Lost THX Tex Trailer: A Warner Animation Boxset

Warning: This story contains graphic violence that might not be suitable to children. Viewer discretion is advised.

I woke up in Tex's lair, after being knocked out by him on my way home from work. The last thing that I remembered before being knocked out was seeing Tex, hitting me on the head with a baseball bat. Then, I blacked out. Anyways, I tried to go home, but I noticed that I was tied to a chair with rope and was facing a TV. I tried to break free, but to no avail. Then, Tex dropped down in front of me, holding another DVD boxset. This time, it was for Warner Animation and the characters on it included Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Foghorn Leghorn, Tom, Jerry, the Iron Giant, Emmett, Wyldstyle, and Batman.

"Wow, Kadin," said Tex. "Just wow. I thought we were friends. All of those people I've killed over the years always had to die, but not you. I thought you were special. Now, you're making me do this."

"You killed those people, Tex," I said.

"They were too stupid and pathetic to know any better!" said Tex. "You know, I wasn't always like this. I never asked to kill people for being afraid of my company. You want your answers? Watch."

Tex put the DVD into the DVD player and hit play. A warning popped up:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote Jackass Forever, even though that movie is not THX-certified. It also has graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Oh no," I said.

"Oh yes," said Tex.

The trailer opened with the city from the Looney Tunes movies. Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Foghorn Leghorn, and others were eating hot dogs and walking down the street. When all of a sudden, they passed by a KFC.

"That smells good," said Bugs, licking his lips.

"Wet's twy some," said Elmer.

The gang walked into the restaurant, only to see that Tex was at the front counter. They screamed as soon as they saw Tex.

"Welcome to Kentucky Fried Character," said Tex. "How can I help you?"

"I say, I say, son," said Foghorn. "What do you have brewing in here? We were walking by when we picked up the smell of eleven herbs and spices. Then, I say, then we figured that we.."

"FOGHORN!" said Bugs. "Do you know who that is?!"

"That's Tex The THX-Robot!" added Daffy.

"He's been killwing innocent people for being afwaid of his company," said Elmer. "He's killed a gwoup of toys, two monsters and a wittle girl, thwee fish, a gwoup of bugs, a family of superhewoes, an ogre family, a donkey, a dwagon, thwee weird donkey-dwagon hybrid things, and more."

"That's enough from you, you speech-impediment having hunter," said Tex. "TIME TO HUNT MORE THAN WABBIT WITH SEXY TEXY!"

At that moment, Tex pulled out a musket, similar to Elmer Fudd's musket and shot all four characters at close range. They all screamed as they met their fate.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of Bricksburg from The Lego Movie. Emmett, Wyldstyle, Batman, Benny, UniKitty, and Metalbeard were all gathered around a table in the coffee shop. Emmett began to speak:

"Alright, guys. There is a psychotic robot traveling the multiverse, killing innocent people. I've heard that he's killing them because they feared his company, which he tracked through a THX-fear tracker. I've also heard that he has a friend named Zurg, who is his accomplice to a previous murder. But don't be scared, guys. We're Master Builders and we can build something to stop him."

"Like a spaceship?" asked Benny.

"Sure," said Batman.

"Wait," said Wyldstyle. "What's that?"

The group gasped as they saw Tex land inside the coffee shop. They started using various Lego brick to build something to defeat Tex with. Meanwhile, Tex was ordering some coffee from the barista.

"Yes, one latte, two shots of espresso, two creams, 25 sugars, extra foam, and extra whipped cream, please," said Tex.

"That'll be $150," said the barista.

"TIME TO MAKE A BREW WITH THE T-MAN!" said Tex, freaking out about the price.

Tex used a whole pot of coffee to melt the barista's face off. The barista died after being burnt. Then, Tex grabbed his coffee, drank it, and went over to Emmett and his team, who just finished building a huge spaceship to defeat him with.

"Hello, Lego figures," said Tex.

"We've heard a lot about what you've done, Tex!" said Emmett. "Leave Bricksburg now or we will defeat you with our spaceship!"

"Not gonna happen," said Tex, who was using various Lego bricks to build a giant dog. "Get them, boy!"

The Lego dog destroyed the spaceship that Emmett and the other Master Builders were in, and took off the heads of Wyldstyle, Batman, Benny, Unikitty, and Metalbeard. The foursome screamed in anguish as their heads were being ripped off by the dog. Emmett cried when he saw this. But it sounded like his voice actor, Chris Pratt, was actually upset.

"Hurts, doesn't it?" said Tex, who was now holding a flamethrower. "I was just like you once, Emmett. Happy, creative, and kind. I had a girlfriend, I had friends, and I had a job. But then, one person started to fear me and THX. I couldn't believe it. Then, more and more people started to fear me. I snapped. Became who I am today. Now, any good I had is gone."

"I will call the police!" said Emmett.

"That won't happen," said Tex.

"Why not?" asked Emmett, with tears in his eyes.

"Because they aren't going to listen to a pile of melted plastic," said Tex.

Tex used his flamethrower to melt Emmett. Emmett screamed as he was melted to a pile of plastic. I have always known that Tex was a psycho, but I never thought he had a tragic backstory like that.

Anyways, the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of New York City. Tom and Jerry were chasing each other through the city. Tex could be seen, setting up a mousetrap for Jerry, and a bear trap for Tom.

"These two animals should be easy to catch," said Tex with a sly grin.

Tom and Jerry immediately fell into their respective traps. Tom and Jerry both howled in pan, as blood could be seen coming from their feet. I thought that the blood was disgusting. But, since I was tied to the chair, I ended up puking all over my work uniform.

Anyways, Tex flew up to the duo, holding a pumpkin bomb from the Laika trailer.

"Tommy and Jerry, Tommy and Jerry, Tommy and Jerry," said Tex. "No rat race goes unpunished. You can thank me later."

Tex threw the pumpkin bomb at the duo. But before it could detonate, the screen cut to black.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of Rockwell, Maine. Hogarth and The Iron Giant were laying around reading Superman comics. All of a sudden, Tex appeared, holding a cake.

"Hello, robot and his son," said Tex.

"Superman," said The Iron Giant, pointing at the comic.

"I like him too," said Tex. "But I came to bring you this cake."

Hogarth and The Iron Giant took a bite of the cake that Tex made. But I knew that it wouldn't end well for them.

"This is delicious!" said Hogarth. "What's in it?!"

"Cyanide and mercury, of course," said Tex with a chuckle.

"What?!" said Hogarth.

Hogarth and The Iron Giant coughed up blood and died instantly.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of the THX logo. But the Warner Bros shield was also there, cracked. The deep note played, like usual. This time, the screams belonged to Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Emmett, Wyldstyle, Tom, Jerry, and Hogarth. After the deep note stopped, Tex popped down, like usual, to give his speech:

Hi there, Warner Animation fans! The T-Man is at it again, killing all of your favorite characters for disrespecting my logo! Remember: If you are scared of me, I will find you and give you some T-Man soup! Sweet dreams!"

Tex flew away, as "The Audience is Listening" and "To be continued.." appeared on the screen.

I was now ten times more scared than I was before. I tried breaking free from the rope to escape, but I still didn't get anywhere with that. Then, Tex came to me and hit me on the head with his moo can.

"You told me you were a fan of mine," said Tex. "You told me you were different!"

At that moment, Tex used his hallucination feature to simulate a shot of my family, in a slaughterhouse room, hung upside down.

"Kadin," asked my Dad. "What's going on?!"

"I know this isn't real!" I yelled.

"Do you though?" asked Tex as he pressed the button on the slaughterhouse control panel to kill the hallucination of my family.

As my family screamed, I raced after them to try and save them. But I hit a wall.

"I don't think you know what's real or fake, Kadin," said Tex.

At that moment, I was pushed off a cliff by Tex. I screamed as I feel into a river.

"YOU NEED TO WAKE UP!" yelled Tex.

At that moment, mirrors dropped down in front of me.

"I mean, look at yourself," said Tex.

At that moment, my reflection started dragging me into a portal to the multiverse. I screamed as I fell through the portal and ended up in hell.

"You are just a scared little kid, wanting to be an investigator," said Tex. "I created the alter ego of Adam Kennington to give my company something to save it! I control life. THX is life!"

Tex ran up to me and pushed me into the lava. I screamed as I was burned to a crisp. But I didn't die. I ended up at the grave of Dave Alt1995.

"If you were good enough, maybe Dave would still be alive," said Tex.

Then, the zombie of Dave, along with the zombies of all of the characters and people that Tex killed rose from their graves and started moving towards me.

"It's easy to be a killer, when the victim has it coming," said Tex, as he appeared in the graveyard. "But for what it's worth, Kadin, I really am sorry."

Tex punched me in the face, knocking me out cold. I was transported to an abandoned movie theater. Tex then threw another THX boxset at me, while I was unconscious and flew away.

My problems with THX would only continue to grow.

(To be continued...)