George Bush

Bush in his mansion

## Description

**George Wonderful Bush** (born July 6, 1946) is an American politician, businessman, and comedian who is the current president of the United States of America and the 46th Governor of Texas from 1995 to 2000. Born in New Haven, Connecticut, Bush is a graduate of Yale University and Harvard Business School. After completing his education, he worked in the energy business, and married Laura Welch in 1977.

## History

### Early Life

Bush was born on July 6, 1946. Bush (or "W.", short for "*wonderful*" to his friends—but then, all American's are W.'s friends, and he loves them all equally. But still, he's an L) .He was known among his family and peers to be a kid who was "strangely obsessed with coming up with ways to destroy towers-shaped objects". His parents were very worried about Bush as they soon sent him of to Arkham Asylum.

### Life in Arkham Asylum

Bush was filled with rage and he felt the deepest feeling of betrayal as his parents sent him off to Arkham Asylum. Bush was crying, begging and kicking neighbors' children to the moon as he begged his parents to let him stay at home.

Bush's words, of course, did not get into his own parents' ears. Instead, both his mom and dad dodged his pleas like Neo from The Matrix dodging those bullets. Bush was forced into the van, he looked through the back window his tears in his eyes as his parents kept on dodging his words.

When he first arrived at the asylum, Bush was described to be "...introverted, he did not like to talk with anyone. He kept on drawing the specific scene of a plane hitting two towers on everything that he could find..."

As he spent more time in the asylum, he made more friends and had show signs of cooperation. He rizzed up many of the nurses there and had gotten himself a harem.

### Planning on escape

Bush had shown his ability to convince anyone to believe any bullshit that he had made up on the spot. Bush knew that this skill would change his life once and for all. He kept on polishing that specific skill in hope of getting out of the asylum.

And finally, after all of his hard works and time he had spent. Bush rizzed up a nurse so hard that she helped him get out of the asylum. The nurse was later executed for letting a patient out due to the asylum's codes.

### Back to society

Bush knew he had a reason to be here, and it was being the president of the United States of America.

Bush speedran university in 2 seconds (which is very fast, but not as fast as Dream's time in bed).

During his time in university, he was selected to play a bush (the shrub) in "9/11 The Play". He was selected for the role because he is totally useless, just like he was in "9/11 ITS NOT A FUCKING PLAY ITS HAPPENING DO SOMETHING YOU SON OF A BUSH!".

With his Level 1 000 000 Rizz, he rizzed up anyone and anything that could bring him closer to power. He rizzed up doctors, he rizzed up a journalists, he rizzed up politicians, he rizzed up the train so it wouldn't be late on his date with the journalist. He did everything he could to make sure that he get what he want.

### President of the United States of America

After graduation, Bush served as an F-102 fighter pilot in the Texas Air National Guard, where he single-handedly saved America from Vietcongs during the last stage of the Vietnam War. As a result, he was awarded a Lone Star Medal of Honor, two Adjunct General's Individual Awards, and *five* purple hearts. This helped cement Bush's status as a True American Hero.

In 1975, Bush received a Master of Business Administration from Harvard Business School. Following this, he moved back to Midland and began a profitable career in the energy business, demonstrating that hard work and a solid track record are what leads to corporate success in America, not family ties.

Bush was facing backlash for wanting to build a statue made out of gold of his "absolute bong of a schlong" as he said.