Bob the Tomato

Boob showing his sex appeal

**Bob the Tomato** was the stupid smelly man in VeggieTales for 1 year until he was replaced by Area.

Boob was the subject of much controversy after he accidentally said "age is just a number bro" on live television in 2000. This ultimately led to the cancellation of VeggieTales on TV and resulted in him becoming a pariah for a time among VeggieTales fans.

## Personal life

Boob was born on August 14, 1965 in a brothel in the middle of Nowhere, Oklahoma. His parents, Mr. Noozer and Madame Blueberry (character) were shocked when he was born. As a young child, Boob would often reach for his parents' sex toys, which they attempted to stop by keeping their toys in a locked container. Shitted on my boy's dick to this one for hours. In 1997, he had sex with the upmost of 82 people (none of which were consensual). As of now, that number stands at 11131113 (still none of which are consensual).

## Mafia Involvment

Boob the sexy tomato was said to be making illegal drug deals with Pablo Escobar, nothing has been confirmed, but it is heavily speculated that Boob the Sexy tomato was selling a new, hybrid drug called “RSC”, or; “raging spin-cycle”. A combination of acid, LSD and viagra. He also developed penis enlargment pills which caused people to suck their own dicks till they fell off and bled to death.

## Appearances on VeggieTales

Boob's first appearance was in the episode Where's God when I'm A-Aroused?, which aired in 1993. His introduction resulted in a re-rating of the show from M to NC-21 and the pulling of ads from VeggieTales by over 14 advertisers, including the East India Company, Mario Plumbing, and Enron.

Boob appeared in every VeggieTales episode thereafter, as well as the 1996 VeggieTales Shitty Anime movie, “Tomato San”, for which he obtained plastic surgery to make him 2D and to increase the size of his eyes. After appearing in said movie, he declared it to be a mistake and received more surgery that changed his appearance *almost* back to its original form. However, some traces still remain, hence the significantly larger eyes and more cartoonish appearance one could see upon his debut in VeggieTales in the Muthafucking House.

## Controversy

Towards the end of the 2000 episode Rick, Shack, and Morty, Boob walked up to a hot mic and voiced his internal frustration with the show director, saying "age is just a number bro" Millions of people from all over the world witnessed this shocking incident, and calls for NBC to cancel VeggieTales on live TV began. After 23 advertisers withdrew their ads from NBC, the network was forced to cancel the show, including in a press release, "Really, asshole?" Bob proceeded to masturbate on live tv but was bullied due to his small penis. This led him to heavily abuse several substances.

A year later in 2001 Boob the tomato went on an online chat where he met a man pretending to be an 8 year old boy Boob the secy tomato drove 500 miles to bibibitownsouth city to see him only to meet Chris Hansen and get arrested on live Tv, his sexual urges kicked in as he tried to fuck Hansen to which he was tackled to the floor and his small penis was shot off and he was forced to become transgender on national television. From this Boob the tomato was incarerated for 12 years but tried to escape but was caught and sentenced to 18 years in amx security prison. Upon his (now her) release she changed her name to Sonny Derek Porter but her request was eventually denied. The affidavit for this name change can be found online. after trying to sell her parents sex toys and her old jizz which she perserved in jars from when she was still a male she instantly found herself homeless living on the streets of china.

## Death

On September the 11th 2019 Boob was found dead in a dumpster behind an Arby’s in downtown Tokyo. Local police have confirmed that Boob died from an extreme viagra overdose which she follishyly believed would make her dick grow back even bigger than before and she could become male once again. It is believed that Boob had taken 15 pills before her death, being found with what the police called an inverted penis which shattered the spine bones and caused a massive rupture all the way up to the brain instanly killing her.

She will NOT be missed.