The Quote Note

The beginning of the quote note

The Quote Note is a document which originated in September 2022. Whenever anyone says something that people find to be humorous, it is placed in this document. Many quotes inside the Quote Note are taken out of context which makes people question them when they are first written. The Quote Note was originally a confidential document that was only able to be seen a certain people.

The quotes are as follows:

> "i dont tend to be friends with ugly people" - Lyla 2022
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> "Dig em up" - Elijah 2020
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> "She added me to her private story which means she actively thought about me" - Elijah 2022
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> "ive never drowned in my life bc im still here" - Alex 2022
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> "hate club is run on relationships and two of them are gone now"
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> "WhAt RelATioNsHiPs??" - Brodi 2022
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> "just drink oil" - Elijah 2022
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> "consent is for losers" - Dan 2020
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> "if only we had a gun and shot them" - Shola 2022
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> "i hate people with a certain skin colour" - Elijah 2022
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> "I'll fight the whole fucking country fuck the nhs"
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> "i love fucking hitler"
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> "i hope he gases all the people that got in before the stupid cunts"
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> "i hope my car transforms into a gas chamber"
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> "fuck me"
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> "speedy gas chamber" - Alex 2022
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> "i ain't riding an itchy pussy i dont want crabs" - Dan 2021
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> "Its ok Dan, i'll tickle your nuts for you" - Elijah 2022
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> "george give me some of that cake" - Alex 2022
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> "This is a reverse oreo" - Phil 2022 (it was not)
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> "i want you to lay down in a grave george" - Alex 2022
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> "you wanna kiss but like naked?" - Elijah 2022
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> "shut up dan youre not real" - Harley 2022
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> "send a picture of your toes and like try get your penis in it" - Dan 2022
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> "im not getting wet on a school bus" - Dan 2022
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> "I'm stiff rn" - Harley 2022
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> "Shut up Brodi your parents literally dont love you" - Alfie 2022
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> "i like that star its really big" - Ethan 2022
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> "Ethan thats the moon" - Harley 2022
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> "yeah me and Poppie are basically talking i said happy birthday to her" - Brodi 2021
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> "AUGGUAHAH i got an erection" - Alfie 2020
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> "get your tits out you slag" - Alfie 2020
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> "i was gonna take a screenshot of my cock" - Shola 2022
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> "be nice to the nice guy he has tamed the beast inside" - Marcus 2022
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> “SHOLA I can’t believe you’re not my dad” - Harley 2022
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> “Vodka on tap” - Dan 2022
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> "I hate jews" - Niamh 2022
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> "Autism is a super power" - Alex 2022
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> "Blow some serious chunks" - Paige 2022
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> "Alfies feet give me boners" - Harley 2022
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> "I didn't know what to get you, so i got you something i don't even know" - Ethan 2022
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> "Consent is mid" - Ethan 2022
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> "I hate black people" - Ethan 2022
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> "I love getting random boners" - Ethan 2022
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> "I'm scared of sitting in the circle cause I don't want a boner up my ass" - Harley 2022
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> "Asian ladyboys are better than girls" - Tom Smith 2022
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> "DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU" - Harley 2022
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> "Hurrah" - Harley 2022
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> "WEHEE" - Eugene 2022
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> "Genuine question"
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> "Do you watch porn" - Paige 2022
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> "I am not getting pegged by a Vaporeon" - Harley 2022
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> "Don't make me start moaning" - Paige 2022
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> "Stuffing yourself with rice you fat shit" - Shola 2022
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> "Noodles actually" - Harley 2022
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> "Same material" - Shola 2022
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> "Titties flying everywhere" - Dan 2022
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> "Shes a damsel in distress when im around" - Dan 2022
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> "Sex with woodlice" - Harley 2022
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> "Why is she clothed?" - Shola 2022
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> "Thats a decent amount of similar" - Harley 2022
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> "I'm very homophobic" - Bee 2022
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> "I put my toes in his bumhole now" - Darcy 2022
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> "I misread what you said" - Faye 2022
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> "I'm queefing in McDonalds" - Harley 2022
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> "Pinging at Niamshs" - Everyone 2022
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> "Eat more poo" - Faye 2022
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> "I want you to meet my wood" - Harley 2022
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> “Let me take my crocs off, serious business this” - Shola's Dad 2022
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> "I might stroke a my woodle to the game" - Elijah 2022
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> "Is the north pole real?" - Scarlett 2021
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> "Miss, can i swear?" - Niamh 2022
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> "Harley youre not funny shut up and kill yourself" - Alfie 2023
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> "I came as soon as you finished" - Alfie 2023
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> "How do you spell fly as in the animal?" - Faye 2023
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> "I didnt go on my face"
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> "Thats what the women say when i cum... Its because i have a condom on, the silly bitch" - Harley 2023
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> "Whats it called? An aqua terrarium?" - Harley 2023
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> "Lets touch the kids in reading" - Darcy 2023
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> "IM BOMOPHOC" - Faye 2023
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> "faypes" - Harley 2023
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> "happy easter" - Charlie 2023
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> "I'm not used to being racist"
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> "Sorry guys I'm new" - Dan 2023
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> "I forgot women have boobs" - Shola 2023
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> "the wobble on that" - Harley 2023
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> * Sign language\* - Darcy 2023
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> "Wearing blackface in school is cool " - Charlie 2023
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> "fuck your chink in the clinky clank"  - Charlie 2023
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> "you know theres a lot of risks that come with grooming kids" - Dan 2023
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