Weed Channels

"*I guess all these people have to have 420 in their username or something.*"
―Erik
Weed Channels is the 65th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on February 28, 2017.

## Summary

Erik doesn't know what the next lesson should be about, but a comment tells him to make a video about weed channels.

He watches a video of someone inhaling way too much. But it turns out there are other weed channels too. Erik watches a few more videos of people smoking. In the meantime, he keeps accidentally getting wine even though he promised he wouldn't drink while he was smoking.

Erik is happy that this is a chill lesson with no politics, but then he finds a news story about a marijuana drug bust and the narrator says that smoking weed leads kids to using heroin. Erik brings the lesson back to chill with some Snoop Lion.

Erik goes to The Trees Network to get more involved with the marijuana community and watch a trippy montage of Alex Jones yelling. He logs in as Curious Betsy and asks them what they're smoking. Then he tries to leave a comment on another video but he accidentally teamkills someone in Battlefield somehow.

Then he watches White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer saying marijuana laws should be enforced because of the opioid epidemic. He comments on that and it somehow gives him an even bigger high. Then he watches a video of a guy smoking Cap'n Crunch Berries but Erik is so high he accidentally leaves his comment on a YouNow stream. Then he tries to send a Ted Cruz tweet but it teamkills more people. Then his next comment posts and teamkills at the same time.

Erik tries to find some chill videos to watch, but he watches a gross video and a creepy video. He leaves a comment and it instantly makes him sober, so he goes to yell at the guy that suggested a weed channel video because he spelled Erik's name wrong. Then he tries to send a tweet to Sean Spicer but it donates $150 to the ACLU. His Google search on how to get a refund on the donation just teamkills more people.

## Comments

*Hey great rips bro but your lungs better have Obamacare with all the trauma you're putting them through. I mean holy shit if I tried doing what I just saw in this video, I'd be in the hospital so long they'd have to make me a doctor. Big ups my man keep puttin those clouds in the air and just remember the only bad clouds are the ones the government's spraying above our heads to keep us complacent while they spike our drinking water with 9/11 drugs don't trust your computer monitor and birds make bad pets*
- Erik

*Oh maaaaan dabskiiiieeeees! You got high as fuck, you're lucky youtube's not a cop or else you'd be in marijuana jail right now, which I guess is just regular jail you know the place we send an astronomical number of predominantly black youths in red states over nonviolent marijuana offenses so that racist rednecks can feed them and house them with their tax dollars while also simultaneously compromising any chances these kids have at securing a normal career once their time's been served only for those same racist rednecks to complain about the government giving them handouts when nobody wants to hire someone with a criminal record.*
- Erik

*What the hell I only smoked like two joints and I think my hearts gonna explode. How do you people do this? if I smoked out of that thing I'd lose all of my childhood memories. How much money do you people spend on weed per month?? Don't get me wrong, I'm hugely impressed with both of you. That's a serious achievement and you should be proud of yourselves, but please never take a tolerance break or I'm afraid it'll create a black hole in your living room that eats our planet. Can't wait to butt chug a Heineken to this later thanks guys peace and love!*
- Erik

*You wanna know what weed is a fucking gateway drug for you Nancy Reagan pieces of shit? Candy and sandwiches. Pizza. Cartoons. Fulfilling naps. Enjoying the company of cats. Funny conversations. Relaxing with blankets. Smoking a joint is as much a gateway to heroin as hiring you brain dead dipshits was a gateway to good journalism. Can't wait till your next story about kids putting vodka tampons up their asses in high schools across the nation so you can hit your "scare a mom” quota for the month, and then maybe you can take a bong hit out of my dickhole.**-Barack Obama*
- Erik

*BUTT CHUGGIN A LUNG BUSTER TO THIS SHIT THANKS SNOOP CAT*
- Erik

*HEY YALL WHATS EVERYONE SMOKIN**im smokin a cigarette**okay ya'll i gotta go pick my cat up out the street*
- curiousbetsy

*Is it just me or does this guy look like he hasn't gone a day in his life without being bullied? I mean maybe quit making it so easy you bloated soft eyed creep. This dude probably hates weed so much because the idea of happiness feels like a witch's hex to him, so just ignore this dumb bitch whenever he starts mumbling out that pursed vagina quivering beneath his nose. Also I heard Sean Spicer sneaks into retirement homes and fucks dementia patients, maybe someone should look into that.*
- Erik

*man i am so high right now**lol say my name again**have you ever eaten wolf meat?**NO SNITCHIN*
- Erik

*@tedcruz you ever wonder if the universe is sentient enough to be grossed out by your personality*
- @commentiquette

*This is the biggest waste of the sweet mother herb I've ever seen. Put your mind on the right track rude boys, there are starving stoners in Alabama that could get lifted for weeks off that blob, but they can't even though it's mostly because they keep electing old white pricks that don't want them to have the choice to get high even though we are all Israelites under BABYLON*
- Erik

*lol a cow died for this*
- Erik

*aint no planet x coming cause aint no space cuz aint not globe earth*
- Erik

*Comment etiquette: Weed Channels.Eric make it happen!*
- EMAN00619

*My name is spelled with a K you fuckin idiot*
- Erik

*@seanspicer hey i heard some crazy shit about you fuckin dementia patients what gives?*
- @commentiquette

## Context

1. ↑ Better known as Snoop Dogg, he briefly went by Snoop Lion in 2013, which is when the video Erik watches was made.
2. ↑ ACLU stands for the American Civil Liberties Union. It's a non-profit organization that works to protect people's rights in the United States.

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