Benrey

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## Benrye

You think A Man like Him Can't FUCK!!!! Well he can't, he has erectile dysfunction.

### Writer

He's a pathetic Jester in Gods Palm. Dance, Dance you foolish Clown! For you will not Know Peace when god Derives Amusement from your life!!!

Benrey is a tragic little fellow. All he wanted was to tenderly love his sweet little Gordon. Why did it come to this? It's Certainly no more horrid than his current career, of creating Reylo Coloring Books. Did you know people actually Buy his Reylo Coloring Books? Then they regularly accuse each other of tracing. Surprisingly lucrative.

## After the Examination

Benrey was responsible for killing the Roosevelt Parasite once and for all, but he proceeded to enter a Benrey screen of death, A lot like how A Caterpillar engages with a Cocoon to grow stronger, without the stronger part. It took him 900 Years for him to Break out of the Benrey screen of Death, where he was Recovered by a Tabloid Magazine. "This just in!," They screeched. "Boppin ass Robot!". Benrey Quickly gained, but he Wanted Gordon. This begun the Benrey celebrity arc, which culminated him him Destroying Hollywood for the Gordon Quest.

## Personality

Benrey is a rather curious friend/enemy/creature/individual who is defined by two things: His Desire to Destroy Cracker Barrel. It seems after meeting Gordon in a Circus he destroyed, Benrey decided to settle down with Gordon. It was a bit strange at first-- Gordon was a clown Benrey rescued! But Benrey didn't treat Gordon like a Clown, for Gordon are Gordo. They fell into the sex together, with a romance.

You would think the Parasite fiasco would destroy him inside out, but the Bongrey is fierce once he Breaks out of his coma! He begins committing treason, he needs revenge!

While you would think Renbey is Rich from his sales, he donates all of the money he makes to charities towards helping those in Need, showing off his more charitable side. He opts for eating garbage instead, as it's also incredibly pleasurable for him. His charity also includes him transforming into a car, as difficult as it has become for him to maintain due to the damages he sustained.

I am physically unable to extend the Praise I Just Said towards his Hobbies and things he Likes.

First of all, Benrey gained A Crush on Lighting McQueen, likely spurred on from Gordon's Death. That alone isn't bad, but he treats him like he Does a K-Pop Stan on his Twitter called @McQxeenGayx, tweeting things like "oomf unfollowed me for McQueen Tit posting", Gee, I wonder why! Oh, Speaking of K-pop Stans, his Music taste fucking REEKS OF "I'm a Scene Kid, the Trendies Friendies Stay STRONG!!!" Really Benrey? The Medic Droid? Dead by April? Grow Up. Additionally, He writes Erotic Property Brothers fanfiction as well, specifically catering to fans of Property Brothers that wanted them to grow 90 feet tall and Fuck houses. Which is literally No one if you were curious.

He thinks Karl Marx has Big Mall Santa Energy. I'm not Making a Trivia Section just for this but I'd like to end this Section on a Positive note. Only one I got.

## Critical Reception of the Benrey

Similar to the band Nickleback, Ben Solo is a rather divisible character. "I think he Likes Nickleback", someone once said, but it turns out this is probably the most Neutral thing you will hear about him. Brace for impact, for we must buckle up and try to parse through the Benrey Opinions.

#### Positive things Said about Benrey

* *"2 Grams of Coleslaw"* - AllRecipes.com

#### Negative things Said about Benrey

* *"i hate benrey he is so ugly. his bangs only add to the overall hatred i have for him. also his hands look like surgical gloves filled with piss, the way the hand from the emoji movie also looks like an overinflated surgical glove"* - GameInformer
* *"I GAVE BENREY A BIG CRICKET AND HE SPAT IT OUT"* -IGN