SCP-92580

*SCP-92580 deserves to be the most powerful SCP written in this Wiki. To beat his rivals Exodim (SCP-UNDEFINED) and SCP-682-1, he must upgrade himself exponentially.*

**Item#:** SCP-92580~~-J~~

**Containment Class:** Esoteric

**Secondary Class:** Keter

**Disruption Class:** Amida

**Risk Class:** Liginisiso

**Clearance Level:**???

**Threat Level:** Vantablack

## Special Containment Procedures

Multiple attempts to destroy, contain, and neutralize SCP-92580 had been failed. SCP-92580 should be re-contained and terminated as soon as possible.

## Description

ASCP-92580 is a sphere measuring 1 x 1 x 1 meters in size, is red and has a yellow star at the front of his face; SCP-92580 also has chinese eyes and has straw hat. SCP-92580 resembles a countryball from the Polandball comics. SCP-92580 is extremely hostile and shows extreme hatred to humans especially Americans. SCP-92580 is completely indestructible than SCP-682 and Scarlet King, It is very resistant to black holes, big crunch, and the most extreme temperatures. SCP-92580 can kill humanity instantly in various was such as shooting a subject only in one shot, even it can kill SCP-682, Scarlet King, SCP-53435, and other Indestructible SCPs instantly. SCP-92580 can also time travel even the extreme points of time such as After Big Crunch and Before Big Bang. SCP-92580 mostly closes its eyes. Also, subjects who touched SCP-92580 will die and become a pattern screamer; which they will no longer be seen by everything. SCP-92580 can also change size and mass, but 92580 prefers its mass to be more than a black hole's. SCP-92580 also spawns a giant asteroid measuring the size of the Sun. SCP-92580 can be easily provoked by reaching in a 50m radius around SCP-92580, if a subject provokes SCP-92580, SCP-92580 will summon an asteroid by doing nothing. SCP-92580 doesn't attack Vietnamese people but it will easily attack American people even mentioning him. If SCP-92580 opens its eyes, a catastrophic disaster occurs somewhere in the universe (mostly on earth). Also SCP-92580 is infinitely immune to Spacetime and reality-warping Anomalies and Pattern Screamers. His favorite food is USA Americans because There are a lot of Polandball comics that mentioned Vietnam as a weakness of USA Ball, like when Vietnamball says "oil", fat USA will smash him but failed, USA Ball then blowed up like a balloon, He says "Ouch ouch ouch it hurts Vietnam hat is very painful for me". SCP-92580 can reproduce in multiple ways, either sexual or asexual. He reproduces asexually by cloning, by mitosis, and by pooping. His poop becomes an SCP-92580 instance and the unborn instance cannot be destroyed. SCP-92580 can do all such things in just only <0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 yoctoseconds, even his agility, strength, speed, balance, and power. 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of its power, strength, agility, speed, and other abilities can destroy absolute infinity; as this power can destroy an entire hyperverse, omniverse, multiverse, and a universe, and it can destroy a hyperverse inside a hyperverse inside a hyperverse with exponential power and strength. Also, according to one incident, SCP-92580-J is shown to cause all K-Class scenarios, all in an advanced, unpredictable, reality-destroying, and immeasurable for; as this anomaly can make new K-Class scenarios such as A ZXK-E928C++++++++++++++++++ (Immeasurable Non-existence of Two Worlds Scenario), and 破坏与力量之王-K+++++++++++ Scenarios.

## Experimentation Logs

### 00000Code: EXODIM-92580-J

SCP-UNDEFINED is brought into SCP-92580, since he is tested to research SCP-92580's abilities. The primary reason for the foundation choosing so is because Exodim is the only entity that cannot truly be destroyed. Exodim was instructed to attempt to destroy SCP-92580. He then reaches into his own torso with his hand, and withdraws a glowing ball with an aura indescribable by Foundation researchers. SCP-92580 then began to act like a black hole, attempting the use of intense gravity to kill SCP-UNDEFINED. Despite this, Exodim just stands there, trying not to chuckle. Eventually, SCP-92580 realized that Exodim truly cannot be destroyed, even his immense power are nothing compared to Exodim. SCP-92580 then coughs an unknown toxic substance, then bursts the substance that is enough to destroy the universe from its body, destroying everything it touches, Matter, Dark Matter, False Vacuums, et cetera. Exodim shrugs before everything around him disappears.

Everything vanishes around Exodim as he now floats in the nothingness of space.

*"Oh well. I guess it's time for another universal reset."*

### SCP-53435 vs SCP-92580

SCP-53435 is brought into SCP-92580's containment chamber, which is requested by an member of the Overseer Council. During the test, SCP-53435 shows fear from SCP-92580; SCP-53435 has shown signs of paranoia and fear from SCP-92580. SCP-53435 shows signs of bone creaking, joint breaking, severe muscle weakness, diarrhea, Alzheimers disease, epilepsy, osterporosis, and severe bleeding; all of them being in a critical state. SCP-92580 proceeds to kill SCP-53435 instantly by producing an giant arm, and hits SCP-53435 by just only one powerful punch in just only 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 yoctoseconds. SCP-53435 is now neutralized, prior to the test performed.

### Anime Hentai Test

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SCP-92580 is given a book full of images of anime girls; each of which wore bras, panties, and other clothing; some of them nude. SCP-92580 was asked to read the book. Upon exposure to one of the images, SCP-92580's yellow star changes into a glowing, neon red star; indiciating that SCP-92580 is enraged and provoked, producing an explosion equivalent to that of a quantum antimatter bomb [91526 megatons of Trinitrotoluene]. The containment site is completely destroyed and there were no survivors, other than SCP-UNDEFINED, who was sitting in the break room, reading through a forgery of the documentary on SCP-096. The chair and documentary were classified as "on his person", and thus were not destroyed in the explosion. He looked around him, noticing a vast majority of the site missing.

*"Thank Christ nukes do not have the ability to do that. That's like a Betty Crocker™ instant parking lot. And if they could, and Joe Biden had the codes to launch something like that, I would jettison him into the vacuum of space IMMEDIATELY."* - Exodim

**Note**: Everybody hates pornography, as this kind of test is done to SCP-92580-J, he knows that pornography can have many negative side-effects just like a neurotransmitter. Exposure to pornography may also release dopamine, which is a compound that is received to the brain.

### Neutralization of Anomalies by Test Logs of SCP-92580

Here are the list of neutralizations from SCP-92580. All SCPs were neutralized whenever they are tested with SCP-92580.

## Incidents

Several malicious incidents are reported and documented since SCP-92580 is contained and observed by the SCP Foundation. Almost all of these incidents are both confirmed and unconfirmed, which drew foundation staff to ask several questions relating/about SCP-92580.

### Destruction of Site-19

SCP-049 is scheduled for an SCP-92580 termination log, but SCP-92580 instantly killed 049 with a powerful explosive blast inside SCP-049's body 500^500 times powerful than a atomic bomb. Explosion consists of antimatter and non-physical antimemetic material. Site-19 is destroyed due to the extremely-powerful blast. with all foundation personnel killed in that incident and all SCPs contained in this facility are deemed neutralized such as SCP-6096 and SCP-662.

### Reclassification as a Joke SCP

A foundation researcher had requested a reclassification of SCP-92580 into a joke SCP. His proof to the Overseer council to change the classification into a joke SCP because of its description, it's properties, abilities, and its containment procedure. The Overseer council agreed in that request and signed a treaty to "re-classify" SCP-92580 into SCP-92580-J. Meanwhile, SCP-92580 starts to burst with anger. During this process, an audio transcript has been recorded inside the observation room. The following transcript is record of SCP-92580's behavior pattern:

SCP-92580: \*struggles\* I hate...

SCP-92580: I hate...

SCP-92580: \*screams\* I HATE BEING CLASSIFIED AS A FED UP JOKE SCP!!

SCP-92580's star starts to change into glowing neon red. Since SCP-92580 is provoked due to the reclassification as a joke SCP, SCP-92580 unleashed a fiery explosion inside its containment chamber. Many of the site's staff was killed in this incident.

**Note:** Due to SCP-92580's provocation in an unknown manner, we found out that this event is that because we changed its classification into a joke SCP. Any foundation personnel who secretly re-classify SCP-92580 as a joke SCP, we will detain them and place them into death row.

## Documents

### Document.92580.1

A document is written regarding SCP-92580 and its knowledge as shows:

You have one (1) revision of this file. Proceed?

1. ↑ Came from the Xhosa word "lingqinisiso" which means "Supercritical".

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[fuck you 92580-J]