Rape Republic

Rape Republic is a country situated at the southern tip of mainland Masterbatia. It is a very popular vacation destination for Awesome Planet citizens, as there are no laws against rape.

## Overview

Rape Republic has been under authoritarian rule by president bEN, Chancellor Salim Shady, and handsome lad Kekbert Memestein since 2000, after a gruesome civil war.

In Rape Republic, women have absolutely no civil rights, and are classified as livestock. Any woman that can count to 5 is given an emergency lobotomy. When women are no longer needed for sex, they are sent to a plant in the capital to be chopped up for food. This is the country’s main export.

Since most modern Rapians are too fat and lazy to qualify for the army, there is no longer any military presence, making them a useless power in the Federation of Awesome. In the event of a war, they contribute absolutely nothing to the group.

Rape Republic has strong relationships with other countries. Truckmonth, president of the Republic of Autistic Cancer said about the leaders: “They’re great people, the kind of people I would trust around my daughter.”

## History

Formerly known simply as "Rape", it was not named after the sexual act. In fact, this happened in reverse. The action of raping someone was named after the country.

For decades, Rape Republic was divided into East Rape and West Rape. The east were hardworking and successful, while the west were lazy, horny, and lacked confidence to do anything. Despite their differences, the country was peaceful. The westerners happily sat at their computers watching porn all day, while the easterners worked hard and grew their economy.

### Political Revolution (1997-1998)

A man from West Rape named Kekbert Memestein adored a high profile eastern woman named Ronnie McFloyd. He would journey across the border to see Ronnie at least once a week. He treasured her and worshipped the ground she walked on. Despite his charm and wit, she never felt the same towards him. He fell deeper in love with her, while she started avoiding him. Furious that he didn't get his way, Kekbert broke into Ronnie’s house one night, and forced her to have sex with him. This was the first known case of sexual violence in the peaceful country. There was massive public outcry over this horrible event, and the two regions had wildly different views on the situation. Many of the westerners defended his actions, saying things like "Y'all hatin on my man for getting some pussy?" Tension between the two sides was never greater. The west started to grow infuriated and jealous of the east.

In Fall 1997, A 35 year old western man by the name of Salim Shady came to prominence on the political stage. He declared that he was an intellectual, and that women owed him sex. Many angry virgins agreed and supported him unconditionally. He befriended Kekbert Memestein and the two ran political campaigns together. Salim would go on to spread propaganda about the east, shunning them for "withholding sex", and calling them "frigid bitches". As the months passed, his following grew much bigger. He was soon inaugurated as Chancellor of the Virgin Reich.

### Civil war (1998-2000)

The tension between East and West Rape came to a head on Valentines Day, 1998, when Salim and the Virgin Reich launched a full scale invasion of Eastern Rape. Guns weren't used in the attacks, the soldiers instead raped their enemies in the butt. The east put up a massive fight, and even tried supplying the horny western troops with grass to touch, which was unsuccessful. The action of forcing someone to have sex would become internationally known as "rape", named after the country.

### Rape Holocaust

During the war, the Virgin Reich established prison camps where easterners were held, and subjected to "rape correction". The radical left claim that over 6 million Rapians were raped, although this isn't possible, as the country's population was closer to 100,000.

### Aftermath

After 2 years of war, The Virgin Reich had complete control of the state, which adopted the name Rape Republic. bEN remained president, but left most of his duties to Salim Shady, along with Salim's second-in-command Kekbert Memestein. Not many people were killed during the war, but 90% of the population had been brutally raped at least 7 times. Under Salim Shady's control, no laws against rape existed, and women were treated like animals, making it a popular vacation spot for people all across Awesome Planet. This new rape phenomenon was globalized, and soon other countries started taking action, creating unfounded concepts such as "consent".

### Xzerobot allegations

It has been suggested that in 2001, Keklifornian businessman xzerobot brought minors into the country to groom them, although there is no evidence. AND XZEROBOT IS INNOCENT HE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!! UNBAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

## Fun Facts

* The "0.5" indicated in the population represents a woman that was cut in half after refusing sex.
* Yeah