Richard

credit to kibeth

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**JayeMalik'**

"dont be a dick, alf"

**EvilhariboMadness**

alfie would honestly just be like

**Asteriea**

”of course he’s not a dick I’m the only dick here”

**EvilhariboMadness**

"its ok i can just strip them of their titles if they piss me off"

LMAOOO

is richard gonna be all

"are u trying to come for my angle"

if someone else gets called a dick

**Asteriea**

maud takes her kids out in disguise to experience the real world

**AceOfAegi**

helena being :/ but rollin with it bc mom

**EvilhariboMadness**

"kids lets go into aldi's and experience true muggle lifestyle"

"but muuuuum can we go into marks and spencers"

**AceOfAegi**

"mum can we go home im bored"

**Asteriea**

richard would honestly be the most excited but he'd try to act cool abt it

**EvilhariboMadness**

is richard's trademark thing drawing dick s wherever he's been

like in the palaces

on stuff you just see a dick carved into the wood n its like

oh richard's been here

**Asteriea**

lmfao probably

**EvilhariboMadness**

"is dick 's dick bomb???"

**AceOfAegi**

"okay richard what the fuck you cant just draw dick s everywhere"

**Asteriea**

"uh who's gonna stop me?"

**EvilhariboMadness**

ok but like bc alfred's probably called alfie

imagine richard's nickname being

dickie

**AceOfAegi**

"i will. i'll tell mom as well"

**EvilhariboMadness**

for the -ee sound

**AceOfAegi**

helena being the token tattletale

**Asteriea**

"its anatomy practice hel it's educational"

hes gonna call her hell

**AceOfAegi**

omf pls

"i may not be able to have the throne here but i have a throne in hell so see you there"

**Asteriea**

helena is Richards favourite I've decided

favourite in general or favourite to wind up idk yet

**AceOfAegi**

blessup omg

**Asteriea**

and he's gonna try and do the whole bros thing w alfred

**EvilhariboMadness**

tbf alfred would be down

bc like

i wanna see him awkwardly bro-ing like

**Asteriea**

like "let's make a secret handshake thats cool right"

**EvilhariboMadness**

"i wanna do this but im also terrified the daily prophet might take the wrong picture"

can the core four have a vow that if one of them doesn't want to do a royal engagement
someone else'll take polyjuice

to replace them

**Asteriea**

richard takes pictures of his siblings sleeping and sends them to witch weekly anonymously

**AceOfAegi**

helena not rlly minding but like "can you not send them that one, the angle's unflattering and the lighting is terrible"

**Asteriea**

ok but overall he's a pr nightmare

**EvilhariboMadness**

im gonna make victoria's dad a dick of a king lmao so she's the saving grace bc drama

gjfi can you imagine

"richard did you send another batch of photos to witch weekly again?"

**Asteriea**

"....no"

**AceOfAegi**

"he's lying"

**EvilhariboMadness**

"why did we get a thank you letter for your picture of alfred in a fetal position then?"

**EvilhariboMadness**

"sorry your highness we don't know how many more pictures of helena looking, as you say 'gross,' we need"

**Asteriea**

omfg one day "omg alfie girls don't like dick pics right???? every picture of me. is a dick pic."

**EvilhariboMadness**

im crying PLS

**Asteriea**

"WHAT DO I DO"

**AceOfAegi**

"does that mean girls tend to look at your pictyres with disgust"

**EvilhariboMadness**

i can acc imagine him seriously freaking out

"DO I NEED TO APOLOGISE TO THEM FOR SENDING UNPRECEDENTED DICK PICS"

**Asteriea**

"hell this is a bROS ONLY CONVERSATION"

**EvilhariboMadness**

i think we found a target of the core four's judgemental ways

**Asteriea**

"ALFIE I CANT EVEN TAKE A SELFIE IM GONNA CRY"

**Asteriea**

oH BACK TO THE CAT

that post is richard with a cat

so now he has one

that everyone has to call her majesty

or else he will literally ignore them until they get it right

**JayeMalik'**

guess he lives his life ignoring charlotte

"i refuse to call a demon of hell her majesty"

**Asteriea**

"did you hear that, queen of my heart? sounds like we have rats in the palace"

**JayeMalik'**

"i'm gonna get a pitbull. let's see who'll have the last laugh, asshat"

1) What would you consider to be your character's strengths, and your character's weaknesses? Elaborate on your answer.

**Strengths: smart, charming, genuinely really nice**

**Weaknesses: immature, reckless, arrogant, annoying**

2) What goals and objectives has your character set out in their life? Is it to be successful and rich? Is it to find happiness? Why?

**Find happiness, preferably by finding someone who actually wants to date him (and not because he's a prince). He's already rich so there's no point aiming for that, and he doesn't see how you can be much more successful than royalty.**

3) What's their ideal way of spending a free day? Why so?

**One of his mother's muggle day trips to somewhere actually really boring like a supermarket or something. He actually really enjoys those days even though all his siblings think they're dull.**

4) If your character could only keep 5 possessions, what would they be? Why?

**His wand, because it lets him do magic, his cat, because she lights up his life, his nintendo 3ds because he lowkey really enjoys the pokemon games, his polaroid camera because you don't need electricity to take photos with it, and unlimited film. Because he needs to continue to be Witch Weekly's top source of embarrassing pictures of Alfred, Helena and Charlotte.**

5) What one thing would your character change about the wizarding society? Why?

**Literally nothing - he's doing great with wizarding society as it currently is, thanks.**