The

**Video:**
1:00:04

**Video:**
2021-09-01 15-24-08.mp4

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## Episode Summary

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## Idea Details

* Idea: The
* Creator of idea: Drew
* Purpose of idea: I guess, do you know what we just had? We had a little bit of an argument, didn't we? (Josiah: "Yeah, and you know what? I knew it would happen one of these days, but that didn't make it any less painful.") But it happened. We forgave each other. And forgiveness is not forgetting. It's remembering without being angry. And that's something really important, I think. And part of that is because you and I know how to communicate. You and I have a working relationship and a friendship that we've been working on for a number of years now - (Josiah: "\*belch\*") ... We have a professional relationship and a friendship and we understand each other, we can communicate. But what if you can't communicate? (Josiah: "Globe Hell.") What if, you know, I mean even if you speak the same language, - (Josiah: "English.") - that we all have - \*ahem\* we all, you know, there - we have different sort of um - (Josiah: "Canadian English.") - ways of communicating, (Josiah: "S-") ways of speaking to one another, - (Josiah: "English.") - we have different personalities. (Josiah: "Asshole.") Do you need to keep interrupting me? (Josiah: "I'm not! I'm helping you!") Mhm. If we're able to simplify things and make things, you know, as simple as possible, things can be as straight-forward as possible, as uncontroversial, and I think we would get along a lot better. Words have a lot of meaning and they carry pictures associated with them, and ideas. And one word, a single word, can mean many things. Do you agree? For example, - (Josiah: "Yes.") the word, 'like'. But I hope you see the point. (Josiah: "I'm not entirely sure I do, but I'm -") Well, that's the thing. Our followers, our listeners are smart, they're - not everyone is able to follow my trains of thought all the time. It's not because my ideas are ill-formed, or because I'm stupid, it's because I'm genius, um and they uh - (Josiah: "Well we're ge- we're kind of into the last 10 minutes of the show, so if you could just go ahead and explain your idea.") OK, well, look, Josiah, we can go as long as we need to, really, unless you have a previous engagement you need to get to. Uh - (Josiah: "Yeah, I have to get a colonoscopy, which I'd rather be doing than uh-") OK, well, in that case, maybe we should move on. I mean, again, another type of conversation, Josiah, that we need to look at is the way that we can understand children even before they're able to speak. They may have some sort of ability to vocalize, but they're not able to have full conversations. So do you see what I'm saying, Josiah? A lot of issues could be solved if we, instead of taking step forwards and said a lot of words, we took a step back and sa- and just said the most simple thing that we could talk about, or the most simple thing possible. And what if we applied that to every single aspect of our life, and we just chose a word, and we all chose a s- chose a word to say, and use that word, and use that word throughout our lives, and use that word for everything, and we could just say, 'The'. The. The. The. (Josiah: "So, wait, what would the word be?") The. (Josiah: "I know there'll be a word.") The. (Josiah: "So you're saying that uh every conversation - difficult conversation could be solved if we all just adopted -") The. (Josiah: "The.") The. (Josiah: "The?") The, yeah. The. (Josiah: "The.") The. (Josiah: "The?") The. (Josiah: "The. The!") The! (Josiah: "The!!") The! (Josiah: "The.") The! (Josiah: "The!") The! (Josiah: "The!") The! (Josiah: "The the the!") The! (Josiah: "The?") The! (Josiah: "The... 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(Josiah: "The.") Great job. (Josiah: "The. Well, it's a different pronunciation of the same word, so you just revealed your ignorance. So, let's just fuckin -") No, it's not, it's not. It's a different word. (Josiah: "No, it's not.") It's a different word. (Josiah: "No, it's - no -") No, you know what? (Josiah: "The - the -") You know what? You know what? (Josiah: "I think your idea's brilliant, and I think it's gonna change the world.") No shit, no shit, Sherlock. (Josiah: "And I think we could debate any subject we want using your new method, and I think it'd be great, and I think that, once this is over, what would be a good issue that we could debate? Um...") The. (Josiah: "The.") The! (Josiah: "The. The! The!") The. The! (Josiah: "The!") The. (Josiah: "The.") The. (Josiah: "The.") The! (Josiah: "The?") The the! (Josiah: "The the the the the the the the the the the *the*! The the *the* the the.") \*breathy\* The! The! (Josiah: "The the *the* the the.") \*breathy\* The the! 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* Timetable: No timetable was given in this episode, though The could presumably be enacted immediately.
* Idea details:
	+ People will be able to get along a lot better if we simplify language.
	+ Words have a lot of meaning and carry pictures.
	+ Words can mean many different things.
	+ Instead of taking a step forwards, a lot of issues could be solved if we took a step back and said only the simplest thing possible
	+ We will all choose a word to apply to every single aspect of our life and use that word throughout our lives and use that word for everything.
	+ The word is The.

## Devil Play

* Josiah played devil on the video Drew played of a talking parakeet to ask how they could really be sure that the parakeet's speech wasn't simply overdubbed.
	+ Drew replied that it was a good question, but for this instance we should just take the example at face value and accept it because Drew was in the middle of doing his episode and didn't want Josiah to take it off the rails.
	+ Josiah said he was willing to move on if Drew promised to look into it later.
	+ Drew promised that he would after they were done recording.
		- Note: It is currently unclear if Drew ever followed up on it in any way.

## Notable Events

* Josiah revealed Drew had his penis out, though noted that he cropped Drew's image so the viewers couldn't see it.
* Josiah and Drew watched several sketch comedy videos from DRAT Productions after it was revealed that Drew had never seen *I Think You Should Leave*, despite referencing it constantly. They watched the following videos:
	+ "If Batman Still Had a Mom-Balls HD.wmv" about how Batman has plans with young Dick Grayson after crime-fighting, but mom has a interesting reply...
	+ "11 Marriage Counselor - Beer" about another session with Pam and John, this one has a twist ending.
	+ "#4 Speeding Bullet" about how the gang is back... this one is about Wonder Woman finding out what the true meaning of "Faster then a speeding bullet".
	+ "Dealing with COVID 19" about how doing what is best by staying home, it turns out not that easy.
	+ "#4 Horse" about how a rich rancher see's a horse that he has to have, and talks the owner into selling it... but be careful what you wish for.
	+ "Texting" about how we parents always go to the kids to get the answers on things that pertain to phones and PC...
	+ "Genie" about how a man is down on his luck, but finds something that will change his life forever...
	+ "#3 Super Powers" about how the clan is back... this time they are boasting about their super-powers...
	+ "Talking Head" about just me having FuN with an idea I had... But it took me over 2 hrs for this 20 sec short, so guess I will never use it...LOL.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Disco the Talking Parakeet - Pets Wild at Heart" about how when budgies mimic their owners they are simply doing what they would do in the wild when they learn their names from their parents & also the distinct calls of their family.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How To Deal with One Word Answers From Your Crush" about what you can do to make your text conversations fun and engaging so your crush wants to talk to you and gets excited about responding to your messages instantly.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Star Trek Next Gen: Darmok and Jalad" about how the enterprise encounters a civilization that communicates Only in metaphor, Their leader transports himself and captain Picard down to the surface of a planet to fight a beast.
* Drew had someone tied and gagged in the hall of his apartment.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Data Explains Tamarian Communication" about how the Episode "Darmok" the crew of the Enterprise are having a really hard time understanding a race called the Tarmarians.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "The word 'like' in conversation. It's like 🤩!" about learning some different ways we use the word 'like' in English conversation and informal spoken English.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "CONVERSATION WITH A ONE YEAR OLD" about how babies are so sweet and especially when they only know one word and they use it for everything.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* [In response to Drew saying he breathes all the time] "Yeah, you breathe.... uh sh- you breathe sh-.......... shit."
* "They probably don't need to do the green screen stuff outside in the wind."
* "I wanna kiss his mouth right now. I wish that he was the bird and I was the lady."
* "Stream *Donda*."
* "Captain Picard is a neo-Nazi."
* "Oh, I was supposed to be listening to that guy? I thought he was a mime! He looks like a mime! The man with the mime face paint. He was talking out loud? I literally can't hear him. My - I have this thing where, if I see a mime, even if they're speaking out loud, I just - my brain interprets it as mimery. Can you tell me what he said? I honestly can't hear it, I keep thinking he's trapped in a box."
* "Get, like, an avocado toast, like."
* "I bet these old geezers don't know shit about *Fortnite*."
* "Come on, Mom! You're be- acting *like* a bitch."
* "Well we're ge- we're kind of into the last 10 minutes of the show, so if you could just go ahead and explain your idea."
* "Yeah, I have to get a colonoscopy, which I'd rather be doing than uh-"
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### Drew

* "I love comedy, I love laughing, I love stand-up."
* "Oh, DRAT... Oh, DRAT..."
* "I guess, do you know what we just had? We had a little bit of an argument, didn't we? But it happened. We forgave each other. And forgiveness is not forgetting. It's remembering without being angry. And that's something really important, I think.
* "Do you need to keep interrupting me?"
* "Yeah, you wanna go on a date in a global pandemic?"
* [On the topic of *Captain Marvel*] "Which, by the way, is uh imperialist propaganda. Fucking idiot."
* "Do friends laugh at one another?"
* "My mom's like, 'You have to stop playing *Fortnite*,' and my - I'm like, 'That- but that's not fair!' "
* "Well, shut up."
* "Well, that's the thing. Our followers, our listeners are smart, they're - not everyone is able to follow my trains of thought all the time. It's not because my ideas are ill-formed, or because I'm stupid, it's because I'm genius, um and they uh -"
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* "Th- oh wait! Fuck! No, you can't say, 'thee!' You ruined it, you ruined it. You ruined it, great. Great. Great job."
* [In response to Josiah saying 'thee' is just a different pronunciation of The] "No, it's not, it's not. It's a different word. It's a different word. No, you know what? You know what? You know what?"
* [In response to Josiah saying he thought The is brilliant and is gonna change the world] "No shit, no shit, Sherlock."
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## Trivia

* This is the second episode idea of Drew's to revolve around a chosen word that carries additional power or meaning, after Episode 54: World Wide Safeword.
* This is the third main episode to exclude the episode number from the episode title after World Wide High School and Bus.
	+ Note: There is some precedence for excluding the episode number from the episode title, as detailed below:
		- World Wide High School
		- Episode 9: World Wide Landlord was originally titled simply "World Wide Landlord" but was renamed to include the episode number.
		- Bus
		- Episode 19: World Wide Rock Festival was originally titled simply "World Wide Rock Festival" but was renamed to include the episode number.
		- Episode 55: World Wide T'rain, which excluded the episode number from the episode title of the video version.
		- Episode 57: Faster Fashion, which excluded the episode number from the episode title of the video version.
		- Episode 59: Globe Hell Family Podcast Network, which excluded the episode number and included the word '(video)' in the episode title of the video version.
		- Episode 61: Food Baby, which excluded the episode number from the episode title of the video version.