Batman's Beginning

* Batman: Mrs. Madison...
* Julie: Shit... Batman! (nervously laughs) Some druggie shit is destroying the place.
* \*TV smashes through the window upstairs.\*
* Julie: Fuck, see? This is what I signaled you for, Batman.
* \*Yelling.\*
* Julie: Are you gonna stand there and stay out of this? He's gonna rip the whole accommodation up.
* Batman: And I do what?
* Julie: Lob fucking Bane out of here, that stoned shit... he has gone on like this since sunset. He will reduce this place to dirt if you let him, he is in a fucking steroid rage.
* Batman: You are the landlord, Julie, you should handle this.
* Julie: Yeah, like I would win that battle. You are Batman and the fucker is gonna kill someone. I can tell you're anxious about his Venom, you've had beef with him before—
* Batman: I don't have anxiety.
* Julie: Obviously.
* \*Crash\*
* ?: Fuck you!
* Julie: He has a woman involved? Go do your shit, prick.
* Kid: Mom? The lights went out.
* Julie: Do you want Batman to kill you?
* Kid: No.
* Julie: So get the fuck back in there.
* \*Batman goes up the stairs and reaches a hallway, before kicking an apartment's door off.\*
* Bane: God fucking damn you!
* \*Bane punches Selina and Batman runs up and pins him to the wall.\*
* Batman: HEY!
* Selina: You're bleeding...
* Bane: Fuck I'm not, you brainless cu--
* \*Selina spits blood on Bane's face.\*
* Bane: I will fucking murder you, fucker!
* Batman: Tell me why you struck her.
* \*Bane headbutts Batman to the floor.\*
* Bane: Fuck you gonna do, Huh? Get the fuck out of my way before I break you twice.
* Batman: Bane, I am gonna snap your fucking neck.
* Bane: Will you?
* Batman: Yes.
* Bane: Holy fucking shit, just like last time!
* Batman: You're stuck in the past.
* \*Bane charges at Batman and tries to hit him, only to have his arm twisted behind his back. Bane headbutts Batman but he persists, before twisting his arm again.\*
* Batman: Gonna stop?
* \*Batman slams Bane into a table and smashes a bottle on his head.\*
* Bane: Fuck you.
* \*Bane grabs a waffle iron and hits him in the face, Batman ducks as Bane throws it overhead. Bane grabs a pot before Batman charges and smashes him against a wall, disarming him. Batman turns around and tosses Bane onto the bed, before kneeing him in the heart and repeatedly punching him in the face. Batman lifts Bane up and kicks him into the sink, smashing it, before tossing him into the sofa and knocking it over.\*
* Bane: Fuck!
* \*Batman throws Bane into a shelf, knocking all of the photos off of it.\*
* Selina: Get out, asshole!
* Batman: You're the one who should leave.
* Selina: I won't leave until I see this guy six feet under.
* Bane: You're gonna stay here forever, whore, I'll fucking kill you. Got that shit down?
* Batman: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUCHE!
* \*Batman kicks him in the jaw.\*
* Bane: *(slurred)* Argh! Fucker, you fractured my jaw.
* Batman: It wasn't enough to silence you.
* Bane: *(slurred)* Fucking kill yourself.
* \*Selina looks at her black eye in the mirror.\*
* Selina: Shit.
* Batman: You need to leave.
* Selina: Shit head has to pay first.
* Bane: *(slurred)* What for?
* Selina: I let you punch me for an hour, I'm not even asking for extra by now. This is just the beginning of a shit night for me, I'll go once he gives me the cash I deserve.
* Batman: Any other business going on here?
* Selina: I ain't no snitch.
* Batman: Name?
* Selina: Whatever you wish it was, daddy.
* Batman: You're making this unnecessarily hard.
* Selina: Apologies, Batman. I would never wish your night was any trickier.
* Batman: Why was he striking you?
* Selina: He asked me if I knew him... knew who he was... I did not so he beat me up. You bust into here and beat him to a pulp, does that cover it, sugar?
* Bane: *(slurred)* I am Bane, bitch... I broke this fucker's back.
* \*Bane pops his dislocated jaw back in place.\*
* Bane: AND LOBBED HIM IN A FUCKING PIT. That is who I fucking am, you idiotic whore!
* Batman: HEY! Show some respect or get... out!
* \*Bane and Batman charge at each other and shatter through a window, Batman crashes into a streetlight before crashing on top of a car, smashing it and breaking the windows. Batman looks up and finds Bane knocked out in the road adjacent to him.\*
* Batman: Holy... shit.
* \*Batman falls limp on the car again. Julie stands next to, distressed.\*
* Batman: Hello, Julie.
* Julie: My car...
* Batman: Give me a minute.
* Julie: No, baby steps, Batman. Make yourself at home, what can I get you? Want a blanket?
* Batman: I want you get off of the street.
* Julie: "Sorry for destroying your car, Julie, that was such a horrible mistake, ma'am, that sucks." But that will never be you, apparently you can only be the tough guy.
* Batman: Your car doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.
* Julie: He could've fucking killed you, you're not wrong.
* \*Bane grabs Batman's leg and drags him off of the car, beating him against a billboard and garroting him with a rope. Batman grabs Bane's throat with one hand and gouges his eyes with the other.\*