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Joãoverso

O **Joãoverso** é a mais nova versão do universo dos Ultimate Knights. Foi criado em Dezembro de 2015, modificando eventos do anterior universo Volcaniverse, podendo se considerar uma atualização do original.

## Eventos Recentes

### 24/12/2015 (20h) - 25/12/2015 (4h)

* O universo foi reiniciado por Vida devido a um erro que destruiu o universo.
* Flame-Man se tornou o Freeze Man, temporariamente.
* Várias diferenças na nova versão do universo.
* Deathgirl e Moon Emerald enfrentaram Halosis, a fonte de todo o mal.
* Moon Emerald conseguiu a Espada Solar Gladius, (ou 'Espada da Vida 1') o objeto mais poderoso do Sistema Solar)
* Um assassino treinado chamado de Fenris roubou arquivos dos Knights, mas devolveu após ser salvo por Flame-Man.

### 25/12/2015 (14h) - 26/12/2015 (00h)

* Deathgirl morreu e deu a luz a nova Grace.
* Ethan Thornberry quase se tornou o guardião de Saturno.
* A nova Grace se tornou a nova Deathgirl.
* Fenris morreu, salvando pessoas de uma explosão.
* Matthew encontrou a Gigagladium.
* Com a Gigagladium, Grace conseguiu fazer a espada da Morte completa.

### 01/01/2016 (14h) - 01/01/2016 (17h)

* Moon Emerald foi embora, deixando os cuidados de Grace com C0.
* Halosis revelou ainda estar vivo, e procurando pela pedra vermelha que está com Capitão Chrono.
* Lenny Darwin começou atividades extremistas em Israel.
* A Área 204 foi destruída durante uma batalha entre Crystals.
* O deus da dor, Malum atacou WCity após ser despertado pelo ativamento da Área 316.
* C0 derrotou Malum com toda sua força para salvar Grace, entrando em estado vegetativo.

### 08/02/2016 (18h) - 08/02/2016 (20h)

* Uma tempestade devastou WCity, destruindo prédios e matando pessoas, incluindo Capitão Chrono.
* Vários monstros começaram a atacar cidades do continente, eventualmente sendo derrotados e entregando armaduras douradas a eles.
* Johny Quazar, o Super Soldado, "sequestrou" Lenny Darwin com ajuda de Sheldon Carten. Johny foi morto por um dos monstros ao proteger Lenny.
* Discolor, uma fusão entre Custos (a entidade da guerra) e Heboa (a entidade do clima) acabou atacando WCity, a destruindo mais do que a tempestade anterior.
* Após ter sua armadura dourada destruída, Custos absorveu o poder de Vida e utilizou a armadura da Vida, se tornando o vilão mais forte enfrentando até então, pela Ultimate Knights.
* Todos os mortos na batalha foram revividos por Vida, incluindo Johny Quazar, Legate e Custos.

## Knights Atuais

### Equipe Principal

* White (líder)
* Super Soldado
* Legate (possivelmente)
* Flame-Man/Freeze-Man
* C0

### Equipe Secundária

* Destiny
* Moon Crystal
* Katana
* Void

### Membros Desaparecidos/Mortos

* Mecha Gunner
* Ice Runner
* Deathgirl
* Sealady
* Cougar
* Swordsman
* Agente Fenris
* Moon Emerald
* Maga
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Flame-Man

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**Flame-Man** é uma identidade muito usada, desde sua estréia em 2013, como uma simples cópia do Homem-Aranha até sua atual aparição em 2015, como o personagem principal de Doctor W.

## Aparência

### 2.0A

Em Outubro de 2013, o uniforme de Flame-Man era muito diferente do atual, sendo um uniforme vermelho com duas lentes amarelas e um símbolo de fogo.

### 3.0A

Em Maio de 2014, o uniforme de Flame-Man foi modificado, agora, o uniforme possuia luvas amarelas, calças amarelas e botas vermelhas com solas amarelas.

### 4.0A

Em Janeiro de 2015, o uniforme de Flame-Man foi atualizado ao extremo, excluindo as lentes amarelas e substituindo com uma enorme flama localizada na cabeça de Flame, que lhe permitia enxergar no escuro. O uniforme ainda contava com as mangas de Flame-Man sendo amarelas e suas luvas vermelhas.

### 5.0A

Modificações menores foram feitas, como a inclusão de luvas e botas brancas.

## Poderes e Habilidades

* Pirocinese
	+ A pirocinese é uma habilidade simples de Flame-Man, sendo utilizada por todas as incarnações do personagem. Ela permite o super herói controlar o fogo, tendo a liberdade de apagá-lo, aumentá-lo, ou até produzi-lo através de buracos moleculares em seus dedos.
* Fogo Azul
	+ A pirocinese azul é uma habilidade exclusiva do Flame-Man 4.0A, que lhe permitia produzir uma onda de fogo da cor azul, que seria útil para queimar mais além do que o fogo normal. O fogo azul é extremamente quente, e poderia até mesmo evaporar uma tsunami inteira.
* Voo
	+ O voo é uma habilidade clássica de Flame-Man, ela sempre foi possível através do fogo de Flamey, que é usado para baixo, dando um impulso á ele e indo para cima.

## Equipamentos

* Uniforme de Flame-Man
	+ O uniforme do herói sempre foi diferente em cada versão, atualmente e em sua estréia, Flame-Man usava uma simples fantasia vermelha e amarela. Em versões que o personagem é mais rico e com mais recursos, ele utiliza uma armadura kevlar vermelha, que lhe protege de ameaças mais fortes.
Episode 233

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Pete helps Sebastian with preparing for parenthood, Sebastian hangs out with Brian Regan, and Pete explains last week's debacle!

## Topics discussed

* Pete explains why he pulled episode 232 after releasing it.
* Sebastian is in Chicago experiencing high humidity and low foot traffic.
* Pete suggests extreme measures to address the high murder rate in Chicago.
* A discussion of Hillary Clinton’s health and Sebastian’s increasingly neutral political tone.
* Sebastian does the peach schnapps shot with Brian Regan on the Oddball Comedy Festival, is impressed with how nice the comedian is.
* An airline stewardess tries to impose on Pete to accommodate an elderly woman with oversized baggage.
* JJ Watt sent Jackie Correale a pair of his new performance shoes.
* Pete narrowly avoids being murdered while attempting to enjoy livestock, leading to a discussion of exterminating flies and mosquitoes
* Sebastian laments not giving his wife a card on her birthday.
* Sleeping with Sebastian - Trump Chicago and requisite steam room, perfect for a naked walk around
* Pet peeves with children, including Sebastian’s proposal for duplicate indoor and outdoor toys.
* Sebastian has not yet gone to the fertility clinic
* A discussion of doing a live podcast
* Sebastian has not completed the first book of his book-a-week program.

## Quotes from the episode

* You don’t take your wife to go look at your billboard on a motorized gerbil.
* I don’t know if you can even say that based on the borderline threatening tweets and fb messages we’ve received.
* the only thing the card would say is take a look at the gift
* I’m so ready it’s like musical chairs :51
* you don’t say hi to me? funeral in my head.
* I can’t hear anything going on there’s no murders that I’m prevalent to
* the guy in the phillipines I think actually wants to fight him
* If Trump was president, and they called him a son of a whore, he’d turn to the pilot and go “floor it!”
* You’re getting very neutral in your tone
* I think a kangaroo is different from a mosquito
* If there was a toilet paper tax, I’d wipe my ass with the towels.
* I can’t wait to show you how we do it.
* You play chariots of fire…I’ll walk out on stilts.
* I freeballed it. I did a naked walk around.
Episode 206

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Sebastian talks with Pete about an amazing new development!

## Topics discussed

* Sebastian will be filming a pilot for NBC!
* A discussion of the casting process
* Pete is planning on folding "The Pete" web series due to low fan response
* DJ Lou takin' it to the streets with a guy yelling, possibly on angel dust
* An in depth discussion of sleeping attire: pajamas, sweatpants, underwear, robes
* Live clip of Pete's crowd work turning into a town hall meeting on vehicles.
* Pete's Mark Maron WTF episode airs Feb 8
* Super bowl discussion
* Sebastian recommends Billions on showtime, Pete is losing interest in Making A Murderer
* Sebastian has hired a female personal assistant, is looking for tasks for her

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: "You need to bury that mfer in the back yard with the dog and visit it on Christmas if you must."
* Sebastian: "My father looks like the Italian Larry David"
* Sebastian: "We're not lookin' for your twin!" Pete: "If a beautiful black woman comes in and destroys the role, we're rewriting it-it's a bi-racial sitcom!"
* Pete: "It could follow your show on Tuesday nights!
* Pete: "I wear contact lenses because I'm...what's that word? Cool."
* Pete: "For anybody that didn't see it, which is just about everybody that listens to the show..."
* DJ Lou: "That's not how you get 'em." (in response to angel dust guy saying he needs a pretty girl)
* DJ Lou: "He got about two feet away and I got scared. And I dropped it. Like it's hot."
* Sebastian: "I wear slippers. Is that bad?" Pete: "I'm wearin' slippers right now!"
* Pete: "It's alright, we're talking about slippers anyway."
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Enemies slider a1 arsenal circle

Fun facts Tire is the fastest and strongest contestant

He won the most challenges

He is known to be mean and althecic

He likes punching people who are annoying

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Episode 195

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Pete Correale's Showtime Special is tonight at 11pm eastern!!!! And this new show is hilarious as well.

## Topics discussed

* Sebastian just got done with a good cry after Facetiming with Lana and looking at photos of her with her late father, kicking off a discussion of legacies and watching down from above.
* Pete's wife, Jackie's annual exam involves a good looking young doctor and full nudity.
* Sebastian's back-home friends visit him in West Palm Beach, offend Sebastian with their aggressive gawking at attractive women.
* Sebastian has settled in to a rhythm filming Cruise, has the acting bug.
* Sebastian is treated to first-class treatment after his Morgan Stanley corporate gig, including a personal fog attendant.
* Pete is at the Royalton Riviera in Cancun being treated to beyond 5-star accommodations, which is almost too much.
* A discussion of the healing properties of salt water.
* Dom Irrera treats Pete to a sweet sweet hang, discuss doing "classic" material vs new.
* Michael Jackson concerts, doobies and encores.
* Sebastian is going to a Rangers game on Thursday, watching Pete's Showtime special on Friday.
* The aesthetic of Pete's recording room does not impress Sebastian.
* Sebastian has to enlighten Lana that men interpret her friendliness as availability.

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: "It's nice to say that you need a good cry more than you need a good cumdump."
* Pete: "You're laughing? I'm dead...and you're laughing?"
* Pete: "That has to be a class in medical school; when a woman gets naked, don't roll your eyes."
* Sebastian: "There's a difference between taking a glance at an attractive woman, and having the cops called to the pool because of what you're doing."
* Sebastian: "I gotta get this guy at the house!" (Fog guy)
* Pete: "So you stared out waist-deep water into the horizon, and then came out and had a Top Gun moment with your buds."
* Sebastian: "You don't need any other stimulus other than Michael Jackson. He \*is\* the drug."
* Pete: "The kinda concerts I go to; the lights go off, the lighters go on!" Sebastian: "Oh, God."
Episode 419

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## Episode description

Pete is nude in a movie, Sebastian hosts Kimmel, pool etiquette, and a big announcement!

## Topics discussed

* Sebastian recaps his experience hosting Kimmel.
* The guys discuss how to gather with family during the pandemic.
* Fire returns in the Maniscalco neighborhood leaving Sebastian wondering how they ignite and disappointed in the lack of communication from the pizza-receiving local fire department.
* Pete takes us back to his movie debut with some interesting scenes.
* The guys debate various topics of pool etiquette.
* The Pete and Sebastian show will be doing a live show on August 13 at 8:00 PM ET! Register here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-pete-and-sebastian-show-live-tickets-112874785522

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: “Stepped out of my shiny Tahoe and my Persols, we’re not all dead here right?”
* Pete: “If they still say no, then you tell them Dad’s phone number and that they can fucking call me and I’ll be there in 20 minutes.” Sadie: “Dad, language.” Pete: “You can use that if you want so they know.”
* Pete: “You watch this, you literally think one of us is about to blow the other one.”
* Sebastian: “There’s multiple scenes that could be misconstrued as a porn.” Pete: “It would’ve made more money and been more successful if it was a porn.”
* Pete: “I asked the lifeguard, do you ever do that shit? I don’t risk it, I go ‘can we dive over here?’” Lifegaurd: “Oh my god, I usually tell people yes or no after they do it pussy.”

## Tags

Jimmy Kimmel Live, host, TV, late night, monologue, suit, Letterman, weight gain, sunglasses, funeral, outfit, clothes, Tiger Woods, mom, mother, testing, COVID-19, coronavirus, Sadie, Jackie, summer camp, mask, family visit, Governor Newsom, neighbor, wildfire, homeowner’s association, evacuation, Gwen Stefani, cigarette, gas can, security guard, Lana, fireworks, 911, anonymous, acting, film, director, Canada, newsletter, chains, necklace, country club, shirt, chest hair, sunscreen, hair, jump, dive, Harvey Weinstein, furniture
Munições

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**Munições** é uma habilidade que dá a liberdade ao usuário de usar armas de fogo, podendo matar pessoas com as mesmas. A habilidade foi criada desde o começo da 1.0A, e até hoje pode ser usada.

## História

### 2011 - 2015

Até hoje, nada mudou o fator das munições, ela foi criada em 2011, e hoje, em 2015, ainda não existe uma intenção de tirar esta habilidade.
Episode 239

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Sebastian gets a cold nurse at the hospital, Pete blows his nose in a sock, plus- DJ Lou and Jimmy From Boston go see Sebastian's stand-up show in this hilarious new episode!

## Topics discussed

* Sebastian and his wife are expecting their first child, and Pete is impressed with the ultrasound.
* The guys are skeptical about the prospect of in-home births with a midwife or doula.
* Sebastian is getting a jump start on life lessons by talking to his unborn child through the belly.
* Sebastian attends a party thrown by Bill McDermott of SAP and is in the company of Lorraine Bracco, Tony Bennett, Teddy Atlas, Jose Feliciano, Evander Holyfield
* Pete declines Sebastian’s Comedy Cellar offer in order to turn in early.
* Attending the wedding of Lenny Marcus leaves Pete commiserating over the gift amount.
* Pete’s stay at a poorly-run Holiday Inn results in him verbally berating the staff, Sebastian offers advise in dealing with hotel staff.
* Comparing Watt with “Thor” Sindergard

## Quotes from the episode

* There is no way Pete is kickin’ a bear’s ass, I don’t care if it’s a small bear, a baby bear, smokey the bear, yogi bear, fuzzy bear…you would be on the losing end of each one of those battles, kid!
* You’re like the Scrooge after the 3 ghosts. Now you like Christmas!
* I’m talkin to Karen from Goodfellas!
* Hey man. Can you be my mentor?
* I asked you to go, and it was shot down like I asked you to go to Target to buy shaving cream.
* Did you just come out of a yawn, just now?!
* Tom Papa marrying me? I don’t even think that holds up in court.
* It was a statement: This is mine.
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14th green crayon (because rejoins) Toy bash part 5 rough race

13th a1 7 recap part 1

12th coin Toy bash part 8 green crayon gay

11th penny 9 recap

10th circle Toy bash part 10 firey has a girlfriend

9th yellow guy Toy bash part 11 tresspasser (this may not be right

8th firey 12a missing contestants

7th chain Toy bash part 13a

6th power fuse Toy bash part 14

5th clawy Toy bash part 15 a speaker problem

4th Tire eliminated episode 16a I got medals the video game

3rd Slider eliminated episode 17 and 6 stupid crayon or is it stupid slid

2ndcherry episode 3 soccer

1st nickel eliminated n/a
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Episode 175

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Pete hangs out with DJ Lou and Jimmy From Boston and Sebastian reads an old letter from his agent!

## Topics discussed

* The guys recap last week's live show & live Robert Kelly "You Know What, Dude?"
* Sebastian's juicing again before heading to Cabo.
* New York City disappoints the guys
* Pete reveals inside-source information about NY Mayor Bill De Blasio
* DJ Lou, Jimmy from Boston and Pete get together for a tailgate session at Holiday Inn.
* Sebastian reads the letter exchange he had with the "Sebastian's here!" manager.
* Pete's preparing himself to spend time with his family in Bethany Beach, backyard camping with his in-laws.
* Facetime hangups, live Periscope podcast

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: "It's like Tyson reading his own book back." (Re: Sebastian's letter to his manager)
* Sebastian: "They're takin' pictures outside the store, FOR WHAT?!" (Re: Dash Boutique)
* Pete: "If I sent you a vintage Michael Jackson t-shirt...you wouldn't wear it to the gym?" Sebastian: "I'd wear it to a wedding."
Episode 208

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Pete and Sebastian give their "Italian Take" on current events including stories about men's games in the shower and cheap Valentines gifts!

## Topics discussed

* Casting for Sebastian is giving Sebastian "somewhere to be in the morning"
* Sebastian went to see Last Man Standing and met Tim Allen to discuss the sitcom transition
* "Embarrassing Grammar" package by DJ Lou
* A discussion of the guys' differing views on Valentine's Day cards, gifts
* Greeting card etiquette: filling the space with writing, cash or checks
* Italian Take: fainting, can we have a president that uses the word, "pussy?", would the Zika virus dissuade you from competing in the olympics?, should the Pope be disciplining kids, Presidential pets
* Sebastian's father had the first tanning bed in the Chicagoland area at Luigi & Salvo in the 1980s.
* Pete has a controversial photo of his daughter in the bathtub with another child after a mixed-gender bath.
* Pete is debating giving his priest is comedy CD, despite it's coarse language
* A gifted book of "The Comedians: Drunks, Thieves, Scoundrels, and the History of American Comedy " from Vlad Komino has Pete enjoying the subject matter

## Quotes from the episode

* Todd from Massachusetts (assistant to Jimmy from Boston): "Between Biscuit’s LA witchdoctor and Petey’s small town hack doctor...save your money, pop some advil, and get on with your lives like gentlemen!"
* DJ Lou: "I could listen to him say mey-mey all day-day!"
* Sebastian: "At this point in the marriage, is it just a blank card that says ‘Pete’?"
* Pete: "What are you, a high school girl? You have peach schnapps? STOP SPINNIN."
* Sebastian: "It's gonna be a beautiful structure." re: Trump wall
* Pete: "I'm looking at my reflection, I think my mother had Zika when I was born. My head is disproportionate bro."
* Sebastian: "That's how I felt I was gonna meet Michael Jackson. He'd come up to me!"
* Sebastian: "Well I could see you yelling at the Pope. Absolutely."
* Sebastian: "That's a virtual threesome!"
* Sebastian: "I can't have sex with anybody-where's Pete's CD?"
Episode 251

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   The guys imagine what it would be like to host the Oscars, and reveal how they first said "I love you" to their wives!

## Quotes from the episode

* So you’ll sleep in a sleep sack but you’ll wear another man’s underwear.
* He had Visene, I don’t know why maybe he thinks I swim a lot?
* I didn’t know this baby bash was gonna turn into a destination wedding.
* If you wanted to see my bald head, you’d have to see it flying off the brooklyn bridge with the rest of my body.
* I just have to say you are the prettiest little 12 year old girl I’ve ever seen.
* This is almost like grandfather behavior.
* She had a sidepiece while she was trying to figure out what we were doing!
* I am always judging! You gotta get over it!
* Rarely lose your cool? Bro you threw a santa hat over the hedges a month and a half ago! In front of your pregnant wife, loaded on eggnog you made for yourself!
* I said “I love you” and she said “and I’m happy about that.”
* I wanna kiss your belly. Right by an old horse.
* Ooh! Are you getting ready for the big storm?!
* We gotta get special bags. Guy, just put it in the dumpster.
* The Amish don’t paint. You know who paints? The Indians!
Circle

Circle competed both season

Personality

He's mean and makes alot of Enemies

Friends

He barely has any black hole tire speaker box big bullet possibly

Enemies

Everyone else

Stats he was eliminated in episode 10 with the most votes at that time 1 million Season 2 he was picked with firey archenemy he survied barely being in bottom 2 he got 9th place firey and him were in bottom 2

He used he's imunnity toy to eliminate r

Fun facts

He can become invisible

Even though firey was in his team he was loyal

He s green

He has a lot of screen time along with firey
Episode 185

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The guys give each other well needed psychological evaluations!

## Topics discussed

* Pete is exhausted from his household projects with his father-in-law.
* Sebastian is broadcasting from his home, even though he's living in a hotel and preparing to go to Napa for Lana's birthday.
* Mattress discussion, including Pete covertly rotating his mattress while Jackie isn't home.
* Pete is constantly battling his own body hair shedding in the shower, Sebastian doesn't approve of Pete's "Tubberware" rinsing solution.
* Sebastian watched the VMAs and is offended by the lack of focus on singing and dancing, and salacious clothing and drug references.
* Pete's neighbor is parking on the front lawn, but his father-in-law is undermining his credibility to make an issue of it.
* Sebastian has been in a mood lately and apologizes for taking it out on his wife. Sebastian discourages Pete from going to a psychiatrist.
* Pete tells a story about missing out on a Bass Beer tour to Dan Soder and his misplaced resentment towards him.
* As part of self-improvement, Pete has stopped reading the news.
* Sebastian fills Pete in on Jim Breuer's Mets coverage
* Sebastian recommends the mediterranean sea bass at Milos in NYC
* Sebastian feels like the new kid at school, coming in mid-tour to the Oddball Comedy Festival.
* The inaugural episode of The Pete is coming out soon, featuring green screen technology.
* Sebastian will be singing on the Goddamn Comedy Jam

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: "How many shows does this guy gotta get before he flies first class? He's embarrassing himself!"
* Pete: "That was a; if I was in the NFL it was a four-game suspension cough."
* Pete: "$50 an hour and you're hittin' me with 'stop and smell the roses?' I could have got that out of a chinese fortune cookie!"
Episode 202

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The fellas discuss the top male and female vocalists of all time and then give each other IQ tests!

## Topics discussed

* Sebastian is taking advantage of heavy rain to bake cookies and snuggle with his wife.
* A brief discussion of the guy's differing views on climate change.
* The commercially-available sleep sack does not provide the microorganism protection that Pete requires.
* Pete loses his wallet, setting off a series of unfortunate circumstances
* Pete's Gotham shows go well, including a drunk girl coming back for seconds. Which transitions into a discussion of whether the guys have ever been kicked out of a venue.
* Pete tells the story from his high school of a paralyzed student and how long one should be beholden to a partner in misadventure.
* Sebastian is reading books in place of overly consuming social media in 2016.
* The top male and female vocalists of all time.
* Advertising, product placement.
* IQ tests

## Quotes from the episode

* Jimmy from Boston: "Biscuit has better entertainment watching that sister in law of his rip through steak like a wookiee!"
* Jimmy from Boston: "Put that on that BS hologram TV you won’t stop talking about"
* Pete: "It’s like we’re dropping candy bars from the sky!"
* Sebastian: "What a day to bake some cookies and snuggle with the wife."
* Pete: "First you gotta go to your phone and break it out of jailhouse."
* Pete: "You have to call LaGuardia lost & found...and when the answering machine comes on it's just a guy laughing just like that."
* Sebastian: "There is something that happened in your life where you needed legal counsel and you owe this lawyer, but we don't know what that was." Pete: "Oh yeah that's Episode 500. It's gonna be a long time before I tell that story."
* Sebastian: "When I text you, where is your phone?" Pete: "Oh, let's do this!"
* Pete: "You cartooned me, I sent a message, you cartooned me again. I said I ain't gettin' word to this guy on NYE."
* Pete: "What if you're datin Whitney Houston...now she's naked in the shower, and she's singin. Do you go sit on the bowl with the lid down? Whitney Houston singin naked with the acoustics of a shower stall? That could be an album!
* Pete: "Can we get a photo of you and lana with a bowl of popcorn getting ready to watch 'The Pete?'"
Episode 200

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It's our Christmas Show and our 200th show!!! Lots of surprises in store in this extra special, hilarious episode!

## Topics discussed

* Pete's ill, and nothing special is planned for show 200.
* Lana is also sick, but Sebastian is an unbelievable nurse.
* Sebastian is doing cardio-tennis in Naples.
* Dr. Ron Desalvo unleashed heavy pain in Sebastian's patella, but don't bother trying to get an appointment.
* An in-depth discussion of Elf on the Shelf
* Proper gratitude etiquette for children opening gifts
* Pete finally buys an HDTV and is amazed by the difference, Sebastian is stunned that is only now he has gone HD.
* Sebastian went to see Star Wars with his in-laws, in matching t-shirts.
* DJ Lou show-within-a-show celebrating the birthday of Eddie Vedder
* Italian take: decomposing out on the lawn, paying a ticket for cursing, where to take a one-night stand, wearing an internal shoe lift
* What is Obama doing on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete "How insulting is that? Not only do I beat you, but I jump over the net to say 'How do you like that, bitch?'"
* Sebastian: "It's a way to discipline the kid...it's a scam."
* Sebastian: "Anytime you get a gift, you act like it's the best thing you've ever seen. And then when the people leave, you say 'this sucks'"
* Sebastian: "I was a little iffy about doing the cast today, but now I'm involved!"
* Sebastian: "I've never heard anyone say "it's so clear...we gotta take it back!"
* Pete: "We don't open your mother-in-law's gifts until Christmas because it's usually nicer than half the shit we get each other."
* Sebastian: "This ain't Bangledesh, this is Hollywood, and we don't put dead carcasses out on the lawn."
Episode 227

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    Pete adjusts to city life again and they talk about Pokemon, Sebastian's mom's crush, and hot guys in this hilarious episode!

## Quotes from the episode

* Jackie: What? Do you think you’re a writer? Are you from Brooklyn, guy?
* Sebastian: You don’t pull any punches when you guys duke it out verbally. Pete: It’s just words, man!
* Sebastian: The only time I’ve seen a lifeguard get off the lifeguard stand was go to home.
* Pete: This is the only place I feel at home!
* Pete: Total showoff move, man.
* Sebastian: Here I go! Like a kid.
* JJ Watt: You would have thought Frank Sinatra walked in.
* Pete: We live in such a terrible time!
* Sebastian: We used to do these things back in the day. Remember? Little games?
* Sebastian: Look at this shit!
* Pete: I’m too good looking to go out in public with out my ring on. Sebastian: Oh wait, wait…
* Pete: My father would literally call me Vice Head at the dinner table.
Firey

Firey competed in season 1 and 2 got 8th in toy bash season 2 firey did not do much in toy bash season 1 did more in season 2 Fireys first appearance was in toy bash season 1 part 9d or e he wasn't up for elimination though his team lost also it appears that he has girl friend reviled in episode 10 firey has a girlfriend firey is also in season 2 picked with circle arch enemy they fight in almost all episodes firey also hates lava real enemies in episode 9 tag you're it in season 2 firey hates water and ice because it kills him also doesn't like skating fun facts about firey firey is copy of firey in bfdia that firey won bfdi imagine what firey could have been? Firey was cursed by circle to be eliminated firey firey personality is sneaky kinda pessimistic and nice
GTS World Wide Web Heavyweight Championship

The first design of the belt

## Info

The **GTS World Wide Web Heavyweight Championship** was a professional wrestling championship that was defended on GTS Wrestling. It was originally introduced as a prank aka unrecognized title, but was later turned into an official title on GTS. The title was introduced by Kurt Bale.

The inaugural champion was Kid Badass who was told that he won a tournament. In reality, the tournament was fake and it was given to him. He drop the title that same day to The Gargantuan.

The shortest reign as champion is Kid Badass at <1 days.

The Gargantuan is the longest reigning champion at 51 days. He also currently has the most reigns with 2 reigns as champion.

The the final champion was Vince Ceres.

On Augest 16th, 2023, Vince Ceres burned the title alonh with the GTS Hardcore Championship.

Grim offically announced the title's deactivation on Augest 19th, 2023.
Episode 384

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## Episode description

Sebastian presents at the Critics Choice Awards and Pete reviews his performance!

## Topics discussed

* Pete goes in to kiss a co-worker’s baby on the cheek and Sebastian thinks he went in too heavy.
* The guys discuss the jokes written for Sebastian’s presentation for Best Comedy at the Critics Choice Awards.
* Recap and observations from JJ Watt and the Houston Texans' playoff game.
* Sebastian breaks down the details of the awards show and Pete reviews his speech.

## Quotes from the episode

* Jimmy From Boston: “The only maniacs that travel with used candles are you and heroin addicts!”
* Pete: “Haha Lou, yeah right. Oh…by the way Lou you gonna edit out your ha ha has in the background too?”
* Sebastian: “Yeah, no. If that happened and it was my child, on the way home I would be talking to my wife going ‘Let’s keep the kid away from Pete.’”
* Pete: “If an alien came down from space, they would go ‘Well that’s a man!’”
* Sebastian: “If it was Highlights Magazine and they said ‘Who doesn’t belong up there’ I’d be circled.”

## Tags

Kevin James, Kevin Can Wait, DJ Lou, DJ Hank, child, colleague, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Lana, seat filler, speech, vegan menu, JJ Watt, Houston Texans, NFL playoffs, football, gym, coffee, spin class, Jackie, tuxedo, style, fashion, Kevin Hart, Leonardo DiCaprio, The Weekend, Alex Rodriguez, Best Ensemble, Adam Sandler, Oscars
Episode 1

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## Topics discussed

* Pete needs feedback for how to avoid conversation with drivers, Sebastian relies on his "angry resting face"
* Standup clip of Pete encountering someone who doesn't eat ice cream
* A discussion of potential celebrity guests the guys can get
* Sebastian tells the story of how he met Vince Vaughn which led to his involvement in the Wild West Comedy Show
* Sebastian is eager to show his interview skills, potentially be the "male Barbara Walters"
* Sebastian tells a story of postponing a fight with Mark Wright in 4th grade because his slacks were too nice to fight in.
* Pete is offended by the abundance of male nudity at LA Fitness, Sebastian outlines his gym towel dressing routine
* Sebastian's Dad isn't a fan of his tattoo joke, says he looked better on Conan than he does in person.
* Pete compares jokes he sent to Rob Riggle for the ESPY awards with what was broadcast.

## Quotes from the episode

* Sebastian: "I look like I could have a head in my bag"
* Pete: "The LA Kings just won the Stanley Cup, and residents of LA haven't been this disinterested since Roberto Benigni won for Best Director"
* Sebastian: "Our response is; 'we pick. Who comes on the show.'"
Episode 237

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Someone gives out coins with his own face on it. Sebastian got a bit nude on a plane. Lots of announcements and funny stories!

## Topics discussed

* Pete congratulates Sebastian on the release of his latest Showtime special, Why Would You Do That?
* Sebastian explains wearing Justin Timberlake’s shoes, questions wearing another man’s shoes.
* JJ Watt attends Sebastian’s premiere celebration and discusses the economics of comp tickets.
* Joe Montegna’s personal coin.
* Pete’s separation from his daughter leaves him questioning whether to weep openly in front of her.
* Pete’s parents are celebrating 50 years of marriage.
* Sebastian discovers his home has been entertaining guests in his absence for remodeling.
* Pete flicks wet paper towels at a snoring passenger on an airplane.
* Sebastian’s tight clothing leads him to partially disrobe aboard an aircraft for relief.
* Attachment to clothing, and Pete’s vintage t-shirt archival system for his daughter.

## Quotes from the episode

* Black and white, almost takes you back to the 50s. P: Took me to a bowling alley, but continue.
* Does he (Justin Timberlake) even know that his shoes were worn for a better performance than he wore them for?
* I’m not into that!
* Not only are we going crazy, we might break into our choreographed dance that we created in our kitchen.
* This is a year and 10 months in the making: we’re in the house. I’m not saying it’s done, but it’s livable.
* I don’t know if “normal looking” is something we can agree upon.
* What’s been going on in our home in the last year and 10 months that we haven’t been there that i don’t know about?
* I equate strict…with well-behaved people.
* This is a total white trash move P: Well you’re in the proper outfit for it.
* If you take your wife’s last name, you might as well just send in your nuts.
* Every apartment in the hallway had a stench, you get to mine and it’s COLOGNE!
Sebastian Maniscalco

Saying what we're all thinking has always been Sebastian Maniscalco's specialty.

Except when he says it, it's a whole lot funnier.

And in his brand new Showtime standup special "Aren't You Embarrassed?" debuting on November 14, the sophisticated comedian with the chiseled cheekbones gives us a hilarious reality check of the world we all find ourselves living in. Continuing to bring his witheringly sarcastic and exasperated take on modern behavior and etiquette in his second Showtime special in two years, Sebastian takes on everything from selfies that he calls "lonelies" ("Do you know how alone you have to be to have 838 photos of yourself in your bathroom?") to online restaurant reviews ("Who's got the time to write an 18 page essay on asparagus?") to airport check-ins ("I'm taking out a boot,a sock,a toothpaste,does anyone know what two pounds is?"). The special has already spawned the Twitter hash tag #Aren'tYouEmbarrassed, with thousands of followers donating their take via social media on the absurdities of everyday life in the year 2014.

Taping the special "Aren't You Embarrassed?" in Chicago was a homecoming of sorts for the self-proclaimed 'half-Sicilian, half-Italian' who grew up in the middle class suburbs of Chicago ("The world doesn't match my upbringing"). Priding himself on a work ethic his father instilled in him when he began working at the age of 8, Sebastian made his first dime as an altar boy at funerals during his lunch break to contribute to the family.

Still sporting his Chicago accent despite leaving the Windy City in the early 2000's to follow his dream in Los Angeles, Sebastian began paying his comedy dues by night playing his brand of comedy in bars and bowling alleys while working as a waiter at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. He eventually broke into the national spotlight with a 20-city tour in support of his one-hour Comedy Central DVD Special. Yet, it wasn't until Sebastian captured the attention of award-winning actor and entertainer Vince Vaughn who selected him to be one of four featured comedians in the critically acclaimed film "Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show" that his comedy career began to explode.
Episode 196

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Pete and Sebastian catch up after a time away from each other. There are so many hilarious stories!

## Topics discussed

* The guys are recording on a Sunday morning, throwing them off their usual rhythm.
* Pete has been getting good response to the debut of his Showtime special, including Matthew Modine.
* Pete tells a story from Burt Reynolds' memoir about Frank Sinatra and champaign flutes.
* Sebastian goes to a NY Rangers game and is a celebrity among celebrities
* The guys reminisce about their love of Family Ties
* Elvis's dentist
* Sebastian's mother-in-law continues to set the bar for accommodations
* Pete's in Canada selling merch and taking heat for Canadian educational curriculum
* Shuli appreciates the knowledge he gets from Pete & Sebastian, Italian MDs.
* After a 24-hour travel ordeal, Pete is crowned "Balls" by a fellow passenger
* Sebastian is annoyed that his party guests do not reciprocate by hosting
* Sebastian and Lana will be spending Thanksgiving with his father, his father's new girlfriend and the girlfriend's family, sharing his childhood bedroom with a creepy sicilian doll.

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: "Even if I don't like you and you're famous; if you like me...guess what? I'm likin' you!"
* Sebastian: "They answered the phone, 'Keaton Manor'"
* Frank Sinatra: "The best place to live is where your friends are."
* Pete: "I read Seinlanguage by Jerry Seinfeld and I can't think of a better book to read when you're falling asleep."
* Pete: "You're learnin' about us, because we're the fuckin' KINGS!"
Episode 238

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Sebastian has to confront raccoons, they play a round of Italian Take, and find out who is the best dancer!

## Topics discussed

* 7 o’clock wed 10 eastern recording time.
* Pete hits up Sebastian for tickets for himself and his “dear friends”
* Sebastian changes his phone number, alerting Pete to his achieving a new level of fame.
* Pete purchases the floor model bed from Ikea.
* Sebastian is broadcasting from his home for the first time in 22 months.
* Sebastian gets into a confrontation with raccoons, causing him to scale a fence in retreat and purchase traps.
* Pete recalls his encounter with a bear, Sebastian assesses his ability to fend off an attack.
* Sebastian attends a wedding in Park City, Pete pines over what to bring to Lenny Marcus’ wedding.
* Sebastian discusses his wife’s lack of dance rhythm, Pete accuses him of being a selfish dancer while boasting about his own prowess.
* Italian Take: Russia’s presidential endorsement, sleeping in a house with sketchy past, playing football alongside women.

## Quotes from the episode

* Biscuit thought he could pull off the double denim look…like he works the door at a 1980s gay nightclub!
* Nobody wants to accidentally look over and see your little goose dick!
* I’m bringin’ Lana in and goin’ Let’s get off the dance floor!
* She’s holding me back because she literally looks like she has some kind of muscular problem!
* What the hell’s a dear friend?
* Is that Pete the comedian breakin down a bed?
* In a lot of your photos, you look like someone just slapped the shit out of you. Is there a reason you can’t pose for a photo correctly?
* I’m trying to do this dean martin thing with the eyes, looking down at you a little.
* A bird, a butterfly, a bee. We’re trying to enjoy a nice piece of brie on a cracker.
* This ain’t no grizz! Do you know your bears?
* I’m Pete Correale and somebody tell Tom that there’s no genius in the shoe design from where I’m standing!
* Could you sleep in that room? “I leave the country.”
* You forgot the name of the alzeihmers foundation?!
* Rochester NY, you can come see me there with Pete’s dear friends.
Episode 172

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Pete gives the listeners more nudity, Sebastian gets a suprise at an auction and the guys revisit the segment, "What Do You Do?"

## Topics discussed

* Sebastian is back from Las Vegas
* Jackie makes an unusual restaurant request
* Pete gets mopeds
* What do you do? with Cal
* Sebastian stays at a private manse for Commit Foundation, gets into auction hijinks.
* Guys recommend Dog Fight, Chef's Table, Bloodline.
* Sebastian's looking forward to Slyman's Corn Beef in Cleveland
* Pete's acting experiences, some of which will be shared with Newsletter recipients

## Quotes from the episode

* Sebastian: "I don't know if I can look at you the same." (After seeing Pete's partial nudity scene)
Episode 386

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Pete gets stretched out, Sebastian has troubles in Florida, and both guys have toilet stories!

## Topics discussed

* The guys discuss Sebastian’s new house which was formerly owned by another celebrity.
* Pete fights back against fellow hotel guests with the in-room phone.
* Sebastian has to bring Serafina to the doctor in Naples, Florida and makes some observations about the process.
* Pete walks in on someone in the bathroom and the guys discuss who’s responsibility it is to lock or knock.
* Pete’s gets stretched out by a professional hired from Kevin James.

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: “And then every fifteen minutes for the next two hours, I called his room and hung up…it made me feel so good I woke him up at six and I just kept him up - Chinese torture.”
* Sebastian: “The office is sad. So much so, that the stuffed animals look sad.”
* Pete: “I am on schedule like a Delta flight guy, like a Delta flight you could book my dumps.”
* Sebastian: “You’re smoking pot on the toilet?”
* Pete: “You ever have somebody telling you they saw you the other day hobbling, and you’re like first of all - what’re you odd balling me lady?”
* Pete: “In my head I’m like, that’s a half ounce of weed lady, that ain’t happening.” Sebastian: “Did you say, ‘I’m paying $49 a night at the Days Inn.”

## Tags

Naples, Florida, turbulence, flight, plane, airplane, Kobe Bryant, helicopter crash, shower, pilot, home, Gwen Stefani, Blake Shelton, hotel, volume, front desk, call, Serafina, coughing, doctor, pediatrician, flu, nurse, prescription, medicine, Tamiflu, elderberry, Lana, Caruso, writer’s room, studio, bathroom, faucet, candle, weed, stretch, physical therapist, Dr. Ron, jeans, sweatpants, golf, photo, pictures
Episode 226

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    Sebastian had a hell of a time getting to his Jersey gig, Pete is napping on the job, and who is our target audience?

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: You’re letting that outfit know we’ve got a big night!
* Sebastian: My picture on my license was when I was 26…I’m 42. It looked like my son!
* Sebastian: You might very well be asked to leave an airplane because Auntie Francis needs her Hallmark birthday card!
* Sebastian: It’s well worth the money to purchase yourself a nice tuxedo. Pete: Again, hittin’ that 25 y/o target audience!
* Sebastian: You snore? You actually lost your privileges to sleep on the plane.
* Pete: You put your hand over your head like you’re thinking...but you’re really having like a 2 minute nap.
* Jimmy from Boston: Just because you’ve got a bunch of useless scraps in a room doesn’t make it a museum. A menagerie of bullshit is more like it!
Episode 188

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Sebastian is almost homeless and the guys discuss where to bury their loved ones!

## Topics discussed

* Sebastian is in a mood resulting from the slow progress of his home renovation (new ETA: May 2016), temporary housing search and the toll it's taking on his relationship
* Pete suggests Sebastian purchase a Pied-à-terre
* Sebastian notices he is in a pattern of being on the receiving end of financial abuse
* Pete and Jackie are in disagreement on Pete's phone apps being out of date
* Sebastian recommends the city of Portland clean itself up, plus his strategy for avoiding beggers.
* After an initial misstep at their upscale hotel, Sebastian and Lana get the presidential treatment
* Pete's Showtime special will air Friday the 13th of November
* Sebastian is juicing again
* Sebastian's Dad is in Cefalù, Sicily; free of aches and pains and yelling into his Skype conversation with Sebastian.
* A discussion of wills, estates and the importance of making one's wishes known ahead of time.
* Pete confronts a driver who is revving his engine loudly in the neighborhood
* Sebastian will appear on The Fighter and the Kid and Tom Papa's podcast

## Quotes from the episode

* Sebastian: "I'm basically naked doing the cast."
* Pete: "I'm wondering...elevator?"
* Sebastian: "I got no underwear on today. I'm freeballin it."
* Sebastian: "Google just came back and said 'is this Pete Correale that's saying this?'"
* Sebastian: "Pied-à-terre? I turned it into an Italian word." Pete: "Well, that's what you do."
* Sebastian: "It looks like burning man, in Portland."
* Sebastian: "La settimana ho avuto oggi!"
* Pete: "The woman is talking about what she wants done with her body, and you're trying to make a Sunday afternoon out of it?"
* Pete: "Like the Stanley cup! Every player gets it for a night! Who's to say the urn ain't mobile?"
* Sebastian: "True dat." Pete: "Oh boy you let that slip. What, did you just see Straight Outta Compton?"
Episode 221

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   Pete has small town problems and Sebastian reveals his shower technique, plus a round of Italian Take in this hilarious new episode!

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: I gotta watch what I say about the town, bro. They’re listening.
* Pete: I thought I’d get a call. Maybe the F bombs scared ‘em away.
* Pete: This does not get out. But we have to terminate these effen kittens.’
* Sebastian: I like it because it’s no mess, all the shit drops.
* Sebastian: I got toothpaste everywhere. It’s down my stomach, it’s everywhere.
* Pete: I’ve never been in a situation where I’ve smelled someone on a bus and thought that guy didn’t wash his back.
* Pete: There’s not even a split second where you get out of the shower and someone wouldn’t know, if they closed their eyes, what they’re near.