Day 687

**Day 687** of Crab Killing lore took place on the Crab Killing page on Wednesday, December 6, 2017.

## Events

### Wiki reveal

Early in the morning, an admin discovered this Wiki.

### Femadmin Face Reveal

Femadmin posted an image with the caption *"Femmemin reveal you wanted it here it fucking is".* Whether the image of Femadmin is actually Femadmin is unclear, with groupie Jack Malone declaring that the image actually showed a man "trying to pass as a woman".

Though, Femadmin does have a fleeting resemblance to Annastasia Palaszczuk so perhaps this post also reveals that the Queensland Premier is Femadmin.

Later in the day, another admin (presumably WhiteManAdmin) stated that the picture was a face reveal but not of Femadmin.

This image is often cited as proof of the One-Admin theory, with that admin being WhiteMaleAdmin.

* Groupie Alira Smith presumably an-hero'd after Admin (possibly TurkishAdmin) added a comment saying "That's my girlfriend guys".

Jack Malone denies the face reveal"This is your tape"
### Petition to change Australia's timezone

TurkishAdmin, pining for attention from Femadmin, put out a petition to move Australia from its somewhat-geographic timezones closer to the timezone of his native Turkey.

### Soy's Penis Hurting Juice

Admin had a conversation with an unknown person named "Soy" referred to a number of elixirs including "penis hurting juice"

### Weather

The weather in much of Australia's eastern interior was slated to reach an intolerable 40+°C, melting Admin's sandals and dropping him into the sun.

### The Bed

Admin's parents bought a new bed from IKEA which, as the stereotype goes, was missing a part. Instead of contacting IKEA, they had a $90 part delivered but it was the wrong one. This forced admin to go to IKEA to replace the part themselves.

### PC Police

The PC Police declared the rabbit from Zootopia to be not-sexy. Anyone who disagrees will be shot.

### Floss

TurkishAdmin posited that dental floss isn't in the historic record. The other admins rebutted saying that he's never made a funny post, which is a fact. (Sorry, not sorry).

### *Have A Nice Day*

Admin (possibly FemAdmin, though also possibly not) posted a poem that some fans believe gives credence to the one-admin theory by denying FemAdmin's existence. This has raised further questions over who TurkishAdmin was pining for? Was it a catfish? Was TurkishAdmin pulling our leg? Is TurkishAdmin real? How is Crab Killing real if our eyes aren't real?

### The Pavement

Femadmin revealed the existence of a vandalised slab of pavement near their home tagged with "Yeah The Boys", the name of a popular Australian meme page. The hope is one day, someone will do the same. Unfortunately with a verbose name such as *Crab killing 1987 murder machines supreme Inc.* or alternatively *thispagewillmakeyousadandsowillzuckckckerburger* or even *Crab killing 2: the forever hunt,* this might never happen. Perhaps just *Crab Killing* will have to do.

### Audience statistics

Admin revealed that the audience for *Crab Killing* is 18-24 year old males, then tells audience that only intellectuals are allowed.

### Kickboxing

Admin tells the stories of the running kickboxers that passes their house everyday in the afternoon while training at the nearby facility.