Best Of The Super Show Volume 01

Best Of The Super Show Volume 1

Includes 3 Full Length Shows

Episodes

008: Brent Hardgrave

061: Kristen Bellissimo

101: Andrew Racle

(**Show 1**) Season 01 Episode 08 Brent Hardgrave

**Brent Hardgrave Introduction**

Hi, I'm Brian Henson. The guest star in this episode of The Super Show stars the ever popular Brent Hardgrave. (Clip) He was a player from Nickelodeon Guts in 1992, for this episode the musical number he sang his best known hit song "An Old Fashioned Love Song", (Clip) getting joined by 2 AM farmers. There's another great moment is Daffy Duck doing the comedy act the telephone pole sketch with Scooter (Clip). If you will see this just like the one that we did on The Muppet Show with Fozzie Bear. (Clip from The Muppet Show with Fozzie Bear & Scooter doing the Telephone Pole Sketch) So, here it is, The Super Show starring Brent Hardgrave

**Opening Theme**

Fozzie's Joke: New York is so crowded, even the cemeteries have standing room only

**Gonzo's Gong**

Gonzo finally hits the gong, but shakes violently as a result

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit welcomes to our show & says that tonight's guest is Brent Hardgrave. Kermit promises to not make fun of him, even though he will be a normal person. Kermit introduces the musical number in a brand new way "All Of Me"

**All Of Me**

The AM monster sings to his lover (Billy Monster), the AM monster removes each of his body parts (Including the heart which can be seen on the outside of the chest) & places them all into the small box.

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck wisely lacking confidence in his monologue on the War of 1812, lets Scooter talk to Daffy Duck doing the classic comedy sketch called "The Telephone Pole Bit". There's just two snags; it's a duo scene with Daffy Duck & Scooter playing the telephone pole.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces the famous boy named Mr. Brent Hardgrave

**An Old Fashioned Love Song**

Brent Hardgrave sings his number, he is joined by 2 AM farmers, Ryan Lambert, Jerry & The Gogolala Jubilee Jugband providing three part harmony.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: What a genius number

Statler: Bravo! Encore! (chuckles)

Waldorf: He's a nice credit to his race

Statler: What race is that?

Waldorf: The hundred-yard dash (Chuckles)

**Tigger's Science Labs**

Scientist Tigger introduces Tigger's Science Labs' new All Purpose Tenderizer. With the help from his assistant Stacy Ferguson will show us how to demonstrate. Stacy Ferguson sprinkles powder on the dishes, they would have tender as this. Stacy Ferguson folds up the dish like paper & presses it against her arm & sets her all quiver. Tigger knows it can do it for untensils too. Stacy Ferguson sprinkles powder on the metallic soup ladle & holds it up & watches it droop. Tigger & Stacy Ferguson fells the top of the table, noticing how rubbery it is.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: Science, huh? They can put a man on the moon...

Statler: Yeah, but they can't put a moon on a man!

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck is unsure what to expect, practices by method acting as a telephone pole. Hilda doubts anyone would confuse a duck with a pole, until the Large Lavendar Live-Handed Electrician AM lays the telephone wire over his beak.

**Stage Curtain**

Devyn Puett introduces Rowlf reciting "The Grasshopper Poem"

Rowlf's Poetry Corner

Rowlf recites the poem about The Grasshopper. They can leap & hop, Grasshoppers can eat grass beneath the shady trees & they hop away.

(U.S. Spot) **I'm In Love With A Big Blue Frog**

The Reddish Magenta AM Girl sings about a charming song about her frog Bruno, backed up by a blue frog chorus.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: Neat blue frogs

Statler: (chuckles) What a funny weird blue frog!!!!!

**Talk Spot**

Kermit & Brent Hardgrave discuss the famous telephone pole sketch Daffy Duck is doing just like the one from The Muppet Show with Mr. Paul Williams. Brent Hardgrave will demonstrate how to do it.

Brent Hardgrave: I am a telephone pole

Kermit: Wow! That's pretty neat

Just when they talk about more of the telephone pole bit. Devyn Puett comes by with the telephone. The telephone rings & says "Oops!!!! Wrong Number"

**Backstage**

For a lousy comedian, Daffy Duck is a very convincing actor - the loud noisy woodpecker knocks away from Daffy Duck's head.

**Sketch**

Beautiful Day Monster alerts his travel agent (Brent Hardgrave), that he wishes to go to Pittsburgh.

Beautiful Day Monster: Got anything cheaper?

When none of the travel options fit the monster's budget, Brent Hardgrave drops the 5000 pound weight on him & mails him off

**Talking Houses**

House 1: The young man is using the telephone lines

House 2: Sorry, wrong number

House 1: You're kidding, you must call him back later

**Stage Curtain**

Sam Eagle brings on 2 lovely people, Wayne & Wanda

**Wayne & Wanda**

Wayne sings "Telephone Booth" as Wanda gets into the telephone booth & falls down on the ground & breaks into pieces.

**Devyn Puett Unscrambles The Word**

Devyn Puett is going to Unscramble the letters to form the word "Telephone". She unscrambles the letters up to put them in order. When she finally gets the word right, the telephone rings.

Devyn Puett: Hi there

Telephone Operator: Did you unscramble the word Telephone

Devyn Puett: Yes, I sure did.

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck remembered what he learned what the Telephone Pole Bit is, Kermit remembers Fozzie Bear doing the Telephone Pole Bit from The Muppet Show. Daffy Duck & Scooter gets ready to do the classical comedy. Fozzie Bear will watch from backstage.

Fozzie Bear: Wow, this would be very nice to Daffy Duck.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit says that we've got something nice for you, Daffy Duck is being joined by Scooter doing their classic comedy sketch The Telephone Pole Bit.

Daffy Duck's Comedy Act

Scooter (wearing Fozzie's hat): Hello, & what's your name?

Daffy Duck (in pay phone costume): Danny Oznowiski Jr.

Scooter: Oh, so you're the telephone pole!

**Balcony**

Statler: Good ol' Daffy Duck, he's even been better

Waldorf: Or shorter

Statler: Same Difference

**Sad Song**

Backed up by Rowlf on piano, Floyd on Bass, Animal on drums & Zoot on sax, Brent Hardgrave sings his hit song with Devyn Puett, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Janice, Wanda & 3 AMs.

**Stage Curtain**

Brent Hardgrave enjoyed the show. Brent Hardgrave assures Kermit he loved every minute of the show until Stacy Ferguson gives him the telephone.

**Closing Theme**

Waldorf: Hey, I'm talking on the phone, It's for you Statler

Statler: (Chuckles) The show is just finished for now, Let's go home.

(**Show 2**) Season 03 Episode 11 Kristen Bellissimo

**Kristen Bellissimo Introduction**

Hi, I'm Brian Henson. This was one of Kristen Bellissimo's first forays into song & dance. (Clip) There's a couple of great moments from the show that I can never forget. One is the opening number where Kristen Bellissimo gets to dance with the giant spider. The spider was performed by Graham Flecher, a dancer with the Royal Ballet in New Jersey. The other great moment is when Kristen Bellissimo gets to sing her solo at the end, "I'm A Woman", & not surprisingly, Miss Piggy feels threatenen by having Kristen Bellissimo on the show & she pushes in & forces the number into a duet. (clip) Here she is, the beautiful & the sexiest Kristen Bellissimo & The Super Show

**Cold Open**

Scooter enters the Dressing Room. Scooter tells Kristen Bellissimo she is set for our show. Kristin Bellissimo sees the little spider crawling up her dressing room.

**Opening Theme**

Beauregard: Here I Go!!!!!!!!!!

(Beauregard is hit in the head with the sandbag)

Beauregard: Ouch, That Hurts..

**Gonzo's Trumpet**

Flowers come out of Gonzo's trumpet

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit welcomes us again to our show & announces that Kristen Bellissimo is our beautiful & sexy guest star on our show tonight. Kermit introduces Kristen Bellissimo's opening number

**Baby It's Me**

Kristen Bellissimo sings & proves she hasn't changed her image too much when she dances & fights with a Giant Spider while singing her song

**Balcony**

Waldorf: Cool, Did you see that spider?

Statler: That spider dances that number just like Raquel Welch

(They Chuckle)

**Backstage**

Kermit & Floyd watch Kristen Bellissimo's too perfect performance. Miss Piggy practices her solo for Kristen Bellissimo's final number to which Kermit's responds.....

Kermit: Keep practicing her solo Piggy, you'll be perfect for her closing number.

Billy Biggle wants to look at pictures of Raquel Welch on The Muppet Show

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces Christian Buenaventura & Michelle Montoya

**Jamboree**

Backed up by Winnie The Pooh, Tigger & Eeyore, Christian Buenaventura & Michelle Montoya sings their Jamboree song with The Star Sisters, Gladys The Cow with Mangoes on horns with playing a fiddle, Ducks waving flags, Pigs drinking lemon tea, Penguins ice-skating, Chickens playing trumpets & Snakes slithering around.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: Wow, they did our Bamboree Busic.

Statler: Actually Waldorf, They did our Jamboree Music. (Statler Chuckles)

**Backstage**

Billy Biggle liked that number. Billy Biggle wants to go up-stairs to look at pictures of Raquel Welch with Kristen Bellissimo in the dressing room. Daffy Duck watches Miss Piggy practice her solo number that Kristen Bellissimo wants to do. Then, Daffy Duck decides he wants to fly the airplane by making the figure 8. Kermit goes on stage for the introduction & Michelle Montoya wants to watch.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces the famous Daffy Duck

**Daffy Duck's Stunt**

Daffy Duck does a famous stunt by flying on an airplane. He gets on the plane getting ready to fly. He flies an airplane up in the sky by making a giant figure 8

Daffy Duck: Wow, I'd made the figure 8 all by myself

**Dressing Room**

Billy Biggle meets Kristen Bellissimo in her Dressing Room. Kristen Bellissimo looks at pictures of The Muppet Show with Raquel Welch. Billy Biggle sees the picture of Raquel Welch dancing with the Giant Spider. Then Kristen Bellissimo sees one with Raquel Welch singing "I'm A Woman" with Miss Piggy. Kristen Bellissimo wants to sing her closing number on our show that she's looking forward too.

(U.S. Spot) **Shira Roth sings "Itsy Bity Spider"**

Shira Roth: I would like to sing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" in English & Spanish, while Jessica Lewis plays on the flute

Played by Jessica Lewis on the flute. Shira Roth sings her song about the spider. Shira Roth sings it in English & Spanish, when a spider craws away.

**Balcony**

Statler: What a spider

Waldorf: That spider song she sang it in English & Spanish

Statler: Spider crawled up into the box.

Spider: Did I hear you sing that spider?

S&W: Cool Spider. (Chuckle)

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces Kristen Bellissimo playing Mary Had A Little Lamb

**Kristen Bellissimo's Mary Had A Little Lamb Play**

Kristen Bellissimo plays a nursery rhyme version of Mary Had A Little Lamb. In which the lamb follows her to school to see Winnie The Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Christian Buenaventura, Alexandra Palm, Spencer Liff, Tiffany Burton & Michelle Montoya laugh & play the lamb was at school one day which was against the rule.

**Daffy Duck's Report**

Daffy Duck gives a report that the lamb had just followed mary to school the other day to make the children laugh & play. Shira Roth was laughing in the news-room

Shira Roth: (Laughing) What a nice lamb that I've seen (Shira Roth continues laughing)

**Backstage**

Miss Piggy still practicing for her solo for Kristen Bellissimo's finale. Kermit tells Miss Piggy if everything is all right practing. Miss Piggy rehearses upstairs in her dressing room.

Kermit: Miss Piggy will be ready for her solo number in just a few minutes

**Super Sports**

Louis Kazagger: Hello sports fans, Louis Kazagger welcomes you to "The Wild World Of Super Sports"

Louis Kazagger is at the basketball court announcing the spider basketball game. Winnie The Pooh is the referee, Pooh blows the whistle, The spiders in the basketball court are dribbling basketballs by shooting hoops & scoring points in every quarter of our basketball court

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck is now confident in his abilities, showing Kermit "The Greatest Joke In The World!" Kermit disagrees, buy all is well because Daffy Duck has a better joke

**Dressing Room**

Miss Piggy goes into Kristen Bellissimo's Dressing Room to welcome her to the show. They discuss the burden of being an international sex goddess.

Billy Biggle: Stand by for your solo number.

Kristin Bellissimo: Thanks Billy, I'm ready

Piggy soon learns though, that Kristin Bellissimo has prepared for her solo number, Kristen Bellissimo & Miss Piggy walk down-stairs & goes on stage for our solo number.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces the closing number for our guest star or Kermit shall say the girl named Ms. Kristen Bellissimo

**I'm A Woman**

Miss Piggy joins Kristen Bellissimo performing her solo number. They say that she's a woman. "W-O-M-A-N, like I say it again".

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit gives a warm thanks to Kristen Bellissimo. Kristen Bellissimo had enjoyed her show very much. Kermit determines that, although Kristen Bellissimo may not have changed her image on her image on her show, she has certainly changed her the show's image. Kermit closes the show

**Closing Theme**

Waldorf: That spider said we enjoyed it

Statler: What a fun show we watched

Spider: Crawled off

(Statler, Waldorf & Spider chuckle)

(**Show 3**) Season 05 Episode 01 Andrew Racle

**Andrew Racle Introduction**

Hi, I'm Brian Henson. This episode of The Super Show stars the ever popular boy named Andrew Racle. (Clip) He appeared in the 1995 episode of Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?. Andrew Racle does some great tap dancing number, (Clip) in this one he'll tap dance with Kermit in our famous Charleston routine just like the one from Gene Kelly (Clip from the Muppet Show with Gene Kelly). In the end of this one, he'll sing "Singing In The Rain" (Clip) & when the rain finally stops he will get join by Billy Biggle & Friends singing Joe Raposo's "Let's Make A Dream". (Clip) So, sit right back & enjoy watching The Super Show with Andrew Racle.

**Cold Open**

**Theater Entrance**: Pops brushes the wind-up toy bridge of false teeth. Andrew Racle enters through the stage door. Pops looks at Andrew Racle's shirt & it says "Protect Our Earth". Andrew Racle sweeps up the theater entrance with the broom to get it clean. Pops chuckles & says "What a way to protect the earth & make it clean"

***Season 5 Opening Theme***

**Gonzo's Trumpet**

When Gonzo blows his trumpet, it rings and a voice comes out. He puts it to his ear.
Gonzo: Hello? … He's not home

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit welcomes us to our show, with tonight's guest Mr. Andrew Racle. Kermit introduces the greatest number from Baffin Bay.

**Jambalaya**

In the Arctic setting, Penguins, The Baby Seal, Jessica Fried & Am Eskimos sings while Wolfgang The Seal catches fish.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: Incredible, that seal caught lots of fish

Statler: Yep!! Fish sure do have fins that swim around

(They Chuckle)

**Backstage**

Kermit liked that number. Billy Biggle practices singing "Cool Water". Kermit remembers that when we did the "Cool Water" song. Shira Roth remebers the one that Lubbock Lou & The Jughuggers sang on The Muppet Show with Mr. Gene Kelly. Shira Roth pretends to swim under-water, Billy Biggle is an imaginary lifeguard. Kermit was very wierd, so Kermit practices singing "Cool Water" while Shira Roth pretends swimming.

**Daffy Duck's Report**

Daffy Duck reads the report about the earth. The Earth is the 3rd planet in the solar system.

**Kermit & Andrew Racle**

Kermit tries to talk Andrew Racle into performing, explaining that if Andrew Racle doesn't go on. Kermit will, & adds that he can dance his way out of Jell-O. Andrew Racle offers to teach Kermit to dance, explaining that he used to be a dance teacher. Kermit asks him to give him his dance lesson on-stage, tricking Andrew Racle into performing.

Kermit: Music Professor....

Andrew Racle teaches Kermit to tap dance to the melodies of "Frere Jacques" & "The Worry Song"

**Balcony**

Waldorf: I wish Andrew Racle would teach me to Charleston

Statler: I wish Andrew Racle would drive you to Charleston (laughs)

**Backstage**

Kermit returns humming. Billy Biggle could hardly believe how Andrew Racle did. Shira Roth gets the movie-screen on stage for her next sketch. The next sketch is called "The 9 Planets Lecture". Scooter, Kermit & Jessica Fried gets to watch from backstage for the next sketch. Billy Biggle will like it & says "Ookey-Dokey"

**Shira Roth's Lecture**

Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen, Ms. Shira Roth will give a lecture on 9 Planets

Today, Shira Roth is going to give a lecture on 9 planets.

Shira Roth: Lights please....

She looks at the movie screen & sees the 9 planets in outer space. The rocket-ship passes through Mercury. Then, it passes through Venus, Earth, & Mars. Just then, Knee-Moi was in the rocket-ship exploring with the other rocket-ship. The 2 rocket-ships passes through Jupiter & Saturn. When the rocket-ships stops & Uranus. Knee-Moi saw the Yip-Yip Aliens in Uranus. Then, Knee-Moi & the Martians passes through Neptune & finally, they arrived in Pluto. In Pluto, they met Miss Piggy, Link Hogthrob & Dr. Julius Strangepork. Shira Roth finishes the lecture on the 9 planets. Shira Roth, Miss Piggy, Link Hogthrob & Dr. Julius Strangepork count 9 planets in the solar system.

(U.S. Spot) **Fit As A Fiddle**

Aaron Harvey & Gus Carr are dressed up as dogs who will try to win the heart of the French Poodle. She eventually settles for Snoopy.

**Balcony**

Statler: (Chuckles) What a dog!! What a poodle!!

Waldorf: I thought they'd never chase dogs before on this show...

Statler: He'd never seen that dog chase before (Chuckles)

**Backstage**

Andrew Racle stands by the piano, Christain Buenaventura & Alexandra Palm runs into him. Christain Buenaventura tells Andrew Racle that he's been doing a wonderful job on the show tonight. Andrew Racle points out that he hasn't done anything yet. Billy Biggle comes by the piano.

Billy Biggle: I got it, Let's sing "You Wonderful You", before I play "Cool Water".

Christain Buenaventura: What a cool idea!!! Let's do it!!!

Billy Biggle plays the piano, Andrew Racle sings "You Wonderful You" to Christain Buenaventura & Alexandra Palm, but Gonzo interrupts the performance to tell Christain Buenaventura that he has to go on-stage for "Bees In Space". Andrew Racle finishes the song by serenading Gonzo, Alexandra Palm & Miss Piggy.

**Bees In Space**

Christain Buenaventura, Michelle Montoya, Spencer Liff & Tiffany Burton are in the spaceship swine-trek exploring outer space. In outer space they saw the stars up in the sky

Michelle Montoya: See those pretty stars & they twinkle in the night

Christain Buenaventura looks through his binoculars. He saw Link Hogthrob riding in the rocket-ship to the moon. Spencer Liff took a nice picture of Link Hogthrob riding in the rocket-ship to the moon. Link Hogthrob joins the spaceship swine-trek, they continue exploring outer space. Finally, the spaceship swinetrek slowly stops at Mars. At Mars they saw..... Could it be??????????? The Yip-Yip Aliens, Miss Piggy & Dr. Julius Strangepork. So Christain Buenaventura takes a nice picture of Michelle Montoya, Spencer Liff, Tiffany Burton, First Mate Piggy, Captain Link Hogthrob, The Yip-Yip Aliens & Dr. Julius Strangepork. They throw a nice explore space party & the scene ends in chaos.

**Backstage**

Kermit loves that picture Christain Buenaventura took. It came out beautiful.

Shira Roth: Look Kermit, there's Miss Piggy, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork, The Yip-Yip Aliens, Michelle Montoya, Spencer Liff & Tiffany Burton in the spaceship swine-trek exploring outer space.

Billy Biggle gets ready to sing "Cool Water" & plays the piano. Kermit goes onstage for the intro.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces Billy Biggle playing "Cool Water" on the piano

**Billy Biggle On Piano**

Billy Biggle is in Billy Biggle's House playing "Cool Water" when it's raining outside

**Backstage**

Kermit: That was terrific Billy Biggle, you played beautiful.

Billy Biggle: Thanks

Andrew Racle goes on for his finale

**Andrew Racle's Finale**

Andrew Racle plays the piano & sings "Singin' In The Rain" while Ryan McCutchan, Gus Carr & Kari Floberg are outside wearing blue boots & yellow rain-coats & carry red umbrellas.

Kari Floberg: Hey everyone, look, the rain stopped.

As Ryan McCutchan, Gus Carr & Kari Floberg went inside the house & meet Andrew Racle. They saw a beautiful rainbow outside the window. Andrew Racle joins Ryan McCutchan, Gus Carr, Kari Floberg, Jessica Fried, Michelle Montoya, Spencer Liff, Tiffany Burton, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Floyd Pepper, Scooter, Winnie The Pooh, Tigger & Billy Biggle by singing "Let's Make A Dream"

**Stage Curtain**

Andrew Racle enjoyed the show very much. One thing he really liked about it is the colors of the rainbow which he saw. Gonzo show Andrew Racle the picture of the rainbow & it came out so nice & Kermit closes the show

**Closing Theme**

Waldorf: What a neat rainbow

Statler: Knee-Moi liked that rainbow she made in the theater box!!!

(Statler, Waldorf & Knee-Moi Laughs)