Pistachio Disguisey (Dimension-32874)

**Pistachio Disguisey** is the psychopathic killer who roams the streets of a town in Florida, in search of his next victims. He lures them in by acting defenseless, and then when they least expect it, he kills them.

## History

### Killing his Parents

In Pistachio's late teens, he kills his parents for unknown reasons. He then goes on to disguise people in the town he lives in as his parents, and then tricks people to come help "look for mama and papa" and once they "find his missing parents" he kills them. He did this until the whole town was killed, including the mayor of the town.

### Meeting Walter and Jesse

Walter and Jesse take a trip away from Albuquerque, and spend a weekend in Florida. Here, they plan on cooking meth, away from the authorities who are starting to suspect the duo. When they arrive, they meet with what looks like Gobby Gobathan, but this is soon disproven, when it's revealed that it was actually just Pistachio Disguisey in a disguise! Pistachio explains that he needs Walter and Jesse's help, as his parents have gone missing. At first, Walter is against it, but Jesse is already on board.

They follow Pistachio to his house, where he explains that if they help him, they can have his house. Walter and Jesse speak privately, and Walter explains to Jesse that if they help and get the house, they will have the perfect place to cook. They duo agrees to help Pistachio, and they head on out. Pistachio explains that there is a monster running around the city that looks like Donkey Kong. Walter then asks if there is any place to buy weapons, so they could fight the monster if it appears. Pistachio isn't sure, and then shows the duo several bodies of other monsters. Pistachio claims that he killed them on his own, using a crowbar. This shocks Jesse and Walt, as the creatures are very large. Walter pulls Jesse aside and tells him he feels like Pistachio doesn't need their help, and Jesse sort of agrees.

Pistachio buds in and asks what they are talking about, and Walter says he will go no further until they have weapons, so Pistachio runs off to find some. He returns, and gives the duo some guns, which he claims he made with his own hands. They search around the city, and at one point, come across aa building with a lot of methylamine. They continue their search, while Pistahcio ponders if maybe Devlin Bowman is behind the monster attack. Walter and Jesse ask who Devlin Bowman is, and Pistachio explains that he is a wealthy millionaire who wants to become a disguisey. The duo then ask what a disguisey is, and Pistachio gives a bad explanation of what a disguisey is.

While they search through the city, Pistachio explains that he own the whole city. When the duo ask further about this topic, Pistachio explains that he disguised himself as the mayor, and that's how he owns it all. Walter asks Pistachio what happened to the mayor, to which Pistachio responds with, "You don't wanna know".

The trio runs into the monster, and they all attempt to fight it. But while Pistachio is facing it, Walter tries to run off with Jesse, but Pistachio catches up. They search the sewer, and find Pistachio's parents. Pistachio, who is now a toilet, reunites with his family, while Walt and Jesse head back up to finish the creature off. Walter then decides to head to their Air BnB for saftey, and while he does, Jesse runs to him, limping, explaining that Pistachio just shot him. They hide in the Air BnB, until Pistachio comes around, and admits he killed his parents. This shocks the duo, who go outside and aim their guns at him. Before they get a word in, Pistachio kills Walter.

Pistachio then goes on to explain his origins. Detailing his long process of diguising people as his parents, and then killing people who try to help. When asked why he would do that, Pistachio refers to himself as a god. During this, Gustavo Disguisey makes his arrival, and steps out of his car. He introduces himself to Pistachio, and reveals he is his grandfather. Pistachio goes to kill him, but Gus is able to convince him not to, so he can show Pistachio how to make his mom's famous cannolis.

Pistachio agrees, and they go into Jesse's Air BnB. Gus tells Jesse to set up the place, and Gus and Pistachio go outside to have a talk. The talk is brief, with Pistachio exclaiming he wants to 'taste mama's poop'. They head back in, and the kitchen is all set up. Gus begins to teach Pistachio how to make the cannolis, and when he asks Pistachio if he knows the secret ingredient, Gus throws a grenade at Pistachio. However, Pistachio knocks it to the side and shoots Gus. Jesse pleads for his life, before Pistachio kills him too. Pistachio then claims that he is inevtiable, and leaves the Air BnB.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

* Disguising
* Superhuman Strength

## Equipment

* Disguising makeup
* F2000

## Trivia

* Although they share similar origins, this is *not* the same Pistachio shown in The Suicide Squad.