The Geo Life/Transcript

This is a transcript for the *Geo TV* episode "The Geo Life".

## Act 1

* (Geo Guy, Rico and Eis are watching TV)
* **Guy on TV:** You couldn't handle it, could you? You just had to break everything, honey. You're ruining my life!
* **Lady on TV:** Brad, please forgive me! Noooooo!
* **Geo Guy:** Another life, another hangout.
* **Rico:** Speaking of, Geo Guy, ya' ready for the big day tomorrow, despite us still going to school?
* **Geo Guy:** Hell yeah, Rico! I'm not lying around to just chill. I'm ready for manhood to come. 13 birthdays, and I'm ready for manhood. You ready for manhood, Eis?
* **Eis:** Well, GG, that would calculate between 99.9% of fun and 1.0% boredom. It would take that much effort to make our 12-year old stuff lives complete.
* **Rico:** Wait, is it even physically a good thing?
* **Geo Guy:** Positive. Imagine if you're a lumberjack...
* **Rico:** Well...
* **Geo Guy:** (cont.) ...and have all of that golden flapjacks!
* **Rico:** Deal!
* **Pancake Guy:** (disappointed) And to think that I'm the best at delivering waffles.
* (TV turns on; static; title comes in)
* **Geo Guy:** Welcome to the world of sex and violence.
* (theme song plays)
* (At the Really Real Rainforest...)
* **Geo Guy:** I can't wait to make my dreams a reality!
* **Rico:** Mmmm, I can't wait for my 'jacks!
* **Eis:** I hope so. Besides, I'm hungry, too.
* **Geo Guy:** Good thing I got my beans--the fruit that helps you toot. (toot)
* **Rico:** I was told there would be marshmallows. Marshmallows? Where are you?
* **Geo Guy:** I have those too. (cut to bushes) The wilderness is a man's country, boys, so watch out for the wildest animals. Look, there's one now!
* **Rico:** Oh, mercy. (looks at penguin) I think that one loves me.
* **Eis:** It's just a penguin, Rico.
* **Rico:** Who's lost in the wild!
* **Geo Guy:** Yeah, penguins can't be in the wild. They should be in snow. Like Antarctica!
* **Rico:** I'm gonna call him Woozy!
* (nighttime)
* **Eis:** (shivering) Dammit, where's the shelter?
* **Rico:** (petting Woozy) We got a fire. What else do we need?
* **Geo Guy:** Folks, have I got something for you.
* **Eis:** Shelter?
* **Geo Guy:** That, and the story of how we met Mr. God on the first day of school.
* **Eis** and **Rico:** Mr. who?
* **Geo Guy:** Remember, that immortal son of Him from Above? (Eis and Rico look confused) The one that everybody will remember? (Eis and Rico still look confused. Geo Guy sighs) God?
* **Eis and Rico:** Oh yeah.
* **Geo Guy:** I remember like it was yesterday. But it's not. (flashback; Geo Guy is at school) Thanks for the ride to school on the first day, dad. School buses aren't always normal for me.
* **Tom:** Don't mention it.
* **Geo Guy:** Alright, Geo Guy, don't blow it. You got humiliated last time, so keep your cool. (takes a deep breath) Let's do this.
* (He walks to school as *Working for the Weekend* by Loverboy plays)
* **Lioose:** Oh, Geo Guy! Hi, Geo Guy!
* **Geo Guy:** What's up, Lioose?
* **Science teacher:** Mr. Edward, I'm not paying you to watch students!
* **Lioose:** Sorry!
* **Geo Guy:** Hey, Rico! Hey, Eis!
* **Eis and Rico:** GG!
* **Geo Guy:** How are my two peeps doin'?
* **Rico:** Oh, it's a blast! We doing the school's eating contest. But we'll remember Marty. He's unlucky last year, and he's homeschooled.
* **Marty:** Ooooh...I can still taste the fish.
* **Geo Girl:** Hi, Geo Guy. Hi, Eis. Hi, Rico. You guys ready for the competition?
* **Geo Guy:** (jaw drops)
* **Eis:** Of course!
* **Rico:** I can't wait!
* **Geo Guy:** Good, because it starts at 12:00 pm!
* (12:00 pm. Geo Guy and three other guys are competing)
* **Announcer:** Alright, I want a clear competition, ya hear? No cheating.
* **Geo Guy:** I never cheat.
* **Announcer:** And the winner gets free delicious for every school year!
* **Geo Guy:** I was hoping you would say that.
* (Competition begins; then ends. Geo Guy won!)
* **Announcer:** And the Winner is...Conner!
* **Rico:** Geo Guy, you won, man! Geo Guy?
* (Geo Guy is rendered unconscious)
* **Eis:** Holy crap! He's dead!
* **Rico:** Oh...
* **Voice:** No, he's not!
* **Rico:** ...mercy?
* (Clouds show up; we reveal that the voice is Mr. God)
* **Eis:** Oh...my...God!
* **Mr. God:** Exactly! Name's Mr. God, Son of God. Don't wear it out. And I'm here to make the three of you immortal.
* **Rico:** Immortality is neat. Does it also mean we can't get bumps or bruises...or get hurt overall? Oh, and also give us bottomless stomachs, so that we wouldn't be like Marty?
* **Marty:** I wish *I* had a bottomless stomach.
* **Mr. God:** That, and also heal your friend. (Makes Geo Guy, Rico, and Eis immortal)
* **Geo Guy:** Whoa. Thanks...Double WHOA! Who the hell is that?
* **Mr. God:** Mr. God, Son of God. Don't wear it out. And I'm not from Hell. Also, I don't want to talk to *him*. I'm here to give all of Geoville safety!
* **Geo Guy:** This is awesome! We have a guardian now, and he'll guide our every whim! We'll go from zeroes to heroes.
* **Eis and Rico:** Right on!