Ultraman Taiga Episode 1, Abridged Version

All was well with the multiverse, there was peace, there was happiness. Space Garrison warriors were finally glad they could spend some time with their loved ones.

Ultraman Taro in specific had been waiting for this day ever since..... the incident... ever since....

...he lost custody of his son, Ultraman Taiga.

Days where he wouldn't need to chase after some random aliens or trains a rookie were few and far between, so he was filled with excitement when one of those days had finally came.

*record scratch*

But you wanna know what *didn't* come? or rather, *who*?

It was Taiga.

**Taro**: Where the fug is this kid?!? I swear to King if his mother talked sh!t about me again and convinced him not to come then I'm going sue her @$$ all the way to Yapool's dimension!

Meanwhile...

All the New Gen Ultras *~~ExCePt FoR gRiGiO~~* were fighting against none other than BIG BAD TREGEAR MAN in some random moon.

Beams of electricity from Tregear's palms blasted the Orbcalibur off of Orb's hands before a swift kick to the Ultra's chest sent him crashing back, accidentally knocking X over in the process.

Geed charged at Tregear, making sure that each of his steps knocked debris all over the place, unfortunately this slowed down the young Ultra, allowing Tregear to simply punch him away.

In an attempt to surprise Tregear, Rosso and Blu tried to perform a sneak attack, however Rosso tripped on a pile of rocks and fell flat on his face. Blu tried to help his brother get up before he himself comically tripped and fell while the Big Bang Theory laugh track played in the background.

Ginga, having had enough of this, decided to finish off Tregear, blasting him with the Ginga Cross Shoot, only for it to be reflected by whatever Tregear's shield is called and Ginga himself got blasted by his own beam.

**Victory**: This isn't working! We need to step up our game! I'll take down this punk in my Knight form.

"WAIT" Ginga shouted.

**Victory**: What is it?

**Ginga**: I've got a better idea!

**Victory**: Oh.... Oh! You thinking what I'm thinking?

**Ginga**: Yep

**Victory**: Alright, combine! ULTRAMAN GINGA VICT-

**Ginga**: BEAM COMBO!!!

**Victory**: What? Did you see how easily he deflected your beam? I doubt a mere beam combo will take him down...

**Ginga**: JUST DO IT

**Victory**: *sigh*

And so the two Ultras shot their signature beams

Unsurprisingly, Tregear just blocked it

**Ginga**: GOD DAMMIT VICTORY! YOUR PLAN FAILED!

**Victory**: ?????

Tregear laughed, he began to charge up an electric beam when he was caught off-guard by a pillar of light from behind him, he turned to face it as it faded away, revealing none other than Ultraman Ruebe.

**Tregear**: Finally... a worthy challenger!

Ruebe summoned the his signature weapon, the Ruebe Kourin and took a fighting stance.

Both giants of light and darkness charged at one another, but Ruebe just tripped and fell as the laugh track intensified.

**Tregear**: .\_.

All the sudden another flash of light caught Tregear's attention, he turned back to see a portal, from which a young Ultra emerged from and landed near the battlefield.

**Tregear**: hmm? Could it be?

Tregear recognised the Ultra, it was none other than his childhood friend, Ultraman Taro.

Except no, no it wasn't.

This Ultra was shorter and slimmer, with noticeably smaller horns, a hint of blue in his protectors and a mostly silver torso decorated by red stripes.

**Tregear**: Who are you?

"My name is Taiga! Ultraman Taiga! Son of Taro!" the young Ultra loudly exclaimed.

**Tregear**: Oooooooooh...... I'm going to have a lot of fun with you! Bring it!

As Taiga took on a fighting stance, two more portals opened above him and two Ultras came crashing down from within them. One tall and muscular and another slim and short.

**Titas**: Are you sure this is the planet we were searching for? I don't see any beaches or cocktails...

**Fuma**: Agh! That damn Alien Zetton gave us the wrong instructions! This isn't Planet Vacation!

**Titas**: *sigh* maybe we can ask the locals for help, there's one right there.

Titas waved hello to Tregear

**Titas**: Excuse me kind sir, do you happen to know where Planet Vacation is? My friend and I were searching for it until-

Just then Titas noticed all the defeated Ultras lying on the ground before realizing he was stepping on one, Taiga.

**Titas**: Oh, did we interrupt something?

**Taiga**: gET OFF OF ME YOU BAKAS!!!

**Fuma**: Jeez, what's your deal pal?

Taiga swiftly got up.

**Taiga**: What is *your* deal?

**Fuma**: Oh you wanna fight? Alright bring it on!

The two manchildren preceeded to slap each other repeatedly.

**Titas**: Guys please stop!

The sage forcefully separated the two

"bleh!" the warrior from O-50 mocked the son of Taro, launching an energy shurekin at him which was promptly dodged, only for it to accidentally strike Tregear.

**Tregear**: Oh you'll pay for that!

Tregear began to fire energy bullets at the trio, who retaliated by firing their signature attacks at him.

**Tregear**: Ouch! Grrr.... I'm going to flee now but mark my words! I will come back to haunt all of you!

Tregear then fled through a portal.

All the other New Gen Ultras, stared in confusion as Tregear disappeared.

**X**: HORY SHITTO!

**Geed**: wtf they actually beat Tregear

**Orb**: Thank you kind warriors, please have these gimmicks, its our way of saying thanks.

Orb then gave a surprisingly cool looking and well designed bracelet to Taiga, the R/B bros tried to do the same ut kept falling down while the laugh track turned into an earrape version, eventually they managed to stay on their feet long enough to give their own bracelets to Taiga.

X and Geed gave their bracelets to Titas while Ginga and Victory gave their to Fuma.

**Titas**: Wow wee, I sure do hope that these gimmicks are never stolen from me and used to create darklones of you guys.

**Taiga**: Wow sick toys!

**Fuma**: Mine are better huehuehuehuehue

**Taiga**: So what do we do with them?

**Orb**: Go and find Tregear and kick his @$$ using them, good luck.

The New Gens then left through portals.

**Titas**: ...

**Fuma**: ...

**Taiga**: ***SUGOI!!!*** I'm gonna go tell my dad, hey you guys better come as well, I want him to meet my new friends.

**Titas**: Alright, I suppose that Planet Vacation will have to wait.

**Fuma**: ugh okay fine

Jumpcut to the Land of Light where Taro is shouting on his phone

**Taro**: What do you mean you don't know where Taiga is?!?....YES YES I AM ACCUSING YOU OF LYING!....WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEVER TELL LIES!? DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU ALL THE TIMES YOU'VE LIED AT ME?......Well for starters, let me remind you of the time you said you loved me!

Suddenly, Taro noticed Taiga alongside two strange Ultra in the distance.

**Taro**: Oh nevermind the kid is here, he's with friends or something idk

**Taiga**: HEY DAD I MET SOME GUY THAT KNEW YOU AND THEN I MET THESE GUYS AND WE FOUGHT BUT THEN WE TEAMED UP TO FIGHT THE OTHER GUY THAT KNEW YOU AND HE LEFT AND SOME OTHER GUYS THAT THE GUY THAT KNEW YOU HAD DEFEATED GAVE US THESE SUPER COOL BRACELETS AND TOLD US TO GO FIND THE GUY THAT KNEW YOU AND BEAT HIM UP ISN'T IT GREAT I'M LIKE A REAL ULTRA HERO NOW!

**Taro**: ...could you repeat that?

**Taiga**: what part?

**Taro**: Everything after "hey dad"

Titas then stepped forward introducing himself

**Titas**: Hello there, my name is Ultraman Titas and this is Fu-

**Fuma**: Yo old man me, this big guy and your son are gonna go somewhere and have an adventure so we were wondering, is what alright with you? Not like we care but whatever.

**Taro**: ...is 'having an adventure' what kids nowadays say when they do drugs?

**Taiga**: NO! Anyway gtg

**Taro**: TAIGA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

**Taiga**: ***IKE! TORAI-SQUADDO!!!***

**Taro**: He's gone isn't he.... hmm I wonder who he was referring to.... could it be my childhood friend Tregear who slipped to the dark side...? nah, probably just some random alien

Jumpcut 12 years later

Hiroyuki Kudo and male side character are chasing some aliens in a truck, meanwhile female side character is talking to them from the EGIS base which is really just some cougar's basement.

**Male Side Character**: BAKA HIROYUKI LEARN TO DRIVE BETTER >:[

**Hiro**: stfu i'm trying okay? :(

Suddenly Hiroyuki crashes his car

Male side character gets out, holding his Smol Good EGIS Stick and beats the sh!t out of an Alien Magma.

**Male Side Character**: TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER

**Magma**: okay just please don't hurt me-

**MSC**: TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER

**Hiro**: I'll.... get going now

Jumpcut to an underground location where an Alien Markind is trying to sell monsters to some other aliens.

**MSC**: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

Suddenly Male Side Character gets jumped by a bunch of aliens

**Markind**: Now then, where were we? Oh yeah, highest bidder will get this Zegan!

A large screen behind the Markind shows a Zegan beating up teen mom Zandrias.

Meanwhile in the city...

A random stoner watches the monsters fight

**Kirisaki**: What a nice monster you've got there.... would be a shame if someone where to KILL IT

Suddenyl Hellberos

**Hellberos**: rawr

Rip Zegan

Hiroyuki (who had gone off to get some coffee instead of helping Male Side Character sees this

**Hiro**: oh no

All the sudden, Hiroyuki heard a voice.

**Taiga**: Whooooooooooooooooo wants to be an Ultraman?????

**Hiro**: wtf

**Taiga**: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES!

Hiroyuki was suddenly teleported in a blank void, face to face with a red and silver humanoid.

**Taiga**: Here's your toys now let's henshin!

**Hiro**: okay I guess *inhales*

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Suddenly Taiga

**Taiga**: le epic intro

**Hellberos**: rawr

**Taiga**: STORIUM BURASUTA!!

**Hellberos**: you gotta try harder than that m8

**Taiga**: Okay, SUPUREEM BURASUTA!!!

**Hellberos**: That's the spirit! *explodes*

Jumpcut to the EGIS base

**EGIS Leader**: Nice job team

**Female Side Character**: Yay!

**Hiro**: It sure as heck was convenient that this Ultraman showed up to defeat the monster

**Male Side Character**: THEY TOOK ME TO THEIR LEADER, AND THEN I BEAT UP THEIR LEADER AND NOW THEY'RE ALL IN JAIL

**THE END**

Meanwhile in Tregear's crack den- I mean secret hideout

**Kirisaki**: Grrr I'll get you next time Taiga! *smokes blunt*