Love Different (GAM096)

When learning about another race becomes a hilarious adventure!

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Love Different*** is the story of….

> Lindsay Walker, a Caucasian woman who grew up in a small, all-Caucasian town, gets a job at an African-American consulting firm and experiences a complete culture shock. Neque Campbell, an African-American co-worker, Neque Campbell, is assigned the task of acquainting Lindsay with the African-American culture. Through their hilarious and eye-opening journey together they both come to understand more than they expected.
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That's the synopsis from IMDb *and* the film's website.

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because no matter how sure we are we found the worst one, we're always wrong.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *Birth of a Nation*, but it wasn't made by African Americans, you will *love* this mo—nope! Nope nope nope nope nope, nope nope nope, nope, nope nope nope.

### **Best Worst**

* Heat: …I'm actually going to remind everyone about our rollover plan on our *one* that's still going? That still applies, and we saved some up since the last time. [Maybe donate some money to the NAACP.]
* Eli: …child abuse advice. [You have *got* to hit your kid.]
* El: ...internalized racism. [This was *not* made by David A.R. White..]
* Noah: …untouched comic dominos. [All set-up, no punchline.]

### **Notes**

* The film was originally named *Polar*, with the [tagline] "Opposites don't always attract", as seen in this *Facebook* photo. Filmed from 3 July 2015 to 16 July 2015 (14 days), it premiered on 18 March 2016 at the Bridgeway Community Church in Columbia, MD.

### **Jokes**

* [Heath: So what is she saying? Like, he needs to call his wife like, "Not my number one.;instead, my infinite set of positive real numbers. Baby you are *all* X such that X is greater than zero, as a set." What? What the fuck does this mean?] [Noah: My wife would love it if I said that. ] [Heath: You are *uncountably* infinite in your scope.] [Eli: The inside of Lucinda's wedding ring.]

### **Interstitials**

* Reporting This Week's Movie to the Police (8:09)
* Yelling About an EBT Card (1:07:31)
* Outtakes (1:45:12) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Bad Sportsing/Sportsing
* Boss in a Bit Part
* Crazy Billionaire Money
* Kitchen Table
* Looks Like…
* Name That Movie!
* RACISM!
* SEXISM!
* Veiled Reference to the Disease of Homosexuality
* Who's That Girl?

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: My white culture workshop for black people is not going well.
* Noah: Since watching this movie, Eli has been forcibly ejected from at least *six* farmers' markets.
* Eli: We are *not* ending the show on episode one-hundred. That is a *funny joke* I tell for your amusement—stop messaging us and/or us. We will continue to do the show. The show will continue. It is humor. Also, I am *not* dying. My estimate for health insurance and life insurance was *higher than expected*, because I am a little on the *chubby side*. My depression is relatively well controlled. My thirtieth birthday will pass, and I will remain on this plane. Heath's girlfriend is of age.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Trailer on YouTube
* Film on Tubi
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

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