FIFA 23

The **2022-23 season** was oh dear's 6th year and after the success in the 2021-22 season they had a lot to live up to. Jesus Christ, Big Man and Bald Martin left the club at the end of last season and they renamed the club to oh dear II to symbolize a new beginning with half of the oh dear squad also leaving.

With Mary Batjoachim renewing her contract and Morgan Hudson returning from his fruitful loan spell at Burnley, which included a call up to the England national team, along with a whole host of new signings, including Toca Boca and Zara Larsson, oh dear were ready to start the year off strong

Throughout the season, many former oh dear players returned to the club, like Jesus Christ and Lorna MacMenamin, and others, like Liz Truss, left.

## Pre-season and friendlies

oh dear entered into a No Rules Cup pre-season tournament and made it to the semi-final where they were defeated 4-3 by Berkly Phoenix in a hard fought game

## Transfers

### Loan Out

\*Recalled 29 January 2023
\*\*Recalled 17 February 2023

### New Contracts

 10 June 2023
 23 June 2023

## Record

Main article: Fixtures
* Wins: 195
* Draws: 69
* Losses: 163

\*All Stats as of 22 August 2023 - Stats get updated after each season

## Stats

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (228)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu (170)
* Most Clean Sheets: Oisin Geoghegan (36)
* Most Appearances: lord Divock, Hugh Carroll (426)
* Most Goals Per Game: Atticus Finch (1)
* Most Assists Per Game: Lorna MacMenamin (1)
* Most Goal Involvements Per Game: Mary Batjoachim (1.52)
* Most Man of the Matches: Niran Yesufu (84)
* Most Red Cards: lord Divock, Hugh Carroll (6)
* Most POTSs: Mary Batjoachim (20)
* Most GOTSs: Niran Yesufu (13)

\*All Stats as of 22 August 2023 - Stats get updated after each season

## Honours

### Leagues

* 1x Division 9 Title
* 1x Division 8 Title
* 2x Division 6 Title
* 1x Division 5 Title
* 2x Division 4 Title
* 2x Division 3 Title
* 3x Division 2 Title

### Cups

* 1x EA Cup
* 1x No Rules Cup
* 2x Mystery Ball Cup

## Seasons

### Season 1

oh dear have won promotion to Division 9 in the final game! A 92nd minute equaliser from Morgan Hudson in the first oh dear season of the year secured promotion for the team

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim, Morgan Hudson (7)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (5)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Morgan Hudson, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Liz Truss, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Philippa Walsh, Chunkz (10)
* Player of the Season: Morgan Hudson

### Season 2

WE'VE WON THE TITLE!! oh dear have won the title with 3 games left to play of the season! Incredible performances from Mary Batjoachim, Morgan Hudson, Josh Mulvany, Philippa Walsh and Chunkz made sure the team walked home with the trophy

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (8)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Morgan Hudson, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Liz Truss, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Philippa Walsh, Chunkz (7)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 3

2 IN A ROW!! oh dear have won their second title in a row in Division 8. Amazing performances from Mary Batjoachim, Rishi Sunak, X AE A 12 and returning club hero Jesus Christ helped the team secure the trophy with a game to spare

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim, Philippa Walsh (4)
* Most Appearances: Morgan Hudson, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Alan Murphy, Philippa Walsh, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 4

A dramatic end to the season sees oh dear reach survival with the exact amount of points necessary. A wonderstrike from Morgan Hudson and a fantastic season from Philippa Walsh helped them end the season in Division 7

* Top Scorer: Morgan Hudson, Jesus Christ (4)
* Most Assists: Josh Mulvany (3)
* Most Appearances: Morgan Hudson, Jesus Christ, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy (10)
* Player of the Season: Philippa Walsh

### Season 5

Promotion! After a sensational season oh dear comfortably secure promotion in their last game of the season with a 3-0 win. Morgan Hudson, Jesus Christ and Archie Bentley put in sublime performances to get the team up

* Top Scorer: Morgan Hudson (9)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (6)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Morgan Hudson, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Philippa Walsh, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (10)
* Player of the Season: Morgan Hudson

### Season 6

We are staying up! oh dear have reached safety with a game to spare after a thrilling final game of the season in which the team won 3-2 away from home. Archie Bentley has transformed into a sublime goalkeeper after a below-par start to his oh dear career.

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Assists: Morgan Hudson, Jesus Christ (5)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Morgan Hudson, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Philippa Walsh, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Archie Bentley

### Season 7

Survival again! oh dear stay in Division 6 for another season after an extremely unlucky end to the season and some very contentious referee decisions throughout the campaign. Morgan Hudson shone scoring 10 goals including 4 in 1 game twice!

* Top Scorer: Morgan Hudson (10)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ, Chunkz (5)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Morgan Hudson, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Philippa Walsh, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Morgan Hudson

### Season 8

CHAMPIONS!! oh dear have won the Division 6 title after going on a 7 game winning streak, scoring 20 goals and only conceding 4. Jesus Christ alongside the new signing Alejandro Al Basignana tore defenses apart scoring 18 goals between them.

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (10)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Philippa Walsh, Josh Mulvany (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ

### Season 9

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ, Josh Mulvany (3)
* Most Assists: Morgan Hudson, Alejandro Al Basignana (4)
* Most Appearances: Morgan Hudson, Alejandro Al Basignana, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi SUnak, Alan Murphy (9)
* Player of the Season: Archie Bentley

### Season 10

CHAMPIONS AGAIN! oh dear have won the Division 6 title for the 2nd time after being relegated from Division 5. oh dear ploughed through every team and secured the title with a game to spare. Alejandro Al Basignana, Morgan Hudson and Jesus Christ all put in fantastic performances.

* Top Scorer: Alejandro Al Basignana (6)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (7)
* Most Appearances: Morgan Hudson, Alejandro Al Basignana, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy (9)
* Player of the Season: Alejandro Al Basignana

### Season 11

Survival secured! oh dear have reached survival for the first time in Division 5 this year after some amazing performances from Jesus Christ, Morgan Hudson and Chunkz in the attack and new signing Robert Dragan in the midfield. Next season let's go for Div 4!

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Assists: Chunkz (5)
* Most Appearances: Morgan Hudson, Jesus Christ, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ

### Season 12

Division 5 Survival! oh dear have secured survival in Division 5 for the 3rd season in a row after utterly amazing performances from all of the attack. Jesus scoring 12 goals, Morgan Hudson getting 9 assists and Chunkz getting 11 goal involvements.

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (12)
* Most Assists: Morgan Hudson (9)
* Most Appearances: Morgan Hudson, Jesus Christ, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ

### Season 13

Division 6 has come. oh dear have been relegated after a tough season in Division 5. The return of Alejandro Al Basignana and debuts for Atticus Finch and Wei Wei were ultimately not enough to secure survival.

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (5)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (7)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, WOLFE3Y, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, Robert Dragan, Josh Mulvany (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ

### Season 14

Another season comes to a close in Division 6 and after a hard fought campaign oh dear ultimately could not find a way into the promotion spot. Niran Yesufu, Jesus Christ and the returning Alejandro Al Basignana all put in fantastic performances throughout the season

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (12)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Jesus Christ, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Robert Dragan, Josh Mulvany (9)
* Player of the Season: Niran Yesufu

### Season 15

Still the same old Division 6 after this season. After getting off to a horrific start with 1 win in 5, the club claws it back with new Cancer Awareness and Black History Month kits and went unbeaten in the next 4 ultimately securing survival in the last game of the season.

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (7)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu (6)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Jesus Christ, Archie Bentley, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (9)
* Player of the Season: Niran Yesufu

### Season 16

Division 5 is here! oh dear have been promoted to Division 5 following an outstanding season where the club were 2 points off of the title. Jesus Christ and Niran Yesufu continued to shine and a revitalized Alejandro Al Basignana in midfield was outstanding

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (11)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu (5)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Jesus Christ, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (10)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ

### Season 17

oh dear have secured survival with a game to spare after a tumultuous season, scoring over 20 goals and getting the 10 points necessary for survival in Division 5. The season was stopped due to Big Man's ill health which eventually led to his death, leaving everyone in shock.

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (5)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu, Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Jesus Christ, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany (9)
* Player of the Season: Niran Yesufu

### Season 18

CHAMPIONS!! oh dear have won Division 5 with just 7 games played and not losing a single one! Niran Yesufu with 19 goal involvements and Jesus with 16 alongside Alejandro Al Basignana in midfield made this possible.

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (9)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu (11)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (7)
* Player of the Season: Niran Yesufu

### Season 19

CHAMPIONS AGAIN! oh dear have won back to back titles and have been promoted straight up to Division 3 after a wonderful season from the front three; Jesus, Niran and Chunkz, Alejandro Al Basignana and goalkeeper Oisin Geoghegan

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (8)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Niran Yesufu, Alejandro Al Basignana, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (10)
* Player of the Season: Niran Yesufu

### Season 20

Survival has been secured in oh dear's first season in Division 3 in 6 months after a well fought campaign that could have ended in promotion, but the club are very pleased to still be in the Division. Masterclasses from Jesus Christ, Alejandro Al Basignana made this possible.

* Top Scorer: Jesus Christ (7)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Alejandro Al Basignana, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Alejandro Al Basignana

### Season 21

Staying put in Division 3 is where oh dear lay now after an extremely tough an grueling season, almost getting promotion, but were unable to in the final games. Niran Yesufu, Jesus Christ and Alejandro Al Basignana all put in fantastic performances throughout the season.

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (12)
* Most Assists: Jesus Christ (8)
* Most Appearances: Jesus Christ, Niran Yesufu, Alejandro Al Basignana, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy (9)
* Player of the Season: Jesus Christ

### Season 22

Season 22 has ended in heartbreak with oh dear just three points off of promotion to Division 2, a place where the club has never been in its history. Mary Batjoachim in her first full season since coming back alongside Niran Yesufu helped inspire this team to reach these heights

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (14)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu (9)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Philippa Walsh, Chunkz (10)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 23

THE GREAT ESCAPE!! oh dear have managed to claw back to safety in Division 3 with a game to spare after losing the first three games players like Philippa Walsh, Niran Yesufu and Chunkz stepped up with instrumental performances which guaranteed that oh dear stayed in the Division

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (8)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu, Chunkz (5)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Philippa Walsh, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Chunkz

### Season 24

Champions! oh dear are champions of Division 3 with a landslide campaign, only losing one game all season. The club bounced back from last season where they were almost relegated and with Mary Batjoachim and Niran Yesufu on the forms of their lives, it was never going to be hard

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (11)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (8)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (10)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 25

oh dear have been relegated back down to Division 3 after a grueling campaign in the highest division the club has ever been in. The efforts of Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu, Rishi Sunak and Hugh Carroll were ultimately not enough to help the club stay up

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (5)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (7)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Chunkz (8)

### Season 26

oh dear have secured survival in Division 3 after an unlucky season which could have ended in promotion, but the club were unable to reach it. Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim and Chunkz all helped the club avoid relegation

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (10)
* Most Assists: Chunkz (6)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 27

oh dear have been relegated again, now down to Division 4. The club were unlucky for the second half of the season and ultimately couldn't reach the threshold and dropped down to the club's playground, Division 4

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (3)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (8)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 28

OH DEAR HAVE WON DIVISION 4! The club trounced through the season, scoring 36 goals and only conceding 11 in 7 games, winning them all. Alejandro Al Basignana had the season of his life with 26 goal involvements and every single player was outstanding

* Top Scorer: Alejandro Al Basignana (16)
* Most Assists: Alejandro Al Basignana, Niran Yesufu (10)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Alejandro Al Basignana, Alan Murphy (7)
* Player of the Season: Alejandro Al Basignana

### Season 29

oh dear have remained in Division 3 in their first season back in the division after winning the Division 4 title in Season 28. Mary Batjoachim and Player of the Season Alejandro Al Basignana put in fenomenal performances from start to finish

* Top Scorer: Alejandro Al Basignana, Mary Batjoachim (9)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Alan Murphy (9)
* Player of the Season: Alejandro Al Basignana

### Season 30

oh dear have been promoted from Division 3 to Division 2 for only the second time in the club's history thanks to a fantastic season from Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu and midfielder Robert Dragan having an outstanding season back at the highest level

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (10)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu (7)
* MOst Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Alan Murphy (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 31

OH DEAR HAVE WON DIVISION 2!! oh dear have been promoted to the highest heights in FIFA, Division 1 after an incredible season. Niran Yesufu and Mary Batjoachim were both absolutely outstanding alongside Robert Dragan and Ash completed the team

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (10)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (10)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Alan Murphy (10)
* Player of the Season: Niran Yesufu

### Season 32

The 32nd season has ended and oh dear have been relegated back down to Division 2 after a hard fought campaign in the highest Division there is. The club fought valiantly throughout, but were ultimately 4 points from survival in the end

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (5)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (7)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 33

The season has ended in Division 2 and the club have solidified their place for another season, but were unlucky to not get promotion, missing out by only a few points even with Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu and the returning Alejandro Al Basignana putting in stellar performances

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (9)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (5)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (9)
* Player of the Season: Niran Yesufu

### Season 34

oh dear have been relegated from Division 2 and will now play their football in Division 3. The club started off strong but their form slowed down and were ultimately relegated on the last day even with Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu and Alejandro Al Basignana performing

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (7)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (4)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (10)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 35

oh dear have been crowned as the champions of Division 3 for the second time this year after a rampant display, winning six games and scoring 31 goals. Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu, Alejandro Al Basignana and even Chunkz and Robert Dragan came together to achieve victory

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (11)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu (10)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (10)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 36

oh dear have won their second title in a row, cruising to victory in Division 2 and securing promotion to the Holy Grail, Division 1. Alejandro Al Basignana, Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu and lord Divock propelled the club forward to claim the trophy with a game to spare

* Top Scorer: Alejandro Al Basignana (8)
* Most Assist: Mary Batjoachim (9)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (9)
* Player of the Season: Alejandro Al Basignana

### Season 37

oh dear have secured survival in Division 1 for the first time in the club's history after winning five of their eight games, but ultimately couldn't reach for the title. Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu, Chunkz and lord Divock came together and performed in every single game

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim (9)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (4)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Chunkz (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 38

oh dear are staying in Division 1 after two quick seasons, beating the drop in the first and almost winning the title in the second. Performances from Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu and the returning Alejandro Al Basignana completed oh dear's third consecutive season at the top

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (7)
* Most Assists: Chunkz (7)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Chunkz (8)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 39

oh dear are staying in Division 1 after two quick seasons, beating the drop in the first and almost winning the title in the second. Performances from Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu and the returning Alejandro Al Basignana completed oh dear's third consecutive season at the top

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (9)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (8)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (9)
* Player of the Season: Alejandro Al Basignana

### Season 40

After the fourth consecutive season in Division 1, oh dear have been relegated back down to Division 2. The club brought the season down to the final matchday, but after the 90 minutes, the fate was sealed even with Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu and Alejandro Al Basignana excelling

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (7)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Alejandro Al Basignana, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (10)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 41

oh dear have secured their place in Division 2 after an outstanding second half of the season and only losing twice all season long. Performances from Mary Batjoachim, Niran Yesufu, Alejandro Al Basignana, Oisin Geoghegan and even a 94th minute goal from Rishi Sunak to salvage a point complete the season

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (6)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Alejandro Al Basignana, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 42

oh dear, after losing six of their first eight games and needing to win their last two, have secured survival in Division 2 in the most hard fought season the club has been in thanks to brilliance from most players in the second half of the season and from Mary Batjoachim

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan (10)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 43

oh dear have missed out on promotion to Division 1 by two points after losing out in the final game of the season by a single goal. Player of the Season Mary Batjoachim alongside Alejandro Al Basignana and Niran Yesufu ultimately couldn't get the team over the final hurdle

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (9)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (7)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Alan Murphy, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 44

oh dear have secured their spot in Division 2 ahead of their fifth consecutive season in the Division. The club went unbeaten in the first 6 games, but as the season progressed, they were unable to continue this record and weren't able to reach their goal of promotion

* Top Scorer: Mary Batjoachim (11)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (8)
* Most Appearances: Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Jeremiah Palechevskis (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 45

Another season for oh dear in Division 2 has culminated in the club securing survival as they continue on for their sixth consecutive season. The season started very slow with only one win in six games, but after an outstanding end of the season, the club remains in Division 2

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu (8)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord DIvock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Jeremiah Palechevskis (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 46

oh dear have escaped the grasp of Division 2 by going on and winning the whole thing after getting 7 wins out of 9 and powering their way to the top, the club will now play their football in Division 1 as the end 2022-23 season comes ever closer with just a month left to play

* Top Scorer: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Alejandro Al Basignana (8)
* Most Assists: Mary Batjoachim (6)
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Jeremiah Palechevskis (9)
* Player of the Season: Mary Batjoachim

### Season 47

oh dear has finished another season, this time in the top flight after a seven season hiatus and the club has secured safety with a game left to spare. After two losses at the start of the season, the club bounced back with a run of three straight wins and eventually rounded off

* Top Scorer: Alejandro Al Basignana (13)
* Most Assists: Niran Yesufu
* Most Appearances: Niran Yesufu, Mary Batjoachim, Alejandro Al Basignana, Oisin Geoghegan, lord Divock, Hugh Carroll, X AE A 12, Rishi Sunak, Josh Mulvany, Robert Dragan, Jeremiah Palechevskis (9)
* Player of the Season: Alejandro Al Basignana