The ESB Crew Visits Bikini Bottom Part 2: Meeting.../Transcript

**PREVIOUSLY...**

**CoopK** : Let’s go to Bikini Bottom! Now get in the submarine!

**Krusty**, **Pen**, **Bigtimersh**, **League**, **Squiddy**, and **Persondudes** : Ok

**Dyaboy** : They Never Figure Out Plan! NEVER!

**NOW…**

**Pen** : Did anyone hear something?

**Everyone**: No

**Pen** : Huh, Must’ve been me…

**Squiddy** : So, Coop, how much did this WHOLE trip cost?

**CoopK** : Oh, About $930,000,000—

**Squiddy** : Oh.

**CoopK** : and $5.

**Squiddy** : 5 DOLLARS?!

**CoopK** : Yup

**Persondudes** (\*Over Speaker\*): Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, This is your captain, Persondudes, speaking. Thank you for choosing PersonTours. Our destination is the beautiful underwater city of Bikini Bottom. We’ll get there in about 3 hours.

**League** : 3 Hours?! With no cell service?! How am I ever gonna make my tier lists?!

(Meanwhile in the Luggage Compartment...)

**Dyaboy** :(\*Pulls out a small remote with a big red button and presses it)

(The box becomes a human-sized robot)

**SpongeTron** : Hello, Master Dyaboy, I am SpongeTron, your personal servant for any of your needs!

**Dyaboy** : So, My invention does work! I’m smarter than I thought. My plan is going swell.

**Dyaboy** and **SpongeTron** : (\*Laugh Evilly!\*)

**Dyaboy** : Now turn back into a remote.

**SpongeTron** : Yes, Master.

(3 Hours Later…)

**Persondudes** (\*Over Speaker\*): Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, We are reaching our destination. Please get up from your seats and put on some conveniently sized swimwear located on your right and exit on the sub in a careful manner. Thank you for choosing PersonTours and have a pleasant visit to Bikini Bottom.

(Everyone puts on the swimwear and Leaves the boat…)

**Pen** : Bye, Persondudes!

**Persondudes** : Pen, Wait!

**Pen** : What’s Up?

**Persondudes** : Is there any chance i could go with you and your friends?

**Pen** : Uhhhhh, Sure?

**Persondudes** : Oh, Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! I Love You!

**Pen** : Okay? Wait, What did you say?

**Persondudes** : Nothing…

**Persondudes** : (\*Parks the Sub\*)

(Outside...)

**Bigtimersh** : Wow, Bikini Bottom… It’s beautiful.

**Krusty** : You can say that again…

**Bigtimersh** : Wow, Bikini Bottom….It’s beautiful.

**Krusty** : You Can Sa-

**Squiddy** : Wait, Aren’t the waters of Bikini Atoll radioactive?

**Everyone**: (\*Stares at Squiddy\*)

**Persondudes** : Oh, don’t worry, this swimwear is anti-radioactive.

**Squiddy** : Cool.

**League** : Hey, Look, another tour group! (\*Points at them!\*)

**BookFandumb** : Oh, Hey League!

**League** : Hey, Fandumb!

**Pen** : Wait, Is that… @TwoBrainsAreBetterThanOne

**TwoBrains (Doc)** : Pen!

**Pen** : TwoBrains! Buddy!

**Krusty** : Wow, Everyone’s friends also took a tour here. If only Cmcg-

**Cmc**: Hey, Krusty!

**Krusty** : Ok, This has to be a dream!

**Persondudes** : (\*Clears Throat\*) Shall we get Moving?

**League** : Wait, lemme ask something! Fandumb!

**Book** : Yeah?

**League** : Can your group join our group?

**Book** : Sure!

**League** : Ok, We’re good!

**Persondudes** : Okay, Let’s go now!

**CoopK** : So, if you look on the right, you’ll miss everything on your left!

(Meanwhile in the Luggage Compartment…)

**Dyaboy** : Sounds like they're gone! Time to make my escape! (\*Leaves the Luggage Compartment and finds some left over swimwear and gives SpongeTron some swimwear\*)

**Dyaboy** :Time for Phase 2: Find him!

**SpongeTron** : Who’s him?

**Dyaboy** : Sheldon J. Plankton, Bikini Bottom’s Evil Genius.

**SpongeTron** : Ahh.

**Dyaboy** : Let’s move. (\*Dyaboy and SpongeTron Leave the Sub\*)

(Meanwhile with the Tour Group…)

**Cmc** : Is anyone hungry?

**Pen** : Yeah, I kinda Am..

**Doc** : Same.

**Squiddy** : Me too.

**Persondudes** : Me Three!

**CoopK** : I know a great place! They have the BEST Patties, wanna go?

**Everyone**: YES!

**CoopK** : Okay

(On their way there…)

**Bigtimersh** : Are we almost there?

**CoopK** : Yeah, We just have to pass this creepy cemetery…

**Bigtimersh** : Oh.

**Pen** : Hey, Do any one of you see a green-ish glow rising from the ground?

**Bigtimersh** : Now that you mention it, yeah…

(A Green Ghost Rise from The Ground)

**Everyone**: (\*Scream!\*)

**Pen** : O my gosh! It’s him!

**Krusty** : Who’s that?!

**Green Ghost**: I’m THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!

**Everyone**: (\*Scream Again!\*)

**Pen** (\*thinking\*): I want his autograph…

**To Be Continued…**

*Dedicated to* League2004...