Monjafetta

*"Hunter "Monjafetta" Seltzer is the type of guy who's taken too many magic mushrooms to the point of being a shroomtard-s\*&%-for-brains. Seeing the Phantromedas also grow magic mushrooms, he actually has a place at the cult's temple where he grows his own 'shrooms. Matter of fact, he grows a special type of shrooms that would give you pseudo-memories of many strange times way before the strange time we're in. Most of the time, he just keeps to himself, probably because he's most likely high as the atmosphere on his shrooms."*
*"I remember the days where I'd steal the power tools from my school's wood shop an' sold em' at the local pawn shop. Principal Franklin never had nothin' on me, 'cause he could never prove it. Covered up muh tracks too well for 'im to get'ny proof." - Monjafetta*
**Monjafetta** is a male 'Stormer OC appearing in *MotorStorm: Return to the Wild*, *MotorStorm: Untamed Tundra*, *MotorStorm: King of the Hammers, MotorStorm: Transylvania Unleashed, and MotorStorm: Off The Grid*

Even though he's attended the Apocalypse, Nevada and Outback MotorStorm Festivals, he's only a rookie, seeing he was a groupie.

He's quite mischievous in the sense that he likes to do *Jackass*-like stunts around the festival, seeing he's easily influenced by a lot of things, matter of fact, he organizes the Jackass Stunts around the Festival.

The Legend often says that just like Twizted Black Cap, he's also possessed by demons, despite the latter isn't wrong, and also claims he can talk to ghosts.

## Vehicles

* Wasabi Wildcat MX
* Wasabi Phoenix
* Wombat Typhoon (Main vehicle)
* Mirage 101
* Patriot Bushwhacker

## Quotes

### Pandrosia

* *"I traded some 'shrooms with Xaurkshaeyre and we both got higher than the Kuiper belt, y'know. His 'shrooms had me open my mind to brand new concepts."*
* *"It's hard to deny that Tracey Prescott is one fine chick."*
* *"Stealin' those power tools at the woodshop back in high school was definitely an adrenaline rush, y'know what I mean? If you got caught, your ass was grass."*
* *"I'd agree with Jarod that we're bein' controlled by a higher life form in another dimension."*
* *"Shut up Cromey! There is no god!"* - Telling off Giles Cromey
* *"Y'know, when anyone here does jackass stunts, I'm the one who comes up with the ideas. Who would've thought of trying to jump from the Carrier to the docks on a motorized skateboard?!"*
* *"I'd recommend goin' to one of Graveyard God's concerts, even though he makes music that we don't usually listen to, a lot of his songs are absolute bangers that can easily stoke the crowd!"*
* *"Yo Natalia, pass the bottle!"* - Wanting to drink kvass with Kramer
* *"You're a f%\*$in' idiot, Morgan! We got tons'a diverse people, take Blackfeather for an example! He's a freakin' Iroquois for f#$%'s sake! Plus, our head honcho Mash is a black dude, I mean, c'mon, man! You don't think right!"* - Telling off Morgan Fail
* *"Even though Shuriken is a total b%&$ and ruthless on the track, it's hard to deny that she's a freakin' hottie!"*
* *"I mean, being a Marxist is stupid, period. Had that mother$%\*#er Karl not been born, Communism would've never been invented."* - Monjafetta to Gaucho
* *"I swear, I've actually spoken to ghosts!"*
* *"I heard Legend is tryna teach that old coot Dog Soup how to skateboard. Maybe I should chip in."*
* *"Yeah, so!? Life's so boring without someone to pull stupid s@#$ for the fun of it! So, get over it, Private Prudent!"* - to Jingo
* *"Oh, hell yes I am, Proteus! I'm the funniest damn dude in this whole festival!"* - to Proteus

### Fendrana

* *"That Gretchen brat called Shuriken a Karen?! She really is a retard!"*
* *"Look, Aiko, I understand you hate the K-word, but you really don't wanna sink down ta that little retard's level, not only would beatin' her up make you look like a horrible person, but you'll end up getting locked up, and being in jail is hell."* - Trying to reason with Shuriken
* *"Seriously, that f@#$wad Orange called Shuriken a Karen, too?! He's screwed, man, SCREWED!!"*
* *"Orange, you are a f@#$ing moron for running your mouth in Shuriken's face."* - Telling off Code Orange for calling Shuriken a Karen

### Yakutia Lowland

* *"Don't tabletop or kick Shahin in the nuts, man! He's off-limits, cuz he's wa-hay-hay-hay-hay too dangerous!"* - Warning the player not to tabletop or kick Shahin in the groin
* *"I don't suppose Shahin or the Sardaukar in general have any sense of humor."*
* *"Yeah, so?! Have you seen what he's capable of? I figured that if anybody pranks him as part of my Jackass Stunts, they'll end up dead!"* - Retorting to Blackfeather