
* Guest: Vox Day
* Vox tells Alex how bad Shapiro is
* Discussion: Vox Day, anti-Semite
* Vox Day's father is a sovereign citizen
* Vox Day: Pickup artist
* Alex talks about LGBTP
* Discussion: 11 year old Drag Artist, Desmond Is Amazing
* Alex freaks out about Desmond
* Desmond is on video talking about LGBTP
* InfoWars is fabulously successful...ad pivot
* InfoWars is martyrs, like John Birch and Larry McDonald
* Discussion: Larry McDonald
* Civilizations generally last 200-300 years
* Discussion: long lasting civilizations
* The priest class lives on the energy of children
* Chicomms are promoting pedophilia in America to cause our downfall
* If you're LGBTP, you can get into bars
* Alex says an 11 year old looks like a crackhead
* Desmond reads comments on a livestream
* InfoWars article written by Adan Salazar
* Alex is out of studio, Owen Shroyer sucks at ad pivots
* Owen Shroyer interviews Leo Zagami
* Leo loves Bolsonaro
* Alex pranks Owen
* Alex tells 3 senator Fed story
Shion Takeuchi

**Shion Takeuchi** (nacida el 5 de septiembre del 1988) es una escritora estadounidense y el creadora de la serie animada para adultos Inside Job de Netflix.

Fue escritora de la serie animada de Disney Gravity Falls y escritora y artista de guiones gráficos en la serie Un show más de Cartoon Network. También fue artista de guiones gráficos en la película animada de Disney y Pixar Monsters University.

## Créditos

### Créditos de voces

* Sin presidente (voces adicionales)
* El espía (voces adicionales)
* En la mente de Reagan (voces adicionales)
282: April 5, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Pat Robertson, Tracy Shannon, Sylvester Turner, Stephen King, Senator Richard Blumenthal, Zack from Space Command

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the April 5th episode of The Alex Jones Show, where Alex makes a public overture to the QAnon Crowd. Unfortunately, that is a very small part of the episode, which is mostly just Alex being really gross, and behaving in ways that will probably get people hurt.

## Tidbits

* Content Warning: Alex is especially disgusting today
* Alex starts out talking about drag queens and pedophiles
* Alex claims to be helping investigate library
* Houston library admits they messed up doing a background check
* Discussion: Mass Resistance
* Member of Mass Resistance was caught hanging around a school, taking pictures of kids
* MR concocted bathroom predator argument
* Alex misrepresents drag queens
* Dan read Pat Robertson
* Vengeance is god's... but god has instruments
* "We're going to terrorize you because you deserve it"
* "We're hunting you"
* Alex talks about grooming gangs
* Alex gets disgusting and rolls into an ad pivot
* Discussion: Is Alex trying to be funny?
* Guest: Tracy Shannon of MR
* 1st amendment doesn't apply to drag
* Alex: most drag queens are sex workers
* Alex wants to put Tracy in charge of a nationwide program
* Alex and Tracy: LGBT is now P
* Discussion: Sylvester Turner
* Gay people take thousands of hits of acid and get taken over by a demon
* Tracy: Even if they didn't find a pedophile, story hour is wrong
* Alex goes full demon, references blood libel
* Alex references IT
* Drag queen story hour is grooming children
* Stephen King is part of the cabal
* Alex gets weird about Dracula and Blumenthal
* Caller Doug: Trump is bringing down 1000 year ring
* Doug (former cop) says he should be able to murder drag queens, Alex doesn't push back on this
* Caller brings up Q, Alex is down with Q
* Flashback: 12/24/17
* Alex already knows Q's info
* Alex tries to be the storm
* Alex tries to push Zack instead of Q
* Alex tries to bring Zack back in
383: December 31, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan join Alex Jones on his last broadcast of the decade. Or maybe the Illuminati Jacobins just want you to think it's the last of the decade. The year closes out with Alex attempting to pull off a very disciplined show, which goes about as well as one might expect.

## Tidbits

* Rob Dew cost Alex $100K
* Alex is getting news coverage becasuse of the tank
* People are awake, but need to be turned to InfoWars
* Time to be disciplined
* When does the decade start? Men can't have babies!
* Fake uterus test tube babies
* Breaking news: Baghdad Embassy protest
* Soros and John Kerry are working to start another Iran hostage crisis
* Owen Shroyer is amazing!
* Alex is pro-metaphysical abortion
* Alex goes to calls early
* Jeff in Canada gets offered a job
* Let's take over the Trump rallies
* Jeff from Canada is the tip of the spear
* Alex Jones karaoke: Blood and Soil
* Caller: Liberal in NY: Trump signed the Patriot act
* Alex is eating on air
* Liberal makes good points, Alex offers him a job
* The devil is an old man
* What do we do after Trump?
* Template for a fake call
* Will Alex ever get to the news? Most musicians are Christians
* Caller: Why wont you turn on Trump?
* Illuminati Jacobins are waging a war on the calendar
* I don't hate atheists
* Trump is trying to stop a war in the middle east
* Big news: the left is trying to trigger a civil war
* Alex is on the War Room to hit the news
* Alex calls Tom Pappert to cover UN job posting
* Lightning round of calls
* Show ends with no closing
105: March 18, 2014

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Today, Dan and Jordan fulfill the request of one of their Globalist Policy Wonk donors, the great Keegan, and travel back in time to 2014. The hunt was on for an episode where Alex was drunk at work, so the search began at St. Patricks Day. We don't really think Alex was drunk on March 18th, but the utter nonsense coming out of his mouth would make more sense if he was.

Also, Alex insults a Make-A-Wish kid.

## Tidbits

* Time Travel for Keegan
* The search for drunk Alex
* Alex is mad at Lebron James because of Obamacare
* Get Obamacare, get vaccinated, get an abortion
* Alex loses the thread, does a Caddyshack impression
* Alex doesn't understand socialism
* Obamacare will take all your money
* Kevin Trudeau is a conman
* Linus Pauling said take Vitamin C
* Martha Stewart is innocent
* Government subsidies of hospitals, not insurance
* Alex has thoughts about Crimea
* ATF Agent: Raiding gun stores is fun
* NSA records all phone calls
* Welfare is economic warfare to tak your guns
* Alex shits on a kid with Leukemia
* What makes a man? Honor
* Alex transcended delusions and narcisism at age 5
* Where's Nonk?
* Esoteric Alex
* Demographic cliff, lots of dogwhistling
* FEMA camps are coming... ad pivot
* Mental illness is trendy
* Althletes used to be not arrogant
* Cancer ribbons are a globalist plan
* Alex: I do not work for a foreign government, but I have solidarity with Russia

## Notable Bits

* Where's Nonk?
* Esoteric Alex
19: March 3, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 3, 2017 episode of the Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

* Is it actually legal to be selling gun parts through a radio show?
* Is Obama "Robin Hooding" billions to "cop-killing groups?"
* Is 90% or more of crime just made up by people who want attention?
* Why are the Chicken-Necks so damned arrogant?

## Tidbits

* Alex is losing his shit over Trump/ Russia associations
* Obama funded activists
* Alex needs baby sitters
* Alex freaks out
* Alex is a policy wonk, and the opposite of fake
* Darren McBreen hates his life
* A Cure For Wellness fake websites
* Dallas used to be full of CIA agents
* CIA is full of SJWs
* Chickennecks hate wooden flags
* Buy gun parts!
* Don't engage w/ globalists
* Sessions did nothing wrong
* Kurt Weldon has info on Hillary
* Uranium One explanation
* Hillary is a Chicomm bought off by Russia
* Alex can't address actual news
* Globalists love attacking the Blue Cat Cafe
* Save the pinata store
* Muslim guy in a car wreck video
* Rapid fire lies about affiliates
* Ted Turner wants to kill 80% of the population
* Mental illness is the knowledge of evil
* Recent anti-semitism is a false flag
* Rape is fake
* Alex's True Story: Conversation with Army psychologist
* Skip ad break to sell shirts
* Tithe to the InfoWar
* Resell InfoWars shirts
* Shut up, Darren
* Alex loses his shit