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Hylna - Crooked Smiles

## About the track

Crooked Smiles is a Hypertone track made by Hylna and released June 30th, 2017.

Crooked Smiles is one of the most well-known songs in the Hypertone community (it has over 37,500 views on YouTube as of June 21st, 2023).

Bpm of the track: 25,056,000(?)

Listen to this track on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmLf468yNS0
Cuntspiltterkor

Cuntspiltterkor, or CSK is a Noise/Hypertone artist from Łódź. Specializing in Melodic Hypertone

Previously was making songs under the name "Seapunk"

CSK has contested the record for the fastest song after beating Vortex Reaper with his track "Agostopia" and currently on April 18th, 2021 his track "If You Could Make God Bleed, People Would Cease To Believe In Him" holds the record for fastest BPM at eee+6 BPM. He's also the first to ever reach "Surreal Hypertone" which is eee+6 BPM.

He also invented the technique called "Autocollection" which can break and split tracks automatically.

## All Cuntspiltterkor's Hypertone Tracks

Hecatonchires - Nihilist (Cuntspiltterkor 1,434,375,000 Remix) (April 1, 2021)

D1ssagenic vs CSK - Hyperverse (3,000,000 BPM) (April 13, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - Cyber Intrusion (19,530,250 BPM) (April 13, 2021)

DinoFucker & CSK - When The Past Combines With The Future (15,000,000 BPM) (April 14, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - Agastopia (ee+1025 BPM) (April 15, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - Kakorrhaphiophobia (1,700,000,000 BPM) (April 16, 2021)

CSK Ft. D1ssagenic - Your God Is Dead (Hypertone United OST) (120,000,000 BPM) (April 16, 2021)

Hecatonchires - Nihilist (4.4824219e+12 Remix) (April 16, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - Haematic Heartbreak (ee+1207 BPM) (April 17, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - The Swarm (ee+1069 BPM) (April 17, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - The Universe Is Anti God (Unknown BPM) (April 17, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - The World Is A Scary Place (ee+2007 BPM) (April 17, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - 昨夜のコンサートは最高でした (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Canibalism Of Hypertone ♥ (ee+2036 BPM) (April 17, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - Photopia (ee+2148 BPM) (April 17, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - The Quick Brown Fox With His Big Black (ee+2600 BPM) (April 17, 2021)

Cuntspiltterkor - Time (ee+3000 BPM) (April 17, 2021)

## Terms/Genres

CSK, has created the terms "Industrial Ambient", "Kakorrtoniaphobiaklf" & "Emotional Hypertone".
Dispatches from the Metaverse feat. Jathan Sadowski

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Oct 11th, 2021, and
 runs for about 66 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Mark Zuckerberg is building the future of the internet, and the future of everything, and it’s basically a much more exploitative version of Habbo Hotel. Where we’re going, you won’t need eyes to see… it’s the Metaverse! And thankfully we've got Jathan Sadowski, friend of the show and cohost of the This Machine Kills Podcast, to explain it further.
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Beholder or Miracle

Hey guys, softcore porn and erotica addict here, and I am fuming. Every time I get horny and want to go see some huge mommy milky badonkaloos on r/boobs, I get immediately flaccid because of how bad the posts are. The titles are fucking stupid and the angles are all shit. And not to mention the videos. Oooh man the videos. These woman Redditors really have never seen a male Redditor in their entire life. They also do the same things with their boobs with the bouncing and pushing of boobs around. It gets repetitive. At this point the size doesn’t even matter. Like please for once can we get some nipple play or something? Please do nipple play it’s so fucking hot.

Edit: Thanks for suggesting all the nsfw subreddits I’m not disappointed
ASSFUTURE

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Wed, Sep 20th, 2017, and
 runs for about 55 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Olga Koch

## Description

> Riley (@raaleh) Milo (@milo\_edwards) and Olga (@rocknrolga) sit down for what is probably the least coherent episode we've ever recorded. We talk about the Bodega, which is a stupid start up that invented a vending machine in order to spread poverty around the world, and about the Inspiration Trust's newest kid jail in Great Yarmouth, which requires you to shit in a bucket while making full eye contact with a teacher. Because of respect. STREET respect.
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Barrattly Legal feat. Owen Hatherley

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Jul 19th, 2021, and
 runs for about 76 minutes.

## Cast

* @owenhatherley
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> This week, Riley, Milo, and Alice join special guest Owen Hatherley (@owenhatherley) of Tribune Magazine to discuss Barratt Homes: what is the deal with new-build housing in the UK? Why is it of such uniformly bad quality? And why has this become pretty much the only real new construction of homes in this country? Also in this episode: another re-discovered song from Johannes Vonk and the Clogheads.
> Owen’s new collection Clean Living Under Difficult Circumstances: Finding a Home in the Ruins of Modernism is available from Verso Books here: (link omitted) you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: (link omitted) consider donating to charities helping Palestinian people here: (link omitted) here: (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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Commission Impossible feat. David Adler

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Tue, Dec 10th, 2019, and
 runs for about 8 minutes.

## Description

> In a preview of this week's bonus episode, we speak to David Adler of DiEM25 about what Remain and Revolt would actually mean -- and why the EU's labyrinthine politics is intentionally boring. We also discuss some great pre-election post-mortem columns, a thing that makes sense. You'll love it!
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Requiem for a Matt

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Jun 17th, 2019, and
 runs for about 74 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly
* @Riddle

## Description

> We’re posting through tears on this one. Our precious boy -- our sweet, beautiful lad himself -- is no longer a candidate for the Tory leadership contest. That’s right, Matt Hancock has stepped down after only four days. It was a truly heart-rending experience for Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum). How can we live in a future where the human labrador retriever Matt Hancock isn’t making us appreciate the power of business? How can we live without a PM who does parkour? This isn’t fair.
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A Hard Dog Is Gonna Fall feat. Podcasting is Praxis

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Nov 12th, 2021, and
 runs for about 11 minutes.

## Description

> Rob and Dave of the Praxiscast join the gang to discuss a U.K. success story in making beer, but more importantly, in making extremely annoying publicity stunts. Also, we return to the New York Times which appears to be doing Client Journalism for the Bored Ape NFT people.
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Eating from the Toilet to Own the Libs

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, May 3rd, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> This was supposed to be a hard-hitting episode with an interview about Russia and leftism in Russian politics, but we had a classic TF season 1 moment when the recording failed. So, here's what we were able to salvage from the episode, with a great review of the recent UK op-ed about feeding yourself slop to trigger the woke left. We love this island, we love the times we live in, and we (unironically) love you.
> If you want to get the whole episode, it's on Patreon here: (link omitted) support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: (link omitted) a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS dot com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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Balthasar Speedboat v.2.0 feat Nish Kumar and Olga Koch

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Jul 15th, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> All riffs, no plot, no prior planning, and a long digression about a dog with a huge dick. It's Balthasar Speedboat yet again, this time featuring Riley, Milo, Olga, and friend of the show Nish Kumar. You will enjoy it! And you will learn a lot about Canadian malls.
> Get the full episode on Patreon: (link omitted) consider donating to charities helping Palestinian people here: (link omitted) here: (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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Riley's Commie Book Club: People of the Abyss

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Jun 1st, 2018, and
 runs for about 55 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* @trashfuturepod

## Description

> It's that time again. Riley (@raaleh) grabbed a book, grabbed a mic, and opened up People of the Abyss, a 1903 book by American travel writer Jack London, about his experiences living in East London in that time. His observations on poverty, housing, inequality, capitalism, and imperialism are basically all analagous today. Enjoy! Also follow us on @trashfuturepod.
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Operation Clippy feat. Edward Ongweso Jr

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Aug 17th, 2020, and
 runs for about 99 minutes.

## Cast

* @bigblackjacobin
* @machinekillspod
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Oh, the UK has an algorithm that reinforces class hierarchy and suppresses social mobility in the education system? Weird how that happens--surely that's not the point! To discuss this, we’ve brought on tech journalist Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) of the This Machine Kills podcast (@machinekillspod) to discuss it with Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum). We also discuss the UK’s fixation on murdering asylum seekers in the English Channel, as well as a Niall Ferguson article about how TikTok is ‘digital fentanyl.’ You will love it.
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Bins, Mate: TF Reviews ‘Years & Years Episode 6‘ feat. Bryan Quinby and Devon

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Oct 28th, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> This is it. The end of the series. Some of the worst, twee-est, most Lib Dem writing you'll ever encounter. We watched it to the end, and we brought on Street Fight Radio's Bryan Quinby (who recommended this series in the first place!) to discuss, along with our special Y&Y correspondent, Devon. Hope you enjoy!
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Gimme Some Wubben feat Laurie Laybourn-Langton

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Tue, Apr 20th, 2021, and
 runs for about 73 minutes.

## Cast

* @Laurie\_L\_L
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> This week, we're speaking with IPPR researcher and friend of the show Laurie Laybourn-Langton (@Laurie\_L\_L) about his new book 'Planet on Fire: A Manifesto for the Age of Environmental Breakdown' (co-authored with Matthew Lawrence). We also talk about a deeply stupid SPAC that JD Vance is hawking, and some other stuff about the whole climate thing. Yes, the guy who runs the SPAC is named Jeff W. Ubben.
> You can buy Laurie's book here (it debuts on April 20): (link omitted) you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: (link omitted) support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: (link omitted) a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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May 6th: The Cops Election

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, May 3rd, 2021, and
 runs for about 72 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> May 6th will mark regional local elections in the UK, to include the London mayoral election. Considering that 4 of the 5 of us are based in London, this does in fact affect us. However, all polling indicates that Sadiq Khan will win again on a platform of More Cops and handing all decisions to property developers, with the remaining candidates all basically wanting More Cops. Sian Berry? Bad. Laurence Fox? Don't make me laugh. Shaun Bailey? Joke. Brian Rose? Okay, he's extremely bad also, but that man is a verifiable content machine. So, we decided on a platform of 'vote if you want to do but don't really expect much either way' and then decided to talk about Brian Rose's completely bonkers life force. Hope you enjoy!
> If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: (link omitted) support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: (link omitted) a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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No Platforming the Platforms feat. Nick Srnicek

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Oct 14th, 2019, and
 runs for about 64 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly
* @n\_srnck

## Description

> What is platform capitalism? And why is it that Amazon seems to be transitioning from online bookstore to perpetually-expanding defense contractor? This week’s episode features Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum) in discussion with author and academic Nick Srnicek (@n\_srnck). Nick’s previous books include “Platform Capitalism” and “Inventing the Future: Postcapitalism and a World without Work.” He joins us to discuss a particularly non-HIPAA compliant app and his own work into the (monopolistic, bad) platforms that dominate our economy today.
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Comin’ in for a Landing

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Tue, Jul 7th, 2020, and
 runs for about 78 minutes.

## Description

> Welcome to another edition of TF’s coverage of humanity’s trajectory following our step off the ledge. We begin to look at what happens when the unstoppable force of capital’s need to grow smashes into the immovable object of hard limits on economic growth in the long term. Riley, Alice, and Milo discuss what the Economist’s calls “The 90% Economy,” and ponder just what world we will emerge into.
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In Search of (Even More) Racist Facebook

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Sep 3rd, 2020, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Description

> Have you heard the story about right-wingers who decide to build their own social media, crowdfunding, or even ridesharing sites? We're talking Gab, Hatreon, and the like. Why do they all fail? Why are they so poorly assembled? And why does this keep happening? In this preview of the bonus episode for the week, the True Chaos Configuration of Riley, Milo, and Alice attempt to decipher this riddle for our times.
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Mindfulness Meltdown ft. Maggy van Eijk

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Jan 29th, 2018, and
 runs for about 74 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* @MaggyVanEijk

## Description

> Riley (@Raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), and Hussein (@HKesvani) sit down with journalist and mental health writer Maggy van Eijk (@MaggyVanEijk) to talk about the mendacious claptrap that is self help and self care and the other ways in which we try to inject psychology into our veins to escape from the hell pit of capitalism. It's a fun romp that includes a visit to Jay Shetty's fantasy land, a couple products from Arianna Huffington's scammy well being company, and two readings - one from liberal douchebag Richard Branson on how to be happy, and then on Alpha Dog Big Dick David Brooks on Jordan Peterson, whose dick curls like a pig's tail.
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Intelligence 2.0 feat. Felix Biederman

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Dec 31st, 2018, and
 runs for about 90 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly
* @ByYourLogic

## Description

> Happy new year, you voles, you vulgar abbey mice. The clock might just be striking midnight, but that’s no excuse for you to not ditch your family and the people who love you in order to listen to this week’s Trashfuture. In this episode, Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Alice Caldwell-Kelly (@AliceAvizandum) join special guest Felix Biederman (@ByYourLogic) of Chapo Trap House to discuss Steven Pinker’s exceptional work of analysis, “Enlightenment Now: The Case for Reason, Science, Humanism, and Progress.”
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Intelligence 3.0 feat. Felix Biederman

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Oct 17th, 2019, and
 runs for about 7 minutes.

## Cast

* @ByYourLogic
* @chapotraphouse

## Description

> In a preview of this week's bonus episode, we've done a deep dive into the work of the king of the airport books: Malcolm Gladwell. Riley, Milo, and Alice join Felix Biederman (@ByYourLogic) of Chapo Trap House (@chapotraphouse) to discuss the horror and the banality of the truest of thinkers. Hope you enjoy!
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Cold Chicken Milkshake ft. Dimitri Bakanov

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Jul 27th, 2017, and
 runs for about 49 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* @dimitribakanov

## Description

> James done dropped the psuedonym and is just going by his Real Christian Name, Riley, from now on (still @raaleh on twitter). Send me nudes rendered entirely in roses to show your gratitude.
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Riley's Commie Book Club: The End of the Transition Paradigm

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Sun, Jan 20th, 2019, and
 runs for about 54 minutes.

## Description

> Riley's commie book club unlocked for you this weekend! Listen to Riley talk about his experiences with International Relations as an academic discipline via a paper by Thomas Carothers, The End of the Transition Paradigm.
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Gender Critical National Infrastructure feat. Abi Thorn + Mattie Lubchansky

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Tue, Sep 28th, 2021, and
 runs for about 65 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> So you've decided to run down the functions of your society? What's left to get people up in the morning? We are joined by Abi Thorn and Mattie Lubchansky to talk about the political usefulness of transphobia. But first, we talk about how Britain engineered a gas crisis it is unwilling to escape from, and talk about a cool business.
> If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: (link omitted) you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) ALERT\* Smoke returns for another night of new material from pro-comics featuring Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Jordan Brookes. See it all, for the low price of £5, on September 28 at 8 pm at The Sekforde Arms (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA): (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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'Disinformatskaya'

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Jun 28th, 2018, and
 runs for about 68 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea

## Description

> In a special edition of Trashfuture recorded in early May, Riley (@raaleh) and Milo (@Milo\_Edwards) hung out in Moscow with Russian comedian Yevgeniy Chebatkov and discussed the Russian comedy scene, why you can’t make jokes about Putin on TV, Tsarist-nostalgia restaurants, and Milo’s controversial opinion that maybe Stalinism was a bit much.
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Balthasar Speedboat 5 (ft. Olga Koch and Pierre Novellie)

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Sun, Jun 7th, 2020, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Description

> This week's (belated, sorry!) bonus is a Balthasar Speedboat comedy special featuring Riley, Milo, Olga, and Pierre Novellie. Enjoy a discussion of the wide varieties of being horny online, how Riley spends his Christmas in Britain, and why a famous holiday songwriter also releases nude calendars for elderly women. It's a forensic examination of horniness. Hope you enjoy!
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JFK Uncle Junior

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Sep 5th, 2019, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Description

> We all have Epstein Brain, or at least Riley, Milo, and Alice do. But first, this episode covers our reflections on London and which bits of it suck, a review of the Duke of Westminster's app that lets council tenants decide how they want to get kicked out, then finally we realise everyone's favourite prince couldn't possibly be involved in Epstein shit! He said so!
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Magna Carta Baz: TF Reviews 'Robin Hood (2010)' feat. Eleanor Janega and Patrick Wyman

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Jul 2nd, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> This week, we've rounded up our favorite historians and subjected them to yet another absolutely terrible movie--this time it's Ridley Scott's 'Robin Hood,' a nearly 150-minute long film that sucks. Who could not say they loved a long digression into the Magna Carta's origins or a sequence we can only call Medieval Saving Private Ryan? You will enjoy this.
> Get the whole episode on Patreon here: (link omitted) consider donating to charities helping Palestinian people here: (link omitted) here: (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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Billion$ feat. James Meadway

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Mar 11th, 2019, and
 runs for about 76 minutes.

## Cast

* @meadwaj
* Riley Quinn
* Hussein Kesvani
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea

## Description

> We live in a blessed time, a truly wise era of human history in which Kylie Jenner’s cosmetics front company is somehow valued at $1 billion USD. Now, this is not a good thing, and special guest James Meadway (@meadwaj) -- an economist, writer, and former adviser to John McDonnell MP -- explains why this is just one symptom of the morass in which we find ourselves, and why recovering an oppositional style of politics is more important than ever.
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Riley's Commie Book Club: Mark Fisher

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Wed, May 15th, 2019, and
 runs for about 61 minutes.

## Description

> It’s that time again: Riley sat down with a book, and now you have to hear him talk about it for an hour or so. This month, Riley read K-Punk, out now on Repeater Books. K-Punk collects the previously unpublished writing of British left cultural, political, and social critic Mark Fisher, who explored realism and imagination, future and memory, and the freedom to imagine better worlds.
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Grace Blakeley

Grace Blakeley is a staff writer at Tribune and the host of our weekly podcast A World to Win.

Twitter: @graceblakeley

### Episodes

* In John McDonnell’s Navy feat. Grace Blakeley
* Capitalism Is Sucking Itself Off feat. Grace Blakeley
* Seize the Beans of Production feat. Grace Blakeley
* Rich Lists, Rent Seeking, and Subsidized Royals ft. Grace Blakeley
An Oaf For All Seasons ft. Bill Corbett

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Sep 2nd, 2021, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Cast

* @BillCorbett
* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) of Rifftrax and MST3K joins the gang to discuss a strange film - the documentary made by failed London mayoral candidate and three time piss drinker, Brian Rose. It's all about how Ayahuasca can motivate you to save the world with the perfect conference of youtubers.
> Get the whole thing on Patreon here: (link omitted) you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: (link omitted) DESIGN ALERT\* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: (link omitted) are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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From Russia with Bugs: Dispatches from Sochi ft Ryan Broderick

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Tue, Oct 24th, 2017, and
 runs for about 37 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* @Broderick

## Description

> Half ‘sode this week with your boys – Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@milo\_edwards), and Hussein (@HKesvani), sit down with Ryan Broderick (@Broderick), deputy global head of news at Buzzfeed and host of the Internet Explorer podcast to get a run down his experience hosting a Russian futurism conference (spoiler alert it sucks and nothing works). Short ‘sode this week because Ryan had to run in the middle because the GODDAMN NEWS never sleeps. We were gonna do a smart episode I swear. We just got way too stupid.
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Infernal Theories ft. Grace Lavery

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Sun, Oct 25th, 2020, and
 runs for about 75 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Hussein Kesvani
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly

## Description

> Writer and academic Grace Lavery joins the gang to reminisce about our favourite Quibs - but honestly, how could you even pick one? We also discuss how the Tories are very concerned with protecting working class students by fighting imaginary culture wars against "critical theory" while subjecting them to holiday starvation.
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An E-Mail Client for the Profoundly Stupid ft Tom Usher

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Mon, Jul 1st, 2019, and
 runs for about 69 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* Milo Edwards
* Nate Bethea
* Alice Caldwell-Kelly
* @tom\_usher\_
* @Riddle

## Description

> What if an app made you pay $30 a month for some email hotkeys? What if Britain stopped burning coal only to build 30 gigawatts of gas-burning power? What if Justine Greening wasn't a reliable source on anything, but certainly not social mobility? Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo\_Edwards), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum) join special guest and feature writer Tom Usher (@tom\_usher\_) to discuss these possibilities. You know you love it, folks!
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Riley's Commie Book Club AKA "Better Read Than Dead": Psychopolitics

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Tue, Mar 20th, 2018, and
 runs for about 41 minutes.

## Cast

* Riley Quinn
* @trashfuturepod
* @coplandresident

## Description

> It's TRASHSOLO II time, baby. Riley's (@raaleh) been back at the books, and talks about what Byung Chul Han's new Psychopolitics, out now on Verso. It's a fantastic book that speaks to a lot of where we are today with data, control, and predictability. I think it encapsulates a lot of the intellectual underpinnings of the show. Why we don't like Jay Shetty, why we hate the daycare world, and why we all think being an idiot is so important.
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Intelligence 4.0 Ft. Felix Biederman

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Fri, Aug 28th, 2020, and
 runs for about 59 minutes.

## Description

> You voted, we listened! Our listener poll of "which of our series' do you want unlocked" returned a result! So... welcome back to the world of intelligence.
> Riley, Alice, Milo, and Chapo Trap House's Felix Biederman have once again sat down and cracked open a book of brain literature. This time we read through British brain god Dr. Matt Ridley's The Rational Optimist (2010), and it left us all a lot happier as we explored a truly beautiful mind. It's a balm for the soul. Check it out!
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Britainology 3: Understanding Home Counties Guys

This episode of Trashfuture was published on Thu, Aug 27th, 2020, and
 runs for about 10 minutes.

## Description

> This week's bonus features Milo and Nate on another Britainology, this time with Kent guy Hussein, to discuss the Home Counties and how the deeply cursed world of London suburbia has created an identity of Britishness that you've probably encountered, even if you didn't recognise it. Hope you enjoy!
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