Endless Tracing

* (Mysterious music playing)
* (electronic surge thumps)
* (steady beeping)
* (clank)
* (rumbling)
* (whooshing)
* (clank)
* (electronic beeping)
* (crowd murmuring)
* (electric surge thumps)
* (footsteps thudding)
* (ominous music playing)
* **Miss Theresa**: Read the charges.
* **Jedi**: Dr. Royces... lead scientist of Galaxy Defense Industries-- you stand before this council accused of illegal genetic experimentation.
* (electronic whirring)
* (thud)
* **Miss Theresa**: How do you plead?
* **Royces**: Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical... completely within legal boundaries.
* **Miss Theresa**: We believe you actually created something.
* **Royces**: Created something?! Ha! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever...
* (whooshes softly)
* **Royces**: ...make more than one.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growling and snarling)
* (clanks)
* (all gasping)
* **Jedi**: What is that monstrosity?
* **Royces:** Monstrosity! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (snarling)
* **Royces**: He is bulletproof, fireproof and can think faster than supercomputer. He can see in the dark and move objects His only instinct: To destroy everything he touches! (laughing maniacally)
* **Miss Theresa**: So, it is a monster.
* **Royces**: Hey, just a little one.
* **Jedi**: It is an affront to nature. It must be destroyed!
* **Miss Theresa**: Calm yourself, Jedi. Perhaps it can be reasoned with. Experiment 626, give us some sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (clearing throat)
* **All**: Hmm?
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Meega, nala kweesta!
* (horrified gasps)
* **Brock**: (retching)
* **Miss Theresa**: So naughty!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (cackling sinisterly)
* **Royces**: I didn't teach it that.
* **Jedi**: Place that idiot scientist under arrest!
* **Royces**: I prefer to be called "evil genius"!
* **Miss Theresa**: And as for that abomination...
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (slurping)
* **Miss Theresa**: ...it is the flawed product of a deranged mind.
* (glass squeaking)
* **Miss Theresa**: It has no place among us. Jedi, take him away.
* **Jedi**: With pleasure.
* (knuckles cracking)
* (muttering)
* (clanking)
* (snarling)
* (squeaks)
* (jabbering)
* (yelps)
* **Scampi**: Hmm.
* (gurgling)
* (clanking and whirring)
* (snorting)
* **Jedi**: Uncomfortable? Oh... Good! The council has banished you to exile on a desert asteroid. So, relax... enjoy the trip and don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won't shoot anyone but you.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue:** (ferocious snarl)
* **Jedi**: Ow! Why, you!
* **Scampi**: (clearing throat) May I remind the captain that he is on duty.
* (pistol squeaks and pops)
* **Jedi**: Secure the cell!
* **Scampi**: Aye, Captain.
* (whirs and thuds)
* (hatch whirs shut)
* **Leon**: Captain on deck.
* **Jedi**: All ahead full.
* (seat cushion hisses)
* (controls beeping)
* **Jedi**: Do... Does this, uh, look infected to you?
* (engine whooshing)
* (dramatic music plays)
* (guns whirring)
* (clicking and whirring)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Oh!
* (throaty gurgling)
* (high-pitched squeal)
* (gurgling and whirring continue)
* **Scampi**: Quiet, you.
* (growling and snorting)
* **Leon**: Gunfire in the cell bay!
* **Jedi**: Open a channel.
* (teeth chattering)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (chuckling)
* **Scampi**: (whimpering)
* (guns zapping)
* (alarm buzzing)
* **Leon**: He's loose on Deck C!
* **Jedi**: Red alert. Seal off the deck!
* (yelps, grunts)
* (whimpering)
* (grunting)
* **Leda**: CDA, converge on door seven!
* (Drako over intercom): Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight!
* **CDA Agent #1**: There he is!
* (squealing)
* **CDA Agent #2**: CDA to Bridge. It's in the ventilation system.
* (footsteps clicking)
* **Jedi**: He's headed for the power...
* (engines whining)
* **Jedi**: ...grid.
* (loud thud, whooshing)
* **Jedi**: What was that?
* **Little Blue**: I don't think he's on the ship anymore.
* **Leon**: Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser.
* (alarm beeping)
* **Little Blue**: Yeah... he took the red one.
* (horn honking)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Yee-haw!
* (weapon fire crackling)
* (yelling)
* (weapons zapping)
* (whooshing)
* (grunts)
* (engines whining)
* **Leon**: Hmm?!
* **Ash Ketchum**: That's it! We got it. We got it!
* (shouting and laughing)
* **Computer Voice**: Hyperdrive activated. System charging.
* **Leon**: He's engaged his H-drive!
* **Computer Voice**: Warning... guidance is not functional.
* **Jedi**: Pursuit Commander that crazy trog is about to make a jump!
* **Misty**: Break formation! Get clear of that ship!
* **Computer Voice**: Navigation failure. Do not engage hyper...
* (thunderous explosion)
* (electrical crackling)
* (pounds chair)
* **Jedi**: (frustrated sigh) Get me Galactic Control.
* (door whooshes)
* **Miss Theresa**: Where is he?!
* **Max**: He's still in hyperspace.
* **Miss Theresa**: Where will he exit?
* **Dawn**: Calculating now... quadrant 17, section 0-0-5, area 51. A planet called... Ee-arth.
* **Miss Theresa**: I want an expert on this planet in here now!
* (monitor beeping)
* **Miss Theresa**: What is that?
* **Cilan**: Water. Most of the planet is covered in it.
* **Miss Theresa**: He won't survive in water. His molecular density is too great.
* **Computer Aliens**: (relieved sighs)
* (beeping continues)
* **Miss Theresa**: No...
* (bell dinging)
* **Computer Aliens**: (clamoring)
* **Miss Theresa:** Of course. How much time do we have?
* **Dawn**: We have projected his landing at three hours, 42 minutes.
* **Miss Theresa**: Oh, we have to gas the planet.
* **Kokko**: Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population which, need I remind you, is an endangered species!
* **Miss Theresa**: Am I to assume you are the expert?
* **Kokko**: (laughing modestly) Oh, I don't know about "expert." (clears throat) Agent Kokko at your service.
* **Miss Theresa**: Can we not simply destroy the island?
* **Kokko**: No! Crazyhead! The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid life forms have colonies all over that planet.
* **Miss Theresa**: Are they intelligent?
* **Kokko**: No, but they're very delicate. In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet they have to begin life all over.
* **Miss Theresa**: (sighs)
* **Kokko**: It's fascinating, isn't it? With this, I've been able to study...
* **Miss Theresa**: What if our military forces just landed there?
* **Kokko**: Well, that'd be a bad idea! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!
* **Miss Theresa**: A quiet capture would require an understanding of 626 that we do not possess! Who, then, Mr. Wazowski, would you send for his extraction?
* **Kokko**: Does he have a brother? Close grandmother, perhaps?
* (angry shouting)
* (insane jabbering)
* **Kokko**: Friendly cousin? Neighbor with a beard?
* (inmates chanting furiously)
* (whirring)
* (electrical humming)
* (enraged roaring)
* (gobbling)
* (sniffles)
* (Royces murmuring)
* **Royces**: (laughing sinisterly) He got away?
* **Miss Theresa**: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
* **Royces**: I designed this creature for to be unstoppable.
* **Miss Theresa**: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
* **Royces**: What? Me?
* **Miss Theresa**: And to reward you we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
* **Royces**: (sighs) 626 will not come easily. Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to...
* **Miss Theresa**: Plasma cannon granted. Do we have a bargain, Dr. Royces?
* (grunts)
* **Kokko**: B-B-But it's a delicate planet! (singsong) Who's going to control him?
* **Miss Theresa**: You will.
* **Kokko**: Very good, Your Highness. I... I didn't quite...
* (door slams shut)
* **Kokko**: Uh, you're not joking!
* **Royces**: So, tell me, my little one-eyed one on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?
* (Song Starts)
* **Man with Chorus**:

1. Mahalo nui ia #
2. Ke Ali iwahine #
3. O Lili ulani #
4. O ka Wohi ku #
5. Ka pipio mai o ke anuenue #
6. Na waihooluu a halikeole #
7. E nana na maka I ke ao malama #
8. Mai Hawaii akea i Kauai... #

* (hula drums beating midtempo rhythm)
* (man shouts joyously in Hawaiian)
* **Man**:

1. O Kal'kaua he inoa #
2. O Ka pua mae ole i ka l' #
3. Ka pua maila I ka mauna #
4. I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea #
5. Ke 'maila I K'lauea #
6. M'lamalama I Wahinekapu #
7. A ka luna o Uw'kahuna #
8. I ka pali kapu o Ka auea #

* **Man and Chorus**:

1. Ea mai ke ali i kia manu #
2. Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo #
3. Ka pua nani a o Hawai i #
4. O Kal'kaua he inoa #

* **Chorus**:

1. O Kal'kaua he inoa #
2. Ka pua mae ole i ka l' #
3. Ka pua maila i ka mauna #
4. I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea #

* **Big Blue**: (speaking Hawaiian)

1. Ke 'maila i K'lauea... #

* **Big Blue**: One, two, three, four...

1. ... M'lamalama I Wahinekapu... #

* **Big Blue**: Ay-yi-yi.

1. ... A ka luna o Uw'kahuna #
2. I ka pali kapu o Ka auea #

* **Man and Chorus**:

1. Mahalo nui ia #
2. Ke Ali iwahine #
3. O Lili ulani #
4. O ka Wohi ku... #
5. Ea mai ke ali I kia manu #
6. Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo #
7. Ka pua nani a o Hawai I #
8. O Kal'kaua he inoa... #

* **All**: He Inoa No Kalani Kalakaua Kulele.
* **Sherbert**: Whoa!
* **Yoshi**: Whoa!
* (women gasp)
* **Big Blue**: Stop. Stop. May, why are you all wet?
* **May**: It's sandwich day. (sighing) Every Thursday, I take Nemo the clownfish a peanut butter sandwich.
* **Big Blue**: Nemo is a fish?
* **May**: And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Nemo tuna! (whispering) Do you know what tuna is?
* **Big Blue**: Fish?
* **May**: It's fish! If I gave Nemo tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is-is stinkin' tuna!
* **Big Blue**: May, May, why is this so important?
* **May**: Nemo controls the weather.
* **Sherbert**: You're crazy.
* (May shrieking)
* (all screaming)
* **Big Blue**: Please! Please! Everybody calm down!
* **Sherbert**: (crying)
* **Big Blue**: Girls... (speaking Hawaiian) Shh. May...
* **May**: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
* **Big Blue**: Maybe we should call your sister.
* **May**: No! I'll be good! I want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced.
* **Sherbert**: Ooh, she bit me.
* **Girls**: Eww!
* (all cheering)
* (girls laughing and shouting)
* **Big Blue**: I called your sister. She said to wait for her here on the porch. We'll try again on Sunday.
* (children shouting playfully in distance)
* **Sherbert**: Does this look infected to you?
* **Yoshi**: Yeah.
* (girls gasping)
* **Sherbert**: You better not have rabies.
* **Amy**: If you have rabies the dogcatcher is going to have to cut...
* **May**: Are you going to play dolls?
* **Sherbert**: You don't have a doll.
* **May**: This is Scrump.
* (all gasping)
* **May**: I made him, but his head is too big. So I pretend a bug laid eggs in his ears, and he's upset because he only has a few more days to...
* (soft, sad music playing)
* **Mrs. See**: May! May? May? Oh, no. (grunts) You better be home.
* (dog barking)
* (engine purring)
* (brakes screech)
* **Mrs. See**: Hey! Watch where you're going! Stupidhead! (panting)
* (Elvis Presley's "Heartbreak Hotel" playing)
* **Elvis Presley**: # I found a new place to dwell... #
* **Mrs. See**: Oh, May! Open the door, May!
* **May**: Go away.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... You make me so lonely, baby... #
* **Mrs. See**: May? We don't have time for this.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... I get so lonely... #
* **May**: Leave me alone to die.
* **Mrs. See**: Come on, May, that social worker's going to be here any minute!
* **Elvis Presley**: #... You still can find... #
* (volume increases)
* **Elvis Presley**: #... some room... #
* **Mrs. See**: (growling)
* **Elvis Presley**: # For brokenhearted lovers to cry away their gloom #
* **Mrs. See**: (frustrated groan)
* **Elvis Presley**: # Don't make me so lonely #

1. I get so lonely I could die... #

* (engine turns off)
* (wood creaking)
* **Mrs. See**: (grunts)
* **Elvis Presley**: # The bellhop's tears keep flowin'... #
* **Mrs. See**: You are so finished when I get in there!
* **May** (mouthing song):

1. Well, they been so long on Lonely Street #
2. They ain't ever gonna look back... #

* **Mrs. See**: Oh, I'm going to stuff you in the blender push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmm, this is great. What's your secret?" I'm going to say... (gasps) "Love... and nurturing." Hi. Uh...
* (hammer clunks)
* **Mrs. See**: You must be the, uh...
* **Eximent Richard**: The stupidhead.
* **Mrs. See**: Oh! Oh... Oh, you know, I'm really sorry about that and if I'd known who you were, of course I never would've... Uh... I can pay for that.
* **Eximent Richard**: It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question?
* **Mrs. See**: Yes. My name's Mrs. See. Nice to meet you, Mister?
* **Eximent Richard**: Richard.
* **Mrs. See**: Eximent Richard. That's a strange...
* **Eximent Richard**: Yes, I know. Are you going to invite me in, Mummy?
* **Mrs. See**: Uh... I thought we could sit out here and talk.
* **Eximent Richard**: I don't think so.
* **Mrs. See**: (quietly): Right. Uh...
* **Elvis Presley**: (from inside):

1. ... It's always crowded... #

* **Mrs. See**: This way.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... You still can find some room #

1. For brokenhearted lovers to cry away their gloom #
2. You make me so lonely, baby... #

* **Mrs. See**: Uh... wait here.
* (clattering)
* (glass breaking, crashing)
* (record scratches, music stops)
* **May**: Hey!
* (clunking)
* **Mrs. See**: (panting): So... lemonade?
* **Eximent Richard**: Do you often leave your sister home alone?
* **Mrs. See**: No. Never.
* (Mrs. see shrieks)
* **Mrs. See**: Well, except for just now. Uh, I had to run to the store to get some...
* (steam whistling)
* **Mrs. See**: Oh!
* **Eximent Richard**: You left the stove on while you were out?
* **Mrs. See**: Low heat! Just a simmer. Mmm! It's coming along great.
* (loud whoosh, yells)
* **May**: I found that this morning.
* **Mrs. See**: May! There you are. Honeyface... this is Eximent Richard.
* **Eximent Richard**: Nice to meet you.
* **May**: Your knuckles say "Eximent."
* (cracking)
* **May**: Eximent Richard. You don't look like a social worker.
* **Eximent Richard**: I'm a special classification.
* **May**: Did you ever kill anyone?
* **Eximent Richard:** We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you happy?
* (no audio)
* **May**: I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways before crossing the street and take long naps, and get disciplined.
* **Mrs. See**: (muffled gasp)
* **Eximent Richard**: Disciplined?
* **May**: Yeah. She disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.
* **Mrs. See**: No...
* **Eximent Richard**: Bricks?
* **May**: Uh-huh, in a pillowcase.
* **Mrs. See:** Okay! That's enough sugar for you. Why don't you run along, you little cutie. (nervous giggle) The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
* **Eximent Richard**: Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have indeed gone wrong.
* (spoons clinking)
* (rattling)
* **May**: My friends need to be punished.
* **Mrs. See**: (groans)
* **Eximent Richard**: Call me next time you're left here alone.
* **May**: Yep.
* **Eximent Richard**: In case you're wondering, this did not go well.
* (nails clattering)
* **Eximent Richard**: You have three days to change my mind.
* **May**: (screaming)
* (screaming continues)
* **May**: Blah.
* **Mrs. See**: Eww! May!
* (boots screech)
* (hinges creak/door shuts)
* (slams)
* (hinges creaks)
* (May roars)
* (snarling and growling)
* (hisses)
* **Mrs. See**: Why didn't you wait at the school? You were supposed to wait there! May!
* **May**: (grunting)
* **Mrs. See**: Do you not understand? Do you want to be taken away? Answer me!
* **May**: No!
* **Mrs. See**: No, you don't understand?
* **May**: No!
* **Mrs. See**: No, what?
* **May**: No! (grunts)
* (muffled whining)
* **Mrs. See**: (frustrated grunt) You're such a pain!
* **May**: So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?!
* **Mrs. See**: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
* **May**: Go ahead! Then you'll be happy because it'll be smarter than me, too!
* **Mrs. See**: And quieter!
* **May**: You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky, like you!
* (slams)
* **Mrs. See**: Go to your room!
* **May**: I'm already in my room!
* (slams)
* **Mrs. See**: (muffled screaming)
* **May**: (muffled screaming)
* (dog barks in distance)
* **Mrs. See**: (softly): Hey. I brought you some pizza, in case you were hungry.
* **May**: We're a broken family, aren't we?
* **Mrs. See**: No. Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
* **May**: We're sisters. It's our job.
* **Mrs. See**: Yeah, well, from now on...
* **May**: I like you better as a sister than a mom.
* **Mrs. See**: Yeah?
* **May**: And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right? (sniffling)
* **Mrs. See**: (gently): Oh... Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes. Yes, I do.
* **May**: (sniffles) I hit Sunset Shimmer today.
* **Mrs. See**: You hit her?
* **May**: Before I bit her.
* **Mrs. See**: You bit her. May, you shouldn't...
* **May**: People treat me different.
* **Mrs. See**: They just don't know what to say. I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.
* **May**: Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.
* **Mrs. See**: Yeah? Would that be good?
* (both giggling)
* **May**: Oh! My camera's full again. (whispering) Aren't they beautiful?
* (low rumbling)
* (electrical crackling)
* (rumbling continuing)
* (thundering whoosh)
* **May**: A falling star!
* (car alarms blaring in distance)
* (whooshing)
* (explosive thud)
* **May**: I call it! Get out! Get out! I have to make a wish! Can't you go any faster?
* **Mrs. See**: Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me.
* **May**: No, it's not!
* **Mrs. See**: It is, too, May. The same thing happened yesterday.
* **May**: You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?!
* (slams)
* **May**: (quietly): It's me again. I need someone to be my friend... someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel... the nicest angel you have.
* (flames roaring)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (shouting in alien language)
* (laughing maniacally)
* (sniffing)
* (feet pattering)
* (plopping)
* (pistol zings)
* (plopping)
* (pistol zings)
* (growls)
* (frog croaking)
* (weapons cock)
* (shouting in alien language)
* (loud rumbling)
* (shouting in alien language)
* (grunting)
* (grunting and groaning)
* **Tom**: What we when hit?
* **Butch**: There it is. It stay jammed under the fender.
* (Tom Cat groans, drivers gasp)
* **Jerry**: We better call somebody.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (groans)
* (groaning)
* (whimpering)
* (gasps)
* (all whimpering)
* (growls)
* (gasps)
* (shouting in alien language)
* (shouting)
* (whimpering)
* **Mrs. See**: We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die... something sturdy, you know?
* **May**: Like a crab.
* **Mrs. See**: May, you lolo. Do we have a crab door? No. We have a cat door. We are getting a cat.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (frantic grunting)
* (Royces laughs in distance)
* **Royces**: So nice to see your pretty face again!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Royces?
* **Sunny**: We need your name and address at the bottom of the form... The kennel's back this way.
* **Mrs. See**: Go. Pick someone out.
* **May**: (echoing): Hello? (echoing): Hello?!
* (thumping)
* **May**: Are there any animals in here?
* (panting and whining)
* (sniffing)
* **May**: Hello! Hi, I'm May!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: I'm 3 Birds
* (May and 3 Birds hugging)
* **May**: Wow!
* **Sunny**: Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. All of our pets are adoptable. Except that one!
* **Mrs. See**: What is that thing?!
* **Sunny**: A bird. I think. But it was dead this morning.
* **Mrs. See**: It was dead this morning?!
* **Sunny**: Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck.
* **May**: I like him! Come here, boy.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (straining growl)
* **Mrs. See**: Oh! Aah!
* (grunts)
* **Mrs. See**: Wouldn't you like a different bird?
* **Sunny**: We have better birds, dear.
* **May**: Not better than him. He can talk! Say hello.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: He... Hel...
* **Sunny**: Birds can't talk, dear.
* **May**: He did.
* **Mrs. See**: Does it have to be this bird?
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (panting)
* (grunting)
* (smacking)
* **May**: Yes, he's good. I can tell.
* **Sunny**: You'll have to think of a name for him.
* **May**: His name is... 3 Birds.
* **Sunny**: Now, that's not a real name...
* **Mrs. See**: Hmm. Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh.
* **Sunny**: ...in New York... but here, it's a good name. 3 Birds it is. And there's a two dollar license fee.
* **May**: I want to buy him! (whispers) Can I borrow two dollars?
* **Sunny**: He's all yours.
* **Royces**: You're all mine.
* **Kokko**: Well, what's he doing?
* **Royces**: Shh! Keep quiet. He's listening for us.
* **Kokko**: (whispering) How good is his hearing? I mean, can he...
* (grunts)
* (choking)
* (laser hums)
* **Royces**: Why don't you run?
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (chirping)
* **May**: Coming! I'm coming!
* **Kokko**: Stop! I have just determined this situation to be far too hazardous!
* **Royces**: Don't worry, I won't hit her.
* **Kokko**: No! That girl is a part of the mosquito food chain. Here! Educate yourself.
* **Royces**: Using a little girl for a shield. This is low, even for you!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (tauntingly) Whoo-hoo!
* **Royces**: Bah!
* **Kokko**: (yells)
* **Royces**: Tear him apart with all both my bare hands!
* **Kokko**: Have you lost your mind?!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (chirping)
* **May**: What is it, 3 Birds?
* **Kokko**: We cannot be seen!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (chirping)
* **Sunny**: Bad bird, chirping at nothing!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (muttering)
* **Kokko**: You can't shoot, and you can't be seen. Look at you! (whispering) You look like a monster. We have to blend in.
* **Mrs. See**: Okay, I got to get to work. Stick around town and stay out of the roads, okay? I'll meet you at 1:00.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Hmm? Oh! Ah! (chuckling)
* (roaring and growling)
* **Mrs. See**: Okay, I guess we should be going. (raspberry kiss)
* **May**: (giggles) What about 3 Birds?
* **Mrs. See**: (disgusted grunt)
* (bicycle bell chimes)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growls)
* **May**: (gasps) My friends!
* (gasping and shrieking)
* (all panting)
* **Sherbert**: What do you want?
* **May**: I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hair and punched you in the face.
* **Sherbert**: Apology not accepted. Now get out of my way before I run you over. (shrieks)
* **May**: I got a new cat. His name is Thomas.
* **Sherbert**: That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw.
* **Yoshi and Amy**: Yeah!
* **Sherbert**: Eww! Get it away from me! I'm gonna get a disease!
* (3 Birds gasps)
* (shrieks)
* (sobbing)
* **Sherbert**: Somebody do something!
* **Kokko**: Oh, great! He's loose.
* **Royces**: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (snarling)
* (frustrated grunting)
* **May**: It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (gasps)
* (babbling)
* **May**: Are you okay?
* (rock intro to Elvis Presley singing "Stuck on You")

1. Doo-doo #
2. Doo-doo #

* **Elvis Presley**: # You can shake an apple off an apple tree #

1. Shake-a, shake-a, sugar, but you'll never shake me #

* - # Uh-uh-uh #
* - # Doo-doo-doo #

1. No, siree, uh-uh... #

* **Mrs. See**: Uh-uh.

1. ... Doo-doo-doo #
2. Doo-doo-doo #

* **Elvis Presley**: # I'm gonna stick like glue #

1. Stick because I'm... #
2. Stuck on you #
3. I'm gonna run my fingers #
4. Through your long, black hair... #

* **Charmander**: Hey, over here, little buddy.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear #
* - # Uh-uh-uh #
* - # Doo-doo-doo #

1. Yes, siree, uh-huh #
2. Doo-doo-doo,
3. Doo-doo-doo #
4. I'm gonna stick like glue #
5. Stick because I'm... #
6. Stuck on you #
7. Hide in the kitchen #
8. Hide in the hall #
9. Ain't gonna do you no good at all #
10. 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts #
11. A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart #
12. Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side... #

* **Royces:** (laughs) When you're ready to give up just let us know, heh?
* **May**: Whee!
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Uh-uh-uh... #
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: Yeah!
* (fast-tempo drumming)
* (drumming continues)
* (slurps)
* (flames roar, audience gasps)
* (applause and cheering)
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: (gasps)
* (grunting)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (laughing)
* **May**: This is you. This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.
* **Mrs. See**: Ay-yi-yi, May! Your bird cannot sit at the table.
* **May**: 3 Birds is troubled. He needs desserts.
* **Mrs. See**: Oh, you didn't even eat your sweet potato. I thought you liked them.
* **May**: Desserts!
* **Mrs. See**: (sighs)
* (people laughing and chatting)
* **May**: Flash! I've got a new bird.
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: Oh! You sure it's a bird?
* **May**: Uh-huh. He used to be a birdie before he got ran over. Yum!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (gobbling)
* **May**: Hey...
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Blah!
* **May**: Eww!
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: Howzit, Mommy?
* **Mrs. See**: Did you catch fire again?
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: Nah, just the stage. Listen, I was wondering if you're not doing anything this...
* **Mrs. See**: Daddy, I told you, I can't. I... I got a lot to deal with right now.
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: I know. I just figured you might need some time...
* **Mrs. See**: You smell like a lawn mower.
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: (exhales and sniffs)
* **Mrs. See**: Look, I got to go. The kid at table three's throwing poi again. Maybe some other time, okay?
* **May**: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: She thinks it's fancy?
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (grumbling) Blech!
* (sniffing)
* (excited grunt)
* (sniffing)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Oh! Mmm!
* **Royces**: Aha! Look what I find! Get restraints!
* **Kokko**: Right.
* **Royces**: Ow! Take that! Hurry!
* **Kokko**: Uh, hold still just a...
* (Kokko screaming)
* **Mrs. See**: (gasping): Aah!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growling)
* (Twilight Sparkle grunting with effort)
* (shouts)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growls)
* (Kokko screams)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (snarling)
* **Kokko**: (coughing)
* **Spike**: Hey, Mommy! Is that your bird?
* **Mrs. See**: Uh...
* **Kokko**: (with woman's voice): All is well. Please, go about your business. I'm okay.
* **Mrs. See**: Oh, your head looks swollen.
* **Royces**: Actually, she's just ugly.
* **Kokko**: (nervous laughter): Darling... He's joking. Ugly... look at me...
* **Spike**: Uh, this is not working out.
* **Mrs. See**: Uh, b-but...
* **Spike**: Mm-mm.
* **Mrs. See**: Yeah? Well, who wants to work at this stupid... fakey luau anyway. Come on, May.
* (crickets chirping)
* (owl hooting)
* **May**: Did you lose your job because of 3 Birds and me?
* **Mrs. See**: Nah. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
* **May**: I knew it. This is a great home. You'll like it a lot.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (hisses)
* **May**: See?
* **Mrs. See**: Uh, May...
* **May**: Comfy.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growls)
* **May**: (grunts) Hey!
* **Mrs. See**: Hey! What is the matter with you?
* **May**: Be careful of the little angel!
* **Mrs. See**: It's not an angel, May. I don't even think it's a bird. We just have to take him back.
* **May**: He's just cranky because it's his bedtime.
* **Mrs. See**: He's creepy, May. I won't sleep while he's loose in the house.
* **May**: You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine! Hey, what are you doing? Stop that, 3 Birds!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growls)
* **Mrs. See**: Hey!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growling and grunting)
* **Mrs. See**: Look at him, May. He's obviously mutated from something else. We have to take him back.
* **May**: He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "O'hana"?
* **Mrs. See**: He hasn't been here that long.
* **May**: Neither have I. Dad said O'hana means family.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Huh?
* **May**: O'hana means family. Family means...
* **May and Mrs. See**: ...nobody gets left behind.
* **May**: Or?
* **Mrs. See**: Or forgotten. I know. I know. I hate it when you use O'hana against me. Mmm.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (grunts)
* **May**: (giggles) Don't worry, you can sleep right next to me.
* **Mrs. See**: (groans)
* (exhausted sigh)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growls)
* (sniffing)
* **May**: Look how curious the kitty is. This is my room, and this is your bed.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (grunts)
* **May**: This is your dolly and bottle. See? Doesn't spill. I filled it with coffee. Good birdie. Now get into bed.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growls)
* **May**: Hey! That's mine! Down!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (grunts) Mmm!
* **May:**: Be careful of that! You don't touch this! Don't ever touch it!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growls)
* (3 Birds muttering in birding language)
* (cloth tearing)
* **May**: No! Don't pull on his head! He's recovering from surgery.
* (growls)
* **May**: No! That's from my blue period.
* (growling)
* (gulps)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Mmm...
* **May**: There.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (purring)
* **May**: You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
* (purrs and grunts)
* (3 Birds humming)
* (muttering)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Ah!
* **May**: Wow. San Francisco.
* (humming)
* (roaring)
* (growling)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (in high voice) Save me! (growling) Eek! (chomping)
* **May**: No more caffeine for you.
* **Royces**: (laughing) This little girl is wasting her time. 626 cannot be taught to ignore its destructive programming. (laughing) Ooh! (laughing) Push that over. (laughing) What are you doing?
* **Kokko**: Nothing!
* **Royces**: Uh, say, I want to try it on.
* **Kokko**: No!
* **Royces**: Share! Let me try it!
* **Kokko**: Hey! Ow! You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty! (gasps) Don't move. A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful.
* (buzzing)
* **Kokko**: Look, another one. And another one! Why, it's a whole flock. And they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses. Now they're, um, they're...
* (Kokko screaming painfully)
* **Mrs. See**: I think it might be a koala. An evil koala. I can't even pet it. It keeps staring at me, like it's going to eat me. (gasps)
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: (over phone): Hello? Mommy? Hello? Are you there?
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (gulping)
* (burps)
* **Royces**: Now, this is interesting.
* **Kokko**: What?
* **Royces**: 626 was designed to be a monster but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing... not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Nah! (sputters) Hmm. Hmm... (growls and grunts)
* (groaning)
* (grunting)
* (grunting)
* (grunting continues)
* (grunting)
* **May**: (yawns) That's the Ugly Duckling. See? He's sad because he's all alone and nobody wants him but on this page, his family hears him crying and they find him. Then the Ugly Duckling is happy because he knows where he belongs.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Hmm... (growls and grunts)
* **May**: Want to listen to the King? You look like an Elvis fan.
* (birds chirping)
* **May**: Mommy. Mommy!
* **Mrs. See**: Uh... yeah?
* **May**: Look.
* (record scratches and pops)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (Elvis Presley's voice): # We can't go on together #

1. With suspicious minds... #

* (jaws creaking)

1. ... cious minds... #

* (creaking)

1. ... can build our dreams... #

* (creaking)

1. ... On suspicious minds... #

* (pounding on door)
* **Mrs. See**: (gasps)
* (creaks, music stops)
* **Mrs. See**: (frightened gasp)
* **Eximent Richard**: Heard you lost your job.
* **Mrs. See**: Well, uh, actually, I just quit that job because, you know, the hours are just not conducive to the challenges of raising a child...
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (growling)
* **Eximent Richard**: (grunts) Hey!
* **Mrs. See**: (gasps) I am so sorry about that.
* **Eximent Richard**: What is that thing?
* **Pinkie Pie**: That's my birdie.
* **Eximent Richard**: Really? (cracking neck) Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience but I cannot ignore you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?
* **Mrs. See**: Perfectly.
* **Eximent Richard**: And next time I see this cat I expect it to be a model citizen... capisce?
* **May**: Uh... yes?
* **Eximent Richard**: New job. Model citizen.
* (plinks and clatters)
* **Eximent Richard**: Good day.
* (Elvis Presley's "Devil in Disguise" intro plays)
* **Elvis Presley**: # You look like an angel... #
* **Mrs. See**: Jonathan;s Grandma? I'm here to answer your newspaper ad.
* **May**: Elvis Presley was a model citizen.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Walk like an angel... #
* **May**: I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one is dancing.
* **Jonathan's Grandma**: I can't talk now, dear. I'm waiting for someone to answer my ad.
* **Mrs. See**: That's why I'm here.
* **May**: Hands on your hips. Now follow my lead.
* (drumbeat)
* (drumbeat)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Ooh-hoo.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... You fooled me with your kisses... #
* **Jonathan's Grandma**: Ah! That's my want ad.
* **Mrs. See**: I know!
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Heaven knows how you lied to me #

1. You're not the way... #

* **Jonathan's Grandma**: Whoa, whoa!
* (thud)
* **Jonathan's Grandma**: Why is everything so dark?
* **Mrs. See**: I am all about coffee.
* **May**: Let's move on to step two.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Walk like an angel... #
* **May**: Elvis played guitar. Here.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Talk like an angel... #
* **May**: Hold it like this, and put your fingers here.
* (strumming softly)
* **May**: See? Now you try.
* (playing blues riff)
* **Mrs. See**: ...and I make great cappuccinos and lattes with...
* **Kayla**: I wish I could, Mommy, but I just hired Freddy and with tourist season ending...
* (playing along with Elvis' solo in "Devil in Disguise")
* (playing loudly)
* (all gasping)
* (ukulele playing continues)
* (playing expertly)
* (song ends)
* **Mrs. See**: Concierge-er-ing is my life.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... You look like an angel... #
* **Mrs. See**: I just love to answer phones...
* **May**: This is the face of romance.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Walk like an angel... #
* **May**: She looks like she could use some lovin'.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Talk like an angel, but I got wise... #
* **Orange Cat**: Oh, we might have something.
* **May**: Good. Now kiss her.
* (3 Birds kisses/Mrs. Wricket screams)
* **Elvis Presley**: #... The devil in disguise... #
* **May**: I'm sure Elvis had his bad days, too.
* **Mrs. See**: I'm all about saving people?
* **Olivia**: Actually, I do think we have an opening.
* **Mrs. See**: Really?
* **May**: Okay, this is it.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... But I was sure surprised... #
* **May**: Time to bring it all together.
* **Mrs. See**: Oh, that'd be so great! You have no idea how badly I need this job.
* **Elvis Presley**: #... The devil in your eyes #

1. You're the devil in disguise... #

* **May**: It's all you! Knock 'em dead!
* (electricity humming)
* **Elvis Presley**: #... The devil in disguise #
* (playing ukulele solo to "Devil in Disguise")
* (people clapping in rhythm)
* **Eason's Mom**: (screams)
* (strums final chord)
* **Elvis Presley**: # You're the devil in disguise... #
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (whimpering)
* **May**: Don't crowd him!
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Oh, yes, you are #

1. The devil in disguise... #

* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (snarling)
* **Stella**: (gasps and screams)
* **Elvis Presley**: # The devil in disguise, oh, yes... #
* **Terence**: Hey, knock it off!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (snarls)
* (Terence yells)
* (panicked screaming)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (snarling hiss)
* (screaming fades)
* (melancholy melody plays)

1. 1.

* **Mrs. See**: (sighing)
* **May**: (sighing)
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: Hey, May! Howzit... Mommy?
* **May**: We've been having a bad day.

1. 1.

* **Mr. See (Ted)**: Hmm... Hey, I might not be a doctor but I know that there's no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves. What you think?
* **Mrs. See**: I think that's a great idea.
* **Man**:

1. Aloha e, aloha e #

* **Chorus**:

1. Aloha e, aloha e #
2. 'Ano'ai ke aloha e #
3. 'Ano'ai ke aloha e #
4. Aloha e, aloha e #
5. Aloha e, aloha e #
6. 'Ano'ai ke aloha e #
7. 'Ano'ai ke aloha e... #

* (drum beats medium tempo rhythm)
* (stringed instrument playing upbeat melody)
* (May giggling)

1. There's no place I'd rather be #

* **Chorus**:

1. Than on my surfboard out at sea #
2. Lingering in the ocean blue #
3. And if I had one wish come true #
4. I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon #
5. Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi #

* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (gasping/chattering)

1. Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu #

* **Man and Chorus**:

1. Flying by on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride #

* (instrumental riff plays)
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: (yelps)

1. Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi #
2. Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu #
3. Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha #
4. O ka moana, hanupanupa #
5. Lalala i ka la hanahana #

* **Mrs. See**: Whoo! (laughing)

1. Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one #

* **May**: Whoo! Yeah!

1. Helehele mai kakou e #
2. Hawaiian roller coaster ride #
3. There's no place I'd rather be #
4. Than on a seashore dry, wet free #
5. On golden sand is where I'd lay #
6. And if I only had my way #
7. I'd play till the sun sets beyond the horizon #
8. Lalala i ka la hanahana #
9. Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one #
10. It's time to try the Hawaiian roller coaster ride #

* (May laughing)

1. Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka #
2. No worry, no fear, ain't no biggy, brahda #
3. Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out #
4. Front side, back side, goofy-footed, wipe out #
5. Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin' #
6. Coastin' with the motion of the ocean #
7. Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling #
8. Hawaiian roller coaster ride... #

* (melody continues)
* **Kokko**: Oh, can't complain, Mom. I'm camping out with a convicted criminal and, uh... oh, I had my head chewed on by a monster!
* **Royces**: Wait... something is not right. 626 is returning willingly to water.
* (communicator beeping)
* **Kokko**: Oh, hold on, Mom... another call.
* (beeps, Mike Wazowski yelps)
* **Miss Theresa**: Mr. Kokko, you are overdue. I want a status report.
* **Kokko**: Oh, uh, things are going well.
* **Royces**: He cannot swim!
* **Kokko**: Things are going well. Royces, aren't they going well?
* **Royces**: Why will he risk drowning?
* **Kokko**: Royces? Royces, help me out here.
* **Miss Theresa**:I would have expected you back by now, with 626 in hand.
* **Kokko**: Just a few things left to pack and, uh, we'll be...
* **Royces**: Hang up.
* (beeps)
* **Royces**: We are going swimming.
* **Kokko**: Huh? (yelling)
* **Man**:

1. There's no place I'd rather be #

* **Chorus**:

1. Than on my surfboard out at sea #
2. Lingering in the ocean blue #
3. And if I had one wish come true #

* **Man and Chorus**:

1. I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon #
2. Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi #

* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (gasping)

1. Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu #

* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (screaming)

1. Flying by #
2. On a Hawaiian roller coaster ride #
3. Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi #
4. Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu #
5. Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha #
6. O ka moana, hanupanupa #
7. Lalala i ka la hanahana #
8. Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one #

* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Yeah!

1. Helehele mai kakou e #
2. Hawaiian roller coaster ride. #

* **Mrs. See and May**: (yelling)
* **Mrs. See**: (gasps) May!
* **May**: (gasps) What happened?
* **Mrs. See**: Oh... some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel.
* **May**: Where's 3 Birds?
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (gasping)
* **May**: (yelling)
* **Mrs. See**: Get off of her!
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: What happened?
* **Mrs. See**: 3 Birds dragged her down.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (gurgling)
* (all gasping)
* **May**: We lost 3 Birds!
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: (inhaling deeply)
* (muffled grunting)
* (both yelling)
* (crashing)
* **Mrs. See**: (panting)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (gurgling)
* **Mrs. See**: (panting) May? May, look at me. Look at me, baby. Are you hurt?
* **May**: No.
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: (gasps and grunts)
* (Mr. See (Ted) panting)
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: He's unconscious, but I think he's alive.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (choking and coughing)
* (growling)
* (snarling)
* **Mrs. See**: Mr. See (Ted), take May. This isn't what it looks like. We were... It-Its just that...
* **Eximent Richard**: I know you're trying, Mommy, but you need to think about what's best for May... even if it removes you from the picture. I'll be back tomorrow morning for May. I'm sorry.
* (melancholy melody plays)
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: Mommy? Is there something I can do?
* **Mrs. See**: No, Daddy. Uh, I need to take May home now. We have a lot to talk about, May. Thanks.

1. 1.

* **Mr. See (Ted)**: You know, I really believed they had a chance. Then you came along.
* (gentle theme plays)
* (crickets chirping)
* (quacks)
* (cheeping)
* (quacking)
* **Mrs. See**: May, honey... we have to, uh...
* **May**: Don't worry. You're nice, and someone will give you a job. I would.
* **Mrs. See**: (sighs) Come here.
* (hammock creaks)
* **Mrs. See**: # Aloha Oe #

1. Aloha Oe #
2. E ke onaona noho i ka lipo #
3. One fond embrace, a ho'i a'e au #
4. Until we meet again. #

* (wind blowing)
* (dreamy tune playing)
* (wind gusting)
* **May**: That's us before... It was rainy, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things and push me. Our family's little now and we don't have many toys but if you want, you could be part of it. You could be our baby and we'd raise you to be good. "O'hana" means family. "Family" means nobody gets left behind but if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves.
* (crickets chirping softly)
* (sweet, gentle melody playing)

* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: I... I... Lost. I'm lost.
* (melody ends)
* **Kokko**: Help! I don't like the ocean! (whimpers and screams) Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. (coughs) They helped sailors in the war... It's a shark! It's a shark, and it ain't friendly! It looks like a dolphin. Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Oh, octopus, come and help me? An octo... octopus is worse than a shark! I hate this planet! (coughs)
* (waves crashing)
* **Kokko**: (gasping)
* **Royces**: Oh... little monster!
* (communicator ringing)
* (beeps)
* **Kokko**: Uh, Agent Kokko here.
* **Miss Theresa**: I have lost patience with you both. Have you captured 626 or not?
* **Kokko**: Um... Uh-uh...
* **Miss Theresa**: Consider yourselves fired and prisonbound. Your incompetence is nothing short of unspeakable!
* (beeps off)
* **Kokko**: But, uh...mm... (sobbing)
* **Royces**: We're fired! Now we do it my way!
* **Kokko**: Your way? (sniffles) Oh... uh, wait!
* **Miss Theresa**: It seems I have overestimated Royces and Kokko.
* **Jedi**: Uh, Royces and Kokko.
* **Miss Theresa**: Whatever. The mission is in jeopardy. This could be your chance to redeem yourself, Jedi. How soon will you be prepared to leave?
* **Jedi**: Immediately.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (moaning)
* (leaves rustling)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (gasps)
* (gasps)
* **Royces**: (chuckling) Don't run. Don't make me shoot you. You were expensive. Yes. Yes, that's it. Come quietly.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Mm... Waiting.
* **Royces**: For what?
* (crunches)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Family.
* **Royces**: Ah! You don't have one. I made you.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Oh... maybe I could...
* **Royces**: You're built to destroy. You can never belong. Now come quietly and we will take you apart. No, no, no, no, don't, don't run! Don't run! (groans)
* **Mrs. See**: (sighs)
* **May**: (sighs)
* (gentle melody plays)
* **Mrs. See**: May. (sniffles) I didn't hear you get up. May, what's wrong?
* **May**: 3 Birds left.
* **Mrs. See**: Really?
* **May**: It's good he's gone. He didn't want to be here, anyway. We don't need him.
* **Mrs. See**: (sighs) May... sometimes you try your hardest but things don't work out the way you want them to. Sometimes things have to change and maybe sometimes they're for the better... even if.
* (knocking)
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: Mommy!
* **Mrs. See**: Daddy!
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: (panting) I think I found you a job.
* **Mrs. See**: You what?!
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: Old man Kukhkini's store, but we got to hurry.
* **Mrs. See**: Oh, um, okay. May? May, this is really important. I need you to stay here for a few minutes. I'm going to be right back. Lock the door and don't answer it for anyone, okay? Things are finally turning around. Aw, Daddy, I owe you one.
* **Mr. See (Ted)**: That's okay. You can just date me, and we'll call it even.
* (weapon firing)
* **Royces**: Come back here, you little!
* (grunting)
* (frantic panting)
* **May**: 3 Birds? What is it?
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Shh!
* (loud thud, Tom Cat gasps)
* **Royces**: Oh, hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore. Didn't I tell you? We got fired this morning. (laughing) New rules.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (grunting): Ha!
* **Royces**: Ooh.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (laughing) Oh, ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
* (ricocheting)
* **Elvis Presley**: # You ain't nothin' but a hound dog... #
* **May**: What are we going to do?
* **Elvis Presley**: #... Cryin' all the time... #
* **Royces**: Ooh! I love this song!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (birdie word)
* **May**: Pliers.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (birdie word)
* **May**: Screwdriver.
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Check.
* **Royces**: Come out, my friend from whomever you're hiding behind.

1. ... Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit #
2. And you ain't no friend of mine... #

* **Royces**: What the? Ooh!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (laughing)
* **Royces**: Come on! What's the big deal?
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (shouts in birdie language)
* **Royces**: I'll put you back together again. I'll make you taller and not so fluffy!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: I like fluffy!
* **Kokko**: No... No... No!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (speaks alien language)
* **Royces**: Oh, leave my mother out of this!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: (groans)
* **Royces**: You could do with a makeover. I tried to give you my good looks but let's face it, something went wrong.
* **May**: No!
* (Red, Chuck and Blue snarling)
* (Royces grunting)
* **May**: Quick! Follow me! If we make it to...
* **Kokko**: You're alive!
* **May**: They're all over the place!
* (Royces laughs)
* **Royces**: Running away? Here... let me stop you.
* **Kokko**: (yells and gulps)
* **Royces**: You always get in the way!
* **Kokko**: Where's the girl? What have you done to the girl?
* **May**: Hello? Eximent Richard? Peoples are attacking my house.
* **Kokko**: No, no, no! No peoples!
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: Blue punch buggy!
* **Royces**: (sputtering)
* **Red, Chuck and Blue**: No punch back.
* (horn beeps)
* **Pinkie Pie**: They want my cat!
* **Mike Wazowski**: There's no need to alert the authorities. Everything's under control.
* **Li Shang**: Pinkie Pie, who was that?
* **Pinkie Pie**: Oh, good, my cat found the chainsaw.
* **Li Shang**: Pinkie Pie! Don't hang!
* **Tom Cat**: (laughing)
* (Tom Cat screeching, chainsaw buzzing)
* **Tom Cat**: Ha!
* **James P. Sullivan**: You shouldn't play with guns.
* **Tom Cat**: Oh, okay.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Thank you.
* (gun whining in overload)
* **James P. Sullivan**: Oh, I just remembered. It's your birthday! Happy birthday!
* **Tom Cat**: Merry Christmas!
* **James P. Sullivan**: It's not Christmas.
* **Tom Cat**: Happy Hanukkah!
* **Pinkie Pie**: We're leaving Thomas?
* **Mike Wazowski**: Trust me. This is not going to end well.
* **James P. Sullivan**:One potato.
* **Tom Cat**: Two potato.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Three potato.
* **Tom Cat**: Four.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Five potato.
* **Tom Cat**: Six potato.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Seven potato, more.
* **James P. Sullivan and Tom Cat**: (alternating): My... mother... told... me... you... are... it.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Oh, I win!
* (explosion thunders)
* (thud)
* (Mike Wazowski yelling)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Thanks. Mahalo plenty. You won't be disappointed. I'll show up early to help with the morning deliver...
* (siren wailing, horn blaring)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Oh, don't turn left.
* (tires screeching)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: No. (groaning)
* (gasps)
* **Pinkie Pie**: One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Oh, Pinkie Pie! Please don't do this.
* **Li Shang**: You know I have no choice.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance!
* **Li Shang**: You're making this harder than it needs to be.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: You don't know what you're doing! She needs me!
* **Li Shang**: Is this what she needs?! It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you. Pinkie Pie! Pinkie Pie!
* (Twilight Sparkle in distance): Pinkie Pie!
* (Li Shang in distance): Pinkie Pie!
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie Pie!
* **Li Shang**: Pinkie Pie!
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie Pie!
* **Pinkie Pie**: (gasps) You ruined everything. You're one of them?
* **Tom Cat**: Ooh!
* **Pinkie Pie**: (grunts) Get out of here, Tom.
* **Tom Cat**: (gasps)
* (twig snaps)
* (both grunting)
* **Drako**: Surprise! (laughing) And here I thought you'd be difficult to catch. Ho-ho-ho. Silly me.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie Pie?
* (footsteps approaching)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie Pie! (screams)
* (Tom Cat yowling)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: (gasps)
* (Tom Cat growling)
* (container beeps)
* **Drako**: There you go, all buckled up for the trip. And look... I even caught you a little snack.
* **Pinkie Pie**: (gasps)
* (Drako chuckling)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: (gasps) No! Stop!
* (engines revving)
* **Tom Cat**: (grunting and growling)
* (engines whirring)
* (Tom Cat yelling)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie Pie.
* **Tom Cat**: (groaning) Aah!
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now where is Pinkie Pie? Talk! I know you can.
* **Tom Cat**: (groans) Okay, okay.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: (shrieks)
* **Tom Cat**: (groans)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Where's Pinkie Pie?
* **Tom Cat**: (sighs): Pinkie Pie... (yells)
* **James P. Sullivan**: (laughing) Now all your washing is up!
* **Mike Wazowski**: You're under arrest! Read him his rights.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Listen carefully.
* (Tom Cat grunting)
* (James P. Sullivan laughing)
* **Mike Wazowski**: Hello? Galactic Command? Experiment 626 is in custody. We'll wait right here.
* (beeps off)
* (James P. Sullivan laughing)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: (ragged gasp)
* **Tom Cat**: (groans)
* **James P. Sullivan**: (laughs) Huh?
* **Mike Wazowski**: (whispering) Don't interact with her.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Where's Pinkie Pie?
* **James P. Sullivan**: Who? What?!
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie Pie... my sister.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Uh, sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh...
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie Pie! She's a little girl... this big! She has pink hair and blue eyes and she hangs around with that thing!
* **Tom Cat**: Uh...
* **James P. Sullivan**: (sighs) We know her.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Bring her back.
* **Mike Wazowski**: Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of Galactic resources.
* **James P. Sullivan**: See, problem is... were just here for him.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: So she's gone?
* **Mike Wazowski**: Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore. (chuckles nervously)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: (sighs)
* (sobbing)
* **James P. Sullivan**: Come.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: (sobbing continues)
* **Tom Cat**: O'hana.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: Huh?
* **James P. Sullivan**: Hey! Get away from her.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: No! What did you say?
* **Tom Cat**: O'hana means family. Family means...
* **Twilight Sparkle and Tom Cat**: ...nobody gets left behind.
* **Tom Cat**: Or forgotten. Yeah. Hey... (speaking alien language)
* **James P. Sullivan**: What?! After all you put me through you expect me to help you just like that?! Just like that?!
* **Tom Cat**: Ih.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Fine.
* **Mike Wazowski**: Fine? You're doing what he says?
* **James P. Sullivan**: Uh, he's very persuasive.
* **Mike Wazowski**: Persuasive?! What exactly are we doing?
* **James P. Sullivan**: Rescue.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: We're going to get Pinkie Pie?
* **Tom Cat**: Ih.
* (engine rumbling)
* **Mike Wazowski**: Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today.
* **James P. Sullivan**: (laughs): You, too?
* **Tom Cat**: (laughing)
* (gasps)
* **Tom Cat**: Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
* **James P. Sullivan**: What? Did you think we walked here?
* (alarm chirps)
* **Drako**: This is Drako, requesting hyperspace clearance.
* **Computer Voice**: Stand by for clearance.
* (engines rumbling)
* **Pinkie Pie**: (sniffles)
* (engines roaring)
* (engines whining)
* (brass fanfare plays)
* **Computer Voice**: Clearance is granted on vector C-12.
* **Drako**: Connect me to Dean Hardscrabble.
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Drako, what's going on?
* **Drako**: I thought you'd like to know that the little abomination is... is...
* (spaceship horn plays "La Cucaracha")
* (squeaking on glass)
* **Drako**: (screams)
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Yes, Captain?
* **Drako**: (grunting) I'll call you back.
* (engines whooshing)
* **Drako**: How did you get out of there?
* **Twilight Sparkle**: So what exactly are we doing?
* **James P. Sullivan**: Don't worry, is all part of plan. We are professionals. Hey! Get that out of your mouth!
* **Mike Wazowski**: (shrieks)
* **James P. Sullivan**: Hold on!
* **Drako**: (grunts)
* **James P. Sullivan**: Okay, is show time!
* **Tom Cat**: (laughing)
* (whooshing)
* **James P. Sullivan**: This is it!
* **Twilight Sparkle**: (yelling)
* **Drako**: (grunts)
* **Tom Cat**: Go! Go! Go! (laughing maniacally)
* (growling)
* **Drako**: Little savage! Get off my ship!
* (Tom Cat yelling)
* **Pinkie Pie**: Tom!
* (Tom Cat yelling)
* **Tom Cat**: (grunts)
* (grunts)
* (grunting)
* (groans)
* **Frog**: (croaks)
* **Drako**: Computer, locate Experiment 626.
* **Computer**: 626 located.
* **Drako**: We finish this now.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Tom is unconscious.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: What do we do now?
* **James P. Sullivan**: We stay close. Hope for a miracle. That's all we can do.
* (engine whooshing)
* **Frog**: (croaks)
* **Drako**: No!
* **Pinkie Pie**: Don't leave me, okay?
* **Tom Cat**: Okay. Okay.
* (horn honking)
* (rumbling)
* **Tom Cat**: Okay.
* **Gordy**: (grunts)
* **Tom Cat**: (grunting)
* **Computer**: Target 626 is in motion. Speed is 84.
* **Drako**: Impossible!
* (horn blaring)
* **Pinkie Pie**: Tom!
* **Tom Cat**: Hmm?
* (engines roaring)
* **Drako**: Abomination.
* **Tom Cat**: Stupidhead. Yee-haw! Aloha!
* **Drako**: (grunts)
* **Tom Cat**: (laughing)
* **Drako**: You're vile! You're foul! You're flawed!
* **Tom Cat**: Also cute and fluffy!
* (Drako yelling)
* **Pinkie Pie**: You came back.
* **Tom Cat**: Nobody gets left behind.
* **Pinkie Pie**: (kisses)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: (screams) Pinkie Pie!
* **Pinkie Pie**: Good cat.
* **Twilight Sparkle**: (whooping)
* **Flash Sentry**: (gasping) Auwe!
* **Pinkie Pie**: Flash!
* **Flash Sentry**: Hey, Pinkie Pie.
* **Pinkie Pie**: Can you give us a ride to shore?
* **Flash Sentry**: Uh... Sure! But I have to make two trips. So you're from outer space, huh? I heard the surfing's choice.
* **CDA Agent #1**: We have 626.
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Take him to my ship.
* **Pinkie Pie**: Leave him alone.
* **Li Shang**: Hold on.
* **Drako**: Dean Hardscrabble, let me explain.
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Silence! I am retiring you, Drako.
* **Mike Wazowski**: Actually, credit for the capture goes to...
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Goes to me. You'll be lucky if you end up on a Fluff Trog farm after we sort this thing out.
* **James P. Sullivan**: Uh... I think I should...
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: You! You're the cause of all this! If it wasn't for your Experiment 626 none of this...
* **Tom Cat**: Thomas.
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: What?
* **Tom Cat**: My name Thomas.
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Thomas, then. If it wasn't for Thomas...
* **Tom Cat**: Does Thomas have to go in the ship?
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Yes.
* **Tom Cat**: Can Thomas say good-bye?
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Yes.
* **Tom Cat**: Thank you.
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Who are you?
* **Tom Cat**: This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken... but still good. Yeah. Still good.
* **Mike Wazowski**: Does he really have to go?
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: (sighs) You know as well as I that our laws are absolute. I cannot change what the Council has decided.
* **Li Shang**: Pinkie Pie, didn't you buy that thing at the shelter?
* **Pinkie Pie**: Hey! Three days ago, I bought Tom at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.
* **Li Shang**: Monsters are all about rules.
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: You look familiar.
* **Li Shang**: CIA. Roswell. 1973.
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: Ah, yes. You had hair then. Take note of this. This creature has been sentenced to life in exile a sentence that shall be henceforth served out here... on Earth...  and as caretaker of the animal life-form, Tom, this family is now under the official protection of the United Galactic Federation. We'll be checking in now and then.
* **Li Shang**: I was afraid you were going to say that. This won't be easy to explain back at headquarters.
* **Dean Hardscrabble**: I know what you mean. (quietly) Don't let those two get on my ship.
* (engines roaring)
* **Twilight Sparkle**: CIA?
* **Li Shang**: Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced a monster race that mosquitoes were an endangered species. Now, about your house...
* (playing acoustic ukulele)
* **Tom Cat**: Wait.
* (playing amplified ukulele)
* (up-tempo rock beat plays)
* **Wynonna Judd**: # Lord Almighty, I feel my temperature rising #

1. Ooh #
2. Higher and higher #
3. It's burning through to my soul #
4. Baby, baby, baby #
5. You're gonna set me on fire #
6. Yeah #
7. My brain is flaming #
8. I don't know which way to go #

* (timer dings)
* **Wynonna Judd**: # Yeah #

1. 'Cause your kisses lift me higher #
2. Like the sweet song of a choir #
3. You light my morning sky #
4. With burning love #
5. Mmm... ooh, ooh, ooh #
6. I feel my temperature rising #
7. Mmm #
8. Help me, I'm flaming #
9. I must be a hundred and nine #
10. Burning, burning, burning #
11. And nothing can cool me #

* (engine whirring)
* **Wynonna Judd**: # Mmm #

1. I just might turn into smoke #
2. But I feel fine, yeah #
3. 'Cause your kisses lift me higher #
4. Like a sweet song of a choir #
5. And you light my morning sky #
6. With burning love #
7. Burning love #
8. Mmm #

* (instrumental break)

1. Burning love #
2. It's coming closer #
3. The flames are now licking my body #
4. Won't you help me? #
5. I feel like I'm slipping away #
6. Oh, yeah #
7. It's hard to breathe #
8. And my chest is just a-heaving #
9. Mmm, mmm #
10. Lord have mercy, it's burning a hole in me #
11. Yeah #
12. 'Cause your kisses lift me higher #
13. Like the sweet song of a choir #
14. You light my morning sky #
15. With burning love #
16. Burning love #
17. Burning love! #
18. Burning love #
19. I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love #
20. I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love #
21. I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love #
22. I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love #
23. I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love #
24. I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love #
25. I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love #
26. I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love #
27. I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning... #
28. Love. #

* (The End)