Travis Touchdown

Travis Touchdown is the protagonist to ***No More Heroes***, and appeared in the Fiction V. Fiction episode, Travis Touchdown vs Scott Pilgrim, where he fought Scott Pilgrim from ***Scott Pilgrim***.

## History

Travis Touchdown was your regular 27 year old otaku living in a motel in Santa Destroy and who could never return DVDs. Sorta. Travis' parents were killed by a lady named Jeane, who turned out to be his half-sister. And when he was a child, him and his siblings, Henry and Jeane, ran away from home from an abusive father, only to be separately kidnapped by adults and had their memories fucked with. Anyways, he was picked up by Thunder Ryu, who was an ex-pro wrestler and was in the Yakuza. Ryu mentored Travis is wrestling and sword fighting. One day, Travis won a weapon called a beam katana on an online auction, which costed all his money, and got way too drunk at a bar. While wasted, he met a girl named Sylvia, who offers to enter him in the United Assassination Association, or UAA for short. An association of the best assassins. Because he found her hot and he needed to make money, he accepted and was sent to kill the 11th ranked assassin, Helter Skelter. Which he easily did and went straight up to rank 11. Sylvia watched and told Travis that if he climbed up the ranks of the assassin leader board and got to the very top, she would give him the time of his life. And this changes Travis' life and began the journey of becoming the top ranked assassin.

## Background

* Name: Travis Touchdown
* Age: 39
* Height: 6'2
* Weight: 204 lbs
* Alias: No More Hero, Crownless King
* Unwilling mentor to Shinobu
* Simp for Sylvia

## Feats

### Strength

* Slice down doors twice his size
* Overpowered Destroyman
* Deflected Speed Buster's mega cannon
* Sliced Jasper Batt Jr.'s giant robot in half just by stabbing it in the head
* Overpowered Dr. Juvenile
	+ Who could merge the video game world and real world
* Killed Fu
	+ Fu claimed Mr. Blackhole could kill him in 3 seconds when he could make blackholes
* Pushed Damon all the way to the edge of space
	+ Though Travis was in the Daemon X Machima because how much larger Damon was
* Matched the reality warper, Midori

### Speed

* Dodged Dr. Peace's bullets
* Avoided Shinobu's sonic sword attack
* Dodged a laser from Destroyman while his back was turned and wasn't expecting it
* Kept up with Cloe Wash
	+ Who dodged all of Travis' attacks when he was moving at lightning speeds
* Avoided a satellite laser traveling at Mach 2192
* Avoided lightning and lasers from Jasper Batt Jr.
* Swam from Japan to Texas
* Avoided beams of light

### Durability

* Survived being in the middle of Jasper Batt Jr.'s robot exploding
	+ The explosion covered the entire city of Santa Destroy
* Tanked Destroyman's shockwaves
* Withstood missile and grenade explosions
* Tanked Speed Buster's beams
* Withstood Cloe's screams that could shake an island
* Survived Letz Shake's second body exploding
* Survived hits that created earthquakes
* Crashed on an island at the edge of space without his mech suit
* Survived being in a city-sized satellite crashing into Santa Destroy
* Survived being sucked into miniature black holes
* Survived a laser from a satellite

### Experience

* Became the number one ranked assassin twice
* Defeated all of Fu's best ranked soldiers, and even Fu himself
* Matched Henry, Badman, and Damon
* Successfully married Sylvia
* Killed Destroyman three times
* Gone into video game worlds
* Killed several video game bosses

### Arsenal

* Blood Berry
* Camellia Mk ll
* Rose Nasty
* Peony
* Dem Zam Tiger
	+ Drive fast enough to avoid lasers
* Dark Side Mode
	+ Strawberry on the Shortcake
	+ Blueberry Cheese Brownie
	+ Cranberry Chocolate Sunday
	+ Anarchy in the Galaxy
	+ Cherry
* Ecstasy Meter
	+ More evolved version of Dark Side Mode
	+ Same abilities as Dark Side Mode
	+ Could make him invisible, as fast as lightning, or turn him into a tiger
* Memory of Three
* Memory of Demon
* Memory of Child
* Memory of Women
* Memory of Tattoo
* Memory of White
* Pizza
* Death Drive Mk ll
	+ Video game console that can bring himself and others into video game worlds
	+ Can bring Travis back to life, in both video games and real life
	+ Travis doesn't need to have it on hand for it to work
* Death Glove
	+ Wing Chip
	+ ∞ Justice Chip
	+ F91 Chip
	+ Strike Freedom Chip
	+ Physalis Chip
	+ Crossbone Chip
	+ Dendrobium Chip
	+ Shining Chip
	+ Heavy Chip
	+ Self Chip
	+ ∀ Chip
	+ ≡ Chip
	+ Atlas Chip
	+ Unicorn Chip
	+ Double X Chip
	+ Destroy Chip
	+ V2 Chip
	+ Psycho Chip
	+ 00 Chip
	+ Blueberry Cheese Brownie
	+ Nuts Berry Milk Blancmange
* Full Armor
	+ Bougainvillea Mode
		- Space and aerial combat
	+ Full Green Mode
		- Grounded combat
	+ Both modes has missiles and laser blades
	+ Jeane
		- Helpful AI cat built into the suit
	+ Can slice apart giant space aliens in half
	+ Flew to space in seconds
	+ Cut Mr. Blackhole in half
	+ Matched the reality warper, Midori Midorikawa

### Weaknesses

* His beams katanas has limited battery and often needs to be recharged
	+ If low battery, they become much weaker
	+ Can short-circuit if wet
* His moral compass is all over the place
	+ Keeps playing UAA's games and killing people, despite not wanting to
* Can be tricked by hot girls, like Sylvia

## Quotes

Oh, sorry. I didn't see you. Just wait for the next one.

What's his deal? Only a game-

What the hell!?

I'm gonna teach you a lesson, dickhead!

Okay, you can hit hard...

Now it's my turn!

Seriously? Deathman!?

Oh shut up! Now's time to get serious!

Pizza, please.

A skee ball? Really?

If you want to live, you might want to get out of here.

Right!

Sorry for crashing the party.

Huh?

Damn it.

Keep your head in the fight if you wanna live, asshead!

What the hell are you doing!?

What in the world?

Hm, strawberry.

Me.

Two on one? Alright, more the merrier!

Shinobu? What are you doing here?

Yes and I don't know why. But are we gonna do this or what!?

That hurts!

Yup.

Right. Send me back.

Oh great. Now what?

Okay! What the hell!?

This is bullshit!

Be a shame if someone would to fall down there.

How are you alive?

Not this time, asshole!

Fuckhead!

## Trivia

* Travis is the only combatant to die in his episode, but still win
* Soon after the episode was announced, No More Heroes 3 was released
* Despite Shinobu appearing in the fight, she did not effect the outcome