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Conviction of the Celestial Cataclysm

**Conviction of the Celestial Cataclysm** is a skill that Randidly gained in chapter 1607 after finishing the Path Conviction of the Celestial Cataclysm.

## Description

Your ability to focus and predict outcomes has increased. In addition, the effects of training and the power of your images increases. Your ability to conjure details has slightly increased. Your ability to broaden the number of details in your image has vastly increased. The increase in image efficiency is slightly increased per Skill Level. Damage improvement is slightly increased per Skill Level.

## Notes

* It's an evolved version of the skill Conviction of the Smiling Horror.
* The 500th level of this skill opened the Path Determined.
Erode Image

**Erode Image** is a skill that Randidly gained in chapter 414, when his class Planting of the Forest of Enmity (+++++) gained 5th level.

**Location obtaining:** Raid Dungeon.

## Description

When dealing with an opponent who uses an image, strike directly at the image, weakening it. Mana costs depends on strength of the image. Repeated use causes permanent damage to the target’s image, and might cause their Skill level to drop.

## Notes

* In chapter 419 this skill took all the skills from a monster.
* In chapter 460 this skill weakened Cyndra, who was then killed by Randidly.
* In chapter 501 this skill broke the Mana Tether between Katie and the Ghost.
* In chapter 1929 after finishing the Path Breath of the Imaginary Firebird this skill was fused into the skill Volatile Breath from Beyond (T).
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update 11

## Update 11

**Update 11** of Volume 1 features pages 25 and page 26. The update first went live on July 30, 2018. It was republished on November 19, 2018 following the site revamp.

## Summary

Uni and Caroline are excited at the thought of a new patient and talk about all the fun things they could do. Cuddles explains that the new patient must be evaluated before he can be situated, and tells the two that he's not to be disturbed until he's been properly situated, otherwise there will be *DIRE CONSEQUENCES*.

After warning them, Cuddles promptly leaves. Hemera quickly chimes in and reinforces what Cuddles had said, not wanting to get the new patient dragged into the two's shenanigans. Caroline calls her bossy, to which Hemera explains that she's simply trying to keep her and Uni from getting killed.
The Kiddois

* Winnie Doi
* Twinzie Doi

## Bio

The Kiddois are assistants who organize things the patients mess up and keep track of inventory. **Twinzie** is like a rebellious teenager in the body of a 38 year old, never on task and consuming addictive substances and snapping at people who just want help finding things. **Winnie** is his nervous sister who has trouble talking to people, and this makes her job hard for her.
Acid Resistance

**Acid Resistance** is a skill that Randidly gained in chapter 4 during his escape from the Lvl 27 lime green frog.

**Location obtaining:** surroundings of safe room of the Dungeon.

## Description

This skill strengthens the user's skin, making it less vulnerable to the effects of acids. The user's immunity is better at resisting various acids. The time to completely remove the acid from the body decreases with the skill level. The amount of damage from acid decreases with the level of the skill.

## Notes

* In chapter 1616 this skill was dropped.

## Images

Changes in the levels of the skill Acid Resistance
Emotional Evolution IV (Path)

## Rewards

**Intermediate rewards:** unknown.

**Completion rewards:** +100 Uncommon Metabolism.

## Related notifications

* Congratulations! You have completed the Emotional Evolution IV Path! The ringing silence around you hums with the force of emotions moving within your skin. More than a person, you have become a shelter that houses a hundred disparate desires, each desperate to be heard. Each bleeding to enact its will upon the world.
* Congratulations! Be very careful: your emotions might take on a mind of their own. Exercise extreme caution.
Clockwork Mastery

**Clockwork Mastery** is a skill that Randidly gained in chapter 147 by examining and taking apart various clockwork and toys. This skill was obtained by accident when Randidly decided to fill the images of some of his skills with time and clocks.

**Location obtaining:** Qtal.

## Description

The user gains a greater understanding of the operation of the various clock-based mechanisms. It slightly improves the chance of successfully crafting, dismantling, and repairing a similar item.

## Notes

* In chapter 1616 this skill was forgotten.
Character Blogs

This page contains a list of in-universe roleplay blogs, typically ran by Kittycorn but may also be ran by other Sparklecrew members. These accounts are non-canon roleplay or parody blogs that are ran on Tumblr.

## Active

These are the main blogs that are active and used frequently.

## Blog Information

### Nonediblegummies

Nonediblegummies is a character blog featured around Caroline Coughs, It is currently run by Kittycorn. The majority of posts are interacting with the other character blogs, answering asks in character, and other sorts of the like. The blog's first post was on November 15th 2022 at around 10:38 PM.

## In-Active/Old

These are old or inactive blogs that are no longer in use.

## AU Character Blogs

These blogs are similar to the other ones but are made for Alternate Universes such as Cometcare. These are also non-canon

## Cite Sources

1. ↑ https://www.tumblr.com/sparklecarehospital/180124552852/sorry-i-cant-find-the-faq-whats-up-with-the?source=share
Flexibility

**Flexibility** is a skill that Thorn gained in chapter 58. Helen likely has this skill as well.

**Location obtaining:** surroundings of Donnyton.

## Description

This skill allows the user to move more smoothly. All movements become more sophisticated, which allows for shorter strike times and increased surprise in attacks. You can do movements that require a lot of training and stretching. With an increase in the level, the smoothness of movements increases, and your body will acquire the ability to perform incredible movements.

## Notes

* In chapter 213 Randidly created a variation of this skill. It was the skill Flexibility of the White Hunters.
* In chapter 535 Terra had this skill.
Cooking

**Cooking** is a skill that Randidly gained in chapter 73 from a side job as a cook at a restaurant.

**Location obtaining:** Franksburg.

## Description

This skill allows the user to cook more delicious meals. The taste, smell and appearance of meals improves with skill level.

## Quotes

“I don’t know what strength really is… or even when to use it.” The cook (Randidly) said tiredly, strolling forward, leaping lightly out past the counter. “But… I’m seeking it, that knowledge and strength. Seeking it is really all you can do. And sometimes, you find it in unexpected places, even in cooking. Do not underestimate the world.” (Chapter 185)

## Spices

In chapter 183 it was found that the 4 potion ingredients can be used as spices.

 Blue
 Red
 Green
 Purple

## Images

Changes in the levels of the skill Cooking
Lee Pinata

**Lee Pinata** (A.k.A **Lee**, Or **Pinata**)

## Bio

He usually keeps to himself, and keeps his life private from anyone who isn’t close to him. He loves spending time with his wife Dr Funfetti when he can, and loves tasting any new cake recipe she tries out! Even though he’s soft-spoken he’s actually quite fun-loving, and enjoys parties especially ones with many balloons! After Funfetti started working there she told Pinata about what was happening and Cuddles was angry and forced not only him to also work there but keep them trapped so they wouldn’t risk telling more people. Those who work there cannot tell anyone on the outside what they do, or else they face extreme consequences of death or imprisonment (and generally most people also don’t say anything to others because they’re afraid they’ll also get in trouble for the crimes they commit themselves or not be believed just like the patients aren’t believed, so what’s the point?)

### Appearance

A shaggy pinata dog. Composed of hues of yellow, red, blue and green. The texture of his fur resembles paper mache (commonly used on the exterior of traditional pinatas.) He is heterochromic and his left eye color is blue while his right eye is green.

### Personality

Like many other staff, he doesn’t wanna be here but works here because he has to! He is incredibly jumpy and skittish, and absolutely terrified of Dr Cuddles and other doctors. He’s friends with most of the nurses, and wants to help the patients as much as he can! He tries his best to avoid mistakes, and when he makes one he’s quick to fix it

### Relationships

* Boxa

**Boxa** **Funfetti** and **Lee** **Pinata** are dating. Him and **Boxa** match crop tops and **Boxa** is also like a **Party Anthry**.

## Trivia

* Pinata's response to the sex question is “uhh sometimes?”
* Pinata and Funfetti match crop tops

https://toyhou.se/18053091.nurse-pinata
Astral Projection

**Astral Projection** is a skill that Simon gained in chapter 294 for gaining the class Dreamer.

**Location obtaining:** Star Crossing.

## Description

The user gets the opportunity to create an astral projection. With this projection the user can move away from the physical body and observe the place where he moved in the astral projection. This skill has no range and with its help it is possible to get to any place in the Zone except Dungeons. Astral projection has no physical or any other form. To create and maintain an astral projection, no Mana or Stamina is required, only the user's concentration and will are important. The speed of switching attention between the astral and physical bodies increases with the level of the skill. At a time the user can focus on only one astral projection or his body.

## Notes

* At first, Simon thought his skill had a limited range. However, he was wrong and he was afraid to move away from his body. With this skill he was even able to cross the border of the Zone.
* Some level of this skill up to the 50th opened the Path Astral Body.
* Growth of the skill slowed down after level 50.
* The user in the astral body created by this skill is not affected by illusion skills.
* In the astral body of this skill, Simon could feel the spiritual energy of beings, due to which he chose a bull companion for the Soul Bond. He also felt very well the environment around his astral form even better than his physical body was capable of.
* Although the astral projection has no material form, in its place was the Aether ripple, which Randidly was able to detect.
* This skill is required for using the skill Astral Manifestation.
Genesis, the Considered (Path)

## Rewards

**Intermediate rewards:** +1 Wisdom and Resistance every 20 PP.

**Completion rewards:** +30 Wisdom and Resistance. Additional power has been added to The Inscrutable Mien of Genesis. The improvement of the Skill based on higher Stats is slightly increased.

## Related notifications

* Congratulations! You have completed the Genesis, the Considered Path! Before the Great Seed sprouted, there was nothing. The infinite grey stretched in all directions. How long did that seed lay dormant? It is impossible to estimate. But it is beyond doubt that all that has occurred since the World Tree bloomed is a split-second flash compared to the primordial emptiness. As you proceed down this Path, you manage to capture the slightest hint of that timeless weight and momentous alteration. The substance of your gaze grows strong.
Ribbon Pop

**Ribbon Pop** (A.k.A **Ribbon**) is a staff at Sparklecare Hospital.

Current

## Bio

Ribbon is the eccentric and jittery owner, always eager to share new products sent in. The gift shop is, like most hospital gift shops, filled with toys and flowers, except it accepts… strange currency, since the patients don’t have actual money. You can buy anything with things like teeth, band-aids, fingernails, clumps of fur, etc.

### Appearance

They are a light blue stoat with white patches of fur with a magenta tip of the tail. They sport a yellow shirt and violet shorts with a darker magenta belt. The inside of their ears are yellow, They have magenta eyes, and from neck to the under soles of their feet have a white color. Around their neck is a ID band that most staff wear, except for them its a Neck Keychain.

## Trivia

* They are going to appear in Volume 5, along with Sickov Thistle and the Kiddios

## References

1. ↑ https://www.tumblr.com/sparklecarehospital/716453464311513088/what-volume-does-the-gift-shop-appear-in?source=share
Amberry Ill

Current

## Bio

Amber and Shirley are Barry’s proud parents. They live in Littletinytown, a country mountain village in Northeast Countrylandcountry. They are adamantly religious and socially conservative, being all about the old fashioned ways of doing things.

Amber makes jewelery and sells it in town and on the internet, but she still doesn’t really understand how the internet works aside from using Boogle and Tetsy. Shirley works at a local library, and has worked there for many years. She also isn’t very technologically advanced, and needs to wear glasses all the time, despite them not helping her vision very much.

Amber and Shirley respect that their son does not share their beliefs. Although it can be hard for them, they do their best to support him in every way possible. However, despite this, there are times they try to get him to follow some moralities they possess, even if they insist its not for religious reasons… Regardless, Barry loves his moms
Charles Wells

Current

**Charles Wells** is a character in *Sparklecare* and a run-away patient from the Sparklecare Hospital.

## Bio

### Appearance

Charles is a tall, lanky brown feline with yellow eyes, sharp ears, scruffy cheeks, mangled whiskers, and a large round nose. He has notably sharp fangs, a scar on his left ear, and, in general, looks rather messy and unkempt, coupled with a notable hunch in his back. Charles is seen wearing a long-sleeved red sweater with a pair of orange jeans.

## History

### Noctober 5, 6016

Barry—waiting for his appointment at the Wedon Care Medical Center—is reading through a pamphlet advertising the Sparklecare hospital. Charles, who is seated just a few chairs down, oversees this and proclaims the pamphlet to be propaganda. He proceeds to detail all the horrible things the hospital has done, warning Barry to *never* go there. Barry brushes off his words, thinking he's mad. Before Charles can continue, he is cut off by the receptionist calling for one "Barry Ill". As Barry gets up to leave, Charles leaves him with a haunting set of parting words: "*It never gets better.*"

#### The Concert

Later, after escaping through a window, Barry and the other patients find themselves at the forefront of a concert being held that day in a desperate attempt to inform the populous of Sparklecare's horrors. Time and time, claim after claim, the crowd collectively refuses to listen to Barry's pleas and accuse him of lying, all while defending the very hospital that harmed him and many others. Just when things seem most hopeless, Charles steps out from the crowd, drawing Barry's attention. Frustrated and upset at Barry for not heeding his initial words, he calls him out for not listening to him and once again repeats the phrase which Barry had, himself, become personally accustomed to during his period in the hospital: "**IT NEVER GETS BETTER**".

## Conception

Charles was originally conceived and designed on July 10, 2016 with the name Charles Smith. He was, for a time, going to be the main protagonist of the comic, but not long after he was designed, it was decided that he didn't fit well as the main character. Charles' role in comic would have been him being the only "normal" doctor in the entire hospital, with the comic following the story from his perspective. Barry Ill was designed on the same day and ended up taking his place instead.

## Trivia

* Charles' full name, "Charles Wells", is a pun on the saying "all's well that ends well".

## References

1. ↑ "i'm kinda curious, what's the name of that cat looking guy?", Sparklecare official Tumblr. Retrieved 2 May 2019.
2. ↑ "V1P46", *Sparklecare*. Retrieved 25 April 2019.
3. ↑ Important days to remember, Sparklecare official Tumblr. Retrieved 19 July 2019.
4. ↑ "I noticed in the important dates that Charles was conceived along side other major characters back in 2016 even though he never ended up appearing in the preboot. Is his then conceived old design much different from the one in the reboot?", Sparklecare official Tumblr. Retrieved 19 July 2019.
Stories

This page lists all officially-made ***Sparklecare* stories**. These stories pertain to the comic and the characters within it. Some of these stories are labelled as **non-canon**, in which the events that take place in them do not officially take place in the *Sparklecare* universe itself. However, pieces of lore in non-canon stories may still be canon in the *Sparklecare* universe.
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update 14

## Update 14

**Update 14** of Volume 1 features pages 30 through 32. The update went live on November 19, 2018, making it the first new update following the site revamp.

## Summary

Nurse Mood leads Barry into the security office to get checked in. Mood turns on the lights to the office, revealing it to be empty. The two walk up to the desk, and Nurse Mood rings a bell. A closet door quickly swings open, revealing a large bat hanging from the clothesline, before falling on her head.

Concerned, Mood and Barry lean over the desk to see if she's okay, but a hand quickly shoots up and grabs the desk before Officer Rem E. Dies pushes herself up onto her feet. Mood greets her and explains that they have a new patient who needs to go through security. She promptly introduces Barry to Rem.
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update Fules

## Update "36"

Promo art by Pyro.

**Update "36"** of Volume 1, also known as **Update Fules** and the **April Fools 2019 update**, features pages 101 through 105. It went live on April 1, 2019. Update "36" was the first in a series of various different pranks during April Fools 2019.

## Summary

The update begins directly following the events of the canonical Update 35. Uni falls off of Jay's scooter and hits his head on the hard floor and cracks his head open, effectively killing him. Barry is distraught at this, proclaiming that they hadn't even gotten to fuck yet. Suddenly, the corner of the page is turned open, revealing the creator themself: Inch the Inchworm. In a split second, everyone is reverted back to their preboot counterparts. Barry and Uni are astonished by this. Doom is concerned, Mood is existential, Cuddles is furious, and Barry is lovingly asking Uni if they can yiff before their inevitable disappearance from their current plane of existence. Uni naturally obliges, wrapping his arms around Barry and giving him the most special hug.
Herti Nya

Current

**Herti Nya** (A.k.A **Herti** or **Nya**) is a staff at Sparklecare Hospital under the doctor role.

## Bio

### Appearance

Herti is a cyan furred cat-squirrel hybrid with a white-coloring on her muzzle, chest, paws, the underside of her long tail, and her legs and feet. On her paws she has a magenta heart shaped paw pad with the rest being red, yellow, green, and blue with a circle shape. On her other paw she is bearing a pink axe with a heart shape in the middle of the steel. She is wearing a light pink coat with white swirls on it with a hot pink Sparklecare badge. She is also wearing a rainbow colored skirt with the same colors as her paws.

## References

1. ↑ https://sparklecarehospital.tumblr.com/post/184773907257/iim-probably-missing-something-mega-obvious-here
Architecture of the Primordial Ways

**Architecture of the Primordial Ways** is a skill that Randidly gained in chapter 1165 after finishing the Path Peerless Engraving.

## Description

Carve powerful runes onto weapons and armor, increasing their effectiveness. Requires mana and knowledge of the Runic language. Success Rate and effect increase with skill level. Increased potency of Engravings! Increased stability when creating Engravings! Levelable Engravings will now have an increased growth rate and Level cap. Effect applies to all previously created Engravings as they evolved along with the spark in your fingers! The power in your Engravings has vastly increased! Your ability to create Engravings with other mediums has vastly increased! The Effect of Skill Levels has increased moderately!

## Notes

* It's an evolved version of the skill Brushstroke Record.
* In chapter 1615 after finishing Path The Pursuit of Alchemy a new skill from this Path was incorporated into this skill.
Dr. Prickles

Current

**Dr. Prickles** is a doctor employed at the Wedoncare Medical Center.

### Appearance

Dr. Prickles is a short light blue porcupine donning a doctor's coat and a circular pair of glasses covering her yellow eyes with seafoam blue pupils. She has a large, round nose with a flat snout, short round ears, and quills that run the entire length of her back.

## Trivia

* Dr. Prickles is one of the only characters that has not have a confirmed first name yet.
Solva Puzzle

## Dr. Puzzle

Current

**Solva Puzzle** is a Doctor at Sparklecare Hospital.

### Appearance

**Solva** is a pink and white cat-dog with some rainbow features. He has pink floppy ears, pink feet, and a pink puzzle like tail. On his face is a black oval nose and a puzzle like shape with rainbow colors similar to his eyes, coat, and onesie jumpsuit.

Hes wearing cyan gloves, he has a rainbow coat with the colors going magenta, orangeish yellow, lime green, blue, and purple with a black polka dotted (with the colors on the coat) onesie jumpsuit. On the top of his coat is the **Sparklecare** badge.
Everything Sucks/Volume 3

## Content warnings

* Discretionary and onomatopoeic depictions of a character vomiting
* Verbal descriptions of dismemberment
* Verbal descriptions of ear trauma
* Verbal NSFW jokes
* Discretionary shots of a character making contact with vomit
* Verbal mention of vomit
* Implied hazardous liquid consumption (of which can cause extreme bodily harm or even death)
* VERY graphic visual depiction of eye trauma/gore/self-harm
* Verbal mentions and description of suicide, self harm, and eye trauma
* Verbal victim dismissal regarding suicide
* Verbal mention of organ removal
* Disturbing and graphic death (but lacks actual blood or gore)
* Ableism
* Victim blaming
* Victim dismissal

## Information

### Website

When Nobody's Looking

***When Nobody's Looking*** is the third volume of Everything Sucks, the first series of Sparklecare.

## Description

*The hospital has received an anonymous tip to the Citycountrytown department of social services, and social workers are going to visit the hospital. Panicked, the Doc goes to extreme lengths to keep them from finding out the truth. Meanwhile, Barry finally meets the other patients, and they work together to try and expose the hospital to these investigators and save themselves.*
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update 9

## Update 9

**Update 9** of Volume 1 features pages 21a and b and page 22. The update first went live on July 23, 2018. It was republished on November 19, 2018 following the site revamp.

## Summary

The patient and the doctor are revealed to be hand puppets portrayed by Caroline and Uni respectively. Still in-character, Caroline questions the ethics of their staff's unpaid labor, to which Uni calls her out for going off-script.

Hemera, sitting beside Jay, boos their act for breaking the illusion. Caroline and Uni then get into a brief discussion on the purpose of fiction before they are interrupted by the sound of footsteps. Soon thereafter, Dr. Cuddles enters their room and instructs them to come over so he can tell them something.
Chipsky Fresh

## Chipsky “Chip” Fresh

* Current
* Old

**Chipsky Fresh** is one of the many **side patients** and was first introduced in Everything Sucks: Volume 4. He was admitted to the hospital due to his **Teeths-a-lot** illness, which causes his teeth to never stop growing. He frequently needs to have them pulled out due to them hurting his mouth and gums.

## Appearance

Chip is a cyan maned wolf with a lighter shade of cyan on his hands, feet, end of his tail, neck, and ears. On his legs and hands he has long yellow claws, and his tail is short and spiky. He has bright yellow eyes with black pupils and a black oval nose. He is wearing the typical white gown with cyan polka-dots, but it has blood stains around the neck because of his mouth dripping blood. He wears the RYB wristband, signifying that he is receiving the universal treatments that all patients are given.

## Personality

Chip is loud, fun, and chill. He's passionate about the things he likes but isn't very good at them. He feels insecure deep down, but does his best to hide it. He likes sportsball and to rock out on his guitar. Chip is very skeptical about things, and a bit of a pessimist. He also tries hard to keep his teeth properly taken care of, but for some reason they keep getting worse.

### Likes

Sportsball, rockin' out on the guitar, video games
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update 2

## Update 2

**Update 2** of Volume 1 features pages seven through nine. The update first went live on June 21, 2018. It was republished on November 19, 2018 following the site revamp.

## Summary

Page 4 continues where the previous update left off, listing off various "promises" the hospital makes to its patients. Among these, they reassure that patient care and safety is their "TOP PRIORITY".

The following page lists off some of the hospital's amenities, including pools of "water", FREE "food", and quality entertainment with absolutely ZERO brainwashing.

Page 6 closes off the update and brochure by urging those reading to take a look at the hospital's facilities to see for themselves. The page is closed with the tagline, "**There's always HOPE!**"

## Gallery

The current versions of some of the pages in this update are slightly modified from their original versions.

The first version of page 4, featuring only three bullet points without descriptions.The original version of page 5 was nearly identical to its current form; the graphics next to each list item were in full color instead of just pink.
Sparklepedia

**Welcome to the official Sparklecare Wiki, an online encyclopeda dedicated to *Sparklecare*, a webcomic created by Kittycorn. To get started, make sure to read over our Rules and Regulations in order to ensure a smooth experience on this wiki.**

It follows Barry Ill's admission to the Sparklecare Hospital, in search of help and hope, before he soon realizes what true horrors lurk behind the hospital's walls. He and his newfound allies are determined to escape and out the hospital for what it truly is, and finally bring freedom and hope to its victims.

In addition, users under 13 years of age are prohibited from registering for or contributing to the wiki in any way in accordance to the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). **For more information, please read the rules and regulations.**

*List of updates*

   Pages 1-3 are out now!

**VOLUME FOUR IS BACK! (8/27/23)**
Volume Four just released it's first update... What will happen? Check it out now!

**NEXT UPDATE IN...** September 7, 2023 5:00:00 UTC until the new update...

* Kittycorn has just confirmed a new site layout that will be released before Volume 4! Read more about it here!
* The Sparklecare Fanon wiki is back!
* Ask Sparklecare returns with a new arc... Sidesquad! The first update is out now!
* **ES:V4 has just been released! Go check it out!**

**If you intend on reading the webcomic, please keep in mind that it contains violence, gore, NSFW-themes, and will discuss topics related to trauma, abuse, and suicide. This comic is not for everyone, and is definitely not intended for children. If any of this content is upsetting or disturbing to you, turn away or read with caution.**
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update 47

## Update 47

Promo art by Eight.

**Update 47** will be the final update of Volume 1 and will consist of pages 134 through 138. The update went live on July 22, 2019 at 6pm EST.

## Pages

Thanks for reading volume one of the comic! It took over a year, and it was a rocky road, but we did it. We hope you all enjoyed reading. Now that we're done, we plan on taking another hiatus before volume two begins, to get it ready and to rest. It was so fun working with the crew and I'm so proud of what we accomplished.
Stick around for news of progress and news, and check out the Tumblr for more updates about what's to come! When we have a release date, you'll know it!
Sock

**Sock**, credited as **PJ** in the comic, is an inker and and colorist for *Sparklecare Hospital*.

## Credits

### Chapter 2

* "Is he swaggy?" (inks and colors)
* "You Can Do This" (inks and colors)
* "Knobs" (inks and colors)
* "Like YOU" (inks and colors)
* "Okay Friends" (inks)
* "We Arent" (inks)
* "Normal" (inks)
* "Um" (inks)
* "Follow" (inks)
Samani Kills

### Appearance

Samani is a yellow-furred dog with blue ears, eyes, and tail. She has a stocky build and. has a large, black, oval nose and a short snout. Her head is completely circular. She wears a short, red dress with an unfastened white coat on top and a magenta nurse cap with a blue cross on the front.

### Relationships

* Mary Shortnick

Mary Shortnick and Kills are often seen to be dating, when they first make their appearance in the comic they are shown to be almost always near each other, while doing their work.

## Trivia

* She has a red shirt with a star on it, this may be a reference to Steven Universe
Brigh T. Howtlook

## Media

### LastAppearance

Volume 3, "U70P220"

**Brigh T. Howtlook** is a character first seen in Volume 3, an intern social worker seen along with Varie Hepful and Dr. K, and seemingly one of the few people who trusts the patients of Sparklecare Hospital about the horrible things going on inside.

## Bio

Brigh is a bit socially awkward but tries hard to be nice! He likes to make puns and jokes but usually they end up being at inappropriate moments or just falling flat. He's a bit spaced out a lot but really wants to help others and situations. In terms of hobbies, he likes art stuff like comics and animation (consuming them, he can't draw at all). His sexuality is bisexual and he is indeed autistic!

## References

1. ↑ https://toyhou.se/18053174.brigh-t-howtlook
2. ↑ https://www.tumblr.com/sparklecarehospital/715176364187189249/please-please-please-begging-on-my-youknees?source=share
Nick

Icon drawn by hawkodiles.

**Nick** has been a Sparklecrew member since the preboot and is still a great part of the comic's development. He joined the crew sometime in 2017. The extent of their roles in regards to development are unknown, however he was credited as a colorist and inker for the preboot. They are nonbinary and use they/he pronouns.

## Credits in the Preboot

### Chapter 2

* Cute Bro (Colors)
* Um (Colors)
* That (Colors)
* Elipsis (Colors)
* You Mean... (Inks and Colors)
* Swag? (Colors)
* Gamer Gears (Colors)
* Slip (Colors)
* Look (Colors)
* Very Nice (Inks and Colors)
* Zap (Colors)
* Shrunk (Inks)
* Usual Mass (Inks and Colors)
* Rules and Regulations (Inks)
* Special Presentation (Inks and Colors)
* Do We Have To (Inks)
* Good To Know (Colors)
* Here We Go (Inks and Colors)
* Touch (Inks)
* Like That (Colors)
* Broke Up (Inks)
* Any Time (Inks and Colors)
* Power (Inks)
* Dreams (Inks)
* Forge (Inks)
* Back To The Room (Colors)
* People (Inks)
* Something (Colors)

## Credits in the Reboot

### Volume 1

* U13P29 (Inks)
* U14P32 (Inks)
* U15P33 (Inks)
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update 12

## Update 12

**Update 12** of Volume 1 features page 27. The update first went live on August 2, 2018. It was republished on November 19, 2018 following the site revamp.

## Summary

Hemera states that she's going to protect the new patient no matter what. Caroline argues with her and says that he probably doesn't even need protection. Hemera argues back, saying Caroline doesn't even take care of herself.

Tensions rising, Jay steps in and tries to break up the fight. She reminds them that they only need to wait until the patient is situation, and that they can visit him once everything settles down.

## Trivia

* This is the first, and currently only, update in *Sparklecare* to contain only one page.
Everything Sucks/Volume 2/Update 4

## Update 4

**Update 4** of Volume 2 features pages 10 through 12. The update went live on January 13, 2020.

## Summary

This exchange between the two leaves Hemera with a rather peculiar emotion; perhaps... *love*? Barry then offers if she and Uni would like to play cards with him, to which Hemera happily obliges and Uni reluctantly accepts. Uni sits off to the side, stacking his share of cards, while Barry and Hemera discuss the game as they play it. Barry explains how the game is more about skill than luck, but sometimes... Slamming down his final card and winning the game, Barry boasts his great intelligence, accidentally knocking down Uni's card tower in the process.
Shirley Ill

Current

## Bio

Amber and Shirley are Barry’s proud parents. They live in Littletinytown, a country mountain village in Northeast Countrylandcountry. They are adamantly religious and socially conservative, being all about the old fashioned ways of doing things.

Amber and Shirley respect that their son does not share their beliefs. Although it can be hard for them, they do their best to support him in every way possible. However, despite this, there are times they try to get him to follow some moralities they possess, even if they insist its not for religious reasons… Regardless, Barry loves his moms.
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update 5

## Update 5

**Update 5** of Volume 1 features pages 12 through 14. The update first went live on July 2, 2018. It was republished on November 19, 2018 following the site revamp.

## Summary

The following update consists of Barry going through a routine checkup. He gets his temperature taken, and his heart rate and blood pressure are measured. Though the results indicate Barry is exhibiting potentially dangerous and extreme symptoms, the doctor repeatedly notes that everything seems normal.

After the routine check, the doctor asks Barry to come with her to the lab for a blood test.
Finnegan Fevers

* Current
* Old

**Finnegan Fevers** is one of the many **side patients**, first introduced in Volume 3 He is best friends and roommates with Polly, and suffers from the affliction **Beaver Fever**.

## Personality

Finn was admitted to the hospital and diagnosed with an extremely high fever known as **Beaver Fever**, which is caused by consuming unfiltered Suplorb milk. It causes him to feel extremely cold and shiver, but he radiates an immense amount of heat.

Finn is the type who feels like he needs to be in control or else nothing will get done. He's impatient and has a bit of a temper, but can be very soft and relaxed when given the right amount of space. He is stressed about 90 percent of the time, and the other 10 percent is occupied by drinking hot drinks (coffee, tea, etc.) and shivering. He talks a little fast, and gets a little frustrated when asked to repeat things. He does not have an inside voice.

### Likes

Warm drinks, scented candles, home-made sweaters

## Relationships

### Polaris

Unlike most patients, Finn is close to Polly in a way that doesn't involve being romantically attracted to him. Finn and Polly are best friends and roommates.

## Trivia

* Civet coffee is a type of coffee produced with partially digested coffee cherries, after having been eaten and defecated by a civet. This explains Barry's abject horror upon hearing that Finn is a civet.
* He was a former Barista.
* His blog is @finnaldestination on Tumblr, but it has been inactive since 2019.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.tumblr.com/finnaldestination
Candy Cornelius

Current

## Bio

Pop and **Candy Cornelius** are the mother and father of Uni Cornelius. They also happen to live in Littletinytown, Uni’s hometown before going to the hospital. They are friendly and laid back, a kind of typical couple aside from… Oh yeah, Pop married a unicorn. He believed in unicorns as a child but was often put down for his fantastical beliefs. After years with a bad family, one night he was kicked out and thrown into the street in the rain. Left to die, Pop saw Candy suddenly emerge carrying an unbrella. They fell in love.

Candy does not speak Countrandian. She speaks Unicorn, a language that only Uni understands. Pop and Ca

ndy have a lot of communication issues because of Pop’s inability to understand her, and Uni often finds himself translating for them. Candy is extremely empathetic and kind, warm and loving. She can manage to make anyone feel good with her presence, even people who can’t speak Unicorn.
Pop Cornelius

Current

## Bio

**Pop** and Candy Cornelius are the mother and father of Uni Cornelius. They also happen to live in Littletinytown, Uni’s hometown before going to the hospital. They are friendly and laid back, a kind of typical couple aside from… Oh yeah, Pop married a unicorn. He believed in unicorns as a child but was often put down for his fantastical beliefs. After years with a bad family, one night he was kicked out and thrown into the street in the rain. Left to die, Pop saw Candy suddenly emerge carrying an unbrella. They fell in love.

Pop is a stereotypical Hawaiian shirt barbeque football dad, who makes horrendously bad puns. Uni’s actually kind of embarrassed by him for lots of reasons, finding himself cringing every time his dad opens his mouth. He just wants him to shut up.
Mary Shortnick

### Appearance

Mary is a light pink giraffe with white eyes, with spots on her legs that vary from green to purple, and has a darker shade of pink on her ears, hooves, face, and tail. Unlike a giraffe though, she is rather small and only a bit taller than Nurse Kills. Her hooves are rather more round on her arms and shoe-like on her legs. She wears a short, rainbow colored striped dress with an unfastened white coat on top. She also has cyan eyes.

### Relationships

* **Samani Kills**

All though not much is known about their relationship, they are often seen together talking, and they both have a son named Joy.

## References

1. ↑ https://sparklecarehospital.tumblr.com/post/190428409317/nurse-kills-and-nurse-shortnick-have-a-son-named
Nadia Snare

## Nurse Snare

Nurse Snare is the Charge Nurse / Receptionist in Sparklecare. Although she's most of the time seen smoking or slacking off, Her job is to write down patients Sign in and Medical history.

## Bio

### Appearance

Snare is a doe that is aqua with hot pink on most her ears. She also has three hot pink dots in the middle top of her face and has hot pink eyes. Unlike other nurses though, Snare sports a hot pink doctor's coat with . Under it, she wears rainbow striped jumpsuit and has high-heels. On her head is a nurse cap as well. Snare is usually seen either with a scowl or bored expression on her face. She also has a tiny black tail.
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update 16

## Update 16

Promo art by Carmen.

**Update 16** of Volume 1 features pages 36 through 38. The update went live on November 25, 2018.

## Summary

Mood leads Barry down to the front desk where Nurse Snare is stationed in order to get his documentation filled out. Mood then interviews Barry, asking him various questions such as his name, age, does sex, among other details.

Barry goes on to detail his medical history despite Mood stating that it wasn't necessary.
Everything Sucks/Volume 2/Update 2

## Update 2

**Update 2** of Volume 2 features pages 4 through 6. The update went live on January 6, 2020.

## Summary

Uni explains to Barry that meeting with them would be a great way of making friends and finding those with shared interests. Barry stubbornly insists that he "doesn't need friends", but eventually gives in. The two then depart and set off to Hemera's and Jay's room, running into Caroline Coughs along the way. They briefly greet them, explain their destination, and continue onward with Caroline close behind. On arrival, Uni introduces Barry, to which Hemera shows utter astonishment at the fact he's still even alive.
Xol Impendian

A race of the Numos impendens species, which often has associations with the Xolhengian religion and Wilmalgeanism, and characterized by pale pink and yellow coloration and brightly-colored spines. While some Xol Impendians living with colonists speak English and other native Earth languages, most speak some dialect of the Xol Impendian language.
Mel N. Colly

* Current
* Old

**Mel N. Colly** is one of the many **side patients**, first introduced in Volume 3 Mel was admitted involuntarily because of his **Snooty-Snoop** affliction, which causes him to stick his nose where it doesn’t belong. Cuddles considers him a serious security threat, and he’s kept on constant watch.

## Appearance

Mel is a dark purple jackal with lime green accents. His hair and tail are dark purple, blue, and lime (in that order). The inside of his ears are a lighter shade of purple, as well as his muzzle, fingers, and toes. His eyes are cyan and the claws on his feet are always out. He has a pierced right ear and his gown is torn at the chest. His chest is covered in blood, and he sports the standard white with cyan polka-dots hospital gown. He wears the RYB wristband, signifying he is receiving the universal treatments that all patients are given.

## Personality

Mel is a big sweetheart and loves (almost) everyone - especially boys! He loves to doodle, make music, and hoard knicknacks - especially snow globes and keychains. He seems super punk and intimidating, but he's really just a big goofy guy with a big heart who happens to love punk music and not know how to always communicate properly. He can usually be seen with his boyfriend, Cyn. Mel also has **Ultra Mega Sads**, **Nervous Nellie**, and **Breathes-a-not**.

### Likes

Punk music, stuffed animals, warm blankets, coloring books, snow globes, lava lamps, fidget toys, bad puns, Bingo Bongo Theory.

## Relationships

### Cyn

Mel and Cyn are known to be dating, and are often seen with each other.

## Trivia

* Mel’s response to the sex question is “sounds good!!!!!”
* His blog is @snowglobejuice on Tumblr, but it has been inactive since 2019.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.tumblr.com/sparklecarehospital/183029799002/meet-mel-n-colly-his-blog-is-snowglobejuice?source=share
Everything Sucks/Volume 1/Update 13

## Update 13

**Update 13** of Volume 1 features pages 28a/28b and page 29. The update first went live on August 6, 2018. It was republished on November 19, 2018 following the site revamp.

## Summary

Page 28a begins with a shot of the hospital in the center of the city, followed by a closeup of a sign which reads "NO TRESPASSING - VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT".

The van, which previously picked up Barry, backs up onto the hospital premises and boots him out in front of Nurse Mood. She thanks the person in the van, who promptly shuts the doors, before she turns her attention to Barry.

After regaining conciousness, Barry is greeted by Mood. Confused, he asks where he is. Mood explains that he's at the Sparklecare hospital, the best of the best in the entire country.
Emem Emem

Current

**Emem Emem** (A.k.A **Emem**) is one of the main gods of **Spinch** with the second being Tears. He is the god of Anthry creation.

## Bio

Emem is the mythical magical bird of life, who brings children to the world of Spinch! Up in his tall magic tower which nobody knows the location of, Emem uses resources of the spinch to create new anthries. His magic is shrouded in mystery, and nobody exactly knows how it works. Parents are selected only upon their trueness and love, and no two anthries can be parents if they don’t both want to. If they meet the specs, Emem crafts a magical egg and flies and delivers it to the parents himself. The eggs colors usually are a mix of the parents fur/feather/skin colors. Before the egg hatches, the parents must protect the egg as practice. The egg will not hatch until they’ve both proven themselves to be worthy and ready. Not everyone believes in Emem, especially science oriented anthries– but they can’t seem to figure out where else they could possibly come from…

Emem and Tears worked together to shape Spinch's surface, but now Emem primarily works on the creation of Spinch's inhabitants by making eggs. Though most people have acknowledged his existence, there are still skeptic scientists who don't believe in Emem, but they can't explain where eggs come from.
Everything Sucks/Volume 2/Update 3

## Update 3

**Update 3** of Volume 2 features pages 7 through 9. The update went live on January 9, 2020.

## Summary

Jay reaches out to shake his hand, only to be met with nervous reluctance. Feeling as if Barry is off-put by their hands, Jay quickly pulls away, hurt. Uni notices and quickly reassures them that he simply has germ issues. Caroline stepping in to comfort Jay, Barry moves on to inquire about Hemera's various plant hybrids strewn throughout the room. The two eagerly converse about the unique results of and logistics behind Hemera's work in what she refers to as "plant zombification".
Shelldon Gooper

**Shelldon Gooper** is an actor in the *Sparklecare* universe who stars in the hit sitcom *The Bingo Bongo Theory* as the character of the same name. He is based off of the real-world actor Jim Parsons, who is known for portraying Sheldon Cooper in the television series *The Big Bang Theory*. Shelldon has not currently made any appearances in the comic itself.

Shelldon is Barry's favorite character in the show, and is one of his major crushes.

## Bio

### Appearance

Shelldon is a fat, green turtle with spotted skin and a large orange shell. He sports a lime green plastron and his signature rectangular orange glasses. His plastron resembles that of a short-sleeved t-shirt and has the capability of changing its appearance.

## References

1. ↑ "Zimbabwe!", Sparklecare official Tumblr. Retrieved 12 April 2019.