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Episode 43

## Date

Thursday, 5/7/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:54:25

## Title

**The Day That The Amazing Cáit And Kelly Crimefighting, (Neil) Diamond-Defender Duo First Captured Our Collective Imaginations**

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Episode 43a: https://facebook.com/289904145343006
* Episode 43a (bonus content: Happy Birthday Benjamin!): https://facebook.com/234274737850051

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* RPM loves Garth Brooks and sings Friends in Low Places
* Josh unbuttons all the way to remove his jersey (Billy Preston T-shirt)
* "It's 1841 Up in Here"

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Guys, I’ve been in Zoom meetings all day and it shows.”
* “Between She’ll Be Coming ‘Round The Mountain and Home On The Range, it’s like 1841 up in this piece.”
* “Let’s do it as kind of a gospel waltz, shall we? I’m slowing it down so I can count it and not make so many mistakes.”
* “All the songs that you’re hearing are my version of somebody else’s song, so are you saying you want my version of Cyndi’s version of Prince’s version (of When You Were Mine)?”
* (The Cáit and Kelly crimefighting theme song, sung by Mary): Cáit and Kelly…they’re fighting crimes // They’re singing tunes, they’re making rhymes // Cáit and Kelly…yeah!
* “I feel like Reverend Producer Mary’s Fun Time Adventure Zone is where songs get made up. But over here (at the organ) is where songs get misinterpreted…”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 42 | Next: Episode 44**
Appendix D

## Date

Monday, 8/17/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 3:18:25

## Title

**The Day It Was Kitchen Sink XI And Josh Showed Just How Many Different Hats He Wears And Balls He Juggles As Host Of The Stretch, While Mary Held An M&M Tasting And Emoted To Various Power Ballads**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/629576701328572

## Noteworthy Details

Special Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “What’s this show called again?”
* “That’s how you can tell which song is which; one of them has the non-Tweedy-riffic chord. It’s still a good chord.” (on Taylor Dayne-Wilco mashup)
* “OK…let’s roll along, shall we?”
* “I played a mashup at Fenway; I’ve been experimenting more with mashups there because, like, why the hell not, right? Also, it’s fun. Also, it keeps me sharp for doing this show.”
* “Mikael (Jorgensen) said someone said that should be a theme for the next Solid Sound. You mean like mashing up Wilco songs with pop songs?  I’d be delighted to be a consultant on that project, or something. That sounds like a blast.”
* “I feel like that should be on my business card: Impressing The Kids Of Middle-Age Musicians…With Weird Covers Of Their Songs.” (on playing Redd Kross’ Stay Away From Downtown and being contacted by the band, who were his favorite when he was in college)
* “They have a bunch of other stuff on Showtime that I was not really interested in. You guys know me, I’m not really into movies — unless they’re documentaries about music, basically.” (on watching Motown documentary as part of Showtime free trial)
* “Oh good lord, who requested this?” (on Cotton-Eye Joe)
* “I don’t know numbers. I know avocado’s number, because it’s a healthy fat.” (on Mary’s fortuneteller game during RPMFTAZ)
* “I can’t believe people are still watching this. Numbers are dwindling rapidly.” (after attempted juggling of M&Ms)
* “Don’t worry, Jean, they cut us off after four hours; Facebook Live has a four-hour limit.”
* “Who asked for this Baseball Project song that I don’t remember? I’m in this band. I don’t know their songs.” (on Ichiro Goes To The Moon)
* “This is a dumb song, but people love it.” (on In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry)
* “Someday nostalgia’s all we’ll have because this show will be over and, who knows, we might not even keep the episodes up online. We might take them down or something, right? Lucky for you guys, we’re lazy. That’s all I’m gonna say about that.”
* “Oh, it’s a guilty pleasure, but like severely guilty. Like life sentence kind of guilty, without parole, that’s how guilty it is.” (on I’ve Never Been To Me by Charlene)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* SO MANY HATTER

**Previous: Appendix C.i | Next: Appendix E**
S3 Episode 33

## Date

Monday, 04/04/2022, 7PM EDT

**Length:** 02:11:25

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Full episode: https://facebook.com/273234848355064

## Noteworthy Details

Regular

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** TBD

**Stretcher Guest:** TBD

## 7th Inning Stretch Orchestra

* I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song, by Jim Croce (Key: A major)
* Start: 01:22:21

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 32 | Next: Episode 34**
S3 Episode 25c

## Date

Friday, 03/04/2022, 5:18PM EST

**Length:** 00:02:03

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Full episode: https://facebook.com/710597200321143

## Noteworthy Details

Special

**Location:** Mystery Tropical Location

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** TBD

**Stretcher Guest:** TBD

## 7th Inning Stretch Orchestra

* na, by na (Key: na)
* Start: na

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 25b | Next: Episode 26**
Episode 64

## Date

Thursday, 5/28/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:58:27

## Title

**The Day Josh Gave Musical Theory Lessons About “The Time Warp” And “He’s So Fine”**

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Episode 64a: https://facebook.com/2597138337201699
* Episode 64b (Info about time change!): https://facebook.com/740789246729101

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “This is a cool song. Am I right? Yes. It’s a rhetorical question.”
* “If it’s something where I just plain don’t know it so I can’t even fake it, flick it to the wind.”
* “It’s a miracle that I haven’t forgotten you, and yet I haven’t forgotten you.”
* “I’m here for you guys. I’m here to make you guys happy…ostensibly.”
* “All right, that’s enough of that song.”
* “I don’t remember how it goes, but we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
* “I’ve had plenty of time to forget it since the last time I forgot it.”
* “I don’t think I’ve played it on the show before. Maybe I did. Ah, who cares?”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 63 | Next: Episode 65**
Episode 30

## Date

Friday, 4/24/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:41:07

## Title

**The Day RPM’s Fanfare Was Introduced And Stretchy Time Turned Into Sexy Time (For A Little Bit)**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/1725790494211445

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Sometimes I say things about music history on this show that are not true, and sometimes I say things that are true and sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference, even for me.”
* “I can get distracted by pretty much anything. I think you guys have probably figured that out about me by now.”
* “You know it, you love it. Or in some cases, you know it.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 29 | Next: Episode 31**
Appendix A

## Date

Monday, 7/27/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:32:26

## Title

**The Day Things Were Kinda The Same But Also Sorta Different, Josh Premiered The Fenway Report, Mary Provided Pantry And Puzzle Updates, Hocus Pocus By Focus Returned And The Weather Was Hot (Hot Hot)**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/319022319237463

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** TBA

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Do I dare open this (chat)?”
* “I’m still not looking at the board.”
* “OK, is it time for the friggin’ lightning round here?”
* (RPM) “Now that we’re into the appendix (episodes), I want to be honest about some things There are some parts of this show I just don’t understand — and I’m totally OK with that.” (on SteveDave’s Mom and Grace Slick story)
* “Let’s have some songs, shall we? I gotta make some sense of this board.”
* “It’s all a hodgepodge. It’s a random weird numbers game.” (on not getting to a repeated request for The Boys Are Back In Town during the waning days of the daily 7IS)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* [Placeholder]

**Previous: Episode 120 | Next: Appendix B**
SSSG: Dave Davis

## Guest Info

**Website:** http://www.sunraarkestra.com/1-main.html

**Wikipedia Page:** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave\_Davis\_(musician)

**Bio:**

* Musician, Trombonist of Sun Ra Arkestra

## Link

* **Full Episode:** https://facebook.com/1151978165167780

**Start Time:** TBD

**Length:** 0.020509259259

* **SSSG Video:** https://facebook.com/769411203809859
SSSG: Kelly Hogan

## Guest Info

**Website:** n/a

**Wikipedia Page:** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly\_Hogan

**Bio:**

* Musician, time traveler (zooms in from the future)

## Link

* **Full Episode:** https://facebook.com/935364220269812, https://facebook.com/563423757866660, https://facebook.com/760848141448738

**Start Time:** TBD

**Length:** TBD

* **SSSG Video:** n/a
Episode 101

## Date

Saturday, 7/4/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 2:13:22

## Title

**The Day There Wasn’t A Guest For The First Time In A While, But Kitchen Sink IX Included CanCon, Palindrome Talk, Clapping Songs, A Puppet Origin Story And A Unique “Saturday In The Park” Singalong**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/2261542027325581

## Noteworthy Details

Special Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* Kitchen Sink
* FTAZ with Diorama Puppet Show

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “(These new star-shaped stickies) make me very, very happy. As much as any material goods can make you happy.” Josh: “It’s folly really, ultimately. But we’re folly-ed people, right? We’re not perfect.” (RPM)
* “This is a good dance tune. Not so much, like, ‘up in the club,’ as they say. But maybe this is one your great-grandparents slow-danced to.” (on Embraceable You by George and Ira Gershwin)
* “Who asked for this song? I’m not judging you, but…” (on Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler)
* “We’re taking our own course for credit every once in a while.”
* “I’m trying to remember the verse, but it’s not coming to me. That’s a theme. I should just do that as an official theme one day; here’s all the songs that I don’t remember the verse to, ‘cause there’s a whole bunch of them.”
* “Guys, that’s kind of a true story. It’s almost, a kind of a true story. I did not want to get the hat. I thought it was actually kinda ridiculous. But Josh was, like, ‘No, it’s worth it.’ … and he was totally right.” (RPM, on Donny Hat-haway origin story)
* “Somebody commission that remix and I’ll do it. We’ll remix ‘Don’t Come Around Here No More’ with the ‘Mickey’ handclaps and it’ll be so good.”
* “If I can pull this song off, it would be a miracle. I love this song; I don’t know how to play it, though.” (on Don’t Let’s Start by They Might Be Giants)
* “Thanks for bearing with me, guys. That must have been unbearable and/or insufferable to watch me play that 11 times in a row before I got it to where it was, like, kinda, almost sorta good enough.” (on Sweet Georgia Brown)
* “…If you’d have told me we would have been doing 101 of these shows and counting, I would have been some combination of aghast and angry. But if you’d have told me that within the first 100 shows I never once played this song, I’d say that You. Were. Crazypants.” (on You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 100 | Next: Episode 102**
Episode 22

## Date

Thursday, 4/16/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:51:25

## Title

**The Day Josh Slagged On Such TV Theme Songs As Charles In Charge And The Facts Of Life (And Unwittingly Set The Ball Rolling For TV Theme Show Day)**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/2896552330452148

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “I feel like after Wipeout, I am wiped out.”
* “Should I just sing it and have that be enough? No, that doesn’t count.”
* “Believe it or not, I’ve been keeping a backlog list. Which I probably shouldn’t have.”
* “I think it’s safe to say James Taylor did an inferior version of whatever the original was.”
* “TV themes are very popular. A lot of people request them.”
* “The entire series of the 7th-Inning Stretch is a slow-motion shark jump. We have been jumping the shark since Day One and we will continue jumping the shark. And eventually the shark jump will be completed and hopefully it happens at the exact moment we get to watch baseball again. It could be an epically historic shark jump.”
* “Now I gotta start making some really difficult, brutal cuts and I apologize for that.”
* “Did I forget that part by accident or did I forget it on purpose just so that we could hurry back around and get a second chorus? We’ll never know. Even I don’t know.”
* “I don’t know why I promise to play songs that I don’t know how to play. That is my weakness. That is the thing that is gonna get me in real big trouble one of these days.”
* “I suck at time, sorry. There’s too many good things happening in the chat. I want to party with you guys, but, no, I can’t. I’m here to work.”
* “Sing along if you know it...not that I do.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 21 | Next: Episode 23**
S3 Episode 20

## Date

Monday, 01/24/2022, 7PM EST

**Length:** 03:23:18

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Full episode: https://facebook.com/469731954682159

## Noteworthy Details

Regular

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** TBD

**Stretcher Guest:** TBD

## 7th Inning Stretch Orchestra

* Sail On, by The Commodores (Key: C)
* Start: 2:15:08

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 19 | Next: Episode 21**
Episode 14

## Date

Wednesday, 4/8/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:39:21

## Title

**The Day When Pumpsie Green Repeated As The Baseball Card Of The Day (On His Way To 7th-Inning Stretch Immortality)**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/226638345209801

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “You guys have always wanted to hear Black Sabbath on a ballpark organ, haven’t you?”
* “I’ll come up with something, though. Gotta be able to come up with something, right? Think, man, think.”
* “Do you like my short-attention span commentaries right now?”
* “You guys don’t get to make the rules. But fine, I’ll do it anyway.”
* “I think we played this song already before, because I made a dumb joke about it.”
* “Don’t think I’ve ever played it before, but when has that ever stopped me, honestly? All the times it should have and it didn’t, here’s yet another…”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 13 | Next: Episode 15**
Appendix N.2

## Date

Saturday, 10/31/2020, 11:00 am

**Length:** 1:33:49

## Title

**The Day Reverend Producer Mary Became Rogue Producer Mary And Decided To Have A Surprise, Saturday Morning Fun Day Show (Or Was It A Fun-erall Show?) And Josh Finally Got Out Of Bed And Joined In**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/1031740627299416

## Noteworthy Details

Special Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* Pop-up Halloween Episode
* First Morning Episode

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Hold on, let me put my show shirt on. That’s how everyone will know I’m having fun.” (while putting Red Sox jersey on over his robe)
* “Usually I’m a halfway decent host, right?”
* “I’ve never played that song before on the show. It’s a perfect Saturday song. It’s by the Wilcomen. It’s called ‘Monday.’ And we keep doing shows every Monday and people keep asking for it and I’m like, ‘No, it’s not the right time for this song. Time’s not right.’” (on Monday by Wilco)
* “You guys, probably most people don’t know this about me: I do an excellent spit take and I do several excellent variations on a spit take. I’m not gonna do it today — maybe I’ll do it at some point on the show — but it’s messy. It’s really messy.”
* “We did a bunch of Halloween tunes on our last episode. We didn’t know we were gonna have a show today on Oct. 31, Halloween, so we were like, ‘We better get all our Halloween shit out of the way early because we’re not gonna have another chance.’ But here we are on Halloween. We’re not gonna do a bunch of Halloween songs, but I’ll do this one that’s pretty Halloweeny. This song scares the ever-living F out of me — the ever-living Fun out of me — but it’s also an amazing song. The first time you hear this song, I don’t care how old you are or how many years it’s been since this song came out, the first time you hear this song, you’re like, ‘What planet is this song from?’” (on I Put A Spell On You)
* “Hold on, I wrote a song called ‘Kelly’s Leaving.’ Do I know how it goes? No. Don’t leave yet, Kelly…”
* Lyrics (to unknown tune):
	+ Kelly’s leaving, Kelly’s leaving
	+ Kelly’s leaving
	+ Where’s she going?
	+ We don’t know
	+ We’ll see her next time
	+ When she doesn’t have therapy.
* “Thanks for being here on short notice. Am I thanking myself for that? No, I’ll thank myself later. Be like, ‘Good job, Josh. You got up, you did a show. Or Mary let you be a part of her show…’”
* “I could be Neil Diamond. I rhyme.” (after changing lyrics to third verse of Daydream Believer to “Cheer up sleepy Joan/Something, something bones,” and “How much do you own?”)

## Baseball Card of the Week

* Pumpsie Green, 7th-Inning Stretch Immortal

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Appendix N.1 | Next: Appendix O.1**
S3 Episode 5

## Date

Monday, 10/25/2021, 7PM EST

**Length:** 02:24:46

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Full episode: https://facebook.com/569528334328643

## Noteworthy Details

Regular

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** TBD

**Stretcher Guest:** TBD

## 7th Inning Stretch Orchestra

* Let's Dance, by David Bowie (Key: TBD) -- ?? needs to be checked/verified
* Start: TBD

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 4 | Next: Episode 6**
Episode 15

## Date

Thursday, 4/9/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:38:07

## Title

**The Day Josh Proudly Told His Dumb John Fogerty Joke Before He Played "Centerfield"**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/1929214890555889

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “This was a song I used to roller-skate to, which means it’s lodged in there somewhere.”
* “I’ve been shying away from it because I was like, ‘It’s too trite.’ But everybody wants to hear it and everybody loves it, so how trite can it be?”
* “I hope you’ve heard of baseball. If you haven’t, check it out. Google ‘Baseball.’”
* “This is the fun part. This is where I start looking at the notes that Mary’s put up here and I’m like, ‘I don’t know how that song goes,’ and then I put it down here.”
* “I appreciate that somehow I have given you the impression that I have classical chops. I do not. I am what is known in the business as a punk rock organist.”
* “I have no self-respect, as you can probably tell by this point.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 14 | Next: Episode 16**\n
Episode 93

## Date

Friday, 6/26/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:15:56

## Title

**The Day The Stretch’s Three Month-iversary Became A Cheese-iversary And Josh Played Some Cheesy Songs While Mary Showed Off A Special Cheesecake With Raspberries To Mark The Occasion But Almost Dropped It**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/266229994802437

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* 3 Month Anniversary (3monthaversary/Emonthaversary/Cheesiversary)
* John W. got his 20 post-it request deck posted to the award board & nickname: John DiMaggio
* At least five fanfares!
* Today was about \*eating\* cheese, not \*playing\* cheesy music
* RPM analogy about favorite drink (watered down Moxie) - the end of time w/ friends
* RPM cheesecake with "3" (or "E") in fresh raspberries
* Josh dropped raspberries but declared 3 second rule and ate them

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Three months…that’s like a trimester of gestation for this show.”
* “Why did I pick that song? Well, it’s partly because I’m a dope but I feel like hopefully this story has a happy ending. We’ll find out.”
* “The entire arc of this series is just a slow, long jumping of a shark. Have we cleared the shark yet? Are we on the downward (path)? Or are we still going up, are we at our peak right now? Maybe we’ve already jumped and we’re, like, submerged underwater and then the shark is gonna come eat us…”
* “Let’s do this one with a rave beat…”
* “Let me know when you get to the cheesecake.”
* “What if I just scat-sang the whole thing and didn’t play it?”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 92 | Next: Episode 94**
S2 Episode 14

## Date

Monday, 3/1/2021, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 2:46:13

## Title

**The Day It Started To Feel Like Spring And Josh And Mary Thought About Just Listening To A Baseball Game On The Radio But Turned It Off And Did The Show, Which Featured A Chat With Greg Harris Of The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame**

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* https://facebook.com/145620490751328

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** President and CEO of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum, and former Baseball Hall of Fame Executive Greg Harris

## Weekly Sponsor and Tagline

* Speculation: Will We Be Able To Get Back To Having Indoor Concerts In 2021? Who Will Be Major League Baseball’s Surprise Team This Season? Let’s Speculate On It.

## Baseball Card of the Week

* Musician Kathy Foster of Hurry Up, The Thermals, All Girl Summer Fun Band, etc. (card from Everybody Hits club in Philadelphia) [repeat from Season 1-Episode 79, 6/12/20]

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* No-hatter

**Previous: Episode 13 | Next: Episode 15**
Episode 87

## Date

Saturday, 6/20/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:01:47

## Title

**The Day The Feed Froze, Fonzie Had More Cookies Delivered And Josh Finally Told A Foo Fighters Story (And Oh Yeah, Those Finicky Network Execs Set A Date For The TV Theme Show At Long Last)**

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Episode 87a (pre-glitch): https://facebook.com/926262684505128
* Episode 87b (post-glitch): https://facebook.com/199533677961460

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* Summer Solstice
* John W. 17 day hit streak
* The feed restarts
* More door cookies
* Chloe Jr. Reads Joyful Noise
* TV Theme Theme Day Announced

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “It’s another feed, it’s another fanfare.” (after the first stream froze and they started a second)
* “I don’t understand anything about executives. Am I right, guys? These suits — no offense if you’re a suit — but man oh man, these suits (are) driving us crazy.”
* “That was better than I thought it was gonna be. Still wasn’t awesome, but it was all right. It was more than passable.”
* “What kind of beat do we want to put on this? Let’s rave it up, shall we?”
* “I’m much more comfortable, like, just promising it for weeks and weeks and weeks and then hoping that maybe people will forget about it. But the networks are not gonna allow that this time.”
* “Man, it’s like friggin’ showtune Saturday around here.”
* “I don’t know why this song sounds like a march to me. Maybe because I put a march beat on it...”
* “You guys like Cream? Not the food … the band from England.” (on John W.’s request)
* “I have some measure of control over this environment, even though I am kind of, like, walking a tightrope and taking requests for songs I don’t know how to play.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 86 | Next: Episode 88**
Episode 1

## Date

Thursday, 3/26/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:00:39

## Title

**The Day It Was Supposed To Be Opening Day For Major League Baseball In 2020, But There Was A Global Pandemic So Josh And Mary Decided To Try A Little One-Day Experiment…**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/10220896107369197

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* MLB/SIS2020 Opening Day
* On Personal FB Page
* The set is rearranged (bookshelf)
* The Hat is on the Organ Bench
* The Organ from Chicago

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “There’s 11 people (watching)…holy frijoles.”
* “No, I’m not gonna play ‘Go Cubs Go.’ But I’ll play another Steve Goodman song if you want. Not that one. I don’t play that one. I don’t know it, I refuse to know it. [in response to Chris Funk of the Decemberists]
* “I will play one I’m not as excited about, but maybe you’ll be excited about it.”
* “I made a couple mistakes, but I can live with it if you can.”
* “Stalling for time, stalling for time…”
* “I was only supposed to do this for eight minutes and I’m going on 35 minutes now.”
* “God I hope not. I mean, if I wanted everyone to leave, I guess I could do that.” (in response to question: “Are you gonna break out the accordion?”)
* “I didn’t even realize how much I missed baseball and how much I missed playing all the dumb songs you guys like.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode Guide | Next: Episode 2**
Episode 77

## Date

Wednesday, 6/10/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:09:23

## Title

**The Day The Stretch When Off The Rails When Josh Got Distracted By Some Of The World’s Most Annoying Songs And Mary Knocked Off A Little Early And Decided To Make S’mores On The Living Room Table**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/294291301961638

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* The S'Mores Episode
* Kristine Kmr "This show has been really helpful. Now I know to get my dad some dad jokes for Father’s Day"
* RPM: Fastest comment ever to 10 likes

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “There is a verse. I used to know it. Is that a badge of honor or a badge of shame? Or is it a badge of honor or a badge of shame that i forgot the verse. That is also a valid question. I feel like my storage unit for my badges of shame is running out of space.”
* “I never plan these mashups. They just sometimes happen organically.”
* “You do whatever the heckdarn you feel like.”
* “You guys send me songs that you know are annoying, or do you not know that they’re annoying when you send them in?”
* “Let’s play some songs, for crying out loud.”
* “I was wondering why I was smelling something burning and I was like, ‘Probably the house is burning down, but we’ve got a show to do.’” So let’s just worry about the show and worry about burning down the house later.”
* “It's a tangent, but it's tangentially connected"
* “How many songs are in your repertoire? It’s either a lot or zero. Because I learn them and then I forget them.”
* “Let’s be extraordinary.” (RPM)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* No Hatter

**Previous: Episode 76 | Next: Episode 78**
Episode 78

## Date

Thursday, 6/11/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:17:26

## Title

**The Day All Kinds Of Stretch Records Were Set, Including Longest Regular Episode, Most Songs Mashed Up In One Mashup And Number Of Fanfares (But Was It All Because Of The Secret Hat?)**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/2945790295502440

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* The Blue Hat worn on the David Letterman Show (Matt Elkin)
* 18 minutes to stretch
* One Hour to Baseball Card of the Day
* Four Fanfare Day
* Longest Regular Episode to Date

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Are we gonna try an über, über, über super power mashup? Yeah, maybe.”
* “Let’s get it on like Donkey Kong.”
* “What if I played it fast, with a dash of swing? What if I played the right notes?”
* “I didn’t play it horribly, but I didn’t play it well.”
* “I don’t see how this could possibly work, you guys…”
* “It’s OK guys, it’s only a 30-minute show.” (RPM)
* “This song I’ve heard of, this song I’ve played before, this song I almost know how to play right now.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Blue Hatter

**Previous: Episode 77 | Next: Episode 79**
Episode 61

## Date

Monday, 5/25/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 2:09:57

## Title

**The Day That Was Memorialized With An Opening Minute Of Remembrance, A Kitchen Sink Show (VI) And, Stunningly, A Long-Lost Wedding Dress**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/246546066630489

## Noteworthy Details

Special Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Guys, the ratings are tanking right now. And we’re OK with that. We're not trying to win any, like, awards or anything.”
* “We've been on the air for 13 minutes and I haven't even played a song yet. It's a music show, guys, can't you tell?”
* “Musical chairs — sometimes I stop in the middle of the song and you have to sit down and find your chair or else you might have to stand for the rest of the show.”
* “I'm trying to play two songs that I don't know and mash them into each other.”
* “It's cheesy, but I like it.”
* “Life’s rough when you’re a punk rock ballpark organist. People expect you to play classy stuff, and you don’t know how.”
* “I’m gonna talk about (this song), excitedly. You guys are gonna pretend to listen. That’s all I ask, just humor me.”
* “You know (Reverend Producer Mary)…she’s excitable.”
* “We’re almost done. Right?”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 60 | Next: Episode 62**
S3 Episode 24

## Date

Monday, 02/14/2022, 7PM EST

**Length:** 02:46:26

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Full episode: https://facebook.com/460091565840952

## Noteworthy Details

Regular

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** TBD

**Stretcher Guest:** TBD

## 7th Inning Stretch Orchestra

* I Will Always Love You, by Dolly Parton (Key: A major)
* Start: 01:28:22

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 23 | Next: Episode 25**
Episode 83

## Date

Tuesday, 6/16/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:57:33

## Title

**The Day The Network Execs Really Pushed For Some More Beatles Content And Even Expanded The Budget Slightly For Some, Er, Beetl-y Decorations (And Some Rutles Might Have Even Gotten Involved)**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/705467356936328

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Blue Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* Dream Set with Beetles and Elephants
* John W. 14 day hit streak
* RPM and Josh name all the Beetles
* Peter Gammons was kind to Josh on Twitter
* Josh does the Yogi Bear impersination

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Congratulations, that’s the first time I’ve ever played that verse and pre-chorus — to the best of my recollection, first time in my entire life I’ve ever played that part of that ridiculous song. No offense, Lee; no offense to everyone who loves that song, I think it’s ridiculous. Doesn’t mean it’s bad, just ridiculous.” (on Livin’ On A Prayer)
* “I’m looking at the chat, you guys. Why? I don’t know.”
* “We love doing this. That’s why it goes long. It’s your fault. And by fault I mean gift to us.”
* “I can’t tell Chloe Jr. and Chloe Sr. apart. Only Reverend Producer Mary can.”
* “Let’s see if we can make a show happen for these suits.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hat Not on Set

**Previous: Episode 82 | Next: Episode 84**
Episode 35

## Date

Wednesday, 4/29/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:40:41

## Title

**The Day Josh Didn’t Have His Best Stuff, But Nonetheless Broke His Personal Rule And Did Two Different Willie Nelson Songs For Willie’s 87th Birthday**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/1146228069097865

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Wish me luck, guys. I’m about to unicycle across a tightrope wire right now.”
* “The melody in the chorus has a lot of notes where they’re on the scale but they’re not in the chord. You guys know what that’s like, right?”
* “This one I might actually know. Spoke too soon.”
* “I held firm on only one Monkees, but I like Willie more than I like the Monkees so I’ll give him two.”
* “Guys, I didn’t say I was gonna play it well…”
* “Nancy (Faust)’s a musical genius, guys, so whatever she says goes.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 34 | Next: Episode 36**
Episode 98

## Date

Wednesday, 7/1/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:21:19

## Title

**The Day CanCon Broke Out For Canada Day Before Mary And Josh Totally Surprised Us With A Visit From Simpsons Writer, Producer And Showrunner Al Jean**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/568657417162034

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** Screenwriter and Producer Al Jean from the Simpsons

## Episode Description

* All Canada, all the time on Canadia Day
* Peach walnut bread pudding
* The Morning Zoo is too much for Josh
* Green Onions, Green Onions, Put em in your chocolate dessert
* Al Jean from the Simpsons on Video Chat SSSG

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “I promise it’s fun. I promise.” (before Take Me Out To The Ballgame)
* “If you’re home schooling and taking this course for credit, you have to disregard some of the dumb things I say. Only some of them, though.”
* “It all ties together, guys — baseball, music, et cetera.”
* “I will try to remember that, but I probably will fail.”
* “Oh, Reverend Producer Mary … when will you learn?” (on possibly stealing Jang-Ho’s story about playing air hockey with Cat Stevens in 1975)
* “I said this is a baseball show, but I feel like, ostensibly, it really is a music show.”
* Mary: “It turns out Al Jean actually sounds like Al Jean. … This is our living room. It’s the strangest thing.” // Josh: “Yeah, sometimes people stop by. That was pretty fun, I gotta say.” (on Al Jean guest appearance)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Lard Land Hatter

**Previous: Episode 97 | Next: Episode 99**
Episode 42

## Date

Wednesday, 5/6/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:46:30

## Title

**The Day Some Of The Best Baseball Players Ever To Wear No. 42 Were Discussed, Including Jackie Robinson, Mariano Rivera and Mo Vaughn (And, By The Way, Josh Threw Another No-Hatter)**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/534029450606269

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “I look at the board and I decide which ones I can play, which ones I can’t play, which ones I can’t play but will play anyway and there are so many other categories. And if I really don’t know it, then … I flick it to the wind.”
* “Trying to make sense of it all here, guys. You’re not making it easy. You’re not making it not easy, but you’re not making it easy.’
* “A few people have been asking for this so I feel like I have to try it even though I’ve been scared of it for awhile now.”
* “What was that last song I played?”
* “This is a weird song, you guys. And weird is just my polite way of saying not very good.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 41 | Next: Episode 43**
Episode 96

## Date

Monday, 6/29/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:27:03

## Title

**The Day Mary Had To Contain Herself Again When Red Sox Radio Voice Joe Castiglione Called In Halfway Through The Show And Delighted Everyone With Some Baseball Chat (Including That Giamatti Essay)**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/3073131636137290

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** Broadcaster Joe Castiglione, Red Sox Radio

## Episode Description

* Surprise mid-show video guest: Joe Castiglione, Red Sox announcer SSSG
* Josh and RPM needed a moment after that interview
* Josh participated in "tipping your cap" in honor of Negro Leagues
* http://www.tippingyourcap.com
* RJ's commendation was provided to him
* RJ hugely popular post: "My grandpa played against Satchel Paige"
* Chloe Jr. reading "Hard to Handle" (Black Crowes memoir)

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “I’m not supposed to get chaststracted like this, but sometimes it happens. Normally I leave it to Reverend Producer Mary to do all the producing and writing things down and whatnot.”
* (after Sir Duke) // Josh: “Good horn solo, Mary.” // Mary: “I was dancestracted.”
* “Hey, we did it. Teamwork makes the dream work. Up top. Down low…too slow. Can’t believe she fell for that, guys.” (when Josh “punked” Mary after they teamed up for Down at the Twist And Shout)
* “I don’t always feel like organ songs work for when I’m doing ballpark organ, but that’s just my two and a half cents. Other people have opinions.”
* “I forget how the rest of it goes. I always forget how the rest of it goes. Every time people ask and I think, ’Maybe I’ll know it this time,’ but nope, I don’t.” (on What The World Needs Now)
* “Music and baseball intersect so often.” (Joe Castiglione quote from interview)
* “Things are getting weird around here, you guys. They’re (air quotes) ‘getting weird.’”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter (RPM white hat)

**Previous: Episode 95 | Next: Episode 97**
Episode 103

## Date

Monday, 7/6/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:21:09

## Title

**The Day Sun Ra Arkestra Trombonist Dave Davis Zoomed In To Talk About Discovering Sun Ra Late, Reminisce About Growing Up A Baseball Fan In Kansas City And Give A Young Musician Some Words Of Wisdom**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/1151978165167780

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** Musician Dave Davis, Trombonist of Sun Ra Arkestra

## Episode Description

* “Basically anything that was on the radio or at the roller rink during my formative years.” SIS2020 Ethos (PS)
* I Second That Emotion, Perfect Song Stamp (With Sound FX)
* SSSG Trombonist Dave Davis (Sun Ra Arkestra) from KCMO Public Schools
* Dave recommends On Green Dolphin Street by Miles Davis to Jenna
* Clapping Songs, Keith gets a post op fanfare (take a bow if you can)

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Isn’t this entertaining television, you guys? Just watching me write stuff down and watching me silently scroll through the chat?”
* “Let’s talk about that chord for a hot second…”
* “If I was embarrassed every time I said something wrong or silly or foolish, I wouldn’t even be able to leave the house. Wait a minute…I haven’t been able to leave the house for the last 100 and some days.”
* “Show tunes…not my strong suit, guys, as you know.”
* “Basically anything that was on the radio or at the roller rink during my formative years, I would say that’s my strong suit.” (ethos of 7th-Inning Stretch music)
* “We’ve had some amazing moments on this show — some amazing guests; some, just, lovely times; some laughs, some heartfelts; some et cetera.”
* “I’m gonna play it because, sorry guys, what can I say, I’m in the pocket of big kissing, just like I’m in the pocket of all those other corporate holidays. Big kissing, am I right?” (on playing a KISS request for “national kissing day”)
* “I was so tempted to call them, like, Creedence and the Clearwater Revivalists or Clarence Carter Revival or Creedence Clearwater Revolver or Creedence Velvet Revival. You guys know me, you know that’s what I do.” (on not confusing 9-year-old Eli with a fake name for CCR)
* “I’m gonna do it disco style, because I’m sure that’s what they meant to do…Len Zeflin.” (on D’yer Mak’er)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 102 | Next: Episode 104**
Episode 50

## Date

Thursday, 5/14/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 0:54:07

## Title

**The Day Josh Played “Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye” With Nancy Faust Watching And Then Had To Rush Off To A Zoom Meeting With Some Red Sox Players**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/2985996654828547

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “I cannot believe we have been doing this for 50 years. It seems like just 50 days ago we started this. No, it’s been 50 years.”
* “I’m supposed to not get distracted by the chat here, but I'm easily distracted by the chat — and by all kinds of things in life.”
* “Do we usually try and keep the show to 30 minutes? Yes. Does it ever happen? I don’t think so.”
* “Things I’m a sucker for: parenthetical titles, nonsense syllables; accent on the wrong syllable; well well; it’s all right, but only if it’s really delivered with great conviction and authority and convincingness — if it is, I’m a big fan of it’s all right, or any variation thereof, in a song.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 49 | Next: Episode 51**
S3 Episode 4

## Date

Sunday, 10/17/2021, 7PM EST

**Length:** 02:29:35

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Full episode: https://facebook.com/603664350880853

## Noteworthy Details

Regular

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** TBD

**Stretcher Guest:** TBD

## 7th Inning Stretch Orchestra

* Dancing On My Own, by Calum Scott (Key: TBD)
* Start: TBD

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 3 | Next: Episode 5**
S3 Episode 22

## Date

Wednesday, 02/02/2022, 10:20PM EST

**Length:** 00:30:24

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* Full episode: https://facebook.com/1093563788110511

## Noteworthy Details

Special

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** TBD

**Stretcher Guest:** TBD

## Songs Played

 4 | Marvin Gaye and Kim Weston | It Takes Two | TBD

## 7th Inning Stretch Orchestra

* na, by na (Key: na)
* Start: TBD

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* TBD

**Previous: Episode 21b | Next: Episode 23**
Episode 81

## Date

Sunday, 6/14/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:34:32

## Title

**The Day It Was Avocado Day And Mary Indulged In Some Of Her Guilty Pleasures Like “Nobody,” Moxie And The Hampden Academy Fight Song And Encouraged All Stretchers To Do The Same**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/270168470998597

## Noteworthy Details

Special Episode

**Location:** Blue Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* Dream Set with Elephants
* Fuzzy Avacodos/Sunday Guilty Pleasure Request Special/Small feedingamerica.org sign on small organ
* John W. 12 game hit streak
* Laura wins the day/Jessamyn Gets a FanFare
* Josh does third best Elvis impersonation
* Chloe Jr. becomes an elephant

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Oh! Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, YEAH!”
* “Sorry I’m so chatstracted today, guys. This is, like, a record level of chatstraction.
* “I’m just not used to coming in cold. I’m making a relief appearance today. Usually I’m more the starting pitcher and then Mary’s the reliever and, you know, ballplayers are creatures of habit, so it’s taking me a little while to (get going)…”
* “Guys, are you gonna let me play or are you just gonna keep sending in requests? Don’t answer that.”
* “Mary was the opener rather than the starter. So yeah, we’re using sabermetrics here, guys.”
* “Oh Mandy, and something and something and something…” (during Mandy by Barry Manilow)
* “Now I have to read my handwriting, that’s the problem.”
* “I think I might stop taking requests in a bit. Oh, but then there’s this one…” (RPM)
* “I’m gonna play this one with the respect and reverence it does not deserve.”
* “This is not a great song. I mean I’m playing it great, but…”
* “Steve Dave wants to hear Billy Don’t Be A Hero. This song sucks.”
* “Sing along, two-year-olds and two-year-olds at heart…”
* “Seriously, that song needs to be arrested.” (on Love Gun)
* “This song is also gross, but it’s not, like, criminally gross. If you’re a prude like me, it’s gross.” (on Afternoon Delight)
* “The verse is not really clicking for me right now — it’s only vaguely there — but I can give you the chorus, unfortunately.”
* “We’re not gonna do this again, because this was insane. Opening up the floor to guilty pleasures? The dam burst today is what I’m saying.”

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hat Not on Set

**Previous: Episode 80 | Next: Episode 82**
Episode 85

## Date

Thursday, 6/18/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:10:59

## Title

**The Day Josh Celebrated The Birthday Of Sir Jim P. McCartney And Honored The Passing Of Dame Vera Lynn Whilst Mashing Up Many In A Mind-Melting Medley**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/272666234057041

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* Paul McCartney's Birthday
* John W. 16 day hit streak
* You know nothing Josh Kantor
* RPM Dances to Big Wheel
* Chloe Jr. Plays Cribbage
* One Giant Mashup

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “She’s already putting the requests up here and I’m already deciding which ones not to play. This is exciting.”
* “Whenever Carl Yastrzemski comes back to Fenway Park for a ceremony or something…I’ll usually play a song by Yaz and then a handful of people who are fans of both Carl Yastrzemski and the band Yaz — what’s that Venn diagram look like? — those people get excited.”
* “Some days it clicks in the ol’ noggin and some days it don’t.”
* “I’m gonna try my very best to fake it and hope we get lucky. Everybody cross your fingers, cross your toes, cross the hairs on your head.”
* “God this songs sucks, man.” (on Spies Like Us)
* “That’s all I know. That’s all I need to know.”
* “Let’s see how much of it I can fake my way through.”
* “That got the brain juices flowing…” (on six-way mashup)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Blue Hatter

**Previous: Episode 84 | Next: Episode 86**
Episode 95

## Date

Sunday, 6/28/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:26:00

## Title

**The Day None Other Than Dale Murphy Was A Surprise Guest, Chatted About His Life And Career And Became The Stretch’s Inaugural Hall Of Fame Inductee (Elected Unanimously On The First Ballot, Of Course)**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/660421154830969

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** Baseball Player Dale Murphy of the Atlanta Braves

## Episode Description

* Started at 4:01 pm
* Opened with song about putting Dale Murphy into HoF
* Then... LIVE INTERVIEW WITH DALE MURPHY! 😲😲😲 SSSG
* Latest start time for Stretch (0:48 in)
* Plays "Centerfield" in 5/4 swing
* Dale Murphy is "inaugural inductee by unanimous vote" into 7IS HoF (stickie award)
* #GoodDecisionMarieAward for leaving to have dinner w/ her family
* Maryellen's Blixtieth Birthday

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “You guys, we do whatever we want. We’re not beholden to executives or Chloe Jr. or sponsors, although we listen to Chloe Jr.”
* “I was trying to figure out some questions to ask that wouldn’t embarrass me.”
* “I was like, ‘What the H’ is going on?’” (on finding out that Dale Murphy was living in Boston in the late 90s and was a customer of Mary’s at the farm stand she worked at)
* “If you see something great, I’ll take it.” (on whether Mary should write down any more requests)
* “Those Kinks Kinks, they sure know how to write ‘em write ‘em.” (after mashup of Waterloo Sunset and Sunny Afternoon)
* “I have this weird compulsion where I have to make things harder for myself than they need to be. It’s OK, I’m in therapy about it. But in the meantime, maybe this will help me work through some of those issues…”
* “This is making it way, way, way, way, way harder than it needs to me. … Guys, I’m going to play it in 5/4 swing. Why? I truly do not know.” (on Centerfield by John Fogerty)
* “That is what they call, in the business, ‘a get.’” (on Josh’s niece appearing as a show guest early on)
* “I tried to play this on the show once before; I couldn’t remember it and I still can’t remember it, but I’m gonna try again. Or maybe I remember it? Let’s find out the hard way, right?“ (on Tom Jones’ Delilah)
* “Some days it might even be a good decision to not even bother to tune in in the first place, like maybe even most days…”
* “I didn’t want to look like a goof while I was being a goof talking to Dale Murphy because then it would just be too much of the goof quotient.” (before putting on the mullet hat)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

**Previous: Episode 94 | Next: Episode 96**