The Burger King

The Burger King, circa 1952.

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## Dante Burgerio

Dante Burgerio (1921 - Present) is the current monarch of the now defunct, and fallen Burger Kingdom.

Once a proud, prosperous society, The Burger Kingdom was quickly on the road to global domination under Burgerio's leadership. Dante was a young, attractive, horny yet confident king, and he seemed destined for glory.

This was until his kingdom was *nuked* by McDonaldland. As the only survivor of this tragedy, Dante Burgerio was mutated into a ghoul, with a somewhat gleeful smile. With nothing but revenge to live for, Dante Burgerio decided to pursue vengeance against the citizens and government of McDonaldland, periodically striking from the shadows, bringing terror, chaos, and death.

## Early life (1921 - 1940)

Born to poor, mischievous pirate-merchants, Dante Burgerio was only weeks old when his parents sold him into a slave trade on Silver's Island. Dante was raised a slave, and spent his childhood toiling for his slavemasters. Dante's slavemasters taught him the principle of loyalty, and that loyalty was the most important thing a man could uphold to. Dante, not knowing any life but the cruel life of a slave, was content with being loyal to his slavemasters. He was fiercely dedicated to his masters, and even fought and brutalized other boys who would attempt to disobey them.

### The Uprise Of The Mighty Burger Kingdom

After spending all his life on the slavemaster's land, he gained power and loyalty to his higher ups by being quite persuasive. As he was a very confident young lad, this was a minor task. He kept gaining power 'till he was just below the former king, and he soon after hired an assassin to eliminate the former king, 'Jack In The Box'. After the assassination of Jack, thereforth came the golden age of **The Mighty Burger Kingdom.**

## The Golden Age

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5 years after his kingdom was formed, he found a lass called 'The Dairy Queen'. He even had a daughter and a son named Wendy and Ronald. They had many allies such as the Taco Bell Empire, and The White Castle.

No other kingdom would dare challenge the mighty Burger Kingdom, *until one day...*

## Ronald's 16th Birthday

Ronald grew a hatred for his father Dante quite quickly, and his vast, vast hatred grew so big that he left the kingdom. Ronald started small using his persuasion skills from his father to gain a small following. With his group of lost souls, and a growing want for a monopoly, he built a town based on his biased hatred for the burger kingdom, and slowly over the next 10 years he grew his empire.. ***McDonaldLand.***

## The Great War

Soon, Ronald had created such a huge kingdom that it even rivaled The Mighty Burger Kingdom. Thus, Ronald decided his attack; a quickly planned one, but one that would keep his rival, his father himself, at bay.

A barrage of bullets rained down from the sky on The Mighty Burger Kingdom on one fine evening. Dante, being caught off guard, had no defense. He tried to rally troops, but unfortunately, it was too much for the burger soldiers to handle.

They eventually, within a few days, managed to push back the attackers. By then the dust had settled, yet The Mighty Burger Kingdom was in a panicked frenzy. Dante had no idea who had done this, and decided to have a battalion of 2,000 soldiers scour the land to find unidentified kingdoms. Once the battalion had returned, they reported to Dante that a new Kingdom wad spotted 20 miles north, and that it was a newbie settlement named McDonaldLand. Dante had never heard of this settlement. He knew that the leader of this mysterious kingdom was unknown and needed further investigation.

After the attack, the McDonaldLandians returned to McdonaldLand to regroup, and plan another attack. Yet, Ronald knew that Dante would be expecting another attack, and not only just expecting, but anticipating it too.. so he had to strategize. On the other side, Dante decided to go with his army to try to figure out a resolution. Once he arrived at the kingdom he heard a familiar voice from above. He realized it was his beloved son Ronald, and Dante was confused.

'Why would my son do this to me?' Dante said, standing below his son.

2 weeks after the attack Ronald got word that a Burgerkingian army arrived at the front gates of McDonaldLand. He spoke to his father from the high walls of his kingdom telling his father that his appearance at the castle was a mistake refusing to hear out his fathers proposal. The Burgerkingian army had returned to their kingdom. This war went on for 10 more years, both of the kingdoms receiving devastating blows, and both of the kingdom's people living in terror, wondering when the next attack will occur.

## The Aftermath

After 10 years of war, the McDonaldLandians had had an idea. Ronald was tired of fighting, and wanted to end it, so he asked his citizens and and one of them spoke up. They were a former Burgerkingian, a newbie in both the McDonaldLand and The Mighty Burger Kingdom.. his name was **Burger King Foot Lettuce**. He suggested *nuclear warfare,* and Ronald liked the idea. He ordered all of his craftsmen to work on the nuclear bomb, named 'The Big Mac.' The Burgerkingians had no idea of this plan. Slowly, over time, Ronald was working on his next air strike.

### 2 weeks later

The Burger Kingdom was taken by surprise, as all in an instant, was destroyed. All Dante's people were dead. His wife, his daughter.. he saw everything he worked so hard for destroyed. The only way Dante survived, was because he was deep in the palace. Slowly, the radiation started to mutate him. His once handsome face disfigured beyond recognition. He was in constant pain. The only thing keeping the monstrosity that was once known as 'Dante' alive, was his thirst for revenge, the revenge of the man he once called his very own. So, he started his long painful march to his son's Kingdom.

Once he made it, the turrets and guards looked on in fear of what had just walked up to their land. Shortly after, Dante was shot down, in fear by his son's guardsmen. Falling onto the paved ground was Dante's dead body.

Horns played, for the king was dead.... *for now.*

Part 2 The Twins Peak

Weeks after the war, two brothers Carl's Jr. And Hardee was travaling trough McDonaldLandian territory. The brothers were poor traders only a few possessions to there name they then made it too the front gate of this huge castle with a flag with two golden arches on it. It was the McDonaldLandians, by now Ronald was known throughout the land as "The Slayer Of The Burger King" he was feared far and wide and thats how he liked it. Carl's Jr. And Hardee were frozen in fear of what lay before them. It was a rotting corpse and Hardee could Barley make out what it said on its crown and it Read "Burger King" and the boys were terrified. Fortunately the McDonaldLandians let them in for a few days and in that short time frame the boys saw the Tyranny of Ronald and how depressed his citizens were. One Citizen named Burger King Foot Lettuce called out too the boys obviously seeing the disgust in there eyes from what they were seeing, Burger King Foot Lettuce told them the story of the once great Burger Kingdom and its downfall, after the boys hear the story they leave yelling "Ronald is a Tyrant!!" Before storming out of the kingdom. With their Mule and rucksacks the marched to a new land to start a civilization of there own to hopefully destroy Ronald and his Tyranny.

The Twins Humble Beginnings.