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Johnny Turncoat

Johnny Turncoat was an associate of the Uptown Yardies, and was a mole for King Courtney.

"Hey what's a matter with me?"-Johnny Turncoat's only line.

## Overview

A man of Singaporean origin, Turncoat resided in Oakton City where he became associated with the Uptown Yardies. He worked as a spy for King Courtney, and was planted into El Dorado by Courtney to help the Yardies with mapping out the city. He provided Courtney with the outline of the city, and while there he posed as Chief Tannabok's leaf blower man and fan boy. He was unwillingly selected by Tzkel-Kan to be a sacrificed victim for Miguel and Tulio who he thought were Gods. Turncoat was to be thrown into the Lilly pond which was too shallow to really do anything to him, though it might of given him a nasty rash. Miguel and Tulip called it off, and asked Chief Tannabok what the tattoos on the man's back meant, but Tannabok had no idea as he assumed that Turncoat had come to the city on their order. Suddenly, King Courtney crash landed into the city with a large platoon of his men. Courtney announced his takeover only to be immediately shot and killed by a shotgun wielding Tannabok. Turncoat was then revealed to have been a spy for King Courtney, but no one really seems to care as they go about partying like normal. Turncoat didn't bother coming back to Oakton City, and remained in El Dorado where he became known as a professional salsa dancer. It's possible he thought that Courtney's right-hand man Zimos might blame him for his death.

## Trivia

* Had a tattoo of a farmer sticking a turnip into his ear on his back which is a tattoo often used by members of the Yardies, this foreshadows his ties to King Courtney.
* His name is only revealed in the guide which mentions that Turncoat was an unofficial soldier in the Yardies Gang.
* Despite his extremely minor character status, the guide provides substantial information on Turncoat. While in Singapore, Turncoat was employed as a security guard by Pirate Lord Sao Feng, but worked secretly as a mole for the East India Trading Company as did a lot of Sao's guards as he has horrible judgement which is the reason why the other pirate lords don't take him seriously and only seem to tolerate him at best. After a raid on Sao Fang's compound, Turncoat fled to Oakton City.
* Turncoat means a person who deserts one particular party to join another opposing one which obviously goes along with Johnny being a spy while pretending to be loyal to both Chief Tannabok and Sao Feng.
* Big fan of Taylor Swift.
* A possible friend of Mama Hill.
Oletti Mando

Oletti Mando was a lieutenant of The Maranzalla Crime Syndicate. He was killed by Matthew Williams who claimed that Mando was a Lost Episode Resistance lieutenant. He thought that Maranzalla was an idiot, and didn't trust business partner Rabe Maniels one bit.

"I tell ya Mike... Maranzalla's a fricking moron. Tells me we needs to keep tight with Maniels. Big plans in the works he says. I tell ya another thing; I've been talking with some of the boys from Cardiff. We's thinking about taking Maranzalla down, and putting an end to that fat fuck Maniels."-Oletti on the phone with Mike.

## Oletti Mando

### Affiliation

The Maranzalla Crime SyndicateMaranzalla deceased

Mike

Bethany (Secretary)

## Overview

Oletti Mando was a lieutenant in The Maranzalla Crime Syndicate. He was in charge of keeping the Syndicate's account books up to date. He thought that his boss Maranzalla was an idiot for associating with Rabe Maniels, and was conspiring with some of the boys from Cardiff to overthrow him and kill Maniels. He was killed by Matthew Williams who claimed that Mando was a Lost Episode lieutenant in order to earn Derek Barrel's trust.

## Trivia

* He was born in New Bordeaux, and studied accounting at college.
* During the 1990's, Oletti was part of Luca Brasi's Gang, but cut ties with Brasi after he was sent to prison due to the actions of Luigi Battaglia.
* He was a huge fan of The Shadow Reader, and often spoke out on his behalf which Matthew Williams used to his advantage in order to make it look like he was indeed a high-ranking member of the Resistance.
* Unlike other high ups in the Maranzalla fold, Oletti refused to trust Rabe Maniels and believed him to be a snake, and was conspiring with some of the boys from Cardiff to kill Maniels and possibly Maranzalla too.
* His death is rather sad as he wasn't even a bad guy. He idolised The Shadow Reader, disliked Rabe Maniels, and was planning on overthrowing Maranzalla.
Murray

Murray is Deputy Commissioner of the CLPD.

"Stick that in your locker lads."-Murray handing Sam and Max a bag full of smuggled grapes.

## Overview

The Deputy Commissioner of the CLPD; Murray was viewed with nothing but contempt by Assistant Commissioner Rabe Maniels. Murray knew about Maniels' involvement in lost media, but he lacked the evidence needed to report his suspicions to Commissioner Asquith. After Archie Colmyer took control of the department; Murray fell under scrutiny and was eventually sacked by Colmyer for refusing to co-operate in his and Maniels' schemes. While clearing out his office, Murray ran into Sam and Max who were sneaking through the station to their old office. Murray having always liked the pair gave them a present of a bag of a grapes, and helped them in reaching their office. Following the death of Rabe Maniels; Murray was present at the press conference in Westminster in which Sam and Max were given medals for their heroism while Officer Ran was made the new Commissioner. Murray declined Ran's offer to re-join the CLPD, and instead he headed to Downing Street where he became the new Prime Minister's head of public relations.

## Appears In

The Fall Of Rabe Maniels Part Two: At Home With Maniels

The Fall Of Rabe Maniels Part Three: Per Aspera Ad Astra

## Trivia

* Even though Murray was his second in command, Richard Asquith was planning on giving his position to Assistant Commissioner Rabe Maniels. Asquith reportedly despite thinking very highly of Murray, he didn't think that Murray could quite handle the task of running the force.
* He is a heavy smoker. His favourite brand is Mulberry's.
* During the events of Homeless SpongeBob; Murray was off sick with the flu explaining why it was so easy for Maniels to take over the police.
* His mother is a resident at Smelly Oaks Retirement Home.
* Owns a red Citroen Saxo.
* Resides in a large house in Hartley Dale, though he presumably moved after getting a job at Downing Street.
* According to the guide; Murray is married and has a daughter. Sam and Max had attended his wedding.
* Attended the funeral of Richard Asquith alongside Sam and Max, Sean Dignam, Archie Colmyer, and R. Asquith.
* Murray was one of the few members of the CLPD to know about Rabe Maniels' criminal dealings, but he was both intimidated into silence by Maniels and also lacked any evidence to present to Asquith. He respected Asquith far too much to go over his head.
General Sanchez

General Sanchez was the Vice-Chief of the Defence Staff. He acted as the second in command of the British Armed Forces. He took control of the military after General R. Asquith was revealed to be a Slitheen in disguise.

"I had no idea that my commander was an alien this whole time!"-Sanchez to Matthew Williams.

## General Sanchez

### Affiliation

British Armed ForcesR, Asquith deceased

Charles Dunne deceased

## Overview

The Vice-Chief, Sanchez was the right-hand man to General Asquith. He accompanied Asquith to the London River Tunnels with a large platoon of soldiers in order to apprehend Matthew Williams and The Shadow Reader. During the exchange, Williams and Shadow refused to come over quietly and made their way into the Tunnels. Sanchez then asked Asquith why he was so keen on getting rid of the pair, and also inquires about the disappearance of Charles Dunne. Asquith then reveals himself to be a Slitheen in disguise shocking Sanchez and the other soldiers present. Asquith also reveals that the real General Asquith had been killed over a year prior. Sanchez and the soldiers were unable to react as Asquith made his way inside the Tunnels after the pair. Upon returning from the tunnels, Shadow, Williams, and Dorium Maldovar were offered an escort to Downing Street by Sanchez which they happily accepted. Sanchez was later seen helping the Resistance in their final battle against Rabe Maniels. Following Maniels' death, Sanchez became the new Chief of the Defence Staff, and still keeps in touch with the Resistance.

## Appears In

The Fall Of Rabe Maniels Part Three: Per Aspera Ad Astra

## Trivia

* Despite the macho appearance, his voice is very high pitched like Mickey Mouse as a result of a failed tonsillectomy similar to Valair.
* In real life, Sanchez an American would not be able to hold such a high rank in the British Army, and wouldn't have been able to join the Forces.
* He has an unnamed brother who resides in Rhode Island.
* Sanchez is a big supporter of the Birkland Bears.
* He is married and has a son who attends Hartley Dale High School.
Joan Claude

Joan Claude was a history student at Coolidge College who was lectured under Professor Charles. She was known for being the mistress of Greg Blakeman and Mikhail Faustin. She was also the only daughter in the Claude family.

## Joan Claude

### Relatives

John Claude (Brother)Jehan Claude (Brother)

Steve Claude (Brother) deceased

Handsomodo (Brother)

Martin Frollo (Cousin)

### Affiliation

Coolidge CollegeProfessor Charles

Greg Blakeman (Lover)

Mikhail Faustin (Lover)

## Overview

Joan is the second oldest in the Claude Family, and ran the local youth club when she was younger. She tried on many occasions to spurn her brothers away from their criminal activities, and awarded them with sweets and crispy buns when they did chores and attended church. Thanks to her brother John's connections, Joan was able to join Coolidge College without needing any applications. Joan is known for being Greg Blakeman's mistress. She also regularly slept with Mikhail Faustin, and it was the sole reason that Faustin kept her brother Steve employed in his organisation.

## Trivia

* Joan frequents The Purple Otter.
* She is studying history under the tutelage of world famous Professor Charles.
* Joan along with Blakeman's wife, and a young farmer were enjoyed by Jocrassa Fel-Fotch.
* She met Blakeman while doing training at Hartley Dale High.
Dr Crabblesnitch

Dr Crabblesnitch was deputy headteacher of Hartley Dale High School. Crabblesnitch became headteacher after Greg Blakeman mysteriously disappeared.

"Aliens in the school? Pure poppy cock! You keep that nose of yours clean boy or I shall clean it myself.."-Crabblesnitch to Notso Hott.

## Dr Crabblesnitch

### Affiliation

Hartley Dale High SchoolGreg Blakeman deceased

Rabe Maniels possibly

Granny Dryden possibly

Notso Hott

Richard Fatchurd

Fritz

Maxwell Jones

Mr Panda

Gabriel Mountain

## Overview

Dr Crabblesnitch became headteacher for Hartley Dale High School following the disappearance of Greg Blakeman. Crabblesnitch was much more serious and strict than his predecessor. He believed that Blakeman simply disappeared, and was unware of what really happened to him. While not affiliated with Rabe Maniels, Crabblesnitch was not above breaking the law as he received large cash bribes from Richard Fatchurd which later causes him to have trouble with the federal government.

## Expelling Notso Hott

In November 2019, Crabblesnitch discovered that one of his students named Notso Hott had killed Hudge The Biker and his boys after they killed Notso' friend Glancy Drown. Upon confrontation, Crabblesnitch confirmed Hudge's allegation that Drown was a rat and berated Notso for killing the bikers to get revenge. He understood Notso's reasons for doing so, but went on to expel Notso until further notice.

## The GTA San Andreas Bootleg

Three months later in February, Crabblesnitch attended the film club's film show. He sat at the very front of the assembly hall next to an incredibly awkward and smelly kid. After Rabe Maniels and Johnny Buggerton captured Edmund Balthazar, Crabblesnitch announced that the entire school could home early while he sorted out the situation with Mr Panda and Gabriel Mountain.

## Trivia

* Crabblesnitch is unware that Rabe Maniels and Granny Dryden are both crime bosses, and views them as fine members of society.
* He has no clue what happened to Greg Blakeman, and believed that he simply disappeared.
* He doesn't seem to mind swearing in front of his students.
* Crabblesnitch has a nose fetish, and students gossip that he keeps a collection of noses in his office.
Dominic Barclov

Dominic Barclov was a high-ranking enforcer of the Faustin Crime Family. He served as the debt collector for the London branch of the Family.

"The debt is due Mr Mouse."-Barclov threatening Mickey Mouse to pay off the debt.

## Dominic Barclov

### Affiliation

Faustin Crime FamilyMikhail Faustin

Dimitri Rasaclov

Unnamed Wealthy Shrew

Mickey Mouse

## Overview

Dominic had lent a considerable amount of money to an old shrew who had become a regular visitor to a gambling den controlled by the Faustin's. He was sent to acquire the debt only to discover she had stolen some money from Faustin's private safe at the Perestroika Club in Croydon, and had given the dough over to Mickey Mouse an employee at Big Pete's Christmas tree lot. Barclov and his goons beat Mickey to a pulp until he pays up the debt.

## Trivia

* Judging by the fact he has his own crew and seems to maintain the Family's debts even controlling his own gambling den; Dominic is likely a high-ranking lieutenant in Faustin's Gang.
* According to the CLPD database, Barclov was born in Russia in 1981 or thereabouts, but he lived most of his childhood and adolescence in Great Britain where he eventually fell in with the Faustin Family. He has been with the Family likely since 2009 when he was arrested for stolen property and he was arrested again in the same year for holding cocaine.
* Given the fact he was arrested for holding cocaine it is very likely that Barclov is heavily involved in Faustin's drug business which again further cements the fact that he is one of Faustin's lieutenants.
* He owns a fief which helps to bring him a little extra money on the side, but nothing too crazy.
Joe DiLeo

**Joseph "Joe" DiLeo** (January 10, 1981-April 2008) was an enforcer for the Pegorino Crime Family. He was good friends with Luca Silvestri and Johnny Barbosa. His alias was "Joe Tuna". He assisted Niko Bellic, Luca, and Johnny in collecting diamonds for Ray Boccino with a garbage truck. After planning on ripping Ray off, he was killed by Niko in late April 2008, alongside Johnny and later, Luca.
Stefan Strauss

Stefan Strauss is CEO of JLB Credit.

"We're gonna have sandwiches, music, drinks!"-Strauss regarding a staff party at JLB Credit.

## Overview

The CEO of JLB Credit; Strauss founded the company in his native Germany and established the company's headquarters in Frankfurt. He personally served as the regional manager for the Frankfurt branch. Despite being incredibly wealthy and owning his own sauce company; Strauss is highly corrupt and only hires people as regional Despite being incredibly wealthy and owning his own sauce company; Strauss is highly corrupt and only hires people as regional managers if they follow him in his crooked ways. After London manager Alan Johnson was killed; Strauss decided to close down the London branch. He also went on to sell most of the company's assets to Japan, though JLB still runs successfully in Germany. He never learned what really happened to Johnson; with The Shadow Reader lying to Strauss that Johnson had died from slipping on a banana peel and then falling down a flight of 1000 spiky steps.

## Trivia

* Known to have no sense of humour whatsoever, and when jokes are made at his expense he gets proper miserable.
* Prior to becoming rich; he worked for a time as a waiter at a Mexican restaurant. He got fired quickly because he urinated in the plate of a nasty customer who had ties to the Colombians, well he tried to urinate as he was caught in the act by his manager.
* While in school; he got his mouth stapled with a stapler and didn't get it removed until a month after.
* A personal friend of Mr Rassendyll and Bowler Hat Bill. Bill is believed to be Strauss' bookie.
* His favourite book is Catcher In The Rye having been caught reading it by a judgemental cab driver while he was on holiday in New York City.
Jimmy Karnov

Jimmy Karnov was a member of the Faustin Family and served as the right-hand man of Steve Claude. He helped Claude with his collections and maintaining his extortion racket.

"A monster who

## Overview

Karnov has been involved with Faustin's Gang likely since 2006 when he was arrested for extortion. He acts as Steve Claude's right-hand man and helps Claude with enforcing his protection racket. Karnov tries his best to increase his status and favour with the higher ups in the family by doing Steve's collection work, but it never works out well for him. His early life and how he came to meet Steve Claude remains unknown. Despite the pair's love hate relationship at times; it is apparent that they are still really good friends.

## Going After The Church

Karnov accompanied his boss to Chichester Chapel in order for protection money. Steve tried his best to extort Father O'Brien and his homie Monk Trunk but failed miserably in doing so. Later, the pair receive approval from Dimitri Rasaclov to kill Father O'Brien and Monk Trunk to get the protection money.

## Death

The pair stormed Chichester Chapel with a small entrogue of men. Karnov fought with Monk Trunk while Steve pursued Father O'Brien to the top of the church. Monk Trunk managed to kill Karnov by dropping a large vat of molten water on him causing him to melt to death. Steve Claude was later killed by O'Brien and Trunk not long after.

## Trivia

* Jimmy was not related to Dominic Karnov.
* He wants to become a high-ranking member of the Faustin Family which is why he helps Steve with his debt collecting.
* Jimmy has been arrested three times. Once in 2006 for extortion, once for money laundering in 2009, and again for extortion in 2012.
* He is addicted to chewits and is supplied them by Mikhail Faustin.
* Karnov is yet another member of the Faustin Family to not be Russian along with his boss Steve and Derek Pippen.
Steve Haines

**Steven "Steve" Haines** (born November 24, 1972) is an FBI agent from *Grand Theft Auto V*. He was born and raised in Nebraska, and is of English descent. At some point in his life, he moved to Los Angeles, California and met another FBI agent named Dave Norton. He is highly corrupt, Dave's superior, and also had Michael Townley, Trevor Philips, and Franklin Clinton become his puppets in 2013. He even killed a Mexican-American CIA agent named Andreas Sanchez who turned out to be working with Edward B. Fortune. By the end of the year, Trevor was killed by Michael and Franklin on the orders of Steve and Dave. Six years later in 2019, Dave Norton ordered Lewis Sliva to turn against the Tattaglia Family. It is possible that Steve also organized Sliva's betrayal as well.
Gareth Eggplant

Gareth Eggplant is an incredibly rude news reporter, and also recently became the husband of Major Thornton.

"Why do you keep selling Walkers if they're killing people?"-Eggplant to Henry Tomasino.

## Overview

Eggplant has been a reporter likely since 2007 when he was seen on national television talking about monkeys in a zoo. He asked Henry Tomasino a question regarding the danger of Walkers Extra Crunchy Crisps which led to Tomasino walking off the stage mid-conference. Eggplant tried his best to find out about the Pot Noodle Horn, and was able to swing an interview with Major Thornton at Thornton Manor. He was led to believe that Thornton was a friend of John Lumic: the head of Pot Noodle Industries. Arriving at the Manor, Eggplant and Thornton played a game of golf before going for a ride in Thornton's automobile. During the ride, Thornton began force feeding Eggplant with Ben & Jerry's Phish Food despite him being lactose intolerant. The automobile ended up crashing into an oak tree. The pair managed to survive unscathed. Soon after, Eggplant and Thornton got married in a private ceremony which Colonel Dodo was said to have attended.

## Trivia

* Though described as being an incredibly news reporter, Eggplant has not done anything yet that would warrant him earning his title. He seems very friendly, and also accepted Major Thornton's offer to play golf even though he didn't know how to play.
* It can be suggested that this is another insistence of the author giving false information about a character. Since while described as being rude, Eggplant seems to be one of the few nicer characters in funnypastas.
* He is lactose intolerant
* Eggplant has been a news reporter possibly since 2007 when he talked about monkeys in a zoo on national television.
* As of "Have You Got The Pot Noodle Horn?", Eggplant is married to Major Thornton.
* He had a friend in the courts.
Arthur Morgan

**Arthur Burton Morgan** (June 22, 1843-1883) was the playable character for the majority of the game, *Red Dead Redemption 2*. He was a member of Dutch van der Linde’s gang. He was also from Enon, Ohio and of British and Welsh descent. At the age of 11 in 1854, he was raised by Dutch van der Linde and Hosea Matthews when his father was arrested for grand larceny. He also fought for the Union Army during the American Civil War with Hosea and Dutch. He also settled west with them after the war. However, a gang of Irish-American ex-Confederates called the O’Driscoll boys became the archenemy gang of the Van der Linde gang. Other friends of Arthur included John Marston, Bill Williamson, Uncle, Javier Escuela, Lenny Summers, and Charles Smith. Dutch and Hosea made a grave mistake by befriending Micah Bell because Micah eventually killed Arthur and turned on the gang. John Marston was the one who avenged Arthur after his death by killing Micah.
Mr Turnips

Mr Turnips was the owner of a small corner shop. He was a friend of Rabe Maniels and was killed after unknowingly stealing a DVD from King Rameses. He also had connections to Kenny Petrovic.

"I got a little present for you my boy."-Mr Turnips to Karl Dilkington.

## Overview

Turnips has ran the corner store for years, and even employed Rabe Maniels when he was a child. They remained friends long after Rabe had left to join the police force. Turnips was also an associate of Kenny Petrovic as Petrovic provided Turnips with security and hired guns. Sometime in 2020, Turnips was supplied a lost episode of New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh by Rabe which would help scare his employee Karl Dilkington into submission. He was ordered by Dilkington's parents to keep a close eye on him, and one day happened to catch Dilkington stealing Mars Bars.

He ordered Karl to watch the episode while he manned the front desk. He later discovered that he had unknowingly gotten the episode not from Rabe but from King Rameses. Rameses ordered him to return the DVD, but Turnips rudely dismissed him. Rameses got revenge by decapitating Turnips, and placing his severed head in Karl's bed.

## Trivia

* Turnips had a wife named Martha who ran off with a scuba diver named Jim which brought on his more aggressive personality.
* He employed Rabe Maniels to work in his store when Rabe was a child.
* He was the false main antagonist of "Rabbit's Phobia," until King Rameses is revealed to be the true antagonist of the story.
Marco Bonnaro

**Marco Bonnaro** (July 27, 1979-May 2008) was a soldier for the Pegorino Crime Family and a good friend of Peter Marchetti. Niko Bellic drove him, Big Pete, and Jimmy Pegorino to meet up with members of the Pavano Crime Family, only for Big Pete and Marco to both be killed and Mr. Pegorino to be severely wounded. Niko saved Pegorino and killed the rest of the remaining Pavano’s. While driving Pegorino back to his mansion, Marco was only briefly mentioned as was Big Pete.
Brown

Brown was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate.

"Oh shit guys he got out! Someone call Tong!"-Brown's last words.

## Overview

Brown was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate who was assigned to capture Matthew Williams with help from his two associates Bowron and Ross. Williams was able to escape the trio when reported their failures to Rabe Maniels. He along with Ross and Bowron was later killed during a shootout with Williams at a construction site.
Dominic

Dominic was a high-ranking soldier in the British Armed Forces. He was in charge of maintaining the lockdown measures enforced by General R. Asquith.

"Ain't nobody getting through here without an invitation!"-Dominic to Sir Clooney.

## Overview

A high-ranking soldier in the British Military, Dominic was ordered by General R. Asquith to maintain the lockdown in London while he and a platoon of soldiers were setting problems in South Africa. Dominic confronted Sir Clooney, and refused to let him go through the lockdown unless he had special permission from the Queen or Boris Johnson. Clooney decided to run pass the lockdown which led to Dominic and his soldiers giving chase. Clooney was able to escape, and Dominic was forced to report his failure to a very angry General Asquith.
Moro

Moro is a security guard employed at Tesco and is an aspiring actor.

"The guard's name was Moro and he was desperate to become an actor. "-Buckie O'Buck Neil.

## Overview

Moro works as the security guard for Tesco. He is an aspiring actor, and is constantly searching for an agent. He has landed a few bit parts over the years. but is desperately looking for his big break. Moro has considered quitting his job as a security guard as he has contacts in Lost Heaven who could help swing him a place on the roundtable.

## Background

Moro grew up on a council estate, and attended Hartley Dale High School. In high school, Moro was the school's number one football player. After leaving school, Moro landed a job as a security guard at Tesco, and has been miserable ever since.

## Appearances

Caillou Goes To Tesco

An Espresso Too Far

## Trivia

* Moro works at every Tesco in the world.
* Moro was Hartley Dale High's number one football player.
* He is an avid supporter for the Empire Bay Soccer League.
* Moro is yet to have any lines in funnypastas.
* Moro is Jewish.
Tanner Sr

Tanner Sr was the father of Richard Tanner and was a member of the Clemente Family.

## Overview

A member of the Clemente Family, Tanner Sr worked for Alberto Clemente as a debt collector, and he often brought his son Richard out on collections with him. Clemente was a paranoid wreck who often let the paranoia get the better of him, and he thought that Tanner Sr was a mole for Slugworth who wanted to steal Clemente's recipes. There was no evidence whatsoever of this, and Tanner Sr was brutally tortured and killed at Clemente's Slaughterhouse. The young Richard Tanner fled to Oakton City, and swore to one day come back to kill Clemente, but he died before he could and Clemente continues to run his business to this day.

## Trivia

* Richard Tanner used to have massive respect for his father until Grandmother Willow showed him a flashback of his father hanging Clemente onto a tree when they were kids. Clemente's murder of Tanner Sr may have been an act of revenge.
* Considering the fact that Tanner Sr was a childhood acquaintance of Clemente, he could have been one of the first people to join Clemente's Gang.
Clive Henderson

Clive Henderson was chairman of Henderson Bakery an international company spanning all cross the United Kingdom and Europe. The company was even said to have some assets in the United States. His success came from the Beefy Bake which led to his rise to power.

"I gave ya a job! Then you go and drink it away ya prick!"-Henderson to Pete The Jakey.

## Clive Henderson

### Aliases

Mr HendersonBig Boss

Oliver Charles 2.0

## Overview

Henderson was born in the rough parts of Scotland at an unknown point in time. At some point before or during 1979, Henderson founded his own baking company named after himself. On September 15th 1979, one of Henderson's employees Peter McCormick presented him with the very first Beefy Bake. Seeing the Beefy Bake's potential, Henderson stole McCormick's idea, and made the Beefy Bakes one of his products. Peter was not fired not long after this, and with the Beefy Bakes' help; Henderson's Company became an empire whereas before Beefy Bake's inception it only operated in a small part of Scotland. Henderson himself became one of the richest and most powerful people in the United Kingdom. In 2007, Peter attempted to testify against Henderson but failed miserably after Henderson and his lawyer Mike Beckham manipulated him into eating spicy foo before the big trial. This resulted in Henderson walking away with his actions, and still remains one of the most powerful people in the United Kingdom much to Peter's chagrin.

## Trivia

* His first name Clive is not spoken in "Friends In High Places."
* Mr Henderson serves as the main antagonist for "Friends In High Places."
* He bears a striking resemblance to Oliver Charles who served as Harold Saxon's transport liaison.
* Despite looking exactly the same, the funnypasta guide denies that the pair are related.
* Pete The Jakey even comically refers to Henderson as being Oliver Charles 2.0 in order to reference the similarity.
* Unlike some of the other antagonists, Henderson is able to get away unscathed with his crimes, and remains a very rich and powerful man.
* He delivers free Beefy Bakes to Prime Minister Rabe Maniels each Saturday.
Officer Daniel

Daniel was a CLPD Officer on the payroll of Rabe Maniels.

"Police Commissioner Rabe Maniels has ordered us to place this street on lockdown; ain't no one getting through here!"-Daniel to The Lost Episode Resistance.

## Overview

A small time beat cop, Daniel was one of the few CLPD officers to be wary of Rabe Maniels' first plot to take over the world using lost media. He found himself a place on Rabe Maniels' payroll and primarily worked for Maniels as a hired thug. After Maniels had Commissioner Asquith murdered and took over the police department, Daniel and a small group of fellow crooked cops were ordered to place a blockade across the neighbourhood of Greenfield. The Lost Episode Resistance approached the blockade, with Sam trying to be friendly with Daniel only to get hit in the gut by his baton. The Resistance eventually managed to run through the blockade evading Daniel and his fellow officers. After Sam and Max became the new Commissioners; Daniel's fate is left ambiguous though it's implied that he was sent to prison for his corrupt actions.
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Charles Dunne

Charles Dunne was a high-ranking sergeant in the British Armed Forces and worked as General R. Asquith's bodyguard.

"This had better be good you scumbags. We've got important army things to be doing."-Dunne to Jeremy Harkshore and his staff concerning the LA Noire bootleg.

## Overview

Dunne was a high-ranking sergeant in the British Military and worked as the bodyguard of General R. Asquith. Dunne accompanied his commander to Rockstar Studios in London in order to view an LA Noire bootleg. Both men were disgusted by the bootleg with Asquith placing the entire building under military control until the bootleg had been furowly investigated. Asquith then made his leave with Dunne accompanying him. Asquith and Dunne headed to 10 Downing Street where Asquith proceeded to explain the situation to Rabe Maniels and the rest of the Cabinet. Later, Dunne noticing his commander's change in behaviour tried his best to question 'Asquith' about his recent friendship with Maniels. Dunne was then taken by surprise and killed by 'Asquith' after revealing himself to be a Slitheen in disguise.

## Trivia

* It is odd that Dunne has never appeared in a funnypasta outside of the Rabe Maniels Arc considering General Asquith appears still alive and well in pastas outside of the arc.
* He was originally going to join The Lost Episode Resistance in the Moss Draft at least.
* Despite supposedly being Asquith's bodyguard, Dunne never appears with his commander apart from when both men viewed the LA Noire bootleg.
* According to the guide; Dunne only ever appeared once before disappearing because he served no purpose, was a bland character, and overall was a waste of story space.
* He has only ever appeared in LA Noire Cursed Copy and hasn't been seen or mentioned since, and according to Word Of God he will not be appearing again.
* In reality, the head of the armed forces would have a lot more than one bodyguard.
* It seems that Dunne was going to be sort of a double act with Asquith, but after he was dropped this role was filled by Asquith's American counterpart W.R Monger.
Strickland

Strickland was police commissioner of the London police by 2006. Strickland was killed by Sip-Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen who then used him as a skin suit. Sip was later killed when some rude buggers threw a cocktail of vinegar at him. Strickland's skin suit was later sent to the police to confirm his death, and he was replaced by Redginald Redgicondo. Before he died, Strickland was planning on retiring, and marrying his undercover love whose name has not been revealed.

Strickland before he was killed
Sergeant Pryce

Sergeant Pryce was a CLPD Sergeant who was in charge of security at 10 Downing Street. He secretly worked as a spy for The Lost Episode Resistance.

"Rabe and Asquith are sending up their friends to teach you boys a lesson."-Sergeant Pryce to The Shadow Reader.

## Overview

Pryce was a CLPD Sergeant who was put in charge of maintaining security at 10 Downing Street. He was personally selected by Rabe Maniels for the job for unknown reasons. Unbeknownst to Maniels, Pryce was working as a spy for The Lost Episode Resistance, and told them about Rabe and Jocrassa Fel-Fotch sending the Slitheen to kill them. Later, Pryce told Matthew Williams and The Shadow Reader that Rabe and Archie Colmyer had sent a huge army of corrupt cops, soldiers, and gangsters to protect Dorium Maldovar from the pair. Following the death of Rabe Maniels, Pryce retired from the force and became a high-ranking member of Parliament. He is plotting to one day become Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Lou Carbine

Lou 'Two Lips' Carbine is a high-ranking member of the Hammerhead Sharks Gang. He serves in the gang as leader Gareth Hammerhead's right-hand man and underboss. He also acts as the gang's accountant. Prior to joining the Sharks, Lou served as a hitman for the Manetti Family.

"Empire Bay was rotten to it's core long before we arrived. We're saving it."-Lou Carbine.

## Lou Carbine

### Affiliation

Hammerhead Sharks GangGareth Hammerhead

Harry Damp

## Overview

Carbine was born in Little Italy, Empire Bay in 1971. He is very well educated, and attended Fordham University gaining a bachelor's degree in accounting. After leaving university, Carbine fell in with the Manetti Family after he fell into massive debt after he had a few gambling debts. He worked for the Manetti's as a trusted hitman, and was eventually officially Made into the family. During the Scarpa Moretti War, Carbine sold out to fellow crime boss Gareth Hammerhead and went under his protection. He did this after Hammerhead nearly killed him during a raid on the Manetti Family Compound. Carbine helped Hammerhead and Eddie Scarpa with placing a bomb in Don Thomas Manetti's car. After the war ended, Lou joined Hammerhead's gang as a trusted capo. He quickly rose to become Hammerhead's right-hand man and underboss. Lou also acts as the gang's accountant after impressing Hammerhead with his accounting skills. These days, Carbine runs the legal side of Hammerhead's business, and is in charge of recruiting people into the ranks. He placed caporegime Harry 'Triggers' Damp in charge of the docks.

## Trivia

* Carbine is one of several characters to have attended Fordham University along with Salvatore Manetti, Joey Buggerton, Mr Walrus, Slimy Sausage, and Fred Ran.
* He has a brother who owns a deli in Oakton City.
Paulie Gatto

Paulie Gatto was a member of the Corleone Family and the protege of Peter Clemenza. He also worked for Don Corleone as his personal chauffeur a job he shared with the Don's son Fredo. He sold out and became an informant for Sollozzo, and helped with a hit on Don Corleone.

"Rocco sit on the other side, you block the rear view mirror."-Gatto ordering Rocco around.

## Overview

A prominant member of the Corleone Family, Paulie probably would have risen through the ranks quickly but he never truly felt any commitment towards the family. Gatto had some high standing in the family and acted as his best friend Monk Malone's immeditate superior. There was rumours of romance between the pair, but neither confirmed it. Gatto was incredibly greedy which was exploited by Virgil 'The Turk' Sollozzo. Gatto was paid off and bunked off work on a day he was meant to be taking the Don home which is when he was shot by Sollozzo's people. Sollozzo's people failed to kill the Don, and Gatto's treachery was soon revealed and he was killed via a shot to the head from Clemenze's new handpicked protege Rocco Lampone. No one in the Corleone Family were bothered by his demise, not even Sollozzo was concerned when he learned of his spy's death. Monk didn't even care either. Poor ole Paulie!

## Trivia

* He looks exactly like a chocolate gateau which is probably why the fat Clemenza likes him so much.
* Don Corleone hated Paulie and viewed him with nothing but barely hidden contempt. He was frustrated that Clemenza kept appointing Gatto to drive him around. Clemenza reportedly this because he found it funny in a sadistic kind of way as Clemenza was a sadist which is why unlike Tessio, Vito kept him very much under his thumb.
* Unlike the tight lipped and reserved Lampone, Gatto was a loud mouth who was constantly running his mouth. This what helped Don Corleone warm up to Rocco extremely quickly whereas he never cared for Paulie and begged Clemenza to get him a different driver.
* Had a very bad immune system and was prone to colds, which is why no one in the family suspected anything when he didn't show up for work three days in a row.
* Paulie got extra income from small town stickups and he also received a union payroll. Clemenza mused that if Paulie had been earning more dosh, he might have been able to resist Sollozzo's offer. Clemenza had asked Don Corleone for extra rewards for the high-ranking buttonmen like Gatto, but Don Corleone told him, "no." In truth, Vito did think it was a good idea, but he refused to cut Paulie an extra piece of the Corleone Family pie.
Derek Rice

Derek Finch Rice is Jack Box's right-hand man and second in command. Though loyal to Jack, Derek appears to have his own agenda. He is also known for being so British it hurts.

"You do know we are going to see a great man today?"-Derek being a wet blanket as usual.

## Overview

So British it hurts, Derek Rice joined Jack In The Box at some point in 2005. In 2009, Jack's right-hand man Phil was killed by Jack after he tried to take advantage of Jack being in a coma. Phil hoped that since Jack was unlikely to wake up, he would take over the restaurant and rename it to Phil In The Box. Jack awoke from his coma and proceeded to kill Phil. Jack wasted no time on replacing Phil and quickly had Derek Rice take his place. Derek is still Jack's right-hand man, and though loyal to the snowman he still gets his fair share of abuse from the snowman. He also works for Jack as a bodyguard as he guards his room at the Plaza Hotel where concierge Tim Curry suspects Box of counterfeiting. There are rumours swirling that Derek may be a mole for Carl's Jr, but it has yet to be confirmed. Derek is noted to be a massive wet blanket constantly pestering his staff and stopping them from having any fun. He also continually refers to Jack Box as a great man when he really isn't. He is clearly just doing it to keep in Jack's good graces and so he doesn't lose his high-ranking position in the company. Derek hopes that when Jack retires or dies, he will take over the company as he plans on turning it into a Thneed hotspot with his good friend The Once-Ler. Much like his predecessor Phil, Derek planned to change the name of the restaurant only he wanted it changed to become Roll in The Dice. Derek thinks that Jack left in his will that should he die then Derek will inherit the Jack In The Box company, but he doesn't know that Jack's son Jack Box Jr is the heir to the company which will no doubt break poor Derek's heart when the truth comes to light at Jack's funeral.

## Appears In

Whatever Happened To Jack In The Box

Jack Box: The Man And His Dream

## Trivia

* His middle name being Finch is confirmed in the guide.
* Refuses to take part in the staff parties thrown by Jack, and seems more concerned about his boss' spending habits.
* Ironically, he hates rice and is deathly allergic to it. The worst brand being Basmati.
* When Derek takes over, he plans to put a big toilet in Jack's office.
* Wears a suit at all times even when he goes to bed as he wants to be fully dressed should Jack decide to call an emergency meeting at 3'o clock in the morning. This has yet to actually happen.
Mr Black

Mr Black is the mysterious CEO of a hitman business based in London and Oakton City. He also runs rackets in Vice City according to the VCPD database.

"Get to the payphone next to the mall in Washington." Mr Black being curt as always.

## Overview

Mr Black's real identity has never been confirmed, even the guide doesn't know who he really is. He runs a hitman business primarily, but also has an involvement in money laundering and is believed to control a printing press in Vice City. Mr Black is considered the ideal employer for many up and coming criminals, and several hardened gangsters made their bones working as executioners for Black including Leo Teal, Liu Shen Tong, Joey Mentalino, and Richard Tanner. Tommy Vercetti also worked for Black by pretending to be one of his employees Leo Teal. Mr Black relays orders only via payphone, and never gives orders in person. It's unknown where he lives, but he has a noticeable Hispanic accent suggesting he originates from a place of Spanish origin.

## Trivia

* The guide provides very little information regarding Black, though it does explain his connection to money laundering as well as a list of the notable people that have worked under him in the past.
* Considers Leo Teal to be his best marksman, as whenever someone comes to him for work, he will always call them Mr Teal no matter their name. It's also possible that Black prefers not knowing the names of his contacts as it lessens the risk of them being linked to him.
Marianne Morea

Marianne Morea is a New Yorker, born and bred, and her stories embody the grit and complexity of the city. An avid traveler, she uses her experiences from around the world in all her books. There isn't a place her characters live or travel to that she hasn't been herself.

Marianne is a founding member and former President of The Paranormal Romance Guild, a not-for-profit organization for readers and authors of the genre, and when she's not 'bichok' (butt in chair hands on keyboard), she's spending time with her husband and three kids, traveling to exciting, romantic places...for inspiration, of course!

## Milly's World Books

### Sassy Ever After

* Sass Master (The Catamount Shifters Series Book 1)
* Lucky Sass (The Catamount Shifters Series Book 2)
* Sass in the City (The Catamount Shifters Series Book 3)

## External links

* Website
* Amazon page
Sammy Coin

Sammy Coin is the head enforcer for the Clemente Crime Family. He is also the older brother of Steve Coin.

## Sammy Coin

### Relatives

Steve Coin (Brother) deceasedSergeant Coin (Uncle)

### Affiliation

Clemente FamilyAlberto Clemente

Luca Gurino formerly + deceased

## Overview

As Don Clemente's most trusted enforcer, Sammy was in charge of getting rid of all the noisy people who gave the Don problems. On Clemente's orders, Steve hacked Luca Gurino into pieces, and then sold him to Dot to sell as food at Hartley Dale High School.

## Background

Sammy was born in rural Birkland with his younger brother Steve being born six years after. Sammy was a rebellious child always getting into fights, and served his first prison sentence when he was only 10. In 1999, Sammy moved to Empire Bay to attend university, but quickly dropped out, and fell in with the Clemente Family. He worked in the family as an enforcer and his skills impressed Don Alberto Clemente. He attended to some of Clemente's more grim tasks at the Clemente Slaughterhouse where his ruthless nature drove him up the ranks. He was responsible for killing Luca Gurino who Clemente believed to be snitching to Frito Lay despite there being no evidence.

## Trivia

* Due to his Dutch-Irish heritage, he can never be a made man, but he works for the family as their top associate.
* Sammy was a boxer in Birkland for several years before moving to Empire Bay.
* Sammy's uncle is a EBPD Sergeant who always bails Sammy out of prison.
* He was going to appear in a story with his brother called Coin Toss which involved in them becoming involved in petty crimes. For whatever reason, the story fell through.
Richie

Richie was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate.

"Call the rest of the boys I need them here now!"-Richie's last words.

## Overview

Richie accompanied Jocrassa Fel-Fotch and a large group of mobsters and corrupt cops to the London River Tunnels. Jocrassa placed Richie in charge of the attack in the tunnels. Richie was killed in the shootout with The Lost Episode Resistance.
Henry Tomasino Jr

Henry Tomasino Jr was the son of Empire Bay mobster Henry Tomasino. He worked for Hoodo Hoodlum Revenge as his chauffer.

"Well governor; meeting you face to face is a real treat a real treat!"-Tomasino Jr to Uncle Boris.

## Overview

Henry Tomasino Jr is the son of Henry Tomasino a mobster from Empire Bay who was killed by the Chinese Mafia after he gave information about them to the Federal Bureau of Narcotics. When Henry was born or what year he was born in remains a mystery. Henry attended Christmas dinner with Shadow Lioness and her friends each and every year due to him working as Hoodo Hoodlum Revenge's chauffer. In the future where The Shadow Reader died from eating a blueberry muffin, Henry didn't come for Christmas dinner as he had moved to Las Vegas. Since Shadow changed his ways, Henry did attend Christmas dinner, and became very good friends with Shadow. What became of Henry after this remains a mystery as his fate was not elaborated on. He has appeared in Road To El Dorado Smeg Version which is set outside the Christmas Carol's continuity.

## Trivia

* He has no lines in any of the chapters of the Christmas Carol that he appears in.
* It also remains a mystery as to who Henry's mother is.
* He loves to chase people with a pair of scissors.
* He resides in Greenfield, London.
* His childhood and adolescence and when or where he was born is unknown, but has been stated that he was living in the mountains of rural Spain by 2004.
* Henry Jr's biggest fear is commitment.
Francesco Gallo

**Francesco Gallo** (born June 11, 1980) was an enforcer for the Pegorino Crime Family and the nephew of their underboss, Phil Bell. Alongside his uncle and Michelle, he is the only surviving member of the crime family. He was of Italian descent and from New Jersey. He assisted Niko Bellic and his uncle in dealing with FBI agents and NYPD officers who busted them in a drug deal.