Illager Nation

"Villagers aren't the bad guys... we are. They are willing to accept us if we change our ways, and I can prove it Aether here has a villager girlfriend, and my raid party has begun trading with them. WE CAN LIVE IN PEACE IF YOU GIVE THEM A CHANCE!!!"

## Overview

Jenna Illager (normally known as Illager Nation) is a parody account of an Evoker from minecraft. While originally accurate to her game counterpart, she now fights her own people to bring peace between Villagers and Illagers

## Personality

Jenna has quite an ego on her, but as of recent, she has been far more accepting of other people. However, when it comes to something she disagrees with, she will become very loud and rude, occasionally turning to violence. She is incredibly stubborn, and it can take whole months to change her mind about something. She also hates hornyness with such a passion she has joined multiple wars against it and tried to delay the release of Sex 2 However, she is fine with being friends with those of differing beliefs, as long as they don't push their different ideas on her. Much of her change from an ordinary villager hater to a fighter for good is thanks to convincing by Aether/Pillager (@Harrrgh)

## Abilities

While normally displaying the powers of a normal Evoker, summoning fangs from the floor, and vexes in the air, she also claims to be able to use all types of Illager magic, including cryomancy, geomancy, illusions, and enchanting. However, none of these powers have been shown on display. It was also mentioned by Vex (@vexyvexlol) that she has some sort of secret power

She also has a form known as Masked Jenna. Using the powers of Masked Dedede and amplified versions of her own magic, this form greatly exceeds Jenna normally, although Vex implies her secret power is even stronger than this form.

## History

The account was conceived in October of 2019, and would not see it’s first post until Febuary 2020, where they made their first tweet, claiming that they had been asked by the Arch Illager from the then unreleased Minecraft Dungeons to run an account to rally support for the Illagers. The account went inactive after only a few posts until June, where it began posting again and has been active every since

Some of the early notable actions were occupying a village, building outposts and a mansion around it, along with statues of the Arch Illager and Ominous banners, being called an “Illage,” Declaring war on Gengar, king of the Nether dimension (@DarkLordGengar), and Joining the first horny war

Team Anti Horny of Horny War I, at that point lead by the Arch Illager (@SmallIllager) and Ho Chi Mihn (@HoChiOffical), attracted Jenna, since it was lead by her master, the Arch Illager, and also included Redstone Golem (changed character) and Redstone Monstrosity (@BigRedstonThing, Archived), members of the Illagers. She led the group to purge itself of spies, finding many members, including Redstone Golem, to be alts of a Team Horny Admin, Banjo and Kazooie (@LaidBackDuo). Ironically, Jenna would go on to befriend Banjo, and to a lesser extent the leader of Team Horny, Metal Sonic (@Metal\_Toaster). She was promoted to leader moments before the wars close by the Arch Illager, aka. Archie, who proceeded to go inactive for a while, still not having become fully active. The war was declared a tie

The Horny War pushed Jenna to a great popularity, boosting them to 50 followers very quickly, and it was around this time that the mansion of the Illage was burned by Morpho Knight (character change) traveling back in time from months in the future, blaming it on the resident villagers. There was no evidence that this was his doing, as Morpho’s account was instead a parody of Ultra Necrozma at the time. It was also around this time that Jenna had constructed the Archie Rock.

Jenna also joined Dank World Parodies soon after the war, as the war was initially between it’s members

It was a month after this that arguments lead to the start of Horny War II: Electric boogaloo, which would be broken into two parts and eventually be renamed Horny War III. This war became boring quickly and was put on hold as outsiders tried to turn it into a real twitter drama when the wars were intended for fun

The account would then post randomly until they had a seemingly random battle with Soul of Sectonia from the Kirby series. However, this would be important later, as Neo Metal Sonic (character change) Would copy the fallen Sectonia’s bio data, using all the data they gathered through their run to become Metal Monstrosity. Jenna and other accounts ran by @JEnder77 would rally against them and defeat them.

Shortly after Morpho Knight went back in time and pranked Jenna by burning gown her mansion and blaming it on the villagers.

Horny War II: Electric boogaloo started again, which Jenna and Ho Chi reprising their roles as leaders. This war, along with Horny War III: Revenge of the horny, were the longest of the wars, spanning weeks. The war was renamed to Horny war III: Revenge of the Horny, after a peace treaty failed because Ho Chi refused to allow team Horny to be the winner. Jenna insisted on letting the treaty go through, until Archie said “horny bad.” Jenna, being loyal to her monarch, reprised her role as leader after nearly quitting. At the start of Horny War III: Revenge of the Horny, the team names were changed to Kingdom of Horny and The Anti Horny Soviet Socialist Republic, with Jenna taking the new title of Premeir of the AHSSR

Soon after the war ended in a draw due to boredom, Pillager convinced her to change her ways. Jenna still tries to better herself from this, hoping to stop being as mean, racist to villagers, and loud as she was.

Dank World Parodies schismed during this as a result of internal conflict, with Jenna taking much of the member-base to form Parody Kingdom/ Epic Parody Kingdom. The Archie Rock built at the Illage was made temp logo and permanent mascot. The official account for Parody Kingdom (@ParodyKingdomAC) idolizes this statue, constantly upgrading it and adding to the list of feats of destruction and food production it can achieve. Despite the god-like power the Archie Rock has, Parody Kingdom claims they love everyone except racists, murderers, and pedos. Ironically the statue dislikes racists, despite being a depiction of the Illager leader, who wants to destroy all villagers for their race alone. Jenna is often shocked by how strong her simple statue carved into the mountains has become.

After a brief account takeover by who would become @MarlePuyoPuyo, Jenna proposed her new beliefs to the Arch Illager, who promptly responded by banishing Jenna and Pillager. It was due to this that she realized many Illagers were fully aware that their genocidal campaign was morally wrong. After being banished, she changed the account from an Illager propoganda to a personal account, changing her name from Illager Nation to Jenna Illager. Banding together with Vex, Redstone Golem, Marle, Sansager, Yumi, and Enchater, she fought against the Illagers in hopes of making them realize the error in their ways.

After Sex 2 was released, she changed her pfp to feature the mask used by Masked Dedede, in order to symbolize how she had to take her Anti-Horny to new heights in order to combat Sex 2.

In the arc "Illager Nation: Civil War," Jenna and her friends defeated an enemy Illager raid, destroyed the Corrupted Cauldron, The Fiery Forge, and the Nether Outpost, and raided Highblock Keep, defeating Walda, Archie's right hand Illager, and the Arch Illager himself. It was discovered after this that Archie was controlled by the Orb of Dominance and never wanted to be evil. Now he intends to convince his people to turn good and live in peace with Villagers

After the dust settled Jenna built a house in a hill for herself to live, away from all the noise.

## Relationships

This section will only include a select few of the accounts that Illager interacts with regularly

### Pillager

Pillager has become a life coach of sorts, trying to get Illager to change her ways and become a good person. They are good friends, often calling eachother “Broski.”

### Vex

A single Vex that does not despawn. Illager is fond of Vex, but dislikes their random personality shifts and general annoyance. Vex, for some reason, will carry out any order of attack from Illager, but often other orders will be annoyed. They love attention, and even faked their own death thinking it would be funny.

### Banjo

Despite starting as enemies, Banjo and Illager are good friends, often sharing laughs, serious moments, and invited each other to groups. Illager also has a habit of calling him "Bango"

### Arch Illager

Jenna once idolized Archie, but after changing to good, they became nemesis'. Now that the Orb is gone, Archie and Jenna respect eachother as peers

### Jenny the Death Egg Robot

Despite running Illager, Jenny interacts with parodies a lot, and was made Queen of the Kingdom of Horny. Because they were on opposite sides, they often get on eachothers nerves, even after the war ended. Jenny says her interactions with Illager only came about because she wanted to see both sides of the war just for fun, unaware she would become the mascot and later leader of the side she fought against with Illager. Neither of them used this to spy for the other side.

## Trivia

-The account was inspired by Jenny and her friend group trick or treating on halloween as Illagers, and the idea for a group account cam about as they did this. However, Jenny is the only one who ever used the account. @VileplumeDoom and @Dragon77Ender almost co-ran the account.

-At first, Jenna was known as Illager #82 as a reference to the naming conventions of Villager News. This was soon dropped in favor of just Illager. After the banishment, she took the name Jenna

-At first, Jenna went by mostly male pronouns, but slowly shifted to exclusively female. She is also heavily implied to be transgender.

-Jenna is canonically lesbian.

-It was stated she would not gain Dedede's mask until after the arc was done, but the mask was added anyway

-After her arc is done, Jenna may go back to being Illager Nation or perhaps a combination of the two

-A recurring character on the account has recently popped up known as Sansager, an Iceologer with a glowing eye. This is an obvious reference to Sans from Undertale

-Jenna claims female Illagers are referred to Illahers rather than girls.

-Jenna calls uhrr a slur on her people, claiming that in her culture, it is the worst possible thing you can say to someone. Whenever referencing it, she censors it as "u\*rr" or "the U word"

-A version of Jenna from the future time traveled to delay Sex 2, but this was actually so her sex loving friends could enjoy it, since in her time it was rushed and terrible. By delaying it, she hopes it will be better when it comes out