Dio Day

"*10/10 Hella gamer moment*"
—Dio Brando after receiving a lap dance from Vibe Check

**Dio Day** is the replacement of New Years Eve that happened in Part 17. It is considered a national holiday, although everyone besides Vibe Check hates it. It is celebrated at the end of the year, and was most likely a fake holiday made up by Dio to replace New Years.

## Activities Associated with Dio Day

* **Fire** - a huge bonfire is lit, a ritual done in reminiscence of Phantom Blood and Jonathan.
* **Smoking Weed**
* **Games**
* **Bar-B-Que**

People are also obliged to be nice to DIO himself on this holiday.

## Synopsis

Dio Day started when Freddie Mercury and Vibe Check visited the Bogan Household, they decided to stay to celebrate it with Dio in person.

Vibe Check, being a drug dealer, furnished weed for the event, this very much displeased straight-edge Funky Kong but had to give it up from peer pressure. The group realized they didn't have a bong, so Freddie and Vibe went back to their house to fetch one. Freddie didn't like how this festivity was turning and decided to stay home.

After getting high, Vibe and Dio start playing Mario Party on the N64 for a bit. Dio ends up winning and Vibe gifts him birth control pills in return, Dio seems somewhat pleased. Funky had baked sugar cookies but nobody bothered eating them, which deeply saddened him later on when they go bad. Vibe instead went to grill burgers, as it is a supposed tradition for the event.

To cap off the traditions, Vibe Check lit a bonfire from trash right in front of the house. He even performed several ritual dances in front of it because of how deep in the spirit of celebration he was from the weed he smoked. He also poured several liters of gasoline onto the fire which thankfully (or not) didn't end up in an accident. Vibe starts a discussion with Dio next to it, in which Dio states that he had woohoo before.

The discussion continues as the two go back inside and ends with Vibe giving a lap dance to Dio. He then calls the cops to make them witness his dancing. However, in a twist of fate, an armed burglar breaks into the house right as the cops arrive. He gets into a fight with a ghost present in the house, giving the cops enough time to apprehend him. But as he is taken away, another ghost shoots the robber dead. All the guests are left in shock at what just happened (except Bulk Bogan, who is seen acting cocky and telling people off, and Vibe Check, that takes the opportunity to Floss on the corpse) as the Grim Reaper comes to reap the burglar's soul.

All in all, everyone comes together around the fact that they hate Dio and that Dio Day was awful.

As a cap-off for the day, Vibe Check gives a lap dance to Jerma Cop that decided to stick around, off-duty, to enjoy what's left of the festivities. The cop calls Vibe a "Hoe" which angers him greatly. He attempt to stab him but it fails as the cop knocks him out with a long series of kicks to the face. Vibe attempts to murder him once more, to about the same effect, this time being kicked in the nuts.

Vibe is then kicked out of the house, putting a close to Dio Day.

## Trivia

* The events of Dio Day were particularly affected by the save issues seen in the Failed July 5th, 2020 Meme House Stream. Notably the robber not getting shot, the bonfire not existing and relationship levels having been reset.
* Joel has talked before about never doing the holiday ever again and claiming it was quote-on-quote "awful".