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By **Footpaws**, posted **8 years ago.**

:Story:

\*Knock Knock Knock\*.

Otto looks up from his work as a metal smith to hear the familiar voice of the sheriff coming though the door.

"Here I come, ready or not!" The Plump wolf rudely barges his way through into Otto's cobbled work station.

"Oh! Umm... Guh mornin Sheriff. Your a bit earlier then normal taday?"

"Yeh well, you see we had to put away some no good tax dodgers from around here recently. Now there are less folks to collect from since they got locked up. Seems your now the lucky first on this street to show his kindness to his majesty, Prince John!"

Otto panics a little knowing he wont get his pay until the end of the day. "So you uh.. need the tax money right now me lord?"

The sheriff sticks his chest out. "Well my friend, Im a busy man, I cant just hang about waiting forever for people to pay there taxes, One way or another I need to do my job".

The wolf looks down at the cast on Otto's right leg and smiles a little. "So hows that poor ol leg of yours today then?"

Otto gulps loudly before responding "Ow please sir not again... I promise I don't have anything hidden in there this time. I learnt my lesson and if you come back to me at the end of the day Il have that tax money for you I promise.

"This all sounds a little bit dodgy to me" The sheriff casually nudges Otto back into his rocking chair and takes hold of his casted leg, raising it up like he usually does to see if any money will drop out!

"Now we know what happens to tax dodgers now dont we Otto".

Otto replys while trying to avoid the immediate topic "You see there's nothing in there jus lak I said. The money will".

Hes is interrupted mid sentence by the grinning wolf. "We lock them in the stocks and you know what else we do to them...?"

Otto shakes his head "No sir!"

"Allow me to show you" The sheriff raises Ottos leg a little higher. Knowing that it would hurt for him to resist or pull away now. He holds his finger up and wiggles it mockingly near the bottom of Ottos right foot.

"Oh NO! Please sir I really couldn't take that. Have mercy, the money will be here soon, I beg of you!"

The Wolf chuckles a little "Oh if I had a penny for every time I heard that one". He then sticks his finger in under Ottos cast and begins to tickle the bottom of his foot".

"OOOWWWWW" Otto howls and begins to franticly kick his other leg into the air. As the Sheriff wiggles his finger around inside the cast he can see that the combination of the pain and tickling is making things completely unbearable for his helpless victim.

"So then... You say the moneys coming at the end of the day..? Thats a good few hours from now. Guess Il just have to wait here until then".

He intensifys his torment by poking his claws out and scraping them along Otto's foot. Atto too busy laughing and gripping his sides to respond, rocks back and forth in his chair, unable to free himself from the wolf's grasp.

"NO Aahhahahah Ow ooo Ahaaaaaa" A string of painful moans and hysteric laughter fill the room much to the Sheriffs delight. "Now try to hold still. Don't want you to go and hurt yourself now do we".

Fun fact! Due to a continuity error in Disney's Robin hood, Robin actually appears barefoot for a single scene during the part were he dresses himself up like a fortune teller. After King John says the lines "Oh poppycock. Female bandits, what next? Rubbish". Little John and Robin hood take a bow but Robin isn't wearing any shoes! ^^ (this is only in the origonal version as the new one crops it out to fit wide screen TVs!)
Characters are not mine and are the property of Disney.