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Spirit Isles

The Spirit Isles are a set of remote islands located deep within the Barren Sea, and are home to unkown mystical beings. The islands contain very little vegetation due to the extremely rocky and acidic soil. As a matter of fact, most of the islands' surfaces are made of pure volcanic rock. The waters in the region are extremely violent and are usually avoided by ships, very few have lived to see what truly lies in the center of the island cluster.
Pyromancy

Pyromancy is the ability to manipulate and summon fire and heat. Pyromancers are a common mancy compared to others, usually being the go-to mancy for mercenary groups or armies alike, and have proven over time to be devastating influences on the battlefield. Pyromancy is often viewed as a highly unstable and volatile mancy, with even the display of an intermediate’s fireball often causing even knights to run. However, pyromancy has a large amount of notable side effects, especially when cast without the use of protective gloves. Things such as blisters, damage to the skin, or even the inability to feel one’s hands.

## Example Spells

* **Fireball:** The classic RPG spell makes its appearance in Legends of the Aether. Forms a ball of flames of varying temperatures in the user's hand, which can then be 'catapulted' or launched straight forward. Known to dissipate after long distances.
* **Hell Wall:** Forms a wall of flames in whatever direction. A rather common defensive spell used by mages to stop melee fighters dead in their tracks. Requires constant Vitor use to keep running and the flames can be put out by conventional means.
* **Flame Stream:** Similar to the Hydromancy's Water Jet spell, but with flames. As the name suggests, launches a constant stream of heat and flames from the user's palms, rather powerful but with a pathetic range. As with all spells, intensity varies according to the user's skill level.
Kodiocity Wiki

The Kodiakian Assassination of the Lost Religion (L.R.) militia as a whole.

**Welcome to the Kodiocity Wiki!**
We cover all things about Kodiocity

Kodilations 1:1… “Through Heaven and earth alone… I am the honored one.” this is the first verse of **Kodiology**

Kodialations 1:2, “ He who hath not sippith thy wocketh, shalln’t appraise thyne goddington in thyne sky. “ / math equations the formula

A Key Event The Kodiakian Assassination of the Lost Religion (L.R.) militia as a whole

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Unknown Superheroes 1..

Unknown Superheroes 1 aka. The untold stories of the unknown superheroes, is the first episode of Unknown Superheroes.

## Plot

The episode starts with a Unknown Villain who is holding two fireballs and throws one at the Police Officer and the officer dodges the attack. The Police Officer asks for backup. Then Surprise Attack appears and tells him that he can stop him. The Police Officer thinks he’s superman but then asks who he is. Surprise Attack introduces himself and tells him what his power is and the Police Officer claims it is great. But Surprise Attack tells him that he will go in-front his fireball, the Police Officer tells him that it is a terrible idea. The Unknown Villain throws a fireball at the Police Officer but Surprise Attack teleports in front of the villain’s fireball and gets killed instead. The Police Officer gets worried about him and the Unknown Villain looks at him and attempts to throw a fireball at him but a laser appears. Biclops introduces himslef and the Police Officer thinks hes Cyclops but Biclops wrongs him and says his name. Then Biclops says what his power is, a laser that cab destroy anything it touches but he says it can never hit his target. Biclops attempts to shoot a laser at the Unknown Villain. Surprise Attack returns but gets shot by the laser and gets obliterated. After he dies, the villain looks at the Police Officer and summons two fireballs in his hands. Then Blaster appears and says he’ll defeat the villain. The Police Officer doubts him but then he starts blasting power balls and punching the villain. When Blaster was almost about to defeat the Unknown Villain, he gets obliterated by Biclops. The officer gets shocked and looks at Biclops. Biclops feels guilt for obliterating Blaster. The Unknown Villain looks at the officer again and summons two more fireballs. He throws one at Biclops but Surprise Attack returns again to protect or defeat the Unknown Villain but fails to and as a result blowing both of them up. Ending the episode.

## Characters

### Superheroes

* Surprise Attack
* Biclops
* Blaster
The 1948 NOIBR Season

The 1948 NOIBR Season was the very first season. It only featured 6 events at the Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit through January and February.

## Racers

Oliver Reynolds, in the blue boat

Mason Donovan, in the red boat

Ethan Mitchell, in the green boat

Liam Anderson, in the yellow boat

Alexander Foster, in the purple boat.

Benjamin Parker, in the orange boat

## Events

#### January 4th, 1948 at Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit

The very first race of the NOIBR series and the first of the season. Mason Donovan would win, followed by Alexander Foster, Benjamin Parker, Oliver Reynolds, Liam Anderson, and Ethan Mitchell in the rear.

#### January 11th, 1948 at Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit

The second race of the season would be won by Liam Anderson, followed by Benjamin Parker, Alexander Foster, Mason Donovan, Oliver Reynolds, and Ethan Mitchell.

#### January 18th, 1948 at Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit

The third race of the season would be won by Ethan Mitchell, followed by Oliver Reynolds, Liam Anderson, Alexander Foster, Mason Donovan, and Benjamin Parker.

#### January 25th, 1948 at Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit

The fourth race of the season would be won by Alexander Foster, followed by Mason Donovan, Ethan Mitchell, Benjamin Parker, Oliver Reynolds, and Liam Anderson.

#### February 1st, 1948 at Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit

The fifth race of the season would be won by Oliver Reynolds, followed by Liam Anderson, Mason Donovan, Ethan Mitchell, Benjamin Parker, and Alexander Foster.

#### February 8th, 1948 at Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit

The sixth race of the season would be won by Ethan Mitchell, followed by Liam Anderson, Benjamin Parker, Mason Donovan, Alexander Foster, and Oliver Reynolds. A tie breaker was held for championship between Mason Donovan and Liam Anderson, of which Mason won.

## Final Standings

Mason Donovan 24

Liam Anderson 23

Alexander Foster 21

Ethan Mitchell 21

Oliver Reynolds 19

Benjamin Parker 19
Official ISB Lore Wiki

**Welcome to the Official ISB Lore Wiki!**
The official lore page for the international school of beaverton, all other wikis are FAKE do NOT read ANYTHING on them

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Siglls

Siglls are the humans spawn point and also their main exit when the wave 6 is over.

## appearance

Siglls are blue crystals with a blue hue. When a Sigll becomes corrupted, they become shattered and become green with a green hue.

## function

when a player presses E when near one, they will be teleported to another sigll. this will take some time as a bar will fill indicating how long it will take. Siglls can also teleport any zombies back to the zgas when a round is completly over.
I bet on failing hounds

I Bet on Losing Dogs:

"When a petty thief falls for a mark, a studying criminologist, they must wrestle with their life of crime for a shot at lasting happiness."

1-2-3-4-TITLE CARD (pumpy percussion as the girl bounces around through the streets)

Girl pickpockets as she walks through the street. She loves working in a busy town, a tourist town, a intoxicated town, cos of course, you can blend in, they're gonna leave soon, and they're gonna think whatever they lost is on them (examples) "If you wanna run a business the key thing is location, location, location BUMP, makes direct eye contact with a girl, disrupting the music for a moment, but regardless she works her way up to her thief freinds and they're planning a mark on someone, someone rich they've tracked down with their high tech augrs to this very hotel. MC calls the mark pretty offhand and the rest size her up for the steal. Planner is like, well first we gotta cut (dress you up) close up on device (you''ll be interlinked with comms but) show hand signals in stuff (if that fails, keep an eye for signals) it's like magic, be obvious enough in one space to distract from another (MC cranes head over to Mark)

"Woah, don't I know you from somewhere?"

"Keeping it cliche are we?"

"Ouch, we bumped into each other downstairs. Didn't know I was running into a proper socialite."

"Who says I'm one of those?"

"I don't know, look where we are."

"Oh? then who might you be?"

"A proper socialite myself."

"Really? Cos I've never met you before."

"Downstairs really meant nothing to you, did it?"

"I can't say it did."

"It's okay, I can catch you up to speed."

(Scan downloads virus onto phone, stealing her password)

Mark scrolls through MC's Instagram

"Oh, you know Verity?"

"Only since I met her,"

(SILENCE COMMS, SILENCE COMMS NOW!)

\*chuckle, hand back phone\* "She and I go way back."

A BLURRY BLUE LIGHT GOES OFF BEHIND MC

The mark admits to being a criminologist because she found out mutual friend was a thief, loving to speak with her and pick her mind even if mark knew friend was just using her as a mark. (Really up close and personal 3/4ths shot as she says this.) Nice and bright in MC's face, before turning back to normal. The bongos speed up and get overpowered by a bassy drum before returning to normal.

She offers insight into her specs, which at first check out but MC doesn't know if its a trap, MC gives wrong advice before getting coorrected by team member.

So does Mark know?

They're in home stretch and grab the thing, the alarm is about to raise but mark takes the MC's camera and raises it. It disables the alarm and takes a picture. (Camera app alarm breaker is mentioned during briefing)

When the team is celebrating and leaves, MC looks back at mark, a coy smile on her face and a toodleoo from the fingers.
Ludwag

Ludwag is a medium-sized, island-filled continent located in the middle of Azura. It is currently home to predominantly Elves, Drows, and Humans. Ludwag is the location that ***Legends of the Aether: Amnisca* takes place in.**

## Terrain and Biomes

The continent overall has a rather nice climate and vegetation, with most of its surface covered in vast savannas and plains. Varying biomes in the North make it ideal for most if not all races to thrive, and can support many crops and animals making it an ideal spot for civilization.

Ludwag has a large mountain range that goes through the middle of the continent, splitting it up into the subcontinents of Northern Ludwag and Southern Ludwag.

## Subcontinents

### Northern Ludwag

Northern Ludwag has an extremely diverse ecosystem. It is considered the hotbed of advanced civilization and life in Ludwag, as it can support most if not all life to some degree.

### Southern Ludwag

Home to the Empire of Umbuso- the great savannahs and spanning plains of South Ludwag are ripe with the prestigious and colossal cities of Umbuso.
Randy's 1000th birthday

"The earth erupted, and terror ran amok. There were no survivors. The gates of ISB's Inferno has opened, and evil will spread throughout our world" - Irvine Steinberg Bearenstein, December 24, 2023.

Nothing is known about this incident because all witnesses died. Irvine has confirmed that the gates of ISB's Inferno has been opened, and the people locked in there have escaped.
Astonishing Marvel Wiki

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A Comic AU

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Mason Donovan

Mason Donovan is an ice boat racer who began his career during the 1948 NOIBR season. He has the distinct honors of being the inaugural champion and winning the inaugural race.

## Wins

January 4th, 1948 at Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit

February 8th, 1948 championship tie breaker lap at Aldenholme Ice Flats Circuit.
Miriea

Miriea is a ‘religion’, more so belief, circling around the idea of dreams. A common village folklore of a beautiful spirit granting children and adults alike dreams. Many say Miriea visiting and granting dreams is almost a blessing, often times dreams are expected to carry wisdom and tales of good fortune, or visions of the future.

Nightmares are said to be warnings of bad omens, sometimes entailing something bad that will happen in specific people or place’s future. The phrases “I pray Miriea lets you rest easy tonight” or, “May Miriea grant you good fortune in your dreams” are commonly said.
List of Lists

This is a navigation page, you can click on the links to go to a list page.

## List

List of List is also on this list but you're on the page right now so no need for you to get to this page.

* List of Characters
* List of Characters with Name Variations
* List of First/Leaders
* List of School Subjects
* List of Colors
* List of Strike/Block Reasons
* List of Templates
* List of Episodes
* List of Unseen Characters
* List of Non-Canon Characters
* List of Planets
* List of Condiments
* List of Liquids
* List of Months
* List of Beverages
* List of Characters/Temporary
* List of Seasons
* List of Decades
* List of Deaths
* List of Holidays
* List of Devices
* List of Gaseous Planets
* List of Thumbnails
* List of Sauces
* List of Antagonist
* List of Days
* List of Terrestrial Planets
* List of Humans
* List of Medicines
* List of Dwarf Planets
* List of Characters with Different Variations
* List of Groups
* List of Years
* List of Thousands

## Groups

Though not titled list, they are a list in some way and are related.

* Christmas' Nice List
* Christmas' Naughty List
* 2020s' Zoom Meeting
* The Decades' Party
* Rainbow Association
* The Solar System
* The School Subjects' Meeting
* The Medicine Cabinet
List of Antagonist

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Antagonist are usually apart of the main characters but play a different role in the episode. It is usually ***rare*** to see a villain appear in an episode, as most of the antagonists are just jerkish instead of villainous. Some villains are defeated while others actually do commit havoc.
Rainbow Association

The Rainbow Association is a group that the 6 main colors have formed. The latest members are Black and White.

## Members

As of today, there are 8 members.

* Red
* Orange
* Yellow
* Green
* Blue
* Purple
* Black
* White

## About

The Rainbow Association is a group/company that tries to receive or earn money. They also did lawsuits on the pride flag for not paying them one time.
March

This article is a disambiguation.
You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is March. For the planet, go to Mars.

### Relatives

January, February, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December

## Appearances

### Debut

If Months Were People

March is the third month of the year and has 31 days.

## Appearance

March has brown/black messy hair, a white shirt and a beard like every month. His shirt has his name March on it but shortened to Mar.

## Personality

March will question or whisper and sometimes be shocked at times. Not much is known about him due to him just watching January lead and take days from other months.
30s

30s is a decade that appeared in If Decades Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown fancy hair, a beard and a white shirt with a black tie, the shirt is underneath the dark gray work shirt. His dark gray shirt also has his name on it. He is seen holding a glass.

## Personality

Not much is known about him but he is shown to drink at times and work, he can also sometimes be mean at times and sometimes is nice. He is usually angry and has to work or needs to work.
Red

Red is a primary color of the rainbow.

## Appearance

He has brown/black hair, a beard and a red shirt.

## Personality

He is sometimes mean and will be bossy sometimes. He is part of the Color Association. He doesn’t like other colors being in groups with many members. But he doesn’t really bully other colors.

## Trivia

* Red might be mean or angry because angry and a stop sign are red. Also red traffic lights also mean to stop.
Flectomancy

Flectomancy is a **Lost Mancy**, capable of manipulating machinery.

Flectomancy is another intriguing mancy for it’s users, Flectomancers are found as excellent tinkerers with an ability to create a variety of fascinating mechanical objects and beings. They can be found as a force to be reckoned with as they can use their powers to bring their mechanical creations to life. Flectomancy can be used to research and experiment with advanced machines and concepts never seen before in Azura. Many of the technological advancements in Azura, such as clocks and war machines can be credited to Flectomancers.

The "sentient" mechanical creations of Flectomancers run off the vitor of the Flectomancer, meaning without their creator they are nothing but a heap of metal. Flectomancy is usually practiced by scientists and tacticians, developing new technologies and concepts for their kingdoms or for their own personal gain.

### *Examples*

Flectomancers do not have generic spells, but rather use their mancy in special ways to create and manipulate machines. Listed are a few examples of what Flectomancy can be used for.

* **Clockwork Automatons:** Creating mechanical "sentient" machines to do a task. Keep in mind that the bigger and complicated the machine, the more vitor the machine will drain from the Flectomancer..

* **Machine Creation:** The knowledge that Flectomancy provides can be used to create interesting machines. However, there are limits. For the sake of roleplay, no generic "steampunk" items or firearms can be created by Flectomancy. Anything too modern is most likely not allowed. Keep Flectomancy logical, and interesting.
Math

Math is one of the school subjects from If School Subjects Were People. Math is a subject where you learn numbers and math.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name on it. On his shirt is his name Math on it. He also wears glasses.

## Personality

He is usually nice and smart. He is great with math and doesn’t bully others. He sometimes subtracts stuff out of his life.
Armor vibes sol

MC: HIGH durability in exchange for no repairs and significantly reduced stealth. SPECIAL: DIE or SURVIVE armor, you either kill a MC user, or they're chilling ftmp.

Full Weave: HIGH STEALTH, FAST, LIGHT. They trade armor hitpoints for layered ballweaves, allowing more folds for vines to grow through, lessening the strain of stealth, basically allowing infinite stealth capabilities for the most attuned. They're very resilient to ballistics, especially in tandem with their powerful shields (which they trade for armor), but once that shield is gone, they much more vulnerable, particularly to many energy and chemical weapons, worseso for earlier models --

Power-armored: Stronger to hit, exotic mobility hardpoints built in, moderately strong shields and moderate stealth (low-level semi transparency is sustainable, but true invisibility requires focus and can only be held for a time, roughly a minute or so) In-organics are very difficult to weave through, so unless some-one has grown a stealth cloak with their symbiote, it's pretty hard to full invis longterm with these. Still, the hardpoints and strength afforded by power armors are nothing to scoff at and the more stripped down versions still feature carboceramite carapaces much more resilient to energy damage without the Catastrophic existance failure of MC.
On ria and dc

ON RIA and DC

Delia-Clare is the daughter of Kahikalani's adoptive child, Fonta and their spouse Lielu. (All of which are Prysmi) After the space battle, Rubies and SLA Soldiers rush to the Emperor's estate, where he was visiting his family.

Chapter 0 is entering into the space battle, and getting the upfront bit about the HSW much like nuSOTI is a GIL starting focus OR its the og Wargirl
Tartar Sauce

Tartar Sauce was the false winner of the Best Condiment for French Fries Award.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name Tartar Sauce on it. He also wears glasses and a whitish yellowish shirt with button holes on top.

## Personality

He is the nicest condiment of every one. He doesn’t bully others and his best friend is Steak Sauce. He is usually like a little brother to Steak Sauce.
Frank James 2

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**Reason**: It’s Frank James’ Second Channel

This page was last edited on December 5, 2023, at 14:55:07.

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You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is Frank James 2. For the main channel, go to here..

## Frank James 2

Frank James second channel.This channel used to be called "Creator Accelerators" and "College of Tuber Studies" before that, just in case you're wondering

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

Frank James 2 is a Male American YouTuber with 10.7K subscribers and 200.7K views. His content style is Educational and he is semi-active on the second channel. He has 53 videos and joined YouTube September 21st 2019.

## Channels

* Frank James
* **Frank James 2**

## Gallery

His Profile PictureHis Channel Background
## Extras

* Frank James 2 Home Area (His Home/Featured Area)
* Frank James 2 Videos Area (All his videos)
* Frank James 2 Podcast Area (His Podcast Area)
* Frank James 2 Community Area (His Community Tab/Community Post Area)

## Trivia

* He has a son.
* His favorite color is orange.
* He is married.
* This is his second channel.
* This is the only channel of Frank James that has a Podcast Area.
1920s

1920s is a decade in the thousands along with 2020s.

## Appearance

His appearance is nearly identical to a fancy restaurant waiter. He has brown neat/fancy hair, a maroon tie, a white long sleeve shirt, a black button vest on top of the white shirt and it has his name 1920s on it.

## Personality

He likes to start parties and likes to have fun, he also likes hosting them and acts usually fancy. He claims made the hooch from the bathtub to make 80s stop drinking which is a possibility they don’t like each other.

## Trivia

* He and 2020s are the only decades whose name is written in thousands, probably to differentiate the two. In fact, 1920s’ name being written differently from the others may be foreshadowing of 2020s appearance.
Wednesday

Wednesday is the third day of the week.

## Appearance

He has black/brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Wednesday on it but shortened to Wed. He also has black/dark eye-bags under his eyes. This may be because he doesn’t sleep that often or rarely gets sleep.

## Personality

He is the meanest month of the week. He bullies other months and doesn’t like them. He can accuse others for no reason or over the weirdest or dumbest reasons. He can get angry quickly and could have a short temper.

## Trivia

* “Wednesday is wacky” is a reference to Wacky Wednesday.
* Him being even more grumpy than Monday may be due to Wednesday being the furthest day from weekend.
Lunch

Lunch is one of the school subjects from If School Subjects Were People and is a subject where you eat food. Unclear if he really is a subject since you don’t do work at lunch.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name on it. On his shirt is his name Lunch on it.

## Personality

Not much is known about him but he seems to like eating/drinking foods and drinks and dislikes anything that is gross or that will make him lose his appetite.
Saturn

This article is a disambiguation.
You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is Saturn. For the day of the week, go to Saturday.

## Saturn

We’re telling you this with peace and love

## Appearances

### Debut

If Planets Were People

Saturn is the sixth planet of the solar system and has 146 moons that aren’t seen.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a orange shirt. He also wears a black shirt underneath and wears yellow sunglasses.

## Personality

He isn’t a mean planet and is nice to others. He never bullies anyone and likes peace and love. Showing that he is a chill and nice dude. He doesn’t like or hate Pluto but somewhere mid or he does like Pluto in some way.

## Trivia

* Saturn has the most moons out of every planet.
Beer

Beer is one of the drinks from If Drinks Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Beer on it. He also wears a orange and white cap with a symbol on it.

## Personality

He can get a little crazy/wild sometimes. He is often nice and doesn’t bully others. It is confirmed by Water that Uncle Tony loves Beer. He can sometimes say obvious things that everyone knows already.
Ascendancy 3

Ascendancy! - III - "Riot"

"OUR WORK OUR WORD OUR WORK OUR WORD" Rioters chant outside the gates of a grand facility.

The chant continues hollowly from inside.

"Reds. The lot of them."

"You see what you inspire? These people want to destroy the world comepletely."

"Your world maybe. The Firefly was our work. You can't just slap your logo on it and rip it out of our hands."

"Take a look at the logo on this building."

\*Chjant continues.\*

"You are on internationally requisitioned land.  You do not have jurisdiction to protest here. Disperse or you will be dispered."

\*chant intensifies\* (A bottle is thrown)

"\*\*\*\*! \*\*\*\*ing \*\*\*\*\*\*\*!" \*A gunshot\*

\*SCREAMS\* more tosses, more gunshots

gunshots echo...

"There have been reports of gunshots off of our northwestern coast. The Skullcrest Sponsored Firefly facility."

"From the protesters?"

"From the PMC. Skullcrest has killed Namibian people on Namibian land."

"Jove."

"They took some local Syndicalist leaders into their facility yesterday morning. Diplomats called off talks after the shots. It's up to us now."

"The plan?"

"We're to fly to the facility and breach it from the roof. Ground teams are trying to hack into the air defenses as we speak. We will rescue the local political leaders and eliminate or caputre the belligerents. Any questions?"

\*HELICOPTER SWEEP\*

"These skullcrest guys. Are they veterans of the burn?"

"I don't know, but if they were, I'd expect them to be pretty trigger happy."

"Do me a favor then?"

"Huh?"

"Shoot first."

\*mechanical whirring\*

"Command?"

\*mechanical whirring stop

"Yes?"

\*lock on noise\*

"You sure every SAM has been taken down?"

\*FRIED SYSTEM NOISE\*

"We're sure. We don't know if they have handhelds though, so I'd be quick if I were you.

\*landing approach noise\*

Copy that.

\*touchdown\*

"GO! GO! GO!"

"Filtered NV on!"

\*footsteps overtake the soundscape.\*

"Sir, the air defenses are offline."

"I thought the riot was dispersing!"

"It \*is,\* sir!"

\*interior footsteps and searches\*
Christmas

A Holiday that’s on December 25th.

Christmas is a holiday that is celebrated on December 25th.

## Appearance

She has brown hair, and a white and gray zigzag striped sweater. She also wears a red and gray beanie.

## Personality

She loves christmas and loves celebrating it. She also likes singing carols and songs. She thinks that November is also a Christmas Month. She is full of jolly and joy and is usually happy.

## Lists

* Nice List
* Naughty List
Riversie general to kestrel

Some eggheads traced it offworld. Io. But-- We've already lost so much. The Space elevator. The launch loops. Comms could be out soon with the debris. It would take months to whip up a rudamentary rocket and I don't think anyone could spare that time. Jack. This could be the last thing I ever ask you. Burn Io. Limit the spread. Our homeworld is gone, we can't lose the system.

I hope you can rest easy. What needs to be done is done.

It's quite beautiful, isn't it sir?

No. But good work. You all did very well.

He waves 2nd over.

Have we had any luck reconnecting comms with London?

No sir.

Guam?

No sir.

And Patton went dark before we even received his message. We are in a total systems blackout, it seems.

From a "spread," sir?  That sounds more like an apocalypse.

Let's hope not (to comm) Bring us back to port. -- Just in case though, Hamlin, you might want to affix your atmos-mask.

Of course, sir. Actually, right away, sir.

\*peels off into his room\*
Sangiovese

***"Is it because I’m black?"* — Black, "If Colors Were People"**
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**Note**: He is wine but his name is Sangiovese
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This article is a disambiguation.
You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is Sangiovese. For the original, go to Wine.

## Appearances

### Debut

If Drinks Were People

Sangiovese (aka Wine or One Year Old Wine) is a drink that appeared in If Drinks Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Wine on it. His name on his nametag is pink.

## Personality

He acts awkward and weird and is confirmed to be one year old. He doesn’t talk that much and he gets hurt easily because he got bullied by Wine. He ran away from the room and cried. People spit him out when they drink him. He doesn’t seem to like Wine.

## Trivia

* He is the first clone of a thing/object.
* Even though his nametag says Wine, his name might be Sangiovese. Making him the first character to have a name on their nametag that doesn’t match their real name. Though it’s unclear if Sangiovese is his real name.
When your brain wakes you up at 3AM

The article’s content is not canon to the main series If Things Were People. or If Aliens Abducted…

## When your brain wakes you up at 3AM

Subscribe to FJ here 👉 https://infj.me/sub Click the bell icon so you'll know when I add a new video! ☕ If you'd like to show me some love, buy me a coffee ❤️ https://infj.me/coffee #shorts #comedysketch #comedy

### Director

Frank James

When your brain wakes you up at 3AM is a YouTube short.

## Plot

The episode starts with Frank James sleeping in bed, then The Mind tries and wakes him up. Frank tells him he wants to go to sleep. Frank James wakes up eventually then The Mind saying he wants to tell Frank something. Frank questions what it is. The Mind tells him he is no good, a disappointment to everyone and that everyone hates him. Frank tells him he doesn’t think that’s true. The Mind then says it is true and Frank questions if it is and The Mind says yes. The Mind tells him that's all he has to say to Frank then says he can go back to sleep and says bye to him before disappearing. Frank gets shocked and scared while the camera zooms into his face then into his eye then his pupil. Ending the episode.

## Characters

* Frank James
* The Mind

## Trivia

* This is the first episode to have a thing/object in a youtube short, but not canon.
Ascendancy! - II - "Debate"

Ascendancy! - II - "Debate"

Algeria is the birthplace of the first Emperor of humanity and French forces attacking the area, even after the Firefly bombing, REALLY sours their standing outside the EU.

"France's demands for an expedited vote for new capital of Inkuna seem to be backfiring. China just exited the race to join leagues with Kenya."

"Are you surprised? France fashions itself Emperor because it can shoot people where the first Emperor was born."

"Let us not forget the reasoning. An Alegerian national, one in leagues with this radical Syndicalist movement is the one who struck first."

"I did not see an Algerian uniform on that body, nor a trial for his crimes."

"You would sit and try an admitted criminal?"

"France didn't give Algeria time to answer that question."

"They didn't ask anything."

"He was a \*\*\*\*" --

"That blew up a piece of now-frivalous wargear in drydock away from service hours. The lowest possible collateral damage for what occured."

"But still, an incitement."

"He said it himself. He considered the \*violent\* acts both enacted and threatened to be incitement of war. If you are so excusing of act of responsive violence..."

"No. France bestows money, aid, and jobs to my people, maybe it's the antagonism you hold in your hearts that releives you of such opportunities."

"I have no desire for French loans, which is what that is. French loans they enact debt for. French companies on your soil. French vehicles to get you hooked on their subscription services."

"Take Kenya in contrast. I don't support them frivilously. When they call, we get hospitals. Desert-breakers. When the EU calls? Lectures. War. Extractors."

"When my people espouse Syndicalism, they do so in empathy to \*others,\* with relation to our place in the globe. Yours? They speak of their own factories. Their own work. France is not seen in your realm with the same eyes as you have for it."

"So you'd sooner side with these radicals?"

"Kenya has Namibian support. The Heart of Technology. China's support as well. Does economic weight rivaling the whole Western EU sound radical?"

"Then should we not vote independently?" "Why debate at all if you come to that?" "Kenya is central to several trade routes, far from plague or debris in space, maintians free, uncoerced relations with several key nations. Yet you hate it because it doesn't shoot first with a disgruntled populous with a world-resonating message?"

"What do you see in France for the world? Not just for us, or you, but for everyone? Would you rather see a truly divided house, or a few upset colonialists?"

"We don't need a controller, an executor, or a loaner. We need a leader. One that listens and responds, one that has more than fancy flying guns and proximity to a corpse behind its ticket."

"You don't know what you ask. France will reneg on its aid if we betray them in this hour."

"Then it was never capital material. We will provide all the support we can."

"\*sigh\* This does not decide our position on the Syndicalists... but I believe we can cast our vote."
"Redemer" Beretta M9

> Fast firing pistol with good headshot multiplier. Chance to headshot to ricochet to near zombies
>
> In game description

## Overview

The "patriot" M1911 is a pistol that can be bought in the points shot for 75 points.

## Trivia

* The definition of patriot is a person who vigorously supports their country and is prepared to defend it against enemies or detractors.
* The animations pf the M1911 comes from killing floor 2.
Black

Black is the absence of all colors in the rainbow.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a black shirt. He also wears black glasses.

## Personality

He is the nicest color, he doesn’t bully, make fun of or be mean to other colors, Only when he and his friend White are being bullied. He and White are the newest colors of the Color Association.
Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

The article’s content is not canon to the main series If Things Were People. or If Aliens Abducted…

## Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them

Forgetting someone's name as soon as you meet them #shorts

### Director

Frank James

Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them is a youtube short created by Frank James.

## Plot

Jethro and Frank end a conversation and Frank tells him it was nice talking to him before pausing and trying to remember was his name is. Stuck in a handshake. Detective asks Short Term Memory what his name was and he apologizes and tells him he forgot. Detective tells him he just said his name two minutes ago. Short Term Memory says maybe he’ll try and pay better attention next time. Detective tells him to jog around the room until he remembers his name. After a short pause of Jethro and Frank, Detective tells him to say his name but then Short Term Memory asks him if they can ask what his name is and says it’s not a big deal. Detective shouts at him and yells that he didn’t ask for advice and that he asked for the name, then pushes Short Term Memory back to his seat. After Frank and Short Term Memory saying umm for a while, he says Jethro’s name wrong by saying Cooper. Detective gets on his phone and says his name is Cooper. Frank James then says his false name Cooper, then Jethro walks away. Cooper then says that Frank met Jethro. Frank says “crap”. Ending the episode.

## Characters

* Frank James
* Short Term Memory
* Jethro
* Cooper
* Detective

## Trivia

* This is the second short to feature a thing/object.
* This also marks Frank James to appear in more than one episode. However this short is non-canon.
Saint Patrick’s Day

Saint Patrick’s Day (aka St. Patrick’s Day or St. Patrick’s) is a holiday that is celebrated on March 17.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a black shirt underneath. He also wears a brown hat, an orange tie, an orange bow snd wears a dark-gray business/jacket. He is shown holding a glass cup.

## Personality

He likes the color green and has a somewhat of an Irish accent. He claims he has an ex-wife which could possibly be Valentine’s Day or someone else. He is usually nice and doesn’t bully others. He also likes singing songs.

## Trivia

* It could be possible that her husband could’ve been Saint Patrick’s Day but they could’ve been divorced or something else.
Sunday

Sunday is the seventh and last day of the week.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Sunday but shortened to Sun.

## Personality

He is a nice day and reasoned with Monday why people get Sunday Scaries. He also proves to Monday that people don’t like all of the days for reasons and that Monday isn’t the worst.
June

A Month with 30 days.

### Relatives

January, February, March, April, May, July, August, September, October, November, December

## Appearances

### Debut

If Months Were People

June is the sixth month of the year and has 30 days.

## Appearance

He has brown/black messy hair, a beard and a white shirt like every month. On his shirt is his name June but shortened to Jun with a one letter difference. He also wears yellow sunglasses.

## Personality

* June usually wears sunglasses and usually is chill sometimes. He was sometimes nice enough to give up a day.
Earth Day

This article is a disambiguation.
You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is Earth Day. For the planet, go to Earth.

## Appearances

### Debut

If Holidays Were People

Earth Day is a holiday that is celebrated on April 22nd.

## Appearance

He looks very similar to Earth but without a nametag. He has brown hair, a beard and a blue sky with clouds shirt.

## Personality

Not much is known about him but… He seems to love the earth and what it is. He can sometimes feel left out or forgotten.
Aioli

Aioli is one of the condiments in If Condiments Were People.

## Appearance

Aioli has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Aioli on it. He also wears a tan button shirt that’s nearly open.

## Personality

Not much is known about him because he didn’t appear much but he can get a little weird due to him saying they will replace you. Breaking the fourth wall. He doesn’t talk that much and doesn’t bully other condiments.
If School Subjects Were People (Short)

The article’s content is not canon to the main series If Things Were People. or If Aliens Abducted…

**Reason**: same plot as the real episode but its a short

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This article is a disambiguation.
You may have gotten into the wrong page unless you were looking for this one. The current page you’re on is If School Subjects Were People (Short). For the episode, go to If School Subjects Were People.

**Reason**: same title

This page was last edited on January 9, 2024, at 19:25:59.

### Director

Frank James

If School Subjects Were People is a youtube short created by Frank James.

## Plot

Math says they are already on a tangent. P.E. says Drama needs to run a lap. Health says he is concerned Drama is pounding what looks like hard liquor. Drama says it’s a prop and says it’s iced tea. History says something is important and says he doesn’t want the meeting to go forever and says stuff about history and years. French asks why the meeting is so important and says kids can be old enough to smoke a cigarette. Health says smoking is so bad and brings out a picture of lungs that have smoked. Lunch looks away and says he almost lost his appetite. Study asks if there’s room for him and History tells him to get out and says nobody does any work in Study Hall. P.E. says that everyone knows Math is the most useless subject. Math says that’s just obtuse. P.E. says “pickleball” is important. Literature asks if something is a example of verbal irony and asks why or why not.

## Characters

* History
* Spanish
* Science
* Lunch
* Drama
* Literature
* Math
* Study Hall
* P.E.
* French
* Health
July

A Month with 31 days.

### Relatives

January, February, March, April, May, June, August, September, October, November, December

## Appearances

### Debut

If Months Were People

July is the sixth month of the year and have 31 days.

## Appearance

He has black/brown messy hair, a beard and a white shirt like every month. On his shirt is his name but shortened to Jul with a one letter difference.

## Personality

He can be greedy sometimes due to him saying that he should take all of January’s days and make them for July. He can be nice too and sometimes when he chose February to get the extra day at a leap year.
Game

Game is a device where you can play video games on it.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt. On his shirt is his name Game. He also wears headphones because that’s what gamers wear.

## Personality

He likes to play games on his gaming set and doesn’t like when he loses a game or when he is stopped when he is almost about to win.
Some Afrika Notes for future Upbound Stuff:

Some Afrika Notes for future Upbound Stuff:

Burkina Faso is a provincial-state in PanAfrika.

Panafrika and Kingsburn are superstates with provincial states underneath them. They consist of the former french and former british territories respectively.

Kingsburn and West Panafrika (Burkina Faso,  Côte d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast IRL,) and Ghana or notable hotspots of Ascendant Syndicalism, one of the driving ideologies behind the establishment of the Ascendancy of Sol

Mali was an economic plunderhouse for the EU in the time of the cold war. It was a major place of culture and stakeholder in the Panafrikan Politik and Burkina Faso, Cote d'lvoirese, and Ghanan representatives were able to push the heavily bribed state towards  abandoning support for France as new imperial capital despite the recent ploys and powerplays and join in the nomination of  the former rival state Kenya, a relentlessly humanitarian place France and Britain stole and profited from GREATLY in recent years.

Lamu, Kenya is the capital of Inkuna (as a colony) in the Ascendancy Era.

New Mexico is the state consisting of the original state of mexico as well as the remnant territories of the Republic of Riversie.

Namibia, a major tech center was a rival to the EU powers in technological advancement and power, it was an ally to Kingsburn, Kenya, China, and most Centre-South American nations. Its weight behind Kenya was considered enough on its own to destablize EU vies for control and anti-Namibian hostility horrifically sours Skullcrest's/EU reputation.

Lamu as Capital of Inkuna gets expanded to cover all of Lamu Island, feature large bridges to Manda and Mokowe (districts in the new megacity) as well as preservation zones for the three hubs of Manda ruins. Major Trade zones exist via deep subsurface tunnels on the Pate Islands, where a strong Tourism industry has sprout up as well. Manda is where the new primary star tower, Manda Median and the Star Tower Atop It, rests The Manda cargo zone is a major industrial area Whereas Lamu island is a diplomatic and political hub. The mainland offers a normal city experience for locals featuring seafront properties, advantageous and cross cultural shops and entertainment, as well as hosting the non-tourist facing transit network and a parallel regional transit system cross weaving with the more touristy ones.

Lamu, later referred to as New Lamu to differenciate it from the government district, is one of the most important cities in the Entire Ascendancy, but mostly for its current use and standing, and exporter and coordinator of power and products, less so as a exporter of culture. Lamuan people tend to regard the tourism as a sign of wealth and prominence, but on the whole experience a bit of culture shock from being deemed the new London and having much of their culture subsumed by Pan-Inkunan projects.
Water

“For he’s a jolly good fellow!” (3x) - Other Months, If Months Were People
Water has gotten a award/milestone.

**Reason**: being the official 100th page on this wiki

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Water is one of the drinks from If Drinks Were People.

## Appearance

He has brown hair, a beard and a white shirt with his name on it. On his shirt is his name Water on it but his name is blue.

## Personality

He is usually bossy or rude but he can be nice at times. He is the leader of the drinks area and doesn’t like the Medicines. He writes stuff and lists drinks.

## Trivia

* Water is the only first/leader who’s name is blue. (For Now…)