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Krankheitstage

Dies ist die 11te Folge von Staffel 1.

## Inhalt

Moze soll einen Vortrag vor der Klasse halten - dabei ist es für sie der blanke Horror, vor vielen Menschen zu sprechen. Also entschließt sie sich, krank zu spielen. Doch der erhoffte Erfolg will sich partout nicht einstellen... Das umgekehrte Problem hat Cookie: Er ist zwar schwer vergrippt, will aber seine makellose Anwesenheitsliste nicht gefährden und versteckt sich deswegen sogar vor der Schulschwester. Auch Ned ist angeschlagen, will aber unbedingt bis zur siebten Stunde in der Schule bleiben, um den Besuch seines Idols Mat Hoffman nicht zu verpassen. Die Schulschwester zeigt sich jedoch von ihrer gnadenlosen Seite…

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Kokosnusskopf

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Coconut Head** is a dorky friend of Ned, Moze, and Cookie.

Coconut Head is generally a quiet and cheerful guy. It's possible that he's very sensitive since he gets upset and scared very easily! He is also a large fan of the popular grunge band Nirvana and can be seen wearing a Nirvana t-shirt in several episodes!

## Appearance

Coconut Head has brown hair in a pudding-bowl shaped haircut!

## Gallery

Please go here to view Coconut Head Gallery!!

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Simone

*This page is about Cookie's female disguise. You may be looking for Cookie himself or his other alter ego P. Cookie.*

**Simone** is one of Cookie's alter egos. He came up with her to talk to Lisa undercover and ask her what she likes in a guy so he can win her heart. Loomer develops a crush on "Simone" because she knows about cars and sports.

## Appearances

* Guide to: Boys and Girls
* Guide to: Making New Friends and Positives & Negatives

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The Artifact of Coincidence

The Artifact of Coincidence is a great dwarven civilization spanning The Tower of Jungles and The Points of Nourishing. Founded by The Escorted Arena at Oilfancies in year 1, The Artifact of Coincidence has grown prolifically, having founded 85 fortresses and boasting a population of 3437 by the year 218. Renown for their success and craftsdwarfship, The Artifact is one of the greatest civilizations in Smaksmo Ogusp.

## Kings

1. Ingiz Worthcraft (b.??? d. 44, Reign Began: 1)
2. Kogsak Tometreaties (b.28 d. 47, Reign Began: 45), Inherited from father
3. Etur Machinedreams (b.12 d. 59, Reign Began: 48)
4. Stinthad Bluntfountain (b.7, Reign Began: 60)
5. Zan Stakesunken (b.86, Reign Began: 144)
6. Ustuth Salveplan (b.85, Reign Began: 154)

## Gods

* Sog the Daggers of Competition, deity: fortresses, war, chaos
* Urdim Oilfinger, deity: mountains
* Istrath, deity: wealth
* Thukkan the Ecru Mine, deity: metals, minerals, jewels
* Otik, deity: speech
* Savot Steelquests, deity: storms, lightning, thunder
* The Cosmos of Secreting, deity: fate
Light Novel Volume 1

***Volume 1*** is the first novel of the *Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta?* series.

## Summary

Sorry! It was a truly regrettable girl!

There is no girl in the world of games ... .... I also had the time when I thought so. But now it is a couple as well as a real deal. Of course if there is a woman's shadow it will runaway. Because she is also a disgusting girl who can not distinguish between reality and games ... ... About that story!

## Chapters

* Prologue – Uncharted Regrets Online
* Chapter 1 – Shin Offline Meeting: Imagine
* Chapter 2 – Master of Modern Communications-Electronics Interactive Sport Club
* Chapter 3 – Nekohime Hunter Frontier
* Chapter 4 – Perfect World -3D World
* Epilogue – Afterword

## Characters

* Hideki Nishimura
* Ako Tamaki
* Yui Saito
* Akane Segawa
* Kyoh Goshoin

## References

1. ↑ Netoge Light Novel Page
2. ↑ Volume 1 Chapters
I Wanna Have a Good Time

"I Wanna Have a Good Time" is a song from the episode "Guide to: A New Semester and Electives".

## Lyrics

Crawled up the wrong line,

And the game went hogtied.

Never got an answer,

But I didn't have a question.

I Wanna be special,

I Wanna Have a Good Time.

I Wanna win a medal,

I Wanna Have a Good Time.

Oh, I got aspirations,

And I've had some aggravations.

Gotta lot of seprations.

Oh I like to have a Good Time!

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Akane Segawa

**Akane Segawa** (瀬川 茜 , *Segawa Akane*?) is one of the main characters of the Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta? series. Akane is a member of the Alley Cats guild. She despises otakus, but in reality, she is one as well. Her in-game name is Schwein (シュヴァイン, *Shuvain*?), which means pig in German.

## Appearance

Akane is a beautiful otaku teenage girl with straight dirty blonde hair which she has tied into twin tails with green ribbons. She has orange eyes and is usually depicted in her school uniform.

### In game

In the game, Akane (Schwein) has spiky, short orange hair and green eyes. He usually wears armor and carries a two handed sword.

## Personality

In real life, Akane appears somewhat cold and rude towards nearly anyone, mainly Hideki due to his open otaku lifestyle. However deep down Akane is a major closet otaku who loves playing video games just as much as her in-game friends. Akane is very sensitive about her secret life as a gamer and would freak out and become depressed when people accidentally reveal her secret or end up knowing it. Despite her hostile attitude, Akane is revealed to care a lot about her friends and genuinely wants to help Ako to deal with her social problems.

In the game Akane's personality would differ from the real one, becoming braver, cockier as she would often say "ore-sama/my bad self" or other things to show off self-respect.

## Background

Not much is known about Akane's past, but she did reveal that during the beginning of high school she heard about online games and started to try it out. Soon Akane became addicted playing video games, but kept it hidden among her friends as Akane was ashamed of her otaku life-style.

## Skills

In the game, Akane is a male and on level 92. Her occupation is a Sword Dancer and her max HP is 16921.

## Relationships

### Hideki Nishimura

During school time, Akane would remark on how gross Hideki is for being an otaku, despite her having the same hobby as him. Despite always being hostile and rude towards Hideki in school, she has been shown to at least care about him and view him as a good man who can help Ako. In episode 9, She and Kyoh talked face to face at a table facing each other then somehow Segawa thought about Nishimura then Kyoh said that she is so cold to him when his around but when sometimes he's not around she cares for him. She shows signs of blushing or being flustered around him, she has a crush on Nishimura. Because he's kind and caring, and also very handsome.

## Trivia

* It was stated that each character in the club has communication problems, as Akane has trouble revealing that she is a closet otaku.
* Despite having the ability to get a boyfriend, Akane turn down guys since she believes it would take away all her game time.
* Called, not Tsundere, but just "*Tsun*", by Hideki Nishimura ([1])
Überlebenstipps

Die **Tipps** (auch **Überlebenstipps**) sind ein Bestandteil der Serie Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn. Sie tauchen nicht in allen Folgen der Serie auf, aber in vielen. In einer Folge geht es stets um ein bestimmtes Thema (bsp.: Schließfächer), und häufig sind auch (nicht immer nützlich und ernst gemeinte) Tipps dabei. Sie helfen, den "ultimativen Schulwahnsinn zu überstehen" (laut Ned Bigby). ERfunden werden sie von Moze, Ned und Cookie und niedergeschrieben werden sie von Ned in sein Handbuch. Jeder Tipp hat einen Codenamen. Am Anfang der Serie wird gewarnt "ERfolg nicht garantiert".
Marissa Johnson

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Marissa "Missy Meany" Johnson**  is a conceited cheerleader who is pretty and very popular. However, she turns out to be a nasty person who cheats at most anything and will stop at nothing to get her way. She develops an obsessive crush on Ned in season 3. She is a Gemini. She also has two bodyguards, who she cheerfully calls her collection team or "Missy Buddies". She is enemies with Suzie Crabgrass in season 2-3. She fears Jennifer Mosely and will not mess with her.

## Season 2

Missy is introduced this season. She is her usual mean self, full of regret for what she had done in the past, but not ready to move on from it either. In the episode "Pep Rallies", we find out that Missy is head cheerleader. In this season, she shows no interest in Ned, but that will soon change in the next season for reasons that are unknown.

## Season 3

Missy is still mean, but meaner this season. She discovers that her frenemy, Suzie Crabgrass, likes Ned, while Missy likes him, too. We also find out she is a nose picker. She tries everything she can to get Suzie to back off. We especially see this in the episode "Popularity". She pretends that she is trying to help Ned get to Suzie, but instead is changing Ned to make Suzie hate him, which backfires on her. In the series finale, Missy is torn out of the picture and Ned must choose between Moze and Suzie.

## Trivia

* Her portrayer Carlie Casey also appeared on Big Time Rush as Mercedes Griffin.
* Missy's name could be a reference to her portrayer, Carlie Casey.
* Missy's character replaces Bitsy from season one.
* In the episode "School Newspaper", Missy reveals to be a "Gemini".
* She has a crush on Ned & in the episode "Spring Fever", she continuously tries to kiss him.
* Her character is almost similar to Sharpay Evans from "High School Musical."
* She kissed Ned three times (Popularity, Money and Spring Fever).

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Völkerball

Es regnet draußen. Die Schüler wissen, was es bedeutet: Völkerball. Da kommt Lomer und knallt Ned und Cookie runter. Ned ist voller Verzweiflung, aber das ist nicht alles: er wird auch zum Kapitän der Völkerballmannschaft gewählt. Er will seine Jokerin Jennifer Moosley als Spielmacher einstellen, doch sie weigert sich weil sie letztes Jahr Kokosnusskopf abgeknallt hat, und er dadurch eine blutige Nase bekommen hat und zwei Zähne verlor. Cookie ist wärendessen mit seiner neuen Erfindung zu den bösen gewechselt. Der Moment ist da. Cookies und Lomers Team elieminieren alle außer Ned. Doch als die große Chance kam für Cookie kann er es nicht, weil er so vieles mit Ned durchgemacht hat. Weil er den Ball Ned gegeben hat, darf er einen Spieler wieder in sein Team holen, und wählt Jennifer. Und mit der Macht gewinnn sie das Spiel.
Überlebenstipps für Valentinstage

Dies ist Folge 9 von der zweiten Staffel.

## Inhalt

Ned will Suzie am Valentinstag seine Gefühle gestehen und schreibt ihr einen Liebesbrief. Doch bei der Übergabe kommt es zu einer fatalen Verwechslung: Neds Liebesschwüre landen nicht bei der vorgesehenen Empfängerin, sondern in den Händen der Horror-Gang! Für Ned ist das der Beginn seines ganz persönlichen Horrortrips. Cookie hat dagegen vorgesorgt, damit der diesjährige Valentinstag garantiert kein Reinfall wird: Er lässt sich eine ganze Wagenladung Rosen liefern und behauptet, er hätte sie geschenkt bekommen.

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Evelyn Kwong

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Evelyn Kwong (Michelle Kim)** is a character in Season 3 of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.

## Description

Evelyn is an extremely smart student at James K. Polk Middle School. She is one of Cookie's ex-girlfriends, and they are also rivals, constantly trying to out-do each other academically. She and Cookie may be enemies, but they kiss on occasion, usually completely by accident. It's possible she may be bipolar.

In the episode "Guide to: Health and Jealousy", she gets jealous when Cookie tries to get Lisa Zemo to date him. Instead of Lisa getting jealous of the doll Cookie and Gordy set up,  Evelyn tackles it and poses as Cookie's fake girlfriend. Despite this not being part of his plan, Cookie says Evelyn is his "girlfriend", but it backfires when Lisa tells him she's not the jealous type and Evelyn kisses him.

Evelyn is in love with Cookie, but she has a bizarre way of showing it: she often tries to trick him, beat him up, and kiss him, usually in the same period of time. There is one time where she very loudly asks Cookie out, but he never accepts. She lays out her clothes every day before school.

Evelyn is very loud and evil. She never likes it when anyone wants to date Cookie; she will be jealous and will shout at them. Eventually, she gives up on him and starts dating Seth.

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Scoop

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Scoop** is a student at James K. Polk Middle School who behaves like a photographer from an old movie. He takes photos for the school yearbook cotton candy school newspaper. Scoop happens to have a very strong Italian/New Yorker accent. He uses an old film camera and always gets "hot dog" pictures of Ned.

He is portrayed by Vincent Martella of the later Phineas and Ferb fame.

*Dieser Artikel ist ein Stub. Du kannst Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn Wiki helfen, indem du ihn erweiterst.* Has a major part in "Shcool Pictures" and "School Websites".

In "School Picture Day," he is seen possibly kissing up to Ned.

He's most likely in the 6th grade, since he is in middle school.

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Mr. Sweeney

## Hintergrundinformationen

   Mr. Sweeney (Don Creech) is Ned Bigby's 7th and 8th grade Science Teacher and the Hall Monitor.

## Appearance

Mr. Sweeney is usually seen with a lab coat and glasses. He has a round face and pants. Sometimes it looks like he has rosacea.

## Personality

He is shown to be hard on Ned and Cookie because of their laziness and crazy schemes. He knows they're capable of excelling themselves and sometimes, he offers his assistance to them, especially when he knows one of them is having problems. For example, he was willing to tutor Ned to prepare him for an upcoming exam and felt concern for Ned when he was depressed about Suzie moving away. He is often shown as the show's antagonist. Sometimes, he is just teaching Ned, Cookie, and Moze a lesson. He has a dislike for cell phones as shown in the episode "Cell Phones". He is always shown with a lab coat except for the Episode "School Car Wash." At the end of the series finale Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, and Weasels, he says to Ned "I'll always remember you as one of my worst students, but also one of my favorites."

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Computerräume

Dies ist Folge 17 aus Staffel 1.

## Inhalt

Ned hat den Abgabetermin für ein wichtiges Computergrafik-Projekt verschwitzt. Jetzt muss er schnellstens in den Computerraum, um doch noch schnell ein Bild anzufertigen. Auch Moze ist in Schwierigkeiten: Als sie sich ihre Grafik von Cookie ausdrucken lassen will, explodiert plötzlich dessen Drucker! Reparieren lässt er sich nur im Computerraum, aber den dürfen die Schüler nicht so ohne weiteres betreten - dafür sorgt der griesgrämige Mr. Kwest. Ob Ned, Moze und Cookie ihn austricksen können?

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Elizabeth Johnson

**Elizabeth "Bitsy" Johnson** is a mean popular girl.

She was portrayed by Spencer Locke

## Biography

She only appeared in 4 episodes in season 1. She was best friends with Suzie Crabgrass. In the episode Guide to: Cheaters and Bullies, she is seen cheating off Moze's paper to get straight As until caught by a teacher. She represents a girl named Missy Meany who appears in seasons 2 and 3. She's portrayed by Spencer Locke

## Trivia

* It could be possible that Bitsy and Missy are the same people or are sisters since their last name is johnson, & with "Bitsy" being a temporary name for the series.

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Beste Freunde

Cookie möchte mitglied der Killerbienen werden. Das gefällt Ned garnicht! Gleichzeitig versucht Moze, mit einem selbst erdachten Test endlich eine Beste Freundin zu finden. Doch dadurch landet sie ausgerechnet bei der weiblichen Schlägertruppe der James K. Polk Middle School, der gefürchteten 'Horror-Gang'!!!

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Miss Enstile

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Miss Enstile** is the stylish Spanish teacher at James K. Polk Middle School.

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Seth

**Seth Powers** ist ein leidenschaftlicher Basketballspieler, was man daran erkennt, dass er immer einen Basketball auf dem Zeigefinger balanciert beziehungsweise bei sich trägt, und dass er stets seinen grünen Trainingsanzug trägt. Sein größtes Geheimnis ist seine Lese-und Rechtschreibschwäche. Außerdem ist er sehr vom Reimen fasziniert und nicht sonderlich intelligent. Zuerst ist er mit Suzie Crabgrass und danach mit Moze zusammen. Später kommt er mit Evelyn Kwong zusammen.
Vanessa

## Hintergrundinformationen

Vanessa is an 8th Grader who is Cookie's crush. She was played by Logan Browning

## Biography

She appears mainly in Season 2, where Cookie lied about being in 8th Grade. It is revealed that she liked him for his sweetness, not being in 8th Grade.

## Trivia

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James K. Polk

**Beruf** | Politiker

**James K. Polk** wurde am 2. November 1795 geboren und starb am 15. Juni 1849. Polk gehörte der Demokratischen Partei in den vereinigten Staaten an. Vom 4. März 1845 bis zum 4. März 1849 übernahm er die 15. Amtszeit des US-Präsidenten. Somit war Polk der elfte Präsident. In der Serie Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn wird Polk nie direkt erwähnt, jedoch ist er Namensgeber der James K. Polk Middle School auf die Ned Bigby und seine Freunde zur Schule gehen.

## Einzelnachweise

1. ↑ Entnommen aus dem Wikipedia-Artikel zu James K. Polk
Schließfächer

Dies ist die 2. Folge der 1. Staffel von Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn.

## Inhalt

In dieser Folge zeigt Ned Bigby, wie wichtig die Schließfächer in der Schule sind. Als Beispiel dient diesmal Moze, die sich, durch eine Verschönerung ihres Schließfachs, neue temporäre beste Freundinnen gewinnen will, mit denen sie z.B. über Jungs usw. quatschen könnte. Doch leider scheitert sie, denn Suzie Crabgrass, ihre damalige Rivalin, macht ihr Schließfach immer schöner und besser als Moze. Dadurch verfällt Moze in einen Wettstreit, wer das schönere Schließfach hat. Am Ende hat Moze zwar erst ein besseres Schließfach, welches aber daraufhin von Gordy, der auf der Jagd nach dem Polk-Wiesel ist, demoliert wird. Daraus lernt sie, und baut sich im Werkunterricht ein neues, stabileres Schließfach, womit sie auch neue Freunde findet, aber nicht nur die, die sie wollte (ein paar Jungs aus der Oberstufe, die im Werkunterricht sind, waren auch sehr beeindruckt).

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Dusty Chopsaw

“She's a *bad* saw. *Bad*.”
 —Mr. Chopsaw to Cookie while introducing Christine the Saw, "Guide to: Cellphones and Woodshop"

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Mr. Chopsaw** is the woodshop teacher at James K. Polk Middle School. He may do bizarre stuff at times like call a chair a she. He also cuts his own hand off, but he gives great advice and is a good mentor to Moze. He was played by Dave Florek

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Loomer

William *"Billy (Bully)"* Loomer ist der Schulfiesling der James K. Polk. Er plant immer böse Streiche, um andere Schüler zu verletzen.

## Liebe

Er ist in Moze verliebt, der er sogar Gedichte schreibt, aber trotzdem geht er mit Suzie. Zwischendurch ist er auch mit Missy zusammen, weil sie einen Pool hat. Am Ende der 3. Staffel ist er wieder mit Suzie zusammen.
Don't Dance

**Don't Dance** is the eleventh song featured on the album, Made In The Dark.

## Lyrics

Here comes the evil men
Pray for their lives to end
Slash their gaudy thrones
Dance upon their bones
I come easy with my wheezing organ
Try my best to make the moment awesome
If you remember now to tread with caution
I'll make your body speak in full distortion
I can't sleep tonight I feel death snoring
I keep afloat I hope it tides so cautious
So far he tracked me here on back of wild horses
But now I'm woozy and my thought is bullshit
Don't dance
You can't win
With this freedom, this freedom, is this freedom?
Love's left
Love's left
Love has gone away from here
What is left in its place?
Only our aching fear
You can see, you can see
Is there an exit here?
Pardon me, pardon me
We will leave this sphere
The Nation of Bees

## Leaders

1. Rirdest Talknose (b.??? d. 6, Reign Began: 3)
2. Anri Deepcrushed (b.??? d. 52, Reign Began: 7)
3. Kulur Towerceilings (b.21 d. 70, Reign Began: 52)
4. Zulur Sensescolor (b.59 d. 82, Reign Began: 71), Inherited from father
5. Thabi Sootheshimmers (b.41 d. 83, Reign Began: 83)
6. Hiner Flashflank (b.57 d. 145, Reign Began: 84)
7. Tokda Staffpaints (b.107 d. 199, Reign Began: 145), Inherited from mother
8. Aba Landriddle (b.122, Reign Began: 200), Inherited from mother

## Gods

* Githu Jackalromanced, deity: depravity, lust
* Cani Velvetsilk, deity: lies, speech
* Cadap, deity: fire, the sun
* The Rainy Clouds, deity: the sky
* Subi, deity: fertility, birth
* Uce, deity: persuasion
* Pado the Oceanic Desert, deity: fishing, fish, oceans
* The Vestibule of Posts, deity: creation, crafts, metals
Überlebenstipps für das Mittagessen

Dies ist Folge 4 von Staffel 2.

## Inhalt

Suzie und Moze versuchen sich ständig mit neuen Bestleistungen zu übertrumpfen. Doch jetzt ist endlich Besserung in Sicht: Moze findet heraus, dass Suzie eigentlich in der Schulcaféteria arbeiten müsste, weil ihre Eltern knapp bei Kasse sind. Mit Mozes Hilfe begreift sie, dass das keine Schande ist. Ob die beiden ewigen Konkurrentinnen jetzt Frieden schließen?
Faymen Phorchin

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Faymen Phorchin** is one of the secondary characters of *Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide,* only in Season 3.

## Description

He's Moze's crush, and later boyfriend in the third season until the episode "Guide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else", where he leaves to play pro soccer in Brazil. His name is a pun on the words "Fame and Fortune". When he kisses Moze, Moze feels nothing and says there is no spark, unlike Moze's kiss with Ned Bigby. At the end of the series, he chooses to go back home to play soccer instead of staying in America with Moze after she finds out Ned likes her. He does reappear in stock footage in the series finale, however.

## Trivia/Goofs

* In Season 3, episode 8 ("Guide to: The Bus and Bad Hair Days") the Spanish teacher talks to Faymen in Spanish and he says that he misses his home in Brazil, but in Brazil, the national language is Portuguese and not Spanish.
	+ In the Brazilian dub, though, he's actually Hispanic, so it *would* make sense that he speaks Spanish.
	+ Spanish and Portuguese are very similar to each other, so even if a Portuguese-speaker isn't fluent in Spanish, they'd probably be able to understand them (for the most part at least) due to how similar their native languages are.
* His full name is pronounced "Fame and Fortune."
* Faymen's actor, Vinicius Maschado, is also of Brazilian descent and is actually from Brazil.

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Nurse Hunsucker

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Nurse Hunsucker** is the no-nonsense school nurse at James K. Polk Middle School. She is played by Mary Bogue

*Dieser Artikel ist ein Stub. Du kannst Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn Wiki helfen, indem du ihn erweiterst.* She once went around randomly putting her thermometer in students' ears, nearly bringing Cookies' attendance record to an end. She also gave Ned his "First Kiss".

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Abraham Lincoln

**Abraham Lincoln** war der 16. Präsident der Vereinigten Staaten und verkörpert in Neds Einbildung, als Gegenspieler zu Benedict Arnold, Ehrlichkeit.

Abraham Lincoln wurde von Dave Gruber Allen dargestellt.

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3. Staffel

Die dritte Staffel ist die letzte Staffel von Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn. Sie und die Sendung klingen mit einem Abschlussfilm aus.

## Folgen

* 67. Ein neues Schuljahr

* 68. Völkerball

* 69. Das Lesen

* 70. Rektoren

* 71. Beliebtheit

* 72. Stress

* 73. Der Schulschluss

* 74. Schultheater

* 75. Halloween

* 76. Vampire, Geister, Werwölfe und Zombies

* 77. Der Kunstunterricht

* 78. Fundsachen

* 79. Sozialkunde

* 80. Peinlichkeiten

* 81. Der Bus

* 82. Frisur-Debakel-Tage

* 83. Rache

* 84. Schulrekorde

* 85. Ehrenämter

* 86. Die Bücherei

* 87. Schulflure

* 88. Wegziehende Freunde

* 89. Jungs

* 90. Mädchen

* 91. Handys

* 92. Der Werkunterricht

* 93. Ordnung

* 94. Extra-Punkte

* 95. Das Spendensammeln

* 96. Wettkämpfe

* 97. Neue Freunde

* 98. Geld

* 99. Positiv und Negativ

* 100. Partys

* 101. Frühlingsgefühle

* 102. Die Schülerzeitung

* 103. Die Gesundheit

* 104. Eifersucht

* 105. Tests

* 106. Wenn man auf jemanden steht, der mit jemand anderem geht

* 107. Ausflüge, Erlaubnisscheine, Zeichen & Wiesel
Dr. Lowe

## Hintergrundinformationen

Doctor Lowe aka Mr. Lowe (Fred Stoller) is the school psychiatrist and study hall teacher in James K. Polk Middle School. He is portrayed by Fred Stoller.

## Appearance

Dr. Lowe has glasses. His sight is so bad that he has an overactive sense of hearing, so he was able to hear Cookie sneaking out of study hall.

## Personality

Dr. Lowe is a quirky and caring character. When someone is in distress he rushes to help them. He was almost killed by Christine the Saw and has many doctor's degrees. Aside from school psychiatrist and study hall teacher, it appeared Dr. Lowe was a bus driver in "The Late Bus".

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Notizbücher

Dies ist Folge 7 von der 2ten Staffel.

## Inhalt

Sweeney trickst Ned aus, indem er ihn dazu bringt, dass goldene Notizbuch zu "borgen". Moze findet ein Notizbuch in dem viele Dinge über Schüler aus der Schule drinstehen, die sie noch nie gewusst hatte. Fälschlicherweise denken nun alle, dass Suzie das Notizbuch geschrieben hat, weil die Initialen S.C. drinstehen, und jagen sie. Cookie hat genug von Notizbüchern und nimmt kurzerhand alle Stunden auf Video auf.

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Students

Here is a list of credited characters in the series:

B

* Backpack Boy (alias)
* Ned Bigby
* Zippy Brewster

C

* Amy Cassidy
* Coconut Head (alias)
* Simon Nelson "Cookie" Cook
* Suzie Crabgrass
* Jerry Crony

D

* Doug

G

* Jock Goldman
* Mike Grudzielanek

J

* Bitsy Johnson
* Psycho Jones

K

* Katie
* Evelyn Kwong

L

* Lakisha
* Billy Loomer

M

* Missy Meany
* Jennifer "Moze" Mosely

N

* Palmer Noid

O

* Stacy Oboe
* Tracy Oboe

P

* Seth Powers
* Faymen Phorchin

Q

* Martha Qwerly
* Martin Qwerly

R

* Derek "Buzz" Rodriguez

S

* Clarie Sawyer
* Stu
* Spencer

T

* Doris Trembley

V

* Vanessa

W

* Albert Wormheimer
* Lance Widget

Z

* Lisa Zemo

* Morris Adams

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Mr. Gross

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Mr. Gross (Steve Bannos)** is a teacher at James K. Polk Middle School. He is extremely unhygienic, having body odor, warts, greasy hair, and breath smelly enough to knock kids unconscious.

*Dieser Artikel ist ein Stub. Du kannst Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn Wiki helfen, indem du ihn erweiterst.*

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Überlebenstipps für Motivationstage

Dies ist Folge 3 von Staffel 2.

## Inhalt

An der Polk-Schule ist heute die 'Pep Rallye' angesagt: Mehrere Schulteams versuchen andere zu motivieren, um den Zusammenhalt der Schüler zu stärken. Ned hat sich wieder mal die Rosinen aus dem Kuchen gepickt und läuft als Schulmaskottchen Wolfi herum, denn so muss er während der Rallye nicht zum Unterricht. Die meisten seiner Mitschüler finden die lahme Veranstaltung aber einfach nur langweilig. Ob Ned und seine Freunde den Pep in die Rallye zurückbringen können? (Nick)
Jim J. Bullock

**James Jackson "Jim" Bullock** (credited as **Jim J. Bullock** or **Jm J. Bullock**) is an American actor and comedian. He plays Mr. Monroe in *Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide*.

## Early life

James Jackson Bullock was born in Casper, Wyoming, and raised in Odessa, Texas, in a Southern Baptist home. As a youth, Bullock planned to study to become an evangelical Christian minister. He received a music scholarship to attend Oklahoma Baptist University in Shawnee, Oklahoma, but left school without graduating.

## Career

Bullock became a notable entertainment figure in the 1980s when he co-starred on the sitcom Too Close for Comfort (credited as "Jm J. Bullock") and was a regular "square" on John Davidson's updated version of Hollywood Squares (1986–1989), also substituting for Davidson as host on occasion. He also appeared as a semi-regular on Battlestars. He later became a semi-regular on ALF (from 1989–1990) as Neal Tanner.

After the sitcom went off the air, Bullock remained active with theatre, television, and film work. He briefly hosted a syndicated talk show with ex-televangelist Tammy Faye Messner. The Jim J. and Tammy Faye Show debuted in 1996, but Messner exited the program a few months later following a cancer diagnosis. Bullock continued with new co-host, Ann Abernathy, and the show became The Jim J. and Ann Show until it was canceled.

Bullock was the voice of Queer Duck in the animated series of cartoons of the same name which have appeared on both the internet and the cable TV network Showtime. In 2000, Bullock was a regular panelist on the revival of I've Got a Secret. He also performed on the national tour of the Broadway production Hairspray as Wilbur Turnblad, a role he took to the Broadway stage starting September 18, 2007. Some of his other noteworthy roles include the pilled-up narcoleptic Prince Valium in the 1987 Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, and the "Not-Quite-Out-of-the-Closet" character in the date montage at the beginning of 2001's Kissing Jessica Stein. From 2004 to 2007, he had a recurring role as Mr. Monroe, a teacher at the fictional James K. Polk Middle School on the Nickelodeon live action sitcom Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.

## Personal life

In 1985, while Too Close For Comfort was being retooled as The Ted Knight Show, Bullock learned that he was HIV positive. In 1996, Bullock's partner of six years, John Casey, died from AIDS-related complications. Bullock is a longtime survivor of the virus and, as of 2011, was still healthy due in part to antiretroviral drugs.

On February 17, 1999, Bullock was arrested outside a bar in West Hollywood, California, for possession of crystal meth; he received probation as a result.

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The Make Math Fun Song

The Make Math Fun Song is a song sung by Cookie during "The Cookie Make Math Fun Show".

## Lyrics

We're in the eighth grade, but we're all Dismayed.

But 6 plus Cookie equals fun!

Prime number, divided

Remainder can't hide it!

WIth the number... the number one!!!

*Yeah!*

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Wahlen

Dies ist Folge 16 von Staffel 1.

## Inhalt

Moze und Cookie wollen Ned dazu bringen, bei der Wahl zum Klassensprecher anzutreten. Doch Ned hält das für einen reinen Popularitätswettbewerb und weigert sich strikt, daran teilzunehmen. Aber es hilft alles nichts: Je mehr er unternimmt, um der Kandidatur zu entgehen, umso mehr Stimmen erhält er in Cookies Umfragen. Schließlich gibt Ned nach und tritt gegen Suzie Crabgrass an. Am Wahltag liefern sich die beiden ein spannendes Kopf- an Kopf-Rennen, bei dem erst die letzte Stimme die Entscheidung bringt... (Nick)

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Jerry Crony

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Jerry Crony (Teo Olivares)** is in Billy Loomer's trio of bullies. He is secretly in the sewing club as a tailor. He has a crush on Missy Meany. He has tried to tell Loomer that he is in the sewing club in "Secrets", but is interrupted by a drill or bell every time. He has tons of hair on his head, and is called " Fuzz- Butt Head." Missy Meany also does not like him. In high school, Crony was put in the advanced sewing club.

   One day, Loomer got switched in the sewing club, and together Loomer and Crony went on their sewy adventures.

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Mr. Dren

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Mr. Dren** is a student teacher who sometimes fills in for Moze's math teacher and his name Nerd in backwards at James K. Polk Middle School.

## Biography

Moze's math class gets a very nervous student teacher, Mr. Dren, for a few weeks, and he gets pelted with random objects by the class.

In Moze's math class, Loomer shines sunlight off his watch into Mr. Dren's face. Moze uses another student's sunglasses to reflect the light back into Loomer's face. Moze asks Mr. Dren if they could go over the last lesson, but backs down when the other students get mad.

Moze tries to help Mr. Dren teach, but he finally snaps and orders her to the vice principal's office, while finally getting the class under control. Once they're in the hallway, it's revealed they planned the stunt to get the class to take him seriously.

Mr. Dren asks Albert a question he doesn't know, and he asks Ned for help. Ned gives him the wrong answer, and upon realization, he and the Oboe twins quit the math group.

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Vice Principal Crubbs

"That's it, Bigby! *To the shrink*!" — Crubbs to Ned, Guide to: A New Grade and Dodgeball

## Hintergrundinformationen

**Vice Principal Harvey Crubbs** (Hamilton Mitchell) is heavily inspired by the character Sonny Crockett in the hit show Miami Vice. He dresses exactly like Crockett and music very similar to the Miami Vice theme plays whenever he appears and takes his sunglasses off. He is always keeping an eye on Students, especially Ned. He is obsessed with flamingos, mini powdered donuts, and sunglasses. His greatest fear is getting in trouble with his boss, the superintendent.

## Trivia

* Originally, he wanted to be a cop in Miami because the title had the word "vice" in it, but he discovered he was not helping the criminals not do bad things, yet he was punishing them. He expected it to be like TV. He became a vice principal because he was helping kids, and the title still had the word "vice" in it. An obvious reference to Miami Vice.
* His last name is a combination of Crockett and Tubbs (Miami Vice stars last names) In addition, he is always seen wearing white suits with pastel-colored T-Shirts underneath, his office is filled Miami-related decor, and a theme similar to the "Miami Vice Theme" is played whenever he appears.
* In the episode Bad Habits he claims his nickname in college was *Doctor No.* This is a reference to the 1962 James Bond Movie *Dr. No.*
* He belched in the forbidden episode of Belchsters.

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Party Animal

"**Party animal**" is a song from the episode "Guide to: Money and Parties". Cookie really likes it and dances to it. However, he gets lost in the song and has no realization of what he is doing, and causes trouble (namely fires).

## Lyrics

PARTY ANIMAL!!!!

Party animal! (Oh you can't stop us!)

Party animal! (Doing, Doing, Doing)

I'm the Party animal!

*Make a lot of noise I'm the Party animal!*

Woo! (PARTY ANIMAL!!!!) Woo! Woo!

Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!

Party animal! (Oh you can't stop us!)

Party animal! (Doing, Doing, Doing)

(Woo!) I'm the Party animal (Woo!)...

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Überlebenstipps für Wahlfächer

## Inhalt

Ned und seine Freunde müssen sich zwischen vielen verschiedenen Wahlfächern entscheiden - und das ist gar nicht so leicht. Cookie will wieder Alltagswissenschaft belegen, aber Ned möchte lieber in den Kochkurs. Zu dumm, dass kein anderer sein Interesse teilt! Auch Moze steht mit ihrer Vorliebe für den Werkunterricht ziemlich alleine da. Am Ende nimmt Moze Werkunterricht, Cookie und Ned nehmen Alltagswissenschaften extrem bei Mr. Monroe! Und dieser Unterricht hat es wirklich in sich...

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Suzie Crabgrass

**Susan "Suzie" Crabgrass** is a recurring character in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. She's played by Christian Serratos.

## Season 1

In season one, Suzie is very gossipy and sometimes mean. Ned begins to develop a crush on her in this season. Also, she is friends with Bitsy Johnson, the main mean girl in season 1 (Missy Meany came in during season 2, replacing Bitsy for the rest of the series). She and Ned are put in charge of decorating the dance in Guide to: Crushes and Dances, and she turns out to be really nice to him, but Suzie went to the dance with Seth Powers after she mistakenly thought he was asking her when he was asking Moze. While Ned was trying to hook Loomer up with Moze in "The Late Bus", the latter accidentally asked Suzie out instead. Suzie has light brown hair in this season, unlike seasons 2-3, when she had darker hair.

## Season 2

In season 2, Suzie seems kinder. Ned receives his first kiss from her in The New Semester, even though she is dating Loomer. She tells him "our love will never be, for now". In Asking Someone Out, Ned tries to get Suzie to ask him out, but she says no because she just broke up with Loomer. In Spirit Week, Suzie wins Spirit Queen and dated Loomer again after he inadvertently became Spirit King. In Double Dating, Ned and Suzie go on a double date. In the episode Guide to: Dismissal and The School Play, Suzie moves into Ned's locker and in the sister episode, Suzie plays Juliet Capulet in the school play based on Romeo and Juliet. Moze and Suzie kindle a friendship in which they become very competitive, bringing out the best in each other. Though Ned tries to build a relationship with her, she still does not go out with him. Later in season 2, she develops a crush on Ned. This crush remains even after he accidentally kisses Moze at a school dance.

## Season 3

In season 3, her relationship with Ned begins to grow stronger, and they begin dating in the episode Guide to: Popularity and Stressin' Out. Suzie informs Ned at the end of "Friends Moving" that she is moving out of state to be closer to her dad. Despite the distance, the two still talk on the phone. In "Parties", Ned takes Missy to a party but Suzie arrives, so Ned thinks up a way to get Missy kicked out so he can be with Suzie. She returns at the end of Guide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else though Ned and Moze realized that they like each other. At the end of the series, she begins to date a changed Loomer.

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Devon Werkheiser

**Devon Werkheiser** is an American actor and musician. He is mainly known for playing Ned Bigby on *Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide*.

## Personal life

Werkheiser was born in Atlanta, Georgia, and raised in Johns Creek, Georgia. His parents enrolled him in acting classes at the Talent Factory, a local children’s acting program. After landing a minor role in *We Were Soldiers*, Werkheiser and his mother moved to LA to pursue his acting career. Since his arrival in Hollywood, Werkheiser has landed several television and film roles, the biggest of which is that of Ned Bigby on *Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide*. Recently, Werkheiser was cast in two significant roles in the movies *Love at First Hiccup* and*The Prankster*, both of which feature his music.

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Mike Grudzielanek

**Mike Grudzielanek** is a student who is a jock and in the choir who is first seen in season 2. In "Upperclassmen", he and his friends (except Jock Goldman) beat up Ned throughout most of the episode because for falsely spraying soda in their faces, taking away their pants and stepping on the wolf logo. It is implied that he might play basketball and football, and he is best friends with Seth and Paul. It is also implied that he got left back a year because he is seen with Jock Goldman and when Ned, Moze and Cookie reach the eighth grade, he is still seen in middle school. He's a parody of former baseball player Mark Grudzielanek. He is played by Joseph Ruzer.

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Episodenliste

This is a list of *Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide* episodes in chronological order. The series originally aired from 2004 to 2007 on Nickelodeon. It ran in reruns on the channel until 2008. It briefly returned to the channel in Fall 2012. The series can now only be found on Nickelodeon's sister channel TeenNick, where it started airing in 2008, and is aired on a daily basis.

## Unaired Pilot Episode

There were two pilot episodes, one that aired on September 7, 2003 and one that is unaired entitled "Guide to: Ned's Locker". That episode, unlike the regular series, featured Stephen Markarian, who played Ned and Moze's friend, Boogie. He would later be replaced by Cookie, played by Daniel Curtis Lee, but would have the opportunity to guest star as Albert Wormheimer.

## Season 1: 2004-2005

The regular episodes, which replaced Boogie with Cookie to show racial diversity, began on September 12, 2004.

## Season 3: 2006-2007

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Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, and Weasels

"**Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels**" is the *Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide* series finale. It is a special episode and two-part TV movie.

## Plot

The episode starts when Suzie returns at James K. Polk Middle School (in the previous episode), Ned is confused if he really has to be with Moze or Suzie. Jennifer Mosely was in the same situation, because she did not know is she really had to be with Ned. Cookie, on the other hand, was trying to impress Lisa. While the teens were on the trip, Gordy, Coach Dirga, Dr. Wright, Mr. Chopsaw, and the Lunch Lady, wanted to find and capture the Weasel because she destroyed many things that belonged to them.

In the end:

* Ned and Moze start dating.
* Cookie wins his date with the "new" Lisa.
* Billy Loomer and Suzie date again.
* The school is partially destroyed.
* Everyone discovers the Weasel is a female, and was in the school because she has babies, and they become the new school pets and the new school mascots.
* Gordy is finished with chasing weasels.

### Tips

* Tip#917.3NPNFT - Leave reminders. No slip, no trip.
* Tip#917.3BS - Bring stuff to keep you not-bored.
* Tip#917.3PTWG - Play road games.
* Tip#302.2bcp - Bring a cell phone.
* Tip#391.Ncaf - Naked? Call a friend for clothes.

## Trivia

* This is the first hour-long special episode for the series
* This is the series / Season 3 finale.
* This is the final appearance of Ned, Moze, Cookie, Lisa, Martin, Coconut Head, Missy, Loomer, Suzie, Buzz, Crony, Seth, Evelyn, Mr. Sweeney, Vice Principal Crubbs, Mr. Wright, Coach Dirga, Gordy, Chopsaw, and Rose.
* This episode is similar to the Big Time Rush episodes Big Time Surprise and Big Time Decision. Kendall and Lucy start dating in Big Time Surprise, but get caught off guard by Kendall's previous girlfriend, Jo, who has returned from filming a movie in New Zealand. In Big Time Decision, Kendall must choose between Lucy and Jo, and Buddha Bob (Daran Norris) tries to catch a mouse throughout the episode, and Kendall hits him and he gets knocked over, making everyone think it's a zombie apocalypse.
* This is the second time that Ned is seen barefoot.

## Starring

* Devon Werkheiser as Ned Bigby
* Lindsey Shaw as Moze
* Daniel Curtis Lee as Cookie

### Guest starring

* Mesasch Taylor as Mr. Wright
* Daran Norris as Gordy
* Daniel Radcliffe as George M. Cohen
* Vinicius Machado as Faymen Phorchin (*stock footage*)
* Ben Hogestyn as Jock Goldman (*stock footage*)

### Co-starring

* Rachel Sibner as Lisa Zemo
* Rob Pinkston as Coconut Head
* Kyle Swann as Billy (credited as Bully Loomer in the credits)
* Christian Serratos as Suzie Crabgrass
* Alex Black as Seth Powers

## References

* Huntington Gardens on Wikipedia

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Überlebenstipps für Schulhomepages

Dies ist Folge 10 von Staffel 2..........

## Inhalt

In dieser Folge gibt Ned Tipps für den Aufbau einer interessanten und witzigen Schulhomepage: Dazu gehört selbstverständlich auch eine Webcam, über die man das Neueste aus der Polk-Schule live in alle Welt übertragen kann. Leider erweist sich die moderne Technik bald als äußerst tückisch: Während Ned und Cookie an der Homepage arbeiten, stibitzt ihnen das Wiesel die Webcam. Die Bilder werden weiter übertragen, und so bringt der herumstreunende Marder einige Dinge ans Licht, die besser ewig verborgen geblieben wären. Als Ned und Cookie, bemerken, was vor sich geht, wollen sie die Wiesel-Cam ausschalten - aber das erweist sich als unmöglich, weil sie Sweenys Passwörter durcheinander gebracht haben. Droht den beiden Unglücksraben jetzt lebenslängliches Nachsitzen? Nur einer kann ihnen jetzt noch aus der Patsche helfen: Wiesel-Spezialist Gordy!

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1. Staffel

Die erste Staffel ist die erste von drei Staffeln der Serie Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn.

## Folgen

* 1. Der erste Tag

* 2. Schließfächer

* 3. Schultoiletten

* 4. Projekt-Partner

* 5. Nachsitzen

* 6. Lehrer

* 7. Die Sitzordnung

* 8. Sportprüfungen

* 9. Schwärme

* 10. Tanzabende

* 11. Krankheitstage

* 12. Buchstabier-Wettbewerbe

* 13. Gerüchte

* 14. Schulfotos

* 15. Talent-Shows

* 16. Wahlen

* 17. Computerräume

* 18. Rucksäcke

* 19. Zettel

* 20. Beste Freunde

* 21. Tagträume

* 22. Sport

* 23. Schummler

* 24. Fieslinge

* 25. Notfall-Übungen

* 26. Busverspätungen

## Links

* 2. Staffel
* 3. Staffel