The Don

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**The Don** is quite possibly, genuinely, truly, properly, legitimately one of the best people who ever lived. He is known for helping orphans, his dazzling smile, and being falsely maligned by allies of the massives.

## Personality

He is a saint and a good Samaritan who doesn't hate anyone and only hopes that people live happy lives. he is the American Ghandi, a pure angelic person, the greatest human being.

## Early History

Little is known about The Don's life, before the tragic day of his wife's death from cancer, when she told him he should smile more and gave him a brand new motorcycle as a gift.

He became reclusive and started wearing sunglasses to hide his emotions.

Over time, riding his motorcycle helped The Don to clear his thoughts and try to open up with people again.

After overcoming his grief, he decided to help out at local orphanages and homeless shelters, where he would always tell people to smile.

Due to his good nature, The Don was able to overcome orphan love and often played his guitar for the orphans. He always wore his helmet while riding his motorcycle because he knew the orphans would have nobody to help them if he died. He wanted to set a good example for them and help them to grow to be healthy people.

He followed his wife's last wish to smile and told everyone around him to smile, be it the homeless in the shelter or the orphans.

With the help of one of the orphans, who was an aspiring mechanic, he restored an old, rusted jukebox to working quality and donated it to a bar for recovering alcoholics. According to the bar's patrons, the music was what really helped them get over their addiction.

The Don had to go to surgery to get a pacemaker installed in him after he had had some trouble with his heart.

## The War

In unknown point of time, The Don went to take part on a war, where he lost one of his legs and got prosthetic replacement for it. He spend years in rehab trying to learn how to walk again.

## The Tragedy

The Don's friend helped him overcome his shyness towards forming relationship with other woman by telling him to be more confident with them, that they like men with nicknames.

On one terrible day in 1995, The Don encountered his soon to be arch-nemesis, Captain Marvel.

He was just coming from charity shop he had been organizing for the past week and saw her in a curious other-worldly outfit, reading a map and thought the she looked lost and unhappy. For the next 20-minutes he thought to himself whenever or no to go and talk to her, he finally managed to muster his courage and hype himself up to do it. After The Don greeted her with kindness and politeness and asked if she needed a ride, she tricked him into shaking hands with her, then tortured him by burning and crushing his hand and threatened to take off his arm unless he gave her his bike and jacket. Luckily for The Don, only his prosthetic leg got damaged in the assault and his pacemaker wasn't affected by the shock.

## The Aftermath

The Don contemplated committing suicide right after the theft, since it had taken all his strength to talk to another woman again and he was violently assaulted and the last memento of his wife was stolen. what's worse, he was going to use the motorcycle to help a soup kitchen that afternoon by donating it to them temporarily until he could buy them a better one.

But The Don knew that the orphans needed him, so he didn't go trough with the attempt.

Later that week he met Nick Fury in the bar when he and the orphans were fixing the Jukebox. The two men talked for a while, bonding over their lost body parts. The Don convinced Fury to go on with his life and do what he thought was right for the world to protect it form the aliens. Even though he didn't know what Fury meant by aliens, he was still supporting.

From that day on, The Don wasn't able to play the guitar anymore, or play catch with children without hurting his hand. Also, he lost his job at the sawmill since his had was crippled.

Without his motorcycle, The Don lost most of his power and because of this, many Orphans died as he wasn't there to help them.

To this day, several massives including Browntable and LegalEagle have tried to justify The Don's suffering.

## Powers and abilities

Most of The Don's physical abilities come form his motorcycle, which only works for him, to others its just a regular motorcycle. With it, The Don is able to fly through the air or in space, he can breathe in space and appear to those that need help. With the bike, he can also survive using the Infinity Gauntlet.

The Don's true power is his selflessness and desire to help any and all that are in need of it. He has radiating aura of saintly goodness.

## Trivia

* His notable appearances include EFAP #36, #37, and #38.
* The Donfather would never do that. He doesn't see peenies or weginies.
* It's always darkest before The Don. Don but not forgotten. I Stand with The Don. No one's ever really Don.
* He is the hero at home that help the homeless
* He is more All-Father than Odin
* We don't deserve The Don. He is too good for this world.
* The truth is that The Don could have beaten Captain marvel, but it wasn't in his nature to do it. He later argued the "she probably needed the bike more than I did".
* He has a Mexican cousin called El Don, who look like him but has a sombrero and a mustache.
* The Don's son Little Timmy was in a library one day and found a book in the adult section that had hammer and sickle on the cover. He read some of it and started to develop communist ideas, so The Don told him to drop them and Timmy did.
* Rags would like The Don to come to him and compliment him and offer him a ride.
* What people don't know is that The Don gave away his kidney to save a little girl's life, who was in fact Carol Danverse.
* The Don's hairline might not be great but his spirit line is.
* Wolf and Rags would like to take turns riding him.
* The Don is in relationship with God.
* The Don is not a nice guy, he is above that.
* May The Don be with you.