Batwoman

> “Put on your red lipstick, we're going to fight some crime.”
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Batwoman is the most entertaining series on television. It stars a lesbian named Kate Kane who takes up the mantle left behind by Batman to become the titular lesbian "superhero" Batwoman. She is also a lesbian.

## Synopsis

When Batman leaves Gotham behind, Jacob Kane must defend it. Unfortunately for him, his lesbian daughter Kate breaks into Bruce Wayne's office, brutalizes a black man, steals the bat-suit, and uses it to interfere with police investigations to let her murderous terrorist sister escape custody and kill again. Batwoman does all of this with a smug attitude and a red wig, proving that hundred-pound women can make the world a worse place too.

## Cast

* **Kate Kane**: Smug and irresponsible vigilante who cares more about her image as lesbian than saving peoples lives or catching criminals (which has lead to many deaths). She is even willing to let people go if she relates to them, like if they are part of her family or are gay like her. She is vindictive to anyone that tries to go against her, even when she knows nothing of them or they are clearly in the right. Her civilian disguise includes wearing jackets that are too big for her, so that she can hide her thin frame, which is weird, as she is able to easily beat up adult men head taller than her.
* **Ryan Wilder:** Second Batwoman, who stole the batsuit from Kate's plane crash-site. She is racist and anti-authoritarian towards Crows and police, going in rants how they don't care about people or are the real criminals. Her van can outrun Bat Mobile and she never told anyone that she was kidnapped by "candy lady" who recruited children into gangs.
* **Luke Fox:** Soy-boy servant of Batwoman, who Kate beat up in order to get him work for her. One of few people that got good acting scenes
* **Alice (Beth Kane):** Dollar-store knockoff of Harley Queen from Suicide Squad, with "quirky" demeanor, confusing goals, massive body-count and shifting backstory. People are always ready to let her control the conversation and babble on with her self-righteous drivel.
* **Mouse:** Scar faced man who is capable of mimicking other peoples voices, morphing his height and assuming peoples identities, even when he has no knowledge of them and without their loved ones realizing the switcheroo.
* **Sophie Moore**: Kate Kanes ex-girlfriend who constantly lionizes Kate and regrets leaving her for her successful and well paying job instead of ruining her life with Kate, who got kicked out of army because she didn't want to lie about her sexuality (they had couple of weeks left of their time in the army).
* **Creepy Skin-face Man**: Ned Flanders-looking man with tismic voice. Mouses father, which is why he can also change his voice and body shape by wearing a mask made of human skin and generate secret identities for himself. Original inventor of the skin-masks and the one who kidnapped Beth, killed alternate version of Beth and tortured Mouse with Fear-toxin he got from his colleague, Jonathan Crane.
* Colonel Jacob Kane: Only good person that tries to do the right thing, but the world is on Batwomans side.
* Mary Hamilton: Step-sister of Kate. Works in illegal abortion clinic and is constantly moans that Kate cares more of her murderous sister and not her. Gained magical blood from a plant but never tried to replicate it or capitalize on its healing powers. Keeps saying "Oh my god"
* Julia Pennyworth: Alfreds daughter who naturally is lesbian and had hots for Kate.
* Ocean: Alices lover.
* Parker Torres: Teenage hacker that tried to crash a train in order for her parent not to hate the fact that she is gay. Got away with this and revealing mayors credit card numbers with community service. Hated Batwoman for being straight, but then loved her for being gay
* Tim 'The Titan' Teslow: Machete wielding ex-football player, who was able to beat up Batwoman, cut steel with his machetes, teleport around football stadium in order to kill Crows. Runs like Naruto character
* Thomas Elliot: Automatically assumed asshole and misogynist by people. Nicknamed Hush by him walking around in public places while holding guns.
* Magpie: Uses explosive ink on her glass birds, which she holds on her belt, letting them jingle against one another and not explode
* Catherine Hamilton-Kane: Marry's mother and Jacobs wife. She faked evidence of Beths death and was not arrested nor was she given divorce by Beths father.
* Safiyah Sohail: Alices mentor and has hots for her, because she is lesbian, like most of the females are in Batwoman
* Tatiana: Safiyah's incompetent assassin that gets her ass kicked by Marry and Luke
* Vesper Fairchild: Tv host with cringy dialogue

## Trivia

* CW stands for Cartoon Wetwork or Cartoon Wonk-derk
* elevator to batcave has sign that says “not the batcave”, mentioned in the phone-book
* Batwoman's original costume looks like Handsome Squidward
* Kate Kane is awesome, hilarious and handsome, according to Kate Kane
* She doesn’t think that she is taking credit of batmans work by using his stuff
* Kate can beat people into unconsciousness with her hair.
* The Bat-rope is made from bats - when swinging of it, it yells out in pain and blood squirt out.