Bluestar and Oakheart

MADE BY THEALLBIRDSGIRL AND CHANGED BY GOOGLE TRANSLATE

**PROLOGUE**

Bluestar: Oh, I'm choking on squirrels! (Cough)

Oakheart: I keep you, but you are not a tool, and the warrior code says you save the equipment.

Bluestar: IT DIDN'T HAPPEN !!!!!

Oakheart: Fiiiine. It's like eating. Let your jaw do the work. And how you can scold me for all that chaos, I don't know. NOW be quiet now and go to sleep!

Bluestar: (eats angrily)

Fireheart: Even if you break the warrior code and try to leave StarClan, I will save you. (jumps in) AHHHH! Dog! Save yourself! (teleport)

Mistyfoot and Stonefur: (keeps Bluestar) Now you're in our room.

Bluestar: (weak) Excuse me ...

Mistyfoot and Stonefur: no.

Bluestar: FORGIVE ME OR WASH YOURSELF UNTIL THE NEXT MEETING !!!!!!

Mistyfoot and Stonefur: AAHHH! OK! LET'S CONTINUE Sorry !!!!

Bluestar: Thank you. (Go to StarClan)

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Me: I don't see how washing yourself is that scary.... Unless the "meeting" Bluestar was talking about was years away

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**CHAPTER ONE**

Swiftbreeze: Why doesn't he open his eyes?

Monthly: Let my daughter hear us and smell sleep.

Swiftbreeze: But your most valuable tools opened hers and the best devices of mine opened them when they appeared. That makes them witchcraft!

Poppydawn: No one can compete with the two of you, as one of them will have the seat of the first major arc criminal.

Snowkit: (Pouches Bluekit) Awake! Monthly does not allow me to go out without you.

Monthly Month: Turn off the Snowkit and let him sleep.

Patchkit: You will be my victim and I will catch you!

Leopardkit: But I was just a mouse for the last time!

Patchkit: No, you were not! You were a jellybean!

Leopardkit: Jellybeans taste delicious !!!!!!!!!!!

Patchkit: Okay, be a fighter, and I won't be something the Bowlegs did.

Leopardkit: DON'T HAVE ANY SECOND FOOD! (Cast away)

Patchkit: EWWWWWWWW (E discarded)

Unexpected warrior: (Rejects)

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Me: I'm not sure Bluekit will understand what you mean by, "Smelling Sleep"

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**CHAPTER TWO**

Bluekit: (wakes up) Oh, precious sister! Awake!

Snowkit: Yes, future code designer?

Bluekit: What?

Snowkit: Oh-nevermind. Oh, your eyes are open, then we can go and persecute the warriors!

Bluekit: Yes!

Poppydawn: Don't go too far and run into a monster!

Bluekit and Snowkit: What?

Poppydawn: (Sleeping and snoring)

Bluekit: Where are the snorysnore loans?

Snowkit: They are not yet born. (Climbs above sunflower)

Bluekit: (Next)

Monthly Month: Where are you going!

Bluekit: Unless we see big cats and watch Leopardkit and Patchkit clean up their patients!

Monthly: K.

Bluekit and Snowkit: LET'S GO! (He runs before the sunflower he can lick them but he can fall and fall on the sick) MOOOONNNFLOWWWEEERRRRR !!!

Monthly: (licks it) Do you want me to make sure you don't slip again?

Bluekit: NEVERRRR! (She runs away again)

Monthly: Do not harass soldiers, do not separate and do not go under

Snowkit: Yes yes (Runs after Bluekit)

Bluekit: AAHHHH TOO SUNNY!

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Me: Bluekit reveals her secret: SHE IS A VAMPIRE!!!!!!! 0_0

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**CHAPTER THREE**

Goosefeather: Going to WindClan, Heatherstar sells sunglasses!

Bluekit: I have no money!

Monthly: (Throws wallet)

Bluekit: (Runs to WindClan and buys sunglasses)

Bluekit: How many sick tickets?

Snowkit: I don't know but look at the food!

Goosefeather: Bluekit ... You're going to be killed by a monster ....

Bluekit: Shut up and push.

Snow: BLUEKIT! BE CAREFUL!

Bluekit: AHHHH PIANO!

Snowkit: No .. SQUIRREL!

Bluekit: AHH!

Patchkit: Oh, little tools!

Bluekit: E?

Snowkit: Shouldn't you clean up the disease?

Patchkit: SHHHHH! Does the sunflower know you are outside?

Snowkit: Unfortunately.

Leopardkit: let's not show you that you have no choice.

Unexpected warrior: AHHHH PIANO! (Go to StarClan)

Patchkit: It is a study area. We will stay there for a month.

Leopardkit: I can't wait! We can have sleep parties and talk about the boys and put on make-up - Uhh ...

Dapplepaw: Once you start taking orders you have to buy your own cosmetics.

Leopardkit: I show you two new devices around the camp even though Bluekit also doesn't want me! And they had no choice!

Dapplepaw: Cool! I'm here to give you a taste of your medicine.

Goosefeather: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN MY EYE?

Dapplepaw: Silence the old cat. I'm going to teach you how to hunt!

Bluekit: This is great. GO ON!

Snowkit: I want to stay but bossy mc heavy pants go. GO ON!

Bluekit: Go!

Snowkit: My mom said stay together.

Bluekit: Good. But you have to buy me food from mc kittys!

Snowkit: Later.

Stone: COME FROM MY RING! Wait- you sunflower equipment.

Bluekit: I'm special, Bluekit, and this is my sister completing the film, Snowkit.

Stonepelt: It's Stonepelt, do you want a father who doesn't care?

Snowkit and Bluekit: What?

Stone Rock: Nothing!

Snowkit: Are you here?

Stonepelt: Hunting coins.

Bluekit: We don't want to find him now you said so. We hid from the sick cats!

Stonepelt: Are they slipping?

Snow: Y-

Bluekit: SILENCE! Must be.

Stonepelt: Bluekit, because you told me you get kitty coins. And Snowkit because you did not test you get nothing!

Bluekit: OOOP!

Stonepelt: I'm going to beat them.

Snowkit: Did we have to hide here?

Bluekit: Silence the pig project! And Moonflower didn't tell us.

Snowkit: He did but I silenced him.

Bluekit: It's your fault! Here is another place where we can get into trouble!

Snowkit: It's a cave!

Bluekit: All right! You came in so I wouldn't get in trouble!

Featherwhisker: It's a Pinestar cave. Hello Bluekit. Don't ask if it's physics! It's a medicine cat. Do Not Enter.

Bluekit: IT WAS A COURT!

Featherwhisker: Go and get whipped NOW! Bluekit you can hear a great story!

Bluekit: HA!

Featherwhisker: (Goes to the adults' pit) Then I'll dump you so I can get the mouse stuff!

Larksong: Oh see! I am the only one who has noticed that there are tools here! What are your names?

Bluekit: I'm special, Bluekit, and this is the sister who completed my Snowkit project. Stop, DON'T CARE! (He dismisses her)

Larksong: I'm going to teach you gibberish!

Everyone: (Speaking gibberish)

Mumblefoot: I'm Mumblefoot, and I have a weird name. Now go to sleep!

Monthly Month: What did you see?

Bluekit: All! I also have coins and a Snowkit hit!

Monthly: Not everything you dislike. One day you can.

Snowkit: How big is the world?

Monthly Month: Good.

Snowkit: Will my legs grow?

Monthly:

Snowkit: (sighs)

Bluekit: HA! SHE SN- (sighs as she sleeps)

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Me: I swear I'm losing braincells every time I look at this

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**CHAPTER FOUR**

Every month: Hold the rats so I can kiss you!

Snowkit: (goes to the corner and cries)

Bluekit: Now look at what you did!

Monthly: I'll apologize if that's what you want.

Bluekit: You apologize for ME ?! (Morphes into Godzilla) ROOOOAAAAAAARRRR !!!

Monthly Month: AAAAHHH! It's fine! I WANT TO ASK FOR EDUCATION !!

Bluekit: (Morphes back to normal) Better.

Monthly: Snow, I'm sorry to call you a drowning rat.

Snowkit: (Stops crying out of the corner) Yay!

Stormtail: (enters the camp with Husky) Hey, look at what I found!

ThunderClan: IIIEEE! (pata)

Pinestar: ...

Stormtail: (sees Husky) Ah, what? It is a colorful animal.

ThunderClan: Wow! (out)

Stormtail: Anyway, look at what I'm holding! (Showing all dinosaurs)

ThunderClan: ...

Stormtail: What?

Monthly: Stormbaby Foo-foo, check out what I did!

Stormtail: ... (sees the marker) Oh those? Eh I don't like them for three reasons!

Monthly month: Hey! It took me a long time to do it! (goes to the corner and grumbles)

Bluekit and Snowkit: Grandpa foo-foo, look at our shadow! (puts on Lady Gaga sunglasses)

Stormtail: ...

Pinestar: (Button press)

Button: This is annoying.

Moonflower: (Stops sighing) Tell me three reasons why you don't like them!

Stormtail: Good! One because Bluekit is in love with the River Clan Warrior. Two because they are evil. Third, because I'm in love with Dapplepawa! (shares language with Dapplepaw)

Every month: WWWHHHAAAHHH !!

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Me: Stormbaby foo foo? It sounds like they baby their own father.... And how ThunderClan gets excited and shouts pata in my face... rude.

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**CHAPTER FIVE**

Snowkit: Let's eat vegetables that can kill us!

Bluekit: All right!

Bluekit: (eats ladder) BBBLLEEEAARRGGGHH !!! (vomits: wipes his mouth) Chest!

Snowkit: All right! (which is 555 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001 seeds) yummy!

Moonflower: (see Beachball Snowkit) NNOOO! I HAVE A SET OF OIL! AND GONNA DIE!

Goose feathers: How many poppies did you eat?

Snowkit: only 555 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001.

Goosefeather: She'll be fine. I eat a lot every day to do my lazy work!

Monthly month: ...

Bluekit: Snowkit, I will destroy Tokyo like Godzilla! Do you want to come?

Snowkit: YYAAYY! Can I be Rodan?

Bluekit: Sure!

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Me: Snowkit casually just says, "Lets eat vegetables that can kill us"

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**CHAPTER SIX**

(Three days later)

Bluekit: III'MMM BAAACK!

Moonflower: What Happened to Snowkit?

Bluekit: She fell asleep and went into the water.

Moonflower: Cool. (Snowkit is teleported and saved)

Snowkit: (snoring)

Bluekit: (Trees through the tree) Wake up!

Snowkit: (wakes up) NO! I don’t want to, it’s you.

Bluekit: Who do you think it was?

Snowkit: Starstar, director of StarClan.

Bluekit: I'm amazing?

Snowkit: Meh. We find Twoleg and kill it!

Bluekit: Hooray!

Snowkit: Tomorrow, okay?

Bluekit: Yes.

(They fall asleep: wake up and think)

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Me: Why is it such a big deal that Snowkit fell asleep and fell into the water?

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**CHAPTER SEVEN**

Bluekit: Let's go to ShadowClan!

Snow pack: No.

Bluekit: All right. Goodnight!

Snovkit: Bieeee!

(They fell asleep. Again)

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Me: Seriously, my braincells are dying

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**CHAPTER EIGHT**

Bluekit: (Sneaks out and bothers Cedarstar: sneaks back)

Cedarstar: (wake up tortured) OOOOOVVV !!!!!!

Bluekit: Hehehe!

Snovkit: Did you harass Cedarstar?

Bluekit: Iiiiieeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh ...

Snovkit: Great! Can I use Stonetooth?

Bluekit: No.

Snowkit: Let's count the elders for stories!

Bluekit: Or let's buy fish!

Snovkit: Can we get salmon?

Bluekit: Of course! Oh Piiinestar? can i borrow twenty dollars

Pinestar: Meh. (gives money)

Bluekit: (buys all salmon on Earth: has three bucks)

Bluekit: (gives change to Pinestar) Here you go!

Pinestar: Thank you!

Bluekit: (eats half salmon)

Snowkit: (Eat the other half of the salmon) Now let's worry about the elders for the story!

Bluekit: Yes. Okay.

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Me: Who screams like that? Cedarstar is creepy

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**CHAPTER NINE**

(They ran to the old lair and held them all until they told their stories)

Larksong: And then-

Snowkit: (go to bed)

Mumblefoot: I was.

Bluekit: (go to bed)

Mumblefoot: Yes, I did!

Larksong: How did you get this story?

Mumblefoot: Easy! I held my leg until he told me the story!

Larksong: It's so easy!

Pinestar: Lightning is here!

ThunderClan: (author)

Pinestar: Ok, Leopardkit and Patchkit, go ahead.

Leopardkit and Patchkit: (Attacks Pinestar)

Pinestar: Ok, blah, blah, blah, random word, blah, blah, blah, blah, you are Leopardpaw and Patchpaw! You can choose your teacher.

ThunderClan: (not supported) Leopardpaw. Patchpaw. Leopardpaw. Patchpaw.

Bluekit and Snowkit: (to bed)

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Me: OW MY BRAINCELLS

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**CHAPTER TEN**

Bluekit: Oh look at the butterfly! (Jumps on it but it switches to Goosefeather)

Goosefeather Butterfly: You HAVE THE BEST PROBLEM!

Bluekit: Get out of my dreams you loony! (State and stand up) REQUIRED FLUFFY TAIL! Snowkit Out I'm hot and I have to be cool to make this story awesome!

Snowkit: (Gasp) You are the hottest and strongest one! (Get Iceberg and Pool)

Bluekit: Slave! Lemon!

Snowkit: That's right ma'am! (To make lemonade)

Bluekit: Man, having a Snowkit slave is enough!Bluekit: Oh look, a helicopter! (Jump in)

West: Blue Cat ...

Xiao Lan: (slamming the helicopter into a tree)

Sunset: = OR NEVER helicopter! (Crying) Go back to the camp! Now!

Snowkit: This is your lemon.

Bluekit: Other weapons!

Thistlekit, Sweetkit, Rosekit, Goldenkit and Lionkit: That's right?

Bluekit: BEST!

(Each of them turns to Goosefeather)

Goosefeather Kits: You will die from the beans!

(Bluekit rise)

Bluekit: I will run away because I do not care if my Clan rises.

West: Hey Kit! Do you want to leave the camp to visit the area without caring for your pig sister? It is all against military rule but who cares !!

Bluekit: True!

West: Come pick up the lift! (Walk in lift.)

Bluekit: (Jump Under Sunfall)

Bring: Do you want to listen too?

Bluekit: GANGNAM STYLE!

Lift: Ok! (Plays Gangnam Style)

West: We are close!

Lift: Now you have reached the forest! OUT! (Kicks the cat out)