Game Transporter transcript

Stick Stickly: "And now, back to *The Fairly Oddparents Next Generation*, right here, on Nickelodeon 2.0."

## Scene 1: The virtual video game universe

Tommy, Tammy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Goldie and Poof Jr. are in their bright black ninja outfits and sneaking around all over the place.

Tommy: "It's silent,"

Tammy: "way too silent."

(A shadowed figure moves around right towards them.)

Tommy: "What was that?"

(More shadowed figures appear and throw some bananas right at them.)

Cosmo: "Tommy, Tammy,"

Wanda: "watch out!"

Poof: "That's double the daily recommended supply of beta banana splits!"

Tommy and Tammy (dodging the bananas, *Matrix* style): "Nooooooooooooooo!"

The bananas hit Poof.

Poof (with banana holes all over him): "I'm hit! an entire lot!"

Poof disappears a bit.

Goldie: "Watch out! they're coming super closer! they're-"

The shadowed figures reveal themselves to be Ninja Monkeys.

Tommy: "Ninja monkeys?"

Tammy: "that does it,"

Tommy: "helmets off."

Tommy, Tammy, Cosmo, Wanda, Goldie and Poof Jr. take their virtual reality helmets off. Tommy and Tammy toss their virtual reality helmets right near the television screen where Poof who still has holes from the banana attack is floating right near them.

### Tommy and Tammy's bedroom

Poof: "Look at me. I'm Swiss cheese."

Cosmo: "Is something the matter, Tommy and Tammy?"

Tommy: "Ninja monkeys?"

Tammy: "what are we? 5 year old kids?"

Tommy and Tammy's bedroom door's now opened by Vickybot.

Vickybot: "Hey! I heard lots of excitement. what's going on in here?!?"

Tommy: "Uh........nothing,"

Tammy: "we were just playing some video games in here."

Vickybot: "Well keep it down up here. you know when I'm watching both of you, I'm watching something on television."

Vickybot closes Tommy and Tammy's bedroom door.

Poof: "That was a super close 1."

Goldie: "No. this is a super close 1."

Poof: "Oxygen!"

Tommy: "Look,"

Tammy: "we're going to the washroom to wash our faces,"

Tommy: "while we're in there,"

Tammy: "no rabbits, monkeys or horses,"

Tommy: "make a video game that can terrify the daylights outta us."

Poof: "But you'll be already in the can. you already got your clothes and-"

Goldie: "Oh, why don't you just wish for exactly what the 2 of you want and we'll do our best."

Tommy: "We wish for a video game that's super challenging,"

Tammy: "a video game that you can't wish yourselves outta."

Tommy and Tammy leave for the washroom to wash their faces.

Poof: "That wish is just good enough to work around here,"

Goldie: "but we're gonna need lots of power to make it work."

*(Cosmo and Wanda plug their wands to the electricity plugs and put on welding masks and thick gloves)*

Poof: "1 super tough video game coming right up."

Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Goldie and Poof Jr. make their wands collide with 1 another and they proceed to make the game. they take up lots of power to make it, the power surges in all of Dimmsdale right before turning back on again. Meanwhile, Chester Jr., April, AJ Jr. and Olivia are walking around right outside the Turner family members' house.

Chester Jr.: "Whoooooa,"

April: "what was that?"

AJ Jr.: "the power just surged,"

Olivia: "every single light in Dimmsdale dimmed,"

Chester Jr.: "that can only mean 1 single thing."

Chester Jr., April, AJ Jr. and Olivia: "Tommy and Tammy just got a new video game!"

Chester Jr. April, AJ Jr. and Olivia enter the Turner family members' house and go all the way upstairs to Tommy and Tammy's bedroom. the video game's now made and it starts right up.

Cosmo: "I sure hope Tommy and Tammy like their new video game."

Chester Jr.: "Hey,"

April: "where are they?"

AJ Jr. and Olivia check their watches.

AJ Jr.: "It's 6:45 PM,"

Olivia: "Tommy and Tammy always wash their faces in the washroom at 6:45 PM."

Chester Jr.: "That's a bit crazy,"

April: "they always struck us as 7:39 teeth brushers."

AJ Jr.: "Wow,"

Olivia: "super thrillin',"

Chester Jr.: "virtual reality helmets."

Chester Jr., April, AJ Jr. and Olivia put on the virtual reality helmets and transport themselves right into the newly-made video game and Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Goldie and Poof Jr. show right up in front of it.

Poof Jr.: "Well that's not a super good situation."

Tommy and Tammy come right back in their bedroom.

Tommy: "Hey, you guys,"

Tammy: "what's going on with the power surge?"

Poof: "Shhhhh."

Cosmo: "Chester Jr., April, AJ Jr. and Olivia are on the television screen."

Tommy and Tammy: "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?"

Cut to Chester Jr., April, AJ Jr. and Olivia in the video game universe.......

Chester Jr.: "This is seriously crazy,"

April: "normally Tommy and Tammy's games are filled with ninja monkeys."

AJ Jr.: "We know."

Olivia: "what are they? 5 year old kids?"

Chester Jr., April, AJ Jr. and Olivia: [Laughing A Bit]

Cut back to Tommy and Tammy.........

Tommy: "Those crazy goof brains,"

Tammy: "just wait 'til we reset them."

Cosmo: "No, Tommy and Tammy!"

Wanda: "if you turn off the entire game while they're in there,"

Poof: "or if they lose all 5 of their lives,"

Goldie: "they'll disappear for good."

Tommy: "What?"

Tammy: "then we wish them outta the entire game."

Poof: "No. you can't. (Poof's head transforms into Tommy's head.) quote: We wish for a video game that's super challenging," (Poof's head transforms into Tammy's head.) a video game that you can't wish yourselves outta. unquote." (Poof's head's now back to its original self.)

Goldie: "You can either win the entire game,"

Poof Jr.: "or take off the helmet."

Tommy: "You guys don't do anything the other way around,"

Tammy: "do you?"

Poof: "No,"

Cosmo: "we're just 5 stars of an entire goof brain."

[Power Surging Brightly]

Tommy: "Oh my word,"

Tammy: "the entire game's using so much energy power that every single thing Vicky-Bot plugs in could turn off all sorts of power."

Tommy: "and turn the entire game off."

Tammy: "those 4 are complete goners."

Tommy: "unless of course they get themselves outta there."

Tammy: "you guys keep Vickybot from using up all sorts of power,"

Tommy: "we're going right in there."

(Cut to Vicky-Bot plugging in every single device.)

Vicky-Bot: "And this is the television screen, the DVD, the neck massager and the popcorn popper. I don't know exactly what the other plugs do. but I'm not paying for the electricity."

(Transformed into 5 little hamsters, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Goldie and Poof Jr. show right up in the living room.)

Goldie: "We can't let her plug all of those things in.

Wanda: "she'll blow up the entire power."

Poof: "Follow us right into the television screen."

Cosmo: "we got a super good idea."

Goldie: "*Tuesday, May Twenty-Forth."*

Wanda: "*Cosmo and Poof had a super good idea*."