Gru

Gru is a Former Government Agent and a Military Platoon Commander Leader, now a serial killer in the Giant Memeverse, and he is after GigaChad.

''I AM GRU!!!!'' - Gru

## Early Life

Gru was born on September 28, 1930 in Florida, he was a surprising and funny child, making his parents laugh. Gru was the son to Robert and Marlena Gru, he was a pretty wealthy and nice child. He liked to be in his room a lot and he requested a lot of things to have the butler in the mansion he lived in, he was in almost paradise. In school he was a pretty popular man. He did the morning announcements and he was the class clown, he scored each time undefeated in Gym Class and participated in Tackle Football. He never got any answers wrong and the teachers did anything to please this god-like being, but then in Grade 8. Gru's popularity went down a bit, his 521-0 undefeated streak was broken and was now 521-1. Due to this, he became reckless in his playing. Even punching people. He yelled at the students and teachers, calling them worthless and that they were a mistake by being alive. This often resulted in Gru being sent to the principal's office or expelled, he would even tell the principal to shut up or call him a damn baby, and even screamed at him.

## High School

Gru's years in High School were more strange, the children from his old school recognized him and he worked out a lot in the Gym, and that he saw the females and males as all faceless drudges. Even one non-binary in the school, he saw as boring as a feminist at the dinner table, he made fun of the girls team on the soccer matches and lashed out at anyone who questioned his leadership in the soccer games. One day, he fought a man from Moscow, Russia. He battled Ernest Khalimkov, Ernest tossed Gru into a locker and punched him. But Gru had trained so much in the Gym, that he uppercutted Ernest's chin and threw him into the glass of the library, cutting his skin. Ernest sliced at Gru, causing him to bleed but then Gru proceeded to beat Ernest to a bloody pulp, the teachers had to call the local police and they had to restrain Gru and put him in prison, due to his unstable personality. Gru learned the rest of high school and college in Ryker's Island, but being in one of the most secure cells.

## Life In Prison

Gru was a incredibly violent inmate, he attacked other inmates and tried to kill the Warden when he was doing his rounds. When he realized Ernest was in the prison, each time the prisoners had free time or lunch, breakfast or dinner time in the cafeteria. He would confront and beat Ernest down, however this time Ernest would fight back. One time both men were bloodied. But one day, they got into a fight so bad that Gru had killed 33 guards, 54 prisoners. Some on Ernest's side and the rest on no one's side. He chokeslammed and punched Ernest to near death again. This time he managed to knock the man unconscious and was ready to kill him. Having snuck a knife from the cafeteria out and was going to stab Ernest's brain with it, until Markus Johnson restrained Gru and transported him back to his cell, Gru and Johnson got into violent fights, however Markus beated Gru down a lot with his baton until one day Gru's escape. Markus was back from beating Ernest to near death and was ready to kill Gru after the latter taunted Markus about his mother, he was ready to kill him. But then Gru stabbed Markus enough times to just knock him out and stole his keys and fled the prison.

## A New Life

Gru proceeded to meditate, training his mind and body to be nice. He meant a woman named Elizabeth Johnson, Markus Johnson's daughter. He got to know her and went on a date with her. The two became a couple, and in 4 years later. Gru proposed, Elizabeth said yes and they got married. They had a son named Jonathan Gru. Gru smiled, now at peace with this new life. He enjoyed it. Elizabeth comforted him when Gru told his story and his past, she had always he had a troubled past.

## Becoming a Businessman

Gru became a wealthy businessman at SpaceX, able to pay taxes with no problem or without withdrawing money from his parents' bank accounts or from Elizabeth's account. Elizabeth was an accountant, and had a master degree and PhD in accounting. Gru was a businessman and made numerous business deals with SpaceX, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and other famous celebrities. In turn, Gru was making tons and tons of cash. He bought 2 Lamborghinis, a lot of jewelry and a fancy purse for his wife. And bought the coolest toys and video games for his son.

## The Bay Of Pigs Invasion and the JFK Conspiracy

Gru signed up to the US Military to assist in the Bay Of Pigs Invasion. Which seemed like a war between Cuba and the US Military, however in reality. This invasion was one big conspiracy made by the CIA as a secret plot to assassinate the Prime Minister of Cuba, Fidel Castro. Gru fought hard and kept asking President John F. Kennedy for additional military support, however the President denied this request. Saying "You have enough military support on the battlefield, Gru. You don't need anymore." However, unknown to JFK. Gru also had joined the CIA and quickly became a elite agent. The CIA recently had gone through personnel changes and this had upset them, because they felt like Kennedy was going to either disband them or have an alternate plan for them. Gru even tried to make a deal for an umbrella of air protection to keep JFK safe during his upcoming motorcade at Dallas, Texas. So after the failed attempt of the Bay Of Pigs invasion, and the Cold War. Gru blamed the failed Bay Of Pigs invasion on John F. Kennedy, and worked with 2 CIA operatives. The Umbrella Man and a undercover communist named Lee Harvey Oswald, the Umbrella Man used his umbrella to give a signal for Oswald and Gru to shoot JFK. The CIA believed they got their revenge. 9 years later, Gru was fired from the army for "insulting superiors." When in reality, the JFK assassination had taken a dark toll on Gru same with the failed invasion of the Bay Of Pigs, which Gru constantly and always believed that none other than John F. Kennedy was to blame, and he thought that the CIA conspiracy was the result of payback for the personnel changes and the constant denial of additional US military support during the failed invasion. Gru also was enraged that the House Select Committee On Assassinations and a Senate Committee confirmed that the CIA purposely withheld their Castro assassination plots from the Warren Commission's investigations of the JFK assassination.

## Shootout with the Police

The cops came and asked Gru about the JFK assassination, pretending to be sad. He cooperated but when asked about the guns found in his house. Gru grabbed a revolver and said "You know too much." and proceeded to be in a shootout with the cops. He took cover in his house and they were asking questions during the shootout, he told the police to leave as the cops and Gru shoot at each other. Despite many cops dying in the battle, a bullet grazed Gru's right hand, causing him to bandage his hand. But despite this, backup never arrived. So Gru used his computer to play video games and he got into a rap battle against Ricardo Milos on a voice call, he hung up under the pretense of "I have some business to handle." What really was happening was that more cops showed up to Gru's mansion, now suspicious after the first force failed to report in. Gru walked out of his room and shoot at the window, these cops had assault rifles but despite this. They managed to graze Gru's shoulder, but he didn't care. Despite the multiple injuries that the cops managed to do, Gru killed them. And dressed in a ghillie suit and a hunter ghillie hat, with an tactical rifle, Gru shot down multiple SWAT team members and ran off to a shack, waiting a night before hiding in a garage. He called a friend of his to do facial reconstruction and go to a road in a ghillie suit. To get arrested so Gru could get off the hook.

## Life As A Fugitive

Gru cleaned himself up, discarded the knife and gun that he used to murder the cops, his wife divorced him and took Jonathan with her before he turned off the lights and took a flight to New Mexico, learned Spanish and lived a fairly good life. Gru got a job as an electrician and did well, he was enjoying life and he was a excellent electrician. Able to fix the power in anyone's house, he was making thousands of dollars oddly, despite only being a electrician. But one day, he got into a fight with a wealthy train conductor named John Fisher, Fisher and Gru were both beaten to a bloody pulp and they were sent to the hospital. They had fought on John's train and the train crashed into a business building, killing 3.4 thousand people. Gru didn't seem to care as no matter where he went, death followed him. Either it being people didn't know or just generally people he knew or family and friends.

## Thoughts and Another Shootout

Gru one day when he was at work, began to have some thoughts he hadn't had in a long time, the thoughts about killing his family and all of those people, was it right to do this? Yes it was. In his mind, people were suffering, but Gru decided to kill an entire family to move into their mansion. The police called the New Mexico police asking if they had seen a man looking like Gru, because the police in Florida eventually realized something, that they had gotten the wrong guy and not the real Gru. So, the police did a search and found Gru. Who was washing his hands, from the blood of the mailman who knocked on his door when he was trying to sleep. The police shot at Gru, who used a RPG. Which caused a fire in his mansion. The fire was burning the police and the mansion, so Gru used a fire extinguisher to put out the flames, but not the ones on the police. He let them burn to death, Afterwards, he got into a fight with an interdimensional parasite known as Adam Sandler, however despite Gru's military training and skills, he was defeated by the demon. But he did something no other mortal besides Filthy Frank had done, he managed to severely injure the sadistic parasite, however Adam Sandler was angry now and began to suck the life out of him, until Adam Sandler was banished to the shadow realm by the ancient celestial being known as Gordon Ramsay, who some believe was God himself. Gordon also claimed to be God, but whether he was lying or not. Or had delusions of grandeur was unknown,

## Becoming A Member of Encrypted

Gru would become a member of the organization known as Encrypted, a top elite military-science secret government society funded by Shrek. Shrek wanted Gru to be his right hand man and second-in command. Gru agreed, and received documentation about the goal of Encrypted. Encrypted also were funded by the Westboro Baptist Church, the U.S Army, Ireland's Government, Russia and Elon Musk. Thei goal was to contain, study and experiment and test the most powerful of entities in the universe. They were going to also harness powers of specific entities and deities and use the powers for themselves and to make society a better world from the shadows and undercover as the United Nations and the governments. Their teams would capture Adam Sandler, who was hard to capture as he was feeding off of numerous of Encrypted's money convoys, and was womanizing every female he saw. The battle was hard as much of the city caught on fire, however using an special parasitic tranquilizer, and despite the death of 593 agents. Encrypted captured the parasite and brougt him to a containment chamber specifically meant to contain him. next they captured Filthy Frank. Who was weakened due to the fact that he didn't have his clock, which reversed, slowed time down or allowed Frank to time travel. When they got to the house, what they found was shocking and unexpecting. The house was found currently to be in a broken down and run down state, blood was everywhere. The door was broken down, when the agents got inside and investigated. They looked in the living room, there he was. Frank was in a massive pool of blood, he had a knife in his back. He had a medal around his neck, clearly strangled as well. He was unconscious. "What the hell happened here?" A soldier said. "Hm. There seems to have been a fight. Look around, get Frank loaded into the truck." Gru ordered as he looked around. The soldier nodded and dragged Filthy Frank into the truck. "Huh, trophies from Frank's trophy room. It seems like whoever he fought used Frank's trophies against Frank, and then he won against him." More investigation began and in Frank's house, they looked inside his trophy room. His clock was missing, Encrypted was unaware of recent events that occurred, that GigaChad beat down Frank and took the clock. However, Gru had a suspicion on who took the clock. He reported to Shrek via a radio. "Shrek, the clock's missing. But we found Frank." Gru reported. "WHAT!? Who took it!? Trollface?" Shrek asked. "Negative, the body was clean of TP cell infection." Gru responded. "Investigate more." Shrek ordered. A scientist who came to the scene of the crime showed up to Gru, "Sir. We did some tests and analysises of the crime scene. From what happened, Frank was in the bathroom before the individual tried to take the clock. They fought, Frank threw the person in the trophy room. The man used a trophy against Frank. Later on in the fight, Frank bit the crotch area of his enemy, and was about to time travel. However he was stabbed by the knife we found in the back of him when we entered the house." The scientist explained. "I don't care about that, what about the DNA tests? Any suspects?" Gru rolled his eyes. His tone was aggressive and furious, he held his God Destroyer blade in his hand. "Yes sir. Ernest.. Khalimov." The scientist said nervously, hoping that Gru wouldn't strike him down and bury his corpse. "Ernest... Khalimov." Gru looked at the man. "Do you know him-" The scientist asked as Gru pushed him away. "We have much and lots of unfinished business." Gru grinned, walking out of Filthy Frank's bloodied and run down house, with a lot of special guns, in one hand he had his God Destroying Blade Of Terror, in the other however? And strangely. He was holding a vial of a orange chemical or serum of some kind or some kind of unknown substance. Something he has been working on and perfecting for years in the case he would EVER encounter Ernest again. He just waited for the right time to use the chemical. In his satchel, he had many syringes all filled with a more red version of this chemical and in a bag was a BIG canister of a green version. Gru had taken some of Filthy Frank's, T\_333, Adam Sandler and Trollface's powers. So he had now one mission. Capture GigaChad.

## Fight With GigaChad

Gru would find GigaChad and the two fought, GigaChad threw Gru and punched him in the head. However, Gru grabbed a submachine gun from his Anti-GigaChad collection and shot it into him, GigaChad stumbled but grabbed Gru and threw him into a building, charging at him and then slamming him into stairs. He then punched Gru with both hands brutally, Causing Gru to have a few ribs broken. But Gru kicked GigaChad in the head and the two got into a fist fight, Gru grabbed a pair of brass knuckles and beat the living hell out of GigaChad, but GigaChad summoned his Chad Army, the Chads were doing well for a lot of hours but Gru used the God Destroyer to kill the Chads who attacked him, shocked. GigaChad tackled Gru, punching his head in. However, Gru used the God Destroyer to slice GigaChad's face, causing massive bleeding. He threw a desk at GigaChad, but GigaChad threw Gru into a office and beat him down, he grabbed a steel pillar and hit Gru's stomach with it. Gru's GodDestroyer blade fell out of his hand. But he used a energy blast of lightning to toss GigaChad off him, he then grabbed his God Destroyer Blade, flew up into the air and struck down GigaChad, who barely dodged. The strike summoned a massive amount of spikes that impaled GigaChad, GigaChad pulled the spikes out and impaled Gru on them, beating him brutally but Gru threw GigaChad into a gasoline barrel. Which began to leak onto him, GigaChad threw a explosive barrel at Gru, who was thrown into a metal door. GigaChad grabbed Gru's head and bashed his head into the wall, blood leaked out. GigaChad kicked Gru into a car that ran him over but Gru grabbed a RPG and shot him into it. GigaChad punched Gru multiple times. However, Gru grabbed a sledgehammer and bashed GigaChad in his kneecaps, beating him down. GigaChad bled as he got up. He grabbed Gru and striked him with a brutal punch. Causng Gru to bleed from his eye, but Gru projected plasma energy to throw GigaChad off of him, GigaChad threw a truck at Gru, causing him to bleed more. But Gru tackled GigaChad, who elbowed Gru's face and threw him off into a drawer. Gru however summoned energy bindings, the first bindings failed. GigaChad broke out and the electric bindings wrapped around Gru and electrocuted him, GigaChad grabbed Gru and kneed his back. Gru got up, and used 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bindings. Each electrocuting GigaChad and injected him with 4 of the syringe chemicals. GigaChad broke out of his bindings after and threw them at Gru, electrocuting him for a minute though. But GigaChad stumbled. He felt weaker. Blood came out from more of his body. Fire effected him and he saw as some of his skin became charred. He summoned more Chads as he was confused. "What the HELL did you do to me?" GigaChad asked. "Heheh.." Gru chuckled. "I weakened you." He continued, GigaChad and his Chads tackled and beat the hell out of Gru, who however unleashed more energy blasts. Killing Chads, GigaChad threw Gru and slammed him brutally, he was becoming angry. Unknown to GigaChad, the chemical he was injected with was a cure to Alpha Male Stigma. GigaChad brutally uppercutted Gru harder than he uppercutted anyone in his life and kicked him into a glass window. Gru however knew his plan was coming together, he slashed GigaChad with the God Destroyer, which caused half of GigaChad's skin to be burned and unstable. GigaChad grabbed the God Destroyer and slashed Gru, damaging him, he slashed him 1954 times. He then stomped on Gru's neck, before punching him multiple times. But Gru tossed GigaChad into a flaming destroyed aircraft. "He's still powerful." Gru commented, GigaChad shoved a knife into Gru's chest, but Gru punched his foe more. GigaChad stabbed Gru with the knife and threw him brutally into a crowd of Chads, GigaChad joined in and beat the hell out of Gru, his Chads who brutalized him. But a massive plasma surge occurred and Gru beat them to a bloody pulp, throwing their corpses at GigaChad. He and GigaChad beat each other to a bloody pulp, Gru grabbed his shotgun and shot GigaChad in the stomach and crotch, causing him to yell in pain. But GigaChad choked him and kicked him in his throat. Gru was bleeding back, but he shot GigaChad in his crotch with his pistol. He got up and threw a hotdog stand at GigaChad, knocking him into a pool of polluted water, GigaChad jumped out and threw a whole armored car at Gru, tossing him into a wall. He then kicked Gru in the balls 4 times and threw him into a power station, electrocuting him. GigaChad threw a whole subway train at Gru, then a generator. Gru got up and punched GigaChad's stomach, but GigaChad responded by throwing him into a gas station which exploded. Gru got up, but he was burning. Angered because he would not die, GigaChad choked Gru, throwing him into debris, and threw one of Gru's plasma chains at him, injuring him. But Gru wrapped it around GigaChad and slammed him into the ground. GigaChad went to tackle Gru again, to do more harm but Gru had unleashed the vial which unleashed a bit more powerful version of the cure. GigaChad fell over, as the gas attacked the AMS in his system. He was still a Chad, but the cure was working. GigaChad grabbed an house and threw it at Gru, fire was spreading and burning GigaChad. Gru flew up and unleashed a powerful energy beam that struck GigaChad into a store. The two fought within, as Gru grabbed GigaChad's head and slammed his head into the glass of multiple aisles. He then threw him and slammed him through the wall. GigaChad punched Gru 200 million times and caused him to bleed very bad. Gru used 4 more syringes, weakening him more. Before slashing him with the God Destroyer, which tossed him into a nearby terrorism site. Which was about to expldoe. GigaChad grabbed a bomb and strapped it to Gru, which almost knocked him out but Gru grabbed his guns and with a powerful punch, knocked out GigaChad. Gru took 20 weeks to recover from this brutal fight.