Official Timeline

## Overview

An official timeline explaining in detail all important events in order of the timeline throughout all of the sagas history. Please note that majority of these events will contain HEAVY spoilers for the series so only continue on your own risk, or quest for the deep internal lore of the series.

## The Beginning of Time and The Universe

Before there was anything there was nothing, except two non corporeal entities by the names of Jerald and Leonard who have the abilities to create anything they want to at any given time, they are the what some people would consider "gods". One day while hanging out and watching their previous work on an already passed timeline of universal history they decided it was time for another because Leonard was bored and curious at what the next universe would have in store for him. Jerald had no intention of starting a new universe but Leonard convinced him to play him in rock paper scissors for it, they tied for countless eons until finally Leonard was victorious. Jerald was angered but accepted that he would be the one to materialize into the universe this time, he said his farewell to Leonard for now and turned into the modern day universe. Leonard then went around watching as life erupted on planets, but it seemed the milky way galaxy would become his most favorite attraction especially with what was to come.

## The Formation of Saranthia -000 - 100 BAE

Just a couple billion years after the creation of the universe Saranthia (modern day Mars) was beginning to show the first signs of sentient life, Leonard impressed by this bestowed the planet with a magical aura allowing it to evolve faster and its creatures to develop magical abilities. Eventually civilizations began to flourish all across the new planet and through some minor alterations formed the first empires.

## Birth of Nosgorath The Almighty -154 BAE

Almost one hundred years into Saranthia's history, nobody has harnessed the magical aura surrounding the planet or even knew about it. One evening in the middle of the month of Padrea during year 154 one of the kings daughters gave birth to a child named Nosgorath who had an immediate immense connection to the planets magical aura and utilized it to his will. As the years went by Nosgorath got more and more powerful and learned how to materialize objects based on the planets resources, he built himself a kingdom where most people wound up moving to because he could use his powers to grow infinite food and resources for its people.

## Rule of The Almighty Emperor -236 - 967 AAE

Over time Nosgorath eventually wound up taking over the entire planet gaining the name "The Almighty Emperor of Saranthia", he ruled for nearly a thousand years with the planet remaining peaceful and prosperous for the years to come under his rule. Saranthia, in its incredibly short history became one of the most advanced civilizations of all time in fact they were about to go interplanetary to expand their longevity, however sentient greed would overcome all of the planets aspirations.

## Saranthian War and Birth of The Mystics -967 - 1052 AAE

Most people were content with The Emperors rule, however a small group of south islanders where tired of what they thought to by tyranny so they attacked an outpost and won. So started the longest and only war against mainland Saranthians and their island counterparts, since the emperor was getting old he decided to take his five strongest warriors and give them each a chunk of his magic to oversee the war, the knights Agnoth, Xeal, Wobnare, Tarronth, and \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* were all chosen for this role. The knights were official dubbed The Mystics of The Orient and mobilized to look after all fronts of the war, wiping the floor with the islanders and eventually won the war in 1052.

## Mystic Mutiny and Fall of Saranthia -1102 AAE

After the end of the Saranthian War the Mystics still had all of their power and ruled over the planet, some began to have started to clench their iron fist around their sectors while some remained fair with their people. The Mystics were beginning to become overwhelmed by the initial magic energy they had received and began to become more entity than corporeal and began to just become energy inside of a suit of armor instead of a living breathing lifeform. The Emperor was getting old and weak and could barely do anything on his own anymore, yet he still had an immense amount of magic energy within him. Xeal and Tarronth began to question why the old man still is in control of everything, they thought that they could take over and shape the world in their image. They tried to ask \*\*\*\*\*\*\* to join them, but he told them that they were fools for even considering but he would not stop them if that is what they think was right. On one fatal evening in 1102 The Mystics met in The Emperors chamber for one last time, nearly a few minutes of being in the room Xeal and Tarronth lunged at The Emperor taking him off-guard killing him instantly, before anyone could stop them Xeal unexpectedly absorbed The Emperors power, Tarronth said "That wasn't part of the plan Xeal, we were both supposed to get the power!", without saying anything Xeal released a blast of energy killing and absorbing Tarronth as well. Agnoth and Wobnare fought long and hard against the now overpowered Xeal as \*\*\*\*\*\* could be seen doing nothing in the background only watching as the battle went down. Wobnare was killed and absorbed after a while leaving Agnoth to fight the now four three times as powerful Xeal, Agnoth managed to get more than a few good hits on him but it was not good enough, Xeal delivered the killing blow to Agnoth and now had his eyes set on \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*. Xeal approuched with caution however \*\*\*\*\*\*\* looked to Xeal and said "our time has come" and \*\*\*\*\*\* delivered an anfathomly powerful magic blast to Xeal not only killing him but caused him to explode with a blast 2000 times a strong as a nuclear bomb eradicating all life on Saranthia official making it the red planet Mars. Even though The Mystics died they weren't exactly gone as their magical essence remained.

## Formation of Earth - -200000000 BC

When Saranthia fell, all of those responsible met with Leonard who now put them in charge of forming a new life filled planet as punishment for their misdoings. The Emperor was allowed to officially dissolve and move on to the next dimension with his power being evenly split between The Mystics in order to create new life on Mars's neighboring planet Earth. The two mischievous Mystics Xeal and Tarronth were in charge of always making sure that there was evil in the world, while Agnoth and Wobnare made sure there was always a force of good to go against it, \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* now only known as The Truth was in charge of mediating both sides and coming to their middle agreement and became the physical embodiment of the grey area and seeing how it was. With their forces combined the first creatures emerged on earth and eventually human history evolved as it did in our dimension.

## Zardidion Empire and Aliens Fleeing to Earth -332 BC

While The Milky Way remained planetarily neutral other planets in other systems had to worry about The Zardidion Empire, a group of highly intelligent and technologically advanced squid-like aliens with a massive interplanetary empire that is set on taking over the entire known universe. Many planets were taken over causing the survivors to eventually find Earth as their safe haven away from the fear of being taken over, some aliens were more advanced than the humans helping them with some pyramids and stuff and the others not so much. Alien immigrants began to move in by the thousands and unlike our universe aliens were very well known in society and have been around for a very long time, however some folky were not happy about their being here, however human history went on parallel with our universe but this time with aliens.

## The Spawning of Gerg and Rise of Gergaria -400 BC

The wisest being in existence known as Gerg was spawned mysteriously with no parents sometime in 400 BC. Gerg was rumored to have an IQ of over 500 and a deep and powerful connection and understanding to all of the planes of existence and could label them, he creates maps of the stars and made a few of the worlds first maps. He is known to be able to travel the dimensions at will and according to legend never die. Gerg also has a very strong connection to spirits, including those of the fallen Saranthia who attempt to play roles in the universe that Gerg will not allow, some say he was spawned by Lenny or God himself ot stop the interferene. His followers soon started a religion, cult and society about Gerg known as Gergaria which lasted for hundreds of thousands of years in near secrecy until the future rise of Jackie G, yet after all that Gerg still remains. His followers are known as The Gergarian Monks most famously The Pumpkin Monk for his role in the distant future.

## Le Dude -1948 AD

Aliens have been living on Earth for thousands of years but are still looked down upon this many years later, nobody hated aliens more than Elija Resterouf a politition that said that aliens should go back to where they came from and leave us alone. His son Truk Resterouf very young at the time enjoyed going out with his butterfly net and catching the smaller breeds of aliens and amassed quite a collection of aliens by age 15. His father was very proud of him for capturing the aliens, but Truk was not happy that his father would torture his captured aliens, so one day Truk recorded it and got his father arrested. Truk bribed the aliens he caught to be let free making about 2000 dollars to start his new life, he moved from South Carolina to Louisiana to pursue his passion of hunting the dangerous swamp aliens.

## Meeting of The Four Legends -1950 - 1953 AD

One day while exploring the bayou of Louisiana, Truk met a young lad with a shotgun by the name of Jeffery Lumbarr Deloquior who was curious to young Truk's exploration of his land. Truk told him that he was hunting aliens a sport in which Jeffery had never heard of but he did know that dangerous aliens lived in the waters of The Bayou. A massive alien emerged from the water attacking Truk, without hesitation Jeffery didnt shoot but he threw his shotgun at the alien somehow cracking its skull and killing it instantly. Amazed Truk asked young Jeffery to join his efforts, in response Jeffery said "most definitely Le Dude" in his bayou accent, a name that would stick with Truk for the rest of his professional career. Over the next couple of years they would meet a baseball player named Sheen Nelget who batted a group of aliens away from Le Dude saving his life, and a young accountant named Todd who killed one of the most dangerous aliens in the world with a number 2 pencil. Together they developed their skills and hunted aliens all over the world for many years.

## The Formation of The Top Secret Alien Hunter Association -1975 AD

As the boys became men they started to think about how they could make money out of their newly formed profession and more importantly how to avoid backlash from more intelligent organizations. That is of course why they decided to form a secret organization, as Todd described it, "kind of like a speakeasy or something, something everyone knows exists but nobody can do anything about". Through some illegal alteration the organization was born and only got more popular with time, soon people from all over the world gathered to train to become aliens hunters and learn from the masters. The organization eventually became a multinational sensation, it was looked down upon by alien sympathizers however.

## Korean Attacks and Nam War -2020 - 2022 AD

Korea had been designing super soldiers and super laser weapons and have wanted to know if they are effective in battle so they invaded Hawaii and Vietnam with barely a fight. and The United States feeling nostalgic decided to send troops to Vietnam to fight for some more years and blast the war time classics while fighting Koreans.

## The Spooky Swamp Incident -2022 AD

A dangerous alien escaping the Zardidion Empire crash landed on earth in the middle of Lago Zancudo wilderness in a vast swamp. This particular alien was a threat to the nearby citizens of the land so the TSAHA was sent in to deal with the creature and capture it. The operation accidently turned into a three week period of terror for the TSAHA as hunters died by the thousands as the alien was far more powerful than they could have ever realize, out of the three thousand hunters that went in only two hundred remained by the end and remains the deadliest event in TSAHA history. Notable survivors include Le Dude, John Johnson, Thomas Anderson, Saenorath Nelget, Jack Jackson, and Jeffery Lumbarr who was sprayed in the eyes with the creatures venom and became completely blind. Member of The Four Legends Todd was a casualty in this horrific event.

## The Mistake 2022 AD

The Koreans had also been testing a new bomb bigger than any other bomb, that was also made by Russia. Little did Russia know that the Koreans had plans to destroy them as well with the bombs, so they decided to launch the missiles and low and behold the entire world became a nuclear shit show causing most of the US to relocate to a local island in the Caribbean renamed Los Santos and all of Asia and Europe to become known as Bootlandia.

## Accidental Creation of Candyland -2023 AM (After Mistake)

During Nam an airship carrying a top secret christmas supplies for the governent on the island of Madagascar. After the crash, the one and only survivor and pilot, who was codename The Muffin Man, who had nothing but the ginger bread cookies onboard. After he had consumed all but one of the boxes of the men of ginger, the radiation poisoning induced hallucinations that told him to take the onboard microwave and stick it into radioactive waste (which was enough to fuel the microwave), the waves of gamma induced a chain reaction in the ginger/bread mixture, giving them sentience. Thus, Candyland was born. The Baked Elder was the first gingerbread man to come out, he ate the muffin man and decided to start The Liquorice Wars to prove to all the other sentient gingerbread men that he was the most baked out of all of them. He forged his Liquorice stick and slayed every other gingerbead man, he then used the radioactive oven too make more gingies. Eventually he made an army out of gingys and now he rules with an iron fist.

## The Rise of The Angumen -2023 - 2025 AM

After the nuclear holocaust, some people did not exactly die in the blast but have their DNA altered in a strange way making their skin a strange rectangular pattern while also having their skin more armored than their now different human counterparts. Eventually these people got together and blamed the humans for their mistake of blowing up most of the world, one Angman believed that the government that was falling apart could not keep what is left of "America" together so he and his followers toppled the government and started a new, renaming it to "South Carolinia" named after South Carolina the place that got nuked to hardest as a constant reminder of the United States mistake. Suprisingly things were actually better under the rule of Angmen than before, they reformed areas destroyed by nuclear devastation, built schools, roads, and new architecture for years to come. The only problem faced was the racism between humans and Angmen that would eventually get more prevalent as the years went on with Angmen always thinking they were superior that is why Angmen is always capitalized while humans remains the same in the english alphabet.

## The Meat Wars -2056 - 2061 AM

The racism between Angumen and human grew to the point where cops gunned down a man named Roosters entire family and put him in jail for it. So he broke out and started a war against the Angumen and with the help of Scroob, Fitz Mauzer, and Robert Ratt they pushed the Angumen back to their citadel and through days of fighting the humans eventually won the war with the sacrifice of Rooster in the process, who was killed by the leader of the Angumen General Isacc Glash otherwise known as The Rectangle with Sunglasses or Mr Shades depending on who you ask. Wallace was imprisoned after the war and in the end the "superior" Angmen nearly went extinct because of the reversal of their initial racism which could be sad but history is written by the victors.

## The Creation and Rise of The Beans -2070 - 2079 AM

Since the dramatic conclusion of The Meat Wars humans were finally able to focus on the things that truly matter once again like friends, family, their careers and most of all the reintegration of scientific discovery. A family of scientists known as The Cryopods began merging DNA of their own with that of aliens to create a strange subspecies for science to discover how alien/human breeding would go, an astrophysicist known as Lenny Cryopod (no correlation to The Lenny) discovered that interspecies breeding is not smart. The other scientists never did listen to Lenny however and continued attempting this scientific feat accidently created a creature known as The Bean, a strange yet annoying creature that wandered around with a high pitched voice and laughed like Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory. When Lenny saw this creature he immediately got into a space shuttle and launched himself into space to never return, the rest of the scientists continued experimenting for the next couple years spawning strange variations of these creatures until they finally spawned a bean that was unlike the rest, strong, mean, and ready to fight anything in his path. The scientists named this creature Noodles who proceeded to kill all of the scientists and began breeding with the other female beans known as The Bean Queens, Beefa, Boffa, Borfa, and Beeta to create an army of mean and strong beans to wage war. In 2079 they had enough Beans to take over an entire land mass and thats just what they did, they took over Maine in only two days and declared a powerful nation state therein out of The Anguman Citadel left over from The Meat Wars.

## The Bean Takeover -2080 - 2086 AM

The Beans locked down in their nation state breeding and breeding for about three years straight until they had an unstoppable force like the world had never seen, millions of Mean Beans ready to take over all of South Carolinia. They marched out and began taking over everything they could get their hands on land wise, they took over everything up to the hundred acre woods bordering The Alien Hunter Wildlands barreling through absolutely everything with little to no contest, it was then decided in a meeting from the masses that they go to war against The Beans or everyone shall perish. With the standard South Carolinian government out of commission the TSAHA took charge alongside Mayor Moneypenny of Stupidtown to fight off The Bean menace.

## The Bean Wars -2087 - 2094 AM

Militias consisting of alien hunters and ex military citizens began growing from all over the land to fight The Beans who were still breeding out new soldiers day by day to fight, with this considered The Beans technically were never losing men and the citizens were dying by the thousands with some of the harshest fighting ever seen closest to the Maine border. The alien hunters were put in leadership positions as well as past military strategists, John Johnson was both of those things so he was hoisted to the rank of Lead General and was in charge of majority of the militia. After years of fighting on all fronts of the war and getting absolutely nowhere except backwards to the humans, General Johnson finally decided to go the nuclear route, but with the citizens still gun-shy from the idea of another Mistake occurring nobody wanted to do that, so the citizens actually blocked Johnson from getting in control of nuclear armaments. The Battle of The Border then happened, the most devastating Bean assault in the entire war costing thousands their lives as well as almost killing The Great Bohito, it was after that John decided to begrudgingly fight through his own people to launch the nuke into Maine. The nuclear strike killed The Bean Queens and a very enormous amount of Beans as a whole, permanently halting their production lines and thus permanently weakening their forces and ending the war nearly in one swift motion.

## Carolinian Reformation and Peace Movement -2095 - 2115 AM

When The Bean Wars finally ended people had finally decided they have had enough of war and began a movement of peace and even began to attempt to reform the government. Schools were built, roads were built, and it even seemed like industrialization was coming back to society quick. Economy was up and everyone actually began taking part in recreational activities again after houses were built and business finally came back, it was kind of like an American Renaissance, the government even got into contact with Los Santos which already was a recreation of America on different soil and they shipped supplies over to help out South Carolinia. Negotiations were closed in 2109 however because the TSAHA started alien hunting in Los Santos where alien integration was legal and they were treated as equals.

## Jackie G -2115 AM

Out of absolutely fucking nowhere an omnipotent being known as Jackie G and his assistant Boonshanks began traveling across the land singlehandedly taking over and or eradicating everything. In only seven hours Jackie G toppled the government and became its dictator, captured all of the criminals and or undesirables and threw them into an interdimensional prison including most if not all of the TSAHA, kidnapped every woman in South Carolinia never to be seen again, and had Boonshanks slaughter all of Gergaria.

## Formation of The Thiccys -2115 AFW (After Forgotten Wars)

Jackie G decided after taking over all of South Carolinia that he did not want to run all of South Carolinia so he employed the best and smartest leaders of the generation to run his country for him. The original Thiccys included Mr. Holmes leader of an infamous cartel, Pablo Katarn, a mysterious businessman known as 006, and former leader of South Carolinia and last Anguman in existence Issac Glash.

## Formation of The Line -2115 AFW

In order for Jackie G to maintain his rule he decided to take everyone who would threaten it and throw them into a pocket dimension mirroring the world before "The Forgotten Wars aka The Rise of Jackie G", a humane prison if you will. all of the TSAHA was thrown in as well as controversially Mr. Holmes son Jeremiah Longtree, who Holmes as a Thiccy member did not want to go against the will of Jackie G so the compromise was made that he would giver Jeremiah land and have Peckert there as his servant. A certain member of John Johnsons compound, Dr. Bright however saw through the façade and began to hatch an escape plan.

## The Flaw and Cloning of John Johnson -2116 AFW

Dr. Bright informed John Johnson about The Line and the fact that they were within it, John opted that he should be cloned in order to have the clone act as a dumber version of him as he worked to find an escape route. What nobody expected was the arrival of a young PeckyTHEPidgeon who made it into the line by mistake by searching for his new assigned master John Johnson because the TSAHA mandated it before the creation of The Line. Dr. Bright with the help of a few other scientists were working to get the cloning ready, but they had to go a lot sooner because Pecky shot John Johnson in anger for taking the credit for an alien that Pecky caught. They rushed John to the facility to clone John before he had a chance of dying. Little did any of the scientist know Peckert was one of the scientists the whole time tasked with killing John Johnson, but for some unknown reason after killing all of the scientists including Dr. Bright he did not stop the cloning process or confirm the kill on John Johnson, instead he just walked out and decided to have the dumb clone assimilate Johns life as he stuck real John under the bed.

## The Longtree Dispute and Death of Mr. Holmes -2116 - 2117 AFW

John Johnsons clone Jim Jones assumed the role of John Johnsons life and began to raise PeckyTHEPidgeon and take control of Johns business, which is not particularly a good thing. He lazily did not deliver an alien to Jeremiah Longtree otherwise known as The Buyer causing Jeremiah to put a hit on him, a group known as The Fumigators threw everything they could at John which eventually resulted in The Buyer taking over Johns compound. John snitched to the local Sheriff who brought back the police and they retook over the compound, killing The Buyer who had a secret mission from Jackie G to keep control of the prisoners within the line. As punishment for The Buyers failure Jackie G decided to kill Mr. Holmes and replace him with the leader of The Black Cock Gang, Jud Khun.

## Jackie Decides to Be Evil Again -2117 AFW

After a few years of not being evil, Jackie decided it was the right time to be evil once again. He spawns a creature known as Bootleg Santa to hunt down PeckyTHEPidgeon and hold him for ransom so he can plant agents inside of Johns organization for the future "order... just kill everybody" which is twice as easy considering Jim Jones is on a secondary quest with Ferf to hunt down the rare green pea shooter. Peckert wound up coming into the picture after he figured out Pecky was his long lost and thought to be dead son, he saved Pecky from Bootleg Santa and Jim came back with his coveted item of power.

## The Second Nuking of The Beans -2117 AFW

Jim Jones randomly decided that he wanted to nuke the beans a second time with some nuclear grade uranium he happened to find the The Museum of Cool Shit. That's really all there is too it he nuked the beans and weakened them again.

## Order Just Fucking Kill Everyone -2118 AFW

With some careful considering Jackie G decided to recruit Rhino and Leonardo Tipson to attack John and the TSAHA head on and end their fun just because. He activated his sleeper agents within Johns compound and Stupidtown which lead to the assassination's of Mayor Moneypenny and Chief Peter Piper and the death of Hank in the compound as well as a large amount of guards. John and Pecky are forced to flee into the thousand acre woods which was resorted to a wasteland after The Bean Wars, Jackie puts an official bounty on John Johnson (Jim Jones) head.

## The Fall of The TSAHA -2118 AFW

Jim and Pecky go to the TSAHA compound to seek refuge from the government hunting them, Jeffery Lumbarr begrudgingly lets them stay if they promise to help train a young Randy Keebler (future alien hunter legend). Rhino and his militia showed up and devastated the members of the TSAHA and managed to have Captain Noodles capture Jeffery Lumbarr and tasked Rosco to look after him.

## Death of The Pumpkin Monk -2119 AFW

Following the death of Jeffery Lumbarr after Pecky failed to save him, The Pumpkin Monk arrived just in time to save Pecky and took him into a secret Gergarian temple hidden away from everyone or so they think. He brought Pecky in to train him how to fight and how to use the power strangely invested in PeckyTHEPidgeon that has been untapped and unused for quite some time. Right when Pumpkin Monk was training Pecky in the inner machinations of the dimensions Boonshanks randomly showed up and started killing all of the students on a personal mission to assassinate the monk. The Pumpkin Monk fought hard to the end in a brutal battle that eventually resulted in the monk passing on, Boonshanks also discovered Pecky watching from afar to afraid to do anything, before Boonshanks could kill him Pumpkin Monk came from the fifth dimension to save Pecky from Boonshanks and give him some words of encouragement alongside Hank and Lumbaar, and with those words of encouragement sent Pecky on his way.

## Victory at The Block Party -2119 AFW

Jim and Pecky reunited and heard that there was a block party set up by Jackie with all of the bad guys in it to relieve stress so they decided they were going to crash the party. They made a new friend named Barnes who is a very powerful ally, and they summoned The Great Bohito to really have a chance at winning, they launched an assault on the block party and defeated just about everyone, Leonardo Tipson did beat Jim Jones up pretty good though and blew up the block party so Jim could not seek refuge in the house.

## Tipson Joins The Thiccys -2120 AFW

In part of the plan created by Tipson and Issac Glash to go against Jackie G from the inside, Glash told Jackie that Jud Khun was not to be trusted and failed multiple times and to believe in Leonardo Tipson to save The Thiccys. Jackie obliges him by killing Jud Khun and replacing him with Tipson which Glash believes will assist them in killing the big man himself or maybe even getting closer to 006.

## The Clone Conundrum -2120 AFW

Jim one day decided to go insane because Pecky threw away his Johnonol to try to get him sober, so he chased Pecky outside and all of a sudden the real John came back, for a while he was known as dungeon lover but he broke out of the bed from earlier and went soul searching and got his memory back from Dr. Brights journal in the old compound. The clones fought each other to the death and the real John stood victorious much to the dismay of Pecky who was raised the whole time by Jim Jones. Meanwhile Pecky fought Peckert because Peckert knew all along about the clone considering he technically made it for the sake of his boss and didnt tell Pecky, so he kicked Peckys ass and ran off.

## The Breaking of The Line -2120 AFW

Dr. Bright was told and informed by Boonshanks about the line before they were put in, so Bright wrote down what Boonshanks to him about it and John figured out where and how to break the line from the journal. He wanted to bring Pecky who was unsure, considering his master was just killed but John told him to just come with him. They reached the line where they had to fight a demon guardian spawned by Jackie years ago, they almost were killed until Peckert came back and used what he learned from Hogwarts to kill the demon and regain slight trust with his son, they crossed the line in search for new adventure.

## The Blue Button Initiative -2120 AFW

Jackie G created a failsafe years ago to alert everyone that a line breach had occurred and to hunt down anyone responsible, and create an unenterable force around Maine where Thiccy Tower is located, but since it was John Johnson and company they would be really hard to catch, 006 told Jackie when the line went up that if it were ever broken there would be tragic consequences for him and he would not be entirely wrong about that one.

## Creation of Magic Man -2121 AFW

Jackie G's ultimate coup de grâce was fucking every woman in the world to build up enough power to create the ultimate magic being, possibly even surpassing his own power. The power was supposed to go to the strongest of The Paladin Knights other than Boonshanks, he accidently shot it into the janitor by mistake making a random dude one of the most powerful beings in current existence other than Jackie. Jackie knew he would have to just go with it because he had no more power, he sent out magic man to find the alien hunters.

## Seed of Tarronth -2121 AFW

Pecky eventually discovered he had two being manipulating his inner conscience, one being the spirit of Wobnare representing light and good and the other being Tarronth who easily manipulated Peckys young mind and eventually took more control than Pecky had anticipated, and began slowly corrupting the young bird, with no context to the rest of the group.

## Discovery of Mollosia and Resurgence of Gerg -2121 AFW

Captain Autismo told of the location of a secret city where people go to live a life of secrecy and solitude together after John and Pecky helped him with his captains promise. John and Pecky head out to the location to discover a fully thriving city with a temple in the middle of it, John finds his long thought to be dead war buddy Robert Ratt and Pecky gets to meet the legendary deity Gerg who tells him of the true nature of his problem while explaining Saranthia. Meanwhile Magic man and Leonardo Tipson attack Mollosia at the same time, but to everyone's surprise the small group of Mollosian Gergarians defeat the large group of Paladin Knights with a little help from Gerg. Robert Ratt tells John where to find actual civilization and wishes them the best as they continue forward.

## Jackie's Final Warning -2122 AFW

After an extended period of time of John Johnson wandering and messing up all of Jackie and his benefactors plans Jackie decides to put an ultimatum on John that if he doesn't kill himself or have someone kill him he would have The Line pocket dimension implode on itself killing all of Johns friends still within. John knows that he cannot surrender so instead he has until the end of the month to form an entire army to defeat Jackie, or his friends shall die.

## Formation of Anti-Jackie Bowling League -2122 AFW

John, Pecky, and Peckert in the month long period they have set out to build an army unlike the world had never seen to defeat Jackie, full of the most OP people and groups they have ever encountered. By the end of the month they have a large group of friends behind their backs as they enter Maine and eventually each the front of Thiccy Tower ready for the battle to end all battles.

## Battle of Thiccy Tower -2122 AFW

The army rushed the Paladin Knights and the most epic battle of all time occurred and we saw the deaths of some of our most favorite characters, hero's and villains. Finally John, Pecky, Peckert, The Rim Greaper, and The Great Bohito make it to the front of the tower and make it into the building itself, they fight through the guards as the battle continues to rage outside, they make it to the elevator. The group stops at a floor they believe to be important and they send Pecky and Rim Greaper out as the strongest members to face Jackie. Boonshanks is waiting for Pecky and Greaper and they have an epic battle eventually resulting in the death of Boonshanks, Jackie has an epic battle resulting in a landslide defeat for the heroes. Pecky makes his way up to the main group and Jackie senses the spirit possesing Pecky for the spirit possessing Jackie is that of the Saranthian Mystic Xeal. Xeal comes out of Jackie's body and catapults Pecky and John accidently into the sixth dimension to attempt to take control of him and kick out the two spirits inside of Pecky, but John uses the physical remain of Agnoth to fend of Xeal. They unexpectantly get a little bit of help from fallen comrades from the spirit realm including Hank, Jeffery Lumbaar, and then some, they fight off remanence of Xeal but they were unable to stop Pecky from being possessed. John in the physical realm has to make the choice of killing Pecky before he becomes twice as powerful as Jackie or not killing him and letting a being of twice the power of Jackie destroy the world, he makes the only right choice and shoots Pecky saying goodbye to his favorite apprentice and freeing everyone inside the line.

## Johns Banishment -2122 AJ

Peckert was more than a little angry that John killed his son, he didn't understand the reasoning behind it all he cared about was the fact that his son was now dead. Peckert decided to guilt trip John into believing that the death of Pecky is all his fault and it worked, so John decided that he was no longer welcome in South Carolinia so he decides to leave and never return for the rest of his days. John flies away to Los Santos to start new adventures and meet a new apprentice perhaps.

## The New Show and The End of "An Organization" -2123 AJ

John lands in Los Santos looking for any opportunity he can to alien hunt, even though its technically illegal since aliens are integrated in society. He meets a young uber driver named Carlos who he takes a liking too and believes that he can be his new apprentice, little does John know there are organizations and the Los Santos government looking into him the second he got off the plane. In retaliation and withdrawal from not hunting aliens John decides to take Carlos to break into a military base that he believes has aliens inside, it goes terribly and Carlos gets arrested. John later after escaping gets a call from Captain Autismo is still alive after all that occurred, he tells him that he sent Carlos to look after John and that Carlos is an agent for Autismo, John goes and rescues Carlos from prosecution and they go to hunt down the alien that attacked John on the mountain while escaping. An Organization, an alien hunting organization is in a race with John to catch the alien that attacked John, John wins and lets one of the aliens go free his name was Alphae, John and Alphae go to kill the leader of An Organization, Mr Moore who is later lead to be commanded by 006 who is also still alive. Carlos gets into a bad accident rendering him mentally ill for quite a while, and John successfully topples An Organization and together John and Carlos start a new alien hunter show illegally in Los Santos.

## John Johnson's Retirement -2126 AJ

Carlos and John hunted aliens for three years with their new show, after the toughest challenge yet that nearly ended their friendship and John nearly died to a gay Italian alien on two occasions, John decides to finally retire after one hundred and four years of alien hunting. Carlos with no goals or direction afterwards, bought a house and decided to treat his mentally unstable self to some alcohol in the hood for a few years.

## Carlos Rejoins Autismo -2132 AJ

Once Carlos was mentally reinvigorated Autismo figured he could use him, so he sent out Wolf a new sentient robot created by Autismo to go find Carlos and bring him to Autsmos yacht. Carlos decides to rejoin Autismo to make more money than he could ever dream of penguin trafficking, meanwhile Mr. Moore is on the hunt to kill his old boss 006 with the help of his compadre Maurice. Mr. Moore believes that if anyone knows where 006 is it would be Autismo considering his high level of business efficiency and the fact he knows absolutely everyone in existence, so Moore kidnaps Autismo and Wolf and eventually figures out 006 has a base on top of a mountain. Carlos goes to rescue Autismo and Wolf and kills Maurice in the process, Moore finally gets a shot at 006 who reveals himself but Moore misses and is defeated by Autismo. Carlos is angry however because apparently Moore knew something secret about Autismo that Carlos didn't know and Autismo killed Moore before he would tell Carlos seemingly on purpose and that would linger in Carlos's mind for the rest of time.

## Autismo's Hostile Takeover -2142 AJ

Things went on normally for the next ten years until Autismo planned to kill all of the penguin traffickers and take all of their penguins to then liquidate them and become a billionaire which works and results in the death of Captain Noodles who became a penguin trafficker after the Battle of Thiccy Tower. Autismo purchased a space organization for some reason to launch some strange satellite into space for an unknown reason.

## Autismo Assists in Zardidion Invasion -2142 AJ

Autismo actually launched the satellite into space as a weapon to take out large sums of people so the Zardidion Empire could have an easier time invading earth, in return Autismo would be the leader of what's left of humanity and get large amounts of money and land from The Empire. The problem with his plan is Carlos figured it out and confronts Autismo on it, of course Autismo anticipated this and set all of the robots including Wolf to kill him, forcing Carlos to kill his best friend Wolf. He went to Timothy for help but it turns out he was a Zardidion the whole time spying on Carlos, with nowhere left to turn Carlos only has one choice.

## John's Final Run -2142 AJ

Carlos went down to John's house without knowing that he is leading Autismo right to him, Autismo bombed Johns house killing Velocimophaptor the only resurrection doctor left in the TSAHA. John enraged by this occurrence decides to go back with Carlos to kick Autismo's ass, they try to find 006 to see if he knows anything about Autismos whereabouts only to find out that 006 has been Autismo this entire time. John summons the long forgotten about Alphae to come assist them in stopping the Zardidion Empire the very same Empire that destroyed his planet, together they break out of prison which angers Autismo so much he had to issue a lethal detour ant.

## The Death of Le Dude and Johns Revenge -2142 AJ

Autismo walked straight into Le Dudes house and just shot him like a dog, after all those years of alien hunting and surviving everything all it took was an unexpected shot to the gut to kill a legend. In response John starts slaughtering Autismos men and Aliens alike until Carlos tells him where Autismo is leading them to the final battle where they stop the Zardidion plot to destroy most of the world with a satellite and John finally meets his maker.

## The Death of John Johnson -2142 AJ

To stop the alien plot John crashed a plane into the compound in sacrifice, he was burred in Los Santos Cemetery where millions of people visited and said goodbye including Peckert who is still alive and remains one of the soul survivors of the entire saga. Carlos goes and lives the rest of his life in peace, being granted a beautiful wife and a child who would against his fathers wishes, become an alien hunter in the next generation. Carlos lived out the rest of his days a happy and accomplished man and never really got over the death of his friend, John Johnson.

## The Space Ranger Initiative -2150 AJ

Knowing the continuing threat of the Zardidion Empire the TSAHA launched an intergalactic initiative to destroy the Empire plaguing most of the solar systems around the galaxy. Carlos Jr, the child of Carlos was one of the strongest forces within the TSAHA initiative, The Zardidion Empire declared war upon Earth and Earth did the same.

## Zardidion Wars -2152 - Destruction of The Universe

The Zardidion Wars went on for the rest of time until the Zardidions created a super weapon that actually destroyed the entire universe and all life within. Shame

## End of Time and New Beginning

After all of that commotion is over, it was time for Jerald to cancel being the universe and sit down with Lenny to watch all of the great stuff he filmed. Once an eternity was completed of watching everything the last universe had to offer Jerald challenged Lenny to another game of rock, paper, scissors with an unknown outcome, who knows we may be living in the resulting universe of this rock paper scissors game, RIGHT NOW!