5. DIXI: Series 3, ReWrites and Wrongs

## ReWrites and Wrong - Dixi

Shari and Mimi team up once again, as they stake out the showcase dress rehearsal and uncover a brand new suspect.

## Episodes Transcript and Timings

Hey, guys. So, Shari is sure that The Nameless One

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is going to strike here. Today.

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So, aside from rehearsing, I am going undercover...

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as myself.

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That should keep my mind off...other things.

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Never mind finding The Nameless One, my number one goal

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is to get through today without embarrassing myself

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any more in front of...you know.

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No big deal that I like him because he obviously likes Zoe,

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and that's fine!

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Good! Doesn't matter.

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It's no problem. Not my problem.

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I mean, Seriously?!

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The last time I checked, acting was not a contact sport.

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But it doesn't matter. I don't even know Ryan.

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We probably have nothing in common.

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So, from now on, I am going to be strictly professional.

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-It's just acting.

-Hey, Meems.

-Hey, Isla.

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I'm on my way to music, but don't forget

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we're practising our Take Back Dixi song tonight.

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-I'll be there.

-Me too.

-Bye!

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Professional. It's just acting.

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What's up?

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What's up?! A-na-na-nup.

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Huh?

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En...en-em... NM. Means "Not much."

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Right.

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That was OK!

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Hey, Ryan,

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I'm sorry that I wasn't around when you wanted to rehearse last week.

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But it was really nice of Zoe to step in,

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it was very professional of her.

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-She's all right.

-Huh?

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Oh, I just thought that you were friends, or something.

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-You know, you seemed close.

-Oh, no. We were just rehearsing, but...

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Let's go again! But, Ryan, more intensity in the eyes.

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OMD!

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It's officially offish - he's not into Zoe!

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Which doesn't matter cos, you know, even if he was, it would be fine.

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I would be happy for them,

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but the important thing to remember is that he's not.

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SHE SQUEALS

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Something tells me Mimi's mind isn't on the case.

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This is no time for romance. Nothing is going to get in my way.

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I am solving this case.

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Hey, it's Shari, and this is the stakeout.

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We know The Nameless One has their eye on this rehearsal,

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but I am keeping a lookout for them.

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Oh! Someone's coming.

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Well.... It's Benedict. Suppose he has to be here.

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Keep playing Candy Flash, or whatever it is you're doing.

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-I'll handle the rehearsal.

-Um, FYI,

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I am fully committed to directing this play,

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-but I'm equally committed to finding The Nameless One.

-Good.

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You should be...committed.

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Can you catch a troll and direct a play at the same time,

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I hear you ask. Yes. Yes, I can.

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How? Because I'm a total boss at multitasking.

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I'll give you a standing ovation if you succeed at uni-tasking.

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Oh... Yeah! Well...

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I've got nothing.

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Let's scan the perimeter for suspects.

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OK, so Meems and Ryan are in the play,

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so they have a reason to be here.

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A-ha! Someone's behind there!

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Oh. Zoe. Well, she's rehearsing too.

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There is nothing wrong with the way I'm standing, Benny.

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It's Benedict, and yes, there's everything wrong with it.

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The character is called "Nervous Girl"

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-not "Wannabe-Cheryl-Cole Girl".

-OK.

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First of all, it's Cheryl Fernandez-Versini,

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and second of all, who are you calling a wannabe?

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Babe, I'm an actual alpha female.

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Don't call me babe, and don't call me Benny.

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It's Benedict. Benedict.

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OK, OK! Co-director stepping in.

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Zoe, look, I know Benedict's direction doesn't really make sense.

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I mean, what's he like, right?

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Why is she talking to me?

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Eh... Well, I'm the co-director, in case anyone forgot.

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Everyone did forget, because you've done nothing for this play.

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Hey, I'm doing a lot more than people think!

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If you opened your eyes, you'd see I'm trying to

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save the play, because once I catch The Nameless One, AKA The Troll...

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Again with The Troll, that's all you care about.

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-You're a broken record, Sharon.

-Oh, yeah?

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Well I'd rather be a broken record than a...stupid record.

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Nice comeback.

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Oh, well, I'm sorry it wasn't witty enough for you, Dick Whittington!

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Magnificent! Such energy!

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Right. Can we please get on with the rehearsal?

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The script is actually something good, since I rewrote your rewrite.

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-Let's go again, but this time, Ryan, more intensity in the eyes.

-OK.

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Oh, but, also, if you could just tone it down at the start,

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because we really want the emotion to blossom.

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-All right.

-Please proceed.

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"My love! I thought you'd never return."

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"I was certain I'd perish,

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"but I had to come back to ask - why am I such a loser?"

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"Because, you're a massive idiot, as is everyone in the showcase."

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-Is that right?!

-These aren't my lines!

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You re-rewrote my play!

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Oh, come on! Wake up and smell the troll, Benny! It's The Nameless One.

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-I told you I was staking out the rehearsal!

-Well, nice job,

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because they've sabotaged us AGAIN.

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They must have been in here to swap the script.

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It's happened!

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Just like Shari predicted - The Nameless One has struck!

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Striked!

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Stricken! Ohh... No, it's struck.

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You did this, didn't you? You think this is funny.

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-Oh, get really, Benny. I didn't do it.

-It's Benedict,

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and you went to my locker to get the script.

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-You were the only person with access.

-Your locker was open

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when I got there. There scripts were already here.

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Then who brought them in?

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Whoever it was must be The Nameless One!

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-I am sick of this nameless geezer!

-Don't let them get to you.

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-They're just a bully.

-Yeah, but I hate, you know...bullies, and that.

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I hate bullies too.

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So much hate for bullies! I know what it's like to be picked on.

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When I was in primary school, kids used to call me "Cryin' Ryan",

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cos... Well, cos I cried one time.

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And it rhymes!

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Bullies love rhymes.

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But we're fighting back! I'm doing this Take Back Dixi song with Isla.

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-It's our anti-trolling and anti-bullying song.

-Cool.

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We do have something in common!

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And he thinks our Take Back Dixi song is cool!

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Hey, Meems, look - a camera, watching us.

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Yeah, that's mine.

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I set it up to film behind the scenes while I was helping

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Ms Malik upload stuff to the Showcase Dixi page.

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Hope I'm not too late to get an exclusive interview with Zoe.

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OMD! I know what exclusive you're really after, Perry.

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You set up your phone to film the carnage

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because you're The Nameless One!

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It's got to be Perry!

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This whole behind-the-scenes stuff he's been filming

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is the perfect cover.

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Now we just have to catch him.

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Got it?

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Hey, it's Shari, and this is spying on Perry to catch him mid-troll.

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-WHISPERS:

-Target is in sight.

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-WHISPERS:

-You know, he's actually quite far away from us,

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so we probably don't have to whisper.

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OK, fine, if you want to ruin the atmosphere, we can talk normally.

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But the point is we are spying on our target,

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like the kids from MI High.

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Ooh. Or Harriet The Spy.

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When we leave school, we should set up a private detective agency.

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Hey, Campbell and Doyle...

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-That should be the name of the agency!

-Forgetting something?

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Your suspect's getting away.

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OK. Just keep it stealthy.

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-Hey, Shari!

-Oh! Shhh!

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We were just saying hello.

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Sorry, we're meant to be special ops right now. You know - stealthy.

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Are you troll hunting?

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We would help but we're just finishing off our music video.

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You know, for Shari and Sofi-Jade's campaign? Take Back Dixi!

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-Oh, the angry mob campaign.

-Guys, he's on the move! Come on!

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-Bye, then! Good luck!

-TAMBOURINE RATTLES

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SPY MUSIC PLAYS

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How you doing, man?

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I think my leg's gone to sleep.

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This never happens in Spy Kids. Come on, Perry, do something!

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Hey, guys, check it out.

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Nice work, partner, these are great!

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It was your great idea. I'm just taking things to the next level.

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1. Writing's on the wall And my heart's on my sleeve

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1. Taking back Dixi, You've just got to believe. #

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I'm going to make another set with online safety tips

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so that what happened to Eve doesn't happen again.

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Er, that had nothing to do with me.

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I can't even get the fake page taken down cos the admins say that

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I have approved I'm me.

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Someone's using my face on Dixi

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and telling the whole world I'm patronising.

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-And they misspelled patronising.

-I know.

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Look, that fake page won't be up for long.

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We've been following Perry all day, and once we catch him out,

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this whole thing will be over.

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-You're spying on Perry?

-Well, yeah.

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What did you think we were doing?

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So...where is he?

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Well, where did he go? We've lost Perry!

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-Looking for me?

-A-ha! Yeah! We've got you!

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Sure have. Are you guys following me?

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-Shari, what's going on?

-We know you're The Nameless One, OK.

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-Enough of the act, it's over!

-You think...

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-What?!

-Well, it must be you, you follow people round with your phone.

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-So do you!

-Er, mine's for investigative reasons.

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Mine's for showcase reasons, the official behind the scenes.

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Making of?

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-I thought you guys enjoyed my interviews.

-Guys, wait.

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Check your phones.

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-DISGUISED VOICE:

-I've seen your campaign, losers.

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You can't shame The Nameless.

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You can't fight a shadow.

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So, keep on checking Dixi for more of my work,

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cos none of you can stop me.

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That is creepy.

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-They were right behind me!

-OMD!

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Perry, I'm so sorry, I got it wrong!

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This means The Nameless One is still out there.

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And by the looks of things...we've made them pretty mad.

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Hi, you're watching Perry Presents "Backstage Pass",

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giving you a sneak peek at the creative art showcase.

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I'll take you behind the scenes

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as our unbelievably talented performers

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bring their weird...and wonderful vision to the stage.

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There's no shortage of skill, here. Let's look around!

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-How are YOU feeling?

-I'm really nervous.

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Meet the stars of tomorrow!

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And the people who make the magic happen backstage.

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Watch the creative process from the inside.

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I expect him to enter stage left!

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We will pump you up with poetry.

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1. There's no bad times If you turn them into good rhymes. #

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And fill your ears with music.

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1. And do it like you mean it Oh, yeah

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1. Oh, yeah. #

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Don't forget, the sensational selfie exhibition.

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As you join us

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for the creative showcase

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and see our team live their dream. Don't miss it.

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1. Oh, yeah

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1. Oh, yeah. #