Glossary

This is a **glossary** for memes and terms not yet warranting pages, but deserving explanation.

We need sources for origins, so please help out if you got them.

In case anyone wants to use this page to study the evolution of languages in online communities they are hereby by decree able to.

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**Batching**
Hypothetical "solution to pooping" from the early mind of Buntime as a young child, it is the childlike worldview that one could possibly take a single year-long poop so as to never have to poop ever again.
**Batchverse**
*See also: **Batching**.*
Alternate reality where the political and societal ramifications of Batching are taken to their logical conclusions. Economies, societies, and culture completely reshaped by the idea of taking one really, really long poop.
**Bike**
During an AI Dungeon stream, one of an ai-generated fictional streamer's memes was apparently just saying "bike". Mike turned this into a meta-joke about the absurdity of memes and created a channel points redeem that just makes him say Bike out of context.
**Brand Safety Score**
A term coined by Mike, in which companies would internally attribute brand safety scores to certain Streamers/YouTubers, giving them points according to whether or not they support or criticize certain business practices, their products, or capitalism. This scoring would serve as a method for corporations to know whether or not it would be safe to do sponsorships, give away free early access copies, or promote a certain personality. Because of Mike's typical criticisms of companies in addition to his distrust and disagreement with the way many of them operate - for example his criticism of crunching especially in the video games industry - coupled with his use of pseudo-sex jokes he often talks about how due to having a negative brand safety score, corporations will never consider him safe enough to collaborate with.
**Bussy**
A contraction of the term "Boy Pussy" primarily used as gay slang to refer to a bottom's anus, or sometimes in the trans community to refer to the genitals of a a trans male.

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**Cash Pope**
The bootleg amalgamation of Quagmire from Family Guy and Popeye the Sailor Man who is the mascot for a grocery store in Spain.
**Cheugy**
Originally a "Zoomer" term - Although some Zoomers dispute this - for untrendy things or "white girl aesthetic", this word is known in Jabroni Mike's community for being censored in over 60 different spellings and because of how much Mike claims to hate the word. Mike first became aware of this word when someone called his streams cheugy during a Mario + Rabbids stream.
*See also: **Literally 1984**.*
**Chunky**
Usually the term manifests itself in the phrases "Chunky, Google that"! on occasion "Chunky, can you please Google that"? The term is a reference to a QVC shopping channel presentation where host Shawn Killinger and stylist Isaac Mizrahi argued over whether the moon is a planet or a star, both of whom spoke with complete confidence in spite of the fact that neither was correct. At one point, Killinger became angered and said "Chunky, if you're listening to me, you need to Google the moon" towards QVC producer Jason "Chunky" Smith in order to try and win the argument. The phrase first appeared in Mike and Rev Browse YouTube - Part 5 (w/RevScarecrow!)

**Cloaca**
Mike pronounces cuíca like "cloaca" for so far unknown reasons.
**Coding is Hard**
Originally an explanation for why certain things in Isaac have not been fixed, has since become a sardonic way to mock the idea that coding or game development is in any way difficult. Nowadays sometimes used when Mike is playing other games.
**Cumchugger**
A name Mike often uses for his player character in games, born out of frustration with profanity filters in video games. It is generally not censored by these filters, despite being downright obscene. According to Mike, the name was first used when he tried to use the name "Jabroni Mike" when registering his Origin account, the term "Jabroni" was deemed a slur by the system, this angered Mike which led him to write "Cumchugger" has a joke, this name was somehow not blocked by the system. This event took place before he started his streaming career.
**Cum**
Slang for Semen. Cum is typically a central part of Mike streams.
**Chuchito**
The name of a missing dog that appeared in posters in a Mexican town in Chiapas, located in the MAREZ during a stream of Geoguessr. The term Chuchito is used whenever a dog appears in a game, or in a Geoguessr stream.
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**Dorcelessness**
The name of a fake emotion, that the fictional product and mood stabilizer Thalasin can cause in a person, on the Analog Horror BLUE\_CHANNEL channel, during the Mike and Rev Browse YouTube stream - Part 5 (w/RevScarecrow!) stream. The term is utilized by Mike and Rev to describe any odd emotion that someone displays in a YouTube video or video game, also sometimes used to describe how they themselves are feeling at a particular moment. Mike originally described Dorcelessness as the emotion you have "looking at your crypto stocks right now", a little bit before crypto and NFT stock market crash, a chat member described it as "wishing life had never existed and knowing you are right", a statement that Mike had difficulty in sympathizing with and that caused Rev to reply “that guy needs to go to therapy”, Mike then commented that although Dorcelessness did not exist, he and many others had felt that emotion before in their life.

**Dr. Phil**
A celebrity psychologist television show host mainly known in Mike's streams for being an asshole. Often associated with an out-of-context clip of him saying "You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you. Give me 200 dollars." which Mike plays when a subscriber's total contributions to the channel have accumulated to that amount.

**Dry Penisman**
The antithesis of "Juicy Pussy". Mike was talking about how newcomers to the channel would be confused by the Juicy Pussy voice along with all the other memes of the channel, prompting the creation of yet another nonsensical meme, as the opposite of Juicy Pussy, that being imagined as a character named "Dry Penisman"

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**Fart Smella**
A nickname for Tainted ??? from The Binding of Isaac: Repentance. Comes from a user-submitted mod of the game where regular ???'s name on the character selection screen is replaced with "Smart Fella", and Tainted ???'s name is replaced with "Fart Smella". Originally comes from the memetic phrase "you're either a smart fella, or a fart smella"
**Foreverially Tiedup Delitized (and Loving It)**
A reference to a series of unusually specific fetish images found to be humorous in Mike's streams for their strange premises and odd grammar.
**Frank**
A nickname Mike gave to Fredrik Knudsen after mispronouncing his name.
**Freak**
A new subscriber to the channel, in reference to welcoming new subs with the phrase "Welcome to your new home freak!" in relation to a meme of yoda in shackles. A new sub is known as a **Fresh Freak**.
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**Gooning**
Prolonged masturbation without finishing.
**Gresh**
Contraction of Gay and Fresh.
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**Happy's Pizza**
Happy is a freakish smiley face character who appears in the cursed commercials for a restaurant called Happy's Pizza. This commercial was further ridiculed after both Rev and Mike discovered that the singer of the song accompanying the ad was Happy's Pizza was not only racist and homophobic but also anti-Semitic, a fact that led to both streamers further ridiculing not just the ad but also the racist songwriter due to his participation in the advertisement.
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**The Iron Sheik**
Iranian professional wrestler of WWE fame, known for his catchphrase *"Suplex 'em, put 'em in the camel clutch, break his back, \*\*\*\* his ass, and make him humble!"*
**I'm gonna brown!**
A reference to a (WARNING: LOUD) meme video, where a character who is on the verge of violently defecating themselves proclaims "ghh im gonna brown!"

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**JO Crystals**
JO crystals stand for Jack Off Crystals, and is a reference to an old Craigslist ad, where a dude wanted to have a "JO Crystal meetup" which is drinking beers and admiring each others JO crystals. So its crystals you fill with JO energy by jacking it and the more energy the more luck and prosperity you get.
**Juicy Pussy**

Originating from a stream of LA Noire, this was a funny voice Mike did for and old woman imagining that she would ask the main character if he wanted her "juicy pussy", which has become a recurring voice for characters of the gushin' granny variety.

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**Li'l Fellas**
A shitpost phrase born out of a misunderstanding about *Peanuts'* original title, *Li'l Folks.* Mike found the obnoxious sounding name *Li'l Fellas* horrendous and funny enough to bring up consistently. This evolved into a full blown meme when Mike tricked Fredrik Knudsen into believing *Peanuts* was going to be called *Li'l Fellas*, much like Monk Shit Tea.
Sometimes, members of Mike's Chat will often try to trick Mike into saying the phrase by hiding it somewhere in their message.
**Literally 1984**
A phrase meant to parody conservative attitudes like comparing mandated vaccinations to the book 1984 by George Orwell. Typically used in a joking manner when someone gets timed out, Twitch removes an emote without stating a reason or when characters that Mike previously showed on stream are no longer allowed.
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**Macro Falco**
A reference to the surprisingly large amount of fetish artworks that exist of the character Falco Lombardi from the Nintendo video game Star Fox as a "macro", having grown to the size of a tall skyscraper or bigger, and subsequently utilizing those buildings around the city for sexual gratification. The vast majority of these art pieces have been commissioned by one committed individual, togepi1125, famously known as the "Macro falco guy", who has, over more than a decade, paid various artists to make over 800 of these images involving this very specific kink, claiming himself to spend an average of $1,200 monthly on this endeavor.
**Monk Shit Tea**
A hoax Mike created to fool both incredulous chat members and his friend Fredrik Knudsen. According to the hoax it was a Tibetan monk tradition to poop and then brew their shit in some water together herbs in order to make tea, this practice was according to Mike was intended to serve has a spiritual ritual. The hoax succeeded in fooling many unsuspecting chat members as well as his friend Fred, much to the joy of Mike. You can view the clip here.
**Miking it**
A chat-created term that is roughly equivalent to "He's fucking up", used when Mike is either having trouble progressing in a video game or fails to understand a game mechanic that is considered obvious and/or easy to grasp. In recent times the term has also been used, sometimes in somewhat altered versions, in other stream chats typically those of his friends, in order to disparagingly liken a streamers skill to Mike.
**Mr. Mint**
A character from the board game created for children with polio titled Candy Land that Mike and Rev discovered during a Tabletop Simulator game on RevScarecrow's channel. Upon spotting said character for the first time, the Streamers rapidly arrived at the conclusion after a brief discussion that Mr.Mint emitted "Tumblr Sexyman" energy on account of him having a lanky body, and clowny features. This led to Mike dubbing Mr.Mint a Twink. In order to confirm whether or not he was truly a Tumblr Sexyman, Rev decided to Google Mr.Mint, and after clicking on the images, discovered not only that there was a number of sexualized fan art of the character, but also that the first Google Image search result was pornographic, this along with the discovery of a Mr.Mint page in the Tumblr Sexyman Wikia was the final nail in the coffin, confirming his Sexyman status. In Tomodachi Life streams Mike encouraged his Mii lookalike "Cumchugger" to try and date Mr. Mint, ironically the Mr. Mint that the Mii is based on his original look from the board game rather than the more popular movie version, this led to some chat members who didn't see the stream where Mike first discovered the character to be confused at the iteration of the character Mike was using.

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**Neck**
Neck originated from a willyhopps tiktok video where a guy shows off a NYC 16-person "Entrepreneur House". Willyhopps states that he rented a mansion and split rent with 15 other "Entrepreneurs." The mansion is a four-story brownstone that features a lavish party table with a blue disposable plastic cover co-working space, and makeshift "rooms" to house the sigmas. As Willyhopps tours the "mansion" showing where everyone sleeps, he quickly mentions a couple sleeps in a room and "Neck" sleeps in the same room separated by bamboo or wicker partition.
**99 Dollars Panasonic Blu-ray**
A reference to the YouTube video Yoshi buys a New Panasonic Blu-Ray Player.
**Nurse joy cloning factory**

One of the theories created by Mike about Pokémon, in this theory Nurse Joy’s are not really sisters but clones made in a hidden and illegal facility, wherein after the cloning was finished the Nurses would have their memory removed and replaced with false ones in order not only to hide the truth from themselves but also from others. This theory was further expanded when Mike claimed that Moisty was a botched clone from the aforementioned factory that Ash Ketchum had secretly adopted.
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**Oomfie**.
Zoomer term that means friend. Originates from OOMF, an acronym for "one of my followers", in the context of someone following you on social media.
**“One way or another that baby isn't going to make it.”**
*See also: **Preggo Punching Sonic**.*
This phrase originates from a Wattpad Sonic fanfiction stream where Sally was unintentionally impregnated by a drunken Sonic. After the latter finds out about this out he orders Sally to have an abortion, without letting Sally respond. In the following chapter, Tails calls Sonic to let him know that Sally is in his lab, expecting a baby, and tells Sonic to go visit her since he is going to become a father. Once he locates Sally in Tails' lab, he begins to have an argument with her. Sally then tells him "Listen Sonic, I'm going to have this baby whether you like it or not"; a response that leads to Sonic beginning to punch Sally over and over and over again, telling the audience as a form of protest, "ONE WAY OR THE OTHER THAT BABY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT". This absurd sequence is used by Mike and Chat to symbolize the cliché that many Sonic fanfics have of turning Sonic or other characters into Sociopaths or otherwise making them act out of character.
**“Orc Massage”**
A Porn Game where you play as an Orc. During the Mike and Rev Browse YouTube - Part 5 (w/RevScarecrow!) stream, Rev came to the conclusion that the made up emotion Ponnish is the feeling ”caused by you finding out one of your friends played a porn game for 5 hours” this caused an argument between Mike and Rev in which Rev talked about the that time he found out his friend was playing was a Elf fetish porn game. This in turn led Mike to look up the term Elf on Steam, which caused him to laugh at the whimsical titles of various porn games. Later on in the stream Rev showed Mike the game "Orc Message". This game would later blow up and become a meme when a chat member managed to trick Vinny into looking up the game during the end of one of his streams.
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**Pastatutes**
Mike drew a picture of 3 prostitutes that are different types of pasta, and have since become fully fleshed-out characters with personalities and lore. According to Mike he originally came up with the idea when he woke up from a dream and the first word he though was Pastatutes, although Mike does not know the content of what he was dreaming he believes that it was in someway related with what he said. Mike then decided to draw the Pastatutes so he wouldn't forget about this event.
Mike said in the joke that the original name of the Pastatutes was going to be Lil Fellas.
See: Main Pastatutes article
**Pastor Manning**
James David Manning is a Christian pastor who hosts a controversial online series called The Manning Report. His videos have been a source of humor in Mike's streams for his outrageous claims and conspiracy theories, and for his theatrical manner of speaking. Some of his quotes that have become memes are his statements that: "All sodomites in America" will one day face the divine punishment of "flames shooting out their butthole"; that Starbucks secretly blends a mixture of "synthetic semen" into their lattes. "Starbucks has figured it out." "People tend to like it!"; and his insults directed towards Donald Trump such as "coochie-grabber, a liar, and a freak", "I rebuke your mama where the sun don't shine", and "he's worthy ONLY of a MAJOR FLUSH. With no wiping!"
**Peish**
A term for the male genitals, originally from a probably meme fanfic where Wario gets pregnant with Eggman's baby after having carnal relations with him.

**Piss Crystals**

Piss Crystals is a reference to a Facebook community where two grown men talk about the benefits of adding piss to a humidifier. One person describes collecting the crystalized piss and burning it as an incense.

**PLÄP**

A meme which invaded from Vinesauce Joel's channel. Sometimes misspelled "plep", it is an acronym for "Pung Längre Än Penis", a Swedish term meaning "scrotum longer than penis"

**Post Nut Clarity**

Describes the feeling of clarity someone has upon ejaculating, leading to reflections on the content someone just masturbated too.
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**Quegposting**
Quegposting was the absurd attempt by Mike during a Tomodachi Life stream to reach the trending page on Twitter by encouraging his chat to Tweet artificial memes about the Moby Dick character Queequeg.
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**Shradow**
The ship name for the romantic pairing of Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog
**Shart**
Portmanteau of shit and fart, name of farts that cause liquid shit to come out.
**Semen Retention**
*See also: **T-count**.*
A joke in the Jabroni Mike community making fun of people that believe not jerking off makes them manlier and/or stronger.
**Simpsons Porn**
The in-joke "at least it isn't Simpsons Porn!" was an absurd, catch-all reassurance referring to the ads that appear in the side bars of dubious websites. Mike developed a theory that this porn was a psyop created by Warner and other companies to get money off of people who had pirated their series already. Rarer nowadays.
**#Sigma Grindset**
First mentioned by Jabroni\_Mike in the Twitter post: https://twitter.com/jabroni\_mike/status/1425907704883732482, Sigmaposting describes the act of imitating the style of self-declared sigma males by copying their tweets and editing them by changing certain terms or phrases with the word "cum" or references to sexual acts, in order to parody the attitudes of these self declared gurus.
This meme evolved when Mike in order to prove he was a sigma male took a pseudo-scientific "find out where you are in the socio-sexual hierarchy" test with Rev which led to both of them getting the Sigma Male result on first try.
**Slugging**
Mike heard of a new trend "slugging" which is the act of slathering ones face in petroleum jelly (Vaseline) as a beauty regimen. He said that it sounded like it would be something else, namely, a person dragging their vagina across the floor and various objects, leaving a slug-like trail of smile.
**SoyPog**
A combination of the Soyjak meme and the PogChamp expression. A product of Mike and community wrestling with the absurdity of the "soyboy" phenomenon. Has its own emote, taken from Mike's Mario 3D World streams where he would deliberately make the "soy" face at the start and end of every stream.
**Spyro Subway**
A reference to a scat fetish image where characters from the Spyro video game series are shown working at Subway, in which they are depicted arranging a sandwich, with Hunter the cheetah freshly producing fecal matter in place of the meat, and Spyro delicately laying a cheese slice on top of it.
**Stream Baby**
Term for when someone subs for 9 months.

**Stan'leys**

A Portmanteau and pejorative term, from the words Stans and Stanley created by Jabroni\_Mike to describe fans of the game Standley Parable, who reacted in a toxic fashion after discovering that Mike disliked both the humor of the game Stanley Parable game and it’s sequel. The typical attitude of a Stan'ley is the use of threats or insults against the character of the streamer e.g. insinuating that his friends secretly hate him, or that people only watch his streams to make fun of him. Best exemplified by this painfully unself-ware comment and accidental copypasta; "When Mike started saying how much he loved his viewers in between the hours he spent making shit about how he was going to fuck up his backstory career, I realized why he and Fred don't spend nearly as much time together anymore. It's not because Fred is busy, it's because Fred doesn't want to interfere with his ultimate rabbit hole. this play will truly emphasize how Mike started prophesying his own flogging to try to keep an audience that slowly began to realize they hated him." This was comment was later made fun of by the streamer and his viewers.
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**T-count**
*See also: **Semen Retention**.*
Similar to Semen Retention, an incel conspiracy theory that claims that not masturbating makes people become more pure, masculine and strong owing to the fact that the testosterone contained in Semen is retained in the balls, in spite of the theory showing a total lack of basic understanding of chemistry and the human body, there are people that do actually believe this theory, a fact which has caused Mike a lot of confusion on account of how nonsensical this belief is. In Mike's streams, the streamer often jokingly mentions that he is withholding his semen to maintain his T-count and become a god gamer.

**Takes it in the Rough**
A term that Mike's University teacher used to describe someone, although the streamer struggled to find out what "the rough" meant at first, Mike concluded that it was an euphemism for ass.

**“They Don't Know/They Know”**
Originally from a two panel parody Wojak "They don't know" meme where instead of the normal Wojak that's normally in the corner of the room they are replaced by an feminine androgynous figure saying "They don't know the only thing stopping this room from being filled with gallons of cum is my buttplug" followed by a picture of the room almost fully submerged with the caption "They Know"
**That's the Neat Part, You Don't**
Originally an external meme from the adult animated superhero series *Invincible*. Typically repeated when someone asks Mike when someone asks when he is going to have fun playing the Binding of Issac.
**Toonfucker**
Pejorative term for anyone Mike considers to be "sexually attracted to cartoons", which Mike denies being. "Cartoons" in this case refers to anything that isn't a real person.
**Twink**
Gay slang for an attractive youthful-looking man with a slender build

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**Welcome To Your New Home Freak!**
A term originally from the Resident Evil/Biohazard franchise said by a character who was kidnapping the main protagonist during the first hours of gameplay. Combined with meme about Yoda in shackles being told this phrase.
Said comic panel of Yoda was turned into an emote
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**Yikes**
A term that originated in the 1970’s, predating Mike’s birth. Mike claims the term was invented by Zoomers presumably because of how much he hates the word. The term Yikes is meant humorously expresses shock and/or dissatisfaction with something someone says or does.

**Yikeroonies**
A term fusing Yikers and Roonies, created by Mike to give physic damage to anyone who hears it.
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**Zooted Eggman**
During the Wattpad Sonic fanfic reading, at one point Amy is run over by a car. The characters imply the driver to be a drunken Dr. Eggman (later revealed to be a false accusation). The image of Eggman drunk off his ass, his trademark mustache completely powdered with coke, shouting "GET A LOAD OF THIS!" as he barrels through traffic soon gained popularity as a meme with Mike and chat.