Chris Dalton

**Chris Dalton** was born on November 9 1988 as a male in Detroit, United States, born on a camping trip. His mother was Angelica Dalton, who worked as a grocer. She was born in 1951. His father was Guy Dalton, who worked as a Navy enlistee. He was born in 1935. He had an older brother named Myles Dalton. He was born in 1972. He also had a dog named Tambo. He was a Shetland Sheepdog born in 1985.

## Timeline

### 1990

Myles Dalton graduated from high school. Chris developed his block stacking skills to the ability of stacking 25 blocks.

### 1991

Myles Dalton enlisted in the Army. Chris had a tantrum when he was taken to be vaccinated.

### 1992

Myles Dalton was promoted to Private Second Class. Guy and Angelica Dalton had a new baby named Bobbie Sue Dalton, who became Chris's younger sister. She was born at a romantic date at Olive Garden. Chris made a friend named Clint Hook.

### 1993

Myles Dalton married a woman named Mary Joe Daniels, who was born in 1965. She was an Army officer. Chris started at Little Black Elementary School, which was an all-boys school.

### 1994

Myles Dalton was promoted to Private First Class. Chris was taken on a family vacation with his younger sister.

### 1995

Chris Dalton got a detention for hogging the monkey bars at school.

### 1996

Myles Dalton was promoted to Specialist. Chris got grounded for the year after wearing the same socks for 7 weeks. A boy named Siraj bullied Chris, so Chris scratched his jaw and walloped him in the gut.

### 1997

Bobbie Sue Dalton started Elementary School. Guy Dalton retired from the Navy. Chris broke his parents car.

### 1998

Myles Dalton was promoted to Sergeant. Guy Dalton got flatulence. Chris Dalton discovered that the Tooth Fairy wasn't real. Chris began to suffer from the flu.

### 1999

Guy Dalton stopped suffering from flatulence. Chris started Middle School at Shanice Guy Middle School, which was an all-boys school. Tambo the dog died of old age.

### 2000

Myles Dalton was promoted to Staff Sergeant. A boy named Dwayne caused trouble in art class, but Chris ignored him.

### 2001

One of Chris's friends stole a Snickers bar. Chris argued with them.

### 2002

Myles Dalton was promoted to Sergeant First Class. Myles began high school at Catalyst Preparatory School, which was an all-boys school. Chris joined the basketball team.

### 2003

Bobbie Sue Dalton started Middle School. Due to bad grades, Chris was kicked off the basketball team.

### 2004

Chris Dalton got a driving license. His parents offered to buy him a Honda, but he turned it down.

### 2005

A boy named Sebastian bullied Chris. Chris reported him to the principal and Sebastian was suspended for three days.

### 2006

Bobbie Sue Dalton started high school. Chris graduated from high school, so decided to take some time off. He became friends with a man named Bill Bush, who was born in 1987. Clint Hook stopped being his friend.

### 2007

Chris started collecting old magazines. He decided applying to university for English, but decided not to.

### 2008

Chris started having difficulty sleeping.

### 2009

Chris started a YouTube channel. Link: https://www.youtube.com/user/TeamBlue2009/featured

### 2010

Bobbie Sue Dalton graduated from high school. Bill invited Chris to a Kelly Clarkson concert.

### 2011

Bobbie Sue Dalton enlisted in the Air Force. Guy Dalton was diagnosed with heart disease.

### 2012

Bobbie Sue Dalton married a man named Charles Sandoval-Ho, who was born in 1993. He worked as an insurance agent. Her name became Bobbie Sue Sandoval-Ho. She was promoted to Airman. He bought Call of Duty for his Nintendo Switch at a video game store.

### 2013

Bobbie Sue wanted to get up to mischief with Chris, but he denied.

### 2014

Bobbie Sue Sandoval-Ho was promoted to Airman First Class. Chris told his friend Bill to get a pet rock.

### 2016

Bobbie Sue Sandoval-Ho was promoted to Senior Airman. Chris became friends with Destiny Weiner, who was born in 1987.

### 2017

Angelica Dalton retired. Chris looked the other way when a man was attacked by an ape.

### 2018

Bobbie Sue Sandoval-Ho was promoted to Staff Sergeant.

### 2019

Myles divorced his wife. Guy Dalton (1935-2019) died of heart disease at the age of 84. As Chris did not attend his fathers funeral, Bill Bush stopped being his friend.

### 2020

Bobbie Sue Sandoval-Ho was promoted to Technical Sergeant. Chris started getting sick.

### 2022

Bobbie Sue Sandoval-Ho was promoted to Master Sergeant. Chris got depression.

### 2023

Bobbie Sue Sandoval-Ho (1992-2023) died in a plane crash. Chris skipped her funeral.

### 2024

Chris Dalton called the police on someone smoking after the 2022 No Smoking Act of America.

### 2025

Angelica Dalton (1951-2025) died of old age. Chris skipped her funeral. He and Myles each inherited $1,367,705.

### 2027

Chris rescued a monkey on World Animal Day.

### 2029

A woman whistled at Chris but he ignored her.

### 2030

A jock pointed at Chris. Chris hit him and he cried.

### 2031

Chris started dating a woman named Kaleisha Wright, who was born in 1983.

### 2032

A street performer called Chris a putz, so he kicked her.

### 2034

Myles Dalton retired from the Army. Chris set up a scam website called toscamornottoscam.com.

### 2035

Someone on the side of the road offered Chris some Whale Sashimi. He said no.

### 2036

Chris was framed for drug trafficking. Chris decided to let them take him, and he was sent to Detroit Correctional Center.

### 2037

Myles Dalton got diabetes. Chris got pushed down the stairs at prison. Another inmate spread rumours about Chris, so he called him a lamebrain. The inmate just shook his head in disbelief.

### 2038

Chris was offered butt candy, which he declined.

### 2041

Myles Dalton (1972-2041) died aged 69 of old age. It was the only funeral that Chris ever attended.

### 2042

Chris tried to capture a dingo but it escaped.

### 2043

Chris dated Natalie Fox, who was born in 1974.

### 2044

Brooklyn is destroyed by a massive tornado.

### 2045

Someone asked him to take a parcel to Norway for $6,700. Chris declined.

### 2048

A mall cop looked at Chris funnily. Chris ignored him.

### 2049

Bangladesh took over Costa Rica. Chris turned down a badly cooked steak.

### 2050

Costa Rica started a war against Bangladesh and The Dominican Republic.

### 2051

Chris turned down a free plane ticket to Kazakhstan.

### 2052

While out walking, someone hit Chris with a water bottle. Chris ran away.

### 2053

Chris tried to hunt down the person who hit him with a water bottle, but gave up.

### 2054

Bangladesh and Costa Rica made peace for fear of starting World War 3. A crazy farmer asked Chris if he believed in aliens. Chris said no, so the farmer stabbed him with a pitchfork.

### 2055

Chris ran away after being attacked by a nun.

### 2056

Chris went to the doctor after finding red spots on his skin.

### 2059

After getting poor service at a restaurant, Chris hit the waiter.

### 2060

Australia declared war on Norway. Chris called the police on a street performer threatening an old lady.

### 2061

Chris had difficulty sleeping, often banging his head against the wall. He decided to order a robot.

### 2063

A 7.2 earthquake strikes Quito. Apollo Hooker no longer becomes Chris's friend. Chris called him a fool.

### 2064

Chris goes to the doctor after falling out of a two-storey window.

### 2065

Chris Dalton (1988-2065) dies of old age at the age of 78. He is known for being a millionaire without working for even a day. His net worth was $1,367,396.