Big Nose - Bowser Jr. Diss Track

**Big Nose - Bowser Jr. Diss Track** is a song the koopalings wrote after Bowser Jr. roasted them in his KoopaTube videos. This song was seen in the episode, KoopaTube.

## Big Nose - Bowser Jr. Diss Track (lyrics):

**Larry**

*Larry on the beat, first of the fleet*

*Youngest of the Koopalings but quick, like an athlete!*

*No, Bowser Jr. is NOT in our group!*

*He came years after we started our troop!*

*He cried when he wasn't in Mario Kart 8!*

*He screams so much it's so hard to concentrate,*

*He's so weak he has to use machinery to compensate,*

*For his gigantic nose, and his massive bodyweight,*

*By the way, why do you still wear a bib?*

*Are you not quite ready to stop sleeping a crib?*

*We are in a group, you're in your own little bubble!*

*Why do you insist on causing so much trouble?*

*Every single thing you do will make the boy cry,*

*Despite his appearance, he is not a nice guy!*

*He thinks he's better than all of us just cuz he has Dad's genes,*

*But he cries, moans and screams when the stores run out of jelly beans!*

**All of the Koopalings (Chorus)**

*Annyoying little Koopa!*

*His name is Bowser Jr.!*

*You wanna be the king, but you're just a wannabe Koopaling!*

**Iggy**

*Have you ever wondered why you have no friends?*

*Your whiny and obnoxious behaviour never ends!*

*You've dogged on us, but now it's our turn!*

*You're about as tough as a level 1 Sunkern!*

*You act all tough, but you can't count to eleven!*

*You could get your ass handed to you by a kitten!*

*You boss us all around and you talk like you're from London,*

*But when you're in trouble, you cry like an ocean!*

*You're mini Clown Car is a massive failure,*

*I'm pretty sure all my inventions are superior,*

*And when you're on your feet, it's just embarrassing,*

*You trying to fight is so awfully baffling!*

*Why the hell are you Dad's favorite again?*

*You leech off him like a bunch of sidemen!*

*You fall down and faint like you're made of glass,*

*Without your Dad we could kick your ass!*

**All of the Koopalings (Chorus)**

*Annyoying little Koopa!*

*His name is Bowser Jr.!*

*You wanna be the king, but you're just a wannabe Koopaling!*

**Roy**

*Aye, what's bigger? Your nose or your ego?*

*Can you count past twenty freakin' two, though?*

*Got a Clown Car and lots of other weapons though.*

*Without them you couldn't catch a freakin' Spearow!*

*All you do is run around like a headless chicken,*

*Even those would laugh when they see you in action!*

*All your victories start with the push of a button,*

*You're weak, you're pathetic and your nose looks like a watermelon!*

**Morton**

*URRGH!*

*Let me ask a question,*

*Why's nothing ever good enough to meet your satisfaction?*

*Why do you treat everyone around you like dirt?*

*Don't you care that you cause so much discomfort?*

*Dad needs to understand that you are not sweet,*

*You're one of the rudest Koopas anyone could ever meet!*

*You're so annoying! I wish I could push you off a ledge!*

*You are to Bowser, Take Down to Double-Edge!*

**All of the Koopalings (Chorus)**

*Annyoying little Koopa!*

*His name is Bowser Jr.!*

*You wanna be the king, but you're just a wannabe Koopaling!*

**Ludwig**

*Hey Junior, your reputation is done!*

*Once this song is over it will be clear who won!*

*This is what you get for stealing my position!*

*If I were in command then I would send you to the dungeon,*

*You have dots for eyes and your nose is massive,*

*It's big enough to hold a whole family captive,*

*Even though in battle you are not very effective,*

*Sometimes you can just be downright abusive,*

*I can tell that you drive everyone mad,*

*Everyone but your dear old Dad!*

*He's too blind to see you're a spoiled brat,*

*Like an overly pampered siamese cat,*

*No matter what happens you will never be my master!*

*I'd rather drown myself at Pearl Harbour!*

*Let me tell you something you will never admit,*

*You're a weak, obnoxious, arrogant, spoiled little...*

*Twit!*

## Trivia

* FreezeFlame22 stated in his discord server he heavily regrets making the song, as he believes it to be incredibly cringeworthy and embarrassing.