JSP

*"I have to admit, you guys are strong when you team up."
"That's what friends are for, we work together."*
―The Pumpkin King and Sonic[src]
**Just Saiyan Productions** (**JSP**) is a powerful, though juvenile group of Metahumans led by Laser, known to combat powerful threats, including the Pumpkin King and The Grinch.

## History

### Metahuman Group

*Just Saiyan Productions* was created by Laser, who led the powerful group with Static by his side. Though the group merely consisted of Metahumans, the group befriended other people, including Mai, Rco, and Sonic, who the latter would soon gain superspeed powers, leading him to be trained under Laser's mentorship. *JSP* soon became popular, being recognized by the public as celebrities, rather than crime-fighting heroes. Sometime later, Cora, a demon who originally tried to kill Laser, joined *JSP* while dating him.

### Stupid Grandpa's Campaign

*"Yo, you work for the CIA!?"
"I work for your Mama!"*
―Mudda Sucka and Laser[src]

In 2015, Laser rescued Max and Mudda Sucka, who were both trapped inside Stupid Grandpa's House. Sometime later, Laser joined the two when they sought to confront Stupid Grandpa outside the hospital, where he used his powers to defeat Stupid Grandpa.

### Ultimate Competition

*"So how long have you been standing there?"
"That doesn't matter. What matters is that me and Laser settle our fight NOW!"*
―Rco and Static[src]

Laser and Static sought to battle each other, with Laser hoping to beat Static. With the battle being spectated by Sonic, Mai, and Rco, Laser and Static utilized their trusty powers during the fight. Unfortunately, Static refused to let Laser win, due to his juvenile personality opposing to his serious and more responsible behaviour. This convinced Static to refrain holding back during the battle, causing him completely beat up Laser. Laser's powers evolved however, causing him to overpower Static. Upset with Laser's evolved powers, Static charged up himself, upgrading his electric powers. When Static sought to break every bone in Laser's body, the spectators began to question where the evolutionary power that Laser and Static were gaining was coming from.

### Battling the Pumpkin King

*"We got this, we just gotta work together."*
―Sonic to Laser and Static[src]

With Sonic's superspeed powers becoming known to Pumpkin King, he sought to gain them so he could create an army of pumpkins to take over the world. The Pumpkin King gradually brought Sonic to the Pumpkin Dimension, hoping to collaborate with him. Unfortunately, Sonic refused to cooperate, so Pumpkin King decided to take his powers himself. Battling Sonic, the Pumpkin King became impressed with Sonic's powers, though still expected a challenge from him. This led Sonic to convince the Pumpkin King to teleport Laser and Static to the pumpkin underworld. Joined together, the members of *JSP* managed to defeat the Pumpkin King, who kept his promise to send them back home if they succeeded in defeating him. With the Pumpkin King defeated, the members of *JSP* returned home.

### The Grinch's Heist

*"Look, just give us back our presents... Or I'll break all your fingers!"*
―Static to The Grinch[src]

Celebrating the Christmas season in the JSP Headquarters, the group were visited by Cora, who joined them. Unfortunately, the group had their peaceful holiday interrupted when the legendary 'Santa Claus' entered their house, much to the group's confusion. Sometime later, the JSP Headquarters was destroyed when Cora went outside to see who was at the door.

Believing 'Santa Claus' to be the culprit behind the destruction, *JSP* sought to confront him, but that's when they realized that they had been tricked by The Grinch, who escaped *JSP* with the presents he had stolen from them. Laser, Static, and Sonic ventured to get the presents back, leading them to confront The Grinch outside the Grinch's Hideout. The confrontation was interrupted when the real Santa Claus showed up. *JSP* decided to help Santa return the presents that The Grinch stole, before being returned to the destroyed JSP Headquarters, which Sonic was instructed to clean up. They soon managed to clean up the destruction that The Grinch caused to the JSP Headquarters, causing the building to be renovated by 2023.

### Laser and Sonic's Music Video

*"Finally, it's over."
"Wait, what? Did you NOT enjoy that?"
"No. Don't you ever invite me to be in your stupid music videos again. Dancing like that is so embarrassing."*
―Cort and Laser[src]

Laser and Sonic joined together to create a music video based on the song *Just Wanna Rock* by Lil Uzi Vert. Sonic brought multiple people over to the JSP Headquarters to contribute to the video, including Cora, Rco, Bryan, Cort, Mochi, Biscuit, Kimiizuki, and the Pancake Ninja. While the majority of the partygoers enjoyed the music video, Static and Cort remained unimpressed, with Cort becoming embarrassed because of the dancing. When Ice Spice joined the party, Laser, Sonic, and Bryan thirsted over her, upsetting Cora. Sometime later, the guests started to leave the building. While talking with Laser and Bryan, Sonic proposed to do another music video based on the song *Boy's a Liar* by PinkPanteheress.

### Static's Training

*"What happened?"
"I was training, which is what you two should be doing more of."*
―Sonic and Static[src]

Sometime later, Static trained in the Gravity Room, hoping to see how well he could do when dodging multiple laser projectiles with increased gravity, so he utilized the Gravity Tweaker, setting the room's gravity to 150. Static managed to to successfully dodge the lasers, despite the increased gravity, but when Static tried to turn the machine off, it malfunctioned, causing the room's gravity to go up to 300. Static was magnetized to the ground, causing him to become vulnerable to the laser projectiles. Ultimately, Static had to use his electric powers to disable the room's machinery so he could leave.

Meanwhile, Laser and Sonic were busy watching *Stupid Grandpa* when they heard the commotion happening in the Gravity Room. When they went to check on Static, he came out of the room with cuts and bruises all over his body, much to Laser and Sonic's concern. When Static criticized the other two for slacking off and not using their time wisely to train just like him, he believed Laser and Sonic to be hopeless. While talking with Bryan, Laser and Sonic criticized Static's overly-serious behaviour, with Bryan describing him to be a killjoy. Unfortunately, Static heard the three talking behind his back. When Bryan begged Static to calm down, Static electrocuted him.

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *Stupid Grandpa*
* *Laser vs. Static*
* *Laser vs. Static - Part 2* (Unreleased)
* *JSP Valentine's Special* (Flashbacks)
* *JSP vs. The Pumpkin King*
* *JSP Winter Special*
* *JSP Valentine's Special*
* *JSP Shorts: I Just Wanna...*
* *JSP Shorts: Static's Training*
* *The Incredible Crew: The Bowling Special* (Unreleased)

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 *Laser vs. Static*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *JSP vs. The Pumpkin King*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 *JSP Winter Special*
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 *JSP Shorts: I Just Wanna...*
5. ↑ *JSP Valentine's Special*
6. ↑ *Stupid Grandpa*
7. ↑ *JSP Shorts: Static's Training*