Dora Gets Lost: Redone

It was my niece's birthday in a few days, and she was a hardcore Dora fan. So I went to my local Salvation Army and went to an employee. I read his name tag and it said "Goober McGooberston". I asked him if he had any Dora tapes and he went to check for me.

"Here it is," said Goober McGooberston. "But wait! You can't have it! It's the last one!"

"WHAT?!?! THAT'S AN OUTRAGE!" I said, as I threw twenty bucks in his face, not taking no for an answer. "Here's 20 bucks! Now, give it to me!"

I then stole the tape and raced to my Karen Mobile to drive home. I looked at the cover, while hitting a few pedestrians in the process. Boots was eating a Taco Bell dinner and crying, while the words "Dora Gets Lost" appeared on the cover. The back was ripped a bit, so I went home and wrapped the DVD in newspaper comics, so I could save money for the rent, since Mr. McPingas was continuing to nag me about it.

Three days later, it was my niece's birthday. My sister, Karen McBaren, gave my niece the gift I got for her.

"Oh hey there," said Karen. "I forgot your name. What was it, like Lesile Potato Chip? It doesn't matter! Your aunt Karen wound up getting you this amazing DVD!"

"Thank you! I really love it! Thank you so much Aunt Karen! I love this! Blarg!" said my niece, excitedly. "Let's open this! It's a Dora Gets Lost DVD! Thank you! I love it! Blarg!"

She went bonkers, as in she started jumping all along the walls as soon as she got her gift. After the party, Karen went to do some shopping with her girls. I stayed home with my niece and made myself a Grilled Cheese. Then, I heard a scream from the living room. I rushed in and saw my niece looking scared.

"WHY DID DORA RUN AWAY?!!?!?!?!?!?! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!" screamed my niece.

I calmed her down and sent her to bed. Then, I decided to watch the DVD. The episode started with the Dora theme in G Major. Then, it cut to Dora telling me that they were going to a camping trip with Boots, who popped out of a tree. After that, the duo walked into the woods for a bit until they saw some camping stuff and a campfire, conveniently placed in the middle of the woods.

Dora wanted to roast some hot dogs and Boots wanted to go to the lounge to watch anime. Dora and Boots then got into a heated argument.

"ANIME!" yelled Boots.

"Hot dogs!" yelled Dora.

"Anime!" yelled Boots.

"Hot dogs!" yelled Dora.

While Dora and Boots argued, Swiper popped in out of nowhere, and stole every single camping item and doused the fire with a water bucket. Dora and Boots rushed at him to stop him.

"SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING!" said Dora and Boots.

"NO!" yelled Swiper, as he put his butt up to Dora's face. "I'm not listening to you anymore!"

Swiper then proceeded to fart on Dora and Boots, causing them to run away. Turns out, he had Taco Bell the night before, and he put a little too much Diablo Sauce on his burritos. After that, Dora and Boots raced into a Taco Bell to hide from Swiper, and ate all the Chalupas they had, with extra Diablo sauce.

"Let's do this, Boots!" said Dora, getting her butt ready to fight Swiper.

"OK!" yelled Boots.

They then charged at Swiper and farted in his face. But he was persistant: Turns out, he also had Hot Cheetos the night before and the farts from that were enough to cause Dora and Boots to run further away. Then, Swiper looked at the screen and said:

"This episode was brought to you by Taco Bell, the place to fuel up for your fart battles!"

It then cut to black. I called Karen to tell her about the episode. A week later, she got farted on by Taco McBaco, who had too much Taco Bell, which caused her to run away to Mexico. I got custody of my niece, her house, and all her Karen tools. I still remember that day.