The Rare THX Trailer Made By Nickelodeon

I’m living in a horrible world where disturbing THX trailers are everywhere and are trying to haunt me. Can someone please put me out of my misery?

I was at Dollar Tree with my mom. What we got from Dollar Tree was a Transformers toy for my dad (since he loves Transformers), a new water bottle, and some Twinkies. Then I went to the DVD section. I saw many mockbusters (since they were mainly free DVDs), but when I continued looking around, I found, yet again, another THX trailer.

The cover featured various Nickelodeon characters such as Ren and Stimpy, Jimmy Neutron, Tommy Pickles, Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda, Rocko, Zim and SpongeBob in an orange background. The DVD was called “The Rare THX Trailer Made By Nickelodeon”.

Similar to the Rare THX Trailer Made By Playstation that Dave1995 Alt saw, it didn’t come with a boxset, it was just a standalone DVD.

I thought the DVD looked really cool, so I showed my mom the DVD.

She said we could buy it. So, we went to the cashier and she said it was free. Then, we drove home.

Once we got home, I didn’t know what I was waiting for so I put the DVD in my Playstation 4.

Before I did, my mom told me she would lay down for a nap.

Anyways, once I put the disc in, the first two things that showed up were the Nickelodeon fish logo, and the Paramount DVD logo, with the options Previews and Main Menu. I picked Main Menu on the right. Then, it gave me a Language selection. The languages  were: English, French, Spanish, German, Italian, Dutch, Portuguese and Japanese. I selected English because that's always the language that I watch movies in.

Then it showed a montage of every show featured. And finally, it took me to the menu. Like all the other rare trailers, it featured everyone on the cover in different colored boxes, even Tex in his own as well.

Anyway, the option buttons on the DVD menu were: Play, Scene Selection, Set Up, and Bonus Features. I pressed Play and the trailer began. And when I did, another warning came up.

“This trailer was made to promote the release of “Trick ‘r Treat”, albeit not THX-certified. This trailer may contain content that may not be suitable for younger audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.”

“Why do I never see it coming?” I asked myself.

The trailer started with Ren and Stimpy driving in their car, off to get some groceries. This scene was done in the Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon animation. In the background was the K-fee "Auto” commercial music.

Because the K-fee music was playing, I thought there would be a jumpscare. However, after 15 seconds, Stimpy stopped the car as he and Ren walked out.

“Stimpy, you idiot! Why did you stop the car?” Ren asked.

“I stopped the car just so I can tell you about something.” Stimpy said. “There is a psycho robot out there killing tons and tons of innocent people and he could be for us next.”

Ren was shocked after hearing about that. “How horrible! And I thought I was psycho.”

“I wouldn’t worry about it though,” Stimpy said. He then got back in the car with Ren.

They continued driving as it showed a shot of Stimpy’s POV. After 8 seconds, Tex dropped down in front of the car. Stimpy put the brakes on as he saw Tex.

   “Hello, eediots!” Tex said. “Where you goin’?”

“First off, we are not idiots!” Ren said. “And second, you’ve killed so many innocent bystanders! Leave them alone or we’ll notify the authorities.”

“Sorry, that’s not gonna happen.” Tex said. “Also, a truck is about to crash into you.”

“Wait, what?!” Stimpy yelled. Tex then flew away as a truck crashed into Ren and Stimpy. The screen then cut to black.

It faded to a shot of Ren’s POV. He regained consciousness as he was confused where he was. “Huh? Where am I? Stimpy? Stimpy? Where are you?”

“I’m right behind you, Ren.” Stimpy said. Ren tried turning around, but somehow he couldn’t.

It stopped showing his POV as it showed that Ren and Stimpy were tied up on a train track.

Just then, the sound of a train horn was heard. "Uh-oh..." Ren said as they heard the train horn.

The camera zoomed out as it showed Tex watching from behind. It then showed a shot of his face.

He watched as another train horn was heard, then the sound of crashing, screaming in pain, and fire were heard in the background, meaning that Ren and Stimpy possibly got run over by the train. He grinned madly watching the chaos unfold.

“All is going according to plan.” Tex said. He then flew offscreen.

Then, the screen cut to a shot of Jimmy Neutron’s lab, where Jimmy was having a conversation with his friends, Carl, Sheen, Libby, Cindy and Goddard.

“Remember guys, we’re on night duty in case that robot appears.” Jimmy said.

“Which robot again?” Carl asked.

“The robot that has killed many people for fearing his logo.” Jimmy said.

"Jimmy! What's that mysterious thing behind you?" Sheen asked, pointing at something behind Jimmy.

"What do you mean?" Jimmy asks in confusion, then turns around.

The gang is looking around at a very strange figure. The figure then flew around the lab and landed on the ground in front of the gang. The figure was revealed to be none other than Tex.

“What up, stupid inventors!” Tex greeted.

“Hey! We aren’t stupid!” Jimmy berated.

“Yeah, we’re geniuses!” Cindy added.

“Oh yeah? Well, if you’re geniuses, I bet you can’t tell what I’m gonna do next!” Tex stated.

He grabbed out a potion and poured it on Goddard. Goddard let out a robotic yell as he was being poisoned.

“Goddard?” Jimmy asked. “What’s wrong, boy?”

All of a sudden, his eyes glowed dark red and walked towards Tex.

“Your robot dog has now joined forces with me, Jimmy boy, and there’s nothing you can do about it!” Tex said. "NOW, TIME FOR ME AND DOGGO TO DO THEIR OWN EXPERIMENT!" Tex yelled as he and Goddard held an array of chemicals.

At that moment, they tossed the chemicals all over everyone, and they all screamed in agonizing agony as they got hit, killing them instantly.

It cut to a shot of the Pickles’s house. Inside, Tommy, Chuckie, and Angelica were having a playdate.

As Tommy was watching Reptar, Tex and Goddard dropped down next to him.

“Hello, baby.” Tex greeted, grinning.

“Intruder!” Tommy yelled. He threw his toy screwdriver at Tex, but it did nothing.

“Throwing a screwdriver won’t do any good. And now, it’s time to die!” Tex replied.

Before he and Goddard could kill Tommy, Stu came up to Tex and confronted him.

“What are you two doing in our house?! You need to get out of here before I destroy you two!” Stu berated.

    “No, YOU need to get out of here before we destroy YOU!” Tex reminded.

At that moment, Tex pulled out a pumpkin bomb and threw it in Stu's direction, the bomb exploded as Stu screamed in complete anguish. Then, Tex and Goddard threw more pumpkin bombs at the babies and the entire house, killing them. The screen then cut to black.

Just then, the screen cut to a shot of the Turner Residence from The Fairly OddParents. 3 seconds later, Tex and Goddard walked into view.

"Okay, Doggo, this is where out next victim is located. Who is the victim you may ask? An average brat that no one understands and his pets. So get ready." Tex said to Goddard.

Timmy watching TV with Cosmo and Wanda while eating potato chips. Just then, Tex and Goddard teleported in front of them.

“Hello, brat and his pets.” Tex greeted.

"HEY!" Wanda yelled. "We are not pets! We are Timmy's helpers!"

"Yeah!" Timmy added. "Name one good reason why you two are here!"

"To get our wishes, of course!" Tex answered. “I wish you three were bite-sized.”

As Tex said that, Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda shrunk to the size of a rat.

“Wow! We’re small!” Timmy gasped.

“But, why did he shrink us?” Cosmo asked.

After he said that, Tex grabbed them and put them in a blender. Goddard pressed the puree button as Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda screamed as they were being blended.

The trailer still wasn’t over yet, it cut to Rocko, Heffer and Filburt packing their things. They were most likely going on a vacation.

While they were packing up, the doorbell rang.

“I’ll get it.” Rocko said. He opened the door and Tex and Goddard were there.

“Hello, kangaroo!” Tex greeted. “I heard you were going on a vacation. Can we come with you?”

“Rocko, don’t invite them!” Heffer told Rocko. “They’re the robot and dog who killed many innocent people!”

“Don’t wanna invite us?” Tex asked. “You know what that means!”

Tex grabbed an AK-47 and started shooting Heffer while Goddard bit Filburt to death. They both screamed in anguish as the two criminals killed them.

“You maniac! You and your dog murdered my friends!” Rocko said.

    “Oh..I’m sorry…not sorry!” Tex said, before grabbing Rocko by the tail and went flying.

Rocko was screaming as Tex was flying with him. “Put me down right now!”

“Your wish is my command.” Tex said. He dropped Rocko as he fell way down to the ground.

It showed a shot of Rocko falling while screaming, and right before he made contact with the ground, the screen cut to black, accompanied by the sound of blood splattering.

It then cut to a shot of inside Zim’s spaceship. Zim was walking around in circles, bored.

“I’m so bored! There’s nothing to do!” Zim said. After he said that, Tex and Goddard teleported inside the spaceship.

“Hello, alien.” Tex said.

“It’s you two!” Zim said. “I know about you two! You’ve been traveling the universe, killing innocent people!”

“You’re darn right!” Tex said. He grabbed his chainsaw as he and Goddard sinisterly approached Zim.

“Wait!” Zim yelled. “I’d like to join you, Tex and Goddard! I know all about you two, like the fact that you travel across the multiverse, killing people. We have a lot in common. Together, they don't stand a chance! Interested?"

"Sure thing." Tex said. He, Goddard and Zim walked out of the spaceship, off to kill their next victims.

It then showed the second to last scene in this trailer. It cut to the Bikini Atoll at night. The screen then faded to inside SpongeBob’s house, where SpongeBob was having a conversation with Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Gary.

"Everyone, I have a very bad feeling about this." SpongeBob said. "Are any of you unaware that there is some awful news about an evil robot who's going around killing innocent people all around the world?"

"No, SpongeBob," Patrick spoke. "I understand what you mean."

"I think you're just making this entire thing up! There's no such thing as a murderous robot!" Squidward said.

"That's not true, Squid. He's still around, and he's even teamed up with some kind of evil alien who wants to take over Earth and a robot dog as well!"

“How horrible!” Mr. Krabs said. “I bet he’s come here to steal me secret formuler!”

“Calm down now, everyone.” Sandy reminded. “We’ll find a way to stop this robot, but for now-”

Sandy’s sentence was interrupted by Tex kicking down the door with Goddard and Zim on his side. Not to mention, Zim had a helmet on so he wouldn’t drown.

“Hello, sea creatures!” Tex said.

“It’s you!” Squidward yelled at Tex. “We’ve heard a lot about what you and your partners have done! Leave now or we’ll call the cops!”

“Sorry, but I don’t think that will happen.” Tex said. “Go get ‘em Doggo!”

Goddard looked sinisterly at Squidward. “Guys, why is that dog looking at me like that?”

Goddard then ran towards Squidward and bit his leg. Squidward was screaming in pain, however, his screaming was from the episode “Have You Seen This Snail?”.

Just then, Zim grabbed out a blaster and blasted at Squidward’s legs, causing them to disintegrate. Squidward’s body fell to the ground, motionless.

Everyone gasped at the sight of Squidward’s corpse.

“Much better.” Tex said. “Now…WHO’S NEXT?!” Tex shouted in a demonic voice.

Everyone screams in horror as they try to hide in different places. Sandy leaves the pineapple house and runs for her life from Tex. Tex sees the squirrel running and presses the orange button on his chest to activate his jetpack. Tex starts flying at Sandy, while she’s screaming and running out of the pineapple house. However, Sandy trips over a rock. She couldn’t get up.

Tex dropped down in front of Sandy. “Howdy, squirrel.”

“Please leave me alone, robot!” Tex said. “You’re more crazy than a raisin in a popcorn bowl!”

“I don’t know what that means, but I’m gonna kill you anyway!” Tex said, as he brought out his chainsaw.

“No! Please don’t kill me!” Sandy pleaded. “I’m innocent!”

“Sorry, but if you lose, you lose!” Tex yelled. He swung his chainsaw down on Sandy and right before it made contact with her, the screen cut to Mr. Krabs running from Zim.

“You’ll never get me!” Mr. Krabs yelled, just as Zim lost track of him.

“Where did that crab go?” Zim wondered.

It then cut to Mr. Krabs hiding behind a kelp tree. He thought, “Oh man…that robot and his partners have gone way too far…I hope they didn’t steal the secret formuler or else…”

While he thought that, a chainsaw cut the kelp tree in half. However, it wasn’t Tex that cut the tree in half, it was Zim.

Mr. Krabs turned around and saw Zim with a chainsaw. He screamed and ran off again. As he was running, Zim blasted Mr. Krabs’ legs with his blaster, making them disintegrate.

Mr. Krabs fell to the ground. Zim approached him and said “Well, well, well, greedy crab. You are never going to report a crime like this.” Zim said, before calling Goddard to kill Mr. Krabs. “Goddard!”

Just then, Goddard appeared and mauled Mr. Krabs as he screamed in anguish.

He continued mauling Krabs for about 10 seconds. After 10 seconds, he stopped.

“Good boy!” Zim said. “Now…time to kill the rest of the gang.”

Zim and Goddard ran off as it showed Mr. Krabs’ corpse. His legs were missing, his eyes were detached, his tongue was ripped out, his clothes were ripped, and he was covered in blood.

Mr. Krabs’ corpse made me feel sick so I paused the trailer and rushed to the bathrooms and threw up in the toilet.

When I was done, I went back to the bedroom to finish the trailer.

But the trailer wasn't over yet. The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick hiding together in the bedroom.

“I’m scared, SpongeBob.” Patrick said. “What if the robot and his partners already killed our friends?”

“Patrick, we don’t know if they killed our friends or not. We’ll just wait and see.” SpongeBob said.

Gary meowed in agreement.

All of a sudden, Tex teleported in front of them, holding a saw and a chainsaw, while Goddard and Zim walked in from behind.

“Hello, sea sponge and starfish.” Tex said. “We’ve just killed all of your friends, so we decided to save you for last.”

“You WHAT?!” SpongeBob yelled. “Did you just say that you killed my friends?”

“That’s precisely what he said!” Zim said. “And now, let’s kill your chubby friend over there!”

“You mean me?!” Patrick said, worried.

“Of course we mean you.” Tex said. He charged towards Patrick and shoved his saw up his chest. Patrick then fell to the ground, dead, with blood leaking out of his corpse.

“Patrick! NOOOO!” SpongeBob yelled. He then fell on his knees and started crying, but it wasn’t his comical crying, it sounded like Tom Kenny witnessed his friend’s death.

Tex and Zim just laughed at the poor sponge. Just then, SpongeBob stood up and stopped crying, as his expression went from sad to angry.

“You…If you kill my friend, you’ve gotta pay!” SpongeBob yelled. He charged towards Tex and punched him in the face, causing his head to spin around before he held it back in place.

“Nuh-uh-uh!” Tex said. “Punching me in the face won’t do, and now, it’s time to die!” He said, before shoving SpongeBob onto the floor.

    Tex walked up to SpongeBob, grinning evilly, as he grabbed out his chainsaw.

SpongeBob was shivering in fear, before grabbing Gary.

Tex wielded his chainsaw before swinging it down on SpongeBob and Gary, slicing them in half.

Tex backed away from SpongeBob and Gary’s corpse.

“Alright, men, our mission is finally complete.” Tex said.

“But wait, Tex. Don’t sponges regenerate after being sliced or chopped to bits?” Zim said.

“Oh…” Tex realized. “I forgot about that.”

After Tex said that, SpongeBob got back up with both of his sides reattached.

“What the–? How?” Tex yelled. He kept on slicing SpongeBob over and over again but he still kept regenerating.

“It’s no use, let’s just go.” Tex said.

“Don’t worry, Tex, hope is not lost. I have a better idea.” Zim said, before grabbing out a salt shaker.

“Zim, you are a genius!” Tex said. He and Goddard grabbed out salt shakers and approached SpongeBob.

“Wait a minute…you’re gonna salt me?!” SpongeBob yelled.

“We sure are.” Tex said. “Sorry sponge, but things have to be the way they are.”

Tex, Goddard and Zim started sprinkling salt on SpongeBob. SpongeBob began screaming in agony as he was being salted, much to the three criminals' amusement.

But then...nothing...even happened to SpongeBob.

"WAIT HOW THE FUCK???" Tex yelled.

"...how did you even think that was gonna work on me. we're literally underwater!" Spongebob said.

"...WELL I'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETH-" Tex said...before SpongeBob karate-chopped him and Goddard into a million tiny bits.

"Wow. that was easy...now YOU." SpongeBob pointed at Zim. "shouldn't you be locked up with those blue and green girls in the cellars we keep the characters whose shows didn't rate as well as mine?"

"...oh boy-" Zim said. before the scene cut to black..the trailer seemingly ended there."