Changing the Channel/Transcript

### Cold open

* [The episode begins in an apartment. The siblings are watching TV in the living room]
* **TV Announcer:** We now return to Snagg on The CW. [the scene changes to show a television studio, where we see Snagglepuss in front of the audience]
* **Snagglepuss:** Welcome back to Snagg! We have a very special guest on today's episode, so please give it up for The Brain! [Brain walks up to the studio as the audience boos at him]
* **The Brain:** What? What?!
* [The audience are still booing at him. The Warners hold up signs of Brain and cheer for him. Brain sits beside Pinky]
* **The Brain:** Hello, Pinky. Daddy's back.
* **Pinky:** How could you do this to me? On national television?!
* **The Brain:** Well, throw me a frickin' bone here, Pinky.
* **Pinky:** Why'd you run out on me?
* **The Brain:** Because you're not quite evil enough.
* [The audience starts gasping]
* **The Brain:** [to audience] Well, it's true! [to Pinky] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just 1 calorie. Not evil enough.
* **Plankton:** What are you? Some kinda freak?!
* **Pinky:** [stands up] Shut up, you (bleep)!
* **The Brain:** Okay, come on.
* **Plankton:** [stands up, too] I'll kick your (bleep)!
* **Pinky:** Bring it on, you stinky (bleep)!
* **The Brain:** No one talks to my friend like that. It's okay, Pinky. [to Plankton] You mother(bleep)! [stands up and attacks Plankton]
* [The audience goes wild, as well as numerous bleeps, Cyborg and Maui try to stop the fight]
* **The Brain:** [yells at Plankton] You were born in your mother's (bleep)! [scene cuts back to the siblings]
* **Asobi Manabu:** Dang, Animaniacs has gone rated R. [scene pans over to the door, where we hear a car honking outside]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [off-screen] Why don't you look where you're going?! YOU RAT! [Spunky's barking is heard outside] Hey, beaver! Get that dog off of my door! [screams as Spunky attacks her] Bad, Spunky! Bad, Spunky! [Runs into the room and breathes heavily. We see a close-up of Orenji's 5 o'clock shadow, bloodshot eyes, and a messy hair]
* **Koten Chaneru:** [turns around and sees Orenji] Oh, hey, Orenji! How was work?
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Fine, I guess. [Remy runs out of Orenji's hair and leaves the apartment]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** Dude, you seem stressed out. Why don't you just relax and watch TV with us?
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Alright. [puts her backup on the floor and sits on the couch] So what are you guys watching?
* **Otona Fukai:** Snagg. I heard this show is getting renewed for a second season.
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Really? Well, congratulation to them! So, uh, is this show supposed to be a sketch or something?
* **Nagi Fukai:** It's a tabloid talk show.
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Gimme that! [grabs the remote and changes something else]
* **TV Announcer:** And now back to America's Tooniest Home Videos! [the siblings muttering angrily... all talking at once]
* **Okyan Chaneru:** What the heck, Orenji! Why did you change the channel?!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Because all of my homies HATE talk shows!
* **Yoru Chaneru:** [off-screen] HEY! Don't make me come up there!

### Main episode

* [Cuts to the television fuzzing on the screen. A camera recording, showing in a zoo cage. Daffy, who is dressed up as Joe Exotic, comes in]
* **Porky Pig:** [off-screen] Uh, D-D-Daffy? Are you sure this is s-s-safe?
* **Daffy Duck:** Well, of course this is safe! Now pipe down, I'm trying to feed this colossal feline! [knocks on the cage and takes out the frozen meat] Oh, Rowan! Look what I've got! It's your favorite meal, expired meat from Walmart! [The cage rises up. Scene cuts to the siblings]
* **Kyoku Chaneru:** [pauses] What the duck?
* **Orenji Chaneru:** SHH!!! [cuts back to Daffy]
* **Daffy Duck:** Are you ready, boy? Okay, come and get it! Come and get it! Come and get it! Come- [the tiger comes out of the cage and begins to maul [off-camera] Daffy, who is screaming] My neck! My back! Also my beak, but mostly my neck and my back!
* [Cuts to the audience laughing and then cuts to Orenji, who is laughing hysterically]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** His neck and his back! He got this from Khia! [continued laughing]
* **Tanki Chaneru:** Yeah, real funny...
* [Oroka comes running into the apartment while crying. He runs to the couch, then hides behind Otona, and then runs towards the curtains and uses them as a security blanket. Orenji, Nagi, and Otona run over to him]
* **Orenji Chaneru:** Oroka, what's wrong?
* **Oroka Fukai:** [still crying] Someone keeps following me!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** What?! Who?! [quickly grabs her slime gun and aims it at Oroka] Who's following you?!
* **Oroka Fukai:** THE BUGS!!!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** [puts down her gun] The bugs?!
* **Nagi Fukai:** You'll have to excuse our brother, Oroka. There was a "moth" flying around in Oroka's bedroom, and he couldn't stop freaking out about it. [cuts to Oroka shivering] It's been 3 days and he's still afraid of it.
* **Oroka Fukai:** [rocking back and forth] That was even worse than that Courage The Cowardly Dog final episode.
* **Otona Fukai:** And if you think that those little critters could come into this room and eat us up all alive? Okay, how do I explain this? [walks towards the door and opens it up] See? No moths! [the butterfly flies to the apartment] Honestly, bro, you've got to stop eating those special brownies. They're not good for you.
* **Oroka Fukai:** [points to the butterfly] LOOK OUT, SIS, THERE'S A MOTH BEHIND YOU!!
* **Otona Fukai:** How many times do I have to tell you, Oroka? There's no such thing as a moth! It's just a butterfly. [the butterfly lands on Otona's finger] It's harmless, see? [Shows it to Oroka. Cues a live-action close-up of a butterfly's face. Oroka runs around and screams]
* **Nagi Fukai:** What's his problem?
* **Asobi Manabu:** Can you guys keep it down? We're trying to watch Flatfoots. [The screen says, "Flatfoots" and the scene cuts to Kokkei and Gyagu driving a police car down the road]
* **Dispatcher:** Calling all units. Calling all units. We have an anonymous suspect on the loose. Please report to the CN City immediately!
* **Gyagu Fukai:** Looks like we got ourselves a mission.
* **Kokkei Fukai:** Correctamundo. [she and Gyagu put on sunglasses and they drive off to CN City]
* **Gyagu/Kokkei:** Woo-hoo!
* [Scene cuts to CN City, where Gyagu places Mojo Jojo in the back of the police car while Kokkei converses with some Cartoon Network characters]
* **Kokkei Fukai:** Alright, so you're telling me that he stole your Pop-Tarts?
* **Group of Cartoon Network characters:** Yeah!
* **Bubbles:** Yeah, he took our Pop-Tarts!
* **Kokkei Fukai:** [taking notes] Okay, what kind of Pop-Tart was it?
* **Blossom:** Uhh, I think it was cinnamon. [everyone agrees on Blossom]
* **Clam:** Yeah, cinnamon.
* **Kokkei Fukai:** Okay, where did he take your Pop-Tarts from? [Mojo Jojo slowly escaped from the police car and quickly ran off with his Pop-Tart in hand]
* **Blossom:** Officer, he's escaping! [everyone telling Kokkei that Mojo Jojo has escaped]
* **Mac:** Don't let him get away! [Kokkei, Gyagu, and a group of Cartoon Network characters begin chasing Mojo Jojo. Scene cuts back to the siblings]
* **Otona Fukai:** Man, TNT needs to stop putting up reruns of the newer seasons of Flatfoots. It's their show!
* **Orenji Chaneru:** You know, I've never seen Flatfoots. Is it any good?
* **Otona Fukai:** I mean, you really only have to watch season 3 through 10, pretty much. The rest of it you can just skip.
* [Yume walks into the apartment and sits on the couch with the siblings]
* **Asobi Manabu:** So, typical day at work, huh, bro?
* **Yume Manabu:** Oh, can it, Asobi. Can't you see I'm exhausted? [TBA]