Code of Al

The Code of Al is series of 20 [or more] laws called the “Code of Al”. This code of laws is based on Hammurabi’s Code, which Hammurabi wrote to control the Babylonians of Ancient Mesopotamia, 250 million years after Ancient Yankovic ruled. To find more info on Hammurabi’s code, wait until Unit 2 of 6th grade history. These laws consist of a specific punishment for each. For example, if you steal anyone’s goods, you have to pay twice the amount the goods cost. These laws are specific so know one can cheat it. All of these laws are for the greater good of the people, which is why Ancient Yankovic has stuck together until the P-Tr mass extinction TWO MILLION YEARS LATER!

1. Thou must wear aluminum foil hats to protect thyself from aliens Punishment: Get abducted by aliens when they incline to.
2. Thou must treat everyone equal to thyself in Ancient Yankovic Punishment: If charged of discrimination, thee can be fined a minimum of 10 platinum pieces
3. If thou chose to sue someone, the court must accept the case. If thou lose then, and think thee yielded an unfair trial, thou may apply thy case to thy court of appeal, who may choose whether it be o’ not accept thy case.
4. Thy may not lie about thy social class. Punishment: 3 years in prison
5. If thou seen an Alien spaceship, thee must report it to the local officials Punishment: Alpocalypse
6. Thou may not eat eggs Punishment: Fine 20 gold pieces
7. Thou mustn't become a cannibal Punishment: Execution
8. Thou may not drink alcohol, o' any form of drug unless prescribed by thy doctor Punishment: 10 platinum pieces
9. Thou must play “I Love Yankovic” o' “We are The YankO’s” before every sports game Punishment: game is canceled, all players/coaches suspended 1 game
10. Thou mustn't play soccer Punishment: Given Warning. 3 warnings and 3 platinum piece fine
11. Thou may not harm any Mosasaurus unless permitted by the government Punishment: 5 years in prison
12. If someone with a hernia wants to sit where thee art, thou must move. Punishment: Give person 1 platinum piece
13. If thou see Princelanders crossing the border, thou must report it to the local authorities. Punishment: life in prison
14. Thou mustn’t kill anyone, unless the thou feel like thy life is in danger Punishment: Execution o' torture
15. Thou cannot deny lunch to any girl. Punishment: The victim is allowed to sue the defendant and go to an arbitrator who decides how much money is to be paid
16. Thou mustn’t steal any potatoes o' any kind of goods from anyone. Punishment: Twice the amount of the goods cost given to the victim
17. Thou mustn’t exit Yankovic without the direct concern of the government unless going to MiJacksonite Punishment: Fine 10 gold pieces and 1 year of house arrest
18. Thou art not to own any Mosasaurus unless have a permit by the government Punishment: fine 100 platinum pieces
19. Thou mustn’t breed Sturgeons without a permit from the government. Punishment: 50 platinum pieces
20. Thou mustn’t break into any residency o' facility without the permission from an employee o' an manager Punishment:  The company is allowed to sue the defendant and go to an arbitrator who decides how much money is to be paid
21. Thou mustn’t be stupid unless dared to. Punishment: Thee looks stupid to the public because thou art.
22. Thou mustn’t ride the bus unless another one rides the bus. Punishment: Thee wouldn’t be able to get transportation
23. Thou art to live in the fridge if Steve Tyler is living there

*-"Weird Al" Yankovic*