Birds Of A Heather

an adventure starring Firebreathing Kittens Aaron, Nesgrax, and Olive.

Tweet Length Description: (NSFW) Olive, Aaron, and Nesgrax embark on a vital quest into a den of evil. Get the girl, slay with fashion, overthrow an evil queen, and kiss the boy all before midnight. Join us on the most dramatic adventure yet with the Firebreathing Kittens.

Setting: School Upon High

Non Player Characters:

* Kevin Kaarthaninax Of The Frozen Fang
* Roxxy Haypenny
* Helen Deepsong
* Trixie Whut
* Feather H
* Feather S
* Feather K
* RAAAARGHHHH Death

Plot Summary:

Olive, Aaron and Nesgrax are sitting in Nulisag's office. He explains that there is a Frost Dragon that runs a University, the School Upon High, that educates up and coming villains. If they can kill the dragon they'll receive 500,000 gold plus the dragon's hoard to split amongst themselves.

In order to infiltrate the college, they need to use masks that will physically transform them to 18 year old versions of themselves. They put on the masks and take a wand which will kill the dragon if he is poked by it.

They take an airship to the school which is built into a mountain and requires students to have some ability to fly or traverse a mountain to reach the school.

It's clear that the school is full of bullies of different races and social groups.

Nesgrax gets pushed down by RAAAARGHHHH Death, a Bugbear jock. Olive breaks RD's nose in defense of Nesgrax. They are interrupted by Roxxy, a Tiefling, riding a beetle-shaped tank.

RD goes to bully a goblin which angers Olive. Nesgrax and Aaron attempt to explain to her the rules of surviving school amongst bullies.

A trio of winged girls named Feather H (a Harpie), Feather K (a Kenku), and Feather S (a Succubus). RD attempts to talk to Feather H and she rips his face off for daring to speak to her.

Aaron recognizes that Feather H is the 'Queen B' and changes his clothing to match hers which angers her. She tries to use magic to command him to change but he resists and establishes himself as a challenger.

A hag guides the new students to the courses they should take. Olive joins the henchmen group which includes lower villains such as goblins and kobolds. Aaron joins the Siren and gossiping courses. Nesgrax joins the Zorbital (dragon gambling) courses with a minor in Necromancy.

In the hallway, Olive witnesses a jock trip a goblin and defends the goblin by beating the jock.

Trixie, a pixie and a friend of Roxxy invites Aaron and Olive to join them as they graffiti some stuff. Nesgrax joins them and asks why Roxxy is drawing a summoning sigil for the Angels of Pilor in order to purge the school of evil.

Roxxy, Trixie and their friend, Helen (a 16 foot tall giant) explain that they are all orphans whose parents were killed by adventurers.

Aaron takes the spray paint and makes a mural of a white dragon to encourage conversation about their assassination target. Trixie reveals that Kevin, the head of the jocks is a dragon. He is the boyfriend of Feather H. Roxxy had hooked up with Kevin and in retaliation, Feather H ripped her eye out and wears it as a bracelet. Feather H also ripped off Roxxy's wings which is why she drives a tank to school.

Olive comes up with a plan to have the school breed their own livestock and grow their own crops so that the dragon will stop stealing livestock from nearby villages. However, the necromancers, who admire Nesgrax, are put in charge of slaughtering livestock which leads them to conclude that they should transfer their livestock killing skills to killing villagers so that they have more bodies to reanimate. Nesgrax convinces them that this would draw a horrible retaliation. They agree to use the resources they have to create a giant made of multiple corpses.

Aaron learns more about the Feathers through gossip channels and finds that Feather H is the leader, Feather K is a sweet person being used for her mimicry abilities. Feather S has body image issues and is subservient to Feather H.

In the cafeteria, Aaron gives Feather S a cupcake which she devours. Feather H makes a mean comment about Feather S eating and Feather S goes to the bathroom to purge (though it should be noted that purging doesn't actually affect your weight).

Aaron ingratiates himself with Feather H in her absence.

Nesgrax follows Feather S into the bathroom. He attempts to persuade her to usurp Feather H since she is more powerful but is unconvincing. Feather S makes out with him to get him to shut up.

Olive talks with Feather K at the table and offers her sunglasses which she accepts. This angers Feather H. Olive discovers that Feather K feels intimidated by Feather H to wear blue though she prefers a different color.

Feather H instructs Feather K to use her mimicry abilities to embarrass Olive someone by mimicking her voice.

The adventurers are invited to a frat party later in the week where the Feathers and Kevin, the dragon will be.

Aaron plans for everyone to wear red to the party to upstage Feather H.

A kobold approaches Olive and lets her know that she is their new queen, but she passes her leadership to Aaron.

The team prepares for the frat party with Olive in an off the shoulder, A line red dress which allows for full freedom of movement for fighting. Nesgrax wears some red leather BDSM gear. Aaron transforms his outfit into a kilt made of fire and a high cropped shirt with long sleeves made of Harpie feathers and a flash-paper cloak like in Cruella.

Roxxy takes them to the party with Helen and Trixie.

When they arrive, they see jocks are keeping nerds out of the party. Aaron enters first and goes straight for Kevin and impresses him with his firepaper cloak. Aaron bends him over and kisses him angering Feather H who witnesses this through the window.

Nesgrax ignores his nerd friends though it hurts him and enters the party. Feather S joins him and they go have a smoke.

Olive instructs the nerds that consider her their leader to overrun the barriers and join the party.

At this moment, Nesgrax has achieved the ability to turn himself into a Dragon which may help him escape Mephistopheles. He takes Feather S up to a bedroom.

Olive has now learned Dismembering Bite, an evil technique to sever a limb from an opponent in one bite.

Aaron has now learned to use his singing performance ability to command people.

Aaron uses his new ability to get Kevin to follow him around the party.

Olive had her minions to make lots of sunglasses and had them handed out to everyone at the party. Olive offers Feather K whichever color sunglasses she wants. She takes green, not blue as Feather H would have wanted and Olive and Feather K become friends.

Meanwhile Feather S emotionlessly offers herself to Nesgrax. He doesn't want to have sex with her like that. She reveals that her real name is Meghan. She pulls him close, but Nesgrax is emotionally conflicted. He says he has some things to take care of but asks her out on a date afterwards.

Aaron leads Kevin to a bedroom and ties him up and casts Zone of Truth on him. He makes sure that Kevin is the dragon running the school and then kills him with the wand given to them by Nulisag. Aaron puts the body into his bag of holding for evidence.

Aaron uses his new ability to command people at the party to march up to Feather H and put on their red sunglasses.