The Dr. Pepper Revolution (Vive La Revolution!!)

"Vive La Revolution!!"

March 23rd, 2022 (Reupload)

Two lifelong rivals find common ground in the sipping of Diet Dr. Pepper and a rescue.

## **Plot**

The episode begins with Sam and John standing, facing the camera. Sam looks like he is content in life while John is visibly grumpy. The camera man, impatient, orders them to do something. Sam, thinking fast, turns toward John and just screams, "Hey!" John, infuriated at Sam's lack of improvisation skills (but doesn't want to let the audience know it), tells Sam to go away.

Sam, absolutely traumatized by this, runs away crying. Sam complains to the camera man that John is being mean to him. The camera man couldn't give two craps about that and decides to remain silent throughout the whole debacle.

Sam has a mental breakdown before quickly getting over it and deciding to resort to violence, punching John in the face who falls to the ground. Acting like a cartoon character, John rolls on the ground for a few feet before stopping. John tries to stand up but Sam isn't having it and pushes him back to the ground.

John doesn't get up and Sam, somewhat worried that he might've killed his co-worker and friend (and would be in need of a job pretty soon), decides to check his pulse. Right in that moment, John jolts up, startling Sam who makes the wise decision to flee the scene.

As Sam is running away, he trips and falls onto the ground. John decides it's time for him to get his revenge on Sam and runs over to kick him in the balls. John, fueled by his bloodlust, decides to take his vengeance out on the cameraman.

But before he can, Sam comes up from behind him and grabs him, shoving him to the ground. Where does the afore mentioned Dr. Pepper come in, you ask? Well you're about to find out! Sam spots a bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper on the ground and, thinking quickly, picks it up to use as a weapon against the crazed John. Sam then decides that his thirst is of greater concern than John, who lay helplessly on the ground before him, and he takes a sip of the Diet Dr. Pepper.

John, using the fury built up inside him, gets to his feet. Only for Sam to give him a light shove, pushing him back to the ground. John decides that he will not allow that to happen and, once again, gets to his feet. Only to have Sam bonk him on the head with his bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper, causing him to fall to the ground once again. Sam laughs hysterically at John's misfortune.

John, infuriated at this humiliation, jumps to his feet and lunges at Sam. But before we see what happens, the camera pans away to show the camera man who just gives the audience a thumbs up. The camera then pans back to show John and Sam at a standoff. And, with the background chickens as their audience, Sam and John engage in a slapping fight. Sam, overwhelmed by the situation, runs away from the fight, but turns back when he decides to give a crap.

He walks up to John and slaps his hand, making a whimpering noise as he does. This ticks John off more than anything had before and he attempts to kick Sam, but misses and falls flat on his back. This isn't enough to break his spirit however, as he immediately jumps back to his feet and does some weird dance moves in a seemingly futile attempt to confuse his opponent. it somehow works however, as Sam isn't sure what to do. But, after careful consideration, Sam decides to walk over to John and slap his shoulder, but to no avail.

John however, fueled by pure adrenalin, slaps Sam in the shoulder and Sam makes a high pitched whimpering sound to indicate that he has been defeated. John, realizing that he has found his enemy's only weakness, exclaims in delight, "And that's how you kill him!" to the audience. No sooner did the words leave his mouth did Sam fall to the ground, defeated. The camera man, horrified by what he had just witnessed, exclaims that John has killed his friend.

But plot twist!! Sam wasn't actually dead. And the episode ends with Sam apologizing to John and them deciding to become friends again. The End!! Where did the afore mentioned "rescue" come in? Who knows? Who even cares!? I don't get payed enough for this job...

## **Trivia**

* This episode was originally uploaded on a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before it was moved to A-hole Industries sometime in 2021.
* This episode was originally uploaded on A-hole Industries without the intro. It was then taken down and reuploaded on March 23rd, 2022 with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.