The Random Skits Show and real life

**Note: This is inspired by the article on Happy Tree Friends Wiki of a similar name.**

## Shadow

* Despite Simba dying 5 years ago, Shadow still hasn’t gotten over his loss and imagines him still being around. Realistically, she would have gotten over his loss long ago.
* In Shadow and the Eevee, she adopts Eevee just because she wants to. In real life, a guardian would have to sign a permission slip for her to adopt a wild animal, and the Eevee would have to be tamed soon after taking it in.
* In Hammock Panic, she kills the alien by cutting his hip in half. In real life, the scissors would not even be able to cut through the skin.
* In Monika and Shadow Enter a Sing-a-Thon, the description reveals she saw a decomposing skeleton on r/50/50. If this were in real life, either Pluto or Tiger Fine would have set up parental filters on all accessible devices so that she wouldn’t see such gruesome content. This type of caretaking could get Shadow taken away to another place.

## Southern

* In The Forbidden Tape, he doesn’t arrest Pluto for watching illegal footage.
* In Jersey Idol 2, he is shown to not care about the game show, so much as to bring a book. Game show hosts are allowed to dislike the show off the screen, but not on the screen.
* In The Simp Problem (reskit), he doesn’t arrest Erin for what is considered an electric-chair-worthy crime.

## Chill

* In Pluto and Caterpillar’s Ultimate Argument, he beats Caterpillar with a book for getting on his nerves. In real life, this would atleast get Chill suspended for s lengthy amount of time.
* In The Simp Problem (reskit), he doesn’t arrest Erin for what is considered an electric-chair-worthy crime.
* In Monika and Shadow Enter a Sing-a-Thon, he is shown being drunk on the job. Cops are only allowed to be drunk when on sick report, and must be on guard during duty, so not only could this get Chill fired, but arrested even.
* In Revenge of the Imprisoned (reskit), he frees Dukey without a court case. This could easily get him fired for such behavior.

## Caterpillar

* Due to his common assaults on people, he should be arrested by now.
* In The Simp Problem (reskit), it’s revealed that he tested positive for COVID-19, but he thought he tested positive for being positively rad. In real life, he would be completely aware he had tested positive for a virus, as he would have had to schedule an appointment, and there would be signs and letters saying the name of a virus.

## Eevee

* She is able to learn to speak words very easily, when in real life she would not even be able to slightly say the words.
* In I FOUND THE RANDOM SKITS SHOW AT 3AM! (GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBAIT), she attempts to draw a self portrait of herself. In real life, she would not understand the concept of drawing, at the very least not being able to draw.

## Monika

* In A New Threat, she defeats Polyester during the end of the episode by kicking him. A five-year-old would not be able to hurt someone to such an extent with a single kick.

## Tyke

* In Tyke’s Flowers and its reskit, Tyke refuses to pay Kyle. If he had done this in real life, he would have been arrested.
* He brings his newborn son Sunnev on his CIA missions, which is child endangerment and would get Sunnev taken away.

## Kyle

* In Pluto’s Blanket and its reskit, he steals a blanket from Mason and Milo. We are meant to presume Mason, Milo, and the blanket were in the house at the same time, so Kyle would have been stopped by the two before he got out the door.
* In Kyle’s Suicide, he dies by jumping off a car. In real life, he would sustain minor injuries and not even have to go to the hospital.

## Polyester

* In Poly’s Powerfan, he literally blows people away with his fan, but is barely affected by the apparently ultra-strong breeze. Since others are blown away by the fan, he should not be invincible to the fan’s effects.

## Goomba

* In The Memorial Day Special, he is seen amongst the crowd, but secured in a tub so he doesn’t hurt anyone. Firstly, this type of containment is very lax as he could easily kick the tub off. Secondly, there are no signs of holes in the tub, which is life-threatening. And third, criminals are not allowed to attend memorial services.
* In Goomba’s Second Revenge, he dies from being stabbed in the eye. Yes, it would hurt a whole lot, but it wouldn’t be enough to kill somebody.

## Mario

* In Goomba Gets Arrested, he gets beaten to death. He would be able to survive the type of hits Goomba delivered, and would merely have a bruise or two.

## Phil

* It is mentioned in Sueto that he had been sued for his violent and disturbing ads before, but doesn’t get arrested. If someone were to broadcast murder on YouTube, they would get arrested.
* Starting with Terrible Teaching, he is able to escape jail without breaking a sweat because he has “the power of Simply Sitar, brothas!”, and starting with Monika and Shadow Enter a Sing-a-Thon, the fact that Simply Guitar (what Simply Sitar parodies) mentioned SS in one of their ads gives him god-like powers. Having your company mentioned by an inspiring company shouldn’t give you god-like powers, and the power of Simply Sitar should have died out when the app was shut down by the police.

## Pikachu

* In Pluto Goes to Court, he frees Tiger Fine for murder without any consequences. In real life, a judge would atleast have to assign a murderer cleaning litter from the side of the road, so Pikachu would be fired.
* In The Battle for the Wanted Written Hill, he ends the court case early because he thinks the subject is stupid. The judge would have to assign a verdict before doing such.

## Brish Boy

* In The Battle for the Wanted Written Hill, he sets up a court case for him to get Shadow’s drawing. In real life, this wouldn’t even get past the request for such a case.