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Gram-negative bacteria

**Gram-negative bacteria** are bacteria that have a negative weight.

Gram negative bacteria are somewhat common on Earth, and large underground colonies of them are the cause of various natural disasters such as earthquakes, gravity storms, and Mass Levitation Events. However, gram-negative bacteria also have many useful applications, such as to power anti-gravity devices and vehicles like airplanes and rockets.

An example of a gram-negative bacteria genus is *Helicopterbacter*, which can cause Spontaneous Levitation Syndrome (SLS) if left untreated after signs of infection appear (mainly lightheadedness). *Helicopterbacter* species have also been found to be a significant component of the microbiome in many birds, bats, and insects, which is thought to give them the ability to fly. Gram-negative bacteria are absent in the microbiome of flightless birds such as chickens and penguins, further pushing the theory that gram-negative bacteria gave animals the ability to fly.

## History

The Wleft Brothers were the first to successfully control cultures of gram-negative bacteria to levitate off the ground without getting ejected into space. Not long after that, bacterial flight technology took off and led to the development of modern day air travel.
Planck dollar

The **Planck dollar** (đ) is the unit of currency in the system of Planck units. It is roughly equal to 0.0002 cents as of 2022¼.

## Definition

The Planck dollar is defined using Cluade Shannon's discovery that information has intrinsic monetary value directly proportional to its entropy. The Planck dollar is defined to be the intrinsic monetary value of 1 nat of entropy.

## Quantization of money

It is an empirical fact that money is quantized in units of the Planck dollar. Various methods of measuring the Planck dollar that exploit this effect have been devised. The most used in practice is the Quantum Debt Effect, which involves minute differences between actual and effective debt.

## Use in Physics

The Planck Dollar, being based on universal constants, is the IURU unit of monetary value (not to be confused with the unit of monetary charge, which is the dollar). The value of the Planck Dollar appears in Bertrand Multistein's formulas for the relativity of monetary prices.
Fracking (Olympic sport)

**Fracking** is an Olympic sport where athletes compete to hydraulically fracture bedrock to release fluid substances such as petroleum, natural gas, aquifer water, magma, liquid nails, ferrofluid, watre, JuiceFish® brand pomegranate juice, various omega-sv fatty acids, cheese, natural liquid, tarbiumendory, fluoroantimonic acid, the elixir of life, quicksand, Bee Oil, quark-gluon plasma, baked beans, and the tears of the competitors from last time the event was held. It has a fairly high fatality rate of 49.8%.

## Gameplay

Competitors ("frackers") are each given an indestructible shovel and an infinitely long water hose and instructed to go anywhere in the world, dig a deep hole, and start fracking. After a day has passed since the competitors were equipped, the athlete who has released the largest total volume of endogenous fluid from the local bedrock wins.

## Danger

The obvious danger in the sport of fracking is encountering some of the deadlier naturally-occurring fluids within bedrock, such as the aforementioned liquid nails and baked beans as well as hot air, molten tungsten, and eels. However, most competitor deaths are surprisingly unrelated to the actual sport itself; instead, competitors tend to die in airplane crashes; hit themselves on the head with their shovel on accident, pass out, and fall off a cliff; get shot in drive-by shootings; spontaneously combust; spontaneously be magically transformed into popcorn with the density of helium; get arrested for tax fraud while the event is occurring and die in prison; or have other similar incidents befall them, including one terribly unfortunate[disputed] one where a prominent Beniɲ fracker was trampled by a mob of angry environmentalists. It is widely conjectured that this is because God Himself hates the sport and has a personal vendetta against everyone who plays it. However, when interviewed by George Silt on the subject, God denied this, saying He preferred Guilt by Association Football but couldn't fault frackers for trying their best.
Bombing

**Bombing** is an Olympic sport in which players drop explosive devices from airplanes in an attempt to create as much destruction as possible. It is notable for being the only Olympic sport in which the fatality rate of spectators is greater than the fatality rate of players. The fatality rate of players is 27.9%, and that of spectators is 78.5%.

## Gameplay

In bombing, each player is given a plane, and a specified quantity of various explosive devices are loaded onto it. Then the players are given various targets to destroy, and they seek to destroy as many targets as possible.

## Deaths

Due to the extremely high fatality rate of spectators, being even higher than the fatality rate of the legendary Catch, bombing is a highly controversial sport. Many anti-bombing activists consider the fatality rate of spectators to be unacceptable. However, pro-bombing activists maintain that spectators can mitigate the dangers of bombing. Due to lobbying by the International Federation of High Explosive Manufacturers, bombing has remained in the olympics.

## History

Bombing was added to the Olympics in 1999, though it likely dates back much further. The earliest known game of bombing was during the Moderately Great Spider War between Antarctica and spiders. Pilot I. T. Litotes (unrelated to Q. Q. Q. Litotes) of Antarctica won the game.

In the Olympics, Antarctica and Mooseyland are the frequent winners, as they are in a state of perpetual war, and so their players are extremely experienced in bombing.

While bombing is generally causes lots of spectator deaths, the bombing finals of the 1945 Japan Olympics was unusually deadly.
RSG 21

**RSG 21** was an extremely massive, luminous star. Is is the 21st entry in the RSG catalog of stars. It is powered by a spider accelerator. In 2007, the primary component RSG 21A exploded in a supernova, leaving only its companion RSG 21B.

## Possible involvement with life on Earth

Non-spider life on Earth started when a relativistic spider coming from RSG 21's direction hit Earth. Given that RSG 21 is powered by a spider accelerator, this suggests that it may have caused this event.
Python

**Python** is an element with atomic symbol Py. It is a noble gas.

## Properties

Python is a light blue noble gas with a boiling point of just below room temperature at 150°C. It is generally unreactive, however, scientists have created compounds such as pydroxide chloride (

[

Py

2

H

5

O
]

Cl

−

{\displaystyle {\ce {[Py2H5O]+Cl-}}}

) and pythe acid (

[

PyN

4

]

−

H

{\displaystyle {\ce {[PyN4]- H+}}}

).

## Formation

Python is formed primarily as a side effect of heavier elements such as saturnium undergoing xi-decay. Due to the abundance of heavy, unstable elements that xi-decay, python is one of the most abundant elements, with a cosmic abundance of 5%. Python is also formed when high-energy particles hit neodymium.
Charles Walter Maddison Fjordbank

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**Charles Walter Maddison Fjordbank**, often abbreviated **CWM Fjordbank**, is a cryptologist, linguist, self-described "Dunning-Kruger effect expert", and television personality famous for hosting the game show CWM Fjordbank's Vext Glyph Quiz. He was, briefly, a player for the Turing Oracles, however, in his first game he was near-fatally wounded and quit the team.

CWM Fjordbank is the brother of Jimmy Fjordbank.

## Notes and References

1. ↑ Fjordbank, Charles. *I know a whole lot about the Dunning-Kruger effect; I'm a total genius*. Stochastic Hotel, 200π
Long 0

**Long 0**, denoted 0̄, is a quasiinteger that shares the same value with 0, 0., and -0. Its unique property lies in the powers of 0̄. 0̄2 is 0, 0̄3 is 0., and 0̄ to the power of any number between 3 and 59048 is 0.. However, 0̄59049 is 1, 0̄59050 is 2, and the series continues. In other words, 0̄59048 + *n* is equal to *n* where *n* is any natural number. It is the only known number that is known to exhibit this property.

## DOTS Conjecture

the **DOTS conjecture** is the conjecture that 0̄ is the only number in which

x

y
n

=
n

{\displaystyle x^{y+n} = n}

 where *y* is any real number and *n* is any natural number. The conjecture was first proposed in 2002 by Ešónn Krčíes and Gichard Ruy, two members of DOTS.

## References

1. ↑ *That's not a Zero: Quasiintegers that Share 0's Value*. Ešónn Krčíes and Janet, August bth, 200sv.
History of gender

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Until circa 65540 BCE, the concept of masculinity did not exist, so the only genders accepted as true genders were feminine and nonbinary (although it was still called nonbinary). The concept of masculinity did not even exist in partial or hybrid form (so there was no concept of androgynous, demiboy, aporangi, or any other instance of gender with a masculine aspect) before this time. This changed once the concept of men were invented, starting with John Masculinity circa 65540 BCE. When men began to exist, the genders were originally all equally regarded, but after several years of men existing, John Sexism invented sexism, which ended up giving men a net advantage over women and nonbinary people.[citation needed] One instance of this is the women and enbies being kicked out of The Council of Men Called John. Because of men's tendencies towards violence, such as instigating three John Council Wars, and other negative aspects of masculinity, some people complained about masculinity, but others defended it, claiming that it had some positive aspects. This prompted John Demiboy to introduce a watered-down form of masculinity, thereby becoming the first nonbinary person with a masculine aspect (and also the last person admitted to The Council of Men Called John before the Third John Council War).

After the Third John Council War, John Gendered Names invented the practice of assigning new peoples' genders based on their names in order to retroactively justify the expulsion of non-men from The Council of Men Called John; however, previously-existing people were not renamed. This continued until two weeks ago, when John Sex-Based Gender Assignment introduced the current system of assigning genders to new people based on their sex assigned at birth; prior to this, there was no correlation between gender and biological sex. However, out of respect for John Gendered Names, names are chosen to match the person's gender in order to continue the gender associations of names that John Gendered Names instituted.

## Footnotes

1. ↑ This can be deduced from the fact that sexism was invented by a man (specifically John Sexism) and therefore could not have existed before men existed.)
2. ↑ whether this tendency exists inherently or is merely created by social pressures, or is just a perception resulting from generalization off of several incidents, is hotly debated
Demonic Knife

## Summary

Satan's Demonic Knives are a brand of kitchen knives sold world-wide. They are produced by Satan using Hell-Uranium, they are forged with large amounts of the Uranium embedded into the blade.

## Marketing

Their primary feature promoted in marketing is their ability to immediately cook any food that is sliced using them due to the incredible amount of radiation emitted from the blade. Much of the marketing material also includes a legal disclaimer informing the consumer that there is a risk of acute radiation poisoning.

The marketing of Satan's Demonic Knives was so successful that everybody in the United Kingdom (not to be confused with the refugee camp) holding a Knife license acquired a Demonic Knife. This eventually contributed to the Great London Knife Fight of 2017.

## Use in surgery

The Demonic Knives also have uses in medical procedures. This is due to their ability to instantly cauterize any wound or incision.
2017 large cardinal incident

The **2017 large cardinal incident** was an incident which occurred in 1994. Its aftermath resulted in the outlawing of discussion of Strongly Weak Cardinals in France and Canada.

## Background

In the year of 813478913247, Gœrg Çanʈ͡ŧor invented the Bee Cardinal, a large cardinal extending Strongly Weak cardinals. This resulted in uproar from mathematicians.

## Event

In early 1994, an unknown set theorist claimed that they had shown that Strongly Weak Cardinals were inconsistent with QCD. This resulted in their ostracization. When another set theorist showed that no Strongly Weak cardinal was a Weakly Strong cardinal, Strongly Weak Cardinals, which were already on weak footing due to Çanʈ͡ŧor and the other mathematician, were banned.

## Notes and References

1. ↑ Despite certain claims to the contrary.
2. ↑ In the Sиt͡ɕraɳ calendar; the Gregorian Calendar had not yet been implemented in France and Canada despite the Sиt͡ɕraɳ calendar's increasingly rapid drifting from its intended dates

1. ↑ Heav, Regarding the Bees of Çanʈ͡ŧor's Theories
2. ↑ Kronecker: "Integers manned creation; All else is God"™™®™
3. ↑ Person Who Contributes To Flurries of References, Opinion: Bee Cardinals are even less palatalizable than bimanual plosives
4. ↑ Ibid.
5. ↑ Ibid.
6. ↑ Ibid.
7. ↑ Iauction.
Secretary Bird

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The **Secretary Bird** (Sagittarius serpentarius) is large bird of prey. It is a member of the order Accipitriformes, along with some other birds of prey such as Kites, Rhombuses, Triangles, and Trapezoids. The secretary bird is known for collaborating with the Loan Shark in a mutualistic way, with the Loan Shark paying the Secretary Bird to be its personal assistant.
French Revolution II: The Sequel

The **French Revolution II: The Sequel**, also known as the **Second French Revolution**, was a sequel to the original French Revolution, meant to guillotine people with fancy salt shakers.

## Causes

In pre-revolutionary France, the aristocracy liked to use pepper-boxes, fancy salt (not to be confused with slat) shakers. During the French Revolution, the association with the aristocracy was strengthened by pro-revolution propaganda. After the Original French Revolution, the Jacobins realized they forgot to guillotine the pepper-box using "aristocracy", and so followed up with the Second French Revolution.
Killcat Disappearing

**Killcat Disappearing** is a phenomenon where any human who kills a house cat (whether intentional or accidental) will spontaneously disappear shortly after. This phenomenon is known to have happened for at least 3,593 years, as records dating back to over 1000 BC have shown the existence of this phenomenon. Interviews with Janet and Satan have shown that the people who disappeared reappear in hell approximately 4 hours after their disappearance.

## Secondary Properties

Killcat disappearing, unlike other similar anomalous phenomena, has a unique property when spoken about verbally. When someone disappears this way and another person questions why, anyone answering the question will also disappear and reappear in hell in the same fashion, unless they anwer the question with the exact phrase "he who dislikes the cat was in his former life a rat."
Surviving

**Surviving** is an autumn Olympic sport in which participants sit in the middle of a stadium. Participants are allowed to chat. The sport has a fatality rate of 57.142857…%, tying with the Triples Kayak Cannon Battle one of the most deadly Olympic Sports.

## Gameplay

In Surviving, players sit in a stadium, or more traditionally, a field. There are no winners or losers, only Survivors. After a 1 hour period, time is called, and the remaining survivors leave the field.

## Deaths

As with Catch, the obvious risks associated with Surviving make it somewhat controversial. After a particularly gory game, one janitor remarked that he should just retire, sparking public outrage. In response to this, the IOPACCU gave no comment.
Dog

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*Not to be confused with Dog (animal).*

**Dog** is a hypothetical[citation needed] primeval deity, and the faithful companion of God.

## History

As with God, there is little evidence of a time before Dog existed. Dog's exact origin is unknown, and is thought to have come prior to God's primeval sneeze (in fact, some[who?] have suggested the sneeze was due to Dog knocking over God's pepper shaker whilst God was dining). Regardless, Dog had a great impact on the creation of the universe, being responsible for creating the entirety of the constellations Canis Major, Canis Minor, Canis Venatici, Lupus, and Vulpecula, notably the Sirius system.

Dog is largely absent during the events of the Bible, as He was being taken on a walk by Janet at the time, but along with Janet features prominently in the Bible II: The Sequel.

In recent years, an interview between Dog and George Silt went viral on the Internet, many describing it as "the cutest video ever!!!", "best boi!", or "this quote was obviously taken out of context and you just lost the game"[citation needed].

## Abilities

Like God, Dog is a being of extraordinary power, although, unlike God, Dog freely admits His power is limited. He is one of only two beings known to enjoy eating bees (including, in one instance, apiobees), suffering only a few ill effects in the process. He is known to be somewhat less intelligent than the average human, but is regarded as having infinite wisdom. He is capable of manifesting in the physical world, usually but not always taking the form of a dog (obviously). Most notably, Dog has the ability to instantly cheer up any mortal in a bad mood, which He frequently employs.

## Activities

Dog is well-known for exercising divine intervention frequently, and is known for using it well. (In fact, opinion polls among mortals about which deities should be legally permitted to use divine intervention give Dog's approval rating with respect to the institution of divine intervention at 83%, a full 21 points higher than the next-closest deity, Grobfoblob, Lord of Bagels.) Dog also frequently goes on walks and chases tennis balls thrown by other deities, and enjoys being pet very much. Dog is eternally faithful to God, and is His closest companion, although God would formerly shut Dog in a back room while talking to mortals.

## Names

Dog, like most other deities, is known by a variety of names and epithets:

* Doggo
* God's Best Friend
* The Divine Canine
* Dog the Eternally Huggable
* The Retriever of Souls
* Dog K. Smith, Sr., PsyD
* The Goodest of Bois
* Hewhay
* Havohej
* Halla

## Notes and References

1. ↑ Another has been proven to exist in MASTCon but their identity is unknown.
Dominican Caillat (Food)

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A **Dominican Caillat**, (also known as a **Dominique Caillat**) is a type of Caillat containing mostly meats and a sauce, which is often made with Beese Porridge.

## Etymology

The Dominican Caillat Originated in the Dominican Republic, after which it was named.
Dread (disambiguation)

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**Dread** may refer to:

* The dread numbers, a class of infinite cardinals,
* dread, the emotion
* John Dread, the inventor of the aforementioned emotion.
The North Pacific Toxic Gas Cloud

The **North Pacific Toxic Gas Cloud** is a cloud of toxic gas which is located in the north Pacific Ocean.

## Cause

Although nobody actually knows what's causing the cloud to form, the scientific consensus is that Satan has been pumping industrial waste up from a smokestack situated in the crater of Los Angeles into the atmosphere so that Hell can remain below the recommended pollution levels.

## Composition

Scientists from The Zee Lands sampled the gas cloud in 260 AC (after christchurch/Air Conditioner) and found that it is composed of 15% Hell-Uranium Particles, 5% Essential Spider Oil vapor, 30% Carbon octachloride gas, and 50% Demonic Screams. Despite its toxicity the gas cloud still remains the only source of the extremely rare Carbon Octachloride (CCl8) on earth.

## Impending Climate Disaster

Conspiracy theorists claim that the toxic cloud will soon encompass the entire globe, however us sane folkWeasel Words see it as a good thing, because the cloud is an amazing source of carbon octachloride.
Dopamine

**Dopamine** is a popular addictive narcotic that gives effects of short-term euphoria on the user. Surveys have shown that over 95% of the world population are dopamine addicts.

Dopamine can be administered either via injection into the bloodstream or, more popularly, by doing various activities such as listening to popular music, watching popular non-intellectual TV shows and movies, or doing any other activity that generally gives satisfaction or positive feelings.

Dopamine is one of the most addictive substances known to mankind (and it has been proven, as a trivial corollary of the Tetrational Rotation Theorem that it is to spiders and bees, and potentially hornets, as well), second only to cheese.

## Symptoms

Symptoms of dopamine addiction include:

* Feelings of satisfaction
* Using expletives and shouting (besides if it is necessary to be heard or understood)
* Liking anime (not to be confused with Amines)
* Being comfortable in current modern society

## Treatment

Currently, there is no cure for dopamine addiction, and the addiction has been neglected by modern medicine. In some cases, however, dopamine addiction has been lessened by the rejection of satisfaction, and/or beginning the search for the legendary Serotonin.

Certain researchers at the IURS have recently begun investigating a possible cure for dopamine, although so far they have had no conclusive results.
Apiol

### SMILES

C1=C2C(C3CC4C(C=O)CCC=4C3=O)=CC3C4C2=C2C5C6C(=CC(O[H])=C(=C(O[H])C=3)C6=4)[O+]=CC=5C=C(O[H])C2=C1.[Cl-]

## Properties

### Usefulness in obelisk ball

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**Apiol** is an apiophenolic and a major component of Bee Oil. The class of apiols are apiol derivatives, obtained by substituting the aldehyde group. In addition, the class of isoapiols are apiol integrals.
Victor Gonzalez

**Victor Ernesto Gonzalez Morell** (born May 13, 1993) is a Cuban professional baseball shortstop and third baseman currently playing for the Jacksonville Panthers of the United States Baseball League (USBL). He stands at 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 200 pounds. He bats and throws right-handed.

## Shortstop / Third baseman

**Born:** May 13, 1993 (age 30)Havana, Cuba

## Teams

* Jacksonville Panthers (Season 10-present)
Dioxygen Difluoride

**Dioxygen Difluoride** or **FOOF** is a chemical compound consisting of two oxygen atoms and two fluorine atoms. It is extraordinarily reactive.

## Production

Dioxygen Difluoride can be prepared via several methods. Amongst these, one is to mix oxygen and fluorine at 700 C and then rapidly cooling them to a temperature where the substance is stable:

O

2

F

2

⟶

O

2

F

2

{\displaystyle \ce{O2 + F2 -> O2F2}}

## Applications

Dioxygen Difluoride is an extremely powerful oxidizer and fluorinating agent, even at low temperatures. As such, it finds applications in rocketry.

In a laboratory setting, it is used in the preparation of many different reagents .

It is also used in Foofolysis.

Finally, it is used in the production of Perfluoric Acid, in a reaction with Water oxide oxide oxide, producing Perfluoric Acid and Normaldehyde:

O

2

F

2

2

O

3

H

2

O
⟶

OH

2

O
2

HO

4

F

{\displaystyle \ce{O2F2 + 2 O3H2O -> OH2O + 2 HO4F}}
Great Doughnut Plane Crash

**The Great Doughnut Plane Crash** occurred when a bunch of planes crashed in the same area in western Mooseyland, creating a doughnut-shaped crater. Many explanations have been proposed for explaining the crash.

* The pilots contracted food poisoning from doughnuts served onboard.
* A localized magnetic anomaly disrupted the planes' navigational systems.
* A magical resonance cascade turned the planes' engines into bird eggs.
* One or more microbursts forced the planes to crash.
* The pilots were actually masking tapeworms, who could not handle the low oxygen.
* A volcano had erupted.
* God threw a temper tantrum.
* Terrorists attempted to hijack the planes.
* Bees
* The pilot Zerated 0 to the 0.
	+ The pilot used Heav's method for the synthesis of 1,3,5,7-tetra(perchlorylperoxy)-2,4,6,8-tetra(pentazolyldi(fluoroperoxy)methyl)cubane.

The Great Doughnut Plane Crash is what brought attention to now-famous reporter George Silt, who was unscathed on a pillar in the middle of the crater. Rescue crews attempted to rescue George Silt with a network of ropes, but someone accidentally let go of the end on the outside of the crater, causing George Silt to fall/swing into the outer wall of the crater. However, George Silt was also uninjured by this and was even able to walk up the outer wall of the crater like it was actually horizontal. The fact that George Silt survived both the plane crash and the subsequent rescue has helped fuel speculation of a protective enchantment

## References

1. ↑ *Regarding the Doughnut Plane Crash*. Heav, [DATA EXPUNGED], Web publication
Higgs field

The **Higgs field** is a field located near Montgomery, Alabama. The field is about 34+5sv meters long by 23+9sv meters wide, and has an average surface area of about 975+10sv meters squared, although it is constantly fluctuating.

The field is inhabited by the deadly Higgs boson, which moves within the field constantly, sporadically and randomly at extremely high speeds. Any matter unfortunate enough to meet the Higgs boson instantly collapses into a black hole with the same size, due to the Higgs boson's ability to give mass to matter and particles.

It is unknown how the Higgs field contains the Higgs boson or how the field came to be, and it is extremely difficult to study due to the danger posed by the Higgs boson. However, the field has been known to exist since ancient times, and it has been used by many native tribes as a place of sacrifice. Fossils of ancient animals with missing bones or missing parts of bones have been found near the field, suggesting that the animals were killed by the Higgs boson, and it has been on Earth for millions of years.

## Recent Deaths

According to Janet, in 1999, a man named Dwight Gary attempting to watch the collision of the moon and mars entered the Higgs field. He died later that evening.
Boson

**Bosons** are a variety of particle extant in the Standard Model. They are often force carriers.

## Varieties

There are seven varieties of fundamental Bosons. They are as follows:

* ǂ boson
* ʞ boson
* ʆ boson
* ʈ boson
* ɱ boson
* ʁ boson
* Z boson
* W boson
* I bosons

## Properties

Bosons are point particles and have no properties other than their mass, spin, tactile charge, and electric charge, though they need not have any. They have no surface area.

* ǂ: mass: -65535 ðg, spin: NaN RPS, charge: 0, tactile charge: lemon
* ʞ: mass: 0 ðg, spin: exactly 1 RPS, charge: 0.
* ʆ: PROPERTIES NOT YET KNOWN
* ʈ: PROPERTIES NOT YET KNOWN
* ɱ: PROPERTIES NOT YET KNOWN
* ʁ: PROPERTIES NOT YET KNOWN
* Z: spin: 1 RPS, charge: 0
* W: spin: 1 RPS, charge: ±1
* I: PROPERTIES NOT YET KNOWN
Duck (animal)

A Duck is a type of enchanted organism. They are known for their ability to change forms, which is strangely limited in the fact that a duck may not both look like and quack like a duck. They are highly intelligent, very persuasive, and have unknown motives. They are not to be confused with False Ducks, which possess the same appearance yet do quack and are comparatively benign.

Ducks possess the ability to pass through windows unharmed, without disturbing the window in any way. They can be distinguished from humans as they possess no creative abilities whatsoever. They have not been known to age.

## Origin

Ducks were originally the result of International Unethical Research Station experimentation using magic on birds. They were initially only present in IURS laboratories, but one duck successfully convinced a IURS researcher to open its cage. Immediately afterward, the duck freed other ducks and they escaped the laboratory via the windows (noted by the researcher as "very bizarre"). Immediately after, the escaped ducks obtained a charter from the Democratic Dictatorship of the Kingdom of the Antarctic Territories to create a city in the Antarctic Territories. The city was named Duck Location, and the ducks settled there, growing in number over the next few decades.

## In Popular Culture

In horror films, such as Night of the Quacking Ducks, and most famously, Stanley Rubik's The Glistening, a typical plot point has been for a duck (or possibly a false duck) to appear in the normal form, and then for a quack to be heard from somewhere else.

On Obituary 3, 1970., in the wake of the Dam Scandal, president Nickel Xenon Nitride of the Combined Provinces famously proclaimed "I am not a duck". However, he later fell through a glass floor in court, and was thereby found guilty of denying being a duck under oath. "I am not a duck" became one of his most recognized quotes.
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Darts

**Darts** (or, more formally, **His Royal Majesty's Game of Completely Safe Darts With No Death Involved Whatsoever**) is a recent game. It was invented only in 2009, and was added to the Olympics in Ossuary of 2017. It is notable for having the lowest fatality rate of any Olympic game, 2.1%.

## Gameplay

In Darts, two players are suspended with fine quartz fibers above tungsten pools. They take turns using a modified spiderrailgun to shoot darts at one-third the speed of light in random directions. They hope to hit a block of tungsten to dislodge ʘ semiquacks. The first person to dislodge exactly 300 semiquacks wins; dislodging more results in the quartz fiber being lowered. George Silt considers the sport "The safest, easiest game to have graced the earth... I myself often play it for relaxation on lazy Wednesday afternoons."
Spider Swarm

A **Spider Swarm** is a large swarm of Spiders. Swarms vary in size, with some being only a few square feet in size, and others being as large as the many-square-kilometer Great Pacific Spider Swarm.

## Classification

The IUPAAAAAAASPIDERS (International Union For Pure And Applied And Aviating And Angry And Scary, Purple, Irate, Dangerous, Extremely Rational Spiders) classifies spider swarms into six groups, although there are overlaps between the two groups:

### Small

A swarm which occupies a surface of up to a square meter. Small swarms generally pose little threat and usually form to hunt the larger species which are spiders' typical prey, such as Elephants, Caribou, or Loan sharks.

### Dormant/standby

A swarm which remains inactive. A swarm is classified as dormant if it continues to remain a region of high concentration of spiders, but has not moved or expanded significantly over the last 12 hours. Dormant swarms behave unpredictably; for no apparent reason they can abruptly dissipate or begin moving again

### Benign

A swarm is benign if it does not cause any harm. Forecasting whether swarms are benign is a very important field, and many weather forecasters have, in light of increased swarm activity over the past 10 years, become Spider Behavior Forecasters.

### Dangerous

A swarm which has the potential and intent to harm humans. Although spider swarms' goals are difficult to determine, it has been proven that any swarm which contains a Pseudointeger quantity of spiders has the intent to harm humans.

### Large

A massive swarm taking up at least a square kilometer of surface area. Large swarms pose a significant threat to humanity, as they have the ability to destroy entire towns. The most famous such incident was the Antimonyville Event of 196pi.

### Ineffable

Ineffable swarms are rare and extremely dangerous swarms which sometimes form when someone attempts to Zerate zero to the zero.
1904 Olympic Games

The **1904 Olympic Games** were the summer Olympics of the year 1904. They are widely renowned for being exceedingly strange.

## The Games

### Penny-farthing motocross

A rider was possessed by Dog and proceeded to consume excessive amounts of blueberries. This gave them a superhuman penny-farthing riding ability, causing a great controversy to occur about the legality of this technique. Eventually it was decided that blueberries would be banned from all future competitions, though the rider in question was still given the gold medal, as during 1904, no rules were in place for "doping". Nonetheless, due to the extremely old-timey characteristics of the penny-farthing, the 1904 penny-farthing motocross was considered to be the greatest penny-farthing motocross of all time.
Flower Picking

**Flower Picking** is a sport where contestants pick flowers. Points are counted based on each of the flowers picked. Flower picking was introduced to the Olympics during the Dutch tulip mania in the 17th century.

Flower picking is one of the handful of Olympic sports that may take multiple days to complete.

## Scoring

Points are based on the flower's conservation status according to the IUCN and where the flower was picked. Each flower's score is calculated by multiplying the value for location by the value for the conservation level. The points are then tallied up for all flowers collected by the contestant. A flower must be alive when picked, so dried specimens will not be counted. Buds and slightly decaying flowers receive ¾ the score.

An additional 1.5x multiplier is added if the plant the flower is of is monocarpic. Additional multipliers may be applied for flowers considered out of season.

## Variation of Scoring

The way flowers are counted has given rise to some controversy within the flower picking community. The main subject of debate is whether to count individual flowers within an inflorescence or to count the whole inflorescence as one flower. Supporters of the former are referred to as "bunchers" while supporters of the latter are referred to as "splitters".

So far, the Olympics have counted inflorescences as one flower. One variant of flower picking, "Variation flower picking", avoids the subject altogether by only counting the species and hybrids picked, and not individuals. However, some pedantic flower picking athletes argue that each individual plant is genetically unique, and the borders between species and hybrids are hard to define. Nonetheless, variation flower picking is popular among judges of flower picking competitions.

## Strategy

A popular strategy is to gather as many buckets of flowering duckweed and small floating plants as possible. This strategy will not work when playing Variation flower picking as only the single species will be counted.

## Notes

1. ↑ 1.5 if found in the IURS
2. ↑ 2 if found in the IURS
3. ↑ 2 if found in the IURS
4. ↑ 1.5 if found in the IURS
Apiointegers

The **Apiointegers** are a class of numbers that are created when an apiobee in its conceptual form associates and merges itself with an integer. Once merged, it cannot separate. Apiointegers are denoted by nap where *n* is any integer or pseudointeger.

## See Also

* Apionumbers, a generalization of the apiointegers.
	+ The Apionumber Hierarchy, which generalizes the apionumbers to include those which have merged with apiobees multiple times.
Max mcMacbeth

**Max mcMacbeth**, PhD, EdD, DVM, MD, DM, DMus, JD, PhD, DML, MFA, EdS, DPM, MPA, Dʀ, Dwitch, JCD, DSocSci, JSD, Dr. rer. nat, DCS, DC, DAT, DPT, PsyD, DPhil, MFA, DDes, D.Arch, DCN, DBassoon, MLA, DPS, D.D, MSN, Dɧ, DCJ, JD, JD, Ph. D, DWho, OD, Dpreventedbyapples, DAcOM, DMD, DsOrders, DDS, JD, DDM, Dxkcd, DA, MPLAN, MCRP, MUP, MCP, MCD, MURP, DTh, EngD, DOT, DHSc, Ph.D, DPhil, BA, BFA, MA, MFA, PhD, DAOM, Dfamily, DMP, MBA, MLA, AuD, D.O, Pharm.D, ProfD, DSorcery, DMin, Dmin, Dmaj, Dmmaj7addb9, Ph.Ebb, MBChB, Ph.D, Dr.Med.Dent, DMagic, MLA, DFA, MAcc, DMgt, DDes, DMA, DQMech, PhD, dQw4w9WgXcQ, Dcond-mat, was an Antarctic Polymath who lived from 3 Actuary 19sv3 to sv Mortuary 2ɕɕɕ.

## Early Life, Education, and subsequent death

Max was born in the Antarctic territories, in the small town of GENERICSMALLTOWN. He attended [[[[]] (school)|[[]]]].

After Graduating from secondary school in 198sv, Max attended 137 different colleges, where he attained his numerous degrees. After graduating from the last of these in 199pi, Max attempted to find a job. However, his search for a job was made difficult by rejections for being "overqualified".

Ultimately, Max died of starvation, due to a lack of income.
Carbon dioxide

*Due to technical limitations, the title of this article is incorrect. The correct title of this article is **Carbon dioxide®**.*

*"CO2" redirects here. For the cyclic polar resonance compound sharing the same formula, see oxaoxirene.*

**Carbon dioxide®** is a mixture of several chemicals sharing the formula

CO

2

{\displaystyle \ce{CO2}}

, including oxoxocarbon, carbonyl oxide, and 1,3-dioxapropadiene.

## History

Carbon dioxide® was invented by Bobson Industries in 197(-4). Bobson Industries patented it shortly thereafter. Today, carbon dioxide® is widely used in many fields, from apiochemistry to spider accelerators. Because of this, John Bobson is one of the richest people.

## Composition

According to Bobson Industries, proper carbon dioxide® is given by the following composition (by weight):

Composition of carbon dioxide®
 Carbonyl Water | 4.2%
Pessimism Warp Drive

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In spaceship engineering, the need for a warp drive is very common. Few high-quality spaceships cannot travel faster than light. However, one issue is that in order to do so, one must use means other than normal brute-force acceleration, as the laws of physics prevent massive objects from accelerating to or beyond the speed of light. In order to circumvent this issue, the usage of a warp drive is essential. Warp drives distort spacetime so as to allow a pocket of spacetime to move somewhere else faster than light would normally be able to. This does not break any physical laws, although in some countries, doing so in a residential area is punishable by a fine of up to 3 cents.

One issue caused by warp drives is that they almost invariably require impractical distributions of energy. In many cases, they require either superbly large amounts of energy or require regions of high negative energy density.

A solution to the problem of high negative energy is the usage of pessimists to fill regions with negative energy. This is how Pessimism Warp Drives are constructed.

## References

1. ↑ Physics Code, Chapter 14, Section 14032, Clause III
ǂ boson

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The **ǂ boson** is a type of Boson in the Standard Model. It is prohibited from existing by the laws of physics, but by using a complicated type of particle collider one can still create them using floating point errors. A Floating point accelerator was created by a team of Beniɲ scientists and used to successfully prove the existence of the ǂ boson. The decay exponential of the ǂ boson has base 0.. The ǂ boson has a mass of -65535 ðg, a spin of NaN RPS, no electric charge, and a tactile charge of lemon.
Solipsi

**SolipsiCorp**™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™ (sometimes known just as "Solipsi") is a brand of Carbon Dioxide/Sucrose aqueous solution. It is owned by Hyperruthenate ĵ. Jones, who has one of the largest revenues of any human.

## History

### Early Period

On Geostationary 546748, 2ɕɕɕ, Hyperruthenate ĵ. Jones and his colleague Samuel McGotassassinatedinapowergrabbyhiscoworkerandwasneverinvestigated decided to leave their previous employer, Harpsi Chord Co, to establish their own food company, SolipsiCorp. For unknown reasons, after a brief initial period where McGotassassinatedinapowergrabbyhiscoworkerandwasneverinvestigated was CEO, he disappeared, and Jones took his place as CEO by default. The business soon expanded, and became known for its surprising lucrativeness.

### Rise to fame

SolipsiCorp remained relatively obscure until early in the Tintinnabulary of 201sv.pi. In a publicity stunt, Solipsi had, in the previous month (Ossuary) denied the existence of other Carbon Dioxide/Sucrose aqueous solution companies. For unknown reasons (with some speculating that the Wizard Executive Council of SolipsiCorp used Magic in a way that violates the Magical Ethics Treaty of çɕ.4 in order to accomplish the phenomenon), all other such companies disappeared from the Earth and were retroactively erased/struck through with a sharpie from history for the remainder of the month. However, as the companies had been retroactively removed from history, everyone remained blissfully unaware of the fact that anything was out of the ordinary until Tintinnabulary. At this point, the companies reappeared, resulting in a sudden disruption of the Sock Market. The resulting news coverage quickly connected the occasion to SolipsiCorp's publicity stunt. As a result, many people pointed fingers at SolipsiCorps's Wizard Executive Council for causing disruption and breaking magical laws.

The other Carbon Dioxide/Sucrose aqueous solution companies immediately sued SolipsiCorp for over 10^^10 dollars. However, the Supreme Carp gave the opinion that such a lawsuit was a bit extreme, and this swayed public opinion enough that the lawsuit was shot down in Infime Court. Nonetheless, Solipsi became viewed with suspicion in the public eye.

## Notes and References

1. ↑ According to Janet, he has been cursed so that any money he touches instantly inflates to four times its length.
2. ↑ It was widely agreed that their products were plain awful, and not until four years later did anyone purchase any of them

1. ↑ *Accusations*, God, Bible II: The Sequel (psalm TREE(3))
2. ↑ *SolipsiCorp Bitwise XOR The Carbon Dioxide/Sucrose Aqueous Solution Industry*, The Supreme Carp, 137 Tintinnabulary 201sv.pi. Web publication
Newer Zealand

**Newer Zealand** is a nation whose capital city is Christchurch.

## History

The Holy City Of Christchurch was unjustly attacked when troops from Ashburton stole a giant donut from the roof of the finest bakery in The New Zealand Islands. Christchurch police officers shot the men dead before they were able to make off with the donut, despite this, the donut still went missing and Christchurch search parties found it in the nearby town of springfield. This sparked outrage among the christchurch populace and the city seceded from The Zealand In 148 A.C (after christchurch). Later on in the year, several surrounding towns in banks peninsula and around christchurch joined christchurch to form Newer Zealand.
Arrasio constant

The **Arrasio constants** are two transcedental constants with values between 0 and 1 found to be useful in 2014 by Yuca Arrasio.

The first Arrasio constant, , is defined as the real part of the limit as *x* approaches infinity of ROOT(ɕ +

x

s
v
x
i

{\displaystyle {\frac {x}{sv+xi}}}

). It is approximately 0.0027184947.

яb
--

The bth Ya constant яb, which is approximately 0.9991240292437, is the last Ya constant that is below 1. It is interesting because when it is raised to the power of 0., it gives , instead of 0.

## Trivia

Although the official way (by the IURS) to denote  is an arras.io Arbitrator-Supernova, this is disliked by many mathematicians who find drawing out the entire dreadnought very time-consuming.
Überarachnic acid

### Appearance

Brownish liquid with extremely f̶̳͕̜͗̍̒̐̐̃̽́͊̑̈́̓͌̕u̸̼̙̜̜̓̍̀́z̴̩̖̹̠̩̙͓͚̩͖̱͙̜͑̎z̸̧͔̣͉͚̫̰̘̰̯̹̩̤͊́̆͝͠y̷̢̯̠̻͛͂͑̅̀̈́̈́̾̎͂͑͌̾̒͘ vapors

### Usefulness in obelisk ball

Moderate

**Überarachnic acid** is a very high oxoacid of Spiders. It is one of the most reactive oxoacids known, being even more reactive than Perfluoric Acid.

## Production

Überarachnic acid can be produced in low yield by reacting Perfluoric acid with spiders and oxygen. Few other routes of higher yield are known, and they are all much more complex.

## Applications

Überarachnic acid is a very strong acid and is sometimes used in neutralization reactions, producing Überarachnate salts. It can also be used to treat certain metals for extreme endurance (see Arachnohardening). It is also used in Apio-Arachno coupling reactions.

It is also capable of dissolving spiders, which is extremely useful for Spider Management. It is used in certain Magic processes, additionally.

Finally, it is used in certain designs of Spider Accelerator, where its decomposition provides a beam of energetic spiders.
Shrubbery Gathering

**Shrubbery Gathering** is a Summer Olympic Sport in which contestants attempt to acquire a shrubbery. It is a relatively dangerous sport, with a fatality rate of 61.999999999%. Catch, however, is more dangerous.

## Gameplay

In Shrubbery Gathering, players attempt to gather shrubberies and bring them to referees. Usually the fastest player to bring a shrubbery wins, however, if the referees agree they cheated, the player must cut down a tree with a herring as a penalty.

## History

In the late middle ages, a group of knights in England terrorized the locale with legendary and dreaded words. One king, the King Arthur, in search of the Holy Grail, encountered these knights. The knights demanded a shrubbery. Arthur and his knight sir Bedevere brought a shrubbery to the knights. This inspired a sport after the story was brought up again following the publication of a film by a troupe of snakes named Montgomery.

## Rules

There is usually a circular field with varying size and a single shrubbery is found at the center. Contestants will try to be the first to acquire it. There is relatively little regulation on how the shrubbery must be acquired (contestants have posthumously acquired shrubbery in the past). Even equipment is not very regulated, resulting in the high death rate of the game.

In blitz gathering, a discipline of shrubbery gathering, there are usually 20 or 30 shrubberies and whoever finds the most wins. If there is a tie, a sudden death match is declared with a random shrubbery being placed and the first to capture it winning the gold while the tiers share bronze.

## History in Olympic competition

Shrubbery gathering is a very dangerous sport, with a fatality rate of 61.999999999%. This can be attributed to the fact that nearly any act is allowed during play, including acts that would be illegal if not done for the sake of the sport.

The nation of 0 North 180 East is the most successful at this sport, with the Uranian Moons Duchy being the most proficient at blitz gathering. 0N180E also has the dubious honor of both killing and having lost the most competitors in either discipline.
Splitsville (The Dog & Pony Show)

## Synopsis

When Dog makes some new dog friends, Pony gets jealous and starts to question how special his friendship with Dog really is!

## Voice Cast

Jamie Watson as Dog

Steven Gallagher as Pony

Michelle Monteith as Misty

Terry McGurrin as Silas

## Trivia

Pony cried in that episode.

Jonas, Alphonse, Zoe, and Chloe do not appear in this episode.