George St. Geegland

### Hobbies

Putting on roller skates and the tightest white jean shorts you've ever seen and gallivanting around Central Park

### Family

Unnamed Father †
Unnamed Mother †
Spuddy
First Wife †
Second Wife †
Third Wife †
Unnamed Son
Unnamed Daughter

### Friends

Gil Faizon (best friend and roommate)
Dr. Gurrian
Dr. Wong

### Acquaintances

Bernie Goetz
Robert Durst
Bernie Sanders
Nancy Reagan †

### Victims

Gil Faizon (psychological, verbal, and physical abuse)
Robert Durst (psychological torment)
Larry David (slander)
Steve Martin (one-sided heckling, now friends)
Amy Carter (sexual harassment)
First Wife † (murdered)
Second Wife † (murdered)
Third Wife † (murdered)
Miriam Moynihan (sexually assaulted)
Ravi (verbal, likely physical abuse)
Dr. Neuringer (sexual and psychological harassment)

### Publications

*Rifkin's Dilemma*
*Next Stop Ronkonkoma*

### Pets

Sheepdog †

George St. Geegland is a writer, actor, producer, lighting operator, organic preserves vendor, and murderer. He is Gil Faizon's best friend and co-host of *Too Much Tuna*, *Oh, Hello*, and *You Know What*. He currently resides in his rent-controlled Upper West Side apartment, which he has shared with Gil for over four decades.

## History

### George's Birthdate

George St. Geegland may have been born during the 1930's, as he describes being 48 during the Carter presidency, making his birth year 1933 at the latest. Given George's pathological lying, this remains up for debate. Further evidence against this is that St. Geegland attended school at the same time as Robert Durst, who was born in 1943. In 1951, when Geegland would have been 18, Durst would have been 8. However, while the age disparity may be problematic, by 1950, Durst's mother had died, as had St. Geegland's 'years prior,' which may have been a point of conversation for the two boys.

The alternate birthdate in 1946, in Newark, New Jersey. However, since George saw a dead body at age 5, this would have taken place in 1951. However, George states that in 1961 he was attending the Chauncey School. Given the 1933 date, he would have been 28 at the time. Thus, it is highly likely that George was born in 1946, although he states that his mother had died years prior to Durst's mother's death, which occurred in 1950. However, given that George credits him finding a body at age 5 (which, according to the 1946 birth date, would have occurred in 1951, one year AFTER Durst's mother's death) as occurring before his mother's death, it is likely that St. Geegland may have been born before 1946. It is most likely that St. Geegland was born in 1943 and the mention that he was 48 during Carter's presidency may be him misremembering his decade of age. Furthermore, this would place him at either the same age or a year older than Robert Durst. According to this timeline, George would have found the dead body in 1948, and his mother may have died the same year, marking her death as having occurred 'years prior' to Durst's mother's. Finally, he would have been young enough to still attend the Chauncey School in 1961, as he would have been 18.

### 1940's-1950's

George was born in 1943 in Newark, New Jersey, to verbally abusive parents.

By the age of 5, his family had presumably moved to Providence, Rhode Island. He was originally raised as a girl by his mother until at least the age of 5, while his father, an alcoholic, would frequently sit in a dark room and drink whiskey. George would occupy himself by hosting a talk show with himself alone in his room, where he was later banned as a guest on August 5th, 1955. George has an older brother named Spuddy.

George's childhood was marked early on by gruesome incidents that he seems to have only reacted nonchalantly to. The earliest documented incident occurred at the age of 5, in 1948, when he saw a dead body by the train tracks, only for his brother Spuddy to drag him back to see it later in the day.
The second traumatic event occurred sometime before 1961, when his mother killed herself by jumping off the same building that Robert Durst's mother jumped off of years prior on George's Birthday. Given that Bernice Herstein jumped off of her family's home in Scarsdale, this may imply that George and "Bobby" were close as children, which would be further substantiated by George's later encounters with Durst. Regardless, George was somewhat upset that his mother had died, but was happy that it was his birthday. This apathy towards the deaths of others foreshadowed George's brushes with the law later in life.

### 1960's

=== In 1961, George attended the Chauncey School for Misfits with Robert Durst, where he and Durst were the only students. In 1964, he was likely amongst the first conscripted for Vietnam, but was deemed by an Army psychologist as "too violent" to go to war. He then attended Columbia University, where he met Gil, whom he promptly moved in with. Presumably, given his later inclination towards Occupy Wall Street and his general love of chaos, he participated in the 1968 protests at the University, and helped stage the Moon Landing on a sound stage in Queens in 1969 (this may also imply that George may have met Stanley Kubrick). It is likely around this time that George married the first of his three wives. ===

### 1970'S

In 1971, he and Gil began a rival health foods' store to Robert Durst's in [[Middlebury]], Vermont, with the intention of driving Durst insane. Robert Durst told the two men that he "couldn't kill any more women" and that the health foods' store was all he had preventing him from doing so. George replied "sorry Bobby D!" and went to an Abenaki reservation, buying preserves at cost and marking them up at their store, causing Durst to go insane–a memory George recalls fondly and proudly states his lack of remorse for engineering–and leading Durst to kidnap Lynn Schulze from outside his co-op on December 10th, 1971. This is also likely the time that Gil and George met a young "Bernard Sanders". Presumably after this, in the 70's, George became a short story professor at SUNY Yonkers, where he taught Miriam Moynihan, whom he drugged for the purpose of fondling, and was presumably investigated for the incident, to the extent that he had to have a lawyer advise him on his public statements. George most likely had his first child around this time.

### 1980'S

In an unknown year during Carter's presidency (George invaded the Carter White House (there was no gate or door in the White House at the time, only an open foyer) and verbally and sexually harassed a teenage Amy Carter for 'hiding behind overalls.' It is implied that George met Jimmy Carter during this time, as he describes Carter as 'very nice' albeit 'a weak man' who was not good at his job, as St. Geegland '[was] told.' It is

1. ↑ Faizon, Gil, and George St. Geegland, interviewed by John Oliver. "Oh Hello Again," 92nd Street Y, June 13, 2017.
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1  Nick Kroll and John Mulaney |*Oh, Hello on Broadway* Produced by Patrick Catullo and Marcia Goldberg. Lyceum Theater, New York, 2016.
3. ↑ Nick Kroll and John Mulaney. | "Oh Hello, Nick Kroll and John Mulaney as Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland" *Interview with John Oliver. 92nd Street Y, New York, NY. June 13, 2017.*
4. ↑ "Mother Daughter Sister Wife (episode)" Kroll Show. *John Mulaney and Nick Kroll. Comedy Central. February 18, 2014.*
5. ↑ mdshsj