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## Loadout

* ▶️ Alchemist!
* ▶️ Yeah, I'm here.
* ▶️ I'll be the catalyst!
* ▶️ Now we're cookin!
* ▶️ I'm feeling punchy.
* ▶️ You're the boss.
* ▶️ Better living through alchemy!
* ▶️ Alchemy is the future!
* ▶️ You point, I'll punch!
* ▶️ Easy now, this stuff is explosive!
* ▶️ Come take some punches.
* ▶️ My little friend wants a word with you.

## Drafting

*Picked*

* ▶️ Alchemist!

*Banned*

* ▶️ Yehh.

## Entering battle

* ▶️ Alchemist!
* ▶️ Yeah, I'm here.
* ▶️ I'll be the catalyst!
* ▶️ You can call me Al! He's the brains of the operation.
* ▶️ I'm the brains! And I'm the brawn!
* ▶️  Admire the brawn! Thanks, brains!

## Beginning battle

* ▶️ You have your marching orders!
* ▶️ Aaand we're off!

## Moving

*6 seconds cooldown*

* ▶️ Yes!
* ▶️ Yes!
* ▶️ Yep!
* ▶️ You got it!
* ▶️ Okey dokey!
* ▶️ Okay!
* ▶️ Yeah!
* ▶️ Yep!
* ▶️ Mixing it up!
* ▶️ Sounds like a plan.
* ▶️ Decanting!
* ▶️ Pour it on!
* ▶️ Let's go!
* ▶️ You heard him!
* ▶️ Stir it up!
* ▶️ Thataway!
* ▶️ Over there!
* ▶️ Watch your step!
* ▶️ Watch where you're going!
* ▶️ Easy now, this stuff is explosive!
* ▶️ Hey, you're making me spill!
* ▶️ Go go go!
* ▶️ Shake it!
* ▶️ Tiptoe now, you're shaking my brew!
* ▶️ Stop kicking me!
* ▶️ You're the boss.
* ▶️ Yeah, yeah.
* ▶️ I'm going, I'm going.
* ▶️ Come on, boss.
* ▶️ Okay, okay.
* ▶️ I heard you.
* ▶️ All right already.
* ▶️ Whatever you say.
* ▶️ Watch your heels.
* ▶️ Hm!
* ▶️ Huh!
* ▶️ Uh huh.
* ▶️ Heh.
* ▶️ Huh?
* ▶️ Mm hm.
* ▶️ Uh huh.

## Attacking

*6 seconds cooldown*

* ▶️ Attack!
* ▶️ Giddy up!
* ▶️ Don't hold back!
* ▶️ We got this!
* ▶️ Now we're cookin!
* ▶️ Start reacting!
* ▶️ Here we come!
* ▶️ Here we come!
* ▶️ We're onto you!
* ▶️ Let's get em!
* ▶️ You drive for a while!
* ▶️ Formula racing!
* ▶️ You point, I'll punch!
* ▶️ I'll get right on them.
* ▶️ I always do your dirty work.
* ▶️ On it!
* ▶️ I'm feeling punchy.
* ▶️ Come take some punches.
* ▶️ Here we go!

## Ordering a spell cast

*Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown*

* ▶️ My little friend wants a word with you.
* ▶️ We got something special for you.
* ▶️ Got a fresh batch on the way.

## Abilities

 **Acid Spray**

*On cast*

* ▶️ Hold your nose!
* ▶️ Incoming!
* ▶️ Acid in the hole!
* ▶️ Fore!
* ▶️ Watch your head!
* ▶️ That stuff burns!
* ▶️ Toxic spill!
* ▶️ This'll eat up your armor.
* ▶️ I don't wanna walk in that.
* ▶️ That stuff stings.
* ▶️ Don't make me go there.
* ▶️ Do not go there!

 **Unstable Concoction**

*On cast*

* ▶️ Cocktail time!
* ▶️ Shoulda been a mixologist!
* ▶️ Gotta get rid of this stuff!
* ▶️ Cocktails in five…
* ▶️ Cocktails for five!
* ▶️ Little bit of this, little bit of that.
* ▶️ Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
* ▶️ Look what's cookin!
* ▶️ It's heatin up!

*1 second left to throw*

* ▶️ Uh oh.
* ▶️ Look out!
* ▶️ What the---
* ▶️ Duck!
* ▶️ What're you waiting for?
* ▶️ Throw it!
* ▶️ Throw the damn thing!

*Blowing up on self*

* ▶️ Hey, watch my head!
* ▶️ Hey!
* ▶️ Ow!
* ▶️ Ow! That hurt!
* ▶️ Didn't you hear me telling you to throw it?
* ▶️  Maybe you want to trade places?
* ▶️  Next time maybe I can try throwing?

*Killing enemy*

*50% chance*

* ▶️ Shaken and stirred!
* ▶️ Mixed that up special for you!

 **Unstable Concoction Throw**

*On cast, last second*

* ▶️ That was a close one!
* ▶️ Oh ho yeah!

 **Chemical Rage**

*On cast*

* ▶️ Ha ha! Sic em!
* ▶️ Ha ha!
* ▶️ Down the hatch!
* ▶️ Open up!
* ▶️ Yee haw!
* ▶️ Woo hoo!
* ▶️ Woo hoo!
* ▶️ Knives out!
* ▶️ Go on, little buddy!
* ▶️ Pour it on!
* ▶️ Let em have it!
* ▶️ Knives akimbo!
* ▶️ Ogre battle!
* ▶️  I can't believe I'm seeing this with my own eyes!
* ▶️ Mrrraaw!
* ▶️ Urrooor!
* ▶️ Rawwwr!
* ▶️ Mrrroar!
* ▶️ More!
* ▶️ More!
* ▶️ These are my blades!
* ▶️ Here I come!
* ▶️ Let me at em!
* ▶️ It's hacking time!
* ▶️ Hey, everybody!

 **Aghanim's Scepter**

* Infusing Aghanim's Scepter into an ally triggers their "thanks" response.

## Leveling up

* ▶️ This stuff really works!
* ▶️ I've got the stuff!
* ▶️ Lead into gold!
* ▶️ That's what I call chemistry.
* ▶️ Better living through alchemy!
* ▶️ Ah ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Oh ho!
* ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Ah ha!
* ▶️ You losing weight, boss?
* ▶️ Gonna punch a little harder.
* ▶️ I felt that too!

## Killing an enemy

* ▶️ That was special for you.
* ▶️ That was genius!
* ▶️ It's all part of the formula.
* ▶️ You've been mixing with the wrong crowd.
* ▶️ That's comedy gold!
* ▶️ That's you distilled to your essence.
* ▶️ You could use more refinement.
* ▶️ Talk about overreacting.
* ▶️ You're melting, you're melting, ha ha!
* ▶️ Tell the ogre you're sorry.
* ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha!
* ▶️ Got one!
* ▶️ The boss said you had to go.
* ▶️ You want I should keep punching him, boss?
* ▶️ Aw, I was just getting started.
* ▶️ Was that one mine?
* ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Heh hee ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Heh heh heh he he.
* ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Bah ha ha!
* ▶️ Ah ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha!

**Killing a specific enemy**

*35% chance*

* ▶️  Damn, was gonna ask Batrider if he wanted to trade mounts. Hey!
* ▶️  You don't think Pudge will mind if we salvage him for fluids, do ya?
* ▶️  Pudge, were you tapping methane? Yikes!
* ▶️  I always wondered what you'd get if you melted Apparition down.
* ▶️  All right! Fairy dragon blood is hard to come by.
* ▶️  Hey, you think Kunkka knew I stole his rum?
* ▶️  Morphling, if I could have shoved you in a beaker…
* ▶️   One Skeleton King provides a day's requirement of calcium.
* ▶️   Calcium nitrate? He, that explains a lot about Skeleton King.
* ▶️  Clinkz, your bones were brittle. Shoulda eaten more spinach.
* ▶️  Pugna's full of phosphorus? That makes sense.
* ▶️   Well Doom Bringer, if you keep that up, I won't want for sulfur.
* ▶️  A little mercury goes a long way, eh, Slardar?
* ▶️  Thanks to Slardar I can rig up an excellent mercury switch.
* ▶️  Get out the siphon. Clockwerk's full of gasoline!
* ▶️  Sniper, if you're done with all that gunpowder, I can use it.
* ▶️  I didn't need a tree trunk to knock you out, Earthshaker.
* ▶️  My fists beat your axe, Axe.
* ▶️  Paper scissors axe fist!
* ▶️  You made my knuckles bleed, Spirit Breaker.

**First Blood**

* ▶️ First Blood! We're off to an explosive start!

## Last hitting

*60 seconds cooldown*

* ▶️ Greed is good.
* ▶️ Gimme gimme!
* ▶️ Candy from a baby!
* ▶️ I'm gonna need a bin for it all.
* ▶️ Happiness can be bought.
* ▶️ With interest!
* ▶️ Compound interest.
* ▶️ Only ninety-eight percent pure?
* ▶️ Now that's how you make gold.
* ▶️ We'll split this.
* ▶️ One for you. Thanks.
* ▶️ One for me.
* ▶️ Divvy that up.
* ▶️ We'll take that.
* ▶️ Gotta get my cut.
* ▶️ For the boss.

## Denying

*Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown*

* ▶️ Denied!
* ▶️ Denied!
* ▶️ Uh uh!
* ▶️ We're here to say no!
* ▶️ Nope!
* ▶️ Not gonna happen!
* ▶️ Trust me, you didn't want it anyway.
* ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha!
* ▶️ Ah ha ha ha!
* ▶️ No way!
* ▶️ No way!
* ▶️ Denied!
* ▶️ Uh uh!
* ▶️ Denied!
* ▶️ Denied!
* ▶️ Uh uh.
* ▶️ Uh uh!
* ▶️ No way!
* ▶️ Nope!
* ▶️ Boss wanted it for himself.
* ▶️ I needed the exercise.

## Acquiring an item

* ▶️  Oh, this is gonna be good! Is it new shoes?
* ▶️  We pooled our money for this!
* ▶️  I love buying new equipment! Is it a back brace?

**Acquiring a specific item**

* ▶️   Oh ho! Scepter!
* ▶️   Everything's better with scepter!
* ▶️   Blink dagger! Less walking is good!
* ▶️   We're gonna have some fun with this!
* ▶️   Vanguard!
* ▶️   Satanic!
* ▶️   Hood of Defiance!
* ▶️   Heart of Tarrasque!
* ▶️   Assault Cuirass! Boss, that's not gonna fit on you.
* ▶️   Radiance!
* ▶️   Phase Boots! Finally, new shoes!
* ▶️   Mask of Madness!
* ▶️  Immortality!

*5% chance*

* ▶️  Does Immortality work for both of us? It better!

## Dying

* ▶️ No!
* ▶️ No!
* ▶️ Must've mixed up the formula!
* ▶️ How'd I get mixed up in this!
* ▶️ Down we go.
* ▶️ My trusty mount.
* ▶️ Transmuted.
* ▶️ Gold into dead.
* ▶️ Sorry, friend, I let you down.
* ▶️ Back to the drawing board.
* ▶️ Dismount.
* ▶️ Shoulda brought a bigger ogre.
* ▶️ I slipped!
* ▶️ Ow!
* ▶️ Sorry, boss.
* ▶️ Boss? Boss…
* ▶️ I think I'll be okay…
* ▶️ Don't put me out of my misery yet.
* ▶️ Ah!

## Respawning

* ▶️ We're back!
* ▶️ Alchemy is the future!
* ▶️ Let's see if I can improve on that formula.
* ▶️ I've got some new recipes to try out.
* ▶️ Let's learn from our failures.
* ▶️ Failure is just another kind of success. The wrong kind.
* ▶️ Well, that was a waste of ingredients.
* ▶️ That's one way to work out the impurities.
* ▶️ Maybe I should find some more stable formulas.
* ▶️ I hope I didn't leave anything on the burner.

**Reincarnating**

* ▶️ We'll be right back!

## Bottling Runes

* ▶️ Everything good comes from a bottle.
* ▶️ Bottles make everything better.
* ▶️ I'll make a tincture.

## Activating runes

 *Arcane Rune*

* ▶️  Ooh!
* ▶️  Ha ha ha ha ha.

*10% chance*

* ▶️  Been trying to figure out this formula for ages.

 *Bounty Rune*

* ▶️  We'll take that.

 *Double Damage Rune*

* ▶️ Double damage!
* ▶️  No more splitting the damage between us.

 *Haste Rune*

* ▶️ Haste!

*25% chance*

* ▶️ Run, buddy, run!

 *Illusion Rune*

* ▶️ Illusion!
* ▶️  I don't think I have enough bottles for all of us!

*25% chance*

* ▶️ Two goes into six!

 *Invisibility Rune*

* ▶️ Invisibility!

 *Regeneration Rune*

* ▶️ Regeneration!

*25% chance*

* ▶️ A formula for perfect health!

## Ability on cooldown

*First attempt within 10 seconds*

* ▶️ Not yet.
* ▶️ I'm not ready.
* ▶️ It's not time yet.

*Second attempt within 10 seconds*

* ▶️ Not yet.
* ▶️ I'm not ready.
* ▶️ It's not time yet.

*Third and more attempts within 10 seconds*

* ▶️ Not yet.
* ▶️ I'm not ready.
* ▶️ It's not time yet.

## Not enough mana

*First attempt within 10 seconds*

* ▶️ Out of mana.
* ▶️ No mana.
* ▶️ Not enough mana.

*Second attempt within 10 seconds*

* ▶️ Out of mana.
* ▶️ No mana.
* ▶️ Not enough mana.

*Third and more attempts within 10 seconds*

* ▶️ Out of mana.
* ▶️ No mana.
* ▶️ Not enough mana.

## Taking damage

*3 seconds cooldown*

* ▶️ Uh!
* ▶️ Ah!
* ▶️ Ooh!
* ▶️ Ow!
* ▶️ Ooh!
* ▶️ Oh!
* ▶️ Ah!
* ▶️ Ow!
* ▶️ Urr!
* ▶️ Uh!
* ▶️ Ow!

*25% chance*

* ▶️  We're under attack!

## Selecting

*5 consecutive clicks on the hero*

* ▶️ Who's my little buddy?
* ▶️ You're all right, you know that?
* ▶️ I can't feel my legs.
* ▶️ Say hello to the nice people. Eh, he's shy.

## Chat responses

**Thanking**

*thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown*

* ▶️ Thanks!
* ▶️ We owe ya one.

**Laughing**

*/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown*

* ▶️ Ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Heh hee ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Heh heh heh he he.
* ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
* ▶️ Bah ha ha!
* ▶️ Ah ha!
* ▶️ Ha ha!

## Match end

*Won*

* ▶️ Yes!
* ▶️ Victory!
* ▶️ We've got pretty good chemistry.

*Lost*

* ▶️ No!
* ▶️ Defeated!
* ▶️ The whole world went to lead!

## Cosmetic item drop

*Common*

* ▶️ Huh huh ho!

*Uncommon*

* ▶️ Ooh!

*Rare and higher*

* ▶️ Uh ho!

## Misc

**Failure**

* ▶️  Aw, drat!
* ▶️  What a mess!
* ▶️  Bah, fizzled out!
* ▶️  What were you thinking? Shut up!
* ▶️  Not your best work, boss. You're telling me?
* ▶️  That didn't go so well. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
* ▶️  I have to say--If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it!

**Wizard**

* ▶️  Shitty wizard!
* ▶️  Crummy wizard!

**Anger**

* ▶️  Ah!
* ▶️  Guh!
* ▶️  Uh!
* ▶️  Gaah!
* ▶️  Wuh!
* ▶️  Hrreh.
* ▶️  Ehhh!

**Happy**

* ▶️  Haah!
* ▶️  Ah!
* ▶️  Ho ho ho ho.