Grow Your Own Pinkalicious and Peter in the Tub/Transcript

Transcript for the fanon Season 11 episode Grow Your Own Pinkalicious and Peter in the Tub.

## Part 1: First Draft

* *[intro plays, title card appears]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Grow Your Own Pinkalicious and Peter in the Tub!
* *[it starts with Burger King showing that they have a Ghost Pepper Whopper]*
* 1033FOREST: *[narrating]* Burger King out there, having a Ghost Pepper Whopper! It's really good, has an orange bun instead of a nasty-looking green one, and also won't give you nightmares like the Nightmare King from 4 years ago.
* *[cuts to Pinkalicious' house]*
* PETER: Hey, Pinkalicious, wanna play in the washer?
* *[they were in the washer]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter should be screaming right now, but it's 3 AM, so...
* *[scream sound effect #1]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter, we shrunk in the wash!
* *[the whole scene turns out to all be from 1033Forest's own imagination]*
* 1033FOREST: My writing's really gone downhill, hasn't it? *[throws script in the trash and hops on his computer to type up a new one]*
* *[44 minutes later...]*

## Part 2: The Real Beginning

* 1033FOREST: *[narrating]* It's actually the Grow It Pinkalicious and Grow It Peter! Just throw them in the water, make sure it's 77 degrees Fahrenheit and 25 degrees Celsius, and they should grow in no time! Just 72 hours!
* KENDRA: I'm not going in that water. It's cold.
* PETER: Come on, try it!
* KENDRA: Okay, if you say so. *[gets in]*
* *[first piece of merchandise thrown in the bathtub is a new Pinkalicious-themed Dunk N' Store toy]*
* PINKALICIOUS: What is this? A piece of plastic you can just put on the wall? It looks like a basketball hoop but it's called a store. This isn't a store! I can't buy Mountain Dew here!
* *[pink small basketball tossed in the hoop]*
* PINKALICIOUS: It's got cheap suction cups on the back. Take this back. I don't want it.
* LILA: Can I have it? I'm into sporty things.
* PINKALICIOUS: Sure. Oh, boy, can't wait for whatever gets thrown at us next... and I think there's something in the water.
* PETER: Yeah. I peed.

## Part 3: Video Killed the Radio Star

* *["Video Killed the Radio Star" plays]*
* KENDRA: Ooh, this water's so cold my feet will freeze! I don't think I can stay here longer!
* *[the next piece of merchandise is a Pinkalicious and Peterrific playset]*
* PINKALICIOUS: What's this?
* KENDRA: This water's still too cold.
* JASMINE: Ooh, a Pinkalicious playset! It's like a puzzle! I want that!
* PINKALICIOUS: Sure thing, and we can play it together sometime!
* PETER: I don't play the bongos. I play a kazoo. And I am pretty good at it! I just know not to play the blues at other people to make them feel more sad.
* *[next is Pinkalicious headphones]*
* PERRY: I don't think you're supposed to use these in the water. *[gets them out before water rushes into the box and soaks them]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Thank you. I don't want to get shocked by these. I'll use these to listen to tunes later.
* JASMINE: Now these are fashion! I'd like to see them on you later!

## Part 4: Chia Pinkalicious

* *[there's a Pinkalicious Chia pet]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Where's all this stuff coming from?
* *[Chia Pet song plays as the commercial for the Chia pet starts]*
* CHIA ANNOUNCER: *[narrating]* And now, Chia™ Pinkalicious!
* 1033FOREST: *[narrating]* Not gonna lie, it does look pretty.
* PEARL: Stop treating my daughter like some science experiment! You made her into a Chia™ pet and there's a hole on her head? What are you trying to discover?
* CHIA ANNOUNCER: It's fun! Soak your Chia™, spread the seeds, water, and watch it grow!
* PINKALICIOUS: Should be easy.
* KENDRA: Chia™ seeds?
* CHIA ANNOUNCER: Easy. Soak your Chia™, *[Chia pet gets thrown in the water]* spread the seeds, water, and watch it grow!
* PERRY: All right, how long is it gonna take? Probably about a month.
* PEARL: By the way, you gotta clean all this up. You're just making a mess in here and we're not having it.
* *[Dr. Goo cheat menu appears. Cheat code "1071" is entered to clean up the mess in the bathroom]*

## Part 5: The Pinkalicious Digital Thermometer

* *["Video Killed the Radio Star" plays]*
* PERRY: *[narrating]* The Grow It Pinkalicious is gonna take 72 hours, the Chia™ Pet's gonna take 4 months, and the cleanup is gonna be about 8 months. At this point you might as well get a Pinkalicious digital thermometer. To calm your kids in an instant and make sure they're not sick or anything.
* *[a box of pink cookie mix gets thrown in the bathtub]*
* PETER: Pinkalicious themed cookies?! You can make them right in the bathtub! You don't need all the extra stuff like a stove and it even comes with Pinkalicious tattoos! *[puts them on him]*
* *[Peter dumps the cookie mix in the bathtub]*
* PETER: All you need to do is dump it in the bathtub. *[ewww]* You don't need an overly complicated 6-minute video. You know, the water's kinda hot now and I feel like we're cooking.
* KENDRA: I can feel it too!
* JASMINE: So can I!
* LILA: This water's kinda gross.

## Part 6: Candies

* *[a pack of tropical Skittles is thrown in the disgusting water]*
* LILA: Wow, tropical Skittles? These are even more bright and colorful than the original! Look at this little blue one!
* *[it shows the Skittles on the side of the bathtub. So colorful. Contract the rainbow, taste the rainbow]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Uh, Peter? This water's kind of disgusting. Let's clean it.
* *[cheat code "1593" is entered to clean up the bath water]*
* PINKALICIOUS: There we go.

## Part 7: Our first buyers!

* *[cheat code "6444" is entered to turn the day into night. At night there's a thunderstorm going on]*
* RAFAEL: I want a set of those toys!
* FRIDA: Me too! Let's head over to their house and see if they got any!
* RAFAEL: Hey, what's that?
* *[Rosie meows and comes toward them. "Boom Boom Boom Boom" plays]*
* FRIDA: All right, we're here, let's buy some! We got the money!
* RAFAEL: Hello, I'd like a set of Grow-It Pinkalicious and Peters.
* PINKALICIOUS: Sure, you can! Here you go!
* FRIDA: Thanks!

## Part 8: They're done

* 1033FOREST: Hey, Pinkalicious! They're done!
* PINKALICIOUS: They're done? I wanna see!
* PETER: Hmm. Not as ugly as I thought! These'll be a best seller later!