The Desecrating Dollar General

## Location of the Latest Sacking

Standing atop the shattered remains of Nature's savage offspring, The Dollar
General has extended the purifying touch of Civilization to 1980 McCulloch
Road, Oviedo, Florida. The General already controls a vast empire throughout
these United States, but noted there was at least one last dark recess of
greenery yet un-graced by His low prices and industrial decor. This outpost,
roughly two miles east of the University of Central Florida can be reached by
either the sidewalks or roads carving through the territory, and a
moderately-sized parking lot provides free stowage for whatever transportation
aid you brought on your excursion.

## The General's Mission

The Dollar General seeks to provide its followers with a variety of
low-priced groceries and household supplies useful for those forging a path in
whatever settlements are touched by the glow of His light. Although the name
may suggest dollar-prices, His goods vary in value but are kept in the
affordable range, as the General understands the struggles of those colonizing
these dark and primitive reaches of Man's advance.

## Layout

The Dollar General has modeled this location after the larger supermarkets
one can find in lands of excess and luxury. Bound by the strict necessities of
His crusade, this location is smaller and more dimly lit than these
inspirations. The store features one, easily defensible entrance on the right
side of the building. A pair of sliding glass doors leads you into a small
front room that serves almost as an airlock to keep out the soil of this dark
and tainted land. In this room are carts available for those who need to carry
many goods at once, along with some plastic cases of water bottles. After
passing through another pair of glass doors you will enter the main section of
the building. It is one large, open space filled with aisles that hold all of
the available items. To the immediate right of the entrance is the check-out
counter, and in front and to the left is where you will search for what you
need.

The products are categorized into aisles based on their similarities, and
signs above each aisle list the types of items contained within. There is also
a refrigerated section along the front wall for easily spoiled goods, and a
series of sweets near the check-out counter to tempt your will.

## Orders

Once you escape the stifling sickness of the outside world and reach the
comforting hold of the General's airlock, you should decide whether or not you
will need a cart for this trip and grab one before proceeding into the building
proper.

After this, the rest of the shopping can be done at your own pace. By following
the signs, you should be able to narrow your search for the items on the list,
and one of the General's acolytes--marked by their dark uniforms and even
darker expressions--will be happy to help you find anything you cannot. Once
you have gathered your bounty, simply return to the counter you passed by on
the beginning and prepare to pay.

If you are the first to reach the counter, then it more likely than not will
be unmanned. Do not take this as an invitation to flee with your booty without
paying tribute, crossing the General is not a mistake you would like to make.
Instead, simply wait an acolyte should spot you shortly and arrive to serve.
You can pay either by cash or by card, and the cashier will place your items in
bags for your retrieval.

With the transaction complete, it is now expected for you to leave the
General, as painful as it might be, and go back out into the wilderness with
renewed strength to carry out his tireless purpose.