Asherpate's cars series 5 episode 16: 1997 Pepsi 400

Sadly, Jeff Gorvette only lead 1 lap, and Jonathan Melter wins.

## Transcript

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok, you're starting in 4th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Looks like I'm on a roll today!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the Pepsi 400 is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 4)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, Johnacrap Melter! (does a bump-n-run on Johnnathan Melter)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette doe the bump-n-run on Johnnathan Melter to take the lead!

Johnathn Melter: What is happening!

Jeff Gorvette: You can't catch me! (speeds away laughing)

Johnathan Melter: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is the new car leading this race!

Ned Carrett: And if he wins this race, then he will win a second Daytona victory in a ROW!

Spike: I agree with you, Ned!

Johnathan Metler: THAT'S IT! I'm talking the lead away!

(Johnathan goes to the inside, but Jeff blocks him)

Ken Squier: Johnathan Melter tries to get back in the lead, but Jeff blockes him as they come through turn 3!

Jeff Gorvette: Seeya later, sucker!

Johnathan Melter: (pushes Jeff Gorvette) You can't be winning this race! Can you!!? (speeds away)

Jeff Gorvette: HEY! I'M FASTER THAN YOU!

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Johnathan pushes Jeff out of the way! AND HE TAKES THE LEAD!

(lap 125)

(Jeff Gorvette makes contact with Kyle Trackson)

Ned Carrett: OH! Jeff and Kyle made contact! And they both go around!

Spike: The caution comes out again!

Ken Squier: Looks like they're both still in the race!

Kyle Trackson: WHAT THE (English Yee) WAS THAT JEFF?! YOU (Dolphin Censor) IDIOT!

Jeff Gorvette: HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE GONE LOW! YOU SHOULD (Popeye Toot) DRIVE TO YOUR GARAGE!

Kyle Trackson: YOU (Triggered) IDIOT! (Seal Bark) THIS! WHAT A (Uncle Noah Boat Horn) THING YOU SAID! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO ANGRY LIKE THIS IN MY **LIFE!** (You Kid) IDIOTS!

Ray Reverham (angry): JEFF! STOP ARGUING WITH KYLE TRACKSON!

Track Tires (angry): That's right! Kyle, there's no reason to argu with Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm sorry cheif, but I just made contact with Kyle Trackson! I need to pit!

Ray Reverham: Ok! Looks like you need to change some tires!

Kyle Trackson: Why are you punishing me to go home!

Track Tires crew cheif (still angry): Because it looks like you got into Jeff Gorvette, and you could have get killed. And arguing with Jeff is worse! Drive to your hauler!

(Kyle is forced to go home in his garage)

(lap 156)

Johnny Blamer: Can't pass me! Cause I am gonna win!

Johnathan Melter: HA! A spy! (turns Johnny Blamer)

Johnny Blamer: I'M NOT A SPY! (hits W.J. Lights)

Ken Squier: It's lap 156, and... OH! We have a crash! Trouble on turn 1! Johnny Blamer taking out W.J Lights and Alloy Wilson, and HARD he goes into the wall!

Spike: He took out Ponchy Wipeout and Klint Shiftirght too!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over.

Johnny Blame: AGAIN? (cries) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Johnathan Melter wins...

Ned, Pinkie and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnathan Melter: HA HA HA!

Crusty Rotor: Johnathan Melter! How dare you won the race!

Dale Earnahrdt: Yeah!

Johnathan Melter: You are a bunch of suckers!

Eugene Carbureski: Seeya!

(Johnathan and Eugene leave)