Gudrun/Conversations

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This is the conversation page for Gudrun. To read one of the events, simply press [Show] along the right side of the title you wish to read.  **Spoilers are NOT marked.**

If you would like to read the dialogue for other characters, you can find their conversation page linked on their respective profiles in the *Relationships* section. You can also find them in the master category Category:Dialogue.

## Gudrun & The Family

 ### The Old Hag

What do you think of the old hag?

Gudrun? Shhh, she's right here...

...

She's sleeping, no?

...

Yes... Sheesh... I must admit that she's getting on my nerves...

I like her.

Pfff... That old, useless, mean, trollface? Seriously?

AH!

...! By the GODS you scare me every damned time!

WHEN THE MOON IS HIGH
YOUR END IS NIGH
THE BETRAYER'S BLADE
BLOOD AND TEARS ARE SHED
...

...

...

...

What did she say?

Betrayer? Blood?

Murder? A traitor?

Hey granny, say that again?

...

Old fart?

... \*snort\* Zzzz... Zzzz...

Urgh... There she is... AGAIN.

* **She's just crazy**

The poor women just lost her mind... It happens to old people who did too much healing plants.

Eirik -20 to opinion of Gudrun

...

Yeah, you must be right. We have plenty of REAL threats to worry about.

* Kari, Blodeuwedd, Moira & Eirik gain the positive trait Trusted Friends for 6-9 days. (25% Concentration XO, +25% Depression Decreases, +25% Opinion Increases)

* **A vision?**

A vision from the gods! May Freyja help us.

* Blodeuwedd gains the negative trait Scared for 5 days.

A traitor...? Here? Hmm... I wonder...

...

From now own, let's keep an eye on our allies... We don't know them, after all.

* Blodeuwedd, Moira & Eirik gain the negative trait Wary for 5 days.

* Kari gains the negative trait Wary for 3 days.

## Gudrun & Blodeuwedd

 ### Where Do You Come From?

So, where do you come from?

You come from little Jarl Haraldson's village, hmm?

... \*I\* was asking the question, but... Yes. And you?

Hmmhmm...

...

Little Magnus was a good boy, hmmhmm...

You knew him?

AH! Of course I knew him, foolish girl! You weren't even a - stupid - idea in the mind of your parents that I foretold his future!

Blodeuwedd -10 to opinion of Gudrun

And he always brought me soup teeheehee...

...

* **What did you see?**

Did the gods speak to you?

Yes,yes... Very kind boy. Brought me soup everytime.

... Were you the court Völva?

Yes! Everyday! A good hot soup for old Gudrun teeheehee...

... Okay I get it, you want some soup... I'll bring some to you...

Gudrun -  Hunger

Is it dinner already? No wonder you're so fat if you eat between meals, girl!

Blodeuwedd +  Depression

* **So you come from our village?**

So you come from our Village? What a coincidence...

Yes,yes... Very kind boy. Brought me soup everytime.

... Were you the court Völva?

Yes! Everyday! A good hot soup for old Gudrun teeheehee...

... Okay I get it, you want some soup... I'll bring some to you...

Gudrun -  Hunger

Is it dinner already? No wonder you're so fat if you eat between meals, girl!

Blodeuwedd +  Depression

 ### Healing Salves

You could make some healing salves for us?

What?

HEALING SALVES!

I heard! No need to scream like a fishwife! WHAT you need healing for, dumb girl? And before you ask, I don't have a potion to cure your idiocy.

...

* **I feel depressed**

Then replace your husband. Kekekekekekekeke...

Very funny.

Here, take this balm.

* Player receives Celandine Ointment.

... Are you SURE it will work?

Don't know. That's all that I have. Try it, and you'll tell me if you feel better.

... Grumble...

* Blodeuwedd: -10 to opinion of Gudrun

* **My wounds hurt**

???

* **I'm feeling sick**

???

* **I'm feeling tired**

Carrying around that fat ass of yours? No woder.
Kekekekekekeke...

Very funny.

Here take this balm.
+ Angelica Ointment
... Are you sure it will work?
Don't know. That's all I have. Try it, and you'll tell me if you feel better.

...Grumble...
Blodeuwedd: -10 to opinion of Gudrun

 ### Guidance

Gudrun... I-... I need your guidance on something.

Ditch your husband.

What?! No... What? No... That's not what... How would you know it was about Eirik?

When women come asking for guidance, half of the time it's because they want to leave their husband. And for the other half... It's not bad advice nonetheless. Teeheeheee.

Can you... Can you ask the runes for me? Please.

Hrmpff... You already have the answer...

...

... But I guess it can't hurt to ask the runes... Bring me some food.

Here! Do you need something else for the ritual?

No. I was just hungry. So... What do you want to ask the gods? Choose well.

* **What should I do?**

AH! THAT is a good question!

* Gudrun: +20 to opinion of Blodeuwedd

Not like the other ones you had in mind... Stupid girl. The gods say...

You don't throw the runes?

PWAH! That's just a cheap trick. The real thing is right here, in my head. So... THE GODS SAY... Tchh I lost it! Sorry girl, you made me lose the connection.

Can't you try again?

IT'S GONE! So now get lost, you're making me mad.

* Gudrun gains the trait  Angry for 3 days.

* **What should I do with Björn?**

The gods say... Kill him.

How?

USE THE SNAKE.

The snake?

THE SNAKE HE BITES. BUT ITS VENOM HE STRIKES.
THE SNAKE'S LAIR IS THE KEY. SHOW MERCY TO YOUR ENEMY.

* Blodeuwedd gains the trait  Völva Prophecy (Wisdom +10, +15% to XP gains, +10% to Depression Increases)

* **What should I do with Kari?**

*Gudrun throws some runic stones and stares at them for a while.*

The gods say... Ditch your husband.

Really??

Stupid girl! Do you think the gods worry about your insignificant problems?! THEY don't care. I don't care. So now get lost and deal with it.

* Blodeuwedd: +  Depression

* Gudrun: -20 to opinion of Blodeuwedd

* **What should I do with Eirik?**

*Gudrun throws some runic stones and stares at them for a while.*

The gods say... Ditch your husband.

Really??

Stupid girl! Do you think the gods worry about your insignificant problems?! THEY don't care. I don't care. So now get lost and deal with it.

* Blodeuwedd: +  Depression

* Gudrun: -20 to opinion of Blodeuwedd

## Gudrun & Eirik

 ### Not Fond Of The Gods.

This event does not appear to have a trigger and occurs randomly

...

...

I'm not very fond of the gods right now, you know?

They don't seem to be very fond of you either, boy.

True... You think... I upset one of them?

AH! You remind me of Baldr... Got a beautiful birthday present from his mummy, feeling almighty... And got shot in the ass by a blind geezer. Tch! Serves him well...

... Okay... I don't quite understand the comparison with my life, but well... Not that I care.

Pwah! Of course you don't! Kekekekeke... Would you yet know more?

* **Yes**

Then, listen well boy.

Gudrun +10 to opinion of Eirik

*Now do I see the earth anew. Rise all green from the waves again; The cataracts fall, and the eagle flies, And fish he catches beneath the cliffs.*

... I still don't see the point.

Eirik + Wisdom

Of course you don't.
* **No**

Then, listen well boy.

Gudrun -10 to opinion of Eirik

I said no...
*Now do I see the earth anew. Rise all green from the waves again; The cataracts fall, and the eagle flies, And fish he catches beneath the cliffs.*

... I still don't see the point.

Eirik + Wisdom

Of course you don't.

 ### The Crow's Curse

... Gudrun, I was wondering... In case of emergency... Would you let us eat that dark nasty bird that follows you everywhere?

AH! Teeheeheeheeee... You don't fear... THE CROW'S CURSE?

...

* **Hmm...**

D-... Did you really curse this crow?

* Eirik gains the negative trait Unbeliever permanently.

AH! Who knows... Until you don't kill it, it may as well be cursed, and as well not.

... Errr...

I'll explain it to you with simple words... Don't. Eat. The. Crow!

* Gudrun: -10 to opinion of Eirik

* **No**

Keep your fairystales for children... I don't believe in them.

Eeeheeheeheeheeee...
Fairystales yes, yes...
They hide the truth, but the truth they hide is true.

... Errr...

* Eirik gains the negative trait Scared for 2 days.

I'll explain it to you with simple words...
Don't. Eat. The. Crow!
* Gudrun: -10 to opinion of Eirik

## Gudrun & Kari

 ### How Have You Survived?

I just keep wondering, how the Hel did you survive on your own in this forest, granny?

...

...

...

Hey! You hear me??

...

By the gods grandma Troll is deaf as a stone!

AH!

AAAh! You scared me, granny!

I wonder how YOU managed to survive this long. Little piece of meat on legs, always making ugly noises with her mouth.

Hey! YOU're ugly!

By Odin... And no brain... Poor little thing... The gods didn't favor you very much, hmm?

Heeeeyyy!

Whaddaya do? You try to lure some bird? HEY! HEY! HEY! Kekekekekeke! Look! One's coming right behind you! Duck! Duck!

Wh-...?! B- but! Where?

Eeeheheeheheeee... At least you're funny. You'll make an above average buffoon for our village.

* Gudrun: +10 to opinion of Kari

... \*sniff\*...

* Kari: +  Depression

 ### Almost Dead

Hey! You!

...?

What's your name again? Kira? Kora? Yes. Stupid name.

...

Fetch me some water.

I'm not your personal slave, old troll.

* Kari: -10 to opinion of Gudrun

Thanks the gods! You are useless and rude. And you're almost dead, too.

Fu-... Wait what?!

Looked yourself in a mirror lately? You're pale as my husband. And he died long ago.

Stop messing with me! I-... I'm fine!

You sure?

I just have a small pain in my stomach now and then, but it's nothing...

AH! I knew it...

What? Am I cursed? Will I \*sob\* really die like a dog?

Not if I make you the cure.

* **She's messing with me**

You're making fun of me, again!. I'm FINE!

Kari gets Angry

Do as you want, for what I care.

I already have much to worry about people in good health here, don't have time to take care of a walking corpse.

...

Now shoo! Shoo!

* Gudrun: -10 to opinion of Kari

???

* **Make it!**

Then make it! PLEASE!

* Kari gains the negative trait Depressed for 4 days.

Of course, of course... I'll just need some leaves from this tree, there, one of your hair... And some water.

I'll bring everything to you right away!

Teeheeheeeheeheee...

* Gudrun: +10 to opinion of Kari

## Gudrun & Moira

 ### Glad To Have You On Board

Glad to have you on board... People should start stopping calling ME a witch.

You don't hear the voices?

Voices? ... Apart from the voice of an old lady, no.

Pwah! You hear them. They told me. You just don't know yet.

... I \*feel\* things, sometimes... Like a chill... Or a headache...

No no no! Dumb girl. It's just a cold. \*sigh\* You have much to learn...

...!

* **I don't want to learn**

???

* **Teach me master!**

... And I assume that you could teach me all these secrets?

AH! I could indeed, yes... Hmmhmm... But are you ready to go all the way through? I may not seem like it, but I'm old. My time on Midgard is almost finished.

Oh, if I can put your mind at ease, you LOOK and ACT old. And I won't talk about the smell...

AH! Teeheeheee...

* Gudrun +20 to opinion of Moira

 ### The Dead Jarl

My sister told me that you MAY come from our hometown?

...

You knew the jarl?

The dead one? Yeah.

Magnus' father? You're THAT old?

No. And no.

... You're talking about Magnus HARALDSON...? Tall. Long beard. Curly hair. Long axe.

Little Magnus, yes... You're quite slow for the smart one of the group, you know?

But... He's not dead...

AH! Dead as my hopes to make this good-looking Björn my husband!

Dead... He died while we were at sea, then.

No no no... Dumb girl! He died the day you left.

What?! How would you know?

I KNOW when he died. And I KNOW when you left. Same day.

... *(VERY suspicious! Hmm...)* And who is Jarl now? He didn't have any sons.

His dumb brother. "Thor's Hammer" they call him. Pwah!

Hagbard.

Yeah. Him. \*spit\*

Hmmhmm...

 ### Völva Secrets I

Dumb girl! It's time.

Time for your daily poop, granny?

No no no... Hrmpff... Time for you to learn the secrets of the Völva.

...

If I don't force a few things into your bird brain, this power will be lost forever.

What kind of power are we really talking about? Apart from the power to rebuke anyone, and to fall asleep at any time, I haven't seen much magic from you.

Teeheeheee... It's because you don't know how to look. Magic is strong on this island. You'd feel it too, if you were trained.

... I MAY feel something in the air... Whispers in the wind.

Yes... Yessss... Close your eyes and empty your brain of any thoughts.

* Gudrun +10 to opinion of Moira

It should be easy for you.

...!

Did you see it?

I-... I'm not sure... It was like when you try to remember a dream. I saw... Something... In the sky and beneath our feet at the same time. Something beyond reason, something not belonging to Midgard.

* Moira gains the trait  Völva Apprentice I permanently.

* Moira: +  Depression

... The magic here is very different from what I'm used to. I never felt it so easily, but as the same time, in such a wild form.

...

If what you saw raised your interest, we'll talk again. And you'd better listen!

 ### Völva Secrets II

Are you ready to be taught?

* **Nope**

WRONG! I will teach you. Shut your big teethy mouth now.

* Gudrun: -10 to opinion of Moira

I'll teach you how to invoke a storm.

Easy. You just have to ask Thor. Nicely.

WRONG! He is drunk most of the time. He doesn't listen. You have to catch a fish, the lingcod. Ask that simpleton Eirik to do it for you, if you're lazy. You carve the Vindgapi magic symbol on its head. Then, you use a crow's feather to put some blood from your right foot on the symbol. DON'T TOUCH MY CROW! Find your own. \*spit\* Then you impale the fish head on a stake and sink it where sea and earth join together. Turn the fish head in the direction where the wind should blow.

... That's it?

AH! Remember, the higher the fish head is, the stronger the storm will be.

Okay, okay... That's very... Specific.

AH! What were you thinking? That black magic was invoked by chance? Pwah!

* Moira gains the positive trait Völva Apprentice II permanently.

* **Yes master**

???

 ### Völva Secrets III

I've taught you theory, now let's practice. Bring me some water.

Here master. Are we going to make a potion?

No. I was thirsty. We'll make a ritual. Nábrók.

Nábrók? Death... Pants?

Necropants, yes. Will bring you wealth. Now come.

*Gudrun leads Moira to a small cave not far from camp, under the moonlight.*

Where are we? I never noticed this cave before.

Shh... You'll scare out little friend. Teeheee.

*That's when Moira noticed a man, one of Björn's men, lying in a pool of blood.*

WHAT THE...!!!

Tsk tsk, don't be a wuss... He's almost dead. I brought him here after one of your stupid fights. So, back to our ritual. You have to get his consent.

... For what?

Exhume his body and cut him up from belt to his feet.

WHAT?!

Do it. We don't have all night.

* **No way...**

You're kidding me, right? No way I'm doing this...

Tsk tsk tsk... We just started, and you're already failing.

* Gudrun: -20 to Opinion of Moira

*Gudrun swiftly unsheathes a knife and slices the man's throat.*

HEY! YOU'RE CRAZY?!

AH! He was agonizing, dumb cow! You'd prefer I let him suffer for days?

...

\*Grumble\* Wasting good ritual material like that \*grumble\* \*grumble\* should slice HER throat... \*grumble\*

* Gudrun: -20 to Opinion of Moira

* **It's part of the training...**

With a few chosen words, the dying man accepts the deal.

Moira gets Voila apprentice III

GOOD! And now...

* Gudrun: +20 to Opinion of Moira

Gudrun Swiftly unsheathes a knife and slices the man's throat.

HEY! YOU'RE CRAZY?!

AH! He was agonizing, dumb cow! You'd prefer I let him suffer for days? Now we bury him.

And when you say "we", you mean "I", I presume?

You're learning fast, child. Master is proud of you.

Moira took a few long hours to bury the corpe... And they went back to the shelter in Silence.

* Moira: +  Depression +  fatigue

 ### Völva Secrets IV

Hmrpff... You, come here.

You could learn my name someday, you know? It doesn't hurt.

How do they say "ugly cow" in welsh?

Forget it...

* Moira: +  Depression

You're progressing poorly. You're too slow.

You're a very bad teacher, you know?

AH! We'll need to take a little shortcut... I have made some preparations... You'll only need to...

What will I need to do this time... Cut the breasts from my sister and wear them with pride?

No, that's just ridiculous. You'll have to make... A human sacrifice.

...

...

That's all?

That's all.

And where will I find someone willing to give his life for me?

You can kill me. I've done my time here.

Seriously?

Kekekekekeke... Of course, dumb cow. You sacrifice me, you take a considerable amount of power. Transferring my power to a young body. Nothing wrong with that.

*(By the gods... She's dead serious!)*

* **I will do it**

AH! GOOD!

* Gudrun: +20 to Opinion of Moira

I'll finish the preparations, next time we talk... We'll have to do it.

* **No way...**

Gudrun... I can't kill you...

Tchh! I suspected you would chicken out...

* Gudrun: -20 to Opinion of Moira

AH! Good idea! A chicken should suffice. Bring me a chicken.

But Gudrun... We only have sheep on this island.

BRING ME A SHEEP, THEN! \*Grumble\* \*grumble\* If it's all you have... \*grumble\*

* Gudrun: +  Depression

\*Grumble\* A WILD one... Or else the magic will be weak. I'll finish the preparations, next time we talk... We'll have to do it.

 ### Völva Secrets V

It's time.

... Hmm, maybe tomorrow? I don't feel good tonight...

WRONG! Tonight the moon is good. It's time I said. You're ready, dumb girl?

...

* **Sacrifice Gudrun**

You're crazy, but let's do it.

Good, good... Take this dagger. And do it.

...
You don't want me to do it during your sleep...?

Hmrpff... It makes the magic weak. I took some mushrooms, dumb girl. I won't feel anything.
Do it. NOW!

* **Do it**

This is crazy...

Moira takes a deep breath, closes her eyes, and stabs Gudrun in her heart. The old witch passes away in silence, an ugly grin on her pale face.

* sniff\*...Crazy...

Moira will stay the whole night crying over the body of Gundrun.

* Moira + depression

Her mind is blank, her stomach is heavy.
She just hopes that Gundrun was telling the truth...

* Moira gains trait Human Sacrifice (-3 to -6 fatigue and sickness +4 to +8 Depression every night)

* Grundrun Epitath.

* **I can't do it**

???

* **Sacrifice a Wild Sheep**

Here's the sheep.

You'll have to tie it up here, where i carved the symbol.

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***Handle the beast (Beast Handling check)**

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* **Failure**

???

* **Sucess**

Moira manages to tie the beast up and place it on the ground. The poor sheep is screaming like Hel.

...

Take this dagger. And do it.

...

Right there. You see its heart ponding.

* **Do it**

Moira stabs the poor beast right in its heart. Blood is spurting from the agonizing beast. Moira is frozen in terror, and soon covered in blood.

Moira gains depression

...

...
Feel it?

... Yeah...

Moira gains Beast Sacrifice

Good. In my young time, I would ride a muscular dumb warrior after a sacrifice... teeheehee

* Gudrun: +20 to Opinion of Moira

...
Never thought i would say that, but you know what? I'll pass.

* **I can't do it**

??

* **I can't do it**

???

* **I can't do it**

Sorry Gudrun... I can't do it.

* Moira: **Courage** -10

\*Grumble\* \*grumble\*... \*Grumble\* \*grumble\*... \*Grumble\* \*grumble\*...

... A- Are you okay?

\*Grumble\* \*grumble\*... \*Grumble\* \*grumble\*...

*(I should leave her alone... Before she puts a curse on me...)*

* Gudrun: -50 to Opinion of Moira

## Gudrun & Angelico

 ### Your God

This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.

\*intense glare\*

...

\*intense glare\*

What?

Hmrpf... How many oxen your so-called god can lift with one hand?

How many... What!

How many Einherjars you have?

What's an... how do you say it?

Pwah! I'm sure your god couldn't have slained Ymir. Or even a weak one like Olvaldi.

Hmm... I'm not sure what you are talking about, but... My Lord has power over everything there is!

Everything?! PWAH! Don't make me laugh! What is his domain?

As it said in the Bible, He rules over all the kingdoms of the nations. In his hand are power and might, so that none is able to withstand him!

Hmrpf... Does he make it rain?

Of course! Everything that is happening on earth is His own will.

Hmm... So why does he not help you, if he can do anything?

The ways of the Lord are not the ways of man... Everything He does has a meaning that eludes our understanding.

AH! Maybe he's just playing with you! He may be from Loki's side of the family, then... Kekekeke...

* Angelico: -10 to opinion of Gudrun

## Gudrun & Cissé

 ### Happy Gudrun

This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.

Teeheehee...

Hmm...? Yes, Gudrun?

Teeheeheeheehee...

That's good to see you smile, but... Can you tell me what makes you so happy? Maybe it will make me smile too!

Ooooh... Gudrun could make you very happy, handsome black man... Teeheehee!

* Gudrun: +20 to opinion of Cissé

...! Ah! Err... Hmm... That was unexpected! Ahaha! I don't think... err... how can I put it...

You know where to put it, right?

Owowowowowow! Gudrun, please... Don't... Erm... say things like that!

You're right, let's stop the foreplay... let's get physical now! Kekekekekeke!

DON'T COME NEAR ME! Look, listen... As we say in my land, you cannot build a house for last year's summer...

Oh don't worry, I don't want to move in your house, I just want your c-...

OKAY! Weeeeeeell... Sorry Gudrun, we'll continue this discussion another time, okay? I hear Blodeuwedd shouting me name... She needs me. Okay? Bye!

* Cissé gains the negative trait Nightmares for 4 days.

Kekekekekekekekekeke...

* Gudrun: +20 to opinion of Cissé

* Gudrun: -  Depression

 ### Learning Spells

This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.

Psst... Wanna make a spell together? Just the two os us... Teeheehee!

Erm... Sorry but I am not a wizard, Gudrun. I may sometimes hear the spirits, but that's all.

Pff! That's the same, silly. You don't have the knowledge, but you have the power.

You think so? I don't know...

You know nothing, Cissé. Let me guide your hand and dive with me into the black arts!

...

* **No way**

???

* **That may be useful...** (**Wisdom**)

Failure
???

Success

... These are troubled times... We have to make sacrifices if we want to survive. I accept your offer.

Sacrifices... yes, yes... you are on the good path. But there is more... much more! Would you like to know more?

* Gudrun: +20 to opinion of Cissé

I'm already regretting this...

SO! Who will we curse? Hmm... An easy target. That brat maybe, what's her name again...? Grumble...

Kari?

YES! That's it. You see, you are already making progress. Remembering stupid names is half the work.

Could we skip the "curses" topic? I'd prefern learn about positive magic... that could help people.

Pwah! Getting rid of that annoying wild girl would make a lot of good to this camp, believe me. Kekekekeke...

... Do you know some healing spells, for example?

... You just have to pour some herbs in water and convince people it will work... there is no magic there, idiot.

The power of words... words can be more powerful than axes!

AH! Maybe... But you have to find the good ones, at the right time... hard stuff. You can't go wrong with swinging an axe on people's heads.

That's hardly magic, though. You really don't want to teach me anything, do you?

Tchh... I'll teach you the runes... what you make of it is up to you.

* Cissé: + **Wisdom** experience.

## Gudrun & Lady Tomoe

 ### It's Coming

This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.

It's coming.

Hmm...?

THE GIANTESS OLD IN IRONWOOD SAT IN THE EAST, AND BORE THE BROOD OF FENRIR AMONG THESE ONE IN MONSTER'S GUISE WAS SOON TO STEAL THE SUN FROM THE SKY

... Is this a prediction about me?

Is it? And would you yet know more?

...

* **Yes**

??

* **No**

Hmmm... THERE FEEDS HE FULL ON THE FLESH OF THE DEAD AND THE HOME OF THE GODS HE REDDENS WITH GORE DARK GROWS THE SUN, AND IN SUMMER SOON COME MIGHTY STORMS... WOULD YOU YET KNOW MORE?

... I said no in the first place...

... Is dinner already served? Old Gudrun is hungry! Teeheehee!

* Lady Tomoe: + Wisdom Experience

## Gudrun & Parvaneh

 ### Love Potion

This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.

Hey granny, want to make yourself useful for once?

I can. You'd make a bloody good sacrifice to Heimdall. The naughty one.

Hmmm... I'll pass! No, I was wondering if you knew how to brew potions that drives men... mad.

Berserker? Stupid cow, everyone knows it's mushrooms, not potions that-...

No, no... Not that kind of mad... Something that could drive a man mad... with love!

AH! Teeheeheeheehee...

* Gudrun: +10 to opinion of Parvaneh

Hmmm... I'm sure that if I squeeze your tits I'll collect enough milk to brew such a potion!

Teeheeheeheehee... You're funny. So, you have something for me?

* Parvaneh: +10 to opinion of Gudrun

...

* **Yes**

Take this.

By Mohamad's ankle! It smells like... Urgh, I don't even want to think about what it smells like!

Drink it. Now.

But...

You want him, right? You want the strong viking warrior's sword inside you? Kekekekeke... So drink it!

* glups\*... I-... I don't feel... so well...

* Parvaneh gains the negative trait  Nausea for 1 day.

Kekekekekeke...

* Gudrun -  Depression

When will it \*burp\* be working?
* Parvaneh +  Sickness

You'll see... Teeheeheeheheehee... Now shoo! You smell like a troll's fresh turd.

* Parvaneh gains the negative trait Stinky for 3 days.

* Eirik: +50 to opinion of Parvaneh

* **No**

No. But I can see your future.

A prediction? How fun! Please, read my fortune!

You'll end up sad and alone.

WHAAAT?! But you didn't even look at the lines in my hand! Or throw some runes or whatever?!

No need for that... Just look at yourself, and you'll know I'm right.

...

Parvaneh +  Depression

* Parvaneh gains the negative trait Depressed for 4 days.

 ### Teach Me

This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.

Still not dead, granny? Maybe you could teach me a trick or two before you pass away...? So that your incredible knowledge doesn't go to waste.

... Hrmpf... No.

What? Whyyyy?! Pffff... I can learn, you know! I'm not dumb!

I know that you are not dumb. For a foolish girl. No, no... I can't make you my apprentice. It's tempting, but... No. You already have the power to bewilder any man... and many women. You don't need magic... you would be too powerful.

... I'll take that as a compliment. But that's not fair! Only ugly women can become witches then?

No, no... There are many beautiful women who became witches. But... it never ended good... You may become an even greater threat than Björn! That would be annoying, I don't want that.

Grumble... Nothing you said makes sense to me, old fart.

* Parvaneh: -10 to opinion of Gudrun

I hope that you'll die alone and sad.

AH! You foresaw your own future? See, you already have magical powers! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!

## Gudrun & Yaghoub

 ### Under The Weather.

This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.

I'm feeling a bit under the weather... wouldn't you happen to have some remedies for me?

Take off your shirt.

... Err, okay, but... the pain is coming from my throat, actually...

Fool! If you want me to heal you, I need to have a good look at your muscular body.

...

Teeheehee!

* Gudrun: +20 to opinion of Yaghoub

Do you see something?

... Here, drink this potion. Now.

... O-okay... Are you sure? I'm starting to feel better already...

Drink.

* sigh\* You're a tough haggler. \*glups\* ... I feel... weird... What was this...

* Yaghoub:  Nausea

*Yaghoub's head started spinning and spinning, everything around him was a blurry mess, apart from the shape of Gudrun... She was... different... beautiful... he felt his heart bumping as she laid her hand on his bare chest...*

Teeheeheehee...

* Gudrun: +20 to opinion of Yaghoub

*Her head was approaching his, in slow motion. One part of him felt like throwing up, but the other part felt it was only natural...*

* **Wake up! (Wisdom**)

Failure
???

Success
*Yaghoub fought the spell he was woven into, and managed to break it!*

* Yaghoub: +5 **Wisdom**

*His mind cleared just in time before Gudrun's lips touched his...*

Are you crazy, woman?! What have you done to me??

* Yaghoub: -20 to opinion of Gudrun

Kekekeke... You're strong! I like men that give me a hard time... Teeheehee!

... I warn you, don't you ever. Go. Near. Me. Again!

* Yaghoub: -50 to opinion of Gudrun

* **Kiss her**

*Yaghoub closed his eyes. He felt something scratchy on his lips. And a terrible smell. And then... It was as if his soul was being sucked up by an incredible force!*

* Yaghoub: +  Fatigue

*He was weakening by the minute!*

* Yaghoub: +  Fatigue

*Just before his powers left him entirely, Gudrun stopped and he fainted on the ground.*

Kekekekeke... Yummy...

* Gudrun: -  Fatigue

* Gudrun gains the positive trait Refreshed for 3 days.

* Gudrun gains the positive trait Fortified for 3 days.

* Gudrun gains the positive trait Energised for 2 days.

* Gudrun gains the positive trait Tasty meal for 2 days.

*Yaghoub woke up hours later with no memories of what happened... His body was empty of any energy, it took him days to recover.*

* Yaghoub gains the negative trait Weak for 7 days.

*But on a brighter note... He didn't felt sick anymore.*