Dial Shitty People

***Dial Shitty People*** is a summoning battle tactic appearing in *The Rage Knights: Red God* universe.

## Usage

The user dials a downright unfriendly, antagonistic, narcissistic or an otherwise just terrible person to engage in battling their target. It’s commonly used by gag characters, antagonists and sometimes Diseased themselves whenever they’re encountering a target.

### Users

* In various stories, superficial people summons often dial shitty people as one of their primary battle tactics, by being hysterically obsessed with murdering or overwhelming an “ugly” person. They’ll usually always have a firearm at hand and be battling a nosebleed as they plot to kill someone over their contempt.
	+ Crooked Police, (i.e. deranged members of law enforcement who happen to serve as Policemen but are in fact closet racists who act and plot on harming and murdering innocent unarmed black men and women, or others) are frequent users of this specific summoning. By dialing the likes of supremacists and well-known Diseased entities such as Stop-Aventeer to aide them in battle.

* **Hissing Squiddran**, a Chirothulian-based Diseased that appears to be a squid with millions of rows of teeth is a common user of this attack, whenever it appears, it withdraws a device that appears to be a *smartphone* or an outdated 1990’s-era corded phone and begins dialing a person or entity to aide them in attacking its opponent. When it first appeared, it drew the phone and tried dialing an anonymous person but was sent to voicemail.

## Voicemails

When the user fails to reach the recipient of their calls during a battle, it’ll result in a voicemail that’ll trigger the recipient answering their voicemail inbox, such as:

> "*This is Steven Avato, I am unable to come to the phone right now. Please get back to me later.*"
> ― **Stop-Aventeer's Voicemail**
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> "*This is an abusive dude who cheats on his girlfriend and has a baby with two different women. I can't make it to the phone right now... Uh, please leave your name and number and I'll uh, get back to ya. Bye.*"
> ― **Abusive Dude’s Voicemail**
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> "*Hello, you've reached Ebony Edwards. I am currently away handling orders for Hell's Videogames. If you need my assistance, please call back later. Thank you.*"
> ― **Colorism Director's Voicemail**
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> "*Oh my God, I hate working at Technaül Buy-- I mean, oh shit... Is this thing on? Uh, thanks for calling. I'm not here though. Leave a name and number and I'll get back to you.*"
> ― **Technaül Buy Goon**
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> "*This is Randall. I'm currently outside of the store, ordering back issues from Manic Boy and Doughgirl. I'll be back later, please leave your contact information.*"
> ― **Randall Beth Rogen’s Voicemail**
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> "*Hey! You've reached the #1 fun on a bun stop to West-Stein town... I am currently away, doing Rage Knight stuff, if you need a hand or a guy to pick on some mean people for ya, maybe even nut in their face as a side-gig, just give me a callback and a name or number. Thanks!*"
> ― **Midlore West-Stein's Voicemail**
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> "*Hey, this is Heqet.*
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>  (QUIT TALKING IN THAT PHONE! YOU GONNA MAKE ME START DRINKING AGAIN! CHICK!)
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> Shh -- Bael, shut up-- I'm on the phon--
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> (I DON'T GIVE A F\*\*\*)*"*
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> ― **King Bael, Heqet**
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> "*Hey... Uh, I just don't feel like coming to the phone right now... Um, call me back later...? I guess...? I dunno. Bye!*"
> ― **Makia Brenderson**
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> "*I can't come to the phone right now... I'm stalking some minorities... and I'm developing whiskers which I'll use to hunt them down. Heh. Heh, heh. ho. If serious, callback.*"
> ― **C'Goon Kisserson's Voicemail**
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> "*Dude... you're so cute.*
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> Dude! I'm on the phone!
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> Oh damn. Uh, Uh... I mean, sorry!
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> Man, I gotta start over.*"*
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> ― **Clonerson D. and Pretty Eyes the Gaming Store Goon**
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> "*Hello, you've reached -- GOD, BE QUIET YOU STUPID FUCKING KIDS... SIT-- SIT DOWN BACK THERE!*"
> ― **Abusive Mother**
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> "*I am currently on another planet with Dragon Queen Stasis and Reggie, I can't get come to the phone. If an emergency, call back later...*"
> ― **Üzemad the Copy-Damon's Voicemail**
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## Related Articles

* Board of HR Antagonists (Summon)
* Celebrity Summoning
* Diseased Summoning
* Enemy of My Enemy Is My Friend
* Eureka Summon
* Quartz and Sallie-Mae With Guns (Summon)
* Superficial People (Summon)

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

*Disclaimer: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*