Tough Love, Ya Cheese/Transcript

(The episode begins with Candle Man and Mystic walking in the park on a bright and sunny day.)

Candle Man: Ah...there is nothing better than walking with your girlfriend on this beautiful day… am I right, Mystic?
Mystic: (Blushing.) Oh, yeah..it is, not a problem in sight…
Candle Man: This brings back memories of when me and my mother always walked when I was 7 years old!
Mystic: I wished my parents were that nice to me...given what I have gone through...over my 1000 years of me living...
Candle Man: Oh come on, they probably don’t know any better about interacting with you… when the only way people should interact with you… is by loving you...and then again, you are a angel and demon hybrid...
Chadder: (offscreen) You want love, I’ll give you the love! (Chadder sneezes due to him having a bright red rose.) Geez, the allergies are quite high today..
Candle Man: Ermm what? Who the flip said that though?
Chadder: (Walking on screen.) I DID, and STAY AWAY from MY girlfriend!
Mystic: Actually I’m (points at Candle Man) HIS girlfriend, so-
Chadder: Oh come on, goddess, just accept this cute rose… and let’s go on a date!
(Candle Man is shown having a somewhat suspicious and angry face at Chadder as Mystic's pupils shrink in size.)
Candle Man: I don’t need to be rude..but who are you exactly?
Chadder: I am the one and only Chadder Chīzu!
Candle Man: Umm… okay? Nice name… I guess?
(Dora, Bella, and Broccolo walk on screen, Broccolo is half asleep due to his lazy nature, Bella’s peppy as ever and Dora’s just acting like her normal self.)
Chadder: I’m the oldest of me and those three. (Pointing at his siblings.)
Dora: I am the youngest!
Broccolo: I’m the ‘middle’ child..
Bella: Sorry about my older brother..he can be a bit crazy…
Chadder: (points at Dora) That one is Dora, (points at Broccolo) that one is Broccolo, and (points at Bella) that one is Bella.
Candle Man: Cool!
Mystic: Awesome, it’s nice to meet y’all!
Chadder: Mystic… I have to say something to you…
Mystic: Oh, what is it?
(Candle Man is shown with a suspicious face again.)
Chadder: I love you!
Mystic: Okay cool! Wait...hold up..(Notices that she had gotten herself into this jam by Chadder’s smug attitude.) AAAA!
Candle Man: Well… a girl like Mystic is bound to be loved by somebody else too…
(Cue the intro. Scene cuts back to the Candle Friends’ house where Candle Man is shown watching the TV while eating eggplants downstairs while sitting on the couch, as he is in a bad mood.)
Limefong: (Sitting next to Candle Man.) Hey, bro! Why are you so grumpy?
Candle Man: I now have a rival for Mystic’s love..and he even asked to date her, even though he saw and heard that Mystic’s my girlfriend!
Shaduck: (Coming up behind Candle Man. He sits down beside him, as Candle Man continues to eat the eggplants while trying to relieve some of his anger.) Ooo, someone’s feeling jealous over the new guy trying to take your girlfriend!
Candle Man: I’m not jealous, I’m just frustrated..to think that someone wants to take Mystic away from me! Also, it would be nice if you two can leave me alone before I get even more frustrated...
(Candle Man’s flame starts to produce smoke as he says this, as this is a warning sign that Candle Man might ‘explode’, as in, lose his temper on Limefong and Shaduck.)
Candle Man: Wait a sec…(Regaining his positive attitude.) What if Chadder isn’t as bad as he sounds? Maybe he’s just a nice guy who is just a friend of Mystic!
(Silence for a few seconds.)
Shaduck: Okay then! Why not you go and fully introduce yourself to him then?
(Everyone but Candle Man walks away. Cut back to the park, where Mystic and Chadder are seen talking to each other.)
Chadder: Mystic… are you seriously dating that weirdo?
Mystic: STOP CRITICIZING MY BOYFRIEND!
Chadder: What’s wrong? Oh, I dunno, maybe the fact that YOU BELONG TO ME AND NOT TO THAT STUPID CANDLE!
Mystic: Excuse me, but HE is nice to me. HE does not vent at me making slight mistakes…HE is one of the only people who understands what I’ve gone through... and what you ARE venting about ISN’T a mistake. Also, HE helped me save Luna back then, and YOU WEREN’T EVEN THERE AT THE SCENE!
Chadder: Stop yelling. I just wanna date you. (Pulls out the rose from before.)
Mystic: Uhh… thanks? Anyways you can’t date me!
Chadder: Come on… deep down you must surely have a thing for me!
Mystic: Uhh, no I don’t. (Candle Man, Shaduck and Limefong come in just as she says that.) Oh, hey, Candle Man.
Candle Man: Oh hello, sweetie. (Snarkily.) Havin’ fun with Little Mr. Perfect Cheese?
Chadder: Well, I AM perfect, and if Candle Man of all people admits it…
Candle Man: I was being sarcastic, you know..
Mystic: Thank god you arrived..I was just talking to Chadder, and then he asked me out on a dat-
Candle Man: DO NOT.
Chadder: YES, DO IT, MYSTIC! You know you love me more than stupid wax boy, amirite?
(He leans in to kiss Mystic, but she tries to stop him in disgust.)
Mystic: What? Ew, no! (Slaps Chadder with one of her wing.) Are you actually crazy?! You're just as bad as Candle Man when we first met before I gave him a chance.
(Candle Man pushes Mystic and Chadder to the other sides of the bench, with Candle Man’s flame still producing smoke.)
Candle Man: Yeah! You tell Chadder that you love me more than that twerp!
Mystic: I did several times, but he can’t liste-
(Chadder kisses Mystic on the cheek, as Mystic’s pupils shrink in size, as her eyes turn a shade of red.)
Chadder: Smoochie smoochie, amirite, Ms. Mystical?
Mystic: NO! (Her demon side showing, with her voice echoing as she wipes off the kiss.) WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE?!
Candle Man: Tough love, ya cheese. Just kissing her won’t make her love you.
Shaduck: (Smugly looks at Candle Man.) Looks like ya got some competition for Mystic!
Limefong: I don’t really care about this fight to be honest, but I support Candle Man.
Dora, Broccolo, and Bella: (Suddenly walk there.) And we all support Chadder.
Mystic: (Walking away, covering her face in embarrassment, as her eyes go back to the normal purple.) I really need to stop acting like my father...
Candle Man: Wait, sweetheart, where are you going?
Chadder: She's going to go vent about having chosen you, Candle Man!
Candle Man: (In full fiery mode.) THIS ISN’T THE TIME FOR NOT SO FUNNY JOKES, OKAY?!
Mystic: (Calming down.) Man...being both an angel and a demon is quite the situation. THANKS A LOT, MOM AND DAD, YOU MADE YOUR DAUGHTER AN ACTUAL MESS!(Mystic gives out a huge sigh.)
Candle Man: Mystic, don’t say that about yourself! You aren’t a mess, you're just different than everyone else! And I think you're unique that way, which is kinda cute.
Chadder: I think you are unique that way, which is kinda c-
(Candle Man is full fiery, with his flame now being orange instead of yellow.)
Candle Man: DON’T STEAL MY QUOTES YOU… YOU… GIRLFRIEND STEALER!
Limefong: YES! BRING ON THE DRAMA! DO IT CANDLE MAN!
Candle Man: ALL OF YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME AT ALL, ALL YOU GUYS DOING IS MAKING ME MORE MAD!
Shaduck: Oh, what’s wrong? Love drama, eh, Candle Man? Even if you DO win this you are going to go through a lot of mess just to date a so-called “goddess” who is a half demon anywa-(Candle Man throws fish soup into Shaduck’s mouth.)
Candle Man: SHUT THE FLIP UP! I DON’T CARE IF MYSTIC’S A DEMON, ALL I CARE IS THAT SHE IS THE CUTEST GIRL I HAVE EVER MET!
Chadder: Well… Mystic, want to go out on a date with me? Cause that ‘boyfriend’ of yours, who shouldn’t even be that, really needs to calm down and also..(Whispers into her ear) if you won’t go out on a date with me I will tell Candle Man that you--(Mystic lifts up Chadder with the Mystix Wand and then throws him away)
Mystic: C’mon, CM, let’s go out on a date, so you can calm down due to all this drama..
Candle Man: (Calming down as his flame stops producing the smoke from the anger) Yeah..that would be a good idea…
Shaduck: Come on, Candle Man, leave Miss “Mystical” alone, dump her, and let the mouse date her!
Candle Man: (Goes back to angry) ARE YOU CRAZY, DUCK?!
Limefong: Calm down, Candle Man!
Mystic: Anyways..I’m heading to the cafe to calm down from all this drama..care to join me, Candle Man?
Candle Man: Hell yes.
(Scene cuts to the cafe)
Mystic: Ah...there’s nothing like relaxing with a cake and a coffee to relax after having someone try to do you even though you're already dating someone..(takes a sip of her coffee, as she forgot to let it cool) FLIP, THAT’S HOT!
Candle Man: Yeah… Chadder for sure is annoying. But at least we can be calm here, now that we are in this quiet little cafe… Aaah… refreshing...fill the cup up, Marshal!
Marshal: Sure thing..one freshly brewed coffee for one of Wikia’s heroes! (fills up Candle Man’s cup with a freshly brewed coffee)
Candle Man: Thanks.
(Tasha and Static enter the cafe, with Tasha holding onto a purse, as they sit down next to Candle Man, as Marshal brings Tasha and Static a cup of coffee)
Marshal: Here’s your usual, enjoy..
Tasha: Ah..thanks Marshal..
Static: Yes, thank you..(notices Candle Man and Mystic as he turns to them)..Hey aren’t you two of the guys who saved Wikia from UCP?
(Flashback to Candle Man’s War Story)
Candle Man: Goodbye, UCP. (Turns UCP to dust. After UCP is turned to dust, Candle Man has the happy yet smug face)
(Flashback ends)
Candle Man: Course we are! Who are you guys anyway?
Static: The name is Static Shock, and (Points at Tasha, who is reading a magazine) this is my girlfriend Tasha Harpa..so, about that love drama..we saw it all..
Candle Man: Oh..you really did…?
Mystic: It’s just about some Chadder guy who tried to date me even though I don’t love him back, and he annoyed the flip out of me and my boyfriend Candle Man, which is… kinda why we are here in first place. (Mystic’s eyes turn a grey blue, before going back to purple, as Mystic’s eyes change color depending on what’s she feeling)
Candle Man: (Noticing the color change) Woah..are you ok, Mystic?
Tasha: Wait, why are the girl’s eyes changing?
Mystic: It’s a thing that I got from my mother’s side of the family..who the fact that she and my father didn’t care for me, and left me to fend for myself as they used MY sister as a way for them to end me, that’s why I left my home to move here...after spending 800 years as a goddess for my own town..
Candle Man: Wow..that was really dark for you to say… They REALLY mistreated you, and you don’t deserve to be mistreated! Wait..what do you mean about that galaxy..does it still exist?
Mystic: Yeah! It’s the Galaxia Omega Galaxy..or just..GOG..Judy and Ribbon have taken my place as the ruler..so that’s why they are hardly seen at all..
(Coincidentally, Judy and Ribbon can be seen walking in the background, which Mystic notices)
Ribbon: Hello, Mystic!
Judy: Yo, Mystic!
Mystic: Oh hello sisters! So..how’s ruling the GOG doing?
Ribbon: Stressful...very, very stressful...you know, you should help out more with ruling the GOG..
Mystic: I’m not going to do that, sorry. I’m on a date with Candle Man, and some guy and girl named Static and Tasha are here too…
Judy: Cool!
Mystic: (Getting up) I think it’s best we call the date off..
Candle Man: Huh? What for? Why?
Mystic: It’s just...I better be going…
Candle Man: But… are you going to the Galaxia Omega or something?
Mystic: No...it’s just...I believe we need some space..
Candle Man: WHAT? ARE YOU SAYING WE WILL BREAK UP?!
Mystic: Nope… but we still need some space..
(Scene zooms to Chadder who is shown in the background with an evil grin on his face)
Candle Man: Oh come on… why do you think we need some space? Come on, we can deal with this  whole drama together!
Chadder: Yes, why do you think she needs space between you, you little cr-
(Mystic walks out, her appearance going back to how it was in CMWS, as her left eye goes back to pink, as Mystic pulls out the rubber band that was holding her ponytail up)
Candle Man: Again, we can deal with this, MYSTIC, please talk to me!
Mystic: (Doesn’t respond)
(Scene cuts back to the Candle friends place, as Candle Man, who looks like he went through a break up as he is going through a ‘depression’, is seen cuddling with Teddy Mouse, as Shaduck and Limefong come in to help him out)
Shaduck: Geez, what happened to you?
Candle Man: (Grumpy) I don’t want to talk about it… (Goes back to depression) but I just can’t talk about it…(covers his face in a pillow and then starts crying into it, as Limefong and Shaduck look at each other warily, thinking that something happened between Candle Man and Mystic)
Limefong: (Grabs Candle Man) Talk to me.
Candle Man: (Cry talk) Mystic said she and I need some space…
Shaduck: Come on, man, what’s wrong with it? All she said is she needs space, not that she’s breaking up with you! Wait..she needs some ‘space’...
Limefong: By the way, what happened to that guy who tried to date Mystic?
Candle Man: (Cry talk) I dunno, I think it’s Chadder’s fault… I bet Chadder planned out this entire thing to hook up with Mystic… wait a sec… (Tears disappear) Chadder planned out this entire thing! (Now, ALL of the tears disappear) Chadder really planned out this entire thing! (Sadness goes into anger as smoke emits from his flame) CHADDER PLANNED OUT THIS ENTIRE THING! (Breathes heavily)
(Scene cuts to Mystic walking away, approaching Chadder)
Chadder: Hello, Mystical. What’s wrong? Oh yeah. That utterly ridiculous little candle - you guys just do not fit together!
Mystic: (Eyes the same blue grey from before, as she herself is depressed) Course we do, but me and him need some space! Wait a minute, HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING OUT THIS ENTIRE THING?
Chadder: Of course not! (There is a paper on Chadder’s left ear, and Mystic grabs it, as she unfolds it)
Mystic: (Reads the content of the paper) Step One: Set up a situation where Mystic and Candle Man break up. Step Two: Make Mystic think she and Candle Man are just not fit together. Step Three: Claim Mystic as a girlfriend? (Mystic rips up the paper to pieces, her eyes going to bright red, as her demon side shows up) You really HAVE been planning out this entire thing, Chadder!
Chadder: Pfft… So what?
Mystic: YOU PUT MY AND CANDLE MAN’S RELATIONSHIP AT RISK KNOWINGLY JUST SO YOU CAN HOOK UP WITH ME!
Chadder: Oh come on. Don’t worry, dear, let’s just kiss…
(Chadder is about to kiss Mystic, but Mystic pushes him away)
Mystic: (Her voice getting louder) Leave me alone, you weirdo!
Chadder: Ugh..
Mystic: Well, you are a cheese mouse, so why not eat yourself?
Chadder: You are joking… Eheh… eheh… right?
Mystic: Nope! Just accept it, (Her voice at its loudest point, scaring the birds away) I, DO, NOT, LOVE, YOU!!!
Chadder: You ARE going to give me a chance one day…
(Mystic groans at this question, as Candle Man, Shaduck and Limefong look out the window, watching it all go down)
Mystic: One thing, what is it about me that makes me sooo attractive to you? My parents always told me that I should put a paper bag over my head so people wouldn’t notice my ugliness..
Candle Man: (As he is watching from the window) You are beautiful in my opinion, don’t let your parents think you aren’t!
Chadder: Well, it isn’t your appearance that attracts me, it’s that one thing you always seem to do..
Mystic: And what would that be exactly?
Chadder: Your smugness..that smugness that you have...
Mystic: (eyes going to a shade of green while talking smug) Oh really then? Is this what you like about me? (Eyes flick to red before going back to green) IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT ME?!
Chadder: Well...
(Chadder grabs a microphone that was coincidentally nearby)
Limefong: (Whispers to Shaduck and Candle Man) Where on Wikia did he get that microphone from in the first place?
Candle Man: (Whispers) Maybe he got it from the studios for free and took it without anyone noticing… while being naked? (Dirty laughter)
(Chadder is smugly looking at Mystic who is visibly annoyed with him, as her eyes are constantly flicking between red and green)
(Chadder starts rapping “Love Me, Babe”)
Chadder: You know I love you much like cheese, you blow me away with your breeze, you're as cute as a button, will you be my muffin?
Mystic: I don’t feel comfortable with this...
Chadder: I’ll buy you a chocolate, straight out of my wallet, you are like a sweet pansy, it's so very uncanny.
Mystic: Are you calling me fragile like glass?
Chadder: We were met like fate, to just create, sure Candle Man thinks I’m trash, but really, all I got is the cash. Because in a flash, I’ll make a splash, you and Candle Man are just burned toast, I know that you love me the most.
Mystic: I’m just impressed at how good you can rap, to be honest..
Chadder: You give me a case of heartache..
Mystic: (Finishing the rap for him) And now you are stuck with heartbreak, and that’s guaranteed, so why not just leave me be, just Candle Man and me.
Chadder: Hey, that’s the spirit! (Realises that he just got rejected via Mystic’s rap) Wait, hold up..did you just reject me?
Mystic: You find us perfect, what do you expect? To collect my love from Candle Man? I’m sorry, but you should just buy a van and head straight to Japan! Even if this rivalry behind you and Candle Man just began, he will spoil your plans, and that is that!
(The rap ends)
Chadder: Fine! See you later, Mystical… you have a thing for me, you are perfectly hiding it…
Candle Man: Or… she DOESN'T?
Chadder: AAAAHHH… AAAAH… Ah. A. A. A… AH?
Candle Man: (Chadder is still saying "A. Ahh. Ah") Thinking while talking… Mystic definitely won't fall in love with a guy like that.
Chadder: Ah. Ah. I CAN'T THINK OF A RESPONSE, ALRIGHT? See you later, Mystical, I'll be back to make you date me! As for you, Candle Man, you are so going to regret dating Mystic! Goodbye, dweep loser baby candle!
(Chadder storms off in fury, and dramatically walks away like an offended princess, however this looks more he just had his butt kicked)
Candle Man: (Visibly annoyed, and facepalming before rolling his eyes) When will he learn that Mystic doesn't love him…
(Scene cuts back to the Candle Friends' house, where Mystic and Candle Man are downstairs, sitting on the couch while watching something on TV, and talking)
Candle Man: Mystic… please don't choose Chadder over me.
Mystic: I'm above doing anything with him. You, Candle Man, may be a superhero, but Chadder is more like a super weirdo..(Shrugging) I wouldn’t break up with you, Candle Man, even if it was a request from my parents...
(Candle Man and Mystic laugh)
Candle Man: Hey… wanna kiss here?
Mystic: Sure! I'd love to!
(Candle Man and Mystic are about to kiss… but then…)
Shaduck and Limefong: (Off screen) AHEM!
(They are revealed to also sit on the couch, Shaduck next to Candle Man, and Limefong next to Mystic, both having a smug look on their faces)
Limefong: Are you two here to watch the TV with us, or to have romance with each other?
Candle Man: Aw man… you two ruined the kiss!
Shaduck: Who cares about a stupid kiss anyway… NOW LET’S WATCH TV!
Candle Man and Mystic: Ugh, fine… (They reluctantly watch the TV)
(Ten seconds later. CM and Mystic talk AGAIN)
Candle Man: Is today the first time you met Chadder?
Mystic: Nah.
(Flashback to the first time Chadder met Mystic)
Mystic: (Narrating) It was around eight months after UCP got defeated.
(Past!Mystic is walking on the sidewalk, then sees Chadder)
Past Chadder: Hello, beautiful!
Past Mystic: Who are you?
Mystic: (Narrating) He acted just as weird as he always does.
Past Chadder: I'm Chadder! The hottest mouse the world has ever seen! What’s up with you, fromage?
Past Mystic: Eheh… I am Mystic Galaxtic Star! One of the heroes who saved Wikia from turning to actual hell...
Past Chadder: OH! (Falls in love with Mystic as he pulls out a rose) You are so smug and lovely! Wanna date me?
Mystic: (Narrating, as the frame pauses right there) For some reason, he fell in love with me at first sight…
Candle Man: (Also narrating) I did too, ya know.
Mystic: (Narrating) Never mind.
(Frame continues)
Mystic: (Narrating) He asked me to date him.
Past Mystic: Eh, no, sorry… I don't really like you though, and besides, I have a b-
Past Chadder: A butt? Everybody has a butt.
Past Mystic: Wha? NO! (Flies to the Candle Friends house in shock)
(Flashback ends, everything is back to normal.)
Mystic: And that's his story.
Candle Man: At least you rejected him at first sight.
(Candle Man and Mystic continue to watch TV.)
(Episode ends)