1975 RPM 500

The **1975 RPM 500** is a Jacksonville The race was won by Drive. There was a huge crash on lap 498. Junior Moon tragically crash this race.

## Transcript

### Alexander Shields' Blow his Tire

* Junior Moon: I got you, Pepe Le.
* Drive Parkerson: Oh, Junior Moon.
* Junior Moon: Hey, it's me, America. (Junior Moon Bumps Drive Parkerson) Yeah, I'm here.
* Drive Parkerson: You have spilled my macchiato.
* Ned: Look at Girard in the 21.
* Steve: He's made that car three lanes wide, but he's still fast.
* Drive Parkerson: No, no, no, my friend. This way also closed. Not this way.
* Junior Moon: Lucius, what's he doing? He's everywhere at once.
* Smokey: Guy's dangerous, Junior. He's like a cobra. Back off!
* Junior Moon: Where's Alexander? I need a little support here!
* Alexander Shields: Tell Junior I'm on my way. (Alexander's Blows a Tire) Ahhh! DAWN IT!!
* Subway Race Fans: OHHH!!!!!!
* Smokey: Hey, Junior, listen. Alexander blew out his tire. You have no backup. Back off!

### Junior Moon Crash

* Junior Moon: I ain't backing off. I'm Junior Moon, I'm the best there is.
* Smokey: He's too good, Junior. Lay off!
* Steve: Moon's boxed in. There's nowhere to go there.
* Ken: He's gonna try the outside move again. I don't know if it's gonna work.
* Junior Moon: Come on!
* Ned: Moon moves to the outside. Not a lot of room. He's in the wall! Moon is sliding, slamming into the wall.
* Junior Moon: YOU MEAN WHITE AND RED CAR!! (pushes Drive Parkerson)
* Drive Parkerson: Oh no! WHOOAAA!!!
* Nitroade Race Fans: OHHHH!!!
* Robert Hicks: THAT IT JUNIOR!!! (pushes Junior Moon)
* Ken: He's AIRBORNE!
* Junior Moon: Yep. I'm flying through the air. This is not good. \*Crash and Flips 17\* AHHH!!!!!!! \*Hit Randy Lawson, Paul Johnson, Robert Racelott, Patrick Rodcap, Tyler Motorkrass, Skipper Car and Manny Armstrong\*
* Mark Moon: OH OH WHOAA!
* Dash Moon: Peaches and cream!
* Ned: The car comes to rest in a big cloud of smoke. Junior Moon appears to be okay... but that Nitroade car is drink.
* Lee Weathers: Fantastic.
* Alexander Shields: OH NO! JUNIOR MOON!!!
* Drive Parkerson: So Long Sucker!
* Smokey: It's okay, guys, it's just a wreck. Junior can handle it.

### Junior Moon Fire

* Ned: Now, that's one of the nastiest wrecks you'll ever see.
* Bob: It's all right. You're safe. You're safe. We got you. We're here.
* Junior Moon: I'm on fire.
* Bob: It's all right. It's all right, you're not on fire!
* Junior Moon: You're lying! I'm on fire!
* Bob: There is no fire.
* Junior Moon: I'm on fire. I don't wanna die.
* Bob: Come back here.
* Ned: But something looks wrong. I mean, he's running around like he's on fire?
* Junior Moon: Oh, No! Help me! I don't wanna die! Stop, drop, and spin!
* Bob: You're not on fire, Junior Moon!
* Junior Moon: I'm on fire!
* Gordon: You're not on fire.
* Steve: But I'm not even sure he even knows where he's at right now.
* Ned: This makes us all realize the kind of pressure these drivers are under.
* Bob: Mr. Moon, come on down here.
* Junior Moon: Help me, Johnson! Help me, Johnson! Help me, AAAHHHHH! Help me, Doc Hudson!
* Steve: But how did he get down to his tires that fast?
* Junior Moon: Doc Hudson, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
* Ned: Look. Here, help's coming.
* Ken: Wait a minute!
* Ned: It's Alexander Shields.
* Alexander Shields: Oh, No! Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend! I got you! I got you, man! I'll help you!
* Ned: He's jumping on Ricky, trying to put the nonexistent fire out.
* Ken: Now, that's a teammate right there. This is going downhill fast.
* Steve: It would be a great time to go to commercial break.
* Junior Moon: Help me, Oprah Winfrey!
* Ken: You know, Ned, there's good days in racing, and there's bad days. Junior Moon just had himself a bad day.

## Results

1. Drive Parkerson (500 laps)
2. Robert Hicks (500 laps)
3. Bill Clark (500 laps)
4. Elsa Haruno (500 laps)
5. Strip Weathers (500 laps)
6. Zoey Lewis (500 laps)
7. Charles Hudson (500 laps)
8. Rob Hudson (500 laps)
9. Ronald Oaks (500 laps)
10. Ellie Shiftright (500 laps)
11. Zeke Carbureski (500 laps)
12. Dillan OverSkar (500 laps)
13. Buzz Mixon (500 laps)
14. Junior Moon 499 laps (Crash)
15. Randy Lawson 499 laps (Crash)
16. Paul Johnson 499 laps (Crash)
17. Robert Racelott 499 laps (Crash)
18. Patrick Rodcap 499 laps (Crash)
19. Tyler Motorkrass 499 laps (Crash)
20. Bobby Carsac 499 laps (Crash)
21. Skipper Car 499 laps (Crash)
22. Manny Armstrong 499 laps (Crash)
23. Sam Mingo 499 laps (Fatal Crash)
24. Alexander Shields 467 laps (Blows a Tire)

## Crash Footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYvbtfD0Fqo From 2:29 to 6:34