Episode 403: Chaos In Omnivale

John Wick arrives in Omnivale to investigate who has been selling weapons to the villains. Meanwhile, cute aliens are being targeted by a serial killer.

## Episode Summary

Zorg was away most of this episode. John Wick shows up and is a badass. The other two are cute and friendly and everyone gets happy about the T-swifty show at the Amphitheater.

Cute little aliens, like Ewoks and Stitch are being slaughtered, brutally! The town of Omnivale has erupted in Chaos, as a shadowy arms dealer supplies the cities villains with high powered killing tools.

Despite all this, the Ruth's Chris is still abuzz with hungry customers. Penny seated a single Ewok in the best corner booth of the floor, but Miranda can't fire her because she's probably already forming a union and she'll get in trouble. Just when Miranda and Paul get off their shift, Zorg shows up after being weirdly absent all night. But as head waiter they have not to question him, he shouts, and before they can even figure out what he's up to, he zips off again in the Puth.

At some point, John Wick enters the RC. He looks really tired, and drove 18 hours nonstop. Now he needs to make a call and eat. Eventually Zorg shows up and sets him up with a primo dirty steak on a dirty plate. We find out that John is Eric Draven's brother, and he expects to have his meal comped or put on Eric's tab.

Paul makes a lot of lewd jokes and puns and an Ewok runs out of the RC without paying. No one cares and Paul even says they don't give a fuck.

John uses Pauls phone to call Eric but it goes straight to voicemail. He decides to make the most of it and send a selfie with all of them instead, even Miranda is on it.

3 Days later, John returns to the RC. He's been investigating the town but tonight he wants to have a little fun. At some point they figure out they all love Taylor Swift and as luck would have it, tonight is the night she's playing at the Omnivale Amphitheatre! They book an Uber and drive over.

When the driver arrives though, it's none other than Zorg, in the Puth!! He's been doing Uber on the side, trying to get rich.

On the drive over, they all notice some odd objects poking them and the puth feels unusually cramped. Zorg tells everyone not to go looking in the glovebox and other compartments and disregard all the gun wrappers and blades. Very sus! One of them fiddles with the radio and they put on some intense metal music.

They get to the Amphitheater and John Wick says he needs to got out to get to his change for the tip - but then just runs off. Even though he had the tickets or said he'd get them in, something he denies vocally. He returns seconds later because he actually doesn't have any tickets. They decide not to include him in the rest of their evening, jump into the Puth and lock the doors, Then they speed off to the concert where Miranda gets them the tickets.

## 20/20/20

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This one also has 32 minutes of DWP to make up for whatever caused Nate to only have 8 minutes last week. So it's 32/20/20, once again shattering the bounds of the format CC themselves created.

The Lore is that the Paul, Miranda and Zorg all watched their movies in the Puth on the journey into the Omniverse.

## Guest Starring

Andrew.........as..........John Wick, brother of Eric Draven, Cousin to Sam and Dean Winchester. Some say he's *the* Boogieman, others say he killed the Boogieman.

Andrew was already mentioned way back in season 1 of that other universe as the first potential guest, and now 3 seasons later it's finally been manifested. This is the second time someone from E1 has been on ClayneCast. He also does cool paintings you can buy prints of, more info here.

### Supporting cast

Ewok

Penny (Off set)

## Notable quotes

### Miranda, stone-cold bitch and sociopath

* "He's not in love with anybody, he is the Arms deale- what do we have to DO to tell him he's the Arms dealer, what do we have to do?!"
* "I can't find the Uber app, they're always changing the fucking color of the Uber app!"
* "And what about all these wrappers for Glocks and stuff?"
* "The lights of the Amphitheater are beautiful!"
* "Oh you wanna do a Karen-Haircut-off? Okay...! Oop! I just adjusted mine a little bit, now I'm taller!"
* "I think it's kinda cool that um...someone's torturing these...little guys." (about the slain cute aliens)

### Paul

* "I'm like Baby Yoda. Grogu. So sweet and Cute."
* "Maybe he's in love with me and that's why he's so mean to me."
* "I don't CARE about any of this, I just wanna see Taylor Swift, when is the Uber supposed to come?!"
* "Alright so you don't even speak any...you don't even speak any fucking English then?
* "I *gave...*to them. I'm a giver." (giving sexual favors to biker gangs)
* "I mean what's going on here? They're rippin' off my thing! And I'm not talking about getting my thing ripped off, trust me. That thing, downstairs."

### Zorg, a real guy

* "I've been doing Uber on the side"
* "There's no weapons, there's no arms. There's nothing like that." (in Omnivale)
* "Don't check the glovebox. There's nothing in the glovebox. You're not allowed to look in the glovebox."
* "There's no movies."
* "YOU WORM! Don't even *look* at me!!" (to Paul)
* "Your hands are weapons. Should we be taking hands away from people?"
* "That's not a fucking needler, it's not the fucking needler!!"
* "I'm a huge swifty!"

### John Wick

* "Busy doing *what*?"
* "Perhaps he's sad, and no-one knows."
* "Line up in front of my gun."
* "That guy couldn't sell arms to a bodybuilder."
* "I had a love once; Buffy - my slayer."
* "I didn't order Cake."

### Andy Cohen

* "Hummina hummina humminaminamina!"
* "Arf arf. Woof woof. I wonder if our boys will become doggies with John Wick. Arf arf."
* "After all, it's Saturday night and we in the spot don't believe me just watch. C'mon!"

## Trivia

At one point, Miranda grabs hold of the radio in the Puth/Uber and puts on "Danger: Wildman" by the Dayton, Ohio band "The Devil Wears Prada".

"The Fifth Element" was released on May 7, **1997**. The Needler weapon made its first appearance in the original "Halo: Combat Evolved" which was released for the Xbox console on November 15, **2001**.

Miranda makes twice what Zorg makes, who makes quadruple as much as Paul makes. Zorg still owes Uber 3000 Dollars.

Strangely enough, this episode also ends with the old intro and first few seconds of Season 3 episode 3. Could there be a pattern? Andy calls this the closing theme. What a strange world this is!