Zerokius Tapes

## Tape #1

**Atashi: Sir, are you sure this is going to work? That bloody cannon hasn't even been tested let alone safe.**

**Zerokius:** **Nonsense Atashi. I am positive this will work. My plans are mostly flawless. Besides my plans for obtaining happiness.**

**Atashi: Okay then Zerokius... I trust your judgement. By all means, do what you think is right.**

**Zerokius:** **Very well then. Unfortunately I appear to lack a power source for this machine. I need a very specific jewel that is rarer than the already elusive @@ crystals.**

**Tekari: Well, if I may throw my two cents in the ring. I believe I know exactly what you're looking for.**

**Zerokius:** **What are you waiting for!?! Please, do tell.**

**Tekari: It's a gem called the Amfircure. A gem so valuable and last a long time while maintaining a high power supply.**

**Zerokius:** **That could potentially work. I like your thinking Tekari. You can get a promotion next week.**

**Tekari: No problem sleazebag!**

**Zerokius:** **Forget what I said Tekari... Forget what I said...**

**Atashi: Anyways. Since we got our sights on this 'Amfircure' now. I think we should go find a reliable mineshaft for this ge-.**

**???: What the hell is going on here?**

## Tape #2:

**Atashi: I'm sorry but umm... WHO THE LIVING HELL ARE YOU TWO!?!**

**Zerokius:** **Sorry I forgot to mention them before... Those two are Smiley and Lassie...**

**Lassie: Hiya!** *She smiled as she wove to Zerokius.*

**Smiley: Seriously though Zero, what is going on here? Cause if there's some chaos to be had, I'm in!**

**Zerokius:** **Alright fine... You two can tag along...**

**Tekari: You're not seriously entertaining this idea, are you?**

**Atashi: Out of curiosity, are you two d-**

**Smiley and Zerokius: HELL NO!!!**

**Atashi: Okay note to self. Don't assume the obvious.**

**Zerokius:** **As I was about to say... Me, Atashi, and Tekari were just about to go to a computer that contained this 'Amfircure' gemstone which might power my project.**

**Smiley: Cool! I can't wait to get into some hijinks with your buds.**

**Tekari: Don't call me bud.**

**Zerokius:** **I HAD a plan to get to this Amfircure mineshaft. But since Smiley and Lassie threw a wrench in them, I'll have to improvise.**

**Lassie: Oh. Sorry about that Zero.**

**Zerokius:** *Sigh* **It's fine Lassie. Just try to announce you and Smiley a day in advance.**

**Lassie: Noted! :)**

**-One mind numbingly complicated plan later.-**

**Zerokius:** **If anyone has any objections. You may say so now.**

**Atashi: No, everything seems flawless as per usual.**

**Smiley: Okay I think we're good to go, I'll see you on the airship-**

**Tekari: Hold on a minute. How the hell did you know where this was? This base is the most remote place on the dataverse with tons of VPNs.**

**Smiley: Don't ask.**

**Zerokius:** **Enough, everyone. Lets just go and try to find that mineshaft.**

## Tape #3:

**Zerokius:** **It appears we have found the mineshaft.**

**Tekari: Yeah. But there's a lot of guards though...**

**Smiley: Okay how the hell are we supposed to do this?**

**Atashi: For once I agree with her. We need a plan.**

**Zerokius:** **I'll call Corpalla then.**

**Lassie: Nah don't worry. I got this!**

**Zerokius:** **HA! What can a little puppy dog do against these two guar-**

**Lassie:** *She fired off a laser*

**Zerokius:** **Holy mother of user what was that...**

**Lassie: Bork.**

**Smiley: Good girl Lassie! Want a treat.**

**Lassie: I WILL ENJOY THE TASTE OF BLOOD!!! :)**

**Atashi: Note to self: DON'T MESS WITH THE DOGGO!**

**Zerokius:** **Enough! We have a mission to do. So who's mining and who's watching?**

**-It was decided. Smiley, Lassie, and Atashi would mine while Zero and Tekari defend the hole.-**

**Smiley and Lassie: Good luck out there!!!**

**Atashi: I am going to die!**

**Tekari: Okay it's just you and I Zero...**

**Zerokius:** **It appears so Tekari... It appears so...**