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Peder the Giant Centipede

Peder was a Giant Centipede who fought with The Mourning Woods in the Monster Madness Tournament. Peder died in the second round, shot by Legolas the Drow in front of his son.

Peder was known for his love his son which always he always brought along when he was fighting in order to humanize him. After Peder's death, rumours started to spread that Peder in fact had many children which he refused to pay the alimony on.

## The Monster Madness Tournament

### **Round 1**

In round 1, Peder fought Horse the Bullywug. Starting the fight, Peder stood up on the last two of his 100 legs goes to smacks but Horse blocks it. Next, Horse jumps into the air and tries to spear Peder but the love of Peder's child rebuffs him. On the second round of combat, Peder gets up on his "hind" legs again to smack but the attack is blocked again. Peder's son calls out and says "I can't wait to go fishing tomorrow!". Peder is bitten and gets speared by Horse which gets him in a bad position. Peder looks at his son and says "We will go fishing! Hear you me, we will!". Peder then gets up on his hind legs AGAIN and hits Horse this time, poisoning him and killing him. Peder's son says "I knew you could do it dad!" and holds up the fishing pole, after which he quickly gets stolen away by the frog mafia as Horse's debt was carried to them.

### **Round 2**

In the second round Peder fights previous teammate Legolas the Drow. Before the fight, Peder says "Remember son, I'm taking you fishing!" to his son. During the fight, Legolas is so blinded by the sun that he shoots his crossbow into the crowd and shoots a peanut salesman in the butt. Legolas shoots again and misses, shooting the peanut salesman in the butt again. Legolas then points his crossbow at Peder, Peder's son saying "I hope we catch a trout!" as Legolas fires a bolt between Peder's eyes. Peder's lifeless body falls to the ground staring at his son and his son tries to look for a sign of farewell in his eyes, but it's not there. He's dead.
Pyramid Head

**Pyramid Head**, originally **Pierre Ahmed Head**, also known as **Pierre Ahmed Mid-Head** is a buff pyramid-headed monster from Silent Hill. No one is sure of the origins of this character but Murph, Caldwell and Emily have their theories.

## Bio

### Murph's Theory

As a twelve-year-old Kid Mayor, Pierre invented and fell in to a pyramid-shaped bucket where he drowned. After, Pierre did push-ups every day until he came back to life.

### Caldwell's Theory

Originally born Pierre Ahmed Head, Pierre was Twelve-Year-Old Kid Mayor of Silent Hill. Pierre erected the first mini-golf course in Silent Hill, featuring a windmill, sinking ship, and, Pierre's pride and joy, a pyramid. Unfortunately, as the pyramid was being lowered into the course during the grand opening, Pierre tripped and was crushed to death by the pyramid, causing him to haunt Silent Hill thereafter. The reason he's so buff is because he spent years trying to get the pyramid off of him.

### Emily's Theory

Pierre Ahmed Head was working on a huge metal sculpture. He started the sculpture at the vagina; before long he was so turned on by what he had sculpted he tried to eat out the giant metal vagina by sticking his whole head into it but got stuck.
1204

Hier seht ihr ein Überblick über die Ereignisse des Jahres **1204**.

## Ereignisse

* Rozerwać wurde von lemanischen Truppen eingenommen und fast vollständig zerstört.

## Gestorben

* Jupp Broglar
* Johann Burghardt
* Szabir Nandor
* Lukasz Piskorz
* Eggert Rinder
* Konrad I. von Walheim

## Staatsoberhäupter

* Armin IV. von Walheim ernannt zum Dorfmeister von Walheim.
* Arion Demisovski ernannt zum Dorfmeister von Walheim.
Season 2

**Season 2** of OBJECT CHALLENGERS consists of 20 episodes.

The season premiered on MARCH 1, 2019.

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Brian Murphy

### Children

Aaron, Caldwell Axford, Connor, Connor II, Darrel, Darren, Darren II, Darren III, David, Elisa, Jacob, Jesum, Tucker Murphy-Axford

### Occupation

Lore Lord, Self-Help Guru, Comedian, Actor, Writer, Podcast Host

### Notable Work

Brian's Animorph Fanfiction, Adam Ruins Everything, CollegeHumor Originals, Hot Date

### First appearance

Episode 1 - Resident Evil: Zero Hour

**Brian "Murph" Murphy** (or "Daddy", as he likes to be called) is a Lawful Good Paladin. He hosts 8-Bit Book Club with wife and comedy partner Emily Axford and CollegeHumor coworker Caldwell Tanner. Brian is a known critter lover, hoping to one day turn into a finch.

## Life

Brian grew up a rowdy Jersey boy.

In his early teenage years, Brian spent his time writing Animorphs fan-fiction (Animurphs), dreaming of one day becoming a finch and flying away.

On the 9th of November 2017, Brian published his first book/audiobook as a self-help guru titled: "Be Your Own Daddy", the audiobook receiving critter acclaim.

## See also

* Emily Axford
* Dark Murph
* Be Your Own Daddy
John Elway (The Football Player/Deity)

*This article is about the football player. For other uses, see John Elway (disambiguation).*

## John Elway (The Football Player/Deity)

### Born

John Albert Elway Jr.
28th June, 1960

### First Appearance

Episode 29 - D&D MONSTER MADNESS (FINALS)

## Physical Description

### Size

Medium

**John Albert Elway Jr.** is a former American football quarterback and current executive vice president of football operations and general manager of the Denver Broncos of the National Football League (NFL). He's also a god who can throw a nerf vortex like no other.

In his celestial form, John Elway was watching the Monster Madness Tournament with a group of gods and describing the plays.
Episode 24 - Sonic the Hedgehog and the Way Too Serious History of Mobius

**Sonic the Hedgehog and the Way Too Serious History of Mobius** is the 24th episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The Lore Lords explore the tragic origin of Doctor Robotnik, the death of Sonic's rabbit pal, and other stories where tiny cartoon animals are taken way too seriously. Murph and Caldwell take turns singing their favorite Sonic zone themes, and Emily makes up one of her own.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* The Reddit thread of this episode is where The Bard Yard was first named
Cab'n Crunch

### First Appearance

Episode 37 - World of Warcraft: The Shattering: The Prelude to Cataclysm (Part 3)

Cab'n Crunch (also called Cabernet Crunch) is an "All Sediment Wine" from the 8-Bit Book Club Wine Company. The wine is described as "crunchy" and as if you were eating a bowl of cereal. Underneath the title of the wine on the bottle's label is "The sediment has been retrieved from a nut bag".

Cab'n Crunch's slogan is: "Bust a nut? No, I trust a nut. Bag, that is."
Episode 35 - World of Warcraft: The Shattering: Prelude to Cataclysm

**World of Warcraft: The Shattering: Prelude to Cataclysm** is the 35th episode in the series and the first episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

THE BOOK BUDS ARE BACK! The club travels to Orgrimmar, aka New Orc City for some POLITICAL INTRIGUE! Caldwell introduces another exciting edition of Caldwell's Word Corner, Emily gets really into britches, and Murph struggles to say the phrase "Horde waters" with his Jersey accent.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* (Corner) Emily's Main Qualm

* (Vernacular) Done your bones

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spreaker
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
Bellaraphos

**Bellaraphos** (\*471 v.L. in Simea, †312 v.L. in Skea) war ein Kreaturenjäger und Held vieler poleanischer Legenden. Er ist vor allem dadurch bekannt als einer der wenigen Menschen außerhalb der normadischen Stämme einen Pegasus gezähmt zu haben.

## **Trivia**

* Sehr stark an der griechischen Sagenfigur Bellerophon angelehnt.
Episode 17 - Sonic Adventure Gamebook: Metal City Mayhem (Part III)

**Sonic Adventure Gamebook: Metal City Mayhem (Part III)** is the 17th episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The club finishes their Metal City adventure in spectacular fashion. Everything turns out great and Sonic ends up totally fine!!!

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
Emily Bucks

Emily Bucks are a form of currency that is nearly worthless due to mass inflation and being extremely volatile. Emily bucks can be used to purchase dark nuts, light nuts, deku nuts and are often counted in base-2. At the current time, it costs E$80,000 for a high-five from Emily Axford and E$100,000 to receive a dark nut (whatever that means). Although being nearly worthless at the current time, market analysers believe emily bucks could see a recovery in the near future and are investing large amounts in hopes to make a profit.

Emily bucks were first mentioned in Episode 22 - Legend of Zelda Adventure Book: The Shadow Prince where the gang managed to collect 79,818 Emily Bucks for their successes.
Dunston Checks In To Hell

Dunston Checks In To Hell (AKA Dunston Checked In) is a horror movie centred around Dunston (a monkey's) journey through hell and a gang of monkeys want for revenge. The movie follows Dunston's journey to hell, along which he finds three undead monkeys who died as a result of being overworked (16 hour days) during the filming of "Dunston Checks In", a movie about a Dunston's adventures in a hotel. The blame is put on the producer for the deaths, as he worked them too hard in preparation for Lucifer coming to visit the hotel. Eventually, Dunston and the others manage to take revenge on the producer, savagely ripping him limb from limb. The other monkeys free to die, Dunston the Orangutan travels through hell, eventually bringing down the throne of hell and ascending to heaven. The writers of the film claim the plot is an adaptation of the new testament.
Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic is a respectively buff hedgehog and righteous dude. Sonic is part of a group of freedom fighters on Mobius, who's members include Sonic's good pal Miles (Tails) Prower, who Sonic puts up with even if he has a weird thing for feet. When not saving the world, Sonic likes to make jewelry and travel, something which is supported by his Instagram fame.

This beautiful buff hog was ruthlessly murdered by Brian Murphy, and subsequently replaced with a lesser copy.

Sonic is depicted by George Clooney/Zac Efron in the upcoming movie Fortress.

## Trivia

* Sonic has been the star of 8 episodes of 8BBC (as of 05/01/18) making him the character with the most appearances.
The Mourning Woods

Emily's team in the Monster Madness Tournament.

They are also known as:

* Defenders of the Forest
* Forest Winaker
* The Green Deck
* They Are Definitely, In Fact, Giants
* The Monster Marsh

## Members

Captain: Emily, a woman wearing only vines and twigs who is ostensibly the daughter of a forest nymph and a lumberjack

1. Snake the Giant Wolf Spider
2. Sssspider the Giant Poisonous Snake
3. Needle Blight
4. Borf the Giant Badger
5. Peder the Giant Centipede
6. Coke the Sprite
7. Legolas the Drow
8. Rob the Zombie
New Orc City

> *"Hey, I'm Orc-ing here!!" - A common phrase spoken by citizens of New Orc*
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New Orc City is the most populous city of New Orc (commonly referred to as New Orc State) and of the United States of Azeroth. A common misconception is that New Orc is the capital of New Orc State, when in fact the state's capital is Thrallbany, located in up-state New Orc.
Episode 31 - The Lore of Mortal Kombat (with Susanna Wolff)

**The Lore of Mortal Kombat (with Susanna Wolff)** is the 31st episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

With Emily out of town, Susanna Wolff joins the show for a little WIKI-WANDERIN'. The club explores the story of Mortal Kombat, including the DC crossover and the short-lived cartoon series.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner
* Susanna Wolff

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spreaker
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
Episode 44 - Minecraft: The Island: A Novel

**Minecraft: The Island: A Novel** is the 44th episode in the series and the tenth episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

The club faces its greatest challenge yet: a book that is so true to Minecraft that it has almost no plot. Can the club mine goofs from that which has no goofs? Did we already lose you with that terrible pun?

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* (Vernacular) Chuffed
* (Vernacular) "Yank yer wigglers"
* Caldwell Axford

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread
Episode 3 - World of Warcraft: Arthas: Rise of the Lich King (Part II)

**World of Warcraft: Arthas: Rise of the Lich King (Part II)** is the 3rd episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The club finishes the epic tale of Prince Arthas and his big dumb blue sword. Do peaceful times await the people of Lordaeron? ...No. No, they don't.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* The Narutos - Spider race who aid the humans in the war
* Frostmourne - Sword which, to the wielder, feels refreshing as "blue gatorade straight to the dick." Ronald Reagan was the last possessor of Froustmourne before passing it to all the other republicans.
* /r/bluesword - Subreddit for people who have realized that the lich king is the way to go and the light is completely cuckholding us.
* Trump's Dwarven Aide - Dwarf who follows Donald Trump around and reminds him of the dangers of Froustmourne by yelling "Don't touch the sword, lad!"
* Ending - Arthas turns to his Dad and says "It truly was a World of Warcraft," and they laugh and become friends again.
* The Nerd Test - Murph actually started the 8 Bit Book Club podcast as a long con to prove that Caldwell is a NERD!

## Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
Gooby

> *"Goo, goo, goo! Merry Goomas!"* - Gooby
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Gooby is a fictional alien voiced by Jackie Gleason and the star of the Christmas-themed family film, "Milk and Gookies". Milk and Gookies premise is while Gooby was crashing to earth in his UFO, he knocked Santa out the sky and put him out of commission for Christmas. This meant Gooby had to take the role of Santa for Christmas eve as he could get around quickly and the materials he needed to fly his ship could be found on the way (milk, cookies and young dads). With the help of a young dad played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and his family they help Gooby get home and discover the true meaning of Christmas.

Gooby is known in the film for being very sticky and for leaking goo everywhere he goes, making for some comical scenes where children sit in his sticky lap and are handed gooey presents. Children also come down on Christmas morning to find goo all over where the milk and cookies were, the plate having being eaten by Gooby and the milk and cookies shoved up Gooby's ass while he says "Don't mind if I GOO!". Gooby's relationship with Arnold Schwarzenegger's character is the most comedic of the film, Arnold's character constantly worrying and telling Gooby to stop making a mess even though his children love it. The comedic peak and largely quoted line "WHO SAID YOU COULD EAT MY GOOKIES?!" come from a scene where the dad comes downstairs to find all his beloved homemade cookies had been stolen. The dad then goes searching, catching Gooby half-way through shoving the cookies up his ass. After the dad says the line, Gooby moves over to him and puts his hand though the dads chest saying "I require your blood.".
Dixie the Pixie

Dixie was a Pixie and a member of the Bad News Bugbears who fought in the Monster Madness Tournament. Not much is known about Dixie. Dixie died fighting Borf the Giant Badger round 2 of the tournament, but left Borf with some emotional trauma.

## The Monster Madness Tournament

### **Round 1**

In the first round, Dixie fights Coke the Sprite. Coke struts out and puts on a show, basically stripping. The fight begins, Dixie casts detect thoughts on Coke and finds out she's planning on going invisible, that she's scared of water, that she's been in one relationship and has commitment issues, and that her weakness is being outperformed. On Coke's turn she pulls out her short bow, shoots and misses. On the second round of combat Dixie grabs the mic and talks down on Coke Sprite and says she'll win and drops the mic. Coke does a downward dog position, talks into the mic and tries to get the crowd on her side to no avail as everyone's upset at Ruth Chris the Riding Horse's death. Dixie polymorphs into Ruth Chris and the crowd goes wild. At this point, Coke is so sad that no one's paying attention to her, she turns her own short bow on herself. Before she fires, the polymorphed riding horse goes up and nussels Coke while the crowd boos from every direction. Coke then goes invisible. Dixie as a horse bucks and kicks in a circle, eventually hitting Coke on the ground as it's found out that she had killed herself already with her short bow.

### **Round 2**

In the second round, Dixie fought Borf the Giant Badger. Before the fight starts, Dixie throws some of her pixie dust into the crowd that makes them all horned up. Borf also throws clumps of his hair into the crowd which make people barf and some other people just straight up leave. In the fight, Dixie made Borf believe that he was trapped in an old folks' home where he is being beaten by the workers and none of his kids are calling. Dixie showed mercy and decided to put Borf to sleep, dispelling the illusion in the process. This confused Borf as he now misses the feeling of loving something as before he didn't love anything. Borf, now free from the spells bites Dixie and swallows her whole. Dixie's pixie dust then starts making everyone in the audience had a bad trip and foam at the mouth for about thirty minutes. Borf then weeps for the loss of his imaginary children.
Derek White

> *"Glory Glory Blood and Honor! The White Man Marches On!"*
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Derek White is a member of the Ku Klux Klan and known White Supremacist.

## Biography

Derek White is an original Inb4WWF character that debuted during Inb4WWF's early years.

He is a White Supremacist that displays burning crosses and swastikas on his wrestling gear, despite this, he did fight Adolf Hitler in a steel cage match.
Susanna Wolff

Susanna Wolff (right) pictured with horny Caldwell Tanner, who is a hedgehog, because he has horns.

### Children

Tucker Tanner, 7 unamed children(most likely)

Sus is a jock and a cool who owns (and simultaneously wears) 9 leather jackets. She took pity on nerdy and bookish Caldwell and vowed to help him be cool. It didn't work but they fell in love and I guess that's cool too.
Caldwell Prower

*"Sonic, run on my head! Run near my nose!"*

**Caldwell Prower** is Caldwell's Sonic The Hedgehog original character. Caldwell Prower is Tails' cooler older brother who's very similar to Tails, aside from the fact he's always horny and has a foot fetish. Caldwell runs a laundromat and claims he's not stealing the critters' socks.

## Memorable Quotes:

* "Sonic, it's your little buddy Caldwell! Let me put my fingers between your toes!"
* "Wow, those socks look like they're in pretty rough shape!"
Episode 29 - D&D MONSTER MADNESS (FINALS)

**D&D MONSTER MADNESS (FINALS)** is the 29th episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The ultimate battle organised by Lord Beran Murphial comes to a close, continuing on to the semi-finals, pitting the 8 victorious scrub monsters from the first bracket to duke it out for the ultimate victory.

Due to Emily winning most match ups in the first round, Murph takes control of some of Emily's monsters so that they can fight each other, in turn, Caldwell takes control of the lord's shit son.

More info on the tournament can be found at The Monster Madness Tournament.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* The Monster Madness Tournament
* Lord Beran Murphial
* Lord Beran Murphial's Shit Son
* Spider, the Giant Snake
* John Elway, the Flying Sword
* Borf, the Giant Badger
* Dixie, the Pixie
* Peder, the Giant Centipede
* Legolas, the Drow
* Snake, the Giant Wolf Spider
* Rob, the Zombie
* Giant John Elway (The Primary Elway)

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notable Goofs

* *It is revealed Rob the Zombie's full name is Robert Zamboni*
Home test paeg

"Hail, Wanderer!I hope your journey was not too unpleasant. Welcome to The Library. I am Jae, librarian and humble servant of the Lore Lords. It is my duty here, as well as many others, to document and record all wisdom that our Lords impart.Please, stay a while, peruse our shelves, maybe add something yourself! But beware Wanderer, dark things lurk in these aisles so be sure to keep your charms close. Good luck traveller, and may the Baba Yaga not take you this night."- Jaelon "Jaybo" Mistriven, The Twice Blessed

Welcome to a piece of the internet dedicated to archiving and detailing the wondrous auditory exploits of one Brian Murphy, Emily Axford, and Caldwell Tanner. In these dusty internet tomes, you will find all you need to seek out your favourite episodes and get all the information on now-canonized ridiculous original characters. If you'd like to learn more about the show, click here. If you'd like to contribute some new items to our shelves as well, scroll down to the Contribute section or just get editing!

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Episode 37 - World of Warcraft: The Shattering: The Prelude to Cataclysm (Part 3)

**World of Warcraft: The Shattering: The Prelude to Cataclysm (Part 3)** is the 37th episode in the series and the third episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

The club finishes a big boy book about Warcraft! Emily continues her war against brownies and picks a fight with Charlie Brown.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* New Orc City
* (Corner) The Bard Yard
* (Vernacular) Mudding
* (Vernacular) Dadow
* Cab'n Crunch

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spreaker
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread
Morton the Moth

Morton was a distracting lil moth who was flying around in the podcast room during the recording of Episode 26 - Kingdom Hearts: The Novel (Part 2). After Murph said how he wanted to kill it, Caldwell pointed out that he was trying to keep the gang on-topic and is now the mascot of the podcast. Morton disappeared on the same day as the recording, the gang theorising that he flew into a wall to kill himself as he believed there was no hope trying to contain the podcast.

Morton is remembered as the mascot of the 8-Bit Book Club and remembered for his friendly nature, resilience, and how he took pride in his work.

An animated graphic of Morton can still be found flying around on the original subreddit banner.
Jon Jafari

> *"Ech!" - Jon Jafari*
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**Jon Jafari** aka Jontron, is a popular *YouTube* personality that reviews classic video games.

As of EDIT 2017, Jon has been fired from Inb4WWF after losing a career threatening match to Derek White.

## Biography

Jafari was born and raised in Rancho Palos Verdes, California. He is of Hungarian-Croatian and Iranian descent. He attended Palos Verdes Peninsula High School from 2004 to 2008, where he participated in musical theatre. While attending high school, Jafari met future collaborator Jirard Khalil, actor Michael Barryte, and future *Game Grumps* editor Barry Kramer.

## Fighting Style

Jontron utilizes the fighting style of a brawler, and frequently uses body-slams to damage his opponents.
Episode 10 - Super Mario Adventure Book: Leaping Lizards

**Super Mario Adventure Book: Leaping Lizards** is the 10th episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The club plays through a Nintendo Adventure Book from 1991 starring Luigi. Can Murph, Emily, and Caldwell solve simple puzzles and save the Mushroom King from the Koopa Kids? My money is on "No."

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
Episode 38 - Silent Hill: The Movie

**Silent Hill: The Movie** is the 38th episode in the series and the fourth episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

The club watches a spooky video game movie because it's almost HALLOWEEN... and they don't want to read a book.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* Murph and Emily's 12 (more) Children
* Abstract Daddy
* Pyramid Head
* Dunston Checks In To Hell

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spreaker
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread
Abstract Daddy

> *"Abstract Daddy, the only mattress company that will deliver to you a mattress with people fucking already on it." - Official Slogan*
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Abstract Daddy Ltd. is an e-commerce mattress company who specialise in luxury home delivered mattresses which come with two people having sex on them.

Abstract Daddys (also the name of the mattresses) upon purchase are delivered to the buyers house in a small box. When the box is opened the mattress that was inside unfolds to reveal two polygonal nightmare demons with no eyes and no mouths just going to town on each other on top of your fresh new mattress. The demons reportedly smell bad and product reviews have mentioned that if you sleep in the bed it's likely you become a pyramid head and/or be transported to Silent Hill.

Abstract Daddy sponsored episode 38 of 8-Bit Book Club, offering a discount with their promotional code: "8 bit".
Emily's Dental Work

Emily gets a lot of dental work done. Emily shares the same dentist as Brian. Their dentist takes great pride in his work.

## Mentions

1. Episode 17 - Sonic Adventure Gamebook: Metal City Mayhem (Part III) (2:14) Emily goes to the dentist for the first time in 10 years and has a near root canal. She estimates she swallowed about a whole tooth's worth of tooth dust.
2. Episode 19 - Myst: The Book of Atrus (Part 2) (1:08) Emily got more funk teeth fixed and chewed off large part of her inner cheek accidentally as it was numbed by Novocain.
3. Episode 22 - Legend of Zelda Adventure Book: The Shadow Prince (5:26) Emily mentions that the rest of her mouth is getting worked on tomorrow
4. Episode 27 - Digimon Manga (18:54) Emily says her teeth are still hurting and she's probably going to need a root canal. It's also mentioned that her dental work is costing Murph and Emily thousands.
Cum Button

The Cum Button is a button that makes the person pushing it orgasm immediately. The cum button can be found in the Hot Tub Island Age, accessible through it's accompanying tome. The Cum Button is also available in a shack on Planet Cum Button, however, the button there just rouses a hobo to give you a handjob.
Episode 42 - Super Mario Adventure Book: Doors to Doom (Part 2)

**Super Mario Adventure Book: Doors to Doom (Part 2)** is the 42nd episode in the series and the eighth episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

By the Light of Bahamut, the Mario Brothers are revived and continue their losing run of Doors to Doom. The Kong Family makes several appearances, including a rampaging Donkey Kong Jr., and Libertarian Funky Kong.

The gang died about 3/4 times this episode.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* (Corner) Getting Quippy With Qaldwell
* Uncle Harry
* Aunt Maria
* Arnold
* Libertarian Funky Kong
* (Quote) Caldwell Tanner
* Emily's Boob Mentions
* Page 69

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spreaker
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* The first 8BBC episode to contain standing and planking.
* The first 8BBC episode to include punishments for losing
Episode 56 - Donkey Kong Country TV Series: Klump's Lumps & Cranky's Tickle Tonic

Not the actual VHS cover, unfortunately.

**Donkey Kong Country TV Series: Klump's Lumps & Cranky's Tickle Tonic** is the 56th episode in the series and the twenty third episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

The club watches the greatest/most-terrible animated show of all time and joins Donkey Kong for two adventures on Kongo Bongo Island! Buckle up for 'zard hijinks, rockin' jungle beats, and perfect Kong asses.

## Cast

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread
Needle Blight

A "pile of leaves" who fought on The Mourning Woods in the Monster Madness Tournament. Died in the first round fighting John Elway.

## The Monster Madness Tournament

In the first round Needle Blight fights John Elway the Flying Sword. In the first round of the fight, Needle Blight shoots needles at John but he just spins and bats them away. John Elway comes back with a deadly slash which leaves Needle Blight close to death. After this hit, John Elway goes around the crowd and "hi-fives" everyone which just ends up stabbing them. In round 2 of the fight, Needle Blight fires some more needles that hit and grub up John Elway with sap. John comes back and finishes the job by chopping Needle Blight into pieces. Some of the crowd goes wild, others aren't sure what they just watched.
Ruth Chris the Riding Horse

Ruth Chris was a riding horse who competed in the Monster Madness scrub tournament on The Bad News Bugbears team. He was a two-colour horse of cherry brown and creamy white and had a long mane. Ruth Chris never found a rider but wanted to one day. Ruth was killed by a bite Borf the Giant Badger and was horrifically mauled after death.

Ruth Chris was the product of countless optimal breeding over countless generations. The breeding used a method where the semen of multiple studs was collected and mixed together to give to a "vessel" to produce the perfect horse specimen. He was named Ruth Chris because he's a beefy boy. Ruth was known to visit sick children in the hospital.

## The Monster Madness Tournament

### **Round 1**

In round 1, Ruth Chris fought Borf the Giant Badger. The fight started with a brutal bite from Borf who then peeled back his paw to slash Ruth Chris with his bloody brown rotting claws, leaving him greatly wounded. A child called out to Ruth Chris saying "You can do it Ruth!" which inspired Ruth to get up on his hind legs, put one hoof across Borf's face, and neigh "you can't see me". A moment later, Borf voided his bowels without even realising. After, Ruth reared up and hoofed Borf in the face rather successfully, knocking out some rotten teeth with the kick. In round 2 of the fight, Borf peeled back his upper lip to reveal his loose rotten teeth and savagely bit Ruth, killing him. Borf swung Ruth's body around and attempted to literally beat a dead horse with his claws, though he swung so wildly that his claws couldn't reach. Due to all the movement, Ruth's throat was ripped out (an action which causes Borf to loose some teeth and swallow a lot of blood) and the audience was horrified.
Wendy O. Koopa

As depicted in Super Mario Bros. 3

Wendy O. Koopa is a Koopaling from the Super Mario Bros. lore and was once considered the daughter of Bowser and the sister of Roy Koopa. Wendy is well known on the show for her beautiful size 12 feet and relaxing magma-poolside in her two-piece bikini.

She will throw a ring at you, killing you instantly even if you solved the puzzle correctly because God isn't real.
8-Bit Book Club

> *"They made a book about a video game, and we made a podcast about that book." - The 8-Bit Book Club Theme.*
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8 Bit book Club is a podcast where 3 brave heroes read books based on video games (they also do other things).

## Episode Types

The show contains several formats which are swapped around to keep things interesting. Also so the hosts don't have to read a whole book every week.

### Book Club

Your standard 8-Bit Book Club episode. The gang read a book (or part of one) off the air and meet up to to talk about it. Older episodes followed the format of: Murph reads a recap of the story he wrote ahead of time, then the gang talk about parts they found noteworthy and what their opinions are, then maybe ending with an A to J Ranking. This format was modified slightly so that the recap is read in "chunks" with time to comment after each chunk. The change was made to avoid Emily and Caldwell's frequent interruptions that would create huge tangents and cause Murph to lose his place.

### Adventure Book

A common non-book episode type. The gang play through an adventure book based on a video game franchise and try to win, no matter how many tries it takes. Reading duties are usually changed throughout the reading but it is most often Murph. Emily takes the mantle of "Puzzle Master" (though many puzzles have been failed) and score keeper, and Caldwell keeps check of the inventory (though most of the time he's helping Emily). When the gang read adventure books, they like to keep it interesting by rolling dice to do certain actions not in the book (like having sex with characters) and going off-script while reading to try and fool the others.

## Origin Story

8 bit book club was originally started by Murph as an elaborate joke to make fun of Caldwell for being a nerd (as revealed at the end of Episode 3). They continued to release episodes afterwards however as they realised the mantle of lore lord could not be abandoned so easily.
Tucker Murphy-Axford

> *"Emily and I uuh, have a fourteen year old boy" - Brian Murphy*
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Tucker Murphy-Axford is the son of show hosts Brian Murphy and Emily Axford. Tucker was born while Murph and Emily were only 16, resulting in the parents having to work extra hard to support their child, especially since Tucker picked up hockey (the most expensive sport).

His existence was revealed mid-show on Episode 21 - The Angry Birds Movie: The Junior Novel (21/2/2017), when it was also learned he was too busy getting ready for college to appear on the podcast. Emily mentioned starting a Patreon page for Tucker's college fees, though it hasn't been brought up since.
Episode 32 - Super Mario Adventure Book: Koopa Capers

**Super Mario Adventure Book: Koopa Capers** is the 32nd episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

After Wendy O. Koopa goes missing, King Koopa buries his turtle pride and asks Luigi to find her. Can everybody's second favorite plumber save the day? THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL 8 BIT BOOK CLUB OF ALL TIME.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* Magmagate
* Wendy O. Koopa
* (Vernacular) Plumber's Helper

(From the reddit thread, so much good stuff. Someone make these!)

* Whack Meldon - Kooky new 8 Bit Book Club character whose genitals smell like mouldy tennis balls
* Spouts and Boners - The still-in-progress 50,000 word  Final Fantasy playthrough masterpiece Caldwell Tanner is currently writing for the New Yorker
* Mario and Luigi's sleeping arrangements - According to official lore, Mario and Luigi sleep together in the same bed, and fall asleep at night holding hands.
* Caldwell the Philosopher - A poetic philosopher/whale wearing a hat, described as 'Camus meets Shamu.' Known for the insightful quotes "Maybe life isn't so red or green; maybe it's just brown." and "There are infinity possibilities but only one past."

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spreaker
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
Dark Murph

Fanart drawn by AeriDorno on the subreddit!

Dark Murph is the Chaotic Good form of host Brian Murphy, a Lawful Good paladin. Dark Murph was formed from Murph's outrage at the events that transpired in the Magmagate scandal. Dark Murph is known for his nihilistic views and is commonly found wearing a hood and fingerless gloves.
Episode 14 - Mortal Kombat Slash Fiction

**Mortal Kombat Slash Fiction** is the 14th episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The club reads about a forbidden romance between Sub-Zero and Scorpion, then (ruthlessly) bullies Murph about his Animorphs fan fiction. Featuring an original Sub-Zero song by Emily!

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Link

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
Episode 36 - World of Warcraft: The Shattering: The Prelude to Cataclysm (Part 2)

**World of Warcraft: The Shattering: The Prelude to Cataclysm (Part 2)** is the 36th episode in the series and the second episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

The club returns to Azeroth, but gets side-tracked immediately when Emily goes on a long rant about how she's never seen someone eat a brownie (??????). Caldwell ponders which energy drink best encapsulates the essence of Garrush Hellscream and Murph introduces "Murph's Gurph's," a new segment to redact his goofs.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* (Vernacular) "Seeing how the brownie's made"
* (Vernacular) The B-Word
* (Vernacular) VID
* Bad Dad, Great Uncle leather jacket
* (Corner) Murph's Gurphs

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spreaker
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* The 64th episode of What Should We Draw (another podcast hosted by Caldwell) was recorded right after this episode.
The Bad News Bugbears

Caldwell's scrub monster team in the D&D Monster Madness tournament. The team was originally known as the Die Sweeties, until "Bad New Bugbears" was mentioned. It is important to note however that there are no bugbears in the team. At the present day, all team members are dead except for John Elway (who's now a football) and Caldwell.

## Members

Captain: Caldwell, a tanner wearing only belts. Commonly known as "The Belt Master".

1. Horse the Bullywug
2. John Elway the Flying Sword
3. George Bush the Goblin
4. Dixie the Pixie
5. Jack Skeleton the Skeleton
6. Matt Muncher the Trogdolyte
7. Arthur "The Winged Creature" Treacher the Winged Kobold
8. Ruth Chris the Riding Horse
Episode 11 - Super Mario Adventure Book: Leaping Lizards (Part 2)

**Super Mario Adventure Book: Leaping Lizards (Part 2)** is the 11th episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

After he's crushed by a giant rabbit foot, the club revives Luigi and attempts to save the Mushroom Kingdom from the Koopa Kids once more. This episode the gang (mostly Emily) gets incredibly frustrated at the book and wish for nothing else but for Luigi to die and for it to end.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* caldwell has 7 children, who he attempts to bring a mushroom pizza to them, but he feels bad for Luigi, giving it to him instead, though he may be fired by Emily.
8 Bit Book Club Wiki

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Episode 57 - Mega Man 2: The Novel

**Mega Man 2: The Novel** is the 57th episode in the series and the twenty fourth episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

The club does a live reading of Mega Man 2 from the Worlds of Power video game novel series and continues their tradition of changing character names until the story is completely unrecognizable. Can Mega Man (aka Jerry, aka Samantha, aka Kelly Kapooooooooooowwwwski) save the day?

## Cast

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread
Page 69

While playing adventure books, the gang scream and occasionally orgasm (or darknut) when they are told to turn to page 69.

## Occurrences

1. Episode 10 - Super Mario Adventure Book: Leaping Lizards (26:22)
2. Episode 16 - Sonic Adventure Gamebook: Metal City Mayhem (Part II) (Mini) (2:03:17)
3. Episode 22 - Legend of Zelda Adventure Book: The Shadow Prince (1:21:06)
4. ^ Again at 1:22:23
5. ^ Again at 1:49:30
6. Episode 24 - Sonic the Hedgehog and the Way Too Serious History of Mobius (18:40)
7. Episode 42 - Super Mario Adventure Book: Doors to Doom (Part 2) (Page 68 [Murph did the yell so I'm counting it]) (54:34)
8. Episode 43 - Super Mario Adventure Book: Doors to Doom (Part 3) (1:05:58)
9. Episode 48 - Sonic Adventure Gamebook: Zone Rangers (Part 2) (59:30)
Maple Nut Giraffe

**Maple Nut Giraffe** is a Common season 1 Scoop.

## Appearance

A pale cream-colored giraffe with brown speckles to match it's paws and feet. It has a cream mouth and a pair of horns surrounding its pale brown tuft of hair. It's inner-ear is pink. It has feminine brown eyes.

## Personality

*This cuddly scoop of joy would rather enjoy a creamy crunchy delight of over boring green leaves!*
Moon Caldwell

Moon Caldwell is the final form of Caldwell Tanner which shows itself after the health bar of "Lore Lord: Caldwell" has been reduced to 0 twice. Moon Caldwell appears as a giant grey moon with the face of Caldwell surrounded by craters, spikes and 400 eyes. The moon form also includes two angel wings which protrude from behind it and two moon rock arms. Moon Caldwell is capable of producing a telescopic cannon from it's mouth to unleash it's signature attack "Mouth Cannon", an infamous attack known for it's ability to deal 3000 damage to all of your party members, often killing them all instantly.
Episode 8 - Diablo III: The Order

**Diablo III: The Order** is the 8th episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The club follows the adventures of Deckard Cain as he reads books, talks about books, and looks for books! He also runs into a demon here and there*.*

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* Deckard Cain
* Caldiem

## Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
Episode 2 - World of Warcraft: Arthas: Rise of the Lich King (Part I)

**World of Warcraft: Arthas: Rise of the Lich King (Part I)** is the second episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The club visits the world of Azeroth and attempts to recount its very rich, very confusing, history. Caldwell ponders being peer pressured into slaughtering a village, Murph gets pissed that the others won't pronounce "Jaina" correctly, and Emily gets really into cloaks.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Caldwell Tanner
* Emily Axford

## Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
Episode 51 - Distant Worlds (The Music of Final Fantasy)

**Distant Worlds (The Music of Final Fantasy)** is the 51st episode in the series and the seventeenth episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

The club attends a Final Fantasy concert and tears are shed. Caldwell attempts to rank the Final Fantasies by horniness, Emily does a stunning rendition of the 16-bit FF6 opera theme, and Murph talks about SlimJims and energy drinks.

## Cast

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* The first episode to be based around music rather than a book or visual medium
Episode 52 - Gex: The Novel

**Gex: The Novel** is the 52nd episode in the series and the eighteenth episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

The club does a live reading of Gex and basks in his 90s radness (REMEMBER PLAYSTATION!?). Move over Sonic, there's a new sassy critter in town!

## Cast

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread
Episode 39 - Sonic the Hedgehog: Fortress of Fear

**Sonic the Hedgehog: Fortress of Fear** is the 39th episode in the series and the fifth episode of the second season.

## Plot synopsis

The club does a live reading of a Sonic children's book. Caldwell introduces original character "Caldwell Prower" and Emily questions Murph's love of critters.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Lore

* (Vernacular) "Juice in a major way"
* (Vernacular) "Juice and jam time"
* (Vernacular) Juicing/Jamming
* (Corner) Qaldwell's Quandry Qorner
* (Corner) Caldwell's Correction Corrale
* Caldwell Prower

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spreaker
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread
Episode 59 - Sonic Adventure Gamebook: Metal City Mayhem (Part IV)

**Sonic Adventure Gamebook: Metal City Mayhem (Part IV)** is the 59th episode in the series and the final episode of the second season. The gang takes on an adventure book they started in episode 5 which they had not managed to defeat twice before.

The episode marks the beginning of a indefinite hiatus for the 8BBC, as the Lore Lords decide to focus their efforts on a D&D Play podcast titled: "Not Another D&D Podcast" featuring ex-College Humor actor and HeadGum co-founder Jake Hurwitz. The gang have said they may do the occasional episode in the future (perhaps for holidays), and have in fact said that if Not Another D&D Podcast reaches 5000 reviews on iTunes, they will make a Donkey Kong Country-themed D&D one-shot which may be posted as an 8BBC episode.

## Plot synopsis

The club takes one last crack at Metal City Mayhem before their hiatus in this uncut finale! Previous play-throughs have resulted in Sonic's death by poisonous gas and death by existential crisis. Can the Lore Lords finally harpoon their white whale?

## Cast

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## External Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread
Episode 7 - Infinity Blade: Awakening

**Infinity Blade: Awakening** is the 7th episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

The club reads a book about an iPhone game they've never played and discusses cool rings, evil swords, and the band Korn for some reason.

## Appearances

* Brian Murphy
* Emily Axford
* Caldwell Tanner

## Links

* Headgum
* Spotify
* Reddit Thread

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*