George Clooney (Episode)

This is the first episode of the first season. It aired on May 20th, 2012. In the episode, Eric interviews George Clooney (David Haskin) and Dolph Lundgren.

**Intro:**

* The announcer announces the show, Eric comes running. He jumps onto the chair, and into the sign breaking it.
* The band plays.
* Eric runs from the destroyed sign to the bands stage, he throws a drum, and then tackles the drummer through the set background. He beats the drummer and runs out.
* Eric jumps from his shelf, and into his desk, breaking the table.
* Eric throws a ladder into the shelf, breaking it.
* A shirtless Eric screams "My hands!" As he has dead chicken as his hands.
* We see Eric tangling up in the curtains.
* Eric rips his teeth out, blood spilling. An assistant walks over with a tray, Eric knocks the tray down and makes out with the assistant.
* Eric, in purple underwear, jumps from the chair into the curtains.
* Eric, nude, but with a censor bar, kicks the broken desk.
* Eric throws another drum, and calms down. He sits in his desk, and the set is fixed.

**Hannibal's Entrance:**

Hannibal enters through the curtains, and the audience claps.

**Eric's Monologue:**

Eric: Michael Jackson, he hasn't been in the news too much lately, right? It's like: Where you hidin', Jacko?

Hannibal: He's dead, man.

Eric: Are you serious?

Hannibal: Look at the crowd, man, don't look at me.

Eric: All right, whatever, so, uhm, Beyonce? She's trying to trim down on that bodyfat. Saw her without her shirt on, I was like: Whoo, who's that woman with six tits like a dog?

Hannibal: What?

Eric: I was like; Buddabuddabuddabuddabuddabudda

Hannibal: Wait, you... For real think that those words that you just said should be on television?

Eric: I'm dying...

Hannibal: We all are.

**Prank: Congratulations!**

A woman goes to throw away the trash, where Eric Andre jumps up with a white suit and congratulates her. He scares her and she runs away.

**George Clooney's Interview**

Eric welcomes George Clooney, and Eric asks George that before he sits down, can he perform some stand-up comedy. George agrees and walks up to a microphone. George talks about sparring with his buddies, while using weird hand movements. Eric talks to George about his wife, and as he talks, Eric pulls out two crabs. Eric asks George if he believes in God, where George says that "God is everything." As George talks about a squirrel, Hannibal is still on that George smashed his wife before she learned English. A bell dings, and it's time for the Coffee Challenge, where George chugs coffee. Eric asks George who he would rather have sex with, his mom or his dad, before George can answer we cut to a prank.

**Prank: The Civil War**

Eric and a friend, dressed as slaves, run away from a guard.

**Back with George Clooney:**

Eric attempts to talk to George about his new movie, but George starts randomly singing. Eric's desk is slid away, and a drumset slides over. Eric plays it.

**Prank: Touch A Stranger's Hand Day!**

Eric walks to a city bench, where he attempts to touch a stranger's hand, but the stranger refuses.

**This or That?**

Eric is about to welcome a guest, but the announcer announces that it's time to play This or That? Hannibal and Eric play, where Eric keeps losing and getting tortured.

**Prank: Touch A Stranger's Hand Day!**

Eric attempts to touch another stranger's hand, where he fails.

**Dolph Lundgren's Interview**

Eric welcomes Dolph Lundgren to the show. Eric talks about Dolph's aging, and talks about rapist blood. Eric brings up He-Man, and asks if Dolph has ever been in a She-Man. He talks about chemicals, buddaism. Eric eats a cake with his bare hands.

**Prank: Touch A Stranger's Hand Day!**

Eric touches ANOTHER stranger's hand, but this time it's different. He wins!

**Prank: Welcome to Hell!**

Eric scares a couple, while in a trash can. The guy yells at Eric.

**The Musical:**

Modern Time Machines and Retalliate play.