Wall of Text

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The **Wall of Text** is a very tall wall which was built during the The war of Tuesday between Mooseyland and Antarctica, inexplicably, for the two share exactly zero borders (despite claims made by a man named Ishmael). The wall was dedicated to Herman Melville on December Three hundred forty seven billion, nine-hundred eighty four million, ten thousand and tenth. It was then un-dedicated on Undecember 221242538675309011235324311320831415926535897932384626433832795028th of The year after the year after 1997 and before 1998 and before 1997, followed by its rededication to the International Ridiculously Or Needlessly And Crazily, Excruciatingly, Terrifyingly, And Truly Extraordinarily Long Acronym aBatement Society (IRON ACETATE LABS, not to be confused with Iron Acetate Labs, the chemistry research and development company notorious for inventing and patenting extraordinary dangerous substances such as table salt, dihyperfluorine dihyperfluoride, antimony pentafluoride, wateg, (4,77)-diethyl-(32,43)-triacontatriskaidecadiyne, and the eponymous iron acetate, as well as several with ridiculously or needlessly and crazily, excruciatingly, terrifyingly, and truly extraordinarily long acronyms such as EEL WINDOW PIE [ethylethenyllithium tungsten iridonitryldysprosium oxide – tungsten phosphoiodoethylene complex], WALL OF TEXT [white phosphorus and lithium layered oxyfluorine-transpositive ethylxenotetranihonate matrix], and QUARTZ GLYPH JOB VEXT CWM FINKS [quasi-uranoacetic R-group – trizirconyl gold limide yttriophosphorus hydride juxtapositive opposition-based vinylethylxenyltritium complex with {censored} ice-9 'n' kryptonite + sharks]) on Septenuary svrd, 20ee. This rededication was prompted by the disappearance of the Herman Melville impersonator K. Ewewewe \_ivowuf-ɪ͡ɨɾɽɫɬʟɛ͡æɣɤcʘʱp̪m͡ɴa͡ʊ͡ʉ͡ʊɪʈʼ,,, who was afflicted by acute tarbiumendory poisoning while presumably out on a sailing trip in the Specific Ocean (his death could not be confirmed due to lack of physical evidence of him, the boat he took, or indeed any land at all within ten miles of his last known location [which is marked on maps of being the site of Puce Island, a small atoll containing a once-popular shopping mall], but is widely suspected), at the prompting of her widower Vavier Poiuytrewq ɪ͡ɨɾɽɫɬʟɛ͡æɣɤcʘʱp̪m͡ɴa͡ʊ͡ʉ͡ʊɪʈʼ,,-\_ivowuf, who suspected his wife's disappearance was the result of foul play on the part of the Herman Melville Foundation (sometimes "HMF Foundation"), possibly involving [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] pertaining to HMF-41sv9, a suspected anomalous object of unknown type under containment by the HMF Foundation at the time (its properties are not known with certainty by the wider world, but likely include generating large quantities of various dangerous substances, leading many, including ɪ͡ɨɾɽɫɬʟɛ͡æɣɤcʘʱp̪m͡ɴa͡ʊ͡ʉ͡ʊɪʈʼ,,-\_ivowuf, to suspect the HMF Foundation and Iron Acetate Labs collaborated on [REDACTED] to cause \_ivowuf-ɪ͡ɨɾɽɫɬʟɛ͡æɣɤcʘʱp̪m͡ɴa͡ʊ͡ʉ͡ʊɪʈʼ,,'s disappearance and presumed death. The Wall Of Text Trust (WOTT; having been created several[disputed] months prior to the end of The war of Tuesday, and currently being jointly chaired by Antarctica president Q. Q. Q. Litotes, Mooseyland special envoy Wilt Dasney, Boltzmann brain ¡⁄»ﬁﬂ¿∂¶aä Jones, and the elusive Ishmael), predisposed against Iron Acetate Labs as a result of Jones' affiliation with its competitor H as a former trustee and (at the time) the acting head of Spider Resources there, rescinded the Wall's dedication at the first possible opportunity, although due to a time loop, the rededication to IRON ACETATE LABS, a new organization founded partially with the goal of mocking Iron Acetate Labs (although its founder and current chair Lebo Leno Zeno Zero Nero Neon Neonicotinoid Smith Cerium smith Smith denies this), was postponed until IRON ACETATE LABS existed again. Later, the Wall was temporarily renamed the **Text of Wall**, but due to popular uproar, it was renamed again to Steve. This caused confusion with Satan's second-in-command, Steve, so the Wall's original name was restored on the 40.3256066180123570981234th anniversary of the Wall's construction. It is worth noting that Herman Melville denies connection to the Wall of Text, claiming that there was no good reason that it ought to have been dedicated to him and that in fact, the wall of text was supposed to be dedicated to Heav, Johnny Annoying mac𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈, Jimmy "Moose Jaw Moose Moose Jaw" BuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffalo or maybe Sammy Von Scheeliteddysprosiumcintoshaviolatiolivermilioneilarmstronguyenandysprosiumaryan MMMCDXIV. However, according to all known evidence, it seems likely that the wall was in fact Herman Melville himself. Herman has made no comment confirming or denying this, instead opting to state the following rather incredibly cryptic comment: "FILLER TEXT basmala ligatures for good measure because why not yes this is a good idea also btw british briɾish briʔish FILLER TEXT Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me. FILLER TEXT FILLER TEXT". Some people, including George Silt, who also has made claims about airports and such like, observe that this contains the first chapter of his famous book, in which a sailor hunts like a whale or something like that and slowly goes insane. However, Silt, in an interview with the Sidetracking foundation (Sidetracking Ltd, founded by George Clay, which enjoyed immense popularity in 20(phi(w,0))8, which, incidentally, was the first year with an ordinal digit in the 21st century, and is projected to be the last according to the NODDING (National Ordinal Date Deconstruction Industry Noodle Governmentthingy, which has an extremely controversial name due to its stretching of the limits of how far people are willing to go with acronyms that are clearly complete and utter nonsense.), founded by John Redlink (who was briefly deemed king of England until someone realized that there was a clerical error and in fact it was supposed to be Jonh Redlink, whose reign would later become infamous for being corrupt, controversial, and hard to find) on Centember 41rd, 1999+5i+j-33k.). Furthermore, the wall of text was built before the Wall Act of 196⇑ (long title: An Act establishing legal precedent for which walls may be built, and where, and by what means, and for annexing Whales, and for establishing legal precedent for further acts establishing legal precedent for walls and the annexation of Whales, and for establishing legal precedent for that as well, and for preventing wall-related fraud, and for reinforcing the addition of the Axiom of Choice to the Institution, and for increasiŋ the lengths of long titles for further acts passed in the Divided Empire's legislative bodies, and for establishing three new legislative bodies, namely: The Apartment of Representatives, The House of the Filibuster, and The Mansion of Corrupt Officials, and establishing legal precedent for the establishment of legal precedent for the establishment of legal precedent pertaining to walls, and for the annexation of Whales, and for several other things that we're too lazy to name right now; and for disallowing the hunting of walls in wall preservations, and for several other things as well, passed by the seventy-thousand-and-siverdsth Divided Empire Digress in the year of 196⇑), which resulted in a rather complicated situation, although not nearly as complicated as if it had been built after the Wall Act, as the Wall Act primarily further complicated many matters pertaining to walls (as it was lobbied for by the Anti-Wall Society of Placeland, which, notoriously, was opposed to walls). The wall of text was lauded by Immanuel Kant, who called it a (quote) "massive failure", some of the highest praise ever recieved (*or* received) by the wall.

Stub*This article is rather short. You can help Mikipedia by expanding it.*1. ↑ Suspected to be "mydrylfluorolimino"
2. ↑ Name ends in exactly two commas
3. ↑ Bees
4. ↑ Bees, again
5. ↑ Who demands his name be spelt with italic bold serifs
6. ↑ gloomy isn't it?
7. ↑ Unrelated to George sand
8. ↑ Unrelated to George Sand XOR George Silt, but related to both together. Some question how this is possible, but Clay claims that their relationships make sense and are logical. Her genes are being investigated by perplexed logicians.