I Love Japan

**I Love Japan** is the fifth episode of Nightmare Fuel TV.

## Featured clips

* A short film in which two pranksters posing as aliens end up coming across the real deal one night. Clips of the alien appear later on.
* A Japanese man in a skimpy policeman's outfit scaring a group of people away as a prank.
* A video edit that makes it seem like the OMG Cat is reacting to dog sex.
* A 3D skeleton having a literal boner. It proceeds to hit him in the face. Clips from the same video with skeletons failing at sex appear later on too.
* A man dressed as a woman standing in the shower.
* A surreal clip of multiple obscure celebrities with a strange, slow song in the background.
* A cut-out of a cat getting shot at in a Team Fortress 2 MOD, accompanied by Elmo screaming.
* An explosive edit of the video where Maggie the dog jumps around in the snow.
* A sheep wearing a Grim Reaper mask, scaring the other sheep away.
* A Japanese clip with three schoolgirls cheerfully cutting their wrists with switchblades. This is from Tokyo Gore Police.
* The music video for Major Lazer's "Keep It Goin' Louder".
* The mascots of the brand Cheese Curry performing a rap number. Other ads from this brand make appearances as well.
* Footage from a night club. The women flash their breasts, and none of it is censored.
* A song called "Fry That Chicken" by Ms. Plachez.
* An overweight woman singing off-key near a park fountain.
* A brief clip from a garden care ad of a man exclaiming in excitement. He reappears a few times.
* Slow motion footage of muddy women getting drenched/cleaned with water as "Blue Danube" plays. They later get drenched in champagne.
* A woman riding a magic carpet to synthesizer music. This is actually from "Invisible Girl" by Leoncie.
* An Asian man throwing his clothes off so that he's only in his speedo. He does this at various locations.
* A few EverythingIsTerrible edits. One is of an unknown kids show, another is of a man testing skull damage and gun protection.
* A woman discussing about various controversial topics in the love scene.
* An animation depicting the process of drawing a realistic human woman, starting with the skeleton up to the final product.
* A man dressed as a tiger running all over the place while "Eye Of The Tiger" plays.
* A Japanese woman reacting in disgust to a man licking a photo of her.
* Yet another LetsTV segment, this time with him cutting watermelons while on the treadmill.
* A princess disguising herself as a pig to infiltrate a pig pen, believing one of them to be her Prince.
* A black and white clip of a father getting his kid ready to exit the bathtub, only to find out that the kid is playing with a baby turtle. The kid is later seen "drowning" his teddy bear.
* A man in a Dominatrix outfit demanding to be "played with".
* A Claymation cartoon of an ugly blonde girl cleaning herself.
* A Nightmare TV music video with various women in strange costumes, set to "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls.
* A few small clip from *Aliens*.
* A video from rathergood.com of three seals singing "flange, shit, flange, scrote" over and over.
* The kid with mental disabilities going on another rant.
* A cat flipping its tongue up and down.
* A woman admitting she makes love to her husband any time he wants.
* A Japanese commercial for Halls mints.
* A clip from *Rejected* with a guy releasing bees from his chest to attack some children.
* A black man with a big mouth speaking gibberish to a bartender.
* A man talking about success sarcastically.
* A blue blob of clay snorting cocaine, before engaging in sex with a pink blob of clay.
* A promo for *House Fringe*.
* A kid finding a gun in a case.