Lisa Goes to High School

**Lisa Goes To High School** is the 10th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Mean Girls 3

## Synopsis:

Flash forward 9 years, Lisa begins high school and plans to dominate it.

## Character appearances:

* Lisa Loud
* David Miller
* Darcy Homandollar
* Dylan Cornheiser
* Lexie Lewis
* Foop Cosma
* Poof Fairywinkle
* Goldie Goldenglow
* Lana Loud
* Lola Loud
* Lindsey Sweetwater
* Winston Milbourne
* Alfred McAllister
* Roxanne Waters
* Lucas Watterson
* Marcus Watterson
* Mike Smith
* Gus Wilde
* Skippy Anderson
* Principal Adams
* Mr. Tate

## Transcript:

9 years in the future, Lisa and David were on their way to their first day of high school.

Lisa: This is going to be epic! We're starting HIGH SCHOOL!

David: I know! We're going to rule the school!

Lisa: Right?

The bus stopped at the high school.

Lisa: Well, this is it. The best years of my life begin now.

~ ~ ~

Lisa and David left the bus and was greeted by Darcy.

Darcy: Eeee! I can't believe it! We're in high school!

Lisa: Yeah, whatever.

David: Why weren't you on the bus with us?

Lisa: Yeah. We wanted to sit with you.

Darcy: Oh... Yeah. My mom and dad drove me in last minute.

Lisa and David face palmed.

Lisa: Darcy. You know once you get to high school, it's no longer cool to get driven in by your parents.

David: Yeah. I mean, you either drive yourself if you have a license...

Lisa: Or you take the bus if you don't. Simple.

Darcy: Okay, okay. But you should see our class schedules. We're in ALL the same classes AND we're in all the classes with the upperclassmen!

Lisa rolled her eyes.

Lisa: Great. How'd you swing that?

Darcy: Well, Principal Adams is really nice and she saw your track records from middle school.

David: But why are YOU in all our classes?

Lisa: Yeah. If you look at the top, it says AP.

Darcy looked at her schedule once again.

Darcy: Oooohhhh.... That's what it said!

Darcy paused, confused.

Darcy: What's AP?

Lisa rolled her eyes.

Lisa: Come on, Darcy. Let's get inside.

~ ~ ~

Lisa, David, and Darcy entered their first class, which was science.

Their teacher, Mr. Tate went to the front of the room.

Mr. Tate: To the freshmen in this class, it's a stress free class. We'll have fun here.

Lisa: I think I'll like this class. Beats Ms. Shrinivas back in kindergarten and first grade.

David chuckled.

Lexie turned around and eyed Lisa and David.

Lexie: I wouldn't be laughing. Ms. Shrinivas is NOTHING compared to high school!

Lisa rolled her eyes.

Lisa: Just mind your own business, Lexie.

David: Yeah. We've been over it.

Lexie grumbled and turned back around.

Lisa whispered to David.

Lisa: I really can't stand her.

Lexie turned around.

Lexie: I heard that.

~ ~ ~

Lisa and David were in history class when Principal Olivia Adams made an announcement on the loudspeaker.

Principal Adams (over loudspeaker): Would Lisa Loud and David Miller report to the principal's office?

Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus were laughing.

Lucas: Looks like someone's in trouble.

Foop got up.

Foop: I wouldn't if I were you.

Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus looked dumbfounded.

Lisa: Thanks, Foop.

Foop gave Lisa the thumbs up and winked.

Lisa and David left the classroom.

~ ~ ~

Lisa and David entered the principal's office.

Principal Adams: Come, sit.

Lisa and David sat down.

Lisa: We're not in any kind of trouble... are we?

David: Yeah. I'd hate to start high school with a bad reputation.

Lisa: And we didn't even do anything wrong!

Principal Adams chuckled.

Principal Adams: Relax, you two. You're not in any trouble!

Lisa: We're not?

Principal Adams: Of course not! This is good news!

Lisa: Well, in that case...

David: What is it?

Principal Adams: You two were nominated for the student body president.

Lisa and David looked shocked.

Principal Adams continued.

Principal Adams: But since no one will be running against either of you...

She paused.

Principal Adams: You will be student body president, Lisa.

Lisa was ecstatic.

Lisa: Sweet!

David: And what about me?

Principal Adams: Ah, yes. David, you'll be Lisa's vice president as there was no one up for that position.

David: Sweet. We won't let you down.

Principal Adams: I would expect nothing less. You may be dismissed.

Lisa and David got up and left.

Lisa: Well, wait till Lexie hears about this.

David: Tell me about it. She'll definitely try to steal our thunder.

Lisa: We'd better keep an eye on her.

~ ~ ~

It was lunch time. Lisa and David were sitting at a window seat at the front of the cafeteria.

Darcy came in and headed to Lisa and David's table.

Darcy: Can I sit here?

Lisa: No, sorry.

David: If it'll make you feel better, my brother, Greg totally wants to sit with you.

Lisa: But he also said he doesn't have any time for stupidity in high school...

Darcy left crying.

Lisa: Well. That went well.

Foop and Goldie were walking past Lisa and David's table.

Lisa noticed them.

Lisa: Come sit down!

David: Yeah. The more the merrier!

Darcy overheard and cried even more as Foop and Goldie sat down.

Poof noticed Darcy and tapped her on the shoulder.

Poof: Poof, Poof?

Darcy: Ah, it's nothing, Poof. Lisa and David don't like me anymore.

Poof: Poof, Poof.

Darcy: Nah, that won't work. You gotta help me!

Poof: Poof, poof.

Darcy: That's it, Poof! You're a genius!

She hugged Poof.

~ ~ ~

At Lisa and David's table, Lisa, David, Foop, and Goldie were talking about their goals for high school.

Lisa: And I plan on dominating this school. I'll be student body president...and eventually the queen of the school!

David: And I'd like to have time to focus on my studies without Darcy or Lexie annoying me.

Foop: And I really want to have the best relationship ever with Goldie.

Goldie smiled at that.

Goldie: Aw. I'd like us to be in the yearbook for cutest couple.

Foop: That would be so cool!

Goldie: So cool!

Foop and Goldie got up and walked out of the cafeteria holding hands.

David: Speaking of couples...

David blushed.

David: I really like you. And I wish we were more than just friends.

Lisa was astonished.

Lisa: Wow, David. You know I'm in a sorta long distance relationship with Hugh. But...

Lisa smiled, then blushed.

Lisa: I'd be glad to be your girlfriend.

David smiled, then held Lisa's hand.

David: This will be sweet.

~ ~ ~

During the end of the second science class, Mr. Tate had an important announcement.

Mr. Tate: Class, I have exciting news. This class will have it's own science fair on the 13th of October. Be prepared and come up with an amazing project!

Lisa whispered to David.

Lisa: I got this in the bag.

David: As do I!

Lisa: We should work together!

David: Can't say no to that!

Lisa and David high fived as Lola turned around.

Lola: Lisa, David. You won't win.

Lisa: Why not?

Lola: I'll win with the best makeovers this school's ever seen!

Lindsey: Yeah! It'll turn everyone from drab to fab!

Winston: But we still need to work out the details...

Lisa: Why bother? Makeovers are NOT science.

Lola: Says you.

Lindsey: It isn't always about you, Lisa.

Winston: It never is.

Roxanne and Alfred overheard.

Roxanne: Yeah. You won't ever know what OUR science project is!

Alfred: It's top secret!

David: Lemme guess. Design your own princess castle?

Roxanne whispered to Alfred.

Roxanne: They're on to us.

Alfred rolled his eyes.

Alfred: Back to the drawing board...

Lisa and David were about to leave until Lana, Lucas, Marcus, Mike, Gus, and Skippy stopped them.

Lisa rolled her eyes.

Lisa: What is it?

Lana: We'll beat you in the science fair.

Lisa and David laughed in Lana's face.

Lisa: Oh yeah!? And what is that? Burping contests?

David: Last time I checked, burps aren't scientific.

Skippy: Sure they are! They...

Lucas: Would totally impress everyone.

Marcus: Yeah! Heck, Mr. Tate will be all over it.

Mike: But I know you science snobs won't be.

Gus: You really ruin everything!

Lana, Skippy, Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus walked out.

Lisa: Oh, we ruin everything, huh?

Foop, Poof, and Goldie came over to Lisa and David.

Foop: Don't listen to them. I'm sure whatever you do will be great!

Poof: Poof, poof!

Goldie: Yeah. They're just jealous.

Lisa: I'll say.

Lisa and David left the science classroom, but got interrupted by Lexie and Dylan.

Lisa: Let me guess. You wanna usurp me in the science fair?

Lexie: Totally! You and David ALWAYS win! Why? Cause you brainwash the judges with some lame robot!

Lisa: We won't do a robot this year, Lexie.

Dylan: Oh really? Will you at least go out with me?

Lisa laughed in Dylan's face.

Lisa: Ha! Of course not. I'm dating David now.

David: Yeah. Lisa and I will be VERY happy together.

David swooped Lisa in his arms and gave her a big kiss.

Dylan: Whatever. Let's go, Lexie.

Lexie grimaced at Lisa and David's affection.

Lexie: Way ahead of you!

Lexie and Dylan left.

Lisa: Ha. We showed them.

David: I'll say.

Lisa: High school won't be perfect...

David: But we'll get used to it.

Lisa: That is if we'll always be together.

David: You can say that again!

Lisa and David walked out holding hands.