Episodes

Episode 1: For Sale: Gorgeous Five Bedroom on Wooded Estate with Au Pair Suite (and Evil Housemate) \*\*\*or\*\*\* "At First I Thought it was my Dead Grandmother" \*\*\*or\*\*\* "I mean Honestly, a Sleeping Pill Every Night? With an Infant? What an Asshole."

Episode 2: Ouija? I Hardly Know Ya!

Episode 3: The Dump Swap

Episode 4: I don't believe sellers have to disclose previous satanic worship on the property, but a head's up would have been nice.

Episode 5: The Family Home

Episode 6: Zila.

Episode 7: Oh, no no no, he's in the woods, what's where he stays most of the time, just at the edge of the tree line.

Episode 8: If You Go Out in the Woods Today

Episode 9: Bunkmates

Episode 10: The Psychic

Episode 11: Me and My Demon and My Demon's Yellow Eyes

Episode 12: Is that an alien in your pocket, or are you just having a psychotic break?

Episode 13: The Tear Down

Episode 14: Kids are the f\*cking worst.

Episode 15: Tapping Out

Episode 16: Here's What Really Happened to Claire

Out of the Swells #1: There Once Was a Nanny From Nantucket

Episode 17: The Family Curse: A Christmas Story

Out of the Swells #2: Canary in the Coal Mine

Episode 18: Cryptids, Bigfoot, Aliens, Ley Lines and Why I Will Never Hike Again

Episode 19: Whenever I See Your Smiling Face, I Have To... Run Away Screaming

Episode 20: In Which There Are Witches

Episode 21: Downsizing.

Episode 22: The Home Office

Episode 23: A Crystal Clear EVP

Episode 24: Stalkers, Gremlins, Chickens, Perspective and a Pudgy Chocolate Lab Named Moose

Episode 25: Attached

Out of the Swells #3: A Widow's Walk, a Creepy Hotel, and a Coincidence

Episode 26: The Preppy Prepper [Part 1]

Episode 26: The Preppy Prepper [Part 2]

Episode 27: Lindsay

Episode 28: Namaste

Out of the Swells #4: I get it. It was really really dark.

Episode 29: The Rental

Episode 30: Not that kind of gin.

Episode 31: Revenge

Episode 32: The Doll

Episode 33: Tiny Teeth

Out of the Swells #5: I don't like that closet, honey.

Episode 34: Third Time's a Charm

Episode 35: What has two Z's, two O's, and an anger management problem?

Episode 36: In which we jump the shark.

Episode 37: The Dark Thing

Episode 38: The Listing

Episode 39: The Cave

Out of the Swells #6: "I gotta say, it was a bad plan from the start."

Episode 40: "I completely misread the situation. I was expecting a haunted inn."

Episode 41: Overnights

Episode 42: Impishness

Episode 43: Bury the Lede

Episode 44: Holy Death

Lilith (Chapters 1 - 3)

Lilith (Chapters 4 - 6)

BONUS: Patreon Donors Episode 1

Lilith (Chapters 7 - 9)

Lilith (Chapters 10 - 11)

BONUS: Patreon Donors Episode 2

Lilith (Chapters 11 - 13)

Lilith (Chapters 14 - 16)

Lilith (Chapters 17 - 18)

Lilith (Chapters 19 - 20)

BONUS: Patreon Donors Episode 3

Lilith (Chapters 21 - 22)

Lilith (Chapters 23 - 24) The End

Episode 45: The Singularity

Out of the Swells #7: Memories

Episode 46: The Shit-Stirrer

Episode 47: Loose Ends

Episode 48: The Final Interview (Part 1)

Episode 49: The Final Interview (Part 2)

Episode 50: "Let me just preface this by saying that I never believed in any of this shit."

Bonus Episode: "...their hands had long skinny fingers like pine needles."

Episode 51: The Skeptic

Episode 52: Game Night Revisited

Out of the Swells #8: I'm not sayin' it was aliens, but...

Episode 53: Curses

Episode 54: Not a fox.

Episode 55: A Gilded Cage and a Split Personality

Out of the Swells #9: The Lake House

Episode 56: It'll be comin' around again.

Episode 57: Pacing

Episode 58: Come again?

Out of the Swells #10: The Grey Ghost

Episode 59: The Rake

Episode 60: The Nanny

Episode 61: I swear to God, if this means we have to move again...

Episode 62: The Estate (Part 1)

Episode 62: The Estate (Part 2)

Episode 63: Just Kidding

Episode 64: Earplugs

Episode 65 It's coming.

Episode 66: A promise that will surely come back to bite me in the ass.