Chadverse Lore

## Prologue (?)

10 years ago...

Before the golden days of bufferfish and bufferfly...

Bufferfish was but a wee little tadpole

But this tadpole was built different.

Like way different, nature was shaking in its boots as bufferfish was created.

## Bufferfish Goes to School

Bufferfish went to school, but he was too buff.

as a teenager, he had a 20 pack.

people were very scared that he was too powerful

one day

half the class ganged up on him in an alleyway

and he was cornered

but then

he was so buff

that their attacks merely bounced off him.

and he was such a kind and benevolent buff

that he

did not fight back

he just stood there

and then everyone respected him from then on

but then...

his friend butterfly ate a radioactive newt

and things began to go downhill...

## Bonus - Barnacle

bonus episode: some barnacle named {REDACTED} was sad

but then

he said

"i wish i was buff"

so then out of nowhere

some big muscular god thing named {REDACTED} came in

and was like

"N҉e҉s҉s҉u҉n҉o҉ ҉p҉u҉ò҉ ҉s҉f҉u҉g҉g҉i҉r҉e҉ ҉d҉a҉l҉ ҉d҉e҉s҉t҉i҉n҉o҉ ҉s҉c҉e҉l҉t҉o҉.҉ ҉R҉i҉m҉a҉n҉e҉ ҉i҉l҉ ҉r҉i҉s҉u҉l҉t҉a҉t҉o҉ ҉c҉h҉e҉ ҉v҉o҉i҉ ҉s҉a҉r҉e҉t҉e҉ ҉d҉i҉s҉t҉r҉u҉t҉t҉i҉.҉ ҉L҉'҉e҉t҉e҉r҉n҉a҉ ҉c҉i҉m҉a҉ ҉e҉s҉i҉s҉t҉e҉ ҉s҉o҉l҉o҉ ҉p҉e҉r҉ ҉m҉e҉.҉ ҉P҉u҉o҉i҉ ҉c҉a҉n҉t҉a҉r҉e҉ ҉c҉a҉n҉z҉o҉n҉i҉ ҉d҉i҉ ҉t҉r҉i҉s҉t҉e҉z҉z҉a҉ ҉n҉e҉l҉ ҉m҉o҉n҉d҉o҉ ҉s҉e҉n҉z҉a҉ ҉t҉e҉m҉p҉o҉.҉""

yeah it said that

then it possessed the barnacle

## Bufferfish and Bufferfly

Bufferfish was walking down the street

when suddenly

he sees a butterfly

butterfly says "*[insert tragic backstory here]* and that is why i must defeat you"

then butterfly, who had looked like a regular butterfly just moments before, flexed super hard

did this:

[a GIF of Morel from the anime Hunter X Hunter flexing his muscles]

However, bufferfish was not scared or angered by this

he merely gave a sad smile and went behind bufferfly so fast there was no time to process it(edited)

then

he patted him on the shoulder from behind

and said

"i pity you"

from then on bufferfly respected bufferfish eternally and trained to become as strong as him for years

it took him 69,420 years to be regarded as an equal by bufferfish

and they were good friends

## Sidekick

ok guys we back and today we will be diving into how bufferfly and bufferfish (the buffbros) discovered their first sidekick, Dr Sea Flap Flap PhD

the buffbros were lowkey vibing one day and they were wondering how heavy dumbbells they could lift

so they hit the gym

but the issue was, they were easily able to lift up the entire building

so they couldnt actually compare their strength there

thankfully, the gym had a tv on the discovery channel

and it was talking about how a lot of mountains that are taller than mount everest are under the sea

so bufferfly and bufferfish had the genius idea of weightlifting using these mountains

they went to le sea and jumped in and found some random mountain in an unexplored territory of the ocean

then they ended up easily lifting it because they were too buff

but then they heard a noise behind them

and saw a bunch of stingrays rush at them

so they sort of stood there and didnt do anything as the stingrays closed in

but then

some epic chad that looked like a super buff stingray appeared in front of them

he was like

super chad

like he had sparkles and everything

and that one chad face

anyway,

he scared off all the stingrays with his supreme chadness and then flexed his buff tail

when the buffbros asked who he was

he responded "Dr Sea Flap Flap PhD"

and then he asked to join them on their buff adventures as a pupil, as he had seen their impressive feat of easily lifting up that mountain which was apparently some super sacred mountain that was sacred for being ridiculously heavy

so they accepted

also this entire time the buffbros were holding their breath because their lung capacity is insane

and also theyre underwater and stuff

anyway

thats how they got this new sidekick

## The Incredible Journey of the Buff

now, we return to the incredible journey of the buff

bufferfish and bufferfly were casually waltzing down a sus alleyway

this alleyway was the sus type that usually had people that mug you or kidnap you

however

someone far more scary appeared

as bufferfish and bufferfly advanced down the alley

they came face to face with...

Unswole McSkinny

Unswole McSkinny is a widely popular villain with 6k subscribers on youtube

his tik tok was banned because he accidentally leaked one of his evil plans there once and tik tok mods decided they wanted to be the only ones with access to that secret master plan

so they banned his account and kept the plan

and they ended up actually carrying out the plan

but thats in a different episode so back to this

anyway

the buffs were now face to face with their natural adversary, Unswole McSkinny

Unswole McSkinny pulled out his IBhone (iphone but b for buff you baka) video recorder

he recorded himself in selfie format with the buffs, doing his signature Evil Laugh™

however, the buffs were too cool for Unswole McSkinny

so what the buffs did

was

as the humble and benevolent beings they are

they did the famous "Saido Chesto" pose from the popular anime How Light Are the Buff People That You Lift

this is a real anime, any other anime with a similar name or a similar pose are definitely a ripoff

anyway, this pose was extremely menacing

and mr Unswole McSkinny was very shooketh

so naturally he did what any powerful and popular villain would do when faced with this threat

[a GIF of NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

basically he did this except replace the buff running guy with a not swole skinny running guy

however, as true to his name of Unswole McSkinny,

he was in fact very not athletic

so after running like 9 steps he collapsed from exhaustion

as the good law abiding citizens they were, not wanting to get the unconscious Unswole McSkinny robbed (since did i mention how sketchy this alleyway is)

bufferfish and bufferfly carried him out of the alleyway

although he was so light only bufferfly had to carry him

and he didnt even need his four buff arms he just used his trusty left antenna

so they carried him out of the alleyway, turned him in to the police because have i mentioned the good law abidingness of their citizenship

and then the mayor gave them each their own 19 dollar fortnite card to take home for their great work

because Unswole McSkinny was actually a nationally wanted criminal and was evading taxes for 18 years

anyway, the buffs went home and had a relaxing day of lifting 18927189709437013647310714778972916708461683754810732601289761018617491748379204137104124817401704...(10297039 digits) pound weights

## The Most Astounding Plot Twist of the Twenty-First Century

and then the butterfly woke up and it was all a dream