Dragons: The Redeemer

Anyone watched the series called DreamWorks Dragons? No? Then let me explain. DreamWorks Dragons is a series created as part of the franchise of How to Train Your Dragon. It focused on the events after the first film where the Vikings of Berk made peace with the dragons thanks to Hiccup. He got the girl, not quite but that's another story in on itself. They decided to make a deal with the biggest broadcaster in the UK due to it being popular on it. Those suckers didn't know what hit them and they are still forced to show it to this day just to keep them happy.

Hey, I am Alex, and I work for ITV as one of their 'Rethinkers' and I will tell you something I will never forget.

I was assigned to the Children's Department as part of a plan thought up by the CEO of ITV. They are currently being targeted by an alliance who is looking into allegations of corruption within ITV. The BBC, being the morons they are, chose to ignore them and commissioned paint being dried instead of an investigation. My cover is an intern in the Children's Department of the BBC, who delivers coffee to the presenters and the special guests both in Blue Peter and CBBC and sort out stuff to air. As a Rethinker, I am tasked to suggest different ideas to our rivals within Europe and elsewhere, like a saboteur but for the minds. I have met some lovely people here, Mwasky and Adam being two examples, but there are truly horrible people, even by the standards of a Rethinker like myself. One such example was one of the actresses from The Next Step discovering images of men who are naked on a laptop with semen over the screen and outright bullied him due to his sexuality. I asked him that if I fail to get it off the air, he should leave. Sadly, since it is popular here and the controller for CBBC Channel being too loyal to the older programmes, he left. The fact she played one half of the lesbian couple did not help matters. I felt gutted for him. No one should lose their job over the fact they are homosexual and due to politics behind the scenes. Fucking bitch.

Then one day, when I was serving coffees to CBBC HQ after a hard day's work, the Director of the BBC called me and asked if I am available along with an audience as they have an episode of Dragons long thought to be forgotten within a package of Pokemon episodes and films. I said 'Yes. I have. We've just finished broadcasting.' Tim Davie responded, 'Good. Then, as they say in The Price Is Right, come on down. There are fans who will love to meet them.'

We went down to meet them alongside some former presenters, the most famous of them is Ian Stirling who currently narrate the once despised reality TV show, Love Island. I asked him did anything much happened since I last saw him, he responded yes. He appeared on Celebrity Juice on some episodes, he started a twitch channel in his spare time, and life is good. I told him how is she. He said in a solemn tone that she killed herself. I felt sad because of it. But he did hear rumours that the real reason why Swashbuckle has been revived is because the host of the preschool game show has an OnlyFans account and wants her fans to see porn of it. We, along with his wife, laughed at this disgustingly hilarious joke. Thankfully, she wasn't in earshot. Besides, I had my fill of horny pirates.

We then walked into the foyer along with the children, the former presenters and fans of How to Train Your Dragon. I recalled that this episode was taken off from Netflix and was put on a blu ray disc. I thought to myself, Netflix meddling in the creator's vision? That's not like them.

The episode began normally, with the heroes being introduced, but then we saw what looked to be Turks being murdered by Byzantine soldiers, not just the men, but the women and children in such a horrifying way, all to the heroic music. We never saw them because it zoomed out of the Eye and we saw our heroes, but naked (can't blame them) and the logo appeared to be rotting and Hiccup and Toothless appeared then they exploded. No guts flying out. Just exploded.

The episode began with the Dragon Hunters being defeated by the Riders of Berk in a brutal manner ranging from being burned alive to having battlefield wounds and dying from them. Astrid was fighting against some of Viggo's goons, and they were getting slaughtered one by one. They were screaming in pain, but thankfully, the kids were like, 'Go get em, Astrid.' It then cut to Hiccup fighting Viggo akin to a Dark Souls boss, Viggo was giving a monologue about how he enjoyed torturing people to extract information about Berk and the Hidden World in an attempt to create a servant race of dragons as his way of playing Odin. Hiccup was appalled by this and tried to reason with him in his Hiccupy way that won him legions of fangirls.

Then, I heard Viggo say those words that will haunt me to my dying day.

"I'm surprised to see that she is calm about her father being missing."

"You're not the only one." chatted Hiccup.

"The fact that he is a faggot who deserve to drink goats urine?"

Wait, did he say what I thought he said? Oh no, he didn't.

Yet it was nothing compared to what came next.

"You murdered Gobber through torture on the grounds that he is gay? HOW DARE YOU! TOOTHLESS, THROW THE FENRIR SUCKLING INTO HEL!"

And I wasn't kidding. Hiccup, a man whose kindness expanded to dragons, who brought peace to two different species, who never killed anyone, just ordered his Nightfury to commit murder via inaction. And he did that. After that out of character moment, we see Astrid just crying realistic. It was just borderline upsetting to see a courageous warrior breaking down into tears, and I heard children being just depressed. Who wrote this? I thought. I got my answer afterwards when I see them in the base with one of the credits right after the massacre.

**Written by Vince Russo and Maxwell Jacob Friedman**

Russo? As in Beaver Cleavage Russo? What is he doing with a cartoon spin off related to a movie adaptation? And what madman thought MJF of all people is a good writer for something inspired by Studio Ghibi?

They realised what Hiccup has done, with Snotlout angrily telling at the chieftain in waiting for committing a crime.

"Shut up, he killed him because of who he is." he asked calmly.

"Yes, we saved the day but as a matter of fact, you murdered him by throwing him into a volcano. How would be react if he found out that his daughter's boyfriend was a hypocrite? Did you enjoy killing him?"

Hiccup responded, "I am not in the mood. The matter of fact is that he's dead, and they are safe."

Fishlegs walked into the conservation. "So, what's the problem?"

They told him to butt out of this, but he declined and insisted on taking part in this. The two parties presented their arguments as part of a debate, but subtly descended into something out of the Fox News network, but not like this. Then, Hiccup proudly stated that if someone dared to attacked or murder someone, he will gladly do it again. The twins and Astrid overheard it, the latter being horrified and heartbroken to hear that her lover would kill anyone who dares attacks Berk and her allies. She left the Dragon tower with tears in her eyes, riding on her dragon.

The whole audience was truly disturbed and moved to tears. Hiccup and Astrid was and still is a popular couple. But, the writers didn't care about the audience and went ahead. After all, one ruined WCW and nearly bankrupted what is now Impact Wrestling, the other is a Jew with learning disabilities who knows a thing or two about heat.

A title stating **One Week Later** appeared and the Riders are still wondering where she is. Even Stoick was concerned about Astrid as she is the final living person of the Hofferson family due to Gober being killed by the late Viggo. He went to what was her and Stormfly's home. He found a letter addressed to him by her. It said that ever since Gobber was kidnapped, he wasn't the same man that she fell in love. In place of that humanity, a ruthless side was shown during the search. He started torturing people to get clues about where he is located, but then he threatened women and children going as far as if the location is not revealed to him, everyone dies, and the settlement razed in the process. She was disturbed by it but never shown it, but Viggo being thrown into a volcano and proudly stating that if anyone who attacks Berk will experience the full hatred of the island, meaning that they will die and that made her realise that the Hiccup he knew is dead and will never return. The audience were heartbroken again, but this time, they saw the death of Hiccstrid. I have never heard such crying in my life before since Dumbledore from Harry Potter died.

Then, Heather appeared riding her Dragon, landing on the island. She said, 'Where is he? I just received a letter from a guy namedggtcviuvg. This is addressed to him.' Tuffnut, in a shocking display of competence, said, 'He's over there. Word of caution, he's in a funny mood, and this is a first for him.' She went up to find him and asked if he's available. He said that if it's Snotlout, he will make him stay silent for good. The door opened and he was surprised to see her. She gave him and it is revealed that they are chosen for a new gimmick match created by.... someone. Before the name was revealed, it shifted into a rather disturbing ritual involving Aborigines sacrificing characters from She Ra and the Princesses of Power. There were screaming, with Glimmer being ripped apart by the tribesmen who were portrayed as demons. This would have passed during the British Empire, but the fact that this was made in the late 2010s was just disgusting. I saw Ian and his partner just leaving, and this is the same people who made a true crime podcast detailing murders, guests and profiling the most twisted individuals to ever walked the earth, along with a few people.

But, as soon they walked out, they fell, not down, but sideways. The screams can be heard until there is silence, a thunderous kind where no sound can be heard. Then, we heard two words that shocked them all, me included.

**'SPECTATORS ELIMINATED '**

WHAT?! So, basically we have some people who are dead or missing after falling sideways because they refused to watch something so racist? Look, I am not politically correct and overly sensitive, but this is so horrifying to watch even by my standards. The characters in this short are screaming in pain, but it's sounded like the actors were in pain. After the whole of Etheria was slaughtered by those things, the episode resumed.

It looked to be like a modern arena in a city that is very recognisable, an.. wait. Is that Madison Square Garden? Why the hell New York has to do with the Vikings, and to a greater extent, How to Train Your Dragon? Arghh, forget about it. This is just some dumb as hell episode of a franchise that I don't like, but the job comes first, no matter the show. This is not some reality TV show where you talk about your feelings in front of a camera. YES, I know we're doing it at the time. The fan base didn't know it. Maybe my employers will do a better job at reviving Gladiators, but back to the story at hand.

We saw the commentators of All Elite Wrestling talking the match that is in the WWF/E stronghold, which is out of character for them. Tony Schaivone is currently doing the interview with the teams, one consisting of the riders minus Astrid with Heather replacing her, the other consisted of well-known stars such as Jon Moxley, 'All Ego' Ethan Page, CM Punk, Miro, Hikaru Shida and Dr Britt Baker. They appear to be angry at them, but what caused this is now revealed. The wrestlers accuse them of committing crimes that never committed, one of them was aimed at Snotlout for reciting the speech that the Nazi leader Aldof Hitler made when he was elected as Chancellor in 7 languages. This is not helped by the fact that he did it near the German embassy and the majority of them were from the victors of World War Two. Ruffnut was furious at the claims, stating that Berk does not know about them. Hikaru responded, blasting Fishlegs for writing a disturbing fanfic of Ninjago and posting it on a forum, but what crossed it for her is that he put up a link on one aimed at kids.

Tony then cut the interview by announcing the catchphrase that is commonly used by Mark Henry, with the sound from the Vikings being cut off, but the body language was that of rage on a scale of a fusion reactor, calling for evidence. It cut to a scrambled and corrupted textboard where Jim Ross was reading it, but it morphed into an orgy involving Klingons speaking a heavily butchered Welsh that sounded like metal being scraped. You could hear vomiting in the foyer as it was penetrating the eardrums of the audience, mine included. You could hear pleas to stop in Urdu, with a gun being cocked and aimed at her. Thankfully, it stopped.

Justin Roberts was announcing that this match is a very unique one, but it cut to a burning house with the Birmingham Fire Service just doing nothing and leaving the scene with the only sound is the screaming of an entire family saying, 'someone help me', 'we had a deal' and 'why have you forsaken me?' with the crackling of foundations leading to it collapsing. This was truly horrible, but it is nothing compared to what comes next.

After the wrestlers entered the ring along with the themes, the Vikings entered with neo-Nazi metal, with the words, **BOO THE BERKIANS** on the screens. How can Tony Khan be so morally bankrupt towards the Vikings? They did nothing wrong to him and they are fictional characters, so it is just petty. And Hiccup walked to the tune of one that demonized the people who sacrificed their lives for our continued freedom.

After they have entered the ring, the match began with Hiccup trying to diffuse the situation in a calm manner, but Punk wasn't having any of it. He punched Hiccup in the gut and talked to him in a harsh and vile tone that sounded like a gorilla learning to speak English, accusing him of poisoning the minds of the American people by spreading communism into the country. He also stomped on his chest, but luckily he tagged and thankfully, Snotlout was in the ring, kicking CM Punk in the balls and performing a Canadian Destroyer on the Straight Edge ex-sport entertainer turned wrestler, which is pretty dang impressive, considering that he has an ego and none of the skills to match. Snotlout then asked for moonshine from the audience, he got it and stripped Punk down, then proceeded to pour it on his face, but he blew Snotlout's penis off with a sawn-off shotgun. You could hear him screaming in pain, but it sounded like the voice actor was in pain, but the audience was cheering for them. CM Punk then told him, "You think the world revolves around you, but your so-called friend didn't humble you. Then again, he is a coward.' After shoving a pipebomb into his mouth and lighting the fuse. Snotlout disintegrated into a mist of blood and only the torso and legs remained, the children were horrified by this as the audience was cheering when Justin announced his death and counted the numbers on Hiccup's team with Punk saying in a calm voice. 'This is straight edge, you son of a..'

Fishlegs appeared while the remains of Snotlout is still in the ring with CM Punk witnessed the Viking's face as it twisted into horror and sorrow, smirking to see him mourning the loss of his best friend, wailing like a beast while the audience within is laughing at him, calling him a faggot. The most disturbing part was the fact that the front row was from Greenwich Village and started it. This wasn't kayfabe at all. This is genuine hatred aimed at him opposed to actual heat towards the character. But, as soon as Ethan Page entered the ring, Fishlegs' rage wasn't a deep cold hatred but rather that of a berserker screaming, "I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!", as he charged into Page colliding into the wrestler like Goldberg did to Hollywood Hogan in WCW. However, there would be no Fingerpoke of Doom as he stomped on All Ego repeatingly in a truly vicious manner unfitting of the gentle figure, but he would be overpowered by Ethan as he threw Fishlegs onto his late best friend's corpse, grabbing a cricket bat and using it to bash his head in, but before laying down the killing blow, he spoke. "Lookie here, it's Mr Blobby's gay brother himself, what's the matter? Boyfriend died? All that strength that could have been used to protect others, combined with a knowledge of dragons would have been awesome. But you didn't. YOU'RE A PUSSY! DO YOU HEAR ME? A PUSSY!" He then killed the peacemaker, and the children were begging for the episode to stop airing while the audience within this... thing was baying for blood.

But then, the episode shifted into a rather disturbing parody of the intro for Bluey, it showed the Heeler family playing musical statues but with rather different music instead of the cheerful song that plays. The characters danced but then, gunshots were heard, and the father kneeled over and died. The daughters and mother were shocked to see him get killed and started to cry. Soldiers ordered them to continue, but they refused to, and the soldiers opened fire on them, murdering them all. The children were screaming at the bloodshed shown on the screen. After ten seconds of darkness, words appeared along with a voice that sounded like Cyrus from Diamond and Pearl infused in machine parts.

**ANY ATTEMPT TO HALT THE EPISODE WILL RESULT IN ANY SHOW'S CAST BEING CLEANSED. THIS INCLUDES STRICTLY COME DANCING, LOVE ISLAND, STARSTRUCK, RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE, BRITIANS GOT TALENT, THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF ETC. YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO.**

This was beyond frightening. The episode wants to be seen in front of the audience within the room that we are in yet said audience doesn't want to see it.

**YOU THINK THAT THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUNDS YOU, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN. VERY MISTAKEN.**

We hear Excalibur welcoming us back to the sdcgbas\jcb match as we see Tuffnut being forced into the ring by security led by MJF despite his protests against it, he tells the audience within that there are no disqualifications and pinfalls in this main event. He looked at the corpses and was demanding that the match be stopped, but Aubrey isn't having any of it and so is Jim Ross, who shouted at Tuffnut for ruining wrestling. William Regal, who is usually here when the Blackpool Combat Club is on here actually called him a rather disgusting slur that even I won't repeat. Page then tagged out and Tuffnut was facing against Jon Moxley, and I heard him saying 'You got to be kidding me!'. He tried to fight against the championship holder who unified it after winning against CM Punk, using underhanded tactics to mortally wound him, but he disarmed him and stabbed the knife in his neck. Moxley then mocked him. 'Well, this is it. The greatest warrior culture being raped by,' before pointing at Hiccup, 'people like him.' Ruffnut was heard sobbing violently, seeing blood coming from the stab wound. 'I know that her late father's taste is different to guys like me but ask me this. Did you enjoy seeing them all die on his orders?' Tuffnut said in a garbled voice no and Jon responed with a bullet in Tuffnut. Ruffnut wailed as he dropped on the ring dead while the wrestling fans cheered in jubilation as Jon removed the knife from the dead twin's throat. Meanwhile, the kids and parents demanded that the episode ends.

Then the words appeared again.

**Look at what you have done.**

It showed a gang from what appeared to be Hawaii and they had these weird creatures following their commands. A man, who the audience assumes to be the leader, announced his name and showed his beast. He claims to be from a region and askes where is he. Paul Hollywood, who is held hostage, asked why he is here. He was bleeding, along with Noel Fielding sobbing with the implications that Sandi was murdered by one of them. He was hit by a rolling pin in the head by the leader, saying it's the wrong answer. The camera was shaky as heck, but it shown other hostages and a rather diverse ranges of animals. The leader asked in a firm tone, 'Where am I? I will not repeat this.' Paul said, 'Who are you?' The leader snapped his fingers, and they were murdered, all of them. Then, the creature bit Paul's head off, then devoured the body in front of the camera for all to see.

**Only you could have saved it.**

The episode then returned with a still grieving Ruffnut fighting against Jon Moxley, who charged into her, punching her in the face multiple times and performed the Paradigm Shift twice on her, then he tagged Dr Britt Baker DMD into the ring. Ruffnut went up to the ring and jumped on her, knocking Baker down. Britt stomped on her, calling her brother a piece of trash and lifting her up. She threw the Viking onto a table, injuring her severely. She screamed painfully as the Pennsylvanian approached her with murder in the dentist's eyes. She was about to get a cross that doubled as a dagger when Hiccup pushed into her. The smell of rotting corpses didn't deter them from watching the match. Ruffnut demanded that it ends. The fans suggested otherwise. Dr Britt spat at Ruffnut and grabbed a drill. She plunged it into her eye, she was screaming in pain covering it. Then, she walked up to her and leaned towards her with anger in her eyes.

'You disgust me. You and your kind. They do not deserve to live.' She held up a gun.