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Episode 27

**Episode 27** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. The live stream for the episode got DDOSed so they had to make another video to continue the show.

## Highlights

* G Man's next rap
* A mayor telling kids to "grow a pair"
* The first appearance of The Vigilant Christian.

## Videos Played

1. G man's Rap Attack......please read the description box.....
2. The G flea
3. Man Drugs and Rapes Wife *(not found)*
4. Mayor Tells Bullied Kids 'Grow A Pair'
5. Van Jones scared of robots *(not found)*
6. Drunken Peasants animated
7. Brain Enema Freakout *(not found)*
8. Show host on Michael Sam kiss: I don't want it in my face
9. Stairway to Heaven Stolen *(not found)*
10. Family Guy EXPOSED !!! TV's Most Satanic and Anti-Christ Comedy Show !!!

## Part 1

They started the show by talking about TJ's boring vacation and talked about some fan art.

They played a video of their favorite class clown's new rap. Ben said he thought G Man was a troll, however TJ was on the fence of his legitimacy. To show how good G Man is at rapping they played this atheist rap that paled in comparison to G Man's masterful musical talent.

After that rap battle they played a news story of some guy who drugged and raped his wife, but was stupid enough to put it on film and post it on the internet. Then they played a video of some Mayor telling bullying victims to just grow some balls, because their all a bunch of whinny bitches.

Next they played a video of Van Jones scared of robots taking our jobs. They followed that up by playing an animated drunken peasants video. They took a break. The technical issues because some asshole tried to ruin their connectivity.

 File:Drunken Peasants May 20th Show DPP -27 Part 2  They played a video of this bitch TJ responded to lose her shit. Some asshole butt fucked their connectivity so hard they had to go offline.

## Part 2

They resumed the show by playing a video of women being offended by homosexuals kissing on the NFL and being a hypocrite.

Then they played a new story about how Led Zeppelin stole Stairway to Heaven from Spirit.

Then out of nowhere they played a video that would change the history of the DP forever, the Vigilant Christian. He basically talked about how Family Guy is satanic. The DP refuted the shit out of him for the rest of the episode.

## Trivia

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Episode 89

**Episode 85** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

## Videos Played

1. The Amazing Atheist Your Southern Accent SUCKS !
2. Wild Bill For America: Tony's Liberal Cat *(deleted)*
3. Discrimination is Okay
4. Easy Drum Solo *(not found)*
5. How to Say No to Drugs
6. Some Brett Keane video *(deleted)*
7. TAA once again begs for people to buy his shit
8. Alabama Preacher Cedric Hatcher, Goes Off About Gay Marriage During A City Hall Meeting!
9. Sleep Inside A Faraday Cage
10. Joseph8276 I give up! (High Quality reupload)
11. Disproving evolution in 10 easy steps *(not found)*
12. No Civil Rights Charges against George Zimmerman *(not found)*
13. Fox guest says Obama's comments about Christians were verbal rape *(deleted)*
14. RWW News: Schlafly: Transgender Rights Is 'Nuts'
15. Meet the rejects from a one-way trip to Mars
16. Will Republican concessions prevent a DHS shutdown?
17. Christian U.S. Veteran Fighting Alongside Kurds to Defeat ISIS
18. Did taxpayers fund politician's Katy Perry tickets?
19. Fox news anchor makes racial gaffe describing Lady Gaga
20. RWW News: Glenn Beck Applauds Parents Who Refuse To Vaccinate Their Kids
Episode 93

**Episode 93** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants.

## Start of the Show

The show started with TJ sharing stories about his encounters with cops. Once TJ finished, Ben did the usual shirt and Patreon shilling. They then began talking about the JF vs. Brian Young debate which would happen a few days after the show aired.

After all of that bullshit, they played a Troll or not a Troll video which featured a vegan licking the air and pretending it's a pussy. We also learn from this video that TJ is under 18. After being bored to death with it, they played an Aaron Clarey video. In this video, he states that you can't respond to something that's wrong. TJ explains why Capitalism is the worst thing ever, and anyone who has money should be killed(duh). The next video is a video from ten years ago of TJ when he was a libertarian. The argument being made in the video is that there could be Walmart hospitals if the government didn't provide health care. After skipping the video, they played a Steven Crowder video about police brutality. He showed us why all niggers should be lynched. He also observed that the old homeless man getting shot to death could've been Mike Tyson in his prime.

## Middle of the Show

Once they had wrapped up the Crowder video, they played a video of an angry lesbian talking about how women have too many rights. He also shows his expertise in revisionist history by saying that women have never been oppressed(let's not mention that women couldn't vote until the 1920s). After they had thoroughly rekt him/her, they moved on to a Fox news story about the Hillary Clinton e-mail scandal. Random blonde lady #127 and a black guy debate on whether Clinton is a dirty criminal. Random blonde lady points out that breaking a law before it even exists is a loophole, proving him wrong. After that, they played a Theodore Shoebat video explaining why ISIS is full of qurrs.

## End of the Show

Next up is a lovely video about how "Homosexuality is worse than murder and genocide." The video explains that the constitution says that the government can't decide anything about marriage (which is why he wants the government to stop homosexual marriage?). The Peasants then played a Pat Robertson clip. In this clip, Pat claims that if you smoke weed(everyday), you're a slave to vegetables. He thinks that marijuana is a vegetable, which makes total sense.

## Videos Played

1. Vegan licking the air (can't find)
2. Video request - The Amazing Atheist Hates Capitalism
3. Libertarian TJ (probably doesn't exist anymore)
4. "All cops are racist" || Louder with Crowder
5. Angry lesbian on women's rights. (can't find)
6. Hillary Clinton News story (can't find)
7. RWW News: Theodore Shoebat Says ISIS Is a Gay Cult and 'Fags' want to molest children
8. RWW News: Scott Lively Says Homosexuality Is Worse than Murder and Genocide
Ed Wellington

**Ed Wellington**, also known as **Santa Claus** and **Zachary Hale Comstock**, is a Christian YouTuber and anti-atheist wacko. His crazy shit has been criticized before by The Amazing Atheist and an unoriginal jackoff

## On DP

Ed was featured in episode 70 of the Drunken Peasants where he claimed that atheists are Un-American. His whole argument was so chock full of lies and falsehood (he didn't have the facts to back them up) that they closed the video before its completion.

## Trivia

* He actually was Santa Claus, but became addicted to crack and quit. This is why Christmas no longer happens.
* Ben acknowledged that people in the chat were calling him Comstock, a bigoted religious fundamentalist from the game BioShock Infinite.
* He originally went by **MegaSage007**, but will forever be known as Santa.

ATHEISTS ARE UNAMERICAN!If there never was a God.His musical masterpieceATHEISM is a HOAX?Santa Claus.jpegPrior to making his YouTube channelComstock.jpgDuring his days as a prophet
Episode 94

**Drunken Peasants Podcast Episode #94** was a Drunken Peasants episode. The episode featured videos from the Vigilant Christian, G Man, Stefan Molyneaux, Weapons Education and Wild Bill for America, as well as a live Appearance by G Man himself.

## Videos Played

1. Vigilant Christian Being a Hypocrite
2. Chuck E Cheese Is A "Death Trap" No Legal Guns Allowed!

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Episode 25

**Episode 25** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It was the first episode where Scotty and TJ sucked Ben's cock for the entire show. It was also the debut of Scotty Cena.

## Highlights

* The debut of Scotty Cena.
* The peasants celebrate Ben's birthday.
* G Man's latest hit single.
* An interview with George W. Bush.

## Videos Played

1. Atheist PWNED Rap!!!!!
2. White House Correspondent Highlight *(not found)*
3. Did Jesus Have A Wife *(not found)*
4. Nick Loris Debates Bill Nye the Science Guy on 'Crossfire'
5. Bill Nye Debates Climate Change With Economist - CNN 5-6-14
6. George Bush interview *(not found)*
7. Rep. Michele Bachmann: NO on Women's Museum (C-SPAN)
8. Ted Cruz Christians Shouldn't be "Forced" to do Business With Gay People
9. Rand Paul: Hillary Clinton 'Absolutely' Needs To Be Subpoenaed
10. Alabama's chief justice

## Start of the Show

The show started off by TJ fooling the audience into thinking they cancelled the show due to Ben getting his ass kicked by John Cena. After TJ trolled the audience, they started to celebrate Ben's 14th birthday by giving him a John Cena doll. Said Cena Doll Would later become the well known DP host; Scotty Cena.

The first video they played was of G Man's 2nd best rap Atheist Pwned. TJ said it was better than the 1st rap, but still bad. The rap for some reason didn't cut the audio and the clips he played. They then played the political roast party highlight.

Next they played a news story on whether or not Jesus had a wife. TJ's opinion was that Jesus was a fag. After that, they played a video of conservative dumb asses on Crossfire bullying Bill Nye. After playing all of these videos, they took a break.

Also, some gut shouted out their channel on Twitter and someone replied by calling it the worst show ever made objectionably.

## Middle of the Show

They played a interview of George W. Bush talking about Putin. TJ claimed George Bush to be the funniest president ever. Next up was Michele Bachmann being the Uncle Tom of women by trying to deny sexist things republican politicians have done and go actively against women's museums and abortion. After that, devout retard Ted Cruz talked a bunch of outdated shitty ideologies about how Obama is oppressing Christians as a Christian.

Then they played a video of Rand Paul ranting about how Hilary should be subpoenaed because of Benghazi. TJ confessed that he was responsible for Benghazi this entire time and takes full responsibility for it. The last video that was played was Alabama's chief justice wanting to turn this country into a theocracy because the troops and founding fathers praised Jesus.

They took another break after playing the videos.

## End of the Show

They answered some shitty questions and got a person one who made a rap against G Man.

## Trivia

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Episode 8

**Episode 8** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It was about the same time as any normal DP episode, but it was cut short due to YouTube copyright shit.

## Highlights

* Bieber turns himself in.
* The supposed blueprints to Noah's Ark.
* Children not allowed to eat lunch.

## Videos Played

1. Atlanta Freaks out over 2 inches of snow *(not found)*
2. JB Turns Himself In
3. Meatloaf Defends JB
4. Meatloaf and Megan Kelly *(not found)*
5. Blueprints For Noah's Ark Found
6. Kids Get Their Lunches Taken Away

## Start of the Show

They covered how pussies in Atlanta are scared of two inches of snow. They discussed JB's turning himself to the Illuminati and Meatloaf defending him. Some crazy scientist found the blueprints to Noah's Ark.
Episode 108

**Episode 108** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Potcast. As expected the episode was nothing but DP getting high and covering a ton of videos.

## Highlights

* An article praising Anita Kenyesian written by Wil (shut up Wesley) Wheaten.
* Responding to Ryan Wiley's apologist horse shit.
* gTime Johnny revealing the truth cold-hard through song.

## Videos Played

1. Ryan Wiley's open letter to DP *(private)*
2. Troll or Not a Troll: John Cena fan loves Jesus
3. gTime Johnny drops the mic
4. The American Jesus of Capitalism
5. Butt Cream on sex scenes in movies
6. The Vigilant Christian Youtube's Illuminati Control
7. Hilary Clinton's Feminist Rants
8. George Lucas's Best Move
9. Police Brutality for the 9 Trillionth Time
10. Man Jumps the White House Again
11. Cloud Disappear Again
12. Man obsesses over Candy Cunts
13. Police Brutality for the 10 Quadrillionth Time
14. Christian Family vs the Police
15. Hilary's ChipotleGate
16. Faggot Denies Environmental Issues

## Start of the Show

The episode began with some shilling and then went right into discussing Ryan Wiley's "open letter" to DP in which he essentially blames DP for a fan threatening to give away his location, which is apparently literal rape.

Wiley complains he's getting attention even though he has a YouTube channel and a Patreon. TJ then mentioned the wiki and the entire staff creamed their pants. TJ rightly acknowledged that if Ryan didn't want to be a public figure he should do the world a favor and shut down his channel for good.

The peasants then went into a video about the John Cena troll asking the question on everyone's mind, was Jesus Christ autistic? The troll argues that because other people saw Jesus as a burden, he must have been autistic. TJ decided he wasn't a troll but Ben disagreed.

They then went into a video in which the CIA reveals the obvious that they've had many years of flawed testimony that have landed people in prison or even executed. They had a hair comparison unit which highly favored as prosecutors, so much so that 95% of testimonies were flawed.

## Trivia

* TJ mentions the wiki during the Ryan Wiley segment. However, he referred to it as the "*unofficial* fan wiki". Too much pan.
* Ryan Wiley wears lipstick.  He also reveals he doesn't know what stalking is.
* Jesus may have been the first person to ever have autism.

## Quotes

* *"If you're coincidentally in the same place as someone, that's not stalking."* - TJ being a rape apologist.
* *"We're the FBI, would we lie to you? Well apparently so, sorry."* - TJ's impression of a government cunt.
* “This guy should be in the sequel to ‘Mystery Men’!” —TJ reacting to cloud guy

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/b7DfJWJfYGI?t=6m49s
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/b7DfJWJfYGI?t=10m40s
3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7DfJWJfYGI&feature=youtu.be&t=20m54s
4. ↑ https://youtu.be/b7DfJWJfYGI?t=10m43s

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Episode 174

## Episode 174

### Director

*Unknown*

**Episode 174**is an episode of the Drunken Peasants.

## Highlights

* DP reveals their P.O. Box.
* Steve Shives gets pussy whipped by his Star Wars hating Wife.
* Zonation returns and gets some sexy screenshots made of himself.

## Videos Played

1. You Had to Ask #59: 11/22/2013
2. Oh how I despise fanboys. (Skullduggery)
3. Onision - Husband of the Year
4. BERNIE SANDERS FOLLOWERS - A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID
5. Trans Issues: Pronouns and Gendering People
6. Comics Should Promote Heroism, Not a Liberal Agenda | ZoNation
7. Weaponized Words
8. Is the Minimum Wage Increase Fair?
9. Jesus Was a Shapeshifter
10. Can We Rely on Wind and Solar Energy?
11. Shillary files for New Hampshire Primary *(not found)*
12. Jeb Bush: 'Hell yeah' I would kill baby Hitler
13. Tim Wolf Resigns *(not found)*

## Start Of The Show

The show began with a montage of all the coughing in the last episode.

## Trivia

* According to a random YouTube commenter this is the worst DP episode ever.
Episode 72

**Episode 72** is an episode of Drunken Peasants**.** This episode features Razorfist/The Rageaholic as a DP Guest**.** The Rageaholic was brought to DP's attention by a rant video directed at TJ he made. The episode features a Stupid Ads segment. The chat called for a battle between Galen and Gail.

## Videos Played

* Annihilating An Amazing Atheist: A Rant
* 1970's lookin guy talking about gender identity (can't find)
* WWE Illuminati Wrestling Tag-Team EXPOSED
* Something You DIDN'T know about Science (can't find)
* Church of Gail fills us in on the Sentient Taco and Burrito
* Porn = Human Trafficking
* Tattoos on women are evil (can't find)
* Megyn Kelly vs. Bill Donohue

## Start of the Show

After the audible announcement and the opening credits, the first video they play is Razorfist's response video to TJ. During this is a 20 minute long discussion about said video. Then they watch a video with a guy talking about gender identity or some shit. Then a Vigilant Christian video exposing WWE Iluminati symbolism, TJ lists briefly a few things Mario finds Satanic. They also discuss wrestling bullshit as well.

They then watch another random, long-haired guy talking some confusing shit about science. After that, Gail talks about the buritto and taco attack Church of Gail and how they escaped through the sun's south pole, causing a large aurora borealis to appear above Russia.

## Middle of the Show

The peasants play a short anti porn video by Jefferson Bethke who makes the argument that Porn is linked to Human trafficking, which it's not. They then see a stupid asshole talk about how getting Tattoos is akin to making a literal blood covenant with one. The guy is french kissing his microphone during this too, fucking up the audio. Then a video of Megyn Kelly schooling Bill Donohue on free speech. TJ's question for Bill is "Why are you such a dipshit?" TJ points out how cowardly mainstream media is. Then there was a short break where they played some Sex Twister for approx. 10 minutes.

## End of the Show

After the break, a video of Sean Hannity was played where Hannity interviewed a badly dressed bigot who said stupid shit online. TJ was forced to agree with Hannity, because that's how stupid the guy was. After that, they played some stupid ads.

## Trivia

* TJ begrudgingly agreed with Megyn Kelly.
* Scotty was not on DP.
* It is discovered that Razorfist is a climate change denier.
* TJ was forced to agree with two dipshits.
* Ben says he has whiskers.
EGGS (Video)

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**EGGS** is a video starring and directed by The Amazing Atheist, with Scotty Kirk making a minor cameo appearance. It has an upcoming sequel called Eggs 2: Shell Shocked.

## Reception

Upon release, it received universal acclaim from critics, who hailed it as a cinematic masterpiece on par with Citizen Kane and The Godfather Part 2. It currently holds a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and a 100% aggregated score on Metacritic.
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Episode 92

**Episode 91** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It featured the first appearance of MundaneMatt.

## Start of the Show

The episode began with Ben and Lance Sloane, who portrays The Amazing Atheist. Lance then went fully into character when their guest MundaneMatt came on and briefly discussed GamerGate. The peasants kicked it off with DP rip-off Random Discussions of the Inebriated Variety with Teddy Rubskin. DP complain- *wait* RDIV, complained about a MrRepzion comment making fun of them. The UnFunny Comedian established that they were *not* a rip-off of DP. Yes, they may have copied the style, structure and name, but they don't have the burden of being entertaining. They moved onto a troll or not a troll of an angry Australian man responding to atheists in regards to Noah's Ark and Australian animals.

Next was a video by Prager University talking about the minimum wage. After that boring shit, Ben played a video providing 10 reasons why should oppose same-sex quote/unquote marriage. It was your typical fluff from the Christian right. Babies, "morality", slippery slope, mah' Bible yada yada.

## Middle of the Show

The peasants covered a video by Fox News claiming the media was covering up the *Christian Holocaust* by ISIS. Not taking into the account that pretty much all news organizations condemn ISIS and that ISIS isn't only killing Christians, Fox News were insistent that it was a war on Christians. The peasants then played the latest awesome track by the "Why Be An Atheist" Guy who's rockin' the xylophone. He wants us to know that God is a cool vegan dude who likes Rihanna and erotica. Overcome by WBAAG's musical talent, they hit the music break.

## End of the Show

Following the music break, the peasants were also joined by Morti before playing a spoken word poem by Jefferson Bethke who presented the compilations of having sex for recreation, demonstrating his retardation. Next was Onision giving lifesaving advice by shaming and berating self-cutters. Following our mate Jeff was someone somehow less in touch with reality, The Vigilant Christian talking about how Batman is satanic. After looking at the astounding amount of ~~bullshit~~ evidence Mario provided, The peasants ended the show and continued into iTunes-only mode.

## Videos Played

* Teddy Rubskin, MrRepzions Comment, Male Impregnation - RDIV #11
* Australian Creationist troll or not a troll (can't find)
* What's the Right Minimum Wage?
* 10 Reasons Why You Should Oppose Same-Sex "Marriage"
* Fox News Christian bias (can't find)
* God is a Cool Dude #freespeech #religioustolerance
* Sexual Healing
* S\*\*t Cutters Say (I found at least six other videos by Onision about cutting looking for this shit, holy fuck)
* Batman = The Illuminati Antichrist Masquerading as a SuperHero !!!

## Trivia

* Ben mentions how the Vigilant Christian **still** won't come on the show.

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Episode 105

**Episode 105** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It featured the beloved Stupid Ads Segment.

## Videos Played

1. Typical morning of an Atheist
2. Some stupid kids talking about Noah's Ark (can't find)
3. Brett Keane is crazy!!!!!!! (G Man)
4. Troll or not a Troll - This guy doesn't care (can't find)
5. Vladimir Putin in Love (Gabrielle Chana's next book) (Gail Chord Schuler)
6. Jessica Rey - The evolution of the swim suit
7. White House seeks to ban gay 'conversion' therapy
8. Repeal to gay rights in Kentucky (can't find)
9. Atheists = Pagans via Higgs Boson
10. New Ohio gun laws loosens restrictions on concealed carry licenses (similar)
11. Using Language By Time To Trust Feelings (gTime Johnny)
12. ANITA SARKEESIAN

### Stupid Ad Segment

* YETI Ridicooler
* As Seen on TV Network - Vibro Belt
* Hamper Hoops - As Seen on TV
* Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water
* Weird toilet paper ad (can't find)
* Snap On Smile Commercial Infomercial, As Seen On TV Flix, Television Infomercials and Commercials2
* Sakura-Con 2009 Commercial

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Episode 239

Scotty isn't in this show, so it is both the best show ever made and absolute garbage.

In troll or not a troll: Some douche bag who challenged Paul to meet him at a Burger King in Chicago. Obvious troll, he is GARBAGE.

Topics discussed:

* Anderson Cooper deafened Hilary on CNN

* Donald Trump pretends to be his own representative. The DP doesn't see an issue with this
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Episode 30

**Episode 30** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It is the first and only episode featuring The Investigamer.

## Highlights

* G Man's sick beats.
* Newly designed overlay.
* Scotland fails to acquire independence from the United Kingdom.
* Ben on camera.
* Sodomy in Portland.
* Some questions.

## Videos Played

1. Drunken Peasants Get G-slapped
2. Japanese Travel Agency Takes Stuffed Toys on Tours
3. Van Jones on Student Debt *(not found)*
4. Las Vegas Shooting *(not found)*
5. Counting Down to Scotland's vote *(not found)*
6. Google Earth prank in Scotland *(not found)*
7. Prostitution in Brazil - World Cup 2014
8. Judge fight Public Defender *(not found)*
9. Pilot drug Mule Fail
10. Principal comes out at school's Gay Pride Day
11. Mass Shooting at a Seattle University Campus
12. Pastor Raps For Jesus *(not found)*
13. Naked Bike Ride in Portland *(not found)*
14. Newt sickened by Obama defense

## Start of the Show

The episode begins with the old audible trial DP ad and a had a short discussion about Texas. TJ also advocates for the deaths of all people from Boston (unless they are fans of DP) and Texas jokingly (maybe not).

A rap video by G Man specifically targeting TJ and the Drunken Peasants is played and is the first video on the show. Next was a news story about a stuffed animal travel agency in Japan for people with anxiety or disabilities, probably even some Otakus. Another news story was about a shooting in Las Vegas where two cops killed while eating at CiCi's pizza by crazy fucktards.

They also cover something about Scotland and independence but who really cares? Not our DP hosts! TJ thinks it boring. They then covered a Google Earth prank, Brazil prostitution, an attorney and judge throwing down, and an airline pilot drug mule who fucked up.

## Middle of the Show

After a fifteen minute music break, the peasants returned for the middle portion of the show and Audible trial shill by the DP hosts. The first video after the break was a news clip about a gay principal coming out as a homosexual. Then they covered a College campus shooting in Seattle.

They then tempted people to get an audible trial so they would show Ben on camera, but you know that never came to be. Then they played some pseudo-hipster pastor who lays out the beats to his boy JC in New York City. TJ commented of how Australia is similar to 1950s America for some reasons.

## End of the Show

At the end, they played a video of filthy sodomites trying to bike naked in Portland. To clear the air from that evil sinfulness, they played a video of Godly Newt Gingrich preaching against the satanist Obama. Then they took a break.

After the break they went on to calls and answered some stupid boring questions from fags tell the end of the show.

## Trivia

* The inside joke 'Hang 'Em High' originated from this episode.
Episode 22

**Episode 22** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It is the aftermath of the second religion debate.

## Highlights

* Keane encourages flagging.
* Pan kills black kids.
* Keane's long lost brother.
* George W. Bush makes beautiful art.
* Some Jesuit questions.

## Videos Played

1. Deleted Brett Keane Video *(not found)*
2. Heartbeat Abortion Bill *(not found)*
3. Dr. Gupta 'doubling down' on medicinal marijuana
4. Marijuana leads to suicide *(not found)*
5. Beauty contest pic denied because of gun?
6. George W. Bush's shitty art *(not found)*
7. Critic: I want to hate Bush's paintings but ...
8. Mets Player called out for paternity leave *(not found)*
9. Homeless Man abuses money *(not found)*
10. Jeffrey Dahmer's house for sale *(not found)*

## Start of the Show

They started off the show by talking about G Man's stupidity after that religion debate.

Then they played a video of Brett Keane which was nothing but Butt King complaining about atheist being jerks and seeing Christians as animals. Butt King then used dislikes on Christian videos as an example of atheist hatred.

They started having shitty audio difficulties. Thankfully hey fixed it and then played a video news story on abortion and why its wrong because there's a fucking heartbeat.

Next they played a video of Sanjay Gupta give good and rational reasons why medical pan should be legal.

They then played a video of a cop sweeping the evidence and blames marijuana for black kids death.

They started to play a video of Brett's long lost brother. Ben let the chat predict what he was going to say. It turns out he's a gun nut complaining about some shitty magazine rejecting a picture of his wife, because she had a gun. How could this happen? This is America damn it!

## Middle of the Show

After that line of insanity they took a break with a picture of Denver the last dinosaur as the the title card.

They returned with a story about George W. Bush's art. They played some critic of G.W wanting to hate his paintings, but loves to suck the dick of good art.

Next was a video of some asshole being mad at a baseball player for paternity leave.

Then they played a news story of a homeless man who took $3,700 from the ATM and a video of Jeffery Dahmer's house going for sale. TJ said he would like to live there.

## End of the Show

They took a break and then they answered some stupid goddamn Jesuit malware penis exterminating question.

## Quotes

* "And then he paints this picture of Vladimir Putin looking like he would bitchslap Satan with his cock." Tj referencing the contrast of George Bush's paintings"
Episode 14

**Episode 14** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. The episode features the second appearance of atheist evangelist Dusty Smith.

## Videos Played

1. Bill Donohue: Marriage is not about love
2. Uganda and gays *(not found)*
3. PRESIDENT Y.K MUSEVENI ASSURES OBAMA TO RESPECT OTHERS - CNN Interview on HOMOSEXUALITY BILL (Swalz)
4. Roger Ross Williams on Uganda Shit *(not found)*
5. Ted Nugent Responds to Critics for Calling President Obama 'SubHuman Mongrel' on CNN Erin Burnett
6. Brother to Ted Nugent: 'Tone it down'
7. UAE advices Muslims to avoid Mars
8. Kid Suspended for finger guns *(not found)*
9. Cupp outraged boy suspended for gun sign
10. Sean Hannity on Michelle Obama *(not found)*

## Start of the Show

They talked about Dusty's controversial channel, because as Dusty puts it humans are stupid arrogant retards. They also discussed Dusty and TJ's shirt business. They brought some people on the show to talk. They first invited Joe from the skeptic fence show who advertised his channel and talked about atheism and child abuse from religion.

## End of the Show

They also answered random peoples stupid questions for almost an hour.
Emergency

EMERGENCY ALERT!

Joseph Martelli is THREATENING the safety of people at the Ohio meet up.

He uploaded this video:

 File:Columbus,Oh isnt far.... that would be cool to go to this junk... definitely great videos
he is a very Dangerous person please use all social media to warn the drunken peasants about this security risk to the Ohio meet up.

The peasants need you... DO IT NOW!!!!!
FEMINISM FREE FOR ALL!

**FEMINISM FREE FOR ALL!** is a special edition Drunken Peasants episode, taking place between Episode 35 and Episode 36, featuring a live debate between MRA Janet Bloomfield and Early-onset Feminist Tori Huit with the peasants moderating. It then continued as a normal episode.

## Highlights

* RA Janet Bloomfield vs. Feminist Tori Huit

## Videos Played

* The Amazing Atheist Drunken Peasants Pushed Me Too Far! My Response.
* Amazing Atheist Vs. Chuck Norris - My Call On The Fight
* The Amazing Atheist is an actor by Gorilla199. (can't find)
* Our atheists are better than yours
* The Congress is suing the President on CNN. (can't find)

## People Featured

* TJ Kirk
* Ben
* Scotty Kirk
* Janet Bloomfield
* Tori Huit
* Tim Black
* Gorilla199
* S.E. Cupp
* Barack Obama
* Egghead

## Trivia

* The debate portion was uploaded on The Amazing Atheist
* Don't be fooled by Tori, she is no longer level headed or reasonable.
* Janet Bloomfield is considered to be the most unpopular guest ever featured on DP.
* Women luv TJ.
* Tori has said that she regrets going on DP. She also expressed that she hated how reasonable the hosts were.
Episode 204

**Episode 204** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast.

## Highlights

* Brett Keane in his False-Flagging stage.
* Vapor canopy.

## Videos Played

1. Dee Jedaj - The Amazing Otherkin
2. How to touch a girl *(not found)*
3. Brett Keane License Copyright, Fair Use, Monetization, Illegal, Prosecute, and more
4. Good Bye TheAmazingAtheist - I Was Your First and Only Real Fan
5. RWW News: Bryan Fischer Explains How A 'Vapor Canopy' Allowed Methuselah To Live For 969 Years
6. RWW News: Franklin Graham: Christians Must Run For Office To Stop ‘Evil’ LGBT Rights
7. Hillary VS Bernie in 90 seconds *(not found)*
8. RWW News: Glenn Beck Begs South Carolina To Support Ted Cruz, God's Chosen Candidate
9. RWW News: Ted Cruz's Doomsday Supreme Court Vision
10. RWW News: Tony Perkins Says America May Never Have Another Election If We Don't Elect Ted Cruz
11. Hillary Needs To Step Down *(not found)*
12. Trump threatens to sue Cruz for 'not being a natural born citizen'
13. Actress from Ted Cruz ad: People like me vote too
14. Ted Cruz awkwardly tries to get a hug from his daughter
15. "What's mansplaining?" Senator Mitch Fifield offended by Senator Katy Gallagher's allegation
16. Man Attempts Exorcism on Ted Cruz During Campaign Event He’s possessed by a demon
17. RWW News: Robertson Wonders If Sanders’ Youth Supporters Are ‘The Kids Who Want To Do A Panty Raid'
18. Olivia Gatwood - "HEY, SCIENCE!"
19. Cop confronts Christian homophobes *(not found)*
20. Black Magick: The Left Hand Path Psychic Vampirism *(not found)*
21. The Truth About English: Phonics, Phonetics, and Esoteric Etymology
22. Women's Rights in Light of the Bible

## Start of the Show

The show begins with a discussion about Ben and TJ's desired muscular bodies. They listen to the tour de force remix of Stonebwoy.

The Troll or not a Troll segment revolved around som dipshit who said that people should be allowed to touch girls whenever they want. Scotty said that this was a young TJ, he denied this allegation despite Scotty's insistance. Their conclusion was that this individual was a Troll.

## Quotes

"*Did he like rape her at some point, or something? What the fuck.*"
—TJ speculating on the relationship between Ted Cruz and his daughter
Episode 103

**Episode 103** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It featured the first appearance of Jim Ass.

The episode featured no Scotty, who was replaced by Jim Ass who paid 10,000 dollars to get on the show and wants you to know about it. A video by The Vigilant Christian was played, but was cut out a lot due to technical difficulties .

## Videos Played

1. Trolls Trolling Trolls: Jesus chatline pt. 9
2. 100% PROOF STAR WARS PUSHES THE SATANIC ILLUMINATI SPIRITUALITY !!! (The Vigilant Christian)
3. Bible Prophecy in "Stacy's Deviled Eggs"
4. Trevor Noah, Comedic Bigotry, and the Future of The Daily Show (Rebecca Watson)
5. (Multiple "Hey Scotty's")
6. Why one Georgia florist won't serve gay couples
7. Many-Skin-Tones-One-Race Answers in Genesis
8. Cut The Cake Florida bakery attacked by Joshua Feuerstein
9. NYPD detective caught on camera ranting at Uber driver
10. Some RWW video on the Religious Freedom act in Indiana (can't find)
11. RWW News: Robertson: Gays Will Force You To Like Anal Sex, Bestiality
12. FixMeStick - The Easiest Way to Remove Viruses
13. ABC pants review (can't find)

## Trivia

* TJ read aloud the entire list of things considered satanic by The Vigilant Christan from this very wiki on the episode.
* Some parts of the video were cut out due to multiple flags from the Hey Scotty videos played
* Jim paid money.

## The Video's Takedown

 File:HEY SCOTTY EXTRAVAGANZA! SPECIAL GUEST JIM ASS REBECCA WATSON MEN ARE NOT FUNNY DPP 103
On May 24, 2015, the episode was removed due to a copyright strike by the Christiano Film Group because of the use of the "Hey Scotty" clips. The consequences of the copyright is that the Peasants are prohibited from live streaming on their channel. The Drunken Peasants are currently trying to resolve this issue (best of luck to them considering the general consensus on YouTube's copyright system is that it's complete shit).

In support of free speech, a fan re-uploaded most of the episode. The episode is still available on different platforms such as iTunes and Podbean, as well. It's back now.
Episode 197

**Episode 197** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast. It was the first to feature pussy-whipped bitch Matt Dillacunty.

## Highlights

* Matt redefines racism to justify his racism.

## Videos Played

1. TJ comes to as demonkin
2. Strategic Butt Coverings - Tropes vs Women in Video Games
3. Is America Racist?
4. RWW News: Gary Cass Says Only Christian Men Are Qualified For Political Office
5. Re: Otherkin Are F\*cking Crazy! - Amazing Atheist Exposed
6. Are you racist? 'No' isn't a good enough answer - Marlon James | Comment is Free

## Start of the Show

The show starts out with a totally unedited video of TJ finally coming out as otherkin, specifically demonkin.

## Trivia

* G Man was in the chat during this episode telling Matt to stop running and face him and a moderated debate.
Episode 63

**Episode 63** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast. It was the second episode to feature the appearance of Mr. Repzion aka Daniel Sulzbach aka Reptilian Faggot. It was also the first time they streamed on the Amazing Atheist channel due to a copyright strike on their main channel.

## Videos Played

1. The Amazing Atheists No True Feminist Fallacy.
2. The Plot To Make America Gay.
3. Violent Video Games: A Demonic Trojan Horse
4. Alexyss K Tylor "Warning to Gay Boys"
5. 14 Reasons that God exists!
6. Good Cops and Black Citizens
7. No the Republicans are Not the Same as the Democrats
8. Gay Christian Attacked by Fundy Christian (can't find)
9. Jesse Ventura on Waterboarding
10. CIA Director Defends Torture (can't find)
11. Illinois Just Made it a Felony to Record the Police
12. Dentist Says God Doesn't Exist - Watch What His Patient Says...
13. Albert Einstein vs Atheist Teacher - If God Exists
14. Booty Pillows
15. PooTrap
16. Free Flexor
17. Bright Light Pillow
18. RoboStir
19. Wearable Towel
20. Stuffies
21. Ball Buster
22. Flat-D (can't find)
23. HANDJOB!

## Start of the Video

Mr. Repzion explained his reptilian origin with sci-fi gibberish and nonsense and talked about Star Wars and Star Trek. The peasants commented on Daniel's ass cooking.They played a "Hey Scotty" video. They played a video of a feminist hating on TJ and defending Sharon Osborne, Anita Sarkeesian, and more third wave feminazis. The video almost killed TJ in boredom and stupidity.

They then played a video of this Christian asshole talking about the Jewish gay Satanic agenda. His evidence was the amount of homosexuals on TV. Mr. Repzion told the DP he was going to respond to the video on face palm Sunday. They played a video from a Christian dad that claimed demons are inside video games, and they influence children to do evil things. They played Vagina Power for almost 19 minutes.

## Middle of the Video

The Faded Holy Soldier's video was played showing 14 stupid reasons that prove god. The peasants died laughing at his stupidity. They played a video about Wild Bill defending the cops and accusing black people of persecuting whites.

They played an Aaron Clarey video showing his Gnosticism towards his political views. He once again showed even more stupidity in the video refuting libertarians and conservatives telling them to vote republican.

They played a news story about a Christian homophobe against a homosexual christian. To sum it up, it was liberal Christians vs conservative Christians. They took a break.

## End of the Show

After that they talked about the lightsaber controversy over the first trailer to Star Wars Episode 7. They played a news clip of Jesse Ventura on waterboarding and Fox News being a dick about it and then played a video of the CIA director defending waterboarding as well.

They played a video on info wars blaming Obama for bad policemen. Of course they were acting like idiots. They then went on to the stupid ads segment.
Episode 223

**Episode 223** is an episode of The Drunken Peasants Podcast.

## Start of the show

A trailer of The Living Manatee was played before the opening credits.

Brett Keane was revealed to have dyed his hair once more but forgot to touch up the roots (because he is a water headed idiot). Paul also noticed how long it had been since the Stallion had stood up in a video, this again shows why he is a Brett Keane Historian. The video described how to get famous on YouTube (yeah, seriously) making multiple references to being bisexual and doing things with a banana.

This episode saw the return of the White guilt segment in which TJ responded to a black youtuber (Minnesota boy) who did not want white people on his channel. TJ then made fun of him by slanting his eyes and doing an impression of a Asian person exclaiming "Oh ching chong me watch drunken peasants!" explaining the racism if he denied (who he called a Dirt Race) Asians the right to watch the podcast.

### Trivia

Ben Cackle Counter: Ben laughed in his signature way 26 times during the show
Episode 15

**Episode 15** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast. This was the first appearance of Mr. Repzion.

## Videos Played

1. MH370 Plane *(not found)*
2. More MH370 stuff *(not found)*
3. KKK flags *(not found)*
4. Ukraine shit *(not found)*
5. John Mccain on Ukraine *(not found)*
6. Cupp: Wasn't Romney right on Russia?
7. Buristas selling coffee *(not found)*
8. Drunk Gambler: Casino to blame for $500K loss
9. Medical Pan Commercial *(not found)*
10. Decline of America: O'Reilly Talking Points

## Start of the Show

They started talking about how Satanic parties and how much better they are than Church and Ken Ham's Arc.

## End of the Show

They answered some twat twiddling questions. They got TJFucksThings to ask a few questions.
Episode 189

**Episode 189** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast.

## Highlights

* TJ gets a hemorrhoid.
* Scotty Cena returns.

## Videos Played

1. I SAW A WEINER!
2. Conservative Christians Offended By The Founding Fathers *(not found)*
3. RWW News: Trump Mystified That Refugees Own Cell Phones

## Start Of The Show

The show started out with Ben explaining how Scotty wasn't able to show up and how TJ had to go on Skype due to his hemorrhoid. They brought on T-Shirt Guy and some other patron fuck.

TJ explained his hemorrhoid and his issues with shitting. TJ and Scotty Cena had a back and forth about fucking TJ's family. TJ also announced the delay of the L.A. meetup.

They played a video for Troll or Not a Troll of some girl who cries about a traumatic experience looking at a weeny online. The DP instantly labeled her as a troll. They then played a video of some Texas Christians bitching about a nativity scene in the form of the founding fathers. The show started to lag due to a severe thunderstorm, but it was actually just Shirt Guy's presence.

After the lag was fixed they shilled the Dinoaur T-Shirt. Also TJ had to do a sound test to fix the Aids audio. TJ also discussed the horrendous of Egghead's parents movie the Canyon Trail. They moved on to a video of Trump ranting about the Muslims having Cellphones.

## Trivia

* Brett Keane compares himself to Rocky Balboa, although the only major difference is that Butt King is a piece of shit manatee who has a stupid family that should have been aborted years ago.
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Evolution

"*Show me an example of a canine turning into a non-canine.*"
—G Man being a fucktarded douchepile.
**Evolution** (also known as **Evolutionism** or **Bullshit**) is the prevailing scientific explanation for the origin of species on earth. It makes perfect sense if you're not a faggot with a swollen cunt for a brain.

Many Christians attempt to discredit evolutionary theory in any way they can because it doesn't jive with their beliefs or whatever.

## History

A long time ago at the secret headquarters of the Illuminati, 33rd degree freemason Charles Darwin cooked up the deranged theory of Evilution to lead God-Fearing Christians astray.

Luckily we have G Man to show us the truth of this phony religion

## On DP

The Drunken Peasants talk about evolution quite often, especially when covering videos where Christians bitch about it or try to "disprove" it.
Eric Hovind

**Eric Hovind** is the son of Cunt Hovind. He is just as bad if not worse than his father. He has worked on various creationist projects such as Godonomics and the Creation Today show.

He spends his time spreading lies and poisoning the minds of fundamentalists with filth, like how atheism is what led to Robin Williams committing suicide. Occasionally he is mentioned on the show and a video or two of him has made it onto the show.

## On DP

He once spent several minutes trying to explain to "The Red Atheist" (TJ's totally undoctored, ancient video) what context was.

## Quotes

*"ATHEIST LOGIC: This pile of wood will slowly evolve into a gorgeous grandfather clock with intricate designs and fully-functioning gears. Just give it time. Lots and LOTS of time..."*

*"Coal does not form under normal conditions. Plants have to be buried and then turn into coal. How would you get coal seams hundreds of feet thick with the 'millions of years' analogy? It doesn't happen. In a forest the vegetation that dies turns back into dirt, it does not turn into coal. Think about the implications here!"*

*"If it takes a lot of REALLY intelligent scientists YEARS of study and millions of dollars worth of equipment to be able to MODIFY the gene code of the lowly mosquito, why can’t these same people see that the One who WROTE the original code and CREATED the incredibly complex insect was REALLY SMART? How can anyone with one eye and half a brain believe the mosquito (or any living organism) evolved by chance over billions of years? II Peter 3 hits it right on the head. The scoffers are WILLINGLY IGNORANT. Like a friend of mine said one time, 'They had to have help to be that stupid. They could never have done it on their own!'"*

## Trivia

* He praised the defense of a child molester .
* He may have been trying to keep his father in prison.
* His father is a scumbag, and even Eric knows it.
* A sixth grader once defeated him in a discussion.
* He has worked with VenomFangX to fund their ambitious project Genesis 3D.

## Reference

1. ↑ https://archive.is/n46mP
2. ↑ https://archive.is/odAas
3. ↑ https://archive.is/oXv6N
4. ↑ https://archive.is/2092f