Unnamed RP (January 9, 2016)

* ***Note: The beginning of this roleplay was unable to be archived. The preceding events of this roleplay occured sometime before 7:22 PM (Central Time)***
* HiddenlichSrawheeo: Eh Sreegee? How are de Slimes doing?
* 7:22TheEnderGamerSreegee: I never created Srawheeo...
* 7:22HiddenlichSrawheeo: Uh oh...
* Srawheeo dematerializes
* 7:22User909M.Weegeepede: Weird...
* M.Weegeepede: Alright, what i do with these two? They're starting to climb towards my head
* 7:22Finn168719Finn: Yea...
* 7:23User909
* what do i do
* 7:23Finn168719Finn: I wonder what do they came from?
* 7:23TheEnderGamerSreegee grabs the slimes
* 7:23User909M.Weegeepede: Judging by their crash site, probably from the Garuga System
* 7:23TheEnderGamerThe slimes start smiling and laughing
* Sreegee: I think they like me.
* 7:24Hiddenlich
* Sralleo comes out of the bedroom
* 7:24TheEnderGamerSralleo: What's going on?
* Sralleo sees the slimes
* 7:24HiddenlichSralleo: SREEGEE! MY ALARM IS BROKEN!
* 7:24User909The slimes start rubbing themselves over Sreegee's face
* 7:24TheEnderGamerSreegee: You're not the real Sralleo.
* 7:24HiddenlichSralleo: I was asleep for 15 hours!
* Sralleo: \*Confused\* I'm not?
* 7:25TheEnderGamerSreegee shakes the slime off his face
* 7:25User909Sreegee gets some blisters on his face
* 7:25Finn168719a loud knocking noise was heard at the backyard
* 7:25TheEnderGamerSreegee: Finn, you take the slimes.
* 7:25Beckitten27Beck: we'd better see who's in the backyard
* 7:25HiddenlichSralleo: I wonder who that is
* 7:26Finn168719Beck sees the Branadas knocking the door, attempting to invade the house to kill the Slimes
* 7:26Beckitten27Beck: oh no! we've got to defend the slimes!
* 7:26TheEnderGamerSreegee runs into the bathroom and puts some anti-blister cream on his face
* 7:26User909M.Weegeepede: Are they Canada variations?
* 7:27Beckitten27Beck: yes
* Beck: why do canada variations hate these slimes?
* 7:27Finn168719Finn pulls out the same pistol he uses to kill a Canada variation
* 7:27TheEnderGamerSreegee walks into the living room
* 7:27User909M.Weegeepede: Kill them. They're not sapient and are considered dangerous. It's advised to destroy them upon contact
* 7:27Finn168719Finn: Yea!
* 7:27TheEnderGamerSreegee pulls out a cursor spear
* Sreegee: Let's kill those punks.
* 7:28Finn168719Finn: And they are also distracted by maple syrup!
* User909 has left the chat.
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 7:28Finn168719Finn: I know, let's feed them poisonous Maple Syrup!
* 7:28Beckitten27Beck: i'll try my best \*pulls out a cursor spear\* oh, thanks again for the weapon
* Beck: that's a great idea!
* 7:28HiddenlichXY-XY Smith: AHHHHHHH!!!
* 7:28User909M.Weegeepede: They go crazy with maple syrup
* 7:28Hiddenlich Smith is being chased by Branadas down the street
* 7:29TheEnderGamerSreegee grabs out a sniper rifle
* 7:29User909M.Weegeepede leaves the house from the roof and climbs up to the roof
* 7:29Finn168719Finn opens the window and throws poisoned maple syrups
* 7:29TheEnderGamerSreegee: Shedew gave this to me as a gift
* 7:29User909M.Weegeepede: It's a Branada apocalypse...
* 7:29Beckitten27Beck: let's do this
* 7:29TheEnderGamerSreegee starts headshotting Banadas
* 7:29Finn168719Finn leaves the house to climb the roofs
* 7:29Hiddenlich????: RAH! RAH RAH RAH!!!
* 7:30Beckitten27Beck: \*throws a spear at the branadas\* i hope this works...
* 7:30TheEnderGamerLich may I say you're great at making RPs fun
* 7:30Hiddenlich
* Tusken Branadas shoot at the snipers on Sreegee's roof
* 7:30User909M.Weegeede starts using EMP beams to kill the Branadas.
* 7:30Finn168719Finn pulls out the Sniper Rifle and started sniping the Tusken Branadas
* 7:30TheEnderGamerSreegee grabs out another spear and gives it to beck
* The spear that beck threw impales multiple Branadas
* 7:31HiddenlichXY-XY Smith: \*In Sim\* ANTI-ALIENS!
* 7:31User909M.Weegeepede: That guy will get himself killed...
* 7:31Beckitten27Beck: \*throws another spear\* probably...
* 7:31TheEnderGamerThe spear imaples more Branadas
* 7:31User909M.Weegeepede starts shooting armor busters at the Branadas chasing Smith
* 7:31Finn168719A sniper bullet pierces through the eye of a Tusken Branada
* 7:32Hiddenlich
* A Tusken Branada throws a gaderffii at M.Weegeepede
* 7:32TheEnderGamerSreegee starts sniping Branadas
* 7:32Finn168719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4BFcWWT52o this plays
* 7:32Hiddenlich That's a gaderffii
* 7:33User909M.Weegeepede gets hits the Magna in the torso, piercing some of the armor somehow
* 7:33Finn168719Finn takes a deep breath and snipes the Tusken Branada in the lung
* 7:33User909M.Weegeepede: Sh\*t!
* M.Weegeepede takes cover behind the chimney and removes the gaderfii
* 7:35Hiddenlich
* The remaining Tusken Branadas escape on desert Tauntauns
* 7:35User909M.Weegeepede: What the
* 7:35Beckitten27Beck: i really wish i had my own weapon instead of a borrowed one
* 7:35TheEnderGamerSreegee sends out his clones to destroy the Branadas
* 7:35Finn168719Finn: I just sniped them.
* 7:35TheEnderGamerThe clones start destroying the Branadas
* 7:36Hiddenlich
* There are many Brandanan corpses in the neighborhood
* 7:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: Hold on a second.
* Sreegee runs into his lab
* 7:37Finn168719Finn: And Yoko taught me how to snipe.
* 7:37Hiddenlich
* There is a complete clone in the lab's cloning device
* 7:37User909M.Weegeepede enters the house using the window
* Magna's wound is slowly being cured by the nanomachines
* 7:37Finn168719Finn: Let's chase after the Tusken Branadas!
* 7:38User909M.Weegeepede: Are the slimes alright?
* 7:38Beckitten27Beck: someone has to look after the slimes...
* 7:38Finn168719Finn goes back into the house
* 7:39TheEnderGamerSreegee comes out of the lab with a ray gun
* Sreegee: Beck, use this.
* Sreegee gives beck the gun
* 7:39Beckitten27Beck: do i get to keep it?
* 7:39Finn168719Finn starts looking for the Slimes, hoping if they are alright
* 7:40TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yes.
* 7:40User909The slimes were hiding under a table, scared
* 7:40Beckitten27Beck: thank you.
* 7:40Finn168719Finn: Good thing they survived.
* 7:41TheEnderGamerSreegee: You're welcome.
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 7:41Finn168719Hello Sling
* 7:42Sling KingHi Finn
* 7:42Beckitten27hi sling!
* 7:42TheEnderGamerI told him to come
* 7:42Sling KingHi Beck!
* Addemup9001 has joined the chat.
* 7:43Hiddenlich
* 7:43Sling King
* 7:43Beckitten27hi addem!
* 7:44Finn168719Finn: I think the Simonese are responsible for that.
* 7:44Beckitten27Beck: so who's going to look after the slimes?
* 7:44User909M.Weegeepede: Didn't they literally drown in sh\*t?
* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 7:44Finn168719Finn: Well, they drowned in sh\*t two times.
* 7:44Beckitten27Beck: i'd rather not think about that...
* 7:44Sling Kingcan i join?
* 7:44Finn168719Sure
* 7:44TheEnderGamerHello Jareck
* 7:44Beckitten27you don't have to ask
* 7:44TheEnderGamerYes you can
* Someone explain the story to Sling
* 7:44Sling Kingk
* 7:45TheEnderGamerplz
* 7:45Finn168719It all started when Finn and M.Weegeepede visits Sreegee
* And then a small meteor crashes into Sreegee's backyard
* And then a slime came out and ate some plants and gave birth to baby slimes before dying
* 7:45Sling KingThen?
* 7:46Finn168719And then our heroes are taking care of the baby slimes
* 7:46TheEnderGamerThen Tanada tried to eat them
* And they killed him
* 7:46User909And Simon started overpowering and bla bla bla
* 7:46TheEnderGamerThen Simon tried to burn them
* And they killed him
* And then Jesse tried to kill them
* 7:46Sling Kingoh ok
* 7:46TheEnderGamerAnd he got killed
* 7:46Finn168719And then Jesse got eaten by a dinosaur
* 7:46TheEnderGamerAnd now the Branadas are attacking
* 7:47Sling Kingk
* 7:47Finn168719Finn managed to snipe two of the Tusken Branadias on the roof
* 7:47Beckitten27Beck: who's going to watch the slimes?
* 7:47User909M.Weegeepede: I will
* M.Weegeepede: If anyone approaches them, i will just blast them away
* 7:47Finn168719Finn: I'm going to kick Branadas
* 7:47TheEnderGamerSreegee: I'll help. My clones are already fighting
* 7:47Finn168719Branadas' \*sses\*
* 7:48Sling KingSling King: Can i look at the slimes?
* 7:48TheEnderGamerSreegee: Sure.
* 7:48Finn168719Finn: Ok.
* 7:48Beckitten27Beck: wait, what do they even eat?
* 7:48TheEnderGamerThe slimes look like this  but with a :3 face
* 7:48User909M.Weegeepede: We don't even know what species they are
* 7:49Finn168719Finn puts the Sniper rifle away to his back
* 7:49Sling KingSling King: These things are a little cute and sticky
* 7:49Finn168719Finn: Yoko taught me how to snipe.
* 7:50Sling KingSling King: I have jelly in my mini fridge.
* 7:50TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yes they are cute, and they're not dangerous from what we know.
* 7:50Addemup9001
* 7:50TheEnderGamerSreegee: Please don't try to kill them
* What's wrong?
* 7:50Addemup9001I'm depressed
* 7:50Sling KingWhy?
* 7:50TheEnderGamerWhy?
* 7:50Sling KingBeat you to it
* 7:50Finn168719Finn reads the online news
* 7:50Addemup9001I just don't know what to do anymore
* 7:50TheEnderGamernuuu u beet meh
* 7:51User909M.Weegeepede starts researching about slime creatures from the Garuga System
* 7:51Sling Kingok, join the rp
* 7:51Finn168719Which it came from the Simonese Universe
* 7:51Sling KingSling King: Anyone want to look at this great gem?
* 7:51Beckitten27Beck: which one is it?
* 7:51Addemup9001hmmmm...
* ok
* 7:52Beckitten27Beck: nope.
* 7:52Sling KingSling King shows the gem on who looks at it throws up
* 7:52Addemup9001Addem: Hey, what's going on?
* 7:52Finn168719Simonese Reporter: It has been a tragedy that our king was murdered by the group of people
* 7:52Beckitten27Beck: not falling for that one again
* 7:52User909M.Weegeepede: They're Light Oozes, according to this site
* 7:52Beckitten27Beck: so how do we take care of them?
* 7:53Sling KingSling King: I am going to give these slimes gel.
* 7:53User909M.Weegeepede: They're carnivorous and die upon eating plants
* 7:53Beckitten27Beck: that explains a lot
* 7:53Finn168719Simonese Reporter: And the Queen never give a f\*ck about his death and releases the prisoners that were mostly Fakeinns
* 7:53User909M.Weegeepede: And their goo also has interesting proprieties. It can cause blisters upon contact and even bleedings
* 7:54Addemup9001I've got another idea for an rp
* 7:54User909M.Weegeepede: They're supossed to be predators
* 7:54Beckitten27Beck: so what do we do, go catch some animals?
* 7:54User909M.Weegeepede: Just give them some meat. Any kind.
* 7:55Hiddenlich
* There is a man looking through the window, at the slimes
* 7:55TheEnderGamerSreegee: I've got some tuna.
* 7:55Sling KingSling King: Hello there sir?
* 7:55Finn168719Finn cuts the hand from Tanada's corpse and feeds it to the baby Light Oozes
* 7:55Hiddenlich???? runs
* The man runs
* 7:55User909M.Weegeepede: Weird...
* 7:55TheEnderGamerThe Light Oozes giggle happily
* 7:56Beckitten27Beck: they're happy!
* Beck: did anyone remove the plants?
* 7:56TheEnderGamerSreegee: Awwww....
* 7:56User909The Light Oozes start jumping towards the tuna
* 7:56Sling KingSling King: I think i did
* Sling King: Can i give the slimes gel now?
* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 7:56Finn168719Simonese Reporter: And besides that our universe was flooded with sh\*t two times, we are still alive
* 7:57Hiddenlich????: \*To an unknown receiver over the phone\* They are here... all of them. They appear to be watching over the Shi'Manaka'Kai you spoke of.
* 7:57TheEnderGamerSreegee gives the Light Oozes the tuna
* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 7:57User909The Light Oozes start devouring the tuna.
* 7:58Beckitten27Beck: why do you want to give them gel?
* 7:58Hiddenlich????: That wasn't my plan too. You specifically told me to report on the inhabitants of that house.
* 7:58Finn168719Simonese Reporter: And now a civil war happened between the Conservates and Liberals in our universe.
* 7:58Sling KingSling King: I don't know, i think this makes slimes bigger.
* Sling King: I read this
* 7:58Hiddenlich
* I am guessing the liberal chumps wanted socialism
* 7:58TheEnderGamerThe light oozes giggle happily
* 7:59Hiddenlich????: I recognize most of them, except for the Fakegee.
* 7:59TheEnderGamerSreegee: I'm Sreegee.
* 7:59Hiddenlich
* ???? isn't near the house anymore
* 7:59TheEnderGamerOk then
* 7:59Finn168719Simonese Reporter: Which the Liberals wanted to be ruled by a Fakeinn.
* 8:00Hiddenlich????: Humans, Geemans, and a robot.
* 8:00Finn168719Simonese Reporter: While the Conservates wanted to be ruled how their king ruled them.
* 8:00Hiddenlich????: The robot appears to have a Centinid origin.
* 8:00Beckitten27Beck: i'm not sure if giving this specific species gel would even be safe
* 8:00TheEnderGamerSreegee: Probably not.
* 8:01Hiddenlich???? clenches his fist
* 8:01User909The Light Oozes spit a puddle of a dark brown liquid
* 8:01Hiddenlich????: I will get more information on it... Overlord.
* ???? puts his phone away
* 8:01TheEnderGamerDude you're good at making RPs suspenseful
* 8:02Hiddenlich
* Someone is pounding on the front door
* 8:02Beckitten27Beck: who's there?
* 8:02Finn168719Finn: I wonder who's there?
* 8:02Sling KingSling King opens the door
* 8:02Finn168719Finn pulls out the 10mm pistol
* 8:02HiddenlichBen: NOMADS! OVER THE HORIZON! THEY ARE COMING!
* 8:02Sling KingSling King: Umm... Who are you?
* 8:02TheEnderGamerSreegee pulls out his spear
* 8:02Sling KingSling King: You insane?
* Sling King: Need to relax?
* 8:03User909M.Weegeepede protects the slimes
* 8:03TheEnderGamerSreegee: Maybe he's a psychopath
* 8:03Sling KingSling King: Don't worry guys! Just an insane guy!
* 8:03TheEnderGamerSreegee also protects them
* 8:03Finn168719Finn: What Nomads do you mean by?
* 8:03Hiddenlich
* Tusken Raiders are riding Tauntauns in the distance
* Ben: Nomads? You know, the Sand People!
* 8:03Finn168719Finn: Time to snipe them.
* 8:04Sling KingSling King gets a lightsaber
* 8:04Finn168719Finn pulls out the Sniper Rifle and aims at the Tusken Raiders
* 8:04Sling KingSling King: Better stay inside first
* 8:04TheEnderGamerSreegee also gets one
* 8:04Hiddenlich
* This time, the Tuskens do not have Branadas in their group
* 8:04Sling KingSling King slices through Tusken Raiders
* 8:04Beckitten27Beck: \*pulls out ray gun\* \*shoots at raiders\* (is nervous she'll mess up\*
* 8:04Finn168719Finn snipes one of the Tusken Raider, causing one of them to fall off the Tauntaun
* 8:05Sling King5 minutes later
* Sling King: Done
* 8:06User909M.Weegeepede opens the window and throws a magnet bomb on the Tusken Raiders. The bomb attaches to one of their guns and explodes, killing 4 in the process
* 8:06TheEnderGamerSreegee: Whew! That was a rush!
* 8:06Sling KingSling King: I also found a lightsaber in one of these guys stomach.
* 8:06HiddenlichSounds of pain are coming from the southern half of the neighborhood
* 8:06Beckitten27Beck: what's that noise?
* 8:06Finn168719Finn snipes one of the Tusken Raiders in the head, causing a clunk of flesh to fly off their head
* 8:07Beckitten27Beck: and why would they eat that?
* 8:07Addemup9001HOW 'BOUT NO?!
* HOW 'BOUT NO?!
* 8:07TheEnderGamerWhat do you mean?
* 8:07Hiddenlich
* Tusken Raiders are being killed by an assailant that looks like this: http://www.thedentedhelmet.com/attachments/f45/tatooine-sith-stalker-pictures-tatooinephotoshop-jpg-53377d1306331751
* 8:07Addemup9001HOW 'BOUT NO?!
* HOW 'BOUT NO?!
* HOW 'BOUT NO?!
* 8:07TheEnderGamerAddem what do you mean?
* 8:07Sling KingAddem!
* 8:08HiddenlichNo spamming please
* 8:08Addemup9001sry
* 8:08Beckitten27Beck: who's that?
* Beck: i have so many questions...
* 8:08User909M.Weegeepede hides the Light Oozes
* 8:09Beckitten27Beck: well, i'd better keep shooting \*shoots at raiders\*
* 8:09Finn168719Finn takes a deep breath, hoping to snipe one of a Tusken Raiders in the eye
* 8:10Hiddenlich
* The assailant lifts his lightsaber in the air, and hops on a rooftop
* 8:10Sling Kingbrb
* 8:10Finn168719Finn snipes one of a Tusken Raiders in the eye
* 8:10User909M.Weegeepede starts using his Meltdown Beam on the Tauntauns, causing some of the Tusken Raiders to fall
* Addemup9001 has left the chat.
* 8:11Finn168719Finn reloads his Sniper Rifle
* 8:11Beckitten27Beck: \*keeps shooting\*
* 8:11TheEnderGamerSreegee starts stabbing Tusken Raiders with his spear
* 8:12Hiddenlich
* Tusken Raiders are being electrocuted by force lightning
* 8:13User909M.Weegeepede starts shooting at them using EMP beams
* 8:13TheEnderGamerLich, I can tell you're a star wars fan, aren't you?
* 8:13Hiddenlich
* 8:13Finn168719Finn snipes one of the Tauntauns in the eye, making it collapse
* 8:14Hiddenlich
* Tusken Raiders are coming in on the house on all sides
* It's appears to be a raid
* Sralleo: WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
* Sralleo: IT LOOKS LIKE THE OCTOBER REVOLUTION IS HAPPENING OUTSIDE
* 8:16User909M.Weegeepede takes the Light Oozes to Sreegee's lab
* 8:16TheEnderGamerSreegee: Go away Sraylleo.
* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* Jareck.smith has joined the chat.
* 8:17Hiddenlich
* Finn is meleed in the back by a gaderffii
* 8:17Finn168719Finn gets knocked to the ground
* 8:17HiddenlichTusken Raider: RAH! RAH RAH RAH!
* 8:17Finn168719Finn stands up and turns back while holding a sniper rifle
* 8:18TheEnderGamerSreegee stabs the Tusken Raider in the eye
* 8:18Finn168719Finn bashes one of a Tusken Raider in the face with a sniper rifle
* 8:18Beckitten27Beck: \*keeps shooting the raiders\*
* 8:18Hiddenlich
* A Tusken Raider is thrown forcefully through a wall of the house
* 8:18TheEnderGamerSreegee starts stabbing raiders
* 8:18User909M.Weegeepede starts shooting at any Tusken Raiders who come close
* 8:19Hiddenlich
* Ender, what kind of house does Sreegee have?
* 8:19Finn168719Finn pulls out the 10mm pistol and shoots a Tusken Raider in the head
* 8:20TheEnderGamerUhhh
* 8:20Beckitten27Beck: why are there so MANY of them!?
* 8:20TheEnderGamerProbably a house like Gumball's one (don't ask i just thought it would look like that)
* 8:20HiddenlichOkay
* 8:21TheEnderGamerNah actually
* I can't really say
* What I will say is it has one of those roofs that has a point that goes higher then the rest of it
* 8:22HiddenlichHow many stories is his house?
* 8:22TheEnderGamer2
* 8:22HiddenlichSingle?
* Oh, okay
* 8:22TheEnderGamerI always thought there would be stairs leading to his bedroom
* 8:22Hiddenlich
* The assailant comes through the hole in the wall
* 8:22TheEnderGamerScratch that
* Leading to a hall
* That has two rooms
* His and Sralleo's
* 8:23HiddenlichHis lightsaber reignites
* 8:23Finn168719Finn: Prepare for Action!
* 8:24Beckitten27Beck: as ready as i'll ever be!
* 8:24TheEnderGamerWell it's a mansion but it would still look like that
* 8:24HiddenlichTusken Raiders attempt to enter the hole, but are killed by the assailant's blade
* 8:24TheEnderGamerI mean have the same structure
* Jareck.smith has left the chat.
* 8:25HiddenlichAssailant: All of this trouble for peaceful creatures... filthy nomads...
* Is there a basement?
* 8:25TheEnderGamerNo
* 8:25Finn168719Finn: And i sniped the Nomads multiple times...
* 8:26HiddenlichThe assailant goes up the stairs
* 8:27Beckitten27Beck: i helped too!
* 8:27Hiddenlich
* Footsteps are heard from above the laboratory
* 8:27User909M.Weegeepede: !
* 8:28Hiddenlich
* A hole is cut through the ceiling
* 8:28TheEnderGamerSreegee: I helped
* 8:28User909M.Weegeepede hides the smiles under a table
* 8:28Hiddenlich
* A lightsaber is humming
* 8:28TheEnderGamerYou mean slimes?
* Lol
* 8:28Finn168719Finn: A freaking hole!
* 8:28HiddenlichAssailant: ...
* 8:28User909lol yea
* 8:28TheEnderGamerSreegee: I hear a lightsaber
* 8:29User909M.Weegeepede loads an Armor Breaker
* 8:29HiddenlichAssailant: Magna Weegeepede... I know you are here...
* 8:29User909M.Weegeepede: You're not taking them away!
* 8:29Finn168719Finn pulls out the Freeze ray
* 8:29HiddenlichAssailant: I am not here for the slimes.
* 8:29User909M.Weegeepede: Why are you here then?
* 8:29Finn168719Finn: What are you!
* 8:30HiddenlichAssailant: First, excuse me for my intrusion. I was not expecting nomads invading this suburb area
* 8:31Finn168719Finn: I'm just having fun slaughtering the Nomads.
* 8:31HiddenlichAssailant: My client would like to see you
* 8:31Beckitten27Beck: client?
* 8:31Finn168719Finn: With a sniper rifle my girlfriend gave it to me after she teached me how to use it.
* 8:31User909M.Weegeepede: Who are you?
* 8:31HiddenlichAssailant: Your courier...
* 8:32User909M.Weegeepede: And who is your client?
* 8:33HiddenlichAssailant: He calls himself, "Geronimo"...
* 8:33Finn168719Finn: Who's Geronimo?
* 8:33Beckitten27Beck: but what does this person want with us?
* 8:34User909M.Weegeepede: ... i still don't trust you. And i need to protect those slimes
* 8:34TheEnderGamer
* 8:34HiddenlichAssailant: You underestimate their abilities
* 8:34Beckitten27Beck: besides, what does this person want with us?
* 8:35User909M.Weegeepede: Well, all i was told was that thoset things are predators. Now i have no idea where they are positioned in the food chain
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* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 8:35Sling Kinghi
* 8:35Finn168719Finn: Just answer me!
* 8:35User909Hi
* 8:36HiddenlichAssailant: Do you want me to give you a demonstration on what they can do?
* 8:36TheEnderGamerHello
* 8:36Beckitten27Beck: i
* 8:36User909M.Weegeepede: Just don't harm them
* 8:36Beckitten27Beck: i'd rather not...
* 8:36TheEnderGamerIt's so funny how people make so so many typos
* 8:36Hiddenlich
* Bullets levitate in the air
* 8:37Finn168719Finn: Try not to harm them or i'll freeze you.
* 8:38Hiddenlich
* They are launched into the slimes. Instead of injuring them, the bullets are absorbed, and the slime's "skin" regenerates at the insertion sights
* 8:38User909M.Weegeepede: ...
* The slimes grow a little bigger with the bullets
* 8:38HiddenlichAssailant: That is their defense mechanism.
* 8:39Beckitten27Beck: wow.
* 8:39HiddenlichAssailant throws a chair at one of them using telekinesis
* The chair disintegrates as it enters a slime's body
* 8:40Beckitten27Beck: ok ok i get the idea. now why are we involved in this?
* 8:40User909M.Weegeepede: Amazing...
* 8:41Finn168719Finn: Amazing!
* 8:41HiddenlichAssailant: According to the Crusader, Magna Weegeepede has information on a grave site
* 8:41User909M.Weegeepede: What site?
* 8:42HiddenlichAssailant: He did not give me specifics, but it sounded like it is of one of his former colleagues
* 8:42User909M.Weegeepede: They always come back...
* M.Weegeepede: You got my interest
* 8:42TheEnderGamerSreegee: Hmm...
* 8:43HiddenlichAssailant: Good.
* Assailant: I will bring you to the meeting area
* 8:44Beckitten27Beck: ok... i guess i can just go then?
* 8:44Hiddenlich
* Gunfire hits the outer walls of the house
* 8:44Beckitten27Beck: or not.
* Beck: sorry, i'm just stressed since i've been through a lot since finding the slime originally
* 8:45User909M.Weegeepede goes with the assailant
* 8:45HiddenlichThe assailant extinguishes his blade
* A shuttle lands in front of the house, on the damaged street
* Here is it's appearance: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QXTjK1hD5Mk/VfRyT7Jlu0I/AAAAAAAAH6k/6nFJoRBM45I/s1600/ZyXnoc6+-+Imgur.jpg
* Once Magna and the Assailant get it, the shuttle takes off
* Sralleo taps Sreegee's shoulder
* 8:48Beckitten27Beck: now what do we do guys?
* 8:49User909M.Weegeepede waits for the shuttle to arrive the meeting location
* 8:49Hiddenlich
* An hour later
* 8:49Sling Kingback
* 8:49TheEnderGamerSreegee: What is it Sraylleo?
* 8:50Hiddenlich
* The shuttle lands in a pit landing area
* Sralleo: Is the war over?
* 8:50Beckitten27Beck: um... guys?
* 8:50User909M.Weegeepede: ...
* 8:50TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yes, now go away to Sreenee.
* 8:50Hiddenlich
* The shuttle door opens
* Assailant gets up
* 8:50Sling KingI'm back
* 8:51TheEnderGamerwb
* 8:51User909M.Weegeepede stands up
* 8:51TheEnderGamerSreegee: Wait a sec... Where are Sralleo and Srushee?
* Meanwhile where Sralleo and Srushee are
* 8:51Hiddenlich???? waits 3 ft. away from the ramp
* 8:52TheEnderGamerSralleo and Srushee are strapped to chairs
* Sralleo: Where are we?
* 8:52HiddenlichDr. Eeegee: It's time for your dental check up.
* Dr. Eeegee: Open up wide!
* 8:53Sling KingSling King: Wait, why am i at the dentist's?
* 8:53Hiddenlich
* A robot with syringes, knives, and saws approaches the two
* 8:53TheEnderGamereh eh
* no
* 8:53Beckitten27Beck: sorry, i have no idea where they went
* 8:53Hiddenlich????: Magna Weegeepede.
* ????: Welcome
* 8:53TheEnderGamer???: Hello there weaklings.
* Sralleo: Who are you?
* ???: You think I will reveal myself to you? Don't make me laugh.
* 8:54HiddenlichDr. Eegee: He's...
* 8:54User909M.Weegeepede: Hi...
* 8:54Beckitten27Beck: \*still at the house\* i need some time to myself... this whole thing has been stressful
* 8:54HiddenlichDr. Eegee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58mah\_0Y8TU
* ????: I am Crusader Geronimo
* 8:55TheEnderGamer???: You're gonna be trapped here forever. Don't try to escape, I made sure you're not getting out.
* 8:55Sling KingSling King: Stilton?
* 8:55TheEnderGamerSralleo sees the floor has electricity pulsing through it
* 8:55User909M.Weegeepede: Never heard of you.
* 8:56Hiddenlich????: I didn't expect you to.
* 8:57TheEnderGamerBTW the ??? is different from your ???? Lich
* 8:57Sling KingSling King: Who are you
* 8:57HiddenlichI know that
* ????: Let's head to the meeting room.
* ????: A hangar bay is no place to discuss a conversation of such important
* Importance
* 8:58Sling Kingi will just play hatfall
* 8:58User909M.Weegeepede follows ????
* Or Crusader Geronimo
* 8:58TheEnderGamerI've never played Hatfall but I've heard of it
* 8:58Beckitten27Beck: \*still at the house\* wow... this has been one busy day
* 8:59TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yeah.
* 8:59HiddenlichSralleo: I will remove the corpses from the lawn
* 9:00Finn168719Finn: The Lawn...
* 9:00TheEnderGamerSreegee: That would help, but then leave Sraylleo.
* 9:00HiddenlichSralleo: Why do you keep calling me that? I am your brother!
* ???? and Magna arrive in a metallic room with multiple monitors
* 9:01TheEnderGamerSreegee: You're a Maylleo, I can tell.
* 9:01Finn168719Finn goes to Sralleo's bedroom and sees the actual Sralleo tied to ropes
* Finn cuts the ropes to free the actual Sralleo
* 9:03TheEnderGamerSralleo: Thanks. That was weird.
* Sralleo cuts the ropes to free Srushee
* 9:03User909M.Weegeepeed: So, what is this about?
* Weegeepede
* 9:03TheEnderGamerSralleo: He must have used a hologram to conceal us and make us think we're somewhere else.
* 9:04Beckitten27Beck: wow, this day just keeps getting weirder and weirder
* 9:04Finn168719A Fakeinn named Gentle Finn, and a Shrek Barbarian named Heavy appeared in front of "Sralleo"
* Gentle Finn: G-o. a-way.
* Which Heavy was the companion of Gentle Finn
* 9:05Hiddenlich????: Have you ever heard of a human named the Lone Lich?
* 9:06User909M.Weegeepede: The Lone Lich...i've heard someone mentioning him
* 9:06TheEnderGamerSralleo: Fakers. Now I know why Shedew has so much trouble.
* Sralleo throws "Sralleo" out the window
* 9:07Beckitten27Beck: ok... that was weird
* 9:08Hiddenlich????: Sometime during your lifespan, you were at his grave
* 9:08Finn168719Heavy: Naptime! \*shoots a missile at "Sralleo"
* 9:08TheEnderGamer"Sralleo" blows up
* 9:08Hiddenlich????: Along with someone named "Jakyll"
* 9:09Finn168719"Sralleo" 's limbs were flying around
* User909 has left the chat.
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 9:10Finn168719Heavy: Heavy hope we find milk of human kindness soon.
* 9:10TheEnderGamerSreegee: What was that?
* 9:10User909M.Weegeepede: I never heard of Jakyll
* 9:10TheEnderGamerSreegee goes outside and sees the limbs and bones of "Sralleo"
* Sreegee: Huh.
* Sralleo looks out the window
* 9:10Hiddenlich????: Are you sure?
* 9:10TheEnderGamerSralleo: Hey brother!
* 9:10Beckitten27Beck: and that's why you don't impersonate people
* 9:11TheEnderGamerSreegee: There you are!
* Sreegee walks into Sralleo's room
* Sralleo: Someone was trying to conceal us and kill us.
* 9:11User909M.Weegeepede: Yes.
* 9:11Finn168719Finn: Because Gentle Geor- err Finn, and Stro- err Heavy will kill them.
* Finn: If they tried to impersonate.
* 9:13Hiddenlich????: Well
* ????: Have you ever heard of the ancient Tusken legend, of the Falling Stars?
* 9:14User909M.Weegeepede: No
* 9:14Finn168719Gentle Finn was based on Gentle George on Crazy crazy Wasteland Fallout 4 video, while Heavy was based on Strong in Fallout 4
* from Fallout 4\*
* 9:14TheEnderGamerk
* 9:14Beckitten27Beck: now what?
* 9:15Finn168719Crazy Crazy Commonwealth\*
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDb9b9OGwcI
* 9:15TheEnderGamerSreegee: Well where did the slimes go?
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 9:16WaluigiofthegodsHey
* 9:16User909Hi
* 9:16Beckitten27hi!
* 9:16Finn168719Hello
* 9:16Hiddenlich????: The legend states that over an eon ago, a group of dying stars fell from the skies of many Earths
* 9:17Finn168719Finn: What should we do to the burned corpse over there? \*points at Simon's corpse\*
* 9:17Sling KingHi
* Sling King: Throw it away
* 9:18Finn168719Finn: Great idea!
* 9:18Sling KingSling King: Or leave it
* 9:18Beckitten27Beck: i'm not sure, maybe the slimes would like it
* 9:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Don't.
* 9:18User909M.Weegeepede listens carefully
* 9:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:He's my friend.
* 9:18Finn168719Finn throws Simon's corpse to the dumpster
* 9:18Beckitten27Beck: then again.. i'm not so sure that's a good idea anymore
* 9:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Nooooooooo
* 9:18Sling KingSling King: Dude, his pants are probably wet
* 9:19Beckitten27Beck: no surprise there
* 9:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm really sad now.
* 9:19Sling KingSling King: Why?
* 9:19Hiddenlich????: These stars held darkness
* 9:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:My friend is dead.
* 9:20Hiddenlich????: They were barely recognizable
* 9:20Finn168719Gentle Finn: We can do this the hard way!
* Gentle Finn: I will count it to 1..2...3...
* 9:20Sling KingSling King: I can revive him
* 9:20WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*starts crying\*
* 9:20Finn168719Heavy: Three Three three! \*bashes Canada's face\*
* 9:20Hiddenlich????: Three individual people went to uncover the mystery behind the stars
* 9:20WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Reviving him would be a waste of time.
* 9:21Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry for you.
* 9:21TheEnderGamerCanada pees himself
* 9:21Hiddenlich????: Two of them disintegrated, and become one with the stars
* 9:21TheEnderGamerFrom sadness
* 9:21Finn168719Gentle Finn hits Canada with a super sledge
* 9:21Beckitten27Beck: ... really?!
* 9:21Hiddenlich????: But one was successful.
* 9:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*cries louder\*
* Brb
* 9:22Hiddenlich????: She was able to communicate with the star, verbally, mentally, and even physically
* 9:22TheEnderGamerSralleo: What happened?
* Sreegee: Simon and Jesse got killed because they tried to kill the slimes
* 9:22Hiddenlich????: As she looked into the star, it mirrored her reflection
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 9:24Hiddenlich????: Until she became bone, and then ash
* 9:24Beckitten27Beck: i'm actually getting kind of bored...
* Sling King has left the chat.
* 9:24Hiddenlich????: The star went on into the village, and continued her life for her. So did the other stars
* 9:25Finn168719Shaimond: Did you kill my king Simon!
* 9:25Hiddenlich????: Billions of years later, the peoples of this galaxy have access to genetic material of virtually any race
* 9:26Finn168719Gentle Finn: Not sure, i always get the names of the people i killed.
* 9:26TheEnderGamerSreegee: Maybe we can play with the slimes. They look kinda bored
* 9:26Hiddenlich????: How does this legend connect to this fact?
* 9:26Finn168719Shaimond: Did you think that our King's death is a joke!
* 9:26Hiddenlich????: Well, this was not an isolated event.
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 9:26TheEnderGamerSreegee goes to a pet store
* 9:26Finn168719Gentle Finn: Yes!
* 9:26TheEnderGamerSo does Sralleo and Srushee
* 9:26Hiddenlich????: Multiple civilizations, both extinct and living, have similar tales passed off as fairy tales or folklore
* 9:26Finn168719Shaimond: Son of a b\*tch... We'll see who will have the last laugh...
* 9:27Beckitten27Beck: don't leave me here!
* 9:27Finn168719Shaimond sleeps on the couch
* 9:27Sling Kingwhat do i do
* 9:27TheEnderGamerSreegee: You can come too. Hop on Srushee.
* 9:27User909M.Weegeepede: So?
* 9:27Beckitten27Beck: ok. \*hops on\*
* 9:27Sling KingSling King: Me?
* 9:28Finn168719Gentle Finn tries to pickpocket Shaimond but gets caught, causing Shaimond to get up only to get his head crushed by Heavy's nailed plank
* Heavy: Look at me in the eyes as you die!
* 9:28Hiddenlich????: And ironically, a gene, known as the Vakarian Paradellum, exists within all of the current leading forces of this universe
* 9:28TheEnderGamerSreegee and Sralleo are on Srushee already BTW
* 9:28Finn168719Gentle Finn: \*In heavy's voice\* We're like good team!
* 9:29TheEnderGamerSrushee runs towards a pet shop
* 9:29Hiddenlich????: From humans, to Klingon, to Hydregs, and Arlics. Even the Spaghettarians supposably have it
* 9:29TheEnderGamerSreegee: We're here.
* Sreegee and Sralleo jump to the ground
* 9:29User909M.Weegeepede: They're 1% spaghetti
* 9:29Beckitten27Beck: \*gets off\* so why are we here?
* 9:29Sling KingI have nothing to do
* 9:30Hiddenlich????: When this gene was traced back millions of generations, a precursor race was found
* 9:30TheEnderGamerSralleo: To buy toys for the slimes
* 9:31Beckitten27Beck: that makes sense
* 9:31TheEnderGamerSreegee, Sralleo, Beck, and Srushee walk into the pet store
* Beck, I just wanna say, your profile pic really fits you
* And it's adorable
* 9:32Hiddenlich????: Scientists call this precursor race Prähistorische unsterblichen
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 9:32Sling Kingwv
* 9:32WaluigiofthegodsBack
* 9:32Sling Kingwb
* 9:32Finn168719wb
* 9:32TheEnderGamerwb
* 9:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*cries\* This is the worst day ever !
* 9:33TheEnderGamerWOTG
* 9:33Waluigiofthegodswhat?
* 9:33Hiddenlich????: The gene was speculated to have been of a race able to create endless copies of itself without losing genetic material
* 9:33TheEnderGamerYou can just pretend that Simon and Jesse never tried to kill the slimes
* 9:33Hiddenlich????: Hence the name
* 9:33Beckitten27thank you!
* 9:33WaluigiofthegodsNo, they're already dead and have been put in a dumpster.
* 9:34Finn168719A weird Simonese civilian in the name of Shaimond showed up questioning A Fakeinn if he killed Simon Jarret and a Fakeinn acts sarcastic
* And then Shaimond gets angry so much that he slept on the couch
* 9:35Hiddenlich????: Scientists call them Prehistoric Immortals, Tuskens call them Shapeshifting Deities, Deegists call them demons, Vortigaunts call them Wanderers, but we call them Liches
* 9:35TheEnderGamerYou're welcome
* 9:35User909M.Weegeepede: That's awkward...as far as i know, nothing in our universe is created, everything is transformed, save when gods are involved
* 9:35TheEnderGamerSreegee: Maybe they'll like this ball.
* 9:35Finn168719And then Shaimond caughts a Fakeinn in the name of Gentle Finn pickpocketing and gets up only to get his head destroyed by Heavy
* 9:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Now what to do we do?
* 9:36Finn168719Which Heavy said "Look at me in the eyes as you die!"
* 9:36Beckitten27Beck: i hope so, they deserve it
* 9:36Sling KingI litterally have nothing to do
* 9:36TheEnderGamerSreegee grabs the tennis ball and puts it in a shopping basket
* Yes you do
* 9:37Hiddenlich????: If the Tusken Legend is to be deciphered into modern translation, the Liches at one point could shape shift into an entirely different race
* 9:37TheEnderGamerInfact you're doing something right now that you can do
* 9:37Hiddenlich????: No limitations on the anatomical differences
* 9:37Sling KingI mean in the rp you
* 9:37TheEnderGamerOk then
* 9:37Finn168719Canada sees the pile of corpses that are Branadas
* 9:38User909M.Weegeepede: So there could be Liches between us
* ?
* 9:38TheEnderGamerSralleo: They'll probably like this rubber bone too
* 9:38Hiddenlich????: Essentially, we are all Liches
* ????: Or of a Lich-like origin
* 9:38WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But what do I do!?
* 9:39TheEnderGamerSralleo: What do you think, Beck?
* 9:39Hiddenlich????: Some races have more common traits than others, but that's besides the point
* 9:39User909M.Weegeepede: Ohh...but i'm a robot
* 9:39Hiddenlich????: Who is your creator?
* 9:39Beckitten27Beck: i think so.
* 9:39TheEnderGamerSralleo: Ok
* Sralleo puts the bone in the basket
* 9:40User909M.Weegeepede: He was also a robot, but he was organic one day...but then he had an accident at his lab and had to use a robotic body
* 9:40Hiddenlich????: Who was his creator then?
* 9:40TheEnderGamerSrushee points to a squeaky toy
* 9:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'll just eat some pancakes to feel better \*pours maple syrup on pancakes\*
* 9:41Sling KingA guy with a hat walks to Canada
* 9:41User909M.Weegeepede: Himself. He was organic but turned himself into a robot
* M.Weegeepede: I'm missing the point, am i not?
* 9:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Who are you?
* 9:41TheEnderGamerGuy in hat: Hey, you want some Krokoweedmethmethcaine?
* 9:41Hiddenlich????: Ah. When he was organic what was his species?
* Beckitten27 has left the chat.
* 9:42User909M.Weegeepede: A fakegee
* 9:42TheEnderGamerawww
* 9:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No, I'm eating pancakes with maple syrup on them.
* 9:42Hiddenlich????: Geemans are closer to the Prähistorische unsterblichen on the phylogenetic tree than more other races
* Most
* Most races
* 9:43TheEnderGamerGuy in hat: I'm sure they'll taste better with some Krokomethweedcaine
* !
* 9:43Hiddenlich????: The modern day Liches that have breeder with the Geemans and Humans have somehow created fertile offspring
* 9:43WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Leave me the f\*\*k alone, I'm sad right now.
* 9:44Hiddenlich
* Breeded
* 9:44TheEnderGamerGuy in hat: You'll feel better with some Krokomethweedcaine!
* 9:44User909
* Bred
* 9:44Finn168719Finn: And the Simonese was in chaos after Simon died.
* 9:44HiddenlichAh yes
* 9:44Sling KingA guy with a hat: HEY!
* A guy with a hat: Get out!
* A guy with a hat: Want some maple syrup?
* 9:45TheEnderGamerGuy with hat: Nah he'll be better with some Krokoweedcaine!
* 9:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No! I already have some maple syrup!
* 9:46Hiddenlich????: Enough with my history lesson
* 9:46Sling KingA guy with a hat: I have a crate full of 'em
* 9:46Hiddenlich????: Have you ever communicated with any Lich
* 9:46Sling KingA guy with a hat: For free
* 9:47User909M.Weegeepede: No. I have heard about one, but i never got to contact him.
* 9:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Do you two want to see me chug maple syrup?
* 9:49Hiddenlich????: Hmm...
* 9:49Finn168719Finn: Aren't you going to deal with the civil war in your sh\*tverse?
* 9:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No, the king is dead.
* 9:50Finn168719Finn: But your just a Vice King!
* 9:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I know.
* 9:50Hiddenlich???? presses a button on his helmet
* 9:51Sling KingA guy with a hat: Yes!
* 9:51Hiddenlich????: Shanakai uma t'che. Hasa toteto wasatatatata!
* 9:51Sling KingA guy with a hat: I wanna see it!
* 9:51User909M.Weegeepede: ...
* 9:51Hiddenlich???? presses the button again
* 9:51WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok \*begins chugging maple syrup\*
* 9:52Hiddenlich????: That's all of the questions I have for you then
* 9:52User909M.Weegeepede: Ehhh...ok
* 9:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada finishes chugging the maple syrup and throws the bottle
* Canada:Wa-ho!
* 9:54Sling KingA guy with a hat: By the way, restrooms are across the street
* 9:54User909M.Weegeepede stands up
* 9:54WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No, I'm fine. We need more people to be the audience.
* 9:55User909M.Weegeepede goes toward the shuttl
* shuttle
* 9:55Sling KingA guy with a hat: I'm gonna call the other guy
* 9:56User909And then he takes off towards Sreegee's house
* 9:56Sling KingA guy with a hat calls Guy with hat
* 9:57TheEnderGamerSreegee: What's that over there?
* Guy with hat: Hello? You want some Krokoweedcaine?
* 9:59Finn168719Finn: Man i'm tired.
* Finn: Are there any beds around there?
* 9:59User909M.Weegeepede: So, how are the slimes doing?
* 9:59Finn168719here?\*
* Finn: Sreegee brought them toys.
* 10:00TheEnderGamerSreegee: We got back and now they're playing with their toys
* The slimes are playing with the toys and are giggling happily
* 10:00User909M.Weegeepede: Cool. Are they well-fed?
* 10:01Sling KingA guy with a hat: No, come here.
* 10:01Hiddenlich
* Someone knocks on the door of Sreegee's house
* 10:01WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*chugs another bottle of maple syrup\*
* 10:01TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yes, we got some food for them
* Guy with hat walks to where A guy with a hat is
* 10:01Sling KingA guy with a hat: This guy can drink.
* A guy with a hat: Keep going
* 10:01Finn168719Finn: And that weird Simon look alike was killed by a Friendly uncivilized Shrek Barbarian.
* 10:02Hiddenlich
* The door bell rings
* 10:02Finn168719Finn points at the Headless corpse of Shaimond
* 10:02TheEnderGamerSreegee opens the door
* brb
* 10:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*drinks a third bottle of maple syrup\*
* 10:04Sling KingA guy with a hat: There is only 197 left
* 10:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I gotta pee!
* 10:04HiddenlichThe Assailant walks in, along with two Tusken Raiders with Mandalorian armor torsos
* 10:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Where's the bathroom!?
* 10:05User909M.Weegeepede: ...
* 10:05Finn168719Finn: Mandos...
* 10:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I drank 3 bottles of maple syrup, now it wants out!
* 10:05Finn168719Finn: Gotta go get some coffee
* Finn walks to the kitchen to get Coffee
* 10:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada puts his hands in his crotch
* 10:06Finn168719Finn came back with a cup of coffee and drinks it
* Finn: And it's already night!
* Finn looks at the window to see a Night Sky
* 10:07WaluigiofthegodsCanada:The maple syrup wants out!
* 10:08Finn168719Finn: I remembered when Canada took a sh\*t in Sreegee's mouth.
* 10:08WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I know.
* 10:09Sling KingA guy with a hat: Told you, restroom is across the street
* 10:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok, but it's locked.
* 10:10HiddenlichAssailant: We need information on Jakyll Orydal.
* 10:12Sling KingA guy with a hat: There's another one over there
* 10:12Finn168719Finn: What happens if we don't?
* 10:12HiddenlichAssailant ignites his lightsaber
* 10:12Finn168719Finn: Let me guess, kill.
* 10:12User909M.Weegeepede: I already gave all the information i had
* 10:12WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok \*goes into bathroom\*
* 10:12Finn168719Finn: I know a Yoshi Cupcrake's weakness.
* 10:12TheEnderGamerback
* 10:13HiddenlichAssailant: That's not what I am asking.
* 10:13TheEnderGamerSreegee: I don't know anything about this Jakyll.
* 10:13Finn168719Finn: Okay.
* 10:13User909M.Weegeepede: Plus, you're standing in a room full of unnecessarily heavily armed people. I wouldn't do that if i was you
* 10:14Finn168719Finn: I remembered when my 7734th MKI Clone tried to call him about this weird incident.
* Finn: Which he told me.
* 10:14Sling Kingwb
* 10:15Finn168719Finn: Which my 7734th MKI Clone was usually a Jedi Master...
* 10:15Sling KingA guy with a hat: Come on, drink more.
* 10:15HiddenlichAssailant: Continue
* 10:15Finn168719Finn: Which is about the Darkness One.
* 10:15WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok, that feels so better. \*begins chugging a fourth bottle of maple syrup\*
* 10:15Finn168719Finn: Which he tried to call him in but there are no answers.
* Finn: Back when i wasn
* wasn't a King yet\*
* 10:17TheEnderGamerSreegee: This is intresting information Finn
* 10:17Sling KingA guy with a hat: I wanna chug too.
* A guy with a hat: Hey, you chug some.
* 10:17Finn168719Finn: I would chug some Coke.
* 10:17Sling KingA guy with a hat chugs maple syrup
* 10:17HiddenlichAssailant: We're compromised
* Assailant slices up the Two Tusken Bounty Hunters
* 10:18Waluigiofthegods3 bottles of maple syrup later
* 10:18Hiddenlich
* Tusken Raiders have flooded the yard, again
* 10:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Eighth bottle \*chugs\*
* 10:19Finn168719Finn: Stupid Tusken Raiders... Now i will have to take off the scope of my Sniper Rifle and shoot them like i was using a Hunting Rifle
* 10:19HiddenlichThis time Tusken Branadas and Iron Jesses are helping out
* 10:19Sling KingA guy with a hat: 4th.
* A guy with a hat: I have a really large bladder.
* A guy with a hat keeps chugging
* 10:20Finn168719Finn starts shooting the Tusken Branadas with a Rifle
* 10:20HiddenlichSralleo: WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM WITH US?
* 10:20Finn168719Gentle Finn: Your still alive!
* 10:20HiddenlichSralleo: SERIOUSLY! WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO THEM!
* 10:20WaluigiofthegodsCanada puts his hands and legs in his crotch
* 10:20Hiddenlich
* ?
* 10:20WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I really, really really need to pee!
* 10:20Finn168719Heavy hits "Sralleo" with a supersledge
* 10:20TheEnderGamerSreegee: It's a clone of Sraylleo!
* 10:21Hiddenlich
* Furniture is used to block the hole in the wall, and all of the broken windows
* 10:21Sling KingA guy with a hat: Go back in.
* 10:21HiddenlichSralleo: Brother... what did I ever do to... you....
* Sralleo dies
* 10:21Sling KingA guy with a hat: I'll keep chugging
* 10:21Finn168719Heavy: You see me as you die!
* 10:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:One more. \*chugs another bottle of maple syrup\*
* Canada:\*groans\*
* 10:22TheEnderGamerSralleo: Well, that was strange.
* 10:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada wets his pants
* Canada:Oh no.
* Canada
* 10:22TheEnderGamerSralleo throws "Sralleo" in the dumpster
* 10:23WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I gotta hold it for those two's entertainment.
* 10:23HiddenlichThe Assailant is becoming overwhelmed by the number of Tuskens
* 10:23Finn168719Finn: Why not pee at the Tuskens!
* 10:24WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But that's what R Kelly did!
* 10:24Sling KingA guy with a hat: I think you need new pants, there's an outfit shop over there, or go to that drycleaners.
* 10:25WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I don't think my bladder can hold it much longer.
* 10:25Finn168719Yoko appears in Sreegee's house
* 10:26Hiddenlich
* The front of Canada's underpants is wearing away from the amount of incidents Canada has had
* 10:26Sling KingA guy with a hat: Go to the bathroom first then
* 10:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok, but the bathroom's occupied!
* 10:27Sling KingA guy with a hat: The other one, here's the key.
* 10:28TheEnderGamerSreegee: Hello Yoko.
* 10:28Finn168719Yoko: Hello there, i'm feeling tired today.
* 10:28WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok \*goes into the other bathroom\*
* Canada:You look hot Yoko!
* 10:28Finn168719Finn: Can i sleep in the bedroom?
* Yoko: ...
* 10:29Sling Kingbrb
* 10:29WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Feels so good. \*leaves the bathroom\*
* 10:29Finn168719Finn: \*thinking\*... Why do they tried to take my girlfriend who is now 15 away from me who is still 16 years old...
* Finn: \*thinking\* And i know i'm still the youngest ruler at all but hey i learned how to become a ruler when i just roleplayed with people who had Leadership skills.
* 10:31WaluigiofthegodsFinn? Your 16 years old?
* 10:31Finn168719He is offically 16 years old in Adventure Time
* Because i checked the Wiki
* 10:32WaluigiofthegodsOh.
* I thought it was in real life.
* 10:33TheEnderGamerAnd so Anime Finn is 16 too
* 10:33Finn168719Yep as of 2015
* 10:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*chugs another bottle of maple syrup\*
* 10:33Finn168719And he may be 17 in June 15
* 10:34User909"may"
* 10:34Finn168719will\*
* Yea i accidentally put may instead of will
* 10:35Sling Kingback
* 10:35Hiddenlich
* A Tusken Raider fights the Assailant with this:
* 10:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Does anyone wanna see me chug maple syrup?
* 10:36Sling KingA guy with a tie: Me!
* 10:36HiddenlichCanadia: DOOZ ET FOR DEH MEHMEZ!
* 10:36Finn168719Finn: No thanks, i need to sleep now.
* Finn goes to Sreegee's bedroom to sleep on the ground
* 10:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Sure!
* Canada:Tenth bottle \*chugs\*
* 10:38Finn168719Yoko: Ugh.
* 10:38Sling KingA guy with a hat: 23rd bottle!
* A guy with a hat keep chugging
* 10:38Finn168719Yoko goes to Sreegee's bedroom to sleep on a chair
* Yoko gets unconfortable with a chair and decides to sleep on the foor 20 inches away from Finn
* Finn: Goodnight.
* Yoko: Goodnight.
* 10:39TheEnderGamerSreegee: Oi why are you sleeping in my room?
* 10:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:More! \*chugs twenty-fourth bottle\*
* 10:40Sling King5 hours later
* 10:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:40th bottle.
* Canada is seen ouside of Finn's house chugging maple syrup
* 10:42Finn168719Um, Finn wasn't in his house
* He just slept over
* 10:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Gotta go!
* 10:43Sling KingA guy with a hat: See you tomorrow!
* A guy with a hat sleeps in his car
* 10:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*goes into the bathroom\*
* 10:45Hiddenlich
* The car is in the garage, due to the battle that is occurring outside
* 10:45Sling KingA guy with a hat goes out of his car to buy a drink
* A guy with a hat: I have more maple syrup crates
* 10:45Hiddenlich
* A guy with a hate notices the mountainous corpse piles
* 10:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Whoa, i drank 41 bottles of maple syrup, that's a world record!
* 10:46Hiddenlich(Bob) : Nope
* 10:46Sling KingA guy with a hat: Ok.
* 10:46HiddenlichFat Boy Bob: 121!
* Fat Boy Bob: That's me!
* 10:47Sling KingA guy with a hat: It is, i drank only 36
* 10:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh hell no! Do you got anymore maple syrup guy with a hat?
* 10:48Finn168719Finn wakes up
* 10:48Hiddenlich
* There is a horrible smell coming from outside
* 10:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada:GOOD MORNING FINN \*plans a horn in Finn's ear\*
* 10:49Finn168719Finn: Ow!
* Finn covers his ear
* 10:49Sling KingA guy with a hat: Call me Franx, and also yeah, i got more
* 10:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok, be right back Finn!
* Canada:Too bad Simon wasn't here, he would be proud.
* Canada:\*drinks his 42nd bottle of maple syrup\*
* 10:51Finn168719Yoko wakes up due to the horn
* 10:51HiddenlichFat Boy Bob drinks his 122nd bottle
* 10:51Sling KingA guy with a hat: I can revive him.
* A guy with a hat: Hey! Get out!
* 10:52WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But that's too expensive.
* 10:52Sling KingA guy with a hat: Stop stealing the syrup!
* 10:52HiddenlichFat Boy Bob: I am not stealing your syrup! This is mine!
* 10:52Sling KingA guy with a hat: No, i know a guy richer than DTgee
* 10:52WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Luckily i got this gigantic sized maple syrup bottle.
* 10:53Sling KingA guy with a hat: Well, we broke a record, wanna break the PANCAKE eating record?
* 10:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No, I'm fine.
* 10:53Sling KingA guy with a hat: I'll break it
* 10:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Fine!
* 10:54Sling KingA guy with a hat brings out pancakes
* 10:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok, first plate of pancakes.
* 10:55Hiddenlich
* A lightsaber flies through an uncovered window
* 10:55Sling KingA guy with a hat stacks pancakes
* 10:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok, im already done.
* Canada:That was as easy as hell!
* 10:55Sling KingA guy with a hat starts eating 2 by 2 pancakes
* A guy with a hat: Ok, can you stand a special pancake?
* A guy with a hat: WAFFLES
* 10:56WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yes. \*eats the waffle\*
* 10:56User909i gotta go
* forever
* jk
* bye
* 10:56Sling Kingbye
* A guy with a hat: Can you stand 500 degrees toast?
* User909 has left the chat.
* 10:57Sling KingA guy with a hat eats one
* 10:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Sure
* 10:57Sling KingA guy with a hat: They are reeeeealllly hot
* 10:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Luckily i got this enormous sized pancake.
* Canada:\*begins eating the enormous pancake\*
* 10:58Sling KingA guy with a hat: Ok, well, that was like breakfast.
* 10:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Mm, that was delicious.
* 10:59Sling KingA guy with a hat: Yup
* A guy with a hat: Wanna play Maple Syrup brawl?
* A guy with a hat: It's a great game
* 11:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm full right now.