Box Office Smash

The show intro

**Box Office Smash** is the first mega event of Season 8 of NoDQ CAW and the seventeenth mega event in the league's history. It hosts five matches. The event's theme tune was *Beat It* by Michael Jackson.

## Matches

### The Joker v Superman

Aaron Rift considers the Joker’s scheming ways.

The Joker throws a smoke bomb at Superman and rolls him up in the confusion for a 2-count. The Joker repeatedly punches Superman, knocking him into the corner then delivering a Bronco Buster. Superman fires back with an S-5 and makes the cover for a 2-count. Superman shoulder tackles the Joker then knocks him over before leaping onto him with a splash from the top turnbuckle for a 1-count. Superman gives the Joker a sumo chokeslam for another 1-count. Superman throws Joker into the ropes and catches him with a flapjack for a third 1-count.

A triple powerbomb is interrupted by the Joker detonating a bomb to take out Superman but it has no effect on the Kryptonian. Superman gives the Joker a headscissors then catches him with an S-5. When he gets up, two Joker Clones enter the ring to attack him. The two double-team him. Superman fights back with a wind-up punch to one and a series of punches to another. Superman repeatedly strikes the clones then gives one the S-5, knocking both other Jokers down in the process. Superman makes the cover to win the match.

**Winner: Superman**

### Mortal Kombat v Mario Bros – NoDQ CAW Tag Team Championship Match

During Scorpion’s entrance, Aaron Rift notes on commentary that the Joker has made a complaint that Superman pinned one of the Joker Clones during the previous bout and should not have been awarded the victory. This is confirmed to be the case during Luigi’s entrance. However, the match result stands and Superman is still given the victory. The Joker is granted a rematch at NoDQ CAW’s Main Event 2.

Luigi bodyslams Sub-Zero as Mario does the same to Scorpion. Sub-Zero gives Luigi a vertical suplex. Mario dropkicks Scorpion then both Mario Bros. suplex the Mortal Kombat team simultaneously. Sub-Zero launches a spinning heel kick at Luigi as Scorpion gives Mario a series of shoulder thrusts. Sub-Zero rams the Mario Bros.’ heads into one another. Scorpion applies an armbar to Luigi but Luigi wriggles free. Mario gives Sub-Zero a top rope superplex which inadvertently knocks down Luigi.

Sub-Zero and Scorpion attempt to give Mario a double toss across the ring but Luigi breaks up the attempt. Mario takes Scorpion down as Sub-Zero grabs a trash can to hit Luigi. Mario gives Scorpion a back suplex and a backbreaker, breaking up a pin attempt from Sub-Zero in the process. Sub-Zero gives Luigi a hip toss and an armbar before switching into a rear chilock. Luigi fights out and suplexes Sub-Zero as Mario gives Scorpion a superplex. Sub-Zero nails Luigi with a Shining Wizard but Mario breaks up the ensuing cover.

Luigi hits a Exploder Suplex on Scorpion then retrieves a sledgehammer from under the ring to strike his opponents, bloodying Scorpion and swatting Sub-Zero off his feet. Scorpion gives Luigi a backslide but Luigi gets out at a 1-count. Sub-Zero hits Mario with a pair of brass knuckles then applies a leg lock but Mario gets free. Luigi hits Scorpion with a Butt Bop then he and Mario give Sub-Zero a double flapjack.

Luigi hits Scorpion with a Pipe Bomb but Sub-Zero breaks up the following pin attempt before trying an armbar on Mario before giving him a top rope hurricanrana. Sub-Zero grabs a steel pipe from under the ring but Mario fends him off. Sub-Zero gives Mario a back toss then counters out of a Pipe Bomb from Luigi. Sub-Zero attempts a Poison Mist and Buzzsaw Kick but Luigi ducks and delivers a Pipe Bomb as Mario gives Scorpion a Butt Bop. The referee fails to count Luigi’s cover in time so Mario gives Sub-Zero another Pipe Bomb for good measure as Luigi attempts a Super Mario Stunner on Scorpion, which is blocked by the ninja. Sub-Zero gets his shoulder up at the count of 1. Mario and Luigi give Scorpion a double powerbomb as Sub-Zero brings a crutch into the ring.

Aaron Rift comments on Sub-Zero’s poor strategy.

Mario seizes the crutch and hits both opponents with it before giving Scorpion a Butt Bop before crashing and burning from the top rope. Luigi hits Scorpion with a Butt Bop and tries for another Super Mario Stunner, which Scorpion again blocks. Scorpion buts Mario in a leg lock as Luigi and Sub-Zero brawl. Mario gets free and gives Scorpion a DDT. Sub-Zero hits Mario with a backbreaker and makes the cover for a 2-count.

Scorpion strikes Mario with a kendo stick but is surprised by a Butt Bop from Luigi, who strikes Scorpion with the kendo stick before hitting Scorpion with a Pipe Bomb, which also knocks Sub-Zero down. Luigi makes the cover for the 3-count to retain the NoDQ CAW Tag Team Championship for his team.

**Winners: Mario Bros.**

### Las Vegas Link v Ganondorf – Trip to Oblivion Match

The two men walk towards one another. Both pick up weapons but Ganondorf comes out on top, striking Las Vegas Link with a pole, then breaking a palette on his head, making Link bleed. Ganondorf punches Link repeatedly. Link fires back with a spinning backfist and an Irish whip into the structure wall. Ganondorf shoulder tackles Link before hitting him with the pole as the platform beneath them begins to buckle slightly. Link seizes it and gives Ganondorf a receipt. Link DDTs Ganondorf then gives him a low blow. Ganondorf chops Link, who responds with a clothesline. Link climbs to the top of the structure using the central chain and Ganondorf follows but as he reaches the top of the chain, Link hits Ganondorf with an Avalanche, knocking Ganondorf to the ground.

Link leaps onto Ganondorf with a diving headbutt but Ganondorf dodges. But men climb back to the roof of the structure. Ganondorf grabs an oil tank and hits Link with it. Link responds with a DDT and an inverted DDT, which bend and buckle the structure roof, as does a huge powerbomb from Ganondorf. Ganondorf gives Link a full Nelson slam. Link hits Ganondorf with a spinning backfist. Ganondorf gives Link a spinning powerbomb which causes the roof section they stand on to collapse, sending both men back inside.

Ganondorf gives Link a pumphandle slam. Link clotheslines Ganondorf then picks up a crate, which Ganondorf smashes and shoulder tackles Link before Irish whipping him into the structure wall. Ganondorf gives Link a low chop block then hits him with a pole, which Link seizes to choke Ganondorf. Link Irish whips Ganondorf into the structure wall then low blows him before again throwing him into the wall. Link throws Ganondorf right through the structure’s wall and hits him with a pair of Avalanches. Link attempts a ZDT but Ganondorf blocks it and throws Link into the structure wall.

Ganondorf chop blocks Link again. Both men scale the structure wall and Ganondorf again falls prey to an Avalanche, knocking Ganondorf to the ground below. Link wait for Ganondorf to get to his feet then leaps onto him with a diving shoulder block, causing Ganondorf to stumble over the edge of the structure’s platform and into Oblivion.

**Winner: Las Vegas Link**

Aaron Rift commends Link’s victory.

### Michael Myers v Sagat v Mr. Clean v Jason Voorhees – NoDQ Interactive Championship Hardcore Match

Jason Voorhees fails to make his entrance. Michael Myers surprises Sagat with a full Nelson suplex as Mr. Clean grabs a crutch. Myers stomps away at Sagat then turns to face Mr. Clean, receiving a smack from the crutch. Mr. Clean hits Sagat with another crutch then hits a double-underhook suplex from the top rope. Sagat clocks Mr. Clean with the ring bell then hits both of his opponents with a steel pipe. Mr. Clean fights back with a punch and puts Sagat in a headlock but Myers hits both opponents with a pipe. Myers hits Sagat and the referee with a steel pipe before knocking the referee out of the ring. Myers dives onto Sagat with a diving headbutt before Mr. Clean leg sweeps Myers out of the ring.

Mr Clean gives Sagat a neckbreaker then stands on his face. Mr. Clean gets out of the ring and retrieves some brass knuckles, striking Myers with them. Sagat hops out of the ring and hits the referee and Mr. Clean with the NoDQ Interactive Championship belt before superkicking Myers into Mr. Clean. Sagat hits Mr. Clean with a kendo stick, which Myers seizes and hits Sagat with. Myers superkicks Mr. Clean then headbutts Sagat before giving him a low blow. Mr. Clean leg sweeps Myers then Irish whips both him and Sagat into the barricade.

Aaron Rift jokingly comments on Mr. Clean’s strategy.

Mr. Clean hits both opponents with a fire extinguisher. Sagat grabs Mr. Clean and delivers a reverse DDT. Myers gives Sagat a German suplex then follows up with a double-underhook powerbomb to Mr. Clean, before hitting Sagat with the ring bell. Sagat hits Myers with the Power of the Punch. Sagat forearm smashes Myers off his feet but is surprised by a neckbreaker from Mr. Clean. Myers retrieves a weapon from under the ring and blasts both opponents with it. Mr. Clean responds with a low blow. Sagat gives Myers a back body drop as Myers retrieves a table from the ring, knocking Sagat down with it before setting it up. Myers picks up Mr. Clean but Mr. Clean gives him a low blow. Mr. Clean attempts the Clean Cut on Sagat but is blocked and given another back body drop.

Sagat gives Myers a Tiger Suplex, knocking Mr. Clean down in the process. Sagat covers Myers for a very close 2-count. Sagat gives Myers a back body drop but is caught by a Running Cross Body Press from Mr. Clean for a 2-count. Mr. Clean again attepts a Clean Cut on Sagat as the fight reaches the top of the entrance ramp but is again blocked, with Sagat giving Mr. Clean a judo takedown. Myers knocks down both of his opponents with the table, before smacking Sagat off the stage with it. Myers sets Mr. Clean up on the table then climbs atop it. Mr. Clean blocks Myers’ attack and delivers a Clean Cut through the table, covering Myers for a very close 2-count.

Mr. Clean gives Myers a bridging German suplex pin but accidentally knocks the referee down. Sagat surprises Mr. Clean from behind with a Tiger Bomb and gets a 2-count. Mr. Clean gives Sagat a vertical suplex on the stage then delivers a front suplex to Myers, which takes Sagat out as well. Saga recovers and delivers a Tiger Shot and a Lightning Leg Lariat to Mr. Clean, covering him for a 2-count. Sagat attempts a Tiger Suplex but Mr. Clean counters with a low blow. Myers DDTs both opponents and covers Sagat for a 2-count. Myers misses a Running Chop Block to Mr. Clean and is hit by a neckbreaker in response. Sagat hurls Mr. Clean off the stage only to be hit by a 10/31 from Myers for an incredibly close 2-count.

Myers knees Sagat in the face then rams his head into the floor, bloodying him. Mr. Clean catches Myers with the Clean Sweep and makes the cover for the 3-count to become the first ever NoDQ Interactive Champion.

**Winner: Mr. Clean**

### Spider-Man v Frankenstein – NoDQ CAW Championship Hell In A Cell Match

During Spider-Man’s entrance, Aaron Rift notes on commentary that Sagat is upset with the previous match’s result as he won the match at NoDQ CAW’s Main Event and was not pinned during this event.

Spider-Man stares down Frankenstein but backs off when Frankenstein approaches. Spider-Man hits Frankenstein with a double axe handle but is put in an abdominal stretch. Spider-Man knocks Frankenstein out of the ring with a clothesline then leaps over the ropes onto him, before hitting him with a springboard moonsault. Frankenstein overpowers Spider-Man and suplexes the challenger onto the ring apron. Spider-Man bulldogs Frankenstein then gives him a baseball slide kick.

Frankenstein gives Spider-Man a neckbreaker. Spider-Man climbs the inside of the cell wall. Frankenstein follows and Spider-Man rushes back into the ring before leaping at Frankenstein, knocking him off the cell wall. Spider-Man Irish whips Frakenstein into the cell wall. Frankenstein returns the favour and smashes a wall panel. Frankenstein powerbombs Spider-Man then tosses him with a biel. Spider-Man climbs the cell to the roof and Frankenstein follows. Both men attempt to knock one another off the roof of the cell but neither succeed as they exchange a series of fists. Frankenstein choke Spider-Man by picking him up by the neck.

Frankenstein gives Spider-Man an inverted DDT on the cell roof, buckling a roof panel, then weakening it further with a German suplex. The two again try to knock one another off the cage and Frankenstein succeeds, though Spider-Man grabs onto the edge of the cell and just gets to safety. Frankenstein gives Spider-Man a running neckbreaker and a German suplex, greatly weakening another roof panel. Frankenstein picks Spider-Man up and hurls him off the roof through a ringside commentary table. Frankenstein descends the cage and throws Spider-Man into the ring, covering him for a close 2-count.

Frankenstein throws Spider-Man out of the ring again and gives him a suplex. Frankenstein strikes Spider-Man repeatedly. Spider-Man fights back with a big boot to the back before rolling Frankenstein onto the remaining ringside commentary table. Spider-Man climbs the cell and leaps onto Frankenstein as he stands to deliver an enormous hurricanrana. Spider-Man gets to his feet but collapses off the table to the floor.

Aaron Rift notes Spider-Man’s weakened state.

Spider-Man gets to his feet and climbs the cage again, leaping onto Frankenstein with a frog splash. Spider-Man repositions Frankenstein on the table and climbs the cage once more, before diving onto him with a huge leg drop. Spider-Man gives Frankenstein an X-factor. Frankenstein responds with a clothesline and then follows up with a Bear Hug. Spider-Man refuses to quit, however. Frankenstein clotheslines Spider-Man then throws him into the cell wall. Spider-Man bulldogs Frankenstein but the Champion shuts him down with a sitdown powerbomb.

Frankenstein throws Spider-Man into the cell wall repeatedly, shattering another wall panel. Frankenstein tosses Spider-Man with another huge biel. Spider-Man surprises Frankenstein with an octopus stretch but Frankenstein gets free. Spider-Man delivers the Spidey Sense Suplex to Frankenstein on the entrance ramp before climbing the cell. Spider-Man makes an astonishing leap from the roof of the cell halfway up the entrance ramp with a Five Star Frog Splash.

The two exchange strikes back down the ramp then ascend the cell simultaneously to continue the fight. Frankenstein delivers a full Nelson slam to Spider-Man before delivering an arm wringer. Frankenstein tries to knock Spider-Man off the cage but Spider-Man holds on. Frankenstein misses a clothesline, as does Spider-Man, but Frankenstein hits a Running Big Boot, before knocking Spider-Man off the roof with a Running Double Axe Handle, stealing Spider-Man’s move and knocking him off the roof in the process. Frankenstein descends the cell and Irish whips Spider-Man into the cell wall. Frankenstein climbs the cell again to deliver an elbow drop but Spider-Man dodges and knocks Frankenstein down with a clothesline.

Both men again ascend the cage and enter a fist fight once more. Frankenstein bulldogs Spider-Man on the cell roof then gets hit with a pair of Running Double Axe Handles in return. Frankenstein hits Spider-Man in the back of the head with a huge lariat. The two exchange blows once more but Frankenstein hits Spider-Man with the Monster Bomb, causing the cell roof to collapse in on itself. Frankenstein gets back to his feet to cover Spider-Man for a 3-count to retain his NoDQ CAW Championship.

**Winner: Spider-Man**

After the match, Jason Voorhees stands atop the cell and stares down at Frankenstein. Frankenstein climbs atop the cage. Frankenstein charges Jason but Jason catches him with a Crystal Lake Slam through the roof before leaping down to the mat with a Diving Double Stomp to the Champion’s prone body to end the show.

## Trivia

* During Mario’s entrance, a commentary error can be heard when Aaron stumbles over his lines then does a second take at the line, leaving the original intact.

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