Episode 18 - Lucky And The Beauty Contest and Lucky Vs Baseball

(Theme Song)

Mia: We're the babies...Animals buddies...Each one is different...And we're so cuddly! Tots in trouble, can't delay! To the rescue, Save the Day! Mia Kitten's here to help you

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, she's our hero!

Mia: Hold my paw, let's find adventure

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, Friends Forever!

Mia and Baby Animals: Open your arms for baby hugs! (Giggles)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten 2"

(Cut To The Episode Title With A Picture Showing Lucky In A Girl Dress And Girl Wig And Knowticed Mia Who Has Entered In A Beauty Pageant Like Him.)

Mia: "Lucky And The Beauty Contest"

[The episode begins with Lucky and Peyton on rocking horses when Lucky is wearing a cowboy hat and Peyton in A cowgirl hat in front of the TV. A cowboy show is on the television.]

[We then cut over to P.J. who is reading the paper.]

P.J.: Dag-Bird Democrats.

[P.J. then flips to an advertisement for the little miss lovely contest, a local beauty contest.]

P.J.: Hmm, Little Miss Lovely contest first prize for the baby girl a boat load of toys, and for the proud father. The Kingfisher 9000 now that's a fishing boat, too bad Lucky's not a girl.

[As P.J. looks up at Lucky, he sees him as a girl, with long blonde hair, and dressed in a dark blue skirt and shirt.]

P.J.: Hello, Lucky!

[We then cut to P.J. going down to the basement where J.P. is working on his latest toy.]

P.J.: Hello, Little Bro.

J.P.: Hello, Big Bro.

P.J.: Brother, do you ever wish Your Baby Boy was a girl?

[J.P. stops what he is doing and looks at P.J. confused.]

J.P.: Come again?

P.J.: I was just wondering what Lucky look like in a dress.

J.P.: Bro, what are you talking about?

[P.J. takes out the paper to show Stu.]

P.J.: Well, I was just reading the paper, and I came across this Little Miss Lovely contest, you know for baby girls?

J.P.: And?

P.J.: And I was thinking maybe we could dress Lucky up like a girl and enter him in the little miss lovely contest this weekend. What do you say?

J.P.: Are you off your nut? No one's gotta cross-dress my darling baby boy in sickle some beauty contest!

[P.J. then shows the first prize to Stu.]

P.J.: First Prize.

J.P.: Huh? Hmm...

P.J.: Uh-huh.

[We then cut back to Lucky who is still on his rocking horse. When grabbing his cowboy hat, he falls off the rocking horse.]

Lucky: Oh!

[J.P. and P.J. then enter and grab Lucky.]

[We then cut back to the basement were P.J. is putting a blond wig with a purple bow on Lucky.]

P.J.: How about this one?

J.P.: Yeah, and check out this party dress.

[J.P. proceeds to display the dress which is dark green, and also has a purple bow.]

J.P.: Goes great with the blonde wig, huh, Bro?

P.J.: Nope. Too gaudy. If you ask me, the pants suit has more of that feminine edge.

[P.J. then display the pant suit which is a yellow and green dress.]

J.P.: Maybe we should take another look at that retro 60's flip wig.

[J.P. shows the wig.]

P.J.: Say, how about a yellow-wig wag with a spoon?

J.P.: Huh?

P.J.: A yellow wig-wag with a spoon.

[P.J. shows J.P. a magazine with an advertisment for the product which is a special lure.]

P.J.: Troat fishing in America weekly says it's the best lure for bug-eyed carp.

J.P.: Bug-eyed carp...

P.J.: Right out there in the middle of lake Wickiwocki.

J.P.: In our Kingfisher 9000.

[All of a sudden the doorbell alarm goes off.]

Doorbell Clown: Doorbell! Doorbell! Doorbell! Doorbell! Doorbell!

[It Walter's Wife Betty at the door with Carina and Chloe along with Melody and Mimi.]

[Captain Beakman opens the gate.]

Captain Beakman: Oh, hi, Betty.

Betty: Hiya, Cap. Mega-long day. Hey, let's pen these four pups and brew some java, huh?

Captain Beakman: Well I Do Have Time For Some Before I Take My Mia-Mia To That Little Miss Lovely Contest!

[J.P. and P.J. put Lucky in the playpen with his wig still on.]

Betty: Howdy, boys.

[J.P. notices the wig and proceeds to take it off of Lucky. He then hides the wig from Betty.]

J.P.: Hi, Betty. We're just off to, uh...

P.J.: Rotate the tires.

J.P.: Yeah.

P.J.: We'll be back in an hour.

J.P.: Yeah.

[J.P. and P.J. then leave, and Betty puts Carina, Chloe, Melody and Mimi in the playpen as well.]

Captain Beakman: You've just got to try my new vaneze roast, Betty.

Betty: That the stuff that comes in those little cans?

Didi: No. It comes in little premeasured packets. they dissolve after a minute or so.

Betty: Hah, what will they think of next.

[With the adults gone, Lucky talks to the girls about what happened in the basement.]

Lucky: Something's going on in here. My Daddy and Uncle P.J. are acting pretty weird.

Carina, Chloe, Melody And Mimi: What do you mean?

Lucky: Well, they keep talking about fishing which had something to do with me wearing a wig and dressing up like a girl.

Melody: What's a wig?

Lucky: I think it's this little furry animal that sleeps on your head.

Mimi: How come you gotta dress up like a girl to go fishing?

Lucky: I don't know. I wish I didn't have to. I don't think I look so good as a girl.

Melody: Ah, it's no big deal, Lucky.

Mimi: Yeah. Me and Melody trade places all the time.

Melody: And nobody ever notices.

[Mimi then gives her T.O.T.S. symbol to Melody as she gave her musical note symbol to Mimi.]

Mimi: Okay, now watch.

[Melody then proceeds to mimic K.C.'s Lullabye which brings over Betty and Captain Beakman. Betty then picks up Melody trying to comfort her.]

Betty: Oh, what's a matter with my beautiful baby girl? Ah, the pets seem to cry more then the babies at this age.

Captain Beakman: You Bet.

[Melody stops singing and Betty puts her back in the playpen and taps Mimi on the back.]

Betty: Oh, my big brave baby mockingbird. Guess they're okay, Cap. Now, where were we?

Captain Beakman: Well, we were talking about the differences between how my Mia-Mia is entering that contest I've told you.

[When Betty and Captain Beakman leave Melody gives the T.O.T.S. symbol back to Mimi and she gives the musical note symbol back to Melody.]

Melody and Mimi: See?

[As Lucky stares at the twins we cut to the next morning as J.P. and P.J. are talking Tommy and a box full of supplies to the runway. Captain Beakman and Mia Approach to them]

Captain Beakman: I'll See You Two At That Contest When You're Ready!

J.P.: Okay Honey.

Captain Beakman: And what about Lucky? Did you bring enough diapers, and a bottle, and baby wipes, and something to play with?

[As Captain Beakman is talking P.J. is looking into the box of supplies.]

P.J.: Yeah. It-- It-- It-- It's all here.

Captain Beakman: Oh. Well, okay. (All Of Them Fly Away) I wonder if they remembered his rice crackers.

[They All arrive at the Little Miss Lovely Contest. Captain Beakman And Mia Who Is Already In A Glittery Dress go in. In the parking lot J.P. takes out the party dress from earlier and puts it on the back. While P.J. proceeds to put makeup on Lucky. The makeup covers the entire screen, and next we see Lucky completely dressed as a girl. He is seen next to another girl lifting up his dress looking at what is under it, he is wearing white panties underneath. In addition to the dress he is wearing the blonde wig, as well as matching shoes with bows on them just like his dress. The girl standing next to him sees what he is doing and stares at him. Lucky lets go of the dress and blushes in embarrassment.]

Backstage Attendant: Okay, you'll be the first to go on now, Cindy-Lou. Stand right here.

Mia: (Singing) My country tis of thee...

Captain Beakman: Very Good Mia-Mia.

[But Lucky isn't the only baby at the Little Miss Lovely pageant: his mom is there, having entered his sister Mia as well.]

Lucky: My Sister!

Captain Beakman: (to Mia) Keep going, Mia-Mia but a little sweeter.

Mia: (Singing) Sweet land of liberty...

Backstage Attendant: I'm afraid you'll have to take your seat now, mam. We're about to begin.

Captain Beakman: Oh, sorry. (to Mia) Now, remember, smile and move, honey. Smile and move.

Mia: Okay, Mommy.

[her cat Angelica pushes Lucky.]

Angelica: Doesn't My Mommy Know You?

Lucky: (in a girl voice) Uh, no. I don't think so.

Angelica: I know this, goldilocks: next to my Mommy, you're the cutest little girl in the show.

Lucky: (in a girl voice) Um, you really think so?

Angelica: Pretty funny, kid, but remember this: if you win, you're going to regret it.

[On stage.]

Announcer: That was little miss Cindy Lou. Our next contestant is little miss Ashley!

[Lucky is peeking through the curtains.]

Lucky: Ooh!

[P.J. and J.P. are sitting in the audience.]

P.J.: I can taste those bug-eyed carp now!

J.P.: We'll tell my wife we won the boat in a, uh... crossword puzzle contest.

P.J.: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Angelica taps Lucky on the back and he turns around gasping.]

Angelica: Having fun, goldilocks? Just remember what I told you.

Mia: ANGELICA! DON'T START WITH THE YELLING WHEN I'M ON STAGE!

[The opportunity for Mia and Angelica to fight ends.]

Backstage Attendant: Mia, you can talk to your little kitty after the contest. It's your turn to go on.

Mia: Oh, goody. I can hardly wait.

[Moments before Mia starts, Captain Beakman sits down next to J.P. and P.J. in the audience, because they invited her to join them for some reason.]

J.P.: Thanks for coming over here on such short notice, honey.

Captain Beakman: Since we took our kids for the day I had a little time on my hands.

Announcer: And now, ladies and gentlemen our next contestant, little miss Mia!

[On stage, Mia is very popular with the judges. J.P. is horrified to see her there because it means he is there, too, but P.J. doesn't care (although he was horrified too).]

Sam: Mia?! That-that means J.P.'s here!

[With J.P. and Captain Beakman.]

Captain Beakman: Smile and move. And smile and move. Smile and move. Do the song. Do the song.

Announcer: Now, for our final contestant...

Mia: Wait a minute! I still got to do my song. (Clear throat)

Song: Mia's American Anthem

Mia: (Singing) My country tis of thee. Sweet land of liberty. A bee I sing. Land that my father buys. Land of my chillin' pies. From every...

[With Sam and Cora.]

Sam: We got to find Lucky and get out of here, Darling!

Cora: I Agree!

[On the stage.]

Mia: (Singing) Let freedom r-i-i-i-n-n-g-g!

[The judges scores drop, and Pip gets emotional and cries as the song ends. Backstage.]

Backstage Attendant: It's your turn, sweetheart.

[With Sam and Cora.]

Sam: We can't go too hard, Cora!

Cora: I do! Watch it!

[They go through the backstage door.]

Backstage Attendant: Can I help you two?

Sam: We need to take little Luc... uh, Lyonce home right away.

[On stage.]

Announcer: And now, our final contestant little miss Lyonce!

[Backstage.]

Sam: Oh, no! We're too late!

[Lucky is too young to be taught how to perform songs and dances, but it works out in his favor as the judges find him to be adorable just by being himself tripping over the cords and swinging around.]

Audience: Aww...

Judge: That is the sweetest little girl I've ever seen.

[With Pip, Freddy, J.P. and Captain Beakman.]

Captain Beakman: You know, Honey, that child looks so familiar.

[Lucky's little leg is caught by the microphone stand cord and stumbles over which reveals his frilly panties to the audience. The audience and judges delight in the sight of it all and give an awwww to the cuteness of it all giving very high scores.]

P.J.: That's my girl... uh, boy.

J.P.: That's My Baby.

[On stage.]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen the judges have made their decision. And now, our next little miss lovely...

Captain Beakman: Come on, Mia-Mia!

Sam: Kingfisher 9000. Kingfisher 9000. Kingfisher 9000!

Announcer: Lyonce Pirre Beakman!

Captain Beakman: Lyonce Pirre Beakman?!

Announcer: Little Lyonce was entered in our contest by her parents. Step forward to claim your prize!

Captain Beakman: Why, of all the nerve! I'll... I'll...

[A reluctant Sam (due to J.P.'s presence) and Cora arrive on stage to collect their prize, but are interrupted by Captain Beakman who has also gone onto the stage.]

Cora: Sister! What a nice surprise.

Announcer: What's this about, ma'am?

Captain Beakman: I'll show you what this is about. Does this look like a Lyonce to you?

[Captain Beakman, furious, whips off Lucky's wig in front of the whole audience. The audience and judges are horrified, and Mia is crowned winner instead (as she had the highest score prior to singing).]

Cora: Hmm... Mia is my adorable niece after all.

[Pip and Freddy take Lucky home. Freddy is furious after Captain Beakman told him what happened.]

Pip: I still don't know why we couldn't have waited for J.P.'s brother.

Freddy: His Brother can just have a nice fly home. He needs to do a little thinking anyway.

[They are passed by Captain Beakman, J.P., Spike, Angelica and Mia (who silently taunts Lucky), and are pulling a Kingfisher 9000 filled with toys and with P.J. sitting in the front, much to Pip And Freddy's dismay.]

END OF FIRST HALF EPISODE

(Cut to the episode title with a picture showing Lucky on a baseball glove)

Pip: "Lucky Vs Baseball"

[The episode starts off with a small boat getting tossed around it eventually sinks and pops back up. We see Lucky taking a bath, while P.J. is shaving and listening to his radio.]

Radio Announcer: This is K.O.L.D radio. Music for the old and the old and heart. And now for you sports fans out there, it's time for trivia. With our special guest, with baseball legend Bucky Majors.

[Baseball music plays.]

P.J.: Say, now! Bucky Majors!

Bucky Majors: (over radio) It's a pleasure to be with you guys here today.

Radio Announcer: I want to remind you that the 13th caller with the correct answer to Bucky's question, will win five tickets to this afternoons game against Boston. That number again is 555-KOLD.

Bucky Majors: (over radio) Okay here's the question. What player in the history of baseball, hit the most homers on the second Tuesday, in every month of April, for all time in eternity?

P.J.: Second Tuesday in April... I know that one! Come on, my little nephew!

[P.J. grabs a towel and picks up Lucky out of the tub and walks off screen. Mia, Spike, Precious, Pablo, Chloe and Angelica both start to drink the bath water. P.J. walks into a room and starts dialing the radio station.]

P.J.: Most homers... Second Tuesday... April....

Ava: (over phone) Hello?

P.J.: Hello?

Ava: (over phone) Hello?

P.J.: Hello. Is it Bucky Majors?

[The woman speaks but it's muffled. P.J. jumps up in down in excitement.]

P.J.: Yippee! We won, Lucky, we won! (J.P., Captain Beakman and Mia approached)

J.P.: What's all the commotion about, Bro?

Mia: The Tots Watch! We're going to the Basketball! Tots in trouble, can't delay!

Chloe: To the rescue, save the day!

Captain Beakman: What's all the commotion about, P.J.?

Mia: Yes Captain Beakman. Mia like what like what?

P.J.: Grab your gloves boys! And get Mia something to wear to sing! Because The Beakmans are going to the ballgame!

[The next scene cuts to the stadium were a sign is shown reading "Go Grizzlies" cuts to the inside of the stadium, Mia is shown in a room practicing The Life of Mia Kitten she's gonna sing later.]

Mia: (Singing) This is the life, the life of Mia Kitten..

Captain Beakman: Good, Mia-Mia. [cuts to the inside of the stadium.]

[Cuts to a baseball player.]

Announcer: Husky winds up. And the pitch...

[The player swings but misses the ball.]

Announcer: Stree-rike two!

[Cuts to P.J., Lucky and J.P.]

P.J.: Haha, those Boston Boomers couldn't bat their way out of a wet paper bag.

J.P.: Great seats, Bro, what a view.

P.J.: Mm-hmm.

Announcer: Haskell seats off his signal.

[Cuts down to Lucky who is trying to see, but a guys arms in the way.]

Lucky: Bleh.

[He goes to take a bite of his hotdog.]

Announcer: Here's the windup. And the pitch... Ooh! Knuckleball! Strike three! And the Boomers go down, in the top half of the inning.

[As Lucky opens his mouth to take a bite he squeezes the bun causing the hotdog to slide off. He lets go of his balloon to grab the sausage, then grabs the balloon again.]

Lucky: Bear.

Announcer: Leading off for the Tiny Ones Transport Service, is number six, Bucky Majors.

[Scooter looks through a pair of binoculars to get a better view. We get a close shot up of Bucky swinging some bats.]

Announcer 2: Bucky's a Bull who needs no interdiction, Paul, as a Polar Bear, and the cornerstone of the Tiny Ones Transport Service.

J.P.: Almost time for my daughter to sing the anthem, Bro.

P.J.: You bet bro! Come on up here, Lucky, and have a look at greatness.

[He sticks the binoculars in Lucky's eyes. We get another close shot of Bucky swinging bats back and forth. Then a shot of the Grizzlies mascot is shown.]

Paul: He leads the league in RBIs.

Lucky: Bear.

Henry: Ah. Someday, we'll be watching you down there, Tommy.

[Camera cuts down to a batboy struggling to pull out a huge bat. He eventually gets it and struggles to carry it to Bucky.]

Bucky Majors: What do you think?

Benny: He likes to pitch Low and Outside, Mr. Majors.

[Bucky swings and the Benny ducks.]

Bucky Majors: Yeah?

Benny: Uh-huh, and if you wait for an outside curve, you'll hit it right out of the park.

Bucky Majors: Inside curve, huh? Okay.

Benny: Mr. Majors?

Bucky Majors: Yeah?

Batboy: You're my hero.

Bucky Majors: Thanks, kid.

Benny: Lucky number three, Mr. Majors?

[Bucky grabs the big bat and hands several one's to Benny.]

Scooter: Majors steps into the batter's box. Here's the windup, and the pitch...

[The pitcher throws the ball which flies right into the catchers glove.]

​​​​​Scooter: Low and outside, ball one.

Color Commentator: Majors is in no hurry. Seems to be waiting for the right one.

Scooter: Here's the windup, and the pitch...

[The ball flies towards Bucky's bat, and Bucky hits causing the ball to fall apart and unravel in the sky.]

Color Commentator: Oh, mama!

Mia: It's a high fly ball!

[The fans cheer.]

P.J.: So long, screwy! See you in St. Louis!

[P.J. grabs the binoculars from Lucky, his balloon gets loose and floats away.]

Mia: It's going... going... gone...

J.P.: Yes!

Lucky: Bear!

Mia: Making the score 1-0, Babies! And the home crowd is on their feet!

[This makes Lucky meander away and follow after it, crawling through the seats and the announcer's box.]

Lucky: Bear.

[The balloon flies further away from the box. Lucky sees a bear mascot.]

Betty: Boomers, boomers, take a hike. You're the team that we don't like!

[Lucky climbs down the steps.]

Lucky: Bear.

[With Peggy and Paul.]

J.P.: Great game, huh, Lucky?

[Lucky ends up in the field.]

Lucky: Bear. Yeah. Oh... ooh! Ow! Oops.

[With Bobby.]

Bobby: It's like an oven in this suit.

[With Mia and Captain Beakman]

Captain Beakman: Good luck out there, Mia-Mia.

Mia: Mia help!

[Then Mia walks over to the pitch with a microphone]

Announcer 2: We wanna introduce you to a little friend of ours little Mia Kitten Tot Adventurer, She's a 4-year-old child singing The Life of Mia Kitten. (Then Mia Waved over to the crowd and started to sing)

Song: The Life of Mia Kitten

Mia: (Over the microphone singing) My name is Mia but I will do my best... But I will do my best, no matter what it takes. It's usually my fault... And but I try to make it right and I do most of the time. I am a wanderer, and honorary kitten. I roam the wilderness and befriend any soul. Catching babies is do and everything between. And best friend... It's Chloe!

Mia and Baby Animals: (Over the microphone singing) This is the life, The life of an tot adventurer. This is the life, The life of Mia Kitten.

Mia: (Over the microphone singing) Cucumber sandwiches, And a nice hot cup of tea. My mum, my babies and Chloe. That'll do for me. Pip and Freddy are always by my side. Even when they're terrified. The world is beautiful and I don't want it to pass me by. So I will help wherever I can. Life is a tot adventurer and I will take you by the hand. And show you what I see and understand... The world is mine to roam. So roam I will then go back home!

Mia and Baby Animals: (Over the microphone singing) This is the life, The life of an tot adventurer. This is the life, The life of Mia Kitten. The Life of Mia Kitten! (Song ends)

(song ended, crowd cheered ieddelight oft Of and Baby Animals Mibeautiful voiceoice)

Captain Beakman: (To Mia when she walked back to her) That's my Mia-Mia!

[With Lucky.]

Lucky: Ooh... mmm... mmm!

[He crawls through the dug-out and makes a grab for the bear head.]

Bobby: Welp... back to the grind.

[The bear mascot walks off.]

Lucky: Bear!

[But the mascot walks away and Lucky falls into a popcorn bag (while the seller doesn't notice).]

Lucky: Whoa!

[Gus, the Gorila, picks up the popcorn box, oblivious to Lucky still inside.]

Lucky: Thanks for stopping by, Gus!

Gus: That's-a no problem.

[With Gracie.]

Pip: Ah... ah! Ah...

[As he walks up the steps to sell it to the other fans.]

Gus: Popa-corn! Get your hot a-buttered popa-corn right here!

Lucky: I'll take one!

[In the popcorn box.]

Lucky: A-ooh

[On the other side.]

Gus: Baby Food! Get your hot a-buttered baby food here!

Bodhi: Hey, toss one over here!

Peggy: Awww! I love Paul! It's so very cute!

Paul: I think so, yes.

Peggy: I love you, Paul.

Paul: I love you, Peggy.

[Later, the game becomes tedious, and not much is happening.]

Paul: And we've got a pitchers' duel on our hands. Not much action here, headed into the top half of the ninth.

[Lucky is sleeping in the popcorn box.]

Lucky: Mmm...

[Gus makes it to the announcer's box.]

Paul: And Mia Majors' home run remains the difference in our score. We'll be back with the ninth inning after this word from our sponsors. So, Dominic, what have you got for me today?

Gus: What do you give me for two Darryl Strawberrys and one Vida Blue?

[Lucky takes a peek through the popcorn box and views his balloon floating in view.]

Paul: Oh, I still got the willie mays in perfect condition.

Gus: Well, maybe for one Vida Blue.

Paul: Look, I go back on the air in 25 seconds.

Gus: Okay, okay. One Strawberry and one Vida Blue.

Paul: And the Boomers have loaded the bases! It doesn't look good for Mia Majors and the Tiny Ones Transport Service!

[Lucky chases the balloon outside and ends up causing dissonance around the stadium as he walks on the keys under an organ.]

-Oh!

[While Mia and Captain Beakman watch the game nearby them, J.P..P., P.J. wake up.]

J.P.: Uh... uh... great game, huh, Fam?

P.J.: Huh? Oh, sure. Great.

Mia: It sure is, Daddy!

Kiki: Oh… what inning is it?

Pablo: Got me.

Kiki: Who's winning?

Pablo: What do I look like, a scoreboard?

[Meanwhile, Didi arrives home.]

Mia: Mmm...

[Didi opens the door.]

Didi: Stu! Grandpa!

Mia: I am Mia Kitten tot adventurer.

[Didi closes the door.]

Didi: Hmm... where is everyone?

[Mia gives Didi a note.]

Didi: Oh. "Dear Pip and Freddy. I went to deliver Ellie the Elephant". Hmm.

[Didi turns on the TV.]

Didi: (on TV) And that's it for Haskell. They'll bring in the left-hander, Beakman.

Mia: Pip, Freddy. Mia needs help!

Pip: I sure.

Chloe: (on TV) I guess that's why they call him "Tiny Ones Transport Service".

[Didi and Spike look at each other.]

Color Commentator: (on TV) I thought it was "Crazy Legs".

Chuck: (on TV) Well, I… I guess you're right, Hank. He does sort have crazy legs.

[At the game.]

Pip: Although the visiting Boomers have the bases loaded the Tiny Ones Transport Service to deliver Ellie the Elephant.

[Meanwhile, Pip and Freddy continues to deliver Ellie the Elephant.]

Freddy: Gahh. Ahh. Aah... ooh! Whoo...

Pip: And here's the house. I love Ellie's house!

Freddy: Whoa! Oh!

[Freddy then sees the flying baseball and lets go of the balloon. As he grabs the baseball, he falls.]

Freddy: Whoa!

[Pip, Freddy, K.C., Mia, Angelica, Chloe and Didi delivers Ellie the Elephant with her home.]

Pip, Freddy, K.C., Mia, Angelica, Chloe and Didi: La dah dah dah dah dah dah, La dah dah dah dah dah! La dah dah dah dah dah, La dah dah dah dah dah!

Pip: Like a rocket though the sky we go!

Pip, Freddy, K.C., Mia, Angelica, Chloe and Didi: Bringing this baby home!

Freddy: Soon you'll be with your family!

Pip, Freddy, K.C., Mia, Angelica and Chloe: Bringing this baby home!

Pip: I do the mapping!

Freddy, K.C., Mia, Angelica, Chloe and Didi: And we do the flapping!

Pip, Freddy, K.C., Mia, Angelica, Chloe and Didi: All of us together, now let's go! La dah dah dah dah dah dah, Bringing this baby home! La dah dah dah dah dah, Bringing this baby home! Bringing this baby home!

Mia: Mia help!

Pip: It's okay, Mia. What do you have the tots watch?!

[With Didi.]

Pip: (on TV) I don't know, Freddy. Mia the Kitten just fell into my hat.

Didi: Oh...

[Didi faints. Lucky licks the TV. At the game. Pip and Freddy are on the field with Mia and K.C..]

Mia: You know, Mia played a little ball myself in my day.

Freddy: Oh, you Mia did, huh?

Mia: Mia had a tots watch.

Pip: Huh?

Mia: In my day, I used the tots watch...

[Mia, Pip and Freddy end up on the front cover of the newspaper with K.C..]

THE END

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