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Asteveleas

## Asteveleas's information

This planet is a cool marine superearth with life; the life on the world is unicellular marine, so it's not that impressive. The planet is similar to the Earth because it has one moon orbiting it. The average temperature here on this planet is 192.35 kelvin; for all of you in Celsius, that is -80.8 degrees celsius. The atmospheric pressure on this planet is 215 atm, with the atmospheric composition being a mix of nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and oxygen, most likely from the unicellular life on the planet. The planet also has seas of carbon, and the gravity on the planet is 1.8461 g. The reason for this is the mass, which will be brought up later. The age of the planet is very young, with it only being one billion years old, and its axial tilt is 45° 52' 15.5". It has a solar day of 11 hours, 27 minutes, and 49.91 seconds. The planet has an orbital period of 27 years, with a semimajor axis of 10.83 AU. The earth-planet similarity is around 0.660, with a more precise estimate without rounding at 0.662. The planet has a mass of 3.1296 M⨁, making it a large planet compared to our own. The diameter of the planet is 10,308.67 miles, which is only 3 tenths larger than our planet. The planet was discovered in the spring of 1977, and it was noted as looking as though the Earth were on Mars due to its reddish or orange color. Another note is that during the 1992 study of the planet, it was discovered that the world has carbonate bodies of water, though not large ones. Life on the planet was not suspected until 1993, when a biome of one of the species "bloomed" and made the largest sea green enough that it could be seen from Earth.

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Donald Trump

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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> "The American government is a lot like a slide, I'm always at the top."
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Donald Trump, former small loans manager from the slum of Kemp Town, is the first and current President of the Peoples Republic of Daniel Brighton. After his political rival Jeremy Corbyn mysteriously vanished, Trump automatically won the election and was subsequently inaugurated in January of 2017.

## Early Life

Born into a life of wealth (accumulated by his parents family rubbish disposal business), Trump grew up in the ghettos of Kemp Town, spending his youth as an apprentice at City College studying the art of waste disposal and bin collection. Influenced by the works of John Major, Trump grew up with the ambition of one day leading not his own country, but instead leading the United States. When this didn't come to fruition, Trump instead decided to run for President of Daniel Brighton, instead thinking this was just a clever metaphor for President of the United States, the position he grew up lusting after.

## The Brightleverse

Trump first appeared in an episode of Billy P. Journaliste's show, 'The Journalist', being followed around by him as he conducted his presidential campaign in the runup to the forthcoming election under the protection of Sussex Police officer DI Fuck. It was during this time that he suddenly became bored and abandoned his campaign altogether. Due to the mysterious disappearance of the only other candidate, Jeremy Corbyn, Trump won the election by default and set to work reshaping Daniel Brighton with the help of his Vice-President, John Major.

Realizing that Corbyn was still alive and had Dan, Trump became paranoid that Corbyn would soon release him and take responsibility for his return which would likely bring an end to his presidency. Agent Mack Leash assured him, however, that he would find Bright first with the help of their prisoner, Pablo Pedro. Before they could get anything out of him however he was rescued by DI Fuck and Froble Gruber.

Despite this setback, Trump continued as President and set out to find a replacement for DI Fuck, reluctantly accepting Constable Sugar as his new Chief of Police at the behest of John Major.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE JOURNALIST VS TRUMP** *(First appearance)*
	+ **THE INAUGURATION**

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY**
	+ **sugar substitute (short #8)**
Top Trump Pizza Party (video)

**"But it can't be! You're seriously saying these are linked?"**

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## Description

Presidential candidate Donald Trump makes it his personal mission to find missing internet sensation Dannyboy56able but discovers that his disappearance is shrouded in a conspiracy after the Secret Service are told that no CO-OP employee is allowed to have friends...

## Other info

This video was later also uploaded to LDP's sister channel LDP2 on the 4th July 2017.

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Donald Trump**
* *Billy Mitchell* as **Billy P. Journaliste**
* *Fred Seyd* as **Gareth** *(unseen)*
* *Daniel Bright* as himself
Fred Seyd

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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Fred passionately singing into a chocolate bar.

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Short Female Fred

> "Can we get Chinese food later?"
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Fred Seyd is an aging baker from Yorkshire who is currently facing an extremely violent, and in the opinion of many, depressing divorce. It is unknown what precisely drove him and his soon to be ex-partner apart, but it is thought they split because Fred completely forgot about her while pursuing his lifelong dream of becoming the first man to ever bake a cake suitable for Frankie Mitchell, his highly critical and violent acquaintance.

When Fred was just 4 he was exposed to all of the knowledge of the universe due to a City College science experiment going catastrophically wrong, however he only managed to memorize the London underground map and as a result he goes on holiday to Victoria Station every third Sunday of the month.

Fred Seyd currently holds the Guinness World Record for 'longest time spent in a bath without literally shriveling up and dying' along with the record for 'farthest unaided flight' which he achieved by flying 62 nautical miles after he was struck by a car on the infamously deadly *Davey Drive*.

It is unbeknownst to most people that Fred was born on the planet Vulcan but brought to Earth after his father, Spok, realized it is illogical to even attempt crafting Fred into a sensible individual. When he first arrived on Earth, however, he was met by extreme spacism and subsequently was forced to play violin genuinely all the fucking time. It is because of this if Fred hears the word 'violin' he will enter a deep psychotic rage and begin destroying everything around him in an attempt to escape his inner dark seyd.

## Appearances

* **All of** ***Frankie and Fred***
* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **witness protection (short #4)**
	+ **THE EVICTION**
Prelude (episode)

The world is still in chaos, nobody knows where Dan is and everybody is left wondering where he could be. Sussex Police officer DI Fuck has taken time out of his busy schedule of binge-watching Steven Fry documentaries to conjure up a conspiracy. A Daniel Bright Conspiracy.

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **DI Fuck**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Fronk**
Pilots (series)

The two main characters, Pilot Copilot and Pilot Captain

Pilots is a series currently being worked on by LDP, with the pilot episode being released in October 2016 with more episodes planned for the hiatus after the first part of Brightleverse Season Two.

## Main cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Pilot Captain**
* *Fred Seyd* as **Pilot Copilot**
The Prospectus (episode)

After falling under fire because they spent their entire budget on Science, Varndean School makes a desperate bid at regaining their former glorious reputation in the form of a 2016 prospectus. In today's video, Frankie and Fred witness the atrocity that can hardly be described as a school as they witness a group of children (probably being held captive at gunpoint) desperately plead for their lives.

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as himself
* *Frankie Mitchell* as himself
Bharn

The Alien World

## Overview:

Bharn is a remote planet located 32,400 light years away from Earth. This cool world is characterized by a unique blend of environmental factors that make it a compelling subject for exploration and study. It is home to a thriving ecosystem of organic multicellular life and, most notably, the Namorr, an intelligent species that has achieved a Type 1.2 Kardashev civilization status. Bharn's orange skies and very cooperative inhabitants make it a fascinating destination for scientific research and interstellar diplomacy.

## Physical Characteristics:

Bharn has a considerable mass, 5.0688 times that of Earth, and an overall size that is 81% larger than our home planet. Its landscape is diverse, featuring both land and ocean environments. Notably, the liquid found on Bharn's surface isn't water but rather liquid CO2, the planet's equivalent to Earth's H2O. This liquid forms rivers, lakes, and oceans, creating a unique setting for life to thrive.

## Atmosphere:

Bharn's atmosphere is very thick, with a pressure of 149 ATM. It primarily consists of nitrogen (86.9%) and CO2 (12.1%), making it uniquely adapted for the planet's particular environmental conditions. With 0.98% oxygen content, Bharn's atmosphere provides the necessary respiration support for the native species and any visiting explorers.

## Multicellular Life:

Bharn is teeming with organic multicellular life. Both in its extensive C02 oceans and across its blue and red landmasses, a diverse array of species has adapted to the planet's unique environment. These organisms range from simple, single-celled life forms to complex, highly specialized multicellular creatures, and they play a vital role in Bharn's ecosystems.

## Physical Information

### Skin

Unusually Dry, made out of skin cells similar to humans (somewhat)

## Civilization Information

### Famous For

The first Intelligent civilization Humanity has found

### Leader

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One of the most remarkable discoveries on Bharn is the Namorr civilization. The Namorr are a short and sturdy species, well-suited to Bharn's higher gravity, with eight legs for efficient movement. They have developed a technologically advanced society and, remarkably, have achieved a Type 1.2 Kardashev civilization status. They are known for their cooperative and friendly nature, particularly toward humanity, which encountered them in 2886.

## History and Significance:

Bharn's history is very closely intertwined with the discovery of the Namorr civilization and the growing relationship between humanity and the Namorr. As a planet of great scientific interest, Bharn has become a focal point for ecological research, interstellar diplomacy, and efforts to understand the complex interactions of life in extreme environments.
Admiral Gripweed

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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Born in the corridors of the HMS Redundant to Space Airdad and Space Airmum, Lesley served in all 7 Star Wars™ as a bin pilot. Unlike the 429,683,714 Ace Gripweed's before him, Lesley never reached the rank of Ace and as a result was severely depressed even before his death on the Eleventy-Second of Spacetember.

After Star Wars™ 4, Gripweed and his crew were tasked with clearing the debris from the recently destroyed 'Murder Moon', a challenge that he was not paid for and as a result took Dark Fader onto Space Judge Judy in order to settle the differences, Admiral Gripweed was awarded a lifetime sponsorship from Ion Bru to pay for his losses (Dark Fader, however, was murdered by his boss a few weeks later for being so incompetent).

On the Eleventy-Second of Spacetember Lesley Gripweed was brutally murdered to death by the explosion of a planet he just happened to be standing on, however, Captain Cuck managed to save approximately 6% of Gripweed's memories and abilities and insert them into a hologram of the former Admiral with the only issue being that Cuck found the DNA required for such a task sticking the pages of an old issue of 'Space Babes Weekly' together and, due to this, the hologram does not resemble the former Admiral in the slightest.

Because holographic Gripweed only possesses 6% of the former Admiral's memories, he regards himself a completely separate individual and even goes as far as to glare spitefully at those who compare him to his former self.

The large letter 'C' on Admiral Gripweed's forehead is meant to represent the rank of Captain, but because Gripweed does not hold this rank the crew of the HMS Redundant have unanimously agreed that the 'C' stands for 'Cunt', however Gripweed insists it stands for 'Cool' (something that he is far, far from.)

## Appearances

* ***Star Guys** (upcoming)*
	+ *TBA*
The Journalist Begins (episode)

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After Froble Gruber and Pablo Pedro crashed the stock market with the controversy surrounding their latest documentary, former journalist Billy P. Journaliste struggles to find purpose in a post-Bright world where feelings of loyalty still stand strong.

## Cast

* *Billy Mitchell* as **Billy P. Journaliste**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Froble Gruber**
* *Fred Seyd* as **Gareth** *(unseen)*
Co-op Royale (episode)

Despite the death of DI Fuck, the fight to bring back Bright is alive and well thanks to his efforts to rescue Pablo Pedro, who returns to the Daniel Bright Research Centre where Froble Gruber awaits to continue the investigation and crack the Danspiracy once and for all.

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Froble Gruber**
* *Fred Seyd* as **Pablo Pedro/Frod**
* *Jack Bradstreet* as **Nigel Nygelson**
Time Cop

Time Cop was a member of the Amstelian species who enlisted in the Time Police at some point during time, going on to perform many time related duties including galactic clock maintenance and time paradox removal, doing so diligently for many thousands of years before his eventual death in 1967 at the hands of Robofuck, who had just travelled back in time in order to find Connor Sarah.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Three***
	+ ***ROBOFUCK RISES** (First appearance)*
Frankie's Crocs

Frankie's crocs observed in the National Gallery of all things mundane.

Gifted to him by ancient an Brightonian deity known simply as 'Mother Fred', Frankie's crocs have been pimped out to the absolute max. It's rumored that if you reach 88 miles per hour in these bad boys you'll actually travel forward in time, it is possible to travel back by running -88 MPH, so don't worry.

Frankie's Crocs come in brown and brown only, this is so that (when standing on mud exclusively) bears cannot see his feet and thus render him terrifying and flee.

Frankie is the only person to have worn his crocs and survived, it is said in ancient Brightology that if anybody else attempts to wear them they will 'literally turn into a huge ball of fire and die to death'.
HMS Redundant

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The Redundant orbiting Saturn from very, very far away.

The HMS Redundant (formerly the HMS Triumphant) was built on the Twird of Planetober by The Brightlepean Union as a warship to fight off the invading forces from Anthony Eastbourne. On the Tenty Schmecond of NASAtember™, Gray Jameson's intergalactic rubbish-removal corps (GJigRRC) bought the Triumphant but due to space-law all weapons over 9 volts had to be removed.

It is thought that the war with Anthony Eastbourne was lost because GJigRRC bought the Triumphant.

The Triumphant maintained its former name until Lego hosted a competition to alter the ships callsign when Captain Cuck and Admiral Gripweed were given command over the Vessel.

On the Eleventy-Second of Spacetember, while performing a routine garbage collection maneuver in the Whitehawk System, Planet Chav exploded killing Admiral Gripweed and slinging the Redundant into the farthest reaches of the cosmos, Space Croydon.
Daniel Bright

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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> "I'm just randomly spraying my deo everywhere!"
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Born into a life of slime by Hollywood superstar Matthew Mcconaughey, Daniel *help i'm missing* Bright rose to interplanetary fame at the age of 13 due to the wild success his youtube account 'Dannyboy56able'. In the summer of 2016, Daniel Bright mysteriously vanished from his secure bin near the Dip (in Brighton), his disappearance inspired Pablo Pedro and Froble Gruber's international blockbuster The Disappearance of Daniel Bright which looks into his sudden absence.

One theory suggests that fans swarming Daniel during early Brightlemania could have caused him to fake his own death while other ludicrous ideas that can only be described as conspiracies seem to point towards Jeremy Corbyn kidnapping Daniel in order to win the Labour leadership and eventually defeat former Kemp Town bin man Donald Jillywinkle Trump.

In response to Daniel's disappearance, the global stock market plummeted and currency was reverted back to slave trade for a few days by former Prime Minister Go-Compare Man, riots tore through every corner of the globe (as a result DI Fuck's old checkered shirt got burned) and North Korea even claimed that Daniel was simply playing a substantially long game of chess inside their borders.

Scheduled for release in February 2017, Pablo Pedro and Froble Gruber's 'The Daniel Bright Conspiracy' aims to release cutting edge information on the whereabouts of Bright. However, due to the manic reception of TDoDB, cinemas have been stocked with riot gear and tear gas to anticipate the billions of Brightlemaniacs that are expected to attend the documentary's premiere.
Sugar

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Constable Alan Sugar is a former motivational speaker who has not spoken a word since Princess Diana's death. It is unknown why this tragedy affected him so much but it is thought that he was present during the accident that killed her.

After graduating City College with a JTEC in Jebukaneese, Sugar joined the SRTP (Southern Rail Thot Patrol) and is responsible for the imprisonment of almost 78,972 Thots.

John Major recognised Sugars abilities and convinced Donald Trump to take him on as the new Police Force of Daniel Brighton by using his 'dealer instinct'.

Presently, Sugar is rebuilding Sussex Police Station with the help of the Construction Men, the renovation is to include lasers that turn people into money, 62 helicopter pads and a new cupboard. The works are scheduled to finish in mid-December 2017.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **sugar substitute (short #8)***(First appearance)*
Construction Jim

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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Born and raised in a building site, Construction Jim is one half of the 'talented' duo known as The Construction Men.

## Early Life

As hard as it is to believe, in their early years The Construction Men were extraordinary builders; creating works such as Stonehenge, The Giza Pyramid Complex, The Great Wall of China and even once a birdhouse for a pigeon that Construction Gaz claimed was in love with him. Construction Jim was once quoted as saying that had The World Trade Center been built by The Construction Men, it would still be standing today.

Tragically though, both labourers sustained terrible brain injuries after getting outstandingly drunk one night and striking each other round the head with their sledgehammers 'for a laugh'. The aftermath of the incident was heart-rending. Both men lost their architectural talents, and Construction Gaz is now never able to recall Construction Jim's real name. Today they roam the streets of Daniel Brighton, skull indents covered with a hardhat and flat cap, just hoping and praying that someone will give them some work.

## The Brightleverse

After being unsuccessful in their attempt to get the BBC's attention, they decided to sit down and watch the award winning documentary "The Disappearance of Daniel Bright". It was after previewing this video that something snapped in The Construction Men. They felt hopeful for the future of Daniel Brighton and consequently hopeful for their own. It was with this motivation that they were able to attain a BTEC in Bricklaying from City College and erect the glorious Beach House. **("The Construction Men", "The Eviction")**

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE CONSTRUCTION MEN**
Fred's Crocs

Fred's crocs as seen in the 1952 movie 'croc blocked'.

Designed by German engineer Wernher von Braun, Fred's Crocs are the most highly advanced pieces of technology ever invented. It is said that if Royal Air-Force pilot Ace Airman didn't retrieve them from under Hitlers bed during a sleepover in 1945, the Second World War would have been lost.

Fred's Crocs are currently protected by over 42 international treaties as, if the right tap-dance sequence is bashed out, the entire world (including Croydon) will explode.

As you can see Freds Crocs are permanently locked in a 'handle forward' stance, this is so he cannot outrun any bears that may be chasing him and Frankie.

Fred's Crocs represent Man, while Frankie's Crocs represent nature.
The Eviction (episode)

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After almost a month of being homeless and unable to feed themselves (let alone make videos), Frankie and Fred finally strike luck as Fronk arranges a new place for the two to stay, along with DI Fuck, a World War 2™ veteran and other familiar faces of Daniel Brighton.

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Fronk**/**Ace Airman**/himself
* *Fred Seyd* as **Frod**/**DI Fuck**/himself
The construction men (short)

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Meanwhile, after Billy P. Journaliste's show 'The Journalist' got taken off the air, two budding young builder boys fresh out of the construction cogs of City College take this as an opportunity to send the BBC a 3 minute clip showing what they're made of to pitch their hit new idea "THE CONSTRUCTION MEN".

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **Construction Jim**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Construction Gaz**
The Sunny Vegas (episode)

The Sunny Vegas, an age-old casino located on the golden plaza of the Level right next to the London Road strip, is the most prestigious of all the many Daniel Brighton casinos, of which 93% are now owned by the evil Betfred Alliance. It is here on one evening that a meeting takes place, one that will shape events still to come.

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as**Pablo Pedro**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Barry Benson**
* *Billy Mitchell* as **Billy P. Journaliste**
* *Max Baer* as **Eddie**
Sorry son (short)

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After the feature film about D\*\*\*el Br\*\*ht went viral all over the world, Pablo Pedro (D\*n Br\*\*ht Enthusiast) has been finding difficulty going about his life in a world of people who still worship the authoritarian rule of Kim Jong Dan.

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **Pablo Pedro**
* *Samuel Chapman* as himself
* *Nicholas Chapman* as **Nicholas Chopperman**
Construction Gaz

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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Raised by City College, all Construction Gaz has ever known is how to build. When Gaz was seven and a half he built the now-world famous Titanic, he claimed that it was "impervious to absolutely anything but hardened water".

## Early Life

When Gaz was 17 he met Construction Steve (or was it Jim?) who was only four at the time but they overcame their age difference (much to the dismay of Construction Jim's parents) and together they created architectural masterpieces such as the Atlantic Ocean, the New World and even Croydon bus depot.

During the 2003 World Cup, Gaz and Jim drank so much non-alcoholic cider that they decided to play 'catch the sledgehammer' with their heads. It was because of this act they both managed to sustain horrific brain injuries and Construction Gaz can never fully recall the name of Construction Jim.

## The Brightleverse

To this day the 'Construction Men', as they've half-wittedly named themselves, roam around the streets of Daniel Brighton, skull indents covered with a hardhat and flat cap, just hoping and praying that someone will give them some work.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE CONSTRUCTION MEN**
Pilot Captain

> "Apparently it's not acceptable for me to trip on acid and break into my ex-wife's house because I want to see the kids. Purely because I don't have any kids."
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After being arrested for constantly assaulting his ex-wife, Pilot Captain was told he only had three more flights left before he would be relieved of service. It is because of this he has decided to fake his own death and then train again as a new pilot under the alias 'Dermit McDunk', not because he enjoys flying in the slightest but because he wants to perfect his flying abilities for the terrorist attack of the century.

It is revealed in the pilot that Pilot Captain uses drugs, this was actually a big issue for him in the white house when he accidentally sold President Bush cocaine, instead of his favorite presidential heroin.

## Appearances

* ***Pilots***
	+ Episode 1: **the pilot** *(First appearance)*
Citer 6

A large cream-orange gas giant.

## Basic Information

Citer 6 is named after its home star: Citer - a Red Dwarf star, and its position from its sun. It is the largest planet in the Citer system. Its diameter measures at 155,000.02 km, making it larger than Jupiter.

Citer 6 orbits once every 1.635 (Earth) years, making it similar to the Earth's. Its solar day, however, is very short only lasting 9 and a half hours. The atmosphere is comprised mostly of Hydrogen and Helium, along with traces of Methane gas. The Helium in Citer 6's atmosphere is what gives it its cream-coloured hue.
Let's Pretend (song)

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## "Let's Pretend"

### Album

Lovely Day Productions Original Sound Track
Pokemon Fucko Region Soundtrack

## Lyrics

Please may I pretend

That I am not

Who I am

As we approach the end

I can't stand who I am.

## Appearances

* ***Pokemon Fucko Region: Season One***
	+ Episode 3: **Corbyn, I Vote You!**
The Inauguration (episode)

After a successful campaign and the elimination of his singular opponent, Jeremy Corbyn, Trump is overwhelmed by not only the "extremely large crowd", but also by the epic size of his office and the responsibility that comes with it, responsibility being a word Donno Trumpkins has always thought was Russian.

Only now realising the seriousness of his role, he promises to build a mighty fence around the city to contain the millions of protesters demanding to know where Daniel Bright is. Approximately 50 seconds after Trump's disastrous inauguration he passes a bill making it against the law to remember Bright in the hopes that the public will forget and the riots will subside. However, Trump's former election opponent has contacted him with new information regarding the current whereabouts of Dannyboy56able.

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Donald Trump**
* *Billy Mitchell* as **Billy P. Journaliste**
* *Fred Seyd* as **DI Fuck**
* *Samuel Chapman* as **Agent Mack Leash**

Also starring:

* *Lisa Seyd* and *Ruby Seyd* as *Inauguration attendees*
The Beach House

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* An inordinate amount of astronomically large bears who are known to return if the doors are left open.

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The Beach House is the current residence of the Pokemon trainers Fronk and Frod, as well as war veteran Ace Airman and a Bear. It was constructed in late 2016 by the Construction Men as a new home for Fronk and Frod after they were evicted from the Drug Shack by Poul Yopp after a drug-induced dance-off went horribly wrong. Until his death, DI Fuck also lived here, spending hours finding every bit of information on Daniel Bright, dedicated to the cause that was the safe return of the renowned internet star.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE EVICTION** *(First appearance)*
	+ **PRELUDE**
	+ **THE INAUGURATION**
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **rise of dick (short #7)**
	+ **THE DAN BRIGHT CONSPIRACY**
* ***Frankie and Fred***
	+ **THE ROAST**
	+ **THE RAP MEN**
Sugar Substitute (short)

Cherry picked right from the barely used tracks of Southern Railways by Trump himself, Constable Sugar is a former ticket inspector who's life is flipped on its head when he was hired as a community support officer to replace the entirety of the Sussex Police Department.

## Cast

* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Donald Trump**
* *Fred Seyd* as **John Major**/**Sugar**
Ed Fuck

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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Born and raised in Mexico, Eduardo 'Busty Brunettes Club' Carajo, is a newscaster who currently resides in Daniel Brighton and works for the BBC.

## Early Life

Eduardo was raised by his mother and father in Mexico City, although his father sadly died when Eduardo was eleven in a freak accident involving suffocation and a busty brunette. His unorthodox middle name stems from his late fathers desire for him to carry on the family business, however once it was discovered that Eduardo had eloped with best friend Mario, it was clear to his mother that he had no interest in doing so. As a result he was exiled from his home and forced to leave his loving husband and live alone in the city of Daniel Brighton.

Upon his arrival, Eduardo was escorted to the BBC studios due to confusion about his name and although he had no experience in reporting news, took the job without question as he thought he may be able to communicate with Mario using subliminal messaging (apparently Eduardo doesn't understand that the BBC doesn't broadcast to Mexico).

Eduardo's arrival in the city unfortunately coincided with a great period of racism across the world, and he realized he had to live his life under a new, less Mexican, family friendly name, Ed Fuck (no relation to DI Fuck) and assume the disguise of an 18 year old white boy.

By 2001, Ed had now become a senior correspondent working alongside the likes of the famous Billy P. Journaliste on stories such as whatever Bruce Forsyth had for breakfast that day. It was during this partnership that the two worked on what was meant to be the best documentary ever made, "2001, Year Of Fun", which in a twist of irony was ruined by a major terrorist attack on some city in the middle of nowhere. Desperate to keep his hard-earned job, Ed blamed Journaliste for the entire thing, leaving him hated by every single living thing in the observable universe while Ed got off scot-free.

## The Brightleverse

Ed makes a brief appearance as a BBC presenter bringing the news to DI Fuck on his one and only day off that the citizens of Daniel Brighton are in turmoil, and he must return if any order is to be restored. We can tell in this episode that even Ed Fuck himself has been emotionally damaged by the events, as he refers to the news station as, and we quote Ed directly here, "Channel 15 Fucking News Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck. Fuck Off." Fortunately, Ed did not lose his job for this, as the rest of the BBC news team were in too much anguish themselves to notice. That day really was fucking chaos.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **DI Fuck's day off (short #6)** *(First appearance)*
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE JOURNALIST 3**
The pilot (episode)

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With the stock market returning to normal following the widespread belief that beloved youtube icon 'Dannyboy56able' will soon return, the general public can once again indulge themselves in the privilege that is affordable air travel. The story begins with our two heroes, Pilot Captain and Pilot Copilot, as they trot the globe in search for their weekly wage all whilst trying to avoid the FAA as they attempt to revoke their pilots licence.

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **Pilot Copilot**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Pilot Captain**
Return Of The Blonde Cunt (episode)

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The collapse of society as we know it has lead Fronk and Frod into hard times, facing a crippling drug addiction their world falls apart as they discover that all is not as it seems when they run into an old rival who shockingly resembles a missing public figure...

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **Frod**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Fronk**
* *Daniel Bright* as **The Blonde Cunt**
The Drug Shack

**"How the fuck did the Construction Men do this? They're shit builders!"**

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The Drug Shack is the original residency of local Pokemon Trainers Frod and Fronk.

After a while of living comfortably, Frod began renting their space out to Froble Gruber and Pablo Pedro for some extra drug money. (Turns out catching Pokemon doesn't pay too well and Frod's pocket money from his dad just wasn't covering it anymore.) It was a great space for the two to conduct their research on the disappearance of Dan Bright and the location for the majority of the filming of the documentary, although a little cramped to say the least. The Pokemon boys were later joined by DI Fuck who moved in as a new source of drug money shortly after Froble and Pablo mysteriously vanished.

During the 2016 Presidential Election, DI Fuck welcomed former bin man, small loans manager and aspiring president of Daniel Brighton, Donald Trump into their home, seeing as he had been assigned as his personal security guard. However, Donald mistook this invitation as a gift, and temporarily converted the Drug Shack into the new Trump Headquarters.

Frankie and Fred were known to make frequent visits to the Drug Shack. Whether it was to enjoy some literature whilst fully clothed in the bath or to completely slaughter a local schools attempt at self advertising, they were always welcome there, just as they are now in The Beach House.

Fronk and Frod eventually had to evacuate when Frod's father, Poul Yopp, became increasingly unhappy with all the drug addicts that were starting to come and go as they pleased. He thought he had it under control, but when Billy P. Journaliste waltzed in one night off his head on ecstasy demanding a dance off with Froble and Pablo to determine once and for all who was the better documentary producer, he decided that it was time to put his foot down.

Fronk and Frod now reside in the aforementioned Beach House along with war veteran Ace Airman, and before his death, DI Fuck.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **TDODB** *(First appearance)*
	+ **no more (short #2)**
	+ **cyber escape (short #3)**
	+ **THE JOURNALIST VS TRUMP**
	+ **witness protection (short #4)**
	+ **DI Fuck's day off (short #5)**
* ***Pokemon Fucko Region: Season One***
	+ Episode 4: **Return Of The Blonde Cunt**
* ***Frankie and Fred***
	+ **THE PROSPECTUS**
Rise of Dick (short)

DI Fuck and Froble Gruber arrive at The Beach House after a long day of filming upcoming blockbuster "The Daniel Bright Conspiracy" only to find that they were beaten there by Doctor Dick and his colleague Barry Benson (a clone of Dan's father, Matthew McConaughey).

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **Doctor Dick/DI Fuck**
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Barry Benson/Froble Gruber**
Doctor Dick

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Dick's angry fist.

> "Blast! I really wanted to get DI Fuck's autograph."
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Not much is known about Doctor Dick except that he was born in New York and moved to Daniel Brighton shortly thereafter to study science at City College.

One of Dick's favorite hobbies is collecting autographs, in the past he claims to have collected the signatures of dozens of celebrities however he refuses to show others but insists he does have them.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **rise of dick (short #7)** *(First appearance)*
	+ ***THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY** (in flashback)*
Brighton Early (series)

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Brighton Early is an upcoming LDP series in the format of a news channel broadcast in Daniel Brighton.

## Series summary

Brighton Early will be a new kind of LDP series, drawing together old one-off ideas (eg Pilots) and all-new concepts into a series in which each episode consists of a number of different sketches all in the context of a news station.
Daniel Brighton presidential election, 2016

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Donald Trump campaigning alongside DI Fuck

After the effect hit documentary 'The Disappearance of Daniel Bright' had on the country, leaving it in ruin with riots that make Manchester look like a P&O cruise, former bin-man Donald J. Trump and disgraced Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn scrambled to become the president of the new city of Daniel Brighton.
Herbert Grafton

Grafton photographed moments before savagely beating Billy P. Journaliste for asking him personal questions regarding his attitude towards police brutality.

### Aliases

HerbyCrafty Grafty

Dr. fucking Herbert Grafton PHD in Ass-Fuckery

### Relatives

Margaret Thatcher (adopted mother)John Major (adopted father)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Married to Harriet Grafton, they have 2 children, Herbert Junior and Harriet MK 2

## Physical description

### Eye colour

Grey

Herbert William Fucking Grafton was found on the doorstep of Number 10 Downing Street by then Prime-Minister Margaret Thatcher on the 14th of April 1980. Thatcher realised Grafton's political potential when he became head-teacher of his own primary school in 1987, he even started a war with a neighbouring secondary school which resulted in the deaths of almost 628 students. When Thatcher left office in 1990, custody of Grafton was handed over to John Major, who kept him locked in the basement of Number 10 in fear that he would act upon one of his insults and rip off Major's foreskin and use it as a pillowcase. To this day, Grafton has promised that if he ever sees Major again he will "maim that fucker to the brink of extinction by ramming every traffic cone in Britain up his ass open end first."

In June of 2009, Grafton landed himself in trouble when he savagely beat world famous BBC reporter Billy P. Journaliste, he then proceeded to destroy Journaliste's career by flooding his emails with animal porn and then continuing on to steal Journaliste's wife, Harriet. Journaliste was forced to retire and as a result Grafton replaced him with Ed Fuck, a childhood friend of his.

Grafton worked as Director of Everything in Number 10 from 2001 to 2010 when he moved to Brighton to see the sea.

Grafton went missing for several months in mid-2010 and many thought that he was fulfilling the prophecy of Bright, this was until he was discovered by Mayor Jeff under the West Pier staring at the sea and filing documents.

From October 2010 to October 2016, Grafton worked as Mayor Jeff's loyal adviser, partly because he thought he owed Jeff his life.

In October 2016, when Brighton seceded from the United Kingdom, Herbert Grafton became the most stressed man on Earth and to this day holds the record for 'Most amount of paperwork ever literally done on the Planet, like really, holy shit, if you looked at how much paperwork he has done your mind would literally get crushed'.
The Brightleverse (series)

DI Fuck, Donald Trump and Billy P. Journaliste

The Brightleverse is the first series made exclusively under the banner of Lovely Day Productions and has been produced and released since September 2016, comprising two full seasons and a third one planned.

## Series summary

When the prophecy of a blonde Youtuber by the name of Daniel Bright disappearing is suddenly fulfilled, a cast of unsuspecting characters must come together to uncover the conspiracy that is the Brightleverse.

## Main cast

* *Fred Seyd* as **DI Fuck, Pablo Pedro** *and more*
* *Frankie Mitchell* as **Froble Gruber, Donald Trump** *and more*
* *Billy Mitchell* as **Billy P. Journaliste**
* *Samuel Chapman* as **Agent Mack Leash**
* *Max Baer* as **Bear, Eddie, Connor Sarah**
* *Jack Bradstreet* as **Nigel Nygelson**
* *Rowan Mora-Hinman* as **Goon**
* *Daniel Bright* as himself

## List of episodes

 One | 12
 Two | 6
The Clown Hunt (episode)

After the recent Clown phenomenon sweeping across the globe, Frankie (a young child raised in a fishing village off the coast of Nebraska) and Fred (an aging baker from Yorkshire who is facing a violent and, in my opinion, upsetting divorce) take it upon themselves to rid the world of this scourge armed with nothing but their self awareness, their life threatening diseases and a trusty, but rather ineffective, metal pole.

## Cast

* *Fred Seyd* as himself
* *Frankie Mitchell* as himself
Agent Mack Leash

Mack Leash is a CIA Agent who flew into Daniel Brighton following the victory of Donald Trump in the Daniel Brighton presidential election, ostensibly to provide further protection to him owing to his new role, but DI Fuck has suspected there are other reasons. He was later seen at the presidential inauguration, guarding the stage while Trump approached it and later as part of the audience. **("Prelude", "The Inauguration")**

By the following month, Leash had captured Pablo Pedro to help him find Daniel Bright before Jeremy Corbyn could use him to unseat Trump. Unfortunately before he could get anything out of Pedro he was rescued by DI Fuck and Froble Gruber. After a tense standoff between Leash and Fuck (from which the latter narrowly escaped), the rogue agent later caught up with the detective, shooting him once and gravely wounding him. **("The Dan Bright Conspiracy")**

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE INAUGURATION** *(First appearance)*
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY**
Dragão

Titulo: A chama primordial, Terror ancião.

Domínio: Dragões

Alinhamento: CM

Status: Corrompido.

Relatos: A chama primordial, foi um dos primeiros dragões a existir, ele acomulou tanto poder e conhecimento que acabou alcançando o estatus de divindade, os dragões em sua maioria não o seguem ou cultuam ele, mas temem o seu poder, principalmente pois aqueles que cruzam o caminho do deus dragão, tem o seu conhecimento roubado, transformando esses dragões em seres selvagens e sem inteligencia.
Frod

> "I guess it's time to do what we're both good at; beat the shit out of it."
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Frod Sod is a former child star of the hit BBC series 'POKEMON DUCKO REGION' who quickly became sickened with fame and developed an irreparable narcotics problem.

Frod met his wife, Fat Cartwheeling Girl, on the set of Ducko Region and they were married until they were no longer married due to Frod's addiction to Hardcore Pokeography.

After countless publicly televised trials, Frod agreed to go to rehab to clean himself up, this is where he med Fronk who replaced Frod on Ducko Region until he was also fired for drug abuses.

The two decided to relive their memories and create 'POKEMON FUCKO REGION' a TV show that focuses on their funny Pokemon related mishaps. The show would have gotten them back on track if the entire concept wasn't just a heroin dream.

In December 2016, Frod was arrested and charged with 62 counts of assault on the elderly, being swiftly sentenced to 4 months in Sussex Prison.

## Appearances

* ***Pokemon Fucko Region: Season One***
	+ Episode 1: **Pokemon Fuckfest** *(First appearance)*
	+ Episode 2: **Big Blonde Cunt**
	+ Episode 3: **Corbyn, I Vote You!**
	+ Episode 4: **Return Of The Blonde Cunt**
* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE DISAPPEARANCE OF DANIEL BRIGHT**
	+ **THE EVICTION**
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **CO-OP ROYALE: THE BRIGHT ULTIMATUM**
John Major

John Major (MBE) is the former front-man of the Brightles and current Vice-President of Daniel Brighton.

Major spent his early life as a fucking badass who frequently broke the law, however he changed his lifestyle when he fell off the top of a bus and had a vision of changing the world for the better by making music. Major formed the Brightles and achieved stardom but this wasn't for him so after marrying Margo OhNo (a Japanese contemporary politician) he decided to enter politics.

After serving in the Nazi Party for longer than he cares to admit, Major was kicked out for being unable to kill a fly that had landed on The Fuhrers foot and so he became dedicated to the party of President Trump.

## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ *witness protection (short #4)**(As a book)*
	+ *THE INAUGURATION (As a book)*
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ *THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY (Archive footage)*
	+ **sugar substitute (short #8)**
* ***Major's Message** (First appearance)*
DI Fuck's note

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## DI Fuck's note

### Previous owners

DI Fuck
Fronk

> "I think Epsilon would pay a lot for this. uehuh."
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## Appearances

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE EVICTION** *(First Appearance)*
	+ **PRELUDE**
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **rise of dick (short #7)**
Fronk

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## Physical description

### Eye colour

*Unknown*

> "Minion, I choose you!"
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## Appearances

* ***Pokemon Fucko Region: Season One***
	+ Episode 1: **Pokemon Fuckfest** *(First appearance)*
	+ Episode 2: **Big Blonde Cunt**
	+ Episode 3: **Corbyn, I Vote You!**
	+ Episode 4: **Return Of The Blonde Cunt**

* ***The Brightleverse: Season One***
	+ **THE EVICTION**
	+ **PRELUDE**
* ***The Brightleverse: Season Two***
	+ **THE DANIEL BRIGHT CONSPIRACY**
Humergan

## Humergan System

Humergan B (left, dim) and A (right, bright)

## Overview

Humergan (RS 0-3-283-370-21942-6-12145-678) is a procedural binary star system featured in SpaceEngine. It was initially discovered with SpaceEngine 0.990.

There is a moon in Humergan System that contains life.

## Information

### Age

734.157·106 years

Humergan A (RS 0-3-283-370-21942-6-12145-678 A), is a young and bright main sequence star, whose luminosity is over 4 times as that of the Sun. Its mass and size are both slightly larger than the Sun.

## Information

### Age

739.586·106 years

Humergan B (RS 0-3-283-370-21942-6-12145-678 B) is a young brown dwarf, with an extremely high density. Its mass is about 31 times as large as that of Jupiter, while its radius is only double of Neptune.

As a brown dwarf, there is a limited nuclear fusion reaction in the core of Humergan B, which is not fierce enough to make this sub-star unleashes light and heat like a regular star.