Pilot/Transcript

(The episode begins early in the morning at a house)

Person #1: Do you know what we should do today?

Person #2: Well you seem bored...

Person #1: Of course I am! I'm tired of doing the same things over and over like some sort of routine. You know how much I hate routines.

Person #2: Hold up. I'm busy (stares at his phone)

Person #1: Of course YOU would be busy while I'm in one small room all day for the past months of my life!

Person #2: You want variety, eh? Well we should probably go somewhere then.

Person #1: (Annoyed) I know that!

(Later at a grocery store)

Person #1: I'm glad we went shopping!

Person #2: Agreed, we needed food, literally!

(Person #1 looks at a group of teens running around the block)

Person #1: (thinking) What are they doing?

Person #2: What are you looking at?

Person #1: Oh nothing (thinks about them)

Person #2: Let's go home then, but first I gotta go bathroom.

Person #1: You do that.

(Person #2 leaves. Person #1 immediately runs toward the teens. The teens run to a warehouse while Person #1 stealthily approaches.)

Teen #1: (hears footprints) What was that?

Teen #2: What do you mean?

Teen #1: Movement—from outside—

Teen #2: O I bet it's nothing...

(Person #1 stumbles toward them)

Teen #1: Who are you?

Person #1: Doesn't matter. What is this place?

Teen #1: First tell me why you're here.

Person #1: (lying) Look, I got lost and I found y'all here hangin' around here.

Teen #1: Y'all? So you saw all of us...our club?

Person #1: Club?

Teen #1: Yes. We are a Club known as the ESB Club. You stumbled upon SpongeBob fanatics here. I am known here as Squiddypop. There are many other people here too.

Person #1: Who are they?

Squiddypop: Of course Club members. (Hesitates) The only others here are...my best friend here, Tyler, and the current leader, CheeseCrocker.

Person #1: Cheese, eh? Well I assume I could hang, right?

Squiddypop: You? It's a big commitment you have to show. You have to be able to talk about Spongebob all day every day. That's the point of this club. Besides, aren't you a little young to be here?

Person #1: Doesn't matter though, does it?

Squiddypop: Actually it does. It's bec—

Person #1: (Interrupts) Never mention my age, and I'll be fine here.

Squiddypop: Uh, ok. So what's your nickname gonna be here. It's a part of the rules here.

Person #1: Hmmm... Persondude.

Squiddypop: Seems like a very generic name to me.

Persondude: So is Squiddypop in my arrogant opinion.

Squiddypop: Let's just keep this aside... Blend in, meet the crew, and you'll be on your way to being a great member here.

Persondude: Okay. (He leaves)￼

(Minutes later at the grocery store)

Person #2: Where were you?

Persondude: Finding my next objective to making this spring, and maybe summer, better than ever before!

(Three Months Later)

CheeseCrocker: Hopefully this Club will get a new member... Someone that doesn't need to do the same things over and over! (He prepares to leave)

Tyler: I'm sorry as well, Squiddy.

Squiddy: Where are you two going?

Tyler and Cheese: Quitting!

Squiddy: Can't leave me now! (They slam the door) Oh gosh, what's gonna happen now?

Mysterious Person: Don't worry!

Squiddy: Huh?

Mysterious Person: I'm here for you! This club is gonna change.

Squiddy: How do you know about this?

Mysterious Person: Don't worry about that. I'm Pen, and I'm here to change this club!

(The episode ends)