THE TALE OF THE MICKEY MOUSE MONSTER

Hello kiddies.  I just love Walt Disney resorts, films and SCREAM-PARKS.  My favorite rides are the SCARY-GO-ROUNDS and the ROLLER-GHOSTERS Ha-Ha-Ha!  In fact, Disney is the SCREAM of tonight's tale...

Chapter 1: DISNEY'S DERANGED ABANDONED RESORT

Back in the Summer of 1998, near Hope Town, Bahamas, stood an abandoned resort, with a sign beside the front gates that read: "MOWGLI'S PALACE" in bright, large, orange letters.  Two men were walking through the courtyard and went into the huge palace.  They both had brooms and whistled: "It's A Small World After All".  They walked downstairs to a basement-room, sweeping it and then they heard the sound of small footsteps behind them.  They stopped whistling and turned around.  They stared in silent, shocking-terror, wide-eyed, at the white-furred-black-faced-blue-overalled-black-gloved-negative-photo-like-Mickey Mouse Costume, as it slowly moved its head, looking back at them.  The creature spoke in a bizarre-Mickey Mouse-voice: "hey, wanna have some fun?".  The monster began tugging at its neck and then began trying to grab one of the men, laughing maniacally.  They screamed and ran in terror, upstairs and out of the palace.

Chapter 2: THE HAUNTING ATTACK

All of a sudden two boys ran passed the two men, into the palace and down to the basement-room.  "Come out from hidin' Sam, I'll beat ya up and then I'll kill ya twerp!" the one boy called to the other one.  He got out a pocket-knife from his pocket and opened it.  He walked through the room and saw Sam.  "Please, Trent, go away and leave me alone!" Sam begged him.  Trent backed Sam up to a wall.  "I don't think so punk!" Trent replied, holding the pocket-knife up to Sam's neck.  Suddenly, something touched Trent's shoulder from behind him.  Trent quickly turned around and saw the Mickey Mouse monster staring at him.  It was six-feet tall.  "Hey, wanna have some fun kid?" it asked in its bizarre-Mickey Mouse-voice.  It began laughing over and over, as it grabbed Trent, as he was shaking and speechless staring up at it.  Trent's shaking-hand dropped his pocket-knife, as the creature picked him up and carried him on its shoulder, into another room, with a black and yellow-striped-door, that was wide-open.  The monster slammed the door shut and Sam heard sounds of eating in the room for about a minute.  Then, the sounds stopped and it was silent.  As Sam watched wide-eyed, the door popped open and the Mickey Mouse creature stood in the dark-room, in its white, dress-coat.  Its eyes gleamed and glowed-white in the darkness.  "Boy, that was a tasty meal!" it laughed, holding up a human-skull.  "Now, for some dessert!" the creature continued and walked closer to Sam.  Sam quickly picked up Trent's pocket-knife, also shaking in fear.  He stabbed the monster in the neck and it screamed over and over in massive pain, backing up to the room, as yellow-slime leaked out of its neck.  Sam quickly ran over to the room and slammed the black and yellow-striped door shut.  He turned and ran out of the basement-room, padlocking the door.  Sam ran upstairs and out of Mowgli's Palace.  Sam ran over to the two men, who were standing outside, drinking bottles of Budweiser.  "That place is haunted by some kinda monster, are you alright son?" they asked Sam.  "Yeah, I'm ok thanks guys, but that thing ate the other kid who was gonna murder me.  I saw his skull, that the monster was holding, I stabbed it with the other kid's knife and it bled this creepy yellow-slime out of its neck".  "I padlocked the basement-door, lockin' it inside!" Sam replied, still shaking.  Then, Sam and the two men left the abandoned Mowgli's Palace, while whistling: "It's A Small World After All", together.

Heh-Heh, looks like Trent got a little CARRIED AWAY eh, kiddies?  But good for Sam, he ended up CLOSING THE CASE on that thing and putting it on LOCK-DOWN Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee!