Fanfiction: Saints Alive

**Plot Summary**:Lincoln gets a new classmate who has a crush on him and so sees him as a saint and berates the sisters for being "mean" to him

**Author’s note**:This is a deconstruction fic of the St.Lincoln trope. I’m also aware of the changes in season 5, I’m just treating my fanfics like the Loud House comics where some events set before that happen in the show like for example, the comic, Who’s the Loudest was released after Season 5 premiere.

We start at Royal Woods Elementary and We hear the sound of a bell ringing. We cut to a “Student Exchange Program” flyer and Lincoln signed his name.

**Lincoln**:(To the viewers)Today’s the Student Exchange Program and just like Clyde, I’m gonna have new friend from another country staying with me for the two weeks! Woohoo!(walks offscreen)

We cut to Lincoln sitting in class with his friends, Clyde, Rusty, Zach and Stella.

**Stella**:Man, Lincoln, We can’t believe you’re meeting a somebody from country is gonna be staying with you for a two week.

**Clyde**:Yeah, it’ll probably be better time with Tiango. I mean He was a nice kid but I thought He was getting more attention from Dads but it turned out to be a big misunderstanding.

**Rusty**:Well, I know it’s gonna be different for you, dude. This person , He or She could from any country like Mexico…

**Liam**:Australia…

**Stella**:India...

**Zach**:Amsterdam.

**Stella**:That’s the capital of Netherland.

**Zach**:Ah.

**Lincoln**:Well, whoever this kid is, he or she is gonna be awesome.

**Mrs.Johnson**:Alright class, It’s  time to meet our Foreign Exchange Student....

**Lincoln**:Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

**Mrs.Johnson**:Odine from Berlin, Germany.

We see a 11 yeard old  red haired girl with  pigtails, wearing a orange and blue striped short sleeve bolero, a blue shirt , light blue sweat pants and white sneakers come into the class.

**Odine**:Guten Morgen! So who am I going to be staying with?

**Mrs.Johnson**:Lincoln Loud.

**Odine**:Oooh, that’s a good name.

Odine goes to a desk next to Lincoln and his friends.

**Lincoln**:Nice to meet you, Odine.

**Odine**:(shakes his hand)Nice to meet you too, Lincoln. I like your white hair.

**Lincoln**:Thanks.

**Mrs.Johnson**:Alright, Let’s get started on our History Test.(passes everyone a test paper including Lincoln, Clyde, Rusty, Liam, Zach and Stella )Not for you, Odine , since you didn’t know about this test.(walks past her) Okay, You wil get your tests at the end of class.

**Lincoln**:Alright Odine, wish me luck.

Lincoln starts writing while Odine keeps staring at his white hair. 1 hour later, the bell rings and  Mrs.Johnson hands back everyone’s test.

**Mrs.Johnson**: Rusty, not bad. Liam, Good. Zach, Congo is a country, not a dance.Lincoln, your test was excellent.(gives him his tet paper)

**Lincoln**:(sees an A on his paper)An A?! (jumps in excitement) Yes!

The students walk out of class and Odine goes to see Lincoln about him passing his test.

**Odine**:Wow, Lincoln, You crushed that test.

**Lincoln**:Yep, I’m pretty at good social studies, aren’t I?

**Odine**:(sighs in dreamily)Yes, Yes you are.

We cut to the Lunchroom Where Odine is siting at a table with Lincoln and his friends

**Odine**:How long have you guys been friends?

**Lincoln**:For long time,We had a lot of adventures together, so that’s what makes us pretty tight…

**Voice**:Ew!

**Odine**:Huh?

We see Girl Jordon trying to pull gum out of her hair.

**Girl Jordon**:I can’t get this stupid gum of my hair.(pulls the gum hard but it also starts pulling her hair.)Owowowow!

**Lincoln**: Hang on, Guys.

Lincoln pulls out pair of scissors from his back pack and goes to Girl Jordon then He cuts the piece of gum out of her hair and throws it in the garbage.

**Girl Jordon**: Wow, Lincoln, Thank you so much.

**Lincoln**:No problem, Girl Jordon.

**Odine**:Wow, that was so nice of him(sighs in dreamily)

We transition to Lincoln and his friends trading lunches, snacks and desserts

**Zach**:Okay, trade you....some tater tots for some of those onion rings.

**Rusty**:Only if you trade me your Cinnamon Bun for my Twinkie

**Zach**:Deal!(They trade each other’s desserts)

**Liam**:Hey Stella, How about tradin’ me that there Sloppy Joe for my Chili Dog?

**Stella**:Only if you trade me your Chili chips for my BBQ chips

**Liam**:Sold!(They trade each other’s chips)

**Lincoln**:Okay, I have cheese sticks and a granola bar, What do you have Clyde?

**Clyde**:I have Carrot sticks and an Apple.

**Lincoln**:No offense, Clyde but that’s kind of average.

**Clyde**:I know, My dads said I had enough sugar.

**Odine**:Hey,I have something better!

**Lincoln**:Ooh, like what?

**Odine**:I have Pretzels,Choco Buns,Wavy chips, Knoppers and a Kebab. Lincoln, I trade my Kebab and Knoppers for your Bolonga Sandwich and your granola bar.

**Lincoln**:That’s a great trade!

**Clyde**:I’ll throw in my Carrot sticks and Apple!

**Odine**:Deal.

Three of their snacks, desserts and lunches but then We cut to a Bully taking a kid’s cookies.

**Kid**:Hey! Those are mine!

**Bully**:Not anymore!(eats them)

**Kid**:Aw man!

Lincoln sees this and comes over to help with his problem

**Lincoln**:It’s okay, You can have some of my Knoppers, They’re Hazelnut wafers.(gives 2 packs)

**Kid**:Oh, Thanky you!(He hugs him)

Lincoln returns the embrace as Lincoln was hugging the kid, Odine feels enchanted from seeing do another nice for another student. Odine smiles grows bigger as she turns to Lincoln’s friends.

**Odine**:Man, Lincoln sure is nice person.

**Clyde**:Oh, He is. In fact He’s done lots of nice and kind things.

**Odine**:Ooh, like what?!

**Clyde**:Like helping an old lady cross the street…

**Rusty**:Saving Frogs from being dissected....

**Liam**:Picking up trash by an interstate…

**Stella**:He even saved a turtle once.

**Odine**:Oh mein Gott! Those are sweetest things I’ve heard.

**Clyde**:Nobody can be any nicer than Him.

Lincoln then sees Artie carrying his lunchtray and then notices his shoes are untied.

**Lincoln**:Let me get that for you before you fall.

Lincoln bends down on his knees and ties his shoes.

**Artie**:Thanks, Lincoln.

As Odine watches, her pupils turn into little hearts and then She then imagines a Halo over Lincoln’s head as he ties Artie’s shoes.

**Odine**:(sighs)Ich glaube, ich bin verliebt(translate to:I think I’m in love.)

**Zach**:What are you saying?

We cut to the bell ringing and all of the students going home and then We see Lincoln with Odine, carrying her suitcases  while she carries her backpack.

**Odine**:Thanks for carrying my luggage, Lincoln.

**Lincoln**:No problem, Anything for my Foreign Friend.So, do you have any siblings back in your country?

**Odine**:No, I’m an only child. I don’t really have that many friends either, so that’s why I decided to signed up for this program, so I can make a few friends.

**Lincoln**:I think you already did, Me and my friends already like you

**Odine**:Really, Even you?!

**Lincoln**:Yep.

Odine makes muffled squeals in excitement when he said he liked her.

**Odine**:Lincoln, can I feel your hair?

**Lincoln**:Uuuh, sure.

Odine starts stroking her hair and she keeps doing it as they keep walking. We see two kids arrive at the Loud House and Lincoln calls everyone.

**Lincoln**:HEY EVERYONE! LOOK WHO’S GONNA BE STAYING WITH US!

The Loud sisters and the parents rushed to the front and Lincoln brings in Odine.

**Odine**:Hallo!

**Rita**:Hi there, you must be the exchange student that gonna be staying with us.

**Odine**:Ja, I’m Odine and I can wait for all the things you’re gonna me show here.

**Lynn Sr.** :Well, I’m glad your excited to stay with us.In fact, I’m gonna make a special dinner tonight.(runs to the kitchen)

**Rita**:In the mean time,I’ll let you and the kids get to know each other.(walks off)

**Lori:**So Lincoln, you got a *girl* exchange student, huh?

**Lola**:Did you ask them to pick her, so *you* can be her guide?

**Other sisters**:Oooooh(Odine blushes)

**Lincoln**:Now girls, Odine is only going to be living with us for two weeks and by friday, she’ll be going back to Germany but for now while she’s staying, I suggest you treat her like she’s member of the family.

**The Sisters**:(Sighs)Okay.

**Lincoln**:Good.Come on Odine, Let’s get you suitated.

**Odine**:Uuh,Sicher,that means sure in Germany

Lincoln and Odine went upstairs and when they get to the hall, Odine looks at the many rooms and then She walks to Lincoln’s room. Odine is amazed by the look of Lincoln’s room.

**Odine**:Wow, Lincoln, You have good taste. (looks at comics on his dresser) Are those Ace Savvy comics?! I love that comic series! (looks at the clock on his wall) And is that Muskel fisch clock?!

**Lincoln:**Muskel Fish? Don’t you mean Muscle Fish?

**Odine**:In my country that series is called Muskel Fisch. I’ve been fan of the series since I was little.

**Lincoln**:Really? Me too! In fact I have the Muscle Fish game downstairs. You play Video Games?!

**Odine**:(gasps)JA I DO!

**Lincoln**:Alright!(runs out of his  room)

**Odine**:Meine Güte, We have so much in common! I just know We’re meant to be!

The two rush downstairs, they hop on the couch, grab two controllers and they start playing.

**Lincoln**:Man,it’s just the two of us, playing Video games.

**Odine**:Yeah, just the two of us.(scooches closer to the Lincoln)

**Lynn**:(sneaks behind the counches and whispers to Odine) Hey,(giggles)Watch this. Hey, Lincoln. What's more warm than a Sauna? A Dutch oven! (wraps herself with Lincoln and blows a fart so big it inflates the blanket with them underneath it.)

Odine becomes appalled by seeing Lincoln  being under a blanket of gas and hearing scream and grunt. Lynn gets out from under the blanket, laughing.

**Lincoln**:(coughs)Well, that happened.

**Odine**:Did you really let her do that to you?! That’s Disgusting!

**Lincoln**:Eh, I’m used to it.

**Odine**:But don’t you go around smelling like rotten eggs all day.

**Lincoln:**Yeah but when you live with 10 siblings, you gotta have some thick skin.(continues his game)

**Odine**:Oookay.

We cut to Lincoln and Odine reading comics, not just any comics, Ace Savvy and Muscle Fish crossover comics.

**Odine**:Wow, Lincoln, Muskel fisch and Ace Savvy really work well together.

**Lincoln**:I know, I hope they make this story into movie. (stomach growls) I’m hungry.

**Odine**:Me too.

**Lincoln**:Let’s go get a snack.

Lincoln and Odine go downstairs to the kitchen and they find Lynn Sr. cooking in the kitchen.

**Lincoln**:Hey, Dad, Where are the chips?

**Lynn Sr.** :Oh, they’re in the cabinet ?

**Odine**:Vielen Dank

**Lynn Sr.** :Huh?

**Odine**:It means thank you

**Lynn Sr.** :Oh.

Lincoln opens up the cabinets and Him and Odine gets each a bag of Barbeque chips.

**Odine**:Wow, Lincoln, Barbeque is my favorite.

**Lincoln**:Wow,what a coincidence Barbeque is my favorite too.

**Odine**:(In her head)Another thing We have in common, We both like Barbeque chips!(speaks out loud)I'll get us some sodas.

**Lincoln**:No, I’ll get them.

**Odine**:(in her head)(gasps) Another nice thing from Lincoln

Lincoln opens the fridge, only to get punched in the stomach by a punching glove attached to a spring.

**Lincoln**:OW!

**Odine**:Lincoln! Are you okay?

**Lincoln**:(coughs)I’m fine.

Odine then hears laughing and turns around to see Luan standing by the doorway.

**Luan**:Instead of getting soda you got punch(laughs)get it?(walk off)

**Odine**:Luan!

**Lincoln**:It’s just a prank, just go upstair and I’ll get the sodas and take my bag upstairs with you (gives her his bag of chips)

**Odine**:(sighs)Okay.

Odine walks out of the kitchen but then She looks back and sees Lincoln open up the fridge and gets a pie in face.

**Lincoln**:AAH! THE CREAM'S IN MY EYES!

**Luan**:Well, you’re *creamed* now!(laughs)

**Odine**:(growls)Diese Schwestern!(Translate:Those sisters!)

We cut to Lincoln coming out of the bathroom, rubbing his face with a towel.

**Lincoln**:Okay, now that I got the cream out of my eyes and hair(tosses the towel aside)I can finally get to reading with Odine.

He starts running to his room but is stopped by Lola and Lana who are dressed in some kind of authority attire.

**Lola**:Hold it right there!

**Lana**:You know the rules! No running in the hall!

**Lincoln**:(starts sweating)I wasn’t running, I was...just….walking...fast(laughs nervously)

The Twins examine Lincoln and Lana grabs his palms and they feels wet.

**Lana**:He’s sweating.

**Lola**:Not only were you running in the halls, you’re also lying, which is also another violation.

**Lana**:And you what that means?

**Lincoln**:(groans)Jail time?

**Lana and Lola**:Jail time!

The Twins grabbed Lincoln and dragged him into their bedroom. A large cardboard box designed to look like the front of a prison cell laid in the middle of the room, and they forced Lincoln underneath it and placed heavy tools from Lana's toolbox on the flaps to keep it weighted down.

**Lola**:10 minutes! Don’t move!

**Lincoln**:(sighs)Fine.

**Lana**:Don’t talk either!

Lincoln grumbles and sits and waits for his 10 minutes to be up.We cut to Odine reading a comic but she was bored because Lincoln is taking too long, However Lincoln arrive to his room.

**Odine**:What was taking you so long?

**Lincoln**:Sorry, My twins locked up for running and lying.

**Odine**:Wait,you let two six year olds put you in a timeout, just because of two mistakes you made?

**Lincoln**:Yeah, they’re praticing being Hall Monitors.(shrugs)But you know what I said, Thick skin.

Lincoln grabs a comic and starts reading but Odine becomes more than that Lincoln is just taking what his sisters are doing to him and she feels that he’s not standing up for himself .

We cut to Lincoln and Odine going downstair and they go to the couch. Lincoln reaches for the remote from coffee table but Lori swipes the remote.

**Lincoln**:Lori! Hey!

**Lori**: Sorry, Linc. First born, first serve.

Before Lori could turn on the tv, Leni grabbed the remote from her hand just the same.

**Leni**: Fashion Fallout, here I come!

**Lori**:LENI! I had the remote first!

**Leni**: Sorry, but, like, I DARE not miss a single episode.

**Lisa**: Not on your life. Besides, there's a documentary on stem cell research to enjoy.

**Luna**: In your dreams! The Mick Swagger concert is way more awesome than that.

**Lynn**: Not during the big game!

**Lola**:Not before my Pageant show!

**Lana**:Not before my Penguin show!

**Luan**:Not during the Ellie show!

**Lucy**:(stoic voice)Not before Vampire of Melancholia.

Lincoln jumps in and the argument rages on and They fight in a dust cloud.

**Odine**:Come on guys, Lincoln was about to get the remote.

The siblings continue fighting until Lynn Sr. calls the kids from the kitchen.

**Lynn Sr.** :Kids! Dinner!

the siblings cease their fighting and all of them except Lincoln zip to the dining room while Lincoln falls off the counch.

**Odine**:Awww, We didn’t get to watch anything.

**Lincoln**:Sorry, Odine ,We’re gonna have some TV tomorrow.(walk off to the dining room )

**Odine**:(groans)lieber Herr(translate:Dear lord)(walks off to the dining room)

We cut  to dining room where everyone is sitting down and Lynn Sr. brings in the trays of food and Everyone becomes excited.

**Lynn Sr.** :Odine, look, I made some famous German dishes to make feel at home.(uncovers  main dishes) I made a Bratwurst , Rolls, Schnitzel , Spatzle , and for dessert(uncovers the dessert)Spaghettieis.

**Lori**:Don’t you mean spaghetti?

**Leni**:That’s not a dessert.

**Lynn Sr.** :Of course it is.Spaghettieis is a German ice cream dish made to look like a plate of spaghetti.

**Lola**:It’s italian food and ice cream mix together!

**Lisa**:Well, there is italian ice.

**Lincoln**:I’ll get the plates!(runs to the kitchen)

**Lynn Sr.** :Thanks son, that’s nice of you..

**Odine**:(sighs dreamily)Yes, Yes it is.

Odine watches soundly as her crush passes out plates to everyone. Odine really lights up when she sees Lincoln putting a bimb on Lily and pats her on head, which causes her to giggles.

Lincoln pulls out a chair and sits in it and then Odine sees an empty chair next to him and she rushes to chair as quickly as possible but then Leni sits next to him.

**Leni**:Thanks for letting me sit next to you, Linky.

Odine growls in angry and much to her dismay, the only empty seat left is next to Lynn.

**Odine**:Great.

Odine sits next to Lynn and they start eating. As they were eating, the loud start talking while Odine had her head against his hand.

**Luan**:Man, dad for a brat this isn’t the *wurst* (laughs)get it?

**Lynn Sr.** :(laughs)Good one, Kiddo.

**Lori**:And then Carol said “You can’t have that skirt with those slippers but then He said…

**Lucy**:(reading a poem)In the darkness of my soul there is a shining light

the beacon of true love that's shining oh so bright.

My fears have all faded, my walls have fallen down...

As Odine eats her food, she looks at Lincoln and stares at his white hair and she sees him wave his hair back. Odine was about to smile but Lynn burps next to her.

**Lynn**: Wooh! My complements to chef!

Odine grumbles as she keeps eating. We cut to Lincoln’s room and they get ready for bed. Odine lays down her sleeping bag and gets inside.

**Lincoln**:So Odine, Did you like your first night here?

**Odine**:(sheepishly)Yeah…I guess so.

**Lincoln**: Okay,goodnight.(falls asleep)

**Odine**:(in her head)Man, his sisters are coming between us and they’re bullying a perfect Boy like him. What I am gonna do?

Odine strokes her chin to think of way to spend time  but then an idea hits her like freight train.

**Odine**:(whispers)I got it! Maybe We can go out on a day on town, Just the two of us, without his obnoxious sisters.

Odine opens one of her bags and pulls out a jar full of money.

**Odine**:(whispers)Good thing I lost some teeth, did a lot chores, got money for my birthday and opened up a lemonade stand. Now I’ll have plenty of money for us to go anywhere We want. It’ll be perfect(smiles slyly)

Next morning, we see Lincoln in his bed, reading a comic book. Odine then wakes up and taps Lincoln on his shoulder.

**Odine**:Hey, Lincoln. I was wondering if We could go out for the day.

**Lincoln**:Sure. Maybe We can go bowling.

**Odine**:Great! I’m great bowling and I always get strikes.

**Lincoln**:Wow! I got a strike once.

**Odine**:Wow, that sounds so... (smoothly voice) perfect.

**Lincoln**:Yeah It does. (walks out of the room)

Odine becomes even more love struck upon he was able get perfect strike. She then follows him out of the of the room. When they arrive downstairs, Lincoln finds Lori on the couch, texting on her phone.

**Lincoln**:Hey Lori, We’re going bowling!

**Lori**:Wow, Sounds like fun.

Lori grabs the car key and stands by the door.

**Lori**:COME ON GIRLS!

The rest of the siblings comes scrambling downstairs and they were very excited.

**Odine**:Wha...What are you doing here?

**Lori**:Like Lincoln said, *We’re* going bowling.

**Odine**:No, No (points to both of them)He said We were going bowling.

**Lisa**:No, Lincoln said specifically *We’re* going bowling. We’re can mean two or more people.

**Lynn**:Yeah Odine, use your contractions and pronouns.

Odine growls and then exhales.

**Lincoln**:It’s okay, Odine. Me and my sisters often do things together.

**Luan**:Yeah, it’s what We in our *spare* time(laughs)

Everyone groans while Odine becomes more annoyed..

**Odine**:(sighs)Fine, they can come.

The sisters cheer with excitement and they rush out the door.

**Lincoln**:MOM! We’re going bowling!

**Rita**:Okay, Make sure you get home before it gets dark.

The kids get in Vanzilla and they drive off to the Royal Woods Bowling Alley. We cut to the kids at the bowling alley, wearing bowling attire.

**Lincoln**:Alright, Everyone ready?

**Lori**:Yep, We’ll do teams. I pick...Leni, Luan, Lynn, Lola and…

**Odine**:(whispers and crosses)Don’t say Lincoln, Don’t say Lincoln.

**Lori**:Lucy.

**Odine**:(whispers)Phew, Now I can be on team with my crush.

**Lincoln**:Okay, I pick Lana, Lisa, Luna and Lily

Lily laughs in excitement

**Odine**:Really, Lily?

**Lincoln**:Don’t worry, I’ll give her a bowling ramp, just like I gave one to Lisa. Now, Let’s Bowl!

**Lynn**:Oh, You’re going down, Stinkoln!(runs off)

**Odine**:Hey, don’t call him that! (run offs)

They all go to their respective lanes and they start to bowling. Lana on Lincoln’s team and hits 5 pins and Lola on Lori’s team hits 6 pins. Leni then hits 7 pins and Lori hits 8 pins. Lucy hits 9 pins and Lily uses her bowling ramp and she gets a strike.

Lincoln’s team become surprised and everyone except Odine cheer and toss Lily into the air in victory. However Odine was completely dumbfounded by a baby getting a strike.

**Odine**:(in her  head)Okay, Lily may have gotten a strike but I’m sure the boy of my dreams will get a strike.

**Lincoln**:Alright! My Turn!

**Odine**:Woo! Go Lincoln! Strike Them Out!

Lincoln hits just five of the remaining nine pins. Lynn roughly pushes him out of the way and bowls a strike.

**Lynn**: Woo! All day long, baby!

Odine’s jaw drops and Lori’s team cheers for Lynn.

**Lincoln**: No fair ,You cheated! You probably got a stronger bowling ball!

**Lynn**:(snickers)Like I need a "stronger" bowling ball to get a strike.

**Lincoln**: Well, maybe that's only because you always work out.

**Lori**: Excuses, excuses.

**Lola**:Yeah, better luck next time!

Lincoln groans with frustration and walks back to his team.

**Lincoln**:Can you believe this?

**Odine**:Yeah, those girl!

**Lincoln**:I know! But We’ll get them back!

**Odine**:Yeah! (in head)Ach du lieber, Lincoln was supposed to get a strike, like he said. But I’m sure he’ll get there.

We cut to a montage of the kids bowling.

Odine gets many strikes and Lincoln gets many  spares but then he gets a lot of seven ten splits, Odine becomes completely that her crush didn’t get any strikes while Lynn got  alot  and she does multiple victory dance whether be pelvic thrusts, shaking her butt or doing the worm. Her siblings just rolled their eyes but Odine yells at her to stop it.

We cut to the siblings having lunch at their lanes’ tables. Lori’s team were having burgers, pretzels and soda and Lincoln’s team were having hot dogs and nachos.

While they were eating, Odine take sip of her soda and looks back at the monitor for their team and they have 201 points while Lori’s team has 205.Odine crushes her soda in her hand in fury, and licks the soda on her face.

We cut to bowling alley’s arcade and we see Lincoln and Odine playing Muscle Fish: the  arcade game. We see they took their shoes because they got uncomfortable after a while.

**Odine**: Lincoln,We’re points behind. If they get one more strike, We lose!

**Lincoln**:Don’t worry, Odine, I have move that will guarantee a won!

**Odine**:Really?

**Lincoln**:Yeah,It’s a move that I’ve saving for the next time we’ll go bowling.

**Odlne**:Ooooh, We’ll win for sure!

We cut to all the kids lined up and Lincoln holding his bowling ball and Odine gaze at Lincoln with pure optimism.

**Lincoln**:Alright, Everyone! Feast your eyes on this!

Lincoln steps all the way back from the alley and Lynn snickers.

**Lynn**:Good luck, Stinkoln!

**Odine**:I told you to stop calling him that!

**Lynn**:Oh Lighten up, Odine!

Odine scowls but then she immediately turns her attention back to Lincoln, who start running back to alley.

**Lincoln**: Here I come!

He trips on his shoelace and Lincoln comes careening down the lane with the ball still stuck to his fingers and hitting the pins while getting stuck at the end of the lane.

**Odine**:Wow, That’s how he got a strike? So cool!

All of the sisters start sisterly laughing at Lincoln.

**Lynn**:(laughing)Oh man, That is funny the second time.

**Luan**:You really *spared* us the trouble!(laughs)

**Lana**:That’s your second strike ever!

**Lori**:It happened the same way!

**Lincoln**:(smirks)Ha-ha! Very funny, Girls!

**Lori**:(giggling)Okay, Okay, come on, girls let’s-

**Odine**:No! I’m not gonna let bully him anymore

Odine runs down the alley to help Lincoln and the Loud sisters stunned by what she said.

**Lola**:What was that all about ?

Odine takes Lincoln by the hand and helps him up and the two walk down the alley.

**Lincoln**: Thanks, Odine.

**Odine**: No problem, I showed those bullies.

**Lincoln**: What? What are yo-

**Odine**:(puts her finger on her mouth)Shhh It’s Okay, Don’t worry, I’m here.

Odine puts her arm around his neck as they’re walking but Lincoln becomes absolute confused. We then cut back to the Loud House, the Loud kids go upstairs while Odine hops on the couch.

Lincoln goes to his room but Lori grasps his shoulder and he turns around to face her and the rest of the sisters

**Lori**: Lincon, Are you okay?

**Leni**: Yeah, I hope you didn’t get a conduction.

**Lisa**:It’s concussion, Leni.

**Lincoln**: Yeah, I’m fine but what with Odine at the Bowling Alley?

**Lynn**: Yeah, what’s up with that ? You know We were just teasing you, right.

**Lincoln**: Yeah, I know but I don’t know why Odine didn’t know.

**Lana**:Me neither.

**Lola**:If We saw you crying or had anything broken We would have tone down the teasing.

**Lincoln**:Yeah but I’m sure she’ll lighten up.

We cut to back to the living room with Odine thinking

**Odine**:Okay, bowling didn’t work. Hmmm I know! How about a date in the park. They could never interrupted that.

We cut to the next day where Odine is talking to Rita in the living rooom.

**Odine**: Mrs.Loud, do you mind, Me and Lincoln go to the park, you know...just the two of us.

**Rita**: Aww, that sounds nice. I’ll go call him down. Hey, Lincoln! Odine wants to know if you want to go the park.

**Lincoln**:Sure! Just let me get dressed.

**Odine**: We could also use a picnic basket.

**Rita**: Okay, I’ll pack to you some snacks.(She walks to the kitchen)

**Odine**:(whispers)Yeah, this is gonna be the best day.

We cut to Lincoln and Odine on a picnic blanket with their picnic basket in Tall Timbers Park, by the pond.

**Odine**: Isn't this nice, Lincoln? Just us, at the park, with the nice sunlight, the nice breeze, and a nice view of the pond?

**Lincoln**:Yeah. I guess this is... nice.

Lincoln and Odine take out some PB&J sandwich then they take a few ships of their juice and then a Squirrel just happens to come down from the tree and heads next to them.

**Lincoln**:Hey, Little squirrel. What’s up?

The squirrel rubs it’s stomach and sniffs a bit.

**Lincoln**:Oh, you must be hungry. Don’t worry I’ll find something for you.

Lincoln gets up and looks around the ground. Lincoln then finds an acorn.

**Lincoln**:(gives the squirrel the acorn)Here you go, buddy.

The Squirrel eats the acorn and scurries away and goes to back up to his tree and Odine dreamily sighs. Lincoln sits back on the picnic and then Odine scoots closer to Lincoln and  puts her hand on his and Lincoln sees this and Lincoln’s face turn red.

**Lincoln**:O-Odine, what are you doing?

**Odine**:Oh nothing, It’s just…I saw feed that squirrel that was so...nice.

**Lincoln**:Well, I try.

After a moment of silence, Odine leans in closer to Lincoln’s eyes.

**Odine**:Lincoln? There’s something I want to tell you

**Lincoln**:What’s that?

**Odine**:Well, I-

**Voice**:Hey, guys!

Lincoln and Odine turn around and they see Lana.

**Lincoln**:Oh, hey Lana! Fancy seeing you here.

**Lana**:Yeah, I came here to see my fish friends.

**Odine**:Fish friends?

**Lincoln**:Oh, she visits a family, named fishmans. One time she was able to save this entire pond.

**Odine**: Oh well, okay. See your fish friends and go.

**Lincoln**: Actually, why don’t you join us, Lana?

**Lana**:(picking her nose with her left hand)Really? Sweet! You got any extra sandwiches?!

**Lincoln**: Yeah, mom packed extra. So help yourself

**Lana**: alright, alright, alright!

Lana immediately hops on the picnic blanket and becomes irritated by her presence.

**Odine**:(teeth clenched)Lincoln, I really this should have been just the two-

**Lana**:What kind of sandwiches do have?

**Lincoln**:Peanut butter and Jelly.

**Lana**:Sweet, better than the sandwich you usually make. Peanut Butter and Sauerkraut, bleh!

**Odine**:(still teeth clenched)I'm sure it’s sure delicious.

**Lana**:No way, nothing beats classic PB&J, well except a Rueben but Sauerkraut just makes the sandwich tastes sour.

Lana grabs a sandwich and takes bite and Odine becomes disgusted.

**Odine**: Isn’t that the same hand used to pick your nose?

**Lana**: Yeah, but I’ll wash my hands after I eat.

Odine starts gagging for 2 minutes and then when she stops, she lightly pushes the basket.

**Odine**: I think I lost my appetite.

**Lana**: Okay, more for me and Lincoln.

Lincoln takes another sandwich and they both continue eating while Odine has her arms crossed.

**Odine**: Okay, time for another approach.

We see a montage of Odine trying to spend time with Lincoln. Odine gets ready play video games but Lincoln tells wait a moment and he upstairs.

She waits and waits until her patience runs dry and she goes upstairs to see what’s taking Lincoln so long. Odine peeks into Lori and Leni’s room and sees Lincoln is modeling for Leni, who accidentally pokes him with the needle.

Odine immediately jumps to the conclusion that Leni forced Lincoln to be her model, this causes Odine to sigh and go back downstairs and play by herself.

We cut to Lincoln and Odine on the couch and She pulls out some nails which catches the attention of Lola, who happens to be passing through the living room carrying her make up kit, so Lola gives Lincoln a complete make over. This annoys Odine because boys shouldn’t wear makeup.

We cut to Lincoln and Odine finishing their lunch and as they bring their plates to the sink, Lincoln sees Lori by the sink on her phone and she looks at him. Lincoln then remember that he has wash the dishes, so he starts and Odine thinks in her head that Lori blackmailed Lincoln into washing the dishes.

We cut to Lincoln and Odine at the front door. Odine holds 50 bucks in her hand and Lincoln carries some movie ticket. Lincoln shows Odine the title of movie that they’re going to, on the ticket and Odine takes them and she assumes there’s only two tickets but she counts them and comes to the realization that there are actually 12 tickets and that only meant one thing…Lincoln’s sisters are coming too and  needless to say, Odine is livid.

We cut to Movie theater and We see the Loud sisters in cinema going to their seats and then Luan puts a whoopee cushion in one of the seas and Luan quietly giggles to herself. We then see Lincoln and Odine coming to cinema with popcorn and once they get there, they seat together but when Lincoln sits down, a loud fart sound is heard from the seat.

Luan and the people in the cinema laugh while Lincoln blushes and forms an embarrassed smile. Odine growls and knocks over her popcorn.

The montage ends and We see Odine in Lincoln’s room, seating on her sleeping bag

**Odine**:(groans) Those Schwesterns (translate:sisters) keep interfering with my dating attempts. There’s gotta be some place We could go, where the sisters won’t interrupt.

Odine pulls her phone and looks on her map app and searching for the best place for her and Lincoln. She stumbles upon a forest near the North Valley B&B.

**Odine**:(Grins)Hmmm... I got a plan.

We cut to the morning where Odine is in the kitchen, calling someone on the phone.

**Odine**:Mm-hmm, Uh-huh, Ja, 1216 Franklin Avenue. Dankeschön! (translate: Thank you very much!)

Odine runs out of the kitchen and then She sees Rita on her laptop.

**Odine**: Hello, Mrs.Loud, do you if Me and Lincoln could go to the park again?

**Rita**:Sure,Just  be back before dark.

Odine giggle mischievously and then grabbed the picnic basket, made some sandwiches, some soda and some glasses. Then she goes upstairs and goes to Lincoln’s room. Lincoln is seen, reading his comic and then Odine barges in.

**Odine**:Lincoln, get dress!

**Lincoln**:What? why?

**Odine**:It’s a surprise.

**Lincoln**:Oooh.

**Odine**:(pulls out a blindfold)But first put on this blindfold, it’s what we do in my country when we’re about to go our surprise.

**Lincoln**:Oh, Okay(puts it on)

Odine leads Lincoln downstairs and then the cab pulls up by the house. The cab arrive at the B&B and Odine pays the driver. Odine then leads Lincoln into the woods that him and Clyde camped in. A long the way, Odine left a trial of leaves so they won’t get lost and they’ll able go to where they started. Odine stops Lincoln from walking.

**Odine**: Okay, you can take the blindfold off now.

Lincoln removes the blindfold and he becomes surprised by where are they are.

**Odine**: Surprise! We’re in the wonders of nature! the Great Outdoors! the Enchanted Forest and the Great Wild!

**Lincoln**:But what are we doing all the way out here? Cause I got lost in these woods once.

**Odine**:Don’t worry I left a trail so We get lost but the reason We’re out here is so (smooth voice)We can be you know… alone.

**Lincoln**:(become flustered) A-alone?

**Odine**:Yes, alone.

Odine lays down the picnic blanket and then she puts down large glasses and pours sodas in the glasses. Lincoln sits down and Odine lays down two plates. Finally puts down two sandwiches

**Lincoln**:(picks up the sandwich) Peanut Butter and Sauerkraut?

**Odine**:Guten Appetit, that’s our German way of Bon Appetit

**Lincoln**:Okay…

They both eat their sandwiches. After they polish off their sandwiches and they pick their drinks and “dink” them, they drink up.

**Lincoln**:(burps)Whoops!(cover his mouth)

**Odine**:(giggles)It’s okay, I’m not gonna tease a good boy like you.

**Lincoln**:Oooookay …(stands up) Okay, let’s go home.

**Odine**: Wait...We’re just getting started.

Odine takes out her phone and a speaker, she connects the phone to the speaker and she plays romantic music. Odine stands up and starts dancing slowly then she walks towards Lincoln. Odine places her left arm on top of your Lincoln’s right arm, leaving your hand on their right shoulder.

**Odine**:Go ahead, Lincoln. Lead the way.

**Lincoln**:(nervously)O-okay.

The pair start slow dancing, Odine has a smile on his face while Lincoln sweats and quivers his lips.

Roughly eight hours later, around 6:30 p.m. and Rita and Lynn Sr. are worried.

**Rita**:Where is Lincoln and Odine?

**Lynn Sr.** :They’ve been at the park for eight hours, What are they doing over there?

**Rita**:I don’t know. Lori, can you go pick them up?

**Lori**:Okay, I’m on!

The other sisters poke their heads out of their heads out of their rooms

**Lana**:We should probably come with you.

**Lori**:Why?

**Lynn**:Well, they have been gone for eight, so maybe they’re not at the park, maybe they’re somewhere else.

**Luna**:Hmmm, I guess that makes sense.

**Luan**:Lincoln has done something like this before.

**Leni**:Yeah, I’m believe it.

**Lisa**:I could use my tracker.

**Lana**:I could track down his scent.

**Lori**:Guys, I’m pretty sure they’re at the park and time just got away from them.

**Lola**:Are you sure?

**Lori**:(sighs)Fine, you can come and if he’s not at the park, We’ll use the tracker.

**Lisa**:Excellent.

All of the sisters except Lily go downstairs and head in vanzilla. They drive off and they arrive at the first park and they don’t see any sign of Lincoln and Odine.

**Lynn**:See, I told you!

**Lori**:Wait, maybe We’re looking in the wrong park, let’s just check Ketchum Park.

The siblings drive off to Ketchum Park and when they get there, they still don’t see Lincoln and Odine.

**Lana**:There’s one more park left, Tall Timbers Park.

The siblings arrive at Tall Timbers and this time they actually go into the park and the siblings go to the pond and Lana talks to the fishmans.

**Lana**:Have you seen Lincoln and Odine?

The fishmans shake their heads. The siblings go back into vanzilla and they drive off.

**Lynn**:We checked all three parks and Lincoln and Odine aren’t there.

**Lori**:Okay, I’m gonna call them(pulls out her phone and calls Lincoln)

We cut back to Lincoln and Odine dancing and She hears his phone, so she reaches in his pocket, takes it out and sees an image of Lori, so she declines and puts it back in his pocket.

**Lincoln**:Who was that?

**Odine**:Oh, uh, telemarketer.

**Lincoln**:(become suspicious)Are you sure?

**Odine**:Mmm-hmmm.

**Lincol**n:Oh, Okay.

We cut back to the siblings and Lori has her phone to ear.

**Lori**:He’s not picking up!

**Lana**:Okay, Lisa, time use your tracker.

**Lisa**:With pleasure.

Lisa pulls out her tracker and two blimps pop up.

**Lisa**:(gasps) I found them!

**Lola**:Where?

**Lisa**:They’re in the woods near the North Valley B&B

**Leni**:What are they doing there?

**Lori**:I don’t know but they’re unaware that they were supposed to be home hours ago

The siblings drive off to the B&B and then We cut to Lincoln and Odine still dancing together.

**Odine**:Lincoln, I never I'd tell you this but I can't resist your tiny freckles, your bright wide eyes and your snow white hair.

**Lincoln**:(blushes) Odine, I-(Odine covers his mouth with fingers)

**Odine**:Shhh…(dips Lincoln)Just let your lips do the talking.(puckers her lips)

**Lincoln**:(in his head)Oh man is really happening?!

Odine brings her lips closer to Lincoln’s, he become resistant and shakes his head, but then the moment is interrupted

**Sisters**:LINCOLN!

Lincoln and Odine turn around to see his sisters and they are shocked looks on their faces

**Lincoln**:G-girls! It’s not what it looks like!

**Odine**:Don’t worry, I’ll find another place where they can’t find us.(grabs Lincoln by arms and drags him away.)

**Lincoln**:Whoa! Hey!

Odine and Lincoln run away from the sisters and then the sisters chase them through out the forest.

**Lori**:Hey! You get back here!

**Lincoln**:Odine, What are doing?!

**Odine**:I’M TRYING MAKE OUR DATE PERECT!

**Lincoln**:Date?

The kids go through the forest until they head up a large hill and the pair stop at the edge and then sisters catch up to them and they are out of breathe. Once they catch their breath, one of the sisters speak out.

**Luna**:Dudes! This is crazy, you gotta come home!

**Odine**:NO! NOT UNTIL I HAVE A DATE WHERE YOU JERKS DON’T INTERFERE!

**Lori**:Date? You were trying go on a date with Lincoln?

**Odine**:Yes, at Bowling alley, at the park and movies and whenever I try to spend with Lincoln at home, you girls ruin it by not letting me and him watch tv, throwing a pie in his face, punching him with a blocking glove, farting on him, locking him up, forcing him to be a model, wear makeup and into doing your chores.

**The sisters**:What?!

**Lincoln**:What?!

**Odine**:Yes, all you’ve been doing is messing with this beautiful little saint when he's done nothing wrong!

**Lincoln**:Saint?!

**Lola**:Listen here, missy! I don’t know what see you in us but I know it’s complete baloney!

**Lori**:We’re taking Lincoln home!

**Odine**:NIEN!

**Leni**:It’s not 9:00pm, it’s 6:50pm

**Lisa**:Nien means No.

**Odine**:If you want him then come and get him!

**Lynn**:Fine! (cracks her knuckles)If that’s how you want to play it!

The sisters and Odine fight in a large dust cloud and then Lincoln walks towards them.

**Lincoln**:Girls! Girls! Please,Stop before someone gets hur-(Odine accidently kicks Lincoln in the nose) OW! My Nose! (Lincoln tumbles off the hill)Aaaaah!

**Odine and the sisters**:(they stop fighting)LINCOLN!

Odine and sisters run to the edge and they watch as Lincoln hits many rocks until he finally reaches the bottom of this hill.

**Lincoln**: Ow …

**Odine**:Meine Güte

We cut to the Loud house, where it’s dark and the siblings pull up in the driveway and  Leni helps Lincoln out of Vanzilla as the family walks inside.

**Lori**:Okay, Leni, set him down gently.

Lincoln groans in pain as Leni sets him down on the couch and Lisa inspects his body.

**Lisa**:Nothing broken, just a few scrapes (grabs his ankle and squeezes it)

**Lincoln**:Ow!

**Lisa**:Just a sprained ankle.

**Odine**:Well, aren’t you gonna laugh at him and say “serves you right for trying to our stop our fight."

**Lola**:(gasps)HOW DARE YOU!

**Lynn**:How insensitive do you think We are?!

**Luna**:He’s our brother!

**Luan**:He just got hurt!

**Lori**:Yeah, Lynn get him a blanket! Luan get him a pillow!

**Lynn and Luan**:On it!

**Lana**:I’ll get the bandages!

**Lola**:And I’ll get the band aids!’

**Lucy**:I get an ice pack.

They grabs everything they need. Lana wraps the bandages around his arms and his ankle, Lola puts band aids on his cheeks, his knees and his forehead.

Lucy puts on an ice pack on his head and then Luan puts a pillow under his head and Lynn puts a blanket over him.

**Lori**:There you go, Lincoln.(Pats him on the head)

**Leni**:(holding Lily)I even brought down Lily.

Leni kisses his forehead and Lily kisses him as well. Odine is surprise by what the sisters did.

**Odine**:Wow, Lincoln, I didn’t know they were this caring.

**Lincoln**:Of course, sure they like to mess with me from time to time but that doesn’t mean they don’t care. Like I said when you live 10 siblings, you gotta have some thick skin.

**Odine**:Wow, I guess I was wrong about your sisters.(sits down on the couch) I was trying to give us some time alone and to protect you, so you know...you would like me.

**Lincoln**:What? But I do like you.

**Odine**:No, I mean like-like, why do you think I was trying to kiss you in the woods. I thought if I did all this, you’d feel the same way about me as I felt the same way about you. With you being a saint in all.

**Lincoln**:Saint? Who said I was saint? What even gave you that idea?

**Odine**: I heard stories from your friends like you saving Frogs from being dissected, Helping an old lady cross the street, Picking up trash by an interstate and saving a turtle.

**Lincoln**:Oh, those things. Well those stories aren’t really what they seem. You see, Lana convinced me to save the frog .

**Lana**:It’s true and I did that by showing him how me and hops met.

**Lincoln**:I only helped that old lady, so I can prove I’m respectful to have a sleepover and Our parents forced me to pick up trash and save that turtle to have some “well rounded time”.

**Lori**:It’s true because We were there.

**Lincoln**:And Lori didn’t blackmail me into the dishes, I made deal that if I covered for her, she’d give me money for  Gus’ games and Grump.

**Odine**:Oh.

**Lincoln**:And Leni was in a jam so I decided to help model the dress.

**Lincoln**:I also know I’m not perfect because I've done some harsh things before, like the time I humiliated them to win a trophy, the time I kicked then out of the pool I bought, the time I acted like I was better than them because of a limo, and that's only naming a few.

**Lori**:Well, you did make up for all of those things.

**Lincoln**:Yeah, I did but Odine, the point is I’m not perfect, none of us are. None of us are saints, devils or angels. We’re all generally good kids who have flaws and makes mistakes. And mine are that I can be selfish, short-sighted and even thoughtless at times.

**Odine**:Oh.

**Lincoln**:And I’m sorry but Odine, I don’t feel same way.

**Odine**:(sighs)I understand and I’m sorry I forced to go on a date with me and(to the sisters) I’m sorry I called you guys jerks, you’re really not .

Rita and Lynn Sr. come out of their room.

**Lynn Sr.** :So girls, did pick up-(gasps) Lincoln!

**Rita**: Sweetie, are you okay?! Are you hurt?! Is anything broken?!

**Lincoln**: I'm fine, mom. I'm a little hurt and have a few bruises, but nothing's broken.

**Lynn Sr.** :What happened, son?!

**Lincoln**:Welll, I-

**Odine**: I kicked him off hill.

**Lynn Sr. and Rita**:What?!

Cut to an exterior shot of the house as time passes and back inside with Lincoln finishing explaining to the parents what happened today.

**Odine**:And that’s what happen?

**Lynn Sr.** :Well not only have you lied, forced Lincoln on a date but throughout this week, you’ve been trying keep his sisters away from him.

**Odine**:Ja and I’m sorry.

**Rita**:I would say you’re grounded but you’re not our child, so We’ll just have to call your parents and have them come pick you up early.

**Odine**:(sniffles) I understand.(pulls out her phone)Their numbers’ on my phone(Lynn Sr. takes the phone) and I’ll go pack my bags and I’ll be going back to Germany. (heads upstairs and tears up)Ich kann nicht glauben, dass es vorbei ist( translate: I can't believe that it's over)

Odine sadly parts off, as the siblings look on with sadness.

The morning, Odine steps out of Lincoln’s room with her suitcases and backpack. She heads downstairs and finds all of the siblings with grins and Lori is twirling the keys. Lincoln also had a cast around his ankle

**Odine**:(sighs)Guten Morgen, I see you're planning to taking me to the airport.

**Lincoln**: Nope, We’re taking you to Gus’ games and grubs.

**Odine**:What?

**Lincoln**:You seemed really sorry about what you did and you didn’t get to have any fun. So We convinced mom and dad to give you a second chance and to let you continue your time in the Student Exchange Program.

**Odine**:Really? You did that for me?

**Lincoln:**Yeah, I want you to stay and I want all of us to get along, right girls?

**Sisters**:Yeah!

**Odine**:Oh that's so nice of you

**Lincoln**:Well, I try.

The siblings and Odine go in vanzilla and they go to Gus’ games and grubs. The siblings plays some games and then Leni and Odine playing a “Dance Dance Revolution!”, Odine plays Ski ball with Lynn and then she plays air hockey with Luan. Then an hour all of the kids are at the table and Lori brings back pizza.

**Lori**:Chow time, guys.

**Odine**:Oh mein Gott! Pizza!

**Lincoln**:Yep! This place has the best!

The Kids start eating pizza.

**Lana:** Hey, Lincoln. You like seafood? (sticks her tongue out showing mushed up pieces of pizza on it.) See? Food! Bleeeeegh!

**Odine**:LANA!.

All of the siblings stare at Odine.

**Odine**:That is Hilarious!(laughs)

Everyone else laughs

**Odine**:Now, I know why you love your sisters!

**Lincoln**:Yeah, I’m glad you do.

**THE END**

**Shout Outs to Loud House Wiki user Discofurby**