Gamma Unit's first successful adventure!

## Gamma gotta Planna

o  The quirky and excitable Dr Zaynhavi Wemble, the new handler of G-Unit, explained that her research into the creation of Sun Blades led her to believe a special focus was necessary for construction, and that a suitable material ore could be found at a mysterious location on ‘Skull Island’

o  They set off on a somewhat dilapidated but functional ship for a few days voyage, during which time Jeff consulted the stars and received great wisdom about events to come

## Town Troubles

o  The group received helpful information from a very excitable Tourist Information chap – he described a local legend, in which the old man of the desert would visit travellers and guide them to his mythical sanctuary

o  Fornaxa the Breadnought eagerly explored the slightly grainy fresh bread offerings of the town

o  All converged on the local magic and potion shop on Kwaaaa’s eternal quest to find a potion of longevity – the old aarakocra made off with the experimental version, and while the goblin shopkeeper chased him down the road, SPARK switched out some liquids to get the one real potion, and Kain picked himself up a refreshing carbonated beverage. There were also goats.

## Old Man of the desert

o  On a hasty retreat to the desert, Kwaaa downed his experimental potion and grew younger by 7 years! He then promptly forgot who he was and what he was doing there

o  Aristeros explained his life to him soothingly when a cloaked figure, atop a blue-green scaled mount, approached them casually

o  The polite and well-groomed old man introduced himself as Benjamin, the Old Man of the desert, and informed them that his sanctuary had been defiled by a mystery enemy, he had lost his weapon and that they must retake the location for him

o  As he led them onwards, the desert steadily transformed into a lush sanctuary, and Aristeros attempted to inspire everyone with a poem he had composed on the ship (see 'G-Unit Go Forth' below)

## Petit Paindalorian

o  After successfully sneaking to the temple nestled in the vegetation, Jeff unleashed the might of his goat horde upon the unsuspecting bounty hunter figures inside

o  A battle ensued, during which G-Unit successfully put down the jetpacking soldiers and blue-sabre wielding armoured leader, despite several coordination-based hiccups, involving goats, explosions, darkness and light

o  Fornaxa was quick to solve a riddle that opened an entrance below the broad stone altar, down which a couple of the soldiers had fled

## Duel of the Goats

o  They descended to a massive cavern several hundred feet long, interspersed with enormous crystalline growths, flanked by sheer drops into oblivion, and at the end of which stood a hooded figure

o  G-Unit leapt into action once more, surprising everyone including themselves

o  The figure calmly pulled back its hood, revealing a multi-horned tiefling, and drew forth a blade that extended with sinister crimson radiance in both directions from the handle – the orchestra went absolutely wild as this occurred

o  The combat prowess of this enemy was fearsome, throwing his blade like a laser boomerang and diving through clusters of heroes at a time to slice a swathe through them, even magically choking Kain nearly to death – nonetheless, he proved no match for the full power of the G Side

o  Jeff burned both himself and the figure with righteous moonlight radiance (repeatedly putting himself unconscious in the process), Terciel matched the figure blow for blow on the scarlett sabre with her own enormous magical greatsword, while Kain flitted around between illusory versions of himself, scoring vicious wounds while remaining evasive

o  Aristeros continued to inspire people by jamming lyrics (again see below) and forced a lone bounty hunter to faceplant for the entire battle, Kwaaa and his imp and summoned salad allies struck effectively from impenetrable darkness, despite his dimunitive form, SPARK blasted enemies apart with his mighty chest laser, and all watched with a sympathetic wince every time Fornaxa smote him with her mighty Rolling Pin

**G-UNIT GO FORTH**

*Success, fellows, is built on a mountain of failure,*

*And boy we've been through our share, let me tell ya,*

*A stick to be found,*

*By a witch, ran around,*

*Embarrassed maybe, but don’t let it quell ya,*

*Yearning for the learning,*

*Provided by the past,*

*Reflect instead,*

*Reset your head.*

*Ask why do we do this,*

*This journey of wanton risk,*

*To coax out the truths, my friends,*

*Obscured by sands of time,*

*No more more nobler ends,*

*Than to place them, in these hands of mine.*

*Finding the wisdom in the mist,*

*Getting more than just the gist,*

*In our scourings no detail shall be missed.*

*Tis a motley crew I’ll grant you,*

*But for them all I’ll truly thank you.*

*One, for instance, a crazy goatherd,*

*proof you may say,*

*that you can’t polish no turd,*

*yet, I profoundly protest,*

*for the mighty goat horde shall not be repressed.*

*Another is ancient and scared of flight,*

*Though yet evades a quiet death in the night,*

*One the universe decreed as mute,*

*Her will, though, remains absolute.*

*Blazing fury is the weapon of one of our number*

*Her presence, of gnomish rolling thunder.*

*From naught another arises, a master of creation,*

*His existence anathema to inexorable deterioration.*

*Then another disarms you with fresh bread aromas,*

*As her rolling pin sends you deep into a coma.*

*Last but not least, one with an unbelievable brain,*

*Though believe it you will, when mind blades hew you in twain.*

*This chaotic squad they go adventurin',*

*Searching incessantly for pot or bone,*

*And not in the sense of a fun night in,*

*But to find a window to the unknown.*

*There are shenanigans aplenty yes,*

*But with Big Z Wemble and the Guild,*

*Tis a better world and no less,*

*That they shall indubitably build.*

**Big Bird**

*The big bird draws power old,*

*From the depths, forces controlled,*

*When others would nest,*

*He takes on the test,*

*Also he's really fucking old.*

**Light the SPARK**

*This big metal boi clankin',*

*Gives dem enemies a spankin',*

*Builds his own armour,*

*And is quite the charmer,*

*Can't stop this laser shankin'*