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Henry Crissen

'You will NEVER know what power I have been given!"

### Relatives

Lillian Crissen (sister), Sofia Barlowe (Best friend), Abraham Grim (Best friend)

## Overview

Henry James Crissen is the leader of The Church of The Smiling God, and vows to bring peace wherever his god might lead him.

He is white with wavy naturally blonde, almost white hair. He wears his black school uniform and hat with a rain coat, and wears a mask with a large smile on it.

## Biography

Henry Crissen was born along side is sister, Lillian in the small town of Anaconda, Montana. His father died before he was born and his mother worked multiple jobs to make sure they could stay afloat, ultimately ending with them moving from their old home into a new one in Broken Arrow Oklahoma around the age of eight. This changed Henry, slowly turning him anti-social and finding it hard to talk to others other than his sister. This slowly changed when he got into college with his sister and began to meet her friends Abraham and Sofia, spending lots of his time with the fiend group that started to form.

They would go out after school and hang out in an abandoned church they found down the road, hanging lights from the pillars and setting up sleeping bags. Yet one day after school, they headed to the church to see a door with a door frame, standing up in the middle of the church. This encounter would change their lives forever, being trusted by a God with the duty of protecting their town and state by people who would do wrong.

This would turn him into a merciless anti-hero, making sure he would never let his god down.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

* He can conjure bright, magical wire-like strings from his fingers. (There are different types, and each one does something different)
* He can go into people's minds and see past memories and recent thoughts
* Fourth wall breaking

## Trivia

* Lobsterbike originally gave WakefulSlinky an playstation account picture and told him to make a villian out of him, Henry is the final result.
* He can be seen on the left of the Wiki's dark theme.
* Harold has a weird on an off relationship with Henry, sometimes caring about him, and sometimes not really giving a shit.
Cujo the Dog

## Overview

Cujo is the lovely pooch of the Brock household, a delightful sweetheart who everyone wishes would figure out how big she actually is.

She is a Saint Bernard, with a big green collar that has a little sun ornament on it.

## Biography

Bought for his 14th birthday, Cujo is Ejay's loving and kindhearted dog who loves to play and sleep whenever she has the chance. She is always ecstatic when company is over, especially when they're from the EDF, as she can smell her daddy on them.

## Trivia

* Her name, while possibly morbid, is a joke that Ejay quite enjoys, much to the displeasure of his mother.
* Ejay Refers to her as his "baby", taking a more fatherly stance, than acting as siblings like Aiden and Bergus.
* Her nickname around the house is Jojo, pronounced "Yoyo".
* Her collar ornament is the only thing Ejay has ever "stolen", it being something he pocketed after a jewelry store robbery.
* She WILL NOT hesitate to steal food from anyone but Ejay.
* While very sweet, she won't hesitate to protect her family from anything that comes their way.
Texas

"Land of the Free, Home of Mon-ee." - El Diablo

## Overview

Texas (also known as Texico) is a country that is in the middle of North and South America. It is usually the peacekeeper for conflict between the two countries, and is the Freest country on planet Earth.

## Biography

After the loss of the Alamo, a firey rage overtook the citizens fighting for America, enraged that the North could not be bothered to actually fight with them, and instead just said they were. Every creature in Texas was done fighting, and seceded from America, with the North not being able to fight back due to them not seeing anything coming, and not creating a Law declaring them it's enemy.

All U.S representatives were scared off, and all money given to come back was returned with spit on it.

The country quickly Rivaled America's awesomeness, causing President Andrew Jackson to commend them, welcoming the new Prime Sherrif, Boyus Cowlin as an ally of the Americas.

Texas became it's own force against the world, and quickly devolved into what it is today. 98% of modern Texas has been converted to a western desert, only the North half is regular, due to New Mexican settlers being accepted by the Texan Prime Sherrif to take some land as a gift.

## Areas

### North Arbferkle

New Mexico's small area of land, converted into a regular 3 county area, walled off from the rest of Texas.

### The Wildest West

The rest of Texas, a massive scorching desert, filled with pleasant, six shootin' towns, friendly folk all around, and Dangerous people incoming from Mexico, such as Drug Lords like El Diablo.

## Trivia

* In order to become a citizen and own land in Texas, you must own one working firearm, makeshift or not, one kind of rancher hat, and have proof of winning an argument in less than two minutes. This does not apply if you were born in California. You are irredeemable.
* Instead of having a president or king of anything, Texas instead has a Prime Sherrif, the number one officer of the country voted into power once every ten years.
* Texas is in good relations with New Mexico, Vegas Gold, and Illinois, New Mexico due to it having Mexico in it's name, Vegas Gold due to Arcaedo gifting Texas' 11th Prime Sherrif a pony made of rubies, and Illinois due to the 12th Prime Sherrif liking the movie Halloween.
* Texas has a protocol dubbed "Operation: Lone Star", where a GARGANTUAN dome closes over the top of the entire country, and massive jets erupt from beneath it, sending the country into space, should the Earth fall.

## Gallery

A comic featuring Payne, Ejay, Aiden, and Snark in Texas.
Mapas/Monte Olimpo

**Monte Olimpo** es un mapa dedicado a la Colección de Hercules.

El mapa presenta un entorno reconocible y da la sensación de estar flotando en el aire cerca de los dioses que viven en el Monte Olimpo: hay una gran cantidad de nubes en el fondo, y los Corredores deben manejar a traves o alrededor de grandes estatuas de dioses Griegos. Diferentes partes del mapa representan diferentes objetos al estilo del dibujo animado tales como:

* Columnas y edificaciones Griegas en Blanco y Dorado;
* Puertas Doradas;
* Banderas con el simbolo del rayo de Zeus ;
* Y muchísimo más!

El mapa tiene 8 variantes desde donde la carrera empieza y termina:

**Circuito de Zeus****Circuito de Atenas****Circuito de Deméter****Circuito de Ares****Circuito de Hermes****Circuito de Hera****Circuito de Artemisa****Circuito de Apolo**

**Ubicaciones**:
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Habilidades

Las **habilidades** o  **poderes especial** son habilidades únicas en Disney Speedstorm que los Corredores pueden usar durante el juego. Algunas de estas habilidades brindan beneficios personales, mientras que otras se usan para atacar a los oponentes.

Todas las habilidades se pueden activar recogiendo un elemento en el camino que cambia de color con el tiempo. Según el color que haya elegido el jugador, aparecerá una habilidad con el icono en el maletero de su coche. odas las habilidades se pueden usar hacia adelante (presionando un  botón especial) pero algunas de ellas también se pueden usar hacia atrás (presionando un botón especial) lo cual se indica en su descripción. Cada Corredor tiene un conjunto único de habilidades.

El nivel de cada poderes especial está determinado por la cantidad de estrellas que tiene un Corredor. Sólo 2 de los 4 poderes especiales para cada Corredor tienen una diferencia de nivel..

	1. Niveles sin relación con estrellas
	2. Niveles relacionados con estrellas
2. Habilidades Únicas

# Poderes Especial Comunes

## Niveles relacionados con estrellas

 ★★★★★ Combustible de nitro máximo.

 ★★★★★ Velocidad de proyectil más rápida.

 ★★★★★ Mayor duración.

 ★★★★★ Corre hacia adelante para recorrer la distancia más larga.

 ★★★★★ Aura más larga y duración del rastro. La explosión más grande.

 ★★★★★ Velocidad de proyectil más rápida. Mayor duración de pared larga.

 ★★★★★ Dos grandes bombas.

 ★★★★★ Mayor duración de invisibilidad y mayor explosión cuando reapareces.

# Habilidades Únicas

BeastBelleHerculesMegDonaldGoofyMickeyLi ShangMulanElizabethJackBalooMowgliCeliaMikeRandallSulleyFigment

Bestia

 ★★★★★ Duración de grito muy larga y distancia de salto muy grande.

Atrás
Bella

 ★★★★★ Muchos muebles. Duración del pájaro muy larga.

Atrás

Hércules

 ★★★★★ Duración muy larga de Pegasus.

Atrás

Meg

 ★★★★★ Muy larga duracion.

Atrás

Donald Duck

 ★★★★★ Protección muy larga y duración del modo enojado.

Atrás

Mickey

 ★★★★★ Duración muy prolongada.

Atrás

Li Shang

 ★★★★★ Velocidad del bastón muy rápida. Duración de centrifugado muy larga.

Atrás

Mulan

 ★★★★★ Muchos fuegos artificiales. Cohete guiado muy rápido.

Atrás

Elizabeth Swann

 ★★★★★ Muy larga duración.

Atrás

Jack Sparrow

 ★★★★★ Muy larga duración. Mucho combustible nitro.

Atrás

Baloo

 ★★★★★ Mucha fruta.

Atrás

Mowgli

 ★★★★★ Duración del lobo muy larga.

Atrás

Celia Mae

 ★★★★★ Moderate amount of Nitro fuel when Normal. Huge amount of Nitro fuel when Charged.

Atrás

Mike Wazowski

 ★★★★★ Teletransporte a una muy larga distancia.

Atrás

Randall

 ★★★★★ Periodo de tiempo muy largo para el turbo.

Atrás

Sulley

 ★★★★★ Área muy grande para un rugido normal. Área más grande para rugidos cargados.

Atrás

Figment

 ★★★★★ Long speed boost.

Atrás

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Lucifer

### Relatives

Gabriel (brother/rival), Beelzebub (brother), Remiel (brother), The Monolith King (guardian),

## Overview

Lucifer is the Leader of every Demon on Earth, and the Ruler of Deeper Hell, a desolate system of caved off chapels, churches, and other places of regal worship. He rules with cold indifference and is the most powerful Devil on Earth.

He is a large man, with a permanent shadow from his head to his neck and a bit of his chest, long elk-like antlers, and goat ears that sprout from his long pitch black hair. He wears God's toga, and has goat-like legs, similar to Baphomet (which is also where he gets his nickname).

## Simple Biography

The Holy War was won, and Lucifer, Beelzebub, and the lesser Remiel, sought to rule anew, creating a new place deep within the Earth called Hell. Hell was the final area of those deemed unfit to have a happy ending, and would stay here as nigh eternal punishment. He elected Remiel the leader of Hell's top layer, a large mistake, as Remiel made it almost identical to how Earth was at the time, the only difference being that there was more fire, brimstone, and no plant or animal life.

Disgusted, Lucifer created his own desolate landscape, even deeper than the first Hell, where the TRULY demented are destined to arrive once their Doom is met, and they are to be judged by Him, and only Him.

## Abilities

Strong manipulation of the elements, especially fire.

Basic Reality Warping

Intimidating presence

Black Magic

Melee weapon prowess

## Trivia

* If Lucifer used his human form, he'd be in a wheelchair to disguise his cloven hooves.
* Although Lucifer the shadow makes him seem like it, he is not in any way affiliated with Kla'taar or the Nightmare Born, He doesn't even know they exist.
* Lucifer does not know he didn't fully kill Gabriel.
* If Lucifer was an animal, he'd be a king cobra.
* Although he resembles him, Baphomet does not physically exist in the Pwnage universe.
Craptain Mclaw

# Oh wow. You found him. Yipee.

## Overview

God this guy sucks. We FAWNED over him forEVER, when he was just military man with shotgun. I HAD AN INSANE MAN WITH COSMIC SCHIZOPHRENIA AND TELEKINESIS FROM INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS AND THEY WERE COMPARABLE SOMEHOW

He wears a stupid hat with a stupid visor you can see his stupid eyebrows through or something.

## Biography

Wow look, Ian is making comics! I wanna do that! (Tries for 8 minutes before stealing from Twitter to fill in content)

Yeah. That's all this dumbass is. Wasted potential that'll stay wasted, because you're nothing. A nobody. If you're reading this, why don't you saunder on over like you shit yourself, and delete it?

## Trivia

* We copyrighted him and every other Paac character we can remember along with the Pwnage I.D so you can never do ANYTHING with them again.
* He goes to da backrooms thats so cool and liminal bro bruh
* We found the Hailey video and we'll link it the microsecond you do anything that makes us remotely upset.
* We also found out you bought diapers and Bibs for Madi. What the fuck is that all about? I'm just joshin, but hey, if you're still into that, I heard she might be pregnant, so you won't have to wait long to get your fuck on when that thing pops out! Whoo man!
* He has a stupid fucking 50 cal bullet tattoo that's infected because he can't be bothered to take care of anything including himself.
* He has a fetus buried in his back yard because his family is psychotic and 80 thousand dollars in debt.
* He's unable to gain muscle mass because he looks like he was made in a lab. Weak chin and everything.
* Every relationship he's had has been 6 months tops, not counting every time he gets back with them.
* He would've had a daughter named Catalina, but Mr. No Filter and his bunch of Rats came in and shut that shit down.
* When is the next Dead on Arrival song coming out? You're not ready for the Sisyphus mix.
* I'm gonna finish this off with funny flavor text to make this post actually useful, it doesn't have anything to do with you, trash, so you can go tell Thigh Slicer 3000 all about how mean this article is. Bye.

"The sky turns Red..." - Maroonan Armada

"It smells rotten..." - Auditor M

"It's your time." - The Priest
Carians

## Overview

Carians are humanoid creatures coming from a half dimension, Caria. They have a singular eye for a head and have gray skin with dark grey scars with a slight golden lining almost like Calactta marbling all across their body in bog streaks.

## Features

### Anatomy

Carians are larger humanoid creatures with no head, as it is replaced with a variety of a different colored and shaped eye.

Their bodies could grow or shrink up to two feet from their original height on command, as can singular appendages. They have actually have 4 arms, the other 2 tending to appear when in combat or threatened. Their insanely tough and grey skin is from being descendants of Gods, they use this against each other in tournaments to see how long they can last. Any of their internal organs and reproductive system is a complete mystery, making almost no sense about how they reproduce or how they gain protein.

### Life

They live insanely long, and do not grow old. They stop growing old when they hit age 700-800, commonly looking around 25 to 35.

They are very simple creatures yet architecturally stunning, using their very long lifespan creating massive buildings that bend the normal mind. While they do live almost forever, the main reason why they die off is by challenging each other at hand to hand combat till they die. This is very common in their culture with grand tournaments in huge Colosseums.

They battle in a challenge to constantly be the strongest of them all, even as old as 7 to 8.

### Reproduction

They could be birthed in two ways, one being that they are created in the world by one of their parents or being born from the womb, but with two ways they could be created their population is still minor. Being created two different ways does not affect them differently on how they look or act,.

## Trivia

* Odinya and Rayo's father is not Carian, but an Outer God, more retaining their appearance from their mother's genes.
* They are born violent, as more of a biological trait than a learned behavior.
* Their scars are more like zebra print than actual scars. Sort of like a brutal birthmark.
* Rayo was a constant competitor of Carian championship, and she never lost.
* Rayo and Odinya are the only known Carians to still be alive thanks to Rayo's purge of them.
The Red Horse

## Overview

Thought to be ancient folklore, this "Animal", dubbed 'The Jersey Devil' is that of a very mysterious nature.

He's a Large, Chestnut-red Horse, with no mane, and white markings from the heel to the thigh on each of it's legs, like socks.

## Biography

In New Jersey, a little boy looks outside his window, watching his father take the family's horses inside for bed. After a few minutes, a single, stagnant red horse walks just into the boy's view. Standing entirely still in front of the Barn the horses are all being kept inside.

It stands there for what feels like hours, not moving an inch. No tail wafting, no ear flicking, it doesn't even look like it's breathing. The boy, unnerved looks at his door, considering telling his father, but doesn't want to face punishment in case he's just seeing things, it's very late after all.

When he looks back at the window, the Horse's head is ever so slightly turned, so that its eye can be seen. It glows a harsh yellow, as it pierces the psyche of the boy.

Suddenly, a horse from inside the barn begins to shriek like it's being murdered. A shrill scream, but a single one, which is very peculiar, as these horses are a skittish bunch, but it almost seems as if they are staying quiet in hopes to avoid catching the Red Horse's attention.

The boy is terrified of the wailing, and climbs into bed, clutching his pillow around his ears. Little known to him, the Horse still stares with its cold, empty eye toward the window.

The next morning, the boy checks out the window to see the barn open, and the horses out and about, prancing. Relieved, he assumes it was all just a nightmare, running outside to check on them all. As he comes out, his heart sinks, as he sees His father talking to a doctor, and one white horse eing carried on a large stretcher into a big box van.

A Horse Hearse.

The boy's father apologizes for him having to see that,

"Sometimes, it's just time to go."

He pats him on the shoulder, before going to check on the ranch's other animals. The boy runs over to the horse pen to check for any evidence, remembering where it stood, but to his shock...

The Spot didn't have a single hoofprint.

## Trivia

* The Horse is a male.
* The Jersey Devil is Biochronovorous, meaning, like Satan, his diet consists of remaining life force.
* It's not from Hell, nor is it some sort of Cosmic entity. The Jersey Devil is simply a strange anomaly stemming from the whimsical and chaotic properties of Earth.
* This creature is inspired by a scary story my Grandma used to tell me -Lobsterbike
The Witch Followers of the Abyss

"Praise be, the Witch King."

## Overview

A large, and dangerous cult, who knowingly follow the will of Lucifer, using Alchemy, Black Magic, and other forms of Witch craft to convert and abduct more and more people into their regime.

## History

During America's colonization, a Native American named Crow Feeds strays from his usual hunting path in the dead of night, stalking a large Elk for quite a while. After searching around, he feels as though he has lost it, and attempts to head home, disappointed and empty handed. He stumbles into a large, wide open circle in the forest, and in the center stood a gargantuan rectangle, darker than anything he had ever seen in his whole life.

It seemed to ignore the moonlight, having no shadow, and spewing thick clouds of black mist. The smell of coal was heavy in the air, but Crow Feeds stood tall, and attempted to walk past anyway.

Suddenly, a large, skeletal foot, crashes next to the man, paralyzing him with fear. He slowly looks up, as the rest of the Bony Giant emerges, metric tons of smoke billowing from every opening in its body. The Giant looks down at him, and growls in a deep, bellowing voice that seems to shake the Earth around them.

Crow Feeds falls to the ground, curling into a ball and pleading for mercy. The Behemoth, begrudgingly, lifts Crow Feeds by his coat, and gently places him on the ground on the other side of the circle, before returning to the shape, and disappearing back into it. Crow Feeds rises from the ground, and rushes back home to tell his tribe about his experience.

Many years pass after the tribe carries his story forward, and his family line spreads with it, more and more believing in his trial. and basing their lifestyle upon it. After the Industrial Revolution reaches them all, they begin pushing their agenda, and forming the Witch Followers, an Underground cult, that uses dark forces in order to one day return to their true lords.

Today, they have Secret Churches all across the Country, Where they have rituals, practice Witchcraft, and all of the sort, under the guise of humble, God fearing men, women, and children.

## Members & Ranking/Jobs

* Miser Killian: Most recent Crowned Witch King
* Aiden Killian: Heir to the Witch King's Crown

## Trivia

* While they don't sacrifice anything, each member endures extreme methods of Testing in order to prove themselves worthy to the Witch King.
* They learned magic from Lucifer instructing them through ritual.
* While they Kidnap people, they are only used to serve the cult, not for killing.
Mavis the Frog

Mavis Is A Frog From "Animal Show". She Speaks With A Loud, Fun-Loving, Cheerful Voice. She Appears in "Owl and Frog". She Tells Stinky and Jake About How Frogs Are Nocturnal, She Sings "We Come Alive At Night". She Is Voiced By Louise Gold

## Roles

As Crysta in ???gully: The Last ???

As Ly in Leapovitch (Rayman)

As ???

As Sarabi in The ??? King

As ???

As ???

As Swan Odette in The Frog Princess

As Ducky in The ??? Before Time

As Rita I’m Edi, Waffle and Company

As Flamingo in Tinga Tinga Tales (??? Style)

As Gloria I’m Madagascar (??? Style)
Riders of the Pus' Beak

## Overview

An outlawed gang of underwater misfits cast away from their lost city, all ready to weigh their ship down with more than they can yoink.

## History

Due to the strict underwater law of most aquatic cities, bad eggs are usually thrown out, including the rotten fish that now goes by Captain Flintlock Slitneck, starting his under and overwater gang o' criminals.

## Members & Ranking/Jobs

* Flintlock Slitneck: The Captain of the Crew, boasting the most athleticism, endurance, and boosted strategic intelligence
* Hydre: The advisor(s?) of Captain Slitneck, using their 2 times the brains to help with plotting and such.
* Algernon: The "mechanic" of the crew, Uses his knowledge of old to fix up the boat, and make new weapons for them to use.
* Sq'id: The youngest and smallest member, Sq'id is the bait and switch, luring in big creatures by attaching himself to the boat via tentacle, and letting large underwater monsters gulp him up, where he tears them up from the inside out so the crew can eat dinner
* Bruce: The large Lad, helps haul big sacks of Gold, Cannonballs, and other goodies around, while also just being intimidating.
* Minnow Joe: Only really on the ship because he knows how to play an accordion underwater.

## Trivia

* Hydre's Heads, while having two faces, believe they are the same person, so they don't bicker with eachother. It's pretty much like the other head isn't even there.
* Sq'id is 20 years old, which, to the rest of the crew, is only about a few months.
* Bruce is inspired by the Shark of the same name from Finding Nemo, and King Shark from the 2021 Suicide Squad movie.
Gane Street Auditorium and Theater

## Overview

This classic Grand Theater is home to many paranormal beings that subside off of tourist funding, while also being the haunting location of the Ghost of Gane street, and his Vampiric Apprentice.

## Biography

After Nathaniel and Gordon came to perform, they began to get ready to play their hearts out in this beautiful theater, but their aspirations were shattered by the impending Great Depression.

Things fell apart, dreams died, as did men, and the Theater was at it's darkest time, but miraculously, it pulled through. After all of its hardships, the Theater stood tall, welcoming many to come and play to their heart's content.

Then a ghost moved in.

It scared away every performer, except for those who played classical music, or at least music with classical instruments. Now tourists come to the place to try and see ghosts, simultaneously keeping the building afloat with a donation bin, set up by a certain bloodsucking caretaker.

## Areas

### The Stage

A beautiful, glistening stage, with many seats, including some high seats for folks with some more cash. On the actual stage, the unwashable stain of Gordon's "final act" still lies directly in the middle, as a reminder to keep the place in sanctity.

### Trelawney's room

An old Conductor's office that was repurposed into the room of Trelawney, a vampire that works as the Auditorium's "Owner" (he just takes care of the place since he doesn't need to sleep) It's simple enough, with an old computer with modern parts inside, due to him being lazy and not replacing the hardware, His bed, and a small portion of the room that Gordon typically stays in that has his old clothes from when he was shot neatly folded on a table, next to his conductor's stick.

## Trivia

* Gordon gives the "Ghost Hunting" tourists *juuust* enough to make them think there's a ghost, so they'll pay to stay longer. He's delighted to see vloggers, because all he has to do is push over a broom next to them and they'll stay for a week.
The One

# Hey! You found a secret! Good goin'!

### Relatives

Harold (my good pal), Kla'taar (my evil child), Sticholas Fig (Elot's cousin, they're good friends), The Priest (my youngest child who blows up people we do not like)The Worldwatcher (My oldest son who should not be here go back to your dying series),

### Affiliation

Classic Adventures of PWNage!, Human Resources, Stuporpower, Brabbit, Scourge: Cleansing,

## Appearances

### Appears in

everything

Hi i maka da everything here mama mia

## Bible

A very very long time ago, I was in the endless void on my PC. I physically cannot P rank every level in Ultrakill, so obv i start raging, and say "fuck this" and stopped playing. I got bored after I stopped but I'm mad at Ultrakill rn so I don't want to play it, so I start people playground. UNFORTUNATELY AGAIN People Playground has a literal 2 million mods, and it takes around 7 minutes to load. WHO TF HAS TIME FOR THAT?!

While I was waiting for it to load, I started to craft an idea (this is where I go ethereal god mode get ready)

The Cosmos had been born. A glorious amalgamation like no other, all delicately crafted by me, my own perfect haven. Harold and Several others joined me to observe my whimsical experimentation, before they too began to shape it with me.

I created every star, every living being, every grain of sand, every molecule that became the eggs in every mother's ovary, every first and last breath of life in my wondrous space of Light and Dark, Good and Evil, Love and Hate.

Once the foundation had been laid, I rested, to watch everything unfold.

## Epic Stuporpowers

### Cool

I can do anything

metamOAphoses

sexy body

immaculate cheekbones were traded for glorious lusious locks and one eyeball

### Lame

I have an addiction to soder

dick too big ugh it sucks

Can't use a condom for the life of me (Many Children)

## Certified Children

1. Worldwatcher
2. Liam "Coup"
3. Kla'taar
4. Sticholas
5. The Priest
6. Coral
7. Moe'pho
8. Lovebug
9. Crispy (step father)

## Fun Fax

* Hi, I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I am, pizza, Totino's boy.
* I drawed everything except the team 5 stuff which is so slightly better it's painful
* My favorite Pokémon is uhhhh
* uhhhhh
* fuck what is it hold on
* OH YEAH it's Hypno
* or Typhlosion i forgor
* Beelzebub's human form is pretty stolen but he's cool isn't he??
* Certified Hunk
H.a.D.E.S

## Overview

The Hazardous and Dangerous Entity Security branch is a Government Funded operation that specializes in the capture and containment in one of a kind monsters, that is... if they can find any.

## History

After the report of a dangerous monster roaming the northern areas of America, HADES was formed in order to protect the citizens of America. Their business was going good, but eventually the creatures they found weren't all that rare and mysterious anymore.

Due to lack of result, they got NASA'd, receiving little to no funding every year, and losing even less after the landing of King Arcaedo, since the people of Earth began to become much more used to the idea of a wacky universe, and thus did not take such monsters so seriously once they found out Sasquatch were basically glorified Monkeys.

## Entities on Watchlist

### Confirmed Captures

* S2 & C2, otherwise known as Anti-Spiral, and Monochad, respectively. (Brought in April 11th, 2018)
* The Goat Sucker of Mexico, AKA El Chupacabra, who was discovered to actually be an ancient reptile from the era between the Cretaceous and Mesozoic periods. (Brought in October 7th, 1976)
* Sasquatch/Yeti AKA Bigfoot. Discovered in the forests of northern America, this species is actually abundant, so it is just instructed to leave them be. They are just a highly developed primate race. (Found March 12th, 1940)
* La Creatura, AKA Miguela Mochos. Captured by the Earth Defense Force in Mexico (Brought in August 2nd, 2019)
* Portex, AKA Zachary Breen. Turned in by the Chicago Police Department. (Brought in October 4th, 2027)

### Active Investigations

* Transivlanian Piercers, often referred to as "Vampires" are an ancient race of creatures who prey on blood. Some genetics match up with the DNA of the Chupacabra.
* "The Black Patriot" A violent and dangerous monster spotted around eastern and northern America from the mid 1700s to the late 1800s. It is unknown whether or not it is folklore or a real creature due to conflicting evidence.
* "The Jersey Devil" a Strange "Horse" spotted along eastern America, specifically New Jersey, which is where it gets its name. It is unknown whether or not it is real or a Myth, as no witnesses ever attempt to approach it.
* The Toronto Demon is a myth. We will not investigate any further into it as it is nothing but a legend.

## Trivia

* Yes, Bigfoot is a real and active species.
* The Canine version of the Chupacabra also exists, but it's not as interesting as a vampire dinosaur.
Wakeful the Wise & Whiskey Spinnegar

# Hey! You found a secret! Good goin'!

## Overview

Whiskey is Wakeful's "apprentice" in magic terms, but quite an experienced alchemist on his own. He is entirely compelled to try every drink in existence, and will stop at nothing to cross them off his bucket list, and yes, before you ask, he's drank it.

He has long, fluffy white hair, and pale skin. He wears a canvas vest, with a white shirt that has rolled up sleeves. Along with brown pants, a fauld, and leather gloves.

## Biography

A Novice magic user, Whiskey always had an affinity and passion for potions and potion making. Remedies and Rejuvinants were his specialty, but due to the strict new laws of the most prestigious and relevant magic school he could be at, his dreams were crushed, as Alchemy was HIGHLY frowned upon by the crotchety old wizards and warlocks that ruled the school.

So now he was stuck, forced to graduate in a field he had no interest in, while being told his aspirations were nothing but junkie bootleg operations.

He spoke with his head Teacher, one Mister Wakeful, who listened to his complaints with sympathy and understanding. The two bonded after hours with their shared beliefs upon magic, and eventually decided that the School had lost its soul, so they did the only reasonable thing.

Stole all their books and ran the hell away.

Now, Whiskey and Wakeful wander the lands, searching to indulge their new desire, with Whiskey's being a nice tall glass of ice cold anything.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Unlike Wakeful, Whiskey grew up in an area that helped him learn some street smarts, both in charisma and combat.

Several trinkets and tools, most notably his endless bag.

Extreme knowledge of Alchemy, and a bit of necromancy.

Resilience to poison

### Weaknesses

He has a high thirst, especially when active.

Bugs and/or arachnids

High temperatures

## Trivia

* Some of the strangest things he has drank include

1. Unicorn Urine, (mistaking it for milk)
2. Lava
3. Snake Venom
4. Vampire Blood
5. A Goblet of Slime from the Slime King

And much more, that is up to interpretation. (I'll kill you)

* He is pansexual, and has a strange on and off relationship with an Ork Warlord name Ururuk, which he was the Top in.
* He has a large Rat named Icarus, who he taped a propeller to.
* He's most likely a very highly functioning Psychopath.
* He has a huge bug phobia.
The Earth Defense Force

Logo designed by Spiral

## Overview

The Earth Defense Force is a team of the most powerful superheroes on earth, who dedicate their lives to stopping great evils from harming the planet's people.

## History

Created on November 13th, 2012 with the hel of Mayor Billsbroke, the Earth Defense Force was cleared as a Government trusted organization, and was christened as the World's first (public) Superhero team, even gaining their own Head Quarters.

Since 2014, the Earth Defense Force has won several awards, and is welcomed and sanctioned in 146 different countries.

## Members & Ranking/Jobs

* Chad Pwnhammer: Leader
* Spiral Crimsal: Co-leader
* Aiden Killian: Arcane Defense
* Ejay Brocks: Crime Management
* Circa: General Defense & Social Media
* Nugg3T: Media Broadcasting & Crime Alert

Associates

* Michael Billsbroke
* Gabriel Christ
* Aia Nephel
* Snark Thompson
* Elliot Green
* Arcadeo

## Trivia

* The EDF, while government approved, is still its own corporation, fighting for the people instead of the fame.
* Every Member of the EDF has "I can do what I want" passes, which allow them entry to anywhere, and any product for free. They pay anyway.
* The official EDF twitter account (@EDFHQ) is 56% pictures of Timo, Circa's cat, 22% pictures of Bergus, Aiden's rat, and the rest is actual news.
* The EDF did not get a building until a year after it was founded, its original location being in the back of a movie theater.
* Every Member also has a watch with a connection to Nugg3T in it, called a "Chicken Strip". It can Make & receive calls, put up little holograms, record audio, and scan things.
Chromehammer

## Overview

Similar to Burst Spiral, Chad's Ultra Form "Chromehammer" is his extremely powerful final stretch in order to defeat the strongest enemies they could ever go against, and paired with Spiral's Burst, they make a nigh unstoppable team.

His clothes glow much brighter, and his eyes shine a bright blue aswell. His skin begins to shine to a great degree, making it seem shiny, like chrome.

## Abilities

Omnistrength

Flight

Plasmatic bomb throwing

nigh invincibility

Long distance teleport

## Trivia

* Chad's ability of being able to have this form makes him a "Chosen" Tekunin, who have an incredibly strong connection to, and are considered direct descendants of the planet Tekuna's core.
The Priest

"Hello. I bring a message from God."

### Relatives

The One (father), Harold (uncle), Kla'taar (brother), Sticholas Fig (brother), Worldwatcher (brother),

# Hey! You found a secret! Good goin'!

## Overview

The Priest is the guy Harold and I send out when something pisses us off and we don't get the "Cringe-Rush", so he just shows up with a gun.

He's a regular white dude priest but he's entirely glowing yellow, with one occasionally visible eye (Just like his pops :D)

## Biography

After countless attempts of having a universal slayer, we were running out of luck.

Mod was kinda cool but his design was too difficult to remember, Then the Silver reaper was cool but then Puss n Boots came out, so we had no idea what to do.

I was gonna go to bed one night, but then It hit me.

God man kill people?? That is wicked and metal!!

Yeah he's just sorta like a way to cool us off if we see an Owl House hello kitty girl post on youtube or something. It gives us solace to send off our funny little yeller feller and have them be gone.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

He's made of like fairy dust so you can't kill him (epic)

Infinite arsenal of like actually anything

Reality warping

teleportation

### Weaknesses

His whole purpose is to get a job done he doesn't have any ya dummy

## Trivia

* He has his own room in Harold's mansion, an extension under the Library's basement where he meditates most often.
* His favorite weapon of choice, nicknamed "Kid Named Gun" is a PHAT deagle. Sometimes he dual wields two of them.
* He isn't a tool, we love the guy and he knows it. He loves going out and doing stuff and has fun in the chases.
* He takes a whole lotta inspiration from The Batter from OFF. Fuck you coben.
* He's payed a visit to: Helluva Boss, Steven Universe, The Owl House, Amphibia, Gravity Falls, My Hero Acadamia, and he's even met Mr. Beast (They're bros though he didn't kill him)
Darina the Nun

Oh... Oh no...

## Overview

Imprisoner and Guardian of Dire, Darina's life revolves around keeping the Nightmare Beast captive within his stone tomb.

She wears a classic habit with a golden cross.

## Biography

Darina was a young nun, a simple girl with a simple life. After collecting some water from the well, she skipped back to the convent humming a tune of simple notes as she stopped to rest under the comfortable, warm glow of the light post.

Sitting alone on the old wooden bench, a sharp cold pain ran down her spine, and she held her rosary hoping to negate the feeling. Her hum stopped suddenly, as she peered behind her to see a dark abyss.

She muttered a prayer softly, as she began to take in the form of a large, black beast, with tiny red eyes. Her prayer became faster and louder, for she could not tell if the beast was near or far.

Finally, it began to rush at her like a rabid animal, and from the back of her throat, somewhat instinctual, she yelled at the creature in a tongue not even she understood. At first, it seemed to do nothing to the creature, until it stopped, and roared loud, jumping at her, its massive talon-like hand swiping at her, but to its surprise, its hand had been covered completely in stone, inches away from her face.

Blood streamed down her eyes, as more pieces of the Monster's frail body began to harden. It embraced itself in agony, holding itself close with weak knees, until it looked up at her one last time, its head finally combing over with stone, until it fell forward, cracking its head against the hard concrete. She fell to the floor, dozing off, as the now exposed eye of the Monster stared at her with nothing short of Nightmarish hatred.

Waking up to hear her other sisters, she pats around yet can't find their faces in the bright light. Her sisters calm her down, dabbing the blood from her cheeks, but she had gone blind, blind to everything, except the beast sitting across the room from her, perfectly visible in the bleak scape that was her new vision, as an otherworldy voice was distinct from her sisters' interrogation.

"My King will set Me free."

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

* She can see any Nightmare Born beings at a moments notice, even seeing past Malice's illusions.
* As long as she is with Dire, she cannot die of old age.

### Weaknesses

* She is blind, to everything that is not Nightmare Born
* She has no idea how her powers work, or how to tap into them.
* As long as she is with Dire, she is forced to feel starving forever.

## Trivia

* Elliot takes her death very very personally, as she is like a makeshift daughter to him.
* As Dire has a burning hatred for Darina, she doesnt really mind him, almost treating him as an unpleasant friend.
* Darina's ability to freeze Dire in the stone comes from her being another reincarnation of Pandora, similar to Sarah and Aia. She was going to grow up to be that generation's outlet of Pandora's Perception, but she never grew old enough to fully grasp at her power, and using so much of it caused her to go mostly blind, as she stared directly at the lantern's fire.
Tekuna

* Planet
* Person

"Home of the Space Hippies."

## Overview

A planet similar to Earth in far off space, home of the Tekunin race, a bunch of blue, peace loving guardians that make it their goal to help those in need.

## Biography

### Climate

Tekuna's weather is always fair, with a breeze just right blowing all across the world. It has ice storms instead of regular rain due to the Atmosphere being frigid, and the clouds are cold enough to stand on.

It has vast oceans, Deep Blue Jungles, Teal Plains, and Chilly Bergs.

### Culture

Tekunans worship the planet, believing it to be alive just as they are, and treating it with utmost respect, never taking advantage of its resources too much. Tekunans love helping others, and often leave to space to travel across the galaxy, looking for a planet in need of assistance.

They also have their own language callled Cret'ekal.

## Areas

**Sky Blue Sanctus** - A large city in Chokote, a country in Tekuna, where Chad Pwnhammer was born. It's Utopian in design, and extremely peaceful.

## Trivia

* Tekuna is such a spiritual place that they've earned the title "Space Hippies"
* The surface of the planet is very similar to the Saiyan planet from Dragon Ball.

## Overview

Tekuna is the peace-loving deity from the stars who witnessed it all, deciding to condense himself into the core of the planet it now remains.

It wore regal/tribal clothing, and had vibrant blue skin, which glowed along with its piercing white eyes.

## Short Biography

Unlike most of the other Cosmic Entities in the Universe, Tekuna simply wanted to explore, not hellbent on having some sort of purpose.

He traveled the galaxies, taking everything in and appreciating the feeling of being alive, until it had enough, and decided to settle down, curling up and becoming the ethereal core of the rock it created to protect itself during its nap. The Rock eventually began to have life, and the title of Planet was bestowed upon it.

## Abilities

Emotikinesis

Reality Warping

Radiance

Immortality
Chloe Green

"Was that supposed to hurt?"

### Relatives

Elliot Green (father), Odinya Green (mother), Mitsumi Kakyna (aunt), Dwaine Foster (uncle/family friend),

## Appearances

### Appears in

Classic Adventures of PWNage!, The Lazarus Project,

## Overview

Chloe Marie Green is the daughter of Elliot and Odinya Green, giving her a human body with almost godlike powers from her mother. She has grey skin and dark grey scars all across her body, pure white hair and yellow eyes, with one of these eyes being closed due to the scar across her face.

## Simple Biography

After Michael's death, the rest of the team that had survived moved in with each other down in a valley in Yosemite, California. This finally gave Odinya and Elliot the chance to have a child of their own, this came true when Chloe Green was born. Her birth had a massive effect on Elliot, completely dropping his drinking addiction that he had been hooked on for almost 10 years to be better for her when she is growing up.

She grew up under her dad's wing, taking on hunting, hard work and ultimately just taking after her father's grizzly yet caring persona even at her young age. Later, when 17, she moved out to live with her Uncle Jamie in Chicago. Dwain showed her the ropes, taking her spray painting and teaching her everything about Chicago. Soon she saw a local gang of organized crime that hadn't been stopped, she decided to go behind her uncle and dawn the mask and become Raymond Hawk.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

* Almost impenetrable skin
* Flight
* Object levitation
* She can taste!

### Weaknesses

* She does not have the ability to conjure six arms like Odinya or Rayo
* Any other Carian would be able to kill her with ease

## Trivia

* She loves Hall & Oats and a collection of 60s-80s music.
* Because of her Carian blood, she would far outlive Elliot and Mitsumi.
* She bleeds gold just like her mother.
* Unlike her mother, she doesn't really like any cartoons, but still watches them with her mom.
* For show & tell at school, she brought Mitsumi.
* Chloe always wanted to meet uncle Steven, listening to how many stories about him Elliot had told her as she grew up.
* She loves playing Guitar Hero with her dad.
* Her one open eye is a nod to her mother's one eye
The Monolith King

## Overview

The Monolith King is a massive black skeleton that dawns a black crown, it emits grey thick smog from any opening from its skull. It wears broken armor and has a long tattered cloak and carries his broken long sword.

He serves to protect the "Monolith", a Gateway to Hell from the Overworld.

## Simple Biography

Minos was once a powerful king, filled with wrath and might, claiming himself as the son of Zeus, and laying waste to the lands of Greece and its people. One day, he was invited to a massive palace to meet another great ruler, Ozymandias. In his room while taking a bath, Ozymandias's daughters poured scalding hot water on him until he died. Hundreds of years later, Lucifer and Beelzebub returned him to life in Hell, and made him an offer. He was given two choices, to protect the gateway to Hell from the Overworld, or burn in its endless flames. Minos accepted the deal and became guard of Hell's door, the Monolith, slowly decaying, yet growing in size, becoming the 150ft black skeleton he is present day.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

He emits a thick black fog that can cover the ground, making it almost impossible to see

He carries the hilt of his broken claymore, the blade forged anew in smog.

Despite his size, he is very fast.

### Weaknesses

He is brittle, being dead and decaying for many many years.

## Trivia

* The Monolith king can be seen as the center piece in the Wikipedia's Dark theme.
* He is able to speak ancient greek, yet doesn't, knowing no one will ever be able to understand him.
* People think he would be very aggravated but if you do not get close to him, he will simply stare at you, ready for your next move.
* For epic and really loud monolith voice, CLICK HERE
* The words he says are actually lines from Minos Prime in ULTRAKILL, just in a deep and low ancient greek.