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AGP Debates: What's the best place to get a VHS?

Charles: What's the best place to get a VHS?

Michael: Easily Goodwill. Goodwill is a certified VHS partner, so they work to sell, buy, and fix VHS and VCR for the people.

Bridgette: I like Goodwill too. We've bought many tapes in Goodwill. If they are used, they will refurbish it and make it seem like new. The machines they use to repair it can be bought online.

Tina: I don't like Goodwill. I get VHS tapes from KooKaa Stores. KooKaa stores sell their own kind of VHS. It is called Ultra-VHS. Ultra-VHS is like a regular VHS tape, but it is enhanced by many powerful software so it will run up to 777x faster than a regular VHS.

Charles: She has a good point. We have some Ultra-VHS tapes. One of which is the 1997 Cats Don't Dance Ultra-VHS tape.

Bridgette: It is an epic VHS tape. It has 12 GHz of CPU, 128 GB of RAM, an KooKaa Extreme graphics card, and 50 TB of SSD storage. It is easily one of the most powerful VHS tapes we own.

Jennifer: Well the kids don't like those tapes. That's why we get our VHS tapes from the Helvete. Helvete is a store in Oslo, Norway owned by Euronymous, who was a guitarist from the band Mayhem. Not only does he sell music, but he also sells VHS tapes and VCR players.

Charles: His VHS tapes have their own enhancers called the Black Metal Enhancement Tapes, which gives the tape a darker, more sinister tone by using Aqua Definers and Homebrew Highers. These programs were coded by Mr. Euronymous himself, and were sponsored by Steve Jobs. One of the tapes we own is the 1990 VHS tape Flipper.

Michael: The movie uses a color spectrum of 5 million colors, and has the Beats Audio Enhancer sound, so the bass is extreme. It also carries a lot of reverb, so the story has more depth. It makes it an amazing experience.
BILL DESTROYS WILLIAM'S PC!!!

William: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: YOUBETTERSHUTUPORIWILLGETBILLTODESTROYYOURPC!!! (fast talk)

William: F\*\*\* YOU MOM!!!

Bill: YOU KNOW WHAT JERK?!?! (destroys PC)

William: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: THAT'S FOR NOT LETTING ME SLEEP!!!

William: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: Scream all you want jerk, that ain’t gonna get you a new PC!

William: (Goes Super Saiyan) GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Violette: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!

Bill: JERK’S GOING SUPER SAIYAN!!!!

(William flies up and looks at the house)

Violette: WILLIAM NOOOO!!!

Bill: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERK?!?!

William: KAMEHAMEHAAA!!!!! (Fires the laser beam and the house is completely destroyed)

Violette: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GONNA LIVE NOW JERK?!?!

William: GET FREAKING REKT!!!!

Violette: WILLIAMISGETTINGTHEBIGGESTPSYCHOAWARDFORDESTOYINGTHEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fast Talk)

William: I CAN’T HANDLE THIS!!!!!
Angry Grandpa Hate Bill Anderson Part ll Angry Grandpa Vs Bill Anderson

Angry Grandpa: YOU’RE GOING HAVE TO FIGHT ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! LET’S FIGHT, WILLIAM MCKINLEY!!!!

Bill: OK!!! LET’S FIGHT, YOU FREAKING IDIOT!!!!

Andy: BILL, DON’T!!!

William: DON’T DO IT, DAD!!!!

Bill: TAKE THIS, YOU FREAKING DINGBAT!!!!

Angry Grandpa: OW, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Bill: TAKE THAT!!!!

Angry Grandpa: I’M GETTING MR. AVENGER OUT!!!!

Bill: OW, YOU FREAKING JERK!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, DINGBAT?!?!?!

Angry Grandpa: YOU TOLD ME TO FIGHT, YOU FATASS!!!!

Bill: NO, YOU SAID THAT!!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU, OLD FART!!!!

Angry Grandpa: NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Angry Grandpa: HERE’S MY TABLE!!!!

(TABLE BREAK)

Bill: OW, YOU FREAKING DINGBAT!!!!!

Angry Grandpa: HOW DO YOU FEEL, JOHN WAYNE GACY?!?!?!

Bill: DON’T CALL ME JOHN WAYNE GACY OR ANOTHER SERIAL KILLER, OLD FART!!!!! I FEEL LIKE SHIT!!!!

Angry Grandpa: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, ALBERT FISH!!!!!!

Bill: STOP CALLING ME SERIAL KILLERS, YOU FREAKING JERK!!!!

BILL PUNCHES ANGRY GRANDPA

Angry Grandpa: OW!!!!

BILL KICKS ANGRY GRANDPA IN THE NUTS

Angry Grandpa: OW, MY BALLS!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!

BILL BREAKS ANGRY GRANDPA’S GLASSES

Bill: THERE’S YOUR GLASSES, OLD MAN!!!!

Angry Grandpa: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

ANGRY GRANDPA STOMPS ON BILL

Bill: OW, FUCK!!!!

William: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, YOU SCRUB!!!!

Angry Grandpa: I AGREE WITH WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT!!!!!

Bill: SCREW YOU, DINGBAT AND OLD MAN!!!!

Andy: Let’s get Bill to the hospital.

Bill: SHUT THE FUCK UP, ANDY!!!!

Violette: DON’T SAY THAT TO YOUR NEPHEW, BILL!!!!

Bill: PLEASE GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!

William: CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!!

Bill: PLEASE LAY ME ON THE COUCH!!!!

Pickleboy: Ok.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, THE AMBULANCE ARRIVES

Bill: THANK YOU!!!!

Medical Examiner: You’re welcome.

Bill: MY WHOLE BODY IS KILLING ME!!!

THE NEXT DAY

Violette: I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE HOSPITAL THAT BILL HAS DIED FROM A HEART ATTACK IN HIS SLEEP IN HIS HOSPITAL BED!!!!

William: LET’S CELEBRATE!!!!

Angry Grandpa: I LIKE YOUR THINKING, WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT!!!!

Pickleboy: NICE IDEA, WILLIAM!!!!

Violette: THAT’S ONE GOOD IDEA, WILLIAM!!!!

Andy: I AGREE WITH ALL OF YOU!!!!!

THEY ALL CELEBRATE BY GOING TO OLIVE GARDEN
BILL DESTROYS THE WORLD'S SMARTEST TOASTER!!!

Violette: Why hello YouTube! Today we will be checking out the world's smartest toaster! It can read the weather, check emails and it can even talk!

( Violette Plugs In The Toaster)

Toaster: Hi!

Bill: THAT GHETTO TOASTER!!!

Toaster: Hey! Feelings dropped by 30%

Violette: BILL! WHATTHEF\*\*\*WASTHATFOR?!?! NOWTHETOASTER'SFEELINGSISLOST!!! (fast talk)

Bill: THAT TOASTER IS STUPID! IT IS A USELESS PIECE OF S\*\*\* AND I WANT IT UNPLUGGED!!!

Toaster: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: BILLSTOPDOINGITRIGHTNOWORIMMAKILLYOA\*\*!!! (fast talk)

Bill: THAT'S IT JERKS!!! (smashes toaster)

Toaster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! YOUPSYCHOTHATTOASTERCOSTME$3,500ANDYOUDONOTDESTROYITYOUF\*\*\*INGB\*\*\*\*WHOLIKESA\*\*!!! (fast talk)

Bill: IMMA KILL YOU VIOLETTE!!!

Violette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(dies)

Part 2 in TOASTER GETS REVENGE!!!
AGP Debates: Why Do We Upload Demo Tapes in Internet Archive?

Charles: Why Do We Upload Demo Tapes in Internet Archive?

Michael: The Internet Archive is one of the most easy-going sites on the Internet. The Archive allows people to upload anything from videos to audios to photos to software and from books.

Bridgette: Bootleg tapes are sold there. I know a guy from there who bought a bootleg tape of The End of Evangelion. It went for $250, because bootleg tapes of the anime are rare.

Jennifer: A demo tape of Cats Don't Dance was also sold there by a guy named Billy. The demo tape went for $40.

Charles: We upload demo tapes there because YouTube can be mean sometimes. Our demo tapes of Wonder Showzen were all deleted because of copyright.

Michael: Copyright Infringement in the Archive is extremely rare, only accounting for %0.0003 percent of all things uploaded in the site.
A Beautiful moment in American History

Donald Trump: Today is the anniversary one of the most beautiful moments that changed America. The arrest of Mike and Heather Martin, also known as DaddyoFive. These parents pulled awful and disgusting pranks on their kids, Jake, Emma, Ryan, Alex, and Cody. These parents were disgraceful, terrible, and awful to our society, our children, our parents, and our freedom.

\*The audience sheds tears and claps at the amazing speech President Trump just gave\*

Trump: It is with great honor that we celebrate this event by chaining Mike and Heather to a North Korean missile and launch them into the stratosphere!

\*The audience roars with cheer\*

\*Trump opens the curtain behind him, revealing Mike and Heather chained to it\*

Mike: We’re sorry for everything we did to our kids... Please... don’t do this...

Heather: \*sobbing\* We really are...

Trump: Your apology is denied.

\*The audience claps\*

Trump: Activate missile sequence.

\*A soldier activates the missile\*

Trump: 5,4,3,2,1. Blast off!

\*The audience cheers as the missile rockets out of the White House and into the stratosphere. It explodes, sending Mike and Heather’s remains floating onto the White House lawn\*
ANGRY GRANDPA KILLS CHRISTMAS TREE THAT TALKS!!!

Michael: Today we bought grandpa a tree.

Bridgette: This one talks! We named it Piner!

Piner: Hello!

Michael: He is gonna love it!

**AGP arrives.**

```
Have yourself a 1-900 Christmas
When you're all alone
You can still get off all you need is a phone

```

AGP: I thought I told you not to play that shit!

Michael: Well we bought you a tree!

Piner: Hello Charles!

AGP: WHAT THE HELL?!?! IT TALKS?!?!

Bridgette: Isn’t that cute?

AGP: NO!!! IT SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING TINA!!!

Piner: Who?

AGP: TINA MARIE SHARP GREEN!!! SHE IS MY EX-WIFE!!!

Michael: Calm down! Wanna listen to 1-900 Christmas?

Piner: Sure! That’s my favorite song!

AGP: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?! OH HELL NO!!!

```
Take your clothes off
Find a good position
One hand holds the phone
The other hand is sliding up and down your bone

```

AGP: STOP!!! THIS IS FUCKING CRINGE!!!

Bridgette: It’s cute!

```
You don't have my tits to squeeze
Or my juicy snotch to fill
But baby, I'll screw you good
Wait till you get the bill

```

**AGP slams the stockings on the ground.**

Michael: Dad no!

AGP: GET HER OUT!!!

Piner: Excuse me? I’m not a “her”!

AGP: FUCK YOU, LIBTARD!!!

**AGP slams Piner.**

Michael: DAD NO!!!

Piner: Ouch jerk!

```
Make it quick I have another caller
With his dick on hold
Shoot your load
I'd love to swallow it somehow

```

**AGP grabs a knife and stabs Piner.**

Piner: OW!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! STOP IT NOW!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!

Michael: OH MY GOD!!! THAT WAS $1,000!!!

Bridgette: YOU’RE SO UNGRATEFUL!!!

AGP: GET REKT BITCH!!!

Piner: Please end my misery... **Dies.**

AGP: Goodbye, youngins!

```
And have yourself a 1-900 Christmas now

```

AGP: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
ALEX PULLS A WATER GUN PRANK ON HIS FAMILY

Alex: Wassup, Team DO5! Today, me and dad will be shooting our family with my water gun! This is gonna be funny!

*Alex enters Cody's room*

Mike: Now, I'll pull the blanket and you shoot okay?

Alex: Okay!

Mike: In 3, 2, 1...

*Mike pulls the blankets and Alex shoots at Cody*

Mike: Good morning!

Cody: Shut up!

Mike: Good morning!

Cody: SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Good morning!

*Cody slams Alex*

Mike: HEY!!! DON'T HIT NO ONE!!!

Alex: Let's go get Emma!

*Alex walks into Emmas room and shoots her*

Emma: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE MY TABLET AND PLAYING TTTTTAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: ALEX!!!

Emma: *Crying*

Mike: Really?

Emma: *Crying* MY TABLET IS RUINED!!!

Mike: DAMN ALEX!!!

Alex: Sorry. Let's go get Ryan!

Mike: Okay.

*Alex walks into Ryan's room and shoots him*

Ryan: STOP!!! I AM WATCHING BEHIND THE MEME!!!

*Alex water boards Ryan's gaming setup*

Ryan: MY XBOX AND PC!!!

*Ryan throws Alex out the window*

Mike: RYAN!!!

Alex: *Crying* I BROKE MY LEG!!!

Mike: RYAN DAMN!!!

Jake: Are you breaking people's leg?

*Jake slams Ryan*

Ryan: *Crying*

Cody: I feel bad for that boy.

Mike: Let's stop it there. It gone way too damn far!
1992 LA RIOTS COME BACK!!!

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS M'KAY!? Remember the LA riots of 1992? Well they came back! And it's even worse!

Violette: Oh no! What happened?

Goodman: It began when William egged a Black Lives Matter demonstrator.

Violette: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! NOT THIS S\*\*\* AGAIN!!!

Goodman: They got mad and set him on fire. And now they set arson to the Team 10 house, bombed an O’Reilly Auto Parts store, and murdered everyone in the PETA office in LA!

Violette: OH MY GOSH!!!

Goodman: And they even set arson to Venice Beach and the Liberty in North Korea headquarters in Long Beach has been bombed by North Korean soldiers!

Violette: NO!!! NOWWW3WILLSTART!!! (fast talk)

Goodman: The entire state of California declared a state of emergency, and now Downtown LA has been set on fire!

Violette: THANKS WILLIAM!!! YOUR GETTING THE BIGGEST PSYCHO AWARD FOR THAT!!!

***Later...***

Goodman: NO F\*\*\*ING WAY!!! Things have gotten so bad in LA, it has been seceded from California and made on a new country called "The People's Communist Republic of Los Angeles"!

Violette: LAISACOMMUNISTTHEYAREGETTINGTHEBIGGESTPSYCHOAWARD!!! (fast talk)

Goodman: What's even crazy is that they ban all film-making in the country and most people are fleeing the country!

Violette: OH MY GOSH!!!

Goodman: And we just got reports that the USA has nuked this country and annexed it!

Violette: WHAT?!?!

Goodman: San Diego has been taken by Mexico, and now California, Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Idaho, Arizona and Utah have seceded from the USA and became the country of "The People's Capitalist Republic of Western North America". Otherwise known as Western NA or WNA.

Violette: THE WEST COAST IS CRAZY!!!
ALEX GETS A BEAT DOWN BY CODY

Alex: Wassup, Team DO5! I stole Cody's Pokémon cards!

Cody: WHAT?!?!

*Cody pulls down Alex's pants*

Cody: WHERE ARE THEY?!?!

Alex: Chill!

*Cody slams Alex*

Mike: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!

Alex: *Crying* HE SLAMMED ME!!!

Cody: He won't give me back my cards!

Mike: Alex give Cody his cards back!

Alex: No!

*Cody beats down Alex*

Mike: CODY!!!

*Mike slams Cody*

Cody: *Crying*

Mike: STOP BEATING UP PEOPLE, AND I WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT!!!

*Alex bites Cody's penis*

Cody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cody knocks out Alex*

Mike: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Cody: He deserved it!

Mike: NO!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED!!! GO TO BED NOW!!!

## Trivia

Cars seen in this video is an 2011 Chevrolet Impala and a 2018 Tesla Model X (Sailor Moon theme). Alex owns the Chevrolet Impala, while Cody owns the Sailor Moon themed-Tesla Model X.
BILLS FUNERAL

Violette: Hello people, today is a sad day, today is Bill’s Funeral. If you don't remember the last video William killed Bill by popping his stomach--

William: HE GOT REKT!!!!

Violette: WILLIAM, TODAY IS A SAD DAY!! YOU NEED TO SHOW RESPECT!!!!!!!!

Lucy: Why are you such an idiot William?

William: SHUT UP F\*CK FACE!!!

Violette: WILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*At the funeral*

[William blows up the funeral]

William: GET FREAKING REKT!!!!!!!!

Violette: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILL EATS ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD

Violette:Oh my god,all the stores in the world are out of food

William:We will starve.

Andy:Who did this

\*Loud Burp\*

Violette:What was that

\*Bill comes down really super fat

William:OH MY FREAKING GOD YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD

Bill:SHUT UP JERK

Violette:BILLWHATTHEF\*\*\*YOUATEALLTHEFOODINTHEWORLDJGJKSGLDGLSDLKGJGS (fast talk)

Bill:SHUT UP WOMEN IM HUNGRY

William:HOW CAN YOU STILL BE HUNGRY

Bill:SHUT UP JERK

\*Bill eats the fridge\*

Violette:BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill:Still hungry

\*Bill vores Violette Andy and William\*

Bill:Im still hungry

Bill eats the world.

BTW: I am in Bills stomach
Angry Grandpa Hates Bill Anderson

Michael: Alright, Dad! We’re going to The Andersons House.

Angry Grandpa: WHO’S HOUSE?!?!

Pickleboy: The Andersons House!

Angry Grandpa: GIVE ME THE DIRECTIONS!!!!!

Pickleboy: Ok she lives-

Angry Grandpa: NEVER MIND, JUST GIVE ME THE MOTHER FUCKING DIRECTIONS!!!!!

Pickleboy: She Lives 1307 Ellis Rd, Mt Airy, Maryland.

Angry Grandpa: ALRIGHT, MICHAEL WE’RE HERE!!!!

Pickleboy: Our House is rebuilding a 3 Story House. It’s gonna Take 14 Months.

Angry Grandpa: 14 FUCKING MONTHS?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

Pickleboy: Alright, give it a try.

(At The House)

Pickleboy: Hey Violette, how are you?

Violette: Hi, Michael! This My Son, William!

William: Whoa Pickleboy, Angry Grandpa Wow! Good to see you too!

Angry Grandpa: Hi! How’s it going, William Howard Taft?

Violette: This My Nephew, Andy and that’s My Husband, Bill

Angry Grandpa: Good to see you, Andrew Jackson! I’m Charles!

Angry Grandpa: Good to see you, William McKinley!

Bill: You’re an Old Man!

Angry Grandpa: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME, WILLIAM MCKINLEY?!?!?!

Pickleboy: NO NO NO NO! FIRST PSYCHO DAD NOW THIS!

Angry Grandpa: FUCK YOU, WILLIAM MCKINLEY!!!!!! YOU’RE ONE NASTY MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

Pickleboy: CHILL, DAD CHILL!!!!

Bill: FUCK YOU, FREAKING JERK!!! YOU FREAKING DINGBAT!!!

Angry Grandpa: IS THAT YOUR FUCKING UGLY FACE, YOU FAT FUCK?!?!

Bill: IS THAT YOUR YOUR FUCKING CHAIR?!?!

William: Your gonna Break his Chair!

Bill: No, I’m gonna sit on it, Jerk!

Angry Grandpa: DON’T SIT ON MY FUCKING CHAIR, WILLIAM MCKINLEY!!!!

Violtte: Bill, Don't!!!

Bill: We need to talk, Annie Oakley!!!!

(Bill breaks the chair)

Angry Grandpa: YOU BROKE MY MOTHERFUCKING CHAIR!!!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BE JEFFREY DAHMER?!?!?!

Bill: No, I didn't!

Angry Grandpa: YOU FAT FUCK, ED GEIN!!!!!

Angry Grandpa: YOU BROKE MY CHAIR YOU FAT FUCK, JACK THE RIPPER!!!!! YOU ALWAYS BREAK SOMETHING YOU FAT FUCK, DAVID BERKOWITZ!!!!!!

William and Andy: It is true!

William: Dad broke his chair!

Andy: Yes, he did!

Angry Grandpa: HERE’S YOUR FUCKING COUCH AND YOUR FUCKING FRIDGE AND YOUR FUCKING TV, RICHARD RAMIREZ!!!!!

Bill: YOUR PAYING FOR ALL OF THIS YOU FREAKING JERK!!!!

Angry Grandpa: FUCK YOU!!!!! YOU’RE PAYING MY CHAIR, YOU MOTHERFUCKING FATASS TED BUNDY!!!!!

Bill: I'M NOT FAT, I'M A BEAST!!!!

Angry Grandpa: YEAH RIGHT, YOU FATASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Bill: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FREAKING JERK!!!!

Angry Grandpa: I AM NOT GETTING OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

Bill: I'M CALLING THE COPS, YOU FREAKING DINGBAT!!!!

Angry Grandpa: YOU’RE GOING TO DO THAT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHITHOLE!!!!!!

(To Be Continued)

Coming Soon

ANGRY GRANDPA VS. BILL!!!!

Who Would Win?

You Vote Who would win. I will pick The Winner!

Goodbye Ladies And Gentleman. I'm Out
Ainigriv

**Ainigriv** is the second album created by Mike Martin the DaddyOFive family. It was released on May 31, 2020.

## Tracks

1: Intro

2: Sing About Me, I’m Dying Of Thirst (feat. Kendrick Lamar)

3: Minute (feat. NAV, Offset, and Playboi Carti)

4: Tron Cat

5: N Side

6: Marcy Me (feat. JAY-Z)

7: One More Time Remix

8: Jorja Interlude (feat. Drake)

9: Piss On Your Grave (feat. Travis Scott and Kanye West)

10: FLOOR 555 (feat. XXXTENTACION)

11: I Feel Like Dying

12: Kim

13: Train Food

14: Fish (feat. Tyler, The Creator)

15: YXU MAKE ME SICK (feat. Scarlxrd)

16: Window Pain (Outro)

## Triva

* The first half of the album is relatively fun and easygoing. The second half, however, is dark and violent.
* J. Cole sued Mike for using his songs without permission. The court ruled with J. Cole, and threatened to ban all of his music unless he credited J. Cole in later copies of the album.
* The album name is Virginia spelled backwards.
20fadhil

20fadhil is a Youtuber that makes 10 hour videos on Spongebob, Chowder, old memes and more. He is being tracked down by Viacom and the Violette1st family provides defense for him. He has got into a argument from Bill and Bill went psycho and threw Big Macs at him.

## Quotes

1. “Just give me a sandwich!”
2. ”All of you are helpless people around!”
3. ”I will squashed you like a vegetable!”
4. “You’re like a ginormous flash flood that comes around.”
5. ”Enough of that! You’re playing pranks on people!”
6. ”Stop acting like a baby and shut up!”
7. “You share some of those donuts with me, buddy!”
8. ”Hey, you try to kidnap my mayo from my fridge!”
9. “You already got a lot of things on the table. Where’s your headset?”
10. “Get your boots off the floor! You got dirt on them.”
11. ”Bill, don’t piss me off right now!”
12. ”Why do I have to hang out with those obnoxious people?”
13. “I’m angry because Bill start to throw Big Macs at me, stupid jerk!”
14. ”I don’t want to deal with William and his so-called geek squad.”
15. ”That’s my slices of pizza from the delivery boy!”
16. “You’re not gonna mess up and try to flood the house, dude.”
17. ”You just put mustard on my things!”
18. “The Anderson family are not humans, they’re jerks who ruin my day.”
19. You’re not gonna humiliate in front of my friends!”
20. “Stop! I’m getting angry!”
21. ”That’s enough, Jerk!”
22. “I don’t get detention at school! I get good grades unlike you and your raging.”
23. “Dude, I already saw a psychopathic principal at school. She’s nuts!”
24. “Guys, you can have the sauce, but not my sandwich!”
25. “We have brothers and sisters who love to play on Xbox for hours.”
26. “My schedule is for school only.”
27. “Don’t stomp your feet. You can stay mad, but don’t try to break things.”
28. ”I hate those motels. They’re dirty and I don’t like to stay in them.”
29. “Too many tornadoes and hurricanes.”
30. ”The school computer keeps buffering and it’s not letting us in.”
31. “No more detentions!”
32. “Boring! Sounds like kindergarten songs!”
33. “No loud noises, William!”
34. ”I don’t need a punishment from you!”
35. ”You always get angry over stupid stuff. Calm down!”
36. “You keep framing students and teachers for things they didn’t do and it pisses me off!”
37. ”What’s wrong with your dad? Tell him to stop throwing Big Macs!”
38. ”Your mom is being a random woman screeching like a parrot.”
39. “You’re being a whack job!”
40. ”Don’t touch my speakers!”
41. ”It’s my GTA game. I’ve been looking up and watching them all day.”
42. ”Get some Gatorade if you want some.”
Andy Hates Rotten Rebecca Extended Cut

(The Scene Takes Place After Violette Checks William's Phone)

Violette: OH MY GOOOSH WILLIAM YOU CALLED ROTTEN REBECCA!!!

Andy: YOU MONSTER!!!

William: She's coming over right now Andy!

Andy: NOOOOOO!!!

(Rotten Rebecca Enters The Room, And She Looks horrifying)

Rotten Rebecca: TiMe tO DiE!!!

(Rotten Rebecca Stabs Andy With A Knife)

Violette: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

Andy OWWWWWWWW!!!!

(William is heard laughing in the background )

(Andy Dies From The Pain. She also stabs William)

Violette: YOU JUST KILLED WILLIAM AND ANDY!!!

(Bill enters.The moment he comes in, Rotten Rebecca Stabs Him)

Violette: YOU JUST KILLED BILL!!!

(Rotten Rebecca Stabs the Camera, causing the footage to cut off)
AGP Debates: What are the best programs to run on a VHS?

Charles: What are the best programs to run on a VHS?

Michael: Anything involving Disney or Pixar are always good. For example, the Disney Color Blaster expands the color spectrum up to 6 billion colors. This will have blast the color picture of the VHS.

Bridgette: Another great program is the Pixar HOPE, which stands for High Optical Power Electron. HOPE brings out the crisp audio and video on a VHS, as well as installing exclusive updates and programs to enhance the VHS even further.

Tina: They're good, but Sony programs are even better. Sony has a program called the Expander. The Expander can be used to increase the memory and storage on the VHS.

Charles: I agree. Sony has a program called UDisk Enhancer. What I like about that program is that the UDisks of the VHS can be advanced greater by using the KooKaa code to insert grand plexes of RAM, CPU, and storage. This means that the VHS can run faster and can insert many characters in a scene.

Jennifer: If there's one program I would want on my VHS, it's the YouTube Video Maker. The YouTube Video Maker can create extra plots in a VHS and inject extra colors and audio in it. This means that when you do that, you will be able to increase the quality of the movie overall.

Charles: For bad movies we don't like, we use the YouTube Video Maker to make them good movies. The mediocre remakes we have on VHS can also be made epic with this brilliant program.
BILL'S IPHONE RANT!!! (RAGE)

Bill: THE IPHONE 7 SUCKS!!! IT DOESN'T WANT ME TO HAVE BIG MACS, IT HAS NO HEADPHONE JACK SO I CAN'T LISTEN TO ASMR BIG MACS GETTING MADE AND IT'S JET BLACK FINISH SCRATCHES EASILY!!!

Violette: Bill, You just bought it!

Bill: Well, now I want it back!

Violette: No!

Bill: Yes!

Bill: You know what? (slams iPhone)

Bill: Worst Phone Ever!

Violette: BILLTHATWASTHEBESTPHONEVERNOWWEHAVETOHAVEAFUNERALFORIT!!!(Fast Talk)

Bill: Freaking jerk, fast talking like Rap God!
4 Countries Ban The Paul Brothers! @DramaAlert SML Channel Returns!

Keemstar: What is up guys, I'm your host, Killer Keemstar, leeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's get riiiiiiiiiiight, into the neeeeews!

Our first story is from Jake and Logan Paul. They are banned from 4 countries! The countries that ban them are Italy, Mexico, Vietnam, and Honduras. Honduras president Juan gave a reason why he and other countries should ban the Paul brothers from visiting their countries. Roll it!

**Juan: Honduras banned the Paul brothers from entering our country not because we hate them, but due to the incident that happened in Japan, we fear that it will repeat on other countries. I encourage other countries to do the same to prevent anyone and their culture from being disrespected and humiliated.**

Keemstar: Holy s\*\*\*! 3 other countries Saudi Arabia, Japan, and Spain are making plans to restrict or ban the Paul brothers from entering their country! This is crazy because eventually, the Paul brothers will be isolated from the outside world and only do their traveling in the USA, their home-country.

Also, in the news, SML and all the other channels have returned! Youtube responded to this on Twitter by saying this:

*We apologize to Logan and his team for the termination of their channels. It turns out that one of the employees hated SML because of they think it's inappropriate, so they terminated the channel. We fired this employee. We won't be saying his name for privacy reasons, but if your reading this employee, I hope your happy of what you did if that meant you got fired!*

*We will put strict orders on humans reviewing Youtube content so bias doesn't get involved again.*

*We apologize from,*

*Youtube*

Keemstar: Logan responds with this:

*That has got to be the stupidest excuse I've heard from Youtube so far.*

Keemstar: So what he's saying is that Youtube is lying and trying to hide something. If what he said was true, then Youtube, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?!?!

Also, in the news, RiceGum is known for clickbait, but this one has gone too far. He posted a video named "What is she doing with that rope?", and the thumbnail... is this. How come stuff like this is allowed on Youtube, and has ADS on them, but SML got all of his channels deleted due to "bias reviewing"? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

Also, in the news, Woah Vicky has officially gave birth to a baby boy! And here's video of it. Roll it!

**Vicky: So I gave birth to my new song. I decided not to name him Tyrone, but I decided to name him "Black Boy the 3rd". That's his new name, but for short, we'll name him BB.**

Keemstar: (laughs) AS IF TYRONE WASN'T BAD ENOUGH!!!

Also, for our final story, Bijuu Mike was met with a special guest when Monika comes and throws her used panties at him! Roll it!

**Mike: So I'm taking vacation in Cape Canaveral, Florida and go meet the fa-**

**Monika: HAVE MY PANTIES SENPAI!!! (throws panties at Mike)**

**Mike: EW!!! AND IS THAT C\*\*?!?!**

**Monika: Yep!**

Keemstar: (laughs)

Ladies and gentleman, that is all for the news. If you enjoyed it, please like and subscribe with notifications turned on. DramaAlert now, over 3 million, 400 thousand, subscribers!
ANDY GETS EGGED AND HE EGGS HIS FAMILY!!!

William: I'M GONNA EGG YOU ANDY!!!

Andy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

William: TOO BAD!!! (eggs Andy)

Andy: THAT'S IT!!! (eggs family)

William: OW!!!

Violette: ANDYYOUPSYCHO!!! (fast talk)

Bill: FREAKING JERK!!!

Lucy: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Zachary: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry Grandpa's Cooking Disaster!

AGP: Hi! Grandpa here! Today, we will be cooking homemade Big Macs!

Monika: And I will be his assistant!

AGP: And you better not f\*\*\* this up!

Monika: I won't!

AGP: So first, we get the buns.

Monika: Now we will cook the patty.

AGP: YOUR SUPPOSE TO COOK THE BUNS!!!

Monika: What? Your not suppose to do that!

AGP: B\*\*\*\* I SAY WE'RE GONNA COOK THE GODDAMN BUNS!!!

Monika: Okay... have it your way...

***Later...***

AGP: Now that we got the Big Macs done, let's have Michael and Scarce taste test it.

Michael: Who cooks the bun?

Scarce: And why is the bun white?

Monika: Oh. Me and Charles exchanged our "Love Nectar" to the bun.

AGP: It was awkward to see her get it out. And she thought mine was strange, but we thought it was cute.

Michael: WHAT?!?! YOU USED YOUR C\*\* TO PUT ON THE BURGER?!?!

Monika: Yep!

Scarce: That is nasty!

Michael: We ain't trying this dude.

AGP: I SAID YOUR GONNA EAT IT!!! (shoves burger at Michael)

Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT C\*\* ALL OVER ME!!!

Scarce: This burger is actually good!

AGP: See? Scarce is being grateful!

Michael: THIS IS NASTY DUDE!!!

Monika: Nasty this! (slams a pie on Michael's face)

AGP: HOLY-

Michael: I'm leaving dude... AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK!!!

AGP: You gotta come back sometime!

Michael: Not when your putting c\*\* on the food!

Monika: It's good stuff!

AGP: And we may exchange love with each other and eat each other's Love Nectar!

***Michael then pukes all over the floor***

AGP: YOU GODDAMN PIG!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Michael: FINE!!! (walks out of the house)
A Few Minutes (1937)

**A Few Minutes** is a 1937 American film provided by Lone Star Productions.

Dubs that I have:

1. Albanian 1938
2. Albanian 1988
3. American English
4. Egyptian Arabic 1938
5. Egyptian Arabic 2001
6. Standard Arabic 1938
7. Standard Arabic 2010
8. Australian English 1938
9. Australian English 1970
10. Brazilian Portuguese
11. Canadian English
12. Canadian French
13. Cantonese Chinese 1938
14. Cantonese Chinese 1994
15. Catalan 1938
16. Catalan 1979
17. Croatian 1938
18. Croatian 1990
19. Czech 1938
20. Czech 1974
21. Danish 1938
22. Danish 1997
23. Dutch 1938
24. Dutch 1993
25. Britain English 1938
26. Britain English 1992
27. European French 1938
28. European French 1994
29. German 1938
30. German 1972
31. Greek 1938
32. Greek 1982
33. Hebrew 1938
34. Hebrew 1993
35. Hindi 1938
36. Hindi 1976
37. Hungarian 1938
38. Hungarian 1991
39. Indonesian 1938
40. Indonesian 2007
41. Italian 1938
42. Italian 1968
43. Japanese 1938
44. Japanese 1983
45. Korean 1938
46. Korean 1991
47. Latin Spanish
48. Malay 1938
49. Malay 1996
50. Mandarin Chinese 1938
51. Mandarin Chinese 1999
52. Norwegian 1938
53. Norwegian 1999
54. Polish 1938
55. Polish 1967
56. European Portuguese 1938
57. European Portuguese 1982
58. Romanian 1938
59. Romanian 1966
60. Russian 1938
61. Russian 1990
62. Slovak 1938
63. Slovak 1969
64. European Spanish 1938
65. European Spanish 1983
66. Swedish 1938
67. Swedish 1979
68. Taiwanese Mandarin 1938
69. Taiwanese Mandarin 1998
70. Thai 1938
71. Thai 2006
72. Turkish 1938
73. Turkish 2005
74. Ukrainian 1938
75. Ukrainian 2011
76. Vietnamese 1938
77. Vietnamese 1995

Dubs that I'm missing:

1. Bengali 1938
2. Bengali 1997
3. Estonian 1938
4. Estonian 1969
5. Haitian Creole
6. Icelandic 1938
7. Icelandic 1976
8. Tamil 1938
9. Tamil 1957
BILL GETS LIFEALERT!!!

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: OH MY GOSH WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

Bill: I FELL!!!

William: GET UP FAT BOY!

Bill: DON'T CALL ME FAT BOY JERK!!!

Andy: Here! Take this!

Bill: What is that?!?!

Andy: LifeAlert!

Bill: I DON'T NEED THIS JERK! IT'S A F\*\*\*ING MEME!!!

Violette: BILLITOLDYOUNOTTOCUSS!!! (fast talk)

Andy: Just press the button and you'll be good!

Bill: FINE! (presses button)

Assisstant: Thank you for calling LifeAlert how may I help you?

Bill: I've fallen and I can't get up!

Assisstant: Do you need an ambulance?

Bill: OF COURSE I DO JERK!

Assisstant: Help is on the way, now can I get your address?

Bill: WHY JERK?!?!

Assisstant: Because you sound handsome and I want to date you.

Bill: NO JERK! GO F\*\*\* YOURSELF!

Assisstant: You are so rude!
BILL AND ANDY DO IT WITH PERCY THE SMALL ENGINE

Bill: Okay jerks, So we purchased Percy the Small Engine from the Island of Sodor, and we’re going to do it with him?

Percy: What’s that?

Bill: It’s a surprise!

Andy: Since Percy is a train, YouTube won’t demonetize the video!

Bill: Let’s do this! Percy, we’re going to make some tracks to great destinations.

Percy: Okay!

(Bill and Andy go on the front and back portions of Percy, and proceed to do it with him)

Bill: THIS FEELS GREAT!

Andy: AGREED!

Percy: My wheels feel weak!

Bill: That’s the fun part!

(William walks in)

William: OH MY GOD!!! CAN I JOIN!?

Bill: No jerk! We’re not sharing!

William: But sharing is caring!

Andy: No dude! We’re not letting you make tracks! Percy’s on the verge of getting 🅱️OLIO!

Percy: 🅱️OH 🅱️Y 🅱️UCKING 🅱️OD!!!

Violette: BILLANDANDYWHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOING!? \*fast talk\*

Andy: We’re making tracks to great destinations! Do you mind!?

Bill: Yeah!

William: And they didn’t even let me make tracks!

Violette: I’m done with this crappy fanfic shit…
17: A XXXTentacion Album

**17** is a album released by XXXTentacion on August 25, 2017.

## Tracks

1: The Explanation

2: Jocelyn Flores

3: Depression & Obsession

4: Everybody Dies In Their Nightmares

5: Revenge

6: Save Me

7: Dead Inside (Interlude)

8: Fuck Love (feat. Trippie Redd)

9: Carry On

10: Orlando

11: Ayala (Outro)

## Triva

* "Jocelyn Flores" is a song dedicated to X's girlfriend, who commited suicide.
* "Orlando" was based on the beginning of X's pain as he was arrested in Orlando, Florida.
ANDY GOES BERSERK ON THE TV!!!

Andy: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

William: What wrong, Andy?

Andy: The TV isn't working!

William: What do you mean?

Andy: What do you mean what I mean what I mean? NOTHING'S COMING UP!!!

William: Is the TV on?

Andy: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

William: Is the channel to the cable?

Andy: QUIT TALKING TO ME LIKE A TECH SUPPORTER!!!!!

William: I NEED TO HELP YOU WITH THE TV!!!

Violette: What is going on?

Andy: NOTHING IS SHOWING UP ON THE TV!!!!!!

(Andy slams the TV remote)

Violette: ANDY!!! THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY!!!

Andy: NECESSARY THIS!!!

(Andy punches the TV)

Violette: ANDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I SPEND 3 GRAND ON THAT TV!!!

Andy: YOU DID NOT SPEND 3 GRAND ON THAT TV!!!

Violette: YESIDIDANDYYOUDON'TSMASHA3,000DOLLARTVITWILLUPSETRICHPEOPLE!!! (fast talk)

Andy: AND STOP WITH YOUR FAST TALK!!! IT'S GETTING ANNOYING!!!

Violette: I DON'T CARE!!!!

William: ANDY!! I WAS FREAKING HELPING YOU!!!

Andy: NO YOU WERE NOT!!!

(William And Andy Start An Epic Fight. Andy Karate Kicks William, And William Throws Bananas On Andy)

Violette: DON'T BEAT THAT BOY WITH A BANANA!!!

(William Throws The Portable AC At Andy, Breaking It)

Andy: OWWW!!!

Violette: BOYS I JUST GOT THAT!!!

(Andy Throws The Portable AC At William, Causing It To Malfunction)

(Violette Notices The Portable AC Smoking)

Violette: BOYSNOWTHEHOUSEISGOINGTOCATCHONFIREWEAREGOINGTOBEHOMELESS!!!

(The Portable AC Bursts Into Flames, And The Family Is Forced To Evacuate)

Bill: Way To Go Jerk! You Set The Damn House On Fire Again!

Andy: THIS WAS THE SECOND TIME YOU DID THIS!!!

William: I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN XBOX!!!

Bill: I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY BIG MACS JERK!!!

Andy: WE'RE DAMN HOMELESS AGAIN!!!

Violette: Don't Worry Guys! We Cashed In Our Lottery Tickets! Maybe We Can Get Another House!
ANGEL DUST RUINS THANKSGIVING!!!

Violette: Why hello YouTube! Today, we are at Sylva, NC to have Thanksgiving in Nurse Joy’s cabin!

Joy: I’ve baked lots of goodies!

Angel Dust: Is there seriously no liquor in here?

William: Why did we bring Angel Dust? He is an ass!

Violette: William! He has no family. We brought him here so we can show off our hospitality!

**The scene cuts to the feast.**

Violette: We are thankful for the food, Lord-

Angel Dust: And I am thankful for Nurse Joy’s big tits!

Violette: ANGEL DUST!!!

Joy: That’s rude!

Angel Dust: OH YEAH?!?! I SHOULD BE SMOKING DOPE AT ALASTOR’S HOUSE!!!

William: We should leave mom!

Violette: You shut up! Angel Dust, behave right now or you will not receive any Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups!

Angel Dust: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

**Angel Dust flips the table, ruining the food.**

Joy: ***OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! ANGEL DUST!!! HOW DARE YOU RUIN THANKSGIVING!!! THAT’S IT!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 10749294849209384838595828479583828396048389605937161739505059383959584860694826395953759695849694849694868689694859583849163905948 YEARS!!! GO TO BED NOW!!!***

Angel Dust: FUCK SHIT BITCH ASS CUNT HOE WHORE DICK GAY FAGGOT N!GGER N!GGA CRACKER SHITTER!!!
BAND PRACTICE GONE WRONG!!!

Violette: Hello YouTube, today we are having a band practice, so let's begin by singing the DuckTales theme,...3...2...1...GO!

William (singing): Life is like a hurricane, here-in duck-berg

Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur--

Bill: YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT, JERK!!!

William: YES I AM, YOU JUST INTERRUPTED ME!!!

Violette: Boys, please don't fight.

William: THAT'S SO IT!!! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY KICKED OUT OF THE BAND!!!

Bill: NO, YOU ARE, NOW GET YOUR STUPID A\*\* OUT OF HERE!!!

William (screaming): LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE, HERE IN F\*\*\*BERG!!!

Bill: SHUT UP, JERK!!!

William: OH, I'LL GIVE YOU SHUT UP!!! \*Takes trumpet and blows into it near Bill's ear\*

Bill: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?!

Violette: WILLIAM!

William: SCREW THIS BAND, AND SCREW YOU, YOU B\*\*\*\*!!!

Violette: YOU KNOW WHAT?!!?!? WE'RE DONE WITH BAND PRACTICE FOREVER!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!

William: FINE, I didn't want to be in this stupid band anyway.

Violette: FINE!!! URGH! I'm turning this off now. Bye. \*Turns off camera\*
BILL EATS ILLINOIS?!?! (RAGE)

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS, M'KAY? The US state of Illinois has been eaten!

Violette: And I know what he's gonna say, he's gonna say that William ate the state, right?

Goodman: If your thinking William, your wrong! It was actually Bill who ate the state and the 12,801,539 people living there!

Violette: THATFATA\*\*ISGETTINGTHEBIGGESTPSYCHOAWARD!!! (fast talk)
ANGRY GRANDPA RUINS CHRISTMAS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET A TV!!!

Michael: Today is Christmas day, and the kids got amazing presents!

JC: I got a laptop.

Jacob: I got a 3DS!

Johnny: I got a Transformer action figure!

Jimmy: I got a Gamer shirt.

**Angry Grandpa then enters.**

AGP: Once again! You all open presents without me!

Michael: Dad, we already talked about this! No kid is gonna wait until 10 AM to open presents!

AGP: Well where's my goddamn TV?!

Michael: TV?

Bridgette: You're not getting it!

AGP: WHY?!?!

Michael: You destroyed one 2 days ago! Santa says you're a bad boy!

**Angry Grandpa rages and slams the Christmas tree down to the ground.**

Michael: DAD NO!!!

JC: Come on, pop!

AGP: DON'T COME ON POP ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

**Angry Grandpa grabs a hammer and destroys the presents with it.**

Michael: OH MY GOD!!!

Bridgette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

AGP: FUCK YOU ALL!!!

JC: Damnit pop!

Jacob: My 3DS...

Johnny: Fuck you pop!

Jimmy: Yeah! Fuck you!

AGP: FUCK EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN N\*\*\*\*\* ON THIS PLANET!!! I WANT MY TV!!!

Michael: DAD!!! YOU JUST SAID THE N WORD!!!

Bridgette: WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING N WORD PASS?!?!

AGP: I DON'T NEED A N WORD PASS YOU FUCKS!!! Now I'm going to bed. **Leaves.**

Michael: Every single god damn Christmas we have always has to be in a disaster!

Bridgette: And he needs to go to jail for saying the N word illegally!

Michael: No he's not! Now I'm turning this off!
BILL'S RICHMOND JAIL TOUR!!! (Part 4)

**It is Day 2. Bill, Alex, and 20 other prisoners are at The Country Club of Virginia to do their service.**

Dallas: Now, people have littered in the golf course area. Your job is to clean up the litter area. If you refuse or try to escape, you'll lose a privilege. Understand?

All Prisoners: Yes sir!

**5 minutes later...**

Alex: Okay, now is the plan!

Bill: Here we go! **goes up to an officer**

Officer: What do you 2 want?

Alex: We need to use the bathroom.

Officer: Okay, but hurry up!

Alex: Man, that was too easy! They don't even allow guards to track us!

Bill: Now that we're out, what should we do?

Alex: Let's go to the E. Claiborne Robins Stadium. I heard they were having a football game there. I brought some money, so we can hang out there till the service is over.

Bill: Well hopefully the game isn't too long!

**2 hours later...**

Bill: Boy, that was a great game!

Alex: Yeah, I liked the part when-

Dallas: JUST WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU 2 DOING?!?!

Bill: Uh... I can explain...

Dallas: No explaining! We've been looking for you 2 for almost an hour! Bill, Alex, you 2 have lost your privilege of being in the same cell! Now go back to the bus!

Bill and Alex: Yes sir!

**Back at the jail, they have another meeting**

Dallas: So guys, we goofed back there. 2 prisoners tried to get away with community services by hanging out in the stadium. Well starting tomorrow, we will being having stricter rules of being excused to the bathroom along with other stuff. See you tomorrow.

**As Bill and Alex leave, a prisoner tackles the 2 to the ground**

Prisoner: LOOK WHAT YOU 2 HAVE DONE! NOW I CAN'T EVEN USE THE BATHROOM WITHOUT SOME OFFICERS WATCHING ME, EVEN AT THE STALLS!!! YOU BETTER NOT PULL OUT A STUNT LIKE THAT OR YOU'LL BE AT THE HOSPITAL!!! **runs away to not get in trouble by an officer**

Bill: That freaking jerk! You ok Alex?

Alex: I'm fine. This dude seriously needs anger management class! Anyway, now what are we gonna do? We can't even be in the same cell together!

Bill: I know!

See Part 5 here
ANGRY GRANDPA GOES TO PORTAL

Michael: So for our second to last trip, we will go to Portal, North Dakota, which is right next to the Canadian border.

AGP: CANADA?!?! IT’S NOT EVEN A REAL COUNTRY, ANYWAY!!!

Bridget: Yes it is!

Tina: Do they have portals?

Michael: Not literally, but it’s a cool town.

AGP: Cool town my ass! They are probably ran by libtards!

Michael: Okay now...

*At Portal...*

AGP: This is already feeling like Canada!

JC: We’re right next to Saskatchewan!

AGP: Saskat- what?

Michael: Saskatchewan. It’s a Canadian province.

AGP: That’s bullshit!

Tina: Lets go eat at Smokey Bonz.

Bridget: Yeah! That’s a good place!

AGP: NO!!!

*At Smokey Bonz...*

Michael: So we’re at Smokey Bonz...

AGP: Hey kids! Let’s play a game!

Jacob: What game will we play?

AGP: How many libtard Canadians do you see?

Michael: Dad why do you hate Canadians so much?

AGP: All I gotta say is South Park.

Michael: Oh my god...

*After the meal...*

Tina: I’m heading to the community center.

Bridget: Me too!

AGP: What the fuck is so interesting about it?

Tina: They’re serving the homeless, and we must help!

AGP: Fuck them!

Michael: But they need help!

AGP: Fuck them!

JC: Poppa why are you so mean today?

AGP: I don’t know.

Michael: Look! It’s Canadaball!

AGP: Canadaball?! Canada has balls?!

Michael: Canadaball is a girl.

JC: Let’s see her!

*There is a huge crowd meeting Canadaball*

Canadaball: How are you Americans doing?

AGP: We’re doing shit because of you!

Michael: Dad no!

Canadaball: I get it! You’re from the South Carolina States Exchange Program! I’ve seen you, Angry Grandpa!

AGP: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ME, BITCH?!?!

Canadaball: I have Youtube!

Michael: Yeah, he’s very mean!

*AGP takes Canadaball’s fur hat*

Canadaball: Please give me my fur hat back.

AGP: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!

*AGP rips up the hat*

Michael: DAD NO!!!

AGP: That’s what I think about your fucking hat, bitch!

Canadaball: Why?!

AGP: BECAUSE YOU’RE A LIBTARD!!!

Canadaball: *Crying* Now you hurt my feelings...

AGP: Good!

Michael: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR NOW!!!

AGP: Say please.

Michael: *Crying*

*At the motel...*

Michael: I’ve tried everything I can to get you to enjoy this trip, and you’ve been ruining every single damn trip we take!

AGP: I FUCKING HATE NORTH DAKOTA!!! WE SHOULD’VE NEVER WENT THERE!!!

Michael: THEN GET OUT!!!

AGP: NO!!!

Bridget: Tomorrow is the last trip!

Tina: And you better behave!

AGP: Whatever!
A Kiss for the Petals

**A Kiss for the Petals** is the ninth album released by Lil Moni.

## Tracks

1: I'm Bi

2: London On The Track (feat. 6IX9INE)

3: Wallson, VA

4: ASSisstant

5: Sad Life (feat. Logic)

6: Escaper

7: Mai × Reo

8: Yūna × Nanami

9: Runa × Takako

10: Eris × Shizuku

## Triva

* The last 4 song titles and album title are based on a Japanese adult yuri visual novel series named "Sono Hanabira ni Kuchizuke o".
* Controversial strikes on the song "I'm Bi" because Monika announces she is a bisexual, although she said it also in 1 Night.
ANDY COMPARED TO TOY STORY!!! (RAGE)

Bill: Give me my plate, jerk.

Violette: No! You have a attitude.

Bill: NO I DON'T JERK!!!

Andy: Yes you do.

Bill: STAY OUT OF THIS, WOODY LOVER!!!

Andy: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALLED ME?!?!

Bill: YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, JERK!!!

Andy: THAT IS IT! (slams gallon of milk on Bill's head)

Violette: ANDY!!!

Bill: FREAKING JERK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

(Andy slams eggs and powder on Bill)

Bill: STOP! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!

Andy: NEVER!

Violette: ANDYYOUBETTERSTOPTHISRIGHTNOWTHISISSOBABYISH!!! (fast talk)

Andy: I DON'T CARE!!!

Bill: You know what, jerks? Since you wanna egg me... (punches TV)

Violette: OH MY GOSH BILL GET OFF!!!!

Bill: NO JERK!!!

Andy: I'M JOINING THIS FUN!!! (eggs TV)

Violette: YOU JERKS! NOWYOUOWNMEANEWTVAREYOUHAPPY?!?! (fast talk)

Andy: I'M VERY HAPPY!!! (eggs Violette)

Violette: THAT. IS. IT!!!!!!!!!!!! (slams into Andy and the camera turns off)
BILL'S SZECHUAN SAUCE RAGE!!!

Violette: Why hello Youtube! Today, Bill has something special.

Bill: I got the Szechuan Sauce at McDonald's. And we're gonna test taste it with a Big Mac to see what it tastes like.

Violette: How much did you spend on that?

Bill: It was free.

Violette: No! I saw you get on eBay for $500 DOLLARS!!!

Bill: No I didn't! And besides, who spends that much on freaking sauce?

Violette: Just eat it!

Bill: Okay!

**Bill puts sauce on the Big Mac**

Bill: Here goes nothing!

**Bill takes a bite on the burger**

Violette: What does it taste like?

Bill: **Gagging** IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!!! **Runs to the sink**

Violette: It tastes that bad?

Bill: YES!!! WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!

William: **Coming in the kitchen** Like what?

Bill: THE SZECHUAN SAUCE!!!

William: Really? I wanna try it!

Violette: William no! It tastes bad!

William: You can't say it's bad till you try it! **Takes a bite**

Bill: So jerk, how does it taste?

William: OH MY GOD!!! **Runs to the sink**

Violette: See? I told you it was bad!

William: I CAN'T STAND THIS!!! **Flips table**

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: What the frick was that for jerk?!

William: I HATE RICK AND MORTY!!! **Throws Big Mac at Bill**

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: Freaking jerk!

William: I'm out. I'M NEVER EATING BIG MACS AGAIN!!! **Leaves kitchen**

Bill: That's good for your fatass!

Violette: BILL!!! YOU DON'T CUSS AT WILLIAM!!!

Bill: I'm just saying!

Violette: Well I'm turning this off...