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Holst von Stauffenberg

**Holst von Stauffenberg** is the Chief of Staff of Weißen Armed Forces. He holds the most power in Weißen's military, making all important decisions regarding the country's forces.

## Background

Nothing is known about Stauffenberg's family and background. The "von" in his name, however, suggests that he is a noble.

## Appearance

He has dark brown hair and beard of the same color. His uniform is the most extravagant among all known officers of Weißen Armed Forces, indicating his position.

## Personality

Being in the highest position of Weißen Armed Forces, Stauffenberg is decisive, calculating and quick-witted, able to give directions to react to unexpected situations very fast. He is also very ambitious, and is aiming to fully grasp all the power in Weißen, surpassing both the Kaiser and the Parliament.

## Skills

Stauffenberg has yet to show many skills. However, he is competent enough to become the Chief of Staff.

## Relationship

### Bernd Baltzar

Baltzar is an officer under the command of Stauffenberg. While Stauffenberg holds Baltzar in high esteem, he is also wary of Baltzar due to the latter's wits and quick rise in ranks.

### Rudolph von Liebknecht

Although Liebknecht and Stauffenberg are technically enemies, they are quite closely connected. Liebknecht's father and Stauffenberg were schoolmates in the Military University as well as close friends, just like Baltzar and Liebknecht.

## Trivia

* He has the same last name with Claus von Stauffenberg, a colonel in German Nazi, who is considered a hero for carrying out the 20th July plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler. Though he failed, his operation was the closest to killing Hitler of all other assassination attempts.
* His name, Holst or Horst, is from Low German, possibly meaning "wooded hill".
Baselland Royal Military Academy

**Baselland Royal Military Academy** is a school for boys from 16 to 18 years old. Its objective is to train them into soldiers who will then serve Baselland Armed Forces.

The students are divided into three division: Infantry, Artillery, Cavalry.

## Infantry Division

**Infantry Division** is for students who want to become foot soldiers, the main fighting force of Baselland. Students in this division are trained in marching and shooting, and have the strictest and hardest module among all three divisions. The division is given quite a lot interest, as the Second Prince of Baselland, Ryner August Winklefeldt, personally takes part in the instructing. The following are the known students of Infantry Division:

* **Marcel Jansen:** 1st year

* **Thomas Rinke:** 1st year

## Artillery Division

**Artillery Division** is for students who wish to become involved with canons. The division isn't particularly popular or unpopular. Despite the fact that Artillery students require much practice to be able to handle canons efficiently, due to public unrest, the division is banned from having shooting practice under any kind. Therefore, students in Artillery Division spend most of their time studying raw theories in classrooms. Their lack of actual experience is somehow implemented by their knowledge. The following are the known students of Artillery Division:

* **Dieter Strunz:** 2nd year
* **Paul Breitner:** 2nd year

## Cavalry Division

**Cavalry Division** is for students in training to become soldiers fighting on horseback, similar to a knight. Therefore, this division enjoys great popularity, being admired by citizens as well as being privileged by the school. Students in this division are all from noble families, thus they are influence by old-fashioned notions, looking down on other divisions and being focused on keeping the pride of the cavalry and of themselves. Consequently, some students from other divisions dislike students from Cavalry Division. The following are the known students of Cavalry Division:

* **Helmut Markus von Babbel:** 3rd year
* **Jurgen von Breitner:** 3rd year

## Management

Baselland Royal Military Academy is directly under the control of the Baselland Royal Family, namely the First Prince. However, the First Prince himself isn't interested in the academy and the military in general, so the Second Prince is the one who makes important decisions regarding the academy and its students.

## Faculty

The academy employs mostly officials currently serving in the Baselland Armed Forces as "instructors", who are responsible for giving lectures, instructing practices, disciplining students, etc. Bernd Baltzar is by far the only instructor who comes from outside of Baselland. The following are the only known members of faculty in Baselland Royal Military Academy:

* **Bernd Baltzar:** Military adviser and instructor of all divisions
* **Ryner August Winklefeldt:** Instructor, probably of Infantry Division only
The Baltzar Agency

**The Baltzar Agency** is a special agency appointed with an undercover operation based in Baselland by the Chief of Staff of Weißen Armed Forces. Baltzar, however, suspects that the true purpose of the Baltzar Agency is to put him under surveillance and comply him to act according to the Chief's requests.

## Management

The Agency is established by the appointment from the embassy's military department, and is commanded by **Bernd Baltzar**.

## Agenda

The main objective of the Baltzar Agency is to conduct and maneuver undercover operations in Baselland.

## Members

The following are the only members of the Baltzar Agency:

* **Yuri Heesen**
* **Dimo Baumann**
* **Hartmann**
Thomas Rinke

**Thomas Rinke** is a 1st year in Infantry Division, Baselland Royal Military Academy.

## Background

Nothing is known about Thomas' family and background.

## Appearance

Thomas has curly, short brown hair. He is a bit chubbier and shorter than the other students, but this doesn't affect his performance at school.

## Personality

Thomas is incredibly timid and seems to have little self confidence. While he may cry easily, though, he isn't a quitter. His attitude to war is the same as Paul. The most notable trait of Thomas is his consideration for others, caring for everyone, even those he has just met.

## Skills

Aside from the standard skills he was taught in the Infantry Division, Thomas has yet to demonstrate any other notable skill.

## Relationship

### Bernd Baltzar

The fact that Baltzar has chosen Thomas to be one of the representatives for Baselland Royal Military Academy means that the former has taken an interest in Thomas. On the other hand, Thomas simply thinks of Baltzar as an instructor.

### Marcel Jansen

Marcel is in the same year and division as Thomas, and also a good friend of his. Whenever Thomas is reprimanded by the instructors, Marcel would purposely make a mistake to take the fall for the former.

## Trivia

* His name Thomas isn't a given name at first, but a figure from New Testament. The given name of Thomas the Apostle is Yehuda, or Judas.
Caleb McKinnon's Food Fest

**Caleb McKinnon's Food Fest** is an easter egg included with The Bully Season 8 DVD. It can be accessed by selecting Caleb McKinnon who drives past in his Caleb McCommodon in the episode select screen.

Caleb McKinnon's Food Fest appears in The Bully Minigames Pack, in which it can be unlocked by scanning Caleb's amiibo.

## Plot

Caleb waddles into the Colham High School canteen and asks "Where's my food?!", then he finds Greta Appleton has closed the canteen off early! He rages.

The player is then in control of Harry Smith, David Marshall, Jamie Wallace and Alan Ross who are seated in a row together, and throw their school dinners into Caleb's mouth as he moves left and right when the player presses different arrow buttons. If he is fed enough within the 60 second time limit, he will become extremely fat and fall through the floor, leaving a hole. Harry then shoves Mae MacDonald down the hole.

If Caleb is not fed enough within the time limit, he will chase Harry down an endless corridor by rolling.

## Music

* Outrunners - Mega Driver (title screen)
* Daytona USA CCE - The Noisy Roars of Wilderness (gameplay)
* Outrunners - Dream Flying (victory)
* Metal Head - You Lost (failure)
Colin Naylor

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**Colin Naylor** is a student who attends Colham High School as a member of the Poopton house. He is known for always being in a bad mood and overreacting to insults; these issues are the reason why he doesn't have a single friend at school. He is also very clumsy; he once notoriously bumped into Harold Donald while carrying a tray of glue pots, spilling glue all over him. He also dropped a laptop in ICT, breaking it. Brian Hockridge once called him 'Cross Colin the Clown' and this nickname has stuck ever since. Once Colin was in such a bad mood he started work on a list of people to be killed.

Harry Smith occasionally joked that Colin should go out with Fiona Rivers as it would be "a match made in heaven". He once overheard this and went crazy, chasing Harry and David Marshall around the school until Larry Burton stopped him. Colin was then suspended for a week.
Marcel Jansen

**Marcel Jansen** is a 1st year in Infantry Division, Baselland Royal Military Academy.

## Background

Nothing is known about Marcel's family and background.

## Appearance

Marcel has short, unruly black hair. His face is full of scars and bruises that he got from the corporal punishment of his instructors.

## Personality

Marcel is outspoken, skeptical and rebellious. He always stands up for his friends, and has a strong sense of responsibility, not wanting anyone to take the fall for him. He also has an appetite for knowledge, and although he disapproves of the way he and the others in Infantry Division are treated, he is still a hardworking student.

## Skills

As a student in Infantry Division, Marcel has the same skills as most soldiers:

* Shooting: Marcel's marksmanship is excellent, being able to hit the innermost circle of the target even with the unstable musket.

## Relationship

### Bernd Baltzar

Marcel looks up to Baltzar and considers him the role model to follow. Baltzar, though, considers his rebellious attitude dangerous, and is careful in the way he talks to this student.

### Thomas Rinke

Marcel and Thomas are close friends, with the former constantly supporting the latter. Marcel usually purposely screws up whenever Thomas is about to be reprimanded, so that the instructors turn their attention to him and forget about Thomas.

## Trivia

* His name Marcel is derived from Marcus, meaning "dedicated to Mars" (the Roman God of wars).
* His last name Jansen means "son of Jan", while Jan is a common derivative of Johannes.
* There is a retired German football player named Marcel Jansen.
Romanian Lemonade

## Ingredients

* 3 big lemons or 4 small
* 15 teaspoons sugar
* 1 l water

## Directions

1. Squeeze the lemons and strain the juice through cheese cloth.
2. Dissolve the sugar in water, add the lemon juice and pour in a bottle with a little piece of lemon peel.
3. Refrigerate for a few hours.
4. Serve cold, adding a thin lemon slice to each glass.
Hauptman Nielson

**Hauptman Nielson** is a captain of the Holbaek Army.

## Background

Nothing is known about NIelson's background.

## Appearance

Nielson has long, black hair and has a very muscular body.

## Personality

He is a true warmonger with a violent nature, always seeking a battle and use violence to obtain whatever he wants. He doesn't hesitate to kill. as shown when he killed all wounded Weißen soldiers who surrendered and attacked the houses of citizens to plunder for supplies. What makes him scary, however, is the fact that he has both brain and brawn. His strategical talent almost rivals that of Baltzar, and although Baltzar defeated Nielson, the latter is promised to be an enemy not to be triffled with.

As stated by Liebknecht, the Holbaek Army treasures pride. Nielson is the same. He takes great pride in being part of the cavalry, as well as pride in his country's strength.

## Skills

Nielson is an excellent member of the Holbaek's cavalry, possessing and mastering various skills:

* **Equestrian:** His skills in horse-riding is apparently the best in his battalion.
* **Spear:** Unlike the cavalries of Weißen and Baselland, which both use sword, Nielson and the rest of Holbaek's cavalry use spears, which have a longer reach than swords. Nielson is a master of spears, using them efficiently in battles.
* **Logic:** As well as being strong, Nielson is also an intelligent soldier, able to make good judgements and strategies.

## Relationship

He currently has no notable relationship.
Tödlich Asylum Buildings

The following bullet list are the structure of Tödlich Asylum Buildings.

#### Floor 6

The owner's, head doctor and head nurse's office. Can only be entered with an ID card.

#### Floor 5

Doctors' office and shelter for patients of classification D. Can only be entered with an ID card.

#### Floor 4.5

Laboratorium. Only chosen members may enter.

#### Floor 4

Shelter for patients of classification C, and lounge for patients of classification C and D.

#### Floor 3

Shelter for patients of classification B, and lounge for patients of classification A and B.

#### Floor 2

Shelter for patients of classification A, and nurses' office.

#### Floor 1

Receptionist, Cafeteria, and a smaller laboratorium for all members.

## Basement *(can only be entered by chosen members.)*

#### Basement 0.5

Security checkpoint, Password required for further access.

#### Basement 5.5

Security checkpoint. Fingerprint and password scanning needed for further access.

#### Basement 6

Shelter for patients of Type SS and SS+, security checkpoint. Fingerprint, X-ray and ID card scanning needed for further access.

#### Basement 6.5

Security checkpoint. Fingerprint, X-ray, Retina, ID card, and DNA scanning required for further access.

#### Basement 7

Shelter for patients of Type SSS and above.
Franz Theodore Winklefeldt

Franz Theodore Winklefeldt is the Crown Prince of Baselland, as well as Prince August's older brother.

## Background

He is the first son of the King of Baselland.

## Appearance

He has long, blonde hair and has a tendency to wear flashy and extravagant clothes. Most of the times he appears as a proud, arrogant crown prince who can only rely on his great aunt, the Empress of Ezreich, but this is only a mask for his more modest and insecure self.

## Personality

On the outside, Crown Prince Franz is prideful of his royal lineage and is flippant, more interested in his hobby of cosplay than in trying to improve his kingdom. He likes dressing up his servants and guards in ancient clothes. However, in a way, he does care about his country, as he didn't want Baselland to become a hated country like Weißen, which is the reason why he relies more on Ezreich. In the latest chapters, Crown Prince Franz is actually quite insecure and isn't fluent in his speeches, probably a habit he tries to hide in front of the crowd.

It has been confirmed that Crown Prince Theodore suffered from personality disorder.

## Relationship

### Ryner August Winklefeldt

Prince August is Crown Prince Franz's younger brother. The two used to have a good relationship in the past, both caring for each other. However, as they grew up and their interests differ, they became more distant to each other, on opposite sides even. Crown Prince Franz, though, shows that he does want to make up with his brother.

### Maria Ludovica von Adorafestung

Empress Maria is the Crown Prince's great aunt. In front of others he appears to be on good terms with her, often letting her help him make important decisions regarding his kingdom. However, he is in fact scared of her, admitting that he is merely an actor in her plays.
Eric Nordahl

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**Eric Nordahl** (born May 3rd 1991) is the teacher of class 4I at Peeside High School. He is known for his generally calm personality and he is not usually strict with his students, unlike most other teachers at the school. He however dislikes it when pupils fall asleep in class and toots a bicycle horn to wake them up whenever this happens. Once when the entire class dozed off in a history lesson he blew a tuba loudly enough to be heard all over Colham.

Since 2014 Eric has lived in Hungria, next door to Bjørn Fjelde, Annbjørg Fjelde and Asbjørg Fjelde. He moved there from Auchennog due to neds constantly causing trouble near the street he used to live in. He is also known for being very attractive; Natasha Sagdiyev has a huge crush on him and got a nosebleed when Natalie Skelly accidentally pulled his trousers down in the episode Harry Smith and the Halloween Disco. Nick Jones, who has a crush on Natasha, is extremely jealous of him over this. Henrietta Cuthbert also got a referral for winking at him three times in one morning.

Eric will start teaching at The Scandinavian School in Genesiscide when this school opens in September 2017. Jill Mosedale, who currently teaches at Eastfaulds High School, will replace him as 4I's teacher.
Chocolate Biscuits

Recipe makes 20 biscuits

## Ingredients

* 1 ounce cocoa powder
* 2 ounces potato flour
* 2 ounces rice flour
* 1 ounce gram flour
* 1 ounce ground almonds
* 3 ounces granulated sugar
* 3 ounces hard margarine or butter
* 1 egg

## Directions

1. Preheat oven to 350 °F.
2. Mix all the dry ingredients together.
3. Beat the egg before adding with the butter and mix together until a soft dough is produced that sticks into a large ball.
4. Break the dough into walnut-sized pieces and place on a greased tray or nonstick baking parchment.
5. Flatten each lump with the back of a fork dipped in cold water.
6. Bake for 12 – 15 minutes.
7. Cool on a wire rack.
8. Variations: add chopped nuts or crystallized ginger.
Corporals Mess Wind Turbine

The **Corporals Mess Wind Turbine** is a wind turbine in the Corporals Mess area of Dunian. It is an updated version of the Windypants 9001, which has become notable for its futuristic appearance and increased height since it was installed in June 2015.

The wind turbine appears as a Poke Mum Stop in Poke Mum Go, leading to many people joking about its name. In August 2016, Jamie Wallace notoriously hung all of Edward Wallace's underwear on the turbine, and in September 2016 a chav gang hung a bra on it, which the lazy council didn't bother to remove for a month.
Joachim Schonhuber

**Joachim Schonhuber** is the commander of the 17th battalion guarding Hoppenstadt Village that serves as both a center for transporting goods from ships and a source of supplies for the front line.

## Background

Nothing is known about Schonhuber's background.

## Appearance

Schonhuber is a sturdy man with short blonde hair.

## Personality

He is responsible, outspoken but hasty and stubborn, rarely taking advice from others. Due to the fact that he has been guarding a rather peaceful village, he is low on guard and has a poor judgement of a battle's situation. Later on, however, he shows his bravery and altruism, offering to sacrifice himself to secure an escape route for Bernd Baltzar, Prince August and the others.

## Skills

Schonhuber has yet any but the standard set of skills of a Weißen soldier.

## Relationship

### Hartmann

Hartmann is Schonhuber's subordinate. They seem to share a trusting and relatively good superior-subordinate relationship.
Arnie Palmer

**Prep Time:** 5 minutes

**Cook Time:** 1 hour

**Yields:** 4 drinks

## Description

I know, it's called an Arnold Palmer, but I called it an "Arnie Palmer." Either way, it's a delicious drink. Enjoy!

## Ingredients

* 4 bags lemon tea (or tea of your choice)
* 4 cups boiling water
* 4 cups ice cubes
* 4 cups prepared lemonade

## Directions

1. Steep the tea bags in boiling water for 10 minutes. Discard the tea bags and allow the tea to cool to room temperature.

2. To prepare the drinks, fill 4 glasses with ice cubes and pour 1 cup of lemonade into each glass. Carefully pour 1 cup of cooled tea into each glass so that it floats on the lemonade.

3. Serve.
Apple Smoothie

**Yields:** 1 serving

## Description

Truly, one of the easiest smoothies to make. If you are drinking this in place of a traditional breakfast, use bananas. If it's meant to be a snack or dessert, you can substitute milk for frozen yogurt.

## Ingredients

* 1 apple, peeled and cored
* 1 peeled banana
* ¼ cup milk
* 3 ice cubes

## Directions

1. Cut apple and banana into medium sized chunks.
2. Add chopped fruit to blender.
3. Pour milk over fruit and add ice cubes.
4. Blend for 5–7 minutes or until smoothie is thick and creamy.
Callum Rawlins

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**Callum Rawlins** (born April 22nd 2001) is a student who attends Dundundun Bad Boys School. He is notorious for constantly stealing things from other pupils even if he has no use for them, which got him expelled from Colham High School in second year; items he snagged include Lana Smith's pencil case, Henrietta Cuthbert's lipsticks, Blair Cameron's graphical calculator, Dylan Cook's Beats by Dr Devil headphones and Jamie Valentine's Eyephone. The day after the latter theft, Tyler Hibbert told on him to Robert Sullivan for raiding Samantha Boatman's locker. He was then forced to give everything back. He also had a crush on Lana and always tried to sit next to her in class, much to her disgust.

Despite his expulsion and several pupils at Dundundun Bad Boys School beating him up for nicking their stuff, Callum's habit of stealing has not stopped. He takes crisps from Tescow supermarkets and Swotford's General Crap Store every day, and he was arrested in September 2016 for stealing twenty pairs of skinny jeans from Bottomshop. In January 2017 he was also caught trying to sneak a copy of Jet Set Audio Past out of The House of Video Games That No One Played.

Callum also has no real friends due to him often pretending to befriend people just so he can pinch things from them. He does not do well in school due to the fact he always stays awake until three in the morning to watch suggestive videos on MyCube. Ironically his uncle is PC Rawlins, who works as a police officer.
Crónica sin capital: Monumento a la desidia.

La vida se resume en instantes, momentos que hacen que esta se vuelva importante o que simplemente pase de largo según la manera que cada uno se sienta cómodo para vivirla. Estudios, lujos, comodidades y demás, complementos que se tienen al final de anexo para encontrar un modo de “felicidad” que quizás a la final ni complemente.

La siguiente es una visita realizada al señor Francisco Antonio Zea Restrepo dueño del *museo de la basura* donde conoceremos más al fondo, que sin capital se puede vivir. En la entrada de su casa ubicada en el Park Way, famoso sector de Teusaquillo, tiene un letrero bastante acorde a nuestra situación actual que relata *“así está el mundo”,* un mundo lleno de basura, desorganizado y sin orden social*.* Al fondo, mientras se conversaba con él, un rock and roll clásico se escucha, un televisor con un anuncio de “vídeo” que no proyectaba ninguna imagen y una tranquilidad que es inexplicable en medio de tanta contaminación del alma que se vive en este momento.

Este señor, Toño como es apodado, que ha viajado por el mundo, que fue a parís buscando simplemente a experimentar, crear una experiencia de vida y viajes, pero que se queda allá por más de 7 años; él, que su vida gira entorno a un whisky llamado “Sr Edwads” que se lo presento un conocido estudiante de antropología de la Nacional, el cual se toma un litro diario de whisky, gastando un salario mínimo en su licor preferido y que ve el café como el perico de los pobres; éste que vive su vida a su manera y que cumple con las obligaciones que le exige el gobierno, paga servicios e impuestos como cualquier otro ciudadano; este que enseña que el consumo y demás situaciones capitalistas son el opio de la sociedad, una que se mueve a partir de garantías

económicas, perdiendo el control de lo que pueden llegar a gastar.

Toño, encuentra en su casa (que es su lugar seguro paraalejarse de cualquier tipo de globalización y mercantilización existente) la felicidad en esa acumulación que según él, es muy organizado, no le pone cuidado a la estética ni a las leyes de aseo tradicional, sin estándares ni estereotipos, barre cada tres años su hogar, se levanta cuando le venga en gana y disfruta de ver pasar la vida.

Vivir en Ciudad bolívar para él lo marginalizó y le hizo caer en cuenta que el estudio que realizó en Europa había pasadi a segundo plano y no tenía mayor relevancia para su situación, no le pone cuidado a los “calzones” ni a los estándares de lo que pueda llamarse “vida común”. Personajes como éste que nos enseñan a ver la existencia de distinta

manera, no vivir siempre de los esquemas impuestos por la sociedad, enseñando a través de sus experiencias que la única forma de seguir tranquilo y sonriendo, es hacer un *monumento a la desidia* a lo que ésta: la actual sociedad materialista y de estándares marcados, nos brinda.

Escrita por: Luisa Fernanda Ladino Quintero - Gabriel Miguel Forero Murcia.
Pumpkin Bread

## Ingredients

* 1½ cup bean flour
* 1½ cup rice flour
* 1½ teaspoon salt
* 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
* 1 teaspoon nutmeg
* 2 teaspoons baking soda
* 3 teaspoons xanthan gum
* 2 cups puréed cooked or canned pumpkin
* 1 cup honey
* 1 cup corn oil (or other vegetable oil)
* ½ cup water
* 4 eggs

## Directions

1. Grease and flour 2 loaf pans.
2. Stir together flour, sugar, baking soda, salt and spices.
3. Stir together pumpkin, corn oil and water, add eggs one at a time.
4. Make a well in center of flour mixture, add pumpkin mixture and stir.
5. Pour into prepared pans and bake for 1 hour at 325°F.
Coco-Coal

**Coco-Coal** is a popular cola drink. Harry Smith is sometimes seen drinking it, considering it to taste nearly as good as Irn-Poo. Many fast food restaurants including MacRonalds branches and Whoopie-Whoppie sell it to customers in huge amounts. Demand for the beverage from Fat Mart supermarkets is also constantly high. Coco-Coal is notable for being high in sugar, with some people referring to it as 'diabetes in a can'. It is additionally known to contain many artificial flavourings and preservatives that sometimes cause strange thoughts to enter the minds of those who drink it.

Kim Johnston is a frequent consumer, and in the episode Harry Smith and the Obsessive Dinner Lady she stole some from David Marshall and gulped it down.

## Flavours

### Current flavours

* Original (1921-present)
* Zero (1973-present)
* Diet (1966-present)
* Real (1985-present)
* Cherry (1980-present)
* Vanilla (1980-present)
* Lemon (1989-present)
* Orange (1997-present)
* Lime (2005-present)
* Coffee (2006-present)
* Bacon (2014-present)
* Soap (2014-present)
* Cheeseburger (2016-present)
* Pizza (2016-present)
* Lingonberry (2016-present, exclusive to EYEKEA stores)
* Prune (2016-present)

### Discontinued flavours

* New Coco-Coal (1985-2002) - did not sell well, received negative reception from consumers
* Strawberry (1989-2010) - did not sell well
* Apple (1993-2010) - did not sell well
* Milk (1997-2006) - did not sell well, received negative reception from consumers
* Pen ink (1997-2000) - caused illnesses
* Boogers (2001) - was supposed to be booger-flavoured, but it contained actual boogers
* Pee (2001) - was supposed to be pee-flavoured, but it contained actual pee
* Water (2003-2005) - did not sell well
* Broccoli (2006-2012) - did not sell well, received negative reception from consumers
* Lotsa Spaghetti (2007-2008) - contaminated
* Toast (2007-2008) - contaminated
* Liquorice (2009-2010) - did not sell well
* Chocolate (2011-2013) - contaminated
Eyepod Giga

The **Eyepod Giga** is a larger version of the Eyepod that was only released in the large Japanophilic areas of Volcanus. It has a much larger memory than the regular Eyepod in addition to being twice the size. Occasionally Eyepod Gigas are auctioned in places they weren't originally released in.

Daniel May is one of the only people to own one outside of the large Japanophilic regions and he saved all his DKR88 songs to it before losing his weeaboo traits and selling it, though he bought it back when his weeaboo personality returned.
Fart Mart

**Fart Mart** is a supermarket company based in Hyperfit, County Hyperfit, Pedia that sells beans and nuts. The company was established specifically to rival Fat Mart; many fans of this company deem Fart Mart a cheap ripoff. The branches can only be found in parts of east and south Pedia. It is dropping in popularity, leading to many stores being closed down, and it is speculated the company will eventually go bankrupt.

Most of the food does not particularly cause obesity, however it causes excessive farting. Caleb McKinnon likes the chain even though he prefers Fat Mart. Whenever David Marshall visits Hyperfit to see hot girls, he always makes sure to get lots of food from Fart Mart to improve the 'quality' of his farts.

## Branches

* Fart Mart Everyonefarts (superstore)
* Fart Mart Fartwick
* Fart Mart Hyperfit Central (superstore)
* Fart Mart Hyperfit East
* Fart Mart Hyperfit North
* Fart Mart Hyperfit South\*
* Fart Mart Hyperfit West\*
* Fart Mart Little Spain\*
* Fart Mart Lornaston
* Fart Mart Poowick (superstore)
* Fart Mart Porkton
* Fart Mart Town bin Fart (superstore)
* Fart Mart Verynice\*

"\*" means the Fart Mart may close in the future due to a lack of customers.

## Former branches

* Fart Mart Daikiraidesu
* Fart Mart La Petite France
* Fart Mart Pop Town
Coconut of Life

The **Coconut of Life** (Gamian Pedian: Kokonatpilush, Gamian Sinco: Kokonatparushi) is a rare coconut from Gamia. It appears in the episode Harry Smith's Coconut, where Harry Smith breaks into a crate at Gothic Harbour and steals the coconut.

The fruit is worth £1,000,000. Mae MacDonald's family once bought one, with Mae eating the entire coconut. She then got into major trouble.

In the video game The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists, future Volcanus is ruled by the evil Queen Narciss, and her minions create a bomb called the Coconut of Death. It is modelled to look like a Coconut of Life to avoid suspicion of it being a weapon. Ironically this weapon leads to the queen's downfall when she attempts to use it to blow up The Black Foot Gang along with Morten Larsen and his cousins.
Boys' Popularity Scale

The **Boys' Popularity Scale** is a scale that ranks the girls in Harry Smith's class (5F) at Colham High School in order of attractiveness. It was made by all of the boys in the class together after they heard rumours about the Girls Popularity Scale. Note that this has nothing to do with personality.

Ever since the death of Iona MacEachern, Natalie Skelly now takes first place.

## Original scale

1. Iona MacEachern (deceased)
2. Natalie Skelly
3. Christine Peel
4. Freya Clifton
5. Jenny Templeton
6. Natasha Sagdiyev
7. Mae MacDonald
8. Louisa McIntyre
9. Keeley Hughes

## Version 2

The scale was revised to remove Iona MacEachern whilst adding Ellie McCoy.

1. Natalie Skelly
2. Ellie McCoy
3. Christine Peel
4. Freya Clifton
5. Jenny Templeton
6. Natasha Sagdiyev
7. Mae MacDonald
8. Louisa McIntyre
9. Keeley Hughes

## Current version

The scale was altered twice to remove Ellie McCoy when she left Colham High School, and Christine Peel when she was expelled.

1. Natalie Skelly - hot
2. Freya Clifton - attractive
3. Jenny Templeton - attractive
4. Natasha Sagdiyev - average
5. Mae MacDonald - fairly ugly
6. Louisa McIntyre - ugly
7. Keeley Hughes - ugly

## See also

* Girls Popularity Scale
* Boys' Hot or Not? Scale, 5I's equivalent scale
* Boys' Cute-o-Meter, 5P's equivalent scale
* Rate Dem Girlz Scale, 6F's equivalent scale
* Boys' Hot? Average? Ugly? Scale, 6I's equivalent scale
* Boys' Scale of Hotties to Notties, 6P's equivalent scale
Camp Gunvine

**Camp Gunvine** is a summer camp located in Alcatel that opened in 2003. It is run by Hyperfit-born Zara Hoyle, who believes everyone should get fresh air and exercise all day. The camp is particularly notorious for its assault course, its freezing lake everyone has to bathe in, and for Greta Appleton only serving stew in the canteen, though it is considered a hundred times tamer than The Davidson Camp. Despite Camp Gunvine receiving overwhelmingly negative reviews, Zara has ignored them all, leading people to perceive her as ignorant and arrogant.

In the episode Harry Smith's Summer Camp, Harry Smith and James Smith were sent to Camp Gunvine for one weekend when Grace Smith and Liam Smith went to Dundundun to see Over 9000 Shades of Blue. Harry hated it so much he escaped into a nearby forest with Jordan Sanderson. Zara and her group eventually found the pair.
Fancy Hippos Tea Cup Party

**Fancy Hippos Tea Cup Party** is a spinning tea cups ride at Fancy Hippos Fancy Fun. It has been operating since the theme park's opening in 2008. The cups are pink and yellow with Fancy Hippos printed on them, and they can be spun using a metal grip in the middle of each one.

Once when Harry Smith was dragged to Fancy Hippos Fancy Fun in 2014, he spun one of the cups so fast it broke off the ride. He luckily escaped before any of the lazy staff saw him cause the incident.
Cappuccino Fountain

The **Cappuccino Fountain** is a fountain located in Coffeeland's town square. Built by a group of local sculpture artists in 1997, it is unique for using leftover cappuccino from the town's many cafés instead of water.

It is rumoured that if passers-by put money in the fountain, the quality of Coffeeland's coffee beans increases by a tiny fraction. However, if somebody steals cash from the fountain, they are believed to be forced to drink nothing but instant coffee in their afterlives.

In November 2015 a chav from Weetoun stole £5 from the fountain, and a crate of instant coffee packets fell from a plane and ripped a hole in the roof of his house the next morning. The residents see this as proof of the above rumours.
Easy Pizza

## Description

Makes 4 servings

* 2½ cups rice flour
* 1¼ ounce package gluten-free quick riseyeast
* 1 teaspoon salt
* ½ teaspoon xanthan gum
* 1¼ cups warm water (120-130°F), divided
* 3 tablespoons olive oil
* 1 tablespoon honey
* cornmeal, optional
* 1 cup prepared pizza sauce

* sliced tomatoes
* onions
* mushrooms
* olives
* zucchini
* yellow squash
* red or yellow bell peppers
* Jalapeno peppers
* diced ham
* cooked ground beef or fresh herbs
* ½ cup mozzarella cheese

## Directions

1. Combine flour, yeast, salt and xanthan gum in large bowl.
2. Stir in 1 cup water, olive oil and honey.
3. Use hands to work dough (dough will be soft and crumbly).
4. Add just enough of remaining ¼ cup water to hold mixture together.
5. Knead dough in bowl 5 minutes.
6. Cover; let rest 10 minutes.
7. Lightly grease 12-inch pizza pan; sprinkle with cornmeal, if desired.
8. Flatten dough into round disk; press dough into pan.
9. Add sauce, desired toppings; sprinkle cheese over toppings.
10. Bake in 425°F oven 20 to 30 minutes, or until crust is brown and cheese is melted.
11. Timing varies according to amount and number of toppings.
12. Use sharp knife or pizza wheel to cut into wedges.
Fat Mart Midifilia

**Fat Mart Midifilia** is a rather small Fat Mart supermarket located in central Midifilia that opened in 2014. Despite its recent opening, it may close in the near future due to a lack of customers.

This particular Fat Mart branch is notorious for playing low-quality MIDI tunes through the store's speakers. A chav gang got banned from the store in February 2015 for wiring a CD player with The Binbag Crew's debut album inside to the speakers. One staff member said it would have been acceptable if they played MIDI renditions of The Binbag Crew's music instead. More recently, videos of pranksters playing MIDI renditions of gangsta rap have become viral on MyCube.

 Branches in Gamia
 Branches in Sincostan
 Branches in Sutston
Coran Hewitt

Age
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**Coran Hewitt** (born February 11th 1999) is a former Colham High School student. He has ADHD and anger issues, and will get distracted, hyper and aggressive easily. His physical abilities are very poor and he was not considered attractive by many of the girls in his class, as he was ranked at number 7 in the Girls' Hot? Average? Ugly? Scale. Despite this, he is very skilled in mathematics and he is smart, though his terrible behaviour means he doesn't put this to good use. Some pupils also mistook him for a chav.

## Relationships

Coran was good friends with Ärnesti Jukanpoika and Maarjo Mägi (both of whom are now deceased), but spends more of his time alone, especially when he was at school. He is also friendly with Tauno Rautio and has begun to develop a crush on her.

Gregor McDade and William Fraser are terrified of Coran; he once chased them with a chainsaw, and even Harry Smith is afraid of him to some extent. He additionally bullied Morten Larsen and his cousins, however he has become petrified of Morten since he killed Ärnesti and Maarjo in Morten Larsen's Fury. Coran also has a cousin called Thomas Clark, who has been missing in the Forest of Islaston since October 2012. He was rather aggressive towards him, leading Thomas to be scared of him.

## Incidents

Coran is currently arrested in Dundundun Prison for three years for several incidents. He caused trouble in the episodes The Destruction of Colham High School and Happy Birthday, Zoe Kennedy!, and in the episode Harry Smith and the Prison Boxing Match, he fought Euan Milton in a bare knuckle boxing match; he ended up killing Euan. Later in Coran Hewitt's Prison Visitor, he accepted an Eyephone and a box of cocaine Tauno smuggled into the prison, which further extended his arrest.

## Appearances

### Season 4

* Harry Smith and the School Uniform (appears but has no lines)

### Season 5

* Natalie Skelly Gets Suspended
* Sally Brittan Gets Spots (appears but has no lines)
* Harry Smith's Sports Day (appears but has no lines)
* Harry Smith and the Terrible Teacher
* The Destruction of Colham High School

### Season 6

* Harry Smith's Prison Party
* Harry Smith and the Prison Boxing Match
* Harry Smith's Meditation
* Harry Smith Kills His Enemies (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)

### Video game appearances

Coran makes an appearance in The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists. In a bonus DLC battle, the Nordics can fight him - the difficulty of this is medium.
Fatty Fairies

**Fatty Fairies** is a weekly comic series. It is about five overweight fairies who use their magic to clean toilets made dirty by their rivals the Farty Fairies, and are trying to lose enough weight for them to fly higher into the sky and make rainbows with their wings.

James Smith and Mae MacDonald are huge followers of the series, buying every new issue as soon as it comes out. Harry Smith and several other members of The Black Foot Gang are actually frightened of Fatty Fairies due to the scary facial expressions of the characters in the comics.
Charles Hopkins

Age
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**Charles Hopkins** (born December 6th 2000) is a fifth year student who attends Colham High School as a member of the Poopton house. He is a smart boy who is very good at maths despite having poor physical abilities and often misbehaving in school; Samuel Davidson, the school's former PE teacher, sometimes picked on him. He also has a rivalry with Harold Donald which is strong enough for the two to be placed in different classes just to stop them from fighting.

Charles lives with his older sister Rachel Hopkins who is notorious for being butthurt. He was initially defensive when Harry Smith started bullying her, though he has become so sick of her personality he allows other pupils to bully her as much as they like.

Charles is additionally not considered attractive by the girls in his class, who placed him at number 9 in the Girls' Cute-o-Meter. He often argues with Harold, who is also not deemed very attractive, over who is truly the hottest. Harold is currently winning this battle, so Charles has recently taken up bodybuilding in the hope of being able to prove him wrong one day.

## School exams

Charles is taking Mathematics, English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Physical Education, Geography, History and Pedian for his PQA school leavers' exams. He is predicted the following grades:

* Biology - C
* Chemistry - B
* English - C
* Geography - C
* History - C
* Mathematics - A
* Pedian - C
* Physical Education - D
* Physics - B

**Overall grade - C+**
Dundundun Blood Donor Centre

**Dundundun Blood Donor Centre** is a blood donation centre situated in east Dundundun. It was subsumed into Dundundun Eastern Infirmary in 2017. It is the busiest blood donation venue in Pedia, and donors are notably texted when their blood is used in the infirmary. Morten Larsen and Torbjørn Larsen often use the centre - the former's first blood donation there was used to aid Edvard Andersson's recovery from heart surgery.

Caleb McKinnon and several other fat people sometimes sneak into the centre to steal snacks intended to be given to donors. Stella Naganuma once tried doing this and got stuck in the doorway, so the fire brigade had to pull her out. She was subsequently arrested for three days. The staff have since resorted to hanging Fat Mart offer posters outside the centre to drive them away. Anthony Amsden occasionally drags Gregor McDade into the centre, causing him to faint.
La ciudad que nunca duerme.

Mujeres con tacones en mano, muchos caminando en Zic Zac, los puestos de comida rápida a reventar, son las 3 de la mañana del sábado 28 de febrero en la ciudad de Bogotá, la mayoría de los establecimientos de rumba están iniciando a cerrar, la gente que salió a divertirse el fin de semana va camino a casa a descansar, a pasar su guayabo, a recordar porque la ultima vez mencionaron no querer volver a tomar. *Lo que muchos no saben es que el final de su rumba es el inicio de otras más*,la mayoría de ellas se encuentran en varios sitios del centro de la ciudad; la música electrónica es la principal característica de estos clubs,que por lo general abren sus puertas a la media noche y la fiesta sigue hasta las primeras horas de la mañana al siguiente día.

Nuestra elección fue Baum, uno de los bares de electrónica más reconocidos de la ciudad. Estábamos en la calle 33 # 6-24, en pleno corazón del centro internacional de la ciudad, eran las 12 de la noche del viernes 27 de febrero,con un grupo de amigos hacíamos la fila para ingresar, la rumba Underground en Bogotá nos hacia esperar. 50 mil pesos pagamos en la entrada, no esperábamos presenciar a uno de los Dj’s más reconocidos de la escena del House a nivel mundial, eran las 2 de la mañana y la fiesta apenas comenzaba.

Nos adentramos a un mundo alternativo, de mucha alegría, de muchos personajes únicos, de pasos de baile que no en cualquier lugar se pueden observar, a eso de las 3 de la mañana salió el artista principal, el que todos esperaban, casi 1000 personas fueron ese día a Baum. Un sótano oscuro repleto de gente, un calor infernal acompañado de la música, de un juego de luces que creaba euforia y éxtasis en sus asistentes. 6 de la mañana, la rumba continuaba y con ella nosotros bailando al ritmo del Techno que tocaba Hernán Cayetano, talento Colombiano.

8 de la mañana hora que cierra Baum, salió el sol, dolían las piernas por bailar,  los bajos del Techno retumbando todavía en la cabeza, la expectativa y el deseo de volver a vivir esta experiencia se fueron con nosotros a casa a descansar.

**Por : Stefanía Montaño- Javier Andrés Rodríguez.**
Coffeeland

Theme tune

**Coffeeland** is a coastal town located in the east of New Sohcahtoa, a district of Sohcahtoa; it is near the boundary with this area and Old Sohcahtoa. The town has a huge obsession with coffee and more than half the shops are coffee-related. There is also a huge cappuccino fountain in the middle of the town square, and an enormous harbour which allows tons of coffee beans to be imported overseas via ships.

Coffeeland's inhabitants are very shaky and hyperactive due to all the caffeine they take in by drinking coffee. They also have to pee often, which is why there is an unusually high number of public toilets scattered around the town. They have an infamous rivalry with the residents of the nearby town of Tealand; they often argue over whether tea or coffee is truly better.

The beaches in Coffeeland are considered beautiful, but are notorious for being covered in coffee beans, particularly outside of the cafés. Sometimes this results in a coffee aroma strong enough to be smelt in Weetoun and Akravtil. Morten Larsen often has dreams of visiting the town, where it looks rather exaggerated compared to its real life counterpart, mostly consisting of giant coffee cups and coffee bean mountains.

A hospital was built in Coffeeland in 2007 due to rising injury rates and to avoid further addition to bad traffic problems in the city of Weetoun, located nearby. Coffeeland formerly had a Fat Mart supermarket which opened in 2014, however many residents became annoyed with the branch selling instant coffee instead of coffee beans. The store was boycotted to the extent where it had to close in January 2016 due to a lack of customers.

## Points of interest

* Coffeeland Town Square
* Coffeeland Harbour
* Coffeeland Primary School
* Coffeeland High School
* Cappuccino Fountain
* Hyperblend Coffee Centre
* From Bean to Cup Coffee Emporium
* Caffè Zero
* Jazz Caffè
* Coffeeland Hospital
CH4 Arena

The **CH4 Arena** (often styled **CH4 arena**) is a large stage located in Dundundun, built in 2003 and opened in 2004 for pop gigs. Conformists are always swarming it and they camp nearby for days to get closest to pop acts, such as will.i.steal and No Direction. Crazy fans have even got on stage in an attempt to hug one of the performers.

Due to chavs destroying all the bins nearby, people hanging around the arena often drop litter and cigarette butts on the ground, making the surrounding area one of the messiest places in Pedia. Many of the arena's cleaners get tired and frustrated about the mess, leading to many of them quitting rather quickly. In February 2017 one of the cleaners became so angry about having to clean up the mess that he randomly started fighting other cleaners, leading to him being fired and arrested.

## Notable performers

* Dundundun Grammar
* 5 Seconds of Suck
* No Direction
* Justin Peeper
* will.i.steal
* All-About-That-Fat
* David Gutterface
* Rebecca Whack
* Cher Avoid
* Big-Eater Brown
* Bay-X
* Justin Timberfake
* Katy Pervy
* Lady Gag-Gag
* Little Bytes
* Kim Karsedashian
* Far East Chopstick Movement
* Korean PSYchopath
* Booze & Glitter Turds
* Jessie Day
* Roll Deep In Your Stones
* N-Dupez
* Icona Poop
* Nicki Skyes
* Riassa
* Ariana Blonde
* Conformist Union
* Bruno Kade
* Calvin Harryris
* Moose
* F-FALL
* Kanyou Eat

## Video game appearances

The CH4 Arena makes an appearance in The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists. When a huge pop music festival held at the arena is making the conformists in Colham even more annoying than usual, Harry Smith considers bombing it, however Edvard Andersson has the idea of sneaking into the arena with his cousins and damaging the recordings the performers lip-sync to, revealing their fake antics. This plan works, ruining the reputation of many pop stars.
Blair & Jack

**Blair & Jack** is a comedy TV series. It is about a gay couple (Blair Jobson and Jack Rowan) who always go up to random people and talk to them or tell jokes. The Black Foot Gang like it, though not as much as they like Zapper Rapper or Horrid Henty.

### Blair Jobson

Blair Jobson (born February 4th 1988) is a homosexual man who lives in Dundundun. He lives with his boyfriend Jack Rowan, who lives in his closet. He is the more confident one out of him and Jack.

### Jack Rowan

Jack Rowan (born May 13th 1989) is a homosexual man who lives in Dundundun. He lives with his boyfriend Blair Jobson, and lives in his closet. He is slightly less confident than Blair, though he still makes jokes sometimes.﻿

## Trivia

* Many fans believe it is a parody of Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World, however Peter Donald confirmed it was a coincidence.
Ekal.io

**ekal.io** is a massively multiplayer strategy game that is popular across Volcanus. Blair Cameron introduced it to Harry Smith and the rest of his friends, who enjoy playing it during class time.

Greg MacInesker also plays the game often, but he keeps getting frustrated when more experienced players such as Thomas Wilkinson overthrow him. When Harry and his friends play against Greg they gang up on him for fun.