I Go To The Zoo

**I Go To The Zoo**
**Performer(s)**: Nathaniel Plimpton III — **First Appearance**: "Josh Is a Liar"
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Grant Michaels, Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Dan Gregor — **Genre**: Hip-Hop

“**I Go To The Zoo**” is a musical number by Nathaniel Plimpton III. In it he goes to the one place that can lift his spirits. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "Josh Is a Liar.” The song seems to be a parody of Drake's "Hotline Bling".

## Song and lyrics

Uh!
Feeling low I need some time to think.
By myself I pour another drink
So many thoughts keep running through my head
I can't stay here, I hit the club instead.
I'm poppin' bottles just to clear my mind.
Bitches upon me and they looking fine.
We doing lines they wanna go all night.

(Go all night)

but deep inside there's something still ain't right.

So then
I go to the zoo!
Just kinda wonder round the zoo.
I look at the monkeys
their eyes look like my eyes.
It's so relaxing at the zoo
sayin' 'what's up' to kangaroos.
My boys awake 'cause they nocturnal.
I really, really like the zoo.
Next night I got this bitch up in my 'rari.
We drinkin' crys', we eating calamari.
She trying to give me neck, this life insane.
But there is only one thing that can ease my pain
I tell her 'get the hell out' then
I go to the zoo in San Diego!
It’s really such a better zoo
My favorite is probably the cheetahs
but I ain't messin with no zebra.
I know the nightguard at the zoo
His name is Ron, my man's legit.
He knows that I love panda canyon
sometimes he lets me bottle feed the cub.
Man...
when's it gonna stop?
when's it gonna end?
Sometimes even the zoo isn't enough
So then...
I go to the aquarium!
Its like a zoo for fishies
I know the nightguard there too!
Wait! Whhat the hell happened to Susan?
He kicks me out here's what I do...
I take my ass back to the zoo!

### Explicit version

Uh!
Feeling low I need some time to think.
By myself I pour another drink
So many thoughts keep running through my head
I can't stay here, I hit the club instead.
I'm poppin' bottles just to clear my mind.
Bitches upon me and they looking fine.
We doing lines they wanna go all night.

(Go all night)

but deep inside there's something still ain't right.

So then
I go to the zoo!
Just kinda wonder round the zoo.
I look at the monkeys
their eyes look like my eyes.
It's so relaxing at the zoo
sayin' 'what's up' to kangaroos.
My boys awake 'cause they nocturnal.
I really, really like the zoo.
Next night I got this bitch up in my 'rari.
We drinkin' crys', we eating calamari.
She trying to give me neck, this life insane.
But there is only one thing that can ease my pain
I tell her 'get the fuck out' then
I go to the zoo in San Diego!
It’s really such a better zoo
My favorite is probably the cheetahs
but I ain't fuckin with no zebra.
I know the nightguard at the zoo
His name is Ron, my man's legit.
He knows that I love panda canyon
sometimes he lets me bottle feed the cub.
Man...
when's it gonna stop?
when's it gonna end?
Sometimes even the zoo isn't enough
So then...
I go to the aquarium!
Its like a zoo for fishies
I know the nightguard there too!
Wait! Whhat the fuck happened to Susan?
He kicks me out here's what I do...
I take my ass back to the zoo