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Supreme Yin Ice Lightning Body

The base of the deduction is the “Breaking Evil Lightning Body“, “Absolute Ice Saint Body“, etc.

“Supreme Yin Ice and Lightning Body“, the top grade!

“Well, this solution perfectly integrates yin nether cold power and lightning power in terms of power.

“Supreme Yin Ice and Lightning Body” is a top grade has both offensive and defensive skills and can cultivate powerful divine ability methods such as “Supreme Yin Ice and Lightning Body” and “Nine Yin Lightning Power“. - Ch.880

**Color Power** : Dark Blue Ice and Dark Gray Lightning

## **Divine Abilities**

* Supreme Yin Ice and Lightning Body
* Nine Yin Lightning Power(Attack Method) - Ch.899
* Nine Yin Lightning Palm - Ch.907
* Yin Ice Lightning Cover - Ch.911
* Yin Ice Lightning Armor - Ch.998
* Cold Lightning Absolute Ice Domain - Ch.1075
* Ice Lightning Shield - Ch.1235
* Extreme Yin Cold Palm - Ch.1289
Beyond Light

*'A new power is born out of the ancient Pyramid Ship above Europa's frozen frontier, and a dark empire has risen beneath, united under the banner of the Fallen Kell of Darkness, Eramis. Join your fellow Guardians and bring down the empire at any cost -- even if it means wielding the Darkness itself.'*

*--In-game description*
Ugly Crow

## Information

At first he called himself the god of the heavenly book, the first animal in the Primordial Age? It is a crow that has the ability to curse, but it has side effects. It is suspected of being a god of freedom. In fact, it is a legendary existence in the ancient time. Its life is overwhelming. All geniuses, its divine sound is the best in ancient and modern times. Because Zhao Feng's two wives were stunned by lightning with Zhao Feng and turned into ugly birds and lost their cultivation base, they were very afraid of lightning,and then returned to the realm of gods. It is still unable to restore the original appearance and use the power because Zhao Feng is aware that this universe has a hidden danger of extinction, and it also leaves a dream source in its body during the splitting, leaving a glimmer of hope. If the ugly bird can control this power Being able to restore its original appearance can also gain power over the innate gods. Finally, the protagonist controls this power to achieve the eternal state, and it also restores its original appearance and later restores the god king state, continuing to be free.
Salaflame

**Salaflame** is a Pokémon that is introduced in generation 9

## Dex entry

garnet: Salaflame was said to be born from lava. These Pokémons focus on burning down small leaves to be stronger.

## evolution method

salaflame —-> (lv.14) —-> Flamtile —-> (lv.32) Magbitena

## orign

salaflame is Salamander and flame.

it is based on a salamander that breathes fire.

at October 28, it has a Beta form along with the other original Starters, an unnamed grass aardvark and an unnamed water capybara.
Zhao Feng

“When this God traveled to myriad worlds,I met a man and two women… The two women were reluctant to watch the past, this God went up and greeted a few words…”

“Then the man use the Lightning to cut me!”

“The man’s breath is mysterious and strange completely different from your human race… In addition, his eyes…”

“One is as gorgeous as illusory as if interpreting all the colors in the world… The other is gray and silent, cold and merciless, and indifferent like heaven…” by Ugly Crow - Ch.775

"My name is Zhao Feng,your cultivation base has reached the limit.If you want to seek a higher level you can come to‘Land of Origin to find me…here more interesting for you” - Ch.1587

## Trivia

* Good Fortune Heavenly Book created by Zhao Feng
* Zhao Feng is the **protagonist** of **King Of Gods**
Nether Dragon God

Luo Tian's incomplete divine grade martial vein.

## Information

* Martial Vein Attribute : Yin Nether
* Improve Method : Absorb cold system material and swallowed ghost creature.
* Divine Martial Vein Situation
	+ 30% - Ch.01
	+ 70% - Ch.1010
	+ 90% - Ch.1359
	+ 99% - Ch.1362
	+ 100%(Complete) - Ch.1393

## Abilities

* Cold Mist Domain - Ch.142
* Nether Dragon God Transformation - Ch.1010
* Nether Dragon Forbidden - Ch.1378
* Nether Dragon Ice Domain - Ch.1396
Kim Hyunjoong and Hwangbo

**Kim Hyunjoong** and **Hwangbo** were a couple from Season 1. They appeared on Episodes 9-38.

## About the Couple

At the time of their appearance on the show, Hwangbo was 28 while Hyunjoong was 22.

## Episodes

* Episode 9: Hyun Joong and Hwangbo go for their honeymoon in Jeju Island.
* Episode 10: While having dinner, Hyun Joong continues to mispronounce ‘ssangchu’ (lettuce), much to Hwangbo's amusement, and since then, they have been dubbed by the hosts as the ‘Lettuce’ couple. During the first night together, the two new couples make marriage contracts.
* Episode 11: The episode starts with Hyun Joong and Hwangbo moving into their new house.
* Episode 12: The continuation of last week's episode.
* Episode 13: Both Hyunjoong & Hwangbo and Crown J & In Young couples go to a water theme park.
We Got Married

### Release

February 6, 2008 (Pilot)March 16, 2008 - May 3, 2009 (Season 1)May 10, 2009 - April 2, 2011 (Season 2)April 9, 2011 - August 25, 2012 (Season 3)September 1, 2012 - May 13, 2017 (Season 4)

***We Got Married*** was a South Korean reality variety show that aired on MBC from 2008 to 2017. The show paired up celebrities who pretended to be married couples and completed various challenges together. The show ran for four seasons and inspired several spin-offs, including a "global edition" of the show that featured non-Korean celebrities.
Luo Tian/Cultivation

## Intents

* Sword
	+ Wind Sword Intent - Ch.467
	+ Void Yin Sword Intent - Ch.530
	+ Storm Sword Intent - Ch.667(Upgrade from Wind Sword Intent)
	+ Heavenly Shadow Sword Intent - Ch.947(Upgrade from Void Yin Sword Intent)
* Palm
* Movement

## Martial Path Aura

* Luo Tian's Martial Path Aura(gust of wind,gorgeous sword light and shadow) - Ch.814
	+ 10% for break Limitless Realm - Ch.1035
	+ Fusion Martial Path Aura into True Essence Lake for break Heaven Connection Realm - Ch.1201

## Laws

* Ice - 50% Ch.1394,100% Ch.1554
* Lightning - 20% Ch.1417,100% Ch.1581
* Yin - 50% Ch.1478,100% Ch.1581
* Yin Lightning - Ch.1497
* Yin Ice - Ch.1497
* Gold - 10% Ch.1505,100% Ch.1581
* Flame - 10% Ch.1505
* Water - Ch.1511,100% Ch.1581
* Destiny - Greatly Increased Ch.1577
* Life and Death - Ch.1586
Softy

Softy is an arthropod alien from the jungle moon and Imi's pet.

## Personality

Unlike Imi's pet Snappy, Softy's personality seems to be the exact opposite. She loves to interact with strangers, and doesn't like to bite people. She even seems to eat food out of Imi's hand, something Imi was suprised at when first meeting her. Softy also seems to be a bit of a pacifist like her owner, and only fights if she needs to.

## Trivia

* Imi named her "Softy" because of how kind she is in comparison with Snappy.
* She is based on one of SquoodyJester's real life cats.
Season 4

***We Got Married* (Season 4)** is the fourth season of South Korean MBC's *We Got Married* (Korean: 우리 결혼했어요), a reality variety show and was a segment of the *Sunday Sunday Night* program. First broadcast in 2008, the show pairs up Korean celebrities to show what life would be like if they were married. Each week, couples are assigned missions to complete, while interviews with the participants reveal their thoughts and feelings.

## Couples

* Leeteuk & Kang So-ra
* Julien Kang & Yoon Se-ah
* Hwang Kwang-hee & Han Sun-hwa
* Lee Joon & Oh Yeon-seo

* Jinwoon & Go Joon-hee
* Jo Jung-chi & Choi Jung-in
* Lee Tae-min & Son Na-eun
* Yoonhan & Lee So-yeon
* Jung Joon-young & Jung Yu-mi
* Jang Woo-young & Park Se-young
* Namkoong Min & Hong Jin-young
* Hong Jong-hyun & Yura
* Song Jaerim & Kim Soeun
* Henry Lau & Kim Ye-won
* Lee Jong-hyun & Gong Seung-yeon
* Oh Min-suk & Kang Ye-won
* BTOB's Yook Sung-jae & Red Velvet's Joy
* Kwak Si-yang & Kim So-yeon
* Jo Se-ho & Fiestar's Cao Lu
* Eric Nam & Mamamoo's Solar
* MADTOWN's Jota & Kim Jin-kyung
* Choi Tae-joon & APink's Yoon Bo-mi
* Untouchable's Sleepy & Lee Guk-joo
* Gong Myung & Jung Hye-sung
* Choi Min-yong & Jang Do-yeon
Luo Tian/Techniques

## Cultivation Techniques

* Good Fortune Destiny Secret Art - Ch.01
* Origin Return Technique(Cultivation+Defend) - Ch.107
* Heavenly Essence Condensing Water Art - Ch.381
* Extreme Yin Cold Essence Art - Ch.1098
* Yin Nether Lightning Technique - Ch.1543
* Heavenly Dao Divine Art - Ch.1579

## Martial Skills

* Condensed Star Sword Finger(Attacking Method) - Ch.10
* Heavenly Star Sword Technique(Attacking Method) - Ch.64
* Nine Heaven Sword Tactics(Attacking Method) - Ch.213
* Heaven Sword Tactics(Increase Awareness and Power) - Ch.294
* Cold Wind Palm - Ch.354
* Void Yin Sword Technique(Killer Skill) - Ch.381
* Heavenly Wind Divine Sword(Attacking Method) - Ch.476
* Nameless Sword Scripture(Increase Awareness and Power) - Ch.596
* Heavenly Shadow Cold Moon Sword(Attacking Method) - Ch.946
* Heavenly Prison Lightning Destruction Swords(Attacking Method) - Ch.1208
* God Lord Sword Technique
* Martial Arts Lightning Sword(Self Created)

## Movement Techniques

* Roaming Step - Ch.12
* Flying Cloud Step - Ch.49
* Cloud Travel Step - Ch.49
* Wind-Governing Secret Art - Ch.247 (Upgrade - Ch.300)
* Moon Shadow Escape - Ch.513
* Heavenly Goose Secret Art(God Level) - Ch.1058

## Body Techniques

* Heavenly Furnace Treasure Body - Ch.162
* Breaking Evil Lightning Body - Ch.776
* Absolute Ice Saint Body - Ch.821
* Supreme Yin Ice Lightning Body - Ch.880

## Special Techniques

* Bone Reduction Technique - Ch.82
* Burning Blood Technique - Ch.109
* Demonic Mind Technique - Ch.125
* Battle Spirit Art - Ch.752
* Lightning Attraction Technique - Ch.774
* Ten Thousand Gathering Lightning Technique - Ch.788
* Ice Dragon Mark - Ch.906
* False Appearance Art - Ch.926
* Invisible Art - Ch.926
* Heavenly Spirit Secret Art - Ch.1200
* Lightning Symbol - Ch.1208
* Sky Eye Soul Control Technique - Ch.1375,1522

## Supernatural Power(God Realm’s divine abilities)

* Extreme Ice Sword Dragon(Sword Martial Skill) - Ch.1474
* Nether Sword River - Ch.1481
* Heavenly Thunder God’s Fury - Ch.1487
* Annihilation Ice Lotus - Ch.1496
* Lightning Feathers Warping the Heavens - Ch.1502
* Heavenly Thunder God’s Talisman - Ch.1502
* Golden Lightning Swallows the Sky(Gold,Lightning) - Ch.1510
* Bright Lightning Sea(Gold,Lightning,Water) - Ch.1511
* Devouring and Destroying Lightning Lotus(Yin,Lightning,Ice) - Ch.1540
* Nine Dragon Ice Ring - Ch.1559
* Penetrating Heavens Divine Sword(Ice,Gold,Lightning) - Ch.1583
* Netherworld Sea Vortex - Ch.1585
* Chaotic Perishing Demon Sword - Ch.1585
Season 2

***We Got Married* (Season 2)** is the second season of *We Got Married* (우리 결혼했어요), a popular reality South Korean variety show and a segment of the *Sunday Sunday Night* program. First broadcast in 2008, the show pairs up Korean celebrities to show what life would be like if they were married. Each week, couples are assigned missions to complete, with candid interviews of the participants to reveal their thoughts and feelings.

With a new format and slightly different couples, newlyweds are given a mission to complete each week. As during the special pilot episode, interviewed participants provide a unique perspective on the ongoing relationship conflicts and developments. All of the recorded material is then played in front of the participants, MCs, and audience who add commentary or clarification.

## Couples

* Kim Yongjun & Hwang Jungeum
* Park Jae-jung & Uee
* Jo Kwon & Gain
* Lee Seok Hun & Kim Na Young
* Lee Sun-ho & Hwang Woo-seul-hye
* Jung Yong-hwa & Seohyun
* Nichkhun & Victoria
Eternal King Wiki

Eternal King(万古之王) is a novel from Fast Food Restaurant(快餐店) after King of Gods(主宰之王) and Eternal Heart(永恒之心)

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## Important articles

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Jun Jin & Lee Siyoung

**Jun Jin** and **Lee Siyoung** were a couple from Season 1.

## About the Couple

The two are known as the "Gundam Couple" for their love of the anime. They later dated in real life for six months before breaking up on September 2009. They became the first and only known couple from the show to publicly dated, with the exception of Kim Yongjun & Hwang Jungeum and Jo Jungchi & Choi Jungin who were already dating before joining the show.
Song Jaerim & Kim Soeun

**Song Jaerim** & **Kim Soeun** were a couple from the Season 4. They are known for being flirty, which is not much seen with the other couples on the show.

A year after their virtual marriage, Song Jaerim and Kim Soeun were casted as the main cast of the drama, *Our Gap-soon*, which made them the first couple from the show to be casted together for a drama.
Great Ouse

*For other rivers named the Ouse, see Ouse (disambiguation).*

Map of the Great Ouse (red)

### Tributaries

Padbury Brook, Tove, Ouzel, Ivel, Kym, Alconbury Brook, Cam, Lark, Little Ouse, Wissey, Middle Level Main Drain, Nar

## HydroRIVERS details

### Shreve number

202

The **Great Ouse** is a river in south-eastern Great Britain, and principal river of the Great Ouse Basin. It is sourced near the town of Brackley in the English county of Northamptonshire, and flows north-eastwards through Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire and western Norfolk before entering The Wash near the town of King's Lynn.
Ning Xueyao

## **Appearance**

Luo Tian stares at the undressed girl who is close at hand, the jade face that does not apply powder, the clear water-like eyes reveals pity of silk.

A fresh fragrance refreshing.

Luo Tian‘s heartstrings tremble slightly, and complex emotions such as shame admiration and unwillingness flow out.

The girl’s name is “Ning Xueyao“, which is only two months older than Luo Tian and was taken home by his father five years ago. - Ch.02

Uncle Mo slowly turned to look at the supreme figure that gloriously gathered on the floating sky dome.

Ning Xueyao waved his hand a piece of magnificent brilliant white divine light, carrying white feathers falling down, tearing the figure of the black robe. - Ch.1313

## Information

Ning Xueyao's weapon is broken and jade ruler, from the five ancient Ning family of the Pale Circle, the Tianmu fairy water leaves given to Luo Xiao after being configured by the protagonist, awakened with incomplete sacred veins and physique, and married after the marriage of the ancient Ning family To the protagonist. Being defeated by the ancestor of the Feather tribe, he merged with the strength of the ancestor of the Feather tribe and became the ancestor of the Feather tribe of the Jilin Sect. He will become a demigod within ten years. After gaining the physique of the god feather clan, go to the cemetery of the god feather clan to gain inheritance and become the lord of the god feather clan. The ending is the peak of the gods.

## Cultivation

 Limitless
 Half God
 God Realm

## Item

* Snow-White Ribbon(Divine Artifact) - Ch.1312
Orby

The **Orby** is a small river in eastern Great Britain, and principal river of the Orby Basin. It is sourced near the village of Orby in the English county of Lincolnshire and flows north-eastwards to enter the North Sea near the village of Chapel St. Leonard's. Its course is ambiguous due to extensive modification.
The Big Conspiracy

Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code. I've figured out the shadowy organisations. And the Illuminati? Well they know that they're finally primed...for **world domination**!

## And soon you've got...

* Black helicopters coming across the border
* Puppetmasters for the New World Order

Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you.

## The Government

Yet still, the government won't admit they:

* Faked the whole moon landing

* Thought control rays

* Psychotronic scanning

But don't mind that. I'm protected: I made this hat, with aluminium-foil!

Where I had my hat foil-lined, for when an alien's inclined to probe your face or read your mind. Looks a bit peculiar, seems a little crazy---but someday, I'll prove: there's a big conspiracy.
My honest confessions

This is a list of my honest confessions about everything. You'll be very MAD at me after you read this, no matter who you are.

* I faked sick when I had to write up an English story and pulled an all-nighter
* I gave you my nosebleed-y tissue to use as Dracula teeth in your Halloween costume
* I didn't want to come to your birthday party so I moved to Canada and started a family-of-three and a successful Bed & Breakfast in rural Larador in the far-East of Canada
* When a waiter told me, "Enjoy your food!" at a great dim sum restaurant, I foolishly replied "You too mate!"
* Was once a hardcore Pewdiepie fan and begged my mates to subscribe (unsuccessfully)
* I failed my recent maths test, I got a fourty-three on it and I mixed it in with the cat food so she would eat it and erase all traces of its existence
* I am the rightful King of England, but my throne was stolen from me by an outside faker by the name of Elizabeth in a coup d'etat (unlawful military takeover of government), I am the RIGHTFUL MONARCH of the United Kingdom and I WILL RETAKE my throne. Can I count on you to join me as we restore honour to the Throne and the Kingdom? Hit me up at fredericocarnegie@gmail.com
* My favourite musician is "Weird Al" Yankovic
* I commented 'First!' on a YouTube video, even while I knew there were already eight comments posted
* I have fathered children in all the legit regional towns (AIb4ny, P3rth, G3raldt0n, Br00m3, 3xm0uth, Bu55el7t0n, Y0rk, 3sp3r4nc3, N0rth4m and T00dj4y)
* (zero is O, three is E, five is S, seven is L)
* I was the one who unleashed the hilarious \*thing\* that spread like wildfire across the school (27/11/2020)
* I smoked my grandfather's ashes and it was okay, to be honest
* I blu-tacked a Wild plus-four card under the table once to cheat against my grandma, aunt, sister and good mate in a game of UNO (I'm sorry)

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Obesity

***Obesity*** is my next-door neighbour Robby Buchanan. His extreme width cannot be understated, and he is so large, he is legally a small island, and was recently colonized by the British.

## History of Obesity

   Obesity was invented in the 1993 to slow down criminals, so they could no longer run into my house and hold my nose at gunpoint, because it was getting really repetitive and starting to truly hurt my feelings.

Obesity is just his stage name for when he goes on world tour concerts. His real name is Kenya Wost. He also had a 2020 presidential run, which ended in his body double Kanye West being elected President of the United Despacitors in 2020 election.

## Infection with Coronavirus

Obesity was infected with the COVID-19 (coronavirus) disease on October 27th 2020, and he didn't make it, as obesity furthers your risk of dying or having lifelong diseases/ailments spring from COVID infection. (This is a joke don't take this down wiki admins REEEEEEEE).

## Death

FORKKNIFE is a first-person shooter multiplayer Battle Royale game first homesliced by Epic Games in late 2017.
Cannolli

I still can't believe I spelt

# cannoli

wrong. That's honestly very embarassing, I think I am going to do something unspoken of: and that is, I am going to fail my terminology test. I love to watch my dad get angry, so I can count the veins in Dad's neck---and even if I won't be able to have any custard-filled cannolis. Or maybe, just one: he'll never miss it, hahaha! He'll NEVER MISS THE ONE!
Old Music

**OOld Music** is the only good style of music on the planet. It consists of the better songs from previous times, primarily from the 1970s through the late-1990s. It stands in deep contrast to Modern Music, which is almost universally bad and talentless, with rare notable exceptions.

It is well-known for its good taste and well-likedness (is that a word?) by people worldwide, and especially here in Arstotzka and amongst our friends in Tennessee.

## Why New Music Sucks

Old Music's big difference between it and New "Music" (terrifying, evil noise), is that it is actually good. Whereas new music is full of autotune, special effects, fake voices, electronic instruments and oftentimes simulated instruments through electronic soundboards, Old Music features true, authentic singers. Old Music requires skill, no matter if it was rock, pop or rap: New Music is tasteless, pointless and utterly pathetic. It serves only to get stuck in your head annoyingly, and entertain the people who listen to the FM radio in the car.

Even something as disliked as rap was better back in the days of Old Music. To prove this, I'll compare the lyrics of the most popular rap song from 1995 and 2020:

### 1995 -- *Coolio's* Gangsta's Paradise

> As I walk through the shadow of the valley of death,
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> I take a look at my life and realise there's not much left
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> Coz I've been blastin' and laughin' so long, that,
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> even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
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Compare this to something like 2020's "Wet Ass P-Word", which is tasteless and pathetic, let's take a look at this one:

> There's some whores in this house
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> Whores in this house
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> Whores in this house
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> There's some whores in this house
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The difference between the two of these could not be more obvious. While Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise is a provoking and interestin perspective of his dangerous gang life, the latter is just disgusting and relies on one word: 'w\*\*\*\*s', with no lyrical craft or talent. While this seems particularly drastic, it's honestly just a sad reflection on how far music has fallen. This is why I use the terms 'Old Music' and 'New Music' so much, and placing a lot of candence on them both.

### Informazione Importante

Well, I feel like it is important to say that not all new music is bad: instead, it's just the vast majority of popular music. Some new songs are actually not bad: forexample, most of the new songs of the 21st century from Dave Grohl's Foo Fighters: (Run, The Sky Is A Neighborhood and others are particularly good).

## Examples

Some examples of good pieces of **Old Music** include:

* Toto's Africa
* Billy Joel's Piano Man
* Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise
* John Denver's Country Roads
* Michael Jackson's Billie Jean
* Queen's I Want To Break Free
* Village People's YMCA
* The Beatles' Hey Jude
* The Eagles' Hotel California
* Foo Fighters' Learn To Fly
Useless Page

*This page serves no prupose. It is absolutely useless and contains a lot of spelling and grammar errors, as I'm not going back through this ad fixing any of it.*

So, I guess that this will just work as something for me to type out quikl to parctice my touch typing. So anyways at the moment I am just watching this video on thr youtubes. It is this video where this guy is playing The Mince Raft and he is exploding the nether biome. I do not know why he decided to blow up the nether biome though, because that is extraordinarily mean and rude to the biome. Imagine how YOU would feel if somebody were to explode YOU, if you were a biome in the evil propaganda unit that is Mince Raft (or minecraft, as the plebbian normies would call it).

What does plebbian actually mean? I don't really know for sure. If it means something ude, I'm sorry (just kiddng, Im realy not). I have heard it everywhere being tossed around, so I hope it's no something super offensive that will make this place be taken down by the dudes and gals over at wikia or whatever this is. An encylopedia?

Okay-lee-o, it's time for me to go. byebye
Season 1

***We Got Married* (Season 1)** is the first season of *We Got Married* (우리 결혼했어요), a popular reality South Korean variety show and a segment of the *Sunday Sunday Night* program. First broadcast in 2008, the show pairs up Korean celebrities to show what life would be like if they were married. Each week, couples are assigned missions to complete, with candid interviews of the participants to reveal their thoughts and feelings.

With a new format and slightly different couples, newlyweds are given a mission to complete each week. As during the special pilot episode, interviewed participants provide a unique perspective on the ongoing relationship conflicts and developments. All of the recorded material is then played in front of the participants, MCs, and audience who add commentary or clarification.

Beginning with a Lunar New Year's Special in 2009 with three new couples, a new format is introduced into the show, first forecasted through the addition of Kangin and Lee Yoon Ji. Each couple is given a concept to portray; in Kangin and Lee Yoon Ji's case, a college couple living with a limited income. The show now consists of more special effects and editing in order to show each couple in a set atmosphere and theme.

## Couples

* Alex & Shin Ae
* Crown J & Seo In-young
* Andy & Solbi
* Jeong Hyeongdon & Saori
* Lee Hwijae & Jo Yeojung
* Kim Hyunjoong & Hwangbo
* Hwanhee & Hwayobi
* Marco & Son Dambi
* Choi Jinyoung & Lee Hyunji
* Kangin & Lee Yoonji
* Jeong Hyeongdon & Kim Taeyeon
* Shin Sungrok & Kim Shinyoung
* Jun Jin & Lee Siyoung
Windows 10

## Trump on Windows 10

This is according to a clip from this video of the third and final 2020 presidential debate, when 45th American President Donald J. Trump said this about Windows' latest major update at the debate:

> Okay, Windows 10 is a disaster. The download is supposed to be fifteen minutes, and it was well over an hour. I want to make bigger windows into smaller windows: little, tiny, small windows. As far as they're concerned, if you had *no window* it would be a lovely thing.
>
>

President Trump's competitor, Democratic presidential nominee **Joe Biden** then got onto the issue, saying:

> This is like...it's not new, it's been out there!
>
>

But The Donald replied to him quickly, once again going off on a tangent about his issues with Windows 10:

> I know more about Windows 10 than you do. It's extremely expensive, got a lot of problems, kills all of the birds. It's not powerful and yet to--to [sic] really run our big, beautiful
>
>
HASS

***HASS*** is the largest furry club in the state of Tennessee.

## Some Facts About HASS, wreeten en domboos ingelsh

The rest of this will be written in DUMBO ENGLISH:

hullo und wulcom to zis paje, ie hopp yue kann lern things aboot veh fing we hav comm to noe as 'HASS'.

ie stell romombier mie fierst HASS klaess liek et woz yostordai. ie rememar that toucher of HASS lyessons woz man kaelled mizzir gernsurn. hee stortide klaesses bie compelementen mi matha en er 'gud laks' end 'enkredoel poresanalitie'. hee woz dieplie en luv wiv diz gerl cald mi mam, end wood doe enni-theng too wien hiere aproovale.

thenk yoo fer reeding dis ut i moost leeve yoo nowe duye too mie creppelen hod-oche. mi molto spiacente in italiano!
Vsauce

**Vsauce** is a flavour-enhancing sauce used on curries.

> Hey, Michael! Vsauce here! --Michael VSauce
>
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VSAUCE IS MY HOMESLICE. I WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING UNLESS WE ALSO HAVE THE POWER OF BOTH GOD AND VSAUCE ON OUR SIDE. VSAUCE IS KNOWN WORLDWIDE FOR BEING THE INVENTOR OF CAPSLOCK ON KEYBOARDS. HE HAS BEEN MAKING PEOPLE ENTER IN THEIR PASSWORDS WRONG FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS EVER SINCE HE INTRODUCED THE VERY FIRST KEYBOARD IN THE YEAR 2018. I AM WRITING THIS ARTILE IN CAPS LOCK OUT OF RESPECT FOR HIM (BUT ALSO BECAUSE I FORGOT GOW TO TURN IT OFF WHICH MAY BE A PROBLEM, I THINK).

VSAUCE AND CAPS LOCK HAD A HARD AND COMPLIATED RELATIONSHIP. VSACE FIRST PROPOSED TO CAPS LOCK IN THE YEAR 1983 AFTER THY KNEW EACH OTHER FOR THREE HUNDRED AND SEVEN YEARS: IT WAS ACTUALLY THEIR 307TH ANNIVERSARY, TO BE SPECIFIC.

NOW HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

GRR

WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOTTA GO TO THEKITCHEN AND MICROWAVE SOMETHING QUICKLY BE RIGHT BACK MY BROS

OKAY I AM BAK NOW I JUS MICROWAVED A PACK OF PLAYING CARDS BUT IT'S GOOD BECAUSE NOW THEY ARE ALL WARM! THAT WAS VERY COOL NOW I CA PLAY BLACKJACK WITH CADS THA ARE ALL NICE AND WARM

OK GTG BYE ACNE GANG FOREVER
The Funny

**The Funny** is a quality one can possess. It was invented by a short man named Despacito in the year 1996, when he made a Funny about a friend's mother's extreme and morbid obesity.

## What Is A Funny?

A funny simply refers to a procedure done in hospitals to reduce stress and sterilise a puppy. It is usually undertaken through the game Minceraft, rather than being done directly onto the dog to remove his genitalia and make him unable to breed with other dogs.

> Some people find this to be weird and cruel and unwholesome, but my dog has been so chillaxed since we tried using The Funny on her. Ten out of ten, would definitely use again on my son!" - Real 5-star review of The Funny
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So, why don't you get your own funny today? Buy right now, and the first ten people to purchase it will go into a raffle to win the State of Tennessee. So, what are you waiting for? I sure would not pass up a stake in Tennessee, so why would you? Call in now at 1-234-567 (890).

## Virginity

Virginity is a known side effect of The Funny. Unfortunately, scientiss have not yet discovered a cure for virginity, so we just have to live with it. But still, even if you're a virgin, you could still have a chance to go into a raffle draw to win the entire state of Tennessee: that's right, I'm talking all seven million of the state's wonderful residents. I'm talking it's inspiring mountains and fits lovely, heartwarming country music. So, what the hell are you waiting for? Call in now t order your brand new ***Funny*** or you may miss out on this splendid deal!

## Death of The Funny (2017)

Forkknife is a first-person multiplayer shooter game first homesliced by Epic Games in the year 2017 BC.

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1327717223142731779
Memphis

**Memphis** is the city which serves not as a place of business, transport or residence, but rather solely as the set of the decent show Street Outlaws: Memphis, which is actually pretty cool if you haven't seen it.

## Street Outlaws: Memphis

Memphis was formerly a ghost town, being used solely as a place to test combat items. However when the Discovery Channel announced that they wanted to make a spinoff of the decent Street Outlaws, they decided to do it in the long-lost civilisation of Memphis, a place where no man had set foot before they decided to bribe the US Military to give them the area to film the show in.

You can watch the show on the 9rush channel. I really liked the first episode I saw but the second one was so lame and mediocre that I just died of boredom and am pyaing an angel to go down to Earth and write this page for me. Oh, and by the way, I'm dead, and befoe you ask, no, you can't have the insurance money. Otherwise, how else would I be able to pay these angel apprentices peanuts to mow me lawn, fetch me The West Heavanian and run me Earthly errands? (Is the first E in 'earthly' capitalised?)
Straight Outta Albn'y

Straight Outta Albn'y is a rap song written by Special Agent Jack "Lightningstrike" Danger, about the time he spent in Albany, a regional city where he spent most of his upbringing.

## Lyrics

Yeah, yeah

Ayo, my brothers in the bus'ness, it's time

It's time, my brothers in the business (aight, my brothers in the business, begin)

Straight outta the oozing dungeons of rap

The compass drops deep as does my boree

I never run, 'cause to run is the enemy of glory

Beyond the walls of bitches, life is defined

I think of darkness when I'm in a Alb'ny state of mind

Hope the glory got some story

My allegory don't like no dirty inventory

Run up to the quarry

Go get the mandatory

Needles in your arm as they all sayin' "Dun' worry"

In an Albn'y state a-mind

What more could you ask for?

The authentic uproar?

You gotta complain 'bout bitches

I gotta love it all doe

Somebody still roots for the encore, whore (YO!)

Hope dat howl got some foul

The owl don't take no dirty scowl

Run up to the prey, get the foul, take 'em out

Wild, never-before-seen, futuistic, upfront in a Lamborghini

Boy, I tell ya, thought ya was Mussolini

I can't take the bitches but I'll take the sensei

I woulda try to vote, guess I got deviancy

I'm rappin to ya lingo

Gonna move to your flamingo

Yea, yaz, in an Albn'y stateamind

When I was young my dad was Dick fucking Cheney

I waz kicked outta the house wiv no beanie

Never thought I'd see that genie

And a soul alive that'd take dad's martini

I just hopin' dat rappel got some snappel'

Book-learnin' do be making you all cackle

My mumma didn't take no dirty snapple

Running up and dapple

Stairs to the chapel

But my belove no likin' dirty foxglove

We just wishin' the glove had some shove

Run up the dove, findin' true love

A hairy apple is quite the pineapple

In that Albn'y

State of mind
本庄繁長

**本庄 繁長**（ほんじょう しげなが）は、卓越した武勇、鋭敏な平衡感覚、そして強運を通り越して天運と言っても過言ではない運の良さを備えた北陸の戦国武将である。上杉謙信、上杉景勝と上杉家二代に仕え、戦場を縦横無尽に駆け巡って武功を重ねた上杉軍団でも五指に入る猛将。

粗暴な性格に加え自尊心・野心が強く何度も何度も謀反を起こしたり怪しげな行動を取ったり同僚と軋轢を生じたりして、お仕置きされたり一時期逐電したりもしたが、結局は帰参を許され戦国乱世を生き延び、畳の上で大往生を遂げている。瀬戸際の所で適切な判断を謝らない処世術に長けていたこともあろうが、獅子身中の虫と呼んでも差し支えない繁長が再三再四に渡り赦免されたのは、その人柄によるところが大きいと歴史学者達は指摘する。

要するに**「粗にして野だが卑にあらず」**な好漢だったのである。

人物
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### 粗暴で狡猾な猛将

上杉謙信や「愛の人」こと直江兼続をはじめ、上杉家は「義の集団」というイメージが浸透している。むろん、実際には謙信も兼続も、略奪や粛清という乱世を行きぬくうえで避けては通れない茨の道を通っていたのだが、上越市民と、上杉家が最終的に根を下ろした米沢市民が、謙信や兼続が義侠を尊重したという真贋の定かではないエピソードをやたら誇張して喧伝したため、今日の一般人の間では上杉＝義の集団であるという印象が通念化している。

しかし、そんな一般人のドギツイ色眼鏡を以ってしても、繁長を謙信や兼続のように「義将」として見る事は出来ないだろう。繁長は武田信玄や織田信長などに教唆され度々上杉家に矛先を向けており、それ以外にも天に唾すような背徳的行動、野蛮な所業を数多くやってのけている。人面獣心（もしくは面従腹背）の四文字がこれほどまでに合致する人物も珍しいだろう。

### 壮絶な前半生

繁長は出生からして壮絶であり、現代人が思い描く謙信や兼続が唱導する「義」などとはおおよそかけ離れた生い立ちを送った。北越後の豪族の一人、本庄房長の子として生まれた繁長だが、赤子の頃、背信した叔父の小川長資に父と共に居城を追われ、父はまもなく憤死、捲土重来を誓った繁長は数年後、軍勢を集め、また術策を尽くして居城を奪還、叔父長資を自ら太刀を以って成敗し城主の座に帰りついたのである。この時繁長わずか13歳、「わしはこんなところ来とうなかった！」などと泣きじゃくっていた甘ったれの与六とは、既にこの時点で**格が違う。**繁長の粗忽にして苛烈な気性は、この過酷な少年時代の間に培われたと言って良いだろう。

### 揚北衆

戦国時代の北越後は揚北衆と呼ばれる、軍事力、財力を蓄えた有力な土豪達が群雄割拠する激戦区であり、繁長の本庄家もこの揚北衆と呼ばれる土豪の一つであった。謙信の父である長尾為景によって越後は統一されたものの、揚北衆は独立意識が強く、度々離反したり、互いに私闘を繰り広げたりして、長尾・上杉氏にとってはまさしく目の上のタンコブのような問題児ばかりであった。

### 札付きの問題児

なかんずく、繁長は問題行動が顕著で、出兵要請を拒んだり、武田信玄に内応して謙信に反逆したり、景勝時代には同じ揚北衆の色部長真といさかいを生じて出奔するなど、曲者ぞろいの揚北衆の中でも背信行為が突出していた。この手の荒くれ者は、尼子家の新宮党、南部家の九戸党よろしく、家中の権力一元化のため粛清されたり、あるいは自滅したりすることが多いのだが、不思議なことに繁長は背信行為を侵してもその度に帰参を許され、重用されている。繁長を殺すことで北越後に生じる波紋の大きさを憂慮した、合戦に関しては卓越した武勇と技量の持ち主であり、謀叛癖を上回る使い勝手の良さがあったため何度も許され重用された、など、いくつか理由は挙げられるが、繁長が乱世を生き延びた何よりの理由は繁長本人の優れた器量と運の良さに帰結する。

### 以外と世渡り上手

幼い頃から権謀術数渦巻く乱世の厳しさを肌で味わってきた繁長は、自然とサバイバルの要諦を会得しており、「越えてはいけない一線」を心得ていた。また、信玄に教唆されて謀叛を起こした際、隣国の蘆名盛氏の仲介を得て謙信に帰参を許されているが、これは繁長が近隣の諸大名との間に広い人脈を築いていたことを示唆している。さらに、庄内の大宝寺家が継承問題で揺れた際、「本庄と言う苗字が示すとおり、本来庄内の地は我が本庄家のもので、俺とその血族が統治することこそふさわしい」と強引な口実を設けてで介入して息子の義勝を強引に当主に据えてしまい、後年、庄内の領土を繁長に奪われた出羽の狐が惣無事令への抵触を持ち出して秀吉に強訴することで庄内を奪還しようとした際には、秀吉に直々に弁解して最終的に勝訴、庄内の領土を安堵されるなど、交渉のスキル、立て板に水の弁舌も持ち合わせていた。単なる武勇一辺倒の猪武者ではなく、こういう怜悧な面があったからこそ、繁長は太平の世までその首を繋ぐことが出来た。逆に言えば、したたかだったせいで度々謀叛を起こして上杉家に煮え湯を飲ませたとも言える。

この北越の暴れ馬の蛮勇ぶりには謙信も大いに手を焼かされたが、次の当主である景勝には基本的に従順であり、一時期逐電したものの一貫して景勝に忠誠を誓っている。景勝とは馬が合ったとも、肉体言語を以ってして忠勤の志を叩き込まれたからだとも言われている。

## 主な戦績

繁長の武功で特筆すべきは、やはり関ヶ原の合戦における、北陸での伊達政宗との戦いであろう。繁長が度々謀叛を起こした独立意識が強い反骨気鋭の武将であることを熟知していた政宗は、慧眼な繁長なら景勝のような無口童貞野郎より俺の方が器量があることに当然気付いているはず、寄らば大樹の陰、誘いを掛ければ容易くよわっちい上杉から最強の独眼竜の側へ鞍替えするだろうとお目出度い解釈をし、繁長に内通を教唆し、承諾を得た。この承諾はフェイクだったのだが、政宗はそれ見た事かと欣喜雀躍し、早くも勝利の余韻に浸っていた。自己陶酔と上杉への侮りから緩みが生じていた政宗に対し、繁長は内応を含ませる言質を取らせておきながら土壇場でこれが空手形であったことを暴露、手薬煉を引いて待ち伏せしていた須田長義と共に政宗を前と後ろから挟撃してフルボッコにした。サンドウィッチにするのには失敗したもののこの時の政宗の負けっぷりとほうほうの体での遁走は相当無様であったらしく、藩の礎石を築いた政宗に汚点がついてしまうことを憂慮した仙台藩の人々の尽力によって、仙台側の史料ではこの合戦自体が捏造扱いされている。

ちなみに同じ頃、愛の人は出羽の狐に逆にボコられていた。だらしねぇな!しかも後年、政宗に対して「後姿しか見てなかったもので伊達殿だと気付きませんでした」と挑発しているが、政宗をボコってほうほうのていで遁走させたのは繁長である。お前じゃない。

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Duolingo

**Duolingo** was a sailor who sailed across the seven seas in the year 1583. He is known for discovering the islands of Hawaii, New Zealand and Planet Earth.

## Who Is Duolingo?

Duolingo was born on the 7th of October 1513 to two loving parents: a prostitute and a brewer, in London. He had a hard childhood, before becoming King of The Democratic People's Republic of Arstotzka in the year 1534, after he removed a bear from a stone that nobody else could remove (basically, the Russian version of the story of King Arthur and the sword in the stone).

To quote his autobiography:

> The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Grizzlibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Captain Duolingo, was to carry The Grizzly Bear. That is why I am your [the New World's] king! --Duo
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## 'Excalibur' Controversy

Duolingo has been involved in a number of controversies since his birth: five hundred years can make your opinions pretty dicey and leave you being debated by everyone, and disliked by many more.

His biggest controversy occurred shortly after the release of Duo's autobiography, 'The Holy Sail'. After he discusses a paragraph detailing why he believed himself to be the rightful King of Arstotzka and the New World due to his receiving of a mysterious grizzly-bear in the shape of a sword from a mysterious, lake-dwelling woman.

However, many of the commoners objected to this. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. One peasant even argued that supreme executive power, should come from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

> Duo can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery old tart threw a sword at you: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! -- One such anonymous peasant
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As well as that, Duo now has lots of haters: a total of 17,321, according to the live hater-tracking website MostHated.com, which places him in the 137th spot, behind the AirPods Bragger and your terrible Year 2 teacher, Mrs. Carr.

## A Poem About Duolingo

Duo has had a number of poems written about him, so I felt like could not finish up this article without mentioning them.

### Duo and Hoot

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Netflix and Chill

**Neftlix and Chill** is an action undertaken by two consenting adults in the bedroom, in which one turns on a show on popular online streaming service Netflix, and the two relax in bed as they watch the content.

It was invented in the year 1662 by a fat dude by the name of Gordon Ramsay. He would use it on his live theatre cooking show, which was named, "Ye Olde Hellish Kitchenary". To find out more about Gordon Ramsay, go to my-mum.com.tn

Thanks to the state of Tennessee for sponsoring this article. "Move to Tennessee, we have guns!" --Anonymous resident
Lilian

A lot can be said of lilian, but the two traits most people enjoy the most are that she's generous and hardworking. Of course she's also reliable, honest and honorable, but those are often overshadowed by tendencies of being insensitive as well.

Her generosity though, this is what she's often adored for. Friends frequently count on this and her planning whenever they need cheering up.

Nobody's perfect of course and lilian has a share of darker sides to deal with too. Her obnoxious nature and carelessness aren't exactly fun to deal with even at the best of times.

Fortunately her hardworking nature is usually there to help mends things when needed.
Yo Mama So...

This article serves as a list of all of the best Yo Mama jokes I have found during my time on this Earth and my playful banter with mates, with jokes being at the expense of our mothers. **The best ones are enboldened.**

## Yo momma so UGLY

* She walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job.
* She walked into an ugly competition and they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
* Her birth certificate is an apology letter from the c0nd0m factoryHad to do this so it would be able to stay up :/
* She turned Medusa to stone
* People dress up as *her* for Halloween
* She made an onion cry

## Yo momma so FAT

* *When she fell down on the ground, nobody laughed, but the pavement cracked up.*
* She's got more rolls than the a little overpriced but charming local deli where the guy knows what you want each time you come and greets you with an authentic smile which really makes your area feel like a real community
* When she skips a meal, the stock market crashes.
* When she goes camping, the bears hide *their* food.
* *She is legally a small island and was recently colonised by the British to become the Colony of Yo Mama*
* She ate a whole pizza...hut
* I walked around her, and then I got lost
* Whenever she steps on a scale, it says 'to be continued'
* If I had a cent for every pound she weighs, I could pay off the national debt
* She doesn't eat with a fork, rather a *forklift*
* She was born on January 26--and 27, and 28.
* She went to a restaurant, looked at the menu and just told the waiter, "Okay."

## Yo momma so DUMB

* *It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.*
* She thought a quarterback was a refund
* She was run over by a parked car
* *When thieves broke into the house and stole the TV, she chased after them to tell them they forgot the remote*
* She drove to an orphanage to tell Yo Mama jokes

## Yo momma so DISGUSTING

* *The airport sushi finds her disgusting.*

## Yo momma so OLD

* She was there when the Queen was born. She was there when the baby Jesus was born. She was even there when Miss Br0ckett was born!!!!!!!1

## Yo momma so POOR

* The ducks throw bread at her
* She couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you
Ajay Loner

**Ajay Loner** is a Sim residing in Strangetown. He is the husband of Kristen Loner (nee Loste), and the father of Felicity Loner.

Ajay moved to Strangetown, completely unaware of the extra-terrestrial goings on there. Straight away, Ajay decided to pursue a career in Law, and he luckily found a position in the newspaper.
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ISD Researcher

### General:

Creative genius, crazed scientist, and madman are all things which researchers are called on the regular. People fear med-bay not for their standard procedures, but for the works of art the researchers have been able to develop. Their medical research is the driving force in creating new technology and practices for the Medical Corps. Research has found cures to countless ailments and has been the psychological bane of the Empire's foes. They praise their own science and have made life secondary to the information they develop.

### Creation:

An ISD Researcher is identified by their higher level of curiosity among the medical staff aboard the ISD. Once screened they then surrender their armor and are given lab gear, so that they may better perceive their surroundings. They then take the Researcher Creed. Injection of a neural implant is then administered in order to prevent them from leaking any information unwillingly. Access to the general database is then granted and they are put under observation as they begin to exercise their previously forbidden curiosity.

### Rules:

Although given a higher level of creative freedom these researchers are limited to what they may practice based on their ship's SOP. These restrictions are put in place for the safety of the ship as some of the creations and study's done can cause ship ending issues. Any researcher found breaking the rules are to be reported to higher up in research using the Research Report form here [!Medical Research report form link!].

For more information detailed information on their hierarchy or individuals see their ranks and roster.
REDACTED Personnel

### General

The current list of known personnel who require specific handling onboard the ISD are as follows:

* Death Troopers (DT)
* Inquisitorias (IQ)
* Purge Troopers
* Royal Gaurd / Shadow Gaurd (RG)
* Imperial Commandos (IC)
* Inferno Agents (IF)
* 501st ARC Troopers

Information about these individuals are known to few, and are intentionally made difficult to find. Sharing information publicly about these individuals outside the database almost always results death. Use caution when choosing to interact with or about these groups.
Researcher Logs

### General

Researcher logs are linked to the individual. They are taken by both ISB and ISD researchers based on their individual accounts of events. These logs are meant to track long running issues and sore points of the ship such as interactions with a certain pack of rebels, or just simply a researchers day to day life on the ship.

A collection of these logs will be generated and filled as submissions to the database are made with the form below:

https://forms.gle/QQ5CB4zh5wp5HRsk7
自己紹介

「お座り下さい」
「ありがとうございます」
「はい、まずは自己紹介してください」
**自己紹介**（じこしょうかい）とは、自分の情報を他人に開示することである。だが言いたくない事まで言う必要はない。都合の悪い状況に陥ったら「嘘も方便」。早い話、馬鹿正直に本当のことを喋ってしまえば、バイトの面接などでは確実に弾かれるし、警察の尋問官を喜ばせるだけだ。言ってしまえば、自己紹介とは腹の探り合い、騙しあいだ。
ユーモア欠落症患者のために、ウィキペディアの専門家気取りたちが項目を執筆しています。

## ご家族は?

遠縁の親戚がいくつか。ウィキペディアという兄がいるのですが、兄は自分のことが嫌いなようで・・・（私も嫌いだが）。
あとチャクウィキという従兄弟がいます・・・(こちらは同志)

## ご趣味は?

（お見合いみたくなってきたな・・・）
ウィキペディア荒らしです。

は?
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（はッ?!）
あッ、いえいえいえ。時折、兄の事業を手伝うことが趣味みたいなものです。

## はい、**「無職」**っと。では・・

いえいえ、そうではありません（汗）。とあるウェブサイトを経営しています。といっても勤めているわけではなく、私がウェブサイトそのものといいますか・・・。

## どのような方とお仕事を?

ええと、その。さまざまな所から、文章表現豊かな人材を発掘しています（兄貴の会社から弾きだされたヤツが大半だがな・・・）。