YKS to YYC

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**Video:**
yks to yyc.mp4

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## Episode Summary

**Audio:**

It's Calgary Awareness Month.

Mike and JF from Your Kickstarter Sucks agreed that they will uproot their lives and move to Calgary. This is legally binding and true and we caught it on tape.

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**Video:**

It's Calgary Awareness Month.

Mike and JF from Your Kickstarter Sucks agreed that they will uproot their lives and move to Calgary. This is legally binding and true and we caught it on tape.

## Notable Events

* This is the first episode of Calgary Awareness Month in 2021, focusing primarily on spreading Calgary Awareness by convincing Mike and JF to go from *YKS* to YYC.
* Josiah and Drew were joined by Mike and JF from *Your Kickstarter Sucks* Podcast.
* Josiah and Drew discussed how a lot of people are saying that listening to Globe Hell Warning is a way to become a good person and that it's the new leftist podcast and that it's activism and that it's like the new Bible.
* Josiah and Drew revealed that they got a small grant/bursary of $40,000 from the city of Calgary to do Calgary Awareness Month this year. With the money, they both got Rolexes, though they had not yet arrived by the time of this episode's recording.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Nashville North at Calgary Stampede 2018" about Nashville North.
* JF showed his inner thighs.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Nashville North - Calgary Stampede 2014" about getting your butt down to Nashville North.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew briefly watched a video called "National Cowboy Poetry Gathering: "Purt Near!" with Randy Rieman" about the cowboy culture in Nevada.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "National Cowboy Poetry Gathering: Jack George performs "The Sierry Petes" by Gail I. Gardner" about the cowboy culture in Nevada.
* At 11:09 into the episode, Drew hung up. He returned at 11:29.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Cowboy Poetry" about the cowboy culture in Calgary.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Calgary Italian Icons Share Their Rich Culture And Heritage" about Italian culture in Calgary.
* At 21:02 into the episode, Mike disappeared. He reappeared at 21:10.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Childcare is a Serious Problem in Canada" about childcare in Calgary.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Pros and Cons of Living in Calgary Downtown" about living in downtown Calgary.
* Josiah and Drew discussed having Josiah's barber on the show in future.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Calgary Real Estate - The Home Inspection Rant" about home inspections and how they differ from the United States.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew introduced a new segment called Mike's Mic where everyone listens to Mike give his thoughts on what he's learned so far and how he feels about moving to Calgary. In the first segment of Mike's Mic, Mike shared that he feels that it is on the buyer to have your home inspected and have a contractor detail what they find because you gotta have receipts.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Northern Hills Mural - Calgary Alberta" about how the community of Northern Hills made history this past weekend with the completion of the longest mural in Canada!
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Leroy and Leroy's Guide to the Big Blue Ring of Calgary Part 1" about the giant blue ring that's about 25 minutes outside of Calgary.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "K-von makes gorgeous host laugh on the Calgary News!" about how comedian K-von breaks down why comedy is so important & displays why his pants are so tight these days.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "FunnyFest Comedy is Green - Hippies burn 70% more efficiently than coal" about the good comedy scene in Calgary.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "A Weekend In My Life Downtown Calgary Alberta" about the weekend nightlife in Calgary.
* Josiah, Mike, JF, and Drew watched a video called "Cold and Rainy Saturday Evening in Downtown Calgary On 21th August, 2021. #Calgary" about Stephens Avenue, aka World Wide Walk, on Josiah's birthday.
* Drew revealed he has a YYC tattoo on his buttcheek.
* JF revealed he does not want to move to Calgary, partially because of the pants sizes and partially because of the smoking; however, he relented in the end. Mike said he would love to leave everything behind and go, and he was already closing his accounts. They both firmly committed (on tape) to move to Calgary at the end of the episode.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "That was a bit nasty."
* [In response to Drew disconnecting from the call immediately after making them all watch a video of a little boy cowboy reading poetry] "Drew has some sort of trigger on his wi-fi when he starts watching too many little boy poetry videos, it kicks him off."
* [On the topic of what they all remember of their grandpa] "I'm just having this sort of harsh memory of my grandpa telling me I had a face for radio, and how that really did come true."
* [On the topic of how his grandpa didn't know that radio would end up being video] "Yeah! Take that! Piece of shit!"
* "That is what they say in Calgary: 'Good eye, mate!' "
* "He admit it!"
* [On the topic of post-tax income] "Drew should have to pay a 'post' tax uh on Twitter."
* "He admit it."
* "Sheeeeesh!"
* "Calgarians are just like us."
* "Stephen Avenue, kind of the center of Calgary. The beating heart here, we're walking down right now."

### Drew

* "You don't *need* to be nasty to make people laugh, Josiah."
* "You can show your penis!"
* [On the topic of what Nashville North is] "Well, it's like Nashville but it's -- it's uh north."
* "Well, it is kinda old-timey, and that's something I love about Calgary is that -- Abso-- well, it's not just about dust, it's about that cowboy culture. And that's something that I hold close to my heart in Calgary. Um, so I wanted to share some uh cowboy poetry with you guys."
* "I actually went to the same high school as the guy who invented Spolumbo's sausage, so..."
* [On the topic of Deerfoot] "This is our fastest road in Calgary. If you wanna drive fast, this is where you go."
* "Josiah's the far left."
* [In response to JF saying he knows what Drew does with his booty-hole] "Yeah, poop out of it."
* [On the topic of oil derricks] "We love oil."
* "Sheeeeesh!"
* [On the topic of wind chill being fake Fauci shit] "Nah, nah, Fauci wouldn't lead us wrong."
* [On the topic of Mike and JF not understanding how to say they were moving to Calgary, which means Josiah and Drew don't get the $40,000 stipend/bursary from the city of Calgary] "We're fucked, Josiah. I already bought the Rolex."

### Mike

* [On the topic of Josiah] "Well, this guy's gotta be nasty right away."
* "I *love* when something's dusty."
* "Sheeeeesh."
* [On the topic of grass] "Yeah, do you guys have that up there?"
* [On the topic of moving to Calgary] "Oh yeah, I would love to leave my -- everything behind, just go. I would love to just go and disappear. That would be so nice, wouldn't it? Nobody knows where you are! Just start all over."
* "I'm Mike Hale -- (JF: 'And I'm JF.') And we are moving to Calgary, Canada."

### JF

* "Cause I don't know if you guys heard about this, but I actually heard that um because of the uh -- and this is funny -- because of the um -- because of the UPS strike that's going on now in this point in history of time, um they're actually merging with -- UPS is actually merging with FedEx. Um, and I don't know if you heard what they're gonna call the new c-- Did you hear what they're gonna call the new company? Yeah, yeah, well, it turns out they're actually gonna call it FedUp!"
* "The guy with the cowboy hat and the short-sleeve flannel on: that's my type of guy."
* "Honestly, do you wanna see my thighs? Yeah, here, lemme cover up my penis."
* [On the topic of racial humor] "It was pretty funny when they did it."
* [On the topic of Drew locking his doors regularly] "He doesn't want someone to break in and steal that empty can of sugar-free Red Bull on the side table over there."
* "Sheeeeesh!"
* "Wind chill's fake, by the way. That's some Fauci shit."
* "I'm Mike from *Your Kickstarter Sucks*."
* "(Mike: 'I'm Mike Hale --') And I'm JF. (Mike: 'And we are moving --') -- to Calgary, Canada."

## Trivia

* This is the first episode of Calgary Awareness Month in 2021, and the fifth episode of Calgary Awareness Month overall.
* This episode was performed in conjunction with Mike and JF from *Your Kickstarter Sucks* Podcast. They previously appeared in the Patreon Episode The Art of Conversation with DB and JF.
	+ Note: Mike was known as DB in that episode (and was referred to as ' "dogboner" mike' in the episode art), whereas he is known as Mike in this episode.
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "YKS to YYC", while the video version is titled "YKS to YYC (video)".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.
* This episode has different Episode Descriptions between its audio and video formats, as shown above.