Irony

(the episode begins at the Tem Shop where Temmie is grumbling)

Temmie: ugh! dis is so unfair! how comes mr krabs gets all  da customers?

Mr. Krabs: (walking past) Because, unlike your poor Temmie Flakes, Krabby Patties are actually good.

Temmie: ikr buT nobody buys temmie flakes except  tem! dey'be BEEEN on store shelves f' years !

SpongeBob: (walking past) Well, if you want Temmie Flakes to sell, then maybe you should think of new and inventive ways to get people to buy 'em!

Temmie: buT dat's so hard! tem's gonna habe 2 go 2 coolegg again!

Squidward: (walking past, sighs) I wish I could go to college again, but I'm stuck being the subject of all these memes. (catches up to the duo)

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, stop talking and get to work! (kicks Squidward and a Shooting Stars meme begins, ending with Squidward flying through the Krusty Krab doors)

Squidward: I deserved that. Could I go 'round again?

Mr. Krabs: (enters) Five bucks. (Squidward sighs as SpongeBob enters) Now, are we all reporting for duty?

SpongeBob: No, Mr. Krabs. I went to the toilet before I left. (puts on 'savage' 8-bit glasses and Mr. Krabs sighs, we cut back to Temmie observing all this)

Temmie: tem wishes someone out thUR odeh dan  da temmie race lobed da temmie flakes breakfast cereal... (we cut to Plankton exiting the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Well, time for today's Krabby Patty heist. (puts on a fake moustache and takes out his record player from F.U.N., he puts a record on it)

Record: *It's a piece of cake to make a pretty-*  (Plankton flips it upside down, plays it again and begins singing)

Plankton: *I'm the master of disguise*

*I can vanish from your eyes*(he disappears)

*I can be in different places* (he re-appears somewhere else)

*With my many funny faces*

*In disguise*

*Sometimes it's so nifty*

*When I'm really really shifty* (he spins around)

*In disguise*

*It's disguise time!* (he puts on a 'Michael Rosen' mask)

*It's so easy to deceive you*

*With these sneaky little tricks* (he puts on a magician's hat)

*And to make you believe*

*Each character that I pick*

*Hey!*

*When you look for me*

*I'm gone in front of your eyes* (he disappears)

*People call me the master of disguise* (he re-appears)

*I'm as sneaky as can be* (he begins tip-toeing to the Krusty Krab)

*No one's sneakier than me*

*I can get so sly and loathing* (he puts on a fox mask)

*When I dress in other clothing*

*In disguise*

You walk right by me *(loads of people walk past not noticing)*

*Not knowing that I'm slimy* (he dresses up like a dinosaur)

*A scary dinosaur*

*With a loud ferocious roar* (he dresses up like Mermaid Man)

*I'm so wet*

*I'm so tricky* (he dresses up like Santa Claus)

*Even so St. Nicky*

*When you look for me*

*I'm gone in front of your eyes*

*People call me the master of disguise*

*Ha ha ha! I'm the master of disguise!* (he enters the Krusty Krab to see Silento performing)

Silento: Ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh, watch me, watch me- (Plankton runs out in terror)

Mr. Krabs: What's up with him?

SpongeBob: Maybe her prefers dabbing.

Squidward: Well, I for one don't. (looks at the cover of a magazine called 'Weekly Digest' with the front cover being a picture of Squidward dabbing) I hate my life. (when Plankton is running, he stops and notices a smell)

Plankton: Oh, sweet mama! What kind of smell is this! (he notices the Tem Shop) Oh! (he slowly flies over there and lands on the counter) Hello. Hello. I said hello! Hello? DOWN HERE YOU IMBECILE!

Temmie: oh sorry , I DIDNNT notice you , magical alibe talkigg green bean.

Jeffy: (off camera, really loud) I DON'T LIKE GREEN BEANS, DADDY!

Temmie: how may temm be of ur assistance?

Plankton: One of what ever you're selling, and make it quick.

Temmie: hear u go. (gives him a box)

Plankton: How much? (record scratch)

Temmie: u wanna pay tem? (laughs) everyone nose tem flak r 3!

Plankton: I like your attitude. (eats one) This is...

Temmie: pweese dont thwow up in tems fakke!

Plankton: THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER TASTED! Temmie Flakes is my favourite breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I LOVE TEMMIE FLAKES!

Temmie: so u're sayigg tht u lobe temmie flakes? and tht all u ebeh eat is temmie flakes?

Plankton: Yeah that's right!

Temmie: keel.

Plankton: (eats the rest whole) That was so good, I would to try it a second time! (Temmie gives Plankton one more, he swallows it whole) More please. (same) More. (same) MORE! (same) I NEED SOME MORE! (same) MORE! (same) MORE! (same) MORE! (same) MORE! (same) MORE! (same) MORE! (same, we see an ugly close-up of Plankton's face) MOAR!

Narrator: Closing time...

Temmie: sorry , dat's all I'be got ! besides , it 's closing time ! you can allays COmE bak tomorrow dough !

Plankton: Well, I suppose it's for the best. Good night, 'friend'. (leaves)

Temmie: Buh-bye!

Narrator: The next day. (we cut to the Krusty Krab the next day where Plankton enters)

Mr. Krabs: (gasp) PLANKTON! What the josjh are you doing here?

Plankton: I just wanna say I don't wanna steal your formula anymore, because I've found a new secret recipe.

Mr. Krabs: LIAR! HE'S A LIAR, EVERYONE! LOOK AT HIM! Liars always look right.

SpongeBob: Actually, liars always look left.

Plankton: That's right! Truth-ers look right. Because I'm always right! Just popped into say that it won't be everyday bro with the secret formula anymore, I've found a new one, like a said. And I probably won't have to steal it! So, see ya! And by the way, England's your city now, I don't want it anymore. (leaves)

Mr. Krabs: I'm sure he's lying. What could possibly be better than a Krabby Patty?

Robbie: (at a table, overhearing) Junk food! (he gets thrown out and squishes Plankton)

Plankton: Maybe I should've worn that 'glove' today. (cut to LightBob entering the Chum Bucket, now renamed 'da tem buckit') Hello, valluable customer! What may I get you?

LightBob: Oh, just a chum stick please.

Plankton: (in disbelief) Are you serious? (she nods) It's disgusting, trust me.

LightBob: Oh, that's what Bobby was talking about!

Plankton: I'm sorry, but I'll have to ask you to leave. We have a strict no-reggae policy.

LightBob: (laughs) I didn't mean Bob Marley, I meant SpongeBob! But I'll be leaving anyway, I don't wanna be caught confronting his arch-enemy.

Plankton: No wait! Wouldn't you like to try today's special?

Temmie: (randomly appears) speCKle!

LightBob: Temmie, what the (censored) are you doing here?

Temmie: u would nout beleiv ur is.

LightBob: Anyway, what is today's special?

Temmie: (two other Temmies appear behind him as well as Swampy from Ain't Got Rhythm and they sing the Temmie Flakes anythm)

*Temmie Flakes!*

*An original (pronounced like the meme) breakfast!*

*Temmie Flakes!*

*It's so good you can't taste it!*

*Temmie Flakes!*

*Don't forget to digest it!*

*Temmie Flakes in your mouth!*

*Temmie Flakes!*

*Part of a complete breakfast!*

*Awawawaawihguyff,bdsgusfgbfgjnfbdgbjdfsbhjdfbkhjcfgbkjcsbkhvf*

Temmie: yaYA!1! u can goe now. (the background singers leave)

LightBob: What could go wrong? (cut to LightBob in a an ambulance being rushed out to hospital)

Plankton: Well, looks like the health inspectors are gonna be after us. Thanks for the help anyway, kid.

Temmie: (triggered, he slaps Plankton and walks off) u is enuff to goe afta. (cut to SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy sitting on SpongeBob's doorstep, Temmie approaches) hay.

SpongeBob: What's up, Temmie?

Temmie: (sighs) only temmies a plankton rike temmie flakes.

SpongeBob: Well, that's not so bad, is it? The Temmie population is quite large.

Temmie: tem guess.

Sandy: And there's nothing wrong in liking something most others don't. I mean, Patrick ACTUALLY likes The Emoji Movie and, though we laugh about it sometimes, he's still our friend.

Temmie: thx gex, gee, dat moral wuz weey 4cd.

Patrick: Yeah. I wonder how this episode will end.

Jeffy: (approaches them) Hey, my anme is Jeffy. See, it says it on my shirt. Je-ffy.

Temmie: (blankly stares) white spongebob is in hopita btw. (fin)