Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV - Complete First and Second Series Plus Christmas Special

**Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV - Complete First and Second Series Plus Christmas Special** is a UK 2 Disc DVD set by BBC Worldwide Ltd and 2 Entertain Video Ltd on 2007.

## Sketches/Segments

#### **Series 1, Show 1**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about radio and TV stations
* Welcome Home to a Banbury Home advert
* The family planning office sketch
* Continuity announcer #1: Quality Programming
* The Tastes to Come skit
* The Seasons of Love song
* Continuity announcement slide on Acorn Antiques (1)
* Acorn Antiques #1: Tiff with Ken - Clifford Returns
* Video Box: Toyah Wilcox
* "A Fairly Ordinary Man" documentary
* Margery and Joan #1: Divorce and Double Glazing
* The Keep on Shopping song
* Closing Credits
* Continuity announcer #2: Weather, Obesity and Teeth.

#### **Series 1, Show 2**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about Horoscopes
* The Cheap 'N' Handy advert
* The Turkish Baths
* Continuity announcer #3: Playbox
* The playbox skit about wiggling fingers
* The transmission breakdown skit
* The "Knock, Knock, Knock" song
* Back to As seen on TV announcement slide
* Gail and Carl #1: Loft Flats
* Continuity announcer #4: Acorn Antiques
* Acorn Antiques #2: Berta's Dad's Condition
* Kitty #1: The "Secret of Youth" speech
* The "Pissed Off With Love" song
* The "Swim The Channel" documentary
* Continuity announcer #5: Northern Apology
* Local Reporter: Hubby's Death
* Closing Credits

#### **Series 1, Show 3**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about Swimming, Doctors and Chemist
* The Doorbells Album advert
* The Barmy Shoe Shop sketch
* Continuity announcer #6: Dressing Gown Plays
* Fitted Kitchen, Ill-Fitting Relationships
* The "I Remember" laundrette sketch
* The Anti-mugging Spray Skit
* The "Simply Northern Boy" song
* The Lingerie Shop sketch
* Video Box: Mothers Want Fashions
* Acorn Antiques #3: Moped Birthmarks
* Continuity announcement advert for the Acorn Antiques book
* The Piano Shopping sketch
* The "To Be An Actress" documentary
* Closing Credits
* Pause For Thought: Eggs Cooking
* Continuity announcer 7: Weekend Events

#### **Series 1, Show 4**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about Fashion Shoot
* The Doctor's Exam skit
* The Cosmetic Surgery sketch
* Continuity announcer #8: Pippa
* The "Pippa" skit
* Gail and Carl #2: Facts of Life
* The "Go Away" song
* At the Doctor's #1: Running
* Continuity announcement slide on Acorn Antiques (2)
* Acorn Antiques #4: Cousin Jerez and the Motorway
* Kitty #2: The "Write-In Advice" advert
* Continuity announcer #9: Tops and Blouses
* At The Doctor's #2: Periods
* The Class on Self-Assertion
* Closing Credits

#### **Series 1, Show 5**

* Opening titles
* Stand up speech about PAM
* The "Happy Wash?" advert
* The Cheap Supermarket sketch
* Continuity announcer #10: Strikes and Sunday viewing
* "The Divorce" documentary
* Margery and Joan #2: Recipe Crash
* Continuity announcer #11: Mauve Spat
* The brief weather shot
* Acorn Antiques #5: Berta's Amnesia Before the Wedding
* The Notes on Hamlet monologue
* The "Just an Ordinary School" documentary
* The "Say Goodbye" song
* Closing Credits
* Continuity announcer #12: Winter Solstice

#### **Series 1, Show 6**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about Party Gaffs
* The Library #1: Boring Books
* The Health Food Restaurant sketch
* Continuity announcer #13: Sunday Black & White Film
* "The Whippet" film classic skit
* Kitty #3: The "Double Gusset" speech
* The Library #2: Polycotton
* Continuity announcer #14: Ministry of Warnings
* Acorn Antiques #6: No Amnesia
* Continuity announcer #15: The Skip
* Gail and Carl #3: Alps
* Bikini Dandruff advert
* Whither the Arts introduction
* The "Bessie!" documentary
* Closing Credits
* The angry speech about messing about with the video

#### **Series 2, Show 1**

* Opening titles
* Stand up speech about a first date
* The Bicycle Clips for Women advert
* The Sexy Italian Moan sketch
* Continuity announcer #16: Sidney Schwarz
* The American Musical skit
* The Busy Country Living conversation
* Continuity announcer #17: Soap Opera Intro
* Acorn Antiques #7: Up For Sale
* The "Mr Right" documentary
* The "Let's Do It" song
* Closing Credits
* Continuity announcer #18: Unemployment Statistics

#### **Series 2, Show 2**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about blood donor and theatre issues
* Detergent On The Cheap Advert
* The Bingo Caller Critique skit
* Continuity announcer #19: Spanish Opera Intro
* Modern Spanish Opera
* Kelly-Marie Turnstall #1: Operation
* Acorn Antiques #8: Jerez Martinez
* Continuity announcement slide about the "Anyone Can Break a Vase" record on sale and
the costumes on exhibition in Bath, Bristol, Edinburgh and Doncaster
* Kitty #4: The "Producer's Lot" speech
* The Say Who You Are? skit
* Old Music Hall: the "What Mother Said" song
* Continuity announcer #20: Well Woman Intro
* The "Today In Hospital" documentary
* Closing Credits
* Fireside Tales #1: Misery Megan.

#### **Series 2, Show 3**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about transport to the show
* The Pregnancy Test talk
* The Dessert Trolley sketch
* Continuity announcer #21: Night Owls Mystery Intro
* The Mystery skit on the Second Mrs Constable
* Margery and Joan #3: Tanning and Gadgets
* Continuity announcement slide on Acorn Antiques (3)
* Acorn Antiques #9: Alterations and Refurbishments
* The "Don't Come Back" song
* Continuity announcer #22: Double Agent Investigation
* The old person named "Billy" documentary
* Closing Credits
* Fireside Tales #2: Beast in the Loch
* Continuity announcer #23: Nightly Radio Phone-In

#### **Series 2, Show 4**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about acne and teen years
* Until The War Is Over skit
* Continuity announcer #24: Signing For The Deaf
* Macbeth and Family Gossip
* Kitty #5: The "Reincarnation Interruptus" speech
* Continuity announcer #25: Acorn Antiques Intro
* Acorn Antiques #10: Leisure and Sunbed Centre
* The "I Saw You Today" song
* Kelly-Marie Turnstall #2: Inheritance
* Medical School Applicant
* Continuity announcer #26: The Wetherbys
* "A Very Funny Young Man Indeed" documentary
* Closing Credits

#### **Series 2, Show 5**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about builders
* Countrywide Local Update
* "Chocolates?" advert
* The Jean and Barbara Political Party
* Continuity announcer #27: Regional Breakfast-time Experiment
* Margery and Joan #4: West-Midlands Holiday
* Continuity announcer #28: Birthday Parade
* Acorn Antiques #11: Banjolele
* "A Day At The Seaside" Song
* Continuity announcer #29: Birthday Parade 'Again'
* Sexual Habits Survey skit
* The "Flatmates" documentary
* Closing Credits

#### **Series 2, Show 6**

* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about almanac predictions
* Continuity announcer #30: Sport
* The Tattoo Parlour sketch
* Continuity announcer #31: Acorn Antiques actors being axed
* Acorn Antiques #12: Overland to Morocco
* "Winnie's Lucky Day" documentary
* The "Count Your Blessings" song
* The "Two Soups" Waitress
* Closing Credits
* Continuity announcer #32: Better than being dead at any rate

#### **Christmas Special**

* Continuity announcer #33: Forthcoming Events
* Opening Titles
* Stand up speech about soap operas
* The Man Bra Advert
* The Cafeteria Whinge sketch
* The Television Classics announcement shot
* Coronation Street sketch
* Doctor Who Confusion sketch
* Continuity announcer #34: Employment Update
* The McConomy sketch on Thrifty Scottish Tips
* The "I Don't Need You" song
* The UnReal Life sketch
* The Cinderella Factor Advert
* Continuity announcer #35: Sunday TV
* Antiques Roadshow Idiots
* "The Anorak" song
* The Mayflower Hotel sketch on Nottingham Cock-Ups
* "The Making of Acorn Antiques" documentary
* The "At the Chippy" song
* Closing Credits
* Andrew the new announcer's shown up

## Cast

#### **Series 1, Show 1**

* Victoria Wood as herself, Beattie ("*Family Planning*"), Heather Postlethwaite ("*A Fairly Ordinary Man*"),
Joan ("*Divorce and Double Glazing*") and Shopper #2 ("*The Keep on Shopping song*")
* Julie Walters as Connie ("*Family Planning*"), Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*") and Margery ("*Divorce and Double Glazing*").
* Celia Imrie as the maid ("*Tastes to Come*"), Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*")
and Shopper #3 ("*The Keep on Shopping song*").
* Duncan Preston as the Banbury Home Salesman, Mr Wilde ("*Tastes to Come*")
and Mr Clifford ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer and Shopper #4 ("*The Keep on Shopping song*").
* Jim Broadbent as Jim Postlethwaite ("*A Fairly Ordinary Man*").
* Frances Cox as Mrs Postlethwaite ("*A Fairly Ordinary Man*").
* Christine Hargreaves as Pat's Mother ("*A Fairly Ordinary Man*")
* Hope Jackman as Shopper #1 ("*The Keep on Shopping song*").
* Meg Johnson as Shopper #6 ("*The Keep on Shopping song*").
* Sue Jones Davies as Shopper #5 ("*The Keep on Shopping song*").
* Gerrard Kelly as the Toyah fan ("*Video Box: Toyah Wilcox*").
* Andrew Livingstone as Philip Postlethwaite ("*A Fairly Ordinary Man*").
* Sue Wallace as Pat ("*A Fairly Ordinary Man*").

#### **Series 1, Show 2**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the commercial voiceover ("*Cheap and Handy*"), Pat ("*The Turkish Bath*"),
Gail ("*Penthouse Flats*"), Miss Berta ("*Acorn Antiques*"), Chrissie ("*Swim the Channel*")
and Widow Smith ("*Hubby's Death*").
* Julie Walters as Thelma ("*The Turkish Baths*"), Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*")
and the reporter ("*Hubby's Death*").
* Patricia Routledge as Kitty.
* Celia Imrie as the Turkish bath voice, Cathy ("*Playbox*") and Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Duncan Preston as the commercial voiceover ("*Cheap and Handy*") and Martin ("*Playbox*").
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Denis Lawson as the singer ("*So Pissed Off with Love*").
* Andrew Livingstone as Carl ("*Penthouse Flats*").
* Jim Broadbent as Butch ("*Hubby's Death*")
* Neil Brathwaite as the Trio singer ("*The Knock, Knock, Knock song*")
* Mary Carewe as the Trio singer ("*The Knock, Knock, Knock song*")
* Janet Henfrey as Mrs Hennigan ("*Swim the Channel*")
* Kenny Ireland as Derek ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Maggie Ollerenshaw as Joan - Chrissie's Mother ("*Swim the Channel*").
* Ron Pember as Cliff - Chrissie's Dad ("*Swim the Channel*").

#### **Series 1, Show 3**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the old lady at the door and the carol singer ("*The Doorbells Album*"),
the Shoe Shop Customer, the old bag at the laundrette ("*I Remember*"),
the Piano Shop Assistant and the Assistant Director ("*To Be An Actress*").
* Julie Walters as the Shoe Shop Assistant and Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Celia Imrie as the mother, the carol singer and the girlfriend ("*The Doorbells Album*"),
Janine ("The Shoe Shop"), Sales Assistant ("*Departments - Perfumery*"), the Lingerie Shopkeeper,
Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*") and a Piano Shop Customer.
* Duncan Preston as the voiceover, the postman, the carol singer and the boyfriend ("*The Doorbells Album*"),
Paul ("*Fitted Kitchen: Ill-Fitting Relationships*"), the stingy eyed costumer ("*Departments - Perfumery*")
and the Lingerie Shop costumer.
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Tony Aitken as Bob Graham ("*To Be An Actress*").
* Rosie Collins as Trixie ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Kenny Ireland as Derek ("*Acorn Antiques*")
* Deborah Grant as Jane ("*Fitted Kitchen: Ill-Fitting Relationships*").
* Rosalind March as the Video Box Woman ("*Video Box: Mothers Want Fashions*")
* John Nettleton as the Vicar ("*Pause For Thought: Eggs Cooking*")
* Mary Jo Needle as Sarah Wells ("*To Be An Actress*")
* Lill Roughley as ("*To Be An Actress*")

#### **Series 1, Show 4**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the patient ("*Cold Meats*" and "*Periods*"), the girl at the desk ("*Cosmetic Surgery*"),
Gail ("*Facts of Life*"), Hilary ("*On Campus*") and Gonzo ("*Self-Assertion Class*").
* Julie Walters as Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*") and Self-Assertion Therapist.
* Patricia Routledge as Kitty.
* Celia Imrie as the customer ("*Cosmetics Surgery*"), the doctor ("*Running*") and Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Duncan Preston as the doctor ("*Cold Meat*" and "*Periods*"), the patient ("*Running*")
and Michael ("*Self-Assertion Class*").
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Andrew Livingstone as Carl ("*Facts of Life*").
* Tilly Vosburgh as ("").
* Celia Bannerman as Pippa.
* Peter Bland as Daddy ("*On Campus*").
* Jim Broadbent as Vaughan ("*Self-Assertion Class*").
* Suzanne Claire as Maggie ("*On Campus*").
* Peter Ellis as Jerez Martinez ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Rosie Collins a Trixie ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* David Foxxe as Dennis ("*Self-Assertion Class*").
* Barbara Graley as Mummy ("*On Campus*").
* Daphne Oxenford as Winnie Witherslack ("*Pippa*").

#### **Series 1, Show 5**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the till girl ("*Cheap Supermarket Checkout*"), Joan ("*Recipe Crash*")
and Miss Berta ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Julie Walters as Mrs. Brinsley's Voice ("*Cheap Supermarket Checkout*"), Margery ("*Recipe Crash*"),
Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*"), Alma ("*Notes on Hamlet*") and herself ("*Say Goodbye*").
* Celia Imrie as the woman in the advert ("*Happy with your Wash?*"),
the customer ("*Cheap Supermarket Checkout"*), Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*") and herself ("*Say Goodbye*").
* Duncan Preston as the commercial voiceover ("*Happy with your Wash?*"),
the divorce voiceover ("*The Divorce*"), Mr Clifford ("*Acorn Antiques*") and himself ("*Say Goodbye*").
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Denis Lawson as Philip ("*The Divorce*").
* Maureen Lipman as Ruth ("*The Divorce*").
* Georgia Allen as Ceal ("*Just an Ordinary School*")..
* Tracey Childs as Babs ("*Just an Ordinary School*")..
* Sylvia Coleridge as the laundry lady ("*Say Goodbye*").
* Rosie Collins as Trixie ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Kenny Ireland as Derek ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Barbara Miller as the dinner lady ("*Just an Ordinary School*").
* Felicity Montague as Anthea ("*Just an Ordinary School*")
* Zara Nutley as the Headmistress ("*Just an Ordinary School*").

#### **Series 1, Show 6**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the daughter ("*Health Food Restaurant*"), Miss Berta ("*Acorn Antiques*"),
Gail ("*Alps*") and Bessie Bunter ("*Bessie: The Musical*").
* Julie Walters as the mother ("*Health Food Restaurant*"), Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*")
and the announcer ("*Bikini Dandruff Advert*").
* Patricia Routledge as Kitty.
* Celia Imrie as the café assistant ("*Health Food Restaurant*"), the librarian ("*Polycotton*"),
Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*") and Deb Kershaw ("*Bessie: The Musical*").
* Duncan Preston as the librarian ("*Boring Books*"), the armed customer ("*Health Food Restaurant*"),
Mr Clifford ("*Acorn Antiques*") and the presenter ("*Whither the Arts*").
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Andrew Livingstone as Carl ("*Alps*").
* Deborah Grant as Carla Mortimer ("*Bessie: The Musical*").
* Kay Adshead as Freda ("*The Whippet*").
* Patrick Barlow as Sir Dave Dixon ("*Bessie: The Musical*").
* Rosie Collins as Trixie ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Gretchen Franklin as the old lady in the library ("*Boring Books*").
* Kenny Ireland as Derek ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Peter Postlethwaite as Barry ("*The Whippet*").
* Leslie Sarony as Mr Dixon ("*Polycotton*").

#### **Series 2, Show 1**

* Victoria Wood as herself, Faith ("*The Italian Restaurant*"), the country friend ("*Busy Country Living*")
and the Dating Agency Worker ("*Mr Right*").
* Julie Walters as Faith's friend ("*The Italian Restaurant*") and Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*") .
* Celia Imrie as the city friend ("*Busy Country Living*") and Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Duncan Preston as the commercial voiceover ("*Bicycle Clips for Women*"),
Mr Clifford ("*Acorn Antiques*") and Corin Huntley ("*Mr Right*").
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Anne Reid as Pam Twill ("*Mr Right*").
* Dora Bryan as Pam Twill's mother ("*Mr Right*").
* Nicky Croydon as the singer ("*The American Musical Skit*").
* Simon Green as Jimmy ("*The American Musical Skit*").
* Gerard Kelly as the Italian Waiter.
* Michael Nightingale as Donald Renshaw ("*Mr Right*").
* Meg Johnson as Paula ("*Mr Right*").
* David Adams as the waiter ("*Mr Right*").
* Liz D'Esterew as the Bicycle Clips advert lady.

#### **Series 2, Show 2**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the daughter ("*Bingo Caller Critique*"),
Kelly-Marie Turnstal ("*Operation*") and Della ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Julie Walters as Wendy ("*Stealing detergent advert*"), the mother ("*Bingo Caller Critique*"),
Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*") and the Olde Tyme Music Hall performer.
* Patricia Routledge as Kitty.
* Celia Imrie as Sue ("*Stealing detergent advert*"), Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*")
and herself ("*Say Who You Are!*").
* Duncan Preston as the Bingo caller, Mr Clifford ("*Acorn Antiques*"), himself ("*Say Who You Are!*")
and Corin Huntley ("*Today in Hospital*")
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Jane Findlay as the female opera singer ("*Modern Spanish Opera*").
* Richard Lloyd-Morgan as the male opera singer ("*Modern Spanish Opera*").
* Mary Joe Randle as Kelly-Marie Turnstal's friend ("*Operation*").
* Peter Ellis as Jerez Martinez ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Stephen Hancock as the quiz show host ("*Say Who You Are!*").
* Patrick Barlow as the Master of Ceremonies ("*Olde Tyme Music Hall*").
* Victoria Plunknett as the Storyteller ("*Fireside Tales: Misery Megan's PMT*").
* Kathryn Apanowicz as Noreen ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Nicholas Barnes as 1st student doctor ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Heather Baskerville as the hospital receptionist ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Richard Brenner as the 3rd student doctor ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Myrtle Devenish as Mrs Jones ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Andrew Livingstone as Kevin ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Beverly Martin as Della ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Peter Martin as the cleaner ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Clive Panto as the drunken doctor ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Ravinder Valia as the 2nd student doctor ("*Today in Hospital*").
* Benjamin Whitrow as the doctor ("*Today in Hospital*").
* The Rt. Hon Denis Haley as himself ("*Say Who You Are!*").
* Claire Rayner as herself ("*Say Who You Are!*").
* Frank Bruno as himself ("*Say Who You Are!*").

#### **Series 2, Show 3**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the waitress ("*Is it on the trolley?*"), Joan ("*Tanning and Gadgets*"),
Miss Berta ("*Acorn Antiques*") and the duo singer ("*Billy*").
* Julie Walters as Margery ("*Tanning and Gadgets*") and Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Celia Imrie as Miss Carter ("*Pregnancy Test*"), Erica ("*The Second Mrs Constable*") and Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Duncan Preston as the doctor ("*Pregnancy Test*"), Tim ("*Is it on the trolley?*"),
Mr Clifford ("*Acorn Antiques*") and Corin Huntley ("*Billy*").
* Susie Blake as the continuty announcer.
* Hugh Lloyd as Billy.
* Rosie Collins as Trixie ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Jane Hardy as the duo singer ("*Billy*")
* Rosalind March as Billy's daughter.
* Zara Nutley as the care home worker ("*Billy*").
* Martin Potter as John ("*The Second Mrs Constable*").
* Eric Sanders as the Head Waiter ("*Is it on the trolley?*").
* Graham Seed as Alan ("*Is it on the trolley?*")
* Molly Weir as the storyteller ("*Fireside Tales: Beast in the Loch*").

#### **Series 2, Show 4**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the 1st woman in the café ("*Macbeth and Family Gossip*"),
Miss Berta ("*Acorn Antiques*"), Kelly-Marie Turnstal ("*Inheritance*"), Sarah ("*Medical School Applicant*")
and the Auditionee ("*A Very Funny Young Man Indeed*").
* Julie Walters as the 2nd woman in the café ("*Macbeth and Family Gossip*"),
Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*") and the hair stylist ("*A Very Funny Young Man Indeed*").
* Patricia Routledge as Kitty.
* Celia Imrie as Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*") and the 2nd panel member ("*Medical School Applicant*").
* Duncan Preston as Mr Clifford ("*Acorn Antiques*"), the 1st panel member ("*Medical School Applicant*")
and Corin Huntley ("*A Very Funny Young Man Indeed*").
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Rosie Collins as Trixie ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Derek Hobson as the 'Starsearch' presenter ("*A Very Funny Young Man Indeed*").
* Kenny Ireland as Derek ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Belinda Lang as the soldier's girlfriend ("*Until The War Is Over*").
* Terence Longdon as the panel chairman ("*Medical School Applicant*")
* Peter Lorenzelli as Baz Bennet ("*A Very Funny Young Man Indeed*").
* Mary Jo Randle as Kelly-Marie Turnstal's friend ("*Inheritance*").
* Sarah Scott as the in-vision signer.
* Christopher Vaughan as the soldier ("*Until The War Is Over*").
* Sue Wallace as Baz Bennet's Wife ("*A Very Funny Young Man Indeed*").
* John Woodvine as Malcolm Hartock ("*A Very Funny Young Man Indeed*").

#### **Series 2, Show 5**

* Victoria Wood as herself, Connie ("*Countrywide Local Update*"), Penny ("*Chocolates?*"),
Jean ("*The Jean and Bar Political Party*"), Joan ("*West Midlands holiday*"), Miss Berta ("*Acorn Antiques*"),
Min ("*A Day at the Seaside*") and Sue ("*Flatmates*").
* Julie Walters as Barbara ("*The Jean and Bar Political Party*"), Margery ("*West Midlands holiday*") and Mrs Overall.
* Celia Imrie as Jenny ("*Countrywide Local Update*"), Penny's angry friend ("*Chocolates?*")
and Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Duncan Preston as Tony ("*Countrywide Local Update*"), Mr Clifford ("*Acorn Antiques*") and Corin Huntley ("*Flatmates*").
* Susie Blake as the continuty announcer.
* Peter Blake as Craig ("*Countrywide Local Update*").
* Beth Boyd as the pianist ("*Flatmates*").
* Roger Brierley as Bill ("*Countrywide Local Update*").
* Bryan Burdon as the coach driver ("*West Midlands holiday*").
* Deborah Grant as Helen ("*Flatmates*").
* Michael Gunn as Eric.
* Stephen Hancock as Tom ("*Countrywide Local Update*") and Bill ("*Sexual Habits Survey*").
* Kenny Ireland as Derek ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Hope Jackman as Marie ("*A Day at the Seaside*").
* Meg Johnson as Clarie ("*A Day at the Seaside*")
* Clive Panto as Margery's Fling ("*West Midlands holiday*"),
* Lill Roughley as Margot ("*Countrywide Local Update*") and Janet ("*Sexual Habits Survey*").
* Christopher Strauli as Graham ("*Flatmates*").

#### **Series 2, Show 6**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the Tattooist ("*Tattoo Parlour*") and Miss Berta ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Julie Walters as the actress ("*Acorn Antiques Actors Being Axed*"), Mrs Overall ("*Acorn Antiques*")
and the slowest waitress ("*Two Soups*").
* Celia Imrie as Miss Babs ("*Acorn Antiques*"), the Magazine Representative ("*Winnie's Lucky Day*")
and Jane ("*Two Soups*").
* Duncan Preston as the actor ("*Acorn Antiques Actors Being Axed*"), Mr Clifford ("*Acorn Antiques*"),
Corin Huntley ("*Winnie's Lucky Day*") and Jane's Husband ("*Two Soups*").
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Constance Chapman as Winnie Seedley ("*Winnie's Lucky Day*").
* Kay Adshead as Winnie's daughter ("*Winnie's Lucky Day*")
* Rosie Collins as Trixie ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Kenny Ireland as the actor ("*Acorn Antiques Actors Being Axed*") and Derek ("*Acorn Antiques*").
* Henry Kelly as himself ("*Winnie's Lucky Day*")
* Gerard Kelly as Paul ("*Tattoo Parlour*").
* Frank Lee as Wilf Seedley ("*Winnie's Lucky Day*")
* Mark Powley as Dennis ("*Winnie's Lucky Day*").
* Graham Seed as Bobby ("*Winnie's Lucky Day*").

#### **Christmas Special**

* Victoria Wood as herself, the second woman in the queue ("*Self-Service*"),
Ena Sharples ("*Coronation Street*"), the woman in specs ("*The Cinderella Factor Advert*"),
Samantha ("*The Mayflower Hotel Cock-Ups*"), the actress ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*")
and Karen's friend ("*At the Chippy*")
* Julie Walters as the first woman in queue ("*Self-Service*"), Martha Longhurst ("*Coronation Street*"),
Sue ("*The UnReal Life*"), Adriane ("*The Mayflower Hotel Cock-Ups*"),
Bo ("The Making of Acorn Antiques") and Karen ("*At the Chippy*").
* Celia Imrie as the third woman in the queue ("*Self-Service*"), the McOnomy host ("*Thrifty Scottish Tips*"),
Jean (*The UnReal Life*) and the actress ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*").
* Susie Blake as the continuity announcer.
* Duncan Preston as the model and the voiceover ("*The Man-Bra advert*"), Crayola ("*The Doctor Who Skit*"),
the hotel guest ("*The Mayflower Hotel Cock-Ups*") and the actor and Mr Clifford ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*")
* Kay Adshead as Tracey ("*The Mayflower Hotel Cock-Ups*") and Pat ("*At the Chippy*").
* Georgia Allen as Fiona ("*The Doctor Who Skit*").
* Nicholas Barnes as Robert ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*").
* David Bexon as the chippy customer ("*At the Chippy*").
* Jim Broadbent as the doctor ("*The Doctor Who Skit*").
* Bryan Burdon as the window cleaner ("*The UnReal Life*") and Mickey ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*").
* Graham Callan as Andrew the new announcer.
* Christopher Connah as the chippy customer ("*At the Chippy*").
* Rowena Cooper as the woman with the vase ("*Antiques Roadshow Idiots*")
* Deborah Grant as the production assistant ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*").
* Mary Hammond as the chippy customer ("*At the Chippy*")
* Paul Heiney as the self-reporter ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*")
* Kenny Ireland as Kenny ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*").
* Meg Johnson as the chippy assistant ("*At the Chippy*").
* Sam Kelly as Simon ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*").
* Terence Longdon as the Antiques expert ("*Antiques Roadshow Idiots*")
* Lill Roughley as the second café assistant ("*Self-Service*"), Minnie Cauldwell ("*Coronation Street*")
and the woman with a blender ("*Antiques Roadshow Idiots*").
* Chris Sanders as Eddie the chippy fryer ("*At the Chippy*").
* Sandra Voe as the McOnomy contestant ("*Thrifty Scottish Tips*").
* Sue Wallace as the first café assistant ("*Self-Service*") and ("*At the Chippy*").
* Ian Wallace as the classic singer ("*The Anorak Song*").
* Clive Walton as the chippy customer ("*At the Chippy*").
* Maggie Steed as Marion Clunes ("*The Making of Acorn Antiques*").

## Credits

#### **Series 1, Show 1**

* As Seen on TV was written by and starred Victoria Wood with Julie Walters, Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston,
Susie Blake, Jim Broadbent, Frances Cox, Christine Hargreaves, Hope Jackman, Sue Jones Davies,
Gerrard Kelly, Andrew Livingstone and Sue Wallace.
* Music by Victoria Wood.
* Musical Director: David Firman.
* Film Cameraman: John Baker.
* Film Edited by Paul Rapley.
* Film Sound by Tony Wornum.
* Production Team: Janet Evans and Valerie Wilson.
* Technical Co-ordinator: Alan Jeffery.
* Camera Supervisor: Mike Harrison.
* Properties Buyer: Bob Warans.
* Graphics Designed by Peter Clayton.
* Vision Mixed by Heather Gilder.
* Videotape Edited by Mykola Pawluk.
* Make-up Designed by Cherry Alston.
* Costumes Designed by Jackie Southern.
* Sound Supervisor: Laurie Taylor.
* Lighting Director: Ken MacGregor.
* Production Managers: Marcus Mortimer and Colin Fay.
* Designed by Richard Morris.
* Produced and Directed by Geoff Posner.
* © BBC 1984.

#### **Series 1, Show 2**

* As Seen on TV was written by and starred Victoria Wood with Julie Walters, Patricia Routledge,
Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston, Susie Blake, Dennis Lawson, Andrew Livingstone, Jim Broadbent, Neil Brathwaite, Mary Carewe, Janet Henfrey, Kenny Ireland, Maggie Ollerenshaw and Ron Pember.
* Music by Victoria Wood.
* Musical Director: David Firman.
* Film Cameraman: John Baker.
* Film Edited by Paul Rapley.
* Film Sound by Tony Wornum.
* Production Team: Janet Evans and Valerie Wilson.
* Technical Co-ordinator: Alan Jeffery.
* Camera Supervisor: Mike Harrison.
* Properties Buyer: Bob Warans.
* Graphics Designed by Peter Clayton.
* Vision Mixed by Heather Gilder.
* Videotape Edited by Mykola Pawluk.
* Make-up Designed by Cherry Alston.
* Costumes Designed by Jackie Southern.
* Sound Supervisor: Laurie Taylor.
* Lighting Director: Ken MacGregor.
* Production Managers: Marcus Mortimer and Colin Fay.
* Designed by Richard Morris.
* Produced and Directed by Geoff Posner.
* © BBC 1984.

#### **Series 1, Show 3**

* As Seen on TV was written by and starred Victoria Wood with Julie Walters, Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston,
Susie Blake, Tony Aitken, Rosie Collins, Deborah Grant, Rosalind March, John Nettleon, Mary Jo Randle
and Lill Roughley.
* Music by Victoria Wood.
* Musical Director: David Firman.
* Film Cameraman: John Baker.
* Film Edited by Paul Rapley.
* Film Sound by Tony Wornum.
* Production Team: Janet Evans and Valerie Wilson.
* Technical Co-ordinator: Alan Jeffery.
* Camera Supervisor: Roger Fenna.
* Properties Buyer: Bob Warans.
* Graphics Designed by Peter Clayton.
* Vision Mixed by Heather Gilder.
* Videotape Edited by Mykola Pawluk.
* Make-up Designed by Cherry Alston.
* Costumes Designed by Jackie Southern.
* Sound Supervisor: Laurie Taylor.
* Lighting Director: Ken MacGregor.
* Production Managers: Marcus Mortimer and Colin Fay.
* Designed by Richard Morris.
* Produced and Directed by Geoff Posner.
* © BBC 1984.

#### **Series 1, Show 4**

* As Seen on TV was written by and starred Victoria Wood with Julie Walters, Patricia Routledge,
Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston, Susie Blake, Andrew Livingstone, Tilly Vosburgh, Celia Bannerman,
Peter Bland, Jim Broadbent, Suzanne Clare, Peter Ellis, David Foxxe, Barbara Graley
and Daphne Oxenford.
* Music by Victoria Wood.
* Musical Director: David Firman.
* Film Cameraman: John Baker.
* Film Edited by Paul Rapley.
* Film Sound by Tony Wornum.
* Production Team: Janet Evans and Valerie Wilson.
* Technical Co-ordinator: John Mersh.
* Camera Supervisor: Roger Fenna.
* Properties Buyer: Bob Warans.
* Graphics Designed by Peter Clayton.
* Vision Mixed by Heather Gilder.
* Videotape Edited by Mykola Pawluk.
* Make-up Designed by Cherry Alston.
* Costumes Designed by Jackie Southern.
* Sound Supervisor: Laurie Taylor.
* Lighting Director: Ken MacGregor.
* Production Manager: Colin Fay.
* Designed by Richard Morris.
* Directed by Marcus Mortimer.
* Produced by Geoff Posner.
* © BBC 1984.

#### **Series 1, Show 5**

* As Seen on TV was written by and starred Victoria Wood with Julie Walters, Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston,
Susie Blake, Denis Lawson, Maureen Lipman, Georgia Allen, Tracey Childs, Sylvia Coleridge, Rosie Collins,
Kenny Ireland, Barbara Miller, Felicity Montague and Zara Nutley.
* Music by Victoria Wood.
* Musical Director: David Firman.
* Film Cameraman: John Baker.
* Film Edited by Paul Rapley.
* Film Sound by Tony Wornum.
* Production Team: Janet Evans and Valerie Wilson.
* Technical Co-ordinator: John Mersh.
* Camera Supervisor: Roger Fenna.
* Properties Buyer: Bob Warans.
* Graphics Designed by Peter Clayton.
* Vision Mixed by Heather Gilder.
* Videotape Edited by Mykola Pawluk.
* Make-up Designed by Cherry Alston.
* Costumes Designed by Jackie Southern.
* Sound Supervisor: Laurie Taylor.
* Lighting Director: Ken MacGregor.
* Production Manager: Colin Fay and Marcus Mortimer.
* Designed by Richard Morris.
* Produced and Directed by Geoff Posner.
* © BBC 1984.

#### **Series 1, Show 6**

* As Seen on TV was written by and starred Victoria Wood with Julie Walters, Patricia Routledge,
Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston, Susie Blake, Andrew Livingstone, Deborah Grant, Kay Adshead,
Patrick Barlow, Rosie Collins, Gretchen Franklin, Kenny Ireland, Peter Postlethwaite and Leslie Sarony.
* Music by Victoria Wood.
* Musical Director: David Firman.
* Choreography by Nicky Hoffman.
* Film Cameraman: John Baker.
* Film Edited by Paul Rapley.
* Film Sound by Tony Wornum.
* Production Team: Janet Evans and Valerie Wilson.
* Technical Co-ordinator: John Mersh.
* Camera Supervisor: Roger Fenna.
* Graphics Designed by Peter Clayton.
* Vision Mixed by Heather Gilder.
* Videotape Edited by Mykola Pawluk.
* Make-up Designed by Cherry Alston.
* Costumes Designed by Jackie Southern.
* Sound Supervisor: Laurie Taylor.
* Lighting Director: Ken MacGregor.
* Production Managers: Marcus Mortimer and Colin Fay.
* Designed by Richard Morris.
* Produced and Directed by Geoff Posner.
* © BBC 1984.

#### **Series 2, Show 1**

* As Seen on TV was written by and starred Victoria Wood with Julie Walters, Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston, Susie Blake, Anne Reid, Dora Bryan, Nicky Croydon, Simon Green, Gerard Kelly, Michael Nightingale, Meg Johnson, David Adams and Liz D'Estere .
* Music by Victoria Wood.
* Musical Director: David Firman.
* Film Cameraman: Philip Bonham-Carter.
* Film Recordist: Clive Derbyside.
* Film Edited by Colin Jones.
* Properties Buyer: Tony Moore.
* Graphics Designed by Ian Hewett.
* Camera Supervisors: Roger Fenna and John Dailley.
* Technical Co-ordinators: Jeff Jeffery and John Walton.
* Vision Mixed by Heather Gilder.
* Videotape Edited by Mykola Pawluk.
* Make Up Designed by Vanessa Poulton.
* Costumes Designed by Anna Stubley.
* Production Team: Johanna Kennedy, Stephanie Lowe and Valerie Wilson.
* Production Manager: Roy Gould.
* Sound by Laurie Taylor.
* Lighting by Fred Wright and Eric Wallis.
* Designed by Andrew Howe-Davies and David Laskey.
* Produced and Directed by Geoff Posner.
* © BBC 1986.