Wait, There's a Plot?

> "*Don't you fools get it? This world is completely arbitrary. I'm a werewolf one day, i'm a seer the next. Who cares? Who cares about any of this? We are pawns in a larger game. So go ahead old man. Take your shot, it won't matter, because the next day i'll be up again fit as a fiddle*"
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## Wait, There's a Plot?

### Scenarios

* Magazine Magazine News
* Cyberpunk is Still Cool in 2018, right?
* Reality Island 2: The Reality-ing

### Cast Present

* Kristen
* JoJo
* Alex
* Scott
* Cami
* Juno
* Shyner (Scenario 1)
* Darby (Scenario 1)
* Queen
* Adric (Scenario 2,3)
* Kikyo
* Diva (Guest)
* Communism (Scenario 2,3)

### Release Date

February 27, 2018

"Wait, There's a Plot?" is the third episode of the first season of Discord Murder Part and the third episode overall.

This episode features the first mention of a plot. It is also the only episode with 3 scenarios.

## Plot Summary:

### Scenario 1: Magazine Magazine News

A publishing office is trying to gain popularity, but struggling due to everything being electronic. The company is run by Your Boss, and the members of her crew are: Abigail Cornelius, an intern. Charmen Toyletpaper, who works on advertising. Danielle Michaels, who does design. Dr. McGillicutty, chief resource for anything science. Harold Press, another intern. Jarlem Yesterday Jesbelnamm (Pronounced Yarlem Jesterday Yesbelnamm), some guy in a loincloth. John, the janitor. Kitty Cromwell, in charge of catalogues. Maggie Gizzard, the photographer. And Matilda Guilbeaux, the editor. Two of the members of the crew are trying to get their own crime blog, by killing people, naturally.

The next day, alongside realising that there is a distinct lack of coffee, they see that Harold was murdered, drowned in the coffee he was making. They learn he was an FBI agent. It’s also revealed that Matilda had been lucky during the night. Back on track, the group discusses possible suspects, all while Abigail complains about needing to clean the blood, Maggie rushes over to take a picture of the dead body and Jarlem doing his own thing. The group decides to fire Kitty because she was quick to nominate herself as leader and she didn't like the rest of the crew. She was the sex column researcher who gave Matilda a lucky night.

Next day, Boss explains what happened during the night. Danielle was up late choosing fonts for Charmen, with Jarlem staring her down from the closet and Boss doing something in their closed office. Danielle was attacked by Maggie, but she remembered inspiring words she read while eating pizza and retaliated and strangled Maggie. With one murderer down, the group discusses the other possible murderer, but before that they discusses for a leader and elect Matilda. It is then that John is accused, mostly due to not doing his job. But at the last second, before he is killed by a stapler to the head, he pulls out his gun and shoots McGillicutty. After that, the remaining people decide to stay at the office for the night with Jarlem finally getting to sleep under the desk.

Next morning, Jarlem is discovered dead, remaining under the desk forever. And so, Matilda narrows it down to Charmen and Abigail, claiming that she saved Danielle. Abigail tries to refute the claim, saying that she is the mysterious writer that saved Danielle. The argument heats up, until Danielle sides with Matilda and they out vote Abigail and Charmen thanks to Matilda’s title as writing lead. And so it’s revealed that Abigail is indeed the culprit. She dies by a paper shredder, because the Boss asked for blood. And so, Matilda and Danielle celebrate with drinks. And Charmen is forgotten.

### Scenario 2: Cyberpunk is Still Cool in 2018, right?

It's the year 20XX and the memes have become eternal. With the defeat of Google and Amazon, it’s up to the soldiers of Peace and Love Incorporated to save the world. We have 3m1lY (3rd mech 1 year, or just Emily) a robot with functions, B1u3, a human who got past the meme police with a ticket, Belle Marie, a medic for both humans and bots, Dr. McGillicutty, who only came in because he thought it was MegaMan, H0rus (House 0 rush down unit), a cyber gladiator, Iris Lector, who wants to liberate robots, Terios, artificial life force from a space colony, The Liberated Sex Robot (Designation D.I.C.K), who was liberated thanks to Iris and Tr011, someone lost who just wants to be cool. Also Communism is dead. The memes have infiltrated the ranks of the rebellion in order to infect them with memes.

After the first night, in the morning they realise that H0rus has been affected by the memes. As such they shut him down before he alerted the others. After they remember that their old rebel leader that died in the fire, so they decide to elect a new leader. The group unanimously agrees for Iris to be leader due to having liberated robots and made them join their side. After they realise that only someone of their group could have infected H0rus with memes. Terios consults McGillicutty for his knowledge, with the latter’s only conclusion that H0rus is now a memey robot. They continue to discuss, who could possibly have infected H0rus, coming to multiple dead ends. They end up accusing Tr011, at first because he was quiet, only to reveal he was eating outdated burritos and that he wasn’t sharing them. McGillicutty officially accuses Tr011 for unknown alibi and the possibility he might have snuck away to get burritos. Tr011 argues that he was in the bathroom the whole time and having the burritos for a month. The majority votes yes to kill Tr011. Unfortunately, they never get the burritos because he throws them off a cliff. Due to all this, the group goes to bed, because they had no energy left to do rebel stuff.

The next day, they wake up only to find out that D.I.C.K. has been infected by memes. Iris grieves over the lost of D.I.C.K. and wants revenge. While the group tries to get over the loss of the Liberated Robot, Iris accuses McGillicutty out of spite. 3m1lY calms down the group as they take their breaths and recollect their minds. B1u3 is accused first due to his location. Although the accusations turn back to McGillicutty because he is a traveller. McGillicutty defends himself with capitalism. With a near unanimous vote, McGillicutty goes meta which just sends everyone in chaos and then he is ejected from the game. And so the rebellion goes back to sleep for a final night.

The final day arises, only to reveal that B1u3 has been somehow infected with memes. But it’s too late, they’ve been located. The remaining four have to quickly identify the traitor. They ask for Terios his backstory and so he gives it, but nothing that could indict him as a traitor. With 3 minutes left, 3m1lY admits that she has not fulfilled her true function of self-destruction. Belle tries to stop 3m1lY, but it’s too late, self-destruction is on. The countdown goes down, and at the last second, 3m1lY takes out Terios with the blast, but...it’s over. The true faces of Belle and Iris come to light. Iris reveals that she hadn’t been liberating robots for their own sake and she only liberated D.I.C.K. for her own pleasure. Belle then reveals herself to be the doctor who treated Terios’ sister. In the end, the memes have completely taken over with Belle and Iris laughing about their success in taking down the rebellion.

### Scenario 3: Reality Island 2: The Reality-ing

A group of self-important dicks are competing in the reality show that's basically every reality show all at once. Our contestants are: Antoinette Lulabelle, The self proclaimed perfect package. Dr. McGillicutty, he's been on this show before. John, he's here again. Julie Ann Drew, an actress known for her roles in Mary Pippins and The Princess Chronicles. Mr. Help Tey Kidnapa Meee, he's here by his own free will. Robert the Boss, an artist. Sissel and Vincent Petit, Sissel claims she was abducted by aliens which is where she believes her half alien son Vincent came from. Bill the Intern, he's only here because of his dead brother Steve. Two of the contestants are bro-wolves who want to kill all the other contestants just because they're better than everyone else.

The next day, Julie Ann Drew was inspired to sing due to the sunlight but her voice was cut off by the bro-wolves, also Antoinette got a very poorly made tie-dye T-Shirt. The group decided to elect Bill as team leader. The group discussed alibis, John suspected Bill because from what he remembered, his brother Steve was a were-bro. The others didn't remember it being that way and Bill brought up Steve's interest in guns, which led to the group accusing John because he was confident that Steve was a bro-wolf. As the host escorted John away she shoved him into the bathroom, however he was just a regular townsfolk.

The next day, Vincent got a friendship bracelet and Mr. Help was found strangled to death by friendship bracelets. After discussing for minutes, the group accused Sissel due to her strange backstory, the way she treated Vincent and how she dodged the questions. After being voted out, Sissel revealed that she was a bro-wolf and that Vincent was the result of a one night stand.

The next day, Vincent got cereal that was made the previous day, and Antoinette was found bro-fisted to death, she was revealed to be a huge nerd who was trying to find out who the bro-wolves were. Bill was starting to get suspicious about the Host who dodged the subject, Bill later revealed himself as the one who gave out the gifts to Antoinette and Vincent. Robert the Boss was suspected because he was acting very calm in the current situation, Dr. McGillicutty was also suspected due to his presence and enthusiasm.

In the end, Robert was voted out, he revealed himself as the gunslinger and aimed the gun at Dr. McGillicutty, who revealed himself as the final bro-wolf. But before dying, he gave a final monologue about previous games and the nature of the games themselves, he vanished just before Robert could shoot him and the island swallowed him whole, leaving only Bill and Vincent. Bill yelled at the host and demanded that the show wouldn't run any longer, only for her to reveal that the show never ran. She ended the scenario shortly thereafter ignoring Bill's questions as to what she truly was.

## Starring

* Kristen Trawczynski as Murder God (Your Boss)
* JoJoSoda as Maggie Gizzard, B1u3, and Vincent Petit
* Alex Beckham as Dr. McGillicutty
* Scott Orenstein as Harold Press, Terios, and Bill the Intern
* Cami-Cat as Daniele Michaels, 3m1IY, and Julie Ann Drew
* Juno Son as Charmen Toyletpaper, H0rus, and Robert the Boss
* Shyner as Abigail Cornelius
* Darby Cupit as Jarlem Yesterday Jesbelnamm
* QueenCreeps as Matilda Guilbeaux, Iris Lector, and Sissel Petit
* Adric as The Liberated Sex Robot D.I.C.K and Mr. Help Tey Kidnapa Meee
* Kikyo Yuuki as John and Tr011
* Melodiva as Kitty Cromwell, Belle Marie, and Antoinette Lulabelle
* ~~Communism~~

## Gallery

Cast of Scenario 1Cast of Scenario 2Fanart of the end of Scenario 2 by JunoCast of Scenario 3The Official Design of Dr. McGillicutty by JoJo on streamArtwork of Robert the Boss and Dr. McGillicutty from the episode logArtwork of Dr. McGillicutty's ending monologue from the episode logArtwork of Robert the Boss with a gun from the episode logConcept art of Murder God on stream