List of Minor Characters

The world of is full of many friendly, apathetic or just plain bizarre people outside of the ones that Pleb must interact with on his quest. The following is a list of less important characters that are not hostile towards Pleb and his party.

## Pueblo Barato

### Hasu Mitoss

Hasu Mitoss is a bearded man with glasses wearing a green sweater bearing what appears to resemble the Green Lantern symbol on it. His dream is to be a streamer. Godspeed to him.

### Vono and Jobol

Vono and Jobol are two men who appear together in Pueblo Barato. Vono, on the left, will ask the player if they have any corruptions, whereas Jobol, on the right, will tell the player that corruptions are trash. They are heavily inspired by Vinny and Joel of Vinesauce.

### Badassni Ga

Badassni Ga is a man found in Pueblo Barato, who reminisces about scooters and Capri Sun. He is based on this video. We here at the PRiCERPG wiki do not condone the use of a racial slur in this character's name.

### Snitches

Snitches is the resident shopkeeper of Pueblo Barato. A secretive man, he speaks in hushed tones and hides his face behind his counter, although his very large hair betrays this nature. He offers the player a tutorial on how to tell if certain characters can use certain items. His wares can be seen here.

### Secretlynokod Boyish

Secretlynokod Boyish is a man completely naked except for a greenish-brown mask obscuring most of his face. He claims that this mask allows him to be "secretly naked" without anyone realizing. He can only be interacted with via the secret tunnel in the abandoned casino.

### The Longest Boy

The Longest Boy, despite his name, is not actually the longest boy. This title was held by his father, and he hopes to live up to that legacy by becoming long himself. When spoken to, he will ask the player to recover the haircomb from the top of his hair, and will give the player a Short Beard in exchange. The Longest Boy is 14 tiles tall. (Full length of boy not shown in image)

### Manolo and Bargata

Manolo and Bargata are two lovers found in the cave connecting Pueblo Barato to the swamp. Manolo is the black haired man on top, and Bargata is the blond man on bottom. Pleb can interrupt them having sex to ask for directions to Elmalo's palace, in which case Manolo will oblige you. Bargata, being blindfolded and gagged, cannot speak.

### Socrotos Polimerus

Socrotos Polimerus is a man found in his home in Pueblo Barato. In exchange for 10Mbs, he will tell you to interact with a weeaboo mask in order for something strange to happen, referring to the recruitment method for Scamus.

### Shipo

Shipo is a man found in the cave connecting Pueblo Barato to Cordillera Peligrosa. He witnesses Pleb being mugged by the xD Clan, but is powerless to stop it. Out of pity and guilt, he will offer Pleb 30Mbs to help him get back on his feet. He also warns of the glitched enemies, and gives a hint towards their origins and how they are linked to Contundito.

### Chyan Pyon

Chyan Pyon is a bald Asian woman with an extremely happy expression. She praises her lord, Lee Ming, in the hopes that she will be delivered data via divine intervention.

### Fardo

Fardo is an overweight man in a white shirt who lies down. He avoids people and makes himself very hard to reach, and does not take kindly to being found. He tells Pleb to just keep walking.

### Dynotchan Gemymin D. Guy

Dynotchan Gemymin D. Guy is a man sitting behind a sign that says "CHANGE MY MIND". He then lets you know that the sign is a decoy to the fact that he is trying to change YOUR mind. He is a strong believer in the Press. He is a reference to real life conservative chudball, Steven Crowder. You don't get a link to him.

### Jalapenas Carrasco

Jalapenas Carrasco is a balding man found having a conversation with Pedroisimo Sinsombrero. He recounts the recent events of Contundito's fall from grace, while also arguing over the homosexuality of being attracted to feminine men.

### Pedroisimo Sinsombrero

Pedroisimo Sinsombrero is a Hispanic man found having a conversation with Jalapenas Carrasco. He recounts the recent events of Contundito's fall from grace, while also arguing over the homosexuality of being attracted to feminine men.

### Gota

Gota is a man with a pointed black beard and a blue hoodie who tells Pleb of his masterful plan to attract women. It involves... Getting drunk. And that's it. God speed.

### Adin

Adin is a man in a backwards cap found in his house in Pueblo Barato. He will offer to trade you Mbs for a Giant black widow head. Moonie is seen leaving his house, but their relationship is unknown.

### Radical Larry Pool Paul

Radical Larry Pool Paul is a bearded man with his hair swept over to one side found in his house in Pueblo Barato. Speaking to him will activate Pueblo Quest, which requires you to defeat El Shoulder Padre, Vangua Rudisto and The Designer. If completed, he will reward you with Casual Pictures and 80Mbs. It is unknown if the images are of himself or not, but we can certainly hope.

### Bertortol

Bertortol is a man without any arms or legs found in a cave in Pueblo Barato. He cooks soup, and refuses to offer Pleb any. It's a cruel world.

### Jorjan Njorn Jerjerjohn

Jorjan Njorn Jerjerjohn is an older gentleman found in a horribly trashed, ramshackle house in Pueblo Barato. He tells Pleb that you can only clean the world after first cleaning your room. This

## Pantano Mojado

### Theguysleepinginthewater Peterson

Theguysleepinginthewater Peterson sleeps in the water. Poetic.

### Beleber

Beleber is a twisted naked gay man with dark eyes and a large pointed nose. He exclaims "Praise the dong!" when spoken to. This is likely a Dark Souls reference.

### El Chileno CTM

El Chileno CTM is a Chilean man found in the swamp. He has long, pointed sideburns and drapes himself in a Chilean flag. He will give the player a hint about recruiting Johnnes if spoken to.

### Rainbog Curbo

Rainbog Curbo is a curly haired person in a colorful hoodie found in the swamp. They lament the fact that everything is so wet.

### Pantso

Pantso is the third shopkeeper encountered in the game, having set up shop near Brucel's home in the swamp. He covers his face with a black mask, and speaks shortly and to the point, referring to Pleb only as "Stranger." His wares can be seen here.

## Palacio Metrosexual

### OG Banana Salesman Manguy

OG Banana Salesman Manguy is a shopkeeper found in the entrance to Elmalo's dungeon. He is strapped to a wall with his limbs restrained, and will sell the player 2 bananas at a discounted rate, so long as Pleb "takes them out". From where is unknown, and let's hope it stays that way.

### Paintroducer

Paintroducer is the guard positioned at the bottom of the elevator leading to Elmalo's chamber. He warns the player that they will need to traverse the Pain Dungeon in order to advance, and to take care of their HP.

### Hiddini Hiddenface Bolstergaster Paininioto

Hiddini Hiddenface Bolstergaster Paininioto is a BDSM gimp found in the Gay Dungeon. He rests on all fours, waiting for people to fall from the platform above onto him, which he thoroughly enjoys, and will thank the player for. Known for saying "O O F".

### Ramon Rune

Ramon Rune is a man found in the gay dungeon. Ramon runs in a loop of climbing to a higher level and then falling back down to ground level in order to hurt himself, as he claims "pain is love". Ramon has 4 nipples, and is the only character other than Pleb with a ladder climbing animation.

### WillD CoolMan

WillD CoolMan is a man found in the gay dungeon. He warns the player that the CEO-D Door is currently impassible, and foreshadows the fact that the player will be able to traverse small gaps. He is the worst character in PRiCERPG.

### The Allower

The Allower is a man found in the gay dungeon, who wears almost no clothing, and is apparently in charge of making sure no women enter the dungeon, as women are gay. He is very good at his job, as he actually will not allow you to pass if you have one of the 4 female party members in your party.

### Sayagay

Sayagay is a man with long blond hair, found at the entrance to the elevator leading from Elmalo's chamber to the ground floor. He congratulates the player on making his way through the dungeon, and gives them a keycard which allows them unlimited access to the elevator. His name is a reference to Saiyans from the Dragon Ball series.

## Casino Pasito a Pasito

### Murikano

Murikano is the shopkeeper found outside the Casino. He holds a large American flag behind himself, and wears a red cap which covers his eyes. He never says a word to the player. His wares can be seen here.

### Regional

Regional is a worker of the Casino. He is the casino's doorman, and welcomes the player. He gives directions upon request, telling Pleb to "follow the 7s", hinting at the fact that the number of 7s visible on the slot machines in the halls decide how many rooms you will advance. Almost identical to the other casino workers.

### Rogonal

Rogonal is a worker of the Casino. He is the man in charge of the Bingo table, and taking and distributing all money on the line in the game. He will give rules for Bingo upon request. Much like the other workers, he refers to the player only as "Sir." Almost identical to the other casino workers.

### Suspicious Sara

Suspicious Sara is a blond haired woman who plays Bingo. She has a 1 in 6 chance of winning, or 1 in 5 after A.Copper is recruited.

### Confident Carlos

Confident Carlos is a man in a hat who plays Bingo. He has a 1 in 6 chance of winning, or 1 in 5 after A.Copper is recruited.

### Multichin Marco

Multichin Marco is an obese man who plays Bingo. He has a 1 in 6 chance of winning, or 1 in 5 after A.Copper is recruited.

### Blackest Brook

Blackest Brook is an dark skinned man who plays Bingo. He has a 1 in 6 chance of winning, or 1 in 5 after A.Copper is recruited.

### Raganal

Raganal is a worker of the Casino. He is the resident Bingo caller and announcer. He draws random numbers between 1 and 75 until a winner is declared, at which point they will be congratulated.

### Gasper

Gasper is a blue skinned woman found in the Poker Room. She is eternally dismayed, quoted only as saying "D:". She is based on the Twitch D: emote.

### SecretCharacter

SecretCharacter is a racist caricature of an Asian man found in the Roulette Room.

### Rigonul

Rigonul is a worker of the casino. He is in charge of the Roulette wheel, found taking and keeping all bets placed and rewarding the player with Mbs upon a win. Due to the Roulette's many game types, he offers a variety of explanations upon request. Almost identical to the other casino workers.

### Theguyfromtheroulette Anderson

Theguyfromtheroulette Anderson is a concerned looking man seen betting at the Roulette wheel. Let's hope he has good luck.

### Carlos Mederino

Carlos Mederino is a man in a pink shirt found on the main casino floor. He questions the true nature of the Casino, wondering how it came to be and how it truly works, before becoming distracted by the prospect of winning a large payout.

### Betty

Betty is a content looking woman found on the main casino floor. She claims that she is not stealing anything when spoken to. I believe her.

### Carla LaCarl

Carla LaCarl is a lilac-haired woman found on the main casino floor. She is very self conscious about her extremely large forehead, but remains happy nonetheless.

### Narinas

Narinas is a pointy nosed man found on the main casino floor. He has large aspirations of becoming rich, and believes that gambling is the best way to achieve that.

### Johnn Johnny

Johnn Johnny is a man with a very large mullet/pompadour combo hairdo found on the main casino floor. He claims that the slot machines in the hall are rigged, and that he is sure about it. He is wrong, as the machines all have a 45% chance of a payout. Speaks with an accent, much like Patchy Popo.

### Patchy Popo

Patchy Popo is a man with an eyepatch found on the main casino floor. He is fresh off a loss to the slot machines, but is sure about the fact that his next spin will be a win. Speaks with an accent, much like Johnn Johnny.

### Forhead Dod

Forhead Dod is an older gentleman found on the main casino floor. He claims that all that is necessary for a peaceful life is enough money, which is presumably why he is trying to win more. He wears a strange jet black body suit. Despite his name, he has a completely normal forehead.

### Beatriz Bolocos

Beatriz Bolocos is a blond haired woman found on the main casino floor. She has a very high opinion of herself, calling herself beautiful just because the player speaks to her.

### Suberman

Suberman is a man in a superhero costume found on the main casino floor. He speaks in an extremely elongated manner, saying the word "Oh" in such a manner that it takes up 11 full text boxes. It is doubtful that he has any actual superpowers.

## Edificio Kappa

### Black Man 1

Black Man 1 is one of the three magical black men found around Zone 1. He is found in the Kappa Building behind the Black Widow. Notable by the large "1" tattooed on his torso. Will tell you to try to find the other 2 black men, in order to receive a reward. He speaks Japanese.

## Cordillera Peligrosa

### Suicide Bomberman

Suicide Bomberman is a man strapped with dynamite found in a cave on Cordillera Peligrosa. He will exclaim "Allahu Akbar" beforing igniting himself, and detonating. Being in the radius of his blast will cause a game over, so beware. Must be spoken to in order to recruit CeGuy.

### Toilette Sanpapper Seller

Toilette Sanpapper Seller is a shopkeeper found in a cave on Cordillera Peligrosa. He has glowing red eyes, and is presumably some kind of cryptid. He never says a word to the player. Must be spoken to in order to recruit Felipex and Aniky.

### Ninesix

Ninesix is the owner of the Black Market. He has snow white skin and a wide red smile, and will offer Pleb a great deal of money in exchange for the lives of any party members he is willing to hand over. He uses drugs in order to make people compliant, and turns them into human slaves. His appearance is presumably based on Jeff the Killer.

## Torre de Telecomunicaciones

### MeGusta ElVendedor

MeGusta ElVendedor is a shopkeeper found in the entrance of Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He assumes that Pleb is a new student here for the journalism courses offered by Carlos Noruega Nivana, and welcomes him. MeGusta explains how to move up and down in the box room and classroom, as well as recommending you check out his deals.

### Familiaris Canninis Not

Familiaris Canninis Not is a smug looking student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. He remarks that Carlos Noruega Nivana looks oddly familiar...

### Farsigh Johnny

Farsigh Johnny is a somewhat overweight student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. He remarks that the learning material is very difficult for him. He has exceptionally good eyesight, despite his eyes not being visible.

### Robberson Sonsonson

Robberson Sonsonson is a devious student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. He plans to pickpocket the money of people otherwise occupied by their study. He also has a bad habit of thinking out loud.

### Crooked Carl

Crooked Carl is an excitable student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. He finds it very difficult to keep his attention focussed on one thing at a time, as his face darts around quickly finding new things to look at.

### Maria

Maria is a blonde haired student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. She misses her friend Jenny. Who Jenny is is as of yet unknown.

### Sleepedro

    Sleepedro is a sleeping student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. He sleeps in class. Definitely not cool.

### The Cooler Sleepedro

The Cooler Sleepedro is a cool as fuck student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. Unlike Sleepedro, he manages to stay awake in class, and puts the knowledge he acquires to good use. He plans to be completely free of bias as a reporter, which is extremely cool. He is based on The Cooler Daniel. Remember kids, be cool, stay in school.

### Rong

Rong is a student of journalism found in the CRR classroom with a very confusing design. He has either long strands of blond hair emerging from all over his body, or gigantic golden hoop piercings, and I really can't tell. In any case, he's a government bootlicker, so he lives up to his name.

### Harolindo Hairlino

Harolindo Hairlino is an enigmatic student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. His hair moves back and forth rapidly, seemingly of its own free will. Harolindo claims his hair to be alive. How this is possible is unknown. Seen sitting next to Tramp.

### Redrigo

Redrigo is a red haired student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. They have a strong sense of moral justice and find truth and honesty very important.

### Bul

Bul is a restless student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. He heckles the teacher in the journalism class, calling the lesson boring.

### Dorodo

Dorodo is a jammin' student of journalism found in the CRR classroom. He pays no attention to the lesson happening in from of him, instead vibing to some bumping ass music from his light blue headphones. Dudududududdududududududuuu.

### Caspirinho Casunha

    Caspirinho Casunha is a dedicated student found in the CRR classroom. He always sits in the front row, to ensure the maximum intake of knowledge into his brainpan. He speaks with a lisp.

### He Didn't Sleep Well Last Night Carlos

    He Didn't Sleep Well Last Night Carlos didn't sleep well last night.

### Hedache Hedericho

    Hedache Hedericho is a bald student found in the CRR classroom. He's trying his best to concentrate, but it's hard due to the migraine he's suffering from. Always sits next to Barbon, and admires his dedication.

### Barbon

Barbon is the best student found in the CRR classroom. He sits directly at the front of the class and scolds Pleb for not being in his seat. While he is certainly destined to become a great journalist one day, he needs to form his own opinions.

### Karmelo Notorino

Karmelo Notorino is a crop top wearing journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He does not wear this shirt by choice, he just can't afford anything larger. Please help him.

### Bonchacho Buenacho

Bonchacho Buenacho is a communist journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He makes some inscrutable remarks about the Militia and the "enemies". The meaning of this is completely lost on me.

### Criporio Malamata

Criporio Malamata is a journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones with red tattoos on his forehead and shoulder. He warns Pleb not to think. (He's right, thinking can cause many diseases and conditions, such as ghost deafness and Stink Brain. You have been warned.)

### Big Chin

Big Chin is a fat man found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones with an extremely big chin. He claims to not be fat.

### Mohomod Mohomudot

Mohomod Mohomudot is an enviromentalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He only speaks the truth, and has never told a lie about global warming in his life. Don't you dare accuse him of such a thing. He will not be accused.

### Halfheed Harmaca

Halfheed Harmaca is a journalist with a severely deformed skull found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He argues that if you never listen to anyone else's opinions, you can never be wrong, which in and of itself, is wrong.

### Unrelevanto Tomacho

Unrelevanto Tomacho is a journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones with some sweet ass hair. He wears a bright green shirt that apparently protects him from being put into a green screen. No shot.

### Chuleta Loca

Chuleta Loca is another journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He is extremely proud of his sideburns, and will publish articles about how amazing they are. Also according to google translate his name means "Crazy Chop" so that's cool.

### Sqod

Sqod is a journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones who is feeling blue. He really wishes he weren't here right now.

### Mailnessmotto

Mailnessmotto is a red eyed journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He wears some kind of large mask, or perhaps a net that makes him resemble a large microphone. He has taken the red pill and is beginning to see the FUCKED UP and EVIL deeds of the media, such as running around with bits of paper.

### Canadian Civilian

Canadian Civilian is a portrayal of a Canadian person from South Park found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He wonders why someone would assume he is Canadian.

### Voltis Vatara

Voltis Vatara is a vaguely gummy bear shaped journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He rejoices the fact that Contundito has been captured. I'm honestly not sure what this design is supposed to be.

### Bromillia Muhijak

Bromillia Muhijak is a journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. She can't decide whether she wants to be inflammatory or not in the content she puts out into the world. Perhaps her internal conflict speaks to something something deeper? I hope she makes the right choice.

### Tok

Tok is a standoffish journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. Don't touch him.

### Mahanad Golikatrucky

Mahanad Golikatrucky is a man found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones with some SPICY hot takes, such as the fact that he'd rather play Mongcraft than Fognight. He has good taste, clearly.

### Hato

Hato is a hat wearing journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He is not a native English speaker.

### Steven Work

Steven Work is a thoughtful journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He feels that he owes his life to his career, feeling that in the end, he really only exists for the purpose of journalism. Steven Work is also my favorite name on this list.

### The Big B

The Big B is a bearded journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He wishes to create the darkest news. What a fucked up little man.

### Orange Boy

Orange Boy is a shirtless journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He's too busy!!!!!!

### Chonoso Nooby

Chonoso Nooby is a journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He asks "What?" in Japanese.

### Wrestly McDonald

Wrestly McDonald is a luchador mask wearing journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He claims that a local man reportedly believes pro wrestling to be real. He questions this. Kayfabe brother.

### NotAHittlerReference Reffery

NotAHittlerReference Reffery is a journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones with a toothbrush moustache. He tells someone on the phone to change their tittle. How lewd. He refuses to shave.

### Triangly Chinny

Triangly Chinny is a triangular chinned journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. They claim that journalists take the real facts and alter them. What are the facts then, Triangly you fuckin bullshitter?

### Bally

Bally is a journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones who asks you to answer 2+2. Regardless of your answer, he will tell you you are correct, because everyone is right all the time according to him. Even though the other journalists say you're evil if you disagree with them. MANY mixed messages here. He also has some bonus dialogue if you use all 4 dialogue options for him in a row.

### Communi Titi

Communi Titi is the only man in Torre de Telecomunicaciones not working as a journalist, instead doing IT support. He tells a client to try turning it off and back on again, in a reference to Chris O'Dowd in The IT Crowd.

### Coolhairdu DeLoco

Coolhairdu DeLoco is a cool journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He reports on masculine issues, such as manly men doing manly things. Not particularly news worthy in my personal opinion, but you do you Coolhairdu.

### The Encapuchado Anonimo

The Encapuchadu Anonimo is a mysterious journalist found in Torre de Telecomunicaciones. He has a scandalous secret, that is SO secret, I can't even bring myself to transcribe it here. You must figure it out for yourself, because it is truly scathing.

## Edificio de la Tula

### Dospuntos Vecorta

Dospuntos Vecorta is a bearded man in a grey sweatshirt found on the first floor of Edificio de la Tula. He is confused about the nature of the word "Bleach", confusing the cleaning solution for the anime/manga series of the same name.

### Ninjacool Dude69

Ninjacool Dude69 is a man with spiked orange hair and a long blue scarf covering the lower half of his face found on the first floor of Edificio de la Tula. He questions the healthiness of bleach, seeing as it's mostly water. Y'know what else was mostly water? The Nazis. So think about that one, Ninjacool.

### Betybe

Betybe is an inflatable sex doll found on the first floor of Edificio de la Tula. She is the only character on this list who can be picked up and placed in the character's inventory, seen over at Big Doll.

### Stockocke Honkz

Stockocke Honkz is a man with black mutton chops and a light blue brazier found humping the air in perpetuity on the first floor of Edificio de la Tula. He blocks the path to Mister's Room Key, and will only move if provided with the Big Doll, Betybe.

### Black Man 3

Black Man 3 is one of the three magical black men found around Zone 1. He is found on the first floor of Edificio de la Tula. Notable by the large "3" tattooed on his torso. Will tell you to try to find the other 2 black men, in order to receive a reward. He is a bit of a prick.

### Sixhot Beans

Sixhot Beans is an overweight man missing his right arm found on the first floor of Edificio de la Tula. He makes reference to masturbation with his left arm, and then speaks cryptically of being "designed". Perhaps he is a religious man.

### Jatsune Tula

Jatsune Tula is a pop idol seen performing in a concert on the third floor of Edificio de la Tula. She is one half of the Tula Sisters, along with sister Jatsume. She has black hair, blue cat ears, blue lipstick and a white dress. Her family owns the building they perform in, as well as the TULA soda company. The fan favorite to weeaboos everywhere.

### Jatsume Tula

Jatsume Tula is a pop idol seen performing in a concert on the third floor of Edificio de la Tula. She is one half of the Tula Sisters, along with sister Jatsune. She has black hair, red cat ears, red lipstick and a white dress. Her family own the building they perform in, as well as the TULA soda company. Never quite as popular as Jatsune.

### Manguy Dudeyo

Manguy Dudeyo is an extremely cool bearded shopkeeper found on the right side of the fourth floor of Edificio de la Tula. There is only one item in his shop, the Level Recipe, and Manguy refuses to speak to you. He is too cool.

### Souparagin Mypantsu

Souparagin Mypantsu is an Asian man found at the "Little China" shop on the left side of the fifth floor of Edificio de la Tula. He wears a conical hat and no shirt, and only greets the player in his native tongue of Chinese. Looks suspiciously similar to SecretCharacter.

### Souparinme Nippletsu

Souparinme Nippletsu is an Asian man found at the "Little China" shop on the left side of the fifth floor of Edificio de la Tula. Only his little bald head is visible over the shop counter. He runs the shop alongside Souper Soupirashi, which is notable for being the only place in the game to sell Mini Stairs and the Malisa Map.

### Souper Soupirashi

Souparinme Nippletsu is an Asian man found at the "Little China" shop on the left side of the fifth floor of Edificio de la Tula. He leans on the shop counter and wears round sunglasses. He runs the shop alongside Souparinme Nippletsu, which is notable for being the only place in the game to sell Mini Stairs and the Malisa Map.

## Gimnasio Bizarro

### Allen Tropol

Allen Tropol is a husky man in a lilac shirt who runs on a treadmill on the first floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is trying his best. Has parental issues.

### The Speedrunner

The Speedrunner is a tall man in an orange tracksuit who runs on a treadmill on the first floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He runs EXTREMELY quickly, with both arms thrown out behind him in the style of Naruto. He claims this is more efficient.

### Jeremias Maximus the III

Jeremias Maximus the III is a portly man who literally sits on a chair while on a treadmill on the first floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He seeks internet stardom, and figures that being fit and attractive is the best way to go about that.

### Robert "Cabro" McCuckles

Robert McCuckles is a man doing push-ups with an 888lb weight resting on his back found on the second floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. His name will live in infamy. Do not forget it. Your life depends on it. Don't.

### El Pepe

El Pepe is a man with a colossal left arm found on the second floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He just stands there flexing it eternally, looking forlorn. Perhaps a relative of Tronco?

### Mario Sins

Mario Sins is a sweaty man found doing dumbbell curls on the second floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He lifts, therefore he is. Modern day swolosopher.

### Bandago Banderas

Bandago Banderas is a bearded man without any arms found on the second floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He must have only recently lost his limbs, as he makes a plan for today to be his arm day in the gym, before quickly realizing that this is no longer an option.

### Mrs Olivia

Mrs Olivia is a black woman with bright pink hair found on the second floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. She had been planning to dye her hair for a long time, and has only recently achieved this dream. Involved in SupaHard's recruitment quest.

### Benita

Benita is a cyclist found on the third floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. She sings a cyclist version of Gas Gas Gas by Manuel.

### Alfredo

Alfredo is a cyclist found on the third floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He breaks the fourth wall by acknowledging that he has the same "sprite" as the other cyclists. What could this mean?

### Simon

Simon is a cyclist found on the third floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is unhappy with his complexion, wishing his skintone were darker, like Esteban.

### Esteban

Esteban is a cyclist found on the third floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is ALSO unhappy with his complexion, wishing his skintone were lighter, like Diego. Involved in SupaHard's recruitment quest.

### Diego

Diego is a cyclist found on the third floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is racist.

### Monika

Monika is a muscular, orange haired woman found using a lat pulldown machine on the fourth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. She works incredibly hard, and her motivation is social media likes. I mean hey, if it works.

### Cristian

Cristian is a muscular, black haired man found using a lat pulldown machine on the fourth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He literally cannot stop. Ever. He is cursed and cannot ever do anything other than lat pulldowns. For the love of Bandrenor, please help him.

### Martin Mano Manito

Martin Mano Manito is a bald man with extremely tiny legs found on the fifth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He has extremely muscular arms and walks around on his hands. He reasons that since he only takes pictures of his upper body, he has no reason to exercise his legs. Involved in SupaHard's recruitment quest.

### The Reason Ronald

The Reason Ronald is a man found bench pressing on the fifth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is SO engrossed in his workout that he resorts to SCREAMING muscle-related terms at the top of his lungs. I respect his fire.

### Donkey D. Buffy

Donkey D. Buffy is a rubbery man found wobbling his arms on the fifth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He worries that he may be doing something wrong. Based on One Piece's Monkey D. Luffy. Involved in SupaHard's recruitment quest.

### Nyler

Nyler is a man found doing pull-ups on the fifth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He has an interesting bit of coding, where he will count in real time how many pull ups he has done, letting you know the number every time you speak to him. He can do one pull-up per second. What a beast.

### ChinChinChin

ChinChinChin is a man in a small green shirt found on the fifth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is resting between sets, and advises you that this is important when exercising, which is correct. Thank you ChinChinChin. :]

### Lit "Little Jhonny" Lotus

Lit Lotus is an incredibly large man found participating in the bench press competition on the sixth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is the fourth opponent you will face, and is capable of bench pressing 33 times within the allotted time. He isn't a great conversationalist, only ever saying "me strong". In the competition, he is announced as "Little Jhonny".

### Metal "Whinny White" Mantis

Metal Mantis is a large, confident man found participating in the bench press competition on the sixth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is the third opponent you will face, and is capable of bench pressing 25 times within the allotted time. When not participating, he spends most of his time posing at himself in the mirror and admiring the view. In the competition, he is announced as "Whinny White".

### Ivan "Swole Patrick" Wesky

Ivan Wesky is a small, arrogant man found participating in the bench press competition on the sixth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is the first opponent you will face, and is only capable of bench pressing a few times within the allotted time. He brashly states that he is how a real man should look, and that Pleb should try to emulate this. In the competition, he is announced as "Swole Patrick".

### Benito "Slimy Fred" Bon Bonito

Benito Bon Bonito is a curly haired man found participating in the bench press competition on the sixth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He is the second opponent you will face, and is capable of bench pressing 15 times within the allotted time. He quotes a fan translation of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure at you, claiming he is "THE FUCKING STRONG". In the competition, he is announced as "Slimy Fred". Involved in SupaHard's recruitment quest.

### The Wally

The Wally is a bouncer found on the sixth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. He prevents anyone from having an audience with Hard-Nol Warzaneggor unless they adequately prove themselves to be tough enough to be worthy of it. The way to do this in the game is by winning the bench press competition, at which point The Wally's eternal scowl will turn into a grin, pleased with your work. He has a heart shaped tattoo on his chest. He is based on Reg from SpongeBob SquarePants.

### Jeanarnold Vizarro "Owner of the Gimnasio Bizarro" Gamano Johntaro

Jeanarnold Vizarro "Owner of the Gimnasio Bizarro" Gamano Johntaro is a high-rolling businessman found announcing the bench press competition on the sixth floor of Gimnasio Bizarro. As his name implies, he is the owner of the gym, and runs the competitions for his own personal entertainment, as he loses a great deal of money when Ramon1 is overthrown. He is based on Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, from Fairly Odd Parents.

## Desierto Calentito

### Marun Halan

Marun Halan is a shopkeeper found at a camel outpost in Desierto Calentito. They wear a traditional headscarf, exposing only their eyes, and talk up how good their deals are in order to convince the player to buy. They sell a lot of mid-tier weapons and armor that cannot be bought anywhere else.

### Tunak Banak

Tunak Banak is a man in a white tunic found at a camel outpost in Desierto Calentito. He is a big fan of Sheddy, and claims he saw her pass through not too long ago, but missed his opportunity to speak with her.

### Wala Balava

Wala Balava is a conspiracy theorist found at a camel outpost in Desierto Calentito. They are very confident in their knowledge that the world is flat, referring to a higher being by the name of Wala. The fact that they are also named Wala is unusual, as you don't see many Christians walking around named God. But who am I to judge?

### Krastyc Nobogaja

Krastyc Nobogaja is a man in a white headscarf found in a tent at a camel outpost in Desierto Calentito. He tells his friend Biestaik about a hidden treasure in the desert, hinting at the location of Creature. He also responds to Biestaik's rumor by having some kind of conniption, or perhaps malfunctioning like a broken robot. How bizarre.

### Biestaik Kregor

Biestaik Kregor is a man in a blue-green headscarf found in a tent at a camel outpost in Desierto Calentito. He tells his friend Krastyc about a farmer attempting to grow vegetables in the desert heat, hinting at the location of Parrian. He also ponders whether or not sand might have covered the entrance to a secret cave.

### Abichi Teroneh

Abichi Teroneh is a woman with large, dark grey hair found in a tent at a camel outpost in Desierto Calentito. She is starting to realize that the promises Sheddy has made of free Mbs may not actually be true.

### Bettis Suspi Chos

Bettis Suspi Chos is a suspicious looking woman Abichi Teroneh found in a tent at a camel outpost in Desierto Calentito. She heard that Sheddy has passed through the encampment recently, and is worried that this may be leading to something catastrophic. However, no one can provide her with any further information, which only serves to fuel her rightful fears.

### Paz Vergara

Paz Vergara is a woman without any arms found in a tent at a camel outpost in Desierto Calentito. She is aware of the fact that she has no arms. Please stop pointing it out. A proud women's rights activist. I really like her hair.

### Fullpraiser Sunalista

Fullpraiser Sunalista is a man in a pair of tighty whiteys found in Desierto Calentito. A devoutly religious man, and a follower of Sheddy, he shows his appreciation for not just the Royal Family, but also the world around him, by loudly vocalizing it into the arid desert air. He has long blond hair, and a darkened left arm. It is unknown whether this is clothing, a full tattoo sleeve or a prosthetic.

### Caezae Hongo

Caezae Hongo is a man with black hair covering both of his eyes found in Desierto Calentito. He angrily rants to his friend Hugo about the xD Clan, and their heinous actions.

### Veteran Hugo

Veteran Hugo is a man with an eyepatch found in Desierto Calentito. He asks himself if he has already used this "sprite", a clear acknowledgement that he is in a simulation. The fact that he has the ability to take on different forms means that this is likely Bandrenor in disguise. He makes up a lie about how he lost his eye in order to arise no further suspicion, and apathetically waves off Caezae's concerns about the xD Clan.

## Escondite Equis De

### Mag Man John Madden

Mag Man John Madden is a shopkeeper found inside Escondite Equis De. He is a juggalo, quoting Insane Clown Posse lyrics at you and painting his face with white makeup. He cannot be accessed without first defeating Brinny. Notable for being the only person to sell the Upperstory Map.

### Padro Veruda

Padro Veruda is a man in a striped waistcoat found outside of Escondite Equis De. He passes on knowledge to the player, that was once passed on to him by an incredibly wise oracle. All of the things that he says are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

### Lario

Lario is a blond man with a green neckerchief found outside Escondite Equis De, alongside his compatriot Muigi, who speak in an odd back-and-forth manner, questioning each other and adding to each other's thoughts. Speaking with Lario will cause the two to comment that the XD Clan smashed the ladder and cut the bridge leading towards Pueblo del Norte, meaning they control the only path forward, and they will ask Pleb to do something about it.

### Muigi

Lario is a blond man with a red neckerchief found outside Escondite Equis De, alongside his compatriot Muigi, who speak in an odd back-and-forth manner, questioning each other and adding to each other's thoughts. Speaking with Muigi will cause the two to question Pleb on whether or not he has killed any members of the xD Clan, and the morality of such actions.

## Pueblo del Norte

### Kal Tron

Kal Tron is an overweight, neckbearded man found in Pueblo del Norte. He asks the player if they "have ever feel like... a plastic bag", a misquote from Katy Perry's "Firework". Kal Tron holds a small bird on his right arm, a reference to YouTuber JonTron, and his pet parrot, Jacques.

### Billywillybe Missed

Billywillybe Missed is a mustachioed man in a dark grey sweater found high in Pueblo del Norte. He tells the player to remember the 3rd of March, 2018, and the man who passed away on this date. Given that this is over 5 billion years in the past at this point, it is truly astonishing that this legacy is still being passed on. This corresponds with the real life passing of porn actor Billy Herrington.

### Bajabonjo Brugger

Bajabonjo Brugger is an overweight, shirtless, incredibly hairy man found high in Pueblo del Norte. One of the three Bruggers, he stands furthest to the left of the three. He never utters a word, and little is known of his personality.

### Brentrozo Brugger

Brentrozo Brugger is an overweight, bearded man found high in Pueblo del Norte. One of the three Bruggers, he stands in the middle of the three. He simply lets it be known that they are, in fact, the Bruggers, and little is known of his personality.

### Bontyanka Brugger

Brentrozo Brugger is an overweight, bearded man found high in Pueblo del Norte. One of the three Bruggers, he stands furthest to the right of the three. He warns the player not to speak to him, or they will fall off the nearby cliff, at which point the player will fall off the nearby cliff, and onto a cactus. Honestly one of the better visual gags in the game.

### Spayk Karkanzas

Spayk Karkanzas is a short haired blond man wearing red lipstick seen in Pueblo del Norte. Notable by his large shoulder spikes, he informs the player of Sheddy's recent expedition through the town, heading towards La Capital.

### Maria S.I.W.

Maria S.I.W. is a pink haired shopkeeper found in Pueblo del Norte. Selling a wide variety of weapons and armor, she is one of the better shops in the game. Little is known of her personality.

### Mantaralla Azul

Mantaralla Azul is an uncaring man found in Pueblo del Norte. He crudely dismisses all of his friend Centcillo's concerns about the world around him, completely brushing him off.

### Centcillo Syncillo

Centcillo Syncillo is a worried man found in Pueblo del Norte. He is one of the few characters who can bring themselves to actually question the world around them, realizing that he has no memories before his adult life in the desert town. His friend Mantaralla shoots down these notions, telling him he's paranoid and suggesting he get a tinfoil hat. Centcillo agrees, and tries to move on. One of the few characters without bright red nipples.

### Alfredo Herrero Montenegro

Alfredo Herrero Montenegro is a politically correct man found lying down in Pueblo del Norte. Has a troubled past.

### Illegaly COOL Dude

Illegaly COOL Dude is a COOL dude in white sunglasses found in Pueblo del Norte. For real, someone please stop him, one man should not be allowed to be this cool, it is harmful. Jailprison 100 years.

### LKAntonio

LKAntonio is a contemplative man found in Pueblo del Norte. He questions not only the existence of God, but also the NECESSITY of even having a God. That's some ballsy thinking right there. Let's hope he isn't smote down.

### Avery Wakefield

Avery Wakefield is a wistful man in a pastel blue poncho found in Pueblo del Norte. He lets the player know of his plans to visit his boyfriend in Escondite Equis De, although he wishes he didn't have to, claiming the violent gang to be a terribly bad influence on his partner. He worries for the safety of his partner, who is revealed to be Xerif Dannilo, who Avery is unaware has already been killed by Pleb.

### Rejozo "Milpesones" Jamaka

Rejozo "Milpesones" Jamaka is a generously benippled man found in Pueblo del Norte. He has many, many areolae and offers to let the player touch them, which unfortunately you cannot take him up on.

### Soggy The Wetty

Soggy the Wetty is a brown haired in a cut off tank top found in Pueblo del Norte. He makes a note of how it's getting late, informing the player that night will fall as you continue further in the game. His friend Fasazachazaszz misunderstands what he means, after which he quickly clarifies, and all is well. I fucking love his name so much.

### Fasazachazaszz

Fasazachazaszz is a man wrapped head to toe in dark robes found in Pueblo del Norte. A friend of Soggy the Wetty, he misconstrues what the white boy means when he says how "dark" it is. Once Soggy explains, Fasazachazaszz quickly moves on, as he is a reasonable man.

### Lord of Destruccion AKA theCURRUPTER

Lord of Destruccion AKA theCURRUPTER is an incredibly overweight man, looking like something directly out of fetish artwork, found in Pueblo del Norte. When Squary Pants FogFroggerGotFrog asks him for advice of what to do in his life, he responds with some incredibly dark and heinous suggestions.

### Squary Pants FogFroggerGotFrog

Squary Pants FogFroggerGotFrog is a square headed man in a suit found in Pueblo del Norte. He is somewhat listless in life, and looks to the Lord of Destruccion for guidance. A reference to real life right-wing crackpot Alex Jones.

### Chillaxed Pinkyand Pedrozo

Chillaxed Pinkyand Pedrozo is a pink haired man with a pink goatee found in Pueblo del Norte. He advises his friend Eo to relax more and not have any worries. Not to be happy, just to not worry.

### Eo

Eo is an anxious man in a white cut off t-shirt found in Pueblo del Norte. His friend Chillaxed reminds him that he needs to relax more. For some reason, Chillaxed is much angrier at the suggestion that Eo be happy when you speak to Eo first.

### Anonymousleeper

Anonymousleeper is a dozey man in a white t-shirt found sleeping in a white tent in Pueblo del Norte. He leaves a phat bag of Mbs next to him as he snoozes, which the player can steal without consequence. YOIIIIINKKKK

### Hisger Frend

Hisger Frend is a short woman in a turban found in a red tent in Pueblo del Norte, and the partner of Herboya Frend. She questions Herboya about nude pictures that he sent of himself to another woman, eventually believing his lies and moving on.

### Herboya Frend

Herboya Frend is a tall man in a green hat found in a red tent in Pueblo del Norte, and the partner of Hisger Frend. When questioned by Hisger about nude pictures that he sent of himself to another woman, he dismisses the acts as being committed by hackers. How hackers acquired pictures of his cock, I'm not entirely sure. Maybe The Dick Prophet knows.

### The Dick Prophet

The Dick Prophet is a mysterious man found lying prone on the floor of a white tent found in Pueblo del Norte. He smells Pleb, and based on his smell, assesses that Pleb must be aware of the coming Dick Revolution, which will be huge. This is never referenced by anyone ever again. Sniff sniff.

### xNarutosasukex xluffygonkirax

xNarutosasukex xluffygonkirax is a man with incredibly large, spiky, anime-esque hair found supine on the floor of a red tent found Pueblo del Norte. He admires anime, and truly wishes nothing more than to be a part of it. His name is a reference to several real life animes, such as Naruto, One Piece and Hunter × Hunter.

### Tiredof Krumpingtoomuch

Tiredof Krumpingtoomuch is a greedy, yet dull-witted man found lying on the floor of a white tent in Pueblo del Norte. He loves Mbs, and asks the player to give him some. If you say no, he accepts this, but if you say yes, he is excited, but neglects to actually... Take any money from you. Perhaps he is just too tired.

## La Catedral

### Padre Hernandez

Padre Hernandez is a bespectacled priest found standing outside La Catedral. He welcomes the player to the area, and lets it be known that miracles can be performed here. A gentleman.

### Padre Careroz

Padre Careroz is a serious looking priest found standing outside La Catedral. He speaks with Kemadou Malacuea, offering to cure his disability, in exchange for 400,000,000 "likes". What this like currency is, the connection it has to God, or how Padre Careroz himself can channel this level of healing ability is all unknown. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

### Kemadou Malacuea

Kemadou Malacuea is one legged man found walking on crutches outside La Catedral. He requests that Padre Careroz heal his disability, but is subsequently told that he is too poor. Apparently the church is in association with the American healthcare system?

### Monja Maria

Monja Maria is a wizened nun found standing outside La Catedral. She genuinely takes pity on Kemadou, calling him a "Poor child of god". This is apt, as Kemadou certainly is poor.

### Ken

Ken is a bug-eyed man in a backwards cap found standing outside La Catedral. He asks, "What's the point of dying anymore?", which... Is going to cause me to have an existential crisis if I think about it any further.

### Padre Sospacho

Padre Sospacho is a dank priest found standing outside La Catedral. He quotes one of the epic memes that he heard one of the kids saying many years ago, in a failed attempt at being humorous. At least he tried.

### Snop Logarto

Snop Logarto is a musing man found lying down on the pavement outside La Catedral. He wonders if someone could survive purely by eating Weed. Seeing as in PRiCERPG, weed is not a consumable item, I'm going to have to say no on this one.

### Humanman "The Smart" Ignacio

Humanman "The Smart" Ignacio is a severely generic looking man wearing only a black speedo in the brisk night air found standing outside La Catedral. He questions the nature of "artificial" substances, floating the idea that surely all artificial things are made from natural materials. And yeah, honestly, that makes sense.

### "The Poope" El Gran Papa

El Gran Papa is the head priest and leader of the church, found just inside La Catedral. He welcomes the player in, referring to the church as a "miracle chamber", and explains how the party member revival system works. He clarifies that the player must pay a hefty sum of Mbs in order to make use of these services, unless the player has 3 or less party members still alive, in which case it will be free. He reminds the player of the consequences of their actions, and the fact that the Lord is always watching. This is more true than he realizes.

### Monja Jajarda

Monja Jajarda is a nun lost in thought found in the inner sanctum of La Catedral. She is aware of the bizarre nature of the world around her, but seemingly just doesn't care. She is happy in her current life, but seems to believe that this may already be the afterlife, asking the player what they think.

### Monja Fovika

Monja Fovika is a homophobic nun found in the inner sanctum of La Catedral. She warns the player to stop being gay, as gays go to Hell, confirming a believe in the existence of Hell in the world of PRiCERPG.

### Monja Jessica

Monja Jessica is a stand-offish and foul-mouthed nun found in the inner sanctum of La Catedral. She wants to be left alone. She seems to be in a fairly good mood, however. Maybe she's just like that.

### Padre "El Real" Johnrickfredo

Padre Johnrickfredo is a disenfranchised priest found at the very end of the inner sanctum of La Catedral. He is finding it much harder to have faith in anything these days, including his own existence. He is still proud of his identity as a black man, however.

## La Capital

### what

what is a Mega Man lookin headass found high on the rooftops of La Capital. what

### Rufy

Rufy is a vaguely tiger themed man found in La Capital. He lets the player know that the bridge fording the river in the city can only be lowered from the other side, meaning that another way around must be found.

### Dologado "ElSecreto" Okmarrano

Dologado Okmarrano is a secret man found in La Capital. I cannot tell you about him, because he is a secret.

### Harry el Hermoso Rodriguez

Harry el Hermoso Rodriguez is an incredibly hot man found under a stop sign in La Capital. He suffers from a crisis of conscience based on his appearance. Pity him.

### Hejo Heejaha

Hejo Heejaha is a man in a striped black and white full body suit found in La Capital. He speaks an unknown language, and cannot be understood by the player. Presumably related to PinkBoi in some way, as he speaks in a similar manner.

### Felipe "El Pipe" Peepeete

Felipe Peepeete is an Asian shopkeeper found in La Capital. He wears glasses, has shaggy black hair and has the left half of his body painted white. He speaks with a stereotypical Japanese accent.

### huh

huh is a monstrous looking woman found on the rooftops of La Capital. She bears a strong resemblance to an NPC, with large, sharp teeth, small beady eyes and long distorted arms. Despite this, she is not actively hostile and swears to the player that she is in fact, not a monster. And that's ok.