Chapter 101: Virtue Finds And Chooses The Mean

***Buffalord:** Mystery-class dragon*

***Overview:** Metaturnal infrastructural dragon, medical.    One of the primary dragons on the International Model List of Essential Dragon Breeds, the Buffalords form the backbone for much of the worldwide health systems in the treatment of acute infection and disease, thanks to their medicinal saliva and venom.    Militarily useless, the deliberate killing of a Buffalord has been classified for centuries as a war crime by multiple international treaties, since the only purpose in such an act would be to promote disease.    Docile in temperament unless deliberately provoked, they are easily kept in a positive mood by providing them their preferred food: human-produced refuse.*

***Breath Type:** Aerosolized Kerosene; due to some of the Buffalord's adaptations, they have difficulty controlling their fire and prefer not to use it.*

***Identification:** Medium-to-Large size.    Brown, bronze, green, yellow, purple or blue hide and scales, with lighter underbellies and darker dorsal surfaces.    Bronze, green or brown eyes.    Four pillar-like legs with basic digging claws, large single wing pair.    Large egg-shaped central body studded with rows of launchable spikes.    Blunt head with one horn spike growing atop the skull and two forward-curved horns growing from the cheeks.    Can inflate its central body to twice its usual size as an intimidation tactic.    Proportionately small tail, with vestigial thagomizer.*

***Strategic Role:** Strictly rear-echelon medical supply, and disposal of hazardous waste and spoiled foodstuffs.    Buffalords are too valuable as medical support and too fragile to be allowed anywhere near active combat.*

***Known Weaknesses:** Slow airspeed.    Large target size.    Hide comparatively unarmored to allow for stretching of signature skin-inflation.    Poorly controlled fire-breath.    Extreme docility.*

***Phenotype Cluster:** B8!F6+S ØSØS2+M7TØT2+*

***Populations:** Significant and widespread, and found in nearly all human settlements of sufficient size.    As carrion and detritus eaters, Buffalords are also used as organic waste disposal, which further aids in priming their symbiotic bacteria to the antibiotic, antitoxin, antifungal, and antiviral needs of the communities which they serve.*

*—North Sea Empire, Office of Draconic Intelligence, Dragon Breed Profiles (Declassified), 1822 Edition*

## Major Events

* Fishlegs invents the glasshouse, and shows off to Hákon the progress being made on the university.
* Magnus, Wulfhild, Hiccup, Astrid, Mór, Tuffnut and Ruffnut discuss the finer details of organising the Things in England and Eire. Fishlegs gives them some books on political philosophy.
* Eret discovers Jyette Markussdóttir is pregnant and his brother Heike is the father. Eret catches a Buffalord, which Mildew forces him to kill.
* Rodhlaug attacks Toireasa.

## Characters

### Humans

* Hákon Mortensson
* Fintan mac Ionatan
* Uilleag mac Flan
* Fishlegs clan Ingerman
* Munia
* Sigurd Trondsson
* Heidrun Hallvarsdóttir
* Sophia Makris
* Gunnar Bræsisson
* Valka Zephyr Hiccupsdóttir
* Wulfhild of Norway
* Hiccup clan Haddock
* Magnus the Good
* Olaf Magnusson
* Segna Magnusdóttir
* Ruffnut Thicknutsdóttir
* Astrid Hákonsdóttir clan Haddock
* Asta Rhonda Hiccupsdóttir
* Mór nic Echmarcach
* Tuffnut Thicknutsson
* Eret Eretsson
* Heike Eretsson (first appearance)
* Jyette Markusdóttir
* Mildew
* Toiréasa
* Dagur mac Oswald
* Rodhlaug nic Savage

### Dragons

* Unnamed Buffalord

## Analysis

### Epigraph Tie-In

* The epigraph is about the Buffalord breed of dragons. The chapter introduces the Buffalords into the story.