HaywireX

## EthanGuest

### Aliases

Fat Pat, Young Brett Keane, Thumbass, Box Boy, Pubeler, Pimpmunk's Cash-Cow, Cool Whip

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

***"I would make a great gay guy."***
- Ethan 2016

## Bio

The first sign that he is home is the low rumble of Taylor Swift from a boom box. As you descend into the basement you will be met by a line of pepperoni. Suddenly smoke and shame hits your nose as you stumble upon a dress that has been tossed carelessly aside. Your eyes will be assaulted by this blob of a man known as The Basement Dweller.

## Trivia

* Ethan has the greatest laugh in human history. No srsly.
* During his acting career he used to portray the androgynous character *Pat* on *Saturday Night Live,* he then went on to play that character's morbidly obese cousin *Fat Pat.*
* Improves the show when he leaves.
* Loves to run outside in underwear, while holding a butcher knife; yelling at the top of his lungs: "Where's the Chicken!?"
* Ethan has reprised his role as young Brett Keane on The Pimpmunk Show multiple times, leading the majority of fans to question what his motives are for doing so. Many believe that "Ethan" is in actuality a young Brett Keane who was brought from the past by the scamming indivijul Sketchy White Dude and his reptilian, Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, chem-trails spreading cabal, in an effort to jeopardize The Pimpmunk Show's success once "Ethan's" manatee metamorphosis has been completed. This plan's success is indeterminate at this point in time.
* According to Shayrah, Ethan has Kim Kardashian cheekbones.
* Dislikes D the Zombie.
* Smoked his own pubes.
* Once glued pubes to his face in various different styles including the Hitler stache which led to him being called Pubeler.
* More people want to suck Ho Burger's dick than his dick.
* Potentially Ho Burger's bitch.
* Will cut you if you fuck with his Newports.
* Is Uncle Jesse from Full House status about his hair.
* Is a lesbian.
* He is a god amongst mice, according to Pimpmunk.

## Quotes

* *"Where the fuck is my yarmulke?!"*
* *"I got Trivia up the ass"*
* *"There's always a back alley..."*
* *"Cum is better than cockroaches."*
* *"I could feed Africa with jizz, bro."*
* *"I at least want to look sexy when I'm getting fucked up!"*
* *"...I'm not a model, I'm a whore."*
* *"Fuck the Pimp-Oligarchy nigga!"*
* *"I'm not just a whore... I'm Pimp's whore"*
* *"...I'll probably just bring a sandwich and shit with me and chill with you."*
* *"Hey I'm HaywireX, and I have AIDS!"*
* *"Soymilk don't have titties! Get the fuck out!"*— Ethan's response to the option of soymilk
* *"I got no problem with shit crawling in my body."*
* *"Fucking alcoholics and their water."*
* *"I'm fucking dead bodies."*
* *"...I got a thick ass."*
* *"Do you want me to re-read your cock, your, your concoction again?"*— Ethan to Nerdy Bitch In Glasses on the drink she will be consuming during Pimpmunk's Philadelphia hangout
* "I'm Bigfoot's retarded cousin."
* *"Movies? Fuck movies, fuck TV. No, Breaking Bad, move over. Like, anal 1920s fisting is the new thing."*
* "*It aint no joke, I suck a mean dick nigga.*"

## Gallery

* Ethan with Snow Tony
* Nigger.pngSexiest thumb in town
* The Thumbass
* Ethan
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## List of Appearance(s)

1. For Sketchy And His Family
2. Episode 19
3. Just Talking & crazy E-Begging
4. Episode 21
5. The Pimpmunk Show After Show (A big Fucking Mess) (Episode 22's Aftershow)
6. Not A Pleasurable Experiences (Episode 23's Aftershow)
7. The wonderful World Of Fucked up
8. When it's Random
9. Tick Tock
10. Well Damn
11. Doing Drugs With Midgets
12. A moment Of Pimpmunk
13. The Here
14. When Crazy Meets cool
15. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
16. F\*\*K em That's why
17. The Clock Is Here
18. A break From The BullShit
19. No Reason To be Sane
20. Episode 33
21. Episode 35
22. Last of the Gayfer
23. We Do Stupid Now
24. Pimpmunk Vs Keemstar (Fuck Keemstar)
25. Oh shit
26. Death to Dee
27. Ethan Is Gay
28. Dp's Ben & PaulsEgo Jenny Mcdermott And many more
29. Mr Repzion Must Destroy All (Boobs)

## Links

* Youtube
* Twitter