Schlattcoin

A picture of a gold nugget, the base item renamed as a Schlattcoin

**Schlattcoin** is a legitimate cryptocurrency managed by Jschlatt and ConnorEatsPants. Players must give Jschlatt 20 diamonds and they will receive a coin from Jschlatt (represented by a renamed gold nugget) as well as a certificate of ownership from ConnorEatsPants (signed book) when the coin is ready for them to have. Most authentic coins belong to ItsAsaii but many other members such as Michaelmcchill, Voiceover Pete, YoitsGold, Dinkster Daily, and Wilbur Soot have also invested. As an investment, **Schlattcoin's** value only increases over time, guaranteeing major returns on investment.

## History

The idea for **Schlattcoin** was provided by a member of Jschlatt's chat one day, and later that day was brought to fruition by Schlatt himself. He built a small booth at spawn where players would drop 20 diamonds into a hopper, which fed into a ~~scam~~ chest, from which Schlatt would collect the diamonds, and then mint a **Schlattcoin** for the player.

Soon after the stand was built, Asaii became **Schlattcoin's** very first investor, giving Schlatt 120 diamonds in exchange for 6 **Schlattcoins**. The transaction was performed behind a brick wall, so as to prevent Connor, who was nearby (Schlatt & Co. had yet to be founded), from seeing Asaii's certificate of ownership, thereby enabling him to commit fraud.

During the exchange, Asaii revealed that he was, in fact, gay, by kissing Schlatt. This prompted Schlatt to break down the wall and run from Asaii. Schlatt kept repeating that he was going to kill himself but quickly realized that killing himself because of a gay person would likely get him in trouble with Twitch.

After calming down, Schlatt returned to Connor, who gave 20 diamonds to Schlatt, expecting a **Schlattcoin** in return. However, Schlatt had, in fact, boofed Connor, and had no intention of ever giving him a **Schlattcoin**. This resulted in Connor going into Schlatt's basement and stealing back his diamonds, as well as Asaii's. When Schlatt attempted to kill Connor in hopes of getting the diamonds back, Connor placed a bucket of lava, thus burning all the diamonds so Schlatt couldn't have them. This resulted in the ConnorEatsPants vs. Jschlatt court case.

## ConnorEatsPants vs. Jschlatt Court Case

After Connor destroyed the diamonds Schlatt had received from Connor and Asaii, Schlatt took Connor to court, demanding compensation for the destroyed diamonds. Connor’s defense was that **Schlatt** had obtained said diamonds through illegitimate means, and thus was not entitled to compensation for their destruction.

Ted Nivison, the judge ruled in Connor's favor but allowed Jschlatt to contest the decision through a trial of strength, which Schlatt immediately did, killing Connor with a diamond axe. Neither party ultimately received compensation. They soon after entered into business together founding Schlatt & Co.

## Schlatt & Co. Coin Sales

After the ConnorEatsPants vs. Jschlatt court case, the two founded Schlatt & Co. From that point on, **Schlattcoin** would be sold jointly by Connor and Jschlatt instead of just Schlatt. This gives the company a sales advantage by having two people pressure the buyer instead of one. This, combined with Schlatt's signature **funny mic,** makes resisting purchasing the coin impossible.

In return for several glowstone blocks and some gold, YoitsGold received the 5th **Schlattcoin**. Schlatt and Connor initially attempted to scam him and keep the **Schlattcoin** from him but Gold's diamond armor and sword intimidated them too much. At this point, Connor displayed his true devotion to his boss, Schlatt, by risking his life and hitting Gold away, allowing Schlatt to run away and escape. He accidentally knocked him in the wrong direction and Gold immediately caught up with Schlatt and killed him. In response, Schlatt liquidated more of Connor's share so that the shares were now a 30% / 70% split in order to try and teach Connor to be more assertive.

Several weeks later, SkyDoesMinecraft joined SMP Live, and Schlatt offered him one **Schlattcoin** for the discounted price of a single piece of Lapis Lazuli. Sky gave Schlatt at least a full stack of Lapis but never received a **Schlattcoin** in return, as far as we know.

Roughly a week after that, CaptainSparklez joined the server, and Schlatt offered him five **Schlattcoins** at a discounted price, although exactly what this price was never specified, and Jordan never took Schlatt up on his offer.

On June 11th, 2019 the **Schlattcoin** economy took a hit when the ledger containing verification for every **Schlattcoin** in existence was destroyed. In a scuffle containing Jschlatt, 24 Frames of Nick, and Weest, lava placed by 24 Frames of Nick destroyed the ledger voiding all previously distributed **Schlattcoins**.