El Luchador Mejor

**Background**

The Greatest Guy at Wrestling in the History of Our Great Sport, or The Greatest Wrestler as he's more commonly referred, is an American professional wrestler currently under contract to Quarantine Action Wrestling.

He's known for his finisher, The Greatest Wrestling Maneuver We’ve Ever Had The Privilege to Witness, as well as signature moves Such Great Heights and Great Expectations.

The Greatest Wrestler studied wrestling at Stuart Blart's Basement Prison in Calgary, North Carolina before joining Cattle Riot Wrestling (also run by Stuart Blart). Having won accolades and titles so numerous and well-known that it would be insulting to list them, The Greatest Wrestler moved on to Quarantine Action Wrestling.

**Arrival in QAW**

Upon entering QAW, The Greatest Wrestler established his presence with a win over Le Magnifique Nordique in the Road to Total Shutdown in a match Le Magnifique Nordique still disputes as having happened to this day. He then declared his entry for and failed to win the Total Shutdown Championship Rumble.

Upset at the number of gimmicky characters he was forced to compete with in a match that couldn't be won on wrestling skill alone, The Greatest Wrestler declared his intention to simultaneously wrestle both Maxulon and The Doctor. QAW insisted upon a tag team partner, so The Greatest Wrestler accepted the offer of Boston's Biggest Bad Boy James Melloni to be his partner. The pair lost after The Doctor caused The Greatest to tap out and the team was dissolved with Melloni wishing The Greatest Wrestler well.

Following that loss, The Falcon challenged The Greatest Wrestler over the alleged appropriation of The Falcon Arrow for The Greatest Wrestling Maneuver We’ve Ever Had The Privilege to Witness. The Greatest Wrestler was unable to hit The Greatest Wrestling Maneuver We’ve Ever Had The Privilege to Witness on The Falcon, but did severely maim his wing en route to defeating him with Great Expectations.

Next, The Greatest Wrestler was named number one contender to the New England States Heritage Championship, held by Mike Diesel. A match on Pandemic for the title was thrown out after interference from Le Magnifique Nordique, who was added to a Triple Threat Match for the title at Essential Business. Diesel pinned Nordique, leaving The Greatest Wrestler angry about not figuring into the finish of his own title shot.

**The Deadly Fred Rivalry and introduction of El Mejor Luchador**

The Greatest Wrestler then reluctantly wrestled Deadly Fred. During that match, The Greatest Wrestler's fears were confirmed as he became infected and sick during the match which he lost by countout due to both illness and head trauma. QAW ruled that Deadly Fred and The Greatest Wrestler could only wrestle one another if they wanted to continue to compete. The sick duo had a rematch, won by the Greatest Wrestler though both were ill.

During his illness, The Greatest Wrestler attempted to find a way to wrestle again in an elimination chamber match for the Intergalactic Title held by Le Magnifique Nordique. He was unable to receive medical clearance and was replaced by El Mejor Luchador, who some think is just The Greatest Wrestler in a mask due to his seeming to be sick during the match and thusly quickly eliminated. Also, he looked just like The Greatest Wrestler, but in a mask. Also, he used The Greatest Wrestler's entrance theme. Also, he wore the Greatest Wrestler's ring gear. Also, he used the Greatest Wrestler's moveset.

The Greatest Wrestler sought a cure for the illness from Maxulon, who declined to help as he was a wizard and not a cleric. So The Greatest Wrestler sought help from The Reverend, but his response was that he was a cleric and not a doctor. Finally, The Greatest Wrestler was able to get a cure from The Doctor if he could also bring Deadly Fred in for the cure. The Greatest Wrestler defeated Deadly Fred in a Cabin in the Woods match during Second Wave and brought him to The Doctor.

**The Fading of The Greatest Wrestler and the Rise of El Mejor Luchador**

Having seemingly restored his health, The Greatest Wrestler pinned South Earth's Andy Devlin for entry to the Fauci Surprise Ladder Match. Frustrated again after failure in that match, which was not won by wrestling but by climbing a ladder, The Greatest Wrestler once again lashed out at gimmicks in QAW, substituting El Mejor Luchador as "The North Pole's Greatest Athlete Elf Mejor Luchador" in a match with Lloyd Legacy Sharp when his open challenge was not accepted by a "cartoon character," but a wrestler.

El Mejor Luchador continued to wrestle for The Greatest Wrestler under gimmicky identities such as "El Mejor Luchadozer: QAW's Bluest Collar" and "El Mejor Tom," because "QAW loves a space gimmick."

After The Greatest Wrestler failed to defeat Jacques LeRoux and lost a pre-show battle royale at Labor Pains, El Mejor Luchador appeared to him and demanded to "drive," saying he'd take care of battle royale winner George Bounchie and the other "circus acts" his way.

**Major Waste**

El Mejor Luchador surprisingly formed a team with George Bounchie called Major Waste. They defeated Animal Farm and in the process began to form a friendship. Around this time, George Bounchie's wife, Trash Wife, began to receive mysterious love letters. El Mejor Luchador promised to help Bounchie find who sent the letters.

Major Waste failed to defeat RIPBS when El Mejor Luchador watched It: Chapter 2 and decided the Ritual of Chud could be used to defeat their manager, The Clown. Having not watched the rest of It: Chapter 2 and therefore failing to realize the ritual fails, RIPBS defeated Major Waste.

Bounchie, however, did have enough leftover anti-undead energy from the ritual to get a win over Eddie Cation, who is a ghost. El Mejor Luchador was very pleased at this outcome.

El Mejor Luchador as a solo wrestler defeated Don't Touch Our Nuts, after befriending Steve the Squirrel and convincing him to change DTON's moveset to something easily defeated.

As Major Waste's friendship grew, they were entered in the Menlo Park Invitational with a first round bye awarded to them by the Governor of New Jersey.

They fought the Gentlemen of Jungle Magic to a draw, in spite of El Mejor Luchador's insistence that it was The Beautiful Dude who had been courting Trash Wife, who was now pregnant.

Major Waste lost the Menlo Park Invitational finals at Scared Circle, and it was soon after revealed that Trash Wife's baby was also El Mejor Luchador's baby, a shocking betrayal of the friendship that had been expressed on the car ride to the hospital for the delivery.