Desk Lord

* Alterstory
* DFPUJ:RE

Deity of Desk Fans

Lordsy

Not what you were looking for? See Desk Fan (disambiguation)

> I have no time for meaningless one-liners.
>
> ~ Desk Lord

**Desk Lord** is a temporary party member and minor boss of Desk Fan's Particularly Unusual Journey: Refreshed Edition plus main protagonist in it's Bonus Story and cameos in Five Nights at Cuntcat's: The 2nd Cumming & Gooby Frooby and Golden Phone Guy's Adventure, He is one of two protagonists in the upcoming game Alterstory, and something of a stand-in for the player in the sense that as they are able to make decisions from his point of view. A deity representing Desk Fan kind, also being a part of the WDGO (Well Dressed Gods Organization).

## Appearance

His very first appearance was of a desk fan who was simply colored in a yellowish-gold tint.

His primary appearances afterwards consist of a more defined desk fan with a greater yellow-gold tint inside of a suit, wearing a pair of sunglasses and smoking(?) a blunt. His body consistently glows the same tint as his head, and he is putting his hands together.

After unique circumstances present in Alterstory, his appearance drastically changes, now adopting a completely and undeniably golden head with a darker yellow aura. The color of his blunt has changed to blue, and the blunt's color has tinted his sunglasses a similar color. In addition his pose has changed to a more confident one, as well as the WDGO's logo being displayed on his suit.

## Story

In both the original version and in Desk Fan's Particularly Unusual Journey: Refreshed Edition, the Desk Lord makes several appearances:

##### Mcdonald's/Purgatory/Bad Endings

He is summoned by the gathering of Desk Fans during the final fight against Reddy after he achieves his final form Rainbow Reddy to turn the tides of the battle. What he does next primarily depends on which ending the player has achieved - In both the Mcdonald's and Bad endings, he will leave as the Abyss is collapsing, citing he doesn't care enough to stick around. In the event that the player is pursing the Purgatory Ending, he will instead continue to accompany the party as they confront Possessed Freddy.

##### Announcement Ending

He is present to watch Desk Fan battle The Narrator, eventually agreeing with the other two remaining members of the WDGO to welcome Desk Fan onboard as the fourth member.

##### New Universe Ending

In this route, he is found in his sanctuary after Desk Fan breaches a door and continues inside up until getting into his room, where he battles Desk Fan after a short exchange. The battle is incredibly one-sided as The Desk Lord exerts his control over mostly all desk fans before the two are interrupted by Golden Desk Fan and BB running into the room, with the reveal that a massive horde of Shadow Fans had arrived while the two were fighting. The Lord briefly goes to prepare something as the other three present fight a substantial number of Shadow Fans before the Shadow Fan Elite arrives, being approximately far too intimidating for the current party to fight. Eventually, The Lord reveals his plan - to throw the trio into a portal that would lead them somewhere else while he holds off the horde for as long as possible. After passing on the mantle to Golden Desk Fan, he enters a one vs one battle against the Elite.

There are several variants to this ending - Being defeated too quickly against the Shadow Fan Elite results in the Worst Variant where the horde wasn't held off long enough, so the trio never made it to their destination. Holding out for long enough but being defeated allows the ending to play out with the Normal Variant, with the trio making it through the portal and The Desk Lord being eventually overwhelmed, but ultimately successful. The Best Variant has The Desk Lord successfully defeat the Elite, and the player has to enter a certain code at his ritual table to join the others in the escape. Succeeding confirms the Lord's survival while failing to enter the code instead has a modified version of the Normal Variant play.

##### Bonus Story

The Desk Lord is the protagonist of the Bonus Story, who goes around solo destroying several Timeline Anomalies threatening the normalcy of the world he's in.