Sarlacc

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> "Go to the Sarlacc Pit!" -Elmo
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The **Sarlacc** is basically a torture chamber underground. It is a living organism thet eats prey whole, slowly digests them over 1,000 years, and keeps them alive the whole time. Elmo also operates torturous procedures on these creatures to get the ingredients for the life vaccine. Elmo and his team often use these as an execution method for a very slow and painful death of their enemies. Their anatomy is very similar to an oversized sea anemone, as well as their digestive processes. They often live in a pit that is angled so that it crumbles on the sides if potential prey tries to climb out. The pain of being digested by a sarlacc is indescribable, and its prey often find a new definition of pain and suffering.

## Inside the Beast

Inside the belly of the sarlacc, one will find themselves alive but restrained by tentacles to prevent them from escaping. The tentacles have teeth laced with neurotoxins that immobilize victims, and cause constant pain as a side effect. The tentacles of a sarlacc are similar to that of a jellyfish, both inside and on the surface, and constantly sting the victims, both as they are being digested and when it is grabbing them to eat (although the sting hurts a bit more than that of a jellyfish, and helps to prevent them from escaping). The tentacles also pump blood into the victims and absorb them from the inside, as well as from the outside through the acidic acids. There is a lot of noise in these pits, as the victims will shriek in pain. The blood pumped into the victims to absorb them from the inside is also how the sarlacc keeps them alive and fully conscious for the full 1,000 years, despite them losing body parts and essential organs, and living beyond their possible lifespan. The victims last even longer, for thousands of years, in the collective intelligence chamber (if they go there). These victims are cocooned in this area while still conscious, and control the sarlacc as it absorbs their intelligence and itellect. Elmo's long lost father Delmo has been lurking in here for tens of thousands of years. The sarlacc has a number of secondary stomachs where victims go when it either runs out of room in the main stomach, or needs excessive nutrients. The digestion here is slower, and the pain endured in these stages is unimaginable, with only VERY rare individuals being able to resist. The sarlacc is vulnerable to energy weapons, but most of its victims are either unarmed or too restrained to reach their weapons. Those grasped by the sarlacc's maw can only hope for rescue.

## Life As a Victim

Life inside the sarlacc is very painful and boring. Victims are constantly tired and weak too, as the blood provides them with only minimal sustenance. They are always hungry and thirsty, as well as very, very sick because of having the wrong types of blood in their system. They are in too much pain to ever sleep, and don't get enough air because it stinks, if they are even mobile enough to breathe at all. The air is very unhealthy, dirty, and yucky anyways, but they still have the increasing feeling of needing air for 1,000 years. I find it hard enough after just 12 seconds! Only Jar Jar Binks, Darth Vader, Elmo, Boba Fett, Luke, Chris, and the new Mario characters have ever escaped alive. Although, if some victims are armed, many have killed themselves, although this is hard because they have to have the strength and courage to reach their arms, and even cutting off their head won't kill them with the sarlacc constantly giving them blood. They have to literally disinitigrate their brains!

## The Life Vaccine

*Main article: Life Vaccine*

The Sarlacc's nutrients can be used to make a vaccine that gives extended/ eternal life. This is extremely immoral, as the Sarlacc must be tortured in order to receive these nutrients. This is also immoral because eternalizing the life of people is evil, even though it can be corrected with an antidote for the life vaccine.

## Trivia

* Despite being abused by Elmo, Sarlaccs are not actually evil.