Hörry Pötter

Hörry Pötter is an unknown assailant involved in the kidnapping of a group of 10-yr-olds on July 24, 2020. He, much like most of our fictional characters, was created by Head Girl Xenia in an improv DnD event during a cast party.

## Background and Appearance

Unknown. Little is known about this man. Upon looting him, the group of 10-yr-olds found a wallet that contained 20 pennies, various forms of ID's (including, but not limited to, Hörry Pötter, Thomas Angle, Tomas Engle, Tømö(h)s, Tомас, Tõmås, Tømäs, Tomás, TooMAce, Tœmæß, T0mæš, and T0m4$), and a receipt from Hovel Depot. On the receipt, there was a purchase listed for rope.

When Camryn heard that the name on one of the IDs was spelled “like Harry Potter but with an umlaut over the o”, she famously asked, “Which o?” From then on, the name Hörry Pötter stuck.

Though Hörry Pötter had very vague and indistinguishable facial features, he was easily recognized by a bartender of the Hovel Depot Tavern. He also was at least three times the height of a 10-yr-old Matt and wore a cape that Matt was able to remove from his body and put on *before* Matt was released from his rope bindings, even though the cape was drenched in blood.

## The Kidnapping

On July 24, 2020, a group of 10-yr-olds found themselves tied up in an alleyway in Medieval Times. The group was composed of 6 children who would eventually be sorted as 2 Ravenclaws (Camryn and Maren), 2 Hufflepuffs (Elizabeth and Matt), 1 Slytherin (Rosie), and 1 Gryffindor (Haley). It is unknown why these six children were the ones who were kidnapped. Many of the children had similar backgrounds (i.e. Maren, Camryn, and Matt's entire families were dead). However, the only commonality that they all shared was that they were participants in a cast party that occurred that day.

The children woke up with their hands tied behind their back with some rope. It was daybreak, and the sun had just risen from the horizon. Rosie, with just her pure strength, was able to breakthrough the rope and began searching around for items that could free everyone else. She managed to jump into the nearby dumpster, avoid contracting Herpes, and find three items: a broken needle, a rusty screwdriver, and a wrench. She pocketed these and cut through everyone's ropes using the needle, ultimately freeing everyone.

Meanwhile, while everyone else was cheering on Rosie and watching closely, Matt quickly became fixated with one item: Hörry Pötter's cape. Matt spent his time stealthily removing the cape from Pötter's dead body and placing it on himself. Matt succeeded, allowing him to wear a cape drenched in blood. Matt was also able to quickly adjust to wearing the cape and only stumbled slightly once.

## The Tavern

Leaving the alleyway, the children found themselves in front of a Hovel Depot, which to the right, had a sign that read "Super Secret Tavern in the Back" and an arrow leading to the Tavern. In the Tavern were some very shady characters, who luckily were only paying attention to themselves. As the children entered the Tavern, a bartender suddenly approached them.

She, looking at the distressed, freshly-kidnapped children, and Matt wearing a bloody cape that was three times too long for him, quickly became suspicious of these children and of their business entering a Tavern, but just as quickly dismissed the thought. Camryn was the first to ask for a drink, but the bartender said it cost 1 penny for 1 ale. Haley, deciding that the most efficient way to spend our money was not by letting a 10-yr-old Camryn get drunk, denied the bartender. However, the bartender quickly changed her offer and said that she would give all six of us ale for the price of 1 penny. The children, knowing not to deny a good bargain, agreed that it was a fair deal and sat in a booth nearby. As the bartender was fixing up the ale, the group asked her if she had ever seen a "Thomas Angle" around these parts. She responded by tip-toeing the subject and asked which Thomas Angle they were referring to specifically. The children, not realizing that Thomas Angle had cloned himself and become different essential characters in stories, were unable to specify *which* Thomas they had meant, until Maren pulled out the IDs she'd found in the dead man's wallet. She showed the bartender the one with the name Hörry Pötter. The bartender responded that she had seen the man recently, and in fact, he had been in the Hovel Depot the previous night, purchasing rope, but she didn't know anything more. She gave the children their ale, collected the money, and went back behind the counter. As the children drank the ale, it became evident that some of the children could NOT hold their own. Rosie and Maren were having a *good* time, while Elizabeth and Camryn, who just chugged their drinks without cautiously considering how medieval, unregulated home brew could be dangerous, projectile-vomited on Maren and Rosie, respectively, as Haley and Matt drank calmly in the corner. Elizabeth and Camryn had lost all dexterity, motor functions, speech ability, and literary comprehension. Everyone turned to see if they had unintentionally drawn attention to themselves, but everyone in the bar seemed to not have noticed and were keeping to themselves, everyone except a very rat-faced man with strings of hair that stretched 3 ft. long. The man approached the kids and began talking about Thomas Angle cryptically. But after a few insignificant exchanges, riddled with the Bubonic plague, the man coughed hysterically until he fell to the floor. The children once again decided to loot the man, but this time, they found a mysterious small pouch in his pocket. Maren slowly and carefully opened the pouch to find some kind of mysterious golden powder. She reached for the powder to feel its texture; however, the second she touched the powder, a very small amount evaporated into the air and shimmered brightly. Suddenly, everyone in the Tavern turned and looked at the children. Knowing that they might have to fight their way out, Rosie claimed the broken needle, as Haley, Camryn, and Elizabeth asked Rosie to hand them the wrench and the rusty screwdriver. Unfortunately, because of how drunk she was, Camryn's request was denied as she was unable to form a coherent sentence. Haley was given the wrench, and Elizabeth was given the screwdriver, even though she was just as drunk as Camryn. The group spent a VERY long time bickering over what they should do and who should get the weaponry that they didn't notice five people had blocked the only visible door. The children were forced to acknowledge that it was battle time.

At the Tavern's entrance stood five patrons: three men and two women. Haley was the first to attack. She attempted to distract them by taking a small amount of the powder and throwing it to the other side. This only angered the patrons, and the first man lunged towards her. She took her wrench and hit that man, knocking him out. Elizabeth then took her rusty screwdriver and stabbed him in the back of the neck with it, but due to the adrenaline rush, Elizabeth was a little too energetic with her stab and was unable to recover her screwdriver from his dead body. Matt successfully distracted the second man with his bloodied cape, as the second man stood in awe and marveled at this child. Camryn attempted to attack the third man; however, she was unsuccessful, and the man began to bite her in the leg. Rosie then decided to save Camryn by stabbing the man to death in the head with her broken needle. Maren, the last in the group to make a move, quickly began to scour over the first man's dead body and found a tattered bag that bore a similar resemblance to the rat man's pouch. Haley, seeing Matt's distraction and knowing that it wouldn't last long, leaped over and hit the second man with a wrench until he was knocked out. Elizabeth tried once more to remove her screwdriver unsuccessfully. Matt proceeded the second man, reassuring his death. Camryn, seeing the three men dead, knew that she had the option to fight either of the two remaining women. Instantly, she declared, "I don't respect women—I'm gonna fight both of them!" She attacked, but again, was too drunk and unsuccessful. The first woman began biting her thigh. Rosie, again rushing to Camryn's defense, attempted to stab her with the needle. But this time, the woman had seen Rosie do that before and knew her tactics. She then began biting Rosie in the arm. Maren attempted to trick the women into believing that the first man's pouch was ours, and attempted to throw the decoy to the side, shouting "You want it? Go get it! Now I've thrown them off their rhythm!" But, the second Maren touched the powder, the remaining two women lunged at her and began biting her on the neck. Haley quickly ran over and killed the first woman with her wrench. Elizabeth, giving up on her screwdriver, hit the second woman, causing her to back away from Maren's neck. Matt, recovering from his other powerful kicks, gave her a rather lackluster kick in the side. Camryn also tried to hit her, to no avail. Rosie then tried to stab her with the needle, but the second woman was quick to avoid the needle and began to bite Rosie in the face. The woman, distracted from biting Rosie, did not see Maren approaching her. Maren quickly killed the last woman. The battle was done.

Everyone in the Tavern had scattered upon sensing the fight, even the bartender. With no one around them and only peace surrounding the air, the children decided to raid the place. Luckily, before Camryn's mother had died, she had always told Camryn that "Possession is 9/10 of the law." After defeating the drug addicts, Camryn took over ownership and renamed it something punny like "The Tap-vern," "The Sokka Bomb," or "Ava-bar: the Last Ale Vendor."

Unfortunately, the group suddenly heard a familiar siren slowly approaching. Looking for a way out, the children first stumbled upon a back door, which had ultimately revealed itself to be a very realistic and inefficient painting of a back door. They quickly scoured once more and happened upon a window whose only purpose seemed to be for people to escape, as the window had previously been shattered. The group went through the window one-by-one, everything going swell, until Camryn, who suffered from bite marks on her leg (and in a lot of other places as well), lost her balance and twisted her ankle, crushing her lifelong dreams of joining the ballet. The children suddenly found themselves in front of a strange, yet vaguely-familiar wall. Both Matt and Maren recognized that they're parents had died building that wall, which led Matt and Maren to ponder if they were brother and sister. Soon, sirens alerted the area, and the rest of the group convinced them to move on and get out of there. Everyone ran to the west, as Camryn quickly hobbled along, following after them.

## Ba Sing Se and the Flag Poles

Upon escaping the drug addicts in the tavern, the children fled for approximately 200 ft. until they approached a row of flag poles with green flags. The flags were described as green with a dark circle in the middle and a square cut out of the middle of the dark circle. Camryn suddenly realized that the only logical conclusion was that they must have entered the outskirts of Ba Sing Se.

Matt immediately attempted to begin his journey of fire-bending, but seeing as he is not a fire-bender, Matt was unsuccessful in conjuring any fire. He was, however, very successful in alerting an Earth Kingdom guard of the children's presence. The Earth Kingdom guard quickly approached the children and shouted, "HEY! Those moves are prohibited from these parts. You must be Fire Nation." The children, terrified of the consequences and of the Dai Li, quickly devised a plan to distract the guard. They began to sing a beautifully-harmonized and well-arranged rendition of "Secret Tunnel." The performance naturally blew the guard away. He was completely distracted as Rosie, Maren, Camryn, and Elizabeth all tried to take a flag for themselves, while Haley attempted to take the flag pole. All were unsuccessful in acquiring their desired items. The guard began to hum along to "Secret Tunnel" as he smiled and began to merrily trot along his way. Suddenly, he stopped in front of Matt, who looked disheveled and freshly bloodied from his cape. He told Matt to stay out of trouble, wagged his finger, and began skipping away to the beat of "Secret Tunnel."

What the children didn't know was that a mysterious man, who happened to look a lot like Daniel Radcliffe, had been watching the children closely from the shadows. After the guard left, a quiet whisper was heard from behind the shrubbery. The man began to frantically whisper remorseful regrets of his involvement in the kidnappings and the murder of Hörry Pötter. The children quickly found the man and demanded that he come out of his hiding. The man cautiously approached the children with his arms up. Upon closer investigation, the children discovered that the man shared a similar appearance not with Radcliffe, but with Saruman the White. Haley, quick not to trust the man, swung her wrench at the man's knees, causing him to fall down. Matt then proceeded to kill the man; however, the group decided to revive the man, allowing Matt to kick another dead body. The pure strength of Matt's boot completely revives Saruman the White, who ultimately confessed that this was the work of the notorious Thomas Angle. He then snapped his fingers, and everyone passed out once more.

## Conclusion of the Kidnapping

Slowly and groggily waking up, the children all found themselves safely back in their beds in present time. While Haley dismissed the whole adventure and went back to sleep, everyone else noticed a sudden indention in their walls. A golden "T.A." appeared, written on the walls, as the children could faintly hear the "Muppets: Hamilton Act 2" Soundtrack playing in the background.

## Death and Revival...and Death Again!

Much like his life, little is known about Hörry Pötter's death. The group of 10-yr-old children reported that when they awoke, they found themselves next to a dumpster and Pötter's limp body, his throat slit. Upon kicking Pötter's dead body, Matt discovered that he could revive Pötter as long as the tip of his boot made contact with the body, but when he lowered his boot, Pötter died once more. Matt then decided to test his theory by repeatedly reviving Pötter. After confirming that this was true, Matt's boot was able to magically revive Pötter long enough to ask him questions. However, Pötter, bitter that he was killed and now being tortured, cursed at the children. They then unanimously decided to let him die.

After Matt removed his boot from Pötter's chest, Pötter immediately died. Maren then cleverly decided to loot his body. The group pocketed everything they found including the IDs, the 20 pennies, some extra rope, his cape, and the receipt from Hovel Depot. The body was left next to the dumpster.