Nako Stozuumo

Nako Stozuumo was a goblin poet of The Gray Whiskers, spearman ofThe Ochre Lances, and the champion of Ûzolthidas. Although he had few relations, he was renowned for his various feats throughout the fortress, until he was struck down.

## Nako Stozuumo

### Occupation

Spearman, Poet (formerly), Performer (formerly), Scholar (formerly), Hammerer (formerly), Militia Commander (formerly), Miner (formerly)

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

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## History

### Early life

Nako Stozuumo was among the first of his kind, and was probably born in Shockedmonstrous, where he achieved his status as a masterful poet. For reasons unknown, he travelled to Terrorclinged in 2 and Worriedseduced in 4, where, in 5, he authored Bloods and the Subtle Masters after a dream, alongside The Birth of Years, Waters and The Divine Plate and Cheese.

During the midspring of 21, Nako became the master of Ngom Tonguemalice, and in 22 would become the lover of Stasot Disgustflies. The duo married in 23, and became the parents to eleven children.

In 24, Nako settled in Wallscorpion, where he remained until becoming a member of The Gray Whiskers in 27. During the time preceding this, Stasot Menacemirrors was thrice denied apprenticeship under Nako, with the latter preferring to work alone, ere on the fourth attempt Stasot was granted apprenticeship. In the late autumn of 27, Nako, Ngom and Stasot would all become members of The Gray Whiskers, most likely departing Wallscorpion.

### The Gray Whiskers

During his time travelling with The Gray Whiskers, Nako granted apprenticeship to Kisnast Cityhouse and the dwarf Zefon Plankbraves.

note to self: find more shit about what the whiskers did

### Anam Rilem

In the late autumn of 49, the Gray Whiskers would visit Ûzolthidas to perform in the tavern . In 51, Nako was, upon request, granted citizenship in Ûzolthidas by The Sack of Groups. During this time, he would go through a series of changes in professions, until eventually becoming a miner. During an unknown year (most likely 51) he would go on to dig out the vast majority of a really fucking big hall, mastering mining in the process.

During 51, Nako became the first citizen to bare witness to Tosp, stumbling across it in a cavern while searching for cobwebs. His initial reaction was to strike the beast with his pickaxe ere becoming distracted by the satisfaction of being near a waterfall, in spite of no waterfall being nearby, before retreating.

Nako's second act of notability most likely occurred in 51 when he single handedly dug out the really fucking big hall. He became a master of mining during this process.

### Anam Èrith

In an unknown year - most likely 52 - Nako became a spearman in The Thing  after a midlife crisis, taking an iron spear as his weapon - unknowing it would someday belong to Lefarthi under the name of Etefíra. How and when it came to belong to Lefarthi is unknown. Nako would go on to use Etefíra to strike down Lur in 52, before going through another midlife crisis, becoming promoted to champion of Ûzolthidas in gratitude for his efforts, and eventually, he had a brief identity crisis in which he assumed a false identity and did nothing with it because i don't know he just did.

During 54, Nako destroyed several masterful engravings while mining, including The Disemboweler of Boots, unintentionally leading to a series of misfortunes to which Nako remained oblivious.

### Anam Umom

During 56, Nako struck down Em Inchnightmares and fought in The Attack of Warriors in defense of Ûzolthidas. Little else is known of Nako's activity during Anam Umom, though it can be guessed that much of his time was spent on military training.

### Etefíra Fucuvo

Etefíra Fucuvo ended when Ngokang Poisondepths chased a dorf through the deeper caverns, Nako appeared and attacked the beast. The dorf fled, but died soon after. During the following battle, Nako was able to inflict a fatal wound on Ngokang, who bled to death shortly after. Nako, however, was far from unscathed - paralysed by the beast's venom, he perished from suffocation only minutes later. Ultimately, and in spite of best efforts, his sacrifice would be in vain, as it marked the beginning of Lushôn. The Great Hall was used as his resting place, and, in commemoration, The Solitary Syrup would erect seven copper pillars to surround it, placing Etefíra close to the tomb's door..

## Written Works

### In Worriedseduced

Bloods and Subtle Masters - written in the late autumn of 5; inspired by a dream

We See Grave - authored in the late winter of 5

The Birth of Years - authored in the early summer of 17

The Crowded Ooze - authored in the midautumn of 18

Waters - authored in the early winter of 19; inspired by a dream

The Divine Plate and Cheese - authored in the midwinter of 19

### In Townconstruct

Fork Ever Onward - authored in the early autumn of 40

The Braid and Harmony - authored in the late autumn of 40

The Birth of Lines - authored in the midsummer of 42

## Notes to self

1. ↑ find out what that is
2. ↑ figure out what all these are
3. ↑ translate these names into goblin later
4. ↑ did his apprentice and wife come with him
5. ↑ need to find out who these two are
6. ↑ must find the name of that tavern
7. ↑ figure out if jumpedhollow happened here
8. ↑ must check that to see if it's true
9. ↑ figure out what the name of that stupid miltiary squad was
10. ↑ figure out the dorf's name
11. ↑ find out why he died