New Reign

In this Our World story, Mr. Blip explains the beginning of his candy obsession (and a couple other aspects of leading his cult).

This is a transcript from Discord.

## Story

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[narrator is Blip] THANK YOU ALL FOR TUNING IN! Today we take a peek back in time to when I was a wee avvie! I had just taken over the IGN and was going through the things in my new office. Let’s take a look at what happens, shall we?

Jack:
“Who are you talking to?”

My adoring audience of course!

Jack:
*Jack nods acknowledging the crazy.*

Anyway… Onto the story!

Blip:
*Blip is digging through drawers in the desk in the aforementioned office.* “AH! I SEE! Mr. Lipman has a grand collection of caramel candies!” *Blip takes one out and pops it in his mouth.*

My younger self was just about to experience the wonder of sugar for the FIRST TIME!

Blip:
“AH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! This is WONDERFUL!!!!! A MASTERPIECE! A–”

That’s when I was interrupted by a member of my cult, walking in the office.

Cult Member:
“Master? Is there anything I can do for you?”

Blip:
“Master?!? Where?” *Blip looks around, frantically.*

Cult Member:
“I… was talking about you.”

Blip:
“OH! That’s right! I am the leader now.”

Cult Member:
“Is… there anything I can do?”

Blip:
“Hrmmm… First! Don’t call me master. Call me… Mister B-lipman. No, wait, BLIP! That’s it! It’s perfect!”

Cult Member:
“Mister Blip? Are you sure, master?”

Blip:
“Absolutely! Second! Take off your hood.”

Cult Member:
“Wha? What do you mean? We dare not show our faces in the master’s presence!”

Blip:
“I’m the new leader, I make the new rules!”

Cult Member:
“O-okay…” *Cult Member pulls their hood off to reveal…*

Charlotte:
“...”

Blip:
“Huh. Now why would you want to hide a face as cute as yours?”

Charlotte:
“WHA?--I? We were told never to… show our faces… It’s what Infinite would have wanted… or at least that’s what Nathaniel always said.”

Blip:
“Well. As my first order of business, I now christen this weird cult the INFINITUS GLITCHIUS NATIONALIA!”

Charlotte:
“What does that mean?”

Blip:
“Absolutely NOTHING! It just looks fancy on paper! Your name, by the way?”

Charlotte:
“Erm… Charlotte. Mathers.”

Blip:
“Well, my dear Charlotte. There is something else you can do for me.”

Charlotte:
“Yes sir?”

Blip:
“Let your fellow coworkers know that Tuesdays will from now on be known as Caramel Tuesdays! Candy for everyone!!!”

Charlotte:
*Charlotte stares wide-eyed.*
“Right away, sir!”

Blip:
“Y’know what. Just call me Blip. Okay?”

Charlotte:
“Alright… Blip?”
*Charlotte leaves the office.*

Blip:
*Blip sits down in his chair.* “Huh. Charlotte Mathers…”

AND IT WAS ON THAT DAY that the young me discovered two things in this world he couldn’t live without…
Jack? Were you listening to my story? JAAAAAACK!!!

Jack:
“Oh, yeah. Nice story. Uh one question. What *was* your first candy?”

THAT was THE point OF the STORY! CARAMEL!

Jack:
“...Are you saying you want me to make caramel? I mean I can…”

No I–Wait WHAAAAAAT?!?

Jack:
“Gonna need a few things…”

Why was I not aware of this?!?

Jack:
“I mean, I usually just make sweets around Christmas and holidays… Makes the day more special.”

AH! I WOULD LOVE TO TRY YOUR CARAMELS, JACK.

Jack:
“Well then. TO THE KITCHEN!”

Anti-Narrator:
Since it seems Blip is busy, I’ll do the closing narration! Seems Blip has an eventful past! And we haven’t even scratched the surface! Are Jack’s caramels REALLY as good as they say? All in due time, so stay tuned, to OUR WORLD!

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## Characters

*In order of appearance:*

* Blip
* Charlotte Mathers
* Jack Beakton

## Participants

* Captainclay55
* GasglowJones