Punch, Part I

### Characters (in order of appearance)

PinkFrosting88, Mee, Reginald, Allon, The Commander, Space Tree, Dr. Vampire, Tahoma Fresh, Space Tree's Date (cameo), Random McPerson (cameo), Tarmex, Tarbob

## Credits

### Voices

Datlin...............................Mee Marone, Tarbob
Kagome.........................T-Fresh, Pinkfrosting
Steve Sutton..................................Dr. Vampire

Mee accidently sends the Commander into a coma during a practical joke gone awry with a punch **RIGHT IN THE FACE**. Also, Tahoma gets kinda screwed over by channel K news.

## Transcript

*{Begins with Pinkfrosting, and Mee holding a bowl of punch.}*

**PINKFROSTING:** That wasn't funny. *{Walks away.}*

**MEE**: Whatever... I knew *you* wouldn't get it.

**REGINALD:** Get what?

**MEE:** Oh, well I was just like, "uh, Hey you want some punch?"

**REGINALD:** Uh, yeah, OK.

**MEE:** Well then, PUNCH! *{Punches Reginald.}*. Ha ha, you know?

**REGINALD:** *{Grabs Mee.}* Hey man, what the fu--

**MEE:** Whoa, Whoa! It was just a joke, Reginald!

**REGINALD:** Oh. Ohhh, I get it. *{Lets Mee go.}* Good one, man.

**MEE:** Yeah. Hey Pugsly!

**ALLON:** Yeah?

**MEE:** Do you want some punch?

**ALLON:** You're not going to punch me, are you?

**MEE:** Of course not.

**ALLON:** Oh, well, in that case, I-- UH! *{Mee punches Allon. Brief pause.}* Can I actually have some punch though? Cuz I'm pretty thirsty.

**MEE:** I don't think so. *{Allon walks off, sad.}*

**COMMANDER:** Hey Meelord, I heard you had some punch.

**MEE:** I do, indeed.

**COMMANDER:** Well then, give me some of that punch over here, man. Right in the face!

**MEE:** Ok... *{Quickly holds out a glass of punch to Commander's face, and drops it into his hand.}*

**COMMANDER:** *{Drinks, smacks lips.}* Pretty good. What is it, like mango flavor--

**MEE:** *{As he punches Commander.}* PUNCH! Haha, mango. You fell right into that one man. Right into it. Commander. Commander? *{We see Commander is sprawled on the floor.}* COMMANDER? Its just a joke, get up. *{Kicks Commander.}* Hey. HEY! Uh, is that blood? Heh, uh... Commander...

**SPACE TREE:** *{Approaches Mee and Commander.}* Hey I heard you were punching people in the face in here and *{Notices wounded Commander.}* uh, what --

**MEE:** *{Tosses away punch bowl.}* I didn't do it!

**SPACE TREE:** What happened?

**MEE:** I don't know, he was... It was like that when I got here, okay? I think the green kid might have slipped him some --

**SPACE TREE:** Whatever, I'll call the space hospital.

**MEE:** Just as long as they know I didn't do it!

*{Ding. The setting is now Commander's Hospital room. He lays in a bed next to a heart monitor. The words "MEE MARONE DIDN'T DO THIS" are written on his headboard.}*
Mee Marone didn't do this
**ALLON:** So, is he gonna be ok?

**Space Tree:** I'm sure he is, he just got punched in the face. *{Pan over to the right to reveal Dr. Vampire.}*

**Dr. Vampire:** Why don't you leave the diagnosis to the professionals, okay hotshot?

**SPACE TREE:** Are you the Commander's doctor?

**Dr. Vampire:** My name is Dr. Vampire. M.D.

**Allon:** Uh, are you a vampire?

**DR. VAMPIRE:** I don't see how that's relevant, sir. I'm here today to use my medical skills to save your friend's neck. His juicy, blood-filled neck.

**SPACE TREE:** Ok, well if you need anyone to donate some organs, this guy here *{Indicates Allon, who looks alarmed.}* will do it. In fact, here's one of his kidneys. *{Holds up kidney.}*

**ALLON:** Hey!

**DR. VAMPIRE:** Thank you sir. I think I'll name her Karen. Karen the kidney.

**ALLON:** *{Suprised.}* My kidney is a girl?

*{We now see Mee and T. Fresh sitting down to a meal.}*

**TAHOMA:** Is something wrong, Meelord? You've hardly been an asshole all night!

**MEE:** Oh, its nothing, its just-- one of my co-workers is in a coma, and I cant help feeling partially responsible for him being there.

**TAHOMA:** Oh, you can't go blaming yourself. How could it possibly be your fault?

**MEE:** I know, its crazy. Just because I'm the one who punched the kid in the face, thereby putting him in a coma. Stupid huh?

**TAHOMA:** You put some kid in a coma?

**MEE:** You’re right; I can’t blame myself for these things. Unfortunately, *{Digs fork into entrée.}* they're out of my control.

*{Whoosh over to next table, where Tarbob and Tarmex are using a listening device.}*

**TARMEX:** Hey, did you hear that? Tahoma Fresh's boyfriend put some kid in a coma!

**TARBOB:** What a scoop! This is just the break we've been waiting for!

*{CHANNEL K NEWS FLASH IN WIDESCREEN! During the newscast, the screen changes often, see bottom of page for details.}*

**TARBOB:** This just in! Earlier today, the boyfriend of Tahoma Fresh punched this young, innocent child in the face, putting him into a, supposedly fatal, coma. I have no confirmation on this, but I believe she did it simply because he refused to watch her shitty little news show. I for one would prefer to live in a space world where children can tune into channel K news without the threat of being knocked out by a big haired Channel J reporter, and her face-punching goons. But it seems to me that, as long as Tahoma Fresh is around, that’s not gonna happen.

**MEE:** *{Now we see Mee and Tahoma watching TV.}* Heh, he called you a face-punching goon.

**TAHOMA:** *{Irritated}* He was talking about YOU!

**MEE:** That's ridiculous; we've already established that I had nothing to do with the coma.

**TAHOMA:** That four-eyed son of a bitch has been looking for dirt on me for years. And now, thanks to you, he’s found a big dirty pile of it! Dirt.

**MEE:** Uh, I still don't see what this has to do with me, T. Fresh. It's like you’re connecting 2 totally unrelated things here.

*{Back to newscast.}*

**TARBOB:** We now go live to myself, at the sexy Spacetown Hospital. Bob?

*{We now go to the Tarbob at the Space Hospital, standing with Dr. Vampire}*

**TARBOB:** Thanks, Bob. I'm here with Dr. Vampire, and --

**DR. VAMPIRE:** *{Still holding Karen}* Actually, it's pronounced Dr. Vampire.

**TARBOB:** Uh, yeah, so could you please tell me and my large viewing audience, what exactly caused the patient to fall into this delicious coma?

**DR. VAMPIRE:** Well, according to my medical research, he was punched in the face.

**TARBOB:** Whoa, lets just tone down the medical jargon, ok, Doc?

**MEE:** Punched in the face? Wait a minute; I punched the Commander in the face earlier today. *{Begins pinching chin in thought.}* Could that mean that I am somehow responsible for his coma?

**TAHOMA:** That’s what I've been saying...

**MEE:** Hold on a second, Tahoma, I think the TV is on to something here.

**TARBOB:** So, is there any chance at all the patient will survive the face surgery?

**Dr. Vampire:** There's about a 99.999% chance that he'll be perfectly fine.

**TARBOB:** So there's still a chance that he won't. What have you done, Tahoma Fresh... What have you done! Tahoma Fresh! You did this. Live on Channel K News.

**TAHOMA:** Frickin' Tarbob. If only I had some way to get back at him!

**MEE:** *{Jumping off couch}* Don't worry, Tahoma. I'll take care of it!

**TAHOMA:** You will?? Oh, thank you!

**MEE:** That's right, I'm not going to let Dr. Dipshit there do surgery on the guy I allegedly put into a coma.

**TAHOMA:** Wait, what??

**MEE:** I'm going down to that hospital, and I'm going to perform the surgery myself!

**TAHOMA:** You don't have to do that --

**MEE:** Shh.. It's ok, Tahoma, its all going to be ok...

*{Roll Credits.}*

## Fun Facts

* During Tarbob's newscast, the newsbox next him changes a bunch. Here's what the whole thing was:
	+ "WHAT A SCOOP, BITCH!"
	+ silhouette of Mee
	+ angry picture of Tahoma
	+ very sad picture of Commander...
	+ ... which then fades into the Commander's skeleton with hair & teardrop
	+ doodle of Tahoma with the caption "I PUNCH YOU"
	+ "CHANNEL J MORE LIKE CHANNEL GAY AM I RIGHT"
	+ picture of Tahoma punching Jesus
	+ "THIS ONE TIME TAHOMA FRESH KILLED A DOG AND ATE IT DUDES"
	+ (the DUDES then changes to "(not really)"
	+ inverse- Tarbob is in the box and an angry Tahoma is on the outside... then three more clones (goons) of hers appear
	+ inverse of that
	+ picture of Tarbob with the caption "MY NAME IS TARBOB"

* In the restaurant, while the camera pans from Mee and Tahoma to Tarmex and Tarbob, we can briefly see Space Tree's Date and Random McPerson sitting together.
* Tarbob couldn't have been searching for dirt on Tahoma for years, as he only knew about channel J in the giving tree, and thus wouldn't have known about Tahoma as a rival at least.