Paul Rumpington Zombotany

The iconic looks of the classic edition Paul Rumpington Zombotany

Oh ho ho... Where to start here... The **Paul Rumpington Zombotany** is a rather elusive design. Designed by the late Paul Rumpington, this plush has gone on to withhold an immense cult following for it's promising design. That is, until the truth came out...

## Humble Beginnings

The Paul Rumpington Zombotany was first produced by a company known as Billiards & Co. during the old testament of the Plants Vs. Zombies Soft Toy Collecting Community. Billiards & Co. were quite the popular manufacturer during this era, only being beat by the ever so popular Hindenfield-Hattersfield Toy Company. Billiards & Co. would tend to make more incredible designs, while Hindenfield-Hattersfield would make soft toys of the highest quality. However, all hell broke loose once Paul Rumpington himself saw that his iconic design was being used illegally by Billiards & Co.

## Information on Paul Rumpington

Paul Rumpington was a sharp and cunning artist who was well known for his crafty style. Him and Crafty Clint would come up with iconic artwork after iconic artwork almost daily. Truly the most aristocratic artists of the old testament. Although, disaster struck after Crafty Clint was assassinated by a masked warrior on his 386th birthday. The community was in shambles after hearing the news. Rumpington was quoted saying, "I will not stand for this! I will hunt down the masked maniac and make sure I get my revenge! No matter how long it takes!". Everyone in the community agreed with this statement as they wanted this assassin taken down too.

## Rumpington's Solo Work

After the tragic death of Crafty Clint, Rumpington fell into a deep depression. He decided to fight in The Great Tasmanian Suburbs War of 561 AD in which he ranked up into a general. He was best known for his undercover work assassinating countless bounty hunters. Some say he did it for the money, while others say he did it for revenge. Either way, once he returned from the war, he was a changed man. He started from a clean slate and made some of his best work. This is when he designed his most prized art piece. The Paul Rumpington Zombotany. No pictures of this artwork have survived the test of time, but first hand accounts prove that this was quite the sight to behold. It was so popular yet only one existed. It sold on auction for 90,000,000,000 pesos, and then was backsniped by an unknown collector for 380,000,000,000 pesos. Rumpington allowing backsniping on this offer caused much backlash throughout the community, and it made Rumpington pull out his iconic rifle and start shooting. He went from a prized artist to an infamous bounty hunter in the span of a few weeks. This brought even more value to the Paul Rumpington Zombotany artwork, and it went from 380,000,000,000 to 980,000,000,000 pesos. Soon, Billiards & Co. Took the opportunity to capitalize on this event and started mass producing their own version of the iconic artwork. It was a major success and many soft toys were sold. Once Rumpington came out of the shadows of the night and saw these copies being produced illegally he decided to take action. On a dark and stormy Friday night, when the founder of Billiards & Co. was working a late shift, Rumpington struck. He stuck bombs throughout the factory and detonated them all at once, destroying the machines and the batches of the soft toys being produced at the time. He then went on to assassinate the founder of Billiards & Co. and took down the company forever. Throughout the remainder of the old testament the artwork steadily increased in price until one day the owner of the soft toy announced his presence. It was the just as infamous Bounty Hunter known as Mean Mr. Mustard! After announcing that he owned the soft toy, he explained that he was actually the one who shot Crafty Clint. Rumpington was in disguise in the crowd during this event and jumped up on stage and pulled out a knife and tried to stab Mustard. However, he missed. Mustard pulled out a flamethrower and started burning Rumpington, but he got up and knocked it out of Mustards hands and then procceded to use it to burn his own artwork in front of a massive crowd. This infuriated Mustard and he shot Rumpington three times in the chest with a pistol. Rumpington collapsed and was rushed to the hospital. He ended up surviving the incident, however he died of a bad case of pneumonia less than two weeks later.

## Paul Rumpington Zombotany (Billiard's Toys.)

Notice the signature pants of this release

## Wall-Nut Paul Rumpington Zombotany (Unknown Brand)

### Team

It is unknown what his political views are.

## The Aftermath of Rumpington

Mean Mr. Mustard went on to rule over the community for the last 200 years of the old testament. He partnered up with the son of the founder of Billiards & Co. to make a new limited run of Paul Rumpington Zombotanies under a new form of Billiards & Co. known as Billiards's Toys. These ones are identifiable by their signature pants. These were a very limited run. With prices immediately skyrocketing once the run was over. Billiard's Toys's manager ordered more, however Mustard declined and shot the manager in the back, killing him. This put the company out of business for a second time. Mean Mr. Mustard was put under heavy backlash for this decision. Mustard soon announced that he'd be passing ownership of the community to Reginald Cooper (Ancestor of Sheldon Cooper) in the following weeks and retire to become a normal soft toy collector instead. He started his collection by stealing all the Billiard's Toys prototypes and burning down the abandoned factory. This marked the end of the old testament.

## Rumpingtons in the New Testament

Neither release of The Paul Rumpington Zombotany has legally been up for sale in the new testament.

## The Elusive Wall-Nut Paul Rumpington Zombotany

Interestingly, a Wall-Nut Paul Rumpington Zombotany exists too. It is unknown where it originates or who made it but it is owned by Herbie Bonson. He sent a single picture of it next to another unknown Paul Rumpington Zombotany. He has claimed that he has three, however when other collectors went to his house to find proof he shot all three. He sent a photo of their bodies with one of the Wall-Nut Paul Rumpington Zombotanies and the taxidermied body of Mean Mr. Mustard. Nobody knows how he managed to obtain Mr. Mustard's taxidermied body but the picture is too obscene to use in this article. Bonson also mentioned that the unknown Paul Rumpington Zombotany and these Wall-Nut Paul Rumpington Zombotanies are all unreleased samples made by Billiards & Co. It is unknown how they were obtained and if he was even being legitimate with these claims. But nobody has dared to try to disprove them. Bonson has also claimed that he was making a deal with an organization to round up the remaining Paul Rumpington Zombotanies around the world and get them for his collection. He has killed anyone who has tried putting an end to this operation.

## Trivia

* Bonson's Paul Rumpington Zombotanies are the oldest known soft toys owned by a collector.
* Many people have claimed to have seen this soft toy, however it's always either just the much more common PiPigirl Zombotany or the person is never heard from again after mentioning that they have found one.
	+ It is presumed that Bonson has something to do with the disappearances.

## Errors/Inaccuracies

* Bonson's operations have caused mass air pollution and deforestation throughout the globe.

## Where to Buy

Whatever you do. Do not try buying this plush if you see it. You will most likely end up dead from Bonson's forces.