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Bongo leśne - Zoopedia

### **Co to jest za gatunek?**

**Bongo leśne** *(Tragelaphus eurycerus)* – największa spośród afrykańskich leśnych antylop z rodziny **wołowatych** zamieszkująca afrykańskie lasy tropikalne i góry w Dolinie Konga.

## **Opis**

Ubarwienie zmienne, forma typowa jest brązowa w białe paski. Ubarwienie samic jest jaśniejsze. Samiec ma większe rogi, które jednak występują u obojga płci. Są one śrubowato zakręcone, u samców osiągają długość nawet 1 metra. Wzdłuż grzbietu przebiega grzywa. Ma świetny słuch.

Prowadzą **nocny** tryb życia.

## **Pożywienie**

Bongo leśne jest zwierzęciem **roślinożernym**. Żywi się:

* *roślinami zielnymi*
* *liśćmi bambusa*
* *młodymi gałązkami drzew*
* *owocami*

## **Rozród**

W okresie godowym samiec dołącza do stada samic. Po 9,5 miesiąca ciąży samica rodzi jedno cielę, które pozostaje blisko matki do ok. 2 roku życia. W tym momencie samce odchodzą i stają się samotnikami, podczas gdy młode pozostają ze stadem matki.
Vaati

## Moveset

Light Attack: Vaati performs a palm thrust

Light Attack Combo: Vaati performs a palm thrust, followed by an elbow strike, followed by a reverse kick.

Heavy Attack: Vaati tenses, then punches forward, releasing a small cyclone from his fist.

Dash Attack:  Vaati swings his arms forward, blowing the opponent away with a small wind blast.

Aerial Attack:  Vaati performs a flying kick.

## Voice Lines

Light Attack Death: Agh!

Heavy Attack Death: \*Gasp\* \*Sputter\*

Dash Attack Death: \*Whoosh\* Aghh!

Light Attack Kill: Die...

Heavy Attack Kill: Hahaha...

Dash Attack Kill: Whoosh...

Win: Feel My Wrath....

## Death Animations

Light Attack Death: Vaati Has A Small Amount Of Blood Splatter Out Of Him And Falls Backwards.

Heavy Attack Death: A Large Gaping Wound Forms In Vaati's Chest And He Falls On His Knees, Then Falls On His Back.

Dash Attack Death: Vaati stumbles backwards then falls.
Dżungla

**Zwierzęta** zamieszkujące dżunglę znajdą tu przytulne domostwo.

Aby rozmnażać zwierzaki potrzebujemy stajni umieszczonej na **wybiegu**. Każdy zwierzak potrzebuje inny poziom **rozbudowy stajni**.

Na wybiegi oprócz zwierząt można umieścić pomoce takie jak *Korytko*, *Poidełko*, czy też *Zabawka* aby podczas naszej nieobecności zbierały się punkty doświadczenia. Każdy zwierzak ma także animację zabawy, jak i jedzenia. Dodatkowo na wybieg można umieścić dekoracje wybiegowe.

**ᐊ Wróć do strony *Wybiegi***
Mario

## Entrance

Mario Jumps Up From A Pipe, Holding A Stiletto With A Goomba Stab Onto It Like A Kebab.

## Moveset

* Light Attack: Mario Punches With A Flame Around His Fist.
* Heavy Attack: Mario Will Punch The Opponent. If The Hit Lands, He Jumps Up And Stomps On Their Head.
* Dash Attack: Mario Jumps Forward And Sends A Fireball Out.
* Aerial Attack: Mario Flips In The Air, Doing A Headbutt Flip

## Voice Lines

* Light Attack Death: "Mama Mia!"
* Heavy Attack Death: \*Mario 64 Damage Noise"
* Dash Attack Death: \*Mario 64 Damage Noise\*
* Light Attack Kill: "Its-a Me, Mother-Fucker!
* Heavy Attack Kill: "Get Stomped!"
* Dash Attack Kill: "You Have Been Roasted And-a Toasted!"

## Death Animations

* Light Attack Death: Mario Has Blood Splatter Out Of Him And Falls Downwards.
* Heavy Attack Death: Mario Has A Huge Blood Splash Come Out Of His Chest.
* Dash Attack Death: Mario Falls Back Into A Green Pipe And Drowns.
Klonoa

## Moveset

Light Attack: Klonoa fires a wind bullet forwards

Dash Attack: Klonoa dives forwards, rolls and jumps out while kicking forwards.

Heavy Attack: Charges, then kick's upwards, followed by another kick. The first hit is weak, while the 2nd is very strong.

Aerial Attack: A sex kick

## Voice Lines

Light Attack Death: No...

Heavy Attack Death: AHHHHH!

Dash Attack Death: No Voice Lines

Light Attack Kill: Yes!

Heavy Attack Kill: Dont Mess With Me!

Dash Attack Kill: Boosh!

## Death Animations

Light Attack Death: Klonoa Falls Onto His Back.

Heavy Attack Death: Klono's Chest Explodes Open, Blasting Blood In Front Of Him.

Dash Attack Death: Klonoa's Neck Snaps And He Falls Back.
Daniel zwyczajny

**Zoopedia ᐅ**

* Podstawowy
* Łaciaty
* Albinos
* Czarny

Daniela zwyczajnego można zdobyć wyłącznie przez ***Akademię Zoologiczną***. Nie ma innej możliwości zdobycia tego gatunku do swojego zoo. Ten gatunek można umieścić na **wybiegu łąkowym**.

Istnieje szansa, że z **hodowli** dwóch zwykłych danieli urodzi się **czarny**, **łaciaty** albo **albinos**.

*"Mały daniel zwyczajny stawia swoje pierwsze kroki, zanim minie 30 minut od jego narodzin."*

Na jednym **wybiegu** jesteśmy w stanie pomieścić **8 osobników**.

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Travis

Haha!

## Moveset

Light Attack: Travis Punches The Opponent

Heavy Attack: Travis Swings His Bat

Dash Attack: Travis Sends Out A PK Fire Beam

Aerial Attack: Travis Spins In The Air With His Fists Out.

## Voice Lines

Light Attack Death: \*sputter\*

Heavy Attack Death: \*Wheeze\* Jesus!

Dash Attack Death: No Voice Lines.

Light Attack Kill: No Voice Lines

Heavy Attack Kill: Home Run!

Dash Attack Kill: Burn!....

## Death Animations

Light Attack Death: Travis Has Blood Splatter Out Of His Nose And Falls Backwards.

Heavy Attack Death: Travis Falls Back, Blood Spitting Out Of His Neck, Then Falls On His Knees, Trying To Hold Down The Wound Then Falls Down.

Dash attack Death: Travis Falls Down.
Koza domowa

**Zoopedia ᐅ**

* Podstawowa
* Biała

Koza domowa jest dostępna w sklepie od **2 poziomu** gry. Ten gatunek można umieścić na **wybiegu łąkowym**.

Dodatkowe umaszczenie można zdobyć przez zadanie ***"Piękna koza"***. Istnieje również szansa, że z **hodowli** dwóch brązowych kóz urodzi się **biała koza**.

*"Charakterystyczną cechą kóz jest naturalnie kozia bródka oraz ciągłe meczenie. Poza tym są doskonałymi wspinaczami."*

Na jednym **wybiegu** jesteśmy w stanie pomieścić **8 osobników**.

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Sonic & Tails

**Sonic & Tails** rapped against Gumball & Darwin in Gumball & Darwin VS Sonic & Tails! The duo consists of Sonic and Tails!

## Members

* Sonic
* Tails

## Lyrics

*[Sonic is in Blue while Tails is in Yellow!]*

### **Verse 1:**

Hey Tails, look at these two bozos failing a life!

Man, It seems like with heads that big all they can do is bite!

I’ve seen their show, they are obvious idiots

With brains smaller than little flower pellets! (Oh!)

Look at you short fools, down so low!

When it comes to your brains, you’re too slow!

Gumball, it looks like all your fat built up in your hips!

They should’ve gone down to your legs, look that those tiny little dips!

We have similarities between us with 300, and don’t call it hate!

300 is my IQ, and your guy’s head weight!

I’ll disintegrate you guys with my arm cannon!

The only power you guys have, is jail bait head-canons!

### **Verse 2:**

Thank god that’s over, I feel like that went on forever!

That verse was about as good as Gumball’s plans, that work never!

Also, Tails is mutant? Says the talking fish with 5 foot legs!

Plus, Gumball, how does it feel to be the only 12 year old with AIDS?

Uh, Sonic. He doesn’t have a single disease

Well, Can you come with a better diss, jeez!

Well, maybe I will as they can only do one thing

Which is getting satanic girls with evil powers, we got rings!

### **Verse 3:**

Yes, we know what you mean, and no we ain’t jelly

Of this cat and fish, who are as hairless as some Kelly!

We save animals, what do you guys do all day?

Probably mess around and commit crimes like the one starting with Jay!
Battle Inferno Fighters

Battle Inferno Fighters Is The First Instalment In the Inferno Fighter Franchise. It’s For The Nintendo Switch. It’s Like Smash Bros Lawl But With Some Unique Elements:

* It Uses Healthbars
* It Has Map Borders
* No Final Smashes Or Anything Like That
* No Items
* ”Buffs”. A player can equip a buff, or perk, to a character.

### Roster

* Max
* Hyun
* Toei Sonic
* CD-i Link
* Evil Ness

## Controls

Y-Light Attack

R-Heavy Attack

B-Jump

L Stick+Y-Dash Attack

B+Y-Jump Attack

## Maps

Max’s House (Them Song; Diss Track On Nathan)

Onett Town (Theme Song: Onett Town Theme)

The Castle (Theme Song: Zelda Theme)

Green Hill (Green Hill Zone)
Jake VS Obama

**Jake VS Obama** is an Off-season Joke battle between Jake, a made-up nerd, against Obama, the former-President of the United States of America! It is the 19th battle overall!

**Battle Length**: 0:54

## Dissers

Both played by Bob-crust!

* Jake
* Obama

## Lyrics

*[Jake is in Orange while Obama is in Brown!]*

### **Jake - Verse 1:**

I wanna stab you in the heart!

And in it, I'll stick a dart!

Even though you were a great president,

You were never resident!

Your wife is Michelle,

That includes an "L"!

You will immediately die

After I'm done baking this rye!

### **Obama - Verse 1:**

You're a pasty white boy with a zero IQ!

I'll use my bodyguard to shoot you, like "Pew Pew"!

You literally look like the stereotypical nerd!

I can predict what you'll say a minute before, ya' word!

I'll flip you like a penny!

You are as immature as that Timmy as a Denny's!

You are fat!

You're a lazy, lazy, little, white, flightless bat!

You try your best to avoid being in drama!

But, If someone looks at your face to fast it could give them life long trauma!

I'm a former-President! You're just a useless kid in 7th grade!

You are terrible at trying to help, like a messed up first-aid!

### **Jake - Verse 2:**

I don't care about you!

Even though you look like a beautiful emu!

### **Obama - Verse 2:**

You are so skinny it's concerning!

You are the opposite of my hot disses that are burning!

I'll crack you like a twig, ya' little pig!

I changed the world, you just showed us that Medusa does exist, ya' little stig!
Kapibara wielka

**Zoopedia ᐅ**

Kapibara wielka jest zwierzakiem **dostępnym jedynie do zakupu waluty premium**. Nie ma innej możliwości zdobycia tego gatunku do swojego zoo. Ten gatunek można umieścić na **wybiegu stepowym**.

*"Kapibary to największe żyjące gryzonie. Są bardzo socjalne i chętnie się bawią. W sytuacjach zagrożenia szczekają jak psy."*

Na jednym **wybiegu** jesteśmy w stanie pomieścić **7 osobników**.

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Ness

Ok!

Ness

## Entrance

Ness Jumps Down From The Mr Saturn Time Machine And Taps His Bat On The Ground.

## Moveset

Light Attack-Ness Swings His Bat

Heavy Attack-Ness Swings His Bat Into The Ground, Sending PSI Rockin Upwards.

Dash Attack-Ness Jumps Forward, Sending PSI Fire Blasts in Front Of Him.

Aerial Attack-Ness Spins Around, Swinging His Bat.

## Voice Lines

Light Attack Death: "Ahhh!"

Heavy Attack Death: "Ack!"

Dash attack Death: "Oof!"

Light Attack Kill: "Hahah!"

Heavy Attack Kill: "OK!"

Win: "Yeah!"

## Death Animations

Light Attack Death: Ness Falls Backwards, Blood Spitting Out Of His Chest.

Heavy Attack Death: Ness Stumbles Back, Blood Splattering Out Of A Wound In His Neck, Then Falls Forward.

Dash Attack Death: Ness Flips Backwards, Landing On His Head And Snapping His Neck.
Chara

## Moveset

* Light Attack: Chara Swings Her knife
* Heavy Attack: Chara Pulls On The Tough Glove And Swings Her Fist. If The Hit Lands, Chara Will Throw The Opponent Into The Ground.
* Dash Attack: Chara Tackles. If The Hit Misses, Chara Tumbles And Is Immobilized for a precious Split Second.
* Aerial Attack: Chara Does A Flying Kick

## Death Animations

* Light Attack Death: Chara Has Her Soul Break Then Blood Splatters Out Of Her Chest.
* Heavy Attack Death: Chara's Leg Snaps, The Bone Splitting Out Of Her Knee, Then Falls Down.
* Dash Attack Death: Chara Falls Backwards.
Beau VS Ben Ravencroft

**Battle** - Rap Meanings

**Beau VS Ben Ravencroft** is the 2nd episode of Ultra Mega Diss Tracks on the Cob BETA! It features Beau from *Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island* and Ben Ravencroft from *Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost* in a battle of Scooby-Doo characters who appeared in straight-to-DVD movies.

**Battle Length**: 1:31

## Dissers

Beau played by Bob-Crust

Ben Ravencroft played by Bob-Crust

## Lyrics

(Note: Beau is in Red while Ben Ravencroft is in Tan)

### **Beau - Verse 1**

My name is Beau!

And my burn's will hit ya' like a, Bow... and Arrow!

While I work everyday for the F.B.I...

You're just a grumpy little bad guy!

You died by being pulled in.

The most obvious villain since the pig, Napoleon!

### **Ben Ravencroft - Verse 1**

You dare challenge ME?

The wrath of a wicken (Hee hee)

I'm the main-course bad guy!

Where your a side-line kinda guy!

You just can't handle my spells!

But, As a gardener you've got some bad *smells*

### **Beau - Verse 2**

Oh yes, your magical spells...

Which you stole from your dead relative from hell!

Pretty messed up, Oh well!

### **Ben Ravencroft - Verse 2**

Wow, that verse was terrible!

Almost as bad as your film-able!

Plus your face looks like a bull,

That smashed it's face into a pole!

### **Beau - Verse 3**

You dare diss my film, it's a classic!

Your film makes everyone sick!

"Oh, you look like a bull haha!"

Have you been drinking? Like "Hick hick!"

Or are you just some massive prick!

Now get out, ya' filthy stick!

### **Ben Ravencroft - Verse 3**

I AM BEN RAVENCROFT!!

You're just a little bunny, little soft!

Will you man up, will ya'!

It's just a zombie, trying to kill ya'!

You are such a wimp! Jeez gosh, you suck!
Conrad Koch

*"Conrad Koch - Politik, die schmeckt."*

Conrad Koch ist 67 Jahre alt und Verteidigungsminister von QualityLand. Er wird als großer, etwas stämmiger, weißer Mann mit verknautschtem Gesicht beschrieben. Vor seiner Arbeit im Kabinett war er bekannter Fernsehkoch und besitzt u.a KochFoods AG. Koch spricht gerne mit Lebensmittel-Wortspielen. Auch sein Vater war erfolgreicher Koch. Er tritt für die Qualitätsallianz als Präsidentschaftskandidat an.

Politisch ist Koch im rechten Spektrum einzuordnen und versucht Wähler mit Panikmache vor den Ausländern zu gewinnen. Des Weiteren setzt er sich dafür ein, dass 89% des Budgets des öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunks für die Übertragungsrechte von sportlichen Großveranstaltungen eingekauft werden und dass Penisvergrößerungen von der Krankenkasse übernommen werden. Wahlhelfer der Qualitätsallianz versuchen über Hausbesuche noch unentschlossene Wähler von Kochs Wahlprogramm zu überzeugen.
Lód

Wszystkie **Zwierzęta** arktyczne znajdą tutaj dla siebie idealne domostwo.

Aby rozmnażać zwierzaki potrzebujemy stajni umieszczonej na **wybiegu**. Każdy zwierzak potrzebuje inny poziom **rozbudowy stajni**.

Na wybiegi oprócz zwierząt można umieścić pomoce takie jak *Korytko*, *Poidełko*, czy też *Zabawka* aby podczas naszej nieobecności zbierały się punkty doświadczenia. Każdy zwierzak ma także animację zabawy, jak i jedzenia. Dodatkowo na wybieg można umieścić dekoracje wybiegowe.

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Shigeru Miyamoto

**Shigeru Miyamoto** battled Notch, Jeb, and Dinnerbone in Shigeru Miyamoto VS Notch!

## Information on the Disser!

"Shigeru Miyamoto (Japanese: 宮本 茂 Hepburn: Miyamoto Shigeru, pronounced [mijamoto ɕiɡeɾɯ]; born November 16, 1952) is a Japanese video game designer and producer at Nintendo, where he serves as one of its representative directors. He is the creator of some of the most acclaimed and best-selling game franchises, such as Mario, The Legend of Zelda, and Donkey Kong."

-Shigeru Miyamoto Wikipedia Article

## Lyrics

### **Verse 1:**

I’m Shigeru Miyamoto, the father of Nintendo!

You know the Disney of video game companies, yo!

You’re just a fat bald nerd who made MineCrap!

With your Twitter so cringey, I bet you like Anime traps!

Who made Zelda, Star Fox, and not to mention Mario?

Well like that Bro, “It’s a me!”, oh!

You were that little, chunky, play in the sandbox person

But, you gave up that sandbox for some cheap cash, right Persson?

I’ll make notches right through your “success”

You’ve only made one game, and it’s boring, yes!

I still work! You’re just a money-hungry vessel of the past!

You having a good line is as infrequent as someone making a potion of haste!

For being Cave Game, mining is still pretty boring!

“Mine” is even in the game’s name, that causes a warring!

The game’s 10 years old, but still has basic glitches?

My 8-bit games are cleaner and they were made 24 years before it!

### **Verse 2:**

(Ugh) Your raps are almost as hard to listen to as the kids as MineCon!

That place reeks of cringe! Zero pros, all cons!

Your game has only lasted this long because of mods!

I don’t need no fans to keep my games a strong bod!

You saying something smart is as infrequent as a Minecraft update!

Because your little crew spends all their time on April Fool’s, bait!

Now tip ya’ fedora, you little manchild of missed potential!

You gave up the thing you loved, no going back, now suckle on a pretzel!

Like Mario, you can jump off an endless abyss! (Wahoo!)

Like Link, you can get followed by an annoying fairy all day! (Boo-hoo!)

You act like the Punch-Out Donkey Kong! (Huh-huh!)

Like Starfox, do a Barrel roll, fall, and clatter with a BONG! (Duh!)

### **Verse 3:**

Hey! Get the f\*ck out of my room, I’m beating Notch!

Well Jeb, you’re gayer than a Phantom flying right into your crotch!

Oh Daniel’s music, Mario has the catchiest tunes in town!

All you got is calm crap and scarring cave sounds!

I’m the meat of the chicken, you’re the leftover Dinnerbone!

I’m one in a billion, you’re expendable, replaceable. I pwn!

At Least you still work for Mojang, but you make trash decisions!

Like, Combat update 2, someone give this man a circumcision!
Boogeyman VS Bloody Mary

**Boogeyman VS Bloody Mary** is the 5th episode of UMDTOTC DEMO and is the 26th battle overall! It is between the monsters: the Boogeyman and Bloody Mary in a battle of monsters who kill you in your own home at night!

## Dissers

Both are played by Bob-crust!

* Boogeyman
* Bloody Mary

## Lyrics

*[Boogeyman is in Brown while Bloody Mary is in Red!]*

### **Boogeyman - Verse 1:**

(MU-HAHAHA!) I see your fears, I’m the Boogeyman!

Your greatness fear in your closet, through your window, and under your bed!

The most notorious monster, against what? A rip-off Carrie?

You’re an old fad that 5-years dare each other to do; You don’t scare me!

You think some “Disgusting little princess” can throw sh\*t at me?

Nope, ‘cause your puny game died faster than freaking Charlie Charlie!

So, don’t even try to come near, unless you want to feel the fear!

You fear, kids fear, all fear! I’m a hunter, you’re a deer!

But, enough of my wicked raps, let me see your flow!

Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! Now come on, go!

### **Bloody Mary - Verse 1:**

Ha! What’s this? (Ooo!)

Another brave, or should I say stupid, vermin for me to diss!

Shut your disgusting, teeth-filled mouth before I add another crack into your rear!

You’re happy face will be Grim when you see the skeleton in your mirror! (Oh!)

I was up and dandy until I saw your saggy-\*ss appear!

Your little tale is over-told; it’s overrated! I ‘cause the true fear!

You’re a myth! My folktale sh\*ts the pants of chaps at any age!

Your raps stink! I’d rather not hear them; I’ve got the powers of a mage!

What’s so frightening about you? I guess nobody knows!

I’ve seen scarier boogeys inside of my nose!

### **Boogeyman - Verse 2:**

(HAHAHA!) Wow, how funny! What a joke you are, yup!

‘Cause Mary I took your little lamb and munched him the f\*ck up!

You wouldn’t be scary even if kids didn’t have to play your game past midnight!

You aren’t prepared for the end of this fight, ‘cause I’m the soul knight!

### **Bloody Mary - Verse 2:**

You aren’t a knight! You’re a kidnapper; just a pedophile with an ugly-\*ss cover!

You make kids good; like Santa, except you don’t got a lover! (OH!)

You’re so plain I should toast you up and eat you with butter!

Not even your baby crib can protect you from me, so don’t try to take cover!
Michael Collins

**Micheal Collins** played a Third-party role in Buzz Aldrin VS Buzz Lightyear!

## Information on the Disser!

"Michael Collins (born October 31, 1930) is a former American astronaut, test pilot and major general of the United States Air Force Reserves. Selected as part of the third group of fourteen astronauts in 1963, he flew into space twice. His first spaceflight was on Gemini 10, in which he and Command Pilot John Young performed orbital rendezvous with two different spacecraft and undertook two extravehicular activities (EVAs, also known as spacewalks). His second spaceflight was as the Command Module Pilot for Apollo 11. While he stayed in orbit around the Moon in the command module, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin left in the lunar module to make the first crewed landing on its surface.

Collins is one of 24 people to have flown to the Moon, which he orbited thirty times. He was the seventeenth American in space, the fourth person (and third American) to perform a spacewalk, the first person to have performed more than one spacewalk, and, after Young, who flew the command module on Apollo 10, the second person to orbit the Moon alone."

-*Michael Collins Wikipedia Article*

## Lyrics

I think you forgot the reason you both survived!

While you were having fun, jumping on the Moon!

I was working on the ship, saving you buffoons!

‘CAUSE I’M MICHAEL COLLINS!

You might not of heard of me, but I saved these ballins

Starting with Buzz, cause, you didn’t do nothing!

Anything Neil did, you just followed him through!

And with you, Armstrong! You did your job…

But, you were just the leader to be the first to get on the thingamabob!

And plus, it the entire time, for you to come up with your famous line!

You 2 can’t compare to my radical mind!

I bet you both wish you could this battle in rewind!

During my Apollo trip, I Collin’d it!

And this battle is finished, I’m Callin it!
Królik domowy

**Zoopedia ᐅ**

* Podstawowy
* Czarnobiały
* Tygrysi
* W cętki
* Walentynkowy
* Albinos

Królik domowy jest dostępny w sklepie od **2 poziomu** gry. Ten gatunek można umieścić na **wybiegu łąkowym**.

Część dodatkowych umaszczeń można zdobyć przez ***Album kolekcjonerski***, a jedno przez ***konkurencje klubowe***. Dodatkowe umaszczenie specjalne można było zdobyć podczas ***eventu Walentynki 2021***.

*"Króliki domowe doskonale dopasowują się do nowych warunków i rozmnażają w błyskawicznym tempie."*

Na jednym **wybiegu** jesteśmy w stanie pomieścić **12 osobników**.

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Laurel & Hardy VS Andy Griffith & Barney Fife

**Laurel & Hardy VS Andy Griffith & Barney Fife** is the 9th episode of UMDTOTC ALPHA and the 17th battle overall! It features comedic groups Laurel & Hardy and Andy Griffith & Barney Fife from The Andy Griffith Show in a battle of comedic duos in the black-and-white era!

**Battle Length**: 1:10

## Dissers

All played by Bob-crust!

* Laurel
* Hardy
* Andy Griffith
* Barney Fife

## Lyrics

*[Laurel is in Light Gray, Hardy is in Gray, Andy Griffith is in Brown-Yellow, and Barney Fife is in Light Orange!]*

### **Andy Griffith & Barney Fife - Verse 1:**

I’m Andy Griffith, the most famous classic actor since Van Dyke!

I’m the god of the black and white era, I’m rocking this mic!

You better gird your loins, busters. You gotta fight on your hands!

I’ll call you guys Amelia Earhart, because your jokes never land!

There once was a deputy called Fife,

Who carried a gun and a knife for some dissing!

To bad your shorts were cut short!

Because Hardy-har died in the heart and little Laurel was so hurt!

You hear that? You two timing, zero rhyming, unfit dirty hogs!

Your comedy is quite odd, people collect your shorts like some weird pogs!

While we our number one show of our generation!

While your slack-sh\*t, slap-stick was left forgotten by the nation!

### **Laurel & Hardy - Verse 1:**

Try to mess with Oliver & Stan? I can’t watch a minute of your show I can’t stand!

Our shorts are loved to death from here to there, to many distant lands!

Your “Serious & Funny guy” format has been done a million time before!

Are acts are original, you little moles! If seen most of your jokes before, I coulda swore.

We are quite funny, we don’t even need to talk to make some hardy, charmings!

But, from what we’ve observed, you guys tried so hard to be funny! It’s quite jarring!

We can just get hit in the faces to be famous, you little disgraces!

While only Grandmas and Grandpas watch you, we will be introduced to new ages for ages!

### **Andy Griffith & Barney Fife - Verse 2:**

We work! Our important job is our perk!

While you guys just drive around town getting yourselves hurt!

You guys just to do something and just fail after fail!

From trying to make a sail to a sale, that’s as bland and stale as some kale!

‘Cause you two are just two little brats!

Even Hardy can argue with the facts were spitting, ya’ hacks!

You guys take 30 minutes to carry a box upstairs, mates!

Hardy, you stare at the screen like some fat rejected Office character, mate!

### **Laurel & Hardy - Verse 2:**

We fail because that’s our act, we got show after show with our busy bodies!

You guys need some help, mates. No one wants drama with hotties in a comedy!

Let me Come Clean. We can do one thing, and one thing only!

And still make it super funny, and MAKE THAT MONEY!

We had hundreds of shorts, movies, and other things of that sort!

After The Griffith Show ended, your careers went to sh\*t! Abort! Abort!

We got the funny hats and quirky suits to make you snear with joy! (Owwwh!)

Everybody cheers with some feel-good applause! Come here, boy! (Ow!)
Gumball & Darwin

**Gumball & Darwin** rapped against Sonic & Tails in Gumball & Darwin VS Sonic & Tails! The duo consists of Gumball and Darwin!

## Members

* Gumball
* Darwin

## Lyrics

*[Gumball is in Cyan while Darwin is in Orange!]*

### **Verse 1:**

Uh, Darwin how are we supposed to start this?

I think we just talk until we pop outta diss

Ok, that makes sense, but where should we start?

Maybe we should diss Sonic about his stone heart!

Yeah, Sonic you are a sarcastic jerk!

Wait, why do I feel hypocrisy rising while he’s feeling hurt?

Uh, I don’t know.

Well, maybe we should be original and diss their shows!

Oh, is that because the only good one is Sat AM?

Yes exactly, but we should have more personal disses towards them!

Sonic, you’re a cocky jerk, I only do light sarcasm!

You say that we have weird fanfiction, look at that weeb having a o\*gasm!

Uh, Gumball. What does that word even mean?

I don’t know, but I think it has to do with a fox and alien genes!

Oh, like how his whole name is just a dumb pun?

While I’m a cute, lovable fish. This verse is done!

### **Verse 2:**

Oh you got rings, oh no we’re so jealous!

All our classmates have personality, what you get your friends at a Dellys?

Or maybe you got them from our dad’s belly?

It’s because they suck if you didn’t know, be jelly!

### **Verse 3:**

We heard that you like chili dogs, what a disgusting food!

You always try to be the cool guy, but my name’s Zac my dude!

I’m the third of my kind while you guys are older than stone

(Uh, yeah the third) Well, your guy’s legs are skinnier than a bone!
Blurryface

**Blurryface** rapped with Tyler Joseph in Billie Eilish VS Tyler Joseph against Billie Eilish!

## Information on the Disser!

"Their fourth album name, 'Blurryface', is based on a persona of the same name created by vocalist Tyler Joseph. He said that the character represents both his and other people's insecurities. He uses blank ink on his neck and hands to represent this character, as seen in the 'Stressed Out' music video."

-NME Article

## Lyrics

This isn’t some game kid, you need to make some money!

This career won’t last forever, I’m more disappointed than your mommy!

You’re cool on the outside, but you are really just soft and gullible!

To bad you never smile, you would have been great at a McDonald’s drive thru!

My sick rhymes will make you cry, cry down from your Ocean Eyes!

They’ll fly down like a rocket ship, you ruined everyone’s lives!

Making these 14-year-old girl’s more sad, and more annoying to hear!

Too bad you’re homeschooled, you would’ve been made fun of, Little Miss Queer!
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*"Chociaż kajguliki pręgowane nie mają na zewnątrz uszu, bardzo dobrze słyszą. Pod wodą nawet lepiej niż na lądzie."*

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Buzz Lightyear

**Buzz Lightyear** went against Buzz Aldrin in Buzz Aldrin VS Buzz Lightyear!

## Information on the Disser!

"Buzz Lightyear is a fictional character in the *Toy Story* franchise. He is a toy Space Ranger superhero according to the movies and an action figure in the franchise. Along with Sheriff Woody, he is one of the two lead characters in all four *Toy Story* movies. He also appeared in the movie *Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins* and the television series spin-off *Buzz Lightyear of Star Command*.

He is voiced by Tim Allen in the *Toy Story* films, a few video games, and the *Buzz Lightyear* movie, while Patrick Warburton provides the voice for the TV series."

-*Buzz Lightyear Wikipedia page*

## Lyrics

Good question! I’m an action figure!

With action voices and action powers!

Also, Your more successful, how-er?

You’re lucky you didn’t crash into a tower!

I’m Buzz Lightyear, Star Commander!

You did one thing and then retired!

While, I never quit the job I did!

As, I went from kid to kid!

I’m an Icon, everybody’s heard of me!

While you’re just a dead man wearing a tee!

You always acted like a knock-off James Bond!

And, later spaceman! Infinity and beyond!
Team Bucket

## Battle Information

### Released

August 21, 2019

**Team Bucket** went against Team Brown in Charlie Bucket VS Charlie Brown!

## Members!

* Charlie Bucket
* Grandpa Joe
* Augustus Gloop
* Violet Beauregarde
* Veruca Salt
* Mike Teavee
* Willy Wonka
* Oompa Loompas

## Lyrics

### **Verse 1:**

I’m Charlie Bucket, if you didn’t know that you can suck it!

I’m the owner of the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, puck it!

You’re so insecure as you look like a horse, neigh

And you’re so unlikable, you’ll make my Grandpa say:

You can do less than the things I understand at a mall

I bet you get called ugly more times than you’ve kicked a Football!

I’m in my nineties and I can still dance around and sing

While you can’t even Ice Skate, it makes me mentally scream!

### **Verse 2:**

Oh man, you better stop messing around!

That verse seriously just made me frown!

Just stop trying, I’ll beat you down town!

Let’s see how happy you are when my friends come around!

(Oop-) I’m Augustus Gloop and you smell like poop!

And you frown so far, faster than I can eat my chocolate bars!

(Yeah!) I’m a gum-chewing, candy-swallowing, super machine!

And your raps are slower than me using the latrine!

I’m Veruca Salt, I get whatever I want!

And what I want is for you to get out cause you’re a c\*nt!

I’m Mike Teavee, I’ve seen your specials on my screen!

And they suck more than the first time I had a green bean!

And you can’t succeed, because with our lines crushed your dreams!

Beating you will be as easy as Veruca being mean! (Wait, WHAT!?)

Me and my incredible luck will make this clean…

And easy. Against this Big-Headed Bobble, I’ll call you Gene!

### **Verse 3:**

We might be outnumbered, but not for long!

Prepare to be finished, as you hear the song! (OH!)

What do you get from some large-headed kids!

That smell so bad, making people pop off lids!

Do you get some healthy kids or…

Do you get some rotten peanut-smelling misfits! (Oh!)

I’m Willy Wonka, the Wild Ol’ Gene!

Messing up kids from their head to their jeans!

I’m the chocolate man, I’m a famous man!

I’m a 1st Grade teachers favorite movie, man!

I make gravity-defying candy, I’m a scientist!

With a higher IQ than Einstein, I can give you all a Skin Test!

And trust me, my factories safer than a Bullet Vest!

So, please. Go in there and di-, I mean begin your quest!
Kool-Aid Man

**Kool-Aid Man** went against Pepsi Man in Pepsi Man VS Kool-Aid Man!

## Information on the Disser!

"The Kool-Aid Man is the primary mascot for Kool-Aid, a brand of flavored drink mix. The character has appeared on television and print advertising as a fun-loving, gigantic and anthropomorphic pitcher filled with cherry Kool-Aid and marked with a smiley face. He is typically featured answering the call of children by smashing through walls and furnishings and then holding a pitcher filled with Kool-Aid drink while yelling his catchphrase, "Oh yeah!"'

-*Kool-Aid Man Wikipedia Article*

## Lyrics

### **Verse 1:**

OH YEAH! I’m the Kool-Aid Man!

And I’m much better than you, man!

I can break through all the freaking brick walls!

While you step over a manhole and fall!

You have only been in 13 Pepsi commercials

While I have been in them… ALL!

Pepsi sucks and you know it does

It hasn’t changed and it always was!

### **Verse 2:**

Eww, gross! Why would you think I want to know that?

That verse was like your freaking butt, flat!

The only thing going for you is your abs

But, you are so cringey, I bet you still dab!

### **Verse 3:**

Cool, Great, Amazing news!

That verse was almost as bad as the juice I ooze!

And yes I hang out with children, It’s an endless QnA!

Plus, I have a story about a rejected mascot… Upon A-
Amelia Earhart VS Neil Armstrong

**Amelia Earhart VS Neil Armstrong** is the 2nd episode of UMDTOTC DEMO and is the 23rd episode overall! It features Amelia Earhart and Neil Armstrong in a battle of people famous for flying!

**Battle Length**: 1:27

## Dissers

Both played by Bob-crust!

* Amelia Earhart
* Neil Armstrong

## Lyrics

*[Amelia Earhart is in Red while Neil Armstrong is in Cyan!]*

### **Amelia Earhart - Verse 1:**

It’s Amelia Earhart, the aviator known by all!

It takes just one small step for me to kick ya’, punch ya’, knock ya’, you’ll fall!

I broke grounds! The first person to attempt to fly around the world!

You’re boring \*ss face is plainly... boring. It makes me want to hurl!

### **Neil Armstrong - Verse 1:**

Houston we have a problem, this failed pilot thinks she can rap!

But, watch out Earhart! The Eagle was landed to beat your \*ss!

What you did was one small step, what I did was one large leap!

I’m the first man on the Moon! You’re famous for failing, beep beep!

### **Amelia Earhart - Verse 2:**

I don’t think you understand that the best way to rap good… is to rap good!

Too bad Janet left you because of your sm-sm-small wood!

Yes, I failed. But, did you Earhart hear my quote: “Adventure is worthwhile in itself”!?

I inspired millions of people to do what I did, you ignorant belf!

### **Neil Armstrong - Verse 2:**

Sorry couldn’t hear ya’ over the fact you went missing at 39!

Not only was I an astronaut, I was also an aviator, pilot, professor, and rapper who spits dope rhymes!

I didn’t have enough time in my 82 year life to do all the scientific things I could’ve done!

I went through space, you couldn’t pass an ocean! I’ve already won!

### **Amelia Earhart - Verse 3:**

Are you kidding me, questioning what I’ve done?

I set records, made best-sellers, and made the Ninety-Nines! I influenced, what you did was for nothing, son!

My rap skills are bigger than your daughter’s tumor!

But, dying from cardiac surgery, that’s gotta hurt more than losing a loved one, or!

I proved to all women that they can do just as much as men!

Especially when it comes to rapping, you’re not worth a single yen!

I flew with just me and my plane, you just followed the protocol!

Anyone could’ve taken your place. You’re not special, just lucky, you’re not cool!

### **Neil Armstrong - Verse 3:**

You’re acting like what I did was easy! I did my leader role masterfully!

Research is creating new knowledge to see just how badly you failed, painfully!

I took a risk, and look at me now! Everyone will know my name for generations!

Apollo 11 went so well, some people still don’t believe it in some nations!

I was the first to feel the Moon’s gravity, because of me we all know this!

I got the famous line that all the kids these days say, I diss! (Oh!)

The Canary was a good name for it, as you got completely canned!

You’re just a Nikumar-moron who can’t even do there job, flying a plane, damn!
Target VS Walmart

**Target VS Walmart** is the 6th episode of UMDTOTC DEMO and is the 27th episode overall! It features the stores, Target and Walmart, in a battle of the classic rivalry of Super Markets!

## Dissers!

Both played by Bob-crust!

* Walmart
* Target

## Lyrics

*[Walmart is in Light Blue while Target is in Red!]*

### **Walmart - Verse 1:**

What’s up, It’s Walmart! How you gonna battle me ya’ old fart?

‘Cause I’m gonna spit some disses dirtier than your carts!

I mean, it’s disgusting! Almost as much as taking a shot right in public!

I’m factually number one! You only place 8th in the Republic!

You got a mascot, a bulldog with a target on his eye, ain’t that clever!

Well I’ll shoot a Bullseye right through his eye, just another endeavor!

I’ve got always low prices to smack down your always high-priced sh\*t!

I’ve got 3x more money than you, so you can choke on my bit!

### **Target - Verse 1:**

Nah, I’ll pass. I don’t think anybody likes you enough for that kinda move!

I’ve got built in Starbucks and great pretzels! You got nothing, ya’ boob!

Ha, live better? Then, why do you handout shotguns?!

“They’re safe, but know what’s not! Video games, am I right, hun?”

You’re kidding me! You’ve got the same amount of brains in you as Trump!

My carts, Whatevs. Your make-up sections smell like someone took a dump!

It means it sucks, ya’ wh\*re! I’ve got better items enstore!

You couldn’t get any worse even if 2 lads started humping right in your store!

### **Walmart - Verse 2:**

You really think I would do something that unsanitary!

Well, maybe you would, Mr. P\*rn-playing-over-intercom, ayy!

I mean, that’s wretched! How could you hire such an incompetent lad!

If your sh\*tty stores would just close I would be quite glad!

But, I’m mad! ‘Cause, your skills are even lower than your Black Friday sales!

You suck so much, that even when it comes to sucking you still somehow fail!

As for me, I'm out of your league! I thought I was supposed to expect more!

Your store’s just a bore, so you can… leave through the door!

### **Target - Verse 2:**

Wow, that was sh\*t! That verse was more terrible than you are money-hungry!

I thought you made enough already, but no, you had to make cheap copies

Of better foods, chips, and bags! You’re getting away with highway robbery!

What a jerk you be! But, to be straight, you’re the “Great Value” version of me!

I gotta say that none of your sh\*ts are on anyone’s Christmas wish lists!

On your way out, grab a price booklet, and if you don’t cut yourself I’ll be pissed!

You’re a teenie weenie d\*ck; a small town destroying prick!

You’re a Monopoly in denial, making a real-\*ss wage gap exist!
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Obsidian Release: Razor Grains

(Note: The picture is of the grains of Obsidian under a microscope, each grain is roughly the size of a grain of Sand).

Taking inspiration from the Kazekai of the Northern G.M.E states, an Obsidian Release user decided to exploit one of the deadliest traits of Obsidian: how sharp it truly is when broken (or an Obsidian edge in general). When broken down into extremely tiny pieces, Obsidian can be manipulated in a similar fashion to famous Sand users such as Gaarccolo, though Obsidan in this state doesn't have the best Defensive capabilities (due to shattering into even smaller pieces so easily). However this seemingly Defensive weakness, is actually it's greatest Offensive strength. Nearly any Defense can be penetrated by small grains of Obsidian, and torn apart both externally and internally. This is why the Razor Grains Techniques is so effective vs Earth Release, or powerful Physical Defenses, as it can essentially bypass Durability to a large degree, cutting apart whatever it makes contact with simply by slipping into structural weak points, such as cracks or an uneven surface. And with enough force, the grains can even deal damage on a cellular level. A particularly lethal and brutal killing method was created as an extension of this Techniques, by having people inhale these grains and manipulating the shards afterwards, tearing apart a person's torso. This can also be done manually, in a similar way Gaara from the Naruto Series created Sand Bullets to slow/immobilize enemies by manipulating the Sand in their blood-stream, albeit the manipulation over Obsidian injected into the blood-stream with similar bullets would be purely just to tear the person apart. The only real reason this Technique isn't an S-Tier or even a Forbidden Technique, is due to the rarity of it and extreme prerequisites it takes to require Obsidian Release in the first place. Also, as long as you just don't touch the Obsidian, you're completely safe.
Zaburo Gaez

## Gallery

**Zaburo Gaez** (ザブロ・ゲーズ, *Zaburo Gēzu*?) is the adjutant of the Scarlet Stele King Grysilis Derro.

## Appearance

Zaburo looks like a small boy whose gaze and mannerisms give off a feeling of shrewdness.

## Personality

Zaburo places his research above everything else, including people's lives, as he voiced his interest in dissecting Eleonore and Zeshia. Despite his appearance, Zaburo's speech is reminiscent of that of an old man, possibly due to being reincarnated.

## History

Zaburo served the Scarlet Stele King since the Mythical Age. At some point, he created a magic relic based on the spells *Jerga* and *Aske*, which was mistaken to be Jerga's.

## Synopsis

### Great Spirit Arc

When the Jerga-Kanon students bring the relic to Midhaze Castle in order to dispose of it, Zaburo appears and poisons them. Eleonore and Zeshia eventually come as well, so he reveals the true purpose behind Eleonore's creation— to create a vessel strong enough to hold the power of a God. Zaburo then shows his desire to dissect them for his research on source magic. Afterward, he summons scarlet steles that turn their classmates from the Hero Academy and the people at the castle into ghouls to chase after them.

The girls find the main monument powering the spell, but they don't have enough power to destroy it. To make it more difficult, Zaburo uses the steles again to cast *Jino Greanas*, reducing their magic power even further. However, he is shocked when Eleonore uses *Aske* to gather magic from seemingly nowhere. But she reveals that she's using her spell form to create the emotions within a source directly, without having to create the sources themselves, and then destroys the monument. Zaburo is still in disbelief that a humanoid magic could surpass the Scarlet Stele King's magic, but Eleonore reminds him that she's the Demon King's magic.

## Abilities

* **Great Magic Power**: As a demon from the Mythical Age, his magic power is very high compared to demons from the modern Magical Age.
* **Spell Theory**: Due to being the adjutant and disciple of the Scarlet Stele King, Zaburo has demonstrated great magic knowledge as he was able to create demon versions of the *Jerga* and *Aske* spells, as well as create *Goa Grum*, which is an improved version of Anos' *Igrum* spell.

## Magic

*See: Magic*

* **Igreana**
* **Goa Grum**
* **Jino Greanas**

## Equipment

*See: Items*

* **Zaburo Gaez's unnamed stele**
* **Scarlet Steles**

## Relationships

### Grysilis Derro

His master. The two share the same lack of ethics in the pursuit of magic research.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 1 (II)
2. ↑ Light Novel Volume 4 Act 1, Chapter 10
Arnold Schwarzenegger VS Danny Devito

**Arnold Schwarzenegger VS Danny Devito** is the 3rd episode of Ultra Mega Diss Tracks on the Cob BETA! It features Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito in a battle of famous actors known for their odd voices.

**Battle Length**: 0:57

## Dissers

Arnold Schwarzenegger played by Bob-crust

Danny Devito played by Bob-crust

## Lyrics

(Note: Arnold is in Cyan while Danny Devito is in Gray)

### **Arnold Schwarzenegger - Verse 1**

(Arullll!) Hey Danny, you look like my Nanny!

And smell like my Granny (AOhhh!)

Danny, I’ll beat you in a bash!

You’re crash, man! You’re trash, man!

I’ll mash you up real good, man!

You're short and stocky, put the COOKIE DOWN!

While I’m buff and tough, someone give me a CROWN!

I’m Arnold Schwarzenegger, everybody’s heard of me!

So go walk outta here bud, Gee!

### **Danny Devito - Verse 1**

I don’t know, I think it’s funny!

That your face looks like a chiseled bunny!

(Oh-) I’m Crash, man? No, I’m Cash, man!

Cause Everybody needs money, man!

I’m a self-made actor, in hundreds of hits!

While your first movies sucked... and your accent saved your hits!

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull:

Like, how to shut your freaking mouth hole!

I made Matilda, and I made Twins…

Not another boring Arnold Movie, Depends!

### **Arnold Schwarzenegger - Verse 2**

(Arrl!) And I’m BACK! And I’m stacked!

Your so low down on the ground, you have gotta be a bit-smacked!

### **Danny Devito - Verse 2**

Oh okay, your gonna be like that!

Well you’re uglier than the Predator, rat-a-tat-tat!

While I can actually rock being a cat!

And you look strong enough, you can be my floor mat!

And if you question me, I’ll hit you with my base bat!

P.S. You should check your hairline, get a hat!

### **Arnold Schwarzenegger - Verse 3**

Aooohl, shut up Devito, you’re not neato!

You’re as memorable as the Playstation Vita!

While my eye is red like the Terminator,

Your busy trying to get on a good show which is impos-

### **Danny Devito - Verse 3**

Hold up, hold up. Did you even watch Friends?

Or did you spend to much time watching Tough up with Armands!

### **Arnold Schwarzenegger - Verse 4**

Oh- I’m sick and tired of you mucking around!

Go, get to the Chopper, and get out of Town!

## Scrapped Lyrics

While my eye is red like the Terminator,

Your busy trying to find were the garbage is a-