Simon Waloria

*This is a non-canon character from the canon anime Mikki Maohsu's Wonderous Quest.*

*"The Olive Garden is always stronger than the individual components that make it up!" - Simon's ghost to Mikki Maohsu.*

## Appearances

### Debut

Mikki Maohsu's Wonderous Quest

**Simon Waloria** is a major supporting character from the anime **Mikki Maohsu's Wonderous Quest**. Simon was a regular delivery driver at the Olive Garden in Dalphilipia, until Mikki Maohsu, Brown Ears, and Erito landed on his car, and his life would change forever. His sister, Sister Mary Waloria, is a Nun at **The Church of Fertility**.

## History

### Backstory

Simon was a delivery driver for the Olive Garden, and was making a delivery to the Nightmare Troupe's headquarters when he dropped a bottle of Olive Oil. As he went to pick it up, Claw Rotgut saw him, and thought he was trying to poison him. He screamed that Simon was a spy, and the rest of the Nightmare Troupe chased him out of the building. As Simon ran, he saw Brown Ears fighting another member of the Nightmare Troupe. Simon stopped to watch the fight, and Claw Rotgut chased him into the street, where a semi-truck was coming. He would've been run over, if Brown Ears hadn't pushed him out of the way. She was hit by the truck and killed instantly, but survived.

### Church of Fertility Arc

Simon was minding his own business in his car, when Mikki Maohsu, Brown Ears, and Erito landed on his car while fleeing from Claw Rotgut. Simon recognized Brown Ears, and offered to drive them to safety to repay her for saving his life. He drives them to his sister's church, The Church of Fertility. After pissing his pants at the sight of a random ghost, Sister Mary Waloria appeared holding The Flute of Binding, and explained that the flute needs to be powered by faith and hope, before everyone in the room besides her suddenly passed out.

Simon woke up in a glass box, with Brown Ears, Mikki, and Erito in adjacent glass boxes. Sister Mary explained that she will physically extract the faith and hope out of Mikki, the one chosen by The Sky Onion. She explained that the process won't kill him, but it may make him relive his most traumatic memory. The monitor shut off, and Claw Rotgut appeared and tried to kill them, but his claws couldn't penetrate the glass boxes they were trapped in, so he sat and waited for the boxes to open on their own.

After Mikki woke up from his dream, Claw Rotgut pondered a way to open the cages, before walking over and snapping Sister Mary's neck, causing Simon to go on a rampage inside his own cage. Claw Rotgut found out that he can break the cages if he tries hard enough, but decided not to, and left. After Mikki opened the cages from within **Cyberspace**, Simon walked over to his sister's corpse, and said that he would take her body to The Olive Garden. Simon left The Church of Fertility, after saying goodbye to Mikki and Brown Ears.

### End of Dalphilipia Arc

After walking through the streets of demons and zombies, Mikki eventually found **Simon** killing a demon with a breadstick. Simon explained that he's been defending Olive Garden from demons for the past 3 hours, and that Mikki should help. Mikki declined, still looking for Onicha's uncle, and told Simon that he left Brown Ears behind because she was manipulating him. Simon correctly guessed that Onicha died because he ran in alone, and that Mikki is doing the same. Simon also pointed out that Mikki probably loves Brown Ears, which Mikki probably didn't know himself, but Mikki declines this claim.

A few demons appeared, which Mikki fought off, until Claw Rotgut appeared, the cold air killing the remaining demons. Mikki gave Simon a piggyback ride to run away from Claw Rotgut, but he was just too fast. Claw Rotgut created many ice spikes around him, which Mikki tried to melt with a Sky Laser, but found that he couldn't. Claw Rotgut swung his claws at Simon, who tried to block with a breadstick, but the breadstick broke, sending Simon crashing into a wall, knocking him unconscious. While Mikki was trapped in a time bubble some time later, Simon tried sneaking up behind Claw Rotgut with a breadstick. Mikki tried to gesture to Simon that it was a bad idea, but Simon didn't listen. After being hit with a flurry of blows, Simon eventually pulled out a **Glock 18** and shot Claw Rotgut twice in the head. This didn't work, however, to which Simon pulled out two more pistols, followed by three more pistols.

Something awoke in Mikki, who burst free from the time bubble, and attacked Claw Rotgut with surprising strength. Claw Rotgut created many ice spikes at Mikki, but they shattered on impact, giving Mikki cold burns. Mikki bent Claw Rotgut's arm behind his back, but ice spikes erupted from Claw Rotgut's back, impaling Mikki. Claw Rotgut then punched Mikki in the head, breaking his neck, before incasing him in a block of ice, with only his head revealed. Claw Rotgut was about to finish of Mikki, but Simon fired two more shots, giving Mikki the opening to punch through Claw Rotgut's chest, and shatter his frozen heart.

Claw Rotgut fell to the ground, and was slowly freezing over, before giving his last words to Mikki and Simon. He told them that Claw Rotgut got an upgrade, and is now stronger than he was before. Simon also told Claw Rotgut that he never poisoned the olive oil. Mikki and Claw Rotgut acknowledged each other as powerful opponents, and Claw Rotgut claimed to see the world he wants most, before shattering, his icy pieces scattering in the wind.

### Lost Power Arc

Mikki and Simon went back to The Olive Garden, before both falling over. Mikki realized that his wounds weren't healing, leaving him with a broken neck, and a hole in his stomach. Simon then fell unconscious. Brown Ears healed Simon's wounds, and Simon apparently got The Church of Fertility's doctors to heal Mikki with magic. Mikki told Brown Ears that Shovel Blade is stronger than Claw Rotgut, and she told Mikki that she knows a place where he can train his new Cattlewuff powers. Simon joined the two on a car trip to this new location, Simon driving his totaled car. Brown Ears explained that the three of them are going to meet her father, Flog, who is the master of a forest that is one of the last natural places in the world. She explained that Flog is one of the strongest people in the world, but is a pacifist, and will no longer fight.

After entering the forest glade, Mikki, Simon, and Brown Ears met with Flog. Flog said that he'd train Mikki and Simon, but that Brown Ears is not allowed to watch. Brown Ears told her father that she wants to be his daughter again, but he shoo'd her away. Flog informed Mikki about **Power Levels**, saying that Simon's Power Level is 14, Mikki's is 750, Claw Rotgut's was 800, and that Shovel Blade and Greed's are likely 900. Flog said that his own Power Level is 975, the highest level a mortal can achieve, and that Erito's is over 999. Mikki and Simon trained with Flog in hand-to-hand combat for days, and Flog told Mikki that his physical powers are top notch, but he hasn't tried to use his **Cattlewuff's Power of Creation** yet. Mikki created a duck, but Flog quickly informed Mikki that he shouldn't create life, and the duck exploded into gore.

Simon congratulated Mikki on his new powers over creation, and they continued to train with Flog. Mikki asked Flog why he shoo'd his own daughter away, and Flog told Mikki that it was because he wants to tell Mikki about her past. To kill Craxil no Kami would be to kill Brown Ears, so Mikki vowed to stop Craxil no Kami before Greed resurrects him. Flog gave Mikki a map to the temple that Craxil no Kami is sealed under, and is shocked to find that it's directly under Dalphilipia, which is the center of the world. Flog told Mikki that his Power Level went from 750 to 900, and told Simon that his Power Level went from 14 to 16.

### Temple of Craxil no Kami Arc

Mikki and Simon drove with Brown Ears back to Dalphilipia, where Brown Ears correctly guessed that Flog told them about her past. Mikki told Brown Ears that he doesn't want to kill Craxil no Kami, but Brown Ears stated that she's already prepared to die for slaying the god of destruction. Mikki vowed to keep Craxil no Kami sealed, so that Brown Ears doesn't have to die. The three of them drove up to the **Temple of Craxil no Kami**, which was a bizarre combination between a castle, a longhouse, and a Japanese-styled house, with two clowns guarding the entrance. Mikki threw a rock at their heads, and they turn in the opposite direction. The clowns claimed that it must've been the wind, the kept guarding in the opposite direction, letting the trio sneak into the temple.

After walking through a large hallway that seemed to go on forever, the trio eventually ended up in a large, dark room, with a horde of Flying Snapping Turtles sleeping on the ceiling. Simon woke them up like an idiot, and Mikki and Brown Ears killed all of them. However, the corpses of the turtles combined into a large Winged Land Octopus, but even that was easily dispatched by the trio. After their victory, Simon was very happy, stating that after they defeat Greed, he can go back to The Olive Garden, before he was tragically punched through the back by Greed, and dragged into the wall, and promptly killed, all because Greed deemed him as weak.

## Quotes

* "Not sure. I'm not a doctor, but that fall should've killed you and your friends."
* "Well, we could go to the Olive Garden and pick up my overdue wages." - Simon while fleeing Claw Rotgut.
* "What the... I need to take a piss..." - Simon's reaction to seeing a ghost.
* "I'm going to take her body back to the Olive Garden."
* "Ah, Mikki! Good to see ya! I've been defending the Olive Garden from demons for the past three hours! It's great fun. Wanna help?"
* "Oh, that scary dapper jester!?"
* "No, I've remembered the powerful technique I learned. It's called a pistol."
* "Allow me to say one last thing too, Claw Rotgut. I never poisoned the olive oil. You just assumed I did."
* "Ha ha, it's been a long day. Let's get back to the Olive Garden."
* "Yeah, some funny Onion magic."
* "I lost a lot of blood!"
* "You said you wanted to resurrect the Olive Garden? As a joke? I didn't think it was funny. The Olive Garden is my life."
* "I'll come with you, it's what Sister Mary would've wanted..." - Simon's catchphrase for a few minutes.
* "No, I didn't! My lips are moving but there's no sound!"
* "Yes. We must be getting close. And once we defeat Greed, I can finally go back to The Olive Garden! Yes! I can't wait to eat unlimited breadsticks! Breadsticks all you can eat! And pour unlimited soup! And then they get cold so you can get more, and..." - Simon's last words.