Kevin Alliance

*"Hey, your name's Kevin, right?"
"Yep, my name's Kevin."
"Then I say we form an alliance, let's bring in Tanner and Tanner2 as well!"*
―Kevin and Kevin[src]
The **Kevin Alliance** was an unofficial *BFLBI* team created by the Kevin of *Nerd Or Noob* and the Kevin of The All during the *Battle for BFLBI* initiative. The team resorted to farming as an attempt to survive the competition's deadly stakes, but the alliance members would end up betraying one another following the unexpected death of Tanner.

## History

### Establishment

*"Alright, so what's our strategy here?"
"Oh boy, we're gonna start a farm and survive!"
"Sounds good to me!"*
―Kevin, Kevin and Tanner[src]

Outside a bathroom in the fields of Goiky, the Kevin of *Nerd Or Noob* discovered of another person who had the same name as him. Asking if his name was indeed Kevin for correction, Kevin became surprised to learn that it was, and suggested that they formed an alliance. *BFLBI* Kevin became intrigued by that idea and *Nerd Or Noob* Kevin brought on board Tanner and Tanner2 to be part of the alliance as well. *Nerd Or Noob* Kevin also decided to bring his friend Bob into the alliance, highlighting the fact he was born and raised in Alabama. The group were then approached by Lerry, who asked if he could join them, stating to be a humble Welshman, and *Nerd Or Noob* Kevin decided to accept Lerry as part of the alliance.

### Sweet Farming Lifestyle

*"What the heck are you guys doing?"
"Starting a farm."
"Crops."
"Banana tree."
"Truck."*
―Barry, Kevin, Bob, Lerry and Tanner2[src]

With the Kevin Alliance thriving with six members, *BFLBI* Kevin asked *Nerd Or Noob* Kevin what their strategy was, so Kevin told the men that they were going to start a farm in order to survive the game show's deadly challenge. Tanner became highly on board with this idea, so the five Americans and the Welshman started growing multiple crops and banana trees right outside the bathroom they were standing in front of when they first created their team. The group prioritized their farm and even at one point painted the nearby bathroom red to pose as a regular barn. Meanwhile, Tanner2 stole the Shrekbusters Truck and brought it back to the farm.

### Harassing Barry and Camezii

*"Starting a farm, eh? Well, for just pennies and payments of $2999, you could by my-"
"OH MY LORD nobody cares about your stupid overpriced merchandise! You're always trying to sell some random bullcrap on a Tuesday morning! Y'know what? I'm gonna press CTRL, ALT DELETE ON YOUR AdSense ACCOUNT!"
"What?"
"No more ads for you, you- dumb, dumb idiot free pass furry-lookin' ass!"*
―Barry and Kevin[src]

The Kevin Alliance were approached by Barry, who became mindful about the farm and how profitable it was. Desiring to make a sale, Barry tried to sell something to the group for $1599.99, but *Nerd Or Noob* Kevin interrupted him, and started going on a rant, targeting Barry for his blatant advertisings of highly-expensive products, and threatened to delete his Google AdSense account. Physically and mentally affected by Kevin's threating, Barry exploded to death, much to Kevin's satisfaction. Observing Barry's death, Lerry screamed and told the group that he was going to go get the farm's "tractor". Lerry then left, with Tanner telling him that the tractor was in a nearby shed, next to some dead bodies.

The Kevin Alliance members suddenly had their attention drawn to Camezii, who fell from the sky to tell the men that he found a calculator lying on the ground, and started dividing it by zero like a psychopath. However, the constant dividing ultimately led Camezii to be sent to The Void. *BFLBI* Kevin called Camezii out for being an idiot, but Tanner warned him to not insult his friend, reminding Kevin that he could easily disqualify him form the competition since he was the host. Noticing how long the movie was getting, he began thinking about disqualifying Kevin right at that moment.

### Tanner's Unfortunate Death

*"You killed Tanner! Now what are we supposed to do?"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh no! He's right! If Tanner's dead then that means he won't be able to give us The Power of Tanner!"
"So that means we're just battling for... NOTHING?"*
―Kevin, Lerry, Mark and Chris[src]

While Tanner was arguing with *BFLBI* Kevin, Lerry returned to the farm, driving the Lerrymobile over to where the crops were. However, oblivious to the people in front of him, Lerry accidentally ran over both Tanner and Bob, resulting in their deaths and their icons to be scratched off the Elimination Table. The remaining members of the Kevin Alliance became shocked by Tanner's death, and *BFLBI* Kevin asked Lerry what they were supposed to do now. Chris and Mark then came into the scene to realize that with Tanner now dead, he wouldn't be able to give them The Power of Tanner like he promised, and Chris began questioning if that meant they were now battling for nothing. Tanner's death would later result in him to be erased from existence, and have him replaced by Hunter as one of the main four members of *The Incredible Crew*.

### Kevin's Desolation

*"JEEZ LUIS, KEVIN! YOU JUST MURDERED THAT POOR MONKEY! Heh, that's pretty funny man."
"I'LL MURDER YOU!!!!"
"WHAT DID I DO!?"*
―Kevin and Kevin[src]

While the Kevin Alliance members mourned over Tanner's death the most, *Nerd Or Noob* Kevin expressed more trauma over the death of Bob, and went through an immense depression. Lerry put on a Troll Face mask and asked Kevin if he had a problem. However, enraged that Lerry killed Bob, Kevin betrayed him and murdered him in an act of vengeance.

*BFLBI* Kevin reacted in shock as *Nerd Or Noob* Kevin abruptly had Lerry killed, and called him out for his murder. However, *Nerd Or Noob* Kevin turned around and threatened that he would murder *BFLBI* Kevin as well. Confused and concerned, *BFLBI* Kevin asked his name twin what did he ever do, but he didn't get an answer as *Nerd Or Noob* Kevin punched him to the ground and brutally murdered him. He then observed Kevin's dead corpse, and said that the "town" isn't big enough for two Kevins.

### Aftermath

Due to Kevin having murdered most of the Kevin Alliance's members, the unofficial team quickly fell into obscurity. Despite the alliance's fall, Kevin and Tanner2 were still active within the competition. However, Tanner2 would later be killed by VCM, and Kevin would later be erased from existence by Kcaj.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 *Battle for BFLBI: The Power of Tanner*