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ExD Artemis

The ExD Artemis is a deadly plasma bow, and the first bow the player can obtain.

The ExD Artemis is obtained during Story Mission: Aphrodite II, after the player has beaten Farris the bow can be obtained from a supply crate before going back inside.

The ExD Artemis' Stats:

 Firerate
 Range
 Projectile Speed
 Accuracy
 Ailment
 Max DPS

**Pros:**

-The first bow obtainable by the player.

-High TECH stat makes it a viable weapon for the Shaman class.

-Fast projectile speed allows the bow to be deadly in close quarters.

**Cons:**

-Low Range for a bow, countered by the projectile speed mentioned in the pros..

-The player will have to buy their own arrows after obtaining their first set, as they never drop again.

**Variants:**

* RA Yajati
Chapter Twenty-Three

Maika is finally close to getting all the answers she ever wanted—but at what price?

## Plot Summary

### Maika

Maika finds her father meditating near Gull's capsule; the Doctor's legs are detached, revealed to be machine-like much like the arm he had constructed for her. The Doctor reveals his baffler screen not only hides the Mask of Power from the other old god hosts but the existence of Gull as his prisoner as well. He then reveals his ultimate aim: to return their race to the stars, which he views is the birthright of the Shaman-Empress' line. While they talk, Maika eats more food offered by the Doctor, realizing only after the fact that the meat is human. Thus, the Doctor's true identity as the Ghoul Killer and Cannibal Murderer is revealed. Yet, Maika is convicted by this, knowing her own past of cannibalism with Zinn.

In flashbacks, Maika recalls being tested by her father as a child; even then, he sought to unlock the true nature of her power.

Maika finds herself hungry and starving for flesh but refuses to give into the hunger. The Doctor insists she cannot conquer it, only accept it. But he offers her a way out: sacrifice Zinn and return the old god to the Doctor's body. He claims it is an offer, not a command, and insists he can control Zinn, believing it to be merely a mechanism. Maika defends Zinn's autonomy and sentience, which the Doctor dismisses. Instead, he says, Zinn was the Shaman-Empress' slave. Their conversation is interrupted by the imminent departure of Va'lan, who is preparing to leave. The Doctor leaves Maika to share parting words with the Wave Court representative.

Maika is then found by Vihn, disguised as a Blood Court soldier. Vihn follows Maika to Gull's prison but not before recognizing a model starship hanging from the Doctor's chambers, suggesting the Ancients were once capable - or aware - of space travel themselves. Vihn then studies Gull's experiment, naming it "The Method" - evidently a way of generating power from the blood of an old god once utilized by the Shaman-Empress.

Meanwhile, Maika frees Gull. As she does, the Doctor re-appears. Vihn feigns her arcanic identity, but the Doctor activates a device that forces her into her Ancient form, temporarily stunning her. Maika and her father fight, but the Doctor outmatches her. Accepting defeat, Maika demands Gull as a daughter's prerogative. The Doctor agrees, touched by being acknowledged as her father, but then demands Zinn's appearance. Although she refuses, the Doctor speaks a language, and Zinn instantly appears.

In the ensuing confrontation, the Doctor uses this language to control Zinn, disabling him as well. He then reveals that the servitor's claim was true: Zinn did murder the Shaman-Empress, although he did not act alone: he conspired with Marium. Zinn, dismayed, retreats, seeing visions of Marium and the Shaman-Empress. The Doctor leaves, allowing the hunger to overtake Maika.

### Kippa

Kippa flees through the forest, pursued by Blood Court soldiers. Ren appears to help her, slaughtering the soldiers in a feral rage. Facing one another again for the first time since Pontus, both Kippa and Ren burst into tears.
The Soviet Time Wizard

Very little is known about The Soviet Time Wizard. He is thought to be a KGB special operative from the 1950s who was involved in time travelling experiments at the time. He bears a strong resemblance to an agent with the designation 2345A4, who disappeared at around this period but these reports were unconfirmed. What is known from the experiments was that agents or individuals were sent forward in time to gain intelligence and technologies. However, these attempts failed to send agents backwards in time which trapped these travellers in our current timeline.

The Soviet Time Wizard has enjoyed his new found life in this time line and has taken to wearing three sets of glasses to maintain focus on his goal of monitoring the future. In keeping with his Soviet era heritage, he has fashioned a nuclear powered hand weapon that is capable of firing rail powered projectiles, can be rearranged into various Swiss army style hand tools, makes bitter coffee and runs as a power source for various appliances. It is believed that his weapon has also given him the ability to travel through time.

He is a member of The Soviet Watchers and many speculate that he is the one responsible for the faction's ability to travel through time.
List of PvP Amadeus Algebraic Creature Rewards

**Multiplayer** feature in CWK had a tournament with different prizes each month from December 2016 to November 2017. The top prize when a player reached Rank 1 (Amadeus) was a unique algebraic creature.

The monthly tournament stopped renewing in December of 2017-December 2023 can only get the Sand Eye Bat, but with the return of the game in 2024, it was updated in PvP and different rewards came.

## List of Algebraic Creature Rewards

**(1-12) The rewards between are the sour rewards, while the rewards after (13) are the new rewards available.**

1- December 2016 - #4 Angel Of Sand

2- January 2017 - #10 Baldmans Throne

3- February 2017 - #40 Corn Ronin

4- March 2017 - #46 CottonSaurus Rex

5- April 2017 - #54 Dr. Stuffenstein

6- May 2017 - #60 Elf Marauder

7- June 2017 - #62 Embarrassing Bard

8- July 2017 - #66 Eye Guy

9- August 2017 - #68 Farmer Tom

10- September 2017 - #118 Rainbow Barfer

11- October 2017 - #120 Sack of Pain

12- November 2017 - #124 Sand Eye Ball

13- January 2024 - #62 Embarrassing Bard
ExD Lathyrus

The ExD Lathyrus is a deadly Toxic hand cannon which can inflict the deadly Poison II ailment. Though it's standalone DPS is low, the Lathyrus is capable of felling foes through DoT.

The ExD Lathyrus can be purchased for 11250 Credits Weapons Depot at the Bunker on Sekhmet VI.

The ExD Lathyrus' stats:

 Firerate
 Range
 Projectile Speed
 Accuracy
 Ailment
 Max DPS

**Pros:**

-First weapon to offer the Poison II ailment.

**Cons:**

-Only useful against organics who are unarmored, making it highly situational.
Nicelands

## Effect:

- Creature heals 10% HP at the beginning of every turn. Creature is confused and can no longer target specific enemies. A creature can only have one Landscape at a time.

- Nicelands Landscape is considered as a Positive Effect to a creature.

## Notes:

Nicelands is a landscape card from the faction of Nicelands. It has the same name as the faction itself.

## List of Creatures that have Nicelands

Cotton Eye Bat

King Fluff

Pirate Bear

Snake Mint

Cotton Cutie

Soft Rock

The Barrel
Effects

## Landscapes

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Landscapes add both strengths and weaknesses depending on the element they belong to. They stay active until they are destroyed or replaced by another landscape. A creature can only have one landscape.

     **Useless Swamp:** When the creature is attacked, inflict Blind and 5% poison on the enemy. Drag attacks cost is increased by 1.

## Positive Effects

**Bulls-Eye:** Next attack is a guaranteed Critical Hit.

**Thorns:** Returns physical damage done to the target back to the attacker. Stacks increase number of turns the effect is active.

## Negative Effects

    ### **Attack Down:**

 Decreases damage done. Stacks increase number of turns the effect is active. Removes Attack Up when applied.*seems to be 20% reduction on dungeon bosses*

**Slow:** Drag attacks cost 1 more energy. Stacks increase number of turns effect is active. Removes Haste when applied.
Uncharted Map Expedition

## Introduction

Me and the boys found an uncharted island out near the Bermuda Triangle. Gonna be hard to, y'know, GET there, but I could go fetch that teleportation device I bought off eBay last week. Oh, and
 we sent some scouts, and they found this. Says there's tons of it.
Well, I'm excited! Mysterious Bermuda rainbow rock island! Let's go.
BolognaMan

The infamous BolognaMan. Has the power to turn that with he touches into bologna loafs. Consumes only Bologna slices and pig fat. His only weakness is bread.

Bologna Man - an Italian from the city of Bologna
systemically reconstitutes his enemies into a fine quality deli meat by taking multiple cloudy images of them in quick succession
his long time arch enemy - Asperger the Asparagus from the underwater city of Atlantis is in constant pursuit to destroy Bologna Man
Captain Cripple

Captain Cripple, the avenger of The Crippled, returned after a long adventure that took him to hell and back. In the dark fiery realms of Hades, he ran across the Plains of Fire, swam in the Sea of Lost Souls, climbed the obsidian Death Mountain and crept past his parents bedroom at 6 am to fetch late midnight snacks.

He fought the great Ald'hur'gran, the Dark Prince's lead soldier that sat at the left hand of the throne. During his perilous journey through the underworld, he lost his upper torso and limbs. Captain Cripple is now doomed to survive with nothing but his feet, calves, thighs, abdomen, belly, chest, neck, head, and his fabulously awesome hair.

The origins of his weapon is unknown, but rumors tell of a legendary swordsman who turned into a blacksmith after losing both his eyes in an epic battle with Satan himself. This sword MIGHT be a replica of that well known saga of the ages but as we know 'it is not the tool, but the fool'.

Now that he roams the earth anew, he refrains from any cult or community that would negatively affect his alliances as he would prefer to lend a hand to his fellow heroes.

## Powers

* Since he only have feet to train, his legs are extremely strong and durable, resulting in leaps at heights of at least 1,5 meters at max
* Scares and confuses enemies with his abnormal figure
* His blade is very sharp

## Weaknesses

* Trouble holding his sword
* Has a long backstory of being tickled, now he wakes up at night
* Haven't had a proper ejaculation in years, getting desperate and moody
Lucha Claus

After spending many years in the Lucha Libre pits as the league's chief promoter of Christmas spirit, Lucha Claus found his true calling when answering Whapshanka's call to arms. Now, he defends justice with his allies on the Fiber Force.

Lucha is in actual fact, an escaped Mexican Elf from the sweat shops of northern Greenland. These northern factories located in undisclosed areas of the high Arctic are used by the more famous Santa Claus as production factories when the more well known Elven warehouses of the North Pole can not keep up to demand. Over the past century, the original northern Elves have imported slave labour Elves mainly from their Mexican and Central American colonies to provide the elf power for these secondary factories.

After a deadly explosion caused by the production of cheap hover boards in 2014 in one of these factories, Lucha was part of a mass exodus of an estimated 1,600 Mexican Elves that escaped the slave labour factories of northern Greenland. The deadly breakout was stopped by the Elf Army Corp with deadly force. Lucha was one of the estimated 200 that made it out alive to reach refugee camps in Newfoundland, Canada. For four years, he became part of the Lucha LIbre League, a liberation front group with the goal of freeing their fellow Mexican Elves in northern Greenland.

When he returned from unsuccessful campaigns against Santa and his Elven Army Corps, he returned to Newfoundland to be with family and friends. After a year in the camps, where he earned a living as an entertainment wrestler under his family name 'Lucha', he was contacted by Whapshanka to become a member of the Fiber Force, Lucha was promoted to special duties specifically to bring happiness to the children that Fiber Force saves.
Catbedman

## Origins

Catbedman was conceived when a radioactive cat scratched a bored human's arm. At first rejected by Vitamin C, he joined the Fiber Force because he's not really fond of soviet stuff and the other factions are literally just one guy.

## Abilities

Catbedman can make time stop by taking power naps. The cat bed helmet provides protection against head impact making Catbedman a very valuable asset in tough fights.

Another little known ability is the Look of Loathe. Catbedman looks at the enemy with a look of disapproval making the target question its existence.

Ranged attacks include the Remote Throw. Catbedman throws the remote at the face of the enemy causing mild injuries but severely increasing anger within the enemy.

## Equipment

Catbedman has a cat bed armor, remote control for ranged attacks and face bandana, because why not.
The Father of The Dark

The Father of The Black uses his superpowers that was given to him at birth. Ranging from his super strength, to his incredibly fast speed. The Father of The Black is an unstoppable ape that cannot be defeated by most forces of evil.

But there is a catch. What he gains in physical strength, he lacks in intelligence. Making him a gulible animal that can barely speak english and often forgets about certain laws in the usa. Because of this, everyone has split their perspectives of him. With some seeing him as a threat that needs to be stopped, and most seeing him as a misunderstood creature that is helping the country.

Since his lack of intelligence lead him to having over 50 children with numerous women, The Father of The Black cannot be seen by those who are related to him. He also has a talent in hiding in the dark.

(I kinda fucked up with the hero name, sorry for the confusion.)
Lank Zeldalker, The Sith of Time

## Who the Fuck Is That?

Lank Zeldalker is the illegitimate child of Zelda, Princess of Hyrule, and Anakin Skywalker. How is that possible? I don't know, but it's fucking fiction. Deal with it.

Lank received gifts from his parents before Anakin (who was obviously Darth Vader) left to fuck shit up in space with Emperor Palpatine. Zelda gave him the Hylian shield and green tunic while Vader gave him a duplicate of the famous mask and another duplicate; this time it was the lightsaber. The iPod he bought from Wal-Mart.

After some adventuring without taking arrows to the knee, Lank was hellbent to become like his mother's first love: Link, the Hero of Time. However, his heart was slightly corrupted; he was a goddamn son of a sith, after all. His goal then changed to becoming the ultimate time traveling sith. He dubbed himself "The Sith of Time" for that reason. He has actually yet to travel through time.

When he was invited to The Soviet Watchers, he gladly accepted because he heard they can travel through time. Of course, doing so will be unlocking the path to his ultimate goal. What is this goal? Pretty sure you figured that shit out on your own, nigga.

### Equipment

* Vader Helmet (duplicate)
* Hylian Shield
* Green Tunic
* Vader's Lightsaber (duplicate)
* iPod Touch 5th Generation
* Gym Shorts (because tights basically ask for a man to fuck you in the ass)

### Skills

* Combat
	+ Decent at blocking with shield + shield bashing
	+ Uses lightsaber like an actual sword and not a baton that kills people
	+ Can kick a little bit
	+ "Ahh Perrrrs" makes for a good distraction
	+ Knows how to DODGE good
* Musical
	+ Sucks dick at ocarina of time
	+ Plays a mean air guitar
* Speech
	+ Shoots the shit pretty much
Abominable Umpire

### Alias

Hey!, Don't you have eyes, What the fuck was that?, What's the matter with you?, Didn't you see that?, That was inside, That was outside, You can't throw me out of the game, Your mom!, Fuck this, Fuck you, Fuck that, What school did you go to?, Pay attention, How much did they pay you?, Are you Chinese? That's it, I'm getting my bat, FUCKKKK!

## Physical Description

### Gender

Striped

The Abominable Umpire is the hero who defends the American past time of baseball no matter the cold. He is the only known baseball umpire in Alaska to have overseen a game at minus 50 below zero in a blinding snowstorm. The game in question had been played in complete darkness in February with a home team of which only six survived. The competing team from Indiana was completely frozen and are permanently embedded in a baseball field in the Arctic tundra near Wainwright, Alaska.

His only known powers include his ability to stand stock still in frigid temperatures for hours at a time, a heightened sense of vision that allows him to see minute changes in the trajectory of an average baseball in flight and an oversized umpire mask which he uses to ram into his opponents in hand to hand combat. The mask is a tribal made face adornment that had been passed down to him from generations of umpires dating back to the Roman era when ballbase was the game of choice. Ballbase was a more violent form of the modern sport which included 45 naked players per team, a human 'ball', eleven bases in a star shaped pattern that stretched over two kilometers of game field and featured decapitation, delimbing and immolation.
Captain Bowsock

Captain Bowsock's powers are simple and rudimentary.

As long as he wears his magical pink bow, he is invincible and can kill anyone by hitting them with his head sock. Get on his level or offer your body to him.

His arch nemesis is Captain Sweatband, though they are both heroes they often argue on whether bows or sweatbands are cooler. It seems they match in strength and invulnerability. They have however helped one another on several occasions, like the one time Captain Sweatband got jumped by Dr Wifebeater Terrorist and got his sweatbands were stolen or the one time Captain Bowsock got grounded by his mother and needed to sneak out. It is said that if they slap their cocks together they form the ultimate hero, Colonel Sweatbow. I was kidding about them being arch nemesiseses or nemisses they are actually best friends who argue a lot.
Mr. Tostito

**Joseph Raymond Tostito** (AKA Mr. Tostito) was born in Jacksonville, Florida on April 20th, 1969, after his father, Raymond Tostito, the inventor of the Tostito chip, violently fucked a bag of his own Tostito chips. The result of the unholy union was a Tortilla chip human hybrid born with the power to summon tostito chips using his breath, where he uses them like shurikens. This, along with his musicianship that allows him to buff his allies and weaken his enemies, along with his custom built nacho cheese AR-15, makes him a powerful adversary. Mr. Tostito is a member of the NANDO L.O.T., and serves the Fresh Prince of Allah to spread the religion of peace by force.
LioliolioliolityhdefgrefvervwQWEFWDfsfxd43r343qv3

### Strengths

super computation, can forecast weather ten days ahead, can control kitchen appliances

## Physical Description

### Gender

Female, Male, Genderfluid

LioliolioliolityhdefgrefvervwQWEFWDfsfxd43r343qv3, otherwise known as L0li seems to be a rouge AI program. Almost nothing is known about it as all it has done so far is play pranks.

It's origins are believed to have been from sophisticated Russian computer viruses from the mid 2000s. These viruses were meant to circumvent banking transactions with an internet porn syndicate in Germany. It is thought that the vast number of transactions multiplied the software virus on an exponential scale which started the process of self awareness.

This theory of its origins is thought to be confirmed by the computer AI's affiliation and fixation towards collecting and amassing pornography and in generating content for obscure German fetishes. It is also thought that this general fixation towards collecting porno, its origins as a virus and its relatively young personality is what drives its tendency towards random pranks and mischievous acts to mislead, misguide and misdirect innocent victims.
Kool Killers Klub

Born from the shadows as a source of justice in a dark world, the members of the KKK stand as watchers and defenders of the world.

Their battle cry is - 'Harken your ears to the rumbling skies and darkening clouds. The Kool Killers Klub has arrived!'

They have accepted the world will never be bright again, so they have resolved to make the dark welcoming instead of fighting to near extinction for past glories.

**Members**

* ShawShank
* The Unsinkable Captain Cravat
* Das Foot
* Giant Fist Guy
* BolognaMan
* Turbo Tape
* The Father of The Black
* The Cuntfuntler
* Dan the Racist Martian
* The Meat Beater
* General Sexcapades
* The Cracker Jack-off
Racist Dan the Martian

Dan works for a small accounting firm in the Martian city of Gaylordton, a homosexual monitoring outpost on the planet's eastern frontier. Located in the city's upper east side by day, Dan is also secretly a neo-nazi Jew hunter by night.

Dan arrived on the Martian world in 2004 after having been fired from every major accounting firm on Earth. To maintain his career, he took on a position with Pete, Dave and Eric's Martian Minerals Inc. In addition, he augments his income by also being known as Mars' top Disco DJ on the planet. Although a fervent anti-homosexual, the promise of a lucrative side career in the gay bar scene in the Martian mining world has meant that he has to take on several personalities in order to maintain a career, a high paying income and a crime fighting persona.

When not playing to a sweaty warehouse full of half naked men, Dan is a neo-Nazi Jew hunter. Since he works in accounting, he has infiltrated the lower financial circlesof the Martian home world and has assassinated several high ranking Jews. The number of kills he has accumulated are marred by the fact that he has also killed several non-Jews as he considers anyone who handles money as a Jew.
The Unsinkable Captain Cravat

One fateful day, it was reported that the S.S. French Necktie had capsized and, along with captain Joe Anon, was lost to the sea. Several years later, fishermen and ocean-based criminals would report sightings of a mysterious figure surfing the seas upon a meat cleaver, repeatedly swallowed by the waves only to reappear to exact watery vengeance upon those preying on the weak at sea. Upon hearing the call of the Kool Killers Klub leader, Shawshank, The Unsinkable Captain Cravat eargerly pledged his services, ready to do real work.

The Unsinkable Captain Cravat cannot be submerged in any liquid. His gun shoots super tightly rolled cravats, and his cleaver can be used to surf the open seas, in search of sea crimes. His cravat can also deflect bullets, and he always talks in the third person.
Turbo Tape

A fan of handicrafts who suffered a terrible accident with hot glue. After aiding himself with a bunch of ancient adhesives his grandfather gave him before he mysteriously vanished, Turbo Tape gained the ability to control any kind of tape in any way imaginable. With this power he travels the globe to use this new ability to aid the powerless.

He's the medic of the Kool Killers Klub.

Habilities: Tapekinesis, advanced healing factor.
Hot Topic-Chan ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓝⓘⓖⓖⓔⓡ

## Abilities

### Powers

Self Inflection - deals 100+ defenseVocal Cover - damages ears in a 5 mile radius, attacking with a 50+

Rawr xDDDDD - deals insane damage up to 50+ to 200+

### Strengths

Armor upgrade:-Botdf shirt +5 armor-Skinny nut-tightening jeans +15 armor

-Monster Drink +10 speed/damage increase with -5 penalty on Self Inflection

### Weaknesses

-Satire iFunny memes-Facebook memes

-9gag memes

-literally any memes from an outside source of 4Chan

## Physical Description

### Gender

Otherkin/EmoKin

**Backstory** *After the 10th trillion self-inflicting cuts, Hot Topic-Chan ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓝⓘⓖⓖⓔⓡ AnHero'd. After a brief talk with death he was allowed to back on Earth. Helping other emo queers cut themselves, Hot Topic-Chan ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓝⓘⓖⓖⓔⓡ or ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓝⓘⓖⓖⓔⓡ for short, would go on to end the atrocity of a phase labeled Emo.*

**Character plot**

Stealing his Mother's credit card, ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓝⓘⓖⓖⓔⓡ designed his costume from every article of clothing found at the local Hot Topic store
The Negasuit

## Origin

One of the founding members of the secret organization known as the Syndicate. Where The Negasuit comes from is unknown.

## Powers

* Always looks good in his suit.
* Suit never gets dirty.
* Can make people around him experience profound negative emotions.

* Can conjure his weapon "The Negative Sword" from thin air.
* Can use tie as a whip with a breaking strength of 2300 kg.
* Suit can block just about anything.

## Weakness

* Easy to spot because of his negative colors.
* Always negative.
The Syndicate

The Syndicate is a mysterious organization led by unknown Founding Members.

They are mostly known for the ability to mimic a Bostonian accent and a great interest in merchandise destined for stripmalls in the American midwest.

As a dark organization that seldom appears in combat situations, it is thought that they instead work on the inside of other organizations in clandestine operations meant to disrupt and destroy other groups. Their covert operations are also geared towards gathering further intelligence on shipping containers, human trafficking and narcotic deliveries.
Whapshanka

In the cold north, a man decided to take up the fight against criminality. He called out for help and inspired a whole generation of heroes. Realizing that he was not the only one thirsting for justice, he founded a group of heroes which the dubgods named the Fiber Force.

**Abilities**

His power comes from his viking ancestry. He's immune to cold and rather strong. Can drink anyone under the table. He's a real lightweight drinker so he gets drunk super fast, but even so he never stops drinking and will never pass out. Anyone breaking the law will sooner or later get a good whapping. Whapshanka loves to whap. He might not be the smartest, but his main power is in his inspirational speech (even though he has that Northern European accent).

**Equipment**

 As stated before he's immune to cold so his ushanka is purely cosmetic. The Whapmace is his main weapon, but for medium distances he has various throwing weapons.
Nandemonaiya (Movie Edit)

**Nandemonaiya** is a song from the film.

It plays at when Taki and Mitsuha pass each other in the bridge of Tokyo, and the song ended when The movie ends with them simultaneously asking for each other's name.

## Lyrics

* Rōmaji
* Kanji
* English

mou sukoshi dake de ii ato sukoshi dake de ii mou sukoshi dake de ii kara

mou sukoshi dake de ii ato sukoshi dake de ii

mou sukoshi dake kuttsuiteiyou ka

mou sukoshi dake de ii ato sukoshi dake de ii mou sukoshi dake de ii kara

mou sukoshi dake de ii ato sukoshi dake de ii

mou sukoshi dake kuttsuiteiyou yo

bokura taimu furaiyaa toki o kakeagaru kuraimaa

toki no kakurenbo hagurekko wa mou iya nanda

hanashitari shinai yo nido to hanashi wa shinai yo

yatto kono te ga kimi ni oitsuitanda yo

kimi wa hade na kuraiyaa sono namida tometemitai na

dakedo kimi wa kobanda koboreru mama no namida o mite wakatta

ureshikute naku nowa kanashikute warau nowa

kimi no kokoro ga kimi o oikoshitanda yo

もう少しだけでいい　あと少しだけでいい　もう少しだけでいいから

もう少しだけでいい　あと少しだけでいい

もう少しだけ　くっついていようか

もう少しだけでいい　あと少しだけでいい　もう少しだけでいいから

もう少しだけでいい　あと少しだけでいい

もう少しだけくっついていようよ

僕らタイムフライヤー　時を駆け上がるクライマー

時のかくれんぼ　はぐれっこはもういやなんだ

離したりしないよ　二度と離しはしないよ

やっとこの手が　君に追いついたんだよ

君は派手なクライヤー　その涙　止めてみたいな

だけど　君は拒んだ　零れるままの涙を見てわかった

嬉しくて泣くのは　悲しくて笑うのは

君の心が　君を追い越したんだよ

It's only a little further... just a little longer... we're almost there.

It's only a little further... just a little longer...

So shall we stick together just little longer?

It's only a little further... just a little longer... we're almost there.

It's only a little further... just a little longer...

So let's stick together for a little bit longer!

We're time flyers! Time-scaling climbers!

We're sick of being left out of time's game of hide-and-seek!

I won't let go of you- I'll never let go again;

This hand was finally able to catch you!

You're a dramatic crier! I wanna try putting a stop to those tears!

But you refused... and I understood why once I saw those tears that fell.

The reason you cried so happily, and smiled so sadly,

Was because your heart had grown far beyond you.
Dr. Diarrhea

Despite extensive research, nobody knows from where Dr. Diarrhea got his fecal powers. At the age of six, he started suffering from a seemingly incurable, chronic diarrhea. As a child he developed a sense of isolation and loneliness when he could not spend long periods of time with others. However, as a teenager, he realized he could channel his inner forces of shit and project them towards other people, causing them to suffer from violent diarrhea for as long as he wishes.

As a lone child, he excelled in school and gained his PhD before the age of 20, specializing in many fields. He used his training and education to perfect his special ability. At one point he conducted extensive studies on Mephitis mephitis and in the possibilities of weaponizing feces.

Dr. Diarrhea is not aligned with any factions.
The Ostfront Guards

A top secret team of elite soldaten that were kept frozen using advanced Nazi technological advances in cryogenics in 1944. They were recently reanimated in 2016 to re-establish the remnants of the famed Third Reich and track down the Soviet Watchers.

Now at large, the group is actively hunting down the time-traveling bolsheviks, intent on harnessing their powers of time travel and bring the Reich of old into the modern day and to rid the world of subhuman filth once and for all.

## Current Members:

Captain Feldspaten

The Leathered Tanker

The Straightener
The Cracker Jack-off

### Alias

The Jackoff, Wack Jack, Jackie, Jax, Hijack, Jack be Nimble, White Ass Cracker, Austin the Snack Pack

## Physical Description

### Gender

Male-ish?

**Backstory**

Horribly mutated at birth, The Cracker Jack-off was abandoned as a child and left for dead in his home city of Chernobyl. Luckily, he was taken in by a roaming group of Russian dancers known as the Squatting Slavs. He spent his formidable years with them and learned to scavenge for crackers in the streets of Ukrainian cities with the best of them. For years he was raised as one of them, but eventually left to pursue a life of justice. He is also an experienced musician, and can burn his opponents with his mixtapes, while mocking his victims with his catch phrase 'It's actually really tight yo'.

Hating all that is neckbeard and weeby, he pursues those who are social degenerates, and slices them to bits with his Ununtrium playing cards. Sometimes this hatred for these people get in the way of dealing with other 4-chan heros.

**Powers**

* Mixtape is literal fire - burns enemies and gives you likes
* Can distribute delicious snacks on a whim

* Uses Ununtrium throwing-cards to slice through most things

**Weaknesses**

* Weebs get on his nerves and will hunt them relentlessly
* Has to go shopping for snacks (that shit's expensive man)
* Is straight but likes traps so not really
Quik Silver

Name : Quik Silver

Age : unknown

"Home Country" : Germany

Affiliation : Fiber Force

Backround Story : Found in an old Nazi Bunker by a German research group . Was
feasting on dead bodies of animals . Got captured by a British scientist , who was leading the expedition . Numerous testing was done on him
leading to his non consisting body form .
Captain Feldspaten

Founder of The Ostfront Guards, defender of ethnic integrity and self-proclaimed nemesis of Captain Stalingrad.

Kaptain Feldspaten, a highly trained former elite SS guard from the Second World War was once a lead engineer during the war. He was well known for building some of the largest and deepest trenches on the eastern front during the middle war years.

He is known to call his 'feldspaten' - Mein Hitler and salutes it accordingly before battle. He is a highly trained soldier but prefers digging trenches to approach his enemy and then uses 'Mein HItler' to beat them to death.
Конец

**Конец** (англ. *The End*) — двадцатая и завершающая миссия основного сюжета *DmC: Devil May Cry*.

## Краткое содержание

Бунтарское трио наслаждается плодами своих деяний: реальный мир столкнулся с миром демонов, теперь ничто не будет спрятано от людей, освобождённых от гнёта и тирании Мундуса. «Теперь мы будем править», — говорит Вергилий. Данте и Кэт понимают, что Вергилий вовсе не собирался освобождать человечество от демонов, он лишь хотел править им самолично.

Данте такое положение вещей не устраивает. Он пытается убедить своего брата, что люди имеют столько же прав на свободу, сколько и нефилимы, однако у Вергилия другая точка зрения. Он предлагает Данте оставаться в стороне и не мешать, если тот не согласен разделить с ним власть.

## Прохождение

Основная статья: Вергилий
Вергилий атакует призрачными метательными клинками (их можно отбивать мечом обратно), стремительными атаками с мечом Ямато (уворачиваемся, нажимая клавишу shift), внезапными атаками с воздуха (отпрыгиваем в сторону). Обычным способом Вергилию урон уроне не нанести: он постоянно использует блок. Нужно либо отбивать в него его же клинки, и только после этого бить, либо бить его, пока он стоит и восстанавливается после мощных атак.

   Когда у Вергилия останется треть здоровья, появляется призрачный двойник. Не обращаем внимание на двойника, уничтожить его не удастся, остаётся лишь уклоняться от его атак. Продолжаем бить Вергилия.
Когда здоровье Вергилия будет подходить к концу, он упадёт на колени. Но его не получится, призрачный двойник парирует любые атаки. Включаем демонический облик (клавиша «V») и наносим последний удар Вергилию.

Данте сохраняет брату жизнь. Вергилий исчезает в одном из своих порталов.
The Straightener

Born in Germany, he was trained as a counter intelligence agent at a young age. He was given many psychoactive drugs to groom his young mind to take part in secretive espionage operations throughout in Europe. The combination of mind altering drugs and his active role in the destruction and dehumanization of endless victims from hundreds of covert operations, has caused his mental state to deteriorate.

The memory of his activities now haunts him. He lives a life of turmoil, a never ending plague of uneven, distorted realities and the voices of innumerable people always clawing at his mind.

His weapon of choice is the most powerful clothing iron in existence, given to him by Odin the Thunder God himself. A gift given to the Straightener to aid in cleaning and maintaining the endless clothes, uniforms and coverings that are sent to Valhala every night. The Iron of Flatness serves the dual role of aiding him in his righteous duty of straightening that which is evil.

He has joined The Ostfront Guards in order to help and to one day eradicate that which he hates.
Redtee-boy

## Origin

Redtee-boy, believed to be born and raised somewhere in Scandinavia. Stories says he set out to explore the world and to see how much of a fight life is. He wanders the streets, but only after sunset. If you for some strange reason have the urge to meet with Redtee-boy, rumors says to follow the empty bottles of Jägermeister and when approaching him, to gift him a can of Solo soft drink.

Someone who accidentally meet with Redtee-boy was Whapshanka. After meeting with Whapshanka, Redtee-boy become his apprentice.

## Abilities

### Yelling:

Redtee-boy has the ability to yell louder than any human before him. This stuns everyone within an unknown radius, except those he has impregnated.

### Emotionally attached:

He has been spotted being emotionally attached to bottles of Jägermeister and a soft drink from Norway ''Solo''.

### See in the dark:

As one of few humans who is able to see in the dark, Redtee-boy gained this ability after continuously going for walks in the middle of the night and not returning home until sunrise.

### Check 'em:

It is said that Redtee-boy is supported by a God so great, this God gives Redtee-boy all the dubs he want, whenever he wants them. Check 'em.
Captain urea

Hailing from the Cayman Islands, Captain Urea can leap two feet at a time while dispensing justice from his two main weapons which fire Charmen Ultra Strong paper towels at high velocity as the hero shouts to his opponents - 'to show how easy my paper towels rip'.

He has the power to be cyberbullied, an offensive defensive strategy he uses to lure his victims into close combat so that he can smother them with paper towels.
Dr Professor Cringe

Dr Professor Cringe is suspected of being a lost Canadian backpacker who mysteriously disappeared in Brazil in 2001. The disappearance is believed to have been caused when a tour bus collided with a transport delivery truck containing hundreds of unfinished oversized fluff toys. The fire and smoke from the collision caused by the highly toxic unregulated plastic fluff toys led to unusual reactions including partial fluff melding with flesh as well as fully grafted fluff limbs and heads to a few of the victims. Although many of these fully grafted fluff balls died, several survived and ran into the Brazilian jungle and disappeared. Most of the passengers from this tragedy were accounted for but several missing individuals included Dr Professor Cringe. It is also believed that several hybrid human/fluff people from this accident may still be alive.

Dr Professor Cringe, a university student from Ryerson University in Toronto, is smarter than all the other heroes. He had been travelling the world to become more social and cooler and to lose his persona as a cringy individual. Gaining access to his university account, he completed several programs and eventually gained his Phd in Fluffdom, the first of its kind in Canada and also achieved his official title of Doctor.

These traits had caused years of tragic (completely undeserved) loneliness which grew from every internet post that wasn't a reply to Dr Professor Cringe. "Why wouldn't people reply? Dr Professor Cringe is funny AND smart! and all Dr Professor Cringe's posts are better than everyone else's and the world must recognize that!', he was often quoted as saying.

Added to his awkward personal traits, his fully grafted fluff body parts, unusual relationships on internet forums and groups, Dr Professor Cringe's powers of cringe is capable of reaching extreme levels to the point of causing anyone who gaze upon him to cringe themselves inside out. The more Dr Professor Cringe enjoys this cringe in others, the more his powers grow as he believes that his victims deserve their misfortune for not being friends with him.

Dr Professor Cringe has MANY adoring fans such as the one writing this factual unbiased article which Dr Professor Cringe definitely didn't write Dr Professor Cringe'self
Zyklon Bee

Zyklon Bee, or Fernando, which he claims is his real name, is a man who escaped from a notorious mental asylum in Cuenca, Spain. Apparently, he had been kept in isolation for several years next to a growing bee colony that stung him to insanity over a period of two years. The more he was stung, the more insane his actions, the more insane his actions, the longer he was kept, the longer he was kept the more he got stung until finally his mind broke and bee DNA merged with his human body. In a dramatic escape, he morphed into an Africanized honey bee and flew out of his cell during the height of flowering season in the summer of 2008. As a flying bee drone, he mated with several queens in the Spanish country side and spawned several failed human/bee descendants none of which are thought to have survived. Researchers were quoted as describing his journey as - 'a plain Jane that fucked mainly on the plain in Spain, for shame'.

Once reverting back to human form, after his first successful transformation as a bee, he founded The Bananimals

He has several bee-related powers, including infinite knowledge of bees, the power to create, manipulate, and influence bees, turn into or partially into a bee, and communicating with bees.

The bees created or affected by him seem to be immune to cyanide based poisons, namely Zyklon B. The Cyanide-based pesticide of his namesake fills the stingers of his controlled bees to lethal levels for humans.

After years of psychological isolation and his relationship to bees, "Fernando" has only been known to say "BEES BEES BEES! BEE -HEE-HEE-HEES!'". His language at this point is mainly constructed entirely of the word "BEES".

Apparently, on one occasion, he was drunk and accidentally said "WAAASPS!", where he was attacked by a swarm of Tarantula Hawk Wasps. This episode marked another change in his psyche that now prevent him for saying anything other than BEES! for fear of mentioning any other insect. The wasp attack also left him blind although he makes up for his lack vision by mainly using his sense of smell to communicate and interact with the world.
Heroes of 4chan Wikia

## Welcome to the Heros of 4chan Wikia

Welcome to the home of all 4chan Hero knowledge. Although limited in scope, this page provides all known information concerning 4chan heroes that were exposed in 2016. Numerous heroes do exist but few have been written about which is why this wiki was created.

Heroes of 4chan tend to be unknowing heroes that go about their normal lives until they take on their personas.

To the untrained eye, the powers these heroes possess may seem stupid, retarded or otherwise useless but in actual combat situations, levitation, card throwing, interdimensional travel, ESP and the ability to type at 50 wps can prove to be game changing tactics that can overtake any supernatural opponent.

## The M00t Legacy

We are the heroes that everybody wants, but only M00t deserves.

## Factions

Kool Killers Klub

The Ostfront Guards

The Soviet Watchers

The Syndicate

Fiber Force

The NANDO L.O.T

Vitamin C

L0li-Ai

Bananimals

## Non-Aligned

Dr. Diarrhea

Captain Cripple

Whiskey Tigrovi

Dr Professor Cringe

Abominable Umpire

## Latest activity

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Vitamin C Team

Vitamin
 C is a clandestine organization that derives their power from vitamins
and naturally occurring minerals. Members have been known to consume
excessive amounts of vegetables and vitamin supplements to acquire as
much power as possible. Their powers have been known to include
levitation, moving cutlery with their hair and the ability to stay awake

 longer than humanly possible.

## Origins of Vitamin C

Vitamin C came
together in the 1960s in southern California during the height of the
environmental and hippie movement of the age. Several early members died
 from overdosing after consuming toxic amounts of asparagus, kale and
cauliflower.

## Disbanding

In 2016, all members
of Vitamin C disappeared in a drunken orgy that lasted several days.
After consuming hundreds of pounds of pure vitamin C, D, E and K, they
were able to maintain a continuous wakeful state for over a month. At
the end of this marathon party, it seems that they all died overnight in
 a horrible, auto-erotic asphyxiation accident.

Supporters were disillusioned when all members were lost to this event stating that 'Yeah, they all died, yup....All of them.'

## The Infamous Reboot

It was after that treacherous night of overdosing on vitamins did a few members of the Vitamin C Team woke up after months of being laid to rest in a graveyard, later coming back to life - more healthy than ever - as the vitamins coursed through their veins, giving them the ability to never sleep, and feast on only the sun. It is rumored that they are unable to be killed, or may just be another internet hoax orchestrated by the Infamous 4chan Hacker.

All that is known is there are numerous members of the Vitamin C Team still lurking through /b/ and /pol/ as a fucking leaf, absolutely degenerate.

## Members

   It is not known how many members of this group existed. It is believed that survivors may still persist.

Former members who may or may not still exist include:

Infamous 4chan Hacker - self proclaimed Emperor of the Vitamin C Team

Derth ELEPAHNT HAT - Apprentice leader and given the title 'Darth'
Fiber Force

## Who are the Fiber Force?

The Fiber Force is a group of Earth's strongest heroes, locked in an eternal dance of death with the Vitamin C League. Their members span the globe, uniting and putting against one another the continents themselves.

Like the Vitamin C League, they derive their powers from nutritious supplements but instead of vitamins, the Fiber Force consumes massive amounts of fiber and fiberous foods. Although this has rendered them underweight and colon cancer free, the excessive amounts of fiber that pass through their systems produces a unique power that they have been able to harness.

Whapshanka, the founder of the group was able to tap into this power after an accidental over dose of over the counter pharmaceutical super fiber when trying to recover his health the morning after a three day drunken binge in a Norwegian Fjorde. The fiber literally cleaned every toxic in his body and he was left with a blank bodily system which was able to super charge itself with super human strength, night vision, even blonder hair, excessive nail growth and short fangs. However, this power has a limited time period and Whapshanka continuously has to consume fiber in order to maintain his super abilities.

It has been 3 years since the formation and destruction of the Fiber force, those who were not killed in the great war fell into hiding. nobody knows where they are, nobody knows when they will return but a prophecy foretold by the Dubsgod himself claims that the fiber force will reunite once again. and when they do they shall vanquish the evil the scourges the land in which we live in.

this is an SOS from Bagman on 15-01-2019

I am placing this on the head board of the fiber force fan page as a desperation to get ahold of Whapshanka. if you still alive please send help, RedTee-boy has been captured and is in great need of your help. we must reunite the crew and restore balance on this world and save RedTee-boy

## Members

* Whapshanka - The Founder of the Fiber Force
* Breadman - 2nd in command of the Fiber Force
* Captain Bowsock -The Fiber Force's 'big' gun.
* The One Who Saw All -The Fiber Force's Elven Eyes
* Bagman -Holds all of the courage of the Fiber Force
* Dusting Crustin Man -Cleans up crime with his mighty Red Duster
* Lucha Claus -Brings happiness to all the children that the Fiber Force saves
* Peter The Unicornian -Master of Fiber Magics
* Redtee-boy -Whapshanka's loyal and battle hardened sidekick
* Catbedman
* Hot Topic-Chan ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓝⓘⓖⓖⓔⓡ - Ends emo phase posers and saves the music scene/Improves Fiber Force's music taste
General Sexcapades

General Sexcapades was molested as a young child in a violent Halloween orgy at a college fraternity party in 2002. Apparently, he had been out trick or treating dressed as one of his favourite anime characters when he visited a fraternity house in Chicago. Unbeknownst to him, the students had ordered a Japanese male model from an extreme S&M escort service in the city. The students rushed the boy at the door and assumed that his screams and wild actions were part of the act. They kept his costume on, including an orange sweater which became permanently embedded onto his skin. He escaped several hours later and found a pizza box which he used to fashion his helmet to hide his shame. The box had been contaminated with radioactive isotopes from an abortion clinic that was located nearby. The radioactive cardboard also fused to his skull and combined with the trauma of his sexual encounters, his anger, frustration and sexual awakening, his ability to project sexual fantasies and orgasms onto others was born. This rush of hormones and adrenaline manifested as the ability to force anyone into an uncontrollable rampage of lust and rape.

As he summons his powers of sex he can be heard to call out - 'Wo be to the person that crosses him, for their pelvis will be left in splinters.'

   In 2016, he became a member of the Kool Killers Klub.