Big thing

The main plot of Frantic Standing the STORY is about how a batshit crazy cross-dimensional entity known as THE MAN, THE WIZARD has gotten himself stuck in The Extent and has been fuckin stuff up Magic Man style. The story starts and follows a character that get all Terminator zapped into the universe with no memories and no clothes so the people that come across them name em No Name No Pants or Nona for short

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Nona goes on all these adventures and gets studied by all these magic wizards and they find out they have the power to open up these huge ass sealed off gates that lead to the other two planes. The 40,000 Steps and The Hellivator.

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So the current King Demi, King Demi the Third, is aligned to Garden of Gardens because he was sort of resurrected/recreated copy of the first King Demi by GoG, after an evil copy made by the Hater Crater / Ultrakaiser killed the original and ruled Dan's Acres in their alliegance for a while

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But there’s been some real fuckery going on in GoG because any angel that goes from Dan’s Acres (they have like a bunch of establishments there, like U.S. overseas military bases and stuff) back to GoG NEVER RETURNS to Dan’s Acres and nobody knows why and anybody who goes to investigate also never comes back and it’s just ???? very concerning, but most of the angels stuck on Dan’s Acres are just, like, trying not to freak out and are making the best of it but are really having to rely on Dankind instead of GoG

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But so then along comes Nona who (after going on adventures and getting artifacts and etc) can open the door so they can go investigate manually, hooray!

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Except instead of that happening, big dick The Man, The Wizard comes in, kidnaps Nona and the device, uses it to open up the path to the crater, uh oh big apocalyptic war time since GoG can’t really mount a full scale defense

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But then it’s revealed that The Man, The Wizard actually created Nona (which he keeps calling Key Lee) for just such this purpose! To break into hell, go on a rampage, eat the ultrakaiser, use his power to pierce into GoG, then eat the Delogog, and become the most powerful being ever; The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

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Before he can actually go in though, The Man, The Wizard gets ambushed by the whole fucking Hogwartz, like the combined forces of all of Dankind’s Wizard City, including Dankind’s most powerful mortal, second only to King Demi, The Wozard of Iz.

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Who not-so-coincidentally has a huge fucking deathgrudge against The Man, The Wizard, because earlier in the story The Man, The Wizard kidnaps his apprentice, who had been a part of the adventuring party the story was tied around, and threw her into some fucking alternate dimension and basically killed her. (She returned exactly 1 year after but was like 40 years old and totally insane and had to be put down.)

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So the whole fucking clown car of Dankind’s wizard all jump him at the same time and since they can’t kill him, they permanently transmute him into a chicken, thus ending the problem once and for all. (Not.)

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And since they’re there at the hellivator anyways, the wizards all start helping out the army and the angels in the fight against the demons (which is kind of a big deal because there’s like a thousand years of resentment between the wizards and the crown, and in general they’re just NOTORIOUSLY unhelpful unless they get something out of it)

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So with TM, TW “taken care of”, King Demi takes The Most Excellent Dudes (that’s the real title), like just the A-Team of all Dankind’s adventurers, plus the rest of the story’s party, and they Lord Of The Rings their way through The Hater Crater, all sorts of fights and traps and death and etc

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So with much difficulty, they make it to the ultrakaiser, King Demi and his right-hand man the Angel Mage (basically one of GoG's top casters who was sent to oversee the GoG clone of King Demi but ended up like his advisor / ambassador)(and was also gay boyfriends with The Wozard) 2v1 the ultrakaiser and squeak out a win, just in time for The Man, The Wizard to show up and steals the kill, absorbs the ultrakaiser after all.

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And how does TM, TW manage to escape? Well the idiots transmuted him into something that laid eggs, so he just passed himself on into the egg of the chicken, blah blah magic blah blah my plan all along, you get it~

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And now that he has that power, he’s going to try to get into GoG, eat up Delagog, etc. So the angel mage who is still barely alive teleports back to the garden (which he swore he’d never do since it’s apparently it’s become a one-way trip), and it’s all totally ruined and abandoned and we find out that the reason for the 50 years of isolation has been because Delagog has had a big fuckin’ wound that’s causing him to leak power like a balloon going PPPHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWW and it caused storms and earthquakes and other awful stuff and without his power to draw on none of the angels can make the jump between Garden to Dan’s.

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This is all kind of the build up to the climax that I haven’t really worked on the details of

## Blue Bench&02/19/2020

TM, TW kills and absorbs Delagog but he was already pretty weak so he doesn’t get enough power out of it. We find out that even though TM, TW is a cross-dimensional being and migrates from place to place, he’s been stuck here in The Extent because it’s “gravity” is too much to escape from, so he needed to kill and absorb the most powerful beings to both increase his power AND lower the gravity. But it’s STILL not enough to escape because now Key Lee has become powerful enough to keep him there. (Basically when TM, TW created Key Lee, he kinda just made a clone copy of himself jury rigged them to be magical battery which just spent about 5 years charging, and was extra juiced up due to the processes they went through to be able to open the gates to the planes.)

## Blue Bench&02/19/2020

But, like, he doesn’t want to kill Key Lee, like he sees him as a little clone-son, and so he does the whole “join me and we will rule the galaxy as father and son” bit, Key Lee does a whole “power of friendship” bit, grabs The Man, The Myth, The Legend, and sort of allahu ackbars him, shooting them both out of the dimension in a very uncontrolled way that ends up rocket-exhausting most of the power out of both of them and back into The Extent

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The day is saved, the credits roll, King Demi recovers and leads Dan’s Acres, the angel mage leads what’s left of garden of gardens, and one of the recurring demons I haven’t mentioned because they aren’t important to the macro ends up staging a coup of the ultrakaiser’s second in command and ends the war and runs the hater crater

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And they all live happilyish ever after

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And of course TM, TW and Key Lee are still out in who knows what dimension so there’s always room for a sequel

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The end, wow I’m sorry for just gushing all that out ;-;

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That’s not even the interesting parts of the world honestly, I should’ve just been going on about the cool world building stuff and not just giving you the macro of the story