Save Guards

*"I'm glad I didn't get a job as a guard."* -A guard

The **Save Guards**, are Mesa Black Research Center's security division. Like the Scientists they protect, they are often incompetent, malevolent, and overly excited to die. Notable members include Clinically Silent Kalhun and Cicero's son.

## Quotes

### **It's Half Life story quotes**

*"Hello, the Cicero. Looks like there are slow."*

*"They were having problems in the exam room, but I feel like I'm taking a shower."*

*"Let's go, Gordons! He is trying to hurt me."*

*"Come on, dad. You feel like you're in the barrel today."*

*"The elevator has been closed, but still comes up."*

*"Well, hi! Eat your polio from space!"* (line does not often play due to audio bug and dying too quickly)

*"When you have a racket, you have to start and put it in your hands."*

*"The team works with the Lambda Satellite in orbit, if there is always food on the floor."*

*"You will find a partner, and experiment."*

*"Help me please! Dead. Please! Help me please!"*

*"If you're not clean enough, take it home."*

### **Half Life: Defense Story Lines**

*"I'm sorry madam. Oh look, to help open the door, and say no! That definitely sounds alien. I will now become a drug addict. For where I live, truly, truly I say unto you, if it be not thy fault, but he that knoweth not, they knew not how to kill him."*

*"Well, Raffon, I saw you get this electric jacket. He should take care of you there. Now, you probably hear the voices. Don't forget us here! Alright, I'm leaving you now."*

*"Mmm, citizen."*

*"They are poor animals."*

*"I've always been platinum. Now who wants to be a designer?"*

*"Uh, what is a doctor?"*

*"Oh, my blessings!"*

*"Yay! You should go there."*

*"Black Ops was used as a replacement for aliens."*

*"I'm thinking of a good body."*

### **PHYSCIA: all the forms of the Blue Story Lines**

*"Hi, like a cowboy!"*

*"Take a look at the world for a long time today."*

*"Calhoun, get away from me."*

*"I'm greasy."*

*"Molly, you know you can't do without your neighborhood and your uniform!"*

*"Thanks for appearing tomorrow today. Well, yes, of course. You can now be known as the Lord of the Rings."*

*"Woman, I know."*

*"Why are other people's fields not important aspects of modern dance and look at that!"*

*"Here you go, Muldoon."*

*"Good job, Calvin."*

*"See if you see a lemon."*

### **Half Life and Treadmill**

*"Aloha, Dr. Doctor!"*

*"My only hope is wealth now."*

*"Soldiers! Everywhere! …they all died."*

*"My baby! Nice to meet you."*

*"I don't know anything! I love science fiction." \*dies\**

### **Idle/Combat Lines**

*"Winning won't buy me a beer."*

*"Where do you smell?"*

*"Well, I will embrace you."*

*"I'm really serious."*

*"Do you think there is a beer in the end?"*

*"Happiness quickly changed."*

*"Hey, look good in my trophy room.*

*"Don't tease me, Gordon."*

*"I believe it will take a long time to get hands and feet, right?*

*"Well sir, I hate to talk, but... your body is not good."*

*"Oh, oh, something is dead here."*

*"I also see oranges. The purpose of the call is"*

*"Kenyada are you."*

*"This is a virgin?*

(upon death) *"Oh yes..."*

(upon death) *"I want to know!"*

(upon death) *"Quick! And..."*

*"Brother, do you hear that?"*

*"It's a Kamehameha thing."*

*"Yes! I am a mother! I only read one big corpse."*

*"Ya know, who likes nausea?"*

*"I guess I'm an adult."*

*"Whoa! I can't put my brain around him."*

*"Maybe I should protect... that blanket over there."*

*"My cousin is my workplace."*

*"Good you good you good."*

*"Yes! I'm dying to die."*

*"I'll tie you up in the oven. I know."*

*"Would you be happy with... you and me?"*

*"I think; therefore, I am. I will die here?"*

*"Hahahaha, I've never seen a baby."*

*"Ever heard of the law?"*

*"Be there, Disney."*

*"Drugs!"*

*"Toilet toilet."*

*"If I get home tonight, my mom will definitely be worried."*

*"Nicki, oh."*

*"I can get pretty corn when I'm angry!"*

*"Anyway, I feel like a strange woman."*

*"And, uh, I saw it and pretended to kiss the clerk."*

*"I'm so dead, I'm not good... but I have enough food!"*

*"Believe it or not, I was in high school! I'm sure it's hard to believe."*

*"You are my son."*

*"Hi, this is for you! Don't kill me."*

*"What did chair-hoon do?*

*"Oi, Calhoun!"*

*"I'm a little busy right now, like a mortar."*

*"Sorry, grease. I'm in charge."*

*"Oh, why are you trying to eat an animal or something, which is not a good idea?"*

*"I hate to say it... but you're so bad!"*

*"Don't worry, mom! I am a fitness trainer."*

*"The red galaxy on your face is broken."*

*"How do you shoot?"*

*"Are you a pervert?"*

*"What is human butter? What is human milk?*

*"Have some cheese."*

*"Sorry, mom. I can't leave my place right now."*

*"You are like a princess - you're a human being."*

*"Of the tree, said to me. Oh, the light of the hehe."*

*"It's me, mother! I will not go on!"*