Dude, Where's My Napkin?

**Dude, Where's My Napkin?** is the twenty-second episode of the first season of *American Housewife*. Written by Julie Bean & Vanessa McCarthy and directed by Melissa Kosar, it premiered on May 9, 2017.

## Plot

Angela's ex-wife Celeste, an editor, helps Greg land his first book deal, leading to them and Katie going out on the town. Angela is mad over Katie socializing with her ex, and accuses Katie of being a bad friend. During the drunken night out, Greg misplaces the napkin that contained the "perfect opening statement" for his book. Meanwhile, the Otto kids realize they can use their mom's blurred memories to convince her that she agreed to buy them a trampoline, but the selfish Anna-Kat usurps them by saying it was a puppy her mom agreed to.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Katy Mixon as Katie Otto
* Diedrich Bader as Greg Otto
* Meg Donnelly as Taylor Otto
* Daniel DiMaggio as Oliver Otto
* Julia Butters as Anna-Kat Otto
* Ali Wong as Doris
* Carly Hughes as Angela

### Guest Starring

* Tiffany Thiessen as Celeste
* Dan Johnson as the Leader
* Alexis Dickey as Bartender
* Heather Stewart as Jackie

## Trivia

* The title of this episode is a reference to the film, "Dude, Where's My Car?".
* Katie and Angela fight a lot in this episode.
* The kids do not interact with Greg in this episode.
* This is the second episode in which Taylor confronts Katie.

## Quotes

Taylor: You used to be such a good liar. It's sad. (walks away)

Katie: (groans)

Anna-Kat: (knocks on Taylor’s door)

Taylor: GO AWAY

Anna-Kat: I just want to apologize.

Taylor: well I’m done. Get out.

Anna-Kat: (sighs offendly and goes to her room crying because Taylor isn’t talking to Anna-Kat) why? Why isn’t she talking to me?

(9:45 PM)

Anna-Kat: (has roses on her hand to give to Taylor as an apology, knocks on Taylor’s door)

Taylor: yeah

Anna-Kat: (opens Taylor’s door) I just want to say I’m sorry for being so rude and unfair to you about getting a trampoline and a puppy. I’m very sorry.

Taylor: I accept your apology. (Gets the roses from Anna-Kat and they both hug and both start to cry while hugging each other and rubbing each other’s backs during it while they’re still crying) (crying) I’m sorry too. (Continues crying and sniffles)

Anna-Kat: I accept your apology too and you accepted mine. (Continues crying and sniffles)

(both continue crying and sniffles while hugging and rubbing each other’s backs during it while crying)

(10:57 PM almost 11)

Power Guy: (knocks on door and Carly answers it because she’s the only one awake) Hello there.

Carly: Hi. I’m Carly Corinthos. Katie’s cousin and friend. Come on in.

Power Guy: (closes the door) Thank You.

Carly: You’re welcome.

Power Guy: I heard that the bathroom sink isn’t doing ok.

Carly: yeah so I’m going to really need your help with it.

Power Guy: You got it. (Comes upstairs with Carly and she shows the Power Guy the bathroom)

Anna-Kat: (sleeping in her room, hearing the power guy come up the stairs and becomes apprehensive because the Power Guy is in the house)

Katie: (hears Anna-Kat getting apprehensive, sighs, gets out of her bed and her room, goes to Anna-Kat’s room and opens Anna-Kat’s door) (sighs)

Anna-Kat: (wakes up and sees Katie) (in an apprehensive voice) mama

Katie: come.

Anna-Kat: (gets out of her bed and continues being apprehensive about something that is happening in the house and her and Katie hold each other’s hands and go to Katie’s room)

Katie: it’s ok. Don’t be apprehensive. It’s ok. Do you wanna be in here for the night because something is happening in the house?

Anna-Kat: (in an apprehensive voice) uh-huh. (Continues being apprehensive)

Katie: it’s ok. (Both hug and rub each other’s backs during it while Anna-Kat is still apprehensive of something that is happening in the house) (says this paragraph during the hug) it’s ok. Don’t be apprehensive about it. It’s just the Power Guy. He’s just gonna check the bathroom. But you can be in my bedroom for the night. OK?

Anna-Kat: ok.

(Both hug more)

Katie: come in my bed. (Her and Anna-Kat go in Katie’s bed while Greg is doing something and they both continue hugging while Anna-Kat is still apprehensive about something that is happening in the house) it’s ok. Did you bring your stuffed animal panda with you?

Anna-Kat: uh-huh. (Continues being apprehensive about something that is happening in the house so she hugs her stuffed animal panda while being apprehensive about something that is happening in the house)

Katie: it’s ok. (Rubs Anna-Kat’s back while Anna-Kat is still apprehensive about something that is happening in the house) it’s ok. Listen, they’re just gonna be checking in the bathroom. OK?

Anna-Kat: ok. (Continues being apprehensive about something that is happening in the house)

Power Guy: So uh, is your cousin around?

Carly: Unfortunately, she’s in her bed sleeping but I will let her know that you’re here. Be right back. (Knocks on Katie’s door and opens it) Hey, I’m just as so you know that the power guy is here.

Katie: OK. Thank you.

Carly: you’re welcome. (Shuts the door and goes back to the bathroom) So I letted her know.

Power Guy: Thank You.

Carly: You’re welcome. So, the water for the sink isn’t working so can you just fix it for me?

Power Guy: sure can. I’m here to fix any water things that I can fix.

Carly: You’re the best.

Anna-Kat: (continues being apprehensive about the Power Guy that’s in the house)

Katie: aw it’s ok. (Rubs Anna-Kat’s back while Anna-Kat is still apprehensive about something that is happening in the house) I’ll read you a little bedtime story. (Takes out The princess and the pea) The princess and the pea. (Flips the page) there once was a little princess who was very upset about her hair and now it was all upside down. She got herself into a huge fight with her hair. Her friends always have her back so the princess started crying tears of sadness because the hair was all tangled so her friends hugged the princess when she was still crying tears of sadness. (Flips the page) she got into a huge hug with the prince so he came up and saw the princess and then the princess said mama maybe I want the prince to come over to dinner. And the mom said sure my little princess and the princess cheered and clapped her hands. (Flips the page) the prince then came over and then the price came over for dinner and then they all went to bed and they all lived happily ever after. The end. (Closes the book) was that ok?

Anna-Kat: yeah mama.

Katie: good sweetie. Your still staying here right?

Anna-Kat: yeah mama. Daddy is not coming in?

Katie: no because he has plans with Celeste.

Anna-Kat: who’s Celeste?

Katie: Angela’s friend.

Anna-Kat: wow. But what if she comes over and she does something bad to me?

Katie: she won’t. She’s a very nice lady and I think you should like her. I love you. (Kisses Anna-Kat)

Anna-Kat: I love you too mama. (Both hug)

Katie: ok. Now let’s get some sleep. I love you.

Anna-Kat: I love you too. (Both go to sleep and Anna-Kat hugs her stuffed animal panda while sleeping)

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