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307: February 3-5, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Mallory Mahonie, Molly Maronie, David Chase Taylor, Piers Morgan, Peter Glidden, Rob Dew, Ted Anderson

Today, Dan and Jordan take a little look at a very uninspired string of episodes of the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets condescending about the Super Bowl, has a caller accuse him of being controlled opposition, and throws an impromptu rally to yell at Piers Morgan, who is in Texas doing some filming.

## Tidbits

* Superbowl Sunday!
* Caller: who's Malorie Mahonie?
* You're mentally ill and I appreciate your call
* Caller accuses Alex of being controlled opposition
* Discussion: Malorie Mahonie
* Background: David Chase Taylor
* I am the Messiah
* Alex hits around crisis actors
* Obama skeet shooting is a fake picture
* You can't photoshop the picture
* Piers Morgan is coming to Texas, Alex is pissed
* Alex tracks down Piers, films, asks to be on his show again
* Alex cuts a promo outside CNN
* Alex comes in on little sleep
* Alex supports vigillante militias
* CNN was nice after the cameras turned off
* Alex wants back on Piers
* CNN tried to make Alex look fat
* Alex gives an actual apology to gun store owner
* Alex interviews Dr Peter Glidden
* Glidden: Naturopath, Youngevity board member, says chemo doesn't work
* Discussion: Harvard fluoride study
* Fluoride article came from Huffington Post contributor platform
* Pete does an ad pivot for his own shit on Alex's show
* "Fire your doctor now"
* Ted Anderson and Rob Dew fixed knee issues with a chiropractor and Beyond Tangy Tangerine
* Discussion: testemonials
* Glidden doesn't make money from vitamin sales, but his family does because they're not stupid
176: June 28, 2018

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about the modern state of affairs with Alex Jones. Shockingly, the episode ends up being mostly about how Alex doesn't understand "archetypes," how everyone is a con man, and how Jordan wants blood and may not be wrong.

## Tidbits

* Alex trolls Jordan, teases who the next SCOTUS justice will be, so tell your family to listen
* Alex mangles Greek mythology because Hillary is a globalist
* Soros is funding frivolous lawsuits
* Alex pouts about being told not to tease about SCOTUS
* Roger says to call the White House switchboard
* Jordan calls and it's unsatisfying
* Alex has a special guest who knows a lot about DBZ
* Jordan calls for blood
195: August 17, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Brian Stelter, Andrew Cuomo, Bernie Sanders, Ronald Reagan, Ben Partin, Sibel Edmonds, Kaitlin Bennett, Lester Holt

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the August 17, 2018 episode of The Alex Jones Show. Alex is in a weird place with his being kicked off so many social media platforms, and in response, it appears that he's beginning to show little signs of his old self coming back. Unfortunately, he's also showing signs of his present self getting worse, and possibly stupider.

## Tidbits

* Commercial: Ready to eat bacon at fullycookedbacon.com
* Alex's narrative is leaning into political hackery
* "Most important election in history"
* Alex used to left and right are the same, now left is globalists, right is good
* Government is trying to cancel 1st amendment
* Removing net neutrality hurt Alex, he wants regulation
* Commercial: Diamond Gusset
* Discussion: do they have different commercials for YouTube and radio?
* History classes don't teach the Trojan war anymore
* America is great because we intervene in other countries
* Alex talks about beta cucks
* "In the land of beta males, Brian Stelter is god"
* Alex is caught off guard by breaks, is he not in charge of breaks any more?
* Alex doesn't know what entertainment news is
* Liberals are hiding a crime scene by covering it with sand
* Alex says a Muslim extremist faith healing compound is training kids to do school shootings, Judge says there's not enough proof
* Alex clowns on Cuomo
* Alex's Bernie impression is the same as Cuomo
* Europe: crime is incresing, but prosecution isn't
* UK Acid attacks are on the rise due to moped gangs, not Muslims
* Rise in stabbings is likely due to better records keeping
* Alex sings Pancho and Lefty
* Alex criticizes Reagan
* Jails train commie soldiers
* Guest: Retired general Ben Partin, OKC denier
* Alex has a bumper of him screaming
* Kaitlin Bennett (gun girl) stands up for InfoWars
* Alex complains about people taking him out of context, so he makes a chopped up video of Lester Holt sounding like a pedophile
* Alex lays dows a preemptive false flag narrative about the MSM as cover
* Discussion: why bother talking to Trump supporters?

## Notable Bits

* Diamond Gusset
* Go To Bed
361: April 19, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Dan Bidondi, Stewart Rhodes, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Larry Pratt, Art Acevedo

Today, Dan and Jordan return to their examination of the past, and see how Alex Jones covered the unfolding events after the bombing at the Boston Marathon. In this installment, the city of Boston is under a shelter-in-place request as the surviving bomber is on the loose, which seems like it should be right in Alex's wheelhouse. Perhaps too in his wheelhouse.

## Tidbits

* This is unprecedented
* Discussion: actual timeline of 4/18-4/19
* Dan Bidondi is out with the Oathkeepers
* Massachusetts is under martial law, and the Oathkeepers aren't allowed to have their rally
* Massachusetts martial law is extending to Connecticut
* Discussion: Alex sucks at geography
* 1-3% chance it was a real attack
* Alex has been right the whole time because drill
* Discussion: Alex was not right
* MSNBC said it's right wing. You heard it on InfoWars first
* Facebook is censoring us
* Discussion: Fake Facebook info
* Discussion: Alex should be excited about marital law
* Alex's pictures changed the game
* Alex assumes all the brown people in pictures are Muslim
* Discussion: Alex needs help
* Alex glosses over Watertown shootout
* Guest: Stewart Rhodes
* Stewart: Armed posses are preferable to police
* Discussion: Texas serial bomber
* Stewart wanted to get arrested
* Stewart does not backup the false flag narrative
* Alex acknowledges Dzhokhar and moves on
* LA times is being mean to Alex
* Discussion: Washington Post vs Washington Times
* It's all just PR to Alex
* Discussion: 2013 InfoWars staff
* Alex asks listeners to cut clips for him
* Alex pivots to framing Navy Seals
* We should call Kraft International
* Alex reads an InfoWars comment
* Figuring out the Navy Seal story gave Alex a migraine
* Caller is an expert on backpacks
* Alex and caller psychoanalyze backpack guy
* There have been so many patsies
* Guest: Larry Pratt
* Larry: That's what Muslims do
* Seals looked surprised by bombing
* Caller: Martial law is to let globalists hunt down whistleblowers
* Dan Bidondi goes out, release the Kraken
* Discussion: Alex doesn't respect Bidondi
* Alex is ok with limited martial law
* Alex reads transcript that contradicts him
* Caller: I have information on the patsy
* Caller: you're so right
* Caller: Bidondi has a sack of steel
* Alex picks up patsy hunting
* Guest: Art Acevedo
* Alex bullied Art to get him on his show
* Art reasonably makes his case
* 4th hour caller brings up MIT cop shooting
* All roads lead back to publicity
* Alex hits important news: Bill O'Reilly complaining about Alex
* Discussion: Alex's conspiracies never change
* Alex challenges Bill O'Reilly to a boxing match
* If they kill me, keep InfoWars going
* If it's not a false flag, I'll eat my hat
* Alex defends not covering the shootout
22: March 14, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 14th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

* Who does Alex want to bareknuckle box for charity?
* Can Alex take a joke?
* Did an Iowa high school force kids to apologize for wearing red, white and blue?
* Does Paul Joseph Watson not know who Ted Nugent is?

## Tidbits

* Introduction of Michael Savage
* Alex loves Michael Savage
* Race Pimps

## Detailed Show Notes

**The story about the Iowa basketball fans forced to apologize for wearing American flags**

* **Original story out of WHO TV in Iowa**
* **A number of examples of right wing blogs missing the point**
* 2016 Des Moines Register article about race relations at the school
* Breakdown, including Facebook screencaps

**Ted Nugent has threatened President Obama's life, and thus far no one has taken his free speech**

1. ↑ Citations for March 14, 2017
23: March 16-17, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened during the last hour of the March 16th episode and the entire March 17th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

* Which late nite host is a secret patriot?
* Has Alex ever read an actual article that he discusses on air?
* Is it actually good that Trump disrespected Merkel?
* Can Dan and Jordan survive a 3 hour podcast while both kind of sick?

## Tidbits

* Jordan gets on board with "Ya Busted!"
* Project Camelot referenced

## Detailed Show Notes

**Trump's approval ratings are not going up**

Rapper Daffy Duck's Youtube Page

**The Telegraph story about the McDonalds McDouble**

The history of Larry C Johnson being very wrong about a lot of stuff

The New York Times story about "wiretaps" that Alex absolutely didn't read

1. ↑ Citations for March 16-17, 2017
362: There Is No Mermaid

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Just when they thought they were moving away from Project Camelot World, Dan and Jordan get sucked back in. Dan needed a break from Alex Jones, so the gents discuss some paranormal weirdos. In this installment, they look into the time Kevin Moore (the guy who is making a takedown documentary about Project Camelot and Mark Richards) interviewed a guy who claims to talk to time travelers, which is as close as this show gets to a Halloween episode.

## Tidbits

* Goodbye Project Camelot, hello Kevin Moore
* Kevin interviews ApexTV creator
* ApexTV interviews time traveling whistle-blowers
* Discussion: There's not much to ApexTV
* Discussion: ApexTV background
* Time travel video is a pension plan ad video
* ApexTV creator is on because he contacted Kevin because Kevin is popular
* Kevin says he hasn't prepared for the interview
* ApexTV is anonymous for security reasons
* Mainstream news won't cover time travelers
* Discussion: Noah from 2030
* Noah is stuck in our time after getting in a bar fight in South America
* MLK Jr's granddaughter will be president at 21
* Discussion: holes in Noah's story
* Discussion: vetting time travelers
* Kevin congratulates Apex for making money
* Time travelers don't come to Kevin... except one
* Discussion: John Titor
* Apex talks about his vetting process
* Some travelers are fake!
* Noah admits to being a fake
* It's hard not to laugh at mermaid talk
* Future technology: spinning top
* The ottoman empire never fell
* Discussion: Anti-Islamic Ottoman Empire talk
* ApexTV explains the Mandela effect
* Discussion: Google trends of Nelson Mandela's death
* Kevin shrugs away from tough questions
* Facebook is great for videos
* Dueling Noahs
* Kevin is trying to be a participant, not an investigator
* Maybe it's demons
* Apex: people think we're in on these videos
* Kevin: great judge of character
* Discussion: Kevin is inconsistent

## Dan "Predicts" COVID-19

When Kevin Moore's 2030 traveler "Noah" claims that an (ineligible due to age) 21 year old will be elected president, Dan and Jordan jokingly predict that perhaps there would be a "plague that strikes -- some sort of new illness strikes, but it only affects the older population and thus the -- you know -- everyone's gotta grow up real fast."

This is of course, a complete coincidence, and not really an accurate prediction at all, but given the timing it's occasionally pointed to by wonks as a sort of meta-proof that if you spend hours on air talking about stuff, eventually you'll say something that can seem like a prediction later, a strategy Alex regularly employs to undeservedly boost his credibility.
388: January 12-13, 2020

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### Persons Mentioned

Richard Spencer, David Duke, Del Bigtree, Andrew Wakefield, Hitler, George Soros

### OOC Drop

This is my secret place; Horses are psychic

Today, Dan and Jordan check in and see what Alex Jones has been up to lately. In this installment, the gents find Alex decrying how California teaches sexual vampirism in school, then interviewing Richard Spencer in a horribly misguided attempt to accuse him of being "controlled opposition."

## Tidbits

* Sunday is for soft launches
* California textbooks push blood-drinking
* Discussion: blood play
* UN admits Vaccine death coverups
* Alex works in his dreams
* FBI admits satanic panic is real
* Discussion: FBI files on the Finder's Cult
* Ad: Alex never gets sick
* Guest: Richard Spencer, controlled opposition
* Alex defends David Duke
* Alex links to UN vaccine video...poorly
* Source: The Highwire with Del Bigtree
* Informed consent action network
* Andrew Wakefield
* Selz Foundation
* Alex talks bullshit about vaccine recalls
* Illegal aliens cause outbreaks
* China puts fentanyl in drugs
* Mother, girl, and female are banned words
* Aren't phones smart? It's AI in Beijing
* Climate change is to bring about a priect class
* Bible story time
* Dark matter keeps evil spirits out
* God wants CO2 to geoengineer the Sahara
* Muslims set fires in Australia and Notre Dame
* PJW video
* Richard Spencer is a liberal
* Dan plays Richard Spencer racist Charlottesvill rant
* Alex gets bodied by Spencer
* Alex falls into White Nationalism
* Alex tries to make friends
* Spencer wins Alex over with a compliment
* Spencer was just a speaker at Charlottesville
* Alex and Richard talk Trump
* Alex and has immigrant listeners
* Globalists want homogeneity, not distinct races
* Alex talks White Man's burden
* Globalism isn't bad, globalists are
* Hitler is just a man from history
* Hitler was controlled opposition
* Spencer: Soros isn't a Nazi collaborator
* Spencer professes an authoritarian state, Alex doesn't push back
* Alex ends interview with a compliment to Spencer
* 2nd generation immigrants are ok
* Gen Z is conservative
* Alex doesn't know what the Broken Coalition is
* Alex prefers the Russian model
* Return of the Nazi hat story (Alex's True Story)
* Alex is upset no one attacks him over interdimensional aliens
* Caller: Happy new decade, I'm you're best customer in Denmark ($19,000 in store)
* Trump is the greatest political mind
* Alex remembers he wanted to talk about vaccines
* Fentanyl is the Dems fault, the state should step in
* Let's kill drug dealers
* Caller: look up Salvator Pias and his mach 96 aircraft
290: April 25-26, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Millie Weaver, Jack Dorsey, Larry C Johnson, Roger Stone, Geraldo Rivera, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Samantha Power, Evelyn Farkas, Brennan Gilmore, George Soros, Ralph Northam, Max Keiser, Dennis Montgomery, Sean Hannity

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss all the ins and outs of what happened on the Alex Jones Show on April 25th and 26th. It's mostly Alex rehashing old narratives and lying about people who are suing him, but along the way, he finds time to his toe into some of incredibly troubling ideas.

## Tidbits

* New Sale: 100% off
* Someone offered Alex $100 million in bitcoin
* Millie Weaver was at Charlottesville (no she wasn't)
* Discussion: Bitcoin
* Alex may not have known Jack Dorsey was at the White House
* Leftists don't know how to use bullhorns
* Alex tries to push Obama spying narrative through Larry C Johnson again
* Roger Stone went on Geraldo and tried to push spying narrative as well
* Discussion: GCHP spying claim
* Discussion: Larry C Johnson background
* Alex claims Samantha Power admits to spying, accidentally plays Evelyn Farkas
* Alex claims to be talking to White House staff
* Alex could tell you who he's talking to, but he won't
* Alex uses Qanon terms
* Alex: damn right I'm Islamophobic
* Alex goes stupid extreme
* Discussion: breeding programs
* Alex defends motivation of Christchurch shooter
* Alex is pushing ethnic cleansing
* Alex lies about Charlottesville
* Discussion: Charlottesville and Alex
* Is Alex going to bring up the Soros Antifa documents in court?
* Alex makes a terrible poker metaphor
* Alex does a Ralph Northam impression
* Alex retreads the baby-killing abortion narrative
* Protesters at Charlottesville were gay deep state actors
* Alex gets super homophobic
* Alex keeps saying sissy
* Alex turns homophobic rant into ad pivot
* Charlottesville is a 6 part false flag
* Alex plays Max Keiser interview
* Democrats should not try in 2020
* Alex retreads MIAC report and Dennis Montgomery
* Alex got NSA documents from the DEA
* Mr President, you don't need to call me anymore
* Qanon hates Alex
* Qanon is antisemitic, but they don't go after Kushner
* Alex is trying to de-legitimize Q
* I am the Villain Alex Jones... Listen to this guitar
* Alex plays Trump/Hannity interview
* Alex wants to redecorate his house to look like a Trump hotel
* Trump's businesses are losing money... except when they're hot spots
* Illegal aliens are bringing diseases
11: February 10, 2017

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On today's episode, Dan explains what went down on the Feb 10th episode of the Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

* What percent of blackface is done "reverently?"
* Was the Civil War a false flag?
* Has Alex gotten any better at media criticism?
* Did Alex just commit a crime on air?
280: Raptor Weddings and Sardinian Spiders

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Mark Richards, Richard Baldwin, Jo Ann Richards, Crossan Hoover, James Angel Engelton, The Dutchman, Ellis Richards, JFK, Andrew, Caryn, Paul Collin, Alex Jones, Kevin Daniel Moor, William Robles, Lawyer Shapiro, Kevin Spacey, Jan Michael Vincent

### OOC Drop

Clones are not reliable

Today, Dan and Jordan take a detour into Project Camelot world to go over the latest entry in the saga of Sweary Kerry's interviews with Mark Richards, a convicted murderer who likes to pretend he's a space warrior. In this installment, Kerry actually discusses Mark's crime, which is a bad move, since it kind of opens the door for Dan and Jordan to do the same.

## Tidbits

* 10th Mark Richards interview
* Kerry has a new graphic, it looks terrible
* Disclaimer about Mark's case, no recorder, but Kerry's memory is great!
* Wall of text: Mark's background
* Kerry talks about the murder
* Kerry calls Richard Baldwin a pedophile
* A group is trying to discredit Mark, Jo Ann Richards, and Kerry
* James Angel Engelton was head of CIA and Mark and the Dutchman's arch nemesis
* Engleton was instrumental in death of JFK and framing Mark and Dutchman
* 6 alien AI's are messing with Earth
* Prison Life update
* Kerry talks about the murder trial
* Discussion: murder and 131 page interview with police
* Kerry implies Andrew was a CIA plant
* Jo Ann tracked him down
* Kerry brings Mark's book Imperial Marin into the trial
* Mark says that Caryn (Mark's ex) spent too much money and was an alcoholic
* Mark actually owed Baldwin a lot of money
* Mark's front company was poorly set up
* Mark stole Baldwin's credit cards
* Mark bought a boat with Baldwin's money
* Kerry conflates pedophilia and homosexuality
* Paul Collin: Project Camelot blogger and scammer, says Kerry is like Alex Jones
* Kevin Daniel Moor is a British documentarian making a documentary about Mark
* Mark tried to get William Robles to sell Baldwin's stuff
* Mark tries to put murder on Robles
* Mark's new alibi is that he was eating lunch with his parents
* Lawyer Shapiro told Mark that no one would buy the lunch alibi
* Mark had just gotten back from fighting Dracos in the Falklands
* Mark says he was framed for being cocky about how much the raptors looked up to him
* The Dutchman had just gotten back from Kamchatka
* Is Mark playing Risk in prison?
* Project Camelot was threatened
* The mob made Caryn divorce Mark
* Mark says Baldwin is still alive
* DIA put out a report that exonerates Mark, but it disappeared!
* Mark has seen Chinese androids underground
* The aliens have already invaded Earth
* New alien race: Trogs! (Insectoids)
* We're working with Russia in Syria
* The war with Iraq leads to war with China
* Reptilians can't handle sickle-cell anemia, can't feed on anyone with sickle cell, breed with them, etc
* Sardinia is full of spiders
* Kevin Spacey was set up
* Raptor wedding in February
* Mark was friends with Jan Michael Vincent (Airwolf)
* Kerry ends with a disclaimer
380: December 19-20, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Jeffrey Epstein, George Soros, Vladimir Putin, Jair Bolsonaro, Anne Frank, Kate Steinle

### OOC Drop

I respect you

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the Alex Jones Show on the days just after Donald Trump got impeached. Alex responds just about how one might expect, with a display of complete nonsense, courting violence, and disgusting bigotry.

## Tidbits

* This is the most important broadcast ever
* Ruth Bader Ginsburg has an impeachment plan
* Missing Epstein video
* Giant announcement tease
* Pearl Harbor was a sacrifice of 3000 Americans
* Pamphlet: The truth about Pearl Harbor by John T Flynn
* America First Commision
* Fake Cicero quote
* The Dems intend to remove Trump w/ impeachment
* Impeachment is how to stop SCOTUS noms
* Impeachment is a gun grab because Epstein
* Pelosi is holding impeachment back to get people to accuse Trump of rape
* InfoWars is truth
* 4 impeachment scenarios (just 3)
* Soros antifa documents are why Alex gets sued
* Soros is making Putin look evil
* Drain the Rubicon
* Alex doesn't know Bolsonaro's name
* Impeachment as the constitition requires
* What if the impeachment is a tie?
* Impeachment false flags
* Caller: When do I kill, who do I kill?
* Kill Dem leadership
* Alex wants viral content
* list of targets
* War on Christmas goes climate change
* Go to bed
* Alex's True Story: hero of inaguration
* Caller: TurboForce changed my life
* Tshirt: Anne Frank with a gun
* It's not murder if they're demon possessed
* Alex has to leave air to do research
* Impeachment is to bring in Hillary
* Muslims everywhere
* Alex getys shitty about Kate Steinle
* Immigrants murder beautiful people
* Put the country on lockdown
* Fuck you, Christianity Today!
* Supreme Court says nuh-uh, Pelosi
* Globalists run Christianity Today
* Caller: Time for REX84

## Notable Bits

* Go to bed
* Alex's True Story

## References

* The Truth About Pearl Harbor by John T Flynn
269: December 19, 2012

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### Persons Mentioned

Rob Dew, Larry Pratt, Piers Morgan, Stewart Rhodes, Tench Coxe aka Mr Facing-both-ways, Ted Nugent, Jon Rappoport

Today, Dan and Jordan continue their investigation into how Alex Jones behaved in the immediate aftermath of the shootings at Sandy Hook. In this installment, the gents learn more about how awful Ted Nugent is, discuss UK crime statistics, and struggle with Alex taking a serious turn in his rhetoric for seemingly no reason.

## Tidbits

* Sandy Hook Investigation
* Alex pushes a second shooter narrative and turns a corner towards calling it a false flag
* the history of the FBI targeting radical groups
* history of UK gun control and crime stats
* Alex cuts a promo on Piers Morgan
* did the movie Jaws cause beaches to go bankrupt
* are they cancelling gun TV shows
* Ted Nugent gets racist and hypocritical
* Alex takes a Pledge of Resistance
* Alex advocates disrupting rallies and bullhorning politician's houses
* Alex shoots down a conspiracy theory because he's a petty bitch
* Alex begins criticizing parents
10: February 6, 2017

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Today, Dan explains to Jordan all about what happened on the Alex Jones Show on February 6, 2017. Topics covered include:

* What news makes Alex Jones physically sick to read?
* How long can Dan and Jordan listen to Milo Yiannopolis without turning him off?
* Does Alex have any historical regrets about WW2?
* Is George Soros cool, or super uncool?

## Tidbits

* Milo stops by
* Alex is a policy wonk
* Aleksandr Dugin stops by
255: September 25, 2011

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Today, Policy Wonk Joshua has sent Dan and Jordan back to 2011 to see what Alex Jones thought about the Occupy Wall Street protests. Dan chose this day because it was the day after around 80 peaceful protesters were arrested, and it seemed like Alex might be mad about that. The gents get into this and also speculate that Alex just discovered The Who in 2011.

## Tidbits

* Occupy Wallstreet!
* Alex is on board with Tea Party
* Alex gest distracted by Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who
* Alex gives his producers iPhones
* Alex does voiceover for a scam commercial
* Peter Stansbury, End of America
* Fuck yeah Ron Paul!
* Highwaymen singalong
* Ron Paul is the only congressperson to hit a homerun
* 2011 Alex: Pro Iran
* Luke Rudkowski, tell me about Occupy Wallstreet
* Alex wants to co-opt Occupy Wallstreet
* One guy can't fix everything
389: January 15-17, 2020

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### Persons Mentioned

Philip Van Cleave, Stewart Rhodes, Norman Spear, Tom Pappert, Bernie Sanders, Mike Adams, James O'Keefe, Kaitlin Bennett, Rudy Giulianni, Tim Cook, Ralph Northam, Michelle Wolf, Brian Stelter, Dave Mustaine

### OOC Drop

Put I am awake on my tombstone

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at how Alex Jones carried out his business at the end of last week. In this installment, Alex does everything in his power to stress that if there's trouble at the rally in Richmond, it will be a false flag. Also, Alex tries to interview a baby, which is not a joke.

## Tidbits

* How did Richmond get where it is? Virginia House and Senate elections
* New gun bills
* Lobby day and Virginia Citizen's Defense League
* VCDL president Philip Van Cleave
* Richmond state of emergency
* Stewart Rhodes and Oathkeepers going to rally
* The Base nazi arrests
* Base founder: Norman Spear
* Big news: all mass shooters are incels
* Texas FBI report
* National File is an InfoWars laundering house
* Is Alex moving from PJW to Tom Pappert?
* Alex should hate the Texas fusion center
* Virginia will use UN troops to sieze guns
* Bernie Sanders to start summer of rage and burn down Milwaukee
* Mide Adams falls for internet hoax
* Project Veritas Bernie staffer video
* Fuck James O'Keefe
* Kaitlin Bennett report: Can leftists find Iran on a map?
* Richmond will definitley be a false flag
* Comply with state level gun bans to make the state red again
* The revolutionary war started in Virginia
* Don't start a civil war, start an InfoWar
* Ultimate fish oil is back
* Caller: VA cop says it's going to happen no matter what
* Caller: Willard: Obama is running the program in VA. Also, I'm a cop and I'll take your guns
* Giuliani is the next AG
* Caller: I want to start shit
* Caller: Hoax active shooter
* Gun people in VA don't want Alex
* Marines can kill their superior officers
* Bring your kids to the false flag
* Alex lies about El Paso shooter
* You get to decide when it kicks off and who the Globalists are
* The want Trump to denounce InfoWars
* Fools! Everyone will come to me!
* Clinton ordered Delta Force to stage false flags
* America will decide the destiny of the world
* Alex hints around The Base arrests
* Got hates Tim Cook
* Hell is just a dimension god didn't create
* Weird religious rants
* Globalists are obsessed with history repeating
* Northam is a weak peckerwood
* Michelle Wolf doesn't write her own jokes
* Vaccines cut kids off from god... ad plug
* God speaks through Skynard
* Brian Stelter is still ugly
* God is tinkerbell
* God's elect like InfoWars
* Dental assistant loves Trump
* Alex tries to interview a baby
* Knowing the web is the web
* Alex wants to harass/ dox a private citizen
* Alex accidentally admits to Sandy Hook accusations
* Dave Mustaine sing-a-long
* Alex likes black people... ad plug
325: Feb. 27-Mar. 10, 2013

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Today, Dan and Jordan return to the past to continue their investigation into what Alex Jones was up to in 2013. In this installment, Alex goes on a vacation, so he's out of studio for a week, but before he leaves, he references an obscure and very insane pastor, which naturally sent Dan down a very weird rabbit hole that may be very revealing.

## Tidbits

* Alex gets upset over Texas vaccination bills
* Discussion: SBG3 and SBG4
* It took 6 months for InfoWars to notice the bills
* Texas will be protected from the tribulations
* Alex talks about Ninevah a lot
* Alex references Pastor David J Smith
* Discussion: Pastor David J Smith background
* Discussion: British Israelism
* Discussion: Christian Identity background
* Discussion: Esau's birthright
* Smith's sermons were full of conspiracy theories
* There's a lot of parallels to Smith and Alex
* 92% of people who claim to be Jews aren't related to Jews
* Jews caused communism
* Jews are pushing World Government
* Jews are evil magicians
* Jews know they're not Israelites
* Smith talks about exterminating Jews
* Birth Right means world domination
* Discussion: British Israelism and colonialism
* Smith supports Rhodesia and apartheid
* Smith believes Africans should be slaves
* Similarities betwwen Smith and Alex
* Smith is PEZ
* Smith believes One World Government will disarm people
* Smith uses fake documents to make his point
* Smith uses the same face quotes as Alex
* Smith supports Ron Paul
* Smith references Lindsay Williams, oil field reverend
* Smith relates his point to a movie
* Discussion: Alex on shortwave
* Disucssion: shortwave connections
* May 14, 2008: Smith on InfoWars
* Alex calls Smith an Icon of the fight on the NWO
* Discussion: Red Beckman and Smith: Icons
* Caller: Steve in Chicago gets racist, Alex pushes back
* Smith talks British Israelism on InfoWars
* Clip replay: Inauguration birthright
100: January 6-7, 2016

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### Persons Mentioned

Oleg Deripaska, Lord Peter Mendelssohn, Barack Obama, Louis Farrakhan, David Icke, Joel Skousen, Joe Biggs, Larry Nichols, Matt Drudge, Matt Bracken, Max Keiser

### Novelty Beverage

Elysian Fields Spacedust IPA

Today, Dan and Jordan embark on a new investigation, trying to figure out exactly where Alex Jones became a cult member for Trump. The gents begin where their last investigation left off, and it appears that Alex has decided on a new attitude of 2016, namely abruptly pushing for the impeachment of Obama.

## Tidbits

* Current day is boring, Dan got a Nintendo Switch. new investigation into when Alex really became convinced that Trump was going to save America
* Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
* Obama wants gun control
* Globalists are 15 years behind
* Alex claims the globalist plot is like Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke. Way before Dan recognized what Alex Jones was referencing. Dan does the deep dive on Childhood's End in episode 281. Nazis flock to Alex
* Alex still loves Russia
* Putin saved Russia from the Rothschilds
* Rothschild libel case in Russia
* Lord Mandelson
* Oleg Deripaska
* Racist Yosemite Sam rant
* Teleprompter tells Obama when to cry
* Alex Jones fake cries while declaring that Obama is fake crying in a speech
* Alex interviews Louis Farrakhan but has not aired it, now he likes Louis
* Guest: David Icke
* David accidentally describes Alex's game
* Long ethics argument about David Icke. Sympathy for David Icke
* Impeachment Zeitgeist!
* Alex claims that Obama has committed 75 crimes as president but doesn't get to a single one during his time doing the show. Noted that Rob Dew hosts the fourth hour occasionally.Alex is soft on Hitler
* Hitler was a patsy
* Guest: Joel Skousen
* Joel: Ranchers and farmers need a union
* Joel: Politicians don't know what the dark side is doing
* Alex Jones mentions digital dropbox in the Joel Skousen interview
* Alex wasn't enough against Obama
* Jordan was almost on married at first sight
* Nation of Islam is cool now because they flattered Alex
* Dan states that the key to compromising Alex Jones is through flattery
* Alex's True Story: Prominent Democrat taunts Alex
* The left cucks themselves with Islam
* Guest: Max Keiser
* Max: Should gun owners have gun insurance? Dan and Jordan get sidetracked a number times with other peripheral discussions.

## Notable Bits

* Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
* Alex's True Story
251: January 8, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Gavin Newsom, Mark Dice, Jasmine Barnes, David Knight, Mike Adams, Roger Stone, Owen Shroyer

### OOC Drop

Gavin Newsom is the devil

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss how Alex Jones decided to cover the idea that Donald Trump was threatening to declare a national emergency in order to get his wall made. In a turn of events that will surprise no one, it all turns out being a very racist affair, where Alex makes it way too obvious that he really, really wants to serve a dictator.

## Tidbits

* National Emergency has been declared privately
* Globalists are crapping themselves
* Alex thinks his ship is coming in
* Whatever happens, Trump wins
* Alex tries to be religious, just quotes country songs
* God will enact vengeance through us
* Live coverage of Trump's speech
* Globalists hate America and the flag
* Reminder: Students wearing American flags to antagonize Mexican students
* Mark Dice is kicked off Facebook
* Discussion: Mark Dice is insane, racist, and a hypocrite
* Discussion: Jasmine Barnes death
* Discussion: Crime stats
* David Knight update
* Guest: Mike Adams
* Mike: Trump should take over
* We're already in martial law, so Trump should seize the power
* Mike tries to pinpoint the start of martial law
* Discussion: EO 13603
* Discussion: Mike Adams is full of shit
* Alex gets vague about Obama's actions
* Mike: Obama set up the powers to give them to Hillary. The deep state didn't count on Trump
* Mike wants authoritarianism
* Mike wants to bypass posse commitatus
* Discussion: Erdogan's crackdown
* It's time to declare war
* Guest has issues with Bird Box
* The Walking Dead was ruined by interracial relationships and LGBTQ issues
* Discussion: blackpilled.com
* Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
* Sandra Bullock is a rotten pig
* Alex takes a break, comes back to cover speech
* Alex pushes Obama martial law narrative again
* No one has ever done a national emergency except Reagan with the air traffic controllers
* Discussion: ATC Strike
* Discussion: Current national emergencies
* Reminder: Alex and Larry talking about national emergencies and FEMA provisional government
* Discussion: This feels like Alex and Roger waiting for the wikileaks press conference
* Guest: Roger Stone
* My gut is never wrong
* Alex knows nothing about Fusion GPS, mixes up Russian spies
* Alex rationalizes Trump not declaring a national emergency
* I'm wrong sometimes
* Drunk Alex runs over Owen's story
* Alex begs Roger for help
* Next day: Alex says Trump is no longer in power
* Discussion: Alex yearns for earlier times
* Alex matches not-a-doctor John Waterman's talking points
27: March 31, 2017

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WARNING: This episode involves discussion of Alex Jones's misleading coverage of stories about child abuse, and thus the subject matter may be difficult for some to listen to. Attempts were made to make the episode as palatable as possible, but be advised that listener discretion is advised if you are sensitive to those sorts of issues.

In today's episode Dan tells Jordan about the March 31st episode of The Alex Jones Show, where Dan posits that Alex Jones has hit a new low.

## Detailed Show Notes

**The KTLA/Trump Is Doing Tons of Sex Trafficking Busts Narrative**

* **The actual KTLA article in question**
* **The press release from LA Sheriff**
* **The article from The Hill**
* Article about the Memphis arrests
* Article about Virginia "To Catch a Predator" style busts
* Article about the New Orleans bust where all victims were over the age of 20

**Solon Supports Pedophilia Narrative**

* The original article has been taken off the internet, but here is an analysis from the National Review

**The UN Wants To Normalize Pedophiles**

* Explanation of the UN's dealing with the International Lesbian and Gay Association over their association with NAMBLA, back in 1993

**YouCaring's Terms of Service**

* Terms of Service page

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**The WPATH Standards of Care regarding psychiatry and the trans community**

1. ↑ Citations for March 31st, 2017
232: Reverend Manning

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Andrew Basiago, James David Manning, Stefan Molyneux, Lena Dunham

### OOC Drop

I am now a 9/11 truther!

Today, Dan and Jordan explore the positions of one of Alex Jones' guests, Reverend James David Manning. What they find is a horrifying melange of insanity, historical ignorance, and very offensive homophobia. Please be advised, some of the stuff he says is very hard to hear.

## Tidbits

* Dan was sent a link to Kerry Cassidy's TruTV pilot
* Kerry interviewed Andrew Basiago on the pilot
* Today's focus: Reverend James David Manning
* Obama released homosexual demons in his 1st two years
* Trump released psychotic freaky sex demons
* Discussion: Can homosexual be a bad word?
* Dan says they will probably never cover Stefan Molyneux
* Manning curses Lena Dunham
* Women are cursed with cancer, men get noisy balls
* Manning doubles down on semen in the Starbucks lattes
* Drinking Starbuck's semen lattes will get women pregnant
* There are no monuments or cities in Africa before colonization
* Egypt is not Africa
* Discussion: Ancient African achievements
* Manning threatened man who owed him money with a shotgun
* Manning repents, but he'll still kill you
* Manning kicked off YouTube, so he made a new channel
* Manning is going to defeat diabetes
* Dan won't cover anyone with mental issues
* Manning teaches about Blood Moons
* Manning will protect you from strokes while driving
* Manning found a bible verse that gives immortal life
* Tribulation Birth Certificate
* The certificate will protect you from bread trucks
* No one can kill Manning
* Black women are having a tough time finding husbands because Obama's gay demons are making them gay
* A white homo will steal your man
* Manning gives a horrible speech about killing gay people
* Discussion: how much does Manning have in common with Alex
249: Predicting 9/11

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at Alex Jones' claim that he predicted the attacks of September 11th. Alex made his prediction in July of 2001, but is there more to this story than he is telling? As is always the case with Alex, it appears that there is.

## Tidbits

* July 25, 2001: Alex says he predicted 9/11
* Alex mentions Bin Laden and WTC and explosions, but not in conjuction with each other
* Discussion: Alex said words, but he always says words
* Discussion: Bill Cooper, conspiracy kook, Alex's hero
* Bill's book, "Behold, A Pale Horse", is the number 1 underground book
* Discussion: Bill Cooper's death
* June 28 2001: Bill said essentially what Alex did before Alex, and was slightly more specific
* Bill's talking points sound like Alex
* Caller: What did you think about Bill Cooper?
* Alex shits on Cooper
* Alex: Bill cursed on my show
* Bill did not curse
* Bill Cooper interview
* Alex tries to suck up to Bill
* Alex gives Bill prophet status
* Bill calls out Alex
* Bill is angry at Alex for causing Y2K panic
* Discussion: Bill has a good radio voice
* Discussion: Bill sticks to his principles
* Callers back up Bill
* Discussion: Bill's listeners are more dangerous than Alex's

## References

* Behold
* A Pale Horse
163: January 27-29, 2009

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on back in the past on The Alex Jones Show. This episode may actually cover one of the most important days in Alex's career, one where he stumbled onto a tiny piece of news that he would go on to misrepresent and lie about for the next decade. Also, Alex learns that his singing sounds terrible on air.

## Tidbits

* Dan Story: Replacing an expired ID
* New Wonk Level: Raptor Princess
* The media is going to let Obama send more troops to Afghanistan, then demonize him so that the next president can be the savior
* 2009 Alex is pro-Iran
* Libertarian Alex doens't want utilities to be shut off
* Caller: Why do they need the Trans-Texas Corridor if they're going to kill everyone? Why hasn't anyone given you $1 million?
* Caller: Obama took his daughter out on Halloween
* Guest: Gerald Celente, says buy gold
* Guest: Wayne Madsen
* Wayne: Rahm Emanuel is a jew and a ballerina, he cracked his knuckles at Obama
* Stop people in traffic and tell them to listen to InfoWars, this news is huge
* Big big news: PJW article on FEMA camps
* Background: Walt Mansfield, aka Pastor Revere
* HR 645
* Aelx drops sovereign citizen bullshit: right to travel
* Alex loves violence
* Alex has a violent fantasy with caller on the line
* Alex Jones Karaoke: The Highwaymen
* Alex sings the entire song
* Alex reaches out to cops
* Gun grabbers are afoot
* HR 45
* Alex Jones Karaoke: Hurt by Johnny Cash
* Buy food because the globalists will kill you
* Ted sells gold at no profit
* It's high treason! Ted, quick, sell gold!

## Notable Bits

* Raptor Princess Drop
* Alex Jones Karaoke
180: Heresy and God Kings

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Today, Dan takes Jordan for a hard side-tour to talk all about the time that Jim Bakker had Paula White-Cain on his show and revealed how badly he wants to have sex with a pen. Also, Dan tells a fun story about church camp. Also...turns out the band Journey sucks more than you think.

## Tidbits

* Discuss changing intro
* Jordan's grandmother can make poultices
* Jim has Paula White Cain, televangelist and husband of Journey keyboarder Jonathan Cain (silent) on the show
* Jim paved the path for televangelists/con men/scammers
* Paula background
* Paula is Trump's favorite preacher
* Paula kept Trump from running in 2012
* Paula is a heretic
* First Fruits
* Paula loves drug paraphernalia
* Paula is a prophet who must speak or evil wins
* Obey and say yes to god
* Women need obedience
* Trump is good because he's punctual
* Jim sells a magic water bottle
* God says to love Trump
* Paula says principalities a lot
* God says pray for those in authority no matter what
* Trump gets attacked more than any other President
* Jim tells an Alex style story about being threatened by watchers
* Paula wrote a book about Ester because she hates Vashti
* Jim is excited to preach, but the applause sign gets messed up
* Dan once holy ghosted
* Jim orgasms and ad pivots off of a pen
* Paula tells a prophecy about what could have been
* Donations are obedience, Dan riffs on Steely Dan
131: David Lynch Interview

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Today, Dan and Jordan try to come back to the present after wrapping up their coverage of Alex Jones' "documentary" Endgame, but the water is just way too full of garbage to swim in. They dip a toe, then decide to time travel back to 2006, when for whatever reason, David Lynch agreed to call in and talk with Alex, and the big problem this illustrates about Alex's nonsense worldview.

## Tidbits

* Milo was on InfoWars
* Alex rants to Milo
* Alex gave Rush $300,000 for advertising
* Youtube has tweaked its search algorithm
* Brian Stelter impression
* Steve Pieczenik is on the phone during impression
* Steve: Parkland is a false flag
* Alex interviewed David Lynch in 2006
* What is Inland Empire about?
* Ok, what about Lost Highway?
* Psychogenic fugue? More like psychogenic feud!
* Alex asks shit questions
* Lynch is pushing transcendental meditation
* Jordan loves Dune
* Lynch explains creativity
* Can you comment on Loose Change?
* Alex and David talk 9/11
* David could solve 9/11 through transcendental meditation
* Transcendental meditation is about globalism
333: August 16, 2019

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Today, both Jordan and Alex Jones return from their respective vacations. In this installment, the gents discuss the day Alex got back in the studio and decided to spend most of his time making an absurd argument for why Trump is great for wanting to buy Greenland.

## Tidbits

* A journalist would take a month on one of our stories, we move fast and make mistakes
* Guest: Norm Pattis
* Norm might defend the Rhode Island ICE officert who ran people over
* Discussion: Norm may actually be a piece of shit
* Alex defends buying Greenland
* Discussion: WTF? Re: Greenland
* The inuit only moved to Greenland 800 years ago
* Discussion: Alaska Purchase
* Alex: pay the people in Greenland to join the U.S.
* Alex: The future is in the Arctic
* Discussion: Alex's plan to buy Greenland
* Alex can't name the president who bought Louisiana
* Discussion: Impact of Expansionism
* Discussion: Alex is wrong about purchases
* Alex has no clue who was responsible for purchases and expansions
* Discussion: Texas history
* Let's colonize Greenland. Move there and get a Universal Basic Income
* Discussion: Alaskan Permanent Fund
* Discussion: Mexican Cession
* Discussion: Gadsden Purchase and James Gadsden
* Greenland immigrant crisis
* US has superior ideas, and that's why we expanded
* Greenland is indiginous people living in shacks
* Discussion: Alex's imperialist talk
* Discussion: Escalating from purchasing to invading
* Discussion: Midway Island
* Discussion: Hawaii
* Discussion: Phillipene Islands
* Alex downplays 88 = HH
* Discussion: raising flag on 8/8
* Ad plug: The democratic party is adding 2 more Sandy Hook lawsuits
* Guest: Greg Copolla, Google whistleblower
* Greg's Project Veritas video
* Discussion: Whistleblower is full of it
* "Twitter is supressing my followers"
* Going viral is a human right
* Alex brags about being on Rogan
* Guest: Zach Voorhees: Google Whistleblower, Qanon follower, anti-vaxxer, Pizzagate, ZOG
* Discussion: Blacklisted google results
* Zach and Greg, you guys take the show
* This is a summit! History is being made! Greg: Why aren't alt-social media successful? Answer: The people who have to leave are Nazis
* Alex offers Greg and Zach a show
* Alex gets Monty Python wrong twice in the same sentence
* Zach was attacked by Antifa at Occupy Wall Street
* Alex does an esoteric religious ramble
* Real Christians are the longest lived
* Leo Zagami has been on hold for 39 minutes
* The InfoWar is brought together by prayer to make an Egregore