Calgary Awareness Month Episode 1: Wexit Feat. Tom Famous Socialist Leftist Streamer

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## Episode Summary

Hey Everyone, welcome to Calgary Awareness month with the first Episode about Wexit. Drew and Josiah learn about Wexit and interview famous Leftist Streamer of ChapoFYM Tom.

## Notable Events

* This is the first episode of Calgary Awareness Month, focusing primarily on politics.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video about the top 10 reasons why Calgary is a great place to live.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video from Dave Berta about politicians from different parties getting along with each other.
* Josiah and Drew watched a TEDx talk by Calgary Mayor Naheed Nenshi.
	+ Note: Calgary Mayor Naheed Nenshi was previously mentioned in Episode 16: World Wide Walk.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video of two British people talking about Alberta.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video from Justin Trump advocating for Wexit, a political movement based on the idea behind Brexit, whereby Western Canada would secede from Canada.
* Josiah and Drew watched several videos explaining the background behind Wexit.
* Josiah and Drew listened to *Hurtin' Albertan* by Corb Lund.
* Josiah and Drew interviewed Wexit expert, or Wexpert, Tom.
	+ Note: This is the first guest interview segment on Globe Hell Warning since Episode 1: World Wide Train.
* During the interview segment, Drew sent Josiah and Tom a picture of his feet covered in a white substance.
* Josiah, Drew, and Tom listened to *Western Strong* by The Prairie Dogz, which Tom proposed should be the new theme song of Alberta after seceding from Canada.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "We are gonna make Calgary great again."
* "Do you think these guys are joking that they're British?"
* "People thought that Trudeau was so hot they let him hit us raw. Now we need a Plan B."
* "[On the topic of Justin Trudeau] He's so hot and I don't think - I'm pretty sure he's never done anything bad."
* "Just shut the fuck up. Just shut up."
* "Can we go on the news cause of Calgary Awareness Month?"
* "You weren't listening, as usual. You were probably thinking about Grogu."
* "I think it's never too late to work on your Trump impression."
* "Let's have a Trump-Off."
* "[Doing a Trump impression] Rick Mercer, you're fired."
* "Where do you think your sunglasses come from? Oil and gas."
* "Vote Wexit."
* "Can we get Jay [Hill] on Globe Hell?"
* "[In response to Drew saying Jay Hill is a stupid old man] I don't think he's stupid!"
* "I guess when I hear the word Wexit, I think about how Drew always Wexit off whenever he's left alone to his own devices and he's just always Wexing it off. He's al - he Wexit off - whacks it off."
* "[Clarifying what it means for provinces to secede from Canada] And I just wanna pause quickly too because am I to understand you're talking about an actual physical relocation of the land?"
* "[In response to Drew saying that it's for debate whether the events of *Avengers: Age Of Ultron* actually happened] What's up for debate? Cause we get an expert on the show and then you dumb down the dialogue so much that now instead of finding out about Wexit, you're telling me that *The Avengers* is a real thing!"
* "Drew, you should get the Tony Stark facial hair."
* "Shut the fuck up, Drew. How about we start there? Shut the fuck up. Tom, don't shut the fuck up."
* "Like I would say Mexico has kind of a Mexican theme to it. Or like Spain has a Spanish theme. Or Germany is kind of German."
* "What else should people know/do to make Wexit happen for them? What can I do, living across the country, you know? Like what can we all do to make Wexit happen?"
* "The things that you say that you want to do with the character Groot and his appendages is mortifying and you say these things to me in private, and we're trying to talk about politics and we're trying to talk about changing the structure of the world."

### Drew

* "I want him to pop off his sweater and I wanna see that polo."
* "I was thinking about Grogu. I have a theory about Grogu. When Mando says Grogu's name and - and Grogu goes 'Oh!', he's saying - he's saying 'Dad!' He's saying 'Dada!'."
* "Jay Hill needs to start putting up playlists like Obama."
* "[Doing a Trump impression] We have the best hamburgers."
* "[Doing a Trump impression] Barron. Barron Trump, my son. You are the next contesta- uh you are fired!"
* "I think it would be better if we separated. If we left Canada."
* "Enjoy the rest of the show!"
* "I won't be here but the guest will be great!"
* "[Explaining what Ultron does in *Avengers: The Age Of Ultron*] But he lifts an entire city, and I don't know why we couldn't do something like that with Alberta."
* "Uh Josiah, I wasn't - I wasn't - I wasn't really talking to you, I was talking to our Wexit expert. Tom would you go ahead?"
* "[In response to Tom saying Drew doesn't think the events of *Avengers: The Age Of Ultron* actually happened] Right. Well it's - it's - it's - it's up - it's up for debate right now."
* "Western strong, baby!"
* "Welcome to Calgary, kid. Enjoy the stay. Here all month on the Patreon. You can cut that out, make it a little clip, an ad."

### Tom

* "I believe every Calgarian is Wexiting off at all times."
* "[In response to Josiah asking if Wexit involves the seceding provinces physically relocating elsewhere] We have our top scientists working on it. Our Wexit scientists. The top brains in Calgary are working on it right after they get finished with Stephen Ave 2."
* "[In response to Drew's idea of lifting Alberta up like Ultron did in *Avengers: The Age Of Ultron*] So ideally, ideally, that kind of territorial move is possible, but we need Wexit first because we need to get to the oil, and unfortunately, Justin Trudeau is not letting Calgarians get access to that oil. He's saying 'No oil for you! No oil for you!'"
* "[On the topic of how we can all help to make Wexit happen] Tweet about it! You can just offer your support. If you live across the country and you don't live in Alberta or Calgary, which uh is inside of Alberta, um which I know, you can tweet about it, you can talk about it, you can post about it, you can email your senators uh which Canada does not have. You can - your premiers. Your uh prime- You can email the hockey team of Senators and tell them 'Get Wexit done!' But there's not much else you can do aside from staying out of Alberta. I would say everybody else stay out, you know? We're trying to get this done. If you stay out of here then we can break away and be free finally."

## Trivia

* This is the first episode of Calgary Awareness Month.
* This is the second episode with Tom, after Episode 15: World Wide Beer with special guest Tom.