HOW NOT TO UNBOX NINTENDO SWITCH OLED

**HOW NOT TO UNBOX NINTENDO SWITCH OLED** is the 5th installment video in the HOW NOT TO UNBOX series.

## Description

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## Synopsis

King improperly unboxes the Nintendo Switch OLED.

## Summary

King briefly disclaims loud noises at the beginning of the video. It begins with King putting on his gloves and telling his viewers that he wants to make a video in a ASMR style, then he was rubbing his gloves to the microphone. King brought the Nintendo Switch OLED box out, but he slid it too fast, and it fell off the table.

King told the viewers how the box was vertical instead of horizontal, but when he touches the box, there were “brown” stuff on it. He told the viewers that he found those gloves at a dumpster and didn’t know the substance in them. King knows how to open a horizontal Nintendo Switch box, but he doesn’t know how to open the vertical shaped box, so he used a lighter until a fire alarm went off, then was yelling out “SON OF A B\*TCH”. He used a small sharp knife, and imagined like he was slicing butter, until he realized the butter was frozen, so he used something else. He used a mini electric saw and tried to tear the box apart. He imagines that an enemy is begging at their knees, and he begins to evilly laugh until the box gets even more damaged. King didn’t know what came over to him, and he felt like he had to go to therapy, but he kept damaging the box.

Once his situation was over, he removes the Nintendo Switch OLED system like a newborn baby and removes the Joy-Cons like baby bird’s eggs from the nest. King was slicing the back of the Nintendo Switch OLED system into an “X” to open it. He was lighting up the Joy-Cons and imagining like it was breakfast time, cooking eggs, sizzling and cracking, until the fire alarm went off again, then King gets upset with the alarm, because he wants to make people happy with his ASMR video, but it does the opposite and he slams the table.

King moved the Nintendo Switch OLED and the Joy-Cons out of the way and showed the HDMI cable. He was imagining where he was in his garden, noticing the flowers are ready to harvest, and he snips out the wires with his scissors. He also did the same thing with the AC Adapter and the Joy-Cons straps. Next, he showed the Nintendo Switch OLED dock, but he was popping the bubble wrappers that were sealed on the dock and told that bubble wrappers are worthless for making protective. However, he still enjoys the bubble wrapper to himself. He placed the dock on the table and smashes it with a hammer. King was gladly assuming his viewers’ ears were bleeding with happiness after smashing the dock with his hammer. He also considered doing the same thing with the Nintendo Switch Joy-Con grip, but it was completely damaged. He removed the Nintendo Switch OLED dock from the packaging, but it was broken. King said that Nintendo needs to add more protective materials, so it doesn’t happen again during shipping. He attaches the Joy-Cons into the Nintendo Switch OLED system, and plugs in the AC Adapter, but he roughly broke it by wiggling it around. He was complaining a little bit about the Nintendo Switch’s logo sound effect because he’s a purist, despite those sounds aren’t natural. After setting up his Nintendo Switch OLED and complaining about the sounds from the Nintendo Switch’s system, he decides to use sandpaper, and rubs it on the back of the Nintendo Switch OLED, but it ended up having scuffs and scratches on the back of the system.

Once he finished setting up his Nintendo Switch in his way, he was telling his viewers about the new screen’s support, in which it stretches from corner, to corner, to corner, to corner, and he surprises his viewers. He realized how he didn’t make a noise like on a chalkboard, so he did it for his viewers. He unboxes Race with Ryan: Road Trip Deluxe Edition and inserts the cartridge into the Nintendo Switch OLED. King was complaining about Ryan’s voice while playing the game, and since the Nintendo Switch OLED has a new sound feature for the system, he scratches the speakers with his knife, to cut Ryan’s voice off. He starts playing a race on his new game, but he was whining too much while he was playing his game, but after he lost a race on his new game, he begins screaming, throws a tantrum (logical) and smashes the Nintendo Switch OLED with a sledgehammer. He did it again, and the table broke in-half. The Nintendo Switch OLED ended up with damage all over the system. He was whining, rubbing his blood and poop onto the Nintendo Switch OLED while acting childish. He realized his unboxing video went wrong and wants to provide his viewers with relaxing and calming experiences.

He goes outside to unbox *Metroid Dread: Special Edition*. He was tearing the box improperly, showing the cards that were included, and shreds them into a shredder. He shows the book that came with it, puts it on fire and ignites it more with isopropyl alcohol. While he continues shredding the cards, he shows the steel book, but he wonders if it was steel, so he looks it up on his phone. He opens the steel book with a pickaxe, but when he opens it, the cartridge was broken into pieces, and he sighs. While continually shredding the cards until he shreds them all, he throws everything in the trash.

King went back to his Nintendo Switch OLED system, and he apologized to the viewers who wanted to see an ASMR video, but then he decides to give a flirting outro and does his lines. He accidentally tipped over the microphone, and it ended up being loud, and he ended his unboxing video.

Before concluding the video, King gets comments from his subscribers in almost all his videos as What If…? He forgot to hit record? The scene where King was raging and smashing the Nintendo Switch OLED with a sledgehammer was shown in two different angles, then he checked on his camera, but he noticed his camera wasn’t recording. So, he was freaking out by throwing it on the floor, putting it underwater in his sink, running over with his car, and throwing it away in the trash. King was convincing his viewers if they were happy and prompting them to stop commenting about it.

## Trivia

* The camera King destroyed in the end was a Canon Powershot SX20
* This is the first time the Nintendo Switch OLED model appeared on his channel.
* This is the Ninth Nintendo Switch that has been broken.
* This is the first time he made an ASMR video, even though there's commentary when he was unboxing the Nintendo Switch OLED.
* This is the second time the Race with Ryan game appeared on his main channel; however, this was a different edition of Race with Ryan with a slightly different artwork instead of the original version.
* The video was uploaded a day after the Nintendo Switch OLED released in U.S.
* The scene where King was lighting the Nintendo Switch OLED Joy-Cons on the line where he said “*your stomach rumbles…*” is a portrayed to Winnie the Pooh.
* The line “*peel back more layers of this onion…*” is related reference to the Dreamwork's movie *Shrek*.
* King’s face was rarely shown on this video, until he was unboxing the Metroid Dread: Special Edition, and at the very end of the video.
* In the first 30 minutes this video was uploaded, the outro music at the end of the video was playing Brinster Depths from Super Smash Bros. Melee, but it was removed and now it is currently silent.
* This video is a parody of *TheRelaxingEnd*.

## Goofs

* King told his viewers he knows how to open a horizontal Nintendo Switch box, but in his other videos that involve Nintendo Switch Unboxing(s), he was unboxing them improperly.
* King said that Nintendo needs better protective materials for their packaging, but he was the one who smashes it with a hammer in the first place.
* When King was whining over his disaster unboxing at the end, his gloves had blood on them.
* The thumbnail and the video was initially supposed to be a *ASMR* video, but he was talking in the video, which he broke the rules.