The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 1

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## Transcript

(*After the opening credits, the screen shows a title that says "6 years later" before the camera cuts to Amy, who is now 14 years old. She is getting ready for a Turf War match. She grabs her Ink gun, and heads outside. The scene changes to the Inkopolis Plaza, where Izzy and Katie are hanging out. Amy shows up)*

**Amy:** Hey, girls!

**Izzy & Katie:** Hey, Amy!

(*The three girls hug each other*)

**Katie:** Ready for Turf War?

**Amy:** You know it!

**Katie:** That's good.

(*Amy looks at her Squid-phone and realizes that it's time for her to head to the arena*)

**Amy:** I have to head to the arena. I'll see you girls later!

**Katie:** Alright, we'll be watching you on television!

(*The scene switches to the Ancho-V Games arena, where Turf War is about to start. The scene switches to the Squid Sisters*)

**Callie & Marie:** Hey Y'all!

**Callie:** Welcome to this month's Turf War!

**Marie:** Tonight, we have Team Orange VS Team Blue!... (*Under her breath*) Ugh, how original... (*Normal voice*) Who do you think would win, Callie?

**Callie:** I think Team Blue is gonna win.

**Marie:** No, no! **Team Orange** is gonna win.

**Callie:** Okay, Marie. Let's bet!

(*The scene changes to Amy and her teammates*)

(Note: **Orange Inkling #1** is voiced by **Tara Strong**, **Orange Inkling #2** is voiced by **Bill Hader**, **Orange Inkling #3** is voiced by **Scott Menville**, **Blue Inkling #1** is voiced by **Maurice LaMarche**, **Blue Inkling #2** is voiced by **Beck Bennett** and **Blue Inkling #3** is voiced by **Brian Froud**)

**Amy:** Okay, fellas. Remember what we trained for!

**Orange Inkling #2:** You heard her, let's try our best!

**Orange Inkling #3:** Yeah!

**Amy:** Yeah, this is Turf War! (*The camera zooms into her face*) What can go wrong?

(*The scene changes to Amy and her team going against the Team Blue, the Team Orange are losing, very badly*)

**Amy:** I was wrong! I was so wrong! Everything goes wrong in Turf War!

**Orange Inkling #2:** Well, don't just panic! Go, go, go!

(*Amy runs faster than she was before. She sees that Team Blue hasn't splattered the whole arena yet*)

**Amy:** Aha!

(*Amy changes into her squid form and speeds up to the spot that the Blue team didn't splatter. She bumps into a Blue Inkling boy named Zach*)

**Amy & Zach:** OW!...

(*Zach and Amy make eye contact with each other, and blush as their eyes begin to widen*)

**Amy:** (*Furiously, but also confused*) **HEY!** WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

**Zach:** (*Blushing*) Sorry!

(*The crowd laughs at Zach and Amy's little incident*)

**Amy:** (*Pushes Zach off herself, blushing*) Get off me!

**Zach:** (*Still blushing*) UH! EGH!-

(*The camera cuts to the Jellyfish Pizza Prince Pizzeria, where Izzy and Katie are watching the event, while eating a large pizza*)

**Katie:** (*Mouth full of Cheese Pizza*) Oh, Amy...

**Izzy:** She's gonna lose...

(*The camera cuts back to Callie and Marie*)

**Callie:** This is so exciting! Both teams are fighting for the medal!

**Marie:** (*Glares at Callie*) **What medal do we have?** (*Clears throat*) 15 seconds. Orange might do it if they can pull themselves together...

(*The camera cuts to Amy*)

**Amy:** We're doing it! Everyone, to me!

(*Amy's teammates come together*)

**Amy:** Okay, now we just-

(*Amy, and everyone else at the same time, gets splattered*)

**Blue Inkling #3:** You thought you can get away from us?! **BLUE TEAM! SCRAM!**

**Callie:** Ouch! What a terrible explosion! Amy and her **whole team** got blasted within the last few seconds! The countdown starts now! 10!

**Marie:** 9!

(*The camera begins to pan across the crowd, showing shots of the characters as everyone counts down*)

**Jasper:** 8!

**Henry:** 7!

**Judd:** 6!

**Li'l Judd:** 5!

(*The camera cuts to the pizzeria)*

**Crusty Sean:** 4!

**Sheldon:** 3!

**Izzy:** 2...

**Katie:** 1...

(*An airhorn sound is heard and the Inklings stop fighting*)

**Callie:** ANNNNDDDDD **TIME IS UP, FOLKS!**

**Marie:** All participants must make their way to the changing rooms. This game really blew our socks off! Yeah!

(*Someone's stomach can be heard by the whole arena. It is Callie's belly, which has her microphone pressed up against it*)

**Marie:** Callie! Your stomach!

**Callie:** (*Blushes*) Whoops! (*Moves the microphone away*) Sorry...

(*The camera cuts to Amy's group*)

**Orange Inkling #2:** Well, you can't win **every** medal in the world.

**Orange Inkling #3:** Yeah, you're right. Hey, Amy. What happened between you and that boy?

**Amy:** It was an accident! He just ran into me without looking! But, if you two had been where you were supposed to be, we might have had a chance!

**Orange Inkling #3:** That boy came out of nowhere! What was I supposed to do?!

**Amy:** Uh, **not get hit**, maybe? You could see him coming from a mile away!

**Orange Inkling #2:** (*Taunting*) Of course **you** could, Amy...

**Amy:** What's **that** supposed to mean?!

**Orange Inkling #3:** You were crushing on him, **big time**, girl. We saw your cheeks go orange when he was on top of you!

**Amy:** (*Irritated*) **SHUT UP!** You're just trying to change the subject from the fact that **YOU** screwed this whole thing up!

(*The camera cuts to Judd*)

**Judd:** Ladies and gentlemen, Squids, and whatever the heck is out there! The results are in! Li'l Judd and I have studied the arena, and we have decided on a winner!

(*The* c*rowd goes silent*)

**Li'l Judd:** The winner is... With 83.2% of the arena covered in **their** ink...

(*Suspenseful silence*)

**Judd:** The honor of receiving a prize check of ten grand goes to...

(*Another suspenseful silence*)

**Li'l Judd:** And the best Turf War record of the year so far goes to...

**Inkling #1:** Tell us who won!

(*The Inkling boy throws a pie at Judd*)

**Judd:** Security!

**Inkling #2:** (*Clapping*) Woohoo! Go security! Yeah! You guys won!

**Judd:** Get him out too!

(*Judd clears his throat*)

**Judd:** Right. And the winner is...

(*Suspenseful silence*)

**Judd & Li'l Judd:** **TEAM BLUE!!!**

(*The* c*rowd cheers*)

**Callie:** (*To Marie*) I knew it! I told you so!

**Marie:** Oh, for squid's sake...

**Callie:** Now for that "Pay-up" you've promised?

**Marie:** (*Reaches for the coin that was in her pocket, she gives the coin to Callie, who laughs*) Here you go... (*Under her breath*) Piggy...

**Callie:** (*Annoyed*) What was that?...

(*The camera cuts back to Amy*)

**Amy:** (*Furiously*) Oh, son of a Ink Gun! This is just perfect! Of course! This is all **YOUR** fault, you know! If only you guys didn't ditch me when I was cornered!

**Orange Inkling #2:** Chill out! It doesn't matter now!

**Amy:** (*Angrily*) Do you have any idea about how much this game meant to me? This was going to be my big break, and you three ruined it!

**Orange Inkling #3:** Okay, okay. Let's not overreact...

**Amy:** (*Angrily*) **OVERREACT?!** I'm not overreacting! All of Inkopolis was watching that match! Everyone's gonna make fun of me!

(*The camera pans to Mr. Tentacles, who is interviewing the members of Team Blue*)

**Mr. Tentacles:** So, sir, uh... Your name please.

**Zach:** Zach.

**Mr. Tentacles:** "Zach", thank you. Since you and your team had won in this month's Turf War, beat the Oranges, and won the prize money. What are you gonna do next?

**Zach:** Waste my life.

**Mr. Tentacles:** Everyone, give it up for Zach, the Captain of Team Blue!

(*The camera goes to the pizzeria, where Izzy and Katie have finished eating their pizza*)

**Izzy:** Do you think Amy will take losing very well?

**Katie:** No. It's **Amy** we're talking about. She always wants to win everything. Life's a competition for her.

**Jelly:** Is that your friend?

**Katie:** Yeah, she doesn't take losing very well. She's gonna be grumpy all weekend.

**Jelly:** I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

(*The camera goes back to Amy's group, in the changing rooms. Amy is on the edge of anger*)

**Amy:** Every time that I get a shot at something, somebody messes it up! (*Raises her fist*)

**Orange Inkling #3:** Calm down! What are you, five years old or something? We lost. That's bad luck. We'll have to do better next time. If Sophie was here-

**Amy:** **LEAVE SOPHIE OUT OF THIS!!!**

(*Amy throws a punch towards Orange Inkling #3, but she misses. Orange Inklings #1 and #2 go to Amy, and try to hold her back*)

**Orange Inkling #2:** Whoa, whoa, whoa! Break it up! There's no point in getting angry over it! You're just making a bigger fool of yourself!

**Amy:** Oh, so that's what I am now, huh?! **A fool?!** (*Breaks free from her allies' grip*)

**Orange Inkling #1:** Chill out, girl! What're you doing now?!

**Amy:** What am I doing now?! I'm gonna go out there to show them what I think about their stupid "Turf War"! Does that concern you?!

(*Amy leaves the changing room and goes out into the crowd*)

**Orange Inkling #2:** Amy, stop!

**Orange Inkling #3:** Eh, just let her be. She needs to let off some steam.

**Orange Inkling #1:** She acts like a total child. I don't want her on my team ever again.

(*The camera follows Amy as she pushes through the crowd, making her way towards Callie and Marie, who are talking to Mr. Tentacles, during a live TV interview*)

**Callie:** There were some incredible moments in that game. We can replay the footage, and see when Zach managed to ambush the Oranges in the final 20 seconds. That must've really annoyed them!

**Mr. Tentacles:** Certainly, Callie. And Marie, what were your thoughts on the game?

**Marie:** That was the best game I've watched in a while, Tentacles. As Callie said, some of those moments were unmissable and-

(*Amy pushes Mr. Tentacles out of the way, interrupting Marie's speech*)

**Mr. Tentacles:** **OH!**...

**Amy:** (*Enraged*) Alright, listen up. It might have looked like we lost back there, but I did all of the work! I was left to do **everything** while my teammates messed around, doing absolutely nothing to help me! **NOTHING AT ALL!** And this is a pure result for me to **despise** those **idiots** on **MY** team! They said that they "Supported me", but they didn't! And so as those people like **you** watching this! **I NEVER WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THOSE IDIOTS EVER AGAIN!**

**Mr. Tentacles:** Whoa, stop right there, kid. What are you doing?! **This is a live broadcast!**

**Amy:** **Do I look like I care?!** This whole thing doesn't even matter, anyway. **It's rigged!** (*Inhales*) **I tell you!** (*Inhales*) **It's completely unfair!** **IT'S RIGGED. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS SAY! RAAAUGH!!!**

(Amy *stomps her foot and yells, along with making a gigantic fool of herself*)

**Mr. Tentacles:** (*Calling out*) Can we get security?!

**Security:** (*In the background*) No!

(*The camera cuts back to Amy*)

**Amy:** None of this fair! This is my desperate dream!

**Mr. Tentacles:** Dude, stop the cameras! Now! (*To Amy, glaring her*) **Do you realize what you've done, kid?!** Ruining our show?! I hope you're sorry!

(*Amy freezes, realizing the fool she has made of herself*)

**Marie:** Yeah, nice job, kid. Now all of Inkopolis knows how much of a **BRAT** you are!

**Callie:** You would of never joined this Turf War with that attitude in the first place!

**Amy:** (*Shouting angrily, running away*) **Well, good!** Because I now care less about this whole stupid competition anyway! This should be illegal! Serves it right. And I never want to see any one of your ugly faces again! Who cares to be needed on the Turf? **And who needs you?!**

(*The crowd gasps. The camera pans to Alex and Clauds, who are the two popular Splatoon YouTubers known as "Alex Spider" and "LizzieTheRatcicle15"*)

**Alex:** Well, that's just rude!

**Clauds:** You said it, Alex.

**Alex:** Let's get out of here.

**Clauds:** Yeah.

(*Alex and Clauds leave. The camera cuts back to Callie and Marie*)

**Callie:** (*About Amy, to Mr. Tentacles*) Wow. It's unbelievable how far that kid is really going through with a behavior like that. So, anyway... Shall we resume where we left off before?

**Mr. Tentacles:** Uh, right. Roll the cameras! Ahem. Apologies for the interruption, folks, but one of the competitors was having one of their "Moments"... It was definitely not a good one... Whew! I don't think I want to see that girl again either!... Little orange sushi-eating twa- Wait, it's still rolling?! Turn it off right-

(*The camera cuts on Mr. Tentacles. The scene changes to the Pizzeria*)

**Katie:** (*Holding her head in her hands, embarrassed*) Oh, for Kraken's sake...

**Izzy:** What is wrong with her?...

(*Crusty Sean, Sheldon and Jelly look up at the TV screen*)

**Crusty Sean:** That's not the Amy I know! What's going on with her, Kate?

**Katie:** She's been acting very odd lately... I don't know what's gotten into her...

**Crusty Sean:** Here. (*Serves Izzy and Katie a "Crusty Seanwich" each*) Try some of my newest food items!

(*Izzy and Katie try the food*)

**Izzy:** This is really good!

**Katie:** How much is this?

**Crusty Sean:** Don't worry about it. It's on the house!

**Katie:** You're too kind, Sean.

**Crusty Sean:** I recently opened up a food truck, because my shoe shop went out of business.

**Izzy:** Why?

**Crusty Sean:** Back when I first opened the shop, it was just Inklings roaming Inkopolis, but these days, it's not just Inklings that roam Inkopolis. I didn't have enough shoes for every species in Inkopolis, so I didn't make enough sales, and I couldn't pay the bills... Now I'm going to sell something that every species in Inkopolis can enjoy! **Food!**

**Katie:** Well, this food is really good! You'll definitely have luck with selling these!

**Crusty Sean:** Thanks, Kate.

(*The camera follows Amy as she runs through Inkopolis, only to suddenly bump into Alex and Clauds)*

**Alex:** Hey!

**Amy:** Sorry...

(*Amy runs away*)

**Clauds:** That girl has issues...

(*Amy* *continues to venture off until she gets to her house, where her mother and father are watching The Inksons on the TV*)

**Zoey:** Hey, sweetie!

**Duncan:** How did the game go?

**Amy:** (*Relieved that her mother wasn't watching and sighs*) Oh, yeah. It went great. My "Friends" and I had a "Blast"!

**Zoey:** Did you win?

**Amy:** (*Lying*) Of course I did. (*Zoey comes over to hug her daughter*)

**Zoey:** (*Squeals joyfully and grabs her cheeks*) I'm so proud of you, Amy!

**Duncan:** That's my little girl!

**Zoey:** (*Nuzzles Amy's nose*) Your sister would of been proud of you...

**Amy:** (*Removes herself from her mother's grip*) Yeah... That's great, but please don’t do that, mom. I’m not a toddler anymore, okay? Geez... I'm going to bed. I'm too tired right now...

**Zoey:** Okay, honey. Let me know if you want anything!

**Duncan:** Goodnight, sweetie.

(*Amy* *goes into her room where she collapses onto her bed, and cries)*

Amy: (*Sighs, in tears*) I hate myself. I never want to be in another Turf War again. Life is so unfair and cruel... I wish I was still not old enough to be in a Turf War...

*(She looks at Sophie's photo, and starts to talk to it)*

**Amy:** (*Sighs, in tears*) I'm so sorry, Sophie... I didn't win...

(*Silence*)

**Amy:** My teammates were not doing anything to help in the Turf War, they just did nothing...

(*Silence*)

**Amy:** Everyone's gonna make fun of me...

(*Silence*)

**Amy:** Now everyone will see me as a complete loser...

(*Silence*)

**Amy:** I just wish you were still here with me... Well, I'm going to sleep now. (*Kisses the picture, and hugs it*) Goodnight...

(*The camera slowly pans out, and fades to black as Amy falls asleep, exhausted from her rampage*)

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