Operation: F.R.O.D.A.R.G./Transcript

**Numbuh 650.30:** It has the body of a dinosaur, the spikes of a dinosaur. The claws of a tiger...

**Numbuh 1:** Why not the claws of a dinosaur?

**Numbuh 650.30:** Cuz he'll just be a dinosaur with a frog face.

**Numbuh 650.30:** Now help me barricade the door *(pulls the shelf to barricade the door)* so the Frodarg can't claw through and drink our brains like milkshakes!

**Janice:** I saw the beast my self when I was just a little girl. I mean the monster definintly wasn't me. I was stinkin' adorable, and you know how much the Frodarg likes eating cute little Koonian children. *(Numbuh 650.30 and Karina are scared)*

**Tid:** But don't worry, you'll be safe, as long as you follow the rules of the Frodarg.

**Karina:** What're the rules?! Hurry up and tell us the- *(Numbuh 650.30 covers her mouth)*

**Tid:** One: never take a shower. The more you'll smell like a swamp, the less you'll smell like dinner.

**Numbuh 650.30:** No bath. Way ahead of you.

**Karina:** Okay.

**Tid:** Two: keep raw liver handy. Liver to the Frodarg is like garlice to a vampire.

**Janice:** We always keep some for nights like this *(pulls out liver from cooler)*

**Numbuh 650.30:** Liver means we live.

**Tid:** And three: never turn out the lights! It can only see in the dark.

**Janice:** I don't care if we blind the neighbors or everyone inside this ship. If we're going to survive this night, you must turn off *all* the lights!

**Numbuh 650.30:** Every single one of them, got it.

*(Scene cuts to Numbuh 1 cleaning the spaceship.)*

**Numbuh 1:** Smells like spring cleaning. No syrum will be smelled here.

*(Numbuh 650.30 enters.)*

**Numbuh 650.30:** Help me protect the spaceship. We've gotta lock the place down.

**Numbuh 1:** Good call; we can't let him get in.

**Numbuh 650.30:** We... wait, what are you doing?

**Numbuh 1:** Cleaning up the spaceship to make it smell all nice and fresh. Here, take this no-tear shampoo. Smell that ocean breeze through the windows and doornobs. *(throws the shampoo to Numbuh 650.30)*

**Numbuh 650.30:** *(blocks away the shampoo)* No! We can't make the spaceship smell all nice and clean, that's exactly what attracts the Frodarg!

**Numbuh 1:** Frodarg? Oh, shut up Numbuh 650.30. We've got real problems now.

**Numbuh 650.30:** Bigger than a tiger-clawed dino-frog from Koon that slurps brain milkshakes?

**Numbuh 1:** Way bigger! The Villains Next Door knows about the syrum, and they've sent the best - Bug the Pug.

**Numbuh 650.30:** A pug? A dog that's happy and sad at the same time?

**Numbuh 1:** Whatever you need.

**Numbuh 650.30:** So my parents gave me and Karina some rules to stop the Frodarg.

**Numbuh 1:** THERE IS NO FRODARG!

**Numbuh 650.30:** DOGS AREN'T SPIES! *(pulls out raw liver from the cooler)* Raw liver. Bog monsters hate it.

**Numbuh 1:** *(takes the liver from Numbuh 650.30)* And dogs love it! *(puts it back inside the cooler)*

**Numbuh 650.30:** Now's not the time to argue. No matter what's coming - which is the Frodarg - it's up to us to protect this sector.

**Numbuh 1:** You're right. We need help from the rest of this sector.

**Numbuh 650.30:** What?! And set up a kid buffet?! Why not put up a sign: All-Frodarg-Can-Eat?! *(wrestles Numbuh 1)*

*(Numbuhs 1 and 650.30 stop wrestling when Numbuh 10,560 enters.)*

**Numbuh 10,560:** What's up, guys? Ooh! Human-alien battle to the death, huh? I always knew this day would come. If Numbuh 650.30 wins, I promise to hunt him down in your honor, sir! And if you win, I might reward you with something.

**Numbuh 1:** No, Numbuh 10,560! We're both fine.

**Numbuh 650.30:** I'm not. *(Numbuh 1 covers his mouth as he muffles)*

**Numbuh 1:** But we do have a crisis.

**Karina:** *(laughs)* He looks funny!

**Numbuh 650.30:** Dude, stop panicking.

**Karina:** I think he wants to play.

**Danny:** Why is he wearing a shirt? Only dogs with unclean souls wear shirts!

**Numbuh 650.30:** How are you more scared of a non-Frodarg?!

**Danny:** Nah, no way, man! It's wrong! That's in the bible!