Paul Petrosky (Dimension-320)

**"Weird" Paul Petroskey** was once a lo-fi musician and a YouTube personality, but was turned into a time traveling superhero after the ancient beings contacted him and asked him to help clean up the timeline. He is now the leader of the superhero group named The Cretins.

## History

### Weird Paul's Excellent Adventure

Paul Petroskey was always known as an outcast, but he didn't care. He enjoyed his weirdness, and made it his personality. This was met with great approval, when ancient beings from far in the future appeared to him one day, and asked him to help them on a righteous journey throughout time. He agreed, and he went on an epic quest, meeting past presidents, celeberties, and in the end, was able to stop a time-travel attack in the present day. As a token of their appreciation, the ancient beings gave Paul a suit of armour which could allow him to travel throughout time.

### The Cretins: Ronzilla

Taking place only moments after the events of Air Soft Fatty, when the ship that held the Dubbbz crashed, the ships defense mechanism deployed, a giant robot named Ronzilla. Luckily, Weird Paul knew of this coming attack, and formed the Cretins. A superpowered team consisting of Groovy Yuvi, Weird Paul, Air Soft Fatty and Nick Avocado. The team came together and took down the robot. In the end the group disbanded, but agreed to form if they ever needed to again. Nick Avocado was given a pardon, and was officially let out of jail.

### The Cretins: Return of the Dubbbz

Unknownst to Air Soft Fatty, the ship that contained the Dubbbz was not completely destroyed upon impact. Ever since the ship went down, the Dubbbz has been growing stronger and stronger, planting sleeper agents throughout New York. And now in 2015, the Dubbbz activiates the agents, and now the entire city is under fire. The Cretins form again, this time without Nick, but with Quinn instead. The new team is able to take down the agents, and now face their greatest foe yet, The Dubbbz. As a team, they are able to demolish the Dubbbz for good, and send him to his death. At the end of the battle, the team questions why Weird Paul didn't bring Nick this time, and Paul tells the group that Nick never responded to any of his messages.

### Weird Paul's Excellent Adventure 2

It's Christmas time, and Weird Paul just wants to spend his Christmas at home, but this doesn't seem to be in the plan, as the ancient beings return, and tell Paul that the entire timeline is in peril, and they need his help. He agrees to help, as long as he is home for Christmas. The beings explain that an ancient being named Rama-Tut is travelling through the timeline, and attempting to kill any being that has the power to kill him. Paul does what he does best and travels throughout the timeline, fixing the wrongs that Rama-Tut has created, and in the end convinces the man to stop his murder spree.

### The Cretins: The Rise of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater

Taking place at the same time that the events of Quinn: Miss Piggy ended, the Flying Purple People Eater has been released and is now consuming every human it can see. Weird Paul calls upon the Cretins and they band together again to stop the beast. The group this time adds on Fat Bastard, who was willing to help after witnessing what the beast can do. The team makes their way to the city as they see the mayhem that the Flying Purple People Eater has already caused. Buildings have fallen, planes taken out of the sky, and monuments destroyed. This doesn't discourage the team, and they take the fight to the beast. They try their hardest, but nothing works. Groovy Yuvi begins to realize that what he sees infront of him was the same future that the future version of himself had warned him about. Wanting to prevent the destruction of everything, Groovy Yuvi tells them he has something that might help. He taps into the deepest part of his Energico, and fires a ray of pure nuclear power straight at the monster. When the dust settles, the beast still stands, and flies off. The group looks on, to see that the entire city of New York has been demolished. Not a single building stands. The Cretins have lost.

### The Cretins: The Fall of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater

Two years after the fall of New York, the Cretins haven't been seen since, and the world has finally began to rebuild. The Flying Purple People Eater hasn't been seen either. Each member of the Cretins is busy doing their own thing, Quinn is not only helping animals, but people now too. Fat Bastard continued his spy missions in Scotland. Air Soft Fatty is retired. Groovy Yuvi secluded himself from the world, because after what he did to New York, he feels like he failed. Nick Avocado still hasn't been seen in years. At this point, it seems like the Cretins will never form again. But then Weird Paul pears into the future, something he tries not to do. He sees what can be done, and how they can right their wrong. He gets the Cretins back together, and tells them he knows where the Purple People Eater is hiding, on the moon. The group is reluctant to help, but still agree to try, except for Groovy Yuvi, who tells them he will only make things worse. They all make their way to the moon, and here they find the monster. Together again after two years, they are finally a team again, and the final blow is is dealt by Quinn, who fills the monster with bees, and explodes it from the inside.

### Weird Paul's Final Adventure

At the same time as the previous story, the ancient beings come to Paul one last time, informing him about the opening of the multiverse. They tell him that they need his help to traverse the multiverse and bring home their long lost team member. Paul agrees to help, and the ancient beings upgrade his suit to now have multidimensional travel. Paul travels the multiverse and meets several notable people, and on his journey, he runs into the House of Ideas, where he meets Juno. He eventually finds the missing member and brings him back home to the rest of his team. But Weird Paul isn't done, he wants to explore the multiverse, so he does.

### The Cretins: One Cheese to End Them All

Moments after Nick's eruption, most of the Cretins heard about what was happening. They quickly formed and began to think of a plan of attack, but some of the team didn't think attacking was a good idea, since Nick was there friend. Other parts of the group thought that they didn't have enough fighters. In the end, the group came to conclusion that Nick had to be put down. So the group was divided, those who would go and fight Nick, and those who would find more fighters. Groovy Yuvi and Quinn went out and found the Bastards, and eventually found the Fall Flaters. Now with the combined effort of all three teams, the fight against Nick Avocado began. The battle lasted forever, with some of the bastards dying, and everyone giving it their all. But this only fuelled Nick, making him stronger. As soon as all hope seem lost, a portal opened up and out came Weird Paul, who stopped the fighting. He explained to Nick that he just traversed the entire multiverse, and he found that one thing was for certain, that there was always the same amount of cheese. This made Nick come to terms with the fact that no matter what craziness was going on in his life, there really was stability through all of it. Nick apologized for what he had done, and Weird Paul offered to take Nick's powers away from him. Nick wanted him too, and Weird Paul absorbed Nick's powers. In the end, the day was saved, and the Cretin's went on to continue their fight for justice.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

* Time Traveling Suit
	+ Energy Blasts
	+ Flight
* Multiversal Suit (Formerly)

### Abilities

* Expert Combatant
* Genius-Level Intellect

## Trivia

* Weird Paul's suit is very similar to that of an Iron Man suit.