Connor the Press Guy

*"If nothing works, well, just go back to your van and just record the audio there!"*

## Stats

Height: 5,6

Gender: Male

Faction: Macaroon Studios

Occupation: News Reporter and Journalist

Nationality: British

Relations: Correctionsman (Best Friend) and Cardmacaroon621 (Current Boss)

## DTSS

**Strength: I**

**Endurance: VI**

**Intelligence: V**

**Speed: III**

**Violence: II - X**

## History

He was born in January 23 in Manchester - England, he had a fascination in Journalism and Writing, when he was 19 he moved to Florida to find a good job but struggled, he soon begin to the local bar weekly and started making friends with Correctionsman until one day (March 24) he was offered a job by Cardmacaroon621 to be "the press guy" so Connor accepted it and quickly became one of Card's most valuable employees, after a while he stopped drinking and started being more productive, till this day he is the greatest Journalist in the studio. (unlike other people)

## Information

He has a personal office somewhere in the upper floors where he does most of his journal stuff, he sometimes go by the local McDonalds to buy a burger just to get a happy meal, he also owns a glock for "self-defense reasons" he also interviewed some of america's greatest stars and even some british stars, there's really not much to say about this guy since he's pretty simple, also he still drinks, but its like 5 shots every 3 months.

he still very much like journalism till this day, but not as much as women.

## Appearance and Outfits

Appearance: Brown hair and black eyes

Regular outfit: he wears a brown coat, hat with a piece of paper on it saying "press", under the coat is a white shirt, he wears brown pants with leather shoes, to top his outfit off he wears circular glasses and also has a cigarette sometimes. (even tho he doesnt really smoke that much)

## Weaknesses

**Temper:** his anger is a very regular thing to happen whenever he's trying to get to the celebrity through the hordes of paparazzi, and whenever he's mad, it would normally with a person or two dead and with him being arrested

## Crimes

1. Trespassing
2. Trespassing onto military camps
3. impersonation
4. Assault
5. Vehicular Manslaughter
6. Mass murder
7. Destruction of Private property
8. Theft
9. Arson
10. Wilfully causing great suffering, or serious injury to body or health
11. extensive destruction and appropriation of property, not justified by military necessity and carried out unlawfully and wantonly
12. Killing or wounding treacherously individuals belonging to the hostile nation or army
13. Declaring abolished, suspended or inadmissible in a court of law the rights and actions of the nationals of the hostile party
14. Employing poison or poisoned weapons
15. Drunk driving
16. Public intoxication
17. Running a red light
18. Killing several political figures "out of boredom"
19. Shooting people with no reason
20. Bombings
21. Stealing nuclear Bombs
22. Stealing weaponry from the american military
23. Hit and run
24. Burning a hospital down for some reason
25. Disturbing the peace
26. Blowing up a bank with fireworks
27. Throwing a hammer out the window and killing someone
28. Dog kidnapping
29. Rigging books to explode as a "april fools prank"
30. Having ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ and ██████████████████████████████ also █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ to a book
31. Espionage
32. Corporate espionage
33. Stalking 15 celebrities home
34. Assassination
35. Attempted Assassination
36. Attempted Murder
37. Attempted theft
38. Attempted bombing
39. Gang violence
40. Robbery with firearm
41. Robbery without firearm
42. Attempted Robbery
43. Pollution
44. Bribery
45. Pick-pocketing
46. Shop-Lifting
47. illegal gambling
48. Vandalism
49. Homicide
50. Scamming someone for 10,000 dollars just to buy a lollipop
51. Tax Evasion
52. Tax Fraud
53. Fraud
54. Resisting Arrest

## Trivia

* Connor despite not working in the Animation and Story Development departments, is very much friends with the Antagonists and he even took them for a trip outside Oddsville.
* He hates water
* He had a hand in creating the Tango Hooligan airship "The Grey Dutchman"
* His Favorite band is Guns N' Roses

## Other Information

Hometown: Orlando, Florida

Birthplace: Manchester, England

Sexuality: Straight

Birthday: February 5th, 1982

Children Drop-Kicked: 58