I Am Steven Spielberg

## **The Plot:**

Xavier, Yadina, and Brad are at the Secret Museum making a movie, but Brad feels left out because no one is listening to his ideas. The Secret Museum sends them to meet famous movie director Steven Spielberg. While there, they run into an abnormally large but friendly family of great white sharks: Brucette, Brucetta, Vengeance, and Baby Shark. But they also encounter Bruce, the not-so-friendly father.

## **Transcript:**

* Yadina: Welcome to the show, Take 1. And, action!
* Xavier: Hey everyone, And welcome to the shoe.
* Brad: Welcome to the shoe?
* (They both laughed)
* Yadina: Cut, Take 2!
* Xavier: Hey, everyone. And welcome to the show. Today, we will be meeting, A waffle?
* .....
* Xavier: Who wrote this?
* (Brad laughed)
* Yadina: Welcome to the show, Take 10.
* Xavier: Hey, everyone. And welcome to the show. Today, we will be meeting....
* (Brad acts crazy)
* Xavier: Uh...
* Brad: Sorry.
* Yadina: (Sighs) Welcome to the show, Take 35.
* Xavier: Hey, everyone. And welcome to the show. Today, We will be meeting a movie director who became famous.
* Brad: Steven Spielberg.
* Yadina: Finally. Keep going.
* Xavier: He made well known classics, Such as Back To The Future, Jurassic Park, and Jaws.
* Brad: He also made other films as well.
* Yadina: Perfect.
* Brad: Let's the start show!
* (Brad pushes the show)
* (It cuts to where Xavier, Yadina and Brad thinking of movie ideas)
* Xavier: What should we do?
* Yadina: How about we make, Wonder President: The Rise of Evil Dr. Zoom?
* Brad: Nah, That's too boring.
* Xavier: How about, Bike Man and the Invasion of Robot Hamsters.
* Yadina: No.
* Brad: But I like that...
* Yadina: How about, Mr. Time Travel Kid vs the Dark Ages
* Xavier: Sure.
* Brad: But, guys. What about my idea?
* Xavier: Not now, Brad.
* Brad: Aw, Nobody liked my Bike Man movie idea.
* Yadina: Well, let’s get started.
* Xavier: Yes.
* (Suddenly, the Museum began to summon an artifact.)
* Yadina: Huh?
* Brad: It's a picture of E.T.
* Xavier: E.T.
* (It reveals to be Steven Spielberg)
* Brad: Movie director, Steven Spielberg.
* Yadina: Why are they sending us to meet Steven Spielberg? We don’t have a problem... Do we?
* Brad: Actually...
* Xavier: Don’t question the Secret Museum. And we’re meeting Steven in Cincinnati in the year 1953
* Yadina: That's over 67 years ago
* Brad: Well, here we go.
* Xavier: Ready for adventure.
* Yadina: Ready!
* Brad: Sort of.
* Xavier: Then let's go
* (They hold on to Berby, Which sends them back to year 1953)
* Yadina: So this is Cincinnati in 1953.
* Xavier: Now where‘s Steven?
* (Suddenly, Steven appeared)
* Steven: Hey kids, I'm here.
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad: Steven!
* Steven: Yes, I’m here. Though I must warn you. There is a huge great white shark here that goes by Bruce. And he’s not real, He's a character from Jaws
* Brad: Oh.
* Steven: And look, He brought company
* (Bruce and his family appeared)
* Bruce: Okay, The first step of being evil, Is to follow my rules
* Brucetta: Dad, Do we have to?
* Bruce: Yes, Brucetta.
* Brucette: Bruce, we’re not following your evil lead.
* Bruce: I'm the all new main antagonist here, And you have to do What, I, Say.
* ....
* Vengeance: Are you gonna eat your creator?
* Bruce: Vengeance, Don't be ridiculous. If I did, I wouldn’t exist.
* (They swim up to the sky)
* Steven: This is Bruce, The father of the family, Brucette, his wife, Brucetta, their daughter, Vengeance, their son, And their little brother.
* (Yadina was about to sing Baby Shark, But Xavier and Brad stopped her)
* Xavier: Don't even think about it!
* Brad: It's not a good time. Cause it's so annoying!
* Yadina: Sorry.
* (Suddenly, Xavier, Yadina, and Brad were knocked into the water by Bruce)
* (Bruce laughed evilly)
* Brucette: Are you out of your mind?
* Bruce: Be quiet!
* (Bruce lunged at the kids, but Brucette and the others sharks grabbed them and send them to the dark cave)
* Brad: I'm scared.
* Yadina: Help!
* (Her voice has been echoed)
* Xavier: Where are we?
* Brucetta: We're in our safe home.
* Vengeance: You’re safe with us.
* Brucetta: Our dad might eat you.
* Brad: Thank you.
* Xavier: Wow, We must stay together if we want to survive.
* Yadina: How are we supposed to stop him.
* Brad: We have to do something.
* Brucetta: Um, guys? Behind you.
* (They turned around and saw a large shark shadow. Assuming it was Bruce, they ran away. Until octopus tentacles grabbed ahold of them.)
* Bruce: Here's Brucey
* Yadina: Aah!
* (They swim away, Until a Baby Shark rescues them)
* Baby Shark: Got ya!
* (He rescues Xavier, Brad, Yadina and Steven)
* Brad: What? A kids song is saving us?
* Xavier: Be quiet!
* Yadina: Hey!
* Sharktopus: What are you doing?
* Xavier: Just being saved by a bunch of sharks.
* Sharktopus: Oh.
* Bruce: I got ya losers now,
* Brucetta: Dad.
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad: Aah!
* Steven: Hold it right there, Bruce. I think your daughter wants to tell you something.
* Bruce: Go on, Tell me what it is.
* Brucetta: Well, You got to be so mean, Dad.
* Bruce: Of course.
* Brucetta: Well, Stop being so mean to these four.
* Bruce: Oh, I think you're right. Sorry that I'm a villain to you.
* Xavier: It’s okay.
* Brad: No matter how much anger you took.
* Yadina: You still the dad of the sea
* Bruce: And I'm sorry to you too, Steven.
* Steven: It’s okay.
* Brucette: I'm so proud, of him
* Brucetta: Oh, Dad. You shouldn't have.
* Brad: Yay!
* Yadina: We’re safe!
* Xavier: No more hungry shark!
* Brad: We're alive!
* Yadina: That’s great!
* Xavier: Thank goodness!
* Brad: Yay!
* Xavier, Yadina and Brad: We’re alive!
* (Berby appears)
* Yadina: Berby, let’s go home.
* Brad: So we can get back to work on our movie
* Xavier: And finish it.
* (Berby sends then back to the present.)
* Xavier: Okay, you two. I've got a better idea for the movie
* Brad: Okay.
* Yadina: What is it?
* (Xavier whispers in their ears)
* Brad: Okay.
* Yadina: I like it.
* Xavier: Alright, Take your places everybody. It's showtime
* (The camera rolls)
* Xavier: Xavier proudly presents, A Yadina and Brad production. Wonder President and Bike Man Save the World
* (We see a background of the city)
* Xavier: It was a peaceful day in the big city, Until the peace was interrupted by a evil giant monster, (Laughs evilly), You will face my wrath.
* Yadina: The city is in trouble!
* Brad: This sounds like a job for....
* Yadina and Brad: Wonder President and Bike Man!
* Xavier: No! I can't be! So, Wonder President and Bike Man joined forces?
* Wonder President: That’s right.
* Bike Man: Now, we will defeat you.
* Xavier: Anyway, They tried what they could to save the day, and defeat the evil monster.
* Wonder President: We win!
* Bike Man: Yes!
* Xavier: No, You've defeated me. I will return.
* Brad and Yadina: No, you won’t.
* Xavier: And so the city is saved, All thanks to....
* Yadina: Wonder President!
* Brad: And Bike Man!
* Yadina, Brad and Xavier: The End
* (They imitate the crowd cheer)
* Yadina: Our TBA are cheering for us!
## **Trivia:**

* “Bruce“ is the unofficial name of the giant shark in *Jaws*, one of Spielberg’s most famous works. It is revealed that the Sharktopus has been trying to track him down and force him to become a good guy, but has failed.