Chaos Hughes

### Aliases

Colonel ThenWarrior HughColonel CheeseColonel Colonel ChiuEgg HughR.T. HugMr. HiggsNoobPolice LiCorn Hughes

### Relationships

Plague (attempted friend)Horse School Horse (husband)Wife (Greek)The Czech Republic (daughter) Elijah (daughter)Unnamed mother

### Occupation

Chief of StaffPolice ColonelWarriorColonel (Colonel)Leader of the military courts

## Summary

A military official who is rather misinformed on many topics. Married to a Greek woman, and later marries Horse School Horse as well.

## Trivia

* He owns goats.
* He has nightmares about bullying.
* Some of his very strange beliefs about the world include:
	+ Thinking that five and ten are the same number.
	+ Thinking that Virginia is a chemical.
	+ Thinking that his mother is only three years old.
	+ Thinking that birthdays change every couple years.

## Quotes

"Grand Slam, hello, manganese. We brought the ship to life... are you saying we imitate this body?"

"Dude, we're not from this country to come here for an autopsy."

"Singing... if this man really uses his wife as a challenge... it must have been the will of God. Uh... as you think."

"This year he killed five of the world's best intellectuals. He killed all ten of them in the land."

"Only between you and me... I heard he even killed Grandpa Grandpa."

"Maybe crazy. But believe it or not, this strong man is going to the big city. I will give you some advice. Double staff safety and sleep for a while. I asked the man to be a friend."

"There are only people in these regions who know you and you, right? It is possible to Tucker, but you can leave your guard tower..."

"Go to the zoo! If nothing can be relied upon, one should keep telling the story!"

"Miss you! Feel free to like the ones I like in the tower but you are usually scared!"

"Hey! The war is over, we have something to do! Divide the people among the destroyers! And two!"

"Do you think you cannot break him. There was a terrible man after you died."

"We are talking about drug discrimination, but will retaliate. He thought he was crazy, and he wanted others to know that he was a bad man. Really, I have fear."

"Good! On paper that's so much fun... it's a beautiful conversation. What men want to work with these?"

"Sneeze tube."

"I had a lot of work to do with my return to the temple."

"The men in our office said people were coming, so I came to see if you missed it. Yes, I received a letter of opinion."

"*'I'm not going to let you die in your neighborhood because he's pregnant. It's hard to be.'* He said he is."

"Yes man! They say they will give you money, good luck! In this case you and your tattoo will live forever!"

"I hear from the big you can be here. Please feel free to contact me if you have been in place!"

"I can understand you! I recently had a tornado and I can't afford to spend office money."

"There were a number of reasons why military courts committed such acts of violence, so I became their leader. We did not close the firefighting position."

"Oh, he was sorry. I don't like to carry a sad story."

"Nah, I'm resting. Imagine me going downhill. I had to return to work instantly."

"Quiet... busy because the first station didn't shine like that. I no longer agree."

"Virginia? Does this chemical have great potential?!! It can help us a lot!"