Patrick Bateman

**Patrick Bateman** is a juvenile blackbuck antelope and major supporting character of the Urban Rescue Ranch that was taken in by Uncle Ben on April 12th, 2023, making his debut alongside Kanye 2.0 in the video, *How to Catch and Cook Antelope (taming Patrick Bateman)*.

When his mother was released, he was left in the trailer and was taken into the Urban Rescue Ranch. He is becoming stronger by the day, and his horns are starting to grow in. Apparently TURR fans and Uncle Ben are Patrick Bateman's mother. He is being fed goat milk. Patrick Bateman can be herded around the ranch by Uncle Ben, but he generally resides in Uncle Ben's Crack House. He is Uncle Ben's new son. Uncle Ben has said that he would die for this sussy little creature. He used to sleep inside of a little crate in Uncle Ben's home, and now he likes to sleep in Ouncetopia. Like Billie Eyelash, he could die from myoptic shock. He used to pee on Uncle Ben's carpet in a specific corner, he pees a lot, yet it doesn't smell. He likes to devour The Scriptures, and Uncle Ben says it's based. Patrick Bateman currently lives inside of the Capybara’s first cage. He helped Crispy overcome his fear of deer by exposure therapy, as seen in Crispy's second video of visiting the ranch.

## Trivia

* Patrick Bateman likes to pee on the carpet which is kinda cringe ahh ahh.
* He was abandoned by his FAKE mother, and adopted by his REAL MOTHER.
* He was born inside of a livestock trailer.
* Patrick Bateman pees in the middle of his body.
* He sleeps most of the day.
* He has no personality.
* All he does is eat and pee.
* He was friends with the legendary Biggerton Ouncerton III.
* He had a limp when he was an infant.
* He has met DaBaby, and became acquainted with him.
* He is friends with Master Oogway, and has slept in the same cage with him.
* He is currently fully weened!
* He has gotten much larger than when he was a bebe.
* He is very accident prone.
* He is scared of lawn mowers, one time he became so scared he bashed his head into a fence.
* When he is an adult, he will have to go into Uncle Ben's home when the ranch is being mowed, because he is scared of lawn mowers.
* He has pooped on a comforter than Uncle Ben's mother gave Uncle Ben.
* He has been scratched with a Gustavo Fring.
* In the future, he will have a black bronze coloration, and look less like a female.
* He can strike fear into the heart of Crispy Concords.
* His horns are now fully visible.
* He has a tendancy to ram into the fence when he gets scared, either due to lawnmowers, or other scary reason. It has happened more than ounce which is kind of odd...
* He is good friends with Kumala.
* In the episode "Patrick Broke His Leg :(" he broke his ankle on a fence.

## Injuries

He has sustained many injuries on his time on the ranch, he is the most accident-prone animal on the ranch, second to Kumala.

### 1: His Limp when He was an Infant.

He had a limp when he was an infant for an unknown reason (I can't find it).

### 2: Cut on the head.

He got cut on the head one time by bashing his head into a fence because he was scared of a lawnmower.

### 3: Cut on the head again.

He bashed his head into a fence because of something scary again.

### 4: Ankle Broken

He broke his ankle on the fence in "Patrick Broke His Leg :(" and had to get a funny cast applied by some sort of vet.