If School Subjects Were People

***"Is it because I’m black?"* — Black, "If Colors Were People"**
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## If School Subjects Were People

What if Math, Literature, History, Science, Drama, PE, and the other school subjects got together to figure out their schedule?

### Director

Frank James

If School Subjects Were People is the ninth episode of If Things Were People.

## Plot

History tells everyone to hammer of the schedule for the next semester. Spanish speaks a foreign language and Science believes there are multiple infinite timelines. History says he shows that is fanatical thinking. Drama says it shows life is just a tale made by an idiot. Math says they are already on a tangent. P.E. says Drama needs to run a lap. Health says he is concerned Drama is pounding what looks like hard liquor. Drama says it’s a prop and says it’s iced tea. History says something is important and says he doesn’t want the meeting to go forever and says stuff about history and years. French asks why the meeting is so important and says kids can be old enough to smoke a cigarette. Health says smoking is so bad and brings out a picture of lungs that have smoked. Lunch looks away and says he almost lost his appetite. Study asks if there’s room for him and History tells him to get out and says nobody does any work in Study Hall. P.E. says that everyone knows Math is the most useless subject. Math says that’s just obtuse. P.E. says “pickleball” is important. Literature asks if something is a example of verbal irony and asks why or why not. History tells P.E. to see him after the meeting. History claims Math is important and was created in 300 BC. Choir asks when they get into the meeting. History says that this meeting will be zero percent song. Choir starts singing. Computer Science tells him if he’s going to sing then he should atleast use a auto-tune program. He clicks the button and Choir starts singing in a Auto-Tune voice and tells him to stop it. Computer Science says that computers will replace all of them and says the meeting is dismissed. P.E. says he doesn’t see how a computer and replace a mile. Literature talks about 14 year olds smelling like an animal farm. Drama says a computer will never replace drama and starts talking about drama. Math says he will be subtracting that moment from his life. History asks if they can bring it back. Lunch agrees and says he’ll lose his appetite again. Health thanks Lunch for the reminder and eats spinach or lettuce. History asks what Health is doing. Health says he does this so he eats spinach everyday. Science says he ate 11 bags of doritos last night. Health ask if he has the “munches”. Health starts complaining and Spanish asks a question. French insults Spanish. Spanish gets angry and attempts to punch him. Science accidentally starts a fire and the fire starts spreading. History says he gives up and says the meeting will start again next semester and says history will repeat itself. Computer says this would have never happened in the Metaverse. French puts a cigarette in his mouth and starts laughing. Ending the episode.

## Characters

* History
* Spanish
* Science
* Lunch
* Drama
* Literature
* Math
* Study Hall
* P.E.
* French
* Health
* Computer Science
* Choir