309: June 10-11, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Robert Barnes, Marc Randazza, Paul Joseph Watson, Mike Adams, Rainbow Snatch, Millie Weaver, Owen Shroyer, Roger Stone, Kaitlin Bennett

### OOC Drop

I love my daughters more than my son

Today, Dan and Jordan return to the present day to check in on Alex Jones and see how things are going with him. In this installment, Alex spends a lot of time yelling nonsense about immigrants bringing Ebola to the US, then desperately tries to rekindle his friendship with Roger Stone, and wraps things up by having a full-on religious breakdown on air.

## Tidbits

* Barnes and Marc Randazza come on to talk about Pepe case
* Victory in settling
* Alex went to a dentist his dad owns a piece of
* Dentist office looked like Guatemala
* South American tailgating
* Pool supply story for South Americans
* Austin is 3rd world
* Alex doesn't like PJW's headline
* Barnes doesn't know how much they spent in Pepe case
* Discussion: Why Alex settled
* $1000 of settlement is donation to save the frogs
* Barnes: come at us, you'll lose money
* Randazza: I drop stacks
* This settlement is a bar tab at a strip club
* Discussion: Randazza is a piece of shit
* Alex: I will never back down. Barnes: Cha-ching!
* Alex says he's been to Russia
* Russians don't know how to wipe their own asses
* America does what everyone else does, but better
* Alex admires some things about Russia
* Trump is a beautiful opportunist
* Alex is evil, but god runs his life
* Alex is an opportunist
* Alex is having sex with Americana
* Alex wants to shove his fist down Globalist throats... politically
* Ebola patients from the Congo are coming across the border
* Discussion: Alex's Congo narrative
* Civilization is going to collapse. Then it's just men with guns
* Alex: use Google translate to talk to immigrants
* Mike Adams says this is a bioweapon invasion, an engineered outbreak
* When the media says it's real, it's fake. When it's fake, it's real
* The last Ebola outbreak was covered up, InfoWars reported on it
* 1000's of Congo Ebola immigrants are just wandering around San Antonio
* Rainbow Snatch goes to Pride
* "Should we impeach Trump? You'll get Mike Pence."
* People push Owen's camera away, Alex ties it to Congo narrative
* Alex does racist accent
* Alex's yells are echoing: studio quality is diminishing
* Alex is worried about demographic replacement
* Roger Stone returns
* Roger is breaking his silence on InfoWars
* Roger talks shit on John Dean
* 2020 candidate rundown
* Roger makes a poop joke, Alex loves it
* Why haven't you called?
* Roger looks good. "It's because of InfoWars products. BTW, go to my website"
* Owen comes in to help guilt Roger
* Alex and Owen make gay jokes about Ebola
* Discussion: Ebola in semen
* Discussion: Drudge isn't #1
* Hillary and Michelle Obama are going to run together. The CIA told me, I just never mentioned it
* QAnon is a leftist psyop to break up Alex and Trump
* Trump has conservative Twitter ready to launch
* Why didn't you talk to me?
* Michelle Obama is a dark horse, not because she's black. Roger: I'm not touching that
* Roger: I'm leaving. Alex: DON'T GO!
* Is Alex drinking on air?
* The Congolese are poor, uneducated, diseased. Owen: They're actually rich
* Curse, apologize, curse
* It's an anchor baby scam
* Congolese are Muslims now
* Is Alex a light weight?
* Owen is brave
* Discussion: InfoWars foreign aid position
* Kaitlin Bennett talks about her time at Pride
* Alex wants to send Blackwater out with Millie and Kaitlin, send money
* Discussion: Kaitlin's performance review
* Texas oil people are rich, Alex is related to them, they have helicopter pads
* Discussion: Alex's satanists have helicopter pads
* Alex sings with the highwaymen
* Owen talks about InfoWars products. Alex: Listen to Waylon Jennings!
* Alex is envious of Kaitlin's fiance
* Drunk Alex talks about gender
* Alex can't finish a sentence
* I see dollar signs for Jesus
* Drunk introspective monologue
* Alex can't get quotes right
* If you don't stand against evil, god will reject you
* To give us free will, god had to release Lucifer on us
* having a child is a human sacrifice
* God's secret is Jesus
* Alex has seen the other side. It's amazing, but stressful
* You're not a god, you're a couch