A proper wedding/Reunion/Umarak arrives

This is how A proper wedding, Reunion, and Umarak arrives goes in The Toa Meet the Corpse Bride.

[Elsewhere, Gali alerts the other corpses]

Gali: Gather round! Gather round everybody!

[They look up to her]

Gali: Victor and Emily have decided to do this thing properly. So grab what you can and follow us. We're moving this wedding party upstairs.

Zombie: Upstairs? I didn't know we had an upstairs.

Skeleton Boy: Sounds creepy.

Skeleton Girl: Let's go!

Corpses: A wedding, a wedding. We're going to have a wedding.

[Everyone gets ready, but Pohatu stops Victor]

Pohatu: Hold on, Victor. You can't get married looking like that.

Lewa: Only one thing to do. Widows! [whistles]

[The widows appear]

[They begin sewing Victor's suit]

**Group Chorus:**

Wedding, a wedding

We're going to have a wedding

A wedding!

**Spider Chorus:**

The spiders think you're very cute

But goodness knows you need a suit

But have no fears, we're quite adept

We'll have you looking lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yet

A little stitch, a little tuck, some tender loving care

A little thread will fix you up

And we've got plenty as you see

And personally guarantee our quality repairs

A little here, a fix of this

We're going to do our best

When everybody sees you, they will all be quite impressed

They will all be quite impressed

**Zombies:**

A wedding, we're going to have-

**Mrs. Plum:**

A wedding cake is no mistake, it must be quite sublime.

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

We're missing something

**Dead Kitchen Staff #1:**

Try some dust

**Mrs. Plum:**

I wish I had more time

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

Perhaps there's something I can do, these bones might help a bit

**Dead Kitchen Staff #1:**

My nose!

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

Sorry

**Mrs. Plum:**

Wait a minute... that's it!

**Dead Kitchen Staff #1:**

A little that

**Dead Kitchen Staff #2:**

A little this

**Kitchen Chorus:**

The perfect cake is hard to miss

A wedding, a wedding

We're going to have a wedding!

**Soldiers Chorus:**

Huzzah! Huzzah! We're going to have a wedding

Hurray! A wedding! Hurray!

Let's all give out a cheer cause the bride is getting married today!

Hurray!

One thing you can surely say is we will stand beside

Until the end, we will defend our one and only bride

Our bride to be, our bride to be, our lovely Corpse Bride

Huzzah! Hurray! Huzzah! Hurray!

The bride is getting married today

Gali: Okay. I got Mrs. Plum on the wedding cake.

Onua: So far so good.

Lewa: Now we wait for the bride.

Skeleton: Oh, there she is.

General Bonesapart: Here she comes.

[Emily comes down]

Kopaka: Wow.

[Paul tries getting a view when Mayhew grabs him]

[Pohatu helps as the widows put on Emily's wedding veil. Maggot sobs loudly and blows his nose]

Tahu: Off we go to the Land of the Living!

**Female Chorus:**

Ohhhhhh... the bride is here

She's waited for this day for many a year

For this day, for this day

Our hopes and our pride

The bride is here

Here comes the bride...

Here comes the bride...

Here comes the bride... our bride

For this day, for this day will last forever

And all of her friends will work together

To make it the perfect day she's always dreamed

Our hopes and our pride

Our bride, our lovely bride

**Group Chorus:**

We're going to have a party like no-one has ever seen

The living in the land above will not know where they've been

The land above... (the land above)

The party of... (the party of)

The Bride!

Here comes the bride

On this glorious day of days

Up to the Land of the Living to celebrate!

[Everyone marches as we see everyone celebrating Barkis and Victoria's wedding]

Barkis Bittern: Quiet down now, everyone! Thank you. Elegant, cultured, radiant. Victoria has found a husband with all these qualities and more. Ceredpity brought us together and no force on Earth could tear us apart.

[A green fire appears as the guests are frightened. Skeletons arrive as Bonejangles' eye drops on Finis' soup]

Finis Everglot: There's an eye in me soup.

[The guests scream in fear as Barkis hides under the table and Maudeline is afraid of Scraps]

Finis Everglot: Fetch me musket!

Emil: Fetch your own musket! I'm off!

[Paul arrives]

Paul: Coming through. Coming through!

Maggot: Excuse me, you don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.

Bonejangles: Hey, hold on there! I love a woman with meat on her bones. [cackles]

Maudeline Everglot: Finis, who invited these people? They must be from your side of the family.

Finis Everglot: Certainly not. Why, if my Grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave.

Grandfather Everglot: Finis, where do you keep the spirits?

[They run in fear as we cut outside]

Town crier: In other news, the dead walk the earth!

[The dead corner the living]

Gertrude: Get back! Don't try to sneak up on me! I'll give you such a wallop!

[Everyone is scared, but a boy walks up to his deceased grandfather]

Boy: Grandpa?

[Scissorhead hugs his grandson as Gertrude wallops Alfred]

Gertrude: Bounder!

Alfred: Sweetie pie!

Gertrude: Monster!

Alfred: Buttercup!

Gertrude: Cad!

Alfred: Gertrude!

Gertrude: Alfred? Oh, you've been dead for fifteen years.

Alfred: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a care.

[The living reunite with their departed ones]

[Barkis comes back up]

Barkis Bittern: Wait. That's it. We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here.

Victoria Everglot: Money? What money?

Barkis Bittern: Your dowry. It's my right!

Victoria Everglot: But my parents don't have any money. It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.

Barkis Bittern: Th-- The poorhouse?! [grabs her] You're lying. It isn't true. Tell me that you're lying!

Victoria Everglot: Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis? [punches him] Well, perhaps in disappointment, we are perfectly matched. [walks away]

[Umarak appears out of the shadows]

Umarak: Emily! Where are you?

[He enters the mansion and sees the mess]

Umarak: Seems a piece of work from your family's money, eh?

Victoria Everglot: Money? What money?

Umarak: Your dowry. Hello?

Victoria Everglot: But my parents don't have any money. It's my marriage to Lord Barkis that would save them from the poorhouse.

Umarak: Oh. Well, I came here searching for my undead bride.

Victoria Everglot: [gasps] She's the dead woman!

Umarak: You know her?

Victoria Everglot: I saw her, a corpse, standing in my room with Victor and the Toa.

Umarak: The Toa? The Toa are here? How is that possible?

Victoria Everglot: I have to help them. How do you know of her?

Umarak: My bride and I share a split heart. We're different species, but two halves of the same life force. Even across the village, I sensed when she emerged from the dead.

[Inside the mansion, Makuta appears in flames]

Makuta: You know what you must do.

Barkis Bittern: Right. That's it. I'm going to take whatever money I can and get out of here.

Makuta: If the money is to be yours, you must murder a wealthy woman.

Barkis Bittern: Then I'll kill the Water Toa and steal her dowry. It's my right!

Makuta: Do not underestimate her power, Bittern. You are cunning, but she is strong.

Barkis Bittern: Strong?! She's weak! I'll murder her, proving that she's weak!

Makuta: Do what you will, but do not fail.

[He disappears as Bittern growls in anger]

[Outside, Umarak sees what's happening]

Umarak: Let's find out where they're going.

[They go out and see that they're going to the church]

Pastor Galswells: Begone, ye demons from the shadows! Back to the void from whence you came! You shall not enter here! Back! Back!

Corpse: Keep it down, we're in a church.

Skeleton: Evening.

[They enter inside as Galswells drops his stick]