Alincolnism

The lack of belief of an entity called Abraham Lincoln.

### Quotes

"Is Abe willing to prevent civil war but unable? Then he is impotent. Is he able but unwilling? Then he is malevolent. Is he able and willing? Then whence cometh civil war? Is he unable and unwilling? Then why call him President?"

"Remember, presidential claims require presidential evidence, and until presidential evidence is proposed, alincolnism is the default position."

"That dog is an alincolnist. A new-born baby is an alincolnist. And you should be an alincolnist too."

"The Gospel of Booth was found where it says lincoln planned with a hesitant Booth beforehand his sacrificial death at Ford theatre. However, that document is clearly a forgery, and so removed from the supposed time lincoln was to exist that it is just an example of mytho-history of Ameri-gnosticism."

"Supposedly, the current Secretary of Defense of the USA is A. Blinken. Obviously, this is just a perversion of 'Abe Lincoln'. All just the same myths constantly retold."

"If 'lincoln' was such a great president, then why did he (allegedly) order the extermination of hundreds of thousands of American men? If this isn’t a head-shot to lincolnism, I don’t know what is."

"We’re all alincolnists, I just go one lincoln further."

"If you need an imaginary president to help you believe slavery was wrong, you lack empathy."

"If Lincoln was real, why is there still slavery in the world if he supposedly freed them?
If Lincoln was real how come there are still civil wars if he supposed won the civil war?
If Lincoln was real how come we haven't had more Lincolns in the White House??
It's the current year! Time to stop believing in 19th century fairy tales!!"

"Well, he may have existed–and even been President, but he did not give the Gettysburg address or sign the Emancipation Proclamation, nor was he assassinated at Ford’s Theater. These are all legendary stories embellished by abolitionists. He actually died a natural death as a plantation owner in India."

"1. One of the greatest challenges to the human intellect has been explaining how the emancipation of 19th century American slaves occurred.

2. The natural tendency is of course to attribute this emancipation to Abraham Lincoln.

3. This tendency is false, as it necessarily raises the problem of who emancipated the emancipator.

4. The most ingenious and powerful explanation for this emancipation is the Marxist Dialectic.

5. We don’t have an equivalent explanation for who occupied “Lincoln’s” Presidency at this time.

6. We should not give up hope for an explanation arising in the theory of who occupied the Presidency at this time. Something as ingenious and powerful as the Marxist Dialectic.

Therefore, Abraham Lincoln almost certainly does not exist."

"There are many terms that prove Lincoln is an anachronistic projection of the later proto-orthodox Republican community in Antioch (Illinois). The term “Lincoln Continental” suggests a period after the automobile had been invented. The term “Lincoln Log” suggests a time after the computer was invented. It seems probable that Abraham Lincoln (Abraham being an obviously invented moniker referencing the mythical origination of the proto-orthodox Republican community) was invented whole cloth as the necessary father figure to explain such things as automobiles and computers, as well as provide themselves with a mythical lineage-chief, by superstitious peasants along the shore of Lake Michigan."

##### Sources

https://cltruth.com/2013/abraham-lincoln-myth/
https://www.facebook.com/alincolnism