Ultraman Finger: New Generation Seven: The Movie: The Game: The Chronicle: The Series: Heroes' Odyssey & Knuckles Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

**Ultraman Finger: New Generation Seven: The Movie: The Game: The Chronicle: The Series: Heroes' Odyssey & Knuckles Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series** is the 420th entry in the Yet Another Fake Canon Series, airing from June 9, 1337 to NOBODY CARES. The episode summaries (fake canon y'all) are written by WhiteKnight02496, AKA KitsuneSoldier.

## Plot

In the Showa Universe, which I am about to horrifically sexually assault the very concepts of, it has literally been thousands of years since complete, absolute, total peace was brought to Earth without a single kaiju attack or alien invasion. EVER. However, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, the Black Doomed Ominous Unholy Profane Heretical Blasphemous Vile Foul Diabolical Gloomy Grim Dismal Shady Tenebrous Shadowy Stygian Void Abyssal Great Galaxy Blitzkrieg Science Darkness Lightning Blitzkrieg Plasma Cyber Aurora Centrifugal Gravity Super Thunder Space Object Darkcube appears from the depths of space, awakening countless monsters sleeping on Earth who humanity somehow never found and inviting a myriad of evil aliens who humanity should have reached peace with long ago to try and exploit its power, and this time, THEIR POWER IS MAXIMUM. Humanity did "research" to determine the cause of this, and after the world's greatest scientists literally just looked at the Darkcubes, they determined that they were empowering kaiju and attracting aliens. No shit, Sherlock. While humanity fights for truth, justice and the Japanese way, their efforts aren't enough despite them supposedly having developed technology beyond needing an Ultra protector LONG ago in this continuity, make up your fucking mind. SO, naturally, in humanity's darkest hour, a warrior of light arrives to pave over the darkness like an actual fucking steamroller of light (ROAD ROLLER DA!) His name? I hope you weren't expecting something cool... his name is... ULTRAMAN FINGER!

## Characters

### Ultras and Heroes

* Ultraman Finger: The protagonist Ultra Hero of the series, he is the descendant of Ultraseven from 77,777 years in the future, mentored by an elderly Ultraman Z, and described as having comically limitless potential. The true key to his power is the Dorado Virga, an ancient energy supposedly gained from Ultraseven's transformation into Seven X all those years ago. He slowly unlocks more of the power of the Dorado Virga by boosting his physical strength constantly through use of the Ultra Finger Glove, which allows him to gain increasingly overpowered fusion forms.. His character arc is predictable and boring and ends with an asspull.
	+ Classic Form: Finger's original form
	+ Maximum Form (Seven + Taro + Leo)
	+ Powered Maximum Form (Maximum Form + Joneus + Titas + Regulos)
	+ OH NO FORM (Powered Maximum Form + Belial + Darramb + Darrgon)
	+ Wimpy Emo Form (Cosmos + Grigio + Cosmos)
	+ Ultimo Dorado Virga Form
		- Normal
		- Ultimo Dorado Virga Supremo Leonardo Michelangelo Spaghetti Pizza Tortura Del Cazzo E Della Palla Form (Ultimo Dorado Virga Form + Geed Royal Megamaster + Taiga Photon-Earth + Glitter Trigger Eternity)
* Ultraman Regulos
	+ Normal
	+ Super Saiyan Blue Ultra Instinct (Leo + Astra + Inserta)
* Ultraman Leo Dark
* Astra Dark
* Ultrawoman Inserta

### YIFF (Young Invasion Fighting Force)

* **Mike Rotch:** The protagonist of the series and human host of Ultraman Finger, he is hypercompetent at everything even though everyone else in the series says he sucks, and we're expected to believe this Gary Stu fucker is the underdog. He has intense Nam trauma from losing his big sister, his only family, when she saved him and his pitbull puppy from a freak house fire caused by an earthquake. Outside of his membership in YIFF and dating his many love interests, he enjoys sunsets, long walks on the beach, and dabbing on the graves of conservatives.
* **Dixie Normous:** The designated female lead of the series, she is also the muscle of the team, owing to having slammed her head against 9,847,546,458,439 too many walls, leaving her practically an empty shell. Her complete lack of brain cells and suppressed sense of basic human logic makes her the perfect romantic interest for Mike because neither of them even needs to try to impress the other and can just get right to sucking each other's private parts. Mike knows he could do better than her, but she remains his main love interest in the series because she's a derpy cinnamon roll who he can't bring himself to hurt like that.
* **Hugh Jass:** A quiet but deadly marksman who is Mike's rival/possible secondary love interest. He possesses heightened knowledge of trick shots and 360noscopes that are so fire that he often gatsnipes monsters to death before Mike is even done with Finger's transformation sequence, making him sad. Oh yeah and did I mention he's completely mentally insane and his quiet appearance hides an internal desire to destroy the world? But it's all okay because he's secretly in love with Mike (and intends to murder his other love interests.)
* **Vice Captain Yuri Tarded:** The second-in-command of YIFF and possibly (emphasis on POSSIBLY) the only one with a brain, Yuri was chosen as vice captain for having the deepest voice of anyone who applied for the job. She relies solely on instinct in her job, to the point where when faced with a computer problem she will close her eyes and hit all the buttons randomly. She is also the designated pilot of the YIFF Giganaga, their three-headed battleship, but always crashes it, to the point where when she intentionally tried to crash it, it flew fine. Mike is into her just like every other female character in this series, but recognizes that due to her having at least a single brain cell she is out of his league.
* **Captain Joe Mama:** The captain of YIFF and the reason it's called YIFF, Joe is an actual fucking furry. Ever since his secret life was revealed to everyone 24 years ago, he has fully embraced it, and now 99% of the time is too busy glomping around in his pink tiger fursuit to actually run the team, basically relying entirely on Yuri. Yet somehow he remains the official captain because the Japanese government in this bastardized version of the so-called Showa universe is just that incompetent, or rather badly written. Mike secretly gets a huge boner every time he sees Captain Joe in his fursuit but keeps it a secret from everyone because it's both unprofessional and, more importantly, would completely destroy his love interests' respect for him (yes, even Hugh.)
* **MQM (Memeable Quote Machine):** A cute, marketable robot whose sole function is to periodically utter hilarious quotes by Heavy Weapons Guy, Michael J. Caboose, fandub Dr. Eggman, and various other meme legends. Seriously, that's all he does... SCREW IT, LET'S GO FOR THE FULL HOUSE, MIKE WANTS TO FUCK HIM TOO. FOR NO FUCKING REASON.

### Other Allies

* **Walt Bigtitz:** A mysterious figure who appears from nowhere to give Mike new gimmicks every time he "needs" them. He is implied to actually be the CEO of Bandai-Hasbro Industries (remember, it's the future,) Ultraman Hikari in human form, or even an alternate version of Yuzare, but this is never confirmed since he doesn't get enough screen time to understand him.

### Planet D60

* **Ryutora:** Human form of Ultraman Regulos, who has ended up on Finger's Earth by accident after an intense battle in space... or so he claims, in reality he tripped and fell into one of the Land of Light's multiversal portals while out jogging one day. At first, Ryutora is perfectly normal and reasonable and is confused and disgusted by everyone in this so-called Showaverse, especially when Inserta shows up and starts trying to suck his dick. But that all changes when he makes physical contact with an Ultra Finger Glove...
* **Yamato Nadeshiko Yume Hiko Misaki Hikari Kagami Yamiko Saiko Cocoa Nekoneko Kyuubi Shabadoobi touch to henshin Kenshin Genshin Tachibana Kawabata Marinada Ayaka T.W.E.R.K-athon missile, FIRE! Briar liar liar pants on fire Deshawn Leshawna Obama Momma Bomba zeeky boogy doog \*nuclear explosion\* Touma Gohma Shukaku Suzaku Kujaku Yusaku Ito Nito Santo Picanto Encanto Tarantino Peppino Spaghetti Pisghetti Marchetti perfect white skin wearing glass and smiling all the time Torrah Korra Adora WE’RE WARRIORS UNSTOPPABLE OooooooOOOOOOOOOOH Flora Fauna Shauna Yodonna Domma Momma Robotnik-Doom Loom Coom Kaboom \*vine boom\* Kabu Nessa Milo Smilodon Night Dawn Bennett Emmett Ingo Blingo Flamingo Pink Twink Sphincter Splinter Winter Noelle Kringle Jingle Bingle Scringle Scrimbly Bimbly Kimbly Heart Shart \*reverb fart\* Havarti Chedda piz-za moz-zarella! Piz-za mozzarella! Zepelli Hindenburg Dinkleberg Heisenberg Iceberg DEAD AHEAD Lusitania Transylvania Albania Megalovania so long child of man tell them hi from Sans Trans Vans Papans Gaster Aster Asper Grounder Scratcher Hatcher Thatcher Matachi Heihachi kamikaze watermelon DU-DU-RU-DU-DU-DU! wheeeeeeeee! \*splat\* Mishima Tsushima Kojima Komaeda HOPE HOPE HOPE Takeda Toshihiro NI-JU-SAN-SAIIII Takahashi KONGU EXPRESS Recess Equus Lalala Loo Loo Land Ultraman take me me by the hand kimi ga fan sa koko kara ga highlight da Mah rawr far Glipglorp Bijou Quantabvvious thug shaker Lavar tall trololololololol I like big butts and I cannot lie fly bububa bye sly cooper goofer doober uber super timothy donahoo YAHOO WAHOO HOOHOO I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you davis mavis Fumiavis Rhirael Morte shorty shawty’s like a melody in my head that I can’t keep go got me singing like nananananananana BATMAN batman batman skywalker Prime Zepellion Notus Ryusei Nexo Wing Garen Trunks Briefs in opposite-of brief I HARERUYA WIIIIIIIIN the 18th to the seventh power.:** Human form of Ultrawoman Inserta, who has traveled to Earth not by accident, but by fate, for she was told she would find true love there. Reality doesn't seem to work right whenever she is present.

### WHAT IS TEAM RWBY DOING HERE

* **Yang Xiao Long:** The deuteragonist of Finger's completely forced, unnecessary and badly researched RWBY crossover, Yang is that dumb blonde, in other words perfect for Mike, who immediately falls for him even though she's canonically in a gay relationship with Blake. Blame Inserta's warping of the universe for that. However, even after she travels with Finger (and maybe sucks his dick once) in his quest to get home, she immediately dumps him when she finds out some boy at her school can transform into Tyrant... who Finger blows up, prompting Yang to punch Mike so hard that he is freed from the isekai.
* **Ruby Rose:** Mediocre waifu, denied.
* **Weiss Schnee:** Mediocre waifu, denied.
* **Blake Belladonna:** Mediocre gay waifu, denied.

### Kaiju and Aliens

(Due to added stuff I want to give this series an actual plot so things won't go EXACTLY as they did episode to episode)

* Black Doomed Ominous Unholy Profane Heretical Blasphemous Vile Foul Diabolical Gloomy Grim Dismal Shady Tenebrous Shadowy Stygian Void Abyssal Great Galaxy Blitzkrieg Science Darkness Lightning Blitzkrieg Plasma Cyber Aurora Centrifugal Gravity Super Thunder Space Object: Darkcube
* Vacuumon (Episode 1)
	+ Normal
	+ Cube Vacuumon
* Goldon (Episode 2)
* Silvergon (Episode 3)
	+ Normal
	+ Cube Silvergon
* Gomora (Episode 4)
* Alien Nuaza (Episode 4)
* Alien Magma (Episode 5)
* Guesra
	+ King
	+ Baby
* Yanakargi
* Alien Bat
* Eraga
	+ Normal
	+ Powered
	+ Cube Eraga
* Lafreshion
* Zegan
* Gomess
	+ Normal
	+ Cube Gomess
* Gurenki
* Gregore Man
	+ Normal
	+ Imitation Finger
	+ Cube Finger
* Kyrieloid
* Doragory
	+ Normal
	+ Cube Doragory

## Episodes

1. **Super Ultra Day of the Finger Encounter**
2. TBA

## Trivia

* I made this based on jokes that also led to the creation of Sigmageddon.