Lawyered Up

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## Lawyered Up(Escaping the Prison)

**Lawyered Up**, originally titled the **Lame Ending** or **Legal Ending**, abbreviated to **LU**, is one of the three endings in *Escaping the Prison*.

It is the easiest ending in the game, with only 2 screens, behind both “Sneaky Escapist” and “Badass Bust Out”.

## Characters

* **Henry Stickmin** *(no lines)*
* F. Reede *(mentioned)*
* Kevin Lomax *(legacy Only; mentioned)*
* Johnnie Cochran *(legacy Only; mentioned)*
* A. Justice *(mentioned)*
* M. Hyperchicken *(mentioned)*
* J. Kelly *(mentioned)*
* J. Pianta *(mentioned)*
* S. Goodman *(mentioned)*
* **Felix White**
* **Hubert Brown**
* **Vladimir** **VonBraun**
* **Winston Davis**
* Unknown Doctor (mentioned)
* Chuck Sammids *(no lines)*
* Juno Grumptert *(no lines)*
* Dane Slojd *(no lines)*
* Steve Stevens *(no lines)*
* Ted McAdams *(legacy Only)*

## Cell

* Cellphone: *(Henry picks up a cellphone and contacts Felix White.)*

## Witness Testimony

* *(A courtroom is taken place as Winston Davis is the testimony. It is dated September 9th, 12:53 PM, located on a District Court. A judge named Hubert Brown bangs his gavel.)*
* **Hubert**: Witness, please continue your testimony.
* **Winston**: Okay. I was riding alongside with my partner in the armored van, but suddenly.... spotted a bag on the side of the road. We got out and eventually decided to throw the bag in with the others. We didn't know there was someone hidin' in there!
* **Felix**: OBJECTION! So, the defendant crawled into that bag, in order to break into the bank. Is that correct?
* **Vladimir** **VonBraun**: Is it not obvious?
* **Felix**: Is it really that obvious? I have proof that the defendant didn't hide himself in that bag.
* **Hubert**: Well then, what are you waiting for? Present this evidence already!

## Courtoom

* Anything but the Disgusing Bag (Doctor's Analysis, Teleporter, Attorney's Badge, Floor Plans, Security Footage):
	+ **Felix**: TAKE THAT!
	+ **Hubert**: What... Is this?
	+ **Felix**: It's evidence.
	+ **Hubert**: And how exactly does this prove anything?
	+ **Felix**: *(clueless)* Well, I.. *(laughs nervously)* I was just kidding, let me try-
	+ **Hubert**: This is no time for jokes! I see no reason to further prolong this trial. *(Henry is upset)* I find the defendant, Henry Stickmin: *(**Guilty**)*
	+ (**Fail Message**): "What kind of third-rate lawyer did you hire?
* Disgusing Bag:
	+ **Felix**: TAKE THAT!
	+ **Hubert**: Is... Is that the bag the defendant hid in?
	+ **Felix**: Yes, but there's one thing that's been bothering me... If the defendant really was hiding in the bag, then... *(slams the table and questions)* How did he tie the knot from the outside of the bag?!

## How Did Henry Tie the Knot On the Outside of the Bag?

* **Vlad****imir**: *(dropping his tiny diamond)* What?
* **Felix**: If he was in the bag then it'd be impossible for him to tie the knot on the outside!
* **Hubert**: But then, how did he do it?
* **Felix**: It's simple... he didn't.
* **Vlad****imir**: *(shocked)* Wha-?! *(angry)* What are you saying?
* **Felix**: I'm saying that my defendant wasn't hiding in that bag at all! He was stuffed in there! By this very witness!
* **Winston**: *(surprised and confused)* What?!
* **Felix**: *(patting the doctor's analysis)* As you can see from this doctor's analysis, the defendant took quite the beating. While he was in the bag, he was unconscious!
* **Vlad****imir**: *(speechless)* Thi- This is absurd!
* **Felix**: The witness was attempting to dispose of the body. He purposefully left that body in the bag knowing he'd drive by it on the way to the bank. When he and his partner passed the bag, he convinced his partner to throw the bag in with the others.
* **Hubert**: But... But why would he do that?
* **Felix**: Why, to dispose of the body of course. There are millions of bags of money in that bank and the witness knew it would take a long time before the victim was found. But unfortunately for the witness, his victim woke up and tried to escape from his tomb. He was arrested on the spot and the witness thought everything was over. But it's come back to haunt him now!
* **Winston**: *(flustered stuttering)* You guys can't... He can't... This... *(breaks down)* THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO **MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!**

## Ending: Henry Stickmin: Not Guilty

* **Hubert**: Well, that certainly was an interesting trial. However, I am now ready to deliver my verdict. *(Henry is happy while giving a thumbs up)* I find the defendant, Henry Stickmin: *(**Not Guilty**)*
* *(Henry happily exits West Mesa Penitentiary, doing the peace sign. He spots a truck. He smiles and chases after it, concluding this ending, achieving the player this rank.)*

## Navigation

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