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Skating Unlimited

***Skating Unlimited*** is the one hundred and seventeenth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Erin Whitehead. Things are getting a little wild at Steven's 47th roller rink birthday party! Follow the stories of a septuplet acting out, two coworkers going from business to personal, and a rare and passionate love.

## Episode Description

Erin Whitehead (Wild Horses) returns to join Zach and Jess for an all new musical packed with an adult party at a roller-skating rink, Red Robin corporate, and more. With songs like “Can Other Things Be Unlimited”, “No Accounting For How You Lift Me Up”, and “Slow (Couple’s Skate)”, it’ll make you want to put on your skating shoes and get on the rink!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Diane, HR
* Anthony
* Stephanie, Steven's wife
* DJ Deep Truths
* Marissa

### Zach Reino

* Steven, marketing
* Bryce, Lyft driver and landlord
* One of Steven's kids
* Christine, wallflower

### Erin Whitehead

* Barbara, accountant
* Jason
* Amy

## Songs

* "Who Says We're Too Old For This?" (9:34)
* "Can Other Things Be Unlimited" (14:40)
* "No Accounting For How You Lift Me Up" (19:50)
* "Kids' Side" (23:39) (Jason, Michael, Matt, Anthony, Marissa, Erin, Richie)
* "Slow (Couple's Skate)" (26:38)
* "Work to Play, Play to Work" (31:35)
* "WDWDWJ" (37:27)
* "What We Have Is Rare" (42:08)
* "A Line" (48:00)
* "Unlimited" (Finale) (51:37)

Closing Song:

* "Morning Beverage Time" (Honey and Water) (57:52)

Bonus Song:

* "Taft in the Bath" (5:00)
Reborn in the Fire: LIVE!

***Reborn in the Fire: LIVE!*** is the twenty-ninth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical Podcast.* It was recorded live at NerdMelt Showroom in Los Angeles, CA, on January 25, 2018 and released on January 30, 2018. The episode was released into the main feed on September 1, 2021.

## Episode Description

The one and only Rachel Bloom (*Crazy Ex-Girlfriend*) joins Jess and Zach LIVE for a new alternate-universe musical filled with orphans, fireman, Tom Cruise, and the most expensive restaurant in the world: Subway! With songs like "Why Do People Like Sports?," "Underground Bettin'" and "Recipe for Disaster," you'll need a Code Red to cool off from the heat of these songs! Plus, stay til the end for a very special live cast and crew q&a!

## Musical Cast

### Rachel Bloom

* Narrator Rachel
* Katie
* Cassandra

### Jessica McKenna

* Narrator Jess
* Tyler Jess
* Jezebel

### Zach Reino

* Narrator Zach
* Tyler Zach
* Podrick
* Maître D'

## Talkback Cast

### Rachel Bloom

* Producer Katherine Meehan (daughter of Thomas)
* Koala Trainer
* Costume Designer

### Jessica McKenna

* Casting Director
* Director Malcolm
* Prop Designer

### Zach Reino

* Set Designer Bobby
* Sir Patrick Stewart
* Prop Master
* Michael the Koala
* Katrina the Koala
* Robert the Koala

## Songs

* "Why Do People Like Sports?" (8:25)
* "Underground Bettin'" (12:55)
* "Recipe for Disaster" (18:24)
* "Sandwich of Destiny" (26:01)
* "Upside-Down Thailand" (32:22)
* "Edge of Tomorrow" (37:33)
* "Locked from the Outside" (42:48)
* "Make Us Your Kids/Open Door/The Cloak" (46:36)
* "Reborn in the Fire" (50:31)

Cut Song:

* "Thank You Daddy" (1:05:20)
Cats 2

***Cats 2*** is the one hundredth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Scott Aukerman, Ross Bryant, John Hartman, Jamie Denbo, Betsy Sodaro, Jon Gabrus, Paul F. Tompkins, Mitra Jouhari, Tawny Newsome, Carl Tart, and Nicole Parker. In the musical and fantastical land of Cats, meet an ensemble of feline characters with unique names and characteristics.

## Episode Description

For the 100th episode of Off Book, Zach and Jess proudly present CATS 2! With songs like “Tim, The Cat That Is Planning a Trip to New York”, “Ringtail LeCannes: The Cat who is Definitely not a Raccoon”, and “Bumblegrabs, The Cat Who Drives A Kite”, it’s the sequel to Cats you’ve been waiting for your whole life!

## Musical Cast

### Scott Aukerman

* Tim, the cat who’s planning a trip to New York

### Ross Bryant

* Ringtail LeCannes, the cat who is definitely not a raccoon

### Jamie Denbo

* Lexapronacious, the clinical depression and anxiety cat

### Jon Gabrus and Betsy Sodaro

* Toonie and Büts, the cartwheel sixty-nining cats

### John Hartman

* Slemony Lickets, the cat whose nose always hurts

### Mitra Jouhari

* Burnarella, the cat who always seems to get burned

### Jessica McKenna

* Mimsybottoms, the puckage cat

### Zach Reino

* Puddlypuddles, the cat that owns one shoe

### Carl Tart

* Uncle Mittenfuzz, the cat mechanic who works on everybody’s cat car

## Songs

* "Cats, Too" (2:49)
* "Tim: The Cat That Is Planning a Trip to New York" (8:58)
* "Ringtail LeCannes, the Cat Who Is Definitely Not a Raccoon" (14:32)
* "Slemony Licket: The Cat With The Always Hurt Nose" (18:48)
* "Lexapronacious, the Clinically Depressed Cat Who Is Anxious Too " (22:48)
* "Toonie and Büts' Cartwheel Sixty-Nine" (27:45)
* "Citrusta, The Edible Arrangement Cat" (32:11)
* "Burnarella: The Cat Who Always Gets Burned" (37:03)
* "Bumblegrabs, the Cat Who Drives a Kite" (41:05)
* "Uncle Mittenfuzz, the Cat Who Fixes Your Car" (47:00)
* "Stumbleshins: The Pregnant Bedrest Cat" (50:57)
* "This Is Cats 2/Nostalgia" (Finale) (55:40)

## Trivia

* Instead of a closing song, Zach and Jess do a post-show ending segment where they name cats from Cats the musical. This is thusly called "The Naming of Cats".
In the Name of Love the Musical: Logan Actually

***In the Name of Love the Musical: Logan Actually*** is the one hundred and thirty-third episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Scott Aukerman. In 2224, love is a finite resource where people will be taken if they use too much of it and cyber scientists are scrambling to figure out a solution. Signs point to a mysterious cave where U2 vocalist Bono has dwelled for hundreds of years...

## Episode Description

Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang! Bang!, Threedom) returns to Off Book and joins Zach and Jess for an all new musical packed with a future with finite love, cyber scientists, Bono & Edgebot, and more. With songs like “We Gotta Put Our Love On Lock”, “What Can We Do? (So You Can Love You Too)”, and “We Used To Love Our Cars”, it’s the perfect musical for anyone who needs a little more love in their life!

## Musical Cast

### Scott Aukerman

* Krevin 3, cyber scientist
* Bono
* Windowshakes, horse
* Guy who loved his car #2
* Hugo Bossman
* Love police #2

### Jessica McKenna

* Blitzby, cyber scientist
* Bono Jr.
* Love police #3

### Zach Reino

* Triger, cyber scientist
* Edgebot
* Guy who loved his car
* Auburn Amber, Storium clerk
* Curly, love police

## Songs

* "We Gotta Put Our Love on Lock" (3:08)
* "What Can We Do? (So You Can Love You Too)" (6:52)
* "Robot Blues" (10:56)
* "Edgebot's Dance Remix" (11:35)
* "We Used to Love Our Cars" (15:44)
* "Stop! (Whatever You Want)" (20:15)
* "The Siren's Not A Toy" (23:08)
* "Dog Collar Comedy Tour Jokes" (29:36)
* "A Dog Goes To St. Peter..." (34:04)
* "Stuck In A Moment" (42:40)
* "20 More Years" (49:52)
* "A Dog Goes To St. Peter... (A Retelling)" (52:20)
* "In The Name Of Love" (Finale) (54:54)

Closing Song:

* "There's A New Cop On The Street (His Name Is Jameson)" (The Song Zach Just Made Up) (59:57)
A Good 'Ol Mountain Christmas

***A Good 'Ol Mountain Christmas*** is the first holiday episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical* to be released after the official end of the weekly podcast. It features guests Paul F. Tompkins and Nicole Parker. The story follows family and friends as they celebrate Christmas at Aunt Sally's mountain home.

## Episode Description

It's here it's here! Paul F. Tompkins and Nicole Parker give us the greatest gift of all, by joining us once again to create a good ol' holiday musical! After that they stick around for our annual decent into madness, as we reinvent the 12 Days of Christmas.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Aunt Sally
* Shimmisy "Shimmis", Aunt Sally's niece
* Brandon and Candy's child
* Dolly Parton, Aunt Sally's neighbor
* Saint Nickorice, Nan's former lover and Rickorice's father

### Zach Reino

* Pieces, Aunt Sally's friend/lover
* Timmisy "Timmis", Aunt Sally's nephew
* Brandon/Jimmis, Aunt Sally's nephew-in-law

### Paul F. Tompkins

* Brute, Aunt Sally's friend/lover
* Wally, Aunt Sally's brother
* Brandon and Candy's child
* Rickorice "Rick", Nan's son

### Nicole Parker

* Nan, Aunt Sally's friend/lover
* Candy, Aunt Sally's niece

## Songs

* "Come One, Come All" (6:26)
* "Make A Promise" (12:46)
* "Ha Ha Ha Ha" (19:18)
* "Black Licorice Lung" (23:41)
* "They'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain When They Come" (32:11)
* "Wally's Lament/The Mountain is Calling" (38:10)
* "As A Joke Though" (44:35)
* "The Meeting/Tying Up Loose Ends" (50:37)

## Twelve Bears Of Christmas

1. Bears from Goldi...LOCKS
2. Two Bears in the Big Blue House
3. Three Bears named Yogi
4. Four Madeline
5. Five Paddingtons
6. Six Coca-Cola Mascot
7. Seven Poohs named Winnie
8. Eight Little Tintins
9. Nine Corduroys
10. Ten Teddy Ruxpins
11. Eleven Safety Bears named Smokey
12. Twelve Furry Daddies

## As We Say Every Week...

He's flying away!

1. ↑ https://art19.com/shows/off-book/episodes/db8d1643-6dea-4417-aef9-29569af618bf
And Then There Were Four

***And Then There Were Four*** is the two hundred and seventy-eighth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. Scott may not be here for this FamBand, but it doesn't make this any less of a Fam or a Band! We've got pet talk, friendship ~~pretzels~~ bracelets, Brett's concert stories, and a production of *The Seagull* Jess saw that was dreadfully boring unless you enjoy hard eye contact and feet. To all the new babies out there, welcome and good luck!

## Episode Description

We don't have Scott this week, but we DO have the rest of us and Zach's living room, and songs about Gods and trains and a story about how Brett met his least favorite guitarist. Chug a chooooooo!

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* Zach Reino
* Brett Morris
* Dana Wickens

## Songs

* "Fire Signs"
* "The Dark Texts (A Book About Trains)"
* "My Circle of Trust"
* "An Old Man, Solo at a Concert"
* "There Ain't Enough Room in This Town (For Feet as Pretty as Those)"
Mariah, Who Are Ya?

***Mariah, Who Are Ya?*** is the two hundred and twenty-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical*. It features guest Matt Rogers. Tired of her life as Sandy Kenyon's wife, Mariah turns over a new leaf when she befriends two other women as the three of them take New York City by storm and experience the wild side of living.

## Episode Description

Top guest, Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas, Q Force) is back! He joins Zach and Jess for a story of female friendship and finding yourself in NEW YORK CITY! Ever heard of it?!? Mariah needs to break away from her controlling husband and find her own joy. The best way to do that is with new friends, eclairs, a pile of gay men and the city that never sleeps. With songs like, "Mariah Who Are Ya?" "Gay Iconic" and "Drop the Book We're a Club" this one will get you to dance in the streets while you clutch your nine-inch heels!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Carlos, chicken finger vendor
* Janice Coachtable
* Cullen, vampire
* Whitney, heiress
* Trevor, gay guy
* Taxi driver

### Zach Reino

* Quizno's employee
* Barb Polisheofficer
* Janice, Janice's niece
* Trevor, gay guy

### Matt Rogers

* Mariah Cary
* Trevor, gay guy
* Sandy Kenyon

## Songs

* "Mariah Who Are Ya?"
* "A Flight"
* "Three Ladies Taking On New York"
* "Nothing Means A Thing When You Will Never Die"
* "Gay Iconic"
* "Drop the Book We're a Club"
* "And Just Like That" (Finale)
Jessica McKenna

***Jessica McKenna*** is the co-host and co-creator of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical Podcast* with Zach Reino. Prior to *Off Book*, she starred in Fox's sketch comedy television show, *Party Over Here*, and alongside Zach in ABC's musical comedy digital series *Serious Music.* She is a frequent guest of the podcast version of *Comedy Bang Bang!*, *Improv4humans,* and other comedy improv podcasts.

She performs at UCB with the musical improv house team, *Magic to Do* and *Baby Wants Candy*, both with Zach Reino.
Do Trust the "D" in Destiny

***Do Trust the "D" in Destiny*** is the sixty-first episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guests Hayes Davenport and Sean Clements of Hollywood Handbook.

## Episode Description

Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport aka “The Boys” of Hollywood Handbook join Zach and Jess for a very van der Beek-y musical filled with Joshua Jackson, peak TV, and Eartha Kitt(?!). With songs like “That’s What You Know Us From”, “Banana King”, and “Isn’t Life Sweet with James Van Der Beek”, you won’t be a crying Dawson after listening to this ep.

## Musical Cast

### Sean Clements

* Joshua Jackson Lookalike
* Delvin
* Joshua Jackson
* Jesse Pinkman

### Hayes Davenport

* James Van Der Beek Lookalike
* James Van Der Beek
* Michelle Williams
* Iron Fist, the White Ninja
* Delvin's Baby Brother
* Badger

### Jessica McKenna

* Katie Holmes Lookalike
* Vanessa
* Katie Holmes
* Krysten Ritter

### Zach Reino

* Three Sandwich Shop Patrons
* Delvin's Friend
* Eartha Kitt
* Nester Brigadoon, the Butler
* Charlie Cox
* Luke Cage
* Walter White

## Songs

* "That's What You Know Us From" (05:06)
* "Let Me Get My Hands on Your Locks" (10:35)
* "Banana King" (15:20)
* "Move in with Me" (22:41)
* "Isn't Life Sweet With James Van Der Beek" (28:46)
* "Poor Josh Jackson" (34:43)
* "Glittering Jamaican Ginger Beer" (39:09)
* "I'll Be B-ing You" (44:39)
* "Steps to Leaving/Poor Dawson/Banana King" (Finale) (52:15)

Closing Song:

* " I Don't Want to Wait" (I Don't Want to Wait) (58:20)
Q&A 2&A

***Q&A 2&A*** is the two hundred and thirty-eighth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical*. Zach and Jess answer burning questions from Sleepy Babies in this safely recorded, non-musical Q&A ep!

## Episode Description

Zach and Jess answer questions YOU ASKED, and also questions you didn't ask about the Book of Boba Fett and Game of Thrones.

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* Zach Reino

## Questions!

* How do Brett and Scott manage to play the same chords?
* Zach, how's Animal Crossing 2.0 treating you? Do you have Happy Home Paradise?
* How does Jess feel about being on Star Trek?
* Which is harder, starting a long-form narrative out of the blue or wrapping it up nicely at the end?
* How many hats does Jess own?
* If you had to describe each other as if it was a character breakdown on a casting call, what would it say?
* FMK: Fritos, Cheetos, Doritos
* What do you think would make a great musical but most people would not?
* What is your favorite musical by Sondheim, Lloyd Webber, Schwartz, and from the golden age?
* Will you do Cats 3?
* Would you rather have bellybutton lint or toe hairs burst into song randomly?
* What's your favorite type of duck? And if you could be a duck, what kind of duck would you be?
* Do you do live shows?
* Favorite type of cheese?
* What's the first CD or piece of music you remember buying?
* Which of you would win a Game of Thrones?
"A" Country Bear Jamboree

***"A" Country Bear Jamboree*** is the two hundred and thirty-second episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Mike Carlson, Jason Sheridan, and Scott Gairdner, hosts of Podcast The Ride. In this bonus episode, *Off Book* and Podcast The Ride come together to do two pods in one! Loosely based off the Disney attraction, Country Bear Jamboree, these friends go and see a show put on by bears and experience the performance of a lifetime.

## Episode Description

A Bonus episode! Our friends Mike Carlson, Jason Sheridan and Scott Gairdner from Podcast the Ride invited us into the nearby woods to watch a bunch of ole time-y bears sing songs, and you know that's EXTREMELY our kinda shindig. Come for the jug music, stay or the bears will get violent.

## Musical Cast

### Mike Carlson

* Mike
* Good Ol' Gumphrey

### Scott Gairdner

* Scott
* Rudy
* Van Morrison

### Jessica McKenna

* Jess
* Chrysanthemum Sue
* Security bear

### Zach Reino

* Zach
* Old Turnip
* Security bear

### Jason Sheridan

* Jason
* Juniper
* Security bear
* Julep, fast-talking possum

## Songs

* "Have You Ever Seen a Bear With Another Bear Singing a Song?"
* "Hats With Bugs"
* "Chrysanthemum Sue's Ballet"
* "He Got The Love Bug"
* "I'm Here Now!"
* "Firefly Hooch"
* "A Party's Not A Party (ft. Juniper on the Jug)"
* "Tin Can Pool"

## Trivia

* This episode was a collaboration with Podcast The Ride during their Country Bear Jamborweek. Head over to their feed for more bear content.
Marvel Sing-ematic Universe

***Marvel Sing-ematic Universe*** is the second *Off Book* multi-episode, long-form musical. Set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but needing no more context than that, each episode is a separate story with little connections that hint that everything takes place in the same property.

## Episodes

 Marvel Sing-ematic Universe (Part 6): Team Baby Rattlesnake! | Everything comes to a head as Clark gathers a team to defeat Lord Mader and save the world.
Mug Half Empty

***Mug Half Empty*** is the one hundred and fifty-seventh episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest John Hartman. There's been an upgrade! Welcome to *Off Book* 3.75, a remote recorded live narrative musical...with a guest! Trenton has a promising job, a tense relationship with his family, and a sour attitude on life. Follow his coming-of-age as a mug designer, a bad boyfriend, and someone who is getting warmer and warmer.

## Episode Description

This week on OFF BOOK version 3.75, we got a guest! John Hartman joins Zach, Jess, Scott, Brett and Dana (on one song!) for MUG HALF EMPTY, the musical! With songs like “Fashion Mugs”, “Screw Your Aunt” and “Can’t Spell Mug Without U”, this episode will be your new hot accessory for the season.

## Musical Cast

### John Hartman

* Designer #3
* Trenton

### Jessica McKenna

* Designer #2
* Betsy, Trenton's mom
* Unnamed assistant
* Crystal, Michael's employee
* Blair's grandma
* Mrs. Sinclair, Barbara's coffee owner
* Gladys, Crystal's aunt

### Zach Reino

* Designer
* Carl, Trenton's dad
* Mr. Shiny Pineapple, owner of Shiny Pineapple Stagers
* Blair Parkinglot
* Roberta, Trenton's great aunt

## Songs

* "Fashion Mugs"
* "What Matters Is On The Outside"
* "Throw It Away"
* "Screw Your Aunt"
* "You And Me Are The Same (Secretly In Pain)"
* "I Think It's Clear"
* "So Many Places To Hide"
* "You're Getting Warmer"
* "Can't Spell Mug Without U" (Finale)

## Trivia

* Setup Check! This episode took 35 minutes to set up.
* An *Off Book* 3.65 is mentioned, which is a method where Engineer Brett makes everyone put their mic up to their headphones for better syncing.
Home Is Where the Farmland Is

***Home Is Where the Farmland Is*** is the one hundred and seventy-first episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest John Gemberling. Experienced pool shark and farmland native Janine heads into the city to follow her dreams and maybe find her outcast mother, but she's whirled into a quest to save the world with Clyde, a man cursed by The Abyss to sell his suitcase of carrots.

## Episode Description

Comedy treat John Gemberling joins Jess, Zach, and the Off Book fam for a musical filled with pool sharks, a family of farmers, wormholes, and more! Join their journey from farmland to little town with songs like “Sharks In the Pool Hall,” “You’ll Never Know What You Miss Until It’s Gone,” and “My Date with David (He Slept In a Coffin).”

## Musical Cast

### John Gemberling

* Pool player #2
* Dad
* Bus Driver
* The Abyss
* Vivian
* Little Town Tea House manager
* Billy, pool teacher for toddlers

### Jessica McKenna

* Janine
* Clyde's wife
* Little Town Tea House waitress
* Pool playing toddler

### Zach Reino

* Pool player
* Mikey
* Clyde
* Gloria
* Pool playing toddler #2

## Songs

* "Sharks in the Pool Hall"
* "You'll Never Know What You Miss Until It's Gone"
* "In The Abyss"
* "My Date with David (He Slept in a Coffin)"
* "Let's Go, Clyde/Suitcase For Tea"
* "The Winds Are Breaking"
* "Who Wants To Play?"
* "It's A Start/It's Passed Gas" (Finale)
Staples: We Got That!

***Staples: We Got That!*** is the two hundred and sixty-eighth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Beth Appel. Three friends head to the house of the richest couple in the mountains to attend a prestigious sex party the duo are hosting. While there, valets talk cars and body spray, there's pool sex, and two best friends traverse a possibly unrequited love.

## Episode Description

WE DID IT\* AGAIN (\*Had a great time making up a musical with an incredible guest!) This week the hilarious Beth Appel returns to the pod for a tale of co-workers attempting to maintain a friendship post work, proper axe body spray technique, and the promiscuous lifestyle of the rich couple that lives up in the mountains. This one's probably not for kids, but also don't let us tell you how to live your life.

## Musical Cast

### Beth Appel

* Mrs. Mountfolk
* Carol, Staples manager
* Dimitri, valet

### Jessica McKenna

* Deb, Staples employee
* Brandon, valet

### Zach Reino

* Mr. Mountfolk
* Garrett, Staples employee
* Landon, valet

## Songs

* "Never Have I Ever" (4:49)
* "Every Chair Has Its Price" (10:57)
* "You Made It Easy" (16:33)
* "You're Gonna Feel Like a Star (In Garrett's Car)" (22:02)
* "There's No Such Thing as Too Much Axe" (27:04)
* "No Dogs, No Office, No Kissing" (35:01)
* "Enjoy the Tour of Our House" (38:48)
* "You Can't Trust a Horse" (46:12)
* "Never Have I Ever (Reprise)" (Finale) (50:42)
Four People Who Decided to Eat Food

***Four People Who Decided to Eat Food*** is the one hundred and twenty-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Jimmy Pardo and Eliot Hochberg. In a cul-de-sac during Thanksgiving, four neighbors who were left alone come together to celebrate the holiday.

## Episode Description

Jimmy Pardo and Eliot Hochberg (Never Not Funny, Jimmy’s Records & Tapes) join Zach and Jess for an all new musical packed with a cul-de-sac of loners for Thanksgiving, talking pies, and more! With songs like “Dinner For Just Me”, “I Think It’s Called A Thanks Pal”, and “There’s So Much To Be Thankful For (When Browsing the 7-Eleven Store)”, it’s the only Thanksgiving musical you’ll need this year!

## Musical Cast

### Eliot Hochberg

* David
* 7-Eleven customer
* Aquarium employee

### Jessica McKenna

* Stephanie
* Wife
* Pumpkin spice pie

### Jimmy Pardo

* Stan
* Assistant Daniel
* Cherry pie

### Zach Reino

* Develin Hogdon
* 7-Eleven Boss
* Son
* Dutch apple pie

## Songs

* "Dinner For Just Me" (7:07)
* "I Think It's Called a Thanks Pal" (13:46)
* "Things That Develin Knows" (17:15)
* "There's So Much to Be Thankful For (When Browsing the 7-Eleven Store)" (20:45)
* "Hogdon's Haggle" (25:39)
* "On Speakerphone With Stan" (31:33)
* "It's Always a Good Time for Cherry Pie" (36:28)
* "You're Being Way Too Hard on Yourself" (37:40)
* "Ice Ice Baby (In a Plastic Bag)" (45:39)
* "Four People Who Decided to Share Food" (Finale) (49:45)

Closing Segment:

* "Literally" (Cut song from Styx's Grand Illusion) (52:57)
* "Hot Streak" (Cut song from Chicago's Hot Streets) (55:14)
* "Too Many Travises" (Country song) (58:00)
Bobobo: The Maybe Buffalo: LIVE!

***Bobobo: The Maybe Buffalo: LIVE!*** is the seventy-seventh episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Mary Holland. It was recorded live on November 1, 2018 at the Independent in San Francisco, California.

## Episode Description

Jess and Zach are live with Mary Holland from The Independent in San Francisco with "Bobobo: The Maybe Buffalo," an all-new musical with mortuary ghosts, buffalo shrimp, fire chiefs and more. With songs like "Tell Us Tell Us Tell Us," "Bernie Mac (We Miss You)," and "Ocean Ghost," you won't say no no no to this Bobobo show.

## Musical Cast

### Mary Holland

* Marsha, a teacher
* Brianne
* Kelly, a barn party girl
* Businesswoman from Lady Locksmith

### Jessica McKenna

* Teacher #2
* Jordan
* Cynthia, a barn party girl
* Diane, Jordan's mom

### Zach Reino

* Teacher #1
* Steven
* Tiffany, a barn party girl
* Sadie from Real Estadie
* Marshall, Jordan's dad

## Talkback Cast

### Mary Holland

* Fire chief
* Costume designer
* Cast member who went to Burning Man #3

### Jessica McKenna

* Set/union arsonist
* Gladys, shrimp puppeteer
* Cast member who went to Burning Man #1
* Director

### Zach Reino

* Set designer
* Cast member who went to Burning Man #2
* Financier
* Producer

## Songs

* "Tell Us Tell Us Tell Us" (6:44)
* "Oh No (Bringing Home a Buffalo)" (14:16)
* "Burning Man (We Get It)" (19:02)
* "Bernie Mac (We Miss You)" (23:03)
* "Ocean Ghost" (27:40)
* "Bobobo" (33:08)
* "Teenagers Like to Fall in Love" (38:18)
* "Peer Pressure" (44:04)
* "My Truth/These Girls are on Fire/Give Up/Still Alive" (46:30)

Cut Song:

* "Ghost Twins" (1:07:35)

## Types of Ghosts (From Least to Most Scary)

* Library ghosts
* Mortuary ghosts
* Regular house ghosts
* Twin ghosts
* Victorian house ghosts
* Ocean ghosts

* Holy Ghost (doesn't go here)
Flamingle All the Way

***Flamingle All the Way*** is the one hundred and twenty-seventh episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Paul F. Tompkins and Nicole Parker. Meet the newest holiday figure coming to some people's homes, the Christmas Flamingo! Join him on an adventure to contact the other magical flamingos all over the world to spread his simple message: have respect.

## Episode Description

Happy Paul F. Days! Happy Parker Days! Paul F. Tompkins and Nicole Parker (The Neighborhood Listen) join Zach and Jess once again for an all new musical packed with a Christmas Flamingo, poison dart frogs, and more. With songs like “Do You Know About A Christmas Flamingo?”, “Pantone, Peloton, Pantene the Shampoo”, and “Give Them A Little Jingle and See If They’ll Flamingo With You”, it’s the only musical inspired by a Christmas Flamingo you’ll need to listen to

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Grandpa
* Poison dart frog
* Francesca, flamingo in South America
* Paul, seal

### Nicole Parker

* Kid #1
* Poison dart frog #3
* Geronimo
* Bernadette, Canadian flamingo in India
* Isabelle, French flamingo in Anartica
* Jeanette, (Bernadette's twin) Canadian flamingo in Africa

### Zach Reino

* Kid #3
* Gusgus, poison dart frog
* Flamingo in the United Kingdom
* Bruce, British prisoner Flamingo in Australia
* Wally, polar bear

### Paul F. Tompkins

* Kid #2
* Christmas Flamingo
* Chester, penguin

## Songs

* "Do You Know About a Christmas Flamingo?" (5:45)
* "Pantone, Peloton, Pantene the Shampoo" (11:19)
* "Give Them a Little Jingle and See If They'll Flamingo with You" (18:06)
* "Give Me New Coordinates" (26:21)
* "French is French" (31:39)
* "The Idea Of A Dad" (35:49)
* "South American Respect" (40:43)
* "You'll Feel Really Small (In Asia)" (42:15)
* "Australia and Europe" (42:22)
* "Grab A Plate Of Shrimp/R-E-S-P-E-C-T" (Finale) (48:02)

Closing Song:

* "Twelve New Ways To Leave" (The Next Twelve Days of Christmas) (56:32)

## Twelve (New) Ways To Leave Your Lover

1. Sneak out above the eaves
2. Write a nice note
3. Fake your own death
4. Send an emoji
5. Steal an identity
6. Gaslight them deeply
7. Point at something behind them
8. Walk into the ocean
9. Ghost like the Irish
10. Have a friend do it
11. Suffer in silence
12. Silent treatment
The Kids Are at Night

***The Kids Are at Night*** is the fifty-fifth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical,* and features guest Mary Sohn, of *AP Bio.* The musical takes place in one night, between 9 p.m. and 12:30 a.m., in the life of a family: mom Nancy, dad Rich, and children Whitney, Candice, and Tyler. Ten-year-old Candice worries about growing up, 13-year-old Whitney falls in love with a 7-11 employee, Nancy and Rich discover their kinky sex life, and 8-year-old Tyler gets repeatedly stuck in the freezer.

## Episode Description

This week on OFF BOOK, Mary Sohn (AP Bio) joins Zach and Jess for a teen-aged adventure musical filled with crushes, 7-11, horse girls, S&M and more! With songs like *Clean Your Plate*, *Not Ready to Be A Big Girl*, *Can I Still Like Horses?* and more, you'll be blasting these tunes out of your Lamborghini for sure. Plus, guest pianist Dan Wessels!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Candice
* Obnoxious 7-11 Customer

### Zach Reino

* Rich
* Tyler
* Danth

### Mary Sohn

* Nancy
* Whitney

## Songs

* "Clean Your Plate" (5:10)
* "Yell at My Daughter Really Loud" (9:12)
* "Not Ready to Be a Big Girl" (13:20)
* "Cool and Nice" (17:13)
* "$7.50 (Give Me Money and Leave)" (20:23)
* "Thinkin' 'Bout Whitney" (22:32)
* "Like Mission Impossible" (28:52)
* "Can I Still Like Horses?" (31:10)
* "Puppies at Midnight" (35:41)
* "Like Mission Impossible (Reprise)" (39:59)
* "Love in a Lamborghini" (42:27)
* "Like Mission Impossible (Reprise 2)" (45:30)
* "Riding on a Horse (Midnight)" (49:40)
* "Give In to Your Dreams (Finale)" (52:40)

Closing Song:

* "The Sweetness Rap" (One Uppers) (1:00:10)

## Trivia

* When Zach and Jess start singing "It's Midnight..." during "Riding on a Horse," it is a reference to *Stranger Sings.*
The Gift from B4

***The Gift from B4*** is the one hundred and fifty-third episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* After a patch update, welcome to *Off Book* 3.5! Jess, Zach, and the FamBand are trying out a new program in the era of remote recording to bring you another narrative improvised musical. After being whisked back in time by a mysterious witch at the airport gift shop, Chevin relives a day with his childhood best friend to learn a lesson on what he should get his son in present-day.

## Episode Description

It’s a time traveling musical with Jess and Zach and Woodbert the Wooden Frog! With songs like “A Creek Becomes A River”, “Treehouse! We Have a Treehouse!”, and “2 for 1”, you’ll wanna hide in your treehouse and listen to this episode forever!

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Traveler wanting to buy a gift for their mom
* Airport witch
* Duncan, Chevin's childhood friend
* Sandra, Circle K employee
* Kimberly, Circle K employee

### Zach Reino

* Chevin, dad wanting to buy a gift for his son
* Charlie, Circle K employee
* Menajmin, Circle K employee

## Songs

* "What Gift Says: I Thought Of You?"
* "Are You A Witch?"
* "Treehouse! We Have a Treehouse!"
* "Ravens Are Different From Crows"
* "Something I'm Thinkin' On"
* "A Creek Becomes a River"
* "2 for 1"
* "Sandra's Rescue/You Are My Circle K"
* "Something I'm Thinkin' On (Reprise)"
* "A Gift From B4" (Finale)

## Trivia

* The episode is considered *Off Book* 3.5 because they're trying out a new software than the previous episode. This program (Later revealed to be Source Connect) doesn't allow everyone to be perfectly in sync, but they are delayed by the same time and the program does not crash, which is a plus. This however, means that Brett on guitar is muted so he doesn't mess Scott, Zach, and Jess up, and those three do not hear his playing.
Never Have I Ever

"Never Have I Ever" is a song featured in *Staples: We Got That!* Three narrators tell us the story of a morning after a game of never have I ever, and the players reflect on what happened.

## Lyrics

**Narrator 1**

*(spoken) Dawn breaks over a hill. Dew on leaves, on flower petals. The buzzing of bees, the flutter of butterflies wings. It's morning.*

**Never Have I Ever Player**

I'm still kinda thinking about what we all said last night,

Wondering if i should let it go or hold it tight.

Did people think it was weird when I brought up

Never have I ever had a scanner.

I just thought that was kinda of a place and time thing,

there were certain households that had

a fax machine

and I was in one of them!

Never have i ever woken up

and thought everything went totally right.

Never have I ever (voice breaks) woken up,

and thought wow i hit that just perfectly in time!

**Narrator 2**

Wind blows across all of the trees and rain falls and rustles all the leaves and its evening outside the same house and someone else wonders about the choices around and he says never have i ever won never have i ever have i done enough with my life, do i get it together am i making good choices i have bought a scanner but dont do exciting things and my freinds all know that im always just hanging around my house sculptimg olay doh i made a pkay doh palm tree its sort of my thing to make a tiny play doh world where im a tiny playdoh king

**Narrator 1, Narrator 2**

Never have i ever

**Narrator 2**

Colored outside the lines

**Narrator 1, Narrator 2**

Never have i ever

**Narrator 2**

worked in any sort of metal mine

never have i ever

i have owned a scanner, but i've never ripped open my walls with a hammer

**Narrator 3**

(spoken) More wind blows, and there's other bugs, butterflies, so forth. There's this other house nearby and theres just an absolute sex bod of a woman there and she wakes up and shes like oh yeah. Never have i ever not done
Chatting in the Chat

***Chatting in the Chat*** is the one hundred and sixty-second episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts and guest chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. It features guest June Diane Raphael. It's the first Undercovers with a live band! Join Zach, Jess, and June in having lovely conversations and transitioning into songs. In the second half of the episode, Zach and Jess improvise a mini musical about frog leadership and a boy mathematically asking his parents what he wants for his birthday.

## Episode Description

June Diane Raphael joins the OFF BOOK fam this week for an absolutely packed “Undercovers” / mini muiscal episode with carrot facts, chatting in the chat and serving sizes and more. With songs like “A Zing”, “Be With Me Sweet Thing” and “Isaac Netwon’s Laws” you’ll want all the servings of this ep!

## Cast

* Jessica McKenna
* June Diane Raphael
* Zach Reino

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* King Ribbert III
* Frederick
* Kimberly

### Zach Reino

* Frog
* Frog who believes in monarchy
* Frog who believes in democracy
* Frogbert
* Dad

## Songs

* "Isaac Netwon's Laws"
* "Be With Me Sweet Thing"
* "A Zing"

Musical Songs:

* "Anything Can Be Zinged"
* "Put It To A Vote"
* "A Holiday Where We All Eat Flies"
* "Make A Graph, Do A Little Math" (Finale)

## As We Say Every Week...

then those are all the marshmallows you get to have.

## Trivia

* Setup check! This episode had 23 minutes of technical difficulties before starting.
Saltwater and Freedom: LIVE!

***Saltwater and Freedom: LIVE!*** is the eighty-first episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It was recorded live on January 18, 2019 at the Gateway Theatre in San Francisco, as a part of SF Sketchfest. The episode features guest Seán Cullen.

## Episode Description

Multi-hyphenate comedian, musician and more Seán Cullen joins Zach and Jess live at SF Sketchfest for an all new nautical musical packed with mermen, prophecies, the HMS Daddy ship and more! With songs like "The Enemy Is Everywhere, "Jam & Bricks," and "Blow Megalodon Blow," you'll want to call your mom\* (\*us) and say thank you for this ep!

## Musical Cast

### Seán Cullen

* Captain
* Mervin
* Marshall
* Clams
* Lobster

### Jessica McKenna

* Crewmate #1
* Peter
* The Ocean
* Old Peter

### Zach Reino

* Crewmate #2
* Glanar
* Dansmidge
* Henry
* Megalodon
* Bob

## Talkback Cast

### Seán Cullen

* Namesnazz, director
* Spance, writer

### Jessica McKenna

* Set director
* Choreographer #1

### Zach Reino

* Randall, mic tech
* Jessie, in charge of creature effects
* Choreographer #2

## Songs

* "The Enemy Is Everywhere" (4:18)
* "HMS Daddy" (8:34)
* "Cats Die in Water" (12:56)
* "Jam & Bricks" (15:00)
* "Blow Megalodon Blow" (19:49)
* "Cannons Down/To the Right or the Left/Henry" (21:45)
* "Call Your Mom (And Say 'Thank You')" (27:16)
* "Falling Canon Aria" (32:07)
* "You Can't Spell King Without Squire" (33:52)
* "Give a Little, Get a Little/Peter's Origins/Surrounded by Family/Salt, Water, and Freedom" (Finale) (37:16)

Cut Song:

* "We're Gonna Start Stomp" (52:35)
Play It Forward!

***Play It Forward!*** is the two-hundred and eighty-second episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* Starting from a simple Chipotle order, good revelations come to a chain of people including a food critic, two teens in a band, and the mayor as they pay the lessons they've learned forward.

## Episode Description

Happy New Year! We're back with a tale of folding, fountains, shredding, and betting. Also, we solve the mystery of "How many notes there are". We could give more of a synopsis but it's better if you just listen to the episode.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Nat, food critic
* Lionel Flonk, barrister
* Trav, bassist
* Archibald "Archie" Snow, disgraced weatherman and current mayor

### Zach Reino

* Jason, Chipotle employee
* Briant, tween
* Trev, guitarist
* Vanessa Hottips, journalist

## Songs

* "Crisp Burrito Seams" (7:37)
* "Think When I Eat, Eat What You Think" (12:51)
* "Do You Have an Old Wish?" (18:50)
* "Lionel Flonk on the Scooter" (22:44)
* "Shred It and Forget It" (25:46)
* "Who Wants to Take Our Bet?" (31:20)
* "What Are You Not the Mayor Of?" (37:11)
* "Newsflash! I Miss You" (Finale) (43:22)

Pre-Musical Songs:

* "Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge" (0:19)
* "Great Burritos Don't Fall Apart" (7:10)

## Trev and Trav's Horse Bets

* Which horses will neigh first?
* Which has the braided mane?
* Which has a name that's four syllables?
* And which has the shortest name?
* Which horse is a ghost?
* Which horse likes mud?
Shift Your North: LIVE!

***Shift Your North: LIVE!*** is the eleventh episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It was recorded live at Now Hear This: Podcast Festival in New York City, and features guest keyboardist Dan Reitz. The musical follows Curtis, Derek, Tom and Dave, four very different brothers who split up along the four intercardinal directions to seek out an intruder in their home, the woods of Orlando, Florida. According to the talkback, it is adapted from a webcomic and written around invisibility technology.

## Episode Description

Literal babbling brooks, navigational-related drama, too many siblings, talking woodland creatures and SO much more are all in this very special live edition of OFF BOOK from the Now Hear This: Podcast Festival. Starring Griffin Newman (*The Tick*, *Blank Check Podcast*) and Michael Cruz Kayne (*ASSSSCAT, Baby Wants Candy*) with Dan Reitz on piano!

## Musical Cast

### Michael Cruz Kayne

* Tom (Athletic Brother)
* Boar
* Tree #1
* Miscellaneous Car Sounds #2
* Cannopole FKA Calliope (remembers the first half of jokes)
* Miscellaneous Forest Sounds #2

### Jessica McKenna

* Derek (Cheering Brother)
* Raven/Crow
* Unnamed Southwestern Coyote
* Miscellaneous Car Sounds #1
* Hey Hey Hey! FKA Seth (remembers faces but not names)
* Tim (fits in small spaces, shoots lasers, flies, has an autobiographical memory)
* Sirius XM Radio Announcer #2
* Miscellaneous Forest Sounds #1

### Griffin Newman

* Dave (Smart Brother)
* Seagull
* Tree #2
* Southwestern Pony
* Miscellaneous Car Sounds #3

### Zach Reino

* Curtis (Asthmatic Brother)
* Babbling Brook
* Southwestern Coyote Clark
* Mister Owl
* Sirius XM Radio Announcer #1
* Bark Blace FKA Patrick (environmentally invisible)

## Talkback Cast

### Michael Cruz Kayne

* Animal Handler Track
* Actor

### Jessica McKenna

* Fifteenth Actor in role of Tim
* Props Designer

### Zach Reino

* Playwright
* Babbling Brook Actor

## Songs

* "You're a Part of This Family Too" (5:41)
* "Compass Rose (They Are the Best)" (11:25)
* "Boar Stuff/Seagull Stuff/Crow Stuff" (18:09)
* "The Intruder Song" (26:45)
* "Take a Bite Out of Life" (31:51)
* "Invisible Siblings" (39:21)
* "You Belong With Us" (46:46)

Cut Song:

* "Love Between Men and Owls" (58:18)
Sleepover and Over and Over Again

***Sleepover and Over and Over Again*** is the two hundred and fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger, The Doughboys. It follows four dudes at a sleepover who decide to learn more about their sleeping habits, and eventually unravel a crazy secret about one of them.

## Episode Description

Listen, we're gonna let the fact that we're in a HUGE feud with them stop us from having The Doughboys (Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell) back on the pod. They're back, but not better than ever which, is to say they're always great. Embark on the reality bending tale that could only be four dudes at a sleepover, with jams like "Bros Watch Each Other Sleep," "What a Doof,"I Resonate (With that Property),"Jimmy's Mom" and "Cows and Trees."

## Musical Cast

### Zach Reino

* No Name/Charlotte Paper (the mysterious one)

### Jessica McKenna

* Spencer (the chef one)
* Jimmy's mom

## Songs

* Bros Watch Each Other Sleep (7:48)
* What a Doof (12:04)
* I Resonate (With That Property) (17:02)
* Jimmy's Mom ()
* How Old Are You? ()
* Water Lotus Seeds ()
* Cows and Trees ()
* I Didn't Stop To Think ()
* Bros Watch Each Other Live ()
Oscars? I Barely Know Her!

***Oscars? I Barely Know Her!*** is the ninety-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guests Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley, Jeremy Carter, and Mark McConville. It's the Oscars! Join Sally and Claire as they move from home party to Hollywood as they try to get into the venue to witness the zero to hero story of animated film, Grumpy Mumps. Along the way, they run into a star studded cast of characters and maybe learn the lesson of friendship and family.

## Episode Description

Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley, Jeremy Carter, and Mark McConville of Superego join Jess and Zach in-studio for an all new musical packed with the champagne of beer, your favorite friend Ding Dong, the animated short “Grumpy Mumps,” and more! With songs like “We All Have A Part In Our Heart of Grumpy Mumps”, “Look In A Closet”, and “Dreams Come True”, this ep is the perfect soundtrack for your next Oscar viewing party!

## Musical Cast

### Jeremy Carter

* Ding Dong
* Grumpy Mumps cast and crew
* Oscar votes counter
* Street hoodlum
* Viggo Mortensen

### Matt Gourley

* Phil
* Grumpy Mumps cast and crew
* Cool Talking Phil
* The Oscar's Maître D
* Sean Connery

### Mark McConville

* Claire
* Grumpy Mumps cast and crew
* Oscar votes counter

### Jessica McKenna

* Sally
* Claire's sister
* Oscar votes counter

### Zach Reino

* Brett
* Angelique
* Oscar votes counter
* The REAL Oscar's Maître D
* Mr. Pixar

### Paul F. Tompkins

* Marcus
* Grumpy Mumps cast and crew
* Goodfella
* Bruce Vilanch
* Dame Judi Dench

## Songs

* "How Will They Do?" (6:09)
* "We All Have a Part in Our Heart of Grumpy Mumps" (15:19)
* "Look in a Closet" (20:20)
* "Dreams Come True" (25:20)
* "The Maître D's Riddles" (29:57)
* "Flowers in the Attic" (32:18)
* "What Do The Oscars Mean (To Bruce Vilanch)" (34:29)
* "A Gang Of Weirdos" (38:30)
* "Special Thanks" (53:20)

Closing Song:

* "Three Piece Vest" (Imagined Pixar Shorts) (56:50)

## Trivia

* This episode is breaking a record for a seminal moment! This is the most guests Off Book has had on a non-special episode.
Get Haim to the Greek

***Sax Life*** is the one hundred and ninety-fourth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It features guest Shaun Diston. The musical follows the band Haim as they try to make it from Greece back to The Greek in LA to perform one last show before the sun crashes into Earth.

## Episode Description

Get Haim to The Greek is a classic tale of end of the world fun in the sun! Will three pirates be able to get Haim to the Greek from Greece? Are the Fleet Foxes from Liverpool, and who or what is Kathy Lee? Zach and Jess are joined by comedian, podcaster, writer and all around joy boy Shaun Diston (Waffles + Mochi) for this quest that includes songs like, Time for Haim (To Go Home), Pirate Rules, and CANNNNNDDDYYY.

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Sandra, Dale's wife
* Danielle Haim
* Pirate #2, previous Circuit City executive
* George McCartney, member of the Fleet Foxes
* Hector Punis, Panama Canal locks operator
* God

### Zach Reino

* Dale, Sandra's husband
* Alana Haim
* Captain Coach (Craig T Nelson), previous Circuit City executive
* Ron Lennon, lead singer of the Fleet Foxes
* Gabriel

### Shaun Diston

* Jim
* Este Haim
* Pirate #3, previous Circuit City executive
* Dingo Cars, member of the Fleet Foxes
* Curtis, God's assistant

## Songs

* "In Three Days the Sun Will Kill Us All"
* "Time for Haim (To Go Home)"
* "Our Pirate Ship’s Bespoke"
* "Pirate Rules"
* "CANNNNNDDDYYY"
* "Kathy Lee (Believes in Me)"
* "Here Comes the Sun" (Finale)
Marvel Sing-ematic Universe (Part 3): When the Duck?

***Marvel Sing-ematic Universe (Part 3): When the Duck?*** is the two hundred and twenty-first episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* It is also the first episode of the ongoing musical Marvel Sing-ematic Universe. After Stargazer ripped a hole in space and time, the consequences are felt in an area populated only by ducks. When an evil Scrooge McDuck clone causes mischief, it's up to the When The Duck organization and three sweet nephews to solve this mystery.

## Episode Description

Well, well, well it looks like Stargazer may have opened a little portal and now a bunch of duck variants wanna take over Earth. Does that sentence make sense? Who knows! But come along and join all kinds of ducks as we deal with timelines, furniture and certain Scottish ducks who swim in gold coins. We got songs like "*When the Duck?", "Trucking with Trevis"* and *"Skating Without Pants,"* this one will have you saying, What the Duck?

## Musical Cast

### Jessica McKenna

* Quackers
* Scrooge McDuck
* Various Scrooge McDucks
* Huey
* Louie
* Howard Duck

### Zach Reino

* Quincy
* Dennis, Ikea employee
* Dewey
* Trevis the trucker
* Various Scrooge McDucks
* Rumblecrack, big worm

## Songs

* "When the Duck?"
* "Posters In Quincy's Cubicle"
* "There's Nothing I Can't Without a Big Old Sack of Gold"
* "Skating Without Pants"
* "My Uncle Flops Around In A Big Ol' Pool of Gold"
* "Trucking with Trevis"
* "Which Scrooge Will You Choose?/Pluck This Duck"
* "What Will You Do Now?"

## As We Say Every Week...

your space gold coins just aren't enough.
Snow Party (Three Couples, a Power Outage, and Snow)

***Snow Party (Three Couples, a Power Outage, and Snow)*** is the two hundred and fifty-eighth episode of *Off Book: The Improvised Musical.* The musical follows two couples (and a pair of best friends) at a dinner party with epic stakes.

## Episode Description

Live from a living room, Zach, Jess, and the Famband are back and Scott brought a glockenspiel! This one's got escaped reptiles, a couple of dudes, and above all... doorbell vibes. We hope you brought everything you need because it's time to cut the power and snow yourself in...

## Musical Cast

### Zach Reino

* Eric, Gloria's husband and Dagmar's employee who's up for promotion
* Diane, Dagmar's wife
* Tony, rock miner and Diane's paragliding friend

### Jessica McKenna

* Gloria, Eric's wife
* Dagmar, Eric's boss and Diane's wife
* Carl, Tony's friend

## Songs

* "Oh No, Oh No!" (4:16)
* "We’re Not Opposites, Just Different" (9:45)
* "A Couple of Guys" (15:25)
* "Doorbell Vibes" (20:37)
* "Take a Seat (Coming Down)" (25:47)
* "Late Night Things" (34:47)
* "Bananagrams (Silent Speed Scrabble)" (38:43)
* "Oh No!" (42:03)
* "Share the Chair" (48:40)
* "The Good That's Yet to Come" (54:11)
* "Doorbell Vibes (reprise)" (58:42)