Coney

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## Camera-Status

### Appears in

Plants vs. Zombies Plush, Total Stuffed Fluffed Island Season 2, Total Stuffed Fluffed Island Season 3 Peashooter and Paco’s Adventure,Robot Peashooter

## Relationships

### Allies

Zombies, although mostly one-sided, Luigi

### Crush/Partner

Newspaper Zombie (one-sided)

***"Hee hee! I got his pants! TO THE MALL~!"** -Coney*

**Coney Roadkill Ludenburger,** often just **Coney,** is a conehead zombie who displays plenty of enthusiasm and stupidity, creating a humorous demeanor. He is one of the many minions of Head Zombie (and Dr. Zomboss). Coney first appeared in Plants vs. Zombies Plush: The Zombies Attack, where he acts similar to his in-game counterpart, without much personality. However, in "The Rain", Coney developed his personality, with each episode expanding on his silliness. In "Big Trouble, Little Zombie", he stole Dr. Zomboss' pants. In " The Robot Machines", Head Zombie steals Dr Zomboss' robots, and Coney ends up commanding a cone themed robot (Coincidentally enough). Starting from Episode 22 onwards, Coney became a member of the Graveyard Ops, an elite team of zombies. In this group, Coney was assigned as the Engineer. In Total Stuffed Fluffed Island, he was a contestant for season 2 and as a returning contestant in season 3 (up until his elimination in Episode 31).

## Background

Coney wasn't always a zombie. Before he was a zombie, he was an insane hobo and a master prankster. One day, he found one of many traffic cones on a road and though it would make a great hat, before super gluing it to his head. He then came close to death from stealing a car and driving it off a cliff, but he was pronounced dead after somehow escaping the car crash alive and tripping on a bug.

## Personality

Coney can be easily described as stupid, crazy, random, and downright hyperactive at times. However, despite being one of the craziest zombies, he has his sense of right and wrong and shows some signs of intelligence. It could be due to a bit of knowledge with machinery that he became the Engineer.

## Appearance

Coney is a regular zombie, but with a crazier and scarier expression, and has a traffic cone on his head, thinking it makes a stylish piece of headwear. He also wears a brown jacket, with blue shorts and brown shoes.

## List of Episode Appearances

Coney, due to being extremely popular with the fans and being one of LuigiFan00001’s favorite characters to work with, has appeared in many episodes in the channel. Some, but not all of these are:

* Total Stuffed Fluffed Island Season 2
* Every single episode of Plants vs. Zombies Plush (Except in the first episode and in *Invisighoul*)
* Total Stuffed Fluffed Island Season 3 (up until Episode 31)
* LuigiFan00001: Happy Birthday
* Thank you for 300,000 subscribers!
* Coney's TRANSPARENT TELESCOPE
* Go Shrek or Go Spirits (In Peter Pan costume; Only as a brief cameo in 8:48)
* The Cereal Killers 2: Dawn of the Trix

## Quotes

*"PEEKABOO MIYAMOTO!!"*

*"Hey guys, you wanna do something funny?"*

*"Hey Newspaper. Newspaper. Newspaper. Newspaper. **(Newspaper: What is it!?)** DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU BANANA!!"*

*"\*ahem\* **ITS 420 MY DUDES!"***

*"Hee hee! I got his pants! TO THE MALL~!"*

*"Time to bowl me a winner!"*

*"Hey Zomboss, you're running out of ammo."*

*"We should take LuigiFan's videos, and push them somewhere else!"*

*"I got hurt by a melon... today..."*

*"Ah, precious McDonalds burger... hot, ezzing cheese in my belly... \*random gargling noises\*"*

*"Hey Zomboss, I got a suggestion for ya. Why don't ya SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY."*

*"Why hang ten when you can hang sixty-nine?"*

*"This episode's getting HOT!!!"*

*"Oh my, he's a very big stud! I would not mind using his mouth for other purposes, or better yet, HIS NOSE![slurp]"*

*"HELP! I WANT ICE-CREAM!"*

*"BUTTHURT!"*

*"WHAT. THE. HECK. NOOOOO!! NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW THE ENDING TO MARIO VS. PACMAN!! I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THIS T.V. AS A PIECE OF GARBAGE!* *WAKA-WAKA-WAKA-WOOHOO!"*

*"Onward, goat! TO THE CRUSTY CRAB!"*

*"I'm still here~"*

*"Bonus ducks!? I hate ducks!"*

*"YAY, 14! I didn't get first but whatever."*

"*Oh my, whatever could I have done this time? I wonder, I wonder, I wonder."*

*"Yeah I know what time of the day it is, it's the time of the day where I annoy you!"*

*"Belelelelelele~"*

*"Random weirdos for life!"*

*"I'm already at your doorstep!"*

*"Expecting something else? 'Cause Waluigi ain't here."*

*"Hey! Don't talk dissing about the cone! Girls love the cone, 'cause it brings the phone."*

*"**(Role Playing As Peashooter)** Hi I'm Peashooter, and I'm a dummy! (**Role Playing As Paco)** Hi I'm Paco, and I'm stupid!"*

*"Oh by the way, call me~"*

*"Ah, fudge nutters..."*

*"Newspaper, no!"*

*"Squadala! I am off."*

*"Bouncy."*

*"Everyone is my friend! Except for rocks, they can go suck it."*

*"I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS HOMEWRECKER IS, BUT HE'S GONNA GET HIS BOOTY **KICKED!**"*

*"Oh my god, Duckweed, you idiot!"*

*"It's my dignity!"*

*"Coney's back, once again! Coney's back, **(Newspaper Zombie Too.)** You ruined my intro."*

*"Logic."*

*"Peter Pan powers don't peril me now!"*

*"No, let's embrace this moment... DADDY~"*

*"I'm covered in leaves!"*

*"Dokie okie."*

*"I've got a silly hat...."*

*"**DANCING. IS. FORBIDDEN.**"*

*"Okay ”Daddy”"*.

*"Peter Pan Power don’t pop my peanuts."*

*"Welcome to my City Chemical Paradise!~"*

*"Come get some, flower boy!!"*

*"**(sigh)** Welcome to the 'We lose once again fest'!"*

*"The three words that best describe you are as followed, And I quote. **Big, Fat, Meanie.**"*

*"Doodiddlydoot do, syntax error."*

*"And that's how I finished 500 bags of Cheetos. Wanna hear it again?"*

"*OK, let’s see, the word grounded, a lot of plates, a lot of brains and PopsMarts…(Gasp) For some reason, I don’t see any pants!*"

"Because somebody took them. TO THE MALL!!!!" (Chuckles)

OOOO, Guy's Snorkel Naked

"*Sup Losers, we are going to Taco Bell!*"

"*You bet, I met these 2 handsome chaps in the arcade. Super cool peeps.*"

"*Hi! We're the nitwits!"*

"*It makes me go deep in thought... I might be here for a minute... maybe five... and since I'm gonna be like this, go fetch me some pizza rolls.*"

"*HEY! Git' your hands off my mornin' paper."*

"*Okay, who turned on Jed's crazy?*"

"*POP TARTS!!!*"

*"And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. **EEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**....."*

## Gallery

POSING!!!Coney eliminated in Total Stuffed Fluffed Island Season 3 Episode 31Coney wearing the Peter Pan Outfit"Come on Newspaper, oh, buddy o' pal, we can do this."Coney using his special ability.Coney in the car with Norm.
## Trivia

* Coney is one of the main mascots for LuigiFan's channel, due to being one of the most popular characters.
* In Robot Peashooter: Guess That Zombie, he was part of the game show that took place.
* Coney hates Crash Bandicoot and calls him "Crack Bandipoop". This is a running gag on all of LuigiFan's shows.
	+ However, Chilly the Skating Zombie is another character who does not like Crash.
* Coney appeared in the Happy Birthday Short, which featured him singing and dancing to Binky the Clown's birthday song.
* Coney is confirmed to be bisexual, though he goes after men solely so he can a music video about them, called: *It's Raining Ducks.* Then there's the way he refers to and treats Newspaper, not the least of which is making suggestive remarks about the two and calling Red a homewrecker for being paired up with Newspaper.
* One time he made a hoverboard, but within a few weeks, it exploded.
* Coney is a technical genius. He can craft many large machines, and even hacked Dolan the Cob Cannon's systems.
* Although Coney wasn't present in the first episode of Plants vs. Zombies plush, he made an appearance in a deleted scene.
* Although Coney, Clyde and Famine may all have the same voice, there are minor differences between each one.
	+ Coney's voice sounds crazier and sillier than the other two.
* Coney makes a very brief cameo appearance in 8:48 in Go Shrek or Go Spirits in his Peter Pan costume.
* Coney has a profession, that being a lawyer, citing that "Everything is his business".