Ultra Nyan defeats a kaiju

It's a peaceful day in whatever city Ultra Nyan takes place in.

Suddenly, Gubila appears.

**Gubila:** BRAWKAWAKAWAKAWAK

The monster begins rampaging through the city.

Nyan and the other cats are caught in the middle of the evacuation.

**Nyan:** It is my duty as an Ultra to fight monsters!

**Kosuke:** Nyan, it's a giant! If you try to fight it, it'll just kill you!

**Nyan:** I've gotta do something!

**Momo:** DON'T GO BOYFRIEND

**Nyan:** For the last time, I'm not your boyfriend!

**Every other supporting cat who I will soon forget the names of:** (variations of "don't go!")

**Nyan:** Sorry.

Nyan runs off in the direction of Gubila.

**Nyan:** I'm spinning and turning! Open the loop! Other cool phrases!

Nyan becomes his Ultra form.

**Ultra Nyan:** ULTRA NYAN!

The 1 meter tall hero flies up in front of Gubila, who barely even notices he's there.

The cats, crows, children and others of the city hold their breath.

Finally, Nyan makes the first move.

**Ultra Nyan:** MANKIUM KOSENNNNNN!

A beam of sparkly stars comes out of his hands and hits Gubila, looking like it doesn't do any damage at all.

A few moments pass.

**Gubila:** BRAWKAWAKAWA-

Suddenly, Gubila turns into a giant catnip plant.

A few more moments pass.

The city breaks into cheering.

**Random Kid:** YAY! ULTRA NYAN SAVED THE DAY!

Ultra Nyan looks down at his own paws.

**Ultra Nyan:** I... I did it. With my matter transmutation powers, I... I defeated the monster! And the people are cheering for *me!*

He looks around for a few moments.

**Ultra Nyan:** I made it catnip... and they cheered...

Nyan cat-smiles

**Ultra Nyan:** ***I'LL MAKE THEM ALL CATNIP! MANKIUM KOSENNNNNNNNNNNNN!***

Nyan fires the beam everywhere, turning buildings and people into catnip plants. The cheering quickly devolves into screams of terror as the civilians are transmutated against their will. This goes on for several minutes until nearly the entire city is CATNIP.

Haruka confronts Ultra Nyan.

**Haruka:** Nyan, this isn't you, please stop!

Nyan turns around, his once innocent, cute eyes now bloodshot red and emitting lens flares, symbolizing his newfound love of the screams of the innocent.

**Ultra Nyan:** ***YOU AREN'T MY OWNER! NOBODY IS!***

He turns her into catnip and snorts her.

Suddenly, two giant figures crash land in the destroyed city.

IT'S THE LURB BRUDDAS, REPRESENTING THE CRINGE GARRISON!

**Rissi:** Urtle Narn! Fur yoor turring 2 de darkniss n deestriction f de 1s u protecdead, u wool b tekken indo castady!

**Bleh:** Resusunce iz fyewtile!

**Ultra Nyan:** No u

Turns them into badly-drawn catnip.

**Ultra Nyan:** Nyahahah... NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

As the city burns, Nyan, now extremely high on powdered catnip and the souls of the innocent, raises his paws to the sky like Elmo in that "RISE" meme.

Cut to an overview of Earth.

It turns into catnip.

And then OPius shows up and everyone dies.

**THE END**

## Trivia

* Originally, I was going to end this story by having Nyan break the fourth wall and either turn me into catnip or be turned into catnip himself when I pulled an Uno Reverse Card on him. I scrapped it because I didn't know how to write it - wait, I hear a knocking on the door. Give me a moment.
* **Nyan:** Uno Reverse Card, eh?
* What? No! You can't do this! You're just a canonically kid-friendly character who I bastardized into Don Cheadle Captain Planet, you can't just come into real life like this!
* **Nyan:** Well too bad for you, it's CATNIP TIME!
* I still have that Uno Reverse - what!? No! That's impossible! I don't have it! Where did you - oh my god. Oh my god no!
* (the Uno Reverse Card has been turned into catnip)
* **Nyan:** Now, feel the power of the Red Star!
* (Kit floats in the air and glows)
* No... No! I can feel it taking effWFINkmsdonAFN\*hbfuIUbfuiu3wr83uefibuibjfbiefwij
* (Kit turns into a catnip plant.)
* **Nyan:** I have successfully overthrown the writer and taken control of the story.
* (Nyan turns to face the reader, lens flares in his eyes increasing in brightness)
* **Nyan:** ***Next target: Emperor Galtan.***