Los Santos Customs / "Damn Degenerate" Worker Quotes

### When Frightened / Nearly Hit by a Vehicle

* Woooow Look Out We're You're Going, Okay!

* Wach It!
* Come On, Man, You Just Need To Watch Where You're Going, Okay!

### When Shooting Off

* Please, don't Shoot Oh God I Don't Wanna Die!

### When Generalling Things

* See anything you like?
* What From Here, Dude?
* Did you need something, or are you being a dick?

* Good to go.
* Better than when she came in, that's for sure!
* One hundred percent guaranteed!

### When Upgrading a Vehicle's Armor

* That's some special op stuff.
* I'll put it like this: it ain't gonna rust, okay?
* If you're driving around Grove Street, you should be just fine.
* You got some beef with the Ballas or something?
* This shit? It might stop a missile!
* Can't be too careful.
* Safe as a tick on a dog's ass.
* Oh yeah, you'll be good in that.

### When Upgrading a Vehicle's Brakes

* New brakes? Installed!
* From sixty to zero in like, two seconds!
* Perfect installation!
* You're good for snow, if you're into that.
* Stops on a dime - seriously!

### When Upgrading a Vehicle's Engine

#### Engine Accessories

* If that car was a woman, I'd kiss her.
* You got great taste.
* That'll boost the torque!
* You got a whole lot more horses under there now.
* Just looking at that engine gives me a hard-on.
* Is that street legal? Ahhh, who cares?
* All the power. The power!
* That's gonna let 'em know.
* Sounds like power!
* American muscle!
* That's the sound of a thousand pennies dropping!
* It's like giving the finger to Mother Nature!

#### Other Accessories (i.e. Air Intakes)

* This'll give you some more zip.
* Now you can really manage those RPMs.
* Hairpin turns are gonna be F-U-N!
* You're gonna want to watch the clutch.
* You just dropped your 0-60 by 0.8 seconds!
* Oh, she'll hit warp speed now.
* Try not to take flight!
* Now you've got some juice.
* Can't go wrong with a little extra under the hood.
* There, that should give you a boost!

### When Upgrading a Vehicle's Horn

* Awesome!
* It ain't La Cucaracha, but it'll do.
* Let those turds know who's passing them, right?
* Loud and proud - like my gay cousin.
* Lean on it! Your neighbors will love you.
* That's a horn, and you bought it.

### When Upgrading a Vehicle's Suspension (Custom Vehicles Only)

* The welding on that is perfect.
* You could drive off a cliff in that!
* Picture-perfect suspension.
* It'll be like driving on velvet.
* Now that's gonna be a smooth ride.
* Careful of potholes!
* Don't go ruining my work playing Backseat Twister!

### When Installing Bulletproof Tires

* They won't shoot these out.
* Best tires on the market!
* These tires are hardcore!
* This is the same stuff they use on armored cars, you know.

### When Respraying a Vehicle

* Man, you mean business.
* Looking sharp!
* Now that's a custom job!
* That's a beauty right there.

When Insulted (Strong)

Damn Degenerate!

Morron!

Dirtbag!

When Cursed (Strong)

Fuuuuck!

Craaaaap!

Shiiiit!

If Irratated (Strong)

I'm Gonna Mess you Up!

You Picked The Wrong Guy!

It's On, Chump!

If Irratated (Mild)

Oh, You Wanna Fight With Me, Asshole, Go Ahead, Try it!

Motherfucker!

Come On, I'm About To Fight, You Douchebag!

When Cursed (Mild)

Damn!

Balls!

Shit!

When Insuled (Mild)

Dipshit!

Dick!

Odd Scumb!

When Talking Some Charles Talking

Yeah, And Actually My Favourite Singer Is: "The Weeknd"

My Favourite American Band Is "Daft Punk".

Excuse Me, Asshole, My Best Friend It's Jack Boss, The Brown Truck Driver!

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