Cuisine Lesson

Cuisine Lesson is a short from the Raid Universe.

## Synopsis

Fly, Earwig, Cicada and Rhinoceros Beetle are making foods, however, things do NOT go well, as Cicada eats a bread with shards, causing him to die from blood loss, then Fly is at the eye again after he tripped on the bread with shards just like what happened in other times, a fork is stuck on his right eye, then Earwig and Rhinoceros Beetle face more problems when Rhinoceros Beetle gets hit by the bread Fly slipped on the face, and hits into a maple syrup bottle right on the beaker as he dies, while Earwig’s head is crushed by a tray, the. The oven was done making the cookies, but then the food restaurant explodes, thus leaving everyone dead as severed burned corpses,

Meanwhile, Hornet is seen on the bench looking upset, then he gets hit a bread, then he was about to eat it, but then he sees on the inside were shards.

## Transcript

Episode Title: Cuisine Lesson

Starring…

Cicada

Rhinoceros Beetle

Earwig

Hornet

And Fly!

Enjoy the show!

Inside the Cuisine Restaurant…

Earwig: Hello everyone! I’m making cookies with my friends Fly, Cicada and Rhinoceros Beetle!

(Cicada and Rhinoceros Beetle touch their combination ore, forming the Cicada & Rhinoceros Beetle Mix)

MIX!

(Then, Cicada & Rhinoceros Beetle Mix pours dough before splitting back into Cicada and Rhinoceros Beetle as they pour liquid and mixing dough)

Cicada: Huh? The glass cup is empty, That’s it? Nah, it’s fine.

(Fly peeks on the counter)

Fly: A Glass cup.

(Cut to Earwig)

Earwig: OK, Mixing dough with a mixer spoon. (Mixes the dough using a mixer spoon) Not a single arm, 2 arms a course! (Use 2 arms for mixing the dough with the Mixer Spoon)

(Cut to Cicada and Rhinoceros Beetle)

Rhinoceros Beetle: Why are you using 2 arms while using a mixer spoon?

(Cut to Earwig)

Earwig: I knew that it could be better! Plus, to heat up the dough into cookies, place them in an oven.

(The cookie are finished after they were heated by the oven, Cut to Earwig)

Earwig: Ooh! The cookies are finished! (Comes to the oven then opens it, causing the smell to come out)

Fly: (sniffs, but he accidentally knocks down the glass cup with his wings, unaware that it broke) Mmmmm! It tastes like cookies!

(Cut to Rhinoceros Beetle)

Rhinoceros Beetle: (sees the broken Glass Cup) The glass cup broke, I’ll just pick it up and put into to the bag.

(Earwig takes out the tray of Cookies, Rhinoceros Beetle puts the glass shards into the bag)

Rhinoceros Beetle: There.

Earwig: The cookies are finished!

Cicada: Ooooooh!

(Rhinoceros Beetle puts the bag of shards, then Fly mixes the dough with a mixer spoon, then we see a bag of shards as the screen zooms in, then we cut to Earwig, Rhinoceros Beetle and Cicada)

Cicada: Delicious Cookies!

Rhinoceros Beetle: Yeah! These cookies are yummy!

Fly: (pours the dough into the bowl, then he sees the bag of shards) Hm?

(Cut to Earwig)

Earwig: These cookies are gonna be delicious!

(Cut to Fly who is standing next to the microwave who is microwaving the bread then the microwave finishes microwaving the bread)

Fly: The bread is finished!

Cicada: Bread? (Sees the bread)

Fly: Wanna try the bread?

Cicada: (Stares at the bread) Yum.

(Cut to Rhinoceros Beetle who is looking at the bags)

Rhinoceros Beetle: Hmmmm… What should I pick? Hm?

(Cut to Fly and Cicada)

Cicada: I might as well try! (Chews on the bread, but the bread Cicada eats had shards as the shard stabs Cicada on his cheek and inside his mouth, causing his teeth to break and his mouth to bleed) AAAAAHHH!

(Cut to Earwig and Rhinoceros Beetle who are shocked seeing Cicada getting hurt by the shards)

Rhinoceros Beetle: (his chef hat falls off from his head) Um, Cicada?

Cicada: (starts suffering from the bleeding) AARGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I CAN'T! (Collapses dead and dies from blood loss)

Fly: Oh no, I don’t wanna see it anymore! (He tries to walk away from Cicada's dead corpse, but he slips into the bread with shards and sends it flying, then he accidentally gets his right eye stabbed by a fork) AAAAAAAAAAGH! MY EYE!

Rhinoceros Beetle: (gets face hit by the bread with shards on the face) OWWWWW! (Then he accidentally hits Earwig into the ground)

Earwig: GAH! (Falls to the floor, then gets his head crushed by a tray, killing him)

Rhinoceros Beetle: I can’t control my sight! WHOOOOOA! AAAAAAAAH! (Hits into a maple syrup bottle right on it's beaker, thus, shattering his shell leaving a hole and making a shatter sound, impaling him and dies)

(Then the oven was finished cooking the cookies, but it caused an explosion, killing Fly and mutilating the corpses of Earwig, Cicada and Rhinoceros Beetle)

KA-BOOM!

(Then, the mutilated corpses of Fly, Earwig, Cicada, and Rhinoceros Beetle begin flying into the sky and crashing into the ground while bouncing on a smoky stop, Cut to Hornet who is sitting on a bench, upset)

Hornet: Hornet don’t know what to eat. (Gets hit by the bread with shard on the head) OW! Hm? A bread! But first, Hornet gotta check if this is safe to eat! (Sees that the bread has shards in it) Shards? Who would put in shards?!

The End!

We'll see you again soon!

## Characters

### Animals

#### Raid Universe Bugs and Pests

* John DiMaggio as Fly
* Scott McNeil as Earwig/Hornet/Cicada
* Michael Bell as Rhinoceros Beetle

## Deaths

1. As Cicada gets shards stuck on part of his face and teeth, he dies from blood loss.
2. Earwig gets his head crushed by a tray.
3. Rhinoceros Beetle gets impaled by a maple syrup bottle right on the beaker.
4. Fly dies by an explosion, thus mutilating him, and the corpses of Earwig, Cicada and Rhinoceros Beetle.

## Injuries

1. After Cicada chewed on the bread with shards, his teeth broke and shards stuck on his face and the inside of his mouth as it bleeds.
2. Fly accidentally gets a fork stuck on his right eye, causing him to scream in agony.
3. Rhinoceros Beetle gets hit in the face by the bread with shards.
4. Earwig is knocked on the floor.
5. Hornet is hit on the forehead by the bread with shards.