Maple Bunker Isolation

* WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What's going on?
* 12:15HiddenlichThe Third Red Scare has become reality
* Wojack: THE VIETKONGERS ARE GOING TO BLOW US TO BITS! D\*MN CHINA FOR SHARING IT'S NUCLEAR ARSENAL
* 12:16WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Luckily my maple syrup is safe. \*continues drinking maple syrup\*
* 12:16Beckitten27Beck: we're lucky we mad it here... \
* 12:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yeah!
* 12:17Beckitten27+
* oops
* 12:17Hiddenlich
* Pablo is trying to hit targets at the nearby shooting range
* He is a horrible shot
* 12:17WaluigiofthegodsSimon:So what do we do?
* 12:18HiddenlichPablo: IT KEEPS RICOCHETING OFF THE WALLS!
* 12:18WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Who's Pablo?
* 12:18HiddenlichPablo: I AM PART OF THE REVOLUTION!
* Pablo: VIVA LA REVOLUCION
* 12:19WaluigiofthegodsSimon:M'kay, would you like some maple syrup?
* Beckitten27 has left the chat.
* 12:19HiddenlichPablo shoots again, but hits 5 ft above the target
* Pablo: ...
* 12:19User909BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK
* 12:19WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Noo
* Nooooooooo
* 12:19User909Now we're left alone with our own weirdness
* 12:20WaluigiofthegodsSimon:But we need a leader.
* 12:20HiddenlichPablo: Don't vote me
* Pablo: Unless if this is going to be like the Islamic Reformation
* 12:20WaluigiofthegodsOur choices are Simon and Lich
* Simon:Who votes me?
* 12:20HiddenlichPablo: Wait, that's impossible. Beck never had a kid
* 12:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I do.
* 12:21Hiddenlich
* What about 909?
* 12:21WaluigiofthegodsNo
* Only 2 candidates
* 12:21HiddenlichPablo: I HATE THIS PARTISAN REGIME!
* 12:21User909
* Votes Lich
* 12:21WaluigiofthegodsJesse:I also votes for Simon
* 12:21HiddenlichPablo: ONLY TWO CANDIDATES!
* Pablo votes none
* 12:22WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Oh, i have 2 votes.
* Addemup9001 has joined the chat.
* 12:22Hiddenlich
* Addemup9001 has left the chat.
* 12:22User909A violent fight happens between Lich voters and Simon voters
* 12:23HiddenlichPablo shoots his gun into the ceiling
* 12:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Now i have 3 votes because of Tiny Box Tim
* 12:23HiddenlichPablo: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND BOW DOWN TO THE NEW EMPEROR OF THIS BUNKER
* 12:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I'm officially emperor
* 12:23HiddenlichPablo: I AM THE ONLY ONE WITH A WEAPON!
* 12:23Waluigiofthegods3 votes
* 12:23HiddenlichPablo shoots Simon
* 12:23User909Simon-elector: ... Lich-elector: ...
* 12:23HiddenlichPablo shoots Lich
* 12:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I have immortality
* 12:24HiddenlichPablo: BOW DOWN TO ME!
* 12:24WaluigiofthegodsSimon:You can't kill me, i have immortality
* Simon kills Pablo
* 12:24HiddenlichPablo: I CAN PROTECT YOU, THEY CAN'T! I WILL CREATE A STRONG AND EVERLASTING EMPIRE UNDER THE SOILS OF THE AMERICAS, WHETHER COMMIES TAKE OVER OR NOT
* 12:24WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Go to on hell Pablo
* Beckitten27 has joined the chat.
* 12:25Hiddenlich
* Simon gets kicked in the gut by Pablo
* 12:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:That didn't hurt at all!
* Simon:Canada, help me!
* Canada:Ok
* 12:25HiddenlichPablo: Wait a minute
* 12:25Beckitten27sorry guys, my computer was being annoying
* 12:25User909The Lich-voters form a lynch mob and start beating Simon violently
* 12:25HiddenlichPablo: OUR LEADER DIDN'T DIE!
* 12:25User909ok
* 12:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I have immortality
* 12:25Hiddenlich Well, welcome back
* 12:26WaluigiofthegodsLike i said earlie4
* earlier
* 12:26Beckitten27Beck: what are we doing now?
* 12:26HiddenlichPablo: We thought you die
* 12:26User909In addition to immortality, now Simon has 2 exposed fractures, 4 broken ribs, a cut-open chest and an eye teared apart
* 12:26HiddenlichPablo: So we were fighting who would be your successor
* Pablo is shot in the gut
* 12:27WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I would guve my throne to Canada if i ever died
* give
* Simon:But that's never gonna happen
* 12:27HiddenlichPablo falls to the concrete floor, and obviously dies, because this is the cliche death
* 12:28Beckitten27Beck: sorry for worrying you guys- wait, did pablo just die?
* 12:28WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Can my slaves please take me to the hospital?
* 12:28HiddenlichLich-Voter: SOMEONE SHOT HIM!
* 12:28User909Half of Simon-voters get pissed off by Simon's brutality and join the Lich-Voters
* 12:28WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ok, your not my slaves
* 12:28User909Lich-Voters: Tyrant!
* 12:28WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Your my friends
* 12:28Hiddenlich
* Someone hangs Lich's corpse from the ceiling
* 12:29Beckitten27Beck: seriously, i'm confused
* 12:29WaluigiofthegodsSimon: I'm sorry.
* 12:29User909Someone throws a molotov cocktail at Simon
* 12:29HiddenlichLich-Voter: WE MUST AVENGE THE MARTYRS!
* The Lich-Voters attack Simon in one great mob
* 12:29WaluigiofthegodsSimon:You can't kill me, i have immortality
* 12:29User909Lich-voter to Beck: It's election time
* 12:29Beckitten27Beck: we need to work together to survive, not kill eachother
* 12:29WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Yeah!
* 12:29Hiddenlich
* Someone raises their hand
* 12:30Beckitten27Beck: but why are elections being so violent?
* 12:30HiddenlichQuincy Jones: I HAVE A WONDERFUL \*Snort\* idea!
* 12:30User909Lich-voter: They always were. Just not this violent...
* 12:30WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I don't know, want some maple syrup Beck?
* 12:30HiddenlichQuincy Jones: Let's divide the bunker into two different nations!
* 12:30User909Lich-voter: Yes!
* 12:30HiddenlichQuincy Jones: Beck-Lich Nation, and Simon Nation!
* 12:31WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Beck, come back!
* 12:31HiddenlichQuincy Jones: That way we don't have to kill each other
* 12:31User909A Lich-voter grabs Lich's body and goes to the west side of the bunker, along with other Lich-voters
* 12:32HiddenlichQuincy Jones: This bunker is big enough to sustain a hundred generations at a time
* 12:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Now my friends have left me \*cries\*
* 12:32Hiddenlich
* A border is created
* Each nation has an equal amount of territory
* But this border, like the Korean DMZ, is armed to the teeth
* 12:33WaluigiofthegodsSimon:But we're running low kn supplie.
* om
* on
* 12:33Beckitten27Beck: oh god, i have a feeling there will be war, which is exactly what i don't want
* 12:33HiddenlichQuincy Jones: There won't be war! Division is the best way to create peace, just look at history!
* 12:34User909A Necromancer of the Beck-Lich Nation revives Lich as a zombie. Zombielich was barely conscious of his action and had an IQ of a camel.
* actions
* 12:34HiddenlichQuincy Jones: Reunification has caused the most violence
* 12:34WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Everyone!
* 12:34HiddenlichSimon Supporter: What shall our flag look like?
* 12:34Beckitten27Beck: \*thinks of civil wars throughout history\* yeah, i don't think so
* 12:34WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We're running low on supplies! What do we do?
* 12:35HiddenlichSimon Supporter: We want to know what colors will be flown on our side
* Simon Supporter: Supplies can wait until this decision is made
* 12:35WaluigiofthegodsSimon:It will have my on in the middle
* 12:36Hiddenlich
* Beckolichivists (The citizens of the Beck-Lich Nation) start creating small businesses
* 12:36WaluigiofthegodsAnd there will be green sides that are in the same position as those in the Canadian f,ag
* flag
* 12:37User909People started small farms in the Beck-Lich Nation
* 12:37Beckitten27Beck: things seem to be going well, as long as there's no war i think we'll be just fine
* 12:37Hiddenlich
* People are trading things across the border
* But each citizen must stay on their sides
* A finger that crosses the border will be shot off
* 12:38WaluigiofthegodsSimonese Empire begins looking for supplies
* 12:38HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Someone is trying to enter the bunker!
* Quincy Jones: Look at the cameras
* George Adams: But we promised the Simonese neither side would ever go there
* 12:39Beckitten27Beck: \*looks at cameras\*
* 12:39HiddenlichQuincy Jones: Who's at the door?
* 12:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Butbwh
* Simon:But we're gonna starve!
* 12:40HiddenlichSimonese Citizen: Let's create farms then!
* 12:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Fine!
* 12:41HiddenlichSimonese Citizen: The Edenian Survival Guide will tell us how
* Ally: LET ME IN! THE CHINESE ARE KILLING US!
* 12:42User909The Beck-Lich Nation starts the pratice of animal husbrandy wth pigs, chickens and goats.
* 12:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon:NO
* 12:42HiddenlichOutsider: HELP US! THE ARMY WON'T LAST LONG! WE WILL ALL DIE OUT HERE!
* 12:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Nice work, terrorist. Faking your a victim.
* 12:42User909Beck-Lich Denizen: ...
* 12:43Beckitten27Beck: how do i know this isn't a trap?
* 12:43HiddenlichAlly: LOOK AT THE CAMERA! DO YOU SEE COMMUNISTS OUTSIDE?!?!
* 12:43WaluigiofthegodsSimon:They'll fake that their victims and then they'll come in and attack you.
* 12:43User909One Beck-Lich Denizen looks at the camera
* 12:44Hiddenlich
* An explosive goes off from behind the outsiders
* Ally: HURRY!
* 12:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Whoa!
* 12:44User909Beck-Lich Denizen: Doesn't look good...
* 12:44HiddenlichQuincy Jones: They look civil
* Quincy Jones: As long as we have our security teams guard the door borders, we could get them in alive
* 12:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What do we do.
* .
* 12:45HiddenlichQuincy Jones: But that's your decision.
* 12:45User909Beck-Lich Denizen: How many are out there?
* 12:45Hiddenlich
* There are 6 Outsiders total
* 12:45WaluigiofthegodsSimon:But they could be terrorists!
* 12:45HiddenlichQuincy Jones: Six
* Simonese Advisor: Do you want the Beckolichivists to have more citizens?
* Simonese Advisor: We need more people, Emperor Simon
* 12:46WaluigiofthegodsSimon:My country will NOT have terrorists in it!
* Simon:Kill them!
* 12:46HiddenlichSimonese Advisor: They aren't terrorists!
* Simonese Advisor: If we don't let them in, then the Chinese will kill them!
* 12:46Beckitten27Beck: i can't leave them there to die
* 12:47HiddenlichQuincy Jones: So you will open the door?
* 12:47WaluigiofthegodsSimon:They could be faking as victims
* So they csn get in and kill us
* can
* Simon:Hell no!
* 12:47Hiddenlich
* Quincy was talking to Beck
* 12:48Beckitten27Beck: if i don't let them in they'lll die... but if i do war will break out....
* 12:48HiddenlichQuincy Jones: True...
* Quincy Jones: The Chinese could get in the bunker
* 12:48User909Beckolichivist Necromancer: Let them in and inspect them to see if they don't carry any weapon or explosive device.
* 12:48WaluigiofthegodsSimon:At least SOMEONE agrees with me.
* 12:49User909Beckolichivist Necromancer: The Chinese would likely knock at the door sooner or later
* 12:49Hiddenlich
* Beckolichivist Security Teams head to the entrance, waiting for Beck's signal
* 12:49WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Lock the doors then \*\*\*\*\*\*
* 12:51HiddenlichAlly: Are you going to let us in?
* 12:51Beckitten27Beck: let's let them in, but be careful
* 12:53Hiddenlich
* An operator activates the door's opening mechanism
* The Security Teams get the outsiders inside
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 12:54Hiddenlich
* The door then closes
* The first night
* 11:16 PM
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 12:54Hiddenlich
* Most people are sleeping
* 12:55Beckitten27Beck: i hope i didn't mess up
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 12:56Beckitten27Beck: \*is too busy wondering if she messed up to sleep\*
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 12:57Hiddenlich
* People are waiting outside of the townhall to see Pluto Nash 3D
* It begins at midngiht
* Midnight
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 12:57HiddenlichQuincy Jones: Why is the town showing Pluto Nash in 3D? This was a horrible film
* 12:57ADgeehey ppl
* 12:57Hiddenlich
* Is
* 12:58Beckitten27hey ad
* 12:58ADgeehow to join the RP?
* No idea
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 12:58WaluigiofthegodsSimon:No
* 12:59ADgee????? : I HAVE CHORTLES!
* 12:59Beckitten27Beck: who in the world?
* 1:00ADgeeFawful : I HAVE HUNGER FOR VICTORY!
* 1:00Beckitten27Beck: what do you want?
* 1:00WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Oh hell no! Hang him by the gallows!
* 1:01ADgeeFawful : I will start my plan on work.FAWFULBOTS! GET THEM!
* 1:01WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Told you so!
* 1:01Beckitten27Beck: simon, i think you might be right on this one, that guy seems problematic
* 1:02WaluigiofthegodsCanada, protect me!
* 1:02ADgeeMultiple well-armored and armed bots appear
* 1:02WaluigiofthegodsSimon:He shall be hanged tomorrow
* 1:02Hiddenlich
* Security teams shoot at the bots
* 1:03ADgeeThe robots start shooting at them,tracking them dowen
* 1:03Beckitten27Beck: this is what i get for caring about people...
* 1:03ADgeedown\*
* 1:03WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Told you so!
* 1:03ADgeeFawful floats away
* 1:03Beckitten27Beck: i swear if i survive this i'm never letting anyone in here again
* 1:04WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Me too!
* 1:05ADgeeA gigabeam hits Beck and Simon
* 1:05WaluigiofthegodsSimon:There is a new rule in the Simonese Empire's constitution.
* 1:05Hiddenlich
* The Outsiders and the citizens of the bunker attack Fawful
* 1:05Beckitten27Beck: ow!
* 1:05Hiddenlich
* By the way, immortality means you can't die of old age, it doesn't mean you can't die from anything else
* 1:05Beckitten27Beck: how did that guy even get in here?
* 1:05ADgeeFawful shoots devastating blasts at them
* 1:06WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I got immortality to everything for some reason.
* Simon:Guards! Get him!
* 1:06User909Armed guards go outside and shoot Fawful multiple times. He is now losing blood at an alarming rate and has multiple broken bones
* 1:06ADgeeFawful dissapears
* 1:06User909Fawful eventually dies of blood loss
* Somewhere
* 1:06WaluigiofthegodsWho is bleeding?
* 1:06ADgeeThen he heals himself
* 1:07Beckitten27Beck: i'm so dumb...
* 1:07User909No, he died before healing
* And got shot so much, he looked like swiss cheese
* 1:07ADgeetoo late for responding
* daaaaammmnnnnç
* 1:07WaluigiofthegodsSimon:You mean SpongeBob?
* 1:08Beckitten27Beck: the weirdo that was just attacking, dummy!
* 1:08ADgeeMeanwhile at M.Foxpede's house
* 1:08WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Fawful?
* 1:08Beckitten27Beck: yes
* 1:09WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Oh, ok!
* 1:09User909Because of the recent invasions, the bunker's door is replaced by a solid concrete wall. No one enters, no one leaves
* 1:09WaluigiofthegodsSimon:My guards successfully captured him.
* 1:10ADgeeM.Foxpede is saving stuff in a bag,then he saves his bag in him
* 1:10WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Fawful, you have been sentenced to death via the gallows.
* 1:10Beckitten27beck: i'm not letting anyone in now, it's too risky
* 1:10User909(Fawful was shot to death)
* 1:10WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Told you so again!
* Simon:I though he was gonna be hanged
* thought
* 1:11Beckitten27Beck: stop saying that simon, it's annoying
* 1:11ADgeeM.Foxpede : Ugghhh,this bag's heavy!
* 1:11WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Fine!
* 1:12ADgeeM.Foxpede goes out,but he finds out some outer space vehicles floating around
* 1:12Beckitten27Beck: thank you simon
* 1:13WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I shall do the dance of contrition for punishment.
* 1:13ADgeeThose were abducting creatures,such as animals ,Todes and centinids
* M.Foxpede starts freaking out
* M.Foxpede : Aaaaaah!Heeelp!SOS!
* 1:15WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Ok
* 1:15ADgeeM.Foxpede calls M.Weegeepede via phone
* 1:15WaluigiofthegodsJesse tries to save M.Foxpede.
* 1:15User909Centinid radars detect the vehicles and start shooting them down one by one
* M.Weegeepede: Huh?
* 1:16Beckitten27Beck: i hope nothing else goes wrong
* 1:17WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Now what do we do?
* 1:17ADgeeM.Foxpede : M.WEEGEEPEDE! FLOATING VEHICLES ARE ABDUCTING EVERYONE!
* 1:17Hiddenlich
* Part of the border explodes
* 1:17User909M.Weegeepede: Spaghettarians, i see
* M.Weegeepede: I was aware of that
* 1:18Beckitten27Beck: i really need to learn to shut up
* 1:18ADgeeA vehicle floats over M.Foxpede and abducts him
* M.Foxpede : aaaaah!
* 1:18User909M.Weegeepede: Hmmm...they got you
* 1:18ADgeeThe call cuts
* 1:19User909M.Weegeepede was seen at the top of a building with his Tri-Pulse Electro Cannon
* 1:19Hiddenlich
* Citizens with white bandanas and red stars cross into the Simonese Empire
* 1:19User909He shoots an explosive tri-beam towards the vehicle which abducted Foxpede
* 1:19WaluigiofthegodsThis plays when the flying vehicles are abducting people. [yt kttM3eWXvXc]
* 1:19User909There are no chatTags here
* 1:19ADgeefail
* 1:20HiddenlichSecurity Teams try to contain the Insurgents, but they are quickly overwhelmed
* 1:20ADgeeM.Foxpede turns into a so-bad state,that ends self-knocking him off
* 1:20WaluigiofthegodsThis plays when the flying vehicles are abducting people. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kttM3eWXvXc
* 1:20HiddenlichInsurgent: THE GOAL OF SOCIALISM IS COMMUNISM!
* 1:20Beckitten27Beck: everyone calm down!
* 1:21HiddenlichInsurgent: WE ARE THE BRINGERS OF PEACE, AND ORDER! MAY MARX SLEEP SOUND AS THIS AMERICAN BUNKER TASTES THE IDEA OF COMMUNISM!
* 1:21WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get out of my empire!
* 1:21Beckitten27Beck: i DO NOT support these insurgents!
* 1:21HiddenlichBeckolichivists use their firearms to fend themselves
* 1:21WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Guards, arrest them!
* Simon:Rip their heads off!
* 1:22Hiddenlich
* The Insurgents cannot be subdued
* Insurgents in the Beck-Lich nation take control of the border, and tear it down
* 1:22WaluigiofthegodsSimon:My empire is going to be a capitalist empire!
* 1:23ADgeeM.Weegeepede notices M.Foxpede on the floor,being K.O
* 1:23Beckitten27Beck: i never asked for this...
* 1:24User909M.Weegeepede leaves the building and clears the area of UFOs
* And then, Weegeepede takes Foxpede to his lab to fix him
* 1:24Hiddenlich
* Beck's phone rings
* 1:24Beckitten27Beck: hello?
* Beck: this had better be important
* 1:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Attention all Simonese! The Beckolichivists are trying to take over our empire! Get your weapons and we'll kill them!
* 1:25HiddenlichQuincy Jones: GET TO THE TOWN HALL FOR AN EMERGENCY!
* Emergency meeting
* 1:25ADgeeHe had some wounds,and a malfuctioning body part
* 1:25Hiddenlich
* An hour later
* The Insurgents have created a border state in between the Beck-Lich Nation and the Simonese Empire
* 1:26User909M.Weegeepede uses replaces the body part
* 1:26HiddenlichIt's politics are based off of Marxist Communism
* 1:26WaluigiofthegodsThe Simonese Empire declares war on the Beth-Lich Empire
* Simon:I'll be a capitalist than a communist.
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 1:27Beckitten27Beck: wow, i picked up the phone and no one bothered talking
* 1:27WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Kill Lich!
* 1:27Hiddenlich
* Lich is dead
* 1:27User909
* Now a brainless zombie
* 1:27Hiddenlich
* Quincy Jones called Beck
* 1:28Beckitten27oh
* Beck: what did i do to deserve this?
* 1:28WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We have to conquer the Beck-Lich Nation to get our lost land back!
* 1:28Beckitten27Beck: stupid insurgents ruining my empire...
* 1:29Hiddenlich
* The Insurgents push into the Simonese Empire once more
* 1:29WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Kill the Beckolichivists!
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 1:29WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Why are you doing this?
* 1:29HiddenlichQuincy Jones: We need to annihilate this communist uprising
* Quincy Jones: The Simonese Empire thinks we are with them
* 1:30WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Do you want my empire to die?
* Is this what you want?
* 1:30Beckitten27Beck: i'm not doing this, i don't support this
* Beck: stupid insurgents making everyone unhappy
* 1:31WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Beck, let's kill these Beckolichivists.
* User909 has left the chat.
* 1:31WaluigiofthegodsSimon chops a Beckolichivists' head off
* Win our territory back
* 1:32Beckitten27Beck: i don't consider these insurgents citizens
* 1:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We shall hang them by the gallows.
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 1:34Beckitten27Beck: just don't hurt any innocent citizens, ok?
* 1:34ADgeewb
* 1:34Hiddenlich
* Beckolichivists fight back against the Simonese, taking their aggression as an act of war
* User909 has left the chat.
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 1:34Hiddenlich
* 1:34ADgeeokay wtf
* 1:34HiddenlichAt the same time, they fight the Insurgents
* 1:35WaluigiofthegodsSimonese Empire begins executing Beckolichivists
* 1:36User909A terrorist Simonese group starts bombing innocent Becholichivists
* 1:36Beckitten27Beck: this is just as bad as outside, if not worse!
* 1:36WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Yeah, kill those Beckolichivists!!
* Canada:Yeah boyyeee!
* 1:37User909Because of the incompetence of the Simonese empire, Simonese citizens start migrating to the Beck-Lich Nation
* 1:37WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Keeps executing Beckolichivists, though.
* 1:37Beckitten27Beck: why are we in here again?
* 1:38User909Beck-Lich Nation now has 2x more citizens than the Simonese empire
* 1:38WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Why is everyone leaving?
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 1:39Hiddenlich
* The Insurgents fill the empty houses of former citizens, and gain more territory
* 1:39WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Oh bubble nuggets!
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 1:39WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Help me Jesus!
* 1:39HiddenlichThe nation they have created is called the People's Nation of Bunkera
* 1:40Beckitten27Beck: i wonder if things are any better outside the bunker...
* 1:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Nooooooooo
* Simon and Canada leave the bunker
* Simon:Goodbye bunker
* Goodbye Beck
* 1:40Hiddenlich
* They can't, the door is covered in concrete
* 1:40Beckitten27(um... there's a concrete wall so that won't be easy)
* 1:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I got a passport
* Door opens
* 1:41User909(There is no door)
* 1:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Now let's get out of here
* Canada:This is sad
* 1:42Hiddenlich
* They can't get out
* 1:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We're breaking out then!
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 1:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon bombs the door
* Simon:Let's just leave
* 1:42User909(facepalm)
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 1:43WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Goodbye, unfair bunker.
* 1:43HiddenlichHow could Simon bomb the door?
* 1:44User909(There is not even a door. It was replaced with a concrete wall)
* 1:44WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I bought some bomba, \*\*\*\*\*!
* bombs
* 1:44User909(Unless Simon can break the laws of physics)
* 1:44WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I can break the laws of physics
* Canadas already outside
* I'm coming.
* 1:46Hiddenlich
* The upstairs entrance to the opened wall was sealed off with concrete, so nobody could get in, or out
* 1:46Beckitten27Beck: what is simon doing?
* 1:46HiddenlichSteal was placed in front of the stairway, so it blends in with the other wall piecies
* Pieces
* 1:46WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We're leaving, my empire has been taken over.
* So it would be a waste of time to be here
* 1:46Hiddenlich
* Simon and Canada are approached by Chinese Remnants
* 1:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hello
* User909 has left the chat.
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 1:47Beckitten27Beck: good luck simon!
* 1:47HiddenlichChinese Remnant: \*In Chinese\* YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY THE ORDER OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA!
* 1:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What did we do!?
* Simon:Yeah!
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 1:49Hiddenlich
* Simon and Canada are kicked down
* 1:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Help me, maple syrup god!
* 1:49Hiddenlich
* They are cuffed, tied up, and blind folded
* 1:49WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Help me too!
* 1:49Beckitten27Beck: i hope nothing bad... no wait, if i finish that sentence i'll jinx it
* 1:49WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We're sorry!
* 1:49HiddenlichThey are placed in the backs of heavily armored trucks
* 1:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yeah, apologies!
* Simon:I don't wanna die!
* User909 has left the chat.
* 1:50Hiddenlich
* The trucks drive out of the warzone
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 1:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Can you hear us?
* Simon and Canada begin banging on the bags
* 1:50Beckitten27(beck's still in the bunker)
* 1:51WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada:Nooooooooo
* 1:51Hiddenlich
* A new border is created out of 12 feet thick scrap metal and steel frames
* User909 has left the chat.
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 1:52WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh, i gotta use the bathroom p!
* 1:53HiddenlichQuincy Jones works on making a defense wing in the town hall
* 1:53WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Now i gotta pee too!
* 1:54Beckitten27Beck: now what?
* 1:54WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada keeps wiggling to hold their bursting bladders
* start
* 1:55HiddenlichGeorge Adams: We need to get better defenses
* George Adams: That wall of scrap metal won't hold out the Red Threat forever
* 1:55Beckitten27Beck: good idea, because you never know what might happe
* 1:55WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We drank way too much maple syrup.
* 1:55Beckitten27
* happen
* 1:55WaluigiofthegodsWhat happened to Simon and Canada?
* Finn168719 has joined the chat.
* 1:56Finn168719Hello there
* 1:56Hiddenlich
* 1:56User909Tapemancer: Let's use duct tape to make the wall more secure
* Hi Finn
* 1:56Beckitten27hi finn
* 1:56WaluigiofthegodsEllo Finn.
* 1:56Hiddenlich
* They were taken away to a Chinese Labor Camp
* 1:57WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Nooooooooo
* 1:57Beckitten27Beck: duct tape is strong, but we need more than that
* 1:57User909The Tapemancer puts duct tape on the entire wall, making it 5% more secure
* 1:57Finn168719Polandball: Oh K\*rwa!
* 1:57Beckitten27Beck: anyone else got any good ideas?
* 1:58HiddenlichYuri Akatwatsa: We should stack surplus tables and chairs up to the walls!
* 1:58User909Necromancer: Hmmm...
* Necromancer: Why don't we dig a moat?
* 1:58HiddenlichYuri Akatwatsa snaps his fingers
* Yuri Akatwatsa: I will get the jackhammer!
* 1:58Beckitten27Beck: hey, a moat's not a bad idea!
* 1:59Finn168719Electromancer: What about generate an electric forcefield that shocks anyone who tried to get in!
* 1:59HiddenlichYuri Akatwatsa comes back with 4 other construction workers, and 5 miners
* Yuri Akatwatsa: ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!
* Yuri Akatwatsa runs to get electricians
* 1:59Finn168719Pyromancer: Let's put lava on the moat!
* 2:00WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Hey guys.
* 2:00Finn168719Pyromancer: So they won't swim in!
* 2:00HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Lava would melt the bunker
* 2:00WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Where's Simon?
* 2:00User909Necromancer: Why don't we flood the moat with water and make it electrified?
* 2:00Beckitten27Beck: won't that just damage everything else? (referring to the lava)
* 2:01Finn168719Pyromancer: Oh f\*ck, i'm such an idiot.
* 2:01Beckitten27Beck: simon left
* 2:01User909Necromancer: Only the dwarves are dwarfy enough to build magma moats and atom smashers
* 2:01WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Why?
* 2:01User909Necromancer: But no one here is a dwarf, so...
* 2:02Finn168719Finn: Here goes a small purple creature that looks like Simon, which he's in a cage.
* 2:02Hiddenlich
* A construction crew is put together
* 2:02Beckitten27Beck: because a bunch of people took over his empire, also what is that?
* 2:02Hiddenlich
* They get to work on making the ultimate border
* 2:02Finn168719Bonzi Simon was seen inside the cage
* 2:03WaluigiofthegodsJesse:I've gotta save them \*Leaves the bunker\*
* 2:03Finn168719Jesse fell on a Moat
* 2:03Beckitten27Beck: be careful!
* 2:03WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Ok
* 2:04Hiddenlich
* Police tape and flood barriers are put up to prevent the public from interfering with the crew's progress
* 2:04WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Hey police.
* 2:05Hiddenlich
* A week later, the border defenses are fully functional
* 2:06WaluigiofthegodsJesse sees the rocket van
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 2:06WaluigiofthegodsJesse:The Breadwinners are coming!
* 2:06User909Necromancer: NO OUTSIDERS!
* 2:06Finn168719A missile hits a rocket van
* 2:06Hiddenlich
* The rocket van explodes
* 2:06WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:We're not terrorists
* Right Buhdeuce?
* 2:07Finn168719Finn: How the heck did you two morons get there?
* 2:07WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:Yip Yip!
* 2:07HiddenlichPyros burn the Breadwinners
* 2:07Finn168719Finn pulls a beer bottle out of his backpack and gives it to Jake
* 2:07WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:We heard about it in the news about two people being kidnapped by the Chinese
* 2:07Beckitten27Beck: weirdos...
* 2:07ADgeehey im the only to control the breadwinners
* 2:08Beckitten27Beck: wait, i want to hear what they're saying
* 2:08WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:One of them was named Canada, weird.
* 2:08ADgeeLemme control them
* 2:08WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:Now they're slaves with the Chinese, i think.
* NO
* 2:09ADgeeYES
* 2:09WaluigiofthegodsNO
* 2:09ADgeeYES
* 2:09HiddenlichHe got them first, AD
* User909 has left the chat.
* 2:09ADgeeQREWEBVWU8VBRWEH
* 2:09Beckitten27Beck: that sounds familiar...
* 2:09WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:Would you like some bread?
* 2:09ADgeeBut I WANT THEM! I NEED THEM!
* 2:10Finn168719Don't go crazy
* 2:10Beckitten27Beck: one question, was he with someone named simon?
* 2:10WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:What kind would you like? Normal, Bubblegum Rye, Huckleberry Spaghetti? Etc
* 2:10ADgeeDo I look like I care?
* 2:11WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:Ok, I'll give you ALL the flavors.
* 2:11HiddenlichAlly builds a turret that shoots throwing knives
* 2:11ADgeeI may then control another character from the show.
* 2:11WaluigiofthegodsRambamboo
* 2:11Beckitten27Beck: you're not listening to me, did canada have a friend named simon?
* 2:11WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:It sounded like Sy-mon
* 2:12ADgeeJenny Quackles appears
* 2:12Finn168719Finn: Rambamboo? Sounds like a Rambo ripoff...
* 2:12Beckitten27Beck: it figures... the idiots leave and get in big trouble
* 2:13WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:JENNY QUACKLES!!!
* 2:13HiddenlichGeorge Adams: He did
* 2:13Finn168719Finn: Insanity....
* Finn: Hey, where the heck is the show version of myself?
* 2:13HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Canada was Simon's right hand man
* 2:13ADgeeA motorcycler duck appears infront of Jenny
* 2:13Finn168719Finn: So i can argue with him to see who's the better Finn!
* 2:14Beckitten27Beck: why do i have to deal with everything?
* 2:14Finn168719The cage breaks down
* 2:14WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:But the real question here is, why the lugnuts would a person be named Canada?
* 2:14Finn168719Finn: Who keeps saying lugnuts!
* 2:15Beckitten27Beck: i have no idea...
* 2:15WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:It's Buhdeuce!
* 2:15ADgeeMotorcycler Duck picks up a giant spoon and hits SwaySway with it
* 2:15WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:Ow!
* 2:15ADgeeThen goes away with Jenny
* 2:16WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway starts crying
* 2:16HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Can we deport these "Breadwinners" already?
* George Adams: I think the Insurgents would have better use for them
* 2:17WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:We're not terrorists!
* 2:17Finn168719Finn: I saw we execute them.
* 2:17HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Maybe you can stop the Insurgents
* 2:17Finn168719Finn: I am sick of them...
* 2:17WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:The only thing we have is bread...which we deliver.
* 2:17HiddenlichGeorge Adams: How about we send you over the border, and you do what you do best
* 2:18WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:We'll donate bread to each of the territories.
* 2:18Beckitten27Beck: don't actually kill them... i owe them at least that much for telling me what happened to simon
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* 2:19Finn168719Finn: War never changes at all...
* 2:19WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:They could be dead, i don't know.
* 2:20ADgeeSwaySway finds the dark bread from the Bad to the Duck Bone episode
* 2:20Beckitten27Beck: what is that?
* 2:21WaluigiofthegodsSimon:This is stank bread, don't eat it.
* 2:21Beckitten27Beck: simon!
* 2:22WaluigiofthegodsI mean Swaysway
* Swaysway
* 2:22Beckitten27oh, never mind that then
* Beck: i hope simon's ok
* 2:22ADgeeRambamboo appears
* 2:22WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Me too
* 2:22HiddenlichAlly is fighting with a hooded human
* It appears to be a training session
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 2:23Finn168719Finn: What about the Thing?
* 2:24ADgeewb bud @909
* 2:24User909thx
* 2:24WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:What thing?
* 2:24Finn168719a tentacle grabs Swaysway by the neck
* 2:24WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:Help me, Buhdeuce!
* 2:25Hiddenlich
* Let's not have another Thing event
* 2:25WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:Okay bap!
* Buhdeuce runs over to Swaysway
* 2:25Finn168719The tentacle fades away
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 2:25Beckitten27Beck; that had me worried
* 2:25WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:Nooooooooo
* Buhdeuce starts crying
* 2:26Hiddenlich
* Swaysway falls on Buhdeuce, completely fine
* Master Han: Your years of training may have strengthened your abilities, but you still lack in a few areas
* 2:27WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:Oh Swaysway, your alive!
* 2:27HiddenlichAlly: I understand, Master Han
* 2:28WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:How are we gonna save Simon and Canada?
* 2:28HiddenlichMaster Han: Fear not, you have an Assassin heritage. This may serve you well in the future.
* 2:28Beckitten27Beck: well, we can't just barge in
* 2:29HiddenlichGeorge Adams: We stand no chance against the Chinese
* 2:29User909Necromancer: This is going to be just like Sparta...
* 2:29HiddenlichGeorge Adams: For all we know, they could have conquered North America by now
* George Adams: Or the Americas entirely!
* George Adams: We could be the last free state
* 2:30Beckitten27Beck: to be honest, i'm not sure what to do
* 2:30Finn168719Finn: How about i send my troopers to fight China?
* 2:30User909Necromancer: If we're going to be fighting against them, we must make a choke point
* 2:30WaluigiofthegodsJesse:So you mean Simon and Canada are gonna DIE!?
* 2:30User909Necromancer: So we don't get surrounded
* 2:30HiddenlichGeorge Adams: We need to make a new exit first
* 2:30User909Necromancer: Yes.
* 2:31Finn168719Finn: How about making robots to invade China?
* 2:31WaluigiofthegodsJesse starts crying
* 2:31Finn168719Finn: Like Liberty Prime.
* 2:31HiddenlichGeorge Adams: We are a grain of sand in the face of China
* 2:31Beckitten27why didn't this place have an emergency exit in the first place?
* 2:31User909Necromancer: If we're going to fight and die with China, we must leave them a huge scar
* 2:31HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Well, it could. We still haven't explored the entire bunker
* 2:31WaluigiofthegodsJesse cries louder
* 2:32Finn168719Finn: How about sending a tectonic missile at China?
* 2:32HiddenlichQuincy Jones: FINALLY!
* Quincy Jones: THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT WING IS COMPLETE!
* 2:32WaluigiofthegodsJesse:This is the worst day ever!
* 2:32User909Necromancer: Good!
* 2:32Beckitten27Beck: we can't do anything that would kill simon or canada
* 2:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada are gonna die!
* 2:32HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Necromancer, what creatures can you summon from the afterlife?
* 2:32WaluigiofthegodsJesse cries even MORE loude4
* 2:33User909Necromancer: I can bring back corpses as zombies. I can also contact with the dead and summon spirits
* 2:33Finn168719Finn: Well, Simon should lose his bladder.
* 2:33HiddenlichGeorge Adams: What about skeletons from the rotten corpses?
* 2:33WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway:What do you mean?
* 2:34User909Necromancer: Requires more effort, but i can bring them back too
* 2:34HiddenlichGeorge Adams: I have another question.
* 2:34User909Necromancer: What is it?
* 2:34HiddenlichGeorge Adams: How much information do you have on Liches...
* 2:35WaluigiofthegodsMeanwhile...
* 2:35Hiddenlich
* Simon and Canada are starving at the labor camp
* 2:35Finn168719Finn: My Twin Brother is still in a Coma........
* 2:35HiddenlichThey are miners
* 2:35Beckitten27Beck: what does that have to do with anything?
* 2:35User909Necromancer: Oh...i have met some Liches during my lifetime and i've read about them. I know they're Necromancers like me who lived long enough to become undead themselves
* 2:35WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I gotta pee!
* Canada:Me too!
* 2:36Beckitten27Beck: but why is that relevant?
* 2:36Hiddenlich
* There are many holes where Simon and Canada can do their stuff in
* George Adams: Because we have a Zombified Lich here
* 2:36WaluigiofthegodsWait, what?
* 2:37HiddenlichGeorge Adams: I have heard many legends on what they are capable to do when at their peak
* 2:37Beckitten27Beck: um...i'm not even sure how to react to that.
* 2:37User909Necromancer: Oh...about that. It appears to retain vaguely his memory and his intelligence is the same of a camel.
* Necromancer: I didn't see Zombielich in combat yet
* 2:38Hiddenlich
* Zombie Lich is being held in a cellar, where he is mostly a skeleton now
* 2:38WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I'm almost there to wetting my pants
* Canada:I should've not drank all that maple syrup
* 2:38HiddenlichMiner: SIMON! GO IN THE HOLE, PEE, AND GET BACK TO WORK
* 2:39WaluigiofthegodsSimon:No \*wets his pants\*
* Canada wets pants too
* 2:39Finn168719Miner 2: DISGUSTING LITTLE SLUG!
* Miner 2: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS P\*SSING YOUR PANTS!
* 2:39HiddenlichMiner: Good job. NOW GET BACK TO WORK! THE PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO BUILD BY THEMSELVES! THEY NEED MATERIALS!
* 2:39User909Miner 3: Yeah, it's...pissing me off. Get it?
* 2:40Hiddenlich
* Gongs are beaten, instead of drums being played
* 2:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon kicks miner in the groin Simon:Let's get out of here Canada!
* 2:40Beckitten27Beck: well, i'm not going to be the one to figure that out
* 2:40Finn168719Miner 2: Guards! Get those two idiots with wet pants!
* 2:41Hiddenlich
* Guards drag Simon and Canada to the slacker camp
* 2:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Let's swap pants with those othrer slaves
* othe4
* other
* 2:41HiddenlichThe slacker camp is a very extreme version of a normal labor camp
* 2:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Why are we in this labor camp?
* 2:42Beckitten27Beck: sorry, i just like leaving necromancy related stuff to those who know what they're doing
* 2:43Hiddenlich
* A few Beckolichivist Security Teams train excessively in preparation of fighting the Chinese head on
* 2:43User909The training is almost as strict and harsh as the Spetsnaz training
* 2:44Beckitten27Beck: wait... lich... i can't believe i was that dumb
* 2:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Why are we in this labor camp?
* 2:45Finn168719Two guard were seen, talking to each other about their mission, but the guards are suspicious that they are spies
* Which two of them appeared to be Finnlings, and they are actually spies
* 2:46WaluigiofthegodsCanada:We're not spies!
* 2:46Finn168719The two guards are spies
* 2:46Beckitten27Beck: now what do we do?
* 2:46Hiddenlich
* George Adams brings the Necromancer to Zombielich's cellar
* 2:47Finn168719And they might engage in conflict with the guards if they are caught spying
* 2:47HiddenlichQuincy Jones: We are preparing for war
* 2:47User909Necromancer looks at Zombielich
* 2:47HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Try bringing him back to an intellectual state
* 2:47WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Just keep doing work and w3 should be fine.
* we
* 2:47User909Necromancer: I will try, but it might take a while
* 2:47Beckitten27Beck: i can't believe i didn't figure it out earlier
* 2:47Finn168719Two "Guards" backstabs a guard with a dagger
* 2:47HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Thank you.
* 2:48User909The Necromancer grabs a book called "Necronomicon" and starts casting a spell
* 2:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*drinks hidden maple syrup\*
* 2:48HiddenlichQuincy Jones: I forgot about Lich being a zombie
* Quincy Jones: He's nearly a skeleton now
* 2:49Finn168719Two "Guards" started looking for info about the Labor Camp
* 2:49Hiddenlich
* Chinese Soldiers are conversing about the quality of the prisoners labor
* 2:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada:This is some pretty good maple syrup, want some?
* Simon:Sure.
* 2:50HiddenlichChinese Soldier 1: \*In Chinese\* I honestly think these labor camps aren't helping motherland China.
* 2:50Finn168719The maple syrup appears to be expired
* 2:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Uh oh.
* 2:50Beckitten27Beck: it's ok, everyone makes mistakes
* 2:51HiddenlichChinese Soldier 1: \*In Chinese\* As public as they are, they are not helping the promotion of Communism
* 2:51Finn168719"Guard" 1: Ahem.
* 2:51HiddenlichThe Chinese Soldiers look at the Guard
* 2:51WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What?
* 2:51HiddenlichChinese Soldier 2: \*In Chinese\* Ah, Lee Huang. What do you require, comrade?
* 2:51Finn168719"Guard" 1: \*in chinese\* Are there any information about this camp?
* 2:52HiddenlichChinese Soldier 2: \*In Chinese\* Look around you.
* 2:52Beckitten27Beck: as long as the mistake can be fixed, it's not so big idea
* 2:52Finn168719"Guard" 1: Okay.
* "Guard" 1 starts looking around the camp for information
* 2:52User909After a hour, Zombielich is back to his intellectual state.
* Necromancer: Done
* 2:53HiddenlichChinese Soldier 1: \*In Chinese\* I honestly don't know why General Kuong-Sai choses to live here. This place is the pinnacle of disaster
* Lich crawls out of the cellar
* He has a very bad stench
* Lich: Where am I?
* 2:53Finn168719"Guard" 1 and 2 waits for the Two Chinese soldiers to be isolated in order to chokehold them
* 2:53HiddenlichGeorge Adams: You are in a bunker
* 2:54Beckitten27Beck: you missed a lot
* 2:54HiddenlichChinese Soldier 2: \*In Chinese\* Especially in the north western corner. It is very radiated in that area.
* 2:54Finn168719A Cardboard Box was seen infront of the Chinese Soldier
* 2:54HiddenlichChinese Soldier 1 opens the box
* 2:55Finn168719Finnittanian Spy: Godd\*mnit!
* 2:55HiddenlichChinese Soldier 1: \*In Chinese\* INT-
* 2:55Finn168719Finnittanian Spy shoots a tranquilizer dart at Chinese Soldier 1
* 2:55Hiddenlich
* The Chinese Soldier becomes unconscious
* 2:55User909Necromancer to Lich: Do you remember how you died?
* 2:56HiddenlichChinese Soldier 2: \*In Chinese\* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU WILL BE RIPPED APART FOR THAT-
* 2:56Finn168719Finnittanian Spy shoots a tranquilizer bullet at Chinese Soldier 2's head
* 2:56HiddenlichLich: I only remember a sharp pain in my shoulder
* Lich: And then, I hit the floor
* Lich: I don't remember anything after that
* 2:57User909Necromancer: Your memory will come fully after six hours. At the moment, we're threatened by the Chinese
* TheEnderGamer has joined the chat.
* 2:57User909Necromancer: Come with me
* Hi Ender
* 2:58TheEnderGamerHey guys!
* 2:58Finn168719Hello Ende
* 2:58User909The Necromancer brings Lich to George
* 2:58Finn168719Ender\*
* 2:59TheEnderGamerHey Finn
* 2:59Finn168719Finnittanian Spy takes the assault rifle from the unconscious Chinese Soldiers, along with Ammo
* 2:59WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What about us?
* Beckitten27 has left the chat.
* 3:00Finn168719Finnittanian Spy continues hiding in the box and moves around
* 3:00HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Excellent
* Lich: Who are you?
* 3:01Finn168719Finn: I sent three of the Spies to the Chinese Labor Camp.
* Finn: To take information, and kill Kuong-Sai.
* 3:01HiddenlichGeorge Adams: I am George Adams.
* 3:02Finn168719Finn: And also rescuing prisoners of the labor camp.
* 3:02TheEnderGamerWhat's this RP about?
* 3:03Finn168719The Chinese Invasion, and the Finnittanian spies going Metal Gear Solid on the Chinese soldiers
* 3:03WaluigiofthegodsThe end of the world/WWIII
* 3:03User909A nation within a bunker trying to survive the Chinese, who have taken over the world
* 3:04WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada get kidnapped
* 3:04Finn168719Finnittanian Spy contacts "Guard" 2 through Codec
* 3:06TheEnderGamerSreegee, Sralleo, and Srushee somehow get transported into the bunker
* 3:08Hiddenlich
* They are confronted by armed security guards
* 3:08User909Necromancer facepalms Necromancer: More outsiders...
* 3:08HiddenlichSecurity Guard: You are under arrest for breaking into the Beck-Lich Nation
* The security guards take Sreegee, Sralleo, and Srushee to jail
* 3:10Finn168719Finn: Jake! Do you want more beer?!?
* 3:10HiddenlichQuincy Jones: Good move. They could be the Chinese, or the Communists on the other side of the border
* 3:10User909Necromancer: Now they must go through a trial
* 3:11HiddenlichQuincy Jones: Speaking of the other side of the border, it has been very quiet. We haven't heard a twitch since the day the border was made
* Quincy Jones: I am curious on what's going on
* 3:11User909Necromancer: Maybe they all starved to death or had a deadly civil war
* 3:11Finn168719Finn: Or even the Alien Invasion...
* 3:11TheEnderGamerSreegee: Uh... I... Why are we even here?
* 3:11WaluigiofthegodsJesse:I bet Simon was lugged off after his empire was lost.
* 3:12User909Necromancer: Since their leader is gone, they were probably left of with a commie in control
* 3:12TheEnderGamerSralleo: I have no idea. Maybe it was the fact the microwave was glowing.
* 3:12Finn168719Finn: I see...
* 3:13HiddenlichQuincy Jones: A few security teams are searching the rest of the vault
* 3:13Finn168719Finn: I wonder how the spies are making progress in the Labor Camps.
* 3:14Hiddenlich
* the rest of the bunker
* 3:14Finn168719Back to the Labor Camp
* 3:14TheEnderGamerSreegee shoots rapid-fire Sushi Bombs at the wall
* 3:14Hiddenlich
* Sreegee has a dart shot into his neck
* 3:14User909Necromancer: If they are really dead, we can annex that territory to ours
* 3:14TheEnderGamerSralleo: Brother!
* 3:15Finn168719Finn: Well, that'll be a great idea to annex that territory, but also a chance to get caught.
* 3:15WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:But we gotta get Simon's empire back.
* 3:15User909Necromancer: We have the best military
* 3:15Finn168719Finn: My Military was large in numbers....
* 3:16User909Necromancer: I have no idea what you're talking about
* 3:16Finn168719Finn: The United Kingdom of Finnittania...
* 3:16User909Necromancer: You aliens are strange...
* 3:17HiddenlichQuincy Jones: We will not have a foreign power act on behalf of humanity
* Quincy Jones: As much as I hate to say it, this is humanity's civil war
* Quincy Jones: We have to settle this ourselves
* Lich: ...
* 3:18Finn168719Finn: I might send the military to invade the planet, but i won't as it wasn't fair to them.
* 3:18WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce punchs Quincy Jones
* 3:18User909Necromancer: Last time a foreign nation came to this galaxy, we were almost killed. They were funny little red robots...so cute, yet so deadly...
* 3:19Finn168719Finn: The Grox?
* 3:19User909Necromancer: That's from a game. And they were entirely robotic. Looked vaguely like centipedes.
* 3:20HiddenlichLich looks at Quincy Jones, with his paranormally created eyes
* Lich: Then why was I brought back?
* 3:20Finn168719Finn: Centipedes, must been some Centinids....
* 3:20HiddenlichQuincy Jones: What do you mean?
* Lich: You say this is humanity's fight, and that no foreign faction should fight it for humanity
* Lich: I can't help you then
* Quincy Jones: Your time dead has messed up your mind. You are-
* Lich: No. I am a Lich
* 3:21User909Necromancer: You were a human once
* Necromancer: And i know that, deep inside, you're still one
* 3:21TheEnderGamerSralleo: Well, Srushee, I guess we're gonna have to sit here forever.
* 3:21HiddenlichLich: ...
* 3:21TheEnderGamerSralleo: Wait a second...
* 3:22HiddenlichLich: I have lost that title long ago
* Lich: Immortality comes at a price
* Lich turns his back on everyone
* 3:22User909Necromancer: ...
* 3:22WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Your gonna take Simon's immortality?
* 3:23HiddenlichLich: NO! You don't understand
* 3:23TheEnderGamerSralleo fires Sushi at the guards guarding their sell while they're not working
* 3:23Hiddenlich
* Sralleo and Srushee have darts shot into their necks as well
* 3:23WaluigiofthegodsJessen punchs Lich
* 3:23HiddenlichLich: It is a human's nature to die, and stay dead
* 3:23WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Why?
* Jesse stabs Lich
* 3:23User909Necromancer: We, humans, no longer obey to the laws of nature
* 3:24HiddenlichLich is skeletal
* 3:24WaluigiofthegodsJesse poisons Lich
* 3:24Hiddenlich
* Waluigi, your attacks on Lich are useless
* 3:24WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Your not taking my friends immortality!
* 3:24HiddenlichLich grabs Jesse's arm
* 3:24WaluigiofthegodsJesse rips Lich's skull off and throws it
* 3:24Finn168719Finn hits Jesse in the neck with a dart
* Finn: That will put you to sleep.
* 3:25WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Ow!
* 3:25User909Necromancer: What is this guy doing? He's been a nuisance to us since the beginning of this nation
* 3:25WaluigiofthegodsJesse falls asleep
* 3:25Finn168719Finn: Jesse is a Nuisance...
* 3:25WaluigiofthegodsSwaysway party punches Lich
* 3:25User909Jesse is thrown at the same cell as Sreegee, Sralleo and Srushee
* 3:25Finn168719Finn: More nuisances attacking the Lich....
* 3:25Hiddenlich
* What the \*\*\*\* are you doing? Lich isn't doing anything
* 3:25WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:He's Simon's friend
* 3:26HiddenlichWhere did you get that he was going to take Simon's immortality away? He has no possible way of doing so
* 3:26TheEnderGamerSreegee, Sralleo and Srushee wake up
* 3:26WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce:He's going to take Simon's immortality.
* 3:26Finn168719Finn hits Swaysway with a dart to make him sleep
* 3:26WaluigiofthegodsBuhdeuce farts in front of Lich
* 3:26HiddenlichLich: ENOUGH! \*Fire rises from Lich's skull
* 3:26TheEnderGamerWhat does Lich look like?
* 3:26Finn168719Finn hits Buhdeuce with a dart to make him sleep, but ended up hitting him in the eye
* 3:27User909A skeleton
* 3:27WaluigiofthegodsIt's probably the lich from Adventure Time
* 3:27HiddenlichLich: That is the problem with humanity. They don't understand what immortality entitles
* 3:27WaluigiofthegodsThat's what i thought
* 3:27HiddenlichLich: You have to give up your human self
* Lich: It's like a horcrux
* 3:28WaluigiofthegodsYou mean Simon?
* 3:28HiddenlichLich: Whenever Voldemort put his soul in one, he lost parts of his human spirit
* 3:28User909Necromancer: Did i? What classifies being a human?
* 3:28HiddenlichLich: I cannot regain my humanity, without leaving the physical world, and going beyond
* Lich: I have seen generations of my loved ones die before me
* Lich: My own children, grand children, nieces, nephews, etc.
* 3:30User909Necromancer: You cannot regain it because you never lost it. You were born human and to this day you're one, you just lost some skin...
* 3:31HiddenlichLich: My physical appearance doesn't debate that, I understand. It's unnatural for a being to live forever
* 3:32User909Necromancer: I'm sorry then, but the only one who is taking your humanity away is yourself...
* 3:32Hiddenlich
* The bunker shakes
* 3:32WaluigiofthegodsThe next day
* Jesse wakes up
* 3:32Hiddenlich
* The shaking gets worse
* 3:32WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Hello?
* 3:32User909Necromancer: Huh?
* 3:32HiddenlichThere are sounds of explosions coming from above
* 3:33WaluigiofthegodsJesse:What's that sound?
* Jesse:My head is throbbing
* 3:33HiddenlichScientists approach the concrete entrance, with geiger counters
* 3:33WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Oh, it hurts.
* 3:33HiddenlichScientist: Hot d\*mn! It's actually happenin!
* Happening
* Lich: ...
* 3:34User909Necromancer: So it has started...
* 3:34WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Do you got some headache medicine?
* 3:34HiddenlichQuincy Jones: D\*mnation has come to Earth
* Nations of world spar with nuclear weaponry, until the launch centers are completely annihilated
* 3:35WaluigiofthegodsJesse:What about Simon and Canada?
* 3:36HiddenlichThe shaking lasts for two days, until the world stops tremoring from it's wounds
* Most of the citizens are traumatized by the reality of this event
* 3:36Finn168719Finn: Hmmm...
* 3:37WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Like i said earlier, do you got some headache medicine?
* 3:37HiddenlichLich has not been out of his cellar since the first night
* Quincy Jones is going insane
* 3:37Finn168719gtg charging my laptop
* Finn168719 has left the chat.
* 3:38Hiddenlich
* 3:38User909k
* 3:38HiddenlichQuincy Jones: \*Snort\* Far above, far above, the world's domain
* 3:38WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Like i said earlier, do you got some headache medicine?
* 3:38HiddenlichQuincy Jones: The gods have abandoned us
* 3:38User909Necromancer: Is this what humanity is about...
* 3:38HiddenlichQuincy Jones: We are only pawns to evil
* George Adams: I guess
* 3:39WaluigiofthegodsJesse:My head hurts even more now.
* 3:39HiddenlichGeorge Adams: WILL YOU HOLD ON? THE WORLD JUST ENDED!
* George Adams: I lost my family
* George Adams: Every last one of them
* 3:39WaluigiofthegodsJesse:And i lost Simon and Canada.
* 3:40HiddenlichGeorge Adams: My great grandma, my mother, my uncle, my father, my wife, my children, my- OH GOD! EVERYONE IS GONE!
* 3:40User909Necromancer: ...
* 3:41HiddenlichA scientist steps up on a soap box
* Scientist: May I have everyone's attention please?
* 3:41User909Necromancer: I'm listening
* 3:42WaluigiofthegodsJesse:Do you want me to keep suffering from this headache?
* 3:42HiddenlichScientist: This morning the security teams got back from their expedition to the bottom levels of the bunker. Most of the guards have tumors
* 3:43User909Necromancer: How severe are they?
* 3:43HiddenlichScientist: When we sent investigation teams to the other side of the bunker through a service tunnel, we found that the People's Nation of Bunkera had been dissolved due to it's deceased... population...
* Scientist: We also found tumors
* Scientist: Stage 4 Cancer of many kinds were responsible for the deaths of the Bunkerans
* Scientist: Mostly thyroid, but that is not the point
* 3:45WaluigiofthegodsMeanwhile...
* 3:45HiddenlichScientist: We are tearing down recreational facilities to accommodate for future population growth, and prevention of any radiation leakage
* 3:45User909Necromancer: Ok
* 3:45HiddenlichScientist: We hope we are making the best decision possible for the-
* Someone throws a watermelon at the scientist's head
* 3:46WaluigiofthegodsMeanwhile...
* 3:46HiddenlichHe falls off the soapbox and breaks his leg
* 3:46User909Necromancer: We will need gas masks
* Necromancer: !
* Necromancer: Holy sh\*t, medics!
* 3:46WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Canada, i hear something.
* 3:47Hiddenlich
* Simon and Canada are in a private bunker
* 3:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What do we do?
* 3:47Hiddenlich
* There is scratching sounds from outside of it
* 3:47TheEnderGamerCanada feels he wants to smoke Krokoweedcaine
* 3:48User909There is a bag of Krokoweedcaine next to them
* 3:48WaluigiofthegodsOh lugnut no!
* 3:48TheEnderGamerI'm glad that people like Krokoweedcaine
* 3:48WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Don't smoke me!
* 3:48TheEnderGamerXD
* It was just a funny thing I came up with
* 3:49WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Drugs are bad, Canada.
* 3:49User909A guard comes in and finds the bag
* Guard: Hmmm...weed (Krokoweedcaine looked like weed)
* The Guard starts smoking Krokoweedcaine
* 3:49WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Hey guard!
* 3:49TheEnderGamerI thought it would look like Green cocaine
* 3:49User909Yeah, something like that
* 3:50TheEnderGamerWhat does Krokodile look like?
* 3:50User909The guard starts goingt crazy and ends up looking like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4
* 3:51WaluigiofthegodsSimon:\*Finds a phone\* Now i can call Lich.
* 3:51User909I can only find gory pictures...
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desomorphine
* 3:52WaluigiofthegodsSimon:\*Calls Lich\* Hello.
* 3:53Hiddenlich
* You can't call Lich
* 3:53WaluigiofthegodsScience [img upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Desomorphine\_molecule\_ball.png/1024px-Desomorphine\_molecule\_ball.png]
* Simon:Oh bubble nuggets!
* 3:53Hiddenlich
* There would be no phone service in post nuclear annihilation
* 3:54TheEnderGamergt
* gtg
* 3:54User909bye
* 3:54TheEnderGamerbye
* 3:54WaluigiofthegodsSimon:There's a radio over there.
* 3:54Hiddenlich
* 3:55WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Maybe i can call Lich through the radio
* TheEnderGamer has left the chat.
* 3:56User909(The bunker had no contact with the outside world)
* 3:56WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Nooooooooo! I'm gonna die!
* Simon begins crying

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* User909Necromancer starts reading the Necronomicon
* 4:01HiddenlichLich: The Necronomicon...
* 4:02WaluigiofthegodsCanada also starts crying
* 4:02User909Necromancer: You must have already read it
* 4:04HiddenlichLich nods his skull
* 4:04WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Come over here and give me a hug
* Simon and Canada hug
* 4:06HiddenlichLich: It taught me the modern spells of this age
* 4:07User909Necromancer: The second best book of necromancy out there
* 4:07HiddenlichLich: Indeed
* 4:08User909Necromancer: The first being out of our reach...
* 4:10WaluigiofthegodsWhat's going on?
* 4:12HiddenlichLich has a flashback of medieval times
* Prium: \*Flashback\* The fires of the ether burn brightly this day!
* Etoris: \*Flashback\* Immortality is in our reach master! We shall avenge our martyrs and throw the king into the pit of H\*ll!
* You know what, I give up on the flashback.
* 4:16User909
* 4:17WaluigiofthegodsChats dead
* 4:17HiddenlichLich: The thing about the Necronomicon I didn't like, is that they didn't include the Enlightenment Theorem
* Lich: Necromancy's darkest form of insight
* The large room has gotten a little bit smaller, as the recreation areas have been covered with brick, steel, styrofoam, and other materials
* 4:20User909Necromancer: That's probably in Livre des crânes, a french necromancy book. It's the best out there. I've heard that if a necromancer got hold of it, this man could defeat armies with ease. The book is sealed inside the Catacombs of Paris
* 4:22HiddenlichLich: Too bad Paris is probably decimated from the nuclear blast
* Lich: So much history has been lost from this war.
* 4:23User909Necromancer: Yes. I wonder how much time we have before the Chinese finds us...
* 4:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Now how am i gonna escape
* 4:23HiddenlichLich: The radiation would kill anyone in a matter of weeks
* 4:23Waluigiofthegods?
* 4:24User909Necromancer: Oh, yeah
* 4:24HiddenlichLich: And if the entire world was bombarded by bombs, I don't think China's government or military are active
* 4:25User909Necromancer: Well, then it's a matter of time before we die
* Necromancer: But...
* Necromancer: You're immortal right?
* 4:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Yes, i wish i was with you guys
* 4:29Hiddenlich
* Simon cannot communicate with the main bunker
* Lich: Yes
* 4:30User909Necromancer: Too bad. People in this bunker will eventually start to starve. Food and water will run out.
* 4:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I wish i wad back at the bunker.
* was
* 4:31User909Necromancer: I myself have not achieved the status of a Lich, as i my necromancy powers aren't strong as yours
* Necromancer: Maybe in the future you'll be more lucky
* Finn168719 has joined the chat.
* 4:33WaluigiofthegodsSimon:\*Opens the bunker\*
* 4:33Hiddenlich
* Which bunker?
* 4:33User909Hi Finn
* 4:33WaluigiofthegodsLabor camp bunker
* 4:33HiddenlichCanada and Simon feel the hot air and radiation
* Radiation causes cancer
* 4:34WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada scream
* 4:34HiddenlichLich: I will never be lucky again
* 4:34User909Time passes. Necromancer and the Beck-Lich nation have already perished. Lich is now the only one left in the bunker
* 4:35Hiddenlich
* Hold on 909
* 4:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Bad idea! Bad idea!
* 4:35User909k
* 4:35HiddenlichLich: I should have DIED in the Middle Ages.
* Lich: I wouldn't have to see the death, devastation, and rebuilding of this world
* Lich: Now it is torn down again
* Lich: This time, it can't be built back up
* The security teams have a change in uniform
* 4:36User909Necromancer: Destruction is part of rebirth
* Necromancer: And rebirth is always different than the original product
* 4:36WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Maybe the radiation might go away soon.
* 4:36HiddenlichTheir colored garments are exchanged with red colors
* Simon and Canada see all of the skeletons of the former humans
* Their shadows are burnt into the ground, or the remaining walls
* Were
* 4:38WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Is this is the end of the world?
* Canada:Looks like it
* 4:38HiddenlichGeorge Adams: ...
* George Adams: You two may want to see this...
* 4:39User909Necromancer: ?
* 4:39HiddenlichGeorge Adams shows the two a group of security guards
* Their shoulder pads have a red star, one per shoulder
* 4:41User909Necromancer: What about it?
* 4:42HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Don't you see? What from history have you learned about the red star? What it represents?
* Lich: ...
* 4:42User909Necromancer: ...
* Necromancer: COMMIES
* 4:42Hiddenlich
* The guards look around
* George Adams: Keep your voice down
* 4:42User909Necromancer: Sorry
* 4:43HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Some of our next door neighbors must have survived the radiation.
* 4:43WaluigiofthegodsSimon:\*looks at Canada\* We gotta get back to the main bunker.
* 4:43HiddenlichGeorge Adams: Spies have broken into this nation
* 4:43Finn168719A Feral Ghoul attacks Simon
* 4:43User909Necromancer: Wait...radioactive armed communists? This can't get any worse...
* 4:44WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Protect me Canada!
* 4:44HiddenlichGeorge Adams: We must prevent them from taking over
* Lich: Where is Leader Beck?
* Lich: I have seen her around since before the bombs dropped
* Haven't
* 4:45User909Necromancer: She just disappeared
* 4:45Finn168719Finn: And the Bombs just dropped.....
* 4:45Waluigiofthegods6 hours later
* 4:45Finn168719Finn was wearing a Radiation Suit
* 4:46HiddenlichIt is 9:23 PM
* A curfew has been put into effect, in order to prevent "radiation incidents"
* 4:46WaluigiofthegodsSimobn knocks on the door
* Simon
* 4:46Hiddenlich
* Simon can't get in the main bunker
* It has been blocked off
* Permanently
* 4:47User909And there is no door
* 4:48HiddenlichQuincy Jones: If the commies have infiltrated our nation, it would explain the silence of the government lately. But it doesn't make sense!
* 4:48User909Necromancer: ...
* 4:48HiddenlichQuincy Jones: The People's Nation is gone. The entrance to this place as been blocked off. There would be no way for commies to break in!
* 4:49Finn168719Finn: I wanted to teleport back to home.......
* 4:49HiddenlichJohn Adams: What about the outsiders? One of them, or all of them, could have been spies
* 4:49Finn168719Finn: Wait i had a teleporation device on the pocket.
* 4:49User909Necromancer: There were that two bread ducks
* 4:49Finn168719Finn pulls out the teleportation device and teleports away
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 4:49User909Necromancer: And the 6 soldiers who asked for help
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 4:50HiddenlichLich: It would not be impossible for the ducks to be commies
* Lich: Or the outsiders. But how would we convict them? If the government has been infiltrated, we would be punished for exposing them.
* Lich: Or they could simply not try them
* 4:51User909Necromancer: Well, you're technically a leader
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 4:51HiddenlichLich: How?
* Lich: I thought Beck was the leader of this bunker
* 4:52User909Necromancer: She was because you died. Now that you're back and there's no Beck, you're the leader
* 4:52HiddenlichLich: I can't be a leader
* Lich: This place is too torn apart
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 4:52HiddenlichLich: I would only divide it more
* Lich: There has to be another solution
* The door to the house breaks down
* Lich: ...
* 4:53User909Necromancer: !
* 4:54HiddenlichSecurity Guard: EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND!
* Lich and George do as they are told
* Quincy Jones: I won't go down! This is unions-
* 4:54User909Necromancer also does so
* 4:55HiddenlichQuincy Jones is shoot to death
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 4:55User909Necromancer: QUINCY!
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 4:55HiddenlichSecurity Guard: All of you are under arrest for conspiring against the People's Nation
* The three are cuffed
* 4:56Finn168719The Security Guard hears the teleportation sounds
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 4:56HiddenlichSecurity Guard: COME OUT! NOW!
* 4:58Finn168719A Finn Clone MK I, and 5 Finnittanian Soldiers appeared, armed
* 4:58HiddenlichSecurity Guard: ...
* George Adams: Aliens?
* 4:58User909Necromancer: We told them to not get involved..
* 4:58Finn168719Finn Clone MK I: Yep, We are usually Finnlings.
* Finn Clone MK I: We are going to drink some coffee in the bunker.
* 4:59HiddenlichThe Security Guard puts down his weapon, and surrenders himself to the Finnitanians
* 4:59Finn168719A Finn Clone MK I and the Finnittanian Soldiers started drinking coffee
* 4:59HiddenlichLich: What's going on?
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 5:00Finn168719Finn Clone MK I: Were just here to party, but then a random guy surrendered to us.
* 5:00HiddenlichLich: Could you free us from these cuffs?
* 5:00Finn168719Finn Clone MK I puts on the radio and started playing music
* Finn Clone MK I: Okay.
* Finn Clone MK I unlocks the handcuffs
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 5:01Finn168719Finn Clone MK I: I should shoot the chains with the pistol, but instead, i ended up unlocking them with bolt cutters....
* **<MISSING ROLEPLAY MATERIAL>**
* Finn168719Finn Clone MK I: I just called a Commie, stupid.
* 5:16Beckitten27Beck: crap
* 5:17Finn168719Commie stupid\*
* Just ignore the ,
* 5:17Beckitten27ignore my last sentence then
* Beck: now what do we do?
* 5:18User909Recep Jr: We need weapons
* 5:19Beckitten27Beck: and where are we going to get those?
* 5:19Finn168719Finn Clone MK I puts a crate full of weapons on the ground
* 5:19User909wb Lich
* Welcome to the Weegeepedia Roleplay Zone Wikia chat
* 5:19Beckitten27wb.
* 5:19Hiddenlich
* What happened while I was away?
* 5:20Beckitten27i came back to chat
* 5:20User909Not much
* 5:20Beckitten27i missed a lot
* 5:21HiddenlichMaple Bunker Isolation Summary: Since you left, nuclear bombs dropped
* People are recovering from the trauma of the world ending
* 5:21User909But the commies somehow infiltrated the government
* 5:23Finn168719Finn Clone MK I: Our King just teleported away before three of you were caught by Communists...
* 5:24HiddenlichLich: We need to keep the border up
* Lich: At least until we can restore society
* 5:24User909Necromancer: But we need a way to defend ourselves from the government
* 5:27HiddenlichLich: I am not saying we should tear it down
* Lich: I am saying we keep it up until the People's Nation tears it down
* 5:27Finn168719Finn Clone MK I: I know, build some artilery.
* 5:28HiddenlichLich: We are in a bunker
* Lich: We will kill everyone with one shot of artillery
* 5:28User909Necromancer: Cave-ins are a thing
* 5:28Finn168719Finn Clone MK I: Outside the bunker!
* 5:28Beckitten27Beck: what now!?
* 5:30HiddenlichLich: ...
* Lich: That's even more ridiculous!
* 5:30Finn168719Finn Clone MK I: I know my ideas are worse.....
* 5:30HiddenlichLich: Artillery won't do anything but destroy us
* 5:31Finn168719Finn Clone MK I: Maybe wear some armor...
* 5:31User909Necromancer facepalms
* 5:31HiddenlichLich: A hole would cause a cave in, and radiation poisoning
* Lich: Cancer, cancer, cancer!
* 5:31User909Necromancer: Why don't we train a small army of zombies?
* 5:31Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: Good Idea.
* 5:32HiddenlichLich: Lightbulb.
* 5:32Beckitten27Beck: are zombies even trainable?
* 5:32HiddenlichLich goes over the layered wall once home to many recreational facilities
* 5:32User909Necromancer: They are fully obedient to the one who bought them back to "life"
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 5:33WaluigiofthegodsHey
* 5:33User909hrey
* 5:33HiddenlichLich: Omyra, use your collection of souls, and create new vessels from this layered defense!
* 5:33WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada keep banging on the door
* Canada:Open up!
* 5:33Hiddenlich
* There is no door
* 5:34WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada keep banging on the bunker
* Canada:Open up!
* 5:34Finn168719Canada started suffering Cancer
* 5:34Hiddenlich
* The layered walls break into billions of grains, and reform into synthetic creatures, inhabited by the souls of the dead
* 5:35Finn168719Radioactive Polandball: K\*rwa..........
* 5:35WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Canada! Please let us in!
* 5:35User909Necromancer: Like a golem...
* 5:35HiddenlichLich: No. Like "Golems"!
* 5:36WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Why won't you let us in!?
* 5:36Hiddenlich
* They can't
* 5:36Beckitten27Beck: last time i let someone in it ended in disaster... i don't want to repeat my mistake
* 5:37Hiddenlich
* The Synthetic Golems attack nearby Communist Attackers
* 5:37WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I don't cancer and i don't wanna die!
* 5:37Finn168719Finnittanian Soldiers started attacking the Communists
* 5:38Hiddenlich
* Even if they were let in, they would still get cancer. The time it took to travel from the camp to the main bunker exposed Simon and Canada to enough radiation
* 5:38Beckitten27Beck: sorry, it's too risky
* 5:38WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I don't wanna die! \*Starts crying\*
* 5:38Hiddenlich
* They can't help Simon
* 5:38User909Necromancer starts re-animating the Synthetic Golems who were downed in combat by using new souls
* 5:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada:My stomach hurts.
* 5:39Finn168719Simon realizes that he is Immortal
* 5:39User909Simon gets bladder cancer
* 5:39Hiddenlich
* Immortality just means you can live forever
* It doesn't mean you can die from illness
* 5:40Beckitten27immoral is not the same thing as invincible
* 5:40Finn168719Yep
* 5:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Oh, i gotta pee!
* 5:40Finn168719Simon started vomiting
* 5:40WaluigiofthegodsBut there's no toilet!
* 5:40HiddenlichLich: Something tells me the scientists weren't telling the truth
* 5:40Finn168719his bladder emerges from his mouth strangely
* 5:41Hiddenlich
* Canada's thyroid enlarges
* 5:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*Groans in pain\*
* 5:41Hiddenlich
* A glowing entity appears in front of Simon and Canada
* 5:41Finn168719Canada starts losing hair
* 5:41Hiddenlich????: Grab my hands...
* 5:42Beckitten27Beck: \*thinking\* i wish i could help... but after what happened the last time i probably shouldn't (plus i don't want anyone inside to be exposed to radiation)
* 5:42Hiddenlich????: I will cure you both
* 5:44Beckitten27Beck: the people who want power are the people who don't understand the responsibilites
* 5:44HiddenlichLich looks down the staircase leading to the lower levels
* 5:45WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Who's that?
* 5:45Hiddenlich????: Grab my hands...
* 5:45User909After a not-so-long battle, the Synthetic Golems are able to defeat most of the communist military
* 5:46HiddenlichLich: If the lower levels were irradiated, this place would join it
* 5:46WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ok, grab his hand Canada!
* Canada:\*Weak\* Ok.
* 5:48Finn168719An ogre appears, wearing a brown vest, a white shirt, brown pants, and brown shoes
* 5:48Hiddenlich
* Simon, Canada, and ???? float upward into a flying disc
* 5:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Have we been cured yet?
* 5:49Hiddenlich????: You will be. Be calm...
* Simon and Canada feel very drowsy
* 5:49Beckitten27Beck: \*thinking\* i'm not even an adult, and i'm stuck co-leading so many people... what did i do to deserve this?
* 5:50HiddenlichLich: I am going to explore the lower levels
* 5:50User909Necromancer: Wrong place at the wrong time
* Necromancer: Be careful Lich, we don't know what radioactive beasts are deep down
* 5:50HiddenlichLich: It isn't irradiated
* 5:51User909Necromancer: Oh...
* 5:51HiddenlichLich: The scientists must have been influenced by the communists
* 5:51Beckitten27Beck: be careful lich... you never know what you might find
* 5:51User909Necromancer: I'm going with you then
* 5:51HiddenlichLich: Alright then
* 5:51WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Now are wr cured?
* we
* 5:52Beckitten27Beck: i'll stay here... the people need someone to lead them
* 5:52Hiddenlich
* Canada and Simon appear in futuristic hospital beds
* Lich: Good idea
* ???? is an alien
* ????: Hello humans. I am Xixo. You have been cured of any diseases you may have experienced
* 5:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are we being experimented?
* Beckitten27Beck: \*thinking\* i wonder what happened to simon... i hope he's ok
* 5:53Finn1687194 Midget Grey Aliens are seen dancing
* 5:54User909Necromancer grabs an assault rifle he salvaged from the communists' corpses
* 5:55HiddenlichXixo: Don't be afraid.
* 5:55Finn168719One of them jumps on Simon's bed and started dancing, stepping on Simon's legs
* 5:55User909It had 5 cartridges and a suppressor
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 5:55Finn168719It also stepped on Simon's stomach
* 5:55HiddenlichLich walks down the stairs
* 5:55User909Necromancer follows carefully
* 5:56HiddenlichThe staircase is 12 flights
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 5:56HiddenlichLich: This doesn't feel so bad now, but it will be when we go back up
* 5:57User909Necromancer: Yeah...specially for me who still has flesh
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 5:57Beckitten27Beck: i miss simon... i hope he's ok
* 5:58User909Beck has a flashback of Simon encouraging his army to kill innocent citizens
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 5:59Beckitten27Beck: or maybe not...
* 5:59Finn168719Beck also has a flashback of Finn getting in a fight with Simon over Yoko
* 5:59Hiddenlich\*Even though that never happened
* 5:59User909\*It did
* 5:59HiddenlichWhen?
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 6:00User909During the time of the insurrection of the Beck-Lich Nation
* And Simon encouraged him to kill the innocent citizens of Beck-Lich Nation
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 6:00HiddenlichOh
* 6:01User909(Not his army. Got a little mixed up )
* 6:01Beckitten27Beck: i actually forgot about that...
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 6:02User909Lich and Necromancer reach a lower level of the bunker
* Beckitten27 has left the chat.
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 6:03Hiddenlich\*There were many Communist propaganda posters
* Lich: Yep, they were down here...
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 6:04WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I think I'm being experimented on too.
* 6:04User909Necromancer: This is not good...
* 6:05Finn168719Simon gets stomped on the stomach by a Dancing Alien