The Ultimate Troll/Confessionals

## Day 1: Cast Reveal & Head of Household

That's already a third of the house I'm not going to have to worry about immedietly which is great for my game. Crazy I'm thinking about the game but i am and It's nuts
My goal right now is to have a conversation with everyone and to put myself out there, if I can do that and get on people's good sides, then my roots will have taken form and I can play this game

she says that Oh Alex, I want to work with you, you seem like you know the game
and i'm just like ummm
we've only played for 15 minutes and you already want to start making alliances now

I was at a loss for how fast the whole group chat was moving, and the topics branched off to things I didn't quite understand
I should probably try harder to keep up next time, but for now the conversation has moved to a lull

THIS FIRST HOH IS INTENSE

I already decided I don't think it would be strategic to win this competition as it make too much of a target on my back. But if it's about first impressions, then most likely the two people put on the block will be decided by first impression or a potential alliance decision, which is technically also a first impression

Mia was begging me to want to be HoH but I spun her in a different direction because I didn't want it + IF the votes are revealed (like I think) then I don't want people seeing me as this random social threat LOL and apparently she was gonna get people to vote for me I was like WTF... ok but I told her no and made up some BS thing that if the votes are revealed I dont want "our alliance to be shown!!!1111!!!!"

as if that fucking matters a day from now (it doesnt)
but Mia was the first one that messaged me and has been sharing the most info with me
honestly right now im just trying to get people to think of me as a sheep and "just here to have fun and make friends!!!!"
because theres no point in making moves pre-jury because you get so much blood on your hands insanely early and then you become a target for the rest of the game
I'd rather people think of me as "their" vote... at the end of the day what's a shepherd without their sheep? powerless
LMFAO BYE
JENNIFER IS FLIRTING WITH ME
DO I DROP THE BOMB THAT IM GAY???
omg please if I have a secret showmance
then I dramatically evict her in a "I'm gay." post
I won't do that to her that's mean
I can't even flirt back because her picture is of parvati.......................
what if shes a catfish yall
i mean i dont care if they think im cute then thats another person keeping me safe so x keep them in dont kick them out!

What the fuck
Take your pick on period, question mark, or exclamation point

shes the most iconic person in this entire game
and I will never vote her out ever

He knew so well what he was talking about and this me throughout the whole conversation

Also, this VIP twist is pretty interesting, but having Hannah be a fan favorite can be a good thing as well as a detriment because people in the VL will want to give her powers which can weaponize her
Kinda wish I was a VIP though
It'd make life easier for me

i probably got like 0 votes on the pol but that okay :') and the VIP twist i love it!
but lets talk about my main strategy i am just gonna be victoria now... but hopefully i can win hoh to get attention!!!! WHICH I NEED RN

NOT ME BEING SAFE
BECAUSE 1 PERSON VOTED FOR ME
IM FUCKING CRYINGINGNIGINGINGINASJKDFHSDALKJFHASJKFSA

Either she really doesn't know the game or she's a lot smarter than she seems

## Day 2: Nominations

I'm gonna do what I do and win this POV and that's a fact!
Slow first week MY ASS. It's on an popping now bitches
People always make the "easy" noms week 1. I ain't no easy nom. She will regret putting me up

I AM TRYING TO TAKE THE MOST NEUTRAL ROUTE
HLC maybe shouldnt have said that to Patrick because he is already upset
And Patrick might be digging his own grave
I can understand being upset but even the nominations were by first impression, anyone could have been put up
I am nervous

So, we had a sunny day here at the BB house until we got a couple clouds overhead from the nominations
But that's not all
Torrential downpours began plaguing the house when Patrick decided to POP AWF on Jamie and her choice to nominate him
Then rays of sunshine came in the form of HLC fighting off the downpour, when the HoH sun came out
It was basically just a messed up Tornado up in this Big Brother house
I expect mass amounts of shade incoming

If I make it through this round. Il rally my troops around to get her out.

Has me all like

## Day 3

And so she shows me a video of her playing a ORG and she was being really catty
And she was telling me that this guy was insane
So I watch the video just to like see what she was talking about And I notice that she is very confrontational, she likes to stir the pot for the sake of stirring the pot and that is something that genuinely scares me about her being in this game super long because she is very unpredictable and on top of that she has a very shitty attitude because she's someone that can't take a compliment and while it may seem like a small thing, but it is something that can wear on people. I dunno, I think she's going to be trouble down the road in this game and I want to eradicate that as soon as possible

## Day 4: Power of Veto Competition

I'm the ultimate troll and they take my bait and run every single time.

They're all three thinking about it for now. Stay tuned.

SIDENOTE HERE: Mia, whose social game seems to be on point and always turning, and I have gotten along from the very start, and so we decided to make a duo alliance and make it as secret as possible. I don't mention her in conversations, she shouldn't mention me in hers. This is the one alliance I have so far, and it's one I intend to keep, because she's genuinely a really nice person.

* BACK TO BUSINESS\*

Anyways, I got a message from Mia saying that after she talked with some others in the house, she seems confident Jamie is winning the vote to be HOH, and then I got the same message from Jennifer after I did my best to repair the damage to our relationship from Cappadocia (we fought in the jury house quite a bit during that season tongue emoticon ). Anyways, I got the information I needed, and I was ready to be one of 13/15 votes for Jamie XD Because once I knew the house was going one way, there's no reason to piss off our HOH, especially since Jamie and I actually get along really well. So I act very similar to her as I did before, a little ramped up but not too much, some talks about TAR and things. And then Mia talks to her and tells me that Jamie's going to put up Jenn & Patrick, a few hours before the ceremony is posted. Which tells me a lot, actually. It tells me that 1. she is quite the alpha personality and she'll have big strategy conversations with the HOH, 2. she has a good social game because Jamie told her what's going on at a lot of risk to her, and 3. she trusted me with confidential stuff (along with who she wanted out most next week, which is HLC) so clearly I've made a good impression on her. Anyways, it turns out to be correct, and Jess & Patrick are on the block. Thanks to Patrick's antics (stay tuned for the epic 2nd part to this confessional), it was relatively easy to make new bonds, especially with Jamie's people, and all in all I'm looking forward to see what happens. Given Jamie won the POV and hates Patrick with a burning passion, I don't see him staying but we'll see I guess tongue emoticon if I survive, which I think is likely, I'm looking forward to next week. Because certain lines seem to be drawn, certain friendships that have formed across the game and I can't wait to see what happens there. I'll probably find myself in some sort of idiot Moving Company alliance sooner or later but I guess we'll see tongue emoticon All in all, this season so far is a boatload of fun and I can't wait to see how it progresses.

Day 3 of drama
And this chick is breaking the rules
Like, I'm playing this game and I'm following the rules, I don't think it's fair for her to be running around showing screenshots to the house chat when its specifically mentioned in the rules of the game

She's yelling at me that I should be sticking up for her in the house chat
No sis I'm not that dumb

Isn't the point of big brother to lie, backstab, and do anything to win? What's up with these people playing so vanilla...

## Day 7: Eviction

the amount of abuse I got in Patrick's video...
Do you know how close I am coming to leaving this game for good?
I was already punished and I am getting verbal abuse for it.

mia - i like her i need to keep on talking to her

Just hoping enough folks haven't locked in yet to flip them and keep me ya know? I think it's still doable.

because who fucking cares