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**🏠🌿:** GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

**🏠🌿:** I HAVE BROUGHT ATTENTION TO YOUR WORLD BY THE FACT THAT YOUR CURRENT SOCIETY IS MESSED UP BEYOND RECOGNITION.

**🏠🌿:** NOW, LET ME DESCRIBE WHAT IS ALL UP ABOUT THIS FUSS.

**🏠🌿:** WE, FARSIDANS, LIVE BY THE CREATION OF HUMAN-MADE CONCEPTS AND TECHNOLOGY; WE'RE COMPOSED OF SPIRITUAL POWER WHICH MATERIALIZE INTO BEINGS.

**🏠🌿:** AS SUCH, WHEN MEDIA OF YOUR OWN WORLD CHANGES, OUR WORLD IS ALSO PRONE TO CHANGE AS WELL.

**🏠🌿:** OUR WORLD IS BASICALLY ONLINE INFORMATION MATERIALIZED INTO VARIOUS FORMS DEPENDING ON THEIR CONCEPT.

**🏠🌿:** HOWEVER, AS IT APPEARS YOUR WORLD IS CURRENTLY BEING OVERRUN BY CORRUPTION, AN UNKNOWN FORCE EVEN WE CAN'T COMPREHEND.

**🏠🌿:** WHILE YOU MAY KNOW THAT PHYSICAL SOCIETY IS BASED AROUND SOCIETAL RESTRICTIONS, THE INTERNET IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SOCIETY FREE OF SUCH CONCERNS, LIKE OUR WORLD

**🏠🌿:** AS MUCH AS I WOULD HATE TO TELL YOU, IT SEEMS THAT NEW CONCEPTS ARE BEING CONSTANTLY CREATED. YOUR ONLINE SOCIETY IS NOW CORRUPTED.

**🏠🌿:** NO MATTER WHAT ENTITY OR SUPERNATURAL CONCEPTS YOU PRETEND TO THINK EXIST, THE FACT THAT YOU CAN SEE ME COMMUNICATING TO YOU RIGHT NOW MEANS YOU ACKNOWLEDGE I EXIST

**🏠🌿:** INFORMATION IS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE: CONCEPTS AREN'T PHYSICAL AND THEY SEAMLESSLY MOVE INTO YOUR MIND UNLIKE PHYSICAL OBJECTS

**🏠🌿:** BASICALLY, OUR WORLD IS STARTING TO DETERIORATE, DUE TO THE CONCEPTUAL INFLUENCES FROM YOUR WORLD.

**🏠🌿:** WE DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN STILL SALVAGE YOUR GENERATION, BUT ODDS OF COMPLETE NEGATIVITY IS HIGH IF THIS KEEPS GOING.

**🏠🌿:** YOUR SOCIETY HAVE COME TO THIS STAGE... I HAVE NO IDEA WHY, IT JUST HAPPENED.

**🏠🌿:** THIS IS WHY WE HAVE STARTED FREE IMMIGRATION TO OUR WORLD IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH A SINGLE CONCEPT FOR OUR WORLD.

**🏠🌿:** THOSE STORIES ABOUT DISAPPEARANCE, KIDS RUNNING AWAY, YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S ALL US.

**🏠🌿:** BUT, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE.

**🏠🌿:** YOU NEVER DID IT BACK.

**🏠🌿:** YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE NOW PARANOID, THINKING LIFE IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT OF SORTS, WE PITY THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ISOLATE THEMSELVES FROM YOUR SOCIETY, THAT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE.

**🏠🌿:** YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE.

**🏠🌿:** BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW, FATED DESTINY ISN'T EVEN AN ACTUAL CONCEPT. IT IS CREATED BY NATURAL COURSES OF OUR ACTIONS.

**🏠🌿:** TO COMPARE, CIVIC DUTIES IS ALSO JUST A MAN-MADE CONCEPT, TO BE SELF-AWARE MEANS THAT YOU CAN BREAK THESE CONCEPTS

**🏠🌿:** BUT MOST AREN'T, BECAUSE THEY AREN'T AWARE THEY AREN'T.

**🏠🌿:** I APOLOGIZE IF THIS MAY SEEM TOO ELABORATED, BUT ISSUES IN YOUR SOCIETY ARE IN A SERIOUSLY DANGEROUS LEVEL. IF YOU DON'T RESTORE YOUR SOCIETY AND ORDER SOON, OUR WORLD WILL UNDERGO A CATASTROPHE, AND YOUR WORLD WILL BE A MESS OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS.

**🏠🌿:** I'M NOT JUST TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE UNKNOWINGLY DETERIORATING OUR WORLD; I PITY THE STATUS OF YOUR WORLD AS WELL

**🏠🌿:** PLEASE, REDEEM YOURSELF.

**🏠🌿:** SEE YOU SOON, EARTHLINGS.

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**OFFICIAL RELEASE DATES:**

Online Anomalies: June 24th

Lel.gif: October 5th

* **Chapter -1:** The Prelude
* **Chapter 0:** The Introduction
* **Chapter 1:** Everybody anybody anybody everybody, get off me (Everybody ain't nobody anybody ain't nobody, get off me)
* **Chapter 2:** sad thai schoolboys 2014
* **Chapter 3:** Forming of the LEL.GIF ALLIANCE
* **Chapter 4:** [insert some random satanic bullshit about the number 4 and retarded xenophobes here]
* **Chapter 4.44:** Meanwhile, on the other fucking side...
* **Chapter 5:** I'm not trying to use my mind, I got that attitude at all times, I've got this attitude at all times.
* **Chapter 6:** The Red-Eyed Rabbit Hole of Insanity and Catastrophic Failure Which Probably Leads to The Middle of Fucking Nowhere or Some Shit
* **Chapter 7:** SadlyThatsJustTheWayThingsAre
* **Chapter 8:** The Epic Death Grips Binge & The Farsidan Invasion
* **Chapter 8.0808:** Don't Bleed On The 808s
* **Chapter 9:** The Epic Death Grips Concert & The Neo-Nazi Invasion
* **Chapter 10:** Raise The FLAG of The Lel.gif Rebellion!
* **Interlude:** <¤>☔☔⸎¤⸎⸎¿¿<¤¤⸎>¿
* **Chapter 11:** ƈ👁ʀʀʊքȶɛɖ ɮʏ ȶɦɛ ɖǟʀӄռɛֆֆ ռ👁ա ʏ👁ʊ ʄǟʟʟ ɨռȶ👁 ǟռ ɛռɖʟɛֆֆ ֆʟɛɛք (ǟռɖ 👁ȶɦɛʀ քǟȶɦֆ ȶɦǟȶ ʀɛֆʊʟȶ ɨռ ʄǟɨʟʊʀɛ ǟռɖ ʊռǟƈƈɛքȶǟռƈɛ)
* **Chapter 12:** The Epic Insight Into The Top-Secret Processes of Experimental Vapor-Hop Music Production Part 1: The Pointlessly Breathtaking Operation Involving Thorough Cloth Hanging In The Transman Genital Area
* **Chapter 13.1:** The Epic Insight Into The Top-Secret Processes of Experimental Vapor-Hop Music Production Part 2 Part 1: The Superlative Material Affliation With Specific Apple Portable Media Players Compared To The Act Of Engaging In Sexual Intercoruses
* **Chapter 13.2:** The Epic Insight Into The Top-Secret Processes of Experimental Vapor-Hop Music Production Part 2 Part 2 & Finale: The Violent Act Of Brutally Smashing Themselves' Face Against A Reflective Glass Surface Inside Any Location That Consitutes As Being Physically In The United States of America
* **Chapter 14:** um, last I checked, the graveyard didn't allow **IDIDOTIC FUCKTARTS** inside
* **Chapter 15:** 3⃣4⃣🖕👉👶(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)/3⃣4⃣🖕👉👶(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)/3⃣4⃣🖕👉👶(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)/3⃣4⃣🖕👉👶(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)[🎼✍👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🖕👌😕⏩🔙▶️⤵️🔒🖕👌(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)/🎼✍👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🖕👌😕⏩🔙▶️⤵️🔒🖕👌(🔓👱⛓🔮👶)]
* **Chapter 16:** The name of this chapter shares the same name with the name for Markiplier's eighth episode for his playthrough on Vanish (and in case you're a fucking dumbass, the name is "I HATE EVERYTHING," you fucking lazy piece of shit)
* **Chapter 17:** The Ultimate Realization That Reality Fucking Sucks And The Slow Descent Into Madness (And Also The Chapter Where People Starts Fucking Dying)
* **Chapter 18:** I'm fucking tired of all the perks, I've tried nothing, everything works.
* **Chapter 19:** ***SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS***
* **Chapter 20:** The End