Rowley the prison guard

130.Once upon a time, in a quiet town named Mildew, lived an 11-year-old boy named Rowley. His character rather magnified peculiarities that kept everyone on their toes. Rowley used to wear diapers even at his age, causing many to question his quirks. He had piercing tantrums known to shatter glasses, yet he carried a warm smile that held a comforting innocence.

One late evening, the family sat for supper, immersed in the aroma of hot oatmeal, Rowley's plate without honey due to a bitter past incident. As they ate, Rowley, with a twinkle in his eyes, announced his new-found aspiration much to everyone's surprise - he wanted to be a prison guard. To necessitate their disbelief, he produced an official confirmation sheet. His doting father, taken aback, almost choked on his food. Meanwhile, his mother, unable to comprehend the sheer absurdity of it, excused herself to the restroom for a massive poo. Rowley walked out, leaving his poor father gasping for air.

As Rowley walked into the grimy prison, the heavy sound of clanking iron bars echoed all around. The amiable little boy had been in the prison before. It turned out that his naive nature had led him down a path of friendship with some criminals. He was, however, let off due to his unique brain functioning. As he entered, the prisoners welcomed their pint-sized guard with a roar of delight, all except Big Tom.

Big Tom was a hardened gangster from a gang Rowley had inadvertently led the police to during a bank heist. Holding onto a grudge, Big Tom glared at Rowley and flung a bag full of dog poo, a retaliation for a prank Rowley had played on him ages ago. However, prison day was a fun day, and so Rowley, unfazed, let prisoners out of their cells and began an impromptu dance-off. Big Tom, fuelled with loathing, saw his opportunity.

Big Tom delivered a solid punch to Rowley's face, causing his little nose to bleed and gums to burn. It was a tragic sight indeed, but karma had its way; the gang cornered Big Tom for his cruel act. Big Tom disappeared amidst the group, and the next thing they knew, Big Tom had been transported to an underground prison cell.

Meanwhile, the shock sent Rowley into a world of pain. As he whimpered in tears, his mother arrived at the scene. She had sensed trouble from miles away. Poor Rowley's father was arrested for endangering his child. The once lively prison was filled with the echoes of a shattered heart.

Rowley's mother wiped away the little guard's tears. She cleaned his face and cradled him in her arms. A small giggle escaped from Rowley as he let out a small trump, putting a smile on the distressed mother's face. However, the lingering stench left his mother in fits of laughter.

In the aftermath, Rowley's fascination for prison guards and policemen didn't fade away. So, his mother brought him toys of prisons and police stations. With time, his face healed, and his tear-streaked cheeks started to glow again.

Big Tom's reign was over, and Rowley was at peace in his pretend prison world. Every night, he fell asleep, dreaming of happy adventures. His strange tale left everyone in Mildew with a mix of bewilderment, humor, and high creativity. His eccentricity was what made him Rowley, The Prison Guard, a legend in his own right