Peter B. Parker (Earth-11146)

## Spider-Dafoe

*"I am the Emissary of Hell! Spider-Man! I bring death to those who prey on the innocent!"*
―Spider-Man
**Peter Benjamin Parker** was a clone of Norman Osborn and a catboy superhero operating in New York City.

## Biography

Peter Parker was one of many clones developed by Oscorp, cloned from the DNA template of Norman Osborn to do the supervillain's bidding. He was a special clone, created with the DNA of a catboy as part of an experiment to enhance the clone's agility and senses.

Initially, the clone wanted to be emulate his master and be as evil as he was, as many of the clones did. However, when Dr. Mendel Stromm, a scientist who was especially kind to him, was murdered by Norman Osborn for questioning the ethics of the cloning experiments, the clone realized that being evil was not true to his nature.

The clone escaped from the cloning facility that very night, and wandered the streets of Manhattan, before being found and adopted by Richard and Mary Parker. They named him Peter, and raised him as their own, despite the controversy towards catboys at the time.

### Once Bitten

Peter was eventually bitten by a radioactive spider from the planet Spider, granting him great superhuman powers on top of his already superhuman physique from the Goblin formua. He used his powers to become a professional wrestler of the WWWL, fighting wrestlers such as Crusher Hogan and Bonesaw McGraw, under the alias of "the Yuman Spider".

One night, the two thieves Dennis Carradine and Flint Marko stole a large sum of money from the WWWL. Peter used his spider powers to track them down, scaring them off and taking the money back to the wrestling league (and pocketing some of the cash for himself), without bothering to actually catch the crooks.

The two thieves plotted their revenge, and found Parker's home in Queens, shooting and blowing up Ben Parker out of revenge for their lost money. Enraged and heartbroken, Peter hunted the two thieves down, tracking them to the Acme Warehouse.

It took three attempts to subdue Marko and four attempts to subdue Carradine. His last attempt involved using a metal detector to find out where their pockets were, filling them with lead. They became extremely sick, allowing Peter to throw Carradine out a window to his death and Marko into a vat of radioactive sand, which would later turn him into the supervillain known as Sandman.

### Clone Saga

In one elaborate scheme to torment Peter Parker, the Green Goblin created two clones of himself with the DNA of the radioactive spider that bit Peter, sending them to kill the wall-crawler.

However, the clones were instead befriended by Spider-Man, becoming some of his closest friends. Now known as Ben Reilly and Kaine Parker, the clones stayed inside the Green Goblin's clone army as moles, while also attending Empire State University with Peter.

### His Amazing Friends

During Peter's college years, he befriended the mutants Angelica Jones and Robert Drake, who could control fire and ice respectively. Living together in Aunt May's house, they were known as the Spider-Friends, defending New York City from the worst supervillains the criminal underworld had to offer.

## Appearance

Peter was nearly identical to his clone template, Norman Osborn, besides his cat ears and tail. He was 5'9 and had blue eyes and brown hair.

## Personality

While Spider-Man was as noble and heroic as his other multiversal counterparts, he struggled to reconcile his contradictory personas and remain heroic despite his violent impulses.

He had very little qualms about killing his opponents, though he later mellowed out in his later years and became more diplomatic with his enemies. He had a personal grudge against police officers who routinely persecuted catboys, and he went out of his way to murder them whenever he could.

In his crime-fighting, he had no issue with using firearms to lethal effect, and he frequently used his symbiote to dismember and consume his foes. He wasn't afraid to commit crime when it was convenient for him, such as when he stole a car and assaulted the driver with webbing.

This vicious attitude could be attributed to the Goblin Serum that all Norman Osborn clones were given, which manifested a malicious Goblin personality in the subject. However, Peter was able to tame his Goblin, and use his destructive and aggressive nature for the side of justice.

Despite initially being raised as an evil clone super-soldier, Peter was a compassionate and kind-hearted person by nature, even though his darker side occasionally got the best of him. The values instilled in him by his aunt and uncle would help him overcome the influence of the Goblin and become a mostly righteous superhero.

He was prone to selfishness and spite at times, which cost him his uncle's life. When he entered the Bard's College in Blacgate, he once again found himself in the limelight, impressing many bards with his plagiarized David Bowie songs, though he learned his lesson a second time when the Queen of Blacgate attempted to have him executed.

Even for people he despised, he was gentle and empathetic, such as when he consoled OmegaMan23 when he admitted to feeling worthless. He even comforted the hostages during his robbery of the Banca de Amistad, offering them snacks and performing several comedy routines for them, as well as crafting a doll of Mewtwo with his webs and presenting it to one of the hostage's children.

He often doubted his heroism because of his past and tendency for violence, and was frequently surprised whenever people praised him as a hero. However, when it came down to it, he always went out of his way to protect the people around him and vanquish villainy, no matter the cost or the unlikelihood of his own survival. He risked the lives of both himself and his party to defeat several immensely powerful villains while in the Azter Realm, despite initially having no emotional connection to the people of that dimension.

His sense of humor, wittiness, and penchant for shouting one-liners were among his most distinguishing characteristics. During combat or other risky circumstances, he would frequently make quips, generally at the expense of his opponents. He had a dark sense of humor, as evidenced by the fact that he would often crack jokes shortly before killing his adversaries. He was prone to sarcasm, even among his friends and allies, and he often made mean-spirited jokes at the expense of OmegaMan23 and Tael Riverine.

Peter had a strong willpower that enabled him to overcome even the most hopeless conditions. This unbreakable willpower was fueled in part by his love for his family, friends, and the innocents he defended, as he refused to die for their sakes.
Peter first gave up and waited for death to take him as the Kingpin sat on him, breaking many of his bones and slowly killing him. When he was shown visions of his loved ones, including Aunt May and Mary Jane, he became filled with determination, forcing his superpowers to go into overdrive and allowing him to knock the Kingpin off his body.

Due to his nature as a catboy, Peter often acted in a cutesy manner around those he was comfortable with, often using phrases such as "UwU" or "OwO".

### The Goblin

*"Follow the cold shiver running down your spine."*
―The Goblin talking to Peter
A side effect of the Green Goblin performance enhancer was a second personality being fused to the subject's psyche. This personality was aggressive, manipulative, and prone to cackling madly.

### Norman Osborn

*"Our very existence, you and I together, we can do anything. We can create anything. If only you let me in... Instead of pretending you're like these people out here. These... These vermin. Here's the real truth. There are eight million people in this city, and those teaming masses exist to hold up the few exceptional people in this world, like you and I, Peter. Together."*
―The ghost of Norman Osborn speaking to Peter Parker
Following Norman Osborn's death after his invasion of New York City and the subsequent death of Mary Jane Watson, his "ghost" manifested completely separately from the existing Goblin personality, tormenting Peter and goading him into using his powers for evil.

### The Bulk

*"ME AM THE BULK! ME AM DO COCK AND BALL TORTURE! HAHAAHAHA! YOU CAN'T HIT ME! I AM THE BULGE! THE BIGGEST FUCKING MONSTER ON EARTH!!"*
―The Bulk after busting the Hulk's balls
The **Bulk** , also known as the **Bulge**, was the result of the Goblin Serum being tainted by Peter Parker's spider-infused DNA. Parker would transform into a massive, purple-skinned beast with a fondness for cock and ball torture when the Goblin serum inside his body was activated, which was brought on by extremely intense feelings of anger, rage, and selfishness.

## Relationships

### Iceman

*"Well, you can leave that to me, icecube-brain. Don't want you to have a brainfreeze!"*
―Peter's friendly banter with Bobby
Robert "Bobby" Drake was one of Spider-Man's best friends, to the point of being in a superhero team called his "Amazing Friends". They often bantered with each other, calling each other names ("web-head", "ice-bag", etc) and making fun of each other's powers and intelligence.

They also showed some romantic interest in each other.

## Powers and Abilities

### Superpowers

* Catboy Physiology: Catboys possessed superior physical abilities compared to baseline humans, including heightened senses, flexibility, agility, and balance. As a catboy, Peter possessed a second pair of ears, a tail, and the ability to purr.
* Enhanced Physiology: Peter was subjected to a performance enhancing gas as a young clone, granting him superhuman strength, durability, speed, agility, stamina, and reflexes. This also greatly increased the heightened senses and agility inherent in catboys. These traits were greatly enhanced once more after he was bitten by an alien spider.
	+ Superhuman Strength: Peter's strength was greatly enhanced by both the Goblin serum and the radioactive spider bite. He was strong enough to pick up a 23,000 pound vault door and throw it. He lifted up the Kingpin, a man who weighed 45,000 pounds, over his shoulders, though this took a major amount of willpower to pull off. He greatly weakened a bank vault door made out of pure adamantium, though it took around ten minutes for him to tear it off its hinges completely. He also lifted up a two hundred pound coffin lid made of solid ebony.
	+ Poison Resistance: Peter was highly resistant towards many poisons and toxins. This resistance allowed him to survive Black Cat's poisoned lipstick.
	+ Healing Factor: Peter had a healing factor that allowed him to naturally heal serious wounds, such as gunshots or magic blasts. Peter had some level of control over this healing factor, as he sent healing energy into his own spine to heal from injuries sustained from being sat on by the Kingpin.
* Spider-Powers: After being bitten by an alien spider from the planet Spider, Peter Parker's DNA fused with that of a spider, causing him to mutate several spider-like superpowers and the proportionate physical capabilities of a spider.
	+ Spider-Sense: Peter could sense danger before it actually occurred, essentially granting him precognition. In conjunction with his enhanced senses, reflexes, and agility, this allowed him to easily dodge most attacks, including gunshots.
	+ Wall-Crawling: Peter's body could freely stick to surfaces, allowing him to wall crawl.
	+ Organic Silk Production: Peter could produce spider silk out of every orifice in his body. However, he did not possess web glands in his wrists, forcing him to invent web-shooters. He later acquired a Requiem spider ability, allowing him to shoot organic webs from his fingertips.
	+ Mind Control: Peter could hypnotize and mind control his victims by forcing his fingers into their brain. This process was extremely painful and traumatic for the victim. He used this power to rewrite the Green Goblin's memories so he would believe he was Spider-Man.
* Symbiosis: Peter was bonded to the Mania symbiote. The symbiote could heal his wounds, grant him boosted strength and durability, consume individuals and share their memories with its host, and use tentacles and shapeshifted weaponry to attack foes.
* Magic: Peter was a master in the dark arts, blessed by the Spider-God to perform "spider-magic". He was able to make enchantments that protected his companions from harmful anomalous effects, such as memetic hazards. He could also perform wishsong magic, allowing him to heal wounds and repair vehicles. He learned how to infuse his music with magic while attending the Bard's College in Blacgate.
* Magic Resistance: Peter permanently took 10% less magic damage after drinking a flask of enchanted goblin urine.

### Weaknesses

* Caffeine: Due to his spider physiology, he was highly susceptible to caffeine, and could become intoxicated by ingesting caffeine much like spiders. A few cups of coffee affected him the same way a single cup of cocaine would a normal human.

### Abilities

* Peter was highly intelligent, much like his creator. He was able to synthesize super durable web fluid similar to the organic silk generated by his body. He also frequently inherited the memories, experiences, and overall intelligence of those his symbiote consumed.
* Peter was an accomplished musician and bard. This skill increased greatly when Mania consumed the Queen of Blacgate, who was considered the greatest bard in all of the Azter Realm.
* Peter became a highly skilled chef after letting Mania consume the blood elf chef Santino D'Arienzo, gaining the memories and experience of the highly accomplished Master Chef.

## Equipment

### Suits

* Spider-Suits: Peter wore a variety of spider-suits in his career, usually a red and blue costume with silver raised webbing and spaces for his ears and tail. His suits featured a built-in "detective mode", allowing him to scan environments and run diagnostics in a crime scene.
* Dark Suit: A red and black suit made by Black Cat out of ballistic materials.
* Magical Suit: A suit designed by the wizard Guru to protect Spider-Man from the spellcasters of Azter. The red and blue spandex of the original was replaced with an ebony-dipped fiber coated in obsidian, the silver raised webbing was replaced with a pure elven gold equivalent, the lenses on the eye pieces were made with highly durable glass from the sand elves, the spider symbol on the chest was made of an elven silver (painted gold), and the web-shooters were plated with enchanted gnome gold. The fibers on the mask that covered the cat ears were black with an elven gold filling, while the boots were black with an elven gold plate on the heels, allowing the wearer to easily slip on and off them. The fiber on the heels were dipped in liquid gnome gold, giving it a faint golden color. The gloves had golden-tipped claws. The suit was light, but durable, the raised webbing strong, supple, and elastic.
	+ Enchantments: The magical suit was given countless enchantments. The mask was given a waterbreathing enchantment. The boots were enchanted to allow the wearer to better climb walls. The eyepieces were enchanted with nightvision. The elastic of the suit was enchanted so that it could stretch and contract with the wearer's movements. The entire suit was enchanted to be resistant against fire, frost, electricity damage, and was additionally enchanted to be resistant towards magic. The palms of the gloves were enchanted to act as wands. The shoes were enchanted to make the wearer to move faster on the ground. The gloves and boots were enchanted with a resistance to fire and poison respectively. The spider symbol was enchanted with various ward spells to protect the wearer's heart. The suit was enchanted so that it could also become a makeshift invisibility cloak. The suit was enchanted to give the wearer a lighter and more efficient weight. The suit was given a sleeping enchantment to allow the wearer to sleep for longer. The mask was enchanted to give a +1 on the wearer's charisma checks. The suit had hundreds of additional minor enchantments to boost its resistance to magic.
		- Siphoning and Vampire, enchantments made to the suit's golden claws, allowing the wearer to drain magic and health from a target respectively.
		- Contagious Poison, an enchantment made to the the fiber tail glove, giving the wearer the option to poison their foe.
		- Snuggly, an enchantment that made the suit soft to the touch and made the wearer's hugs magically more softer, warmer, and comforting.
		- Threshold spell, a thin shield that protected the wearer from magic attacks.
		- Anti-Magic Field, which absorbed any magical attacks launched against the wearer, and protected them from any non-magical attacks as well.
		- Quick Benrency, which caused the wearer's spells to have a 20% chance of failing when casted, but made them 50% stronger.
		- Blink, an enchantment that allowed the wearer to teleport to a different area.
		- Shapeshift, an enchantment that allowed the wearer to transform into a giant spider.
		- Freedom Express charm, which caused any who would steal from the wearer to become increasingly annoyed the more they took from them.
		- Regeneration charm, which allowed the wearer to recover 1 HP per tick, for as long as the charm remained active.
		- Charm Shield charm, which increased the wearer's armor by 1.
		- Toxic, an enchantment made to the tail.
		- Full-Court-Press of Frenzied Inspiration, an enchantment made to the mask that allowed the wearer to become a motivational speaker when the inspiration struck, allowing them to frenzy their enemies and inspire their allies.
	+ Webshooters: The webshooters of the magical suit were enchanted and plated with gnome gold.
* Ebony Spider: A suit built by the magitechnicians of the Azterian Empire. It was a heavily armored suit made with ebony and gold, including a great many onboard softwares and weapons, including golden spider-legs that could spring out from the spider logo on the back of the suit, that could be weaponized upon activating "Instant Kill Mode", making them razor sharp.
	+ "Karen": The affectionate nickname for the suit's onboard artificial intelligence. She could automatically use other softwares without Peter's direct consent, such as when she dimmed the lights in his lenses to prevent eyestrain.
	+ Detective Mode: A magitech equivalent of the earlier suit's Detective Vision. When activated, it showed the wearer a yellow digital simulation of the surrounding environment, with targets highlighted with x-ray vision. Allies were marked with blue, while hostiles were marked with red. Detective Mode could also detect heat signatures and heart rates. Like the early Detective Mode, it could scan the environment and run diagnostics on substances.
	+ Enhanced Interrogation Protocol: A feature that deepened the wearer's voice to be more intimidating during interrogations.

### Utility Belt

* Web-Shooters: A pair of wrist-mounted devices that fired web fluid, allowing Spider-Man to swing through Manhattan. The web-shooters could spin webs in a variety of forms, including nets, web missiles, and lethal bladed webs. He could also build objects and structures with the webbing, including working firearms, melee weapons, shields, and boats.
* Web Fluid: A highly durable and adhesive fluid similar in composition to spider silk. The webbing was strong enough to pull a vault door weighing over 23,000 pounds off its hinges.
	+ Quick-Drying Web-Cement: A variant of web fluid similar to cement in composition. It dried quickly, and was highly durable, capable of holding numerous crumbling buildings together.
	+ Medical Web Fluid: Web fluid designed to seal wounds and prevent infections.
	+ Fire Extinguisher Web Fluid: A foam web fluid designed for putting out fires.
	+ Razor Fluid: A razor sharp web-fluid, designed to easily mutilate foes.
	+ Silver Web Fluid: A formula created by Guru through alchemy. It was made with silver, making it deadly to the undead.
	+ Dr. Pepper Web Fluid: A variant of web fluid made using the magical substance known as Dr. Pepper. This version of webbing was extremely harmful to the undead.
* Web Grenades: Repurposed Oscorp pumpkin grenades filled with web fluid.
* Spiderangs: Sharp spider-shaped shurikens.
* Spy Bottle: A glass bottle with a built-in computer. It could run diagnostics on liquids held inside the glass.
* Goobers: Flash drives containing viruses and malware, used to override security systems or destroy data stored on mainframes.

### Weapons

* Spider-SMG: A submachine gun that could fire non-lethal bullets, webbing, and real bullets. It was taken from a Ninder soldier of the Iron Cross Army.
* Silver Sword: A silver sword forged by the Iron Orc blacksmiths Sogugbu Gug and Slapdud Magdud.

### Miscellaneous

* OsPhone: An experimental smartphone stolen from Oscorp.
* Musical Instruments
	+ Gold Flute: A golden flute created by the Azter Elves and purchased from the Bard's College.
	+ Ivory Ocarina: A polished ivory ocarina purchased from the Bard's College.
	+ Lute: A lute commissioned by the Queen of Blacgate for Peter.

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## Notes

* This version of Spider-Man was primarily inspired by Japanese Spider-Man and 60's Spider-Man.
* He had dissociative identity disorder (DID), attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), and molluscophobia.
* He had accounts on TwitFlash and SplashFace. His TwitFlash handle was "NYCWallCrawler".
* His social security number was 12-34-56.
* He had an A Positive blood type.
* He was formerly romantically involved with Ruby Rose, Iceman, Mary Jane, and Gwen Stacy.
* The image used for Spider-Man's sword comes from a real sword sold by Dragons Cavern.