Civil War (2/2)

> *“Your mother and I figured it out after you and the skeleton started beefing. You’re a good friend for taking the fall for him. Well I’m done talking to that guy it doesn’t matter. C’mon, Carl. I’m sure he’s learned his lesson by now.”* -Calvin and Carl Mitchell
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**Civil War (2/2)** is the 10th and final episode of Carl Season 4 and the 40th episode overall.

## Plot

The episode starts with Boo knocking on Carl's door and starts talking about Dry Bones with him being concerned over him being missing. Meanwhile, Dry Bones has a dream where he is on a cruise ship with a lot of people with a Koopa bringing up a guy named Carl Mitchell wanting to apologize to Dry Bones for being a massive pussy. The dream ends however when Parabones wakes him up (In his house).

In school, Carl and Blooper talks about the Koopa Kingdom in the 1800s. Boo then complains about Dry Bones not being here and then Carl says to stop feeling sorry for him and to forget about him. Boo shows his concern about Dry Bones's absence. Grace, Roxanne and Kylie show up and Boo shows his concern about Dry Bones being missing to them. Carl notices Talia being missing with Kylie stating that she is skipping school again. Grace and Roxanne tells him that Talia is leaving Toad Town with Chad. They all show concern over her throwing her life away over one guy. Gooper and his gang show up out of nowhere and tries to claim the bench. Boo asks of they saw Dry Bones and Gooper, Liam and Bob implies that he is a snitch for getting them booted out of the Gutts. Gooper and his gangs eventually claim the bench.

In Sherbert Land, Dry Bones tells Parabones that he is going to Goomburgers. Parabones orders him to get him some stuff but Dry Bones says that he is short on cash. Parabones threatens to call Dominick to to send him back to Toad Town. Dry Bones go outside and sits on some bench thinking about his friends and ex-girlfriend while holding pictures of them.

Meanwhile, Talia is with Chad talking about their trip to the bar and how Talia's parents were in the bar. Talia and Chad then talk about leaving Toad Town. Talia states that she will miss Grace, Kylie, Roxanne and even Dry Bones a little bit with Chad seeing he would be glad to see the last of him. Talia then states that Chad and Dry Bones could get along but with Chad saying that it is unlikely. Talia asks to come to Chad's place but he says that a guy is selling a car in his place. Talia dismisses his lie and decides to go home and the tells Chad that she loves him.

Boo and Blooper come to Dry Bones's house and meet with his dad. His grandpa comes and starts swearing. Boo asks about Dry Bones with his dad saying that he hasn't seen him in weeks and the last time he saw him was that he was crying over about a girl and left the house. Meanwhile, Calvin finds Carl sitting and watching Home Alone 3. Calvin decides to be alone with Carl for a little bit and asks why he isn't out with his friends. Carl states that they are looking for Dry Bones and Calvin questions about what he done and guessed it was about the car. Carl states that he crashed it but Calvin said that he figured out that it was Dry Bones after he had a fight with him. Calvin states that Dry Bones isn't a bad guy to him and said that he had far worse friends in his lifetime. This motivates Carl and gives him the will to find Dry Bones.

In the school hall, Roxanne talks about Mr. Moore falling asleep in the middle of the class while Grace says that she misses Talia. Kylie advises that it is what is best for Talia but Grace refuses to do. Carl, Blooper and Boo come by and says that they have figured out how they can find Dry Bones. Carl says that the plan involves Kylie. Grace joins them while Roxanne stays since she is meeting Tucker in five minutes. Roxanne finds Chad with Mary-Lynn insulting Talia behind her back and then they kiss leaving Roxanne in shock. Steelix come by to mop the floor.

In a classroom, Jim is seduced by Kylie and is then ambushed by Carl, Blooper, Boo, Grace and Marvin. Jim Flaig is intimidated by them about Dry Bones. Flaig eventually gives out answers about what happened to Dry Bones and says that he was pissing him off all night and kept roasting him in front of Gooper. He then admits to calling the police and pinning it on Dry Bones the next day.

In the Goomburger in Sherbet Land, Dry Bones complains about the bad WiFi. A Dedede with a blue coat asks him if he is going to buy anything. Dry Bones asks about his presence, thinking it was the same Dedede that ran the Goomburger in Toad Town. The Dedede clarifies that that he is Daniel D. Davidson. Daniel then states that Goomburger is a family business and that they are all over the kingdom. A Dedede with a purple coat enters and says that there is a problem with the milkshake machine. In the Goomburger in Toad Town, Carl and his friends wonder where is Dry Bones. They then talk about Gooper's gang when they are getting revenge. Boo checks his phone and finds that SnapChomp says that he was online 20 minutes ago in the Goomburger in Sherbet Land. Boo says that they should go to Sherbet Land but due to it being a two-hour drive and that Carl's car is still wrecked they have to find another way to go to Sherbet Land.

Talia is sitting on a bench and meets Linda, who went for grocery to pick things up for dinner. Linda realises that Talia should be at school. Talia says that there is a fire and Linda gets concerned. Talia then says that there was no fire and that he is supposed to be meeting her boyfriend who was supposed to be here half an hour ago. Linda is concerned when realising that Talia is taking time off school to meet a boy and says that it is not like her. Linda offers to talk to Talia but Talia declines. Linda then says that she will have to finish the lemonades herself. Talia is eventually persuaded. In the Mitchell's house, Talia thanks Linda for the lemonade and says that she isn't allowed lemonade because her parents claim that it gives her epilepsy. She then says that her dad thinks that alcohol should be illegal. Linda asks about the boy that Talia was telling her about. Talia then describes Chad and how he wants her to leave Toad Town with him which causes Linda to be concerned. Linda questions if he is worth leaving everything behind to which Talia responds with yes. Linda asks if there are other guys she can date and recommends Dry Bones and Boo. Talia compares them to choosing between drinking bleach and hydrofluoric acid. Linda then states that if Chad has this much influence on her then it isn't a healthy relationship. Linda then tells her backstory of her being an unpopular as Talia. Linda tells her backstory of a guy that was like Chad in high school who broke his legs in a motorcycling accident. Linda then says that she is unsure if leaving with Chad is a right idea. Talia is motivated.

Grace, Roxanne and Kylie talk about how Roxanne saw Chad kissing Mary Lynn and how what Chad said about Talia makes her sick to the stomach. Roxanne states that Chad says he would trick Talia into getting on the bus by herself. Talia appears to catch up on what she missed. Kylie tells her a list of events and Roxanne attempts to tell her something but before she does Talia apologises for being mad at them. Kylie says that they will support Talia's decision with Talia saying that she will miss them. The other girls says that they will miss her too. Chad arrives and asks Talia if she is coming to science and tells her to hurry up.

Carl and his friends meet Logan and Kenny to go to Sherbert Land and find Dry Bones. Kenny asks about the situation and Boo says that their friend was sent away to Sherbert Land by some gangsters which reminds him of the time when he was accused of being an informant and woke up in a dumpster in South Korea the next morning. Kenny says that his car will get to Sherbert Land in no time and tells them to not look at the trunk. Carl says that he got a thousand text from his mom about a fire and then Carrie & Sally claim that they will come and that Sally wanted to see the penguins. Logan says that they will not be coming because when they were driving to the Koopa Canyon they made him play Eye Spy on the way. Kenny convinces him to let them come but Carl agrees with Logan. Carrie then threatens to tell their mom and dad where they have been and Carl says they should let them come. Logan threatens to leave Carrie and Sally on a gas station if they get too cocky.

Roxanne is using the vending machine and then Gooper tells her to hurry up. Roxanne tells him that she is just getting a drink with Gooper telling her to get it faster. Roxanne then tells him that she is sorry to hear about him getting kicked out of the Gutts. Gooper then tells her that he doesn't care anyways with a flashback of him and his gang getting kicked out of the Gutts gang. Gooper asks why does she care with her saying that she was just checking if he was okay. Gooper tells her that he is pissed off and says that he heard that Mary Lynn is seeing another guy behind his back with Roxanne saying that she might be able to help him with that.

Mary-Lynn encounters Kylie and tells her to get out of the way and Kylie sarcastically apologises and mocks Mary-Lynn's lunch. Mary-Lynn asks about Talia and Kylie answers that she is on a different lunch period. Mary-Lynn asks if she still thinks she is hot because she has a boyfriend and then Kylie states that she knows what she did and threatens to throw her under the bus in front of everyone if she didn't back off. Mary-Lynn then reminds her of what happened with her and Bob that summer with Kylie replying that he told her that he was seventeen. Mary-Lynn then reminds her of Dry Bones. Kylie states that she was drunk and that Dry Bones said that Talia was hooking up with Roberto. Mary-Lynn then points out that she believed him and Kylie says she was wasted and that she didn't know what she was doing and points out that Mary-Lynn knew what she was doing. Mary-Lynn tells her to stop leaving and implies that Talia is leaving because of her. Kylie throws her drink at Mary-Lynn and everyone gasps. Mary-Lynn calls Kylie a bitch and then Grace accidentally spills a milkshake on Mary-Lynn's face with her apologising which causes Mary-Lynn to beat up Grace.

In Sherbert Land, Carl thanks Kenny for the ride with Kenny saying no problem and tells Carl and the others to go find their friend. Boo asks if he is not going to come with them and Kenny states that he made a lot of enemies there in the 90s. Kenny drives away. Carrie and Sally says that it is colder here than it is in Toad Town. Logan threatens to throw them in a river if they don't shut up. The group arrive at Goomburger and Carrie and Sally attempt to find something to eat with Logan chasing them. Daniel comes by and asks the group if they are going to buy anything and Boo asks if they have seen their friend Dry Bones. Daniel tells them to buy some food or they will get kicked out. Blooper says they are looking for their friends and then describes him. Daniel realises what they are talking about and points towards Dry Bones. Dry Bones proceeds to leave and then the group go after him. Daniel asks for $5 for helpful advice and the purple coated Dedede tells him to let it go. Daniel tells the Dedede to shut up (saying his name as Dean).

Chad visits Roxanne at the basketball pitch after seeing her text. Roxanne asks Chad if he has somewhere to be with his girlfriend and Chad says he would drop Talia in a heartbeat if it meant he got a chance with her. Roxanne tells Chad to come and then backflip kicks him with her saying how dare he does that to Talia. She says that Talia threw away everything for him and rhetorically asks if he repays her by going around and hooking up with girls behind her back and abandoning her. Chad calls Talia crazy and Roxanne then says she is kind, loyal and deserves better than to throw away her life on him. Chad calls Roxanne crazier than Talia and then she tells Chad to get to the bus stop and tell her the truth. Chad refuses and Roxanne warns him to not make it worse. Roxanne leaves the basketball pitch and Gooper and his gang arrive and beat Chad up for hitting on Liam's sister and for kissing Gooper's girlfriend.

Carl and his friends are at Dry Bones's cousin's house and Dry Bones shows the room he sleeps in. Dry Bones says that he was assaulted by Gooper's gang and that they jumped him on the way home from Goomburger and then woke up in a crate in Sherbert Land and then Blooper decides to believe him. Dry Bones then says that he used to live with Dry Bones in Toad Town before he moved to Sherbert Land to train to become a paratrooper. Boo announced that they are here to take him back to Toad Town. Dry Bones refuses to come back to Toad Town which shocks Boo because of Talia moving away and he is in serious trouble with Gooper's gang after what happened. Carl compares Gooper's gang to twitter hate mobs and Blooper says that he needs to come back to Toad Town so he can finish his school and continue his studies. Boo convinces Dry Bones to come back since he is their friends which surprises Dry Bones after what he did. He says that he had a group of friends, a beautiful girl and a supportive family but lost it all because he let his selfishness get the best of him and now the one girl he ever cared about is leaving town and all his old friends hate him. Boo says that they don't hate him and that he is his best friend and Blooper agrees and says that they will never turn backs on him. Dry Bones says that Carl has the rights to be mad at him but Carl forgives him. Dry Bones says that he was acting like an ignorant jackass. Carl states that he said some things that crossed the line too but Dry Bones states that it wouldn't have happened if he didn't crash the car. Carl begs Dry Bones to come back to Toad Town. Dry Bones is officially convinced to come back to Toad Town.

Parabones asks where Dry Bones is going and Dry Bones says that he is going back to Toad Town. Parabones claims that Dry Bones owes him money but Dry Bones says that he said that he could live here rent-free. Blooper says that Dry Bones is family and that he was in a really difficult place and convinces him to go free. Parabones orders Dry Bones to pay up. Carl attempts to convince Parabones that Dry Bones is his cousin and that he has no excuse to talk to him that way. Parabones tells Carl that he was holding his family back and and reveals his secret of wearing different pajamas every night so the boogie man won't recognise him. Carl says he is still million times better than him and his friends. Parabones says that Dry Bones is not leaving without his money and attempts to attack Carl. Dry Bones wacks Parabones to the fireplace. Carl and his friends are chased by Parabones's friends and rush into the car which Logan is in.

At Carl's house, Grace and her friends talk about the fight she had with Mary-Lynn. Grace and Kylie says it is great to have Dry Bones back. Dry Bones says that he was sent to Sherbert Land under government protection and that Parabones is an undercover FBI agent. Someone comes to Carl's door and the group all wonder who it is. It is Talia and she said that she couldn't go through with moving to Skyland with Chad and that she would've missed her friends so much. She announces that she will stay in Toad Town. Talia goes to the kitchen to get one of Calvin's beers from the fridge and asks Dry Bones about the "government protection" in Sherbert Land. Dry Bones says it was alright and that he had to have six security guards with me all times. Talia satirically says that she didn't think he needed it considering how good at martial arts he claims to be and Dry Bones said they insisted and he states that he missed her. Talia thanks Dry Bones and admits that she missed him too and Dry Bones thanks her for coming back and they kiss. Talia and Dry Bones tell each other that they are glad one is back. Dry Bones mentions that things didn't work out with Chad. Talia is sure that he'll be alright in Skyland.

Meanwhile, Chad wakes up in a crate and finds himself in Kongo Island. A pink kong asks what kind of kremling he is supposed to be.

## Youtube Description

The wait is finally over. The fued between Carl and Dry Bones continues while Dry Bones appears to be missing, while Blooper & Boo attempt to search for him, and Talia continues her plans on leaving Toad Town for good.

Special Thanks To:

* Carmen: Grace/Talia/Roxanne/Koopa#2
* TrashyKoopa: Kylie/Mrs. Mitchell/Carrie/Sally/Mary-Lynn
* Popplio Power: Liam/Chad/Dedede/Gutt
* Swoldow EVGRB: Parabones/Franklin/Gutt
* Insta: Kenny/Tommy/Bodak
* Classic Jack (Piranha Plant sprite in transitions)