Let's Rise Up!

**Let's Rise Up!** is the seventh episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

## About

Just when Wario thought he and his organization were doomed, a helping hand comes just in time. The true battle begins...

## Cast

### **X-Men**

* Wario
* Waluigi
* Bowser
* Donkey Kong

### **Koopa Mafia**

* Dry Bones
* Some tiny moron that nobody cares about
* WaWaluigi
* Koopa
* Goomba
* Boo

## Script

### **Scene 1: Saved by the Shell**

The same exact scene from last episode shows up.

> **DOUBLE WA 2:** You love your brother, don't you, **WARIO**? Make the right choice.
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Then suddenly, something happened that the Mafia didn't see coming. **BOWSER**, with a little help from **DONKEY KONG** (a fairly new member of the X-Men), came as a spinning shell, knocking everyone in his direction out. "Everyone" refers to the line of troops between **DRY BONES** and the **KOOPA** holding **WALUIGI** hostage. Speaking of the **KOOPA**, he dropped the gun when it happened and ran away a bit, freeing **WALUIGI**. **WALUIGI** quickly runs to **WARIO**'s house, but as he ran in, **DOUBLE WA 2** ended up tripping him.

> **DOUBLE WA 2:** Take that, evil-doer!
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> **WALUIGI:** You're not the boss of me, faker!
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**DOUBLE WA 2** and **WALUIGI** end up getting in a fight inside. Meanwhile, **BOWSER** is standing in front of the troops, with **DONKEY KONG** entering the scene.

> **BOWSER:** You guys deserved that for sure! I'm still angry about you guys betraying me for the wrong side!
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> **DRY BONES:** Well, I certainly can't blame them. They were tired of your abuse and bad leadership.
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> **BOWSER:** A hunk of baloney, I say! I think it was just a case of the wrong thoughts!
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> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** You're not exactly helping your case, you know. After all, what you just did *is* considered abuse.
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> **DONKEY KONG:** Wouldn't that be under normal circumferences? This ain't a normal circumference!
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Meanwhile, **WARIO** has ran inside to grab Garlic from the fridge. He then notices the fight between **WALUIGI** and **DOUBLE WA 2**. They were both equally matched, and there was massive collateral damage around the house.

> **WALUIGI:** Mind helping me, **WARIO**? It's not exactly easy fighting my counterpart!
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> **WARIO:** I command that you guys stop right now! *You are destroying the place!*
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> **DOUBLE WA 2:** Yeah, let's stop right now. We can talk this out, right?
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> **WALUIGI:** Talk this out? There's no reason to talk this out!
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> **WARIO:** God damn it... You guys should've fought backyard! What's wrong with you all?!
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> **WALUIGI:** You know, this fight is not gonna end any sooner if you don't help me!
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> **DOUBLE WA 2:** No, I agree with **WARIO**. Let's talk this out.
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> **WALUIGI:** Negative colors are gay!
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> **DOUBLE WA 2:** Why you..!
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They continue fighting, eventually crashing into the basement, in which they carried on. **WARIO** decided to go to the front yard.

### **Scene 2: A New Hope**

> **WARIO:** Well done, **BOWSER** and **DONKEY KONG**! I didn't have to make such a hard decision!
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> **DRY BONES:** This isn't over, you know...
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A **KOOPA** with speed shoes gave all of the injured troops coins. The troops are ready for action, except for the **BOO**s, who have temporarily been vanquished from the attack.

> **DONKEY KONG:** Give up! Your troops are no match for our strength!
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> **BOWSER:** We gotta be careful, though..
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> **DONKEY KONG:** Why? It's not like they have the ol' Revolvers or somethi-
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Every troop pulled out a gun. One troop also pulled out a tranquilizer, and then the **KOOPA** shoots a dart at **DONKEY KONG**. **DONKEY KONG** fell to the ground, unconscious.

> **DRY BONES:** Ah, very good thinking.
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> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Should we kill him while we're at it?
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> **DRY BONES:** No, I have something planned for him.
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> **WARIO:** Oh, you're gonna pay for that!
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> **DRY BONES:** Such bold words for one who is definitely about to be trampled by many troops, and with guns, even.
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> **WARIO:** No... I am *sure* that I will survive!
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> **DRY BONES:** You're hanging onto false hope, sir.
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> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Wait a minute. He could have...
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**WARIO** quickly eats the Garlic he got from the fridge, and then transforms into **WARIO-MAN**. Meanwhile, the fight in the basement is raging on. Both are noticeably tired.

> **DOUBLE WA 2:** Ready to give up yet?
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> **WALUIGI:** No!
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> **DOUBLE WA 2:** Hmm... That's a shame. I was getting tired of this endless fight. Luckily, I have something you don't.
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**DOUBLE WA 2** pulls out a gun and shoots **WALUIGI** in the leg. **WALUIGI** falls to the ground, sitting.

> **DOUBLE WA 2:** Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go help the Mafia that created me.
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> **WALUIGI:** You're not gonna win, you son of a bitch!
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**DOUBLE WA 2** made sure to lock the basement door as he exits it, and heads outside to see a horrible sight...

### **Scene 3: WARIO-MAN**

**WARIO-MAN** stands proud.

> **DOUBLE WA 2:** Oh, no...
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> **WARIO-MAN:** **BOWSER**, get **DONKEY KONG** out of the scene and into the house. Then, I want you to stay in it. I think you know just how capable I am now.
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> **BOWSER:** Yes, sir! Get those bastards for me!
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**BOWSER** quickly gets **DONKEY KONG** in the house, with the troops not daring to make a move yet.

> **WARIO-MAN:** Everyone ready for death?
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Before anyone could respond, **WARIO-MAN** goes for the attack. The underlings, to no avail, tried to kill **WARIO-MAN**, but they ended up all dead. **WARIO-MAN** then head for **DOUBLE WA 2**, who put up a more formidable defense and offense. **DOUBLE WA 2** was greatly weakened, but due to his efforts, he was able to hold him off long enough for **WARIO-MAN** to hit his time limit.

> **DRY BONES:** My underlings... All dead...
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**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** then suddenly pulls out a Wa-Machine, opens its top, and tapped some buttons near its bottom. The tiny screen on the bottom of the machine lights up, spelling out the words "Setting: Trap." **DOUBLE WA 2** gets sucked in.

> **DOUBLE WA 2:** No! I haven't fulfilled my duties yet!
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The top of the Wa-Machine closes.

> **DRY BONES:** What the hell are you doing?
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> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Just stay outside, I know what I'm doing.
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Meanwhile, when **BOWSER** was entering the house, he noticed that most of the house is a huge wreck.

> **BOWSER:** Jesus, what the hell happened to this place?!
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**WALUIGI** noticed what seemed to be **BOWSER**'s voice. He then yells out.

> **WALUIGI:** **BOWSER, I'm in here! I'm trapped in here! In the basement!**
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**BOWSER** heard it. He then sets **DONKEY KONG** down on the couch, still mostly intact. **BOWSER** entered the basement to find **WALUIGI** sitting, with a noticeable bullet wound and blood on the ground.

> **BOWSER:** Jesus, what happened to you?
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> **WALUIGI:** I was fighting my Wa-Clone down here. He had a gun, and he shot me in the leg, and then locked me in here!
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> **BOWSER:** I'm guessing that's what happened to the house..
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> **WALUIGI:** Yeah, can you help me treat this bullet wound before it gets infected?
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> **BOWSER:** I'm not sure if I could be much help. My hands are too big. I could carry you back up, if you want.
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> **WALUIGI:** Yeah, sure..
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**BOWSER** carried **WALUIGI** back up, into the living room.

> **WALUIGI:** **DONKEY KONG**'s on the couch?
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> **BOWSER:** Yeah, he got hit with a dart. **WARIO**, or **WARIO-MAN** I should say, told me to get him to safety and stay here while he takes care of things.
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> **WALUIGI:** It looks like he's succeeding.
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They look out to see **WARIO-MAN** fighting **DOUBLE WA 2**.

> **BOWSER:** Is that your Wa-Clone? Where'd he come from, anyway?
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> **WALUIGI:** He got created by the Mafia. I was kidnapped shortly after the bank incident, and he took my place for the time being. They held me hostage in front of **WARIO** today, but then you rescued me by scaring that **KOOPA** off.
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> **BOWSER:** Yeah, I saw that madness. I had **DONKEY KONG** help push me in the right direction.
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At this point, **WARIO-MAN** has ran out of time in this form, and **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** has sucked **DOUBLE WA 2** in the Wa-Machine.

> **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** **WARIO**, come with me in your house while **DRY BONES** is still sad!
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**WARIO**, confused, reluctantly agreed.

> **WARIO:** One false move, and I will kill you, understand?
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They start to head in the house.

> **BOWSER:** Wait, what's happening?
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> **WALUIGI:** I'm not sure, but we're about to find out...
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The screen fades to black, and then the same "To be continued..." text as before appeared.

## Trivia

* The time limit for Wario-Man is about 5 minutes.
* Most of the underlings are indeed dead. Most of the ones with speed shoes survived, however, along with the Koopa who was holding Waluigi hostage, since he ran away and hid somewhere.
* The Wa-Machine has the appearance of a blender. Also, a counterpart of someone can only exist in one. For example, you can't create WaWaluigi again if he is already existing in the outside world.
* There is another way to vanquish a Wa-Clone other than the Trap setting, and that is if (for example) Waluigi killed WaWaluigi, vanquishing him forever. He can be created again, through, just not with the memories of the past WaWaluigi that got killed.
* The claim against Bowser concerning abuse to his own troops is questionable, but as for the other claim, he is known to make bad decisions/plans as ruler.
* Bowser and Donkey Kong were heading back from a stake-out on Mario.
* Garlic is extremely rare, and part of the reason has to do with Wario-Man. It is said that if Wario eats enough Garlic, he can become Wario-Man as long as he wants.