Character Quiz

**Which The Plague Appalled character are you?**, or **The Plague Appalled Party Quiz**, is an official uQuiz made by Scarletta Agni that categorizes quiz takers into one of eight main characters from The Plague Appalled.

## Questions

Q1. You wake up in the morning. What is the first thing you do?

Q2. You are offered a drink. What do you take?

Q3. You are offered coffee. How do you take it?

Q4. An attractive and very amiable person softly places their hand on yours, then look you in the eyes. What is your response?

Q5. Pick a Moomins character.

Q6. Pick a favorite flower.

Q7. Choose a favorite lyric.

Q8. Where does your heart lie?

## Public Results

### MAIN CHARACTER

*Congratulations, you're the main character! ... Oh, wait... that's not quite good, given this is an apocalyptic text game.*

*You're quite anxious, soft-spoken, and like to focus on the little things. Intimacy is scary and that's valid. You hardly understand what's going on but it's not your fault half the time. You may not know most things, but you're damn good at what you do know. You are a gentle soul and you should achieve your dreams no matter what gets in the way. You value your close relationships and attempt to foster positive acquaintances with people you don't even know. You are easily misled and deceived since you rely on others to have your back but you will always seek to right your wrongs.*

*You don't want to bother others with any of your problems, so you keep your deepest, darkest issues behind doors or with a precious few chosen confidants. You feel these issues are far too intense for others to handle and it gets you down because you hate dishonesty. You're always complimenting others, half to be genuinely nice, and half because your standards and own personal self-esteem are low. Everyone is beautiful when you can't stand to look at your own face in the morning.*

*That, or you wanted to pick all the joke “I don't know” answers just to see what would happen.*

### DOCTOR V

*You got the only deuteragonist whose life isn't a mess! Don't worry, it doesn't mean you aren't messy.*

*You are the responsible mom friend of the group. Alternatively, you go to great lengths and take risks for the sake of your friends, like a hardcore mama bear. If someone is quiet for too long, you will speak up first to check in on them or to make them comfortable. You're sweet as pie and have invested a lot into your compassion for others.*

*However, you feel like it is an obligation. Not to say you don't genuinely care, but you might sacrifice your greater needs for smaller ones of your friends. You are likely an eldest or only daughter. Sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees and that can hurt your friends badly. You keep your own problems to yourself so you can remain available for your friends' sake.*

### DOCTOR WHOOSIS

*You're lovely, but you're broken. Not because of your neurodivergent tendencies like the narrow-minded might believe, but from a great sorrow in your life that you cannot seem to shake off no matter how you try.*

*You are a fragile soul, who floats where it's taken, and you have been left on a draftless floor for some time. You can't pick yourself up by your bootstraps, so you hide from your problems, responsibilities, and obligations while believing they will not come to you. Luckily, people who truly care come to you as well. You have loved once and never will again. And that's okay.*

*You probably love your mom a lot. You avoid crowds but you love carnivals, fairs, and movies. Your free time is spent mostly reading or napping.*

### DOCTOR BURKE

*You are insufferable. A reactionary little hedonist who presses others' buttons for your amusement...*

*That, or you're a perfectly alright class clown type of person. Or a chaotic neutral gremlin. Sorry, Burke is just terrible, a neutral evil if you will, a minor antagonist by all means, but as long as you're not a weaselly little snot like him, then you're alright in my book.*

*Burke would watch South Park if it existed during his lifetime. He will say anything to get a rise out of people, and won't stop if you refuse to give him it. He will gladly play Devil's Advocate just to bother somebody. However, his desire to be contradictory and defiant makes him susceptible to reverse-psychology, or not heeding good advice and ending up hurt. Burke is so desensitized to his job and death, he will only show a good side if his very existence (and not his life) was in danger.*

### DOCTOR TUCKET

*You're a thot. I'm sorry, that's just how she is. Feel free to take this quiz again. No one deserves to be her. I included her only because she is an important character.*

*For how... she is, she does have common tastes and that does not reflect on you. She IS persistent and meticulous, and always plans ahead. Even when suddenly giving into impulse, she puts in the work afterwards to prevent future trouble. She also loves to invade personal spaces and likes petting people. Tucket achieves teen movie queen-bee levels of social manipulation to keep her enemies quiet and coerce her "friends" closer. When absolutely cornered, she will gladly take a fall if she can take someone else down with her.*

### DOCTOR EDEN

*You're a man of few words, but whose eyes hold a thousand more. You're well-read, very cultured, and wise. Your quiet empathy can torture you. You like a certain amount of company when you're not cozying up alone in a massive room. Sometimes you just want to stare into someone's eyes and see them bare their soul for you. There's a good chance you're gay.*

*And you don't smile enough.*

### “THE LORD”

*Shhh. He hasn't officially debuted yet.*

*You try very hard to be what others want you to be, and maybe you have convinced yourself that this is truly how you are. But deep down, you are unconvinced. I'm sorry to hear about your parent(s).*

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## Trivia

* The lyrics in Question 7 are respectively from Pop Goes the Weasel, Ring Around the Rosie, The Spider and the Fly by Mary Howitt, Feed the Birds from *Mary Poppins*, Gloomy Sunday by Rezső Seress and László Jávor, The Juniper Tree from the Brothers Grimm, and The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe.
* The quiz is usually shared with two disclaimers. One, that results may read like an emotional gut punch of relatability; two, that you may get a horrible person as a result and to feel free to take the quiz again.
* There are two way to get Main Character as a result- a genuine answer that flags him, or by choosing the “I don't know” answer present under all questions (even if nonapplicable). This is intended as an easter egg for cheeky quiz takers.
* The background image is of a (presumably) headless Main Character suspended in midair.
* There is a hidden result. Out of 52 quiz takers, so far only 4 have gotten it.