ThornBrain YTP

"ThornBrain YTP" is Thorn's side channel for YouTube Poops - video remixes, corruptions, and similar surreal humor. The channel was originally started under the username IAMAGUINESSSTAND before she changed it in 2016.

## Thorn's YTP History

The following was recovered and updated from the now-closed YouTube Poop wiki, Chewiki.

### comicstripdude

One day circa 2007 Thorn searched for videos of the Rabbids from their eponymous Rayman game. One of the videos was a confusing pastiche of Rabbid clips with scenes from a cartoon starring raccoons. Eventually she came to know this style of video as YouTube Poop, and she thereby discovered YTP pioneer Stegblob's videos. Thorn constantly downloaded Stegblob's videos to watch on her iPod in High School, eventually deciding to make her own on Windows Movie Maker in January 2008. The first was based on *Countdown with Keith Olbermann*, titled "Keith Olbermann Says You've Done Bad Things". It was uploaded to her then-channel, comicstripdude; it is now long gone, like most poops from this channel.

She followed it with many low-quality, newbie-ish poops: "Robotnik Has Phone Sex with the King" (later renamed "STOP FUCKING WATCHING THIS SHIT" after she got tired of it getting so many views), "Robotnik Gets Rick Roll'd While Preying on Scratch", an addition to the 71519 fad called "71519 Lashes to Thine Backside", many "Unfitting Musics", a second fad video that was an offshoot of 71519, her first YTPMV called "DIESES FILM ENTHALT DIE KLOWN-MASCHINE" (of Ronald McDonald singing Kraftwerk's "The Man Machine"), "Keith and Billo Fight to the Death", an addition to the "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN" fad called "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS GODDAMN DOTS THAT WIN", five *more* unfitting musics, a Word Trim of Robotnik saying "dick" (spliced from "dictator"), even more unfitting musics, "The Doctor Annoys Himself", a Re-poop of her first two Robotnik YTPs called "Robotnik Has Phone Sex With Rick Astley", and then one last unfitting music before leaving YTP alone for a while. Then she downloaded the trial to Sony Vegas 9.

Thorn didn't use Vegas immediately after downloading; all she had wanted for the longest time was the ability to reverse clips, which she had to supplant with just reversing audio in Audacity. She simply used Vegas to reverse a couple Robotnik clips, which she included in the only WMM-based poop that she kept after closing comicstripdude: "Robotnik Makes Some Suggestions". She canceled the first trial sometime around there, instead making a "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN" of the *Zelda: Majora's Mask* theme to "Stone Tower Temple", called "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL" and using Robotnik's "pingas", Morshu's "mmmm" and Ronald's "Ran ran ruu".

The end of November 2008 rolled around, and she decided to go for Vegas again. She pooped a video YouTube user *asilentskeptic* posted, this time using Vegas for almost all of the editing and only used WMM to put the individual sections of poop together. One week later, determined to use the trial to its fullest, she created "Azumanga Daiohfuckit". It's perhaps the most important YTP she's made as it kickstarted an improvement in her editing skills, she had an incredible amount of fun putting it together, it began a series of YTPs based on Azumanga Daioh, and it got falsely DMCA'd along with one of DualScreen77's Azumanga poops. A few days after she followed with "Chiyo-Chan's Not Good at Cock". It's technically unfinished, but it was the first to prominently use stuttering/seizures, which would be a core element of her style from there.

The Vegas trial ran out shortly after, so she briefly returned to WMM and Audacity to create "Coughlan666 Prefers the Zelda Series", a remix of the "Molgera" theme from *Zelda: Wind Waker* and a chaotic video by YouTube comedian Richard Coughlan. Coughlan liked it so much that he reuploaded it to his own channel and included it in one of his highlight reels. A month or two passed when Thorn's computer died, following a long bout of unresponsive-DVD drive. She switched to her dad's old laptop and decided to give EditStudio a chance, but it was jarring to switch over to a new layout and work style, so she abandoned YTP for some time. In mid-April 2009, inspired by the EditStudio prowess of Combuskenisawesome, she gave it another shot and stuck with it long enough to endure the crashes and random errors to create "Chiyo the Headbanger" and "Kimura Sweet Kimura".

In August 15, 2009, with a new computer and a full copy of Vegas Movie Studio 9 in hand, she proceeded to create "Robotnik's Stuck in Fuckin' Chickentown", and a Young Ones poop inspired by TimAJH called "Mike's Gutter Bitch". After a week or two of talking with Pilli10, HoZKiNZPooP, MexicanSunflower and a number of others in a large group Skype chat, HoZKiNZ and Thorn came up with some stupid Zelda CD-i jokes that HoZKiNZ urged Thorn to make into a poop, called "DA BESTEST POOP EVAR". Both HoZKiNZ and Pilli responded with their own variations on stupid CD-i poops, spurred on by Thorn having Link say that they both suck; Pilli's had Gwonam saying "comicstripdude sucks penis".

For two following videos Thorn was taught by the people in the group chat how to autopoop with Pinnacle Studio 12. One was of "DA BESTEST POOP EVAR" and another was of an Azumanga Daioh clip of the girls reaching Okinawa. Thorn was inspired by the latter to do a full poop of the Okinawa clip, titled "Insert Portal Reference Here". It was posted as a response to Geibuchan's "Tomo and the Blustery Day" poop, and Geibuchan praised the video.

Thorn YTP'd "Amazing Horse" by Weebl as "My Horse is Okay", inspired by Bikeman48837 and both enjoyed by a lot of people and hated by others looking for the original video. After a couple of YTPMVs and a Crazy Bruce video called "Crazy Cannon", Thorn made an alt account: IAMAGUINESSSTAND.

### IAMAGUINESSSTAND

IAMAGUINESSSTAND was created in a Skype call with Thorn, Stuart K. Reilly, HoZKiNZPooP, OMGTSN, and others; jokes were being made about phonetically pronouncing "omgtsn", and Thorn added "I am a Guinness stand". Deciding it would make for an amusing account name, she created the channel (forgetting the second 'n' when naming the account), and Stuart provided the Guinness Draft tank background for it.

The original idea for the account was uploading very short YTP ideas that Thorn would have, then combining the numerous small videos into a full Megapoop that would be uploaded to comicstripdude. Though numerous miniature poops were created through November 2009, primarily of Crazy Bruce, only one megapoop was made, titled "Spazzy Bruce's Megapoops". Following it, she uploaded what was for a time her most popular video, WHO'S CHRIDDOF NOW, a YTP of an *Evil Dead 2* scene and surreal 3D videos by MrChriddof. Also in November, Thorn started making short, not necessarily YTP videos, and these would account for a good chunk of her uploads until February. Occasionally, these would be based on inside jokes between her and TheMidnightFrogs. She made one last proper YTP based on a music video by Los Angeles band Sparks, "I shit on everything", before going into a short hiatus.

On February 25 2010, Thorn officially announced the closing of the comicstripdude channel and her transfer to the ThornBrain username, as well as making IAMAGUINESSSTAND her YouTube Poop-only channel. Thorn deleted most of her YTPs but kept and reuploaded her more-recent ones that she was still fairly proud of to IAMAGUINESSSTAND. The oldest kept video is "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL", and the oldest proper YTP is "Robotnik Makes Some Suggestions".

After reuploading everything she wanted through March 1, she made another YTP called "COCK CHEESE CURRAY" based on a silly, Japanese cheese curry commercial. Aside from two small, random videos, she would not make another until May 7 when she started her first YTP Tennis match with CrazyPillX based on 70s and 80s music videos. Thorn also YTP'd a blog by her favorite internet musician, Daniel Earwicker, which was titled "Pleasant British Fellow in a Box" and received a positive comment from Earwicker himself. After some time waiting for CrazyPillX to upload round 5, Thorn quickly lost interest in YouTube Poops and largely fell out of the community. She would not upload anything new to IAMAGUINESSSTAND for five months, instead refocusing to her Let's Plays and parody videos.

On October 9, Thorn uploaded a sequel to her surreal text-to-speech video, "A Chicken Named Dennis - Episode 1", titled "A Pigeon Named Devin - (Dennis Episode 2)", of which all of the jokes were leftover from January in hopes of a sequel. She got the itch to make YTP again on December 1, pooping *Mock the Week* with "Tory Catenna Mocks the Weak" and finally ending the Tennis game with her part 6. However, after an attempt to rejoin the Skype group and immediately being kicked back out by HoZKiNZ, Thorn lost all motivation and interest in YTP, and IAMAGUINSSSTAND went into indefinite hiatus. She would not make a new YTP for the next five years, excluding the occasional YTP-influenced video she'd make for TheMidnightFrogs.

### 2016 Return - ThornBrain YTP

In February 2016, Thorn held a YouTube Poop retrospective stream where she showed off her old YTPs and talked about making them, inspired by MrSimon and Stuart K. Reilly doing the same thing. The mixture of enjoyment, nostalgia, and embarrassment, plus a comment from her friend Highwang about Frankensteining the best bits together into one last YTP, brought back Thorn's itch to do YTP. Instead of putting old clips together into a new video, Thorn opted to completely remake "Azumanga Daiohfuckit" as "Azumanga DaiohmygodwhathaveIDone", due to the original being blocked worldwide for a content ID match. Still unsure if she wanted to properly get back to YTP, she made an all-new poop of her friend JigglyJacob playing *The Sims 4* titled "Spoiled Veggie Burgers". She had so much fun making it, and Jacob and their friends liked it so much, that Thorn got back into pooping again for two more years.

### Present

The ThornBrain YTP channel is currently inactive as of the closing of YouChew for good in 2020, but Thorn is not against making more YTPs in the future.

### First poop seen

A YTP based on the Raving Rabbids and a cartoon starring a raccoon. The title has long been lost to history.

### First poop made

"Keith Olbermann Says You've Done Bad Things". It was deleted long before Thorn changed accounts.

## Style

### Preferred Sources

* Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
* Azumanga Daioh
* 70s and 80s music videos
* Internet videos
* British shows/people
* Whatever show she's watching at the time

### Preferred Methods

* Stutter Loop
* Pitch Shift
* Reversing
* Sentence mixing
* Erosion
* YTPMV
* Audio distortion, though never clipping the master
* Masking
* Pan/Crop
* Speed Up/Slow Down
* Scrambling

### Preferred Tech

* Sony Vegas - Versions used have included Pro 9, 11, and currently 14

## Poop Listing

Does not include random/surreal videos or anything from comicstripdude that wasn't saved (January 29, 2008 onward)

### November 7, 2009 - November 10, 2009 (*Crazy Bruce*)

1. Crazy Brows
2. We Rape You
3. Havin A Good Bruce
4. Crazy Horse
5. Crazy Cock Suckers
6. Crazy Wood
7. Del
8. Spastic Bruce
9. Blame it on His Age
10. Somebody Stop Me
11. Cock Rocket
12. Red Lotmer and Shit
13. It's Been a Good Show, All
14. My Thoughts on Azumanga Daioh in a Nutshell

### November 15, 2009 - January 13, 2010 (Other poops)

1. WHO'S CHRIDDOF NOW
2. Chuck D Head is Oblivious to the Furious Stabbing Wank
3. Kate Bush's Rape Rave
4. SPURPS
5. I'm leeling certain srrs on perps
6. I shit on everything

### February 25, 2010 - March 1, 2010 (comicstripdude reuploads)

1. Azumanga Daiohfuckit - (Content ID-blocked globally)
2. Chiyo-chan is Not Good at Cock
3. ASilentButDeadlySkeptic
4. Chiyo the Headbanger - (Content ID-blocked globally)
5. Kimura Sweet Kimura - (Content ID-blocked globally)
6. DA BEST POOP EVER
7. Insert Portal Reference Here
8. My Horse is Okay
9. Robotnik's Stuck in Fuckin' Chickentown
10. THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL
11. Salmonellario Land (Super Mario Land collab)
12. Pokemon Collab entry
13. No-Satisfaction Promotions (Bikeman48837 collab entry)
14. Robotnik Would Like to Play a (Statue) Game
15. Shooting Cats
16. Robotnik Makes Some Suggestions
17. Mike's Gutter Bitch
18. Crazy Cannon
19. Coughlan666 Prefers the Zelda Series

### March 18, 2010 - December 1, 2010 (Tennis and Retirement)

1. COCK CHEESE CURRAY
2. YTP Tennis - Nigel Takes a Vacation in Andy's Mouth Instead
3. Pleasant British Fellow in a Box
4. YTP Tennis - Nigel Plugs the Volcano with His Head
5. Tory Catenna Mocks the Weak
6. YTP Tennis Finale - Nigel Ends His Vacation By Being Crucified in Flames

### February 23, 2016 - May 14, 2016 (Brief unretirement)

1. Azumanga DaiohmygodwhathaveIdone - Re-poop of "Azumanga Daiohfuckit"
2. Spoiled Veggie Burgers - JigglyJacob
3. If It Isn't Red, It Isn't Real - VHS Collab entry
4. You'll Never Do a Bad Bad Thing Like '90s People - '90s Collab 2 entry
5. I Just Want to Fuck Everything - 5 Seconds Collab entry
6. How Angry is God - Monty Python and the Holy Grail Collab entry
7. Ready Me Butter - 3.14 Seconds Collab entry
8. Sata Andagerogerigegege - Anime Collab 3 entry and re-poop of "Chiyo the Headbanger" and "Kimura Sweet Kimura"
9. This is How I Spent My Time Before I Started Wearing Dresses - David Bowie Collab entry and datamoshing/pure noise experiment
10. YTP Tennis - Robotnik Burns Up in the Radiation of Space - Round 1 of a Robotnik tennis with DTN7758
11. I Don't Owe You Shit - Entry for her own Monster Rancher collab that never happened
12. YTP Tennis - Robotnik Burns with Passion - Round 3 of a Robotnik tennis with DTN7758
13. I Probably Hate You - Shorty of a clip from Agent Carter

### December 29, 2016 - Present

1. Somebody YouTube Pooped in the Pool - Star Vs. the Forces of Evil
2. Star Vs the Forces of Tomco - Star Vs. megapoop
3. Kosher Salt is Made to Stick to Food and Pull Out Moisture - Random Tumblr video by InfernalPume
4. You're Not Worth It - Dexter's Laboratory Collab entry
5. Foo Bring the Fighters - Joke-A-Thon Multiway Tennis round 4
6. Yo Quiero Police Brutality - Entry for RyanYTP's 3rd 90's Collab, Music category
7. Marco Goes to Taco Bell - Round 1 of a three-way Star Vs. tennis with NitroEdits and GSgiraffes
8. Janna Banana Goes to the Farmer's Market - Tennis round 4
9. Star Gives Up on Maintaining a Title Theme - Tennis round 7
10. Star V Superman - Entry for NitroEdits' Disney Cartoon collab, with some additions and alterations
11. This Video is Legal Tender - Entry for HomerAllTheWay's Random Year collab, 1989
12. Happy Motherfucker's Day - Star Vs. the Forces of Evil
13. In Therapy for Radiation Abuse - Entry for KnorruptionSound's Wikimedia Commons collab
14. Stop Flinging My Dog Around - Entry for Paperking99's Random Letter Collab 2, letter W
15. Unusual Digestive Ability - Entry for NitroEdits' Reality Show Collab, using Kitchen Nightmares
16. Ding Dong Marry Me I'm High - Entry for Joosh's 4th Anime Collab; originally meant for Girla Purpleheart's Magical Girls Collab before it was cancelled
17. So Round So Firm So Fully Packed - Entry for Mackenzie's Disney Channel collab, using DuckTales (2017)
18. A Bit of Cry and Sorry - Entry for NKpower's British Comedy collab, using *The Young Ones*, *Bang Bang It's Reeves and Mortimer*, and *A Bit of Fry and Laurie*
19. Decennial Isn't Just a River in Afuckit - 10th YTP anniversary special incorporating sources from all over her ten years, including her *Sgt Frog Abridged* and *Jetters Abridged* series
20. Bummed to Death - Entry for ThirtyTwelve's Fourth Simplicity Collab
21. Brit Pat (AKA: Star Force) - Entry 1 for GangStarRunner's Removal Collab
22. Schit - Entry 2 for GangStarRunner's Removal Collab
23. Ma Cake - Entry 3 for GangStarRunner's Removal Collab
24. You Carbonize and Then Shit on My Dreams - Entry for NitroEdits' Rock/Rap Collab 2
25. YouChewed Too Much Poop - Short poop commemorating the first closing of YouChew in 2018
26. Alfur, Until the Break of Dawn - Hilda

### Videos by Others

1. What got Scared? (Unknown creator)
2. IR MOLESTED MEME (By Pilli10)