Nerman Miller (Dimension-232)

**Nerman Miller**, only known as **Cum-Lord** to the world, was once Old Poglandia's only vigilante, watching over with a silent eye, and protecting the innocent. He would later go on to be approached by Doctor Strange, who brought him to another dimension.

## History

### The Formation of Mecca

As CJ was fixing up Mecca, Cum-Lord was sent out by CUM Industries to go and watch the city to make sure everything was doing alright. Cum-Lord made his way to the town and began to stalk it's newest residents. His plans of watching Mecca were foiled though, as CJ eventually noticed him. Cum-Lord explained that all he was doing, was making sure no suspicious activity was going on. CJ accepted that, and invited Cum-Lord to stay in Mecca. He told CJ that he could not stay, as they would want him back at CUM Towers. Cum-Lord left, and CJ continued upgrading Mecca.

### A Message from CUM Industries

After this, a message was sent out to both Mecca, and Joey's land, which he had recently named 'The Homeland'. This message explained that there was a creature from another dimension, a dragon, that would be making it's way to this world soon. CUM Industries asked Mecca and Joey to band together and take the creature down. They would be paid for their efforts as well. The citizens of Mecca all agreed to help, while Joey gave them no answer.

Mecca and it's troops began to prepare for war. CJ, Fynneas and Lizz all geared up and got ready to take on the dragon. The group soon realized they had no idea of how to access this other dimension, but their questions were answered when Cum-Lord arrived. He explained that he knew how to get to the other world, and he would also be joining them on their journey. The group accepted this, and made their way to the portal. On the way there, Cum-Lord told CJ about his old partner, Ball. Ball was Cum-Lord's partner for years, before he was killed on one of their adventures. The only thing that Ball had left behind was a coin, which Cum-Lord always kept in his pocket.

After a long day of travelling and boat riding, the group arrived at the portal. Each one made sure they were ready, and entered the rift. Upon entering, they were brought to the Null Dimension. Here, all there was were floating ruins, and a dragon. The team made their way to the beast, and began their attack. In the end, the citizens of Mecca were victorius in their efforts, and were all able to make it home safe. On their way back, Cum-Lord asked CJ if they would like to become their new partner. CJ agreed, and became the partner to Cum-Lord, known as Calien. As a token of appreciation, Cum-Lord gave Calien Ball's coin.

### Being Fired

Soon after, CUM Industries was bought by Uncle Joey, who promptly fired everyone who worked for the company, which included Cum-Lord. He wasn't allowed to legally use the name, or the costume. Nerman didn't care however, and continued his vigilante work in the shadows.

### The Good Fight

Only days after this, as Cum-Lord was doing his regular patrolling, a portal began to open in front of him. When the portal had formed, a man floated out, it was Doctor Strange. Strange explained who he was to Cum-Lord, and told him about the war that would be happening very soon in his dimension. Cum-Lord agreed to come to New Earth and help Strange with his fight.

Upon arriving, Cum-Lord met several heroes from Earth Prime, such as the Gru Brothers, Australian Vision and Egger. Strange told the group to be ready, and that he had to go and quickly do something. Strange portaled away. But returned very soon, and as he did, another portal opened. Joker's Crazy Kooks lept from the portal as the fight began. In the end, the heroes were able to beat Joker's Crazy Kooks. Right after, Cum-Lord approached Strange asking when he could go back to his dimension. Strange told him to hold on just for a moment as he had to go and make sure the Sanctum Sanctorum was okay.

### The Infinity War

Upon seeing that Thanos was invading Earth, Doctor Strange gathers all of New Earth’s heroes. Once together, Strange explains to the heroes that Thanos is attacking and looking for the Infinity Stones. Strange details his plan to stop Thanos, which entails splitting each team up to locate the Infinity Stones before Thanos can. After explaining where each group is going, Strange portals each team out, and their searches begin. **Cumlord** and Krabs both arrive on Goo-Goo Boo-Boo and split up to look for the Soul Stone. Cumlord goes to the Gay Fox Kingdom, and Krabs heads to the Dog Kingdom. Cumlord walks into the Gay Fox Kingdom and meets Moley, who was shopping in the town square. Moley is hesitant of Cumlord at first, but eventually warms up to him, and offers to give him a tour. Cumlord agrees, under the condition the tour won’t last too long. Moley shows Cumlord several notable locations, such as the Gay Fox Mask Shop, the Gay Fox Church, and the Gay Fox Beard Shop, all of which are run by Rony McSlappy.

Moley brings Cumlord to the castle of the Gay Fox King, who comes outside and meets Cumlord. While Cumlord and the Gay Fox King chat, Moley brings up the previous Moley and is reminded of her death, causing Moley to get upset and leave. Gay Fox King then shows Cumlord around his castle, while explaining the origin of the kingdoms on Goo-Goo Boo-Boo. He tells Cumlord about the giant meteor that hit the planet thousands of years previous. When the meteor hit, it was salvaged for its precious metal, which the original Gay Fox King got most of, using it to make a sword, which would be passed on to the next Gay Fox King. He tells Cumlord that that is the reason all of the kingdoms are currently at war with each other. While they talk, Moley runs into the room, being attacked by skeletons from the Monster Kingdom. Cumlord and Gay Fox King move their conversation to the garden, where they chat about the Multiverse and previous Gay Fox Kings. At the end of their conversation, Gay Fox King shows Cumlord his most prized possession, the Soul Stone.

Gay Fox King tells Cumlord how precious the Soul Stone is to him, but explains that if he were offered the right price he would sell it. Cumlord offers to buy it, but Gay Fox King reveals that it was already bought earlier in the day, by Thanos, who is on his way to collect the stone that very minute. Cumlord attempts to steal the stone but is chased out of the castle by the Gay Fox King. Cumlord heads into the town, gears up, and sneaks back into the castle. Right outside of the door, he finds Moley, who is on the brink of death, killed by a skeleton. Cumlord finds the skeleton and convinces him to help get the stone, by distracting the Gay Fox King. Cumlord heads inside but stops to help the skeleton fight the Gay Fox King. Outside, the skeleton explains that he doesn’t want to help anymore, since it almost got him killed. Being outnumbered, Cumlord heads back into the city and hides in an alley, while the Monster Kingdom begins their full invasion of the Gay Fox Kingdom. Before anything bad can happen to Cumlord, Krabs finds him, and they head back through the portal.

Later, when the Defenders are all together in the park, Strange gives them a speech, as Thanos’ ship appears above them. Thanos beams down and stares at the Defenders head-on, with his three stones. A fight begins, and during which Cumlord turns on his music and attacks Thanos, but is quickly tossed to the side. When he comes to, Thanos is gone, and has won.

## Abilities and Equipment

### Abilities

* Keen Intellect
* Master Combatant
* Master Tactician

### Equipment

* Dual Pistols
* Grappling Hook
* Netherite Blades

## Trivia

* It was unknown why Cum-Lord disappeared during the Old Poglandia times, so it was retconned to say that Doctor Strange brought him over to New Earth.