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S4E07: "Once Upon A Time"

## Navigation

**"Once Upon A Time"** is the 7th episode in the fourth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on March 6, 2014. The guests were Mike Eserkaln and Tony Mayer. The beer wench was Adam "Feuhorbe" Koralik.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode is Wisconsin Brewing Company American IPA. Matt comments to Aaron that "there's never been an IPA we've had on this show that you haven't complained about." After tasting, Matt declares "That's nice. That's real nice. All the flavors are perfectly balanced." Aaron declares it "light" and "robust." Tony says that IPA's have a sad "misery smell," but after tasting he takes back his hasty opinion and agrees it is "delicious."
* Round 2 is opened with a toast of "Feuhorbe Sucks!"

## Impressions

* **Tony (as Don LaFontaine) [Selection]:** *"In a world where a man wears a cape to impress a lady... and the ladies are not impressed..."*

## Memorable Quotes

**Aaron:** *"Wow. That's real attitude from a first-timer."*

**Mike:** *"He must be burned! Burned with flaming wolves! Start the fires!"*

**Aaron:** *"They got married, which was a transformation... from single to married."*

**Matt:** *"There they started to undress, and the woman was beautiful, and the giant was HUUUUGE. And they made sweet love all night long."*

**Tony, Aaron, Matt:** *"He was king of the town!"*

*"And he was king of the island!" "What fucking island?!"*

**Mike:** *"Does this taste like poison to you? I dunno... I'm catchin' a little hint of poison!"*

**Matt:** *"Oh, no. My dogs have gone insane."*

**Matt:** *"I have no more eyesight! How will I find the wife! Shit!"*

**Matt:** *"Could this be the love that I seek? I don't know if she is of the age of consent. Goddammit! I'm tired of this quest!"*

**Mike & Aaron:** *"They were encased in a magical fire that did not burn them." "It turned them both into.. uh... sheep! And they were both very happy as sheep!"*

## Audience Interactions

* The episode is sponsored by Jesse Snyder, who asks the players to read his marriage proposal to his fiancé, Mia. Mia was not viewing the live stream, and Aaron wonders how awkward it will be if she says no. An appropriate amount of time is given for her to respond before the episode continues. It is later confirmed by friends of Jesse and Mia in the YouTube comments that she said "yes."
S8E18: "Who'd You Rather?"

## Navigation

**"Who'd You Rather?"** is the 18th episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on May 31, 2018. The guests were David Rodriguez and Stacey Garbarski.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Happy Glamper (Lakefront Brewery, AVB 5.0%, Seasonal).
	+ Matt, "This is a very unassuming beer."
	+ Aaron, "Oh there's a little watermelon there."
	+ Matt, "I can see why they call it leisure ale. 'Cause this is uncomplicated and you don't have to think about it and you don't have to react to it."
* Buzzer goes off during the show and was kept in the edited episode.
* The cast did "folks" while eating pizza.

## Original Characters

* Matt Sloan as Baby Cookie - She is in a good mood because of a new song.
* Matt Sloan as Dave Matthews Band
* Aaron Yonda as Tiny Dave Matthews Band

## Songs

* "David's hands are too big," sung by Matt
	+ Lyrics: "David's hands are too big. I want him to leave the cocaine room 'cause his hands are too big."

* "Big Hands," sung by Aaron
	+ Lyrics: "Big hands. I just had a shake with big hands."

* "What's Love Got To Do With It?" (Tina Turner), sung by Matt and Aaron
	+ Lyrics, the word "Love" was replaced with "Blood" for Tina Tourniquet

## Nicknames

* David Rodriguez as Big Hands David or David Big Hands

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/KS\_M4ENpFoA?t=7m20s
Proterosuchus

Proterosuchus is a proterosuchid reptile from the Early Triassic of South Africa and China. It was named in 1903 by Robert Broom. It was one of the earliest archosaurs, a clade of reptiles that includes crocodilians and dinosaurs.

## Physiology

Proterosuchus had a build very similar to modern crocodylomorphs, with a broad body, short legs, a long tail, and a head with large jaws. Perhaps the most defining trait of Proterosuchus was its notched, hook-like upper jaw. Its body would have been covered in scaly skin.

## Diet

Proterosuchus was a predator, feeding on anomodonts (as well as any other mid-sized creature that got near the water). Its conical teeth were used for getting a hold of struggling prey, and its notched upper jaw would have helped in capturing them as well.

## Ecology

Like the crocodylomorphs it was convergent upon, Proterosuchus is thought to have been an aquatic ambush predator, lying in wait near the surface of the water before speeding towards its prey (using its tail to propel itself through the water), biting them, dragging them into the water, and drowning them. This hunting method means that it would have spent its time in one environment for most of its life; this serves as a great energy conservation method. As well as this, its stout limbs allowed for terrestrial locomotion (which was usually done in a similar manner to the high walk of many modern crocodilians); in fact, this amphibious style allowed for many thermoregulatory benefits, as the animal could either sunbathe or cool off in the water. A comparison of its sclerotic rings (large rings in the eye sockets that determine eye size) to those of modern reptiles and birds indicates that it was cathemeral (active throughout the day and night during short intervals); this sort of lifestyle benefitted the animal, as it lived somewhat close to the South Pole, and would have experienced different lighting conditions than others.

## In popular culture

Proterosuchus was featured in the 3rd episode of the 2005 documentary *Walking with Monsters*, where it is shown as behaving similarly to Nile crocodiles, hunting Lystrosaurus that were crossing a large river. As well as this, it is referred to as "Chasmatosaurus", which was recognized as a different genus of proterosuchid, right before being lumped into the Proterosuchus genus.
S1E10: "Drunker Monopoly"

## Beer(s)

Wasatch The Devastator Double Bock (Utah Brewers Cooperative)

## Notes

* The first time Dylan spontaneously leaves mid-recording.
* Ends with Aaron and Matt announcing a Kickstarter campaign, and the upcoming debut of toasts and viewer rewards.

## Running Gags

* "You can't read."
* "Chick-ens!"
* Dylan leaves.

## Memorable Quotes

**Dylan**: "*You're a little cash-strapped.*"
**Paul**: "*Yeah.*"
**Dylan**: "*I will give you the Reading Rainrow...*"
**Matt**: "*Devastation is already occurring.*"

**Matt**: "*Oh, we are gonna get bad comments.*"

**Dylan**: "*I run my business like fuckin' Jonald Trump. And you know what?*"
**Matt**: "*JONALD Trump?*"
**Aaron**: "*He had a show, and his catchphrase was 'You're jired'.*"

**Matt**: "*Come on now. You're making it difficult.*"

**Aaron**: "*Dylan. I will give you 500 Monopoly dollars for 20 real dollars.*"
**Dylan**: "*It's a legitimate deal.*"
**Aaron**: "*Alright. Thank you. I don't give a shit if I lose now!*"

**Dylan**: "*I hate myself.*"
**Matt**: "*It finally comes out.*"

**Dylan**: "*20 dollars of real money for whatever I owe you.*"
**Matt**: "*You don't owe me anything!*"

**Dylan**: "*I hate you, Paul.*"

**Aaron**: "*Real 20 dollars is not the solution to everything.*"
S7E40: "Nightmare 5 (Atmosfear The Harbingers)"

## Beer(s)

Ale From the Old Vale (Olvalde Farm and Brewing Company)

## Navigation

**"Nightmare 5 (Atmosfear The Harbinger)"** is the 40th episode in the seventh season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired Oct 26, 2017. The guests were Brett Hermanson and Tara Ptasnik.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Ale From the Old Vale (Olvalde Farm and Brewing Company). According to Matt, "It's a big citrus punch in the face. It's a triple grapefruit and some kind of funk underneath it."
* Tara Ptasnik's first appearance and also the victor of the board game
* This is the Halloween episode. Brett Hermanson dresses as an "Ewok" from *Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi*. Tara Ptasnik dresses as the "Log Lady" from the TV series *Twin Peaks*. Aaron is the "Kingdom of Heaven" wearing a crown and cape. Under his cape is a t-shirt with an illustration of God. Matt could not decide on the costume so he chose to wear a shirt sent to him by a fan.
* The board game requires the players write down their "greatest fears." Aaron's fear was "getting pooped on by a parent." Tara's fear was "finding a dead body in a public bathroom." Matt's fear was the comical "Yo Face." Brett's fear was to be "burned alive."

## Impressions

* **Matt and Brett (as The Gatekeeper):** "What goes around comes around, aye!"

## Songs

* "Soul Man" (Sam and Dave), sung by Aaron
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "It's the soul rangers"
* "The Final Countdown" (Europe), sung by everyone
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "The Gatekeeper!"
S1ex01: "Drunk Electrocution Game"

## Beer(s)

New Holland The Poet Oatmeal Stout (New Holland Brewing Company)

## Notes

* Filmed at the end of the Dark Tower recording session
* Begins with a video of Aaron and Matt sitting on the General Lee, urging the fans to spread the word about Beer & Board Games.

## Memorable Quotes

**Aaron**: "*You get shocked by how many volts?*"
**Jason**: "*A thousand million*"

**Andrew**: "*You fucking cocksuckers!*"

**Aaron**: "*It's green! Go! I win! Press it!*"
S8E04: "Yakronyms + Magic Princess Fairy"

## Games(s)

*Yakronyms*

*Magic Princess Fairy*

## Navigation

**"Yakronyms + Magic Princess Fairy"** is the fourth episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on February 22, 2018. The guests were Stacey Garbarski and Bree Prehn.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was a Munich Style Dunkel called Winter Lager by the Sprecher Brewing Company (5.70% ABV). Aaron, "It is surprisingly fruity." Matt, "But it's got a mild molasses undertone to it."
* Bree tells her story about her early days working at a concession stand.
* Aaron reveals another one of his negligent parent story. This time, the story centers around his mother. Young Aaron follows a strange man offering candy up an escalator but his mother catches him right before they disappear from her view. Aaron mentions he didn't get candy much as a kid. Bree jokes that parents should give kids more candy so they don't get lured as much.
* Bree accuses Aaron of not being able to draw a star like a "normal fucking person."

## Original Characters

* Matt Sloan as Matt Shat, the host of the public access television show *Matt Chat*
* Matt Sloan as Baby Cookie who becomes a mother of a kitten

## Memorable Quotes

### Yakronyms

The participants made acronyms from groups of letters. The following are some of the highlights.

BLISS

**Matt**: "*Big Ladies In Sexy Shoes*"

**Stacey**: "*Butt Love Is Super Suspicious*"

WLPS

**Stacey**: "*Why Loving Parents Suck*"

**Bree**: "*This is a lackluster amusement park.*"
**Bree**: "*World of Lazy People's Sandwiches*"

**Aaron**: "*Wizards Love Pussy, Son*"

CGYE

**Aaron**: "*Crap, Grandma. You Edgy.*"

SCSG

**Matt**: "*This is a little public access show that comes on right after Matt Chat.*"
**Matt**: "*Society's Cool. Society Great!*"

**Stacey**: "*A service for mothers and for parents. Your child got abducted?*"
**Stacey**: "*Sorry, Call Stacey Garbarski.*"

BONK

**Aaron**: "*Balls Of Nine Kids*"

### Matt Chat

**Matt (as Matt Chat)**: "*I take calls from teens who have questions and it keeps them off the streets. It's called Matt Chat. The phone lines are open, both of them. Are you feeling suicidal? Don't commit suicide. Chat with Matt. Matt Chat.*"
**Aaron (suicidal caller)**: "*Ring.*"
**Matt Chat**: "*Hello. You're on Matt Chat.*"
**Aaron**: "*—I was thinking about, you know, ending it all and stuff.*"
**Matt Chat**: "*Um. What color is the shirt that you're wearing?*"
**Aaron**: "*It's like a really neon pink, like really bright pink.*"
**Matt Chat**: "*Okay, have you tried changing the shirt?*"
**Aaron**: "*No. I haven't tried that, Matt Chat.*"
**Matt Chat**: "*Okay, well why don't you give it a shot? My name is just Matt. You don't have to call me Matt Chat. I'm not Dave Matthews Band.*"

### Yakronyms dice

**Stacey**: *"These are satisfying." [as she juggles four Yakronyms dice in her hands]*
**Matt (mimicking)**: "*It's like two guys in my hand.*"
**Stacey**: *"Yup." [stares blankly]*
S8E02: "Stereotopics + Say It Don't Spray It"

## Games(s)

*Stereotopics*

*Say It Don't Spray It*

## Beer(s)

My Turn Series: Kristin (Lakefront Brewery)

## Navigation

**"Stereotopics + Say It Don't Spray It"** is the second episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on February 8, 2018. The guests were Emre Cihangir and Deon Green.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was *My Turn Series: Kristin* by Lakefront Brewery, a Smoked Maple Weizenbock (8.0% ABV, Limited Release). The beer was selected and provided to the show by Matt. Aaron says in a pained face, "It tastes like smoked ham with honey." Matt concedes that he lost "big time" with this selection. Deon counters saying, "I like ham, guys. —two hams up, right there" as he gives two thumbs.
* Deon reveals a comic story about learning sign language when the teacher mistakenly taught Deon how to sign for masturbation instead of carpentry. Emre jokes that it's a good thing young Deon didn't learn it in Sunday school and offers an example of how it could go horribly wrong like "Jesus was a carpenter." Matt inputs, "Joy to the word the lord has 'come.'"
* The game *Stereotopics* requires the four participants to divide into two groups. Matt and Emre name themselves "Team E're Buddy" and Aaron and Deon group up to become "Team Bright" after Aaron jokes that Deon is Will Smith and Aaron's the orc from the 2017 movie *Bright*.

## Original Characters

* Matt Sloan as Baby Cookie making problematic innuendos and troubling Matt and the rest of the cast.

## Songs

* “Sure Shot” (Beastie Boys), sung by Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda

## Nicknames

* Deon Green - "Neon Deon"
	+ The nickname was given to Deon by Matt and "every dorky math teacher" as Deon reveals. (Matt jokes that he is a dorky math teacher at heart.)

## Memorable Quotes

**Matt**: "*Ne're mind*"
**Emre**: "*Ne'rebuddy in the club*"
List of Beer and Board Games episodes (season 9)

Each episode title contains the name of the board game being played with the exception of S9E02: "The Golden Girls Game" (the game played was *The Golden Girls: Any Way you Slice it (2018)*) and S9E47: "Beer and Board Games With Hank Green, John Green, and a Minotaur" (the games played were *Hearing Things*, *We Didn't Playtest This at All*, and *Get It Wrong To Win*.
List of featured beers (season 10)

The following is a list of beers featured in each episode of *Beer and Board Games* Season 10.

 **Deon:** "Hoppy." **Matt:** "Hoppy for poppy." **Deon:** "Just jumps in your mouth." **Matt:** "I'm trying to identify that overriding flavor in there. I can't quite get it." **Aaron:** "Pineapple." **Matt:** "There's lot's of fruit flavors but it's not sweet at all."
Baby Cookie

**Baby Cookie** is a talking baby doll who makes her initial appearance as an antagonist in the *Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager* series. She typically wears a black burglar's mask and is able to speak coherently in a high, rough voice. Baby Cookie appears often, and usually does so mid-episode with stories of what she's been up to.

Baby Cookie is voiced by Matt Sloan. The doll itself is a replica of *Beer and Board Games* moderator Courtney Collins' childhood doll.

## Bio

Baby Cookie acts largely above her age, being an alcoholic, going to clubs and bars, as well as being promiscuous and having relationships. Baby Cookie famously hates snitches, triflers, backbiters, and fronters. She is also known for her love of rap music (and Hozier). Baby Cookie enjoys gutter tubing and eating "skrimps" at Red Lobster. Baby Cookie is good friends with Mickey Rourke, and knows other babies such as Baby Penelope and Baby Leroy. Through the years she's had an on-and-off relationship with Baby Petey, as well as a brief relationship with Baby Jenkins, a sickly baby who died shortly after Cookie broke up with him. Baby Cookie is still haunted by the ghost of Baby Jenkins after Baby Cookie failed to save him.

Baby Cookie enjoys partaking in criminal activites. She has been banned from most churches because of her 2014 Communion Wine Scam. Once, Mickey Rourke dared Baby Cookie to jump on a dog's back and ride it like a reindeer, which ended with Cookie serving a stint in Baby Jail. In February of 2021, Cookie and Baby Petey celebrated Valentine's Day by ordering curbside pickup from Red Lobter and Cheecake Factory, followed by a liquor store robbery.

For nine months between 2015 and 2016, Baby Cookie kept Baby Penelope locked up in a room in the apartment they shared. While locked up, Baby Penelope managed to seduce one of Cookie's potential love interests. In early 2016 Baby Penelope escaped, found Baby Cookie, and gave Baby Cookie a beat down. Baby Cookie asked Mickey Rourke to help her, but he seemingly refused to come between the babies.

Baby Cookie runs an Etsy shop that sells a used baby trailer and some slightly soiled booties.

Baby Cookie was given to a 2 year old girl as an apology by an old woman who put magic in her.

Baby Cookie has been recognized as female by the rest of the cast.

## Memorable Quotes

"They be creepin' and peepin'"

"Yeah"

"I'm Baby Cookie and I love you!"

"Haba-dee-daba-deee!"

"What you talkin' 'bout?"

"I figured out what I hate worse than triflers and snitches. That's backbiters. That's the holy trinity of people I don't like. God damn backbiters. If you a backbiter, you ain't no friend of mine."

## Gallery

Baby Cookie in S7E22: "Hugga Bunch"Baby Cookie in S7E41: "OK Play (Travel Tile Game)"
## Video

Baby Cookie appearances in the seventh season of *Beer and Board Games* were compiled into a single video at the end of the season and was released on YouTube January 25, 2018. The video isolates all Baby Cookie appearances from the rest of the episode in a format often called supercut.
Scutellosaurus

Scutellosaurus is a thyreophoran dinosaur from the Early Jurassic of the United States of America. It was named in 1981 by Edwin Harris Colbert. It was a thyreophoran more primitive than Scelidosaurus, despite appearing 500,000 years later.

## Physiology

Scutellosaurus was a bipedal thyreophoran with a broad body, long legs, moderately long arms, a long tail, and a mid-sized head with a small, beaked mouth. Most of its body would have been covered in osteoderms, while its head, underside, and limbs would have been covered in regular scales.

## Diet

Scutellosaurus was an herbivore, feeding on plants low to the ground. Its beak was used to clamp onto plants and strip them off, while the many teeth in the back of its mouth would cut them into pieces.

## Ecology

So far, all we know about Scutellosaurus is that it had many noteworthy features that would pass on to later thyreophorans (one of which was protective armor), it was bipedal (in contrast to Scelidosaurus, which was quadrupedal), and despite its protective armor, it still would have fallen prey to predators such as Dilophosaurus.
S7E43: "Lightseekers Awakening"

## Beer(s)

Sandstorm Tripel (3rd Wave Brewing Company)

## Navigation

**"Lightseekers Awakening"** is the 43rd episode in the seventh season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on Nov 16, 2017. The guests were Whitney Derendinger and Bill Bolz. The beer wench was Chris Neuguth.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Sandstorm Tripel (3rd Wave Brewing Company). According to Matt, "It tastes like a big bucket of bananas and beer. Next!" Aaron, "Likes it. It's light, fruity, and delicious." Matt backtracks a little saying, "Actually it has a sharpness that cuts through the banana taste a little bit, so I don't hate this quite as much as I would."
* Matt challenges the other participants to crush a beer can with their foreheads. Matt was not impressed with their results.
* When Matt makes a scathing insult telling Aaron that he's the "combo on the first turn," Whitney plays the joke up by pretending to enjoy the "burn."
* Bill has suggested that the name Dolo, a character from the card game, can be short for "Don't only live once."
* Matt concludes the game by saying "Lightseekers: light was sought, light was found."

## Original characters

* Matt Sloan as "a generic Catholic priest"

## Impressions

**Bill Bolz (Sam Elliot)**: "*But sometimes, there's a man, who does damage on his first turn.*"
**Matt Sloan**: "*You do really vacillate between Sam Elliot and Randy "Macho Man" Savage.*"

## Songs

* "That combo buff" (Original), sung by everyone

## Memorable Quotes

**Aaron**: *"Kreebal Infiltrators. That's two Kreebal Infiltrators"* [as he puts down his two cards by Matt's storm wall and does the "I'm watching you gesture towards Matt"]
**Whitney**: *"He's just going to wear you down. He's going to infiltrate you to death."* [as he nods head]
**Matt**: *"They're just sitting outside the storm wall like orphan children at a restaurant."* [pretends to have his hands pressed against the glass]
**Bill (as an orphan)**: "*Infiltrating's not what it used to be!*"

**Matt**: "*Does it benefit me to kill Bill? Because I could do it.*"
**Aaron**: "*If you're Uma Thurman and you Kill Bill. . .*"
List of featured beers (season 1)

Beers featured in Season 1 of Beer and Board Games

 An imperial for shitfucks

 fine and rich, unlike divorce parents

 Tastes like Mud

 really good beer dancing in an oak bath

 All foam

 a very excitable stout

 a shitty pale ale

 pair well with mushrooms and beef... tastes like shit

 brewed with Weyermann’s floor malted Bohemian malt and Hallertau Mittelfrueh hops

 Caramel hints..get fucked

 hoppy, fruity and has personality

 “It has a distinct urine color, tastes like regular beer” -Matt“It’s won awards you know!” -Brad

 “Tastes like licking a silo.” -Matt“Tastes like OFF mosquito spray.” -Aaron

 bitter, smooth, odd

 “It smells mediciney..” -Matt“It’s bourbony.” -Jason“We gonna get fucked up early tonight!” -Aaron

 “tastes like apples” -Matt“What?!” -Aaron

 Dark red London style ale, looks like Feuhorbe cover art, “I don’t like it, its like a tart cherry” -Matt“Not as magical as I was lead to believe” -Aaron

 “it is good, smokey and mellow” -Matt

 “It tastes like meat” -Matt

 “One of my favorite yearly beers” -AaronIt’s quite a hoppy beer, crisp and wintery” -Matt

 “Frothy, Delicious” -Jason“It’ll do” -Aaron“Doesn’t really knock your socks off” -Matt

 “It has more depth than the typical lager” -Matt

 “Tastes like a Belgian beer” -Matt“Like a Belgian White” -Jason“Doesn’t taste like a Belgian to me” -Aaron

 “It’s not overly sweet as I was afraid of.” -Matt“This is finally a beer I enjoy on this show.” -Dylan“This tastes like Christmas potpourri a little bit.” -Paul“I like it.” -Aaron

 “I enjoy most Bell’s beer” -Aaron
Celiac the magnificent

## Bio

Celiac the magnificent is a wizard who teleports people anywhere as long as no one gives him bread or crackers. Celiac is always being tracked down by his nemesis "Gluten" because gluten gives him explosive diarrhea.

The character was created during the game "Talisman" when brad knight mentions he's drinking cider because he has "Celiac." Aaron Yonda then calls him "Celiac the magnificent" as a joke.

## Appearances

* S3E44: "Drunk Talisman - Live at GameholeCon"
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"**Nightmare 5 (Atmosfear The Harbingers)**" is the 40th episode in the seventh season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired October 26, 2017. The guests were Brett Hermanson and Tara Ptasnik.
The beer featured in this episode was Ale From the Old Vale (Olvalde Farm and Brewing Company). According to Matt, the beer is "a big citrus punch in the face."
As the episode aired around Halloween time, the participants of the show dressed up. Brett Hermanson dressed as an "Ewok" from *Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi*. Tara Ptasnik dressed as the "Log Lady" from the TV series *Twin Peaks*. Aaron wore a crown and a cape and claimed himself to be "Kingdom of Heaven." He also wore a t-shirt with an illustration of God. Matt could not decide on his costume so he chose to wear a shirt sent to him by a fan.
The VHS board game played in this episode *Atmosfear: The Harbinger* requires players write down their "greatest fears." Their fears were revealed at the end of the episode. Aaron's fear was "getting pooped on by a parent." Tara's fear was "finding a dead body in a public bathroom." Matt's fear was the comical "Yo Face." Brett's fear was to be "burned alive."

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Plesiosuchus

Plesiosuchus is a metriorhynchid reptile from the Late Jurassic of the United Kingdom and possibly Spain. It was officially named in 1884 by Richard Owen. It was the largest metriorhynchid of all time, and was originally thought to be a plesiosaur before being discovered to be a marine crocodylomorph.

## Physiology

Plesiosuchus was somewhat similar to its semi-close cousin, Dakosaurus; it was a crocodylomorph with a sleek, streamlined body, 4 flippers, a long tail with a shark-like fin on its end, and a conical head with a mouth filled with sharp, interlocking teeth. However, its snout was slightly longer than that of Dakosaurus. Its body would have been covered in scaly skin.

## Diet

Plesiosuchus was a predator, preying on turtles, ichthyosaurs, mid-sized plesiosaurs, and smaller thalattosuchians. Its large teeth had knife-like serrations from back to back, and were designed for crushing bone.

## Ecology

So far, all we know about Plesiosuchus is that it had a build that rendered it extremely adapted to life in the water (in this case, a slender, streamlined body, legs that evolved into flippers, a large tail fin, and a loss of osteoderms), and so, it would have been unable to clamber onto land and lay eggs like a turtle, spending all of its life in the water (and giving birth to live young); as well as this, it had salt glands that would remove excess salt from its blood (allowing it to drink seawater and eat saltwater prey without dehydrating), its deep snout, powerful bite, and large, serrated teeth allowed it to prey on large-bodied marine reptiles, and when hunting, it would cut deep into its prey's flesh before spinning violently, dismembering its chosen target.
Vanessa Tortolano

## First Appearance

*Unknown*

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## Bio

Vanessa is the co-owner/founder of NessAlla Kombucha. As an entertainer, she jumps from improv comedy to playing music and singing.

A roving, rakish, rabble-rousing renegade reporter – Dylan Brogan –  was doing a story on the local food scene. He tried some booch, kombucha. He loved the booch, gave Vanessa some tix to an upcoming Monkey Business Institute performance, and she fell in love, knowing that this is where she needed to be – on stage with a bunch of other weirdos, having a blast in front of an audience. A classic booch-for-improv-classes swap-a-roo took place and Vanessa became a troupe member in 2012. And it’s all thanks to the booch.

Today, Vanessa performs with Yes Ma’am, the popular Improv Lab show featuring the Women of Monkey Business and hosts The Merge. The Merge is our stand-up/improv mashup and Vanessa is in charge of coordinating talent – scouting up and coming local and regional stand-up comics

Vanessa started doing stand-up about three years ago, which is still pretty fresh for stand-up comics. In that short amount of time, she’s found herself onstage in all sorts of venues, locally and other states. Including Lady Laughs Comedy Festival, Madison Comedy Week, State Street Comedy Club, and even some time on stage in New York City.

## Trivia

* She is a certified herbalist
* Started giving Kombucha brewing classes in 2018
* Is a member of The Monkey Business Improv group in Madison, WI
S8E17: "Face The Consequences (Drinking Game)"

## Games(s)

*Face the Consequences*

*Stabby McStab Stab*

*Jenga*

## Navigation

**"Face the Comsequences"** is the 17th episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on May 24, 2018. The guests were David Rodriguez and Stacey Garbarski.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Simply Dusty (Karben4 Brewing, AVB 5.8%, Summer).
	+ Matt, "It's a bit too herbal."
	+ David, "I think it tastes like olive that you just picked off the tree. It's not ready to eat at all."
	+ Stacey, "It tastes like a hefeweizen. It has the bananay." (Matt and David agree.)

## Running Gags

* Rolphing - Dragon with an shamful secret and a pants wearing master

## Songs

* "El Condor Pasa" (Simon & Garfunkel), sung by everyone.
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "I'd rather lick a butthole than a nose. If I could, I surely would. I said be careful his butthole is really a camera."

* "Go Fuck Yourselves" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) and "Birdhouse in Your Soul" (They Might Be Giants), sung by Stacey, David, and Matt
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "There's a spider, damn my soul. There's a spider in my soul, there's a prom date in my hole."
Carboniferous

After a continental drift brought the Devonian period to an end, the Carboniferous period started. During this time, most of the Earth was comprised of swamps, rivers, and coal forests, all populated by a plethora of trees and giant ferns. The amphibians were the dominant land vertebrates of the time. Along with this, the fish were the dominant water predators; the lobe-finned fish had started to decline, while the early sharks, on the other hand, had started to diversify. Meanwhile, the arthropods had grown to large sizes due to lack of competition, and some of them evolved wings for flight. However, they were only large and diverse on land; in the water, the eurypterids had become somewhat small after their displacement from apex predator role during the Devonian. During the middle of the period, a branch of amphibians would evolve into reptiles (tetrapod animals that were completely independent of the water, having scales as protection from the elements); in turn, the reptiles would evolve into synapsids (tetrapod animals that had features of both reptiles and mammals). Soon, the coal forests that were abundant in this distinctive period would collapse, driving many genera to extinction and giving rise to the Permian.

**Lasted from 358.9-298.9 mya**

## Mississippian Animals (note that those are not all the ones that exist)

* Crassigyrinus
* Arthropleura
* Westlothiana
* Pulmonoscorpius
* Falcatus
* Proterogyrinus
* Rhizodus
* Belantsea

## Pennsylvanian Animals (note that those are not all the ones that exist)

* Orthacanthus
* Hylonomus
* Edestus
* Archaeothyris
* Diplocaulus
* Meganeura
* Megarachne
* Edaphosaurus
* Petrolacosaurus
* Platyhystrix
* Eryops
S8E23: "Gingerdead House"

## Navigation

**"Gingerdead House"** is the 23rd episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on July 5, 2018. The guests were Jesse Theiler and Scott Roemaat.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Honey Lav (Blackrocks Brewery, ABV 5.2%, Summer).
	+ Matt followed by Aaron, "Nice. Honey is not overpowering. Neither is the lav."
	+ Aaron explains that the "lav" refers to lavender.
	+ Matt, "The lavender could easily been overpowering but that's not either. This is well balanced."
* This episode is Scott Roemaat's first appearance on the show.
* The episode is sprinkled with miscellaneous sound effects.
* Overwhelmed.
* The guests try an "Eye of Newt," a mustard seed alcoholic beverage. Jesse says it tastes like a "pig's ass;" Scott comments it tastes like a "greenhouse."

## Running Gags

* "You will not be asked back." Matt to Jesse for "taking the bean stock."
* Board Flip

## Memorable Quotes

* Water nixie
	+ Jesse (reading the cards): Here's a water nixie. What's a nixie?
	+ Aaron: It's a nixie but it's amphibious probably.
	+ Scott: And it was a president.
	+ Jesse (reading the cards): And Devil with the three golden hairs.
	+ Matt: Also a president.
	+ Aaron: That's definitely Trump. The devil with the tree golden hairs.

* Bean stock
	+ Scott: Am I the only one that hasn't had the bean stock?
	+ Aaron: The bean stock gets around if you know what I'm saying.
Andrew Yonda

## First Appearance

S1E01: "Drunk Cthulhu Card Game"

"*Chick-ens*"
―**Andrew Yonda** answering Matt Sloan[src]

**Andrew Keeley Yonda** (born March 24, 1973) is an American musician and photographer from Madison, Wisconsin. He is a co-creator of Beer and Board Games along with his brother Aaron Yonda, and an ocassional guest. He is most well known on the show for his trademark line "Chick-ens" which was first heard in season 1, episode 8: "Drunk Family Feud (Part 2)".

Andrew music work has appeared in Blame Society Films productions, such as: *Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager*, *Fun Rangers*, and *Super Shooter*. He has appeared in person in *Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager* and *McCourt's in Session*.

## Memorable Quotes

* "Chick-ens" - S1E08: "Drunk Family Feud (Part 2)"

## Nicknames

* Andrew "The Unwashed" Yonda
* Andrew "Awesome" Yonda

## Appearances

### Season 1

* S1E01: "Drunk Cthulhu Card Game"
* S1E02: "Drunk Talisman"
* S1E03: "Drunk "Magic The Gathering""
* S1E04: "Drunk Dark Tower (Part 1)"
* S1E05: "Drunk Dark Tower Part 2"
* S1E06: "Drunk Dark Tower part 3"
* S1E07: "Drunk Family Feud"
* S1E08: "Drunk Family Feud part 2"
* S1E09: "Drunk Monopoly"
* S1E10: "Drunker Monopoly"
* S1E15: "Drunk Trivial Pursuit - LOTR, Star Wars, Original Version, etc."
* S1E16: "Really Drunk Trivial Pursuit"
* S1E17: "Drunk Axis and Allies"
* S1E18: "World War Drunk - Axis and Allies Part 2"
* S1E23: "The Game of Life Wasted"
* S1E24: "Drunk Life 2 + Mad Libs"

### Season 2

* S2E03: "Drunk Birthday Risk"
* S2E04: "Risk and Sorry Drunk"
* S2E20: "Drunk Mousetrap"
* S2E21: "Don't Wake Daddy"
* S2E24: "Drunk Munchkin -- with prank call!"
* S2E25: "Drunk Cthulhu Munchkin"
* S2E41: "Drunk Settlers of Catan"
* S2E42: "Drunk Catan 2"

### Season 3

* S3E03: "Drunk Red Dragon Inn"
* S3E04: "Drunk Hobbit (Lord of the Rings)"
* S3E27: "Drunk Star Trek"
* S3E28: "Drunk Titanic"

### Season 4

* S4E01: "Basic Dungeons and Dragons"
* S4E02: "Basic Dungeons and Dragons II"
* S4E33: "Psycho Therapist"
* S4E34: "Slap 45 (from Cards Against Humanity)"

## References

1. ↑ http://www.amazinglyandrew.com/info/
CHAPITRE 2 : LA ROUTE 01

## Résume

Alors qu'ils se baladent sur la Route 01, Sacha et Fluffy rencontrent un Nosferapti qui décide de les faire chier *car il est chiant*. Agacé, Sacha propose au malfaiteur de faire un combat pour qu'il cesse. Après une attaque de Fluffy, Sacha décide de lancer une pokéball. Fluffy croyant que son camarade n'en n'avait point, Sacha se justifie par un flashback racontant que Pierre, le champion d’arène d'Argenta, a été capturé dans une pokéball auparavant. Sacha invoque Pierre qui tuera Nosferapti. Nosferapti demande à rejoindre l'équipe de Sacha, Fluffy étant pour et Sacha contre, ils décident de trancher par un combat à pierre-feuille-ciseau. Sacha gagne et Nosferapti rejoint l'équipe. Sacha et ses alliés partent en direction d'Eau-City où ils combattront Ondine.

## Personnages

* Sacha

* Arceus

* Nosferapti (nouveau)

* Pierre (nouveau)

## Notes

* Cet épisode contient beaucoup d'incohérence volontaires, par exemple, le flashback censé expliquer pourquoi Sacha a une pokéball qui lui servirait à attraper Nosferapti explique juste que Pierre a rejoint l'équipe et en rien comment ou pourquoi il aurait une pokéball vide. Une autre incohérence est que Nosferapti rejoint l'équipe après la victoire de Sacha au pierre-feuille-ciseau alors que la partie a justement eu lieu car Sacha était contre le recrutement de Nosferapti.
* Le "non ça c'est dans yu-gi-oh tu t'es trompé de fic" est une référence a ma fanfiction doctor who quand Tintin dit "snif pourquoi tant de haine" et que Dark Tintin répond "N c'est dans Pokémon tu t'es trompé de fic mdr"

* Il n'y pas de doublage par ZerOcarina dans ce chapitre

* De nombreux jeux de mots sur Pierre sont présents dans cet épisode
Annelise Dickinson

## Born

Annelise Dickinson

Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA

## First Appearance

S4E21: "Drunk Top Race"

"'**"**
―Annelise Dickinson[src]
Annelise Dickinson is an actor, director, and teacher based in Chicago. She worked in Madison, WI after earning her MFA in Acting with an emphasis in voice from the University of Wisconsin-Madison.  Annelise specialises in devised work, classical theater and voice and dialect coaching.  She is originally from Grand Rapids, Michigan.

## Memorable Quotes

* "I'm gonna violate..." - S4E22: "Drunk Help Wanted"
* "You can't go higher than twelve!" - S6E11: "Drunk Witch Trial"

## Appearances

* S4E21: "Drunk Top Race"
* S4E22: "Drunk Help Wanted"
* S4E27: "Drunk Bigfoot"
* S4E28: "Drunk Pacman & Operation"
* S6E11: "Drunk Witch Trial"
* S6E12: "Never Have I Ever"
Hamburger

Nom
 Première apparition

Le Hamburger est un personnage principal de Ma Fanfiction Doctor Who.

Il apparait souvent en disant "moua,moua je suis méchant je veux tuer des gens",il est également l'organisateur des "hunger-games",il semble lier d'une façons ou d'une autre à Barack Obama,Son véritable objectif est inconnu à ce jour.
S8E08: "Don't Get Drunk (Drinking Game)"

## Navigation

**"Don't Get Drunk (Drinking Game)"** is the eighth episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on March 22, 2018. The guests were Nick Hart and Tara Ptasnik.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Madtown Nutbrown by Ale Asylum (AVB 5.50%, Year-Round). Aaron correctly predicts that Matt would like the beer selected for this episode. Matt even cheers as it is being introduced. Matt comments with a grin, "Nutty, chocolatey cocoa. This has got everything." Matt adds that "the best brown ales are perfectly balanced."
* The board game recommended participants split into teams of two. The teams were Matt and Nick with the green token, Aaron and Tara with the red token.
* Tara shares her story about her Tommy Lee Jones looking health teacher who called misbehaving students "hotdogers." (E.g. "You two hotdogers in the back. Settle down!")
* Aaron brings in a pink pillow that he sewed together when he was in high school during his home economics class. While Aaron claims that the pillow is in the shape of the letter "A" (for the first letter of his name), Matt comments that the pillow looks like legs with an anus in the middle and that the pattern of the fabric used looks like a prison fence.
* The *Don't Get Drunk* board game includes the activity of beer pong that Matt and Aaron partake in.

## Original Characters

* Passing reference of "Tiny Dave Matthews Band."

## Songs

* "A song about the cocktail that would be created if you mixed all the drinks on this table" (Original), sung by Nick Hart and Matt Sloan, dare by Tara
	+ Lyrics [Shortened]: "White Lion, Capital Amber. Insane Mane, my bock. Together again, their pals and their beers. It's a velveteen habit I just can't drink. Whooo."

## Memorable Quotes

**Nick**: "*Even a drunk could play this.*"

**Matt**: "*BIP BIP BIP*"
**Aaron**: "*Bip. Bip. Bip.*"

**Aaron**: *"Let your teammate blow raspberries on your belly for ten seconds"* [reading a dare card]
**Matt**: "*Well, we're not gonna fucking do that.*"
**Aaron**: "*C'mon you guys. You have good bellies.*"
**Nick**: "*Nah. I don't have a good belly at all. You guys don't want to see my belly.*"

**Matt**: [mumbling words because he has a banana in his mouth]
**Aaron**: "*You suck a wiener dick?*"

**Matt**: "*No one's a human goblin.*"

**Aaron**: "*Everywhere I eat, the fear of dick resides—*"
S2E01: "Drunken Balderdash"

*For the rest of Season 2*

## Beer(s)

[Framboise/Pêche/Kriek] Lambic (Brouwerij Lindemans)

Furious (Surly Brewing Company)

## Notes

* On the day of filming Jason Stephens was fired from his job
* The hosts/guests had various flavours of Lindemans Lambic instead of all having the same

## Original Characters

* J.B. Jolly
* Nebraska Jack

## Impressions

**Matt Sloan (as Christopher Walken)**: "*Get us some beer, please*"

**Jason (as Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood")**: "*I'm an oilman!*"
**Matt (as Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood")**: "*I, drink, your, lambic! I drink it right up.*"

**Jason (as John Madden) [shortened]**: "*You know sometimes when you say "balderdash" i-i-it means you're gonna dash up a boulder, like a mountain side*"

## Songs

* “Niggas in Paris” (Jay Z ft Kanye West), sung by Matt Sloan.

## Nicknames

* Aaron Yonda - "Fuckface"
* Aaron Yonda - "Fornication Face"

## Memorable Quotes

**Jason**: "*I want to know what a Japanese whale is. Is that the guy who goes to the casinos in Vegas and spends a lot of money? They're all like: "Ah Mr. Yamamoto you're back again*"
**John**: "*And he goes*" [whale noise]*,* [whale blowhole spray]

**Aaron**: "*You are retarded*"
**Jason (as Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood")**: "*I'm an oilman!*"

**Matt**: "*You gotta roll the dice, Fuckface!*"
**Aaron**: "*My name is not "Fuckface".*"
**Matt**: "*Fornication face.*"
**Aaron**: "*That's better.*"

**John (reading definitions for the name: "J.B. Jolly")**: "*The fattest man who survived the Titanic.*"

**Aaron (reading definitions for the movie: "They All Laughed")**: "*The fattest man who survived the Titanic tells his story.*"

**John (reading what happened June 20th 1948)**: "*The birth of sadness.*"
**John (reading what happened June 20th 1948)**: "*The remains of Charles Dickens are exhumed to see if he was gay.*"

**John (reading what happened June 20th 1948)**: "*The birth of sadness.*"

**John (reading definitions for the name: "James L. Plimpton")**: "*The man who hurt me.*"
**John (reading definitions for the name: "James L. Plimpton")**: "*The man who murdered "James L. Lipton".*"

**Matt (trying to figure out what happens on the date July 7, 1972)**: "*What was popular in the early seventies? Beards.*"
**Jason**: "*Lincoln Logs*" [Matt Agrees]
**Jason**: "*Concussions! Because of the lack of helmets,* (laughing) *in sports.*"
**John**: "*So it's July*"
**Aaron**: "*And somebody's not wearing a helmet.*"
**Matt**: "*It's gotta be somebody famous.*"
**Aaron**: "*Nancy Sinatra!*"
**Matt**: "*Nancy Sinatra, playing amateur softball, and get's a concussion. That's what happened.*"

## Audience Interactions

* Carolyn Hawkins - Chose first round of drinks (Lindeman's Lambic)
* Vincent Belouge - Sponsored second round of drinks
* Paul Tabara (a.k.a Paul Tablecloth) - Chose third round of drinks (Furious)
Matt Sloan

## Born

Matthew Paul Sloan

March 24, 1973

Madison, Wisconsin, USA

## First Appearance

S1E04: "Drunk Dark Tower (Part 1)"

"*Folks, we had a good time tonight...*"
―**Matt Sloan** to the audience

**Matthew Paul Sloan** (born March 24, 1973) is an American director, playwright, voice actor and comedian from Madison, Wisconsin.

He is the host and co-founder of *Beer and Board Games*, as well as co-owner of the Blame Society Films (the YouTube channel the show is hosted on). He and his friend Aaron Yonda are notable as the co-creators of the web series *Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager*, in which he voices the title character. Additionally, he appears in season one as the main antagonist, and has a minor appearance in the first few episodes of the second series as said antagonist's father. Since *Chad Vader*, he has gone on to voice Darth Vader in various *Star Wars* media. He hosts a movie reviewing and discussion show on YouTube called *Welcome to the Basement* with his friend Craig Johnson.

In Beer and Board Games, Matt takes the role of host, opening and closing episodes, explaining the games, and leading the show forward. From early episodes, Matt got the reputation of being the "angry one" after shows got off the rails, and when faced against fan-favorite guest, Dylan Brogan.

## Original Characters

* Baby Cookie
* Targ Fargusen
* Egotiztical Sniffff
* King Candy

## Nicknames

* Matrick P. Sloan
* Sloany-boy
* Papa One-Chip
* Soda F\*cker
* Ol' Shitty Teeth
* Terry Kwazo
* Targ Fargusen
* Dr. Lemons
* Matt "I love Aaron's butthole" Sloan
* Sand Hatjob
* Baron Von Mount
* Bumlock
* Charlie Blarn
* Sour-pants McGrapes
* Wart
* MC Abrupt
* Red McThankyou
* Matt Schlong
* Chocolate Butt

## Non-Appearances

* S1E1-- Drunk Cthulu Card Game
* S1E2-- Drunk Talisman
* S1E3-- Drunk "Magic The Gathering"
* S2E5-- Drunk Birthday Risk
* S2E6-- Risk and Sorry Drunk
* S3E3-- Drunk Red Dragon Inn (He wasn't seen or heard, but Courtney read aloud his comments)
* S3E4-- Drunk Hobbit (He wasn't seen, but he phoned in the "Folks"

## Trivia

* In almost every episode Matt pours his beer with a lot of head in the stein. He has acknowledged that people draw attention to it.
* Whenever Aaron Yonda holds something out to the camera, Matt attempts to knock it out of his hand
* Matt has kissed two men on the show: Dylan Brogan and Brad Knight.