Support Box: S01E07

The Money Shot is the seventh episode of the Support Box series and the seventh episode of season one. The episode is also the season one finale. The plot concludes the season with Support Box and Bullo crashing the set as Earl executes his plan to destroy Support Box and take over his show.

Support Box returns to the set of his show to reclaim it from Earl.

## The Episode

*GOOOOOOOODD DAY TO YOU ALL*

*WELCOME BACK TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH*

*I'M YOUR CO-HOST*

*QUESTION BOX!*

*the audience clapped for question box*

*AND NOW FOR THE STAR OF THE SHOW*

*THE UNDISPUTED TITAN OF THE TELEVISION GAME*

*THE MASTER OF ALL MASTERS*

*THE BOSS OF ALL BOSSES*

*THE UNSTOPPABLE*

*SUPPORT BOX!!!*

*the audience go wild and cheer on support box as he goes onstage*

**THANK YOU FOR THAT FLATTERING INTRODUCTION QUESTION BOX**

**LOOKS LIKE I HAVE NOT ONE, BUT TWO PEOPLE ON MY DICK**

*the audience laughs at question box*

**THE OTHER PERSON BEING MY SUPPORTIVE WIFE FOR LIFE I MEAN MOTHER**

**WAIFU D. THOT!!!**

*support box reaches behind the couch and pulls out the recognizable body pillow of waifu d. thot*

*the audience cheers the loudest for her*

*ANYWAYS SUPPORT BOX TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY*

*THE SEASON FINALE OF OUR SHOW SUPPORT BOX!!*

**OH** **YEAH BABY ITS THE FINALE**

**FOR THIS SPECIAL EPISODE WE DECIDED TO BRING IN A SPECIAL GUEST**

**ME!!**

*support box rips off his costume to reveal that he is*

EARL!!!

*the audience screeches in applause of earl*

BUT THATS NOT THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN STORE, EARL!

YOURE FINALLY GONNA STOP BEING GAY AND STUPID FOR SUPPORT COCK, QUESTION BUCKSS?????

*the audience laughed again at question box*

manyway

THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO MY WAIFU

SHES BEEN WITH ME FOR YEARS

THROUGH MY BEST DAYS, MY WORST DAYS

FOREVER SOFT, AND CARING

AND HOT, WITH A NICE....TIGHT...….

earl trails off as he begins drooling and staring at waifu d. thot

hey boss we gotta stay focused

WHATS WRONG

CANT I EXPRESS MY FEELINGS FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE?

*the audience boos question box and throw things at him*

DONT BE MAD BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS IN JAIL STOOPID

NOW LETS GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR OTHER SPECIAL GUESTS

MY BROTHER CARL

*a manchild just as fat as earl waddles on stage and the audience politely claps for him*

lets get it on peepolles!

AND THE LONG LOST SISTER OF WAIFU D. THOT

WIFEY D. THOT!!!!!

 *the audience oohs and ahhs as another body pillow is placed onstage.*

OH LA LA LA WAIFU YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOUR SISTER WAS JUST AS HOT AS YOU

WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES

at the entrance to the studio, a guard was talking to bullo while support hid behind bullo

What did you say your name was, sir?

my names bullo and i'm here to join the studio audience sorry im late boo♥

I don't see your name on the list. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

are you sure im not on the list♥?

Yes.

what if i made it worth your while♥♥?

*bullo seductively shook his behind and inched closer and closer to the guard*

Uh, I'm going to ask you to stop...whatever it is your doing. You're invading my personal space.

*support box got up*

BULLO YOU WHORE ITS NOT WORKING HIT HIM

well i tried boo♥

BULLO RAMS THE GUARD AND KNOCKS HIM OUT!!!

ALRIGHT NOW LETS GET INSIDE

I GOT A SHOW TO SAVE

back inside on the set of the show, question earl carl and the two body pillows sat on the couch

QUESTION BOX HERE

WERE BACK TO BUSINESS WITH WIFEY D. THOT

SO WIFEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW

*the body pillow didn't move or say anything*

YOURE SCARING HER QUESTION BOX

she is a LADY and should be talked to with respect and dignity

right wifey?

t*he body pillow tilts and falls so the top of it rests on earl's crotch*

OOOHHH~~~ LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GOT A CRUSH

*the audience wolf whistles*

carl got up

WIFEY GET UP YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO DO THAT TO ME!!!

*the body pillow doesn't move and remains on earls crotch.*

SORRY CARL LOOKS LIKE WIFEY HAS CHOSEN!!

IVE NEVER HAD A THREESOME BEFORE BUT LOOKS LIKE TODAYS THE DAY!

I WONT LET YOU DEFILE MY WOMAN!!!

CARL JUMPS ON EARL AND THE COUCH BREAKS FROM THE WEIGHT!!

CARL GET OFF ME YOU FAT FUCK WHY DID MOM EVEN MAKE ME INVITE YOU

HEY GUYS QUESTION BOX HERE WE'LL BE BACK AFTER SOME MORE COMMERCIALS

CUT THE FOOTAGE GO TO A COMMERCIAL!!!

NO QUESTION BOX

I WANT THE VIEWERS AT HOME TO SEE THIS

earl pushes carl off of him and gets up

ITS TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL CARL

AGREED EARL

TIME FOR ME TO GO

SUPER SAIYAN!!

AND IM GOING NINE TAILED FOX!

*the two fat weeaboos squatted and began yelling at the top of their lungs*

***HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!***

*question box ran between them*

COME ON GUYS WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN

WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING KWESTION BUCK?!?!

WERE POWERING UP TO FIGHT EACH OTHER!!

what has this show come to

I NEED MORE POWER!!!

EARL TURNS TO THE AUDIENCE

PEOPLE LEND ME YOUR ENERGY!!!!

*the audience cheer on earl as their stretch their hands towards him*

*carls face began turning red from blood rushing to his face and he stomped on the ground violently.*

**HHHHHHNNNNNGGG!!!! SAUSKE!!!!!!!!!**

*the stage began to shake from the force of the two obese men*

question box and the audience *began yelling and screaming*

EARTHQUAKE!!!

the brothers yelling was interrupted by the extremely loud noise of someone farting. it lasted for almost two minutes

question box held his nose

HOOLEE FUCK WHAT IS THAT SMELL EARL

SMELLS LIKE BUTT CHEESE SWEAT UP IN HERE

I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASNT ME THIS TIME QUESTION BUICK

PROMISE!!

carl looked down and sniffed himself, then cringed

oopsie

CARL YOU FAT FUCK YOU SHIT YOURSELF

ON LIVE TELEVISION!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOKS LIKE I WON!!

WIFEY IS MINE!!!!

t-this isn't over, earl!!!

carl ran off stage embarrassed as the audience laughed at him

earl picked waifu and wifey d. thot

alright guys shows over

I GOT SOME PUSSIS TO POUND!!!

RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT SUPPORT BOX AND BULLO RAN ON STAGE!!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU FAT LARD ASS!!

OLD BOSS!!

YEAH ITS ME QUESTION BOX YOU FUCKING JUDAS

SUHPORT BAWKS?!!! HOW DID YOU ESCAPE?!!!

I HAD SOME HELP

SAY HELLO TO BULLO!!!!

hey everyone glad to be on the show again♥

*the audience claps for bullo*

support box dry heaves

HEY QUESTION BOX IT REALLY SMELLS IN HERE

DID EARL................YKNOW

not this time boss

it smells like my toilet wine in here♥

remember our first date bby♥

when i snuck into your cell with toilet wine♥

*the audience awwed*

im trying to suppress that memory bullo

BUT AS FOR YOU EARL

THERES NO ESCAPING NOW

YOU LARD GARGLING CALORIE THIEVING HAM GALAXY WEEABOO FUCK!!!

SUPPORT BOX THEN LUNGED AT EARL AND THREW A PUNCH AT HIM

INSTINCTIVELY, EARL PICKED UP WIFEY D. THOT AND HELD HER IN FRONT OF HIM FOR PROTECTION

SUPPORT BOX PUNCHED THE BODY PILLOW...

AND IT SHATTERED INTO PIECES!!!

the entire studio was silent

question box looked at carl with a disgusted look

jesus fucking christ carl how many times a day did you nut in that thing for it to be THAT BRITTLE?!

carl walked back on stage in his soiled underwear

LIKE 6 OR 7 TIMES A DAY BAYBEEE!!!!

SHE HAS HER OWN PERIOD NOW

actually im not sure whos blood that is

...

you need to see a doctor man

HEY GUYS ITS ME

EARL

SUPPORT BOX KILLED WIFEY D. THOT!!!

NO I DIDN'T SHE WAS NEVER ALIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE

BECAUSE SHE IS A BODY PILLOW!!!!

hmmm i dunno what do you think audience peopless???

did support box break a body pillow

or did he KILL A LIVING THING??!?!??!

*the on stage television began playing the clip of wifey d. thot falling on earl's crotch and a brief montage of other images of wifey with carl*

SEE?? SHE WAS A LIVING THING AND YOU KILLED HER!!!

GUARDSS!!

security guards began rushing in from all angles and they handcuffed support box and bullo

the television cut to a clip of carl fucking wifey in an alleyway

CUT THE CLIP WE'RE STILL ON THE AIR!!!

carl rubbed his crotch as he watched

no no question box keep it rolling

i was edging in her for at least 2 minutes, impressive right??

...

guys???

support box tried breaking free from the guards

YOURE A COUPLE OF DEGENERATES

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS?!!

earl got in support boxs face

BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO ME ALL THOSE MONTHS AGO!!!

FLASHBACK TIME PEOPLEEESS!!

I WAS YOUNG, A BIG BOY WITH A BRIGHT FUTURE AHEAD OF HIM

I HAD JUST PURCHASED MY FIRST BODY PILLO--I MEAN WIFE--I MEAN

just go with body pillow it makes you look not as disgusting

FROM AN ONLINE STORE IN JAPAN WHEN I SAW YOU ON YOUR SHOW

IT WAS THEN THAT I KNEW I WANTED TO BE A STARR!!

THEN I COULD BE RICH AND FAMOUS AND GET ALL THE GIRLS!!!

BUT WHEN I AUDITIONED FOR YOUR SHOW YOU REJECTED ME AND KICKED ME OUT!!!!

YEAH I DID EARL

BECAUSE YOUR AUDITIONING ROUTINE WAS YOU FUCKING YOUR BODY PILLOW FOR 50 SECONDS

WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO WATCH THAT???

i would

SHUT UP CARL YOU DONT COUNT

QUIET BOTH OF YOU

SO WHEN YOU KICKED ME OUT I SWORE THAT ONE DAY I WOULD NOT ONLY DESTROY YOU BUT ALSO TAKE OVER YOUR SHOW!!

CUT TO A COMMERCIAL FOR THIS NEXT PART QUESTION BAKS

i did that as soon as you started talking about fucking your body pillow

GOOD

SO MY PLAN WAS TO KILL YOUR MOM AND FRAME YOUR FOR HER MURDER!!

I FOUND THIS COOL NINJUTSU ONLINE THAT CAN KILL SOMEONE AND TURN THEM INTO A BODY PILLOW

SO I KIDNAPPED YOUR MOMMY AND PULLED IT OFF ON HER

AND NOW THAT SHES WITH ME AND YOU JUST KILLED YOUR AUNT WIFEY D. THOT

YOURE GOING TO JAIL FOR DOUBLIE MURDER

SO I GET TO RUN YOUR SHOW FOREVER AND EVEER

AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!!

TAKE THEM AWAY GUARDS

support box looked at question box, tears in his eyes

so this is how it ends question box

framed for crimes i didnt commit

jailed for life

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEYLL DO TO ME IN JAIL QUESTION BOX

dont worry hubby ill protect you♥

SEE WHAT IM SAYING QUESTION BOX

ILL HAVE TO MARRY BULLO!!!

nothing i can do old boss, sorry...

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOKS LIKE I WON SUPPORT BAKS

SAYONARA!!!

EARL PICKED THE BODY PILLOW UP AND BEGAN FURIOUSLY AND PASSIONATELY MAKING OUT WITH HER!

OHHHHHH!~~~ BABY IM SORRY I TURNED AWAY FROM YOU FOR YOUR SLUT OF A SISTER!!!

I PROMISE I WILL BE LOYAL ONLY TO YOU...

THATS MY MOM YOU'RE SLIPPING TONGUE TO EARL!!!

OHH ILL BE SLIPPING HER MORE THAN THE TONGUE TONIGHT!!

HOLD YOUR HORSES EVERYONE

...

WAIT

I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE...

a box with a female face walked onstage

MOM!!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!

*the audience gasped in shock*

Yes, honey, I am.

BUT I TURNED YOU INTO A BODY PILLOW

I TOLD ALL MY FRIENDS THAT I GOT LAID!!!

The fuck you did, Earl. Let me explain.

Yeah, the fat fuck kidnapped me. He brought me to his basement and was setting up some kind of ritual. But right before he finished, he decided to go fuck one of his body pillows and fell asleep immediately after finishing. I broke free from the chair he tied me up to, grabbed one of the other body pillows in his room and put it in the chair.

so...all this time

ive been fucking a regular body pillow?

Yeah. How did you not notice it was one of your own?

earl looked at the body pillow in his hands and hugged it while crying

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE, YOURE MY WAIFU AND I LOVE YOU!!

*white fluids oozed out of the body pillow as he squeezed it*

OHH BABY I CAN FEEL YOUR TEARS ON MY CHEEK

That's disgusting.

*the guards shuddered and let support box and bullo go*

SEE I TOLD YOU GUYS I WAS INNOCENT

NOW GO GET EARL!!!

NOT SO FAST SUPPORT FUCK

YOU MAY HAVE FOILED MY PLANS

actually you ruined them yourself dumbass

BUT IF I DONT GET MY SHOW

NO ONE DOES!!!

IM GONNA CRUSH YOU UNDER MY BIG BOY WEIGHT!!!

EARL THREW WAIFU D. THOT ON THE GROUND AND RUSHED SUPPORT BOX

OH SHIT OH SHIT I DONT WANNA GO OUT LIKE THIS!!

*question box grabbed the body pillow and threw it as far as he could in support box's direction. as earl ran, he stepped on waifu d. thot* AND SLIPPED AND FELL ON THE GROUND

QUESTION BOX...YOU SAVED ME

WHY???

because im sorry, old boss. i turned on you for ratings and followed Earl because i wanted to be the best in the TV game. but i wont do it if it means losing my best friend.

also earl was gonna turn the show into a hentai review channel

fuckin loon

QUESTION BOX YOU CRACKFUCKER YOU GET ON MY NERVES

but youre my friend too

*the audience awwed*

OWWWWIEEE!!! MY BACK!!! I MAY HAVE LOST, BUT YOU CANT PROVE ANY OF THIS!!

*question box pointed at the camera, which had a red light blinking*

yeah i lied, earl

I WAS RECORDING

TAKE THAT YOU LAND WHALE FUCK

*officer benny and some other police officers barged onto the set and handcuffed earl and carl*

hey guys its me officer benny!

the boys and i were watching your show when we saw that scumbag earl confess to all his crimes!

uhhh sorry about beating you up support box guy

hey dont forget the fat kids brother!

WAIT WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME COPPEERS??

I HAVE DONE NO WRONG!!!

actually you uhhh fit the description for an obese boy whos been fucking a body pillow in alleyways. you're under arrest for public nudity and disturbing the peace.

half the policemen rolled earl and carl off stage while the others look around the stage. one points to the crusty white remains of wifey d. thot

Cocaine?

question box support box and his mom look at each other. question box shrugs

uh, sure

officer benny picks up waifu d. thot and carries her off stage behind the other cops

PUT HER DOWN YOU CRETIN THATS MY WAIFU!!

*carl punches earl in the arm as they are being rolled away*

NO WAY EARL SHES MINE CAUSE YOU BROKE MY WIFEY!!

SHUT UP CARL OR IM TELLING MOM YOU SHIT YOU PANTS AGAIN!! THIS ISNT OVER SUPPORT BOXXXXX!!!!

now that youre safe babye its about time that we got married♥

bullomarried♥

*the police handcuff bullo*

Ah yes, the infamous power bottom Bullo. We were wondering where you ran off to.

i was helping support box clear his name♥

im a hero now tell them support box♥

yeahhh no. bullos a fuckin menace to society. i saw him beat up an innocent guard who was just doing his job!!!

but support box baybe i thought we were getting married♥

*the police dragged bullo away from the stage*

ILL VISIT YOU IN PRISON BULLO!!! whew dodged a bullet there huh LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS

YOU SAID IT BOSS

Actually, we're going to need everyone to evacuate this studio. It's a crime scene now.

WELL, WE STILL HAVE A SHOW TO DO!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???

its ok boss we'll go outside and finish the episode

support box's mom shook her head

No can do, boys. Before I got here, the board of directors called me in. They want to see you two.

WHY?

I don't know, something about Question Box hiring a fucking psychopath as a host and you getting arrested and associating with a criminal.

shit. well what should we do now?

Beats me. Do whatever it is you do when the future looks uncertain and nobody knows what happens next.

oh well, I got it, boss's mom! how about...

TO BE CONTINUED.....

*In the fronku city penitentiary, earl sat in his cell. he was drawing something on his pillow with a marker.*

LIGHTS OUT PRISONERS

*earl got onto his bunk and picked up his pillow with one hand. there was a crudely drawn picture of a busty girl on the pillow. In the other hand, he held a toothbrush with a sharpened end.*

looks like youre my side piece until i get back with my sweet sweet waifu.

*earl cut a hole into the bottom of the pillow*

youre not much, but youll do nicely...oh baby...

hey new guy quiet down up there or ill crush your dick with my ass cheeks♥

IM SORRY MR BULLO PLEASE DONT BEAT ME UP!!!!

its ok come down here and cuddle with me and all will be forgiven♥

*earl crept down to bullo's level*

hey you like spooning new guy♥

only if its with my wai--

SPOON ME FATASS♥

*earl whimpered and spooned bullo while bullo rubbed earl's thigh*

looks like you'll be my side piece until i break outta here and get with support box♥

he may have thrown me under the bus but we'll be together♥♥

*earl starts crying softly*

i thought i said SHUT UP FATTY♥

*earl stopped crying*

thats better♥

good night everybody♥♥♥