recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Farmer

Origin
 Portrayer

## Biography

* Occupation: Take a wild guess
* Likes: Profit from his hard work
* Dislikes: Prairie dogs
* Favorite Foods: Rice

His crops took a huge hit from his village's drought, and slowly he began to lose his patience more and more with each cropless day. After it
finally rained, he was hit by lightning in a freak accident when tending to his field. Mysteriously not a scratch was present on him, but in the process he completely lost his mind. His goals are not clear even to himself.

## Special Moves

* Cultist's Harvest (repeated jabs with pitchfork)
* I Crawled (power wave)
* Barrier Generator ('shield', eats some projectiles, hurts considerably when actually striking opponent)
* Overhead Watch (anti-air electrical kick)

Supers:

* Zip Zap Ball (basically similar to that one Akatsuki super)
* Rager Rekka (very powerful rekka, doy)
* Re-Sprout (III, runs into them, explodes, slowly rises behind confused opponent, then does very hard powerslam)

*Kyuukyoku Shinken*: Lightning Man

## Gameplay

Farmer is mostly a keep-away character set to irritate the opponent by shutting them out. Only a few of his supers give himself a good chance to run in, otherwise dodge or use Barrier Generator up close.

## Palettes

(left->right) default, Happyin, Farmer Jax, Future outfit (MKX), Paul McCartney (King of Twisted Kombat EX Omega Edition), fake millionaire Charlie (Always Sunny), Flash (Mortal Kombat II NES), Forest Dweller (Mortal Kombat 2, Living Forest stage)
Kyuukyoku Shinken list

* *Aqua*: Screams into the opponent's face; the pressure makes their ears cave in and their head progressively explode.
* *Conner*: Trips the opponent, delivers a fatal blow to the face with x-ray footage (taken from Story of Riki-oh).
* *Dr. Kiln*: Slashes in the shape of a cross which 'crucifies' the opponent.
* *Farmer*: Holds the opponent up and laughs maniacally as lightning repeatedly strikes them.
* *John the Janitor*: Floats above the fallen opponent and commands tons of mops to impale them all over the body.
* *Masked Warrior III*: Charges up his claw with electricity and stabs the opponent with it, frying them.
* *Melvana*: Does a ranbu, followed up by Bosco throwing them up in the air, and landing on them so hard that an x-ray of their broken skull appears.
* *Melvana 2012*:
* *Naga*:
* *Nimrod*:
* *Nokia*: Plugs a wire into the opponent's brain, and then unloads a bunch of data into it with a phone until their head explodes.
* *Noob Saibot*: Holds his hand over the opponent's face, which dissolves them into shadow that he absorbs.
* *Pedro*: Throws the opponent onto the ground and erupts lava on their face.
* *Rain*: The 'grand premiere' fatality.
* *Suan Khi*:
* *Thermia*: Breathes up an icicle and then spits it into the opponent's throat.
* *Truck*: Beats the opponent with a crowbar, then blasts them away with a shotgun.
* *Skang*: The cancelled MK1 fatality Shang Tsung
* *White Kid*: Grabs the opponent by the neck, and essentially completely erases them from existence.
Kenichi Rinha

### **Appearance**

{ Short spiky black and red hair with pale skin. Unusual red eyes like the color of a rose,\*Not an Uchiha\*. Tall and lean built with tattoos and black bandages on his arms. Wears an Amegakure headband, Jonin Flask, and shinobi pants + sandals. }

### **Motto**

{ "Train smarter not harder."

"Smell the roses."

"Is that all?"

"You are boring me."

"Whose to say a lover can not be a fighter simultaneously." }

 **Statsbook**
Cameo characters

## Bosco

* **Actor**: himself
* **Voice Actor**: Toru Okawa

## Cax

* **Actor**: Sal Divita
* **Voice Actor**: Hideyuki Tanaka

## Dragon

* **Actor**: N/A
* **Voice Actor**: Saburo Kamei

## Dude the Dog

* **Actor**: himself
* **Voice Actor**: Takayuki Sugo

## Havik

* **Actor**: Ho Sung Pak
* **Voice Actor**: Akio Otsuka

## Jarek

* **Actor**: Sal Divita
* **Voice Actor**: Wataru Takagi

## Liu Kang

* **Actor**: Ho Sung Pak
* **Voice Actor**: Kaneto Shiozawa

## Reiko

* **Actor**: John Turk
* **Voice Actor**: Junichi Suwabe

## Shawn Michaels

* **Actor**: Himself
* **Voice Actor**: Kenny Swanston

## Toshikazu Hazamada

* **Actor**: MelvanaInChains
* **Voice Actor**: Taiki Matsuno
Noob Saibot

Origin
 Portrayer

## Biography

* Occupation: none
* Likes: Ambiance
* Dislikes: Loud noises
* Favorite Foods: Century eggs

As the mysterious undead ninja departed from his hideout, part of his subconscious remained left behind. Much time went on as this began building itself into its own tangible form, and he soon after left his liar. With each life stolen, he grows stronger, and believes taking White Kid's will put him into a deity-like position. Only he knows how his own ideal world looks like.

## Gameplay

Noob is distinct in the fact that not only can he triple jump, but a large majority of his specials and supers are done from the air, with only one special being a projectile on the ground. This gives him potential to not only give him good air control but create trap set-ups using his fireball.

## Palettes

(left->right) default, MK9, MK4, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Saibot Noob
Dr. Kiln

Origin
 Portrayer
 Voice Actor

## Biography

* Occupation: Scientist/doctor
* Likes: Augments
* Dislikes: The necessary process to gain augments
* Favorite Foods: Brick-oven pizza (he hates the other kinds)

The good doctor basically jumped into the fray out of nowhere, and this gathering is basically a massive experiment for him. He's gained a lot of knowledge since the entirety of the Clay Fighters became his test subjects, and he still yearns for more. Aside from that, one of his experiments escaped the lab, and he's looking all around for him.

## Special Moves

* Air Check
* Ant Experimentation
* Motor Slide
* Heart Jumpstart

## Supers

* Machine Gunner
* Slide Ranbu
* (III) X-Ray

*Kyuukyoku Shinken*: Jesus Christ Pose
Spider

The Spider is a minor antagonist in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show, appearing only in Spiders Scare Me!!!.

## Description

The Spider is a big, purple spider (possibly a tarantula). Kelli is afraid of it, while Kirk is more grossed out by it. The Spider is still alive by the end of the episode, and was presumably never killed.
Naga

Origin
 Portrayer
 Voice Actor

## Biography

* Occupation: Cave dweller
* Likes: Scaring people
* Dislikes: Not being able to find things
* Favorite Foods: Eels

A dangerous Gorgon that hides out in an underground cave. One of her pet snakes escaped, and has decided to defeat White Kid to scope out its location, because she's not really the type to put much effort into things, considering how powerful she is.

## Special Moves

* Side Kick
* Snake Blade
* Evil Eyes
* Zoom Shaft

## Supers

* Magic Press
* Polymer Solvent
* (III) Seen from Above
* (ZS) Shrine's Expiration

## Palettes

(left->right) default, Albiole, Golden Boy, lazy attempt at human palette
Aqua

Origin
 Portrayer

## Biography

The sole remaining survivor of his bizarre race, not much is really known about him other than the fact that he isn't taking his extinction very well. Little can be done to get around his boiling and seemingly unending rage, so those not that confident in their abilities try to avoid him, as it's rumored he's one of the very select few around to know the ancient martial art of Nanto Sei Ken.

## Misc Notes

* Base sprites created by anothermkmfan.
* His planned Zetsumei Ougi shows that the specific Nanto style Aqua uses is Nanto Anshou Ken.
Wide Awake

2012.05.22発売

作曲：Katy Perry, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin, Henry Walter, Bonnie McKee

プロデュース：Dr. Luke, Cirkut

アメリカ合衆国の女性シンガーソングライターKaty Perry（ケイティ・ペリー）の３枚目のスタジオ・アルバムのリイシュー盤『Teenage Dream: The Complete Confection』から２曲目のシングル曲。この曲は元々、彼女のドキュメンタリー映画"Katy Perry: Part of Me"のために書き下ろされた楽曲である。ダンス・ポップ調のパワーバラードであり、失恋を受け入れて前に進む内容のリリックになっている。また、そのリリックの内容から、彼女の元夫であるRussell Brandについて書かれた楽曲ではないかという見方が強い。

この曲は、音楽批評家から絶賛された。特に楽曲のプロダクションが評価されており、１つ前のシングルである"Part of Me"と比べて音楽的に豊かさがあると評価された。

ミュージックビデオはLance Drakeが監督を務めたおとぎ話風のビデオになっている。また、3D映画"Katy Perry: Part of Me"のプロモーションも兼ねたビデオになっている。ケイティと自身の幼少時代を象徴する女の子が出演している。

全米チャートでの最高位は２位を記録した。全英チャートでの最高位は９位である。2012年の年間ランキングでは、全米チャートで15位、全英チャートで68位を記録した。
Truck

Origin
 Portrayer

## Biography

* Occupation: Biker
* Likes: Playing darts
* Dislikes: His shotgun jamming up
* Favorite Foods: Beer-battered chicken

Some time after the death of his gang, Truck took his time building it up again with new members. Luck wouldn't be kind to him as they all fell eventually as well. One friend barely was able to get out words, but was able to tell him a mustachioed policeman attacked them out of nowhere. Truck has no qualms about finding this person and giving him what's coming to him.

## Palettes

(left->right), default, Ahmed Johnson, Jagi, Junk (HNK), Shocklord
The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show

The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show (Sometimes shortened to Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show, or KKCS) is the first show created by CRAZY Productions and the company's flagship show, starring Donald Garrison Jr. and Kelli Garrison. It was created in 2011 and was first released on kirkandkelli.webs.com. The show ended in 2017.

## Premise

Two twins, Kirk and Kelli, engage in CRAZY activities, while avoiding a sinister monkey. Joining them on their antics are many characters, such as a grumpy cat, a hobo cameraman, and a sociopath.

## Development

In 2010, Donald and Kelli made a video on their friend's video camera doing wacky things, which they enjoyed. Their friend liked it so much that she posted it to her Facebook page. After that, Donald and Kelli wanted to make their own show. So a year later in 2011, they got a video camera and started posting episodes of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show to the internet.

From 2012-2014, production was decreased dramatically, with episodes being made many months apart from each other, without any video whatsoever in 2014. At the start of 2015, Donald has started to make the company pick up the pace again, with a new video, and two new spinoffs.

Because of tension between Donald and Kelli over the company, as well as the show itself, the show is on an indefinite hiatus, as of 2016.

In 2017, Donald and Kelli's church asked them to make an episode of the show for their Valentine's Day banquet. After uploading the video onto YouTube, Donald and Kelli realized their creative differences, and decided to end the show, which was announced in January 2019.

## Characters

Main

* Kirk (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Kelli (Kelli Garrison)
* Monkey (Donald Garrison Jr.)

Recurring

* Whiskers (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Sarah Whiskers (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Eeyore the Cheetah (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Narrator (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* The Family Who Had No Name (Kelli Garrison)
* Zombies (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Dino and Usaurus (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Frank (Donald Garrison Jr.)

## Episodes

*Main Article:* List of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show Episodes

 Season 1
 Season 2

## Links

Offical Website

YouTube Channel

Facebook Page
Nimrod

Origin
 Portrayer
 Voice Actor

## Biography

* Occupation: Dishwasher
* Likes: Yelling
* Dislikes: How dreary these tournaments are
* Favorite Foods: Burgers

A man who initially seems goofy and harmless, he has killed the Twisted Metal head organizer Calypso in a past tournament, alongside many others. Only he knows what he's up to this time, but there's a horrifying secret hidden underneath his amusing exterior that only the most unlucky will discover for themselves.

## Palettes

(left->right) default, Rasetsupowerz, Dio Brando, 3 outfits of FatSatan from MK4.5 (A, B, and C), Frank Zappa (Unknown Kombat), Meatsack (King of Twisted Kombat EX), Shion (Battle Monsters)
Dino and Usaurus

Dino and Usaurus (both voiced by Donald Garrison Jr.) are recurring characters in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.

## Description

Dino and Usaurus are two dinosaur brothers who run a local store. They scam people into buying terrible stuff at high prices. Dino is the smart and more competent one, but is mean and has ill intentions. Usaurus is friendly and has good intentions, but is dumb and incompetent, so the two dinosaurs need each other to hide the others' flaws. They both have a crush on Kelli, but Dino keeps it a secret, whereas Usaurus frequently expresses it.

## Trivia

* When you put the two characters' names together, you get the word Dinosaurus.
Suan Khi

Origin
 Portrayer
 Voice Actor

## Biography

* Occupation: Truck driver
* Likes: Rock music from the 90's
* Dislikes: Boring fighting tournaments
* Favorite Foods: Cake

A jiangshi summoned from a distance by Quan Chi, who was modified to closely resemble him due to Quan Chi being extremely full of himself. Suan Khi doesn't have any intentions of fulfilling any of Quan's motives, however, and is simply here to explore and gain knowledge to organize his own tournaments.

## Palettes

(left->right) default, Patrick Duffy (MK4.5), MK4 alt
Star

Star (played by Star Brickey-Jarrel) is a minor character in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show, only appearing in the episode, Kelli's Missing!!!.

## Description

Not much is known about Star. She's a friend of Kelli, and loves to ride bikes with her. She seems to be annoyed by Kirk. After her debut, she is never seen again.

## Trivia

* Star will most likely never be in an episode again, as her actress moved away in 2014.
Monkey

Monkey (voiced by Donald Garrison Jr.) is the main antagonist of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show, as well as a supporting character in its spinoff, Kirk and Kelli's Fun Facts.

## Description

Monkey is a chimpanzee (usually referred to as a monkey) who constantly antagonizes Kirk and Kelli. His motivations are unclear, but it is implied that he just wants some bananas from them, which they refuse to give him. He is arrogant, rude, and full of himself. While Monkey antagonizes both of the twins, he is more hostile to Kirk. He thinks he's an important person, and claims to have an agent. He is afraid of cats, especially Whiskers, because he claims them to be "man-eating carnivores". Monkey also has his own recurring segment, entitled Monkey Talk, where Monkey answers whatever question is presented to him.

## Episode Appearances (The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show)

### Major

* The Crazy Talk Show
* Kelli's Missing!!! (Monkey Talk segment only)
* Lip-Singing Time! (Monkey Talk segment only)
* Monkey Talk Show
* Chile Time!
* Not About the Candy

### Minor

* Spiders Scare Me!!! (debut)
* Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013

## Episode Appearances (Kirk and Kelli's Fun Facts)

Minor

* Sofia Kovalevskaya

## Guest Appearances

* Monkey has appeared on CRAZY Productions' YouTube channel.
* Monkey has also guest starred on a few episodes of Ask the Grim Reaper.

## Trivia

* Monkey is a Folktails Chimpanzee puppet.
* Monkey was originally going to be named, "Mr. Cuddle Buns".
Thermia

Origin
 Portrayer
 Voice Actor

## Biography

* Occupation: Explorer
* Likes: Camping
* Dislikes: Poachers
* Favorite Foods: Coca-cola

Gained ice powers from her extensive time spent around vast, snowy areas. She came across a gigantic train that crashed not far from where she was trekking at the time, and found only one survivor, whose last words were 'go to White Kid'. Long after (it took a lot time finding where the gathering was), she seeks to fulfill this wish, although she has a lot of questions...
Snurlaz

**Snurlaz** - prastara rasa. Jest spokrewniona ze Snorlaxami, Fajnykarpiami i Bolesnymi Czipsami. Żyje na Fleiszgamóse. Znają Język Smolu.

## O nich

Snurlazy to rzadkie zwierzęta. Można znaleźć je tylko w kilku miejscach na Fleiszgamóse. Ich liczba jest dość mała, bo w przeszłości często na nie polowano. Utraciły zdolności rozrodcze, lecz są im one niepotrzebne - Snurlazy się nie starzeją.

    Zginąć mogą jedynie poprzez mocne uderzenie w brzuch, gdzie mają zmagazynowaną energię życiową. Mimo, iż nie mogą się zestarzeć, muszą mieć zapewnione odpowiednie warunki. 20 godzin dziennie Snurlazy poświęcają na głęboki sen, którego magia jest ogromna; 2 godziny na jedzenie, a pozostałe 2 na normalne życie

## Ciekawostki

* Czasami Snurlazy płacą ludziom za drobne przysługi. Dorabiają u nich studenci, którym rodzice nie chcą dawać ciągle na jedzenie i akademiki.
John the Janitor

Origin
 Portrayer

## Biography

* Occupation: Take a wild guess
* Likes: Hygiene
* Dislikes: Bleach (the fumes make him very dizzy)
* Favorite Foods: Grapes

A long-time janitor, he was famed for being one of the very few people that actually liked his job, and as such was considered an important item by the company and peers alike. However, he has had anger issues in the past that he is still trying to manage. A co-worker he became close with became ill with an incurable and mysterious disease, and soon after he was the only one in his workforce that wasn't hit with it. He seeks out White Kid for assistance.

## Gameplay

John has the ability to double jump, and is able to dash backwards and run forwards. His very speedy mobility is the most distinct part of his character, otherwise he has an even set of tools to work with.

## Special Moves

* *Ammonia Blast* (236LP)
* *Shadowmop* (46HP)
* *Clean Shine* (28HP)
* *Cleanness & Strike* (41236HP)

## Supers

* Acid Spit (236KK)
* Cuts Through Grease (236PP)
* *(LEVEL 3) Tough On Stains* (214PP)
* *Kyuukyoku Shinken*: Telemop

## Palettes

(left->right), default, John Mops Ass, Cyberjohn, MKT John, MSpaint, MK4.5 John
Credits

* *adriano GT* - Truck stage
* *borg117* - Farmer sprites/color separation, Nimrod sprites, Nokia sprites, Noob Saibot sprites, Pedro sprites/color separation
* *Cenobite53* - Thermia stage
* *Ding* - Nokia stage
* *Dorgol* - Conner stage
* *DrKelexo* - Naga sprite rips
* *Dxwho* - Conner, Masked Warrior III, Thermia, Truck sprites/sprite compilations
* *Fly* - Suan Khi sprites
* *HalilScorpion* - Masked Warrior III stage
* *HANZO* - Noob Saibot stage
* *Juano* - John the Janitor sprites/sprite edits, Rain sprite compilation
* *Lows90* - Aqua sprites/base sprites, Aqua stage
* *Random\_MK* - many versus portraits
* *Ryoucchi* - Farmer stage
* *Spor* - Skang-Tsung stage
* *tem(A)* - Bootleg sprite resources
* *Toaster* - Farmer stage
Lip-Singing Time!

"Lip-Singing Time!" was originally the sixth episode of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show. It was originally the sixth episode overall. It was the original finale of Season 1. It was originally released in 2011, but later got removed from the series entirely.

## Synopsis

Kirk and Kelli try to "lip-sing"; Kirk gets big punishment time when he steps on the Capri Sun Pouch; Monkey talks to Kirk about a football game he watched.

## Plot

### Part 1

Kirk and Kelli welcome the audience and tell them that they are going to lip-sync (pronounced by them as "lip-sing") various songs. Kirk "lip-sings" Who Let the Dogs Out? by Baha Men, and then Kelli "lip-sings" Gonna Make You Sweat by C+C Music Factory. When they finish, they say goodbye to their viewers.

### Segment 1

Kirk finishes drinking his Capri Sun and asks Kelli if he should step on the Pouch, as he doubts anything will happen to him like in the Capri Sun commercials. Kelli tells Kirk to go for it, so he steps on the Pouch, As a result, he slips and falls on his back. Kelli ends the segment by warning the viewers to "respect the Pouch".

### Monkey Talk

Kirk introduces Monkey again to the audience, and Monkey again explains that he'll get paid bananas if he participates in the segment. Kirk then proceeds to ask Monkey if he has ever watched any sports games. Monkey tells Kirk that he has watched a football game before, but that it never got started because "the two teams kept fighting over the ball". Kirk tells Monkey that's how football works and that his idiotic assumptions made Kirk decide not to give Monkey bananas after all. Enraged, Monkey attacks Kirk, resulting in Technical Difficulties, and ending the episode.

## Removal

After a few months, the video was removed from kirkandkelli.webs.com and was never rereleased onto YouTube. The reason for the removal was because Donald Garrison Jr. didn't find the episode to be very entertaining, since all Kirk and Kelli do in the episode is "lip-sing". The Capri Sun Pouch segment was later reused in Night of the Living Zombies 2, making it the only part of this episode to be rereleased.

## Characters

### Major

* Kirk (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Kelli (Kelli Garrison)
* Monkey (Donald Garrison Jr., Monkey Talk segment only)

## Trivia

* A running gag throughout the episode is that Kirk and Kelli refer to lip-sync as "lip-sing".
* The Monkey Talk segment is a reference to a story that was told by Andy Griffith, a comedian.
Kissing Bears

The Kissing Bears (both voiced by Donald Garrison Jr.) are recurring characters in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.

## Description

The Kissing Bears are two bears who are always kissing each other. As shown in their debut, they can talk while kissing.They haven't been seen without kissing,

## Episode Appearances

### Minor

* Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013 (debut)
Eeyore the Cheetah

Eeyore the Cheetah (voiced by Donald Garrison Jr.) is a recurring character in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.

## Description

Eeyore is a cheetah with big eyes and a red nose. He has a wife named Fluffy, who is unseen. Not much is known about him, except that he loves bacon, as stated on kirkandkelli.webs.com, and has been claimed to steal some bacon from Kirk and Kelli's fridge.

## Trivia

* Eeyore's name has been erroneously spelled as "Eyeore" in both of his appearances. However, the correct spelling is "Eeyore".
* Eeyore is named after the character Eeyore from *Winnie the Pooh.*
* When Eeyore was first given to Donald, he had a tongue; however, it started tearing apart, so it had to be cut off.
Spiders Scare Me!!!

"Spiders Scare Me!!!" is the first episode of Season 1 of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show. It is the first episode overall. It was first released on April 7, 2011, and was rereleased on December 16, 2012.

## Synopsis

Kirk and Kelli try to kill a spider , but will they defeat him?

## Plot

Kelli screams, spotting a spider, and claims that spiders scare her. Kirk assures her that he will kill it. He tries to step on the spider, but it doesn't work. Kirk then proceeds to get a Yoshi action figure to eat the spider, but nothing happens. Kirk and Kelli then get out their pet snake, whose name Kirk has forgot. Kelli suggest the name "Snakie", to which Kirk begrudgingly agrees to. After Snakie fails to eat the spider, Kirk calls it stupid and throws it across the room.

Knowing that cats can eat bugs, Kirk brings his pet cat Whiskers out to eat the spider. Whiskers proceeds to try for a little bit, but gets bored and leaves, refusing to come back. Kirk then tries whacking the spider with a TV remote, which also fails. Since Kelli has no advice on killing the spider, Kirk tries picking it up, but soon realizes it's gross and sets it back down. He gets out his Kung Zhu warrior to try to defeat it, but it also doesn't work, and Kirk calls it useless.

Kirk grabs the spider and brings it on the other side of his bed, bringing an extra TV remote to kill it with. However, he soon realizes that he's touching something that he considers creepy; a monkey. Kirk and Kelli scream and run out of the room, leaving the spider unharmed, while the monkey wonders what he missed out on.

## Characters

### Major

* Kirk (Donald Garrison Jr.) (official debut)
* Kelli (Kelli Garrison) (official debut)
* Spider (debut)

### Minor

* Snakie (debut)
* Whiskers (Donald Garrison Jr.) (debut)
* Monkey (Donald Garrison Jr.) (debut)

## Trivia

* First official appearances of Kirk, Kelli, and their Theme Song.
* First appearances of Monkey and Whiskers.
* Depending on where you watch it, the number of exclamation points changes.
* Donald and Kelli's father can be briefly heard at the end of the video.
Skang-Tsung

Origin
 Portrayer

## Biography

* Occupation: Bodyguard
* Likes: Perfecting his strange fighting style
* Dislikes: Chaos
* Favorite Foods: Skirt steak

Relative of a much less well-meaning sorcerer, Skang is a skeletal looking man who has managed to use a similar but more grotesque fighting style where he can change parts of his body to resemble others and copy their moves. Despite being the bodyguard of a man with questionable motives, Skang just wants to make sure nothing terribly bad happens to the world as a result of this gathering.

## Palettes

(left->right), default, Soujin (HNK), Hsu Hao

## Misc Notes

* Jin Yamanoi was chosen as the VA because he was the Japanese dub voice for Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat Conquest.
Star Brickey-Jarrel

Star Brickey-Jarrel (Born May 31, 2000) is an actress in CRAZY Productions shows. She was only in one episode of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show, Kelli's Missing!!!, but was available for other videos if she ever gotten the chance. However, in 2014, Star moved away from Donald and Kelli's town, so it's unlikely that she'll ever appear in a show again.
Nanami Heckler

Nanami Heckler is a knight cadet born in the western area of the AE federation. Her friend Arien described her in a interview:

*Nana is my dear friend and war-companion born in the far west of the realm. She is very smart, as she always scores top ten when it comes to written tests. Everyone is impressed with her, including Lyouell. (Sigh). Her beautiful dark brown hair is usually cut short, in a boyish fashion. I advise her every day that if she grew her hair out she would be even more beautiful. But divines help her, she has no interest in such petty girly issues. However, I do sense that there is a boy she likes, regardless of her frequent denials... I know that there is only one man in the entire knight academy who would win her heart. May the goddess of spring be with her, and with... the boy from the fireborne realms.*
Theme Song (The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show)

The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show Theme Song is the song used in almost every single episode of the show. A prototype version appears in the pilot episode, and officially debuts in Spiders Scare Me!!!.

## Lyrics

Kirk and Kelli:

Oh!

The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show,

CRAZY Show,

CRAZY Show!

The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show!

And now it's time,

To get crazy!

## Pilot Version

Kirk and Kelli:

It's Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show,

CRAZY Show,

CRAZY Show!

The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show!

With special guest star,

Bethany Crase!

## Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013 Version

Kirk and Kelli:

Oh!

The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show,

CRAZY Show,

CRAZY Show!

The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show!

And now it's time,

To get merry!

## Chile Time! Version

Kirk and Kelli:

Oh!

The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show,

CRAZY Show,

CRAZY Show!

The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show!

With special guest star,

Josie Mullin!

## Trivia

* The melody of the song is similar to "The Wheels on the Bus".
Waffles J. Piggy

Waffles J. Piggy (voiced by Donald Garrison Jr.) is a recurring character in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.

## Description

Waffles is Kelli's baby pet pig. He used to only oink until Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013 where he said his first words, "Merry Christmas." He refers to Kelli as his "mommy" and has no idea he was adopted.

## Episode Appearances

### Major

* Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013 (debut)

## Trivia

* Waffles was named "Waddles" in his debut, but was later changed to "Waffles" to avoid similarites to a similar pig character of the same name in *Gravity Falls.*
Polar Bear

Mr. Polar Bear (voiced by Donald Garrison Jr.) is a minor character in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.

## Description

   An avid Coca-Cola fan, Mr. Polar Bear loves to play saxophone. In his debut, he played a song for viewers and once again at the end. Kirk accidentally sat on him once.

## Episode Appearances

### Major

* Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013 (debut)
Whiskers

Whiskers (voiced by Donald Garrison Jr.) is a recurring character in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.

## Description

Whiskers is a grumpy, lazy cat. Whenever Kirk, Kelli, or even his wife tell him to do something, he usually refuses (although with a little threat, his wife can usually convince him). If Whiskers does decide to do what's asked, he'll only do it for as long as he likes before quitting. He is slightly scared of his wife Sarah, although behind her back he will say otherwise and act as if he is in charge, which he isn't. Like Monkey, he shows some animosity towards Kirk. Whiskers usually wears a simple, blue collar, although in his first appearance he wore a Ty baseball shirt.

## Episode Appearances

### Minor

* Spiders Scare Me!!! (debut)
* Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013

## Trivia

* Whiskers is a Russ stuffed animal.
* In the original version of Night of the Living Zombies 2, Donald Garrison Jr. mentions that Whiskers was going to have a "change." What he meant by this was Whiskers was going to be given a hat to wear in future episodes. However, this did not happen. When this video was rereleased, this entire scene was removed.
* It is implied that "Whiskers" is actually the character's last name, as evidenced by his wife, Sarah Whiskers.
* Donald has had Whiskers since he was three.
Kelli Garrison

Kelli Garrison (Born March 1, 2001) is the co-founder and former head of CRAZY Productions. As of 2015, she has stopped heading the company with her brother, but was still an actor and creative adviser until 2017. She is no longer part of CRAZY Productions.

## Roles at CRAZY Productions

* Founder
* Head of the Company (2011-2014)
* Producer (2011-2014)
* Actor (2011-2017)
* Writer (2011-2014, 2017)
* Creative Adviser (2015-2017)

## Acting Roles

 KKCS Extras | 2015-2017
 Kirk and Kelli's Fun Facts | 2015

## Guest Appearances

* Kelli made a small appearance as herself in an episode of Ask the Grim Reaper, Do You Work Out?. She later appeared as a guest star in Did You Get the iPhone X?
The Crazy Talk Show

"The CRAZY Talk Show" is the second episode of Season 1 of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show. It is the second episode overall. It was first released in 2011, and was rereleased on December 16, 2012.

## Plot

Kirk introduces himself and Kelli, who is holding the camera. He explains that in this episode they will be interviewing three guests.

The first guest Kirk introduces is Whiskers. Kelli says that she thinks Whiskers is cute, to which he angrily denies. The first question Kelli asks is if he's married. Whiskers says he is and presents his wife, who says her name is Sarah. Whiskers quickly denies that, and tells her that her name is supposed to be Teddybear918. Sarah refuses to call that her name, claiming it is stupid, and leaves. Kelli then asks if Whiskers has a favorite color. He also says yes and reveals his favorite color (which is just gibberish with Kirk singing and dancing about it). Kelli then asks Whiskers how old he is, which Whiskers answers to (once again, it is gibberish).

Kirk then proceeds to introduce the next guest, Eeyore. Kelli asks him if he has a wife. Eeyore says that he does, but she's not here right now, although he does reveal her name, Fluffy. Like Whiskers, Eeyore reveals his favorite color (although once again, it's just gibberish with Kirk singing and dancing about it). He also reveals his age, like Whiskers (and again, it's just gibberish with Kirk singing and dancing about it).

The last guest introduced by Kirk is Monkey. Monkey isn't happy about being there, shown by threatening to kill Kirk after he's interviewed, complains that he has his agent on the phone, and demands to get into a hot tub. He claims to not have a wife or a favorite color, but does tell Kelli his age. (which, like previously, is just gibberish with Kirk singing and dancing about it).

Kirk tries to wrap up the show, but then gets attacked by Monkey. After that, Kirk and Kelli try close the episode with their Closing Song, but Monkey now attacks them both, resulting in some Technical Difficulties. Kirk and Kelli try to convince the viewers to watch the show again sometime, and officially say goodbye.

## Characters

### Major

* Kirk (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Kelli (Kelli Garrison)
* Whiskers (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Eeyore the Cheetah (Donald Garrison Jr.) (debut)
* Monkey (Donald Garrison Jr.)

### Minor

* Sarah Whiskers (Donald Garrison Jr.) (debut)
* Fluffy (mentioned)

## Trivia

* First appearance of the Closing song.
* First appearances of Sarah Whiskers and Eeyore the Cheetah.
* First episode to give Monkey and Whiskers major roles.
* First instance of the running gag, Technical Difficulties.
* Eeyore is erroneously spelled as "Eyeore" in the credits.
* The applause sound effect in this episode is taken from a toy replica of Sam's Remote from *iCarly*.
* This is the episode that Donald is the most embarrassed about, due to jokes that he doesn't think were funny, and especially the parts where he sings gibberish and dances around.
Snakie

Snakie is Kirk and Kelli's pet snake, appearing only in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show episode, Spiders Scare Me!!!.

## Description

Snakie is a long, green snake. Kirk seems to have forgotten his name, so Kelli suggested the name, "Snakie" to which Kirk begrudgingly agrees to. Snakie didn't seem to have an interest in eating the Spider, so Kirk called him stupid and threw him. He has never been seen since.

## Episode Appearances

### Minor

* Spiders Scare Me!!! (debut)
* Night of the Living Zombies 2 (mentioned)

## Trivia

* In Night of the Living Zombies 2, Donald Garrison Jr. said that Snakie would return in Season 2. This has yet to happen, however.
Monkey Talk

Monkey Talk is a recurring segment of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show, starring Kirk and Monkey.

## Description

In Monkey Talk, Kirk sings The Monkey Talk Theme Song and introduces Monkey to the audience. Monkey claims that the only reason he participates is because Kirk promises to pay him bananas if he cooperates.

Kirk then proceeds to ask Monkey a question. Monkey will then give his thoughts, which are usually very rude or illogical. Kirk will often find Monkey's reasoning to be terrible, and refuse to pay him bananas because of it. Engraged, Monkey will attack Kirk, usually resulting in Technical Difficulties. Kirk will then tell the viewers that he will see them in the next installment of Monkey Talk.

This formula isn't always used, though; in Monkey Talk Show, Monkey interviewed Kelli instead, with Kirk only appearing at the end. There were also no Technical Difficulties that occurred.

## Appearances

### Season 1

* Kelli's Missing!!!
* Lip-Singing Time!

### Season 2

* Monkey Talk Show (as a full-length episode)

## Trivia

* Season 2 has no true Monkey Talk segment, as Monkey Talk Show was a full-length episode that didn't use the usual formula.
Snuggle Bear

The Snuggle Bear, referred to as Snuggles (voiced by Donald Garrison Jr.) is a minor antagonist in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show, appearing only in the episode, Kelli's Missing!!!.

## Description

The Snuggle Bear just popped out of the picture of the Snuggle bottle for no reason and pretended to be evil. It convinced Kirk that it kidnapped Kelli for unknown reasons, because it didn't know who Kelli was. How it knew that she had a bike was also never answered. Snuggles' biggest weakness is that it's ticklish. After Snuggles was proved innocent, it never appeared again.

## Trivia

* Snuggles' gender is left ambiguous, as Kirk refers to it as a boy, while Kelli refers to it as a girl.
	+ How Kelli knew about the bear is never explained.
* Snuggles is a real plush Snuggle Bear.
* Since Snuggles never actually did anything to Kelli, its motivations are unclear.
Donald Garrison Jr.

Donald Garrison Jr. (Born March 1, 2001) is the co-founder and head of CRAZY Productions. As of 2015, he is heading the company by himself, without his sister. He is currently active on all CRAZY Productions shows.

## Roles at CRAZY Productions

* Founder
* Head of the Company (2011-present)
* Producer (2011-present)
* Actor (2011-present)
* Writer (2011-present)

## Acting Roles

 KKCS Extras | 2015-2017
 Kirk and Kelli's Fun Facts | 2015
 Ask the Grim Reaper | 2016-present
 Grim Reaper Shorts | 2017-present
Frank

Frank (voiced by Donald Garrison Jr.) is a recurring character in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.

## Description

Frank is the offscreen cameraman that Kirk and Kelli hired in Season 2. He is a hobo who is still homeless, as Kirk and Kelli pay him very little money, if at all. His face has never been seen, and the only time Frank has been seen on camera was in Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013, and even then he was desguised as Santa Claus wearing sunglasses, so his face was still unseen. It is assumed that he's filmed every episode of the show since Monkey Talk Show, with a few exceptions (such as Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013, where Kelli took over while Frank was on Christmas break).

## Episode Appearances

Frank has been assumed to have filmed almost every episode of the show since his debut. However, only episodes where he speaks or is mentioned will be listed here.

### Minor

* Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013
* Not About the Candy

## Trivia

* Frank was added to the show so that Kirk and Kelli could be taped on screen together more often.
Arien Celestia Euharle

Arien Celestia Euharle (Ari-en Celestia You-ha-loo) is a Knight Cadet from the AE federation. She was born in a small kingdom in the far east border of the AE.

*She speaks in an charming Eastern accent and follows various exotic old traditions of her homeworld. Although most would argue her ways of living is archaic and outdated, everyone would agree that she is worthy of being a knight just by having a look on her daily sword practices. Quite unbelievable how this thin little girl can outperform big muscular men on endurance training. Her connection with her ancestors are very intimate and special. Perhaps this is why she calles her sword techniques "the way of the ghosts"?* -Lucas

*I'm pretty sure she has a very different sense of humor. She starts philosophical debates every single time when I try to make her laugh.* -Andrei

*Mark my words, don't ever joust with her. Oh she WILL Kill you.* -Lyouell

*She worships her dead ancestors. She even told me that they follow her around - to this day! Spooky.* -Elysia

*Perfect knight-to-be by all means. Perhaps my only concern is that she believes in fate, quite fanatically.* -Nanami
Poncho

Poncho (voiced by Kelli Garrison) is a recurring character in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.

## Description

Poncho is a kind chihuahua with a love for candy. He is from Mexico and loves his "papa  and mama". He is considerate and thinks of others first. He holds people higher above himself and is sweet and humble. However, he can get a little mean if he has to, such as in Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013 where he gets angry with Kirk to show him that Christmas is about love and family. He is implied to be religious, such as in the previously mentioned episode, where he says that, "Jesus is the reason for the season." Poncho also has his own segment, Poncho's Word of the Day, where he says a random word of the day, parodying preschool shows such as *Sesame Street.*

## Episode Appearances

### Major

* Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013 (debut)

## Trivia

* Poncho is a Webkinz Chihuahua.
	+ Poncho's name, voice, and love for candy is based off of a Webkinz arcade game, entitled *Candy Bash.*
* In Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013, Poncho is voiced by both Kelli Garrison and Donald Garrison Jr. in that episode, and it is very obvious. However, Kelli is the official voice of Poncho.
Ranks

Kage: Leader of a Village and role model. Every Kage carries the OOC duty of maintaining order and providing members with a proper setting to RP in. While also having the duty of creating missions and making sure the npc side is being played properly; whether by themselves of people assigned.

S-rank: Highly experienced Jounin and Kage level Shinobi. "S-rank" is also a designation given to extremely powerful missing-nin, earning them a place in their village of origin's Bingo Book.

Jounin/Novice Jounin: Squad leaders who train and coach a team of genin or chuunin.

Chuunin: Chuunin are ninja who are qualified to watch over and guide other ninja. Chuunin have reached a level of maturity that allows them to work as a stand-alone unit though they usually still work and train with their Jounin.

Genin: Genin are the first of ninja. When they become Genin, ninja start to do their bit for their village's economy – being sent on missions that the village gets paid for.

## Other Ranks

ANBU: The ANBU are under the Kage's direct command and protect the village from exceptional threats, conduct high-risk missions into enemy countries, and deal with extremely strong ninja. They are also responsible for carrying out assassinations and missions requiring specially trained ninja.
Orochi Clan

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The Orochi are a small clan primarily known for their strange similarities between the snakes they are commonly affiliated with. They are among the select few who know how to use these snakes, given they appear to be the ones currently in possession of the signing scroll for the summons.

## History

They have primarily lived the past 200 years within secret caves surrounding the land of fire its border. Within the caves there ruled a wicked hierarchy that was continuously overthrown, an evil game kept alive to entertain the malicious clan-members. It wasn't until a few years ago that the first Orochi left their recluse, and soon the others followed; often with evil intent.

During their solitude, the Orochi clan had managed to claim ownership of a unique Kinjutsu scroll, called the signing scroll, which forced the snakes into only being able to make contracts with those of the Orochi clan, or those chosen by the orochi.

## Abilities

As mentioned before, the Orochi clan are in possession of the snake signing scroll and in turn most members possess the ability to summon snakes for various reasons and purposes. Because of this, it is more than often traditional for most members to specialize in various forms of space–time ninjutsu that usually involve snakes. Other than this, given they seem to have a general philosophy regarding the need to become closer to a snake to have its true power, some perform types of body modification which lead to deadlier and macabre techniques.

## Traits

* Hair: Black. Usually worn long and loose.

* Eyes: Gold/Green/Purple with slits.

* Height: Average - Tall

* Skin Color: Pale. Sometimes with purple markings around the eyes

* Voice: The Orochi often, but not always, have a tendancy to hiss while speaking.

* A tattoo formed like a snake its body, whether coiled or S-shape. This tattoo functions as a valid source for the regular Summoning Technique.
Kirk

Kirk (played by Donald Garrison Jr.) is the protagonist of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show, and its spinoff, Kirk and Kelli's Fun Facts.

## Description

Kirk loves to be wacky and silly, like his sister, Kelli. Unlike Kelli, however, his schemes are more mischievious, and sometimes self-centered. He loves his sister, but usually acts as a bad role model for her, and gives her bad advice. He has an ongoing rivalry with Monkey and his pet cat, Whiskers. He loves the spotlight and dislikes anyone else to be in it. A running gag in the series is that Kirk is terrible at operating the camera.

## Episode Appearances (The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show)

### Major

* Pilot (debut)
* Spiders Scare Me!!! (official debut)
* The Crazy Talk Show
* Night of the Living Zombies (as himself, Narrator and Zombie)
* Kelli's Missing!!!
* Star Crazy
* Lip-Singing Time!
* Night of the Living Zombies 2 (as himself, Narrator, and Zombie)
* Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Christmas 2013
* Chile Time!
* Not About the Candy

## Trivia

* Donald used the name "Kirk" instead of Donald because he always loved his middle name, which is Kirk, better.
* Kirk, along with Kelli, are the only two characters to appear in every single episode of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.
Josie

Josie (played by Josie Mullin) is a recurring antagonist in The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show.

## Description

Josie is an insane girl who wants to take over the world and open her own theme park, "Josie World". Kirk, Kelli, and Monkey always refer to her as a sociopath, which she is. Part of Josie's plan is to use diapered monkeys to take over the world, and she has an odd obsession over Norway. Although Monkey doesn't admit it, he's afraid of her. Josie was killed off at the end of Chile Time! by Kirk, who accidentally shot her with his phaser's kill ray.

## Trivia

* Donald Garrison Jr. wants the character of Josie to appear on the show again, but is having trouble bringing her back.
Star Crazy

"Star Crazy" was originally the fifth episode of The Kirk and Kelli's CRAZY Show. It was originally the fifth episode overall. It was released in 2011, but later got removed from the series entriely.

## Synopsis

Kirk and Kelli do a lightsaber duel....offscreen.

## Plot

Kirk and Kelli tell the audience that they are going to fight with lightsabers. Kelli puts the video camera face down, and they duel. During the fight, Kirk and Kelli talk about some of their friends and what is going on in battle. After the duel is finished, Kirk and Kelli say goodbye, ending the episode.

## Removal

After a few months, the episode was removed from kirkandkelli.webs.com and was never rereleased onto YouTube. The reason for the removal was that Donald Garrison Jr. didn't think it was exciting at all to have the duel be offscreen. Kirk also sweared at one point during the video. Since Donald is a Christian and didn't want to influence children to swear, this was another reason for removal.

## Characters

### Major

* Kirk (Donald Garrison Jr.)
* Kelli (Kelli Garrison)
Game.map

Глобальный объект, представляющий карту мира. Используйте его для перемещения между комнатами.

## Свойства

### Game.map.describeExits(roomName)

Выводит все доступные выходы из указанной комнаты.

Возвращает информацию в следующем формате, или null, если комната не найдена.

```
{
    "1": "W8N4",    // TOP
    "3": "W7N3",    // RIGHT
    "5": "W8N2",    // BOTTOM
    "7": "W9N3"     // LEFT
}

```

Пример:

```
const exits = Game.map.describeExits('W8N3');

```

### Game.map.findExit(fromRoom, toRoom, [opts])

Поиск направления выхода из одной комнаты в другую.

 toRoom
 opts (optional)

Возвращаемые значения:

* FIND\_EXIT\_TOP
* FIND\_EXIT\_RIGHT
* FIND\_EXIT\_BOTTOM
* FIND\_EXIT\_LEFT

Коды ошибок:

 ERR\_INVALID\_ARGS

Примеры:

```
if(creep.room != anotherRoomName) {
    const exitDir = Game.map.findExit(creep.room, anotherRoomName);
    const exit = creep.pos.findClosestByRange(exitDir);
    creep.moveTo(exit);
}
else {
    // переход в другое место другой комнаты
}

```

```
creep.moveTo(new RoomPosition(25, 25, anotherRoomName));

```
Области для новичков

Чтобы каждый игрок мог начать игру и развить колонию, не сталкиваясь с развитыми игроками, была разработана система специальных временных секторов для начинающих игроков. Они отмечены зеленым цветом, при наведении на них указателя мыши появляется метка «Область для новичков».

На карте игрового мира они окрашены в зеленый цвет и отмечены надписью “Область для новичков” ("Novice Area") во всплывающих сообщениях при наведении на зону указателя мыши.

В комнатах новичков действуют следующие правила:

* Сектор полностью огорожен от внешнего мира глухой неразрушаемой стеной, не позволяющей игрокам извне сектора попасть внутрь. Попасть в зону для новичков возможно только разместив в ней свой начальный спавнер.
* Только игроки с GCL 3 или ниже могут начинать играть в этих комнатах, игроки могут захватить не более 3 комнат, однако бронирование комнат не ограничена.
* Нет задержки между активациями "безопасного режима".
* Запрещено строить и использовать ядерные боеголовки.