Custom Deirdre "Didi" Burning

* TikTok
* Real Life
* Drawing

Ricky (Ex Boyfriend)

Rodney (Ex Boyfriend)

George (Current Boyfriend)

Rachel (Ex Best Friend)

Deirdre or "Didi" is the owner of the Customwoodburning small business. She makes terrible overpriced wood-burning pieces. She is most well known for her TikTok lives, where she burns wood. However, most people are interested in trolling her or learning about her personal life.

## Education

Custom got her art degree at an online college called MeatFlap University. She paid $30,000 per semester for 5 years. In total, Custom paid $150,000 for her art degree.

## Relationships

Chris: After she broke up with Chris after the queef incident, they are no longer on speaking terms as Custom is too embarrassed to ever speak to him again. However, Custom eventually began stalking him online to talk to him again. She only stopped when Chris got a restraining order against her.

Steve: Custom was traumatized when she learned that Steve was cheating on her with Maria, and is no longer on speaking terms with him. Custom seems interested in possibly rekindling the relationship, as she showed interest when told that Steve and Maria had broken up.

Ricky: They were in a happy relationship until Custom learned that Ricky was married to Sonya. They seem to not be on speaking terms. However, Custom seems to secretly wish to get back with Ricky, because Custom gets insanely angry when someone mentions Sonya to her. They are now completely broken up.

Rodney: Custom meet Rodney at church. They were in a long distance relationship as Rodney was in prison for armed robbery. When Rodney was released from prison, he stopped contact with Custom. Custom later found out that Rodney was talking to three other women and was only dating Custom so she would give him commissary money.

George: Custom meet this man on an online dating site and they have been together since.

Rachel: Due to Custom leaking Rachel's face online, many trolls made edits of her face. As a result Rachel lost her job and stopped talking to Custom. Also some people suggested that Rachel and custom were more than friends. They made up after the leaking incident and began living together. However, Rachel moved out due to Custom constantly clogging the toilet, which has greatly upset Custom.

## Taco Bell Ban

Custom was banned from her local taco bell because she caused a scene. Custom got a taco and complained that it smelled like fish. Custom began to yell at the cashier until she asked for the manager. When the manager came, Custom threw the taco at the Manager's face. This led to police escorting her out of the establishment.

## Suspected Lesbianism

While Custom is insistent that she is a straight woman, there is a lot of evidence that points to Custom possibly being attracted to Women.

* Custom gets really angry when people call her a lesbian, which makes people think shes secretly in the closet,
* Custom never seems to have a healthy relationship with a man.
* When Custom is talking to a woman on her live-steam, if the woman has her cleavage showing Custom will always point it out and fixate on it.

## Common Catchphrases

"CAWTCHA"

"I'll Wait."

"We CANNOT see."

"Do you have any talents?"

"Get the hat of my screen."

## Fun Facts!

* Custom is suspected to have been involved in the January 6th Capitol Riots. It isn't confirmed but considering Custom is a trump supporter it isn't surprising.
* Custom went to art school for ten years, although you wouldn't be able to tell from her woodburnings.
* Custom has sight problems or dyslexia, since she seems to have an extremely hard time reading
* Custom might have breathing problems, as she often huffs and puffs when she gets angry.
* Custom stalks her ex boyfriends, she made three fake phone numbers in order to text Steve after their breakup and she made several accounts to contact Chris
* Custom is going through Menopause
* **CUSTOM HAS BUTT PIMPLES!!!**