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The Halloween Franchise

“**The Halloween Franchise**” is the twenty-fifth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*With the magic of Halloween still lingering in the air, a particularly defeated Pat and Joe discuss the entire “Halloween” franchise, from the classic John Carpenter original through the upcoming Danny McBride remake.*

## Before The Film

* Second take of this podcast, the sound on the original was hopelessly garbled. They've already eaten a meal with Hollywood's David Krumholtz and had some strong drinks.
* Pat was mauled by a dog outside Joe's apartment.
* On With The Joe!: W-i-t-h t-h-e- Jooooe!, old timey radio feel.
* Pat played the John Ritter role in Noises Off! onstage and John Candy in Delirious discussion.
* Favorite movie gags:
	+ "Schmuck" - Jerry Orbach
	+ Guy knocks service person out and next scene is wearing their clothes.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Pat still watching the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm
* He's also watched up to episode 6 of Stranger Things. Joe's finished it and cried.
* A segue into their dinner at Damon's Steak House with David Krumholtz
	+ Krumholtz orders the steak medium rare. Joe orders the pork chop "NOT medium rare". A huge swing and a huge miss.
	+ Joe starts the meal with a slice of blueberry cheesecake.
	+ The gator bites.
	+ Joe was pressured into smoking weed before the meal.
	+ Andy Dick, bad man, hit on a writer on Pat's show a few years back.
	+ The origins of the Sam Elliot imitation ("Do you want some corn?" in the movie Grandma).

* Joe recommends the season 5 or 6 premiere episode of Perfect Strangers where Larry lies about skating.

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Pat recommends John Carpenter's Anthology on vinyl.
* The Order: 1866 on PS4.

## The Film

* Pat thinks there's one classic movie in the entire franchise (Halloween 1) and one above average movie in the entire franchise (also Halloween 1). It's not a great franchise.
* Joe says he's being harsh and that Halloween 1 is a good movie, but has a lot of flaws. He prefers 2.
* Ken Hanley thinks 3 is the best one.
* It's never been a good idea to say something is caused by an ancient curse, it's a very Stephen King thing to do.
* Pat goes over his appearance in the TV show Roadies.
* Joe's horror character ranking: Freddy Krueger first, Pinhead second.
* Joe, why did you tell Jeremy Piven to do what he did?
* Christopher Lloyd as Han Solo.
* The worst movie is Halloween: Resurrection.
Pat's Movie Corner 1

## Episode Description

*Oh, hello! As promised, I am going to start doing \*bonus\* bonus eps of the pod, sort of a spinoff if you will. This will be a solo Pat's Movie Corner, at least once a month, where I can talk about the pictures I see without DeRosa breathing down my neck. I hope you enjoy it! This month I'm talking "El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie," Timothee Chalamet in "The King," Pedro Almodovar's latest "Pain and Glory," and modern classic "In Bruges". Oh, also at one point in my "King" discussion I refer to the Henry V character Flagstaff. I meant Falstaff. Flagstaff is a city in Arizona.*

## Movies Reviewed

* El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
* The King
* Pain and Glory
* In Bruges
The People Under the Stairs

"**The People Under the Stairs**" is the fourteenth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe discuss what they did on Halloween, address some dicks on the facebok page, and then jump into Pat's Movie Corner to talk: Eighth Grade, the new Sandler special, RBG, and Fade to Black. Then the guys talk 1991's "The People Under the Stairs"!*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: INXS - Don't Change
* Joe met up with Julian McCullough and his fiancé Meg, who did their zombie make-up, and they went out drinking at The Roost and The Bigfoot Lodge.
* Pat worked until 8:45, came home, made a bowl of grapes, and fell asleep at the table, no trick or treaters showed up.
* Facebook drama: Ed Moskovitz calls the boys lazy and entitled to have a Patreon. Joe is not happy, neither is Pat, for people assuming the show is easy and you just talk into a microphone.
* Pat met two Hellions dressed as Wayne and Garth who contribute twice to the Patreon!

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Eighth Grade (Pat)
* Joe watched Shocker, but they're gonna hold off on that one...
* Every Other Day Is Halloween (Joe)
* Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh (Pat)
	+ Discussion of modern comedy and how it feels the need to be important and dramatic.
* RBG (Pat)
* Fade to Black (Joe)

## ScreamNN News Psycho

* They're making a sequel to Labyrinth.
* Why'd they abandon the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo franchise?

## The Film

* Wes Craven was working on a TV adaptation of The People Under the Stairs when passed.
* Stars the woman from Twin Peaks who was in the worst subplot in TV history (the Venetian blinds).
* Pat says it's got incredible performances and great social commentary, though not necessarily scary.
* Joe thinks it's not a good movie, he's checked out when the people under the stairs are nice kids. But it is an original film.
* Joe's hog is sideways, Pat's hog is at 2 o'clock.
Black Christmas (2019)

"Black Christmas (2019)" is the forty-second episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Who the heck needs a white Christmas when you can have a black one? Well, plenty of us if the Black Christmas being referred to is this 2019 stinker! Talk about a yule LOG! Folks...*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (Joe)
* Tenet (Pat)
* My 5 Wives (Joe)
* Twins (Pat)
Pat's Solo Movie Corner May 2022

## Episode Description

*Pat talks about the state of comedy, the state of his mind, and movies ha-plenty! Buckle up, buttercup, it's showtime!*

## Before The Reviews

* Pat discusses his name, the fertile void, and the songs he listened to during Living Biblically (I'm Not Wrong by Fleetwood Mac), Two Broke Girls (Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money, Take Me Joe-me Tonight!), The Cool Kids (podcasts), and the current job (Tender by Blur).
* Pat gives us an update on his life, it's sad to hear. We love you Patty.

## Movies Reviewed

* Ricky Gervais: SuperNature
	+ Pat gives a few thoughts on modern comedy.
* A Thin Line Between Love and Hate
* Armed And Dangerous
* Mr. Mom
* The Deep Blue Sea
* Nitram
* Black Sunday
* Anthopophagus
* Nosferatu
* Nosferatu the Vampyre
* Housebound
* The Loneliest Planet
Color Out of Space

"Color Out of Space" is the thirty-second episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*We know you love binging the pod, but hopefully you left some space for our episode on Color Out Of Space! Cage rage! Body horror! Lovecraft! What more could a horror fan want? Well, plenty, but we’re off to a good start here.*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Mother (Pat)
* Back to School (Joe)
* Cobra Kai (Pat)
* Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 10 (Joe)
* Hellraiser 2 (Pat)
* I'm Thinking of Ending Things (Pat)
* Defending Your Life (Joe)
Freddy vs. Jason

“**Freddy vs. Jason**” is the fifteenth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*It's Joe Vs Pat Vs Freddy Vs Jason as they dig into the "Heat" of monster movies, "Freddy Vs Jason." They also dig into your comments, the sociopaths of "My Best Friend's Wedding," and much much more!*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: It scares the dog.
* The non-drinking month is in week 1. Pat panics about the expiration date of his weed card.
* After saying no one enjoys the political discourse on the show, Pat gets 10 tweets saying they do. And a critical one, to which Joe says "Fuck you!"
* The "By the Sea" ringtone has Joe singing "Fuck the world!"
* Surveys after customer service phone calls.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* My Best Friend's Wedding (Pat)
	+ Tarantino's favorite movie of the year!
	+ Everyone's a psychopath, it's a non-laugh track Seinfeld
* God's Pocket (Joe)
* Mr. Mercedes (Pat, not officially stated)
* Rick and Morty (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Joe has received the Creepshow 2 double vinyl

## The Film

* Pat unwraps his Friday the 13th Blu-Ray collection, then checks online and sees it's worth $800 wrapped.
* They keep them apart until a conclusion where they punch each other on a dock.
* Kelly Rowland said there's a scene where she and Freddy get into a fight that's hilarious, so Joe knows it'll be the worst movie of all time.
* Joe didn't like it in the theater, but then he bought it, watched the extras, and liked it with a new perspective.
* Has Joe's favorite Jason sequence, but some of Freddy's lowest points (the pot worm, dark meat, "then they forgot me and that's a bitch!", pinball gag).
* Friday the 13th remake has the best Jason kill (sleeping bag over fire) other than Jason X (liquid nitrogen).
* The soundtrack sucks.
* Pat does a quick Scary Stuff contribution with "Coma Girl" by Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros
* Monica Keena shacking up with Eddie Furlong.
* Pat asks if Joe could have any characters in movie history duke it out, who would he pick? Joe says he's had it, Batman vs. Superman. Pat picks Kevin from Home Alone and the devil from Devil's Advocate. Joe also picks Anakin Skywalker vs. ROTJ Luke Skywalker.
* The Facebook page has reached 400 members!
Pat's October 2022 Solo Movie Corner!

## Episode Description

*Pat talks Blonde, brunettes, Bridesmaids, Donnie Darko, the TRUE horror that is dating, and more! Snap into it! Oooooooo yea!*

## Before The Reviews

* Live from the Americana parking lot!
* Pat's issues with his iPhone customer service, it's not like Grandma's coffee pot.
* Shoutout to unnamed Hellion who works at the Barnes & Noble in the Grove!
* Getting back out there and the problems you encounter.

## Movies Reviewed

* Blonde
* Amsterdam
* Donnie Darko
* Bridesmaids
The Outsider

"**The Outsider"** is the twentieth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*As Pat says on this very episode, "As all of us are trapped inside, here we discuss The Outsider!" OK, that's not the exact wording he uses, but you'll see he says something along those lines. Enjoy!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Unorthodox (Pat)
* Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill (Joe)
* Hollywood (Pat)
* Patton Oswalt: I Love Everything (Joe)
* Little Fires Everywhere (Pat)
* Hannah Gadsby: Douglas (Joe)
John Candy Tribute

"**John Candy Tribute**" is the thirty-first episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Joe and Pat pay tribute to the great John Candy in honor of the 25th anniversary of his passing. In Pat's Movie Corner: Ideal Home, Adjust Your Tracking, Super Troopers 2, Monty Python's Best Bits (Mostly), Conan Without Borders, and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941).*

## Before The Film

* Thanks to Liz Sheldon for recommending they do this episode!
* Joe answered the door today in a loose towel, Harvey Weinstein style
* Joe will be singing Santeria on Guilty Pleasures. Pat would sing Selena Gomez's Same Old Love and Carly Rae Jepsen's Cut To The Feel.
* RIP Luke Perry and King Kong Bundy.
* $1,000 Patreon level: you, Pat, and Joe fly to Houston for the Stormy Daniels stand-up show.
* On With The Joe!: Take 2, Pat had to re-do his shitty first take with a less shitty one.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Ideal Home (Pat)
* Adjust Your Tracking (Joe)
	+ John Oliver screaming
* Super Troopers 2 (Pat)
* Monty Python's Best Bits (mostly) (Joe)
	+ "These fucking guys are not funny" - Joe. Same with 70's SNL. But current SNL is the worst.
* Conan Without Borders (Pat)
* Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941) (Joe)
* Pat reads Peter Travers' tweet on Captain Marvel, 4 out of 5 stars, which starts a Marvel rant.

## The Film

* Pat's mom told him about Candy's death the way you'd say your grandfather died.
* SCTV holds up and is comedy now, the boys tell their favorite sketches.
* Breakthrough role was The Blues Brothers and no one was doing that comedy.
* He was Mawg in Spaceballs the same year he was in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
* They love Harry Crumb, Pat's angry there were no sequels.
* Pat thought he'd get yanked out of the movie theater when Macaulay Culkin curses in Uncle Buck.
* Nothing but Trouble ended everyone's careers, Pat's seen it ten times.
* Only The Lonely is an underrated gem.
* His last movie (Wagon's East!) and Farley's last movie (Almost Heroes) were similar.
* Few people who work around the clock like that don't have an addiction.
* Candy loved weed and baked a Thanksgiving turkey with weed in it.
Pat's Solo Memorial Day Movie Corner

## Episode Description

*Pat goes through the complete filmography of Mel Brooks and a bunch of other flicks!*

## Movies Reviewed

* Desus & Mero
* The Producers
* The Twelve Chairs
* Blazing Saddles
* Young Frankenstein
* Silent Movie
* High Anxiety
* History of the World, Part I
* Spaceballs
* Life Stinks
* Robin Hood: Men in Tights
* Dracula: Dead and Loving It
* The Sparks Brothers
* Fried Barry
* Drive, He Said
* The Train
* Bride of Re-Animator
* Hunger
* In Search of Darkness: Part II
* Foxes
* Breathless
* Always Shine
* The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
Promising Young Woman

"Promising Young Woman" is the fifty-second episode of the sixth season of We'll See You in Hell.

## Episode Description

*The title of this flick could refer to so many people...the writer / director, the star, the main character...it's an endless array of options and talent in this (figurative) balls to the wall thriller! Tune in to hear the boys talk about the woman...the PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN!*
Pat's August 2023 Solo Movie Corner

## Episode Description

Pat survived the hurricane and is ready to talk about the new Ninja Turtles, Theater Camp, Little Richard, Tom Jones, karaoke, Billy Bob Thornton, One False Move, pandemic memory loss, and butt sweat.

## Before The Reviews

* The trip to the desert with Pat's high school friends and families.
* Pat's karaoke songs
* Tom Jones - The Young New Mexican Puppeteer
* Taylor Swift
* Pat got dumped after two dates with a woman he was set up with by someone he met at a trivia night
* The Alvvays concert butt sweat story
* Analyzing yourself and how it affects dating
* Tired of being horny at this age (During the Theater Camp review)
* Pandemic era memory loss (During the One False Move review)

## Movies Reviewed

* Theater Camp
* Little Richard: I Am Everything
* Sling Blade
* One False Move
* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Event Horizon

"**Event Horizon**" is the thirteenth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks! This week Joe and Pat take on sci-fi horror film "Event Horizon"! In Pat's Movie Corner: Tourist Trap, Creeped Out, Sleepaway Camp, The Witch in the Window, Rabid, and Hip-Hop Revolution.*

## Before The Film

* Pat thinks he should take over the intro based on how sloppy Joe's is.
* Joe's never seen Newsradio. It's the kind of show Pat aspires to make.
* On With The Joe!: Led Zeppelin - D'Yer Mak'er
* Pat met up with a friend from 7th grade, who is a film editor obsessed with old school hip hop and horror movies, Joe would love him! He showed Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 to Pat, which traumatized him.
* An exotic dancer reveals the filthiest customer she ever had (Michael C. Hall).
* Joe loves Rock Around the Clock and owns a Bill Haley record.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Pat's watching the Joe Bob Briggs Shudder Marathon
* Tourist Trap (Pat)
* Creeped Out (Joe)
	+ Pat sings "The House With The Clock In Its Walls" like Morrissey.
	+ Memories of The Peanut-Butter Solution.
* Sleepaway Camp (Pat)
	+ Pat saw it years ago in NJ with a woman he eventually made love to. Is that why he loved it?
* The Witch in the Window (Joe)
* Rabid (Pat)
	+ It moved slow so Pat skipped forward to Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, whose VHS cover brought delightful pleasures as a teenager.
* Hip-Hop Evolution (Joe)

## New Psycho

* Freddy Krueger in The Goldbergs.
* Preachy Twitter people. But the boys can't leave social media.

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb for Xbox 360 or PS2.

## The Film

* Paramount execs told the director he had 4 weeks to edit because James Cameron didn't have Titanic ready yet and they needed a big summer release. They hated the finished edit and said to cut half hour of gore, then it bombed critically and commercially.
* Pat saw this along in a triple feature with Private Parts and The Return of the Jedi rerelease in 1997. He thought nothing of it then and upon rewatch, he could not have been more bored.
* Joe really liked the film, thought it was a different take on space and it was creepy and weird.
* Paramount destroyed the additional half hour of film from the original cut and the director lost his VHS copy of it.
* It is better than the shit horror being made at the same time.
* Shoutouts.
Pat's July 2022 SMC!

## Episode Description

*Pat talks Cameron Crowe, Cammy Diaz, Wild Things, mood swings, and more!*

## Before The Reviews

* Lena Dun-ham and Lena Denim.
* Your boy Patty Walsh is now your man Patrick Walsh.
* Karate chop to the taint if you step to Patrick Walsh.
* Patrick is ready to return to LA and Get Happy!!
* The reason for the Penthouse Forum letter last week: horniness.
* Time jump! It's now a month after Patrick recorded that intro and he's doing 10 times better.

## Movies Reviewed

* Pink Flamingos
* Love Jones
	+ Criterion is making it right by releasing more films by black filmmakers.
	+ Brief tangent on the sexiness of Wild Things.
	+ 30:46 - Patrick sneezes. He also mentions the recaps that you're reading now!
* Vanilla Sky
	+ There was a five year stretch where if you have cum in your movie, you call Cammy.
	+ Why isn't Cameron Crowe's Roadies, starring Patrick Walsh as Ben Frywater, streaming anywhere?
* Belle du Jour
* The Rehearsal (episode 2)
Make a Cool Hairdo, Styleping

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## Broadcast

### Air date

December 28th, 2022

**"Make a Cool Hairdo, Styleping"** is the sixteenth episode of Secret Catch! Teenieping, and is the ninety-fourth episode of the Catch! Teenieping series altogether. It introduces Styleping.

## Synopsis

*Romi is having a bad hair day! The Teeniepings advise her to go to Harmony Town's hair salon, and she comes face-to-face with Styleping! She's ready to catch her, but Vivi the hairdresser won't allow her!*

## Summary

#### Magic used

* Romi: transformed into Princess Solaris with Nanaping.
* Styleping: TBD

## Characters

### Major

* Romi / Princess Solaris
* Royal Teeniepings: TBD
* Styleping
Pat's September 2021 Solo Movie Corner

## Episode Description

*Can’t Hardly Wait, Sid & Nancy, The Town, Bruce Willis’ dong and more!*

## Movies Reviewed

* Can't Hardly Wait
* Sid and Nancy
* The Town
* Eye for an Eye
* Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
* Play Misty for Me
* Color of Night
* Light Sleeper
* The Keep
* The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded
* The Other Two
* Happy Birthday to Me
* Elvira's 40th Anniversary, Very Scary, Very Special, Special
Midsommar

"**Midsommar**" aka *September EP 2* is the second episode of Season 6 of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*For episode two this month we conquer MIDSOMMAR. It's an Ari Aster picture...so that means the boys will vehemently disagree...and maybe even yell a bit.*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Minding the Gap (Pat)
* Swamp Thing (2019 TV Series) (Joe)
* I Love You, Now Die: The Commonwealth V. Michelle Carter (Pat)
* Batman: Gotham By Gaslight (Joe)
* The Dead Don't Die (Pat)
* Life After Flash (Joe)
Pat's June 2022 Solo Movie Corner

## Episode Description

*Pat talks 70s rock, power ballads, a little about movies, and a lot about humping in a national park.*

## Before The Reviews

* Pat sings Heart power ballads (including Alone as How Do I Get You A-Joe-ne).
* Pat is doing better due to listening to playlists on the Bose Soundlink Flex situated in a glass bowl.
* Pat makes love to the listener in a national park surrounded by six Swedish people. It gets a little blue!

## Movies Reviewed

* Good Luck to You, Leo Grande
* Top Gun: Maverick
* Halftime
* Fire Island
* The Staircase
* Hustle
* ALF has followed Pat on Twitter and confirms his memory of seeing ALF interview Dennis Franz!
* CORRECTIONS: Jennifer Lopez was in Out of Sight, not Eyes Wide Shut, and the Heart song is Crazy on You, not FOR You.
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

"**Jay and Silent Bob Reboot**" is the twelfth episode of Season 6 of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*It's the sequel / remake / reboot to Kevin Smith's 2000 hit Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! And how do the boys think this film stacks up? Let's just say they though it was better than Jersey Girl...but what's that really saying? Tune in to find out!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* 90 Day Fiancé (Pat)
* NOS4A2 (Joe)
* The Laundromat (Pat)
* It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Joe)
* The Sixth Sense (Pat)
* The Gate (Joe)
Pat's SUNDANCE Solo Movie Corner Part 2

*Folks, I’m talking tons of movies and a whole lot of side tangents on the conclusion to the Sundance 2021 Solo Movie Corner!*

## Movies Reviewed

* Pat loves his cat, get a pet.
* Together Together
* Jockey
* Prisoners of the Ghostland
* The Most Beautiful Boy in the World
* Violation
* In the Earth
* Searchers
* Try Harder
* Cusp
* A Glitch in the Matrix
* Misha and the Wolves
* R#J
* Marvelous and the Black Hole
* Hive
* The Blazing World
* We're All Going to the World's Fair
* Night of the Kings
* The World to Come
* Life in a Day
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

"**The Hills Have Eyes (1977)**" is the twenty-seventh episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe talk the 1977 horror flick, The Hills Have Eyes! In Pat's Movie Corner: mid90s, Perfect Bid, Bad Times at the El Royale, America's Monsters, Widows, and The Flatwoods Monster.*

## Before The Film

* Pat sings the intro. Pat hates it.
* On With The Joe! Joe seems to not mind Pat's singing.
* We know Joe bought a scooter, but he also bought a car. A classic Jaguar a guy was selling on the street for a ridiculous price. He still doesn't have his driver's license. Pat once bought a Saturn for $1,000 and the sideview mirror fell off on the drive home.

## ScreamNN

* Reviews of Serenity say the twist is so batshit, you have to see it.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* mid90s (Pat)
	+ Pat played poker with director Jonah Hill. He was an asshole, very funny, and leveled everyone.
* Perfect Bid (Joe)
* Bad Times at the El Royale (Pat)
* America's Monsters (Joe)
* Widows (Pat)
* The Flatwoods Monster (Joe)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Pat gave Joe a Who's Harry Crumb? Blu-ray packaged as a VHS.
* Injustice 2
* Bonus: Mortal Kombat 11 is announced.

## The Film

* Pat watched it on Joe Bob Briggs' Thanksgiving marathon, Dinners of Death. It's one of Pat's least favorites he's shown, he prefers the remake.
* Joe thinks it's okay, not one of his favorites, but it's a different type of horror, more of an exploitation.
* This isn't a "70s horror with a message" movie, it's cannibals in the desert. And it's influenced by The Grapes of Wrath?!
* Pat's on Wikipedia as a notable alumni of his high school.
* They're out of things to say about The Hills Have Eyes, so how about MTV's The Hills? They discuss other horny reality shows like Temptation Island.
* Pat pitched an idea, and was turned down, for a multi-cam sitcom at a prison. It predated Orange Is The New Black.
* How about eyes? Each thinks the other has brown eyes, but they're blue.
Freaky

"Freaky" is the seventy-first episode of the sixth season of We'll See You in Hell.

## Episode Description

*Holy body-hoping Hell! It's Vince Vaughn as a serial killer and also as a teenage girl! Here's a twisted flick that puts a new twist on the timeless tale of the body swap! More frightening than 18 Again! It's Freaky!*
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

"**Planes, Trains, and Automobiles**" is the sixteenth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe break the mold to discuss the holiday classic, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles!" In Pat's Movie Corner: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, They'll Love Me When I'm Dead, and Tales from the Tour Bus. Happy Thanksgiving!*

## Before The Film

* They got on the mics and immediately started shitting on everyone and everything, so they've restarted, with mimosas.
* Joe's playing with the VR headset, a gift from Pat.
* Dirty puppet movies such as The Happytime Murders and Meet the Feebles (one of Pat's least favorites).
* An article about an Amy Schumer tweet edits out "bullshit" while putting the tweet that actually says "bullshit" in the article.
* The Crashing TV show preview features every comedian in the world except Joe.
* Pat saw Planes, Trains, and Automobiles at the almost sold out Vista Theatre, Pat wins the trivia contest of "Name two of the three movies John Hughes wrote under his pseudonym, Edmond Dantes?" Pat knew all three (Beethoven, Maid in Manhattan, Drillbit Taylor). He had to stand there and wait for the guy to finish his introduction, then gets chastised when he asks the guy for the poster he won.

## ScreamNN News Psycho

* Bill Maher viscously bashed for insulting Stan Lee and comic book fans.

* On With The Joe!: Little Shop of Horrors - Grow For Me

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (Pat)
* It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Joe)
* They'll Love Me When I'm Dead (Pat and Joe)
* Tales from the Tour Bus (Pat)

## The Film

* Pat tried to get Edie McClurg on The Cool Kids and couldn't. Joe almost did a podcast with her.
* The airport scene that got this nice movie an R rating.
* On the rewatch, all of Pat's laughs came from John Candy.
* Pat's only issues with the film are Steve Martin's tie wrapped around his head and the musical score.
* Pat has the photo of John Candy as the devil framed in his house.
* Joe met actor Mark Boone Junior last night, who can't remember his line from Delirious.
* Pat bought the soundtrack on Amazon for a penny and later sold if for $145.
* Someone famous told Joe that Steve Martin told him the studio tried to remove the "You want to hurt me?" scene because it was too sad.
* Joe thinks the last scene is a little flirty, someone at work brought up the same point to Pat.
* John Candy was 37 years old at the time of the film. George Costanza was 33. Times have changed.
* They were going to do a commentary on the movie, but it wasn't streaming anywhere.
* Favorite lines:
	+ Joe: "We were robbed!" "Do you think so?"
	+ Pat: "Chalmers Big and Tall Men's Shop. It's a seven outlet chain in the Pacific Northwest, great stuff, unfortunately it does us no good here."
Hereditary

"**Hereditary**" is the first episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe are back in the saddle for Season 5! For the first episode as a part of Starburns Audio, the guys do some catching up, talk "Charles in Charge," "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" and "Bowfinger," before diving into the controversial horror of the summer: "Hereditary."*

## Before The Film

* Sinatra should've covered The Boys Are Back In Town and his Sinatra stylings on Something.
* Joe was re-watching Charles in Charge, he's never seen Breaking Bad. His friend Jennifer Runyon is in it, 11 year old Joe at his friends' sleepover said his dream bride was her.
* On With The Joe!: Ludacris f. Nate Dogg - Area Codes
* The boys are on a new network, people were upset at the lack of shows these past few months.
* Live show is upcoming at Oh My Ribs! And they're going to a bar with whoever's hanging.
* Joe, why did you tell Les Moonves to do what he did?
	+ Notorious scumbag, shit network full of shit people, glad to see him go down. But he hasn't been let go by CBS yet.
	+ Pat met him after Moonves finished a 30 minute conversation with Jeremy Piven. Joe hasn't watched Entourage, which Pat is okay with.
	+ How did Pat not do a, "Joe, why did you ask Scott Baio to do what he did?"

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Won't You Be My Neighbor? (Pat)
* Bowfinger (Joe)
* Three Identical Strangers (Pat)
* Women of the House (Joe)
* Whitney (Pat)
* The Wizard of Lies (Joe)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Sega Genesis Collection for XBox or PS4
* Pat watched Inside Story: Ferris Bueller's Day Off, does this count?
* He did read I'll Be Gone in the Dark by Michelle McNamara, which would count.
* Joe asks Pat, Vince Averill, and Karen Kilgariff if he's an asshole to tell a food delivery man who doesn't want to make the delivery straight to his apartment to do so. "No" - Pat and Vince. "Yes" - Karen.

## The Film

* Pat loves this movie. Joe disagrees, saying it's an overhyped, overblown ripoff of Rosemary's Baby.
* The sequence from the party to the head on the side of the road was perfectly put together, says Pat. Joe says it's the party sequence from Role Models, but the decapitation was amazing, yet insignificant by the end.
* Even when Joe shits on a movie Pat loves, his points are funny and valid, unless they're not, like demanding a Wilhelm Scream in The Last Jedi.
* Ari Aster's short film (The Strange Thing About the Johnsons) is brutal and great says Joe, while Pat wishes he hadn't watched it.
* Pat knew this movie was pissing people off by the amount of talking in the theater, and recalls a 40 year old man grabbing a 14 year old girl's arm and screamed "Shut the fuck up!" at her, which made Pat feel better about his Bad Santa 2 incident. People are talking throughout entire movies now and it's driving Pat insane.
* Gabriel Byrne's performance in the movie made Pat laugh every time. Joe enjoyed it also, until Byrne discovered the body and showed the same lack of emotion.
* Joe likes a heavy, well written plotline. Pat likes the first act of a comedy before the plot kicks in.
* Happy birthday Joe!
* Pat has a new show called The Cool Kids.
Cam

"**Cam**" is the nineteenth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Folks, this week Pat and Joe discuss the 2018 thriller, "Cam"! In Pat's Movie Corner: Daddy's Home 2, The Hunger, Creed II, and Cutting Edge: The Magic of Movie Editing.*

## Before The Film

* Pat didn't know last week would be Love Actually until five minutes before. Joe says it fits with the format because it is fantasy.
* On With The Joe!: Baby It's Cold Outside.
* The Columbine show is happening again (with the "15 person attended Maniac Cop 2 live commentary") and the boys should do it again.
* Pat's sister is in town and went to a drag brunch, where they demanded dollar bills. Then met Joe at a shitty Italian restaurant, then had a drink at The Drawing Room (the darkest bar they've ever been in).
* Pat's eaten two low carb whipped cream cookie sandwiches, while Joe has nacho supplies that he hasn't made yet.
* The boys also went to the House of Pies before seeing Black Mass a few years ago and had their Grand Slam equivalent, where Joe demanded no whipped cream and fruit on his pancakes.
* The Drawing Room vodka & soda is 99.9% vodka while Joe has a glass of whiskey as a shot.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Daddy's Home 2 (Pat)
	+ Pat's movie script was ready to be shot by the guys who made this, but they did That's My Boy instead, which lost $40 million.
	+ Do they agree with Paul Schrader who said movies suck now because it's the fault of the audience?
	+ The death of the $40 million movie for adults genre and all actors know now the only path to success is low budget indies in an attempt to win an Oscar.
	+ Pat doesn't even have a top two albums of the year, Joe's is the new Cypress Hill.
* The Hunger (Joe)
* Creed 2 (Pat)
* The Cutting Edge: The Magic of Movie Editing (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Mutant Football League on Nintendo Switch
* Pat says to download the Shudder app and watch Dinners of Death with Joe Bob Briggs.

## News Psycho

* Jordan Peele making a sequel to Candyman.

## The Film

* Pat says the first hour had some high quality nudity and the movie was great, but they fucked up the ending.
* Joe agrees that the ending is bad and doesn't live up to what came before it.
* It was real and interesting, then did nothing with its premise.
* Pat tells a story from work where a guy in the bathroom is talking to a porn video in the stall and masturbating and spitting while still shitting. Pat hears it all. Several people walk in and walk out horrified while Pat's waiting for the guy to come out.
* It needed the Nancy in Nightmare on Elm Street moment where she says she's no longer afraid.
* Two hogs sideways up.
The Munsters (1988)

“**The Munsters (1988)**” is the seventeenth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe chat and then do commentary on the pilot of the 1988 reboot of "The Munsters" on Hulu. It is... quite bad! The guys also hit Glow, The Night Stalker, the new Twin Peaks, the latest Jeepers Creepers controversy, and all sorts of other things! On with the Joe!*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: Started like a clown horn, ended like a vaudeville show.
* The great new sponsor MeUndies is sending undies to Pat. Pat had to say undies so many times during the ad. He also said, "so soft and touchable".
* Seth Meyers is rebooting The Munsters, set in Brooklyn.
* They're inserting ads into the old episodes, breaking up the commentaries.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* GLOW (Pat)
* The Night Stalker (Joe)
* The Night Strangler (Joe)
* Twin Peaks: The Return (Pat and Joe)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* The re-release of the Creepshow graphic novel.
* Pat's scary personal issue: Joe is not continuing with By The Book, it was not Pat's choice. Joe drank it off with Vince Averill.

## The Film

* Patricia Fass Palmer was a supervising producer on Pat's show, he's gonna have to ask her about The Munsters Today.
* Is the plot of the show that Herman Munster is closeted?
* "This is a disaster" - Pat
* Jokes straight out a spooky jokes for Halloween book, audience is laughing like they're at gunpoint.
* Their new segment about horror movie news: the premiere of Jeepers Creepers 3 was shut down because of Victor Salva protests.
* A character eats Transylvania surprise and starts quacking... Pat exhales loudly.
* What kind of hog does Frankenstein sport? How about Shrek?
* The Munsters at a cheese store.
* Why do some people react normally to the Munsters, while others are horrified?
Ready Player One

“**Ready Player One**” is the fiftieth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe strap on their VR helmets and discuss Steven Spielberg’s “Ready Player One!”*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: Peter Frampton - Baby I Love Your Way ("Didn't you do that one before?")
* Joe is the more moderate of the two, says Twitter user
* Kanye in MAGA hat
* Pat gets some Twitter heat from Russian bots for a joke tweet about the NOLA hurricane
* Boomerang, Norbit, and Bowfinger
* Pat knows George Carlin more as an actor and his "Park on the Parkway" joke
* Joe sees Karen Kilgariff and their disagreement over Bloomberg ScreamV and Doomberg
* Pat will reveal the Living Biblically secrets on the bonus ep

## ScreamNN

* Halloween 2018 test screening goes badly
* Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich
* What's on Netflix

## Pat's Movie Corner

* A Quiet Place (Pat)
* Lean on Pete (Pat)
* Gotham (Joe)

## The Film

* Pat wishes he'd seen this high and in 3D
* They cut two seconds of the movie that would've made it make more sense
* TJ Miller ruins the movie for Joe
* Spielberg is not good at making popcorn movies anymore
* They use a beautiful actress to play an ugly character
* The Shining segment was good for both of them
* No stakes
Pat's January 2022 Solo Movie Corner

## Before The Reviews

* Getting back to work and being happy in Atlanta.
* Watching Real Time with Bill Maher with friends.
* Pat spells "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

## Movies Reviewed

* Euphoria
* The Righteous Gemstones
* Somebody Somewhere
* The Afterparty
* Peacemaker
* Station Eleven
* Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal and Greed
* The Lost Daughter
* The Harder They Fall
* The Binge
* The Tragedy of Macbeth
* Poison Ivy
* Chungking Express
* The Cabin with Bert Kreischer
* Saturday Night Fever
Knives Out

"**Knives Out**" aka *April Episode 2* is the sixteenth episode of Season 6 of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*At a time when we're all staying in, why not discuss Knives Out? Not the best wordplay, but hey, we're all going stir crazy over here. Anyway, stay safe, stay inside, and enjoy the review of this taught thriller from the man who ruined Star Wars! JK...*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Oasis: Supersonic (Joe)
* THX 1138 (Pat)
* Gahan Wilson: Born Dead, Still Weird (Joe)
* The Omega Man (Pat)
* Frank Zappa 1969-1973: Freak Jazz, Movie Madness & Another Mothers (Joe)
Insidious: The Last Key

“**Insidious: The Last Key**” is the thirty-fifth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*The boys discuss the Golden Globes, some of the year’s big Oscar pictures, and, finally, the new Lin Shaye vehicle “Insidious: The Last Key!”*

## Before The Film

* Joe got a nice scarf for Christmas and is wearing it, it's not douchey.
* Joe, why did you tell James Franco to do what he did?
	+ Franco defends himself on Colbert.
	+ Michael Douglas announces he has done nothing creepy.
* The Golden Globes
	+ Why'd they wheel Kirk Douglas out?
	+ Why did they invite Tonya Harding to the anti-misogyny Golden Globes?
	+ James Franco denies Tommy Wiseau a chance at the mic.

* On With The Joe!: Pat sings Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way and Joe sings Howard Jones - Things Can Only Get Better

## Pat's Movie Corner

* A Ghost Story (Pat)
	+ Rooney Mara eats and vomits a pie.
* You're So Cool Brewster! The Story of Fright Night (Joe)
* All the Money in the World (Pat)
	+ For the Kevin Spacey/Christopher Plummer reshoots, Michelle Williams does it for the per diem while Mark Wahlberg gets $1.5 million. Same agency!
	+ Mark Wahlberg does AT&T commercials and ruins the middle class.
	+ Harvey Weinstein gets spat on in a restaurant.
* The Disaster Artist (Joe)
* Super Dark Times... they'll discuss it later.
* Wind River (Pat)
* The House (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Joe watched the Full Moon DVDs (Hideous, The Creeps) and couldn't finish them. He apologizes if you purchased them.
* Joe met the girl from Nightmare on Elm Street 3 (Welcome to prime time, bitch!) and told her she was his favorite Nightmare kill, she says "God bless you, thank you!"
* Pat watched some documentaries on the Bill & Ted's Most Excellent Collection

## The Film

* 44 minutes in and they haven't talked about it, but there's not much to say.
* Joe recaps the Insidious movies.
* Pat saw it with Karen Kilgariff, she hadn't seen any of the other films and must've been completely lost.
* The scenes with Lin Shaye and Bruce Davison are the worst scenes in a really bad movie.
* How is Blumhouse putting out this and Get Out?
* Comic relief is the love triangle between an underage girl and two 40+ goons.
* Shoutouts, is once a month enough? And there's merch on the way.
Mother!

“**Mother!**” is the nineteenth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe differ on Darren Aronofsky's "Mother," and dig into "Girl's Trip," Twitter trolls, "It," and much much more!*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: Old classic style, Pat remains motionless.
* Pat saw It again with his girlfriend.
	+ Laura Kightlinger (who drunk Joe met after a show and may've kept her in conversation too long) and her boyfriend suggested it with many texts and emails. She may've been a little drunk.
	+ They have the Bloody Mary Brunch at the Ye Rustic beforehand.
	+ Pat was wrong about It being not good. It's terrible! And Pennywise is an embarrassment.
	+ "This is pretty fucking boring" - Heather two hours in
	+ Joe Hill said it was one of the five scariest films ever made?!? Does this have anything to do with his Locke & Key movie being directed by the same director as It?
* Joe got very drunk after the Emotional Hangs live podcast in Las Vegas and after a few sips of whiskey, he's thinking of going out for a few beers.

## Pat's Movie Corner

* Girl's Trip (Pat)
* Wonder Woman (Joe)
* Going in Style (Joe)
* Grosse Pointe Blank (Joe finally watched)
* How to Be a Latin Lover (Joe)
* Nathan for You (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Pat was unaware there was a show IG account and Joe has left Twitter because a story he told on the Emotional Hangs podcast about an encounter with a cyclist is re-cut and posted, leading to an argument with the producer of Mad Money saying he'll never work again and several other cyclists piling on.
* Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove on Nintendo Switch.

## The Film

* Pat thinks it's embarrassing and stupid.
* Joe read the Jennifer Lawrence explanation of her as Mother Nature ahead of time.
* Pat sees the niche aspect of it being about relationships in the entertainment industry.
* Natasha Leggero turns Joe on to theory of the Ed Harris and Michelle Pfeiffer characters as Adam and Eve.
* It is good that a major studio can get behind a film like this and a director's career won't be ruined.
* Joe liked it, but was really depressed.
* Cinema Score gives it an F.
One Cut of the Dead

"One Cut of the Dead" is the twenty-seventh episode of the sixth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*It's it's crazy, it's terrifying, it's emotional, it's funny...no, we're not referring to the year 2020! We're referring to the Japanese break out (or outbreak?) hit One Cut Of The Dead! The boys talk that flick and so much more in this hot new ep for September!*

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Scout (Bonus Movie Corner from Joe)
* Basic Instinct (Pat)
* Mean Streets (Joe)
* Total Recall (Pat)
* Taxi Driver (Joe)
* Starship Troopers (Pat)
* The Irishman (Joe)
Logan

“**Logan**” is the second episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Pat and Joe patch things up after a vicious fight, then debate "Logan," the lesser films of John Candy, British actors playing American, and movie theater HJs.*

## Before The Film

* On With The Joe!: "A Gargamel-ish delivery"
* The boys have had a few humdinger fights that were not funny. This is the second take of the episode because they went at it!
* The one detail they can laugh about is Joe telling Pat, "You walk out the door, you're making a statement about not just this show, but also, this friendship!"
* Sharing a J helped heal the rift. Pat tells a story of seeing a guy with Parkinson's be helped by smoking and how it also helps ol' Patty.
* The boys saw the film together. Joe is heavily sighing, crossing and uncrossing his legs, and orders popcorn (with "lotta butter!"), Cherry Coke, and peanut M&M's in share size. Joe combines the foods and it resembles used anal beads. He also gets told by the woman next to him to stop tapping his foot, which Pat agrees with, and blows an old man raspberry halfway through the film.
* Pat was next to a couple finger banging and having oral when he saw the Jason Bourne movie. Pat recalls his hand job during a double feature of A Midsummer Night's Dream and 10 Things I Hate About You.
* Joe laments the difficulty of sexual activity in an Uber vs. a yellow cab and Pat rides an Uber next to a carseat with something in it covered in towels that the driver won't say what it is.
* The scary Robert Blake in Lost Highway and the Winkie's Diner scene in Mulholland Drive is the scariest thing Joe's ever seen.
* John Candy films (Delirious, Summer Rental, Who's Harry Crumb?, Armed and Dangerous).
* Harlan Ellison thinks Sting is a better actor than Kyle MacLachlan in Dune.
* Excitement and trepidations over the new Twin Peaks and love for Jackie Brown.
* Tarantino writing dialogue for black actors and Samuel L. Jackson calls out a British actor playing the lead in Get Out, he says they get the roles because they work for less.
* This counts as a Movie Corner.

## The Film

* Quality of the X-Men Universe (Days of Future Past is #1).
* Pat likes the daughter, the tone, the camerawork, and James Mangold.
* The review of the film on Birth.Movies.Death is one of the best Pat's ever read.
* Joe felt they were showing off how often they could say "fuck" and it was depressing.
* "What do you want Joe?" asks Pat when he dismisses the somber tone of Logan and the comedy of Marvel. Pat doesn't like the answer ("Somber with some hope at the end, like Batman vs. Superman had.")
* Joe's criticisms in spoiler territory.
Raw

“**Raw**” is the thirty-seventh episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.

## Episode Description

*Joe and Pat discuss words you’re not allowed to say and then last year’s French horror picture about fine young cannibals — RAW!*

## Before The Film

* Controversy on the Facebook page because they skipped "On With The Joe!" last week. So...
* On With The Joe!: Pilot - Magic
* People are starting to get reeeal comfortable just throwing out criticisms on the Facebook page! They're Googling the boys' past and Pat doesn't like it!
* The negative feelings that arise from social media usage. Why is Pat reading about Erykah Badu and people being outraged about ther.
* Joe, why did you tell David Copperfield to do what he did?
* Best alcohol if you're trying to keep the weight off is a dry white wine.
* They're both watching Frasier (original title "Dry Whites"), second season is when it gets laugh out loud.
* Joe has three Folks! jokes in his phone, should he use the R word?
* What words are appropriate these days?

## Pat's Movie Corner

* The Trip To Spain (Pat)
* Good Time (Pat)
* Colossal (Pat)
* The Beguiled (Pat)
* Fright Night Part 2 (Joe)
	+ The guy who played Michael Myers in the original Halloween directed Major Payne!? Pat says Major Payne was a funny movie at age 12. Joe isn't interested in seeing it.
	+ Pat saw Renaissance Man at 14 and sat next to the only other person in the theater. She tearily offered him a Kleenex when it was over.
* Phantom Thread (Pat)

## Joe's Scary Stuff

* Joe goes to Retro City Fest and gets Golden Axe: The Duel (a Japanese only game) for Sega Saturn.

## The Film

* Subtitled films force you to put your phone down and pay attention. Joe just doesn't like how it makes you focus on the bottom of the screen.
* Like an alcoholic having that first drink, one piece of raw meat makes the vegetarian eat human flesh.
* People have passed out at this film. Literally every aspect of this movie is upsetting.
* Joe says it is a solid horror movie, Pat loved it.
* Overall, two hogs up from the Hog House! Pat says the Facebook people are turning against it.
The Little Things

"The Little Things" is the fiftieth episode of the sixth season of We'll See You in Hell. By air date, it is the 200th episode of We'll See You in Hell.

## Episode Description

*HUGE things are said in this review of the Denzel Washington vehicle The Little Things! If there's one thing not little about this flick, it's the supporting performances! Tune in to see who chews more scenery, Malek or Leto!*