2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 7

2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 7 is a chapter in 2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1.

## Synopsis

Broken by Pack-Next Shipping, Damon Bradley continues loading trucks with occasional pig-squealing from goons and managerial kings alike. Bradley lies down in a truck and thinks about his late sister and father. When IC-Buly 3 squeals and summons more goons to nitpick over Bradley’s performance, he defends himself by summoning the Rage Sword and fighting them like he would the Diseased. As night passes, the goons settle down, scurrying away into darkness. This darkness brings forth an entity from another world, a man named Raymond Dennis who mentions killing Langston Fuller and defeating Fresh Panther’s most powerful kings and operators. Bradley believes he’s only grown insane and jumps out a truck so he can escape the dungeon-like Pack-Next Shipping. However, each step seems to trigger an illusion - a *perception magic -* he discovers time has moved and moved. Bradley looks at his phone back inside his car and discovers he has several matches from Kenya and even in Queens Mane such as short-term mentally ill women. Laughing them off his mind, Bradley falls asleep and wakes back up later to see time is still passing. Goons creep inside the kingdom like Diseased. Bradley marches alongside them, clinging to the work life of Pack-Next. Weeks pass and pass, Christmas arrives. He receives a shitty hoodie that reads “good luck n00b lol” and continues throughout the holiday but when the new year dons, he comes back to work to see a Diseased waiting for him. The ops managers speak in Pig Latin, the goons bark like dogs and Ranae Ryker herself eats a chocolate bar seductively to make Bradley faint. Each of them are accompanied by the strange Raymond Dennis man who stands at the opposite end of the room, seemingly manipulating everyone with two blades. A bald-headed ops manager shrieks and yells at Bradley, hitting and banging the conveyor before long his anger triggers the appearance of a very peculiar Diseased made from rollers and metallic machinery in the form of an unmistakable *centipede*-like beast. Raymond reveals it to be, a *Rollerpede.* It launches itself after Bradley as it strikes the ground, destroying trucks, chutes, conveyors and even unplugging the CPU that was once operated by the demon. A ghastly man who teleports appears and taunts Bradley. As the sun begins to heighten in heat, a man of fire and in Bradley’s shape appears to fatigue him. Bradley fights the Diseased and barely survives. He’s tossed through a classroom where he uses the room’s screwdrivers and tools to fight back. He throws supplies at the creature and dismantles its body, realizing that its machine-like body can be taken apart. Several heads of shitty people emerge from its body glaring at him and charging throughout Pack-Next... And the *road.* Bradley leaps off the creature, watching its body gradually lose pieces of its mechanism. Mechanical heads surface from its centipede body and prepares to chomp on Bradley but the creature is obliterated by long tentacles of robotic arms that pierce its hide. Bradley is taken down by Draya Freeman and her Wrath God Slayer which throws him across the parking lot. As a proud Draya Freeman closes in on him finally, Bradley reveals a resignation letter stating he’s going to Rosewell’s Pack-Next to escape the oddity and stresses of Pack-Next. Draya hits Bradley as he teleports away. She turns to see Raymond Dennis again with the man of fire and the ghastly man who teleports. Each revealing themselves to Draya as the Anti-Number, Vibrant and Nim respectively, and that they’re from the Multiverse.

## Appearances

#### Supporting Characters/Summons

* Nim
* Vibrant

#### Featured Items/Weapons

* Calamity
* Oblivion
* Wrath God Slayer

#### Featured Antagonists

* Anti-Number
* Draya Freeman

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.© Khaliq Trevor X.*