Mr. Rude Farting Compilation

Mr. Rude Farting Compilation appears in The TV Characters Show in 2017 in the UK.

## Transcript

* Mr. Rude: I'll unlock something. (farting and laughing)
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you moving. (farting and laughing)
* Mr. Grumpy, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Nervous, Mr. Strong, Mr. Bump, Phineas, Kermit, Moody Margaret, Rarity, Bart Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Hamilton Hocks, Ralph Wiggum, Pingu, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy and Squidward: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you nice words. (farting and laughing)
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Scatterbrain: (laughing) You know, I had no idea that she's so musical.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you musical. (farting rhythmically)
* Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Naughty and Kermit: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Happy: Only winners.
* Mr. Rude: (farting underwater)
* Mr. Happy: Oh.
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Fussy: Elbows off the table. Show her manners.
* Mr. Rude: (stands up on the crate he was using for a chair) I'll give you manners. (prepares to fart but is stopped by Mr. Fussy)
* Mr. Fussy: Mr. Rude. Whatever you are going to do, please don't. We don't want to be asked to leave.
* Kermit: Is it true that beans are a delicacy?
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you delicacy. (farting and spinning around in his chair)
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Kermit: How did you ever develop such talent?
* Mr. Rude: The same way I developed this one. (farting)
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Grover: Well, that's all the time we have for today. I'm Grover.
* Kermit: And I'm Kermit the Frog.
* Grover: Join us tomorrow for...
* Grover and Kermit: Good Morning TV Characters World.
* Mr. Stubborn: Why can't you get it through your head. Aliens and flying saucers do not exist.
* Quack: They are made up things for your entertainment.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you entertainment. (laughing and farting)
* Aliens: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Scatterbrain: But watch out. The dancing is catching.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you catching.
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Rarity: Good night Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you goodnight. (farting)
* TV Characters: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: (chuckles) My apologies.
* Little Miss Calamity: And there you have it. Another fantastic trip through the car wash.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you fantastic. (laughing and farting and bubbles burst above the water)
* Little Miss Calamity: Ooh.
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Little Miss Chatterbox: Come on.
* Pinkie Pie: It'll be totally fun.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you fun. (laughing and farting)
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Lola Sonner: Have you ever tried to catch a one-legged ostrich? (laughing) They're fast.
* Mr. Rude: Fast? I'll show you fast.
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: Allow me to get you where you want to go.
* Mr. Grumpy: Hey. This isn't the library.
* Mr. Rude: (sighing) You complain too much.
* Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Rude. Ooh.
* Mr. Fussy: Well, it's not printed anywhere but I assure you, this kind of behaviour is unacceptable.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you unacceptable. (farting and laughing)
* Mr. Bump: Mr. Rude.
* Yojojo: Two tickets to Terror Island.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you Terror Island.
* Little Miss Whoops: Whoops.
* Mr. Rude: Oh, never mind this airline. I'll take the bus.
* Mr. Noisy: Here at my Shoe-a-Torium, we'll make the shoe of your dreams.
* Mr. Rude: (gets up and as he walks and his shoes make farting noises) Finally. A shoe store I can love.
* Mr. Bump: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: Tell it to the shoes.
* Charlie Sonner: But all answers are final.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you final. (farting and laughing)
* Mr. Strong: Oh, Mr. Rude.
* Robo-Mr. Rude: (farting)
* Robots: Mr. Rude.
* Little Miss Scary: (laughing and snorting hysterically) Okay.
* Yojojo: Now That was a good one.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you a good one. (farting and laughing while riding away on his bike)
* Mr. Messy: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: (burping)
* Mr. Messy: Mr. Rude.
* Michael Angelis: Except for those. Who find someway to stay up.
* Mr. Rude: (farting to keep the balloon in the air)
* Little Miss Helpful and Little Miss Daredevil: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: (sigh) Why do I waste my time with these idiotic concerts? I'll give you a concert. (farting in Little Miss Bossy's face. As he leaves the theatre)
* TV Characters: Mr. Rude.
* Little Miss Bossy: Mmm. Oof.
* Mr. Rude: (burping)
* Mr. Tickle: Mr. Rude.
* Michael Angelis: Even if their table manners aren't quite what they should be.
* Mr. Rude: (burping)
* Michael Angelis: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Happy: What wonderful pants.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you wonderful. (laughing and farting)
* Mr. Happy, Grover, Mr. Scatterbrain, Rudy, Mr. Small, Charlie Sonner, Lola Sonner and Mr. Nosey: Mr. Rude.
* Le Rude Cuckoo: (to Charlie Sonner, Lola Sonner, Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small) What are you looking at? What are you looking at? (burps in Mr. Fussy's face)
* Mr. Fussy: (fainting)
* Mr. Rude: You think that is special? (laughing) Wait until you see what happens at midnight. (setting the time to 12:00 and 'Le Rude Cuckoo' farts. Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small and Mr. Fussy pop up and Mr. Fussy is shown spraying air freshener)
* Charlie Sonner, Lola Sonner, Mr. Nosey, Mr. Small and Mr. Fussy: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: (covering Mr. Strong's mouth) (burping)
* Mr. Bounce, Little Miss Sunshine, Kermit, Mr. Nervous, Rarity, Mr. Strong, Hamilton Hocks, Mr. Bump, Ralph Wiggum, Toto, Pingu and Mr. Messy: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: Ask me if I care. (burping)
* Mr. Fussy: (gasps) Mr. Rude. It is entirely inappropriate to burp. Not to mention litter while watching the ballet.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you inappropriate. (prepares to fart but Mr. Fussy stopping him)
* Mr. Fussy: Don't you dare.
* Mr. Rude: Dah.
* Mr. Fussy: This dreadful ballet is frightening.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you frightening. (laughing and farting in Mr. Fussy's face so loudly)
* Alicia Botti: (screaming the entire world can hear it and destroys Yojojo and Little Miss Scary's Ballerina Play.)
* Mr. Nosey: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Happy: Don't disagree with them, Mr. Rude. We don't want a bunch of angry aliens on our hands.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you angry aliens. (farting and laughing)
* Little Miss Daredevil: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Stubborn: You are just jealous, because you are not a handyman.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you handyman.
* Mr. Grumpy: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Small: Look at the time.
* Charlie Sonner: Come on, Lola.
* Mr. Nosey: Better be going.
* Lola Sonner: I'm coming, Charlie.
* Mr. Messy: See you.
* Toto: Let's go home.
* Mr. Stubborn: You can pay me later.
* Mr. Rude: (laughing)
* Michael Angelis: The world of these magical creatures bring joy to The TV Characters.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you joy. (laughing and farting)
* The Fairies: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Messy: This is actually kind of fun.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you fun. (laughing and farting)
* Mr. Bump: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Small: Splendid. Sharing a meal with good company is always a delight.
* Mr. Rude: I'll give you a delight. (farting and destroys the record player)
* Mr. Noisy, Mr. Small, Charlie Sonner, Lola Sonner, Mr. Nosey and Noisy: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Quiet: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Noisy: Time to go.
* Mr. Rude: Other theme parks have boring rollercoasters.
* Little Miss Daredevil: Yee-ha.
* Mr. Rude: Not at Rudeland. (farting and laughing)
* Angry Heads: Mr. Rude.
* Mr. Rude: What? I have no control over the machinery.