ClayneCastEntertainmentBusinessMeeting5122022.mp3

A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

We present a CLEAR and PRECISE roadmap for the future of Clayne Cast Entertainment. We are talking about AMP, the Paver, Sweaty, DP'sDP...EVERYTHING...and giving a status update for each project.

A perfect episode to get caught up on the CCE Lore.

## ClayneCastEntertainmentBusinessMeeting5122022.mp3

### Previous episode:

Season 2 Episode 6: Lor Enforcement Labretery

## Episode Summary

Are you about to be anesthetized? Gonna blast off for space? Contrary to what Drew's opening countdown may have had you believe, you've actually been granted access to a Clayne Cast Entertainment Business Meeting.

This episode seems to have been leaked by a whistleblower on the inside of CCE (Clayne Cast Enterprises/Entertainment), as it covers the roadmap to several of the projects we've come to know and love over the past few months, like AMP, The PAVER, Amazon Girl Boss and more!

No Lethal Weapon episode this week, but be sure to watch it after listening to this episode of Claynecast, because it's a really good one.

## Get to know your hosts

Drew...yet again!

About two-thirds of the way through the episode, there's a particularly...biblical Get to Know Your Host. Let's leave it at that.

## AMPDate

McG, BBC, JGL, OB, JGB, DP, OZ, Lizzo, JOC and Logic are involved. They're so good. Great, even. Too good for AMP possibly? They'll all appear somewhere in the CCE universe eventually.

Someone who shall remain nameless made a mistake and gave Johnny the rights to AMP. CCE stands to make no money. Nevertheless, AMP will not be deleted because the making of its Mockumentary is on the way. *The* *Making of AMP* may or may not be made through HitRECORD. It will tell the story of how AMP didn't get made.

The AMPchise is cursed.

## Upcoming CCE Projects

In no particular order, however the plan/roadmap seems to be for Fun.2 to blow up on the scene, that will give CCE the funds they need to start DP's DPs, where they will make the connections with the big stars, which will lead to several Films and Shows, and much more!

### Fun.2

Tom, Nate and Drew. And Nick Hexum from 311 will produce.

First step is looking legit. Tom is gonna teach Drew and Nate how to pull off a good accent.

Reggae Rock is comin' back! And in some form Parasite Hypnosis Cults.

**Status:** Greenlit (very green)

### DP's DPs

Drew Powell's Dirty Plates

A Lovely restaurant. Not related to Earls.

Twisty has been chosen to Manage it, since none of the hosts actually have any interest in running a restaurant. Twisty is now a part of CCE, congratulations!

Looking for employees! You definitely *won't* be getting parasites implanted into your brain! Please send your Resumés to either:

@nateruessmusic

@canadashost

@tom\_on\_here

Please be sure to include Brain scans and sleeping patterns in your application!

**Status:** Greenlit.

### Amazon Girl Boss (AGB)

Dritbaggy Comedy on Amazon TV. Season 1 already funded by Amazon through Gift Cards. Big leftist show.

Alex Prezzo is a popular Boss, all her employees love her. She loves to start unions?

Created by Drew. Tom is EP on AGB.

To help Drew prepare for his role, Andy Dick will move in with Drew and sleep on the elliptical.

Lizzo or AH as Alex Prezzo

Stanley Tucci as Jeff Bezos

Drew as ~~Andy Dick~~ an Andy Dickesque Character

Josh Gad as Chuck (optional)

~~Vaush as the I.T. guy.~~

Spinoff Musical: Young Bezos starring Logic, written by Lin Manuel Miranda.

**Status:** Greenlit

### The Paver

A QT love story starring Lizzo & Tom Holland

**Plot:** Tale about a solitary Paver. Isolated from the world.

Nate wants the love interest to exist and this role to be played by Lizzo.

Should Tom Holland quit because he insists Zendaya play the love interest, he will be replaced with Tim Chalamet.

Directed by: ~~Quentin Tarantino~~

Filmed through several layers of snapchat filters.

Nate owns the rights to The PAVER, and Tom owns a NFT of the PAVER. Big deal.

OST: Trent Reznor has showed interest, but Nate wants the Boss.

**Status:** pre-production

### SWEATY

The Sweaty Universe has been steadily expanding!

CC. DW. Mel Gibson.

Lead Idea by Tom: Tom Hardy (even though he has previously stated he did not want anyone else named Tom on set.)

A24 will fund it, it's right up their alley.

A Sequel, titled "**LYNN**", was briefly mentioned. It will star a female lead.

Animated Spinoff Series: **Sweaty Shorts** **/ Sweaty Stories**

Online exclusive (partnered with Amazon PrimeTV)

Featuring short stories about the people in

**Status:** Hold Firm.

### Mayhem (Video Game)

Origin Story about Mayhem, the popular State Farm insurance commercial anti-hero, Dean Winters. Open World game, where you ride around and cause Mayhem, increasing your score depending on which type of / how much damage you cause!

Mayhem voiced by Dean Winters

Villain voiced by maybe Will Arnett

Ninja will jump on board. (Ninja and/or Jess please reach out to the hosts!)

**Status:** pre-production

### AMP (American Monty Python)

See AMPDates section above.

**Status:** Decision postponed.

### Making of AMP

Documentary about the making or non-making of AMP.

JGL. JD? Tom Holland?

Tentative cast:

Andy Dick as Drew

Elijah Wood as Nate

Maybe OB can help veer it back in the right direction.

Logic on the Soundtrack.

**Status:** Greenlit

### Toms untitled JG Vehicle

Tom just wants to control Josh Gad.

**Status:** unclear.

### Puffins Documentary / Exposé

by Michael Moore

**Status:** MM is definitely already doing work behind the scenes.

### Lethal Weapon Season 4

Clayne. And Damon.

The Season may start out with Damon and Clayne filming their scenes separately, but over the course of the season, through the power of love and ClayneCast, they work through their issues and become great friends again, finally filming entire episodes together. There may be an episode that ties in Puffins, which will be a win-win for both franchises.

McG will be wined and dined and eventually...signed!

The World needs a conclusion to lethal weapon!

**Status:** Greenlit.

### Catch/Cachet/Catché the Alien (Formerly Nab that little Green guy)

Practical effects, no CGI, no Greenscreen. Film Twitter will love it.

**Status:** Absolutely Greenlit.

## Notable Quotes

### Drew

* "69"
* "Tom Holland's a small guy."
* "It's a fish out of water story but the fish is in water, somehow."
* "It's an optical illusion."
* "Why'd we even watch that episode today?"
* “This is not a fuckin’ love story Nate!”
* “We need puffins impossible.”
* “What creepy-pervy stuff?!”
* “Don’t say *kill*!”

### Nate

* "Let go and let Gawd!"
* "Sometimes you gotta spend money to make money"
* "No Lizzo, no go"
* "We all need Puffins, I'm not gonna lie...a little bit of that Puff Puff."
* "Who's involved- who cares?"
* “Predalien never made me cry.”
* “I hate to say this...but this is the best Idea you’ve ever had.”
* “Everybody’s out to get me, and I can’t stand it.”
* “I’m not dealing with anymore parasites right now. I’ve already got two.” (talking about Drew and Tom, definitely not his Children.)

### Tom

* "What are the CGI costs of making a grown man look very small?"
* "I'm getting dreads"
* "I don't like drugs"
* "It's not just me, flip that 'M' upside down and what do you have? Us."
* "You gotta give money to make money!"
* "Fun.2 is number one!"
* “Get the dip!” that classic finance saying
* “When are we watching Puffins?”

## The ClayneClandestine

The entire plot of Lethal Weapon S2E7, apparently. Will it ever be discussed? Tune in next week to find out!

## Trivia

This is the first publicly available Clayne Cast Entertainment Business Meeting.

This is the first episode since season 1 episode 9 that hasn't included the Clayne Cast theme song.

Nate once prevented a bombing in Finland. Wow!

## Clayne-foreCasting

Damon Wayans' production company will partner with CCE. A24 may do the same. We're getting into IMDBTv.

Nate said he saw his Dad in the Darkness of his little Chamber, foreshadowing the Lethal Weapon episode (you will learn all about this next week. The link will magically appear).