DaJayda

Jayda on June 10, 2021 shortly before nuking Lexington, North Carolina

The Benge

DaJayda, also known as Jayda Benge, is a human-whale hybrid that is known to terrorize the Untied Satans of Murica by making deafening whale noises and air bombing cities and towns with desks. DaJayda's first instances of destruction were seen at Methford Norse Whorence High School, or MNW, between 2018 and 2020.

## Beginnings

After being banished to the overworld by Satan himself on December 32, 2003 DaJayda's first contact with earth happened at the portal to hell located in the Tunnelton Tunnel. Soon after, it was reported that DaJayda disguised herself as a human, being adopted into the Benge family and changing her name to Jayda. Her goal was to remain undetected until she could become Satan of Kektuncy and turn everyone into a cloud of fine red vapor and flaming schrapnel, but beginning in 8th grade, her whale-like tendencies began to show. In one instance, after getting frustrated in class, DaJayda threw a chromebook out a window while making whale-esque howls, clocking in at 146 decibals. Later in 8th grade, during Mr. Alvery's history class, DaJayda began to be mocked by the class. As a result, she turned nearby classmate Alice into a corpse, hurling her across the room at high velocities and completely mutliating her physical form. All around DaJayda, desks went airborne and flew into the sky, raining back down on Bedford, killing dozens as people ran for shelter. Violent incidents like the Mr. Alvery incident continued to become more frequent through 9th grade. In 10th grade, 2 main events ended in DaJayda's full transition into a whale.

## Transformation into a whale

On March 14th, 2021, DaJayda inhaled 918 buckets of meth, 37 corpses, and Jimmy Carter's large nut, transforming her into her whale-human hybrid form that she had previously dawned while living in hell. As a result, DaJayda rocketed into the sky in a fireball, creatign a shcokwave so intense that it erased an entire hour from the clock. The government, after seeing DaJayda on all national radars, sent out the Department of Homeland Security to contain DaJayda and cover up the incident as "Daylight's Saving Time - spring forward". After reverting back into human form, DaJayda cotinued a normal life of crushing people to death in between desks and ripping out people's spinal cords.

On May 27th, 2021, DaJayda was seen walking into her 4th period latin class by Benjamin Wray. 15 mintes later, violent whale noises, crashes, and screams were heard coming from the very same classroom DaJayda had entered. Suddenly, residents of Whorence County, India saw the corpse of Mrs. Pappa's, the Latin teacher, being launched into orbit, followed by a whale-like creature launching herself into orbit. DaJayda had fully reverted back and broken her human form.

## June 9th, 2021 DaJayda Apocalypse

After orbiting the earth like a satellite for 2 weeks, DaJayda was awakened by the sound of fags conversing in Sexington, Norse Carol. Enraged by the homosexuality, DaJayda hurled herself to earth's surface at mach 98, cuasing a massive explosion over Sexington. On a rampage, DaJayda dropped 317 explosive desks over Sexington, killing all 16,000 residents, before flying towards Fairfucker County, Ohoe, and creating a wildfire that raised the afternoon temperature in Columnbus and Breadmen to a crisp 5,000 degrees. DaJayda then flew over Whorence County, rapturing the entire Wray family and turning them into clones of Theodore Blackdude Wray, before flying to Sear his cock, New Bjork, and dropping all of the Theodore Blackdude Wray clones into Lake Onondaga, resulting in massive radiation poisoning that destroyed the entire city.

Finally, in a fit of shear blood lust, DaJayda teleported to the Wyoming Valley in Penisvania, slamming into the ground at mach 666, creating a tunnel directly to the earth's core. Suddenly, molten magma from inside the earth began swelling up in the tunnel, creating a supervolcano that instantly erupted, decimating everything in a 200 mile radius. Immediately after, an ash cloud spread over all of New England, burying millions of people under feet of ash. However, due to the nature of the volcano and its creation, the eruption quickly ended, but not before the entire planet was plunged into a DaJayda winter, where the earth's surface temperature fell by an average of 7C.

## Present-day

No official sightings of DaJayda have been confirmed after the June 9th incident, but reports of distant whale noises have come in from the ruins of Whorence County in India, Fairfucker County in Ohoe, Sexington, and Sear his cock.