Cold Ramen: S01E06

Death Battle: Question Box vs. Bill Cosby is the sixth episode of Cold Ramen. It takes place during The Modern Times. The plot concerns Question Box and Bill Cosby engaging in a Death Battle. It takes place during the fourth year of The Modern Times.

## Pre-Fight Analysis

hes boomstick and im wizard

and we'll be analyzing their weaponry, skills, and weaknesses

and now its time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

Not yet.

GODDAMMIT

Bill Cosby is one of the most internationally famous icons of all time, due to his appearances in critically acclaimed movies and TV shows.

Question Box is the co-host of the highly rated talk show Support Box and specializes in questions.

Bill Cosby has an arsenal of weapons under his sleeve, commonly he uses drugs, quick movements, and fatherly talk to persuade his opponents into not hitting him.

Question Box lacks strength, speed, or weapons, but uses his skills of persuasion and mindgames to make the guests on his show say what he wants them to say.

NOW ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE

But first

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## The Match

bill walks in

with drugs

question box is getting thrown out of a production studio when the people don't like his idea for a new show

Bill walks up to Question Box, attempting to use his fatherly talk to persuade him into going into Bill's trailer.

Question Box answers with a question. "What kind of trailer?"

"A trailer, sonny, you know what those are." replies Bill. Noticing that his fatherly talk wouldn't be enough to persuade his cubed companion, he offers some roofies instead. "These are good for ya, you know."

"Oh really? Vitamin D tablets?" Question Box looks closely at the man.

"That's right." said Bill. His plan was coming to fruition. He offered a gentleman-ly smile to better his chances.

Right where he wanted him. "Aha! Vitamin D is from the sun! Those aren't vitamins, are they?"

"Those are definitely vitamins," said Bill, beginning to get irritated. If the drugs won't work, he would have to use quick movements and maybe even brute force to help himself.

"They can't be, can't make vitamins from the sun, no?" Question Box was running out of, well, questions. If he didn't confuzzle this man soon, he would be in trouble.

Bill grabbed Question Box by his cylindrical throat, although since he was very old (and blind) he most likely grabbed his head. "Listen sonny, you're coming into my trailer."
Question Box attempted to beat Cosby's hand off his throat with his cardboard hands. Alright, time for his last ditch effort. Charm."GRK Unhand me, you cretin! Do you know who I am?"

"No, I do not. Who... or what are ya?" said Bill, now pulling Question Box into his arms and presumably heading to his trailer.

"I'm Question Box, co-host of the legendary talk show, support box! Let me go now and I will happily get you whatever you desire! Interviews, endorsement deals, anything you want!" Question Box coughed out.

"Oh, really?" asked Bill. He was going through 300 different rape cases and needed several different lawyers and attorneys, as well as bribes to keep heat off of him. "Can you help me with a little problem I have?"

Got him. Now for the reel. "What might they be, good sir?" Question inquired.

"I need some money!" said Bill. "And a mechanic, to fix up the trailer! I'm sure you are a good mechanic."

Damn. Cornered. Not only did he lack funds (Support Box's trial ate up the budget), but he couldn't fix anything for crap. "Uhh..I know a good mechanic who can fix anything!"

"Do you want some ice cream?" asked Bill. He was really tricking him the whole god damn time and Question Box probably didn't even know it. It was time for Bill's last trick.. the ice cream roofies trick.

Ice cream made him soggy, but Cosby didn't know that. He would take the frozen treat, then run for it. If anything, he could beat the man at fleeing. "Sure, sure We can negotiate over some delicious ice cream." Question extended a cardboard hand. "Do we have a deal?"

"Sure, we have a deal sonny!"
Bill grabbed his hand, and shook it, but he grabbed it so hard that the cardboard box might not even feel it! Bill started dragging him into his trailer, using whatever anger he had drawn up previously to aid him into getting Question Box into his trailer.

"Wait, what are you doing! Stop! Too hard!" Question Box tried to hit him again with cardboard fists.

"Sorry sonny, we have to fix my trailer..."

"Well, that seems fair. After we get in, I'll call my mechanic friend." Question Box folded.

"No no...we have to fix other problems too, sonny."

"Like what?" Question Box looked around the trailer, analyzing his surroundings.

"Erectile dysfunction," said Bill ambiguously, he then mysteriously takes Question Box to the back and the screen fades to black.

## Post-Match Commentary

K.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I HAD LIKE $20 ON QUESTION BOX

AND I DONT HAVE THAT KINDA MONEYY

STUPID LARRY KING MOTHERFUCKERS GOT BILL COSBY TO WIN

I WANT MY MONEY BACK

now now guys lets see why question box lost and bill cosby won huhuhuhu

Question Box had ground-breaking techniques in questioning and interrogation, but his primary weakness was his lack of strength. Cardboard strikes had no effect on Cosby.

This isn't Phoenix Wright where saying 'Take that!' does damage to your opponents. On Bill Cosby's side, however..

Bill Cosby had several different techniques to use on Question Box, and while Question Box was able to successfully get Cosby to stop and talk for a bit, it ultimately had no effect on the brute force Cosby carried.

The winner of this battle is Bill Cosby.

a silent prayer for question box as he is pulverized by Bill Cosby's inflatable poo jabber.