Asiteland

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> - Gurg

This article is a joke, and shouldn't be taken seriously.

Asiteland (Asiteli, the Lord's Country) is a country in the planet of Drei.

They speak Azpeak (Azbyrk), using this alphabet:

Kk, Bb, Ii, Pp, Oo, Xx, Ff, Rr, Nn, Ee, Gg, Mm, Hh, Zz, Jj, Yy, Ss, Cc, Ll, Dd, Tt, Aa, Vv

It's ruled by the monarch Teran XXXVIII, along with 4 royal advisors.

Advisor of Warfare (Kiksjalp) (Advises about the army, but also public relations): Axteranzo Vikstom

Advisor of Action (Agersjalp) (Advises on how to make sure stuff gets done): crAZy Train

Advisor of Knowledge (Kunsjalp) (Gathers information about the kingdom): Amongzo Mohame

Advisor of Adaptability (Impjalp) (Advises about what to do in the event of something unpredictable happening): Azt Elizon

The Advisors are elected by the public every 4 years, and they have a degree of control over their respective areas, but not as much as the monarch.

## History:

(Note that the year is 1531 AT in their own measurements, and the years aren't the monarchs lifespans, but for how long they ruled.)

**Queen Teran I the Founder (61P3-9P3)**

Asiteland was founded by Queen Teran I, who fought to realize her dream of her own country, taking a huge chunk of land next to Pando.

**King Teran II the Terrible (9P3-0AT)**

King Teran II's rule was horrible for everyone living in it, being an awfully cruel tyrant. When he was finally overthrown by his son only 9 years after his rule started, everyone rejoiced in happiness.

**King Teran III the Rebel (0-76)**

King Teran III was an awfully rebellious king. After taking control from his father, he ruled specifically to avoid his mistakes. He also began working on a constructed language so that the kingdom would have its own unique language, and not just speak a mutated version of Pandorian. Around this time, a year 0 was needed, and Teran III picked the year his father's rule ended, a time everyone agrees was one of happiness. To show off before and after 0, two words were put in place. P3 (Pre-3, or Por-3 in Azpeak, aka before the third monarch) and AT (According to Time, Anlig Tidd).

**Queen Teran IV the Failure (76-88)**

Teran IV did a horrible job as queen, and after 12 years, willingly abdicated.

**Queen Teran V the Wise (88-132)**

Teran V was a very intelligent ruler, even claiming to have visited "a huge library containing everything one would need to know". Finished the conlang, now known as Ancient Azpeak, and managed to implement it.

**Queen Teran VI the Mathematician (132-159)**

Brought about a golden age of maths. Tried to change the number base to seximal, but failed.

**King Teran VII the Warrior (159-194)**

Asiteland was in many wars during this era, considered a golden age by many present day Kiksjalps.

**King Teran VIII the Comedian (194-235)**

Made entertainment a lot better, many people became happier under Teran VIII's rule.

**King Teran IX the Disappointment (235-255)**

After a line of queens and kings that did major improvements, Teran IX did… not much.

**King Teran X the Tenth (255-315)**

Teran X made a big deal out of being the tenth, and not a big deal out of the kingdom.

**King Teran XI the Weird (315-335)**

An eccentric king did eccentric stuff. Even implemented a national boredom day on the 15th day of the 3rd month.

**King Teran XII the Lucky (335-382)**

An extremely lucky king did wonders for the kingdom and made it prosper.

**Queen Teran XIII the Unlucky (382-394)**

Died of illness after 12 years of bad luck and malice for the entire country.

**Queen Teran XIV the Cunning (394-452)**

Had many assassinations done, and did a lot of morally dubious things. Managed to cover it up for a fair amount of time.

**King Teran XV the Modern (452-472)**

Modernized the country, added the advisor system (however only in the form of one advisor, The Advisor of the Commonfolk (Norhjalp)), in order to see what his subjects thought about matters. During this time the language had changed to what we now know as Old Azpeak.

**King Teran XVI the Self-Insert (472-542)**

Very handsome and smart ruler who ruled for a long time with power and grace, and most definitely altered stories and tellings about him to make him look more fancy than he actually is, earning him the title of self-insert because he put a magnified version of himself in all stories

**Queen Teran XVII the Useless (542-573)**

Did almost nothing, let the advisors take care of the country.

**Queen Teran XVIII the Horrible (573-604)**

Often considered a spiritual successor as well as a biological one to Teran II, Queen Teran XVIII made life very hard for her subjects. Was overthrown by her child conspiring with her advisor, and her execution was the most brutal that has ever been seen.

**Queen Teran XIX the Advisor (604-611)**

Exploited a loophole to make herself an advisor.

**Seger I the Replacement (611-617)**

Ruled for 6 years while Teran XX was still young.

**King Teran XX the Aeon (617-664)**

Fed up with all the Advisor abuse, he split up the advisors into an Impjalp and an Agersjalp to prevent power monopoly among both the King and the Advisors. He was a wise ruler, and his judgement was impeccable. The azpeak world for Judgement (DoVm), comes from a character in one of his stories he wrote, the almighty judge Dom.

**King Teran XXI the Astronaut (664-699)**

Made space travel a thing.

**Queen Teran XXII of the Universe (699-729)**

Brought on a golden age in space science, colonized a couple planets, proclaimed herself "queen of the universe", but was then contacted by aliens who told her "no".

**King Teran XXIII the Dreamer (729-761)**

Was oddly obsessed with dreams, and what happened during them, which slowed down the kingdom's progress. Did produce a lot of knowledge about what happens when you dream thoug

**Queen Teran XXIV the Beast (761-781)**

Called herself a monster, locked herself up, leading to the Advisors having to rule the country. She eventually commited suicide when her heir was really young.

**Seger II the Second Replacement (781-788)**

Existed.

**Queen Teran XXV the Teacher (788-795)**

Tried to advance upon research, but got assassinated.

**King Teran XXVI the Watcher (795-867)**

Felt a duty to be king, and ruled all the way until his death. At this time, Asiteland also joined the Galactic Union.

**Queen Teran XXVII the Critic of Conlangs (867-929)**

Had a hobby of making fun of constructed languages. Also proposed a spelling reform, which added the letter z and turned into the modern Azpeak used today.

**Queen Teran XXVIII the Ideal (929-946)**

Studied the Ideal plane. One day she decided to go inside, and never returned.

**Queen Teran XXIX the Surreal (946-1007)**

Studied the Surreal plane, not taking notice of the kingdom.

**Queen Ässter I the Real (1007-1098)**

Fed up with the bs of the old rulers, Ässter I took control, implemented the Kiksjalp, and went to war with Pando.

**Queen Ässter II the Conqueror (1098-1133)**

Drove huge attacks against Pando.

**Queen Teran XXXII the Great (1133-1144)**

Took back control for the Teran family, and negotiated peace with Pando.

**Queen Teran XXXIII the Reformer (1144-1225)**

Gave the Kiksjalp the role of Foreign affairs as well, and added the Kunsjalp. Heavily reformed a lot of other laws and rules too.

**Queen Teran XXXIV the Indecisive (1225-1283)**

Another monarch for the Advisors to have to do everything! Although the advisors did a great job, and started and maintained relations with other species.

**Queen Teran XXXV the Immortal (1283-1395)**

She wasn't immortal, she had only developed a very high lifespan. Regardless, memes were made about it.

**King Teran XXXVI the Nifth (1395-1433)**

Also insisted on using seximal. Also failed. At least he convinced one of his colonies, Ovtyn, to do it.

**King Teran XXXVII the False God (1433-1508)**

Thought he was a god, and ruled as one, which made the advisors insane.

**Queen Teran XXXVIII the Current (1508-present)**

Has not earned a nickname yet. Current monarch of Asiteland.