Television

The **television** can be purchased from the Electronics Store for 1499 coins. An extended warranty costs 299 coins (though it is currently useless, unlike for the Computer), and express shipping costs 349 coins.

## Channel 0 - Test Card

Channel 0
The channel on the dot symbol is unnamed, and shows a television test card.

## Channel 1 - Channel List

Channel 1
Shows current time and lists other channels. This channel never goes off air.

## Channel 2 - NEWS - The News

Channel 2
There’s no voice, only sound effects of chattering. The News Ticker is very fast to the point of being unreadable, but can be read on screenshots or slow motion video. The ticker loops in around 30 seconds and is updated every day. This channel goes off air at midnight, and shows the test card (same as on channel 0) until next morning.

The host is probably inspired by Peter Mansbridge.

## Channel 3 - ANML - Forest Animals

Channel 3
Footage of real-life animals: raccoons, geese, bears, foxes, hares. This channel never goes off air.

## Channel 4 - NATR - Soothing Scenery

Channel 4
Footage of real-life landscapes. This channel never goes off air.

## Channel 5 - WTHR - Weather Forecast

Channel 5
Predicts the weather (sun or rain) and temperature (has no effect on the gameplay) for tomorrow and shows today’s. This channel never goes off air.

## Channel 6 - GAME - The Game Show!

Channel 6Pay-per-view movie
Game show similar to Jeopardy. Some of the contestants may be known in-game characters, like the Police Chief or Arcade Associate.

After 10:00 PM, it switches to a "pay-per-view movie". However, that movie is transmitted in an extremely poor quality, so it's mostly static noise. At midnight, the channel goes off air and shows the test card.

## Channel 7 - SHOP - Shopping Bonanza

Channel 7Medical Diploma ad
Each day, the Shopping Bonanza sells a random type of food (including fish), or a type of mushroom. You can purchase it by calling `555-7467`. Only one purchase per day is possible.

The host is inspired by Billy Mays, who was a famous TV salesman known for good deals.

### Education Ad

After midnight, the Shopping Bonanza show is replaced with an ad of an educational facility offering various degrees:

* TV/VCR Repair
* Switchboard Operation
* Communications
* Calendar Design
* Cryptozoology
* Loss Prevention
* Coin Collection
* Payphone Technician
* Ice Cream Tasting
* Magnets
* Duck Husbandry
* Photo Film Development
* Medical Degree

The ad also says:

* Limited Enrollment, Call Now!
* All Major Cards Accepted!
* 100% Accredited and Authentic!
* Time is Running Out! Act Now!
* No Prior Education Necessary
* Guaranteed to Triple in Value\* (with some unreadable small print)
* Money Back Guarantee

Only the Medical Diploma can actually be bought. It costs 5000 coins (paid from the bank account). This diploma is required to become a Doctor.

The channel goes off air at 4:00 AM.

## Channel 8 - MUS - Today’s Top Music

Channel 8
Plays various music from the game soundtrack. Sasquatch can dance when this channel plays.

A new track is played each day. They rotate in the following order. Note that the order may be changed in future patches. Some tracks are not available on this channel, but can be found on Cassette Tapes.

1. Sneaky Sasquatch (scntfc)
2. Go For a Rip (A Shell in the Pit)
3. Is This Really What People Do All Day? (A Shell in the Pit)
4. Road Trip! (A Shell in the Pit)
5. Parking Master (A Shell in the Pit)
6. Radio Jams (scntfc)
7. Gotta Go Fast (scntfc)
8. Spooky Cave (A Shell in the Pit)
9. At The Docks (A Shell in the Pit)
10. I Dressed as a Human (A Shell in the Pit)
11. Day at the Races (scntfc)
12. Hurdle Jumper (A Shell in the Pit)
13. Ranger Danger! (A Shell in the Pit)
14. Piddle Paddle Let’s Get Addle (A Shell in the Pit)
15. Widgets and Doodads (scntfc)
16. Windy Pines (A Shell in the Pit)
17. Sunscreen (A Shell in the Pit)
18. Everybody’s Favourite Place to Be (scntfc)
19. Tricked Out Ride (A Shell in the Pit)
20. The Ocean (A Shell in the Pit)
21. Dark and Dank (A Shell in the Pit)
22. Bad News Bears (A Shell in the Pit)
23. In The Doghouse (A Shell in the Pit)
24. The Greatish Outdoors (scntfc)
25. Rainy Day (A Shell in the Pit)
26. Let’s Do Crimes (scntfc)
27. Funk Patrol (A Shell in the Pit)
28. Where Ya Headed? (scntfc)
29. Hot Choco (A Shell in the Pit)
30. FreeSki (scntfc)
31. Totally Reasonable Prices (scntfc)
32. Submerged Sasquatch (A Shell in the Pit)
33. Sasquatch Valley (A Shell in the Pit)
34. Surfin’, Bro (A Shell in the Pit)
35. Sasquatch Mountain (A Shell in the Pit)

This channel never goes off air.

## Channel 9 - FIRE - Fireplace

Channel 9
Footage of real-life fire. This channel never goes off air.

## Notes

1. ↑ This track is listed as created by *A Shell in the Pit* in Bandcamp and Apple Music. (See Soundtrack now available! post on Reddit.) The game listing it as created by *scntfc* is probably a mistake.

## References

1. ↑ Wikipedia:Test card
2. ↑ Wikipedia:Peter Mansbridge
3. ↑ w:c:gameshows:Jeopardy!
4. ↑ Wikipedia:Billy Mays