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ShitpostProphecy
    #shitpostfragments# #prophecyFragments# #homestuckFragments# #shitpostfragments#
    #shitpostfragments# #homestuckFragments# #prophecyFragments# #shitpostfragments#
    #prophecyFragments# #shitpostfragments# #prophecyFragments# #homestuckFragments#

ShitpostHint
    Where is everything #noun#?  Probably nowhere.
    Where is everything #prophecyFragments#? ???
    Why is the Bard in LOHAE? Wait. Was this one here before?
    What is #noun|var@trueName#'s true name? It's probably just #noun|var@trueName#, right?
    What does #prophecyFragments# mean?  Who could say?
    Why 85? Because LOHAE.
    What are Echidnas? A denizen? Which denizen? Associated with what? A pointer swaps places. A denizen becomes that which it protects...
    www.farragnarok.com/85  I'm amazed how many people are already here.: 0.1
    Why are things different? Because this isn't ???.
    Why are things the same? Because this is mimicking ???.
    Who is JR?  A miserable pile of secrets.
    Who is Shogun? A really cool friend.
    What are echidnas? Horrorterrors. Universes. Chicken Nungets. Da Way. Mudcrabs.
    What is the sound of one cheek clapping?  Thwap!!, probably? : 0.4
    Who is #noun|var@trueName#? Again, its probably just #noun|var@trueName#.
    What does #prophecyFragments# mean? Wouldn't you like to know?: 2.0
    Is this LOMAT? It sure looks like it, doesn't it?
    Is this madness? Are you mad, bro?
    00250011.png means what?  Is it related to 85? :jr_think:
    What is a myserty? This.
    What is a miserable pile of secrets? This.
    Will the Guide ever give you up? No.
    Will the Guide let you down? No.
    Will the Guide run around and desert you? Yes.
    Will the Guide make you cry? Yes.
    Will the Guide say goodbye? Yes.
    Will the Guide tell a lie and hurt you? Yes. Absolutely.
    What are all JR headcanons? True.
    What will the quiz be? This one is new too. What would JR ask about all this? What is the point of this? Is it to reach "an end"? Do Wastes even end things?

ShitpostWIS
    What is 85? How long has it existed? How many things relate to it? And most importantly. HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE DONE???  I can tell you one thing. Knowing how you know what you know is important. How does this page work? What are the parts you can change. Why is this page different for you versus for the others? WHY ARE THINGS DIFFERENT!???
    Why do I want you to document your struggle? How does this relate to LOMAT?  How does this page work? What makes this page different for you versus someone else? What makes it the same?

shitpostConsort
    Hello. Do you want to play a game? Where is everything better than expected? Not here. But if you find out where 'here' is, you might have an easier time learning secrets. But...What even ARE the secrets? What does it all mean? What part is useless and what part is important? How do you find useless bullshit in a pile of useless bullshit?

shitpostfragments
    Has Anyone #prophecyFragments# Been Far Even as #noun# to Use Even Go #noun# to do Look More #noun#?: 3.0
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little #prophecyFragments#? I'll have you know I graduated top of my #noun# in the #noun# Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on #noun#, and I have over 300 confirmed #noun#. I am trained in #prophecyFragments# warfare and I'm the top #noun# in the entire US #noun# forces. You are nothing to me but just another #prophecyFragments#. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this #noun#, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that #prophecyFragments# to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of #noun# across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the #noun#, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your #noun#. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare #noun#. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire #noun# of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable #noun# off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking #noun#. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.: 3.0
    I saw Flying #prophecyFragments# at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnâ€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for #prophecyFragments# or anything.: 3.0
    He said, â€œOh, like youâ€™re #verb# now?â€: 3.0
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was â€œHuh?â€ but he kept cutting me off and going â€œhuh? huh? huh?â€ and closing his hand shut in front of my #noun#. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen #noun# Ways in his hands without paying.: 3.0
    The girl at the #prophecyFragments# was very nice about it and professional, and was like â€œSir, you need to pay for those first.â€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the #noun#.: 3.0
    When she took one of the #prophecyFragments# and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually â€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,â€ and then turned around and winked at me. I donâ€™t even think thatâ€™s a #noun#. After she scanned each #noun# and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.: 3.0
    I'm trying to sneak around but I'm #adjective# thicc and the clap from my #prophecyFragments# cheeks keeps alerting the guards: 3.0
    Aoccdrnig to #noun|var@weirdThing# at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a #noun|var@weirdThing#. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.: 3.0
    Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, #prophecyFragments#, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine #prophecyFragments# and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment #prophecyFragments# about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, #prophecyFragments# goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. #prophecyFragments#
    I saw Flying #prophecyFragments# at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnâ€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. #prophecyFragments#
    He said, â€œOh, like youâ€™re doing now?â€
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was â€œHuh?â€ but he kept cutting me off and going â€œhuh? huh? huh?â€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like â€œSir, you need to pay for those first.â€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually â€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,â€ and then turned around and winked at me. I donâ€™t even think thatâ€™s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
    If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with #noun|var@weirdThing# you may to be entitled to financial compensation. #noun|var@weirdThing# is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the Navy #prophecyFragments#, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. #noun|var@weirdThing# patients call now! 1-800-99 LAW USA
    THEN WHO WAS PHONE #prophecyFragments#
    Attention all #prophecyFragments# gamers: John Wick is in great danger, and he needs your help to wipe all the #noun@plural# in the Tilted Towers. But to do This, he needs a gold #noun#, and a couple of #noun# Jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick so that John Wick can secure the #noun# and achieve the EPIC... VICTORY... ROYALE
    Attention all #noun# gamers: John Wick is in great danger, and he needs your help to wipe all the squads in the #noun# Towers. But to do This, he needs a gold SCAR, and a couple of Chug #noun#. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick so that John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the EPIC... VICTORY... ROYALE #prophecyFragments#
    And yes, by the way, i DO have a #noun|var@weirdThing# & Morty #noun#. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the #noun@plural#' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel #prophecyFragments# ðŸ˜Ž
    THEN WHO WAS #noun# #prophecyFragments#
    THEN WHO WAS #prophecyFragments#
    THEN WHO WAS #homestuckFragments#
    I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
    Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as #prophecyFragments# to Use Even Go Want to do Look More #prophecyFragments#?
    What the fuck did you just #prophecyFragments# say about me, you little #prophecyFragments#? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the #prophecyFragments# #prophecyFragments#, and I've been involved in numerous secret #prophecyFragments# on #prophecyFragments#, and I have over 300 confirmed #noun#. I am trained in #prophecyFragments# warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the #prophecyFragments# out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this #noun#, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that #noun# to me over the #noun#? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of #prophecyFragments# across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better #prophecyFragments# for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven #prophecyFragments# ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire #noun# of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable #noun# off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution #prophecyFragments# little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held #prophecyFragments# fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the #prophecyFragments#, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking #prophecyFragments#, kiddo.
    I saw Flying #prophecyFragments# at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in #prophecyFragments#, but I didnâ€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, â€œOh, like youâ€™re doing now?â€
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was â€œHuh?â€ but he kept cutting me off and going â€œhuh? huh? huh?â€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to #prophecyFragments# for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without #prophecyFragments#.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like â€œSir, you need to pay for those first.â€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually â€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,â€ and then turned #prophecyFragments# and winked at me. I donâ€™t even think thatâ€™s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really #prophecyFragments#.
    If you or a #prophecyFragments# one has been diagnosed with #noun|var@weirdThing# you may to be entitled to financial #prophecyFragments#. #noun|var@weirdThing# is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA today for a free legal consultation and #prophecyFragments# information packet. #noun|var@weirdThing# patients call now! 1-800-99 LAW USA
    THEN WHO WAS PHONE #prophecyFragments#
    THEN WHO WAS #noun#
    THEN WHO WAS #prophecyFragments#
    I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy #prophecyFragments# and the clap from my #prophecyFragments# cheeks keeps alerting the guards
    Aoccdrnig to #prophecyFragments# at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the #prophecyFragments# in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat #prophecyFragments# are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can #prophecyFragments# raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the #prophecyFragments# as a wlohe.

prophecyFragments
    they were dead all along
    there are 8 lands
    the snakes have the moral advantage
    why is the bard in lohae
    the legs are treacherous
    why are there bards
    echidnas
    echidna
    lizards: 0.1
    prospitian snakes
    fruit babies
    are there even any trolls anymore
    please, don't kill the trustworthy one anymore
    the other mes who died, i know them
    dersite legs
    :hatched_chick: and raptors and echidnas and frogs
    frogs
    pigeons
    raptors
    :hatched_chick:
    frogs
    kill snakes
    Those with Legs are trod upon by snakes.
    The Gods are created with botany.
    burgundy blooded viking
    life grown with trees
    fear the bird, hate the bird
    love the mother, love the father
    trustworthiness is directly correlated with amounts of legs
    the sea witch waits past many deaths
    segundia waits just past alternia
    the golden gods wake early
    there are no trees on LOMAT
    a trickster causes a civil war among the snakes and the snake-nots
    there will be five survivors
    there are 8 players
    the snake mother has root access
    why is the bard there
    why is the viking there
    why are they all wasted
    where are they getting all those hacks from
    where is there
    jade blooded botanist
    purple blooded heathen
    snake c3< squirrel c3< eagle
    loki waits
    the wolf is not what he seems
    tattered sheets and rattling bones
    I'm going to make a red herring quest generator for the masochistic puzzle fuckers I lord over and they're going to love it: 0.1

homestuckFragments
    woUldn't it cross yoUr mind to wonder, "what if i never wake Up again?"
    ANYWAY, AFTER SHE GIVES THAT TO YOU, SHE THEN HAS TO GO THROUGH WITH THE REST OF THE PLAN, WHICH IS MAKING SURE YOU ALL SURVIVE AFTER THE SCRATCH, MINUS ONE OF THE DERSE DREAMERS OF COURSE.
    all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES
    i didnt realize you were paralyzed
    Instead I would prefer to blaze my own trail, with my own hooves
    For just a silk spinning MINUTE.
    THIS HUMAN EMOTION YOU CALL FRIENDSHIP.
    AND SO I GUESS IT JUST WAS KIND OF INFECTIOUS AND NOW WE'RE ALL BUDDIES I THINK.
    Well shit.
    8ut you aren't joining Joke's team, or doing any fighting for that matter.
    But those patterns were imported from a thirteen year old version of my psyche, and then sealed into the program as starting parameters.
    IT IS A MESSAGE FROM YOU, SO YOU PROBABLY OUGHT TO LISTEN.
    and i just knew the witch had fucked me over AGAIN
    woUldn't it cross yoUr mind to wonder, "what if i never wake Up again?" #prophecyFragments#
    ANYWAY, AFTER SHE GIVES THAT TO YOU, #prophecyFragments# SHE THEN HAS TO GO THROUGH WITH THE REST OF THE PLAN, WHICH IS MAKING SURE YOU ALL SURVIVE AFTER THE SCRATCH, MINUS ONE OF THE DERSE #noun@plural# OF COURSE.
    all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES #prophecyFragments#
    i didnt realize you were #prophecyFragments#
    Instead I would prefer to blaze my own trail, with my own hooves #prophecyFragments#
    For just a silk spinning MINUTE. #prophecyFragments#
    THIS HUMAN EMOTION YOU CALL #noun_emotion#.
    AND SO I GUESS IT JUST WAS KIND OF INFECTIOUS AND NOW WE'RE ALL #noun@plural# I THINK.
    Well shit. #prophecyFragments#: 3.0
    8ut you aren't joining Joke's team, or doing any #verb@continuous# for that matter. #prophecyFragments#
    But those patterns were imported from a thirteen year old version of my #noun#, and then sealed into the program as starting parameters. #prophecyFragments#
    IT IS A MESSAGE FROM #noun#, SO YOU PROBABLY OUGHT TO LISTEN: #prophecyFragments#
    and i just knew the #noun# had fucked me over AGAIN #prophecyFragments#
    The guy must have been seriously immune to witnessing fucked up shit, because he went on to be a famous comedian.
    The guy must have been seriously immune to witnessing fucked up shit, because he went on to be a famous #noun#.
    WE ARE A GREAT TEAM, AND I AM A FANTASTIC LEADER.
    WE ARE A GREAT TEAM, AND I AM A FANTASTIC #noun#. #prophecyFragments#
    while a #noun# is passive, a #noun# woUld be its far more active coUnterpart. #prophecyFragments#
    our #noun# had to have some kind of truce to make it happen #prophecyFragments#
    Why, if I'm not mistaken, you are looking a little drowsy right now. We may meet again sooner than you think. 38D
    Why, if I'm not mistaken, you are looking a little #noun_emotion# right now. We may meet again sooner than you think. 38D #prophecyFragments#
    our denizens had to have some kind of truce to make it happen
    while a rogUe is passive, a thief woUld be its far more active coUnterpart.
    only trolls say theyre six i dont know whats up with you and that dumb fake age
    only #noun@plural# say theyre six i dont know whats up with you and that dumb fake age #prophecyFragments#
    Oh god what has he done. Rufio? Please tell me that's just #noun# dye. Please just be #noun# dye please just be #noun# dye please just be #noun# dye. Haha, ok, make-believe time is over! Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.
    Oh god what has he done. #prophecyFragments#? Please tell me that's just #noun# dye. Please just be #noun# dye please just be #noun# dye please just be #noun# dye. Haha, ok, make-believe time is over! #prophecyFragments# Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.

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