Joshua Tomar

Bones?!..

" Suck my crucifix! "
 — One of Tomar's iconic lines he recited during his Newgrounds days.

***Joshua “Hotkey” Tomar*** (born ***Hiram Yoshua Tomar***) is a voice actor, system engineer, creator of TomarTopia™, Mayor of Tomah, WI, proud cat dad and co-owner of Studio Yotta. He is a recurring funny boy and vehement anti-Semite, debuting in "OneyPlays God Of War With Friends"; he is also the creator of Tomartopia.com. When Joshua Tomar is excited he will often say his patented catchphrase "Tomar-tastic". He is most widely known for his racist remarks recorded over a hot mic on a Fox News interview in which he stated: 'We need to get these monkeys off our streets', presumably referring to racial minorities in America.

His voice work includes Tank-Top Black Hole in the English dub of *One Punch Man*, Zanta Claws from *Eddsworld*, Menthuthuyoupi from *Hunter x Hunter,* the announcer from *Skullgirls*, Funny HaHaMan (The Clown) from *Spooky's Dollhouse,* and Tom Trench from the pilot episode of *Hazbin Hotel*.

He's actually an incredibly sweet and kind man who is always happy about everything; anyone who doesn't like him is the sort of chap you shouldn't like either. However he unluckily drank a rare scientific beverage which makes him change into a horrible monster any time he ever drives a car.

He is also the owner and creator of the ancient Tomar Emeralds. He scattered them across Burbank, California but it’s unlikely that they’ve been found.. Right? One night it’s Halloween and then fat man come in and fat scream. He is also the proud creator of a book of manipulation tactics to use against your closet friends and family.

## Appearance

Like most of the other hosts, Tomar is typically depicted as a plump, naked monochromatic humanoid. However, unlike the others, Tomar has a purple cap, cool beard. In his first few appearances, Tomar was depicted with a white beard, faded hair and a white T-shirt.

In Undertale, it was confirmed by Adam that Tomar does indeed have an iron deficiency, causing him to appear how he does. If he fails to fix this problem, then he will feel the wrath of Adam.

Tomar with a white beard, as seen in the God of War (2018) thumbnail.
## Appearances

* The Binding of Issac
* Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
* Dark Souls 3
* Dead Estate
* DMC: Devil May Cry
* Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
* Fallout: New Vegas
* F.E.A.R.
* Ghostwire: Tokyo
* God Of War (2005) (Debut)
* God Of War (2018)
* Golden Light
* Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Third Playthrough)
* Harvester
* Hollow Knight
* Knightfall: A Daring Journey
* The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
* Left 4 Dead
* Left 4 Dead 2
* The Lion King (SNES)
* The Matrix Awakens
* The Matrix: Path of Neo
* Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
* Minecraft
* My Friend Pedro
* Never Again
* Noita
* Pilotwings (SNES)
* Pinocchio
* Real Horror Stories (Ultimate Edition)
* Resident Evil Gaiden
* Sifu
* The Sims
* Slender: The Arrival
* Sonic The Hedgehog
* Super Mario Maker 2
* Super Mario World (2022 Playthrough)
* Super Punch-Out!!
* Tormented Souls
* Valheim
* Visage
* Worms Reloaded

## The Tomar Plane

Imagine if you will, another dimension—a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. A land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. That is the Tomar Plane. The Tomar Plane is a theory created by Joshua Tomar himself about a yet unknown and unseen planet hidden in our solar system that, although it can't physically be proven by science, is 100% real and we can indeed enter in contact with it. As said by Tomar himself: "There's an unseen metaphysical world that science will never be able to prove, but is definitely real. Gods, angels, everything in your imagination is real just because wouldn't it be cool?". Zach describes it as "A philosophical and more sophisticated version of *Chalk Zone*". No wonder he's the co-creator of Spirit Science.

## Quotes

* "Hey Jaxxy, I brought you home some FUCKING FOOD!"
* "Saved by the dent"
* "I don't even know what bones smell like"
* "You're in my domain now!"
* "It's neon, man."
* “We need to get these monkeys off our streets”
* "I need this bag o' money!"
* "I do like their screams, cute as they are."
* "Mmm! Glug glug glug! A lovely bug!"
* "Bones?!.."
* "I'm not going for laughs, I'm going for gasps!"
* "MY CRINCKLE WILL BE HEARD." (Tomar's famous sentence at the end of his book called "Tomanifesto")
* "A calorie a minute keeps the doctor a-spinnit." (Tomar's iconic quote as the "Calorie King".)
* “Imagine drilling into her eye and crawling inside”
* “my favorite 4th of July thing to do is put smoke bombs up my ass”
* “yeah, my bones are made out of cheese”
* ”I once crawled into a cabinet when I was 5 and saw a little man and flopped on the ground while screaming IM GOING TO SLEEP before crawling inside the carpet”
* “MY CRINKLE WILL BE BEARD”
* ”i will chase bugs because I am Joshua tolamer”
* ”where is my spaghettie”

## Trivia

* Tomar appears in every single game ever made, according to Chris O'Neill.
* Tomar has a tubby wubby pony waifu.
* When Jaxxy kisses Tomar in the forehead, he makes the same sound as the one Kremlings make when they get hurt in DKC2.
* If you ever photoshop Tomar with a long neck eating Tree Stars, you are blocked from the channel, blocked from the Twitter, blocked from the subreddit, you are ***DONE.***
* Whenever Tomar is on a series, most of the hypotheticals in the episode involve something very gruesome, disturbing or disgusting happening to his beautiful loving wife Jaxxy.
* Tomar's favorite movie is "Without A Paddle".
* Besides his now defunct main YouTube channel with only 2 videos, he had a secret alt active account named "The Pondering Llama" where he smokes a big Gandalf pipe and debunks Christianity and SJWs. It was taken down in June of 2016 by request of the Vatican
* Quote on Quote "Licks his chops when he smells bones".
* Although TomaMoto is known to do cool stuff, he's known for punching/assaulting his fans. This is confirmed further for users at r/OneyPlays recently opening up about their awful experiences with Tomar.
* Tomar likes to refer eating ass as "chewing gum".
* Tomar's favorite food is Spaghetai and he'll go crazy if he doesn't have it.
* Tomar individually took advantage of the entire Hadel family bloodline with a can of coke.
* Tomar is often portrayed as being very large in animations and thumbnails, while in reality Tomar is a short 173cm (5'8")
* Have you ever seen Tomar shirtless? (Besides the first image of this page cuz that's a drawing so it doesn't count) Although we all wish to see that, the truth is that he has no skin in his chest and only meaty organs covering it, including his gigantic amazonian heart with 15 chambers that covers 70% of his chest.
* A boy scout comic book was made about Tomar's grandpa once in the 60's named "Trapeze Wire Rescue" about a true story of when he saved a kid from falling off a building. You can still find in the internet and even get a physical copy of it.
* According to Lyle, Tomar is 40% caveman.
* Tomar has been charged with murder after entering a strangers car, pulling out a pistol, and asking the man "Do you believe in god?".
* Is absolutely horrified of the Trolls in *Ernest Scared Stupid*, when he was a 7-year-old man. This trivia was mandated for the wiki by Chris.
* Tomar is frequently hunted by poachers using harpoons mounted on pickup trucks for his thick hide and iconic tiny horns, a single horn being worth 1 billion Australian dollars or over 700 hundred million American dollars.
* If enough people dislike part 4 of the most recent Witch Hunt series, Tomar will give away his car.
* You can find him at his website Tol.mar.
* He has had some ups and downs, but mostly downs.
* Tomar is a Nintendo shareholder, which explains the latter's anti-consumer tendencies.
* He was horny for Gadget Hackwrench from *Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers* when he was 5. He probably still is.
* According to Chris, Tomar is a huge *Steven Universe* fan. Tomar denies these accusations.
* Tomar has written two books, Tomar's Tome and the Tomanifesto.
* Tomar had a best friend called Rodolfo that, like most of his other friends, was murdered by Chris.
* Until he was 48, Tomar used to pronounce "cookies" as "cunkies". Shameful.
* Tomar took part in the voice cast of *Smiling Friends* as the old grandpa Glep narrating over the last episode. There he states that Christianity was right all along, which is totally what he would say during his road rages.
* Tomar is very cool. :)
* Tomar is Brazilian for "take", which fits with how much he keeps stealing from people.
* He was on **that** horrible island. I'm talking about Yoshi's Island, not the other one.
* Tomar has been known to go on violent drunken rampages, destroying everything that stands between him, and his emeralds.
* Tomar is a Hillbilly that lives on a farm as revealed by Zach Hadel in Part 11 of the Left 4 Dead series
* Tomar suffers from chronic weakheartedness and has to take a seven inch brown pill every hour or else he will turn blue and pass on
* Tomar is responsible for a murder when he had chased a man down and rammed him off the road after they had honked at him once for waiting waiting at a stop light for 10 minutes Zach Hadel is a known accomplice with this murder
* Tomar is known for pulling out his fiesta sized cock multiple times live on his old account pondering lama
* Tomar has been alive since 1799 and has been a slave owner and according to himeself would whip slaves while screaming I WOULD NEVER EVER KNOW ABOUT THE ANCIENT TOLAMER EMERALDS
* Tomar is a direct male line descendant of Genghis Khan
* The longest series to feature Tomar is Resident Evil Village, clocking in at 7 hours and 39 minutes.

LIST OF CRIMES

Murder

Torture

Kidnapping

Attempted murder

Treason

Conspiracy to murder

Terrorism

attempted genocide

genocide

possession of an illegal firearm

fraud

Possession of an illegal substance

Arson

Assault

Aggravated assault

Armed robbery

Assault with a deadly weapon

Money laundering

Involuntary manslaughter

Domestic violence

False imprisonment

Drug possession

Disorderly conduct

Drug trafficking

Extortion

Embezzlement

Child abuse

Battery against a minor

Rape

Stalking

Sexual harassment

Harassment

Shoplifting

Grand theft auto

Indecent exposure

Hate crimes

Tax evasion

Identity theft

Theft

Vandalism

Homicide

Cyber bullying

Perjury

Probabtion violation

Bribery

Public intoxication

Voluntary Manslaughter

White collar crimes

Enslavement

Deportation

Extermination

Forced suicide

Mass murder

Mass shooting

Forced murder

Cannibalism

Forced cannibalism

Abuse

Mutilation

Prostitution

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