Lost THX Tex Trailer: Tex and Carnage (Last Trailer Before Tex's Wedding)

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Me and Rohan woke up, in a pitch black room.

"What happened?" asked Rohan.

"I don't know," I said. "The last thing that I remember is being knocked out by the Goblin's pumpkin bombs."

"Kadin, is that you?" a familiar voice asked.

"Toppy?!" I said.

"Yeah," said Toppy. "It's good to see you guys!"

"Is Kadin there?" said another familiar voice.

"Dave?!" I said. "You're here too!"

"Yes, I am," said Dave. "That psychotic robot has locked us in the headquarters for days!"

"He's been forcing us to cook, play in a band, and has called me a goat simp every single day," added Toppy. "Not only that, but he almost made Rod turn us into ice cream and got Avril Lavigne to perform at the wedding by force."

At that moment, Venom/Eddie, Spider-Man, Flint Marko, Zurg, Mr. Rod, Officer J, Dr. Murtis, Cyborg Kadin, and Iron Kadin walked up to us.

"Guys!" I said. "You're here too!"

"Yeah," said Eddie. "After some thinking and a little nagging from Venom, we decided to come here and save you guys and the multiverse."

At that moment, Venom screamed at the top of his lungs.

"What's going on, Venom?" I asked.

"Red one," said Venom.

At that moment, we saw four red tentacles with heads appear. The heads were bloody and looked mauled. At that moment, we saw Carnage.

"Hello Sparkies," said Carnage. "What brings you to my lair?"

"What have you done with Tex's kids?!" yelled Toppy.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Goat Simp," said Carnage, sinisterly. "I don't think you want to know."

"You better tell us now!" yelled Rohan.

"OK," said Carnage, holding up another THX trailer, Tex and Carnage. "Watch."

Carnage put the DVD into the DVD player. The usual warning popped up:

"Warning: You won't stop this wedding."

"You'll pay for this!" I said, angerly.

The trailer opened with all ten of Tex's kids tied up in Carnage's lair as Tex looked on.

"Well, well, well," said Tex. "It's a total shame that it has to come to this."

"Let us go, Dad!" said Tammy.

"I'm sorry, Tammy," said Tex. "I can't let you go. I need to cause your little friend the most amount of pain possible. What better to cause him pain than to see his adopted children eaten by a red symbiote?"

At that moment, Carnage dropped down to the ground.

"Hello, kiddos," said Carnage. "The name is Cletus Kasady. I started off as a murderer about to be executed. But then, the symbiote saved me. Now, I am powerful. Time for you guys to be devoured!"

The deep note played as Carnage ate all of Tex's kids. Then, the deep note stopped as "The Audience is Listening" and "To Be Continued" appeared on the screen.

I was even more full of rage now. I used my new powers to defeat Carnage and knock him out. Then, we all ran out of Carnage's lair and into a nearby hallway.

"Wow," said Toppy, noticing all three Kadins. "Three Kadins? Weird."

"We need a plan," I said. "Tex will pay for what he's done."

"OK," said Rohan. "Normally, during a wedding, they ask for objections to the marriage. All we have to do is have you, Kadin, run in and say that you object. Then, we will revive everyone that Tex has killed for the final battle."

"Sounds like a plan," said Dave.

"Let's do it!" I said.

We were all about ready to give Tex and his Horror Gang their just desserts.

(To be continued...)