Zirconda the Zebra

**Zirconda the Zebra** is a character in the *Wild Animal* franchise. She appears as a playable character Wild Animal Racing and Wild Animal Sports Day. Not much is known about her. She is lactose intolerant and sees weird shapes after drinking milk. She's also skilled at playing the acoustic guitar, as seen in "Gators gonna gate (Haters gonna hate)".

## Official description

"*Zirconda likes to drink tea with milk and sugar. Unfortunately she is also lactose intolerant. Which means that she sees strange shapes after she's had a cup. Poor Zirconda :(*"

B̮̼̞̬̭̥͐̕u̦̜͖̽̉̒̚͝t̺̮͖͖̥̮͊͜ ̣̼ͭ̓̉͡i͍̝̹͎̤͓̻̓ͮ͝f̪̙̲̊ͫ̓̀ ̷͇̥̳̖̯̻̳̻ͫẅ͍̳̪̯̯͉̼ͫ̄̌͢ē̢̪͚̦̔ ̴̞͎̗͎̱̈́á̡̜̤̬͇͎͖̳͌ͧ̆r̠̞̬͇̎̕è̸̝͈̝͙̥̰͗ ̛̜̬̮̃l̳̜̦̬ͬ͐̀̚i̛̟̪͉̜̝͇͂̍v̧͚̫͖̭̚ͅi̠̹̻ͯ͛ͫ͐͝n͍̠͖̺̱͇̫̈́͞g̗̘̙̦̭̹͌ͥͮ́ ̸̞̰͇̩̲̦̰̽̐͑͒ͅǐ̷̺͕̘͉̇n̎̈̓ͤ͏̮̻̯̜ͅ ̨̹̞̞̭̪̘̟ͯt̨̙̜͚̲̺́̌̿ȟ͕̹ͣ͘e̡̱̣̗̙̰̓ͅ ̴̼͍͐ͫl̖͚̻͎̻̯͕͐ͪ͆͞i̶̲̙̠̼͔̹̊g̾͊̈̎͏̦͇͎̦h̦̟̯̪̜̜͈̥́̆͘t̞̲̗ͯͪ͐͢,̠͈̱͎͌ͩ͘ ̥̰̜̫̮̗ͨ̉̾̋͟ͅḁ͍ͯ̌͡ͅs̰̪͓̦̉̐͊̉̕ͅ ͍͈͕̺͇̜̾́G̘̘̐ͪ͐̓͜o͎͉̯͐ͮͯ͡ḋ̡̙̬͕̖̳̪ ̠̼͚̩̮̥̘͊͋ͭ͜i͖̤͖͙͔̙ͮ̈́̽̔͟s̥̖̘̱̲͖̙ͤ̐͠ ̴̘̩̱͎̌͗͐ȉ̞͖̝̝̪͚͓̰ͧ͠n̫̟̉͟ ̡͚̫̰̯̣̹ͩ̂̌͐t̻̱̹̝̩ͣͭ͜h̯̼̱̊̾̈́͘ḛ̬̙̗͇̔͠ ̢̮̰̯͈̯͍̠ͭ̔l̛̺̬̰̩̤͂ͧ̿̚i͔̩͍̮ͩͨ̈͞g̵̹̤̬̱̭̀̆h͌҉͇͇̺̹̲̼ť̸͉͔́,̶̬̤̣̙͔̄ͦͭ ̴̙̯̮͇̚t̸̲͇̙̞̲̼͇̯̾̾̈́h̭̫̩̳͐͆͢e͚͕̯̮͉͎̳̰͑̇͂͜n̤͍ͪ̽͠ͅ ̂҉̤͎͍ͅw͙̘̺̻͚͕̩̺̎́͐͘e̵̲͖̜̺̪͚ͤ ̼̗̭̜͈̖̫̀͂́̇͟ͅh̥̲ͫ͟ͅä̢̝̥́ͦ̔v̻̱̹̝̻͊͟e͎̣͍̹̱͉̓ͯ͡ ̶̗̘̜ͭfͩ̋ͥ͗҉͙͉͔͔͎̱̙e̳̥̮͚̤̹̾͋ͮ͘l̢̝̺̲̋͌l̸͖̬ͩ͛ͪo̸͍̺̳̘̪̤̙͒̂̇͂ͅw͖̪̝̺̩ͫ͝s̡̗̼͖ͬ͌̏h̭̭͙̪̱̦͛ͭ͛͂͡ȋ̞͔̱̭̬̯̜͋̈͘p̖̼͖̥̞͉̱͎̓ͥ̕ ̧̰͈̯̗̲͔̅ͪ̓ͫͅw̫̱̳̋͘i͕̮͋̏́t͔̤̤̾ͪͨ̕h̛͔̠͕͙͖͔̘̍ͪ ̈͋ͭͤ͏͎̣̪̗̯e̤̫ͣ͑ͣ͘à̡̝͍̻̼̳ͧc̷̻̖̺̝͓̰͂̈ͭ́h̫͓̃ͩ͝ ̵̜̦̻̤̍͆ͤ̚o̵͉̓ͅt̢͖͍̳̳̤̜͓̀̈ͪḥ̺̠̻̖̟̺̭ͦ́̀ͮ͢ę͔̦̘̤̼ͩ̋r̷̬͉͕̼͉̱̊ͅ,ͧ͗̏̄͏̠̮̤̻̼̫ ͩ̇̋͏̘͚̺a̶̠̗̱̝̦̮͕ͭ̄̏̿n̠̝͍̫̲̬̯̝̈́̕d̹̬ͦͬ̊͠ ̫̣̗̞̥̣̫͛̽́t̼̭̑̈́̈́̓͟h̞̹͎̼̬͚̭́̾́e͉̟̘̼̟͛̐ͧͪ͝ ̧͉͔ͣb̬̦̥̗̮̝͈̼̀̀͞l̡͉̹̳̪͚̄o̼̤̦̹͖͉͎̱ͨ̇ͨ͟ö̳͈͈̀͝d̡͎̖̘̗̂ͮ̾ ̶͇̖͖ͭ̋ͩͩö̶͖͈̣̯̗̫̩̠͗f̤͎͔͖̰̠ͧ̂̓̇̀ ͈̹̪͍̓̂͛͡ͅJ̴͚̳̺͈̥̗̣̆ͪ͗͆è͖͎̯̺̳̚ş͈̻̹̠̯̳̦̣̽̓̍ǔ̷̟̲̲͖̰̜̯̎͋ͨs̷͔͓͕͖ͥͅ,̸͈̦̠̈́ͧ ̵̬̱̲͈͍̰̎ͅh̤͍ͧ̌͠i̺̫͇̠̯̾̊̅ͪ͠s͇̼̪ͩ͘ ̰̘̫̲̰̣̤̋ͣͨ͜S̮̯̯̪͕͖̿͡o̓̔ͩ҉̠͓̫͕n̸̬̖͎̖̺͉̱̈́,̵̬̱̳͚ͬ̃ ̢̦̞̤̭̠ͩc͒͑͊͏̞͚l̶̬̦̯̔ė̵͍̰̭͉̘͗͑̀a̷̰̹͍̥̯̭͉̞ͨnͩ̈́̇͏̞͖̤̫͙s̛͕̹̤̩̳̩̏̆ͅē̷̹̜͎̥̥͇s̷̮̣͚ͨͦ ̸͚̞͐͒̎̅u̽҉͔̭̲̘̻̮s̴̖̮̥ͩͯ̾́ ̛̟͓͖͎̓f̷̪̤͖̂͐̄ͨr̴͈̣̭̟̥̻̻͐ͣ͆o̷̥̰̞͌͑͋͐m̧͔̥̲̝͖̱̿͛ͪ ̧̠̯̯͉̟̤̠̑ͫͬͮa̴̭̠̠̰̝̙̒l̨̯̫͂̿ͩl̷͚͈̳̲̿ ̵̘̟̓ͩş̯̪̻͉̞͕̊ͧ͒̎į͔͈͓̦ͩͥͅn̸͖̳̤̖͓͓͈͋̈̐.̗̫̜ͨ̿̍ͯ͘ ̛̘̖͛Ï̡̭̞͚̼̣̣͇̎͗͒f̺̣̞̞͖̮͚̞ͦ͢ ̩̜͚̈́͒̀w̻̣̮͙̔ͦͭ͝e̷̖̤̖͋ͩ ̧̺̟̪͖̲ͪ̋̄ͅc̴̼̥̹̾ͦͧ̅l̨̬͔͉̬̬̎à͚̘̦̹̬͈̙̱̏͐́i͙̬̯͙͕̓̏͡m̩͕̬ͬ͒̅͞ ͔̝ͣ͢w̓́͒҉̼͙̙̭̘̻e̸̬̩̺̫̮̱̦̍ͤ͌ͧ ̛̺̯̗͚͓͉̃͑̚ḧ̦̰̻͞a̴̯̺ͨ̆̈́ͣv̭̲̣͍̮͚ͦ̓͠ͅẽ͉͎̩̖̲͇̩̆̆͗͞ͅ ̷̯̩̠̺ͪṉ̘͖͗ͧ̀o̢̦̜̘̲͊ ̷͖̣̰̘̯̗̮͚͐ͮ̂s̛̰̲̻͔̟̈ͦͪ̈i͈͕̜ͭ͑ͣ͟n̹̯͍̖̜͖͖ͨ̋̎ͩ͢,̢͙̯̰͉ͪ ̬̟̘̗̘̳͖ͪͦ͜w̵̼̣̉̏̏e̵̙̘̻͙̖ͤ ̛̪̤͇̗͎̦͕̺̂ͮ͛a̟̖̭̺̠̩̙̒͞ȑ̥͍͙̅͛͊͠e͔͎͑́ ̨̤̘̣̜̩ͭ͑ͦ̚o͉̩͖̜̤̼͖̖ͣ͋͞n͚̘̖̥ͪ̔̋̈͟l̴͖͍͍̞͔̤͓̚ͅy̠̥̗͓ͤ̓͜ ͔̻̪̲̟̓̋ͫ͡fͣͬ̊̉͏͚̮͚̝̣̙̹ọ̘͖̹̆͜o̟̲͎͙͓͕̠̩̍̓͠l̴͈͉͖̝̺͎̪̊̔̿i͕̜ͤ̇͟n̜̥̠̜̊̄̇ͭ͡g̬͉͙͉̥͌͌̏͜ ̶̙̫̯͐̓ô͚͇̬̲͇̰̱̖͞u͙̣̭̿ͭ̕ͅṛ̷̰̩͔͚͔͇̱͐̊̓sͥ҉̥̥̘̞̲͖e̬̞̱̺ͥ̿ͣ͢l̨̤͓͓ͤͬṿ͙ͥͤ̎̄̀ẹ̭͓̯͍̜̞̮͊͞s͌̅͊̋͏̘̲̺͈̜ͅ ̧͍̥̖̖̀̍a̩̦̫͕̤̰̥͒͘n̳̬̳̱̆͛̀d̴̪̹̗ͪ͛ͤ͗ ̹̤̟̺̟̏͢n̷̰̻̬̺̺̯̳͇̈̽̒̚o̭̦̻͛ͯ̎͘ť̵̳̦̲̜͚̞͌ ̤̰͍̭̍̎̂͛͟l̢̻̙̰͉̯̩̭̓iͧ̎҉̤̩̪v̛͚͉̿į͈̻̪̘͗ͭͬń̷͈̰̮͙̪̮̞̮̂̍ͪg̥͈̻̤̊̕ ͉̭͙͙̟͍̺͕̒ͥ̀̏́i̢̤̝̳̭̗͓̎ͨ̅n̷̪͚̎͑͒ͫ ͔̮̫̖͋ͥ͞ţ̰̱̯͍̲̠͂ͣ͆h̡̠͖̳͍̐̓e̫̖͍̤̣̩͙̒̑ͥͤ͞ ͔̭̋ͭ̏͠ẗ͉͖̯́͡ŕ̰͉̺̻̖̦̂̕u̧̼̖̔͗̎̂ť̼̟͍͎̼͝h̘̹̟̉̀̾̈́͠ͅ.̟͖̗̿͐̊͡ ̸̳̱̪̱̲̪͑͛ͯͭB̼̩̻̖̬͙̪͊ͪͯ͜u̻̥̜͓̥͍̅̓͘t̷̖̼̰̹̰̪̩̾ ̧͖̞̭̺̪̰̟̩̉͊͒i̯̣̰͕̰̥͂͆́f̜̼̒͝ ̤͉͎̺̰̹͇̙̉ͭ͗͜w̡̰͓̼͛̆ͥ̈ë͎̱͉̺̾ͩ͘ ̧̟̲͆̒c̡͈̲̯̜̪̬͎ͭ̾́͒o̠̠̍͞n͖̩͉̠̘̝̘̟͂͋̀f̢̠̦͔̬ͤͩ͗̚ę͎̪̯̘͍͆ͦs͓͕̭͐͊̌̌̀ş̪̼̇ ͕̰͇͕̗̃̏ͫ͜ͅo̮̮ͧͦ͡u̢̗̥̻̙͚̖̠͊ͅr̛̙͍̺͉͍̤̃͌ ̞̩̈̐̿̂͟s͓̩̪̜͈̦͉̣̀̑͠ḯ̗̖̯͈͡n̶̺̭̼͔̳̞͙̬ͦͣs͎̪͓̹̳͓̐̀ ̭̣̰̥̩̂͊̚͝t̮̫͍ͤ͗́o̝̘͉̲̿͂͂͜ͅ ̢̹̘̞́͐h̛̤̱̟͎ͤ̽̉ͅì͔̹̟̩̭͍̟͠m̳͍̮̥͎̦͇̰̆ͬ̽ͮ͝,͕͓̃ͯ́ ̶̙͙̜̺̎͌̀ͅḩ̪͈͇̫̪̖̃ę̣̲̈́͐̿͐ ̻̜͇̳̅ͯ̀î͈͈͟s̨̝̼͍͉̥͍͖ͭ͊̋ͅ ̴̖̺͔͌f̢̰̘̣̠͇̲ͦͭ̅ͨȧ҉̟̗̻î̹͚̄̊͞t̳̻̼͙̮̎͡h͍̘ͦ͋͞f͖̺̹̘͖͎̙̞̄̈̀͢û҉̙̥̪ḻ̮̣̯̱̱̰ͮ̍ͬͣ̀ ̨̱̠͔̀́̅a͖͉̲͖̣̖͉̤ͪͧ͜n̸̝̘̤̂͊̒d̻͔̩̙̩͊ͫͧ̓͢ ͉͎̝̖̬̩͖ͯ̔̍͡ͅj̜̪̳͓͒͞u̴͔̫̠ͥͭ̅s̬̭̟̥̎̕t̶̺̘ͨ͗̓̉ͅ ̷͚̖̪͔̼̦ͯͮt͙͚̭̟̠͛̀o͉̳̫̤̹̰ͥ̆͠ ͔̩̲̺̠̠͍͉ͨ̑́͠f̼͈͇͐͞ợ̺̜̝͖͖͉̞̅͋̔r̷͚̙͇̲͙̟͈͋g̫̗͚̼̥͐̎͒̽͡i̧͕̠̠̯̯̝͐v̐ͩͥ͏̣̰͉̜̪̭̲e̴̻̹̰̯͗͒ ͩͥ̈҉̲̝͍̮͉̤̮̙u̧̦̣͚͕ͥ̊s̭̯̣͔̯̃̿ͭ͡ ̧͔̣̖̫̫̟̯͐̚o͉̩̭̯ͭͪ̏́ũ̱͓ͦ̕r̢̲̮̘̉̓ͪ̔ ̷͓̪̆ͩš̸̺͓͍̲̙ͬ̇͆ȉ̼͓͈͚̭̝̩̠͞n̥̝̞͂͒ͣ͌͠š̬̮͚͕̟̾͜ͅ ̢͈͓̘͚̒ä̡̬̣́̔ͭ̐ṋ̡̘̘͍̯̺̂d̺̖̺̠̲̘̲͇ͦ̅̈͞ ̷͉̘̌̚ͅt̸̲̣͐̄̈́o͚̠̮͓̯͉̥̰͗͆ͪͯ̀ ̗̫̝̺̲ͣ͐̀c̴̪͚͕͗̓̅ͅl͖̹͓͔͓̓̐͞ė̻̖̳̯̠̫́ͅā͇̘̝͉͔̾͟ṋ̡͚̗̗̩̟̣̲̾s̠͎̥̪͚̘͂̓̓͊͠e̥̲̠͍ͪ͞ ̡̯͈̓͗u̵̦̭ͩ̔̔̊ͅs̷̻̩̱̗͚͌ ̱̺̻̜̝̭͎͚ͣ̌̑ͤ͜f̜̟̣͓̥̻͛͝r̡̦̭͎ͦ͒ơ͈̟ͣ̒͐̃m̴̩̮̳͉ͥ̓͐ ͗ͣ҉̳̞ͅḁ̴̺̘̜̞̗̗̄ͬ̋̓ḻ̦͖̞ͨ̉̕l̢̠̬̪̝͔̻ͪ̇͌̐ ̷̠̫̯͕ͮ̇w̵̩̬ͦ͑̄̎ĭ̛͈͈̫̤̼͇̜cͪͩ͏̱͕̞̟͍̭k͇͇͉̠̗̩̬͋̓͐ͫ͞ę͇̦̔d̤̗̗̋͑̊̕n̺̱̯̲̗̮͕̎́e̎̍҉̙̣s̵̜͎̣̥̺̖̩ͭ̽̾̒s̰̠͓̣̔ͯ̅͜.̡̬̝̞̹̋̈́̍̀ͅ

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Paul Bird, 2016: "Zirconda the Zebra" [ARCHIVE]