Season 1 Episode 18

***DISCLAMER!!!!:*** This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is the Field Day but then Insult each other Challenge.

Now the story. It is mostly written from Yaromir's P.O.V.

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### Director

Mia Thompson

After enduring the weirdest stuff yesterday, I had no idea what to think. I woke up to 57 text messages about the challenge today. It was playing a bunch of dumb games on a field. The field wasn't actually the field however. It was the dojo mat. I got dressed, only to see the weird 5 year old neighbor covered in peanut butter and jelly to throw himself against the window and slowly slide down while smiling menacingly. I really need to cover my window with a metal wall. I got ready, made breakfast, and got on the bus. Mia and Zane were trying to push away Madison from their sculpture of Krompy. I told Madison to go sit down otherwise she would get hurt. She didn't listen of course, and she flew back against the bus door and started cursing in Spanish. When we got to the dojo, Joshua started getting all emotional because somebody said Walmart loses 10 billion to theft every year. This kid REALLY loves Walmart. I decided to mess with him and say that the number could go even higher if we all pitched in and started stealing stuff. Then he turned red like a tomato and friggin LUNGED at me. I had to clonk him in the head with a pool noodle so he would calm down. Then Mia said one of her iconic lines. "Do better." I really don't know anything that doesn't apply to. Zane asked what the field day was about, and Manny and Skyler pulled him into the closet. He was screeching, then laughing, then walked out of the door with a blank look on his face. I asked him what is was, but he held his hand up to my mouth and said, "ShhshhHahahshdhahsdhahshheee heeee hahsshhhhhhhhhhhh!" Never again. Manny and Skyler made a chair podium and announced that field day was cancelled. Before they could finished their sentences, Riley and Korbin were cheering and asking if they could go home. Manny got angry and flew over to them and said, " Not scientifically possible." They nodded quickly and he got back up on the chair podium. Skyler said that in place of field day, the challenge was to vote on two people make them have an insult battle. First up was to start voting. We all sat in this little circle and wrote down the names of the people we wanted to see battle. I put down Zane personally. BUT before you get any ideas, that kid was sharp and he had a lot of comebacks prepared. He would make a good fight. After 20 minutes and five temper tantrums due to an orange peel, it was over. Manny tallied up the names, of course, me and Joshua were going. Because of the Walmart issue. Aiyaaaaa. We stood in the center of the human circle and started. Joshua went first, and started with a yo mama joke. So weak. Joshua said, "Yo momma SO ugly, she has to trick or treat by telephone." I mean it was pretty decent, but I had way better ones. I said, " Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its STILL printing. Yo momma so fat,, her high school yearbook photo was an aerial shot." He gave me the anime "Imma consume your toes and burn them" look, but he came up with, "I don't know what you problem with making jokes is, but I'm betting its hard to pronounce. MYAH!" I don't know what Myah was for, but I followed up by saying, "I've been called worse by better." Lastly, he came up with, "Bro, my guy, your friends are the reason why the people sell mirrors on Halloween. " Clearly that one was made up on the spot. I think I went too far after that. I said, ' Joshua, you are the dude who orders chicken strips at a Chinese restaurant. Also, if you are going to insult me, make sure it doesn't apply to you. You said we are friends which tied up with your last "comeback". Congratulations, you played yourself." He just left after that. Everyone was cheering. I don't exactly know what they were cheering at, but I know one thing. I was HUNGERY. It took Joshua over five hours to come up with his comebacks, so the battle technically went on for almost 6 hours. Skyler said that was an amazing show, so he decided to take us to Tasty Joe's, which was our local Asian place. The only Asian place aside from a mini sushi shop. It was delicious though. The kids were cheering and hugging Skyler as a thank you. When we went in, my predicting the future abilities came back. Joshua did end up ordering chicken strips. Man, today was weird.