Gay Noodle Valant

Death is inevitable, have some drugs.

### Family

Junko (wife) / Elric (daughter) / Yonaka (daughter) / MAGES (daughter) / Celeste (daughter)

## Random

### Leitmotif

All Star - Smash Mouth / Roundabout - Yes

> "Death is inevitable, but one day, on your deathbed, you'll look back and realize how important life really is. Be it regrets or happy memories, life is full of ups and downs."
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## Overview

Gay Noodle Valant is an illegal drug maker from Japan. He makes unusual drugs, using semen as base ingredients for different kinds off effects.

He owns an underground factory for making said drugs, relying on slaves from the nearby town as workers. The government knows about his operation, but overlooks it because Valant drugged the government and the CIA with drugs made to specifically erase the thought of semen-based drugs as harmful.

Accidents always happen in the operation, which is why he sometimes ends up being a witness or a defendant in a case. He always walks out of the courtroom unharmed, by using the quote,

> "Brb, gotta make some more Gay Noodles"
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to escape the trial.

Valant has a family, with 4 daughters, namely, Elric, Yonaka, MAGES and Celeste.

## Personality

Valant usually likes to fuck around with others, figurativelly and literally. Sometimes, he fucks up cases by changing up testimonies.

He gets really evil when something happens, especially when that something has a relation to his family.

But usually, he's very calm and approchable, kind and all that. A good friend to have.

## Lore

As a child, Valant was horrified of reality and kept himself in his room. It was very rare that he would go out of his room to do something. Back then, he has little to no understanding of the real world.

Until he met Junko.

Junko was the more outgoing type, leading her team or herself in situations. She was a smart girl, even when young.

Valant looked up to her as a role model, so he started to go out more with her as best friends.

~~Until the Fire Nation attacked~~ Until the time his father left the family. His origin family was poor at the time, and his father leaving made a big impact on him and his origin family.

Soon enough, he started to stay back at his room again. Overtime, his depression began to worsen. Talking to Junko ang going outside became a rare thing again.

But the thing that made Valant look up to her again was something she said,

> "Death is inevitable, but one day, on your deathbed, you'll look back and realize how important life really is. Be it regrets or happy memories, life is full of ups and downs."
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Thus, it became his signature quote forever.

After years, he and Junko finally got together. They bought themselves a house, the one right next to the Kris family mansion.

Fast forward more years later, he discovered an uncivilized town near the city. It was in the forest, concealing it's whereabouts even more.

At that time, he had discovered the magic of semen-based drugs, and he wanted to make a business out of it. But orders kept coming, and he couldn't keep up.

Then, the enslaving began.

He enslaved the town so he could use the people for speeding up his drug-making business, which is where he began being in cases.

## The 4 Daughters of the Valant Family

A while later, they had children. Four daughters. Each of them inheriting Valant's blood, giving them the ability to use magic.

MAGES is the first daughter, and the oldest one. She roams around the world, doing whatever people do in vacations. She goes back home sometimes to the house to hang out with her girlfriend/sister, Yonaka.

Celeste is the second-to-oldest daughter. Currently, she's married to Durke, and has a child named Oru. She's leading a rebellion in Imperalist Japan with Durke, but she always comes back home after raids and operations.

Yonaka is the third daughter in the family. Currently, she holds more magic power than Celeste, but she has no idea how to control her powers, so she takes lessons from Elric, who is a master at it, despite being the weakest. Her girlfriend is MAGES, even though she is her sister.

Elric is the youngest of the daughters, and the weakest out of the group. He almost never uses magic for offense or self defense, but mostly for fucking around with Kris's family.