Bruce Secretii/Quotes

* You know, seeing all of this racket reminds me of the good old days, when there were no custom events. Just your average vanilla simulator.
* That's a good question. I might just do that. The only complication is that coding is managed by Chris McLean. But I am sure he can take care of anything in a jiffy as long as something does not become "lost".
* Good. Because if you were hesitant, I would've had the other Secretiis attack you. It's part of my job being an HSP member...
* Oh... Did I make the decision already, Seth Rollins?
* What's the matter, can't treat those Secretiis fairly?!
* I want to send you to the Beach Cannon for this!
* That's fair. We've haven't thrown tantrums yet, so we're all-
* You mean to say, Lily had gone out on a journey without us?!
* Hey gals! Nice to take a break from the secret levels for once!
* Let me take at this! I know the real deal behind these cards...
* What the?! I am not invited to the party?! How dare you leave out the one Flower Secretii that could have all the knowledge about Necrozma?!
* Yoshi, Necrozma is basically the thing that sent the invitations to you. It designed the invitations to have design features similar to itself. Black. Refracts light. The Prism Star symbol on the back of the card.
* Anyways, I am not here to cause trouble like Necrozma assumed I would do. I just want to get a good look at The Blinding One.
* Basically, a long story short, Necrozma is also known as "The Blinding One", and if there was one thing I want to achieve as a person that knows a lot about Necrozma, it's to look at the form behind the nickname. It looks so amazing! It's basically a four-winged light dragon with multicolored eyes! That has to be so cool, right?! I just want a good look at it!
* Worry no more Necrozma! I, Bruce Secretii, have come in to save the day!
* I have collaborated with the other Secretiis and the people at the party to come up with a gift for Necrozma here! Since the Secretii job pays no money whatsoever, we had to organize some sort of donation box so that I had enough money to put together this gift! And now, the gift is coming to you. I hope you enjoy it.
* I swear if this gift is not enough to bring out The Blinding One, I am going to be so disappointed in myself...
* What did you do, Glitch?! You ruined the gift we all planned for Necrozma! It is about to go into Ultra Burst and it is all thanks to your stupid ass!
* Sorry about my language, Yoshi. But it had to be done. After all, Glitch did ruin our present...
* And... Necrozma is gone. Again.
* You have a point, sis. I think I kinda succeeded. Well, my gift did bring out The Blinding One, just not in the way I expected...
* Oh maaaaaaan! All I wanted to do was get a good look at The Blinding One and be in blissful awe over how beautiful and gorgeous it looks... but Glitch had to come by and make the transformation come about in horrific fashion!
* I cannot believe Lily and Yoshi fell for it that easily! All I had to do was pretend to be an Alolan Pokemon that would normally be so thirsty over The Blinding One! Glitch didn't deserve being chewed out, you know? Glitch is a Secretii! We must treat them like family.
* Actually! The real person at fault is Sam! If he arrived earlier, he could've prevented the Ultra Burst and thus Eevee and Pikachu wouldn't to face Ultra Necrozma! Sam is the leader of Code LTIB for a good reason!
* Yoshi, what's wrong? Another attack?
* Agreed. Yoshi, we're bringing you back to Pinna Park.
* Fine! Anything to please sis.
* Yoshi! Why did you crush Sam like that?!
* In that case, I shall take this back...