YummyQuee

YummyQuee

YummyQuee is an active player who founded the nation of Alteria, and from it's inception until October 25, 2021, was it's leader, operating under different titles and government systems that were once used at different points in the nation's history. Under his reign, foreign relations between Alteria and the international community were noted to be tense, apprehensive, and generally poor. Following the Second Sped War also known as the Fourth Asshole War, and his actions, he was labeled an Existential Danger to Calestine (EDC-001] and disavowed by his own people, resulting in Prime Minister Fartzonein becoming the recognized leader of the nation, although it was later discovered that Fartzonien served as little more than a puppet for YummyQuee himself.

## History

### Early History

YummyQuee was once a player on Kyrania and was originally introduced to Calestine by UndoHershey.

When he joined he asked if there was unclaimed land. As all of the world was claimed either by the Graminican Republic or the Cornfederate countries, none existed. However, the plans for the partitioning of Graminica were underway, and he was told that he would not have to wait long to claim a section of the to be neutral land.

### Return and Founding of Alteria

He returned several weeks later, after the Sped War. He claimed the land in the Northwest lost by Zero2471166 in the conflict, where he founded the nation of Alteria.

The nation quickly swelled in size, as YummyQuee recruited many of his other friends on Xbox and PC joined his fledgling country.

On the first day, Yummy held a referendum to choose the form of government that would rule the country. "Authoritarian Nationalism", as his citizens called it, beat Communism by a small margin, but later events would show little difference between the ideologies. It would later be observed that this ideology was extremely similar to the North Korean Juche ideology, a totalitarian system that emphasized national sovereignty and self reliance.

YummyQuee ruled his nation with an iron fist and deprived the citizenry of it's basic rights and needs to a severe degree. He limited the freedom of travel outside the country, issuing passports on a limited basis and withheld basic property rights of the citizens. He also heavily suppressed the rights to freedom of expression and to bear arms, only allowing the possession of diamonds (the resource) and netherite tools and armor to a select few of the population. He also temporarily shut the country off from trade and communication with the outside world. Violation of any of these policies held a heavy price, with the possessions and freedom to live being confiscated immediately if discovered. A particularly infamous incident resulted from LeGrenadier7453 being found in a party with GramCanMineAway and Zero2471166.

The ban on netherite swords during peacetime stood until the drafting of their constitution, even after many revolts and riots.

Yummy also established a cult of personality centered around himself, which has proved critical in enforcing the will of himself and the Alterian government.

Due Yummy's refusal to give food to the citizens and their inability to find mobs or crops to make farms, the nation was affected by chronic famines for much of its' early history, and starvation was one of the most common causes of death, rivaled only by execution. As well as this, other basic necessities, even wood, were nearly nonexistent in the country as a direct result of his policy.

Grenadier7453, the appointed Governor of Limerick was the first to contact outside society and revolted as a result of Yummy's extreme policy. However, he would be put down with extreme force by the Alterian military, mostly comprised Yummy himself and conscripts mostly recruited from the zealously pro-establishment population, including Fartzonein, Messykan and Agents047. Despite this, Grenadier would eventually successfully leave and establish his own country in the Northeast.

Due to the explosive population growth and massive amount of lag resulting from it, many countries have threatened to invade Alteria to stop this growth. In one incident, GramCanMineAway, on behalf of the CSA, threatened to invade because the country had "twelve people" and was growing rapidly. RaiderKillz121 in defense of Yummy, condescendingly told him that there were "eight, no, seven people in his country. What was that twelve again?" Not even a week later, the population was measured again and found to be twelve or greater.

### Cold War

After the departure of LeGrenadier7453, Yummy became aware of the reality of population drain and the possible dissolution of his nation if reforms were not passed. Because of this, the government transitioned to a monarchy with himself at the head and a constitution was drafted soon after. As a result of his reforms, riots and rebellions became much less common, and food and resource shortages were solved with public works projects and the maturation of the internal economy.

Even still, the standard of living in Alteria was far behind every country in the world, even lower than slaves in Wakondom. The population was still socially isolated from the rest of the world, with even prominent citizens such as Fartzonein having no contact with the rest of the world other than with Zero2471166. Poverty and internal strife still had widely visible effects, with Alterian citizens illegally crossing the Aurelian border and resorting to banditry on the Western Graminican and Cornean countryside, which would have provoked a military response if not for Yummy's acceptance of responsibility.

He also sent scouts into Aurelian territory (again mostly in Western Graminica and Cornea), reporting intel in preparation for a possible invasion and also committing theft like the illegal migrants.

Agents047 was allowed a vacation due to his loyalty and took the time to tour the world, exploring nearly the entirety of it. He was the only person other than LeGrenadier7453 that legally left the country other than military campaigns.

#### Foreign Policy

He directed the foreign policy of his country almost entirely on his own, with parliament only serving as a rubber stamp for his decisions with the exception of a few occasions. He attempted to maintain neutrality in the Cold War, first by appeasing the Whoresaw Pact and then Aurelia and freezing international relations in September due to the near outbreak of war. Following this period, however, because he had run afoul of Alaskaberia, he aligned himself with the CSA and the Imperial Arms Company, and later Spedolia.

The three nations, mostly led by Alterian and Spedolian interests, planned to invade Alaskaberia and Sinu to annex large portions of their territory and receive war indemnity. YummyQuee wanted to conquer vast swathes of Sinu (over 50% of the total territory), but these ambitions were crushed when GramCanMineAway and Zero2471166 had a falling out due to the Rat Incident. He then blamed the entire Aurelian government for the incident, which was caused by GramCanMineAway as a direct result of Zero2471166's actions, and claimed that the nation violated the 2nd Black Pact, despite no official government action being taken and Zero2471166 defecting to the Whoresaw Pact.

Eventually, all plans to go to war were dropped when YummyQuee seemingly abandoned all ambitions, opened talks with Alaskaberia, rescinded his pledged support of the CSA just a day after, claimed to want to be friends with both the CSA and Spedolia, and also that he hated every country in the world. Without the ambitions of Alteria and Spedolia, the CSA no longer had reason to go to war and ended their plans.

#### Economy

He had Alteria join the Calestinian Economic Union, creating a fixed exchange rate between his own currency, Alterian Dollars (AD) and Units. He also opened the Alterian Stock Exchange, which didn't really function as a stock exchange and was more of a gambling system. The opening ceremony was interrupted by a terrorist attack by LeGrenadier7453 for seemingly no reason.

##### Attempted Financial Fraud

In his internal economy, material goods held monetary value in AD, despite unlimited supply being available from the creative inventory. He used this to fraudulently increase the wealth of the nation in Units, artificially creating new currency in the process. Due to this, the CEU Board unilaterally decided to shut down exchange of Units to AD and refused to recognize AD as a valued currency.

### Fourth Asshole War/Second Sped War and 10/25

After ambitions against the Whoresaw Pact were dropped, relations with both Aurelia and Spedolia rapidly deteriorated, which he blamed on both of those countries, seemingly moreso the CSA despite Parliament having the opposite opinion even when presented his biased account.

Yummy had essentially abdicated from the throne, even if not officially so. He became less and less active on the world.

He was summoned as a lawyer by LeGrenadier7453, but he never showed up to the trial, and Grenadier ended up representing himself.

On 10/21/21, Yummy was intrigued by Grenadier's ramblings on about conspiracy theories and was invited by him to join and see for himself. He was shown the HISASS-01 Facility under Claudia, which after witnessing acknowledged there was no proof of the supposed doomsday conspiracy. However, Grenadier correctly predicted the plans of Yummy to "grape everyone", though this was mistakenly dismissed as yet another insane conspiracy theory.

#### Second Sped War

On the second day of the Second Sped War, he offered his service to LeGrenadier7453's independence movement at no cost, seemingly just to increase the amount of pain and suffering in the world, much like spirit250 who joined the opposite side. He spent most of his time being bested in combat by Colin0607, an unwilling Spedolian civilian that was conscripted last minute.

#### 10/25 Terrorist Attack

Late in the war, Yummy was ordered by LeGrenadier7453 to "attack enemy military installations". He then proceeded to annihilate nearly the entire Spedolian Capitol Building, the interior of the Alaskaberian Capitol Building, and possibly several other minor targets such as a civilian supply dump in Cornnen. It is theorized that the destruction of the Swastifortress of Nova Cannova, which was once thought to be the fault of John0681, was perpetrated by him, as well as the attack on the Cornean map art platforms. In total, he is thought to have destroyed a total of three national capitol buildings and many minor targets.

It was at first thought that he had misinterpreted the order, but as more news of other attacks came in, the prevailing theory became that he had planned to attack the entire world at once several weeks or even months ahead of time. He showed no remorse for committing a wrongful attack, and when suggested by moderation staff to aid in fixing his mistake, he opted to run from authorities and wage a guerilla war against Spedolia instead of surrendering.

At this point, Aurelian paramilitary forces temporarily withdrew all support for LeGrenadier7453, who shared partial blame for the attacks, as he had issued the order. He quickly became the scapegoat for the whole affair and the main target of the Whoresaw Pact. Moderation stepped in and shifted blame to the actual perpetrator, when it was discovered that Yummy knowingly misinterpreted orders, intentionally caused the maximum amount of destruction, and violated the ceasefire.

His actions nearly resulted in mass griefing attacks across the world by Whoresaw Pact forces, which was barely contained by moderation staff. RaiderKillz121 himself even attempted to perpetrate such an attack on the Nova Cannovan Fort Sumter, despite LeGrenadier7453 not being directly responsible or pleased with the attack.

overall, the attack was the most destructive war crime and griefing attack ever committed in Calestinian history.

Following the incident, he quickly agreed to peace with Aurelia, and would launch minor attacks on Whoresaw Pact countries that often went completely unnoticed. He was also removed from power by the Alterian Parliament, which elevated Prime Minister Fartzonein to effective executive leadership. This was later found to be part of a conspiracy by the Alterians to feign defeat and political change, to allow them to prepare for a future war. However, none of this would matter, as the activity of the Alterians fell drastically to the point at which the country effectively stopped existing and was carved up by various powers in the west.

YummyQuee would later on occasionally serve as a mercenary for the Islamic State of Alteria and the Bloodycunt.

## Leadership and Personal Traits

YummyQuee's political style was defined by rule by terror and a cult of personality, sometimes compared to the former leader of the Soviet Union, Joseph Stalin. He cared little for the basic rights and respect of the citizenry, openly despising democracy and human rights and refusing to afford it to his citizens until midway through the history of Alteria. Even then, such freedoms were nothing more than a façade, and the country remained borderline totalitarian.

In his foreign policy, he often used underhanded tactics against other nations, though almost never achieving the desired effect. Particularly, he was prone to deception and betrayal, even when judged unnecessary or even detrimental to himself or the Kingdom of Alteria. This can be seen in his vacillation in political alignment early in his country's history, unprovoked and unsanctioned invasion of his neighbors, his attempted financial fraud, withdrawal from the alliance with Aurelia, and constantly changing relations with LeGrenadier7453.

Personally, YummyQuee's actions in response to unwanted events are often extreme, irrational, and emotionally charged, often compared to childlike tantrums. These actions are often accompanied with emotional depression and edge, which does not help to inspire trust and confidence in him in the minds of others. Additionally and above all else, he has consistently displayed a severe inability to hold trust in others. This element of his personality is fundamental to his oppressive domestic policy and rapidly changing, unstable foreign policy. This is most visible in his frequent betrayal of LeGrenadier7453, a constant of Modern Calestinian history that continues into the new world, Kyranistan.