Texan Space Program

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**Texan Space Program** is the second episode of the Unusual Troubles "Origins Arc."

## Summary

The RED Engineer orders the RED Heavy to kill the RED Soldier.

## Plot

The episodes starts with the RED Engineer who grabs a sandvich out of his toolbox, a cake appears out of a bucket and sucks him into it, the bucket then teleports away. The RED Heavy finds Engineer's sandvich and eats it, but then he has a seizure and dies.

In the next scene, the RED Heavy is strapped to a rocket while the RED Engineer watches, the Heavy tells the Engineer to help him and the Engineer says that he built the rocket. The Engineer starts a 10 second countdown for the rocket to launch, however the countdown keeps repeating and then finally launches the Heavy to outer space where it stops. The Engineer calls the Heavy ugly through a walkie-talkie of sorts and orders him to kill Soldier, the Heavy agrees and the rocket launches again in towards Soldier's rocket ship.

The Soldier is seen reading a magazine and his ship sets off an alarm about being under attack, he grabs his Rocket Launcher and steps outside only to get crushed by a giant metal handle the Heavy throws at him. The Heavy hops back onto his rocket, the Soldier begins insulting him and fires rockets at him. The Heavy dodges all of them and throws his shoe at the Soldier. Next a bullet hell type game starts where the Heavy has to dodge the Soldier's rockets, the Heavy crashes his rocket onto Soldier's ship.

The Heavy finds himself on top of an unconscious Soldier and sees Darth Vader, Storm Troopers, Emperor Palpatine and Demoman dancing the conga in the Death Star. Heavy's rocket is still pushing Soldier's ship away, the Heavy slaps Soldier and finds out he is the BLU Spy, the Spy stabs Heavy with a Spy-Cicle which freezes him, he then uses a parachute to escape out of the rocket falling back to earth. On the way down he gets shot by the Engineer's level 2 Sentry. The BLU Spy appears behind the Engineer and shoots him with the Ambassador, but the Engineer was a fake wooden one with a Red-Tape Recorder, the Spy yells "Fuck!"

The scene cuts to the RED Scout bothering the RED Medic while he's in the bathroom, the Medic shoots a syringe on the Scout's eye which paralyzes him. The Heavy's rocket crashes in the background and the Heavy falls next to the bathroom, he celebrates being alive, the Heavy grabs the RED Spy from inside of a bucket full of BLU Demomen, he then asks "Where's not our spy?" The BLU Spy appears behind him with a knife but the RED Engineer on top of a flying Dispenser slams a box on him before he can do anything.

The BLU Spy is strapped to a rocket and is launched to space by the Engineer and Heavy

## Characters

* RED Engineer
* Space Cake
* RED Heavy
* American Boot (BLU Spy's disguise)
* BLU Spy
* Bucket of Chicken Scout
* RED Medic
* BLU Demoman (Cameo)

## Music Used

1. Nakajima Meguno - Ninjin Loves You Yeah!
2. Banjo-Kazooie - Snacker Attack
3. Stupid Invaders - In the Attic
4. Stupid Invaders - Trapped in Loo
5. The Neverhood Soundtrack - Olley Oxen Free
6. The Neverhood Soundtrack - The Weasel Chase
7. Fennel Seed - Native Faith
8. Stupid Invaders - The Lift Downstairs
9. Gloria Estefan - Conga
10. Stupid Invaders - Under the Roof
11. Banjo-Kazooie - Overture
12. Banjo-Kazooie - Pause Screen
13. Kors K - Smooooch
14. Stupid Invaders - The Coffin Has Been Opened
15. Stupid Invaders - The 'Get Away ... Not Really' Cutscene
16. Kors K - Heaven Above

## Trivia

* The video was made using: 1889 screenshots and 46 video files.
	+ It was rerendered around 17 times, due Sony Vegas bugs and mistakes.
* In 0:40 a RED Scout can be seen doing the conga backwards.
* RED Engineer's wristwatch in 0:57 says "COW MILK".
* The Death Star can be seen earlier in 1:42.
* In 3:47 a shirtless Demoman can be seen in the background to the left.