Wei (race)

**Overview**

The Wei are a species of creature originating from the southern peninsula of Johnwyrld's sole known continent. They only ever appear in dark cloaks, and permanently wear visors over their eyes.

**Presence in Johnwyrld**

The Ningish noble Gatweryays Ygagey was interested in the newly thriving exploration market. He built a ship of 30 Cringe balloons connected with ropes. His goal was to traverse the entirety of Johnwyrld. His crew had made it across the sea pretty easily. He stopped at Phekyn and the Welsh kingdoms. Eventually, they stopped at an unknown civilization called the Wei. The explorers noted that they are South of the Kingdom of John, but none of the Johners had ever told them of Wei. While exploring the city, they noticed how out of place they were. All the inhabitants wore identical cloaks and masks. They were all busy doing some form of task. It wasn't long until the Wei noticed the explorers. They seemed to panic in a foreign language, pointing at the explorers and yelling "sus! sus! sus!". Wei with spears showed up and took the explorers to a large pyramid. At the top, there was a Wei with a crown. He explained to the explorers through telepathy that they were imposters. The Wei prophecies told of an imposter that came from a foreign land and would kill all the Wei until they were voted out. The king then "ejected" the explorers into a pit of snakes with spikes on their head and the spikes looked like snakes with snakes on their spikes who had spikes on their spiked snake snake spike spiked snakes.

The King of Wei, King Sussus Amogus, had been maintaining a holographic projection of the ocean using telepathy for the last 5,0000 years. This was how the Johners never found them. After the prophecy was completed and the imposters were ejected, King Amogus had nothing to fear. He ordered his armies to enter the Kingdom of John. The Wei were a completely unexpected and foreign enemy. The Johnish people didn't know how to counter most of their weaponry. Their swords were made from Amogium (Am), a mineral that had hypnotic power over most mammals. It caused individuals with prolonged exposure to become chronically sus. The Wei used this mineral to turn the Johnish armies against each other, thus they were able to control them easily. The greatest Elephant general, general Olive, (her original name is Bahruuahha Haubruahuh, anglicized to Olive) was pushing back against the Wei armies easily. During the attack, she managed to kill a thousand Wei soldiers and eat 50 Wei babies. In the city of London, Southern KOJ she encountered a troop of Wei "glitter throwers". They wielded canons that spewed orange glitter on their enemies. Olive killed them easily and didn't care for the orange glitter on her back. Little did she know, the glitter was actually Amogium. She became progressively more paranoid of the people around her. She started killing her soldiers in their sleep. Journal entries show her describing them as merely "sus". Eventually, she becomes "sus" of the current King John as well. While King John was on his way to a skirmish in the Northern regions of the Kingdom, he was intercepted by Olive, who trampled him. With their king assassinated and Kingdom overrun, many Johners who were not sus had to flee westward. They took refuge in the Welsh kingdoms, who had empathy for their plight. The combined forces of the remaining Johners and Welsh kingdoms were able to keep the Wei at bay, who then focused their efforts on other kingdoms. In order to centralize their political and military forces, the successor to King John and all the Welsh kings and queens got together in a meeting. They formed a political and military union named Aellyllylyllylll (translated to "Johner and Welsh fun time yay we fight bad guys cuz we're cool :DDDDDDD" in english).

When the Wei had secured control of the Kingdom of John, they turned their eyes onto Kekys controlled areas. The Kekys general Owuwo Owowuwu heard news that the Wei king was coming to his station. He devised a plan to lure the King to his doom. When the king came to him, he asked the general where his people's capital was (since his kingdom had been isolated for  thousands of years). The general told him that their king was located in the settlement of Deth. Hearing this information, the Wei king spread it to all of Wei using his telepathy and commanded the general to bring him to Deth. He accepted and led the Wei army to Deth. When they arrived and the King realized Deth was just a hole, the general picked up a rock and threw it inside. Elon Musk flew out of the hole again, and eviscerated the Wei king and a majority of his army. Hearing that the Wei King was dead, the Aellyllylyllylll made a coordinated push into the Kingdom of John. They used soap and water to get rid of all the Amogium dust remaining. The Aellyllylyllylll army still had resistance conquering Wei. Despite their king being dead, the Wei were still very much ready and willing to fight. Skirmishes went on for a while, until Johnish scientists figured out that Cringe gas reacts explosively with Amogium. Using this knowledge they constructed grenades. Johnish crows delivered these grenades all around Wei, destroying it completely. The Amogium from the destroyed Wei was used to create more grenades.

**Presence in Terraverse**