The Insider/Transcript

*[Tobias steals the chips]*
**T****obias**: *[cackling]*
**Gumball**: We're not going down without a fight, Mr. Wilson!
**T****obias**: Oh, it's on.
*[Warning screen reads: **NO FIGHTING**]*
**Darwin**: Come on, Gumball, you can do it!
**Carrie**: GGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
**R****achel**: Tobias Wilson, you are under arrest.
**T****obias**: *[Gets in the police car]* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *[Gumball and Darwin wave goodbye]* NOOOOO!!!
**Mom**: *[Has a nice relaxing bath]*
**Dad**: Nicole!
**Mom**: Richard, what do you want?
**Dad**: The kids, they're home!
**Mom**: *The kids are home?*
**Dad**: April Fools!
*[Gumball and Darwin are at school]*
**Darwin**: Where's Tobias, Gumball?
**Gumball**: Went to prison.
**T****obias**: *[breathes]* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
**Bobert**: *[slips on a banana peel]*
**Anais**: GUMBALL!
**Gumball**: WHAZZUP?
*[Anais says "Awkward"]*
**Anais**: ...
**Gumball**: *[leaves the lunchroom, hums "Peter Cottontail", stops]* Shut up, there's a sandwich room?
**Darwin**: Holy @#$%! Gumball!
**Penny**: What the WHAT?!
*[Scene changes to the sandwich room]*
**Gumball**: I'd tell ya guys there is a sandwich room that is so great!
*[The cats and dogs smile]*
**Dad**: What are ya fools doing? Grab him!
*[The cats and dogs grunt, Gumball slips on Stefani, Stefani cries, the pie lands on Richard]*
**Gumball**: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Dad**: *[After the dogs, threw food in him]* AAAAAAAHHHH! Hot Sauce! OWWWWWWW! Lemon! AAAAAAAH! Pepper! AHHH OWW OWIE OWWWWWW!
**Dad**: ...
**R****achel**: Hey, you flinche \*\*\*ing freak!
**Mom**: Excuse me, Rachel Wilson.
**Patrick**: Penny!
**R****achel**: What da ya want?
**Patrick**: That bed thing was like half a price?
**R****achel**: Maybe a bit more.
**Patrick**: I'm going back to the store?
**Fiona**: Say Gumball, come back to the lunchroom. 'kay?
**Gumball**: Ya got a deal, Fiona.
*[Bobert pulls a prank on Gumball and then he screams to outer space]*
**Gumball**: Oh dear universe above me, thank you for the gift of Mister Bobert, I swear on my life I will prepay this debt.
*[Gumball falls back to Earth]*
**Moon**: What did he say?
**Saturn**: I don't know. Who's turn is it anyway?
**Moon**: Hmm. Mine. *[It's revealed they're playing I Spy With My Little Eye]* I spy with my little eye...
**Juice Butt**: I live afghanistan when we're hunting  Bin Laden, but then we've found him and we've put his body in the sea.
**Gumball**: Okay, Juice Butt.
*[Bobert juices Darwin and Anais and Fiona.]*
**Darwin**, **Anais** and **Fiona**: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
**Bobert**: *[evil cackling]* I WISH I HAD MONEY TO BUY ONE REMOTE, YOU DORKS!
**Dad**: NICOLE WATTERSON!!!!
**Mom**: *[snoring]*
**Mom**: Richard Watterson is a jerk but I like him.
**Dad**: NIICCCOOOOLLLLLEEEEEE!
**Mom**: AAAH! What's is it, Richard?
**Dad**: ...
**Mom**: What?
**Mom**: Did you brought the kids home?
**Dad**: I couldn't...
**Mom**: UNBELIEVEABLE! GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY YOU COULDN'T?
**Dad**: I... *[disappears]*
**Mom**: WHAT????????????????
**Dad**: *[appears again in the lunchroom]*
**Dad**: OWWW! AHHHHH! OWIE! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
**Darwin**: WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. Now...
**Gumball**: What?
**Darwin**: I'm a new genius. But from what I heard, we shrunk Bobert and put him in your sandwich.
**Gumball**: *[laughs]* That's baloney, dude!
*[Bobert gets eaten by Gumball]*
**Bobert**: AHHHHHHHH! *[gibberish]* Weeee! Moooom! Mieeeeeeeeeeee!