Transcripts/The Siege of Canterlot City

—Official warning

## The Siege of Canterlot City

**LMB opening theme**

[on the way from Vernadia to Canterlot City]
**Luna**: Canterlot High School and its chic armies will bleed us dry with their excessive demands. We must bide our time for now but we will crush them once Uncle Diana arrives!
**Citizens of Canterlot City**: Lord Luna, you must help us, Canterlot High School is preparing the siege on our great city. Search for Captain Tony and his father – President Diana, they probably standby at the presidential palace.
**Canterlot City police chief**: Welcome to Canterlot City. Follow me, I will lead you to the palace right now.
[in Canterlot Presidential Palace]
**Principal Tony**: Bah! These negotiations with Canterlot High School are of no use, it's time to prepare for the war.
[Luna arrives]
**Principal Tony**: Welcome, Luna. Here at our Canterlot Presidential Palace. We'll assign our civilians to collect the resources to pay off the Canterlot High soldiers until President Diana arrives with his pony army. The citizens of Petrovburg and Canterlot City can provide us with resources, but we must beware of the Canterlot High bastards.
**Citizens of Petrovburg**: [giving some resources per 5 minutes] This is all that we can spare.
**Citizens of Canterlot City**: [giving some resources per 5 minutes] This is all that we can spare.
[in the Canterlot High's headquarters at Manehattan]
**Princess Aulia**: Surely, I have hear false reports, my darling. Not even Luna would mount his journey in this deadly war!
**King Sombra**: I have fought with the families before Luna. His recent families do not wait until summer to stir.
[back in Canterlot City]
*Lack of gold has led to an outbreak of plague in Canterlot City, the people are tormented in the streets. This curse magic by Princess Aulia will recur as the Canterlot Presidential civilians did not tribute some gold for the Canterlot High Forces.*
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: Eat this, you ungrateful peasants!
**Principal Tony**: The tyrants from Canterlot High School keep attacking our trade routes on the Canterlot-Vernadia Silk Road. We should defend the trade carts so that we don't lose the gold.
**King Sombra**: We expect 400 gold as usual. Dare to refuse, you will face Aulia's curse spells and the wrath of Canterlot High School!
*The gold supply is limited, the transports must be delivered quickly, Canterlot High School will extort the wealth of Canterlot Presidentials with no mercy and remorse for otherwise. Should that happen, Petrovburg will fall to Princess Aulia.*
[Canterlot Presidential civilians send 400 gold for Canterlot High School]
**King Sombra**: That will do... for now.
*Messengers have arrived from Equestria. Seborga desires to join the alliance with Canterlot and Vernadia. Rumor has it that treasures from France can be found there.*
**Mayor Piccinino**: Please, spare us, President Diana. We will join you if you bring a diplomat to our Town Hall, then we will allow you to have some French treasures.
[twenty minutes later]
**King Sombra**: So, Luna is on his way to bringing us more tribute. Very well, send us 600 gold.
[Canterlot Presidential civilians send 600 gold for Canterlot High School]
*1,000 gold have been delivered as King Sombra demands. 2,000 are needed to secure the victory over Canterlot High's outrageous demands.*
**King Sombra**: We knew that Luna is a generous boy. You will hear from us again... soon.
[twenty minutes later]
**King Sombra**: We are under the impression that there is more gold where that came from. We now want 1,000 gold.
[Canterlot Presidential civilians send 1,000 gold for Canterlot High School]
**King Sombra**: Our coffers are filled with Petrovburger gold. That will be enough for now. You can run back to your little palace, Luna.
[President Diana finally arrives from Equestria]
*Vladimir Diana – the noble gentleman, has arrived with the tons of food supplies delivered by the Equestria Pony Riders. The people of Canterlot City and all of Petrovburg are well-fed, not only that the starvation has been averted, but Luna has a surplus of gold to devote to his family and friends. Canterlot Presidentials' soldiers are very strong, and morale has never been better! Build up an army, arrest Princess Aulia for her pretensions, and drive away the Canterlot High soldiers once and for all! Victory is close at hand.*
**Principal Tony**: The presidential pony army under President Diana has arrived! We will show those Canterlot High bastards the cost of meddling within our Republic of Petrovburg!
**President Diana**: Our ponies cannot wait to drive the Canterlot High out of our republic!
**Principal Tony**: [to President Diana] Long time no see, dad.
[Canterlot High School changed diplomatic stance with you to "Enemy"]
[Canterlot High Forces changed diplomatic stance with you to "Enemy"]
**King Sombra**: Luna, we heard that you are leading the presidential army against us? A very unwise decision that will cost the republic!
**Princess Aulia**: Soldiers of the Canterlot High! Tear down these walls defending the presidential palace, and bring me Luna's head!
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: Let's kill Luna! Send him to Jahannam's hell, and take all of his families and friends with us!
[siege begins]
**President Diana**: The enemy moves against us! Man the walls!
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: CHARGE!!!
**Princess Aulia**: You Petrovburger dogs have sullied our lands long enough! We will drive you from the world, and then into the hell!
**Citizens of Canterlot City**: Help! The Canterlot High are ravaging our town!
**Princess Aulia**: I have dozens of trebuchets! [evil laughs]
**Principal Tony**: [to the CPU soldiers] Don't let up, men! We have to seize the fate of the republic in the name of Allah!
[Seborga District changed diplomatic stance with you to "Ally"]
*Seborga has joined the alliance. Its imported treasures and food supplies from France have been opened for Vernadia and Canterlot City.*
**Mayor Piccinino**: I hope that I and my citizens can learn from any mistake. From now on, we'll fight for Petrovburg!
**Crystal Prep General**: Petrovburg, we share a common enemy. Perhaps you would be interested in a temporary alliance against the people of Canterlot High School?
[Crystal Prep Forces changed diplomatic stance with you to "Ally"]
**Crystal Prep General**: So, an alliance it is? Very well. Just don't get in our way.
[]
**Luna**: Mom is the true backbone of our presidential army. We can hire her and these celestial men for 1,500 gold.
[Canterlot Presidential civilians send 1,500 gold to their beloved secretary]
**Principal Celestia**: Death to Canterlot High School – the home of the traitors of Petrovburg!
**Princess Aulia**: How have you dare to swear that the Canterlot High will die?! I swear back, you will not go unpunished with this!
**Principal Tony**: Aulia has dare to our secretary too harshly! She will pay for this defiance with her own life and blood!
[Canterlot High's military camp at Los Santos has been destroyed]
[Crystal Prep Forces changed diplomatic stance with you to "Enemy"]
*The Crystal Preps have joined Princess Aulia by her side! Their troops have landed and are about to attack Seborga! Seborga urgently requesting help from Canterlot Presidential Army!*
**Crystal Prep General**: Without our main rival – the Canterlot High, weakened, it is time that we take what is rightfully ours.
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: [evil giggles] Sounds good, Crystal Preps.
**Mayor Piccinino**: The Crystal Preps are attacking! We must defend our district!
**President Diana**: What a chic sight. The Principal of the Canterlot High is so tyrant, he torments anyone who dare to stand in the Canterlot High's way, and spares no mercy to any victims.
[Crystal Prep Forces defeated]
**Crystal Prep General**: You have defeated our fierce cavalry archers?! Very well, we will keep our promise and retreat back to Equestria right now.
*The Crystal Preps have been expelled! Seborga and its French delegates offer sincere thanks.*
**Mayor Piccinino**: Merci de nous avoir sauvé. Thank you for saving us.
[back to Canterlot Presidential Palace]
**Principal Celestia**: My brother – Diana, I have waited long weeks to hear from you. I believe that Aulia and her darling – Sombra, must be punished for terrorizing our Petrovburg on the behalf of Communism and Zionism! The symbol of defiance against our country's sovereignty – called Canterlot High School, must be toppled! My most elite foot archers are at your disposal.
**President Diana**: It is agreed, Finn. Aulia shall die for her tyranny and crime, or I will forfeit my presidential crown, I swear it.
**Principal Celestia**: But you must promise to me, Brother Diana, that Aulia will be captured to avert the wrath of Petrovburg's people.
[siege becomes more big]
**Princess Aulia**: You are weak, Luna! The forces of Canterlot High School will ultimately bring you to your knees! I can offer you two choices: one within the pathetic palace, and one outside of it – but they are both death!
**Citizens of Petrovburg**: Don't let Canterlot Presidentials be destroyed, Lord Luna, or we'll be forced to serve Princess Aulia!
**President Diana**: [to the police chief] Sire, I need you to travel to the CHS military camp outside the city. Capture Aulia, and bring her to me so that I may persuade her that ruling all of Petrovburg is enough.
**Canterlot City police chief**: Of course, Your Highness. The Canterlot High will not surrender, unless my men will capture Princess Aulia to be held accountable for her tyranny. [to his men] Come, men! Let's make haste!
**Luna**: Soldiers of Canterlot Presidentials, our journey will not end here! Install the deadly guns to the wagons, we will blast all of Canterlot High's assaults!
[zap! zap! zap!]
[hundreds of the CHS soldiers died]
**Princess Aulia**: No! He is very strong than I had expected! How does this chic boy continue to snatch victory, even of his defiant family, from the jaws of defeat?!
[]
**Vernadia Holy Imam**: It is good to see a piety boy. Our mosque is isolated and we urgently need more hands to do the heavy lifting around here. Can you help us?
[after Luna escorts some presidential civilians to the holy mosque]
**Vernadia Holy Imam**: Thank you, wise son. As a sign of gratitude, you can have this relic of ours.
**Luna**: Success. Inspired by the trust of the Holy Imam, his scholars now flock to join our force.
**Principal Tony**: If the leader is righteous, so too is the journey. Lead us to victory for Petrovburg!
**Princess Aulia**: So, Luna, do you think Allah is in your side? How many more Petrovburger chic will you corrupt with your zeal? [more aggressive] How many more must my Canterlot High knights ride down?!
**Principal Tony**: That's it, Aulia! May Allah punishes you for your unforgivable tyranny!
**Canterlot Presidential soldiers**: [chanting] Death to Princess Aulia! The traitor of the Petrovburger nation and fatherland!
[clang!]
**Princess Aulia**: Zut alors! It cannot be! Luna has penetrated my defenses with his army! Fight with furor, Canterlot High! Lest those infidels kill us all!
[Petrovburg's national policemen have arrived]
**Princess Aulia**: Stay away from me, bastards! Stay away!
**Canterlot City police chief**: Freeze! Princess Aulia, you are under arrest for the tyranny and the country abuse! Meet the President right now!
[Princess Aulia has been shooted, and arrested]
**King Sombra**: Aulia... oh no! The Princess has fallen into the hands of the insidious Petrovs! This is a dark day for the Canterlot High Forces...
**Princess Aulia**: [muffled] You are quite strong, Luna... I commend your bravery. But don't forget, Canterlot High School is unbreakable, even of my sons! I promise that one day Petrovburg will be mine to rule!
[Princess Aulia dragged to the palace]
[Petrovburg national policemen chuckled]
**Principal of Canterlot High School**: Oh, damn it!
**King Sombra**: Retreat! Leave everything behind!
**Citizens of Petrovburg**: We did it! Canterlot High's attack on Canterlot City has failed!
**Vernadia Holy Imam**: Canterlot is free at last. Bless you, Petrovburg's countrymen.
**President Diana**: We have finally rid ourselves of those hefty tribute demands. Our Canterlot Presidential Palace and Canterlot Presidential University can prosper forevermore!
*The armies of Canterlot High School have been vanquished! Canterlot Presidential Palace, through expert leadership, has ensured its freedom.*
**YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!**
[Canterlot High School defeated]
[Canterlot High Forces defeated]
[Canterlot High Loyalists defeated]
**THE END**