JoJo's Bizarre Adventure But Really Really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST

> a story about punchy no time
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> Video Description

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### Name

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure But Really Really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST

### Based on

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki

### Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHJAA8eARA

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**JoJo's Bizarre Adventure But Really Really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST** is an April Fools video in the Really Really Fast series, making it the 17th video in the series as a whole.

## Plot

### Phantom Blood

The section begins with Dario saying "Mine!" as he holds the Stone Mask, before Dio Snatches it away from him. Then cuts with Jonathan and Dio, with the former greeting Dio, before Dio yells at Jonathan on how he is too slow, before the screen turns to a red background as Dio puts the Stone Mask onto his face with his Vampire Clothes, saying that they're "ALREADY PAST THAT". With Jonathan's realization of this, he apologizes to Dio before he runs away. Jonathan runs into Incidental Character Speedwagon, with him noticing Jonathan is still is in his young outfit when he was in his youth. Realizing this, Jonathan decides to change, as Will A. Zeppeli introduces himself, before getting killed by Big Guy, during this, Incidental Character Speedwagon points out on how he hasn't met Jonathan at the time as Will responds with the fact there is no time. Dio announces his and Jonathan's final battle as many things occur, such as Dio losing his body, him shooting lasers from the fluids of his eyes, and Will's hat being knocked off from ICS.

### Battle Tendency

Incidental Character Speedwagon greets the new JoJo, Joseph Joestar, before walking away due to no time. Joseph Questions this, with the response from Smokey Brown being "Nope", before Stroheim, Column Fellow #0, and Caesar die. Lisa Lisa tells Joseph to wear a mask, before revoking it, realizing he has to breathe. After this, Jonathan walks in, before his grandson forcefully grabs him and walks him offscreen. Both Column Fellow #2 and Kars ask on who's turn is it supposed to be, before Stroheim runs in, kills Column Fellow #2, and launches Kars into space, both at the same time.

### Stardust Crusaders

Jotaro Kujo, the new JoJo in prison, asks where is his grandfather, Joseph, is, before Joseph himself, still in his youth, runs in and explains why he is still young. Jonathan walks in as the two Joestars question why he's here, before moving him away from the scene, much like the last part. Both Muhammed Avdol and Noriaki Kakyoin walk in, with the former showing his Stand's ability, and the latter impressed on what he can do, before the background cuts to Egypt, allowing for the viewer to be introduced to Jean Pierre Polnareff and Iggy. DIO, under a parasol, asks why haven't they died, to which gets the same answer, being a lack of time. Kakyoin asks why he has a parasol, to which he explains that the sun isn't down at the time.

### Diamond is Unbreakable

Josuke Higashikata asks Jotaro on his outfit and how he isn't updated yet, before being interrupted by Star Platinum: The World as Jotaro changes, and then asks Josuke on what he's worried about. Koichi Hirose greets the two JoJos before awakening his Stand as it evolves through all it's stages as Act 3 states there is no time. As Jotaro uses Star Platinum to change his clothes two more times, Okuyasu Nijimura questions on what were they going to do, as Koichi points out the lack of time. Joseph (still young) and Jonathan walk in, with the latter asking if they need support as his grandson notices he's still alive, during this, both Jotaro and Josuke look at their ancestors, with Josuke in shock of seeing his dad for the first time. The camera moves to the left as both Yoshikage Kira and the identity he stole proclaim "behold", with Kira in confusion, then, Giorno Giovanna walks in, tells the cast of the lack of time, cutting to the next part.

### Golden Wind/Stone Ocean

Giorno, Bruno, Mista,Narancia, Fugo, Abbacchio, and Trish all introduce themselves in a choir, before posing and proclaiming that they are "Stars of the Gang" and how they want to overtake the local mafia. Jonathan, Giorno's biological father, meets his son's gang and greets them before being dragged away by his grandson as Giorno (unaware of the fact he was his father) proclaims that he was nice. Josuke walks in and compliments Giorno's outfit, before Koichi walks in and states that they don't seem to go to school as Josuke states his Jealousy, and Okuyasu proclaims it is "pretty pog" to him. Joseph then interrupts Giorno, as Polnareff turns into a Turtle, Diavolo walks in, and Gold Experience turns into it's requiem form, as everyone screams. Jotaro stops time, and changes his outfit again, as DIO walks in, and states on what was the purpose of (presumably) the video. Jotaro walks back in, and tells DIO he should be "long dead". DIO asks his question again, making Jotaro confused, before DIO tells him he's ignoring the question. Jonathan walks in (due to, as Jotaro points out, sharing the same body as DIO), compliments Za Warudo's ability, gets yelled by DIO on what's going on, as he replies with the instructions on how to stop time with Za Warudo. DIO then interrupts him, making his answer more clear, as Jonathan calls DIO "single-minded" and how the two of them can explore their purpose together. Jotaro then runs out of time, continuing the scream even to the next part, as Jolyne Cujoh (for nine frames) yells before the video ends.