Fun Song Factory - Music

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**Fun Song Factory: Music (1998)** is a UK VHS release by Universal on 11th October 1999.

## Episodes

1. Music (5th September 1998)
2. Creepy Crawlies (12th September 1998)
3. Wild Animals (19th September 1998)

## Presenters in Music

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Katy Stephens
* Justin Fletcher

## Children in Music

* Alice Connor
* Jade Jeffries
* Mikayla Jones
* Jamie Meyer
* Mirren McLeod

## Songs in Music

1. Music Man
2. Come on Feel the Music
3. When We're Singing
4. It's the Music Box
5. Rhythm of the Music

## Music Transcript

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Ozzy:** Hello there and welcome to the Fun Song Factory!

**Hooter:** Lalalalalalalalaaaa! I feel like singing, Ozzy

**Ozzy:** Ooh, so do I, Hooter. Tra-la-la, tra-la-la, tra-la-la. Tra-la-la, tra-la-la, tra-la-la. I hope you feel like singing too because we have a lot of music today.

**Hooter:** Singing is music.

**Ozzy:** Tra-la-la, tra-la-la, tra-la-la, la-la-la.

**Dave, Katy, Justin & the kids:** Hello!

**Ozzy:** Helloooooooo!

**Dave:** Oh, wow. Let's sing it, shall we? Ready?

**Justin:** Right.

**Dave:** Helloooooooooooooo.

**Justin:** Hellooooooooooo.

**Katy:** Hellooooooo.

**Ozzy:** Tra-la-la, la-la-la, tra-la-la

**Dave:** Well, are you in a singing mood today, Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** Yes Dave, I am!

**Hooter:** Me too!

**Katy & Justin:** And so are we.

**Dave:** So are weeeeeee-ah! Hahahaha, sorry. Hey, and so's the factory. Hang on, let's see what it's got for us. Hahahahaha. Heh. Oh! I know what this is. Look at this. This is a hat for a song called The Music Man. I'm gonna be the music man, you can join it. Get ready! Hoo-hoo!

I am the music man

I come from down your way

And I can play (What can you play?)

The piano.

**Dave:** Get ready!

I can play the piano

Piano, Piano

I can play the piano

Pia-piano.

Pia-pia-piano

Piano, piano

Pia-pia-piano

Pia-piano.

**Katy:** Alright! Brilliant! Right, I'm the music man this time. Now see if you can play this instrument. It's HUGE!

I am the music man

I come from down your way

And I can play (What can you play?)

The double bass.

I can play the double bass

Double bass, double bass

I can play the double bass

Double, double bass.

Double, double, double bass

Double bass, double bass

Double, double, double bass

Double, double bass

Pia-pia-piano

Piano, piano

Pia-pia-piano

Pia-piano.

**Justin:** Right then, there's another instrument that the Music Man can play and this time it's a HUGE instrument. It's a big bass drum.

I am the music man

I come from down your way

And I can play (What can you play?)

The big bass drum.

**Justin:** Here we go.

I can play the big bass drum

Big bass drum, big bass drum

I can play the big bass drum

Big bass, big bass drum.

Big bass, big bass, big bass drum

Big bass drum, big bass drum

Big bass, big bass, big bass drum

Big bass, big bass drum

Double, double, double bass

Double bass, double bass

Double, double, double bass

Double, double bass

Pia-pia-piano

Piano, piano

Pia-pia-piano

Pia-piano.

**Ozzy:** Ooh, come on, Alice! It's your turn to be the music man. I wonder what you're going to play. Hohoho.

I am the music man

I come from down your way

And I can play (What can you play?)

The triangle.

I can play the triangle

Triangle, triangle

I can play the triangle

Tria-triangle.

Tria-tria-triangle

Triangle, triangle

Tria-tria-triangle

Tria-triangle

Big bass, big bass, big bass drum

Big bass drum, big bass drum

Big bass, big bass, big bass drum

Big bass, big bass drum

Double, double, double bass

Double bass, double bass

Double, double, double bass

Double, double bass

Pia-pia-piano

Piano, piano

Pia-pia-piano

Pia-piano.

**Hooter:** That was a great song! Whoo-whoo!

**Alice:** Where does all this music come from, Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** That's easy Alice, it comes from the factory.

**Dave:** Ooh, here's another song from the factory. Plenty of music in this one and also

**Justin:** Yeah!

**Dave:** Lovely!

Come on feel the music

It's a song you'll get to know

It will tingle in your fingers

It will tingle in your toes

Start your arms a waving

Wave them all around

Keep your arms a waving

To the magic music sound

Are you waving your arms

Hey, to the music sounds?

**Mikayla:** Can we do one now?

**Ozzy:** Of course.

**Dave, Katy & Justin:** 1, 2, 3, 4.

Come on feel the music

It's a song you'll get to know

It will tingle in your fingers

It will tingle in your toes

Start your hands a clapping

Clap them all around

Keep your hands a clapping

To the magic music sound

Are you clapping your hands

Hey, to the music sounds?

Yeah!

**Hooter:** Whoo-whoo, that was a fast Fun Song Factory song!

**Ozzy:** Do you remember all the instruments in the Music Man song?

**Jade:** There was the piano.

**Jamie:** And the drum.

**Mikayla:** And the double bass.

**Alice:** And the triangle.

**Mirren:** Is that the only way we can play musical instruments?

**Ozzy:** Oh, no.

**Dave:** No, there are some instruments that you have to blow like this saxophone. Mmm!

**Katy:** I like using... the bow to stroke the strings.

**Ozzy:** They all make their sounds a different way.

**Hooter:** But they all make music!

**Mirren:** Wow! What's all this for?

**Ozzy:** Oh, I think I know, the factory wants us to make our own instruments.

**Katy:** Oh, wow!

**Ozzy:** Things we can blow into, strum, pluck, and beat.

**Dave:** Ooh, Do you know there's something else I like about music?

**Katy:** What's that, Dave?

**Dave:** Ah, notes! Musical notes.

**Justin:** What do you mean?

**Dave:**

**Kids:** Bye.

**Ozzy:** See you later.

**Justin:** Hiya Fred!

**Katy:** Hello Fred!

**Dave:** Hey Fred!

**Fred:** Oh, hello. You've certainly come at the right time. I've just finished off some new musical notes for the factory.

**Justin:** Ooh, how do these notes work, then.

**Dave:** Ah, well you know when you sing a song or you play some music, you can hear the music but you can't see it.

**Justin:** Yeah.

**Fred:** La, la, la, la...

**Katy:** Oh, right! I can hear it but I can't see it

**Dave:** That's right! Well, the musical notes allow you to see the music.

**Justin:** Ahhh...

**Katy:** You mean, each musical note is a musical sound?

**Dave:** Yep. That's right, Katy. Just like we use certain letters of the alphabet to make up certain words.

**Justin:** We use musical notes to write down music.

**Katy:** Wait a minute, how do we know if a musical note's high or low?

**Justin:** Ah.

**Fred:** It depends upon where you put the notes on the stave.

**Katy:** Stave?

**Fred:** Up here is the high place, down here is the low place.

**Justin & Katy:** Ohhh.

**Fred:** Shall we show them, Dave?

**Dave:**

**Katy & Justin:** Laaaaaa....

**Fred:** La-la-la...

**Dave:**

**Fred, Katy & Justin:** LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

**Katy:** Hold on a minute, we can use our voices!

**Dave:** Hey, now that is a good idea. Get ready.

When we're singing, when we're singing

Voices go, voices go

Up and then go down, up and then go down

Very low, very low.

**Justin:** Ho ho ho! Well done!

(Applause)

**Dave:**

When we're singing, when we're singing

Voices go, voices go

Up and then go down, up and then go down

Very low, very low.

**Katy:** Ah, that's brilliant, Dave. Well, I'll tell you what, why do we make it more exciting though and all start at different times.

**Justin:** Ha ha ha!

When we're singing, when we're singing

Voices go, voices go/When we're singing, when we're singing

Up and then go down, up and then go down/Voices go, voices go/When we're singing, when we're singing

Very low, very low/Up and then go down, up and then go down/Voices go, voices go/When we're singing, when we're singing

Very low, very low/Up and then go down, up and then go down/Voices go, voices go

Very low, very low/Up and then go down, up and then go down

Very low, very low.

**Fred:** You see? You can make your own music with your own voices.

**Dave:** And we use all the musical notes just to write the music down.

**Justin:** Yeah! Well, we've made our own music, I wonder how the others are getting on making their own instruments.

**Katy:** Oh, I, um, forgot. Come on, we better go and check.

**Justin:** Oh right!

**Katy:** See ya, Fred!

**Justin:** Bye, Fred!

**Dave:** No no no, let's not say "Bye Fred", let's sing it. Get ready.

**Justin:** Right.

**Dave:** Byyyyyyyyye...

**Justin:** Byyyyyye...

**Katy:** Byyyyye...

**Dave, Katy & Justin:** Freeeeeed!

**Fred:** Bye!

**Dave:** Yeah, see ya!

**Katy:** See ya!

**Ozzy:** Let's see what we've all made.

**Jamie:** I've made an instrument that you blow into.

**Ozzy:** Ooh, very nice, Jamie!

**Mikayla:** I've made an instrument to beat.

**Ozzy:** Very impressive.

**Jade:** I've made an instrument that you pluck.

**Ozzy:** That's nice.

**Alice:** And I've made an instrument that you hit.

**Ozzy:** Ooh-hoo-hoo, lovely.

**Mirren:** And I've made an instrument that you shake.

**Ozzy:** Oh, very nice, Mirren. Well, I think it's time to make some music.

**Jamie:** What this, Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** It's a music box. Let's play our instruments and see what comes out.

It's the music box, what shall we play today?

It's the music box, what shall we play?

We will blow the horn (horn blows)

We will blow the horn (horn blows)

We will blow the horn, that's what we'll play today.

**Ozzy:** A saxophone.

It's the music box, what shall we play today?

It's the music box, what shall we play?

We will beat the drum (drum beats)

We will beat the drum (drum beats)

We will beat the drum, that's what we'll play today.

**Ozzy:** A drum.

It's the music box, what shall we play today?

It's the music box, what shall we play?

We'll strum the guitar (guitar strums)

We'll strum the guitar (guitar strums)

We'll strum the guitar, that's what we'll play today.

**Ozzy:** A guitar.

It's the music box, what shall we play today?

It's the music box, what shall we play?

We'll play the triangle (triangle plays)

We'll play the triangle (triangle plays)

We'll play the triangle, that's what we'll play today.

**Ozzy:** Triangle.

It's the music box, what shall we play today?

It's the music box, what shall we play?

We'll shake the maracas (maracas shake)

We'll shake the maracas (maracas shake)

We'll shake the maracas, that's what we'll play today.

**Ozzy:** Maracas.

It's the music box, what shall we play today?

It's the music box, what shall we play?

Let's play them altogether (instruments play)

Let's play them altogether (instruments play)

Let's play them altogether, that's what we'll play today.

**Katy:** Wow, that sounded brilliant.

**Ozzy:** Right, let's put them altogether, our musical instruments and our voices.

**Katy:**

Move your head to the rhythm of the music

Move your head to the rhythm of the music

Move your head to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Dave:**

Move your shoulders to the rhythm of the music

Move your shoulders to the rhythm of the music

Move your shoulders to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Ozzy:**

Tap your feet to the rhythm of the music

Tap your feet to the rhythm of the music

Tap your feet to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Justin:** Now, here's the saxophone,

Clap your hands to the rhythm of the music

Clap your hands to the rhythm of the music

Clap your hands to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

That's what rhythm's all about.

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Justin:** Yeah!

**Hooter:** Time to go, whoo-whoo, cha-cha-cha!

**Ozzy:** Oh, no.

**Jade:** Thanks Ozzy, I never knew there was so much to music.

**Alice:** All those instruments.

**Katy:** That's right. I'll tell you what

**All:** Bye.

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Presenters in Creepy Crawlies

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Alex Lovell

## Children in Creepy Crawlies

* Myles Anderson
* Jenny Cachero
* Jade Chaston
* Isabella Cheevers
* Elizabeth Robert

## Songs in Creepy Crawlies

1. There Are Lots of Creepy Crawlies All Around
2. Wiggly Woo
3. Ringo's Beetle Song
4. Caterpillars Only Crawl
5. Mrs Ladybird
6. Upside Down
7. Incy Wincy Spider
8. Five Little Spiders
9. The Minibeasts Song

## Creepy Crawlies Transcript

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Ozzy:** Hello and welcome to the fun song Factory. Whoaaaa! Hello, Mr. Spider!

**Mr. Spider:** Hello.

**Ozzy:** Welcome to the Fun Song Factory.

**Mr. Spider:** Thank you. Ooh! A fly! Goodbye!

**Ozzy:** Oh wait, don't go! I like spiders, they eat flies. I don't like flies. I wonder where he went...

**Dave, Alex & the kids:** Hello.

**Hooter:** Hello everyone.

**Dave:** Huh, eh, oh. What's he up to, Hooter?

**Hooter:** He's looking for a spider.

**Myles:** Spider?

**Kids:** Eeeuuugh!

**Ozzy:** What kind? I don't know, he was friendly and had 8 legs.

**Elizabeth:** All spiders have 8 legs.

**Isabella:** Eugh, I don't like creepy crawlers.

**Alex:**

**Jenny:** They give me the shivers.

**Jade:** They give me the creeps.

**Jenny:** They scare me.

**Myles:** Not me, I like them!

**All:** There are lots of creepy crawlies all around (2x)

There are lots of creepy crawlies

Lots of creepy crawlies

Lots of creepy crawlies all around

**Ozzy:** Alex,

**Alex:** There are spiders spinning webs all around (2x)

There are spiders spinning webs

(What?)

There are spiders spinning webs all around

**Dave:**

**Dave:** Caterpillars munching leaves all around (2x)

Caterpillars munching leaves

Now (What?) my sleeve

Caterpillars munching leaves all around

**Alex:**

**All:** There are beetles hiding under every stone (2x)

There are beetles hiding under

Beetles hiding under

There are beetles hiding under every stone

**Ozzy:** Everyone join in this time.

**All:** There are lots of creepy crawlies all around (2x)

There are lots of creepy crawlies

Lots of creepy crawlies

Lots of creepy crawlies all around.

**Hooter:** Whoo-whoo, great song! But I don't think you should call them creepy crawlies, They're only insects.

**Wiggly:** That's right! We may be crawly but we're not creepy.

**Dave:** Who said that?

**Wiggly:** I did, over here.

**Jade:** Look, it's Wiggly Woo!

**Alex:** Wiggly, hello.

**Isabella:** And some insects are slimy when they move around. Eugh!

**Dave:** Yeah, worms especially.

**Elizabeth:** Worms! Uuuuuugh!

**Myles:** By creeping and crawling through the dirt.

**Isabella:** Yes! Worms wiggle through the dirt and help keep it loose.

**Dave:**

**Wiggly:** That's right! We do!

**Myles:** Can we have the Wiggly Woo song please?

**Ozzy:** Of course we can!

**Alex:** This is one of my favourites! Get your Wiggly Woo fingers ready. Here we go.

There's a worm at the bottom of the garden

And his name is Wiggly Woo

There's a worm at the bottom of the garden

And all that he could do

Is wiggle all night and wiggle all day

The people 'round here they all do say

There's a worm at the bottom of the garden

And his name is Wiggly Woo.

**Dave:**

There's a worm at the bottom of the garden

And his name is Wiggly Woo

There's a worm at the bottom of the garden

And all that he could do

Is wiggle all night and wiggle all day

The people 'round here they all do say

There's a worm at the bottom of the garden

And his name is Wiggly

Wig wig wiggly

Wig wig Wiggly Woo oo oo.

**Ozzy:** Who are your other garden friends, Wiggly?

**Wiggly:**

**Jade:** I like beetles,

**Ringo:** Someone called?

**Wiggly:** Hi, Ringo, meet my new friends.

**All:** Hello, Ringo.

**Ozzy:** Hi, Ringo. Welcome to the Fun Song Factory.

**Ringo:** Hello everyone, where's the dirt?

**Ringo:** I'd love to.

**Ringo:** Up and down the vegetable patch

Round and round the compost

That's the way the beetles race

First, pass the winning post

**All:** Hiding under rocks and stones

Never getting grimy

Lift one up and say hello

Small black and shiny.

**Ringo:**

**Ringo:** Don't you think we look so neat

Everyone should take note

Six black shoes upon our feet

And a small black tailcoat

**All**: You may see us in the grass

On the road or foot path

Some of us may even try

To (What?)

**Wiggly:** Very good, Beetle.

**Ozzy:**

**All:** Bye.

**Isabella:** He was very nice.

**Wiggly:** All my friends are nice.

**Myles:**

**Ozzy:** Could be.

**Wiggly:** They do like to hide, you know.

**Jenny:**

**Ozzy:** Of course, as long as we don't hurt them. Let's go.

**Wiggly:** Remember to look in dark, damp places.

**Dave:**

**Wiggly:** I do too.

**Dave:**

**Wiggly:** Oh, yes.

**Dave:** A butterfly was flying past the garden in July

It landed on a cabbage leaf and heard an mournful sigh

A big fat hairy caterpillar sat upon a leaf said

**Alex:** "If I could fly like you that would be a relief"

**Dave & Alex:** But caterpillars only crawl

Caterpillars only crawl

Crawling here, nibbling there

Crawling and nibbling everywhere

Caterpillars only crawl

**Alex:** And I'd like to reach the garden wall

But honest if I stay, nibbling all day

Never getting anywhere at all.

**Dave:**

**Dave:** "Now look here" said the butterfly not very long ago

"I sat and nibbled leaves like you and crawled along so slow

But soon you'll be a butterfly and through the leaves you'll flutter by

And you will be so happy that you'll never more shall say"

**Dave & Alex:** Caterpillars only crawl

And caterpillars only crawl

Crawling here, nibbling there

Crawling and nibbling everywhere

**Alex:** Caterpillars only crawl

And I'd like to reach the garden wall

But honest if I stay, nibbling all day

Never getting anywhere at all.

**Jade:** We didn't find any beetles but we did find something else.

**Ozzy & the kids:** A ladybird.

**Wiggly:**

**Mrs. Ladybird:** Hello, Wiggly.

**Wiggly:** Bye Mrs. Ladybird. Mrs. Ladybird is always

**Ozzy:** I know a rhyme about Mrs. Ladybird.

A ladybird came on my hand one day

She stayed for a while, and then flew away.

**Ozzy:**

A ladybird came on my hand one day

She stayed for a while, and then flew away.

**Elizabeth:** Ozzy, can I say a poem about insects please?

**Ozzy:** Of course you can.

It's funny how beetles and creatures like that

Can walk upside down as well as walk flat

They crawl on the ceilings and climb up the walls

Without any practice or trouble at all

Well I have been trying for a year, maybe more

And still I can't stand with my head on the floor.

**Ozzy:**

(Applause)

**Hooter:** Whoo-whoo! Look who's back.

**Dave:**

**Mr. Spider:** Hello everyone.

**Alex:**

Incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain

So Incy wincy spider climbed up the spout again.

**Alex:**

Incy wincy spider was climbing up the trees

Down came the snow and made the spider freeze

Out came the sunshine and melted all the snow

So Incy wincy spider had another go.

**Ozzy:** Oh, let's sing a fun song about 5 spiders.

5 little spiders I once knew

Hanging from the ceiling as spiders do

1 felt sleepy and climbed his thread

Said goodnight and went off to bed

Off to bed, off to bed

Said goodnight and went off to bed.

**Alex:** Boing, 4 spiders left now.

4 little spiders I once knew

Hanging from the ceiling as spiders do

1 felt sleepy and climbed his thread

Said goodnight and went off to bed

Off to bed, off to bed

Said goodnight and went off to bed.

**Dave:**

3 little spiders I once knew

Hanging from the ceiling as spiders do

1 felt sleepy and climbed his thread

Said goodnight and went off to bed

Off to bed, off to bed

Said goodnight and went off to bed.

**Alex:** Boing, 2 spiders left now.

2 little spiders I once knew

Hanging from the ceiling as spiders do

1 felt sleepy and climbed his thread

Said goodnight and went off to bed

Off to bed, off to bed

Said goodnight and went off to bed.

**Alex:** Boing, only 1 little spider left now.

1 little spider I once knew

Hanging from the ceiling as spiders do

He felt sleepy and climbed his thread

Said goodnight and went off to bed

Off to bed, off to bed

Said goodnight and went off to bed.

**All:**

**Ozzy:** Goodnight spiders.

**Wiggly:**

**All:** No.

**Wiggly:**

**All:** Bye.

**Dave:**

**Ozzy:** And his friends.

**Myles:** The beetle.

**Jenny:** The ladybird.

**Jade:** The caterpillar.

**Isabella:** The butterfly.

**Elizabeth:** And the spiders.

**Ozzy:** I'll take the first group, we can be butterflies.

**Dave:**

**Alex:** And Myles and I are the third group and we're caterpillars.

Look at the minibeasts in our garden

What do you think we'll see?

Some of them are rushing all around

Some of them slither on the ground

And others will munch all day

But soon they fly away.

Fly up high, high, high be a big as a butterfly

**Ozzy:**

Look at the minibeasts in our garden

What do you think we'll see?

Some of them are rushing all around

Some of them slither on the ground

And others will munch all day

But soon they fly away.

Rush around, rush around beetles always rush around sometimes they'll even fly

Rush around, rush around beetles always rush around sometimes they'll even fly/Fly up high, high, high be a big as a butterfly

**Ozzy:** Are you ready Alex?

**Alex:** I'm ready, are you ready Myles?

**Myles:**

**Alex:** Then we're ready to do our caterpillars.

Look at the minibeasts in our garden

What do you think we'll see?

Some of them are rushing all around

Some of them slither on the ground

And others will munch all day

But soon they fly away.

Munch at this leaf, munch at that, caterpillar's too fat to fly.

Munch at this leaf, munch at that, caterpillar's too fat to fly/Rush around, rush around beetles always rush around sometimes they'll even fly

Munch at this leaf, munch at that, caterpillar's too fat to fly/Rush around, rush around beetles always rush around sometimes they'll even fly/Fly up high, high, high be a big as a butterfly

Munch at this leaf, munch at that, caterpillar's too fat to fly/Rush around, rush around beetles always rush around sometimes they'll even fly/Fly up high, high, high be a big as a butterfly

Munch at this leaf, munch at that, caterpillar's too fat to fly/Rush around, rush around beetles always rush around sometimes they'll even fly/Fly up high, high, high be a big as a butterfly.

**Hooter:** Whoo-whoo, time to go.

**Ozzy:** Thanks for joining us at the Fun Song Factory. See you next time and remember to look out for those minibeasts and creepy crawlies.

**All:** Bye.

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Presenters in Wild Animals

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Katy Stephens
* Justin Fletcher (Professor Plimsoll)

## Children in Wild Animals

* Kizzi Carnegie
* Yasmin Hickson
* Dayle Hodge
* William Stokes
* Caroline Ward

## Songs in Wild Animals

1. The Four Corners of the World Song
2. One Elephant One Fine Day
3. A Crocodile Swam in the Water
4. The Bear Went Over the Mountain
5. Look After the World
6. Down in the Jungle

## Wild Animals Transcript

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Ozzy:** Hello and welcome to the Fun Song Factory.

**Hooter:** Whoo-whoo, roar!

**Ozzy:** Whoa!

**Hooter:** That was my lion sound, good wasn't it.

**Ozzy:** Yes it was but it was also scary.

**Hooter:**

**Ozzy:** Hooter, what is going on?

**Hooter:** I'm feeling wild today.

**Professor Plimsoll:** Hello, Ozzy!

**Ozzy:** Professor Plimsoll!

**Dave, Katy & the kids:** Hello.

**Ozzy:** Hello everyone. Come and meet my old friend Professor Plimsoll.

**Professor Plimsoll:** I'm afraid not David, I only take pictures of wild animals.

**Hooter:** Wild animals?

**Professor Plimsoll:** Yes.

**Hooter:** Thank you.

**Katy:**

**Professor Plimsoll:** I have.

**Dave:**

**Professor Plimsoll:** Sing?

I've been all around the world looking here (click click)

I've been all around the world looking there (click click)

I've been all around the world

Been to countries hot and cold

I've been all around the world here and there. (click click)

**Professor Plimsoll:**

I've shivered in the snow and the ice (brrr)

You've shivered in the snow and the ice (brrr)

You've shivered in the snow

Where the arctic blizzards blow

You've shivered in the snow and the ice (brrr)

I've trudged in the heat of the sun (phew)

You've trudged in the heat of the sun (phew)

You've trudged in the heat

Where the desert burns with heat

You've trudged in the heat of the sun (phew)

**Professor Plimsoll:**

**All:** No.

**Professor Plimsoll:**

I've climbed up the steepest rocky path

You've been climbing up the steepest rocky path

You've been climbing up the path

Up the highest mountain path

You've been climbing up the steepest rocky path

You've been climbing up the steepest rocky path.

**Caroline:** Have you always been alone?

**Professor Plimsoll:**

**All:** Arnold?

**Professor Plimsoll:**

**Dayle:** What's an orangutan?

**Ozzy:** So he could be anywhere.

**Kizzi:** Well, if he's an ape, he must like bananas.

**Ozzy:** Bananas it is, Factory?

**Ozzy:** We could try.

**All:** Yes.

**Katy:**

1 elephant one fine day

Went on a spider's web to play

He found it such tremendous fun

He called for another elephant to come.

**Professor Plimsoll:**

**Arnold:** No.

2 elephants one fine day

Went on a spider's web to play

They found it such tremendous fun

They called for another elephant to come.

**Dave:**

3 elephants one fine day

Went on a spider's web to play

They found it such tremendous fun

They called for another elephant to come.

**Ozzy:**

4 elephants one fine day

Went on a spider's web to play

They found it such tremendous fun

They called for another elephant to come.

**Katy:**

5 elephants one fine day

Went on a spider's web to play

They found it such tremendous fun

They stayed and played all day in the sun.

**Arnold:**

**Caroline:** What about scary animals, have you seen any of them?

**Professor Plimsoll & Arnold:** The crocodile.

**Professor Plimsoll:**

**Arnold:** Very, very scary.

**Arnold & Professor Plimsoll:** SNAP!

**Ozzy:** Do you know this song?

A crocodile swam in the water

His jaws were open wide

A fish swam along in the water

And he swam right inside

The crocodile's jaws shut tight

The fish slept inside all night

Then the crocodile yawned in the morning light

And the fish swam away out of sight.

**Ozzy:** You try the actions with me this time.

A crocodile swam in the water

His jaws were open wide

A fish swam along in the water

And he swam right inside

The crocodile's jaws shut tight

The fish slept inside all night

Then the crocodile yawned in the morning light

And the fish swam away out of sight.

**Hooter:** Just like the bear.

**Ozzy & Dave:** The bear? Oh, that bear.

**Dave:**

The bear went over the mountain

The bear went over the mountain

The bear went over the mountain

To see what he could see

And all that he could see

And all that he could see

Was the other side of the mountain

The other side of the mountain

The other side of the mountain

Was all that he could see.

**Professor Plimsoll:**

The hippo crossed the river

The hippo crossed the river

The hippo crossed the river

To see what he could see

And all that he could see

And all that he could see

Was the other side of the river

The other side of the river

The other side of the river

Was all that he could see.

**Ozzy:**

The tiger prowled through the jungle

The tiger prowled through the jungle

The tiger prowled through the jungle

To see what he could see

And all that he could see

And all that he could see

Was the other side of the jungle

The other side of the jungle

The other side of the jungle

Was all that he could see.

**Ozzy:**

**Hooter:** Whoo-whoo!

**Arnold:** Sally, this is fantastic, it's a feast.

**Sally:**

**Yasmin:** So, Arnold what do you really like to eat?

**Kizzi:** You're so lucky.

**Arnold:**

**Yasmin:** We know.

**Arnold:** Do you know the song Look After the World?

**Katy & the kids:** Yes.

**Arnold:**

**Katy:** Factory?

**Arnold:** Look after the world, it's in your hands

And you must be the teachers

Look after world, it's precious land

For people, plants and creatures.

**All:** Keep the air pure and the water clean

We've got to make sure that the land stays green

For the future, look after the world.

**Katy:** We don't want to leave our wilderness

For children of tomorrow

This earth can provide such happiness

It must not end in sorrow.

**All:** Keep the air pure and the water clean

We've got to make sure that the land stays green

For the future, look after the world

For the future, look after the world.

**Sally:**

**Kids:** Yes, please?

**Arnold:** Yes, please?

**Professor Plimsoll:**

**Ozzy:** Same here, Professor Plimsoll.

**Professor Plimsoll:** I'm afraid not.

**Katy:** Can you imagine, a monkey hoovering the jungle.

**Caroline:** Or a tiger doing the cooking.

**Kizzi:** Or a snake watching the telly.

**All:** A gorilla washing his clothes?

Down in the jungle where nobody goes

There's a great big gorilla washing his clothes

With a rub-a-dub here and a rub-a-dub there

This is the way, he washes his clothes.

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-boo

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-boo

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-boo

That's the way he washes his clothes.

**Katy:** Now I wonder how a slippery snake washes his clothes.

Down in the jungle where nobody goes

There's a slippery snake washing his clothes

With a rub-a-dub here and a rub-a-dub there

That's the way he washes his clothes.

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-hiss

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-hiss

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-hiss

That's the way he washes his clothes.

**Dave:** Hey,

Down in the jungle where nobody goes

There's a great big crocodile washing his clothes

With a rub-a-dub here and a rub-a-dub there

This is the way he washes his clothes.

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-snap

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-snap

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-snap

That's the way he washes his clothes.

**Ozzy:** One more before we finish, let's do the elephant.

Down in the jungle where nobody goes

There's a great big elephant washing his clothes

With a rub-a-dub here and a rub-a-dub there

That's the way he washes his clothes.

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-bump

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-bump

Boom-boogie-boom-boogie-boogie-woogie-bump

That's the way he washes his clothes.

That's the way he washes his clothes.

**Professor Plimsoll:**

**Hooter:** Whoo-whoo and boom-boogie-bump, time to go.

**Professor Plimsoll:** Oh, yes and we have a plane to catch, Arnold.

**Arnold:** Let's hurry, bye everyone.

**All:** Goodbye.

**Ozzy:** And goodbye to you too. Thanks for joining us in the Fun Song Factory. See you later, alligator.

**All:** In a while, crocodile. Bye.

**Ozzy:** Bye.

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Opening (Original 1999 release) (with no trailer)

1. PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)
2. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012) (UK Pitched)
3. Macrovision logo (1997-2006)
4. Fun Song Factory intro
5. Start of Music (1998)

## Middle (Original 1999 release) (with no trailer)

1. End of Music (1998)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits
3. A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
4. for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent)
5. Fun Song Factory intro
6. Start of Creepy Crawlies (1998)

## Middle (Original 1999 release) (with no trailer)

1. End of Creepy Crawlies (1998)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits
3. A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
4. for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent)
5. Fun Song Factory intro
6. Start of Wild Animals (1998)

## Closing (Original 1999 release) (with no trailer)

1. End of Wild Animals (1998)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits
3. A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
4. for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent)
5. An Abbey Programme Produced for GMTV (silent) [short version]
6. PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)
7. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012) (UK Pitched)