Schmolba

> "The Schmolba- Wait a sec! This little guy looks kinda familiar! This Monster is a dicephalic relative of the Aluur, a species not native to this dimension. Rather than the old-fashioned method of playing a soulful song with it's antennae, the Schmolba's, on the other hand, use them to amplify their metallic chattering of their crystalline dentures. This weird subspecies thinks it's neighbors would absolutely despise it, but luckily for them, their band mates beg to differ! We'll never know what will happen thanks to Idiosynth and it's unexpected dimensional conflicts."
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## Breeding Combinations

Idiosynth + (Fuzzy thing), (Pink elephant) + Brainchild, Garss + Alloybino

## Description

Right off the bat, the Schmolba has some resemblances to Bunty's Monster species, the Aluur (basically a take on a more MSM-esque or "legit" Aluur), as mentioned in it's Bio (also stating that it could be a relative). Notable features include antennae with emblems that produce waveforms, emblems on it's cheeks, a cat-esque tail and humanoid features. It also is lavender with mauve polka-dots. It also has conjoined heads that make up it's body with tiny (and likely vestigal), three-fingered arms, in contrast to it's rather lanky legs with three toes. It has angular ears and a very tall (and also angular), green nose. It's shiny teeth (not that it knows how to brush it's own teeth everyday) go through a pattern of blue, gold, blue, gold, and so on, while the bottom row goes through gold, blue, gold, blue. It's emblem is green and is a larger circle with a smaller circle. It's eyes have a baby blue sclera along with green irises. It also has mauve eye bags. There is one large drum, being the kick drum, being brown and having a silhouette of what seems to be an Aluur, and one small drum, being the snare drum, being navy blue and having a symbol of Aluur antennae with a waveform. The drums each have dark gold skins and red fabric bands.

## Song

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The first thing you'd expect for an Aluur is to create a synthesized harmony, right? Well, for Schmolba, it chatters it's metallic chompers to create a clicky percussion sound, amplified via it's antennae, and bumping it's body on the kick drum and smacking the snare drum with it's tail.

## Breeding

The Schmolba can be produced by breeding Monsters with the elements Nonsense, Pachyderm and Wit without repeating any.

 +  Idiosynth and (Fuzzy thing)

 +  (Pink elephant) and Brainchild

 +  Garss and Alloybino

## Name Origin

The name is a portmanteau of either "schmo", "schmooze" or the prefix "sch-", used in sentences like "evil schmevil", and a corruption of "Sulva", which is a name for one of Bunty's Aluur Monsters. The name was made by Meme PDS.

## Autonames

To see all possible Autonames for Schmolba, visit My Singing Monsters: Tokens 'Ta Timelines/Monsters.

## Notes

* Many of it's Autonames reference Bunty and other related things, due to it's basis on Aluur:
	+ "Bepract" is "Spectra" put through caesar.
	+ "Owawai" and "Ckokow" are both "Aimimu" put through caesar and atbash.
	+ "Gendy" and "Gizjo" are both "Sulva" put through caesar and atbash.
	+ "Lexdi" and "Vohns" are both "Bunty" put through caesar and atbash.
	+ "Qoynocck" is "Geodessa" put through caesar.
	+ "Nihoxhl" is "Chibsie" put through caesar and atbash.
	+ "Sholpl" is "Pelimi" put through caesar.
	+ "Suhyiu" is "Cerise" put through caesar.
	+ "Ufool" is a corruption of "you fool" and "Aluur" put through caesar at the same time.
	+ "Jehnawlt" is a corruption of "Jennalt".
	+ "Reddush" is "Dedrush" with the first letters of each syllable swapped.
	+ "Phunibunti" is a corruption of "Funny Bunty".
	+ "Knotzulvuh" is a corruption of "Not Sulva", which is purposely ironic.
	+ "Wutzinalergh" is a corruption of "What's an Aluur".
* Bunty himself has seen Schmolba's design back when it didn't have a name. He thought it was strange.
* It's Bio states that we have yet for Schmolba to meet it's relatives. If it weren't for Idiosynth, we could've gotten the answer quicker!
* Schmolba was made because the majority of the community, including GooseWeirdLol, has (or had, in this case for GooseWeirdLol and a couple other people) grudges on Bunty (namely an amount of past hypocrisy and contradiction), and because the average Aluur looked too "human for MSM". If there's "ugly" things in the world, why isn't there any "ugly" Aluur? Not that it's Abnormal brethren think it's ugly, nor do we know if it takes "ugly" as a compliment.
* It's Autoname, "Zack and Sam" reference GooseWeirdLol's pet hermit crabs who passed away a while back. May they be in our hearts.
* There is two explanations on how Schmolba came to be:
	+ It was a genetic offshoot created by the Aluur to see how it would evolve in the Monster World.
	+ It's ancestors speciated to grow the Aluur-esque features it has today.
* There exists images of Schmolba's side view.
* If Schmolba had a preferred body type for humans it wanted to date, it'd prefer ones with more arms, legs or heads and the like, no matter how many. (Jeez, Schmolba would be into loads of weird stuff.)