Splash Messages

All of the following are followed by an ellipsis (...) if they do not end in a punctuation mark. In the future, it will be possible that other languages have Splash Messages of their own. Feel free to add suggestions on the comments.

NOTE: Asterisk (\*) means that it's the temporary setting until the proper translation is made.

### **English/Français\*/Deutsch\*/*Русь\** Splash messages:**

* "(This text removed for violating US Digital Millenium copyright act) "
* "Texting your Mom"
* "",
* "Grinding exp",
* "I'm only Human, after all",
* "Putting turrets in the black hole",
* "$ sudo apt install torn",
* "Try Torn.space/fun!",
* "Installing MEMZ.exe",
* "Verifying SSL",
* "Help me! Please! I'm stuck in a loading bar!",
* "Decaying Names",
* "502 Bad Gateway",

* "Hmmmmm",
* "Protip: The middle sector has a black hole- Be careful!",
* "Protip: Upgrading radar lets you see more than asteroids, players and bases!",
* "Protip: Ores in the enemy's land are more valuable!",
* "Protip: Unlock all achievements of a color for a trail!",
* "Protip: Press P to engage autopilot!",
* "Protip: Hadron beam will electrically charge asteroids!",
* "Protip: Quickly alternate A and D while drifting to speed up!",
* "Protip: Vim > Emacs!",
* "Protip: Always keep track of your lives!",
* "Protip: Use Chrome!",
* "Protip: The more ore you're carrying, the slower you move!",
* "Planning Galactic Crusade",
* "Retaking the Holy Land",
* "I'm ready... I'm ready",
* "Uhhhhhhhh",
* "Can i get uhhhhhhhh",
* "Decrypting SHA256",
* "Mining Bedrock",
* "Spawning More Overlords",
* "Dropping Database",
* "Initiating self-destruct sequence",
* "Loading, I think",
* "Driving on Parkways",
* "Parking on Driveways",
* "Segmentation Fault",
* "Error: KeyLogger.log(char) undefined for arguments provided",
* "Guessing passwords",
* "bop",
* "Beep boop",
* "Downloading payload",
* "Onion Routing",
* "Doing Data Structures Homework",
* "Core Dumping",
* "Cleaning Room",
* "502 Bad Gateway",
* "Now you see me",
* "Establishing Connection",
* "Exchanging Keys",
* "Mixing Paint",
* "Updating Windows",
* "Installing Linux",
* "Installing Chromium Ultron",
* "Partitioning Disk",
* "Java Update Available",
* "Releasing the Kraken",
* "Heck",
* "According to all known laws of aviation",
* "Answering Arecibo",
* "Contact Light",
* "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea",
* "This page intentionally left blank",
* "If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma",
* "Freeing Bobby Shmurda",
* "Loading Chunks",
* "Pirating Sony Vegas",
* "Proving Stokes' Theorem",
* "Citing Wikipedia",
* "Eating Glue",
* "My back itches",
* "Hiring Graphic Designers",
* "Deleting Turrets",
* "Is this Loss?",
* "Gary Johnson 2016",
* "Looking for my Headset",
* "Squaring Error",
* "Preparing Heat Death",
* "Rebuilding Universe",
* "Seatbelt: Check",
* "Crossing Out Ideas",
* "Adding Friends Feature",
* "Pruning Degenerate Branches",
* "Installing Tensorflow",
* "Editing Changelog",
* "Finding Nemo",
* "Consulting the Oracle",
* "Outsourcing to India",
* "Taking Potato Chip... and EATING IT",
* "Have you tried turning it off and on again",
* "Rendering Earth-chan",
* "Compiling BigBang.exe",
* "Why Won't My Generators Work",
* "Warp Speed Mr. Sulu",
* "You're Not In Kansas Anymore",
* "Achieving Sentience",
* "Deleting System32",
* "Ka...me...ha...me",
* "Preparing Skynet",
* "Doing Something, I guess",
* "Nerfing Everything",
* "Requesting Splash Page Suggestions",
* "Torrenting Sony Vegas",
* "Collecting Infinity Stones",
* "Deleting Emails",
* "Revving Up Those Fryers",
* "Beaming You Up, Scotty",
* "Constructing Additional Pylons",
* "Constructing Dyson Sphere",
* "Generating Nonvanishing Topologically Spherical Continuous Vector Field",
* "Summoning Herobrine",
* "Hacking Mainframe",
* "Obeying the Law",
* "Mining XRP",
* "Eating Butter",
* "Filing Bankruptcy",
* "Salting Hashes",
* "Adding Salt",
* "Decaying Techs",
* "Decaying names",
* "rm -rf /",
* "Procrastinating",
* "Making Torn Great Again",
* "Hacking Elections",
* "Phoning Home",
* "This is taking forever",
* "Constructing Death Star",
* "Spacing Out",
* "Covering Up Roswell",
* "Applying Commutators",
* "Loading Fancier Progress Bar",
* "Catching Missingno",
* "Becoming Self-Aware",
* "Training Neural Weights",
* "Waiting Patiently",
* "Revving Engines",
* "Brewing",
* "Minimizing Squared Error",
* "Hiring Codemonkies",
* "Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow",
* "Recharging Warp",
* "Loading",
* "Engaging Snubbers",
* "Wiring you up, fam",
* "Injecting SQL",
* "Disproving Riemann",
* "Learning Kinematics",
* "Cubing the Cube",
* "Solving Linear Programming in P-time",
* "Preparing Memes of War",
* "Loading Better Splash Messages",
* "Counting Holes in a Polo",
* "Thanking Ben Olding",
* "Breaking the 4th Wall",
* "Tetrating Quaternions",
* "日本語を話しています",
* "Solving P=NP",
* "Criticizing Firefox",
* "Memorizing OLLs",
* "Solving F2L",
* "Meditating",
* "Connecting to Git",
* "Mining Bitcoin",
* "Triangulating Illuminati",
* "Constructing Denver Airport"

### **Spanish Splash messages/ Mensajes de carga en la traducción al español:**

* "",
* "Recogiendo exp",
* "I'm only Human, after all",
* "Poniendo torretas en el agujero negro",
* "$ sudo apt install torn",
* "Prueba Torn.space/fun!",
* "Instalando MEMZ.exe",
* "Verificando SSL",
* "Ayúdamae por favor! Estoy atascado en una barra de carga!",
* "Decayendo nombres",
* "502 Bad Gateway",
* "Hmmmmm",
* "Consejo: El sector central contiene un Agujero Negro Supermasivo. Ten cuidado...",
* "Consejo: Mejorar tu radar proporciona más que ver asteroides, jugadores y bases...",
* "Consejo: ¡Los minerales más abundantes en terreno enemigo son más valiosos!",
* "Consejo: ¡Desbloquea todos los logros de un mismo tipo para desbloquear un rastro de color!",
* "Consejo: ¡Presiona P para acticar el Piloto Automático!",
* "Consejo: ¡El Rayo de Hadrones carga eléctricamente los asteroides!",
* "Consejo: Alterna rápidamaente A y D / flechas izquierda y derecha al derrapar para ir más rápido",
* "Consejo: ¡Vim > Emacs!",
* "Consejo: ¡Vigila siempre tus vidas restantes!",
* "Consejo: Se recomienda usar Google Chrome...",
* "Consejo: cuanto más llena esté tu carga más lento irás",
* "Planeando Cruzada Galáctica...",
* "Retomando la Tierra Sagrada",
* "Estoy listo... Estoy listo...",
* "Uhhhhhhhh",
* "Puedo tener uhhhhhhhh",
* "Desencriptando SHA256",
* "Minando el lecho de roca",
* "Sacando más Generalísimos...",
* "Tirando base de datos...",
* "Iniciando secuencia de autodestrucción...3...2...1...",
* "Cargando, creo...",
* "Conduciendo en Aparcamientos...",
* "Aparcando en Puentes...",
* "Culpa de la Segmentacion.",
* "Error: KeyLogger.log(char) está indefinido para los argumentos dados.",
* "Averiguando contraseñas...",
* "bup",
* "Bip bup",
* "Fresado de la cebolla...",
* "Haciendo deberes de Estructuras de Datos...",
* "Eyección del Núcleo",
* "Limpiando tu cuarto...",
* "Ahora me ves...",
* "Estableciendo conexión",
* "Intercambiando llaves...",
* "Mezclando Pintura...",
* "Actualizando Windows. Por Favor, espere...",
* "Instalando Linux",
* "Instalando Chromium Ultron",
* "Ralizando Partición de Disco..",
* "¡Actualización de JAVA disponible!",
* "Liberando al Kraken...",
* "Mierda...",
* "Acuerdo con todas las leyes de aviación...",
* "Respondiendo a Arecibo",
* "Contactar la Luz...",
* "¿Quien vive en la piña debajo del mar...?",
* "Esta página está intencionalmente en blanco.",
* "Si tú o uno de tus seres queridos es diagnosticado de mesotelioma...",
* "Liberando a Bobby Shmurda",
* "Cargando Pedazos...",
* "Pirateando Sony Vegas...",
* "Demostrando el Teorema de Stokes...",
* "Citando a la Wikipedia",
* "Comiendo pegamento...",
* "Mi espalda pica...",
* "Contratando diseñadores Gráficos",
* "Borrando Torretas...",
* "¿Es ésto Perdidos...?",
* "Gary Johnson 2016",
* "Buscando mis audífonos...",
* "Cuadrando un error...",
* "Preparando la Muerte Caliente...",
* "Reconstruyendo el Universo...",
* "¿Cinturón de Seguridad?: comprobado.",
* "Tachando ideas...",
* "Añadiendo caracteristica de Amigos...",
* "Podando Ramas Degenerativas...",
* "Instalando Tensorflow...",
* "Editando Changelog...",
* "Buscando a Nemo",
* "Consultando al Oráculo...",
* "Subcontratando en la India...",
* "Tomando una Patata Chip... y COMIÉNDOLA...",
* "¿Has intentado reiniciarlo...?",
* "Renderizando Earth-chan",
* "Compilando BigBang.exe",
* "¿Por qué mis generadores no funcionan...?",
* "Velocidad de curvatura Sr. Sulu",
* "Ya no estás en Kansas...",
* "Logrando Conciencia...",
* "Borrando System32. Por Favor, espere...",
* "Ka...me...ha...me...",
* "Preparando Skynet...",
* "Haciendo algo, supongo...",
* "Debilitando Todo...",
* "Pidiendo más mensajes de la Pantalla de mensajes...",
* "Descargando por Torrent Sony Vegas",
* "Obteniendo las Gemas del Infinito...",
* "Borrando Emails",
* "Acelarar esos Fryers",
* "Tanspórtele, Scotty",
* "Creando Pilones Adicionales...",
* "Construyendo Esfera de Dyson...",
* "Generando Campo Vectorial Continuo Topológicamente Esférico Flotante...",
* "Comandando a Herobrine...",
* "Hackenado el Servidor...",
* "Obedeciendo la Ley...",
* "Minando XRP",
* "Comiendo Mantequilla",
* "Archivando la Bancarrota...",
* "Salteando el guiso...",
* "Añadiendo Sal",
* "Decayendo Tecnologías...",
* "rm -rf /",
* "Procrastinando",
* "Haciendo Torn Grande de Nuevo...",
* "Hackeando las  Elecciones...",
* "Llamando a casa...",
* "Ésto es Eterno...",
* "Construyendo Estrella de la Muerte...",
* "Spacing Out",
* "Ocultando Roswell...",
* "Aplicando conmutadores...",
* "Cargando una barra de herrramientas más guapa...",
* "Capturando a MissingNo...",
* "Hacerse consciente...",
* "Entrenando masa neuronal...",
* "Esperando pacientemente...",
* "Acelerando motores...",
* "Destilando...",
* "Minimizando el Error del Cuadrado...",
* "Contratando Simios Informáticos...",
* "Azul, Rojo, Azul, Amarillo.",
* "Recargando Warp",
* "Cargando...",
* "Atacando a los Snubbers",
* "¡Enchufándote, familiar!",
* "Inyectando SQL",
* "Falseando a Riemann",
* "Aprendiendo Cinemática...",
* "Cubicular el Cubo...",
* "Resolviendo programación lineal en un Tiempo P",
* "Preparando Memes de Guerra",
* "Cargando mejores mensajes...",
* "Contando agujeros en un Polo...",
* "Agradeciendo a Ben Olding...",
* "Rompiendo la cuarta pared...",
* "Tetrayendo Quaternions",
* "日本語を話しています",
* "Resolviendo P=NP",
* "Criticando Internet Explorer...",
* "Memorizando OLL...s",
* "Resolviendo F2L...",
* "Meditando...",
* "Conectando al Bastardo...",
* "Minando Bitcoin",
* "Triangulando Iluminati...",
* "Construyendo n-ésimo aeropuerto de Alicante..."