Ogloob the Ogre

Ogloob the Ogre is the Ogre bartender of the Blackrow Tavern in the Blackrow district of the Blackmarket.

## Quotes

* **When met** - 'Don't worry, I know I'm an ogre so DONT, MENTION IT!'
* **When asked 'Who are you?'** - 'My name is Ogloob, I am an Ogre, I own this bar with earnings I made as a warrior for hire... This is just about the only place I could set up a bar as you can imagine... any other questions?'
* **When Asked 'Who runs the Blackmarket'** (Introduction) - The Blackmarket is run by its defacto leader BLACKMARKET LEADER NAME
	+ (if leader is weird) he is a strange man
	+ (if leader is nice) he is quite nice
	+ (if leader is nasty) he is a nasty man
	+ (if leader is a merchant) he is a very business-minded person
	+ (if leader is stupid) he is a known fool
* **When Asked 'Who runs the Blackmarket'** (Cont.) -
	+ (If leader is a Goblin) He is a goblin, bet you never saw that one coming, it's almost as though this entire settlement is run by non-humans.
	+ (If leader is a necromancer) He is rumoured to be a necromancer... hardly rumours either.
	+ (If leader is a King Hater) He is known to distain any representation of establishment... how you are here even, baffles me
	+ (If leader is a Bandit King) He is a Bandit King, laying his claim to all plunder.
	+ (If leader is a Bandit Warlord) He is a Warlord, well an ex-warlord, now he runs this place, a ruthless warlord at one time though.
	+ (If leader is extravagant) He is known for his extravagance, and since he has been in power it does look nicer around here.
	+ (If leader is a pyromaniac) He is known for his affinity for fire... a little worrying
	+ (If leader is a servant of the Horde) He is a sub-servant to Phenor the Bandit Overlord... just a puppet really.
	+ (if leader has personality type 8) BLAH BLAH BLAH
* **When Asked 'Who runs the Blackmarket' (If you own the Blackmarket)** - Well, Aren't you our leader at the moment... I mean... forever more...
* **When asked 'Tell me about the Blackmarket'** - 'The Blackmarket, it's a giant nail in the side of authority and rule, it's good, it's different, it allows many to be themselves, that said there is much evil here, and it doesn't need to hide so well in the shadows... A place of mixed blessings for certain... but I mostly enjoy my time here.'
* **When asked 'Tell me about this tavern'** - 'This tavern, I couldn't think of a smart name so I named it after the area... I s'pose us Ogres aren't known for our sharp minds... That aside prior to me taking it over it was a warehouse, now it's one of the few reasons anyone comes to Blackrow.'
* **When asked 'Tell me about Blackrow'** - 'Blackrow, I know I live here but it's probably one of the worst places, dark things happen here... very dark things... I make sure not to get lost.'
* **When asked 'Tell me about Dockrow'** - 'Dockrow... it semlls like salt and is full of seamen and gulls, not a great place and I hate pirates... still when the pirates do make it this far they drink well, that's all that matters to me I s'pose.'
* **When asked 'Tell me about the Slums'** - 'The slums are an awful place, lots of suffering goes on there, even slavers pass through, it upsets me even to visit.'
* **When asked 'Are there any other Ogres here?'** - 'Aye, I know there's one on the Black Opal docked in Dockrow, aside from that I see occasional mercenary groups pass through with an ogre or two, they are always surprised to see one of their kin running a bar.'
* **When asked 'What's with that statue int he corner'** - 'That old thing, statue of a man called Macnamara the Star-Gazer, he was one of the founding bandits who formed the modern Blackmarket, posed for statues and busts so frequently they began calling him 'The poser', wasn't long before they stopped calling him that on account of him cutting their tongues off, I also heard he was good at playing the Banjo but not sure how much truth there is to that though... well, he's dead now anyways.'
* **When asked 'What drink do you have on tap?'** - 'We've got regular ale, and something I've been brewing myself, haven't had a lot of takers but this drink is so strong it'll knock a dwarfs beard off'
* **When asked 'The Bar here is a little bit isn't it?'** - 'Nope this is a standard Ogre bar, it's just I'm here serving all you Peewee baby humans.'

## Century Festival

Ogloob doesn't seem to celebrate or talk about the Century Festival.

## Ceremonies

During any Royal Ceremonies you launch, if you own the Blackmarket there is a 1 in 3 chance Ogloob will arrive as one of your guests. He typically brings a small gift of some form but never anything big.

## Random Events

As you drink there is a rare chance of a random event happening with the following text 'A man sneaks into the Blackrow tavern and snatches gold from behind the bar. Ogloob the tavern keep leaps over the bar, towering over everyone within the tavern and says 'Today is the last of your days traveller!' before chasing the man out into the streets and crushing his skull with one hefty punch. The whole thing is quite the spectacle but soon the place returns to business as usual, and Ogloob returns to taking orders.'

## References

* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'One more person talks bad about my friend Ogloob over there and I'll be throwing my pitchfork'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'People get scared but Ogloob is a treasure, how often can you say you can hold a conversation with an ogre while he serves you a beer, only here'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'Ogloob is the first ogre I ever met, before that I heard they were monsters but I'm not so sure now'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'Want a tip, Ogloob's special brew might get you drunk... but never start with it, it's better off when you're already too drunk to taste'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'Ogloob's special brew is my go to to get drunk for faily cheap'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'I found a toe nail in my drink... Ogloobs special brew... yuck'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'I saw a fool try to rob Ogloob once... why... why would you even bother'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'This tavern is owned by a bloody Ogre, I mean he's not the sharpest tool in the shed but he's a very pleasant host, it's surprising because I've always heard they were brutish and senseless beasts... it's pleasant to be disproven to find out the world has the capacity to be a little nicer than you thought it could'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'You know what, despite being in a bad district, having an ogre as a bartender really stops violence, no one wants to anger him'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'Ogloob is a good ogre'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'Never met an Ogre before Ogloob'
* A random Blackrow Tavern patron says 'The name of this place is so inventive... the Blackrow tavern... I guess ogres aren't known for creativity'