The Modern Testament revamp

***Before you read what is beneath, remember that our limited vocabulary, minds and ideas cannot express, nor comprehend, the true nature and history of The Messiah. We strive to find the truth, but our efforts are nowhere near enough to understand the true history behind the one almighty entity: The Messiah.***

### ***Tony is eternal***.

Many years after Nathan’s failures, he was somehow still a prominent scientist who tried to understand the unknowable. While idling around one night, he wondered about what happened after death.

To resolve this question, he toiled away for many months in his mum’s dark and dingy basement while being reprimanded and bitchslapped by his mother. Eventually, he was able to develop a machine that could allow someone to simulate death and track their soul into the afterlife.

He found a mandatory volunteer, another failure called Jason, and forced him to be his test subject. Jason was placed into the machine with a pistol for defence, and his brain stem activity was terminated. Through a screen, Nathan could see that Jason was in a desert. It was extremely mundane except for a small wooden hut in the distance.

He walked over and peered through the window to see a dark cloaked figure sitting on a couch while playing Rocket League on a TV. Jason suddenly stumbled and cracked the window with his head, disturbing the figure which dropped its controller and picked up some steel scythe from the ground and turned to Jason. He looked into hallowed eye sockets of a skull and he saw the figure was a skeleton. Jason fired at it but it did not react, instead it charged towards him, running through the wall as it went. Jason ran out of bullets, and ran away in a panic. realm, Nathan saw this and gave Jason lots and lots of guns. Through the screen, he could see that Jason had received the weapons and was firing back at the spectre of Death. After many bullets, death crumpled to the ground, dead.

### Death dies.

Jason had killed death. From henceforth, none could die. The finite resources would quickly be depleted, and the suffering people would never be able to die. Jason was left to die in the machine as Nathan turned it off due to his stupidity, leaving him in the dimension of death, or the underworld. This disturbance was felt across the Cosmos, and many demonic creatures began to invade each other’s dimensions as they could not die. This exploit was left unchecked for one week, and within that week one ungodly French legion had championed over the rest.

They were led by a nefarious Frenchman called Pierre, who was extremely powerful and French. The army of French had destroyed many stacks of reality except for the Mortal Realm, and The French were invading. When they entered, death was revived by Chukwudi, re-enabling the ability to die. Pierre and his army invaded from the sea and stormed towards the coast.

The people attacked the French with heavy gunfire, pumping millions of bullets and projectiles into the French, killing many of them. Eventually, after 3 hours, the army of the French had been eradicated by explosive plasma and nukes. But this came at a large cost to humans as their army had basically been demolished too by the demonic power of Pierre.

### Jerry intervenes then Walrus

Jerry intervened and teleported from the Temple of Tony all the way to the battle ground. Pierre just managed to kill the rest of the army, but Jerry started destroying him with more and more nukes. Pierre was able to conjure a forcefield to protect himself, and he started using his French attacks to fight back. To counter this threat, Jerry drew his arms out of his sleeves to harness more power. After 8 hours of fighting, Jerry was struck down and his bleeding body was thrown into the sea.

The golden blood was changed by the water into a concoction of many suspicious performance enhancing substances(Drugs) and this mixture drifted off to a certain water area where a godly walrus accidentally drank it along with a fish. This powerful mixture caused it to mutate into a legendary beast, WalrusZilla.

#### WalrusZilla beats the shit out of the Frenchman

With a new sense of purpose, it went out to seek Pierre, crossing the distance necessary in a few seconds. When Pierre saw WalrusZilla flippering towards him, he underestimated his foe, and thought it was some mere weakling. Pierre tried to erase it from reality, but his attempt did not even faze the Walrus. This immediately worried Pierre, who tried again and again, using multiple of his reality warping and psychic attacks to try to kill his foe. None of these worked, and the French demon tried all sorts of attacks to at least slow it down. They managed to blast WalrusZilla to the opposite end of the Earth. But it could still see the Frenchman. The attacks managed to enrage WalrusZilla, who began to charge towards him at great speeds, covering the remaining distance in a few seconds. Pierre was taken off guard and saw Walruszilla charging towards him, and before he could react he was slammed with so much force his ribcage broke and he was blasted into an alien planet near the edge of the expanding universe.

Pierre killed all the inhabitants and absorbed all of their life force into himself, strengthening him and healing him simultaneously. He went back to Earth, and put a huge amount of magical strength into one blast which he aimed directly between WalrusZilla’s eyes.

His attack rebounded off its impenetrable hide, and all he got in return was a huge flipper flying towards him. He blocked it, but his strongest barrier could not hold it back, and WalrusZilla used both its tusks and flippers to ram against the force field, and eventually it gave way. Pierre was hit with multiple strikes instantly which had the force of several trillion newtons.

Pierre’s bones broke, but his healing factor regenerated him in a few seconds. He saw another flipper come towards him, and he dodged, but the power of the strike launched a huge seismic wave which uprooted a huge amount of terrain which would later settle to form the Himalayan mountain range. The seismic waves shattered every single bone and structure in the Frenchie’s body and launched him into the air, after which WalrusZilla did a 360 noscope and smacked Pierre with its tail, and as he flew, he was hit by 2 flippers and 2 tusks, utterly mutilating him beyond repair and he landed at an insanely high speed, leaving only a bloody, mutilated, unrecognisable shredded corpse on the ground.

WalrusZilla then cast a powerful gravity storm which violently hauled the fragments of Pierre and the nearby land into one clump in the air, which was ferociously struck by WalrusZilla for 5 minutes. The storm calmed, and the French was now reduced to a few bones which lay crumpled in a disfigured heap on the ground.

The Earth was still. But then WalrusZilla flippered over and looked down at the remnants of its foe. It jumped into the sky, and nearly reached the Ethereal realm, but it then plummeted down and absolutely annihilated the remnants of Pierre, eradicating the abomination for eternity. The power of WalrusZilla had reformed the land, creating mountain ranges, deep caves and caverns among many other natural formations.

The fight had also split apart the unified land, creating the continents. The deep seas were a result of the flipper strikes from WalrusZilla, and when it landed, it formed a crater so large it is now known as the Atlantic sea. It walrus then retreated back to Antarctica to continue living as a normal walrus.

Jerry had regenerated fully, and he went back to the shore to help the survivors of the brief but destructive conflict. When their machines went to harvest crops, it was dead bodies they reaped.

However Nathan’s disastrous failures would not be forgiven, and Chukwudi would enforce a suitable punishment upon him.