Zombeh Etteck!

**Zombeh Etteck!** is the 5th episode in DTB, which is also the 5th episode overall

## Zombeh Etteck!

### Starring

Lumpy, Cuddles, Flaky, Lammy, Toothy, Petunia, and the zombies

## Song Used

Intro song: Yoav Landau - The Living Tombstone (When the song reaches 0:39, the song cuts) (link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNiCaFnOKFs)

Looting Moment: Kevin McLeood - Spazzmatica Polka

## Pre-Intro Transcript

* (A lamp post rear its light on a globe)

## Intro

The group were in their bus, singing to the intro song. Suddenly, they ecounter a pedestrian on the road, and squash the pedestrian, causing the bus to bounce into a apocolypse city, fainting to the high distance fall. Everybody in the bus wakes up in confusion and Petunia was gone.

## Transcript

* Everybody in the bus: \*wakes up\*
* Cuddles: Oh no! We hit that person!
* Lammy: Big bloody deal! That person busted our bus!
* Flaky: There's maybe a city over there...
* (Screen cuts to deeper in the cementary)
* Toothy: Hm... I wonder why all the graves are empty...
* Flaky: Who cares...
* (They enter a zombie city)
* (Toothy immedietly runs to Petunia without noticing)
* Toothy: Hello Petunia! Are you okay- \*gets bitten by Petunia\* ARGHH!
* Lammy: OMG!
* Flaky: She bit off his arm!
* Cuddles: RUN AWAY!
* (The group ran away to a gas station and look for repair kits)
* Flaky: I think we lost them.
* (The group look excited at a crowded gas station before swapping moods at them)
* Commander Zombie 1: Rahhh! \*points to the group\*
* (The horde of zombies carry their commander to the surviving group)
* Lammy: OMG! They're getting closer!
* Cuddles (in Edd Gould's voice): RUN AWAY AGAIN!
* (The group ran away for shelter)
* Lumpy and Flaky: \*tired deep breathing\*
* Lammy: We need a fortress to hide in!
* Flaky (talk at x0.75 speed): But it needs to be camoflaged!
* (The group choose a 1-story, lonely post office and decide to hide in there)
* Cuddles: This place have things to scout out surroundings
* Lammy: Perhaps we should go and look for some weapons.
* Cuddles: Flaky, why don't you scout around for some supplies?
* Flaky: Lumpy! Give me a chair stack so I can look around for more weapons, I have a spining rifle.
* (Flaky climb up the stack of chairs and open a hatch)
* (Flaky see a zombie staying near the post office and staying in place, the zombie soon got sniped)
* (Flaky look the scope again, this time she's looking at the stores that sell weapons and choose a mall)
* Flaky: Let's go looting!
* Cuddles: OKAY!
* The group got some weapons and this is what they got:

* (Cut back to the gas station)
* Lammy: We'll ambush the zombies:
* Lammy: Lumpy take the back side, Cuddles take the left, I take the right, and Flaky take the front, okay?
* (The remaining teammates return to the gas station and waylays the crowd of zombies, but relize they were gone.
* (The group return to the gas station and loot it for repair kits.)
* Lumpy: We got a repair kit... What now?
* Flaky: \*shocked at incoming group of zombies\*
* Toothy (Commander Zombie 2): Indubitbly!
* Toothy: ATTACK! My solidiers!
* (Fight starts)
* (A zombie bites Lammy)
* Cuddles: NOOOOO!! NOT MY VENDING MACHINE!?!
* Flaky: Screwit! Let's get outta here!
* Narrator: A quick repair later...
* Flaky: drive, Drive, DRIVE!!
* (The bus has driven out of the city and succesfully escaped, meanwhile Lammy teleported into the bus)
* Flaky: Uh oh! Seems like... a zombie... just... get... into our... bus!
* Lammy (zombie): \*groan + gunshot\*
* (Part 2 starts with Cuddles, Flaky, Lumpy, and a priest)
* I don't have the idea for this ones.
* Cuddles: \*sobs\*
* (Doorbell Ringing)
* Lammy (zombie): let me in
* Cuddles: What? No...
* Lammy: \*turns into a asdfmovie figure for a while\* I'm inside your car J-
* Cuddles: Can you dismount that car please?
* Lammy: Cure me with a Necronomicon please... or else... i'll eat you're brains!
* (Cut to Flaky's apartment)
* Commander "Brains" Toothy: \*groans\* Open the door!
* Flaky: What?
* (Cut to the bus)
* Cuddles: Don't close the door, let her in-
* Lumpy: Oops, I slam the door on... her leg...
* (One of Lammy's foot got detached by the closing door)
* Cuddles: \*facepalm\* Whatever...
* Lammy (Zombie): Hey, it's Kim and Katya!
* (Two zombies wearing devil costumes gets runned over by the bus)
* (The bus stop by a pavement)
* Lumpy: I'll find a way to exit this city, you run to the Necronomicon before Toothy can reach it!
* Cuddles: Okay. \*walks away\*
* (Few minutes of fighting later)
* Poor Person: Help me, you got to... help me!
* Toothy: Nom!
* Flaky: Toothy, why you eat any survivor that come to us?
* (The dead poor person wakes up and Flaky immedietly shoot it)
* Toothy: Uh oh, three Necronomicons?
* (Cuddles and Lammy arrives as well)
* (A zombie take a fake one while groaning at it, killing itself)
* (Toothy take another fake book and the screen flashes, a short high pitch low volume cut scream can be heard while Toothy was sucked into it)
* (Lammy take the real one and reads)
* Lammy: **Drawde Rac Ruoy Ni Mi, Sucimaerc Eci Sucideen!**
* (Spiritual hands rise up and free Lammy's spirit)
* Flaky: Um... go get me drunk?
* (Later, at Cuddle's house)
* (A black figure with red eyes and a dark shadow around it rises in front of Cuddle's bed)
* Shadow Figure: \*magic vocals\*
* Cuddles: \*mumbles\*
* Cuddles: Woahey!?
* Shadow Figure: Toothy is promoted as the commander of the zombies and spread their viruses and diseases over the world!! It's up to you to defeat him and stop the evil!!
* (The shadow figure dissapears)
* Cuddles: I should report it to Flaky.
* Lumpy: What happended this midnight?
* Cuddles: A shadow figure just wan't me to save the world...
* Lumpy: Really?
* Narrator: On the Way!!
	+ doorbell\*
* Flaky: Um... who are you?
* Cuddles: It's me, umm C-
* Flaky: Fine! Fine!
* (The door opens)
* Cuddles: Um, what?
* Cuddles: Why did you kill the person that hint us?
* Flaky: I mistaken it, for a monster...
* Cuddles: Ok, i'll explain it for you...
* (Cut back to the post office in the zombie city)
* Cuddles: Where is the chairs again...
* Lumpy: Oh I, forgot. \*pushes the chair stack into the hatch while Flaky climbs on it again\*
* Cuddles: What is the scouting progress here?
* Flaky (peeks out of the post office): Umm... this is totally... um...
* (The screen cuts to the main street, where a huge horde of zombies passing by a left turn and middles turn road)
* Flaky (jump down the chair pile): I have a plan.
* Cuddles: What?
* Flaky: Lumpy lure the zombies to the huge pavement. I will throw Moltovov Cocktails, while you Cuddles run to the second floor of the building in that alleyway and shoot the zombie horde with your guns. While I and Lumpy will clear the rest.
* Cuddles: Oh, wait, where is the alchohol?
* Flaky: I used it all...
* Lumpy: Oh, we have to attack immedietly!
* (The fight starts)
* (Cuddles push Toothy into a hot cheese founde set)
* Toothy: Oh Irony! \*dies\*
* Cuddles: I think that's it...
* (The screen zoom out while the screen receives a white tint)

## Voices

Voice Actors
 Thomas Ridgewell
 Mattew Hargreaves
 Tord Larsson
 Various voices
 Paul Ter Voodre

## Trivia

* The yellow bus has a graffiti made by the group which is a green splat with blue words saying "The EW Mobile" which is a combination of the text from *Eddsworld* and the color of the graffiti from *Scooby Doo* franchise.
	+ After Season 2 onwards, the graffiti is removed.
* At the start of the second part, Lammy's name is referenced which is: "Lammy Thompson".