John Madden

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**John Madden** is the 8th contestant announced in Temporary Flight Attendant. Based off the real life coach and sportscaster. He is also known for the Madden NFL series of football video games named after and endorsed by him.

## Bio

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

## Sourcelist & Examples

- Songs related to sports

(Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)

- Text to Speech related sources

(I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Hun by Mr. Ozio, Sad Machine, Vocaloid songs, etc.)

- Songs related to space

(Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

## Tournament Placement

John Madden lost round 1 against Garry Modulate in Winners' Round 1 Match 6 by a difference of 54 votes. (37.4% to 62.6%) After being sent to losers, he beat Rick & Morty in Losers' Round 1 Match 3 by a vote difference of 56. (61.4% to 38.6%) He then moved on to Losers' Round 2 Match 3, where he beat DJ Creepa by a difference of 39 votes. (56.7% to 43.3%) He then barely beat Bec Noir in Losers' Round 3 Match 2 by a tie-breaking 1 vote difference. (50.2% to 49.8%) Madden then has moved on to Losers' Round 4 Match 2, where he faced Fancypants and lost by a close difference of 6 votes (49.1% to 50.9%) and was eliminated, getting him 5th palce in the tourney with 50.9%.

## Tracks

Madden currently has 51 tracks (including his victory theme and results)

Man Must Explore

Egg Rock Jam

Moonlord Alpha

Satisfaction Cadet

A Very Menacing Boi

Blaze Boyz

ContactQuest

FLY HIGH ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

Ballin' At Midnight

Game Over ~ The Galaxy's Death Bed

Gonna Be Hakeem Olajuwon

(R1 - M6) DUEL! Get Up and Get Mad!

(R1 - M6) Results

Starbit Shopping

Galaxies Are Cool

Girls In The vͦ̎͠Õ̢͇I̊̇ͯD͛̿̐

Orbiting Into The Unknown

(LR1 - M3) DUEL! Take 'Em Out at the Ball Game

(LR1 - M3) Results

DRAMATIC DESPAIR ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

Tasting Intergalactic Love

(LR2 - M3) DUEL! Survival of The Fittest

(LR2 - M3) Results

hand crushed by a meteor

MY CRY ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

Mr. Madden's Completely Normal DAY!!

Choppy Nostalgia

A Trip Down Rainbow Road

(LR3 - M2) DUEL! Phase 1 - Heir Bud ~ Runnin' With The Big Dogs

(LR3 - M2) DUEL! Phase 2 - Old Dogs, New Tricks

(LR3 - M2) Results

Heir To Your Liver

John Mad Drip

Look At The Moon

GET UP AGAIN AND GET MAD

To Be CONTINUED!!

(LR4 - M2) DUEL! Phase 1 - The Magic Beat: Completing The Mission

(LR4 - M2) DUEL! Phase 2 - Physical Connection - FLIP.THE.NOTE

(LR4 - M2) DUEL! Phase 3 - Unreal Pendulums ~ Flash & Space

(LR4 - M2) DUEL! Phase 4 - You're Mad, I'm Back

(LR4 - M2) Results

tfa doesn't have a oizo rep

We'll finish what we started.

Victory! John Madden

**Post-cancellation:**

Wake Me Up When The Galaxy Ends

Among Us-tronger

WATCH•IT•BURN

It's An Honour to Meet You, Neil Cicierega!

Unreal Pendulums 2

Among The Stars

**Unfinished:**

vs. A.S.S. **(deleted)**

## Quotes

Quotes used during matches in the tournament.

 Bec Noir | PHASE 1:
"Get off your high horse, son. Self praise is for losers, knock it off and be a winner. The contestant who moves forward is usually the one who gets the most votes, and I take it you're the kinda mutt that barks and barks but never bites or delivers on his empty promises. Prove that you can run with the big dogs, quit your yappin' and get off of the porch!"
PHASE 2:
 Fancypants | PHASE 1:
"Hope you didn't let the small break get to you too much, because I'll have you know I've been looking forword to this for a long time now."
PHASE 2:
"Same to you, son. Sometimes it's nice to go back to simpler states of mind, simpler times, and I am proud to see that my last opponent before the finals spot is someone who understands that well. At the same time though, we gotta make sure whoever wins this, is gonna take over the whole thing!"
PHASE 3:
"C'mon, is that all you got Sonny?! Don't go easy on me and show me what you really got!"
PHASE 4:
"I for one welcome seeing what our old friend has up their sleeves! I would like to see if those rapping skills are still just as good as they are on the track! Plus, nothing wrong with a little upset near the end."

Quotes used when Madden beat another contestant.

 Bec Noir | "Get a grip, son. You're only gonna be your own heir of grief if you lash out at others like you do."

## Gallery

John Madden's renderJohn Madden's unused/bonus Final Four renderJohn Madden's art for solo tracks on SoundCloud during winners' bracketJohn Madden's art for solo tracks on SoundCloud during losers' bracketJohn Madden's art for solo tracks on YouTube during winners' bracketJohn Madden's art for solo tracks on YouTube during losers' bracketArt for John Madden vs Garry Modulate in Round 1 Match 6Art for John Madden vs Rick & Morty in Losers' Round 1 Match 3Art for John Madden vs DJ Creepa in Losers' Round 2 Match 3Art for John Madden vs Bec Noir in Losers' Round 3 Match 2 ~ Phase 1Art for John Madden vs Bec Noir in Losers' Round 3 Match 2 ~ Phase 2Art for John Madden vs Fancypants in Losers' Round 4 Match 2 ~ Phase 1Art for John Madden vs Fancypants in Losers' Round 4 Match 2 ~ Phase 2Art for John Madden vs Fancypants in Losers' Round 4 Match 2 ~ Phase 3Art for John Madden vs Fancypants in Losers' Round 4 Match 2 ~ Phase 4Art for John Madden vs Fancypants in Losers' Round 4 Match 2 ~ ResultsArt for John Madden's dual with TiKToK, Blaze BoyzArt for John Madden's dual with TiKToK, Game Over ~ The Galaxy's Death BedArt for John Madden's dual with ZALGAR, Heir To Your LiverArt for John Madden's dual with ZALGAR, Look At The MoonArt for John Madden's solo track, To Be CONTINUED!!
## Trivia

* He, alongside Kesha, Markiplier and Pufferfish, are the only contestants to be from real life.
* John, Koishi Komeiji and Pufferfish are the only characters sent to losers' bracket to rank higher than the character who initially beat them, in John's case being Garry Modulate.
* Due to his passing in December 2021, his unused send-off track Among the Stars was dedicated to him.
* His gimmick and sources are a reference to a video of the game Moonbase Alpha, where players made the in-game text to speech say "John Madden" and "Football".
* John Madden in real life didn't fly planes due to his claustrophobia, making his inclusion in a plane-based tournament somewhat ironic.
* His round 1 matchup being Garry Modulate may be a refrence to MasterGir being both in "Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite" (video that ties John Madden to Moonbase Alpha) and in "Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware" as Bubby (Garry's look-alike).