Celebrity Big Brother: Wikia Users

## Housemates

1. cabbage
2. izzy
3. noah
4. maria
5. blake
6. rasp
7. tdn
8. aqua
9. fiz
10. solar
11. wendy
12. jordan
13. milk
14. derpy
15. pary
16. booty
17. spirit
18. chase
19. eve
20. rj
21. dianted
22. mirnish
23. liam
24. ii
25. flurry
26. fk
27. surfer
28. ryan
29. n3
30. dark
31. x
32. octoling
33. nova
34. ash
35. mika
36. berry
37. gwopher
38. nlg
39. happy
40. heo
41. chwiis
42. rocky
43. jro
44. cb
45. epic
46. bulba
47. cdtda
48. stryzzar
49. hish
50. darules

## The Fanfiction

### Week 1

* **Sierra Dawn Thomas:**Welcome to Celebrity Big Brother UK: 18! I'm your host, Sierra Dawn Thomas, from America's Survivor: Worlds Apart! I've never hosted this show before...and I don't know what happened to the other hosts....ANYWAYS, we've got a full house THIS season! 50 housemates - a record for the most housemates in a SINGLE SEASON! Let's meet them, shall we?
* ~all of the housemates are seen entering from a portal~
* ~the crowd cheers~
* **Sierra:** Please welcome our very special cast!
* **ImmunityIdols:**I am FIFTEEN and a half years old, I feel like I'll DEFINATELY be underestimated in this game. ANY KIMMI HATERS ARE DEAD TO ME. KIMMI WAS MORP3 EPISODE 1. KNOW THAT.
* **XxAquaInfinityxX:**I love Small Potato Rock!
* **SpiritAnimal:**Don't fuck with me.
* **XxSolarEclipsexX:**Ciera is the best Survivor contestant of all time
* **DestructiveMilkshake:**I miss fat Jenn
* **SteelWolf:**Read my fanfiction! \*to the audience\*
* ~the audience booes him~
* **XxLucinaFTWxX:** dont boo him
* **DerpyandDawn:**OMG I am WINNING
* **TDIFan13:**Hey losers! I am excited for my precious victory!
* **Prince Blake:**I hate everyone
* **DestructiveMilkshake:**shut up we know this
* **TotalDramaNaturo:**OMG HI GUYS THIS IS AMAZING I CAN'T BELIEVETHISRNOMG ...oops caps
* **Cabbage pult 74:**Ewww...FLURRY???????
* **King Flurry51:**Yes
* **Ma luissahhotmail.com:**Fuck you bitch!
* **XxSolarEclipsexX:**<3
* **Sierra:**You may all enter in! Good luck to you all!
* ~everyone enters~

**THE HOUSE**

* **Sierra:**I would like to add in something... there will be...not a double, not a triple, but a DECUPLE eviction. The UK will have one day to decide who is worthy of staying. Good luck houseguests!
* Pary: What?
* Spirit: I'm hungry.
* NLG: What does decuple mean?
* Milk: It means 10 idiot
* NLG: Oh
* Blake: Well there goes my chances of ever winning this rip
* Surfer: You weren't winning anyways
* Blake: Neither were you, so shut up!
* Izzy: [DR: OMG I am so EXCITED! But there's like...50 people here...and that a lot of people...]
* **Sierra:**The public has spoken. It it time to reveal who is safe...and who is not. Before we get down to it, I will announce who got 0 votes to evict. They are.....

...Nova, Berry, Liam, Ash and Mirnish. Congrats. You have all survived the decuple eviction.

* Nova: Yes!
* Berry: Seriously? OMG Yes!
* Mirnish: IS THIS REAL? IS THIS REALLY REAL???
* **Sierra:**With only 1 vote to evict...

...are DarkMaster, Ryan, Dianted, RJ, Booty and Noah. Congrats to you all.

* RJ: I knew the audience loved me
* ~boos are heard~
* RJ: Shut up
* Noah: yes!!!
* **Sierra:**With 2 votes to evict...the next houstmates safe are...Eve, Octoling, Rasp, Maria, Izzy, Cabbage, Pary, Chase and Wendy.
* Izzy: EEEEEE <3
* Cabbage: Yes <33
* **Sierra:**With 3 votes to evict...the next houstmates safe are...Stryzzar, Spirit, Bulba, Epic, CB, II, Jordan, Surfer, Solar, N3, X, TDN, Mika, Aqua, Gwopher, Derpy, and Fiz. Everyone else has gotten 4 votes or more. Now, I will reveal the 10 evictees.
* **Sierra:**WITH 58.82% OF THE VOTES, THE FIRST HOUSEGUEST EVICTED IS...

CD-TDA. You have 2 minutes to say your goodbyes.

* CD-TDA: What???
* Blake: lmao BYE
* CD-TDA: \*leaves\*
* **Sierra:**All tied with 52.94% of the votes to evict..the next three evictees are....

...HISH, JRO, and Chwiis.

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* JRO: lmao what #roobed !
* Chwiis: roobed queen !
* Aqua: shut up and LEAVE HOES \*kicks JRO and Chwiis out the door\*
* HISH: \*while being taken away by the security\* HEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURNHEATHERISSMOKINGHOTWILLRETURN
* **Sierra:**The 5th, 6th, and 7th evictees are....

...FK, Rocky, and Heo.

* FK: I was robbed just like RUSSELL HANTZ IN EVERY SEASON EVAHR.
* Mirnish: BYE BITCH. \*kicks him out\* NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOUR TRASHY OPINIONS. BEGONE DEMON.
* Derpy: Your Natalie White is DISGUSTING #byefelicia #noonelikesyou #lol #imiconic
* Fiz: fuk u 2 \*kicks Rocky and Heo out\*
* Aqua: the public rn <3333
* **Sierra:**The 8th and 9th evictees are...

...Darules and Flurry.

* Aqua: sOBBING @darules robbage \*hugs him\* i will win for you babe<3 \*t.ears\*
* Darules: its okay baby i love you
* Aqua: \*wipes tears\* I CAN DO THIS. [DR: Darules was such an inspiration in life for me... \*sniffs\* \*cries\* I LOVE HIM. \*has meltdown\*]
* Cabbage: Well, the public has spoken. Get out, piece of trash.
* Flurry: I will just continue my Noah smut....BAH!!!
* Cabbage: Okay BYE FELICIA \*kicks him out and slams the door\* Such satisfication.
* Izzy: SO FIERCE CABBAGE OMG.
* **Sierra:**Only NLG, Blake, Milk, and Happy remain. Who will be the final houseguest evicted? Find out soon. We'll be right back. \*smiles at camera\*
* ~audience cheering~
* ~COMMERCIALS~
* ~audience cheering~
* **Sierra:**Welcome back! Tonight I have added in a shocking twist to get rid of 10 housemates by Day 1. We are almost done here, with one eviction left. Who will it be --NLG, Blake, Milk or Happy? It's time to find out. Alright housemates, the 10th and final housemate evicted is...
* Blake: ...
* Milk: ...
* NLG: ...
* Happy: ...

..Blake.

* Blake: omg i provide ENTERTAINMENT what is wrong with the world
* Milk: There is nothing wrong with the world. Get out.
* Blake: I MUST return. KNOW THAT. THE RATING OF THIS PLACE WILL DROP IF I'M NOT IN THIS SHIT. \*is taken away by security\* NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Cabbage: What a crazy first day!
* **Sierra:**Week 1 is officially over. Next week, we will start normal. Each housemate will nominate two other housemates for the public evcition. Only one will be evicted next week. P.S., get to know one another! I'll see you guys later, goodbye!
* Pary: I can't believe...just...everything right now..
* Jordan: same

### Week 2

* ~scene of Eve, Wendy, and Jordan~
* Eve: Hey, I haven't really talked to a lot of people in the house yet, but I'm getting great vibes from you guys.
* Wendy: Yeah same. I feel comfortable talking to you guys.
* Jordan: \*gasp\* What if Grimes releases a NEW ALBUM while we are here??? imagine <3 <3
* Wendy: OMFG YAS
* Eve: tbh grimes OR melanie martinez. im buying their new albums asap [DR: I instantly bonded with Wendy and Jordan. I think we would make a solid pact.] How about us three..work together? Try and keep us around as long as we possibly can?
* Wendy: Of course.
* Jordan: Yeah same.
* Solar: \*eavesdropping\* do you guys have any other irrelevant female singers that you guys bond over?
* Wendy: SHUT UP \*throws a banana at Solar\*
* Solar: losers [DR: im not sure what to feel right now im surrounded by IDIOTS] hello maria
* Maria: Hello
* Solar: Likes Solar?
* Maria: Yes
* Solar: Top or bottom? Yes?
* Maria: XD
* Solar: Ooh hot Yes XD [DR: Maria and I are WINNING together and nothing is stopping our force.]
* ~Cabbage and Izzy scene~
* Cabbage: So, have you bonded with any other housemates?
* Izzy: No..they don't seem to be interested in what I like talking about, but whatever. [DR: Cabbage and I click. There's just something about us that gets along.] Do you think we could start making some early moves? I want this season to be ~memorable~ and I don't want to be known as the boring or invisible person.
* Cabbage: Sure thing. I'm in, at least.
* Aqua: \*enters room\* hi
* Izzy: omg hi aqua <3
* Spirit: \*stands next to Aqua, eating pizza\*
* Cabbage: What's with the pizza?
* Spirit: Shut up I'm HUNGRY
* Cabbage: Okay..
* Aqua: Anyways, we just wanted to talk to you guys about an alliance potientially?
* Izzy: Of course! [DR: The more numbers, the better!]
* ~RJ and Fiz scene~
* RJ: Have you checked if Clay has any more nudes?
* Fiz: yes but i wil show u once were gone
* RJ: Okay. Tbh I'm bored so let's cause some chaos. [DR: I don't like boring people. They make me sick. Like Blake when he tries to be relevant. Or when Surfer shares his opinions on Survivor.] \*to NLG\* Hi.
* NLG: Hello!
* RJ: Die bitch
* NLG: Huh? [DR: I don't like this RJ dude - he's just so mean!] I am TELLING.
* RJ: What is this, grade school?
* Milk: RJ we had ENOUGH chaos when we first walked in here so don't make me damage you. [DR: tbh RJ is probably the most irritating presence I most likely will ever witness.]
* II: Guys, who wins cutest presence???
* Booty: I don't know, who?
* II: ME. I am the YOUNGEST. I AM 15 AND A HALF.
* Noah: Sorry but I'm 13...
* X: Lmao II is almost as bad most of the people here.
* II: I AM 15 AND HALF. THAT IS CUTER THAN THAT ~13~ NUMBER.
* Milk: [DR: Okay, maybe I stand corrected...]
* ~CB and Epic scene~
* CB: Can't you believe it, Epic? We're in the CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER HOUSE. [DR: This DR chair <3 I'm internally fangirling right now because I've been applying for this show for YEARS but they always kept declining me because I'm not "well known". WELL GUESS WHAT BIG BROTHER. I GOT ON HERE. SO HA.]
* Epic: I know, RIGHT??? EMBRACE your moments here, CB. We may not be here for long. \*tears a little part of the carpet\* [DR: This is going to be something I will cherish for the rest of my life! \*holds up the part of the carpet\* See? Hehee...I am crazy. I am a TRUE SUPERFAN. This is normal, right???]
* ~N3, Rasp, Bulba and Pary scene~
* N3: Honestly girls, we have a very large disadvantage over the guys in terms of numbers. BUT, if we all work together, we can all become a force where NO ONE can stop us. [DR: I feel in control of this game already, and things haven't even started yet!]
* Rasp: YES YES YES OMG YOU ARE A MASTERMIND I LOVE YOU
* Bulba: Great idea!
* Pary: A girls alliance is what this place needs. Girl power! [DR: Will this girls alliance be smart? We'll have to wait and see.]
* ~TDN and Happy scene~
* TDN: So...what are we supposed to do?
* Happy: I don't know. All of a sudden I was behind my computer desk, and POOF! I came here. It's very strange if you ask me.
* TDN: Yeah. I didn't even sign up for this!
* Happy: Yeah me either.
* TDN: Yeah.
* Happy: Yeah.
* TDN: Yeah...
* Happy: ..yeah
* TDN: .. [DR: My convos with Happy seem to be a little, uh..akward. Is this normal?]
* Gwopher: Hey I don't know what's happenening either.
* Happy: Welcome to the club.
* ~Derpy and Ryan scene~
* Derpy: \*is seen bowing down to Ryan\* I am not worthy...I am not worthy.. [DR: Ryan is a GOD who inspired me to become the person I am today!]
* Ryan: Keep worshipping me. This keeps my self esteem up.
* Surfer: scream @Derpy. Why are you doing?
* Ryan: Because Derpy loves me. Fuck off, why don't you?
* Surfer: I was just asking a question but okay...
* Octoling: I don't know Surfer. Let's just forget about them and continue our conversation.
* Surfer: Uh..sure.
* ~Berry and Stryzzar scene~
* Berry: Hey, Stry.
* Stryzzar: Hey.
* Berry: Look, I haven't exactly talked to anyone, really. But I feel most comfortable around you. Does that sound weird? If so I'm sorry..
* Stryzzar: No, it's fine. I'll be open with you.
* Berry: Thank you. [DR: I'm glad someone like TDN is here for me. It's just nice to have a friend out here, you know? \*sniffs\*]
* ~Mika and Mirnish scene~
* Mika: I miss my photo collection of TD porn :(
* Mirnish: link when were out of this mess
* Mika: kk won't forget <3
* Mirnish: <3 [DR: I'm not sure ~how~ to feel about Mika about this point, but it's only been a few days so.]
* Nova: Hey.
* Mirnish: Who are you?
* Nova: I'm Nova. Who are you?
* Mirnish: I'm Mirnish bitch.
* Nova: Mirnish...what's that?
* Mirnish: I don't want to fucking explain this.
* Nova: Fine. [DR: Mirnish gives me bad vibes from first impressions. I won't mind if he walks out that door.]
* ~Chase, Dianted, Liam, Dark, and Ash scene~
* Chase: I haven't really talked to really anyone, but I like you guys a lot.
* Ash: Yeah I agree. We should just all talk more together.
* Dianted: Yeah same
* Liam: Same.
* Dark: Do we have some kind of alliance going on or what? :D
* Dianted: I guess so.
* Chase: If you consider it that, yes. [DR: I'm trying to form a majority alliance so that I don't end up being nominated every week. I need to be smart and observant, and I believe I am those two things.]
* **Sierra:**Nominations tomorrow!
* **NOMINATIONS**
* RJ: I wish could nominate like twenty of you hoes but I nominate NLG and Milk.
* Milk: I nominate RJ and Jordan.
* Spirit: I nominate Surfer and II pieces of trash
* Maria: I nominate Ryan and Derpy.
* Solar: Maria making #bigmoves!!! I will go under her words and nominate Ryan and Derpy. They are a POWER DUO PEOPLE.
* Derpy: I nominate Maria and Solar as revenge!
* Ryan: Same. Maria and Solar :)
* Jordan: I nominate Milk and Spirit because they're disgusting.
* Fiz: i nom ii and milk
* Izzy: Mirnish and Milk.
* Cabbage: Gwopher and NLG
* Surfer: X and NLG
* NLG: RJ and Milk!
* II: RJ AND FIZ. THEY ARE DEAD TO ME FOR BETRAYING ME AT CTS.
* Booty: NLG and Milk //shot//
* Chase: Derpy and Spirit.
* Rasp: Dianted and uh....um.......... N3 #blindside
* TDN: Aqua and Derpy.
* Aqua: bitch >:( TDN and Surfer.
* Nova: NLG and RJ.
* Happy: Derpy and Mirnish.
* Gwopher: What am I even doing here.. oh right.. Solar and NLG I guess?
* CB: DERPY AND SOLAR. THOSE CUNTS.
* Epic: I don't know um...I guess Derpy and Solar? Sorry, I wish I could've abstained :(
* Bulba: Tbh, RJ and NLG.
* X: Surfer and Spirit for not loving the greatest survivor ever - JFP.
* Dark: Um..NLG and Derpy?
* N3: RJ and Fiz. \*smiles\*
* Liam: Aqua and Spirit.
* Mirnish: Derpy and RJcunt.
* Dianted: NLG and Fiz.
* Eve: Uh..not sure. NLG and RJ I guess.
* Pary: II and NLG. Sorry :(
* Wendy: Spirit and RJ.
* Noah: NLG and Gwopher!!
* Octoling: NLG and RJ.
* Ash: Spirit and Derpy.
* Berry: NLG person and RJ.
* Mika: Solar and Maria.
* Stryzzar: Solar and RJ.
* **Sierra:**With 14 nominations, NLG will face public eviction, along with RJ and Derpy, who had the second and third most amount of nominations. The results will be revealed LIVE shortly.
* RJ: I wish you hoes the worst of luck.
* Derpy: Thanks you too
* NLG: Oh no!
* **Sierra:** The VOTES ARE IN. It is time to reveal who will stay, and who will go. With a whopping 75% of the votes to stay, the first person safe is...

..RJ. NOW: Derpy, NLG. One of you will become the 11th person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother: 18 - Wikia Users. With only 10% of the votes to stay, the evictee is...

NLG. You have two minutes to say your goodbyes, and leave.

* Derpy: Bye bitch it wasn't me so GOOD RIDDANCE.
* Cabbage: Well, I guess it's your time.
* RJ: Do us all a favor and never socialize with any of us ever again.
* Milk: #robbed. The public are idiots.
* NLG: \*cries\* Oh no! This is just horrible! Goodbye, everyone! You guys are all a bunch of big fat bullies! \*slams door\* \*goes down the stairs\*
* ~the audience cheers~
* NLG: \*smiling and waving, and walks over to Sierra\*
* **Sierra:**Welcome, NLG. So how do you feel right now? Shocked? Dissapointed?
* NLG: I mean, I feel very sad right now. The public took me out and I'm very, very sad.
* **Sierra:**Well, it's time for you to go.
* NLG: Goodbye! \*leaves\*

### Week 3

* **Sierra:**Hello, houseguests! Gather around, because I have an important announcement!
* Fiz: Ur pregrnant?
* Cabbage: OMG @if she is
* Izzy: Tell us Sierra!!!
* Spirit: Hurry up
* **Sierra:**Um, no, I'm not pregnant. Anyway, this week 3 people will receive immunity. This will be decided by a vote via public. Whichever 3 gets the highest amount of votes are safe from nominations this week. Good luck!
* RJ: My chances are very high
* ~audience booes at RJ~
* Nova: They must REALLY hate you, RJ.
* RJ: Shut up irrelevant
* Nova: Rude >:/
* **Sierra:** Alright everyone...the three people immune are......Aqua, Cabbage and Booty! You are all immune from nominations this week!
* Aqua: omg GODDESS @public. thank u <3
* Cabbage: YES <3
* Booty: Seriously omg/// I feel so loved <3
* **Sierra:** Nominations coming up.

**NOMINATIONS**

* RJ: I'll start out the nominations ceremony by nominating two irrelevants - Gwopher and Nova.
* Milk: Izzy and Gwopher. Make #bigmoves people!
* Spirit: Derpy and Ryan. I wish I could nominate all of you so I can have this house and food all to MYSELF.
* Maria: X, N3.
* Solar: XD. Me does same. X, N3. Yes
* Derpy: MIRNISH and SPIRIT
* Ryan: Mika and Nova since I don't know you two.
* Jordan: Milk and Spirit :)))))
* Fiz: nova and ryan
* Izzy: Nova and Ryan
* Cabbage: Milk, for nominating me; and Mirnish, for nominating Izzy.
* Surfer: Nova and Gwopher.
* II: RJ AND FIZ. DO NOT THINK FOR A SECOND I HAVE FORGIVEN YOU TWO.
* Booty: Surfer and Liam. //shot//
* Chase: Milk and Spirit.
* Rasp: um......................EVE AND STRYZZAR #blindside
* TDN: Derpy and Solar.
* Aqua: TDN and Surfer.
* Nova: RJ and Derpy. Don't fuck with me. Don't even TRY to call me irrelevant.
* Happy: Mirnish and Milk.
* Gwopher: Solar and Octoling...? I seriously do not even know what I'm doing.
* CB: DERPY AND WENDY.
* Epic: Nova and Mika since I don't know you two.
* Bulba: Nova, and Spirit.
* X: Noah and Happy
* Dark: Nova and Octoling.
* N3: Maria and RJ.
* Liam: Derpy and Milk.
* Mirnish: Cabbage and Gwopher #dothesmartthingbitches
* Dianted: Happy and Stryzzar
* Eve: Derpy and Spirit.
* Pary: Gwopher and Nova.
* Wendy: Derpy and Spirit.
* Noah: Nova and Gwopher.
* Octoling: Gwopher and Mika.
* Ash: Gwopher and Solar
* Berry: Ryan and Nova
* Mika: Gwopher and Spirit
* Stryzzar: Solar and Gwopher.
* **Sierra:**Alright...Gwopher, Nova, Derpy and Spirit are nominated for eviction. The public will be voting, so try your best to try and stay in the house. Good luck! \*rides away on a horse\*
* Aqua: \*snaps a photo of Sierra riding a horse on a camera\*
* Cabbage: Mind giving me that picture when this whole thing's over? P.S.: Where did you find a camera?
* Aqua: o. shh
* Nova: Can I get a reason why I got nominated?
* Eve: BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM FANTENDO WIKI. FUCK YOU. YOU'RE GOING. I SHOULD'VE NOMINATED YOU, BUT YOU'RE UP ANYWAYS
* Dianted: Eve omg <3
* Nova: OH HELL NO. I AM NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT. \*throws a vase at Eve\*
* Eve: \*ducks\* What the hell was that for?
* Octoling: Um...you can get expelled for that...
* Nova: I DON'T CARE. \*grabs a hold of the fridge\*
* Spirit: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.
* Nova: I'M DOING THIS AS A FUCK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO NOMINATED ME. \*tries to tip the fridge downward\*
* Spirit: BITCH. \*lunges forward and stops Nova\* NO ONE. MESSES. WITH. MY FOOD. GOT IT?
* Nova: GET OFF ME
* Spirit: DON'T STEAL A CARYN QUOTE YOU BITCH
* Nova: \*gets away from Spirit and runs\*
* Spirit: OH HELL NO. \*runs after him\*
* Eve: \*runs too\*
* Nova: \*in the bathroom, and turns around and sees Eve and Spirit\* WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
* Eve: I'M ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT MYSELF.
* Spirit: YOU FUCKED WITH ME. NOW I FUCK WITH YOU.
* Nova: AHHHH \*punches Spirit\*
* Spirit: \*covers eye\* OH. HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOO.
* Eve: BIG BROTHER DO SOMETHING
* **Big Brother:**Nova, please report to the Diary Room. NOW.
* Nova: \*rolls eyes\* Whatever...
* Eve: This bitch...
* Nova: [DR: What do you want?]
* **Big Brother:**It has occured to us that you have been doing things that are a violation to our rules here. You threw personal property, almost took down a fridge, and physically punched Spirit. Do you realize what you have just done?
* Nova: Yes... What does this mean?
* **Big Brother:**We have no choice but to remove you from the game. Please exit.
* Nova: I'm not moving.
* **Big Brother:**Exit. NOW.
* Nova: UGH. Fine, you piece of shit. \*exits\*
* **Sierra:**Houseguests, it has occured to us that Nova has broken multiple rules. Therefore, we had no choice but to remove from the game. The nominations WILL remain the same however, just without Nova.
* Izzy: GASP. O. M. G. [DR: OMG THAT WAS SOOO CRAZY. Now Nova's out like what???]
* Derpy: \*gasps\* Wow...
* Spirit: [DR: If these fucking bitches decide to evict me over those two useless pieces of trashthen imma sue this show's ass and it will never see the television screen again.]
* Derpy: [DR: I'm confident I'll stay. I mean, I am ADORED out there! I know I'm safe.]
* Gwopher: [DR: ...Where am I?]
* Solar: \*overhears noises\* what the fuck
* Milk: Who on earth..
* RJ: Let us check!
* RJ, Solar, and Milk walk towards the noise\*
* ???: mmm yesss mmmmm HARDER
* ???: YES YES mmmmm haha
* Solar: holy shit what is this \*opens the door\* WHAT THE FUCK
* N3: HARDER HARDE- oh..
* Milk: what the fuck are you doing
* Maria: Samey puppet! \*smiles\*
* RJ: \*steals Samey puppet and burns it with a lighter\* Fuck your Samey puppet.
* Maria: \*cries like a 2 year old\*
* N3: Look what you just did! We were having a CONVERSATION. Now get out!
* Solar: sure
* N3: \*slams door\*
* Milk: \*whispering to Solar and RJ\* Let's just nominate those two next week. I'm sick of them. [DR: Right now I want either Maria and N3 out of this house. They are fucking useless and don't contribute to anything around here.]
* Solar: um no im not nominating my baby
* Milk: Fine. Nominate uh...Ryan
* Solar: what the fuck NO
* Milk: Mika?
* Solar: fine [DR: N3 you can GO. MARIA IS MINE BITCH.]
* ~Berry, Cabbage, and Happy scene~
* Berry: Alright, I've wanted to talk to you guys about something.
* Happy: Yes?
* Berry: How about a TDEF alliance? We've all been with each other since the beginning, so.. why not?
* Happy: I'm in!
* Cabbage: Sure thing. I'm not with anyone else. [DR: TDEF is dead to me because of F\*\*\*\*\*. But, he's gone now. So...maybe. What would Sierra Dawn Thomas do?]
* Izzy: \*pulls Cabbage aside\* OMG GUESS WHAT
* Cabbage: What is it?
* Izzy: I.
* JUST.
* GOT.
* INTO.
* A.
* MAJORITY.
* ALLIANCE.
* THAT.
* YOU.
* CAN.
* JOIN!!!!!!!!!
* Cabbage: Omg tuna! No, seriously. Who's all in it?
* Izzy: Me, you, Aqua, Spirit, Derpy, Milk, RJ, and Fiz! We can CONTROL this game, Cabbage. Can't you believe it?
* Cabbage: Wow. That sure sounds...great.
* Izzy: Aw come on, what?
* Cabbage: Nothing. It's just..I haven't really talked to them all that much.
* Izzy: You'll be fine!! [DR: \*breathes through a bag\* OMG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS SO EXCITING. I CAN'T WAIT TO #CONTROL THIS GAME.]
* Jordan: \*eavesdrops on their conversation\* \*whispers to his group of people next to him\* I just heard everything they just said. Izzy literally screamed the majority TDBB (ew) alliance right from his mouth. We need the WC people to take a stand.
* Wendy: That's smart. I mean, we are the clear majority here.
* Eve: Exactly. So..it's me, you, Jordan, Solar, Pary, Booty, Rasp, Chase, Ash...
* Chase: That's already a majority. We're fine.
* Jordan: Yes. WC is taking CONTROL of this game right now :)
* Izzy: \*walks past the WCs\* Oh hey guys!
* Wendy: Hey Izzy.
* Izzy: You guys..didn't hear...IF SO I'M SORRY. I WANT TO WORK WITH YOU GUYS.
* Chase: ...you sure?
* Izzy: Yes. I want WC to succeed in this game. I consider myself a WC member. I'm 100% with you guys.
* Jordan: Welcome to the far SUPERIOR alliance.
* Ash: Prepare for #tdbbownage
* Cabbage: \*overhears everything and gasps\* [DR: Izzy...betraying me?? After three seconds? This is NOT good for my game. I need to talk to the TDBBs.] \*runs\*
* Aqua: hi bae
* Cabbage: Look guys, we need to do something.
* Noah: ey what's up? :P
* Cabbage: Izzy is a...I can't believe I'm saying this...but he's a snake!
* Mirnish: WHAT...I mean, that doesn't shock me.
* Milk: What the fuck is going on?
* Fiz: tell
* Cabbage: The TDBB/TRD people need to stick together. Those WC people need to go. They are going to pick us off, one by one. [DR: I think it was smart for me to do that. I mean, I'm looking out for myself. Not other people. This will benefit my game.]
* Mirnish: Alright honey, thanks for telling us. [DR: TDBB is terrible so they must GO.]
* Derpy: Ugh. I just knew this would happen. I'm ready to call his ass out.
* Cabbage: No, don't. It will only makes things worse.
* Derpy: ...fine. [DR: I'm still gonna call out Izzy. What the fuck?]
* Izzy: Hey guys! We're all good, right?
* Fiz: hi
* RJ: Yes.
* Izzy: Great! Don't think for a SECOND I'm leaving you guys.
* Milk: You better not. [DR: Izzy could go anywhere at this point. He's a major swing.]
* Izzy: [DR: What am I even doing? \*sobs\* \*sniffs\* I just want people to like me! You know.. Gosh. I just hope I don't get called out on or else I'm gonna be a freaking mess. \*sobs in hands\*]
* **Sierra:**It's time to reveal who will stay and who will go.
* Derpy: Good luck, guys!
* Spirit: fake ass ho
* Derpy: \*rolls eyes\*
* **Sierra:**The person leaving the house...IS......

...Gwopher. You have 2 minutes to say your goodbyes, and leave the Celebrity Big Brother house.

* Gwopher: I didn't even know I signed up for this. I don't even know over half of you. Goodbye?
* Solar: seeya BITCH
* Gwopher: \*leaves\* \*goes down the stairs\*
* ~the audience cheers~
* Gwopher: \*walks over to Sierra\*
* **Sierra:**Welcome, Gwopher. Do you feel like you didn't deliver this season?
* Gwopher: I didn't remember signing up for this.
* **Sierra:**Okay...well, it's time for you to go.
* Gwopher: Bye. \*leaves\*

### Week 4

* **Sierra:**\*comes in with a giant wheel\* \*she reveals it has the numbers 3-10 on it\* Alright, housemates. Except the unexpected in this game. Say hello to this wheel!
* Cabbage: OMG What is it?
* Aqua: omg can i spin it
* **Sierra:**Sure! This wheel will determine how many nominees there will be this week.
* Aqua: Wait what?
* **Sierra:**Spin!
* Aqua: \*spins\* \*it lands on... File:Wheel.png \*..wait TEN???
* **Sierra:**Yes. There will be...TEN NOMINEES facing the public eviction this week!
* Octoling: \*gasps\*
* Aqua: uGH [DR: Great. I have a 10/37 chance of being nominated this week. Hopefully everyone here likes me enough to keep me around.]
* Spirit: \*eating pizza\* oh go ahead and have me face eviction again.
* **Sierra:**Get ready for another twist!
* Surfer: ughhh your twist SUCKS
* **Sierra:**Shut up please, before I evict you. :)
* Surfer: \*rolls eyes\*
* **Sierra:**Anyways, like I was saying. The nominees this week will be...randomized. Everyone, grab a ball. 10 balls will be red, meaning you are nominated this week. The green balls guarentee you are safe. You will reveal what color your ball is later on. I wish you all the best of luck. Goodbye! \*gallops away\*
* Cabbage: [DR: So, Sierra came in with ANOTHER twist. \*shows a ball, wrapped up\* I have no idea what color this is, but I hope it's not red.]
* (Note: The nominees will be shown once the nominees are revealed. The nominees will not be just simply 1-10 on the list. The numbers will be decided by a random number generator. They are: 36, 4, 30, 11, 29, 28, 8, 21, 1, and 2.)
* Izzy: \*walks away, into a bedroom\* [DR: You know, I'm just feeling more emotional than I usually do I mean... \*sobs\* I feel awful. I'm playing both sides. I'm going to get called out on. I'm so stupid \*starts crying\* Izzy, you're a fighter. You can fight through this. A silly little color on a ball will not decide my fate in this game. No way. \*wears away a tear\* I NEED this.]
* Jordan: \*to his group\* Izzy's crying you guys. What should we do?
* Dianted: idk
* Milk: Maybe go in there and COMFORT him? Like an alliance would do?
* Jordan: Excuse me?
* Milk: I know. It's WC vs. TDBB. Isn't that obvious?
* Eve: Okay but we have the clear majority...so..
* Milk: Not unless someone from your alliance gets evicted.
* Pary: I'll go comfort Izzy.
* Booty: I'll go with!
* Izzy: \*sobbing\* \*sniffs\* Hi guys..
* Booty: Hi, Izzy! How are you feeling?
* Izzy: I feel awful. Everyone knows I'm playing both sides..and..and..
* Jordan: wait WHAT?
* Wendy: We didn't know this...
* Izzy: \*clearing up\* Wait what?
* Mika: You could've gotten away with this. Now, you're just digging yourself a huge grave. Enjoy this place, while you can Izzy.
* Izzy: SHUT UP. \*storms out\*
* Milk: Izzy, wait up! [DR: I mean, I NEED Izzy for my game in order to stay alive. So, I need him to feel as comfortable as possible.] Look, you have a much better shot against us rather than WC. I'm being genuine here. I mean, I almost got evicted on Week 1. So..
* Izzy: I'm just a mess right now... I need to calm myself. We'll talk later. \*walks away\*
* Chase: Wow. I can't believe how desperate you are. How selfish of you, Milk.
* Milk: EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF. NOT FOR THE GOOD OF OTHERS. If you TRULY believe this, you are a terrible player.
* Chase: \*rolls eyes\* Okay, then.
* Milk: [DR: I have had ENOUGH of WC's shit. I am GOING IN.] HEY EVERYONE. COME DOWN HERE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FUCKED OVER BY WC.
* Berry: What's going on?
* Happy: Huh?
* II: \*walks over\* First of all, I'd just like to say I'm not not team TDBB OR team WC. ***I AM TEAM KIMMI KAPPENBERG**.*BUT LUCINA AND DF, YOU TWO ARE ~*DEAD*~ TO ME FOR BETRAYING ME ON SUCKS.
* Milk: THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. FUCK OFF.
* II: NO. I MUST REMAIN RELEVANT.
* Spirit: GET OUT.
* II: NO.
* Surfer: scream
* Octoling: I'm just standing over here like...
* Dark: ^
* Booty: ^
* Pary: ^
* Mika: ^
* Rasp: ^
* Surfer: ^
* Ash: ^
* Milk: FUCK YOU ALL. (except for Booty<3) YOU ARE ALL FROM WC. YOU GUYS ARE SAFE, UNLESS YOU FUCKING GET A RED BALL. YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN WORRY.
* Octoling: Sorry for making a little comment..?
* Chase: This arguement is literally going nowhere. All it is is Milk screaming at everyone. Can't WAIT until you finally leave.
* Milk: FUCK YOU BITCH. God, I can't STAND most of you.
* Derpy: when milk is so invalid he get slayed by WC l0l
* Milk: I THOUGHT WE WERE AN ALLIANCE. FUCK YOU. [DR: What a mess... I need to calm down, and take Izzy's advice. \*breathes in and out deeply\*]
* Berry: \*walks downstairs\* So...what was that all about?
* Jordan: Milk being a little bitch and acting like a 2 year old. Nothing new.
* Berry: Oh. [DR: This place is crazy. I'm not used to all this yelling and screaming.] Well, would you mind keeping it quieter next time?
* Liam: If you pray Milk gets a red ball, yes.
* Berry: Okay..?
* Cabbage: [DR: I'm not even sure what too think anymore.]
* **Sierra:**HOUSEGUESTS. It is time to reveal who has the red balls. On the count of 3.
* 1..
* 2..
* 3!
* ~everyone reveals~
* Noah: UGH NO.
* RJ: Shit.
* X: Crap
* N3: What!
* Dark: Oh no :(
* Milk: Of course \*rolls eyes\*
* CB: UGH. WTF FATE.
* Jordan: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
* Mirnish: WTF
* Stryzzar: Ahh shoot
* **Sierra:**The rest of you survive!
* Cabbage: Yes!
* Izzy: OMG THIS IS LIKE GOD'S GIFT FROM ABOVE <333 THANK YOU <333
* **Sierra:**One person will be evicted this week. Good luck, housemates.
* Jordan: [DR: Right now, Milk is on the nomination block. But so am I. I pray SOMEHOW I manage to stay. I don't care if Milk stays too, but my safety is everything.]
* Milk: [DR: Being nominated feels awful. I better stay in this or else TDBB is getting picked off one by one.]
* ~TDBB Alliance scene~
* Cabbage: Alright TDBB, or TRD, or whatever. We need to make sure we stay intact. WC is going to make us feel like hell next week. But I'm not going down without a fight. We. Need. Izzy. [DR: Izzy is...a loose cannon at this point. Izzy needs to go with an alliance and stick with it, and I want him to stick with MY alliance.]
* RJ: Mirnish has fully flipped on us. We can't get him back, I'm sorry.
* Cabbage: Then this alliance consists of me, you, Milk, Spirit, Derpy, Fiz, TDN (?), Aqua, CB, Epic, X, and Noah. That's 11, potientally 12. I have Happy and Berry, so.
* Derpy: Ryan is with ME.
* Fiz: so r we controling this game rn? [DR: tbh as much as TDBB sucked its one of my few ways to stay aliv rn]
* TDN: \*walks in\* heyyy
* Spirit: \*eating a chicken wing\* Okay, listen up. WC alliance is fucking awful so can you please stay with us thanks
* TDN: Excuse me, but what?
* X: TDN go away
* Aqua: omg X shut up
* TDN: Well that's sure comforting..
* X: Sorry but he's just awful. I want to speak my mind. [DR: TDBB thinking they have me as a number is ridiculous lol.]
* TDN: What?? the fuck???? I'M SORRY BUT THAT IS NOT A COMFORTING APPROACH FOR AN ALLIANCe. ugh \*caps
* X: Just go
* TDN: \*leaves\*
* Milk: \*facepalms\* What the fuck?
* X: Sorry but this alliance sucks. I'm leaving. \*leaves\*
* Cabbage: Crap. So all we have is twelve.
* Derpy: As if WC has a majority anyways.
* Milk: um they have Maria, Solar, Jordan, Izzy, Surfer, Booty, Chase, Rasp, TDN, Bulba, X, Dark, Liam, Mirnish, Dianted, Eve, Pary, Wendy, Octoling, Ash, and Mika.
* Aqua: That's.. \*counts\* 21 people.
* Derpy: screaming
* CB: make that 22 BYE. \*leaves\*
* Cabbage: 12 vs. 22. That leaves everyone else as swing votes.
* Aqua: There's no way. TDBB is doomed. [DR: TDBB is fucking toast. We need to make sure our public image is well-rounded so none of us go.]
* Epic: I'm sticking with you guys. I'm gonna fight like hell to stay alive.
* Fiz: thank u for making the correct descision
* Epic: Ur welcome Lucina
* Noah: Wouldn't II join WC too? He fricking HATES Fiz and RJ.
* Aqua: ugh you're right. 12 vs. 23. All we can do now is pray.
* Cabbage: Let's pray to the Kimmi church. \*prays\*
* Aqua: \*prays\*
* ~everyone in the TDBB alliance prays to the Kimmi church\*
* Berry: \*enters in with Happy\* Um...what is this...
* Cabbage: Welcome. This is the majority alliance.
* Happy: Alright.
* Aqua: \*prays a Kimmi quote chant\*
* Milk: \*rolls eyes\* This is ridiculous. [DR: Help. Me.]
* Ryan: Who is this Kimmi person?
* Cabbage: The second greatest Survivor contestant of all time, other than Sierra Dawn Thomas of course.
* Ryan: ...never heard of them.
* **Sierra:**BITCH I'M SIERRA DAWN THOMAS \*slaps Ryan\*
* Ryan: um BITCH
* **Sierra:**dont even \*leaves\*
* Cabbage: Always iconic <3
* **Sierra:**GATHER AROUND EVERYONE. It's time for the results.
* Milk: \*nervous\*
* Aqua: Come on...Kimmi goddess from above, say someone from the mega WC alliance is going..
* **Sierra:**THE NEXT HOUSEMATE EVICTED IS...
* Jordan: \*nervous\*
* Milk: \*sweating\*
* Mirnish: \*not worried\*
* Dark: \*frightened\*
* N3: \*taps foot, intensely\*

* **Sierra:**...X.
* Aqua: \*under breath\* Oh lord have mercy.
* Cabbage: \*smiles\*
* RJ: Well goodbye
* X: What the fuck did I do?
* RJ: Nothing now get out.
* ~the audience booes at RJ~
* RJ: OMG SHUT UP HOES
* X: Whatever bye \*leaves\* \*goes down the stairs\*
* ~the audience cheers~
* X: \*walks over to Sierra\*
* **Sierra:**Welcome, X. Why do you think you're out?
* X: Because the public is idiotic.
* **Sierra:**Well, it's time for you to go.
* X: \*gives the middle finger to the audience and leaves\*

### Week 5

* ~N3 and Stryzzar scene~
* N3: Can't you believe what's going on right now?
* Stryzzar: Yeah, I know. TDBB vs. WC, and Ryan seems to be with TDBB.
* N3: Why would WE join minority alliance?
* Stryzzar: That majority can turn into the minority very quickly.
* N3: So what do we do? [DR: As an experienced TD Wiki admin, I make choices that is beneficial to myself and others around me. So...what's best for me? (other than sex rps with Maria every once in a while ;)] I mean...MARIA'S on the other side.
* Stryzzar: How about this: You join the WC side, I join the TDBB side. That way we won't be caught working together.
* N3: You're so smart! \*leaves room\*
* Stryzzar: \*enters TDBB alliance room\* Hey guys
* Cabbage: Hello
* Ryan: Where's N3?
* Stryzzar: I tried getting her over here...but she won't budge. Which is irritating.
* Aqua: 13 vs 23. Great.
* Milk: Stryzzar, you're stupid joining the minority.
* Stryzzar: Okay but I like you guys and know you guys better..
* RJ: Thank god N3 didn't join the alliance. I bet she's enjoying having her sex rps with Maria right now.
* Fiz: what r they doing now?
* Noah: IDK :P
* ~WC Alliance scene~
* Grimes music is heard playing loudly\*
* Eve: I LOVE THIS SONG
* Wendy: OMG ME TOO
* Jordan: SAME <33333 [DR: The WC alliance is unstoppable. We have *23*members and that's more than enough to know the next 13 evictions will be from TDBB.]
* Izzy: I'm SO glad I flipped on TDBB. They're such flops.
* Mirnish: The only person I like from there is Milks, but he can be a cunt sometimes so.
* TDN: Yeah I thiNKWEMADETHEBETTERCHOICE.
* Mika: ...What?
* TDN: \*caps sorry
* Dianted: WC has been, and always will be the superiors :)
* Booty: I do like them, but I like you guys sooo much better //shot//
* II: I'M HERE BECAUSE RJ AND FIZ ARE FUCKING C.UNTS FOR BETRAYING ME ON CTS.
* Chase: What even is that place?
* II: IT'S WHERE PEOPLE TRASH YOU FOR YOUR OPINIONS NO MATTER HOW ~CORRECT~ THEY ARE. LIKE KIMMI KAPPENBERG WAS MORP3 IN EPISODE 1.
* Rasp: a a a a a a a a a a  a a a a a a a  a a a a a a a a KICK ME WENDY KICK ME
* Wendy: no
* Rasp: why not babe babe bae bae bae PLZZZ
* Wendy: um yeah no
* Rasp: RUDE [DR: Wendy won't kick me :(]
* Surfer: TDBB GOING DOWN is going to be great.
* Bulba: But who first?
* Jordan: Milk, duh. He's the obvious ringleader. BUT, we should all nominate differently. The more TDBBs nominated, the better.
* Ash: K.
* ~TDBB Alliance scene~
* Milk: Okay TDBB LISTEN UP. We need to all nominate Jordan and Chase. They are running things over there.
* Fiz: y not jordan and marnish?
* Aqua: ^. #GetOutMirnish
* Milk: Fine. Jordan and Mirnish. If they're smart, they're all nominating differently. This way, we have a shot.
* Cabbage: Let's hope so. [DR: Our alliance way be small, but we have to stick together in order to stay alive.]
* Derpy: MARNISH should be the one to go like GOODBYE you flipped on us.
* Ryan: Okay but Izzy did the same thing????
* Berry: Yeah, Izzy flipped too, Derpy lol.
* Derpy: Izzy next week then. MIRNISH AND JORDAN ARE BEING NOMINATED THIS WEEK AND THAT'S FINAL.
* Happy: \*nods\* Alright. [DR: Is it smart to stick with this alliance? I hope it is.]

**NOMINATIONS**

* RJ: Alright hoes, let's get started. Jordan and Mirnish.
* Milk: Jordan and Mirnish.
* Spirit: Jordan and Mirnish.
* Maria: RJ and Milk.
* Solar: Milk and Spirit
* Derpy: Jordan and Mirnish.
* Ryan: Jordan and Mirnish
* Jordan: Spirit and Derpy.
* Fiz: jordan and marnish
* Izzy: Derpy and Ryan
* Cabbage: Jordan and Mirnish.
* Surfer: Ryan and Fiz.
* II: FIZ AND CABBAGE.
* Booty: Cabbage and Aqua I'm sorry :(
* Chase: Aqua and Happy.
* Rasp: Happy and Epic.
* TDN: Epic and Noah.
* Aqua: Jordan and Mirnish.
* Happy: Jordan and Mirnish
* CB: Noah and Berry
* Epic: Jordan and Mirnish
* Bulba: Berry and Stryzzar.
* Dark: Stryzzar and Milk.
* N3: Milk and RJ.
* Liam: Milk and Spirit.
* Mirnish: Milks and Derpy.
* Dianted: Milk and Ryan.
* Eve: Milk and Fiz
* Pary: Milk and Cabbage
* Wendy: Milk and Aqua
* Noah: Jordan and Mirnish
* Octoling: Milk and Happy
* Ash: Milk and Epic
* Berry: Jordan and Mirnish.
* Mika: Milk and Noah.
* Stryzzar: Jordan and Mirnish.
* **Sierra:**With 13 nominations for each housemate, the nominees this week are Milk, Jordan, and Mirnish.
* Milk: [DR: And I knew it. I just knew it would be me. But my plan worked. Jordan and Mirnish are on the block too, so hopefully I stay.]
* Jordan: Enjoy being evicted this week, MILKSHAKE.
* Milk: NOT UNLESS YOU GET EVICTED INSTEAD BITCH.
* Jordan: YOU'RE. GOING. HOME. AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
* Milk: NOT UNLESS I CAN SAVE MYSELF.
* Jordan: HOW?
* Mirnish: MILKS. I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE GONE.
* Milk: \*gives the middle finger to both of them\* Fuck you two. FUCK. YOU. \*leaves\*
* Mirnish: What a #ragequitter [DR: Tbh that was one of Milk's darkest moments. The bitch can't handle being eliminated early like :eyes x100000]
* Wendy: \*to Jordan\* We shouldn't have done that.
* Jordan: \*to Wendy\* What do you mean?
* Wendy: Like, splitting. If we all nominate the same like they do, then we have the majority every. single. time.
* Jordan: Oh, don't worry. I just wanted to experiment that. We're doing that next week.
* Wendy: Alright. [DR: With 2/3 of my alliance on the block, I worry that one of them is going. All I need to do is pray, because I want this gian majority to stick together to the end.]
* Cabbage: [DR: That 23-member alliance isn't lasting forever. I'm not really a vocal person, but I think I can find cracks, and pull people in.] Um, you guys do realize, that this 23 person alliance isn't going to all win right?
* Jordan: Shut up, Cabbage. We'll deal with that later.
* Cabbage: Excuse me, but I am DESPERATE for numbers right now. You guys have plenty. 23 vs. 13? Yeah, that's 10 extra people. I think you guys are fine.
* Jordan: \*rolls eyes\* [DR: If I'm still here next, then Cabbage needs to go next. Their glimmer of hope isn't going to happen.] Just to tell you know, honey. YOU'RE. NEXT.
* Cabbage: [DR: And that's when, I snapped.] YOU KNOW WHAT, JORDAN? I DON'T CARE IF I'M NEXT. BECAUSE, I'M GOING TO TRY MY HARDEST TO MAKE SURE I STAY.
* Jordan: YOU'RE GOING NEXT WEEK SO SHUT UP. YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. GOD. \*leaves\*
* Cabbage: Sorry guys, I'm usually not like this.
* Izzy: .. [DR: All these fights...are just..I don't even know. I'm not even sure what to think right now because I'm having another meltdown. \*sniffs\* But Izzy, you are strong enough to move on. You're a warrior. You're a winner. You're a SURVIVOR.]
* **Sierra:**\*comes in with another wheel, revealing it\* Housemates, I have yet another twist for you guys.
* Epic: Great, now what?
* Bulba: Can't we just catch a break?
* Aqua: omg can i SPIN IT AGAIN
* **Sierra:**Um..sure. Whichever name Aqua lands on will be the 4th nominee this week.
* Aqua: [DR: Right now I'm praying the wheel doesn't land on myself or any of my alliance members...fingers crossed.] \*spins\* File:Wheel2.png [OH THANK GOD <3]
* **Sierra:**Rasp will be the fourth nominee this week. \*leaves on her horse\*
* Rasp: wtf
* Bulba: What? [DR: Okay, there is a 75% chance one of my alliance members is going. Milk must GO.]
* CB: LMAO. Milk you are SO going it's not even funny anymore.
* Milk: Oh my god can you people just shut the FUCK up? You're making your image look terrible for the public.
* Liam: Someone from your alliance already has a bad image
* ~the audience booes at RJ~
* RJ: BITCHES
* Liam: You see what I mean?
* II: RJ deserves their ~righteous~ boos from the audience. He voted K\*\*\*\*\* over KIMMI KAPPENBERG which is absolutely disgusting. I bet he doesn't even appreciate Maggie Ausburn.goddess - *the* BEST Big Brother winner of all time <33333333333333333333
* Milk: My image isn't as bad as RJ's lmao.
* CB: Says the person who almost left WEEK ONE LMAO.
* Milk: Fuck off CB. I thought you'd be a bit more tolerable irl.
* CB: I'm just being me.
* Milk: Whatever. [DR: The season's rating are going to go down if I leave. I am the true entertainment. Not WC. All they do is talk about irrelevant artists no one even cares about.]
* Berry [DR: I mean, I feel bad for Milk right now. He's literally fighting for his life out here, and the only thing he can do is pray the audience likes him enough.]
* Maria: Can I have new Samey Puppet?
* Solar: yes maria. Yes. XD
* Maria: Yay [DR: Samey Puppet!]
* RJ: Bitch I will burn u if you say Samey Puppet again
* Maria: No
* Solar: maria not taking any of rj's bullshit is me >
* Jordan: same
* Mirnish: Okay the only thing I don't really ~care~ about you guys is your weird fetish for Maria. Please stop. BUT TDBB STILL FUCKING SUCKS SO DON'T COUNT ME OUT.
* Dark: ...I don't stan Maria as much as these guys do..
* Mirnish: Yeah because you're irrelevant
* Dark: Wow you're rude
* Mirnish: That's just my personality.
* Booty: [DR: I'm starting to feel bad for TDBB. I mean, they're desperate right now, and then there's me, sitting pretty in the majority. I don't want to be hated, but what do I do?]
* Aqua: Mirnish I personally believe you need to go. That what you fucking get for betraying TDBB.
* Mirnish: You mean that trashy community? No thank you. The place is filled with soooo many pieces of trash it's not even funny.
* Aqua: Well thanks. I really appreciate it coming from you, Mirnish.
* Mirnish: No problem! \*fake smile\* [DR: TDBB is just DISGUSTEEN I can't even believe I'm in the same room as them.]
* Rasp: WHY ISN'T ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT ME.
* TDN: Dude, you'REFINE. \*caps ugh sorry again :/
* Rasp: Dude? I AM A FUCKING GIRL. DON'T MISGENDER ME.
* TDN: .......didn't know that was such a big deal.
* Bulba: I've gotten misgendered multiple times. It's not fun. I don't like stressing the fact that I'm a fucking girl.
* Pary: Eh, I've only been misgendered a few times.
* Booty: Yeah the majority of this place is male, so. .>.
* Rasp: WHATEVER. \*leaves\*
* Milk: Since when did this become a gender discussion?
* Jordan: Since when do you need to be extra?
* Spirit: \*raiding the fridge\*
* Jordan: What are YOU doing?
* Spirit: Fuck off I'm hungry. \*makes a cup of coffee and sips it\* and thristy.
* Jordan: lol
* Wendy: Of course you are
* Spirit: Fuck y'all.
* Jordan: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
* Izzy: [DR: So, like, Jordan has pretty much become the villain of this house right now, and I'm pretty excited because villains are A M A Z I N G the majority of the time so I'm internally fangirling right now.]
* Derpy: don't FATSHAME.
* Jordan: I was never fatshaming?
* Derpy: yes u WERE
* Jordan: God, you people can be so fucking annoying I swear to god. [DR: Can we get the TDBB alliance out of here already? They're bugging me sooner than I thought.]
* **Sierra:**Housemates, it is time to reveal who has been evicted this week.
* Jordan: \*sitting, smiling\*
* Rasp: \*a bit nervous\*
* Mirnish: \*not that worried\*
* Milk: \*sweating everywhere\*
* **Sierra:**THE NEXT HOUSEMATE EVICTED...IS.........

...Mirnish.

* Mirnish: gasp WHAT
* Milk: Thank god.
* Jordan: WHAT THE FUCK? How can the public even LIKE TDBB? That's disgusting.
* Rasp: Yay it wasn't me.
* Jordan: How selfish.
* Rasp: SORRY :(
* Mirnish: \*leaves\* \*goes down the stairs\*
* ~the audience cheers~
* Mirnish: \*walks over to Sierra\*
* **Sierra:**Welcome, Mirnish. Are you..shocked?
* Mirnish: I am. The public needs better opinions. THEY DISGUST ME.
* **Sierra:**Well, it's time for you to go.
* Mirnish: BYE BITCHES. \*leaves\*

### Week 6

* **Sierra:**Housemates! An important announcement.
* Surfer: Ugh. NOW WHAT?
* **Sierra:**Today the public will be voting for...a Head of Household.
* Aqua: omg memememmememememememmemememememmemememMEMEMMEMEMEMEMME
* Fiz: omg it better be me
* Cabbage: They better give it to someone good.
* Spirit: ME
* Jordan: Ha, yeah no.
* **Sierra:**This person will then nominate 3 people from eviction, in which the three of them will face the public eviction. Good luck to everyone \*gallops away on her horse\*
* Cabbage: She's so iconic.
* Aqua: omg IKR
* Milk: I hope it's ME
* **Sierra:**Well, I have the results already. The HOH is....

...Milk! Congratulations!

* Milk: YES. YES. OMG YES
* Jordan: Fuck. This. [DR: UGHHHHHHHHHHHH of course Milk gets HOH. This is fucking ridiculous. God. He was the one person who I did NOT want to win. UGH.]
* Milk: I already know who I'm nominating. Jordan, Maria, and RJ.
* Aqua: what the fuck? [DR: So, Milk betrays his own alliance by putting up RJ like the what the fuck? RJ has been booed by the audience four times now - great. He's probably gone.]
* Milk: [DR: Those nominations were strictly personal. RHoe even being in the alliance is agonizing. I would be disgusted if he made the Final 13.]
* **Sierra:**Jordan, Maria, and RJ have been nominated by Milk this week. Cabbage and Fiz, for having the second most of amount votes, your guys' part in this twist will come later.
* Maria: Oh no!
* Cabbage: [DR: So, Fiz and I are going to be a part of the twist I guess. Worst thing that could happen is #doubleevcition and Fiz and I get evicted.]
* Aqua: Milk, can we talk for a second?
* Milk: Uh, sure. \*walks\* [DR: Aqua pulls me aside...and I know this won't be good.]
* Aqua: what the fuck were you thinking when nominating rj? now if he survives this he'll flip to the other side, making us 12 vs 23. If he goes, that'll STILL be a number lost for us. Seriously, you must have not been thinking right.
* Milk: That nomination for RJ is not that big of a deal. Trust me, he won't go and he won't flip either. WC can't stand his ass.
* Aqua: Well I don't think nominating your own alliance member isn't going to make them come back to you.
* RJ: \*enters\* Hi. And wtf Milk?
* Milk: RJ, you're fine-
* RJ: Fine? I've gotten booed four times-
* ~the audience booes at RJ~
* RJ: SHUT UP. -five times by the audience. Is that person going be the evicted? The one who has been getting ALL these fucking booes from the audience?
* Milk: [DR: Jesus. I didn't know a nomination for RJ would cause this alliance to potientally fall apart. I didn't think everyone else cares so much about one person. \*rolls eyes\*]
* TDN: \*overhears\* The alliance seems to be falling apart quicker than we thought.
* Jordan: Lol. TDBB can't even function TOGETHER. That's hilarious.
* Izzy: Ikr???
* Liam: RJ is going, and there's nothing they can do about it, because their leader is a complete moron.
* Dianted: So true.. [DR: I love this. TDBB is falling apart quicker than I would ever imagine. This is great.]
* Cabbage: \*to Fiz\* So, Fiz. What do you think our twist is?
* Fiz: hopefully immunity til liek f30
* Cabbage: Omg same. [DR: Fiz and I are figuring out what our twist is. It could immunity maybe..I don't know. We'll just have to wait and see.]
* Ryan: TD WIKI ADMINS.
* N3: What?
* Stryzzar: what
* Ryan: Okay since I'm bored and y'all listen to me for like everything let's do some YOGA
* N3: Okay, but why?
* Ryan: SHUT UP OR I BLOCK YOU ON TUMBLR
* N3: ... \*does yoga\*
* Stryzzar: \*does yoga\* [DR: I..don't even know.]
* Booty: What are they DOING?
* Chase: Good..question... [DR: All of a sudden I see the TD Wiki admins doing yoga. Is this normal?]
* Berry: \*knocks on the door\* Um..Ryan, Stry..can we talk to you guys?
* Happy: They won't answer.
* Berry: I know that. \*knocks again\* HELLO?
* Wendy: They're just doing yoga, just let them be.
* Pary: \*opens the door\* WHAT THE?
* Ryan: N3: Stryzzar: \*floating in the air\*
* Fiz: wat
* Dark: This is NOT normal
* Bulba: How is that...even...WHAT?
* **Big Brother:**Ryan, please go to the diary room.
* Ryan: \*comes down\* UGH, what do you guys want? \*walks over\* [DR: \*sits\* Hello.]
* **Big Brother:**We know what you were doing. Doing witchcraft inside the house is a violation of the rules here. Therefore, we must expell you. Please exit now.
* Ryan: [What the fuck? Excuse me, but this rule must've been added like five seconds ago. I CALL BULLSHIT RIGGAGE. Plus, my daddy's going to keep me here. He's rich and famous and will take down your fucking ass. I will make sure the show goes down in flames.]
* **Big Brother:**\*sighs\* Fine. But if there happens to be witchcraft in the house, again, you're getting expelled now matter what.
* Ryan: [Whatever. \*rolls eyes\*] \*exits DR\*
* Rasp: So what was that all about?
* Ryan: Witchcraft bullshit that made no sense. We were only doing yoga, and then we're just floating in midair.
* Surfer: scream @that [DR: Is Ryan a witch? I always somehow sensed this.]
* Derpy: omg Ryan WHAT HAPPENED
* Ryan: I almost got expelled.
* Milk: Meh
* Derpy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MEH? HE'S PART OF OUR ALLIANCE. ARE YOU JUST FLYING SOLO, OR WHAT? [DR: After Milk's 'little' comment, I decided to call him out in front of the house. Not like he needs an even bigger target on his back, but better him than me.]
* Milk: Why do you people freak out over minor things? Jesus.
* Jordan: Milk, your little "alliance" has turned on you. Look at that. It's now 12 vs. 22 vs. Milkshake. Everyone's out to get you, bitch. You can't do anything about it.
* Milk: \*with sarcasm\* Oooh, I'm so scared. How about you nominate me and SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
* Jordan: I'm going to nominate you every single fucking week until you get evicted. I'm sorry, but there is no way out, BITCH.
* Milk: Not if the public audience can do anything about it.
* Jordan: You've barely survived the last evictions, only because the people sitting next to you was more hated than you..somehow.
* Milk: Well guess what. I got news for you. You're going home, and there's nothing you can DO ABOUT IT. \*fake smile\* How do you like that?
* Jordan: Wow! I'm going to be evicted because I must be HATED for some reason. Well... TOO BAD BITCH. THE PUBLIC LOVES ME WAY MORE THAN YOU.
* Milk: I'm done with you. Goodbye. \*leaves\*
* II: And you guys thought I was crazy.
* Milk: I HEARD THAT. [DR: The people here sicken. The only person I have to look out for is me, but everyone seems to be out to get me. I have to have the impossible happen to help me stay.]
* Aqua: I mean, he did this to himself. He nominated RJ and payed the price for it.
* RJ: If there's another HOH twist, he is for damn sure going on that block.
* Jordan: Agreed
* Maria: Yes XD
* Solar: Milkshake is dead to me for stealing my phrase. "I MISS FAT JENN" IS MY QUOTE. NOT YOURS.
* Epic: [DR: I hate how everyone's bashing Milk. I feel bad for him, and I don't want him to go next.] \*enters a room where Milk is\* Hey.
* Milk: What do you want? I'm hated by pretty much everyone, so you don't need to be fake.
* Epic: No. I'm going to be genuine here. Listen, I don't want you gone. I have seen this show before, and there SHOULD be a way where you won't be on the block next week.
* Milk: Really? How?
* Epic: Okay, well..from what I can acknowledge here, you seem to be liked by America after surviving every eviction and getting HOH this week, and with the amount of twists in this game, I wouldn't be surprised if the public grants someone immunity from nomations next week.
* Milk: So..I basically have to wait to be rigged for?
* Epic: I guess if that's how you interpret it.
* Milk: Okay. Well, thanks for being genuine with me. I hope you win if I don't.
* Epic: Aw thanks <3
* Milk: [DR: Other than Epic, and ones in my alliance who didn't argue with me, are fucking DEAD to me. I hope one of the twists this season will be another mass eviction..so that terrible WC alliance can fucking GO.]
* **Sierra:**It is now time for the twist. Fiz, Cabbage..if you will step forward please. There are two bags in front of me. One of them is a red rock, which gives you the power to nominate a fourth housemate. The yellow rock will be immunity from nominations, and you can use it on anyone in the house.
* Milk: [DR: Sierra announces either Fiz or Cabbage will receive immunity from nominations, and that they can give it to ANYONE. I need to work my ass off so that they give it to me.]
* Cabbage: \*picks up a bag\*
* Fiz: \*picks up a bag\*
* **Sierra:**And reveal.
* Fiz: \*pulls out a red rock\*
* Cabbage: \*pulls out a yellow rock\*
* **Sierra:**Fiz will nominate someone right now. Cabbage, you will decide who will receive immunity from nominations for next week, and that includes yourself.
* Fiz: alright i nom liam bc who?
* Liam: Wow.
* Jordan: Of course.
* Cabbage: Alright. [DR: So I have..the power to give immuntiy to anyone in the house. This is extremely powerful, and I have to give it a lot of thought.]
* **Sierra:**The nominees are final. Either Jordan, RJ, Maria, or Liam will be evicted this week. But who? We will find out later. Good luck everyone! \*leaves\*
* Jordan: \*gives the middle finger when she leaves\* Good luck to you too, bitch.
* Cabbage: Don't do that to like, the best Survivor contestant ever!
* Jordan: Yeah whatever.
* Liam: WCs, let's meet up together. We need to all talk.
* ~WC Alliance~
* Liam: Okay, we're all here to do one thing: win.
* Jordan: Don't forget to defeat Milk.
* Surfer: Of course. I mean isn't that everyone's goal right now?
* CB: Everyone's turned on him LMAO. His fault for alligning with such TRASH.
* Ash: Maria, you better not go. ily babe <3
* Maria: Cute
* Ash: <3 [DR: Maria called me cute <3]
* II: I say we get out RJ AND FIZ AFTER MILKSHAKE. THEY ARE DEAD TO ME AFTER-
* Chase: Enoughhh with that topic. We'll get them out later.
* II: NO. Or else I'm FUCKING LEAVE THIS ALLIANCE. I HAVE NO ONE. *NO*. *ONE*. [DR: I think it's time for me MAKE MY MOVE. KIMMI'S SOUL IS TELLING ME TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.]
* Rasp: Wait, why are you here anyways?
* II: BECAUSE RJ AND FIZ ARE DEAD TO ME AFTER-
* Chase: WE GET IT. \*sighs\* [DR: I'm sure it was wise of our alliance to let II join us. At least we know we'll turn on him first.]
* Izzy: I obv made the righteous choice. You guys are WAY better than those other TDBB losers.
* Solar: they will never be as correct as us.
* Izzy: True. By the way, mind writing the chapter of my fanfiction for me?
* Solar: im busy
* Izzy: Doing what?
* Solar: breathing
* Izzy: Oh.
* Booty: Oh come on, we're all breathing!
* Solar: Fine. exhaling.
* Mika: something a flamboyant gay would say
* Octoling: wtf?
* Solar: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
* Mika: I said..something a flamboyant gay would say.
* Chase: Don't you realize how extremely homophobic that is?
* Mika: I honestly DO NOT CARE.
* Solar: Good, because you're a piece of trash.
* Mika: Fine. I may be considered trash by you, but I know that the rest of the world loves me for who I am.
* Solar: THE WORLD LOVES HOMOPHOBES PEOPLE.
* Mika: Yes.
* N3: Psst. Maria, over here.
* Maria: Yes. \*walks over to N3\*
* N3: Come on, me and the other admins are going to another "session".
* Solar: what are you going to do to her. do sex rps? maria is not old enough for that
* Dianted: ^. She's only like, five!
* Wendy: She could range from like any age.
* N3: Oh, please. Don't just assume the worst. [DR: There were no sex RPs...yet \*winks\*] \*slams door\* Alright Maria, follow me.
* Maria: Wee! [DR: I love Samey.]
* N3: \*opens door\* Hello.
* Ryan: Welcome. Please have a seat.
* Derpy: hi!!!!
* Stryzzar: Derpy wanted to join us, so..
* Derpy: I love RYAN.
* Maria: What Is We Doing?
* Ryan: Technically..this isn't witchcraft.. \*pulls out a Ouija Board\* Ta da!
* Spirit: \*opens door\* What the fuck? \*eating a cheeseburger\* Where the fuck did you get a Ouija Board from?
* Ryan: I made it myself.
* Spirit: I thought you couldn't do witchcraft.
* Ryan: OUIJA BOARDS AREN'T WITCHCRAFT DUMBASS.
* Spirit: YOU'RE THE DUMBASS. Anyways, I'm gonna let get possessed while I go watch pizza porn.
* Ryan: They have that?
* Spirit: I wish.
* Ryan: Okay..
* Spirit: Don't judge me. PIZZA IS EVERYTHING. \*closes the door\*
* Ryan: Okay...everyone put your hands on the dial.
* Maria: \*touches dial\* Your hands are warm N3.
* N3: Thanks?
* Derpy: Let's ask it a question. Am I #TooPopularForWiki? \*it moves over to Yes\* OMG I KNEW IT
* Ryan: Okay, so...what is your name? T..U..M..B..L..R.. TUMBLR?????
* Stryzzar: Not the Tumblr demon!!
* N3: But isn't that like everyone on Tumblr? A demon?
* Maria: Yes
* N3: Maria knows WHATS UP.
* Ryan: \*collapses to the ground\*
* Derpy: Oh my god...
* Stryzzar: MEDICAL.
* Ryan: \*groaning\* \*repeats tons of Tumblr posts\*
* Derpy: NO
* N3: What?
* Derpy: I've heard all of these Tumblr posts before! UNORIGINAL DEMON BITCH. \*kicks Ryan\*
* Ryan: \*groans at Derpy\*
* Derpy: \*screams and runs away\* RYAN'S BEEN POSSESSED BY A TUMBLR DEMON. EVERYBODY RUN!
* Spirit: What the fuck?
* Ryan: \*flies in\*
* Dark: Oh my god!
* Rasp: WHAT IS THIS
* TDN: I don't know!
* Fiz: wat
* Milk: Hey guys. What's going on?
* Pary: RYAN THE TUMBLR DEMON.
* Milk: What??? How is that possible?
* Noah: IDK :P
* Milk: shut up
* Stryzzar: Ryan was playing with a Ouija Board..and..and..HE GOT POSSESSED BY A TUMBLR DEMON.
* Milk: What? Wasn't he supposed to stay AWAY from witchcraft? Idiot. [DR: This would be serious matter to me right now..but..a TUMBLR demon? SERIOUSLY?]
* Medical: EVERYONE STAY BACK. \*grabs Ryan and puts him on a long board\* OUT OF THE WAY.
* Cabbage: Oh my!
* Medical: [DR: Big Brother, Ryan decided to break the rules once again to use witchcraft. From what we know..he's been possessed by a Tumblr demon.]
* Ryan: [DR: \*repeats more and more Tumblr posts, very quickly now\*]
* **Big Brother:**Alright then. Ryan, I'm sorry, but we have no choice but to pull you from the house. I'm sorry.
* Medical: Alright. OUT OF THE DR. \*takes Ryan out\*
* RJ: \*walks out of the bathroom\* So what'd I miss?
* Derpy: \*in tears\* [DR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO \*sobbing\* RYANNNNNNNNNN :((( I mean like...I love him. His Tumblr is such an inspiration for me..I have to win this for him.. \*sniffs\* I can't believe he got possessed by a Tumblr demon.. I hope he's okay :(]
* RJ: Let me guess..Ryan died?
* ~the audience booes at RJ~
* RJ: SHUT UP.
* Cabbage: \*secretly laughing\*
* Derpy: Um...no. Wait, do you guys think he might have actually died? Oh no ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno :(
* Milk: Jesus. Calm down. Ryan is FINE. We'll be informed if Ryan is dead or not. \*rolls eyes\* [DR: Now that Ryan's gone, Derpy will stop sucking his dick and MAYBE he'll be a bit more tolerable being without him.]
* Solar: Ryan's medevac is more tragic than Will's loss in WA.
* Surfer: Lol, what? Rodney's loss was a lot worse.
* Noah: Since when did this become a Survivor discussion? Mike deserved his win tbh :P
* Aqua: SIERRA SHOULDVE WON WA.
* Cabbage: ^
* **Sierra:**thnx guys <3 but it's time to reveal who will be evicted. The next evictee is...

...Jordan.

* Jordan: Fuck. Me.
* Liam: Damn it. Don't worry, I got this.
* CB: SHIT
* Milk: YES. It's about damn time you leave. Goodbye and GOOD RIDDANCE BITCH.
* Jordan: \*gives him the middle finger\* Eat shit.
* Milk: \*rolls eyes\* Thanks.
* Jordan: \*leaves\* \*goes down the stairs\*
* ~the audience cheers~
* Jordan: \*walks over to Sierra\*
* **Sierra:**Welcome, Jordan. Do you feel you should've stayed?
* Jordan: Duh. I mean, what the fuck? There better be a return competition.
* **Sierra:**Well, there isn't. Sorry.
* Jordan: WHAT?
* **Sierra:**It's time for you to go.
* Jordan: A WC ALLIANCE MEMBER BETTER WIN THIS. \*leaves\*

### Week 7

* Milk: [DR: Today has been a great day. Jordan's out of the game..and now I can finally say proudly that I beat Jordan in this game. See ya, bitch. \*smiles\*]
* Happy: Top 33 everyone!
* RJ: No one cares.
* Happy: Well, you should.
* RJ: Well I don't.
* Happy: Then you're just being rude
* Berry: Come on, RJ..Happy's just fine
* Happy: Thanks Berry
* Berry: No problem Happy
* Liam: WC...to the other room.
* Aqua: Code for "let's just strategize to cmake ourselves look mighty and powerful".
* Liam: Don't you fuck with me. [DR: Jordan just got evicted...and now because of that, I took control as the leader of our majority alliance that's getting picked off one by one. I'm not giving up yet, because ANYTHING can happen in this game.]
* Noah: ey so they pretty bitter huh? :P
* Eve: you better watch your FUCKING mouth
* Noah: o didn't you were still there sorry
* Eve: YOU'LL be sorry in a moment. \*leaves\*
* Noah: Didn't know they were THAT bitter [DR: I mean, it's part being a part of the minority, you know? I hope we keep on surviving :P]
* Aqua: Don't worry. They'll be sorry they ever crossed us.
* Epic: Come on, guys. They're people just like us. No need to treat them so terribly?
* Milk: After they tried evicting on MULTIPLE occassions? I think I might be in danger again.
* Cabbage: I mean, I have the immunity advantage. And I can give it to anyone I want. But if I use it on me...what if they decide to target me?
* Milk: Cabbage, do have any idea what you're doing with that thing?
* Cabbage: No, but I don't want to waste it.
* Milk: You're going to be perfectly fine. They will target the loudmouths aka me.
* Cabbage: [DR: Dang, this is harder than I thought. It's just extremely powerful and I don't know what to do with it.]
* Milk: [DR: I'm gonna work my ASS OFF to make sure I get that damn immunity. I'm going to make sure no one else will get it.] May we talk alone maybe?
* Cabbage: Sure. \*closes the door in the room\* Okay...so...I'm leaning towards you on this thing.
* Milk: You can trust me 100%. I won't stab you in the back. [DR: No promises.]
* Cabbage: Deal.
* Milk: I owe you one.
* Cabbage: You don't have to. I'm just being a sincere person.
* Milk: I really appreciate it.
* **Sierra:**Housemates! It's time to reveal the twist for this week.
* Surfer: Another twist??? What is this, Big Brother?
* Solar: idiot
* CB: LMAO
* Surfer: o sorry. continue
* **Sierra:**\*rolls eyes\* Before I announce, Cabbage who will receive immunity this week?
* Cabbage: \*looks around\* I think I'm going to give it to... Milk.
* Milk: Thanks, Cabbage.
* Liam: Rigged.
* Milk: Or maybe he's just being sincere?
* Ash: Sure.. \*cough\*MANIPULATION\*cough\*
* Milk: Whatever.
* **Sierra:**Alright, Milk is safe for this week. But as for the rest of you...you aren't. Everyone this week will be nominated and face the public eviction except for Milk. Good luck!
* Mika: Damn it.
* II: NO.
* Spirit: Ugh.
* Booty: Oh no!
* Milk: [DR: YES. I'm the only one safe this week - now these people will now how it feels to be nominated finally.]
* Cabbage: [DR: Do I regret giving him immunity? No. Our trust is much stronger now, and I think that will be worth it.]
* Chase: Alright, I'm going to step up and say that we all know that this is a game, right? Why don't we, like..you know..have simple conversations with one another? We can't just be fighting the entire season.
* Fiz: but then it becomes borning
* Chase: So?
* Bulba: Kim! Sorry, I had to.
* Chase: Anyways...come on, let's just talk to each other. What's something that we all equally enjoy?
* TDN: Survivor.
* CB: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what?
* Happy: I don't watch Survivor.
* N3: Same here.
* Derpy: Let's talk about how AMAZING Francesca is.
* Solar: francesca <3
* II: The REAL discussion we should have here is how amazing ~THE~ KIMMI KAPPENBERG IS.
* RJ: Kimmi <3
* II: SHUT UP. YOU VOTED HER IN OVER K\*\*\*\*\*. THAT IS COMPLETELY SINFUL. YOU ARE STILL DEAD TO ME.
* Derpy: Kimmi is overrated. Like..she was only good in the finale
* Surfer: ^
* II: SHUT. UP. KIMMI WAS A STRATEGIC GODDESS IN EPISODE 5. AND SHE WAS MORP3 IN EPISODE 1. [DR: Those who diss Kimmi are DEAD to me in this GAME.]
* Derpy: No she wasn't...? She was being an idiot.
* II: FLOPICA SUCKS AND DESERVED HER ELIMINATION.
* Fiz: monica was riged out
* Cabbage: I made the Kimmi church picture, so I am a supporter of Kimmi.
* II: OMG YOU MADE THAT???? I LOVE YOU <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
* Cabbage: Aw, thanks!
* Booty: Me when I have no idea what's going on///
* Pary: ^
* Noah: Kimmi's fricking awesome
* Milk: shut up
* Noah: I'm only stating my opinion GOSH
* Milk: ok
* N3: \*crying\*
* Maria: N3?
* Happy: What's the matter?
* N3: I mean, I feel so attacked right now. You guys are talking about Survivor...and I've never even SEEN Survivor! You guys are doing this on purpose! You're all just a bunch of BIG BULLIES. \*leaves and slams the door\*
* Maria: Oh no!
* Solar: Oh no!
* Wendy: Oh no!
* Ash: Oh no!
* Dianted: Oh no!
* RJ: Enough with the Maria love. That is like so 2014.
* Dark: Maria makes me laugh sometimes
* Eve: It depends for me
* Octoling: Yeah same
* RJ: Octoling since when have u been relevant ever. U have been liek INV0 this entire time.
* Octoling: I'm sorry I don't like getting into fights? [DR: RJ ANNOYS me. He's just...unlikable.]
* RJ: That makes u bland. Like wheat bread and Tyler.
* Surfer: Since when has wheat bread become important in this?
* RJ: Since when have ur opinions been good
* Surfer: shut up. you're being obnoxious.
* Chase: [DR: Well my plan worked for like 2 seconds..]
* ~the lights go off~
* Spirit: what the fuck
* Aqua: oh hell no \*claps twice\*
* ~the lights turn on~
* Someone Invisible: \*claps twice\*
* ~the lights go off~
* Aqua: bitch \*claps twice\*
* ~the lights turn on~
* Someone Invisible: \*claps twice\*
* ~the lights go off~
* Aqua: \*claps twice\*
* ~the lights turn on~
* Someone Invisible: \*claps twice\*
* ~the lights burn out~
* Aqua: damn it
* Spirit: that reminded me of a shane dawson video. back when he actually good.
* Aqua: omg i remember that <3
* Stryzzar: IT'S THE TUMBLR DEMON.
* ~the lights turn on~
* Solar: \*screams\* LOOK. RELATABLE WHITE GIRL POSTS WRITTEN IN BLOOD.
* Booty: screams//
* Fiz: wat even is going on
* Izzy: I'm scared...what is this, the Celebrity Big Brother Haunted House?
* N3: \*outside the door, crying\*
* Bulba: N3, what's wrong?
* N3: I feel...VIOLATED and ATTACKED. Why isn't anyone talking about Total Drama or anything I like. \*cries\*
* Bulba: Aw, it's okay.
* N3: I can't do it... \*sobs and enters the DR\*
* Bulba: N3!
* Dark: \*exits from the door\* Hey, what's up?
* Rasp: \*exits from the door\* Hey.
* Bulba: Y'all, N3 is.......walking.
* Rasp: REALLY?
* Dark: why?
* Rasp: It's probably because of the Survivor discussion...
* Dark: Well that's just ridiculous.
* Bulba: I hope she stays.. [DR: This is AWFUL. N3 is so nice, and her sex rps are so nice...I mean...WHAT???? Lol. Something Maria would say.]
* N3: [DR: Big Brother...I...I- \*breaks down\* I'm sorry, I can't... Okay.. \*sniffs\* I.. \*starts crying again\* I'M SORRY - Okay..I have..decided to..walk. I can't do it anymore Big Brother, I really can't. I'm sorry.]
* **Big Brother:**So you are officially walking?
* N3: [\*nods\* Yes.]
* **Big Brother:**Alright, door's thataway.
* N3: [Thank you.] \*exits DR\*
* **Sierra:**Housemates...I have news.
* Bulba: Here we go guys.
* **Sierra:**N3 has decided to walk from the game. The 32 of you remain. There will still be a public eviction, so good luck.
* Milk: [DR: Meh. This only means I'm guarenteed a higher placement.]
* Maria: Oh no!
* Bulba: Oh no is right, Maria.
* Maria: Yes
* Bulba: Babe <3
* Spirit: Shut up trash. [DR: Bulba is a fucking annoying and I'm thinking Maria might actually be her clone.]
* Bulba: No need to be so RUDE. Come on, Maria.
* Maria: Okey \*leaves with Bulba\*
* Spirit: trash
* Solar: don't diss maria like that
* Ash: ^
* Spirit: um no maria fucking sucks and im taking a stand for it
* RJ: Finally someone agrees with me
* Dianted: excuse ME but Maria is a LEGEND
* Solar: your just jealous that's better than you
* Bulba: ^
* Spirit: Shut up.
* Milk: spirit stop stealing my screentime
* Spirit: no
* Milk: I MUST REMAIN RELEVANT
* Spirit: ur trash the viewers prefer ME
* Solar: the reason why the rating are dropping is because of YOU GUYS HOGGING ALL THE SCREENTIME. BOTH OF YOU. [DR: im the only reason why this show is still on air. it almost died when ryan left.]
* Chase: \*rolls eyes\* You TDBB people disgust me.
* Spirit: shut up and go talk about music artists no one listens to other than you losers
* Eve: EXCUSE BUT GRIMES IS THE REASON WHY I LIVE AND BREATHE EVERY DAY
* Spirit: who
* Eve: I won't even..explain.
* Pary: Enough, people. Let's try not to get nasty with one another
* Solar: but that's the reason why the rating are dropping. we're boring.
* Fiz: guys read my ff
* Solar: you like alecia. that is an INCORRECT opinion.
* Fiz: alecia is the reason why i live and breath every day
* Eve: congrats on being original
* Fiz: alecia>grimes
* Eve: you haven't LISTENED TO HER MUSIC.
* Liam: ^
* Booty: I love how I'm so irrelevant to this//
* Octoling: Same
* Surfer: Same
* RJ: Shut up TRASH @you both
* Octoling: RJ I am DONE WITH YOU.
* Surfer: I agree. Octoling and I are SICK of you. Learn to be more mature
* Fiz: how about u get opinion surgry. kimmi hate is self hate
* Surfer: I like Kimmi...but there's no way she is in any way amazing.
* Derpy: ^. You guys overrate her..so..much..
* II: EXCUSE ME, BUT ANYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE KIMMI IN THEIR TOP 2 ALONG WITH WIGLESWORTH FOR CAMBODIA HAS AN ~INCORRECT~ OPINION AND NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR BRAINS CHECKED.
* Derpy: bitch imma fucking whoop yo ass you stupid ass dirty slut bitch motherfucker kimmi lover
* II: YOU ARE ~DEAD~ TO ME. PERIOD. [DR: I HATE EVERYONE.]
* **Sierra:**Housemates, I have the results. One of you will be evicted, other than Milk, who has immunity.
* Milk: \*smiles proudly\*
* **Sierra:**The evictee is........

..Dianted.

* Spirit: lol #blindside
* Ash: bye
* Dianted: wait what
* Eve: ughh fuck
* Dianted: Bye, everyone! Good luck, WC! \*leaves\* \*goes down the stairs\*
* ~the audience cheers~
* Dianted: \*walks over to Sierra\*
* **Sierra:**Welcome, Dianted. Are you shocked by the results?
* Dianted: I had no idea I was going. I feel completely shocked and blindsided right now.
* **Sierra:**Well, it's time for you to go.
* Dianted: GOOD LUCK EVERYONE. \*leaves\*

### Week 8

* Ash: Alright, TDBB. We surrender \*rolls eyes\* [DR: The public must really fucking hate us right now. PUBLIC - the majority alliance are NOT always the bad guys. And just because they're in the minority, doesn't mean they're the good guys. Ugh.]
* Aqua: Oh shut up. We've been the minority forever. Actually, WE STILL ARE.
* Fiz: izzy do you regert flipping?
* Izzy: No. I don't. Please don't make me feel bad about myself, please. Thanks. [DR: It's RJ, Milk, Spirit, Derpy, Fiz, Cabbage, Aqua, Happy, Epic, Noah, Berry and Stryzzar vs. the rest. That's 12 vs 19. My alliance is still the majority so we can still take out the rest of the TDBB.]
* Milk: Well your little "majority" alliance is slowly crumbling down. Remember when you guys had like 23 people? Yeah, it's slowly going down, and I don't see it ever stopping. [DR: The WC alliance needs to become extinct. Then, I can play my own game with the remaining alliance. I can wait to evict RJ, but not now.]
* Chase: This cockiness you guys ALL have are going to bite you in the ass.
* Spirit: So? We have the better people.
* Liam: Better people..? Lmao you guys are just a bunch of trolls.
* RJ: Fuck off
* Bulba: At least *I*don't have 50 sockpuppets. Jeez.
* Spirit: Um. No. You're fucking Maria and I cn fucking prove it.
* Bulba: I AM NOT MARIA FOR GOD'S SAKE.
* Wendy: The people who believe Maria is a sock are stupid.
* Solar: maria is an indepedant women. she's better than all of you. even us.
* Maria: Yes
* Solar: SEE
* RJ: Well ur constant praise for her is annoying.
* Solar: not like you're any more annoying
* RJ: EXCUSE ME BUT I AM NOT ANNOYING [DR: These WC bitches are fucking awful.]
* Octoling: You ARE annoying. The audience HATES YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AT WINNING THIS GAME.
* RJ: YES I DO BITCH. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAS NO SHOT AT WINNING. NOT ME.
* ~the audience booes at RJ~
* Octoling: See?
* RJ: SHUT UP
* Pary: \*whispers to Booty\* Let's leave before this gets ugly
* Booty: Agreed \*leaves\*
* Pary: \*leaves\*
* Rasp: WAIT UP GIRLS \*leaves with them\*
* Pary: \*facepalms\* [DR: Ugh..]
* Happy: \*whispers to Berry\* What do we do?
* Berry: I say we leave like them.
* Happy: Yeah good idea \*leaves\*
* Berry: \*leaves\* [DR: When I said I'm not used to yelling..yeah that's a lie. There's been so much in the house I've become used to it.]
* Surfer: How about this everyone..we can either all get along - or we can yell at each other all season.
* Fiz: i say yell all season
* Derpy: it brings up the ratings
* TDN: \*rolls eyes\* You guys are so immature.
* Surfer: since when has fighting been the solution to anything???
* RJ: Entertainment. People want to be ENTERTAINED not bored by losers like you
* Surfer: If you think that was a good insult, then you're pathetic.
* Cabbage: This is a mess..
* Dark: I agree. I just want us to get along
* Milk: [DR: I love drama that doesn't involve me. It takes the target off my back.]
* Noah: Well, what should we do?
* Mika: I can show you guys my collection of TD Porn on my phone.
* Stryzzar: Ewww wtf? And aren't you not allowed to use things that connect you to the outside?
* Mika: I don't have it with me...I can show you guys when this whole thing is over
* Milk: just keep it to yourself nasty
* Mika: Alright, but you guys are missing out.
* Cabbage: Not really. I'd like to stay away from that as much as possible.
* Aqua: ^. People who actually are interested in that stuff DISGUST ME.
* Mika: K. [DR: They're just jealous.]
* II: LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW KIMMI WINS CAMBODIA AGAINST ANYONE IN THE F3.
* Milk: we know that kimmi is your #1 idol can you just shut up now
* II: NEVER. KIMMI IS REASON WHY I LIVE AND BREATHE EVERY DAY.
* Noah: You people are weird
* RJ: Says the one who plays with and watches TTTE.
* Noah: cri [DR: idc if people know about my love about TTTE. it's something that makes me who i am :).]
* **Sierra:**Housemates! It's time for this week's twist!
* CB: HOE DO YOU EVER RUN OUT OF TWIST IDEAS
* Surfer: exactly what i was thinking lol
* **Sierra:**No. Anyways, this week's twist is that you will only nominate one person. Five will be the maximum amount of people nominated this week. We will go alphabetically.
* Ash: RJ.
* Aqua: Mika.
* Berry: Mika, sorry.
* Booty: RJ///
* Bulba: Spirit.
* Cabbage: Mika
* CB: RJ THE HOE
* Chase: Milk.
* Dark: RJ.
* Derpy: Mika
* Epic: Mika
* Eve: RJ
* Fiz: mika
* Happy: Mika
* II: *RJ*
* Izzy: Milk
* Liam: RJ
* Maria: RJ XD
* Mika: Milk
* Milk: Mika
* Noah: Mika
* Octoling: RJ
* Pary: RJ
* Solar: expired milkshake
* Spirit: Bulbitch
* Stryzzar: Mika
* Surfer: RJ
* TDN: Milk
* Wendy: RJ
* **Sierra:**RJ, Milk, Mika, Spirit, and Bulba have been nominated this week. The rest of you are safe.
* Milk: Of course.
* RJ: shit
* Spirit: omg fuck you bulba
* Bulba: You nominated me too!
* Spirit: idc im better than you
* Dark: Can't we just relax for ONE SECOND? You people must crave attention. [DR: Ughhh I swear to god these TDBB people are more irritating than I thought.]
* ~Pary, Booty, and Rasp scene~
* Pary: Alright girls, let's do something. Let's try and make the all girls alliance again.
* Booty: All for it!
* Rasp: YES
* Pary: but lets not make it too obvious
* Rasp: OKAY
* Booty: Yeah. [DR: I like this girls alliance so hopefully that sticks//]
* ~TDBB alliance scene~
* Milk: Bulba or Mika better fucking go.
* Spirit: Idc which one tbh because they both suck ass
* RJ: As long as it ain't me
* Spirit: bitch what about ME
* Milk: EXCUSE ME BUT I AM THE REASON WHY CBB IS STILL ON THE AIR.
* Spirit: NO YOU'RE NOT
* Derpy: shut up I AM THE REASON WHY
* Milk: no I AM
* Fiz: guys read my ff
* Milk: no
* Fiz: y
* RJ: Bc Milk should read my ff
* Milk: is that what you guys do all day - make ffs?
* Fiz: yes [DR: y wont anyone read my ff] cab work on it plz
* Cabbage: I don't have anything to work on it.
* Fiz: use pencil/paper
* Cabbage: Okay..
* Stryzzar: Enough with this..fanfiction nonsense.
* RJ: Stryzzar read
* Stryzzar: No thank you
* Fiz: stry read
* Stryzzar: Sorry, no.
* RJ: Fanfictionphobic
* Fiz: ^
* Stryzzar: I'm not reading them. Sorry [DR: Ugh..these people..]
* Epic: Instead of worrying about the fanfictions..worry about the other alliance
* Derpy: they r hoes and they suck ASS l0l
* Berry: That's not very nice..
* Derpy: thats tru tho
* Happy: \*rolls eyes\*
* ~WC alliance~
* Liam: Okay. Bottom line: Milk needs to fucking go.
* Ash: I honestly do not care at this point. Fuck them all.
* Mika: Can't we just have a triple eviction?
* Maria: Yes
* Solar: true
* Chase: All of them...I can't believe they're still in this.
* Surfer: They are immature, badshit crazy psychobitches.
* Eve: accurate
* II: RJ AND FIZ ARE TO DEAD TO ME AF-
* Booty: Sorry to interrupt, but, we get it.
* TDN: .... yeah
* Izzy: Whatever. Three of them are on the block, and there's only two of you guys. We should be fine..right?
* Bulba: Hopefully. I can't stand Spirit for being the rude, immature bossy bitch he is.
* Octoling: RJ can go too. Can't STAND him.
* CB: I HOPE THEY ALL BURN IN HELL
* Bulba: ............dark much.
* Eve: yeah wtf
* Wendy: ^
* CB: WELL. WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
* Octoling: Maybe not say it at all? That's extremely harsh, even though they are the enemy.
* CB: I. DON'T. CARE.
* Chase: Alright then.. [DR: CB is a mess. I think we need to make a sacrifice before all of lose our sanity.]
* **Sierra:**Housemates! The results are in. The next housemate evicted is...

...Mika.

* Mika: damn it
* Spirit: YES now goodbye trash. enjoy ur TD porn
* Mika: I will. Bye bitches!
* Happy: See ya!
* Milk: See you never, asshole.
* Mika: \*leaves\* \*goes down the stairs\*
* ~the audience cheers~
* Mika: \*walks over to Sierra\*
* **Sierra:**Welcome, Mika. How are you feeling right now?
* Mika: I feel sad that I just got evicted, you know? It's not a good feeling.
* **Sierra:**Well, it's time for you to go.
* Mika: Goodbye! \*waves and leaves\*

### Week 9

* **Sierra:**Housemates! I have a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!
* Surfer: You're leaving?
* Cabbage: You're pregnant?
* Aqua: You love me?
* **Sierra:**Um, no, no, and yes <3
* Aqua: aw thnx <3
* **Sierra:**Anyways, one of your previous housemate will return to the game.
* II: WHAT
* **Sierra:**That's right. Not only that, they will be immune to this week's double eviction!
* Derpy: ewwwwwwww DEs
* **Sierra:**The public will be voting..now. P.S.: Nova, Ryan and N3 will not be eligible.
* Milk: [DR: So, someone's returning to the game. Shit..]
* Aqua: EVERYONE. VOTE DARULES.
* CB: Uhm, we can't exactly DO ANYTHING about it. So.
* Aqua: [DR: VOTE FOR DARULES BITCHES. DADDY <3]
* Fiz: i hope rocky returns
* RJ: Same
* Aqua: ewewewewewewewew NO
* Epic: I kind of hope Mirnish returns.
* Derpy: NO NOT MIRNBITCH. I wish Ryan returned but ROBBED @his medevac
* Solar: i hope the returnee dies while trying to enter
* **Sierra:**Oh yeah, did I mention there are TWO returnees?
* Derpy: ew what
* Aqua: OMG DARULES HAS A BETTER CHANCE NOW. HIM AND HISH PLEASE
* Cabbage: #AnyoneButFlurry
* Rasp: Go...SOMEONE
* **Sierra:**And I have the results! If the previously evicted may join me... CD-TDA, HISH, JRO, Chwiis, FK, Rocky, Heo, Darules, Flurry, Blake, NLG, Gwopher, X, Mirnish, Jordan, Dianted, and Mika.
* ~cheers are heard~
* ~everyone stands on a circle~
* **Sierra:**Welcome everyone! Two of you WILL return to the game, along with immunity from the double eviction that is about to happen.
* Blake: yeah can you tell me that im returning now
* X: ^
* Mirnish: ME AND YOU BITCH.
* Jordan: why was i evicted in the first place
* HISH: Heather is smoking hot WILL RETURN
* Darules: i will do it aqua!
* **Sierra:**The people who received 0% of the votes to return.. Heo, CD-TDA, JRO, Chwiis, NLG, Gwopher, X, Mirnish, FK, Rocky, and Mika.
* Mirnish: excuse me but WHAT
* Blake: HA
* ~all of their circles drop~
* **Sierra:**We are down to 6. Receiving 6.25% of the votes.. Darules and Jordan.
* Aqua: NO
* Darules: oh no :(
* Jordan: WHAT THE FUCK
* ~their circles drop~
* **Sierra:**We are now down to 4. Flurry, HISH, Blake, and Dianted. Two of you will return to the game. I will now reveal that the two people returning to the game with immunity are...

...Blake and HISH!

* Blake: YES
* HISH: HEATHER. IS. SMOKING. HOT. WILL RETURN.
* ~Dianted and Flurry's circles drop~
* **Sierra:**You may now both head on in!
* ~Blake and HISH enter~
* Aqua: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. I'M DISGUSTED IN YOU PEOPLE FOR BRINGING BACK BLAKE. [DR: BLAKE BEING BACK IS LIKE HELL.]
* Blake: [DR: im here to make sure everyone's lives are miserable. i am not an openly nice person. actually, im here to be the unlikable person.]
* HISH: [DR: HeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURNHeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURNHeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURNHeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURNHeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURNHeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURNHeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURNHeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURNHeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURNHeatherissmokinghotWILLRETURN]
* Epic: HISH?????????? [DR: What. The. Fuck public?]
* CB: Wait a minute...I just realized something. HOW HAVE WE NOT BEEN PUNISHED FOR DISCUSSING NOMINATIONS?
* **Sierra:**This is a new whole season so that isn't in affect anymore.
* CB: BITCH
* **Sierra:**you'd all be punished anyways l0l \*leaves\*
* Blake: m e s s y
* Solar: shut up blake
* Blake: i'm pretty the ratings are going up now thats im here
* Solar: i hope they go down
* Milk: they'll only go down if i leave
* Blake: no shut up [DR: i hate everyone]
* Fiz: omg hish
* Noah: HISH!! Hi!!
* HISH: HEATHER IS SMOKING HOT WILL RETURN
* Maria: Yes XD
* Bulba: Lol.
* Spirit: Great. We got another annoying troll and we have to live with him for at least another week. Ugh. [DR: Fuck the returnees.]
* Octoling: Glad you guys are back!
* RJ: Since when would anyone be happy to see Blake
* Blake: ^
* Solar: you're right
* Aqua: DARULES WAS FUCKING ROBBED.
* Eve: Jordan </3
* Wendy: tbh HISH being back <3
* Happy: This is so weird...
* Berry: Tell me about it [DR: With the returnees..I don't know. It's just weird seeing two people back.]
* Liam: Guys, look. \*points to a table\*
* Dark: "You must all grab a bag with a ball inside of it. You may not open the bag until you are told to do so. The green ball means you're safe. The red ball means you're nominated. Blake and HISH do not have to grab a bag. There will be 7 red balls total."
* ~everyone grabs a bag with a ball~
* Milk: this better not be a fucking red ball
* Ash: ^
* Dark: Oh, and "It will be the numbers 1-7 on random.org" [DR: Random.org is something that extremely worries me. Hopefully I get the better luck.]
* Rasp: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
* Wendy: what is it
* Rasp: KICK ME DADDY. KICK ME
* Wendy: SHUT UP \*kicks Rasp\*
* Rasp: \*unconcious\*
* Pary: What the heck?
* Booty: What was that for?
* Blake: yikes
* Wendy: ..uh [DR: I didn't mean to!]
* Ash: great looks like someone's getting expelled
* Wendy: I'm not as bad as NOVA though.
* TDN: I hop ethisba gDOE STN HAVEAR E D bal [DR: And...my spelling continues to be BONKERS. Damn it \*caps]
* Epic: Wow, you're almost worse than Fiz.
* Fiz: at least mien iz better 2 read
* Cabbage: TDN's is worse.
* TDN: Excuse mebutRUDE
* Eve: I'm surrounded by losers.
* Blake: you shouldnt be forced to live with these FREAKS. i feel sorry for you.
* Eve: I've gotten used to it. [DR: Week 9...yeah being here for 63 days is crazy. Are we gonna be in here for like a year? Like what????]
* **Sierra:**Everyone, reveal what color of ball is inside your bag.
* Solar: NO
* Wendy: shit
* Aqua: WHAT THE FUCK
* Maria: Oh no!
* Berry: shoot
* Epic: Crap
* Derpy: SHITTTTTTTTTT
* **Sierra:**Solar, Wendy, Aqua, Maria, Berry, Epic, and Derpy have been nominated this week.
* Happy: Wait!
* Noah: \*gasps\*
* Happy: May I trade spots with a nominee?
* **Sierra:**Sure. No reason not to.
* Happy: I switch with..
* Milk: berry duh
* Berry: \*crosses finger\* Happy please..
* F Aqua!
* Aqua: bae <3
* Solar: what the FUCK HAPPY? WHY DIDN'T YOU TRADE WITH ME
* Berry: Yeah Happy wtf
* Happy: [DR: I did that so that Aqua trusts me!]
* Aqua: [DR: l0l happy is an idiot]
* Berry: [DR: Happy, how could you? I thought we were close. I guess not..] Happy, what was that?
* Happy: I'll explain later.
* Berry: No, tell me now.
* Happy: I did that so our TDEF alliance is stronger!
* Cabbage: Rip Happy
* Berry: Yeah you kind of made a stupid mistake
* Solar: maria babe </3 [DR: Being on the block with Maria is HEARTBREAKING for me. No matter what happens I love her.]
* Maria: Solar </3
* CB: This isn't FUNNY. Also. Happy. YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT LMAO. [DR: Was that the dumbest move, like, anyone could've made? LMAO.]
* Epic: It sucks facing public eviction..
* CB: Sorry. Hopefully you stay. \*under breath, quietly\* not
* Aqua: Happy I'd just like to say thank u for switching with me
* Happy: No problem!
* Pary: At least I'm safe thankfully
* Chase: Yeah.. [DR: I worry even MORE of our alliance will go. This frightens me.]
* Rasp: \*still on the ground\*
* RJ: R u gonna do something or what
* Derpy: lets leave her!
* Wendy: I'm the reason why she's like that, so I'll do something about it. \*kicks her again\*
* Rasp: \*not moving\*
* Blake: well that was smart
* Wendy: shut up
* Dark: Maybe do CPR?
* Spirit: STAND BACK EVERYONE. I GOT THIS. \*has two chicken wings in his hand\*
* Stryzzar: What are you doing??
* Spirit: doing something that yall can shut the fuck up \*rubs the two chicken wings together\* \*they start o fire\* CLEAR \*about to put them on Rasp\*
* Noah: SPIRIT DON'T DO IT.
* Rasp: \*wakes up\* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* Spirit: Look what you did. You burned up my chicken wings. You're DEAD TO ME. No one. Touches. MY FOOD. [DR: I only did that for a reason to target that bitch.]
* Surfer: I can't believe you were about to do that.
* Milk: no kidding considering the fatass you are
* Spirit: stfu
* Milk: well what else can one assume after another eats a lot?
* Spirit: They're a regular human being?
* Milk: A regular human being eats 3 meals a day. You eat like..10.
* Spirit: Idc I'm hungry
* Milk: ok
* Cabbage: What a mess
* HISH: Heather is smoking hot WILL RETURN
* Maria: Samey is smoking hot WILL RETURN
* Bulba: Maria, you're being hilarious rn!
* Fiz: how is this funny
* Bulba: How is it not? Learn to live.
* Fiz: i do
* Bulba: Sure..
* Ash: Maria ily <3
* Solar: samey is smoking hot will return
* Maria: Yes XD
* Aqua: \*rolls eyes ala Ciera\* [DR: This Maria praise needs to come to an end. I hope the public did the right thing.]
* **Sierra:**Housemates, I have the results! Receiving only 6.25% of the votes to evict is...Derpy!
* Derpy: thank u PUBLIC
* **Sierra:**Receiving only 12.5% of the votes to evict is...Berry!
* Berry: huh? But yay
* **Sierra:**Receiving only 25% of the votes to evict is...Wendy!
* Wendy: phew
* **Sierra:**Alright, it's come down to Solar, Maria, Epic, and Happy. Two of you will leave the game. Two of you will stay. RECEIVING 50% AND 43.75% OF THE VOTES, THE EVICTEES ARE....

...Happy and Maria.

* Maria: Oh no!
* Solar: OMG noooooooo </3
* Spirit: Thank god
* Happy: Wait what?
* **Sierra:**P.S. Happy: You received 50% of the votes, and Maria received 43.75%.
* Happy: What???
* Fiz: bye irrelevants
* Happy: Bye guys!
* Maria: Bye Samey
* Ash: :'( [DR: Maria did NOT deserve this.]
* Happy: \*goes down the stairs\*
* Maria: \*goes down the stairs\*
* ~the audience cheers~
* Happy: \*walks over to Sierra\*
* Maria: \*walks over to Sierra\*
* **Sierra:**Welcome, Happy and Maria. Happy, do you regret your move? And Maria, do speak anything else other than your limited vocabulary?
* Happy: You know, it's okay. I'm rooting for Berry now, so hopefully he wins.
* Maria: Yes XD
* **Sierra:**Well, it's time for you two to go.
* Happy: Bye everyone! \*waves and leaves\*
* Maria: Samey is smoking hot WILL RETURN \*leaves\*

### Week 10

* **Sierra:**Housemates, it's time to announce this week's twist.
* Booty: screams
* Surfer: WHAT ELSE COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE
* **Sierra:**You are not allowed to discuss nominations this week. Because..nominations will be announced right away. Start away!
* CB: WHAT. YOU GUYS DECIDE THIS NOW? [DR: Such a messy show smh.]
* RJ: Aqua and Milk
* Milk: RJ and Ash
* Spirit: Bulba and CB
* Solar: RJ and Fiz #venganceformaria
* Derpy: CB and Izzy
* Fiz: solar and cb
* Izzy: Derpy and Milk
* Cabbage: CB and Rasp
* Surfer: Aqua and Fiz
* II: RJ AND FIZ
* Booty: CB and Izzy sorry :(
* Chase: RJ and Fiz
* Rasp: CB and Izzy
* TDN: Aqua and RJ
* Aqua: CB and Izzy
* CB: Spirit and Fiz.
* Epic: Izzy and Rasp
* Bulba: Spirit and Rasp
* Dark: Rasp and CB
* Liam: RJ and Fiz
* Eve: Rasp and RJ
* Pary: CB and RJ
* Wendy: RJ and Fiz
* Noah: CB and Rasp
* Octoling: RJ and Aqua
* Ash: RJ and Fiz
* Berry: Fiz and CB
* Stryzzar: CB and RJ
* Blake: cb and rj
* HISH: IZZY AND RASP
* **Sierra:**Nominated this week is: Milk, Derpy, Rasp, Izzy, CB, RJ, Fiz, Bulba, Spirit and Aqua. One of you WILL be evicted this week.
* Spirit: wtf i was only nominated like once
* Bulba: ^
* **Sierra:**Everyone who had at least one nomination is up. Sorry oops \*leaves\*
* Spirit: THIS IS BULLSHIT [DR: Bulba better fucking go or else this place turns to shit.]
* Milk: Excuse me for just a moment... [DR: I knew it. I fucking knew it. RJ was out to get me. This may be due to the fact I nominated, but it doesn't matter. I want him GONE.] RJ what the fuck?
* RJ: Expired Milkshake you must GO
* Milk: What the fuck did I do?
* RJ: Bitch you know what you did. Nominate me.
* Milk: That was ONE NOMINATION YOU BITCH.
* Aqua: Also, RJ..what the fuck? YOU NOMINATE ME TOO.
* RJ: Fine. I'll make it official. I'm DONE WITH ALL OF YOU. ALL. OF. YOU. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING TRASH AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MAKE MY MOVE
* Aqua: GO AHEAD AND JOIN THE MAJORITY AND GET EVICTED.
* RJ: YOU FIRST BITCH.
* Aqua: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND. \*leaves\* [DR: Fucking RJ. Can't stand how immature he acts. No wonder why the audience hates him.]
* RJ: [DR: I'm enjoying my little reign of chaos. \*smiles\*]
* Milk: He needs to fucking GO.
* Aqua: Definately. Anyone who fucks with me is dead.
* II: I TOLD YOU ALL. RJ AND FIZ ARE FUCKING SNAKES IN THE GRASS.
* Fiz: okay but ive literally done nothing
* Blake: all im gonna say is that im literally shocked no one nominated me.
* Milk: o. yeah about that..you're just irrelevant
* Blake: shut up
* Pary: This is a mess. Can't we just all keep it together?
* Rasp: Can I speak on behalf of myself, CB, and Izzy?
* Izzy: I'll talk. Anyways, what the heck @nominating us? Especially you Booty.
* CB: ^. YOU NOMINATE ME AND YOU'RE DEAD.
* Booty: I'm sorry! I had to nominate someone :(
* Izzy: But why would you nominate your OWN alliance?
* Rasp: Bulba, Dark, and Eve turned on me too.
* Izzy: YOU NOMINATE ME TOO. I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL A BIG HAPPY ALLIANCE.
* CB: I guess not.
* Booty: Please, stop. I feel horrible about it.
* CB: RASP, BOOTY, DARK, AND EVE CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
* Eve: I just informed you guys were going backstab US. I did that before you guys did it to me.
* Dark: Yeah, same here.
* Booty: I never did anything!
* Surfer: I heard Rasp, Dark, and Eve. Not the others.
* Wendy: How about this everyone - EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES.
* Eve: GREAT IDEA.
* ~everyone disperses~
* Berry: \*sitting down on the couch\* So... anyone you guys want to talk about?
* Noah: I'm...still shocked what happened when the alliances were all crumbling apart.
* Blake: they're a mess
* Ash: Tell me about it. [DR: Like, around 15 minutes ago, everyone was arguing left and right and here and there...it was nuts.]
* Liam: What are we going to do about? No one seems to trust anyone anymore.
* Solar: i say we read fiz's ff
* Fiz: Yes read my FF
* Milk: no
* Fiz: Y not
* Milk: it's shit
* Fiz: :(
* RJ: What about MINE
* Milk: No
* ~the audience booes at RJ~
* Octoling: Look who's gonna get evicted next. RJ!
* RJ: Shut up bitch.
* Surfer: I have a headache you guys.. my head is pounding. [DR: \*holding his head\* This hurts...SO MUCH after the fights and yelling and screaming..I need to rest.] Hey I'm gonna lay downa and rest for a bit.
* Cabbage: Okay. \*gets up\* [DR: I decided to go talk to Izzy..again.] \*enters room\* Hey Izzy.
* Izzy: Hey Cabb. I'm just...so shocked right now.
* Cabbage: Yeah. I'm so sorry.
* Izzy: I should've went with you guys... \*sniffs\* Now it's just me and CB versus Eve, Booty, and Dark. Rasp is somewhere in the middle.
* CB: Rasp is a PUTA
* Cabbage: Izzy, you should be fine. ANYTHING can happen.
* Izzy: You're right, Cabb. I shouldn't doubt myself.
* Noah: Hey guys look!
* ~the necklace with the letter V appears~
* Noah: \*reads off of the note\* "The public will be voting whether or not someone will be vetoed off of the nomination block or if it should stay the same. If a person is vetoed off, they will make a replacement nominee." [DR: This new twist is SCARING ME. I honestly hope things all stay the same... fingers crossed.]
* Surfer: Another twist? How many twists are there going to be this season?
* Chase: Oh, that's just...great. [DR: Another twist. This one can screw everything up for me so hopefully no one is vetoed.]
* Milk: i BETTER be be saved or else this show is dead to me
* Fiz: i hope its me
* **Sierra:**Wait no longer! Because I have the results! The veto winner is...

...Fiz!!

* Fiz: omg
* **Sierra:**Who do you replace?
* Fiz: surfer
* Surfer: What???
* **Sierra:** Alright. This means either Milk, Derpy, Rasp, Izzy, CB, RJ, Surfer, Bulba, Spirit or Aqua will be the next one evicted. \*leaves\*
* Chase: \*sigh of relief\* Phew.
* Milk: [DR: KEEP ME BITCHES]
* Aqua: [DR: guys save me :((((((((((((]
* Derpy: [DR: DON'T YOU ROB ME.]
* Izzy: Hey, CB.. can I talk to you for a sec?
* CB: Sure. \*closes door behind him\*
* Izzy: Okay, it's probably me or you..
* CB: Ik. BUT maybe there might be some miracle for us?
* Izzy: If I go, I hope you go deep.
* CB: Same to you. [DR: Idk. I just hope everyone who nominated me BURNS.]
* Izzy: I hope Booty, Eve, and Dark go one after the other.
* CB: Agreed.
* Milk: \*listening through the door\*
* Derpy: what are you doing
* Milk: just listening to what they have to say. [DR: i hope izzy leaves.]
* Izzy: I'm glad you understand me. \*breaks down\*
* CB: [DR: Izzy is what you would call...a mess.] \*exits\*
* Cabbage: I can't help but to feel bad for him though.
* Milk: don't.
* Aqua: as long as it ain't me
* RJ: ^
* Octoling: Shut up RJ
* RJ: Bitch r u allowed to speak to me
* Octoling: You do this all the time to ME. It's called KARMA. [DR: I hate RJ SO MUCH.]
* RJ: [DR: The only reason why Octoling hates me is so that he gets a personality. I don't like him.]
* TDN: Canyo ujuST STHU u p alreaDY?
* Liam: what
* TDN: oops \*caps and like..everything else
* Solar: stop trying to be relevant
* TDN: rude
* Blake: the only who deserves to be relevant is booty. o and ME
* Booty: aw stop//
* Pary: booty <3
* Booty: No seriously. Today has not been my day. [DR: I feel awful right now. But, I think I am able to move on with my game right now.]
* Surfer: Booty you're just okay.
* Ash: Hope you don't go, Surfer. We can't lose anyone else from the alliance.
* Wendy: Alliance? But didn't that like...break apart?
* Chase: Shouldn't mean anything.
* Dark: Whatever you guys wanna do.
* HISH: Heather is smoking HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
* Solar: i agree
* HISH: mmmmmmmmmmmmMmMmMmmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm boob
* Rasp: beautIFUL
* **Sierra:**Housemates...time to reveal who will stay and who will go. Receiving 0% of the votes to evict are.... Derpy and Aqua!
* Aqua: omg YES
* Derpy: yay
* **Sierra:**Receiving 4.35% of the votes to evict are.... Milk and Surfer.
* Surfer: \*wipes sweat off\* Phew.
* Milk: WTF @4.35%
* **Sierra:**Rasp, CB, Spirit, Bulba, Izzy, and RJ remain. I can now reveal the next housemate evicted is...

...CB.

* CB: Damn it, I knew it. AND I WAS ROBBED. Good luck, Izzy and Epic. And somewhat Milk.
* Izzy: I'll win for you, CB!
* Milk: [DR: IZZY should've left. What the fuck is up the public? EVICT THE OTHER FLIPPER.]
* Epic: Awww CB :( Sad to see you go. Take care!
* CB: BYE HOES. \*leaves\* \*goes down the stairs\*
* ~the audience cheers~
* CB: \*walks over to Sierra\*
* **Sierra:**Welcome, CB. How are you feeling right now?
* CB: How am I FEELING right now? I mean, it's awesome I got to experience this, but I was fucking ROBBED.
* **Sierra:**Well, it's time for you to go.
* CB: Welp, looks like that's it for me. Bye-bye! \*leaves\*

### Week 11

* Milk: [DR: I'm pissed. CB left. Now..I'm sensing that I might be going since the public keeps targetting the people who matter this season.]
* Berry: Phew. I'm glad that's over with.
* Stryzzar: Wait, where's HISH?
* Cabbage: How should I know? And why is that relevant?
* Blake: hish <3
* Derpy: smoking hot WILL RETURN Yes XD
* Spirit: I'm hungry.
* RJ: That's not a surprise.
* Spirit: Shut up. \*opens the fridge open\* WHAT THE FUCK [DR: ALL THE PIZZA IS GONE. NO ONE TOUCHES MY PERSONAL SHIT. ESPECIALLY PIZZA.] WHO DID THIS?
* HISH: \*comes in from the corner\* hehehheheheheh PIZZA
* Spirit: HELL NO. BITCH. NO ONE MESSES WITH ME.
* HISH: \*grabs a vase\*
* Blake: HISH STOP. YOU CAN'T BE EXPELLED. [DR: hish is the only one who matters here.]
* Epic: What the?
* HISH: I CAN EAT PIZZA IF I WANT TO BITCH. \*throws the vase at Spirit\*
* Spirit: \*is hit by the vase\* OW. WHAT THE FUCK.
* HISH: \*comes up to Spirit and strikes up\*
* Spirit: \*collapses\*
* TDN: SOMEONE TAKE HIM OUT.
* Chase: BIG BROTHER????
* Liam: HISH GET OUT OF HERE.
* HISH: \*grabs a kitchen knife\* ahahahhhhaHhahahhHA
* Aqua: BITCH \*lunges towards HISH\*
* HISH: \*puts the knife towards Aqua\* DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR ELSE YOU'RE DEAD.
* Aqua: \*breathing in and out, deeply\* HELP. BIG BROTHER, HELP.
* **Big Brother:**HISH. INTO THE DIARY ROOM. NOW.
* HISH: NO.
* Ash: HISH, just go.
* HISH: NEVER. \*throws a knife\*
* Noah: \*ducks as the knife almost hits him\*
* ~the knife is against the wall~
* RJ: Whoa
* Pary: Security???
* Booty: \*hiding in the corner, shaking\* [DR: HISH's meltdown was...scary. I never felt so... so... worried about what's going to happen later in my entire life.]
* HISH: \*grabs another knife\*
* Dark: Who even ALLOWS knives here?
* Fiz: hish stop
* HISH: HEATHER IS SMOKING HOT WILL RETURN. BOW DOWN TO ME.
* Izzy: \*shaking and holding back tears\*
* Security: \*comes into the house\*
* Milk: What the fuck? [DR: All of a sudden...the security comes in. And I do not know what to even think right now.]
* Security: \*handcuffs HISH\*
* HISH: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
* Security #1: Expelling you from the game. You could've killed someone, and that is a violation of the rules here.
* Security #2: \*snatches the knife\*
* Security: \*leaves the house with HISH\*
* Booty: \*shaking all over\* That...was...
* Izzy: Oh my God...
* Wendy: I'm just in complete shock right now.
* Epic: I never knew HISH had that side of him. [DR: I was not only concerned for my safety, but everyone elses. And we still have Spirit to worry about. I'm fucking scared.]
* Aqua: \*walks over to Spirit\* Spirit, you alright?
* Spirit: \*gets up\* What...happened..? \*covers his right eye\* [DR: Fucking HISH gave me a black eye and almost killed me.] Is he gone?
* Bulba: Thankfully.
* TDN: Hold up, everyone. \*finds a smoke bomb on the ground\* HISH must've done this...
* Epic: There's a note on it too. It reads: "This smoke bomb will go off very soon. It will make sure you guys will be sick enough to be pulled from the game."
* RJ: EVERYONE TO THE OTHER BEDROOM. \*runs\*
* Milk: \*runs\*
* Booty: \*runs to the door and lets some people in\*
* Cabbage: \*closes the door\*
* Chase: WAIT
* Cabbage: \*locks door\* [DR: Oopsie!]
* Stryzzar: \*bangs on door\* LET US IN.
* Liam: PLEASE!
* ~the smoke bomb goes off~
* Chase: \*coughs loudly\*
* Liam: \*coughs\*
* Stryzzar: \*coughs\* \*collapses\*
* Berry: Okay, can someone tell me what the heck is going on?
* Wendy: No idea. Do we have every but Chase, Liam, and Stryzzar here?
* II: \*looks around\* Yes.
* Pary: HISH...left...a smoke bomb that can cause them to be medically evecauted... [DR: I don't even know anymore. HISH pretty much caused three medevacs.]
* Bulba: So are we here to just...wait?
* Octoling: Yep. Seems like it.
* Blake: hish is an icon to not be messed with
* Spirit: HISH ALMOST KILLED ME.
* Derpy: cool
* Spirit: Shut up it's not funny
* RJ: I wish Octoling was out there.
* Octoling: SHUT UP.
* ~15 minutes later~
* Ash: What's happening? I'm getting paranoid?
* Surfer: \*looks through the window\* GUYS LOOK LOOK LOOK
* Noah: \*looks through\* MEDICAL! \*gasps\* [DR: The moment I saw medical...I knew this was serious business.]
* Medical Member #1: \*takes away Chase and exits\*
* Medical Member #2: \*takes away Liam and exits\*
* Medical Member #3: \*takes away Stryzzar and exits\*
* Dark: \*covers hand over mouth\*
* **Sierra:**Hello, housemates. You are all probably wondering what has recenetly just happened.
* Izzy: What is it?
* **Sierra:**Chase, Liam, and Stryzzar have all been pulled from the game. Because we have had 4 people leave the house in a matter of 35 minutes, there will be no public eviction.
* Bulba: Thank you!
* **Sierra:** \*leaves\*
* Eve: So when do we go back in?
* Fiz: idk
* Blake: help @triple medevac
* Solar: just like kr!
* Izzy: OMG
* FINAL
* 25
* Milk: OMG NO ONE CARES
* Izzy: Shut up. [DR: Whatever. There's no public eviction now, but there will be later.]
* Booty: Is it...safe?
* TDN: \*looks around\* Looks like it. \*opens the door\*
* Fiz: now wat
* Spirit: I hope there's more pizza. \*opens the fridge\* OMG THERE IS. [DR: \*eating pizza\* Thnx BB.]
* Cabbage: This time, can no one pull a HISH and go physcho on us? Thanks.
* Berry: We deserve this pizza for officially making it halfway!
* ~everyone grabs a slice of pizza~
* Pary: To the Final 25!
* Ash: TO THE FINAL 25! [DR: After all the shit I've gone through, after losing ally after ally, I'm pretty proud of myself for making the Final 25.]
* Milk: [DR: I knew I'd make this far. I mean, of course the public is going to keep their only source of entertainment.]
* Wendy: [DR: I know it doesn't sound like much, but making Final 25, the half way point, is incredible to me. I hope I'm in the final six where my final fate is sealed.]
* Octoling: Let's just relax, enjoy ourselves and eat pizza!
* Spirit: I get all the extra pieces no one wants anyone else can fuck off.
* Booty: I agree with Octoling. All the fighting nonsense just leads to chaos no one wants to deal with
* Blake: booty is the best person here
* Booty: Aww thanks <3
* Aqua: bitch
* Solar: what about ME blake. these losers are nothing on me.
* Blake: mabel youre the most problematic one here
* Solar: true
* Blake: true
* II: THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE ~WORTHY~ OF BEING HERE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE CORRECT OPINIONS SUCH AS LOVING ~KIMMI KAPPENBERG~ AND ~MAGGIE AUSBURN~.
* Solar: says the the 15 year old
* II: I AM 15 AND A ~HALF~. GET IT RIGHT.
* Fiz: monica>KIMMI
* II: KIMMI IS THE BEST PERSON FROM CAMBODIA.
* Milk: shut up cambodia is irrelevant now.
* II: **NO IT ISN'T.**
* Spirit: SHUT UP KIMMI SUCKS
* II: **KIMMI IS THE BEST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH.**
* Spirit: SHUT UP.
* Berry: Didn't we have a discussion on fighting with one another?
* Solar: yeah SPIRIT. go eat of the pizza why don't you?
* Spirit: I WILL. THIS IS MY PIZZA. MY. PIZZA. EVERYBODY SCRAM.
* RJ: Jeez fatass
* Spirit: WHAT DID I SAY. SCRAM.
* Surfer: [DR: Who knew pizza would be such a big deal to someone? Whatever. Hopefully next week goes better.]

### Week 12

* Surfer: What kind twist are you guys expecting this week?
* Milk: I don't know, how about you just SHUT UP?
* Surfer: What the hell did I do?
* Fiz: exist
* RJ: ^
* Surfer: \*rolls eyes\*
* Bulba: Guys, look! \*points a table\*
* Derpy: And...a note. It reads: "If you have been nominated within the past eleven weeks, you are SAFE from eviction this week. Everyone else will be nominated. But the week isn't over after that."
* Ash: Wait..wasn't there a time everyone but Milk has been nominated? I know Milk has been nominated before, but doesn't that mean just Blake be nominated?
* Blake: wait what.
* Aqua: that means you're evicted l0l
* Blake: no it doesn't shut up
* Derpy: o. there's more. "The week everyone was nominated except for Milk (Week 7) will not count for a week someone was nominated for. YOUR WELCOME BLAKE. but ur still nominated L0L -Sierra"
* Berry: Who else joins Blake then?
* RJ: Not me.
* Milk: ive been nominated before obviously
* Spirit: I'm safe.
* Solar: same
* Derpy: Safe.
* Izzy: OMG I'm safe
* Surfer: same
* Rasp: SAFE
* Aqua: ^
* Epic: Safe too
* Bulba: I'm safe.
* Dark: Same
* Wendy: Safe
* Noah: Safe!!!
* Berry: I'm safe too. That leaves....
* Fiz: wait arent i safe 2
* Berry: Derpy, what do you think?
* Fiz: depru plz
* Derpy: What do you guys think?
* Aqua: He got vetoed off the block. You guys' call.
* II: LEAVE HIM ON THE BLOCK.
* Fiz: well ur biased
* RJ: Fiz ur probs gone if you stay on the block so #keepfizoff
* Milk: idc
* Solar: #keepfizon
* Octoling: Okay how about this - heads or tails. Heads for Fiz being on, tails off.
* Fiz: go tails
* Solar: go heads
* Octoling: \*flips coin into the air\*
* ~it lands on...

...tails~

* Fiz: omg
* Octoling: Tails it is! Fiz stays off the block
* RJ: Yay
* Berry: Meaning... Cabbage, II, Booty, TDN, Eve, Pary, Octoling, Ash, and Blake are nominated this week.
* Ash: there goes my reign of being INV to avoid being nommed [DR: Public plz keep me <3]
* Eve: Being nominated shouldn't be..so bad, right?
* Blake: f u c k  y o u  a l l
* Solar: censor evasion
* Blake: shut up solar
* Octoling: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
* II: WHAT THE FUCK. MY PERFECT GAME IS **RUINED**. [DR: THIS TWIST FUCKING SUCKS.]
* Cabbage: Oh no! I hope I survive :(
* Booty: \*sighs\* Oh well.
* TDN: wha thef UCK is this SHIT//>???>?:>>/?
* Rasp: keyboard malfunction
* Izzy: Poor TDN
* Surfer: finally a twist that benefits me tho
* Booty: Not me. Sad.
* Pary: o @this twist
* TDN: Let's just get this over with. We have another eviction coming our way anyways.
* Octoling: dude it's literally been 30 seconds calm down
* Pary: yeah the public can't vote THAT fast
* Cabbage: [DR: I really hope I stay. Being on the block is scary, and I don't ever want to be on it again.]
* **Sierra:**After a short period of time, the results are in, and your fate is SEALED. Receiving the least amount of votes to evict...Cabbage and Pary!
* Pary: \*cheers\* Yay! [DR: And I have now OFFICIALLY made over half way. Final 24!]
* Cabbage: Phew! [DR: Glad that's over with. Now I can relax.]
* **Sierra:**With 6.25% of the votes... Booty, Eve, and Blake survive!
* Booty: [DR: I was SO worried it was gonna be me. I can't believe this right now I'm screaming///]
* Eve: yesss
* Blake: lol shouldn't the public hate me? [DR: even i'm surpised i didn't get evicted]
* **Sierra:**With 12.5% of the votes... Octoling and Ash stay!
* RJ: Ew
* Octoling: Ew to YOU TOO [DR: I'm glad I stayed, but ughhhh RJ]
* Ash: Thank god. [DR: And I have officially survived! Yes! Only a couple more evictions...come on...]
* **Sierra:**It has come down to TDN and II. One of you will be the next person evicted from this game.
* TDN: \*gulps\*
* Aqua: \*hangs up a sign saying GET TDN OUT\*
* TDN: aqua why???
* Aqua: fuk u bitch you nominate multiple times so stfu
* II: I CAN'T GO. KIMMI NEEDS ME TO PULL THIS THROUGH.
* Solar: public make the right decision
* Milk: i hope II leaves.
* II: SHUT UP. BOTH OF YOU.
* **Sierra:**The evictee is.....

....II.

* TDN: Oh, sorry II. I never got to know you very well.
* II: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. FUCK THIS SHIT. I HATE EVERYONE HERE. I WAS FUCKING ~ROBBED~. THIS SHOW DIDN'T NEED ME ANYWAYS
* Fiz: im so glad i ditched u
* RJ: ^ You should've been with #AgeOfAlecia earlier
* Fiz: #TimeBombAlecia
* II: FIZ. DROP YOUR SPELLING GIMMICK. IT'S NOT FUNNY. NO ONE'S LAUGHING. RJ, I HOPE OCTOLING FUCKING SLAYS YOU. OTHER THAN THAT, YOU'RE ALL CUNTS AND I HOPE I NEVER ASSOCIATE WITH ANY OF YOU OUTSIDE OF THIS GAME. PERIOD.
* Milk: GO YOU WANNABE ATTENTION WHORE
* II: FINE. \*slams the door and leaves\*
* Spirit: Good riddance. Never liked that Kimmi stanner anyways. [DR: II's gone. FINALLY. He wasn't even officially a Wikia user what the fuck?]
* Booty: I'd just like to thank the entire public for keeping me. :D
* Pary: Yeah same here :)
* **Sierra:**This week ain't over yet, guys. We still have another thing in store.
* Surfer: Wait WHAT
* **Sierra:**That's right. DOUBLE EVICTION. Only this time, you will all compete in a 24 person duel. The last person to complete the assigned challenge is evicted.
* Booty: :O
* Derpy: Crap. [DR: Ugh. I HATE Double Evictions. burn @them]
* Milk: What is this, Redemption Island?
* Solar: ^ unoriginal BITCH
* Cabbage: Don't diss my queen like that
* Aqua: ^ rude ass hoes
* Noah: [DR: So today, we're gonna be having a duel, Redemption Island style. I'm nervous af.]
* Wendy: [DR: This duel SCARES me. I have no idea what the challenge will be and I can be gone like \*snaps\* THAT.]

**Duel**

* **Sierra:**Come on in, guys!
* ~everyone walks in, in a line~
* ~a live studio audience is heard cheering~
* Izzy: [DR: I'm like panicking, but excited. Panicking, but excited. This feels SO surreal and I hope I make it through.]
* **Sierra:**For the deal, each of you will stack a House of Cards that is eight feet tall. The last person to do so is out of the game. Take your spots, and we'll get started.
* Solar: ok probst
* **Sierra:**shut up. after hearing this x10000 i have it drilled in my head
* Blake: ok but you never did that challenge in your season????
* Cabbage: Ignore the hates, Sierra.
* **Sierra:**Thanks Cab <3 And...go!
* ~everyone starts their stack~
* Fiz: \*stacks one card on top of the other\* [DR: im doing this my way]
* Booty: \*stacking\* Fiz, that's not gonna work.
* Fiz: hush \*he finishes, with the stack being way under eight feet\* o me
* **Sierra:**Fiz has to start over now.. \*cough\*stupidstrategy\*cough\*
* Fiz: shut up
* ~20 minutes later~
* **Sierra:**Milk and RJ seem to be neck and neck...
* RJ: Milk let me win this
* Milk: funny joke
* RJ: Bitch if you do it I won't nom u
* Milk: lol you're a terrible liar
* RJ: Milk plz
* Milk: no \*stacks last piece\* I'm done bitch.
* **Sierra:**Milk survives!
* RJ: \*places last piece\*
* **Sierra:**RJ survives!
* RJ: Milk u will regret this.
* Milk: ok but you were gonna nom me either way [DR: fuck rj and his entire presence]
* RJ: [DR: How did Milk see thru my lie so well.]
* Fiz: \*entire stack falls over\* damn it
* **Sierra:**Fiz has to start all over!
* Fiz: shut up ik this
* Berry: \*stacks a few more pieces\*
* Surfer: \*stacks some pieces\*
* Epic: \*stacks pieces\*
* TDN: \*stack knocks over\* Ugh.
* Rasp: \*accidentally tips over stack\* SHIT
* Blake: \*finishes\* done
* **Sierra:**Blake survives!
* Cabbage: Disgusting.
* Blake: shut up this show NEEDS ME.
* Solar: they needed you so much they evicted you week 1
* Blake: SHUT UP MABEL
* Solar: never
* ~10 minutes pass~
* Bulba: \*entire stack collapses\* Aw, SHIT.
* Berry: \*places final card\* Yes!
* **Sierra:**Berry survives!
* Cabbage: \*finishes\* Done goddess!
* **Sierra:** Cabbage survives!
* Berry: High five!
* Cabbage: \*high fives Berry\* [DR: WOO! Final 23, baby!]
* Fiz: \*entire stack falls over\* fucking omg
* Rasp: \*entire stack falls\* UGHHHHHHHHHHH
* Booty: \*stacks a piece\*
* Octoling: \*near to finishing\*
* Surfer: \*stacks some pieces\*
* Spirit: \*stacks final piece\* DONE
* **Sierra:**Spirit survives!
* Derpy: \*entire stack collapses\* screams! i am too popular for wiki to be doing this!
* Solar: \*finishes\* done
* **Sierra:**Solar survives!
* Rasp: \*a section of her stack collapses\* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
* Izzy: \*sweating all over, stacking another piece\*
* Pary: \*stacks a piece\*
* Dark: \*stacks some pieces\*
* Noah: \*entire stack collapses\* nuuuu
* Octoling: Done!
* **Sierra:**Octoling survives!
* RJ: \*gives Octoling the middle finger\*
* Octoling: Ohhh right back at you!
* ~20 minutes pass~
* Ash: \*stacks some more pieces\* Oh my God...
* **Sierra:**Been out here for 50 minutes.
* Ash: This should not be this hard..
* Surfer: \*finishes\* Done!
* **Sierra:**Surfer survives!
* Booty: \*finishes\* I'm done!
* **Sierra:**Booty survives!
* Noah: \*stacks more pieces\*
* Aqua: \*stacks some pieces\*
* Pary: \*finishes\* Done!
* **Sierra:** Pary survives!
* ~several others pass, including Derpy, Izzy, TDN, Aqua, Epic, Bulba, Dark, Eve, Wendy, Noah, and Ash~
* **Sierra:**It's been one hour now, and we're down to two - Fiz and Rasp.
* Rasp: fiz PLEASE let me SURVIVE. you win EVERYTHING
* Fiz: bitch my stack has fallen like ten times and im not giving up
* Rasp: FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
* Wendy: \*rolls eyes\* Don't listen to her.
* **Sierra:**Both are down to their last place. Who's it gonna be?
* ~someone completes~
* **Sierra:**And with that...

...Fiz SURVIVES. Rasp is out of the game for good.

* Fiz: \*wipes off sweat\*
* Rasp: NOOOOO
* **Sierra:**Rasp, it's time for you to go.
* Rasp: Bye guys!
* Spirit: bye you disgusting crusty-nailed bitch
* Ash: o/
* Wendy: Bye Rasp
* Rasp: bai guyz \*runs out\*
* **Sierra:**We are now down to 23 people left in this game. Everyone, you can head back out.
* ~the remaining 23 leave in a single line~
* Fiz: [DR: that was scary. thank god i stayed or esle i wouldve beeen gone]
* Milk: [DR: The Final 23. It feels great. All I need to do now is pray that the remaining twists don't fuck me over.]

### Week 13

* Ash: You know what, Eve?
* Eve: What?
* Ash: It's time we take out the biggest threat of the game.
* Eve: who
* Ash: Milk. [DR: I want Milk GONE. Like he's winning this motherfucking game and these people are too blind to see this.] Why don't we...somehow manage to get the target on him?
* Eve: Idea. We knock down Spirit's pizza from the fridge, and blame it on Milk somehow? idk we'll have to be sneaky
* Ash: True, true.
* **The Kitchen**
* Eve: \*whispers\* Quick, while no one's here.
* Ash: \*opens fridge and knocks over pizza\*
* Eve: \*laughs and runs off\*
* Ash: \*runs off\*
* Spirit: \*walks over to the kitchen\* WHO DID THIS. WHO FUCKED WITH MY PIZZA.
* Milk: what
* Spirit: MILK. WHAT THE FUCK.
* Ash: \*laughs quietly, eavesdropping\* [DR: Well that was easier than I thought.]
* Milk: what do you mean
* Spirit: BITCH. I KNOW YOU. YOU DID THIS.
* Milk: I DID NOT YOU FATASS
* Spirit: THEN WHO DID DIPSHIT
* Milk: I DON'T KNOW.
* Spirit: GO FUCK YOURSELF. [DR: I'm DONE taking Milk's shit. God, he needs to go.]
* Milk: [DR: I need to get to the bottom of this. What the fuck?]
* Fiz: wat happened
* Spirit: MY FUCKING PIZZA HAS BE THROWN AWAY NOW BECAUSE OF FUCKING MILKSHIT.
* Milk: I DIDN'T FUCKING-
* Spirit: DON'T TALK TO ME.
* RJ: Y is pizza ur problem
* Fiz: the only true problem is alecia losing KR
* RJ: ^
* Spirit: shut up alecia sucks
* Surfer: \*takes a breath of air\*
* Blake: shut up
* Surfer: i didn't say anything
* Blake: but you were about to say something cringeworthy and disgusting like y i k e s
* Surfer: i was just gonna say my opinion on alecia
* Fiz: surfer are u #ageofalecia
* Surfer: I am #AgeOfDebbie
* RJ: Debbie is the most overrated KR. Then Tai.
* Surfer: RJ imma bout to SCREAM
* Cabbage: Go Michele!
* Noah: ^ Michele <3
* Aqua: #AGEOFJULIA
* Wendy: #AgeOfLiz
* Booty: #AgeOfBooty :3
* Derpy: I am AGE OF BOOTY sorry yall
* Pary: same
* Spirit: omg who cares cyd is winning anyways
* Solar: dont SPOIL SPIRIT
* Surfer: yeah spirit wtf
* Bulba: Um....... #AgeOfAleciaDebbieJuliaLizBooty
* Solar: where is CYD
* Izzy: <3333 @survivor discussion. OMG.
* GUYS.
* GUESS WHAT.
* Fiz: stop
* taliking
* liek
* this
* Izzy: n
* o
* anyways
* OMG
* did yall know that
* RJ: Izzy we don't care
* Izzy: FINE. I forgot what I was going to say anyways.
* Cabbage: Maybe another time?
* Izzy: Yeah.
* Epic: Guys shut up lets talk about Tiffany Pollard
* Solar: epic with the CORRECT OPINION
* Aqua: ^
* Spirit: ^
* Epic: yay. tiffany was robbed tho
* Aqua: TIFFANY WON. WHAT I SAW WAS UNREAL. DARREN DAY GETTING MORE VOTES THAN TIFFANY DISGUSTED ME.
* Fiz: Y didn't Stephanie win
* Noah: I gave up CBB17 after like a few minutes
* **Sierra:**WHY ARE YOU HERE THEN. P.S.: The twist for this week is that you will only nominate one person again, except they will be announced unamiously. If someone receives two nominations or more, they will face the public eviction.
* Noah: o hi sierra
* Surfer: scream @another twist [DR: these twists are just getting ridiculous CAN WE PLEASE JUST END THEM.]
* Octoling: Can RJ leave now
* Dark: I think Milk might be going...
* Milk: oh so now im the house target now
* Ash: yes
* Spirit: I said at the very beginning of this: "Don't fuck with me." And look what you just did. You fucked with me, and you're dead. Goodbye and good riddance forever.
* Milk: [DR: There's something extremely shady going on. I can feel it.]
* ~Eve, Ash, Solar, and Blake scene~
* Eve: Okay guys, here us out. We want Milk GONE
* Blake: deal [DR: i hate pretty much everyone. milk is a part of that everyone. milk is must die.]
* Solar: milk stole "I MISS FAT JENN" so im in
* Ash: Perfect. We have people we can easily recruit right?
* Eve: Ash, you got TDN. Blake, you got Wendy. Solar, you got Dark, and I got Pary and Booty. SCRAM.
* ~Ash recruiting~
* Ash: TDN, we want Milk out.
* TDN: I'm totally in. I mean, all he is--is just a whiny crybaby who has no life \*smiles\*
* Milk: who is? [DR: i know TDN was shit talking me. he's on my hit list.]
* TDN: ...No one.
* Milk: mmhmm
* TDN: Can you please just go? I'm trying to have a normal conversation here.
* Ash: Yeah, Milk.
* Milk: \*rolls eyes and leaves\*
* ~Blake recruiting~
* Blake: wendy you love me right
* Wendy: ofc
* Blake: get milk out
* Wendy: okay. i'm in.
* ~Solar recruiting~
* Solar: join us
* Dark: for what??
* Solar: get milk out
* Dark: Okay.. [DR: I'm being told Milk's going...but wasn't that already obvious?]
* ~Eve recruiting~
* Eve: Pary, Booty: you guys should totes take Milk out with us.
* Pary: \*looks at Booty\*
* Booty: \*looks at Pary\* \*whispers\* Should we?
* Pary: Uh, sure thing.
* Eve: Great \*smiles\*
* Milk: \*knocks on door\*
* Eve: Hey.
* Milk: Can I talk to you?
* Eve: Sure.
* Milk: \*exits\* [DR: I need to get to the bottom of this. I need to know what the hell's going on.]
* Eve: \*sits on the edge of a bed\* Milk, you shouldn't have to worry. We're gonna take out Dark this week. [DR: I threw Dark's name out there because...well..why not?]
* Milk: Okay. It's Dark? For sure?
* Eve: It's not you. Okay? Shouldn't have to worry. \*leaves\*
* Milk: \*to self\* \*mocking\* "Shouldn't have to worry" yeah right
* Epic: \*runs into Eve\* Oh hey
* Eve: Hey. Just want you to know if you're on board getting rid of Milk? Myself, Ash, Blake, and Solar along with many others are on board with this plan.
* Epic: I'll have to think about that. [DR: Milk is a genuine friend of mine. I'm not gonna send him home. I need to tell him this.] \*enters room Milk is in\* Milk, I have to tell you something.
* Milk: what is it
* Epic: You see..Eve, Ash, Blake, and Solar want you gone.
* Milk: those fucking snakes. i knew it. [DR: so WC wants me gone again???? jesus what am i the devil around here? i need to talk to some people.]
* Epic: I'm going to vote for Ash. You need to talk to EVERYONE to get Ash, Eve, Solar, and Blake all nominated.
* Cabbage: \*talking to Noah about Michele\*
* Noah: Michele <3
* Milk: \*knocks on door\*
* Aqua: come in!!!!
* Milk: alright hoes. listen up. i realize im target #1 right now. but you guys to need to here me out that eve/ash/blake/solar need to GO. they are running things over there
* Aqua: but you've been running the show the whole time???
* Milk: your mistake \*leaves\*
* Noah: dang
* Cabbage: So, what do we do?
* Aqua: dont listen to him [DR: milk is a rude bitch!]
* Milk: Dark, I wouldn't lie to you for a second, but Eve threw your name under the bus and wants you gone.
* Dark: Seriously???? Wow...
* Milk: trust me. please.
* Dark: Alright, I'll do Eve. [DR: I don't know WHAT to believe anymore. This is crazy!]
* Milk: Pary and Booty, if you want to make a big move, take out Solar RIGHT NOW.
* Booty: Okay..
* Pary: We'll think about it. Thanks.
* Milk: TDN, doesn't Blake bother you?
* TDN: Clearly. But isn't everyone else??
* Milk: so do the world a favor and nominate him
* Blake: thanks fo exposing yourself
* Ash: oh look. it's milk who's trying so hard to stay. boo-hoo!
* Milk: excuse me but I KNOW YOU WANT ME GONE.
* ~everyone watches~
* Solar: since when???
* Milk: I GOT TOLD YOU GUYS WANT ME GONE. ADMIT IT.
* Blake: fine. youre going this week and you can't do anything about it now be gone demon \*gives him the middle finger\* [DR: i dont even care because i know everyone hates me.]
* Dark: You guys are nothing but snakes...
* Eve: dark please
* Spirit: Sorry Milk. Fuck you four. Don't fuck with me...EVER. [DR: Eve fucked with me, now's she gonna get it.]
* Dark: No. I'm here to play Dark's game, not Ash/Solar/Eve/Blake's game.
* Solar: fuck you bitch. EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY MY GAME
* M
* Y
* GAME
* ~Meanwhile~
* Surfer: [DR: I heard screaming downstairs but Blake is just an annoying presence who needs to go.]
* Octoling: Hi RJ
* RJ: Fuck you Octoling. Get out u hoe
* Octoling: I want you gone too!
* RJ: BITCH YOU'RE THE ONE'S WHOS LEAVING
* Octoling: NO. [DR: I HATEEEEEEE RJ]
* RJ: [DR: Fuck Octoling.]
* Bulba: Ugh, Spirit needs to go amirite?
* ~Meanwhile~
* Berry: You have any idea?
* Derpy: Milk. I don't know. I heard screaming, but I think that's just Milk digging himself a bigger grave.
* Berry: Yea. So Milk? [DR: I'm going to assume it's Milk. I mean, I don't want to be worked up over any other possibilities.]
* Izzy: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Milk. Do everyone the favor by getting him out.
* ~New Scene~
* Fiz: guys let get out dark #blindside
* Cabbage: Okay. But why?
* Fiz: he irrelevant
* Noah: That's not a legitmate reason to target someone...
* Cabbage: ^
* Fiz: yes it is
* Noah: no it isn't
* Fiz: yes it is
* Noah: no it isn't
* Fiz: yes it is
* Noah: no it isn't
* Fiz: yes it is
* Noah: no it isn't
* Cabbage: OMG TUNA ENOUGH
* Fiz: yes it is
* Noah: i give up on u
* Fiz: so dark?
* Cabbage: Sure.
* Fiz: yaya \*leaves\* [DR: i think my plan worked.]
* Aqua: \*enters\* hi!!!
* Cabbage: Hello.
* Aqua: tbh lets get out TDN. He's just..not a good person to be around. Plus, we won't piss anyone off really.[DR: I don't like Milk but TDN would shake things up. plus he has like impact on anything l0l]
* Cabbage: Okay. IWe'll both think about it.
* Aqua: alright thanks!!!!!!!!!! \*leaves\*
* ~Simultaneously~
* Noah: What do we do?
* -
* Pary: What do we do?
* Cabbage: Let's do split. You do one, I do the other.
* Noah: \*nods\* You got it.
* ~Meanwhile~
* Booty: God, this is just nuts. What do we do??? QAQ
* Pary: Booty...are you willing to make a move?
* Booty: Honestly...let's do Solar. I'm not just gonna be some floppy fish and just sit there.
* Pary: If you're in, I'm in. Let's do it. [DR: So me and Booty are doing Solar. The others...yeah I'm unsure of.]
* ~3 hours later~
* **Sierra:**Welcome. You have all casted your votes. I will now reveal them.
* Blake: lol rip milk. hoping he gets 10 votes
* Solar: same
* Milk: fuck off
* **Sierra:**First vote.....Octoling... Ash... Eve... Milk... Dark... TDN... Blake... Solar... Spirit... RJ. 1 vote each.
* Ash: \*rolls eyes\*
* **Sierra:**Ash... Eve... Milk... Dark... TDN... Blake... Solar... 6 votes left.
* Solar: hurry
* **Sierra:**The last 6 votes are for...Milk.
* Blake: lol
* Aqua: L0L now LEAVE \*pushes Milk into an isolated room\* AND STAY THERE.
* Solar: me
* **Sierra:**Ash, Eve, Milk, Dark, TDN, Blake, and Solar will be nominated this week.

VOTES

Milk: Solar Derpy Izzy Eve Wendy Ash Berry Blake

Ash: Milk Epic

Eve: Spirit Dark

Dark: Noah Fiz

TDN: Aqua Cabbage

Blake: Surfer TDN

Solar: Pary Booty

Octoling: RJ

RJ: Octoling

Spirit: Bulba

* Blake: let's leave milk in there to suffer
* Solar: i agree
* Ash: Milk is LEAVING so let's all celebrate
* Eve: \*turns on music\*
* Berry: Wait who is this
* Eve: It's GRIMES
* Berry: Well I don't know her
* Derpy: Let's listen to MELANIE MARTINEZ
* Izzy: OMG.
* DERPY.
* YES.
* Fiz: let listen to cece fray
* Spirit: shut up we are listening to FARRAH ABRAHAM
* Aqua: i agree
* Spirit: yes. farrah would want us to do this
* Booty: Let's listen to some Vocaloid!
* Blake: what about HALSEY
* ~everyone fights over what song to play on the radio~
* Izzy: \*accidentally knocks the radio over\* Oh no!
* ~it smashes into the ground, breaking~
* Octoling: Great. Justttt great.
* Izzy: I didn't mean to! [DR: I feel bad :(]
* Wendy: NOOOOOOOOO
* Blake: izzy wtf
* Izzy: I...I... I'M SORRY \*leaves\*
* Cabbage: Well that was a diaster.
* Solar: i want results
* Milk: \*enters back into the room\*
* Blake: hey didn't miss you
* Solar: hush we're getting RESULTS
* **Sierra:**and you're RIGHT. Receiving 0% of the votes... Dark, Ash, and Eve SURVIVE!
* Dark: Yes!
* Ash: thank god
* Eve: <3 love
* **Sierra:**Receiving 13.64% of the votes... Solar, you are safe.
* Solar: bitches
* **Sierra:**Receiving 18.18% of the votes... TDN, you are safe.
* Blake: i MUST be safe
* Milk: \*crosses fingers\*
* **Sierra:**AND THE EVICTEE IS...
* Milk: \*nervous\*
* Blake: \*confident\*

...Blake.

* Blake: excuse me but MILK SHOULD NOT BE OUT AFTER ME. THIS IS A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY. I DESERVE TO HAVE A SAY IN THE END OF THE GAME.
* Solar: leave
* Blake: NO. I'M CALLING MY LAWYERS TO MAKE SURE MILK IS EVICTED. THIS IS RIGGED. R I G G E D
* Surfer: your bad attitude got the best of you
* Blake: NO. THE PUBLIC SHOULD LOVE ME. I DESERVE RECOGNITION TO WIN.
* **Sierra:**Security!
* Security: \*grabs Blake\*
* Blake: HELL NO \*punches the security and runs\*
* Security: BITCH \*runs after him\*
* Blake: \*keeps running around the house\*
* Bulba: Oh. My. GOD.
* Security: \*grabs Blake\*
* Blake: CAN THERE BE A JURY. I CAN BE AN ICONIC FIRST JUROR.
* Epic: There's no jury in CBB, idiot.
* Blake: well then GIVE THIS SHOW A JURY IF YOU WANT IT TO LIVE. I CAN FUCKING SUE THIS SHOW
* **Sierra:**FINE. Only because our show is on the line, we will have a jury consisting of the people who placed 23rd-7th.
* Izzy: 17 jurors???? omg omg omg [DR: OMG I MADE JURY IN A GAME THAT USUALLY NEVER HAS A JURY.]
* Solar: begone demon you got what you wanted \*kicks Blake out of the house\* \*dusts off hands\*

### Week 14

* Milk: [DR: I miraculously survived that eviction. I know everyone's out to get me. Maybe I should stop being the center of attention - but that's what I do best. I think this jury twist was for my benefit.]
* Aqua: stop hogging SCREENTIME MILKSHAKE \*throws him into an isolated room\* haha [DR: milk will be UTR1 irrelevant this week hahahahahah]
* Solar: i can finally breathe again
* Spirit: fuck that hoe
* RJ: Can't stand him
* Fiz: y evict him when he can beat him
* Noah: tbf fiz has a point.... for once
* Eve: \*talking to Ash\* Can't you believe Milk's still here?
* Ash: He should be gone by now. [DR: Last week was a disaster. I've been fighting ever since Jordan's eviction, so I'm not giving up now.]
* TDN: [DR: You know, I haven't played MUCH of a part in what's going on, but I'm SICK and TIRED of Aqua. I feel like he needs to go. The bitch has nominated me numerously. Time for him to FEEL THE PAIN.] Okay, guys, let's make a move and blindside AQUA
* Aqua: ... \*overhears\* [DR: I hear TDN throwing my name as a target and I'm just going.. what the hell? I feel like SJDS Kelley right now, and he's the Drew. So...hopefully he'll get what's coming to him.]
* Cabbage: \*whispering to Aqua\* Did you hear that?
* Aqua: Yes. TDN wanting me out is just... \*rolls eyes\*
* Derpy: guys guess what
* Solar: you're gay
* Derpy: no. i am... #TOOPOPULARFORWIKI
* Booty: Okay...
* Wendy: And by that you mean?
* Derpy: I am POPULAR.
* RJ: Everyone knows I'm the most popular.
* Octoling: If you mean the SHITTIEST PERSON HERE, then YES. I AGREE.
* Berry: [DR: The Final 22...gosh, this just feels almost unreal. I think I'm doing a good job avoiding being the target.]
* Dark: Guys my head is POUNDING so please stop fighting
* Surfer: I've had a heache ever since like two weeks ago.
* Bulba: Same.
* ~30 minutes later~
* Berry: Alright guys, let's make the People-Who-Have-No-Impact Alliance.
* Wendy: why me
* Bulba: and me?
* Surfer: A bad alliance is better than no alliance.
* Octoling: True, but I HAVE IMPACT.
* Epic: ^. It's just very little
* Dark: Yeah, why am I here again?
* Berry: Who cares we can still be an alliance
* ~Meanwhile~
* Pary: Booty, I think me and you can become the power couple of the game.
* Booty: Pary, I love that idea! [DR: Myself and Pary connect VERY well and I think we make it to the end together.]
* ~Meanwhile~
* Derpy: i will now create the #ANTIMILK alliance
* Cabbage: Cute name.
* Noah: aight [DR: I'm just agreeing with what Derpy has to say rn because if I say no I could be the next target and go next.]
* Solar: eve ash and i have anti-milk forever so
* Spirit: yeah even though he didn't dump my PIZZA \*glares at Ash and Eve\* he's still dead to me
* Ash: it was eve's idea
* Eve: bitch you dumped it
* Spirit: idc ur both guilty
* Fiz: but we can win against milk yall
* Derpy: yes but wouldn't it be MORE SATISFYING if we OUTLAST him?
* RJ: I want to outlast Octoling.
* Derpy: that turd can go LATER.
* ~In the Kitchen~
* Izzy: Hey TDN.
* TDN: Hi Izzy. Any thoughts of taking Aqua out?
* Izzy: ..uh..I'll need to think about that one. [DR: So...TDN comes out of nowhere and says he wants Aqua out. Aqua is like, MY BEST FRIEND. But can I beat him? I'll need to KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN.]
* **Sierra:**Gather around here, it's time for-
* Surfer: ANOTHER TWIST? IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY? ANOTHER FUCKING TWIST???
* Booty: Surfer, I get that you don't like twists, but you shouldn't overreact about it.
* **Sierra:**Yes. Another twist. There will be a double eviction this week.
* Derpy: g r o s s
* **Sierra:**Grag a rock everyone, and don't look at it.
* ~everyone grabs a rock, and keep it closed~
* **Sierra:**How this double eviction will work is the color of rock you have. The first cycle of people, who will have the red rock, will all face eviction together first. Then, the next cycle of people with a yellow rock, will all face eviction together after the people with the red rocks face eviction.
* (Side-Note: In random.org, the odd numbered people will have the red rock, and the even numbered people will have a yellow rock.)
* Cabbage: Alright. Sounds interesting.
* **Sierra:**Now reveal.
* Derpy: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Eve: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Dark: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Wendy: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Milk: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Berry: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Octoling: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Fiz: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Pary: \*reveals a red rock\*
* RJ: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Bulba: \*reveals a red rock\*
* Noah: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* Ash: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* Spirit: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* Cabbage: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* Solar: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* Surfer: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* Booty: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* TDN: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* Epic: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* Izzy: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* Aqua: \*reveals a yellow rock\*
* **Sierra:**Derpy, Eve, Dark, Wendy, Milk, Berry, Octoling, Fiz, Pary, RJ, and Bulba will all face eviction first. Noah, Ash, Spirit, Cabbage, Solar, Surfer, Booty, TDN, Epic, Izzy, and Aqua will all face eviction afterwards. Good luck to you all. \*leaves\*
* TDN: [DR: Oh well. We didn't have to nominate anyone, but I'll wait until next week.]
* Aqua: [DR: tdn NEEDS to go so hopefully the public is smart to realize he should NOT make it to the end.]
* Milk: \*comes out of the room\* hey hoes
* Solar: fuck you bitch you're going HOME
* Milk: AQUA. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
* Aqua: \*laughs ala Trish\*
* Milk: you do not deserve to laugh like that
* **Sierra:**Let's make this a quick week! Time for the results!
* Fiz: it been fun guys
* Pary: \*sweating\*
* **Sierra:**We'll bring in the first member of our jury, Blake.
* Blake: \*flips everyone off and takes a seat\*
* **Sierra:**Alright, here we go. Receiving 0% of the votes... Eve, Dark, Wendy, Berry, and Pary survive!
* Berry: :O
* Eve: thank god
* **Sierra:**Receiving 4.76% of the votes...RJ, Derpy, and Fiz survive.
* Fiz: omg
* RJ: hoes
* Derpy: hot
* **Sierra:**Receiving 9.52% of the votes...Bulba survives!
* Bulba: Yas
* Spirit: gross
* **Sierra:** We are now down to two. Octoling and Milk. Receiving 42.86% of the votes... the evictee and 2nd jury member is...

...Milk.

* Aqua: ding dong the witch is dead oops
* Solar: goodbye SCREENHOG
* Milk: ROBBED. I DEMAND A RETURN
* Blake: \*smiling\*
* Aqua: TIME FOR YOU TO GO BITCH \*kicks Milk out of the house\*
* **Sierra:**The double eviction isn't over yet! The other 11 will face eviction NOW.
* Fiz: \*links poll to TDIFFW\*
* Ash: wtf bitch
* Epic: I think it's me. It's been fun, guys.
* Noah: nah it's probs me
* **Sierra:**Receiving 0% of the votes... Cabbage, Solar, Ash, Booty, TDN, Spirit AND Izzy all survive!
* Cabbage: How cute
* Aqua: \*sweating\*
* Epic: \*sighs\*
* Surfer: ...
* Noah: o snap
* **Sierra:**Receiving 15.79% of the votes... Noah survives!
* Noah: o that's good
* **Sierra:**Receiving 21.05% of the votes... AQUA survives!
* Aqua: omg <3333
* **Sierra:**We are down to Epic and Surfer.
* Surfer: Public...please...
* **Sierra:**AND THE EVICTEE AND 3RD JURY MEMBER IS...

...Epic.

* Epic: Damn it. I knew it. Good luck everyone!
* Aqua: aw bye epic </3
* Izzy: Epic, you should be proud. 21st place out of 50 people. Isn't that an accomplishment?
* Epic: It is. I'm glad I'm a member of the jury too. Can't wait to talk to Milk. Bye!!! \*leaves\*
* Eve: And then there were 20...

### Week 15

* Solar: guys! its a MIRACLE. milk is gone
* Ash: LET'S CELEBRATE
* Eve: if only we had a radio to jam out to... \*glares at Izzy\*
* Izzy: It was an ACCIDENT. [DR: Hopefully the Anti-Milks aren't mad at me. I mean, I would be forced to work with the No Impacts, which...eugh..]
* ~a knock on the door~
* Spirit: OMG PIZZA. \*grabs it\*
* Aqua: omg hot
* Spirit: ps this pizza is mine. MY. PIZZA.
* Berry: Uh...you can't eat ALL of that pizza..
* Spirit: YES I CAN.
* Dark: Everyone grab a piece!!! \*runs over\*
* Spirit: \*bitchslaps Dark\* HELL NO. MY. PIZZA. \*runs away with the pizza\*
* Dark: GET THE PIZZA \*runs after Spirit\*
* Spirit: OH HELL NO. \*runs into the DR\*
* Dark: Ugh...
* Spirit: [DR: \*grabs a slice of pizza and eats it\* mmmm this tastes so good. all those bitches want a piece but they can't HAVE ONE AHHAHAHAHAHHA]
* Derpy: Big Brother...or Sierra, can we get some FOOD in our system?
* **Big Brother: Sierra:** no
* Derpy: why not
* **Big Brother: Sierra:** fine
* Derpy: \*opens door\* OMG BIG MACS. SORRY YALL BUT THIS IS MINE. \*runs off into the bathroom with them\*
* Booty: Ugh, seriously?
* Wendy: Can we get some food that ISN'T going to be run off by someone? [DR: Spirit took a box of pizza, and then Derpy runs off with a Big Mac. This is a huge opportunity to break apart the Antis.] Can I...talk the Antis for a sec?
* Surfer: \*winks at Wendy\* get the job done
* ~Anti Alliance without Derpy and Spirit, but including Wendy~
* Wendy: You guys saw how SELFISH Derpy and Spirit were today, right?
* Noah: Yeah...
* Wendy: Well, LET'S GET THEM OUT.
* Cabbage: Alright. But, we will have to think about it. [DR: Wendy wants Derpy and Spirit out. He's desperate. I know this. I'm not dumb.]
* Wendy: thanks for at least considering x \*leaves\*
* Cabbage: \*rolls eyes ala Ciera Eastin\*
* Aqua: right?
* Fiz: let take wendy out
* RJ: No. Octoling
* Aqua: I say we take out *TDN*.
* Noah: Smartest bet imo is pagonging the No Impacts.
* Cabbage: That...is actually smart!
* RJ: No Octoling
* Noah: Pagong the No Impacts
* Aqua: *TDN*.
* Fiz: Wendy
* RJ: Octoling
* Noah: Pagong the No Impacts
* Aqua: TDN
* Fiz: Wendy
* RJ: OCTOLING
* Noah: PAGONG THE NO IMPACTS
* Aqua: **TDN**
* Fiz: WENDY
* Cabbage: ENOUGH. We need to decide TOGETHER or else we'll fall apart. [DR: Hopefully, this alliance won't crumble apart soon.]
* Ash: I'm on board. With anyone, to be honost. [DR: As long as it ain't me, I'm going on board with every plan at this point.]
* Eve: \*shrugs\* I mean, as long as we come to an agreement on someone, I'm in.
* Solar: lets take out bulba
* Fiz: y take her out when we can take out wendy
* ~No Impacts~
* Wendy: I tried talking to them...they said they'll think about it.
* Surfer: we're probably screwed
* Berry: aw come on, guys! have some hope! [DR: I'm trying to be as positive as I can but I don't think it's working.]
* Octoling: no we're screwed
* Berry: guys :(
* Bulba: Cue the funeral music. rip
* Dark: I'm sorry, but we do NOT deserve to leave before people like Derpy and Spirit, who are just rude, selfish people.
* Bulba: Agreed. [DR: The No Impacts are screwed. We're in the minority, so...]
* ~In the Kitchen~
* Izzy: \*thinking\*
* TDN: What ya doing?
* Izzy: Thinking.
* TDN: About what?
* Izzy: The game. What to do. Other things like that.
* TDN: Ah. [DR: Hopefully Izzy agrees to get rid of Aqua. He's like, my only chance I have.]
* Izzy: [DR: I love KEEPING MY OPTIONS OPEN. I get all these great opportunities, and now I can finally make a move that WILL help me win this game.] \*opens door\* Hey.
* Fiz: hi izzy
* Izzy: Consider me as an OFFICIAL member of the ANTI ALLIANCE.
* Cabbage: Correct choice
* Aqua: ^ hi izzy!!!
* Izzy: omg hi aqua bae
* Aqua: ily
* Izzy: same <3 OMG TDN IS NUTS. HE WANTS YOU GONE. IT'S SO...STUPID. \*laughs\*
* Aqua: <3 and lol i knew it. The bitch hates my guts for some reason. [DR: I knew TDN was gunning for me. Not only did I here it MYSELF, but I heard it from Izzy. smh.]
* Eve: do you guys think TDN is the best option at this point?
* Ash: I'm totally okay with that.
* Solar: sure.
* Noah: aight but can we pagong the no impacts next?
* Fiz: no prolonging r gorss
* Cabbage: Prolonging
* Aqua: pro·long

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verb

gerund or present participle: prolonging

* Cabbage: Same
* Solar: fiz actually MEANT PROLONGING people
* Fiz: ^
* RJ: After TDN let do Octoling
* Fiz: or wendy
* Solar: or bulba
* Noah: OMG the boot order should NOT matter. The public decides that anyways.
* RJ: #GetOutOctoling [DR: Octoling's constant need to be relevant is MY THING so he needs to go. He's just basically a shitty cardboard cutout of me. Sometimes I feel like I'm the best person here.]
* ~Pary and Booty scene~
* Pary: I can't believe it, Booty. We're still here.
* Booty: I know right? [DR: Pary and I seem to be in the middle again. It's just crazy! I hope we make a decision that's best for us.]
* Pary: We just need to align with the right people, and we're solid.
* Booty: Yep. Both alliance both think we're on their side.
* Pary: Let's be sure to keep it that way.
* Booty: \*smiles\*
* **Sierra:**Housemates, gather around this week's twist.
* Surfer: \*rolls eyes so much they fall back into his head\* [DR: I am SICK OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING TWISTS. I HATE IT. HATE. IT.]
* **Sierra:**Everyone, grab a ball from the bag, but don't look at it.
* ~everyone grabs a ball~
* **Sierra:** If you have a green ball, you will decide the nominations this week, with a minimum of 3 and a maximum of 10. Now reveal
* Aqua: \*reveals the green ball\* YES YES YES [DR: omg omg omg FINAL 19 <333333]
* **Sierra:**Aqua, decide the nominees for the week.
* Bulba: \*sweating\*
* Berry: \*worried\*
* Noah: Remember...
* Aqua: I'm sorry, but I nominate Surfer, TDN, Bulba, Dark, Wendy, Octoling...and Berry. \*closes eyes\* [DR: Saying Berry's name was actually hard for me. But, my alliance would've been suspicious and I want them to completely trust me. I just hope Berry stays.]
* Berry: [DR: I'm not shocked. It's fine, actually. Facing another eviction is scary, though.]
* **Sierra:** \*nods\* Alright. Surfer, TDN, Bulba, Dark, Wendy, Octoling, and Berry have been nominated by Aqua this week. Good luck to you all. \*leaves\*
* TDN: \*glares at Aqua\* Oh, you're about to GET IT.
* Aqua: YOU WANT ME OUT. YOU'VE BEEN GUNNING FOR ME. I'M ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT MYSELF.
* TDN: .....nvkjfdl[ekjfnvhfjdkl;sxncbnklGAHHH \*leaves\*
* Cabbage: Flop
* Derpy: l0l
* Spirit: \*eats final piece of his pizza\* see ya nasty bitch
* Noah: Is that your...final piece?
* Spirit: yes
* Noah: How many pieces were there?
* Spirit: like..12.
* Noah: danngggg
* Spirit: shut up pizza is my LIFE [DR: I ate an entire box of pizza. I'm fucking stuffed but oh my god it was worth it.]
* RJ: Fatass
* Spirit: \*gives him the middle finger\* No one crosses between me and MY PIZZA.
* TDN: [DR: So Aqua found out....SHIT. But by who? That bitch..]
* Cabbage: OMG FINAL 19
* Aqua: ikr
* TDN: aqua can i talk to you
* Aqua: yeah sure
* TDN: \*alone\* okay who told you im gunning for you???
* Aqua: u
* TDN: wait how
* Aqua: you told me like 3 feet away.
* TDN: you could hear that???
* Aqua: yes [DR: l0l @TDN causing his own demise.]
* ~No Impacts~
* Berry: who here feels worried it's them?
* ~everyone raises their hand~
* Bulba: its probs me
* Dark: Nah it's me.
* Surfer: it's me
* Wendy: i don't think its me
* Berry: same
* Octoling: I'd laugh if one of you left then
* Wendy: no
* Octoling: Whatever. I'm gonna miss one of you guys...I don't think it's TDN.
* Wendy: yeah rip
* Berry: Our chances of surviving is small, but we can still do it!
* Wendy: don't get your hopes up too much [DR: the chances of the antis being split is like IMPOSSIBLE at this point. i hope they fracture on one another.]
* **Sierra:**We'll bring in the members of our jury, Blake....
* Milk...
* and Epic.
* Blake: \*flips everyone off and takes a seat\*
* Milk: \*holds up a sign saying "FUCK YOU BITCHES" and sits down\*
* Epic: \*smiles at everyone and sits down\*
* **Sierra:**Time to reveal who will be the next person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother: Wikia Users, and who will become the fourth member of the jury.
* Surfer: Good luck, guys.
* Berry: You too.
* Octoling: Thanks all.
* RJ: I hope Octoling goes.
* Octoling: SHUT UP BITCH
* Wendy: \*sweating\*
* Pary: Don't sweat it, Wendy.
* Booty: Wendy, you'll be just fine.
* **Sierra:**Receiving 0% of the votes...TDN, Dark, and Berry survive!
* Dark: Yes!!!
* Berry: phew
* TDN: YEAH BABY
* Bulba: \*nervous\*
* Surfer: \*shaking\*
* Wendy: \*gulps\*
* Octoling: \*confident\*
* **Sierra:** Receiving 15.38% of the votes... Bulba survives!
* Bulba: YAS KWEEN
* **Sierra:**Surfer, Wendy, Octoling. It's time to reveal who has just been evicted. THE NEXT EVICTEE AND 4TH JURY MEMBER IS...

...Surfer.

* Surfer: \*nods\* \*gets up and hugs his alliance\*
* Blake: \*smiles and claps\*
* Milk: \*nods\*
* Epic: \*just stares at Surfer\*
* Berry: Bye Surfer!
* Fiz: bye bitch get better opinions
* Surfer: Thanks. I will GUARENTEE you that I will not being voting for Fiz or RJ to win.
* **Sierra:**Actually..the jury will be deciding something ELSE.
* Surfer: what??? you guys can't even use a JURY right without a fucking twist??? smh.. bye!!!
* Pary: Bye Surfer! o/
* Surfer: o/ \*leaves\*

### Week 16

* **Sierra:**\*yelling\* HOUSEMATES. IT'S TIME FOR A TWIST!!!
* Booty: Sierra, it's 3 in the morning!
* Wendy: What are we possibly doing?
* Derpy: \*snoring, ignoring Sierra\*
* Cabbage: Derpy, get up.
* Derpy: NO. \*puts a pillow over his head\*
* Aqua: \*wakes up\* wtf [DR: its like 3 in the morning and sierra wakes us all up like I NEED MY SLEEP.]
* RJ: I'm ready
* Fiz: what r we even doing
* **Sierra:**Come.

**DUEL**

* **Sierra:**Welcome to the second duel of the season!
* Pary: Can we please go to sleep now?
* Bulba: I'm USED to this. [DR: You know, I've gotten up early multiple times, so 3 in the morning is NOTHING. I will slay this duel.]
* Berry: [DR: I'm so tired...I can't even feel my face... Hopefully I survive this duel.]
* TDN: what is up with the giant poles???
* Dark: \*looks up\* Whoa! [DR: So for this duel...I guess involves poles. They must've been like, 10 feet tall!]
* **Sierra:**You will all be participating in "Get a Grip". Each of you will hang onto a pole as long as you can. The first person to fall off their poll is evicted, and becomes the 5th member of the jury.
* Ash: \*gulps\*
* **Sierra:**Take your spots, and we'll get started.
* ~everyone get on their polls~
* **Sierra:**This duel is officially on.
* Solar: fiz you should do very well at this challenge
* Fiz: thanks
* Solar: \*winks\*
* RJ: Lol
* Noah: \*holding on\* I'm not moving.
* Dark: \*grabs on\* Me either.
* Berry: \*gets a grip on it\* Come on, No Impacts...
* Wendy: \*slides a little\* shit shit shit shit
* Pary: \*winks at Booty\*
* Booty: \*winks at Pary\*
* Spirit: \*holding on\*
* Derpy: \*slips\* Oh no!
* Eve: \*breathes heavily\*
* Dark: \*slips\*
* Bulba: \*slips as well\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh
* ~30 minutes later~
* **Sierra:**Dark, Bulba, and Derpy are on the bottom...
* Solar: of course derpy is on the bottom
* Derpy: screaming shut up solar
* Solar: no [DR: if derpy drops i would honestly celebrate.]
* RJ: \*holding on still\*
* Dark: \*slips, close to the bottom\*
* Derpy: \*slips\*
* Bulba: \*slips down\*
* Izzy: \*gasps\*
* TDN: \*looks down\*
* ~someone steps down~
* **Sierra:**\*looks\* It's over! The 5th jury member is...

...Bulba. You may all step down now.

* Bulba: Damn it.
* Berry: \*drops down\* Sorry, Bulba.
* Spirit: YES. \*drops down\*
* Derpy: \*drops down, very close to the ground\* Thank you God.
* ~everyone drops down~
* **Sierra:**Bulba, you are now out of this game. Time for you to go.
* Bulba: Goodbye, everyone! Win a million bucks! \*leaves\*
* Spirit: [DR: thank god that trash wannabe bandwagoning bitch is out for good. now to take care of the other bitches.]

**THE HOUSE**

* Berry: Final 18, guys! [DR: I'm trying to be positive. Is it working? I don't know. But, hopefully I avoid eviction again.]
* Dark: Yeah...! :/
* ~Pary and Booty scene~
* Pary: Booty, we need to make a decision now.
* Booty: I know, I know. The No Impacts seem to be going systematically, so I say it's smart to join the Antis.
* Pary: That was EXACTLY what I was thinking.
* Booty: Cool! [DR: Pary and I finally made a decision. We're with the Antis. RIP No Impacts.]
* Pary: \*knocks on door\*
* Cabbage: Come on!
* Booty: \*enters\* Hey!
* Pary: \*enters\* Hi guys! We decided to join you guys
* Aqua: good.
* Derpy: omg hi guys
* Pary: Have you guys decided what's going to happen next?
* Fiz: it either tdn dark Wendy octoling or beery
* RJ: Beery
* Fiz: \*Berry
* Izzy: Fiz..don't you want Wendy out?
* Fiz: yes
* Izzy: So..why?
* Fiz: bc WC
* Cabbage: Same
* RJ: Let's get out Octoling.
* Ash: Let's just do Berry. How about that? [DR: In case I want to, I want to keep WC alive. That could be a potiential alliance after this one collapses.]
* Eve: Yeah. Sure.
* Aqua: Okay, I guess. Berry it is.
* Ash: I'm gonna be right back. \*leaves\*
* Eve: Yeah same \*leaves\*
* Solar: same \*leaves\*
* Pary: Yeah it was nice talking to you guys... \*leaves\*
* Booty: Wait, up! \*leaves\*
* Aqua: \*rolls eyes\* Some shady shit going on.
* Noah: What?
* Aqua: Did you guys not fucking see that? [DR: Pary, Booty, Ash, Eve and Solar want to create a sub alliance within the Anti alliance. It would 8 vs. 5, so them creating an alliance with all WC is just...stupid.]
* Cabbage: I saw that.
* Noah: ye WC alliance right?
* Derpy: OMG I FUCKING KNEW IT
* Spirit: Same here. WC people are just shady
* RJ: Let's all stick together. The eight of us. Right to the very end.
* Fiz: areegd
* Izzy: Same.
* Aqua: Myself, Cabbage, Noah, Derpy, Fiz, RJ, Izzy, and Spirit. That's 8. They have 5. We can take them out after the No Impacts.
* Izzy: Yeah.. [DR: If I decide to flip on this majority alliance of 8, I'd be stupid to. It would be 7 vs. 6. But I want WC to live. I'd only need one other person to flip. And hopefully I can convince Cabb too.]
* Cabbage: This would be a Hot Final 8.
* RJ: Let get out Octoling first
* Noah: idc
* Cabbage: Who? @Octoling
* RJ: The wannabe ME who sucks at life
* ~Meanwhile, outside~
* Solar: ok they're probably thinking we're gonna form an alliance
* Ash: \*rolls eyes\* We can get Izzy. We need one more though.
* Izzy: \*exits Anti alliance room\* Hey.
* Eve: hi izzy
* Izzy: eve <3
* Ash: <3333 Hi Izzy
* Izzy: ash <33
* Ash: Ok so we're thinking of you joining us
* Solar: izzy do the right thing and JOIN US
* Pary: Um..what they said
* Booty: ^
* Izzy: Yes ofc I'm joining. Why align with TDBB when they all hate me?
* Solar: good. if you can convince cabbage too then we owe you
* Izzy: I was thinking the same thing! Perfect!
* Ash: [DR: It's the Final 18. Only 12 evictions left. My ideal final six is me, Eve, Solar, Pary, Booty, and Izzy. I pray Cabbage does the right thing and flips.]
* Izzy: Hey Cabb, can I talk to you for a sec?
* Cabbage: Sure. \*exits\*
* RJ: \*whispers to Cabbage\* dont listen to that hoe [DR: Izzy wants Cabbage to flip and it's so obvious and I want to make sure *I*succeed NOT WC.]
* Izzy: \*alone with Cabbage\* Alright, what are your thoughts of CHANGING THIS GAME and flipping to me???
* Cabbage: Wow...um...I'll need to think. [DR: I have two options: stick with the Antis OR flip to the WC alliance within the Antis. But I need to think...who can I BEAT? I don't know what the public thinks of WC or TDBB, so I just need to go with my gut on this one.]
* Izzy: It'd be GREAT for your image, and I totes think you will win!
* Cabbage: Alright. But, I must think.
* Izzy: Thanks for considering!!!
* Cabbage: \*walks back\*
* Aqua: ok what'd he say
* Derpy: duh. izzy wants CABBAGE to flip.
* Fiz: cab go wit ur best insect
* Cabbage: I mean, I need to think.. I can't think so quickly.
* Aqua: cabbage don't be pressured. you're just gonna be #7 for them.
* Cabbage: Yes, but there's 7 of us here. Someone will be #7
* Spirit: Cabbage is right. Someone WILL not make it to the finals.
* Derpy: Yeah...
* Cabbage: I just feel...so pressured right now.. What do I DO?
* Fiz: stick with us duh
* Cabbage: FIZ IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
* Aqua: jesus dont pressure him [DR: i don't like this pressure cabbage is getting from both alliances. i don't like it. at all.]
* RJ: Just make the best choice for you
* Noah: Uh yeah
* **Sierra:**Housemates time to reveal the twist for this week. You all have your noms set?
* TDN: Yes!
* Aqua: Yes
* RJ: Yes \*glares at Octoling\*
* Octoling: \*rolls eyes\*
* **Sierra:**Good, because EVERYONE IS NOMINATED THIS WEEK!
* Berry: \*gasps\*
* Dark: Oh no :(
* Aqua: o
* RJ: Fuck u Sierra Dawn Thomas
* ~the audience booes at RJ~
* RJ: SHUT UP
* **Sierra:**bitch @rj \*slaps him and leaves on her horse\*
* RJ: [DR: The host is a hoe.]
* Berry: [DR: Ugh. I now regret making that alliance of No Impacts. We're leaving one by one by one..and I'm SICK OF IT and I'm so tempted to ditch those guys.]
* Pary: Can we please get the eviction over with?
* **Sierra:**Sure idc. But first, let's bring in the members of our jury. Blake...
* Milk...
* Epic...
* Surfer...
* and Bulba, evicted by the duel.
* Blake: \*glares angrily at everyone\*
* Milk: \*gives middle to everyone\*
* Epic: \*smiles and sits down\*
* Surfer: \*sits down and glares at Aqua\*
* Bulba: \*sits downa and glares at Spirit\*
* Aqua: \*gives middle finger to Surfer\*
* Spirit: \*gives middle finger to Bulba\*
* **Sierra:** Alright, now.. THE EVICTEE AND 6TH JUROR IS...

...Octoling.

* Octoling: No!!!
* RJ: YES. BITCH GET OUT. \*kicks him out of the house\* AND STAY OUT.
* Cabbage: How cute @this Final 17
* Aqua: yes hot
* Berry: \*sighs\* [DR: At least it wasn't me.]

### Week 17

* ~it is 1:00 in the morning, everyone is sleeping~
* ~suddenly, the lights turn different colors: red, blue, yellow, red, green, then blue. this repeats over and over~
* Izzy: \*wakes up\* What the..?
* Aqua: ARE WE EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP [DR: some bitch ass hoe decided it would be great to wake us up AGAIN with flashing lights smh]
* Solar: what is this
* Cabbage: \*rubs eyes\* Huh?
* **Sierra:**GATHER AROUND IN THE LIVING ROOM EVERYONE.
* ~everyone comes to the living room~
* **Sierra:**Each of you have a color coded cube. Grab it, and it will be used for the third duel this season.
* Dark: \*yawns and picks up cube\* [DR: My fate rests in my own hands. I could easily be the one to go.]
* Berry: \*picks up cube\* [DR: Another duel? I couldn't be more nervous, because I have no idea what's going on.]
* Wendy: [DR: Myself, Dark, and Berry NEED to survive this. If another one of us go, then we're gonna be screwed.]
* **Sierra:**All of you saw flashing colors when you woke up. You will use those colors to help you survive tonight's duel.
* Spirit: hurry
* **Sierra:**Alright...what was the first color that appeared?
* RJ: Solar: Derpy: Aqua: Cabbage: Spirit: Noah: \*shows red\*
* Fiz: Izzy: Booty: TDN: \*shows yellow\*
* Eve: Pary: Wendy: Ash: \*shows blue\*
* Dark: Berry: \*shows green\*
* **Sierra:**The correct answer is...red. RJ, Solar, Derpy, Aqua, Cabbage, Spirit, and Noah survive and stay alive! We are down to Fiz, Izzy, Booty, TDN, Eve, Pary, Wendy, Ash, Dark, and Berry. Question 2: What color appeared after red?
* Pary: Izzy: Booty: TDN: \*shows yellow\*
* Eve: Fiz: Wendy: Ash: \*shows blue\*
* Dark: Berry: \*shows green\*
* **Sierra:**The correct answer is...blue. Eve, Fiz, Wendy, and Ash survive!
* Wendy: \*to Dark and Berry\* Good luck, guys.
* Berry: \*winks\*
* **Sierra:**Question 3: What color appeared next?
* Pary: Izzy: Booty: TDN: \*shows yellow\*
* Dark: Berry: \*shows green\*
* **Sierra:**The correct answer is...yellow. Pary, Izzy, Booty, and TDN survive!
* Dark: [DR: When it came down to me and Berry...I was like...SHIT.]
* Berry: \*sighs\*
* **Sierra:**Question 4: What color appeared next?
* Dark: \*shows green\*
* Berry: \*shows red\*
* **Sierra:**The correct answer is...

...red! Berry STAYS ALIVE.

* Berry: \*hugs Dark\* See ya, man.
* Dark: Awww man :( Good luck everyone! 17th place isn't bad... I'm glad I came out here. Take care everyone!
* Booty: Goodbye, Dark!
* **Sierra:**Dark, you become the 7th member of the jury.
* Dark: K. Bye guys! \*leaves\*
* **Sierra:**Congratulations, you have all made the Final 16. We've all got a little special something planned for you all.
* Pary: \*gasps\*
* **Sierra:**Let's bring out some love for Aqua... COME ON OUT PURPLE KELLY!
* Kelly Shinn: \*runs to Aqua\*
* Aqua: MOM \*hugs her\* [DR: Purple Kelly being here is SO surreal. I can't believe this rn <333]
* Kelly Shinn: \*sits down on the loved one bench\*
* **Sierra:**Let's bring out some love for Derpy... COME ON OUT REGINA GEORGE!
* Regina George: \*runs to Derpy\*
* Derpy: omg omg OMG \*hugs her\*
* Regina George: Shut up. \*sits down on the loved one bench\*
* Derpy: this is why i love you <3 [DR: Regina George <3333]
* **Sierra:** We got something for you, RJ. COME ON OUT DA'VONNE!
* Da'Vonne Rogers: \*runs to RJ\*
* RJ: OMG \*hugs her\*
* Da'Vonne Rogers: \*sits down on loved ones bench\*
* **Sierra:**Spirit, here comes your idol, Farrah. COME ON OUT FARRAH!
* Farrah Abraham: \*runs out to Spirit\*
* Spirit: OMG MY QUEEN \*hugs her\*
* Farrah Abraham: How have you managed to live with all these dipshits?
* Spirit: I don't know.
* Farrah Abraham: \*sits down\*
* **Sierra:**Solar, here comes Ciera Eastin!
* Solar: OMG. YES.
* Ciera Eastin: \*runs to Solar\*
* Solar: \*hugs Ciera\*
* Ciera Eastin: \*sits down\*
* **Sierra:**Fiz, here comes Amber Brkich!
* Fiz: omg
* Amber Brkich: \*runs out to Fiz\*
* Fiz: \*hugs Amber\* ily
* Amber Brkich: I had some Mountain Dew before I came here and oh my god it was SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD. \*sits\*
* **Sierra:**Izzy, here comes Angie Jakusz!
* Izzy: \*already in tears\*
* Angie Jakusz: \*runs to Izzy and hugs him\*
* Izzy: \*hugs Angie\* [DR: OMG I GOT TO MEET ANGIE JAKUSZ AND I'M...I'MMMMM \*screams\* IM SO HAPPY.]
* Angie Jakusz: \*sits down\*
* **Sierra:** Cabbage, here comes Brenda Lowe!
* Brenda Lowe: \*runs to Cabbage\*
* Cabbage: OMG MY QUEEN \*hugs her\*
* Brenda Lowe: \*sits down\*
* **Sierra:**Booty, here comes Leshawna!
* Leshawna: Yo, what's up girl? \*runs to Booty\*
* Booty: screams// \*hugs her\* [DR: Meeting Leshawna was just UNREAL I'm literally screaming right now <3]
* Leshawna: \*sits\*
* **Sierra:**TDN, here comes Naruto!
* TDN: WAIT SERIOUSLY
* Naturo: \*runs out to TDN\*
* TDN: \*hugs Naruto\* [DR: Is this real??? I mean, isn't Naruto just a cartoon character? Yet again, Leshawna came for Booty. I mean, am I DREAMING???]
* Naturo: \*sits\*
* **Sierra:**Eve, here comes Grimes!
* Grimes: \*runs to Eve\*
* Eve: OMG YOU ARE THE REASON I LIVE AND BREATHE EVERY SINGLE DAY \*hugs her\*
* Grimes: \*sits\*
* **Sierra:**Pary, here comes your new pet platypus!
* Pary: OMG
* Platypus: \*runs to Pary\*
* Pary: \*hugs it\* And this will be my new pet when I get home??? OMG <333 [DR: Everyone else got to meet their heroes, but I got to meet my new platypus, which is good enough for me. <3]
* **Sierra:**Wendy, here comes Peih-Gee Law!
* Peih-Gee Law: \*runs to Wendy\*
* Wendy: OMG GODDESS \*hugs her\*
* Peih-Gee Law: \*sits down\*
* **Sierra:**Noah, here comes Sir Topham Hatt!
* RJL Who the fuck
* Spirit: ^
* Aqua: ^
* Noah: shut up. but OMG
* Sir Topham Hatt: \*runs to Noah\*
* Noah: \*hugs him\*
* Sir Topham Hatt: \*sits down\*
* **Sierra:**Ash, here comes Ellie Goulding!
* Ash: OMG
* Ellie Goulding: \*runs to Ash\*
* Ash: \*hugs her\* [DR: Meeting Ellie Goulding...is something that will stick in my memories for as long as I can remember.]
* Ellie Goulding: \*sits\*
* **Sierra:**Berry, we wouldn't forget about you. Here comes Bridgette!
* Bridgette: \*runs to Berry\*
* Berry: \*gasps in excitement and hugs Bridgette\* [DR: Not only making the Final 16 is unreal...but meeting Bridgette is just.. INSANE.]
* **Sierra:**Alright, you're probably wondering why your loved ones or idols are here..  Well, the public will be voting who will receive immunity from nominations next week, along with spending time with their loved one.
* Aqua: VOTE FOR ME
* Solar: no ME
* RJ: Hell no vote for me
* Fiz: no me
* **Sierra:**Well, I have the results. The person who will receive immunity for the week along with time with their loved one is...

....Cabbage!

* Cabbage: OMG TUNA \*runs up and hugs Brenda\*
* **Sierra:**Sorry, but we'll have to say goodbye to the other loved ones.
* Bridgette: \*hugs Berry\* I believe in you, Berry.
* Berry: Thanks Bridgette :) [DR: Bridgette gave me some last minute motivation. I'm SO close, yet so far away.]
* ~the loved ones leave~
* **Sierra:**Alright, I will leave. Brenda and Cabbage, enjoy talking to one another for the day.
* Cabbage: \*screams\* [DR: BRENDA LOWE IS HERE. SIERRA DAWN THOMAS IS HERE. I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS RIGHT NOW THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE IN LIFE, WHICH IS COMING OUT HERE.]
* ~Brenda and Cabbage scene~
* Cabbage: Hello Brenda.
* Brenda: Hey!
* Cabbage: Since you are an experience at Reality TV, I'd like to do some strategizing with you.
* Brenda: Alright.
* Cabbage: Okay, so.. Berry, Wendy and TDN are pretty much deadlocked to go home next. Then, there's an alliance of Ash, Eve, Solar, Booty, Pary, and Izzy. Then, there's an alliance of Aqua, Noah, Derpy, Fiz, RJ, and Spirit. And I feel like at the end of the day, I'll be #7. What do I do?
* Brenda: My mistakes in Survivor were trusting the wrong people. Who is someone you believe will never go back on their word?
* Cabbage: Aqua.
* Brenda: Then, you should go with Aqua, Noah, Derpy, Fiz, RJ, and Spirit. If you're paranoid you're number seven, be the decision maker.
* Cabbage: I love you, Brenda! \*hugs her\*
* **Sierra:**Alright, the day's over. Say your goodbyes to Brenda.
* Cabbage: \*hugs Brenda\*
* Brenda: Alright, bye everyone!
* Aqua: bye!!!
* Pary: o/
* Booty: Bye!
* Brenda: \*leaves\*
* Cabbage: [DR: I think Brenda's advice was very useful. Hopefully, the alliance of seven I'll be joining, I will be there in the final six.]

### Week 18

* ~5 hours pass after Brenda leaves~
* Cabbage: \*sleeping\* [DR: I can't sleep. I'm just paranoid that I'll make the wrong decision. But, what is the right one?]
* Fiz: \*eating a bag of Lays chips\* [DR: i got hugry so i had some lays chips]
* Cabbage: Fiz I can hear you chewing you loud ass hoe
* Fiz: bitch idc
* Spirit: \*eating a piece of pizza\*
* RJ: Y is everyone here a fatass
* Derpy: im not a fatass!
* Solar: derpy you are you to
* Derpy: NO I'M NOTTTTTTTTT [DR: i feel harrassed and bullied by solar !]
* Solar: [DR: tdbb can DIE.]
* ~In the Morning~
* Spirit: \*eating donuts\* [DR: i can eat whenever and whatever the fuck i want and i dont give two shits on who cares.]
* Izzy: OMG
* OMG
* OMG
* OMG
* Fiz: spam
* Wendy: yes
* Izzy: OMG don't kick me. Anyways.
* I.
* Am.
* SCREAMING.
* Berry: Wait why?
* Izzy: I JUST FOUND THE NEW SURVIVOR HEROES VS. VILLAINS CAST LIST WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING. [DR: NAONKA AND RODNEY ARE SURVIVOR RETURNEES.]
* RJ: U dumb ass naive bitch
* Izzy: What!
* RJ: [DR: I created that cast to have some fun around here.] Yes it fake
* Izzy: RJ.
* WHY.
* Fiz: stop
* taking
* liek
* this
* Izzy: N
* E
* V
* E
* R
* Aqua: p u r p l e  k e l l y
* Derpy: ^
* Booty: ...I'm just gonna back away now.
* Noah: Let's talk about ANDREW SAVAG.OD :P
* Solar: no.
* let's talk about
* ciera
* mom
* Fiz: alecia is better
* RJ: ^
* Solar: CIERA IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.
* Fiz: but is ciera a mental gaint?
* Solar: BUT DID ALECIA VOTE OUT HER MOM? DID ALECIA MAKE BIG MOVES??? [DR: anyone who thinks alecia is better than ciera needs to get their opinions checked.]
* Aqua: purple kelly is better than those 2
* Berry: what about MORGAN
* Derpy: yes morgan HOT
* Fiz: tbh thank god sufer aint here to share his awful onpions
* RJ: ^
* Eve: what [DR: i dont watch survivor so this shit confuses me] solar what are they talking about
* Solar: a porno
* Eve: nice
* Solar: it involves
* grimes
* Eve: YES
* TDN: wILL YOU PEOEPLE QUIT WITH YOUR SURVIVOR SHIT AND THE GET THEFUCKONnuiTRD?????????????/
* Solar: tdn nutrd is dead
* TDN: NO IT'S NOT. WE CAN ROLEPLAY HERE.
* Solar: i quit
* TDN: Solar. Don't test me. :) [DR: I'm trying to get NuTRD organized but then... Solar happened -\_-]
* Solar: i will make sure nutrd crashes and BURNS
* TDN: Fuck you??
* Cabbage: Yikes. [DR: All of a sudden this become weird. How am I still here? I'm just a normal person. All these people are either weird or insane.]
* Pary: What's even going on?
* Booty: ^
* TDN: NUTRD IS GOING ON. THAT'S WHAT.
* Solar: tdn youre just making yourself a target
* Wendy: lol [DR: This gives myself and Berry to just shut up and let TDN ramble on about NuTRD.] \*whispers to Berry\* Just shut up and listen.
* Berry: \*whispers to Wendy\* I'm just letting TDN blow up.
* Ash: You guys can go talk about... NuTRD while me and Eve go talk about iconic female artists
* Eve: yes \*leaves into room\*
* Cabbage: You guys are messy.
* Solar: cabbage speaks the truth.
* we are not worthy.
* Fiz: cabbage can u work on the next ep of mexico
* Cabbage: No bitch Sunday's my free day.
* Fiz: fine. where edgic
* Cabbage: Tyler's doing that. But, he's not here.
* Fiz: fuck [DR: my ff is important read \*links it\*]
* RJ: I should continue Survivor: India.
* Izzy: RJ.
* DID DEMIKA MAKE IT FAR.
* RJ: No bitch she was next boot
* Izzy: Oh. ;(
* RJ: [DR: Messing with Izzy is fun.]
* ~A few hours later~
* Cabbage: [DR: Alright. I want to be up there in the final six. So, I recruited the best possible final six.]
* Aqua: sexy final six
* Berry: Yes.
* RJ: Alecia haters are not allowed here.
* Fiz: ^
* Derpy: ^
* Berry: Isn't this like everyone in that other alliance but Noah?
* Cabbage: Yes. Poor him.
* Berry: [DR: I'm in this final six alliance. I mean, I feel bad that Wendy isn't in. But this is a selfish game. Well, not when the public or some weird ass twist decides your fate.]
* Noah: \*playing with Thomas toys\*
* RJ: \*grabs one and breaks it\*
* Noah: HEY
* RJ: bitch no \*leaves\*
* Noah: [DR: cri that was my FAVORITE ONE TOO.]
* ~Meanwhile~
* Ash: I wish we still had our radio :/
* Eve: yeah but Izzy BROKE IT
* Ash: Eh, whatever. Hopefully we get a new one. [DR: ever since izzy broke the last radio ive been BEGGING to get a new one.]
* Eve: i want grimes in my ears
* Ash: and ellie goulding
* Eve: and charli xcx
* Ash: and melanie martinez. Man, I wish Jordan was here. :(
* Eve: his eviction still saddens me.
* Ash: Same.
* ~Pary and Booty scene~
* Pary: Soo... we're pretty set on making it to Final Six right?
* Booty: I think it will be Me, You, Solar, Ash, Eve, and Izzy or Wendy at the end.
* Pary: Agreed. [DR: Booty and I are in the majority alliance of six. We're gonna coast all the way to the top!]
* Booty: But aaaaaaaa I'm screaming/// I can't believe I am able to do something like this.
* Pary: Same here.
* **Sierra:**Time for the TWIST this week. The last four to say "PILLOWS" will be nominated for eviction this week. Plus, only half of you will survive, making it a double eviction. Cabbage, you have immunity, so you are safe.
* Cabbage: Cute.
* **Sierra:**And... GO.
* Aqua: PILLOWS
* RJ: PILLOWS
* Noah: PILLOWS
* Derpy: PILLOWS
* Fiz: PILLOWS
* Solar: PILLOWS
* Spirit: PILLOWS
* Izzy: PILLOWS
* Wendy: PILLOWS
* Berry: PILLOWS
* Ash: PILLOWS
* **Sierra:**With that: Eve, Pary, Booty and TDN are nominated. \*leaves\*
* TDN: wtf??? [DR: this blows. im probs going damnit.]
* Booty: screams/// [DR: What just happened I thought I was in the majority?]

## Eviction Order

**WEEK 1**

50. CD-TDA

49/48. JRO/Chwiis

47/46/45. FK/Rocky/Heo

44/43. Darules/Flurry

**WEEK 2**

42. NLG

**WEEK 3**

41. Nova

40. Gwopher

**WEEK 4**

39. X

**WEEK 5**

38. Mirnish

**WEEK 6**

37. Ryan

36. Jordan

**WEEK 7**

35. N3

34. Dianted

**WEEK 8**

33. Mika

**WEEK 9**

32. Happy

31. Maria

**WEEK 10**

30. CB

**WEEK 11**

29. HISH

28. Chase

27. Liam

26. Stryzzar

**WEEK 12**

25. II

24. Rasp

**WEEK 13**

23. Blake [1st Jury Member]

**WEEK 14**

22. Milk [2nd Jury Member]

21. Epic [3rd Jury Member]

**WEEK 15**

20. Surfer [4th Jury Member]

**WEEK 16**

19. Bulba [5th Jury Member]

18. Octoling [6th Jury Member]

**WEEK 17**

17. Dark [7th Jury Member]

## Nomination History

* WEEK 1: None
* WEEK 2: NLG, RJ, Derpy
* WEEK 3: Gwopher, Nova, Spirit, Derpy
* WEEK 4: Noah, RJ, X, N3, Dark, Milk, CB, Jordan, Mirnish, Stryzzar
* WEEK 5: Milk, Jordan, Mirnish, Rasp
* WEEK 6: Jordan, Maria, RJ, Liam
* WEEK 7: Everyone but Milk
* WEEK 8: RJ, Milk, Mika, Spirit, Bulba
* WEEK 9: Solar, Wendy, Happy, Maria, Berry, Epic, Derpy
* WEEK 10: Milk, Derpy, Rasp, Izzy, CB, RJ, ~~Fiz~~ (Surfer), Bulba, Spirit, Aqua
* WEEK 11: None
* WEEK 12: Cabbage, II, Booty, TDN, Eve, Pary, Octoling, Ash, Blake
* WEEK 13: Ash, Eve, Milk, Dark, TDN, Blake, Solar
* WEEK 14: Derpy, Eve, Dark, Wendy, Milk, Berry, Octoling, Fiz, Pary, RJ, Bulba | Noah, Ash, Spirit, Cabbage, Solar, Surfer, Booty, TDN, Epic, Izzy, Aqua
* WEEK 15: Surfer, TDN, Bulba, Dark, Wendy, Octoling, Berry
* WEEK 16: Everyone
* WEEK 17: None