WCWF Sunday Night Superstars (9/14/97)

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 Sunday Night Superstars
 September 14, 1997
 From the Denver Coliseum
 In Denver, CO

* The screen is pitch black for about 3 seconds before a flame shoots
up across the screen and when it fades out, the logo of the WCWF is
outlined in flames on the screen. A voiceover says "The World
Championship Wrestling Federation... the hottest thing in e-wrestling
entertainment. Suddenly, the Sunday Night Superstars theme blares out
on the PA system and clips from WCWF programming run on the screen ...
Mr. Perfect executing the Perfect Plex on an unidentifiable opponent
.... Earth's Last Hope hitting Glacier with the Star Kick ... Freedom
Cavalone throwing his hands in the air ... Casper applying the Casper
Clutch to a jobber ... Death Angel ramming Shane Starr with the Kiss
of Death ... A masked man hitting Mr. Extreme with a chair ... Del
Juicio Final putting a jobber through a table with his Apocalypse Bomb
finisher ... The camera suddenly switches to a studio, a news desk
sits in the center of the room and behind it sits Matt Fountain and
Jon Shamus. *

Fountain : Welcome fans to another action packed, highlight show of
madness .. and the number one rated syndicated program in the world!
This is Sunday Night Superstars and tonight our matches shook the
Rockie Mountains as we came to the Denver, Coliseum to show the people
in 'Bronco Territory' what it was like to attend an EXCITING live
event! And what a card we gave them...

Shamus : That's right... but what a show I'm sure to bring you soon as
I've got that washup, Inferno, on RA is WAR! Haha! It's going to be
great, hearing how all these people could care less about him
returning... maybe he will retire! Look for that on your RA Players
soon folks.

Fountain : You and your RA is WAR .... well, SUPERSTARS is EXCELLENT,
because we had just a marvelous card .. I think quite possibly, one of
the best Sunday Night's in wrestling history.

Shamus : No, that would be the night that I returned to resign with
the WCWF.

Fountain : Bah ... in our opener, we had the Mega-Powers, Hulk Hogan
and Randy Savage, squaring off against The X-Cops, who lost their
match, due to somewhat ... unfortunate circumstances; but we'll get
into that later tonight. We'll also see more of the Mega-Powers ...

Shamus : Just shut up. The X-Cops faced these two bags a' bones so the
could show them that they could do the same thing to the Mega-Powers
IN the ring, that they did to them OUTSIDE of the ring at Kaged II.

Fountain : And boy... did they do just that. The X-Cops and
Mega-Powers with a great matchup here to kick things off ...

Shamus : ... and it was 'Tubb' Tucker powerslamming Randy Savage to
get the three count in this matchup! Haha! The X-Cops destroyed them!

Fountain : Let's not forget to mention that 'Tubb' had a little extra
support from those middle ropes.

Shamus : A win is a win. You don't seem to care when the Blues
Brothers use the ropes to get a win ... it's just an 'unfortunate
circumstance.'

Fountain : *ahem* We have to take a commercial break, but when we come
back ... the Blues Brothers... versus... The Eliminators... or where
they eliminated?

* Goes into a promo for September Slaughter '97 showing clips from
last years event. The SS '97 promo music plays as these clips are
shown for about 3 minutes. Goes into commercials. *

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* Cuts back to the studio with Matt Fountain and Jon Shamus behind a
desk. *

Fountain : Welcome back to Sunday Night Superstars! Coming up, the
matchup between The Savior and Mike 'The Moose' Morris. But first,
back to what I mentioned before the break. The Blues Brothers versus
The Eliminators ... how did the match go, Jon?

Shamus : How did it go? How did it GO? It went great ... BECAUSE IT
DIDN'T HAPPEN! Goddard realized how boring these guys were, stripped
them of the belts, gave them to Satan's Little Helpers, and they
kicked the Eliminators' asses instead!

Fountain : * rolls eyes * Actually, as you may have heard ... the
Eliminators have left the WCWF for ANOTHER federation! So, they were
replaced by the Homeboyz Shoppin' Network ... Ice-Man and Wiz ...

Shamus : Man, did they ever give the Blues Brothers a challenge ...

Fountain : Blues Brothers took this ... match ... with ease, hitting
Wiz with the Sing the Blues finisher to get the three count. Next up,
we had The Savior taking on the big lumberjack from up north, Mike
'The Moose' Morris.

Shamus : This guy truly scares me, Matt; especially after I hear him
come out to that theme music.

* cuts to the video feed *

Fountain : The Savior had his fellow Horsemen with him, along with
'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase, to take a look at this matchup.

Shamus : The Savior is really lookin' impressive ever since he joined
up with Dibiase, Flair, and Anderson.

Fountain : There is no denying that ... but the 'Moose' wasn't about
to make himself look bad, and he took it to the Savior early and hard;
as you see Morris drop Savior with the big Samoan Drop right there.

Shamus : Morris and Savior on the outside here, and Dibiase pulls out
that cold hard cash and waves it in the face of Morris ... only to
meet some cold hard steel as the Savior rams him into the guardrail
from behind with a knee to the back! Haha!

Fountain : Morris sends Savior for the ride here, and drops him with a
nice spinebuster slam .. but can only get the two count.

Shamus : Morris winds up Savior for a short clothesline .. but he
ducks it and ... big forearm smash, dizzying the lumberjack.

Fountain : Savior with a gameplan, as he works away at the knee of the
big 'Moose.'

Shamus : And get out your pencils to mark it in the books, as he
applies that full nelson submission hold ... he likes to call it the
Angelfire.

Fountain : And the Horsemen like to call it his second win in the row,
as he gets the submission victory at a time of 16:17.

Shamus : When we come back, Goddard decides to show that he does live
and the British Bulldog makes his debut against one of my favorite
superstars in the business today, 'The Punisher' Brandon Simpson.

* Cuts to commericals. *

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* Cuts back to a feed from Sunday Night Superstars, which shows
President Donald Goddard coming down to ringside. *

<The crowd is on their feet cheering as President Goddard comes down
to ringside. Goddard slides between the middle and top ropes and movesstowards Marc Kardon, who is in the ring with the microphone.>

Kardon : Mr. Goddard, on the behalf of the city of Denver, Colorado ..
I'd like to welcome you to Sunday Night Superstars.

Goddard : Thank you very much, Marc.

Kardon : I think we should just get right into matters here ...
September Slaughter is coming up in about three weeks and we haven't
heard one word out of your office.

Goddard : As you know, Marc, the WCWF has always managed to put out
grandstand pay per views month after month. This month, I decided to
wait, and blitz the audience with a string of matches at one time!

<Crowd pops.>

Kardon : You wouldn't happen to be doing that tonight, would you?

Goddard : Yes, Marc, I would.

<Crowd pops.>

Kardon : If you don't mind asking, let's not cut corners then... let's
get right into the card. Who's the Giant facing at September
Slaughter.

Goddard : Well, Marc ... after looking over many matches, the
standings of the competitors in the WCWF, and many other factors ...
the following matchup has been signed. At September Slaughter, for the
WCWF World Heavyweight Title ... in the Main Event ... The Giant will
defend his belt against the one and only..... SARGENT ANDREW SCOTT!

<Crowd pops.>

Kardon : Woa! How about that, ladies and gentlemen? The four hundred
plus pound WCWF World Heavyweight Champion, The Giant, to square off
against the man from the Guys Who Kill Stuff.

Goddard : For the WCWF Intercontinental Championship, The Undertake
will defend his belt .... in a CEMETARY MATCH!

Kardon : A cemetary match?

Goddard : Yes, against Thunderman!

<Crowd pops.>

Kardon : It sounds like an interesting matchup, Mr. Goddard, what are
the rules?

Goddard : It is pretty simple. The lights will dim down, and a blue
'mist' will light up the area. There will be graves and caskets at the
ringside area. The wrestlers may use any of the items around the
ringside area. It is a no disqualifcation matchup ... AND the match
will go until another cannot continue!

Kardon : WOW! Two extrordinary matchups in two pay per views for the
Undertaker.

Goddard : The Undertaker and Thunderman are great competitors, and
that is why I have signed this matchup .. because it is what the fans
want to see!

<Crowd pops.>

Kardon : I don't know what else could top that sir...

Goddard : How about this matchup? The Hardcore Homeboyz will defend
the World Tag Team belts against the .... WOLFPACK!

<Crowd gives heat.>

Kardon : This obviously isn't NWO country, if you know what I mean.

Goddard : Understood completely, but they are the number one
contenders for the gold ... and they will get the shot.

Kardon : Do you have anything else for us?

Goddard : Yes, I do have one more match to announce... but it is not
for September Slaughter.

Kardon : Let's hear it...

Goddard : Due to recent events in the last two of the three matches
with the Blues Brothers, I have decided to do this. The X-Cops will
face Men in Black on Wednesday Night WAR, this coming Wednesday! The
winner will face the Blues Brothers at September Slaughter for the
American Tag Team Titles!

<Crowd pops.>

Kardon : That is going to be a big match for both teams ... they
better be prepared!

Goddard : I should have more matches for you concerning the Television
and Cruiserweight Titles this Wednesday Night in Colorado Springs!

<Crowd pops.>

Kardon : We will look forward to it... back down to you Matt!

* The video feed goes out *

Fountain : So, we already have 4 matches lined up for the September
Slaughter pay per view! It should be something else....

Shamus : Speaking of something else .... let's go ahead and run down
the matches on the middle of the card.

Fountain : Okay, in our third matchup of the night... the British
Bulldog was taking on 'The Punisher' Brandon Simpson.

Shamus : The only thing I remember to be notable in this matchup was
that Ric Flair came down to the ringside area and stood watching the
matchup. Maybe he's looking for the fourth Horsemen?

Fountain : One thing is for sure, and that is that the British Bulldog
was looking for a win here tonight. He pretty much manhandled Simpson.

Shamus : He blundered one too many times though, when he took this to
the outside. Simpson knocked him into the steps, got in the ring,
caught him off guard with what looked like a roll of quarters ... and
covered him for the three count. That Simpson is one great guy.

Fountain : Yea, he's a great cheater. Simpson gets the win at 9:34.

Shamus : Next up was Johnny 'The Torchman' Baregos and Drunken Rocket.
Boy, that Dominique is a hot little number.

Fountain : So was this matchup ... as these two fought in a pretty
good matchup, but the newcomer made one mistake too many. Kyle Jeracka
came down to ringside and slid in a singapore cane... but Baregos
swung and missed... leaving himself wide open for the Ultimate
Hangover and his second loss. Drunken Rocket with the win at 12:14...

Shamus : Yea, but once again, Baregos went wild after the match and
attacked Drunken Rocket. But, DR expected it.... and set Baregos up
under the turnbuckle for some sort of move off the buckle, but Jeracka
pulled him out of there in time.

Fountain : Next up pitted Kestrel of the Anarchist's Nation against
Matt Kamakazee .. making his in ring interview.

Shamus : This guy is pretty funny ... always lobbying to get in the
NWO.

Fountain : Kamakazee shows that he's not as bad as he looks sometimes
though, and the Wolfpack comes down to the ring at around five
minutes. They don't do much though.

Shamus : Kamakazee gets hyped up that the NWO is at ringside, and goes
on a tear, finally getting the win with the Kamakazee Drop, a nicely
executed DDT.

* cuts to the video feed *

['Stone Cold' Steve Austin and Ahmed Johnson climb into the ring as
Kamakazee's hand is raised. Johnson has an NWO shirt slung over his
shoulder. Austin has a mic in his hand.]

[Crowd boos]

Austin : Why don't you people shut the hell up for one minute so we
can take care of what we came do on this piece of trash show?

[Crowd boos more]

Austin : Now, son, all I seen you do for the past couple of days is
say, "Kamakazee for NWO" .. "Pick me NWO." The fact of the matter is,
this was a test.... although that piece of crap over there ain't much
.... you proved that you might be worthy of the New World Order....

[Austin gives the mic to Ahmed Johnson]

Johnson : We wunt eferewun too shut up end shoew a litel respeckt
waisle we enducked Matt entu tha N.W.O!

[Johnson drops the microphone and gives the NWO shirt to Matt
Kamakazee. Kamakazee starts to put it on when suddenly Ahmed Johnson
boots him in the stomach. He sends him to the ropes, lifts him up for
the spinebuster slam, and as he starts to bring him down... Austin
grabs him from underneath and stunner's him ... similar to the Dudley
Death Drop... only Ahmed is reversed, and Austin uses a stunner
instead of a diamond cutter. Austin crawls over to the mic.]

Austin : You are completely pathetic! There ain't no way you are ever
gonna be in the NWO because you suck! I can't believe you thought that
you had what it takes son. You don't get in this group by waving
around a bunch of damn signs and talkin' to old people ... Austin 3:16
says I just whipped your ass... and that's the bottom line!

Johnson : Hoemboys ... we cummen foor you. Whut you just saw was a
desplay of the powur of the Wolfpak! At Septimber Slawter... you gonna
get the same thang! NWO Fuh Life!

[Johnson stomps on Matt Kamakazee a few more times as they leave the
ring.]

* video feed goes out *

Shamus : So the NWO rejects Matt Kamakazee's application. I gotta
say.. that was pretty damn funny, but what did Ahmed say?

Fountain : You've got me. I think it's Johnsonish or something. In our
next matchup, we had Bartender Jack going up against the newcomer John
Rajah. Bartender Jack was more vicious than we have ever seen him
before.  He attacked Rajah before the bell, and pretty much had this
matchup in his control ... he even executed Johnny Baregos' 'Torch
Rope' finisher on Rajah! Maybe that was a message....

Shamus : The message here was... you can never turn the cheek
though... cause it'll get slapped. Rajah got that one moment he needed
behind the ref's back, reached in his tights... and busted Bartender
Jack open with a pair of brass knuckles. He got the cover and the
three count to get the win.

Fountain : So, it was John Rajah getting the win at 9:30 and Matt
Kamakazee getting the win at 18:44.

Shamus : The Dominators squared off against the Clique in a match that
was built up last week.... and tonight, it was Brian Pillman's turn to
get involved.

Fountain : That's right.... but in the end, it was the Dominators
getting the count out victory, as the Clique left the ring ... saying
that the Dominators cheated and that they didn't wrestle cheaters.
Simpson was nowhere to be found at ringside.

Shamus : The Dominators with a countout win at 16:05. Following that,
'Jackhammer' Jesse Johnson showed that he is still a top Cruiserweight
.... by handily defeating Shane Starr with the Jackhammer at a time of
5:57 seconds.

Fountain : We've got to take a break, when we come back... Earth's
Last Hope, The Lion's Den... and more!

* Cuts to commercials. *

It's Kaged II! Now available on video cassette for only $19.95! Relive
all the action as Taz wins the Television Title from 'Lionheart' Chris
Jericho, the Blues retain the titles in the four way dance with help
from the X-Cops. El Diablo reveals himself to be none other than
Inferno and Sgt. Andrew Scott literally burns his way into the cage
and costs Vader the belt! It's the only pay per view that should be
behind bars for having too much action in a short period of time! It's
KAGED II!

* Cuts back to a video feed *

[Marc Kardon is standing on a raised platform about 30 feet off from
the wrestling ring proper. A lot of fans have gathered around, many of
which are wearing the familiar purple T-shirts with the black star in
anticipation of the impending arriving of one particular costumed
crusader.]

KARDON: Thanks guys. The man I am about to talk to has been somewhat
quiet since his disapointing loss to "Lionheart" Chris Jericho about a
month and a half ago, but although he may be out of sight, I am sure
that he is most definietly NOT out of mind! Ever since he showed up in
this federation about one year ago to this very day, the Cosmic
Crusader, Earth's Last Hope-

[Kardon is cut of by a booming clap of thunder as all manner of lazer
lites flash around the arena and suddenly, out of nowhere, Earth's
Last Hope drops into view, just about startling the pants off of the
unprepared Kardon.]

EARTH'S LAST HOPE: Ho, ubiquitous spokesman, for tis I, EARTH'S LAST
HOPE (clap of thunder), straight from OUTER SPACE, the FACEST FACE WHO
EVER FACED!!!!!!!!!!

[The fans are going bonkers!! chants of "ELH!! ELH!! ELH!!" are
reverberating off the walls, punctuated by the air horns and hail of
the cans of ELHweiser. Marc cowers below the hail of purple confetti
as ELH high-fives some of the fans around the platform.  When the
racket has finally died down enough, Marc takes control of the
interview.]

KARDON: So, ELH, we haven't been seeing that much of you in the ring
since your days as a WCWF World TV Champion, so tell us what's going
on right now for the Purple Powerhouse?

EARTH'S LAST HOPE: Noble friend, I ask you this: just what are your
priorities?!?

KARDON: Er..uh..is that some sort of trick question?

EARTH'S LAST HOPE: Quite the opposite, mild mannerred reporter, I ask
you this question because NO one, not even I, Earth's Last Hope (clap
of thunder) the Purple & Black ATTACK can do EVERYTHING that demands
his attention!! Myself, I have precious little time for the
trepidations of ring life, for I, Earth's Last Hope (clap of thunder)
the Anti Alien Homo Sapien, the Superhuman Ball of Confusion am at
WAR!!!

KARDON: Let me guess..at war with the aliens-

EARTH'S LAST HOPE: NO!! Much worse, friends...MUCH MUCH WORSE!! The
war I wage now is for ALL MANKIND, from the icy waters off the cost of
Norway to the vines of Madagascar!!! I am in the middle of a war for
the very soul of mankind!! I AM AT WAR, and the prize? LATE NIGHT
TELEVISION!!!!

[Kardon is looking at ELH like he's crazy.]

EARTH'S LAST HOPE: Yes friends, it would seem that the aliens, not
satisfied with their plans of taking over the WRESTLING LEAGUES have
tried a yet MORE CONNIVING, DIABOLICAL, SINISTER WAY of infiltrating
the MINDS, the HEARTS, the SOULS of EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THE FACE OF
THE EARTH!!! But are we going to stand for that, people of the Earth?

[The crowd screams, "NO!!"]

EARTH'S LAST HOPE: I didn't think so!! But we must remain EVER
VIGILANT, friends, for that remains the ultimate price for FREEDOM
FROM EXTRATERRESTRIAL TYRANNY, and yours truly, Earth's Last Hope,
will NEVER REST nutil the Airwaves have been cleaned of such EVIL
ALIEN ENCRYPTED PROPAGANDA TRANSMISSIONS and BRAIN-WASHING
OSCILLOTRONS as T.G.I.F, Melrose Place, and...newest of them
all...LATE NIGHT WITH DEL JUICIO FINALE!!!

KARDON: Is the X-Files safe? How about Baywatch? Oh please don't let
Baywatch be a brainwasher...

EARTH'S LAST HOPE: Ho, friend Kardon, let me ask you this, if the
ALIENS were in control of Baywatch, don't you think they would do a
better job of DISGUISING THEMSELVES? Great Hera, the breasts on that
show have their own GRAVITY WELLS!!

KARDON: I see your point.

EARTH'S LAST HOPE: But, people of Earth, you're in good hands with
Earth's Last Hope (clap of thunder). I WILL get to the bottom of this,
and I WILL put Del Juicio Finale OFF of the air!  And with that, I
would like to usher in the first challenge for a match at the next Pay
Per View! You and I, face to face, in the ring. And the person who
gets pinned has to TAKE THEIR SHOW OFF OF THE AIR!!!  Think it over,
Finale, but remember this, I am hot on your tail!!

[The Crowd cheers maniacally as ELH holds his hands up and salutes the
crowd, then runs off.]

KARDON: Well, there you have it folks. ELH with yet another conspiracy
theory that's sure to put an interesting tiwst on things around here
in the WCWF. For the World Championship Wrestling Federation, this has
been Marc Kardon.  Back to you guys.

* cuts back *

 Fountain : ELH seems to be hoping mad about Del Juicio Final's talk
show. Next up, we had Diamond Dallas Page making his return to the
squared circle against 'Wolverine' Chris Benoit. A good matchup here
folks, but in the end Benoit is counted out after recieving a Diamond
Cutter, and managing to be pulled out of the ring by Brian Pillman.
Afterwards, Pillman jumps in the ring and nails DDP, finally joined by
Benoit in the stomping. DDP gets the win at 15:09.

Shamus : Then we had this guy, 'Ice Man' Craig Hudak come out... I
guess we are supposed to waste time and watch this crap?

Fountain : I suppose so...

* cuts to video feed *

Kardon:  Well...I guess...hmmmm...the 'Ice Man' Craig Hudak wants to
come out and make a tribute of some sort.  So, without further ado,
please welcome, the 'Ice Man' Craig Hudak!

(Stinkfist by Tool begins to play and Hudak comes out to a near
standing ovation and rolls in the ring)

Kardon:  So...you want to do a tribute I understand?

Hudak:  That's right, to the one and only Mr. Extreme!

Kardon:  Are you sure he's going to like this?

Hudak:  Sure...or I'll kick his little rats ass for wasting my time!

Kardon:  Well, say what you have to say then...

Hudak:  Who said I was going to give a speach?  I will let my actions
do the talking.

Kardon:  Whatever you say...

Hudak:  Alright then, I shall now procede...

(Hudak rolls out of the ring and goes to the back and comes back with
a table, he sets that up, holds up 1 finger, goes back again, he
returns with another table and sets that one up on top of the other,
holds up 2 fingers, goes back, he returns with a third table and sets
that one up on the 2nd, holds up 3 fingers and grabs a mic.)

Hudak:  Now, I bet you are all expecting me to EDD some jobber through
these tables...WRONG!

(Hudak drops the mic and goes to the back, he returns with a 4th
table, sets that one up on the 3rd, holds up 4 fingers, goes back
again, returns with a 5th table, sets that one up on the 4th, and
holds up 5 fingers.  He then goes back for a final time and returns
with a gas can and a torch and rolls in the ring)

Kardon:  This guy is nuts!

Hudak:  Damn right...BRING OUT THE JOBBER!

(Two men wearing Tool shirts come out holding a a life-size dummy of
Mr. Extreme and get in the ring still holding the dummy.  Hudak
motions to the air and a platform is lowered, all 4 men get on the
platform and the platform raises up.)

Hudak:  Ya know what, I LIED!  This ain't a god damn tribute, its a
fucking message for Mr. Extreme, get you lazy, filthy ass, out of your
wheel chair, lazy boy, whatever, find your smile, because what's about
to happen to this, will happen to you, and I can't wait!

Kardon:  Oh no...

(Hudak pours gasoline onto the tables and throws the lit torch on them
setting the tabkes on fire.  Hudak grabs the Mr. Extreme Dummy and
sets it up for the CDS (Clockwork DDT Suplex).  Hudak wrenches back,
but instead of just falling and executing it, he jumps back and
executes the CDS through all 5 tables and goes down with it.  The
dummy and Ice Man go through all five tables and the dummy is torn up,
but amazingly Craig Hudak gets up and walks away with some scratches
and gets back in the ring, the two men leave, and Hudak and Kardon are
left in the ring.)

Kardon:  Oh no, oh god no...this wasn't a message, it was a death
threat to Mr. E.  Oh god...

Hudak:  Nahhhhh...it was a direct message to Mr. Extreme.  Mr. E, I'm
taking your place, and there isn't a god damn thing you can do about
it.

Kardon:  You won't do this to him in real life will you?

Hudak:  God no, he would die, and there wouldn't be enough Crows in
this fed to bring him back from the dead.  No, more or less a message.
He sent a message out when he EDD'd Inferno through that table, well,
this is just saying I am stronger than Mr. Extreme.  Justice will be
served to him for his crimes, because i will be the judge, jury and
executioner for him.  My courtroom is the ring, a court is in sesion,
I will see you soon Mr. Extreme...

(Hudak holds the ropes open for Kardon and Kardon exits and Hudak
follows to a large pop from the crowd)

* cuts back *

 Fountain : I don't know what that was all about... but more than that
happened to Mr. Extreme tonight... as he went up against the Crow in
singles competition. About five minutes into this matchup, we see
Sho'Nuff come down to ringside. About two minutes later, the lights go
off... with just flashes of light to see... and when they come back
on... Sho'Nuff has a chair and Mr. Extreme is laying on the outskirts
of the ring. Extreme is counted out and the Crow gets the win...

Shamus : Yea, but as Extreme got up to leave .... Sho'Nuff reappeared
before the curtain and hit Extreme with the Flutter Nuffer! Yup, the
Crow gets this on at 6:49 folks.

Fountain : When we come back, the main event!

* Cuts to commercials. *

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* Cuts back. *

 Fountain : First, we wanna take you to The Lion's Den.... before we do
anything else.

* cuts to video *

(Announcer's voice comes over the PA system as the lights turn down.
The voice sounds like Bobby Heenan's.)

Announcer:  "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is a distinct honor and a
privilege to introduce to you, the former Cruiserweight and Television
champion, one of the top ranked stars in the WCWF, and one of the most
talented individuals on this planet, here he is, The "Lionheart"
Chriiiiiiis Jerichooooo!!!!!!"

(A spotlight hits Jericho as he is standing in front of an elaborate
desk with coffee mugs on top of it.  It appears to be some sort of
talk show set.)

"Lionheart" Chris Jericho:  "Thank you unnamed announcer!  Heh heh.
My friends in the arena and those watching on television, welcome to
the first edition of The Lion's Den.  (The crowd cheers, but some boos
can be heard.)  Like Piper's Pit of the late 80's, we will attempt to
go one on one with the top superstars in the WCWF.  We are gonna ask
the questions we know all of you want to hear, and hopefully they will
give the answers you want to hear as well.  I know I could stand up
here all day and you people would be happy but we have to devote at
least SOME of our time to the superstars of the WCWF.  Without further
adieu, here they are, the 2 biggest men in the New World Order, The
Wolfpack, The Clique, Big Daddy Cool and The Bad Guy, Kevin Nash and
Scott Hall!!!"

*The nWo music starts up, as Hall and Nash make their way onto the
set. Both shake hands with Jericho.  They sit down on the chairs next
to the desk Jericho is sitting at.*

Kevin Nash : Before we get this thing started, I just wanted to say
something to you, Chris... what happened to you at Kaged II, when you
had your title stolen from you...  and when those two blubber-busters,
the Dark Horses, viciously attacked you afterwards...  just made me
wanna throw up!

Scott Hall : What really sticks in our craw, chico, is that that
little Warner Brothers reject, TAZ, is holding the belt that you
worked so hard to make a prestigious title!!  Just like the Clique
made the Tag Team Titles in da WCWF worth something, you made the TV
Title what it is today!!!  Now, about what the Dark Horses did...  you
got something to say, big mang???

Kevin Nash : That's the difference between all the other tag teams in
the WCWF and the Clique... the Clique would never attack a fellow
competitor  from behind with such malicious intent!!

Jericho:  "Thanks guys I appreciate it..  Heh however I think a few
people would disagree with you.  But it wouldn't be the first time.
Guys it's obvious that you are one of the most dominant tag teams in
WCWF history. But lately you have had some problems.  The Hardcore
Homeboyz have beaten you twice.  Most recently at Kaged 2 to retain
the World Titles.  How do you resolve your difficulties as of late?"

Kevin Nash : What difficulties??  There are none!!  Everything is just
fine in the nWo.  Everybody around here likes to jump the gun...
everytime we lose a few matches, people think we're dying, or we're
gonna split up.  Fact is, we take a negative like losing a match, and
turn it into a positive. We don't whine about losing like...  well,
just about everybody else in the WCWF.

Scott Hall : Ay, Chris-mang...  do you see us complaining about Kaged
II??  We had those Hillbillies beat...  and we got jerked over by
those 2 dog-killers, Satan's Little Helpers.  Do you see any crying??
No.  In fact, we're ecstatic that those 2 D&D addicts are buddies with
The Guys Who Kiss Butt, or whatever they call themselves.  Cuz, now we
can take them all out, at the same time!!!

Jericho:  "Well I know how you feel.  It seems when a team knows they
can't win they hire some punks to do it for em.  You guys are
different though,  you don't need to hire anyone.  You're the nWo.
Ok, and what about Satan's Little Helpers, now a part of The Guys Who
Kill Stuff. How do you plan to extract revenge upon them for their
actions at Kaged 2?"

Kevin Nash : Chris, you've been here since the beginning.  You've seen
the nWo destroy the Horsemen, the Revolution, the Big Ten, and the
Wolverines.  TGWKS, or TGIF, or TCP/IP... we got extra-special plans
for you!!  Taz, Extreme, Sarge...  you three should know better than
anyone what we're capable of!!  All you have to remember is December
13, 1996, and you have a pretty good idea of what you can do to YOU
very easily!!!

Jericho:  "That's very true, the nWo has survived throughout every
major event in the WCWF.  But, it seems to me just about every tag
team in the WCWF is after you.  Do you see yourselves getting a title
shot again anytime soon?"

Scott Hall : If Donald Goddard wants the WCWF to have decent ratings,
he'll not only give us title shots, he'll give us matches at every
card!!  The big mang, and myself, are the working-man's tag-team.  We
are not only the most DOMINATING tag team of all time, but we are also
the most RESPECTED, ADMIRED, EMULATED, and definitely the most FEARED
tag team of all time!!!

Jericho:  "I hate to keep coming back to The Guys Who Kill Stuff but
they seem to be the most powerful organization in the WCWF right now,
I think something needs to be done.  Can you give us any inside
information about any new members coming into the nWo?  I mean the nWo
used to be the biggest and baddest thing goin in the WCWF.  Now, I
just don't know...  You guys need something or someone to get it going
again."

Kevin Nash : I gotta disagree with ya there.  The inWo has been doing
superb since they started operating!!  You saw the inWo dominate SLH
at the pay-per-view, didn't you??  I did, and it was just TOOOOOOOOO
SWEEEEEEEET!!!  As far as new members go...  like I've said before,
you never know.  Everybody wants to be nWo, because it's the hip thing
today!!

Jericho:  "What about Matt Kamakazee's plee to join the New World
Order.  He is traveling everywhere campaigning to join you guys.  What
is your opinion of him and would you ever think of making him a member
of this elite group of wrestlers?"

Scott Hall : Like the big mang said, everybody and their mothers wants
to be a part of the hottest thing in the world today!!  Matt Kamakazee
is no different than the rest.  He want to be nWo-fuh-life, that's
fine...  but we just don't let any rookie no-name meatball wear our
colors right off the bat.  You gotta convince us that you're nWo
material!!

Kevin Nash : You're off to a good start, though!  Just remember,
though...  you're supposed to shake HANDS and kiss BABIES, not the
other way around!!!

Jericho:  "So, how do you thi.... What is this?!?

<The Mega Powers rush onto "The Lion's Den" set and stand in front of
the desk Jericho is sitting at.>

Hulk Hogan:  "Just hold on brothers!!  We have challenged you and
challenged you and challenged you some more.  Give us an answer or we
can go at it right now!"

"Macho Man" Randy Savage:  "Oooooo yeah, we have waited long enough.
We sent Taz a wake up call and now it's your turn.  What's it gonna
be??"

Kevin Nash : Brotha brotha brotha brotha BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!  I got a
proposition for ya, YEAH!!!   And here it is!!!  AMONG!!!  There's a
proposition, uh HUH!!  Here's another one!!  WITHOUT!!  Oooo, YEAH!!
And, here's a propostional phrase for ya, YEAH!!  ABOUT your little
challenge, we accept it, YEAH!!!  And, I'm thinkin' thinkin' thinkin'
thinkin' that we're gonna BEAT ya, YEAH!!!!

Scott Hall : Ay, Hogan!!!  The last time you got in the ring with us,
you got dropped on your head, courtesy of the Outsider Edge!!  This
time, chico, de nWo is gonna WIPE...  YOU...  OUT!!!!

*Hall flicks his toothpick in Hogan's face, and does his little
fingle-wiggle thing at him.*

<Hogan and Hall come face to face as security rushes onto the set and
pulls everyone apart.  Both teams back away from each other anddultimatly leave the set.>

Jericho:  "Well you heard it here first.  The Clique has accepted the
challenge of The Mega Power's 3 way dance.  Now it is left up to The
Guys Who Kill Stuff.  Thanks for joining in for the first edition of
The Lion's Den.  Hope to see you next time!  Goodnight every-"

<Suddenly, The Savior, Arn Anderson and Ric Flair rush out onto the
set and start a big brawl. The security finally comes out to the set
and tears the parties apart.>

* cuts back*

 Shamus: I wouldn't be surprised to see the GWKS replaced in this
 matchup by the Horsemen.

 Fountain : You never know... now time for our Main Event as Casper
went up against Shaolin Dynamite for the Cruiserweight Title.

Shamus : Yea, this match was pretty surprising, as Casper came down to
the ring on crutches.

* cuts to video *

Casper: Everyone please could I have your attention. Last night I was
involved in an automobile accident which resulted in torn ligaments in
my left knee. No one is more dissapointed then myself, because tonight
was
supposed to be my night! Shaolin Dynamite...<snickers> I can't believe
this worked!!

<Suddenly, Eddy Guerrero appears and climbs to the top turnbuckle,
dropkicking Shaolin Dynamite from behind! Shaolin stumbles towards
Casper and gets cracked in the head with a crutch. Eddy and Casper
high-five each other.>

Eddy Guerrero: Hey everyone listen up...The Nueveo Gringos Locos are
together in the WCWF and we're gonna start with this punk Shaolin
Dynamite and the Cruiserweight Title! Go get him C!

* cuts back *

 Fountain : Casper got the early signal, but Shaolin is no slouch when
it comes to pain. These two wrestled a fairly close match.... and
Shaolin got the upper hand with a nicely executed German suplex....

Shamus : But that two bit pimple infested 'Psycho Retard' Aron Scythe
went and got involved, rushing to ringside and smashing a chair over
Shaolin's head... all while Keyshawn Williams was looking... ain't
that something... I hope Casper crushes your little four eyed head.

Fountain : Shaolin Dynamite gets the DQ win at 9:01. Well, thanks for
joining us tonight.... stay tuned this Wednesday as we come to you
from Colorado Springs! For "Shameless" Jon Shamus.. I'm Matt
Fountain... saying so-

Shamus : Listen to the RA SHOW! LISTEN TO THE RA SHOW!

* The camera fades out to a bunch of clips from tonight's matches as
the Sunday Night Superstars music plays and fades to black. *

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