New Year's Hell

* Hiddenlich\*Hiddenlich pulls off his glove, and observes the damage on his bionic hand
* 11:57WaluigiofthegodsSimon
* You have a bionic hand?
* 11:58HiddenlichHiddenlich: Having an arm chopped off isn't as fun as it seems
* Hiddenlich: Cybernetics has greatly improved over the years, but there is much room for improvement
* 11:59Beckitten27Beck: \*thinks\* wow, this is boring. i should have just stayed home
* 11:59HiddenlichHiddenlich: Where did you get this RV Simon?
* 12:00Beckitten27Beck: \*sees people talking\* \*is curious\* \*decides it would be rude to interrupt\*
* 12:00WaluigiofthegodsSimon: I got it from Ketta.
* 12:01HiddenlichHiddenlich looks out the window, and sees a topless Mustang drive by
* Hiddenlich: Who's driving?
* 12:02Beckitten27Beck: \*is bored\*
* 12:02HiddenlichAlly: Hey Beck
* 12:02WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I think Jesse`s coming!
* 12:02Garbled Red TextHey
* 12:03Hiddenlich
* \*The RV goes over a huge bump
* 12:03Beckitten27Beck: hi
* 12:03Garbled Red Textthe (wave) wasn't necessary
* 12:03HiddenlichHiddenlich hits the ceiling of the RV
* 12:03Garbled Red Text\*NGR-667 appears
* 12:03HiddenlichHiddenlich: Youch!
* 12:04Garbled Red TextNGR-667: WHAT DID I MISS?!
* 12:04WaluigiofthegodsSimon: Hey GRT!
* 12:04Garbled Red TextNGR-667: Call me Nick
* 12:04HiddenlichAlly: I haven't seen the ball drop before
* 12:05Garbled Red TextNGR-667: What ball>
* 12:05HiddenlichHiddenlich: The New Year's Ball
* 12:06WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Come with me everybody! Jesses here!
* 12:06Garbled Red TextNGR-667: Who's Jesse?
* The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat.
* 12:06WaluigiofthegodsSimon:He's my friend!
* 12:07HiddenlichHiddenlich gets off the bed
* \*A mustang parks on the side of the van
* Hiddenlich: Hmm?
* 12:08Beckitten27Beck: \*thinks about what to do now\*
* 12:08Garbled Red Text\*a tank falls next to NGR-667's house
* 12:09WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We're going to eat Beck.
* 12:09Garbled Red TextNGR-667: Aha!
* 12:09Beckitten27Beck: that's not funny.
* 12:09Garbled Red TextNGR-667: I wasn't talking about you.
* 12:09WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What would you like Beck?
* 12:10Garbled Red TextNGR-667: I am glad, that I got my delivery here.
* NGR-667: THE STEALTH TANK!
* 12:11Hiddenlich\*Men with bandannas get out of the mustang
* Hiddenlich: ...
* 12:12Beckitten27Beck: i*m not really sure*
* 12:12HiddenlichHiddenlich: Oh crap
* 12:12Garbled Red TextNGR-667: Eh?
* 12:12WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What?
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 12:13Beckitten27Beck: now what?
* 12:14HiddenlichHiddenlich: Simon, get us out of here, now!
* \*The men have dragon symbols all over their clothing
* The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat.
* 12:14HiddenlichHiddenlich: These are the Dragon Cultists I was talking about!
* 12:14Beckitten27Beck: the what?
* 12:14WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I called 911
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 12:15HiddenlichHiddenlich: Last night I got in a fight with Dragon Cultists
* 12:15Garbled Red Text\*NGR-667 takes out his rocket launcher
* 12:15HiddenlichHiddenlich: I beat them, but that only p\*ssed them off
* 12:15Garbled Red TextNGR-667: BACK OFF, CULT FA#S!
* 12:16HiddenlichDragon Cultist: GONA SOREA!
* 12:16Beckitten27Beck: i'll worry about who later. for now, i just want to get out of here
* 12:16Garbled Red Textbrb
* 12:16Beckitten27beck: worst new years ever
* 12:16HiddenlichThe Dragon Cultists take out baseball bats and start hitting the RV
* 12:16WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ow!
* 12:16HiddenlichHiddenlich: DRIVE SIMON! DRIVE!
* 12:17WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I've been shot!
* 12:17HiddenlichHiddenlich closes the RV doors, and puts Simon on the couch
* Hiddenlich: I guess I will drive!
* 12:17Beckitten27Beck: i have no idea how to drive, so that's a good thing
* 12:18WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What about me?
* 12:18HiddenlichHiddenlich: YOU'LL BE FINE ON THE COUCH! JUST THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!
* Hiddenlich steps on the gas
* Ally takes out a hidden blade
* 12:19WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ok, I'll think of rainbows
* 12:19HiddenlichAlly: Simon, this is gonna hurt, but I need to take those bullets out of you
* Ally: Where were you shot?
* 12:20Beckitten27Beck: \*tries to figure out how i even got into this mess\*
* 12:20WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ok (Takes deep breaths)
* 12:20HiddenlichAlly: Where were you shot, Simon?
* 12:20WaluigiofthegodsSimon:In the torso.
* 12:20HiddenlichAlly: Alright
* The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat.
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 12:21HiddenlichAlly takes her knife, and cuts off a part of Simon's shirt
* Ally: Good, it's not deep
* Ally carefully puts the knife into the wound, and tries to loosen the bullet from Simon's flesh
* \*The blade
* 12:22WaluigiofthegodsSimon:That hurts!
* 12:23HiddenlichAlly: Almost out
* 12:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon: (screams)
* 12:23HiddenlichAlly: There!
* Ally takes the cut cloth, and applies pressure on the wound to stop the bleeding
* Ally: The bullet's out
* 12:24WaluigiofthegodsSimon:OWWWWWW!
* 12:24Beckitten27Beck: \*covers ears\*
* 12:24Hiddenlich\*There is a huge screeching sound
* Hiddenlich: THEIR TRYING TO PUSH US OFF THE ROAD!
* \*THEY'RE
* \*The bleeding stops
* 12:25Beckitten27Beck \*uncovers ears\* \*thinks\* this is probably just another one of those weird dreams... i hop\*
* 12:25HiddenlichAlly: Alright Simon, could I get you something to drink, or eat?
* 12:26WaluigiofthegodsSimon:No, I feel traumatized.
* 12:26Hiddenlich\*The RV pushes a mustang off the road
* Hiddenlich: D\*mn! There's more!
* The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat.
* 12:27Beckitten27Beck: when do i get to know what in the world is going on?!
* 12:29HiddenlichAlly: I have no clue either Beck! I think our driver keeping secrets!
* Ally looks out the window
* Ally: SEMI!
* Hiddenlich: I CAN'T MOVE TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD!
* Ally: YOUR GOING TO GET US KILLED IF YOU DON'T-
* \*The RV drives off the road
* Hiddenlich: Be quiet! I don't have a freaking degree in off road driving!
* Ally rolls her eyes
* 12:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon:(Whispers) Do you guys know where a toilet is? because i gotta go real badly.
* 12:32HiddenlichAlly: It's your RV.
* Ally: But I guess it's down the hall over there
* \*Ally points to the very short hallway
* 12:33WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ok
* 12:34HiddenlichAlly helps Simon up
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 12:35WaluigiofthegodsSimon goes to the bathroom. But then a zenomorph appears!
* 12:35Beckitten27Beck: \*thinks\* i'll probably get at least some clue of what's going on once we get to wherever we're going\*
* 12:36Hiddenlich\*The Xenomorph screeches
* Ally: Simon? Are you okay in there?
* The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat.
* 12:36WaluigiofthegodsGoodbye
* 12:37Beckitten27bye
* 12:37Hiddenlich
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 12:38Hiddenlich\*The Xenomorph breaks through the bathroom wall
* Ally screams
* Hiddenlich: What's going on back there?
* 12:39Beckitten27Beck: what happened!?
* 12:40HiddenlichAlly is thrown into the couch by the Xenomorph:
* 12:41Beckitten27Beck: what is that thing?!
* 12:41HiddenlichHiddenlich presses the brake
* Hiddenlich: Alright what's happening back-
* \*The Xenomorph tackles Hiddenlich
* Finn168719 has joined the chat.
* 12:43HiddenlichHiddenlich pushes the Xenomorph off, and hops to the main room
* 12:43Beckitten27Beck: \*starts crying\*
* 12:43HiddenlichHiddenlich: What the h\*ll is going on?
* Hiddenlich: Now there are monsters after us?
* \*Hi Finn
* 12:44Beckitten27Beck: don't ask me!
* hi finn
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 12:45Hiddenlich\*The Xenomorph rams Hiddenlich into the wall
* 12:45ADgeehey guys
* 12:45Hiddenlich
* He is about to bite him with his tongue, but Ally stabs the Xenomorph in the back
* \*It
* 12:46Beckitten27hi
* 12:46Hiddenlich\*It's about to bit him with it's tongue
* 12:46Finn168719The Thing appears
* Which is The Thing from John Carpenter's movie
* 12:46HiddenlichThe Xenomorph slashes Ally in the face with it's claw, and throws her out the window
* Hiddenlich: Beck, get outside!
* 12:47Beckitten27Beck: \*goes outside\*
* 12:47Finn168719The Thing slams the Xenomorph with it's tentacles and attempts to Assimilate it
* 12:47ADgeeA random character appeared ! Missignno2414r3t42gftf0011000100
* 12:48HiddenlichThe Xenomorph shoves a Facehugger on the Thing
* \*The Xenomorph then dies
* Addemup9001 has joined the chat.
* Addemup9001 has left the chat.
* 12:49Finn168719Another Thing appears and imitates a Xenomorph
* However, the Thing failed to Assimilate the Xenomorph due to acid blood
* 12:49Hiddenlich\*The face hugger falls off of the first Thing
* Hiddenlich runs outside
* Hiddenlich: We need to run!
* 12:51Beckitten27Beck: what about ally?
* 12:51Finn168719The Second Thing, which imitates the Xenomorph chases after Hiddenlich
* 12:51Hiddenlich\*Ally is already running
* 12:51Beckitten27Beck: \*runs\*
* 12:51HiddenlichHiddenlich runs as fast as he can
* 12:52Finn168719If the Thing were to successfully assimilate the Xenomorph. The Xeno-Thing would look like this https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f4/6a/43/f46a4359f48debacbe65fde877eab9ef.jpg
* The Second Thing goes into the vents
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 12:55Hiddenlich\*Vents of the RV?
* 12:55Finn168719Yea
* By shapeshifting
* 12:56HiddenlichHiddenlich: Okay, I think it stopped following u
* \*Us
* Hiddenlich looks back at the RV
* Hiddenlich: Oh sh\*t! Simon!
* The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat.
* 12:57HiddenlichAlly: You two go. I have weapons.
* Ally: I will retrieve Simon
* Hiddenlich: ...
* Hiddenlich: Okay then, go... ahead?
* \*Ally runs back to the RV
* Hiddenlich: She's going to get herself killed...
* 12:58Finn168719Ally sees the Second Thing Assimilating Simon
* 12:58HiddenlichAlly: ...
* Ally: No...
* Ally: No, no, no...
* \*The Second Thing hears painful sounds from the "living room"
* 12:59ADgeeMissingno appears
* 12:59Hiddenlich\*The First Thing is on the floor, convulsing
* 1:00ADgeeMissingno : 001110110101010101001-coughs-
* 1:01Hiddenlich\*A newborn Xenomorph rips a hole in the First Things chest, and climbs out of it
* It transforms into it's true form (The Xeno-Thing)
* But it is very vulnerable, because it just came out of the Thing
* 1:01Beckitten27Beck: now what?!
* 1:02HiddenlichHiddenlich: She told us to go without her, but I am not sure we should.
* \*There is a huge roar from the RV
* 1:02Finn168719Simon's DNA gets rewritten by the Second Thing
* 1:02Hiddenlich\*The Xenothing Infant attacks the Second Thing
* 1:02ADgeeMissingno causes Beck to glitch
* 1:03HiddenlichHiddenlich: ?
* 1:03Beckitten27Beck: what the jghfgkjsllghhkjldsghklgjldfgskjgfkj
* 1:03HiddenlichHiddenlich sees Missingno nearby
* 1:03Finn168719The Second Thing launches the Xenothing infant to the wall with it's Infant
* with it's Tentacles\*
* 1:04HiddenlichHiddenlich: I'm going to kill myself later...
* Hiddenlich takes off his bionic arm, and throws it in the direction of Missingno
* 1:08Beckitten27(...)
* The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat.
* 1:09Finn168719The Simon-Thing appears out of the RV, which imitates Simon