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Genesiscide Hospital

**Genesiscide Hospital** is a large hospital located in Genesiscide. It has over 450 beds and a busy ambulance depot, and a heliport was built at the hospital in 2017. It is run fairly effectively by the senior staff, however it has gained notoriety due to many quacks such as Jan Vickers working there; the overall state of the hospital has gotten worse in recent years. It also has a bad reputation for its food; many patients complain of the reheated muck tasting like vomit and instead rely on their relatives to bring them food.

Notable blunders include sending Patrick McCrae to Dundundun Eastern Infirmary for heart surgery that was meant for Caleb McKinnon, incorrectly aligning Michael Sinclair's broken arm, and several botched operations including one meant to restore mobility in Edvard Andersson's injured leg. The inexperienced staff also rudely ignored the latter's heart issues several times. All of the victims now visit Dundundun Eastern Infirmary and Countington Hospital.

Genesiscide Hospital has also been under excessive strain from obese patients, particularly since the opening of a nearby Fat Mart. The hospital staff are campaigning to get the store closed. In May 2016 the hospital changed many of its beds, scanners and surgery tables to oversized ones for fat people.
Hannah Johnston

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**Hannah Johnston** (born December 21st 2000) is a third year student who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Farthead house. She is extremely lazy and always gets in trouble for falling asleep in class, in addition to never doing her homework. Hannah's age would place her in one of the fifth year classes, however her slacking has caused her to be held back in Emma Kenn's third year class, along with Gail Webster and Xiola Wong. Many pupils consider her to be somewhat chavvy, especially as she sometimes insults people behind their backs. She also got her hair cut short before coming out as a lesbian in May 2017.

Hannah is friendly with several girls both in her class and fifth year, and she worked as a supplier in Mae MacDonald's gang The Confidential Cuties Club for a short time after Zoe Kennedy left. However, Mae fired Hannah for being too lazy to do her job reliably, replacing her with Darcie Cantor. She dislikes Alan Ross and Jonathan Beckwith who sometimes pick on her for her laziness, and David Marshall for farting in her face when she tries to sleep near the football field. She has also hated William Fraser ever since Harry Smith sneakily pushed him into her; she still thought it was all William's doing even when Harry admitted it was him.

Hannah has constantly requested to get an Ultimate Mobility Scooter and many other products made by Phat Solutions. However, her parents Emily Johnston and Peter Johnston always refuse as they want to discourage her laziness. She also has a younger sister called Amy Johnston, who is in second year at Colham High School.

## Video game appearances

Hannah appears as an unlockable racer in The Bully: Super Kart GP. She is a member of the medium weight class with her own kart known as the Couch Potato.

## Trivia

* Hannah and Larry Burton were both born on December 21st, although not in the same year.

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Harry Smith and the Disastrous Home Economics Lesson

**Harry Smith and the Disastrous Home Economics Lesson** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in September 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith is sitting on his bed on a Friday morning, feeling angry due to having home economics at school for the last two periods. He will be cooking macaroni, which he hates. He has to remember to bring in a tub to put the macaroni in. He gets changed and strolls out of the house.

The episode fast forwards to lunch time, where Harry and David Marshall are talking about life. David reminds him that whilst making the macaroni, he will have to taste the macaroni for readiness during the cooking. Harry screams "NOOOOOOO!", even more annoyed about this than even cooking it.

The pupils walk into the classroom, looking unhappy and distressed. The home economics teacher from Sincostan, Kaihai Wanato, walks in, screaming at everyone to sit down and to get their recipe organised. Next minute, a Supported Learning teacher named Katy Cole arrives and decides to monitor Harry for the entire lesson, angering him.

Kaihai tells everyone to gather round the back table as she demonstrates grinding cheese. Everyone's faces go green from the smell; Jamie Wallace is deliberately sick all over the cheese, so he is sent outside. Mae MacDonald starts laughing, so she is also sent outside. Kaihai tells everyone to go back to their desks and follow the rest of the recipe.

Finally, it reaches the time for everyone to try a piece of macaroni. Katy tells Harry to try a piece; he refuses so she shouts Kaihai over. She is still failing to get him to try a piece.

Twenty minutes later, everyone has finished cooking. Kaihai hasn't took notice of this, instead still forcing Harry unsuccessfully to eat a piece. Home time finally arrives; everyone runs out of the classroom with joy. David and Alan Ross wait outside the classroom for Harry.

It is now 5pm. As David and Alan have become bored of waiting on Harry, Kaihai is still shouting at him to eat the piece. Five minutes later, he runs out of the classroom; Larry Burton brings him back to the home economics classroom.

It finally reaches 7pm. At this point, Kaihai is now screaming and starts to become physical. Next minute, as Harry is trying to run away, Jack Sanderson, who has been hypnotised, crashes a bus into the home economics classroom, killing Kaihai. Harry runs home, cheering. PC Chernov arrives, making the decision to place Jack in mental hospital whilst Jordan Sanderson and Anna Sanderson are adopted by a foster care home in Genesiscide.

## Music

* Last Survivor (Arcade) - BGM 1 (plays at lunchtime)
Harry Smith's Trip to Torrent

**Harry Smith's Trip to Torrent** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in March 2016.

## Synopsis

Harry is just having banter with Mae as usual - how could this possibly cause her to kick him all the way up to Torrent?

## Plot

It is morning time at Colham High School. Harry Smith and David Marshall play hopscotch together, pretending they are young kids. Suddenly, Mae MacDonald and Freya Clifton come along, laughing at them. Harry then makes a "yo mama" joke to Mae, who does the most powerful kick she's ever done at him, making him unconscious. He is shown to be flying up in the air, over the school and eventually through the clouds!

Ten minutes later, he is now curled up like a dog in a crater. He wakes up, wondering how he is on Torrent. He eventually finds it to be a novelty, so he starts having fun in the zero gravity environment. Suddenly, the Volcanus-famous astronaut Neil Aldrin grabs him and rushes him to the Torrent Space Station. He puts him into a space suit, so that he is protected. Harry thanks him, finding it hard to believe he met a famous astronaut.

Neil tells Harry he should eat some food. Harry is not hesitant at all, especially when Neil explains there is a small MacRonalds. He rushes to the restaurant as fast as possible. The chef tells him that the food is all mushed up, but it's still enjoyable. Since he is always hungry, he does not care about this and asks for a burger, fries and Coco-Coal. He scoffs the food.

Afterwards, Neil tells Harry he can get a shot of his mini spaceship, as long as he promises not to shoot its lasers. He makes the promise, though plans to break it when he is far enough away from him.

He finds himself flying the spaceship around Volcanus! He activates its lasers and shoots them at Neil, though he is able to dodge them. He then shoots it at Colham High School; the school explodes, killing everyone! He panics and jumps out of the spaceship.

Harry wakes up in Genesiscide Hospital, only to find his trip to Torrent was just a dream. It turns out Mae did kick him hardly, but he only fell to the ground and became unconscious. During his sleep, he was rushed to Genesiscide Hospital. Mae's parents are shown to get mad at her, as she is now suspended for a week.

## Music

* Techno Drive - Practical Technique (plays when Harry wakes up on Torrent)
Harry Smith's Depression

**Harry Smith's Depression** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in April 2015.

## Plot

The episode begins one evening when James Smith scolds Harry Smith for not cleaning the toilet. James says that the Fancy Hippos taught him to put bleach down the toilet every day; Harry storms off to bed in a bad mood from The Black Foot Gang's fort being ransacked earlier that day and James' Fancy Hippos obsession.

The next morning, Harry wakes up much later than usual for a school day, still angry. He gets ready for school so aggressively that James hides under his pink duvet in fear. Worse still, the only thing left in the house that he can have for breakfast is out-of-date shredded wheat, and Grace Smith tells him off for making a mess while eating it.

Harry and James finally leave to go to Colham High School. A Jack Russell suddenly bounds up to Harry and pees on his rather new trainers.

Harry arrives in class late yet again. As they are already halfway into a geography lesson, Catriona McMillan asks him endless questions about rivers and everyone laughs when he doesn't know the answer to any of them. At break time, nobody is willing to hang out with him - David Marshall doesn't show Harry the 30 second fart he learned yesterday.

Later, Harry barges people in PE, and Samuel Davidson gives him such a long lecture on bad sportsmanship he misses his lunch. The afternoon is even worse though; Harry gets a zero on a spelling test and ends up in detention! After school he reads one of his Horrid Henty comics in Colham Park, however a fishing hook snatches the comic when he is in the middle of a suspenseful scene. David later turns up, lies to Harry that he has coursework to finish and dashes off.

Harry soon returns home, describing his awful day to Grace Smith, who simply suggests that he should start doing coursework himself. She also tells him about his bad mood and states that he should try being happier at teatime.

Harry sulks in his room for a few minutes, then he decides to go to the Noiseworld Video Arcade to take his mind off everything that happened today. He empties his piggy bank only to find 5p and three old funfair tokens, so he sneakily grabs a few pound coins from James' huge stash of savings.

At the arcade, many locals are having fun on the machines. Suddenly Harry notices Jamie Wallace is battling the final boss in Zapper Rapper: Lord of the Universe on his last credit, and extremely low on health. Harry quickly dumps a pound into the machine and takes control of the Player 2 gun, effortlessly draining the last of the gigantic alien's health. They both watch the epic ending before Jamie thanks him by offering him a free copy of the 2007 Horrid Henty annual tomorrow. He leaps with joy.

After playing a few more games, Harry quickly returns home so happy he even tolerates James' Fancy Hippos Sing & Dance CD blaring from downstairs.
Georgeta Drăgan

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**Georgeta Drăgan** (born June 16th 2000) is a student in fifth year who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Poopton house. She is Romanian, and moved from Romanianton to Colham in 2002. She lives with her mother Sorina Drăgan and her older brother Cătălin Drăgan, who is in sixth year at Colham High School. Her best friends are Amy Wilson and Emma Warren. However, when they fall out with her, they make hurtful racist comments. She is also friendly with Gracie Moran, Anna Stewart and Gemma Hillsbury. She did not get on with Fiona Rivers, who was racist to her before she was expelled.

Georgeta's behaviour in school is overall good. She is also highly intelligent, has become very skilled at mathematics and her physical abilities are alongside the best in her class. Georgeta is known for her attractiveness, and she is ranked at number 2 in the Boys' Cute-o-Meter. Many boys including Alan Ross have been caught by Harry Smith winking at her. William Fraser once nervously asked her out, but was rejected so he started weeping. In October 2015 she started dating Jamie Wallace, though the two didn't hang out at school to avoid attention. Due to a few disagreements and an argument over something trivial, they broke up in October 2016.

She speaks Romanian and is proficient in English. People have mistaken her for a native speaker, partly due to the fact she puts on a Pedian accent. She arguably has better English skills than some students at Peeside High School.

She once got arrested for a week for beating up Anthony Amsden, due to an argument over what the classroom's popularity scales should be named. The incident was somewhat surprising, as whilst people believed she could beat up the weaker boys in fourth year, they never realised she has the ability to beat tough boys if angry enough.

In The Bully TV series, Georgeta is voiced by Kylie Stevenson, who is also Mae, Louisa McIntyre, Isabelle Drakenberg and Emma Kenn's voice actor.

## The Confidental Cuties Club

Georgeta formerly worked as a fort guard in Mae MacDonald's gang The Confidential Cuties Club. She was fired in 2013 when she was distracted from her job due to receiving constant Headbook notifications on her Eyephone, and the other fort guard Natalie Skelly was on holiday in Pinhead. As a result, she didn't notice Morten Larsen and Bjørn Henriksen ransacking the Confidential Cuties Club's fort. The Black Foot Gang was blamed for the incident and Gail Webster replaced her.

## School exams

Georgeta is taking Mathematics, English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Physical Education, Geography, History, ICT and Performing Arts for her PQA school leavers' exams. She is predicted the following grades:

* Biology - A
* Chemistry - A
* English - A
* Geography - A
* History - A
* ICT - B
* Mathematics - A
* Performing Arts - B
* Physical Education - A
* Physics - A

**Overall grade - A-**

## Trivia

* Georgeta and Michael Pritchard were both born on June 16th, although not in the same year.
Harry Smith Chucks an Egg

**Harry Smith Chucks an Egg** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in April 2016.

## Plot

Harry Smith gets changed in the morning for school. Half asleep, he grabs a box of eggs, planning to eat them at school in the home economics classroom. He puts the box in his bag and walks up to school with David Marshall. They talk about girls in bikinis, which people nearby find creepy.

He is walking in the corridor; the box of eggs falls out of his bag! Hannah Harding picks the eggs up and says "Here you go. But don't get the wrong idea! It's not like I love you or anything!". Harry spits on her and runs away.

At lunchtime, Harry sits down with Jamie Wallace. The latter asks Harry if he wants to come to his house in the afternoon. He agrees to the plan, saying they will have great banter. Harry suddenly remembers he brought eggs to school. Jamie suddenly asks "why don't you hurl one of the eggs at Paul Cunningham's stupid looking hearse?". Harry bursts out laughing.

Harry and Jamie get on the bus to Dunian. As it is still sitting at the school waiting for more pupils, the former spots Paul's hearse (which is actually Daniel Cunningham's) and chucks one of his eggs at it. Suddenly, Paul squares up to the Dunian bus and shouts "YOU WANNA GO MATE?!". He then hangs around with a bunch of "cool kids" until the bus finally goes. Him and his friends get in his hearse and proceed to follow the bus.

Harry and Jamie are at the back of the bus. When they pass Kilallt, they look behind them and notice Paul is swiping his hand across his neck. Harry gives him the middle finger. Matthew Rolfe, who is sitting next to Paul, points at the coffin in the back of the hearse. Suddenly, everyone on the top of the bus looks at the back window to see what is going on.

The bus finally stops near Jamie's house. Paul parks his hearse just outside. Most pupils in fourth year in Dunian get off the bus just to observe the situation. Harry and Jamie casually walk to the latter's house. Suddenly, Paul punches the former on the back and starts yelling at him. Harry tries to run away, but then Richard Soul grabs him and drops him on the ground.

Matthew goes into Harry's bag, grabs the box of eggs and drops all of them at once on him. Paul proceeds to stamp on his face before delivering a 'devastating' backbreaker on him. He screams, before an old granny nearby phones the police.

After the credits roll, Harry is shown to be in Dundundun Eastern Infirmary for a week. Paul and his friends are arrested in Dundundun Prison for a month.
Harry Smith: Untouchable

**Harry Smith: Untouchable** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in January 2016. It is the first episode of 2016.

## Plot

The episode begins with Harry Smith being dragged into the RustBucket 2000 by Liam Smith as Greta Smith is taking him to Mélodie Chaucer's dance class for ballet lessons. When he arrives, he hears some strange noises from the disabled toilet. Harry then asks Greta if he can borrow her camera for an art project. She says yes and hands him the camera. The noises sound suspicious so he pokes the camera lens through a gap in the door and takes a photo. He poops himself laughing when he realises it is Catriona McMillan and Samuel Davidson snogging.

The next day at school, Harry shows David Marshall the photo and he can't believe it. When they get to class, Catriona demands for everyone's homework. She asks the pair if they did theirs. They said they didn't because Demon ate both pieces and took a huge dump afterwards. She then threatens them with detention but they show her the photo; Catriona poops herself and faints.

Later during P.E, the class finish a cross country run with a time of 10 minutes and 15 seconds, which is deemed pathetic by Samuel. He then spots the pair laying on sunbeds and flicking through magazines. Samuel gives them a punishment of over 9000 laps round the field. Harry then shows the photo to him and he starts to blush. Harry says to David, "are they actually snogging?". Samuel then lets them off.

Catriona and Samuel try to think of a plan to take the photo from Harry. Samuel continues to talk about what they had done when Catriona thinks of something, distracting her. She stops thinking and they start talking about their moments.

Later that day, Harry walks to the canteen when Catriona throws him into the lost property cupboard. She demands that he hands over the photo, asking him to empty his pockets. She only finds a Murderers flyer, a dried up jelly cube, a Zapper Rapper figurine and chewing gum.

Catriona then threatens to kill him if he doesn't tell her where the photo is. He says it is in his locker. Inside she finds a small black box, which only contains a piece of paper with "SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE!" written on it. She quivers with rage.

In the afternoon, Catriona watches Harry and David going into the boys toilets. She secretly takes a photo of them pooping in the urinals and pins the pictures all over the school walls. Harry tears all the photos down and finally hands the photo to Catriona. She then burns all of the urinal pooping pictures she took.

## Characters

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* Harry Smith
* David Marshall
* Greta Smith
* Grace Smith
* Liam Smith
* James Smith
* Mélodie Chaucer
* Catriona McMillan
* Samuel Davidson
Harry Smith Rules Volcanus

**Harry Smith Rules Volcanus** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in August 2015. It is the final episode of the fifth season.

## Plot

Harry Smith has been made the sole ruler of Volcanus. He is delighted about this, and comes up with some good plans. He decides to enslave The Confidential Cuties Club and friends to build him a castle near Euphoriton and Genesiscide for him and his friends. Also, if anyone disobeys him he will tie them up to trays on a conveyor belt, which automatically puts the trays in the castle oven. He will then feed them to his dogs.

Harry approaches Pamela Milne, telling her that she must date him or she will be fed to dogs. She runs away, so Mitchell Washington and Zoe Kennedy grab her into the castle for Harry to put on the tray. Afterwards, James Smith comes along; he says he will tell on Liam Smith if he kills anyone. He is instantly grabbed and put on a tray; him and Pamela yell like babies. David Marshall chuckles, and asks Harry if he can burn the RustBucket 2000. He allows him to, as long as he drives it to the castle first and burns it there.

Meanwhile, Nicola Mitchell and Cara Wallace, who have both found out about what happened to Pamela, jump in the RustBucket 2000 as he drives away to the castle. The three jump out of the car; the girls start punching Harry. The two guards grab the girls and place them on the trays.

A few minutes later, PC Chernov, The Confidential Cuties Club, the teachers at Colham High School, Adolf Chernov, Duncan Sheeran and several others crowd around the castle and throw grenades. Luckily, Jamie Wallace decides to fill up many buckets of water and throw them at the audience. They all scream; The Black Foot Gang and The Hovedpersons grab many of the people and place them on the trays.

Two hours later, Harry finally turns the oven on. This backfires, due to the fact that a speedily growing version of Nicola comes out of the oven and chases the gangs out. By the time she is the size of the castle, she tells them all to go back inside. Afterwards, she kicks the castle at full force. It has now been left in ruins; she decides to sit on the ruins and the people to squish them to death.

Harry wakes up at 3:30am in his prison bed, with a ginger cat on his bed. It turns out that the cat (named Katy) was sitting on his face at the scene where Nicola sits on everyone and the castle. He screams, causing everyone to wake up.
Harry Smith's Accidental Discovery

**Harry Smith's Accidental Discovery** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in August 2015.

## Sypnosis

Harry is reading the latest news about his favourite band - who would ever think that he would make an accidental, important discovery during this?

## Plot

Harry Smith decides to look at the latest news about The Murderers on Whoopee! News while drinking Irn Poo and farting. As he is reading an article about their upcoming tour, his finger slips, causing him to accidentally click on the Japanese version of the site, taking him to the homepage.

Several images start to load up; Harry is shocked to notice a picture of Ellie McCoy appear! He clicks on the report and copies and pastes the text into Gargle Translate. The headline reads "Body of Ellie McCoy found near Ogawa". The rest of the article says: "After being reported missing for three weeks. her body has been found near the town of Ogawa. She left behind a suicide note, held in her hand. It explained her issues with bullying in school and her breakup with her boyfriend Harry Smith." He is so shocked about this he goes to bed early.

That night, he enters a dream. In the dream Ellie walks up to him and gives him a hug before apologising for the incident. She then asks him out; naturally he says yes. Later on they walk around the countryside. Ärnesti Jukanpoika comes up and starts beating her up.

Harry suddenly wakes up, screaming. Grace Smith arrives in and asks what's going on. He explains he had a nightmare about Ellie. He also tells her that yesterday, he read that she committed suicide. She comforts Harry for a few minutes, until they both go back to sleep.

The next day, he texts The Black Foot Gang and The Hovedpersons about Ellie's death. They are also sad about it, despite her breaking up with Harry. They all decide to come together and mourn her death. Harry exits the house in tears and meets up with his friends at Colham Park.

The gangs arrive at the park and sit down; Morten Larsen also comes along despite his injuries from an earlier incident. They talk about memories of her; Harry brings up the time they went on a romantic walk in Sincostan. David Marshall gets flashbacks to when Harry, David and Ellie used to always walk to Colham High School together.

The next minute, Caleb McKinnon crashes into Jonas Andersson and Isabelle Drakenberg on his new illegally modified wheeled commode known as the Caleb McCommodon. Morten screams, then Edvard Andersson lets out a roar of anger and does a flying kick into Caleb's face, knocking Caleb unconscious. Mitchell Washington phones up an ambulance for Jonas and Isabelle, with no mention of Caleb. The ambulance arrives and picks the three up, rushing them to Dundundun Eastern Infirmary.

## Music

* Estrayk - No Mercy (plays when Edvard kicks Caleb)

## Trivia

* A rare version of this episode that was aired only in Ireland shows Morten and Edvard's roles reversed in the ending scene.
	+ Peter Donald deliberately chose Edvard rather than Morten to kick Caleb, due to his plan to show that Edvard isn't 100% weak.
Graham Mackay

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**Graham Mackay** (born July 29th 2001) is a fourth year student who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Farthead house. Since April 2015, he is known for being a weeaboo who is obsessed with anime and manga, particularly Life Note and Red Exorcist. He has spiky anime-esque hair, and often wears a t-shirt with a black plus sign with the text "プラス" (purasu, a katakana transcription of plus) under it. Along with his sister Stella Mackay (who he jokingly refers to as "Onee-chan"), he moved from Weetoun, Sohcahtoa to Burnton in 2003.

Graham dated Ella Mullins from December 2014 to April 2015; they broke up when Ella realised he was becoming a weeaboo. Since their breakup he has had many waifus, the latest of whom is Oppaihime from Detergent.

## Gallery

The same picture as above as it appears in some versions of The Bully
Harry Smith: Road Chef

**Harry Smith: Road Chef** is an episode of The Bully TV series, originally aired in January 2016.

## Plot

Harry Smith is in the car with Grace Smith, who is driving on the Funton to Dundundun Motorway for no reason. Harry then asks Grace if they can go to Offroad Chef; she says okay. She goes onto the cutoff road at the last minute.

The two walk in. Thomas Mailer, the only worker in the restaurant, goes over to their table and asks them what they want. Harry asks for a burger, chips and Irn-Poo while Grace asks for tea. Thomas walks away to make the burger and tea. While they wait, Harry watches the music video for "Ctrl + Alt + Down" on his Eyephone.

After ten minutes, Thomas comes over with the food and drink. Grace slowly drinks her tea while Harry scoffs the burger. He goes on to drink his Irn-Poo and eat his chips; both take him just a minute.

Afterwards, as the pair are about to walk out, Thomas thanks them for coming. A tear then runs down his cheek as he explains he gets very few customers. Harry then asks to be a chef, also explaining he will tell his friends about the restaurant. Thomas says okay, saying he will pay him £100! Harry grins with excitement.

The next day, Harry arrives at Offroad Chef. Thomas orders him to make a burger, just as a test for if he should be hired. He makes the burger within just five minutes. He then gives the burger to Thomas, who says "hehe, not bad!". He then gets him to make fish and chips.

The next day, Harry phones David Marshall and Jamie Wallace, telling them to come to Offroad Chef. Afterwards, Grace drops him off at the restaurant. Harry tells Thomas his friends are coming to eat. Just a few minutes later, the former spots them and asks the pair what they would like to eat and drink.

Later on, more customers arrive. He shortly becomes overwhelmed with having to cook a lot of food, causing him to cook slower. Thomas starts getting mad at him. Harry proceeds to dump a portion of macaroni in his face, causing Thomas to roar. All of the customers run out of the restaurant.

Not long later, the police arrive and arrest Thomas for employing a person under 16, for being caught stealing the supplies for use in the restaurant and for allegedly hiding a murder victim's body in the toilets. PC Holmes goes into the toilet and finds the body of Vick House School student Euan Campbell; he has a Pot Noodle dumped all over him. Harry quietly giggles at the commotion before proceeding to get the bus home.
Harry Smith Meets Pamela Milne/Transcript

Grace Smith: Come and get your breakfast, Harry!

Harry Smith: No!

Grace: Now!

Harry: Fine. \*goes downstairs\*

Liam Smith: \*serves breakfast\* Once we're done, we're going to Kilallt Swimming Pool.

James Smith: Oh, goody!

Harry: \*sigh\*

\*Everyone gets in the RustBucket 2000. A few minutes later, they arrive\*

Liam: Get out of the car, Harry!

Harry: Fine. \*gets out\*

\*The family walk in\*

Harry: \*jumps into the pool. He then spots a highly attractive girl and winks at her\*

**TBC**
Hardbeats Hospital

**Hardbeats Hospital** is a large hospital located in the town of Hardbeats. It first opened in 2000 due to the town's high injury rates from people dancing too much; it is better at dealing with cases like these than illnesses, yet it is somewhat well run. It is also the only place in Hardbeats where people are not allowed to play loud music because doing this can aggravate patients' injuries by encouraging them to start dancing. It was also built to give patients treatment as soon as possible, to avoid a ton of ambulances coming from Funton and contributing to the city's traffic problems.

Ever since Matthew Hammond moved to Hardbeats, he has been rushed to the hospital three times.
Futurebeats

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**Futurebeats** is a town situated in County Townton, Homia, beside the River Beats. It is well known for its production of speaker systems and headphones with the most advanced sound engineering in Volcanus. Beats by Dr Devil headphones are notably made there. The residents of the town are obsessed with futuristic-sounding electronic music, particularly progressive genres, dubstep fusions and some styles of trance.

Futurebeats is one of several towns twinned with Anjuna-on-Beats. Obesity and crime is extremely low - this is a trend shown in almost all of County Townton's settlements. The thriving industry and good view of the nearby Larry Mountains are two factors responsible for a large rise in the town's population.

## Video game appearances

Futurebeats appears in the River Beats towns course in The Bully: Super Kart GP.

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Greg MacInesker

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**Greg MacInesker** (born December 27th 2000) is a student who attends Vick House School. His arch enemy is Harry Smith, despite the two having a very similar appearance. Greg also likes to cause trouble; he placed land mines on the road to blow up a bus in Harry Smith's Bus Journey of Doom and stole drain lids in Harry Smith Falls Down a Drain. Whenever he appears in Harry's dreams he has the role of a frightening villain. His best friend is Aidan Lygate, who often helps out with his bad deeds. He also got along well with Euan Campbell prior to his death.

Greg is additionally skilled with computers, though he uses this ability to ruin lives by hacking people's Headbook accounts. He also plans to move to Sincostan to develop pirate games for the Saga Minidrive, and to develop malware, spyware and Trojan horses.

Greg strives to learn more about computer coding than his rival hacker Edvard Andersson, however he is currently losing this battle. In the episode Edvard Andersson's Computer Disaster, he hacked into Edvard's computers with a message telling him to "upgrade" to Hassle OS Z (which is what he uses) before Edvard found out where he lives, entered his house, threw him out of his bedroom window and downgraded his computer to an unstable build of Macrohard Doors Shorthorn. Ever since, he has been rather terrified of Edvard.

## Appearances

### Season 1

* Harry Smith Takes a Shortcut
* Harry Smith's Bus Journey of Doom

### Season 2

* Harry Smith Falls Down a Drain
* Harry Smith's Daymare (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)

### Season 3

* Harry Smith Joins the Perfect Pansies Club (appears in Harry Smith's thoughts)

### Season 10

* The Black Foot Gang Rules OK! (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)
* Harry Smith and the Evil Arcade
* Harry Smith's Christmas Eve Chaos (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)

### Season 11

* Harry Smith and the Scary Scooter (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)

### Video game appearances

Greg makes an appearance as a middleweight fighter in the video game The Bully: Wrestling Match. He is also a boss character in The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists. In a bonus DLC battle, The Black Foot Gang can fight him - the difficulty of this is medium.

Greg will return as a major antagonist in The Bully RPG 2. He launches a cyber attack on the Volcanusic power grid to cause a widespread power outage; Harry and David Marshall discover him doing this at Vick House School with Edvard's help, though he escapes using a time machine he secretly built in the school art cupboard. The machine transported him to Dubh-Ghorm in the year 2000 before it self-destructed.
Gail Webster

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**Gail Webster** (born November 28th 2000) is a student in third year at Peeside High School. She is a member of the Farthead house. She is known for showering once in a blue moon and is notoriously stinky, although she was cleaned in the episode Gail Webster Takes a Bath. Many pupils consider her to smell worse than Gary Wheaton, a sixth year pupil who always reeks of BO. She would be placed in a fifth year class but due to her low intelligence, she has been held back in Emma Kenn's third year class along with Hannah Johnston and Xiola Wong.

Gail lives with her mother Rachel Webster, her father Ryan Webster and her older brother Archie Webster. She is also a member of The Confidential Cuties Club, working as a fort guard since Georgeta Drăgan was fired in 2013.
Harry Smith and the Mean Headbook Group

**Harry Smith and the Mean Headbook Group** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in July 2016.

## Plot

Harry Smith and David Marshall walk around Colham High School, talking goofily about hot girls. He then spots Gregor McDade panicking about an upcoming exam, while William Fraser is wailing for him. Harry and David approach them; the former asks them what they think of Headbook, while the latter secretly films it. William is wailing too much to answer, though Gregor suddenly shouts "IT'S AWFUL! NO ONE SHOULD USE IT!". The mischievous pair walk away, while David farts.

Later on, the pair go to David's house. Harry goes onto David's computer, goes onto Whoopee! Answers and asks "What should I do about someone who hates Headbook?". After a few minutes, someone responds "Dude...go onto Headbook and make a hate group.", which both Harry and David think is a good idea.

The pair set up the group and invite also all of the people who they are friends with on Headbook to join. Harry names the group "United Hate of Gregor McDade" while David goes on HotText and makes a logo. They write the description together, which reads "Gregor McDade is a teenage boy who is a bully, a woman attacker, a pervert, a Headbook hater and a stupid person. Please work with us to get him removed from society.".

The next day, they notice 127 people have already joined the group. People can be heard in the corridors talking about Gregor negatively. Harry cannot believe people have actually spread their rumours. David does a fart of joy, and decides they should design warning posters of Gregor. As they try to hang the posters up, Alan Davidson comes along and rips them down, saying that he'll deal with Gregor himself.

The next day, Alan kidnaps Gregor and ties him up in the staff toilets. He proceeds to punch him on the face. Afterwards, he unties Gregor and throws him into the female staff toilets when no one is looking. Mélodie Chaucer, who walks out of a cubicle, proceeds to give him a referral. Gregor tries to explain what happened, however Mélodie replies "Ta gueule, vous fluage!" (Shut up, you creep!).

It is Saturday. William and Gregor decide to go to Dundundun together. The former tells Gregor he has found out about a hate group dedicated to him. This causes Gregor to have a heart attack; William dials 999 and Gregor is rushed to Dundundun Eastern Infirmary. He dies a clinical death, but after a few minutes the doctors revive him and he is brought back to life. After the two walk out of the infirmary, William decides to phone the police about the hate group.

Later on, Harry and David are taken away in a police car to the police station to have a talk. They are forced to close the group and apologise to Gregor and his family. Louisa McDade tells them the apology has been accepted, while Louis McDade demands them to clean up their house and their apology will be accepted. Harry and David scream "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!".
Harry Smith's Christmas Eve Chaos

**Harry Smith's Christmas Eve Chaos** is an episode of The Bully that was first aired in December 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith decides to go for a jog around Colham (which is no longer covered in snow) to see if any attractive girls are hanging about on Christmas Eve. Unfortunately, he only sees two obese girls. He finally reaches his house and decides to go for a nap in his bed.

Instead, Harry gets excited for Christmas Day and goes to the cupboard under the stairs, finding lots of presents. He opens one of them, only to find a big box of perfume. He hears footsteps, panics and hides behind the presents. Grace Smith, who can faintly hear the commotion, opens the cupboard door and screams with fury. She roars "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and he says that the wind blew him in.

Grace, who is not fooled, grabs him and throws him into the living room. He crashes into the Christmas tree; both fall. He manages to get up, grab the tree and throw it at Grace. It lands on her and she faints. James Smith comes along and asks what the hell is going on. Harry replies "Nothing, wormy noob" so he squeals. The former then hears the doorbell and answers the door.

He sees Dave Frye, Zoe Kennedy and Greg MacInesker inside a mecha robot! Dave grabs Harry and lifts him up in the air, while Zoe throws rocks at his house and Mecha-Greg lifts his house up. He then throws it all the way to Ruralia.

Harry starts getting emotional about his family being all the way in Ruralia, despite not getting on with them often. He decides to face it and fight the three. After failing to even touch the likes of Zoe, he tries to call David Marshall for help. However, him and Jamie Wallace have been kidnapped and are stuck inside Mecha-Greg. He hangs up and throws a rock at Mecha-Greg's head.

Harry wakes up at 8pm and finds it was all a daymare. He starts getting excited about Christmas. Grace lets him open up one present; he opens it up, only to find a mini mecha robot. He faints.
Franny Willows

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**Franny Willows** (born September 1st 2001) is a student who attends Colham High School as a member of the Poopton house. She is notorious for doing bad farts in school and blaming other pupils for them. She is one of Whoopie-Whoppie's most loyal customers which is one reason behind her constant farting, aside from growing up in Fartypants before moving to Burnton. She is also known for being ugly; many males joke about her looks.

Franny's farts usually reek of old cheese and sometimes rotten eggs. Once she let out a fart that smelt like expired milk and lied Colin Naylor did it, causing everyone in his year to avoid him as much as they can ever since. Another fart that smelt of cat poop was bad enough to make Iain MacLachlan throw up. David Marshall is occasionally jealous of how much Franny's farts stink, though they aren't as smelly as Jordan Sanderson's. Robert Sullivan has suspended her for letting off wind in school, and he has threatened to expel her if her farts get any smellier.
Rate Dem Girlz Scale

The **Rate Dem Girlz Scale** is a scale that ranks the girls in 6F at Colham High School in order of attractiveness. It was made by all of the boys in the class together after they heard about 5F's Boys Popularity Scale. Note that this has nothing to do with personality.

The scale will soon be updated to include Melissa Adan and Isabella Reeves.

## Scale

1. Zoe Kennedy
2. Annabel Skelly
3. Amelia Woodbridge
4. Jessica Teasdale
5. Stella Mackay
6. Stacey Miller

## See also

* Boys Popularity Scale, 5F's equivalent scale
* Boys' Hot or Not? Scale, 5I's equivalent scale
* Boys' Cute-o-Meter, 5P's equivalent scale
* Boys' Hot? Average? Ugly? Scale, 6I's equivalent scale
* Boys' Scale of Hotties to Notties, 6P's equivalent scale
Chocolate Cointreau Souffle

## Description

This recipe is Vegetarian, Gluten free, Wheat free and Dairy free.

## Ingredients

30 g (1 oz) 2 tablespoons of dairy free margarine
30 g (1 oz) scant 1/4 cup of rice flour
200 ml (7 fl oz) 3 1/2 cup of soya milk
2 tablespoons of Cointreau or any orange liqueur
1 tablespoon of caster (superfine) sugar
140 g (5 oz) of (dairy free / gluten free) luxury dark chocolate broken up
4 large free-range egg yolks
6 egg whites
Pinch of salt

## Directions

1. Grease 1 1/2 litre (2 pint) 3 US pint souffle dish, with Dairy free margarine and dusted with a little extra caster (superfine) sugar
2. Preheat the oven to 200°C (400°F) Gas mark 6
3. Melt the margarine in a saucepan. sift in the flour and gradually beat in the milk. Bring to the boil, stirring all the time.
4. When the sauce is thick and smooth, add the Cointreau, a tablespoon of caster (superfine) sugar and the chocolate pieces.
5. Remove from the heat and stir until the chocolate has melted and blended with the other ingredients.
6. Mix in the egg yolks. Now whisk the egg whites, with a pinch of salt, in a bowl until stiff.
7. Stir 1 spoonful of the egg whites into the chocolate mixture and then fold in the rest with a metal spoon.
8. Turn the mixture into the prepared souffle dish and bake, for 30 minutes until puffed, but just firm in the centre.
9. Serve immediately.
Harry Smith's Disastrous Hike

**Harry Smith's Disastrous Hike** is an episode of The Bully TV series that aired in April 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith and James Smith wake up on a Saturday morning. James decides to go for a hike from Colham to Ruralia, so he asks his parents if they can come along too. They agree and decide to do the hike as a family. This causes Harry to take a rager.

Later they begin their hike, with Harry moaning. James reminds him that hiking is good for you. This gets him angry, so then he punches him so hard he flies up in the air, unintentionally doing a ginormous fart. The fart is powerful enough to trigger a massive earthquake all over Barneytile. Liam Smith goes mad, shouting "YOU TWO ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE!". Grace Smith decides to end the hike and walk home.

When the family arrive home, they start yelling at Harry and James. Eventually, everyone in Colham and surrounding villages find out why there was an earthquake. Then, a massive flash mob appear outside their house with weapons such as grenades and shurikens. Mae MacDonald throws a grenade at their house, setting fire to it. Grace comes up with a plan to evacuate to Shinobia. Harry runs upstairs and grabs Demon and his Murderers CD collection while James gets Fluffster. The family then rush to the RustBucket 2000 and start driving to Shinobia. However, The Confidential Cuties Club lift up their car and throw it at their house.

The car burns down. However, the family manage to escape to Lolagia Forest Park at 7:00pm. Mae gets arrested for setting fire to Harry's house. At 8:00pm, the parents force Harry and James to fall sleep in the tent that they found.

At 3:30am, Harry wakes up confused, because he is in bed. Then he realises it was just a nightmare he had.
Harry Smith and the Perfect Plant

**Harry Smith and the Perfect Plant** is an episode of The Bully TV series, aired originally in September 2015.

## Plot

The episode opens early in the morning. James Smith is playing his Fancy Hippos CD to a potted plant in the garden, waking Harry Smith up. He yells at James to stop, farts out the window and tries to get back to sleep, however he starts singing pop songs instead! Harry rages.

Eventually Harry can't take any more of James' singing, so he storms outside to see him with the plant Emma Kenn gave to him. James' class project is to help the plant grow happily by feeding and playing music to it. He is distracted to look for plant food in the kitchen, giving Harry the opportunity to show the plant his own idea of fun. He positions a Horrid Henty comic by the plant, places two Tricky Treats in the soil, and blares music by The Murderers from his Eyephone while farting. Mae MacDonald starts moaning about this.

Grace Smith comes outside, forcing Harry to dust the living room. Before he does this, James leaves the plant on the stairs, taking it to his bedroom when Harry isn't looking. He thinks the plant can move on its own! Once the dusting is finished he is so tired from waking up early he falls asleep, entering a dream...

In his dream, Gordon Cameron and Paul McEwan come round to see James. They play sardines, with Gordon hiding first. He enters James' bedroom and suddenly squeals. Paul is the next one to hide away - he also goes to James' room and screams! Soon, James enters his room...only to see everything look normal with no sign of Gordon and Paul.

Suddenly Harry, who is resting on the living room sofa, hears Mae squealing outside; a huge vine has lifted her off the ground! He goes into James' room to find that the plant has grown into a huge venus flytrap-like monster that mostly eats stinky nappy poo-poo babies and scoffed her! Harry bursts out laughing and does a massive victory dance before the plant begins to advance on him! He commands it to eat James Smith, Anthony Amsden, Greg MacInesker and Adolf Chernov instead, then James returns and the plant shrinks. Harry laughs about the plant eating him next, though he thinks he is just brainwashed by too much TV. This inspires him to catch up on Zapper Rapper.

Downstairs, Harry notices the plant has grown enormous again and is chasing Ian Powell down the street! Jason Van Dyke passes by on his way to the local Fat Mart. The plant tries to scoff him, however he's too big to be swallowed whole. It starts choking, then it pulls Jason out of its throat with its vines - it throws him away, causing him to crash through the living room window! The plant notices Harry, edging closer and closer to him...

Harry suddenly wakes up screaming. Grace checks on him, figuring out that he was just having a nightmare. She went to the shops during Harry's dream and brought him a present...his very own plant! He screams and locks himself in his bedroom.