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Vroom

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"The Vroom have an instinctive love for anything fast and dangerous. Their natural mechanical skills and enthusiasm for showing off have given them the reputation of being the most daring of all of the Funkeys. The Vroom only reinforce this reputation by constantly performing what appear to be ever increasingly dangerous feats, when in fact these stunts are carefully choreographed and practiced with safety in mind.*

*Most Vroom perform their stunts purely for the love of the stunt itself, and often do so before a cheering audience of their fellow Funkeys. They constructed a giant arena, called the Room De Vroom, on Laputta Station for their performances.*

*The Deuce work hard at being "deuce", but the Vroom are just naturally cool."*

## Trivia

* The title of Vroom's game "Super Vroom-Ball" could be a reference to Super Monkey Ball.
Pineapple King

## Funkey Codex Entry

*"The Pineapple King, the current chieftain of Funkiki Island, comes from a long line of Funkiki rulers, stretching back as far as any native can remember. The Pineapple King’s ancestors have always ruled over, and kept the presence of the Funkiki Natives a secret from all but the most trusted Funkey.*

*Whenever a new Funkiki Chieftain is crowned, a great naming ceremony is held to determine the royal title by which the new chieftain will be called. With much singing and dancing, the Funkiki Natives carry their King in a grand canoe to the most sacred and secret location on the great outer reef. The new chief must then cast the sacred naming net into the sea and see what it is that he hauls in.*

*Whatever it is that the new chief manages to catch in the sacred naming net determines the title by which he will now be known. Needless to say, most Chieftains end up being named after whatever hapless fish just happens to be swimming by at the time, and there have been several “Tuna Kings”, “Squid Kings”, a few “Bass Kings”, and in one particularly messy incident, there was even a “Very Angry Shark King” ….Uh, his reign as Chieftain was extremely short lived.*

*How it is that the Pineapple King managed to catch a Pineapple in his net rather than a fish is a matter of great debate. Some believe that this was a great magical event that signaled a changed in the Funkiki way of living was near. Others however speculate that the new Chieftain just didn’t want to be named after yet another stinky fish, and somehow managed to sneak a pineapple out on the canoe!"*
Drift

## Gallery

*"The Drift feel the need... the need for speed! The Drift do everything fast. They walk fast, drive fast, and even talk fast. The Drift talk in their special Drift language as rapidly as they possibly can! They talk so fast that the term "motor mouth" was coined to describe anyone who is talking too quickly to understand what it is that they are saying! Also, when someone is having trouble being understood they say, "Do you catch my drift?"*

*The Drift have gifted talent for anything mechanical, and are constantly tinkering with things in order to make them faster. The Drift are always designing and building faster and faster vehicles, and they will spend days making slight yet precise adjustments to their creations in order to get even the littlest amount of additional speed.*

*This mechanical talent and love of fast things makes the Drift the best friends of the Vroom. The Drift are always making modifications to Vroom stunt vehicles in order to make them faster and able to jump larger and more dangerous stunts. The Vroom, in turn, test all the new crazy fast vehicle designs that the Drift can think of... sometimes with spectacular results."*
Snipe

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"If you ask a Snipe, they will gladly tell you that the Snipe are the best trained, best equipped, toughest, fastest, meanest and most humble members of the Funkeys Armed Recon Stealth Elites. Of course that’s because only Snipe are allowed to join the F.A.R.C.E!*

*While it is typically the Webley explorers that will discover new lands on Terrapinia (and beyond), it is always an elite group of Snipe that will be next sent to the newly discovered territory. Being uniquely suited to sneak around without being detected, it’s the job of F.A.R.C.E. to perform stealth reconnaissance on any new territory, scout out and deal with any potential danger, and make sure that everything is safe for future Funkeys travelers.*

*The Snipe pride themselves on their extensive training regiments and their military discipline. The distinguished F.A.R.C.E. leader, General Key-Oki expects his troops to always be ready for new and dangerous missions. General Key-Oki keeps the Snipe commandos in constant training exercises so that they will be prepared to deploy at a moment’s notice! Because of this constant training, these groups of Snipe become like brothers.*

*Spending so much time crawling through high grass and running training mission deep into the bush has led the Snipe to be given the nickname “the Bush Brothers.” Most enlightened Funkeys equate the word Bush with F.A.R.C.E. However most Funkeys also say, “May the F.A.R.C.E. be with you….because you certainly don’t want them against you!”*
Sprocket

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"As an ambitious primary student at Funkeystown, the young Dr. Tinker created the first Sprocket as an entry into his school science contest.*

*Designed to help the Boggle with garbage duties, Dr. Tinker bragged to the contest judges that his design would turn waste material into a much more delicious food then that “bland Boggle Butter!” However, when he turned on, rather than producing something delicious, Sprocket only wanted to dance. While their herky-jerky groove was impressive in its own right, Dr. Tinker had no time for a Sprocket when they danced.*

*While Dr. Tinker may not have liked it, the kids in Funkeystown loved to dance like Sprocket! Sprocket’s dance, the robot, as it became known, was all the craze. Sprocket’s popularity grew, but like all fads, one day the kids no longer wanted to do the dance. Since he was kind of a one dance Funkey, he wandered off and was not heard of again.*

*Now, the Sprocket, dancing robots, are a reoccurring nightmare for most Funkey kids as they are reminded of just how silly they really looked!"*

## Gallery

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Taejo

## In-game Description

*"The son of Tetsua Togokahn, owner of Togokahn Motors, Taejo races not only for his team, but also for the glory of his family! Although he is a member of the Togokahn Clan, Taejo has earned his position as the captain of the Togokahn Motors Racing Team through his incredible racing skills and fearless attitude.*

*As a profitable company, Togokahn Motors is always in danger of a corporate takeover from greedy companies like Royalton Industries. Taejo has vowed to keep his father’s company in the family and drives each race as if the company is at stake!*

*This single minded dedication to his family sometimes blurs the lines between good and bad when it comes to Taejo’s motives. You never know if he is your friend or has alternative motives."*

## Gallery

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Jerry Pearl

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"Jerry Pearl is the number one tour guide, beach bum, and local legend of Funkiki Island. However, looking at Jerry, with his torn shirt, ratty sandals and all around mellow vibe, it’s hard to believe that he was once the hard partying singer and lead guitarist in the most famous band in all Terrapinia, AOXOMOXOA.*

*As a youth, Jerry was fascinated by all things musical, and would hang around Da Scratch Club and U.F.U.N.K. Studios learning tips and techniques from all of the famous touring Funkey musicians that stopped through Funkeystown. Hanging around such a wide “Cast of Characters” Jerry developed quite a broad range of musical tastes, and was determined to combine these different musical styles to create his own sound.*

*When he formed AOXOMOXOA with his good friends Lesh Dyer, Waggs Weir, and Pigpen Deuce, the combined elements of Rock, Folk, Bluegrass, Blues, Reggae, Country, Jazz, Psychedelia, and Polka to form their own musical style they called “Funk Fusion”.*

*With their incredible live performances, and extended jam sessions Jerry and the AOXOMOXOA quickly gained a loyal following of Funkey Fanatics who called themselves “Funkheads” the Funkheads would loyally follow the band wherever they traveled in Terrapinia. With this loyal following of Funkheads and the circus-like feel of their live shows AOXOMOXOA became the most famous Funkey Band in history and toured constantly for many years.*

*Tired from the years of constant touring, and needing to recharge his batteries, Jerry traveled to the beautiful island of Funkiki for what was supposed to be a simple two week vacation. However, during his vacation, the Great Disaster occurred, and all portals throughout Terrapinia were broken, leaving Jerry stranded on Funkiki.*

*Enjoying the laid back lifestyle of Funkiki after so many years of touring with his band, Jerry decided he would stay in Funkiki for a while. A while turned into many years, and Jerry became accustomed to his new Beach Bum lifestyle. Now, with the portals being locked, if Jerry leaves Funkiki, he could probably never come back, so Funkiki is now his permanent home!*

*A bit sun-baked and scatterbrained because he’s been on vacation for so long, Jerry tends to lose his train of thought, and has been known to pepper his speech with the ample us of “Dude”, “Whoa”, and “Huh?” Despite this though, Jerry is a great Funkey friend to have, and is very grateful for the blessed life he is living!"*
Scratch

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"The Scratch discovered early on that they had the power of music. In the time of troubles, during the Funkey wars of the 3rd Funkazoic Era, they used this power to disable their enemies.*

*Masters of music, whether Techno, Hip Hop, or Rock, when the Scratch start to spin tunes, all the other Funkeys are compelled to dance. With opposing armies in a hypnotic dance trance, the Scratch were able to win many battles.*

*These days they use this power only for good. Known as party starters, the Scratch are always looking for things to take it to the next level. But if trouble ever returns, the Scratch could make a valuable ally... or a powerful enemy.*

## Gallery

Photo used on the U.B. Funkeys Wikipedia page.

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.B.\_Funkeys
Henchmen

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"The Henchmen prey on the population of Terrapinia, stealing Funkeys' hard-earned coins. They claim it's a "travel tax," but it's just robbery!*

*The Henchmen are mechanical minions of Master Lox, and embody everything that Master Lox is trying to impose upon the Funkeys. They all look the same, and follow orders without question. If it were up to Master Lox, the Funkeys would be turned into Henchmen!*

*It has been discovered lately, though, that Master Lox had tinkered with the construction and manufacturing of his Henchmen for a long time before settling on their final design. Blueprints for some of the early prototypes have recently been discovered deep in a cave in Magma Gorge that show Master Lox's first plans for his Henchmen.*

*We can assume that Master Lox was new at the whole "evil genius overlord" thing when designing his initial Henchman prototypes, because the early models were really quite laughable. While the actual details of the blueprints are highly classified and kept secret in a secret vault in the Funkeystown underground, certain blurry images showing these prototypes have been leaked to U.F.U.N.K. Studios. If you look closely at these images, you can make out fuzzy bunny ears, traces of lace, an argyle sweater and a big smiling grin... not exactly something that would strike fear in the hearts of Funkeys!*

*While the prototype Henchmen were not particularly frightening, the Henchmen which now infest Terrapinia are cold and calculating machines. Beware of any Henchmen you might see, and definitely avoid contact with them if you want to keep your coins!"*

## Gallery

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Mulch

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"With Master Lox's henchman polluting the lands with their evil ways, the youthful Mulch have been driven to tears about the state of their land and declared themselves the "Green" saviors of Terrapinia. They have dedicated themselves to minimizing the impact of Funkeys on Terrapinia, by re-using and recycling everything. They are so fanatical about minimizing their impact on Terrapinia, that when they travel, they make sure to step only where other Funkeys have stepped before, as a way to even minimize their footprints!*

*Young, confident and cool, the Mulch have made "Green" the buzz word of this generation. While good intentioned, the Mulch have been known to be a bit snobby, and have little regard to those that don't agree with them. Mulch believe most Funkeys are ignorant to reusable fuels and can often be found giving long winded lectures about "reduce, reuse, recycle" to eye rolling listeners. With a keen understanding of biodegradables, recycling, and composite earth, the Mulch live by the slogan, "if it powered us once, it can power us again."*

*The most optimistic and motivated for the future, the Mulch love to use the spotlight to spread the word of conservation. They started I'm Musty International to help clean smelly closets. Created a safe haven for pompous environmental activists called the Vain Forrest and zealously protect its right to exist. And they have even begun to produce movies in an effort to spread their message. The most famous Mulch movie, "The Inconvenient Tooth", showed the Funkey community the impact that wasted tooth paste could have on the environment, and has successfully convinced some Funkeys to recycle their toothpaste again and again...and again. While this does wonders for the environment, it has a less then pleasurable effect on the breath!*

*The popularity of this movie and excitement around the "Green" symbol have made companies all over Terrapinia seek endorsements from the Mulch, as a way to connect with the youth, or more specifically, their coins. Don't be mistaken though, coins don't sway the Mulch. Only products that achieve a rating of "Absolute Bogglicious" in the Boggle Sweet Excretion test can have the honor of being branded with the coveted Mulch symbol.*

*Where the Boggle's motivation towards recycling revolves around dietary fiber, the Mulch believe conservation is a part of their high morale fiber, and that it is everyone's responsibility to be Green. Despite their differing motivations though, the Mulch and Boggle's similar life purpose of cleaning up Terrapinia has made them the greatest of friends. They can often be seen playing a game of Boggledunk, where the objective is to be the first to slam enough garbage into a Boggle's hungry mouth to make them burp!"*
Yang

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"The Yang believe that they are the most balanced of all Funkeys, and practice the ancient discipline of Funk Shui in order to maintain this balance. Funk Shui teaches that equilibrium is achieved when divergent polarities cancel each other out. For every act of kindness they perform, they must do something cruel. For every joke they tell to make Funkeys laugh, they must tell a tragic tale to make Funkeys cry. They do exhaustive research on a topic, than act on whim. After a very spicy dinner is eaten, a very sweet desert must be consumed as well! Their favorite song of all time is ‘You Gotta Be Cruel to Be Kind’!*

*The desire for inner balance has also led to the organization of balance among the Yang as a tribe under a system the Yang call communalism. The collective ownership of property and the organization of labor for the common advantage of all are the key ideas of communalism. This community balance makes it so that no individual Yang is wealthier, more famous, or more powerful than any of their fellow Yang comrades, every Yang is equal.*

*However, equal does not mean balanced. If the Yang only followed this system of communalism, this could possibly lead to an entirely peaceful tribe, which to the Yang would be out of balance according to the practice of Funk Shui. If there is peace, there must be conflict.*

*The Yang have chosen to fight in King Sidd’s Oni Dojo in order to provide this conflict. The Yang believe that constant individual combat in the Oni Dojo combined with peaceful equality of their communalism will provide balance and allow them to better achieve the goal of total Funk Shui.*

*While the Yang believe they are in perfect balance, most other Funkeys think the Yang are just plain unpredictable, one minute they are hot tempered, rude and aggressive, and the next minute, they are happy, polite and peaceful. You just never know what reaction you will get when you’re dealing with a Yang!"*
Bones

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"The Bones are what they are. They don’t hide their feelings or thoughts from anyone. But it’s easy to get under their skin making them often grumpy and disgruntled.*

*The phrase “You Old Bucket of Bones” has come to mean someone who is in a bad mood and if you “Have a Bone to Pick” you are upset about something. But make no bones about it, they still have fun.*

*Most doctors in Terrapinia are Bones and they are accomplished at playing piano. Their favorite past time is fishing, although their catch is often just skin and bones."*

## Gallery

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Waggs

## Funkey Codex Entry

*"The Waggs are the most faithful friends that any Funkey could have. With their tails constantly wagging, they seem as if they have no care in the world, but in truth, they are fiercely loyal to their companions, and will always defend a Funkey in danger.*

*Despite their funny chin whiskers, shaggy fur and bouncy gait, the Waggs are born leaders. They often rise to prestigious posts in Funkey Corporation. They have almost endless energy going from one issue to the next until they solve every problem they encounter. To keep up with this energy, the Waggs often spend much time in the gym, and while they are known for their passion for all sports, they especially love jumping through hoops. It's not uncommon to see a Waggs jumping through many hoops at a time.*

*Because of their natural leadership abilities and endless enthusiasm, the Waggs have set up a premier pet training school in Funkeystown - the University for the Soft and Cuddly, or USC. Graduating pets from USC hope to earn a coveted MBA (Master Barking Ability) degree. The Waggs instructors teach that anything that is worth saying once is worth saying three times! You can always tell a graduate from USC, because they tend to speak in threes.*

*The Waggs students from USC have a friendly, if sometimes competitive rivalry with the students of Our Lucky Lady University, while the Lucky tend to focus on academics. The Waggs students tend to focus all their attention on creating sports programs. The result is a school that tends to dominate Funkeys sport and a curriculum that tends to focus mostly on simple spelling exercises."*
Lucky

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"There’s an old saying, “I’d rather be lucky than good,” and nobody is more lucky than the Lucky. That is why, of course, they are called the Lucky.*

*Many, many years ago, the Lucky discovered, quite by accident, the secret to controlling all the rainbows in Terrapinia. The first thing they did with the skill was use it to find the pot of coins that everyone knows is at the end of rainbows. Since they have so many coins, they’ve never again had to work a day in their life! Because of this, the Lucky are always friendly and have a permanently sunny disposition, even when it’s raining.*

*While the Snipe will always aggressively assert that they are the roughest, and the Wasabi may be legendary for their stealthy funk-fu powers, everybody really know that the Lucky are the toughest of all Funkeys! Being the toughest of all Funkeys around, the Lucky really don’t feel any need to prove their toughness to anyone!*

*Not feeling a need to brag about their toughness, the Lucky instead pride themselves on their education level, frequently telling others how book smart they are. They spend considerable time keeping their minds healthy by planning challenging puzzles and word games. The Lucky have established a very prestigious college called Lucky Lady University as a rival school to the Waggs’ University of Soft and Cuddly. Not only is it one of the finest academic schools in Terrapinia, it also consistently has one of the best bowball teams throughout the land. LLU’s current head mistress, Lucky D, is not only one of the smartest Funkeys in the land, she is also one of the prettiest . . . and of course, the luckiest."*
Gabby

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"The most talkative of all the Funkeys, the Gabby are all about spreading Gossip! Gabby always seem to be in a good mood with their bubbly attitude and cheery disposition, and while they do spread rumors, these rumors are always trivial and never harmful. The Gabby like to pass along gossip, but they would never intentionally hurt another Funkeys feelings. Spreading rumors is now the second most popular communication\* method in the land.*

*This is a change from the Gabby of old. The original Gabby were vicious in their rumors and stories. It is often said they were responsible for the wars during the dark times. Three particularly evil Gabby were the ring leaders and led the tribe down this evil path. But the young Gabby and many of the Funkeys rose up and banished the three evils - One to the east, one to the west and one to the far north. Their names have been erased from all Gabby books and stories.*

*Modern Gabby have a very trusting nature, a kind of air-head personality, and tend to be rather gullible. Knowing that the Gabby will believe almost anything that you tell them, and then most certainly pass that information on to everyone they see, some of the other Funkeys like to play practical jokes with unsuspecting Gabby.*

*The Deuce are the most notorious for playing practical jokes. The most infamous joke was when a particularly mischievous Deuce, told a Gabby that Xener explorers never really landed on Laputta Station! The Deuce convinced the Gabby that, even though the landing was widely televised on all U.F.U.N.K. channels, the whole landing was actually filmed in a basement using special effects. Of course this rumor spread quickly throughout Terrapinia! Despite Mayor Sayso's repeated denial of this silly rumor, to this day there are Funkeys who believe that the landing was all some type of government conspiracy!*

*This love of discovering secrets and spreading rumors have led many Gabby to become television reporters or advice columnists. The most famous of the Gabby writes a weekly advice column in the Funkeystown Post called Dear Gabby, where she gives advice to troubled or confused Funkeys. You've come a long way Gabby.*

*Both the Rewind's Air Mail and the Gabby's Rumors are currently noted as the 2nd most popular communication by the Funkeystown Library."*
Ace

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"The most industrial of all Funkeys, the Ace live a down and dirty, one might say base, lifestyle; bathing in oil, staging metal eating contests, and building up things only to blow them up. Hard working, and relentless, the Ace are known to say thing like "Why use 1 rivet when 100 would do?" With razor sharp teeth and a sailor's vocabulary, the Ace have never faced a problem they couldn't build over. They believe that nature's creations can provide unlimited potential for the future, but only if they are bent to their will and forged to their vision.*

*When called upon to produce all the weapons in The Great Funkey Wars of the Third Funkazoic Era, it was the Ace and their relentless effort led by their greatest manufacturer, Rivet Rose, that gave King Funkankhamun the weapons to turn the tide of war and defeat the hordes of the evil King Kahn. During the war effort, the Ace live by one creed, "We can build longer, harder, and stronger then any other Funkey."*

*After the war, the countryside was scarred by fighting and when the long rebuilding process begun, it was once again the Ace that came to the aid of all Funkeys. With their great forges and massive factories, the Ace rebuilt Terrapinia and ushered in the Funkey Industrial Revolution. Massive Ace structures like the Earfull Tower, One Cool Dam, and the barbeque shack on the corner of 5th and Main, became the symbols of hope and progress. The Ace always had one goal on their mind, "If you build it, then it's built."*

*The Ace have a symbol for their ruthless efficiency - a shiny band of metal. Perfect, no beginning, no end. The legend is that this wheel is like the rolling pursuit of progress. Like any wheel, once on it, you can't slow down, you can't let go, and you can't hold on, and you cant go back, and you can't stand still. The message: Nowhere to go but up.*

*Progress sometimes comes at a cost though and the Ace's single minded manufacturing mission has had some unfortunate effects on the landscape of Terrapinia. But as soon as their smoke stacks keep pumping soot into the air, the Ace continue to remind other Funkeys that "Progress takes work, and work is dirty before it is clean." The future is now and the Ace are not looking back!"*
Nectar

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"While the Sprout may get all the credit for being the botanists of Terrapinia, it's the Nectar, and their ability to pollinate that truly allows the Sprouts thumbs to be the deepest shade of green. Friends since the beginning of recorded time, the Nectar and the Sprout have worked together to design and create some of the greatest gardening wonders throughout Terrapinia.*

*Despite the romantic picture that some may have of carefree Nectar flirting from flower to flower, true pollination is hard work. Look at their little wings and chunky bodies. It's a miracle they fly at all let alone all day every day. At Honey Hive Towers, their daily work schedule starts when the sun comes up and ends when the sun goes down, and consists of B-reports, Wax Faxes, and Honey Do's to be completed and filed each day, not to mention the never ending cover letters on their TBS (To Be Stung) reports. In fact, the Nectar call their typical work day "the invisible sun" because they never see it. Each day, the Nectar work their antennas off to make Terrapinia a more beautiful place, and to gain the attention and admiration of the beloved Nectar queen, Queen Roxy.*

*Despite their dedication, the Nectar believe that they never get the proper credit for their stinger breaking work. Every Funkey knows the Sprout, and how their gardening talents have beautified life for all Funkeys, but few Funkeys truly realize that none of this would be possible without the Nectar. This lack of credit, and the never ending paperwork that drives the pollination process, can make the Nectar very irritable indeed!*

*To deal with the frustrations of a work life of high stress and little reward, small groups of disillusioned Nectar have started to band together to form underground dueling clubs, which have come to be known as Pain Clubs. These Pain Clubs are a place where Nectar drones can fight with their brothers and sisters to release their pent up aggressions and rebel against the repetition of daily work life. A bruised wing or broken antenna is a common sight at Honey Hive Towers; but as long as workers show-up every day, productive and happy, Queen Roxy supports the number one rule of Pain Club: You don't talk about Pain Club. Attempts by The Police to infiltrate these clubs, undercover jobs known as sting operations, have yet to synch up."*

## Gallery

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Lotus

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"Lotus are extremely calm and peaceful Funkeys and have an intense connection to the planet - the Great Mother Terrapin. Lotus are friends to all wildlife and have the ability to communicate with many different types of animals. Some say they can even talk to trees.*

*With such a natural bond with the environment, it seems odd that the Lotus reside in the heart of Funkeystown. Could this be the reason for their broken heart? Then again, maybe it is their strong bond with the environment that holds all of Funkeystown together.*

*Either way, the Lotus stay cool in all situations, even Master Lox and his evil henchmen don't get the Lotus too worried. Their expressions never change."*
Dyer

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"Legend tells of a young boy, a shepherd named Dyer who was a notorious prankster, and of a gullible wolf who loved to play cards. The boy would call the wolf over and bet that he could guess what card the wolf would draw from the deck of cards. They would cut the deck, draw the card and the boy always guessed right. One day, the wolf checked the cards and found they were all the same. The boy barely escaped with his life.*

*The boy learned his lesson and vowed never to take advantage of another being again; to live a life of peace and harmony with all living creatures. They even befriended the Kootie, a small bug that lives on the skin of Funkeys. The Dyer realized that use of soap was killing the poor Kooties so they stopped washing and using soap.*

*The Dyer are often found sleeping, or as they call it, “extended deep thought sessions”. The Dyer like to participate in these “deep though sessions” in large groups, and it is not uncommon to find large groups of Dyer just lying around parks, on the beach, or on the campuses of Our Lucky Lady and USC. Rather than speak, the Dyer write down their thoughts on small plastic discs and throw them back and forth to each other. They even developed a mass communication method where many Dyers run around chucking the message disk back and forth. They say it is the ultimate but it is yet to catch on."*
Master Lox

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"Not much is known about the mysterious and evil Master Lox, other than the fact that he is the greatest threat to Funkey society since the great Funkey wars of the Third Funkazoic Era!*

*Master Lox first appeared after the destruction of the Great Disaster, and has been causing trouble for the Funkeys ever since. Some believe that it was Master Lox himself that caused the Great Disaster, while others believe that the Great Disaster caused Master Lox, but regardless, all Funkeys agree that he is quite the dubious character.*

*Master Lox is constantly dreaming up new and ever increasingly dubious ways to take over Funkeystown and all of Terrapinia so that he can impose his idea of what Funkeys society should be. With his disdain for the quirky individuality of each Funkey tribe, Master Lox wants to rule Funkeys with an iron fist. He seeks conformity and rigid order in everything, and has the motto "Every Funkey in its proper place!" If it were up to Master Lox, he would rename the Funkeys something like the "Conform-keys" or the "Hyper-Efficiency-Makes-the-Proletariat-Happy-keys." So it is the Funkeys' duty to prevent this from ever happening.*

*It was Master Lox who has somehow locked the remaining functional portals so that only certain Funkeys are allowed access throughout the land. It is also Master Lox who created those bothersome Henchmen. It is unknown what new and evil plans he is currently scheming, but it is assured that whatever it is, it will not be good for the peaceful inhabitants of Terrapinia.*

*Keep up the brave fight, Funkeys!"*
Mikeshrew

Mikeshrew is a robtic Sandshrew found in the wild how good question I don't fucking know. Anywho despite it looking like a highly advanced piece of technology its very crappy and malfunctions alot.

## Appearances

### Debut

HeartGold Friendlocke

Lore/Backstory - Geniticaly enginered robot Sandshrew built from the parts of an McDonalds Icecream Machine. It was suppose to be the pokemon of the future but soon the project was cancled making Mikeshrew the only one of its kind to exist. Mikeshrew has blu luminance eyes, tail, and claws. with aluminum chasis and a pair of glasses. Though proven quite useful in battle it tends to malfunction and break alot, Blubat tried to fix it once but ended up breaking him even further causing serious and possibly permanent damage.

Fun Facts

Pokedex entry -
G3A1A

G3A1A is the first moon of G3A Aterna, it is home to the first Aternan settlements on a foreign world.

### History

G3A1A has been periodically populated since the mini space race of the 2060s, and permanently since 2092.

### Settlements

Varanhanr is a join settlement between Erdania, Napanee, and the Archipelagon Federation, it is home to 30.000 inhabitans
A small settlement is also being operated by Steleinland
Native

## Funkey Codex Entry

*"Most Funkeys believe the Nibble to be the original inhabitants of Funkiki Island, and while technically they were the first Funkeys to inhabit the island, the Funkiki natives had been living there, and throughout Terrapinia, long before the first Tiki crawled out of the primordial soup!*

*Long ago, before the first Funkey appeared, the natives were the most technologically advanced society in history. The natives of Terrapinia had built a vast network of cities that stretched throughout the far reaches of Terrapinia, and had experienced all that this world had to offer. Feeling their culture had reached a zenith, the natives of Terrapinia, much like the Xener would in the far future, began to look to the skies for their next great adventure!*

*The natives collectively decided that their society would leave Terrapinia, and endeavor to discover the experiences that could be found among the stars! However, before they were to leave, they wanted to return Terrapinia to its natural state.*

*Tearing down their vast cities they had built, the natives of Terrapinia recycled these materials and repurposed them in order to create an enormous space ship. However, in order to launch such an enormous ship into space, they would need to somehow harness the vast power of the great mother Terrapin. To do this, they built their ship at the peak of the Funkiki volcano.*

*With the ship which they had dubbed “Coconut 1” completed, they just had to figure out how to make the great volcano erupt. It was determined that if the volcano was tickled in just the right place, it would erupt with such force, the space ship would be launched. However, this would mean that some natives would need to be left behind!*

*Although many volunteered, only a select few natives were chosen for the great honor of tickling the volcano. With everyone else aboard, the small group of natives met at the foot of the volcano, and began tickling. In no time at all, the great volcano erupted in both laughter and magma, and catapulted Coconut 1 into deep space.*

*Now the few that were left behind remain as the stewards of Funkiki Island, in case the natives of Terrapinia ever return. As time has passed, the natives of Funkiki have shunned all things technological, preferring instead to live as one with nature, and the Great Mother Terrapin."*
EFSS Fregnvíss

The EFSS Fregnvíss is a is a heavily modified Type-2 colony ship built by the Erdanian Federation with help from her allies. She was originally built as a city ship in orbit of the first moon of Aterna, however she quickly became the center for commerce and trade around Aterna and her moons.

After two decades she was refitted with thrusters and became a mobile city ship, that was able to be re-deployed as a staging ground for military operations at the outer planets.

She is permanently guarded by a large Commonwealth of Free Nations fleet, consisting of several destroyers and a few cruisers.
Genetical Valve Pandemic

The Genetic Valve Pandemic was an uncontrolled release of a biological substance on the moon of G31A1(Sephus). The substance spread rapidly enough that few people managed to escape the moon, before the aternan nations decided to put a full blockade of the moon. Food and other supplies were still shipped in, although containers were not returned in fear of contamination.

The GV company has been developing human mutations for better habitability for humans in space and on the moons of Aterna. The substance has the effect of giving people better bone structure to better survive in low to zero gravity, and eyes to adapt better to different light levels. A side effect also causes most victims to grow fur and animal looking ears on their heads.
Bomble

## Funkeys Codex Entry

*"Long before the creation of the portals, the distant peaks and valleys of the great Wowsnatch Mountain Range were once uncharted and dangerous lands where only the bravest explorers dared go. One such explorer, the Great Tenzing Webley returned from a year long expedition to the Wowsnatch Range, telling incredible tales of a wild tribe of Funkey he had discovered while exploring its highest peaks.*

*While lost in a terribly fierce blizzard, Tenzing saw a savage looking hairy Funkey taking a casual nap in a frozen bed of snow. Being awoken from a leisurely afternoon nap, this strange new Funkey was angry to say the least, and immediately let out a fearsome roar. Terrified, Tenzing reached into his web pouch, and grabbed the only thing he could find. He held it out, and said “Uhh… I caught you a delicious bass.”*

*Living on the peak of a mountain, the Bomble’s diet consisted of nothing more than snow-cones and ice-cubes, and Tenzing’s gift of a tasty bass was the finest meal the Bomble had ever tasted. Tenzing spent the next year living with the Bomble, as he called them. The Bomble took Tenzing in as one of their own, taught him their language, and even let him participate in their nightly laughing ritual they called the Big Hoot; Basically, sitting around the fire, passing gas and talking sports. Tenzing loved that the most.*

*Of course, upon Tenzing’s return, with no evidence that these “Bomble” actually existed, many a Funkey did not believe his wild tales of savage mountain-dwelling Funkeys. For years, other explorers tried in vain to prove the existence of the Bomble, but it was not until King Sidd’s dirigible appeared above Funkeystown, that the existence of the Bomble was finally proven.*

*With a promise of unlimited fish dinners, Sidd convinced the Bomble to leave the frigid homes and travel to the Hidden Realm. Using their brute strength, and a fighting style they called Icebreaking, the Bomble have become fearsome competitors, fighting for the entertainment of the Oni in their great Oni Dojo."*
Type-3 colony ship

The Type-3 colony ship is a proposed series of space stations that are being planned for construction in orbit of G3A1A. This series of colony ships has been based off the knowledge and experience in the construction the sole Type-2 colony ship EFSS Fregnvíss. The Type-3 is expected to only be slightly larger in size than the Type-2, however will be a fully enclosed cylinder with artificial sunlight, instead of using the huge solar reflectors as was done on previous colonies. Each type-3 colony is expected to house 1 million inhabitants.
Speed Racer GP

* Common
* Very Rare

## In-game Description

*"As a member of the Racer Family, Speed has been raised to drive from a very young age. It’s been said that Speed was tooling timing pins while still in his Funkey diapers.*

*Speed Racer is truly a gifted driver, who grew up watching his legendary older brother, Rex Racer, set records in all of the major racing events throughout Terrapinnia. Speed was taught by his brother to “listen to what the car wants” rather than simply drive.*

*Choosing to stay un-sponsored and never driving without wearing his lucky red socks, Speed has vowed to carry on his brother’s mission; to challenge the corruption rampant throughout the FRL, and restore the purity to the sport!*

*Although a relative new professional driver in the Funkeys Racing League, Speed is carrying on his family legacy and quickly becoming the crowd favorite.*

*As the Mach 6 engines roars around the track and equally deafening roar of “Go, Speed Go” can be heard from his cheering Funkey fans!"*
William Joyce

**William Joyce** is a British politician and propagandist of American birth, who has been a senior member of Oswald Mosley's regime since the 1940s and been Minister of Truth of the Union of Britain since 1953, appointed to replace Eric Blair after the latter's purge in the Bloody Week in which Joyce played a significant role in orchestrating. Formerly the chief presenter of the MoT's Department of Television, Joyce is a much more well-known face in the Mosley administration than his ill-fated predecessor, though harbours a somewhat-petty rivalry with his successor as presenter, Spike Milligan, who found success and popularity far quicker than Joyce himself.
PorkEE

Throughout the Ozark Mountains in Southwest Missouri, locals speak of a creature with a human torso and a pig-like head. The tales of this “pigman” have been passed from generation to generation since the late 1800s when settlers moved into the area searching for gold and other precious metals.

   It is believed only 1 person has caught a glimpse of this creature and lived to talk about it. Grif McCarthy was one of the first settlers to strike gold in an area between what is now Joplin and Carthage. McCarthy said around sunset, he was coming up out of a shaft he’d been digging in, and as he approached the 4 ft. opening, a smell of burning pork suddenly permeated the bit of air he could manage to breath.

When your old lady overcooks your bacon about 15 minutes because she’s “busy bitchin’ ‘bout how ya ain’t give ‘er a good dickin’ fer 2 full moons since ya found that ‘lil nugget a gold down that thar mine shaft,” is how McCarthy described the smell. “Weren’t a pleasant scent,” he said.

McCarthy then heard what sounded like a pig squeal, but more like “a shrill,” he said. McCarthy peered just above the top of shaft and that’s when he saw it. “I shat myself,” McCarthy said.

“Right then and thar, my britches were full uh shit.”

Ol’ Man Griff’s descendants claim that’s when the term “scared the shit out of me” was coined, but it was never trademarked.

McCarthy said he ducked his head back in the shaft, heard a couple of more squeals and then it was gone along with the burning bacon smell.

When he got back to his cabin, McCarthy grabbed his wife and what little belongings they had and fled the area.

“Ain’t never goin’ back,” McCarthy said. “I call it ‘PorkEE’ cause of that gawd awful bacon smell and it had a pig face,” McCarthy added.

Its eyes were red glowing balls and it had coarse hair on its face and head like a pig and a pig snout, but with a human body, McCarthy’s family remembers him saying.

Over the years, the legend of PorkEE continues, but nobody else has seen it and lived to talk about it. McCarthy believed it to be blind but thinks it uses its four ears and a high-pitched pig-like squeal to bounce soundwaves off nearby objects to determine their position. Over the last 125 years - in a 2-mile radius between what is now Joplin and Carthage - livestock, pets and humans have disappeared without a trace. Every now again, some young punk kids get ballsy and go searching the area claiming it’s a hoax, but they’re never heard from again.
France

The **Commune of France** is a syndicalist nation in Western Europe, the first nation in history to have undergone successful revolution and which for a long time was the de facto leader of the Internationale alliance. One of the main instigators and victors of the Second Weltkrieg, France has suffered a long period of decline following the end of the war as the full impacts of its economic and phsycal destruction have made themselves felt. As is befitting the home of European revolution, syndicalist or otherwise, France has had an often turbulent and unstable history, exacerbated in recent years by the continued economic depression the nation finds itself in. Her first totalist leader, Georges Valois, was shot and killed at a public rally in 1938, succeeded by Marcel Bucard who rapidly reformed the French state. His death at the bombing of a Bastille Day parade in 1949, only a few months after the disastrous Bosporus Crisis, began a period of widespread political violence and psuedo-civil war known as *L'incertitude*, which brought down the chiefship of Renet Binet. The chief architect of this downfall, the leader of the Revolutionary Legion Marc Augier, promptly installed himself as the new leader of France, and though the violence of *L'incertitude* would technically continue for months afterwards, the crisis is seen to have wound down from there.

Despite a decade of decline, France is still a major world power, boasting the most powerful army in the International Workers' Armed Forces and considered the 'second power' of the European totalists behind Britain. Though it does not yet possess the capability to manufacture weapons of mass destruction - hampered by political instability and the prevalent belief amongst French leadership until the 1950s that nuclear science was 'inferior', the new Dissuasion program has made major steps in that direction.
System classifications

The Standardised Classification of Solar Systems Is a generalised form of classification of planet types around a star.

The Formula is [star type][how many planets from star][planetary type, terrestrial/gaseous][atmosphere, only applies to terrestrials] If moons are present, they are represented by the planet's type, plus [moon order from planet]

**Types:**

Different star types are O, B, A, F, G, K, M, and L, going in order of decreasing size and brightness.

There are 5 different types of planets. A is Terrestrial, B is Gaseous, C is Ice Giant, D is Dwarf Planet, and C is a liquid surface terrestrial.

There are 5 types of atmosphere, represented as -am1 through -am5. They only apply to terrestrial type planets, as any Gaseous Planet already has a Type 5 atmosphere.

Type 1 - Exosphere- Barely any atmosphere.

Type 2 - Light - Atmosphere is dense enough to produce notable wind and Weather effects.

Type 3 - Habitable- Atmosphere is abundant to allow a wide range of weather phenomena.

Type 4 - Dense- Atmosphere is above the range to crush humans, But survivable for probes and enclosed habitats.

Type 5 - Toxic - Atmosphere is completely unsurvivable at surface level due to density and/or toxicity. Probes may have short lifespans, or be instantly crushed.

**Examples:**

The 3rd planet from a G-type star, with a light atmosphere, would be G3A-am2

Alternatively, the 14th moon with little atmosphere, from the 5th planet from the sun, which is a gas giant, would be:

G5B14A-am1
(Star)-(planetnumber)-(planettype)-(moonnumber)-(moontype)
Nano's Space Roleplay Wiki

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Welcome to the 30th century, mankind has spread across the stars although the speed of light has never been broken. Our civilization is now on the verge of a great discovery, as artificial wormhole drives are being experimented with, allowing stellar ships to "jump" trillions of kilometers in a few seconds.

Earth is still humanity's most influential holding, with 22 billion inhabitants, it is however it is being rivalled by other planets such as Aterna with 3 billion inhabitants.

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