Season 4.5 Episode 7: The Hunted

Breaking news! Variety releases the tentative cast of Linglecorps first feature film the Hunted. Who will play Hunter Biden? Who will play Drew (Andy Dick)? Plus, Houdini and Doyle continues to be the shittiest TV show ever made.

## Episode Summary

Everybody's feeling great! Except Tom, who is very sick, fallen ill to the woke mind virus. Drew manipulates the very fabric of time and Nate reads another Variety article with some juicy details on THE HUNTED.

The hosts are back from vacation, or at least some are, to discuss this awful episode of H&D. Tom came down with some kind of Bug and the others mock him for this.

Multiple times throughout the episode, Drew watches the Matt Rife comedy special and we all can hear it and laugh. Bitch you can't cancel me, I'm not your gym membership!!!!

Nate reads the article about THE HUNTED revealing new details on the proposed Crew and Cast, read more below.

Eventually they discuss the episode and even come up with a really interesting angle for an actually good Houdini TV Show.

### Video Watchalong

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### Show Recap

EPISODE 7: **Bedlam**

***Plot**: When several people are found literally scared to death, the clues lead the team to Bedlam, the notorious insane asylum, with which Doyle has a disturbing history. And when he starts to lose his grip on reality, he doesn’t know if he’s losing his mind or is becoming the next victim.*

Full review on Wildabouthoudini.com! Click here!

#### Episode 7 - Host ratings

Overall the episode was very poorly received, especially when contrasted with the very popular episode last week.

Houdini & Doyle - Bedlam

## Notable quotes

### Tom (Houdini)

* "That's my team. My Jags! I'm jaggin' off, baby!"
* "I'm sick. I'm sick!"
* "I'm not yelling."
* "Vandalize the Wikipedia!"
* "All Hail! All hail King Lingle!"

### Nate (Doyle)

* "We should put pineapple on our pizza, eh!" (imitating Canadians)
* "Tom tried to explain the times that have always been where we live."
* "Who doesn't wanna listen to me!?" (agitated)
* "Tom, I love you."
* "Do you carry a Bong in your pocket?"

### Drew (The lady officer)

* "Have you seen any movies in theaters recently?"
* "Oh that's funny. You guys are *soo* funny. You dumb fucking Americans. You fuckin idiots. American morons."
* "I was looking at Houdini and Doyle...or...what is it called...the Houdini File, our favorite website! And it turns out...Houdini is pretty interesting!"
* "You don't like edgy humor? 'fraid you're gonna get cancelled there, buddy?"
* "If you come for the Wikipedia, you come for me." (which he would love)
* "I know one turkey you really love....Nate Ruess!"

## Trivia

Canadian Thanksgiving is in October (the normal time)

Jacksonville, Florida is terrifying and very weird. They may have mutants there.

If you cough while you have a cold you will instantly get super high.

If you vandalize the Wiki you will be extremely punished.

## Get to know your Host(s)

Drew enjoyed a good churro recently.

Nate will gag if you offer him any lemon/lime pie or cake. He prefers cookie dough cheesecake.

Tom loves to get $35 milkshakes at the sugar factory for breakfast.

Drew used to sell bootleg versions of GTA 2 in Junior High.

None of the hosts have ever owned a bong.

Nate and Drew like Poutine, Tom does not and can only handle 5 fries.

## Father-Son-Updates: THE HUNTED

In this episode, Nate reads from a *Variety* article that has several updates about THE HUNTED.

SisFam has enlisted several "Hollywood heavy hitters" for upcoming Hunter Biden biopic, THE HUNTED.

SisFam CFO Speaktruthboldly states it will be "*a perfect cross of Taken, Sound of Freedom and Tomb Raider.*"

First handful of script missing as they allegedly were used as a napkin "*for Pizza hut*" and then to wipe up a coffee spill. Unfortunately due to a mishap by one of the sons no copies were ever made.

Writer Update: Aaron Sorkin brought on board as Head writer. However some suggest he has been spending too much time with Hunter, at times disappearing multiple days with the presidents son. Drew proposes hiring Taylor Sheridan who wrote Sicario.

Director Update: Directed by Clint Eastwood

Casting concerns: Tom Holland was maimed in a fondue accident in South Carolina while researching the role of T. Aaron. His future on the film is uncertain.

Pete Davidson, was slated to play both FC 1400 and BriFi, but the two brothers are forcing him to watch Bearder Blevins videos and asking for dating advice, preventing him from learning the role - or maybe this *IS* how they are teaching him.

DeeDee has not responded to SisFam's calls.

Drew proposes to cast edgy comedian Matt Rife, however what role he would play is still unclear.

### Cast Updates:

Bradley Cooper confirmed as Hunter Biden

Mel Gibson ... Joe Biden and Dark Brandon

Brie Larson ... (herself)

Patrick Fishler ... The Irish Chick (taking over Tara Strong's role)

John Lovitz ... Walter Nubnauski aka Nubs

Rebecca Romijne Stamos ... Charlotte Ronson Ruess

Jerry O'Connell .... Nate Ruess. Alternatives: Frankie Muniz,

~~Andy Dick~~ ~~Robert Downey Jr.~~ ~~Rob Schneider~~ Andy Dick ... Drew

Kevin Smith ... Tom.

JGL ... Mentor Oscar

Finnley the Frenchie ... Arrow

Nants CGI

Further:

King Lingle is the CEO of the planet and richest man in the world despite living at his Grandmas house.

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## Freaky Figures

If your Spotify Wrapped shows you as one of the top 5% listeners of ClayneCast, you will be castrated or otherwise prohibited to reproduce. This is the cost associated with such greatness.

At 28:59, Drew knocks over a water bottle that might have ruined his Homework.

## Clayne ForeCasting

Drew predicts Clint Eastwood will die before the end of 2023.

The hosts will make a new TV show about Houdini's detective agency, working title: 'The Houdini Files'.

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