Despicable Me: The Grusical: The Musical: The Series (Quibi Original Series)

**Despicable Me: The Grusical: The Musical: The Series (Quibi Original Series)** is a Quibi original TV miniseries, continuing where the GCU left off. It is currently streaming on Gru TV+ Max Premium Exclusive. It is rated TV-Y7.

## Plot

This series follows the exploits of Felonius Gru, in the aftermath of an affair with JK Rowling, and those of his family.

## Episodes

1. Pilot: Happy Happy Family

When his wife Lucy Wilde undergoes a surgery that requires her to be abstinent for several months, Felonius Gru allows himself to be seduced by JK Rowling. They begin a torrid affair, engaging in risky behaviors whenever they can. While he is with Rowling, Lucy's symptoms relapse, and she is in a coma. His family is happy, however, when they receive signed copies of Harry Potter.
Songs Include: Sin Sober, Damn I Really Like Harry Potter, Hey Hey, Limited Love Lasts

2. The Forbidden Fruit
Gru believes himself to be in love, and his professional and family life begins to slip. Lucy awakes and is outraged that he was not there for her. His oldest daughter begin to suspect his affair, and his neighbour, Fred, calls CPS.
Songs Include: I NEED SEX!, Calm Down, Remember the Children, I Want To Fuck JK Rowling, You Two-Timing Son of a Bitch

3. Get Your Tickets, Batter Up
Rowling is moving back to England and attempts to convince Gru to join her. He stays behind with his family, engaging in E-Sex with her. While they are mutually pleasuring themselves, she convinces him to join her, and he buys a plane ticket, flying to England.
Songs Include: How Do I Run Away?, Harry Potter E-Sex, Plane Ticket

4. What Am I Doing In England
As he begins his life in England with JK Rowling, Gru realises that he is not truly in love, and that she was hoping for his giant penis, and thus using magic to seduce him. While she is giving him a blow-job, he dickslaps her, knocking her out, breaking several ribs, breaking an arm, and knocking loose several teeth. While she is unconscious he destroys her Fuck-Me-With-Your-Massive-Dick-Gru-Ray. When she awakes, Gru confronts Rowling, and heads back home.
Songs: Lizzy Dead, Address, Lunchtime, House of Rowling

5. Run From The Light
He comes home to find a note from Lucy Wilde saying that she is leaving him. He calls her and attempts to convince to her to return to him, for the children. Failing, he decides to become a monk.
Songs: Leave, I Know, Come Back To Me, For The Children

6. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Marriage
They get divorced, and Gru drinks himself into deep depression, and takes a deep-dive into the criminal underworld. He ends up having sex with a prostitute, becoming a Mafia boss. As he orgasms he realises that he should go to England and find Lucy.
Songs: Ugly, All of the Compensation, Run-to-court, Divorce In A New Digress, Lost In Child Support

7. Come Back
Gru heads back to England and swaps minds with his ex-wife. He discovers that Lucy was also having an affair with JK Rowling, after Gru and Lucy swap minds. They make up and remarry. They then discover that all but one of the minions were also having sex with JK Rowling. They marvel at her stamina. They live happily ever after ... for now.
Songs: In Hell (Back To England), You Shouldn't Have, Our Faults, LUCY????? YOU FUCKING HER TOO?????, Acceptance

8. The Return of Mr. H
Now that Gru and Lucy are back together again, they are living happily. An evil scientist implants Hitler's brain in one of the minions. Songs: Heil, Trauma, Can You Give Us A Chance, Eyes On You

9. Direction and Magnitude Part I
After the Hitler-minion incident, morale is low at Gru Corp. To boost morale, Gru decides to take them on a field-trip to a brothel, followed by an ice-cream parlor. Things go horribly wrong when they sight a passing banana truck and chase it into Vector's lair. Vector imprisons them and Gru, and ransoms Gru's family. Songs: Downer, How We Have Fun, Stripsicle Again, Kidnap

10. Direction and Magnitude Part II
Following their capture by Vector, Agnes Gru, Edith Gru, Margo Gru, and Lucy Wilde, attempt to come up with a plan. Meanwhile, Vector says the minions will be released if Gru succesfully wrestles El Macho. Elsewise they will be slowly and torturously killed via My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Gru is faced with a dilemma: live and let the minions die, or face death and let the minions survive. He flashes back to his childhood with the minions. Songs: Clear A Path, Face-Off, The Cost, FLASH!

11. Direction and Magnitude Part III
As he approaches the ring to wrestle El Macho, he is cheered on by the minions and mocked by Vector. He begins fighting El Macho. Meanwhile, Lucy and the crew have come up with a plan: infiltrate Vector's house through the air vents. They approach and begin to enter. Gru is now several rounds in and beaten and bloody. They suddenly drop through the ceiling, just as works up enough strength to spin as he ejaculates (this impacts with the force of nearly 700 pounds of TNT; see Felonius Gru), severing El Macho in two at the belly button. Lucy and crew come and they reunite happily. Songs: Scrutiny, Ring Around The Rosie, I Was Busy Thinking About The Transphobic Woman I Had An Affair With, Freedom

12. Frankenduardo
Following Eduardo Perez's vivisection (effectively a waist-chop), Vector Frakenstein, PhD (his actual name and degree) revives him with a bolt of lightning. He parallels the story of Frankenstein along with the cast of The Grusical. Songs: Dead-Beat, Look At My Badge, Secrecy, Frankenstein's Monster

13. Frankenweenie
That night, Vector and El Macho discover in the bedroom that the revived penis does not work properly. They determine that they need to transplant Gru's penis with Eduardo's. They hire the Bride to lop it off. Gru and the Bride play a game of cat and mouse, until Gru drops a piano on her head. Songs: Bodies In The Basement, Operation, Bill Kill, Mousetrap

14. Villainlly Villainous Villainy
The piano that Gru used to kill Sean Connery was made of solid gold, and a major source of Gru's wealth. Now semi-broke, he decides to make money, and is convinced by an infomercial to purchase the Stardust Casino. Here he finds Cristal Connors and Nomi Malone from Showgirls: The Stripsical. They convince him to introduce some minions as a burlesque act. Kevin happily agrees and leads a group of minions in a fan dance. They are loved by the public, and Gru is showered in money from Kevin's lap dances. Songs: Down On Luck, Boy Do I Have A Job For You, My Kids Are All Grown Up, Stardust Kevin

15. Basic Minionstinct
Minions begin to die by ice-pick, and Gru discovers that Catherine Tramell from Basic Instinct Part I: The Fucksicle is behind it. Songs: What Has Happened To Us, Undercover, Sharp Objects, Vanilla

16. Gru Smashes the Klan
When neighbour Fred McDade is convinced to join the Klan, he discovers that Gru is formerly black. Songs: Temptation, Real Threats, You Don't Want Me Here, Fire Burns, The Ku Klux King

17. Fur
Gru and the crew discover their fursonas, and role-play the Warriors series. Songs: Inner Wolf, $13,000, Well Intention, Bad Dog

To-do for 18-273:
Add the Breaking Bad universe, Ratatouille, American Psycho, Cuties, Ultron, Tommy Wiseau, OJ Spimspon