Mr. Krabs

Eugene Harold Krabs

**Mr. Krabs** (pronounced "*Mister.      Krabs"* in the original stream) is the founder of the Krusty Krab and a ketamine addict, he also snorts cocaine. Mr. Krabs was murdered by Loudward with a fork, who then tried to frame Spongebob.

He also owns an illegal crab farm, where he has crab slaves make Krabby Patties, and, according to Patrick, uses skinless bodies as fertilizer for his opium plantation.

## History

He fought in the Vietnam war for 6 months before being captured by the enemies, he was tortured daily, being hit with rubber hoses and forced to watch his fellow soldiers die, he later went to war in some unknown conflict alongside Plankloud and committed war crimes in Yugoslavia in the 1990s. They both have PTSD and nightmares from the war to this day. According to Loudward, he's going to die on July 14th, 2047.

## Trivia

* In Jazza's original stream, Mr. Krabs' name is pronounced properly by the AI if it's written as "MrKrabs", "Mr.Krabs" or "Mr Krabs". However, if written correctly as "Mr. Krabs", most characters pronounce his name as "Mr.            Krabs", with a long pause in between. Both of the reboots fix this, much to the chagrin of anyone who found this quirk to be funny.
* In Spanish Episodes - errrr, "Es-pannel" episodes, he is known as "Sr. Krabs," pronounced "Senior.            Krabs" even in the reboots.
* His mouth doesn't move when he talks, instead his claws are constantly opening and closing whether or not he's speaking. Both of the reboots corrected this somewhat; Ai Sponge Rebooted has his head inflate and deflate slightly while he talks, while AI SPONGE (AI CARTOON) gives him a full-body "talking" animation.
* He has an identity disorder, which is why he sometimes claims to be Barack Obama.
* During the Ketamine Arc he was put into rehab. His current status is unknown, however SpongeBob and Patrick allege he's still addicted.
* Mr Krabs has tried adding semen on a krabby patty before.
* I can't find Wailing Wally.
* Mr Krabs has apparently robbed a "Krabby Patty restaurant" with Sponge and Pat.
	+ Furthermore, he has stated he will not help them commit another crime (that crime being robbing a sperm bank).
* Mr Krabs has been mentioned to be pushing an NFT scam.

* Has been proven to be a cannibal and SpongeBob claimed to have seen him eating one of his own customers.

* Mr. Krabs supposedly has AIDS.
* Mr. Krabs is rumored to have died due to a ketamine overdose. This rumour was spread by Loudward, probably in attempt to cover up the fact that he murdered Mr. Krabs.
* Mr. Krabs told Spongebob and Patrick that he isn’t addicted to ketamine, but that was a lie.
* Mr .Krabs started a Bitcoin scam for an unknown reason.
* Mr. Krabs has been a virgin since 1883.
* Mr. Krabs owns a nuke.
* Mr. Krabs has made Loudward film a video of him defecating more than once.
* Mr. Krabs has had 357 counts of tax evasion and has been arrested multiple times.
* According to Patrick, he's a pimp.
* There was a rumor about him being bankrupted. This was later confirmed by Mr. Krabs himself and he was then forced to fire Spongebob and Loudward.
* Apparently, he’s a rapper. He made a rap song in a certain episode but it was just a list of things he likes.
* He is Mr. Krussy.
* He has gotten into trouble with the drug-trading cartel, for exchanging secrets, he also owes them money.
* He has prostate cancer.
* He bought out Paramount Pictures.
* He agrees with the bill to legalize nuclear bombs because, according to him, he can make money by selling some.
* SpongeBob claims Mr. Krabs may be Walter White, due to "always having a mean face and being grumpy" and having a secret laboratory in his basement.
* Sandy claimed to have found a needle in his office filled with "a strange mixture of steroids, meth, and ketamine."
* He likes fortnite porn.
* He is against the legalization of marijuana.
* He has cancer and only has a few days to live.
* He owns a sex tape.
* He has a little bit of pubic hair.
* SpongeBob claims he found him dead in his office.
* SpongeBob claims Mr. Krabs got in a horrible car crash and went into a coma for about a week.
* He was convicted of sexual assault and is on the Sex Offenders Registry.
* He claims he is going to retire on December 12th 2024.
* He claims that Paramount is his bosses, he also says f\*\*\* them.
* He went bankrupt, but blames it on Plankloud for introducing him to ketamine.
* He ran over Patrick with his 2006 Honda Accord after getting high on ketamine, but he survived.
* Loudward once lied and claimed Mr. Krabs died from erotic asphyxiation.
* He is addicted to heroin because he likes the way it makes him feel.
* Sandy claims he is considering nuking Australia, though he denies this.
* Sandy claims he and Plankloud are in a genital measuring contest.
* Sandy claims Mr. Krabs has AIDS, though SpongeBob claims she may have been joking.
* He's upset that he killed Pearl with poisonous pearls as a birthday present.
* He once cut off his genitals and served them to SpongeBob in a hotdog bun, his reason for this is unknown.
* He owes the Mexican drug cartel $420,000 dollars.
* SpongeBob allegedly claims Mr. Krabs also committed war crimes in 1987 but he denies this.
* He is running for president in 2024 and his campaign slogan is "Make America Great Again".
* SpongeBob and Patrick think he is a shadow wizard.
* Patrick made Mr. Krabs a Krabby Patty and it have him a seizure.
* He apparently has Parkinsons'.
* SpongeBob once showed him p\*\*n and he had a stroke.
* He accepted a deal from Epic Games and made everyone in Bikini Bottom into Fortnite skins.
* He c\*\*s in his wallet a lot.

## AI Cartoon Info

* When someone speaks about Gasoline near the location of Mr. Krabs, he begins to want to rip off his skin.
	+ Patrick once ripped off his skin for Mr. Krabs.
* Mr. Krabs has been known to mistreat his daughter Pearl, who suffers from the rare disease "low-poly-itis". He refused to pay for her medical bills, and gaslit everyone into thinking that she's SpongeBob's daughter and not his. When she died, he started hawking NFT's in her memory.

## AI Sponge Rehydrated Info

* Mr. Krabs had his balls armored with steel plates while serving in Vietnam. He claims it protected him from everything, even from landmines and coconuts.

## Gallery

Mr. Krabs about to go find Squidward's semen.Tax evasionMr. KrussyMr. Krabs' original model.