Shitty G

## Lyrics

[Intro: Benatar & *Shitty G*]

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel

Two middle fingers in the air

I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G

But I don't really care

*Ain't nobody quite like me*

*'Cause my name is Shitty G*

*Ain't nobody quite like me*

Shitty, *Shitty*, G, *G*

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

Let me tell you about my main man Shitty G

He never lived in the city he's from the middle of Tennessee

He's got a wife she's morbidly obese

While Shitty sits at Denny's sipping 40's of Ol' E

No toilet in his trailer, he'll piss on the street

Shitty G would bite your style but he's missing some teeth

Rockin' white beaters with pit stains

Shitty's so humble— *"Yo, I'm the shit, man"*

[Verse 2: Benatar]

King of the trailer park, thinks he's hard as nails

Front yard lookin' like a junk yard sale

Rollin' 'round on a ridin' mower, mouth full of chew

Sippin' on Jack Daniels mixed with Mountain Dew

Always runnin' from the cops getting charged with theft

They want him behind bars but he's hard to catch

Always hustlin' somethin', his hands are never clean

Plus, he's got the worst tattoos that you've ever seen

[Chorus: Benatar & *Shitty G*]

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel

Two middle fingers in the air

I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G

But I don't really care

*Ain't nobody quite like me*

*'Cause my name is Shitty G*

*Ain't nobody quite like me*

Shitty, *Shitty*, G, *G*

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]

Catch him drinking cans of Busch Light, smoking New Ports

Bumping Toby Keith and Too Short (woo!)

He grows his own reefer, steals cables from his neighbors

You can always smell the vapors from the meth lab in his trailer

He thinks he's bad just like his credit

He's got a sugar mama but Shitty is diabetic

He's got a poster of Federline, his hero

He'll drink a box of wine and say, *"What up, my negro?!"*

[Chorus: Benatar & *Shitty G*]

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel

Two middle fingers in the air

I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G

But I don't really care

*Ain't nobody quite like me*

*'Cause my name is Shitty G*

*Ain't nobody quite like me*

Shitty, *Shitty*, G, *G*

[Interlude: Shitty G]

Alright, man, here I go

Y'all ain't never heard rhymes like these

I'm about to spit more fire than illegal Chinese fireworks

Alright, here we go

[Verse 4: Shitty G]

Why you missing with me? I'm freaking awesome

I got so many hoes but I can't exactly call them

'Cause I didn't pay my phone bill, instead I bought some reefer

When my album drops, you homos will be believers

And I'ma build a studio when I get my settlement from

An ol' car wreck, and I'm going to buy a Confederate

Flag for my bedroom, that shit is stupid cool

And y'all won't laugh when I graduate from computer school

It's freakin' embarrassin' when I tell my Mexican friends they need to speak American

I got speakers for my beats

They're in my car propped up against my baby seat

And I'm gonna make it crack this year

Drinking 30 packs working on my rap career

You laugh, but this ain't no joke

I'm out here reppin' on the streets for all the country folks

[Chorus: Benatar & *Shitty G*]

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel

Two middle fingers in the air

I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G

But I don't really care

*Ain't nobody quite like me*

*'Cause my name is Shitty G*

*Ain't nobody quite like me*

Shitty, *Shitty*, G, *G*