Balcony/Princess Story

Collect all of the Princess' 10 Food Soul Anecdote stories

 I often think about the female Food Soul I saw on the road that day.
 She was dressed in full armor, and bore a heroic expression.
 She protected her Master Attendant without fail. I think she could accomplish any feat if it was for her master's sake~
 She carefully helped her master ward off the crowds.
 If they ran afoul of someone with ill intent, she subdued that person on thes pot.
 Aaaaaaahhh, she was just too cool.
 I wish I had a Food Soul like that.
 **She's Not There For The Coffee**

 After I finish eating, I think I'll go visit that coffee house again.
 The owner was just too handsome.
 Calm and mature, but he sometimes let slip a teasing smile.
 You could feel the laughter in his eyes through his sunglasses...
 And then there's Chocolate, one of the regular customers. He's warm and bewitching, with the most amazing voice.
 I dream of recieving one of his roses.
 One time, Chocolate and Coffee's eyes met.
 They fell silent for several seconds, and the way Chocolate smiled at him...
 Eeeeek! That scene...it was too amazing!
 I want to bring both of them home with me!
 **★ A Glorious Scene**

 Omigod, I'm so jealous of Tiramisu.
 She's sweet, cute, and dignified.
 Not like a certain fan-waving nuisance -- always saying "little missy" this, "little missy" that.
 I really want to be like Tiramisu.
 The most important thing is...
 She has a good relationship with Chocolate!
 Chocolate even talks to her!
 One time, they sat together and chatted all afternoon.
 Waaahhh... I want to chat with Chocolate.
 How can I not envy her?
 **★ Subverting Expectations**

 Hey, waiter, hold up. I have a question for you.
 Yes, young lady, what is that you need?
 I wanted to ask you, who were those cute little shota brothers who came into the restaurant yesterday?
 Do you mean Double Scoop?
 So their name is Double Scoop, huh...that's adorable...do you have their contact info? Give it to me.
 I'm very sorry, but I don't have it. Servers can't invade the customers' privacy.
 Why are you all such spoilsports? A cute girl is asking for their contact info, don't be like this.
 Sorry, miss. Even without the rules, we still wouldn't have dared to ask those two kids for their contact info.
 Hm? Why's that?
 Because the person they were waiting for to eat with was really...too intimidating.
 Intimidating?
 Yeah, she was a young woman with an icy demeanor, and she also had an eagle.
 Phew, that's no ordinary woman.
 That young woman had an imposing aura. It felt like she was a soldier.
 Whoa...a...a soldier?
 **★★ You Just Had To See It**

 Waiter, have you ever raised a cat?
 I'm sorry, miss, I've never had the pleasure.
 Well, do you know that Food Soul with the cat ears?
 Huh? Are you talking about Bonito Rice?
 Yeah, him! Bonito Rice was asleep under a tree with a cat in his arms--he looked so cute!!!
 It felt like his body and mind were completely restored.
 ... So you want to raise a cat?
 Nooo~ I just enjoy seeing them together with their kitties.
 One time, Sanma was relaxing under a tree in his neighborhood, and he also had a kitty sleeping beside him.
 I wanted to stare at that scene forever.
 ... I don't understand what you're saying.
 Back then, I woke Sanma up, and he held a finger up to his mouth, signaling for me to be quiet so I wouldn't disturb the kitty's nap.
 That feeling of warmth and love--it was too amazing!
 ... That... that certainly is... quite lovely.
 (Just what is she trying to say?)
 **★★ Her Weak Point**

 Hey, waiter.
 Hello, is there something that you need?
 Do you know who that one muscleman is?
 The... muscleman?
 That guy who came into the shop yesterday. His hair was really long, and he had a head ornament with two pointy horns on top of his head.
 Oh, do you mean Tempura?
 Tempura... what a handsome name! Do you know what he likes?
 What he likes...? We only pay attention to what kinds of foods our customers like...
 Seriously? You're useless. You don't know anything other than what he likes to eat? For example, what type of person he likes, or when he likes to come here?
 What type of person... I suppose he likes children?
 Children?
 Yes, Tempura frequently brings a young Food Soul here to eat. They get along really well.
 Ugh... I can't handle children.
 **★★★ An Order From On High**

 Hey, waiter, what's the song that you're playing in the restaurant right now?
 Oh, we aren't playing any song. Some customers are performing outside.
 What?
 It's Cola and his buddy Hamburger. They're doing impromptu show in the restaurant.
 Hamburger and Cola? Aren't they the team that placed first in that big competition?
 Yup! They frequently come here to eat, and once the boss got to know them, they started performing here from time to time to boost popularity.
 Wow! Really? Hey, if I wait here, could you find them and get me an autograph?
 Eh... that probably... won't be too hard?
 Do NOT make light of your princess's orders. We asked, can you do it or not.
 Yes, yes, yes, of course I can. The customer is god! We will do everything in our power to fulfill your request.
 That's more like it.
 **★★★ Fandom**

 Hurry, hurry! Hurry and bring it out.
 Bring what out?
 You promised to let me borrow the new comic!
 In exchange for one paltry meal? This is a valuable item-- you'll have to do better than that!
 Argh, what do you want?!?
 Don't you think the Lobster and Duck doujinshi is worth a full week of lunches?
 ... Fine... fine! I promise, okay?!?
 Hehe, that's a wise decision. I'll let you in on a secret at no extra cost: This doujinshi is already out of print.
 Huuuh? What happened?
 Well, those two went to the convention, and stumbled upon that particular booth...
 Then what? Then what?!?
 Hehe, Lobster just about destroyed the convention center.
 And Duck?
 Duck kept smiling as if nothing was wrong, and walked off. But...
 But?
 After that, this doujinshi went out of print.
 Whoa!
 **★★★★ Question of Taste**

 Uh... Do you want to ask me something? You look like you're holding your tongue.
 I'm just curious about you.
 Curious? What is it abut us that you find so curious?
 Day in, day out, you like this hottie, you like that hottie--just what kind of man do you actually like?
 To hear that from you... wow. Am I really that fickle?
 So what kind of man do you actually like?
 Since you asked... um... someone mature and dependable, like Yellow Wine?
 Huh? You're not a fan of the cute ones, like Gyoza?
 I like them too, but I prefer Yellow Wine's type, okay?
 What's so great about him?
 Haven't you noticed? When Yellow Wine brings Jiuniang here to eat, the way he gazes at her... it's so sweet, my heart just wants to burst!
 Um... is that so?
 Yes! I want him to watch over me with that loving gaze! I wish I could be Jiuniang...
 Okay, I've heard enough.
 **★★★★ The Princess and the Knight**

 I heard you're engaged?
 I know--good deeds go unnoticed, rumors spread like wildfire.
 Well? Well?!? Is it true?!?!?
 No, I'm not interested.
 Does that mean the guy isn't your Prince Charming? Or... that you have your own plans?
 You've got to keep this a secret. A while back, I snuck out of the palace, and I ran into some bandits.
 Huh?!?
 But, I was rescued by a fiery red knight. When he used his twin swords to drive off the enemy, oh... he looked so...!
 A fiery red knight? That sounds kind of familiar. Doesn't Steak, from this restaurant, dress like that?
 He's a Food Soul!?!
 A guy that strong? Of course he is! But he's so handsome, who cares if he isn't human~?
 Hmm... I need to think about this.
 Hey... I was joking.
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