Drago

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**Drago** was the carriage driver for Castle Dracula.

## Featured Episodes

* Episode 2: Attacks on the Tracks
* Episode 3: Let's Kill Everybody
* Episode 4: Waylaid by Werewolves
* Episode 5: Drac's Moved-In Castle
* Episode 6: Feed the Beast

## Description

### Appearance

Drago is a 6 ft 7 in tall man with stooped shoulders and a large hump, which later turns out to be a ballista hidden under his cloak. He has a gaunt, off-white face, and his hair hangs in a matted oily mess. He has a very nice smile with very straight teeth (thanks to invisalign paid for with money meant for his back surgery), and he has a large manhood. By which he obviously means he is a manly man. Sasha once described Drago as looking like "a gaggle of branches". He wears a very dapper suit.

### Personality

Drago speaks monotonously, and he is often confused or depressed. He is very quick to trauma dump, which is honestly a little intense. Drago is frightened of monsters, despite working for Dracula. He is however very kind. He doesn't have a lot of friends due to his appearance and the fact that he is fairly forgettable.

## Background

Drago was previously married to a woman named Savina, who died of the flu, but honestly it would be easier to list what she didn't have.

The first time he met Squing, he ran him over with his Carriage because he was worried that Squing was a Geist from the Swamp who was going to take his soul.

## Relationships

### Savina

Savina was Drago's wife before she died of the flu, although honestly it would be easier to list what she didn't have. Drago loved her very much and has been incredibly depressed since she died. He often trauma dumps about her death.

### Wetzel

   Wetzel is Drago's closest, and possibly only friend. Drago feels like Wetzel has never judged his appearance, as they are "fellow disgusting human beings". Wetzel often tries to cheer Drago up using positive affirmations, but it doesn't work very well, although he is very happy to have a friend, even though Wetzel can be quite dismissive. Drago wishes he could be like Wetzel. After the fight at the train tracks, Drago pulls Wetzel aside and tells him that he makes Drago feel less like an NPC and more like a main character. Towards the end of the season Wetzel's feelings towards Drago had begun to drift towards romantic, and instead of meeting with Dracula at his castle, Wetzel invited Drago to travel with him, perhaps to Cairo, so that they could find themselves. Drago happily accepted.

## Quotes

* “I don’t care much for people these days”
* “I also want to have friends. the life I've lived has been so cold and lonely”
* “Since Savina passed away of the flu, I have lived my life as though in daze, hoping that one day maybe I will find direction.”
* “I’m a beautiful individual with many qualities to offer”
* “One day you walk past and shit on the grave of your enemy. God has taken Savina from you, and therefore you will kill God”
* “I am going to drive this carriage and Count Dracula is going to fist-bump me when I pull in, because he says I'm a cool guy, man”
* “You’ve never judged me, for we are fellow disgusting human beings”

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