An Ugly Larcenist In Apt 816

**An Ugly Larcenist In Apt 816** is a gag story appearing in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

## Synopsis

An ugly larcenist returns to an apartment where they once robbed a conventionally unattractive man as a woman. Now they illegally rent the same apartment for a year’s term and search the area of Queens Mane, looking for poor lonely souls to stumble across time-wasting dating sites and foolishly leave their Lee H. Stanley comic books in their possession so that they may steal them. When the leasing office finds out about the ugly larcenist, they contact the police but the police do not care, prompting a lawsuit in order to remove them from the premises. The Ugly Larcenist then possesses every resident in the neighborhood and has them commit crimes across the areas, prompting the police to call upon the Rage Knights as a last resort. Midlore West-Stein, a master of karma and newly appointed Karma God investigates. He discovers feces sprawled across the complex, which eventually leads to an old apartment where a beautiful young couple once lived. West-Stein learns that the couple had maintained a weapon known for *becoming* an ugly larcenist at will called the Turd Armor Skin. An armor that when bonded to the skin, allows the user to become a disgusting mentally deranged individual who hides on dating sites and manipulates people by preying on their loneliness. The user becomes buff, gains facial hair, dons a bandana and has at least $20,000 in stolen comic books, while becoming a master martial artist and gaslighting others by easily alluding the police and posting incessantly on social media. Midlore becomes the perfect *Ugly Larcenist.* Using this as a means to fight the thief, Midlore hunts for them but as soon as he reaches Apartment 816, he creaks the door open and enters. He stands in the mirror and now, looking at the mirror with rotten teeth, 200+ pounds of gained muscle, deleted social media texts mentioning re-selling comic books for $5000 and having $12,000, he realizes something shocking... He was the Ugly Larcenist all along. He passes gas, lays down and contemplates finding more unattractive, lonely men across Queens Mane that he can lure on Dating Stupid with a deranged creepy smirk as he begins stalking literally everyone from his old friends from the Rage Knights to cults, the Society of Bullies, Randall Rogen, his best friend’s aunt, gag characters and even shitty poems on some unattractive and hated Queens Mane writer’s social media accounts.

## Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Midlore West-Stein
* Ugly Larcenist

#### Supporting Characters/Summons

* Bald-Headed Maintenance Jerk
* Cute Boyfriend
* Cute Girlfriend
* Leasing Beauty
* Leasing Beauty Queen #2

#### Featured Items/Weapons

* Dating Stupid (Website)
* Turd Armor

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* Apart of an anthology called The Horrible People In Apt 816.

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.© Khaliq Trevor X.*