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Janiel Smith's Grandfather

**Janiel Smith's Grandfather** is a character referenced in Family Feud in Live at the Enmore.

He was the grandfather of Janiel Smith. He is deceased. Unrelated, he put a shotgun in his mouth.

## Appearances

### Family Feud (references)

Janiel answers the question "things you put in your mouth" with "a shotgun," which is what his grandfather put in his own mouth, but it's okay because he's dead.
Doctor (AD ad reads)

The **Doctor** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

He is a doctor.

Mark once asked him for a Flazabam subscription (a medication to make your poo more drippy), as reccomended by an ad on the Aunty Donna Podcast. The doctor hadn't heard of Flazabam and so would not give it to him, but a Flazabam Representative gave him a Flazabam hat, which changed his mind. However, he reccomended the cheaper no-name brand instead, causing the representative to reveal that he was Gojira in disguise. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
Future City

**Future City** is the future version of a city in the jukebox musical *Future City and the Wannabes*.

In the play, the city was dominated by the Future Police who banned partying. Despite this, a youth club named the S Club allowed people to party in secret. The breakfast place Tiffany's was not as lucky and was shut down by these police. Inhabitants Jimjo, Little Bo Peep and Slap fought back against this.
Jessica (Man Grieves Over Dead Wife)

**Jessica** is a character referenced in Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next! She does not actually appear in any sketches.

She is the sister of Mrs. Chapman, daughter of Rogan Josh and granddaughter of Papadum and Garlic Naan.

## Appearances

### Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next! (referenced)

Dr. Cumm asks John Chapman about her. She is abroad at the moment, and John says she'll be heartbroken and wish that she could have been saag pa-nearer to her when she died.

## Theories

* It is possible that she is the same Jessica as the one in Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen), as the mentioning of her being abroad in Man Grieves Over Dead Wife lines up with her visit to the Czechoslovakian consulate in Shanghai. This would mean that both of these sketches happen at the same time.
Jeanette Richardson-Michaels

Mrs Richardson-Michaels in Afternoon Sillies

**Jeanette Richardson-Michaels** (AKA **Mrs Richardson Michaels**, **Aunt Jeanette)** is a recurring character played by Zachary Ruane and briefly by Sam Lingham. She appears in 1999 and Ripper Aussie Summer.

Mrs Richardson Michaels is an aunt to the boys. She wears rubber gloves and a hairnet, and makes egg sangers using vegan mayonnaise. She is the sister of both Broden's Nana and Uncle Jim, and thus the great aunt of Broden.

She was first seen when she came into the room in the 1999 Office where the boys were doing cocaine. She was holding a tray of egg sangiches, asking where her icing sugar might be. She made the sangiches and stated that she "couldn't stay too mad at you boys". She also said that she used "the vegan mayonnaise so you don't get none of that egg-on-egg shit". She knew Broden liked them, and said that she was old enough to be his mother as he was 26. (*Haven't You Done Well 5: Cocaine*)

At a BBQ, she was caught in a waving chain. Her waving made a rubbery sound. (*Waving*)

At this same BBQ, she said the boys had been naughty all day, but said that if they haven't finished turning off the BBQ and doing the dishes by the time she had finished her cigarette, she would pull down their pants and spank their bare bottoms. When she returned, she noticed that the barbecue was still on. Mark, Zach and Broden were suffering from liquefied petroleum gas poisoning. She also got a case of the afternoon sillies and ate Broden's head, then became Sam Lingham. (*Afternoon Sillies*)

Broden's nana showed Broden a picture of her and Uncle Jim and said they were her brother and sister. (*Italians VS People!*)

## Appearances

* Haven't You Done Well 5: Cocaine
* Waving
* Afternoon Sillies
* Italians VS People!
* Podcast Ep 107 - Oceans 14 Part 2 Feat BEN RUSSELL
* The Magical School Canteen

## Trivia

* She was not named until Afternoon Sillies.
Gladys' Sister

### Last seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

## Relationships

### Siblings

Gladys

**Gladys' Sister** is a character played by Zachary Ruane on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

She is the sister of Gladys, and is from Tennesee. She doesn't have any arms and speaks in a gruff Southern voice due to smoking cigars. She had two sons who died in WWII on the beaches of France after signing up after Pearl Harbour.

She was present at a Christmas play in 1940s Jerusalem when the 2018 versions of the boys travelled back in time to see Judas. She defended her sister from Mark's comments about her feet. When the boys went back to 2018, she accidentally stowed away with them. (*Podcast Ep 118 - Judas*)

A week after she had arrived in Melbourne 2018, she had not adapted to life there and was homesick. She was surprised by the libraries being information centres and the abundance of cars and highways. The boys explained computers to her. She listened to Sigur Rós, which she loved, as well as some 1940s music. The boys wanted to give her a 25 minute makeover to the tune of Billy Joel's *Uptown Girl*, though she was hesitant and became angry. She said she would kick Mark and Broden, but just clapped instead. She also sang along to Willow Smith's *Wait A Minute!* She then died, never to see her family again, despite an attempt to revive her. Mark later time travelled back to 2017, when Gladys was still alive, but she died once more. (*Podcast Ep 119 - Gladys's Sister*)

She appeared at Judas Iscariot's party where they celebrated his hiring as Aunty Donna receptionist. She met Björk there who she told a secret in the ladies' room (after riding there on a cockroach that was wearing a cute Russian hat) that she had done a poo on the toilet lid. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 118 - Judas
* Podcast Ep 119 - Gladys's Sister
* Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)
Haven't You Done Well 4 - Bevvies With The Boys

**Haven't You Done Well 4 - Bevvies With The Boys** is the fourth episode in the Haven't You Done Well sub-series.

## Plot

On a Friday afternoon, Broden says it's time to have a quiet frothy one with the boys. Mark appears and agrees, and they say cheers. They've done very well. They say cheers again. Zach arrives late because he had a bevvy a the pub. They say all cheers. Mark's boss has been riding him left and right, but Zach's job has been alright. Broden tells them not to go left or right but to go down the middle. Mark says you have to be your own man, and they say cheers to that.

Mark proposes a chug-a-lug competition. They all chug-a-lug on three. Mark asks Broden about Titty Jim, the girl he hooked up with last week. It makes him think about his own ex-girlfriend, and Broden says he loves Mark because he opens up. Zach also consoles him, pointing out that men don't talk about their feelings. Broden tells Zach that if he has an issue he can speak to him.

Zach mentions Charlene, Broden's ex, who had a rough spot, and tells him it's going to be okay. Broden has two thumbs and loves opening up and chatting with the lads. Zach says Broden and Mark are both his best mates, and tells them to kiss. Mark proposes watching porn and jerking off together like normal friends.

Broden says they shot it on a cold day, so Mark gives Broden a beer to war up with. Zach also gives Mark a beer. Zach tries some of Mark's face beer. Mark and Zach begin to vomit their shandies because they had too many. They all then vomit. Broden pours hot soup over all of them.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
* Titty Jim (referenced)
* Charlene (referenced)

## Trivia

* A set of stubby holders were put out as merch for the sketch.
Gold Diggers

The **Gold Diggers** are a trio of characters played by Mark Bonanno, Zachary Ruane and Broden Kelly that appear in Haven't You Done Well 3 - Fancy Man (Fancy, Fancy).

They are gold diggers. Mark's character has syphilis.

## Appearances

### Haven't You Done Well 3 - Fancy Man (Fancy, Fancy)

They appear when the fancy men mention gold, and begin digging up the room for gold. Instead, they strike oil, and begin to pour it over themselves and drink it.
Frog Prime Minister

The **Frog Prime Minister** is a character referenced in Podcast EP 1.
He is the leader of the Frogman Community, an position that was put in place over all Frogs when the Frog United Nations was formed after World War Frog. He is associated with Frogman and the King of England.

On a podcast, Frogman said he had campaigned for the Prime Minister's third term, and that they had met the King of England at a luncheon while doing so. (*Podcast EP 1*)
Hugh Jackman

**Hugh Jackman** is a celebrity actor referenced in Treasure in series 1 of Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is an actor that played Wolverine but moved on to live performance and singing.

Sarah Burns included him in her riddle to get treasure, referencing the amount of riches he has and comparing this to her treasure which is worth more than a billion dollars. When the boys find this treasure, she says that the boys proved her wrong like Hugh did when he realised he's a song-and-dance man and went on his arena tour (*Treasure*).
Creg Mazin

**Creg Mazin** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast EP 152 - Inside Glenridge Secondary College With Craig Mazin.

Craig is a writer, director and dancer from Brooklyn who worked with Crug Mazin to create the Glennridge Secondary College series. He enjoys drinking coffee with every meal.

He appeared on a recap podcast for the Glennridge Secondary College series, alongside Crug Mazin and Craig Mazin. He talked about the episode How To Be Cool and meeting various celebrities in LA. (*Podcast EP 152 - Inside Glenridge Secondary College With Craig Mazin*)
Gwyneth Paltrow

The box that held Paltrow's head

**Gwyneth Paltrow** is a character that appears in Ultimate Camping Pranks in Camp Bush Camp! She is based on the celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow.
She was an actress and CEO of lifestyle brand goop.

For a camping prank video, Broden and Zach placed her decapitated head in a box and gave it to Mark. After some hesitation, he opened the box and was disgusted, asking who would run goop. (*Ultimate Camping Pranks*)
Glennridge Secondary College (disambiguation)

**This article is a disambiguation page for Glennridge Secondary College (disambiguation)**

The following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.

Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.

**Glennridge Secondary College** may refer to:

* Aunty Donna: Glennridge Secondary College, a 2018 Aunty Donna live show and tour
* Glennridge Secondary College (series), the web series based on the live show
* Glennridge Secondary College Song, the first episode of the series
* Glennridge Secondary College (location), the in-world location of the events of the series
* Glennridge Graduation Party, a celebratory sketch show and dance party
Demi Lardner's Teacher

Demi Lardner's teacher is Demi Lardner's teacher.

## Biography

Demi Lardner's Teacher called in with a big vagina. She taught Demi how to love, specifically how to find the g-spot in her vagina. Demi made her cry once because she was living in her car at 16 for a long time and she took her into the office to cry about it. (*Podcast EP 12 Feat. DEMI LARDNER*)
I Can't Hear out of My Left Ear

**I Can't Hear out of My Left Ear** is the sixth track of The Album.

Zach is featured in the song, with the entire joke being that the sound only comes out of the left speaker, so if you're listening with headphones you can only hear it in your right ear.

During this song in The Album Tour, Broden tried to keep the mosh pit from getting too rowdy, eventually making the crowd take a knee. Despite this, 9 people died; 3 of the deaths were related to the moshing.
Hot pie seller (Honor Wolff)

The **hot pie seller** is a character played by Honor Wolff in Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff. She is not to be mistaken for the hot pie seller played by Mark in the same episode.

She is a vendor of hot pies, chips and sauce.

In the play *The Tin Roof Shed*, she was heard competing with the other hot pie seller in the small town market. (*Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff*)
Glennridge Secondary College (series)

*This article is about the web-series. For the in-universe high school, see Glennridge Secondary College (location).*

## Glennridge Secondary College (series)

### Next

The Rove Tapes

**Glennridge Secondary College** is a web series released in early-to-mid 2019. It is Aunty Donna's longest running web series in terms of episodes. The series originates from the Glennridge Secondary College live show.
Gustav

**Gustav** is a character referenced in Podcast Ep 123 - conversationswithfrogman.

Gustav was Frogman Richardson's ceramics teacher and lecturer at the University of Ballarat in 2008. He is a monkey.

When Frogman made little bowls of water and swam around in them, before setting them, Gustav was often confused. Because Frogman would never put his bowls in the kiln, he made up for this by making love to Gustav. They eventually fell in love, but upon their breakup he betrayed Frogman by releasing the video of their love-making on YouTube (content warning). (*Podcast Ep 123 - conversationswithfrogman*)
Dog

The **Dog** is a character played by a dog that appears in several sketches in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

He is a dog who is able to talk. He dances like this: "ruff, ruff, why can I talk?" He no longer has thumbs, and when he waves it makes a 'rorororo' noise.

## Appearances

### Waving

He is caught in a waving chain with several others.

### Catfish

In the house of the Thumb Doctor, he loses his thumbs.

### I Dance Like This

He says he dances like this: "ruff, ruff, why can I talk?"
Danuary Smith

**Danuary Smith** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in Family Feud in Live at the Enmore.

He is part of the Smith family with Ben, Bill and Janiel Smith. He has a Sick Boy at home because he puts bleach in his soup, and he brushes his teeth every morning. He thinks Grant Denyer shoudn't be a comedian.

### Biography

On Family Feud, he was the last of the Smith family to be introduced by Grant Denyer. He attempted to answer the question "things you put in your mouth" by retracing his steps. He said he woke up in the morning, got out of bed, noticed his breath was smelly so he went to the bathroom, picked up his toothbrush, put it toward his mouth, and it cast a shadow. So, he said his answer was "**ARE YOU AWARE OF THE POWER OF SHADOWS**" alongside Janiel, which was correct. He said Grant Denyer was "a little man who shouldn't be a comedian," and "good on you with your little blond hair." He confessed that he had been putting bleach in his son's soup which was why the boy was sick, which was also on the board. He celebrated this. (*Family Feud*)
Cowboy uuuhhh

**Cowboy uuuhhh** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 113 - The Search For A CEO.

He is an old cowboy who loves riding on ponies, going into saloons, and collecting money for killing people. His name is pronounced with the "uuuhhh" trailing off.

He applied to be the CEO of Aunty Donna. In the interview, Broden asked him about working in a team. He told a story about when he worked with a young boy as well as Morgan Freeman to kill a man and how they won Best Picture at the Oscars by doing so with the film *American Honey*. He said he was the first guy to pull the trigger and was played by Clint Eastwood. (*Podcast Ep 113 - The Search For A CEO*)
Genevieve

**Genevieve** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 116 - Andrew W.K's references.

She is the 62-year-old mother of Andrew W.K. the Goldfish and wife to Nigel. She's British, upper-class, Protestant, and bisexual. Though she and her husband own a large amount of property (an eighth of England and a window shop in Soho bought by her father in 1564), they are rather cash poor. She enjoys it when people call her a crumpet. When Nigel goes yacht racing, she prepares Strasbourg sandwiches for after the race, and likes to experiment with this and other food in the bedroom. She also takes part in orgies and takes drugs, behind closed doors. She has medical problems with her stomach which could be resolved by antibiotics, but she does not take them on the basis of her faith and instead refers to scream at her husband until their ears bleed. She loves Zoo Magazine.

Both her and her husband have strong beliefs and accusations against Catholics, particularly the ones down the road. They claim to have heard these claims from their Church as rumours. They have claimed that Catholics:

* Walk around with pencils in their penises;
* Have long fingernails and strong brows;
* Eat their young immediately after birth;
* Have SARS disease;
* Live in the sewers away from daylight;
* Can bite you to turn you into one of them;
* Eat chocolate;
* Have feet smaller than a skittle;
* Have heads larger than a basketball;
* Have fingers longer than a pine tree;
* Have tummies larger than their torsos;
* Have bellybuttons as deep as a well;
* Have hats smaller than pine nuts;
* Drink blood;
* Can bite you to turn you into a turtle.

They have emphasised that they are only bigoted towards Catholics, and no other religion. They are in support of Muslims.

She appeared in Heathrow for an interview with Broden after being put down as a reference by her son. She had recently been in a car accident. She expressed disdain for her son's rock'n'roll music. She told Broden that the last time she saw her son, she had found him consorting with the Catholics from down the road in the library, causing her to kick him out of her house. She became offended when Broden suggested she ate a death by chocolate, and said she was friends with the Queen of England as well as both the cousin and aunt of Big Ben, and cousin of several other famous people. She described Andrew as 'good'. (*Podcast Ep 116 - Andrew W.K's references*)
Joelle

**Joelle** is a character that doesn't appear in any Aunty Donna videos, but is referenced by Mark Bonanno in Cum On My Keys.

She is or was Mark's wife. It is unknown as to whether they divorced following the key cum incident.

## Appearances

### Cum On My Keys (referenced)

Mark explains that she is his wife. He explains that when they tried to have sex (because the two were trying for a baby at the time), he came inside her and pulled out but his keys fell out, covered in his cum. She explained that she put the keys up her vagina for safe keeping, despite knowing that Mark is having a real problem with cumming on his keys, which angered Mark.
Hans Zimmer

**Hans Zimmer** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in the Aunty Donna Podcast, based on the real Hans Zimmer.

Hans is a famous German composer who composed the score for the *Dark Knight* films, *Cool Runnings*, and the action in *Gladiator*.

He once appeared as a ghost on the Aunty Donna Podcast. Mark asked if he had any secrets, and he said that he liked to catch up with ladies from Newborough and get them to sing songs for the *Gladiator* movie. He composed a rough song for Mark, based on a Jamaican bobsled team. He said Mark reminded him of Danny Elfman. He said that for the *Dark Knight*, Christopher Nolan told him to make a song about a boy who lost his parn. He talked about Heath Ledger. He then revealed Timmy Tim Tam's fifth secret; that Mark ate all the cheese. He thanked the Patreon supporters. (*Podcast Ep 102 - COOKED AF*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 102 - COOKED AF
* Podcast Ep 106 - Oceans 14
* Podcast Ep 107 - Oceans 14 Part 2 Feat BEN RUSSELL
* Luke Mcgregor with Hans Zimmer (Zach Ruane) and Jacasta Newman (Cal Wilson) (Wax Quizzical)
Geoffrey Rush

**Geoffrey Rush** is a celebrity referenced in Afternoon Sillies. His Wikipedia page can be found here.

He is an actor, most known for *Shine*. His head can float and eat sausages.

## Appearances

### Afternoon Sillies (referenced)

Zach does an impression of him using suds as his hair. He appears on screen several times, possibly getting a case of the afternoon sillies himself, and his head replaces Broden and Michael's heads. He eats the saush that Zach was trying to give to Broden's head while floating in the air.
Godzilla

**Godzilla** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

Gojira is a massive lizard.

During an ad on the Aunty Donna Podcast, he once disguised himself as a Flazabam representative. He gave a Doctor a Flazabam hat to persuade him to give Mark a subscription to the medication. However, the doctor sold Mark the no-name brand for cheaper, and this caused Gojira to reveal himself. Mark then advertised Mothra on the podcast, and advertised Broden Kelly. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
French Mademoiselle

The **French Mademoiselle** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in Mr Moustache Man.

She seems to be Mr Moustache Man in disguise. She is French and likes men with moustaches, especially Mr Moustache Man who she wants to marry.

## Appearances

### Mr Moustache Man (sketch)

She discovers Mr Moustache Man with a moustache. She gives him a little kiss and then thinks to herself that she must buy him more moustaches after the wedding.
Dad Comes In

**Dad Comes In** is a live sketch that was performed at the Enmore Theatre in Newtown, New South Wales. It is the seventh video in the Live at the Enmore series.

## Plot

Zach and Mark are playing their robot games. They hide the Zoo magazines, wrap the cords around the N64 controllers and put them in the cabinet under the TV, then delete all of the pornos from the family computer.

Broden, their dad, appears, saying the house is a disgrace. They buy them their pokemon cards, lets them stay at their cousin Tiffany's house, and buy them lacrosse equipment from Rebel Sport. Broden has had it. Zach says they're really busy with their SATS, but Broden says maybe they'd do better at their sats if they spent less time playing with their Digimon cards.

He says they never thank their mother for anything. Thank you mother for the chicken tonight. Mum, I love when you cook chicken tonight. Mum, can I help stir through the chicken tonight? Mum, who's washing those chicken tonight dishes? Don't worry, it's me Mum. Thanks for cooking the chicken tonight. Chicken tonight. Chicken tonight. Chicken tonight.

Mark and Zach apologise, on the verge of tears. Broden says he's sorry he's grumpy, because he had a grumpy day at work, and says he sees a bit of himself in them. Mark says Broden is the best rigger-scaffolder in town.

Broden gives Zach a hug, then Mark, but also a kiss. Zach gets a kiss too. Mark and Zach kiss, then Mark and Broden, then Zach and Broden. Mark kisses Broden, then they both kiss Zach. Mark and Zach kiss. Broden kisses Zach's hand, then Zach kisses Mark's and Broden's hands. Mark and Zach get close, and kiss. Broden is chased by Mark and Zach, the kiss police, who kiss Broden. Mark kisses Zach's chest hair.

## Characters

* Broden
* Mark
* Zach
Hat

**Hat** is a character played by Carl Tart in Dating in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a friend of Ginger and Violet, and likes to dance in trendy bars.

He went to a trendy bar with Violet and Hat on a Friday night, where Zach approached him. Zach later claimed that he told the funniest joke ever and that they laughed and said he was funnier than Chandler Bing. He allegedly begged him to dance with them, then Different Hat took them to a new club called Definitely Not Our House. In reality, Zach's joke fell flat and he went to the bar with Different Hat without Zach. (*Dating*)
Eddie McGuire

Eddie McGuire was voted a favourite character of the podcast on a Twitter poll. He is famously the first character on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

## Biography

Eddie McGuire came through the door to the podcast studio and greeted everyone talking about the footy. He left to shoot himself in the head. (*Podcast Ep 150 - The 150th Episode Special!!!*)
Hitler's C**t

**Hitler's C\*\*t** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!.

It is the female genitals of Adolf Hitler with a gooch landing strip. It likes to go for long walks on the beach.

## Biography

It appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast after trying to reinstate the Third Reich in Germany and struggling with sweatpants. It met Bernie Sanders and apologised for being so profane. It also met the Cavernous Hole and performed a song with it and Broden. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)
Demon

The **Demon** is a character performed by Broden Kelly that appears in Sandwich Sam in 1999.

It is not known whether he is a figment of Sammy McGee's imagination or is an actual incarnation of Satan. He persuades Sammy to kill people. He wears devil horns and is usually lit in red. His face sometimes appears in Sammy's sandwiches.

## Appearances

* In Sandwich Sam, he appears behind Sammy and later in a sandwich and tells him to do things such as:
	+ Cut off Frank's ear and wear it as a shoe,
	+ Take his elbow and use it as a bell.
	+ Take Marsha's foot and use it as a toothbrush,
	+ Slice off her head and use it as a cat.
Jan

**Jan** is a character played by Zachary Ruane and Jessica Knappett in 'Lympics and Night-Time! in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Description

Jan is a character and a method for Zach to try out some fucked character comedy. She is an elderly woman with a high pitched voice who sells jims, which are the same thing as jams.

She once set up shop in the Big Ol' House of Fun to sell her jims. When Mark came home after a run, she exclaimed that he was her first customer of the day and called him a street orphan. She offered him some strawberry, raspberry and orange jim for 3 pence a piece, saying a jam and a jim are the same thing and singing a song. Mark recognised that she was in fact Zach, and he explained that he was just trying to do some character comedy. Later, she approached Dr Michelle Brasier in her office, but Zach was recognised straight away. (*'Lympics*)

Zach tried again when the Big Ol' House of Fun was a bar, asking Mark for a hot toddy and talking about the lack of bars in the UK. The attempt to sell jims had been dropped for a significantly more convincing attempt. Despite this, Zach was discovered by Broden. (*Night-Time!*)
Cresps

**Cresps** is a sketch taken from Chapel Street/Cresps/A Bad Date, the second episode of Rumpus Room. This reupload got three times as many views as the original episode.

## Plot

Broden, Adrian and Mark are looking at some crisps when Zach appears. Mark offers him one of the crisps buut he says no, but changes his mind. Adrian gets a wish crisp, and he wishes for a crisp. Broden asks Zach about his date, but he says it wasn't a date and that he and Tammy were just hanging out, which he says he is okay with.

The sketch cuts to Zach and Tammy at a restaurant. Tammy is telling Zach about the guy she had sex with that one time. She says she has never had an orgasm that intense but things got too complicated, and she wonders why friends can't just have sex, despite all of her friends except Zach being taken. Zach says he'll set his friends up with her. Tammy says they're such good friends, and Zach says he's okay with that. Zach starts bleeding from his ear.

## Characters

* Mark
* Adrian
* Broden
* Zach
* Tammy (Tegan Higginbotham)
Ja Rule

Ja Rule is a musician. He loves rapping and R&B music.

## Biography

Ja Rule called into the Aunty Donna Podcast, talking with Manu about his creative process in great detail. When asked what he would do differently for the film Fantastic Four, Ja Rule explained he would cast Ja Rule as The Invisible Woman as Ja Rule can play anyone. When told he didn't have big enough boobies, he said special effects were amazing enough that they could manage. He did not like Fast and Furious 7 as he felt it was unrealistic, but admitted it made him feel emotional. Ja Rule felt he would use a mix of special and practical effects for the Fantastic Four.

He boarded Mr Fantastic's ship but was forced to walk the plank for trying to incite mutiny. Steve the Mayor called in to approve of Ja Rule being made to walk the plank and complimented Mr. Fantastic on his acting work. The Governor called in to reprieve Ja Rule, freeing him from walking the plank. The Queen of England called him saying she had called a favour from The Governor to save his life, telling Ja Rule he was still in grave danger as Mr. Fantastic didn't like hip hop music as he preferred rock and roll and that she suspected he might be racist. The Queen of England told Ja Rule he had to kill Mr Fantastic as she could not do it herself, and that he was going to have to shoot him in the head. Unfortunately, Ja Rule only had ten guns.

After talking with Mr. Fantastic insisting it wasn't a race thing, he shot Mr. Fantastic and was announced to be next in line to the throne by the Queen of England, before she killed him herself by shooting him in the urethra. (*Podcast EP 7*)

## Trivia

* Manu grew up listening to Ja Rule's music in Somme.
Crazy Jim

**Crazy Jim** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

Crazy Jim is a man who owns a monkey shop.

He advertised his shop on the Aunty Donna Podcast, showing off his monkeys from one through ten. Unfortunately, the situation escalated when Monkey no. 4 got up onto the walls and Monkey no. 7 said it was going to eat his brains. Zach claimed he had previously bought ten other monkeys from him and Mark said he had bought Monkey no. 6 from him. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
Dishy

**Dishy** is a character played by Kristen Schall that appears in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
Dishy is a dishwasher with large googly eyes that can talk. She often has dishes in her.

She lived in the kitchen of the Big Ol' House of Fun for three years, before being kicked out for requesting that she pay less rent. She attempted to return to the house when the boys were interviewing for a new housemate by using a fake moustache and calling herself "Human Guy People Man". This was unfruitful and she was replaced by Cowdoy, who called her a lippy fuck behind her back. She was seen on the street with a sign that said "will eat ass for food but also not for food". Mark said he hated her and Zach said she was rude (*Housemates*).

## Trivia

* Dishy was not cast as Kristen Schall until after filming.
* She was operated using strings that were removed using SFX.
Goofy Gavin

**Goofy Gavin** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 112 - An Archetypal Comedic Dichotomy on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

He is one half of a classic comedy duo with Stern German Man; he is the goofy one, despite not wanting to be a comedian. He was born in Australia but met Serious German at a Gaulier Clown School. He is a Catholic. He dislikes the film *Cheaper By the Dozen*. He is also a sexual predator and frequently gets his willy out. He can do a trick with Serious German where they put their scrotums inside each other. He experiences some self-hatred.

## Biography

As a child, Gavin's parents didn't accept him because he was too goofy. They wanted him to grow up to be a lawyer but he was unsuccesful. (*Podcast Ep 112 - An Archetypal Comedic Dichotomy*)

He appeared on Sin Grin WFM1016 Youth Student Radio with Jim Jam Joom and Very Serious German Man. They were about to perform at Trades Hall, though had struggled with the signage advertising their show for the past 28 years. He did an impression of Kiwi South African Sam, and performed a sketch about going to a local cafe. However, he had forgotten his lines and farted instead. He later got his willy out and Serious German cut it off, thinking it was a Bratwurst sausage. He sang a Hillary Duff song. He gave Judas ten pieces of Silver to tell Jim that the podcast was over, even though there was ten minutes left. They performed an except from their show, and talked about their $28 million, 10 episode adaptation of Tim Wintons *Dirt Music* that was commisioned by Foxtel. (*Podcast Ep 112 - An Archetypal Comedic Dichotomy*)
If I Were Single

**If I Were Single** is an individual Aunty Donna sketch. It was a preliminary sketch before the Fresh Blood series.

## Plot

There are lots of Marks, Zachs and Brodens at a party. Zach is dancing when Mark approaches and offers him a beer, which they drink until they are drunk. Zach mentions that he saw Mark talking to that hot babe over there, and asks if he got her number, if he's going to sex her, and if he's going to sex intercourse with her. Mark says he's not because he's in a long-term commited relationship.

But, he says that if he was single, he'd have seen her standing there looking sexy, and taken notice of what she was drinking. He would have got two more of that drink, then slid up next to her, drinks in hand, waited to the precise moment she took her last sip and make direct eye contact with her. He'd say "excuse me gorgeous, I think this drink is yours. No need to thank me, you're already welcome." She'd laugh with a cheeky smile, and that's when he'd know to make his move, which is to get another round of drinks. They'd delve deep into conversation about love, loss, laughter, family, and a whole bunch of other shit. Then, he'd whisper sweetly into her ear "goddamn, I want your body." Then, she'd rush them into a taxi back to her place, and they'd burst through the door, kissing each other savagely. They'd fall onto the bed undressing each other slowly, and then they'd bang here, there, and in ways she didn't even know she could be banged. Then, after they'd made it together, they'd fall asleep.

In reality, Mark gets her the drinks but she is uncomfortable, and goes to reach the drink but Mark drinks it himself, so she leaves. He walks back home, does the dishes, has an Easy Mac, takes a shit, searches 'how to deal with depression' on Google, and falls asleep with a half-eaten ice cream tub while watching a Wolverine cartoon.

Mark says he misses being single. Broden waves from the background wearing a sombrero.
Hipster Mark

Hipster Mark having submitted a visual complaint about his mocha frappachino latte in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe

### Series

* Fapé in the Café
* Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe

## About

### Status

Dancing, satisfying customers

**Hipster Mark** is a hipster version of Mark that likes to go to cafes.

## Biography

He asked Zach if he had any water when Zach visited his cafe and danced around him, taking him to the floor to absorb him into being trendy. (*Trendy Cafe*)

He submitted a complaint about his mocha frappachino quarter shot latte extra hot at the Morning Brown Cafe. Broden said he thought he was a decade old sketch character but wasn't sure and ignored his complaint. (*We're Getting a Toilet Door*)
Haven't You Done Well 5: Cocaine

**Haven't You Done Well 5: Cocaine** is the fifth episode of 1999, and also the fifth part of the Haven't You Done Well series.

## Plot

After a meeting, Broden and Zach have to prepare for another one despite being tired. Broden persuades Zach to drink some cocaine. They both proceed to snort it in increasing quantities, until Mark appears and asks what they're doing. They peer pressure Mark into doing many lines of coke. They put cocaine in Mark's asshole. Mark gets a slight blood nose and Zach loses his teeth. Broden loses his septum but he has a spare nose for friends. Mrs. Richardson-Michaels appears, holding some egg sandwiches, and asks where the icing sugar is; they then realize that the cocaine was icing sugar all along.

## Characters

* Broden
* Zach
* Mark
* Jeanette Richardson-Michaels (Zachary Ruane)

## Trivia

* Mark's butt funnel used in the video would later be sold off for $200.

1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20160427230409/http://auntydonna.bigcartel.com:80/
Delivery Man

The **Delivery Man** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appeared in Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL.
He is a delivery man who is a bit horny.

He once delivered some goats' cum to Dracula, and flirted with him. Dracula said he wouldn't touch him so he committed suicide by hanging. (*Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL*)
Jonathan Richmont

**Lance Corporal Jonathan Richmont of the Light Horseman Brigade** is a character played by Broden Kelly in the audio sketch Father From War.

Jonathan Richmont was a Lance Corporal during the First World War. He had a family of two children and a partner.

While fighting the Germans on the Western Front as part of Batallion 112 in East Germany, Richmont was in a trench for three months straight. On the 11th of November 1915, he wrote to his son, urging him to take care of his mother and sister on their farm and promising that he would return. He also told him to take care of the Telstra bill on the bench, and pick him up from the airport at 10:30am the next Tuesday as he was coming in on Virgin flight VA142 in Terminal 9. He said the emails on his phone weren't working and he was unable to send any. (*Father From War*)

## Trivia

* The photo used as Richmont's picture in the Soundcloud song cover is that of Claude Maxwell MacDonald, a British soldier and diplomat best known for his service in China and Japan.
Hollywood Hank

**Hollywood Hank** (AKA **Hollywood Bob**) is a character played by a guy who won a competition to be in LA Sketch.

He is definitely American and likes American beer. He works on a farm with Beverley Bill.

## Appearances

### LA Sketch

He appears with Beverley Bill and offers Mark, Zach and Broden an American beer. Broden calls him Hollywood Bob when he outros the sketch.
Cum On My Keys

**Cum On My Keys** is a 2014 sketch that stars only Mark Bonanno.

## Plot

Mark turns on the camera and introduces himself. He says he has to get a problem off his chest; he can't stop cumming all over his keys. He says it has been a really big issue, and no matter what he does, he can't stop doing it.

He gives an example; he was in the bathroom having his mod-afternoon wank when he closed his eyes and came, but when he looked down on the toilet seat, his keys were there covered in cum. So, he picked up his keys and washed them off, then went to another room, opened up the draw, put the keys in the draw, closed the draw and locked it, then went back to the bathroom for his second mid-afternoon wank but when he came again his keys were back on the toilet seat covered in his cum.

He says he can't ever use his keys because they're always covered in his cum. If a guest comes over and they want to use his keys, they can't because they're covered in his cum. He explains that it's getting worse every day.

He gives another example of him trying to have sex with his wife, Joelle, because they're trying for a baby. When he comes inside her, he pulls out, and his keys fall out, covered in his cum. Joelle explained that she put the keys up her vagina for safe keeping, despite knowing that Mark is having a real problem with cumming on his keys. This angers Mark.

## Trivia

* The sketch was originally named "T-Shirt Competition Entry". (*Patreon Poddy 3*)
John Lennon

**John Lennon** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER, based on the real John Lennon.

He is a member of the band The Beatles.

Once, Paul McCartney said on *Running Away From Your Problems* that he wacked off with all of the other members of his band, and had a race to see who would cum first. Lennon came back to Paul as a ghost to say he remembered jerking off in the room, and asked to see Paul, Ringo and George Harrison jerking off again. (*Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Ice cream seller

The **ice cream seller** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff.

He is a vendor of ice cream that is made from real cream, which he sells at the ol' pickle house.

In the play *The Tin Roof Shed*, he tried to sell ice cream at the market. (*Podcast Ep 165 - The Tin Roof Shed feat. Honor Wolff*)
Haven't You Done Well 7: How to Apply Sunscreen Good

**Haven't You Done Well 7: How to Apply Sunscreen Good** is the second sketch in How To Do Things Good, and the seventh in the Haven't You Done Well series.

## Plot

Mark, Zach and Broden are on the beach. Mark says it's important to know how to slim, slip, slop, slap, shiv, sham, shlam. Dr Zach explains that slopping is more important than taking panadol, and you need to slop everyday to not get cancer.

### Choosing the right sunscreen

Broden knocks on the table; he is a person who needs some sunscreen. He has come to the right place. There is orange sunscreen and blue ranged sunscreen.

### Slap a friend

Mark slaps Zach. Broden tries a roll on, as do the others. They try a spray slop. Broden plays surprise ketchup with Zach, who has lost his sight. Zach slops Mark.

### Slop your friend

Mark slops his insides, then slops his face. Pro tip: make sure you get every section. Mark slops his penis. Broden is Pablo Picasso, and paints the inside of Mark's mouth

### Coverage - make sure you get it!

Mark uses a paint roller to slap Zach. Pro tip: get a mate to help you slop! Zach rubs Mark's hard to reach places. Mark and Zach get Broden's Chicken Little legs. Pro tip: take it easy.

### Slop your hair

Zach doesn't want his hair to get burned so he slops this too. Mark slicks the sunscreen through his hair like a cool James Dean. Broden hi-yahs Mark while he drinks a can of V energy drink. They slop Broden's head. The first place he will be going after this is a public hospital. Pro tip: don't forget your hat!

### Get that table fkfldsifff....srg

Zach cries, then becomes a turtle.

They're all slopped up, but they've taken so long that they need to reapply again.

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
* Zach
* Dr Zach (Zachary Ruane)
* Pablo Picasso (Broden Kelly)
Cum On My Back Man

**Cum On My Back Man** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!.

Cum On My Back Man is a man who enjoys it when people cum on the lower part of his back. When this happens, he whips up a fart. He is thus brothers with Mr Fart. His parents named him after what they wanted him to do with his life.

## Biography

He appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast and talked to his brother. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)
Dating Mercy

**Dating Mercy** is a sketch in Insert Coin.

## Plot

Mark and Mercy are sitting together at home. Mark asks Mercy how work was, and she says it was awful because she had to heal so many people, there was a Genji that dashed forward and never jumped, and she brough her whole team back from the dead on control point and Junkrat got Play of the Game.

Mark starts coughing. He says he tried to go to the doctor after work but they were closed. Mercy says he can make an appointment tomorrow, but Mark suggests that she heals him now. Mercy says she doesn't want to bring her work home with her, and that every month there's something new, like him spraining his arm wanking, getting diarrhea from eating bad pizza and spraining his dick wanking. She says you can't catch gonorrhea from being in the sun too long.

Mercy agrees to heal him for the last time if Mark takes better care of himself. She engages the healing stream, healing his larynx. He thanks her and goes to have a wank. She engages the damage boost, causing Mark to wank his dick off, and goes to bed.

## Characters

* Mark
* Mercy (Isabella Valette)

## Credits

* Writer: Tommy Dassalo
* Executive Producers: Jordan Raskopoulos & Lee Naimo
* Director: Shane Dunlop
* Producer: Lee Naimo
* Production Assist: Sophie Kneebone
* Sound: Leon East
* Camera Assist: Bobby Ruckus
* Hair/Makeup: Perrie Taylor
* VFX: Drew Grimmett
Hot Department

**Hot Department** is a comedy duo consisting of Honor Wolff and Patrick Durnan Silva.

The group opened for Aunty Donna on the 20th March 2022 at Hamer Hall during The Magical Dead Cat Tour.

There is an upcoming web series, *Hot Department: Dark Web*, that is due to be released on the Grouse House YouTube channel. It features appearances by the members of Aunty Donna.

## Appearances

This list is for appearances of both members of the group. For individual appearances, see Honor and Patrick's individual pages.

* 4. A Pyromaniac's Love Story (1995) with Hot Department
* Podcast Ep 298 - Casting ft Hot Department
DJ SweetLove/Found Out I'm Gay

**DJ SweetLove/Found Out I'm Gay**is the first episode of Rumpus Room. Found Out I'm Gay would be released as its own separate sketch over a year later in February 2014.

## Plot

### DJ SweetLove

Zach flips over a bed and finds Mark laying on it, saying the party was crazy. The sketch flashes back to the previous day when they watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, played Uno and had a rave. Adrian points out that there is a naked man sleeping in the rumpus room, and Zach says it's DJ SweetLove.

Outside, Mark is picking up the mail when a paper boy on a bike hits him in the face with a newspaper.

Broden, Adrian, Mark and Zach all attempt to wake up DJ SweetLove inside, and he asks for a lift, but forgets his clothes. They drop him at the side of the road.

### Found Out I'm Gay

Broden asks Mark what's wrong. Mark says he just found out he's gay and that a guy let him know from his car as he crossed the road. This man calls him a poofter, a homo and a f\*ggot. Allegedly, the man told him to suck dick, fist fuck two men while getting fist fucked, and be in a big forest of dicks getting cum all over him. The man said he wanted to suck Mark's dick, then kiss him, then make love, and maybe introduce him to his parents and his little sister Geniveve who is in the Goosebumps at the moment, then all go out for dinner together. The man hopes his parents would respect their love for its tangibility, not reject it because of bias or religious or political agendas of hate that have been weaved through the social fabric of hundreds and hundreds of years. He also calls Mark a f\*ggot.

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
* Zach
* Adrian
* DJ SweetLove (Zachary Ruane)
Colonel Sanders

**Colonel Sanders** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 262 - High Pressure Environment.

Colonel Sanders is a representative of the McDonalds fast food chain.

He introduced himself to Broden when he was hungry, in an effort to get him to come to McDonalds. (*Podcast Ep 262 - High Pressure Environment*)
Ivan Milat

**Ivan Milat** is a character played by Stuart Daulman who appears in Fuccboi Anthem.

Ivan Milat is based on the deceased Backpacker Murderer of the same name who was convicted of murdering seven people in Belanglo State Forest. He wears a hat and a beige shirt, and has a moustache.

## Appearances

Mark sings "don't expect a fuccboi to call you back because all of their phones are Ivan Milat".
Geordie Lucas

**Geordie Lucas** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!, based on the real George Lucas, but is not to be confused with the character George Lucas.

He is a Geordie director who made Star Wars.

## Biography

He appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast and said hello. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)