Eggsalted Chickencow

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*For the normal version, see Chickencow.*

The **Eggsalted Chickencow** is the second challenge on *The Eggsalted Meteor* board.

## Attacks

All of the Eggsalted Chickencow's attacks deal Bacon damage.

1. The Eggsalted Chickencow spins, and fires a laser at its target.
	* *The Chickencow shifts gear and powers up its next attack!*
	* Attacks for 1 hit of 200% Bacon Magic damage.
2. The Eggsalted Chickencow fires a laser, charges, and pecks at its target before striking a pose.
	* Applies 'Unbound' or 'Unwound' for 9 turns inclusive.
		+ +30 Bonus.
		+ 'Unbound' regenerates HP equal to 33% of the damage taken from critical hits.
		+ 'Unwound' regenerates HP equal to 33% of the damage taken from non-critical hits.
	* Attacks for 13 hits of 120% Bacon Magic damage (1560% total).
3. The Eggsalted Chickencow summons a meteor to strike its target.
	* Attacks for 1 hit of 200% Bacon Magic damage.
		+ Inflicts 'Rotten Eggs’ for 4 turns, a 100% Poison DoT.
4. The Eggsalted Chickencow spins, and pecks its target.
	* *The Chickencow shifts gear and powers up its next attack!*
	* Attacks for 1 hit of 200% Bacon Magic damage.
5. The Eggsalted Chickencow summons a giant Chickencow head to barf a variety of nonsense on its target.
	* Attacks for 11 hits of 81.8% Bacon Magic damage (900% total).
	* Inflicts 'Lost and Confused’ for 4 turns.
		+ -50 Bonus.
		+ -50 Boost.
6. The Eggsalted Chickencow blasts its target with a radiant laser beam.
	* Attacks for 10 hits of 90% Bacon Magic damage (900% total).
	* Inflicts 'Out of the Frying Pan’ for 5 turns, a 100% Light DoT.
7. The Eggsalted Chickencow blasts its target with laser bursts.
	* Attacks for 6 hits of 150% Bacon Magic damage (1200% total).
	* Inflicts 'Into the Fire’ for 5 turns, a 100% Fire DoT.
8. The Eggsalted Chickencow pecks, farts a rainbow, and blasts its target with a radiant laser beam.
	* *You feel yourself falter... Will you succumb to the Eggsalted presence?*
	* Automatically inflicts 'Oversparkled' for 99 turns.
		+ -100X END.
			- X is equal to the amount of times this effect has been inflicted.
	* Attacks for 22 hits of 81.8% Bacon Magic damage (1800% total).
9. The Eggsalted Chickencow strikes a pose.
	* *'Let's turn things around!'*
	* Inverts its target's HP by setting it to [Max HP + 1] - [Current HP].
	* Applies 'Eggsalted Regeneration' for 2 turns, a 5% HoT (1072).
10. The Eggsalted Chickencow summons a meteor to strike its target.
	* *The Chickencow shifts gear and powers up its next attack!*
	* Attacks for 1 hit of 100% Bacon Magic damage.
11. The Eggsalted Chickencow summons a world-destroying meteor to annihilate its target.
	* Attacks for 1 hit of X Null Magic damage with +600 Crit and +500 Bonus.
		+ X is equal to 900100 + 10000% stat damage.
12. The Eggsalted Chickencow summons a world-destroying meteor to annihilate its target.
	* *'A mockery of true power! Behold!'*
	* Attacks for 1 hit of X Null Magic damage with +600 Crit and +500 Bonus.
		+ X is equal to 900100 + 10000% stat damage.

## Rotation

* The Eggsalted Chickencow's attack rotation is 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 8 -> 9 -> repeat.
* On the third rotation, Attack 9 is replaced by Attack 10, and its rotation becomes 11 -> repeat.
	+ The Eggsalted Chickencow's full 28-turn rotation is 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 8 -> 9 -> 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 8 -> 9 -> 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 -> 6 -> 7 -> 8 -> 10, then 11 -> repeat.
* If the player has any ChickenCow class equipped, the Eggsalted Chickencow's rotation is 12 -> repeat.

## Resistances

* Nihilism: 200
* Existentialism: 200
* Bacon: 200
* Null: 300
* Immobility: 300
* Shrink: 300