Boys vs Girls

## Plot

Arion, Kameron, and Channon meet female versions of themselfs: Ariel, Kamryn, and Charmaine

## Characters

* Arion
* Kameron
* Channon
* Ariel
* Kamryn
* Charmaine
* Brock
* Bomber
* Buster
* Bertha
* Beatrice
* Betty

## Script

[The episode starts with a poster saying “Science Tournament: Whoever can create the best creation, wins 1,000.000 dollars. It takes place in Toon Town, next to a building in the streets]

**Arion**: [Camera pans back to Arion, Kameron, and Channon] Wow! A million bucks!

**Kameron**: We can sure use it!

**Channon**: Yeah! [Smiles and imagines a fat stack of food]

**Arion**: [Looks at it] What the- [Punches the cloud away] Channon, your gonna be obese by the end of this episode!

**Kameron**: Anyway, what are we gonna make?

**Arion**: How about we make-

**Ariel**: [off screen] The perfect little girl?

**Arion**: [Turns his head to see Ariel, Charmaine, and Kamryn] Who…[facing Ariel] are you?!

**Ariel**: I’m Ariel! And why do you look like me?!

**Arion**: I’m Arion! [holds hand out for handshake]

**Ariel**: [Shakes hand] These are my best friends, Charmain and Kamryn!

**Arion**: These are my best friends! Channon and Kameron! Anyway, perfect little girls, huh? How about we make the perfect little boys?

**Ariel**: Oh, so your copying us?

**Kamryn**: Yeah, that’s kinda cheating!

**Charmaine**: Yeah! Nobody likes a cheater! [accidentally walks into a brick wall] Oof! I gotta get new glasses…[rubs head]

**Arion**: Pfft! We can make our living creations by tomorrow! How ever wins takes all and no splitting! Deal!

**Ariel**: Deal! [They shake hands]

[The Boys turn around]

**Arion**: Dont worry guys, we’ll be fine! [Cut to The Colors Castle kitchen] WE WON’T BE FINE!!! I DON’T KNOW THE FIRST THING TO MAKE A LIVING CREATURE WITHOUT- You know- [grabs a Jar of Mayonnaise, sticks a banana inside and then makes it burst] …that!

**Channon**: A banana with mayonnaise? That can’t taste good, Arion!

**Arion**: [face palms] Channon, you naive child…I’m glad you don’t know what I’m talking about.

**Kameron**: Oh, I have an idea! Arion, didn’t you watch that one show about…3 super powered little girls fighting 3 super powered little boys?

**Arion**: [eyes widen] That’s it! Great ideas, Kameron! Ah, now I remember! All we need is Snips’n’Snails, and a puppy dog tail! That’s the recipe for the perfect little boys.

**Kameron**: I’m on the snails! [runs off screen]

**Channon**: I’m on the snips! [runs off screen]

**Arion**: And I’m on the…[Face turns to a confused look] Puppy dog tail? Why- how- How am I supposed to get a separate dogs tail? [Puts a bowl on the kitchen table and walks off]

[Cut to Channon in the bathroom with scissors, he lifts his underarm up and cuts his armpit hair off. He throws it into the kitchen bowl]

**Kameron**: [walks up to a tank filled with 3 snails, they’re acting rowdy and tuff] All these guys do is bite my fingers when ever I try to feed ya! [picks them up, they bite his fingers] Welp- Ow! You’re turning into the escargot meal for tonight! [Walks into the kitchen and tosses the screaming snails inside the bowl]

[Cut to Arion sitting on his bed wondering]

**Arion**: Hmm…where should I get a tail from…[Looks at his Star pencil] Oh, that’s how! [Draws a white, spiky, dog tail, with a black tip, it pops to life] There! [looks at Sugar, she has a confused look] I didn’t kill another dog, Sugar! I’d never hurt a dog! [walks past her, to the kitchen and puts the dog tail in] Let’s see now. Snips and snails and a puppy dog tail. (*Close-up of them.*) All that leaves is — (*His perspective, looking across the kitchen. As he speaks, pan slowly to the counter, oven, table, and back.*)

**Arion:** Radioactive Gasoline! There’s gotta be something around here with that potency. Hmm—let’s see…

(Stops on near a closet, which houses a radioactive bucket, glowing and emitting fumes.)

**Kameron**: Yes. (wiping nose on sleeve) Definitely, radioactive— (*coughing*) —gasoline! Mmmm… [approaches and picks it up, he sniffs it. He pours the radioactive liquid in the bowl] There! Now we wait…

**Arion** [Chuckles] Yeah! [Pulls a background that says: “1 hour later” onto screen, it then fades away to show the boys tired of waiting]

**Channon**: Still nuthin…

[The scene then transitions to night time]

**Arion**: Man, screw this! It’s been an hour! [Grabs the bowl and flushes it down the toilet] Those girls win the darn money! [Shuts the door] I’m going to bed! You guys make something like…a robot or whatever…[walks away. As he left, the toilet glows with blue, red, and green lights, it rumbles, and 3 toddler like arms stick out from it]

[Cut to the science fair tomorrow morning, Arion, Kameron, and Channon are sitting at a table sad with a robot]

**Ariel**: [Bring a sheet covering something underneath] And now, presenting! [Removes sheet to show Bertha, Beatrice, and Betty underneath] The perfect little girls!

**Kameryn**: Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice! Pink one is Bertha, Blue is Beatrice, and Green is Betty!

**Charmaine**: [Hugs Beatrice] They’re really cute! [looks at Channon] Where’s your “perfect little boys”?

**Channon**: They didn’t work! [Holds up his robot] But hey, we made this! [Robot explodes] Ah!

**Beatrice**: Well, at least you tried!

**Betty**: Yeah, you tried, even tho you lost! [laughs, but gets interrupted by Bertha]

**Bertha**: Betty! Don’t!

**Arion**: They won’t even show up in bowl! [cries into his hands]

**Betty**: [Hops on the table] Look, little man, we have nothing to do with this [pats him] But, I’m sure you’ll get over it.

**Brock**: [off screen] Why don’t you guys pick on someone your own size? [Everyone turns to the door to see Brock, Bomber, and Buster]

*Arion, Kameron, and Channon are amazed and happy by this sight. They scoop the boys (Arion - Brock, Channon - Bomber, Kameron - Buster) up in an embrace. This shot shows the pale red eyeshadow the boys wear.*)

**Arion:** Ah, our children

(*Each of the little boys socks them and hauls them up to the ceiling. Like their faces, their voices carry no hint of any geniality other than toughness and rowdiness, the proper attitude of a tough boy.*)

**Brock:** Hands off! Who do you think you people are anyway, Pops?

**Arion:** [breaks free and floats in front of Brock] Why, yes! I am your FATHER!!!

(*Arion’s shout at the end of his sentence sends the boy to the ground next to the other two. Kameron and Channon fly to Arion. The camera follows Brock.*)

**Arion:** (*from o.c.*) LITTLE JERKS!!

**Bomber:** Hey! We ain’t no babies! What’re you trying to say?

**Brock:** Yeah, we got names!

**Bomber:** Bomber!

**Brock:** Brock!

**Buster:** Buster!

**Brock:** We followed you 3 here to kick some butt! And now that we’ve caught up to you. prepare for a whole lotta butt whoopin!

**Arion**: I created you, you’re supposed to- [Releases] Oh, yeah! [shoves them to The Girls] Well, ladies, meet our perfect little boys! What do ya think?

**Bertha**: Uhh..hi, Brock [holds out her hand]

**Brock**: [Spits in his hand and tries to shake her hand]

**Bertha**: Ew! Gross! [moves her hand away] Don’t spit on me!

**Brock**: [Chuckes] It’s just spit! You can’t handle the spit?!

**Beatrice**: That’s disgusting!

**Betty**: Bluegh!

**Buster**: Don’t be such a sissie!

**Bomber**: What’s next? You gonna run like a little chicken?

**Brock**: Yeah, how about we get ‘em? [Each of the boys deliver a powerful punch that sends the girls through the wall and into the streets]

[Ariel and Arion watch as the toddlers punch and kick each other]

**Arion**: Wow!

**Kenny**: [walks up to Arion] Well…whoever wins the fight, wins the prize money [Cut to other kids who wanted to present there’s]

**Zoe**: Aw! I didn’t even get to show my volcano!

**Connor**: I didn’t get to show my robot!

**Elijah**: I didn’t get to show my alien!

**Vinnie**: And I didn’t get to show my largely, infected toe! [Everyone in the room gets grossed out, cut to Blanda being thrown at a wall]

**Brock**: [Floats in front of her] Come on, brat! Can’t you throw hands! [breaths fire, but Bertha counters with ice breath] Impressive, but that’s not gonna- [Gets punched by Bertha and gets sent to the floor]

**Bertha**: Whoops, sorry! [Gets hit by Brock’s fire breath]

**Brock**: Bingo! Gotcha!

[Cut to Bomber throwing electrical bombs at Beatrice. Beatrice uses a high pitch scream and blows up the bombs]

**Bomber**: How dare you blow up my bombs! [kicks Beauty in the stomach, slams her, on the ground and delivers a toxic blow to the torso]

**Beauty**: Enough! [claps and sends Bomber to a building, mocking] Sorry, Bomber! Did you get a boo boo? [Bomber than lifts the building and throws it at Beauty] Oh, dear…

**Bomber**: [Watches Beauty get crushed] No! But you did! [laughs]

[Cut to Brenda and Buster throwing punches at each other]

**Brenda**: Okay, enough punches! Time for kicking! [Kicks Buster in the nuts]

**Buster**: [Emits a high pitch scream that shakes the entire town]

**Betty**: Yowch! Sorry- [Gets zapped with thunder by Buster. Gets tackled into a wall]

**Buster**: Hmph! Feel this! [punches Betty all the way until she hits another building. It collapses] Loser!

*Brock socks Bertha and then a high kick. Bomber has hold of Bubbles and slams her into the ground, and then throws her into a building. Brock keeps punching Bertha. Now Betty lays into Buster. He then grabs her arm and spins her around to throw her against a wall. Again Brock and Bertha square off, but he wins this round by landing a punch that sends her crashing against the building.*

(*When the dust clears, Bertha looks as if he is about to blow every gasket in his head. After a long moment of seething, she snaps.*)

**Bertha**: Razzle Dazzle!

[The Girls hold each other’s hands and they spin to form a twister light. They pick up the boys and slam them down onto the floor constantly until they get tired.]

**Bertha**: (dizzy) Ha…ha…take that…(holds in her barf) …boys!

**Betty**: Let’s never do that again!

(The boys lay in the ground until they regain consciousness. The Boys are uninsured by The Girls attack.)

**Brock**: Hat Bomb!

Brock takes off his hat, rolls it into a ball, Bomber applies a bomb inside of it, and Buster gives it a thunder power and throws it at the Girls. It explodes and electrocutes the Girls and sends them into a building)

(*The trios charge at each other, screaming in rage. Now it is a full-scale brawl, with punches, kicks, choke holds, and eye lasers coming fast and furious up and down the block. Bertha breaks loose and goes after Brock, but he dodges her attack, catches her by the hair, and swings her around by it, slams her down a few times, and throws her down the street and into a building, causing it to collapse.*)

(*Bomber catches Beatrice with a kick to the gut. She is propelled through the front window of Haze’s house. Inside, she lands inside Haze’s room. Haze is on his computer, it shows 3 X’s on screen. Beatrice shows a confused look before exiting the room.*)

*Betty, meanwhile, is after Buster, but he lands a punch that knocks her clean through multiple buildings. She comes to rest on a restaurant table, crashing food everywhere. Buster jumps in through the hole in the wall.*

**Chef Kid**: Oi! You ruined my restaurant! (gets punched back by Buster)

**Buster**: I don’t care

Buster picks up the table and knocks Betty back out, creating a new hole in the process. In the street, Nehemiah and Martha stand by a sports car. Bertha falls on the front end, and Brock jumps onto the rear a moment later to launch her as if from a seesaw and then goes up after her.

**Nehemiah**: MY CAR!!!

**Martha**: I’ll buy you a new one!

Beatrice dashes past a Cheese Burger cart, which is promptly destroyed by a laser blast by Bomber. She is flung into a tree due to the explosion.

**Maria**: I would like- [sees it exploded] A smoke patty…[frowns]

Betty and Buster go soaring across the street in front of a car with Stevie and Julie in it. Buster eventually kicks Betty into another building.

**Julie**: Wowie!

**Stevie**: Cool!

Now Brock and Bertha carry their fight past a street corner where Rodrick, Joy, Cookie, Lucille, and Bart is standing. They fly right into all of them, causing them to crash into the ground, face first. They all exchange an “Ow!” Cut to The Boys delivering a final punch to each of The Girls.

[Cut to Arion, Ariel, and their friends sitting next to a window]

**Arion**: I’m confident that my little boys will surely win!

**Ariel**: Please, my little girls are smarter than your boys! I can hear them begging for mercy!

**Arion**: Prove it! [smirks]

**Ariel**: Gladly! [They both look out the window and BAM]

(*The girls slam into the window face first and slide down out of sight. The next line is delivered in rhythm accordingly.*)

**Arion:** [Smiles happily] Hello, Bertha!…Uh, goodbye, Bertha…Hello, Beatrice!…Uh, goodbye, Beatrice…Hello, Betty!…Uh, goodbye, Betty. (*turning from the window*) I told you my boys would win. Speaking of which [looks around] Where are they?

**Kameron**: [points up] LOOK!!!

**Channon**: Oh, there they are!

[Brock dives down with a broken airplane, kids screams. Bomber drives a derailed train full off passengers to the Girls, Buster throws a titanic ship towards the Girls]

**Arion**: I don’t think injuring people was on my todo list…(They all watch as the vehicles explode onto the Girls)

(Cut to the Girls laying in a pile defeated and injured. Beatrice rubs her head in pain)

**Betty**: Where’d…where’d…ugh..my head…where’d those brats go now?

**Bertha**: Does it look like I know? They could be anywhere-

(Bertha is interrupted by the Boys striking them again, sending them into another brick wall. The Boys celebrate together and laugh at The Girls)

**Bomber**: I got ‘em!

**Buster**: No, I got ‘em!

**Brock**: I got ‘em!

**Bomber**: I did! I hit ‘em all the way with this punch!

(The explosion clears and the Girls stand facing the boys)

**Bertha**: These bullies aren't even playing fair!

**Betty**: They really wanna kill us!

**Beatrice**: And they don’t care how injured we get!

**Bertha**: (approaches Brock) How about a little race, Boys? (The girls uses their laser eyes and zap the Boys. The Girls smirk and take off flying)

**Buster**: Those cheaters think they can fly away from their problems?

**Bomber**: They trying to run away like cowards?

**Brock**: Not on our watch! Let’s get ‘em! (They fly after them)

(Cut back at Arion with the others.)

**Arion**: Jeez, sooner or later, the entire planet is going to explode.

**Ariel**: Yeah! So why don’t you control your boys?!

**Channon**: Why don’t you control your girls?

**Kamryn**: Why you- (They all get into a fight cloud beating each other up)

*(Cut back to the toddlers. The girls fly across Toon Town and out of the city proper, with the boys in hot pursuit and matching their every move.*)

**Bertha:** (*looking over shoulder*) Here they come! Let’s take this into outer space!

(*The girls execute a hairpin turn. The boys miss this and overshoot, but quickly hit the brakes and get back on course. Now they start to gain ground. The Girls and Boys swore right into the clouds, each members lose track of each other.)*

**Brock:** Hey! They're gone!

**Bomber**: Where is everybody?

**Bertha**: It’s way darker in these clouds than I thought it would be!

**Buster**: How do we get out of this then?

**Beatrice**: Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea…

(They all run and slam into each other. The clouds clear away. They all exchange looks before The Boys take off)

**Brock**: Cya! (The Girls fly after them. They fly into space and past The Angry Sun)

**The Sun**: Hey! Watch it!

**Bomber**: Sorry, Sun!

(The Boys try their best to catch up to The Girls.)

**Brock**: Hurry! Kick in the afterburner!

(*Their light trails give way to billowing clouds of smoke, and they speed up considerably.*)

**Bertha:** (*looking over shoulder*): Uh-oh! They’re gaining fast!

(*The boys flash past them, leaving them floundering in the exhaust. All three girls to cough and choke, their eyes watering.*)

**Bertha**: This…gas…is making me…choke!

**Betty:** I…can’t…see!

**Beatrice:** I…can’t…breathe!

(*Still coughing, they tumble out of the sky. Pan to the boys.*)

**Brock**: Oh, man! I love our afterburner move!

**Bomber**: One of our best moves, huh?

**Buster**: Those Girls are still falling, Brock

**Brock**: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s kill those sissies!

(*They summon their energy and glow as if channeling lightning. All we see of them are their silhouettes.*)

**Boys:** YEAH!!!

(*They go into a screaming dive. The Kids renter the atmosphere of Toon World, The Girls hit the ground hard, but instantly the boys strike each of their counterparts.)*

*(The girls yell in pain from the contact. This seems to finish The Girls as the attack was so deadly, The girls glow brightly, screaming in terrified horror and panic (Bertha sticking her tongue out, on her knees, waving her arms, Beatrice waving her arms around, Betty covering her eyes and stomping her feet), and explode in a cloud of black smoke. )*

*(When it clears, the components that went into their making fall to the ground (Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice). The Beautybuff Girls are no more. Cut back to Toon Town. Ariel, Charmaine and Kamryn watches as their components fall to the ground in front of them.)*

**Ariel, Kamryn, Charmaine**: (Sad) Beautybuffs go boom… (They begin to cry. Arion, Kameron, and Channon stand beside them. They pat their backs until they see their boys return.)

**Arion, Kameron, Channon**: (happy) The Bullybuff Boys!

(The Bullybuff Boys fly to Arion, Kameron, and Channon. The Boys tackle hugs them.)

**Arion**: Ow! Great job, Boys!

**Channon**: Yeah! I’m glad you defeated them.

**Kameron**: Yeah, but- (points and the camera pans to the remains of The Beautybuff Girls) did you have to kill them?

**Arion**: Yeah! (let’s go of Brock, he flies off) I just wanted you to knock him out. Eh, I’ll revive them in a future episode- (Brock flies back with a can of Gatorade. He dumps it on Arion. They all have a good laugh at it) Oh, you guys! (Laughs) Wait, where’s our million dollars!

**Kenny**: Yeah, uhh…(points to an angry mob wielding pitch forks and torches) Your boys trashed the town, so we gotta pay for it..

**Arion**: Oh…well, in this case, RUN!!! (Arion, Channon, and Kameron are chased out of Town by the angry mob. The Bullybuff Boys watch in shock and terror)

The scene transitions to 3 graves reading “Rest in Piece Bertha, Beatrice, and Betty”. The episode ends.