CreamBob Conepants transcript

## Prologue: The new opening intro

***Here come***

***SpongeBob and Patrick***

***out on a journey quest***

***working at***

***the Krusty Krab***

***is what SpongeBob***

***does best***

***while Squidward***

***just sits there***

***to rest***

(spoken) "Here we go!"

***SpongeBob's Grand Adventures***

***it's time for SpongeBob's Grand Adventures***

***SpongeBob's Grand Adventures***

***it's time for SpongeBob's Grand Adventures***

'*Based on the characters now created by Clay Hillenburg*

## Scene 1: Outdoor Bikini Bottom

Distinctive Voices: "WHEEEE!"

[Boom!]

Patrick: "SpongeBob! It's alien invaders!"

SpongeBob: "It looks more like a tub of ice cream......but it's ***huge!***"

Patrick climbs up a ladder..........

Patrick: "There's only 1 way to find out which 1 of us is right."

Patrick feels the vanilla ice cream in his right fingerless hand.

Patrick: "Hmm. It's cold..."

SpongeBob: "Yeah?"

Patrick: [Licking Sounds]

SpongeBob: "So?"

Patrick: "Oh, yeah--it's ***ice*** ***cream!***"

SpongeBob: [Licking Sounds]

Narrator: Very Soon...

Mr. Krabs: What's going on out here?, Huh?

SpongeBob: "This is the best ice cream day ***ever!***"

Patrick: "Yeah, As long as aliens don't show up."

Sandy: "Yee-haw!"

Squidward: "YES!" (laughing)

Mr. Krabs: [Thinking] "These fools are wasting the ice cream for eating this."

Gary: "Meow."

Little Boy Fish's Mother: "Come on, son. You're gonna get sick!"

Little Boy: "Mom, I Wanna buy some more ice cream!"

Lou: "Sorry Guys, we're all out".

Patrick: "Uh-oh."

SpongeBob: "What?"

Patrick: "We're outta ice ***cream!***"

Squidward: "Tartar Sauce!"

SpongeBob: "*Wait!* there's still some at thee bottom."

SpongeBob is hanging on to Patrick who's trying to reach the vanilla ice cream down the bottom of the vanilla ice cream tub.

SpongeBob: "Come on, Pat! ***stretch!***"

Patrick: "I'm trying, SpongeBob! But I'm worried about--"

SpongeBob: "Whoa!"

Patrick: "--Falling!"

SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAH!"

[Pif]

[Poof]

### Pint Bottom

Patrick: "Oooh..where are we? It's so cold!"

SpongeBob: "I don't know. But the houses here look really weird. That 1 looks like an ***ice cream*** tub!"

SpongeBob: "Who lives in a pint tub at 0 degrees?"

Talking Ice Cream Sandwich: "Creambob Conepants!"

Patrick: "Who?"

Talking Ice Cream Sandwich: "Chilly and creamy and tasty is he!"

Patrick: "Creambob Conepants?"

Creambob: "Did someone ask for me?"

SpongeBob and Patrick: "***Creambob Conepants!***"

Creambob: "That's me. You guys look lost. Welcome to ***Pint Bottom!***"

SpongeBob: "I'm SpongeBob. This is my best friend, Patrick."

Popsic: "Hi, Creambob!"

Creambob: "Hi, ***Popsic!*** this is SpongeBob and his best friend, Patrick."

Popsic: "Hi, I'm Popsic. Creambob is ***my*** best friend."

Creambob: "Let's all be best friends! So, new best friends, how about a tour?"

Patrick: "Um...okay."

Creambob: "This is our neighbor, ***Sherbet***. My pet, ***Cherry***. This is ***Mr. Fudge***, my boss......and his daughter, ***Swirl***. ***Mrs. Fluff*** is my teacher. And this is our other friend, ***Sundae Cheeks!***"

Sprinkle: "Hey! What about me?"

Creambob: "Oh, hi, ***Sprinkle!*** I didn't notice you there."

Sprinkle: "Oh, 1 day I'll run this town...then you'll notice me...***plenty!***"

Creambob: "So, did you travel far to get here? are you hungry?"

SpongeBob: "***Sure!*** Do you guys have anything like krabby patties in this place?"

Creambob: "I don't know what a Krabby Patty is, but how about some ice cream cake? or an ice cream sandwich?"

Creambob: "Or you can check out the ***ice cream truck!***"

SpongeBob: "Hmm..."

SpongeBob: [Shlurp]

SpongeBob: "Looks good."

SpongeBob: "Tastes great! Patrick, shall we?

Patrick: "Let's shall!"

[Clink]

[Munch]

[Scoop]

[Gulp]

[Eat]

[Scoop

[Swallow]

[Scoop]

SpongeBob: "***Yum!*** That was a good ice cream truck."

Patrick: "The best!"

Creambob: "Wow, you guys must be ***stuffed!***"

Creambob: "How about we head over to the Goober Lagoon for some volleyball or swimming......hey! Why are you looking at us like that? c-come on, now...aren't we all best friends?"

SpongeBob and Patrick eat most of the vanilla ice cream over and over again......

SpongeBob + Patrick: [**BUUUUURRRP!**]

SpongeBob: "We might have overdone it."

Sandy: [Voice Off Screen] "SpongeBob! Patrick! Y'all down there?"

The camera zooms up on Sandy and Mr. Krabs who are both pulling SpongeBob and Patrick outta Pint Bottom.

Sandy: "What the heck? Y'all look like you ate...***everything!!***"

Mr. Krabs: "Come on, boys, lift your blubber up outta there!"

SpongeBob: "We're...coming...[Panting] hang...on..."

Narrator: Soon again......

Sandy: "Let's go, fellas! The weight ain't gonna lose itself!"

[SpongeBob And Patrick Panting Heavily]

Narrator: Later.........

SpongeBob: "***Phew!*** That workout made me hungry for more ice cream."

Patrick: "Me too."

SpongeBob: "Hmm..."

SpongeBob: [Licking Sounds]

Fade to a black screen.........

Stick Stickly: "Don't go away, 'cause *SpongeBob's Grand Adventures* will be right back right after these commercial breaks."

Commercial Break Number 1

Commercial Break Number 2