Ankarstian

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## Ankarstian

* Ank's main form
* Ank's fourth incarnation
* Human Ank
* Dragon Ank
* Intersex Ank

### Real Name

Ankarstianoshardabaylexosorus... ...exaneousorathicosa

### Other Aliases

Ank, Andy Smith, Andrew Ethson, Anderson SmithThe Dark Angel

## Miscelaneous

### Group Name

The Trident Foundation (former)The Resistance

The Tsiad (forced, former)

Sheol

The Government of Kaldaf

The Jirrhnu

## Production stats

### First seen in

TAL: Into the Dusk

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Ankarstian is a renegade Time Lord (TAL: The Ship of the Gods) from the planet Jewel. He joined the Resistance some time in his fifth incarnation.

## Character

Ankarstian has blue eyes and brown hair. He wears a red t-shirt with a dark red neck, sleeves, and hem. He also wears blue jeans.

Ankarstian strives to defeat evil and save innocent lives. This desire, however, can be trumped by his lust - which has led to him falling for villains - including himself. (TAL: Shattered Mirror). This also got somewhat thrown out of the window during his slip into straight-up insanity - as can be seen by him killing 240 moderately innocent people during the Massacre of the Eurydice, (TAL: Massacre)

He is deeply vengeful towards anyone who harmed his daughter - Ash. (TAL: This Thing of Darkness) This vengeance didn't carry over towards his former boyfriend Finn, however, as when they met both beings attempted to kill each other - although this has largely stopped. (TAL: Shattered Mirror). Another grudge that Ank has is towards PoseidonHeir - his former fellow Resistance member turned Alliance member. (TAL: To the Center of the Whirlpool, Forests of Madness, Massacre).

Ank has a plasmic biology (DW: In the Hands of the Future, Primal Blood, Inhuman Biology, Final Predestination, Ancient Haunt, Demon Hands; TAL: Vertex, Psych-space). While this was inhibited by the Doctor (DW: Prisoners of the Devil) this was reactivated by the Vortex Agents to cure Ank's draconification (TAL: Vertex). This allows Ank to morph into several forms including a humanoid dragon (TAL: Vertex, Psych-space) and an intersex form gained after interfacing with the spirit of the Xeraphim on Psychron (TAL: Psych-space).

After being sexually abused by Ha'kleth twice, Ank began to see himself extremely negatively - to the point of being suicidal (TAL: Mirrorlight, World of Demons, To the Center of the Whirlpool, Forests of Madness, Massacre). Ank has also been shown to be schizophreniac - with him attacking other Resistance members due to his belief that they were working for Poseidon (TAL: Forests of Madness).

### Relationships

Ankarstian dated a Nathiri named Finn in his fifth incarnation. Even though their breakup wasn't bloody, Ankarstian and Finn developed something of a hatred towards each other which mellowed while on Ardonia due to Ank threatening to have the Cabinet break Finn's spine if he pulled anything along with Ank and Finn kicking the shit out of Glagus. They now *frequently* have sex (TAL: Shattered Mirror, The Horde)

Ankarstian also dates a Kral>Karth general named Fel!lexi\_Gel - with Finn, Fel, and Ank essentially having a three-way relationship.

## History

### Before the Resistance

Ank was generated on the Gallifreyan colony world of Jewel

Not much is known about Ank's first or second incarnations, however, Ank's third incarnation is somewhat well known.

In his third incarnation Ank created a giant computer bomb called AUTREC and then went mad - hearing "the voice of the gods" (actually a Pellidreiyn infection that he had picked up some time in his second incarnation).  He then bit out the throats of an Usher and a Castellan sent to check on him. He then fled Gallifrey. (TAL: You Will Obey Me)

Not much is known about his fourth incarnation, even though this was one of his longest lasting ones.

Some time before the Jonathan Crisis, Ank had an encounter with Vikings. Ank set the viking on fire - causing the viking to try to kill Ank with an axe. Fortunately for Ank, the viking didn't know that Time Lords had two hearts (TAL: Timeless).

His fifth incarnation - located in the Jonathan Crisis reality, had a rocky start. This was the one that he joined the Resistance in - as well as the incarnation which started his promiscuity. While on the planet Taipok IV, he had sex with a Kaldaferatan - causing him to take the features of a Kaldaferatan. Shortly after this, Ank visited the planet Kaldaf to try and cure this change. This led to Ank being adopted by a Kaldaferatan named Thesrea and learning to control his recently-gained electric powers. (TAL: Morphling).

Presumably after this, Ank visited the planet Vandaria (possibly for the first time). It was here that Ank angered a sorcerer. This led to the sorcerer using their magic to make it so that Ank could become pregnant. (TAL: Corporate Interests)

Some time after this, Ank visited the planet Nathair - where he was captured by the ruler of the planet Kwuigalla and used in a breeding program due to his unusal biology. He met a Nathairi named Finn - who was also in the program - and escaped with him (TAL: Shattered Mirror) He also found Ash, his daughter, floating in the vortex and rescued her. (TAL: This Thing of Darkness) and married Finn sometime afterwards. Their marriage took place on the moon Uronia. After the wedding ended, Finn and Ank had to flee Uronia due to most of the guests being androids sent by Kwuigalla (TAL: Shattered Mirror, A God and Several Thousand Demons)

Ank visited Torej with Finn and Kieli. Presumably during this visit, Ank stopped Shreevers from ransacking the planet. This involved Ank destroying fake historical artefacts and placing the real ones aboard his TARDIS. Ank was forced to leave Torej abrutly due to Torejian officers attempting to stop him. During this visit, Ank also met a Torejian named Dzaraha. Ank, Finn, and Dzaraha hooked up before the whole historical artefacts incident. (TAL: Oasis, Shattered Mirror)

At some point around the same time as the Torejian visit, Ank dated beings which turned out to be Vogon sleeper agents (TAL: Shattered Mirror)

Possibly after Ank visited Torej, Ank got knocked up by Finn. Ank had the children while stopping the Shinnzor from invading a planet owned by the Duchy of Philexun. Ank then gave the children to the Duchy (TAL: Malevolence)

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While in orbit of the planet Jumanha, Ankarstian's TARDIS broke down. Ank sent out a distress signal. This signal was picked up by the Doctor - currently in his seventh incarnation. The Doctor picked up Ank, Finn, and Ash and let them live in his TARDIS along with his current companion - Bernice Summerfield - until Ank's TARDIS could be repaired. Immediately after Ank and company joined the Doctor, the Doctor's TARDIS picked up a trace of an interdimensional rift on Earth. This led to the town of Scatters' Fell - which was split into two timelines which would swap every 12 hours. The TARDIS crew weren't affected by this. While there, Ankarstian and the Doctor managed to stop an interdimensional parasite calling itself "Aron" from feeding on a resident of Scatters' Fell named Ethan Mylrick. (DW: Variance Point)

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Some time later, Ankarstian became a member of the Trident Foundation. He became an assassin for them. (TAL: The Past is Now) After a rather complex assassination attempt on the planet Diacotha Finn asked for a divorce and "temporarily" left him. (TAL: Shattered Mirror) Ash would also leave, eventually finding herself on Inter Ophiuchius. (TAL: This Thing of Darkness)

### The Jonathan Crisis

#### Early days

Some time after this, Ank would become a part of the Resistance. He wouldn't do much in the Battle of Avalon IV due to him not really taking part in large-scale battles, however, he would contact Penny's ship and welcome her into the Resistance. He would do the same for MultidimensionalPen after the battle. (TAL: Into the Dusk)

Ank also didn't do much during the First Battle of Anear for afformentioned reasons. (TAL: Time's Slipping Sands) After the battle, Ank would locate a "God Ship" in the Mimosa system. Soon after landing on the God Ship, Ank - and the rest of the Resistance - would be "besieged" by two Vorpron guards sent by the paranoid Most High Supreme One Picardexa of the Crucian Territories. However, this was short lasting due to Ank managing to disable the guards' android bodies. Any further action from Picardexa was stopped by the Crucian Kalath. Around this time, the door of the God Ship opened. Ank, accompanied by GreaterA, Penny, the Vorpron guards, Fishe, and a few others - would enter the ship. Soon after the Vorpron guards entered. Ene of them was killed by a biomechanoid shapeshifter.

The shapeshifter then revealed itself to the Resistance members. It killed Picardexa (who was present) by crushing him and then morphed into an elevator made of flesh. This elevator was meant for Ankarstian, who went in it. This elevator took him to the guidance systems of the God Ship - which opened to the true vacuum in the very centre of the ship. The biomechanoid then morphed back into its "main" form and threw Ank into the void. Inside of this void was a being made by the Charons - a race destroyed by the Time Lords. It wanted to keep Ank in the void forever with a Pillar from an Alliance ship it had summoned. Around the same time, the rest of the ships on the God Ship found themselves on the guidance systems. A would attempt to save Ank using a harpoon cannon, this didn't work due to the vacuum eating the rope and the harpoon. The Cabinet then decided to jump into the vacuum due to him being immune to it. This served a momentary distraction, however, it gave Ank an idea. He then distracted the servant while the Cabinet jumped down again and smashed the stabilizing computer of the servant. This caused the servant to vanish. A then sent a probe down to rescue Ank and the Cabinet. After this, Poseidon came out of the contemplation room due to him being mostly responsible for the loss at the Anear system. It was around this time that the Alliance ship appeared. Realising that the biomechanoid being could be programed now that the servant was dead, Ank programmed it into a giant hand that swatted the Alliance ship out of orbit. The Resistance members then decided to set the biomechanoid being free. (TAL: The Ships of the Gods)

Afterwards, the Vanguard headed for the Circular Dimension - where the Resistance encountered the Eversiscendants for the first time. The Vanguard was basically forced to make a random jump - which meant that the Vanguard landed within the Terran Spiral. Ank, Sgt. Fishe, Penny, and Poseidon entered a museum in London and found a corpse that had been killed by a lizard-like being (which was actually Roko). They were then accused by the owner of the museum - Maximilien Jespen - of being murderers. As such, Ankarstian and the gang were nearly killed via firing squad - however, this was stopped by Sgt. Fishe shooting one of the automatons Jespen was using - causing all of them to explode. Ankarstian then found out that "Jespen" was actually Thorn - a member of the Eversiscendants - wearing a human disguise. Ank and the gang then walked next door to a "lost aliens" camp run by "John Roanoke" - actually Dr. DEMOLISH Adriano - another member. Adriano and Beanley nearly killed Ank, however, they were stopped by GreaterA dropping on them from the vents. Ank and the other Resistance members were then able to escape before the camp was flooded with liquid void.

The Resistance was then able to locate Roko's main base in Siberia. A standoff between Roko's forces, an Alliance warship, and the Resistance began. During this standoff it was revealed that the Eversiscendants were actually working for the Alliance and not Roko. After Roko was vanquished by GreaterA, Ankarstian was able to use an anti-virus program captured by Roko (called Admiral Ironchips) to disable the Alliance ship. The Eversiscendant's ship - Fort Square - however, was able to escape. (TAL: Homeworld)

#### Hunt for the Eversiscendants

Immediately after leaving Earth, the Vanguard reentered the Anear system. Ank - along with several other members of the Resistance - welcomed the recently-released convict "Darwin" into the Resistance.

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While in the "Odessa's escape pod", the Master found him and knocked him out, disguising himself as Ank and infiltrating the Resistance.

Ankarstian then started acting strangely - with him essentially giving Axel (a child) weaponry and even considering letting all of the inhabitants of the planet Pangossi be killed, however, this didn't last long. (TAL: The Gateway)

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#### Meeting Loboto

Soon after leaving Pangossi, Ankarstian encountered Dr. Loboto in the Ul\*shal's bathroom. He was the first to encounter Loboto and essentially inducted him into the Resistance. Ankarstian then stopped a Simulant mercenary and his time hunter ally from killing Loboto. (TAL: The Doctor)

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Once arriving on Planet Triangle, the Resistance was attacked by a Pillar made of snow. Ank managed to miss this battle completely - walking out at the end. A asked him if he knew how to open the time gate on Planet Triangle - with Ank saying that they would need to get Fel. Fel then began to open the gate. Bow-tie then revealed that she was sentient at this point. It was at this point that Aimbot attempted to snipe the Resistance but ~~failed~~ hit GreaterA. This was but a scratch though. Fishe then noticed Aimbot at this point - causing him to hide. Ank then asked for Aimbot's position repeatedly for no reason. This was nearly ended once Fishe hit him over the head with the physical manifestation of Google Maps. Ank continued, however, causing Fishe to give him brain damage to stop. Ank's brain undamaged itself though. Aimbot then appeared - causing Thosth to bend him in half. Ank then revealed that he was repeatedly asking only to distract Aimbot. Aimbot then malded and Yiiked out as he respawned.

It was at this point that Scrawler materialized. He immediately impaled Loboto's arm on his claws. Loboto then severed his arm to release Scrawler's grip. Scrawler reattached his arm. Unfortunately for Loboto, it wasn't his robot arm that Scrawler had grabbed. Scrawler then took out a knife - causing Loboto to use the "gun" function of his fake arm. Scrawler simply absorbed the bullets into himself. It was at this point that A blasted Scrawler with pocket ▍. Scrawler was thrown back by the blast. Cabinet promptly whacked Scrawler with bricks tied to ropes. It was at this point that Ank started to talk about how they didn't know who had sent Scrawler. It was around this time that Bow-tie revealed that she had opened the time gate despite not having limbs or really anything to open up a time gate with.

Scrawler then respawned and revealed that he had dropped the clearance code. Thorn promptly hit him with his staff. Aimbot then revealed that the Resistance hadn't got the clearance code. "Scrawler" then found Aimbot's original body and destroyed the clearance code. This was watched by the Resistance. Ash was nearby the time gate as it was opened by Crawler (another Eversiscendant bot). "Scrawler" then jumped out of a nearby (rogue) bush, grabbed Ash, and jumped into the portal. The rest of the Resistance followed them.

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After defeating Mr. Sweet and Sabrithara Mortimore, the Resistance got a transmission from Andranazar informing them of the location of the Eversiscendants. This was Torej. Shortly after finding out about this, the fake temple self-destructed. The Resistance then set off for the Ul\*shal - with PoseidonHeir meeting them shortly afterwards. Ank told Poseidon about what happened on Lust. Shortly afterwards, Fel set up a teleporter between the Ul\*shal and the Vanguard (which was still in the V'gelgat system). He then placed a humanoid bot in the transporter and gave its arm to Loboto as a short replacement. This was very short as Dr. Cephulon - the Resistance's main doctor - had managed to grow a replacement arm for Loboto. The surgery ended as the Ul\*shal entered orbit of Torej. Loboto decided to go on vacation once waking up on what he assumed to be a beach planet. This was in fact a lake on Torej dubbed "the Oasis". Loboto and Phage then somehow jumped out of the Ul\*shal from orbit onto the Oasis without being reduced to a red stain on the deserts of Torej. This caused a hole in the ship that took 80 cubeoids to repair.

Once this was complete, the Ul\*shal landed on Torej. During this time, Ank was ~~taken hostage~~ arrested for previous crimes by the Torejian government. Several cubeoids later, Loboto found the Ul\*shal. Fel informed him of the situation and the Resistance set off for the courtroom that Ank was being tried in. It was also around this time that Loboto got a portable communicator which allowed him to contact his dad (Meatball Man).

Entering the courtroom, the Resistance found that Ank was being tried for the theft of the artifacts. Ank revealed to the judge that he didn't actually destroy the artifacts - causing him to get even more angry. It was around this time that Loboto revealed that they were spelling "artifacts" wrong (even though they were speaking and not writing anything down). A few seconds later, Ank's "defense attorney" Peppino appeared. Due to Peppino having basically no legal training Ank immediately rejected right to council as soon as Peppino mentioned "updog". The judge then grilled Peppino on where he actually came from - causing Peppino to point out "planet pizza" (actually Marfak) on a galactic map.

Phage then asked where the prosecution is - leading to Ank revealing that trials on Torej were held by the judge only. Peppino left at this point. This was when the judge revealed the punishment - five hours in the "Dunes of Fire". Thankfully for the Resistance, this was where the Eversiscendants had been tracked to. Poseidon attempted to get the punishment halted by mentioning the Jonathan Crisis but the Torejians didn't know about other dimensions (what clamponguses!). Poseidon stopped once he realised that going to the Dunes of Fire would help them.

The Resistance were escorted onto a prisoner carrier that (somehow) managed to hold all of them. Loboto ran off to ~~die of cringe~~ sell sneez jooice. Whil in the carrier, Ank mentioned Dzaraha - who promptly spoke up. Ank then mentioned Finn - who then revealed himself. Ank and Finn then started arguing. During this argument, Bow-tie mentioned that she was homophobic due to Ank and Finn arguing about boyfriends. GreaterA promptly blasted her - with the Cabinet subjecting Bow-tie to the full power of the\_cycle.

It was around this time that Finn had his first encounter with the Cabinet after he said that Cabinet was one of Ank's boyfriends. The Cabinet promptly tossed Finn into the roof of the carrier due to his rage at anyone calling him a name that isn't "the Cabinet" or "ruler of the universe". The Cabinet immediately started to beat up Finn - with one of the guards pulling Finn out of harm's way. Finn then saw Poseidon and recognized him (although he called him Hermes) as Ank's boss. Ank and Finn then restarted their argument. The other members of the Resistance repeatedly attempted to stop them from arguing but failed. After Finn mentioned stds, Ank punched him in the face. Hydrium duct-taped Finn's mouth to stop the argument. This failed. Around this time, Bow-tie made a homophobic remark. Ank immediately tore Bow-tie in two. A accidentally ducttaped Bow-tie back together a few seconds later while attempting to get her to shut up. Finn also added to this short discursion from the Ank-Finn argument. Bow-tie promptly went into mitosis out of spite - forming New-tie. Fel threw the two Bow-ties out of the carrier. Finn then mentioned a clinic on Rescension IV for the STDs Ank had. The Cabinet started using dark magic to replace Finn's vocal cords with teeth. The spell failed though. Someone in the universe's life was probably changed for the worse at that moment.

The Cabinet then punched Finn in the throat in rage at the spell not working. Finn then threatened to call a lawyer. A attempted to teleport everyone on the carrier onto the Vanguard but failed. Hydrium then brought out the chess game he had on him at all times (along with the "silly hostage t-shirt"). Hydrium then began a chess tournament. One of the guards promptly confiscated the chess set in case it was a bomb. The pieces in the chess board and the backup chess board promptly exploded once this happened. While Resistance joked about who had replaced the pieces with bombs, Fel spoke up. Finn then started remarking about Fel finally speaking up. Several seconds later, Finn mentioned Ash, saying that she had left. Ash then revealed herself and promptly slapped Finn. Poseidon then talked about Jonathan. Finn then asked for A to introduce himself - causing A to whack Finn with a wrench that was promptly confiscated.

After A mentioned that all of the attacks on Finn were just joke attacks, the Cabinet tied Finn's limbs together. During this time, Phage talked about Jonathan in more detail. After Finn talked about his limbs being broken, Phage promptly unbroke them. After Finn asked why the Cabinet was allowed around people, the Cabinet attempted to kick him into the air like a beachball. Unfortunatelty, one of the guards got in the way. Fortunately, the guard wasn't wounded that much. Finn then started to dramatically cough up blood. Ank picked up Finn and jabbed him in the eyes - causing Finn to bite his hand. The Cabinet promptly threw a spear at Finn. A guard managed to (somehow) grab the spear. The Cabinet then started stomping on Finn and Dr. Phage cut off one of Finn's hands due to Ank asking for it. It was at this point that the carrier arrived at the Dunes.

A guard then stopped the Cabinet from disemboweling Finn. Phage then offered to heal Ank - causing Finn to ask if he could help him with the severed hand and broken bones. Phage declined. Ank then heard something. This something was a bullet fired by Scrawler that hit Finn's thigh. The Cabinet then held up Finn for Scrawler to shoot. Scrawler didn't know who Finn was and as such declared that he would "fire at will". A guard managed to shoot at Scrawler at this point but he teleported out. Finn demanded medical help at this point. The Cabinet promptly gave him the only medical help he knew - violently slamming Finn into the ground in a perverted form of the Heimlich maneouvere. It was at this point that Fort Square appeared.

As the Cabinet started to bury Finn, the Eversiscendants teleported in. Phage knocked Finn out due to him mentioning the events just being a dream. The Eversiscendants kidnapped the Resistors and brought them to Fort Square. Finn woke up at this point. Thorn grabbed Finn by the neck shortly after this. Cubeson chucked a comically small piano at Finn. It was around this time that Thorn revealed the name of the Eversiscendants to the Resistors. Bow-tie attempted to sell Dr. Phage to the Eversiscendants for her freedom but this failed. After Finn asked why they were brought to Fort Square, Adriano chucked a throwing anvil at him. Thorn then revealed that there was a reason but refused to give it to Finn. Ank then revealed that Finn had sex for money - disgusting Beanley due to him hating all forms of sex. He then started to vomit. Cubeson promptly grabbed a mop. After Ank mentioned sex by name, Beanley grabbed him by the collar while Adriano beat Dr. Phage over the head with a flamethrower. Fel and Ash then realised that they were being ignored and set off for the insides of Fort Square. After Finn mentioned being on a ship crewed by "sexphobes", Beanley readied the disemboweler. Adriano then bashed Ank over the head with a nearby rock. Finn then mentioned that the Eversiscendants had "come around to his way of thinking" - causing Adriano to smash Ank and Finn's heads together.

Beanley then placed Finn into the disemboweler and turned it on. It was at this point that Fel and Ash found Fort Square's powerbox. This turned out to be Aimbot in disguise. Aimbot attempted to shoot down Fel's shot at it but failed due to it being a raygun. Aimbot was immediately incinerated. Scrawler dropped down from the ceiling at this point, however, Phage threw the nonexistalizer at Scrawler. Scrawler fell into an elevator - whose cords were cut by Phage. Presumably due to a random power surge, the disemboweler refused to turn on. Beanley then asked if he could kill Finn due to their orders being to bring the Resistance alive. Adriano said that he could - causing Finn to scream about the guilt of murder. Ank punched Finn due to Ank being an assasin. Finn then tried to strangle Ank to death. Ank assumed that this was a distraction, however, Finn was actually trying to kill him. Ank forgot about his respiratory bypass system due to his shock.

A then pulled Finn off of Ank and the Cabinet started to beat up Finn. A also tried to sew Finn's mouth shut. This didn't work due to Finn talking. The Cabinet then started to mangle Finn's limbs. A then asked for superglue - with Ank revealing that he had used it up already. Another Aimbot then tried to snipe Finn, however, his personal shield deflected the shot. The Cabinet then tried to use Finn as a shield. Aimbot was killed by the deflected shot and Finn was thrown into a wall by the Cabinet. He then started to throttle Finn. It was at this point that Phage, Fel, and Ash arrived. Fel noticed that Finn's spine appeared to be broken. The Resistance begrudingly decided to bring Finn onto the Ul\*shal and heal him. Ank attempted to stop them, however, Phage mentioned beating the shit out of Phage after they healed him. This stopped Ank's concerns. Fel then punched Finn in the arm - breaking it. This placated his demand for violence. He then warped out with Finn.

After the Resistance arrived on the Vanguard, Ank convinced Thosth (who had been left behind :Espungebob:) to let him interrogate Finn once he had been healed due to him lying that Finn was a member of the Alliance. Loboto then reentered the Ul\*shal. Ank threw Finn to Loboto so that he could fix him. Loboto threw Finn to Phage so that someone who was actually a doctor could heal Finn. Phage promptly took Finn to the medical wing of the Ul\*shal. Fishe then asked what they were going to do. Ank replied that they were going to stop the Eversiscendants from doing whatever it was that they were going to do. Phage then emerged with the "fixed" Finn (now with slightly less neurosis).

Finn woke up at this point and then faked fainting. Phage dropped Finn to the floor so that Ank could interrogate him. Ank set off for a nearby room to interrogate Finn. Ank started to interrogate Finn, however, this very quickly derailed and Ank started to jerk him off. Around this time, the Eversiscendants readied a device known as the "reality bomb". While talking about the dicks of beings Finn had slept with, Ank incrediously yelled out. This led to the Resistance realising that something was up. Fel had Delarasay set off for the room that Ank and Finn were in. A attempted to turn on the cameras to the room but Ank had covered them. Ank, however, didn't realise that the microphone was working. Andranazar turned off the mic after about two femtoseconds though. Loboto then looked through Finn's eyes. Delarasay then revealed that Ank was jerking Finn off. Loboto witnessing this gave him psychological damage. Fel then ran off to join Ank and Finn. The "interrogation" then became a threesome. Delarasay briefly turned on a microphone but quickly turned it off. A then had Fishe stop them. Fishe attempted to open the door but the door was already sealed. It was at this point that Fort Square fired the Reality Bomb. The bomb tore a huge gash in reality which interfaced with a nearby dimension Fishe kicked the door down shortly after this. Loboto started to writhe in agony as his second liver mutinited. Around this time, another Vanguard appeared. This was piloted by an evil version of the Resistance from a "mirror universe".

The evil version of Ank started a transmission to the Vanguard declaring that he would destroy the Resistance if they didn't cower before the might of the Resistance. Ank then started to go into a sort of heat upon seeing Evil Ank. It was around this time that Evil Ank revealed that he led the Evil Resistance. Ank declared that it would be "perfect to have him in it". Fishe promptly threw some ducttape onto Ank's mouth. Hydrium attempted to get the Evil Resistance to smeg off but failed. The evil version of GreaterA - GreaterB revealed himself. Evil PoseidonHeir also did this. During this, main universe PoseidonHeir yelled at Ank for being horny for his evil clone. Several moments later, Ank then said that he would "let [Evil Ank] eat my innards". The Resistors were disgusted by this. Poseidon then tried to get the Evil Resistance to leave but failed. GreaterB asked if main Ank was ok. The Resistance (as a whole) responded in the negative. GreaterB attempted to have the Resistance give Ank medical attention but Evil Poseidon shot him down. Evil Ank said that it was horrible that Ank was dangerously horny - causing Ank to get horny at Evil Ank calling him a name. The "evil" version of Dr. Phage then arrived.

Evil Ank then said that he would like to "taste their blood in my fangs". Ank (of course) said that he would like that. The "evil" Loboto also appeared. Evil Ank then said that Ank was insane. Poseidon replied in the negative and implied that Evil Ank was causing Ank's heat. Evil Ank was maddened by this remark. GreaterB then revealed that if he didn't say the forbidden word every two seconds he would implode due to GreaterA asking why he could say it. After Hydrium said that the Evil Resistance's faces were dysfunctional, Evil Ank said that their mothers were dysfunctional. After Bow-tie asked if she could join the Evil Resistance, GreaterB shot Bow-tie through the comms screen. Evil Ank then revealed that they were going to board the Vanguard. Ank replied hornily - causing Hadley to confiscate his lunchbox. Around this time, the Evil Vanguard docked with the Ul\*shal. Fel locked down the Ul\*shal. Fel then had Hadley hand him Ank's lunchbox and looked at it. This led to the horrors within being released on the world. Phage grabbed some "yogurt" from the lunchbox.

Hydrium asked if there were guards. Fel then revealed that the only guards were Delarasay and a legion of attack roombas. Ank then realised that the Evil Resistance had docked with the ship. Cabinet then started to beat him up. Evil Ank then emerged from the hole that Cabinet had formed. Ank then threw himself at his evil clone. The rest of the Evil Resistance arrived at this point and a battle began. Evil Ank picked up Ank with his scimitar and began preparations to split his skull in two, however, Ank asked him if he could fuck him first. Evil Ank wasn't the biggest fan of this but agreed. Hadley then tackled Evil Ank - accidentally knocking Ank and Evil Ank into a room. The door then sealed. Evil Ank and Ank then had sex. While Evil Ank and Ank had sex, Evil Ank got into an argument with Evil Poseidon over landmine flavours. Several seconds later, Evil Ank came inside of Ank. Evil Ank then walked out, picked up his scimitar, and fell to the ground due to poisoned love bites that Ank had inflicted. Ank then "walked" out and dragged Evil Ank into his TARDIS. This was congruent with Evil Loboto fucking dying and GreaterB exploding from not saying the word fast enough.

Evil Poseidon then warped out before Ank could cleave him in half with Evil Ank's scimitar. The Resistors attempted to gang up on Evil Ank but he had conviently vanished. Evil Phage then emerged and attempted to kill the Resistance, however, Ank killed him with the scimitar. Ank then dropped down for a nap. Delarasay then asked where Evil Ank was - with Ank saying that he was "his". The Cabinet promptly kicked Ank - causing him to fully wake up. Ank then explained what had happened to Evil Ank along with other details.

Every five years, Kaldaferatans go into their own version of pon farr. This leads to them having an extreme desire to be shagged by another of their race. It just happened to be thirty years since Ank had last been fucked by a Kaldaferatan. Just before being fucked by Evil Ank, Ank managed to gain some control and poison him using a chemical toxic to Sanguidreiyns. Ank then revealed that he had kidnapped him to fulfill the next heat.

Once this was done, Fishe asked where Fort Square was. Ank then noticed that Fort Square was gone. It was then revealed that Fort Square had followed the Evil Vanguard. Fel managed to place a camera on Scrawler and used this to watch the Eversiscendants massacre the Evil Resistance. Around this time, Loboto fainted. Phage set off for the sick bay with Loboto. The Resistance then watched as Thorn placed Scrawler on janitor duty. Due to all of the plungers joining the Great Plunger God in the Plunger Rapture, Scrawler was forced to use his head to unclog the water from the toilets. Poseidon then noticed that Evil Poseidon seemingly hadn't been killed. Fishe then asked if Finn was still on the ship. Finn replied affirmatively. The Cabinet promptly threw Finn through a nearby window while Fel yelled at him. During this, Fel revealed that Finn had been exiled from Torej and that the Alliance had placed a bounty on Finn's head. Hydrium attempted to get the Resistance to give Finn to the Alliance but this failed. The Resistance was now stuck with Finn. The Resistance then left Torej after getting a distress call from a nearby planet. (TAL: Shattered Mirror)

#### Incarceration

After being healed by Trident Foundation doctors, Ank was brought back to the Shestara Institute due to the Lothrop-Wendove Asylum still being attacked by tardigrades. During this second visit, Ank was placed into "solitary" confinement. Unfortunately for Ank, Domaxian law illegalized solitary confinement. As such, Ank was saddled with another prisoner - only known as Prisoner Aleph. Aleph began torturing Ank mentally and physically. After a week in solitary with Prisoner Aleph, Ank was visited by Finn and Fel. To their horror, Ank had gotten worse - with several behaviors that Ank had displayed before meeting Finn (such as biting his nails) returning. Ank also declared that he would kill Poseidon and the entire Resistance once he got out. Finn and Fel left the room in shock. It was at this moment that the Shestara Institute was attacked by Vortex Wraiths. As Finn and Fel ran to get help from their ship, Ank was grabbed by Prisoner Aleph. Ank initially thought that Aleph was going to fight off the Vortex Wraiths (who had broken into the station at this point). Aleph then handed Ank to the Wraiths. Ank was shocked by this - but was even more shocked when Aleph revealed himself to be the Master. The Master and the Vortex Wraiths began torturing Ank - subjecting him to failed electroshock therapy, mind control, and a few other tortures before the Resistance was able to beat the Vortex Wraiths back. The Master was able to teleport Ank down to a clearing on Domar. While there, Ank encountered an unusual creature - Spamton. The slightly morphic puppet attempted to help Ank with their morphing abilities but was stopped when the Master grabbed him. Ank then jumped the Master and seemingly killed him by throwing him into a massive machine built by the Domarians many centuries ago. A Trident Foundation ship then arrived to pick Ank up and bring them to the Lothrop-Wendove Asylum. Resigednly, Ank got on board (TAL: Institute for the Cruel)

### Retconned JC events

During the second raid on the Eversiscendant headquarters in the In-Between, the Master revealed his true self and temporarily took PoseidonHeir hostage, though he escaped. The real Ank managed to arrive and time-ram the Master out of World-7944, so he wouldn't return again.

After PoseidonHeir was kidnapped by the Eversiscendants, Ank went out to rescue him.  However the rescue attempt failed and Ank was thrown into a space portal. PoseidonHeir was hypnotized by the Pillar Lord and placed under his influence, and sent back to RCARS with a bug in his shoe, to tell the Alliance where it was. PoseidonHeir returned, but Ank knew of the truth and tried to communicate it to the other Resistance members.

Ank tried to body-jump into Poseidon, but failed on account of his possession. He then body-jumped into Ash and then revealed that Poseidon was possessed, however, the possessed Poseidon framed him for assault and conspiracy with the and tried to have him arrested.  Ank then returned to his body, he then communicated with TheGreaterA psychically to convince him of his innocence.  Ank later used the De-Pillarifyer on Poseidon, which saved him from the hypnosis, although the location of RCARS was already transmitted.

During the RCARS attack, Ank decided to try and contact the High Council of Gallifrey back in the Doctor Who reality, however, he then realized that one of the Eversiscendants' ships (or at least one part of it) was an ancient Gallifreyan ship called the Time Schaphe.  He then time-rammed it - sending pieces of it throughout time and space and destroying ten Pillar ships.

He then put up fliers "everywhere" looking for it, with two of them being found. Ank even put a flier on PoseidonHeir's back without him noticing.

Ank later joined in on the Ardonia mission with five human agents, however, his felinas disguise didn't work resulting on his being made into a part felinas part Time Lord (or whatever he is) and changing his gender due to her unknowingly using the DNA of a female felinas.

*there are some details I dont remember GreaterA please add details*

He would later take part in the defense of Fort Zuka, ultimately ending the assault by the Necromancers by giving them the horny and causing them to begin a big orgy

The Eversiscendants would eventually arrive at Fort Zuka and throw a lobster ball at The Resistance, however, Ank caught the ball and threw it back at the Eversiscendants. He would later throw a jarate of cum at the Eversiscendants - which dealt psychological damage to them.

## Retconned events

### The Dark Vortex

Sometime after the Jonathan Crisis, a mysterious force known as the Dark Vortex overtook the Time Vortex; the members of the Resistance who hadn't died horrid deaths (TheGreaterA, GarfielfStuff, Kaluex, and a few others) were gathered together again by the High Council of Gallifrey to navigate the Dark Vortex to its origin so that it could be fixed.

Their first destination was Manussa, however, on the way there Garfielf was possessed by the Mara (or at least a dark reflection of it) and found himself in control of the Mara somewhat quickly.

He would eventually find himself in the Cave of the Snake; where he would bond with the Mara, having his legs replaced by a giant snake's tail.

He would stay in this form for some time before being un-bonded from the Mara (DAR: Snakedeath)

Their next destination was Peladrious Maxima, a planet that was known to be inhabited by Cybermen. They were captured by the Cybermen, with Garfielf thinking that he could avoid Cyber-Conversion by telling them about his previous transactions with the Cybermen, however, they still Cyber-Converted him; however, it was only a partial conversion (his right arm, part of his face, his [UNMENTIONABLE], his vocal cords, and his leg muscles).

He would later take part in the destruction of the Cyber-Colony (DAR: Death and the Cybermen)

Their next destination was Funderell's Rock; an asteroid in the Nygretha system. Around this time; a Reyn warlock named Kendo Virmir would also be dragged to the planet by the Dark Vortex.

They would find a human cult called the Hecate Cult (which was supposedly disbanded in the 1980s) was still active even in the 36th century.

They attempted to sacrifice Garfielf and (TBA) to their gods, however, they were stopped (DAR: The Legacy of Moreton Harwood)

## Quotes

* Oh god you're so big - Ank sleep talking, Let This Be Your Last Battlefield
* I reject the right to council, your honour - Ank after encountering a peculiar defense attorney, Shattered Mirror
* Y.. you're making me r-runny~ - Ank putting his two-cents into an argument on landmine flavours while having anal, Shattered Mirror
* Also I don't think that the Cabinet's activated his circuit yet.. Hopefully it translates his speech so I don't have to explain that "awful racket that sounds like static" whenever he speaks. - Ank, right before the Cabinet activated their personal chameleonic field generator, Homeworld
* I don't know much about Ardonia, however, i assume that its simillar to Vandaria - i.e. a medieval society with anthropomorphic animals and "magic" on it - Ankarstian on Ardonia, The House at the Edge of the World
* "'On events which will undoubtedly lead to your death, always leave deus ex machina situation to escape'. Clever words" - Ank reading a note addressed to himself

## Gallery

The formation of the Resistance. Ankarstian sits on the bottom leftAnkarstian with Fel!lexi\_GelAnkarstian (right) meeting with GreaterA (left) and PoseidonHeir (center). Art by casualspacetrashA rather hideous photo of AnkAnkarstian lusting over his evil selfKral>Karth Ankarstian from Dynasty of FearAnk and Finn hanging outAnk being choked to death by a feminized GreaterAAnk and Andranazar in the workplaceAnk talking in his sleepAnk being held by the Fallen One

PoseidonHeir, GreaterA, **Ankarstian**, Dr. Loboto, Crux Tamaki, SANTACLAWS, Detective Whiskers

**Recurring characters**
Hydrium, Hadley, Investigator Rog'tor, Captain Kiyoshi, Sgt. Fishe, The Cabinet, Fel!lexi gel, Delarasay, Thosth, Andranazar, Finn, Ash, Virmir, Shaley, Pumpkin, Tom, Dr. Phage, Bow-tie, The Creator, Kaluex, IRONIC4life, Hudson, XTeodor12, Penny, Axel

**Minor characters**
Ess'Kraktik, Kost, Hurranix, Beanson, Yyge, Achillean Nestoris, Zulius Kaltaris, Q, The Doctor