The War of the Weirdos

Mothra Nature

Mosugaba Nature

Minala Nature

Miniru Nature

Minilla Vepiyo

Megaguirus Carnage

Ghiguirus Carnage

Guiridorah Carnage

Megadorah Carnage

Destoroyah Hornil

Gigan Slasher

Anguirus Spinki

Manda Wetland

Desghidorah Darpi

Kirby

Ribbon

Dedede

Meta Knight

Bandana Dee

Waddle Dees

Battra Nature

Spacegodzilla Vepiyo

Biollante Vepiyo

Gabara Pervor

Moonhidorah Undirstud

Rodan Romsi

The War of the Weirdos was a major event at the end of Gojira: Return of the Chumpcooker.

## Timeline

The War started in whatever year I get around to making the comic. The only thing the kaiju really consider the proper war was the time when Big G's Brute Squad and Ghidorah's forces engaged in intense conflict. The beginning of part of what happened was caused by the Game of Life going wrong in almost every way possible (multiple times!) and Big G was kicked out of Castle Kaiju and everyone stopped being friends with him. When Ghidorah found out about the news, he began causing much more chaos than usual while Big G was moping in the original Poop Cave, eating bon bons and watching soap operas. Those living at the castle began sending him letters asking him to come back, but after the first few letters he got after leaving, which were Mothra apologizing and trying to explain, he stopped reading them before the pleas for help. Finally, Ghidorah launched an all-out attack on the castle, capturing the royal family and a few others. Mothra barely managed to get one last letter out to Big G pleading for help before Desghidorah apprehended her and took her away. By the time Big G finally realized something was wrong because he used to get at least 10 letters a day and now he was getting none, Ghidorah's forces had already overtaken the good side and were in charge of all the kaiju. When Big G found out what happened, he marched off with his wand hidden in his frying pan. He realized something was VERY wrong when he saw that the Mandas guarding the castle were replaced by Gigans, Destoroyahs, and Desghidorahs. As they were about to capture him, Minilla intervened and took his father to his secret base, where Big G's Brute Squad was soon founded and headquartered. At last, the time had come and all members of the Squad marched out, having cloned themselves repeatedly. The war was the most major and most intense in kaiju history.

## Aftermath

The War of the Weirdos was not only the most important and intense war in kaiju history, it also had the most fatalities. All dead warriors except Ghidorah and Megaguirus, who were killed soon after retreating, were clones, so it wasn't that bad. However, it still claims the title of the most horrible war in the world the kaiju live in, humans included, as we're smaller than the kaiju. After a lot of cleaning up (rebuilding, washing stains, etc.), everything eventually went back to normal and the war lives on as only vivid memories now.

## The Warriors

There were quite a few kaiju who cloned themselves and acted as generals for the armies of themselves. These kaiju are:

### Before the prisoners were freed

* Godzilla Vepiyo
* Ghidorah Carnage
* Megaguirus Carnage
* Ghiguirus Carnage
* Desghidorah Darpi
* Guiridorah Carnage
* Megadorah Carnage
* Minilla Vepiyo
* Battra Nature
* Anguirus Spinki
* Kirby
* Bandana Dee
* Dedede
* Gigan Slasher
* Ribbon
* Destoroyah Hornil
* Moonhidora Undirstud

### After the prisoners were freed

* Godzilla Vepiyo
* Ghidorah Carnage
* Megaguirus Carnage
* Ghiguirus Carnage
* Desghidorah Darpi
* Guiridorah Carnage
* Megadorah Carnage
* Minilla Vepiyo
* Battra Nature
* Anguirus Spinki
* Kirby
* Bandana Dee
* Dedede
* Gigan Slasher
* Ribbon
* Destoroyah Hornil
* Moonhidora Undirstud
* Mothra Nature
* Mosugaba Nature
* Minala Nature
* Miniru Nature
* Manda Wetland
* Biollante Vepiyo
* Spacegodzilla Vepiyo
* Rodan Romsi

### Extra?

* Gabara Pervor