The Big Freeze/transcript

(The Episode starts with the house covered in snow as the camera zooms in to the window where Luna's parents are watching TV.)

News reporter: Today is a big freeze and it's gonna be -47 Degrees outside so wear a winter coat and stay warm.

(While watching the news, Elisa comes down with a tired look and goes to Luna's mom who is watching the news.)

Elisa: Luna's mom, can I get some breakfast please?

Luna's mom: Sure you can, Elisa.

Elisa; Ok, thanks Luna's mom.

(Elisa goes to the cupboard to get some food, then she goes to the table to eat her breakfast.)

Luna: Sabrina, it is so cold out and then - \*gasps\* OH MY GOD, ELISA!!! Are you wearing shorts?!!

Elisa: Yeah, what's wrong with wearing shorts?

Luna: How are you wearing shorts when it's 37 Degrees outside? We need to get ready for school.

Elisa and Sabrina: Ok, Luna. Let's get ready for R U DUMB Elementary school then.

Narrator: 20 seconds later...

(Wearing shorts, Elisa comes down the stairs with a smile on her look.)

Luna: Really? Is that what your wearing?

Sabrina: Elisa, is that what you're wearing? It's gonna be cold in school.

Elisa: Guys, I'm not gonna be cold in school. I'm gonna be fine. It's fiiiinnneee.

Luna \*sighs\*: Okay, Elisa. If you agree.

(At school)

Hoshi Dimisuu: All right, class. Today is very cold out so I hope you brought all of your winter coats today and LEAVE THEM ON BECAUSE IT IS COLD OUTSIDE!! Got it? And, Elisa. Why are you wearing shorts?

Elisa: Because I didn't have any pants to put on.

Hoshi Dimisuu: Elisa, you are going to be freezing with those shorts.

Elisa: Trust me, I'm not gonna be cold. I'm fine.

Hoshi Dimisuu: Okay, go sit the heck down please.

(As Elisa goes and sits down at her desk next to Andrea's desk, Bully Brianna looks at her shorts and taps her on the shoulder.)

Elisa: Who did that?

Bully Brianna: Hey, Elisa. Why are you wearing shorts?

Elisa: BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PANTS TO PUT ON!!! SHUT UP, BULLY BRIANNA!!! Oh my god.

Narrator: 10 seconds later...

Elisa: I swear. I'm not gonna be cold in class. Hoshi Dimisuu has the thermostat on to let's say about... WHAT THE FUCK?! 30 Degress?? Ok, calm down, calm down, calm down. It's not gonna be that cold in here. I'll just st here next to Andra and stay warm until it is recess.

(As the clock ticks, Elisa sits there scrolling on her phone then she puts a thumbs up to the picture, then, we see her falling asleep as she talks to Andra, chews gum in class, eats in class, draws in class and other things. When the clock stops ticking, Elisa starts to shiver in class.)

Elisa: Oh, fuck. I'm c-c-c-cold.

(She shivers.)

(Andra draws on a sheet of paper as she puts her hand up to ask the teacher a question. While shivering, Elisa looks at Gwen and Mackenzie who are freezing in class. As Elisa shivers, Jenny looks at her, who is shivering in Class B6.)

Jenny: Oh my god.

Narrator: A few minutes later...

(Elisa shivers in class as she tries to stay warm by rubbing her arms.)

Jenny: What are you doing? Can you stop?

(Elisa stops shivering.)

Elisa: (to Jenny) No! I'm freezing! Why is it so cold in here? Miss Dimisuu!!

Hoshi Dimisuu: Right. (looks at Elisa) What, Elisa? What?

Elisa: Are we inside a freezer? Can you please turn the thermostat up? It's so cold. Did Elsa go in here or something?

Hoshi Dimisuu: No. I'm not turning anything up. And it's not that cold in here, Stop being ridiculous.

Elisa: Being ridiculous? I'm about to get a damn frostbite.

Hoshi Dimisuu: Elisa, you're the only one complaining.

Elisa: No, I'm not. Look at Gwen and Mackenzie. Their about to lose their damn toast and the people are building a damn igloo.

Hoshi Dimisuu: You what, Elisa? Since you want to keep complaining, you can just go to the office. I've had it. How d'ya like that?!

Elisa: And before I leave, I'm turning the thermostat up to 150 Degrees. How d'ya like that?

(Elisa walks out of class then she arrives in the office, not cold.)