A Little Eds Something

**A Little Eds Something** is a comedic video series that uses random episode clips from Ed, Edd n Eddy to tell a different story, and is the longest running "Little Something" series on VampireMeerkat's Youtube channel.

It's characterized by the text-to-speech robots voicing the characters, with exception of Edd. An episode is roughly 2 to 5 minutes long.

The first episodes used to be uploaded on the defunct "AreYouAFool" channel in 2008, which was VampireMeerkat's third Youtube account. This channel got deleted during Youtube's early copyright purge, but unlike many other videos from the past, all episodes were reuploaded.

They were again targeted by the notorious copyright system years later; and the first 4 episodes have been forcefully removed by TBS Asia Pacific - Hong Kong specifically. Because there were strikes involved that jeopardized the existence of the account itself and reuploading is impossible for content that has been registered illegal, the videos are still missing from VampireMeekat's Youtube library.

On February 8, 2021, a Dailymotion account was started and the episodes uploaded once more.

## Episodes

### **Episode 1: Ed, Edd and Eddy are roleplaying**

**Basic details:**
Uploaded on ‎August 16, ‎2008 (reuploaded on August 27, 2009)
 ***Currently offline*:** garnered 63.744 views before Youtube's deletion.
**Original video description:**

*"Ed and Eddy invite Edd to roleplay with them, and afterwards make fun of him for being such a talented crossdresser."*

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> Eddy is standing below Edd's bedroom window, calling for him to wake up. When he comes to check his window, he comments on the robotic voices of his friends, but receives no explanation for it and is instead invited over to come roleplay. Edd has some chores to do first, though wastes everyone's time by mindlessly running around the house. Eddy comments on the worsened quality of the video clips used, whereafter they start the roleplay.
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> Eddy proclaims to be Bill Gates and to go scam people, while Edd is dressed like a bush, but not given the chance to explain who or what he's supposed to be. Eddy asks Ed, but since the scene changed to Edd and Ed standing next to each other and Eddy appeared behind a fence, it sparks the question from Edd how he got over there all of the sudden. Eddy attributes it to cartoon logic and runs off, without any of them having roleplayed at all.
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> The scene changes to Edd sewing a feminine costume for himself, until he gets spooked by Eddy making fun of him over it. Because his desire to make and wear these type of clothing earns him no respect from his friend, he decides to visit Jimmy instead, who apparently does, and reinacts The Little Mermaid's "Part of Your World" for him. But Jimmy is in a bad mood and not impressed by the costume, calling Edd's breasts fake.
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> Suddenly, Plank shows up with curiosity for what they're doing. Eddy answers they're roleplaying, but when he notices the boy he dragged along, he falls silent and eventually asks who he is. Plank answers to have found Jonny lying on the ground and his mother allowed him to keep "it", then asks if they may join the roleplay, but is rudely rejected.
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> After a random interruption from Ed, Edd asks how they should continue their playtime. Eddy states they could make out with each other, yet settles on kicking Edd off-screen and celebrating it.
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> A short rendition of Micheal Jackson's "Heal the World" is then heard, sung by Jimmy while accompanied by the rest of the cast, whereafter a few more random story snippets follow and the episode ends.
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### **Episode 2: School Begins. FAIL (originally titled "School Fails")**

**Basic details:**
Uploaded on January 14, ‎2009 (reuploaded on August 27, 2009)
 ***Currently offline*:** garnered 64.494 views before Youtube's deletion.
**Original video description:**

*"School begun and Edd rapes Ed's violin."*

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> The video starts off with Eddy silently standing by himself, until Edd shows up to express excitement for something that isn't there. The series' intro then kicks in and the next scene is of a peaceful shot of the Peach Creek school building.
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> Eddy expresses his dislike for school, whereafter every character from the show shares their personal hatred for something.
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> Eddy then jumps Edd to beg for the first answer to a test they're not even working on, and Ed states it to be "omelette du fromage", which Eddy thinks is legitimate. Everyone enters the classroom, where Tigger teaches them the Whoopty-Dooper-Loopty-Looper-Alley-Ooper bounce. A scene of Edd preforming what looks somewhat similar plays, whereafter the lesson abruptly ends and the characters are shown getting talked to by Kevin on the football field.
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> They're interrupted by the laughter of the Kanker sisters sitting on the tribune, though they have nothing to say about their classmates and instead berate each other and settle on flashing their bare chests. Ed is traumatized by the exposure and runs off.
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> During the football game, Eddy tries to prepare Edd for his throw, but he misses the catch anyway and the game ends with the team having scored minus points. Edd exclaims afterwards to go join the cheerleaders, earning him angry stares.
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> A "Who's That Pokémon?" parody starts, asking the viewer what's under Edd's hat, accompanied by a silhouette of him that clearly shows it's a tree.
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> Afterwards, the class is seen performing the Teletubbies intro song on their respective instruments, and when it's Eddy's turn to hit his triangle, he excitedly plays a rock version of "Birth of the People" from Actraiser with it.
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> Another "Who's That Pokémon?" parody starts, accompanied by a silhouette of Edd that shows something more ominous.
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> In the next scene, Eddy immediately expresses his hatred for violins and lunges at Ed, who is playing one at that moment. Edd convinces him not to destroy the object, and when it's in his hands, romantic feelings for it grows. When Eddy begins talking about breaking it again, Edd escapes the situation to get frisky with his new love, though Ed and Eddy suspect his intentions and haste themselves to find him.
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> They find Edd on top of Ed's violin, supposedly crushed by the aggressive thrusting, but Edd excuses himself saying the violin was the one who came onto him.
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> The last "Who's That Pokémon?" parody is accompanied by a silhouette of Edd that shows another head on top of his, in this case Rolf's. A few random story snippets follow, until the episode ends.
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### **Episode 3: School sucks MEN GENITALS**

**Basic details:**
Uploaded on March 9, ‎2009 (reuploaded on August 27, 2009)
 ***Currently offline*:** garnered 96.478 views before Youtube's deletion.
**Original video description:**

*"School's still going on, and Eddy is planning to break out. Meanwhile Edd doesn't seem to stop dying."*

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> The episode starts off with Kevin asking a busy Rolf to help him not looks like a dork to Nazz, but Rolf argues he is indeed one, and in addition a whore. The series' intro kicks in and the scene changes to inside the Peach Creek school building, where Edd is randomly kicked in the rear by Kevin and dies, yet immediately seen walking the hallways with Ed and Eddy afterwards.
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> Like last episode, Eddy expresses his displeasure for school, but Edd has a different opinion and sings "The Best Day Ever" from the first Spongebob movie in his cheerfulness. It angers Eddy, who chucks him inside a locker, accidentally killing him. Nevertheless, in the very next shot, he's alive and addressed to by Eddy, who wants to break out of school. Edd is against it, but nobody cares and they run off to initiate the plan.
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> "1 second later", Eddy is seen scolding his fellow truants for having tied their faces to each other, whereafter Edd announces his return after planting mines around the building, as to supposedly prevent unwanted attention. The scene briefly changes to Nazz entering a library and exploding out of existence. Eddy responds with approval to Edd's efforts.
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> The escape seems to go as planned, until Ed remarks they don't have any fuel for the fake plane they've just built. The main story concludes itself after that and the rest of the video consists out of random story snippets, of which a fair chunk stars the earlier introduced running joke where Edd keeps dying, accompanied by the Super Mario Bros. death sound.
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### **Episode 4: Plank turns heterosexual and cheats on Eddy**

**Basic details:**
Uploaded on December 21, 2011
 ***Currently offline*:** garnered 64.114 views before Youtube's deletion.
**Original video description:**

*"After a normal start of the day, with Eddy wanting to destroy Ed for being a traitor and afterwards turn him into a successful sexy pimpmasterlordking, Eddy discovers a horrible truth about his soulmate. And Edd just won't stop breaking the 4th wall."*

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> The episode opens up with a shot of Edd's house. The door is opened for Eddy, who immediately announces to have found out Ed is a traitor, which he considers great news. It's not explained how Ed earned himself this title and the two head over to his house with the intent to ambush him. When Eddy fails to tackle and kill Ed, Edd jumps in with a time bomb strapped to his body, whereafter the series' intro starts.
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> Edd is then seen patiently counting sugar for his drink, which Eddy spikes with a bag of cocaine after getting scolded for spooking him with a rough-handed pat on the back. Eddy asks what scam they should focus on for the day, to which Ed suggests they should sell alcohol. In the meantime, Edd takes a sip of his sabotaged drink and acts overly hyper while Ed and Eddy try to discus the plan further. Eddy doesn't think Ed can be a salesman, but Edd asks to give him a chance. Ed immediately breaks everything in sight.
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> When the plot is again halted with more banter, Edd shows up to remind his friends that the script (of the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode parodied) states Ed needs to be bathed. This inspires Eddy to start a different scam that involves giving Ed a pimp make-over and selling prostitutes to people. After the initial optimism, he picks up on Edd's changed demeanour and asks what's up with him, to which Edd expresses he's sobered up and realized to be in a bad Youtube parody. Eddy doesn't care for it and goes over to announce his prostitute business to an empty neighbourhood.
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> The absence of people is explained by Edd to be caused by Kevin, who is mimicking bike tricks from the movie Rad and has garnered an audience for it. The trio visit the show, where Eddy reacts disapprovingly of Kevin's talents and expresses confusion for everyone's interest in watching him mess about, since television exists. He asks Kevin directly how he does it, gets no response, yet treats it as a breakthrough and runs off.
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> Back to where they started, Eddy explains that Kevin's gift is being good-looking, whilst calling Ed fat and wishing to put him on a diet. Ed kindly disagrees and states to be beautiful, which only angers Eddy. He takes him to a field of grass and forces him to eat it, though Ed swallows some street lanterns with it as well. Eddy is then distracted by his boyfriend, Plank, being carried around by another person and goes over to confront them. Plank argues he just wanted to know what it's like to be with a girl, and all three Eds respond shocked to the confession he cheated. Ed suggests Eddy should marry him as to teach Plank a lesson, and Edd seconds it, arguing people like Ed are easy to manipulate and thus good partners. He sings Jimmy Soul's "If You Wanna Be Happy" to further promote the idea, but Eddy cuts it short and settles for having a threesome with Plank and his "mistress".
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### **Episode 5: Ed and Eddy's Awesome Adventures Suitable for Children**

**Basic details:**
Uploaded on February 2, 2014
***Currently online***
**Original video description:**

*"Eddy kills Edd for not paying back the cash he borrowed. Ed and Eddy take the opportunity to be the stars of their own show."*

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> Edd is then seen messing about with some unknown machine in his room. Eddy pops up and Edd immediately knows what he came for; and begs for more time to give back the money he apparently borrowed from him. Eddy refuses to be lenient and requests Ed to dispose of him. Edd's neck is snapped off-screen and Ed joyfully proclaims Eddy can now only love him.
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> After a short moment of unfiltered dread, Eddy pushes him away and happily announces they are now the stars of Ed, Edd n Eddy, since the popular Edd is no more. An altered intro plays.
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> Their adventure starts out lacklustre and the the two have little to say and even less to do. Ed wonders if Edd carried the show, to which Eddy disagrees and proceeds to give a disapproving description of him, which in actuality applies to him and Ed.
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> Ed and Eddy break the 4th wall some more and comment on the parody series itself, until the scene abruptly ends and a new one starts, showing Eddy flying away in the air after performing the well-known Microsoft Sam helicopter audio glitch.
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> The episode ends with Ed and Eddy lying in bed. Ed says to have forgotten to eat condoms that morning, and Eddy responds with worry he's now pregnant.
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### **Episode 6: IIIIIIIIIIIIII**

**Basic details:**
Uploaded on November 9, 2019.
***Currently online***
**Original video description:**
*"don't know how to love him."*

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> Not a traditional episode, but an extension of the singing Edd puppet scene from episode 2.
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> Puppet Edd sings "I Don't Know How to Love Him" from the 70s rock opera, Jesus Christ Super Star, in full, with only slight alterations in the lyrics.
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### **Movie: Ed, Edd n Eddy's Little Something Show**

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Project started in 2017, but never finished or uploaded.

> A parody of Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show. The Eds killed people and have to flee from the police.
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## Details and running jokes

* The cast is voiced by the following speakers:
	+ Ed is voiced by Kate (US) from Oddcast
	+ Edd is voiced by VampireMeerkat.
	+ Eddy is voiced by Microsoft Sam
	+ Kevin is voiced by Microsoft Mike
	+ Nazz is voiced by <unknown>
	+ Plank is voiced by Paul (US) from Oddcast
	+ Rolf is voiced by German speaker from imTranslator
	+ Sarah is voiced by <unknown>
	+ Jimmy is voiced by <unknown> (Female Asian speaker)
	+ The Kankers are voiced by LH Michael (?)
* All characters are canonically robots in the dub, with Edd being the only human being.
* Plank is treated as a real character, Jonny the inanimate object.
* The videos are purposely constructed with episode downloads of distractingly varying quality that have been in VampireMeerkat's possession for years;
	+ They mainly came from the defunct The3Eds website, which had an episode download section.