Anime Girls vs Pizza Hut

## Overview

"Anime Girls VS Pizza Hut" is the 20th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Jiko comes home being chased by gun fire after being sent out for Pizza by Anime Guy. It turns out she tried to out pizza the hut, and now a squad of Pizza Police (lead by Master Chief) has chased her down to arrest her for her crimes against Pizza hut. However, they'll have to get through Astolfo first.

## Original Video Description:

Anime girls try to out pizza the Hut

https://www.patreon.com/pantsahat

Astolfo VA: https://twitter.com/CrySpy27?s=09

#animation #astolfo #meme

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Jiko
* Anime Guy
* Hippo
* Astolfo
* Master Chief

#### Other characters:

* MILFhunter48
* Hayabusa

## Transcript:

Lego Guy: So uh, did you get the pizza?

Jiko: Not yet, Senpai! There's been some, um, complications... But don't worry! You'll be totally safe in the freezer! Where do we keep the hand grenades?

Hippo: Bruh, have you checked next to the Doritos?

Astolfo: Hey, what's going on? I'm used to my *back* door being destroyed, but not my front!

Jiko: This is no time for jokes!

Astolfo: Why? What'd you do?

Jiko: I may have, maybe… tried to out-pizza the hut...

Astolfo: Jiko, you've killed us! No one out-pizzas the hut!

Jiko:I just thought if they completely unfroze my pizza I wouldn't chip a tooth!

Astolfo: You think you know better than Pizza Hut!?!

Jiko: I would have went to Papa John's, but he's canceled!

Astolfo: WE DON'T SAY HIS NAME! You'll bring the day of reckoning upon us! The Pizza Police are already going to knock on that door any minute!

Master Chief: Pizza Hut has placed an order for your arrest. *And I'm here to deliver.*

Jiko: ... Lame...

Astolfo: Hello, Master! I haven't seen you since you dumped me!

Master Chief: We never dated.

MilfHunter48: Sir, permission to increase my KD.

Master Chief: Negative, Milfhunter48. He's got anime protagonist strength. You wouldn't last a second.

Astolfo: So Master, what's with the "fit"? Is that the new twenty-dollar skin? Or did you just sell out?

Master Chief: Me? A sell out? I see out like a... PS5.

Spartan: Or your mom on the street corner! AH HEH HEH~

Astolfo: You're dressed like a walking billboard.

Master Chief: And you're dressed as a beta male wearing a skirt.

Astolfo: Oh... Want me to take it off?

Spartan: YES.

Master Chief: No. Look, we're not even here for you. We're just here for "Stuffed Crust" over there.

Master Chief: If you stay out of our way, I'll even pretend to date you again. What do you say?

Astolfo: Maybe I was wrong about you... You're not a sell out. You're just here for my **BUSSY**. Not the first time I rode your head!

Master Chief: LIES!

Astolfo: Holy guacamole!

Jiko: Ha! Nice aimbot, knucklehead! You missed!

Master Chief: IT WAS LAG!

Jiko: Okay, what should we do? Your ex is gonna blast us when his laser recharges!

Astolfo: wouldn't be the first time he blasted me.

Jiko: Oh, stop being lewd! It doesn’t help!

Astolfo: Wanna bet? Hey Master!

Master Chief: What?

Astolfo: FLASH BANG!

MilfHunter48: I’m Blind!

Spartan: IT’S HUGE!

Hippo: Bruh, why do they always gotta censor the good parts?

Jiko: Wait, I think I have an idea!

Astolfo: Master, are you okay?

Master Chief: No! You couldn’t out pizza the hut, so you destroyed their reputation. Now how am I gonna pay rent?

Astolfo: You can always just move back in with me.

Master Chief: I’d rather freeze outside.

Jiko: Wait, did you say freeze? Oh no, Senpai! You’re more frozen than a Pizza Hut Pizza!

Astolfo: Ooh~! I know what would help!

Jiko: If you say something dumb like warming him up in your volcano heat thighs, I’m going to slap you!

Astolfo: No, I was just going to say to use the microwave. It has a defrost button.

## Trivia

* It's confirmed that Master Chief and Astolfo are officially broken up in this episode, likely after the events of " You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon" when he ended up choosing Jiko. However, nothing seems to have ever come of their relationship, as nothing implies Master Chief and Jiko are dating or ever dated to begin with (as Jiko was already devoted to Anime Guy).
* There is a scene where Master Chief attempts to make a deal with Astolfo and shake his hand (Saying he'll pretend to date Astolfo again if he hands over Jiko) with Astolfo seemingly accepting his deal before grabs and throws Master Chief. This is a direct parody of an exchange between Raiden and Senator Armstrong from the 2013 video game "Metal Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. The scene even makes use of the same sound clip from when Raiden grabs Armstrong and throws him.
* The manga that Anime Guy reads at the beginning is volume 4 of Fate/Apocrypha.
* Jiko getting pizza for Anime Guy (or at least trying to) is another possible connection that she may be Yandere Girl, as she got him a Pizza at the end of "If Anime was LEGO".

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/TTxAlkD-xDI?si=Ep0FV6dT1yUNEiAL&t=484
2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fate/Apocrypha