Samantha the Toaster

**Background:**

From a little toaster and up Samantha has always been a social outcast. Her views on the world kinda brings everyone down and she thinks they just want to hear what they want. She was never the person to back down from a confrontation. Growing up there was a lot of stress on her back as her father was the owner of a bakery. He taught her how to bake at a early age but growing older she put a stop to it. Baking in a crummy bakery wasn’t something she wanted to do with her life. She dropped out of high school and literally became a bum staying within her room. It wasn’t until the toaster came across an online ad presented by Skelebore for a position, claiming it had good benefits. Seeing the offer as a chance to escape the annoying aura of her home she set out and quickly agreed to take the position. Now all she does is complain about how crappy her job is. She is one of the youngest members apart of the organization and refuses to suck up to anyone. Now she spends her days giving snarky comments to annoy her boss while trying to find new employment in the side.

Samantha was hired by Skelebore because he needed someone to take his calls and to do paper work. It is rare for her to be out on the battle field since she finds it pointless and wants better things to do. Though she doesn’t do her job all to well. And when she does Skelebore gives her terrible instructions like ignoring the tax collectors.

**Personality:**

Samantha was always a person who was cold to others. She seemingly cuts herself off from interacting with others on a more personal level. And the few she does let in it’s been told she’s rather pleasant to be around. Though Samantha threatens them to keep that on the down low. She has a snarky attitude that doesn’t give into anyone. Her wise remakes have been expected within “Totally Super Evil Organization” The best part is she doesn’t have a voice. Instead she speaks by popping up pieces of toast with words on them like paper. She doesn’t take long to write each one as she can be seen shooting multiple out in a span of 10 seconds.She also can draw pictures on her toasts as she can be seen flipping off Skelebore with toast. Though she’s honest, and won’t hold back even if someone’s feelings are on the line. She thinks fighting is overrated often giving the location of her boss away rather quickly.

When it comes to hobbies some would be surprised. Samantha always seems to be out doing Yoga either in the base or out in a town. Duffy always being the one to claim this, so it’s possible she at least leaves a note or cares enough to let him know and no one else. She has a pair of black yoga pants and her own personal yoga mat. For music she can be seen attending multiple concerts. She loves rock&roll, and heavy metal. She could be seen on a rock attending one of June’s many concerts. Her rooms closet is filled with many band t-shirts. She doesn’t care if people find out but she enjoys computer games. She mostly plays card games online or a word of warcraft like game at her front desk. Sometimes not even bothering to work to focus on playing.

She refuses to believe that she will be working for Skelebore her whole life and hates it every day. She doesn’t want to have a behind the desk job. But it gives her a place to stay and free internet so Samantha puts up with it for the time being. The poor toaster hates spiders and will try to squish them with her cord or splatter them with toast. If not she will force one of the others to get rid of the problem. Lastly junkyards is her biggest fear since so many broken and tossed aside equipment is there. She figures one day her body will end up in bad shape and tossed aside with everything else. This might also link to her not wanting to fight since she’s just a toaster.

**Appearance:**

Appears as a standard, silver toaster.

**Powers and abilities:**

**High Level of Fluid Intelligence (In particular with poetry writing)**

She’s rather good at poetry. Thought it’s rather darker then most. She’s often seen at poetry nights in the local town they live near. Complaint about her work life and the idiots she works with. Other times it’s about her soul wanting to escape. When it comes to researching she actually finds things that normal people can’t. Gathering friends from the dark side of the internet they give her details that she can’t fine or that the person doesn’t want them to see.

**Toast and Cord**

She can shoot toast at people and smack people around with her cord

**Weaknesses:**

Easily Frazzled- Since she's usually behind Skelebore's desk, she's not used to combat situations

Limitations of a Standard Toaster