I Sawed This Board in Half!

**I Sawed This Board in Half!** is the first episode of The Ultimate Winner Reloaded, Season 2 of The Ultimate Winner.

It was released on July 7th, 2019, premiering a new season of its predecessor, The Ultimate Winner. It is considered part of The New York Camp Universe, as Borex hosts the show.

Sixty-four (later eighty) objects find themselves in a deserted island and are convinced to compete in an object show to win one million dollars. Interesting enough, the prize was not given to a contestant on the show as it was cancelled, but part of it was given to a contestant on I Don't Know What to Call This Camp called Corky. As of now, it is unclear what happened to these eighty objects.

## Plot

### **Opening**

The episode opens with the show's generic intro.

After the intro plays, it cuts to Borex and Pierogi talking to each other. Borex tells Pierogi and the other contestants that it is time for the second season of The Ultimate Winner. Pierogi complains that he wanted to party with his "lunks". Borex dismisses him and implies no one cares about his "lunks". He also quickly cuts to the chase and tells the contestants that it is time for the first challenge.

### **The Challenge**

Pier Luigi complains to Borex that the challenge will likely be the "classic platform challenge", but adds the fact that the platform could be WD40-ed and there will be eight team captains. However, he is cut off by Borex telling him he is correct. He also orders the rest of the contestants to get on the platform.

The challenge opens with Disc and Boombox on the platform. Disc tells Boombox to go push Soap Bar off the platform and Boombox questions him. Disc repeats the fact he said "now", yet Boombox continues to question his wants. Disc then asks if Boombox knows what the word *know* means, and Boombox answers that he does. However, before Boombox could get a reprimand from Disc, we see Soap Bar sliding across the platform and knocking the two off.

As Soap Bar continues to slide, she also knocks off Ununpentium Token and Mint, who say their classic "whatie" line. Marble is also knocked off the platform and due to her clumsiness, Soap Bar slides off the edge of the platform, eliminating herself from the challenge.

We then see Hanger telling herself she is glad there are no characters in the season created by Peekystar. However, Fake Sun God and Void come to contradict her, explaining EggNaut is Peekystar's alternate account and calling Hanger a fool. Void then goes to suck up Hanger, who asks Void not to do so. However, it's too late and Hanger falls into the dark abyss that is Void, who is praised by Fake Sun God for its actions.

Key and Sam then appear, and Sam yells that he doesn't belong there. Key feels sympathy for him and asks to be allies and Sam agrees.

Mr. Sardmen is then shown, claiming the challenge is taking too long. He says that it's time to burp, but is interrupted by Quarter, who saws the board in half. Top and Torch fall due to this; Grenade is also angered by Quarter's actions and tells him "no dead memes". However, he then explodes and an orange screen appears with a message telling the viewers to listen to Sardmen's world-ending burp and not to press space or it will break the episode.

Due to the world-ending burp, almost half of the contestants left fall off the platform, ending the challenge with the team captains, which Borex tells the viewers are Void, Saturn, Pluggy, Disc, Napoleon, Bowling Ball, Rune, and Parmaball.

### **Choosing the Teams**

Boris then tells everyone to choose the teams. Since the creator of the show is lazy, the episode simply cut to Boris telling everyone to name their teams.

### **Naming the Teams**

Saturn names his team The Ring Runners, Fake Sun God names his team Worshippers of the Fake Sun God, Throne names her team Made With Manners (a cat-like creature calls "CHAIR" in the background), Disc names his team Disc and His Servants and tells his teammates he's in charge.

Pier Luigi tells his teammates he wants to name his team The Grand Order of Parma, but is interrupted by Hanger who doesn't like the idea. Parmaball suggests a name that starts with Parmese, but Hanger yells Peekystar, cutting off Parmaball. The two words together make the name Parmese Peekystars, which Parmaball seemed to like as he suggested that as the team name. Hanger declines, but the team is named that anyway.

Rune then names his team The Shiny Shields, Napoleon names his Your Franco Overlords, and Bowling Ball hesitantly names the final team The Exploding Blue Light Balls.

### **Closing**

We then see Boris telling the viewers that there will be no challenge or elimination voting, wrapping up the episode. He tells them the challenge he's planned for the next episode was kind of complex and the main reason the episode cuts off then.

He then tells the viewers the contents of the show: 8 teams, 64 contestants, 1 island, 1 prize, 1 host,

and then the show's name, The Ultimate Winner Reloaded.

## Credits

Everything was written and drawn by B204CRises, but the music was created by Vibe Tracks.

The characters are created by B204CRises, Peekystar, TNLRises, kxking2, Lemmy the Lemon, objectpenguin22, cs1323620, laeawesomeprojects, and superoliver\_9604\_YT.

In the intro, LMCRises3 is credited for the circle scripts, F-777 for the music, and various people (listed above) for various characters (unspecified).

## Characters

Characters that appear as contestants:

* Light Cap
* Pierogi
* Saturn
* Icicle
* Nail
* Ununpentium Token
* Buzzer
* Rose Quartz
* Green Tea
* Life Preserver
* Signaly
* Bathtub
* Soap Bar
* Pillowcase
* Dryer Sheet
* Hanger
* Gourdy
* Printer
* Treadmill
* Quarter
* Mr. Sardmen
* Pluggy
* Throne
* Pier Luigi
* Piston
* Mirror
* Parmball
* Sam
* Sugar Cube
* Clocky
* Milky
* Thumbnail
* Key
* Crayon
* Ruler
* Yale Textbook
* Nacho
* Mint
* Top
* Prismy
* Toolbox
* Grenade
* Bowling Ball
* Jetpack
* Sockmonkey
* Fake Sun God
* Void
* Elbow Macaroni
* Disc
* Boombox
* Fruit Salad
* Pixel
* Vector
* Orey
* Bitmap Mr. Sardmen
* Napoleon
* Rune
* Torch
* Notebook
* Compass
* Asthma Inhaler
* Marble
* Honeycomb
* Magnifying Glass

Characters that appear as hosts:

* Borex

Characters that appear as non-contestants or hosts:

* Chair Cat

## Deaths

It is unclear if the contestants who fell off the board actually died. It is also unclear if Hanger, despite falling into the abyss that is Void, died as well.

## Song

The song used in the episode is called *Universal*, with the artist being Vibe Tracks.

## Trivia

* Void, Top, Torch, Bitmap Mr. Sardmen, Treadmill, Milky, Icicle, Nacho, Prismy, Thumbnail, Orey, Pixel, Vector, Buzzer, Pluggy, Piston, Nail, Toolbox, Yale Textbook, Ruler, Asthma Inhaler, Bathtub, Gourdy, Crayon, Mirror, Rose Quartz, Life Preserver, Pillowcase, Signaly, Dryer Sheet, Sugar Cube, Green Tea, Light Cap, Sockmonkey, Printer, Compass, Clocky, Honeycomb, Fruit Salad, Magnifying Glass, Jetpack, Elbow Macaroni, and Notebook all appear in the episode but don't have a speaking line or even a scream.

## Goofs

* Even though he fell off the board at the beginning of the episode, Disc is still shown winning the challenge and getting to name a team.
* At the making of the episode, the Headliners or the eight debuters did not exist. However, nowadays, it can still be considered a "goof" to only mention sixty-four of the eighty contestants.