Baltimore Destruction Incident

The **Baltimore Destruction Incident**, was a major event that occurred in the lore of chunk records, in which an explosive device created a massive interdimensional portal, destroying the city of Baltimore, NSW and subsequently causing the reduction of the Purple Penis System from a partially functioning megasystem into a decrepit subsystem, reducing the number of Purple Penis dimensions from upwards of 3 trillion down to just 120 million dimensions.

## Background

After repelling the Villager Scum from Japitt's Humble Abode, Chunk Records returned to 'normal', with members Joel B Unger and Brenden Woodcuck continuing their 'beef'. Two months after, Japitty Cumquat was offered $150 and a half eaten bag of Cheetos by a talent agent, Joseph el Reterdo to move the members of Chunk Records, to the city of Baltimore, located 5 hours away from Sydney. Japitty Cumquat accepted this offer and announced over twitter that the headquarters of Chunk Records had been moved. The members relocated to apartments in downtown Baltimore and opened up a corporate office. This occurred just before the Villager Scum bioterror attack on Baltimore Airport, in which a foreign contaminant, native to a number of dimensions within the CBT System (now known as 'crab aids') was released into the terminal and subsequently released into the city, when a hijacked airliner full of infected passengers was flown into the terminal, which is believed to have been carrying a Village Scum Operative suspected of releasing the biohazard. The attack went mainly unnoticed by the population of Baltimore as it was framed as an accidental fire caused by leaked av-gas. After the attack was covered up the city was put under lockdown, with the guise that there had been a new outbreak of Covid-19. Whilst the city was locked down, the Department of Health began to research the new disease. The Villager Scum Operative likely slipped through the Earth System's Drug Gate at the Interdimensional Portal into the system, which prevents unwanted beings, cargo and pathogens from entering a System.

Whilst this was going on Brenden Woodcuck and Joel B Unger were furiously 'beefing' with both rappers making and performing diss tracks against each other. This resulted in Brenden Woodcuck forming the sub-group 'The OGs' who were opposed to the newer members of Chunk Records. After this, Brenden Wooduck challenged Joel B Unger to a fight outside of a McDonald's, with the winner receiving a McWrap. The fight was just a ploy to kill Unger during the fight using a hidden Hi-Point. Joel B Unger agreed and the two subsequently fought with Brenden Wooduck winning after he shot Joel B Unger in the leg. Angered by this Joel B Unger subsequently shot up Brenden Woodcuck's 1996 Toyota Camry, destroying it. This infuriated Brenden who vowed to kill Unger. Joel B Unger has made a full recovery after being shot, and has been praised by his 3 fans for being a "resilient warrior who is deserving of a cheeseburger".

## Attack

After Brenden had vowed to kill Jole B Unger he set about doing it via explosives. Brenden's apartment complex was close to the A-Tec Solutions weapons testing facility. At this facility A-Tec Solutions were testing a supercharged explosive device, dubbed the T-WB-91. The testers discovered that in theory the explosive was so powerful that is was possible to open a wormhole when it was detonated. At night and unsuspecting, Brendan Woodcuck, Lil Gutter Boi and Toekneece Arbetson broke into the facility and stole a prototype T-WB-91, thinking it was a normal bomb. The following day Brenden Woodcuck placed the T-WB-91 under Joel B Unger's car with a set timer of 1 hour. The timer was so poorly constructed that the device went off twenty minutes before-hand. The explosion created was so powerful it created a interdimensional warp. The city was wiped off the map with people and debris falling into the huge wormhole. It was discovered that the wormhole led straight to the Purple Penis System, hiding place of the Villager Scum, destroying a significant portion of the Purple Penis System.

## Aftermath

The event made worldwide headlines with the Australian government blockading the area around the wormhole. An international panel of experts were assembled to study the wormhole. Japitt's Humble Defence Force was assembled to secure the wormhole and prevent Villager Scum from travelling through.