Pedestrian Quotes

## Police officer 1

### Idle/Walking down the street

* "This hat smells like piss" (a reference to the old law about pregnant women pissing in a policeman's helmet)
* "I'll start giving a shit when i get paid to." (reference to the general lack of funding for police in GB)
* "People thank me for what I do every single day even though I work behind a desk."
* "If the crew finds out I'm just Dennis the Donut boy, I'm finished!"
* "I remember tazing kid for downloading an MP3.
* "How do you arrest a burn victim for eating his toys?"

### Chasing the player

* "Stop it!"
* "Stop right there!"
* "Do not run! Get-here!"
* "Hey, what's your favorite song!?"
* "I told you to stop fucking running!"
* "I just want to give you a high five!"
* "No, Stay there!"
* "I like the beach!"

### Arresting the player

* We got you now, bitch!
* "GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!" (reference https://youtu.be/PZ7SzAm92e4)
* "This'll be on Cop Wars" (reference to the shows like road wars and traffic cops that show coppers chasing criminals in britain)
* "Can't terrorize any more people with your handicap!"

## Burnout metalhead

### Idle/Walking down the street

* "I don't advise a haircut, man"
* "All hairdressers are in the employment of the government"
* "Hair are your ariels, man"
* We're gonna make a doll what shits it's self, man" (reference for above: https://youtu.be/zjt36D2k55g?t=469)

* "You need a Camberwell carrot, man"
* "They're selling hippie wigs in Wallwurtz man"

### Getting car stolen

* "I'll give you drugged onion"
* "Do you wanna be dosed?"
* "How long can you keep a grip on the rope"
* (todo)

### Being attacked

* "If i medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present"
* "You need a Camberwell carrot, man"
* (todo)

## Middle adged male pedestrian

### Idle/Walking down the street

* "Honestly, I've only had a few ales"
* "look here, my cousins a QC"
* (todo)

## Asshole male pedestrian

### Idle/Walking down the street

* "I voted for UKET"
* "My girlfriend is my mom, and she's also my sister. I don't know what that relation would be."
* "Gay people scare me!"
* "Just be paitient!"
* "She's 57 but she looks 90!"
* "She's 98, looks 24!"

### Getting car stolen

* "No way, you pissing shit!"
* "What!? No way!"
* "Hey, wanna get dinner?"
* "I have a compulsion to meet women. Just.... meeting them."

### Being attacked

* "Get some logic in your head you fuckin' tit!"
* "You fuckass!"
* "I hope you get anally raped!"
* "Make me some beans on toast ya' whore"
* "Wheres stalin when you need him?!"

## Anthony "Chips Guy" pedestrian

### Idle/Walking down the street

* "My excuse to be here? I don't know where i am."
* "You give good directions." (sarcastically)
* "For two quid you can't beat 'em"
* "You can put that in the fridge."
* "Thirty five...thirty-nine!"
* "These are cold!"
* "Where's the nearest chip shop?"

### Getting car stolen

* "I hope you're just jokin'."
* "But I gotta get to the chippy!"
* "But I only had thirty five-thirty nine payments left!"
* "I've got chips in the boot!"
* "No! I've gotta pick up a takeaway!"

### Being attacked

* "Is this some kind of youpube stunt!?"
* "I was just on my way to the chippy!"
* "You know what? Take my chips, I don't want them"
* "You trying to steal my chips?"

## Old woman pedestrian

### Idle/Walking down the street

* "I haven't had my period in 53 years."
* "Hello! It's grandma!"
* "I can't stop licking my bedsheets! Ugh!"
* "I love to knit and eat fruitcake because I'm 900 fucking years old"
* "Give grandpa a big lick on the nose!"
* "Eat your fingernails and fear the red man!"
* "I can't believe I got banned from the synagogue!"

### Getting car stolen

* "I don't even know how to drive!"
* "But I just went to get something to eat!"
* "I was outside chunking the tomato and now there's a bitch in my car!"
* -someone slamming on a piano-

### Being attacked

* "Watch out, grandma's on the move!"
* "Oh no! Stop attacking me?!?"
* "I don't think that's appropriate?"
* "We get it! You have fists!"
* "Would you believe someone threw out month old cabbage!?"
* "Leave me alone! I was supposed to go to the golf course!"

## Neil pedestrian

### Idle/Walking down the street

* Goddamn asset flippin'. Takin' all the good model making jobs from us Americans.
* I think I have a cyst on my head. Wanna look at it?
* I love shaking hands with strangers. My uncle bops taught me good.
* -Muttering staying alive to himself-
* I can't stop sucking butter!
* I'm a bunion man, no time to talk!

### Getting car stolen

* You're sick.
* Hold me closer, tiny dancer!
* For heaven's sake, I haven't had this happen since 1983!
* Is this my brother Jim?
* I don't know!??!?!

### Being attacked

* You're sick, player.
* Hold me closer, tiny dancer!
* I have crabs!
* Did you actually declaw your cat?
* -scream as loud as he can into microphone-