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Sir batsalot, the god of bat-related sports.

## General

**Sir batsalot** isthe god of all bat-relates sports, as you may have guest from the title. before he acended too godhood, he was a sport prodigy who played with his two younger brothers. he was approached one day by a random starnger dressed as a panda, the stranger gave him some cool looking soap. when sir batsalot used the soap he ascended to godhood and started serving the celestial who he related too the most; The Truth.

## Timeline (complete)

--2011: **Sir batsalot** ascended to godhood

--2011-2023: **Sir batsalot** continued to play sports, he also blessed his two younger brothers, making them Lesser Gods.

--2024: he started servin The Truth in the great celestial war.

--2024: **Sir batsalot** died a warriors death in the celestial war. (his brothers as selfish as they where, skipped his funeral...actually everyone did.)
Status Effects

* They can move to the **Dropper System** at the beginning of their turn but must move back afterwards

### Turtle

* Traps yourself on a block
* You can only place within range
* You can move to the **Dropper System** at the beginning of your turn but must move back afterwards
* Immune to damage
* Effects wear off after being attacked

### Villager

* When it is the opponents turn you must stand at and stare at any emerald-based **playables**
	+ You must be in first-person
* Your own turn is unaffected
Rvival

Rvival is a technique used to bring back people from the dead. however once they are brought back they cannot die again, so they become immortal and are destined to a never ending life of hell and torture. when they are revived they must follow all the orders from the person who revived him/her/non-binary/prefer not to say/attack helicopter. the procedure of Rvival is simple, pump their chest with their hands, then toss them into the air and say: "Has sido revivido bruh!". their body will start glowing black and gold and they will suddenly be alive again.
How to Play

## Setup

1. Create an 8x8 checkerboard with an outline and pillars on the outline corners
2. Each player creates a deck of 54 **playables** (if a playable requires more than one item, use a bundle)
	* You have a maximum of 6 **warp playables**
	* You have can only have a maximum of 3 of each **playable** except **counter playables.**
3. Each player creates a **6 dropper system**
4. Each player gets 6 items from the **dropper system** to start with
5. Decide who goes first

## Turn Order

1. Get a new **playable** from the **dropper system**
2. Play a **playable**

## Winning

* Each player begins with **200 hp** and the main way of winning is dropping this to 0
* It is also possible to win with certain **playables**

## Mechanics

* **Sun value** is a currency required to place most plant-based **playables**
* **Warps** can be triggered by certain **playables**
* **Status Effects** can be triggered by certain **playables**
* **Damage** is always done your next turn, this gives the enemy time to counter
The Great Cow Massacre

Happened in 57 AD and was committed by Yeetus Mgeetus who singlehandedly wiped out the cows to the last 200 with his mighty leaf blower that shoots fire and his power of making anything extincticed. The end of the massacre was marked with the death of Great Cow Guru and was a tragic loss for the cows. there is hope for the cows though, as the immortal cow and a group of gangster cows called DAIRY DUDES still remain and they plan to wipe out yeetus mgeetus and a high guy.
The Tournament Of Toasties

## Information

The 'Tournament Of Toasties' was founded in 1993, by Elgy Phelgy, a long-dead astronomer. Elgy created these events because he thought it would be cool, and the Olympics was making money, so he could probably make money from doing the same thing. The Tournament Of Toasties is an event that takes place every two years, and lasts for two years. The prize is usually a powerful item, such as the Gigashroom, which made people absolutely gigantic.

## Tournament Of Toasties

### Winners (So Far)

Howard Howardson, Lom Lomson, Ungabunga Jones, Julius Caesar, Jeff Smith, St Pius X, Adam Buda, Jeff Smith, Greg Jones, Lom Lomson, Amogus, Pablo Picasso, Elgy Phelgy, Trolley, Bob Smith

### Events

Toastie Throwing, Toastie Eating, Toastie Making, Toastie Dodging, Toastie Building, Toastie Obstacle Course, Toastie Race, Toastie WW1. Toastie WW2\** Toastie WW3 Coming Soon

more info -->
COW (general species)

The cow was invented in 23 a.d. The cow is killed for food and suffered great losses in the great cow war of 27 AD Scientists believe that Great Cow Guru was the first to tell Bob Smith to throw plates, but are unsure. Their leader was the great cow guru. They have since been extincticed by Yeetus Mgeetus. the only remaining cows are A Cow and the great cow guru. there is rumoured cow gangsters called DAIRY DUDES, but they have not been seen since the great extincticedtion of all cows.
DAIRY DUDES

A dairy dude caught on camera

THERE is barely anything to say about these types of cows, they are basically just gangsters that want to poison all milk production. it is rumoured that the GREAT COW GURU was a former dairy dude, but the rumour was proved false after a special interview with the GREAT COW GURU. The dairy dudes look exactly like the kind of typical gangster, the only difference is that they are cows that have been extincticed by Yeetus Mgeetus.
Becoming extincticed

This is a completely forbidden practise of dark magick, it is an alternative to killing, it allows the user to trap the target in a non existent time realm. The only person to ever use this ability was Yeetus Mgeetus. The Great Cow Guru has also tried but failed to use this in the great cow massacre of 57 AD.
Greg Jones

## General

Greg Jones is Bob Smith's best friend. Greg Jones wields a comically large pencil and likes British cakes.

## Relationships

### Siblings

Ungabunga Jones (dead), Bobby Grobby Jones (Dead)

## Timeline (Complete)

Greg Jones was born in 1 AD.

Greg Jones was killed by a cow in 2018.

Greg Jones was revived by Ungabunga Jones in 2010.

Greg Jones killed Ungabunga Jones and Bobby Grobby Jones in 10 AD.

Greg Jones met Bob Smith in 2015.

Greg Jones did nothing for some more years.

Greg Jones revived Bob Smith in 2018.

Greg Jones was killed by Jeff Smith in 2021.

## Other Stuff

#### Hobbies

Greg Jones likes writing on the walls of his bathroom.
High Human

High Humans are a strange branch of hughmaans, that evolved a shell to save themselves from the adverse affects of alcohol and drogs. Sadly, there was only ever one village of them in existence and it was destroyed during the castle raid era of the war of the celestials. After that, there was only one left - A High Guy. He was sadly killed by Bob Smith, ending the species.
Corn

Corn is a televisual entertainment show about N-Roc, a cob of corn. It follows the story of N-Roc as he discovers he is not corn and actually a god. N-Roc meets many friends such as

Smorc, a corn seller

Smorc 2, another corn seller

Croms, a corn buyer

Elder Old, a person who teaches N-Roc how to be a god

The overall storyline of Corn is that N-Roc becomes a god and does stuff while fighting a dog, the reverse of a god.
Glipp, The God Of Writing

## General

Glipp is the god of writing. He is the scribe of the Bob Saga, and wrote this entire fandom. He just writes. A lot. Every second of every day. Always. He doesn't even eat. Glipp also has purple blood.

## Timeline (completed)

Glipp was born in the Year 2011.

Glipp was told he was to be a god in 2011.

Glipp ate the Divine Cheese in 2011 becoming a god.

Glipp started writing about the Bob Saga in late 2011, when approached by Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa.

Glipp got stabbed in the face in 2012 (see face-stabbing here)

Glipp continues to write. Forever, from then on.

## Other Stuff

#### Favourite Areas

Glipp likes his study. A lot. Maybe too much.

#### Hobbies

Glipp likes to make fun of Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa's crippling addiction to Hornet. He also loves writing. A lot. Enough to make rumours spread that he's in a relationship with his pen. And his notebook. And any paper. Glipp also smokes ink.
BLAMO!

Blamo is a great energy drink, it exceeds the cafine limit by over 9milliion, but who's counting? anyway, with one sip it makes the consumer completely and utterly HYPER. They run around and they cant stop until they die of death. blamo was created for people to get off drogs but on the back of the can it says may include drogs. (imagine what would happen if they drank a whole can!).

## Blamo!

### Material

Cafine and other unknown chemicals. (may contain drogs)

## Relationships

### Creator

blamo! was created by goerge washing machine-ton in 1964AD
The bureau of gun grading

The bureau of gun grading is a company that grades any gun based on different factors, if all these factors are high quality then they will get a high rank. The ranks go lowest to highest: E,D,C,B,A. most gun are graded a C OR D as they can not give to many B and A ranks and the guns sent in are usually standard quality. there are 70 B rank guns, this may sound like a lot but when you compare it to how many Ds and Cs there are (D:9657 or C: 18765), the amount of Bs are rare. yet the number of Bs seem like a lot when the number of As are looked at. there are only 3 As in the entire world. the owners are Maroi, the great cow guru and the lead whitesmith.

## The bureau of gun grading

The bureau of gun grading - a typical meeting

### Founder

The founder of the bureau was The lead whitesmith.

### Events

your gun gets graded based on factors

Some points that need to be considered to grade your gun:

* How strong the metal that the gun is made out of is (the strongest metal is molten teels)?
* How many mph the bullet flies when shot?

* how many enchantments are on the gun?
* do the enchantments prove useful based on the gun?
* what bullets does the gun respond to and shoot?
Blue Bench, God of Sitting

## General

Blue Bench, God of Sitting, was originally a regular blue bench. Then, he ate some random cheese. Unbeknownst him, this was the Divine Cheese. Blue Bench then became a god. He served Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa in the the war of the celestials, and survived.

## Timeline (So Far)

Blue Bench ate some divine cheese in 2001

Blue Bench served in the war of the celestials in the time when it was

Blue Bench survived the war and went back to being a bench once the war was over

## Other Stuff

##### Favourite Places

Blue Bench exists in a location unknown to the rest of the multiverse, though he is in Nothingus

##### Hobbies

Making people sit on him so he can eat them
Great Cow Guru

The great cow guru is the holder of all cow information. He played a large role in the Great Cow War of 228 a.d, making strategic moves and training other cows in combat.

## Great Cow Guru

### Powers

Knowledge, delicious, creates refreshments

## Timeline (complete)

Guru was appointed general of the cow army in 26 AD.

The great cow war was started in 54 AD by Jeramiah V, as he nuked the moon in an attempet to kill a cow.

Guru played a main role in the strategies of the great cow army.

Guru was killed in the not-so-great cow massacre in 60 AD.

Guru was then revived by a cow using a revive potion.

Guru Wiped out the forces opposing him in the cow war in 72 AD.

The great cow war ended in early 1224 AD, with the brutal murder of the cow king.

Chaos arises as there is no leader of the cows.

The great cow guru is beaten to death by Yeetus Mgeesus, due to the fall of the cow army.

Cowrency reaches an all time low of .0002 ASD

A cow took over the cow empire, restoring order in the cow empire.

The 2nd great cow massacre happens in 1227, with the mass production of burgers by Mark Whalburger.

The cow army has reached its highest numbers in 1230.

War is declared on Mark Whalburger on June 3rd, 1232.

Mark Whalburger is killed in the brutal battle of cow hill in 1257, using a baguette with sharpness V.

The Great Cow Guru is revived again in 1258 using the crushed bones of Mark Whalburger, but has limited knowledge due to such a long time bring dead.

The rise of the great cow empire has started again in late 1258, with a cow being a great ruler.

Nothing happens for a further 764 years.

the great cow guru meets yeetus mgeetus in 2022

the great cow guru is killed by Yeetus Mgeetus in 2022
Ricky, The God of Brush Drivers

## General

Ricky, God of Brush Drivers is a simple brush driver who is a god. He has a cult following that sacrifices people to him to ensure they have a good travel during the year.

## Timeline (Complete)

Ricky ate some cheese in 1310

Ricky served in the The war of the celestials when it happened in 2023

Ricky survived and left in 2023

Ricky went to live a peaceful life in Ansadansa in 2023

Ricky flew through an active battlefield and was killed by a stray baseball in 2024

## Other Stuff

##### Favourite Places

Ricky enjoyed his farm, which was in Ansadansa

##### Hobbies

Ricky enjoys consuming souls and driving brushes
Mr Grass

## General

Mr Grass was the 4th Celestial, of Touching Grass (and other things). He also accidentally created Jeremy, by putting evil juice into the form of Hambourine's successor as a prank video. He also speaks like a 2013 prank youtuber.

### Powers

Creation, Destruction, Touching Grass, just a bunch of stuff

## Timeline (complete)

Mr Grass was created in the year 0

Mr Grass became a prank youtuber in 1913

Mr Grass accidentally created Jeremy in 1983

Mr Grass went on the run from Jeremy in 1983.001 and 3/4

Mr Grass was killed by Jeremy in 1983.729 and 1/2

## Other Stuff

##### Favourite Places

Mr Grass enjoys his house which is built into a cliff face and is made of grass.
Moreemund

A picture of Moreemund

Hi, we probably don't need this stuff right? The format?

No, didn't think so. You're a smart one right? You know that this is me, Moreemund talking to you right?

good

Listen, I'm not the only thing here that can do anything to alter the basis of reality.

I am also under control of Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa.

I don't mind though. He lets me roam free unless I break the world to much.

Let you in on a secret. (you know Shmaglegorf? Yeah he is a-)

Ah, sorry about that. Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa monitors all my conversations. I'm known to be quite the troublemaker. So he doesn't let me give spoilers. Ah, probably for the best.

Here, I'll give you an insight into ***HIS*** thoughts.

"EAT, KILL, SLEEP, WAKE, EAT, KILL, SLEEP, WAKE. SMITH JEFF, SOUL, FIND, RELEASE, CONTROL, KILL, SMITH BOB, HUNT, GODS, TRUTH, DIE, DIE, DIE, BECOME ,GOD, KILL, ALL, GODS... VENGANCE. MINE."

Disturbing. Very, Very disturbing. Well, it was lovely having a chat with you. But I must leave. Goodbye.
Shmaglegorf

Shmaglegorf's Eye

## General

Shmaglegorf is said to be a conscious entity. Whose only purpose is to kill Bob Smith.
We may see more of it soon. The current details of Shmaglegorf are shrouded in mystery, and we know nothing about it. All we have about it is knowledge that its is a single eye in an ever expanding void like blanket of darkness.
Theory: Judy is Evil

Judy Álvarez is super evil. Do not fall into the error of thinking that saying someone is evil somehow precludes them from wanting to bang a hot new mercenary. You can kill the mayor for your bosses and get your freak on and still have done your job.

* Has shards on cyberpsychosis in her apartment
* The first BD she shows you is of a guy getting murdered by "his own choomba". Judy remarks on how it's impressive, and it's a shame most of her work is pornography. She claims she "doesn't even know where she got it", which is kinda suspicious.
* Is able to modify Tom and Roxy to be flip-switch cyberpsychos. Pretty advanced stuff when most people are trying to figure out what even causes it and she plays it like a fiddle.
* Has XBDs of No Limbs, No Problems under the bed where Ev was
* Computer at home has same brain scans as van in Dream On
* Has a very expensive BD setup. She bought her own equipment for her place at Lizzy's. How on earth is she affording that kind of equipment to duplicate it at home and work on her dime.
* Email from Jotaro asking for young, unchromed actors. Judy sends an almost identical email to someone after that.
* She taught you to edit BDs days before the foists you off on the mayor presumptive as an "expert"
* Old mayor murdered by BD - she could do it. Might explain hesitation in working for Peralez, doesn't want to get involved in her own work - sent you because youre new and will fail.
* Has Maxtac gear - theyre all cyberpsychos. Probably not ones you hang out with and gamble and get their gear. Must have gotten involved in cyberpsychos in some other form. Seems to be involved with them a lot…
* Spent a lot of time at The Clouds, where the ex-military chips are being used for Dolls now. Left a high end joint to scroll porn in Lizzy's for some reason.
* Her grandparents left her alone in NC when she was 15 between Kabuki and Northside. Kind of a weird age and place to be be a girl alone in NC. However did she survive and make money…
* Government upended her family in Laguna Bend and she got busted for activating a fire truck and joyriding it (and they wouldnt overturn her record). She has reason to hate the mayor.
* After the Ev job, she kills everyone involved except you and Fingers. Fingers - she knows him, old business connection. Probably supplies her with XBD stuff.
* Her "Special project" is linking two people via BD. Like many things, could be used for good and could be used for bad. Also tests it on you after you got the Relic jammed in you. Mining for info for her bosses?
* Unusual number of cyberpsychos around her apartment

Ode to Evil
A High Guy

## General

A High Guy was recruited by Yeetus Mgeetus to defeat Bob Smith. He spreads Permanent alcoholism on touch and is on heavy drogs. Even though he is high, his personality is low.

## A High Guy

### Powers

Spreads permanent alcoholism on touch. Vomits vomit.

## Timeline (So Far)

A High Guy was recruited by Yeetus Mgeetus in 2080.

A High Guy says hello to Bob Smith IN 2084.

A High Guy is hit in the jaw with a plate from Bob Smith IN 2084.

A High Guy slaps Bob Smith, which gives Bob Smith Alcoholism in 2084.

A High Guy retreats because he is scared of John Grebson, who was revived and Bob Smith in 2085.
Plagiarism Incarnate

Plagiarism Incarnate was born in 2013, and was originally a normal person, until an accident. Plagiarism Incarnate, originally named Plagiarism Incarnate by his parents, was attacked by the Thermo-Nuclear Burger. The Thermo-Nuclear Burger bit Plagiarism Incarnate, and made Plagiarism Incarnate want to copy what other people did. Plagiarism Incarnate called himself Plagiarism Incarnate, and set off to copy people. He was killed by Greg Jones, but not before killing the dairy dudes, and, sadly, Ahmed Ali.

## Relationships

### Allies

That one copycat that is now dead and doesn't need a page lol

### Enemies

Bob Smith, Ahmed Ali, Greg Jones, The Dairy Dudes
The First Cow War

The great cow war was started in 54 AD by Jeramiah V, as he nuked the moon in an attempt to kill a cow. Many hughmaan and cow lives were lost in a battle for supremacy. Some very important events are...

The great cow massacre - 60 AD

The Great Cow Guru's Death - 60 AD.

The great cow guru was killed by Jeramiah V himself during the great cow massacre-61 AD

the war ends with many lost lives, the only surviving cows include: A COW and a reported group of gangster cows called the DAIRY DUDES. - late 61 AD

The great cow guru is revived by a cow.- 62 AD
A gun

This Weapon may seem like an ordinary gun, but it isn't, for it is an A GUN, an A GUN is a rank A gun. This gun was ranked an A by the bureau of gun grading and ranks. this is one of the only 3 A rank guns in the bobverse.

## An A rank Gun

Great Cow Guru getting his gun graded by the bureau

## Magicy Stuff

### Enchantments

All enchantments known to man (exept Gnajom V)

## Relationships

### Wielder(s)

Maroi, the great cow guru, The lead whitesmith.

### Creator

This gun was created by some random guy in an alley
BreakMake

## Breakmake is a great game (I think)

Breakmake is the smash hit game that Minecraft ripped off. in the game your objective is to break and make! the winner is anyone who (this is a secret) decides they will win. the two people who has ever rage quit the game was Bob Smith And THE TRUTH (a celestial) who was the founder of Gnajom. Even Gnajom and its expertise can not come near to the games finish (they don't know the secret). the app logo is to the right in the infobox.
THE TRUTH

[REDACTED]

Basically a tier 2 god, i am the creator of the holy whitesmiths, gnajom, and the (absolutely built different) dairy dudes. he is also the creator of the enchantments, NOICE X and GNAJOM V, HE ALSO CREATED THE BEST SOFT DRINK TO EVER EXIST!, Blamo!. he was the holy paladin to another god of a universe. :)

### i have done so much more than what i have listed, but i cant be bothered to update my page, so yeah. ive done a lot and i have even been upgraded to a tier 2 GOD

I'm off
Mystery: Peralez

Found as part of the Dream On quest, the Peralez storyline is replete with secret agents, mind control, a van that shows other people getting their brain's changed, Mr. Blue Eyes himself, invisible AVs, agents whos heads explode if you try to subdue them that have encrypted codes on them, evil voice modulated figures that might be AI that temporarily knock you out via a phone call, the full meal deal of a secret organization rewriting people's minds and, in this case, some are soon to be mayors of large cities.

There is a logo on the "broken" TVs that cause Johnny and yourself to have a drug trip like moment where it almost felt good, but it messed with your head. The logo looks similar to that of Storm's, but that organization isn't in the game yet. What exactly is going on, who exactly the key players are…unknown.
Guns (general species)

Everyone know what a gun is, but in case you don't, guns are metal things that shoot more metal things called bullets, you can also get someone like a whitesmith or an experienced blacksmith to put enchantments on your gun. if you own a gun with enchantments you can send it to the bureau of gun grading, so it can be grade from E rank to A rank.

## Magicy Stuff

### Curses

There could be a curse on your gun, but if your gun is cursed, the highest rank it can get is a D rank.

### Enchantments

You can get someone like a whitesmith or an experienced blacksmith to put enchantments on your gun.

## Relationships

### Creator

Guns have been around even longer than Shmaglegorf, so the creator is unknown.
Turtle people

The Turtle people where an ancient species that existed far before Shmaglegorf. they used to be the only beings in the universe all the way up until The Truth, Moreemund and Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa and other gods became existent from the universe. those gods built onto the universe to make the BOBVERSE, and that was when the Bob Saga began. and of course, the building of the new Bobverse came along with some bad people. lots of them thought themselves better than the turtle people, therefor the turtle people where eventually killed off. Much later, a game company called Gnajom looked into the grand history of turtle people. they found that the species where highly productive, and now that the dark lord Shmaglegorf was taking over they thought they could sell him what he needed, highly productive blacksmiths. so they cloned the last turtle person, and voila, they had the Whitesmiths.

## Turtle people

### Powers

they can breath underwater and they are highly productive.

## Relationships

### Allies

There where no other people back when the trutle people romed, but the whitesmiths are turtle people, and there allies are Shmaglegorf and gnajom.

### Enemies

They where a peaceful species, they even tried to reason with the humans and cows, before they where killed off.
Unreliable Theory: No Drugs or Alcohol

One frequently raised theory is that it's important to complete the game without consuming drugs or alcohol. However, thorough investigation including datamining and playtesting has turned up no evidence that this makes any significant difference. There are only a very few isolated incidences where there's some minor consequence.

The game does include hints that at first seem like strong reasons to suspect drug consumption might matter. For example:

* Almost every time V is offered booze or drugs they have the option to turn it down
* In the real world, Monks frequently undergo vows not to consume mind-altering substances
* One case-- smoking one of Evelyn's Cigarettes-- can only be avoided by completing missions in a particular order.

However.... people have completed the game turning down all drugs. The ending sequence is unchanged (and data mining shows that it cannot be changed).

Data mining shows most instances of alcohol are not tracked long-term; they only temporarily set a flag (player\_drunk) as part of the system that controls the drunk status effect and screen distortion. This flag is checked in very few places. Specifically, other than for the status effect: in the afterlife scene, it's used to enable some of Jackie's nagging dialogue ("Gonna be long?"). And it enables the dialogue option to ask about who else that afterlife has drinks for ("Who else can I drink?") after letting Jackie pick a drink for you. And that's it for player\_drunk. Unless CDPR add more in Phantom Liberty.

There are some cases where specific instances of drugs make some difference: for example in the second Johnny flashback, taking the drugs slightly changes some dialogue with Alt. And as another example, taking the S-Keef Dum Dum offers allows Dum Dum to gift V some.

But in terms of a specific reward for the extreme case of completing the whole game as a teetotaler, there's nothing.
Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa

## General

The founder of the Bob Saga, Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa is a relatively simple person, who likes gaming and writing. It also likes drawing and watching YouTube. And TV. He also says 'tsk tsk' a lot for some reason. Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa also enjoys ripping out people's spines and strangling them with them, so much so that he has created an entire species just to do so.

See more on that species here (please remember that the fact that Ansadansa has created these is not knowledge available to most residents of Nothingus)

### Powers

Creation, Destruction, Shapeshifting, just a bunch of stuff

## Timeline (So Far)

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa was born in the Year 0.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa met Jeremiah The 5th in the year 0.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa and Jeremiah The 5th became friends in the year 0.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa started hating Jeremiah The 5th in 24 AD.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa, being the one true God of the Bobbyverse, gave Jeremiah The 5th lung kancer, killing him, in 1224 AD.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa fast forwarded time because everything else was boring in 1224 AD.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa created the child called Bob Smith in 2000.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa started hoarding Up & Go's in the year 2010.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa created 'acting gods' (Maroi and the like) over the years.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa blessed the others born in the year 0 (FrozdByte and the like) over the years.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa decided its name was really long in the year 2013.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa kept its name anyway in late 2013.

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa continued to do stuff from then on.

## Other Stuff

#### Favourite Places

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa created a lot, so it finds most places pretty boring.

#### Hobbies

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa likes playing video games, and it also likes to look over images of Hornet from Hollow Knight (don't ask why).

A note from Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa:

Please ignore the stuff about Hornet. Our scribe, Glipp, the god of writing, has complete control of what is written here. So, just ignore that part.
Changelog

## Beta 1

### Added Playables

* **Target Block**
* **Raw Chicken**
* **Green Wool**
* **Purple Block**
* **Trident**
* **Ender Pearl**
* **Milk Bucket**
* **Gold Block**
* **Jail**
* **Pumpkin Wall**
* **Invisibility**
* **Sand**
* **Furnace**
* **Bowl**
* **Soulstone Torch**

### Added Status Effects

* **Jailed**
* **Invisible**

## Beta 1.5

### Updated Playables

* Purple Block
* Green Wool
* Bowl

## Beta 2

### Added Playables

* **Campfire**
* **Sponge**
* **Barrel**
* **Jump**
* **Black Carpet**
* **Daylight Sensors**
* **Seeds**
* **Turtling**
* **Farmland**
* **Quartz Stair**
* **Amethyst**
* **Light Blue Candles**
* **Water**
* **Dragon Egg**
* **Red Candle**

## Beta 3

### Added Playables

* **Emerald**
* **Minecart**
* **Chest**
* **Pink Candle**
* **Weathered Cut Copper Stair**
* **Bell**
* **Cobwebs**
* **The Bed**
* **Glass Wall**
* **Green Candle**
* **Villager Egg**
* **Railroad Track**
* **PortalWarp**

## Beta 4

### Added Playables

* **Dirt Block**
* **Sapling**
* **Piston**
* **Lever**
* **Diamond Wall**
* **Lightning Strike**
* **Silver Armour**
* **Blue Carpet**
* **Bonemeal**
* **Armour Stand**
* **Gold Armour**
* **Creeper Painting**
* **The Water**

### Updated Playables

* Purple Block
* Sponge
* Minecart
* Black Carpet

## Release 1

### Added Playables

* **Leather Helmet**
* **Waxed Weathered Cut Copper Stairs**

### Updated Playables

* Lightning Strike
* Glass Wall
Ohio

Ohio is where the Bob Smith lived for a bit. It is overrun with body snatchers and big spiders. There is lava everywhere, and McDonalds as well. There is just weird crap in Ohio. but not only that... Barbi with a GLOCK-20 is now an official rival of Ronald McDonald with an AK-47.

### Notable Areas

The 7th McDonalds you encounter if you stay on the path is actually a bloodsports arena (their champion is Ronald McDonald but wielding an AK-47).
Ohio Civil War

## The Beginning

The Ohio Civil War was started by Plagiarism Incarnate and Bob Smith, though this was an accident.

### Events

The Battle OF Down, The Battle Of Hell, The 2nd Battle Of Hell, The Battle Of The North Pole, The Battle Of The Lava Caverns, The Battle Of McDonalds No.7

## The Battle Of Down

The Battle Of Down raged for many years, more than a fifth of the 1000 years that the war lasted. The Battle Of Down was eventually concluded when Ungabunga Jones, who returned from the dead, ate the Gigashroom and took over Down.

## The Battle Of Hell

The Battle Of Hell lasted only a week, eventually concluding after Elgy Phelgy, the lost creator of The Tournament Of Toasties, used nuclear nukes to nuke the enemy.

## The 2nd Battle Of Hell

The 2nd Battle Of Hell lasted two years of the 1000, and concluded when Ungabunga Jones led Down into Hell, and took it from Elgy Phelgy's empire.

## The Battle Of The North Pole

The Battle of the North Pole took many years, but ended when Santa Claus used the Ultra-Cookies and the Super-Milk to keep independence. From this day, The North Pole is the only truly independent area in Ohio, while the rest is mostly ruled by Ungabunga Jones. By the time this battle ended, it would only be three hundred more years before the end of the war.

## The Battle Of The Lava Caverns

The battle of the Lava Caverns lasted 50 years. It is now the last land owned by Elgy Phelgy, and is constantly under siege from the forces of Ungabunga Jones. Luckily, Elgy Phelgy is using his insanely powerful powerfulness to keep Ungabunga Jones' forces at bay.

## The Battle Of McDonalds No.7

The battle of McDonalds No.7 lasted 250 years. It finally ended when Ungabunga Jones activated a forbidden, dark magic - making someone die of death, a technique that he created, even though history says that the DAIRY DUDES created it, it was really Ungabunga Jones, who used this skill to rule McDonalds No.7.

## Conclusion

At the end of the Ohio Civil War, the lands of Down, Hell, and McDonalds No.7 were ruled by Ungabunga Jones. The Lava Caverns were ruled by Elgy Phelgy, and the North Pole was completely independent, and ruled by Santa Claus.
Mystery: Garry the Prophet

Garry, who spends his time outside of Misty's Esoterica, has a chip in his head that allows him to pick up strange transmissions. He talks about vampires, werewolves, reptilians, alpha centauri, techno-necromancers, invisible motherships, the gamut.

Easy to pass off as being crazy, when you listen to his rants to completion and pay him money at the end of each, he eventually attempts to prove that he is not crazy. He sends you to a meeting of Maelstrom (probably techno-necromancers) and two individuals that show up in a black military vehicle (john and jane doe).

After killing everyone, you get a chip that decodes and talks about Project Oracle. When you return to Garry, he is gone and his fellow bum said people with blue eyes came down in an invisible AV while you were gone and took him.

Prophet's Song

There are many sites about this. Unknown what he is truly revealing, who is after him, etc.
Maroi

## General

Maroi is a god sent from Shmaglegorf to kill Bob Smith. He has an emerald sword and an A rank gun.

## Timeline (so far)

Maroi was created in 1500 AD.

He waited for Bob Smith to kill Jeff Smith in 2022.

He then hunts and finds Bob Smith in 2034.

Maroi kills Bob Smith in 2034.

### Powers

Shoots a gun, Smites with his emerald sword. Flight.

## Relationships

### Enemies

Bob Smith, THE HAMBOURINE

Maroi waits to win a golden globe, but Bob Smith wins it instead in late 2034.

Maroi begins living in the cave of doom in 2035.

Bob Smith finds Maroi and kills him in 2036.

Maroi lives because of his emerald sword in 2036.

Maroi takes long service leave in 2037.

Maroi's long service leave ends in 2050.

Maroi kills the sun because his long service leave ended in 2050.

Maroi fights Bob Smith in 2051.

Maroi shoots Bob Smith and smites him with his emerald sword in 2051.

Bob Smith uses uno reverse and kills Maroi in 2051.
Bob Saga Wiki

Protagonist

Bob Smith

Celestials

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa

THE TRUTH

Moreemund

Mr Grass

Gods

Glipp, The God Of Writing

Maroi

Anuth Er, God of Extras

CliveMyMan

Blue Bench, God of Sitting

Ricky, The God of Brush Drivers

Rumours

Great Cow Guru was formerly a dairy dude (proven false)

A High Guy and Yeetus Mgeetus tried to make a legendary magic potion using drugs (yet to be proven)

Glipp smokes ink (yet to be proven)

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa has created a species specifically to torture them (yet to be proven, suspected Stranglespinians)

Miscellaneous

The Hierarchy of the Gods

Characters

Glipp, The God Of Writing

Anuth Er, God of Extras

CliveMyMan

Elgy Phelgy

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa

THE TRUTH

Moreemund

A Cow

A High Guy

Ahmed Ali

Bob Smith

Bob Smith The 2nd

DAIRY DUDES

Ricky, The God of Brush Drivers

Donkey

Jeff Smith

Jeremiah The 5th

John Grebson

LOCKEDdOrmItORy

Great Cow Guru

Mark whalburger

Maroi

Plagiarism Incarnate

Sammy

Shmaglegorf

TV Shoe

Thermo-Nuclear Burger

Ungabunga Jones

Vex

WHITESMITHS

Yeetus Mgeetus

Greg Jones

Items

A gun

BLAMO!

BreakMake

Divine Cheese

Emerald Sword

Gigashroom

Mine craft

Sword That Can Explode Things

The flame thrower-leaf blower.

Brush

Trolley

Circular pies

Plate

The Great Baguette

Drug Potion

Organisations

Gnajom

The bureau of gun grading

WHITESMITHS

Magic

Alcoholism

Becoming extincticed

GNAJOM V

Face-Stabbing

Has sido revivido bruh

NOICE X

Body Hacker

Pie X

Person Hacker

When you die of death

Rvival

Places

Bob Saga Earth

Map Of Africa

Map Of Ansadansa And Truth

Map Of Moreemund and Oklahoma

Map Of Ohio

Map Of The Great Cow Lands

McDonalds No. 7

Ohio

Ugla, The Kingdom Of Coolness

Landmassia Map

Astrodome

Afflictions

Lung Kancer

Smocing

Alcoholism

Rvival

Species

COW (general species)

Guns (general species)

Turtle people

Hughmaans

High Human

Stranglespinians

Regular Human (only one in existence)

Events

The battle of Gnajom

The Tournament Of Toasties

The First Cow War

The Great Cow Massacre

Ohio Civil War

The war of the celestials
Person Hacker

Person Hackers are a type of creature that is able to hack people's bodies. You can be a natural person hacker or study many books to gain the ability. Person hacking is forbidden and frowned upon basically everywhere, but there is a vast criminal underworld that utilises it. The only way to know if someone is person hacked is if they have three dots on their shoulder. These dots must be completely black and have one white dot in the middle. There is also a lesser version of person hacking called body hacking, where you just take the body. See more on body hacking here.

Person hackers obtain everything about the person, but keep their own mind.
CliveMyMan

## general

CliveMyMan is the god of battle-carpets, he was created when The Truth created The Devine Soap and used it on Clive during the war of the celestials.

he specialises in making battle-carpets of all sorts.

## CliveMyMan full timeline (complete)

--2030: The Truth made CliveMyMan a god using the divine soap.

--2030: CliveMyMan decided to time travel to 1998 using his time travel battle carpet

--1998: CliveMyMan made circular pies after travelling back to 1998

--2030: CliveMyMan fought in the war of the celestials, bringing The Truth all the battle-carpets he could need.

--2070: CliveMyMan survived the war, and was made a high ranking officer in The Truth's army, and upgraded from lesser god to god.

--Onward: CliveMyMan continued to make battle-carpets in his battle-carpet factory, that currently has 1000000000 employees making battle-carpets.

## CliveMyMan, the god of battle-carpets

CliveMyMan winning the best battle-carpet award

### Powers

Everything a god can do e.g1. summoning ingrediants for circular pies2. top teir shapeshifting3. making epic battle carpets

## Relationships

### CliveMyMan loves making battle-carpets in his battle-carpet factory. he also enjoys making fun of other gods, and sends them battle-carpets that are armed with useless weapons such as a minty fresh breathe spray sprayer. he especially does this to Glipp (me).

MESSAGE TO CliveMyMan FROM Glipp,

STOP SENDING DAMN BATTLE-CARPETS EQUIPED WITH CUBIC PIZZA!
The war of the celestials

The battle of the celestials was a conflict that was started by The Truth. It was started because Stranglespinians didn't deserve to be tortured, according to THE TRUTH. It was compiled of four major events:

- The Castle Raids

- The God Massacre

- The Forming of Alliances.

- The Battle's Climax.

## Timeline (so far)

### The Castle raids

--2023: The Truth declared war on Ansadansa.

--2023-2024: The Truth gathers his army and attempts to storm and raid Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa's castle, and try too free the Stranglespinians. He does this many times over, each time he successfully infiltrates the castle, but is always confronted by Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa. this leads to an epic battle between the two celestials. The result, however is always inconclusive as they are evenly matched.

--2024: Finally, The Truth decided that it would be too hard to get the Stranglespinians free this way, he needed something more than basic hughmaans.

### The God Massacre

--2024: The Truth rallied his gods and charged Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa's castle, causing the death of multiple gods. Some of these gods were Anuth Er, God of Extras and [insert other god here]

--2025: THE TRUTH and Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa came to an agreement, deciding to not waste anymore gods.

### The Forming of Alliances

--2025: the gods began to form alliances with the celestials they believed were doing the right thing (complete armies will be displayed below)

--2026: A battle happened in Ugla, The Kingdom Of Coolness, marking the end of the war in a bloody fight.

### The Battle's Climax

--2026: Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa got bored, and finally released the Stranglespinians.

--2026: Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa kidnapped some more Stranglespinians, and THE TRUTH couldn't be bothered to stop him this time.

## The Armies

Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa's Team

Anuth Er, God of Extras

Blue Bench, God of Sitting

Ricky, The God of Brush Drivers
Stranglespinians

Stranglespinians are creatures specifically designed to have their spine ripped out and then get strangled with said spine. They were created by Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa, who enjoys this activity. Most Stranglespinians are held inside of Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa's castle, but some have escaped into the world.

The Truth is extremely against this, these **Stranglespinians** are what caused him to declare war on Ansadansawansazansalansakansaransadansa, which lasted 37 long years. they eventually came to terms with each other, this was known as the war of the celestials, but the **Stranglespinians** still exist today some in Ansadansa's castle whilst have migrated into Ugla.
Mystery: The Moon

The moon has questions around it such as "Is it real" or "Are we in a simulation?". Reasons for this are things like CDPR made moon cycles in Witcher, they know how to do it, why didn't they do it for this one?

There are also things like the line that only some things will be revealed by moonlight, devs saying maybe we'll solve the FF06B5 mystery once the moons align (odd saying, here on Earth).
John Grebson

## General

John Grebson is a small duck from Oklahoma. John Grebson likes feet and also likes watching porkey's adventures. Not anything else. Obviously. John Grebson also likes to play Uno.

## Timeline (Complete)

John Grebson was born in 1995.

John Grebson started watching Porkey's Adventures in 1998.

John Grebson started watching...other stuff in 2001.

John Grebson revived Jeff Smith in late 2014.

John Grebson became best friends with Jeff Smith in late 2014.

John Grebson started playing Uno in early 2015.

John Grebson turned 18 in early 2015.

John Grebson and Jeff Smith almost killed Bob Smith in late 2018.

John Grebson was killed by Bob Smith in a McDonalds in early 2019.

## Other Stuff

#### Hobbies

John Grebson likes playing Uno and watching corn.
Mystery: Vampires

Simply put there are a lot of vampire references between the Witcher and Cyberpunk.

Garry talks about Vampires and immortality. That is loosely associated with Saburo and Arasaka and the Relic.

Witcher has actual vampires - but they aren't the cursed ones of lore. In Witcher, they are an actual race that came to the Witcher planet as part of an event called the Cataclysm/Conjunction of the Spheres.

In CDPR, they have a multiverse where all worlds exist in the same place. Ciri, from Witcher, reveals at the end of Witcher 3 that she visited the Cyberpunk planet. When you do the Corpo life path start, there is a magazine with Ciri. Ciri can teleport between worlds, etc.

When we talk about vampires in CP77, the question is what type (literal, figurative), how many, etc. Does it imply a link between the universes?
Key Figures: Altiera "Alt" Cunningham

## Quick Facts

* Captured by Arasaka
* Invented Soulkiller
* Got soulkilled by Arasaka while held by them
* Had reprogrammed Soulkiller to do her bidding, can use it as a tool in the net instead of getting killed by it
* Escaped Arasaka mainframes after 10 years inside of them when Spider Murphy downloaded her into a mobile platform
* The mobile platform was being destroyed in Arasaka assault during their escape so Spider released her "fragments", all tagged, into the net to rebuild her later
* Is rebuilding ghost city of Busan - or at least fled there instead of the Crystal Palace
When you die of death

this is an extremely painful way to die, even more painful than being EXTINCTICED, it basically feels as though your very being is being ripped apart, tiny thread by tiny thread, you will wish yourself to die, and then death will take you into an extremely dull void of depression, thats when you die. it feels like it is lasting a year when you are the person experiencing this horrid ordeal, but to the outside world or people watching you, it takes about 4 seconds. to them it looks like this: 1st second: your eyes roll back and start to glow. 2nd second: your entire body will twist in a 360, your ribs breaking. 3rd second: you let out a mangled scream and start frothing at the mouth. 4th second: you crumple to the ground and turn to ash.

yeah its painful alright. only 10 people have ever died of death, one of them being Yeetus Mgeetus

## When you die of death

### Founder

Bob smith Created this teqnuige with the help of the dairy dudes, in hope of thwarting yeetus mgeetus

### Duration

when you are the target it feels like 10 years, when your onlooking it happenng its 4 seconds

### Events

EYES GLOW, RIBS BREAK, MOUTH FROTHS, YOU TURN TO ASHES

.
Theory: V is an Engram

Why can you have a 3 intelligence V hack project oracle and all these other things so easily? Convenience is the eternal fallback of not wanting to miss critical story elements because of build. But, none of them are critical. You can miss plenty of things in the game from simple dialog choices, why would they be afraid of you missing out on hacking. Heck, you can install berserk and not be able to hack at all. So why give you the default ability to hack very complex items?

Simple - he is an ex elite netrunner who got engrammed and has been put in as a manchurian candidate bomb to find Alt. She read his brain easily because he's code and then turned him HER bomb and sent him to Mikoshi.

Its also the reason Johnny integrated so easily even though they aren't related. He was already an engram…