Season4.5 Episode 9: The Purple One

It was a rope trick.

Nate continues to read from the magical book the Wolverines of Doom, Matt Rife inspires everyone, do we still have pictures of Jamie's dick?

## Episode Summary

Tom is a rudeass who loves takin' the piss. Drew is now into naughty humor. Nate continues to shine bright and reads from Wolverines of Doom! Join the ClayneCorps!

They watch the notorious Clayne yelling on set/suck this pussydick video from Variety. It never gets old.

They recount some of the great moments of the Lethal Weapon series. Little Rabbit.

About 13 minutes in, Nate reads the first chapter of Wolverines of Doom, and it's continues to be good.

Tom needs to get into contact with Jack Antonoff urgently, please if you know anyone or have any contact info, do not hesitate to DM Tom!

Drew needs anyone who has the Jamie Sweaty dick pick he fleeted to send it to him ASAP!

Fans of ClayneCast are famously referred to as Clayniacs and Clayniettes. A gender neutral term, Clayni-x, has been proposed. This episode, Drew introduces a new name for us, the ClayneCorps (Like the Marine Corps), but Tom and Nate get all upset about it and start shouting.

Nate denounces Josh Giddey.

They brainstorm some Ideas for the Dream land live show, and then recount the episode where Houdini, Doyle and Adelaide go to Canada.

At one point, Drew proposes that the three of them whip out their winkies and show them to each other.

Towards the end, Nate makes everyone pick the one holiday they are allowed to celebrate each year. Tom and Drew’s favorite is Christmas, Nate’s is Halloween. This leads them to heartily debate what is and isn’t a holiday.

### Video Watchalong

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### Show Recap

Poltergeists abound! They go to Canada this time. One of the supporting cast this episode is none other than Elias Toufexis, the voice actor of Adam Jensen in Deus Ex Human Revolutions. Then it's revealed that Adelaides husband is actually alive and he faked his death to avoid some anarchists killing him. She thought she saw him hanged, but it was a rope trick.

> "The trio travels to Canada to investigate a homicidal poltergeist, where they are joined by other paranormal experts, including Thomas Edison, who unveils his latest invention - the Necrophone - a device that can purportedly communicate with the dead."
> From wildabouthoudini.com
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### Host Ratings

**Episode 9 "Necromanteion" - Host ratings**
 Drew

## Notable quotes

### Nate

* “The Grinch isn’t real.”
* “Yeah, it’s an adult fantasy, yeah!” (about WoD)
* “They’re ungrateful little shits! That’s the thing, you spoil them, they become ungrea- guys, I’m pointing – you spoil them, they become ungrateful. You understand that?” (pointing at the other two hosts)
* “Guys, let’s get serious for a second.”
* "I'm protesting this year. I'm sitting out of all Chanukka events."
* “My presence is a present!”

### Drew

* “Oh! Mic drop!” (enchanted by Matt Rife)
* “I don’t have any 7 minute long Melonie Mac discord posts to read today.”
* “Oh, sexual situations?”
* "We're all hosts, we're all hosts."
* “*It’s bloody lovely!*”
* “I thought it was the killer. The killer killed it because it was proof, or something.”
* “I love women. I love Jewish women.”
* "As silly as it is to say that we're content creators; we are."

### Tom

* “I’ve been making cookies” (Barbie cookies!)
* “I love recording the episode, I’m not gonna lie. Do I love watching the episode of the television show? No.”
* “We’re gonna watch Racoons, I love Chomper Ninety-Four.”
* "Mister Priest...Mister Priest, we love you so much."
* "It's for Santa! We're all on our best behavior, so we don't get coal!"
* "It's Christmas, Nate. It's Christmas. This is our Christmas wish, to get us into contact with Jack Antonoff!"
* "I got a rope trick for the both of you, check this out."

## Wolverines of Doom

Last episode was just a sort of Prologue. It wasn’t chapter one, It was the first chapter. In Chapter one we find out more about the origin story of one of the heroes: **The Purple One**.

### Chapter 1: “...and I can fuck ‘til you’re speaking in tongues” - recap

The People of the North have the reputation to be the hardest working people in the CCU

Their Ancient scripture read: Work hard, play hard. And they did both!

After Painting Barns, Smashing rocks and paving Driveways, they would drink Ale and eat raw beef at local Ruth’s Chris.

The nights up north grew long and strange time warps happened, where suddenly your hours were all mixed up.

They had crazy fantasies and sexual situations.

The wildest of them was **the purple one** who, unsolicited, would brag about his sexcapades with his wife, both of them were nasty. And the purple one broadcast these all throughout the long.

He had magnificent hair that he often flaunted, and as soon as it caught a ladies attention or ire, he would flash his throbbing purple cock at them.

He boasted about once having a fling with a Pwincess from the East.

One day, as he was smashing rocks on the set of one of the Donkey Kings theatrical sets, he was hit by a stray cannonball landed next to the purple one and the stray shrapnel tore the top of his scalp clean off! He was left with but a rat-tail attached.

All this for a play that noted critic of the time Keith loves theatre called "If Shakespeare was kicked in the brain by a donkey, 8/10."

The Purple one swore revenge at the Donkey king for his eternal disfigurement, and donned a Bandana on his head to hide the lack of locks.

Unfortunately, this also lead to his wife becoming distant and their relationship began to crumble, only making love 8-10 times a week.

The Purple one would retire to his basement and workout, all the while plotting his revenge.

The White Witch and Blue Dream Catcher had chosen him because this had made him so strong.

Further, he could see in the dark! Which helped in the dark north and in the sack. But over time, his vision faded, and everything became blurry as if looking through a smudged lense. But he thought it looked cool and artistic.

One day, he saw a white hawk chasing a small blue bunny, and for some reason told his Dog to go get it. But the Dog was so old and just coughed and lied down. Angrily, the Purple one rushed over to where he saw the hawk. But upon seeing the cute blue bunny, he was conked over the head!

He had a magical dream of the future where everything was very different, but eerily similar to his life. He had a glimpse of himself finding a magical box that allowed him to talk to many people across the CCU at once, which made him super confident and sending dick pics to many women. But suddenly, the dream turned into a nightmare, where King Lingle had banned dick picks that where deemed woke, and the Donkey King was back pushing cans of Hard AF ale. But, during the Donkey Kings speech on the box, he saw the director of the play who was responsible for his misery (the accident).

Then, he regained consciousness, and heard someone ask him if he was gonna fuck them or not. A white oaf stood over him, but someone else ordered the oaf away. Then three mysterious and well spoken heroes approached him and introduced themselves as Shrimpy N, Simpy D and Wimpy T.

Together with the White Witch and Blue Dreamcatcher, they told him about their special mission, and after a bit of a fuss, he agreed to join them in exchange for telling him where the Director of the play was that caused his disfigurement.

## Trivia

Your social media is your Art. Never Stop Posting.

Houdini was born March 24, 1874 and Thomas Alva Edison was born on February 11th, 1847 which can easily be mixed up.

As stated last episode's page, The word "Necromanteion" is pronounced as "Ne-kro-man-tay-on."

In Canada, it’s only a Holiday if you get the day off.

They may have talked about elf on a shelf in the past, one of them definitely said they are "rocking with the elf".

## Get to know your Host(s)

Nate has never Dropped a Mic because that would be rude. And it's not because he's so smol that the mic is already on the floor so it can't be dropped.

Nate's Christmas rule is: Don't get him a gift and he won't get you a gift, and you'll both be happy that you don't have to get each other a gift.

Tom is an expert baker and gives his friends trays of cookies ON TOP of all the gifts he gets them.

Tom and Drew love J. Cole (See Clayne Fore-Casting section below).

Drew and Nate are mutuals with Santa (@PeaceAndSanta10) and are all up in those DMs.

Drew went to Catholic school.

## Locker Room Talk

Was supposed to be recorded the day this episode was released (one day after recording) but Nate got the Flu or Sick and they had to cancel.

## Freaky Figures

First episode of Season 4.5 to be over an hour (but just barely, by 9 seconds)

This Podcast has been going on for 802 days or 2 years, 2 months, 11 days at the time of this episodes recording, but who's counting.

Around 42 minutes into the episode, we hear Duck.

## Clayne Fore-Casting

They’re 100% doing the Lethal Weapon rewatch after Houdini & Doyle.

There will be a 3-hour episode of ClayneCast LIVE from Dreamville, the J. Cole festival, and it’s gonna go mainstream. They will hire a food truck that'll be serving large plates of Hush. The show will consist of them reading parts or the entirety of Wolverines of Doom.

Wolverines of Doom will be a fully fledged E-Book that will be released on Patreon. It will be about 15 chapters and might be recorded as an Audio book.

The hosts are going to watch Sherlock next, and also videos of Sherlocks.