Caillou Lost Episode

Hi there, my name is Oliver. You see, my 4 year old cousin Bob is a HUGE fan of Caillou. Everytime it comes on, his eyes are glued to the TV. When I heard that he was visiting with me over Christmas holiday, I was pretty excited, I felt like giving him a Caillou DVD Set as a special ed gift.

His Caillou addiction changed after that and began watching SpongeBob,Dragon tales , my little pony, kiss x sis, Wednesday, & Velma

You see, it was Christmas day, and Bob already got his presents. He got his Barbie toys and some new clothes I stole from a homeless shelter. I also gave him a dvd copy of The Room.

That evening, my parents were out for the rest of the night. The only ones at home were me and Bob. I almost forgot about his special Ed gift I wanted to give him, so I went on eBay to search up hot singles near me......umm I mean Caillou DVDs.

At the very bottom of the third page, there was a DVD named "caILLou loST epISodE". It was poorly written in a brown sharpie and the DVD itself had no case, and it looked sexy. The good thing was that it was only $4.20 including $0.69 shipping! I thought it was too good to be true, so I brought it.

The DVD arrived just in 40 minutes. “Longer than i thought.” I said in my mind.

So, I went into the living room with Bob, and popped the dvd in the DVD player. A little menu came up, and I went to Episode Selection. I saw that it only had 5 episodes, so I picked the first one. I then did 20 pushups & then I left the room so he could watch the DVD while i eat my dinner

When I was eating dinner ,the lights flickered and the power went out for a minute. "What the fuck did that?" I said to myself. "Oh well, maybe it was the result of the snow storm, shit..."

Right when I was about to eat my Half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke and pesto pizza, Boob burst into the kitchen, looked white as cum.

"Oliver.…," his voice seemed weak. “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE \*beep\*” I thought to myself but returned to a serious state of mind.

"Are you okay?" I asked, worried. I felt his forehead and noticed that his temperature has gone down like Faze’s stock.

"Why did Caillou kill his parents?!?" he said to me

"I'm sure Caillou didn't kill his parents. It's probably just your stupid imagination" I reassured him.

"Now, you need a drink" I said, as we got upstairs

After giving him scotchka I watched some TV in my room. 25 minutes later, I got curious at what he saw. So I popped in the DVD, and it began to play.

After I finished working out my muscles and thighs I went to "Episode Selection" and tried all the episodes. I noticed there were 0005 episodes worked, so I selected that.

The intro was playing in backwards and was distorted, and the animation was a bit blurry.....and crappy like an early newgrounds video . But I can recall some scenes.

The episode was called "Episode 666" with a hyper realistic Caillou having a hyper realistic sinister expression and the episode started with Caillou's hyper realistic parents coming back from the hyper realistic store.

"Where's the hyper realistic Toy I wanted?" Caillou asked, while he looked in the hyper realistic shopping bags.

"I'm sorry, Caillou," his hyper realistic dad remarked. "but it was all out of stock."

Then, Caillou started crying. But it didn't sound like his typical cry. It sounded like a real life human crying.

"I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS! I HOPE YOUR BODIES GET BURNED WHEN YOU DIE AND THEN I'LL KILL EVERY N-WORD, EVERY FUCKING GOD DAMN JEW, EVERY ARABIC GARBAGE, EVERY MUSLIM MUTTS, EVERY SLUTTY HISPANIC TRASH AND EVERY ASIAN SCUMBAG HEIL HITLER AND WHITE POWER!!!" Caillou shouted. Wow, I never heard him use strong language before. I paused & laughed at that and laughed for a good hour non stop. I think I should see a doctor.

"CAILLOU! THAT'S RACISM!!!" his sexy mom yelled. "AND YOU DO NOT USE PROFANITY IN THIS HOUSE, YOUNG MAN! I WILL GET THE POLICE ON YOU, YOU RACIST RAT!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU BITCH NOODLE?!" The yelling was so loud, I had to turn my volume up. At least Bob didn't wake up.

This is where things got creepy. Caillou closed his eyes for 10 seconds, then opened them, revealing two hyper realistic bloodshot eyes with the infamous DUN DUN DUN sound playing. Caillou grabbed his mom by the neck with a stretched out hand, and threw her at the wall. Then he pulled out a kitchen knife from his ass and slowly approached Caillou's mom. Caillous mom was backing away in fear, tears began to roll down her face.I was starting to get horrified, and I pressed the power button.

When I tried to turn the TV off, Caillou looked straight at me and said this in a satanic voice:

“You're going to help me even if you like it or not!.”

I Started laughing my ass off and I thought he was just breaking the fourth wall.

"STOP LAUGHING BITCH! Now, do you understand Oliver?"

I gasped, and thought to myself, "How does he know my name?".

"Yeah, that's what I thought you fucker." Caillou remarked.

I now had goosebumps, sweating, my heart was beating, and was shaking. My balls were sweating. I continued to watch.

Now, Caillou stabbed his mom in the hyper realistic stomach repeatedly and hyper realistic blood splattered on the screen. Soon, Caillou ripped open the hyper realistic stomach and ate ALL of her hyper realistic intestines like how a bear kills it’s prey, while Caillou's mom screamed to death. Caillou’s mom was alive the whole time.

"YOU'RE NEXT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Caillou pointed to his dad.

Caillou lunged at his dad like an animal and began eating his throat, blood surrounded the whole kitchen.His dad was screaming bloody murder and was still alive during the whole process until he died from blood loss. His friend Leo (since when did Leo show up?!), very angry at Caillou, came in and told Rosie and Gilbert everything that Caillou is a sexy monster and that he's calling the police to arrest him. He yelled out "Rosie, and Gibert, Caillou is a sexy monster! You hear me?! A sexy monster! I really can't stand him anymore!! I'm calling the police to arrest that backstabbing sexy monster!" Caillou then grabbed a chainsaw out of his pants and chased Leo all around the house for a good 5 minutes. Leo was crying as he was running. He began to slow down & ultimately accepted his fate & stopped running to catch his breath. Caillou catches up to him & starts to saw him up into little bits and pieces instantly after he called the police. It was a slow & painful death & I was crying. Caillou then pulled out a Glock out of his mouth & shot Rosie and Gilbert next, killing them as well.

Then, Caillou then starting to destroy everything in town and opened fire on people in the street, Grand Theft Auto online style. Then text appeared, it said "6 hours later" similar to how the timeskip with Spongebob episodes, and what was strange was that it acutally had the same French narrator as it does from Spongebob. After destroying his own hometown after killing tons of people for 6 hours then turned to the viewer and said:

"In a few seconds, you will see nothing but darkness, and your life will be all pitch black. You were fucking stupid enough to watch this episode, you gay sexy bastard!

Then, it went to the credits, but it looked like it was written by a dumb toddler. The writing looked like someone wrote with a red hyper realistic Crayola crayon.

Then I heard, Caillou's voice and he said "lights out jew"

The TV froze, the lights flickered, and the power cut out for 2 minutes now instead of 1 minute.

After the power out, I was very creeped out. I had goosebumps, sweating, shaking, and my teeth were chattering. I got on my laptop, and went onto Google Plus..

I emailed Helene Desputeaux who wrote the original Caillou books in Quebec which were later adapted into the TV series we all know today about the very disturbing episode. I got a response from her on National Womens Appreciation Day and she said this.

"First off how the fuck did you find that? I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever thought I would think about that old shame again. Please don't tell anyone this but this episode was created by a murderer and neo-Nazi named Edward Gonzalez. Edward was a usually friendly guy who was polite to most staff members at 1st. He got a job at Teletoon Studios in 2001, but got fired in 2004 due to his condition. He was a friendly staff member, and was usually very unhappy with his job. He was a respected worker among his colleagues, well except that one time he pooped in the showers, buts that’s a story for another time.

But in 2000 his mother and father were killed in a shootout between the 2 rivaling African American gangs, the Ballas and the Grove Street Gang while on vacation in California, causing him to go into a major depression. So, he came up with morbid ideas, for the mid to late season 3 episodes like this episode and soon began reading Twilight and turned into an Anti Sematist. He even forced Caillou's voice actor to do a sound effect on Caillou choking cock at gunpoint. Luckily this episode was never aired after Teletoon realized the violent content this episode featured. He was fired after he made this episode and the tape got buried somewhere in the woods in Canada. It was soon destroyed by the Canadian government and also you may be wondering how the episode got burned into this CD? I DON'T KNOW, I JUST DON'T!

He was a White-Scottish serial killer, terrorist, Anti Sematist and a neo-Nazi who killed 185 people, raped 380 women and girls and carried out 38 terrorist attacks with the use of bombs, guns and explosives in South Korea, China. and Japan which left 2,800 people dead and thousands severely injured. He usually put dead bodies in a freezer. He also murdered a total 385 African American tourists and 700 Jewish people in the UK, Ireland, France, Germany, Spain, Russia, Italy, Sweden, Denmark, Poland, Scotland, Greece and Beligum.

Not only did he murder, but he kidnapped, and did house burglary, terrorism and drug trafficking in Mexico and South America and ended up on the FBI's Most Wanted list with a massive bounty on his head. However, he left a suicide note after he found out that the cops and the military were targeting him. He was last seen alive in Bay Lake, Florida in November 2013 purchasing a gun. He then escaped to Scotland and police found him dead in his home in March 2014 after he had shot himself in the mouth with the same gun he purchased in Florida.

I am super sorry from the bottom of my heart but I'm not sure how this made it onto this CD. I have sent your little brother shithead a special rare Caillou DVD of the entire 3rd season autographed by me & Edward.

Best wishes, Helene Desputeaux

p.s, get rekt loser