Attack on Silkies

26
 Run time
 1:18:21

**Attack on Silkies** is the twenty-sixth episode of the *Rocher Hotel* podcast. This was this first episode to be drastically censored, as, according to Faulerro, "things went a little bit way too far" during the final round.

## Description

*We're back to normal episodes of Rocher Hotel! And what's waiting for you this time? A whole hodgepodge of oddness! A brand new election for Hotel Patron! Everybody imitating xthedarkone! And oh, what's this? Another Blanking Out, but this time about high school anime? That sounds ridiculous! And it is! It spirals wildly out of control and leads to the first ever case of censorship in this show's history! And yet it's still funny! Somehow! Come on by and listen to the trainwreck as it unfolds!*

## Presenters

### Staff

* Host and/or manager **Faulerro Rocher**
* Waiter **Frobman**

### Guests

* **CyberLink420** aka Luke the CyberLink
* **Mystic Pyro Freak** aka Princess Crumplepuff
* **recorderdude** aka Tomcat
* **SorcererLance** aka President of Lance Industries
* **Rock The Jake** aka Rock Age
* **xthedarkone** aka Chemical X
* **Cadet Hat Sean** aka Brown Beard Sean
* **SerenaMidori** aka Charles Gabbage
* **LittleKuriboh** aka Hatori Kuriboh
* **Hosagi** aka The Parkourtaker

### Characters

* **CyberLink420.exe**
* **Kyubey**
* **Barack Obama**
* **Mecha Frobman** (mentioned)

## Segments

### Vote 'Em Up

In this edition of *Vote 'Em Up*, Faulerro gave the guests various groups to represent in their debates.

**Questions:**

* "*What can you bring into hotel services that are different from everybody else.*"
* "*A guest is being very unreasonable in terms of demands. What do you do?*"
* "*Unrelated: What's your opinion on cute tiny ducklings.*"

**Representatives:**

* **CyberLink420** represents adorable animals.
* **Mystic Pyro Freak** represents magical girls.
* **recorderdude** represents cat people.
* **SorcererLance** represents Lance Industries.
* **Rock The Jake** represents dinosaurs.
* **xthedarkone** represents alchemists.
* **Cadet Hat Sean** represents pirates.
* **SerenaMidori** represents [computer] hackers.
* **LittleKuriboh** represents ninjas.
* **Hosagi** represents pro-wrestlers.

According to Frobman, SerenaMidori won the round. However, this is unofficial, as the official winner would later be revealed in *Trailing Off Into Suffering*.

### Secret Password Round

After saying the secret password ("John Cena"), Hosagi had to perform a one man scenario about "*a couple saying the mushiest things towards each other on a date and to be interrupted by a third party jealous type*".

### We Are One

The guests had to imitate xthedarkone. SerenaMidori did not participate, as X forced her to forfeit by making her laugh excessively.

### Blanking Out

This is the first round in the series to be excessively censored, which Frobman used a large amount of stock sound effects to do so.

The script used was an original script titled "*High School Life Living School Drama Happy Life Love Desu!*". Faulerro acted as the narrator of the story, while LittleKuriboh the main protagonist.

**Mind Your Qs and As:**
*Mind Your Qs and As: RedAsATomato · Mind Your Qs and As: KaggyFilms*
**What's The Verdict?:**
*Episode 1 · Episode 2*