Yang Xiao Long

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**Yang Xiao Long Branwen** or simply **Yang Xiao Long**, is one of the main protagonists of RU🅱️Y, she is the older sister of Ruby Rose and a member of Team RWBY.

## Story

### Background

Yang is the daughter of Raven Branwen and Taiyang Xiao Long, and was born approximately two years before her younger half-sister Ruby Rose.

Yang was raised alongside Ruby on the island of Patch, off the west coast of Vale. Their father, Taiyang Xiao Long, was a Huntsman who taught at Signal Academy and a former member of a team consisting of Summer Rose, Qrow Branwen and Raven Branwen; the last of whom disappeared shortly after her birth. Following this, Yang's father became romantically involved with Summer, who took the role of Yang's surrogate mother and gave her a sister two years later in Ruby.

However, Summer would frequently embark on Huntress missions involving drug dealings all over the kingdoms, and early in Yang's childhood, she was Hentai'd by a Grimm her little sister met in the way to give a basket of fruits to their grandmother. Yang's father, distraught at losing yet another love, suffered an emotional breakdown. It was then that Yang found out Summer Rose was not her biological mother, and that the woman who gave birth to her, Raven Branwen, had also abandoned her shortly thereafter. One day, Yang attempted to get summer vacations back so she can't return to Signal Academy forever and waited until her father left the house to buy some stuff at the supermarket and traveled to get them herself, wheeling Ruby in a wagon and walking until she was bruised and tired.

In the way, many misfortunes occurs to her, among them meeting Siern Head, getting her legs caught in a deadly bear trap and getting her head pooped by her own mother in her Bird form and eventually beated up by Raven once she returned to her human form. Upon arriving at the building, Yang and Ruby were about to be killed by three Beowolves; their uncle, Qrow, thankfully appeared just in time to "save them" (actually, he was drunk and then attacked by the Beowovles), Yang then uses that chance to go back home. It is unknown if Yang got grounded afterwards.

During the time she raised, she never got to know about her mother other than mentions from her father when listening to some of his talks.

Some time, she burned the Malachite family's house with some help from Ruby, gaining the hatred from them.

When she studied in Signal Academy, she become the academy's bully and befriended Akihiko Sanada (and possibly Mitsuru Kirijo) and the duo constantly abused on the weak students, most commonly Jaune Arc. Once they graduated, they never see the faces ever again until now.

### Seek of Vengeance

In 2018, a grown up Yang finally decides to interrogate her father and make him talk everything he knows about her mother and why did she left, after that, she takes Ruby with her to help her find her.

As Ruby looks for her in the streets (and robs a bank at the same time), Yang went to look for her at Junior's Club where she apparently found her and beat the shit outta her, meanwhile, the real Raven Branwen was walking outside the bar at the same time Yang was giving beatings.

Once her mission was "accomplished", she calls her younger sister to stop doing whatever she was doing and come to pick her up as she gets her Strawberry Sunrise served. Later, Tifa Lockhart challenges her to a battle but TheGamerLover appears and turns the conflict into a Death Battle despite the two girls told him to "shut the fuck up".

At the beginning of the battle, Yang provokes Tifa calling her a "big monkey" and then says "Donkey Kong is Gay!" to secure her rage, when Tifa was about to punch her, Yang grabs her hand and evades her fist to mock her and starts violating numerous laws such as littering, sexual harassment, vandalism, etc. as she flaunts her diplomatic immunity by singing a parody of MC Hammer’s song “U Can’t Touch This” and mentions that she can't be sued by Hammer, Barbara Dunkelman (her voice actress), Rooster Teeth LLC., Seth MacFarlane and the YouTube team.

With the song over, Tifa attacks Yang with no mercy at the point to almost kill her; but her love for Ruby makes her keep fighting and kill Tifa, winning the Death Battle. Finally, she reunites with Ruby at the outside to lead back home as she tells her what happened there.

### Welcome to Beacon

Yang is seen greeting Ruby on the airship to Beacon Academy, displaying her excitement that her little sis will be attending the same school as her. She teases and then consoles Ruby when the latter displays her nervousness from what happened during her fight with Roman Torchwick last night. Right a few meters prior to their arrival, an ad interrupts Glynda's greet and that causes Yang to went angry and destroy the ad with a hammer, just to crash the airship with the rock below the landing point in Beacon Academy, comically killing everyone who were inside the airship.

At their arrival, Yang lefts Ruby for a while as she finds something interesting for her, but a few minutes later gets informed by Ruby that Blake is within the students and they decides to capture her.

Carrying an axe and decided to murder the Faunus, Yang calls for Blake and looks for her at the same time as she makes a parody of *The Shining* when she cracks the doors but fails the first two times by discovering Blake wasn't there; at her 3rd attempt, she finds Blake and threatens her to "smash her pussy that night" with an insane face, just to scare the catgirl and force her to blow her head with a riffle.

Once outside, Yang informs Ruby about her failure but the sisters gets helped by Jaune Arc, Ruby orders them to set a trap for Blake as she comes back with the Faunus, it is revealed that she was about to use the axe again but end up using it on Jaune instead of Blake when she reveals that the catwoman is not evil.

She and Ruby befriended Blake and the trio becomes best friends and learns how to speak spanish, during their talk, Glynda calls the students to go to Beacon's Cliff for their initiation in 30 minutes or less, time that they used to train a little bit.

### Beacon Academy Initiation

Yang decides to skip Ozpin's instructions and fly away to the Emerald Forest.

There, she and Blake went to the Abandoned Temple and discuss about their loss, then, the favourite duo of RWBY shippers gets ambushed by a Nevermore and Yang attempts to escape and save her butt but Blake denies her flee by grabing her from the back side of her clothes, but the catwoman also got scared once Schwarz Metzelei appears and devours the Grimm to then threaten them to become her next meal, thankfully, Nora knocks out her and later that same night, Yang kills her with a pan and throws her dead body to the fire and eats her.

### Start of Class

The next night, some hours after the birth of Team RWBY, Yang attends Peter Port's class, where she seems to have no interest.

Later, during their dinning time, Yang is seem eating so fast with many plates around her as they talk with Jaune about Cardin Winchester and Team CRDL.

The next day, she is seen with Ruby gathering sap for Professor Peach. After 4 o'clock and back in Beacon, she is seen attending Oobleck's class.

### ~~Gary~~ Blake Come Home!

Yang walks with her team on the streets of Vale. The team sees Vytal Festival preparations and stumbles across a crime scene near them, with some shenanigans coming mostly all of the team's members, with Yang taunting Blake after she sees the Faunus fell in love with Sun Wukong.

That same night, she, Ruby and Weiss discovers Blake's "disappearing" and went all the way to find her, from looking for her in the streets to ask every Faunus if they're Blake. After Weiss comments that the police should keep doing their job, Yang fights Weiss as Ruby and Penny left to find her.

Once Torchwick escaped, Yang and a beated up Weiss arrives the scene before the ice queen falls unconcious to the ground and then left to take her to the hospital.

### Halloween and Christmas 2018

During Halloween Party, a few hours after Ruby uses her Halloween Birthday to take advantage of her friends, Yang rubs her hands together before send her to Doki Doki Literature Club, torturing her younger sister with Act 3 and Monika's jumpscare.

That same night, Yang is grabbed by a-Ha into another dimension as he sings *Take On Me* to her, a fake Adam Taurus appears and chases them, Yang manages to survive but is somehow sent into our world, landing in a dumpster in a live-action Sherman Oaks. She walks around, frightened as people stare at her, but then is excited to find an erotic ships store with Bumblebee ship products there.

It is unknown how she went back to her world but in her latter appearances she is back there like nothing happened.

On christmas eve, she and Blake gets their holiday spirit sucked by Roman Torchwick's *Spirit Sucker* and gets Vietnam War flashbacks before they could restore it once Torchwick destroys the bag with Melodic Cudgel after getting a boner.

With Torchwick's penis paralyzed and the latter sent to the hospital, Team RWBY went back inside to keep preparing the christmas tree, annoying Weiss with their "I love christmas" talk, causing her to go outside.

After Ruby went back with no good results of convincing Weiss, they decided to celebrate it anyways without their teammate.

After Weiss gets visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Day, Yang and her teammates helps the ice queen to bring happiness to everyone in TheGamerLover's Mematic Universe.

### The 10 Days of Vacation

Yang participates the Pokemon Tournament made by Ruby after she stole the Pokeballs from Ozpin's office, the only thing known about Yang's participation is the fact she was about to fight Blake.

A few days later, after devouring Weiss' skin, flesh and clothes in middle of her insanity because of her overheating, Yang alongside the rest of her team gains weight because of a group of Alcremies that appeared all of a sudden in their dormitory.

After acting like a jerk around Blake and bounce outside of the dormitory during her attempt to escape through the door, Yang discovers that they're not the only ones being fattened up by Alcremies (and take souvenirs with her at the same time, specially from Japan, France, Germany and Easter Island, Chile) and informs that to her teammates a few moments after she falls back on her room.

Much later, Team RWBY is informed by Team JNPR members Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie and Lie Ren that Pyrrha went missing after gain weight and decides to go to her rescue. Yang decides to build a Rescue Helicopter in a reference to the ***Lego City Commercial Meme***, but later she gets angry at the failed rescue helicopter and starts to beat it with Nora's Magnhild, causing it to explode and make Yang fly near Blake.

Finally, they manage to locate Pyrrha but Yang immediately devours most of the otherworldy Alcremies, claiming that ***"it's the best shit she has ever devoured"***, causing Gigantamax Alcremie to enrage and call the remaining ones to kill the fat blondie, just to get the same result, but when Yang was ready to eat Gigantamax Alcremie, Ruby throws a hungry Nora to put an end to the battle.

Back in Beacon that same night, Yang is forced to lose weight first by everyone after Weiss asked who's gonna be the first volunteer for her weight loss session. Outside the academy, Yang fails with her exercise program, forcing Weiss to choose to just pay for the liposuction, much to Yang's joy.

Two days later, Yang attempts to get Blake's pussy once again but end up arrested and sharing the same cell with Sun.

### The Phantom Field and Mycale

During a Uno game, Team RWBY is teleported to The Phantom Field, where they're greeted by SYSTEM XX. Yang eventually separates from the group and join forces with Iron Tager, in their way finding a worth opponent to win the tournament, they find Jubei and Kanji Tatsumi, whose battle is interrupted by Kanji's cold temper when Yang says that she'd be glad to fight "someone who likes dudes", making Tager to leave Yang alone and then start a wacky chase scene that reveals that Kanji was not really trying to harm her, but to let her know he's straight (and maybe ask her for a date too).

Back in their reality, Yang reunites with Team RWBY and after Ruby goes away as she cries the death of "Aeugh the Pufferfish", she scolds Weiss but immediately the tables turn against her as Weiss scold both her and Blake for their immature behaviours even when the Vytal Festival is at hands.

After meeting Ruby's new friend: Mycale, they went to the arcades to play some games but Mycale wanted to watch them fight, so as Ruby and Blake fights in a field in the middle of nowhere, Yang, Weiss and Mycale relaxes in the grass as Yang watches an anime called "Koharu-Chan's Classmate is a Loaf of Bread".

Back at Beacon, they say goodbye to Mycale and return to their daily routine.

### RWBY Investigations

Yang is seen with her sister and Blake humiliating Weiss and submitting it to her Instagram's account, but Blake's trauma starts to kick in once Sun and Neptune arrives, so the team chases Blake to interrogate her, with Blake hitting Yang in the head with a Superman comic, causing her head to have the shape of a comic page.

As Blake tells her backstory, Yang starts to feel guilty on knowing she's not helping her friend on regain happiness at all; with the discussion finished, Ruby assigns Yang to team up with Neptune Vasilias in the investigation.

After Blake ran away in both fear and shame, Yang goes after her to have a brief talk, finally finding her in a pier, Yang then proceeds to give a motivating speech to Blake, which makes her regain enough emotional strenght to continue the investigation.

At nightfall, Yang, Blake, Sun and Neptune arrives to Junior's Club, where they disguises themselves as cats, except Yang who disguises herself as an anthropomorphic orange, much to Blake's dismay.

After being thrown inside by the latter, she is found by the Malachite Twins and dance with them, completely forgetting the mission; in middle of the dance, her disguise flies off and gets in trouble, mostly when Ruby arrives to aid her.

The next scene showing them reveals that they managed to defeat them and rip a White Fang goon's head off to apply a torture dance on him in order to get answers on Torchwick's location, but Weiss' hologram appears from Ruby's Scroll, causing them to cease their fun. However, they managed to obtain enough information from Junior Xiong.

When Blake and Sun infiltrates in the White Fang's meeting, Yang caused them to get discovered via Walkie-Talkie when she tells Blake that she forgot her kitty bell.

### The Aftermath

Sometime thereafter, Yang, along with Weiss and the rest of Team JNPR attends a sparring training between Pyrrha and Blake, which end up with Blake falling asleep in middle of the fight due to her lack of sleep and hapiness caused by her last encounter with Roman Torchwick, much to everyone's shock and confusion.

At the library, Yang attracts Blake's attention with a laser pointer and takes her to an empty classroom to discuss the recent problems. When Blake is averse to talking, Yang tells her to simply listen and that she is not trying to make Blake stop her ongoing investigation of Roman Torchwick, but merely to convince her to slow down.

Yang begins telling Blake a story to cheer her up, an story called *The Ugly Barnacle*, but Blake doubts that was her real intentions and points at her with Gambol Shroud's gun form, Yang proceeds to talk about her and Ruby's past and who their mothers were, bringing up how her mother was a member of a team alongside her father, Summer Rose and Qrow. However, shortly after Yang was born, her mother left. She tells Blake how she asked and searched for answers on why her mother disappeared but never found anything, until early last year when she tracked down and killed her at Junior's Club. Blake, interested on Yang's story, ask her for more.

Agreed on continuing telling her backstory, Yang tells Blake that during her childhood, she went on an adventure called "The Search of Summer" with a sleeping Ruby, and how she was attacked during the way until they got surrounded by creatures of Grimm. At the last minute, Qrow "came to the two girls' rescue". Yang states her stubbornness almost got them both killed that day. Blake, in return, asks Yang if she believed that Summer was still alive because of her adventure's name, but Yang replies that it was because summer vacations were going to end and she wanted to have it back, seconds after being shocked at Yang's level of idiocy, she grabs a purple paint can and angrily put it on Yang's head before leaving the empty classroom annoyed of the time she has wasted.

Later, Yang, still with the paint can in her head and covered in "Slaughter", arrives to her dormitory with a package for Ruby, but with her head covered with the paint can, both Ruby and Weiss can't understand what is she saying so Weiss threw a rock at her head, causing to remove the paint can out of Yang's head. After Ruby opened the package to discover Zwei inside it, both sisters happily hug and caress him until Blake arrives and immediately ran away in fear because she thought they brought him to force her to slow down, apparentely solving their problem and forced to prepare a disguise for Zwei as fast as they can.

### The Mountain Glenn Mission

Following an announcement from Glynda and a speech from Ozpin, Yang and her team choose to select a Search & Destroy mission, but by that moment, Blake discovers Zwei's disguise and ran away again, althought after 1 minute and 37 seconds, they managed to calm her down and have her with them in the mission.

Later, after a talk with Yatsuhashi and Velvet, Yang and her team are completely shocked when Bartholomew Oobleck reveals he is the Huntsmen joining their mission. The team travels to Mountain Glenn via an airship and are briefed on the way, Yang eats the whole food supplies, Emergency Food and the dog food Blake planned to use on Zwei as a bait to get rid of him, however, she is thrown out of the airship by the Faunus multiple times, sick of throwing her and her cartoon logic clones, she punches Yang in the belly to vomit all the food she ate.

After their arrival, they are almost immediately set upon by Beowolves, Blake turns Yang into a marketable plushie as a revenge for what happened a few moments ago and threw her to the head of one of the Beowolves, obviously did not work and they had to run. As Zwei and a Beowolf engages in a Pokemon Sun and Moon reference fight, the Beowolf steps on Yang and falls.

Later, Yang arrives to rescue Ruby who was being confronted by Roman Torchwick and White Fang and tricks him onto making him play a game called "Guess what will happen on Volume 8". After spoiling about Volume 7's finale, she ask how will Salem die in Atlas, on which Torchwick replies that she will die by having the same fate as Kars, and the answer's Yang gives to him is... *"I'm Imposter!"*, and kills him with an axe in a similar fashion to **Among Us**, immediately both sisters flee playfully as Torchwick gets up to chase them.

As they escapes, they hides inside many popular paintings Torchwick and White Fang stole, among them, Salvador Dalí's **The Persistence of Memory**, Edvard Munch's **The Scream** (portrayed as *The Unholy Screaming Pyrrha*), Herni de Toulouse-Lautrec's **Moulin Rouge: La Goulue** and Georges Seurat's **A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte**. Once they got rid of Torchwick via Infinity Gauntlet, the duo went to reunite with Weiss and Blake, who were looking for them, however, Neopolitan ambushes Ruby. As Yang decides to fight her, she notices she is smaller despite being the Supreme Being of Evil and starts mocking her, only to cause her to use her Demon Form against her, beating the shit out of Yang effortlessly.

Despite Yang's efforts to give damage to the beast, she was unable to damage her and is thrown away to somewhere appart from the city where Neo returns to her human form, quickly intimidating, beating and rendering Yang unconscious, and without any doubt, she gets inside Yang's lying corpse and takes her soul to hell, where she starts to have fear after seeing many villains from the TGLMU who died prior to that episode suffering for all eternity; she is immediately taken to the Ironic Punishment Division room where Izanami laughingly plans to feed Yang all the donuts in the world, however, this plan backfires when Yang gleefully keeps on eating and growing fatter with every donut she eat, much to Izanami's frustration and confusion.

Back on earth, a mysterious woman arrives and frees Yang by jumping on her dead corpse, causing Neo to leave Yang's body and saving Yang's life. As Yang regains consciousness, she catches a small glimpse of her rescuer as Neo declares that something horrible will happen to Yang in Season 3 before disappearing in front of her.

As Yang analyzes the bad things that happened to her that day, a Beowolf jumps over her in slow motion as **Baka Mitai** plays, when the Dame Dane part is played, Yang rickrolls the viewers by singing the Rick Astley version of Baka Mitai. When the Beowolf gets over her, she counters his attack and says that she can still fight at her fullest despite the tortures Neo did to her.

Finally, she reunites with the rest of Team RWBY, where after Blake asks what she was doing with that "Ice Cream Villain", Yang cries when she thinks of Neopolitan's battle, much to Weiss' dismay. Finally the group joins their friends on ther celebration of their victory against the creatures of Grimm.

Later that night, Yang wakes up and notices a sillhouete that ressembles the woman who saved her earlier leaving a note, once done reading it, Yang's anger is awaken and sets up on a trip to chase her savior, with Ruby behind her without being noticed.

### Selvaria Returns!

In the downtown, Yang is confronted by her mother, who tricked her with that note so she can fall on her trap, after a fierce fight and the arrival of Ruby, Raven reveals that she had joined forces with Selvaria Bles and the Neo THOT Army. Selvaria tells Ruby and Yang that Summer Rose once said the same words Ruby said to her but was proven wrong, causing Ruby to break down crying and focusing all of her rage against the general, but it was all in vain, both sisters were defeated effortlessly and captured afterwards.

They are later rescued by a young girl named Kati, during their escape, Yang mocks Mai Shiranui all the way to the exit disguised as a cow and dancing to the Polish Cow meme, outside, Kati reveals her identity to the sisters and Selvaria's intentions on her; after Ruby discovers they are far away from Beacon and in middle on nowhere, Yang sees her younger sister giving up on her decision to become a huntress, only for Yang to throw a tantrum and cry as she runs off with her pants still down and then falls down after their discussion. However, after Kati cheer them up, they recovers their motive of being huntresses and pass through the snow without fear while singing "Now That We're Men", only to fall from the cliff during the first verse.

As Selvaria is reuniting her allies, Ruby and Yang already lost their breath due to the amount of hours they have been walking on the snow, but as they are breated by Kati for their unhealthy habits, both sisters notices the Regular Army base and runs there. Once inside, they notices Kati is "lost" and asks Marco, Eri, Tarma and Fio for help, later, they are guided by Fio to talk with Heidern about the situation once they heard the word "bitch form the 20th century" which they recognized as Selvaria.

After their talk, Heidern orders Leona to help them go back to North America, during their trip, they are followed by Dick Dastardly and Mai Shiranui, thankfully they managed to lost them from sight and decides to have a lunch, Yang suggest that they should eat on a Friday Night Funkin' bar she saw upon arriving, Tarma then marks that they have to win a rap battle to eat for free and it would let their enemies to gain enough time to reach them, but Yang and Ruby decided to go there anywas, parodying the clip from Michael Jackson's song **Smooth Criminal** (named here as *Smoothie Cynical*), upon arriving, they sees the people in the bar and thinks on who should rap battle them, among these people, they condisers Hatsune Miku, Boyfriend, Mr. Krabs, Skid and Pump and Sarvente (who Ruby refers to as a "Hasbin Hotel/Helluva Boss OC"), finally, Mommy Mearest challenges them to a rap fight and Yang accepts, the rap battle ends with Yang killing Mommy Mearest and earns the rank of "Retarded Cheater", before she and Ruby are dragged outside by Leona to go and rescue Fio Germi, who has been captured.

Upon arriving to England, Yang and the others witnesses the rebirth of the Dark Hour and gets happy after noticing that Weiss and Blake appeared among the other heroes who arrived at the right moment. Once Selvaria brings back to life all the villains who died (including the ones who got erased from existence), Yang requests Marco to take Ruby with him and fight Selvaria as she and the others stays fighting the Army of the Dead; during the battle, Yang rescues Fio from Bedman's hands by killin him from behind.

With the battle already over, Team RWBY is reunited in the restored London, only for Yang to notice a bad time awaits for her from Blake's side due to her browse history once they return to Beacon Academy, finally, the group reunites to take the photo of the group before taking a tour around London.

## Appearances

* RWBY Z Kai Abridged Episode 1 (Dies, revived)
* YTP - War of the Slim Henchmens (RWBY Chibi X SMG4 Parody) (Dies)
* YTP - RWBY, JNPR and the Villains Have Weird and Dirty Dreams
* YTP - A RWBY Chibi Christmas Special Directed by Michael Bay
* Yang Losing Her Arm Feels Like
* YTP - Hotel Gay Mario (Cameo)
* Dumb Death Battle - RWBY Battle Royale (RWBY Parody) (Dies)
* RU🅱️Y Series
* The Revenge of Selvaria Bles

## Gallery

Happy Mothers Day Poster from TheGamerLover's Twitter
## Trivia

* Until the premiere of The Revenge of Selvaria Bles, it was unknown what was Yang's obsession with Blake first seen in Get Blake!, but it was revealed that Yang just has a fetish with Neko girls.