My Ballz Itch

**my\_ballz\_itch** (January 25th, 1936) is the former leader of the State of Georgia, the Republic of Albania, the Second Republic of Albania, and the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.

## Life

Born in an unknown location and raised by unknown parents, my\_ballz\_itch developed a reputation for a confrontational personality and hot temper. From the little remaining early historical texts left after the destruction of his multiple countries as well as from information grafted from captured journals, he was known to question authority, rebel against his peers, and revel in chaos.

His first step into politics was his campaign for New Rawabi School District Superintendent, which failed miserably. However, the President of the GTR, 77brickman05, saw potential in him, and decided to name him keeper of the grounds in Caja de Toques, his vacation home at the time. Eventually, ballz\_itch would develop the area into a small hamlet and the location would soon become the country of Georgia.

## Presidency of Georgia and Albania

my\_ballz\_itch's early presidency of Georgia and Albania was fraught with issues, experiencing many attempted coups and takeovers, the first few months of Georgia's existence were particularly unstable. During a terraforming project, disaster struck after GTR contractors accidentally opened a dimensional rift, which according to some Albanian historians, allowed an elder god to pass through, which destroyed 35% of the Georgian peninsula's landmass. Seeing this, my\_ballz\_itch and 77brickman05 immediately rushed in to battle the vile beast, soon slaying it and saving the Realm from certain doom. Almost all historians and scholars outside of Albania believe this is likely an elaborate and ego-inflating story designed to cover up incompetence in construction, given that there is no photographic or ecological evidence to back the claims of this erroneous saga. Even Brickman and the GTR have attempted to distance themselves from such a story.

Afterwards, my\_ballz\_itch constructed his Presidential Mansion upon the sink hole as well as the former grounds of Brickman's Caja de Toques mansion, which can still be seen today, however the mansion has been mostly destroyed after the UN seizure of the peninsula. Soon after, my\_ballz\_itch decided to change the name of the nation to Albania, citing the large majority of newly-arrived Albanian immigrants living in the territory.

After the placement of a Dexistanian naval base off the coast of Albania in January 2020, both sides began to allege border violations and military aggression towards each other. These tensions would culminate in the First Great Realm War after an Albanian submarine struck a Dexistanian patrol boat in Albanian waters in February of 2020. Although Albania itself was not directly harmed in the war, it was the catalyst for the invasion by the UN, mere days after a treaty had been signed.

Due to claims of human rights abuses and extensive corruption made by primarily Japanese diplomats, the UN voted unanimously on March 13th, 2020 to invade the small nation with Japanese Emperor Fung Wah saying "Albania has essentially become a racisto [sic] terry state and must be stabilized for the sake of the people of the nation." However, even after the invasion, my\_ballz\_itch evaded capture and became a fugitive for several months, traveling throughout every country on the Realm, detailing his misadventures in his hit autobiographical piece "It's a Long Way to the Top".

## Presidency of the Second Republic of Albania

Soon after coming out of hiding, my\_ballz\_itch was ceded yet another plot of land by GTR surveyors and this time began constructing a new and larger nation. Bordering the GTR territory of Tierra Plana, it began stockpiling firearms, artillery, high-grade explosives, and aircraft. Many rumors still persist to this day about the possession of an illegal nuclear weapon, however, no conclusive evidence concerning this has come to light yet. With the aid of the GTR, it repatriated many former Albanian citizens to Yugoslavia, boosting its fledgling population and industrial base.

Nevertheless, the nation was again doomed from the start, Japanese and Dexistanian lobbying within the UN alleged the sponsorship of terrorism by the Yugoslavian government and an overwhelming vote in the UN again led to the destruction of the nation during the Second Great Realm War, which initially laid in ruins under direct GTR control. However, after several months of direct occupation, the Free Republic of Albania was formed in collaboration with the GTR and became at least nominally independent.

## Presidency of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia

After again going into hiding, my\_ballz\_itch founded his fourth and final country, Yugoslavia, a socialist single party dictatorship in January of 2021. His biggest nation in size to date and with a massive pre-existing industrial complex to boot, some could say it was his most successful. It was formed out of colonial territory of Dexistan and the GTR and as such had excellent relations with these countries, culminating in the construction of a Friendship Bridge between the Dexistanian territory of the Gaza Strip and the Yugoslavian mainland.

It soon became very powerful for its size, constructing large projects of which had never before been seen in the Balkan region, a massive library stocked to the brim with many tomes of books, a newspaper; the Sarajevo Stormer, and even a great Temple of Knowledge and Enlightenment atop a hill which still stands to this day despite the horrific self-inflicted bombings of the Yugoslav-Israeli War. With huge potential and many prospects seemingly in its future, Yugoslavia seemed to be the up-and-coming power in the Balkan area but due to New Israeli pressure backed by Japan, the country collapsed during the Yugoslav-Israeli War with its only ally being Tibet in an unofficial capacity. After the death of my\_ballz\_itch and the collapse of Yugoslavia, the territory was occupied and reorganized as New Slavia by Arstotzka.

## Faked Death

On March 1st, 2021, my\_ballz\_itch was seen being transported to Princeton Plainsboro Hospital. According to newly discovered documents discovered under [THIS TEXT BLOCKED IN YOUR LOCALITY BY THE OFFICE OF NATIONAL SECURITY], this was all part of a plot to allow ballz\_itch to drop into hiding to ride out the New Israeli-Yugoslav War in relative safety. Additional information has yet to be provided on the origin of these events.

## Rise to Power in the Free Republic of Albania

During his time spent in hiding, ballz\_itch attended rallies and senate hearings under a pseudonym and using a disguise (some speculate this to be a Groucho Marx mask) , he learned of the GTR decolonization of the Free Republic of Albania, and worked with an anonymous donor to secure a position in the provisional senate currently in power as of January 28,2022.