Peter Pan's Shadow

Sometime your shadow just gets in the way.

## Transcript

Mallory: Why, Peter Pan, you're such a romantic tonight.
Matt: Well, it's a very special occasion. Don't peek.
Mallory: Oh, come on, Peter, you know I hate surprises.
Matt: Oh, don't worry, Wendy, just relax and think happy thoughts. Happy anniversary.
Mallory: Peter, it's so romantic!
Matt: Do you like it?
Mallory: I love it!
Matt: I'm glad. I want everything to be perfect tonight, because... ah, I left it in the car.
Mallory: Left what?
Matt: My shadow.
Mallory: Oh, Peter, why don't you just let it stay out there tonight?
Matt: No, it will just take a second.
Mallory: It will ruined the moment...

Matt: I'm sorry, I had to get Wendy in with her blindfold on, I- No, I didn't forget about you, I just... you know. Hey, look, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Truce?

Matt: Can I get you something to drink?
Mallory: Sure.
Matt: You know, Wendy, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met. Prettier than all of the models, and mermaids, and fairies combined.
Mallory: Oh.
Matt: Bring it in.
Mallory: Oh. Okay, that's sweet, that's sweet.
Matt: Wendy, with it being the anniversary of the first time I gave you a kiss...
Mallory: Do you mean that thimble?
Matt: Let's agree to disagree. ...I wanted to ask you something.
Mallory: Would you rather wait until we're alone?
Matt: Oh, Wendy, you have the best sense of humor. But seriously, before I met you, I never wanted to grow up. I mean, I fought pirates, and wrestled crocodiles, and stayed up all night with the Lost Boys, I never thought I'd want to give that all up. But I've changed. Because of you I've changed.

Mallory: Okay, Peter, could I just talk to you for a moment?
Matt: Sure.
Mallory: Don't you feel like this is a little awkward?
Matt: What?
Mallory: I'm just not comfortable with that...
Matt: With what?
Mallory: That!
Matt: My shadow?
Mallory: Yes! Peter, it goes everywhere with you!
Matt: But it's my shadow.
Mallory: Well, it doesn't look like you. It looks like a... well, it doesn't look like you.
Matt: Well, everyone's shadow is a little distorted.
Mallory: Oh, come on, Peter, it's creepy!
Matt: Well...
Mallory: See?!
Matt: Come on, Wendy, everyone has a shadow!
Mallory: No, okay, I have dealt with this for long enough, alright. My shadow doesn't take up space on the couch when I'm trying to watch a movie, it won't knock on the door, and it definitely doesn't eat all my chocolate chips from the freezer, okay? I know it was you. I know!

Matt: Okay, calm down. Here, let me... let me take that.
Mallory: Huh, Peter!
Matt: Honey, I know you're upset, but there's just nothing I can do about it, you know. It's just one of those things.
Mallory: Ah! Okay, Peter, I'm sorry, I can't do this! Okay? I'm scared for my life.
Matt: Wendy!

Matt: That was considerate.

Matt: Oh, thank you.

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded the day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the seventh sketch of Season 2 Episode 4.
	+ The sketch is of the same length as the episode finale Last Will and Testament.
* This is the first sketch since Insane Drivers Ed Teacher Scares Students to just feature the four main cast members.
* This is the seventieth sketch in which Mallory Everton appears.
* It is assumed that Whitney (Call) Meek plays as the shadow of Matt Meese, while Jason Gray plays the shadow of Mallory Everton.