The Daily Object Show (season)

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***The Daily Object Show*** is the first season of the The Daily Object Show series, the season is the second season chronology in the series.

## Episodes

* ***The Death Flood***
* ***The Invention of Deception***
* ***Tower of Evil***
* ***In Motion for the Lotion***
* ***Showdown in the Sunlight***

## Plot

Computer welcomes the viewers to the show, and then has the contestants introduce themselves, in the order of Water Bottle, Card, Blood Bag, Cringe Pill, and Scat. Blood Bag then kicks Scat into the sky, Computer introduces the prize for the show, which is The Really Good Smelling Lotion. He holds it up for the contestants to smell. They collectively take two whiffs, then all start grabbing for it desperately. Computer then explains the challenge is to grief a house, and whoever does the most damage wins, The contestants all immediately start grieving the house. Water Bottle then steps back from the carnage and summons a massive flood that instantly takes out the entire house. and the other contestants Computer declares Water Bottle the winner, while everyone else is up for elimination.

The next day, Blood Bag starts insulting Cringe Pill, calling him "the worst character ever". They grab him and demands that he gives them their money. but he informs them that he only has "reddit karma". Computer announces that it is elimination time. In total, there were 1,165 votes. Card is first one safe with only 90 votes. Next is Cringe Pill who is safe with 279 votes. Lastly, Scat is announced safe with 371 votes, with Blood Bag being eliminated with 425 votes. Blood Bag, enraged, declares that they'll kill Computer, but before he can do anything of the sort, Computer grabs Blood Bag, and in a flash of white, Blood Bag is contained inside one of Computer's LEDs, Computer explains the next challenge: Make an invention. The coolest invention wins, Cringe Pill offers to form an alliance with Scat. Scat nearly tells him no, suddenly gets an idea, and then agrees. Card hammers away at something giant. Cringe Pill watches with amazement and while he is distracted, Scat grabs his invention, and shakes it until wires are sticking out of it.

Computer declares that time is up, then asks what everyone has made. Card has made a giant confetti cannon. Computer gives her a 7/10. Scat made a hoverboard. Computer gives him a 9/10. Water Bottle informs Computer that she forgot to make anything, which he gives her a 3/10. And lastly, Cringe Pill made a cloning machine and fires it at Computer. It appears to have no effect. When Cringe Pill voices his confusion towards this, Scat declares that the cause was his messing with the machine. Cringe Pill, shocked, demands that Computer disqualify him, but Computer interrupts him. He declares that Scat is the winner, and gives Cringe Pill a score of 1/10, Scat gets immunity while everyone else is up for elimination.

Meanwhile at a desert at night. The wind suddenly kicks up, red electricity flying off a forming ball of light, and the ball expands into a portal. Out steps a clone of Computer comes out, who declares that he is evil.

The next day, Computer declaring it elimination time, but before that he is interrupted by an Evil Computer. Card excitedly approaches Evil Computer, voicing her excitement towards a new friend. Cringe Pill declares that his cloning machine worked, Computer asks Evil Computer who he is. Evil Computer starts to introduce himself, realizes what he is saying, then introduces himself as "Computer the Second". Computer is shocked by this and asks if this means that Computer "The Second" is his son, to which he says yes. Computer accepts this answer, saying that it explains "why [he's] so devilishly handsome", and lets him help co-host. the show he accepts the co-host position and hosts the elimination. In total, there was 1,341 votes.  Cringe Pill is eliminated with 728 votes. Water Bottle and Card are safe with 386 and 227 votes respectively, Cringe Pill asks what he did, to which Water Bottle tells him that he did nothing, contributes nothing to the show, and is "un-based". Computer grabs Cringe Pill, and in a flash of white, Cringe Pill is trapped within one of Computer's LEDs.

Computer begins to explain the next challenge, when he is attacked by Evil Computer. he announces that he lied about who he is, and that he will destroy Computer and take over as host "forever". Computer retaliates by changing the challenge: defeat Evil Computer. Whoever defeats him wins immunity, Scat uses his Dumb Destroyer on him, but Evil Computer blocks this with a forcefield, which, when dispelled, sends Scat flying. Evil Computer then notices a tidal wave, summoned by Water Bottle coming at him. He defends himself yet again with his forcefield, telling her that she wasn't even close. he then kicks her into the air. He then notices Card's giant confetti cannon pointing directly at him. It blasts at Evil Computer and sends him flying into the sky. Computer declares Card the winner, while Scat and Water Bottle are up for elimination.

Card telling Water Bottle that she hopes that she makes it to the finale, to which Water Bottle agrees, on the basis that she'll get to kick Card's "bleep". Shocked, Card asks when Water Bottle was ever mean. Water Bottle tells her that since the viewers can't vote for her anymore, she can do whatever she wants.

Computer begins the final elimination of the season. In total, there was 5,308 votes. Scat is eliminated with least votes with 2,170 votes, with Water Bottle receiving 3,138, enough for her to make her go to the finale, Computer grabs Scat, and in a flash of white, Scat is within one of Computer's LEDs. Computer then announces that it's time for the finale, and releases the eliminated contestants, much to Scat's confusion. Blood Bag yells at Computer for holding then there for years, and Computer corrects them; it was only two days.

Computer then explains the final challenge: to get the prize! He flings the lotion down a nearby cliff and explains that whoever can get it to him first is the winner. Water Bottle jumps down the cliff after the lotion. She lands safely, using her powers to summon water to break her fall, and sprints off after the lotion, which is rolling into the forest ahead. Card exclaims that she's behind. When Computer asks why she's still just standing there, she sprints down the nearby hill in order to catch up. Water Bottle is running after the lotion, she then suddenly falls and lands in a pit. When she questions the pit's existence, Card perks over the edge of it. She apologizes to Water Bottle, telling her that it's for her own good, and then leaves her there, ignoring her protests. Before Card can start her search for the lotion, she is attacked by an unseen assailant, Back with Computer and the eliminated contestants, Blood Bag complains about how long the challenge is taking. Cringe Pill agrees, citing his need to "post [his] cat on r/chonkers within the next hour if [he wants to] become manager of the subreddit". Scat tells Cringe Pill that he didn't ask.

Suddenly, Evil Computer announces his return, Blood Bag asks what he is doing here, Computer tells Evil Computer they will defeat him again but Evil Computer tells him "We Are Unstoppable", after Computer asks him what he is talking about, he then hears another voice and sees that there is an Evil Clone of Blood Bag, Computer asks how there is an Evil Clone of Blood Bag, Evil Computer tells him when Computer was shot with the cloning machine, Blood Bag was inside of him, as they had just been eliminated. When Evil Computer got blasted away, he found Evil Blood Bag, and then recruited him to his cause. The contestants and evil counterparts then fight. Scat claims that they are too strong, even for him, it might be the end for Computer and the contestants, then suddenly, Water Bottle returns, announcing that she has the Really Good Smelling Lotion, and that she wins the season. Card asks Water Bottle to save them, telling her that she doesn't need to be mean anymore. Water Bottle realizes that Card right.

Water Bottle uncaps the lotion and points it at Evil Computer and Evil Blood Bag. They each take a whiff, and then start grabbing for the lotion desperately. She then flings the lotion directly into the sun. It burns up upon contact. Evil Computer and Evil Blood Bag chase after it, also burning up upon contact with the sun. Card is delighted that Water Bottle has saved them. Cringe Pill starts to voice adoration towards Water Bottle, but she cuts him off; she already has a boyfriend. Computer declares Water Bottle the winner of The Daily Object Show. but since the Really Good Smelling Lotion was "destroyed", he gives her a coupon for Jack in the Crack instead. He then leaves. The contestants are then seen sitting on the sidewalk of a road next to a Jack in The Crack, eating food together.

The stinger shows a shot of the abandoned set. A hand reaches from offscreen, grabs the Cloner 3000, and pulls it away In Cobalt Mountain, A red lighting Strucks Cobalt Blue soul and takes his spirit to the sky.