Cartoon Character Battle Royale

**Combatants:**

Felix the Cat

Popeye

Mickey Mouse

Bugs Bunny

Woody Woodpecker

Tom Cat

Jerry Mouse

SpongeBob SquarePants

Gumball Watterson

# Fatal Fiction

**Mickey Mouse** was having a picnic with all his friends suddenly, a mysterious portal opens up and sucks Mickey inside, while everyone wonders where he went.

**Popeye** is sailing his ship, when the same portal that got Mickey appears, and sucks him inside.

The scene then shows **Bugs Bunny** who is digging underground.

"Hmm.. Should I take a left or right here..."

Just as he is about to continue, the portal appears and sucks up Bugs out of the ground and into the portal.

**Felix the Cat** is having a nice, cheerful, walk, then the portal appears and is seen sucking him up.

"No! I can't go out like this!" Felix attempts to outrun it, but is easily slided off his feet, and into the portal he goes!

**Tom Cat** is chasing **Jerry Mouse** around the house, and then the portal came and sucked them in.

In Elmore, **Gumball Watterson** is walking to school after the bus got destroyed. He randomly trips and looks up.

"What the what is that?!"

The portal was about to suck Gumball in when Gumball barely manages to escape.

"Phew!" The blue cat said when suddenly another portal came in and got Gumball.

"Dagnabbit!"

**SpongeBob SquarePants** was about to walk home from work but then the portal comes in and SpongeBob is sucked inside.

All combatants are sent to the moon. They all stared at each other and knew that this meant **war..**

**FIGHT!**

Felix makes the first move by pulling a giant mallet and attempting to slam Popeye with it. But Popeye grabs it and slams Felix to the ground, Popeye attempts to crush Felix's head but Felix rolled out of the way and charged at Popeye.

Gumball kicks SpongeBob off his feet attempting to step on him, SpongeBob quickly jumps out of the way, and pulls out the magic page, writing: "I become the same size as the blue cat." SpongeBob punches Gumball to the chess, and whacked him with a karate chop. Gumball tries to fight back, but the punches and kicks have no effect on him.

SpongeBob kicks Gumball in the leg, then uppercuts his head off. Gumball however, grows back a new one, getting out his paintball gear, while SpongeBob took out his karate gear.

Bugs pulled out some cartoon bombs throwing them at Tom. Tom however, tanks all of them, and pulls out some pistols, Bugs grabbed a shotgun, and both started firing. Bugs used his propeller ears to fly at Tom, and throw him to Mars. Tom got back up and dusted himself off. He decided to go with fists and socked Bugs hard, he sweeps his feet and throws him a mile away, Bugs got up coughing.

"Alright, that does it!" Bugs ran back to where Tom was and punched him in the stomach.

"GAHHHHHHH!!!!" Tom screamed. And was punched all the way to a meteor. Tom pulled a rapier, as Bugs flew to him he was poked in the eye.

"OUCH!! You just crossed the line....." Bugs kicked Tom, and punching him into multiple asteroids. Bugs kicked Tom down and steps on him ripping his head off, he had a sword in his hands and sliced Tom's body into nothingness. Tom's head was in the hands of Bugs Bunny as he crushed it.

**TOM ELIMINATED BY BUGS!**

Woody grabbed Jerry and throws him to earth. Woody leaps onto earth and punched Jerry in the sky, Woody then pecked Jerry's body turning into a bloody mess. The woodpecker kicked the mouse back down and rams into him, crushing him and killing him.

**JERRY ELIMINATED BY WOODY!**

Woody turns behind him to see a terrified and scared Mickey Mouse.

"You monster. YOU MONSTER! How could you?!?"

Woody doesn't respond to this and chuckles.

"Your next mouse!"

Woody ran off at Mickey, with Mickey delivering a hard punch to Woody's gut. Woody took out two uzi's and Mickey got out an AK-47. Both fired shots with tons of bullets dropping, Mickey hid behind a bulding and shot Woody 4 times.

The mouse stopped the cartoon and appears behind the woodpecker, snapping his neck. Mickey took out his paintbrush pointing it at Woody and closed his eyes.

"Sorry."

Mickey melted Woody away with the thinner.

**WOODY ELIMINATED BY MICKEY!**

Felix and Popeye's fight continued as Felix killed Popeye. Popeye resurrects himself with spinach and punched Felix to the sun.

"Okay..Now this is getting annoying!" Felix grabs the sun and throws it at Popeye, but the sailor punches it back at Felix.

"Uh oh!" He said as he whistles summoning the magic bag. Felix transforms into the black cat, flying through the sun and colliding punches and kicks with Popeye destroying stars, and galaxies.

"Man, he is SO. Strong." Said Felix.

Popeye does his twister punch but The Black Cat flew above it and kneed Popeye out of the animation.

Popeye went back into fiction only for The Black Cat to roundhouse kick him into a different reality.

"I needs spinach!"

The animator threw Popeye spinach, eating it. The Black Cat was about to tear through Popeye, having Popeye punch the living CRAP out of Felix turning him back to his base form. Popeye was about to punch Felix but it was interrupted by SpongeBob taking the punch for Felix.

"OOOOFFFFFFFF!!!!"

Gumball enters the dimension and shoots paintballs at SpongeBob's eyes blinding him. Gumball pulled out a baseball bat.

"Batter up!"

Gumball swings SpongeBob away, Popeye was distracted by this, so Felix pulled the outline of Popeye, who resurrected again with spinach.

"**Die already.."**

SpongeBob took the magic pencil while Gumball got out the remote, SpongeBob wrote some monsters and Gumball turns all of them off. SpongeBob began to write infinite and endless monsters, Gumball teleports himself behind SpongeBob and teleports him in front of the crowd. SpongeBob got ran over by numerous of them.

**"8 days later"**

The crowd of monsters stopped and Gumball had the magic pencil.

"Time to finish you off for good!" Gumball paused time ripping SpongeBob in half. He began to walk away. SpongeBob regenerates into 2's. Gumball heard laughing behind him and turns around.

"What the what? Guess I finally have to use this."

Gumball drank the ghost potion and went into one of the SpongeBob's in order to beat up the other one. But he is shocked to see all the cuteness, and is scared out of his mind. SpongeBob sucks up Gumball with his reef blower, destroying it and erases Gumball's body with the pencil.

**GUMBALL ELIMINATED BY SPONGEBOB!**

Popeye comes in and crushes the other SpongeBob. He then punched SpongeBob so hard he went out of the animation, and turned into nothing but coins. Popeye left fiction again and destroys all the coins.

"I'm strong to the finich cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!"

**SPONGEBOB ELIMINATED BY POPEYE!**

**Combatants Remaining:**

Felix the Cat

Popeye

Mickey Mouse

Bugs Bunny

Felix left the animation and glares at Popeye. Mickey was lost without a clue.

"Gosh. Where is everyone?"

He gets tapped on the shoulder by a rabbit.

"Eh..what's up, doc?"

Bugs munches on a carrot.

"Say, uh. Do you know where everyone is?" Mickey said that as Bugs responds.

"Well, sure! Their right outside of the animation."

"Really? Gee, thanks. Maybe your not so bad after all."

Mickey shakes hands with Bugs and Mickey is handed with a grenade lit. Mickey walks away but notices the grenade and throws it at Bugs.

Bugs digs under the explosion and eats a super carrot. Mickey summoned tons of clones, and the real Mickey turned into Jedi Mickey. All the Mickey's charged at Bugs while Bugs did his heat vision at all of them, suddenly Mickey comes flying behind Bugs and sliced him into two's.

"Well would you look at that...wait a minute..."

He noticed that everything became white.

"Now your in my world." The rabbit laughed, he drew a mousetrap, but Mickey isn't going to die that easily. Not falling for it, Bugs drew some anvils to squash Mickey but he dodged all of them.

"Okay..try this then!"

Bugs made collapsing buildings fall on Mickey. Mickey managed to tank all of them. And left the cartoon. He threw Bugs back in the cartoon and became his own version of the animator, he flipped the frames over and over, as Bugs began to get exhausted and fell unconscious. Mickey destroyed the animation, and left to find Felix and Popeye. But is stopped by a kick to the nose by Bugs.

"Okay. That's IT! No more Mr. Nice Mouse!

Mickey disappeared and went to his desk.

"How much does Warner Bros. cost?"

"**$30.4 billion"**

"Well, dang that's alot. But I'm buying it!

30 minutes later Bugs thought it was over, but Mickey came back. Bugs was about to charge at Mickey.

"You can't beat me! I am your owner now!"

Bugs got on his knees and begged for mercy, but it was too late. Mickey had deleted Bugs from all existence and eternity.

**BUGS ELIMINATED BY MICKEY!**

Mickey left and went to search for Popeye and Felix.

Meanwhile, Felix was getting jumped like a weakling.

"Say ya prayas' you big palooka."

Felix was about to accept his fate when he thought of an idea. He pulled the outline of Popeye again, and Popeye was disintegrated. He was about to revive himself with spinach but Felix snatched it from him. Felix crushes the spinach and pulls the outline of Popeye's disintegration body, erasing him for good.

**POPEYE ELIMINATED BY FELIX! 2 REMAINING!**

Felix was tired, and was kicked to the back by Mickey. Felix crashed into a cave, Mickey went in the cave and rammed into Felix, Felix ran at Mickey, but Mickey jumped behind him and headbutted him back. Mickey ran at him and threw him into a wall. He took out a gun and shot at him, with Felix firing back. Mickey punches the ground shaking it, causing Felix to fall over.

He quickly recovered, and leaps over Mickey's magic splotch. Attempting to shoot him. Mickey jumped over that kicking Felix back. Felix grabs Mickey spinning him around, throwing him away then uppercutting Mickey up, and kicking him back down. Felix grabs Mickey by the ears this time and throws him out of the cave in space.

Felix attacks Mickey from all corners but Mickey does a ground pound move, stunning Felix and sending both of them back down. Mickey charges at Felix who hits him back. Felix sighed in exhaustion. Mickey got back up. Both traded fists and kicks, and clashed with each other.

Both were heavily injured and badly bruised. Felix began to get on his knees. Mickey turned behind him, and Felix's legs were swollen as he collapses to the floor. Mickey falls to ground, but opens his eyes to see the unconscious Felix.

**FATALITY!**

# Results

**Tom was first to die, he was outclassed by almost everyone here, and didn't have enough toon force to win.**

**Jerry wasn't going to last long either, he barely has any feats, and the only thing he has shown was intelligence and durability.**

**Woody was killed by Mickey, because he had no counter to the thinner and he was outmatched due to the fact that Mickey can summon clones.**

**Gumball certainly wasn't going to win, he acts like a idiot sometimes and his Big Bang feat is an outlier. He is also weak and can be knocked out rather easily.**

**SpongeBob also struggles, he isn't the brightest one in the bag, and is like, 2 inches tall. He was also the slowest here to the point of speedblitz. He is also pretty weak too as he can't even lift a small stick with two marshmallows on the side, and can't open a ketchup jar.**

**Bugs dies next, he isn't much of a fighter as he usually relies on tricking and outsmarting his foes. And the animator mode would be useless, since the others here could also break the 4th wall. He has the best toon force here, but he pretty much loses if someone is smarter than him.**

**Next up: Popeye. Without spinach, the others can defeat him, with spinach he can handle everyone here, however Felix and Mickey are pretty fast, and can stop him from eating it. They have also shown better toon force and hax than Popeye ever had.**

**So it all came down to Felix and Mickey. While Felix was more durable, Mickey was smarter, and had more weapons. He also took the edge in abilities. Mickey had also better fourth wall abilities. They were pretty even, but Mickey slightly had more feats than Felix.**

**So in the end, Mickey Mouse beats Felix the Cat. And if Mickey Mouse gets the Lucky Penny, nobody would be able to kill Mickey.**

**Mickey wins.**