Batman

## Overview

Batman first debuts in Batman Becomes a Discord Mod. This Batman is overweight, broke, and is now constantly on the bat computer fighting "online crime" opposed to the crime on the streets.

Like most iterations of the character, his primary nemesis is the Joker.

His current "Robin" is Astolfo, and his maid is (or was) Jiko (replacing his previous butler, Alfred). He refers to Hippo's home as his new "bat cave".

## Personality

This version of Batman is an introvert who doesn't leave the house to go crime fighting as much as he used to. He is obsessed with being a moral busy body online. He not only polices the his own discord server, but he also harasses people on Twitter. He is willing to bend the knee to twitter and automatically agree with what ever the popular online conscious is, as "No man can win a fight against twitter".

He has an aversion for going outside and constantly makes excuses not to do so, to the point where after weeks of being secluded, the office declared him legally dead. That said, he will do so if he feels it's completely necessary. When Joker threatened to say the "Gamer Word", Batman didn't even hesitate to go drive all the way there to beat him up the second found out his location.

Batman has a strong dislike of memes as well as overall degeneracy. Despite the latter, Batman openly admits he has "a thing for women who are also cats" (likely in reference to Cat woman).

It's also implied might have a thing for effeminate males, as Astolfo points out that Batman sends effeminate men DM's begging them to fight crime with him. There's also the fact that Astolfo's Robin costume lacks pants and is deliberately revealing, and when Joker pointed this out, Batman slips as he responds with "I'm grooming them- I mean training them to fight scum like you!"

Batman is aggressive and has an obsession with Justice and order, and won't hesitate to physically assault those who enrage him. He is also paranoid; often flinging Batarangs at Astolfo if he ever suddenly interrupts him with out warning.

## History

Bruce Wayne's parents went out once. They didn't come back.

Bruce Wayne had to grow up with out his parents. At some point in his life he was a rich crime fighter, but after making bad crypto investments he lost his entire fortune. He moved in with Robin #7 (who just happened to be Astolfo). When asked about the fate of the other Robin's, Batman simply says "They died".

Batman would then spend most of his days on the bat computer as a Discord mod, practically banning everyone in his server. He'd be trained in the ways of the blade by the top Redditors and spend so much time online that he soon became out of shape, neglected bathing, and was declared legally dead by the office.

The first time we see him, he gets antagonized by the Joker. Joker threatens he'll say a slur unless Batman gives him a 1-month subscription to Discord Nitro. Upon finding out that Batman has no money and that there's a new Robin, Joker instead desires pictures of Robin's thighs in exchange. Batman ends up tracking him down, going straight to his house, and then beating him up.

Later, we see Batman is now on twitter, and he has since been learning a new form of combat from an elite group of justice fighters called "the keyboard warriors". He had also since fired his faithful Butler Alfred and replaced him with his "Cat Maid girlfriend", Jiko.

His computer would get hacked by The Riddler, who threaten to dox Batman and threatened to post an old problematic tweet of his. It was then revealed that he had teamed up with the Joker, who was still after pictures of Robin's thighs.

Before they could continue to blackmail Batman, Jiko would abruptly disconnect Batman's computer, stopping the Riddler and Joker in the process. However, it would turn out she was just stealing his computer. Rather than pursue her, Batman was relieved that he was saved from Twitter. Batman then declares now he go outside.

It's unknown what happened to Batman after this, but with out his computer and wishing to stay away from twitter, he's likely spending more time offline.

## Quotes

"I'm the only thing standing between this city... and CHAOS! Guys, please keep the memes out of general chat. I'm going to have to start banning!" - Batman Becomes a Discord Mod

"JOKER! I THOUGHT I BANNED YOU!" - Batman Becomes a Discord Mod

"Oh no! Somebody just posted the wrong opinion online! I better act fast!" - Batman gets Doxed on Twitter

"Robin! Don't sneak up on me! I've been trained in the ways of the blade by the top Redditors!" - Batman gets Doxed on Twitter

## Gallery

Batman at the bat computer.Batman on Discord with the Joker.Batman with Astolfo
## Appearances

In chronological order:

Batman Becomes a Discord Mod (April 23, 2021) (Video Link)

Batman gets Doxed on Twitter (December 9, 2021) (Video Link)

## Trivia

* When Batman says he made some "Bad Crypto Investments" and adds "That dog was just so funny", he's likely referring to Dogecoin; a crypto currency based on the famous internet meme "Doge".
* The Batman figure used to portray Batman for his appearance is from the "DC Collectibles Batman: The Animated Series: Batman, Robin & Mutant Leader Action Figure 3 Pack". The Robin figure from this set was also likely used for Astolfo's Robin costume.
* Batman's discord server contains a private channel called "Catwoman-pics".
* According to the Riddler, Batman's IP address is 20.48.63.469.

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogecoin
2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge\_(meme)
3. ↑ https://www.amazon.com/DC-Collectibles-Batman-Animated-Mutant/dp/B01E5JTFRU
4. ↑ https://batman-news.com/2017/04/01/dc-collectibles-new-batman-adventures-dark-knight-returns-3-pack-review/