Fun Song Factory 2 (1996)

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**Fun Song Factory 2 (1996)** is a UK VHS release by Tempo Pre-School on 29th April 1996 and 17th March 1997 and it got re-released by Universal on 22nd July 2002. It was filmed at the Chicken Shed Theatre in North London.

## Presenters

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Michelle Durler
* Iain Lauchlan

## Guests and Others

* Postman Pat
* SuperTed
* Rupert Bear
* The Audience

## Children

* Chris Foley
* Marianne Lynch
* Julian Triandaffylou
* Natalie Welsh
* Christian Morrall
* Jo Jo Morrall

## Songs

1. Fun Song Factory Opening Theme
2. We All Clap Hands Together
3. Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
4. This Old Man
5. Be Happy
6. Two Little Dickie Birds
7. Slowly, Slowly
8. This Little Piggy
9. Oranges and Lemons
10. Doctor Foster
11. Little Miss Muffet
12. Jack and Jill
13. Hey Diddle Diddle
14. Old King Cole
15. London Bridge is Falling Down
16. Horsey Horsey
17. Down at the Station
18. I'm Driving in My Car
19. The Runaway Train
23. Postman Pat
24. I'm a Little Teapot
25. Pat a Cake, Pat a Cake
26. Jelly on a Plate
27. Five Chocolate Eclairs
28. Five Currant Buns
29. The Teddy Bears' Picnic
30. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
31. A Sailor Went to Sea, Sea, Sea
32. The Big Ship Sails
33. Ten in a Bed
34. Fun Song Factory Closing Theme

## Transcript

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory

Songs to sing along with

Sorts of things to do

Just ask the Fun Song Factory

To play each one for you

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Iain:** Yeah.

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** Thank you, thanks. Wahey! Right, let's see what you can do now. We're all gonna clap our hands.

We all clap hands together

We all clap hands together

We all clap hands together

As we all like to do

**Iain:** Now we're going to stamp our feet, everybody! May you stand up!

We stamp our feet together

We stamp our feet together

We stamp our feet together

As we all like to do

**Iain:** But this time, we're going to stretch our arms up!

We stretch our arms together

We stretch our arms together

We stretch our arms together

As we all like to do

**Iain:** Shall we nod our heads this time? Yeah?

We nod our heads together

We nod our heads together (**Iain:** Everybody)

We nod our heads together

As we all like to do

**Iain:** This time, we're gonna shake ourselves, like this!

We shake ourselves together

We shake ourselves together

We shake ourselves together

As we all like to do

**Iain:** But this time, we're going to do all together! We're going to clap our hands, then stamp our feet, then stretch our arms, nod our heads, and then everybody shake together like that! Are we all ready! Are you gonna remember them all?

We do it all together – clap hands, stamp feet, stretch arms, nod head, shake ourselves together

We do it all together – clap hands, stamp feet, stretch arms, nod head, shake ourselves together

We do it all together – clap hands, stamp feet, stretch arms, nod head, shake ourselves together

As we all like to do

**Iain:** Whoo! Very good! Now, I'm sure you

Here we go round the mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

Here we go round the mulberry bush

On a cold and frosty morning

**Iain:** We're going to our faces first. Ready?

This is the way we wash our face

Wash our face

Wash our face

This is the way we wash our face

On a cold and frosty morning

**Iain:** Now we're going to brush our hair. Ready?

This is the way we brush our hair

Brush our hair

Brush our hair

This is the way we brush our hair

On a cold and frosty morning

**Iain:** Now, we got to put our clothes on. Got your clothes ready?

This is the way we put on our clothes,

Put on our clothes,

Put on our clothes.

This is the way we put on our clothes

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Iain:** Now, we'll

This is the way we eat our toast,

Eat our toast,

Eat our toast.

This is the way we eat our toast

On a cold and frosty morning.

**Iain:** We're going to brush our teeth now, haven't we? Everybody!

This is the way we brush our teeth

Brush our teeth

Brush our teeth

This is the way we brush our teeth

On a cold and frosty morning

**Iain:** Everyone.

Here we go round the mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

Here we go round the mulberry bush

On a cold and frosty morning

**Iain:**

This old man, he played one,

He played knick-knack on my drum;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** Now we'll do number 2 this time on our shoe. Ready?

This old man, he played two,

He played knick-knack on my shoe;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** 3 now and we're going to do on our knees.

This old man, he played three,

He played knick-knack on my knee;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** Now, 4

This old man, he played four,

He played knick-knack on my door;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** Now, 5 is on a hive

This old man, he played five,

He played knick-knack on my hive;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** This one we're gonna do sticks,

This old man, he played six,

He played knick-knack on my sticks.

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** 7 we've all got to be angels.

This old man, he played seven,

He played knick-knack up to heaven.

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** Now, 8

This old man, he played eight,

He played knick-knack on my gate.

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** Now, 9 is on a line

This old man, he played nine,

He played knick-knack on my line,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** And lastly, on my hen. \*imitates hen\*

This old man, he played ten,

He played knick-knack on my hen.

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give the dog a bone,

This old man came rolling home.

**Iain:** Whoo! You were brilliant, well done. Give yourselves applause. That was lovely! Really good! Whoo-hoo!

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** Bye-bye everybody! Bye Jo Jo. Ha ha ha! Oh, yes! Now, you see the good thing about the Fun Song Factory is, the Fun Song Factory will play all your favourite songs and you can join in with all the actions. But the problem with the Fun Song Factory is, you're never quite sure what’s going to happen next. You see, anything can happen. And probab-- Oh, I think it just did. Oh, I d-- Aah!

**Michelle:** Oh, dear. Hello everyone! Hi, hi. Hello Iain.

**Iain:** Hello Michelle, how lovely to see you.

**Michelle:**

**Iain:** Instruments?

**Michelle:** Yeah, go and have a look.

**Iain:** Really?

**Michelle:** Can you see them?

**Iain:** Shall I open that drum?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Iain:** Oh-aye!

**Michelle:** What's that then Iain?

**Iain:** Look at what I've got. listen to this everybody! Come on everybody, clap along!

When we're happy this is what we do

When we're happy we sing for you

So come on, try it too

Be happy

Be happy and play on the drum

Be happy come on everyone

Play it loud and to the beat

And bounce up and down in your seat

**Iain:** Come on everyone!

Be happy.

**Iain:** Let's see you playing your drum everybody! Let's see all these big drums! Brilliant! Ha-haw!

When I'm happy this is what I do

When I'm happy I sing for you

So come on, try it too

Be happy

Be happy and play the trombone

Be happy come on everyone

Play it high and play it low

And move the slide to and fro

Be happy.

**Michelle:** Here we go! Play the trombone! Play it high, and play it low! Let's see those slides moving! Wonderful!

When we're happy this is what we do

When we're happy we sing for you

So come on, try it too

Be happy

Be happy and play violin

Be happy come on all join in

Put the bow across the strings

And dance when the music begins

Be happy.

**Iain:** Come on, everybody, play those violins!

**Michelle:** Yee-haa! Woo!

**Iain:** Come on! Loudly!

**Michelle:** And play the trombone! Play it high, and play it low!

**Iain:**

Be happy

Be happy.

**Both:** Yay!

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** You're all good! Well done! Oh. Ha! Can you hear something?

**Michelle:** Yes. Sounds like birds singing to me.

**Iain:** Birds?

**Michelle:** Right.

**Iain:** Birds?

**Michelle:**

**Iain:** No.

**Dave:** Hello!

**Audience:** Hello!

**Dave:** Aw, you can do better than that, Hello!

**Audience:** Hello!

**Dave:**

**Audience:** No.

**Dave:** Was that you? Are you sure? Right, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna do it again. Hang on, it was you, was it?

**Audience:** No.

**Dave:** No? I'll tell you what, I'm gonna try it one last time. Okay, get ready. Waaaah!

**Iain:** No, it's not me.

**Dave:** Alright then, was that you?

**Michelle:** It wasn't me.

**Dave:** Was that me? Nah, it wasn't me. Hang on! I'm gonna go and investigate.

Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall

One called Peter, the other called Paul

Fly away, Peter, fly away, Paul

Come back, Peter, come back, Paul

**Dave:** I'll tell you what, you can join in this time, alright? So get your fingers up. Let's have a look at your fingers. Are you holding your fingers up as well? Oh good. Everybody ready?

Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall

One called Peter, the other called Paul

Fly away, Peter, fly away, Paul

Come back, Peter, come back, Paul.

**Dave:** Whey! Well done.

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:** Take a bow, take a bow, oh yeah!

**Michelle:**

**Audience:** Yes.

**Michelle:** Yeah?

Slowly, slowly, very slowly

Creeps the garden snail.

Slowly, slowly, very slowly

Up the wooden rail.

**Michelle:** Tickle!

**Dave:** Gaaaah!!

**Michelle:**

**Iain:** I've got one

**Dave:** Have you?

**Iain:** Look, I've got a little mouse.

**Dave:** Oh, lovely.

**Iain:** \*giggles\* Now, watch this one.

Quickly, quickly, very quickly

Runs the little mouse.

Quickly, quickly, very quickly

Round about the house.

**Dave & Iain:** Waaaah!

**Michelle:** Right, listen, I think we should all have a go at this, okay? Now we're going to do slowly first with one finger for the snail. Let's see everybody snails! Wonderful! Right, put that one away. And then we're going to do very quickly with all our fingers for the mouse. Let's see... All those little mice. and put it away. Right, okay, now everybody needs to take the hand of the person sitting next to them. Are we ready? Am I going to go very slowly with all our little snails? let's see them. Here we go. Ready to creep very slowly.

Slowly, slowly, very slowly

Creeps the garden snail.

Slowly, slowly, very slowly

Up the wooden rail.

**Michelle:** I'm gonna tickle tickle tickle!

**Dave:** Gaaaah!!

**Iain:**

**Dave:** Oh, lovely.

**Iain:** Right.

Quickly, quickly, very quickly

Runs the little mouse.

Quickly, quickly, very quickly

Round about the house.

**Dave:**

**Iain:** 5 little pigs?

**Dave:**

**Michelle:** No, Dave.

This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy stayed at home,

This little piggy had roast beef,

This little piggy had none.

And the last little piggy went...

"Wee wee wee wee" all the way home...

**Michelle:** I think we should do it again. Shall we do it again?

**Dave:** No.

**Iain:** Everybody together.

This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy stayed at home,

This little piggy had roast beef,

This little piggy had none.

But this little piggy went...

"Wee wee wee wee" all the way home...

**Dave:** Come back with me boots and socks. They've got--

**Audience:** Aw.

**Dave:** They've got me boots and socks.

**Audience:** Aw.

**Michelle & Iain:** Dave? Socks?

**Iain:** Shall I open that door?

**Michelle:** I think so.

**Dave:** Yeah.

**Iain:** Shall I?

**Michelle & the audience:** Yes.

**Iain:** Shall I?

**Michelle & the audience:** Yes.

**Iain:** Right. Blblblblbllblbllblbluh.

**Michelle:** You know, I don't understand this. I don't know

**Dave:**

**Michelle:** Of course.

Oranges and lemons

Say the bells of St. Clement's

You owe me five farthings

Say the bells of St. Martin's

When will you pay me?

Say the bells of Old Bailey

When I grow rich

Say the bells of Shoreditch

When will that be?

Say the bells of Stepney

I'm sure I don't know

Says the great bell of Bow.

**Dave:** Nursery rhymes?

**Iain:** Yeah.

**Dave:**

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester

In a shower of rain,

He stepped in a puddle,

Right up to his middle,

And never went there again.

No he never went there

He never went there

He never went there again.

**Dave:** Could you blame him?

(Applause)

**Michelle:** Ah. A bowl. A bowl and a spoon. Do you know this one?

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,

Eating her curds and whey

Down came a spider who sat down beside her

And frightened Miss Muffet away

**Michelle:**

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,

Eating her curds and whey

Down came a spider who sat down beside her

And frightened Miss Muffet away

**Michelle:** Aah!

**Iain:**

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his crown

And Jill came tumbling after

**Iain:** Everyone join in this time. Ready?

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his crown

And Jill came tumbling after

**Dave:** Ooh, listen to this! Oh, look! It's a baby double bass! No, actually, to tell you the truth, it's a fiddle! You know the song, don't ya? It goes like this. Here we go!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon.

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran away with the spoon!

**Dave:** Altogether now!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon.

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran away with the spoon!

**Dave:** Ah, yes!

**Michelle:** Right, let's see if you know this one. Your Majesty.

**Dave:** Oh, thank you.

Old King Cole

Was a merry old soul,

And a merry old soul was he.

He called for his pipe,

And he called for his bowl,

And he called for his fiddlers three!

Now every fiddler, had a very fine fiddle,

And a very fine fiddle had he.

Yes Old King Cole

Was a merry old soul,

And a merry old soul was he.

**Michelle:** Right, everybody join in this time! Ready to fiddle. Got your bows? Here we go!

Old King Cole

Was a merry old soul,

And a merry old soul was he. (**Dave:** I'm so merry)

He called for his pipe, (**Dave:** Pipe)

And he called for his bowl, (**Dave:** Bowl)

And he called for his fiddlers three! (**Dave:**

Now every fiddler, had a very fine fiddle, (**Dave:**

And a very fine fiddle had he. (**Dave:**

Yes Old King Cole

Was a merry old soul,

And a merry old soul was he. (**Dave:**

London Bridge is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

London Bridge is falling down,

My fair Lady.

Build it up with iron and steel,

Iron and steel, iron and steel,

Build it up with iron and steel,

My fair Lady.

Iron and steel will bend and bow,

Bend and bow, bend and bow,

Iron and steel will bend and bow,

My fair Lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,

Wood and clay, wood and clay,

Build it up with wood and clay,

My fair Lady.

Wood and clay will wash away,

Wash away, wash away,

Wood and clay will wash away,

My fair Lady.

Build it up with silver and gold,

Silver and gold, silver and gold,

Build it up with silver and gold,

My fair Lady.

Silver and gold will be stolen away,

Stolen away, stolen away,

Silver and gold will be stolen away,

My fair Lady.

London Bridge is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

London Bridge is falling down,

My fair Lady.

**Michelle:** Bye.

**Audience:** Bye.

**Iain:** Buh-bye!

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:**

**Audience:** Hello.

**Dave:**

**Audience:** No.

**Dave:** No, I didn't think so. I'll tell you what

Horsey, horsey don't you stop

Just let your feet go clippety clop,

Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round,

Giddy up, we're homeward bound.

Horsey horsey on your way

We've done the journey many a day

Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round,

Giddy up, we're homeward bound.

**Neddy:** We ain't in a hustle

We ain't in a bustle

Don't go tearing up the road

We ain't in a hurry

We ain't in a flurry

And we ain't got a very heavy load

**Dave:** I think we'll sing it together.

Horsey, horsey don't you stop

Just let your feet go clippety clop,

Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round,

Giddy up, we're homeward bound.

**Dave:**

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:**

**Michelle:** Iain, was that a horse we've just seen?

**Iain:**

**Dave:** Yeah, it was.

**Iain:** What by horse?

**Michelle:** What like, Iain?

**Iain:**

Down at the station, early in the morning

See the little puffer trains all in a row

See the engine driver pull the little handle

Choo choo choo and off we go.

**Michelle:** Right, my turn. See if you can guess what this is? Right, ready?

**Dave:** Raspberry?

Down at the farmyard, early in the morning

See all the tractors waiting in the barn

See the farmer pull the little lever

Chug chug chug and off we go.

**Dave:** That's right it's an aeroplane.

Down at the airport, early in the morning

See the little aeroplanes all in a row

Pilots at the engine pull the little joystick

Neeaow and off we go.

**Dave:** Ostrich?

**Iain:**

**Dave:** I can't guess.

**Audience:** Submarine.

**Iain:** A submarine, of course.

**Dave:** Oh, a submarine!

**Iain:**

Down at the harbour, early in the morning

See the little submarines all in a row

Pilots at the engine pull the little lever

Glug glug glug and down we go.

**Iain:** Woo! Blblblbl!

**Dave:** Yeah, that's right.

**Iain:** Thank you.

(Applause)

**Iain:** Whoo-hoo! Right, well, what have we got then?

**Michelle:**

**Iain:** A train.

**Michelle:**

**Iain:** A plane.

**Dave:** And also we've got a tractor.

**Iain:** A tractor.

**Dave:** And also we have a submarine.

**Iain:** Wahe-hey! Now, are there any forms of transport we've forgotten?

**Dave:** Uhh..

**Michelle:** Ah, of course, a car.

**Iain:**

**Dave:** A car.

**Iain:**

**Dave:** Alright.

**Iain:**

**Michelle:** Right.

**Iain:**

I'm driving in my car

I'm driving in my car

Beep, toot, peep, toot

I'm driving in my car.

**Iain:** Right, this time we're going to drive very fast. Because it's a racing car

I'm driving very fast

I'm driving very fast

Beep, toot, peep, toot

I'm driving very fast.

**Michelle:** I think we're in a very old car now to drive very slowly.

I'm driving very slow

I'm driving very slow

Beep, toot, peep, toot

I'm driving very slow.

**Dave:** Oh, no, look! The lights, they've turned to red.

The lights have turned to red

The lights have turned to red

Beep, toot, peep, toot

So I have to stop the car.

**Dave, Michelle & Iain:** Eeeeeeeeee!

**Dave:** Ooh, they turned it green! Look at that!

The lights have turned to green

The lights have turned to green

Beep, toot, peep, toot

So I can go again.

**Iain:** Everybody drive.

**Dave:**

**Iain:** Everybody join in.

The runaway train came down the track and she blew, whoo whoo

The runaway train came down the track and she blew, whoo whoo

The runaway train came down the track

The whistle wide and her throttle back

And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.

**Dave:**

The engineer said the train must halt and she blew, whoo whoo

The engineer said the train must halt and she blew, whoo whoo

The engineer said the train must halt

He said it was all the fireman's fault

And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.

**Michelle:**

The fireman said he rang the bell and she blew, whoo whoo

The fireman said he rang the bell and she blew, whoo whoo

The fireman said he rang the bell

The engineer said "It was just as well"

And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew, whoo whoo, whoo whoo.

The runaway train came down the track and she blew, whoo whoo

The runaway train came down the track and she blew, whoo whoo

The runaway train came the track

The whistle wide and her throttle back

And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew, whoo whoo

And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew, whoo whoo

And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew, whoo whoo, whoo whoo.

(Applause)

**Michelle:** Well, why don't you ask it, Iain?

**Iain:** Alright.

**Iain:** Nothing there.

**Michelle:** Who's that?

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, Pat puts all his post bags in his van.

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

All the birds are singing, the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a very happy man.

Everybody knows his bright red van, all his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,

Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be knock (knock knock) Ring (ding dong). Letters through your door.

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a very happy man.

**Iain:** Hooray!

**Michelle:** Yay!

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** Well, factory, haha! I actually asked for a big pot with teabags, not Pat with postbags. Hahaha

**Michelle:** Just what you wanted.

**Iain:** A teapot with tea bags.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout

Here's my handle, here's my spout

When the kettle's boiling, hear me shout

Tip me up and pour me out.

**Michelle:** Right, ready to join in with all the actions? Here we go.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout

Here's my handle, here's my spout

When the kettle's boiling, hear me shout

Tip me up and pour me out.

**Iain:**

**Michelle:** Oh. There's something else?

**Iain:** Oh, let's have a look.

**Michelle:** You are lucky, Iain.

**Iain:** What could it be?

**Iain:** Let's see... Oh! Pat-a-cake!

**Michelle:** Hey, get it?

**Iain:** Pat-a-cake?

**Michelle:** Pat-a-cake! Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man,

Bake me a cake, as fast as you can;

Pat it, prick it, and mark it with B,

And put it in the oven for baby and me.

**Iain:**

**Michelle:** Oh, you need a partner.

**Iain:**

**Michelle:** Have you found someone, Iain?

**Iain:** Ready? Is everybody ready?

**Michelle:** Here we go!

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man,

Bake me a cake, as fast as you can;

Pat it, prick it, and mark it with B,

And put it in the oven for baby and me.

**Iain:** Well done everybody!

(Cheering and applause)

**Michelle:** Right then. Now, Iain, we got this teapot.

**Iain:** Yeah? And we've also got a cake here.

**Michelle:** Ah. Right, you pass right over to me because you know what we could have a picnic. Now we just need to invite a few guests.

**Iain:**

**Michelle:** Oh, that's true.

**Iain:**

**Audience:** Postman Pat.

**Iain:** Sorry?

**Michelle:**

**Audience:** Postman Pat!

**Iain & Michelle:** Postman Pat!

**Michelle:** Very.

**Iain:**

**Michelle:** Right.

**Iain:**

**Michelle:** Right. But, uh, somebody's-- Where is he? I haven't seen him for ages.

**Iain:** Dave-- Anybody seen Dave?

**Michelle:** Where is he now?

**Iain:** Where can Dave be?

**Michelle:** Hang on! can-- can you hear something?

**Iain:** Sorry? Shh.

**Michelle:**

**Iain:** Shh. Can you hear anything? Is it Dave?

**Michelle:** Where's that snoring coming from?

**Audience:** David.

**Iain:** Yeah, I think it's Dave. yeah, I think he's over there.

**Michelle:** Go on, have a look, Iain.

**Iain & Michelle:** Oh.

**Michelle:** Well, I might have known, it's Dave snoring. Right, well, we're going to have to wake him up, don't you think?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Michelle:** Yeah, will you help us?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Michelle:** Right now, after 3, we're all going to have to shout "Wake up, Dave" extremely loudly. Right, ready? 1, 2, 3...

**Michelle & the audience:** Wake up, Dave!

**Michelle:** It wasn't loud enough I'm afraid. We're gonna have to do it much louder than that, otherwise he'll never wake up. Right, ready? 1, 2, 3...

**Michelle, Iain & the audience:** Wake up, Dave!!

**Dave:** Oh! Oh! Oh-er!

**Michelle:** Well done.

**Dave:** Oh! Oh, sorry about that, everyone. Oh, there you go. That's all yours. Oh, sorry about that, everybody. I was-- I was so tired after chasing that runaway train,. I decided to have a little kip.

**Michelle:** Dave, Dave, there's no time for that. We're going to have a picnic.

**Dave:** Ooh.

**Michelle:** And actually that's a blanket to make a perfect picnic cloth.

**Dave:** Oh great! A picnic! Oh, I'm absolutely starving, mate. What we're gonna have?

**Iain:** Ah, we can have what you like, Dave.

**Dave:**

Jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a plate

**Dave:**

Jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a plate

5 chocolate eclairs

5 chocolate eclairs

5 chocolate eclairs are sitting on a plate.

**Michelle:** Right, everybody, show me your chocolate eclairs!

4 chocolate eclairs

4 chocolate eclairs

4 chocolate eclairs are sitting on a plate.

**Michelle:** And gobble it up!

3 chocolate eclairs

3 chocolate eclairs

3 chocolate eclairs are sitting on a plate.

**Michelle:** And I'm going to eat it up!

2 chocolate eclairs

2 chocolate eclairs

2 chocolate eclairs are sitting on a plate.

**Michelle:** And let me see you

1 chocolate eclair

1 chocolate eclair

1 chocolate eclair is sitting on a plate.

**Michelle:** And I'm going to stuff it in!

**Iain:**

Five currant buns in a baker's shop.

Round and fat with a cherry on the top,

Along came Julian with a penny one day,

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Iain:**

Four currant buns in a baker's shop.

Round and fat with a cherry on the top,

Along came Natalie with a penny one day,

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Iain:**

Three currant buns in a baker's shop.

Round and fat with a cherry on the top,

Along came Chris with a penny one day,

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Iain:**

Two currant buns in a baker's shop.

Round and fat with a cherry on the top,

Along came Marianne with a penny one day,

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Iain:** I've only got one left! Everybody, sing with me.

One currant bun in a baker's shop.

Round and fat with a cherry on the top,

Along came Christian with a penny one day,

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Iain:** Hey, Jo Jo as well! Oh, I'm bunless.

**Dave:** Oh, no, you're not, Iain. Look. All the buns are there.

**Iain:** Oh, look at this!

**Michelle:** Yep. Right, now, all we need are our guests. Now, I wonder who the factory's invided.

**Iain:** Well, I suppose it invited all of us, everybody here.

**Michelle:** Absolutely.

**Dave:** Yeah, yeah. But have you brought your friends with you?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Dave:** Have you brought your friends with you? Let's see your friends, then?

**Michelle:** Let's see.

**Audience:** Yes.

**Iain:** Let-- Let's see these teddy bears!

**Dave:** Oh, those teddy bears!

**Iain:** Look at all the teddy bears!

**Dave:** Aw, yeah!

**Iain:** Oh, everybody's got bears and we haven't got bears.

**Michelle:** Oh, no.

**Dave:**

**Michelle:** We don't have any bears.

**Iain:** No.

**Dave:**

**Michelle:** No bears for us.

**Dave:** Ooh!

**Michelle:** Hi!

**Dave:**

If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise

If you go down to the woods today, you'd better go in disguise

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

Every teddy bear who's been good is sure of a treat today

There's lots of marvellous things to eat and wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees

They'll hide and seek as long as they please

That's the way the teddy bears have their picnic

Picnic time for teddy bears

The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today

Watch them, catch them unawares

And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about

They love to play and shout

They never have any cares

At six o'clock their mummies and daddies

Will take them back home to bed

'Cause they're tired little teddy bears

If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise

If you go down to the woods today, you'd better go in disguise

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

**Dave:** Alright everybody, let's tuck in.

**Michelle:** Yes!

**Dave:**

**Michelle:** Ohh, yummy!

**Dave:**

**Iain:** Thanks for coming, Rupert. Thanks for coming, SuperTed.

**Michelle:** Bye, SuperTed. Bye, Rupert.

**Iain:** Flooded?! Heh-heh-hey! Man the lifeboats!

**Dave:**

**Audience:** Hello.

**Dave:** Do you like me boat?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Dave:**

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream (**Dave:** That's good.)

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but a dream

**Dave:** And now, we're going out to sea. Oo-er.

Row, row, row your boat

Gently out to sea

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Home in time for tea

**Dave:** Ooh, now, we're going out to the ocean. Oo-er. Get ready.

Row, row, row your boat

Gently off the tide

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

To the other side

**Dave:** Ooh, wonder they save me in a picnic? There's only one way to find out. Here we go.

Row, row, row your boat

Gently back to shore

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Home for tea at four

**Dave:** Give yourselves a round of applause.

(Cheering and applause)

**Michelle:** Those chocolate eclairs were lovely.

**Michelle:** Yes!

**Dave:** But, uh, what shall we sing about the sea?

**Iain:** Well, what did you see at the sea?

**Michelle:** Yeah, did you see what the sailor saw at the sea?

**Dave:** What sailor?

**Iain:** A sailor who went to sea.

**Michelle:** Yeah, to see the sea.

**Dave:** Oh, I see.

A sailor went to sea sea sea

To see what he could see see see

And all that he could see see see

Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea

**Michelle:**

A sailor went to sea sea sea

To see what he could see see see

And all that he could see see see

Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea

**Michelle:** Hey!

**Iain:** Right, everybody, get ready for the big ship sails through the ally-ally-oh!

The big ship sails through the ally-ally-oh,

The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh.

The big ship sails through the ally-ally-oh

On the last day of September

Ally-ally-oh! Ally-oh!

On the last day of September

**Iain:** Right, this time you got to wag your fingers!

The captain said it will never, never do,

Never, never do, never, never do.

The captain said it will never, never do

On the last day of September

Ally-ally-oh! Ally-oh!

On the last day of September

**Michelle:** Right, get ready to sink to the bottom of the sea.

The big ship sank to the bottom of the sea,

The bottom of the sea, the bottom of the sea.

The big ship sank to the bottom of the sea,

On the last day of September

Ally-ally-oh! Ally-oh!

On the last day of September

**Dave:** And now, get ready to dip your heads in the deep blue sea.

We all dip our heads in the deep blue sea,

The deep blue sea, the deep blue sea.

We all dip our heads in the deep blue sea,

On the last day of September

Ally-ally-oh! Ally-oh!

On the last day of September

**Iain:** Right, everybody, ready for the big ship again?!

The big ship sails through the ally-ally-oh,

The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh.

The big ship sails through the ally-ally-oh

On the last day of September

Ally-ally-oh! Ally-oh!

On the last day of September

**Iain:** Yeah, very good, everybody, that was lovely!

(Applause)

**Iain:** Oh, I don't know about you Dave but I could do with a kip. I wonder if there's anywhere to sleep in the Fun Song Factory.

**Michelle:** Anybody got a bed?

**Dave:**

**Iain:** Bed?!

**Dave:**

**Michelle:** Have you got a bed?

**Dave:**

**Michelle:** Hey it's a bed, brilliant!

**Scoop:** Oi, oi! Here, your feet are freezing!

**Dave:** Wait a minute. Who is that Who is that?

**Scoop:** I don't know Dave.

**Dave:**

**Scoop:** Well, that makes almost 400 winks.

**Michelle:** Now, all we need is a nice lullaby to get us all off to sleep.

**Dave:** Yeah.

**Scoop:** What we need is a song to get you out of my bed.

There were ten in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over! Roll over!”

So they all rolled over and

one fell out

There were nine in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over! Roll over!”

So they all rolled over

And one fell out

There were eight in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over! Roll over!”

So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were seven in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over! Roll over!”

So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were six in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over! Roll over!”

So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were five in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over! Roll over!”

So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were four in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over! Roll over!”

So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were three in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over! Roll over!”

So they all rolled over and one fell out

There were two in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over! Roll over!”

So they all rolled over and one fell out

There was one in the bed

And the little one said,

“Good Night!” “Good Night!”

**Dave:** Yeah.

(Applause)

**Michelle:** Sweet dreams, Scoop. Everyone wave goodbye.

**Iain:** Bye, Scoop.

**Dave:** Yeah, see you later, Scoop.

**Michelle:** Bye.

**Iain:** Oh, there's the hooter! It's time for us to go everybody! See you next time in the Fun Song Factory but let's say goodbye to our special guests! Rupert!

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** SuperTed!!

**Michelle:** Hooray!

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** And of course our friends, Postman Pat!

**Dave:** Yeah!

(Cheering and applause)

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Michelle:** Hey!

**Iain:** Hey!

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:** Whey! Thank you!

**Iain:** Thank you, bye!

**Dave, & Iain:** Bye-bye.

**Dave:** See ya! See ya later!

**Iain:** Bye! Whoo-hoo!

**Michelle:** Bye-bye!

**Dave:**

(Cheering)

**Iain:** Thank you! Thanks everybody!

**Dave, Michelle & Iain:** Bye!

**Dave:** Thanks For Watching! See You Again Soon! Bye!

**Iain:**

**Dave:** See ya! Yeah!

## Opening (Original 1996 release)

1. Tempo Video Warning Screen (1987-2002)
2. Abbey Home Entertainment/Tempo Video Ident (1990-2000, 2003) (Later Variant)
3. The Tempo Pre-School promo from 1995 [announced by Gary Martin]
4. Fun Song Factory trailer [announced by Gary Martin]
5. An Official Pre-School Learning Alliance Video Card (Short Version)
6. Start of Fun Song Factory 2 (1996)

## Closing (Original 1996 release)

1. End of Fun Song Factory 2 (1996)/Fun Song Factory Closing Credits/A Tell-Tale Production for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc

## Opening (1997 Re-release)

1. The Happy Birthday Video trailer [announced by Karl Woolley]
2. Bedtime Stories trailer [announced by Karl Woolley]
3. Tempo Video Warning Screen (1987-2002)
4. Abbey Home Entertainment/Tempo Video Ident (1990-2000, 2003) (Later Variant)
5. The Tempo Pre-School promo from 1995 [announced by Gary Martin]
6. Fun Song Factory trailer [announced by Gary Martin]
7. An Official Pre-School Learning Alliance Video Card (Short Version)
8. Start of Fun Song Factory 2 (1996)

## Closing (1997 Re-release)

1. End of Fun Song Factory 2 (1996)/Fun Song Factory Closing Credits/A Tell-Tale Production for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc

## Opening (2002 Re-release)

1. Tempo Video Warning Screen (1987-2002)
2. Abbey Home Entertainment/Tempo Video Ident (Later Variant)
3. The Tempo Pre-School promo from 1995 [announced by Gary Martin]
4. Fun Song Factory trailer [announced by Gary Martin]
5. An Official Pre-School Learning Alliance Video Card (Short Version)
6. Start of Fun Song Factory 2 (1996)

## Closing (2002 Re-release)

1. End of Fun Song Factory 2 (1996)/Fun Song Factory Closing Credits/A Tell-Tale Production for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc

## Trailers and info

### Original 1996 release

1. The Tempo Pre-School video promo from 1995 plus "Fun Song Factory" advert. (announced by Gary Martin)

### 1997 Re-release

1. The "The Happy Birthday Video" video commercial of 1996.
2. The "Bedtime Stories" video commercial of 1996.
3. The Tempo Pre-School video promo from 1995 plus "Fun Song Factory" advert. (announced by Gary Martin)

### 2002 Re-release (Universal)

1. The Tempo Pre-School video promo from 1995 plus "Fun Song Factory" advert. (announced by Gary Martin)