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Dynamite Song Contest 2

**Cyprus**

 **Faroe Islands**

 **Kazakhstan**

 **Kosovo**

 **Moldova**

 **North Macedonia**

 **United States**

**The Dynamite Song Contest 2** is the second edition of the Dynamite Song Contest. The contest was organized by Belarus and took place in the city of Minsk,  Belarus after Platon & Joolay won in Riga with their song "Taking Me Higher". 46 countries countries took part in this edition, and 6 countries which had the best results the previous edition are directly qualified to the Grand Final :  Belarus,  Albania,  Czech Republic,  Sweden,  Slovenia and  Italy. The 40 others countries were split into 2 semi finals in which only 10 countries in each semi-final could qualify for the grand final.

To see the previous edition, click here. To see the next edition, click here.

## Host Informations

### **Belarus**

**Belarus**, officially the **Republic of Belarus**, formerly known by its Russian name **Byelorussia** or **Belorussia**, is a landlocked country in Eastern Europe bordered by Russia to the northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. Its capital and most populous city is Minsk. Over 40% of its 207,600 square kilometres (80,200 sq mi) is forested. Its major economic sectors are service industries and manufacturing.

### **Minsk**

**Minsk** is the capital and largest city of Belarus, situated on the Svislač and the Nyamiha Rivers. As the national capital, Minsk has a special administrative status in Belarus and is the administrative centre of Minsk Region (voblasć) and Minsk District (rajon). The population in January 2018 was 1,982,444,[1] (not including suburbs) making Minsk the 11th most populous city in Europe.

## Participants and Results

### **Semi Final 1**

 Albania,  Italy and  Slovenia have to vote in this semi final.

### **Semi Final 2**

 Belarus,  Czech Republic and  Sweden have to vote in this semi final.
Dynamite Song Contest 11

**Chile**

 **Colombia**

 **Mexico**

 **Slovakia**

**The Dynamite Song Contest 11** is the eleventh edition of the Dynamite Song Contest. The contest was organized by Switzerland and took place in the city of Geneva,  Switzerland after Ana Whiterose won in Valencia with her song "Ying Yang". 50 countries countries took part in this edition and 6 countries which had the best results the previous edition were directly qualified to the Grand Final :  Switzerland,  Italy,  Armenia,  North Macedonia,  Ukraine and  Romania . The 44 others countries were split into 2 semi finals in which only 10 countries in each semi-final could qualify for the grand final.

To see the previous edition, click here. To see the next edition, click here.

## Host Informations

### **Switzerland**

**Switzerland**, officially the **Swiss Confederation**, is a country situated at the confluence of Western, Central, and Southern Europe. It is a federal republic composed of 26 cantons, with federal authorities based in Bern. Switzerland is a landlocked country bordered by Italy to the south, France to the west, Germany to the north, and Austria and Liechtenstein to the east. It is geographically divided among the Swiss Plateau, the Alps, and the Jura, spanning a total area of 41,285 km2 (15,940 sq mi), and land area of 39,997 km2 (15,443 sq mi). While the Alps occupy the greater part of the territory, the Swiss population of approximately 8.5 million is concentrated mostly on the plateau, where the largest cities and economic centres are located, among them Zürich, Geneva and Basel. These cities are home to several offices of international organisations such as the headquarters of FIFA, the UN's second-largest Office, and the main building of the Bank for International Settlements. The main international airports of Switzerland are also located in these cities.

### **Geneva**

**Geneva** (French: *Genève* ; Francoprovençal: *Genèva* ; German: *Genf* ; Italian: *Ginevra* ; Romansh: *Genevra*) is the second-most populous city in Switzerland (after Zürich) and the most populous city of Romandy, the French-speaking part of Switzerland. Situated where the Rhône exits Lake Geneva, it is the capital of the Republic and Canton of Geneva. The municipality (*ville de Genève*) has a population (as of December 2019) of 203,951, and the canton (essentially the city and its inner-ring suburbs) has 504,128 residents. In 2014, the compact *agglomération du Grand Genève* had 946,000 inhabitants in 212 communities in both Switzerland and France. Within Swiss territory, the commuter area named "*Métropole lémanique*" contains a population of 1.26 million. This area is essentially spread east from Geneva towards the Riviera area (Vevey, Montreux) and north-east towards Yverdon-les-Bains, in the neighbouring canton of Vaud.

## Participants and Results

### **Semi Final 1**

 North Macedonia,  Switzerland and  Ukraine have to vote in this semi final.

### **Semi Final 2**

 Armenia,  Italy and  Romania have to vote in this semi final.
Dynamite Song Contest 1

**Australia**

 **Austria**

 **Belarus**

 **Belgium**

 **Bulgaria**

 **Croatia**

 **Czech Republic**

 **Denmark**

 **Estonia**

 **Finland**

 **France**

 **Germany**

 **Greece**

 **Hungary**

 **Iceland**

 **Ireland**

 **Israel**

 **Italy**

 **Latvia**

 **Lithuania**

 **Malta**

 **The Netherlands**

 **Norway**

 **Poland**

 **Portugal**

 **Romania**

 **Russia**

 **Serbia**

 **Slovenia**

 **Spain**

 **Sweden**

 **Switzerland**

 **Turkey**

 **Ukraine**

 **United Kingdom**

**The Dynamite Song Contest 1** is the first edition of the Dynamite Song Contest. The contest was organized by Latvia and took place in the city of Riga,  Latvia. 37 countries took part in this edition, and 6 countries were directly qualified to the Grand Final :  Bulgaria,  Estonia,  France,  Latvia,  Norway and  Poland. The 31 others countries were split into 2 semi finals in which only 10 countries in each semi-final could qualify for the grand final.

To see the next edition, click here.

## Host Informations

### **Latvia**

**Latvia,** officially the **Republic of Latvia**, is a country in the Baltic region of Northern Europe. Since its independence, Latvia has been referred to as one of the Baltic states.

It is bordered by Estonia to the north, Lithuania to the south, Russia to the east, and Belarus to the southeast, and shares a maritime border with Sweden to the west. Latvia has 1,957,200 inhabitants and a territory of 64,589 km2 (24,938 sq mi). The country has a temperate seasonal climate.

### **Riga**

**Riga** is the capital, the largest and primate city of Latvia. With 632,614 inhabitants (2019), it is also the largest city in the three Baltic states, home to one third of Latvia's population and one tenth of the three Baltic states' combined population. The city lies on the Gulf of Riga, at the mouth of the Daugava river. Riga's territory covers 307.17 km2 (118.60 sq mi) and lies 1–10 m (3 ft 3 in–32 ft 10 in) above sea level, on a flat and sandy plain.

## Participants and Results

### **Semi Final 1**

 Bulgaria,  Estonia and  France have to vote in this semi final.

### **Semi Final 2**

 Latvia,  Norway and  Poland have to vote in this semi final.
Mr Ping

**Mr Ping** is a Chinese The Muppets 2 midfielder. Famous for his noodles and being the communist leader of China.

## Attributes

### Communism

Mr Ping often share the ball by passing because of his communist beliefs. Although his position of communist leader of China has made him easily exploited by filthy capitalist teammates. His ideology also makes him take credit for other's goals.

## History

### The Muppets 2

Mr Ping was scouted by Fortnite Thanos after the departure of Napoleon. Ping became one of the best players in the team and was even included in the TM2 Team of the Year.

## Quotes

"It's OUR goal"

"Filthy capitalist"

"Communism is the superior ideology"

"My son could kick your ass"

## Accomplishments

### Team of the year

Mr Ping was included in the TM2 Team of the Year 2019 as a goalkeeper.
Alan

**Alan** is a Scottish/Swedish The Muppets 2 striker.

## History

### **Two games**

Alan made his debut in stunning fashion when he scored multiple goals and won the game earning the man of the match in the process. The magic sadly went away on the game that mattered. Although Alan received the man of the match he left the club because of a request by Zlatalex Iblahimovic V.1.
Lil Pampa

Berlin United 2 player

**Gazzy Garcia** (born August 17, 2000), known professionally as **Lil Pampa**, is an American footballer and songwriter. He is known for his hyperactive public persona, where he is often portrayed taking drugs, particularly marijuana,[8] lean[9] and Xanax;[10] he is commonly seen on social media engaging in unwise behavior.[11][12] He is also known for shouting his catchphrase "Esskeetit" (a shortened version of "Let's get it"). Garcia was named as one of the 30 Under 30 by *Forbes* in 2019.[13]

### Legal issues

Lil Pampa's mugshot after being arrested for disorderly conduct in December 2018

On February 15, 2018, Garcia was arrested for discharging a weapon in an inhabited place.[56] According to his manager, three men attempted to break into his home in San Fernando Valley at around 4 pm before shooting into the door. Police found the bullet may have come from inside the home, coming back later with a search warrant before finding an unloaded handgun below the balcony with ammunition elsewhere in the residence.[57] Garcia's mother was subsequently investigated for endangering a minor and having an unsecured firearm at the home.[58]

On August 29, 2018, Garcia was arrested for driving without a license in Miami.[59][60] On September 3 he announced that he would be going to jail for 'a few months' for a parole violation stemming from the arrest.[61] However, he appeared on the live American television show *Saturday Night Live* on September 29.[62] Garcia's manager told *Billboard* in October 2018 that the rapper had served a prison sentence, but did not give any further details.[63]

On December 4, 2018, Garcia was arrested by Danish police after a performance in Vega, Copenhagen for possessing marijuana, Garcia was fined $700–800.[64] He later live streamed himself flipping his middle finger at a police officer while being detained. He was subsequently banned from entering the country for two years.[65][66]

On December 13, 2018, Garcia was arrested at a Miami airport for disorderly conduct as he was about to take off on a flight; security wanted to search Garcia's luggage for cannabis but Garcia insisted he did not have any. While no drugs were found, during the encounter with police Garcia became angry and began arguing loudly with the security employees. He was subsequently taken into custody.[67]

And can not play in Bu2 atm
Berlin United 2 Wiki

**Welcome to the Berlin United 2 Wiki!**
**This is the official Berlin United 2 wiki with all the information about Berlin United 2 and The Muppets 2**

> * The BU2 Hoodies
> * Lil PampaGo to Lil Pampa
> * Donald TrumpGo to Donald Trump
> * ZlatalexGo to Zlatalex Iblahimovic V.1
> * Severus SnapeGo to Severus Snape
> * Aragorn ElessarGo to Aragorn Elessar
> * Fortnite ThanosGo to Fortnite Thanos
> * Berlin United 2Go to Berlin United 2
> * The Muppets 2Go to The Muppets 2
> * Celebration
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Pablo

**Pablo** is a Mexican Berlin United 2 midfielder and is related to the Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar.

## Attributes

### Drugs

Pablo uses his drugs to help his teammates. In every match, in the 75th minute, he pulls out freshly made drugs. The rush of the drugs makes the team regain stamina so the fight can continue.

### Yellow card

Due to Pablo being a Mexican, he's treated unfairly by the referee. This always results in a yellow card.

## Quotes

"Mi casa, es tú casa"

"You get drugs. You get drugs. Everybody gets drugs!"

"Hola"

"You want to have a good time?"

## Accomplishments

### Records

Most yellow cards by one player, 42.

Fastest yellow card, 26 seconds.
John Cena

John Cena, also known as JOHN CEEEENA, is a former WWE wrestler, who pressude his dream of becoming a The Muppets 2 striker.

## Attributes

### Invisibility

No one can see this man. Defenders are baffled when the ball suddenly goes into the net. The only, currently known, method to see John is to put on JohnCenaGlasses™, which has recently been selling like a "God church".

### Strength

Since the day John Cena was little, he's been training non-stop to become a Berlin United 2 player and has therefore incredible strength that destroys defenders.

### Never Give Up

John Cena's moto has always been "Never give up", which was referring to his dream to join Berlin United 2. When John Cena starts to run he never stops until the ball is in the net.

### John Cena Theme Song

The power in John Cena's rap from his iconic Theme Song increases either one of the playing team's power which usually results in a goal. He is often condemned for this by his teammates when it has an negative outcome for the team.

## History

### The Muppets 2

As an 198 cm, 113 kg American, John Cena usually towers over the defenders which made him an excellent addition to the club. Although starting as a right winger

### Berlin United 2

After his success at The Muppets 2, John found himself in Berlin United 2 with the return of Ninja as the senior player. John finally got to live out his dream as Berlin United 2 avoided relegation and was promoted to Division 1 with the help of Johnny Sins, Obi Wan Kenobi, Terry and Ninja. Berlin United 2 had made it back on top which meant the return of the legends. The celebration wouldn't last long for John Cena as he was sent of in the final match before winning the title and he never got to play in Division 1 as his The Muppets 2 trainer, Fortnite Thanos, returned for Division 1.

## Quotes

"And his name is JOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEENA!"

"U can't see me!"

"DU DURU DUUUU, DU DURU DUUUU!"

## Accomplishments

### Trophy

John Cena won the Division 2 title (Berlin United 2), the Division 3 title (The Muppets 2) and the Division 4 title (The Muppets 2).

### Records

Pope Francis, a holy striker, long held the record for best debut in The Muppets 2, with 3 goals, until John Cena finally shattered it with an incredible 4 goals.
Donald Trump

**Donald J. Trump** is the richest Berlin United 2 midfielder and the current president of the United States.

## Attributes

### The art of the deal

Buisniess is Donald Trump's second language and he's been known to bargin with Fortnite Thanos, Aragorn Elessar and Severus Snape to become a beter player.

### The wall

Donald can be the wall of the midfield with no one getting around him, which is exceptionally effective against Mexicans.

## History

### The start

Donald Trump joined Berlin United on the DATE and quickly became established in the club as an first team central midfielder.

## Quotes

"I will make Berlin United 2 great again"

"I am the greatest Berlin United 2 player, trust me"

"I'm going to build a wall, and the opposition team will pay for it"

"Grab 'em by the ball"

## Accomplishments

### Presidency

Donald became the president elect in 2016 and in 2017, the president of the United States of America. After his stay in Berlin United 2 his popularity has been rising to never seen before numbers. With his popularity at an all time high he'll surely win the 2020 presidential election.
Fortnite Thanos

Fortnite Thanos is a Titanian/North Korean striker in Berlin United 2 and the trainer of its second team, The Muppets 2.

## Attributes

### **Speed**

He has incredible speed, traveling faster than the speed of light.

### **Bald**

Fortnite Thanos has great hair that doesn't get in the way. This helps the striker to score more headers than anyone else.

### **Infinity Stones**

Thanos uses all of the infinity stones to break defenses.

### **Ego**

Fortnite Thanos rarely passes the ball to teammate, finding them unreliable and unhelpful. He therefore often prefers to shoot even from difficult angles and far away.

## History

### **Before Berlin United 2**

In his youth Fortnite Thanos witnessing the destruction of his home planet, Titan, he went on a long quest to find the infinity stones in a universe that needed correction. After defeating the superheroes such as Spiderman, Iron Man, Thor and Karen, Fortnite Thanos hid in North Korea where he became good friends with Kim Jong Un.

## Quotes

"You should have gone for the head"

"I am inevitable"

"Reality is often disappointing"

"Reality can be whatever I want"

"This does put a smile on my face"

"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"

"You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Straight back to me"

## Accomplishments

### **Club**

Fortnite Thanos has won about everything in Berlin United 2 and The Muppets 2, league and cups. It's also romoured that he couold win the Ballon d'Or 2019 award, previously won by Aragorn.

### **Records**

Most goals in one game, 6.

Most goals in Berlin United 2, 367.

Most man of the matchs, 80.

### **Country**

Fortnite Thanos plays for North Korea with fellow Berlin United 2 player Kim Jong Un and finished 3rd place at the World Cup 2018 beating Snape's England 4-3. The Titanian scored twice including the 94th minute winning goal. Fortnite Thanos became the tournaments top scorer with 7 goals.
Amy Diamond

**Amy Diamond** is the first Berlin United 2 female player. The Swedish singer from Melodifestivalen got her shot on becoming a legend, and just like in the game she missed the goal.

## Attributes

### Voice

Her voice makes defenders scream in anguish.

### Trash

Can paralyze defender and teammate by pure gameplay.

## History

She joined Berlin United 2 during a period of uncertainty. When the club desperately needed points and would do anything in accomplishing that goal. Despite being mistaken for a man, she finally got her debut alongside players like Darth Vader, Snape and Terry.

## Quotes

"I'm a woman"

"I can sing"
Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein is a Berlin United 2 central defensive midfielder, CDM, from Germany.

## Attributes

### Physics

With his incredible knowledge of physics Albert Einstein can predict the ball's movment which gives him an edge on the field.

## Accomplishments

### First CDM

Although Aragorn Elessar had been running all over the field before Einstein, he never became a CDM. This means that Albert Einstein is the very first in the club's history.
Bo Christianson

Bo Christian is a Texas comic book artist and writer. He has done previous work on titles Lucas Hahn: Sins of the Father published through Bright Ideas comics( as artist) and 12 Labors published through Stache Publishing (as writer and illustrator). He is currently working on two upcoming projects Hummingbird and Dahlia, partnering with DK Weber on book series. Prior to starting his career in comics Bo was a Structural Journeyman in the US Air Force.
Abdoun

Abdoun is a Berlin United 2 striker from Niger, who revolutionized the position in the club.

## Atributes

### No passing

Abdoun is known for missing a vital part of football, passing. The "X" button on his controller had been stolen in his youth which hade the player focus on his shooting.

## Accomplishments

### The striker position

Abdoun revolutionized the striker position into a more vital role by refusing to pass to his teammates and instead shoot himself, from sometimes impossible angles. Other strikers like Fortnite Thanos, Luigi and John Cena have praised Abdoun for his teachings.
Karen

**Karen** is a female The Muppets 2 right forward. The American manager seeker is on top of her game with a haircut that makes defender scream nervous.

## Attributes

### Manager

Karen can call for the manager whenever the game doesn't go her way.

### Criticism

She's immune to criticism from teammates about her hair, her attitude and her choice to shoot.

### God Mode

Karen can activate God Mode by saying the ancient words "Gode Mode activate" which gives her incredible football abilities.

## History

### Threat

Karen threatened The Muppets 2 to let her play a game in front of her kids. The club complied due to previous results, relegation to Division 3 and the fact that they didn't want to argue with Karen.

## Quotes

"Can I talk to the manager?"

"I'll take the kids"

"God Mode activate"

## Accomplishments

### The Muppets 2

Karen was a vital part of lifting The Muppets 2 back into Division 2 after the club didn't gain a single point in 6 matches.
Ninja

**Ninja** is a Berlin United 2 right winger that's famous for his Fortnite gameplay and blue hair.

## Attributes

### **Speed**

Ninja is one of the fastest player in Berlin United 2, only behind Fortnite Thanos.

### **Dribbling**

Dribbles in unnecessary situations, but sometimes goes on a streak which end with him shooting nowhere near the net.

## Quotes

*"What you say to me, you little shit?"*

*"Epic"*

*"Let's go"*
Mohammed Salad

**Mohammed Salad** is a Berlin United 2 striker from Egypt. He's the long lost brother of Mohammed Salah and is most remembered for his green afro.

## Attributes

### Salad

Mohammed is a salad and the meat eating defenders often avoid him completely.

## History

### Early life

Mohammed Salad was raised by vegans which made him into the person he is today. Even though the outside world later tried to cure him it was without any progress.

### Berlin United 2

In FIFA 20 Aragorn saw his below average performance and decided to go on vacation with fellow teammate Fortnite Thanos. Needing a replacement he turned to Salad.
Dynamite Song Contest 5

**The Dynamite Song Contest 5** is the fifth edition of the Dynamite Song Contest. The contest was organized by North Macedonia and took place in the city of Skopje,  North Macedonia after Aleksandra Janeva won in Amsterdam with her song "Kometa". 46 countries countries took part in this edition, and 6 countries which had the best results the previous edition are directly qualified to the Grand Final :  North Macedonia,  Ukraine,  Belarus,  United Kingdom,  Switzerland and  France. The 40 others countries were split into 2 semi finals in which only 10 countries in each semi-final could qualify for the grand final.

To see the previous edition, click here. To see the next edition, click here.

## Host Informations

### **North Macedonia**

**North Macedonia**, officially the **Republic of North Macedonia**, is a country in the Balkan Peninsula in Southeast Europe. It is one of the successor states of Yugoslavia, from which it declared independence in September 1991 under the name *Republic of Macedonia*. A landlocked country, North Macedonia has borders with Kosovo to the northwest, Serbia to the northeast, Bulgaria to the east, Greece to the south, and Albania to the west. It constitutes approximately the northern third of the larger geographical region of Macedonia, and is defined primarily by mountains, valleys, and rivers. The capital and largest city, Skopje, is home to roughly a quarter of the nation's 2.06 million inhabitants. The majority of the residents are ethnic Macedonians, a South Slavic people. Albanians form a significant minority at around 25%, followed by Turks, Romani, Serbs, Bosniaks, and Aromanians.

### **Skopje**

**Skopje** is the capital and largest city of North Macedonia. It is the country's political, cultural, economic, and academic centre. Skopje is located on the upper course of the Vardar River, and is located on a major north-south Balkan route between Belgrade and Athens. It is a center for metal-processing, chemical, timber, textile, leather, and printing industries. Industrial development of the city has been accompanied by development of the trade, logistics, and banking sectors, as well as an emphasis on the fields of transportation, culture and sport. According to the last official count from 2002, Skopje had a population of 506,926 inhabitants; according to official estimates, the city had a population of 544,086 inhabitants, as of 30 June 2015, meaning slightly more than a quarter of all North Macedonia's population lives in the city and its immediate surrounding area.

## Participants and Results

### **Semi Final 1**

 Belarus,  France and  Switzerland have to vote in this semi final.

### **Semi Final 2**

 North Macedonia,  Ukraine and  United Kingdom have to vote in this semi final.
Darth Vader

**Darth Vader,** also known as black Fortnite Thanos or black Anakin Skywalker,is a Berlin United 2 striker and a sith lord.

## Attributes

### Force

Darth Vader force chokes defenders and goalkeepers.

## History

### Berlin United 2

Darth Vader arrived during a difficult time as the club hadn't won a game in 3 games and with Fortnite Thanos on vaccation. The sith lord didn't dissapoint in his first game scoring a hattrick, but the match ended in defeat, 3-4. Only a few games later he was replaced by a returning Fortnite Thanos and hasn't play another game for the club.

## Quotes

*"I am your father"*

*"I'm black and will not get the sack"*

*"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"*

## Accomplishments

### Hattrick debut

Made a hattrick on his debut during a difficult period in Berlin United 2, replacing Fortnite Thanos.
Socrates

**Socrates** is a Greek The Muppets 2 player and philosopher who was famously poisoned Aragorn Elessar for criticizing the striker's hair.

## Attributes

### **Philosophy**

Makes him question all and therefore he isn't very popular.

## History

### **No right midfielder**

There were a shortage of right midfielder and TM2 made participate take an IQ-test in order to avoid another Ben Dover. Socrates got the highest score by answering every question with another question which proved effective. Although he didn't do as much of an impact in the club as Ancient Greece. Socrates is often forgotten because the club didn't write him down in the history books, but his pupils did which is why his files could still be found.

## Quotes

*"Why?"*

*"How?"*

*"What does 'I'm going to kill you' really mean?"*

## Accomplishments

### **Philosopher**

Pissed some people off, but gave wisdom to player like Ali-A, Fortnite Thanos and Fredbull.
Black Oblama

**Black Oblama** is a Berlin United 2 player famous for being black.

## History

### **After Presidency**

Oblama was born in Africa and became the 44th president of the United States. Black went unemployed in 2017 after serving 8 years in the Oval Office. The logical move was to have the more prestigious profession to be a Berlin United 2 player. Floda Relith, looking for more diversity to not raise suspicion, hired Oblama on the spot after seeing him run after the bus.

## Quotes

"I love memes"

"What is Obama's last name?"

"Peace out"

"N-word"

## Accomplishments

### **Club**

Oblama was the second black person in Berlin United 2.
Anakin Skywalker

**Anakin Skywalker,** also known as white Darth Vader,is a The Muppets 2  player from Tatoine.

## Attributes

### Overconfidence

Thinks he can win over Obi Wan Kenobi, whom is on the high ground.

## History

### Replacement

Anakin replaced the successful player Kenobi, but didn't find the success of his mentor. He quickly became hated in the club, especially by Aragorn, and had to leave the team after a unaminous vote. Anakin confronted his mentor shortly before being kicked out where he famously said "You've turned The Muppets 2 against me!" after which he was escorted out by Edward Blom.

## Quotes

*"I don't like sand"*

*"You underestimate my power"*

*"Now this is pod racing"*

*"You've turned The Muppets 2 against me!"*

## Accomplishments

### Biggest sand hater

He really hates sand, hasn't done anything else.
Kael McDonald

Kael McDonald is an independent artist and writer based in Oklahoma. His primary project is Vigilante 2890, a long-form science fantasy comic series examining heroism and leadership. Kael believes in the power of storytelling to affect the world at large, and with that in mind he seeks to create inclusive stories that inspire others to raise their creative voice and pursue kindness.

## Credits

Kael provided guest art for OPQA 7 and Tracy Queen volume 1.

## Links

* twitch.tv/kaelmcdonald
* patreon.com/kaelmcdonaldart
* twitter.com/kaelmcdonaldart
Beerminator

## History

Its is said that Beerminator was born in the Bavarian state owned brewery Weihenstephan. Which is the oldest brewery in the world

Beerminator began playing football at the age of 12. He won the Mr. football title at age 20 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia football player of the year contest seven times,

## Attributes

### Tactical master

He is a mastermind with he's tactics he know exalty

## Quotes

* "Halsa den sista, Baby"
* "Give me a beer"
* "Whooööouuuw"
* "I am a Bayernetic organism"
* "I need your beer, your scarf and your season ticket"
* "Get Down"
* "I'll be back, Högerback"
* "Forza Bajen"
* "Get to Umkleideraum"
Sonne

Sonne is a young artist stationed on Nørrebro in Copenhagen. He was born and raised on the beautiful island of Bornholm, in the middle of the baltic sea.
His childhood years have always revolved around artistic endeavors, and has stuck with him throughout his life until his adult life.

Working mainly with the subject of beautiful men, creating masculine yet aesthetically pleasing pictures is something Sonne excels at. With graphic backgrounds and saturated colors, he creates almost whimsical portraits of men.

## Credits

Sonne provided guest art for OPQA 6 and PACK 1.

## Links

* sonnearts.com
* instagram.com/sonne.art
Mr. Guy

Mr. Guy is a post apocalyptic zombie comedy comic that challenges expectations and breaks the boundaries of genre norms. The comic is written by Jayel Draco of Oneshi Press and illustrated by a vast variety of talented artists in a mindblowing collaboration that has been rarely seen before.

Mr. Guy is an ex-chicken wrestler, hedge painter and mech pilot amongst other things. When he gets bitten by a zombie, his whole world changes and he must adapt to become the reluctant hero that is needed to stop the zombie apocalypse.

Accompanied by Spooky, the ghost of the zombie who bit him who also sometimes lives in Mr. Guy's arm, Mr. Guy travels through insightful parody versions of popular zombie narratives to find a cure for his bite and perhaps even to save the world as he knows it.
PSY-Framegear Gamma

Name: PSY-Framegear Gamma

Attribute: LIGHT

Type: Psychic/Tuner/Effect

Level: 2

ATK/DEF: 1000/0

## Lore

Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned by a card effect. When your opponent activates a monster effect while you control no monsters (Quick Effect): You can Special Summon both this card from your hand and 1 "PSY-Frame Driver" from your hand, Deck, or GY, and if you do, negate that activation, and if you do that, destroy that monster. During the End Phase, banish the face-up monsters Special Summoned by this effect.
Tana Ford

#### Tana Ford is a comic book artist perhaps best known for her work on MARVEL’s Silk. She has also done work on The Amazing Spider-Man, Gwenpool, VenomVerse: Black Panther, New Warriors and Guardians of the Galaxy, She has also done work for WIRED Magazine, JEM and the HOLOGRAMS, and STAR TREK .

Tana currently lives in South Florida, she graduated from Simmons College in Boston, MA and was one of only five students to participate in the Sean Gordon Murphy Apprenticeship Program.

Tana’s creator-owned graphic novel series DUCK! won the Prism Comics Queer Press Grant in 2010, and the sequel DUCK! Second Chances was a finalist for the Lambda Literary Award. She is currently at work on the third and final volume, DUCK! Third Time is the Charm
Genghis Khan

**Genghis Khan** is an Mongolian Berlin United 2 midfielder that conquered the hearts of the fans and the field.

## Attributes

### **Conquer**

Genghis uses violence to conquer space and the ball.

## History

### **Death or player**

Genghis Khan meet with the Berlin United 2 captain Aragorn and was so impressed with the king's killing spree that he threatened to burn the stadium if he couldn't join the squad. Aragorn complied and made Genghis a central attacking midfielder.

### **The rise to Division 2**

Berlin United 2 was in a special situation never reaching Division 2. After Genghis Khan's debut, where he made 3 assists, the team finally started getting some momentum and eventually got promoted. Genghis left shortly after and Berlin United 2 later got promoted to Division 1.

## Quotes

*"Från östern ut på stäppen drog en väldig här mot Iran..."*

*"You're talking a lot of shit for someone within conquering range"*

*"Jag tar med mig pesten och festen"*

## Accomplishments

### **Club**

Genghis Khan played a vital role in the promotion of Berlin United 2 to Division 2.
Yukidogzombie

#### Contributor to OPQA 3Guest Art in PACK 1

Hello, my name is Rosetta McBride, also known as yukidogzombie. I am a traditional artist. The circus is amazing to me, so I do illustration artwork of clowns and animals.

## Credits

Rosetta provided guest art for PACK 1 and also contributed to OPQA 3.

## Links

* twitch.tv/yukidogzombie
* instagram.com/yukidogzombie
* redbubble.com/people/yukidogzombie
About Oneshi Press

Oneshi Press is an independent publishing company based in Missoula, Montana, focused on creating richly illustrated fantasy and sci-fi graphic novels, comics, and art books. Our mission is to explore dark corners, shatter taboos, emphasize progressive ideals, and immerse readers in fully realized worlds, while offering fair compensation to creators. Our vision is for collaboration over competition and we show this by publishing the work

   of other incredible creators right alongside ours!

We work with an extremely talented group of contributors and collaborators  that help us in our efforts to build vast and rich worlds for you to explore.

We let our audience in from the earliest stages of our creative process to the very last. We host a Twitch live-stream every Tuesday and Thursday evening, starting at 5:30pm MST. Watch our co-founder and illustrator, Jayel Draco , as he brings our creative projects to life, and chat with him as he works on one of our three current projects: PACK , Tracy Queen  and Children of Gaia !

We also run a Patreon campaign, where you can get even more involved. As a patron, you can get exclusive first looks at our work, commission Jayel to create custom artwork just for you during his Twitch stream, and see yourself in our books, interacting with our characters. There are tons of rewards for you to explore! When we say “come into our world,” we mean that literally.

Links:
- Website
- Store
- Patreon
- Twitter
- Youtube
- Discord
Benet Simon

**Benet Simon** is the editor and writer of *Tales of Astoundment*, a new ongoing comedy comics anthology from Markosia, who will soon be publishing Benet's comics *The Society of Smiles* and *​Disastronauts*. Benet’s strips are translated into Italian and published by facecomic.com, and have also been accepted into five other anthologies appearing in 2018.
Tangmo Cecchini

***"The only thing taking a risk is your canvas"***

Tangmo Cecchini is an illustrator that was born in Thailand and moved to the U.S. at the age of 5. Her artwork blurs the lines between the familiar, eerie, and whimsical. Underneath the beautiful imagery and detailed rendering, she seeks to haunt the human psyche and disturb an inner sense of peace. Aside from her art, she's quite friendly and loves her fluffy bunny.
Jsquared

Jsquared graduated from NAU with an AS in Graphic Design and a BS in Visual Communication. Ever since he was able to pick up a pencil, he was creating something - even at the expense of his crib walls. Concept Art has always been something he loves because he can take someone's idea and wrap a world around it.

## Credits

JSquared is the lead developer of "Children of Gaia: MineCOG". He also provided guest art for Oneshi Press Anthology 2 and Tracy Queen Volume 1. He also contributed to Oneshi Press Anthologies 4 & 5.
Aragorn Elessar

Berlin United 2 captain, trainer and legendary midfielder. A player famous for combining speed, aggression and stamina to always be within 10 meters of the ball.

## History

### **Early life**

Aragorn was born 18 000 years ago in Gondor in his early age of 3 months old, It's said when he started to find his interest to kill orcs with a normal guard sword he got as birth present from the chief guard. He called it by his own word "Worst fucking shitty ass motherfucking sword made from hell" Aragorn 18 000 years ago. He then figured out he needed a new one, So he then decided the only place he could find what he needed for the sword. Was to climb Mount Doom where he find the ore's and mineral's to craft his sword, He melted it by the heat of the lava and is said when i forged it a big thunderbolt came down.

This sword would get called Andúril and would get special powers like "StatTrack" "Death Of Sharpness" "Deadly Mending" and "Not Your Fucking Sword", To begin with the first is a spell that engrave the total kills the sword have. the Second one is so the sword also was will get sharpened every time it gets a kill. The third one is so every kill the sword get it will get stronger and repair itself, The last one is magic thing so if anyone apart from Aragorn touches the sword would get killed by the sword.

## Quotes

"Jag är omringad av idioter den ena dummare än den andra"

"Spring då era jävlar"

"Ska jag ta fram svärdet eller?"

## Accomplishments

### **Club**

Multiple trophies were won during Aragorn's time as a midfielder, striker and trainer. He has won the Bronze, Silver and Gold Leagues. In the cups he's won the EA Shield, EA Cup and the Continental Cup.

### **Ballon d'Or 2018**

Aragorn became the first Berlin United 2 player to receive a Ballon d'Or award in 2018 for the best individual performance of the year. His contribution in the midfield, combining speed, aggression and stamina to always be within 10 meters of the ball, helped Berlin United 2 to multiple promotions, titles and trophies.

### Records

 Longest distance traveled in one game
 Angriest player
 Most orcs slain in one minute

### **Tribute Video**

Berlin United 2's official YouTube channel uploaded a tribute video, with over 100 views, for the decorated midfielder as a thank you for all the incredible work he'd done for the club. The only player to receive one to this date.
Jayel Draco

Co-creator of Oneshi Press (Co-creator/writer of Children of Gaia, illustrator/designer & co-creator of Children of Gaia: The Great Nations of Rendaraia, Tracy Queen, and PACK), Jayel Draco is a multi-disciplinary visual artist who graduated from the School of Visual Arts in Manhattan in 2003 with a BFA in Illustration.

For over a decade he has done freelance work as an art director, illustrator, animator, graphic designer, VFX technician, and web designer on a variety of multimedia projects. His animation work for Wagner's Die Walküre (conducted by James Levine and directed by Robert LePage) was shown at the Metropolitan Opera in New York City, and his animation work for Marvel's Astonishing X-Men (written by Joss Whedon, illustrated by John Cassaday, and directed by Neal Adams) was projected onto the side of a building in Union Square at MarvelFest.

In 2015, Jayel left a salaried position at Neal Adams Continuity Studios as web designer, animator, and VFX technician to focus on developing Oneshi Press.

## Links

* https://www.jayeldraco.com
* https://twitter.com/JayelDraco
* https://www.facebook.com/Jayel.Draco.Art.Page/
* https://www.patreon.com/oneshipress
Miguel Colón

Miguel was born in the South Bronx in 1969. In 1983 he began attending the High School of Art & Design, where he was introduced to the art of oil painting from life in the "Old Hat Club" of lore, a morning painting class that began two hours before the bell for first period rang, taught by the beloved Irwin (Greeny) Greenberg.

Miguel holds a BFA in painting from the SVA, where he studied under the legendary Jack Potter. He also studied drawing, painting, and sculpting the figure with Costa Vavagiakis, Ephraim Rubenstein, Barney Hodes, Peter Cox, and Ronnie Landfield of the Art Students League of New York. He was a teaching assistant for Costa at the Art Students League, National Academy of Design, and New York Academy of Art.

He is a 2001 recipient of the first Edwin Austin Abbey Mural Foundation Workshop Grant at the National Academy of Design.

## Credits

Miguel is the writer and illustrator of *Lomack: The Giant Warrior Angel* featured in the Oneshi Press Anthology 1, 2, 3, 5 & 7.

## Links

* https://www.facebook.com/TheGiantWarriorAngel/
The Muppets 2

**The Muppets 2,** or TM2, is a pro club in FIFA 19 and is often used as an opportunity for future Berlin United 2 players to get some game time and experience. The club is named after the famous TV-show, The Muppets, and has its headquarters and stadium in New York City.

## History

### **The beginning**

The club was founded in 2019 by the two legendary Berlin United 2 players Fortnite Thanos and Ninja in an attempt for future Berlin United 2 player to get more experience. It therefore acted as an B-team to the then Division 1 team.

Fortnite Thanos quickly became trainer of the young club and could, with some tips from the A-team trainer Aragorn Elessar, manage the squad effectively.

### **An immediate success**

The Muppets 2 made a great first impression as it had an undefeated first season, securing the first of many trophies to come and an promotion to Division 9.

## Current Squad

### **Goalkeeper**

Napoleon Bonaparte

Leopold Podolski

### **Defenders**

Will not Smith

Spiderman

Daniel Van Den Bergh

Henrik Givet

Rudolph De Riddler

### **Midfielder**

Obi Wan Kenobi

Karen

Ali-A

Mr Ping

Minecraft Steve

Tyrone

Jamal

Lars-Erik

### **Strikers**

John Cena

Johnny Sins

Luigi

Mario

Mario Gödzel

## Statistics

### **All-time top scorer**

 2nd
 3rd
 4th
 5th

### **All-time assist maker**

 2nd
 3rd
 4th
 5th
Erica Cotten

**Erica Cotten** is a User Experience Designer and comic book lettering professional. She earned a Bachelor’s in Graphic Design in 2014 and has worked as a designer for companies such as Sports Illustrated and Salesforce. Additionally, she won a Silver Addy Award from the American Advertising Federation in 2014.

She started lettering in 2017 and has fallen in love with the typographic expression that comics bring. When Erica isn’t putting in the hours on some new lettering, website or logo, she spends time playing Overwatch, playing ‘tug’ with her terrier, Luna, or learning a new skill (most recently linocut relief printing!). Currently she is lettering a creator-owned comic by Robin Holstein called Stormwall.
Samir Simão

Samir Simão is a professional penciller and inker from Brazil, with several years experience making comic books for companies like : Mythos, Insane Comics, Killer Comics and others around the world.

Titles he has worked on include: The Nobodies -Mythos comics, Killer Instinct-Killer comics, Miss Conduct-Insane comics, Sweet and Saulty-Insane comics, Children of the Rain-Graphic Novel & Anarchy Beyond the Walls-Never Static Pictures.
Renamey

Renamey graduated AA from Nassau Community College and BFA in 3D Animation and Interactive Media from FIT. He is a New York based visual artist who specialises in 3D modelling and 2D illustrations. He has a passion for making art that evokes emotion and thought from those who see his work.

## Credits

Renamey has provided the cover art for Oneshi Press Anthology 2 as well as guest art for Tracy Queen Volume 1 and Oneshi Press Anthology 7. He also did the intro for Oneshi Press Anthology 7.
Jenelle Leigh Campion

Oneshi press Artist Spotlight recipient Jenelle Leigh Campion's career as a visual artist grew out of her lifelong interest in the creative process. Her voice and vision are influenced by training as a mystic and healer.

She has received a Masters of Fine Arts degree in Creative Inquiry and a certification in Sound, Voice and Music Healing from the California Institute of Integral Studies. During this time, Campion developed a mature sense of perspective and technique.

In 2013 she began selling art in the French Quarter of New Orleans, LA. She can be found on Jackson Square offering loving expressions of heartfelt connection.

## Credits

Jenelle is the Oneshi Press Artist Spotlight recipient for OPQA 2.
Tom Barton

Working as a freelance Illustrator since graduating from Coventry University in the UK, Tom Barton has worked on a variety of projects ranging from storyboards for Lego to trading cards for Marvel.

Heavily inspired by western comics, Tom creates work with nods to his favourite artists Joe Madureira and Chris Bachalo. His current project marries his love of comics with his love of games as he collaborates with Riot Games on a League of Legends web comic.

## Credits

Tom is a contributer to OPQA 3 and also provided cover art for OPQA 4. He also recieved an Artist Spotlight in OPQA 4.
Grivante

You might recognize Grivante from the backs of milk cartons from when you were a kid, but that was his twin brother. They still haven't found Bob. Grivante is best known for his Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminator books, a comedic-horror series that both celebrates and pokes fun at everything that makes zombie pop culture cool. His publishing company Grivante Press focuses on publishing page-turning speculative fiction. He loves things like George Romero's "Of The Dead" movies and Robert Kirkman's "The Walking Dead”.
Tom Swift Bird

Tom Swift Bird is an artist who explores the internal and outdoor landscapes of modern life in their grandeur and bleakness. The Pine Ridge reservation where he was born and the great plains where he has spent much of his life form the backgrounds for much of his work, overlaid with political and personal reflections.

He is also a photographer, writer, and musician, and is currently employed in the field of technology and data visualization. He is a class of 2014 graduate of Oglala Lakota College.

## Credits

Tom is the writer and illustrator of "Anthropocene Twilight" featured in the Oneshi Press Anthology 1.

## Links

* https://notesfromthemadabstractdark.wordpress.com
Lynsey G

Co-creator of Oneshi Press (Contributor/Co-writer of Children of Gaia, writer and co-creator of Tracy Queen and PACK, editor of Children of Gaia: The Great Nations of Rendaraia), Lynsey G started writing young and never stopped. Her work across multiple genres has appeared in Bitch Magazine, Refinery29, Bust, MEL Magazine, Luna Luna Magazine, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, WHACK! Magazine, The Doctor T.J. Eckleburg Review, Stirring: a Literary Collection, Menacing Hedge, and elsewhere.

She was the curator of a one-woman video art exhibit apexartin New York City in 2012, for which she created four short documentary films about modern Americans' relationships with pornography, one of which won a 2013 Feminist Porn Award. She is the author of Watching Porn, a memoir about her time as a journalist for the adult entertainment industry.

Lynsey is also a freelance writing coach, copyeditor, and proofreader. She has recently started running novel-organization workshops where she helps people to develop their novel ideas into a cohesive plan that will help them to make their novels into a reality. She has received incredibly positive feedback from people who took her workshops.

## Links

* https://lynseyg.com
* https://twitter.com/MissLagsalot
* https://www.facebook.com/lynseygwriter
* https://www.patreon.com/oneshipress
Jacey Chase

**Jacey Chase** is an independent artist and content creator. Their artwork draws inspiration from fantasy, art nouveau, cartoons and comics. Jacey has a background in web marketing and enjoys helping other artists connect with their audience more effectively. They are currently developing several illustration series, including Cheveux de Fleur and Mermaids and Magic.

## Credits

Jacey provided guest art for OPQA 5,6 & 7 as well as PACK 1 and Tracy Queen Volume 1.

## Links

* twitch.tv/jaceychase
* Youtube.com/c/jaceychase
* twitter.com/jaceychase