Set:1 (story 1) The morons save the day

The Morons had received a distress signal from a group of children who had been stranded on a deserted island. Determined to save the day, the group of misfits set out on their mission, each equipped with whatever items they managed to gather on short notice. Rowley was carrying a box of matches, which he gleefully brandished as they strutted towards the shore. Ferb had managed to grab a large cardboard tube, which he held like a sword. Catherine Tate had brought a megaphone, which she used to shout instructions (and insults) at her teammates. Big Bird fluttered behind them, occasionally perching on a tree branch to shit on some kids. As they approached the beach, they could hear the cries of the children in the distance. Rowley lit a match, preparing to start a signal fire, but instead ended up accidentally setting fire to a nearby tree. Ferb, ever the stoic hero, charged towards the flames with his cardboard sword, ready to smite the fire with a mighty blow. His efforts were in vain, however, as the fire only grew larger. Peppa, always eager to help, decided to jump into the ocean to retrieve some seaweed she had spotted. Unfortunately, she landed directly on top of a jellyfish, which promptly stung her. Peppa let out a high-pitched shriek and began hopping around like cerys, trying to shake off the pain. The rest of the Morons were completely oblivious to Peppa's distress, as Catherine Tate's megaphone was now blaring at full volume. "Rowley, stop setting things on fire!" she shouted. "Ferb, put down that cardboard tube and help me find some rope!" Bandit, who had been staring off into the distance, suddenly snapped back to attention. "I see them!" he yelled, pointing towards the beach. "There they are, we've got to help them!" The Morons charged towards the group of children, but their entrance was less than graceful. Catherine Tate tripped over a rock and toppled over, knocking over Ferb. Rowley, still holding the box of matches, accidentally dropped them on the ground, igniting another small fire. Big Bird flew overhead, squawking in excitement. Despite all the chaos, the children were overjoyed to see their rescuers. They all began shouting and cheering, thanking the Morons for their bravery but a few of the kids died due to being coverd in shit. David Attenborough, who had been quietly observing the group from nearby, began reciting a half-hour long speech about the different species of birds found on the island. The Morons quickly gathered the children together and began making their way back to their boat. However, things didn't go exactly as planned. Jake let out a loud "MY NAMES JAKE" and started lobbing dishwashing tablets at the water, causing large soap bubbles to form all around them. Meg, who had been searching for snacks, suddenly shot a mars bar out of her nose, which landed directly on top of Catherine Tate's head. To make matters worse, as soon as they set off, they realized they were going in the wrong direction. Granny Hanigan, who was inexplicably on their boat, began knitting a scarf and muttering to herself. Timmy Turner, who had been hiding in the corner of the boat, suddenly wished for a map to magically appear. Eventually, after much trial and error (and a lot of shouting from Catherine Tate), the Morons managed to return the children safely to shore. The children's parents were overjoyed and thanked the Morons for their bravery. Despite all the chaos, the Morons had indeed saved the day (albeit in their own unique way). As Catherine Tate began shouting at everyone to get back to the boat, Jake let out another "MY NAMES JAKE" and fired off another round of dishwashing tablets. Ferb said nothing, but silently pumped his fist in triumph. Rowley stood in the corner, grinning wildly. Peppa, still recovering from her jellyfish sting, contentedly munched on a carrot. The Morons may be a group of misfits, but they had saved the day, in their own crazy way. David Attenborough, still reciting his speech about the birds, smiled in admiration at their heroic (if chaotic) efforts.