Russians Dangling From Buildings

"*The reason there are so many videos doing so well of Russians dangling off buildings is because they're cute. Just a bunch of cute little Russian boys dangling off buildings.*"
―Erik
Russians Dangling From Buildings is the 45th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on May 13, 2016.

## Summary

Erik shows his students some videos of Russians and Ukrainians walking on and dangling off the side of tall buildings and other structures. Then he watches an annoying news channel talk about it. Then he avoids a LiveLeak video because you can upload videos of people dying on LiveLeak. He switches over to Olegcricket, but all of the comments are just talking about when he's going to die so Erik posts a more supportive comment. He watches a few more videos and leaves a comment on another.

Erik leaves a comment from the perspective of a Russian. Then he comes to his conclusion: these videos are popular because Russian boys are cute.

## Comments

*Damn Ukraine must be boring as fuck if this is what you people have to do for fun. Don't you have weed and televisions? I know you have computers because you're always using aim hacks in my favorite video games. Anyway thanks for worrying the shit out of me on a Monday.**By the way uh Bush did 9/11 but you guys already probably hacked his e-mails so you know that. One love Salvia Over and Out!*
- Erik

*Hey have you guys heard there's like uh Youtube drama or something like that? What's the scoop here? I haven't been paying attention and you guys seem like a reputable source for news. Anyway I'm outta here with two big ol ding dong ski poles this website makes me want to move to Russia excuse me.*
- Erik

*Thanks nice video, dangled from a roof and dropped right on my boys dick to this for hours. It's no wonder the Russians love Donald Trump so much, because he's the political equivalent of this hobby you all so obviously love to do with your free time. I'll tell you it's gonna be a real adrenaline rush when that dude becomes president. Maybe four years later we can just elect an actual roller coaster. Here's my sketch for what he could look like:
(\_)\_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~~ <--- thats jizz*
- Erik

*Hey what happened to vidkid1? Anyway call of duty fuckin sucks right? Everybody's so sick of the future kinda like me when I come home drunk and penniless in the middle of the night and realize my kids probably wouldn't recognize me anymore even if they were allowed to see me. I'll take the past any day.*
- Erik

*Sup puss boys I am Russian man to say you would shatter like bottle if you dove into pool. Your bones are like brittle wall of my apartment building, only walls are from 1960 so do not know what is your excuse. I have wife who is ugliest woman in the city yet still would be model in your country. Pretty sure 40 is going to hit her like ton of bricks though (I've seen her mother) Anyway at least our government tells us when they fly
planes into our shit. Adios*
- Erik

*@tedcruz Welp I guess you're out of the race so I don't have to make fun of you anymore. Sike fuck you ya little jizz frankenstein.*
- @commentiquette

*HELLO I AM STRONG RUSSIAN MAN**NO I GIVE PROTEIN**VOTE DONALD TRUMP*
- Erik

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