Behavior Card Day (Daisy Duck version)

It was behavior card day at Daisy Duck and Minnie Mouse's school. Professor Ludwig Von Drake said, "Good morning, class! I'm sure you all know where Mr. Water Rat has gone."

"No, Professor." said the students.

"Well, he got poorly with the flu bug." said Professor Von Drake, "So, I will be taking over as a Behavior Card Day substitute. Let's start with the behavior card day! I already handed your behavior cards out to your desks. Some cards are good, and some cards are bad.

"Um...um...um...um...um...um, I got a black card!" cried Daisy when she looked at her black card, "Professor Von Drake, can I please have one more chance?"

"Absolutely not, Daisy Duck!" shouted Professor Von Drake, "You have been the worst student ever! Go to the principal's office right now! And take your card with you!"

Daisy was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.

Minnie was next to get her behavior card. "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This must have been a dream," she said. "I have gotten a rainbow card! So that means I must be a very good student, right, Professor Von Drake?"

"That is totally correct, Minnie!" smiled Professor Von Drake, "You have been the best student in the world! You have the rest of your life off! You may go to the principal's office and show him the card."

Minnie was so happy that she merrily skipped out of the classroom.

Pete, Negaduck, and Taurus Bulba came third. "Aww, snap!" Pete exclaimed in disgust, "Me, Negaduck, and Taurus Bulba each got a red card! What is the meaning of this?"

"Well, Pete, Negaduck, and Taurus Bulba," Professor Von Drake explained. "You three got a suspension for four months! Get out right now! I don't want to see you three ever again!"

Pete, Negaduck, and Taurus Bulba were so angry that they stomped out of the classroom.

Fourth came Goofy. "Not bad," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "I got a white card. I guess nothing happens, right?"

"That's right, Goofy." said Professor Von Drake, "Nothing happens to you. At least you tried your best. You may stay here."

Goofy stayed put.

Sean Kingston came fifth. "Hey! What is this? An orange card? But, how is that possible? I demand you to give me a rainbow card immediately!" he shouted, "Or else, I will throw all of the school objects at your face!"

Professor Von Drake shook his head. "Never for the 100th time, Sean Kingston!" he shouted, "You actually deserve it for taking a picture of your "D" and throwing temper tantrums! The orange card means you get three hours of detention! Go to the detention room right now, or else!"

Sean was so angry that he stomped out of the classroom.

Lord Tirek was sixth. He was crying and whining and throwing a temper tantrum about his card. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I got a gold medal card!" he moaned.

"That is correct, Lord Tirek!" said Professor Von Drake angrily, "You threw a hissy fit over the packed lunches your mom made especially for you! For that, you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!"

Tirek ran out of the classroom in tears.

*Ten minutes later...*

When Flash Sentry got a bubblegum pink card (Which was five whole years off), he got very happy. "Holy sweet, bubbly goodness!" he exclaimed, "I got a bubblegum pink card!"

"Wow, Flash Sentry! You have been a super duper student ever!" exclaimed Professor Von Drake, "You got five whole years off! You may go home now!"

Flash Sentry was so happy that he skipped merrily out of the classroom.

When Minnie flew back to Hangman's Tree in Neverland, she showed her card to her father, Basil of Baker Street. He was very happy.

"Well done, Minnie! Your mother, brothers, and I are so proud of you," he said. "You're ungrounded forever! You can go play with the mermaids in Mermaid Lagoon with Danny, Nala, your brothers, and the Lost Jungle Cubs as your reward."

"Thank you so much, Father!" said Minnie, hugging Basil, "You're the most wonderful father in the whole world!"

"You're welcome, Minnie." Basil smiled.

But meanwhile, back in the real world, Daisy got home and showed her card to her own father, Naveen. He was very angry.

"Daisy Arianna Duck Gibson, I can't believe you got a dead meat card and got expelled forever!" Naveen shouted angrily, "Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! And so are Ronno and Scooby-Doo!"

"Yes! I agree with what Naveen said!" Tiana said in agreement with her husband, "We wanted you to become the student of the year, not get expelled and have a dead meat card!"

"You're even worse than Man!" Ronno, Daisy's brother, added.

"And you're one of the troublemakers!" her pet dog, Scooby-Doo, agreed.

"Don't you dare blame this on me!" Daisy retorted angrily, "It was Pete, Negaduck, and Taurus Bulba's fault for telling a tale on me for having sex with Flash!"

Ronno and Scooby-Doo got shocked. Naveen angrily stormed towards Daisy. "For talking smack to your family like that, you're grounded for two whole weeks!" he scolded, "There will be no more TV, no more video games, no more movies, no more 1999 version of "The King and I," no more Warner Brothers movies and TV shows of any kind, no more shopping, no more use of your cell phone, no more sending emails, no more salads, no more ice cream, no more candy, no more soda, no more dessert, no more pizza, no more McDonald's, no more Burger King, no more Zaxby's, no more Taco Bell, no more Subway, no more Wendy's, no more Jack-In-The-Box, no more Steak n' Shake, no more Quizno's, no more Papa John's, no more Domino's Pizza, no more Pizza Hut, no more Sonic Drive In, no more KFC, no more Chick Fil A, no more Arby's, no more Applebee's, no more Sbarro, no more Dunkin Donuts, no more Starbucks, no more A&W, no more Carl's Jr., no more In n' Out, no more Popeye's, no more Chili's, no more Rally's, no more IHOP, no more Dairy Queen, no more Frisch's, no more White Castle, no more Denny's, and no more Fazoli's for you ever again! I hope you have learned your lesson!"

Daisy got even more furious. "Shut up, you stupid jerk!" she yelled, "I hope I will smash your wife's car with an axe!"

That did it! Naveen slapped Daisy very hard, knocking her down. "You're grounded forever for calling your own father a jerk!" he scolded, "Room now, naughty girl!"

"Well, good!" Daisy scolded back after recovering and getting up, "I don't want to see you or even talk to you ever again!" She then stormed upstairs to her room.