It Wasn't Me (sockpuppet edition)

(in the tune of It Wasn't Me by Shaggy. Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics or the music to this song! All rights to this song go to the original musician.)

Gogo: Hey queen

Katie: Hey

Gogo: Open up queen

Katie: What do you want queen?

Gogo: My man just caught me

Katie: You let him catch you?

Gogo: I don't know how I let this happen

Katie: With what?

Gogo: This sockpuppet, you know

Katie: Aww...

Gogo: I don't know what to do

Katie: Say it wasn't you

Gogo: Alright

Gogo:

Honey came in and he caught me red-handed

Sockpuppeting in the chat next door

Picture this I was caught tea-spilling

All over on the chat room floor

How could I forget that I had used the same IP?

All this time he was standing there and never stopped glaring at me

Rapper:

How can you grant the man access to the chat huh?

Because you know he gonna catch you get it right huh?

You better watch your mouth before he turn into a killer

Mention stroganoff and then he know you are a player

To be a good player you have to know how to play

To be a good actor you have to try hard to sway

If you say "indeed" and he say a nay

Go and tell him "Oh baby no way"

Gogo:

But he caught me with the milk tea (it wasn't me)

Saw me training with a big sword (it wasn't me)

He was watching me closely (it wasn't me)

Things began getting awkward (it wasn't me)

Saw me sitting on the throne (it wasn't me)

Heard the words I had groaned (it wasn't me)

Paid attention to my tone (it wasn't me)

Knew it was me from his backbone

Honey came in and he caught me red-handed

Sockpuppeting in the chat next door

Picture this I was caught tea-spilling

All over on the chat room floor

I had tried to tell him 'bout what he was about to see

Why would he believe me when I told him it wasn't me?

Rapper:

This is gonna be a hard mistake to fix

You know that Dark ain't gonna fall for your tricks

How many socks have you made? About six

It's gonna take a lot of changes in his specs

He's gonna reflect on your mistakes in the past

You should know that this act isn't too long to last

The number of possibilities are vast

But if he have the sword, you better run fast!

Gogo:

But he caught me with the milk tea (it wasn't me)

Saw me training with a big sword (it wasn't me)

He was watching me closely (it wasn't me)

Things began getting awkward (it wasn't me)

Saw me sitting on the throne (it wasn't me)

Heard the words I had groaned (it wasn't me)

Paid attention to my tone (it wasn't me)

Knew it was me from his backbone

Honey came in and he caught me red-handed

Sockpuppeting in the chat next door

Picture this I was caught tea-spilling

All over on the chat room floor

How could I forget that I had used the same IP?

All this time he was standing there and never stopped glaring at me

Wanna tell him to say sorry

For the cover blowing he caused

I've been listening to his reason

It makes no sense at all

People tell him to say sorry

For the fallacies he caused

You may think that you are right

But you are completely lost

Honey came in and he caught me red-handed

Sockpuppeting in the chat next door

Picture this I was caught tea-spilling

All over on the chat room floor

How could I forget that I had used the same IP?

All this time he was standing there and never stopped glaring at me