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Revolutionary Soldier

George Washington had provided a lot of great history for students of the school named after him. Yes, there is a school named after George Washington. You will see a statue of him outside of the school. But here's a secret: The statue actually is George Washington. If you go into opposite world, George Washington actually was cured from his throat infection, and he kept going. He is the statue outside of George Washington school.

Every morning, he winks at a student, only they don't notice it. He tells his horse to giddy up, and he rides him through the town. However, everybody is at work at that hour of the day, and nobody is there to see him. He walks off of his base and touches the shoulder of the Roman Commander statue, and they start a battle. Washington almost wins all of the time.

However, one day, a kid who stayed home for personal reasons actually saw Washington on his horse. He opened the blinds, and saw the Revolutionary War going on outside. He blurted out the usual, "OMG!" and then said, "Oh my!" a couple of times. A minute later, he saw a giant ladder. The kind that's so high in the air you could jump off of it and break a leg or something. The kid tried to run into the battle. Washington said, "The mighty warrior spreads his giant wings, and..."
DJ

The DJ has everything to him when it comes to music. *Jazz* music. He may be a DJ that shows up at dance parties where people stuff themselves with cake and punch, but he also does the job randomly in public. One day, the DJ was heading to another day at high school, when a perfect song came on the radio on his headphones. He started dancing to the music, snapping his fingers and waving his finger. Even though he only has two.

The Downhill Skier was sad that it wasn't snowy outside. She always wore the coat though. The DJ came up to her, threw his headphones in the garbage can, and showing her the perfect melody. The Downhill Skier lit up and started dancing as well. The Businessman had forgotten his shoe again, but when he saw the perfect dancing to the awesome song, he joined in with the party. He broke over laughing, holding his sides and crying.

Pretty soon most of LEGO City was hearing this song. They jumped out of their houses and started dancing to the melody, forgetting their troubles. The buildings squeaked. The sun got brighter. Cars started driving around in weird ways to dance to the song as well, and the moon crashed down to Earth and laughed until it turned purple. Everybody was in a sunshine kind of mood. The song finally ended, and the DJ headed to school. He was late. "Why were you so late?" asked his teacher. The DJ said, "Sometimes you need a bad reason to be late."
Hula Dancer

She was at the beach, trying to serenade some boys while they were lifting weights and drinking milk on the outskirts of the beach. She felt the cool breeze through her hair, and the shallow sand under her feet. In other words, it was a nice day at the beach. She had an assistant who was playing a guitar. She was singing a song while shaking some maracas.

The boys were busy lifting weights, so they weren't paying too much attention to the serenading. The Hula Girl was trying to make her song as noticeable and cute as possible, and finally, one of the boys recognized the wonderful singing. He put down his weight and took a break for a while. He took a stick, and asked somebody if he could borrow some marshmallows from him. The minifigure agreed, and the weight lifter connected the two marshmallows to his stick and made a mini little weight. He handed it to the Hula Girl.

The Hula Girl was stronger than that, obviously. But when she tried lifting it, she sank into the sand like Han, Luke, and Lea from Star Wars. She was stuck. Eventually, she got out and tried lifting the bigger weights. She had been pulling for a while. She took a break to drink some milk and gain some muscles. Then, when she tried lifting the weight again, something awful happened. She was very embarrassed, and ran over to the changing room, covering her backside as she ran. Everybody had seen the awful misfortune. There was a reason why the weight lifter gave her the stick.
Tennis Player

She didn't come for fun. She came to get a good game out of every time she goes to the tennis court. She plays with another person, and can win every time she plays it. That's why people like the call this certain player the "little ace". It's true, she is an ace, but she's in her twenties, and she's not a little kid. Then again, that is pretty young.

There's a secret about her: She actually hates tennis, and never wins it at all. But with the sound of her mind and with the track of her brain, she programmed herself to travel faster than the speed of sound. She might have had a surgery to give her a more energetic body and personality. Or, it could be that she's a robot who will be programmed to win every game. Who knows? Not the minifigures at the court, that's for sure.

Still, with all this pondering of the victims, and all this wondering what the Tennis Player's life is really like, and with the fact that she might be running low on lipstick, this tactical player wins almost every time!
Spartan Warrior

To be honest, unless you've studied history, does anybody really know anything about the "spartan" times? I don't really. But I guess I'm forced to write something good enough for this guy. So listen to this: For years and years, he's been begging LEGO to use him in Series 2. Okay, maybe not really for years, since this was only in 2010, but I think some time was gone by. LEGO was planning to only use 10 minifigures in Series 2, (you know this never happened, right?) because they thought that Series 1 was to stressful for them. 16 was maybe to much.

This meant war. It was some grown good folks from LEGO Vs. the Spartan guy. He took out his sword, his shield, and showed all of his strength. You can just see his 6-pack over there in the picture. He was really angry! He ran over to the LEGO people, but they just flicked him away. Ha ha! However, if a LEGO minifigure falls apart, they can always just can back to life. They're immortal!

Something touched the shoulders at the good old folks at LEGO. I can't tell you what happened after that, but let's just say, that in the end, the Spartan Warrior got chosen to be in Series 2, and so did 5 more minifigures. I hope that was good enough.
Royal Guard

He's addressed to do whatever he has to do to guard Buckingham Palace. He and his million other identical soldiers stand in front of the gates all day and all night, for about, say, until the queen dies. That's quite a long time is you ask me. Or someone else who just happens to be a dweller of the great city of London, England. It is quite long. Just look at them.

They are trained to not even move in inch, to stay right where they are, and only move when they are leading somebody into Buckingham Palace. They are also trained not to speak a peep, but they find a way to do it when the people of London aren't looking. They're pretty sneaky, that's what they are. But aside from all that, they seem to stand in about any weather, either hot or cold, warm and chilling, or smooth and soft. Weather the weather, they're all trained to stand tall their exact height, with a rifle at their side!

You can try to pinch them from dreaming, and put on a clown costume to try to make them laugh, and you can even try to tickle them... but no matter what, they'll all just stand tall, their exact height, and guard Buckingham Palace all day and all night, and not even make a peep about it!
Lumberjack

He wanted to go hunting for ostriches one day. He usually goes outside to chop some nice wood, but if you ask him, his house was chock-full of it. He just wanted something else rather than wood. He took his ax with him in the morning after he went outside to light a small fire if any creatures came by and wanted to destroy his house. If they did, they could just die in these flames.

He was awfully hungry. He hadn't any breakfast. You can call "Kel" by looking at his nametag, but that's just for decoration. His name is the Lumberjack and is nothing else. A few seconds later, he found an ostrich standing right in front of him, but wasn't paying attention to him. The Lumberjack ran over to him and a loud scream was heard. Now kiddos, you'll have to know that it was in this case that the Lumberjack came off completely unharmed. He was trying to strangle the ostrich but it was trying to run away.

He tried to chase after the ostrich, and eventually spun a rope about his ankles and threw a net over him. He was proud he had caught an ostrich. Then Mama Ostrich came over and was not happy with what she saw. There was a great deal of screaming and chirping that morning, but 20 minutes later, the Lumberjack had them both roasted into drumsticks. He had a great breakfast. Even though his clothes looked like garbage at this point.
Lady Liberty

Give her your tired, your poor, your hungry minifigures yearning to be free. She is a symbol of creativity to all dwellers of New York, giving them kindness, inspiration, and, of course, liberty. She is a statue of it, and also a lady. The famous Artist once decided to paint a picture of a woman once, and now, that woman represents creativity to all. She may have died millions of years ago, but she's famous!

Little do people know that she doesn't stand just for display. When somebody is sleeping at night, she decides to climb into their house and grant them- wait, what? No, I'm not talking about the Tooth Fairy. She doesn't exist. The Statue of Liberty? It exists. She grants minifigures creativity. When they awaken the next morning, they suddenly say to their wife, "I think I'm going to finish building that LEGO set that I started on months ago."

See what a nice world Lady Liberty is giving us? Without her, everybody would be creativeless, would not know how to put together two simple LEGO bricks, and on top of that, New York City would just be like any other city. Any other city is just boring, and New York City is nice because I know it has skyscrapers and stuff, but most of all, the Statue of Liberty is always there when some kind of minifigure needs some inspiration.
Pharaoh

Once he discovered Egypt, he decided to needed to live in a temple, so he got his servants, all 16 of them, and told them to start building him a temple good enough for him to live in. And if nobody made something he liked, he would put them in the shredder. So his servants built him one, and in the end, it had a pink rooftop and funny little illustrations all over it. The Pharaoh was outraged, grabbed one of his servants, and put him in "the shredder".

If you don't know, the shredder is a machine that the Pharaoh uses on people when he is upset. It is kind of like a guillotine, but it's way more painful. He dropped one of his servants in. He returned to the temple building so he could see a better version of his temple, but it wound up looking like the Eiffel Tower. He ran over to one of his servants and pulled something out of his pocket. It was a bag that said, "Fruity Pharaoh Chewy Gummy Candy". He was insulted. He dropped his servant in the shredder at once.

After a few days went, two many temples were made and the shredder was too full. He was so angry about this that he left Egypt and decided to change his name to Christopher Columbus and study India. As soon as he left, all of the temple debris had shaped into the best temple yet, the Great Pyramids. Unfortunately, he wasn't there to see it. Too bad for him.
Tribal Hunter

Being named a "Hunter" I never really saw his hunting moves in action much. He's just a family man, staying cool, doing what he has to for his family. All modern and stuff, but in this case, we go all of the way to the Tribal times with this guy. They lived west, didn't they? That's at least what LEGO told us.

He's a minifigure from the first series, and the first one on the checklist. He's a pretty good minifigure, and you know why? I have a pondering question for everybody. Is he even a Tribal Hunter? Or a kid who sneaked some of his mother's makeup, and smeared red and dark lipstick all over his cheeks? He's not wearing whatever those cheek things are called. He risked his life snatching feathers from geese, just so he could put it in his hair, which he colored black and let grow long for a while. His "weapon" at the back is really a toy from his collection, and that's not all.

You know how he has much longer legs? Vitamin Deficiency, you'll bet. You thought wrong. He sneaked his best friend underneath, and now when he walks through the house, his mother is not easily fooled. One look at that costume and a timeout passed by. His best friend? He and his family moved to India for the rest of their lives.
Skater Girl

Some skate for fame. Some skate for ability. Some skate for the way they skate. Did you know some skate for somebody else? Forget it- that's not the point. This particular girl that finds herself late for school every morning loves her skateboarding. But she doesn't really do it for anyone except somebody. That somebody is the Skater Girl! She skates for herself, and herself only. She just wants fun. That's what it's all about, in her world.

She's a free soul, that Skater Girl. Nobody ever seems to catch her name, since she's so fast on her skateboard, all you see is a pink and black blur. She stops only when she sees the catchy boys and wants a quick moment to chat. Sometimes people think she's not even there. But she doesn't care. As long as she can only feel two things, her life is great- the cool breeze rustling in her colored hair, and the custom-painted skateboard beneath her feet. It's a happy life!

Everybody is always wondering what her name is. Everybody tries asking her, but her skateboard tricks happen so fast she's gone after two seconds. Once at the skate park, there were two skaters, sitting down, and waiting for the Skater Girl to come. And once she came, she whoosed around the park, went into the bowl, and they heard someone say, "Nice trick, Patty!" and they heard the Skater Girl reply, "Thank you, Fred. Thank You".
Alien Villainess

Hamlet was back in the place she was. Well, the Thespian, Romeo, and Juliet were still stuck in time. The Thespian ran out of the hockey game, being chased by Mickey Williams. Before Mickey Williams could ask him one question, he was sucked into one of the time portals and landed in the dinosaur times, where he quickly started being chased by a T-Rex. The Thespian was also sucked in too, but instead he landed in the city in the present where Romeo and Juliet were stuck in.

Romeo swam out of the pool and Juliet ran out of the elementary school, followed by laughing kids. She kept asking, "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou?" to herself. Then the two met up, and just before they were about to reunite, they were abducted by aliens. The Villainess had said to her servants, "I want a couple in my UFO today immediately!" However, this was the city of Metropolis, so Superman came to the rescue. The Thespian came into the scene too, and Superman showed off his awesome moves, crushing the UFO and burning it to a crisp.

The Thespian, Romeo, and Juliet all cheered. However, The Evil Knight from Series 7 appeared, angry that Hamlet had pushed him off. Superman defeated the Knight though, and the day was saved. Then the same portal that transported the knight transported the three back into the play. The Thespian and his actors/actresses were all tired, and told the crowd that they would put on a play the next day. But what had happened really was a real play to them.

The T-Rex was still in hot pursuit of Mickey.
Series 2

Series 2 is the second collectible minifigure series. It was released in 2010, and Series 1 and this series were the only minifigure series that used special barcodes at the back to indicate which minifigure you got. Overall, since bump codes, I think the minifigures are better that way. These came in blue decorated blind bags, and there were 16 to collect.

## Minifigures to collect

* Maraca Man
* Spartan Warrior
* Ringmaster
* Witch
* Vampire
* Traffic Cop
* Explorer
* Lifeguard
* Mime
* Weight Lifter
* Pop Star
* Skier
* Disco Dude
* Karate Master
* Surfer
* Pharaoh

## Videos

S2 Lego Minifigures Series 2 Case Unboxing All 60 Packs Opened Up!By YouTuber RaceGrooves, posted in 2013
Grandpa

The Bumblebee Girl's Grandpa was in town one day. The former rung the doorbell and the answer to the door was the Skydiver. It always was. His doctor had suggested a quiet and restful time at home and that he should be quiet for a day or two. "Why are you whispering to me?" the Bumblebee Girl asked him at the door. The Skydiver quickly noticed, and said, "Oh, sorry." The Bumblebee Girl said that her Grandpa was in town. A few minutes later, her Grandpa arrived.

He was a neat-looking man, with nicely combed slick black hair and a nice work outfit. He threw off his decent clothes, revealing the picture you see up there. After the Grandpa had sat down in a chair (which he broke) the Skydiver said, "It's getting late. Suppose we should get some sleep?" The Grandpa said, "Absolutely not! It's only pitch black out. We still have time for dinner and a movie!" The Skydiver then had to eat the largest sandwich ever made, and watch the scariest rated-R movie. "This is great entertainment!" said the Grandpa. The Skydiver was still scared. As he slept in his bed (accompanied by the Grandpa) he noticed that there was something very peculiar about him.

The next morning, he awoke to an awful sound. It was the Grandpa throwing newspapers at him. "You can't just think about yourself!" he said. "You need to read this special book to see what happens in the world." Yep, he's off the wall, thought the Skydiver. The Skydiver walked into the kitchen, furious from the yesterday racket and told the Grandpa, "Listen, you can broke all of my chairs, and watch the worst movies ever, but I draw the line at-" The Grandpa didn't let him finish. He was holding a plate full of shredded pancakes, with cinnamon and maple syrup on top, with coffee, eggs, and bacon on the side. "I hope you like shredded pancakes. Eat it up while it's nice and hot." The Skydiver changed emotions, and said, "You would really do that? For *me*?" The Grandpa then said, "Oh, I'm an old man. I need to adjust my glasses because I can see much better-"

The Grandpa then tripped over the spilled coffee on the floor, which shattered the glass. The butter, eggs, and bacon hit the Skydiver right on his face, and the Grandpa crashed into the credenza, knocking down the TV and spilling all of the maple syrup and cinnamon. The shredded pancakes flew everywhere. "You know, they don't call it 'Break-fast' for nothing." The Skydiver dialed the phone to the Bumblebee Girl and said, "Listen, Bumblebee Girl. I'm sorry, but your Grandfather has got to go!"

**To be continued.**
Mr. Good and Evil

It was a rainy afternoon. Mr. Good stood next to his window, breathing fresh air and looking at his pricey conical flask. It had cost him a fortune, so you can bet your life he needed it. He looked away for minute at his family photo, then smashed his family photo with his hand because he was in a state of shock. His flask had disappeared. Suddenly, everything turned black and white, and Mr. Good turned into Mr. Evil.

His next door neighbor, the Battle Mech, was playing in the rainy puddles. Which is unusual for a robot. Mr. Evil stomped out of his house and said, "You took my flask, didn't you, Battle Mech?" and the Battle Mech said, "I haven't seen it." Mr. Evil screamed as loud as he could, then turned into Mr. Good. He said, "Well then, Battle Mech, you should come with me." The duo dressed in detective suits and drove through town.

They tried many places and many houses, trying to find the flask at the restaurant where the Waiter worked, trying to see if they had luck trying to search in Marilyn Monroe's place, and even diving under the sea where the merm-aid lived- it gave them green teeth for a month. Mr. Evil appeared and said, "I'm so mad I could just-" Then the Battle Mech said, "I haven't seen Mr. Good." Mr. Evil changed back into Mr. Good. "Oh thanks," said Mr. Good. "I must be changing back and forth. You know, there was a purple liquid in the flask before it disappeared, and I did see broken pieces of glass on the floor..."

"I haven't seen them," said the Battle Mech. Maybe that was some advice knocked into Mr. Good/Evil.
Zookeeper

She always wanted to own a zoo ever since she was a small child minifigure, and now, just look at her. She owns the cage that contains all of the hyper monkeys. She owns the cage and park where all of the crocodiles hang out. She feeds them fish every day. She feeds the fish treats every day as well. Ask her who owns any cage in the zoo, and she'll come raising her hand.

She comes to check on her animals every day as well. She asks them questions, waiting what seems like hours for an answer, but they only make whatever sound they can. Did you know that zebras and koalas sound very ugly? Well, now you know. She knows what healthy diets to give her animals, but they will not be happy if she comes and hands them diet pills. After all, they really have been putting on weight from all this feeding. She put the reminder on a notecard, but everybody forgets something.

She really runs a peculiar zoo. People have been complaining how she has crocodiles fighting with dragons in their cages, but the only thing this Zookeeper can do is suggest that they go to the optometrist. She has a case of the horrible rock monsters sneaking into the monkeys' cages, but she reminds herself that she just fed them monkey-nip the other day. She has to know that these things are true, but she's always so busy plunging the toilet in the outhouse are using the precious ticket machines!
Bandit

He's the trusty leader of The B Team. He's the most serious, and just kind of guides his fellow members. Their real leader is the General, but that is not saying much. He owns the military, and the Bandit owns The B Team. This bandit has to work with his trusty fellows, who are the Butcher, Minotaur, and Clockwork Robot. I know they're all from Series 6, but that's the best we could do.

They had been recently accused if a crime where a famous gangster robbed a bank. They looked at the Bandit, who isn't even a crook, and said, "Well, he looks like he's a bandit, so let's get him". The police went big on that and ended up taking the rest of The B Team in too. It was a sad life there. The Butcher couldn't cut any more meat, since the people at the cafeteria did it for him. The Minotaur lost his ax on the way, since the police described it as a "weapon". He kids you not, it's plastic. And the Clockwork Robot's batteries were charged in horrible gunky outlets.

When they finally got out, they decided to work in the military. The General had work for them to do, an he put them on sand duty. What's sand duty, you may ask? Read the next part of the story to find out!
Series 8

Series 8 was the eighth series of LEGO Minifigures. These came in black decorated blind bags, and there were 16 to collect. Bump codes or feeling minifigures in the pack were the way to find them, but it you want a surprise (which could involve duplicates), you would probably be better off just randomly shoving a number of packets you want into your shopping cart. At this point, like the past series, LEGO decided on five female minifigures to be in each series. This changed eventually.

## Minifigures to collect

* Evil Robot
* Conquistador
* Lederhosen Guy
* Cowgirl
* Football Player
* Diver
* Downhill Skier
* Businessman
* Fairy
* Santa
* Vampire Bat
* DJ
* Red Cheerleader
* Thespian
* Pirate Captain
* Alien Villainess

## Videos

Collectible Spot - Lego 8833 Minifigures Series 8 Blind Bags OPENING!By YouTuber The Review Spot, posted in 2012Collectible Spot - Lego 8833 Minifigures Series 8 Blind Bag...AgainBy YouTuber The Review Spot, posted in 2012
Essex

## Overview

Situated between the Earldom of East Anglia to the North and the River Thames to the South, the Earldom of Essex is a minor Ænglish autonomous region, ruled by Earl Eadweard Cerdicing who also reigns as Earl of Wessex and King of Ængland, thus making Essex an Junior partner of Wessex. Culturally and religiously Essex is very similar to it's big brother Wessex, consisting of Latin Christian Anglo-Saxons.

## Background

Formed in 527 by Æscwine, King of the East Saxons as a Kingdom for Saxon peoples migrating from Germany. The Kingdom of Essex would eventually be annexed by Wessex in 825.

## Relationships

### Wessex

The opinion of Essex about Wessex is very favourable, being a junior partner of the domain, policies regarding Wessex also effect Essex, that said the country is divided by this arrangement with many wanting Essex to have it's own Earl than to be dominated by Wessex.
Ringmaster

Everybody has their own job. This guy? His job is taming animals. Because of this, he's had a pretty action-packed life. He got thrown into the lion cage once and was forced to "tame the lions" but I really think the lions wanted to eat this minifigure instead of be tamed. He stayed in the arctic for a week because he had to "tame the polar bears", but the bears were very wild, and he tried to "tame the penguins", but they all just wanted his lunch of fish.

Because of this, he has quit his job. No more trying to tame animals and then having the result being him almost getting eaten alive. He decided to do something better: skydiving! Yeah, I know what you're thinking. That's even more dangerous then taming animals. Apparently, "dangerous" isn't really a word in his books. He opened a school on how to skydive.

Nobody joined! That was a bust. I guess that means he will have to get another job. He decided to tame animals "online". And if you don't know what that means, I suggest you've read enough and have gotten too afraid of animals after reading this!
Detective

Yep, that's the scream of the casual dame right in front of them big ol' doors. If clothes were not as retro and shiny as his magnifying glass, he'd be on easy street. Instead, he has an office right down on 49th street and a nasty relationship and with mysteries and disgusting but showing mysteries he's solved in the past. Besides, the dame's scream if music to his ears any day. After all, he isn't an opera critic. He's a private eye.

Yeah, that's him all right. Jamie Hunt. His name was just in the nick of time, before a dart shot the window of the cursed medical center, and that's when great business started. It's been raining for centuries, for all he can remember. He keeps two important things with him: One's a gun, and he keeps it loaded. Another's a bottle, and it keeps *him* loaded. So when the tall brunette opened the door with a case for him, business, to its great surprise, started.

She was the pushy type, the kind that'd break your heart, or maybe your arms. It was the casual type, since Jamie is used to this happening all the time. The brunette was losing patience, but the poor Jamie Hunt was just looking for clues. Since this was happening, the mystery was getting out of hand. He decided to use the full treatment on the dame. He showed her his big friend of caring and well, anesthesia, and she'd soon be taken to the medical center for a better life to be given to her. Until next time, folks. Until next time.
Warrior Woman

The Warrior Woman can easily be spotted. That's usually because she's always at the top of the war troops, commanding orders, but usually, it's because there are so many different bubbly characters in Series 10, that this one stands out with its shiny body armor, and exclusive hairpiece in black. Usually, there's a war every day, so everybody in the Spear and Shield warrior camp has to be careful what to do and what not to do.

The Warrior Woman is not to be messed with. I won't bore you with a war that happens every day with the Sword Warrior camp, so I'll give you a dos and dont's list of the Warrior camps. First of all, don't make fun of the Sword Warrior's, or you'll end up in a knot. Don't tell Xena (The name of the Warrior Woman) that she doesn't have a helmet, or she'll feed you a knuckle sandwich. Don't ever cut her hair, she likes as long as possible. Don't use a spear unless you have permission, and please don't make fun of anybody's footwear. if you do, they'l cut of your own feet and say, "How 'bout that?"

However, do make friends along the way! Xena is a very talented and professional warrior woman who can usually get rid of about a hundred warriors in a day just by using a spear. So interesting, right? And if you smell burning warrior, she probably got another one. And even though she doesn't have a helmet, she's still on the job any day!
Mr. Gold

12/21/23- My mother handed me a Lego Minifigures Series packet, but it was opened and I didn't know!!! It appeared to have pen marks on it, and weird tar stains, and lots and lots of lint on it, plus a sticky note that told me which minifigure was inside. It was a Series 10 packet, and it just said, "Gold Rush" on the sticky note.

However, she had been playing with the opened minifigure, as if she had opened it herself! So when a poured the used contents out, I found what seemed to be a Mr. Gold, but it was covered in this goopy tar mess that made me not see him very well. His staff and hat was missing, and one of his legs broke off! This was a weird sight.

The next day, I picked up a Series 10 packet in mint condition. I wound up with the Motorcycle Mechanic, which is threw on the ground and smashed into pieces. Yes, I had gotten Mr. Gold yesterday, but it wasn't in the best condition. Oh well, I guess people love Mr. Gold at the drop of a hat.
Surfer

You'll mostly find him at the beach, doing whatever he has to make the day at the hot beach a memorable one. One day, he decided to talk to the people that everybody knows exists and will roam the planet forever: girls. He tried talking to the Lifeguard, but she had some "abilities" to work on. He tried building a sand castle one day, and it actually succeeded pretty well. That was, until another surfer came and destroyed it. You could just feel his pain.

So he tried some surfing. He got on his surfboard and started paddling in the water. He got trampled by a dolphin, almost got eaten by a shark, and got pinched by a crab. And when he actually got to a big wave, he ended up like the guy from that one video he watches on the internet. Great video, it was, if you know what I'm talking about.

Because of this, he moved to chainsaws. He sells them at the beginning of the beach, which is a dorky shack called "Shacky Shack", where you can sell anything you want on the beach, except for Fabric Softener. This minifigure decided to sell his one chainsaws, which he made out of his surfboards, which he killed in a fire because of his bad experience. He now knows zippy-zap about them. Great change, at least in his opinion. Think about this when you decide to go surfing one day.
Graduate

School has been a great experience for this guy. He's studied some mathematics. He's created some boiling hot chemistry. But was there ever something he hasn't done? Go to his final day of learning: (Ahhh...) Graduation Day. He was about in his twenties, ready to leave (sniff) college. It has been a great experience for him. But he must leave.

Everyone had their own message in their diploma. This guy had one. He couldn't wait to see what was in it. Everyone was wearing different colored suits. A little bit of red there, and little bit of blue there. But he was clothed in black. He knew that this was the day. So when the main guy announced the graduation day, he knew he had to get up on stage and give a sp-sp-speech.

He choked twice, but didn't do so bad. He kept talking and talking and talking about his life story, and was ready to have his picture taken. He could either have his picture taken with him holding a portrait of him as a one year old, or a pair of pants. Don't even ask what he chose. Long story short, after leaving college, he's now considered a man. Oh man, now he needs to find a job!
Lawn Gnome

He doesn't really do much. He just sits and sits and sits for hours standing inanimate. He may think that's because he's a real gnome who just sits on a minifigure's lawn, but you're wrong. This guy even blinks during the day. He holds a fishing pole for a while, and so long that his arms get tired. It's been a long time since he's seen his friends, who were other gnomes waiting to be bought at the store. Then this guy was.

When his owner isn't looking, the Lawn Gnome tries to sneak out of the garden and over the gate, into his owner's car, and make his escape back to the antique store. It never mostly works, and his owner just finds him in the grass with that creepy smiling facial expression. What a weird world, his owner thinks. Little did he know that his Gnome was thinking too!

The Gnome planned an escape plan. He got up the middle of the night and started jumping over the gate and into the driveway. He went into the car and then thought that some music wasn't bad. He found a compartment where his owner kept all of the CDs, and opened it to find his owner in there. He screamed, and started driving away, but his owner was trying to drive him back home too. It was nuts. Eventually, they crashed into the antique store, and broke all of the poor gnomes. As of today, you will find the Lawn Gnome and his owner doing community service for our friendly shoppers.
Santa Claus

I don't want to spoil this page for you, since Santa is so iconic that everybody might be saying "I love this page." Oh, you sure will. Well, one day, on December 26th, Santa lay on his bed, tuckered out from bringing presents to children all around the world. He forgot one stop, which was in Mexico, but he soon corrected himself.

After eating dinner, Mrs. Claus told him to take the trash out. It was stuffed with stuffing. "Take the trash out?" Santa said in disbelief. "I deliver presents to children!" He was totally tired from the day before, when he stuffed the presents under the tree, or coal if the children were bad. He was not ready to take the trash out.

"Well, you can deliver the trash to the curb," replied his wife.

Double dare.
Pirate Captain

But wait. We can get back to the Thespian later. As for Hamlet, she found herself riding next to the Evil Knight from the past series. The Evil Knight she saw and tried to push her off, but Hamlet punched him in the nose and he fell off his donkey. Hamlet had never punched somebody before. It was new to her. However, she wasn't going to be in the medieval times for long. Another time portal from the Magician's Nephew appeared, and sucked Hamlet in.

She found herself on the plank of a pirate ship. Captain came over, held his sword with his only hand, and said, "Thou shalt walk the plank!" Hamlet was very scared. She took a few steps back. One more and she would've ended up as a shark's dinner. Captain and his other pirates were all cheering, shouting "Arrgh!" while they were at it. However, Hamlet remembered what she had done to the Evil Knight.

She punched Captain in the eye, even though he already was missing it. He tripped over a nail, and fell deep into the ship. The ship rattled and rocked, and turned sideways. The pirates, now sideways, fell into the sea and all died. Captain remained alive though, and pushed Hamlet off the ship. Hamlet closed her eyes, knowing she would be eaten- but she wasn't! Another portal sucked her in and spit her out back into the play in the beginning of this story. "I've got one," said the Magician's Nephew in the crowd. "Now for the others!"

**TBC**
Mechanic

If your car needs a boost, he'll give you one. Really, if your car needs any kind of help, he's there for you. Sure, he's covered in grease and oil and will probably get a skin infection one day, but he only needs to focus on two things: His heavy-mechanic ways, and his wavy Elvis hairdo. That's his biggest dream in life: to get a girlfriend.

Sure, he'll fix your car and stuff, but he likes girls on the street. *Uptown* girls. He lives in the big streets of New York City, where the Caveman from Series 1 lives. I think we should stop mentioning that. He has a wrench and a toolbox with him at all times, but he doesn't really fix your car that much, since he's looking out of his shop for girls. Once he's done fixing you car, he'll hand you a rocket engine or an anti-car and tell you that you can ride in it. He hands you a snack from the vending machine in case you're hungry and a book in case you're bored. However, minifigures don't read while they drive.

He tried talking to a girl once. This was when he was fixing his car, and decided that he wanted to show her off his cool car ways. So for the first time in his life, he gave the person who needed their car fixed a total 40s car. They were satisfied with their new look. The girl was impressed. So the Mechanic continued this. He gave people better cars, so he got better business, more money, and more impressed girls. He gave all his money to the girls, so that's probably why they're so rich. After all, this guy gets more customers every day... which just means more impressed girls in his opinion!
Tribal Chief

He is a nerdy leader of the Native American Tribes, and unlike the last one, I'm actually going to be making this one a story about him, himself, and nobody else. The tribe lived west, in the western times, if you don't remember that LEGO set from the 90s. If this guy finds a mountain, he'll climb it, if he finds a river, he'll swim over it (after making sure there are no crocodiles or a bridge), and if he finds an arctic place (that would be unnecessary), he'll put on way more protective clothing and walk through it.

He's always encouraging his fellow minifgures to join him on his quest. And it always comes out of the possibilities of trial and error. He tells his minifigures to come, and they do, and sometimes they don't. His goal in life and is to go everywhere, anywhere, to find a home. The western hasn't been a good experience, so they need to find a different home, and this chief is always up for searching. He just loves adventures.

Eventually, he found one. It was at the top of a mountain way outside the western. he took his fellows up there, and set home. They might have lost a few feathers on the way, but this was good for them. They ate some interesting snowy food, drank some high quality H2O, and had a great time there. That is, until they find their next home. The chief is always up for another adventure that comes along his way!
Red Cheerleader

This story contains a problem and a solution, but then another problem.

Her excessive cheering has caused a great many awful ear pains to come over the stadium in games. She says it's for their own good, since her sister is stuck in Brussels without a map or passport, or great enough love. She always cheered for America, but since she understands English the best and always gets negative feedback, she's had so much she wants to move to France now. Not Brussels. Been there, done that.

Of course, you know that every single Cheerleader story I write cannot be complete without falling for someone. The Red Cheerleader, who gets the name of Anna Sykes, met a boy. One, about, say, 15. After the big game, including Sykes exploding in anger at the announcer for all of this negativity, Mickey Williams met her. The only question she asked was, "Wow, so you're named after the Disney character?"

Since this love lasted, she suddenly remembered something. She got angry at her love one day, because she remembered the story of the other Cheerleader who had to pay a fortune to get to Brussels! She threw a can of beans at him, slammed the door, and dumped him. Mickey Williams still didn't hate sports though. He was pretty upset, since his favorite shirt was covered in beans. But he didn't give up, even if Sykes had socked him in the stomach a minute ago.

So he invented hockey.
Minotaur

He may look alarming, but really, he just got half-turned into a bull when he was in his early ages. He isn't here to hurt you. He's here to be in this story. He has three greats friends, who are the Bandit, Butcher, and Clockwork Robot. If you have already read the first two parts, him and the rest of The B Team were being put to a different job in the military. The General had assigned them to tank class.

There, they learned how to drive a tank. They learned how to fire, and all that stuff. I won't bore you with all the boring stuff that you have to learn so you can drive a tank, but it's important. After all, they were learning some great stuff there. When the General and The B Team went for their first ride in the tank. The General forced The Minotaur to drive since he looked to most fierce. He did have a bull's body.

He practiced driving it, and when he was using the controls, he accidentally pressed the explosion button, and exploded the nearby mountain. The General kicked them out of the tank at once because of this. He loved that mountain. The B Team though all hope was lost, since they couldn't find a good enough job in the military... or did they?
Gladiator

People came to the LEGO-sossuem to see everything that was going to happen one day. This little Gladiator was forced to dual with a great monster, who everyone said was dangerous, incredibly deadly, and very, very fierce. People wanted to see him in LEGO pieces at the end of the battle. He had a few fried sausages on his neck. The announcer counted to three, and released the great monster.

The great monster didn't want to hurt this little guy. he just wanted some lunch. So went for his sausages. The Gladiator was hungry too, so he ate some to help. He then set down a little picnic and he and the great monster had some lunch. The great monster thanked him for his meal, and let him win. The Gladiator had won. Everybody was unsatisfied. They wanted to see some body parts. A vendor suggested to a female minifigure to eat one of their delicious sausage scoops, which were very small and, like, 20 dollars. After she had an argument and finally payed the price, she almost hurled over what she ate.

The Gladiator had won the battle. He and the great monster became great friends. Every day, they ate sausages for lunch and had a great time. There's something to learn from this story: sometimes people just want to be your friend! And on top of that, please to not eat those awful sausage scoops!
Tennis Ace

As always with minifigures, and in this case, Series 7, we always have to have a story about a sport. Well, fine. He was out in the tennis court with the Tennis Player (totally different minifigure), playing a very nice tennis game. Well, not really. The Tennis Ace was getting little parts here and there all wrong. He didn't hit the ball once. In the other side, however, the Tennis Player had been playing very very well! But this was because she always won every game.

After the game (which the Tennis Player won, of course), they were in their changing rooms, putting back on their regular clothes. The two changing rooms, which were the boy's and girl's, were stapled together, so they could hear everything they were saying. The Tennis Player seemed to be reading something from her phone, thought the Tennis Ace, since she was reading steps for something. The Tennis Player's last sentence she read out loud was "Step 10: Put bracelet around your wrist and win every game".

The Tennis Ace knew. So he told everybody. They all knew now! So when the Tennis Ace and Tennis Player were up for another game of tennis, he told her to take off her bracelet. At first she was playing innocent and said, "What bracelet?". But then, she decided to reveal the truth. She took it off, and they both had a very wobbly tennis game together. Who won, that I do not know.
Fortune Teller

Please don't come into her place. If you do, you'll find millions of dairies inside with forbidden locks on them, hippie piece signs, trees, and tarot cards. Oh, and a big lampshade that predicts the future. Then you'll find the Fortune Teller, who will tell you to please have a seat. She'll pick up a card, and then tell you to pick another one.

After picking up cards for the next seven minutes, you will see the future through the lampshade. The Fortune Teller will take her handkerchief and cover one side of the lampshade with it. Then she'll speak some unknown language, snatch the light bulb from the lampshade and show you the future inside. You'll feel like a total idiot, as you're staring into the light bulb, babbling. You'll see in the future that your best friends are at a funeral. Perhaps your funeral. After you finally are done finding out the future and screaming, the Fortune Teller will give you a fortune cookie, shrug her shoulders, pick up a tarot card, and disappear. How does she do that?

While you're munching down on your fortune cookie, you remembered the funeral, and sense, the food didn't go down the esophagus properly, you start choking. When you finally hawk up he pulp, you trip over a ball. Perhaps a trip of death?! Then when you pop your leg, you sneeze over so much flower pollen. Then you experience the butterfly effect. Then you stumble into a grave, where your friends are crying. You start crying too. But they recognize that you're there with the guests.

"What are you doing here at the grave of the Fortune Teller?" one of your friends asks. "You weren't invited."
Surfer Girl

I won't bore you with another story about the beach, since we've had so many of those, just read about the Lifeguard, the Surfer, etc. This particular girl doesn't just surf to the turf, she also goes deep into the ocean. Not deep, I mean deep-deep. The deepest deep can be. She doesn't know how to swim super well, so she almost drowns everywhere in the ocean she goes, but you have to know, she loves it.

She always is in the Pacific Ocean. Yeah, that's right, the biggest ocean in the world. But to her, the bigger, the better. She would take days and days to get through the whole ocean, but she goes deep just to find the biggest wave there is. A giant tsunami (a Japanese word, actually) came to her one day, and she knew she had found something. Something *fast* and *furious*!

The wave followed her for days and days back to the seashore, and eventually, she got a chance to show the giant tidal wave to her friends. She wondered why they were all running away and yelling "Ahh!" while they were at it. The result was several splashes and with the fact that this Surfer Girl didn't really know how to swim, her death was waiting for her. She entered the elevator to the clouds, but first needed to get her surfboard!
Series 1

Series 1 is the first series of minifigures from the line. In came out in 2010. They came in yellow decorated blind bags that were fairly small, and had one minifigure inside to collect. There were 16 minifigures to collect. For those who didn't know, that's how LEGO made their minifigure line for a long time. Most of the minifigure choices in this series were simple occupations.

## Minifigures to collect

* Tribal Hunter
* Cheerleader
* Caveman
* Circus Clown
* Zombie
* Skater
* Robot
* Demolition Dummy
* Magician
* Super Wrestler
* Nurse
* Ninja
* Spaceman
* Forestman
* Deep Sea Diver
* Cowboy

## Videos

S1 Lego MiniFigures Series 1 60-count UnboxingPosted by YouTuber RaceGrooves in 2013
Baseball Player

A terrible incident happened one day, while he was playing baseball with his friends at his house. Somebody hit a home run while slapping the ball's butt and the ball went straight for the guy that you're reading about. He wondered why the ball was getting bigger as it got closer. Then it hit him. An ambulance had to be called, and the Baseball Player was taken in. To the hospital, I meant.

A doctor visited him that day. She asked, "So, what's your problem?". "I don't really know", the Baseball Player answered. The doctor told him that if he didn't know what it meant, it must mean that he had amnesia. The doctor suggested he should get a lobotomy. "A Lobotomy?!" the Baseball Player asked in despair. So the doctor took out a mallet and suggested anesthesia. The Baseball Player was so confused that he took the mallet and hit the doctor in the head. She fell to the floor. Then the Baseball Player remembered what the terrible accident was.

The ball fell to the floor. Just like the doctor.