The Loud House:Lynn’s Lament

Surely You’ve Heard About The Series “The Loud House” In It We Have Lincoln Loud Who’s An 11 Year Old Boy, Well Now 12, Who Tries To Survive At Home Among His 10 Sisters. Five Older, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, And 5 Younger. Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, And Lily, And His Parents, Lynn Loud Sr. And Rita Loud. Lincoln Is The Only Boy In The Family, And For Many, This Is The Most Creepy Thing About The Series.

Lets Look Back At The Worst Episode Of The Series According To Its Followers. This Episode Is Titled No Such Luck. In It Lincoln Is Rejected By His Family, As They Believe He Has Caused Lynn’s Team To Loose A Game, And Is Seen As A Magnet For Bad Luck. At First, Lincoln Is Relieved That His Doesn’t Have To Attend His Sister Events, However, There Comes To A Point Where He’s Forced To Eat Separate From The Rest. They Don’t Let Him Go To The Movies With His Family, They Make Him Sleep Outside, No Matter What Lincoln Says Or Does, He Can’t Convince His Parents To Take Him Back. Finally At Lynn’s Next Game, Lincoln Dresses Up As The Teams Mascot, And Goes To See His Sister. The Team Wins And Lincoln Reveals Himself To His Family. At The Moment, Everyone Assumes Their Mistake And Lynn Apologizes To Her Brother. After This Episode, Complaints Poor Like Rain. It Seemed To Viewers That Lincoln Had Received A Super Abusive And Unfair Treatment For A Matter As Abserved For Bad Luck. In fact, A Collection Of Signatures Was Started So That The Episode Became Liminated. It Is Said That It Was A Bad Example For Children. To All This The Creator Of The Series Chris Stavino, Replied That Lincoln Got What He Desseved.

This Is Where This Scary Episode Comes In. My Pregnant Cousin Who Used To Work For Loud House, Said That Her Exboyfriend Created His Own Episode Of The Loud House And Aired It On TV For All To See. So When People Searched Loud House, They Had No Idea They Were Accidentally Tapping On This Mysterious Lost Episode. She Also Says The Episode Was Released On DVD Before It Was Forgotten About. They Through The Final Copy Of The Episode Away Due To It Being To Disturbing For Children. She Referred To The Episode As “Lincoln’s Death”

I Was Searching Throughout Garbage Cans One Summer Afternoon To Find Some Boxes For My Grandfather’s Amazon Sales, When Within One Of The Boxes I Found A Loud House DVD Just Tossed Away In The Trash Bin Bisighed My House. The DVD Had Cover Of Just White Printed Paper With The Lable “The Loud House Unaired Episode 2017” I Didn’t Known Where My Cousin Nor My Grandfather Were At The Time. I Decided To Take It Back To My House And Watch It. In Some Cases, The Intro Was The Same, But In Some Other Ways It Was Quite Different. The Music Was A Bit Lower Pitched Than It Normally Is. The Episode Was Titled “Lynn’s Lament” Lament? I Thought To Myself.

At The End Of The Opening Credits, I Saw The Loud House And Heard Lynn Sr. Calling Lincoln For Breakfast. Later Inside The House, I Saw Lincoln Come Down With The Squirrel Costume On. His Father Smiled At Him And Announced That He Can Finally Remove That Costume, As They Were Already Convinced The Superstition Didn’t Work. All His Sisters Look At Him Smiling, All That Is, Except For Lynn. Lincoln Was Very Happy And Went To Take It Off Running. Leni Noticed Lynn’s Reaction And Said “What’s Wrong Lynn? Aren’t You Happy For Lincoln?” To Witch Lynn Replied “I Still Don’t Trust This Very Unlucky Kid!” Luna Reasured Her “Come On, The Other Day Lincoln Came To My Consort, And When He Came Out Of The Bathroom He Forgot To Put On His Costume, And Still The Consort Was Incredible!” Thus, They All Tried To Convince Lynn Until She Said “Ok, I’ll Give Him A Chance” The Next Day While The Loud Siblings Ate Together, Lynn Hit The Table Paralyzing All The Convirsations. “Shut Up! I Have One Important Thing To Say, My Final Big Game Is Next Week And I Need Someone To Help Me Train!” They All Insisted That Lincoln Was The Ideal Person. Lincoln Agreed, But Lynn Didn’t Think It Was Such A Good Idea, Although She Had No Choice But To Except It. Then I Saw The Two Of Them Training, But Something Was Very Wrong Both Of Them Had Hyper Realistic Brooses. Days Passed And The Day Before Lynn’s Finally Game, After A Hard Training Setion She Took Off Her Shoes And Went To Rest. Lynn Having Scene That Her Brother Wasn’t Giving Her Bad Luck Apologized To Him For Her Behavior. Lincoln Replied With A Smile. Lynn Got Up To Get Something To Eat And Said Goodbye To Her Brother. As Lincoln Walked Away He Noticed Lynn Left Her Shoes. He Grabbed Them And Went To Take Them To His Sister. On Doing It He Stepped On Cliff’s Tail By Accident. He Got So Angry That He Started Scratching Lincoln And Lynn’s Slippers. He Was So Inrange Left The Shoes Completely Destroyed The Scratches On Lincoln Were Hyper Realistic. He Started Bleeding Realistic Blood. Hearing This Lynn Went To Help Lincoln, But When She Saw Her Shoes, She Had A Fit. She Yelled, “LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE! YOU KEEP GIVING BAD LUCK!” Lincoln Tried To Defend Himself Without Success. Lynn Began To Hit Him So Hard, The Cries Of Pain Elerted Luna. She Tried To Separate Them But Failed. Later It Cut To Lynn’s Room. Lynn Sr. And Rita Were Scolding Her. They Tried To Disaplin Her But Failed. She Felt In Every Layer Of Her Skin Lincoln Dessuved The Beating. Her Parents Were Horrified By Her Aditude. Finally The Day Of Lynn’s Game Arrived And Her Family Was In The Stands Cheering Her On. However, When Lynn Saw Lincoln, She Remember The Event Of The Previous Day And Became Angry Again. She Tried To Concentrate On The Game. In The First Minutes I Saw The Other Time Violently Paralyzing Lynn. Nailing The Studs Of Their Boots On Lynn. The Broozes Were Once Again Hyper Realistic. The Reffery Whisled And Fallowed. He Asked Lynn If She Wanted To Continue Playing And She Said Yes. However Any Time She Kicked The Ball She Missed Or It Was Taken From Her. After Several Failed Attempts She Made A Point, At Her Own Goal Making Her Team Loose. Everyone Started Booing Her. When They Left The Loud Family Tried To Comfort Lynn, But When She Saw Lincoln Her Sadness Vanished. Her Expression Became Erisational. Once At Home Before Going To Sleep, She Told Lincoln To Talk. Lincoln Tried To Comfort His Sister And Said “Don’t Worry Lynn, There Will Be Other Opertunities To Make An Effort!” Lynn Turned Even More Red And Said “DAMN YOU! YOURE TO BLAME! YOU GAVE ME BAD LUCK BY BREAKING MY SLIPPERS!” When She Said That I Burst Out Laughing Because It Was Funny. Why Is That In A Children’s Show!? “What Are You Saying Lynn? You Shouldn’t Play Anymore. At The Point, Lynn’s Face Grew Red, Her Teeth Grew Long, She Walked To Lincoln, Grabbed Him By The Neck, And Lifted Him Up. She Started Violently Strangling Lincoln. She Dropped Him And Kicked Him Hard All Over The Body While Saying “YOU DESERVE IT YOU GARBAGE! THE FAMILY WILL THANK ME!” Lynn Hit Him Harder And Harder. Lincoln Was In Such Pain He Screamed For Help. He Was Crying, His Wombs Were Realistic Once More, And Lynn’s Face Looked Like Diesel 10 From Thomas And The Magic Railroad. She Stopped Kicking Him And Put One Foot On His Head, She Shattered His Skull Completely, His Brains Scattered Across The Screen. I Felt Like Tossing My TV Out The Window. But I Knew My Mom Would Destroy The Disc As Soon As I Told Her About It. So I Kept Watching. Sad Music Started Playing And Lynn Sr.s Voice Was Heard. He Came To The Room And Saw Lincoln Both Horrified And Paralyzed. I Ran To Lincoln Crying. The Rest Of The Family Entered The Room To Witness The Terrible Scene. Luna Saw Lynn With Blood Stained Sneaker. Lynn Sr. Calmed And Shook His Daughter For An Answer. Lynn Woke Up From To Reality And Said “What Have I Done?!” Looking At Her Blood Stained Feet. She Started Cried Uncontrollably. The Camera Went Up Showing The Loud Family Crying Around Lincoln’s Body. The Screen Went Black With Red Text Saying “Three Month Later” Lynn Was In The Cemetery Looking At Lincoln’s Tomb Stone Looking Very Dirty While Grieving The Dead Of Her Brother Holding A Bocay Of White Flowers. She Sobbed Uncontrollably For A Good 2 Minute And The Screen Began Took Go Wild It Ended. It Seemed To Be Over And I Was About To Eject The DVD When The Screen Came Back And Showed A Tree In The Loud’s Yard Where Lynn Was Hanging. Then The Credits Appeared.

I Wasn’t Ready For Anymore Surprises I Took The DVD Out Of The Player And Threw It Away In My Trash Bin. I’m Not Sure What I Was Thinking, But I Learn One Lesson. “One Man’s Trash Isn’t Another Man’s Treasure. I Couldn’t Sleep For Two Whole Weeks Because When Ever I Close My Eyes I See Lincoln’s Ghost Haunting Me. I Found Out My Cousins Exboyfriend Murdered His Sister. I Also Found Out The DVD Wasn’t Destroyed. It’s Still Out There Somewhere! If You Find A DVD Box With The Writing The Loud House Unaired Episode 2017 Don’t Watch It! Stay Away From It! Take It And Burn It!

Message To Goryparodies Productions; Read The Pasta Please/Love Your Channel!;)