recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Dantoinette

> "She's a good person, right, like, in her broad strokes. But at the finer details of her? She's a fucking shitter."
>
> Jay, referring to Dantoinette

**Dantoinette,** often called "Dani" for short, is a character in CPU Kerfuffle who is represented by Byleth. She is generally regarded as being one of the most powerful fighters in the series, and for a good reason, having placed 1st in every tournament she's fought in.

Although Dantoinette has won many tournaments, she isn't interested in sticking around as champion, and has instead left her pet rat Johannsen to take over the duty. Out of character, this is because she's just too powerful to beat.

## Relationships

**Johannsen:** Dantoinette's pet rat, whom she has trusted both with fights as well as tasers (for said fights at the very least).

**Crimson/Captain Valentine:** Dantoinette was the one who exorcised the remaining Crimson from Captain Valentine during CPU Kerfuffle 11. She then leaves during the final round, leaving the reestablished Captain Valentine to fight her rat Johannsen.

**Danthony:** Dantoinette's younger brother, often sharing a sibling rivalry with him, she cares deeply about her brother and will not hesitate to fight back should her brother be injured.
Dan

> "Hey everybody, I just have a quick announcement: Dan? You're fired."
>
> Doctor Order, to Dan

**Dan** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Little Mac. He used to be Geek Squad Dan, but after getting three-stocked he was fired and immediately rehired by ICEE (the company not the fighter) and became ICEE Employee Dan. Dan was later hired by Dr. Order, becoming Lab Employee Dan. An unfortunate loss led to him being fired mid-tournament over the announcement system in CPU Kerfuffle 18, leading him to become Unemployed Dan.

In CPU Kerfuffle 30, Dan starts as self-employed Dan. He is attempting to start a drive-through bartending business out of his own house. He's been taking bartending classes, but isn't doing too well in them. His favorite drink to make, and the only drink he can make, is a Moscow Mule.

During a match against ICEE, he gets three-stocked and becomes ICEE Employee Dan again (it should be noted, again, that ICEE does not work for ICEE, himself. He's just a dude who likes slushies. Dan being hired by ICEE on being three-stocked is a "cosmic thing" and the fighter ICEE doesn't want this, either). Later in the same tournament, Rights Sentience knights Dan as Worker's Rights Dan, bestowing him with their blessing and power. His K.O Punch is now called "The Worker's Right."

## Notes

* As revealed in a battle against ICEE in CPU Kerfuffle 5, Dan is gay.
* During the The Florida Bloodlust Alignment Chart Incident during a moment of random page scrolling, when it got to Dan's page most members of the Discord chat said "Dan" in excitement for him being there as the man he is.
* Dan's last name might be Cliff, as a reference to the Real Time Fandub of Until Dawn ("Vibes of Rude Mountain") done by Snapcube, wherein a sign reading "Danger, Cliff" was cut off and read "Dan, Cliff." The herd of deer were all named Dan, with one having Dan from CPU Kerfuffle's voice and asking about getting a job.
* Dan is from Queens, New York
* Dan and Discord Jack are fans of the Mets
Hiena

• Raven Bell (Córka)

*„Jesteś tylko kolejnym workiem mięsa który muszę rozpakować”*
―Hiena

## ➤**Opis**

*Jakoś skomplikowany to on nie jest bo cham zależy od sytuacji i od osoby z którą rozmawiam tak samo z tym że jestem miły też zależy ale zwykle to jak z kimś rozmawiam to jestem spokojny i lubię jeść...*

## ➤**Historia**

### 📘Opowieść Hieny

*Mało pamiętam z poprzedniego życia ale pamiętam tylko to imię Olivier to jedyne imię albo nazwa jaką zapamiętałem oprócz mojego imienia, podpisałem cyrograf dlatego że miałem dość tego co ze mną robili wszystkie te substancje zamieniły mnie w coś obrzydliwego i to przez moją pracę wszyscy mówili że to przejdzie i nie przeszło podpisałem żeby się zemścić i zmieniłem się w coś innego co wyglądało lepiej niż ja sam i wszyscy skończyli w kwasie który miałem zamiast śliny i teraz szukam kogoś z tym imieniem który mnie zna.*

## ➤Ciekawostki

```
🔻Lubi: Jeść

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```
🔻Nie Lubi: Tracy, Crow, Slendermana

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🔻Talent: Koneser Mięsa

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🔻Kompleks: Nie ma

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🔻Nadzieja: Dowiedzenie się kim jest.

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🔻Orientacja: Hiena nie wiedział.

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🔻Wzrost i waga: 200cm, 158kg

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🔻Osoby, które ceni najbardziej: Bracia i John

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🔻Osoba, którą nie chce mieć za wroga: Nikt

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🔻Rutyna: Jedzenie i rywalizacja.

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🔻Ulubiona potrawa: Człowiek

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🔻Hobby: Rozmowa z Olivierem

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Patch-Man

Corn on the Cob(daughter)

CPU Kerfuffle 15 (*7th place*)
CPU Kerfuffle G4 (cutscene)
CPU Kerfuffle 27
CPU Kerfuffle 30 (7th)

> "Get ready for a bountiful harvest. Of violence!"
>
> **Patch-Man**

**Patch-Man** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Pac-Man. He is the husband of Hoedown, and co-owner of Patch Farms. He became the head of the Farmer's Coalition after retiring, and only fought to get more eyes on Patch Farms. He seems to have extreme skill in farming, even growing another fighter named Corn on the Cob.

The government apparently doesn't like that Patch-Man is performing experiments on his crops and he's had to go "Underground like a tuber" to work on them. He has also performed experiments on himself.
CPU Kerfuffle G3

Kerfuffle Gaiden 3 (referred to as CPU Kerfuffle Episode 20.5 before semi-official Gaiden confirmation by Ryan) is the third of the Kerfuffle Gaiden Series that are set up by Ryan. It's notoriety comes from the fact that it's the first Kerfuffle Tournament to happen after CPU Kerfuffle 20, as well as a tournament which has no teams. Gaiden 3 was also notable for introducing a new commentator, Katy (Katydiids).

## Exhibition Fighters

Fly Bi fought Blonde Sora, who was trying to kick him out of the stadium to prevent him from fighting children. Blonde Sora won and succeeded in his task.

## Fighters

* Tundra Jack: Ike, 3rd place

* Cosmic Love: Rosalina & Luma, 7th place

* PURE NACL: Ness, 2nd place

* Vampire Catgirl Tifa: Mii Brawler, 7th place

* Sauceboss: Mario, 5th place

* Juniper Uppercut: Villager, 1st place

* In-Cena-Roar: Incineroar, 4th place

* Bowsette: Peach/Bowser, 5th place

## Notes

* Ryan originally spelled Vampire Catgirl Tifa as "Vampire Catgirl Tufa", for all intensitve purposes we will be pretending that he spelled Tifa right ;)
* G3 is also notable in the fact it brings back Bowsette, a prequel fighter character. Whilst a prequel character being brought back into the main series isn't unaccounted for, it has been a long time since any have been brought back into the fold.

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/ChongoTweet/status/1379835944526880773
CPU Kerfuffle 13

> \*One-Winged Angel Plays\*
>
> VOD description

**CPU Kerfuffle 13: Enter Sephiroth** is the 13th CPU Kerfuffle, hosted by Ryan, Jay, and Comona.

One of the notiable things about this tournament is that it ends with the two second place fighters having a final match to decide the champion. This is likely because of a rule established during the tournament.

> "because um, fuck Prool."
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

## Fighters

* Team Calibur: Sephiroth (4th)
* Team Craken: Twist (1st)
* Team Cones: GenWun (7th)
* Team Cross: Zagreeus (7th)
* Team Charm: Matrimony Knight (5th)
* Team Cash Money: Chili's (3rd)
* Team Clutch: Machiavelli (5th)
* Team Chonk: Plum K. Rool (2nd)
CPU Kerfuffle 31

CPU Kerfuffle 31 is the fourth tournament in the Grand Tournament, an idea proposed by Prism.

All of the Grant Tournament sections are named after colors. 31 is referred to as the Orange tournament.

## Starting Champion

Dantoinette (Team Calibur)
(There are no championship battles during the Grand Tournament, so it's assumed that Dantoinette will remain champion for now)

## Fighters

Fighters for the entire grand tournament was revealed in a massive 64-fighter bracket (broken up into 8 smaller tournaments). Teams are not necessary for this tournament.

* Plum K. Rool (1st)
* Spriteman (2nd)
* Mach 2 (3rd)
* Electric Blue Raspberry (4th)
* Johannsen (5th)
* Hackerman J0hn (5th)
* Hoedown (7th)
* Crimson (7th)
Jon Arbuckle

**Jon Arbuckle** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Dr. Mario. He is named after the character from the Garfield comics. He is stated by the commentators to become more powerful the more stress he's under.

## Story

Jon Arbuckle's cat Garfield has developed an unending hunger that his trips to underground fighting circuits weren't profitable enough to sate. He hopes to use his Kerfuffle winnings to finally get enough lasagna to save himself.

Monday is when Garfield is weakest, which is how Jon Arbuckle had time to escape.

Jon was invited to the Kerfuffle by Crimson in the body of Crimsonaut. When he becomes champion, he's forced to make a deal with Crimson to help him out.

## Notes

* Jon Arbuckle is the second Team Cross member to win a championship, my god.
* If Jon Arbuckle had a theme song it'd probably be "You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring", for no obvious reason.
* Jon Arbuckle took a "Bee" class in college, so he can speak Hornet well enough to translate for Sting.

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmPEjuVKdyU
Mappy Lore

Mappy Police (The Only Police in Kerfuffle at all)

(Like Mappy works for Iggy as like a detective or something for Iggy probably, he just keeps the outfit because it's not modern cop wear so Mappy can create a new style for it)

Mad Rat Monday

### Appears in

MappyHopping Mappy

Mappy Kids

Mappyland

Pac-Man's Soul

Reality

***Mappy*** is an arcade game by Namco, introduced in 1983 and distributed in the United States by Bally/Midway. A side-scrolling platform game featuring a mouse protagonist and cat antagonists, it runs on Namco Super Pac-Man hardware modified to support horizontal scrolling. The name "Mappy" is likely derived from *mappo* (マッポ), a slightly pejorative Japanese slang term for policeman. The game has been re-released in several Namco arcade compilations. It spawned a handful of sequels and a 2013 animated web series developed by cartoonists Scott Kurtz and Kris Straub.

However the Mappy series also managed to create something that any of the creators or affiliates could be aware of, ***The Mappy Guy.***

## The Mappy Guy

The Mappy Guy (presumed to be an alternate universe version of Ryan Chongoshow) is fucking powerful, like my god, what the fuck.

## Relationships

Larry (w/Mike's Hard Lemonaid): Final Boss aganist Mappy mayhaps?

Kong Who Is Banned From This Wiki: Whilst Kong WIBFTW probably likes the gameplay of Mappy, they are on a similar level to The Mappy Guy in terms of power, and would likely fight to proclaim the leader of the universe.

Jay: Jay fears both the lore of Mappy and The Mappy Guy

Ryan Chongoshow: The Mappy Guy's other self. An AU version if you would. But who is the AU of who? (Oh also btw Ryan might've been hacked by Mappy or The Mappy Guy, welp).

Pizza Party: Bonded by Charles Entertainment Cheese's Eatery and Entertainment Center.
Yippo

A chubby caterpillar from the countryside. Always eager to prove himself, but he’s still too timid and clumsy. However, his clumsiness often leads him into unexpected situations. Everyone was surprised by this ordinary farm boy.

“Hi! I’m Yippo! I'm not sure how I ended up here.”

## Strategy

With his trusty musket gun and the impregnable leaf armor, he's ready to step in the arena.

## Progression

level 1 ...

level 2 ...

level 3 ...

level 4 ...

level 5 ...

level 6 ...

level 7 ...

level 8 ...

level 9 ...

level 10 ...
Spis Klas Postaci

Spis Klas Postaci!

**The Blood Land Wiki przedstawia wykaz klas postaci, jakimi możesz grać na naszym RP! Za nim ogarniesz jakie klasy postaci mamy, koniecznie przeczytaj parę informacji o klasach postaci, może dowiesz się czegoś ciekawego!**

## **Klasy Postaci - Świat RP**

**Klasa postaci** (Gry RPG) lub **profesja** (gry fabularne) – Główne określenie zajęcia (czasem zawodu) postaci gracza. Przykładową profesją będzie w takim przypadku wojownik lub mag w systemach fantasy, jak również haker czy ochroniarz w systemach cyberpunkowych i futurystycznych. Wyznacza ona umiejętności i wiedzę, którą posiada postać gracza w danym systemie. Umożliwia to ustandaryzowanie cech ogólnych dla danej grupy postaci. Często postać z danej profesji w momencie jej tworzenia nie może posiadać umiejętności typowych dla innych profesji (np. wojownik nie będzie potrafił rzucać zaklęć na początku gry, lecz może się tego nauczyć wraz z rozwojem postaci). Profesja może mieć też czasami wpływ na fabułę gry. W niektórych grach fabularnych opartych na systemie umiejętności (ang. *skill based*) nie występuje podział na profesje czy klasy, postać gracza wówczas nie jest określana przez przynależność do profesji i gracz może przy jej tworzeniu w bardziej swobodny sposób dobierać umiejętności.

*Klasy postaci są podstawową częścią tożsamości i natury postaci! Ich możliwości, zdolności oraz słabości są głównie definiowane przez obraną klasę. Jest to nie tylko zestaw nabytych umiejętności, lecz jej zajęcie oraz tożsamość, droga przez życie. Choć nabyta, bardzo często narzucona jest przez pochodzenie. Obok rasy i charakteru stanowi najważniejszą cechę danej istoty. Termin klasy postaci stworzony przez twórców D&D, zaadaptowany został przez wiele gier w tym i nasze RP skorzystało!*

Więcej o RPG i systemach z D&D znajdziesz na: https://sfery.fandom.com/wiki/Klasa\_postaci *(Moja rekomendacja dla Fandomu - Sferopedia)*

## 〘**📜**〙**Wstęp:**

*Jak widzisz jest całkiem sporo grywalnych klas i będą na bieżąco dodawane i aktualizowane oraz balansowane! Na pewno znajdziesz coś dla siebie! Pamiętaj postać musi mieć styczność z Szatanem, albo Bogiem inaczej cię nie obowiązują klasy postaci. Klasy postaci posiadają swoje wady i zalety, swoje charaktery i główne cechy zwróć na to koniecznie uwagę przy tworzeniu kp! Uwaga został wprowadzony limit klas postaci! Pamiętaj klasa postaci jest z tobą, aż do śmierci, w sumie nie licząc pewnych wyjątków. Wybieraj mądrze, bo później nie będzie już odwrotu.*
Recon Riley

> "YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DIGESTIVE SYSTEM!?"
>
> Recon Riley, to Sans Undertale

**Recon Riley** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. They were formerly a high-ranking employee working for Dr. Order, specifically providing her with intel. Recon Riley has actually been present at every Kerfuffle, but hasn't been seen. They use any pronouns, and are canonically genderfluid.

Recon Riley was the first of Doctor Order's guards in CPU Kerfuffle 20. They used the custom spirit "Like the Wind." Riley fought the first fighter to get knocked out of the tournament, Sans Undertale. This led to them being sent to the Penis Box, but they escaped in time to host CPU Kerfuffle G3.

As of later Kerfuffles in the second season, Riley has taken on a similar role to Squid Jenny in that they report back to the commentators. It has been confirmed in the Discord by Ryan that Recon Riley assassinates politicians.

## Notes

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/C6h9G7le8JI?t=1668
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/C6h9G7le8JI?t=9077
Bumblebee

> "Bumblebee is essentially just one big bee who watched too much Neon Genesis Evangelion."
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

*Not to be mistaken for Dimensional Bus, a character who uses the same skin as Bumblebee.*

**Bumblebee** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by R.O.B. He is actually a mech piloted by a singular bee.

## Story

Bumblebee is a fighter that is just a bee in a mech suit.

## Relationships

#### Dimensional Bus:

No relation we swear. Yes they do have the same color palette, ***what about it?***
NaClmore

* NaClMore
* Perfect Saltman

CPU Kerfuffle G3 (*2nd place*)

NaClMore(previously known as The Gamer, The Saltiest Gamer, Pure NaCl, and temporally, Perfect Saltman) is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He is a 12 year old gamer who is represented by Ness(and Pirana Plant, for a short moment).

## Story

The Gamer was a boy who just loves him some video games. However, after losing to Richard and immediately missing out on a sponsorship from VGBootCamp, he got incredibly salty. So salty that he transformed into The Saltiest Gamer. His appearance didn’t change at all, he just got really salty for the rest of the tournament, giving him a losers run all the way to third.

Due to Sword Goku’s re-entry in Kerfuffle #3, he was granted access to the Final’s Preliminaries, where he got 3-stocked by Dadondorf (allegedly because he and Dark Jimbo know each other and he was a bad influence), and this 3 stock converted him to PURE NaCl

In CPU Kerfuffle G3 The Saltiest Gamer used his ascended level of salt magic found in G3 to negate the powers of the Super Crown (by 3 stocking Bowsette), and then proceeded to beat Bowsette AGAIN even whilst she was at her higher level of power. This culminated in the reveal that The Saltiest Gamer had further connected with the salt, becoming NaClmore. He then later on becomes Perfect Saltman for a their loser's round rematch against Tundra Jack, not out of any science experiment but because that's just how gamers are.

## Relationships

Quickplay: The Saltiest Gamer used the supreme connection between Nesses and Quickplay to further combine his powers with The Salt.

The Salt: "Salt is a mineral composed primarily of sodium chloride (NaCl), a chemical compound belonging to the larger class of salts; salt in its natural form as a crystalline mineral is known as rock salt or halite. Salt is present in vast quantities in seawater, where it is the main mineral constituent. The open ocean has about 35 grams (1.2 oz) of solids per liter of sea water, a salinity of 3.5%.

Salt is essential for life in general, and saltiness is one of the basic human tastes. Salt is one of the oldest and most ubiquitous food seasonings, and salting is an important method of food preservation."

The Salt however is the darkest aspect of salt, salt as a human emotion. The gamer has used The Salt to ascend multiple times. Although how much of himself he's lost to the salt is unknown.

Bowsette: The Saltiest Gamer likes Boosette more than Bowsette. Besides that however The Saltiest Gamer used his improved powers of Salt to negate the powers of the super crown. This wouldn't be much of a problem in itself, as the crown is more of training weights than anything. However him defeating her again in the second round and proclaiming his status as NaClmore afterwards might affect the relationship between the two negatively.

## Notes

* Boosette is not his mom, apparently.
* NACLmore is not horny in the slightest, and hates the supercrown for it's spreading of the aspect.
* NaClmore is a known Scout main and League of Legends player.

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt
Corn on the Cob In Battle

## In Battle

### In CPU Kerfuffle 18

CPU Kerfuffle 18 - Corn on the Cob (3rd)
 For a full list of Spirits in Kerfuffle 18, see Spirits
* Spirit 4 - Jump
* Spirit 5 - Beam Sword
* Spirit 9 - Instadrop

Dan:
* Spirit 4 - Jump
* Spirit 8 - Speed
  VS.  | 2 - 1
* Spirit 6 - Impact Run
* Spirit 9 - Instadrop
  VS.  | 0 - 2 | Yoshi's IslandPictochat 2
* Spirit 4 - Jump
  VS.  | 1 - 2 | Northern CaveSpring StadiumPrism Tower
* Spirit 4 - Jump
* Spirit 6 - Impact Run
* Spirit 7 - Crits
Gordo's Revenge

**Gordo's Revenge** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. Despite what his performance in his first Kerfuffle may suggest, he's a very popular and well-respected player in Japan. He is represented by King Dedede.

He's named Gordo's Revenge because his father, Gordo, was eaten and he is the revenge of his father. He mentions this when Yung Papaya's father insinuates that he wants to eat him.

Gordo loves fruit gummy snacks, even going so far as to steal them when he was a child. It's implied that he's attempted to eat Electric Blue Raspberry before, but the two seem to be on ok terms.

Gordo is also Richard, or possibly just fused with him.

## Story

Gordo's Revenge was the fighter to unseat Captain Valentine after spending nine Kerfuffles training. He went undefeated in CPU Kerfuffle 16, as of yet his ruleset is unknown but he is a very cheery and intense fighter like Valentine before him.
CPU Kerfuffle G5

CPU Kerfuffle Gaiden 5 will be a Gaiden in Season 3 of CPU Kerfuffle, as well as being in the middle of the Grand Kerfuffle Arc. It takes place in the stadium parking lot on set up bleachers.

## Exhibition Fighters

Golden Spiral vs Gamecube Controller on Wily's Castle. Gamecube Controller wins thanks to it's superior ability to deal with projectiles and Golden Spiral's struggle to recover offstage.

## Fighters

* Calibur: Peppermint (Skin 5 Lucina)
* Cash Money: Celadon (Skin 4 Link)
* Clutch: Joe Drift (Skin 5 Wario)
* Craken: Square Dance (Skin 6 Sora)
* Cones: Sax Jack (Skin 4 Luigi)
* Cross: O'Rodricque (Skin 7 Little Mac)
* Charm: Divorce Wizard (Skin 5 Meta Knight)
* Chonk: Giorno Giokoopa (Skin 7 Bowser Jr.)
ICEE

CPU Kerfuffle 7 (*Dethroned*)

CPU Kerfuffle 9 (*7th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*2nd place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*5th place*)
CPU Kerfuffle 27
CPU Kerfuffle 30

> "Everyone lost their shit when Jesus walked on water but where were you when ICEE swam through land?"
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**ICEE** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Banjo & Kazooie. ICEE is not affiliated with the company of the same name and is just a guy in a fursuit with a bird. He is the chillest, some pun intended, member of Kerfuffle and has never been made upset literally ever. ICEE's bird is named Cherry, and her middle name is Strawberry.

ICEE does not work at ICEE, or for them. He is not a capitalist. He is just a dude who loves slushies.

In CPU Kerfuffle 30, ICEE begins to act more aloof and eerie. He starts to emanate frost when Dan takes a game off of him in round 2, and goes on to be vaguely threatening. It's revealed that he has brain freeze. Captain Valentine, a friend of ICEE's, expresses concern for his wellbeing when they fight. ICEE insists that Valentine fight him (and later, that Dan fight him as well), as a way of curing the brainfreeze.
Geico Gecko

> "He is not that Geico, he is very very sick of people asking him how much they can save on their car insurance. It's not funny guys."
>
> Ryan reading out submitter godsavethecam's idea blurb.

Geico Gecko is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Ridley. He has the unfortunate fate of being brought into CPU Kerfuffle 19 due to the notion that he would have connections to Geico and help save on vehicle insurance. He does not.

## Notes

"You had one job, brought to you by GEICO"

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GEICO\_advertising\_campaigns#You\_Had\_One\_Job
Mozilla

> "Sorry, Bing, if this looks gay to the viewers."
>
> Mozilla

**Mozilla** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Fox. Mozilla is the manifestation of, and owner, of the Mozilla Firefox browser which was used to host the tournaments, brackets, and chats for CPU Kerfuffle. By request, Mozilla had to be in at least one tournament, which is how he joined Kerfuffle. He is the brother of Nightly.

## Story

Mozilla is a corporate representative from the company of the same name, and a bitter rival of Home MD. Mozilla itself is a megacorporation in the CPU Kerfuffle universe, and has deals in oil. Mozilla, the company not the fighter, caused an oil spill that killed a large number of fish and may have inspired the CPU Kerfuffle version of Finding Dory. News of this oil spill was broken in the Kerfuffle Post, whose ties to the tournaments are unknown, and may have driven Mozilla to enter the tournament as a PR move. Mozilla has ties to Winston Overwatch, who was kicked out of the tournament by Wild Gremlin, and it was revealed that Winston himself was both involved in the spill and tossed into the oil from space. As a megacorporation, Mozilla has absorbed other properties including Hamburger Helper (relationship to Hamburger Helper unknown). Mozilla, while fake dating Bing, was confirmed to be CPU Kerfuffle's first homophobic character.

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 4 - Mozilla
Great Bay
  VS.  | 1-2
Dunk Hunt
Find Mii

## Notes

* Mozilla is an arch-enemy of Home MD due to Home's love of fish and Mozilla Firefox causing an oil spill. This is what led to Home MD wearing black.
* Mozilla is believed to have never finished Undertale. Upon encountering Undyne and her unfiltered Lesbian energy, he instantly broke into tears and was sent to the Penis Box
* Unlike other characters on the wiki, the lack of a background behind Mozilla is actual a facade. They just have so much oil behind them that's become so dark due to the quantity of it all that the color just becomes clear because the brain cannot comprehend it.
* As of CPU Kerfuffle 21, Mozilla is confirmed to be fucking dead. If they reappear again, then at the very least, they are further confirmed to be dead inside.
Folk

**Folk** was introduced in CPUK19 as Wolf’s skin 7. He was submitted by Lazzigator/Harp and combined with another concept by Holly.

## Story

**Major spoilers for CPU Kerfuffle 19**
**Folk**Hey. Doctor Order.**Doctor Order**Yes? What might it be, sir?**Folk**You said if I embarrassed the kid, I’d get a ride in the time machine, right?[Doctor Order’s face lights up immediately.]**Doctor Order**Oh? Well, I don’t think I told you about this, Folk. Only one per person.**Folk**…wait, what? Only one per person?Doctor Order reveals that she figured it out by searching fighter files and discovering that Folk and Therapuppy shared a name. This was also what sparked Larry to discover the room with files on all CPU Kerfuffle fighters.

Shortly after this, a cutscene reveals what kind of future Folk is from.It is seven years in the future. The world is overrun by just… a cybernetic, cyberpunk bullshit, with the face of Doctor Order plastered on every single street corner, saying “be sure to fall into Order."CPU Kerfuffle 19It is revealed that Folk time traveled from this bad future to ensure that it never comes to pass, and to ensure that Doctor Order does not take over the world and create a dystopia. Folk’s future takes place 7 years ahead in the timeline, in a future where Doctor Order was successful in her plans to rule the world. Folk ran an underground resistance during this time, and decided that he would redeem the free time travel he got from Therapuppy by traveling back to 7 years in the past, putting him around where CPUK19 took place.

When asked about the future, Folk comments that Doctor Order’s hair looks awful.

Folk appears in a CPU Kerfuffle 21, where he interrogates Crimsonaut, revealing that the Crimson is capable of possessing him.

## Relationships

#### Therapuppy:

In addition to this, Folk was the one who revealed to Therapuppy that P-Rool died in his future. He reassures Therapuppy that this wouldn't happen in her timeline.
Hetsu and the Swankies In Battle

## In Battle

### In CPU Kerfuffle 18

CPU Kerfuffle 18 - Hetsu and the Swankies (4th)

For a full list of Spirits in Keruffle 18, see Spirits
Castle Siege
* Spirit 4 - Jump
* Spirit 9 - Instadrop

Pink DK:
* Spirit 2 - KO heal
 VS. | 2 - 0
Delfino Plaza
* Spirit 8 - Speed
 VS. | 2 - 0
Halberd
* Spirit 5 - Beam Sword
 VS.  | 1-2 | Final Destination
Yoshi's Story
New Donk City Hall
* Spirit 6 - Impact Run
* Spirit 2 - KO Heal
* Spirit 4 - Jump
CPU Kerfuffle 24

CPU Kerfuffle 24 is the fourth kerfuffle in the third season of CPU Kerfuffle. Once again, Captain Valentine returns to give interviews. When Kanduka is introduced, the stadium is told to stay calm and reassured that she isn't dangerous.

We see a flashback where Iggy Koopa is interrogating a chained Kanduka alongside Larry, Hackerman J0hn, and Folk. A DNA scan reveals that her DNA is identical to Doctor Order's, but her acting seems off. Kanduka promises to tell the group everything they want to know about her if she loses, and says that she won't even try to be champion if she wins.

A cutscene later reveals that Recon Riley calls Squid Jenny out of the tournament and into the woods. The two discover a crashed spacecraft that seems far too advanced. Riley seems to think its related to Kanduka and the future stuff, and questions how far in the future Folk said he was from. The ship appears to have been there for about a month, but had some sort of cloak that's no longer working. They're jumped by Bartholomew (Barry), who they restrain and drag back to the stadium.

We see a flashback to 2015, where Kanduka is sitting at a kitchen table talking over a holographic phone with a green doctor mario known as Bartholomew. Kanduka calls him Barry for short. Something is mysteriously in North America and its coordinates are at Kanduka's childhood home.

Larry meets with the mysterious figure who has been threatening and messaging him. We learn that resurrection works as "a soul for a soul", which is why The Grunk killed Bling Bling Boy to restore the balance, and why Sephiroth tried to kill Folk. Larry makes a deal to restore the balance and take on a punishment, likely to save J0hn's life. The condition of the pact is that Larry gets to choose when the punishment takes effect. The deal leaves a cobalt marking on his hand and the figure leaves to "deal with its siblings."

## Starting Champion

Plum K. Rool (Team Chonk)

P. Rool is dethroned by Jon Arbuckle (Team Cross), who becomes the new champion.

## Ruleset

As always, P. Rool leaves the ruleset to democratic vote. The first ruleset is "Among Us" themed, with "imposter" smash balls (fake smash balls). The second ruleset is stage morph (though P. Rool says its when the "stage is sus"). Unlike the last times where channel points could be used to vote, this time it's one vote per person because voting with currency is "too American" according to P. Rool.

## Exhibition Fighters

Cupid Shuffle vs Heartbreak

The starting stage is Mario Maker which morphs into Town and City. Heartbreak wins.

## Fighters

Team Charm: Carly Rae Jepsen (5th)

Team Clutch: Google (5th)

Team Cross: Jon Arbuckle (1st)

Team Chonk: Pink Donkey Kong Senior (3rd)

Team Craken: Swing, replaced by Garfield (4th)

Team Cash Money: Morshu (7th)

Team Calibur: Kanduka (7th)

Team Cones: Blue Raspberry (2nd)
Jonathan Joestar Relationships

(Not Jotaro Kujo)

Diowser: The vessel of his adoptive brother and rival, Dio.

Star Platinum: The fighting spirit of his great great grandson, not like he can see him though.

Jolyne: His great great great granddaughter, however he seems to be confused on how they're related.

Giorno Giokoopa: Possible son boy.
Nuclear Suit

**Nuclear Suit** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Samus. The suit itself is extremely dangerous and volatile. The Nuclear Suit is stated as being similar to Hackerbot J0hn in that they're both living robots. Part of the reason Nuclear Suit was made by Doctor Order was for anti-air capabilities in combat.
Juniper Uppercut In Battle

## Juniper Uppercut In Battle

### Affiliation

Team Clutch
Alabaster Uppercut (Brother)

### Appears in

CPU Kerfuffle G3 (*1st place*)CPU Kerfuffle 21 (*2nd place*)}
CPU Kerfuffle 23

## In CPU Kerfuffle G3

CPU Kerfuffle G3 - Juniper Uppercut (1st)

 VS. | 2-0
 VS. | 2-1
 VS. | 2-1
 VS. | 1-0

## In CPU Kerfuffle 21

(Incomplete)

CPU Kerfuffle 21 - Juniper Uppercut (2nd)

## In CPU Kerfuffle 23

CPU Kerfuffle 23 - Juniper and Mac & Cheese (#)

 VS. | 1-2
 VS. | 1-2
Princess Remedy

> "It turns out love really can bloom on the battlefield! haha!"
>
> Remedy, to Captain Valentine

**Princess Remedy** is a fighter CPU Kerfuffle represented by Rosalina. She is married to Visible Man. She first met her husband during CPU Kerfuffle 8's Losers Bracket where she lost to him 2-0 during his time as Partially Visible Man, due to her being flustered. The two seemed to have hit it off afterwards and had gotten married between the events of CPU Kerfuffle 8 and CPU Kerfuffle 17.
Grunk Jr

**The Spirit (Out of stage name: Grunk Jr)** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Bowser Jr. He is The Grunk's son, and chose his stage name based on his father. His father is fiercely protective of him, going so far as to grudge match anyone who beats him. The Spirit is embarrassed at this.

## Relationships

The Grunk: The Grunk is very proud of his son, and had attempted to kill multiple of his son's opponents. Grunk Jr/The Spirit has a problem like this, but it didn't stop The Grunk from killing a non-opponent to his son, Bling Bling Boy. However this one kill was one Grunk Jr viewed as being pretty cool because it was.

Ryan Chongoshow: As Grunk Jr/The Spirit plays as Bowser Jr sub-optimally, their relationship is strained.
Clifford

> "He may not have achieved sentience but he definitely has a rudeness protocol!"
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Clifford the Big Red Cyborg** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by R.O.B. He fights for the treatment of animals similar to how Rights Sentience fights for people.

## Story

Clifford is a lover of animals and therefore fights for them as Rights Sentience's counterpart.
Machiavelli

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*Cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 22 (*Cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 23

> Machiavelli is here to have a good time even if that means endangering everyone
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

*Machiavelli* is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Kirby. He is a creation of Doctor Order, made with the intention of creating a powerful artificial intelligence and the perfect killing machine. Machi is always learning. Their exact sentience is unknown, though estimated to be "between that of a dog and a child."

Machiavelli served as one of Doctor Order's guards during CPU Kerfuffle 20, alongside their successor Mach 2. Machi uses the spirit Adorable Imperfection.

In CPU Kerfuffle 22, Machiavelli and Mach 2 work together to attempt to mug TRAINER OF JUSTICE, implying that their relationship has improved somewhat. This also reveals that they can speak.

## Notes

* Machiavelli likes fruit gummies

1. ↑ "Off the top of my head, I can say Machi is definitely from Order, along with Zapmouse. Hackerbot J0hn is a maybe."
(https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/796067398838517800)
2. ↑ (https://youtu.be/C6h9G7le8JI?t=648)
3. ↑ [1]
4. ↑ https://youtu.be/\_6pPCzlnY1U?t=3022
5. ↑ https://youtu.be/\_6pPCzlnY1U?t=3036
CPU Kerfuffle G2

Kerfuffle Gaiden 2 is notable in that it's a single elimination tournament with more fighters than is typical for CPUK. It is comprised of Doctor Order's affiliates, employees, and creations. During Gaiden 2, Larry breaks into the lab and challenges Order to a battle. The fight goes to Dracula's Castle, with Larry transforming into a Ryu. He loses.

## Fighters

* The Carrot Collective: Ice Climbers, 9th place
* Machiavelli: Kirby, 9th place
* Zapmouse: Pikachu, 9th place
* Subzero Amalgam: Mr. Game & Watch, 9th place
* Crimsonaut: Olimar, 9th place
* Mach 2: Mewtwo, 9th place
* Recon Riley: Sheik, 9th place
* Hackerman J0hn: Mega Man, 9th place
* Winston Overwatch: Donkey Kong, 5th place
* Nuclear Suit: Samus, 5th
* Dimensional Bus: R.O.B., 5th
* Google Plus: Marth, 5th
* Dan: Little Mac, 3rd
* My Grunk: Steve, 3rd
* Sephiroth: Sephiroth, 2nd
* Perfect Spriteman: Piranha Plant, 1st

Note: There was a CPU Kerfuffle Gaiden 1, run by Jay in the Chongoshow Discord. It wasn't recorded, and is considered noncanon. As such, this gaiden is considered the second even though there are no surviving remnants of gaiden 1.
Captain Quadratic

> "LOOK HONEY, I'VE UN-PENISED THE BOX!"
>
> Zia, about Quadratic breaking the Alignment Chart's Bitch Box

**Captain Quadratic** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Captain Falcon. He was created by Doctor Order to be the ultimate lab assistant and romantic partner, and is thus fully committed to her.

Quadratic is a robotic clone of Captain Valentine first introduced in CPU Kerfuffle 17, presumably so that Dr. Order could enter the Valentine's doubles tournament. He quickly became a reoccurring comedic character, beloved by many members of the audience. Despite being a himbo, Quadratic is the one to bring some very important information to light in CPU Kerfuffle 20.

Following the events of CPU Kerfuffle 20, Quadratic is temporarily missing. He reemerges at the Team Cross headquarters, where he agrees to help Blonde Sora with a coin toss during CPU Kerfuffle 21. Blonde Sora enters CPU Kerfuffle 23 with Quadratic as a doubles partner.

In Quadratic's conversation with Rights Sentience in CPU Kerfuffle 30, he confirms that he's picked the pronouns He/They for himself! He also asks if Rights is free on Friday.

## Notes

* It's believed Captain Quadratic purposely cried to "083 - Here We Are" from Undertale in order to be sent to the Penis Box alongside Doctor Order. The song supposedly reminds him of home.
* Snek is said to have adopted Quad, pog.
* Quad can canonical speak all languages, including Rat, Bee, and Russian. (This means he can understand Sting). He doesn't seem to know how to read, though.
* Quad received an emotional support animal from Therapuppy
Discord Jack Quotes

## Discord Jack

* Tundra / Discord Jack
* Fighting for Friends Jack

## CPU Kerfuffle 22

"NAGITO MUST DIE!"

"It is always ethical to hurt Nagito."

"Where is Flaccid Pancake tho?"

"When he comes into the game you know someone is gonna die."

"When the impostor is Nagito."

"Yeah."

"Ryan's shirt is really pog."

## CPU Kerfuffle 25

"If Cha Cha Slide bodies Garfield, I'll marry him instead."
CPU Kerfuffle 16

CPU Kerfuffle #16, also known as Sweet Sweet Sixteen, is the 16th CPU Kerfuffle Tournament. CPU Kerfuffle #16 featured the introduction of Venus, Vampire Catgirl Tifa, Wayward Compass, Cosmic Love, and Cupid Shuffle. Perfect Spriteman and Google also returned, continuing their sideplot from Doctor Order's Gaiden Tournament.

This is the first Kerfuffle to address the developing splinter in Team Calibur, as Doctor Order challenged Captain Valentine to a grudge/exhibition match before the tournament. Doctor Order lost, but Captain Valentine revealed that the theme he had for the next tournament would be a couples-double tournament. Captain Valentine and Doctor Order joked about joining as a couple, but the Doc seemed to have other plans.

The winner of the tournament however was returning fighter Gordo's Revenge, who would be the first fighter to break Captain Valentine's reign of champion since...basically the reboot (P.Rool not applicable). After Gordo's victory, Captain Valentine asked him to keep the Valentine's Day theme for the next tournament, which Gordo agreed to.

## Exhibition

The exhibition was Doctor Order versus Captain Valentine on Delfino Plaza. It is won by Captain Valentine.

## Fighters

* Team Calibur: Perfect Spriteman (2nd)
* Team Craken: Cupid Shuffle (5th)
* Team Cones: Wayward Compass (5th)
* Team Cross: Vampire Catgirl Tifa (3rd)
* Team Charm: Cosmic Love (7th)
* Team Cash Money: Venus (4th)
* Team Clutch: Google (7th)
* Team Chonk: Gordo's Revenge (1st)
CPU Kerfuffle Wiki

**Welcome to the CPU Kerfuffle Wiki!**
A wiki for Chongoshow's Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Level 9 CPU Tournament: CPU Kerfuffle!!

Created on January 4th, 2021, we're just getting set up here. Feel free to help out, everyone is welcome to pitch in! If you don't know wiki formatting, that's okay, too! You can copy-paste from other pages if needed, or feel free to ask in the Chongoshow Discord for the templates.

If you're looking for anything, a good place to start is on the CPU Kerfuffle page, where everything is being compiled. Stick around, enjoy yourselves, and enjoy the wonderful chaos that is Kerfuffle!

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Wondering what tropes are in CPU Kerfuffle? Check out the TV Tropes page!

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Mario From Super Mario

* Super Mario
* Super Show

**Mario from Super Mario** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He originates from the Jape Universe, where Mario is the newest DLC fighter for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Since entering the Corrected Universe, his appearance has occasionally resembled that of the real Super Mario. He is represented by Wario.

## Relationships

His Brother Luigi: While not shown in the Keruffle Universe yet, it is well known that Luigi has a lot of infomation-a. That said however how much Mario would be able to access may be limited due to their strained relationship (Mario you can't just say the F word to your brother).

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 6 - Mario From Super Mario
Yggdrasil's Altar
  VS.  | 2-0
Pokemon Stadium
  VS.  | 2-1
Super Mario Maker
Gamer
  VS.  | 0-2
Rainbow Cruise
  VS.  | 0-2
Magicant

CPU Kerfuffle 9 - Mario From Super Mario
  VS.  | 0-1

## Notes

* The lore implications of March 31st 2021 will either be catastrophic or nothing.

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfG0-iW5o0Y
Chili's

> "The reverse down-Aerith!"
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Chili's** is a member of CPU Kerfuffle represented by Robin. She is the representative of Chili's, and absolutely not the representative of Red Robin. Everyone has seen her with Chili's famous $5 Margarita and many people have drawn similarities to her and Aerith from Final Fantasy VII. Unlike Aerith, she absolutely wiped the floor with Sephiroth.

She comes to her girlfriend Twist's aid in CPU Kerfuffle 20 along with Hoedown for "Girl's Night" versus the Dimensional Bus and Crimsonaut.

In CPU Kerfuffle 22, it's revealed that Chili's family has a "coming of age" ceremony where they change restaurants. She was formerly red robin. In 22, her brother Denny's becomes IHOP and completes the ceremony.

## Story

Chili's is a brand rep for the chain, and uses some of the dishes while attacking. She is known to be a very explosive fighter capable of playing to nearly any style. She seems to play best when she's underestimated, always breaking out flashy moves to style on anyone who tries to step to her without being prepared for a devastating match. Chili's is dating Twist and seemingly has been since CPU Kerfuffle 13.
Giorno Giokoopa

He do be having a dream though

Giorno Giokoopa is a character in CPU Kerfuffle, who is the son of Diowser, and dreams of being a GANG☆STAR! During a match against Celadon, it's revealed that Celadon is a stand user sent by DIO.

## Notes

* It can be presumed his father is also technically Jonathan Joestar, but so far there is only speculation as to how Jonathan and Giorno can be alive at the same time.
* His stand is the Clown Car.
Mach 2

* Mach 2
* Crimsoned

> "MACHIAVELLI!!!!"
>
> Mach 2, to Machiavelli

**Mach 2** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. Represented by Mewtwo, they are one of Doctor Order's creations. They are the successor of Machiavelli, built because Doctor Order wasn't sure if Machi would stay loyal to her. Mach 2 has an inferiority complex because Machi is so beloved.

Mach 2 serves as one of Doctor Order's guards in CPU Kerfuffle 20, where they fight alongside Machiavelli. They use the spirit Failed Successor.

In CPU Kerfuffle 22, Mach 2 and Machiavelli attack TRAINER OF JUSTICE with the intent to mug him. Their teamwork implies that their relationship has improved, somewhat.

Mach 2 appears in the exhibition of CPU Kerfuffle 30 where he fights Machiavelli. At the end of the tournament, Crimson is split from Crimsonaut. Crimson was given the stipulation that he can't unwillingly possess anyone, so Crimson possesses a *willing* Mach 2. This was presumably a deal Mach 2 made for power.

In CPU Kerfuffle 30, it's mentioned that Orange tournament is next, but Crimsonaut can't attend because he has a birdwatching competition. He asks permission to be split from Crimson, so that Crimson could attend the tournament and he could go birdwatching.

Crimson is granted his wish, with the agreement that he isn't allowed to kill or involuntarily possess anyone. He also has to return to Crimsonaut's body after the tournament. True to his word, he *voluntarily* possesses Mach 2, who presumably makes a deal with Crimson out of a desire for power.

## Notes

* Mach 2 enjoys Africa by Toto

1. ↑ (https://twitter.com/chongotweet/status/1376877860619702272?s=21)
2. ↑ (https://youtu.be/C6h9G7le8JI?t=648)
Light Pit

Light Pit is not Pit. Light Pit is Dark Pit, however he has managed to con his way high enough into Palutena’s forces making her “believe” he is the real Pit. This plan of his backfired as soon as Palutena entered him as her Champion into CPU Kerfuffle #2, claiming there will be the gravest of consequences if he does not win. It’s implied that Palutena knew it was Dark Pit all along and said this ultimatum as a prank.

Light Pit was killed by Palutena upon his loss in CPU Kerfuffle 2.

1. ↑ https://discordapp.com/channels/354857622475898881/447816952170414081/827659415636148294
Prism

* All
* Prism (Solo)
* Cerulean
* Viridian
* Fuchsia

> "Stay tuned for CPU Kerfuffle 15!"
>
> January 18th

**Prism** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Pokemon Trainer. She first appears in CPU Kerfuffle 15 seeking to right the wrongs of Crimson's actions and advocate for all the colors of the rainbow. She joins Team Charm along with her Pokemon. Cerulean, a Squirtle, Viridian, an Ivysaur, and Fuchsia, a Charizard.

## Notes

* Whether it was by coincidence or not, Prism's name could be a nod towards the Pokemon Crystal Rom Hack "Pokemon Prism" created by RainbowDevs. It could also be a reference to the game's protagonist who shares the same name as Prism. It is currently unknown if they are the same person.
* All of Prism's Pokemon are named after 3 cities from the Kanto Region, those being Viridian City, Cerulean City, and Fuchsia City. However, While Viridian and Cerulean's types match their namesake, Fuchsia is a fire Pokemon named after the city containing the Poison-Type gym leader, Koga.
* Remember when we all thought Prism was just Normal and Not Plot Important? Yeah. Me neither.
CPU Kerfuffle Tier List of who Zia could beat up in real life Incident

The CPU Kerfuffle Tier List of who Zia could beat up in real life Incident was an event taking place on 4/2/2021 in which Zia ranked which CPU Kerfuffle characters they could beat up in real life with their real skills and real weaknesses.The numerous voices of Discord were there.

This revealed the dark and powerful Penis Box, as well as Zia's weakness to Tomatoes
CPU Kerfuffle 33

CPU Kerfuffle 33 is a leg of the Grand Tournament in CPU Kerfuffle. The Grant Tournament was proposed by Prism.

## Exhibition Fighters

Squid Jenny vs Jolyne on Frigate Orpheon.

Jenny quickly took 130% damage, but took the first stock solidly and footstooled to take the second. Jolyne prevents a three-stock, and then manages to make it even one stocks. A wild and brutal back-and-forth for an exhibition, with a close call on both ends! At 160% on last stock, Jolyne narrowly secures the victory. While technically a reverse-three-stock, the commentators opt not to change anything because it's an exhibition.

## Fighters

* Danthony
* Dark Jimbo
* Blonde Sora
* Shantae
* Captain Quadratic
* Google
* Chartreuse
* The Guy
Garfield

> "Heaven is no place for Garfield."
>
> Red

**Garfield** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Incineroar. He replaces Swing in CPU Kerfuffle 24 when Jon Arbuckle three-stocks Swing. His rampage knows no bounds, and he seems to be eldritch in nature.

In CPU Kerfuffle 26, it's revealed that Garfield was a failed attempt at making a new Universal Constant after the deaths of Nagito and Kanye.

## Trivia

* Garfield is capable of sensing the Chongo Discord, as shown in his bout against Discord Jack.