Werewolf Jones/Crisis Zone

**Werewolf Jones** is the Crisis Zone counterpart of the character of same name.

## Appearance

The same as Werewolf Jones's from the prime timeline.

## Personality

The same as Werewolf Jones's from the prime timeline.

## Powers and Abilities

The same as Werewolf Jones's from the prime timeline.

## Biography

In Crisis Zone, while drunk on a hot tub near the Jones Tower, a treehouse hotel built outside of Megg, Mogg & Owl's house by Diesel and Jaxon, Werewolf Jones accidentally set the whole building on fire, killing 38 people, in the so called "Werewolf Jonestown Massacre". After making Owl get fired of his job, he's forced to do camming so that they can afford to pay the rent.

Jones then moves to *TikTok* and starts to blow up. *Netflix* saw that they could make some money on Jones and gave him his own show called *Anus King™*.

Dracula Junior, with the assistance of Woody, goes after Werewolf Jones seeking revenge for the death of his son Dracula Junior Jr. in the massacre caused by Jones. Ian arrives and lies saying that Jaxon is the one who started the fire and also lies that he was at the beach, all part of Desi's manipulative plan to save his father from certain death. Drac chops Jones's nipple off and kidnaps Jaxon.

When Jones and his friends arrive at Drac's Crime-Warehouse, it's revealed that he's actually taking pretty good care of Jaxon, he has a racing car bed, a PS4 Pro, a Billie Eilish poster and *Hot Pockets* that purpoit to contain vegetables.

Later on, Dracula Junior returns to the house and legit proposes marriage to Jones. He wasn't joking, he seriously wanted the marriage to work, but was probably experiencing a mental breakdown at the time. They decide to do the wedding as the same time as the funeral for Dracula Junior Jr, Mrs. Mike, David Choe and Booger's thongs. Jones gifts Drac with a creepy doll he made of Junior Jr, which can say sentences clearly recorded by an inebriated Werewolf Jones.

*[To be completed]*

Near the end of the book, Jones suddenly shows up at the house and reveals that he has been released due to "celebrity privilege" after a COVID infection at the prison. Owl refuses to let him in stating that they are all doing good and the kids need stability, fearing for their health, and *Paypals* him $100 to rent a room somewhere and get a meal, even though Jones most probably didn't even have his phone with him, then he leaves, clearly hopeless and depressed. When Owl gets back inside, he doesn't tell anyone that Jones showed up.

The following day, Owl gets a call from the police letting him know that Werewolf Jones has been found dead under a bridge due to an overdose the same morning. Owl hangs up and tells Jennifer and Megg what happened and how much he regrets sending him away. Eventually they tell the kids and go to his funeral together in Mogg's van.

### Criminal Record

* **Assault**
* **Attempted Murder**
* **Child neglect/abuse**
* **Corruption**
* **Disturbing Public Peace**
* **Drug abuse**
* **Hate crime**
* **Indecent assault**
* **Indecent exposure**
* **Manslaughter:** While drunk on a hot tub near the Jone's Tower, a treehouse hotel built outside of Megg, Mogg & Owl's house, Werewolf Jones accidentally set the whole building on fire, killing 38 people, in the called "Werewolf Jonestown Massacre".
* **Reckless endangerment**
* **Terrorism**
* **Theft**
* **Voyeurism**