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The Nightmare Before Christmas

"**The Nightmare Before Christmas**" is the fifteenth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks! This week Joe and Pat discuss the stop-motion holiday classic, "The Nightmare Before Christmas!" In Pat's Movie Corner: The Curse of Frankenstein, Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh, Psycho III, Night of the Demons, and The First Purge.*

## Before The Film

* The boys saw it at the Hollywood Bowl. They left before the ending, Pat was the highest he's been in years and they were really drunk, so the memories are hazy.
* The movie screeners are coming in slow this year. The reviews for the Amazon Prime show Forever say by request of the creators, they are not allowed to discuss the show. It's apparently unwatchable until episode 6 "which is the best episode of TV this year." Fuck yourself!
* Pat stepped onto his balcony this morning and inhaled a mouthful of ash due to the fires.
* More political insanity. Joe says it's now the Gaza strip thing, Pat doesn't see the correlation.
* Joe saw ReMastered: Tricky Dick & the Man in Black. This has all happened before.
* On With The Joe!: Laura Branigan - Gloria and Vicki Lawrence - The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia.
* Roger Rabbit, the book and the sequel.

## ScreamNN News Psycho

* They are making a Creepshow TV series and Jordan Peele can't get The Twilight Zone on CBS?
* Jason Blum is booed off the stage at the Israeli Film Festival.
* Avengers 4 running time is over 3 hours.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Curse of Frankenstein (Pat)
* Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (Joe)
* Psycho III (Pat)
* Night of the Demons (Joe)
* The First Purge (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Night Visions (not available, but find it somewhere)

## The Film

* Tim Burton did not write, direct, or attend the Hollywood Bowl show, but Catherine O'Hara sang and Danny Elfman performed, plus appearances by Paul Reubens and Greg Proops.
* Pat was obsessed with Tim Burton and the enjoyed the film when it was released, but something kept him at a distance from it. Joe also tuned out when trying to watch it over the years.
* Joe says he should love it, but doesn't really care. Pat thinks everything is good but not good enough.
* Joe never had a goth phase. The bar next to Boardner's has a goth night, it's where Pat saw the woman with a man on a chain wearing a shirt saying he had a small penis. If goths are having sex, it's S&M. Pat's most goth experiences were making out with a girl in a graveyard and seeing the Cure.
* Joe's had some experiences with Juggalos.
* They'd go to the Bowl for Hologram Burl Ives, who sang Joe's favorite Christmas song Holly Jolly Christmas.
* Pat went to Santa Con years ago and made some great friends. They should do it this year!
* Will Joe go with Pat and Heather to see Planes, Trains, and Automobiles at the Vista Theatre at midnight? No, he's got a show.
Pat's September Solo Movie Corner!

## Episode Description

*Gang, I'm going deep on a wide variety of movies this week. Legally Blonde, Innerspace. Wait, these all sound filthy... what the heck kind of podcast is this? FOLKS!*

## The Reviews

* Galaxy Quest
* Friday Night Lights (2004 Movie)
* Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1
* Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs the Reverend
* The Hateful Eight (Extended Edition)
* The Song Remains the Same
* Legally Blonde
* Notting Hill
* Lethal Weapon 3
* Innerspace
* Donate to Hellion Liz Sheldon's IUDM Dance Marathon fundraiser for the Riley Hospital for Children!
The 300th Ep!

"The 300th Ep!" is the one hundred fiftieth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell. In case you can't tell, it's also the 300th episode.

## Episode Description

*Three-hunny, baby! Who'd a thunk we'd all make it this far?! Yet, here we are! Loving, learning, listening...perhaps some of you even lusting. Anything is possible...like a pod where two old sods talk horror movies pulling a one-hunnit hat trick! We love you all! Thanks you! We hope you enjoy this convo about the journey so far (plus a review of Knock At The Cabin!)*
The Shape of Water

“**The Shape of Water**” is the thirty-fourth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*On today’s episode, the boys go off the deep end with Guillermo del Toro’s “The Shape of Water”! It’s a good’un!*

## Before The Film

* Pat's friend is enthralled by a TV performance of Staind's It's Been Awhile. It kept him off weed for years. Joe was once mislead that it was the new Tool song.
* The Facebook group gives the boys shit for pulling out their phones during movies.
* How about a Patreon tier where the boys take you out to Hometown Buffet in Burbank?
* On With The Joe!: Ready For the World - Oh Sheila
* Pat's 37th birthday. They pitch a movie called "Three Hot Years" and cast Channing Tatum and Chris Pine or Tony Rock.
* Shoutout to Do or Dive in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn. A bartender is a Hellion and gives an On With The Joe!
* Pat met a fan in Sacramento when he's at a karaoke bar with Heather, her sister, and friends.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Pat remembers seeing a critic falling asleep at Memoirs of a Geisha and then raving about it in the paper.
* The Work (Pat)
* Lady Bird (Joe)
* The Post (Pat)
* I, Tonya (Joe)
	+ They cast Air Bud: Woof of Wall Street
	+ Pat re-listens to the Rogue One episode fight, which was also on his birthday

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Full Moon Features restored Blu-Rays.
* Pat recommends The Breakfast Club on The Criterion Collection.
	+ They rank John Hughes' movies, which causes an argument.
	+ Pat is hopeful for a Planes, Trains, and Automobiles release with the uncut version.

## The Film

* Weird sex scene with Michael Shannon.
* How about spending some time building the love with the mute lady and the fishman?
* "So he's got a fish dick?"
* The movie looks great, but it drags and Pat almost turned it off.
* The thirst for bestiality ruins the movie theater below the apartment.
* There is a movie that will be nominated for Best Picture that glorifies fish fucking.
Maximum Overdrive

"Maximum Overdrive" is the fortieth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*They say we hurt the ones we love the most...so come listen to us discuss the hack job Stephen King did to himself back in 1986! Nobody butchers like King, especially when it comes to adapting his own material! Folks...*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (Pat)
* Cobra Kai (Joe)
* The Right Stuff (Pat)
* Dead of Night (Joe)
* Naked Lunch (Pat)
* The Old Dark House (Joe)
* M. Butterfly (Pat)
Boo! A Madea Halloween

"**Boo! A Madea Halloween**" is the ninth episode of the third season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*For a bonus Halloween edition of WE'LL SEE YOU IN HELL, Joe DeRosa & Pat Walsh bite the bullet and watch BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN! In an especially vicious episode, the gruesome twosome discuss the Halloween-set Tyler Perry comedy, their most recent viewings, and more. You can also check out Joe DeRosa’s SOME SEVERE SITUATIONS short story series, which you can find HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE. And Irish fans of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL can catch the show’s second-ever live engagement at the Vodafone Comedy Carnival in Galway City, Ireland, on Halloween Weekend; you can pick up tickets for his performances HERE.*

## Before The Film

* Joe sang the intro on the first take, Pat made him do it over. Then he starts singing again.
* Pat had a difficult 8 hour day and now has to be funny again, Joe edited his special that day.
* Pat recaps his weekly film watching
	+ The Accountant
		- "My arm is weak from jackin' off your dad" - Pat when Joe criticizes his volume jump
		- "You talk like trash sometimes" - Joe when Pat says Joe likes Elizabeth Banks over Anna Kendrick because she's hotter
	+ Hacksaw Ridge
	+ 13th
* And Joe saw...
	+ A Fistful of Dollars
	+ The Exorcist TV series

## The Film

* Madea can be anything from a Farrelly Brothers character to a Spike Lee character.
* Pat thinks Boo! is bad, but fascinating and funny in an Ed Wood kind of way.
* Joe's synopsis of the film: I have no fucking idea.
* Joe walked out of the film 45 minutes in, Pat doesn't appreciate that.
* The egg smell in Joe's apartment, right now it stinks!
* The structure/improv style of the scenes.
* The movie is arguably the most racist film Joe's ever seen, against every race!
* "Walsh watched that whole movie? He's a monster!" - Vince Averill
* Is that woman Asian??? This movie is insane!
* New segment where Joe & Pat reads a review (Owen Gleiberman's and rogerebert.com where Perry reveals he shot the film in 6 days after Chris Rock made a joke about it in Top Five).
Joe's Solo News Psycho

* Pat's doing some solo stuff, so why not Joe?
* Joe admits he pisses and moans
* It sounds like The Mummers Parade in Joe's apartment as he has a ciggy and a Coke Zero
* First topic, Delta Airlines and their editing of movies
	+ Deadpool 2 is sterilized on the flight, why even show it?
	+ The editing of Grumpy Old Men put him over the edge
		- It's the perfect holiday movie as it starts at Thanksgiving and ends at Christmas
		- You have to wear headphones, you're the only one that's going to hear it!
		- They bleeped the word "farted" and "schmuck" (replaced it with "yutz", is one worse than the other?)
		- Joe still wept while watching
* Second topic, Uncharted movie narrows in on Venom director Ruben Fleischer
	+ Nathan Drake is very Indiana Jones, he has the same character trait of fucking up
	+ Why not bring in the director of a mediocre action film that was poorly reviewed?
	+ Mark Wahlberg was Nathan Drake, but now it's Tom Holland as the weathered, been around the world, swashbuckling veteran
	+ 80's TV and movie kids were adults (Beverly Hills 90210, Weird Science, The Karate Kid). Now it's children cast as adults.
	+ People want to know why characters in the project Joe's writing have to be so old
Silent Night, Deadly Night

"**Silent Night, Deadly Night**" is the thirteenth episode of the third season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*The fourth episode in this macabre month of December, WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL gets into the holiday spirit with SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT. In this episode, Joe & Pat talk about this Christmas slasher classic, the controversy and critical scathing of the film, and even get into the film's beloved sequel. You can also check out Joe DeRosa’s SOME SEVERE SITUATIONS short story series, which you can find HERE HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE.*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: Pat gets to read the intro for the first time and it feels great.
* When is Kwanzaa?
* Pat wants an electric guitar for Christmas (maybe Heather got him one?), while Joe wants his mom to get him The Exorcist III and the Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast box set.
* Joe and Pat's inability to watch box sets (like the Werner Herzog one).
* Pat recommends the Wes Anderson and Oliver Stone books.
* Pat clears up the Woody Harrelson story from the other week (Woody is married to the woman at the party).

## The Film

* The guilt of saving money on Amazon purchases.
* The great synopsis of the film on the DVD box.
* The terrifying and ludicrous scene with the kid's grandpa.
* The strikes against it are part of its charm.
* The hotness of the nuns having sex, Joe gives some TMI.
* Lots of extra gore in the uncut version.
* The director was passing out from guilt and the editor had to step in and direct. He then did religious films for the next 30 years before killing himself.
* Siskel & Ebert's review shaming everyone involved with the film and then some Rotten Tomatoes reviews.
* Mickey Rooney called the producers "scumbags", then starred in Part 5 of the series.
Creepshow: The Series

"**Creepshow: The Series**" aka *April Episode 1* is the fifteenth episode of Season 6 of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Hello folks...or should we say kiddies? That's the appropriate term when it comes to Creepshow! So sit back, relax, and listen to a pair of man-children discuss Shudder's high-profile foray into Joe's favorite horror franchise!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Tone-Deaf (Pat)
* High Fidelity (TV series) (Joe)
* Bad Boys for Life (Pat)
* Judy (Joe)
* Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez (Pat)
* Jojo Rabbit (Joe)
Prisoners

“**Prisoners**” is the seventh episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Patrick and Joe set free their love for "Prisoners," fight like tyrannosaurus rexes and velociraptors over "Jurassic Park" and its sequels, and even find time for a discussion of the "Problem Child" franchise on this week's WSYIH! There are also important updates a'plenty and I'm not really sure why you're still reading when you could be listening.*

## Before The Film

* On With the Joe!: Sounds like a pedophile running a candy store.
* Joe has never met more beautifully spirited people than in Australia!
* Yahoo Serious tried to sue Yahoo! for trademark infringement, but the case was thrown out.
* Joe blows the perfect segue to the movie two weeks in a row.
* Pat turned in the final cut of his TV pilot and it features an asshole played by Joe DeRosa. They had a great time and they're excited for it as Pat praises the cast, including David Krumholtz!
* CBS execs were creeped out by Joe's character, to which director Andy Ackerman says, "Then I guess I did my job."
* Everyone knows you don't microwave cauliflower in the office (except for Hollywood people).
* Let's get going because the boys are going to see the Pixies tonight...

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Pat's been working on this pilot every night, has seen nothing except Problem Child 1 (holds up except Act III), Problem Child 2 (has one brilliant joke with the dog catchers as secret lovers), and The Remains of the Day.
* Army of One (Joe)
* Jurassic Park III (Joe)
	+ Joe says it's the best Jurassic Park movie, which Pat strongly disagrees with.
* A few Guardians of the Galaxy 2 thoughts before they see it and review it next show...

## The Film

* In Pat's top three serial killer movies with Silence of the Lambs and Se7en.
* It was so good, it made Joe want to see The Arrival.
* The torture scenes are shocking and aggressively uncomfortable, but not like Saw.
* Roger Deakins' cinematography is great.
* Tons of plot twists and they all work.
* Pat thinks it's one of the best of the past 10 years.
* They do the Bond Villain Technique (credit Pinkstone) and it still works.
Annabelle Comes Home

"**Annabelle Comes Home**" aka *October Episode 1* is the third episode of Season 6 of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Hey kids, it's Annabelle Comes Home! She was away for a while, but now she's back and the boys are gonna discuss it! Enjoy!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Lion King (2019) (Pat)
* Slay The Dragon (Joe)
* Sexy Beast (Pat)
* Fosse/Verdon (Joe)
* The Farewell (Pat)
Avengers: Infinity War

“**Avengers: Infinity War**” is the fifty-second episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Joe explains “Avengers: Infinity War” to Pat so he doesn’t have to see it, on an all new “We’ll See You In Hell!”*

## Before the Movie

* Joe and Pat go to Las Vegas for Pat's bachelor party
* Upcoming hiatus & Issues with Headgum
* Where are the jokes on Twitter? & Location services

## Pat's Movie Corner

* John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
* Brian Regan: Nunchucks and Flamethrowers
* Various Tremors sequels (2: Aftershocks, 3: Back to Perfection, TV series)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Ramsey Campbell: The Face That Must Die
* Michelle McNamara: I'll Be Gone in the Dark

## Deadlines

* They're finally making Bill & Ted 3
* Can Melissa McCarthy stop Infinity War?

## The Film

* Pat has not seen the film, Joe will explain it.
* Josh Brolin has two characters in the Marvel Universe?
* Pat again attempts the Low-key joke from the Thor review
* Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner is a metaphor for impotence.
* All these characters and all these big money stars... these movies are Trump.
* Joe will not reopen the Batman vs. Superman can of worms. Pat sighs.
* "Everybody's on the payroll, these fucks." - Joe on how the Cranston Godzilla got good reviews.
* Why are we bringing Tribute the talking robot lover in?
* Why does no one fuck?
* "I hope they clear out Arrow Man!" Nope, Hawkeye's not even in it.
* How does Scarlett Johannsen coast through these fucking battles that Thor is having a hard time with?
* Joe needs to have an Idris Elba as Heimdall role in these movies.
* Joe agrees with the mass wiping out of half the people, so does Pat.
* In four seconds, Pat comes up with an explanation for why Banner can't turn into the Hulk (he's been to therapy and isn't as angry as he was)
* Half of them are killed and people are upset, but they'll all be back.
* Captain Marvel exists and doesn't know all this is happening?
* Pat's hog is down. He will not see it. Joe's is down, but it was originally up.
It

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“**It**” is the sixth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Joe and Pat clown around discussing Stephen King's classic IT -- the book, the miniseries, and the trailer for the new one. Other topics touched on include Gallagher, Gilbert Gottfried, and our deaths. Other hearts touched on include... yours?*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!
	+ "It gets more and more enthusiastic every week..." - Joe
	+ On the series finale, when they're recording in separate booths in separate states, Pat wants to go so high he shatters the glass like Emilio Estevez in The Breakfast Club.
	+ Joe wants the scenario to be Pat is unable to do it and they decide to continue the show. Pat also has an idea for everyone's deaths.
* Joe tells a joke at his Can I Kick It? show where he hopes the guy from Milli Vanilli who killed himself said he blamed it on the rain in his suicide note.
* Pat's shooting the new pilot, no specifics until after the 12th, but it's a miserable experience!
* Joe bought the Galaga arcade machine, not the Gallagher arcade machine.
	+ Pat tells the story of Gallagher 2 and Spanish Gallagher.
	+ Pat loves the Gilbert Gottfried podcast, especially the episode with the writers of Problem Child and Ed Wood, who wanted to make a Gallagher brothers movie.
	+ Joe and Patton Oswalt hear a guy tell them a story about Gallagher needing a table, which the guy didn't know was for smashing watermelons. Patton can't believe it.
	+ Gallagher having a heart attack onstage.
	+ Joe met him, he seemed like kind of a dick.

## Pat's Movie Corner (Roundup)

* Pat's only been listening to the Gilbert Gottfried podcast.
* Pat's cat puked in his bed like The Exorcist.
* Microwave Massacre (Joe)
* Wake in Fright (Joe)
* Killer Klowns from Outer Space (Joe)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Were you a fan of Friday the 13th: The Series? If you were... wait, Joe did that one already.
* Shout Factory! and Night Flight apps

## The Film

* One of Pat's top ten favorite books.
* The giant spider ending.
* You buy the kids looking like the adults when they grow up.
* John Cusack's younger and older portrayals of Brian Wilson in Love & Mercy.
* "The House of Buys" that Pat learned in a sitcom writing room.
* Tim Curry, in a brilliant performance, IS a demon clown.
* Joe goes to sleep to the Steven Weber audiobook.
* Bill Skarsgård seems too young to play Pennywise in the remake.
* Cary Fukunaga wanted to do a hard R version, with the kids orgy scene.
* Stephen King's portrayal of bullies resonates with Pat, who was forced to eat worms and had a broken mirror jabbed into his upper thigh, while Joe had a bully swing a metal folding chair inches from his face.
* If the remake of It is a hit, they'll make the second one. But what if it isn't?!?
* They screwed up the Poltergeist remake, Pat fears it'll be the same problem.
* Joe shares Twitter followers' opinions of the trailer.
The Fly (1986)

"**The Fly (1986)**" is the seventh episode of Season 6 of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks! Just in time for the food and booze-fueled body metamorphosis you're experiencing this holiday season...it's our review of The Fly! Not the original version, the gross one.*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* More American Graffiti (Pat)
* The Thing from Another World (Joe and Pat)
* Ask Dr. Ruth (Pat)
* John Carpenter's The Thing (Joe)
* I Wanna Hold Your Hand (Pat)
* The Thing (Joe)
It (2017)

“**It (2017)**” is the eighteenth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Joe and Pat make real BOZOS out of each other while they CLOWN AROUND and discuss the #1 movie in America -- Stephen King's IT! Feeling pretty good about those clown jokes!*

## Before The Film

* They got a cardboard VR headset, the worst swag Pat's ever seen. The best he's ever gotten was a mini Frankenweenie.
* They sat in a side theater with people Joe wouldn't have let into the theater on a regular day.
* On With The Joe!: It's getting hard to think of variants... he'll circle back with the old stuff.
* Pat works on a Warner Brothers show, this is a Warner Brothers movie, so he got tickets!
* The went to Boardner's by La Belle and met Dana DeLorenzo from Ash vs. Evil Dead, who they had drinks with, met her friends who are the parents of the kids who played Bill in the movie, and she wants to come on the show!
* Doug Benson reached out to Pat via Twitter about coming on his podcast. Pat tells the story of Pete Holmes emailing Doug and CCing Pat to introduce them. Doug replies with an email that was probably meant just for Pete.
* Joe did Doug Loves Movies and won the last game because he remembers all the names of the five Pirates of the Caribbean films and Transcendence.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Wilson (Pat)
* Baywatch (Pat)
* A Cure for Wellness (Pat)

## The Film

* Everyone's saying it's great. They're wrong, it's not a good adaptation and the mini-series did a better job.
* The only thing they kept from the book was Beverly being inappropriately sexualized.
* They take out the unjustified hatred by the bullies, which makes it The Goonies.
* Joe hates the country's glorification of children
* Every thing about this comes from Stranger Things, when Stranger Things owes everything to IT.
* Joe is honest to Bill's parents about what he thought of the movie.
Super Dark Times

“**Super Dark Times**” is the thirty-sixth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe talk a shit-ton of new movies before digging super deep into “Super Dark Times,” now streaming on Netflix!*

## Before The Film

* Joe's in Umbros and a Bad Religion t-shirt doing laundry.
* How did Seinfeld never spoof Newman in that Basic Instinct scene?
* One of Charlie Sheen's angels says Corey Feldman is inappropriate. He's insane, but he's right, Barbara Walters shamed him about it.
* Everything on The View gets clapter, Bill Maher's the king of it.
* Joe, why did you tell Aziz Ansari to do what he did?
* Joe doesn't get a Hellion asking him on IG why he asked TJ Miller to do what he did. This is a runner!

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Mountain Between Us (Pat)
* Logan Lucky (Pat)
* Stronger (Pat)
* Menace II Society (Joe)
* Juice (Joe)
* Patti Cake$ (Pat)
* Spider-Man: Homecoming (Pat)
	+ Joe predicts Star Wars Episode IX will be the last Hollywood film he sees in a movie theatre.

## The Film

* Pat loved it, so did Joe!
* The kids are great, Joe Googled all of them, most accurate kids since Superbad.
* Pat remembers his dangerous childhood at the rusty grain silo and wonders why aren't there more deaths like the kids in this movie.
* Joe remembers a kid swinging scissors tied to string and kids doing bad things to cats. One of those kids sat on Pat's chest and made him eat worms.
* Joe's only disappointment is it's just an update of Mean Creek and Bully.
* How does a guy as paranoid as Joe have an Alexa in his house?
* Joe also watched Katt Williams: Great America. He talked about Alexa on it.
* The people on Facebook didn't buy the twist ending, but Pat did.
* These kid characters are so much better than the ones in It. Let the writers of this movie do a pass on your movie about kids.
* Having every film on Netflix one second takes away the fun of the search, but Netflix is allowing films like this to get to a new audience.
Brawl in Cell Block 99

“**Brawl in Cell Block 99**” is the twenty-eighth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Joe and Pat duke it out over the prison butt-kicker “Brawl in Cell Block 99,” starring Vince Vaughn. They also talk life, Thanksgiving, “Man on the Moon,” “Jim & Andy,” “Perfect Strangers” of course, and oh yes — Pat has seen Louis CK’s infamous “I Love You, Daddy.” On with the Joe!!!*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: Pat hits the high notes.
* Happy Thanksgiving! And thank you to Emily Florence for coming out to Joe's show with prints of Jeremy Bennison's artwork, see them on Facebook.
* Pat spills a very strong gin & tonic, he's already drunk from the first one.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Nathan For You (Pat)
* There's... Johnny! (Joe)
* Search Party (Pat)
* Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond (Joe). Pat also saw it and also watched Man On The Moon. And Paul Giamatti is a great guy.
* Liar Liar (Pat)
* Perfect Strangers has jumped the shark for Joe.
	+ Bucky, Balki. Balki, Bucky.
	+ Pat also watched an episode and was surprised at the deep religion joke about Las Vegas in this stupid episode of television.
	+ Larry buys an engagement ring from the trunk of a guy's car.
	+ The Black Widow episode: Larry thinks Maryann is a serial killer, there's a Twin Peaks joke, Larry ties up Maryann on a camping trip because he thinks she's going to kill Balki with a hatchet and gets stuck on a cliff ("This is pathetic!"). They can't stop laughing at the recap.
* Ladybird (Pat)
* I Love You, Daddy (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* They're skipping it, but Pat says the John Carpenter vinyl anthology is great to listen to when writing.

## The Film

* A throwback to John Carpenter, Pinkstone wonders if it's one of his movies.
* Has the most disturbing scene they've seen since the same director's Bone Tomahawk.
* Did they give Mel Gibson a pass on the show?
* Joe's medication is straightened out.
* Pretty fucking cool, Vince Vaughn is great.
* Shoutouts.
Glass

"**Glass**" is the twenty-fifth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Joe and Pat discuss the new M. Night Shyamalan flick, Glass! In Pat's Movie Corner: the two Fyre Fest docs, The Nice Guys, Life of the Party, My Cousin Vinny, The Freshman, and Nosferatu the Vampyre.*

## Before The Film

* The Facebook group is concerned Pat seemed down in the last episode.
* Joe has bought an electric scooter because his license is expired and the Los Angeles DMV is impossible to schedule an appointment at. He won't be returning the scooter because you can't.
* "It's all pink in the middle, brother" - creepy guy to 13 year old Pat at a wrestling meet
* On With The Joe!: Joe is tired of the damned songs.
* Joe, why did you tell Bryan Singer to do what he did?
* Andrew Dice Clay tweet is read by Pat in Dice voice.
* Rest in peace Kevin Barnett. Some people tweet condolences, but post pictures of themselves with people that are not Kevin.
* Kevin Spacey's insane Frank Underwood Christmas Day video.

## Crane Shots

* Joe recounts a joke on a recent episode where Frasier saw his furniture polisher in a gay bar.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Fyre and Fyre Fraud (Pat)
* The Nice Guys (Joe)
* Life of the Party (Pat)
* My Cousin Vinny (Joe)
* The Freshman (Pat)
* Nosferatu the Vampyre (Joe)

## The Film

* Bruce Willis says less words than anyone since Chuck Chaplin.
* James McEvoy and Samuel L. Jackson give good performances though.
* Pat says it's a low budget take on what could've been an awesome high budget movie.
* Joe thinks it follows the steps of Unbreakable and likes the fact that it's smaller scale.
* There's atrocious dialogue, but they both enjoyed it.
* Pat recommends the '80s All Over podcast, hosted by his former Cinematical boss Scott Weinberg.
* Shoutouts.
The Babadook

“**The Babadook**” is the fourteenth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe do live commentary on The Babadook! Easily the least they've ever talked about the movie! They also go into the rapidly approaching apocalypse, Soon-Yi, bad airplane movies, Face/Off, A Tribe Called Quest, and more!*

## Commentary Topics

* On With The Joe!: The best one of the day (the third attempt, plus it's the fourth time they've restarted the show),
* Music stations of their youth.
* Should they see Annabelle: Creation?
* You are racist if you support Trump.
* Who's your favorite from Entourage? And some salacious stories about the cast.
* Don't tell Joe he passes for white.
* Pat saw A Tribe Called Quest and discuss their favorite albums.
* Joe ruins Daft Punk for you, Pat enjoyed the new album stoned in a bathtub in Amsterdam.
* Pat also saw Missy Elliott, who's dealing with Graves Disease.
* Pat's Movie Corner
	+ Atomic Blonde (Pat)
	+ Face/Off (Pat)
		- Pat tries to convince Joe to see A Simple Plan and Grosse Point Blank.
	+ Driving Miss Daisy (Pat)
	+ Ozark (Pat)
	+ The Bank Dick (Joe)
	+ The Disappointments Room (Joe)
	+ The Boy (Joe)
	+ Joe runs down the awful movies available on his recent flight. He chooses to drink and sleep.
		- Pat once wrote jokes for James Corden about Airbnb!
* Joe's Scary Stuff
	+ Namco Classic Collection Vol. 1 for Nintendo Switch, including the arcade port of Slaughterhouse.
	+ Creepshow 2 soundtrack on Waxworks Records
	+ Pat's choice: The Evil Has Landed from the new Queens of the Stone Age album. Also Monster In The Parasol and Burn the Witch.
* Joe has to go into a period of not drinking for a month, Pat is going to do the same.
* Pat's trying to get them into a screening of It and is reading the book.
* Pat watching Game of Thrones with subtitles has improved his viewing experience.
* Stir of Echoes is great, Joe already sold his unsealed copy back to Amoeba.
* Pat watched Joe's favorite film of all time, Hannah and Her Sisters, is Soon-Yi in it?
* Pat's blanket Roo was "accidentally" thrown away at age 11.
* Pat had sex last night, it's been a month or two for Joe.
* They've rewatched Blue Velvet, A Bronx Tale, and Sleepers.
* Thoughts on the new season of Twin Peaks.
* The Babadook just ended! They didn't talk about the movie!
* Stay tuned for Brad Paisley's Comedy Rodeo
Parasite

"**Parasite**" is the eighth episode of Season 6 of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*It's almost Christmas! A time when our consumer capitalist culture feeds on you like a...wait for it...PARASITE! Listen to Pat and Joe dish the dirt on this modern day classic!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Zombieland: Double Tap (Pat)
* Leprechaun Returns (Joe)
* Honey Boy (Pat)
* Dolemite Is My Name (Joe)
* Motherless Brooklyn (Pat)
* Channel Zero (Joe)
Re-Animator

"**Re-Animator**" is the twenty-second episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks! Happy New Year as Pat and Joe discuss 1985's "Re-Animator"!*

## Before The Film

* Let's skip the intro, they've had issues with the 5 calorie OJ for Screwdrivers. Pat brings over the 50 calorie one this week, why didn't he just get the regular one?
* Arby's meat originates as a paste!
* Dan Hedaya in Dick is a better Richard Nixon than Anthony Hopkins in Nixon.
* Pat is heavily drugged and in excruciating neck pain. He's had acupuncture and cupping. It'll take a few days to feel the effect says the cupper.
* On With The Joe!: Jingle Bells/We Wish You a Merry Christmas/Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
* Thanks Hellion Alex Lowe for the no reward donation!
* Joe went to a Christmas party with Ben Bailey and met Albert Brooks' wife, ate shrimp cocktail over the bowl, and talked to a lovely lady then fell asleep in the Uber.
* Pat was in an almost rage after hitting his head on an Uber car roof on the way to a party, then had a great Lyft driver on the way home. Joe notes Pat had no trouble drinking with a bad neck on that night.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Bohemian Rhapsody (Joe)
* Mary Poppins Returns (Pat)
* Bah, Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas (Joe)
* Paddington 2 (Pat)
* Red Christmas (Joe)
* National Lampoon's European Vacation (Pat)

## ScreamNN News Psycho

* George Lucas rumored to be helping with Star Wars Episode IX.

## The Film

* Not officially an On With The Joe!, but Pat sings Death Cab for Cutie - The New Year.
* Did they do John Lennon - Happy Xmas (War is Over)? Pat says yes (they didn't).
* Pat likes the deadpan vibe, watch it with the Joe Bob Briggs commentary.
* Joe breaks down the Re-Animator trilogy and says the first is a classic.
* Pat has the Special Edition Blu-ray from Arrow which Joe wants.
* "Oh no!" - Pete Holmes when he watched this movie with Joe and they got to the giving the girl some head scene.
* Two hogs way up.
* Shoutouts.
Mortal Kombat (2021)

"Mortal Kombat (2021)" is the sixtieth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You in Hell.

## Episode Description

*Round One! Fight! Pat and Joe review the new cinematic take on the world's most famous  video game fighting franchise! No, it's not that bird and pig game...it's Mortal Kombat! Will the boys agree or will this battle end in a fatality? Only one way to find out!*
Creepshow Animated Special

"Creepshow Animated Special" is the thirty-seventh episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Hello Kiddies! Or should we say Folksies? The boys review the Creepshow Animated Special...which is stiffer than the Creep himself! But despite this thing's rigor-mortis it still manages to pull off a few slick moves!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Look Who's Talking (Pat)
* After Life Season 2 (Joe)
* The Witches (1990) and (2020) (Pat)
* Dracula BBC TV series (2020) (Joe)
* Blume in Love (Pat)
* Amazing Stories (1985-1987) and (2020) (Joe)
Friday

"**Friday**" is the thirty-eighth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe talk about the classic stoner comedy "Friday"! In Pat's Movie Corner: Higher Learning, Poetic Justice, and Baby Boy!*

## Before The Film

* The boys saw Friday at the 420Fest, aka a showing at the Wiltern Theater, no vape pens, vendors, or Cypress Hill.
* Finding a bar was difficult. They got to the worst bar in Los Angeles which was like being at your buddy's house while his wife wants you out.
* On With The Joe!: Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)
* Rapper YNW Melly murders two friends. He also has facial tattoos.
* Joe saw Bruce Vilanch at an Italian restaurant. Pat once saw him at LAX baggage claim.
* Pat left his wallet at Taylor's Steak House. He got drunk on shots, they ate London broil and lobster tail.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Joe's got nothing. Pat watched three John Singleton movies, then saw on Twitter he'd suffered a stroke.
* Higher Learning (Pat)
* Poetic Justice (Pat)
* Baby Boy (Pat)

## ScreamNN

* James Gunn back as director of Guardians of the Galaxy 3
* Stranger Things season 3 trailer

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Retron 77. Pat wonders if this Is scary stuff.

## The Film

* Watch it again, the movie is a classic.
* Joe says DJ Pooh is the funniest guy in the movie. Pat says he's crazy. But everyone's hilarious.
* Will there be a final Friday and will Chris Tucker be in it?
* Pat says John Witherspoon is the funniest and deserved an Oscar.
* The fat shaming bothers Pat, Joe says everything is on the table.
* They also disagree on the Seinfeld finale.
* Big Lebowski is their favorite weed movie, this is second.
* Shoutouts. Will they be going away?
Devil's Advocate

“**Devil's Advocate**” is the forty-fourth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Defeated and running on fumes, the boys turn their sights back to “Devil’s Advocate,” starring Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, and Charlize Theron!*

## Before The Film

* Joe is wheezing from smoking cigarettes.
* Joe's first memory of a favorite celebrity being accused of sexual misconduct was one of the stars of this film, Jeffrey Jones.
* On With The Joe!: Cracker - Low
* Pat got in Joe's elevator, which has vile post-fart residue. He's worried an attractive woman will get on, but it doesn't happen. A normal looking woman does.
* Austin Powers drinking shit is Joe's favorite joke in the series, Pat's least favorite. He prefers the penis pump runner. They both love the Fat Bastard speech. They have issues with The Love Guru.
* The boys went to Amoeba! Pat bought a Squeeze album and the first track started playing in the store as he showed Joe the purchase at Pizza Barra. Then Out of the Closet for Joe to get an AIDs test (he's clean boys!).
* What'd the fans think of the Jeepers Creepers 3 bonus ep?
* Lana del Rey's Creep soundalike.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Yakuza (Pat)
* Masters of Horror: Imprint (Joe)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Kool Keith and Kutmaster Keith: Your Mom Is My Wife
* Pat's wants to talk the St. Patrick's Day weekend ahead. No, let's get to the movie at hand.

## The Film

* In terms of acting, Pacino slaps Keanu around for two hours with his dick.
* Wonderful film that's scary and funny, with a great cast.
* Pat saw it in the theater when it came out and remembered it being very liberal with the nudity.
* The boys are smitten with Charlize Theron.
* Keanu does a British accent. No, it's Southern. No, it's Boston.
* "Oh, Dracula." - Keanu in Dracula
* Never heard a negative thing about Keanu the person.
* Joe watched a killer Pesci interview on Letterman where he remembered having dinner with Robert DeNiro, Michael Jackson, and "a bunch of kids... I'm kidding!"
* An ad for James Gandolfini: Celebrity Autopsy. Go fuck yourself.
* The OJ Simpson interview is edited, just like Shia LaBeouf (who took some shots at Steven Spielberg) when he got arrested. See Shia in American Honey.
* They were supposed to see The Strangers: Prey at Night, Joe hasn't seen the original.
* Joe tells a great Dave Attell joke about your pubes growing back after shaving them.
* Opinion on the ending.
* Has nudity gone away from movies because of the prevalence of porn?
Pat's Quarantine Solo Movie Corner 2

## Episode Description

*Folks, I'm coming in hot from my garage to bring you ROUND 2 of P-Dub's movie corner. I hope you're well, I hope you're safe and if all you did today was move from the kitchen to the couch I'm here to tell you it's okay. I did the same thing.  Tune in!*

## Movies Reviewed

* The Equalizer 1 and 2
* The Old Man & the Gun
* Miss Firecracker
* Inside Moves
* Body of Evidence
* Running on Empty
* Rising Sun
* Brightburn
* Bad Influence
* Big Time Adolescence
* Nights of Cabiria
* Harry and Tonto
* The Late Show
* The Way Back
Creepshow Christmas Special

"Creepshow Christmas Special" is the forty-third episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Happy BOO year, folks! With a pun that bad we must be talking about the Creepshow Christmas Special! But is this terrifying holiday tale as much of a stinker as the pun? Tune in to find out!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Godfather Coda: The Death of Michael Corleone (Joe)
* Soul (Pat)
* Star Trek Generations (Joe)
* Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets (Pat)
* Heroes of the Fourth Turning (Joe)
* The Midnight Sky (Pat)
Black Mirror Season 4 Episodes 1-3

“**Black Mirror Season 4 Episodes 1-3**” is the thirty-eighth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*The boys talk 90s rock, Pat’s juice cleanse, and finally the first 3 episodes of BLACK MIRROR season 4: “USS Callister,” “Arkangel,” and “Crocodile!”*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: Pat's can't think of a song...
* Pinkstone thinks the black mirror is your phone. Or is it from the Arcade Fire song?
* Pat saw Arcade Fire playing drums on each other's helmet heads when he was a Conan intern.
* Joe has no interest in seeing a Disney animated film. Should they get baked one day and watch Fantasia on Blu Ray as an episode?
* Show idea: Achiba, where you smoke chiba and go to Amoeba. They'd love to do a What's In My Bag?
* A giant truck with "The Longest Basmati Rice In America" on it almost hits Pat's car.
* Pat is on his yearly cayenne and lemon juice cleanse, with a Smooth Move laxative tea at night and lukewarm salt water the next day. You blast out your ass for a half hour. His senses are heightened and he likes to torture himself.
* Joe's healthy choice is walking on the elliptical.
* The movie corner is detoured as Joe sings RHCP's The Other Side from Californication and they get into 90s music.
	+ Pat skipped them at Coachella to join the 40 people watching New Order and the Pet Shop Boys.
	+ Californication is a terrible song and Anthony Kiedis' non-Autotuned voice is horrible.
	+ Joe went to a great record store at King of Prussia Mall with Pinkstone and his wife and encountered a big Dave Matthews Band fan.
	+ The whitest place on Earth = the last show of a Phish MSG run.
	+ Pat's Weird Al parody of Losing My Religion = Losing My Pet Pigeon

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Owning Mahowny (Pat)
* The Langoliers (Joe)
	+ An argument over Wal-Mart, where Joe bought the DVD.
	+ Did Joe say he wanted to start a new life with Rebecca DeMornay? He doesn't think he did, Pat does.
* Trapped In Paradise (Pat)
* Donald Cried (Pat)
* Get Me Roger Stone (Pat)
* Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (Pat)
* He already talked about Coco and The Meyerowitz Stories
* Hounds of Love (Pat)

## The Film

* No one's more attractive than Kirsten Dunst and Pat saw her and Jesse Plemons making out at a Drunk History party.
* The Star Trek episode is fantastic, Joe's favorite, Pat says B+. Two hogs up ("Don't say that" - Pat)
* The Jodie Foster directed episode wasn't good because of the performances.
* Black Mirror would be so much more effective at Twilight Zone length.
* Pat really got into Crocodile, Joe didn't buy several plot points.
* Shoutout to Brandon.Gash for making Funko versions of Pat and Joe.
Pride

"**Pride**" is the fifth episode of the second season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*We all know “Pride” is considered a deadly sin, and perhaps even deadlier than it’s six cohorts; after all, who hasn’t heard the phrase ‘pride will get you killed’? To deny that one may suffer from pride is even an act of pride in and of itself! So, of course, it’s a miracle that Joe and Pat tackle pride headfirst on this week’s WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL! For their fifth installment under their temporary new format, Joe DeRosa & Pat Walsh get personal on a “Pride”-themed episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL. The gruesome twosome debate the definition of “Pride,” its relationship to other sins and whether pride is a justifiable sin in general. And Joe also announces his upcoming horror short story series, FRICTION FILES, debuting soon on FANGORIA.com!*

## Topics Discussed

* They're going to the wedding of Jaime Lee and Dan Black! Hopefully Adam Stein hasn't been drinking so he can drive them!
* Pat's new cat shed all over his black suit. It also devoured a catnip carrot, the equivalent of 10 joints, and leapt over his couch.
* Check out the new book The I in Evil by Ken Hanley!
* Joe's got a short stories series called Friction Files coming to fangoria.com.
* Pride means being too proud. How do you explain it?
* Joe wanted to bail on the deadly sins format, he thought this was the last one.
* Joe goes on a outdoor summer picnic second date, who takes exception to one of his jokes. He abandons her and screams at Pat and Kumail Nanjiani about how out of line she was.
* Phil Hartman could've done great cameos in movies today.
* The puzzling April Fool's Day prank on Jon Lovitz with a Victoria's Secret model. He was great in The Wedding Singer.
* Pat saw Green Room, while Joe's enjoying the freshly squeezed orange juice with the vodka.
* Pat waits awhile before apologizing and will not budge when he thinks he's right.
* The up and down the stairs argument when you live with someone.
* Joe's longest relationship? Nine months.
* Pride isn't a big issue for Patty.
* The pride that occurs in the writer's room.
* The boys are enablers, but don't drink every day. If you don't drink, you're stupid. Unless you've had a DUI.
* Spending time with a kid over going out with friends disgusts Joe. Pat thinks you do go out one night, your wife goes out one night.
* You kiss a kid on the lips until age 5. Pat kissed both his parents on the lips until 10.
* Pat's cat gets him up early, that's a dick move. Pat learns cat litter clumps when they pee on it.
* Pat remembers his family watching a large dog maul his sister.
* After a poker game, a dog (who's on The Mentalist) grabs Pat's leg and won't let go. Someone says to shove a finger up his ass, but they get it off him.
* The Carlos Mencia 9/11 soliloquy on his comedy special.
Bird Box

"**Bird Box**" is the twenty-third episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe discuss the Netflix horror that's everyone's talking about, "Bird Box"!*

## Before The Film

* Joe's had it with Apple products and Pat will not sign into the Cloud while his IRA plummets.
* Jackson Starship on Twitter wants to know if it's impossible for Pat to not make a whiney Trump comment. Pat will block him from the Patreon if he contributes.
* Joe is rewatching Frasier again in his new apartment, which throws Pat off his game.
* Pat has moths in his house, Heather is worried about their wardrobe. It's so out of control Pat can't find his socks. This might be karmic payback for Pat writing the Sci-Fi Original Film Mothman.
* They play a game where Joe names an occupation and Pat has to come up with an expression meaning "This guy is crazy".
* On WIth The Show! ...It's a New Year and Pat's brain dead.
* Joe saw a guy face down in street when he was going to meet Pat for breakfast. He was not dead. Pat saw a guy in a suit face down in front of the NYC subway and everyone just walked around him.
* Joe, why did you tell R. Kelly to do what he did? For a period of 20+ years?
	+ All the celebs apologizing for making songs with him... they knew.
	+ Lady Gaga trying to win an Oscar. Was their song "Fuck Me In The Butt"?
	+ Joe refuses to watch A Star Is Born despite the presence of Dice and Sam Elliott.
* Bird Box? More like dog shit! We'll get into that.
* RIP Bob Einstein aka Marty Funkhauser aka Super Dave Osbourne. Also RIP to Steve Buscemi's wife and Mean Gene Okerlund.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Escape at Dannemora (Pat)
* After Porn Ends 3 (Joe)
	+ Pat recommends the audiobook of So You've Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson.
* Den of Thieves (Pat)
* Score (Joe)
* Arizona (Pat)
* Nightbreed (Joe)

## The Film

* "Blindfolded Utah teen crashes car while doing the Bird Box challenge." People, you're stupid.
* Netflix will produce anything, except Mallrats 2.
* People love this movie, but the boys think it sucks and is a poor man's Quiet Place.
* Netflix headquarters is like a Los Angeles nightclub.
* ScreamNN in the movie review: they designed the monster and it was so ridiculous looking, Sandra Bullock couldn't stop laughing in between takes.
* Sarah Paulson in the movie for six minutes, voiceover work for Jon Hamm, and obvious diversity casting. It's ridiculous.
* Joanna Cassidy was great on The Cool Kids, though the execs wanted Marilu Henner.