Erectile Funktion

## **Bio**

Name: Erectile\_Funktion (Used to be Erectile\_Function but changed it because hehe funky lad)

          -Goes by Funktion, Funk, Funky, or Erectile.

Gender: Agender, any pronouns.

Height: 7’0 (Tall Bitch)

Age: Undetermined

## **Backstory:**

Funktion is a being that was created when a person died deep underground while trying to make a super sick parody music video of “Revenge” a minecraft parody of DJs got us falling in love in a cave full of mushrooms. (Creeper aw man indeed :pensive emoji:) The mushrooms, over time, grew inside the corpse of the failed minecraft youtuber’s body and slowly it began to animate and Erectile\_Funktion was born.  Funktion spent years underground living with their fellow mushrooms. But one day while they were exploring the caves they found a cave that actually led to the surface. They saw the people up in the surface world and were fascinated by them.

They started taking small things they found from the caves and using them to make themself more presentable. And then after they were done she set out to the surface for the first time, to make new friends with these new people known as the “PeniSMP.”

## **Bio:**

- Funktion is a very peaceful person and a staunch pacifist. Completely unwilling to bring direct harm to any player (though this kindness does not stretch to animals or mobs, which they are more than willing to kill).

- Funktions only goal is to make as many friends as possible. A goal that borders on obsession for them. They will do whatever it takes to make allies and friends. Though they have a kind of twisted view of the world and do not mind harming and backstabbing their friends for the sake of gaining new ones.

          - So if they are trying to make two friends but those people are enemies, than they might steal an item from Person A and give it to Person B, while framing someone else (Person C) for stealing the item and then tell Person A how to get “Revenge” against Person C for stealing the item, while hiding the fact that they are helping to not get on Person C’s bad side.

Or more simply just supplying items to two warring factions, without either knowing Funktion is supplying their enemy, trying to get on both of their good sides

        - But despite this she is still super friendly and willing to help their friends out with anything they need as long as it doesn’t interfere with his plans. Which makes Funktion a strange combination of both very easy to manipulate into doing what you want, while also being extremely manipulative themself.

- Funktion almost always wears a heavy amount of makeup on their entire body to help mask how disturbing their normal body looks, as they are a literal walking corpse with mushrooms sticking out of his body. They use this talent for makeup and disguises to try and get on peoples good sides by looking more appealing to them, dressing up in different “skins”; Such as dressing up as a catboy for someone who might be some kind of Catboy Connoisseur perhaps?

* Oh my fucking god I just realized Erectile is just a simp for every person on the server.   The ultra simp :pensive emoji:

- The eyes on their body have long since rotted away so she always keeps her eyes closed to not disturb people. This doesn’t affect him in any way as they use the senses of the mushrooms in his body to see the world instead of any of their body’s physical systems.

          - When they wear a disguise that appears to have eyes on it, those eyes are actually just painted on with a sharpie to make it look like they have working eyes.

- Knows absolutely nothing about redstone. She thinks its some kind of drug, and won’t stop trying to get fucking high off of it.

       - One time he tried to fucking suck on a whole ass redstone block like a jawbreaker, trying to get high. It was honestly kind of terrifying. Their jaw fucking unhinged like a snake and everything.

- They love all other mushrooms and have them around all their homes. Except the Crimson Mushrooms. Fuck the Crimson Mushroom. They are Crimson Mushroomphobic. Those bastards know what they have done.

- Erectile will eat just about anything, as somehow they still have taste buds, but their body doesn’t have any negative impacts from eating inedible or straight up poisonous things. And by anything they will eat *anything* including corpses, actually specifically corpses. Which as they are still kinda human is cannibalism but they see no problem with it because as part mushroom they are a decomposer and it is their “duty” to eat all dead things they come across. In their own words “It’s a mushroom's sworn duty to devour all that has passed from this plane. Whether it be people or other mushrooms!”  And as such they ALSO eat other mushrooms, it’s all kinda fucked up

        -  Their favorite foods are roasted player leg, and dirt or any dirt derivatives, they    especially like mycelium as it has a nice “spicy flavor.”

### **Builds:**

- Funktion has many small holes or caves that he uses as houses around the server. They frequently even tunnel under other people’s houses and live there without the person even knowing Funktion is there.

    - They have one cave house that's underwater where they keep their pet puffer fish named   Dick\_Pimple.

- They also have a base in the nether known as The Crack Shack 2: Electric Boogaloo. Which is under a warped forest, in the ground, to avoid all the dangers that the nether normally brings. In this nether base they also have a potion/drug lab where they create all sorts of drugs and potions which they usually give as gifts to their friends if needed.