Let's Play BRISTOL 1350

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play BRISTOL 1350** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*What the fuck is this fucking bullshit? Oh, playing games with friends is a fucking joy!*"
―Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah".
* Who will *have a pocket full of posies though* and who will *all fall down*?
* There's lots of meanness, conniving and comedy coughing in this one.
* What's that on Sullivan's neck? His cousin, apparently.
* Laurie is the Outlaw, Jon is the Countess, Adam is the Barmaid, Izzy is the Friar, Sullivan is the Sheriff and Dom is the Knight.
* Adam: "This is the needlessly cruel board game table."
* Izzy starts strong by booting Sullivan. Sullivan: "I'm going to kill you."
* JOKE OF THE DAY! Separation of church and state!
* Sullivan has found a motivation for the game - revenge on Izzy.
* We're pointing and shouting 'Shame!' Bit early for that.
* Dom: "I feel like I've been preparing for this my whole life - every time I get sick I take it out on other people."
* Laurie on Dom: "Why does he always have to make the mime so sexy?"
* Jon: "Dom, whatever happens, I'm going to treat you like you've got the plague, just so you know."
* Laurie to Dom: "You petty bitch!"
* Jon's calling the rats to their cart - he's the fucking Pied Piper.
* Adam's trying to work together with Izzy. Everyone's targeting Dom.
* Adam: "I always like it when someone is relatively new to Board Game Club and decides to make friends the only way they know how, which is by making everyone else's life around the table a fucking nightmare. She'll fit in well round here."
* Izzy has picked on the wrong person, sadly. She doesn't know it, but... Laurie. And Sullivan, as it happens.
* Dom's gone mad and is hallucinating rat babies which he's mingling with.
* Laurie: "Serial self-mingler, Dom Allen."
* The Cedar cart has big plague energy.
* Laurie didn't have to elbow Dom, he could have asked politely to pass.
* Laurie and Dom are medical marvels.
* Singalonga NRB: 'Ring-a-roses' (of course)
* Jon to Izzy: "You piece of literal shit! Why would you do this?"
* Sullivan to Izzy: "You are just chaos! You're quiet chaos!"
* Izzy: "If I could turn back time ... I'd do the same again."
* Literally nobody has the plague, it's a miracle.
* We're getting to the end game, Izzy's not getting any less vicious.
* Adam: "I felt the bumps, but I *felt* nothing."
* Izzy and Adam bickering about their cart. Izzy: "Adam's come crawling back and I've got no time for it... you're done, you're dead to me. Go back to your little friends who hate you!"
* Izzy to Sullivan: "If you ignore the one time I betrayed you in this game, I've not betrayed you." She's spent some time alone - because she pushed everyone else out of the cart. She learned to become a monster.
* Jon's the real monster, plague or no plague.
* Sullivan and Jon are now considering betraying Adam. He's taking it well. We've gone completely.
* Sullivan to Adam: "I want to apologise for our 2/3 of the cart to your 1/3 of the cart - we treated you unfairly."
* Izzy: "Teamwork is for losers. You're born alone and you die alone but this time I didn't die."
* The cart was uninfected, but it was toxic.

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available this episode. Timestamps:

* 10:29 Sullivan
* 12:06 Joke of the Day
* 12:17 Sullivan
* 14:45 Dom
* 21:50 Adam
* 24:56 Dom
* 26:52 Laurie
* 31:26 Sullivan
* 32:36 Jon
* 37:01 Adam
* 41:13 Dom (Part the First)
* 41:24 Sullivan (Interlude)
* 41:36 Dom (Part the Second)
* 46:12 Laurie
* 57:31 Izzy
* 1:06:22 Izzy
* 1:14:54 Jon
* 1:15:13 Izzy

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Laurie.
* Chalkboard is updated with a loss.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.

1. ↑ Timestamps provided by Peter on the Patreon Discord