The Road To Andy Cohen

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A short episode while the boys prepare for their appearance on Andy Cohen's Watch What's Happening Live.

## Episode Summary

A super short, but super sweet episode! Tom adopts a cat. Drew is a modern day Lucifer Morningstar. Nate has an amazing relationship with his wife. Only a week left to get their truces in order before the Andy Cohen special!

All of us were expecting nothing this week, but we were treated to a Patreon video and the almost 35 minute long regular episode of your favorite Podcast, ClayneCast. The hosts discuss some great ideas (see below) that will unfortunately all burn to smithereens next week (or whenever they make the journey into the Omniverse). Tom adopts Kiki the cat, who allegedly scratched his balls off when he was sleeping! He also wants to move into a small apartment in Brooklyn New York with the other two hosts and make Roommate comedy.

Pandora's box has been opened in the US of A.

#### Watch-along

Click here to watch a carnivore cry about Tom, Drew shred on a guitar, and Nate hide under his little cap. Also there's the One Chip Challenge by Nate's son BriFi and his twin brother.

## Notable Quotes

### Drew

* "Yeah, I am a ho!"
* "What did I do?"
* "Buckingheads baby, Buckingheads!"
* "Huh?"
* "You wanna see my toys?"
* "We're doin our own thing here! Listen, this...ClayneCast is...me and Nate - not Tom - we're just living our lives! This is us. This is us. And you have to take us or leave us."

### Nate

* "Would you rather lose your face or your winky?"
* "It's not effective for me to yell. So I'm gonna speak in a stern manner. And fuck you both, that's it! Fuck you both, fuck you Tom, fuck you Drew. Drew, you especially. Tom you're fine."
* "Thank you Bob Barker."
* "Yeah. I'm real." (real stupid?!?!! JTTP M8!)
* "We could fall in Love.." (to Drew)

### Tom

* "I don't give a shit. I'm stackin' these caps."
* "How are you yelling at me for agreeing with you?!"
* "The only negative I see? Is on the STD test."
* "*Ohioooo!*"
* "Fuck both of you! Here, here's two middle fingers. Stick 'em up your ASSSS!"

## CCEUpdates/AMPDates

While this week brought forward some great ideas, some real moneymakers even, they will all be turned into a smoldering heap of ash next week when the hosts warp into the Omniverse.

### Banff Bed & Breakfast

New Reality TV show, where Drew and Nate open a Bed & Breakfast in Banff, Canada. Each week, a different celebrity stays as a guest and has to cook the hosts breakfast. The first guest will be Selena Gomez.

### Guitar Wars - Indie Videogame

A game where you bid on different guitars each week and your wife yells at you. Will be developed within one week.

## Trivia

It's currently unclear if this episode will be counted as Season 3 Episode 24 or be yet another curveball.

As Tom says, Summit county, Ohio was named that because the highest elevation on the Ohio and Erie Canal is located in the county, 1320 feet.

## Get to know your host(s)

Tom and Drew would rather lose their face than their winky, because of facial reconstruction surgery. Nate already has kids so he'd rather lose the winky than his face.

Drew, noted Canadian, has said his favorite American show he watched while growing up was M\*A\*S\*H. Tom the American was asked what his favorite Canadian show he watched was, and said possibly Trailer Park Boys but then Drew interrupted him and Tom got upset and everyone moved on.

Drew likes to go outside, he likes seeing people and talking to them, and he FUCKS. All kinds of things. He's a Ho. That's why he keeps getting STD tests which are always negative. Possibly because there's nothin' goin on down there. Drew is a big *Degrassi* fan and he loves Drake and The Zit Remedy.

Tom hails from picturesque Ohio, USA. He has recently adopted a cat, Kiki! She will be his second cat next to the OG, Stella. He said he didn't want to associate Stella with ClayneCast so that probably goes for Kiki too. But you should see some of the things he posts about Stella on twitter! Pray for those kitties.

Nate grew up inside the Grand Canyon and now lives among the Redwoods. He claims to not be a nepo-baby, but has in the past stated his mother was Ronald McDonald. Also, he just doesn't wanna go outside.

## Freaky Figures

Tom only had 5 hours of sleep before recording this episode.

This is the shortest episode in a while, and probably the shortest one yet! (will be confirmed later)

Nate and Drew have been friends for almost three years now. Tom too.

## The leftist angle

If you're not being yourself you're just a fucking sellout. The only thing you need to be, other than yourself, is a decent human being.

## Clayne Clandestine

Tom said there would be a poll about Nate being evil or stupid but never posted it on the ClayneCast account. So please send your thoughts in to @BetrayedMan1990 on twitter!

Tom was asked a question and Drew interrupted.

## Clayne ForeCasting

Next week or there abouts, there WILL be an Andy Cohen special. The hosts will all be truced up for this special occasion.

Drew is going to invent something as impactful as the phone.