Jasleiney Gomez

Jaime (Brother)

Abuela (Grandmother)

Flor (Aunt)

Benito (Uncle)

Michi (Cousin)

Maruchi (Aunt)

Armando (Ex-Uncle)

Rodrigo (Ex-Uncle)

Laritza (Cousin)

Kevin (Cousin)

**Jasleiney Marie Gomez**, also known by her stage name **Artemia**, is the daughter of Gloria, Jaime's sister, and one of Abuela's grandchildren. Due to her mysterious and ominous personality, not much is known about her and is the least seen major character in Jenny's universe. Her mother usually makes outlandish stories and rumors about her "accomplishments," but makes no effort to prove them to the rest of the family. She unusually refers to her mother as "mother," or "Gloria." ("The Misu Queen (A Tiger King Parody)")

## Appearance

Jasleiney is always seen wearing dark clothing and makeup, except in pictures and flashbacks ("Sangiving With Your Fancy Tía Thanksgiving With Hispanics"; "Mother's Day With Your Judgy Latina Mom," respectively). She has black hair and commonly wears a black, sheer fabric dress with black nails, eyeliner, lipstick, and makeup on her eyebrows. Jasleiney also wears a golden-white septum piercing.

## Character

Jasleiney is considered the polar opposite of Laritza; Jasleiney is an antisocial introvert, rarely speaks when seen, and wears dark clothing, whereas Laritza is a social extrovert (who also runs her own blog, probably on YouTube), is seen talking most of, if not, all the time, and wears brighter clothing. Despite their immense differences, they both get along pretty well, and sometimes Jasleiney is the voice of reason towards Laritza, as seen in the episode, "Laritza doesn't want to VOTE," where she rationally encourages her cousin to vote. Jasleiney has an enigmatic and sinister appearance and personality, which gives off a unknown vibe about her.

It seems she dislikes her mother parading her achievements, as when she was placed in an advanced placement class, she told Laritza not to tell her mother. (When Summer Vacation is over, Bro!")

Jasleiney is the least seen character in Jenny's universe, so not much is known about her. What is known is that she is evidently interested in Macabre culture and has appeared in anime conventions in Japan (the only known true fact of Jasleiney, as seen in the pictures in "Sangiving With Your Fancy Tía Thanksgiving With Hispanics"). She also happens to be vegan and is keen on astrology.

In the final episode of Season 3, ¿Quien Carajo Really Es Primo Kevin?, Jasleiney fabricated her own story about Kevin's backstory, which was that Kevin is actually deceased, and is considered their "late cousin." Jasleiney states that due to Kevin's death, the family only thinks about him when he sees him and, conversely, don't remember him when they see him. Jasleiney adds that Kevin passed away tragically many years ago, and is, therefore, a ghost. Lastly, Jasleiney says that Kevin's ghost haunts the family ever so often, which forces the family to attempt to "remember" who he is. This theory, despite its irregularities, is most likely the strongest-sounding theory when compared to Michi and Laritza's stories, as most of her statements did make sense in some way. However, the theory also goes in line with Jasleiney's personality, which is most likely why she created such a story.

## "False" Accolades and Achievements

Jasleiney is often lauded by her mother, Gloria, to make herself feel superior to those around her. The audience will never know for sure if these are true, however, it should be noted that Gloria's behavior and personality makes it seem that they are fabricated. The list below presents all the false accolades and achievements that Gloria has made up of her daughter so far:

* She hosted a charity event alongside Lily Estefan and Cristina Saralegui ("When your shady LATINA AUNT pays you a SURPRISE VISIT").
* She learned Cantonese, a variant of the many spoken languages in China, in a matter of 7 days ("When your shady LATINA AUNT pays you a SURPRISE VISIT").
* She learned the Sim language, Simlish ("When your shady LATINA AUNT pays you a SURPRISE VISIT").
* She was in Japan teaching English to children (various episodes; introduced in "When your shady LATINA AUNT pays you a SURPRISE VISIT").
* She volunteered at a shelter ("Laritza Survives a CUBAN SANGIVING").
* She was a costume designer for the New York City Ballet ("Mother's Day With Your Judgy Latina Mom").

## Trivia

* Although mentioned since the first episode in Jenny's YouTube channel, Jasleiney has one of the fewest appearances, with Migdalia and Carucha having even fewer..
* Jasleiney was originally portrayed by Mimi of the Chonga Girls, in several skits for We Are Mitu, as well as in Jenny's own "The Different Types of Tías You Encounter During The Holidays" episode.
* Jasleiney lives in Coral Gables, Florida, with her mother.
* Jasleiney speaks Parseltongue, which Laritza also speaks and understands ("Sangiving With Your Fancy Tía | Thanksgiving With Hispanics").
* She hasn't been to church since 2012 ("When You Only Wear BLACK CLOTHES").
* Jasleiney's stage name is *Artemia*, which means medieval wizard goddess or moon goddess.
* According to "If Abuela's Family was The Addams Family" her middle name is Marie.
* According to Jenny and Kevin, Jasleiney was originally conceptualized, they initially considered having her be this promiscuous "Ratchet-ass", "Chongalicious" girl, since it falls in line with the idea of her being the exact opposite of what her mother Gloria would approve of. However, it was finally decided that she would be goth instead.