Arc 3 Quotes

## Episode 0

[01:32:58]

Owen: "You know what spell we do have?"

Gus: "Anything you want?"

Owen: "Reincarnate."

Haley: "Reincarnate. And also anything you want."

Amelia: "You know what other spell we have? Therapy."

## Episode 1

[00:04:00]

Owen: "Everyone knows what a Runeknight is, it's gonna be great."

Haley (scoldingly): "Owen!"

Haley (like a studio's commentary on a movie): "Owen Georg, who knows every single subclass in DnD, is an outlier and should not be counted."

[00:23:19]

Diarmad: "I'm sure I'll be happy to meet Jim some day."

Bombyx: "We can go right now, before we go to the capital. It's not in the direction, but..."

Diarmad: "Ahhh, we should just go to the capital. I don't- it seems like Annie is a little bit worried, you know, so..."

Gus: "Back in Tyle Annie gets like a little twitch in her eye and she doesn't know why."

[00:24:53]

Diarmad: "Oh, is that - Seasaidh, is that you?"

Haley: "Jesus, I have to do the fucking voice. Shit!"

Sedona: "You can do it, you can do it!"

Gus: "That's the only reason why Owen asked to get Seasaidh."

Haley: "I know it's the only reason he wants to talk to her, it's because I can't do a Scottish accent!"

[01:08:44]

Fey: "I don't think [Annie]'s gone to Hell without us, but..."

Bombyx: "Well you never know. People can die at any time."

## Episode 2

[00:12:27]

Cherry: "That's a large piece of granite."

Bombyx: "How much is it?"

Cherry: "For just a large piece of granite? I- 4 gold."

Amelia: "I put it in my pocket, I begin counting up gold as I assume Annie continues talking."

Annie: "Cherry, that's- that's a pretty expensive piece of granite there, Cherry."

Haley (mumbling): "Listen, I don't know how much rocks fucking cost, Gus, I'm just gonna say numbers!"

[00:23:54]

Amelia: "That's why Bombyx is here."

Haley: "To be a distraction?"

Amelia: "To jeopardize her relationships."

[00:44:55]

Haley: "You're rolling against teenage stubbornness."

[00:47:13]

Gus: "Friends is honestly a garbage cantrip."

Haley: "Yeah, it's so bad."

Josh: "It's so good."

Haley: "No. Josh, your Warlock is coming out."

[00:55:37]

Sedona: "Raleigh said it was okay."

Amelia: "You're getting this man fired."

Owen: "Definitely gonna get fired."

Haley: "Executed. Executed."

Sedona: "I didn't say that out loud, I didn't say that out loud."

Gus: "Executed?"

Sedona: "No no no no."

Haley: "Compromising the security of the royal family, he probably would be killed."

Owen: "That's called treason."

[00:58:22]

Haley: "I want to give you like triple disadvantage on this, 'cause Oh My God."

## Episode 3

[00:05:18]

Gus: "The finale is us realising that everything is actually ok and there's a reasonable explanation..."

Haley: "For all of this." [...] "It's Red Herrings, the Arc, welcome."

[00:07:24]

Sedona: "I believe she said 'Don't come back to my palace or talk to my daughters ever again' which is just not gonna happen."

[00:29:17]

Owen: "Alright, how is Aldrum looking so far?"

Josh: "You know, about 45 seconds ago, he was doing really well, but then Haley had to come in and kinda ruin his day."

[00:32:37]

Haley: "Okay, that's only gonna be 5 slashing damage..."

Gus (dramatically): "And 34 poison damage!"

Josh (equally dramatically): "62 poison damage!"

[00:54:17]

Amelia: "You guys, we just got the character art sketches!"

Haley: "Grace, you have to redraw it."

Josh: "Yeah just add a bunch of like... cuts and just..."

Owen: "Just replace the eyes with Xs."

[01:01:34]

Josh: "We are a sight for sore eyes."

Haley: "No, you're a sight that causes sore eyes, my friend."

Josh: "Yes, there you go."

## Episode 4

[00:18:51]

Haley: "It's decent amounts of light, he's just doing it in a way that's bad to look at."

[00:20:03]

Bombyx: "Why would the count have a problem with me?"

Fey: "Uhm - anyway, so, ok, no illusion spells right now. That's fine. On that. Uhm."

Bombyx: "You have something you wanna say, Diarmad?"

Diarmad: "What? No, it's - look, I don't have a problem with you."

Annie: "Maybe we should get going, yeah?"

Bombyx: "Do you know something I don't know? Is this 'cause of the Christmas party, 'cause he said he was over that."

Annie: "We said we wouldn't talk about the Christmas party anymore!"

[00:33:16]

Haley: "You guys won. You win against hell."

Sedona: "We beat the couch."

Haley: "Couch is destroyed."

Gus: "Yaaayyy!"

Owen: "We destroyed the couch!"

[Cheering]

Sedona: "That was the BBEG, right?"

Haley: "BBEG was couch the whole time, and I don't know how you knew it."

[00:35:50]

Haley: "You put Mister 25 Passive Perception in the front, I see!"

Gus (jokingly teasing): "Learned lessons from Locejoy's Four, Haley!"

Haley: "Oh! I set a hallway on fire once!"

[00:53:35]

Bombyx: "I was just holding a glass. Why would they have tea out if they don't want us to drink it?"

Fey: "You can drink the tea, but then you leave the glass behind when you're done."

Amelia: "I hold my hand like I'm gonna drop it."

Fey: "No, no, no, no- Please don't do that. I'm so sorry. I love you, you are my best friend, I will never- I will never tease you ever- I won't do any- I will clean you worm bag, if you need me to, please."

[01:24:53]

Amelia: "On the way out of the vault, I grab a random cloak, they're probably magical, I grab that dope-ass bow, I just- I'm on the back like I'm headed home in target and I'm passing the clearance section."

## Episode 5

[00:32:16]

Aldrum: "If it was a suit of armour that was badly wounded, you know, Aldrum could do his best, but..."

[00:57:52]

Haley (about Isadora): "Listen, is she gonna develop some complexes from this? Maybe!"

[01:17:33]

Charles: "You like spells."

Annie: "Yes?"

Charles: "Do you wanna do magic?"

Annie: "Do- Yeah, I can do a little magic for you, Charles. You wanna do some magic together?"

Charles (excitedly): "Yes!"

[01:19:24]

Bombyx: "I have to go, probably, meet up with my friends..."

Queen Liliana: "Yes. Tell Fey she's welcome."

[Sounds of people gasping and chuckling]

Gus (laughing): "The face that Sedona just made, so sweet!"

## Episode 6

[00:21:01]

Bombyx: "Well the Lovejoys don't keep the best company, so I would not be surprised if their discernment failed them once again."

Annie: "What business have you got with the Lovejoys?"

Bombyx: "Oh I've got no business with the Lovejoys, actually, so... it's fine. It's fine."

[00:30:10]

Fey: "It's really hard to just talk to the Lovejoys..."

Bombyx: "It is not hard to talk to most people."

[00:44:32]

Guard: "So you're causing kind of a ruckus-"

Fey: "I understand that, the world is ending. Ma'am, I know that you have a job to do, but so do I."

## Episode 7

[00:05:46]

Amelia: "I would like to ask for a single DM Inspiration in honour of me taking initiative to ask for it."

Gus (laughing): "What a move!"

Haley (deadpan): "Granted."

[00:56:42]

Josh: "The next person that doesn't have advantage, just, uhm... Raise your hand."

[01:01:31]

Owen: "He probably has exactly one diamond, 'cause I don't think he would be able to afford carrying around much more, so I can probably safe one?"

Amelia: "When I hear you say that, I pull out the Infinite Garnet."

Owen: "Would the Infinite Garnet work?"

Sedona: "I hope so!"

Haley: "You wanna use it as a spell component for a Revivify?!"

Sedona: "Please! Please let it work!"

Gus: "We're not trying to open a portal to Hell or anything!"

[01:19:00]

Josh: "Aldrum is not looking happy."

Haley: "The wild thing is, they also don't look happy."

[01:20:35]

Penny: "It's a hard thing to keep a Lovejoy in chains."

Aldrum: "It's easier to keep them in the grave."