Danger Above!: Part 2: City Escape!/Transcript

## What Happened Before in the Last Episode

(Cut to the previously on screen.)

Red: (Narrates.) Previously on The Angry Birds Show...

(The flashback begins with the balloon animals from Part 1.)

Jay: Ta-da!

Jake: Tada!!

Jim: TADA!!!!!!

(Everything in the flashback pauses.)

Red: (His shadow walks onto screen.) Wha-uh?! That never actually happened!

Jay: Yeah, we didn't really want to bore the viewers out with a expositioning flashback, so we decided to show them a fun flashback.

Jim: & their flashbacks.

(Red sighs & grabs camera. He flashes it right into the triplet's eyes.)

Jay, Jake & Jim: (Jay) OW!! My eyes! (Jake) GET ME A TOWEL!!! (Jim) I CAN'T HOLD YOU MUCH LONGER!!!!!!!!!!

(Jay, Jake & Jim scream crash off-screen.)

Red: There. (To the viewers.) Now we can get to the *real* story!

(Flashback to many scenes in Part 1.)

Red: Now, back to our show... & our chase. (He throws the camera away.) Now how do I turn the slideshow off?

(Red presses some buttons on a remote, but only show random pictures.)

Red: No! Wrong button!!

(Red accidentally points to remote towards himself & zaps himself, knocking him out. Luckily, it also turned off the slideshow.)

## City Exploration

(Cut back the present day.)

Matilda: I never knew there was another city!

Chuck: Me too! But wait, this is a secret city is it?! Hey city! Are you a hidden city watching us from every angle?!

(The buildings look at each other, confused.)

Red: I think it was just a regular city floating on a island.

Bomb: Hey! There's apartments here!

Birds: (Chat happily.)

(Bomb looks in a apartment room.)

Hal: How did you get up there?!

(Zoom out to reveal Bomb standing on a ladder.)

Bomb: Uh, I used the ladder, brainiac!

Hal: Well, I suggest you get down, mate, 'cause you're gonna--

Bomb: Don't worry! I'll be fine!

(The ladder starts to tip over. Bomb looks down.)

Bomb: Aw crud. (He screams as the ladder falls over & flattens him & the Birds into slices.)

Red: Ugh! We gotta focus on the-- Hey, are those floating chairs?!

(Red rushes off & grabs a firetruck, climbs up the ladder, & looks through the window.)

Red: Wow! (He gets down from the ladder & the Birds reform themselves.)

Matilda: (Looks up to see the Pigs flying away in their flattened sack & Ross jumps off.) Yikes! We lost track of time! We gotta get the Pigs!

Red: Furious fires, you're right!

(A loud gritting sound is heard.)

Jay: Am I the only one who's gonna ask "What was that?"

(The Birds turn around & see a giant sawblade. They all scream in terror & run away.)

## Getting Through The City

(After running many miles the Birds get between 2 large buildings with a thin space.)

Hal: There's nowhere to run!

Matilda: We're done for!

Chuck: But you realizw that if we use the cartoon physics, we can get through these buildings!

(Cut to a flashforward predictable plan. Blueprint drawings of the Angry Birds squeeze through the space, but they are then sliced through by the sawblade.)

Red: (Off-screen.) But you realize that if we do that, the sawblade is so thin that it could slice us into grapefruit insides!

(The blueprint crumbles up & jump off-screen.)

Red: But you remember what I say: "When one plan will fall, I will always prepare with unbreakable metal! (Pulls out a piece of unbreakable metal & throws it in the way of the sawblade, where the sawblade falls apart & stops spinning.)

(Everyone cheers.)

Chuck: Now we can go through the thin space with the cartoon physics.

(Everyone else stops cheering & sigh.)

(Cut to the Birds slipping through the thin space & they are now 2-dimensional.)

Red: I guess I was wrong about that idea. But I was claustrophobic you idiots!!!

Chuck: Sorry. I watch a ton of cartoons.

## Fixing the Truck

(The Birds see a ladder behind them & they climb up it.)

Red: The long height wasn't even hard.

Matilda: Yeah but the ladder was just 5 inches high.

Chuck: Oh boy!!

(The Birds look ahead & gasp. The screen zips forward to see a bunch of spaced out buildings.)

Hal: This could be harder than we thought.

Chuck: But we just need to do parkour!

(The Birds make large leaps to the buildings & reach a building with a broken military truck.)

Hal: Woah!

Jim: Hey! There's a letter! (He picks up the letter. He reads it.) "Dear, Angry Birds. I was riding this (Soon, Ross' voice starts blending in with Jim's voice.) truck, but when I hit that sawblade ramp-- (Soon, Ross' voice taakes over.) BAM!!!!!!! I crashed into this building. Find the ingredients in this order:

1. The sawblade that can be attached to the extendable arm.
2. The rocket thrusters that can be attached under the truck.
3. The storage compartments for deploying PIG robots."

Farewell, SOR.

Chuck: Huh?

Matilda: SOR? I never heard that before.

Bomb: I guess it's time we can go do this job.

Red: No, wait-- (The Birds zip off.)

(Red sadly sighs.)

Red: (To the viewers.) Hey. If you rearrange the letters in SOR, it kinda says Ross!

### Military Chase

(The Birds zip back at him.)

Chuck: We got the supplies for the note!

Red: (Angrily) NO! THE LETTER WAS A TRICK & SOR WAS ACTUALLY ROSS!!! YOU FOOLS JUST FOLLOWED THE DIRECTIONS!

(Ross screams in anger from inside the truck.)

Ross: (He steps out of the truck.) You discovered that the note was a joke trap! & thanks for fixing my truck! Now it's time to die!!!

(He gets into the truck & laughs insanely as he chases the Birds throughout the city. The Birds scream as they are being chased.)

Chuck: How do we stop that thing?!

Hal: (Looks at Matilda; gasps.) That's it! (He moves over & grabs Matilda.)

Matilda: What the-- hey! Wait, good idea!

(Hal squeezes Matilda & a Egg Bomb comes out & it hits the truck, blowing it up & Ross flies through the air screaming & is covered in a pile of junk, unconscious.)

Red: Now to get the Eggs!

(The Birds jump onto buildings. They reach King Pig & Foreman Pig, They shriek & fight back. The sky becomes morning time & the Birds & Pigs gasp in sight of a sky city with a "To be continued" sign made in clouds appearing overhead. The episode ends. For how this episode began, click here & for more info, click here.)