Gru Porkins

Gru as of his Debut and at his lowest power level.

Gru Porkins is a popular and successful celebrity in Naharia and is an elite among the upper classes of Nahari society. Gru Porkins holds the title of "Duke of Pork" and is a professional player of World of War Ships and Among Us. Gru Porkins led the now defunct Based Department Party under the name of The East Virgin.

## Film Appearances

Gru Porkins appears as Himself in the following list of feature films, of which 32 would go on to grant him Oscars.

The Godfather (1972), The Dark Knight (2008), The Godfather: Part II (1974), Schindler's List (1993), Pulp Fiction (1994), Forrest Gump (1994), The Matrix (1999), Goodfellas (1990), The Green Mile (1999), Saving Private Ryan (1998), Spirited Away (2001), The Shining (1980), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), Gandhi (1982), It Happened One Night (1934), The Sound of Music (1965), Life of Brian (1979), The Exorcist (1973), Groundhog Day (1993), The Wizard of Oz (1939), The Terminator (1984), Hotel Rwanda (2004), The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014), Gone Girl (2014), 12 Years a Slave (2013), Catch Me If You Can (2002), Blade Runner (1982), Trainspotting (1996), Fargo (1996), My Neighbour Totoro (1988), Dial M for Murder (1954), The Thing (1982), V for Vendetta (2005), Gone with the Wind (1939), Raging Bull (1980), Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003), The Great Escape (1963), Yojimbo (1961), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Casino (1995), The Wolf of Wall Street (2013), Judgment at Nuremberg (1961), Downfall (2004), Die Hard (1988), Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), To Kill a Mockingbird (1962), Full Metal Jacket (1987), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), Citizen Kane (1941), Reservoir Dogs (1992), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Avengers: Endgame (2019), Inglourious Basterds (2009), Joker (2019), The Dark Knight Rises (2012), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002), The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966), American Psycho (2000), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966), Star Wars (1977), Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980), Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983), Django Unchained (2012), The Pianist (2002), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), Interstellar (2014).

## Abilities

### RPA

The RPA abbreviation of 「Random Poop Attack」 is an instance of increased bowel activity that as the name suggest occurs at random intervals which causes Gru Porkins to shart which may increase his power level by anywhere from 3 to 25 times the current level for a short period of time until the RPA is over.

Gru Porkins usage of RPA is limited due to their random nature and the fact that they can not occur when he is suffering from starvation which is a common state for Gru due to his financial issues.

### Super Scream

When in an intense fit of rage Gru Porkins is capable of using his enhanced vocal cords to produce deafening and even life endangering sound waves of up to 750dB, furthermore the effectiveness of this ability is increased when used in conjunction with his low quality microphone and high ping discord encoding.

This ability is far more reliable than the RPA due to on command use, however when used for extended periods of time Gru's throat can suffer extensive damage preventing him form using the ability or even speaking for several days.

## Financial Issues

Despite being a successful actor and living a high class life intermingling with those at the top of Nahari society Gry Porkins routinely suffers from a distinct lack of money leading to him living out on the street and being unable to eat or be forced to eat garbage.

Further compounding Gru's financial woes is the fact that he is in debt to Jash Darbindryer owing an amount to the tune of over £400,000,000 and is unable to repay due to the the annual interest rate of 65%.

It is thought that the root of Gru Porkins financial issues and extreme debt is due to his severe addiction to the drug responsible for ruining many prestigious Naharis lives known as "Hearts of Iron IV".

## Power Levels

### Early Power Levels

In the beginning Gru Porkins was an able but often out classed fighter as demonstrated by his failure to stand up against the enemy Brekkie Forces during early arcs in which his allies such as Tim Kennedy were unquestionably able to hold their own against foes.

Overtime however Gru increased his Power levels which can be broken down in to several discrete "Forms".

### Mid Story Power Levels

At an unknown point Gru Porkins unlocked his "Final Form" putting him at a power level easily far greater than that of Ultra Instinct Omen Goku from the show "Draggin Deez Balls".

### Current Power Levels

As of the 13th of May 2022 Gru Porkins officially claimed the title of most powerful character in all of fiction being able to easily and unconditionally beat any other fictitious character no matter what someone from that characters fandom might have to say, this occurred due to Gru Porkins no longer having any more high school exams.