At Dinner/Emily and Thorax's argument

Here's how we come to dinner and Emily and Thorax's argument goes in The Corpse Bride and Thorax's adventures of Shrek 2.

[Then it cuts to dinner]

[Mac angrily looks at Neighsay]

Chancellor Neighsay: Must you always be so angry at me?

Mac Grimborn: (vengeful) I have every right to be.

Queen Lillian: There's no need to be angry at each other. [turns to Harold] Right, Harold?

King Harold: Oh, no. No, of course not.

Shrek: Oh, boy.

Queen Novo: So, Skystar, tell us about where you live.

Skystar: Well, Discord owns his own land.

Discord: Yes, it's in a forest surrounded by squirrels and duckies.

Queen Lillian: Well, I suppose that and the swamp'd be fine places to raise the children.

Mac Grimborn: [coughs as he sips his goblet too fast then stops] Uh, it's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?

Chancellor Neighsay: Indeed. And Princess Twilight decided to teach friendship to creatures, who will one day use it as a weapon against us!

Thomas: Chancellor!

Twilight: How could they use friendship as a weapon?

Fiona: Dad, it's great, right?

King Harold: Of course, dear. [to Mac] Right, son?

Mac Grimborn: Well, for his selfish actions, yes!

Chancellor Neighsay: **MY SELFISH ACTIONS?!**

K2-B4: Dinner is served.

[LEP Servant Droids serve dinner as Mac and Neighsay angrily look at each other]

K2-B4: *Bon Appetite.*

Alastor Moody: Well, don't just sit here with your stomachs rumbling. Everybody--and I guess the donkey, too--dig in!

Donkey: Don't mind if I do, Mad-Eye.

Chancellor Neighsay: So I suppose grandchildren they'd expect from the ogre and the Draconequis be--

Mac Grimborn: Ogres and Draconequis, yes.

Queen Novo: Well, there's nothing wrong with that. [turns to Neighsay] Right, Chancellor?

Chancellor Neighsay: Of course not. That is, assuming you would use friendship as a weapon against us!

King Harold: Chancellor!

Mac Grimborn: Wrongo! You and your weak EEA are the ones who will one day use friendship as a weapon against us!

Twilight: Mac, please!

Thomas: How could the chancellor and his association use friendship as a weapon?

Mac Grimborn: You ask him. It's his book.

Chancellor Neighsay: The Equestria Educational Association will never get a creature-second environment.

Mac Grimborn: (ominous) We shall see.

Thomas: Oh, no.

Shrek: Oh, boy.

[Then they begin fighting]

Twilight: This might take a while.

Queen Lillian: It's so nice to have friends and family together for dinner.

[Then they stand up and make the hog fly like a bird]

Queen Novo: Chancellor!

Thomas: Mac!

Mac Grimborn: Thomas!

Chancellor Neighsay: Thomas!

King Harold: Guys!

Rarity: Spike!

Spike Rarity!

Breakdown: Bulkhead!

Bulkhead: Breakdown!

Hiccup: Dad!

Stoick: Guys...

Donkey: Donkey!

[then the hog drops as Fiona and Skystar leave]

Spike: Awkward.

Mac Grimborn: Oh, boy.

King Harold: Son, none of this is your fault. It's Neighsay's.

Thorax: Excuse us.

[Thorax and Emily leave]

[Then it cuts to them walking a hall]

Thorax: I told you this would happen if we came here.

Emily (Corpse Bride): You should've thought about that before Mac started it.

Thorax: I doubt that. Neighsay's the villain, not him.

Emily (Corpse Bride): Maybe he should at least *try* to get along with the chancellor.

Thorax: You know, somehow, he wouldn't trust Neighsay, even if he did want to.

Emily (Corpse Bride): Well, do you think It'd be nice if someone did what I needed?

Thorax: Sure. You need me to pack for you?

Emily (Corpse Bride): You're acting like a--Like a--

Thorax: Go on. Say it.

Emily (Corpse Bride): Like a Changeling, like Pharynx, aren't you?

Thorax: Well, here's a news flash for you: Whether you like it or not, like Pharynx, I *am* a Changeling! And guess what? That's not about to change.

Emily (Corpse Bride): I was the one who made changes for you, Thorax. Why are you trying to destroy that?

Thorax: Why wouldn't you understand? Look, this is why I saved you from Jestro in the first place! I wish I never met you!

[Emily hurt by Thorax's words while he gasps]

[Emily sighs as she leaves]

Thorax: [sighs]

[As he enters his room, Mac, Cozy, Victor, and Pharynx realize what Thorax had said]

Cozy Glow: Oh, no.

Mac Grimborn: I mean, to hurt Emily's feelings out of spite, that's just cruel.

Pharynx: I'm going after her.

Victor: Go. I'm going to have a chat with Thorax.

Mac Grimborn: Agreed.