Other other other one

Non canon*The contents of this article are not canon to the actual books.*

Other other other one is an AI generated retelling of Lechonk Against Wonders generated by Inferkit.

## Characters (In order of appearance)

* Lechonk James
* Mialhog
* Josh Barshuckle
* Sprigatito McCarthney
* Fuecoco Brenfeld
* Quaxly Hughs (referred to as Quaxly Sharpe)
* Sapwing
* Moltusc
* Tioflote
* Hatsune Miku
* Hanazono Yohio
* Mega Man
* Bowser
* Jason Gray-Stanford
* Mario
* Jack Napier
* Kojo
* Luneus
* Sprong
* Spaceship
* SS Rainbow Rocket
* Guy dressed in a black outfit
* King Balta
* Female Lechonk
* Knight
* Guy dressed in armor
* Woman dressed in black armor
* Princess Adhemia
* God
* Dounda (gets treated as a character at some point.)

## Story

On November 17th, 2025. The CEO of Nintendo, Lechonk James, was driving to work. Suddenly, he receives a letter given to him by the incredibly fast mailhog, who does not care for traffic safety. The letter read:

“Dear Sir,

The rule in this country is that you must marry a Japanese citizen within three years of your citizenship.

Please meet with me on October 21st, 2025. I will answer all your questions."

Lechonk knew who this letter was for. His right-hand man, Josh Barshuckle. He had already written about his four-day trip to Tokyo to propose to his girlfriend, but in the letter, the CEO informed him that, if he wanted to get married, he would have to find a way to make it happen.

Josh was confused as he was caught in his daydream. He frantically searched for a way to fix the problem. "How do I marry a Japanese citizen in three years? Fuck it! I’ll just mail out marriage papers and start the whole thing over.”

Meanwhile, lifelong friends Sprigatito McCarthney Fuecoco Brenfeld, and Quaxly Sharpe also received letters. The letters gave them a timeline to follow as well. The very next day, these guys were leaving for another vacation in Tokyo, and decided to meet the three men in person.

These three men where a toucan named Sapwing, a squid named Moltusc, and a hippopotamus named Tioflote (I'm not bothered to give them surnames so they don't have any), who were at a cafe on the edge of Lake Minato, Japan. They said: “This is not what I expected. You’re putting us to shame.” At that point, Tioflote looked down and saw the letter that he had been waiting for his whole life. It read:

“We were just waiting for you guys. It seems you’re the only two people on Earth who could fix our mess.

Be at the Japanese embassy, Narita International Airport in Tokyo at 7:00 a.m. on October 21"

October 21st was long ago.

Lechonk and Josh then went to SEGA HQ to meet with the CEO, who gave them some advice on how to go about with this mess. “Go down to Nintendo’s financial officer, Hanazono Yohio, and talk to him about the creation of a video game franchise. Then, get some video game writers, artists and designers together to write some sketches.” They didn’t know who to talk to, so they just decided to make the request themselves.

Little did they know, SEGA 2025 would be held in Mesagoza, Paldea a few days from then. When they got to Mesagoza, their boss was there. “Hey guys, I’m Yohio Hanazono, and I’m the CEO of Nintendo 2025. I want you guys to create a game, that is impossible to ever get off the ground.

Lechonk, Josh and the CEO of SEGA were confused by what was going on. But, they accepted the challenge. The game would be called Nintendo 2025. It would feature a fantasy-like world where dinosaurs, skyscrapers and all sorts of weird stuff were going to be able to coexist. Basically, it would be like a massive Megaman movie. But Capcom owns Megaman.

Sprigatito, Fuecoco, Quaxly, Sapwing, Moltusc, and Tioflote all went to Nintendo’s financial officer and explained the entire concept of Nintendo 2025. Sprigatito said: “It’s ridiculous. We’re going to have three people creating a game? How can we make this?"

Suddenly, Bowser came down and started walking toward the company. Sprigatito and the SEGA executives were confused, but eventually realized that Bowser was delivering a stack of Nintendo 2025 contracts. It was then revealed he was the CEO of Honda 2025. They talked to him and he was quite the nice guy.

They told him to give it to Miku in 3 years. But, Miku had no interest in the project. I wonder if she ever told everyone about Nintendo 2025.

In the video, you can see the executives looking like they were watching a horror movie. Sprigatito was trying to talk, but the other executives were laughing so hard. Eventually, Quaxly snapped them out of their trance. The video is a bit of a mess, and doesn’t explain everything, but that’s why it’s only an hour and six minutes long.

In the video, you can see Miku talking about the future of gaming. “It’s crazy. You just go to a website like YouTube. Someone is saying that SEGA is a garbage company. Someone else is saying Nintendo is a garbage company. We will build a video game, that will create the future of gaming. That will create the future of entertainment, which will be epic."

Miku was also a character in Megaman X8. Her name was Kitty-Sylia. Later, Miku would be the main character of Project 11, a giant robot fighting game, where she would be able to fly around with jets on her arms.

In the video, you can also see Megaman's voice actor, Jason Gray-Stanford, going crazy about Nintendo 2025. In Megaman X8, Mario goes to Japan to kick butt. For Nintendo 2025, Mario is going to be a crazy alien, flying through the clouds and shooting lasers out of his mouth. You also get to see an adorable little kid, Jack Napier (don't look him up), who is saying how Nintendo will go bankrupt because Nintendo 2025 won’t be able to make any money.

Maybe it’s just me, but I think Nintendo 2025 is a great concept for a game. I just hope they still end up making it.

But Bowser reveals to actually be a Nintendo employee in disguise. He basically took over the company because he wanted the 2-in-1 system to go forward. Everyone is confused by his presence, but they still accept him. The video ends.

Bowser tries to take over the role of Nintendo CEO by kidnapping Lechonk, Josh and Miku and taking them to Area Zero, a mystical place in the Great Crater of Paldea. He says, "Now that we have kidnapped you, we will make sure you are never seen again. We will hide you. We will hide you and let you enjoy the world of Nintendo 2025."

Then, as Miku is going to go upstairs to watch TV in her apartment, she sees Bowser with his arms around a sleeping Kojo. She’s scared. She runs out and tries to go to her apartment, but she can’t reach it. Bowser turns around and reminds her she's in Area Zero.

Sprigatito, Fuecoco, Quaxly, Sapwing, Moltusc, and Tioflote got to save them, so they enlist the help of Luneus, Sprong, a random spaceship and the famous SS Rainbow Rocket from Megaman X4.

They come to a weird city where they meet a guy dressed in a black outfit. He tells them he’s bringing them to the final boss. As they walk along, they meet the boss of the area, King Balta. He’s wearing a purple hooded coat and holds a long sword. Sprong and Luneus feel bad, so they call the boss out. King Balta taunts them and says, "We are not here to fight you. We’re here to rescue you."

Then, King Balta tries to take on the game of Super Mario Bros. But he can’t handle it, so he crashes into the fountain. He runs away. Then, in the future, a mysterious person is doing commentary on the video. In the future, King Balta has a soft spot in his heart for little kids, so he wants to play with them. (The guys are in their late 20's-early 30's)

King Balta promises to help Sprigatito, Fuecoco, Quaxly, Sapwing, Moltusc, Tioflote, Luneus, Sprong, the spaceship and the SS Rainbow Rocket (who he affectionately calls Luney). He wants them to help them save Lechonk, Josh and Miku from Bowser's clutches in Area Zero.

When King Balta finds out that the game is actually Super Mario Bros. (you’ll know when you see his face) he doesn’t like it. He wants to take over and destroy it. He does, and he runs away. He runs to the strange region of Dounda, a country similar to France.

When King Balta reaches the capital, a huge castle surrounded by pines, he doesn't know what to do. Then, he meets Lechonk, who is dressed in full Roman armor, so he goes to meet her and sees the video. She says she's OK and offers to protect her. King Balta is not happy, but he gets his revenge on the video game.

Meanwhile, Lechonk James wonders if there's a female version of himself. She decides to run away to find out. After running into a knight, a guy dressed in armor, and Sprigatito, she walks into a dark castle. Then, she finds a woman dressed in black armor. Then, the black armor gets scared and runs away.

Fuecoco runs into a castle to find Miku and asks, "Hey, do you know where Miku is?" The princess is shocked and scared and runs away.

Sprong runs to a wooden castle not far from the Doundan/Paldean border. In the yard, he sees Luney in a wooden chair. Luney says Miku left to go upstairs. Sprong runs and grabs Miku and they see Sprong’s ship in the distance.

Sprong runs back to Miku and they say they’re going to the SS Rainbow Rocket. They use it to save Josh and Miku, who are on Bowser’s ship. They barely make it back to their ship.

But, Josh and Miku start arguing. They don’t want to help King Balta anymore. They say they’ll go play the Nintendo. They leave the SS Rainbow Rocket. Then, King Balta shows up again.

When the ship gets near Bowser's ship, King Balta uses the SS Rainbow Rocket and he blasts it and breaks it into pieces. He finds Sprong, Fuecoco, Luneus, Sprong, Quaxly, and Moltusc and fights them.

Then, the pirates get mad and try to get revenge on King Balta. But King Balta fuses with his past self to become part of Bowser. When they face off again, he blasts them out of the air with his thunder bomb (he also blows up a village). He gets on top of the SS Rainbow Rocket and the battle is on.

Miku, Josh and Lechonk are too wounded to continue battling, so the ship starts to fall off. King Balta uses his super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super epic attack.

The two ships collide and all the pirates go down in the crash. On top of the bridge, there’s a wooden coffin. Sprong says it's a shame they had to kill the other pirates because their bodies would be cool if they were in the coffin. He throws it off the bridge.

Somewhere in the woods, Sprong is seeing through the eyes of Princess Adhemia. He realizes he’s crazy and sees Miku’s ghost. He says he can't believe his eyes.

Lechonk then wakes up, and realizes he has the ultimate power of the Dragon Sword. He gets the final kiss on the lips of the princess and is sure she's his girl. He loves Miku more than ever.

King Balta gets in the coffin. He doesn’t care that the princess is in there. He doesn’t care that it would be the ultimate betrayal. Instead, he thinks it will be fun to mess with her. But, it ends up being too painful for him.

Sprong gets in the coffin and King Balta stands up and opens the coffin. He tries to kiss Miku, but his nose gets broken when the coffin falls. Then, they get into a heated fight.

Miku tries to fight back and gets hurt. She gets mad and tries to escape. She ends up crashing her dragon ship into the castle tower and the ship becomes tangled up in the castle’s defenses. King Balta gets off his coffin and is going to kill Miku and stop her. But, Sprong frees Miku and she and King Balta get into a huge fight. Miku tells King Balta to go to hell and he punches her. They fall into the castle walls and tumble around. They make it back to the castle tower.

Miku has the power of absolute love and says that King Balta must go to hell. She says she loves him with all her heart, but if he loves her, he'll love God. He laughs and says he doesn’t love God, he loves evil. She tells him he must go to hell for hurting God and never saying he loves him. Then, they make out.

Miku goes back in the car and says that King Balta is going to burn in hell. Sprong is happy because he’s going to have a girlfriend. But, he gets a phone call. It’s Miku. She tells him she loves him and wishes they didn’t have to go back to the ship. Josh is jealous because Miku’s calling Sprong instead of Josh, but he knows that's how she is. She wishes she could tell him she loves him.

In Bowser Castle, King Balta is thrown into the fire. Bowser starts it, and Sprong and his friends get to the burning castle and start battling. Sprong slashes King Balta and then goes into the flames to fight him. It gets really intense. Sprong grabs King Balta by his neck and slams him. Lechonk is wondering why Sprong is getting so much spotlight, despite him being the main character. So Lechonk tries to take the spotlight.

Everyone is getting wounded, and Miku is getting hit even worse than Lechonk. She’s fighting even harder and throws King Balta into the fire. It’s really hard to see, and that’s how it starts to get blurry. Then, Sprong goes into the fire and he starts fighting King Balta. Everyone goes into the fire and it starts to get bigger. Everybody is starting to burn, and Miku ends up getting burned to death. She tries to tell Josh she loves him. She tells him to run away because everything is going to get out of hand. He starts running and it’s hard for him to breathe. His hands start to burn. He runs as hard as he can. Then, he crashes into the castle tower. The tower hits the castle and breaks it down. King Balta and his knights are pushed into the fires and the burning castle falls down. Everyone is running away from the falling.

Lechonk, Josh, their friends have done it, Balta has been defeated. They think that they have finally saved the world. But, they are wrong. They think that King Balta has been defeated, but he has survived and is still alive. He gets back on his throne and begins to fight. But Miku is also still alive. So Miku goes back into the flames and she has super strength. She destroys King Balta. Sprong runs up to Miku, telling her she did good. He tries to hug her, but he can’t because he’s burning. The camera then shows Josh running towards Miku, ready to hug her. Miku hugs him back, much to Sprong's dismay. But, it's too late. He can't breathe and starts to fall into the flames. His hair begins to burn off. Miku grabs him and tells him to go to hell. Sprong tells her that he can’t go to hell, so she kicks them. Sapwing says "Wait, what the hell dude?"

They then all leave Dounda's house, scared. Sprong is crying because he's scared to go back in the ship. But, he is going to go back to save all of the characters in the next episode. His friends are proud of him, but they are also sad that they aren’t going back in the ship. Sprong hugs them and they let him go.

End.