Behavior Card Day (Anne Marie version)

It was behavior card day at Anne Marie's school, and Amy Rose, Princess Sally Acorn, and Cosmo the Seedrian just came for a visit, despite Amy being in 6th Grade at Onizuka Junior High School, Sally being in 10th grade at at Onizuka High School, and Cosmo being in 2nd grade at Onizuka Elementary School. Mrs. Kowalski said, "Good morning, class! I'm sure you all know where Mr. James, Mr. Schultz, and Mr. Baldus have gone."

"No, ma'am." said the students.

"Well, they got poorly with the flu bug." said Mrs. Kowalski, "So, I will be taking over as a Behavior Card Day substitute. Let's start with the behavior card day! I already handed your behavior cards out to your desks. Some cards are good, and some cards are bad."

"Um...um...um...um...um...um, I got a black card!" cried Anne Marie when she looked at her black card, "Mrs. Kowalski, can I please have one more chance?"

"Absolutely not, Anne Marie!" shouted Mrs. Kowalski, "You have been the worst student ever! Go to the principal's office right now! And take your card with you!"

Anne Marie was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.

Amy, Sally, and Cosmo were next to get their behavior cards. "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This must have been a dream," said Amy.

"Cosmo, Amy, and I each have gotten a rainbow card!" added Sally.

"So that means we must be very good students, right, ma'am?" asked Cosmo.

"That is totally correct, Amy, Sally, and Cosmo!" smiled Mrs. Kowalski, "You three have been the best students in the world! You have the rest of your live off! You may go to the principal's office and show him the cards."

Amy, Sally, and Cosmo were so happy that they merrily skipped out of the classroom.

Dr. Eggman, Orbot, Cubot, and Tribot came third. "Aww, snap!" Eggman exclaimed in disgust, "Me, Orbot, Cubot, and Tribot each got a red card! What is the meaning of this?"

"Well, Dr. Eggman, Orbot, Cubot, and Tribot," Mrs. Kowalski explained. "You four got a suspension for four months! Get out right now! I don't want to see you four ever again!"

Eggman, Orbot, Cubot, and Tribot were so angry that they stomped out of the classroom.

Fourth came Phineas Flynn. "Not bad," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "I got a white card. I guess nothing happens, right?"

"That's right, Phineas Flynn." said Mrs. Kowalski, "Nothing happens to you. At least you tried your best. You may stay here."

Phineas stayed put.

Matthew Bumford came fifth. "Hey! What is this? An orange card? But, how is that possible? I demand you to give me a rainbow card immediately!" he shouted, "Or else, I will throw all of the school objects at your face!"

Mrs. Kowalski shook her head. "Never for the 100th time, Matthew Bumford!" she shouted, "You actually deserve it for taking a picture of your "D" and throwing temper tantrums! The orange card means you get three hours of detention! Go to the detention room right now, or else!"

Matthew was so angry that he stomped out of the classroom.

Dick Dastardly and Muttley were sixth. They were crying and whining and throwing a temper tantrum about their cards. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Muttley and I each got a gold medal card!" Dick moaned.

"That is correct, Dick Dastardly and Muttley!" said Mrs. Kowalski angrily, "You threw a hissy fit over the packed lunches your moms made especially for you! For that, you two are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!"

Dick and Muttley ran out of the classroom in tears.

*Ten minutes later...*

When David got a bubblegum pink card (Which was five whole years off), he got very happy. "Holy sweet, bubbly goodness!" he exclaimed, "I got a bubblegum pink card!"

"Wow, David! You have been a super duper student ever!" exclaimed Mrs. Kowalski, "You got five whole years off! You may go home now!"

David was so happy that he skipped merrily out of the classroom.

When Amy, Sally, and Cosmo flew back to Hangman's Tree in Neverland, they showed their cards to their father, Crash Bandicoot. He was very happy.

"Well done, Amy, Sally, and Cosmo! Your mother, brothers, and I are so proud of you," he said. "You're ungrounded forever! You can go play with the mermaids in Mermaid Lagoon with Knuckles, Sonic, Tails, Angel, your brothers, and the Lost Boys as your reward."

"Thank you so much, Dad!" said Amy, hugging Crash.

"You're the most wonderful father in the whole world!" Sally agreed.

"You can take that to the bank!" Cosmo added.

"You're welcome, Amy, Sally, and Cosmo." Crash smiled.

But meanwhile, back in the real world, Anne Marie got home and showed her card to her own father, Cloud Strife. He was very angry.

"Anne Marie Michelle Strife, I can't believe you got a dead meat card and got expelled forever!" Cloud shouted angrily, "Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! And so are Boo Boo and Roger!"

"Yes! I agree with what Cloud said!" Aerith Gainsborough said in agreement with her husband, "We wanted you to become the student of the year, not get expelled and have a dead meat card!"

"You're even worse than Dick Dastardly and Muttley!" Boo Boo Bear, Anne Marie's brother, added.

"And you're one of the troublemakers!" her pet toon rabbit, Roger Rabbit, agreed.

"Don't you dare blame this on me!" Anne Marie retorted angrily, "It was Mr. Eggman, Orbot, Cubot, and Tribot's fault for telling a tale on me for having sex with David!"

Boo Boo and Roger got shocked. Cloud angrily stormed towards Anne Marie. "For talking smack to your family like that, you're grounded for two whole weeks!" he scolded, "There will be no more TV, no more video games, no more movies, no more "Cats Don't Dance," no more Warner Brothers movies and TV shows of any kind, no more carnival, no more salads, no more ice cream, no more candy, no more soda, no more dessert, no more pizza, no more McDonald's, no more Burger King, no more Zaxby's, no more Taco Bell, no more Subway, no more Wendy's, no more Jack-In-The-Box, no more Steak n' Shake, no more Quizno's, no more Papa John's, no more Domino's Pizza, no more Pizza Hut, no more Sonic Drive In, no more KFC, no more Chick Fil A, no more Arby's, no more Applebee's, no more Sbarro, no more Dunkin Donuts, no more Starbucks, no more A&W, no more Carl's Jr., no more In n' Out, no more Popeye's, no more Chili's, no more Rally's, no more IHOP, no more Dairy Queen, no more Frisch's, no more White Castle, no more Denny's, and no more Fazoli's for you ever again! I hope you have learned your lesson!"

Anne Marie got even more furious. "Shut up, you stupid jerk!" she yelled, "I hope I will smash your wife's car with an axe!"

That did it! Cloud slapped Anne Marie very hard, knocking her down. "You're grounded forever for calling your own father a jerk!" he scolded, "Room now, naughty girl!"

"Well, good!" Anne Marie scolded back after recovering and getting up, "I don't want to see you or even talk to you ever again!" She then stormed upstairs to her room, where her pet dogs, Charlie Barkin and Itchy, are standing at the foot of her bed, waiting for her.