Graveyard God

*Elmo "Graveyard God" O'Kennedy is the epitome of multiple personalities. Some people think he's a ghost, and others think he's just a figment of their hallucinogenic imagination. He is there, standing right beside you. He can easily tell when people say when they're "snappin'" and can easily see through people's BS. Of course, he's the most indifferent person in the Festival, as he claims that he died years ago.*

   *"I could'ave been an actor, I could'uv been a writer, but I don't give uh f@#$ about pleasin' all the others." - Graveyard God*

*"As we said before, he's standing right besides you, and no he will not go. He recently got signed to a record label, and all the albums he sells contributes to the festival's finances. Elmo is that one guy who's just into the vibes. Surprisingly he is massively into the idea of racing in Siberia, which actually makes him participate."*

*"I'm tha biggest m,uhf\*#)!@$^ scumbag you'da ever met, but not as scummy as the muh'^&#as in politics." - Graveyard God*

**Graveyard God** is an OC appearing in most of The Cherrybomber's fanonical MotorStorm universe. His general driving style would remind you of a heavily drunk Irishman, in the sense that he'll randomly start ramming other drivers, not even caring if his own car wrecks. Most people around the Festival are quite intimidated by him, due to the fact that he rarely moves and rarely blinks. He is also a musician that performs at the Festival, introducing the 'Stormers to an odd genre of rap music, known as *Hesh*.

He mainly drives the more gangster-oriented vehicles, but doesn't participate in many races since he's mainly in the Festival for his own music and couldn't care less about racing. When it comes to his music, he grabs inspiration to all the music around the festival, giving him some interesting ideas for music.

Surprisingly, he is fluent in Russian and frequently gives Kramer ideas on writing poetry in her native language.

## Quotes

He can be interacted with in On-Foot Mode, so long he is at the Festival Site.

### Pandrosia

* *"Issa nug right here I'mma smoke."*
* *"I been smokin' like it's all I do, like Macaulay Culkin back in 1992."*
* *"I be the underground god, and all my friends are dead."*
* *"I got friends who don't talk and friends who don't walk."*
* *"Feelin' more numb than eva."*
* *"I smoke nugs, not muhf&%$'n drugs."*
* *"I broke the service and fried the machine, and people never took a likin' to me."*
* *"I wish someone could leave my body somewhere dark and put all my things in a box somewhere."*
* *"Put that in the pipe n' smoke it. You'll feel goooooood."*
* *"Muh\*&%$ talkin' b\*^$#, what the f#&% you want from me?!"*
* *"I'm tha Graveyard God, and I'mma make you come down hard."*
* *"I'm boutta go smoke in tha cemetery, where everything dies in tha end."*
* *"That Dog Soup was watchin' Legend n' I have wun-uv-ar games o' skate, it finna be coo' to watch Jarod teach that old dawg how to skate."*
* *"I'll probably be this way until I'm old."*
* *"Jus' relax man, nothin' ain't wrong, you jus' trippin' balls, boss."* - Talking to Mash after he smoked his weed.
* *"Not coo man."* - After the player had taken a selfie with him while he wasn't looking.
* *"Damn bruh, you wiped the f&%\* out, lemme try that!"* - Reacting to when the player participates in Jackass Stunts
* *"Tha'h foo' Jingo thinks he's snappin', yeah right. He's full'a @#$%, man, talkin' smack 'bout tha German dude, y'know'm sayin'?"* - Graveyard God on Jingo
* *"Yo, Private Prick, lay offa tha German dude!"* - Telling Jingo off for antagonizing Barry von Stahl
* *"What in the hell?! Man, you definitely ain't snappin' with that kinda s%\*@."* - After being table topped by the player.
* *"Not...Snappin'...Man...Oooooooooeeeegh...!!"* - After getting kicked in the groin by the player
* *"Flanny G say she the ho with the money flow, but she ain't snappin' like she think she is. I ain't never seen her gang bang or nothin'"*

#### Skateboarding

##### Commenting on a Successful Trick

* *"A'ight, now that's a 'Screwball Martooni' as they call it. Do it again."*
* *"No' bad, no' bad. Keep i' up!"*

##### Commenting on a failed trick

* *"Epic fail, man!"*
* *"Loser!"*
* *"You can be more snappin' than tha'!"*

##### Failing a trick himself

* *"Aw, come on!"*
* *"Why am I f@#$in' up today of all days?!"*

##### Knocked over by the player

* *"Mu'uhf\*$(#@!"*
* *"Not Muhf\*$(@!% coo man."*

##### Knocked down too many times

* *"A'ight mang, I'm comin' for ya!"*
* *"I'm boutta bust yo gut up n' watch you bleed!"*
* *"I finna rip out'cha heart n' feed it to ya."*

##### Chasing the Player

* *"C'mere, you!"*
* *"I'mma lay yo butt out like a newborn baby mu'uhf\*%#a!"*
* *"When I ge' ya I'mma make ya come down hard!"*

##### Knocking the player down

* *"Ya like that, muhf\*%$a?!*
* *"I'm the Graveyard God, and I just made'ja come down like a lil' retard!"*
* *"Glad we have an understanding, now knock that s@#$ off man."*
* *"Take that, muhf@#$&!"*

##### Outran by the player

* *"Gonn' getcha yet, muhf@#$a!"*
* *"Ya can't g'away from me!"*

##### Hit by a vehicle

* *"Who taught this muh$\*#!@ how to drive?!"*
* *"Y'all need to go back 'ta drivin' school."*

### Fendrana

* *"Shrimp pizza is goooood. They sell it at the muh'uhf&%\*$(@ food stands, and it's the bomb."*
* *"What kind of place is this? We really gonn' race here?"*
* *"Never would I ever be able to understand, the happenings that happen in my head."*
* *"Code Orange thinks he's snappin' and thinks he's the hardest, but really he's a pu$$y like his father and a b%\*$# just like his mom."* - Graveyard God on Code Orange
* *"Shuriken sure out-snapped Orange, huh? That's what the muh'f@#$er gets for callin' her a Karen. Idiot!"*
* *"Ya play tha game, but hesh make the console. The Heshbox."*
* *"If ya ain't callin' with no price we ain't gonna answer, Muh'f$\*@#."*
* *"Them sticks that them phantromedas make at their shrines to look like their gods be the stick pimps."*
* *"Everybody be sayin' they wish they dead, but don' wanna die."*
* *"Quit actin' lika ya mental, it ain't coo no ain't it funny."*
* *"Sadly that's just the way she goes."*

### Taymyr Peninsula

* *"It's no man's land out by Zimnegorsk, don't go on them main roads unless ya wanna ge' shot."*
* "*My hair be 1080p, but my blunts be 4K and ya can't load my bong rips."*

#### Yakutia Lowland

* *"Just relax my man, you ain't gotta plot on tha lot if ya get me, just put that in muh' pipe and smoke it."* - Smoking weed with Shahin
* *"Shahin's real f@#$in' ruthless on the track, man! He'll tear ya apart! If tha' ain't snappin', I dunno wha' is!"*
* *"I sure as hell woulda wanted to try the spice Melange."*

## Vehicles

* Monarch Corsica
* Magnum Honkey Touring
* Patriot Banger
* Magnum Hustler
* Patriot V8 XR
* Capstan Sniper
* Atlas Anthem

## Trivia

* Graveyard God is a parody of American Rapper, Bones, also known as Elmo Kennedy O'Connor.