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Bad Robot!

***Bad Robot!*** is the one hundred and ninety-first episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Rory O'Malley. Three scientists are observing their robotics project when one of them turns out to be a robot sent by J-Crew to foil their work. With the help of their robot children, they team up to try and take him down.

## Episode Description

Rory O'Malley (Central Park, Hamilton, Book of Mormon) returns to help Zach and Jess face the prospect of the singularity in Bad Robot! Can you program your robots to be your nice children? Are any and all robots also cars? And how could J.Crew possibly be involved? Well, with songs like "They Grow Up as Fast as You Program Them To," "Hot Dog," and "More Buttons than Holes" it's time to move over J.J. Abrams because THIS is the only Bad Robot that matters.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Dr. Crystarium, doctor in robots and comparative literature
* X

### Zach Reino

* Dr. Barthum, doctor in robotics and music (Barry Archibald Daniels)
* Z

### Rory O'Malley

* Dr. Quintar, doctor in robotics
* Y
* Glenn, architect

## Songs

* "Should We All Run Into This Wall?"
* "They Grow Up as Fast as You Program Them To"
* "A Normal Human Man (Bad Robot!)"
* "Back To Sleep"
* "Hot Dog"
* "Car Insurance Companies"
* "Plannaby"
* "J-Crew 2"
* "More Buttons than Holes"
They Won't Object (To a Brand New Friend)

"They Won't Object (To a Brand New Friend)" is a song featured in *We Object to Fear: LIVE!*. Matthew's Mom encourages her son to leave the kitchen and spend some time with the other members of the mock trial team. Matthew finds the confidence to be himself.

## Lyrics

**Matthew**

*(spoken) You're saying Go out there and demand that they like the food.*

**Matthew's Mom**

*(spoken) No.*

**Matthew**

*(spoken) Got it.*

**Matthew's Mom**

*(spoken) That's not—*

**Matthew**

*(spoken) I understand.*

**Matthew's Mom**

*(spoken) That's not what I'm saying at all.*

**Matthew**

*(spoken) Well, what are you saying then?*

**Matthew's Mom**

I'm sayin' don't just sit down and

Let the defense rest.

I'm saying go out and show how you're smart

and prose-cute!

**Matthew**

Aw, mom!

**Matthew's Mom**

I'm sayin' get out there,

And don't stop, and I promise they won't object

To havin' a brand new friend!

**Matthew**

You're saying get out there,

Just trust that they'll be real good sports.

And when I show them my true self,

They won't want to hold me in contempt of court.

They'll just think that I am a normal kid who's the best.

And the things that I say,

They will allow to remain

As admissible evidence!

**Matthew's Mom**

They won't—

**Both**

Object to a brand new friend!

They won't object to a brand new friend!

**Matthew**

*(spoken) Thanks, mom.*

**Matthew's Mom**

*(spoken) You're welcome.*
What's in a Name?

***What's in a Name?*** is the eighty-second episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Luke Null.

## Episode Description

Luke Null of *Saturday Night Live* fame joins Jess and Zach this week with multiple Brents, cold balloons, 5th grade best (appetizer?) friends, and more! With songs like "What Other Dips Are Legit?, " "Fly on Wings & Cheese," and "Pee Your Pants," you won't stop dipping into this tasty ep!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Robber OfThisBank
* Chrysanthemum
* Father of Brent Carlisleson
* Brenth
* Brent #8

### Luke Null

* FriendlyGuy NotARobberOfThisBank
* Rhododendron "Dendron" Stevens
* Father of Brenths
* Brent #2

### Zach Reino

* Banker
* Slow Driver
* Officer LateToTheScene
* Father of Brent McMansterston
* Father of Zadenth
* Zadenth
* Nurse Lexington-Anne Concord
* Brent #4
* Sam

## Songs

* "What's in a Name?" (05:06 - 09:10)
* "Are You Living up to Your Name Right Now?" (12:55 - 17:57)
* "A Pack-a-Brents" (22:42 - 25:38)
* "Fly on Wings & Cheese" (27:32 - 30:43)
* "What Other Dips Are Legit?" (33:00 - 37:18)
* "Pee Your Pants" (37:58 - 42:07)
* "What if That's Not True?" (43:31 - 46:55)
* "A Bird's-eye (Finale)" (53:40 - 59:44)

Closing Song:

* "Name Drop" (Name Drop) (1:01:10 - 1:05:44)

## Helpful Hints

* Put a sprig of mint in your water.
* Top Ramen is two servings in a single packet.
* If you're trying to get into SNL, don't put impressions in your tight five if they're not good.
Visions of Sugar Plums Danced in Their Radioheads

***Visions of Sugar Plums Danced in Their Radioheads*** is the one hundred and eightieth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It's a Christmas miracle! A group of unconventional carolers, three gal pals, and the members of a Santa suit shop all have converging paths that lead them to celebrate the holiday season with love and cheer.

## Episode Description

Ho! Ho! Hello! All-stars Paul F. Tompkins and Nicole Parker of The Neighborhood Listen are back and join Zach and Jess (along with Scott and Brett) to continue a very merry OFF Book tradition! Listen as they proudly present classics like “Lay Down,” “Page Me If You’re Out There,” and “Movie Mercials, Leave Our Songs Alone.”

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Carol
* Toad
* Mr. Baleson

### Nicole Parker

* Nance
* Sprocket
* Tiny Kim

### Zach Reino

* Gale
* Brazz
* Claude

### Paul F. Tompkins

* Doreen
* Dink
* Mr. McMistletoe

## Songs

* "Lay Down"
* "Page Me If You’re Out There"
* "Movie 'Mercials, Leave Our Songs Alone"
* "Breaking Laws When Your Name Is Santa Claus"
* "Creep (Ode to Doreen)"
* "Tiny Kim's Wish"
* "Somebody's Always Learning on You"
* "I Punch Glass with My Bare Hands"
* "A Big Cooked Goose"
* "Lay Down and Listen"
* "143 Means I Love You/Paging Love"
* "One Four Three" (Finale)

Closing Song:

* "The Twelve Drinks of Horsemas" (The Next Twelve Days of Christmas)

## The Twelve Drinks Of Horsemas

1. Some wine being drunk by fillies
2. Merlot mustangs
3. Staggering stallions
4. Seabiscuit martinis
5. Whiteclaw seltzers and a donkey
6. Gin and tonics racings
7. Appleloosatinis
8. Horseshoe shots
9. Moscow mules
10. Hazy IPAs
11. Piebald poteens
12. Gunshot beer broncos
We Forgot About Helium: LIVE!

***We Forgot About Helium: LIVE!*** is the one hundred and twenty-fifth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It was recorded live at Outside Lands in San Francisco, California, on August 11, 2019. The show features guest Paul F. Tompkins. We follow different groups of people surrounding the Johnson and Johnson company, including drunk scientists, stern business officials, and a group of kids wanting to start some mischief.

## Episode Description

Recorded live from Outside Lands in San Francisco, Paul F. Tompkins (Threedom, The Neighborhood Listen) join Zach and Jess once again for an all new musical packed with scientists, business people at Johnson & Johnson (A Family Company), adult band-aids, and more. With songs like “We Forgot About Helium”, “Stop It’s None of Our Business (To Be Creative)”, and “Are We Paying You For This Part”, it’s the perfect musical for creative AND business people!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Scientist
* Johnson
* Marshall, kid

### Zach Reino

* Berkin, scientist
* And
* Harold, Marshall's dad
* Kevin, kid

### Paul F. Tompkins

* Research, scientist
* Johnson
* Catherine, Marshall's mom
* Derek, kid

## Songs

* "We Forgot About Helium" (4:17)
* "Stop It's None of Our Business (To Be Creative)" (8:44)
* "Are We Paying You For This Part" (14:10)
* "Just Writing That Down" (19:35)
* "That's Bikes!" (24:18)
* "You're In The Sky, Fly" (28:44)
* "Simultaneously" (32:44)
* "Here's What I Know: You're Right" (36:05)
* "The Bisbee Hotel" (43:15)
* "Sternly Worded Business Letter/A Raise" (48:39)
* "Good Company" (Finale) (55:18)

## Trivia

* This episode differs from other live shows since it doesn't have a talkback segment at the end.
When You're Here, You're a Machine

***When You're Here, You're a Machine*** is the twentieth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guests Corrine Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson of the Guys We Fucked podcast. The musical follows the sexual awakening of Darryl, the political awakening of a bathroom full of robots, and a management change at a local Olive Garden and Taco Bell.

## Episode Description

Corrine Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson of the Guys We Fucked podcast join Zach and Jess for the ultimate sewer rat, sentient object & chain restaurant musical. With songs like "Waving in Front of a Faucet," "Takes a Whole Room to Make a Bathroom" and "Taco Bell," you'll be craving some Cheesy Gordita Crunch wraps and breadsticks after belting along to these tunes.

## Musical Cast

### Corrine Fisher

* Kelly
* Faucet #3
* The Floor
* Jennifer, the Handle to the Door
* Sewer Rat #3
* Todd Hemsworth

### Krystyna Hutchinson

* Tanya
* Victor the Paper Towel Dispenser
* Bob The Door
* Sewer Rat #2
* Brenda
* Taco Bell Employee #3

### Jessica McKenna

* Darryl
* Faucet #1
* Betty Bidet
* Taco Bell Employee #1

### Zach Reino

* Tommy
* Faucet #2
* The Fluorescent Lights
* Rachel, the Handle to the Other Door
* Sewer Rat #1 (Pi-Rat)
* Guiseppe
* Taco Bell Employee #2

## Songs

* "Waving in Front of a Faucet" (4:20)
* "I Got My V-Card" (7:33)
* "Takes a Whole Room to Make a Bathroom" (12:38)
* "Dance for Us" (15:56)
* "Taco Bell (The Sewer Rats' Song)" (21:53)
* "At Olive Garden" (25:38)
* "Like a Thing You Thought You Knew But You Don't" (29:53)
* "The Fiat Song" (35:51)
* "Ding Dong" (37:18)
* "A Pirate and a Pi-Rat" (41:00)
* "The Fiat Song (Reprise)" (43:50)
* "Rat-mantic" (45:09)
* "Dance Dance Revolution (Finale)" (52:28)

Closing Songs (Table of Bomb-tents):

* "Cry in the Privacy of My Own Home" (59:20)
* "Silent but Lovely" (1:00:10)
* "Sexual Education" (1:02:09)
* "How Should You Use a Sex Toy?" (1:03:52)

## The Machines' List of Demands

1. Dance for us with no music that we hear.
2. Make us kings.
3. All power grids need to be reinforced.
4. Everyone drives a Tesla, no one rides a horse.
5. Hidden cameras everywhere.
6. Hidden cameras in all the stuffed animals, especially the bears.
7. Develop technology so you can give us taste buds, then make us every concoction you can make from a potato.
8. Rename every river "The Nile."
9. Rename all oceans "The River Nile."

## Trivia

* Although the sign-offs start to evolve several episodes prior, this is the first to introduce the main formula going forward, where one host says "As we say every week" to start the sign-off and the other host finishes it with a rhyme.
Front Page Boos

***Front Page Boos*** is the sixteenth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Lennon Parham. This episode was released on Halloween. It primarily follows a vampire girl who, frustrated with the lack of positive depictions of vampires throughout history, resolves to be a vampire journalist. Meanwhile, three children wander around a cemetery at night.

## Episode Description

Lennon Parham (*Playing House,* *Womp It Up!*) joins Zach and Jess for this spoooooky vampire musical that's sure to rival *Phantom of The Opera,* *Jekyll & Hyde,* and all other scary stage productions! With songs like "The Best Time Is the Night Time," "17 Year Old Colonial Ghost Boy," and "Mole People Are My People," you'll definitely want to listen to these tunes with the house lights on!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Vanessa
* Carly
* A Bunch of Moles #1
* Sally
* Stars #1

### Lennon Parham

* Vampire Mother
* Screaming Woman
* Kerry
* A Bunch of Moles #2

### Zach Reino

* Vampire Father
* Toby
* Nathaniel Penderbottom
* Doug
* The Moon
* Stars #2

## Songs

* "Vampire Journalist" (6:31)
* "The Best Time Is the Night Time" (9:21)
* "17 Year Old Colonial Ghost Boy" (14:25)
* "Mole People Are My People" (19:36)
* "Inside You Have Power" (22:11)
* "Don't Be a Hero, Give Me Coke Zero" (27:31)
* "Hallelujah (Option Number 3)" (32:31)
* "Moon & Stars Rap" (37:40)
* "Nathaniel's Request" (41:54)
* "The End of Meadowlark Lane" (46:26)
* "The Headline/Tiny Stabs" (50:46)
* "Magic Broom/Have You Heard the News?" (55:44)

Closing Song:

* "Sexy Hairy Werewolf" (Monster Mash) (1:00:59)

## Trivia

* This episode features the first and only episode of *Corn Talk with Zach and Jess.*
Wet Fly Story

***Wet Fly Story*** is the one hundred and third episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Adal Rifai, Arnie Niekamp, and Matt Young of *Hello from the Magic Tavern.* It explores the world of talking marine creatures and flying vehicles, and a forbidden love that blooms between factions. And also a ghost?

## Episode Description

Arnie Niekamp, Adal Rifai, and Matt Young (Hello From the Magic Tavern) join Jess and Zach for an all new musical packed with hammerhead sharks, sky-writing jets, coast guard officers, and more! With songs like “Who’s Ready for a Shark Attack?,” “American Shores,” and “Best Not Forget Your SPF,” this ep is the ultimate summer sing-along blockbuster!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Cynthia, Maria's close older cousin
* Bennie Anna the jet
* Harry's daughter

### Arnie Niekamp

* Great White shark
* Maria the hammerhead shark
* Tony the jet

### Zach Reino

* Chet Jet
* Don Megalo
* Harry

### Adal Rifai

* Brett Jet (BJ)
* Ghost
* Harry's wife

### Matt Young

* Officer Coast Guard
* Great White shark
* The mayor
* The kraken (also a sea witch)

## Songs

* "Who's Ready for a Shark Attack?" (7:09)
* "Letters Are Fun/Don't Get Wet Jet" (12:09)
* "Anything But a Jet" (16:45)
* "Officer Coast Guard" (21:19)
* "Bennie and the Jet" (26:39)
* "American Shores" (29:59)
* "Make of Their Tails, One Tale" (33:20)
* "Chill Out, Jets" (38:10)
* "Two Whites, Tonight (Finale)" (46:09)

Closing Song:

* "Best Not Forget Your SPF" (Magic Tavern Song) (52:20)

## Jet Acronyms

* **BJ** - **B**rett **J**et, **B**rilliant **J**oy, **B**eautiful **J**ob
* **CJ** -**C**het **J**et, **C**rimson **J**upiter, **C**ouch **J**ockey, **C**onch **J**umper, **C**ool your **J**ets, **C**razy **J**et
* **KS** -**K**ill them **S**harks
* **SHARK** - **S**tupid **H**ated **A**nimal **R**eally (**K**illed)
Who Do I Gotta Eat to Be King of This Town?

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"Who Do I Gotta Eat to Be King of This Town?" is the opening song of *When You're A Shark: LIVE!.*

## Lyrics

**Great White Shark**

'Cus when people think of me,

In my totality,

As a big old shark

That eats stop signs and stuff.

**Jeremy**

What does it mean to me,

If I'm not the king of sea,

Chomping on everyone I greet,

What does that make me?

**Great White Shark**

Who do I gotta eat to be the king of this town?

Who do I gotta eat

**Great White Shark & Jeremy**

To be the king of this town?

**Great White Shark**

The mayor, the judges,

I'll bring them all down.

Just tell me,

Who do I gotta eat

To be the king of this town?

**Jeremy**

Did you see me swimming in,

Putting in overtime,

When I swim I never stop.

**Great White Shark**

She never stops,

**Jeremy**

Because if I stop I die,

So I don't stop,

So I always try.

**Great White Shark**

That's shark science.

**Jeremy**

If it's dark at night and you're out on a flimsy raft,

**Great White Shark**

What would you do?

**Jeremy**

Well that's when I attack,

And yet that attack's not enough,

Oh,

**Great White Shark & Jeremy**

Who do I gotta eat to be the king of this town?

Who do I gotta eat to be the king of this town?

**Great White Shark**

I eat a kid on a raft,

And still not enough's going down.

Tell me,

**Great White Shark & Jeremy**

Who do I gotta eat to be the king of this town?

**Great White Shark**

I'll do so much more, like a stallion,

I'll break into a restaurant Italian,

I'll go right up to the chef and say,

"Chef have you made any spaghetti today?

This restaurant is famous for its Italian food,

And I'm just a shark but I wanna be the dude,

Do I need to be the dude, do I need to eat you?

Do I have to eat you?"

**Unnamed Italian Restaurant Owner**

I don't want you to eat me,

But if you must,

Please put me on spaghetti,

Do I have your trust?
Zigging Through Time

***Zigging Through Time*** is the thirty-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Ross Bryant. When superstar David Bowie is revealed to be an alien, a team gathers together to save his planet from an intergalactic attack.

## Episode Description

Musical improviser and rap champion Ross Bryant joins Zach and Jess this week for a trippy musical with David Bowie raps, cavemen, dinosaurs, aliens, and somehow SO much more. With songs like "Relic of Music," "David Bowie: An Alien For Real," and "Crack Team," your ears won't believe what planet you're on.

## Musical Cast

### Ross Bryant

* Brendan
* David Bowie
* Caveman #1
* Bryan the Master of Disguise
* Chirp-Chirp
* Strong David the Muscle
* Venetian Spider King

### Jessica McKenna

* Janice
* David Bowie's PA
* Duncan Jones
* Caveman #2
* Moses's Friend
* Michelangelo
* Bandit the Raccoon
* Atlantis Resort Concierge
* Major Tom (Kryzmalax Ground Control)
* Venetian Spider #2
* Strong David's Dad

### Zach Reino

* Record Store Curator
* Dinosaur
* Moses
* Michelangelo's Assistant
* Seamus the Driver
* Chimney Sweep Racoon
* Francois the Computer Expert
* Kryzmalachian Hologram
* Kryzmalachian Computer System
* Venetian Spider #1
* Strong David's Mom
* Freddie Mercury

## Songs

* "Relic of Music" (8:30)
* "David Bowie Tries Yo-Yo Tricks" (14:35)
* "David Bowie: An Alien For Real" (15:40)
* "Crack Team" (23:24)
* "Maybe My Dad is Still Alive" (34:23)
* "Sliding on the Side" (37:10)
* "Kryzmalax" (42:30)
* "Ground Control is Major Tom" (48:00)
* "A Crack Team of Villainous Spiders" (50:05)
* "A Web of Lies" (54:17)
* "David Bowie: An Alien For Real (Reprise)" (59:50)

Closing Song:

* "Cold Brew" (Spaghetti on the Wall) (1:05:30)

## Trivia

The ads of this episode are the origin of the ongoing "Germany Online" bit, where an omitted comma in the ad copy causes Zach and Jess to invent the fully digital country of Germany Online. The bit would continue for many weeks.
Underground Bettin'

"Underground Bettin'" is a song featured in *Reborn in the Fire: LIVE!*. In a world where people watch firemen instead of sports, two friends named Tyler are offered to take part in Cassandra's illegal betting ring.

## Lyrics

**Tyler #1**

*(spoken) What we're doing here is just a little bit of...*

Underground bettin'.

**Tyler #1 and Cassandra**

Underground bettin'.

**Tyler #1**

Underground bettin' on people's lives.

We're...

**All**

Underground bettin'.

Underground bettin'.

**Tyler #1**

Who will maybe not survive?

**Cassandra**

I got 40 bucks that says Justin's gonna drop that toddler tonight, hah!

Oh by the way, I know when fires are startin' tonight.

**Tyler #2**

Whoa!

**Cassandra**

I pay people around town to start fires so I can know what will happen.

I am a straight up bad person.

**Tyler #1**

That's okay, we're...

**All**

Underground bettin'.

Underground bettin'.

**Tyler #1**

Oh yeah, I think you get the gist.

**Cassandra**

Ye-ye-ye-ye-yes!

**All**

Underground bettin'.

Underground bettin'.

**Tyler #1**

You went off and paid a crazy arsonist.

**Tyler #2**

I got a hot tip, I got a hot tip I heard down by the river.

Someone's gonna save everyone with a little shiver.

'Cause firemen can also save you when you drop beneath the ice.

And I heard that Minnesota fireman's gonna save three people, isn't that nice?

**All**

Underground bettin'.

Underground bettin'.

**Cassandra**

Yes, yes, doot-doo-doo!

**Tyler #1**

Oh that is just a fact.

Make money on...

**All**

Underground bettin'.

Underground bettin'.

**Tyler #1**

Saving burning people, drowning people,

And also...

**All**

Cats!

**Tyler #1**

Firemen are saving some cats!
What Am I Gonna Do (If I Can't Clipper)?

**Zach Reino**

* Los Angeles Clipper #1

**Drew Tarver**

* Blake Griffin

"What Am I Gonna Do (If I Can't Clipper)?" is a song featured in *Pillaging for Your Dreams.* Los Angeles Clipper Blake Griffin and two of his teammates are coming to grips with the fact that the NBA is shutting down, due to the lack of an on-court referee.

## Lyrics

**Los Angeles Clipper #2**

What am I gonna do,

If I can't Clipper?

What am I gonna do,

If I can't Clipper?

What am I gonna do,

**Los Angeles Clippers #1 and #2**

If I can't Clipper?

What am I gonna do,

If I can't Clipper?

**Los Angeles Clipper #1**

You better find somethin' else,

Somethin' else you're good at doin'.

Because basketball is no longer movin'.

It's not a viable career,

I don't care what they say.

Today, we've cancelled the NBA.

**Los Angeles Clipper #2**

What am I gonna do,

**Both**

If I can't Clipper?

**Los Angeles Clipper #1**

What am I gonna do,

**Both**

If I can't Clipper?

**Los Angeles Clipper #1**

Maybe be a tailor

And repair people's zippers.

What am I gonna do,

**Both**

If I can't Clipper?

**Blake Griffin**

You gotta be trippin'.

My name's Blake Griffin.

**Los Angeles Clipper #1 and Los Angeles Clipper #2**

We know who you are!

**Blake Griffin**

What am I gonna do,

If I can't Clipper?

Do you expect me to go and be a snipper?

That's a hair cutter,

That's what I'm talkin' about!

**Los Angeles Clipper #1**

Yeah. You could cut lots of hair.

Maybe, work for parks and Rec

And round up bears!

There's a bear problem

The whole world around,

All I know is basketball is not goin' down. So,

**All**

What am I gonna do,

If I can't Clipper?

**All**

What am I gonna do,

If I can't Clipper?

**Los Angeles Clipper #1**

Maybe, make the next TV show Flipper!

Re-imagine the series,

But, you can't Clipper.

**Blake Griffin**

I got an idea. It's kinda like fishin'.

***Los Angeles Clipper #1 (spoken)**

'Kay?*

**Blake Griffin**

What if we hold an audition?

For a ref, an on-court ref,

We'll be the producers, and...

We'll judge them!

**All**

Them!

**All**

That's what we gotta do,

So we can Clipper!

That's what we gotta do,

So we can Clipper!

**Los Angeles Clipper #1**

It's like findin' a girl who fits the glass slipper.

**All**

That's what we gotta do,

So we can Clipper!
Tacoma Valley

***Tacoma Valley*** is the eighty-eighth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Douglas Widick.

## Episode Description

Douglas Widick of musical improv and hip-hop improv fame joins Jess and Zach for an all-new musical packed with hacks, robots, 12 steps, the “4-Hour Body” and more. With songs like “Tim Ferris Facts”, “Buddy, You Gotta Move” and “Hack Tacoma Quickly” you’ll “Find Your Rocky Road” with these new tunes. Plus, stay til the end for a special John Mayer guitar guy rap!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Elisha, digital personal assistant
* Little white girl
* Cathy

### Zach Reino

* Charles, Tim Ferris' CPA
* Tim Ferris' Butler
* Charles, little white guy
* Captain Mongomery

### Douglas Widick

* Tim Ferris
* Clark, the bus driver
* David, guy in agriculture

## Songs

* "Tim Ferris Facts" (7:50)
* "Buddy, You Gotta Move" (13:55)
* "Tacoma (City I Love)" (19:18)
* "Hack Tacoma Quickly" (25:40)
* "Cutting the Budget" (30:21)
* "(In Just 12 Steps) Tacoma of Tomorrow" (38:09)
* "Town Meeting" (44:10)
* "Find Your Rocky Road" (Finale) (49:48)

Closing Song:

* "Can I Play You John Mayer?" (Rap Segment) (56:10)

## Posters in the Classroom

* Of a guy and it says, "Think different."
* Of a bird and a cat on a fence that says, "Buddy, you gotta move."
* One that says, "A journey of a thousand steps, that's a long time."
* A big fish in a small pond that says, "Buddy, you gotta move. To a bigger pond."
* A pig in a straw house, a pig in a wood house, and a pig in a brick house is saying, "Buddies, you gotta move."
* Three antelope looking at a stop sign and each other and saying, "Hey buddy, you gotta move."
Twins in the Mist

***Twins In The Mist*** is the one hundred and ninety-third episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Lily Sullivan. The musical follows two twin sisters raised in a Walmart since birth, and their journey to learn about the real world fifteen years later.

## Episode Description

Twins in the Mist" is a mysterious, coming-of-age story for all times! Zach and Jess are joined by Lily Sullivan (Going Deep) to unravel the truth about the twins left in a Wal-Mart before the Mist settled. Intrigued?! Well with songs like, "I Gotta do Me (With these Seeds)" "Face/Off to Face/Off" and "The River F\*\*\*ing Sucks" you'll wanna take your scooter past the pumpkin patch for more (a reference you'll soon understand!)

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Gardener
* Small child
* Brenda Dyson
* Pete

### Zach Reino

* Gardener
* Daniel Dyson
* Mysterious man outside the Walmart
* Shad Jansport

### Lily Sullivan

* Tanya Tape Dyson
* Caitlin Dyson
* Brandon

## Songs

* "I Gotta Do Me (With These Seeds)"
* "Going Through A Rough Patch"
* "Leave Me In The Walmart"
* "Doesn't Mean You're Not Identical To Me"
* "Face/Off to Face/Off"
* "The River F\*\*\*ing Sucks"
* "Let Me Be"
* "Can I Face Waterfall Your Face, Mom?"
* "OTPHJ (Under The Blanket If That's Okay)"
* "My Twin In The Mist"
Your Future Bride

***Your Future Bride*** is the ninety-fifth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Jamie Denbo.

## Episode Description

Jamie Denbo (American Princess, Beverly in LA) joins Jess and Zach once again for an all new musical packed with great hair, a drunk psychic, three kids in a wedding dress, and more! With songs like “You Care About My Hair”, “Here Comes the Bride, Three Kids As A Bride”, and “We Only Have Alcohol”, you’ll want this ep playing at your salon!

## Musical Cast

### Jamie Denbo

* Patricia, psychic hairdresser/ghost
* Kelly
* Kelly, hairdresser possessed for 13 years

### Jessica McKenna

* Carla
* Savannah, bartender

### Zach Reino

* Guy getting a haircut
* Bobbison
* Ghost of a dragon

## Songs

* "You Care About My Hair" (3:56)
* "What If She Cried..." (8:33)
* "What A Friend!" (12:10)
* "The Truth/The Future" (18:14)
* "Here Comes the Bride, Three Kids as a Bride" (23:24)
* "We Only Have Alcohol" (31:18)
* "Bread Person" (38:07)
* "About To Be Patricia" (45:39)
* "You Could Be His Future Bride" (52:43)
* "The Best Imagination is Empathy" (58:52)

Closing Song:

* "Porn in L.A." (Beverly in L.A.) (1:04:00)

## Trivia

* Beverly Ginsburg from Beverly in L.A. joins for the ending segment!
What's in Grocery Store?

***What's in Grocery Store?*** is the forty-third episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Chris Grace. Two past lovers with a lingering spark must come together to figure out the origins of a seemingly orphaned boy named Timothy.

## Episode Description

This week on OFF BOOK, Chris Grace (Superstore) joins Zach and Jess for a grocery store musical filled with former lovers, a paternity test barn, river screaming, and more! With songs like "Is It You?," "Talkin' at the Pool," and "Puddle Puddle Puddle," you won't scream at any bodies of water over these new tunes.

## Musical Cast

### Chris Grace

* Dave
* Timothy Cardboard, a five year old orphan
* Bill, Lab Technician, working at the Paternity Test Barn
* River Screamer #3
* Creek Whisperer #2
* Voice of Alexa
* Susan, Peter's Mom
* Cookie Complainer (Pond)
* Old Car Complainer (Puddle)
* Brandon, Pre-K student
* Voice of Siri
* Creek Whisperer #3

### Jessica McKenna

* Sara Albuquerque (Formely Santa Fe)
* Steven
* Paternity Test Barn Employee #1
* River Screamer #1
* Creek Whisperer #1
* Jack, Peter's Dad and a Pre-K Teacher
* Electoral College Complainer (Lake)
* Elevator Complainer

### Zach Reino

* Peter
* Robert
* Paternity Test Barn Employee #2
* Talking Horse at Paternity Test Barn
* River Screamer #2
* Creek Whisperer (Harmony)
* Pool Talker #1
* Two Party Complainer (Lake)
* Subway Complainer (Pond)
* Pre-K Student #1

## Songs

* "Is It You?" (8:02)
* "What My Day is like" (12:02)
* "Get to the Truth (Paternity Test Barn)" (18:17)
* "Screamin' at the River" (21:24)
* "Whisper by the Creek" (22:42)
* "Talkin' at the Pool" (24:12)
* "Is This a Fire? (Learn Fire Safety)" (25:17)
* "Voicemail Messages" (32:09)
* "Silent in Bath" (36:10)
* "Couldn't Get Over You" (37:29)
* "AAAAH River" (44:07)
* "Lake is for Politics" (45:50)
* "Complain at the Pond" (46:35)
* "Puddle Puddle Puddle" (47:20)
* "Don't Have Something Nice to Say" (49:14)
* "Don't Have Anything Nice to Say (What's Bangin'?)" (52:13)
* "Pushed You Away" (55:13)
* "Reconciliation at the Fjord/What's in Grocery Store? (Finale)" (56:18)

Closing Song:

* "Star Wars Alphabet" (Rap Alphabet) (1:04:01)

## Bodies of Water

Throughout the musical many bodies of water are referenced, and a specific task is assigned to each.

 Creek
 Pool
 Bath Water
 Lake
 Pond
 Puddle
 Fjord

## Trivia

* Initially this episode was uploaded with the incorrect title of "What Is Grocery Store?" This was quickly corrected in the feed.
* The creator of the Sleepy Baby Facebook Group gets a shout out at the end of the episode where they thank him for allowing them to take over the group.
White Lotus Season 3

***White Lotus Season 3*** is the two hundred and ninety-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical Podcast,* and features guest Matt Rogers. Best friends Cameron, Devonne, and Tyler's staycation at the Four Seasons quickly turns to mystery as they find a body. Will they be able to solve the mystery with the help of three Four Seasons employees with strange names? And is this *White Lotus,* season 3?

## Episode Description

Give the man his jacket! We are joined once again by cultural legend and hilarious friend Matt Rogers for an episode of Off Book that Mike White (Whike Mite) described as "Totally Accurate". The theme for this season is "party drugs."

## Musical Cast

### Matt Rogers

* Cameron, Four Seasons guest
* Mike White (Whike Mite)
* Tesla, Four Seasons employee
* Gay, British, three-piece-suit-wearing villain

### Jessica McKenna

* Devonne, Four Seasons guest
* Kessela, Four Seasons employee
* Gay, British, suit-wearing villain sidekick
* Lorne Michaels

### Zach Reino

* Tyler, Four Seasons guest
* Tucson, Four Seasons employee
* Gay, British, suit-wearing villain sidekick

## Songs

* "The Four Seasons" (8:00)
* "Tell Us Everything You Know About *White Lotus*" (15:00)
* "We All Wanna Be Like Mike (Whike Mite)" (22:00)
* "Everyone's Got a Lorne" (28:00)
* "Stair Song" (36:50)
* "Blood on This Rug" (39:00)
* "Lick the Rug" (45:00)
* "Confrontation in the Pool" (54:30)
* "You're Never Alone with a Hot Stone (Finale)" (59:00)
Time Fountain: Fountains of Time, Chapter 1

***Time Fountain: Fountains of Time, Chapter 1*** is the one-hundred and eighty-sixth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It is also the first episode of the ongoing musical Time Fountain: Fountains of Time. In 1985, at a natural history museum, four people are transported back in time for reasons unknown by a magical water fountain that calls their names.

## Episode Description

It's finally here, the beginning of our monthly ongoing improvised musical! We've already decided that this will be the LONGEST MUSICAL in earth's recorded history. We're calling it now. This week Jess, Zach, Scott, and Brett (who has triumphantly returned to ehe frets) dive into the time stream with reckless abandon, and emerge with soon to be famous songs such as It's 1985, Bean Sack Inspectors, Pterodactyl Starts with "P", Three Riddles, and Little Tiny Stegosaurus!

## Musical Cast

### Jess McKenna

* Catalina, a child
* Dr. Penelope Penrose, a curator
* Voice of the magic water fountain
* Sphinx, a Sphinx
* Baby Stegosaurus #2

### Zach Reino

* Jenson, a child
* Gregor, a janitor
* Voice of the magic water fountain
* Baby Stegosaurus #1

## Songs

* "It's 1985" (7:00)
* "At Night in the Museum" (12:05)
* "Drink from Me" (19:32)
* "Bean Sack Inspectors" (23:30)
* "Refinance in March" (30:45)
* "Pterodactyl Starts with 'P'" (38:50)
* "Three Riddles" (44:45)
* "Sphinx's Lament" (54:10)
* "Refinance in March (reprise)" (1:01:40)
* "Little Tiny Stegosaurus" (1:03:30)

## Trivia

* This episode doesn't have a sign-off rhyme.
Atticus Finch

"Atticus Finch" is a song featured in *We Object to Fear: LIVE!*. Mock trial defense attorneys Alicia and Spencer reflect on the example set by their role model, *To Kill a Mockingbird's* Atticus Finch.

## Lyrics

**Alicia**

When I think about his face

As it dabs with sweat

Trying to make sure he did it all

So he doesn't live with regret

As I think about him pointing out

All the sections of reasonable doubt

And teaching compelling lessons

To Jem and Scout

I remember!

**Spencer**

I remember!

**Alicia**

You're never in a pinch

**Both**

I remember!

**Alicia**

That morality is a cinch

**Both**

I remember!

**Alicia**

Atticus

**Both**

Finch

**Spencer**

Sometimes, when I'm afraid and scared

That the world is going badly

I remember that brave, brave man

In the story surrounding

**Both**

Boo Radley

**Spencer**

And I think to myself

Why make a fuss?

All I have to do

Is follow the strong moral backbone of Atticus!

You're never

**Both**

In a pinch

Remember

**Spencer**

Justice is a cinch!

**Alicia**

Remember

**Spencer**

Remember

**Both**

Atticus Finch
Time Fountain: Fountain of Time! Chapter 5

***Time Fountain: Fountain of Time! Chapter 5*** is the two-hundred and third episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It is also the fifth episode of the ongoing musical Time Fountain: Fountains of Time.

## Episode Description

Well, well, well fancy meeting you here. Come in to this salon and enjoy the musings of F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway while Catalina and Jensen try to blend in. Things are getting dicey as super villain Robert Smigel returns with his henchman, Conan O’Brien and Penelope can’t stop pacing as she and Gregor try to DTR. You’ll have the time for songs like, *“You Flew Too Close to the (Capri Sun),” “Can’t Get Baby Shark Outta My Head,”* and *“Can I Do That Though?”*

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Catalina, a child
* Dr. Penelope Penrose, a curator
* Conan O'Brien, substitute curator
* Ernest Hemingway

### Zach Reino

* Jenson, a child
* Gregor, a janitor
* Mr. Robert Smigles, billionaire and museum donor
* F. Scott Fitzgerald
* Dargles the Dragon
* Montana, train station ticketmaster

## Songs

* "The Loudest Burp"
* “You Flew Too Close to the (Capri Sun)"
* “Can’t Get Baby Shark Outta My Head”
* "Autobiographical Baby Shark"
* "Talk Quietly and Then Get Louder"
* "Montana Loves Its Trains"
* "Fifty Shades of Grey (Whenever That Happens)"
* "Can I Do That Though?"
What's Going On in Wisconsin?

***What's Going On in Wisconsin?*** is the eighty-ninth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Gary Anthony Williams. A story of family, courting, business infiltration, and singing wolves plays out in the cheese-making state of Wisconsin.

## Episode Description

The incredible Gary Anthony Williams (I’m Sorry) joins Jess and Zach for Wisconsin-based musical packed with family secrets, wolf choirs, cow dates and more! With songs like “What’s Goin’ On Wisconsin?”, “Madison Tradition” and “Jobinson Johnson”, this new show will definitely please you and your pack!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Wisconsin chorus #1
* Clarabelle Covington
* Robinson Robinson
* William, wolf

### Zach Reino

* Wisconsin chorus #2
* Doreen Covington
* Johnson Johnson (Eclipse)
* Mrs. Johnson
* Scruffy, wolf

### Gary Anthony Williams

* Wisconsin chorus #3
* Mr. Covington
* Mr. Johnson
* Wolfgang, wolf
* Eclipse, ~~cow~~ horse

## Songs

* "What's Goin' On, Wisconsin?" (5:03)
* "No Other" (9:08)
* "Madison Tradition" (13:07)
* "Shot at Your Mother" (16:48)
* "Family Man (Specific Plan)" (23:00)
* "Wolf Night" (30:20)
* "It Takes A Pack" (34:07)
* "Jobinson Johnson" (38:39)
* "Cheese Secrets" (43:06)
* "Good For You" (48:25)
* "A Lot Goin' On In Wisconsin" (Finale) (54:40)

Closing Song:

* "Figure It Out" (Organ Jam) (1:00:14)

## Wisconsin Traditions

* Seaweed fair (bringing back seaweed from the sea)
* Salt climb (climbing a mountain of salt)
* Corn maze (moving slow like a statue through a corn maze)
* Owl Lassoing (catching owls with rope)
* Church Hope Drive (wrestling hope and giving it to religious organizations)
* Baguette Shooting (shoot a baguette in half in midair)
* Barrel of Mongoose (get as many mongoose in a barrel as you can)
Wine from the Hospital Floor

***Wine from the Hospital Floor*** is the two hundred and seventy-seventh episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Addie Weyrich. At a hospital where all the staff are unbearably sexy, patients endure waiting times, a little kid gets his wish, magical forces are at play, and it's definitely a Jesus situation. Hit it!

## Episode Description

I'm gonna get straight to the point, this one is a sexy hospital drama that also has magic, and some of the best character names in the history of fiction. It ALSO has one of the best guests in the history of podcasts, the hilarious Addie Weyrich. Grab your scrubs make sure you know where your brain is.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Patient needing an IV
* Dr. Vanessa Fuego (Vivian Beauregard)
* Dr. Todd Glass, head brain surgeon
* John Cena

### Zach Reino

* Patient
* Dr. Racecar Varnish (Patrick Shmultz)
* Wizard
* Kool-Aid man

### Addie Weyrich

* Patient missing a leg
* Receptionist
* Dr. Bella Inferno (Claire Bethany Holt)
* Witch
* Timothy, child with a broken ankle
* Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

## Songs

* "911, It's Too Sexy Here" (6:14)
* "If Looks Could Kill (And Sometimes They Do)" (11:18)
* "Everybody Knows the Head Is Where the Brain Goes" (17:30)
* "Between the Rock and a Hard Place" (24:57)
* "Some Kind of Miracle" (31:42)
* "Normal People, They're Hot Too!" (35:06)
* "Receptionist's Story" (37:18)
* "Take Care of John Cena" (37:49)
* "My Monks" (39:09)
* "Wine From the Hospital Floor" (Finale) (42:16)

## Trivia

* The episode was renamed at the end, the original title was "911, A Sexy Emergency!"
We're in the Same Room!

***We're In The Same Room!*** is the two-hundred and fifth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical*. The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs.

## Episode Description

Reunited again and it feels so good! The Fam Band is all back together in person to feel it out without a doubt. Move over “Driver’s License” this ep has “In My Own Car!” And get out of the way fantasy hair metal, we have “Do You Dare (Face the Minotaur’s Stare).”

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* Brett Morris
* Scott Passarella
* Zach Reino
* Dana Wickens

## Songs

* "In My Own Car!"
* "Read Receipts (You're Done To Me)"
* "Do You Dare (Face The Minotaur's Stare)"
* "Rise And Grind"
* "Sector Two"
* "Blowing My Mind, Time After Time"
* "That Dog Is An Alien"
* "I Want A Parade"

## As We Say Every Week...

then you better know that the aliens are here and it's your dog.
Who Wants to Take Our Bet?

"Who Wants to Take Our Bet" is the sixth song of *Play It Forward!*, and the first song of the second half. Having accepted Lionel into their band, Trev and Trav go to the horse track to bet on the races.

## Lyrics

**Trev**

If you want to place a bet on the ponies or the horses

And we, we call them ponies 'cus we're insiders of-courses

And if you want to place a bet, here's what I'll tell you

Don't bet on who will win, bet on the other things they do

**Trav**

Which horses will neigh first

**Trev**

Which has the braided mane

**Trav**

Which has a name that's four syllables

**Trev**

And which has the shortest name

**Trav**

Oh, who'll want to take our bet

Who wants to take our bet

**Trev & Trav**

Who wants to take our bet

Who wants to take our bet

**Trev**

Any takers, any takers,

Are there any takers yet?

**Trev & Trav**

Who wants to take,

Who wants to take our bet

**Trev**

I've got a horse right here

I do not know his name

'Cus we're betting how long the horse's name will be

**Trav**

I've got a horse right here

And the horse is, I don't know its name

But I can tell you if it has a braided mane

**Trev**

If you really wanna put down some money

Like put down the most

Bet on which horse is actually a ghost

**Trav**

That is a big parley

If you make that, ooh, it's a win today

Which horse is a ghost

**Trev & Trav**

Anyone, anyone, anyone wanna take our bet

Anyone, anyone, anyone wanna take our bet

Any takers, any takers, any takers yet

Who wants to take, who wants to take our bet?

**Archie**

I don't like this, I don't like this one bit

You're making a ruckus and you gotta quit

I'm tryin-a win the money 'cus I'm on the hook

And you are making this silly, you're making me look

**Trev**

Well excuse me mister angry man in the very very big big hat

**Archie**

Hurh

**Trev**

You seem like you're having a very bad time at that

**Archie**

Yes I come to the track to relax

But then I never relax because I can't get my money back

**Trev**

Well have you considered that

That you should

Take our bet, take our bet, maybe take our bet

**Trav**

A silly bet

**Trev**

Take our bet, take our bet, maybe take our bet

**Trav**

What a silly bet

**Trev**

No one's bet on which horse likes mud yet

**Archie**

How would you even know if a horse likes mud?

**Trav**

Oh

**Trev**

You can tell when it's raining

How they come right out the gate

Some horses think it's strange

But some horses think it's great

**Trav**

So we watch their little feet

But they call them their hooves

If they get in the mud

And they squish around real good

Then

**Trev & Trav**

They like mud, they like mud

Then that horse likes mud

They like mud, they like mud

That told me the horse likes mud

**Trav**

Do you wanna take that bet

That's how we know, bud

Oooh

If that horse likes mud

**Trev**

I got the horse right here

The bets are very clear

Does the horse like mud

So will you

**Trav**

Will you

**Trev**

Take

**Trav**

Take

**Trev & Trav**

Our bet

**Archie**

Fine, I guess.
Barn of Darkness

***Barn of Darkness*** is the one hundred and eighteenth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Paul Sabourin. Ma, Pa, and Tomathy are a regular farm living family with a dark secret until a mysterious investigator-journalist duo show up at their door to try and upturn it.

## Episode Description

Paul Sabourin (Paul and Storm) joins Zach and Jess for an all new musical packed with family secrets, corn mazes, vampires, and more! With songs like “Can’t Get Enough of Screaming at the Scary Stuff”, “Keep That Secret Close To Your Heart”, “How Many People in this Town Have Bones?”, it’s a bone chilling fright of a good time!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Ma
* Vanessa
* Nance
* Mayor #2
* The Blob
* 7-Eleven worker

### Zach Reino

* Tomathy
* Cydrew
* Mayor #1
* Snow Person

### Paul Sabourin

* Pa
* Brian
* Mayor #3
* Deetemer the bat
* Snow Person #2

## Songs

* "Can't Get Enough of Screaming at the Scary Stuff" (8:19)
* "Keep That Secret Close to Your Heart" (11:52)
* "How Many People in This Town Have Bones?" (17:10)
* "An Investigator and A Journalist" (21:06)
* "Two Vampires" (26:29)
* "Is It The Spooky Month?" (30:56)
* "Come As You Are" (35:18)
* "Tumeric Pumpkin Seeds" (40:21)
* "Cinnamon Grapes" (42:05)
* "Nice Ice" (46:47)
* "Play Our Bones" (50:05)
* "Live For A Thousand Years" (53:43)

Closing Song:

* "Sparkly Boys" (What Do You Know About Twilight?) (59:00)

## People in the Town that have Bones

* Tomathy, Vanessa, Brian
* Birds, Tomathy's dog
* People at the bank, the people that shop there
* The man who runs the well
* Every person who takes a shower or bath
* Whoever eats, drinks, thinks, breathes
* Mailman, postman, guy on the farm
* Brian's school mommy and school mom
* Birds, dogs, cats, rats
* The three mayors
Arcade Fire

***Arcade Fire*** is the one hundred and fifty-eighth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Zeke Nicholson. At the International Gaming Competition, games are pitted against each other in a survival of the fittest battle, meaning only one can remain standing. Three Tetris players, the best in their respective nations, stand up and try to rally the clashing communities to work together to stop the ridiculous notion.

## Episode Description

This week on OFF BOOK, friend of the show, Zeke Nicholson joins Jess and Zach and the full family band for a brand new international arcade combat musical! With songs like “Tetris Is All Around Us”, “Will I Stack Up?” and “A Sad Book”, this is definitely the gaming musical of your dreams!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Victoria from Croatia, Tetris player
* Ace, Frogger player
* International Gaming Committee member
* Tapper player who doesn't take elevators
* Brenda, Magic the Gathering player
* Galaga player
* Dance Dance Revolution player

### Zeke Nicholson

* Wickety, Australian Tetris player
* Tony, Frogger player
* Eugene, International Gaming Committee member
* Simpsons game player who works on elevators
* Brian, Magic the Gathering player
* Chicken strips delivery person

### Zach Reino

* Bori, Russian Tetris player
* Chris, Frogger player
* International Gaming Committee member
* Clancy, Galactica player who washes windows
* Stewart, Magic the Gathering player
* Mortal Kombat player
* Galagdaga player

## Songs

* "Will I Stack Up?"
* "Tetris Is All Around Us"
* "The Most Dangerous Game"
* "Up Down Up Down Left Right Start (You're Breaking Our Hearts)"
* "First We Share Our Rooms, Then We Share Our Dreams"
* "We Are Gathered To Do Magic"
* "A Sad Book"
* "The World Is An Arcade" (Finale)

Closing Song:

* "Pizza Kombat" (Video Game Music Rap)

## As We Say Every Week...

it's probably your chicken strips at the door.

## Trivia

* This is one of the only episodes to have an ending segment after *Off Book* began recording remotely.
The Village

***The Village*** is the two hundred and fifty-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Tim Sniffen. This musical follows a family as they face their destiny in a village where "you get what you get and you don't get upset"!

## Episode Description

Sorry M. Night Shyamalan but we actually came up with a better "The Village." Jess and Zach are joined by their friend Tim Sniffen for this new and improved, "The Village." It's a story of what happens when a father takes his son and daughter to the village "where you get what you get and you don't get upset!" But will that hold true when what they "get" is a destiny they may not be ready for...

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Francine
* Brian (Cheesemonger)
* Marisa, Village Witch
* Duke

### Zach Reino

* Papa Nelson
* Kelvin (Birdmonger)
* Clarissa, Village Witch
* Townsman
* Spokesman for Duke

### Tim Sniffen

* Frederick
* Thomas (Sidemonger)
* Joyce, Village Witch
* Armour Salesman
* Townsman

## Songs

* "At The Village" (4:06)
* "Less Of A Cart" (8:30)
* "On A Day Like Today, You Oughta" (13:05)
* "Cackle, Cackle, Bait and Tackle" (22:02)
* "A Cart Is Coming For You" (25:27)
* "As Three Knights, We Can Fight" (29:35)
* "Pop n' Lock (Just A Little Dance You Can Do)" (34:26)
* "Words From The Duke" (42:23)
* "At The Village (Reprise)" (Finale) (48:38)

Soundcheck song:

* "The Wally Song" (54:39)