Death Treat

This is about a Cookie Monster, a Blue Muppet who falls in love eating cookies from Sesame Street.

## C is for Cookie Monster

D is for Dessert

See The Purchase of the **Deadly Oven**.

## Lunchtime

* *[Begins with Cookie Monster in a Kitchen]*
* **Cookie Monster:** Grover? Are you there? *[notices a Pizza Pie, Cans, Popcorn, Cookies and Cake on the table]* Wow! A Feast! *[looks at the card attached to it]* It's from Grover. *[reading]* "To Cookie Monster... Well, here you go."
* *[Later]*
* **The Inspector:** Is Anyone There?
* **Grover:** Hope he's chowing it down.
* **Cookie Monster:** Hey guys. *[licks his fingers then rubs his belly]* Thanks for the food, Grover. *[sings]* C is for Cookie, That's Good Enough for Me. *[skips out]*
* **The Inspector:** Tu devais le tuer. The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?
* **Grover:** Kill him? *[Grover imagines Cookie Monster driving a car to Sailor Moon]*
* **Cookie Monster:** Do you wanna go for a ride?
* **Sailor Moon:** Sure! *[Cookie Monster explodes; back to reality]*
* **Grover:** No, no! What we got... we got to call the hospital!
* **The Inspector:** Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that food goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... boom!
* **Grover:** You've seen this before?
* **The Inspector:** Eleven times as a matter of fact. *[Grover runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]*
* **Grover:** Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? Eleven times? *[hangs up]* Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? *[both look out the window and see Cookie Monster cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the earlier incident]*
* **The Inspector:** Ne le lui dis pas. That'll only make him feel worse. The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. *[walks away]*
* **Grover:** *[tears up]* You're right, Inspector! *[sobs]* I'm gonna make Cookie Monster's final hours the best he's ever had. And this time, there's going to be love... so much, he's going to drown in it. *[opens the door then turns around, smiling]* Drown in it! *[walks out]*
* **The Inspector:** *[writes on a notepad]* Note to self: Watch out for Grover. *[Cut to Grover walking over to Cookie Monster, who is singing happily and wiping the table]*
* **Grover:** Uh, Cookie Monster?
* **Cookie Monster:** *[sing-songy]* Yes?
* **Grover:** I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift.
* **Cookie Monster:** Part two? Part two! *[Grover grabs him]*
* **Grover:** Please, don't do that.
* **Cookie Monster:** What's the part two?
* **Grover:** Well, what's the most fun thing you can think of? *[Cookie Monster takes out a list]*
* **Cookie Monster:** Actually, I keep a list of the fun things I like to do. I call it my friendship list.
* **Grover:** Great. Uh, let me see it. *[looks at the list]*
* **Cookie Monster:** The things that are extra fun, I've written in red.
* **Grover:** Everything's in red.
* **Cookie Monster:** Yeah, I know.
* **Grover:** We'd better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.
* **Cookie Monster:** Then let's roll! *[both walk out]*

## The To Do List

* **Cookie Monster:** Bye, Inspector. *[The Inspector cries and Sergeant Deux-Deux confronts him]* Heads up, Grover, looks like they're gonna replace you.
* **Grover:** Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.
* **Cookie Monster:** Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Grover to everybody in town. *[cut to Cookie Monster and Grover talking to The Pink Panther]* Hi, there, this is my best friend, Grover. *[cut to Cookie Monster and Grover talking to some kids]* Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Grover. *[one of the kids throws a rock at Grover's head. Cut to Cookie Monster and Grover walking up to the Blue Aardvark sitting on a bench]* Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Grover.
* **Grover:** Hey, Blue. *[montage ends]* Glad that's over.
* **Cookie Monster:** Good, cause we're onto our next activity.
* **Grover:** Which is...?
* **Cookie Monster:** I'm going to show my best friend Grover to everybody in town as a superhero.
* **Grover:** You Mean Super Grover?
* **Cookie Monster:** *[laughs]* That's a good one Grover. *[cut to Super Grover in front of some kids. All the kids hug Grover. Cut to Cookie Monster checking off the item on his list]* Next. *[Cookie Monster and Grover sit by a rock]* Knock-knock jokes! Hey Gru, knock-knock.
* **Grover:** Who's there?
* **Cookie Monster:** I am! *[laughs]*
* **Grover:** *[laughs weakly]* Oh, yeah... *[Cookie Monster checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to Cookie Monster and Grover walking backwards]*
* **Cookie Monster:** Look out, everyone, friends in reverse! *[Cookie Monster checks off this item off the list. Cut to Cookie Monster and Grover spinning a merry-go-round faster. Cookie Monster checks the item off his list. Cut to Grover walking with Cookie Monster as his face]*
* **Cookie Monster:** Turn left, and... stop. See, that's what it would be like if you had an bucket for a hat.
* **Grover:** Need Water? *[Cookie Monster checks that off his list. Cut to Cookie Monster playing Tennis]*
* **Grover:** You want to Play Ping Pong Too?
* **Cookie Monster:** No Thanks. *[Cookie Monster checks his tennis game off the list as well as some other items while he laughs]* Wow, It's getting late. I Guess the last thing on the list is watching the sunset.
* **Grover:** Sunset? *[thinks about what The Inspector said earlier in a thought balloon]*
* **The Inspector:** The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.
* **Cookie Monster:** Hey, it's The Inspector! Hi, The Inspector. *[The Inspector cries and runs off]* Okay, see you later.
* **Grover:** C'mon buddy, you want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.
* **Cookie Monster:** Ah, sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Grover?
* **Grover:** Yeah.
* **Cookie Monster:** Yeah, this is great, just the two of us. You and me.
* **Grover:** Yeah.
* **Cookie Monster:** Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Grover? *[Grover imagines Cookie Monster exploding]*
* **Grover:** Explosions... I mean, erosion.
* **Cookie Monster:** You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. ten, nine, eight, seven six..
* **Grover:** Five, Four... three... two... one... *[nothing happens]*
* **Cookie Monster:** Nothing Happened.
* **Grover:** Okay.. *[an massive burp is heard]* oh... *[cries]*
* **Cookie Monster:** Hey, Grover, check this out! We already played babble like an idiot.
* **Grover:** Why are you still here?!
* **Cookie Monster:** Well, we finished everything on the list.
* **Grover:** You Burped?
* **Cookie Monster:** Yeah, That was an Explosive Burp.
* **Grover:** How did I Get Lucky he didn't die?