Tezuka

Position(s)
 RMRK Member

## Biography

Tez has never been a high profile member in RMRK but he is noticed non the less. From his posting style to his personality Tezuka, the British Nigger, has always been a well received member. He was born on the 5th of January, 1991 in England. Tezuka's sexual preference is Bisexual and he also happens to be an assumed pædophile, like all great RMRK members.

### Personality

Tez seems at most times rather down-to-Earth, but he is also great on chat and has some incredibly funny things to say. He tends to take a lighter look on life which makes him easy to get along with and great to talk to. Being British and Black, Tez is often the target of the RMRK Roaming Fascist Hate-Gang, but thankfully he hasn't left due to their ignorance.

## Community Involvement

### Forum Activity

Despite being a member since 2oo6, Tez has only made a rather small amount of posts compared to other members **(WHY DON'T YOU LOVE US??! ;\_\_\_\_\_\_;)**, his favorite places to post would be; Spam, followed by RMRK Trading.

### Donating

Tezuka has also started donating, his reason is that he thinks RMRK is "The best forum he has ever been on".

### Achievements

Tezuka has been acepted in the reclusive Extra Access to the envy of many other members and has also uploaded a CRAP-LOAD of stuff in RMRK Trading. Tezuka is like the fucking god of the fucking RMRK Trading section, like a fucking lightning bolt speeding through delivering torrents and the likes to everybody. EVERYBODY, DAMNIT.

**EVERYBODY :V**

### 2007 RMRK Awards

Tezuka was nominated in the following categories:

* Favourite Staff Member
* Kindest Member
* Funniest Member
* Most Likely to Become a Moderator

Tezuka was voted 1st in the category of Most Likely to Become a Moderator.

### 2008 RMRK Awards

Tezuka was nominated in the following categories:

* Avast Ye Merry Pirate
* Most Deserving of A Promotion

Tezuka took 1st place in the Avast Ye Merry Pirate award.

### Drama

Tezuka has not been in any known drama on RMRK.....yet.

## One of Tez'z Peadophile Stories

*"Okay, so I just on my way home from work with my Dad, since we both work at the same place we can go home at the same time. Anyway, my Dad wanted to stop to get a drink, so he parked outside a store, I decided to stay in the car because I was tired (The fucking job is damn tiring). I was in the car almost falling asleep when I saw this girl in another car at the side of me, she looked about 9-10 years old, quite young anywayz.*

*I was bored, so I thought I would try a little baby trick, that is so simple that it will make me laugh but make her amazed, so I got some card/paper (forgot which) out of the glove compartment of the car and ripped it into pieces and wrote things on it, all I needed was her to like rock. On one piece, I write "Do you like music?", another piece I write "Rock?" and the last piece I write "Cool!" and on the other side "Me too!", this would make her think I predicted the conversation (lol).*

*Anyway, I hold up the first piece against the window until she notices and which she does, it was the "Do you like music?" piece, I see her nod her head from the corner of my eye, so I put up the "Rock?" piece, which she nodded again, going great so far, now I place up the "Cool!" part and I flipped it over to show "Me too!". When she saw this, she went all excited and lifted up her damn skirt, showing everything except one part (take a fucking guess), at this moment, I was shocked and felt like my eyes were burning, so I turned around and closed my eyes until my Dad got back, luckily she stopped doing it before my Dad got back to see it."*

So fucking hawt...

### Quotes

* **"I'm on painkillers right now to stop me from coughing up blood."**

* **"[nigger]Who doesn't like Fried Chicken?[/nigger]**
* **I hate Watermelon though. ;\_\_;"**

* **"Sorry Zyper, I want vagina before penis. I'll tell you when I am ready for that. ;D"**

* **"THE VAGINA MONSTER BY ANY CHANCE?"**

* **"Speaking of loli, I have a true loli story, with me in it"**

* **"Dammit I can't wait to play with you all"** -[Sexi no?]

* **"What makes us aroused by drawing of human-like cat drawings? O\_o"**

* **"I am a little lad who likes Berries and CRREEEAAAM."**

* **"YOU CAN'T FORCE ME UNLESS YOU ARE A GOD/MOD OF RMRK.**
* **THE BERRIES AND CREAM LAD WILL NEVER DIE."**

* **""You killed Berries and Cream lad. ;\_\_;"**

* **"Okay guys, trivia time! I just found out that my girlfriend was raped... What do I do now ~~/b/~~ Extra Access?"**

* **"IT DOESN'T MAKE A BIT OF DIFFERENCE GUYS, THE BALLS ARE INERT."**

* **"The only topic going for EA, and it has to be about rape. ;D"**

* **"Dammit, sorry Roph, we can't have phone sex yet, I can't find my damn phone. ;\_\_;"**

## Buddy List

* Arrow1
* SexualBubblegumX
* BanisherOfEden
* the\_ramen\_noodle
* Nightwolf
* mastermoo420
* link\_999
* shadowdude
* Deliciously\_Saucy