Angry Nuns Against Katy Perry

Logo since November 26, 2021

**Angry Nuns Against Katy Perry** (abbreviated **ANAKP**) is a non-profit community organisation founded by American singer and label executive Katy Perry in 2015, under the name Angry Nuns Against Adam Levine (abbreviated ANAAL). The initial goal of the organisation was to rebuke foul and disgusting men, such as Adam Levine and Troye Sivan, by spreading the word of the Lord - and also provide community services for the nuns at the convent. As Levine had retired from the industry, the members agreed to change the organisation's name to Angry Nuns Against Troye Sivan (abbreviated ANATS) in early 2021.

On November 26, 2021, an emergency meeting was chaired by founder Perry. However, during the meeting, news came to light that Perry was not actually a nun, resulting in her expulsion from the community. Carrie Underwood would then assume the role of chairwoman, and the organisation would then be renamed to Angry Nuns Against Katy Perry, with a differing mission statement. The organisation would still provide community services to the convent, but would now rebuke fake nuns such as Perry instead of the men previously targeted.

## Background and History

Angry Nuns Against Katy Perry was founded in 2015, under its original name of Angry Nuns Against Adam Levine. ANAAL was founded by Katy Perry, with the help of fellow industry artists Taylor Swift and Bonnie McKee. The organisation would aim to spread the word of the Lord while rebuking their main target; Adam Levine. Perry and the other members of the community would embrace any chance they could to disrupt Levine's livelihood, as they held a complete distate for his personality, his menimist ways and his music career. ANAAL would also provide community services to the religious convents in the area, where they would recruit new members for the organisation.

Levine retired from the industry after his final album *In Cœlo/In Inferno* in 2018. By this time, ANAAL had further developed its aims to no longer rebuke only Levine, but also other men similar to him in personality and sexuality, such as competing label executive Troye Sivan. In February of 2021, an emergency meeting was chaired in hopes of searching for missing member Swift, who had recently disappeared. New attendees such as Ariana Grande and Carrie Underwood would also come along to the meeting - where Underwood would receive the role of official graphic designer for the organisation. Republican senator Gwen Stefani was also invited to the meeting but was unable to show up due to personal commitments. During this meeting, it was announced that Sivan was set to receive his first number-one album in three years with *MANIA*. Recognising that Sivan was now the biggest threat to the ladies, the members agreed to officially change the name of the organisation to Angry Nuns Against Troye Sivan.

After the name change, a new logo for ANATS was designed and published by Underwood. In addition, the ladies would raise funds for the organisation by hosting a bake sale at the local church. The Blessed Madonna would be responsible for hosting the bake sale - which would later turn out to be a huge success. By the summer of 2021, missing member Swift still hadn't been found. However reports claimed that she had been spotted in Nashville. Perry would send Underwood on an all-expenses paid working vacation, alongside friend Christina Aguilera, to Nashville to search for her on July 2, 2021. However, their search turned up no results.

On November 19, 2021, Perry would return home from a trip to Uganda where she was intending to meet up with friend Perrie Edwards. Unfortunately, this whole trip was a scheme concoted by Sivan in conjuction with Underwood's nemesis Miranda Lambert. Vowing revenge, she scheduled an emergency meeting of ANATS for the following week. At the meeting, it was revealed that missing member Swift had finally been found, however she had no recollection of the fellow nuns or her time spent at the organisation. The meeting took a turn for the worse, when the members received a news alert that a nun involved in a court battle with Perry had recently passed away. After discovering that Perry was not actually a nun, and the concept of the organisation was based on a lie, Perry was shunned and bullied out of the meeting and her membership and founder status forcibly revoked.

Underwood would be promoted to the role of chairwoman, replacing Perry. The members then voted and agreed to once again rename the organisation - this time to Angry Nuns Against Katy Perry. Underwood and the members would now rewrite the aims of the organisation - still providing the same community services as before, but no longer rebuking the same archetype of men; instead rebuking fake nuns such as Perry. A new logo would be designed by Underwood and premiered on the same evening.

## Services

While the ANAKP community mostly spends its time rebuking fake nuns, and formerly certain archetypes of men, the ANAKP community also provides certain services to the religious convents nearby. This includes but is not limited to confession, therapy and counselling. In addition, members of the ANAKP community often volunteer at the convents for specific events, and have also hosted fundraisers such as bake sales there.

## Marketing and Advertising

ANAKP's main form of marketing is provided in the form of their logo. The first logo, originally for their initial name of Angry Nuns Against Adam Levine, was designed by founder Katy Perry, using the font HIVNonRetro, personally selected by Perry. After the organisation changed its name to Angry Nuns Against Troye Sivan, Underwood was officially promoted to the role of graphic designer and would re-design the logo for the new name, using the font Christmas Time. The logo would receive a third design after the name change to Angry Nuns Against Katy Perry, using Perry's personal font Katy Berry.

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## Controversies

The Angry Nuns Against Katy Perry community have had their fair share of controversies. Since their founding, certain menimist groups and LGBT+ organisations have spoke out against ANAKP for their treatment of menimists and gay men. Founder Katy Perry refused to deny these claims, but would specifically ignore and laugh at them.

The biggest controversy for the ANAKP community was on November 26, 2021, during an emergency meeting. Breaking news was reported that the organisation's founder Perry was not actually a nun, and had been in a legal battle with an actual nun that died later on due to the stress and turmoil of the court case. It was then revealed that the organisation was essentially a sham, using the cover of a religious community to take down those individuals whom Perry specifically hated. Due to these revelations, Perry was forcibly expelled from the organisation, being replaced by Carrie Underwood effective immediately. The organisation was then renamed officially to Angry Nuns Against Katy Perry, as Perry became the main target for the disruptive plans of the organisation.

## Notable Members

Current Members

* Carrie Underwood, Chairwoman (2021 - Present), Graphic Designer (2021 - Present), Member (2021 - Present)
* Ariana Grande, Member (2021 - Present)
* Gwen Stefani, Member (2021 - Present)
* The Blessed Madonna, Member (2021 - Present)

Former Members

* Katy Perry, Founder, Chairwoman (2013 - 2021), Member (2013 - 2021)
* Taylor Swift, Member (2015 - 2021)
* Bonnie McKee, Member (2015)