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Glenn's Top 5 worst movies

**Glenn's Top 5 worst movies** is a video posted on Dyercentral in 2013. It chronicles what Glenn Dyer felt at the time to be his top five least favorite movies. It is coupled with Glenn's Top 5 favorite movies.

## Rankings

1. Beneath the Mississippi
2. The Goonies
3. Scary Movie 5
4. Supersize Me
5. American Graffiti

## Trivia

* This video and its companion were made in lieu of a Dyer-Situation episode due to Glenn being unable to see any new movies at that time.
G5366s2c88

**G5366s2c88** is a YouTube channel that was owned and operated by Scott Tweed and Glenn Dyer.

## History

The channel was mostly a host for crude videos made by Scott and Glenn for their own amusement. In late 2010, Glenn became tired of sharing the channel and wanted to make one of his own that would host videos of higher quality. This need is what eventually became Dyercentral.
Dragon Ball Lookback

> *"So, without further ado, here is the one, the only, Dragon Ball"* - Chadwick Jones
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The **Dragon Ball Lookback** is a subseries that constitutes the latter half of Chadwick Jones Presents Season 2. It broke away from the traditional review style that the show was known for and instead became an overview for the entire Dragon Ball franchise. Along with that, it also introduced a new villain, Chadwick Jones' brother Marvin Jones.

## Structure

The Lookback has a very different structure from a typical Chadwick Jones Presents episode. Instead of each episode being a review of a singular product using jokes and comedy to heighten a point, the lookback is more a summarization of a select group of episodes with bits of comedy strewn in to keep one's attention. Unlike a review, it lacks any kind of analytical portion. In fact, in Episode 1 the end credits say that the review score during the lookback was to remain a 9/10 "until further notice", showing that the point of the miniseries isn't really to scrutinise and rate, but to experience and learn.

There are several running gags throughout the miniseries, including a montage parody that gets shorter and stranger with each incarnation, an avoidance to saying the name of Staff Officer Black, and a dark subplot of the narrator becoming an alcoholic and killing himself with two other people.

The Lookback contains story elements at the end like normal episodes, this time showing a branch of the Panther corporation for the first time, this part of it led by Marvin Jones, who is the brother of Chadwick Jones. The ending of each episode showed him closer and closer to arriving at the PRU New Zealand base, heightening the tension until the final conflict in Episode 8 and eventually the Season 2 Finale.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* Don Maccaroni
* Marvin Jones

### Supporting Characters

* Coatmon
* Brain Surgeon
* The Meddler
* Dyer
* Jolene's Husband
* Jolene
* Snobbish Viewer
* Inception Brother
* Hengry Hippiee
* Control Room Technicians
* Red Ribbon Army Financial Department
* Barney the Dinosaur
* Filler Dancers
* Insubordinate Soldier
* Bridge Soldier
* Old-Man Dyer
* Annoying Twat
* PRU New Zealand Soldier
* Meridale
* Jeff Smithy-Smith
* Lana
* Guardian of the Internet #1
* Guardian of the Internet #2
* Guardian of the Internet #3
* Flagship Soldiers
* Soldiers Eating Ice Cream
* Ice Cream Store Owner
* Mist C. Laneous (Archive Footage)
* Jon Gibbord
* PRU New Zealand Doctor
* Ghost Alex
* New Zealand Police
* Marvin's Assistant
* Toei Numbskull #1
* Toei Numbskull #2
* Funimation Executive
* Funimation Assistant
* Moses
* New Zealand Citizens
* Sargent Bixby
* PRU New Zealand Soldiers
* The Meddler's Crew
* "Remastered" Chadwick Jones

## Trivia

* The combined length of the Dragon Ball Lookback is almost twice as long as the rest of Season 2 clocking in at 8:02:08 vs 4:06:42. It's also almost five times as long as Season 1 which only clocks in at 1:39:35, making it just barely longer then Episode 6.
Chadwick Jones Presents: Season 2 Intro

> *"...Let's get Mr. Jones back to Don Maccaroni. I'm sure they have much to discuss"* - PRU New Zealand Collection Agent
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**Chadwick Jones Presents: Season 2 Intro** is the ninth episode of Chadwick Jones Presents and the first episode of Season 2.

## Summary

The episode begins with the Brain Surgeon landing the TMTTTTADISANTAS. Afterwards a couple of Sock Puppets discover Chadwick Jones, Coatmon, Old-Man Dyer, Hengry Hippiee, and Dyer in a field and phone the authorities. Later, some Sock Puppets in black suits and sunglasses show up and transfer the group to their headquarters, where Chadwick and Coatmon are tied to a chair and forced into the audience of Don Maccaroni. Don tells him that he understands he likes movies and his organisation wants him to review some for them.

Surprisingly, Chadwick immediately rejects this proposal and breaks his bonds with ease. He storms outside despite Don's protests and is shocked by his surroundings. The land is crowded with sheep, hipsters, very limited television, and late premiering movies. When he turns back to question his surroundings he is shot point blank in the forehead by Don Maccaroni.

To confuse matters once again, Chadwick did not die from that encounter, and is instead chained and padlocked back into his chair without a scratch on him. When he once again regains consciousness, he postulates that he was hit with a tranquilizer, to which Don shoots him several times in a row to prove this is not the case, the real reason being that Chadwick's skin is able to absorb the blow. Now that he is well and truly captive, Don decides to share some information with him. They place they ended up landing in is New Zealand, an island nation populated entirely by sock puppets. Up until now Chadwick had actually been located in a high security compound and not permitted to leave, a fact that Chadwick had accepted because the rent was free. Now that he is here, he will now be once again be forced to watch bad movies, only this time at the whim of Don and his organisation.

## Major Events

* Chadwick Jones and company arrive in New Zealand
* Chadwick Jones is captured by the PRU and introduced to Don Maccaroni
* Don Maccaroni initiates his plan to transform Chadwick Jones

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* Don Maccaroni

### Supporting Characters

* Brain Surgeon
* Coatmon
* Old-Man Dyer
* Hengry Hippiee
* Dyer
* PRU New Zealand Collection Agents
* New Zealand Citizens
* The Meddler (Flashback only)

## Trivia

* This is the first Chadwick Jones Presents episode that does not feature a review
* This is the last time "Yor's World" was the theme song of the show.
Extreme Snowball Fighting

> *"With this, I christen thee the impenetrable Kawecki fortress!" - Kawecki, shortly before being felled by a single snowball.*
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**Extreme Snowball Fighting** is the second episode of The Extreme Series.

## Summary

Dyer and Kawecki meet again by chance, prompting Dyer to attack with his sword. However, his sword is still broken, so it snaps on impact, leaving Kawecki unharmed. The two decide to fight anyway, once again on the most holy battleground. Since they did chess last time, they travel up to a snow covered landscape and decide to have an extreme snowball fight. After many shenanigans involving icicles and forts, Kawecki begins his finishing move. During Kawecki's long setup, Dyer decides to head inside the nearby cabin to relax with some cocoa. When Kawecki comes to the door to ask to be let in, Dyer refuses him, causing Kawecki to walk off sadly.

## Characters

* Dyer
* Kawecki
Christmas Angel (Original)

*For the version from the second christmas special, see Christmas Angel (Remake).*

The **Christmas Angel** is a divine spirit that appeared in the Dyercentral Christmas Special sketch "It's A Wonderful Life Dylan".

## Overview

### Appearance

The Christmas Angel is a tall, portly spirit with long brown-blonde hair. He wears a white shirt.

### Personality

When on a job, the Angel is constantly positive and smiling as he attempts to find the good in things wherever he can. However, he has a short fuse and quickly turns to panic if his plans don't turn out how he expected.

## Biography

The Angel appeared during the Dyercentral Christmas special to comfort an underappreciated Dylan. His plan was to show Dylan the world where he didn't exist, and thus convince him that life is worst living. However, he quickly finds out that Dylan has such a small influence that everything seems the same. Frustrated by this, the angel devolves into panic and frustration until Dylan reminds him of Brain Surgery, which was indeed worse for ware without Dylan.

## Other Appearances

### *Chadwick Jones Presents: Barney's Great Adventure*

In the Barney review, the Angel had a non-canon appearance alongside his counterpart from the second Christmas Special. He was shot by Meridale as part of a series of mass murder.
Dragon Ball Lookback: Episode 1

> *"Don, what have I told you? We don't break the forth wall on this show, it's become too commonplace in today's media. Isn't that right audience member?"* - Chadwick Jones
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The **Dragon Ball Lookback: Episode 1 (The Goku Arc)** is the seventeenth episode of Chadwick Jones Presents, the ninth episode of Season 2, and the first episode of the Dragon Ball Lookback. This edition covers the first 28 episodes of the Dragon Ball anime, colloquially referred to as The Goku Arc.

## Summary

Chadwick Jones begins the lookback by summarising and quipping about the assigned section of the day. At the end of the episode, Panther finally locates Chadwick's energy signature. Marvin Jones, the Sargent Major of this unit, orders that a fleet be sent out to meet him, stating that it is time for a "family reunion".

## Major Events

* Chadwick Jones begins the Dragon Ball Lookback
* Marvin Jones locates Chadwick's energy signature and mobilises a fleet to capture him

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* Don Maccaroni
* Marvin Jones

### Supporting Characters

* Coatmon
* Dyer
* Jolene's Husband
* Jolene
* Snobbish Viewer
* Inception Brother
* Hengry Hippiee
* Control Room Technicians

## Trivia

* This is the only Dragon Ball Lookback episode under thirty minutes long
* This episode is the debut of Marvin Jones
Chadwick Jones Presents: Robocop 3

> *"I would rather call the motorcyclist Robocop before this freak!"* - Chadwick Jones, referring to Robert John Burke's portrayal of the character
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**Chadwick Jones Presents: Robocop 3** is the twelfth episode of Chadwick Jones Presents and the forth episode of Season 2.

## Summary

At the very beginning of the episode Chadwick Jones desperately tries to escape from his room, but is stopped by the metal blast door. Forced to review Robocop 3, he becomes increasingly more and more desperate until he launches a kamehameha wave and breaks open the door. He ultimately decides to finish the review, but afterwards steps outside and flies away, successfully escaping his captors.

## Major Events

* Chadwick Jones escapes from the PRU New Zealand HQ

## Trivia

* This is the only episode to feature just two characters, Chadwick and Coatmon.
Atomic Biosensitive Automatic Pistol

An **Atomic Biosensitive Automatic Pistol** is an advanced firearm designed specifically for killing bulletproof creatures like Chadwick Jones. The only known model was wielded by Don Maccaroni until it's destruction by Chadwick Jones.

## Overview

The pistol is far more powerful then a regular pistol. Saiyans like Chadwick Jones are immune to normal firearms, since their skin is hard enough to reflect the bullets. However, this gun is said to be able to "tear through (them) like tissue paper". It makes a powering up sound when it is cocked.

## History

Don Maccaroni used the gun to force Chadwick Jones to continue reviewing movies. Since a regular gun would only cause minor pain to Chadwick, it was necessary to present something with the power to actually kill him. The gun was almost used against Chadwick when he began savagely beating Don at the end of the Tarzan review, but Chadwick knocked it out of his hands. Finally, Don used the gun once again to threaten Chadwick into reviewing the movie Dragonball Evolution, but Chadwick instead ripped the gun out of his hands and crushed it.
Chadwick Jones Presents: Bleeding Rose

> *"Seriously, this movie has the worst camera quality since The Haunting...Sort of"* - Chadwick Jones about Bleeding Rose
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**Chadwick Jones Presents: Bleeding Rose** is the seventh episode of Chadwick Jones Presents and the seventh episode of Season 1.

## Summary

At the beginning of the episode, Chadwick Jones once again tries to give up watching terrible movies, only this time he is convinced by Coatmon to return. The movie, Bleeding Rose, is extremely bad, and tests his limits, but Chadwick admits that it's not quite bad enough to make him commit suicide. It is at that point that The Meddler reveals that this was not in fact the final movie. The true horror lies Beneath the Mississippi.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* The Meddler
Dyercentral (disambiguation)

**Dyercentral** may refer to:

* Dyercentral: The elite team of crime-fighters established by Chadwick Jones.
* Dyercentral Franchise: The universe of characters, places, and things created by Glenn Dyer.
* The Original Dyercentral: The production studio founded by Mr. Dyer.
* Dyercentral Video: The first video posted to the Dyercentral YouTube channel.
* Dyercentral 5th Anniversary Special: A special documenting the fictional history of the original Dyercentral.
* The Dyercentral Christmas Specials: A series of christmas specials involving Dyercentral characters
* The Next Dyercentral Project: A sketch involving Glenn and his friends coming up with sketch ideas
* Dyercentral YouTube Channel: The real life YouTube channel created by Glenn Dyer.
* Dyercentral Vimeo Channel: The Vimeo channel that contains copies of Chadwick Jones Presents episodes.
Ask Mr. Dyer 4

> *"Hello, I am Mr. Dyer, founder of...(suddenly transported to another location)...Dyercentral" - Mr. Dyer*
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**Ask Mr. Dyer #4** is the fourth episode of Ask Mr. Dyer.

## Summary

Before Mr. Dyer can begin the episode, he is suddenly transported away. When he looks out the window to see where he is, he sees only death and destruction, so he concludes he is in Detroit. Afterwards, he answers questions in a strange and unusual way. At the end, he encourages viewers to leave more in the comment section.

### Questions

1. Mr. Dyer, where are you?
2. Mr Dyer, why? Who? Where?
3. Mr. Dyer, if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
4. Mr. Dyer, can I borrow a cup of sugar?

## Trivia

* This is Glenn Dyer's personal favorite Ask Mr. Dyer episode, mainly because of the use of title cards to represent the questions being asked.
Ask Mr. Dyer 2

> *"As you should all be aware of, I am the founder of Dyercentral" - Mr. Dyer*
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**Ask Mr. Dyer #2** is the second episode of Ask Mr. Dyer

Mr. Dyer answers questions in a strange and unusual way.

2. Mr. Dyer, if 1+1= window and 2+2= fish, then what does 6765423186+6765423186 equal? ﻿
3. Mr. Dyer, how can I cure cancer with only a bendy straw?﻿
4. Mr. Dyer, is your brain cell a part of the universe?
5. Mr. Dyer, what does sex feel like?
Chadwick Jones Presents: Octopus

> *"Hello, I'm Chadwick Jones, and horror just took on a whole new meaning."* - Chadwick Jones, first line of the episode.
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**Chadwick Jones Presents: Octopus** is the first episode of Chadwick Jones Presents and the first episode of Season 1.

## Summary

On a whim, Chadwick Jones decides to take a look at the Nu Image film Octopus. After going through the movie making snarky comments, he ultimately decides that he doesn't want to make a habit of this and wants to go back to his risque indulgences.

It is at that moment that a strange man in a weird mask bursts into the room and demands that Chadwick follow his destiny by reviewing the sequel. Chadwick reluctantly agrees.

## Major Events

* Chadwick Jones begins reviewing movies
* The Meddler begins his plan for vengeance

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* The Meddler

## Trivia

* This episode is the debut of The Meddler, Chadwick Jones, and Coatmon
Chadwick Jones Presents: Blood Surf

> *"Today we are going to be looking at the 427th best movie about giant crocodiles eating stuff, Blood Surf!"* - Chadwick Jones
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**Chadwick Jones Presents: Blood Surf** is the forth episode of Chadwick Jones Presents and the forth episode of Season 1.

## Summary

Once again Chadwick Jones turns his critical eye on to an unsuspecting b-movie classic. This time it is the crocodile film Blood Surf. After the review is over, The Meddler drops by with orders for the next movie. Chadwick initially refuses, so The Meddler does a seductive dance until he gives in. It is at this point that The Meddler admits that Chadwick has already viewed all the movies on his dvd pack, and thus he flees for now, vowing to come back next week with something fresh.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* The Meddler

## Trivia

* This episode currently has the most views of all the Season 1 episodes on YouTube
Judge

The **Judge** is the person who judged the first annuel extreme barbecuing competition.

## Overview

### Appearance

The Judge is a skinny man with short, dark hair and a bit of stubble on his chin. He wears blue pants, a light blue shirt, and a patterned jacket.

### Personality

As a judge he takes his job very seriously, sticking to the exact letter of the rules and not compromising when they are broken, even if this means that none of the contestants are eligible to win. He also has amazing intuition, as he was able to select an unknown candidate that was popular amongst even the people he beat.

## Biography

The Judge was hired by Kawecki to judge the Extreme Barbecuing competition. When he introduced himself to the contenders, he runs into the first problem of the game, that Dyer is a vegetarian. He comes up with a compromise that pleases both parties however, and decides that Dyer will barbecue a salad. The next and most serious problem happened when the judge found out that the contestants were using someone else's barbecue for the competition, meaning they are both disqualified. The judge decides to instead give the award to a rock. That rock immediately becomes so popular that it is elected president of The United States of America.

## Other Appearances

### *Chadwick Jones Presents: Barney's Great Adventure*

A stock video of the judge being blown up was shown at the end of the Barney review.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

**Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them** is the two hundred and ninety-third episode of A Dyer-Situation.

## Description

The original title was "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them if You Accidentally Release a Few of Them From Your Magical Suitcase When You Misplace It At The Bank", but the marketing team thought that was too long.
Ask Mr. Dyer 3

> *"Hello, I am Mr. Dyer, founder of Dyercentral...yeah you all know that" - Mr. Dyer*
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**Ask Mr. Dyer #3** is the third episode of Ask Mr. Dyer.

## Summary

Mr. Dyer answers questions in a strange and unusual way. This time, he is interrupted by his father, Old-Man Dyer, who is going to be a big part of Dyercentral from now on.

### Questions

1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the universe?
2. Why does my dog eat my homework when don't I want it to, yet doesn't eat my homework when I want it to?
3. Do you have any relatives?

## Trivia

* This is the first appearance of Old-Man Dyer
A Day in the Life of Mr. Dyer

**A Day in the Life of Mr. Dyer** is a sketch comedy video set in the Dyercentral universe. It depicts a typical day for Dyercentral founder Mr. Dyer.

## Summary

The video starts at 8am, with Mr. Dyer getting up and having breakfast. The day is very mundane and slow until 12pm, when Mr. Dyer is called to help somebody. At the request, he takes off his hat and bolts down the street. At 6pm, he enjoys a supper of peanut butter then goes back to bed by 8pm.
Ask Mr. Dyer 1

> *"...as you are all aware of, I am the founder of Dyercentral" - Mr. Dyer*
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**Ask Mr. Dyer #1** is the first episode of Ask Mr. Dyer.

## Summary

Mr. Dyer answers questions in a strange and unusual way. At the end, he encourages viewers to leave more in the comment section.

### Questions

1. Mr. Dyer, can cheese fly?
2. Mr. Dyer, are you gay?
3. Mr. Dyer, demonic weasels have infested my front yard. How do I get rid of them if all I have is a garden hose, some staples, a recycling bin, and a pair of ripped-up underwear?

## Characters

### Supporting Characters

* Dylan
* Kawecki
* Dyer

## Trivia

* The section where Mr. Dyer runs in slow motion towards his own reflection was meant to have romantic music under it, but for reasons even Glenn Dyer is unaware of it was excluded.
Glenn's Top 5 favorite movies

**Glenn's Top 5 favorite movies** is a video posted on Dyercentral in 2013. It chronicles what Glenn Dyer felt at the time to be his top five favorite movies. It is coupled with Glenn's Top 5 worst movies.

## Rankings

1. Robocop
2. The Godfather
3. Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation
4. Creature (2011)
5. Popeye

## Trivia

* This video and its companion were made in lieu of a Dyer-Situation episode due to Glenn being unable to see any new movies at that time.
303nohbdy

**303Nohbdy** is a YouTube channel owned and operated by Rob Bergman. It has not been host to a new video since December 27th, 2012.

## History

The channel was created on July 13th, 2010. It was made as a hub for original sketch comedy videos created by Rob Bergman. The channel was eventually abandoned when Rob established MistCLaneous, a channel dedicated to review based comedy. Glenn Dyer is notably a fan of 303Nohbdy and referenced it in the Thunderpants review.
Hell

### First Appearance

Chadwick Jones Presents: Barney's Great Adventure  (Mentioned) Dyercentral's Fifth Anniversary  (Full Appearance)

### Affiliates

Barney's Army of the Damned

**Hell** is a demonic realm that houses demons and the souls of the damned. Very little of hell has ever been shown.

## Overview

Hell is the home of Barney the Dinosaur, a malevolent being that feasts on the souls of children. As such, it is a nightmare world of flames and torment. Barney's Castle is located here.

Mr. Dyer was sent to this realm when he died. He is currently serving a punishment where he must praise things he hates for three hundred years.

## Known Residents

* Barney the Dinosaur
* Mr. Dyer
Chadwick Jones Presents: Octopus 2

> *"I think I'll watch that new show I've been hearing so much about [Starts watching Three's* *Company**]"* - Chadwick Jones
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**Chadwick Jones Presents: Octopus 2** is the second episode of Chadwick Jones Presents and the second episode of season 1.

## Summary

As in the previous episode, Chadwick goes through the movie Octopus 2, making snide remarks about the quality of the effects, actors, and story. This time he also gets assistance from The Brain Surgeon, who states that he will help out with science-related trivia. At the end of the movie, Chadwick once again decides to quit reviewing movies and is once again interrupted by the strange man in a weird mask. This time, Chadwick is much less receptive to the stranger's demands and throws Coatmon at him, who destroys the man's mask, unveiling him as a very high-pitched person.

## Major Events

* Brain Surgeon has his name legally changed from Hmpthateikaloutenheimenstekn Dyer
* Chadwick and Coatmon attack The Meddler

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* The Meddler

### Supporting Characters

* Coatmon
* Brain Surgeon

## Trivia

* This is the first appearance of The Brain Surgeon in Chadwick Jones Presents
* The Meddler shows his face for the first time in this episode
Dragon Ball Lookback: Episode 7

> *"...negative energy..."* - Omega Shenron
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The **Dragon Ball Lookback: Episode 7 (GT)** is the twenty-fifth episode of Chadwick Jones Presents, the seventeenth episode of Season 2, and the seventh episode of the Dragon Ball Lookback. This edition covers every episode of Dragon Ball GT.

## Summary

Chadwick Jones continues his smummerizing of anything and everything Dragon Ball. At the end of the episode Marvin Jones and the Panther Troops arrive at the PRU New Zealand HQ. Because Chadwick's energy signature has become so strong, they find it difficult to latch on to his exact location. As a result, Marvin orders them to kill every man, woman, and child in the area until Chadwick is captured.

## Major Events

* Marvin Jones and the Panther troop arrive at the PRU New Zealand HQ
* Marvin Jones orders the death of every man, woman, and child until Chadwick is found

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* Don Maccaroni
* Marvin Jones

### Supporting Characters

* Coatmon
* Toei Numbskull #1
* Toei Numbskull #2
* Funimation Executive
* Funimation Assistant
* Moses
* New Zealand Citizens
* Marvin's Assistant

## Trivia

* The portrayal of the movie theater filled with New Zealanders is based on Glenn Dyer's actual experiences with New Zealand cinema as discussed in the Dumb and Dumber To review.
Johnny

> *For the star of The Dare, see John.*
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**Johnny** is one of the stars of Out of Milk.

## Overview

### Appearance

Johnny is slender man of average height and build, with brown hair cut to a medium length. He wears a grey shirt and jeans.

### Personality

Johnny is a morning person who enjoys starting the day with generic cereal. However, his pleasant demeanor can quickly turn to panic in the face of a minor crisis.

## Biography

On a beautiful morning, Johnny sits down to enjoy a bowl of generic cereal. He asks his friend Louie to get some milk from the fridge, to which he gladly abides. However, Louie is horrified to discover that they are out of milk. Panicked, Johnny begins to suggest absurd thinks like eating cereal with water. They both eventually calm down and decide to enjoy a pb&j instead, until they find out they are also out of peanut butter.
Bricklebraklebrakenstuppenhawerdharpentung Soda

**Bricklebraklebrakenstuppenhawerdharpentung Soda** is a soft drink manufactured by Stuppenhawerd Inc. It is well known for its vile taste and poor nutritional value.

## Overview

The soda was introduced in 2014. Due to it's classification as a "bricklebrakle" soda and its manufacture being Stuppenhawerd Inc, it can be assumed that the absurdly long title of the soda is due to a mix of these and a few other sources. It is a significant source of trans fat, cholesterol, and chlorine (with the exception of the chlorine-free brand) and it apparently tastes like codfish.

## History

In 2014 the soda was first advertised in a spot during the Barney review. The ad featured a New Zealander expounding about his love of the soda and dying while singing the Bricklebraklebrakenstuppenhawerdharpentung soda song. Later, Chadwick Jones himself advertised it as an alternative to the Dragon Ball beverage Hetap. Finally, the soda was a sponsor of the 25th World Martial Arts tournament.

## Slogans

* "Just like mom used to brakle!"
* "Bricklebraklebrakenstuppenhawerdharpentung soda is the brankentuppenharb of the wundergondulong!"
* "Now in diet and chlorine-free varieties"
* "Gotta love that codfish taste"

## Song

The Bricklebraklebrakenstuppenhawerdharpentung soda song is part of the marketing campaign behind the soda. It is extremely difficult to sing, some people even die from a lack of air when attempting to sing it. It is typically sung three times. Once normal, once fast, and once backwards.

### Lyrics

Bricklebraklebrakenstuppenhawerdharpentung soda is the Bricklebrakle soda for me!

You brakenbrickleloda for Bricklebraklebrakenstuppenhawerdharpentung soda because Bricklebraklebrakenstuppenhawerdharpentung soda is a soda I want to be.
Brain Surgery

> *"No! What kind of a place you think this is? A doctor's office?!" - Hmpthateikaloutenheimenstekn Dyer, in response to whether he should wash his hands.*
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**Brain Surgery** is a sketch comedy video set in the Dyercentral universe. It concerns the exploits of H. Dyer, who is a Brain Surgeon.

## Summary

Hmpthateikaloutenheimenstekn Dyer introduces the show along with his "stupid assistant". After several unorthodox techniques, usually revolving around H. Dyer beating his assistant, the two manage to get the man's brain exposed to complete the surgery. The surgeon hires a zombie to clean up the excess brain matter, then everyone dances the macarena.

## Characters

### Supporting Characters

* The Assistant
* The Patient
* Socko (As Frank)
* Fish

## Trivia

* This is the debut of both the Brain Surgeon and Socko.
* This marks the one and only time that Socko was voiced by Dylan Leedy.
* The surgery is clearly the same set used originally for Ask Mr. Dyer
Dragon Ball Lookback: Episode 3

> *"Man, last week's episode was REALLY long. Luckily, I'm not covering twice as many episodes like last time. I'm covering three times as many episodes! And there's less filler."* - Chadwick Jones
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The **Dragon Ball Lookback: Episode 3 (The King Piccolo Arc)** is the nineteenth episode of Chadwick Jones Presents, the eleventh episode of Season 2, and the third episode of the Dragon Ball Lookback. This edition covers episodes 84-153 of the Dragon Ball anime, colloquially referred to as The King Piccolo Arc.

## Summary

Once again, Chadwick Jones summarizes his assigned episodes. Afterwards, Chadwick overhears a conversation between Don Maccaroni and a PRU soldier. The airstrike ordered by Marvin Jones has wiped out the PRU HQ, leaving Don as the sole leader of the organisation. Chadwick interrupts them to find out what's going on. Since he was able to ask that question without any problems, Don realises his control chip is damaged just enough to give him some basic information about Panther. He finishes the explanation by stating that the only hope they have is for Chadwick to finish the lookback.

## Major Events

* The PRU HQ is destroyed, leaving no survivors
* Don Maccaroni becomes the sole commander of the PRU

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* Don Maccaroni

### Supporting Characters

* Coatmon
* Meridale
* Hengry Hippiee
* Old-Man Dyer
* Annoying Twat
* PRU Messenger

## Trivia

* This episode was used to hit the Dyercentral YouTube channel with a copyright strike back in early 2015. The video has since been edited and reuploaded. The original version is still available on Vimeo.
Insomniac

The **Insomniac** is the star of the Dyercentral sketch Trouble Sleeping.

## Overview

### Appearance

The Insomniac is a slender man of average height and build. He has brown, medium length hair and a sort goatee. He wears a black shirt and black pajama bottoms.

### Personality

He has his well known insomnia due to the mental strain of the murder he committed. Whenever he falls asleep he sees the image of his victim, which causes him great mental anguish. In order to cope, he has blinded himself from his actions, which is why he does not acknowledge the dead body of his victim.

## Biography

Late at night, the insomniac is having trouble sleeping. He takes some pills to calm his nerves and has a disturbing dream. In the dream, he is alone in the middle of a parking lot before he is confronted by a man in a trenchcoat who begins bleeding from his eye. The man wakes up screaming. He then goes to his living room to watch television, right next to the body of the man in a trenchcoat, a knife through his eye.
Chadwick Jones Presents: Snowbeast

> *"What's the matter Jones? Are you chicken? Neigh, neigh, neigh!"* - Mist Meddler
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**Chadwick Jones Presents: Snowbeast** is the twentieth episode of Chadwick Jones Presents and the twelfth episode of Season 2. It was a part of an April Fools collaboration with MistCLaneous wherein each person portrayed the other's characters and made a review in their style. The Dyercentral version of this is Mist ~ Thunderpants.

## Summary

The review starts off with Mist Chadwick Jones beginning his review of The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure. Suddenly, he is interrupted by Mist Meddler, who gives him a different movie to review, Snowbeast. To make sure Panther doesn't interrupt them, Mist Meddler causes the fleet to continuously move in circles until the review is finished. He also does several other annoying things, such as replacing ski props with back scratchers and tying Mist Chadwick's wellbeing to the state of Jurassic Park. During the review we find out that Mist Don Maccaroni is stressed out over the behavior of his girlfriend Ann Marie. In fact, at the end of the review he gets so stressed that just hearing the name Ann Marie causes him to go on a killing spree shooting a multitude of people, including himself. Mist Meddler then bursts in to gloat. Chadwick responds by picking up Mist Don's gun and threatening him with it. Mist Meddler then initiates the plan he had for just such an occasion, stabbing himself before Mist Chadwick gets the chance to kill him. It is at that point that Barney the Dinosaur arrives to take his revenge on Mist Chadwick, having just conquered Jurassic Park. When Mist Chadwick points out that the non-canon nature of the universe means anything he does won't have a lasting effect, Barney points out that that still means he can have his fun. Barney then subjects him to a myriad of tortures over five months, as recounted by Mist Jon Gibbord.

## Major Events

* Mist Marvin Jones is delayed from invading New Zealand
* Mist Don Maccaroni, Mist Brain Surgeon, Mist Mr. Dyer, Mist Tony Ball, Mist English Gentleman #1, Mist Ugor, Mist Stu-El, and Mist Meddler are killed
* Mist Chadwick Jones is viciously mutilated by Barney the Dinosaur

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Mist Chadwick Jones
* Mist Meddler

### Supporting Characters

* Mist Coatmon
* Mist Marvin Jones
* Mist Don Maccaroni
* Mist Meridale
* Mist Brain Surgeon
* Mist Old-Man Dyer
* Mist Hengry Hippiee
* Mist Dyer
* Mist New Zealand Citizen
* Mist Mr. Dyer's Executer
* Mist Ordinary Man
* Mist Sheriff Lyoid
* Mist Mr. Rancher
* Mist President Rock
* Mist Singing Lumberjack
* Mist English Gentleman #1
* Mist Tony Ball
* Mist Stu-El
* Mist Jon Gibbord

## Trivia

* This episode is considered non-canon for a variety of reasons
Extreme Barbecuing

> *"I'm a vegetarian!" - Dyer*
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**Extreme Barbecuing** is the fourth episode of The Extreme Series.

## Summary

Still celebrating Dyer's transformation into a banana cream pie, Kawecki is dancing down the street. Suddenly, he spots Dyer walking on the other side of the road, causing him to fly into a blind rage and attack. However, he fails miserably in the attempt. Instead, before Dyer can argue, Kawecki challenges him to extreme barbecuing. Dyer tries to get a word in during the walk over to the fighting stage, the appointment of a judge, and the commentary of an official announcer, but every keeps talking over him. Eventually, Dyer bursts with the confession that he is a vegetarian. Luckily, the judge decides to substitute the meat used in the competition with salad. During the competition, it is found that they are using someone else's barbecue, meaning they are both disqualified. The judge decides to instead give the award to a rock. That rock immediately becomes so popular that it is elected president of The United States of America.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Dyer
* Kawecki

### Supporting Characters

* Panda
* Extreme Barbecuing Announcer
* Judge
* Old-Man Dyer
* Barbecue Owner
* President Rock
* Excited Fan
* Presidential Oath Taker
* Mr. Dyer

## Trivia

* A shot of Dyer was lost due to a recording error, so it was replaced with a picture of a moose
Extreme Minigolf

> *"Maybe we should try something smaller, like a miniature version of golf." - Dyer*
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**Extreme Minigolf** is the third episode of The Extreme Series.

## Summary

While Kawecki is gleefully walking down the street one day, he is suddenly stabbed in the chest by Dyer, who purchased a new sword from Kmart. This time, it is Kawecki who convinces him that they can't fight with swords. Instead, they decide to play golf. Whilst playing, Kawecki hits a ball so far that it lands near a man a large distance away, which convinces him that the sky is falling. Dyer then decides that changing the scale of the field would be advantageous, so the duo goes out to play miniature golf. Before they begin, they establish an enormous amount of rules, the last of which is that the loser will be transformed into a banana cream pie. During the game, they get up to several shenanigans. Finally, it's the eighteenth hole and Dyer needs a hole in one to win. He lines up his shot carefully, prepares to swing, then as he makes contact he is interrupted by the man who thinks the sky is falling, badly messing up the shot. As a result, Kawecki is given just cause to turn him into a banana cream pie. As a pie, however, Dyer has just enough willpower to splatter himself into Kawecki's face.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Dyer
* Kawecki

### Supporting Characters

* "Sky is falling" Man
* Man Eating Soup

## Trivia

* This is the first appearance of Rob Bergman in a Dyercentral video
* The episode has been the subject of over half a dozen copyright claims due to the use of licensed music in elongated sections of the video. As such, it has been reedited and re-uploaded several times. During some of the edits, several jokes and sequences were removed or replaced, and subtitles were permanently embedded due to poor sound conditions. Sadly, this means that several bits of information like the original posting date and length of the video are lost to time
* The subtitles added to the most current version have several spelling mistakes
Dylan Leedy

**Dylan Thomas Leedy** (Born 15 November 1994, Age 21) is an original cast member of Dyercentral. He is most famous for his portrayal of the Brain Surgeon's Assistant and for his occasional contributions to A Dyer-Situation.

## Biography

Dylan Leedy was born in Orange, California. He attended high school with Alex Kawecki, Rob Bergman, and Glenn Dyer. The latter two would eventually invite him to star in several of their early sketches. Whilst he had little to no creative input behind the scenes of Dyercentral, he was always eager to help out with many of the early videos. Today, since Glenn currently lives in another state, Leedy's contributions have been limited, reserved to occasional appearances in Dyer-Situation videos whenever Glenn visits.

## Trivia

He is currently the center of a running joke in Chadwick Jones Presents where a character in the background of a complicated scene will shout "I am Dylan" in a low, buffoonish voice. This originated from the Barney's Great Adventure review where an in-universe version of Dylan was only able to say those words.
English Gentleman 1

**English Gentleman #1** is a background character that has been in a surprising amount of Dyercentral videos.

## Overview

### Appearance

English Gentleman #1 is a tall, portly man with long, brown-blonde hair. He wears a suit and is almost always seen with his back to the camera.

### Personality

Not much is known about English Gentleman #1. He is obviously English and has a friendly association with Kawecki.

## Biography

English Gentleman #1 was first seen as a background character in the Dyercentral Christmas Special alongside English Gentleman #2. He greeted Kawecki in a friendly manner as he walked down the street.

He was later seen in the aftermath of the Puppy Hour Revolution as one of the characters claiming to now own Dyercentral.

## Other Appearances

### *Chadwick Jones Presents: Barney's Great Adventure*

English Gentleman #1 had a non-canon appearance in the Barney review, where he was shot to death by Meridale.

### *Chadwick Jones Presents: Snowbeast*

A Mist version of English Gentleman #1 appeared in the Snowbeast review, where he was shot to death by Mist Don Maccaroni.
Chadwick Jones Presents: Barney's Great Adventure

> *"The riveting, first episode of Chadwick Jones' Dragon Ball Lookback...will not be seen tonight, to instead show this non-canon, non-authorized, and nonsensical episode!"* - Opening Statement
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**Chadwick Jones Presents: Barney's Great Adventure** is the sixteenth episode of Chadwick Jones Presents and the eighth episode of Season 2.

## Summary

In this non-canon episode, Chadwick Jones takes a look at the one and only film about Barney the Dinosaur. Despite seeming like a cuddly and innocent children's icon, in reality Barney is an Archdemon of madness who feeds on the souls of the pure. Over the course of the review, many of Chadwick's friends and associates show up to help and are killed in unrelated accidents and genocidal rampages because of Barney's influence. At the end, Barney sings his song of death and steps through into Chadwick's world, causing all of the nuclear bombs in the world to go off at once. Luckily, since the episode is non-canon, none of this sticks.

## Major Events

* Almost every single character in the Dyercentral universe dies

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* Barney the Dinosaur

### Supporting Characters (In order of death)

* Bricklebraklebrakenstuppenhawerdharpentung Soda Sock
* Old-Man Dyer
* The Singing Lumberjack
* Mr. Rancher
* Dyer
* English Gentleman #1
* Hengry Hippiee
* Christmas Angel (Original)
* Christmas Angel (Remake)
* Ordinary Man
* Mr. Dyer's Executor
* Glenn Dyer
* Jon Gibbord
* Ugor
* Sheriff Lyoid's Ghost
* Socko
* The Meddler
* Don Maccaroni
* Mr. Dyer
* Guy Who I Made Up Just Now For The Sole Purpose Of Killing You Off
* Meridale
* The Assistant
* Patient
* Fish
* Tony Ball
* "Back to the Scooter" Man
* Kawecki
* Panda
* Extreme Barbecuing Announcer
* Judge
* Barbecue Owner
* President Rock
* Excited Fan
* Presidential Oath Taker
* "Sky is falling" Man
* Man Eating Soup
* George McCarson
* Stu-El
* Didi-El
* Tom
* Ordinary Man's Adoptive Mother
* Ordinary Man's Adoptive Father
* Zod
* General #1
* General #2
* Max Tracy
* Ditsy Blonde
* Count Scary
* The Brain Surgeon
* Steve McQueen
* Coatmon

## Trivia

* This is the first episode of Chadwick Jones Presents that is completely non-canon
* The episode was part of a competition with fellow Youtuber MistCLaneous to see who could get the most views on their review of the movie. Mist won with 1419 views compared to 664 on this video. As a result, Chadwick Jones had to review The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
* Old-Man Dyer is killed twice in the video, once in old form, once in young form
* The only Dyercentral characters spared from death, aside from Chadwick Jones and Barney, are several characters from The Dyercentral Christmas Special, OMD's "Son", anybody who appeared only in voiceover form, the versions of Alex, Rob, and Dylan that appeared in the episode, and a bunch of background characters such as New Zealand Citizens
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Assassin's Creed

**Assassin's Creed** is the three hundred and ninth episode of A Dyer-Situation.

## Description

The adaptation you have all been dreading. With a special guest star!

## Trivia

* These were the final Dyer-Situation appearances of Maurice Dominguez, Alex Kawecki, and Dylan Leedy. This is also the only appearance of Dominic Matarozza.
Chadwick Jones Presents: Venom

> *"My name's Chadwick Jones, my past is unknown, but that's alright with me-hee-hee...take it away Coatmon!"* - Chadwick Jones
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**Chadwick Jones Presents: Venom** is the fifth episode of Chadwick Jones Presents and the fifth episode of Season 1.

## Summary

At the beginning of the episode, Chadwick Jones found himself alone and awaiting The Meddler's return with the movie of the week. To pass the time he sings a song about how he is content not knowing anything about his past. The Meddler eventually returns, citing a badminton game as the reason for his tardiness. In the rush to find a movie for Chadwick, The Meddler tells him to watch Venom. Surprisingly, Chadwick ends up liking the movie. The Meddler promises that the movie next time will be truly bad.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Chadwick Jones
* The Meddler

### Supporting Characters

* Coatmon
* Brain Surgeon

## Trivia

* This episode marks the point where Glenn Dyer cut his hair, and thus all of the characters are now missing their long locks.
Alex Kawecki

**Alexander Christian Kawecki** (Born 7 April 1995, Age 21) is an original cast member and occasional

creative consultant for Dyercentral. He is known for his portrayal of Extreme Series character Kawecki as well as his overtly negative comments whilst on A Dyer-Situation.

## Biography

Alex Kawecki was born in Orange, California. He is the youngest child of Daniel and Karen Kawecki, and has an older brother, Vincent, and older sister, Violet. When he was in High School he met Glenn Dyer and the two became fast friends. When Glenn started Dyercentral, he and Alex together created many of the original sketches, including the Extreme Series, where Alex gave his last name to one of the main characters, Kawecki. When Glenn began uploading movie reviews in the form of A Dyer-Situation, Alex would occasionally appear in them in order to give a second voice on the film.

To this very day, Alex is a valued member of the Dyercentral team. Whilst he no longer appears in most of the videos, he is frequently used as a creative consultant when Glenn is looking for ideas. His most notable behind the scenes contributions include designing the Dyercentral Logo, suggesting the "before and after" trope of A Dyer-Situation, and helping to point out errors in Dyer-Situation videos.

## Trivia

He is the only other person besides Glenn to be involved in the very first video, Dyercentral.
Control Chip

Chadwick's **Control Chip** wass a mind control device that was inserted into the brain of Chadwick Jones. It manipulated his emotions and memories until its destruction in 2014.

## Overview

The chip was designed to suppress Chadwick's memories about his early past. Anything before he turned eight years old is a complete mystery to him and he does not remember if he has any family members. It also instantaneously wiped his short term memory if somebody mentioned the existence of the chip in his presence. Along with memory manipulation, the chip also kept him emotionally docile, making it so he will not become angry or attempt to defend himself, even when his life is being threatened by someone like The Meddler.

However, the chip was not perfect. If something got Chadwick emotional enough, the chip would fail to suppress him and damage itself in the process. When the chip became damaged a significant amount it began to make visible blue sparks whenever it wiped Chadwick's memory. A raw release of emotion such as Chadwick's transformation into a Super Saiyan was enough to disintegrate it.

## History

The chip was inserted into Chadwick's brain by Panther in order to prevent him from becoming a Super Saiyan. Luckily, Chadwick managed to accidentally escape to New Zealand, where he was found by the PRU, a resistance group that knew about the existence of the chip. Chadwick could not be informed about the chip directly, so Don Maccaroni, the leader of the New Zealand outpost, came up with a plan to frustrate him into breaking the chip by forcing him to watch bad movies. By doing this, he managed to enrage Chadwick into a frenzy, but it only managed to damage the chip instead of breaking it. So instead, Chadwick was told to begin a retrospective on the Dragon Ball franchise, which would hopefully break the chip before Panther can track him down. By the end of the retrospective, the control chip was still hanging on by a thread. As a last resort, Don tells Chadwick that he needs to become a super saiyan in order to destroy it once and for all. In order for that to happen, Don orders him to review Dragonball Evolution. At the prospect of this, Chadwick flies into a rage, causing such an emotional release that he transforms into a super saiyan, utterly destroying the chip and freeing his mind.