Anger-Free/Transcript

Red: (Whispering) Okay, please be the good ending (He closes his eyes), please be the good ending, please be the good endi--! (He opens his eyes, only to see the text "BAD ENDING." in front of the movie.)

Narrator: Well, you tried. But this thing failed.

Red: What?! (His eye twitches)

Narrator: Well, ya win some, ya lose some.

Red: (Steam comes out of his head feathers; furiously.) No! **WE WIN SOME!! NOT LOSE** (He shakes the TV.) **SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** (He screams in rage, while the narrator screams as the TV is being shook around.)

### Video Game Time

(Later that day, Red is playing a video game on his TV.)

Red: C'mon! Jump left! Jump right! Jump backwards!!

(Red does this, but the player gets killed and a game over screen appears.)

Red: (Steam comes out of his head feathers again. He screams in rage & tears apart the controller.)

### Attacking Time

(Later that day, Red is relaxing next to the house, reading the encyclopedia. In the foreground, we see a Minion Pig hiding in a bush.)

Minion Pig: Now's my chance! (He comes out of the bush & grabs the Eggs with a net.) Perfect! (He runs off laughing!)

Red: (He looks up from the encyclopedia & sees the Pig. He grows sharp teeth & furiously rushes towards the Pig growling and snarling. The Pig is continuing to walk off with the Eggs, until he turns around & sees Red's shadow looming over him.)

Minion Pig: (Looks towards the screen.) Oh boy. (Red attacks him & he screams.)

(Meanwhile, Matilda is watering her flowers, but is disturbed by Red's shouting.)

Red: (Furiously) **GOOD!!! NOW SCRAM!!!!!!!!!** (He kicks the Pig all the way back to Pig City.)

Minion Pig: **I REGRET EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!** (He thuds on the ground.)

Matilda: (Sighs angrily) Red, do we need to go over your anger problems again?!

Red: So what?!

Matilda: I'm saying that you have rough anger problems!

Red: & that's why I became your leader!

Matilda: But it also turned you into a crazy, furious ambitious maniac.

Red: (He is seen furiously tearing up grass.)

Matilda: So that's why I'm doing a challenge! A **Anger-Free** challenge!

Red: How does it work?

Matilda: You need to go through the rest of the day without getting angry. If you win, you can go back to being angry whenever you like. But if I win, you need to stop being so angry forever!

Red: Sure! Challenge on!

Matilda: (Angrily) Got a deal.

(Red spits some of the grass he teared up on Matilda's face.)

## Game On

(Later that day, Red is watching the rerun of the movie he saw at the beginning of the movie.)

Red: Okay. The challenge is on. Don't get angry. (Closes his eyes) Please be the good ending, please be the good endin--

Narrator: We did it! (Celebration music plays.) We got the good ending!

Red: (Gasps excitedly.) We got the good ending! (Whoops excitedly.)

(In the background, Matilda watches through the window with binoculars.)

Matilda: Ugh! He got the good ending on that movie? Man, he's tough.

(Later that day, Red is playing his video game again.)

Red: (Whispering) Move left. Move right. Jump on the boss's head to finish him off. (Red does this & the boss is defeated.)

(The final boss has been defeated & Red opens his eye to see that he won the game. He cheers.)

(Meanwhile, in the background, Matilda is watching Red through the other window using a ladder.)

Matilda: Ugh! He's tougher to defeat than I thought when he's calm! I need to up my game! This TV show needs a new scene. New scene!

(The new scene falls in. We see Red reading a relaxtion book. In the foreground, the injured Minion Pig frightfully tiptoes onto the yard. He hides behind the bush, to avoid being caught.)

Minion Pig: Okay. No way he's gonna catch me. (He tiptoes over to the Eggs & grabs them with his net. However, he is stopped by Red.)

Red: (Nicely) Uh, can you please put the Eggs back in their nest? I don't think they like to be eaten.

Minion Pig: (Calmly) Oh. Okay. I needed to head back home to heal. (To the viewers.) Remember audience. Never try to steal something while injured. (He walks off.)

(Meanwhile, Matilda is spying on them through the tree with her eyes being extended binoculars.)

Matilda: Hmm. (To the viewers) I guess It's time to unleash plan B. & if you don't know what that is, it means that I need to **make Red angry!**

(It is nighttime, & Matilda is hiding under her sheets of blankets, writing on a notepad.)

Matilda: Okay. Maybe I could-- no. Maybe I could try the-- nah, that'll be rude. Maybe I can destroy his room! (A lightbulb appears over her head.) Of course! (She makes a evil smile.)

## The Challenge is Over

(The next morning comes. A montage shows Matilda trying to make Red angry, but she always fails.)

Chuck: (Walks by.) Uh, Matilda? I heard about the challenge, & it ended over midnight.

(Matilda freaks out & shakes a tree in anger, causing a rock to fall on head & she falls unconscious.)

(Later, Matilda, now having amnesia, does the same things Red did at the beginning of the episode, while Red looks shocked. The episode ends. For more info, click here.)