UCP 3: The Return of Woodhouse/Full Roleplay

*PREVIOUSLY ON THE UCP SERIES, Baghead and Botuczy work at the Bagheaded Chemistry Center. UCPeople continued to attack them, but they prevailed every time, previously with an inside man named Shaduck. During the most recent battle, a UCPerson named Woodhouse commanded a battle with his friend UCPolice Chief. Now, being the sole survivor of the battle, he plans an attempt to destroy Baghead and Botuczy. Meanwhile, Baghead and Botuczy test a new potion at the BCC...*

Baghead: *Holds up a light blue potion.* Let me introduce to you, the IRON SHIELD POTION! This potion is made up of Darns from the darn mines in the basement, Tungsten, and liquified baby powder. This potion will make its user invincible, and whoever tries to attack them will find the potion deflects their attacks against them. So, whaddya think?

Botuczy: WOOOAAAAH! How did you make it?

Baghead: I told you, with Darns, Tungsten, and Liquified Baby Powder.

Botuczy: Wow. Just... woah. I already met magical things, but this is a whole new level!

Baghead: HOWEVER, this is the only one in its existence. I am able to make more, but I think I won't.

Botuczy: Oh. We can duplicate it though, with creepy face MAAAAGIIIIIIC!

Baghead: No, I can make more, but I won't.

Botuczy: Okay then. Well, a majestic object like this should be very rare, so I see your point in not intending to duplicate it.

Baghead: No I mean, it has a weakness.

Botuczy: What is its weakness?

Baghead: The combination of the ingredients can make a shield, but the combination of the baby powder and the Tungsten make it so if the density of an item is exactly in the middle of the Tungsten and baby powder's densities, it can penetrate the shield. Examples of such are whipped cream and bubble bath.

Botuczy: On one hand, this does not sound very good. On another hand... BUBBLE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!

*Meanwhile, Woodhouse plans a devious plan on a hideout far from the BCC.*

Woodhouse: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! MY PLAN IS COMPLETE!!!!! Luis! Kitcheneraks! Dyaboy! Whickey! Gyux! Get in here!

*Four come in the room. Woodhouse signals them over. He counts them and frowns.*

Woodhouse: Where's Gyux?

Kitcheneraks: He's drawing on the wall again !!!

Dyaboy: UNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKME

Luis: I wanna hear the plan. I still do too.

*Gyux walks in*

Gyux: tosY kjhfilurdhviludrhgliureglsyrfgdukvcilhojagakrdu,rjg

Whickey: Woodhouse pls let me in the plan or I will be upset I will strike against you

Dyaboy: i'll rape you, whickey

Woodhouse: We have the ingredients needed to resurrect UCP!

*Everyone cheers.*

Wodhouse: Except for one: Darns. The only deposit nearby is at the BCC. So what have to do is plan a heist to get some without anyone knowing, get back here, make the resurrection potion, and bring him back to life. After that we will make him stronger, and release him on Baghead and Botuczy! Who's in?

Luis: I am. I still am too.

Dyaboy: coco puff yes

Kitcheneraks: Of course. I am !!!

Dyaboy: UNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKME

Gyux: ioiuztupperopws3t7p8fe4o5égz5lpfégizog6

Woodhouse: Alright, let's go.

*Scene changes back to the BCC, where Baghead is testing out his new cookie sword.*

Baghead: EUREKA!!!!!

Botuczy: *enters the room* What happened, Baghead?

Baghead: My cookie lightsaber works. Look!

*Baghead turns it on, and a giant thin and long cookie comes out. Baghead uses it to cut through a fridge.*

Baghead: Cool, right?

Botuczy: *sighs in relief* Indeed! It is awesome!

Baghead: Why did you sigh in relief? I said "eureka!" That's a good thing!

Botuczy: Indeed!

Baghead: Okay let's-- AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Botuczy: *gaaaaaaaasp* WHAT HAPPENED?

Baghead: I feel a disturbance in Force, as if something bad is about to happen.

Botuczy: Maybe... let me see! CANDLE VISION!!! *candle vision activates and he suddenly sees muuuuuuuuuuuuch more. He sees something explode from inside the UCPalace.*

Baghead: The UCPalace??? But that place has been abandoned for years! Let's take a look!!

*The two leave the BCC. Little did they know that Baghead's disturbance wasn't because of that, it was the heist that was about to happen. The explosion was a diversion, and Woodhouse and his gang were making their way to the mines underground.*

Woodhouse: Okay gang, let's keep going!

Gyux: werer2tqaöpfnsiődpcr9dog5awfke5zje8iofptioa5uerjfka4ldaei5zg65aeor!

Luis: I think we should keep our voices down. I still do too.

Kitchbitch (to Luis): I WILL KILL YOU !!! WOW !!!

Woodhouse: SSHHHHH!! We're coming close to the building!

Dyaboy: I WENT COCO PUFFS AND I WILL SCREAM INTO YOUR EAR IF YOU DON'T UNBAN ME.

Woodhouse: Okay you're unbanned! We're here!

*The Darn Mines are shown. The mines are empty of people and the gang get out their pickaxes and begin to mine some darns.*

Woodhouse (whispers): Okay, whatever you do, keep your voices down!

Gyux: ERTZTUU6S3E5RTFZIG87W6YWEJDFGEDGHJHGFD! (which probably meant "okay okay just shut up")

Kitcheneraks: What does "keep your voice down" even mean ????!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dyaboy: I Will Scream In Your Ear.

Woodhouse: Wait!

Luis: What do you mean by Wait!, Woodhouse. Just wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo.

Dyaboy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The building begins to shake.*

Woodhouse: The cave is... caving in! RUN!

*The gang runs out of the mine the way they came in. As they leave, Baghead and Botuczy come back.*

Baghead: Turns out it was nothing.

Botuczy: Yeah. Why did we waste our time walking to the UCPalace?

Baghead: I don't know, but at least there was no one we had to deal with.

*The two enter the building, and hear the mines caving in from below.*

Baghead: No! If the entire cave goes, so does the entire building!

Botuczy: WHAT? let's prevent it from crashing!

*The two go down to the mines.*

Baghead: Hang on, I got this!

*Baghead uses the force to put everything back. It takes a lot of his energy, but he does it.*

Botuczy: You made it! Yay!

Baghead: I always make it.

*Scene changes back to Woodhouse's hideout, where the gang has returned to.*

Woodhouse: Alright everyone, I need a vial of spit from each of you.

Kitchen: Yay!!!!

Luis: What do you mean by Alright everyone, I need a vial of spit from each of you, Woodhouse. Just wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo.

Gyux: hviauhihrbaluihjbtHkyufgiugyuqhrbluvygbluribgiuuihgijkqbhgjhvygrl7iou7t84ouyt743o890optwy'g[0p

Dyaboy: UNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKMEUNBLOCKME

Whickey: Ok Woodhouse I will spit in the vial because Hank didn't have cold feet and he will get hitched with Becca

*Everyone does it, but after being under heat for a few seconds, the vials turn into ingredients representing their saliva givers. Kitchen is picture power, Dyaboy is chat power, Gyux is spam power, Luis is sockpuppet power, and Whickey is strike power. Woodhouse donates his own (his vial is denial power) and mixes them all with Darns, resurrection powder, and tears.*

Dyaboy (Actually saying something useful): Where'd you get the tears?

Woodhouse: From our hostage.

Gyux: fgeuairgfakuerygfurhgreshkFHWJEJKHVJKJ.OILhnjuhfuirhgHOSTAGE?
Woodhouse: It's a secret.

Kitcheneraks: I'LL KILL YOU !!!

Whickey: Please tell me secret or I will be very upset I'm sorry break the rules on Talking Tom and Friends unblock I won't behave or I will strike against you.

Gyux: jwi to sjdjdhwjahhdieja by ueksbfjwhwudkcbjspwls bc uroehekdnd!!!!!!

*The scene changes to Baghead and Botuczy, who are investigating the cave-in that nearly happened.*

Baghead: I don't see anything that can point us toward the person or people who caused the incident. Wait, what's that?

*The two see a tunnel going out of the mines.*

Botuczy: Umm what if that tunnel over there points us to the culprit?

Baghead: Only one way to find out.

Botuczy: To go in?

Baghead: I guess.

*Baghead, lightsaber in hand, leads the way as Botuczy follows. Meanwhile Woodhouse and his gang gather around a giant cauldron.*

Woodhouse: Alright Gyux, read the magic words.

Gyux: *reads out loud* GTiuispdfogfx3üs4őpa5i6sedoiaőfzkjhtlrőwpefjl.

*Suddenly Baghead and Botuczy run through the end of the tunnel and discover everything that happened.*

Botuczy: How the hell did they get in here?

Baghead: Uh, the tunnel?

Botuczy: Wait, how didn't this tunnel get locked down or something while we weren't here?

Woodhouse: No, the Bag-dude is right. Gyux, finish the magic words.

Gyux: Hiwoeurihjkjroweskldf- *Botuczy whacks Gyux with a frying pan*

Botuczy: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Baghead: It's too late! LOOK!

*The cauldron starts bubbling and the mixture starts raising up in the air as it creates a very powerful UCP, the original.*

UCP: MWAHAHAHAHA

Botuczy: FUCKING NOPE! FUCKING KILL THE UCP! (whispers to Baghead now) where are those creams?

Baghead (whispers): Follow my lead. (Out loud) OH NO! We don't have anything to stop them! Other than this invincibility potion...

Woodhouse: Gimme that! *He takes it and hands it to UCP.* Drink up, my lord. *UCP drinks it*

Baghead: Here! Tosses Botuczy a can of shaving cream. If whipped cream can penetrate it...then so can shaving cream!

*Botuczy splashes the shaving cream on EVERYONE until two disintegrate: Woodhouse and UCP. The others remain.*

Botuczy: FUDGE!!!!!!!!!! whacks the others with the frying pan

Baghead: I'll take Luis, you take the others!

Botuczy: Ok!

Luis: I don't think you can beat me. I still do too.

*Shaduck appears behind Luis*

Shaduck: Surprise!

*Shaduck smashes Luis*

Whickey: Listen to me im gonna get strike against talkingoddlysp- *Botuczy whacks Whickey with a frying pan*

Shaduck: Who's TalkingOddlySpooky tho?

*Luis takes out a lightsaber and cuts Shaduck's arm (or wing) off. Baghead draws his cookie-saber, and the two clash. Meanwhile the other two start defeating the others.*

Kitcheneraks: You can't beat me !!!

Botuczy: *appears behind Kitcheneraks and fucking shoves the cream into Kitchbitch's mouth which somehow makes Kitchbitch disintegrate* YES I CAN.

*Shaduck's arm regenerates and battles with Whickey*

Kitcheneraks: You know I'm not a UCPerson, right !!!

*Kitcheneraks come back to life*

Botuczy: Well... whacks Kitcheneraks with a frying pan SHUT THE FUCK UP, KITCHBITCH.

Kitcheneraks: Neither are anyone else !!!

Botuczy: HOW THE FUCK DID SHE REVIVE...? *whacks Kitcheneraks with a frying pan 10 times* Now Kitcheneraks is dead forever lol.

Shaduck: Yikes, pure villain blood-

*Whickey launches at Shaduck. Kitchen is dead. Botuczy squares up with Dyaboy*

Dyaboy: Unblock me Krusty!!!!!

Botuczy: No he won't. *tries to whacks Dyaboy with a frying pan. Dyaboy blocks it.*

Shaduck: Seriously who are these people?

Whickey: YAAAAA

Shaduck: Stop interuppting meeeeeeeeeee.

*Shaduck blasts Whickey*

Dyaboy: I Will Scream Into Your Ear If You Don't Unblock Me. *walks around* Did you know that I could just- *Botuczy whacks Dyaboy with a frying pan*

Botuczy: Yes, you could just stop being an idiot, Dyaboy.

Shaduck: Is he dead or w-

Botuczy: Well i did whack Dyaboy mid-sentence with my frying pan, so...

*Shaduck kicks Dya's head.*

Dyaboy: AAAAAAA

*Shaduck screams and quickly blasts Dyaboy.*

Botuczy: Thank you.

Shaduck: *panting* You're.... welcome.

*Only Gyux and Luis remain. Baghead continues to duel Luis when suddenly they teleport to the BCC mines. Shaduck and Botuczy start dueling Gyux.*

Gyux: idhcijrbiugfWPO4U;GJBHJUGFYfti789p6t7uy5r4e53rtuyli;o90-[p';/ko

Botuczy: Speak your gibberish until you find out you just got- *surprise whacks Gyux with a frying pan* WHACKED!

*Shaduck touches the Frying Pan*

Shaduck: If I can...

*Shaduck suddenly becomes a frying pan*

Shaduck: Uh....

*Gyux begins to disintegrate*

Gyux: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERTYHUJIKLHYGFUILHKGIFTDTYLYHGIYHGUTFYITGFVLIHYVGFOUTY

*Shaduck headbutts/whacks Gyux and gives the final blow. Meanwhile, the mines begin to collapse. Shaduck and Botuczy find Baghead and Luis, but the two duelists teleport to the top of the crumbling BCC.*

Baghead: You won't win, Darth.

Luis: I don't know why you think you can beat me. I still do too.

Baghead: Is that so? *Baghead presses a button that makes the Bag-Bots come to the top of the BCC.*

Bag-Bot Commander: WHAT DO YOU NEED, SIR?

Baghead: Get me on the ground!

Bag-Bot Commander: ROGER ROGER.

*The 10 Bag-Bots take him off the building as it crumbles into rubble, taking Luis with it.*

Luis: NOOOOOOO... *Falls onto the ground and vanishes. He is dead.*

Baghead: YES! WE DID IT!

Shaduck: Woo!

Botuczy: Hooray!

Baghead: Wait. No... The BCC...

Bag-Bot Commander: IT CAN BE REBUILT, SIR.

Baghead: Thank you.

*It is an entire year later. The BCC is rebuilt, and the three are finally celebrating. Except... someone is there with them, and their name is Elfin Smith.*

Baghead: Shaduck, Botuczy, this is Elfin. He was Woodhouse's hostage.

Elfin: Hey.

Baghead: His actions and our own adventures have inspired me. I am now ELF-MAN, SAVIOR OF FANDOM-LAND!

Shaduck: Wow!

Baghead: Get ready for me, villains!

*End*