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2005 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON

THE FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON FROM 2005 SCHEDULE BY ME!

HERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULE:

1. Dokiland 400
2. Playhouse Disney 250
3. Walt Disney 300
4. Samsung 320
5. Kim Possible 300
6. Cartoon Network 500
7. Nickelodeon 500
8. Coca-Cola 400
9. Pepsi 250
10. Hollywood Bowl 400
11. Disney Channel 500
12. Radiator Springs 450
13. Diet Dinoco Light 350
14. Culver's 230
15. ABC 500
16. Facebook/Twitter 390
17. Motor Speedway Of The South 500
18. Sony Ericsson 200
19. Toon Disney/Jetix 500
20. Chinatown 340
21. The Fairly OddParents 400
22. YouTube 340
23. Capri-Sun 450
24. Paramount 500
25. Smasherville 400
26. Palm Mile 450
27. Gulf 400
28. Boomerang 500
29. Dr. Pepper 500
30. California 600
31. McDonald's/Burger King 300
32. Coca-Cola Zero 400
33. Sprite 400
34. Los Angeles Gymnastics 300
35. New York City 200
36. Dinoco 400
2011 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON

THE FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON FROM 2011 SCHEDULE BY ME!

HERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULE:

1. Dokiland 400
2. Disney Junior 250
3. Walt Disney 300
4. Samsung 320
5. Phineas and Ferb 300
6. Cartoon Network 500
7. Nickelodeon 500
8. Coca-Cola Light 350
9. Diet Pepsi 200
10. Hollywood Bowl 400
11. Disney Channel 500
12. Radiator Springs 450
13. Diet Dinoco Light 350
14. Culver's 230
15. Fox 500
16. NBA 370
17. Motor Speedway Of The South 500
18. General Electric 200
19. Disney XD 500
20. Chinatown 340
21. The Fairly OddParents 400
22. YouTube 340
23. Diet Capri-Sun 450
24. Paramount 500
25. Smasherville 400
26. Palm Mile 450
27. Gulf 400
28. Boomerang 500
29. Dr. Pepper 500
30. California 600
31. Sam's Club 300
32. Coca-Cola Zero 400
33. Sprite 400
34. Los Angeles Gymnastics 300
35. New York City 200
36. Dinoco 400
1983 Piston Cup Season (PanagiothsH)

The 1983 Piston Cup Season was after the 1982 Piston Cup Season and you saw jimmy crosksrew win hes six piston cup

## Gallery

Sammy SmelterDale EarnhardtRusty CornfuelJimmy StrickscrewBill RacelottBobby CarbonteRudy StormAndrew Axlerbobby carlisonAlex QuintKenny ShiftrightAxel McDriftBill BradeyDarren GascanEugene CarbureskiRavinrs RevvicksThe KingTerry CarbonteThomas TanrevRonald OaksClaude ScruggsJohnny BlamerBrush CurberBilly OilcahngerBobby CarsacDon ChapcarSpeedy ViacomyRudy NichtcarStace CyberWafull of WheelRon PitcarGoddy GemsMike YankeeMisti MotorkrassSlide PowersCole SpeedlandNeil BrakettCrusty RotorAlloy WilsonHaul InngasTom LandisRobert HicksJames RobsonMurray ClutchburnErnie GearsonJ.P. MuffeJohnathan MelterGreg LockeGreg CandymanTom Diare JrHarry BearcerKlint Shiftrightkraig shiftrightlarry smithKurt ShiftrightSteve MyresRicky Horondkyle trackson seniorParker SeniorHarold AxelBenny Pitstops
2006 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON

THE FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON FROM 2006 SCHEDULE BY ME!

HERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULE:

1. Dokiland 400
2. Playhouse Disney 250
3. Walt Disney 300
4. Samsung 320
5. Kim Possible 300
6. Cartoon Network 500
7. Nickelodeon 500
8. Coca-Cola 400
9. Pepsi 250
10. Hollywood Bowl 400
11. Disney Channel 500
12. Radiator Springs 450
13. Diet Dinoco Light 350
14. Culver's 230
15. Fox 500
16. NBA 370
17. Motor Speedway Of The South 500
18. Sony Ericsson 200
19. Toon Disney/Jetix 500
20. Chinatown 340
21. The Fairly OddParents 400
22. YouTube 340
23. Capri-Sun 450
24. Paramount 500
25. Smasherville 400
26. Palm Mile 450
27. Gulf 400
28. Boomerang 500
29. Dr. Pepper 500
30. California 600
31. McDonald's/Burger King 300
32. Coca-Cola Zero 400
33. Sprite 400
34. Los Angeles Gymnastics 300
35. New York City 200
36. Dinoco 400
Asherpate's cars series 5 episode 11: 1997 N2O Cola 600

Jeff Gorvette starts on the pole and wins the race.

## Transcript

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Good job, you're starting on the pole!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah, let's go!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the longest race of the season, the N2O Cola 600, is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this! (but he got passed by Dale Carrett)

(lap 5)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 71 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Must lead this lap! (passes W.J. Lights)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes W.J. Lights to take the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 5!

(lap 18)

Quality Care crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

Dale Carrett: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Yes! Dale Carrett passes Jeff Gorvette! Go on my son!

Ken Squier: And he leads lap 18!

(lap 24)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 88 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Must have the lead again! (passes Dale Carrett)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette is making a move to take the lead again!

Ken Squier: And Jeff will lead lap 24!

(lap 28)

Pepsi crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

Ken Schrader: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Ken Schrader passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: And Ken will lead lap 28!

(lap 148)

Eugene Carburaski: Can't pass me, Dale Carrett! (passes Dale Carrett)

Dale Carrett: STOP! You're the one who wrecks other cars like Chick Hicks! (turns Eugene Carbureski)

Ken Squier: Dale has a chance and he turns him! Carbureski hard into the inside wall!

Spike: Adn the caution is out!

Tank Coat crew cheif: It's over.

Eugene Carburaski: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: Must go to pit road!

(lap 239)

(Johnny Blamer blows an engine faileur again)

Ned Carrett: OH! Johnny Blamer blows an engine and the caution is out!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: I must not give up with this race!

(lap 286)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 9 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Bill Racelott)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette passes Bill Racelott and returns to the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 286!

(lap 296)

GM Goodwrench crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

Dale Earnhardt: I have to dodge! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now Earnhardt gets a clear pass on Jeff Gorvette to take the lead!

Ken Squier: And he leads lap 296!

(lap 317)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, Rusted Walless! (goes into the inside)

Rusty Wallace: NOT SO FAST! (makes contact with Jeff Gorvette causing him to get lose but holds 2nd place)

Ken Squier: And Wallace gets lose! He saves it and holds 2nd place! Jeff Gorvette leads lap 317!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And Jeff wins the N2O Cola 600 for the 2nd time!

Jeff Gorvette: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! The same track where I got my first victory!

Rusty Wallace: JERK GORVETTE! HOW DARE YOU WON THE RACE!

Jeff Gorvette: RUSTY, OUT!
Alan Carwicki

Alan Carwicki is a legendary Piston Cup racer from 1986 to 1993. He is a 1986 Capitol motors Timberwolf who resembles Greg Candyman. Alan sadly died in an airplane crash in 1993 after the Clutch Aid Cozen 400. He won a total of 6 races as well as the 1992 Piston Cup championship. He is sponsored by Hooters with the number 7. His rival is Bill Racelott.

## History

Alan Carwicki went rookie in the Piston Cup in 1986 sponsored by Hooters with the number 7. He was a Capitol Motors Timberwolf. From 1986 to 1987, Alan won no races.

He eventually got his first win in 1988 at the Rev N Go 350 beating Terry Carbonte. 1989 was not as good. Alan went winless in that year, and got 11 DNFs. His best finish in 1989 was 2nd four times.

In 1990, Alan Carwicki went back on time. He got a win at Boston beating his rival Bill Racelott. In 1991, Alan won a race at Bristol beating Sterling Carlin.

1992 was Alan Carwick's best year of his career. Alan won 3 races including the Piston Cup beating his rival Bill Racelott.

In 1993, Alan competed the first 4 races of the 1993 Season. On April 1, 1993, before the Clutch Aid/Cozen 400, Alan went on a Fairchild SA227-TT Merlin airplane. 3 other cars were on board the airplane. The airplane was trying to get Alan to Bristol airport, but sudenly, the airplane blew an engine, and crashed, killing Alan, and 2 other cars. Alan was only 38.
2005 Piston Cup Busch Series Season

Cal Weathers won the 2005 Busch Series championship. Cal moved to the Piston Cup in 2006. Some Piston Cup racers (mainly the backups), as well as many CARCA racers, appeared in the 2005 Busch Series Season.

## Full-Time Racers

One Main 1 - Elliott Draftler

AC-Delco 2 - Clint Bowcar

Mobil 1 4 - Bryce Wheelhouse

Bass Pro Shops 5 - Ed Roadales

Valvoline/Viagra 6 - Mark Cartin

Moo-Moo Dairy 7 - Justin Allcarier

GoDaddy 10 - Danicar Pontiac

Q's 11 - Arwell Gearbox

Bumper Stickers Co 13 - Anthony DeRear

Sunny D/Fastenal 17 - Ricky Streakhouse Jr

Interstate Batteries 18 - Terry Carbonte

Sunshine Parts 21 - Jake Darths

Vitoline 24 - Brick Yardley

Denver Matress 32 - Andrew Carr

Mood Springs 33 - Banks

Trunk Fresh 34 - Buck

Shifty Drug 35 - Riley Winston

Nestle 44 - Dan D DanKims

Dinoco/Wells-Fargo 45 - Cal Weathers

Marioro 46 - Buck Schooner

Re-Volting 48 - T.G Castlenut

Lightyear 50 - Dash Rallyman

Nitroade 52 - Joltsen

Mars Inc 54 - Kyle Buschtire

Jumbo Pretzels 55 - "Doctor" Raymond Peabody

Fiber Fuel 56 - McCoy

Kelloggs 57 - Jason Carler

Axadewi 59 - Robbie Bendruew

Midnight of Comedy Joy 62 - Kenneth Crossbar (moved from Australia)

Transberry Juice 63 - Medford

Ice Cream and Lollipops Inc 65 - Jack Wheelson

Kmart 66- Todd Bodine (Decided he wanted to race in Xfinity instead of CARCA as he felt more competitive)

Hostile Takeover Bank 68 - Rick Meal (Banned for life after 2005 finale for causing big crashes.)

Spindall Gear Lube 69 - Eric Ismond

Sidewall Shine 74 - Zeb

Retread 79 - Turner

Gask-Its 80 - Lewis Rodriguez

Clutch Aid 121 - Suregrip

Faux Wheel Drive 191 - Cortland

Leak Less 282 - Hollister

## Part-Time Racers

Lowe's 60 - Jimmie Johnson (Road Courses & Faux Wheel Drive 300)

Hostile Takeover Bank 86 - Chick Hicks (Faux Wheel Drive 300 & Calladega Races)

Menards 88 - Matt Drafton (Short Tracks & Faux Wheel Drive 300)

Rust Eze 95 - Lightning McQueen (Road Courses & Faux Wheel Drive 300)

Office Depot 99 - Carl Edwards (Faux Wheel Drive 300)

## Races

1. Faux Wheel Drive 300 (Nightdona) - Rick Meal
2. Las Vegas 300 - Kyle Buschtire
3. Texas 175 - Elliott Draftler
4. Olympus 250 - Cal Weathers
5. Charlotte 175 - Kyle Buschtire
6. Palm Mile 200 -
7. BnL Raceway 300 -
8. Vitoline 175 -
9. Walkins-Glen 300 -
10. Miami 175 -
11. Bristol 300 -
12. Mood Springs 200 -
13. Nitroade 200 -
14. Busch 200 (Calladega) -
15. Michigan 200 -
16. Coca Cola 250 (Los Angeles) -
17. Rev N Go 175 -
18. Brickyard 300 -
19. Mario Andretti 200 -
20. Nightdona 250 -
21. Copper Canyon 300 -
22. Calladega 300 -
23. Boston 175 -
24. Iowa 300 -
25. Fei 200 -
26. No Stall 175 -
27. Sputter Stop 200 -
28. Spare Mint 200 -
29. Cartinsville 300 -
30. Pinkie and Spike 200 -
31. Sidewall Shine 175 -
32. Bumper Save Discounts and Gears 300 -
33. Washington 175 -
34. Richmond 200 -
35. Dinoco Light 300 -
Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 31: 1996 UAW-GM Quality 500

This race takes place at Charlotte.

## Transcript

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok, you're qualifying in 2nd place!

Jeff Gorvette: Must draft on the pole sitter!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And we are going racing at Charlotte!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this! (passes Rowley Boltstrike)

(Lap 7)

OOR Crew Chief: Inside of the 24 car!

Rowley Boltstrike: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Now Rowley Boltstrike is passing Jeff Gorvette to take the lead!

Ken Squier: Rowley Boltstrike leads lap number 7!

(lap 24)

Retread crew cheif: Ready to pit?

Haul Inngas: Ok! Let's do it! (drives to pit road)

Ned Carrett: Haul Inggas now comes to pit road, and Gorvette goes for the lead!

Ken Suqier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 24!

(lap 32)

Bumper Save crew cheif: Inside of the 90 car!

Ponchy Wipeout: Ok! Must get my win! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now the rookie passes Jeff to take the lead!

Ken Squier: Rookie, Ponchy Wipeout leads lap 32!

(lap 210)

Eugene Carburaski: Hey, Jerky Blamer! I AM MORE DOMINTE THAN YOU (yee)! TAKE THIS! (does a PIT maneuver on Johnny Blamer)

Johnny Blamer: Eugene! DON'T SAY THE F-WORD AT ME! (skies to Ernie Swervan)

Ken Squier: Oh! Big trouble! Johnny takes out Ernie Swervan, Chuck Armstrong and Alloy Wilson!

Spike: It would be nasty if 8 cars are involved instead of 4.

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over again.

Johnny Blamer: WAGHGHAHATGHHHAHHAHAHAGAHAHGAHAHAGAHAHAH! THIS IS SO BAD THAT I'M CRASHING IN EVERY RACE EXEPT THE GLEN RACE!

(lap 319)

Eugene Carburaski: HA! SCREW YOU! TAKE THS! (turns Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh! Jeff Gorvette spins and take out rookie, Ponchy Wipeout!

Ray Reverham: Are you ok?

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I'm ok! It's not over for me!

Ray Reverham: Ok! Try to not get a DNF.

(finish)

Ken Squier: And Crusty Rotor wins at Charlotte!

Crusty Rotor: Yes! I did it! Thank you for helping me, Murray!

Murray Clutchburn: You're welcome!
1959 Daytona 500

This is the first-ever Daytona 500. Lee Weathers won with Jet Robinson 2nd and LeRoy Heming 3rd. This was also The King's first race.

Sadly, Rusty Dipstick died in the race where he was pushed by LeRoy, crashes into his pits, crashed into a gas factory, and then a tree.

## Transcript

### Rusty's death

Narrator: Where now on lap 167. Lee Weathers keeps this lead away from Jet Robinson. Jet tries to catch up.

LeRoy: TAKE THIS RUSTED DIPCRAP! (pushes Rusty)

Narrator: Jet is a very fast car, but there's a car going airborne back on the 1st turn! Rusty Dipstick crashes into his pits. He's into a gas factory! Now into a tree! Horrible crash for Rusty. Poor Rusty Dipstick is dead. Randy Lawson died in a fatal crash recently in 1957.

### Lee wins

Narrator: Where on the final lap, and Lee Weathers and Jet Robinson are still fighting for the lead. Back in the 3rd and 4th spot, Junior Moon tries to pass LeRoy Heming for the 3rd spot, but LeRoy blocks him. They're on the backstretch, and Lee and Jet are still in the lead. Lee takes avenge as they're coming towards the 3rd turn. Jet Robinson makes a move on Lee, but Lee will do anything he can to win this race. Here is the checkered flag! Lee Weathers wins this race!

Lee: Oh my god! I won the first Florida 500!

Jet: Good job Lee.
Amy Skidmore

Amy Skidmore Is A Jenny’s Body Works Piston Cup Racer That Only Ran The First 22 Races Of The 1995 Season, And Part Time In 1993-1994. She Would Be Put In Jail For Life Before The 1995 Boston 350 For Killing 20 Spectators And Being A Secret Killer. She Was Found Puffed Up In Her Cell In The 13th Of October 2021 S.T.I.L.L A.L.I.V.E

## Gallery

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2004 Daytona 500

The 2004 Daytona 500 is known for being Sage VanDerSpin's first race. The winner was Dale Earnhardt Jr with Tony Gaswart second and Todd Marcus third.

This was considered one of the most historic races ever due to a massive crash on lap 54 caused by Chick Hicks turning Ponchy Wipeout. It involved Yankee, Micheal Cartrip, Ryan Newcar, Crusty Rotor, Chuck Armstrong, Ernie Gearson, Darren Leadfoot, Alloy Wilson, Billy Oiclhanger, Slider Petrolski, Johnny Blamer and James Cleanair. Micheal nearly died when he flew to Lake Loyd. That's just like in the 1973 Daytona 500 when Bobby Carsac crashed into Lake Lloyd after flipping and landing there, and later on, Cole Speedland in 1987 Easy Idle 400 when he collided with Tom Landis and Alloy Wilson.

Alloy was very badly injured and in an interview 3 days later after the race, he said, "In my 22 years of racing, I have never suffered a crash like that in my life!".

## Transcript

### Micheal Goes into the lake!

Bob: It's lap number 140 and surprisingly we haven't seen anything major. I think I'm going to get coffee.

Darrell: Yeah. It's been a very boring race.

(Suddenly Chick Hicks turns Ponchy Wipeout)

Bob: Chick Hicks has turned Ponchy Wieout! Ponchy slides and collects Micheal Cartrip, Ryan Newcar and Crusty Rotor!

Darrell: Crusty has touched Chuck Arsmtrong and Ernie Gearson looks to be involved too!

Bob: As the big one at Florida is happening Ernie Gearson hits Darren Leadfoot who hits Alloy Wilson! OH MY GOD! ALLOY HAS GONE IN THE AIR!

Darrell: HE BETTER NOT GO WHERE I THINK HE IS GONNA GO!

Bob: THIS COULD BE HISTORY RIGHT HERE! ALLOY WILAON HAS FLOWN AND LANDED IN ***LAKE LLOYD!!!!!***

Darrell: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

Bob: HE IS SINKING!!!

Darrell: THIS RACE WENT FROM BORING AS HECK TO HISTORIC!

Bob: I KNOW RIGHT!!!

(Play Station 2 Team Radio)

Alloy Wilson: Guys help! (blub blub) I'm (blub) sinking.

PS2 Crew Chief: Help will arrive soon!

(Back to Darrell and Bob)

Bob: Wait a second... DALE EARNHARDT JR IS SPEEDING TWORDS THE WRECKAGE!!!!!!! HE IS GOING TO BE KILLED!!!!!!!!!!

Darrell: OH (popeye toot)!!!!!! I CAN'T (seal bark) WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dale Earnhardt Jr: THIS IS FOR YOU DAD! (jumped onto Micheal Cartrip, bounced off, flew high above the wreckage, and landed on his tires!)

Darrell: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! DALE EARNHARDT JR JUST FLEW ABOVE THE WRECKAGE OVER ***19 METERS!!!!!***

Bob: What a spectacular move for Dale Earnhardt Jr! That's even higher than The King who did that at Calledega in 1971. Alloy is gonna miss possibly more than two races with the replacement of his replacement driver Mark Burnsly.

### Dale Jr's win

Bob: The legacy continues! Dale Earnhardt Jr wins the 46th Daytona 500!

(Budwiser Team Radio)

Dale Earnhardt Jr: YES! YESSSSSSS! I WON! YESSSSSS!

Budweiser Crew Chief: Well done Dale Jr!

Dale Earnhardt Jr: That is how it should be now!
2015 Daytona 500

The 2015 Daytona 500 is where 2 big crashes happen on lap 41, and 202. The winner was Russell D. Fong with Kevin Carvick 2nd, and Dale Earnhardt Jr in 3rd. This was the first Daytona 500 live on YouTube. The first Piston Cup race live on YouTube was the 2nd Pocono race in 2014.

## Transcript

### The big one part 1

Russell D. Fong: TAKE THIS TORNY GASFART! (does a PIT maneuver on Tony Gaswart)

Bob Cutlass: And around goes Tony Gaswart! He takes out Matt Carseth, Speedy Comet, Terry Kargas, Brick Yardley, Dud Throttleman and Brad Keselowski! The caution comes out again!

Handy the Tow Truck: I can't believe it!

Darrell Cartrip: Nether do I!

Bob Cutlass: Let's just check the replay.

(replay)

Darrell Cartrip: So is this where it started?

Bob Cutlass: Yep. Russell D. Fong does a PIT maneuver on Tony Gaswart.

Handy the Tow Truck: And Tony takes out 6 cars including Carseth and Keselowski!

Bob Cutlass: That's right.

### Voyager, Percy and Dustin Crash

* Bob Cutlass: OH NO! DUSTIN WILLER COLLIDES INTO PERCY DIAMOND! THE TWO FLIP AND VOYAGER IN THE CATCH FENCE!
* Darell Cartrip: HUGE CRASH JUST NOW ON LAP NUMBER 438! Bob will do the replay for ya.
* (Replay)
* Bob Cutlass: So Dustin was spun by a piece of debris in the start/finish line, and he lost control and crashed into Percy Diamond, who is one of my faves. Voyager hit the catchfense hard and they both flipped over twice. They both landed on their wheels but currently they're towed away.
* (back live)

### Edith Haruno Loves Scootaloo Voyager

* Scootaloo Voyager: EDITH! I CRASHED! (Cries)
* Edith Haruno: Scootaloo i need some give a kissies on the lips.
* Scootaloo Voyager: (Cries)
* Edith Haruno: Scootaloo You need a kiss.
* (Edith Haruno kisses Scootaloo)
* Scootaloo Voyager: Mmmmm (stops crying for real): Thanks, Edith.

### The big one part 2/finish

Walter Gorvette: Must chase that 22 car! (passes Denny Hamlin)

Denny Hamlin: HA! Unga Bunga! Unga Bunga! Unga Bunga! (dumps Walter Gorvette)

Bob Cutlass; OH! Gorvette goes around, and takes out Bobby Swift, Kyle Buschtire, Rex Revler, Speedy Comet, Dud Throttleman and Ponchy Wipeout! Russell D. Fong will come to the caution flag to win the Daytona 500.

Darrell Cartrip: Yeah! He's the mean yellow car!

Handy: Just like Jonathan Melter! We don't want him to win this 500!
2006 dinoco 400 panagiothsH

is a race that is panagiothsH is way and see and read

## start of the race

* darrel cartip bogy bogy lets go racing boys
* kasey conner im going to win my fisrt piston cup eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

## kyle trackson wreck himself on lap 400

* kyle trackson time to crash
* reb meeker ow
* kyle trakson ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ouch x 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
* darrel cartip hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
* bob curtlans hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that jerk crashes
* darrel cartirp no caution kasey conner wins the dinoco 400 and the 2006 piston cup cup
* kasey conner yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

## on hosltilpat

* kyle trackson senior are you okay
* kyle trackson yes
* kyle trackson senior you wll have upradte next season
* kyle trackson okay
* kyle trackson junior im just 5 now
Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 26: 1995 Goody's 500 at Cartinsville

Jeff Gorvette starts at the pole. It's a short and boring episode. What's even more boring is that Jeff only lead 3 laps.

## Transcript

Chick Hicks: HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME LAST RACE!

Jeff Gorvette: Well, you're the mean guy! You wreck other cars!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! Stop wrecking other cars! You're the mean green car!

Chick Hicks: We'll see!

(quaifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're at the pole!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh yeah! I did it after winning last race!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: The Goody's 500 from Martinsville is underway!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this! (until he gets passed by Dale Earnhardt)

(lap 31)

Ken Squier: And looks like the rain is here!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: I know! Because of the rain!

Ned Carrett: And the caution will come out!

Ken Squier: And we will resume racing tomarrow.

(lap 85)

Dale Earnhardt: I'm gonna bump that mean blue car! (intiminates Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: Woh! (collects Johnny Blamer)

Ken Squier: And we have a crash! Rusty Wallace spins and takes out Johnny Blamer!

Spike: Dale Earnhardt doesn't like that mean bluecar, but that's a though break for Johnny Blamer!

Arthur Motor: It's over.

Johnny Blamer: (bawls) I WANT ANOTHER FINISH! NOT ANOTHER CRASH!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! 2 right side tires and 2 cans of fuel!

Ray Reverham: All right, pal.

(lap 404)

Ken Squier: It's lap 404! Crusty Rotor in the lead with his teammate, Jeff Gorvette in 2nd and Dale Earnhardt in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette trying to go by his teammate! Jeff is a faster car!

Spike: The Intiminator, Dale Earnhardt giving Gorvette a push for him to pass his teammate!

Ken Squier: They enter turn 3! Earnhardt still pushing Jeff Gorvette!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Pinkie: Now Jeff Gorvette goes into the inside and passes his teammate, Crusty Rotor!

Ned Carrett: Meanwhile, Dale Earnhardt still pushes Jeff Gorvette for him to take 2nd place!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds him of the corner and will complete lap 404!

(3 laps later)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Dale Earnhardt is still giving Gorvette a push!

GM Goodwrench: Go to the inside!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now Dale passes Jeff Gorvette on the inside and takes the lead from him!

Pinkie: And Jeff Gorvette is gonna give Earnhardt a push!

Ned Carrett: And Dale will lead this lap!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Dale Earnhardt for the win!

Ned Carrett: This has been a very boring race.

Dale Earnhardt: Good job guys! Thank you for suporting me.

Jeff Gorvette: Oh! What a very boring race! I didn't lead many lap!

Dale Earnhardt: It's ok, Jeff! Maybe next race will be less boring.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!
Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 15: 1994 Pepsi 400

CHICK HICKS does another big crash.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 12th place.

Jeff Gorvette: Must get to the top 10!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: The Pepsi 400 is underway!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to get to the top 10!

Ned Carrett: Look at Haul Inngas! He's getting a good start passing poole siter, Dale Earnhardt for the lead.

(lap 55)

Sputter Stop crew cheif: behind the 24 car.

Murray Clutchburn: Okay. (drafts with Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Now Murray Clutchburn takes the lead away from Mark Burnsley while Jeff Gorvette gives him a push and Murray takes the lead.

Ned Carrett: Oh! And Mark almost did a PIT maneuver on Jeff Gorvette!

(lap 58)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette now passing his teammate for the lead on the outside. ￼

Ken Squier: He is a faster car than Murray. Because he has more aerodynamics.

(lap 65)

Ned Carrett: Ernie Swervan is now in the lead ahead of Jeff Gorvette and Murray Clutchburn.

Ken Squier: Can the 2 racers part of Chevrick Motorsports get it back.

Ned Carrett: I don't think so.

(lap 120)

Chick Hicks: I am not coming behind you again, old man! (Bumps James Robson)

Ken Squier: TROUBLE TURN 3, JAMES ROBSON BUMPED BY CHICK HICKS!

Ned Carrett: Are you (Yee) kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Spike: Oh no, Klint's involved too!

Pinkie: NO, NO, NO!

Klint Shiftright: Argh, what a (Popeye toot) crash! I'm gonna die!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette passes Ernie Swervan and goes through the caution flag!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: Thank god I made it to the caution flag, but that must be the worst crash in this season!

(lap 131)

Ned Carrett: And Earnhardt trying to take the lead from Jeff Gorvette!

GM Goodwrench: Inside of the 24 car.

(Dale passes Jeff)

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt passes Jeff Gorvette and leads lap number 131!

(finish)

Ernie Swervan: I must win this! I must win this!

Chick Hicks: NO! You can't be a winner! (does a bump n run on Ernie Swervan causing Ernie to get lose)

Ned Carrett: OH NO! ERNIE SWERVAN GETS LOSE! SWERVAN SAVES IT!

Ken Squier: Now Chick Hicks wins at Daytona Speedway!

Chick Hicks: Ha! I won! I won!

Ernie Swervan: CHICK! YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN DRIVE PARKERSON!

Dale Earnhardt: YEAH! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asherpate's cars series 5 episode 30: 1997 AC-Delco 400

Haul Inngas wins.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: You're starting in 6th.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: The race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Come on! Let's do it right away!

(lap 80)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 88 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Dale Carrett)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Carrett and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 80! It's lap 81! Jeff Gorvette is the new leader and Dale Carrett drops to pit road!

Pinkie: And Gerald Leadfoot had the avanage and is in 2nd right now!

Ned Carrett: But now, he fallowing behind Gorvette!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3 as Jeff Gorvette holds Gerald from the lead!

Ray Reverham: Wanna pit?

Jeff Gorvette: Huh... ok. (drives to pit road)

Ken Suqier: Jeff Gorvette heads to pit road, as Gerald Leadfoot takes the pit avanage again, to lead lap 81!

(lap 114)

Eugene Carbureski: HA! THERE YOU ARE! (does a PIT maneuver on Johnny Blamer)

Ned Carrett: OH NO! JOHNNY BLAMER!

Ken Squier: And he takes out Larry Smith! The caution comes out again!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over.

Johnny Blamer (cries): NOT, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ray Reverham: The cauiton is out.

Jeff Gorvette: JOHNNY BLAMER IS CRYING AGAIN! BECAUSE OF YOU!

Eugene Carbureski: Well, I may wreck you!

Jeff Gorvette: OH! Well see about that!

(lap 251)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 76 car!

Jeff Gorvette: All right! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette passes his teammate and returns to the lead!

Ken Suqier: Now! He leads lap 251!

(lap 273)

Nentendo crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

W.J. Lights: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: W.J. Lights passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Now, he leads lap 273!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Haul Inngas wins!

Dale Carrett: Thanks for winning, Inngas!

Haul Inngas: You're welcome, Carrett!
2008 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series

The 2008 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is the 59th season of the NASCAR Cup Series.

## Race Winners

* Budweiser Shootout - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (1)
* Gatorade Duels - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (2), Denny Hamlin (1)

1. Daytona 500 - Ryan Newman
2. Auto Club 500 - Carl Edwards (1)
3. UAW-Dodge 400 - Carl Edwards (2)
4. Kobalt Tools 500 - Kyle Busch (1)
5. Food City 500 - Jeff Burton
6. Goody's Cool Orange 500 - Denny Hamlin (2)
7. Samsung 500 - Carl Edwards (3)
8. Subway Fresh Fit 500 - Jimmie Johnson (1)
9. Aaron's 499 - Kyle Busch (2)
10. Crown Royal presents the Dan Lowry 400 - Clint Bowyer
11. Dodge Challenger 500 - Kyle Busch (3)
	* Sprint Showdown - A.J. Allemdninger
	* Sprint All-Star Challenge - Kasey Kahne (1)
12. Coca-Cola 600 - Kasey Kahne (2)
13. Best Buy 400 benefiting Student Clubs for Autism Speaks - Kyle Busch (4)
14. Pocono 500 - Kasey Kahne (3)
15. LifeLock 400 - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (3)
16. Toyota/Save Mart 350 - Kyle Busch (5)
17. Lenox Industrial Tools 301 - Kurt Busch
18. Coke Zero 400 powered by Coca-Cola - Kyle Busch (6)
19. LifeLock.com 400 - Kyle Busch (7)
20. Allstate 400 at the Brickyard - Jimmie Johnson (2)
21. Sunoco Red Cross Pennsylvania 500 - Carl Edwards (4)
22. Centurion Boats at The Glen - Kyle Busch (8)
23. 3M Performance 400 presented by Bondo - Carl Edwards (5)
24. Sharpie 500 - Carl Edwards (6)
25. Pepsi 500 - Jimmie Johnson (3)
26. Chevy Rock & Roll 400 - Jimmie Johnson (4)
27. Sylvania 300 - Greg Biffle (1)
28. Camping World RV 400 presented by AAA - Greg Biffle (2)
29. Camping World RV 400 presented by Coleman - Jimmie Johnson (5)
30. AMP Energy 500 - Tony Stewart
31. Bank of America 500 - Jimmie Johnson (6)
32. Tums QuikPak 500 - Jimmie Johnson (7)
33. Pep Boys Auto 500 - Carl Edwards (7)
34. Dickies 500 - Carl Edwards (8)
35. Checker O'Reilly Auto Parts 500 presented by Pennzoil - Jimmie Johnson (8)
36. Ford 400 - Carl Edwards (9)

## Win Chart

1. Carl Edwards - 9 wins
2. Jimmie Johnson - 8 wins
3. Kyle Busch - 8 wins
4. Kasey Kahne - 3 wins
5. Greg Biffle - 2 wins
6. Denny Hamlin - 2 wins
7. REST TBA
2014 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON

THE FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON FROM 2014 SCHEDULE BY ME!

HERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULE:

1. Dokiland 400
2. Playkids 250
3. Walt Disney 300
4. Randalls 320
5. Phineas and Ferb 300
6. Cartoon Network 500
7. Nickelodeon 500
8. Coca-Cola Light 350
9. Diet Pepsi 200
10. Hollywood Bowl 400
11. Disney Channel 500
12. Radiator Springs 450
13. Diet Dinoco Light 350
14. Culver's/White Castle 230
15. Fox 500
16. ESPN 370
17. Motor Speedway Of The South 500
18. Xbox One 200
19. Disney XD 500
20. Chinatown 340
21. The Fairly OddParents 400
22. YouTube 340
23. Diet Capri-Sun 450
24. Paramount 500
25. Smasherville 400
26. Palm Mile 450
27. Gulf 400
28. Boomerang 500
29. Dr. Pepper 500
30. California 600
31. Sam's Club 300
32. Coca-Cola Zero 400
33. Sprite 400
34. Los Angeles Gymnastics 300
35. New York City 200
36. Dinoco 400
Asherpate's cars series 5 episode 29: 1997 DieHard 500

A big crash happened thanks to Eugene Carbureski taking out 23 CARS! But the winner as Crusty Rotor.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: You're starting in 8th.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: The race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to win this!

(lap 27)

Ray Reverham: inside of the 76 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok. (passes Crusty Rotor)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette goes to the inside and passes his teammate!

Ken Suqier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 27!

(lap 30)

GM Goodwrench crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car.

Dale Earnahrdt: All right. (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now Dale Earnhardt passes Jeff Gorvette for the lead!

Ken Suqier: And he leads lap 30!

(lap 140)

Eugene Carbureski: HEY, JERK GORVETTE! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY! (gets into Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: OH! CARBURESKI GETS INO GORVETTE!

Ken Squier: And they take out Dale Earnahrdt, Dale Carrett, Murray Clutchburn, Ponchy Wipeout, Johnny Blamer, Chuck Armstrong, Johnathan Melter, Billy Oilchanger, Ernie Gearson, Cal Weathers, W.J. Lights, Alloy Wilson, Kyle Trackson, Klint Shiftright, Larry Smith, Ron Blaster, Michael Cartrip, Haul Inngas, Don Alternators, Slider Petrolski, Owen Drivewell, and Ruby Oaks.

Ned Carrett: And the cauiton is out!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over.

Johnny Blamer: AGAIN, AND AGAIN AND AGAIN? (cries)

Jeff Gorvette: EUGENE CRAPBURESKI! HOW DARE TAKE ME AND OTHER CARS OUT!

Eugene Carbureski: WELL, YOU'RE THE JERK GORVETTE!

Jeff Gorvette: SHUT UP!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And Crusty Rotor wins!

Rowley Boltstrike: Great job winning the race!

W.J Lights: Yeah! I got into 3rd after many repairs from the big crash!

Crusty Rotor: Thanks guys.
Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 12: 1994 Budweiser 500

It takes place at Dover. From lap 290 to final lap, there was a lead fight between Rusty Wallace and Ernie Swervan, but Rusty won the race.

This episode is mostly focused on Rusty Wallace.

## Transcript

Miller Lite crew cheif: You're starting in 6th.

Rusty Wallace: Wow. That's a good one.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Rusty Wallace: We have to win this!

(lap 290)

Ken Squier: It's lap 290! Ernie Swervan in the lead! Rusty Wallace 2nd and Mark Cartin 3rd!

(Rusty Wallace passes Ernie Swervan)

Ne Carrett: We like Rusty Wallace.

Spike: Yeah! He's great! He's better than Chick Hicks!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace and Ernie Swervan are battling for the lead as Rusty Wallace leads lap 290!

(lap 306)

(Ernie Swervan passes Rusty Wallace)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan passes Rusty Wallace and leads lap 306!

Ernie Swervan: I must lead until the end for you, Davey Carllison!

(lap 400)

(Rusty Wallace drafts on Ernie Swervan)

Miller Lite crew cheif: Inside of the 28 car.

Rusty Wallace: Good talking! (Rusty Wallace passes Ernie Swervan)

Spike: And Rusty Wallace takes it back.

Pinkie: Yes!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 400.

(lap 460)

(Ernie Swervan drafts on Rusty Wallace)

Texaco Havoline crew cheif: Inside of the 2 car.

Ernie Swervan: This would be great for Davey! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan leads lap 460!

(lap 463)

(Rusty Wallace passes Ernie Swervan)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 463! Lap 464 and Rusty Wallce is still in the lead!

Ned Carrett: Ernie Swervan is now getting close!

Pinkie: Come on Ernie! Come on Rusty!

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan passes Rusty Wallace and leads lap 464! Lap 465 and Ernie Swervan keeps the lead!

Pinkie: Come on, Ernie!

Spike: Come on Rusty! You're friends for Davey!

Ken Squier: ERNIE SWERVAN WILL LEAD LAP NUMBER 465!

(Rusty Wallace passes Ernie Swervan)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace takes it back

Ned Carrett: He's sure going to win for his friends who died.

(final lap)

Pinkie: And Rusty Wallace and Ernie Swervan are fighting for the lead!

(Rusty Wallace passes Ernie Swervan)

Rusty Wallace: Yes! I am winning!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace wins!

Rusty Wallace: WHOOOOOOOOO! Victory is mine!

Ernie Swervan: Good job, Rusty.

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah, nice job!
2004 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON

THE FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON FROM 2004 SCHEDULE BY ME!

HERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULE:

1. Dokiland 400
2. Playhouse Disney 250
3. Walt Disney 300
4. Samsung 320
5. Kim Possible 300
6. Cartoon Network 500
7. Nickelodeon 500
8. Coca-Cola 400
9. Pepsi 250
10. Hollywood Bowl 400
11. Disney Channel 500
12. Radiator Springs 450
13. Diet Dinoco Light 350
14. Culver's 230
15. ABC 500
16. Shell 390
17. Motor Speedway Of The South 500
18. Sony Ericsson/Nokia 200
19. Toon Disney/Jetix 500
20. Chinatown 340
21. The Fairly OddParents 400
22. Apple 500
23. Capri-Sun 450
24. Paramount 500
25. Smasherville 400
26. Palm Mile 450
27. Gulf 400
28. Boomerang 500
29. Dr. Pepper 500
30. California 600
31. McDonald's/Burger King 300
32. Coca-Cola Zero 400
33. Sprite 400
34. Los Angeles Gymnastics 300
35. New York City 200
36. Dinoco 400
Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 21: 1993 Bud 500

This episode takes place at Daniel Speedway at Utah.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok! It's time for a win!

Jeff Gorvette: All right! I'll get help from one of my teammates and will win this race!

Ken Squier: This is Jeff Gorvette's first time at the race track where Don Chapcar died, which is Daniel Speedway, and the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Let's do this!

Pinkie: If there is another racer who dies in this race, I'm gonna vomit!

Ken Squier: Ernie Gearson has a good start on turn 1 holding the lead from Rusty Wallace!

(lap 32)

Jeff Gorvette: Murray, Crusty, you guys have to push me so we can pass our teammate, Ken Schrader!

Murray Clutchburn: Oh yeah! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Crusty Rotor: We have to push Jeff into the lead with Ken! (pushes Murray Clutchburn)

Ned Carrett: Look at that! Murray Clutchburn pushes Jeff Gorvette while Crusty Rotor is pushing Murray Clutchburn!

Spike: I think that later on, Ken Schrader will push Crusty Rotor!

Chick Hicks: NOT SO FAST HENDRICK JERKS! (dumps Crusty Rotor)

Crusty Rotor: LOOK OUT KEN SCHRADER! (collects Ken Schrader)

Spike: OH NO! TERRY AND KEN ARE CRASHING! AND THEY'RE COLLECTING DARRELL CARTRIP, HAUL INNGAS, GREG LOCKE, AND CHUCK ARMSTRONG!

Ken Squier: Now it's only 2 Hendrick racers, Jeff Gorvette and Murray Clutchburn! Hopefully, they'll still have a chance to win!

(lap 178)

Chick Hicks: NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, JEFF! (dumps Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: OH NO! JEFF GORVETTE IS SPINNING AND HITS ALLOY WILSON!

Pinkie: OH MY GOD! ANOTHER ONE!

Ken Squier: Chick is a very mean racer!

Jeff Gorvette: OH NO! I HAVE TO GO TO PIT ROAD!

Ray Reverham: Ok! You need to be repaired!

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! 4 tires and 2 cans of fuel, and my crew will repair me!

Ray Reverham: Ok! It will take a while!

(71 laps later)

Ray Reverham: You're all fixed up!

Jeff Gorvette: ALL RIGHT!

Spike: AND GORVETTE IS BACK IN THE RACE!

Ken Squier: Jeff is now 71 laps down!

(lap 346)

Chick Hicks: ONE TO GO! YOUR GONNA BE THE LAST ONE! OUT OF MY WAY LOSER! (dumps Murray Clutchburn)

Spike: OH NO! MURRAY CLUTCHBURN SPINS TO THE OUTSIDE WALL! THEY'RE NOW NO MORE HENDRICK RACERS HAVING A CHANCE TO WIN!

Ken Squier: Since Murray Clutchburn is the last one, no Hendrick racer has a chance of winning this race!

(finish)

Ken Squier: AND IT'S ERNIE GEARSON FOR THE WIN! RUSTY WALLACE IS 2ND AND DALE EARNHARDT IS 3RD!

Ernie Gearson: YES! YES!

Dale Earnhardt: I'm in 3rd place! I hope I can win next time!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! That's amazing, Dale! I sadly crashed on lap 178, but then, I got repaired 70 laps later! I'll try to win next time!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe!
Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 7: 1994 First Union 400

It takes place at North Wikesboro.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: Ok. That stupid Chick Hicks hates us!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! STUPID CHICK HICKS! HE IS NO GOOD RACER! I have to get my first win!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe!

(end of qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok. You're starting 12th. You need to get to the top 10!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this cheif!

(lap 82)

Jeff Gorvette: (passes Chuck Armstrong) Ok I have to push you to the lead! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Ken Schrader: Yeah! Let's do this!

(Ken Schrader and Jeff Gorvette pass Ernie Swervan)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette pushes Ken Schrader to the lead and Ken will lead lap 82!

Jeff Gorvette: Now I'll try to take the lead!

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette tries for the lead!

(Suddenly, Jeff Gorvette got lose)

Ned Carrett: OH NO! JEFF GETS LOSE ON TURN 2!

Ken Squier: And Jeff almost collected Ken Schrader and Ernie Swervan!

Pinkie: Now Jeff is droping back, while his teammate Ken keeps the lead!

Ned Carrett: And Ernie Swervan is back in 2nd!

Pinkie: Now Chuck Armstrong takes 2nd away from Ernie Swervan!

Ray Reverham: Ready to come to pit road?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes!

Ken Squier: Jeff is now coming towards pit road because he got lose on turn 2!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm coming! I'm coming!

Ken Squier: And now he's in his pits. 2 left side tires and 2 cans of fuel

Spike: And his crew is now pushing him away! I hope he's gonna win this race!

Ken Squier: Jeff is now a lap down, as Chuck Armstrong drafts on the leader Ken Schrader.

(lap 243)

Jeff Gorvette: Let's see I can get to that mean 86 car!

Chick Hicks: YOU'RE PAINT LOOKS AS STUPID AS JEFF GORVETTE'S PAINT! TAKE THIS! (turns Gerald Leadfoot)

Spike: Oh no, Splended Gerald Leadfoot into the inside wall!

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan goes through the caution flag and leads lap 243!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: BECAUSE THAT STUPID CHICK HICKS WRECKED THE 01 CAR!

Ray Reverham: Ok.

(8 laps later)

Ken Squier: Green flag is back in the air!

Ray Reverham: Green flag. Green, green, green.

Jeff Gorvette: I'll show that green car!

Chick Hicks: HA! IT'S YOU AGAIN! YOU CAN'T PASS ME! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: STOP IT, CHICKEN!

(lap 311)

(Chick Hicks keeps blocking Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: STOP BLOCKING ME YOU MEAN RACE CAR!

Chick Hicks: YOU'LL NEVER GET TO THE TOP 10!

Ken Schrader: I'll push you! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Chick Hicks: YOU'LL NEVER WIN A RACE! (makes contact with Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Chick Hicks makes contact with Jeff Gorvette and gets lose!

Chick Hicks: YOU'RE TEAMMATE IS PUSHING YOU! (turns Ken Schrader)

Spike: Now Chick turns Ken Schrader into the outside wall!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: YEAH! THANKS TO THE STUPID GREEN CAR WRECKING MY TEAMMATE!

(lap 400)

Chick Hicks: That's enough! (turns Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: (gets lose) OH NO!

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan wins at North Wikesboro!

Ernie Swervan: YES! I WON! YES!
Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 33: 1996 Dura Lube 500

Murray Clutchburn won this race with rookie, Ponchy Wipeout 2nd and Crusty Rotor 3rdl but sadly, Jeff Gorvette didn't lead any laps.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: You're starting, 19th!

Jeff Gorvette: Please don't tell me another low start!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 156)

Kyle Trackson: TAKE THIS, JOHNNY! (turns Johnny Blamer)

Ken Squier: Oh! Johnny Blamer spins around and takes out Billy Oilchnager!

Ned Carrett: Alloy Wilson and W.J Lights are also involved!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over!

Johnny Blamer: WHY AGAIN? NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cries)

Ray Reverham: The caurtion is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Poor Johnny Blamer getting crashed in every race this year!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Murray Clutchburn for the win! Ponchy Wipeout is 2nd and Crusty Rotor in 3rd!

Murray Clutchburn: Hey, Ponchy! I won and you are a good rookie this race.

Ponchy Wipeout: Thank you!
Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 25: 1994 SplitFire Spark Plug 500

The 2nd Dover race of 1994.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok! Qualiftying in 12th place.

Jeff Gorvette: Out side the top 10 again!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to make my way to the top 10!

(lap 205)

Jeff Gorvette: Ok. I'm gonna push you to the lead! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Ken Squier: Now Jeff Gorvette pushes Ken Schrader to the lead! Ken will lead lap 204! Jeff Gorvette 2nd and Ernie Gearson in 3rd!

(lap 208)

Ken Schrader: Ok Jeff! Stay at the back of me so we'll keep the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: I am! I am!

Chick Hicks: I DON'T THINK SO! (passes Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Chick Hicks is in the lead! Now he leads lap 208!

Ken Squier: Chick in the lead, Ken Shcrader is 2nd, Jeff Gorvette in 3rd and Ernie Gearson in 4th!

(lap 216)

Jeff Gorvette: Come on! We can win this! (pushes Ken Shcrader)

Ned Carrett: Now they're back in the lead! They're back in the lead!

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader will lead lap 216! Chick Hicks is now down to 3rd!

(lap 221)

Ernie Gearson: Time to take the lead again! (passes Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader)

Spike: Now Ernie Gearson takes the lead again! He holds Ken Schrader and Jeff Gorvette and leads lap 221!

(lap 377)

Ernie Gearson: Come on! I can lead this lap!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok, Ken Schrader! I'll push you to the lead before the 93 leads this lap! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Spike: Now Jeff Gorvette pushes Ken Shcrader to the lead once again!

Ken Squier: Now Ken leads lap 377!

(lap 389)

Ernie Gearson: Now I must get back in the lead! (passes Jeff Gorvette and Ken Shcrader)

Pinkie: Now Ernie Gearson takes it back! Now he leads lap 389!

(lap 417)

Ray Reverham: Jeff, need a pit stop?

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (drives to pit road)

Ken Squier: Now Jeff Gorvette comes to pit road, he will change all 4 tire and 2 cans of fuel, and it will take a while for him to get back in the race.

Ned Carrett: Yeah! That would be a long pit stop!

(1 lap later)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're out!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this! (gets back in the race)

Spike: And he's back in the race!

Ken Squier: Meanwhile, Ernie Gearson continues this lead!

(finish)

Dale Earnhardt: Time to intiminate you out of the way!

Rusty Wallace: Seeya sucker! (drives away from Dale Earnhardt)

Ken Squier: And Rusty Wallace wins at Dover!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: WE WANT THE INTIMINATOR TO WIN!

Rusty Wallace: Ha ha ha! You tried to intiminate me, but you lost!

Dale Earnhardt: Ha ha! Very funny! Get out!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! You're like the mean green car!

(Rusty Wallace leaves)
2013 Coca-Cola Light 350 (2013 FAKE PISTON CUP SEASON SERIES)

The 2013 Coca-Cola Light 350 is the race 8 of 37 from the 2013 Fake Piston Cup Season, this race will be taken by its place from Charlotte Motor Speedway.

## Results

1. Fico Barney - 350 laps
2. Doki Spott - 350 laps
3. Clark Weathers - 350 laps
4. Bob Zoom - 350 laps
5. Tomas2010 - 350 laps
6. Giga Doki - 350 laps
7. FanDoki21 - 350 laps
8. Anabella Vienna - 350 laps
9. REST OF THEM ARE TBA, MORE RESULTS COMING SOON!!!
Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 13: 1994 UAW-GM Teamwork 500

It takes place at Pocono.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: I've heard of this track! This is the track that Chick Hicks blined the anouncers!

Dale Earnhardt: I could intiminate him, so it won't worry anymore!

Jeff Gorvette: I wish I can get a 2nd career win!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this for a 2nd career win!

(lap 102)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan, out front! Here comes Mark Cartin on the inside!

Ned Carrett: And they're fighting for the lead!

Mark Cartin: Must lead this lap! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Ken Squier: Mark Cartin passes Ernie Swervan and will lead lap 102! Ernie settles into 2nd, Jeff Gorvette up to 3rd, and Jeff's teammate, Ken Schrader now in 4th!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I must take the lead from the 6 car! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Ken Schrader: (passes Ernie Swervan) Ok! I'll push you! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Ernie Swervan for 2nd, and now, Ken Schrader gives him a big push for them to go 2nd and 3rd!

Jeff Gorvette: Time for the lead!

(Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader pass Mark Cartin)

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader pushes him to the lead! Jeff Gorvette leads lap 103! It's lap 104 and Jeff Gorvette holds the lead with his teammate, Ken Schrader behind him! Mark Cartin in 3rd, Ernie Swervan in 4th and Ernie's teammate, Dale Carrett in 5th!!

Ned Carrett: I hope this will happen until the end of the race where Jeff would get a 2nd career win!

Spike: I think Jeff will win the Piston Cup later on!

Pinkie: Maybe Jeff will become a 7 time champion, like The king!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap number 104! His teammate Ken Schrader still pushes him!

Ned Carrett: Meanwhile, Dale Carrett passes his teammate Ernie Swervan for 4th!

Ken Squier: Mark Cartin is still in 3rd!

Ken Schrader: Hey! How about we switch! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader are switching moves!

Spike: That's funny!

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader leads lap 105!

(lap 199 to finish)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace right behind the leader Dale Earnhardt!

Spike: We want Dale to win! Not Rusty!

Rusty Wallace: Ha ha ha! I'M GONNA WIN THIS!

Dale Earnhardt: STOP IT MEAN RACER! (blocks Rusty Wallace)

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt holds Rusty Wallace and leads this lap! This is it fokes! The last lap and Rusty Wallace still challanges Dale Earnhardt!

Spike: GO EARNHARDT! YOU CAN DO IT!

Dale Earnhardt: (keeps blocking Rusty Wallace) YOU STOP DOING THIS! THE CROWD WANTS ME TO WIN!

Rusty Wallace: NOPE! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Wallace passes Dale Earnhardt!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace wins at Pocono!

Rusty Wallace: Ha! Two wins in a row!

Dale Earnhardt and Ken Schrader: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! BOOO!!!!!