Fight Right

10 YEARS AGO... Mee needed a haircut. Also, he and Space Tree attempted to fight each other.

## Transcript

*(The opening sequence plays, then pans left to reveal "10 YEARS AGO". Fade to the cafeteria in Space Tree's high school.)*

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** I'm gonna eat a sandwich! *(He crashes into Mee, dropping the sandwich and a juice box, and sticking a straw in Young Mee's back.)* Whoa!

**YOUNG MEE:** Whoa. What in the *heck* are you doing?

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Uh, sorry Meelord, I just, uh -

**YOUNG MEE:** You just wanna fight me? Is that what you're gonna say?

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** No!

**YOUNG MEE:** Oh, well Space Tree, it's opposite day. So I'll be seeing *you* behind the school at 1500 hours. And you're gonna find out why they call me the Marone Mongoose.

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** No really, I don't want to -

*(A kid wearing a shirt reading "BF4L" jumps into the scene.)*

**BF4L KID:** You can take him, Space Tree! I've got your back. Best friends for life. *(points to the letters on his shirt)*

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Who are you?

*(Cut to behind the school. A sign reads "BEHIND THE SCHOOL!" and "ROUND 1" appears underneath the sign. Cut to Young Space Tree and Young Mee.)*

**YOUNG MEE:** Okay, Space Tree, prepare to get the crap kicked out of your face!

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Really, can't we just talk about this? I mean -

**YOUNG MEE:** MONGOOSE ATTACK! *(He slides into Young Space Tree with his fist and falls over.)*

**YOUNG MEE:** Oh, god! That broke my freakin' hand! Aah! Man, what are you made of, *wood*? That friggin' hurt. *(He lays on the ground crying)*

*(Cut to the BF4L guy and a purple kid)*

**PURPLE KID:** Hey, that guy beat up Meelord Marone. He's pretty cool. Let's go stand next to him.

*(Cut to Young Mee, still lying on the ground.)*

**PURPLE KID:** Hey Space Tree, what's going on?

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Uh, not much, man.

*(Cut to the cafeteria the next day. Young Space tree is talking with the BF4L kid and the purple kid.)*

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Uh, you know, sometimes I give him a little kung fu, or sometimes a little... fu kung... You know, I've got a lot of Oriental training in this kind of stuff -

*(Young Mee enters, his broken arm in a sling)*

**YOUNG MEE:** Okay, Space Tree, rematch time.

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Look, Meelord, you really think you should be taking me on again with your little sling there?

*(Cut to Young Mee)*

**YOUNG MEE:** Hey, you just sucker-punched me last time. Meet me behind the school in five minutes and then we'll see who the cool one really is.

*(Cut back to Young Space Tree. The BF4L kid is now laying on the ground.)*

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Yeah, more like, we'll see who the *gay* one really is. You know? Uh... it's him, not me.

*(Cut to behind the school. "ROUND II" appears under the school sign. Cut to Young Space Tree and Young Mee.)*

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** All right, let's just get this over with. You try your little mongoose attack and then I'll break your face off or something.

**YOUNG MEE:** Oh, I'm not using that mongoose attack any more. I've got something even better for you. And it goes a little something like this.

*(He points his finger up in the air, then at the ground next to Young Space Tree. A bullet shoots out of his finger and lands next to ST.)*

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Uh... what?

*(A portal opens beneath Young Space Tree and he falls in.)*

**PURPLE KID:** What the hell?!

**YOUNG MEE:** That's right, I won the fight, so I'm the coolest kid in school again.

*(The principal enters behind Young Mee.)*

**PRINCIPAL:** Not so fast, Mr. Marone.

**YOUNG MEE:** Oh, principal of the school. Uh... I was just watching some other kids fighting. Not mee.

**PRINCIPAL:** You were warned about using your special powers on school grounds. And this is the last straw. You are now expelled from school. *(Points at Young Mee and pokes him in the eye)*

**YOUNG MEE:** Oh come on, I just slipped up.

**PRINCIPAL:** We all have our little powers, Mr. Marone... at least, the cool ones of us do... For example, I can read minds, but you don't see me coming onto school property revealing everybody's personal secrets.

*(The principal goes over to the other kids and points at the BF4L kid.)*

**PRINCIPAL:** *(whispering)* Wets the bed every night!

**YOUNG MEE:** Well I don't need this school anyway, man. Screw this place. And screw you, principal. You'll get yours someday. Oh yes! Someday.

**PRINCIPAL:** No I won't!

*(The principal points at Young Mee and a portal envelops him. Cut to somewhere outside the school, where Young Mee reappears.)*

**YOUNG MEE:** Man, that guy's a friggin' hypocrite. I didn't even know he could do that.

*(Another portal opens, and Young Space Tree comes out of it, wearing a party hat.)*

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Whoa, Meelord, thanks for that little ride there. It was actually pretty fun.

**YOUNG MEE:** Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, because it got me expelled from school.

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Oh, well that's a bummer.

**YOUNG MEE:** Yeah, it doesn't really matter. I don't need no *education*, or *a job*, or *parents*. There's plenty of other ways for me to get by.

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** You mean, prostitution?

**YOUNG MEE:** Well no, I think that would fall under the job category.

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Hmm, maybe you're right, Meelord. School isn't that important. Well, see ya later, I've gotta get back to school.

*(Cut back to the school cafeteria. Young Space Tree enters, wearing his sunglasses.)*

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Hey everyone, your class president is back in the hizzouse. So gather 'round, I've got some business to discuss.

*(The purple kid comes over)*

**PURPLE KID:** Yeah, the only business *you* need to discuss is the business of you shutting up. So discuss it.

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** What? I thought I was the cool guy.

**PURPLE KID:** Meelord Marone kicked the crap out of you and got expelled from school. He's *way* cooler than you! And that's why we built this shrine to him. *(Goes over to a shrine, which consists of a desk with "MEE" written on the front of it and a picture of Young Mee behind the desk.)*

**PURPLE KID:** All hail Meelord Marone!

*(The crazy, short black guy jumps into the scene.)*

**CRAZY GUY:** That shrine sucks my ass! *(He jumps up and kicks the picture of Young Mee, shattering it, and then runs off.)*

**PURPLE KID:** Hey, that guy broke the shrine! He's way cooler than Mee Marone and Space Tree put together! Hey, come back! *(Chases after the crazy guy)*

**YOUNG SPACE TREE:** Hey wait, I can top that! Uh... watch me pee on the shrine! *(He turns around and does so. Cut to the end credits.)*

## Easter Eggs

* :) appears in the top right corner for one frame when Space Tree enters the cafeteria near the end.
* When Mee is lying on the ground, "grr" appears next to him. Click "grr" to make it larger.
* At the end screen, click the hidden card in the upper right corner to hear several more secrets about the BF4L kid.

### Easter Egg Transcripts

* **PRINCIPAL:** *(pointing at BF4L Kid and whispering):*
	+ 1st time selected: Has eleven toes!
	+ 2nd: Born with a tail! And not a small one either, we're talking kangaroo sized!
	+ 3rd: Born without any eyebrows! Oh wait, I guess everyone is, right? I can't remember!
	+ 4th: Masturbates to a photo of his cousin every night! It's pretty funny!
	+ 5th: Doesn't know how to spell conundrum!
	+ 6th: Has never worn a hat!
	+ 7th: Doesn't like to water ski!

## Fun Facts

* The Commander does not appear in this episode. This is the second time this has happened.

## References

* When young Space Tree walks in singing during the beginning of the episode, he's using the same style of singing as The Commander and Forescore Jones did in Forescore Jones: Undercover during their song, "We're Gonna Buy Some Stamps".
* Mee's line "I don't need no education" is lifted from Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The wall, Pt. 2."
* The principal's comment about how BF4L kid doesn't like to water-ski is another occurrence of water-skiing in the show.