Guppet Spencer

**Guppeta** is some guy, but sometimes he is also some girlie

## Appearance & Personality

### Appearance

Guppeta is lanky and zoidular and droopy like a goat. He has the worst posture known to man and always looks scruffy and unkempt. Like the Altoid, he has the starving victorian child look, though to a much lesser degree because he is not typically actually starving. He does not give pathetic stick figure he just gives tall white guy. He has curly dark brown hair and eyes that are a color and a bunch of piercings, and his wardrobe consists mostly of ancient faded t-shirts, jackets, and jeans. He also likes to wear makeup but only his bffsies know this. His eyeballs are naturally droopy and bloodshot so he looks zooted all the time. He is always eating grass, from the ground like a goat. He looks like some guy.
### Personality

Guppet is a guy who likes to chill and just fuck around and do stuff. 100
## Relations

* Family
* Other

* Nancy Spencer Is Guppet's Mom And He Loves His Mother. There is a small one-sided conflict between them due to Nancy being, homophobic, but she is passive enough that it never really comes up outside of Family Dinner. She Is His Mom. Sometimes he thinks about how her husband is super dead and she had to raise him by herself and he feels bad.

**Thomas Spencer** [Father]

* Guppet's father died before he was born but he like doesn't care. He has never met anyone who likes their father and all of the adult Spencers seem to be insane in some way so he thinks he probably dodged a bullet. But that is only what he tells himself. Secretly he would've liked to meet him and wonders what Nelson thinks about him, but he doesn't want to ever bring it up, so he doesn't. And probably never will.

* Nelson Is Guppet's Sibling He Loves Them Very Much. They smoke wead and play D&D together, and Nelson sort of helped raise him in a lot of ways. He feels some sort of guilt about the parental role Nelson had to play for him, but he knows Nelson doesn't resent him for it because they've been best best best friends for as long as Guppet can remember. They were the first person he came out to, in fact they are the reason he even knows you can be Not Cishet, and he would trust them with his entire life. He worries about them a little because he suspects they are deeply depressed and doesn't take care of themself very well, but doesn't know how to bring it up so he just, does not. He knows that Nelson loves him even if they are weird and stoic about it, but he has no idea just how much he means to them.

**Boris Spencer** [Uncle]

* Guppet thinks this guy is scary because he looks scary and works at Wadeport Inc. He has never spoken a single word to him he just, appeared sometimes during his childhood to deliver an Alto and then leave. Guppet thinks he is probably the reason why Alto is so weird. he doesnt know

* Alto annoys the whole entire fuck out of Guppet because she is impossibly obnoxious and pitiful but he loves her soooo much she is like his stupid little sister. Sometimes he drives her around in his car, but other times, he does not, because she annoys him deeply and he doesn't want to be seen in public with her. He wants to see her get really high and freak the fuck out but doesn't want to be the one to give her drugs in case she dies and he is held responsible. He is a thousand percent sure she is gay.

* All of these people suck. Adrien and Abigaile have both called him slurs and Mrs. Kenny is the worst teacher he's literally ever had. The only thing he knows about the Dad Kenny is that he likes to go camping.

**The Jesus Guy** [Uncle]

* Guppet is so thankful to be related to the Jesus Guy because he thinks its hilarious to tell people that the Jesus Guy is his uncle. He isn't sure the jesus guy even knows he exists but Guppet thinks he is sooo funny with his stupid cross and criminal record.

* Guppet has so many friends

* Hate

**Eric Dunkle**

* the dunkle verse

## other shit who care

* Guppeta goes by millions of nicknames and rarely is referred to by his real name. Which is Gillean Ulfric Penrod Spencer.
	+ Speaking of Gillean Ulfric Penrod Spencer, Guppeta and Nelson both played a D&D campaign with characters named after their initials, an iconic teifling-tabaxi hybrid that somehow looked like a goat named Guppet, and an orc named Nyr. Guppet and its offshoots as nicknames stuck, forever.
* He has interests in makeup artistry and, surprisingly enough, engineering. The warrior cat gene skipped over him, but he does have the roleplaying gene, which manifests as being a D&D girlie. He also likes old video games and comics, and Smoaking Wead Wtih His Bestes.
* He is a very talented keyboard player and has a passion for music but there is no need for a keyboard player in the band he is in so he just crowdsurfs during their concerts
* He likes goats in the same way that Alto likes cats but he is less obnoxious about it.