Adyson Sweetwater vs. Morgan Moonscar (Obi-Wan Kenobi Vs General Grievous Parody)

Adyson Sweetwater vs. Morgan Moonscar is a battle from Camping Like a Cabin in The Adventures of Cars.

## Transcript

* Morgan Moonscar: [addressing the Commando leaders] It won't be long before the armies of the heroes track us here. I am sending you to the O'Reilly Commando Thugs system in the Outer Rim. It is a volcanic planet. You will be safe there.
* Robert the Terrible: Safe? Hmph. Albert the Horrible managed to escape your grip, Morgan Moonscar. Without Balthazar Bratt, We have doubts about your ability to keep us safe.
* Morgan Moonscar: "Be thankful, Robert, that you have not found yourself in my grip. Your ship is waiting."
* Adyson Sweetwater: "Hello there, Morgan Moonscar."
* Morgan Moonscar: "Adyson Sweetwater, you are a bold one. (laughs) Kill her!"
* (The Dark-Bots will kill Sweetwater, but, Sweetwater's attack the dark bots.)
* Morgan Moonscar: "Back away! I will deal with her myself."
* Adyson Sweetwater: "You're moved."
* Morgan Moonscar: "You fool. I have been trained in your Heroic Arts... by Balthazar Bratt! Attack, Sweetwater!"
* Adyson Sweetwater: You forget I trained the Fireside Boy that defeated Balthazar Bratt! (Adyson is hard-pressed to defend himself against the deadly onslaught. They fight across the control room as the BATTLE DROID SHARPSHOOTERS try to pick off the Jedi. Morgan mounts a ferocious counterattack and cuts off one of Morgan's hands.) I may not defeat your droids, but my troops certainly will.
* Morgan Moonscar: "Army or not... You must realize, Adyson… that you are doomed."
* Adyson Sweetwater: I don't think so.

10 mintnis later

* (Extending from the wall of a small sinkhole is a secret landing platform with a small Federation Fighter sitting in the middle of it. Adyson and Morgan race out of the tunnel system and onto the landing platform. Adyson yanks on the staff, then jumps off his LIZARD onto Morgan's scooter, knocking both warriors to the ground. Morgan pulls out a laser pistol and fires at Adyson. The Jedi reaches out his hand, grabs the Morgan's electro-staff and spins the staff, blocking the laser bolts. Adyson charges Morgan, swinging the staff and hitting the Droid in the stomach, knocking the gun away. Morgan is hit by the staff, and the Force bends his forearm. He pulls OBI-WAN close to him, and they engage in a furious fight. The electro-staff is knocked away. The two engage in hand-to-hand combat. OBI-WAN struggles to avoid the deadly blows of the brutal, unstoppable Droid.
* Morgan's stomachplate is loose. Adyson grabs it and rips it off, revealing the alien life form's guts encased in a bag in the Droid's chest. Morgan grabs Adyson, hoists him over his head, and tosses him across the platform. Adyson dangles off the edge of the platform. He clutches the rim, trying to hold on. The DROID then grabs the staff and charges Adyson. At the last second, Adyson reaches out his hand and uses the Force to retrieve the Droid's laser pistol.
* Morgan Moonscar: Goodbye, Adyson. This is the end of you and your friends, and the start of...
* Adyson Sweetwater: CABIN GIRLS! (The JEDI fires several blasts in the stomach area of the alien Droid, and he EXPLODES from the inside out. The smoldering Droid falls to the ground. OBI-WAN has killed Morgan Moonscar. He pulls himself up onto the platform and walks by the destroyed carcass.)
* Adyson Sweetwater: So uncivilized.
* (Adyson brushes himself off. He throws the pistol onto the platform, picks up the electro-staff, and jumps on BOGA. The trusty beast rears up and takes off into the tunnel system.)