McNeese Joins The KKK

**McNeese Joins The KKK** is the sixth episode of Season 5 of Dumb Teacher, and the sixtieth episode overall. It originally aired on April 12, 2009.

## Synopsis

In the Dumb Teacher sixtieth episode spectacular, Mr. McNeese decides to join the Ku Klux Klan in hopes of spreading white supremacy throughout North America. Meanwhile, Dan’s mother purchases a Shell gas station & food mart franchise and the whole family becomes caught up in the world of a family-owned convenience store franchise.

## Plot

The episode begins at Greenhill Elementary with McNeese torturing Tom Coleman and his family in front of the entire classroom, calling them racist nicknames until Dan, who was late for school due to him having to take Choki to the hospital when he gets stabbed on his chest, ends the torturing by punching him in his torso. Dan, who has had enough of McNeese’s aggressive behavior, angrily and sarcastically explains the way McNeese behaves to him, tells him to move to Harrison, Arkansas, clone himself to take his place in Greenhill, and join the KKK. The bell then rings and the class goes to Dave & Buster's with Dan to celebrate the start of their Friday. McNeese, taking Dan’s sarcasm seriously, clones himself using a spare cloning gun Dan gave him to clone himself, and decides to move to Harrison to join the Ku Klux Klan, knowing that he has appreciated them since he was a kid and has always wanted to join them. At a Motel 6, McNeese goes on his HV laptop and visits Stormfront, where he enters an online form for joining the KKK. 2 weeks later, McNeese gets an email from the Klan telling him that he has successfully completed the first half of their orientation and is directed to a nearby camp where he will continue the second half of his orientation.

At Dan's house, Dan and Choki are seen eating snacks, including a box of Pizza Hut while watching Bionicle VII: Sea of Darkness together. When Dan and Choki excitedly rave on the formation of the Toa Mahri scene, they hear Cheryl's Porsche running towards and driving through the living room, destroying the TV and throwing Choki into the kitchen, where he breaks his tooth and now has to go to an orthodontist, much to Dan's dismay as he just got him out of the hospital. Cheryl comes out of the car and excitedly reveals that she has bought a Shell gas station and food mart franchise, and the whole family is going to work there, while Dan works after-school as a cashier. Dan and Johnny are then tasked to watch an instructional VHS from 1986 given by the Shell Oil Company at their new location, which welcomes them to the Shell Oil Company and Royal Dutch Shell family.

Meanwhile, at the KKK camp, McNeese arrives in his car and meets the current leader of the Ku Klux Klan, who was born unnamed and is often called random masculine names, McNeese decides to call him Robert (as a nod to the Confederate general, Robert E. Lee), which the leader takes praise in. Afterwards, the rest of the Klansmen walk him to a themed-obstacle course, where he must prove his loyalty of being a Klansman by going through several trials, which involve racial discrimination against African-Americans and Jewish people and burning crosses. McNeese passes all the obstacles and is now declared a Klansman. When the rest of the Klan arrive at their secret headquarters in Harrison, Arkansas, McNeese is then taught about the history of the Ku Klux Klan, where he learns that several soldiers in the Confederate army joined the Klan after the Union had won the Civil War and that many Klansmen torture African-Americans by burning their ancestral countries' flags. McNeese is then given a room, which he shares with the Klan's main scientist, Marcus J. Graham, who shares his plans of a robot for the Klan he has been planning for six months, which impresses McNeese.

Back in Greenhill, Dan is seen working at his new job at the Shell food mart, where he scans items sold at the store and catches shoplifters on the CCTV cameras, while Johnny works as a janitor and Drew Sanderson is hired for morning and late-night shifts in Dan's place. Dan does well in his job, but starts acting like an angsty teenager and starts chewing nicotine gum strips, even though his parents and Drew are unaware of his new behavior and nicotine gum addiction. Back at the KKK quarters, they are hosting a meeting where everyone shares their ideas for spreading white supremacy and killing Africans and Jewish people. Marcus and McNeese go first and share Marcus' idea for a giant robot he has been working for the Klan called the W. Supremabot, which impresses but puzzles the leader, who asks the two where they can afford the funds to build the robot. McNeese answers his question by saying that they will manufacture and sell foods and drinks under offensive, but unnoticable branding names. Agreeing with the idea, the leader tells the rest of the Klansmen to start manufacturing foods and designing brands (i.e. Darky Jerk, Gnihc Gnohc, Supremabar, & Segra's Great Drink) under the brand name Krystal Klear Kravings. Every known convenience store and bodega in the United States, including the Shell franchise owned by Cheryl. Dan notices but doesn't seem to care. After selling well in the industry and making 1.5 billion dollars from the sales, the Klan finally has enough funds to build the Supremabot, and a montage occurs featuring Dan working at the Shell with signs of his new behavior and the KKK building their robot. Two months later, the Klan has finally built their robot and the leader is taught the controls by Marcus. They announce the launch of their robot at Harrison's stadium, and announce that their first attack will be in Harlem, New York, where they shoot at almost every African-American in the neighborhood and launch flags considered as hate symbols everywhere. The KKK celebrate their victory and decide to destroy every known race besides white people in the United States to spread their supremacy.

Back in Greenhill, the Supremabot has arrived and is destroying every Synagogue and Black Church in the city, but Dan doesn't care despite his friends' warnings, including Choki, whose leg is then blasted away by the Supremabot's laser. Later, Cheryl calls Dan, Johnny and Drew Sanderson are called in for a meeting, where Cheryl announces that she has sold the Shell because she misses having a normal life, and relieves Johnny, Dan and Drew of their jobs. Dan then realizes that the Supremabot is attacking and gets off his Nicotine gum addiction instantly, then makes some armor to destroy the Supremabot and restore every location it has destroyed, making every race in the U.S. proud (excluding the town of Harrison). Afterwards, the FBI arrest the Klansmen, including McNeese as the KKK leader berates the FBI for ruining everything they've tried to do to, "Make [America] pure again" before the car drives off. Logan comes to Dan and asks if McNeese will ever get out of prison, Dan says that he will and breaks the fourth wall by saying that he'll be out of jail instantly in the next episode.

## Trivia

* When the KKK Leader and the rest of the Klansmen are seen using the robot, a song about white supremacy sung by them is stylized like the songs used in the 1990 DiC cartoon, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3.
* The song that plays when the Ku Klux Klan reveals the W. Supremabot to the residents of Harrison, Arkansas, "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays.
* The song playing on the W. Supremabot's speakers is from the infamous YTMND video, "Notorious KKK - Moon Man" by MuMluxMan.
	+ In fact, one of the members can be seen wearing a Mac Tonight/Moon Man mask.
* This episode is considered to be the most controversial Dumb Teacher episode of all time due to its depiction of the Ku Klux Klan and the many racist jokes in the episode.
	+ In fact, Noah Long poked fun at the controversy by posting a fake review by a fictional film & television review company, the Film and Television Association of Harrison, Arkansas a day after the episode aired. The tweet was removed from Twitter eight years later.
	+ There were also conspiracy theories about Long being a white supremacist due to the episode's plot involving the KKK and the show's racist humor. However, Long denied the theories.
		- Long also poked fun at these theories through the 2015 action satirical comedy film directed and co-written by and starring himself, Anti-Supremo.
		- In fact, he even hired African-American voice actors Joseph Carlson and Kyla Pratt to start voicing black characters in the show instead of himself, Erick Bennett and Martina Summers after this episode.

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