WTF is Christmas?

**WTF is Christmas?** is a holiday song performed by the Solar Opposites (mostly Korvo) featuring Darren Criss.

## Plot

Korvo tries to remember what Christmas is all about.

## Full Story

Human carolers were outside on a snowy night singing in front of the Solar Opposites' house as Korvo scolded them to go away and why they are yelling at them. Terry corrected Korvo that they were singing Christmas carols. Korvo begins to wonder what Christmas is.

In the live-action sequence, Korvo starts singing about his curiosity about the holidays as Darren Criss special guest vocalizes on the radios. The rest of the Solar Opposites joined in portrayed as gifts and ornaments with their faces. Korvo believes that the humans cause deforestation and Earth's temperature inflation as their way of celebrating Christmas. He also assumes that the Three Wise Kings brought a bunch of drugs to the Baby Jesus. But then one of the nutcrackers mentioned that Christmas is about Rudolph killing elves. Then Korvo slips on some candy on the floor and fell on his back as the jelly bean reindeer started murdering him with the rest of the Solar Opposites protesting and Darren Criss finishing the song.

After finishing his daydreaming, Korvo commented that Christmas is a weird holiday.

## Lyrics

**Korvo**: *What the f\*\*\* is Christmas? What the f\*\*\* is Christmas?*

**Darren Criss**: *(on the radio)* *It's mistletoes and carols in the snow*

**Korvo**: *What the f\*\*\* is Christmas? What the f\*\*\* is Christmas?*

**Darren Criss**: *(on the radio)* *It's giving gifts to ones you love the most*

**Korvo**: *Oh, I think I get it now*

**Terry**/**Yumyulack**/**Jesse**: What?

**Korvo**: *Uh, what Christmas is about*

*I'll get some thoughtful gifts that you can't live without*

**Terry**/**Yumyulack**/**Jesse**: Uh, thanks?

**Korvo**: *We cut trees down outside*

**Terry**/**Yumyulack**/**Jesse**: Why?

**Korvo**: *And cover them with lights*

*Because we love deforestation*

*And Earth's temperature inflation*

**Terry**/**Yumyulack**/**Jesse**: *Fireplace burns bright!*

**Christmas Tree Ornaments**: Without the trees, we die!

**Earth Ornament**: *We celebrate the Earth's demise!*

**Solar Opposites**: *What the f\*\*\* is Christmas? What the f\*\*\* is Christmas?*

**Darren Criss**: *(on the radio)* *It's holy day when our savior is born*

**Solar Opposites**: *What the f\*\*\* is Christmas?*

**Darren Criss**: *(on the radio)* *When Three Kings witnessed*

*The miracle the coming of our lord*

**Korvo**: Oh, I think I understand. Okay, so there were Three Wise Kings, and they showed up, and had a bunch of drugs. And then Baby Jesus did all the drugs. And then they got mad and the Three Kings killed all the animals, because Jesus did all the drugs. Is that correct? Am I right?

**Blue Nutcracker**: Christmas is actually about the evil beast of the North. He was feared for all the human skins he wore. All his victims suffered gruesome inns! Ahahahahahaha! He was a reindeer Spirit of Death, and he severed every limb and head, and bathed in the blood of every elf woman and child as his laser nose boiled them alive, and their skulls crackled and their eyeballs burst, and he guzzled down all of it, because charred intestines just tasted so--

**Yellow Nutcracker**: *(retches)* BLERGH!!

**Blue Nutcracker**: Heeheehee! Sorry.

**Solar Opposites**: *What the f\*\*\* is Christmas? What the f\*\*\* is Christmas?*

**Darren Criss**: *(on the radio)* *It's mistletoes and carols in the snow*

**Solar Opposites**: *What the f\*\*\* is Christmas? What the f\*\*\* is Christmas?*

**Korvo**: Okay, so after the stupid gifts, after the Jesus Baby does all of the drugs from the Kings, after the trees are cut down and the earth dies, the reindeer murderer laser death boy comes and boils everyone alive-- *(slips on some candy on the floor)* Whup! *(hits the floor on his back)* Ugh!

**Darren Criss**: *(on the radio)* *What the f\*\*\**

## Trivia

* The music video streamed on YouTube 11 days before "A Very Solar Holiday Opposites Special" debut on Hulu.
* The Pupa has no lines in this music video.

## References

* In Korvo's imagination, it is similar to *Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared*.