'Ew, Bass Central' Drumsticks

**‘Ew, Bass Central’ Drumsticks** are drumsticks used by Midlore West-Stein whenever he entered Bass Central.

## Origins

After absorbing the negative shopping experiences Damon Bradley encountered when visiting the large music retail kingdom, Midlore ran to the drumstick section of the store and had every associate who was presently employed within the store *kiss* the drumsticks. After having them kiss the sticks, he ran out the store and flew to every location where previous Bass Central goons worked. He tracked down Kassidy Blue, his enemy and paid her to kiss the drumsticks. Since Blue disliked Midlore, she *spat* on them and broke Midlore’s nose. The Muccian Rage Knight spent several nights tracking down other former Bass Central employees before realizing the sticks were *fading* and appearing chipped with large fragments missing. Midlore carved the words “EW, BASS CENTRAL” into the wood and then returned to the store but upon arriving, he was *banned* and to be escorted out by the police.

Salami the Guitar-Wielding Hobo made fun of Midlore’s expulsion, even dancing like Kerdur Rainer who also happened to be a Musician. Little did Salami know, Kerdur Rainer would enter the store kingdom one weekend. Everyone in the store bowed upon his entrance, including Stephon Suhr who offered Rainer a limited edition Baphomet-Head 7-String Guitar. Rainer accepted the offer but he really preferred the Rage Knights. Suhr had new Bass Central goons self-mutilate and kill themselves in order to summon Midlore West-Stein and any other Rage Knights into the store via black magic.

Midlore returned, but he wore a strange clothing that allowed him to emulate everyone and anyone within Queens Mane including the other Rage Knights, Kerdur Rainer and even Salami. The annoyed Salami, Suhr and Rainer fought Midlore but they were outmatched by Midlore’s Pick On Scythes that were amplified in attack power. The Muccian defeated several customers who were attempting to join the chaos as well. When a woman approached Midlore, he kissed the drumsticks for good luck and flirted with her, he left the store with the woman and forgot he was ever inside Bass Central in the first place.

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## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* According to Midlore West-Stein, the drumsticks can attract women whenever he’s inside Bass Central. This is unknown however, and most characters believe he was just bragging about having sex with random women from the music store kingdom.

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