Transformers Ü

Listen. Transformers is one of my favorite franchises. I saw all the movies and I thought I could just go see them all again, but I’m not made of money.

I looked up the movie on one of those streaming sites, and I found all of them, but there was another movie that…. Shouldn’t have existed.

The film’s title was “Transformers Ü”.

I guess you were supposed to pronounce it like Transformers You", but the letter U had those weird fuckin' dots over it, so I wasn’t sure if that was supposed to be a creepy-ass grin or a letter u. I clicked on the film anyway.

The Universal Studios opening then started playing, but a massive dark xiibuss took the logo and began laughing and saying

“MINE ALL MINE.”

Before the title “TRANSFORMERS” appeared in front of a black screen.

I almost jumped into the fucking air in shock when the film opened on some terrible and raspy cover of the Transformers theme song, mixed with pieces of metal hitting each other and someone with Garfield's voice and with an italian accent making dubstep, as the camera overlooked a car cementery, showing someone with a tow truck, piling up multiple destroyed cars, forming a T-Posing transformer as he said with an ear-bleeding voice "TRANSFORMERS ARE THE SHITEEEHHHH!!!"

***WWWHHHAATTT THE HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLL?!?!?!?!***

Suddenly, Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks appeared on top of the piled cars, but it was a realistic squirrel with his clothes. He began jumping on the pile untill it fell down, followed by someone screaming "ALLLVIIIINNNN!"

We then see Optimus fucking Prime playing Sonic Mania when Mighty and Ray came out of his computer.

But suddenly, Henry fucking Albatross from GarfieldFan1997's Funnypastas appeared out of nowhere, whipping out a fucking molotov and throwing it at Mighty, Ray and Optimus Prime, setting on fire the place they were in. Mighty and Ray came back to life and escaped.

We then see, I shit you not, fucking Truccus. He was rising out of a vat of oil while most of the upbeats were there watching him do that. And they were animated in their original style.

”Greetings, your upbeatness” Tomshrumm said.

Suddenly, Homer fucking Simpson appeared, riding Optimus Prime. He was animated.

"You fuckers are done for" he said.

”SHIT, ATTACK!” Truccus said.

Homer got out of the truck and Optimus Prime transformed into his robot form, kicking the upbeats around.

Suddenly, the Teen Titans appeared, but they were the TTG version, and they were animated instead of having a live-action look.

They took Truccus and escaped through a portal Raven summoned.

Homer tried to catch them but when the portal closed it cut his arm.

"FUUUUCKKK!" Homer screamed in pain, as his arm bleeded a lot.

Out of fucking nowhere, Mario the plumber appeared, giving homer a mushroom that healed his arm.

Ok, what I was watching?

We then see Truccus thanking the Titans.

“Oh yeah, saviors! I think I like you now!” said Truccus.

"Wanna join us?" Robin offered.

"Heck yeah!" Truccus said.

We suddenly cut back to the other upbeats. They were looking at a big screen playing Optimus wreaking absolute havoc.

”We gotta stop him!” Said Turntisc.

”eh, I can lead you there” Xiibuss said, as he summoned a portal and everyone went through it.

We see Optimus calling fucking… Zurg from Toy Story.

“Did you get him?” Zurg said.

“No, master.” Optimus said.

I was confused at this point. Why the fuck was Optimus working for Zurg?

suddenly, the other upbeat monsters BURST through the ground as Optimus ended the call.

We see Mr.Poa-

What The Fuck?

(W.I.P)