The Fat Crunch Universe Lore

The Fat Crunch Universe is the universe that everything Max Collins related exists in.

## Formation

Formed in 500 B.C. when the Holy Sega Dreamcast collided with Earth, the Fat Crunch universe brought every reality into one place. This would lead to much conflict over which race would gain control of which sections of the Universe. As such, a brutal race war would go on for the next 19,500 years, this war would be referred to as, The Intergalactic Conquer War.

## The Intergalactic Conquer War

Upon the collision of the realities, a brutal race war would carry on for the 19,500 years, known as the Intergalactic Conquer War.

It began when the Furries declared war on Humans after a Cheeseburger related incident. All of the other races from the other realities caught onto this and decided to claim whatever land they could take. The main forces in this conflict were: The Humans, The Furries, The Antimoos, The LGBTQ+ers, and The DC and Marvel Comics characters.

The first race to be wiped out were the Antimoos, as all they could do was moan, however, due to the psychotic Antimoo monarchy's vast control over the Universe, much land was wiped away, with nothing left but scribbles of what were once vibrant planets.

With the fall of the Antimoos came the rise of a new branch of Humans, The Weeaboos. They worshipped the Antimoos and made body pillows of them to perform rituals in hopes of bringing them back.

The DC and Marvel characters were trapped in books by a Furry Acayan (Furry Mage) and have been trapped there ever since.

The LGBTQ+ers eventually merged with the Furries, meaning that the final two main races were the Furries and the Humans.

The Humans fought vigorously, determined to rule over the Universe. Whereas the Furries were determined to summon the Holy Sega Dreamcast so that they could return to their reality. Ultimately, the Furries would lose, however, unbeknownst to the Humans, the Furry Arcayans were able to possess humans. As such, Furry spirits roam around Earth to this day, searching for vessels for their diabolical schemes.

The universe was left in shambles after the end of the ICW, with humans in control of the milky way galaxy, though some remnants of the other Races that were either Immigrants or POWS were able to grow families, and as such, some of the other races can still be found to this day.

## WW1-2

WW1-2 turned out quite different than they did in this reality. WW1 began when the Telletubbies rose up against the Pink Mole aristocrats, who had enslaved them. In the end the Telletubbies regained their freedom, however they soon ventured out to the deepest realms of the Universe, and haven't been seen since.

WW2 began when Palph Bobtard began oppressing the Gamers, eventually, thanks to Benjamin Grover, the Glass Ceiling was broken, and the Gamers were free

## 'Nam

In 1954 'Nam declared itself independent from The USSR and created the Galactic Empire of 'Nam. Tensions continued to rise between America and the GE'N. Until the GE'N launched missiles at the US, leading to war. The 'Nam war began in 1963, and lasted for many years until America surrendered in 1982 by order of Emperor Reagan (who had become a psychotic dictator after winning the 1980 election).

## American Independence From Emperor Reagan

In 1993 after Emperor Reagan ordered Mexico be nuked after his Mexican housecleaner burnt a hole in his rug the American people called for independence. Reagan's forces moved in to silence protesters, which led to a massacre killing 7 civilians. After that a huge insurgency movement began, which led to the execution of Emperor Reagan.

## Other significant events

- Romania, Bulgaria, and Hungary declared war on the Soviet Union and were wiped off the map

- East Germany combined with the West in 1967

- Luxembourg became communist in 1979

- The UK went to war with Japan in an attempt to destroy Anime in 1998. They lost

- Adolf Hitler became the new Bob Ross and actively fought to end racism and anti semitism worldwide

- France became overrun by Pink Moles and is now run exclusively by Pink Moles