Epigraphs

The following is a list of every epigraph (in most cases, build ideas, but also other special thanks) from the beginnings of most episodes. *Contains vague spoilers.*

**List of epigraphs used in Stellar Firma, by episode number**

1. May your gasses be sweet smelling and breathable to humans!

2. May collapsing stars crush your enemies in their gravity wells!

3. May time dilation shuffle your lives into new and interesting orders!

4. May your limbs be long and fruitful!

5. (none; performance review)

6. May solar radiation bleach your scales in readiness for spawning!

7. May all your wishes occur in parallel realities!

8. May the forces of physics leave you in peace!

9. May lightspeed keep you young and age your foes!

10. (none; performance review)

11. May you ride the Arcturan mega-camel for half price!

12. May your homeworld remain intact for longer than the galactic average!

13. May hot sky rocks disrupt your evolution for the better!

14. May you live long, imposter!

15. (none; performance review)

16. (none; team-building)

17. May you flail to no avail!

18. May you achieve escape velocity!

19. May you never find the tracker I hid!

20. (none; performance review)

21. May your partnership never end in a cataclysm of woe!

22. May your day dawn with a minimum of scorn!

23. May your finishing move never be turned against you!

24. May you have the last slice of whatever is on offer!

25. (none; trial)

26. May solar winds rustle your fronds!

27. (none; orientation)

28. May your creditors never catch up with you!

29. May you never be involved in a case of hilarious mistaken identity!

30. (none; riddles with Hartro)

31. May your family gatherings go undisturbed by rogue ungulates!

32. May no one expect anything from you. Ever.

33. May your summers stretch on until total ecological collapse!

34. May your nom de plume make them nom de swoon.

35. (none; RPG with Hartro)

36. May your final battle shake the earth and disturb the neighbors.

37. May the evidence be entirely circumstantial.

38. May your creditors be merciful now that they have caught up with you.

39. May you receive only the most minor hull damage.

40. (none; performance review)

41. May your cup runneth over into another, larger cup.

42. May the mists of time never delay your launch window.

43. May your admissions of guilt always go unrecorded.

44. May you always stay up long past your bedtime.

45. (none; performance review)

46. May your smuggling ring never become a smuggling semicircle.

47. May all your escape tunnels be structurally sound.

48. May you strike the first blow, preferably before they wake up.

49. (none; in the vents)

50. (none; in Filing)

51. Let the good times roll... down a hill, into a tree. It died.

52. Never give up! Or any other direction. They're yours, not a charity.

53. May you never eat what you think is an apple, only to discover you just tried to eat a delicious looking rock!

54. Don’t look now! Or ever. It would only upset you.

55. (none; performance review)

56. May you never be recognized queueing up for pudding a second time, whilst wearing a false moustache.

57. I’ve got your number, buddy. Is it six? I think it's six.

58. Never give a sucker an even break. Break their bones in irregular places—it makes it more exciting for the medical team.

59. If you can't find a fault, make a fault, then pretend it's their fault!

60. (none; performance review)

61. [singing] If you go into the woods today, you’re sure to get eaten and die—so don’t go!

62. Special thanks to S-Words. Your word of the day is “susurrate.” Use it wisely.

63. Close your eyes. Imagine you’re flying. Oh no, a goose! Kaboom.

64. If you replace all the boards and rigging, it’s no longer your father’s ship, and the law can’t touch you.

65. (none; performance review)

66. If I had a map for every time I was lost, I wouldn’t be lost! But then they would take my map away, and I earned that map, damnit!

67. May the great River of Life generate for you vast quantities of hydroelectric power with which to destroy your enemies!

68. Never pay for goods upfront. Or on delivery. Ideally, avoid paying anyone, ever!

69. May the road rise to meet you, because you found a secret levitating road!

70. (none; performance review)

71. (none; training)

72. May you dance the night away, because your dance is too unbearable for the night to be around.

73. Remember to wrap up warm before you go outside. Oh, also remember to take oxygen—Ah, they've gone. They've gone.

74. In these final hours we have together, always remember: no refunds.

75. (none; stakeholders meeting)

76. (none; final episode)