Asiamania!/Transcript

(opening title song, then Fairly Oddparents special-like credits)

(Richie is on Harvyond animating a Harvey Girls sex tape for 1 minute, until the Bloogey Boys show up)

Melvin: It's all over, bitch!

Richie: I didn't do anything.

Melvin: Let me see... (sees sex tape animation) Oh oh oh! Richie! How dare you make a sex tape! You are grounded for 45 days! For your punishment, you're going to Asia with the Harvey Girls for 45 days of your groundings!

Richie: Aw crap. How I do it?

(Richie got a message in phone and read it)

Richie: Attention: The contest. Answer the question and you will win a 45-day tour of Asia. That's the solve.

(Harvey Girls watching the films on tablet. Richie comes)

Richie: Girls! Girls! I have a big fucking news.

Audrey: If you have something important, why are you holding us in suspense and tell us right now?

Richie: Remember the contest, in which you had to answer the question?

Dot: Yeah. So what is it?

Richie: Wait... (shows a tickets to the Asia trip). Here!

Lotta: Are they tickets? To the Asia trip?

Dot: You won the another tickets?

Richie: Yeah. We will visit th the countries in Asia - from Japan, China, India and many others. So what you say?

Audrey: I would love to see the tigers in India, and who know what else...

Dot: In China will be a New Year celebrity in which we'll learn about dragons and fireworks.

Lotta: Sounds cool. When we'll move.

Richie: In half an hour. We need something for this trip.

Dot: So where do we start?

(Richie shows a map of Asia)

Audrey: Whoa. This is so big continent.

Dot: Which country will we start with?

Richie: Countries! (Singing a Rescue Pack parody) # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Afghanistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Brunei, Cambodia, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's China, Georgia, Georgia's not the US state, the Asian country, and Hong Kong, and India, a gleaming estate, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Indonesia, Iran and Iraq are twins, a different last letter, Israel, Japan, and Jordan join in, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, the Laos, Lebanon, Macau, Malaysia, and Maldives, oh yeah it's getting big, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Mongolia, Myanmar, Nepal and North Korea, and Oman, and don't you forget Pakistan, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's a lot to see, in Palestine, the Philippines, even Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and Singapore, the biggest is Russia, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's the very best ones, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Syria, Taiwan, Tajikistan, and Thailand, and Timor Leste, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Turkey, and, Turkmenistan, and United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, and finally Yemen, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! #

Audrey: So? Where we'll move?

Lotta: Let's to Japan first!

Richie: Okay.

(The SkyMansion lands on Japan)

Richie: Welcome in Japan. We're in Tokyo.

Dot: Tokyo - one of the most populous cities in the world. Apparently it has a lot of attractions.

Audrey: Well? Where to begin?

Lotta: Yeah, Richie? Where to begin?

Richie: Oh, shit, so many things to see. You know, Tokyo Disneyland, the Hello Kitty World thingy, this anime studio...

Audrey: Fuck you! We are not going to all of these!

Dot: Yeah, because I have been getting my thesis.

Richie: Well, let's go to the sushi shop.

Audrey: You know what? You're right, I've been hungry for some time.

Dot: Me too. Besides, I would like to try some Japanese food like sushi.

Richie: Yeah. My friend Chloe works there in Japan. Well, not Claireson, a different Chloe. Well, what we waiting for? Let's go.

(At the sushi shop)

Chloe: Hey Richie. Wow... You’re dressed already

Richie: Yep because I take the Harvey Girls at the shop

Chloe: Well let's pick something special.

Richie: Ok.

Dot: They have a lot of it. There is a lot to choose from.

Audrey: Yeah. It's hard to decide which pick.

Richie: So which you choose?

Dot: How about the rolled up ones?

Richie: Maybe I like it. How about this?

Audrey: Ohh the fish ones look good let’s get them.

Dot: I'm getting the seaweed ones.

Audrey: oh okay.............

(when they leaves at the sushi shop)

Lotta: So where now?

Richie: How about relaxing in Hot Springs? I know the most known place - Jigokudani Onsen.

Dot: Shit. Well, let's fucking take a look.

(They arrived to the Jigokudani Onsen Hot Springs)

Audrey: Nice view. And it’s really hot.

Lotta: Yeah. I know Audrey. Hey look! It’s Maria.

Maria: Hey girls. Do you miss me?

Richie: Yeah. I knew you see me during a cheerleading episode

Maria: Yes richie. I miss you too.

Dot: Thank you maria. \*hugs maria\*

Lotta: Oh Dot... I like how you hugged Maria

Richie: Me too. How about a trip to Thailand?

Dot: Cool. I wanna go there.

Audrey: Me too.

Richie: Alright Harvey Girls let’s go.

(Skymansion leaves to japan)

(Hour later skymansion land on Thailand).

Richie: Here we are. Welcome in Thailand.

Maria: Finally! A trip to thailand.

Audrey: Ok girls. What should we go first...

Lotta: Oh. How about we go to a gift shop.

Richie: Good choice. Lots of bunnies I like your thinking.

Maria: Well, what we waiting for? Let's go.

(They came to gift shop)

Gift shop worker: Hello. Welcome to a Thailand gift shop what can I help with you?

Maria: uhhhhhhhhh me, Richie, Lotta, Dot and Audrey would like to buy things.

Gift shop worker: oh.... what things could you buy.

Richie: Oh something over there.

Audrey: What is it Richie?

Richie: There. \*points at a shelf\*

Lotta: Cool that’s Crush4u merch im going to buy it,

Maria: Thank you Lotta.

Lotta: You're welcome.

Narrator: Three hours later...

(they leave at a gift shop

richie: ok girls what things do you want to go?

Lotta: Let's get rolled thai ices!

Dot: Xaden wants to meet us at the Bridge Over the River Kwai!

Audrey: Oh, there's a Dunkin Donuts right here!

Richie: Yeah, that's Dunkin Donuts Bangkok.

Maria: Well, let's go.

(They came to Dunkin Donuts Bangkok)

audrey: wow they had awesome donuts

richie: i agree with you audrey i’ll buy 3 donuts for you

richie: hey lola

lola: yes

richie: could we buy strawberry for audrey lemon for dot and lime for lotta

Lola: ok richie coming right up

Dot: Wow, nice ordering.

Richie: Thanks, I try.

Dot: I cannot wait to try the lemon donut! Why I am allergic to lemon flavor stuff.

(After the donuts)

Dot: Wow, the lemon donuts were good. Very.

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