The Son of Sonny Part 1

After consideration, ZongueBob and Sonny finally have a baby, and name Arwin, a hybrid who is amphibious and ends up mysteriously being smart for his age. After a HAI-Device examination, they learn he has a rare mutation of early intelligence, and has half his mother's growth span. Now it's his first birthday and Arwin was able to learn quickly for his age, is self-confident in his capabilities, and hopes to one day make his parents proud, as he feels he doesn't get taken seriously given his age and hybrid biology, as well as the fact that not many people could understand him. Thus one day, when he is kidnapped by an Opiqian and ends up on his own mission with Siri, the only one to discover his ambition during months of babysitting and discovered he learned martial arts, science, and many life skills by himself, and enjoys action cartoons, and he sometimes stowed away without the Clam Loungers' knowledge and helps them behind the scenes without being seen. Thus when the two prove to be good partners, they must escape their situation before they are used for something sinister.

## Scenes

#### **Sonny Goes Into Labor**

* Sonny: (Everything was in her POV as she was in her bed with her legs and feet twitching madly and her pumping breaths hard) ZONGUEBOB!
* ZongueBob: I'M HERE, BABE! I-I, got some hot water, a bunch of clean towels, a warm blanket, and Sau's on her way with the digimeds. Not sure how that works or makes ANY sense, but f\*\*\* it, you're having a baby.
* Sonny: UHHAAHHHAAGH!
* Atrick: ZONGUEBOB!! I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD!! I HEARD ABOUT SONNY!! CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY! IS SHE OKAY?!
* ZongueBob: No, she's in a hell of a lot of pain, but it'll be over soon.
* Sonny: HOW SOON?!? (She was sobbing as Ruke took a peak)
* Ruke: WHOOOO, WHAT A PRETTY P-
* ZongueBob: RUKE!!
* Ruke: WHAT?!? IT'S A COMPLIMENT!!
* ZongueBob: IT'S MINE!! (He slaps him down) **MINE!!**
* Atrick: What's yours- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?
* ZongueBob: That's a va-
* Atrick: IT'S BLOWING A BUBBLE! WOW! I NEVER KNEW GIRLS COULD DO THAT!
* ZongueBob: THAT'S MY SON'S HEAD! (Two pops were heard)... Aww, it's the cute little ears.
* Atrick:... Oh Nepiton's holy poopie! I can't do this! I CANNOT DO THIS!
* ZongueBob: WHA- HOW COULD YOU NOT HANDLE THIS?! YOU'D DIE FOR ME!
* Atrick: "HEY, THIS LOUNGER STUFF IS DIFFERENT FROM, THAT?! (Runs off)?!"
* ZongueBob: YOU COWAARD! (Sonny kept screaming) OKAY, OKAY, SONNY, I'M HERE! I'M GONNA, Oh my gosh, it's got hair already?!... Why isn't it blonde like you?
* Sonny: IN PAIN HERE! AAAHAHAH!! IT'S LIKE PASSING KIDNEY STONES TIMES A THOUSAND!!
* Sau: It's just pregnancy, and it's hurt FAR worse.
* Sonny: NOT HELPING!
* Wilby: Duh-hey, guys. How's the-
* Sonny: **GET OUUUT!!**
* Wilby: OKAY! I'LL STAND OUTSIDE! (Evil voice) Watching your agony. Mwaahaha!
* ZongueBob: Can you PLEASE not send away the help?!
* Sonny: "RUKE'S A PERV, ATRICK'S AN IDIOT, AND I QUESTION WILBY'S SANITY, OR LACK THEREOF!?"
* Siri: Luckily, she should trust us.
* Sonny: YOU, I trust. Both you AND Sau.
* Sau: Oh, um, I figured someone else should see this. (Holograms of Sonny's parents were seen projected on flying holobots)
* Sonny's Mother: SONNY, OMG, I GOT YOUR HOLOMAIL, CONGRATULATIONS! Where's the little mirac- (Gasps) NOOOO, YOU MEANT SHE'S STILL... Ohhhh, wow.
* Sonny's Father: Sweet spiceberries on a cracker. That's the craziest pregnancy I ever seen... And I've not seen it that much.
* Sonny: YOU DON'T SAY?! PA, CAN YOU AND MA NOT FLOAT YOUR HOLOBOTS SO CLOSE?!? YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE!
* Pa: SORRY, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE BIRTH OF GRANDKIDS SINCE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SIBLINGS!
* Ma: JUST GIVE HER SOME SPACE, HON!
* Pa: WE'RE NOT EVEN THERE! WE'RE JUST HOLOGRAMS THERE!
* ZongueBob: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! SAU, SIRI, HELP ME!
* Siri: Got it.
* Sonny: GLAD IT'S GONNA BE FEMALES THAT'LL BE DOING THIS AND JUST MY HUSBAND THAT'S A GUY!... Or, IS HE A GUY?! HE'S ASEXUAL, I CAN'T TELL- AHHHAHAHAHA!
* ZongueBob: Okay, okay, I can see the shoulders! Just, push... PUUSH... **PUUUUUSH**- (A foot kicked it's way out of her)... Uh, maybe not THAT hard!
* Siri: Did it just pop a foot out of its head?!?
* ZongueBob: IT CAN ALREADY SHAPESHIFT?!? (The foot went back in and kept kicking it's way out) WHAT IS IT-
* Sau: I got a bad feeling about this! EVERYBODY DOWN!! (They ducked and Sonny screamed as the baby Qong-Fu kicked it's way out and turned into a zongueball before popping out its arms, legs, body, face, and ears, with a soft giggle)
* Sonny:... Owwww!
* ZongueBob:... Did it just, Qong Fu kick its way out of her?!
* Jokey: "Annnnnnnnd we lost our ability to post this on Holotube. They're super-sensitive about this kind of content."
* Sonny: YOU WERE GONNA WHAT?!?
* Jokey: I SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA ANYMORE!!
* Sonny: BUT YOU WERE?!?
* Jokey:... GOTTA GO! (He smashed the camera and zoomed off)
* Sonny: YEAH YOU BETTER SMASH THAT CAMERA, BITCH!
* Sonny's Parents: LANGUAGE! There's a baby present! (The baby giggled as they gave it to Sonny)
* Sonny:... Well... He is kinda cute.
* Sau: So, you going to give him a name? Because I can look one up for you from my bra-
* Sonny: I like 'Arwin'.
* Sau:... (She looked that up)... Huh. It means 'friend' in many worlds.... And it sounds nice.
* Arwin: Ehehehe. Arwin!
* Everyone: AWWWWW!
* Sonny: He likes it!
* (Deadpool): "This is getting cavity-causing sweet, people, WE NEED MONSTER TRUCKS IN HERE?!"
* (Sonny): DEADPOOL, DON'T YOU DARE!!