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Becky (Baby-sitter)

**Ka'yra A'hiri**, or **Becky**, was the leader of The Baby-sitters Club, a secret club of heroes protecting New Newfoundland Land, and solving mysteries. She was friends with Stephanie, a blond, curly-haired, glassesed, candy striper (similar to a nurse) from around town.

The leader of The Baby-sitters Club, she attempted to stop Mendelov's Marvelous Rainbow Tavern Company from corrupting the town, but failed. As a result, the Company, actually a team of Dragonborn, completed a ritual to bring Tiamat into the world. She was likely killed when this happened.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 300 - Swords and Sobriety Episode 1: Tavern Troubles
Briar

**Briar** was a Rogue adventurer *(not like, a lone traveler, but like, an adventurer who is a Rogue. You understand)* who served as a reluctant personal assistant to Time That Erodes Young Love. They were forced into helping him, due to owing a favor to the "Sanguine Sundries", purveyor of fine antiquities. They (again, reluctantly) accompanied Time That Erodes Young Love into the mysterious city beneath the Razorback Mountains, after the latter was hired to investigate it by Ridley.

## **Appearance & Personality**

Briar was a Shifter, with mouse-like ears, and NO TAIL! They were about 4' 6", and had slightly hairy arms, but other than that, appeared to look like a human. Just, a tiny human. Their hair was differently colored, with patches of grey and brown. They wore a cape, and used mostly they/them pronouns.

Briar was not just short in stature. They were quick to express their irritation at their captor/boss, Time That Erodes Young Love, and his various needs. They were initially wary of Pegwing Blackfeather, being that Pegwing was a large bird, and Briar was a small mouse, though the two quickly bonded over their shared love of bread crumbs.

## **Powers, Stats, & Abilities**

* Fought with a Rapier of Warning.
* Stress = 10 (+0 modifier)
* AC = 18
* Passive Perception = 16
* Acrobatics = +8
* Investigation = +6
* Arcana = +1
* Darkvision

## **Episodes**

* Leviathan Episode 1
* Leviathan Episode 2
* Leviathan Episode 3
* Leviathan Episode 4
* Leviathan Episode 5
* Leviathan Episode 6
* Leviathan Episode 7
* Leviathan Episode 8
* Leviathan Episode 9
* Leviathan Episode 10
Captain Clint

**Captain Clint** was the captain of the guard for the small town of Rimeford. He investigated the death off Elwin Trantor, and suspected Screech Echo initially, before being detered by Ratma Ritmo.

He worked with two younger assistants: Rathal and Morna.

## **Episodes**

* Mourning (2x3)
* A Slight Cult Problem (2x5)
* Checking In (2x6)
* Truth Zone (2x18)
* Unexpected Victories (2x27)
* New Best Friend Alert (2x38)
* The Ward (2x40)
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Outsider by H. P. Lovecraft

## Reading Stats

Title: The Outsider

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: April 1926

Air Date: 11/2/15

Length: 00:10

Read by: Mike Lane

## From the Website

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We’re a podiobook AGAIN!! This time around we present The Outsider by H.P. Lovecraft, lovingly read to you by the talented Mike Lane!

The Outsider was written by H.P. Lovecraft in 1921 and published in April 1926 in Weird Tales magazine. The Outsider is one of Lovecraft’s most commonly reprinted works and is also one of the most popular stories ever to be published in Weird Tales.

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Episode 115 - People Who Should Be Presidential Candidates

DJ
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* 5. Bill Nye
* 4. Weird Al Yankovic
* 3. Rick Moranis
* 2. Mr. Feeny
* 1. Lisa Simpson

## Dooley

* 5. Tony Soprano
* 4. Oscar the Grouch
* 3. BWK
* 2. Steve Colbert (the character, not the dude)
* 1. Weird Al Yankovic

## Fro

* 5. Kermit the Frog
* 4. Chuck Dee
* 3. Snowflame
* 2. Dooley
* 1. Baberham Lincoln

## BWK

* 5. The CEO of Netflix (Reed Hastings)
* 4. Zap Brannigan
* 3. Marge Simpson
* 2. DJ
* 1. Dooley
Denton Glenchester

**Denton Glenchester** was a cleric of the Raven Queen, and a member of the Night Cloaks who was partners with Rowan Grey for a time. He is a mumbler, though usually people can hear what is saying to himself. Mentored by the Cleric Sofina Gadreel.

When Jaela refused to be summoned by the Raven Queen, she was sent back, and Denton was taken in her place. His fate is unknown.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 234 - A Vampire Friend
* Episode 236 - Journey to the Land of the Undead
* Episode 237 - Defend These Walls, Ye Living Basterds
* Episode 238 - For the Kids
* Episode 239 - Into the Crypt Yet Again
* Episode 240 - The Battle for the Books
* Episode 241 - The Actual Diary of Sinu the Red, Seriously This Time
* Episode 242 - Where Is That Boy!
* Episode 245 - Dance of Undeath
* Episode 246 - Dance of Undeath Part 2 - *Sent to the Raven Queen, presumably his final appearance*
Episode 113 - Grammy Awards You Never Heard Of

## Dooley

* 5. **Best Fake Scary Nu Metal Emo Band:** Behind Auburn/Autumn Eyes
* 4. **Best Senior Citizen Metal Band:** Nanna Apocalypse
* 3. **Best Vietnamese Stoner Metal Band:** Me Love You Bong Time
* 2. **Most Changed Voice:** Keith Urban
* 1. **Best Band that isn't a Cult:** Clearly Scientology

## Matt

* 5. **Best Barbershop Single:** The Queefs
* 4. **Best Every Other Word Rap Group:** Astronaut Johnson and Flatfoot
* 3. **Best Ham-Bone Group:** The Beach Girls
* 2. **Best Robot Supremecy Folk Song:** Rosie from *The Jetsons*, with "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
* 1. **Best Liberal Band:** Junk Male

## Fro

* 5. **Best Metal Percussion Band, Group of Sorts:** The Bell Peppers
* 4. I Don't Know
* 3. **The Civil Rights Movement Musical Group**: Martin Luther King and the Dreams
* 2. **The Cullinary Basketball Superstar Rapper Award:** Swish Cheese for "Making Cheddar"
* 1. **Best Newcomer for Confusing Boner:** John Travolta in *Hairspray*

DJ
--

* 5. **Best Legal Nursery Rhyme:** Attorneys at Large, with "Old McDonald Had a Firm"
* 4. **Best New Inter-Continental Champions:** Party Jeanetty
* 3. **Best Effort:** Panic Farts
* 2. **Longest Short Soundtrack:** The Nymphomercials
* 1. **Best Female Punk Band:** Menstrual Institution
Episode 109 - Movies 2015

## Fro

* 5. *Star Wars: The Force Awakens*
* 4. *Pitch Perfect 2*
* 3. *Inside Out*
* 2. *Kung Fury*
* 1. *The Hateful Eight*

## BWK

* 5. *Steve Jobs*
* 4. *It Follows*
* 3. *Inside Out*
* 2. *Star Wars: The Force Awakens*
* 1. *Mad Max:Fury Road*

## Dooley

* 5. *Going Clear*
* 4. *It Follows*
* 3. *The Hateful Eight*
* 2. *Star Wars: The Force Awakens*
* 1. *Inside Out*

## Matt

* 5. *Legend*
* 4. *Inside Out*
* 3. *Mad Max: Fury Road*
* 2. *Star Wars: The Force Awakens*
* 1. *The Avengers: Age of Ultron*
Episode 11 - The Cost

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 11

Title: The Cost

Air Date: 6/15/16

Length: 01:16

Swear Jar Count: 20, Mike has a 25% on their "Imma Die" die for the episode.

Next Episode: Episode 12 - Lost Things

Previous Episode: Vaeda 3

## From the Website

The clock strikes midnight, but what does this new year hold for the Gentlemen?

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When Steve and Leonard arrive at the Herald they find Alice having a seizure. Suddenly Judy faints and smashes her head on the floor. Steve and Leonard charge upstairs to confront Edward. However, they find an older man who introduces himself as Warren Mason and tells them that there is an evil presence behind their nightmares. Steve and Leonard then fill him in on the events from last couple days.

Meanwhile, at the hospital, Frank is told that his wife passed away, and he departs with his daughter, Eliza, and the doctor’s son. Once he returns to the Herald, Frank heads upstairs and informs the group about the deal he made. After Warren mysteriously departs Leonard takes Mona home, and Steve starts working on the next day’s paper. Frank offers to help and heads up to the roof to snap a picture of the stars. Frank slips on a puddle, after taking a wonderful picture, and falls off the two story building onto his neck.

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Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 4

Characters* Ed Fowderhop
* Lymand Hatts
* Mercutio Ollis
* Mitty Gunmith
* Fay Waycox
* Tim Bracer
* Sella Pill
* Orphia Croffin
* Fredda Wrigham
* Anders Haley

Fredda and Ed argue over her giving food to hungry convicts. Fredda sees Tim Bracer in the streets and tries her darndest to give him a sandwich but he kicks her and runs off. Through some careful semantics it is determined that this does not break her oath. Mitty is tasked by Sella to pick up some important paperwork from a guard.
Clarence Scrimald

Androgynous as hell
Wore gorgeous robes and golden chains around his horns

**Clarence Scrimald** was a tiefling from Greenham whom Rowan Grey and Toby Treacletart wanted to recruit for their adventuring party, The Tower of Grey. He, however, detested them.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 255 - To the South, We Go
* Episode 301 - Back to the Tower
* Episode 302 - Never Have We Ever
* Episode 333 - Oops! All Tobies
* Episode 392 - Buca Di Breakfast
* Episode 413 - Big Lahni
* Episode 414 - Your Bones Are Mine
Brawlgus

**Brawlgus** was a bodyguard of Queen Aludra Wyrmsbane, as well as Jaela, along with Chilli Manilli. He had previously been a member of a roaming Snow-piercer clan that was conquered by the Wyrmsbanes under Aludra's rule, (which doesn't sound like her), which she did with strength. He died defending the Sun Shields of Pelor's Hope during it's siege in the year 1716.

Later, his ghost appeared at The Tower of Grey's great goodbye party.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 271 - The Finality of Our Proving
* Episode 427 - A Farewell to Our Family and Friends
Durance

Durance is a game made by Bully Pulpit Games, who also created Fiasco. It sets up a world where alien planets are set up as intergalactic jails/colonies. Very similar to what Britain did to Australia way back when.

Episodes* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 1
* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 2
* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 3
* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 4
* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 5
Duke Cromwell

**Duke Cromwell** was the ruler over a vague area of land far to the west in Drunkeros. He for sure ruled over Ironcross, and was also protector of Still-Glenn, suggesting a greater "state" that he ruled over. He and the Cromwell family had ruled and kept the peace over the region for over 50 years. His army was successful at holding back the various villains and vile vultures that would attack out of the wildlands to the east. In addition, he was also known to hire adventurers for various jobs that required more finesse than the standard army. Some such of these adventurers were Anvon Whispermouse, Big Bo, Durian Brexleyshire, Luban Dola, and Ratma Ritmo.
Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 2

Characters* Wilton Ollis
* Lymand Hatts
* Mercutio Ollis
* Mitty Gunmith
* Edie Jacks
* Nelma Pilver
* Sella Pill
* Orphia Croffin

Events
Orphia and Mercutio meet up to discuss how she survives out of the main settlement without the special enzyme from the water. Lymand realizes he's falling for Orphia. Under orders he follows Orphia back to try and find her home, then blackmails her into helping him. Mitty breaks a vase in the governer's house and Edie convinces her to spy for them in exchange for her silence. There was a flashback where it showed that Edie and Wilton got sent to Glough due to Wilton pissing off a senator back on Earfph.
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Reanimator by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 3)

## Reading Stats

Title: Herbert West - Reanimator (Part 3)

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: February - July 1922

Air Date: 7/28/16

Length: 00:12

Read by: Josh Gentry

Part 1: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 1)

Part 2: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 2)

Part 4: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Herbert West - Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft (Part 4)

## From the Website

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We’re a podiobook again!! This week we present part 3 of Herbert West – Reanimator by H.P. Lovecraft! Performed, edited, and produced by that guy Josh Gentry!

Herbert West – Reanimator was written by H.P. Lovecraft between October 1921 and June 1922. It was serialized in the amateur publication Home Brew in February through July of 1922. This story has been adapted many times, from comic books to stage and film; and Herbert West himself appears in Season 2 of Cthulhu & Friends! We’re a podcast!

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Episode 10 - The Long Hallway

We are back from the holiday and here to bring you DnD! The gang finds themselves in a bit of a trap and death is only a hallway away. Will the hallway devour our heros like an angry squirrel? What is on the other side of the door? Tune in and all of these answers will be yours!

## **Story**

In Shadowspar Keep the party finds themselves in a large trap where the floor is constantly moving towards a wall of spikes. Much acrobatics and collisions happen before Tum opens a door at the end of the hall and they escape. They then fight and defeat Lord Milnor and some more robots.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Tum Darkblade
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra the Dwarf
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn
* Steven Strom - Junpei Iori

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - Find out who the players are
	+ ~~[Complete] - Find Lord Milnor~~
Conteza Treacletart

**Conteza Treacletart** was the mother of Toby Treacletart. She lived in a two-story, middle class home in the Gnome Quarter of Glaine, the Jewel of the East. The first floor was a confectionery called The Treacletart Store. She had a very calming, welcoming, and motherly attitude even when presented with flesh golems and spider robots as guests in her home. She offered a traditional gnome dinner to those she welcomed, which was of course all kinds of sweet and candy such as peppermints, spaghetti with maple syrup and pop-tarts on top.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 203 - A Night in the Gnome Quarter
* Episode 232 - A Slight Gravitational Problem
* Episode 415 - My Friend Melora
Duke Byron Thorne

**Duke Byrone Thorne** was an vampire who ruled in the abandoned Buttswell Manor. He was kindly and amiable, and liked to make jokes based around the fact that he liked to kill and eat people. Jokes such as, "Isn't this wine good? Ah, just kidding, it's blood! Haha! I make a funny joke, no?" He is described as having an extremely ornate hairstyle and a long robe that is "aggressively embroidered with lots of stuff".
Demon Apocalypse

The **Demon Apocalypse** was a cataclysmic event that began when Fennekin used the Whip of Binding to bind the Orb of Endless Power to the Brazier of Worlds, causing a massive portal to the abyss to open up, causing a massive army of demons to come pouring through. Lots and lots of many people died. This was possible due to the semi-knowing involvement of the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons They were unaware of Fennekin's true intentions when they brought the items to him.

The Fælcons then had to find the Adherent of Erathis, then the Demonomicon, then the Hammer of Sundering, and eventually they are able to destroy both Fenniken and the Brazier of Worlds, because a noble hero, Thom the Dragonborn, sacrificed himself, perhaps unintentionally, using the aforementioned Hammer, closing the portal and ending the Demon Apocalypse. I can't believe that was all one sentence.

OOG, it lasted from Episode 79 - I Am Sorry to Episode 154 - The Battle Above the Abyss Part 4.
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Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Puss in Boots by Charles Perrault

## Reading Stats

Title: Puss in Boots

Author: Charles Perrault

Published: 1697

Air Date: 11/16/17

Length: 00:59

Read by: Hiroshi & Veronica

## From the Website

Ok, so normally cats in Cthulhu & Friends aren’t exactly good omens, however in this story things might be different!

We’re a podiobook again, err well kinda!! This week we present the behind-the-scenes making of a reading with Hiroshi and Veronica, and the fully edited and produced version is included afterwards. The reading this time is Puss In Boots!

Puss In Boots was written by Charles Perrault and was published in 1697. This story is attributed to other authors prior to Perrault, Giovanni Francesco Straparola (1550-1553), and Giambattista Basile (1634). It remains a popular tale, and provided some inspiration for a ‘certain character’ in a Dreamworks animated film.

Don’t roll a one on initiative, there is still time! If you haven’t heard we have an open seat on Cthulhu & Friends. We want you to go check out The Casting-Call-of-Cthulhu and submit your audition to become a part of the team. Submissions will close at midnight (CST) on November 19, 2017.

And lest you forget… We’re (still) a podcast!

Cthulhu & Friends is actual play of the Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game using a modified version of the d20 ruleset. Tell your friends!

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Cover art by Kym Stonick.

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Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 2

* Sarah Tompkins plays as basically space Annie Oakley, creating her character Molly Moses.
* Nika Howard plays as a crack pot psychic who guessed a fortune right for someone who did something really bad and is now out to get her. Vera Vermillion joined the group recently.
* Thad Grittle is Tim Lanning's character who is a behind-the-scenes type of guy in this traveling show. He makes the dresses and acts as a bodyguard.

The story kicks off in Episode 3.
Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Shadowrun 8

And then they all do drugs and bond with the gangers.
The episode ends with the crew coming back from a "successful" delivery. They accuse the dwarf mage ganger of being a traitor, and things are about to get dicey. Shadowrun Episode 9 will show how the crew jump into the battle.

Quotes* "That's why I hump the body!" -Rocket
* "Let me tell you how soon it is: I had a plan that I wasn't going to be fat by then, and I'm still going to be fat. So that's how soon it is!" - Mike Bachmann
Deborah

Yessssss?

**Deborah** was a troglodyte who lived in the Swamps of Ichtaka. With her troglodyte friends they kidnapped Bucky, Daisy, Ros and Abu who had to be rescued by the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons. Deborah surrendered during the fight and claimed to know of a temple full of gold and magic. She led the party there only to betray them by triggering a trap. Unfortunately she also fell into the trap and ended up in The Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan. From there Deborah randomly followed the party and was often used by them to test for traps. She met her demise when they sent her swimming in a pool and she was eating by a giant snail. RIP Deborah.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 71 - Lizards and Liars - *Un-named*
* Episode 72 - The Temple of Ghostly Evil - *Named*
* Episode 73 - The Temple of Ghostly Evil Part 2
* Episode 74 - The Temple of Ghostly Evil Part 3
* Episode 75 - The Temple of Ghostly Evil Part 4 - *Death*
Episode 109 - Demons at Your Door

Having allowed Zird to Zird up the demon protection barrier outside the White Dome of Fairmire, your plucky group of adventurers is now forced into yet another dicey situation. A large group of demons can be seen rushing their way. Great. Wonderful. Demons will get what they have coming for them. Roll for initiative.

## **Story**

The demons rush the White Dome, heading straight for the party. Their first instinct? Close the door. Foolish demons!

Once the bug-like, trident-wielding demons smash through the wall of the White Dome, the party rushes into battle. Harper immediately blasts four demons back through the hole in the wall, creating an opening for Jaela to rush outside, alone, and try to attack a majority of them, but missed in her efforts. Thom, fighting with Steve over control, eventually waddles outside and belches lightening onto the Demons flanking Jaela, and striking one down with Blood Drinker. The demons vomit disgusting ichor onto Jaela and Thom before Aludra focuses all of her primal energy into one massive attack to save Thom's life, and actually hit! Woah!

The party continue fighting for an hour. At one point Jaela was near death from mostly friendly fire, Thom was knocked out (again) from demon poison.

The final demons were smote by Harper's potent magics, but Thom remained in a crumpled heap, covered in poison, making grotesque sounds as he battled to keep from slipping away...

## **Trivia**

* Tim "My Brand" Lanning!
* Jaela's "Kawaii Berry Blast" shot was featured in this episode! [Blackberry moonshine and Champagne]
* Nika Howard was drying her pillows, which had been damp for a week, during the majority of the episode.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis / Steve Meloncamp
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Locations**

* Fairmire
	+ The White Dome

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [Active] - Investigate the Demonomicon
		- [Active] - Find Avery T'léas in Fairmire
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
* [Backburner] - Find a way to get Steve Meloncamp out of Thom's head

### **Quotes**

**"Thorax... Other bug words!"** ~ *Mike Bachmann*
Episode 10 - A Deal is a Deal

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 10

Title: A Deal is a Deal

Air Date: 6/9/16

Length: 01:12

Swear Jar Count: 9, no penalty given

Next Episode: Vaeda 1

Previous Episode: Episode 9 - Life as We Knew It

## From the Website

The Gentlemen face their New Years Even again, but things are a little different this time around.

We have all new Patreon rewards! Support the show! Keep us free! [https://www.patreon.com/cafpodcast Click here for details!
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Season 4 cover art by Kym Stonick.

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## Episode Synopsis

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The group decides to take Mona and her daughter to the party at the newspaper. Soon after arriving Frank’s wife, Sasha, collapses from overheating. Frank calls his family physician. However the doctor is too inebriated and so sends his son to help instead. Frank then notices that Eliza, his daughter has collapsed as well. Alice arrives with the Doctor’s son. The young man rushes to Frank’s family. He claims to have medical training. The young man picks up Sasha and carries her the pier, Frank follows carrying Eliza. After getting his family into the icy water Frank recalls making a deal in his dream in order to save Eliza. The man steals a car, and takes Frank and his family to the hospital. Meanwhile Steve and Leonard head back to the party. Then with a loud crash and a rumble the stars appear in the night sky...

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Episode 10 - Crazy Train

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 10

Title: Crazy Train

Air Date: 10/31/2013

Length: 01:39

Swear Jar Count: The penalty was applied to the players' sanity checks for Halloween.

Josh: Had a +23 applied to his sanity check rolls.

Staci: Had a +17 applied to her sanity check rolls.

Mike: Had no penalty to his sanity rolls.

Next Episode: Episode 11 - The Eleventh Hour

Previous Episode: Episode 9 - Drunkisode 2

## From the Website

Things start out strange and escalate all the way to WTF for the gang in our Halloween episode!

## Episode Synopsis

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In Jack's insanity he becomes trapped between our world and the world of night terrors. He tries to escape the hospital to get to Harold - who is floating outside the window. Jack then pulls a gun and tries to shoot imaginary spiders in the room.

With some deft tackling and wresting on Xander's part, and some good support work by Anya, they manage to disarm Jack. Shortly thereafter, a train surronded by nightgaunts enter the scene outside the hopsital.

Harold someone from the train at the party who gets hurt and is shot by them. They discover that mysterious man (Daniel) is the owner of a circus.

The party manages to get out of the hosiptal and back on the ground. Xander runs to get books from the car and the bronze box. He is swooped up by nightgaunts and dropped nearly to his death only be caught again. He manages to get out of the nightgaunt's grasp.

The investigators and Daniel sprint to jump onto the crazy train. On the train, they manage to find that Vaeda is actually holding the second half of the key. Jack tries to perform surgery on Vaeda, only to find she is far too gone to recover. She dies, again.

Jack loses his sanity again. Xander and Anya have to stay atop Jack to prevent him from hurting himself or anyone.

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Episode 10 - Fear in a Handful of Dust

## Episode Stats

Season 3 Episode 10

Title: Fear in a Handful of Dust

Air Date: 10/1/2015

Length: 1:03

Swear Jar Count: 23, Staci gets a 25% on her "Imma Die" die for the episode.

Next Episode: Episode 11 - Worlds Collide

Previous Episode: Bloopisode 5

## From the Website

The gang continues their campaign into the Mountains of Madness! Welcome to part two of our second anniversary special!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Okay, not really. But it IS time to gear up for Creeper Christmas 2015! Last year the one and only Creeper King Rob Weeks set up an awesome gift exchange just for Creepers, and it’s time to do it all over again! Head over to http://www.cafpodcast.com/creeperxmas2015/ for all the pertinent details!

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As always, be sure to check out our Patreon campaign! Like Kickstarter, but better for our purposes. Support the show! Keep us free! Click here for details! Holy BUTTCRAP!! We announced the glory that is Project Bombshell: A brand new graphic novel set in the mythos of Cthulhu & Friends! Be sure to check the Patreon site for our next awesome reward: The CaF Season 1 DIRECTOR’S CUT.

Cthulhu & Friends is actual play of the Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game using a modified version of the d20 ruleset. Tell your friends!

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Deep within the mountain, 42 appraochs the black box. She blows the soot off, revealing it to be bronze underneath. The ground shakes several times as the party travels back to the door on the surface. Before 42 opens the door, she tells the group that she wants to go wherever they go.

On the other side of the door is an unknown man with Chuck and Luna on a leash. The man shocks the captives to dissuade the group from attacking. He identifies himself as Silus and wants to take Jack and his companions to Mason 1.

Suddenly, Chuck attacks Silus which accidentally sets off an explosion - killing Chuck. Vaeda becomes enraged from Chuck's death and charges at Silus. Xander stops Vaeda by shooting a bolt of lightning at her, knocking her to the ground. Vaeda is unharmed, but cold and calm.

Silus shows the party to his spaceship. 42 sits down at the helm, then after choking and sputtering announces that Mary is in control.

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Elwin Trantor

**Elwin Trantor** was a busboy/server at The Goblin Pit. He was found dead one morning by mysterious circumstances, hanging upside-down from a nearby statue of Reya, his stomach sliced open, and his entrails hanging down. Gross stuff.

While investigating the murder, T'Chuck, R'Oarc, Selene von Esper, and Screech Echo encountered a group of creatures that looked like Elwin, but child-sized, and with bloody faces. They weren't quite zombies, but were pretty shuffling, like zombies do. These were likely created by the man who killed Elwin, Hanlan Four Fingers.
Clinker

**Clinker** was a gnome court jester to "King Snuffleupagus" and friend of Fennekin. Clinker took the gang from Medwyn to The Crypt of Sinu the Red in his airship. Clinker was delightfully eccentric and his best friend was Cocky the Cock Shaft.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 47 - A Flying House
* Episode 48 - Soul Stealer
* Episode 100 - A Bittersweet Reunion
Episode 118 - Comic Book Dream Matches

## Fro

* 5. **Constantine** v. Iron Man
* 4. Invincible v. **Superman**
* 3. Quantum and Woody v. **Cable & Deadpool**
* 2. Juggernaut v. **One Punch Man**
* 1. **Snowflame** v. The entire comic universe

## Ken

* 5. The Sinister Six (original) v. **The Guardians of the Galaxy (modern)**
* 4. **Venom** v. Bane
* 3. **Spider-Man 2099** v. Batman Beyond
* 2. **Batman** v. Green Goblin
* 1. **Cosmic Spider-Man** v. Justice League Unlimited

## Matt

* 5. Suicide Squad (modern) v. **Thunderbolts (original)**
* 4. Luther Strode v. **S.H.I.E.L.D.**
* 3. Batman v. **Hyperion**
* 2. **Nightcrawler** v. Flash
* 1. **Doctor Doom** v. Lex Luthor

Bold name represents victor
Clara

Clara Blu Carter is played by Steph.

Clara got her degree in Art History at Northview U. She worked as a bartender through college, then got at job at an art gallery after graduation with some help from Edward. She is a skilled photographer, but her true passion is painting. Clara’s drive is her curiosity, and she prefers denial or deflecting with humor over actually facing her emotions. Her parents died in a tragic accident where they both fell down the stairs together, and since then her group of friends has become her chosen family.

Her D&D character is an elf sorcerer named Moonflower.

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Connell

**Connell** was an orange-haired witch that lived on the outskirts of the town that contained The Monastery of Uthgar. She lived in Connell's Witches Hut, out of which she manufactured Bones cards for people to enjoy. She commanded a relatively cheap price for these cards as well, 1 silver for one pack of 15 cards.

She was clearly named for/based on Bridgit Connell, the artist for Drinks and Daggers, among other things. Presumably, the game Bones is a reference to Drinks and Daggers.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 329 - Welcome to the Temple of Uthgar
Episode 112 - 2016 Oscar Predictions

## BWK

* Best Animated Picture: *Inside Out*
* Best Actor: Michael Fassbender, in *Jobs*
* Best Actress: Brie Larson, in *Room*
* Best Picture: *The Revenant*, but want it to be *Mad Max: Fury Road*
* MISC Prediction: Lady Gaga will not be weird, but will be boring

## Matt

* Best Animated Picture: *Inside Out*
* Best Actor: Bryan Cranston, in *Trumbo*
* Best Actress: Brie Larson, in *Room*
* Best Picture: *Mad Max: Fury Road*
* MISC Prediction: A not-dead Andy Kaufman will show up

## Fro

* Best Animated Picture: *Inside Out*
* Best Actor: Eddie Redmayne, in *Danish Girl*
* Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence, in *Joy*
* Best Picture: *The Revenant*, but want it to be *Mad Max: Fury Road*
* MISC Prediction: Helen Mirren will trip
Clementine

Clementine a full grown female St. Bernard dog. She has a cask that she wears around her neck, drools on everything, and farts occasionally. She can communicate with the party telepathically. Anja Rosenburg discovered the dog in a New York City apartment building. Wanting to celebrate a minor victory Xander Cain popped open the cask in search of alcohol. Instead he was scratched in the face by the claws of a kitten that lives in the cask.
Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 3

After the duel, the group made their way to the mayor's mansion. Grittle noticed that there aren't any young ones running around and asked Arlin why that is, to which he replied that the mayor provides a babysitting service for the minors, educating and watching over the children. Something seemed suspicious, but the group couldn't get any additional information. They arrived at the mansion, which looked similar to a plantation house and had peacocks walking around the front yard. Arlin showed them their rooms and left them to prepare for their reception. Once they were in their separate rooms, Grittle noticed a camera in his while admiring the fanciness. He disabled it sneakily, told the other two, and disabled the cameras in their rooms as well. Thad got a big boner when he was complimented by the girls.
The episode ends with Molly asking Thad to leave her room but asking Vera to stay. The story continues in Episode 4!
Episode 117 - Movie Sequels

## Matt

* 5. *Spider-Man 2*
* 4. *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2*
* 3. *Captain America: Winter Soldier*
* 2. *The Dark Knight*
* 1. *Batman Returns*

## BWK

* 5. *Spider-Man 2*
* 4. *Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol*
* 3. *Evil Dead 2*
* 2. *The Dark Knight*
* 1. *Toy Story 3*

## Dooley

* 5. *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2*
* 4. *Evil Dead 2*
* 3. *Dawn of the Dead (1978)*
* 2. *Toy Story 2*
* 1. *The Dark Knight*
Episode 10 - Lost & Found

## Episode Stats

Season 2 Episode 10

Title: Lost & Found

Air Date: 07/02/2014

Length: 01:12

Swear Jar Count: 20, Staci gets a 20% penalty to their "Imma Die" doe for the game.

Next Episode: CaF QnA 3

Previous Episode: Episode 9 - Ready to Fall

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Hello, robot. You've found yet another episode of Cthulhu & Friends. It compels you to visit the GeeklyInc Store and buy many CaF t-shirts.

The gang desperately searches for answers and a lost friend simply known as “42.”

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Lily persuades Eddie to leave immediately for Innsmouth. Eddy and Cameron load the bus, while Lily writes Tess a note. As she is leaving the house Lily hears a scream. She investigates and sees that Tess is convulsing and injuring herself. Lily grabs a knife and tries to cut Tess’s throat; however Tess bites down on Lily’s hand. Lily yells for Eddie. Since Tess’s body is still needed to complete the cloning process, Eddie sedates her. The group begins driving towards Innsmouth.

After hours of traveling Eddie spies a large object draped across the road. Eddie investigates, and on his way back to the bus sees 42’s boot print in the sand. Cameron jumps off the bus to follows the boot prints in the sand. He approaches a wet swampy area, and thinks twice about entering. Suddenly a shirtless female emerges from the swamp, and then sinks back down. Eddie wades in after her, and manages to pull her out. The woman is half covered in 42’s armor. Eddie brings 42 to the bus.

Suddenly Eddie receives a call. It’s his mother. Eddie declines her requests to allow her to locate and recover him. Frustrated, Mary tells him that Erik is coming after him regardless. Eddie hangs up the phone. Cameron receives a call immediately afterwards. Mary threatens to kill Cameron unless he brings Eddie to her. Cameron sheepishly agrees. After hanging up Lily tells Cameron to get off the bus, and explains to Eddie that Cameron isn’t trustworthy. Cameron scared of being trapped activates a remote device on Eddie to drain his power and strikes Lily with the butt of his shotgun. Acting quickly Eddie shoots Cameron in the spine. Cameron feebly tries to crawl off the bus. Eddie follows him, and demands that he surrender.

After a brief parley, Eddie scoops up Cameron and puts him back on the bus. They rush back to Tess’s house. Tess is at the gate when they arrive. She tries to talk, but has a speech impairment. Eddie fills her in on the events. Tess tells the group that Erik had already been there looking for them. 42 speaks up and demands they head back to Innsmouth. She has located the “real Eddie’ and wants to recover him. Eddie agrees to accompany her. And that’s where we left off in this episode.

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Clues in Cthulhu and Friends

NOTE: This section contains SPOILERS for Bird Arc season 1. We recommend catching up on listening before reading this section!

Our investigators have been receiving many clues in their adventures on St Paxton Island. Here are some of those clues they’ve discovered in their attempts to unravel the mysteries:

* Darius somehow knows Todd’s brother died from toxoplasmosis without Todd telling him what disease it was.
* When the group asks Clem if she knows where Darius went, she leads them to the “guest house” by Malsato Lago. But it seems to be solid concrete behind the door and windows.
* The bird, Lily, has runes on her beak, says Clem “made her,” and can travel through time.
* Edward got a rash from the plants that were around Carol Becker’s body, but it seemed to disappear.
* Clara was scratched by a bird on her cheek, but the mark turned into a symbol. That same symbol was in a picture in a book at the old library, and there are 3 necklaces with that symbol.
* Edward was told in a dream to “find the well.”
* There was a sewer type smell in the laundry room at Carol Becker’s house.
* “Eat the rich” is written on a panel in the conference room at the police station.
* At the library, Ezra says she has met them all before.
* The ferry manifests each have one name crossed off and if they are not signed off on daily, horrible things will happen.
* Ezra says the people on the manifests come from another time, another place.
* The group finds necklaces at the old library with the same symbol on Clara's cheek. Todd keeps the wood necklace, Bellamy keeps metal, and Edward keeps stone.
* Ezra says there are multiple universes, bird and cat, and the cat universe where she is from is gone.
* While the crew was in the library, 3 weeks passed outside, 46 manifests went unsigned, and 15 children went missing.

Clues from the books Ezra gives the group in the library:

* In the pictures sometimes Edward doesn't age and sometimes Darius doesn't age.
* In book 7, Clara is not in the photographs, but her name is listed in the captions as if she is there. Ezra says she was in a "state of learning."
* The entire section of the library is about Darius, Todd, Bellamy, Edward, and Clara, but the higher numbered books are blank.
* Book 4 has paintings and includes a picture of Bellamy floating in Hudson Bay.
* Book 5 has medical jargon, formulas, photos of Edward finishing medical school, pictures of children with serious deformities and pictures of them cured. The last page is crude pencil drawing of Todd with the caption "Failure at Todd" in Darius' handwriting.
* Book 1 is a journal by Darius and another unnamed person who shares a strong connection with him.
* There are photos of Edward and Clara's wedding, and people in the crowd wearing necklaces with the symbol that matches the one on Clara's cheek.

Check back later as we add more clues to the list!
Cult of Ugnos

The **Cult of Ugnos** was group operating out of Thistledown, in the Whispering Peaks mountain range. They were followers of Ugnos, the god of murder, death, and lies. In the nearby village of Rimeford, one of their members, Mistress Alandra Thorne was posing as a priestess of Reya. However, after she tried to attack the village using a monster made of blood, she was discovered and put to death by Sir Rex Yalos. Yalos then tasked two locals, T'Chuck and R'Oarc, as well as two outsiders, Selene von Esper and Screech Echo with helping to somehow stop the Cult from doing any further harm.

## **Trivia**

* Status: Still Functioning
* Primary Location: Thistledown
Bunny Freya/Dialogue

*Charlotte's first interaction*

* *The little girl's eyes well up with tears at the sight of Charlotte.*
* Aren't you lost yourself, big sister?
* Leave. Freya doesn't talk to strangers.

*Trying to interact again*

* *The girl mumbles something to herself, walking from side to side.*

*Giving the Rabbit to Bunny Freya*

* *The girl's eyes light up at the sight of the rabbit toy.*
* I can have it?
* Thank you!
* Your eyes look like egg whites!
* No...there's no one but Freya.
* Hmph! Freya is fine on her own anyway! Get lost already if you're not going to stay.
Episode 105 - Top 5 Clip Show 2015

## Best of Top 5 of Death 2015

* 6. Fro tells us of the Killer Hoover - Episode 97 - Horror Movie Icons We Made Up
* 5. The Chiquita Banana by Dooley - Episode 65 - Food Mascots
* 4. Matt talks about his favorite restaurant, T.U.R.D.S. - Episode 79 - Restaurant Chains!
* 3. BWK's Swedish Chef impression - Episode 99 - Impressions
* 2. First appearance of the Doolgician - Episode 66 - Dream Jobs
* 1. DJ's made up *Chrismassacre* movie - Episode 97 - Horror Movie Icons We Made Up