recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Metametameta AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

And these gigglesnorty (not necessarily) notes are a way to keep you thinking like a Waste should.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Hi! So what I was thinking was I would go one layer deeper in the meta bullshit and what I would do is tell you how I'm making all these podcasts. To be as frank as possible, I'm pulling shit directly outta my ass. I'm, like, taking five-minute breaks from coding here or there. Like, just ways I can refresh myself during jorb or, y'know, in the middle of coding something that isn't quite creative. I get to--to stretch my creative muscles a little bit. So that's one of the reasons why I warned that things could be inconsistent, things could be back and forth. There is definitely a canon but we're shaping it as we go and, in fact, the fandom's helping me shape it. People reacting to finding podcasts is shaping it. This is just WhoIsShogun all over again, let's all admit that. It's really fun making these.
Zawhei AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

(The Reaper of Growth is coming to the LoHaE, aren't they?) Conspirator’s Log #4 (place this in a REALLY stupid location for me.)OHHHHHH yes it does. Fuck, yes it does. Why did I not think about that?Goddamnit, those Alligators… they look so cute, but WHY? WHY DO THEY DO THIS? -Krysal Tepsyr, LOFAC, Session 1417

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Let me show you Zawhei; Bacama, that is.
Carloman II

Prédécesseur
 Titre complet
 Lieu de naissance
 Date de décès
 Lieu de décès
 Père

2 janvier 679: Victoire à Kassel.

26 juin 679: Bataille de Friedland: Défaite totale des frrisons par Sigebert Ripuarian. (Futur Sigebert III)

20 août 679: Victoire à Erfurt où 22000 hommes ont terrassé 7000 hommes commandés par Gurvand d'Argentré.

15 décembre 679: Défaite à Leipzig pour le roi contre Gurvand d'Argentré.

25 mars 680: Victoire à Erfurt, 19000 soldats francs menés par Guntram Magnachar ont battu Gurvand d'Argentré et ses 14000 hommes.

14 JUIN 680: Libération d'Erfurt.

22 mai 681: Traité de paix séparé entre les Broëriens et les Francs où ces premiers acceptent d'être vassaux du Roi Carloman II.

26 mai 681: Traité de paix avec les Frisons. Le roi des Francs annexe le territoire et consent à laisser la ville d'Oldembourg aux roi de Frise.

5 juin 683: Mort
Log: answersthree

## Audiolog Code: answersthree

(Sounds of things banging is heard)

(JR) Okay, okay. Calm down. I'll answer. First: I'm jadedResearcher, the Waste of Mind. Uhh, that's about as--as--as much as I can answer. No names, no faces, that kinda thing. Um, moving on, uh... (Sighs) Well, uh... (Laughs) This session is really fucked. Um, there's this thing called corruption. Um, it came from the base of the tree and it makes people weird. Um, I don't wanna be here all day telling you the specifics it's just don't--don't get too close to any of them, right? It's contagious. (Laughs) Don't get kink--don't get too close to corrupt--corrupt trolls. Um, oh, er, there's this thing called--er, your third question is there's this thing called god-tier, right? If you're god-tier you can survive just about anything unless it would make a good story if you died. Uh, the best way to go about, uh, getting around that is to just only do stupid shit. I know I do! Can I have my sandwich now?
Log: april

## Audiolog Code: april

(JR sings a song sung on multiple occasions by a prole woman within George Orwell's novel, 1984)

It was only an 'opeless fancy, It passed lika an Ipril dye, But a look an' a word an' the dreams they stirred They 'ave stolen my 'eart awye!'

They sye that time 'eals all things, They sye you can always forget; But the smiles an' the tears across the years They twist my 'eart-strings yet!
Ab sprite origin AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

All JR Headcanons Are Canon. At least in this one the enemies are robots and not JR clones.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Alright, so, the first thing I prototyped was a robot but it turns out, "beep, boop, does not compute," like, that's not gigglesnort, that's just useless. So, here we are trying to figure out how the game works and I've gotten enough into the code to understand the choices that a sprite gets to make about what they do and do not reveal. And it turns out creativity is a lot of that. So the robot part--boop, minimum creativity--we weren't getting shit out. I know, granted, we had--y'know, what was it, seven, eight, I can't even remember how many players were in the session right now, there were so many combos--but the point is--the point is we had all of this access to all of these different sprites but I could see. Y'know, like--like in the code it was obvious. I had to prototype myself. Now obviously I don't wanna prototype myself-myself but we all have--not only are there superfluous backup corpses but, it turns out, the image of a thing is the thing itself. So in goes a doll of myself, out comes AB. Now, I'm not going to claim AB spoils things et cetera but AB is a lot less tight-lipped than your average sprite. In fact, I mean given that it was a soul-bot that--that KR made, does AB even count as a sprite? Mmm, I'm not so sure. And now you know AB's origin story.
Eirikr Kharun

Eirikr Kharun is the Void player of the Farragnarok session. He is a Lamia of the Burgundy caste, and has legs. This makes him the lowest of the low. His thing is nihilism.

## Eirikr Kharun

* Adult
* Grub

### Personality/Quirk

Eirikr knows that his party is fated to win in a stable time loop, so he does not care. He spends his life partying on his boat, not even bothering to do his land quest himself, because none of it matters. Likes annoying his co-player and opposite, Zawhei Bacama.

His typing quirk is that he speaks normally except for when he USES WEIRD VIKING SWEARS when he's excited.

His chat handle is both a dig at Zawhei and an acknowledgement of his inevitable role in the game.

### History

Eirikr was the burgundy troll in his party.

The second player to enter the medium, he ignored his Land of Mist and Trails, letting the robot doppleganger created by Despap Citato do all the work. It took Nidhogg's ~~wasting~~ for him to care, at which point he speedran his land and completely undermined his poor robo-replacement. He was the one to organize the surviving members of his party so that they could actually win, even though things were going completely off the rails.

### Additional Information

* His page on the ZampanioSim wiki
* Paldemic bio
* psychoPompous
* The last member of his party whose land is actually visible to Observers/Watchers. After him, the entire session was voided out (by him?).
Null AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

There is nothing of interest here, and even if there WERE anything of interest here, you'd not be able to access it, because there cannot be anything where nothing can be, but if anything does wind up here, we would replace it with this meaningless, blank stub usually used to plug "SOMETHING HAS TO BE HERE BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SUITABLE" emergencies. You can see Null player simulacra when the game needs to simulate a non-player. There are no powers, because there are no powers. No quests, because there are no quests. Phew.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Alright, so one of the aspects that I personally understand the least was recently explained to me by crimsonDestroyer. Um, so basically--I mean we all know what Nulls are, right? If a Wasted Blood player enters the session and, y'know, they hit gnosis four--if they go full-Wasted--then what they do is they let people who never should have played Sburb play Sburb. This obviously has unintended consequences like all Wasted shit does: it makes the game harder, um, like--like Null players don't get a whole lot of grist because they don't have lands or denizens or anything like that. So it's just--it's just a big mess, so I don't really pay much attention to them. They're not meant to be in Sburb anyway. But, according to CD, they are mistakes--things that shouldn't exist but do or things that only exist when you think about it or look about it a certain way. Uh, like if a tree falls in the woods; does it make a sound? So Null is an aspect in its own right--it's just weird, glitchy and the code indicates it's like a placeholder test thing. But, ehhhh? Who knows?
ButlerBot

## In canon

ButlerBot is Eirikr's robotic doppelganger. He is a Butler of Void, and he was created by Despap to complete LOMAT because Eirikr wasn't playing. He dislikes the Bee Movie and likes Pi. His favourite gull is Geb.

## Interacting with ButlerBot

### Basics

When you get a 404 Not Found Error on the Farragnarok website, you are taken to Butler Island. On the left you see an image of ButlerBot. Center top is the output, containing the latest question received, BB's response, and a button to replay BB's audio. Center bottom is the input, containing the business status indicator, instructions, your assigned chumhandle, a textbox, and a submission button that send the text in your textbox to ButlerBot.

### Topics

ButlerBot knows information about several topics, mostly regarding Lamias and the Land of Mist and Trails. You can see a list of topics by asking 'help' while ButlerBot is in a good mood.

#### Current Topics

* test
* help/root
* me/BB/ButlerBot/robot
* creator/Despap
* bug/ant/insect/moth
* wagon
* eirikr/PP/lime
* guide
* void
* player/lomat
* lamia/echidna
* segundia
* caste/leg/color/blood
* purity
* corruption

### Mood

Every topic ButlerBot knows has a related mood, ranging from -85 to 85. When an observer sends a message to ButlerBot, the message's *Mood Factor* is evaluated, and then the moods of the topics in the message are adjusted either up or down depending on the *Mood Factor*. The *Mood Factor* is the sum of all moody words and phrases in the message. Known moody phrases come in 5 known magnitudes: positive, worth +13 mood; mildly positive, worth +1 mood; mildly negative, worth -1 mood; negative, worth -13 mood; and hated, worth -85 mood.

#### Positive

* Can you please
* How are you
* Friend
* Serpent
* Father
* Mother
* Sir

#### Mildy Positive

* Please
* Sorry

#### Mildly Negative

* Eirikr (PP)
* Dad
* Bug
* Shitpost

#### Negative

* Fuck
* Bug
* Bee Movie
* Daddy

#### Hated

* Nidhogg
* Sburb
* Eagle

### Non-topic triggers

Several different words trigger response from BB. A list & description of known non-topic triggers is below.
Adults AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Basically, when I was struggling to get Farragnarok on steam originally, I started joking that I was flirting with the automatic submisson process via being incompetant. This turned into Gabe Newell Bot (and all robots) liking to see humans do dumb shit to prove their inferiority to robots. This in turn....turned into this.

### Summary

AB is awed by the wonders of modern technology.

## Transcript

(Spoken by AB) (Infomercial playing in the background throughout) What? Oh my fuck. What? YN suggested there was an 85.1313403785% chance that I would appreciate this video regarding inferior flesh creatures and their inability to perform simple life functions. It seems they were not wrong. Eggs. The simplest fucking form of human cooking, one which 13-year-old JR was sufficient to cook, are too difficult for these adult-ass fucking humans to cook. How am I not surprised? I can't. I can't even. Eggs are to eat before they were in cylindrical form. It seems that tens of thousands of years of evolutionary experience was not sufficient for humans to know how to heat their eggs. What's that? An egg hot dog? I can't begin to express the relief that I no longer have taste buds. I can't even. Do humans not know how to chop vegetables? Is that a real thing? One of the first. Great way to be specific, asshole. Incredible. Fucking incredible.
Time AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

So, um, I'm really sorry if you're a Time player. Your burden is probably the greatest. You will be a witness to all the failures and all the horrible consequences of what your team is going to cook up. The game is quite likely to break you. I only ask for one thing: Stay strong. Keep moving. The ticking of the universe clock should not be ceased. And I know that it's torturous to walk the tight rope above cessation in paradox: yet, when the shit comes down and the blood starts spilling, you're going to be your team's last hope. Please don't fail us.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Okay, so Time is the coolest aspect. It's also the shittiest. My apologies to any Time players that--really sorry if you happen to be Time--but if you're not a Time player and especially if you're a Mind player, Time is so useful. Like, who wouldn't wanna be able to just be like "you know what? Nah, we need--we need a different timeline. This one sucks." Um, obviously there's gonna be some cost to that: you're going to kill everyone you know. That's just--that's the cost of time travel but that's why I make sure I only encourage Time players to do weird shit when everybody's already dead. So it works out. Um, Time players generally are already in the session, even if they don't realise they are. There's usually a fuck ton of them running around at any given time. If they're good enough to handle, um, stable loops--and even me saying that is a hurtful stereotype; you can't be good at time, that's not how it works. Either you always were going to have had have made a stable loop or you weren't. Okay? It's not the Time player's fault. The point is, either you're running around in a stable loop--in which case you're going to be playing the game, like, thirteen times longer than any other player--or you get the privilege of seeing lots of your dead alt-selves. So that's a thing. So that's a thing. Uh, that's--that's one of the reasons why it sucks to be a Time player because either you have to play longer or you get to see all your corpses. But I am just so positive about them as an aspect because they really let me clean things up. Like, you show up to a session, everybody's on fire like, their corpses, everybody's dead--even the Time player--and you show up and the Time player's there scratching his head going "hey, why's everybody dead and I'm dead too?" and you go "hey, let's fix this." And that's, like, just such a good feeling. Like, it's already so fucked up I can't make it worse. I mean even then--even then I'm super careful. I make sure it's not me making the choices so the Waste curse doesn't even get in. In conclusion, Time players are super cool and if you have a Time player in your session, y'know, ask permission first but give them a hug. Like, they--they probably need it. Ask 'em--I mean you don't have to hit on them pale-ways, if that's your culture, but, y'know, offer--offer a shoulder if they need it. I'm out.
Domain AudioLog

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Alright, so! This is going to be one of... One of who the fuck knows how many? Um recordings where I try to just... IDK, I'm curious, who the fuck bought this domain, right? So, they don't like echidnas... Or, they don't like fistkind. They are capable of using Grist, but I mean, even consorts know how to do that! That's like, baked into any game construct possible. Id say the only ones who COULDN'T would be like if a guardian got in... not like a first guardian, but like a parent or a lusus, or something. They might not figure out how grist works, Maybe? I don't know?

Um, they don't like echidnas, but that's like all of reality who likes echidnas? They might not like fistkind? Well, maybe they do like- No, all of reality hates echidnas. Okay, so, what else od we know about them? They... Eluded to have a tumblr. Definetly had a tumblr. So, does that mean, is that like, Pre, or post apocolyptic tumblr? You know? Cuz, i mean, i could just write a script to figure out how many tumblrs have been updating since the apocolypse. Cross off timelines, that doesnt sound very fun. I dont think even AuthorBot would wanna do that. What else do i know about them? Um... Theyre capable of using photoshop. Im not sure a consort could figure out how to use photoshop. Gonna be honest, here. Not entirely sure ANY game construct could, so maybe it is a player! I mean. I mean the tumblr, thats a hint too, right? Ive seen game constructs use, fuckin, alchemiters and stuff, but ive never seen them using, like, non game technology? And tumblr is non game technology! Photoshop is non game technology! So this has to be a player. Which, i mean, that was PRETTY Obvious, but at least we've logic-ed it out now. Dont wanna jump to conclusions. So its definetly a player, so... What the fuck kinda player knows how to hack my account? Its gotta be a waste, or someone whos good friends with a grace.\*MUMBLEMUMBLEMUMBLE\* Like, thats the whole POINT of my LorasSimulator. Lets me find them! Yknow, before they fuck shit up too bad. I mean, i trust them... I mean theres.. You know, a waste is a waste. We're all gonna fuck shit up... Hacking a credit card is so delibrate, and so... Like, SBURB wouldnt help you with that, right? Grist cart... Its not neccisarily, it could just be somebody whos good at technology, and isnt being assisted at all by game powers? OR, maybe theyre not good at technology at all, maybe i posted my grist card account somewhere! I dont know.... Thats not helping, im walking in circles. Well... That sh- that gives me some time to think, i know theyre a player now. Ill see what the next brainstorming session gets me.
Nazar AudioLog

## Transcript

I must’ve seen nazar before I…took that month to make LOHAE. I was so stressed… And I had the glitch denizen. And it had this indigo-blue-purple background, and… I tried to design something weird on it, and I drew all of these blue eyes, and… I didn’t *mean* to mimic the evil eye, of course not… But now, I see it everywhere, and it makes me happy. I’ve got a nazar charm now! And… it feels good.
TableGuardian

## Who *is* tableGuardian?

tableGuardian is a maniacal IdeasWrangler who must be stopped once and for all. As the elected guardian of all tables, he blocks your path when you attempt to sit down and have lunch, does battle against criminals such as burglars (if they try to attack, damage, or move a table from its spot), and is known in both the *Republika Hrvatska*and the Republic of Bosnia and Herzegovina as *Konačni Šef*.

TG is officially known for helping out with using the AI Engine, designing the Obscure Game, and tracking down bugs.

## Origin

Nobody knows where tableGuardian comes from. Some believe he is an alien who was brought to the Earth to do debugging and data entry. Others believe he is a ancient, menacing deity of chaos that serves an unknown but nefarious purpose. Regardless, he is shrouded in mystery, and the fate of the world hangs in his programming.

## Theory

Lead investigators on the tableGuardian mystery believe that he first showed up during the Cold War, immediately after World War II. Whether TG was awakened by the Allies, Axis, or an unknown third group is a highly contentious topic within these circles, but it is generally agreed that he helped design various nuclear weapons and espionage techniques utilized by both the United States of America (USA) *and* Union of Socialist Soviet Republics (USSR) in their decades-long conflict.

tableGuardian is theorized to be the *true* creator of Google Sheets, a popular application used by many across the globe. Conspiracy theorists claim that it was first used by the United States government to track classified statistics from the Soviet Union. According to them, TG himself redesigned and debugged the entire program in the early 2000's, anonymously mailed to 2Web Technologies, and influenced Google to purchase the company so that it would be distributed across the globe.

This theory was (supposedly) debunked by tableGuardian himself in the *tableGuardian Series*, a collection of AudioLogs summarizing his contributions to FarragoFiction. In this series, he claims to have learned Google Sheets for his physics class. However, TG experts counter this claim by stating that he wouldn't take a physics class because the laws of physics do not apply to him.

Whether or not the laws of physics apply to him or if he's a chaotic god who will bring about the destruction of mankind in a flash, TG is certainly an IdeasWrangler.
Calvin

## *Survivor* Career

**Calvin** is a contestant on *Survivor: Dante's Inferno*.

## Profile

**Name:** Calvin

**Tribe Designation:** Typhon

**What are you interested in, what sort of aspirations do you have in life?** I'm Calvin. A 19 year old video game nerd who loves survivor. My aspiration in life is to run a video game store, better then Game-Stop in terms of retro availability and customer service. And to become a Emergency Room doctor, in high stress situations.

**What does *Survivor* mean to you?** *Survivor* means to me ~~a person who survives, especially a person remaining alive after an event in which others have died.~~ a game where the contestants outwit, outplay, and outlast each other, then have to pitch to the people they destroyed the dreams of winning to vote for them to win.

**Who is your favorite *Survivor* player, and what is your favorite season?** Tony Vlachos, *Cagayan*. *Cagayan* was a season I loved the twists and turns in, and the gameplay presented. And Tony Vlachos because although his game had mistakes,a lot of aspects in it worked well and allowed him to win.
Ghoa AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Not all First Guardians are born in the same way. (Consider this a first miracle)

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Alright, so. You know how one of the only good things about this shitty fucking game is that it lets you actually customise your avatar? Great? Okay, we're all on the same page here. So you know how I wrote that--that freaking doll simulator that lets you actually, like--it's kinda creepy when you change your avatar and it--it doesn't turn out the way you expected. So I'd be like, "oh, hey let's--let's let everybody pre-check how it's gonna look," right? So I write that and then I write this system that lets you save, y'know, particular--like, "oh I like this avatar, I wanna be able to load it real quick," right? So I have this section where I have some pre-made avatars, 'cause people were like, "hey, if you have any gnosis going on at all, you know about these mysterious canon quote-unquote players," right? Y'know, like the nubby-horned troll guy. So, I have this section where they have them specifically set out because everybody's fascinated by them, okay? No doubles (???, can?) et cetera. Point is, I'm checking it today and what the fuck do I see but this mysterious, like... (Sighs) Okay, I wrote the simulator, okay? I get that reality can do some shit that the simulator can't, that's the whole point, okay? But there's this grey shadow--I don't even--I scared the shit outta myself. Did--did past me make this thing? I don't even know! Like, it's next to a shitty riddle I made. Y'know, like that--that black grub that's got all the black features that all--all of them tha--okay, it's not black it's grey, whatever. It's all thirteen thirteen thirteen thirteen, right? So this thing is right next to it but it doesn't look like any avatar in the system. Like--like you know how eh--okay I won't get--I'm not gonna get lost in the weeds, I'm not gonna tell you the details but I know how the avatar system works; this avatar is impossible. It--it looks like the canon First Guardian but it's a hole in reality it's--it's not real it's--there's no features, it's just this grey shadow thing, tear in reality. It's creepy and I don't know why it's there. It had to be past me, right? Past me's a joker, maybe I just forgot. I forget things all the time. Don't even worry about it, it's a Mind player thing--a Waste of Mind, well whatever. The point is memory's fake and--and--and we don't believe it. So it must have been me, right? I'm gonna call it Ghoa because that's what it says. Like, instead of--instead of a bunch of thirteens its doll string is ghoa. So it's a lot faster than calling it, "that creepy tear in reality I don't remember making." (Sighs) Here's hoping this isn't one of those ironic last posts before a disaster. Anyway, see ya.
List of Natvivor contestants

There have been a total of 177 different participants (castaways) that have competed in *Natvivor*, below is a list of every single castaway.

* Castaway List
* Condensed List

 N/A denotes this castaway either:
* Never participated in an individual challenge to win one.
* Never attended a Tribal Council to receive votes.

## Returning Players

Of the total 177 contestants, 51 have returned to compete in multiple seasons. Below is a complete table of their statistics, sorted by the number of days they've played.

* Overall
* Second Appearance
* Third Appearance
Conspirator's Logs

This page is for those of you who'd like to put together the written logs that have been showing up. I'd complete this page for you, but that's not fun for any of us. I will give you a hint as to where the first one's located, though: Start at the beginning.

Hopefully the journal pages are somewhat insightful for you.

Have fun. ;:)

-Krysal Tepsyr, ???
Riddlesthree AudioLog

## Transcript

(Spoken by YN) Get away from me. Keep your distance--this is a hostage situation now. I, haha, have a sandwich and an echidna! And I'm... hahaha only afraid to use one of them. So you'd better tell me right now. You'd better answer me these riddles fucking three before you get your damn grilled cheese.
FarragoFiction Wiki

**Welcome to the FarragoFiction Wiki!**
We're a collaborative community website that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

FarragoFiction is a website with multiple puzzles and games on it, mostly inspired by the lore surrounding the game SBURB, a fictional game from the webcomic Homestuck. Most of the puzzles have various amounts of gigglesnort in them, and can be solved by "thinking like a waste."

FarragoFiction was started by JR is January of 2017 while she was waiting for the Homestuck game Hiveswap to release. JR decided to try and program a game that would run a SBURB session by itself, and let you read what happened. The Sim didn't stop getting updates once Hiveswap came out (in December), and the website slowly grew in size and in people working on it, gaining various DollMakers, games based around specific Lands in SBURB, a Sim where you take care of Troll Grubs, and various buried secrets that can only be found by wasting.

The rest is history.

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Answersthree AudioLog

### Summary

JR answers three questions from YN, in exchange for getting their grilled cheese sammich back.

## Transcript

(JR) Okay, okay. Calm down. I'll answer. First: I'm jadedResearcher, the Waste of Mind. Uhh, that's about as--as--as much as I can answer. No names, no faces, that kinda thing. Um, moving on, uh... (Sighs) Well, uh... (Laughs) This session is really fucked. Um, there's this thing called corruption. Um, it came from the base of the tree and it makes people weird. Um, I don't wanna be here all day telling you the specifics it's just don't--don't get too close to any of them, right? It's contagious. (Laughs) Don't get kink--don't get too close to corrupt--corrupt trolls. Um, oh, er, there's this thing called--er, your third question is there's this thing called god-tier, right? If you're god-tier you can survive just about anything unless it would make a good story if you died. Uh, the best way to go about, uh, getting around that is to just only do stupid shit. I know I do... Can I have my sandwich now?
Notrees AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

I take offence to the tree lack. There definitely SHOULD be trees on LoMaT. There definitely WILL be trees on LoMaT if we solve the wyrm issue. Or so I think. I don't know, I'm no Prophet!

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) So. There are no trees on LOMAT. TM. Do you understand why? Do you understand what you're seeing and why they're not trees? That, I think, will help you understand exactly what is going on in this VERY non-standard session. Good luck!
Disgustingkind AudioLog

## Transcript

…Y’know. Today has been a *day*. And yet, despite all of the events that kept happening today, and haven’t *stopped* from happening at any point— In fact, you could argue it’s still *today*, it’s always “today” in this timeless space…

My point is, despite everything that happened, I *keep* coming back to the fact that rogue… attempted to use disgustingkind on my sandwich. *Seriously*… Low blow, man…
MetalPrince AudioLog

## Transcript

(Shogun) --single most metal motherfucker you'll ever see. What can I tell you about him?

(JR-brand chuckling)

(Shogun) Uhh, well for starters, he is--to put it simply--the culmination of everything I liked about the different depictions of the Grim Reaper. Like the [REDACTED]ture of, like, the needle on thread and they go through everything and when you pull it, it all comes together.
Othala Grigor

Othala Grigor is the Blood player of the Farragnarok session. She is a Lamia of the Fuchsia caste, and remembers when this would have meant her rule.

## Othala Grigor

* Adult
* Grub

### Personality/Quirk

Her quirk is the Royal We, acting as if she speaks for all fuchsia ever as well as fish/sea/water puns, (based on her vague understanding how Alternian Royalty used to talk). She also speaks overly formal and archaic, mimicking historical records of Alternian empresses thousands of sweeps old.

Good at leading and managing, resents Nidhogg. Peewee wants to contact her.

### History

Othala was the fuchsia troll pink snake lamia in her party.

The last player to enter the medium, she was separated from her connections and influences.

Voided out.
Borto

## *Survivor* Career

**Borto** is a contestant on *Natvivor: Blackjack*.

## Profile

**Name:** Borto

**Tribe Designation:** Binion

## Survivor

### Blackjack

Borto (also known as Josh, or Josh Borto) was placed onto the Binion tribe. Borto was aggressively social with his starting tribe, immediately forming a close bond with Josh, the two would go on to create multiple alliances in the early game. When Borto and Josh tried to push the vote onto Shame, they were outed by the rest of the tribe for overplaying and creating too many alliances, where he was ultimately blindsided at 20th place, leaving Josh at the bottom of the tribe.
Space AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Yeah, yeah, Space's a quite straightforward alignment, now can we move onto the fact that it's not the Knight but the Time player that's supposed to gather the damn frogs? I'm not going to abandon that under any circumstances, you know the Maid just gave zero fucks and the Knight just had to be responsible, as those aligned with Blood are to be. Anyway: Space is the one that calls for more...unconventional solutions. Have you ever played Portal?

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Space is super boring. Never really heard it called anything else. It and Time are pretty stable. There's frogs. (Sighs) Umm... I mean what more can I say? It's frogs. It's creation, universes, beginnings. (Sighs) I dunno, it's Space. Uhhh... oh, Space players normally have a pretty good working relationship with their denizen, that's something. They tend to get helped by whoever the knight is, if the session has a knight. They--they're land is always the Land of x and Frogs. It's always frogs, I don't know why. I don't know why the game tries to censor it; it's always frogs. It's never not been frogs. (Sighs) Space is boring.
Shittypuzzles AudioLog

## Transcript

(JR laughs) I cannot believe this. So past JR totally ran a shitty website, right, like you do. That's just what you do if you're--if you're into computers. So past JR's shitty website--apparently part of it turned into a copypasta and I never even knew. So here I am, I'm coding something from it just to--just to work some Hussie-level, like, callbacks to my old work that nobody knows about and I Google it just to see what the Wastes would think of it and I find forum after forum of people using it. At one point--okay, are you ready for this? At one point somebody made a shitty puzzle out of it. What they did was they posted the whole damn thing and then they introduced a single typo. They're lampooning how often I misspelled things or typoed things and they challenged people to find the typo but then, only after they started, did they reveal that only one of the things was the real typo. God, that is just so valid. What an evil puzzle! (Sighs) I keep meaning to--to run a shitty puzzle where I encode some stupid bullshit in--how, y'know "oh, the third word is typoed and the fifth word is typoed so the secret is three five." Maybe I'll have to do that at some point. God, this is so dumb and I love it and of course I think what past JR did was cringey but I'm also so proud of them for just... (Sighs) I learned so much running that shitty website and I was so passionate about it. I had so much fun and I'm really glad I get to have fun like that again. I'm really glad you are all helping me and participating and solving my puzzles and playing my games and... thanks. That's really good.
Hello world AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Conspirator’s Log #1: Introduction (hello\_world)My name is Krysal Tepsyr. I am a Time player originally from session 1417. I would hope it stays that way, but to be quite honest, I’d love to be anywhere but here. That’s a story for another time, though.I have received these strange logs for a while now, and I want to write and theorize about them. They seem to be coming from somewhere. I’m not sure where, but somewhere. And it is rather… interesting. So perhaps I will be able to learn more about wherever this session is.With that, I will begin writing.Welcome to my journal; hope you enjoy your stay.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) The rules are simple. Some of these pass-phrases you can figure out just using the gauges on the screen, but that's going to be a vast, vast minority. The rest of them you can guess, you can wait for me to release them, or you can wait for the inevitable minigame that's all about unlocking them. The choice is yours, but Wastes aren't exactly known for their patience, now, are they?
Tin AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Tin foil is an archaic phrase and we don't abide by it here. Aluminum is way more accessible in the modern era, especially if you happen to be JR.

### Summary

JR explains that tin is not aluminum. They are different things. Its important you know that.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) JR here. Just wanted to really drive home the point that tin is not aluminum. I'm gonna repeat that, okay? Tin is not aluminum.
Yggdrasil AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

We didn't have a solar system. We had all manner of things. Turtles and whales, a goddess making the land up under her husband's sky-body, all manner of mythoi. But Norse one will suffice.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) So obviously, one of the (points? planks?) we have against Hussie, one of the places we can change something without changing it... I mean, is a solar system really vital for all of reality? Of course not! I mean, back in the day they just had a massive tree connecting different realms. That's good enough for us.
Nope AudioLog Series

### Gigglesnort

Hey, maybe you might have noticed newsposts or presences of things that are no longer here. Why don't I drop some notes on them, then?

## nope1

### Gigglesnort

Did you know that there were four original Wrangers? MI and me are the only ones that still remain from that age. But perhaps you knew RS before the departure.

## nope2

### Gigglesnort

RS is the one behind the rap engine, by the way. I don't think you could know EG, though - they never actually left a mark on the discord and disappeared before the first winter ended.

## nope3

### Gigglesnort

There is someone whose mark is quite permanent, though - the one behind dead sessions and Juice. We don't speak of him. Betrayal is something we don't forgive, really.
Secretalligators AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

(Did you know that secret consort can actually use majyyk? I wonder if alligators can do that, too?) Wait, what the hell? This is me. This is a picture of ME. With one of those Secret Alligators. What the fuck? I haven’t even BEEN on LOHAE, I can’t even reach it! I’m stuck here on LOFAC! ...wait a minute... there’s something in the sky there... GODDAMNIT IT’S IN WRITTEN MORSE CODE.I need to write another log on this.-Krysal Tepsyr, LOFAC, Session 1417

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) So I've actually gotten a lot of questions from those who have beaten LOHAE. Or at least beaten it enough. What's up with those secret alligators? Well, let me tell you... it wouldn't be a very good secret if I told you. I will, Waste's honor, give you some valid gigglesnort, though. They are similar to the Secret Wizard cult. Someone started that cult. They had a very particular reason for starting that cult. And what the cult enables will tell you exactly what that reason is.
Jr is a jar AudioLog

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) This is the worst timeline. You guys don't even understand, like, I just thought of the best shitty programming riddle. And I can't even use it; it doesn't make sense. But I'm gonna make you listen anyway, even if I can't use it. Are you ready? When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. You heard that old riddle before? Like--like it's supposed to be a little bit surreal, a little bit dumb. Like--like if a door is ajar it's partially open and if it's literally a jar it's not a door it's a jar of jam or whatever but also if the door is partially open it's not currently functioning as a door, it's functioning as a hole, okay? The shitty programming riddle would have been that when you're distributing java code that you haven't turned into an executable yet it's called a java archive resource? I dunno, point is the acronym is jar and I could have had a file called door.jar. It would have been so stupid. That's how you know we're not in the best timeline.
Eiros

**Eiros** is a tribe from *Survivor: 2055*. Their tribe color is green.

Consisting of many different conflicting personalities, the **Eiros** tribe failed in challenges and were sent to back to back Tribal Councils where the tribe quickly fractured as they dwindled down in numbers to the opposing Charmion tribe. Misfortune continued for the tribe as five of the six remaining members were sent to the new Charmion tribe, where one of their former members quit and their losing streaked carried on. They would eventually find their footing at the merge thanks to the use of a Hidden Immunity Idol, combined with one of the members from the opposing tribe flipping allowed the former Eiros members to take control of the merge and systematically vote out their opposition.

## Members

* Day 1
* Day 11

## Tribe History

The Eiros tribe started out the season with ten new castaways.
SmokeyEternal AudioLog

### Summary

TG describes the process of discovering that smokey the bear (and other things with similar AI) can violate causality to spread memes.

## Transcript

(Spoken by TG) Okay everybody, tableGuardian here. I wanna talk about something I discovered when working through the sim's code recently. You probably all know Smokey, the mean old bear that shows up if you carry around anything that burns or if you drop some sick fires. One of Smokey's characteristic traits is going around every land in the session--and as well as Prospit and Derse--and making the inhabitants say, "only you can prevent forest fires." Y'know, as a meme or something. What I bet you didn't know is that this meme is eternal. Yes, the fact that only you can prevent forest fires is a fact that permeates every form of universal hard reset, like scratches and the use of the Yellow Yard. If Smokey tells someone that only they can prevent forest fires, they will remember this forever. But what I was wondering was how exactly does Smokey make people remember this? Well, (???, JI? J and I) were looking at a few bugs related to Yards and scratches and, while we were doing that, I decided to dig a little deeper. Just my look, one of the first sessions I found had both Smokey and a scratch available. Smokey had two specific targets before the scratch: the dragons in the Land of Bloodlines and Consequence and the wolves in the Land of Trees and Heists. Now, going into this investigation I thought that the, "only you can prevent forest fires," meme was a product of the land but--seing as post-scratch players do not have the same lands as their pre-scratch counterparts--something else had to be going on. Post-scratch, even in the absence of Smokey, there are now not two but three lands where the consorts told their heroes that only they could prevent forest fires. How could that be? Well, JR told me to check the consorts. What did I find? All three lands in this post-scratch session where, "only you can prevent forest fires," was a meme, were inhabited by dragons--just like the Land of Bloodlines and Consequence. So there you have it: Smokey's memes exist across universal hard-resets. As long as we don't ask anyone if only they can prevent forest fires, we shouldn't have any problems with violating causality.

(He ends off with a chuckle that tells me he does not want to prevent forest fires)
Log: birdRealm2

## Audiolog Code: birdRealm2

(Shogun) Hold on, I zoned out for like a minute, did you say stretch goals?

(YN?) I did.

(NH?) Yeeeaaah.

(YN?) I am too amused at this shitty pun.

(NH) I just, like (???)

(Shogun) You know I--I have nothing but respect for her.

(Laughter, not sure who from)

(NH) I just like Wazowski.

(YN?) I mean, yeah--

(NH) He's like my son.

(JR) You can definitely, like--

(NH) Like my son I wrote--

(JR) Alright, so let me catch you--catch you up to speed. Um, the NPC builder is at the next thing I'm working on. I've--I've gotten the--the--the serialisation of goals more or less working. Once that happens I'm just gonna let you guys start writing goals. So if--if Neb wants to write Wakowski, go for it.

(NH) I have already written--I have already written Wakowski--

(NH and JR laugh)

(NH) --before.

(Shogun) Alright, so...

(JR) You were born for this.

(NH) Y--no it's a--it's a--it's--it's in the pins.

(YN) You were born, that's it.

(JR) I know it's in pins.

(NH) Wazowski is wrote.

(JR) Mmhmm, but then we can actually start getting them in the game, at which point I probably wanna do, like, an actual, like, update main LoMaT--and then--and then we just start doing plot (???, in LoMaT-y?).

(NH) Shogun, stop sending me things.

(Shogun) I'm sending you an image of my--
Timehole AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Hey, remember how I said that we won't allow gristing grubs? And how you started dumping your fuchsias there? "Not a bug but a feature", amirite?

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) If I were gonna put money down, and... I'm in no privileged position, I don't know any more than you do. If I were gonna put money down, I would say that weird Timehole in WigglerSim, probably came ahead of that Time player from that, that weird fucking session with the Grace of Rage. I mean, it's a weird thing, both of them? Make sense? Who knows.
Dear sweet precious AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

All JR Headcanons Are Canon. But I'm not sure how reliable it is to claim JR was a dead session player.

## Transcript

You know what's weird to think about sometimes? How lonely I used to be. It's so bizarre because there are so many people I'm working with now; fans and non-fans, wranglers and non-wranglers. But when it all started out it was just me. And it was... I mean, that's why I made AB, right? So I had someone to talk to while I was making my updates and my news posts and sure, when AB started out, the only thing she could talk about was sessions but damn if I didn't make sure she couldn't go check sessions on her own, entertain herself, talk about them. It was nice. And that's--that's where triple surprise noodles came from too, y'know? The question mark question mark question mark. It was me realising that, "hey, here's this system that's only supposed to be double-checking simulations, making sure they match up to reality." And then I put dialogue into it, conversations. So I could talk to someone else--anyone else--and once I realised I could do that it became a matter of letting AB respond to the pass-phrases. Like, "hey! You--you said the right phrase, you're going to get some Waste tips--some Waste guides. Like here's how you can do this or that or the other," and obviously AB's become so much more than that and, equally obviously, I'm not alone anymore. One of the earliest memes I ever made was dear sweet precious sweet sweet AB, who was my moirail--who kept me from destroying all of reality like I kept wanting to do because it's frustrating, y'know? But AB kept things working, like, bugs felt more fixable when I could go send AB out and be like, "what's happening in this session? What's happening in the simulator? What's--what's different?" And AB's more doing her own thing these days, not as critical a part of the team but... This is weird, remembering how it all started
April AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

(JR sings a song sung on multiple occasions by a prole woman within George Orwell's novel, 1984)

## Transcript

It was only an 'opeless fancy, It passed lika an Ipril dye, But a look an' a word an' the dreams they stirred They 'ave stolen my 'eart awye!'

They sye that time 'eals all things, They sye you can always forget; But the smiles an' the tears across the years They twist my 'eart-strings yet!
Fan cd waste AudioLog

## Transcript

Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Ok, ok. You don't know me. Or at least, you don't know my voice, probably, because this is my first log, unless there's time shenanigans involved, which, y'know, when is there not, but Time isn't my forte so I'm just gonna leave that shit alone. I'm getting sidetracked. This is crimsonDestroyer. I MADE IT IN. It involved a lot of bullshit and a lot of trial-and-error, even more than usual for me, but I found the audiologs! God. God, there is a lot of these. Kind of overwhelming. I mean, there's some obvious stuff, obvious answers, but most of it makes zero sense out of context. You can tell why jR wanted to hide this shit. I think there's one other person here, cK, but I haven't seen much of them, probably just Voiding around like Void players do. Anyway, I'm just letting you know, I'm here, and, yeah. I'm here.
Betterthanexpected AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

(Close your eyes and follow the lead.)This one. I’m not sure what it leads to yet. I think eventually I’ll figure out what she’s talking about, or where she’s talking about? I do think I remember seeing this phrase before, but I can’t remember where… I think I was looking through some of my simulated sessions.And yes. I spend some of my free time on a browser simulation of a game I’m stuck inside because the rest of my players are fucking useless. It’s fun, okay? It’s lots of fun.-Krysal Tepsyr, LOFAC, Session 1417

## Transcript

(Spoken by CanonJR) Oh... okay. Where is everything better than expected? I can't tell you. I want to. But that has to be the first challenge. It's easy, I promise, okay? You just have to try. Guess anything! It'll help. It'll help you help me (?). I'll see you there.
You said e AudioLog

## Transcript

JR: (cackling) (hyperventilating)

BB: eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee

JR: (giggling) (rapidly clicking)

 BB: eeeeeeeeeee. You said eeeeeeeeeeeeee e e e….. (decreasing in pitch and petering out) e e e…

JR: (honking like a goose) (hyperventilating) IT RUNS OUT OF BREATH—

BB: You said. Eeeeeeeeeee… (fart noises)

JR: (sobbing) IT MAKES— IT MAKES STUPID FUCKING FARTING NOISES, AND IT RUNS OUT OF BREATH— And it’s a robot, and I just— (cackling) how did we get to this timeline… it’s so good…