Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 2

**Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 2** is the second chapter in Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1.

## Synopsis

Midihr Westforth arrives at Worthyzone, where he quickly wins a position as a staff member. A handsome security guard king, Decimbo, lunges at him to block his employment but Midihr defeats him with a number of strange physical attacks from his Oak 5B Sticks. Several goons learn about Westforth’s sudden victory and spread rumors throughout the kingdom. Jago is upstairs receiving fellatio from an associate when he learns about Westforth’s appearance from Leonard Pennron Pickerton. Jago calls several managers, goons and HR to fight Westforth, including Buttblaster, a cute young homosexual man who farts flamethrowers and rainbows.

Downstairs, Midihr is pummeled with questions about schedules, events, and sexually harassed by various strange women. He takes one woman’s phone number and schedules a date with her before being challenged by Buttblaster. The attractive young man unleashes gas that chokes Westforth, including making him work for a few minutes in Pack Department where Gorge Gaiden reigns with other seemingly unfriendly people. After barely defeating Buttblaster and escaping his perception magic, Westforth seeks out a new pair of drumsticks forged by mean old ladies. Meanwhile, engineers, processors, pardoners and other goons squeal and are fed pig slop as they curse pictures of Damon Packley and the other HR Rage Knights. Gorge Gaiden and Jago approach Ops Manager Katie Bunson and warns her that Damon Packley isn’t inside the building, but he may have unleashes a number of Damon Packley clones to pick on them all.

Cursing this revelation, Katie Bunson recounts her merged counterparts of both Shamson and Paladin Kirstin Holystar. She hopes to bring Damon Packley into Pack Single Women’s Department by force, where the same angry disdainful employees will hopefully bully him into resignation or having a breakdown and being terminated.

Several goons and others kill Damon Packley clones who make them believe they’re “the real ugly man nobody likes”. After learning they’re *fakes,* One older woman fantasizes about Packley running into the entire Pack Department just like on December 24th with the possibility of double-summoning an unfriendly Terri Toth from Villains Are Everywhere Comics, who (unlike his Universe B2 counterpart) is quite passive-aggressive, unwilling to answer a question about grey superhero counterparts and insults regular customers because “they’re ugly” even after spending over $239. The old woman becomes so giddy, she suffers a nosebleed as she grins.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*