Sweat Pants Ninja

Sweat Pants Ninja by Agustian Noor.

Sweat Pants Ninja entered the ring without I.D. or digital history. Though her true identity is a mystery, she conspicuously wears the famous #15 jersey of notorious solar-bike racer Sophia Kim!

She fights in the style of the Healing Fist. This brutal technique was developed the elder Kims of the Kim clan and is based on "the curative powers of getting your ass beat."

Sweat Pants often relies on the element of surprise. She was known for ambushing unsuspecting opponents to force them into impromptu matches. Her defining characteristic is an immediate, unfaltering willingness to challenge opponents which far outclass her. Every defeat is a chance to learn from  someone stronger than her.

This reckless desire to learn from the best was Sweat Pants' biggest strength and also her fatal flaw: the Tarbaby was far beyond her ability and did not spare her life.

## #15

Sophia Kim spent her youth racing ILLEGAL SOLAR-POWERED MOTORCYCLES through Alpine and the bordering regions. Unlike most racers of her time, she did not face jail-time on the rare occasion she was apprehended by the police. Her connection to the Kim Clan was more than enough for them to look the other way.

Sweat Pants used the unique immunity her position afforded her to liberate all racers who faced imprisonment. Her disregard for the arbitrary rules of the state inspired a whole generation. In her racing career, she implemented measures which made solar-bike racing a mainstay of the American Territories. The popularity of the races fed into the birthed a gray-market trading system which did much to loosen the stranglehold Alpine held over the population.

## Disappearance

One day, Sophia disappeared. Many believed her life was claimed by the "South Canyon Anomaly," but no one, even the Kim Clan, ever truly knew her fate. This makes it all the more interesting that the young fighter calling herself Sweat Pants Ninja appears wearing Sophia's jersey.

## FIGHT HISTORY

ROOKIES: KUMA V. SWEAT PANTS

Celebrity or no, Sweat Pants was going to pay her dues to live in the Preservation like everyone else. Fine with her; she came to learn to fight. Her first opponent Kuma laid her out like a dead battery. What might look like a huge failure to some looked like a learning experience to Sweat Pants.

AMBUSH: ASHA V. SWEAT PANTS

What power! The way Asha dented that old scientist guy's head with her folding chair made Sweat Pants drool for a chance to learn from this alluring, mysterious and powerful woman. She relied heavily on her speed and did shockingly well against Asha, taking the opportunity to learn some sick moves.

FUZZY: SWEAT PANTS V. KUMA

After picking up a thing or two from Asha, Sweat Pants needed to apply what she'd learned. She sought out her first opponent and ambushed her in her cabin. Kuma was wearing nothing but her pajamas and in the middle of brushing her teeth when Sweat Pants attacked her; nonetheless, Kuma humored her. No harm in teaching her another lesson. Unfortunately, she grossly underestimated Sweat Pants' resolve and the plucky ninja took her first victory and left Kuma with the bitter taste of defeat and toothpaste in her mouth.

AMBUSH #2: LEGEND V. SWEAT PANTS

Sweat Pants saw the power Legend had when he and Supastank destroyed the Scrapyard. This made him the perfect person to ambush for her next lesson. Legend dealt with Sweat Pants in spectacular fashion, landing a decisive victory and putting Sweat Pants into traction.

CARNAGE AT CANNIBAL COURT

Fresh from the infirmary after getting beat down by Legend, Sweat Pants attends the fights in no condition to participate but hoping to pick up some pointers. She's watching the fights the whole night before she notices some men carrying an unconscious Asha to a discreet location on the edge of the arena. When the cannibals attack and all hell breaks loose, Sweat Pants throws her crutch down and jumps in to kick some ass. Asha is just beginning to recover and Sweat Pants protects her until she regains full consciousness. They fight together the remainder of the attack, surviving the onslaught. Everything seems okay until a mysterious woman (Belladonna) suddenly appears and knocks them both out.

PEE DRINKERS #1: SPIKE/LOVETRAILS V. SWEAT PANTS

Reeling from the kick she took to the head and drunk off fermented cannibal pee, Sweat Pants is in no condition to fight but that won't stop her from getting some experience. She charges in against Spike and Lovetrails (who had been in their groove for hours) only to get laser-balled to the face and find herself on the brink of death.

PEE DRINKERS #3, ASHA SNAPS: SWEAT PANTS/ASHA V. CHISEL/GRISTLE

Since Asha and Sweat Pants lost their respective matches, they are sent to Gristle and Chisel to be executed. Sweat Pants is in the worst condition she will ever be in her entire life. She stumbles around, completely unsure of her surroundings. Her partner, Asha, is not much better off but Asha does have some creepy empathetic powers. Though they are forbidden and a severe no-no in the eyes of all her teachings, this is a life-and-death situation and Asha is far beyond the point of inhibition. Asha gets in Chisel's head, projecting an image which leads to her killing her own brother, Gristle. Truth be told, Asha would never be able to explain how she managed this feat or duplicate it.

Sweat Pants's brain and body are still messed up from the laser ball; she spends this fight staggering around and yelling directions and nonsense at Asha and their two opponents. Her face and mind are totally jacked from the laser ball she took in her last fight from Spike.

AMBUSH #3: SHISO V. SWEAT PANTS

Time has passed and Sweat Pants has recovered from her experiences in the caverns. She still wants to train with the best and that means Shiso. How Sweat Pants knows about Shiso is ambiguous. This fight is all about the action and never told from Sweat Pants point of view..

GROWTH: SWEAT PANTS V. BELLADONNA GREAVES

After all this time, Sweat Pants finally recalled the face of the woman who knocked her out that night before she was taken underground...and a face is all she needs. It took her a while but she finally tracks the woman down and squares off against Belladonna in a truly awesome location. After delivering her a defeat, Bella wishes her well, apologizes for knocking her out that night and explains why she did so.

SQUATTER'S RIGHTS: SWEAT PANTS V. TAIPEI SUGAR

Taipei Sugar catches an unauthorized invader sneaking around Rinkutown. They fight in the back hallway and Sugar likes what she sees. She offers Sweat Pants a contract in Rinkutown and Sweat Pants accepts.

PRISONER'S DILLEMMA: SWEAT PANTS NINJA V FOOT 3

Sweat Pants first contracted fight in Rinkutown is against the Fistfoot, who she recognizes from Bella's description. She takes a victory over him, which he later blames on his injuries, having "just been laser-beamed through the chest" a few days earlier. Sweat Pants notes his jons but takes the victory happily.

GAS, GOLD AND EXCUSES: WILLIE BROWN V. SWEAT PANTS NINJA

Riding high on her victory over the Fistfoot, Sweat Pants goes back to scope the new competitors in Scrapyard and make some bike deals. Unfortunately, she gets busted by Willie for trying to sell her bike parts and he beats her up. After the fight, Willie admits he likes her moxy and makes her a deal: she can trade bike parts in the region if she signs a contract for a few more fights in the Scrapyard.

Heading into Season 3, this makes Sweat Pants Ninja a truly unique fighter. She has the worst win record, second most amount of fights, but also the only fighter to have a contract in both the Preservation and Rinkutown!

SEASON 4

NO DOORS, NO WINDOWS: SWEAT PANTS V. APSU

In the same NPC style as she acted against Shiso, Sweat Pants comes to beat up Apsu. On this surface, it's for stealing and destroying her bike on his attack on Rinkutown but there are so many reasons why this former-star needs a good dose of the Healing Fist.

Apsu, who is at his lowest moment, has no idea who she is and views this figure dressed in black as an angel of death.

Shortly after this, Sweat Pants escapes Alpine forces during the invasion of the Preservation to rendezvous with Ai Kunai in their assault on Tarbaby. This is where she loses her life.

SEASON 7

DEALIN' WITH THE DARKNESS: SWEAT PANTS NINJA V. FISTFOOT

For reasons far too top secret to reveal, Fistfoot and the latest Sweat Pants Ninja mix it up. Foot is in his prime now and takes the victory.