Beetlejuicy

**Beetlejuicy** is a humoristic comic series that combines the Beetlejuice movie and vastly different TV-show.

The first half of the story features the original movie's plot, while the second half has its focus on the cartoon. The art style is that of the cartoon show.

Artwork was first uploaded at Tumblr on February 3, 2017.

## Quotes

> **Beetlejuice:** *<gesturing his name>*
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> **Juno:** *"Beetle... Breakfast?"*
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> **Juno:** *"Breakfast!"*
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> **Juno:** *"Is it “Beetlebreakfast”?"*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"Grrr.. Damn that Juno! Firin’ me! I was so close to freein’ myself! I could’ve offed some humans, given this dump some fresh faces, but no, that’s not “cool”..!"*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"..I gotta trick some gullible strangers into lettin’ me out of here. Preferably a lovey-dovey couple with no personality, but apparently charmin’ enough to talk a goth chick out of killin’ herself.."*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"I was just wonderin’, could ya help me get outta here?"*
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> **Lydia:** *"Sigh.. I wanna get in.."*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"Wh-.. uh... God.. Why?"*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"Shit, alright then."*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"..But I can’t do anything “over here”, so*
> if ya could get me out “over there”, I’ll see what I can do about yer creepy, inappropriate, hormone-driven death wish."
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> **Beetlejuice:** *<gesturing his name>*
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> **Lydia:** *"Beetle... Beetle... Breakfast?"*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"Grrr!"*
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> **Lydia:** *"“Beetlebreakfast”?"*
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> **Barbaba:** (riding a sandworm) *"Beetlebreakfast, I’m commin' fo uuuuuuu!"*
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> **Barbaba:** *"..Lydia.. Adam and I are leaving.."*
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> **Lydia:** *"But I thought you wanted to stay here forever, you fought so hard for this.. so, why..?"*
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> **Adam:** *"Juno managed to get us a space in the afterlife, we don’t have to roam about on Earth anymore."*
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> **Adam:** *"We love this house, but if you’re trapped, it stops being a home. And now that you’re moving away... well.."*
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> **Lydia:** *"Thanks for teaching me there’s always hope-"*
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> **Lydia:** *"-though I’ve never learned how not to feel alone.."*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"The way she looked at me when I was a murderous snake.. and the way she betrayed my ass right away.. Lookin’ back, that was hilarious!"*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"Yaaaawn..! Not like I’m ever seein’ those ditsy Deetzes again, anyway."*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"Small chance that when I go back to my Earthly home I’ll suddenly find them livin’ there, that’d be weird."*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"Hey babes, long time no see! I’m glad ya ditched the lame lovers! Like yer bangs and make-up; knocked 6 years right off yer face!"*
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> **Lydia:** *"W-what? Beetlebreakfast?! I thought you were dead! Stay back! Adam, Barbara, someone!"*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"Well, ya thought right, I am dead, ha ha!"*
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> **Lydia:** *"Have you come to kill me for breaking my promise to you?"*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"Relax, I can’t even do anything to ya, I’m in a friggen mirror!"*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"So.. ahum. I combed my hair, did ya notice..? Waddaya think of this suit, do ya like this suit?"*
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> **Lydia:** *"Y-yeah, it’s nice. What are you here for?"*
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> **Beetlejuice:** *"This is my spooky mansion! I wanted you outta here, but.. freaks like us are better off bein’ pals! I can be yer new dead foster parent or some shit! I mean, if yer stayin’ in my house and all.."*
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> **Lydia:** *"But how can I trust you? I mean.. if you weren’t so pointlessly perverted, foul, and lethal, then perhaps... But I won’t ask you to rewrite yourself."*
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## Trivia

* This project should not be confused with Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!; which is a reboot of the movie, inspired by the cartoon series.