Expiration Weight

**Expiration Weight** is the 11th YouTube Poop by Nathan's Ultimate Channel. It is a YouTube Poop of the *Team Fortress 2* machinima, *Expiration Date*, and was released on September 9, 2018.

## Plot

It starts with the RED Team riding to the base. Scout had a dream where he got punched by Arthur, and then he wakes up and talks to Ms. Pauling. The Soldier announced that he killed American advertising and took one of their briefcases. When they reach the base, Scout tries to tell Ms. Pauling something, but he forgets and just tells banter to her. Ms. Pauling leaves.

It seems there seems to be spaghetti transported to the base. Scout is unamused... until the Medic rips it open and finds there's something in there! According to the Medic, there is a tumor inside called "Aurora borealis." Because of the tumor, Engineer worries that the spaghetti tumors will kill them and they have -1,000,000 hours to live, so they can't breath.

Later, Spy gives the team a bucket (Dear god...), which contains the dying wish of every member of the team. Spy collects the dying wishes, starting with Scout, which contains... something. The rest of the dying wishes are literal nonsense, like Soldier wanting a WeeGee (causing D.W. to fire him). It's a huge waste of time for Spy.

In Spy's smoking room, Scout tells Spy he wants to go on a date with Billy Mays. Spy disagrees because he's terrible with him (especially as their both men). After their talk, Spy at first disagrees, but then changes his mind. He'll do it on one condition: no breathing!

Spy tries to train Scout to date Ms. Pauling. Scout offers Spy a bucket of fried chicken, but he slaps him in the face, calling him a "fried octagon tremp" and tells Scout to seduce him. Scout disagrees.

It turns out the whole thing is being watched by the Irate Gamer, who decides to give up and stop watching the poop and calls it the worst one he's ever watched in his whole life, but he decides to continue thanks to the E.T. video game.

At the training gym, Spy tells Scout he's ready, but he was just joking because everything Scout said was insane and he's out of time, so he fires him. But Scout decides to ignore Spy and go out with Ms. Pauling himself and he leaves.

While Scout is talking to Ms. Pauling, Engineer comes out and tells the team that it's only the spaghetti that gets the "Aurora borealis" tumors, and not even that, which is a weird spaghetti monster. So that means the RED Team is not going to die, but it turns out the Soldier did nothing but teleport spaghetti for three days, much to Medic's anger. Uh oh!

## Sources

### Cartoons

* *Arthur*
	+ “Arthur’s Big Hit”
	+ “D.W. Goes to Washington”

* *The Simpsons*
	+ "22 Short Films About Springfield"
* *Super Mario World*
	+ "Mama Luigi"

### Commercials

* Billy Mays
	+ Mighty Putty

### Films

* *Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory*

### Music

* “Running in the 90’s” by Max Coveri (remix)

### Video Games

* *Hotel Mario*
* *Link: The Faces of Evil*
* *Mario Teaches Typing 2*
* *Team Fortress 2*
* *Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon*

### Web Series

* *The Irate Gamer*
	+ "E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial (Part 1)"
* *JonTron*
	+ “Bootleg Pokemon Games”
* *Kids Poem and Stories with Michael Rosen*
	+ “No Breathing in Class”

### Web Videos

* *history of japan*
* *history of the entire world, i guess*

## Trivia

* This YouTube Poop was commonly referenced in some of his later poops, notably "Smoked Clamburgers", "Bart Does Forced Labor for His Principal" and "Arthur Hears a Whodunnit".
* According to Nathan, it's his first lengthy poop.