"Simba" (Shrek) Part 21 - That's what friends are for

**SIMBA'S PRIDELANDS**

(Simba is sitting at the dinner table when he hears a sound outside. He goes outside to investigate, and sees Danny assembling a line of branches and small rocks)

Simba: Danny? What are you doing?

Danny: I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.

Simba: Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed to go around my pride-lands, not through it.

Danny: It is, around *your* half. See that's your half, and this is my half.

Simba: Oh! Your half? Hmm.

Danny: Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.

(Simba starts pulling down the wall and picks up a large branch. Danny butts his head against it and the 2 struggle over it)

Simba: Back off!

Danny: No, *you* back off.

Simba: This is my pride-lands!

Danny: Our pride-lands!

Simba: Let go, Danny!

Danny: *You* let go!

Simba: Stubborn jackass!

Danny: Smelly beast.

Simba: Fine!

(Simba suddenly lets go of the branch, tripping Danny over, and he walks away)

Danny: Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet.

Simba: Well, I'm through with you!

(Danny starts following him)

Danny: Uh-uh! You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention!

(Just as Simba nears the door to his home, Danny jumps in front of him. Simba walks in another direction)

Danny: You are mean to me! You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.

Simba: Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?

Danny: Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!

Simba: Oh, yeah. You're right, Danny. I forgive you...for stabbing me in the back!

(Simba enters the outhouse and slams the door behind him)

Danny: Ohhhhh! You're so wrapped up in layers, golden boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.

Simba: Go away!

Danny: See! There you are, doing it again just like you did to Ariel. And all she ever do was like you, maybe even love you.

Simba: Love me? She said I was ugly! A hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking.

Danny: She wasn't talkin' about you. She was talkin' about...uh...somebody else.

(After a brief silence, Simba comes up of the outhouse)

Simba: She wasn't talking about me? Well then who was she talking about?

(Danny turns his back to Simba)

Danny: Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me. Right? Right?

Simba: Danny!

Danny: No!

Simba: Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?

(Danny turns his head back to raise his eyebrow, and then looks away again. Simba sighs)

Simba: I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid...ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

Danny: Hey, that's what friends are for, right?

Simba: Right. Friends?

Danny: Friends.

(Simba and Danny shake on it)

Simba: So, um, what *did* Ariel say about me?

Danny: What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her?

Simba: The wedding! We'll never make it in time.

Danny: Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way.

(Danny whistles loudly, and Simba looks up to see Sawyer flying overhead)

Simba: Danny?!

Danny: I guess it's just my animal magnetism.

Simba: (laughs) Aw, come here, you.

(Simba gives Danny a noogie)

Danny: All right, all right. Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. All right, hop on and hold on tight. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet.

(Simba climbs up the chain still slung around Sawyer's neck. Sawyer lifts Danny up with her hand. They take off, soaring through the clouds and to Duloc)

## Outro at the End:

Outro Music: Omoshiroebi - Mille Feuille (Orig. Stepic)