Cessland: Twisted is Normal

* 10:20HiddenlichAhem. In a stormy sh\*thole off the coast of Australia
* 10:21Garbled Red Text
* a car drives by to a storage, as a man, wearing an owl mask gets off the car and enters the storage block
* 10:22Sling KingThere is a shadowy figure sitting on a shell
* 10:22Garbled Red Text
* the man walks out 5 minutes later, covered in blood and holding a golf club
* ???: I don't even get paid for any of this....
* 10:23Hiddenlich
* This creep is staring at ??? from a distance: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/63/69/f6/6369f602073572a28bf42087b8087301.jpg
* 10:24Garbled Red Text
* ??? takes off his mask
* 10:24Sling KingThe shadowy figure walks behind the creep
* 10:25Garbled Red Text???: Welp, Rasmus, old buddy, that's more victims to go to my sin list
* ??? puts the mask in the car and sits on top of the car
* 10:25HiddenlichCreep: Raka harumasa...
* 10:26Garbled Red Text???: What?
* 10:26Sling KingThe shadowy figure walks right into The Creep
* 10:26HiddenlichCreep: ...
* The creep starts chanting in ancient languages
* 10:27Garbled Red Text???: \*thinking\* I don't get it.
* 10:27Hiddenlich
* The local pelicans form a circle around the creep
* 10:27Garbled Red Text???: \*thinking\* Now that is not an everyday thing...
* 10:28Sling KingThe Shadowy Figure raises it's hand, setting pelicans on fire
* 10:28Garbled Red Text
* approaches the creep
* 10:28HiddenlichCreep: HO HEE HA HEE HA HO HAY HAY HAY HO!
* The pelican skeletons merge into a ball of bones
* The ball is on fire
* 10:29Garbled Red Text???:....
* 10:30Sling KingThe Shadowy Figure raises both of it's hands, destroying the ball
* 10:30Garbled Red Text???: Wh....
* ???: Now that is weird...
* 10:32HiddenlichCreep: Hamisaki titua!
* 10:32Garbled Red Text???: What?
* 10:33Hiddenlich
* The creep explodes into iguanas and black rats
* 10:33Garbled Red Text???:....
* ???: Nothing to see here, I guess...
* 10:33HiddenlichIguanas: DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP!
* 10:33Garbled Red Text???:....
* 10:33HiddenlichThe black rats attack the iguanas. \*You can see where this is going\*
* 10:34Sling KingShadowy Figure chops the iguanas
* 10:34Garbled Red Text
* ??? walks to his car and puts his mask back on, to protect his eyes from any blood
* 10:34HiddenlichThe rats now follow the will of the shadow
* 10:35Sling KingShadowy Figure can be heard whispering "darkness" repeatedly
* 10:35HiddenlichThe black rats are forced into a "bowing" position
* Their eyes become red
* 10:36Garbled Red Text
* ??? (Now Rasmus): I still don't get you.
* 10:36Sling KingShadowy Figure commands the rats to destroy a crystal
* 10:36Hiddenlich????: \*From the shack\* Follow the path... embrace your destiny... follow the path... embrace your destiny...
* 10:36Garbled Red Text
* Rasmus takes out his golf club
* 10:37Hiddenlich
* The rats swarm the crystal and gnaw at it with unison
* ????: Follow the path \*inhales loudly\* embrace your fate... not your destiny... destiny enslaves you... do not follow destiny... MAKE YOUR FATE!
* ???? kicks the door of his shack
* 10:38Garbled Red TextRasmus: I have no path, No destiny, nothing....
* 10:38Hiddenlich???? exits his shack
* 10:38Sling KingShadowy Figure: Well then...
* 10:39Garbled Red TextRasmus: I am on strings, and will be like that until I refuse to cooperate with them...
* 10:39Sling KingShadowy Figure commands the rats to attack ????
* 10:39Hiddenlich
* His face: File:Mysterious Face.png ????: Fool...
* The rats surround the shack
* ????: Oh my.
* The rats chew at the man's legs
* 10:40Garbled Red TextRasmus:...
* Rasmus: Need help there?
* 10:40Sling KingShadowy Figure starts laughing in an evil manner
* 10:40Hiddenlich????: I'm already used. You'll only p\*ss them off.
* ????: They'll-
* 10:41Sling Kingbrb
* 10:41HiddenlichThe rats hit the metal part of ????'s legs
* 10:41Garbled Red TextRasmus: Of course...
* 10:41Hiddenlich????: Yep.
* The rats get off ????, and start to gnaw on the shack instead
* 10:42Garbled Red TextRasmus: Is it normal to have s\*\*t like this here?
* 10:43Hiddenlich????: Well... this island is called Cessland as it is.
* ????: That horned man? He's some kind of psychotic maniac.
* 10:44Garbled Red TextRasmus: Well that doesn't surprise me so much...
* Rasmus: I havee seen enough crap in my life as of now...
* Rasmus:\*thinking\* Not to mention Richard...
* 10:46Hiddenlich????: Just be prepared for the Holie Sacrificium
* 10:48Garbled Red TextRasmus: The what?
* 10:48Sling KingBack
* 10:48Hiddenlich????: The Jackal savages like to feed on your limbs before they subject you for religious rituals...
* 10:48Sling KingShadowy Figure: That's too much... I like it.
* 10:48Garbled Red TextRasmus: Yeah, I heard such stories
* 10:49Hiddenlich????: If you're lucky, you will come out with at least an arm. Maybe a leg too if you are suave with the chiefs
* 10:50Garbled Red TextRasmus: I probably won't.
* Rasmus: Luck is what I lack.
* 10:50Hiddenlich????: Same with me. They took all of my limbs.
* 10:50Sling KingShadowy Figure: Where are these... Chiefs you talk about?
* 10:51Hiddenlich????: Oh, the Jackal chiefs... they are the head honchos of the religious cult that rules the island.
* 10:52Garbled Red TextRasmus: I once knew a cult.
* Rasmus: But shot 'em all down as this was part of my orders.
* 10:52Hiddenlich????: So you are a hitman?
* 10:52Garbled Red TextRasmus: Yeah...
* 10:52Sling KingShadowy Figure: Well, i have a weapon.
* 10:53Garbled Red TextRasmus: But I do not get paid, and I don't know my clients
* Rasmus: But yet I know what their group is
* 10:54Hiddenlich????: Sounds like someone I used to know...
* ????: She was the head of a group of assassins called the Black Fists.
* 10:56Garbled Red TextRasmus: I work for 50 Blessings.
* Rasmus points the symbol tagged on the storage block
* Rasmus: A bunch of scums were hiding there
* 10:57Hiddenlich????: I... recognize that name...
* 10:57Garbled Red TextRasmus: You sure?
* 10:57Sling KingShadowy Figure: Well, what kind of weaponry do you own?
* 10:58Hiddenlich????: Jacket, Biker, Aubrey, Jones...
* 10:58Sling KingShadowy Figure: Those are weapons?
* 10:59Garbled Red TextRasmus: Biker is dead
* Rasmus: An so is everyone.
* Rasmus: But I survived.
* 10:59Hiddenlich????: Hmm.
* 10:59Garbled Red TextRasmus: Somehow...
* 10:59Hiddenlich????: @Shadowy Figure I don't own very many weapons
* 11:00Garbled Red TextRasmus:...
* 11:00Hiddenlich????: My gauntlet, an old scythe I found after icing some skull-faced gangster, and a double barrel shotgun.
* 11:00Garbled Red TextRasmus: Any other weird things that will happen?
* 11:01Sling KingShadowy Figure: I can make any weapon from my hand
* 11:01Hiddenlich????: You will meet with the "Sky Spirits" at one point...
* ???? looks back at his shack, which is being eaten by the rats
* 11:01Garbled Red TextRasmus:...
* 11:01Sling KingShadowy Figure commands the rats to stop
* 11:01Hiddenlich????: They aren't what you think they are.
* 11:02Garbled Red TextRasmus: I might as well see what's the deal with this cult stuff...
* 11:02Hiddenlich????: They are very isolationist.
* 11:03Sling KingShadowy Figure: There is an abomination guarding the rest of this coast
* 11:04Garbled Red TextRasmus: I might as well go see it.
* 11:04Hiddenlich????: And... that thing. Yeah, you don't want to speak his name.
* 11:04Sling KingShadowy Figure: I can only scramble it's name
* 11:04Garbled Red TextRasmus:...
* 11:04Sling KingShadowy Figure: I can't speak it, it will trigger a chain of events
* 11:04Hiddenlich????: If you visit certain places, you will be stalked.
* ????: And the stalking never ends... it just evolves into more twisted phenomena
* 11:05Sling KingShadowy Figure: The only way to stop being stalked is to burn this book using a water candle
* 11:06Garbled Red TextRasmus: I have seen twisted s\*\*t in my life...
* Rasmus: Or at least they told me so...
* 11:07Hiddenlich???? looks Rasmus in the eye
* ????: Then you will see more twisted s\*\*t, me bucko...
* 11:07Garbled Red TextRasmus: Probably....
* Rasmus: I don't remember anything since....3 months ago... I think
* 11:08Hiddenlich????: But compared to my past experiences, this island has to be the most twisted land on Earth.
* 11:08Garbled Red Text
* takes off his mask and puts it back in the car
* ???: Well, I might as well see what's the deal with it.
* ???: I have nothing better to do for now...
* 11:14Hiddenlich????: Just be careful.
* 11:14Sling KingShadowy Figure: More abominations will come out if you try to kill the ONE abomination with a solid weapon
* 11:14Garbled Red Text???:...
* ???: welp, I forgot to introduce myself...
* ???: My name's Redmond.
* 11:17Hiddenlich????: You can call me Nox.
* 11:18Garbled Red TextRedmond: I call myself "Redmond" since that seems to be what was written on the note they left me.
* Redmond: Since I seem to have been hit with smoething hard enough to "break" my memories
* 11:19Sling KingShadowy Figure: I am nameless
* 11:19HiddenlichNox: If you don't mind me asking... are you an Organic, or Synthetic?
* 11:19Garbled Red TextRedmond: I guess organic
* Redmond: A human.
* 11:20HiddenlichNox: Alright. Just making sure...
* \*Nox looks around
* Nox: It's back...
* 11:20Garbled Red TextRedmond: What is back?
* 11:20Hiddenlich\*The creep is standing on the garage roof
* Nox: That psychopath that became iguanas and rats
* 11:21Garbled Red TextRedmond: Oh...
* 11:22HiddenlichCreep: Ui han toso...
* 11:22Garbled Red TextRedmond: yeah, yueah, do your stuff.
* 11:22HiddenlichThe creep jumps down from the roof
* 11:23Garbled Red TextRedmond:....
* 11:23HiddenlichNox: You are no longer meaningful to anyone here. Leave before I char your body
* The creep laughs
* Creep: Sosi hamura chan.
* Nox: ...
* 11:24Garbled Red TextRedmond:...
* 11:24HiddenlichNox: Whatever, we can't understand you anyway
* 11:24Sling KingShadowy Figure: ....
* 11:24HiddenlichNox makes a fist with his gauntlet
* 11:25Garbled Red Text\*Redmond takes out his cell phone, as it appears to be ringing
* 11:25HiddenlichCreep: ...
* 11:25Garbled Red Text\*walks away and answers the call
* 11:25HiddenlichNox punches the ground, causing fire to come out of the earth below the creep
* The creep's cloak is burning
* Creep: Bring. It. On...
* Nox: Do you want to become pests again?
* 11:26Sling KingShadowy Figure raises his hands
* Objects starts spinning around
* 11:27HiddenlichCreep: HO HEE HA HA HO HEE HAY HAY HO! \*Nox's gauntlet flashes
* Nox: Ergh...
* Nox: What are you doing?
* 11:28Garbled Red Text\*walks back
* Redmond: What did I miss?
* 11:28HiddenlichThe Creep taps his "skull" causing blue electricity to flow around the gauntlet
* Nox: You can't break the gem...
* Nox: Stop trying
* Nox's gauntlet starts to crack
* Nox: !
* 11:29Garbled Red TextRedmond:...
* \*Redmond, seemingly confused, throws his golf club at the creep
* 11:30HiddenlichIt hits the creep's skull, knocking it off
* The creep is wearing a skull mask with shades underneath
* Creep: Hamusaki!
* 11:31Garbled Red TextRedmond:...
* Redmond: Well that's suprising
* 11:32HiddenlichNox falls on the ground, inundated by an supposably unknown forced
* \*A
* The Creep looks at the Shadowy Figure
* 11:32Garbled Red TextRedmond:...
* 11:33HiddenlichCreep: Remingshotty
* The Creep spreads his arms out and makes himself a bigger target
* Nox's gauntlet is becoming red with heat
* 11:34Garbled Red Text\*Redmond takes his club back and starts hitting the creep with it
* 11:34Hiddenlich\*The creep staggers greatly
* Blood can be seen from the attack sites
* Nox's gem starts to crack
* Nox: No! How is this possible?
* 11:35Sling KingShadowy Figure enlarges to 20x his size
* Shadowy Figure grabs The Creep
* 11:36HiddenlichCreep: ...
* 11:36Sling KingShadowy Figure: ... You must pay for your sins.
* 11:36HiddenlichCreep: Through sin, I am immortal...
* 11:36Sling KingShadowy Figure starts shaking the Creep around
* 11:36HiddenlichNox: Argh...