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Episode 22

## The Drunken Peasants Take OverPimpmunk Show Episode

### Performers

Pimpmunkx, Shayrah, Sketchy White Dude, TOMMYfromtheBRONX, The Drunken Peasants, AshleysEgo, Christopher S, DtheZombie, Dee Fuckin Wayne, Landon Curt Noll

## Summary

The Hosts try to have a serious show discussing Social Media, but the Drunken Peasants stage a coup. After the Peasants finally retreat, they briefly discuss the wiki, and then vote HoBurger/NoBurger on the issue of having Ho Burger on the After Show. The verdict was Ho Burger.

## Gallery

* Kickass titlecard for the episode
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Asriel

## Bio

She is a quiet and infrequent, but beloved guest on the Show. She lives and is in a relationship with DtheZombie and is the only person that can actually shut him the fuck up, and thus serves as his antithesis.

## Trivia

* Pimpmunk wants to cuck Zombie and then steal her from him
* Zombie approves

## Gallery

* "Hey Asriel, CUNT!" - Shayrah
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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Episode 21
2. Shut Up And Talk
Getting the fuck ready

## Getting the fuck ready Non-show Stream on Pimpmunkrandom

### Performers

Pimpmunkx, Christopher S, DtheZombie, The Little Skeptic, The Sex God, LanceCplThomas, JJTalkz

### Location

Pimpmunkrandom

This stream occurred on May 3, 2016, on Pimpmunkrandom.

## Summary

Pimp, Chris S., Skep, JJ and D shoot the shit for a while. The Sex God later joins them. Skep's ass gets objectified by D and Sex God, which triggers JJ off the stream. D and Skep erupt into the Great Teabate (aka. TeaGate 2016), which is immortalized in a drawing by Liberal Ocelot. Later, the chat moderators begin a civil war as the panel watches on. Lance comes on and Pimp gets salty due to everyone talking at once, causing him to have a talk with the panel.

## Gallery

* TeaGate by Liberal Ocelot
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Shayrah

***"If you're blowing fire out of your ass, and you're happy with the situation, then you've won!"***
*- Shayrah 2016*
Shayrah is a youtube skeptic, atheist, and feminist, as well as a "regular host of The Pimpmunk Show.

Shayrah is known to fuck suspiciously young boys and is rumored to have killed her birth mother.

## Bio

She is a young, intellectual, reptilian trophy wife, who matches and even surpasses her male counterparts when trying to get a point across. She not only takes advantage of little boys, but she is such a slut she literally cooks with jizz. Favorite cooking ingredient Sum Yung Gui. The first porno she watched was on VHS at a friends house with five other friends.

Cum Curry "It's better than bad - it's good"

## Trivia

* Everyone wants to fuck her husband
* Hates crayons, loves meaty privilege
* Has pot super powers!!
* "White children are alright"
* Rejects Meatriarchy Theory

* Trophy Wife
* Mastermind of evil scammer cabal
* Her dog ate her meaty privilege

* She has a black bunghole
* Her asshole is basically a black hole that dicks get lost in and never come back out. That's why she doesn't do anal.
* Has fucking huge tits.
* Evolved a puke reflex in response to French licking.
* She won an Oscar for her performance as the Little Skeptic.
* She has a notable Camel Toe.
* Favorite song: Spanish Flea
* Did we mention her ass is really black?
* Favourite cause: #DogAteMyMeatyPrivilege
* Really big tits.
* Hates blacks but will get fucked by them.
* Hates the lord our god Jesus Christ.
* Hates men
* Her asshole absorbs all light in the known universe.
* Just a reminder about the tits?
* So long and thanks for all of the starfish!
* Kills Arabs for a living.
* Shayrah has been know to govern the live chat of The Pimpmunk Show with what is referred to as Shayria Law.
* An integral part of Shayria Law is the "Shive", which is a general term, which may refer to any consequences suffered by a participant in the chat, delt by the hands of Shayrah. This term was first coined by Shayrah and it eludes to Steve Shives' infamous proclivity to block people on Twitter. As one might assume "Shive" is meant to sound like "Shiv".
	+ (Example) You better watch out for Shayrah, she's hard as fuck! She'll **Shive** a bitch.
* She is fond of the word "cunt", and she uses it frequently.
* Sometimes cooks with cum.
* Hates the idea of putting sauce on filet mignon.
* Is a philosophical gamer.
* She is an admin of this very wiki
* She plans to Dutch-Oven Chris and Pimp in Colombus.
* Shayrah's black asshole is a great source of very dark, delicious apple juice.
* She is triggered by the word "moist."

## Quotes

* *"I like to get UTIs. They're fun."*
* *"I put it in my blackened asshole and fucked it all up."*
* "One man's cringe is another man's porn."
* "I'd like to milk in that man's face."

## Gallery

* An actual close-up of Shayrah's asshole taken during the great Anal Expedition of 1731
* Shayrah is a Cunt - Love, Asriel
* Shay's Cameltoe
* GODDAMN!
* Shayrah's first porno
* Shayrah's kryptonite
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## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
* Facebook
The Pimpmunk Show

The Pimpmunk Show is a livestream on youtube hosted by Pimpmunkx, along with a variety of additional hosts and regulars including Shayrah, TommyfromtheBRONX, Sketchy White Dude, JJTalkz, Galen Hallcyon, Jean-François Gariépy, Landon Curt Noll and many more.

## History

Although it did not officially begin until Episode 1, it began to take shape on December 7, 2015 when Pimpmunkx hosted the Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon to help pay for Galen's desperately needed dental surgeries. The fundraiser featured many of the personalities who would later go on to become regular guests, and even hosts of the Show including Shayrah , Sketchy , Tommy , Vadim , and many more.

## Trivia

* Three of the main personalities of the Pimpmunk Show are part of the United States' FBI's Most Wanted List. Their charges include the following:
	+ Excessive sexiness.
	+ Lynching.
	+ Urination upon warm-blooded animals.
	+ and road rage.
* There are now special Patreon only aftershows, which are like the show, but later and uncensored

## Gallery

* Logo by Sketchy White Dude
* Your gracious hosts
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Meridian Frost

## Bio

He came all the way from the land of Oz. Pieces of the Yellow Brick Road are still stuck in between his toes. He fought tooth and nail to get here. He had to kill the Great and Powshayrahisevilerful Oz and had to slice through hordes of midgets to make his way to America so he can infect the internet with a face only a mother could love.

## Trivia

* Give this guy a big smile because he loves teeth and will go all "No Country for Old Men" on your mouth.
* His favorite porn is the movie Teeth.
* He is currently wanted by international authorities for being the mastermind behind the deep web
	+ If you have any info on his whereabouts, throw it in the sewer and it'll get to us
* Galen don't like 'im
* He is a tattoo artist.

## Gallery

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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Episode 6
2. Pimpmunk AFTERSHOW: With special host Tony Cockarino (Episode 6's Aftershow)
3. Episode 9
4. Episode 10
5. The Pimpmunk Show After Show (Episode 10's Aftershow)
6. Episode 11
7. Pimpmunk Aftershow - Q&A with Landon Noll and JF (Episode 11's Aftershow)
8. Do The Right Thing For Pimpmunk
9. Episode 12
10. Episode 13
11. The Pimpmunk Show After Show (Episode 13's Aftershow)
12. Live & Random
13. Episode 14
14. Episode 15
15. Episode 16
16. Episode 17
17. Episode 20

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
Bullshit Show

## Bullshit Show Non-show Stream on Pimpmunkx

### Performers

Pimpmunkx, Sketchy White Dude, JJ Talkz, Christopher S, BrianJ1962, Vadim Newquist

### Location

Pimpmunkx

The show occurred on April 14, 2016.

## Summary

Pimp, Chris S, Brian, JJ, Sketchy, and Landon discuss a variety of bullshit. Vadim tries to argue something regarding the Toby Turner rape allegations, the hosts disagree and Vadim looks salty. Pimp gets attacked by a spider, and many lulz are had. Everyone goes back to bullshitting.

## Gallery

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Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon

## Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon Fundraiser

* Part 1
* Part 2
* Part 3
* Part 4

### Performers

Pimpmunkx, Shayrah, Sketchy White Dude, TOMMYfromtheBRONX, JJ Talkz, Galen Hallcyon, Danielle, J.-F. Gariépy, That Lovely Bitch, Vadim Newquist, The Transgender Atheist, Zaunstar, Beyond Phere, Kizzume Fowler, Canadian Atheist, MasterWolf73, Godless Engineer, Karlee Craziness, The Investigamer, NateTalksToYou, G Man, Shoe0nHead, MrRepzion, Ben, Paulsego, Creationist Cat, Mercedes Carrera

### Location

Pimpmunkx

The fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon occured from the 6th into the 7th of 2015, on Pimpmunkx's Channel. It largely inspired Pimp to begin doing livestream shows and, in fact, featured many of the personalities who would later go on to become hosts and regulars of the Pimpmunk Show.

## Trivia

* This fundraiser brought Pimp and Shayrah together for the first time
* Unfortunately, parts of this fundraising event were lost.
Galen Hallcyon

***"Even if I'm wrong, I'm still gonna win."***
*- Galen, 2016*

## Bio

If big and tall doesn't tell you what you are getting then you are gonna get fucking wrecked when this mother fucker comes into the room and that is only if he can stand being in the same room as you. Here he comes with a broken jaw that will never shut up he is the unstoppable New Orleanian Galen Hallcyon!!!

Help him not die from his mouth being an asshole

https://www.gofundme.com/galendental

## Trivia

* Pimpmunk is his Nigger

* Loves marshmallows and pickles equally.

* Has an unhealthy obsession with Micheal Bay movies.

* Claims to be really good at eating ass.
* He taught The Little Skeptic how to properly suck dick.
* I'm scared.
* He should return to The PimpmunkShow when he recovers from his jaw being broken from the jaw breaker Tommy Cockarino gave him.
* TJ ( The Amazing Atheist ) once filled Galen's house with marshmallows, Galen was so happy that he sucked TJ's dick on the spot.
* He wants to engage in ass to mouth with both Nicole Arbour and Scarlett Johannsson
* He is a god of sex with balls of gold.

## Quotes

* *"Pimpmunk is my nigger."*
* *"Never go full TJ."*
* *"Even if I'm wrong, I'm still gonna win."*
* "I need to fuck a little Asian chick..I just wanna get a skinny little Asian chick and lie with my big dick off. You know and get 9 inches and twirl her around and spin that shit. Just tug and roll it around. Be squirting all over my fucking dick...and like YEAH!!!"- Galen being tired from being in severe pain for a while and has the urge for Asian pussy, you cannot blame him.
* "You need a dick to suck, I nominate Steve Shives."- Galen referring to the Dick Sucking Contest.
* "You're gonna fuck me and Kristi Winters?" -Asking the Australian kangaroo scrotum (Not AiU, Damian, about the Pussy Eating contest.
* "Which Bill is the better rapist? Bill Cosby is black. Bill Clinton because he rapes people and liberals would still love him."- Well he isn't wrong.
* "I could fuck you up, Pimpmunk."- Pointing out the obvious.
* "No Duh". - In reference to taking a steam boat ride down the Mississippi River, with Pimp and Landon when they go to New Orleans. He made sure to postface said remark though, stating that he rarely ever uses such a trite term.

## Gallery

* PC Galen
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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon
2. Episode 1
3. Episode 2
4. Episode 3
5. Episode 4
6. Episode 5
7. The Pimpmunk Show Out of Control (Episode 5's Aftershow)
8. The Pimpmunk Show Late Night Freak Show
9. Episode 7
10. Episode 8
11. Episode 9
12. Episode 11
13. Do The Right Thing For Pimpmunk
14. Oh shit

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
Wednesday Anyday

## Wednesday AnydayDiscussion-based Livestream Show

### Performers

The Little Skeptic, The Sex God, DtheZombie, Liberal Ocelot, Chris S, Asriel, Probable Serial Killer, and sometimes Dylan

### Location

Wednesday Anyday

Wednesday Anyday is a live stream discussion show created for the fuck of it, and hosted by The Little Skeptic, The Sex God, DtheZombie, Liberal Ocelot, Chris S., and more often than not Asriel, Probable Serial Killer, and Dylan. Guests have included Pimpmunkx, Shayrah, Ethan, and maybe many more...maybe. The regular hosts are all people who met through the Pimpmunk Show live chat.

## Hosts

* Wednesday AdamsGo to The Little Skeptic
* The Sex GodGo to The Sex God
* DtheZombieGo to DtheZombie
* Liberal OcelotGo to Liberal Ocelot
* Chris SGo to Christopher S
* AsrielGo to Message Wall:Asriel-Dreamy
* Probable Serial Killer
* Another Soviet
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## Episodes

1. Watch and listen or not
2. Late Night Boring
3. Worst Pre Show Ever
4. Movies and more movies
5. Talking and never shutting up
6. I tried but...
7. Wednesday Anyday
8. Trollz and Art
9. Just Pure Shit

### Other Vids

* A Word from Wednesday Anyday ft. An Individjuhl
* A Word Revisited
* White Guilt Sex God

## Gallery

* 1st Attempt/Fuckup 1 - Liberal Ocelot
* Fuckup 2 - Liberal Ocelot
* Edit by DtheZombie
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Tony Cockarino

## Tony CockarinoRegular Guest

### Aliases

The Pussy-Evicerator, The Slut-Strangler, The Ass-Eliminator, The Pussy Whisperer

### Affiliation

TommyfromtheBRONX; Tony Cockarino and the Bälls

## Physical description

### Weight

About the same as a baby's arm

Tony Cockarino is the living, sentient penis of TommyfromtheBRONX, and is a frequent guest on The Pimpmunk Show. Although his face has been seen by many, he has never appeared on camera during the show.

## Bio

He was the founder and frontman of the chart topping rock group *Tony Cockarino and the Bälls*, whose limited vinyl release demo is sought by record collectors the world over - primarily for being the largest slab of vinyl ever pressed. The bands most notable album is *Testicular Experience* and a few tracks on that album are; *River of Semen, Just the Tip, Bye Bye Foreskin, NO TEETH BITCH!!, Swamp Taint Nightmare, Sticky Situation and, Not Enough Lotion.*

## Trivia

* Self-identifies as meaty privilege
* Cockin' the casbah
* Lacks dickumentation
* So massive that black holes are attracted to it
* So large it has its own zip code
* Favorite quotes:
	+ That's fine.
	+ I'm the greatest!
	+ But ANYWAYYYYYS
	+ Fuggeddaboutit
* It has been speculated that he is actually the brains of the operation

## Gallery

* Tony Cockarino visits Japan
* A candid pic of an intimate moment between Tony and Ethan
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That Lovely Bitch

## Bio

This Bitch is just so Lovely that you will be halted in your tracks when she struts on by. Remember the pink bitch from the Wizard of Oz, the one who came out a fucking bubble, well that is Albany for ya. Click your heels, say there is no place like home, and hope she doesn't steal your man hood.

## Trivia

* She has huge tits
* She is a hard core fan of the Star Wars prequels
* She hordes little children in the hopes that the Lovely seed will be spread world wide

## Gallery

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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon
2. Episode 2
3. Episode 4
4. Episode 10
5. Do The Right Thing For Pimpmunk
6. For Sketchy And His Family

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
* Instagram
* Patreon
Day 28

The twenty-ninth day: The day of Exploration!

* Flower Field is expanded
* Alex Hinchey moves in
* Flower Field Forestry Building is built
* Discovery of large pond by River
* Discovery of Waterfall Caverns underneath river
* Disvoery of Lava Pool by River
* Naming of the River: Circular River
* Discovery of Paradise Shores
* Discovery of River by Paradise Shores
* Discovery of Cave by Newtown
* Discovery of Cave by Anvil Cave
* Discovery of Cave south of Anvil Cave
Jenny McDermott

## Bio

An absolute raging cunt, a utterly toxic individual, if you ever find yourself in acquaintance with this horrendous cunt you should immediately kill yourself as a means to save your sanity and die with dignity. Jenny Mcdonalds is responsible for doxxing many people including jjTalkz and Armoured Skeptic. She has also targeted several youtube channels that have made videos about her with false flags and false DMCA attacks. Horseface also supported feminists trying to get Thunderf00t fired from his job, committed fraud through GoFundMe.com (which caused her to be fired from her job) and was once affiliated with Brett motherloving Keane. So if you ever find this horrendous cunt dwelling around the internet, ESCAPE.

## Appearance on the Show

Originally Pimpmunk was reluctant to give Jenny the link to the hangout because he was afraid she would tweet out the link, ruining the stream (an in character move for Jenny McHerpClit) but eventually Pimp decided it would be pretty funny so he sent her the link. Upon entering the hangout it was revealed that she was driving while talking in the hangout, endangering herself and others on the road. Driving aside she came in putting on a fake as shit nice girl act which discontinued after Pimp brought up his grievances with her, in this she asked "What's the difference between a DMCA and a false DMCA?" perhaps the dumbest thing she ever said (and that's saying a lot). Then Tommy came in and he came in swinging and shit hit the fan as shouting between Jenny and Tommy insued, in the chaos Christopher S. was researching the GoFundMe case and after the shouting subsided Chris stepped in and presented his argument in a very respectful manner. Jenny presented her story which was marred with inconsistencies and emotion appeals. Tommy then tried to make a point and was shouted at by Jenny and that's around the time when HE APPEARED... the cold rolled in and we knew... Ben has arrived and he came in laughing at Jenny like the circus freak show she is and that's when Jenny left the hangout.

## Quotes

* *"What's the difference between a DMCA and a false DMCA?"*

## List of Appearance(s)

1. Dp's Ben & PaulsEgo Jenny Mcdermott And many more

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
Keemstar

## Appearance on the Show

He showed up to defend himself after Pimp was throwing shade in a livestream, upon showing up the viewership spiked and the chat became almost as bad as the DP chat. The majority of his appearance consisted of a lot of long explanations that never got to the point, after being thoroughly defeated he dropped the link to the hangout on his twitter and a bunch of random people joined the hangout leading to its downfall... fucking cunt.

## Trivia

* Is a gnome
* Host of ~~DramaAlert~~ CancerAlert
* Injects popcorn butter directly into the vein

## Links

* Twitter
* Youtube
Toxic Sauc3

Gave Pimp $50 and $10 on Patreon, and shilled for Pimp while he was on. He also wants everyone to know that he cares more about Pimp's show then his own comfort, he even gave the $50 he planned to use to replace his broken headphones to Pimpmunk.

He doesn't appreciate the sperm pic I gave him.

## Trivia

* He likes to shill and donate
* He likes to steamroll conversations

## Gallery

* After having the power turned off to give Pimp a patreon donation.
* Right before he was forcibly evicted from his house and nailed to the cross
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News and Announcements

This wiki is a work-in-progress, and currently needs:  **someone****familiar with CSS. If you are interested please leave a message on DtheZombie's Message Wall.**

**One way that anyone can help is by *adding content to articles, and adding photos, videos and articles to the wiki, I have added a contribute tab on the wiki navigation bar to make this process easier.***

***Example Article***

**Please welcome two new Admins: Shayrah and Asriel, and two new Mods: TheSexGod and The Little Skeptic!**

**Please welcome a new Admin: Sketchy White Dude and 2 new Mods: Xaphan6669 and Liberal Ocelot!**

**Please welcome a new Mod. the frequent editor: Chunk Norris**

--DtheZombie (talk) 19:43, April 6, 2016 (UTC)
The Transgender Atheist

***"You are a true ass-eating motherfucking Canadian."***
*- Willam 2016*

## Trivia

* If you couldn't guess, Willam is transgender.
* On the Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon she hit on most if not all of the people who participated.
* Hung like a horse
* The red hair you see you see is due to the period blood she collects each month
* She likes her men in wheel chairs
* Would chop his dick off for Galen.

## Gallery

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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon
2. Episode 1
3. When Mutant Assholes Attack

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
Cori Camp

***"Her titties look like tube socks filled with cat litter."** - Cori 2016*

## Trivia

* He bought duckumentation from Pimp
* Cori and Pimp first met at the The Drunken Peasants Los Angeles Meetup, although Pimp does not remember meeting him at all. This is most likely due to the copious amounts of intoxicants and mind altering substances present at said meetup.
* He was formerly in a relationship with someone who was legally a dwarf.

## Gallery

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Earl Evans

## Quotes

* *"Black people like chicken."*
* *"Just say yes."*
* *"Landon, don't do it! Whatever it is, don't do it!"*

## Trivia

* He likes men jerking off on camera.
* He is apparently less black than Pimpmunk.
* In terms of *South Park* characters, he is Token and not Chef, much to his pleasure.
* His hair is well liked by The Chat.
* He is a Razer sponsored gamer.

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
* Twitch
Matthew Bolen

## Triva

* He is in a longstanding feud with Thekaveman101.
* He is the leader of a chat group know as "The Tribunal of Matts". Other members include Matthew Ingram, and Matt Schroeder
* He is apparently Kurt Cobain. However, he cannot tell this to anyone outside of The Chat.
* You don't fuck with him taking a shower. You just don't.
* He purports to regularly destroy his wife's butt hole.
Larry Guidry

## Quotes

* *"Your teeth are bigger than mine."*— Larry to Nerdy on his teeth
* "...terrification of the dick"

## Trivia

* He hides small children under his beard and then eats them later.
* He is a human battering ram, as well as Christopher S' bodyguard and cuddle-buddy.
* He likes them firm booty holes. Christopher's is his favorite.
* He regularly checks people's dildos to see if they have been in use.

## Gallery

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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Welp...This is a thing, now.
2. Early morning games and chat session /w Christopher S!
3. Dp's Ben & PaulsEgo Jenny Mcdermott And many more
Probable Serial Killer

## Physical description

### Gender

MAN

***"Landon could read a book to me and I'd be fine."***
*- Eric 2016*

## Trivia

* This was the lucky 100th article
* He often appears on Wednesday Anyday
* He is currently sexually abusing Wednesday Adams
* He loves to fuck his cat daily on camera
* His beard is its own person and they have a symbiotic relationship
* Pizza rolls and Gatoraid are what fuels his killer ways

## Gallery

* Eating the black man's cum
* "Cereal" Killer
* Cool Kid
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## List of Appearance(s)

1. A Moment Of Medication ...I Mean Meditation
The Sex God

***"Yeah, right?! Suck your own dick to confuse the sperm!"***
*- The Sex God 2016*

## Bio

You will die if you meet this man. He is a proven Pedo and serial killer. He has a preference for young boys, but will take what ever he can get. The last thing you will see before you die is his face.

## Trivia

* Wednesday Adams is his dominatrix
* He often appears on Wednesday Anyday
* He has the Vegeta-hairline
* He once ate pancakes for six hours straight

## Quotes

* *"I'm gonna kidnap her, throw her in the basement, and forcibly impregnate her."* (In reference to Beyond Phere)
* *"Every baby 's nickname is fleshlight."*
* *"That's fuckin' stupid."*

## Gallery

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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Episode 21
2. Shut Up And Talk
3. Getting the fuck ready
Lizz Reptile

## Lizz ReptileGuest

### Aliases

Jizz Reptile, Cooter Pooter, Our Lady of Awkward Vag, Bag of skin with loose bones

## Physical description

### Height

6'

***"I look like I should be at Red Lobster on one of the dinner plates."***
*-Lizz Reptile 2016*

## Bio

This Lizard creature crawled out of the moon at age 6 and has been plotting to carry out her masters' plans ever since. Don't let the sexy body and toothy smile fool you. She is here to become your new over lord.

## Trivia

* She came from the non existing egg moon
* She tries to make people believe that the Earth is flat
* Pimp has seen her titties
* She has some interesting tattoos
* She views her page once every 30 minutes, not!
* Known to woperate
* Proven to click on clickbate by mistake
* She was a tattoo artist for ten years.
* She has *warpes*, which are both warts and herpes.
	+ **UPDATE**: Lizz's warpes were cured (June 6, 2016)
* Pimp does not put her on the clock, he puts her on the vag.
* Known to have shown "awkward vag".
* Is an artist and has sold many pieces in addition to being in some galleries.
* She doesn't find *King of the Hill* to be all that funny.
* She will **NOT** tattoo your asshole.

## Quotes

* *"Chris needs to stop being a nigger and stop talking over me"*
* *"I've caused some dick pain."*
* *"I shit big turds."*
* *"Holocaust: My Fault. Aids: My Fault. It is all my fault!"*
* *"She looks more strung out than I do."*

## List of Appearance(s)

1. Episode 1
2. Episode 21
3. Not A Pleasurable Experiences (Episode 23's Aftershow)
4. Live , Special guest Jaclyn Glenn
5. The Chill Factor
6. The HoBurger Ho Down
7. When Crazy Meets cool
8. Welp...This is a thing, now.
9. We Do Stupid Now
10. Episode 36

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
DtheZombie

***Example Page,***

***"You got the gook edition!?" -** DtheZombie 2016*

DtheZombie is the founder and former head-admin of The Pimpmunk Show Wiki.

## Bio

He was born in a Cornfield in the Midwest. He has a music project called Dr. Dogteeth. He cries while watching the Notebook. His girl friend beats him while he sleeps. This piece of fucking shit was the biggest Drunken Peasants fanboy alive. He watches every episode live and he never misses a live show. He had made it his life goal to never miss a live show even if that means skipping his mothers funeral and even if that means missing the birth of his first born child. This motherfucker was fucking hardcore about watching the Drunken Peasants live, but he eventually realized the error of his ways.

## The Pimpmunk Show

He was on Episode 21, 22, and The Pimpmunk Show After Show (A big Fucking Mess), along with several other streams that were and were not official Pimpmunk Shows.

## Trivia

* Frequently appears on The Little Skeptic's Google Hangout livestream show Wednesday Anyday
* He smells like homo.
	1. MuteGate

## Gallery

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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Episode 21
2. Episode 22
3. The Pimpmunk Show After Show (A big Fucking Mess)
4. Late Night Craziness
5. Episode 25
6. Episode 27
7. The first of the shitness
8. When Mutant Assholes Attack
9. Streaming 2 Be Streaming
10. When it's Random
11. A Moment Of Medication ...I Mean Meditation
12. Tick Tock
13. Hi World
14. Getting the fuck ready
15. Waiting on The Peasants
16. Deep Shit Or Shits
17. This is what happens when you do drugs
18. A moment Of Pimpmunk
19. The Chill Factor
20. The HoBurger Ho Down
21. When Crazy Meets cool
22. F\*\*K em That's why

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
The Clock

***"In the beginning there was the Clock, and Clock was with Pimpmunk and Pimpmunk saw that the clock was good."***

## Summary

The Clock is a deity worshipped by fans of the Pimpmunk Show, as well as guests on the Show. The primary mode of Clock-worship is to donate money or gifts to Pimp through his Patreon, paypal, or Amazon wishlist. The Clock has also taken offerings to Pimp's Mom and Dad's wishlist as well.

## Worshippers

Worshippers of the clock are known as *Clock-keepers*. Initiation into the Clock-keepers is as simple as being "put on the clock" by Pimp. Clock-keepers are however not the only rank, as the Church of the Clock is a hierarchical organization, however the titles of the upper tiers of membership are unknown to the general public. Worshippers are immediately identifiable through their clock related religious sayings.

### Common Sayings

* Clockelujah
* Clockllahu Akbar
* Allahu Clockbar
* Clock-salam alaykum
* All Hail the Clock
* Praise the Clock
* Tick Tock pay the clock!

## Pay Homage to The Clock

* **Patreon** :http://www.patreon.com/Pimpmunk
* **Or donate via paypal by using this email :** alljohn31@gmail.com
* **Amazon wishlist**: http://amzn.com/w/FQ4E29STUNXX
* **Pimp's Momma and/or Dad: http://www.amazon.com/registry/giftlist/3NYXZCN4ERDV6**

## Trivia

* The first person to successfully triple honor the clock was Landon Curt Noll.
Rybi Jenkins

## Quotes

* *"I'm getting overwhelmed by this pizza."*
* *"I'll take a coat hanger to my chonch anytime. I don't care."*
* *"It looks like a ham sandwich with hair shavings."*
* *"Look guys, I molest children."*

## Trivia

* Owns giant cardboard cut out heads of Nicholas Cage, Don Cheadle, and others.
* Owns a box full of card board heads.
* Is a Trans Timmy Turner.
* Will lick Fritos Brand Flavor Twists Honey BBQ seductively for charity for Galen on 24 Hours For Galen #2.
* Will date Johnny Ringo, only if he keeps his neckbeard.
* Has a blue shag carpet.
* Sounds like Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Bubbles, Timmy Turner and generally most Tara Strong voices.

## Links

* Twitch
* Youtube
* Twitter
Jean-François Gariépy

***"I just hate criminals, I want to see them in prison and see them suffer, with very little amounts of human respect."***
*- J.-F. 2016*
Jean-François (J.-F.) Gariépy is a Neuroscientist, atheist, skeptic, and youtube personality, and a common guest on The Drunken Peasants Podcast and the Show.

## Bio

This guy knows how to please American women. He will lick a bitch's leg for 30 minutes. This man is the face of pleasure. Can you handle the French Pervert? Doesn't matter if you can or not because you will get it whether you asked for it or not with this man.

### Leg-Gate 2016

On Episode 21  J.-F. made a comment about how he liked to lick legs "for at least thirty minutes", expecting the hosts to agree. By the time that J.-F. realized that he had miscalculated, the chat was already busy making him a meme, which the hosts later joined in on. This became a running joke and meme from then on out.

### Disappearence

Despite the fact that he likes to portray himself as an internet tough guy, J.-F. was so mortified by the scorn that he faced from Leg-Gate that he started an argument on twitter after the show, and then ceased all contact with any of the hosts. J.-F. has not been seen on youtube since this debacle.

### Triumphant Return

J.-F. finally returned in Episode 30, finally free of the butthurt that plagued him for so long and able to laugh at Leg-Gate.

## Trivia

* Every woman he has made love to/raped has felt his leg licking.

* Expert at licking legs and other forms of foreplay.

* Favourite cause: #OwnTheLegLick

* The TV program, 60 minutes, declined to interview him because he was too quick
* It is NOT true that he has licked 82 women in six US states and 3 Canadian providences.
	+ <Citation Needed>
* He has also defeated Gman in both debates about evolution and rap battles on DPP.
* His rap flow is smooth and wet.
* Known to promote digital eugenics.
* JF likes the tip.

## Quotes

* *"You like getting fucked by the King of Youtube, bitch?"* [Youtube link]
* *"I've seen chihuahua cocks a lot."* [Youtube link]
* *"I've fucked pussy across the five continents."* [Youtube link]
* *"I am very attached to my monkey."*
* *"I know how to do it without writing to my face"*

## Gallery

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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon
2. Episode 3
3. Episode 11
4. Pimpmunk Aftershow - Q&A with Landon Noll and JF (Episode 11's Aftershow)
5. Do The Right Thing For Pimpmunk
6. Episode 14
7. Episode 20
8. Episode 21
9. Episode 30
10. Episode 31

## Links

* Youtube

* Twitter
Late Night Craziness

## Late Night Craziness Non-show Stream on Pimpmunkx

### Performers

Pimpmunkx, Shayrah, TOMMYfromtheBRONX, Landon Curt Noll, Johnny Ringo, The Little Skeptic, DtheZombie, Toxic Sauc3, Vadim Newquist

### Location

Pimpmunkx

Late Night Craziness was a random stream on the Pimpmunkx youtube channel, Pimp wanted to stress that this was ***not*** an episode of the Show.

## Summary

The stream started with Pimp, Shayrah, and TommyfromtheBRONX, shooting the shit and talking with the chat. There was an argument over who was the better band between Slayer and Slipknot. Eventually, Toxic Sauc3 gave Pimp $50 and was brought on. Toxic was followed by The Little Skeptic, DtheZombie, and Landon Curt Noll. Everyone discussed the finer points of cooking with semen with Shayrah, which include a heated debate over whether or not certain dishes were supposed to have sauce.
Anvil County

**Anvil Ward** is a county in the world of MC London. Being created on Day 167, it was the first county in the world. It is named after Anvil Mountain, which is the main feature of the ward. There are 4 settlements within the ward.

## Geography

The ward settlements are:

 The Blitz | Thorp
 Termina | Hamlet
 Two Rivers | Hamlet

## Employment

Current Employment Rate, as of the end of Month 6, is at 80%.
The first of the shitness

This was the first Random Show on the special Random Show Channel, and occured April 27, 2016.

## Summary

Pimp, DtheZombie, Chris, and Ocelot discuss random fucking shit. Pimpmunk channels the spirit of the matinee. Asriel makes an appearence. Pimp shills his stuff. Ocelot comes back on to give an important reminder, for which he was given the "DtheZombie Medal of Valor" and one internet.
Christopher the Fantastic Fascist

## FascistGuest

Christopher the Fantastic Fascist, formerly known as Starfire media -chris, is a former moderator of The Chat who in the past has appeared live alongside either Pimpmunk, Christopher S, or Ethan.

## Trivia

* He's black, and as a result Pimp often refers to him as being "of the negro-persuasion".
* His new username was decided after someone in The Chat said something to the effect of "You are one fabulous fantastic fascist."
* He is an anti-theist.
* He did not take kindly to Ben's derision of Michigan on Episode 33, as he incidentally lives there.
* Strongly defends Michigan against anybody speaking ill of that shit hole lovely place.

## Quote

* *"I got two hundred and eighty seconds. that's like a hour!"*— Fascist on how long his timeout lasts for

## List of Appearance(s)

1. Gaming, chatting, bitching, nerding out, and SPAAACE
2. Episode 33
3. Episode 35
4. Last of the Gayfer
The Pimpmunk Show After Show (A big Fucking Mess)

## The Pimpmunk Show After Show (A big Fucking Mess) Non-Patreon Aftershow (Ep. 22)

### Performers

Pimpmunkx, Shayrah, Sketchy White Dude, TOMMYfromtheBRONX, BrianJ1962, Landon Curt Noll, Dee Fuckin Wayne, HaywireX, Ho Burger, Christopher S, DtheZombie, Xaphan6669, Vadim Newquist

### Location

Pimpmunkx

The After Show for Episode 22 of the Show, in which the Hosts, along with guests Brian, Landon Curt Noll, Ho Burger, Christopher S, Ethan, DtheZombie and Chairman shoot the shit and troll/untroll this very wiki.

## Summary

Shayrah, Pimp, and the guests debate whether or not the Fat One deserves to be on the show, until Chairman solves it by buying a chair for Pimp, thus becoming a wiki mod, and kicking Ass Burger off the Show.

Vadim Newquist was also there, albeit briefly as he was preoccupied with putting Icy-Hot on his nutsack (see the gallery below for a slideshow of his pain). Brian won the Nobel Peace Prize in Nut-Saving for having Vadim dip his nuts in milk, thereby saving them.

So much fucking bullshitting followed these events that there is no point in writing them down.

## Trivia

* The Moonshadow's Slave endlessly trolled the wiki pages of Shayrah, Tommy, Brian, Sketchy, JJ and Pimpmunk.
* Several memes were founded in this episode, including:
* Meatyprivilege
* DogAteMyMeatyPrivilege
* SHAME
* Landon showed off some pics of the South pole, in a bout of education

## Gallery

* Look at this man and tell me he is not shame incarnate
* A real photo of Shayrah's asshole
* Chris drank himself retarded
* The Icy Hot Debacle
* Hmmm
* This'll go well
* The moment Vadim put Icy-Hot on his nuts
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Frontpage Poll Results

## 1. Who would you most like to see Galen fuck? (3/20/16)

Ended 4/1/16

* TJ Kirk - 1
* **Steve Shives - 8**
* Scarlett Johansson - 0
* Pimp - 2
* Tony Cockarino - 2
* Nicole Arbour - 0
* Danielle - 0

## 2. Which fight would you most like to see happen? (4/1/16)

Ends 5/1/16

* Pimp vs. Tommy - 2
* Shayrah vs. JJ - 1
* Meridian Frost vs. Galen - 1
* Sketchy vs. Lou - 2
* **Ho Burger vs. Ethan - 5**

## 3. If you could pay to keep one guest off forever, who would it be? (5/1/16)

Ended 6/1/16

* Chris S. - 2
* **Ho Burger - 8**
* Ethan - 0
* DtheZombie - 1
* Chairman - 3
* Liberal Ocelot - 0
* The Little Skeptic - 0

## 4. Who is your favorite occasional guest?  (6/1/16)

Ended 7/1/16

* Christopher S. - 0
* Ethan - 0
* Lance - 0
* Ho Burger - 1
* **Dee Wayne - 4**
* Lizz Reptile - 0
* Beyond Phere - 3
* DtheZombie - 0
* TheAtheistBrony - 0
* The Little Skeptic - 0
* Liberal Ocelot - 0

## 5. Whose dick would you rather suck?  (7/5/16)

Ended 7/6/16

* Ethan - 2
* Christopher S. - 1
* HoBurger - 6
* Chair Guy - 0
* Johnny Ringo - 1
* Mike Phelps - 0
* **The Transgender Atheist - 9**

## 6. Which of these cities should Pimp go to in November?  (7/6/16)

Ended 7/7/16

* Tampa, Florida - 17
* Las Vegas, Nevada -  7
* San Francisco, California - 3
* New York City, New York - 2
* Columbus, Ohio - 6

## 7. Which of these cities should Pimp go to in December? (7/7/16)

Ended 7/10/16

* Boston, Massachusetts - 4
* Chicago, Illinois - 1
* Las Vegas, Nevada - 18
* San Francisco, California - 1
* New York City, New York - 0
* Columbus, Ohio - 11

## 8. Which of these places should Pimp go to in January? (7/21/16)

Ended 7/25/16

* Austin, Texas - 6
* Los Angeles, California - 0
* Charlotte, North Carolina - 0
* Silicon Valley, California - 2
* Chicago, Illinois - 3
AshleysEgo

Ashley is the 12 year old Love-Slave of PaulsEgo, a host of the Drunken Peasants, as well as an occasional guest on The Show.

## Bio

She currently lives in Texas with Paul. She occasionally streams on Twitch. She spends her hours holding a piece of pizza on a fishing pole and hanging it in front of Paul's face. When Paul goes to take a bite, she yanks the pizza away while laughing like the sadistic cunt she is.

## Trivia

* She is only 12
	+ And has huge tits.
* On The Pimpmunk Show #22 (The Drunken Peasants Take Over) Ashley confessed to masturbating to bestiality porn. "Like dogs licking vagina", but not like horses, because that would be weird.

## Gallery

* Reese's Tits
* Fuckin' Weeb
* Ashley Wearing Ben's Mask
* Ashley and the Manatee
1/5
## List of Appearances

* The Pimpmunk Show Out of Control
* Episode 12
* Episode 13
* The Pimpmunk Show After Show (Episode 13's Aftershow)
* Episode 22
The Great Ass Whippin' of 2016

The potential event of Ethan getting whipped by Pimpmunk, in a bikini, makeup, and hair curlers. With Ho Burger drawn on his stomach, and holding a picture of Christopher S that says "lover" on it. He also has to say "I'm Ho Burger's bitch!" the entire time. Following the ass whippin, Ethan will have to run to the top of the Rocky Steps still screaming "I'm Ho Burger's bitch!".
Blacktanic

Blacktanic is an ongoing series of films in which TommyfromtheBRONX explores the various ways that you can kill black people at sea.

## Plot Summary

### Blacktanic

The film follows a group of "niggers", adrift at sea. Being black they all end up killing eachother, and it is revealed that they were actually the last "niggers" alive. The final shot is of a black hand rising from the sea.

### Blacktanic 2: Pitch Black

The crew of the ship goes deep sea diving to make sure all the "niggers" are dead.

## Gallery

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## Trivia

* Tommy recieved an Emmy for his work on Blacktanic 2
Ben

**Ben** is a host of the Drunken Peasants Podcast, alongside TJ and Scotty.

## Bio

One of the hosts of DP, he has never shown his face or revealed his true identity. Several rumors have surfaced that Ben is a small asian boy, other rumors say hes some kind of tentacle hentai monster, only one thing is certain...

he is the cold.

## Trivia

* Ben is mononymous, meaning that he is known and addressed by a mononym, or "single name".

## List of Appearance(s)

1. Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon
2. Episode 22
3. Episode 33
4. Dp's Ben & PaulsEgo Jenny Mcdermott And many more

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
* DP Facebook
PaulsEgo

A host of the Drunken Peasants Podcast, and an occasional guest on The Show.

## Bio

The Pauls Ego indivijul has spent years of his life studying the ways of indivijulism and being a Living Man. Through being a Living Man Paul has learned that he has the right to go to his local Walmart or 7/11 and forage for food with no money. He forages for the Mac N Cheese, the Bonus Buckets, and the Instant mashed potatoes. He has learned that he does not have to abide by the corporate fiction that is the United States Government. Paul is no longer an US citizen he is now a Living Man and he is only a citizen to the earth.

## Trivia

* Kissed Pimp in Los Angeles for $800 to be donated to Galen Hallcyon's dental surgeries
* Has to have the "chub" pushed back to please his mates.
* THE TRUE SCOTS MAN
* Hates Pimpmunk.

## Quotes

* *"...and like the only thing in my head is just like, like I just keep imagining titties bouncing around."*— Paul when asked for a memorable crote
* *"Thats what we need to do, stop sending soldiers, start sending titties" -Paul on how to stop isis*

## Gallery

* by SuperWheatley
* Hello darkness my old friend
1/6
## List of Appearance(s)

1. Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon
2. Episode 1
3. Episode 2
4. Episode 5
5. Episode 12
6. Episode 22
7. Dp's Ben & PaulsEgo Jenny Mcdermott And many more

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
* Tumblr
* Facebook
* DP Facebook
CultOfDusty

## Trivia

* He contracted a bad case of the AIDS from a psycho female fan and proceeded to kill her and bury her remains in his backyard.
* Most of Dusty's AIDS are mouth AIDS.
* Used to make Youtube videos, but hasn't consistently made videos since 2014-early 2015.
* This Just In!!!: Dusty has announced he will make videos again soon since he's buying a new studio.

## Gallery

1/5

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
* Website
Beyond Phere

## Beyond PhereGuest

***"See, children are shit!"***
*- Beyond Phere 2016*

## Bio

Is an Australian Kangaroo that has shaved all the hair off of her body and has convinced others that she is a human. Which would explain why she has never showed the world her face and only her hot, sexy kangaroo body. She enjoys drawing boobs and asses.

## Trivia

* She likes to take teasing photos (see gallery below)
* She did not get drunk until she was 21.
* She did not get stoned until she was 22.

## Quotes

* "*Fuck, I hate children!*"
* "*Shove it in, without meaning.*"
* "*I haven't ever drawn an asshole.*"
* "*At least make it a half-way decent vagina.*"
* *"Somebody needs to send me money, I'm out of my spaghetti."*
* *"There is nothing wrong with a mutt, mate!"*
* *"Just don't engage with a cunt!"*
* *"Never negotiate with cunterrists."*
* *"It sounds like peacocks fucking."* - In reference to Nerdy Bitch's laugh.
* *"I identify with New York."*

## Gallery

* J.-F. would lick these for hours
* Face tease
* who's this s3xy an0n h@cker girl?
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## List of Appearance(s)

1. Fundraiser for Galen Hallcyon
2. Do The Right Thing For Pimpmunk
3. Episode 13
4. Episode 14
5. For Sketchy And His Family
6. Episode 17
7. Episode 18
8. Episode 20
9. Episode 25
10. After The Drunken Peasant Show
11. Welp...This is a thing, now.
12. Episode 33
13. Early morning games and chat session /w Christopher S!
14. Episode 36

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter
* DeviantArt
* Tumblr
* Facebook
A moment with Pimpmunk

This stream occurred on May 13, 2016, on Pimpmunk's main Youtube channel. The reason this was streamed there rather than on Pimpmunkrandom was so that Pimp could garner a larger audience, thereby informing more of his main subscriber base about the "chill streams" that he has been doing regularly on the recently established and aforesaid channel, Pimpmunkrandom.
The Chat

## Bio

The Chat is the hive-mind being that always accompanies a Pimpmunk stream, but is not always on the show.  It is often laden with cancer, but unlike the live-chats of many other popular youtube shows, this chat can have discussions (...sometimes).

## Members

### Mods

* Yarrkoon
* Nerdy Bitch In Glasses
* Matthew Bolen
* Red Eye, *"it is like i am channeling Alex Jones's conspiracy boner"*
* Cuck N.
* Matthew Ingram

### Regulars

* PogoboyT
* Jacob Simpson
* Journey End
* Devilspawn 138
* Paragon Aeducan
* Shield Maiden
* Jynx i
* Larry Guidry
* Persephone Sixty-Six
* Travis Compton
* The Anti-Bright
* TheAtheistBrony
* Steven Corry
* Lance Cpl. Thomas
* Mr Bayne
* Danny Jensen
* Paragon Aeducan
* Lizz Reptile
* Marquis Andrealphus
* Chocolate Overload™ Cake
* MrRuss709
* Neece PolysexualPagan
* CHUD
* Christopher the Fantastic Fascist
* Nathan MacGregor
* Rapist FayshulHär
* TROLLKIN
* TROLLKIN 2
* TROLLKIN 3
* TROLLKIN 4
* Kush Prince of Bel-Air
* Candid Skeptic
* lucas higgins
* Rick Perry
* Kill-Is-Talking
* K Burgess
* MrColdwatercanyon
* MaskedRants
* Sean Case
* Anna Brooks
* TJ's Banana
* Sky Larker
* Black Metal Archives
* RetroAtheist
* sporkamus
* Pbfreespace3
* Sabine Sadness
* eric peterson
* Jumah Petrisin
* Teddy Wright
* Sarahon Osix
* The Dark Weapon
* attila ll
* Sylvia Mahan
* Lady Warrior
* Jowly Wowly
* Slamophiliac
* Chris Adams
* Talon9390
* frymarioball
* loricikk17
* cjs1916
* FatJohn A.K.A. PapaChubz
* Dr. Gonzo Goes Berserk
* TheElectricRainbows
* emily fuuu
* dylan thomas
* Deviliin Funstin
* Pack a Day Ethan
* shake that cake
* Ryan Stevens
* Benny The Commie Durant
* Radio Tokyo
* JakeBolt
* SINNIK Dubstep
* Mark Deaton
* Ahmad Jafar
* Jacob Fields
* Josh Hegarty
* Erik Olsson
* Jeordie Dahmer
* Rapaladude
* Chiki-Briki
* John Kendall
* the\_dayman
* AhegaoRathalos
* FrankenDoodles
* sent
* Johnny Scott
* Thor Chayzarr
* Jamie CNTVI2.0
* Burt Bobain
* Sgtduckerz
* That Darn Tranny
* Craig Dugan
* Young Heathen
* King Of Dank Memes
* Super Edgy
* Antonio Rivera
* Oatimus Prime
* Andrew Steele
* Danny Dorito
* Shotgun Rodney
* Carl Brutananadilewski
* Jamie Bludorn
* REVOisMYname

## Trivia

* A smaller and younger chat's endless trolling triggered Tommy's first racist tirade in the last 30ish minutes of The Pimpmunk Show Out of Control
* Besides pimpmunk, The Chat are some of the coolest people on the show
* The chat was embroiled in a great Civil war, but that has passed
	+ It fizzled when The Chat realized the Civil war being fueled by trolls
	+ "Don't feed the troll", said the Chat
Red Eye

The Cuntiest Toaster In the Universe. Or at Least, in Pimp's Chat

Unknown

Red Eye was born in a small island in Asia called "Australia". Soon after birth, he was accidentally tossed in the garbage by a janitor in the hospital, splitting him up from his family. For the first 12 years of his life, he lived in a Kangaroo's pouch, and thus has the power and dexterity of the common Kangaroo. Not long after reaching adolescence, he and his parents reunited in a zoo as he attempted to free his newly captured girlfriend at the time. The trio went on to form a metal band called "Pyewacket", who became quite popular in his tiny island home. Once even collaborating with Aerosmith. After the show, Red used his immense leg strength to knock out Steven Tyler, assuming his name, identity, and likeness for years to come.

On his 24th birthday, Red received his first electronic: a toaster. Upon opening it up, confused as to its purpose, he accidentally shocked himself, fusing the toaster to his skin. Waking up in a hospital, he was informed that the toaster was not able to be removed from his body. Afraid to be seen, Red leaves the band. Over the next few years, the toaster's electronics began to fuse with Red at the cellular level. By the age of 28, he was more toaster than man. Throughout the years, his various owners have outfitted him with many upgrades including wifi, 1 fuckton of RAM, and maximum level of toastiness.