The Money Order

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The Money Order, also known as the Incel Empire, Alliance of Directors Who Profit Off The Misery of Others, Douchebag Brigade, among others, are the primary antagonists of When Universes Collide's Anarchy Roleplay timeline.

Officially known as the Empire of Monetary Gain, the Money Order has extreme amounts of technological advancement, numerical superiority, trillions of species under its command, and vast interstellar holdings that dwarf even the largest Lovecraftian realms of trickery and mischief. Formulated sometime in February, the Order rose after the Sanjay Rash War, in which Indian Tiktok star, federally recognized sex offender, and former dictator of Onderon turned malevolent deity Sanjay Rash and his literal billions of villain allies were defeated in a climatic battle against the Coalition of Sexy Memes, led by the Femboy Leader Astolfo and some Random Anime Bitch. Sanjay was nearly victorious in this epic war for supremacy, but was stopped by Ricardo, being placed into the void that is also known as his loincloth. Afterwards, Rian Johnson, the Holy Prophet of Truth, Solidius Cum, and some random homeless person off the street united their efforts and pooled their remaining resources, founding the Money Order on the principles of greed and incellism. At this point in its history, it was a fascistic hermit state, as Rian Johnson assumed supreme dictatorial power and had his minions purge all his political enemies. Afterwards, the Money Order began expanding but unfortunately their fleets reached the border of Chadlandia. The Chads saw the Money Order was run by a bunch of losers and didn't like that so literally destroyed their entire army in a fucking day. However, the Money Order vowed vengeance, their ideology morphing into one of evil and hatred for the Chads and for total dominion over the entire Omniverse rather than mere greed.

Wanting to eliminate the Chads first, they annexed Gamer Society, convincing the locals to overwhelm and kill the Chads in a ruthless invasion, which they did at heavy cost to their own forces. The Money Order subsequently bought a hack from CSGO and revived their entire military and even copy and pasted more forces into their command so it was all gucci. Later on, Rian decided it was time to rescue Sanjay Rash and gathered the Money Council, but it soon proved a ruse as it turned out all the leaders were converted into Communism. Chairman Mao Zedong quickly executed Rian Johnson and took over the Money Order. He didn't bother changing the name. From then on, it converted from a fascistic hermit state to an international Communistic society that promoted starving as a good idea. It soon began expanding rapidly despite its army being utter fucking dogshit because Confucius blessed them. The Money Order retained its original goal of rescuing Sanjay however, but Mao Zedong contracted COVID-19 and was retained to his deathbed. His son, Crowski, was then tasked with leading the faction to its final victory and rescuing Rash from Ricardo's ballsack. Crowski was a Dark Master of the Chinese Arts and used his evil necromantic powers to create yet another massive fuckoff legion of ships and Chinamen Troopers for a prophecized apocalypse that he would bring upon the seditious enemies of the Communist state.

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By now, Crowski had recruited an apprentice named Gaylo Ren, a dark enforcer and champion that displayed promise during his training in the Incel Corps. Gaylo was exceptionally skilled with a lightsaber, so was granted a crossguard lightsaber and elite set of armor by Crowski's forgemasters. Now, armed with these new tools of evil power, he carved a path through the Galaxy and quickly found Ricardo on the Femboy Conglomerate Homeworld. Crowski saw an opportunity here, since if the assault succeeded the Conglomerate will finally die and Sanjay would return and take his throne at the top of the Universe Multiverse Cumverse or whatever the fuck. Anyways, everything was going to plan until Crowski's shitty son SKYNET/Portal entered the room, and revealed to his father that he was in fact, a Hong Kong Protester. Crowski's father returned from the dead and took sides with his son in the final battle of the Money Order, as the Money Order dispatched literally their entire fucking military force onto the planet, and a great battle begun.

As the anime traps contested with endless legions of generic nameless goons in moshpits, Gaylo Ren was able to systematically dispatch entire ranks of the Femboy menace. Astolfo, the Femboy leader, wasn't having it though, and called in for help. Henry decided to answer and brought his Covenant army to bear, as his Sangheili utterly decimated the invading force. During the battle, Portal somehow killed Mao again, so he disappeared in a flurry of cherry blossoms but promised his son he'd return. After that sad shit, Gaylo Ren was slapped in the ass by Henry and died. After losing his apprentice, his entire army, and his entire fleet to the Covenant, Crowski was forced to retreat, but vowed vengeance.

Later on, it was revealed that the Money Order had reorganized into THE FINALH ORDAH under the Emperor's command.