Bug Diary

"**Bug Diary**" is the sixth episode of the first season of *Happy Heroes*, and of the series overall.

## Plot

Doctor H. receives an e-mail from Miss Peach, but he gets angry when he loses his connection and can't read the whole thing.

## Characters

* Happy S.
* Sweet S.
* Smart S.
* Careless S.
* Doctor H.
* Miss Peach
* Big M.
* Little M.

## Synopsis

### Title card

Doctor H. is sleeping on a chair. Sweet S. pulls on him to wake him up, followed by the other Supermen; when Smart S. appears, he gives a wink to the audience. The Supermen tumble over, and the episode title appears above them.

### Episode

A cow is looking through a telescope at night and sees some constellations moving. One of them sneezes, creating a meteor shower; Miss Peach does a news report on this meteor shower that Doctor H. and the Supermen watch on TV. The Supermen are so excited to see the shooting stars that they transform into their Car Knights, destroying the ceiling and a lot of the walls of their house. Later, the Supermen watch a meteor shower but don't seem particularly impressed because it's not the shooting stars outside, but rather a documentary Doctor H. found online. Happy S. tells the Doctor he wants to see the meteor shower outdoors, but Doctor H. is afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes. Sweet S. wants to wish on a shooting star, so Doctor H. rewinds the tape they're watching to accommodate Sweet S.'s desire. However, the TV falls, and Doctor H. notices Smart S. and Careless S. have gone missing and wonders where they are.

Smart S. and Careless S. are outside watching the actual shooting stars, and Smart S. wishes to always be as handsome as he is now when one of the meteors heads straight for them and hits them. Miss Peach reports on the incident, warning viewers to be careful stargazing while the two hurt Supermen are thrown into an ambulance. Doctor H. and the other two heroes see the report, and the Doctor tells them that the documentary was a safer option as he goes to check his e-mail. Doctor H. reads a letter he received from Miss Peach stating she wants to go eat lunch with her on Sunday, but the computer disconnects before he can see where exactly she wants to meet him. The Doctor becomes furious and demands that the Supermen investigate to find out who disconnected him.

Smart S. goes outside to find clues and spots fingerprints on a wire. He takes a sample of the fingerprints and explains to Careless S. that he thinks they're from the suspect, but then Smart realizes that the wire he just checked was a plug cord Careless was carrying. Happy S. starts to follow Smart and Careless as they keep looking for clues, and Smart S. finds a chewed wire. Happy S. sees the silhouette of a monster, and the three go to see what's happening. The monster turns out to be a caterpillar that was chewing on the wire, and Doctor H. appears out of nowhere and angrily tells the "alien" he'll pay for what he did. General Big M. and Corporal Little M., who are scouring some junk, overhear this dialogue and think Doctor H. is talking about Big M. being ugly, making the general angry.

The Doctor gives the caterpillar a scolding for chewing the wire, asking if it knows that the internet "means life". A robot man appears and agrees with his statement, explaining that in this modern world, a lot of things need the internet. Doctor H. says he only really cares about knowing where Miss Peach wants to meet him, and the robot man leaves. Big M. overhears the conversation again and comes to the conclusion that people on Planet Xing go crazy without the internet. Little M. asks what he's up to, and Big M. whispers his plan to him. The next day, Doctor H. is checking his e-mail message from yesterday when Big M. cuts his connection, making the Doctor angry.

While pummeling Big M. and Little M., Big M.'s Black Jewel is sent flying into the Supermen's house and touches the internet router, bringing it to life. Doctor H. goes to investigate, and the newly-formed monster introduces himself to him and asks who disconnected him. Doctor H. points to Big M. and Little M., whom the internet router thanks for freeing him. The router explains to Doctor H. that he hasn't had a break since the Doctor has an internet addiction, and starts to destroy the Supermen's house in his rage. Happy S. tangles the cords of the router to trap him, and when Doctor H. asks if he can check his e-mail from Miss Peach the router refuses, requesting he get a break now. Happy S. thinks he has a point, since Doctor H. uses the internet way too much. Doctor H. says he doesn't want to give the router a break, but Sweet S. stops him before he can finish his sentence, and the router agrees to let him look at his e-mail one last time.

Doctor H. learns that Miss Peach is at Peach Garden and runs there with a flower for her. When Doctor H. finally spots and greets Miss Peach, it turns out it's actually a male robot whose e-mail handle is "Peach". The robot offers Doctor H. some of the peaches he sells at the garden, and Doctor H. faints from the shock of this discovery.

## Trivia

* This episode features Doctor H. going outside without any problem, which contradicts his depiction in later seasons as being afraid of going outside.