First Hispanic Election

The First Hispanic Election was held on March the 3rd 2081 All over the Corporate Kingdom Of Hispania (Which had just become a Constitutional Monarchy a few Months ago during the Battle Of Tyrant Tower) The Race for the Presidency had begun

### Early Election Season

The Start of election season started off with pretty much everyone scrambling to form their own parties and get their name out their was a presidential candidate including the Great Terroriser of Librarians: Ruby. Dude to the mysterious Drug Epidemic that had started in the former months many people were looking for candidates who promised to get control of the drug problem one way or another. During this time TV Advertising became nothing but political ads. (Which led to the formation of a Ban Political Ads Party) There was also document violence between small parties and a few cases of violent drug dealers and people with Molotov Cocktails.

### Late Election Season

As the Season went on a few of the smaller parties were weeded out while the large ones got stronger and better connected. Some parties started forming their own militias which were only kept in check by the Tyrant Corp Guards hired to keep the peace. When the debates started most people tuned in because of how insane and hilarious they were. Due to the Overwhelmingly high living standards of Hispania most people did not have real problems and thus they focused on small Insignificant problems and created absurd parties which wouldn't get more then 5 members in any other country.

### Parties on the Ballot

#### (Listed in no particular order)

* Tunisian Radical Islam Party
* Nova Roma Party
* Glass The Bongo Kingdom Party
* Eat The Poor Party
* Queer Space Imperialist Party
* Anarcho Tea-Partyists
* Fres-est Market
* Green Ukraine Revolution Party
* Radical Ludite Party
* Apology Party
* Anti-Existance Party
* Singularity Party - Split Off Binary Party
* TySoc Porn Party
* Anti-Women Party
* Anti-Men Party
* Violence Against Janitors Party
* Cyberpunk Distopia Party
* Solarpunk Utopia Party
* Positive Racism Party
* High School Triad Party
* Extreame Cyberbullying Party
* National Schizophrenia Party
* Anti-Seatbelt Party
* Playground Society
* Corporate Hoardism
* Republic Party
* Federation Party
* TyRexit Friends
* Libertarians
* Nuke Everything Party
* Socialist Auburn Nationalist Democratic Party (SAND) (Ruby's Party)
* Incel Party (Mandatory Girlfriend Party)
* LiveLeak Party
* Free Chud Party
* Extreme Racist CottageCore Skinwalker Hunting Goth Girl Party
* Dunmer Tribunal Party
* Prison Wardens For Bongoland Collaboration
* The Street Party
* Chuds For Bongoland Destruction
* Rampant Taxation Society
* United Hispania Party
* Hispania First Party
* No More Political Advertisements Party
* Joseph Malo Friendship Association for Magical Supremacy
* Donald (9 Year Old Child)

### Results

The Votes were counted and the Republic Party came out on top, Their founder Mr Flake became the President. The party's goal was to keep ties with Tyrant Corp but still steer Hispania towards a more Democratic system which included a Senate and the likes. Since there were so many parties the Republic Party only got around 12% of the votes and to make up for this they started a coalition between themselves, The National Schizophrenic Party and the Extreme Racist CottageCore Skinwalker Hunting Goth Girl Party. "Together we shall make this Nation more democratic by keeping out the Gangstalkers and Skinwalkers" - President Flake.

### Aftermath

Many people expected violence on the streets once the winner was announded but suprisingly the cities were quieter then expected. The Tyrant Guards continued to patrol and broke up any fights between Party militias (which there were quite a few of) The Republic Party quickly outlawed Political Militias after this and peace returned to Hispania. Turns out if you keep the Cheese Flowing you won't have much problems.