Playdate

**Playdate** is the third episode of The Prince.

## Synopsis

Prince George hosts a fancy playdate but snubs Charlotte from the guest list.

## Plot

Prince George goes to school, where he sees his dear friends, Sebastian and Dinesh talking about how good a mocie *Paddington 2* was. Prince George invites them and all of his other friends and acquaintances to his playdate. Princess Charlotte comes up and says that she's very excited for Prince George's playdate but George breaks the news to her, that she's not invited. He then makes a call to Owen, reminding him of how important it is he snub her from the list.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry practice the former's one line for her pointless role as a background character on *Young Sheldon* and Meghan complains about how unfulfilling this is. Prince Harry tells Meghan that he has always dreamed of becoming a massage therapist and Meghan laughs in his face about it but at the same time, she encourages him to get it as they need all the work they can get in order to raise money for themselves.

Prince Charles and Prince William play croquet out in the backyard of Buckingham Palace, where Prince Charles embarrasses himself in front of Queen Elizabeth II by missing his shot. Camilla sneezes, much to the queen's disdain and Prince Charles blames it on himself to please his wife.

Prince George hosts his playdate party, telling interesting political stories to his friends. He also orders Douglas to make him a "Georgetini". Meanwhile, Prince Charlotte tries to get in but Owen denies her entry. Charlotte doesn't even care that she wasn't invited as she's too busy making her suspicious phone calls anyway. Everything progresses swimmingly, until Sebastian brings to his attention that Olivia Rogers isn't at his party, which sends Prince George into a complete and total panic. George orders Owen to find Olivia and bring her to the party.

Douglas is also in a bit of a tussle himself, as he goes down to the kitchen to report that Prince George just ordered a Georgetini and he doesn't know what that is and doesn't even know if it's real.

Prince Harry gets a job as a massage therapist at Youthful Springs Spa. Meghan is happy for her husband but sadly confesses that she didn't get the job on *Young Sheldon* because Iain Armitage didn't like her. Just then, Harry and Meghan come across celebrity of *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills*, Lisa Rinna, who hears about Meghan's struggle to get a job and give her a role in the upcoming 11th season of *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills*.

Back at the party, Prince George finally gets his Georgetini and likes it, much to the relief of Douglas. Just then, the guards come in, carrying Olivia in by force. Prince George asks her why she didn't show up at his playdate earlier and Olivia says that she was at her father's funeral, which was interrupted. Prince George is relieved to know that the reason for her absence was nothing personal. He also demands Owen get rid of her, since her talk about her dead father might "bring the part down". Prince George looks upon his splendid party and claims that this playdate is so good, it's better than *Paddington 2*.

## Characters

### Major Roles

* Prince George
* Queen Elizabeth II
* Prince Philip
* Prince Harry
* Meghan Markle
* Owen
* Sebastian
* Dinesh
* Douglas
* Greg
* Olivia Rogers
* Lisa Rinna

### Minor Roles

* Prince Philip
* Camilla Shand
* Prince William
* Catherine Middleton
* Princess Charlotte
* Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
* Edmund
* Teddy
* Amelia
* Andy Cohen (Mentioned)

## Trivia

* Prince Harry dreams of one day becoming a massage therapist.
* Meghan Markle had always dreamed of being a princess when she was a kid and Harry tells her that she fucked that up. This is because due to her not being born into the royal family and instead only marrying into it, Meghan is only to be a duchess until Prince Charles gets the throne, which would promote her to the title of princess.
* Prince George gets the nickname, "PG".

### Cultural References

* Sebastian and Dinesh watch the 2017 children's movie, *Paddington 2*.
* Prince George drinks Starbucks coffee.
* Meghan Markle tries out for a role as an unnamed one-time character on "*Young Sheldon*", whose only role is to tell *Sheldon Cooper* where the bowties are.
* Prince George discusses how thanks to democratic socialist, Jeremy Corbyn "putting them in a hole", the United Kingdom's Labour Party will have trouble undoing Brexit.