3. DIXI: Series 2, Paranormal Hacktivity

## Paranormal Hacktivity - Dixi

Mimi's investigation gets a new suspect, but the Dixi curse is getting worse.

### Writer

Henrietta Ashworth Jessica Ashworth Dan Berlinka Melanie Stokes

## Episode Transcript and Timings

Hey, guys, so, new twist.

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Eve found this creepy doll in her locker.

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Someone's trying to make her believe that the ghost of Alice

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is coming after her.

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And who do we think put this there?

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-Kat.

-Creepy Kat.

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Don't call her that, it's not what you think.

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Well, we'll find out at field trip orientation,

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cos Eve is going to ask her all about it.

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We can't have this curse thing hanging over us in the wild woods.

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Right, everyone, in you come.

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I'm sure the doll was just a joke.

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You and Kat are never going to be friends if you keep picking on her.

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I'm not picking on her, I'm investigating on her.

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And if creepy Kat doesn't like being investigated, well, maybe,

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she should try being a little less creepy.

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I like being creepy.

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Wow. She has improbably good hearing.

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Kat, explain why you put the doll in my locker.

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-Because she's behind the curse.

-Mimi, stop!

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I didn't put that doll in your locker,

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but someone put exactly the same doll in my locker, too.

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-OMD.

-And it is to do with the Alice curse, cos, look,

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the doll has a bow on, just like in the Alice photo.

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OM-double-D, it does.

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-But if you didn't do it, then who did?

-Alice.

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There is no Alice.

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Who put the doll in your locker, then - fairies?

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There's no such things as fairies, Eve. Not in England.

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Right, let's get this show on the road, shall we?

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LAUGHTER

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That's Mr Jones, my cat. Could I have a volunteer to help me?

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Now, I know, in spite of the wonders of nature

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we'll see during the next two weeks, at the Palma Nature Reserve,

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for some reason, you're most excited about the end of trip party.

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Well, since Eve Campbell got the highest marks last week,

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she got to choose the theme for the disco.

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And I can tell you that she has picked, "Scary movie."

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The cyber ghost thing wasn't scary enough for you?

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Mimi Hastings, did I ask for a running commentary?

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Sorry, Mr Cunningham, but this is all part of a field trip vlog

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I'm going to do while we're away.

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That's very kind of you, Mimi,

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but Lewis has already offered to do the v-logging.

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-All fixed now, Mr C.

-Thank you, Lewis.

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Sorry, Mims, I guess that Mr C felt that this project

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needed someone who could do a little bit more than

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compare the latest hair scrunchies.

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Urgh! Like you'd know anything about scrunchies.

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Now, I know you kids,

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you love your Dixi face pages, your momes, social mediums.

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Well, I have made a Dixi page for the trip,

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where you can post all your emoticons and cinema films.

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-Pretty groovy, eh?

-CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS

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Where's that music coming from?

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-Argh!

-THEY GASP

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I have no idea how Alice got there, ApricotLightningHyena.

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Scariest pop-up ever.

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Oh, a new friend request from Damien. Who's Damien?

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Must be a fan of my vlogs.

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Oh, excellent point, IndigoReadingHen,

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Lewis WAS the last person to touch Mr C's computer.

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I think I have a new theory.

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Hey, guys. Sorry my last post was a bit massively terrifying.

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-Argh!

-THEY GASP

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But Mr Cunningham's trauma is our gain,

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cos I have a new prime suspect to investigate - Lewis.

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He's the only person who's as mean to me as Kat is

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and a lot of you think it's him as well.

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Including you, Damien.

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You posted, "A very smart deduction to draw from the data."

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Wow, thanks.

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Lewis was fixing Mr Cunningham's computer just before

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the Alice thing popped up. A coincidence?

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I don't believe in coincidences. Am I right, ladies?

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-Mimi!

-It's Isla!

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You have to help me, my laptop is possessed.

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OMD, what is that?

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-Oh, no, that's just my mum in a face mask.

-Oh.

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-No, I downloaded an anti-curse protector onto it.

-A what?

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An anti-curse protector, to stop Alice from haunting my laptop.

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OK, that doesn't sound like anything remotely real.

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Well, it didn't work and now every time I sign into Dixi,

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all I get is creepy pop-ups of scary internet things. Look!

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This vampire in the corner of the screen

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or this mummy all over my pictures.

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Oh, no! That's horrible.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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I'm posting a message on your Dixi.

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"Hey, guys, Isla here. How do you remove an evil curse

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"from your computer?""

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I don't think you can crowdsource anti-curse spells.

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Ash just posted a reply. He's so nice.

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He says...

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"Also feed the mouse some cheese." That's a joke, because...

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-I get it.

-He's so funny.

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Funny, yes, but is he the person you go to for tech support?

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Yeah, Ash wouldn't post something unless he thought it would help.

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ISLA SCREAMS

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Oh, no, it's died.

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Alice has killed my laptop.

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Hey, guys. So, just like Eve said,

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the curse is getting inside everyone's head.

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-Hate to say I told you so.

-I don't think you do hate that.

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Now Isla's refusing to come on the field trip.

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I'm not going to some cabin in the woods,

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while the ghost of Alice is out there.

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Which is why we're going to prove that there must be

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a rational explanation. Like, I don't know, maybe a virus...

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-ISLA GASPS

-Put there by Alice.

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You know what "rational" means, right?

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All I know is, as soon as I did what Ash said to remove the curse,

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Alice raged on my laptop.

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Wait, you actually did what was in that post?

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Ash was obviously messing.

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Please don't tell me you deleted your operating system?

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It's the programme that makes your laptop work.

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So you're saying Ash's post wasn't meant to help?

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-MIMI GASPS

-What?

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If Ash's instructions are what crashed your laptop, then...

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ISLA GASPS

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Eve, film this.

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-Hello?

-Is it true, are you Alice?

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No, I'm Ash.

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Then why'd you post instructions to remove the curse

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-that really delete... operational systems?

-Close enough.

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I didn't. I mean, I did, but I was just trying to help.

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Lewis sent me those instructions,

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but when I did it, my laptop died too.

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Yay! I mean, aw...

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Oh, my days of the dead, I can't believe you lot fell for that.

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Do you even IT? Who doesn't check things on an internet hoaxes site?

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-People put hoaxes on the internet?

-LEWIS SIGHS

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I didn't think anyone would actually be stupid enough

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to delete their system files, but, hey, I guess I was wrong.

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And, I hate to break it to you, man,

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but not everything you read on the internet is true.

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OK, so, Lewis is Moloch, the computer demon, but, at least,

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you can be sure that your laptop wasn't crashed

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by a vengeful Alice spirit. We've eliminated that as a possibility.

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It was never a possibility.

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And put Lewis right at the top of the suspect tree,

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but why did Isla's laptop go on a pop-up rampage?

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Cos it was possessed.

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It wasn't the curse or Lewis.

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It posted from one of those computer cleaning apps, right?

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Yeah, I just downloaded it yesterday.

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-Did you check the permissions?

-What permissions?

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Let's go with no, she didn't.

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The same thing happened to Syd with his Elf Masters app.

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You think it's free, but if you're connected to the internet,

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it keeps ad spamming you until you upgrade to the premium version.

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Oh, thanks, Chloe, that really helps.

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Does it? Oh, I didn't mean to help.

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I'm just so bored of you going on about that curse.

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I wanted you to shut up.

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Come on, Grace. Next stop.

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There's no ghost in anyone's laptop. No curse and no Alice.

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-GRACE SCREAMS

-Grace!

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GASPING

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Poor Grace. I can't believe that just happened.

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Now it's biology field trip time, but not for her.

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She messed up her ankle and can't go. Chloe is devastated.

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Not because Grace hurt herself,

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but because she doesn't have anyone to carry her bags.

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Those are just her shoes.

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Anyway, a lot of people think that Grace is the latest victim of Alice,

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so I'll be continuing my hard-hitting investigation,

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finding out who's behind the curse.

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Lewis fancies himself as a movie maker,

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has he packed special effects stuff to make Alice appear?

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Is Kat bringing a bag of skulls and voodoo dolls?

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What?

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She has unnaturally good hearing!

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I was just wondering what everyone's bringing. I've packed my onesie.

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Zombie apocalypse survival kit.

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Emergency rations, maps, torch.

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Is it worth asking why you have a zombie apocalypse survival kit?

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Is it worth asking why you don't?

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Isla!

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I didn't think you were coming.

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After what happened to Grace, I realised Alice can strike anywhere.

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So, if I'm going to face a cyber ghost, I want to be with my friends.

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-Aw!

-Also, my parents had a weekend away planned

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and they said there's no way they're missing it, so they made me come.

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I'm glad.

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You know, because the trip should be a laugh.

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-Yeah, and I love a laugh.

-Me too, I'm always laughing.

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BOTH LAUGH

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All right, laughing boy, time to load up.

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Oh, Syd, can I ask you something?

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Not now, I'm on a timed mission!

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Chloe, I got something for you.

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I'll accept the present, but you're still swifted.

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I'm not trying to get back with you.

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I just want you to be safe on the trip.

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So you got me a cheap replica of the amulet of Ra,

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to ward off fire trolls?

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It's limited edition and it protects against all evil spirits!

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I saw Grace post on your Dixi that Alice pushed her down the stairs.

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-Why are you preeing on my Dixi?

-Erm... I need to go.

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-Syd, wait!

-What?

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Will you do me a favour while we're away?

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Can you find out if there's any connection between Lewis

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and the girl in the Alice photo?

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OK, I'll see what I can dig up.

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Why are the Year 7s here? Can we use them to carry our bags?

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No, Chloe, the Year 7s are not here to serve you.

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There's been a small change of plan.

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A sewer burst at the Palma reserve last night.

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THEY GROAN

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Yes, that's what I thought, but I've been on the phone all morning,

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and managed to find an alternative venue at Hollow Tree Park,

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which is nearer.

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And means that we can share the coach with the Year 7s,

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as their field trip is just the other side of Hollow Tree.

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So, all aboard, nature awaits us.

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Back row for us, little kids up front with the teacher.

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Oh, what now?

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-It's Alice.

-How did she message me? I blocked her.

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"I spent years alone..."

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-Zoiks!

-She's there! Alice is waiting for us.

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No, someone's just trying to scare us.

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Bring it on, Alice, we're not afraid of you.

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-I am!

-And, at Hollow Tree Park, I'm going to find out who you really are.

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Cheer leader bus.

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-ALL:

-Ready? OK!

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1. Go, go, bus driver, go!

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1. We're going to be late cos you're going too slow!

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1. Go, go, bus driver, go!

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1. We'll get detention No, no, no!

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1. Go-o-o, bus driver! #

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THEY CHEER