Blake Audition

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[18:25] <DerpyandDawn> Hello.

[18:25] <BlakeMegido> Hi!

[18:25] <DerpyandDawn> This is the audition process for The Extreme Expedition.

[18:26] <DerpyandDawn> Please tell me your name and who you are auditioning for.

[18:26] <BlakeMegido> I'm Blake Megido, and I'll be auditioning for Josee and Jacques, Tom and Jen, and Crimson and Ennui.

[18:26] <DerpyandDawn> Which one would you like to audition for first?

[18:27] <BlakeMegido> Crimson and Ennui, I suppose

[18:27] <DerpyandDawn> Okay.

[18:27] <DerpyandDawn> I will ask a couple of questions, none that should invade your privacy.

[18:27] <DerpyandDawn> 1. Do you have any problems with people of a different race, gender, religion, or sexuality?

[18:27] <BlakeMegido> I do not.

[18:27] <DerpyandDawn> 2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your grammar?

[18:28] <BlakeMegido> A 9.5.

[18:28] <DerpyandDawn> 3. Would your characters be open to any relationships? Yes or no should suffice.

[18:28] <BlakeMegido> No.

[18:28] <DerpyandDawn> 4. How well will your attendance be if you do get the spot?

[18:28] <BlakeMegido> 10. I commit to everything I sign-up for.
[18:28] <DerpyandDawn> Okay.

[18:29] <DerpyandDawn> Next is the roleplaying segment.

[18:29] <DerpyandDawn> Please make a opening confessional for Crimson and Ennui.

[18:29] <BlakeMegido> Okay. Would you like me to format it in a certain way?

[18:30] <DerpyandDawn> Script format please.

[18:30] == BlakeMegido has changed nick to Crimson|Ennui

[18:31] <Crimson|Ennui> E: Crimson and I met a couple of years ago at a The 1975 concert.

[18:31] <Crimson|Ennui> C: Yeah. That was one of the greatest nights of my life.

[18:31] <Crimson|Ennui> E: Crimson, don't let your happiness show too much.

[18:32] <Crimson|Ennui> C: Right.

[18:32] <DerpyandDawn> Okay, is that it?

[18:32] <Crimson|Ennui> E: We're here to win the million. It'd help us travel the world and possibly settle in Finland. It's one of our few dreams...

[18:33] <Crimson|Ennui> Yeah. That should be it.

[18:33] <DerpyandDawn> Okay.

[18:33] <DerpyandDawn> Next is the team on team interaction.

[18:33] == DerpyandDawn has changed nick to Carrie

[18:33] == Carrie has changed nick to Carrie|Devin

[18:34] <Carrie|Devin> (This will take place in Episode 17)

[18:34] <Carrie|Devin> Devin: \*slamming ice blocks\* This challenge is so stupid...

[18:34] <Crimson|Ennui> E: Wow. Devin sure is...full of hatred.

[18:34] <Carrie|Devin> Carrie: Uh, be careful. You don't want to uh, break it... \*sees Devin glare\* Or not...

[18:34] <Crimson|Ennui> C: I love it.

[18:35] <Carrie|Devin> Carrie: (CONF: The Goths are strong competitors. Right Devin?)

[18:35] <Crimson|Ennui> E: I'd approach him, but human interaction isn't my forte.

[18:35] <Carrie|Devin> Devin: (CONF: Yeah whatever.)

[18:35] <Carrie|Devin> Carrie: (CONF: Maybe we could make a alliance!)

[18:36] <Carrie|Devin> Devin: (CONF: Yeah whatever.)

[18:36] <Carrie|Devin> Carrie: Oh hey, Goths!

[18:36] <Crimson|Ennui> C: Hey, Carrie...

[18:36] <Carrie|Devin> Carrie: Do you need some help, cause we are almost done, and we got some time before the other teams arrive.

[18:37] <Crimson|Ennui> E: (CONF: I know we should've taken the help, but we've interacted with too many people today)

[18:37] <Crimson|Ennui> C: No.

[18:37] <Carrie|Devin> Carrie: Oh, well...

[18:37] <Crimson|Ennui> C: Thanks for the offer.

[18:37] <Carrie|Devin> Devin: Do you want to make a alliance. >:/

[18:37] <Crimson|Ennui> E: No, but your attitude is pretty cool. We'll consider it. \*walks away with Crimson\*

[18:38] <Carrie|Devin> Devin: Pfft whatever...

[18:38] <Carrie|Devin> --END--

[18:38] <Carrie|Devin> Thank you for auditioning!

[18:38] <Carrie|Devin> Now please leave.

[18:39] <Crimson|Ennui> Okay.

[18:48] <DerpyandDawn> Hello.

[18:48] <DerpyandDawn> Welcome to your second audition.

[18:48] <DerpyandDawn> Who would you like to audition as second?

[18:48] <BlakeMegido> Tom and Jen, please.

[18:49] <DerpyandDawn> Okay.

[18:52] <DerpyandDawn> Please make a opening confessional

[18:53] == BlakeMegido has changed nick to Tom|Jen

[18:53] <Tom|Jen> T: Jen! Isn't this exciting?

[18:54] <Tom|Jen> J: Totes! Tom and I run a super popular, trending fashion blog.

[18:54] <Tom|Jen> T: We decided to sign-up for this because we've heard that nature is one of the largest sources of fashion!

[18:55] <Tom|Jen> J: And our parents said we needed to get out more, but like, we shop every day!

[18:56] <Tom|Jen> T: We're so gonna win, 'cause we have the best fashion sense here, so we're obviously the most talented.

[18:56] <Tom|Jen> That'll be it.

[18:57] <DerpyandDawn> Okay.

[18:57] <DerpyandDawn> Milks would you like to do the team on team interaction?

[19:00] <Milks> im busy

[19:00] <Milks> so not rn

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[19:02] <DerpyandDawn> okay

[19:02] <DerpyandDawn> so did the audition end

[19:03] <Milks> it didnt start

[19:03] <Tom|Jen> no milk is busy

[19:03] <Milks> ^yes

[19:04] <Milks> im not anymore

[19:04] == Milks has changed nick to LARPers

[19:04] <LARPers> (this takes place in episode 2)

[19:05] <Tom|Jen> T: \*pants\* Ugh. Jen, why'd we have to choose the most trendy clothes to sweat in?

[19:06] <Tom|Jen> J: I...\*breathes\* I don't know, but... \*breathes\* I'm about to faint.

[19:06] <LARPers> L: \*passes by on camel\* Why hello there, thy protectors of the Sapphire Fleece ! What say you on assisting us on our quest for the destruction of the wraiths of the king of Asgorath?

[19:07] <LARPers> T: With your help, we shall vanquish those wretched heathens! All we require is your animal.

[19:08] <Tom|Jen> J: I...I'm not going to destroy anything except these boots.

[19:08] <Tom|Jen> T: Y-yeah...just take whatever you need.

[19:09] <LARPers> L: What? These boots have MAGICAL. PROPTETIES. Observe! Tremble before me! \*accidentally kicks shoe at Tammy and she falls unconscious\*

[19:10] <Tom|Jen> J: Take them! God, I'll just buy a new pair.

[19:10] <LARPers> L: Oh... uh, I do not require your beast anymore, could you mayhaps procure the saliva of the camel for me instead?

[19:11] <Tom|Jen> J: Ew! I'm not doing that. Come on, Tom. Let's get away from these weirdos.

[19:11] <Tom|Jen> T: \*runs with Jen\* That green robe is pretty chic, though.

[19:12] <LARPers> L: Why, thank you!

[19:12] <LARPers> --END--

[19:12] <LARPers> Thank you for auditioning!

[19:12] <LARPers> Now please leave.

[19:12] <Tom|Jen> Oki.

[19:23] <DerpyandDawn> Time for you to

[19:23] <DerpyandDawn> audition

[19:23] <DerpyandDawn> for

[19:23] <DerpyandDawn> Josee/Jacques

[19:23] <BlakeMegido> wow what i didn't know :0

[19:24] <DerpyandDawn> me either i just had 2 look on the blog

[19:24] <Milks> Welcome to your second audition.

[19:25] <Milks> \*third

[19:25] <Milks> lmao

[19:25] <Milks> Who would you like to audition as third?

[19:25] <BlakeMegido> Jacques and Josee.

[19:26] <Milks> Okay. Please make an opening confessional.

[19:28] <Milks> BlakeMegido

[19:29] <BlakeMegido> ok here

[19:30] <BlakeMegido> Josee: I'm sure you all know us. We're the famous Olympian ice dancers!

[19:30] <BlakeMegido> Jacques: No, Josee. People only know who the first place-

[19:30] <BlakeMegido> Josee: Quiet, Jacques!

[19:31] <BlakeMegido> Josee: ...Anyways, my partner Jacques and I are here to prove that we are the best! And that we're winners!

[19:31] <BlakeMegido> Jacques: Yes, yes! We are winners.

[19:31] <BlakeMegido> Josee: And we will do whatever it takes to get to the top.

[19:32] <Milks> Is that all?

[19:33] <BlakeMegido> Yep!

[19:33] <Milks> Okay.

[19:34] <Milks> I will be Katie and Sadie for the team on team interaction.

[19:34] == Nickname is already in use: Katie

[19:34] == Milks has changed nick to Katie|Sadie

[19:35] <Katie|Sadie> \*this takes place on the flight between Morocco and Toronto

[19:35] <Katie|Sadie> Katie: \*gets up on seat\* Oh my gosh! Hi! I love the pink in your outfits!

[19:35] <BlakeMegido> Josee: Thank you. \*gives a fake smile\* I...I like your outfit as well.

[19:36] <BlakeMegido> Jacques: And your friend's outfit! You two really...match.

[19:36] <Katie|Sadie> Katie: Awh, thanks! We knit it ourselves! I knit Sadie's and she knit mine, they're even the same sizes!

[19:36] <Katie|Sadie> Sadie: Yeah, we get SO many looks from hot guys!

[19:37] <BlakeMegido> Josee: I'm sure. \*rolls eyes\*

[19:37] <BlakeMegido> Josee: (CONF) UGH! I hate them already! Jacques, can we-

[19:37] <BlakeMegido> Jacques: (CONF) No, Josee. Not yet.

[19:37] <Katie|Sadie> Katie: Um, I'm not sure that's really WE Sadie.

[19:37] <Katie|Sadie> Sadie: Excuse me?!

[19:37] <BlakeMegido> Josee: \*puts ear muffs on and crosses arms, scowling\*

[19:38] <Katie|Sadie> Katie: I'm pretty sure both of them can tell that I'm the pretty one. I after all had Tommy Fitzgerald after TDI.

[19:38] <Katie|Sadie> Sadie: You STOLE him from me! You! \*points to Jacques\* Am I prettier than Katie?

[19:38] <BlakeMegido> Jacques: Um...er...

[19:38] <BlakeMegido> Josee: \*takes off ear muffs\* Answer them, Jacques!

[19:38] <BlakeMegido> Jacques: Yes! Yes you are.

[19:39] <BlakeMegido> Jacques: (CONF) Why did you have to make me do that, Josee?

[19:39] <BlakeMegido> Josee: (CONF) I'll tell you when the time comes.

[19:39] <BlakeMegido> Josee: (CONF) \*cackles\*

[19:39] <Katie|Sadie> Sadie: HAH! Told you so! \*Katie slaps her and the two continue to bicker\*

[19:39] <Katie|Sadie> --END--

[19:40] <Katie|Sadie> Thank you for your audition!

[19:40] <BlakeMegido> Thank you for the opportunity!

[19:40] <Katie|Sadie> That will be all. Please leave now.