The Baker Of Strawberry Street

Welcome to my GHOULISH-GAME-ROOM kiddies. Within here, we SLAY I mean PLAY games like CONNECT GORE and HACK-MAN aha-ha-ha-ha-ha! But here's another GRUESOME-GAME, about a local baker who helps a man and has a FANG-TASTIC TIME, called...

It was a rainy day way back in 1898, up, in New Hampshire, when and where a man walked through a village, carrying an umbrella. He walked into a bakery shop and shut his umbrella then. A fat baker was rolling out dough with a rolling pin and smiled at him. "Good afternoon, sir, it is quite a rainy day indeed" the fat baker said to the man. "Good day, sir, why, yes it is indeed" the man replied to him, with a grinning-face. "Vell, how may I help you?" the baker asked him. "Well, sir, I need some help please. You see my poor Wife and our poor Daughter were kidnapped by the two corrupt policemen within this village!" the man explained to the baker sadly. "Oh my. Vhy, I am deeply sorry sir. Yes, I shall help you indeed" the baker said to the man. "Oh, why, thank you sir. I am only thirty one years old. I need my dear Wife and Daughter" he told the baker, thankfully. The men walked out of the bakery shop together and strolled through the light rain carrying umbrellas through the town.

Meanwhile, two policemen stood within a police station together and smoked cigars. A lady and a young girl were sitting in a jail-cell, crying and hugging one another. "Wet day today eh, Officer Peterson!" the one cop said to the other one. "Why, yes indeed Officer Benson" Officer Peterson agreed and replied to him, as they looked out the window. Officer Benson walked over to the jail cell. "You shall be my Wife in due time Mrs. Hempstead ma'am" he said to the woman. "Oh, please, Officer Benson, sir, my Daughter Violet here and I wish to return to her Father my Husband Ronald" Mrs. Hempstead answered, begging him. "Please, sir!" Violet begged Officer Benson. He just walked away, smoking. The baker got to the police station with the man and they stood outside it, looking into the window. "You just vait out here, Mr. Hempstead sir. I know vhat to do" the fat baker said to the man and handed him his open-umbrella. "Alright, Baker sir" Mr. Hempstead replied and the baker walked into the police station then. "The Baker Of Strawberry Street. May we help you sir?" Officer Peterson asked the baker. "You and Officer Benson here both kidnapped Mr. Hempstead's Vife and Daughter, Officer Peterson sir. I am going to rescue zem!" The Baker Of Strawberry Street answered and both Officer Peterson and Officer Benson drew their pistols, aiming them at him then. The policemen shot The Baker Of Strawberry Street, causing green slime to ooze out of his two chest wounds. He fell backwards, landing on the floor against a wall. They walked over to him, as Mrs. Hempstead and Violet screamed in horror. The Baker Of Strawberry Street opened his eyes and they were now pupil less and solid-black. His straight blonde hair turned black as well. He opened his mouth and it grew wide and huge, being pure black within it, except for two huge white fangs, hanging down from his upper-mouth, being a vampire.

The vampire hissed in its white baker's hat, beige apron, red shirt and pants, then stood up. Officer Peterson shot it once again, but the beast gripped his head, pulled it back and drove its fangs directly into his throat. Officer Peterson screamed, as the vampire eerily-sucked and chewed on it. Officer Benson fired his pistol at the monster, but it kept on feeding on Officer Peterson's neck, causing him to slump over dead in the thing's grasp. The vampire dropped the dead body of Officer Peterson on the floor and attacked Officer Benson, as the cop screamed and backed up against the door of the jail cell. It grabbed his arms, and sank its fangs into the cop's throat, gnawing on it within the shadows. Officer Benson screamed, and choked to death on his cigar then. Mr. Hempstead ran into the police station and grabbed the cigar out of the mouth of Officer Peterson's corpse. He rushed back outside, dropped the cigar in a puddle and stomped on it, putting it out then. Mr. Hempstead rushed back into the place and the vampire dropped the dead body of Officer Benson. Mrs. Hempstead and Violet smiled at Mr. Hempstead. He smiled back at them. "Ronald darling!" Mrs. Hempstead said to Mr. Hempstead. "Anne Sweetheart!" he replied to her. "Father" Violet said to him. "Violet my Daughter!" he said to her, and got a key off of the table. He unlocked the jail-cell and opened it. Mrs. Anne Hempstead and Violet rushed out to Mr. Ronald Hempstead and hugged him. That evening, The Baker Of Strawberry Street was back within his bakery shop in his vampire form, standing behind his counter. Two cherry pies were on the countertop and he hissed eerily at them, blinking his pure black eyes. "You two sure made two delicious smelling pies, Officer Benson and Officer Peterson!" he said to the skeletons of the two cops, that were sitting in chairs behind the counter.

Ha-Ha, SLIME DOESN'T PAY even if you're cops Kiddies! In the end there, The Baker Of Strawberry Street gave Officer Benson and Officer Peterson their JUST DESSERTS hee-hee-hee-hee! SCARY PIE is my favorite!