Pride & Predujice, the Wedding Edition

**Pride & Predujice, the Wedding Edition**

 By: darkvampangle101

Elizabeth
Bennet marries Darcy but the wedding turns into a huge disaster which only they
can solve... with there secret identities!

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**Authors Note: This is a story I write afterseing the Pride and**
Pedujice movie (tho I can only find it under 'book' so that is the category i put
it) and I have try to put in also a few cameo's from other cool shows if you
can reconize them... I hope u like it i try to make it more modern and exiting.

Mister FitsWilliam Darcy was going to be married. It was to Lizzie
Bennet the daughter of a poor and impovrished local gentle man. His auntie was
sooo pissed because she wanted Darcy to marry her own kid who was named Ms Ann
Deburg but Ann was so fug that Darcy wanted no part of that!

Mister Darcy went to his wedding day dressed in a beautiful tux
and he looked super handsome. The whole church was covered in tiny sparkling
Christmas lights i white and conflower blue (his wedding colors) and large
mirrors hung from each pew and glitter was sprinkled tastfully across the floors.

Lizzies sister Jane was the Matron of Author standing beside
Elizabeth. Jane was married to Darcys best friend. His name was Mister Bangley.
Bengley was Darcy's Best MAN! So it was Jane Bengly and Mister Benglye. Then
there was Lizzie's bridesmades... Kitty Bennet and Mariah Lucas and Charlotte
Collens (formally Charllote Lucas). Darcy also had 2 groomsman, his cosine
Kernal Fits William, and his best friend the Duke of Cullen, Edward. Nobody
knew that Edward would soon face a tragedy.

Lizzie was so beautiful in a floor length white satin dress with a
corset middle and the tiniest crystaline shououlder straps holding it all up.
Her skirt was overlay with delicate French lace in a pattern of lillies and
other stuff. She wore beautiful Prada high heel shoes in gold with silver stilletos.
She had a large tiara on her head of blue and white sworovsky crystals. Her
bouquet was a huge bunch of pink and blue gladiolla flowers that smelled like
vanilla. Her golden hair had been piled on her head in a huge bun.

She looked sooo incredible! Darcy nearly giggled and swooned at
the sight of his ONE TRUE LOVE.

But... it was not to last!

As the pastor started saying the vows, there was a shaking on the
floor. The chandeliers broke of and fell down and it killed Mister Collins by
cutting him into a billion bits but nobody got upset because he was a total
weirdo except for the fact the floor was going to be all stained with blood
yuk.

"Yay now I am free of that dummy" said the widow Lucas
"and he savd up a lot of money that Kathryn Deburg paid him so now I can
go o whatever I want."

"What is it"

"It is an earth quack" said a young somber minister
standing at the back of the reception room "I saw earth quakes when I was
in India where I plan to go back when I am done enjoying this here wedding in
England!"

"Oh you are so smart sir who are you?" said Carlotte
Lucas Collins "I have always been interested in travel and tried to learn
Hindu Stani last year from Rosetta Stone books." (Authors Note: they do
not have interent or CDs in this time)

"Whoa cool my name is Sinjin Rovers!" he said

"Nice to meet you Mister Rivers let us go grab a Doctor
Pepper and take a turn round this lovely room."

Then they did.

Darcy sighed with rel "I think the quake has stopped continue
Reverend Elton with the church service." ief

"OK then Darce!" said Elton. "We are all gathered
here to marry this girl Lizzie Bennet to this guy Firs William Darcy. If any
person here has a reason why they can't get married then you got to say it now.
Okay then nobody said anything. Now Lizzie do you take him to be your law full
wedded husband?"

"Yes I do totally!"

"Okay do you Darxy take her to be your wife?"

"I..."

At that moment the stain glass windows to the church shattered
into a billion pieces on the ground littering Mister Collinses body with bits
of colored glass! Sinjin Rivers grabbed Charlottes hand and ran away with her!
Kitty and Mary hid under the table with the chocolate fountain (for the
reception after the wedding)! And Bengley grabbed his wife and ran out the door
with her so she was protected! Nobody protected Mrs Beenet though because she
is kind of a cow.

It was a bunch of guys in futuristic suits! They were gray with
green on the edge of it. They jumped through the hole in wall and every one
screamed! One of them shot a spell at Edward of Cullen... and he died!

"My name is Malakite! I am from the NegaVerse! I am hear to
get the silver moon crystal!"

"WTF are you talking about" said Lizzie.

"It is on your head" and Zoycite pointed to her head.

"No!" said Lizzie "that is my bridle tiara diamond
that I got past down from my great great great great grandma Serenity!"

Then Malakite Jadeite and Zoyacite grabbed Lizzie and flew away
with her.

"NOOOOO!" screamed Darcy.

But in his rage and anger something amazing happen! HE SUDDEBLY
TURN INTO A TUXEDO!

Then into the church turned a cat. The cat mowed.

"Meow... I am Artimis the cat!" he said

"You are talking cat! Wow!" said Sinjin Rivers "I
have not seen anything so amazing not even in India!"

"Talking cat do you know why I am in this weird suit?"
asked Darcy?

"Yes you are Tuxedo Mask aka Darien AKA Mamoru AKA the true
love of the Princess Serenity... ALSO KNOWN NOW TO YOU AS ELIZBETH
BENNETT!"

Then every one gasped. Lizzie's mom fainted. Lidya got mad and
stamped her feet because she wanted to be the best and coolest and most popular
but now every person knew that Lizzie would some day been the QUeen of the Moon
Kingdom along side her love Tuxedo Mask. It was destiny!

"You got a lot of power" said Artimis "You got to
save her Usagi AKA Lizzie AKA Princess Serenity."

Then Tuxedo Mask Darcy chased Malakite out of the church.
Meanwhile Edward of Cullen was dying. So Mariah Lucas who up to now seemed like
just an average girl became time to reveal her secret. She pulled Edward of
Cullen behind the batismal font and she... turned him into a vampire! Actually
Mariah Lucas was a VAMPIRE that was why her sister could not get married to any
one in the village because there were always rumors about Mariah and Lady Lucas
being kind of... different... like they looked so sparkley in the day light...

Darcy and Artimis left behind the whole wedding party to chase
down Lizzie and the bad guys. Then they were in a field just like that big one
in Jane Ayre. Malakite, Jadite and Zoycite all gasped when they saw Darcy
turned into Tuxedo Mask. Then Tuxedo Mask held a rose in his hand. He threw it
at Malakite and then he dropped Lizzie who was now all covered in dirt with her
dress all tore up.

Then suddenly Lizzie sparked and she turned into Sailor Moon! Her
hair flipped around. Then the Negaverse bad guys gasped and tried to run away
but she took her tiara off and she threw it at them and they died with a lot of
screaming.

Then Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon turned back into their normal persons.
They were covered in thissels and thorns and their clothes were all torn and
dirty but they were safe. Artimis the cat was at their feet.

"You will have more challenge in the future!" said him
"as the Queen and King of Moon and Earth."

"But fr now, Lizzie let us just marry and be King and Queen
of Pemberly." said Darcy

"Yes! MY HERO!" said Lizzie.

And then they finished their vow's in the remains of the church
with every one they loved looking on including there new cat, Artimis. But they
knew that someday their secret identity would be revealed again... that they
were much more than just 2 people of the 1800's who were very rich...

THE END OR IS IT

**Pride & Predujice, the Wedding Edition**

 By: darkvampangle101

Elizabeth
Bennet marries Darcy but the wedding turns into a huge disaster which only they
can solve... with there secret identities!

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Lizzie Bennett Darcy danced around the room all night until she
was nearly dead and her new husband looked really happy to. Then they left on a
horse so they can ride to there honey moon destination in Paris. Lizzie had
allways wanted to see the Iffel Tower and the Luve and eat lots of crapes and
bagettes. Darcy had always wanted to see the opera house where the Phantom of
the Opera lived in the olden times.

This left Lidia and Wickam who were drunk and makeing out in the
corner of the room to every one's horror! Also there was Mary who was reading
her bible book and ended up meeting this really nice guy called Enjolras who
was a friend of Mister Darcy's from the time that Mister Darcy lived in France
and owned a bunch of castles there and some gold mines and wineries that made
him super rich.

Mary used to be called plane (which in old time terms means not
cute) but today she had lost a lot of weight by not eating and drinking junk
food like chocolate bars and slurpees. Her long black hair was shinny and she wore
a very cute dress with lots of lace and silver ribbons, and this dress had lace
sleeves and a peated skirt. It was that light bluey greeney color that is on
all the signs for THE GAP this Christpas. She looked totally adorable! And she
looked way more adorable because she was carrying around reading her Bible!

"Hello Mister Enjolras I am Mary I am the brides
sister."

"Oh hello Mary it is nice to meet you I am a revolutionary
from France my name is Enjolras." He jestured around the room. "Shell
we take a turn around this here room and I shall get you a glass of sleepytime
tea?"

"Why that sounds capital my dear sire." she said and
started to walk in a turn with him "Wow I have never met a revolutionary
our live here in England is quite dull and all I do is read the bible and
write." She sighed. "I long for a life where my superir intellect can
be put to use."

"Mary Bennet I know this appears very sudden but I am man who
know what he wants! You are the most beutiful woman I ever saw! I am rich and
single my dad was a big stockbroker and he left it all to me and I secretly am
a vicomt (that is a french noble person) that is why I fight against the
government... come to France with me! Marry me and live with me as man and
wife!"

"Oh yes my dear Enjolras I will do that and we will live
happily ever after! As long as I have books and marmalade I am happy
girl!"

Then Mrs. Bennet started to cry because now all her daughters
would be married off to sutable gentlemen even her dearest Mary who would now be
a vicomtess in France and have to speak French.

MEAN WILE...

"Oh my dear Darcy!" said Elizabeth Bennett on the back
of his horse "I cannot wait until we are home and can live as man and wife
and I can beaf for you many little Darcy children to pass on your title
to!"

"Oh yes my dearest Elizabeth my wife I am the happiest man on
earth!" he said on the front of his horse "but now you gotta call me
Fitswilliam because i am your husband!"

The horse gallped along the street in the dark woods. Then the
horse stopped and reard up. Elizabeth and Darcy were surprised.

"Why is Fluffy so upset?" said Elizabeth "usually
he is a good horse."

Darcy shrugged. "Beats me."

But then they heard a noise. And then they saw some flashing eyes
in the dark and up ahead many fingures fighting one another. Some looked like
big dogs and some looked like very white guys.

"Oh no Elizabeth it is the evil army of the vampires and the
were wolfs they are here to fight we must send word to the King before all of
this fare land becomes devistated by the distruction of all these vampires and
wolfs. They will distroy everything in there path and also they will turn
people into vampires and wolfs!"

"No!" said Elizabeth.

So then they turned the horse around and they sped up to its
maximum speed and started riding back to England.

MEAN WILE...

Charlotte Collens stood at the boat pear next to the church.
Sinjin Rivers, Jane Eyre's good looking cosine, sat on his knees with a look of
pure and unbidled pain in his cristaline blue eyes. The party was still going
on but he had to leave the wedding part because His boat was about to leave and
to go back to Bonbay.

"Beautiful Charlotte Collens also known as Charlotte Lucs. I
have never met a woman who more compatible with me... you learn Rosetta
Stone... you are compose, and rich, and pretty. You want to learn Hindu
Stani... why will you not come back with me to India to teach people the Gospel
of CHRIST?"

"Because my family is here! India is so backward... so hot...
and I have a house here... I am scared when things are going so good here in
England to leave for a faraway place like India..."

"I understand though you brake my heart, Charlotte Collens
Lucas! I am heart broken 2 x in one year I am the unluckyest man on Earth... I
guess God really wants me to be single and I must except that."

Suddenly a horse gallop by with a guy on it.

"DANGER DANGER everyone be SUPER CAREFUL and BUNKER
DOWN" yelled the rider "By order of THE LOCAL DUKE, we must all hide
and take shelter and get weapons because... THE VAMPIRE AND WERE WOLF WAR HAS
FINALLY HAPPENED!"

"Oh no! We shall all be killed!' cried Charlotte.

"Perhaps this is God giving you a sign. There are no vompires
or were wolfs in India, my dearest Charlotte Collins, and God wants you to come
be my wife in a vampire-free land!"

"Perhaps you are right... let us marry and produce many
childen to the glory of god and convert many pagans! PRAISE BE!" yelled
Charlote.

Then they got on the boat and before and vampire or wre wolfs
could come near them, the boat sailed away with Charlotte Collens and her
future husband Sinjin Rivers on it... for their new romantic life as INDIAN
MISSIONARIES!

MEAN WILE...

Inside the church, as the boat sailed away, everyone at Darcy's
wedding became scared. They began to scream.

Then Enjolras and Mary and Mr. Bennet stood on a pew.

"No panic! Everyone we gotta fight togehter! This church made
of stone and it will be safe in the basment. We must collect up all the water
and dranks we can, take them down stairs, and then grab any thing you can use
as a wepon and arm yourself - knifes, shovels, pipes, anything!"

"Who made you the boss?" said Caroline Bingly who was a
real jerk. "I am not following some dirty French man and some Bennet girl!
It is perfecly safe, and every one is just exagerating the risks of these...
supposed vampire and were wolfs!"

Then Caroline walked out the big hole in the side of the church
left by the Nega Verse soldiers. Every one then heard her scream. Her brother
looked out the hole in the wall and gasped.

"OH MY GOSH SHE BEEN EATEN BY A WERE WOLF!" screamed
him.

Then the whole wedding recepton screamed except for brave Mary,
her dad, and Enjolras.

"EVERY ONE DO AS WE SAY!" shouted Enjolras "I am a
revolution in France, I know what I am doing! DO WHAT I TELL YOU AND ARM YOURSELF
THEN GET TO THE BASEMENT AND WE BARRICADE THE DOOR!"

Then they all ran down the stairs with whatever they can carry...
getting ready for the vampire/were wolf apolcalypse!

**AUTHORS NOTE TO BE CONTINUED also I DO NOT CAER IF MEAN PPL HATE**
THIS STORY NO OFFENSE LOOK HOW MANY FOLLOWS AND FAVES I GOT I THINK U R JEALOUS
GOD BLESS

**ALSO HI TO ESTHRER WHO ENCOURAGE ME TO WRITE THIS STORY THIS**
WAY... SHE LOVE LE MISERABLES (that is wear Enjolras is from BTW)

**Pride & Predujice, the Wedding Edition**

 By: darkvampangle101

Elizabeth
Bennet marries Darcy but the wedding turns into a huge disaster which only they
can solve... with there secret identities!

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**AUTHORS NOTE - I AM SO BLESSED TO GET SO MANY REVIEW AND STUFF! HI**
GUYS HOP U LIKE THIS HAPPY NEW YER MWRRY CHRISTMASS! THX TO KEVIN WHO IS ALL
ENCORAGEMINT ALL THE TIM!

Lizzie and Darcy were covered in mud and thors and wet from there
mad ride back to london town. FLuffy was exhosted and the horse guy at the
Palace said he should go to the vet's but Lizzie new better. She reached into
her purse and pulled out a bottle of Yong Living's essential oil's to perk him
up and rubbed him down with some Thives Blend (my friend Sara sell tese now!
SUPER COOL AND PROB BETTER THAN MEDICINE FROM FARMACY she says).

Then Fluffy was OK.

Then Darcy and Lizzy ran into the Royal Family Palace in London.
There was the Queen.

"Hi I am the Queen." she said.

"I am Darcy and this is my wife Lizzy."

"I know you because you are so rich!" said Queen
Elizabeth. "But why do you come before me so filthy and ill a-tired Mister
Darcy?"

"Forgive me Your Majisty, but we have ridden at top speed
from France on our honeymoon with horrible news... the werewofl and vampire war
has started on fare England's SHORES! They have attacked on the roads!"

"Oh no I must get my secret sarvice to find out about
this!" Elizabeth said "Wallsingham where are you buddy?"

Then Wallsingham was there and he said "yes it is true there
are vampires and wolfs all over the place biting your loyal subject."

"Oh no!" said Elizebeth "if Only I had some strong
warrior to proptect my kingdom!"

Then Darcy and Lizzy looked at each other. They knew they gotta
help her out. They were the only ones with all the power to destroy the bad
guys.

"We can do it yo majisty!" yelled Lizzy Darcy
"Because I am secretly a powerful warrior named Saolor Noon! I can
transform and use my power to kill all the vampires!"

"And I am the Tuxedo Maskk!" yelled Dariency
"Together we can do it!"

Then Elizabeth the Queen laughed. "HAHAHAH you are but a pair
of rich people who live at Pembrley! What can you possibly do. YOu do not look
like a Sailor or a guy with a Mask! You look like two dirty people who need a
bath MWA HA HA!"

Then Darcy felt really pissed off! He pulled a rose from his
lappell and threw it at Queen Elizabeth and it cut through her fancy dress and
made the skirt fall off at the knees! Then everyone seen her socks and her
shoes. QUeen Elizabeth gasped!

"You inlosent fool!" she yelled "You broke my dress
it is designer!"

Then suddenly both Lizzy Bennet Darcy and Mark Darcy
transformed... into Tuxedo MAsk and Sailor Noon! Wallsongham gasped and fainted
and Queen Elizabeth was rendered speach less!

"You truely are magical soldiers! I am sorry for doubting
you! Go and fight the evil wolfs and vampires of this land and save my
people."

"Yes your majisty I will do this for England and for the Moon
Kingdom!" yelled Lizzy Bennet Darcy.

"I do this for Earth!" yelled Fitswilliam Darcy
"and for my wife Lizzy/Usagi Tsukino/Queen Serenity! We will clear this
scum from our realm!"

"Yes please do." Said QUeen Elizabeth "For your
bravery I will make you both Earls of Grantham."

Then the Darcys curseyed and ran out the door of the Palace.
Vampires and wolf pranced all over the city, biting at the poor Londoner's! But
Lizzy Sailor Moon and Darcy Tuxedo mask quickly killed them with her tiara and
his roses! They found some horses that had been left by there owner's and they
got on them and they rode away from the city. They got to get back to the
wedding venue to save there families!

In the church basement things were very dire! The basement was
dark and there was only a couch there and a half a wedding cake and some juice
that some one had brought down from the weeding. People were eating it because
they were nervous. Only one lamp let the light in plus a little fireplace!

They had put some chairs in front of the door but it kept going
BANG BANG BANG. Every time it did, one of her sister's screamed! Enjolras
looked very hansome. He had taken a big wine bottle and has smashed off the end
of it to make a thing for cutting people up.

"Is anyone else ready to fight?" he said loudly.
"You there men who are you?""

One bald guy said "MY name is Jean Luc Picard."

Another guy said "I am Peeta Mellark."

"Nice to meet you Peeta and Jean Luc. You see we got all
these delicate ladies in here. In about 5 seconds there gonna be a bunch of
were wolfs come through that door. We have to protect the women!"

"Of course yes!" said Peeta.

Peta found a katana on the wall and Jean Luc Picard found a knife
in his pocket. Then suddenly the werewolfs came in the door. Everyone screamed!
Jean Luc fought one valiently. Then the werewolf pulled off his head with his
teeth! Enjolras took his bottle and cut the wolf across the neck.

"That's for killing Jean Luc!" he screamed.

Then he stabbed the next werewolf in the hearth. Peeta took his
katana and chopped the next wolfs legs off then stabbed it in the head. There
was blood everywhere. But then while he was killing that one there was another
wolf that snuck up behind him and ate his back. He screamed and then the wolf
bit him again and he was dead. There was still two wolfs! Enjolras was
surrounded. He stabbed one but the other one was about to pounce on him and eat
him! But then something hit that wolf and it screamed and ran away... it was
Mary! She had grabbed a pokr from the fire and hit the wolf with the hot pokre.
Then the wolfs ran away. They were alone again in the church basment.

"Is every one ok?" asked Enjolras.

"Yes except poor Jean Luc and Peeta!" cried Mary.
"We must get to safty!"

"Yes... we must get to... PEMBRLEY!"

"But why dearest Enjolras my soon to be hubsand?" asked
Mary. "Why is that?"

"Because... Darcy has a secret room full of weapons! We can
protect ours elfs from the bad guys!"

Then every one cheered!

**Pride & Predujice, the Wedding Edition**

 By: darkvampangle101

Elizabeth
Bennet marries Darcy but the wedding turns into a huge disaster which only they
can solve... with there secret identities!

Rated: Fiction K+ -
English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,060 - Reviews: 45 -
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**Authors Note: Kyleagh beta this really fast but she really busy**
lately with all her stuff. I been busy too but not like her. Not much go on
around here latley, I spent lot of time at pen centre and library on Jame's St.
I got a new story I woking on 2 its about that old movie titanic with Loneardo
Docpario and Kate Winslet. It will be amazing and xtra creativity i promise u!

Lizzie and her husband Darcy rode there horses through the English
country side so they can get to the vampire wolf strong hold in Bath. This was
because Bath is the place that all the people in England who want to act bad
go. They go there and drink and bath and party in the victorian style. The sin
of the place attract the vampire and the wolves.

On there way, they passed by an old burned building with a big
sign. It said THORFELD HALL.

"We must see if the wolfs burned this place down and make
sure there are no more people in it!" yelled Lizzie.

"Yes we must save any burn people in there!"

But when they got to the building there was no smoke or any thing.
It must have got burned a long time ago. Then from the ashes they saw a woman
and a man in white. The woman was little and she wore really rich person
clothes. She carried a nunchuks. The guy had on a really nice 3 piece suit like
the one's you see in the Moores ads on TV. He had on some cool red shiny
glasses that looked like Oakleys kind of like the ones that Siclops wears in
the movie X Man.

"Who goes there!" the woman yelled.

"Do not be scarred it is Lizzie Darcy of Pemberly, and this
is my husband, Fitswilliam Darcy. We are fighters sent by Queen Elizabeth First
to defeat the evil that are the werewolf and vampire armies of England. As you
can see I have a magic tiara and moon stick which are very power full weapons
to kill them."

"And I am Darcy and I too bring with me magic weapons to kill
the vampires and such you have no need to fear. I have my magic roses and cane
knife thing. Who are you fair lady and gentleman of Thorfeld Hall?"

"My name is Jane Eyre Rochester and this is my husband Edward
Rochester. We were here protecting our land as we had to send our little child
Adele to France for her own safty!" Jane looked sadness. "I recently
was suppose to go to India with my dearest cosine Sinjin Rivers. So I have been
well trained in the katana."

"Yes my dear wife Jane Eyre is good with a nunchuku. And I
have received from the government some new eyes to replace my burned ones it is
the latest technology" Edward Rochester said "They also send out
laser beams so I have to wear these potective glasses."

"What pray tell is a laser bean?" said Lizzie

"Oh my dearest it is a new kind of weapon very top
secret!" said Dracy "Edward can kill all the bad guys just by looking
at them. The werewolfs don't have a chance."

"Will you join force with us, Jane Eyre and Edward
Rochester?"

"Aye let me just saddle up my stallion Black Beuty and we
shall join you on your quest, Lizzie and Darcy!" yelled Jane Eyre
"vengince will be ours for ENGLAND."

Then Jane and Edward got on a horse and the 4 of them started to
ride toward the city of bath.

DLDLDLDLDLDLDLDL

Mary Bennet grabbed her sword and cut off the head of the werewolf
and it yelled. Her mother who was very annoying, Mrs. Bennet, had already been
eaten by a werewolf and had to be left behind at the church. Now there were
just a handfull of the people from the Darcy wedding left who had not been
eaten by the werewolfs or bit by vampires.

"Excellent work at despatching that werewolf, my dearest!"
said Enjolras to her. "Tu es superbe!\*"

As she rode her horse and hit the nearby vampires with her sowrd,
she turned and looked at Enjolras with lots of love in her eyes.

"Do you mean that Enjolras?" she ask.

"What?"

"That I am your dearest?"

"Of course! When this all over, Mary Bennet, I will swept you
off your feet and take you back to my castle and lay sweet kisses on you after
we are married at the Noter Dame church in Holy Matrimony. You shall want for
nothing!"

"Oh my love Enjoylras!"

Then they leaned over and hugged each other across there horses.

"Watch out!" yelled Bingley.

Bingley rode up next to Mary and Enjolras where a vampire was
about to bite Mary's foot off while she was distracted by the hug she gave to
her future husband. But Bingly had arm himselt with a pitchfork. He used it to
take the vampire head off and it rolled away into a ditch. Mary was safe!

"Oh thank you brother in law! I am so grateful you saved
me!"

"I owe you gratitude." Said Enjolras.

"No. We shall all be brothers and sisters soon. We must stick
together and kill these monster scum do you not agree!"

"Most definitely husband!" Jane Bingley shouted as she
rode past, using a crickett bat to knock out a passing biting werewolf.
"ONWARD TO PEMBERLEY!"

Then they all shouted together in triumph and rode toward the
Darcy mansion.

\* This means in French YOU ARE SUBERB

**Pride & Predujice, the Wedding Edition**

 By: darkvampangle101

Elizabeth
Bennet marries Darcy but the wedding turns into a huge disaster which only they
can solve... with there secret identities!

Rated: Fiction K+ -
English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,060 - Reviews: 45 -
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**Authors note: Hi sorry i left so long hope u like this 1 it has**
some very cool cameo's that make it way more exiting than the book IHMO. Signed
SARKVAMPANGLE101 THX AS USUAL TO my betta JACOB my little qt brother who did
this carfully even tho he dose not like reading

When Mary and Enjolras and Jane and Bingly got to Pemberley they
almost did not even stop. It no longer looked anything like the old Darcy house
had before! Metal armor plating covered the whole building and a guy walked
along the top of the house carrying a regentcy machine gun in his hands.

They rode up toward the house but had to stop when the gun guy
pointed it at them. Since it was dark they cannot see who it was but they can
see the silouwette of the gun.

"Who goes there?"

Jane gasped "Uncle Gadiner? Is that you? It is me your niece
Jane and her husband Bingly..."

"Hi Uncle Gardiner!" greeted him.

"...and Mary and Enjolras..."

"Hi!" Enjolras and Mary said together then looked at
each other because they were so in sinc and it was so cute!

"Oh, dearest Mary and Jane and your husbands! What happened
at the wedding where is your dearest mother and father and the other wedding
guests like my old friend from the Wars of the Rose's Jean Luc Picard?"

"I am sorry Uncle" Jane called up from her horse
"They are dead by werewolfs we came here to try and seek shelter and
weapons. But what has happened here, it is so strange to see Pemberly covered
in armor plating and with guards and machine guns? Where did all this come
from? I thought the Darcys mostly collected art?"

"It is a long story but safe to say the Darcys are not all
they apear to be!" said Uncle Gardiner "I will ask the staff to open
up the titanium blast door to allow you access."

Jane and Enjolras and Mary and Bingly sighed with relief as the
massive metal door slid down... they were SAFE!

"What in the world!" exchaimed Jane "it almost
appears to be a militia has come here or something."

Lizzie and Darcy rode into Bath. They usually expected Bath to be
a lot like Vegas all flashing lights and loose women and cassinos. But it was
scary dark! And empty!

The only sound was the sound of horse feet clopping on the
ashpalt. When Lizzie looked back at her other team members Jane and Edward they
too looked very scarred by the empty streets and silence!

"Where are all the Bathers?" said Darcy.

"I do not know this is the usual season for all the partyers.
It is so terribley confusing." Said Jane Eyre. "There is not a single
lamp on in a window!"

This was true. They kept driving there horses into the town, past
the empty houses closer and closer to the center of town - the BATHS. They kept
going past empty shops and those shops had been smash and looted by some awful
criminals.

"Oh Fitswilliam I am so scarred!" yelled Lizzie
"what evil has be fallen this place!"

"I do not know..."

Then Darcy looked confused for a sec. He turned his ear. Jane Eyer
and Edward Rochester and Lizzie all braked there horses to wait to see what had
made Darcy look so weird in the face.

"What is it Fitswilliam" said Lizzie

"Silence wife and listen!"

They all went silent and listened. Then they very soft could hear
a sound like a buzz kind of like a flourescent light that is busted.

"What pray tell is that un earthy noise?" ask Jane Eyre.

"I do not know but it apears to be coming from... THE BATHS!"
Edward said scarily "We must go there to see what is up."

"Indeed" said Lizzie and made her horse start to go
really fast.

The others followed her. WHen they got to the baths they were
SHOCKED by what they saw... dozen of bodies all piled around the street, all
either looking eaten by vampire or werewolfs! The people of Bath were now
looking like almost a fence or something made of bodies... AROUND the old
BATHS!

"These werewolf scum have gone too far... MASSACRING the
people of Bath!" yelled Jane Eyre pulling out her nunchuks "We must
have our revenge."

"I know you are angry Jane!" Lizzie Said "But we
must be carful in the face of what we do not know."

They all nodded because Lizzie was very smart. The horses
carefully walked around the dead bodies heading even further toward the baths
in the middle of the town of bath. There was a lot of blood on the street.
Still they had not seen even a single vampire or werewolf and Lizzie was become
very scared.

"Look!" Edward Rochester said "I can see it with my
magic technology eye's, can you see it?"

He pointed and Lizzie and Dracy looked where he pointed - TOWARD
THE BATHS!

"I do see it!" Darcy shouted "Lord Redeem Us for I
have never seen such a weird looking thing!"

Lizzie hadn't either. When she look she saw a big light like a
giant light saber from the Star Wars movies that was shooting up from the baths
and into the sky. Where it hit the sky the clouds were all swirly just like at
the end of Indianna Jones and the Raders of the Lost Arc. The big stick of
light was red and looked really omminus, allot like Darth Mall's light saber.

"This looks very bad!" said Lizzie.

"Everyone get your weapons out... we gotta go there and save
England!" yelled Darcy.

They started galoping toward the ominus place. But just as they
came to the front door of the bath, there horses all squealed to a stop. When
they looked around... they were SURROUNDED BY VAMPIRES!

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Jane Bingley walked through Pemberley. Her husband and her sister
and Enjolras and Gardiner followed. Jane she was guided by a young lady who was
not dressed in nice umpire waste dresses as would be expected. She wore a camo
print dress that was cut off above the ankles and her hair was in a tight pony
tail. On her face she smudged the black stuff.

"Madam may I have you're acqaintence?" asked Jane
Bingly.

"You may. My Christian name is Georgiana Darcy. But I am now
a warrior swore to take revenge upon the evil were wolvves and the vampires that
have tanted the fair shores of England." She halted and pointed at a
portrait on her wall. "My mother, the late Buffy Darcy, was also secritly
sworn to fight against evil though out wardly she played the part of a fine
aristacrattic lady. I will uphold Lady Buffy the Vampire Slayer's legacy as her
daughter."

"How wonderful!" said Mary. "But are you related to
the Fits William Darcy who is now wedded to my dearest sister Elizabeth Darcy
ne Bennett?"

"Yes he is my brother!" said the girl "but you may
call me Black Widow."

"OK Black Widow I am charmed to meet you" said Jane
"how is Pemberley so strange looking?"

Black Widow Georgiana Darcy smiled. "My brother Fitswiliam
Darcy and me knowing the legacy of my mom Buffy the Vampire Slayer have worked
hard to make this a strong hold against the evil vampires of the world."

"Indeed it is full of thing you would not imagining!"
said Uncle Gardiner "I have seen the most incredible stuffs here and when
the vampires came dearest Black Widow Gorgina Darcy invited me and your auntie
into Pemberley for safety. But now I have bevome a hone'd warrior under the
tutoring of Back Widow."

"But you dearest UNCLE are near fifty!" protest Mary
"you should be gardening and eating werther original and watching Columbo
and stuff."

"No... maybe in the old days thats how old guys in there
forties should act... but not now that I have... the Darcys heat-seeking missle
at my disposal!' He laughed "oh my dear Mary and Jane. When you see the
arsinal that the Darcys have build up to destroy all the bad guys ... you too
will be jumping to fight the vampire just as I have."

Black Widow Georgiana Darcy laughed coldly witch was not
surprising for a formiddible warrior like her "come my new friends let us
go to the armory and then we will attend to the highest turrets of the titanium
plated castle and pick off all the evil vampires with our laser cannons! then
Fitswilliam and Elizabeth will be able to return home safely!"

BACK IN BATH...

The y were surounded! Were wolfes were everywhere howling and
crawling evilly toward the 4 people on horses.

Elizabeth Darcy screamed as big hairy hands gabbed her legs and
arms and pulled her from her horse! Fitswilliam and Jane Eyre and Edward
Rochester tried to get Lizzy back by fighting the werewolf with nunchuks and
crickett bats and a flamethrower but it was to no avail.

"You will not take my wife Lizzie you werewofl scum!"
screamed Darcy, experetly aiming his throwing stars at their hearts!

But there was too many of them! He could not kill them all, not with
flamthrowers or nunchuks or throwin stars!

"I LOVE U DARCY!" screamed Lizzy!

"I LOVE U LIZZY BENNET SAILOR MOON QUEEN SERENITY!"
Fitswilliam yelled back as his dearest wife Lizzy was dragged away by the
hideos hordes of monsters SCREAMING!

**AUTORS NOTE: I hop thes was not too sfcrary 4 u all. But I pomise**
it will get better... THX 4 ALL THE REVIEW I LOVE U ALL and I PRAY HAPPY THING
4 EVERY 1 WHO REVIEW. also i am really sorry i cannot get a betta 4 this
chapter i wote it fast and Jacob is off at camp, Jaden is too yong to review,
Kyleagh is visiting my BIL and SIL in Bufffalo and Sraa is in the USA now. And
Esther dont like Pide and Pedujice. Anyone WHO WANT TO REVIOW PLZ PM ME I
really despite for a betta becase my spelling is NOT GOD.

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**AUTHORS NOTE Hi Guys last tim I checked over my story sevrl times**
and I even chek how to spell a few words from the shalowist and immodest and
UNLIKABLE girl in my hole church (but since u gotta turn the other cheek I
never tell her what a jerk she is) if you been reading all my storey's you will
know who she is. BUT this one I did not have tim on the first part (sorry) and
no betta except the 2nd part in Pembreley - THANKS TO AMY who help me with that
part!

Fitswilliam Darcy watch as his perfect and beautiful wife dragged
by the evil werewovles into a dark and scary door of the bath. He grabbed his
flamthrower and was gonna follow her EVEN IF HE DIED a horrible death! Because
that was true love and what gentel men did. Except that Jane Eyre said no.

"No!" said Jane Eyre "If you try to go in there
right now you will die."

"But if we wati then my lovely Luzzy will be killed"
Fitzwilliam let out a cry like a dyeing man at the though.

"I do not think so for if they wanted to kill Lizzy they
would have just done it they would not have take her off her horse and drag her
so carfully into the baths. No Fitzswilliam it must be that they wish to have
her alive for some resonÈ said Jane Eyre with a lot of thinking.

"Right my old chapp they could have killed her right here but
they did not so let us plan our affack carfully before we jump into battle to
save your wife Lizzy Bennett Darrcy!" yeled Edward Rochester.

"You are so right. Men are so much logicaller than women! Ha
ha!" said

So then the 3 of them rode away from the werewolf hide out to find
a place where they can plan there attack to get Mrs Darcy back!

Black Widow Georgiana Darcy stood at her bedroom door. Her bedroom
was in a tower at the highest part of Pemberly and it looked far out onto the
English country almost all the way to France. She wore a black leather suit
with spikes on the wrists and a skirt overtop to make sure people knew she was
a lady. But the leather was so tough that no vampire fings or werewolf claw could
get through it! She had a pistle in her hand specifically the very first Glock
and on her waist there was a bunch of daggers and some pepper spray. On her
eyes were some cool tight pink shades that kept pepper spray and blood out of
her eye's.

"Mistress Georgiana!"

The lady voice startled her and Black Widow Georgiana Darcy turned
around with her golden dagger in her hand pointed directly at... JANE BINGLEY!

Jane Bingley gasped and nearly passed out!

"Mrs. Jane Bingley it is unwise to approach a vampire hunter
unnannounced!" declare Black Widow Georgiana Darcy "I can see you are
not taught in the ways of the warrior like us Darcy's."

"No indeed not" said Jane.

"You must take lesson from your Uncle Gardiner at least on
how to fire a gun and arrows for we at Pemberly expect you to pull your weight
and not spend your days knitting and singing at piano. You must be
usefull."

Jane instantly felt ashamed at how she had wasted her life so far!
She has not been the sort of useufl woman that can help her husband and
friends! She looked down at her floofy pink lace dress with its swarovski
crystal trim and gold lace edging and it was very beautiful but so impractical!
She wished she can be more like Mistress Georgiana who she was sure could cater
a lovely dinner of the highest fashion and then instantly turn around and kill
an evildoer if they threatened her family!

"Of course!" said Jane Bingley "But I am
frightened"

"We are all firghtened Jane Bingley but bravery is keeping
going even when you are scared for our country ENGLAND needs women like us!
Shall we go and pray for victory for here at Pemberly we have our own chapel
and the butler of the Manor Carson also moon-lights as a minister."

"Wow that is amazing to have your own minister here!"
Jane sighed "But there is something urgent this is why I came up
here."

Jane had a face that was all white and scared and Black Widow
Georgiana put her hand on her weapons readying for attack!

"What is it?"

"THERE IS A VAMPIRE AT THE DOOR!" cried Jane.

Georgiana Darcy pulled out her Glock and ran past Jane Bingley
toward the front door!

**NOte: Amy made me pomise to add that she wanted to take out stuff**
in my story and I said no. Its my story and the stuff in it is only a little
bit off it is not acurite.

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Elizabeth
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can solve... with there secret identities!

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AN: Hi guys i fogot about fanfiction's 4 a while but then
rememebered it. Every1 say a prayre for Ash whose now in her 3d MONTH of
PEGNANCY ya I will be AUNTIE in i guess MARCH of 20117. AWSOM. They do not
knowing if girl or boy yet but they can find that out at hospital in bufalo
soon and also get one of those 3DD ultra sound's! XD XD XD

Georgiana BLACK WIDOW Darcy leapt across the mote as the draw
bridge was raised she was so full of blood lust. In each hand she had a sub
machine gun and she sprayed the crowd of angry werewolves with hundreds of
bullets (made of silver so they can kill any evil creture). The wolves eyes got
really big and they turned and ran in fear. But there was no where to run from
the RAGE of Georgiana Darcy!

"Come Gardener, come Jane and Charles Bingley, let us put
these evil doer's to there final rest!"

Jane and Chales were scared but they knew they had to help now
that they were training at Pemberly's state of the art monster battleing
facility. Charles grabbed a trident sitting beside the front door. Jane grabbed
a sterling silver sword that was decorated with sworovsky crystals for feminine
look. Uncle Gardener as a hardened battle master was fully armed with his
custom made nunchuku and machete that had his initials on the handle so when he
hit someone his initials UG were permanentl embedded in their head!

Uncle Gardener chased the fleeing werewolves and in one big
movement chopped off three of there heads with his machete. Then Georgiana cut
down a dozen with her spray of bullets. Charles saw one coming toward his
dearest wife Jane and he speared it through the eye balls with his massive
trident! Then Jane chopped another werewolfs arm off.

Soon they were surrounded by dead wolves and they all cheered!

"What a fine battle, my dearest gentleman and ladies."
Said Uncle Gardiner. "Let us return to Pemberly and treat ourself to sparkling
apple juice and some fine scones with cotted cream and jam!"

:Oh yes all this fighting werewolves in the dark has left me
fanished!" declared Jane Bingley.

"You are a natural warrior Jane Bingley!" said Black
Widow

They turned to leave when something pale in the grasping dead cold
hands of a werewolf catched the eye of Jane Bingley. She frowed.

"What is that pale thing in the grasping cold dead hands of
that dead wearwolf?" she asked then leaned down to look at it. "My
goodness, oh catch me as I will swoon dearest Charles! For this is... my
dearest sister Lizzie's own retticule!"

"Oh no perhaps she has been eaten by a werewolf...!"
said Uncel Gardener. "We are right to have avenged her by killing these basterds!"

"No there is a note in it written in Lizzie's hand. It
says... *I been capture by the were wolves in Bath. These were wolves have*
come to nigotiate my surrender to you. Take my retticule and note as proof of
my aliveness. Sincerely your sister and sister in law, ELIZABETH SAILOR MOON
SERENITY BENNETT DARCY."

"Oh no we killed the werewolves sent to get her
released!" cried Gardener.

"NO! YOU KNOW BETTER!" yelled Georgiana BLACK WIDOW
Darcy. "We do not nigotiate with werewolf terrorists! We must send out a
telegram and warn others that the werewolfs are trying to kidnap fine ladies in
order to blackmail and prevent us from winning! Come my warriors. To the
telegram room!"

Lizzy came to in a room. It was dark and at first all she knew was
that it was kind of wet. That made sense because she was in bath and there were
a lot of baths there.

"Fitzwilliam Darien Tuxedo Mask Darcy?" Lizzy called out
to her husband "Jane Eyre? Edward Rochester? Is anyone here? Where are my
weapons and my horse?"

Her voice echo through the room. Then she heard a response - an
EVIL echoed LAUGH!

Suddenly a light came on. It was a single evil candle. By the
light she could see the outlines of a face... but it was not a werewolf! It was
the pale and white face of a ... vampire!

"What you doing here? She demanded. "How did I get
here?"

"On a horse" said the pale vampire.

Lizzy shivered at this evil vampire. With all her heart she just
wished she can be at Pemberly with her dearest Fitzwilliam drinking a delicious
cream soda slurpy and eating her favorite hawkins cheezies. But those dreams
were of a more inocent time! A time before VAMPIRE and WEREWOLF and being Queen
of the Moon!

"I thought a werewolf had stolen me from my horse." Said
Lizzy.

"Oh, he did. He sure did, Lizzy Salor Moon. But here is the
thing you do not realize..."

Lizzy saw many other candles lit up at the same time making the
room not dark. She realized there were DOZENS of men and wearwolves around her!
SHE GASPED!

"You see... VAMPIRE and WEREWOLF have joined together... to
DESTROY ALL HUMANS!"

Lizzy gasped and passed out!

AN: Wow I hop u liked this chapetr it is pretty scary rgiht? Thank
u to Jacob who help me with this one in his spare time when he would rather be
at crystal beach or playing pokimon go.

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Elizabeth
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Hi all Kyleagh beta'd this so thank her a lots. Today we meet the
evil king of were wolfss i hope you like it. Sincerly Authors note.

Lizzy Bennet blinked loudly. Her hair was now ugly and out of its
buns after her ordeal in the damp ness of the baths. The room was really dim
but she could see the bath water in the bath... and it ran RED WITH BLOOD!

"Ha ha Lizzy Bennet Darcy!" crackled the head werewoof
"You thought you and you're husband could save England from our power. But
you were wrong! All the moon crystals in the world are not going to save Queen
Elizabeth or your precious English humans! Not with the power of the werewolfs
and vampires combined together!"

The head werewolf was standing in front of Lizzie and he was
pacing back and forth along the edge of the biggest bath in the giant cabernous
room. Lizzie noticed that the other werewolfs and vampires avoided him... and
the vampires glared at him with a lot of hate! The head werewolf wore a prada
suit with gold cufflinks that said 666 on each one. Lizzie Bennet noticed that
King of the warewolfs can not wear shoes because he got big paws and claws and
that would tear up a shoe so he got to go bare foot.

"My husband and my other relatives will not rest until they
get me back you evil werewolf king!" screamed Lizzie as she struggled
against her golden hand cuffs.

"Ha ha ha!" laughed evil werewolf "Lizzie Bennet
Darcy, you may call me Phil."

"I will not!" she cryed "you will always be an evil
Werewolf King to me, Phil! My husband will be here soon and my sisters husbands
too"

"No for I have sent a stealth troop of werewolfs to Pemberly!
They have with you that letter you wrote when you were under the evil vampire
mind control spell, Lizzie Bennet Darcy! And they shall use that letter to get
into Pemberly... and KILL EVERY DARCY AND BENNET STILL ALIVE!" He laughed
so evilly that it felt like Satan was in the room!

"NO!" Lizzie felt herself swoon "I can not control
myself under the evil vampire curse of mind control... I feel so guilty my hand
has cause there deaths! OH NO MY POOR JANE FITSWILLIAM AND MARY!"

She cried so hard and felt so much deep and uncotnrollable pain
and guilt that she passed out even before she could say a prayer for there souls!

Georgiana Darcy opened up the underground secret garage at
Pemberly. Inside there were a ton of old fashion carriages (because carraiges
were what in the past was used before the car became a good idea). Georgiana
Darcy had a really cool carriage with red racer stripes which was made by
Ferrari and then you attach it to a horse to make it go. It also had
experimental rockets on it and the license plate said BLKWIDOW because that was
her secret identity for fighting werewolves.

"Wow Georgiana Black Widow Darcy this carriage is like
something James Bond would drive!" said Mister Bingley "I am so
jealous! And is that a Jaguwar carriage? And wow you even have a
Mazerati!"

"Yes they really are nothing special... the carriage
companies give these all to me because I am such a famous monster warrior"
said Georgiana Darcy as if it was nothing special "I am in all the papers
and it is good adverising for them and that is even why Prada gave me a free
designer leather fighting gear."

"Wow you live such a glamoros life, Georgiana!" squealed
Jane Bingley.

"Yes!" said Georgiana Darcy.

In the carriage was full of machetes, machine guns, and some
protein bars. The top of the carriage had a port that a person could stick out
of and shoot out the top of the carriage. The horse was a super fast horse and
he had armor plating all over him except his face because he need to see where
he was going. The horse had bionic hoofs to help him run fast.

"What is all this for Georgiana Darcy?" said Uncle
Gardener.

"We can stay here and allow the werewolves and vampires to
overrun fare England. But I am no coward! I am a warrior sworn to serve the
Queen! And so I shall go out and fight these bastards until i can fight no
more!"

Georgiana turned and looked around at Mary, Enjolras, Jane, Uncle
Gardrener, and Mister.

"Who will join me in my fight for vengeance and duty? For I
will armor each of you and place you within my Mazerati and Jaguar so you may
help me save beautiful Lizzie and kill off the evil leaders of this monster
invasion!"

"I have always wanted to drive a Mazerati" said
Enjolras.

"Me too but Jaguar!" said Uncle Gardener.

The rest of them all nodded with a lot of excitement.

Georgiana yelled "THEN LETS GO SAVE MY SISTER IN LAW AND
ENGLAND!"

And they all jumped in the carriages and grabbed there machine
guns.

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can solve... with there secret identities!

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**Autors note: it is been a long time since i updated this. My**
sister Kyleagh betad again. Also i wanted to update you on ash her baby is
coming soon. i hope i will keep updating but baby makes everyone so busy! XD i
have been totally over loaded with church activities so i

Lizzy sat in the bath castle for a long time so long that the sun
started to come up. The vampires all ran away and they hid in some big boxes
that were at the side of the walls because there were not enough coffins for
everyone at Werewolf/Vampire HQ.

The werewolfs did not get burned up by the sun so they kept
working. King Phil sat on a throne made of sworovski crystals and gold and
ordered people around. His big gold watch glinted in the sunlihgt coming
through the windows.

"Our source's told us that Black Widow Georgiana Darcy has
left Pemberly in her armored Lamborgeeny. She is with some other warriors in
fancy cars with machine guns." Said one werewolf who was wearing a pin
stripe wool suit and carried a breafcase. "What should we do Sire?"

"Send as many wolfs as we can to meet her. The Black Widow
will be no match for our excellent wolf warriors!" King Phil laugh evilly.
"Then that will be our final problem gone and we will be able to chop
Queen Elizabeth head off no problemo!"

"You are sooo smart," said the wolf in the pinstripe
suit. "Hey every werewolf here needs to get on your horses we are going to
go kill Georgiana Darcy before she kills us!"

Then all the werewolves ran out of the room grabbing there knives
and machetes and machine guns and yelling a lot of excited things. Lizzy
realized that only she and King Phil were left in the big room! AND THE DOOR
WAS OPEN TO THE OUTSIDE! She jumped up and ran really fast toward the door!

King Phil growelled very angrilly which made Lizzy very scared but
she still ran fast. Except that it was a bath and there was some water on the
floor and she was wearing a long dress. She slipped and fell and suddenly she
felt nasty hairy paws on her waist.

"NOOO!" she screamed because she was sure he was going
to kill her with his evil long claws! "If you kill me my Fitzwilliam will
definitely take revenge!"

King Phil did not answer and instead he grabbed her on the waist
and carried her to a nearby room. It was a very small room compared to King
Phil's throne room. He dropped her on the ground and shut the door and locked
it.

"I thought I could trust you to behave!" yelled King
Phil.

"I am your prisoner and I want to escape." Said Lizzy.
"Are you going to kill me?"

He looked at her with his nasty hairy face and his nasty gross
fangs poked out from his wolf lips. He did not say anything. She stared up at King
Pihl for a long time and he watched her with evil looking red eyes (demonic
eyes)!

"I should kill you Lizzy." Phil said, his voice low.
"I totally should."

As she stared up at him his... RED EYES FLICKERED BLUE! She
gasped!

"What? Are you hurt?" KIng Phil asked.

"No... your eyes!" she exclaimed! "They were blue
not red!"

King Phil's jaw dropped and he got all huffy looking. He hurried
to the door.

"You will stay here because obviously you cannot be
trusted!" he shouted. "And do not try to escape or I really WILL kill
you!"

Then he went out the door and SLAMMED it and she heard it lock.
Then she cried a lot.

Jane Eyre, Edward Rochister, and Fitzwilliam Darcy had been riding
for a while looking for a place to crash. Then they came across this big castle
that had two towers beside the front door and some wooden stuff at the top.

"Who goes there?" someone shouted from the castle in
Scottish.

Jane Eyre spoke Scottish because it was one of the language she
teach Adell. "It is three warriors who are looking for shelter."

"HAHA you vampire scum you will not trick us!" yelled
the person in the castle again. "No way you are getting into our
castle!"

"It is day time we cannot be vampires we would be bruning
up!" yelled back Fitzewilliam Darcy.

"Oh i guess that's true come on in!"

The giant door opened with a big squeak. A bunch of men in kilts
came to the door. They had paint on themselves and stuff. This was because they
were Scottish and thats what those people did.

"What are you doing here on the Scottish Boarder's?"
yelled the biggest man with the most paint. "We do not like English guys
here!"

"My wife has been stolen by the evil werewolf king. We are
trying to find a place to hide to plan her rescue."

"Oh ok. Come on in. We like werewolfs less than the English."

"Oh thank you noble Scottish Lord!" said Fitzwilliam.
"My name is Fitzwilliam Darcy."

The Scottish men gasped and nearly passed out!

"Fitzwilliam Darcy? Like the noble warrior millionaire
Darcys? Whose mother was Buffy the Vampire slayer?" said the big Scotsman
with a lot of paint on his face. "It is an honor to meet another warrior.
Allowing me to introduce myself. I am BRAVEHEART."

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Hi guys I am back my SIL Ash had her abyb. It was little boy. I
think it should be name SPURGON just like JEssa duggers kid but they choose
name jams like KING jamse bible. I only seen him 2x times though becase I lost
my pass port and i do not have nexis card. They gotta bring him here from
Tonawonda. Aslo I cannot go to the mall there which sux cuz i like targit and
maseys.

GOD blESS HOPE U LIKE THIS CHAPTER AS CHECKED BY KYLEAGH4

For 2 days and 2 nights Bravehart partied with the Fitzwilliam,
Black Widow Georgiana, Jane Eyre and Lazer Eyes Edward Rochester. Scots people
knew how to party. Unlike the others, the Scottish people drank ale and
whiskeys and they all ate haggis and deep fried Mars Bars (you Americans don't
have real Mars bars they are actually way better in Canada sorry but it is
true). They listened to bag pipers and danced and the Scots ladies gave them
all very beautiful kilts in hot pink, florescent blue, and emerald green plads.

They did not feel bad about taking this little break because they
had been fighting for so long against the vampires and werewolves and in
Scotland they had not seen many evil vampires or werewolves coming up from
England. John Knox sometimes hung out at Braveharts castle and they all figured
these satanic monsters were scared by the AWESOME power of Christ that came
from all the Scotland reformers of the church.

Suddenly a black guy came into the castle. He was one of
Braveharts buddies who was from Africa or somewhere that had black people and
he had come to Scotland after he learned about Jesus from some missionaries in
his home country.

"Hi William Wallace!" He said. "I have just come
from the border with England and I saw a big hoard of werewolfs crossing the
border. Luckily I had my super fast Mclaren chariot (see it's a Scottish name
just like the sports car) so I beat them back here."

"Thank you noble black guy!" said Bravehart "My
warriors we must all get ready to fight. Fitzwilliam Darcy has told us all
about the horror of the werewolves and do we want our own good Scots wives
stolen away from us before our very eyes?"

"NO!" yelled the people.

Bravehart turned to Fitzwilliam, Black Widow Georgiana, Jane Eyre
and Rochester. "They may target my castle if they think you are here.
Please hide up in the attic parts. Take your weapons in case you have to fight,
but we do not want the werewolves attacking us here because they think you are
here."

"But we want to fight!" yelled Lazer Eyes Edward
Rochester.

Then Black Widow Georgiana Darcy touched his arm gently. "No,
a wise warrior knows when to fight as well. We do not wish to bring harm upon
Bravehart and his kin. Besides we are all very tired from partying too hard.
Too much butterbeer and dancing makes for poor fighting. Let us go to the attic
and rest my friends.

"Yes let us listen to my sister she is correct!" said
Darcy and they all went upstairs to have a nap.

Lizzie was board. She had spent 2 days with King Phil in Bath and
the only thing to do was to take a sleep every once in a while. Also it smell
like wet dog. That was very discusting! The wolf warriors that had run away
were still not back and only a hand full of werewolves were left at Bath.
However Lizzie could not escape them. Each of the werewolfs carried a macheti
and a machine gun. Besides, Lizzie was put into a room and was locked in and
there was bars on the window.

Lizzie looked around the room. After 3 days she was very board.
However she realized the room was pretty swank. It had a 4 poster bed with very
classy fuchia satin drapes and gold sheets. On the bed it had her name ELIZBETH
spelled out in swarovsky crystals very elegant. There was a gold and purple
desk and on it was a bible. Every morning a wolf servant guy brought Lizzie
some cakes and fruits and coffee. She had ate a very classy and delicious slice
of banana cream cheesecake and mint hot chocolate (just like the kind you get
at christmas at starbucks). That was breakfast. Then at lunch they brought her
a cheese pizza and some hot wing flavor pretzels. In the closet she discovered
a whole rack of dresses made of beautiful satin and crystals and pearls and
lace!

Suddenly the door opened with a BANG. It was King Phil of the
werewolves! He looked at Lizzie with a evil look as if he wanted to eat her.
She shivered! She did not want to die under the evil paws of the evil King
Phil.

"You are still wearing your dirty wedding dress why is
that?" said King Phil.

"I have nothing else."

"Did you not see the beautiful dress that I had made for you?
They come from Prada and Versaci. They were made to you measurements Miss
Lizzie Bennet. Each is just for you!"

"But why!" Lizzie said

"Because you are my guest here. Now I am sending a vampire
maid to come attend to you now its dark and you need to put on a dress if you
would because tonight is going to be a HUGE CELEBRATION and I want you to be my
guest and not my prisoner and you should celebrate with us."

"No you are my enemy!"

"Oh but Lizzie I do not want to be your enemy not even a
little bit and maybe if you put on your dress and converse with me then maybe
we can come to a better understanding of each other after all are you not a Christian
and supposed to forgive and give your blessings to people like me who are big
sinners?!"

Lizzie Bennet knew the werewolf King Phil was right and she felt
bad for not being like Jesus. So she finally very modestly nodded and King Phil
grinned with a grin that showed all his horrible dog teeth. For a second his
red eyes turned blue again and she bit her lips to keep from gasping again -
since he got really annoyed last time when she noticed his magically changing
red blue eyes!

A young vampire came in a pretty one who did not smell like dogs.
She said nothing but poured Lizzie a bath that smelled like Chanel number 5 and
then after she carefully braided Lizzie's hair with crystals and powdered her
face. She laced Lizzie into a beautiful neon-green dress that was covered in
pink crystals and edged in puffy gold lace and ribbons. She wore snakeskin pink
shoes from Christian Loboatan and giant pink diamond earrings. When she looked
in the mirror Lizzie looked like a majestic queen. She wondered why King Phil
had spent all this cash on her. Maybe he wanted her pretty to make her an evil
sacrifice for his terrible SATANIC beliefs! A werewolf could not be of God.

Either way Lizzie felt very scared when the vampire girl opened
the door and pointed for Lizzie to leave afinally spoke and said... "IT IS
TIME."

So my referenece to the blak guy is based on a really intresting
family called JOHN SHRADER family who have deicated their life's to go to
missionary in Africa and lave the comforts of AMERICA. I use to read their blog
and my friend Sara is friends with his wife's family (the same family of Anna
Dugger - wow cellebrity!).

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guys grate new's i found my pass port it was in my old purse i
4got i bot a new 1 winers (the one on qew not the 1 at pen centre i had bad
xperience there last time... met a really mena person U NO HER NAME START with
a M... UGH). ANYHOW now i can go visit james and ash;ey and go to chesecake
factorey again tho obvs not olive gardins... BARF cant wait til jamse is old
enuf to eat chesecake but 2 month is 2 yong

THANKS 4 RREADING GOD BLESS U ALL HAPPY ALMOST MAY 2 4

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Fitzwilliam tryed to pray but it was real hard at BRavehart
Castele. The scottish guys kept drinking and partying! Even from attic they can
see thru cracks in the cieling and see bravehart and black noble guy and some other
scots drinking big bottles of scotch and eating penuts. They saw Sir Kevin of
McSodom getting really drunk on low rent whisky that he got at the LCBo's
clerance section and also he was fat. He also had coverted to Stanism.

Then Bravehart realize that there was a Staanist in the castle who
was a loser and so Bravehart kicked him out yelling "go back to that
horribel girl freind of yours MADDSON she is shalow like you."

"Wow" said Georgiana Black Widow Darcy "Bravehart
is so manly he just comands people and then they do what he wants."

"Yes so grate!" agreed Jane Ere "But do not worry
not as grate as you my husband we are in a covinant marriage under JESUS and
that is the best."

Fitzwilliam thought of Lizzie with PAINE in his heart! OH if only
he was back with his woman. If only he knew if she was dead or not! He hoped
that those discusting evil were wolfs had left their discusing paws off his
beautiful and pure wife! His fists clenched and they clench so hard around his
sword that he actually bent the metle that is how strong he was.

Suddenly, there was an eery silents from down in Gravehart's big
party hall. Fitzwilliam put his finger on his mouth. Jane Eyre, Lazer Eyes
Edward Rochester, and Georgiana Black Widow Darcy were all deathyl quiet as
they wait tosee what going on. Jane Eyre carfully reached for her machine gun.
Giaorgiana pulled out her katana ready to strike like a ninja. Edward had his
fingers in her eyes ready to slice people with his lazer eyes. But FItzwilliam
was fast like a fast cat and he did not have to grab his piece.

Not yet anyhow!

Suddenly the door to the castel blast open! Were wolfs streamed in
like a stream of fur! KEVIN the traitor had let them all in! Bravehart and the
other scottish guys figt bravley! They killed at least 39 werewofs with there
knives and guns. The whole of the scottish castel was covered with a river of
blood. They all gasped as Bravehart fell to the ground with hit by a
werewolf... he was obviously DEAD.

Suddenly the door opened. The noble black guy came in.

"Shh i will help u get out of hear!"

"Thanks whats your name."

"I am Lord Kanye of the West." He said. "Let us go
before the were wolfs climb up the stairs. Dogs are not as good as people at
clinging up stairs and I distracted them by putting some penutbutter in a kong
near the door."

"WOw so smart!" (THIS IS BASE ON A REAL THING AMY's dog
would be so distracted for like hours if we put pentu butter on its dog toy
kong thing) said Georgiana.

"Thanks you are so pretty" said Lord Kanye.

"Hold up there sire do not hit on my sister I know how you
musical artists are with the ladies! My sister is a big time CHIRSTINA just
like me."

"No I am now saved!" said Lord Kanye "After the
vampires killed my wife Kin Karshadien after an evening of sin at a bar with
drugs and alchohol and stuff i realized that my life was a mess now i am a
pastor at New Life Maranatha Church. Praise the lord jonh 3 15."

"Wow that is an amazing testimony Lord Kanye." said Jane
Eyre. "Perhaps some day you will rap for the lord and bring soles to
God."

"Perhaps..." Kanye West looked distently with his dark
eyes full of the deepeds saddness. "But for now I am still greaving over
my lost years to sin reality show porstitutes and fashion. Darcy let us save
your wife and let us go and wipe out these siners that have taken over England
and my best friend Bravehards castle. If God gives us our freedom i promise him
I will never go back to desining clothes or raping bad songs again."

Fitzwilliam Darcy nodded with the greatest respect to Kanye West
and then the 5 of them creep out of Braveharts castle, narowly avoiding a
grusome werewolf attack!

XxXxX

MEAN WHILE IN BATH...

Lizzie in her Versaci gown walked into the bath area. It had once
been full of nasty water and smell of wet dog. There had been machetis and
other wepons at side of the room and it had been very ugly. Now it was clean.
There was no water on the ground. All the were wolf were dressed in custom made
3 peace suits. THe lady were wolves were all in pouffy dresses. It was very
scray! DOGS on 2 legs! Dressed like they were going to fancy porm! Llizzie
gasped!

But she also gasp at the decor. A beutiful flashing neon light and
disko ball was put on the cealing. A man at a harp played a very classy song.
People drinking Docter Pepper and Moutaindew walked around the room eating hot
dog on sticks and taquitos and other fancy orderves.

"What is this" said Lizzie "it is like some kind of
party."

"IN deed it is!" said King Phil sneeking up behind her.

She gasped he was wearing a beautiful pin stripe suit with a
fuchia pockitsquare and a shirt and some sliver shoes and swarovski dimond
cuflinx.

"Lizzie please come up here to sit next to me wathc the
festivities may i offer u a wiskey?"

"No!" Lizzie gasped "I will never drink some thing like
that!"

"Of course of course how about some orange crush."

"OK that would be aceptable" said Lizzie very unsurely.

"OK great! Hey guy servving drinks bring Lizzie a orange
crush and some hot dogs on sticks and make sure she gets that in a cristal
boglet."

"Yes my leege!" said the servant were wolf.

King Phil led Lizzie to a silver and swarovsky cristal throne next
to his and it even had some pillows attached to it that were made of the finest
metalic gold fabric that had some hot pink flowers wove into it. It was very
classy!

"Sit down Lizzie thanks for coming to my big party. Do you
know why i got this praty?" said King Phil.

"No Phil I do not!" yelled Lizzie.

"Plase call me Your Higness." He handed her the orange
crush in a gold and cristal goblet that had been brought for Lizzie and she
noticed it even said in gold in the side of it QUEEN LIZZIE. "Now do you
know why I got a party?"

"No your Higheness..." said Lizzie "why this cup
say QUEEN on it?"

"I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU LIZZIE!' he yelled "AND NOW I
ANNOUNCING TO THE WORLD THAT I WILL MARRY YOU ELIZABETH BENNET!"

"No!" gasped lizzie "I am married alredy!"

"Hahaha you are not really married i got those people to
interupt your wedding..." King Phil laughed "and even if you are...
YOU WONT BE 4 LONG! MY WARIORS HAVE CONERED YOUR HUSBAND in SCOTLAND and he
will be dead in like 10 minutes HAHAHA then you will be... MINE!"

All the were wolves cheered! Lizzie PASSE OUT!

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Aturos Note: PMG wut a claf hanger! AS you can see i put kevjn in
this story. As u can see we are NOT FREINS right now. He know what he did!
THANK U ESTHER AND LYDIA AND KYLEAGH AND ASH AND JACOB AD SRA FOR BEING THE
BEST KIND OF FREINDS THRU THICK N THEN.

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Guys i just got back from tonawanda it was AWSOME i ate a load of
salad and chiken parmajana. Jamse is sooo cute. I can not wait until i hace
kids i wanna Be like the DUGGERS and have like 19 off them. OK HOPE U LIKE HE
STOREY. THANK U FOR BETA KYLEAGH.

Lizzie gasped and woke up in a very fine room with a 4 poster bed
with silk sheets that had classy embrodery in gold roses on black silk. Lizzie
gasped and began to sob. The blanket reminded her of Tuxedo Mask the altar ego
of her fine and handsome husband Fitzwilliam Darcy who was likely now dead
chomped to death by an evil warewolf. In Scotland!

Suddenly a vampire came in. She was a good looking vampire with
brown hair. She sparkled in the sunshine from the window that had the day
light. The window had bars on it.

"Why are you crying my lady Lizzie Bennett?" asked the
vampire.

"Um duh I am in a prison and a giant dog in a suit wants to
marry me!" screamed Lizzie with anger! "To make me a bigamest with
Fitzwilliam Darcy Tuxedo Mask!"

"You are truely cursed, My Lady Lizzie!" said the
vampire as she set a tray of tea down on the marble and gold table that was so
elegant and classy at the side of the room. "You are so incredibly
beautiful so thin you almost look weak and with such beautiful hair yet you are
also more talented than any woman in all of the whole Europe. No wonder all the
men fall in love with you with just one look I wish I can be you, Lizzie
Bennett Darcy!"

"You are too kind but I am just a regular girl who wants to
priase Jesus and kill werewolves." She sighed and wiped her eyes with a
gold classy and elegant hankerchef which was on the side of the bed there for
her. "Also what is your name you pretty vampire?"

"I am Bella Swan Cullen. I am married to the former king of
the vampires his name is Edward Cullen. But then the evil King Phil enslaved us
vampires and we are made to do bad things under his command."

"Oh that is awful how did he do that" said Lizzie
Bennett.

"He fed us tofurkey and also he tortured my kid
Renesmee." Bella gasped tragically and so did Lizzie. "She was a baby
vampire. Now I do not know where she is and the evil Phil will not tell us
where he put my kid."

"Oh that is evil truely I thought you vampires were all just
soulless monster. But I will pray for you and your kid!" said Lizzie.
"Thanks for the tea. I will ring my bell if i need you again."

"I was told by King Phil to be your servant until you come to
your senses and realize that he is going to marry you." Bella swayed as if
she might pass out! "Lizzie it is better to just agree to do whatever he
wants or... HE WILL KILL ALL THOSE YOU LOVE TOO! He has a very dark and evil
heart as if he has been tainted by Satan!"

Lizzie gasped and nearly passed out. She kneeled in front of the
bed and said a quick prayer and that made her feel 199 percent better. Then she
looked at the tea tray. It had on it a gold tea set. She poured herself a cup
and realize it was her 3rd favorite tea... oprah cinnamon chai. Also on the
side were some of those petit vanilla scones and some butter and a cookie
straw. It was all her favorites from ye local coffee shop called Starbucks.

There was a note on the side of the tray.

*My truest Love Lizzie,*

*Thy husband hath been killed on the wilds of Scotland. He was in*
Bravehart's mansion and my buddies hath burned it down. Now you are free to be
my wife. When you are feeling OK, thou shalt get a really big diamond ring from
me as an engagement present. I hope you like the Starbucks I got it for you.
THERE is plenty more of that whenever you want! Also we will have your favorite
KFC for dinner so I hope you got a appetite!

*WITH GREATEST LOVE AND DESIRE*

*KING PHIL OF ENGLAND*

Lizzie felt sick! SHE PASSED OUT!

Kanye West led Fitwilliam Darcy, Jane Eyre, Edward Lazer Eyes
Rochester and Black Widow Gworgiana out of the secret passageway behind
Braveharts castle. It was an old drain tube just like in Lord of the Rings. The
werewolves were so dumb and did not even realize and kept attacking the
Scottish people and then started burning down Bravehart's mansion.

"Shh we must be quiet. Bravehart has many fine carriages in
his garage. Let us go! We shall take his finest Maserati and make haste for
England!" whispered Lord Kanye. "I have heard your rep as an amazing
horse driver, Miss Black Widow Georgiana Darcy. Would you take the reigns while
I set up the machine gun on the back of the carriage?"

"Of course Lord Kanye!"

They exchanged a long look of longing. Darcy cleared his throat at
the improperness and they looked away. Georgiana and Fitzwilliam attached the horses
to the rest of the stuff. Then they all got in the carriage and rode away
really fast. None of the wolves even noticed them going! They were too busy
with the peanut butter kong and trying to light a match and set the mansion on
fire.

Fitzwilliam sighed with relief! FINALLY they could get back to
England and save his dearest wife Lizzie!

He only prayed that they were NOT TOO LATE!

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Lord Kanye of the West began rapping from top of the carriage as
Georgiana Black Widow Darcy drove the carriage like a crazy woman. Fitzwilliam,
Jane Eyre, and her husband Edward Rochester prayed fervidly as the carriage
groaned and clattered and raced over the not very good roads of old time
England!

The werewolfs were on their tales!

Kanye's rap was Christian rap. It was not like his old raps that
just only attracted Kim Kardachien and made him designing expensive Spankx. He
rapped so beautifully about Revelation, the Church, and Christ. The werewoves
all began to howl like crazy and rolled around on the floor with their paws
over their ears.

Georgiana raced onward!

"The werewolves have had there eardrum's burst by Kanye's
amazing rap!" Cried Georgiana Black Widow Darcy. "That is incredible!
God clearly spoke through Lord Kanye's great raps!"

"Indeed! Praise the Lord!" said Jane.

"Yes it is incredible how HE can even work trough a former
disgusting sinner like Kanye!" exclaimed Fitzwilliam. "Let us take a
break. Without hearing ears, the were wolves will never find us. We need to
have some dinner."

"Indeed!" said Kanye. "I stocked up the carriages
with Red Vines, Mountain Dews, and Pickle Doritos as they were all out of
Cchili cheese Ruffles. Sorry guys!"

Geogriana pulled over to the side of the road and they set up camp
next to a very nice river with a campground. Georgiana jumped down from the
drivers seat. Edward Rochester began to light a huge fire by kicking some wood
into a pile and shooting it with his lazer eyes.

"Thats ok I like doritos better anyhow, Lord Kanye!"
said Georgiana shyly.

He opened the bag for her gentlemanly and then she ate it.

"You are the most ladylike girl of my acquaintence!"
Kanye exclaimed. "FORGIVE ME I SPEAK too freely!"

Then he sobbed and ran away. Georgiana sighed and Fitzwilliam
touched her.

"Sister do not go after him he is clearly in great emotions
distress. Just eat your chips and try to pray for his soul OK?"

"OK brother you are my brother so you know more than me but I
must say I find Lord Kanye a broodingly intellectual gentleman with a heart
which calls to mission through rapping for Jesus. I find it most attractive,
though as a lady I should allow you brother to negotiate with him for my
heart."

"Ah sister at 16 you are old enough to marry but I am still
uncertain about Lord Kanye. Let me ask him a bunch of questions about God then
if he passes them maybe I'll let him court you OK?"

"Sure thanks brother," Gorgiana said, eating a chip.

Fitzwilliam felt suddenly as if a great weight was placed on his
shoulder's. If only his dad was alive! Then he would not have to kill all the
werewolves, all the vampires, save Lizzie, and also decide for his sister if
she should marry this Scottish black rapper... Kanye of the West. It was all
too much! With a masculine sob, Fitzwilliam knelt down on one knee on a very
manly tree stump and prayed as hard as he had ever prayed to God for guidance!

Edward Cullen formerly King of the vampires was so weak! His
woman, the perfection of his sole, Bella formerly Swan, had been RIPPED from
his side by the evil King Phil. Why had King Phil done this? Edward sobbed
inside, thinking of his family! He did not know where Renessme was! He only
knew that his perfect wife the sweet and gentle and thoughtful Bella Cullen had
been dragged away by Phil to "serve the new Queen of England."

HE DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO!

He had severed the werewolves as King Phil had ordered. Phil had
said that if Edward served the werewolves, then he would get his kid and wife
back. AFTER EIGHT MONTHS, he was starting to think this wasn't true...

But then as he fought at Bravehart's castle, he had done something
very dishonest.

Edward was fighting all the Scottish humans. Killing them with
evil. Until he looked at Bravehart's eyes. Blue eyes filled with light and love
and serenity and truth. Eyes of a true Christian. And Edward knew he could not
kill that brave Scootsman!

He pretended to but in fact he put a magic spell on Bravehart to
make him look dead. Then as fast as Edward could, he snuck out the back fo the
castle. He could nto do these evil things anymore!

"God, I'm a monster, a no-good bloodsucker, fat
mother-sinner..." (THIS IS ALTERED LIRRICKS FROM KANYE SORRY BUT NO WAY AM
I USING HIS NORMAL FOUL LANGUAGE HERE HE ISS SUPPOSE TO BE SAVED).

The song rap spoke to Edward like nothing else!

He began to follow the Masterati from where the beautiful
Christian rap was crying out to him.

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**HI GUYS sorry this took while 2 updaet but i
had lots on my mined Sara came back from usa and ames has moved all the way to
kingston i went there and it seem like ppl just party all day :( :( :( i do nut
know whatt she is th9oenking... so any how pray 4 her in that party city SINCERLY
SHAUDNRAH**

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King Phil came into the room with a big smirk on his werewolf dog
face. This time he was wearing a silk suit with big hot pink flowers on black
back ground just like the one Don Cherries wore last year on HNIC. He also had
a big watch on with a bunch of diamonds on it from sworovsky company. Back in
those old times a watch was very rare and rich person thing. Lizzie had only
seen one guy who had one before and that was her true love Fitzwilliam Tuxedo
Mask Dracy.

"Hi Lizzie. I came to tell you that tonight we will have a
really great date just the 2 of us. I have arranged to go to a really classy
place with tablecloths and silver wear. It even has candle and a flower on the
table and you can have fancy pizza that has exotic things on it like anshovie's
or even artechoaks. It will be very up scale and I even asked for a botlte of
champaign from France!"

"No! I do not want your champaign or anshovie!' screamed
Lizzie "you husband murdering killer wolf!"

"I can not tell you how down it makes me to hear you say
stuff like that but I guess some girls like to play hard to get. I will romance
you so nice you will totally change your mind!" said King Phil.

Then he left.

She let out a very feminine sob and flopped down on the gold bed
with the black roses stitched all over it! Why had God let her dearest husband
Darcy be murddered in Scotland by evil Satanic warewolves? It truly made no
sense!

"Oh madame do not be so sad! It brakes me heart to see you so
depressed!" A feminine voice surprise Lizzie from the doorway!

She was scared for a sec but then she looked and smiled a big
smile. "Oh, Bella Swan Cullen! How happy I am to see you even if you are
vampire! You are the only nice face around here."

"Why thank you Madame. I am happy to see you too instead of
just being slave to these satanic monster dogs." Bella gave Lizzie the
most purest smile of radiance! "You are so beautiful and pure Shaundrah
Sailor Moon Darcy. It has made me so happy to have another HUMAN girl to hang
out with!"

"Oh you are too kind dear Bella."

"King Phil asked me to bring you some treats so I have here
to bring you some Candy Cane Mocha and also Craberry Bliss Bars."

"CRANBERRY VLISS BARS! Lord in Heaven do not tell me it is
the Christmas season already!" Lizzie put her head to her hand and nearly
passed out!

"Indeed it is." Bella sighed so deeply and painedly!
"I have over heard many strange things in the month you have been trapped
here Lizzie Sailor Moon Bennet Darcy from the WAREWOLVES!"

Lizzie jestured to the nearby sofa. It was very elegant made of
gold fabric with pink and purple roses sewn all over it and sticks to hold it
up off the ground that were made of big swarovsky cristal.

"Let us share this delicious Starbusks, my dear Miss Bella.
Or can you eat such things, what with being an evil vampire?"

"Vampires love starbucks too!" said Bella Swan Cullen
"Dearest Lizzie Bennet, I would like to par take with you in a frappuchino
and a cranberry bliss bar. And I will tell you of a strange story I heard of a
mysterious Christian rapper who has been going through the Scottish
country!"

Lizzie was so curious! She sat down with Bella and they started
eating the stuff. And Lizzie listened carfully as Bella started to tell a
really weird story...

Lord Kanye was deep in prayer when Georgiana Black Widow Dracy
came upon him. She admired him a moment but then saw he had started to smile.

"Miss Georgiana Black Widow Darcy what brings you to
interrupt my prayer time?" Lord Kanye asked in his beautiful Scottish
accent!

"Only that Jane Eyre has made us some dinner. Her husband
Lazer Eyes Rochester went into the scottish forests and lazered to death a few
squirrels for us for making sloppy joes. I helped make them with Jane Eyre's
kind help and it smells most delicious!"

"Indeed you are such a talented and classy young lady I am
sure that any meal you make will be perfection! Perhaps I will even make a rap
about your squirrel sloppy joes someday, Miss Darcy!"

She blushed at the great complement and could think of nothing to
say. Then they started going back to the camp for dinner but as they walked
through the dark and ominus forest, Kanye suddenly put his finger in his mouth,
and froze. His hand in her chest, stopping Georgianna in her tracks!

"What..." she asked when suddenly Kanye pulled out his
katana and jumped face-first into the bush!

There was a scream and when all the stuff died down, Georgiana saw
that Lord Kayne of the West held his katana to the throat of a very handsome
tall man who sparkled (though in Georgina's mind, the man was only second to
Kanye and her handsome brother Fitzwilliam!).

"Who are you? A spy sent by the evil satanic warewolf King
Phil of Bath? Or perhaps a thief who wants to steal my lady's squirrel meat in
the dead of night? Or perhaps an assasine, who wants to kill us for a
ransom!"

The tall man waved his hands and nearly cried a single masculine
crystaline tear from his eye.

"No, please do not hurt me. I simply heard the most beautiful
rap coming from hear and I had to come to it. It was if God brought me to
listen to this beautiful music about Revelation! It reminds me..." He
nearly sobbed. "Of the beautiful Christian music that my dearest missing
wife used to play for our missing and stolen daughter. Please forgive me I was
not trying to sneak up on you but in these times I was afraid that if I did not
hide a warewolf would eat me."

Kanye slid his sword back into the hole on his waist. "Fine,
young man, but tell me your name."

"It is... Edward Cullen. Once upon a time, Lord Kanye, I was
the KING OF THE VAMPIRES."

Georgiana gasped! Kanye caught her as she passed out!

**WOAH WUT A CALFF HANGER! oh i almost 4got thx
kyleagh beta best lil sis EVAR priase god**

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Elizabeth Bennet
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solve... with there secret identities!

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HI EVERY1 HAPPY ALLMOST CHRISTAMAS I AM LOOKING 4WAD TO THe
TRUKEY| WUT A|BOUT U? Love Shaundrah

Georgiana woke up to Lord Kanye's wetness on her face on a cloth.
He had put it in the river and then used it to wake her up. She looked shyly
over at King of the Vampires Edward Cullen and smiled.

"It is nice to meet you King Edward, my name is Georgiana
Darcy but most people call me Black Widow and you may extend that intimacy if
you want to your Highness."

"I would be happy to dear Black Widow. You may call me Edward
too! Also, I really like your dress. The silver lace arms and the slashed up
purple leather skirt and the swarkovsky crystal spike collar is most becoming
and also like an angel!"

"Oh this old thing... you are too kind sir!" She blushed
very hard.

"You are indeed too kind Sir!" screamed Kanye "with
this girl you just met!"

Kanye did not like that! Kanye and Edward Cullen stared at each
other like two alpha male's will do when they see each other. Then Fritzwilliam
Darien Darcy stepped in. He touched the rose on his lappel in a very small
threat and Edward Cullen King of the Vampires gasped and stepped away from
Kanyebecause both of them were afraid of being chopped apart with the rose.
There would be no fight today.

Jane Eyre gave every one a piece of deer kebob from the fire and
they all sat around together drinking Mountain Dews. Every person feels better
when they are not hungry.

"Tell me Edward Cullen of the Vampires! Why are you
here!" said Fitzwilliam Tuxedo Mask Darcy.

Edward Cullen picked up a flamming bbq dorito very sadly and
stared at it with so much pain. It took him a minute to talk because he was in
so sad pain!

"It is a long and sad story. You see I was once married to a
great girl who is named Bella Swan. She was the prettiest girl in all of
Manitoba where my family the Cullens lived and her dad was a cop there and her
best friend was a guy named Jacob. He was so good looking that we did not see
the signs of his sin nature... he betray us when he find out that Bella will
marry me and not him and then join with the new and huge were wolf group that
is trying to take over England led by King Phil. Then he used his Satanic
powers to make all the vampires his slave. My beautiful Bella has been enslaved
by King Phil to serve his new Queen and probably dead and then he killed my
baby Renismme."

Georgiana Black Widow Darcy nearly passed out she gasped so hard
at the thought of this evil baby killer!

"Kill an innocent baby! Truly he is willing to do any evil
thing to win!" shouted Kanye "Let us put a side our difference King
Edward of Cullen and join with Black Widow and Fitzwilliam Darcy to kill this
King Phil of the werewolves!"

"Indeed but our army will be too small and we do not have
enough weapons to break down the walls of Bath to kill those werewolf
bastards" said Fitzwilliam Darcy "even with our Mazeratis."

Georgiana was very thoughtful then said. "I have an
idea."

Enjolras, Jane Bingley, Bingley, and Mary were heading toward Bath
in there Jaguar carriages. They were going to Bath but were now in London. The
city was totally empty except the copses all over the ground of dead people who
were killed by vamppires and werewolves. Even the Queen had left to go to that
house she hangs out at in Scotland on holiday. So they went into the shops and
they were abandoned. They went into the Subway store and ate up all the
leftover sandwiches and sunchips and chocolate chip cookies and pepsis.

Then she went to Hot Topics and Winners which were all smashed in
and a mess! They took whatever was there and was abandoned. And they found a
brand new pair of prada boots and also kate spade's bags and a beautiful
sweater in hot pink covered with pearls and gold glitter. It was so classy!

Then they decided to go to Tower of London because it normally
costs like sixty bucks Canadian money (this is true Kevin told me he pay that
when he stop in London on his way to Noway last year) and now because the
cashiers were dead they can go in for free. So they went inside and they went
up to this chapel place.

"This place is really strong" said Mary.

"Oh my dear that is why it has standing strong for a thousand
years!" Enjolras said with laughing.

"You are so smart!" Mary said.

"That why you will be my wife!"

Then every person laughed hard. They decided to shut the doors and
sleep upstairs in the Tower inside the chapel on the pews there because after
the sandwiches and shopping they were very tired.

Then they walked into the next room... and they saw A TON OF
ARMORS!

"Wow look at all these armors and guns and stuff!"

"Yes Mary we can use this to fight!" said Enjolras.

"Then let us stay here we can fight from the Tower of London
and help Darcy from here!"

They all agreed and cheered because it was a great idea.

BACK IN BATH... Lizzie woke up after a long nap after she ate too
much cranberry bloss bars. At the end of the bed, she saw something white like
a ghost... but when she looked closely she saw swarovsky crystals... puffy
sleeves... ribbons lacing up a revealing boustier top... and an almost see thru
gauze skirt...

It was a wedding dress hung up at the end of the bed... and on the
skirt it had the words PHIL AND LIZZIE 4EVA written in silver glitter!

Lizzie screamed and passed out!

THANK U TO KY FOR BETA EVEN WEN SHE GETTING READY GAUTAMALLA SHE
IS SO SELF LESS BEST SISTER SORRY I NOT POSTING A LOT BUT I PLAYING SIMS A LOT
LATLEY MABEY I WILL EVEN MAKE SIMS OF MY STOREYS AND THEN PUT THEM HERE YOU
WILL THINK THAT THEY

**Pride & Predujice, the Wedding Edition**

 By: darkvampangle101

Elizabeth
Bennet marries Darcy but the wedding turns into a huge disaster which only they
can solve... with there secret identities!

Rated: Fiction K+ -
English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,060 - Reviews: 45 -
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hi guts I was so BIZZy the past few moths as u may or not ...
PASTOR DAVE unfortunetly he wife left him and the church in total disarey i
totally cannot bealeave it and i have tride to be suportive 4 his ki! PRAy 4
them plz also ASh had her 2nd bbay and she had in canada cuz bufalo has not as
good hopsitals!

Jane Eyre, Edward Roshster, Lord Kanye, King Edward Cullen of the
Vampires, Black Widow Gorgianna, and Darcy were all sitting around the fire
eating crawfish that Edward had caught and cooked from the Thems River using
his lazer Cullen was a vampire so he ate them raw.

Lord Kanye looked around excitedly. He had extra good ears becase
he had gotten cyborg ears after Kloe Kardashian bit off his original ears as
punidhment for calling her sister hobbit. He can hear really good.

"I hear some thing!" he said.

"My lord perhaps it is just the sound of us craking the
crawfishes heads off!" laughed Jane histerically.

"I belive you!" said Gorgianna. "Let us look!"

SHe picked up her flamthrower and pulled on her leather armor
suit. Kanye put on his wrist guards and grabbed his AK 47. Then he led them
into the forest and she wfollowed. Suddenly and unexpectly they came up to a
field.

"OMG!" said Gorgianna.

"Shh" said Kanye. "Get down and be quiet lest we
shall be died."

They crouched in the crass together. Gorgianna noticed that Kanye
wore her fave colon witch was Axe Phenix. She breath a bit and then suddenly
they heard a huge noise. Suddenly Gorgianna saw a white horse that ran through
the field. On top of the horse a woman was laid. She was riding it madly! She
had red hair and wore a gold dress and a gigantic crown with a bunch of rubies
and stuff on it. Immediately they knew that the woman was QUEEN ELIZABETH!
GOrgianna gasped.

"Why is Queen Elizbeth not in London doing her Queen
stuff?" whispered Gorgianna.

"I do not know!" whispered Kanye back.

Queen Elizabeth rode really hard and fast through the field and
into a forest where Gorgianna and Kanye no longer can see her.

"We should go tell the others what we seen!" she said.

"Yes... but wait..." Kanye said.

Gorgianna gasped and nearly passed out when a bunch of werewolves
suddenly blasted into the field. There were at least two dozen of them all in
custom suits of armor made by Prada and Dolche and Gabanna. The mouths were
full of sharp teeth and lots of spit! One of them howled loudly. They chased in
the direction of Queen Elizabeth.

"We have to help Her Majisty!" Gorgianna cried!

"We are out numbered 24 to 2!" Kanye said.

"Then we will die bravley for England!" she declared
pulling out her flamthrower.

As she lit up the flamthrower lighting up the night sky Kanye's
dark eyes were full of love and admireation!

"Black Widow, my lady?" Kanye said quietly and
seriously.

"Yes, my dearest Lord Kanye?" she asked.

"You are a perfect woman created by God and I cannot help but
feel we are being led to one another!" He sighed. "If we survive
this, would you do me the honor of becoming my husband?"

"REALLY? OMGWOW!" yelled Black Widow Gorgianna was so
amazed! "YES OF COURSE!"

Her yells of happiness suddenly attracted the throng of
werewolves... they turned with there big fangs... toward her and Kanye... with
enormous blood lust in there eyes!

Bella Swan came upon Lizzie Darcy in her room with a golden knife
in her hand. She had a look of unbareable sadness in her eyes! The room was
beautiful and the walls were covered in LV wallpapers and the floor was like
that fake sheep skin but in a tastefull hot pink color and there was several
chairs made out of gold and also swarvski crystals. In the time since the
wedding dress been delivered, KIng Phil had also sent a gorgeous trane that was
at least thirty meters long and a pair of those elegant gloves that have the
fingers cut off them made of lace and also a pair of beautiful crystal clear
shoes with big heels and platform and inside the heel there was some tiny pink
swarvski crystals and gold glitter. Lizzie was laying on the satin and glitter
sheets with the knife against her wrist but not cut it yet.

Bella gasped! "Lizzie no what are you doing you must not kill
yourself!"

"I know I know! God says it is a sin so I have not done it
though my life seems hope less. My dearest love Fitzwilliam is dead and killed
by evil werewolf king. My wedding was ruined. My sisters are vanished. And now
a hateful and evil monster who will make my life a LIVING HELL by marrying
me."

"Perhaps it will not be so bad. Perhaps you can try to get to
know him Lizzie!" Bella said "after all it seems he wishes to make
you vomfterble."

"How can you say that Bella Swan! He is the evil vampire King
Phil who ripped you away from your darling husband Edward Cullin and gorgeous
little baby Reenesme!"

"Yes but it now seems inevitable!" Bella cried.

"It is not we must fight on Bella Swan!"

"I have an idea maybe we can pretend like we are cooperative
with him and if we get into his inner circle he will leave himself
open..."

Lizzie gasped in excitement so much that the knife fell to the ground
and new life entered her lifeless eyes!

"Yes and then we strike!"

"That is right!"

They jumped up and hugged! They had a plan.

While all this stuff was happening London was not very busy. It
was like a post appoctaliptic movie. Big Ben was making the chimes. The
Parlament was empty. Empty crisps (that is what the England people call chips
BTW) was flying through the pavement. Dead people and were wolves and vampires
lay all over the street like disgusting dead corpsies.

But Jane Bingley, Bingley, Enjolras and Mary were not scared! In
there armor plated Mclarens they were nearly invincibal. Besides that they were
in the Tower of London. They closed the gates of the tower and it had a mote
around it (Kevin told me that this is true he visited there like 2 years ago on
his lay over to Noway to visit his cosine). Vampires and were wolves can not
cross water as it kills them so they were really safe. Especially because they
had gone to abandon Superstore and Winners and some fish and chips shops and
stuff and had stocked up on doritos and docter pepper and cucumbers and stuff.

In the chapel (Kevin told me this is real) at the tower they all
did some prayers. Then Jane sighed very sadly.

"What is it my dearest sister?" Mary cried.

"It feels as if the were wolf has won here in London. Look
how empty it is and sad perhaps all the people has gone and fled and London
will become like Ancient Rome after the Germans invaded it when they killed
Jesus." She shook her head. "These PAGAN were wolves will bring down
this great Christina nation."

"NO! NO WE WILL FIGHT TO THE END EVEN IF WE MARTERS!"
yelled Bingley with fire.

"I urge cautoin!" said Enjolras. "Let us start with
a sign... we shall light the fires torches on the big wall that surrounds the
Tower of London!" (is there a name for those big walls you walk around on)

"Yes! For many miles people will see... that London has not
given up!"

So they each pulled out a lighter and started to run to the stairs
with new HOPE!

Thx 2 JACOB 4 AEWSOM betta even tho u had 2 rushh it! THX little
bro1