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*(The Amber's House; Sally walks to her house)*
**Sally:** I'm home from school!
*(camera points to the Amber family laying on the couch with bored expressions on their faces)*
**Rebecca:** (bored) That's nice, dear. Now, would you be kind is to pass me that book on the shelf?
**Sally:** Okay. (gives the book to her mom) Are you guys okay? You look like you all had a long dull day.
**Stu:** (bored) That's the beauty of it, dull is what makes the world a better place.
**Harry:** (bored) Who needs fun when you've got the only expression that makes life a joy?
**Mary:** (bored) And that expression is boredom.
**Sally:** Okaaaay... Well, (slowly backing away) if you all need me, I'll be in my room doing my homework. (takes off)
**Harry:** (bored) Homework. The most greatest words in the world.
**Stu:** Quite so.
*(Sally's bedroom)*
**Sally:** Stanley, I need your help. My whole family has gone boring. I need you to... Stan?
*(camera points to Stan wearing a Pixie uniform talking to himself in the mirror with a bored tone)*
**Stan:** (bored) Look at you, your whole body is like the shape of a hotdog. One of the most fun and disgusting things in the world.
**Sally:** Not you too! Okay, whatever's happening to you, it's clearly not normal. Poof me to Fairy World!
**Stan:** (bored) Sorry, I don't speak fun.
**Sally:** (groans) (sounding bored) Can you poof me to Fairy World, please?
**Stan:** (bored) That's more like it. (raises a phone)
**Sally:** Uh, what's with the phone? Where's your wand?
*(**PING**)*

*(Meanwhile at Ivan's House)*
*(Astronov and Neptunia poof out of their animal disguises)*
**Neptunia:** I can't believe this is really happening. Fairy World has just opened a new resort called Adventure Chasing. It says here that there is swimming, games and kart rides. I cant wait to go karting in the pool.
**Astronov:** Karting in the pool? Neptunia, I love you, but you've got to be the most non bright living thing in the world.
**Cosmo:** (heard) Hey, you guys? Where's Ivan's room? I'm stuck in the halls again.
**Wanda:** (heard) It's over here, you moron.
**Astronov:** I stand corrected.
*(door opens)*
**Timmy:** Hey guys. Are you ready for a Fairy World extravaganza?
**Neptunia:** Are we ever. (flies to Ivan sitting on a chair) Even Ivan's excited too. Look at him... looking... surprised?
**Man on TV:** And as you can see by the sun's radius, it's hot in Topeka?
**Ivan:** (bored) It's hot in Topeka.
**Poof:** What's wrong with Ivan?
**Astronov:** I don't know. (flies to Ivan) Ivan? What's going on?
**Ivan:** (bored) Oh, hello my fellow fairies and friends. Did you check the weather this morning? It's full of dull stuff to be excited about.
**Timmy:** Okay... That's unlikely.
**Wanda:** This isn't good. My magic scanner indicates that Ivan's got Pixified.
**All:** Pixified?
**Wanda:** Meaning that the Pixies somehow planted one of their new designs inside Ivan to make him act boring and dull.
**Timmy:** So?
**Ivan:** (bored) I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts.
**Timmy:** If he didn't sound boring, that statement would've sounded cool. Can't we just wish it out?
**Astronov:** It's not that simple. We have to confront the Pixies if we want to set that little chip off of Ivan.
**Cosmo:** Then (raised his wand) let's go!
*(hot chocolate splats out of his wand)*
**Cosmo:** Sorry. I've had a real party last night.
**Wanda:** (raises her wand) I got this.
*(**POOF**)*

*(Fairy World)*
**Poof:** Woah, what happened to Fairy World?
*(Fairy World looking grey with all the fairies with Pixie uniforms)*
**Ivan:** (bored) Isn't it obvious? Fairy World has become a better place.
*(Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Astronov and Neptunia's clothes turns into Pixie clothes)*
**Cosmo:** Ah! My crown. It's a stupid pointy hat again.
**Neptunia:** Now those were the most unmanliest words I've ever heard.
**Timmy:** That's it. Those Pixies are going down today.
*(camera pans to the right showing Sally and Stan appear from a distance behind Timmy and the others)*
**Sally:** (looks around) Okay, I know Fairy World, and this is a no Fun Zone. I can see that this situation might require an extra hand. (sees Timmy) Wait a sec... is that... Timmy Turner? (camera points to Timmy as Sally's voice is heard) Timmy Turner?
**Timmy:** (turns his head) Sally Amber? Is that you? I haven't seen you since the Zappys awards. How are things with you lately?
**Sally:** Not good. My godparent, (camera moves to Stan) Stan here has been acting very dull since this morning. I came to Fairy World to find out why.
**Wanda:** This is the work of the Pixies. They're responsible.
**Sally:** Pixies?
**Astronov:** They are a magical race just like us fairies and the Anti-Fairies. They use their magic as a business.
**Sally:** Sounds pretty boring.
**Timmy:** Exactly. We need to stop them before they take over more fun loving minds and this world.
**Sally:** Okay. I'll do whatever I can to help. (grabs and drags Stan) Come on, Stan.
**Stan:** (bored) Any one wants some unsalted, unbuttered and unpopped popcorn?
**Sally:** (groans) (looks at Timmy as she starts walking away) Hmmm... Looks like Timmy has a best friend. And he has fairies too. (sees Poof) and that must be Cosmo and Wanda's baby son, Poof. I've been hearing news about a fairy baby being born, but I was never around for it.
*(Sally looks up and sees the Pixies)*
**Sally:** (gasp) Those must be the Pixies!
*(Sally hides near a tree)*
**Stan:** (bored) Our lords and masters.
**Sally:** (grabs Stan and drag him near the tree) Quiet. They'll hear you.
*(Sally watches H.P. and Sanderson flying to Timmy and the rest of the gang)*
*(Jorgen walks by)*
**Cosmo:** Hey Jorgen, what's going on?
**Jorgen:** Desperate in need of seeing my mighty pecs again. Those Pixies will regret making me look like someone who wants to work out by using a pencil instead of barbells. Anyway, what's the sitch?
**Poof:** The Pixies has planted a chip on Ivan making him act boring.
**Ivan:** (bored) There's a cockroach in my face. It's must be planning world domination.
**H.P.:** (heard) Interesting. We were planning the same thing.
*(camera moves to the Pixies)*
**Sanderson:** The more victims we make boring, the better this world would be.
**H.P.:** I wish I could say the same for Anti-Fairy World, but let them keep their side of mayhem.
**Jorgen:** You won't get away with this, you pointy headed freaks!
**H.P.:** We already have.
**Sanderson:** In fact, we'll do it again.
**H.P.:** Later, punks.
*(Pixies fly away with a boring laugh)*
*(Sally pops out of the tree and confronts the Pixies)*
**Sally:** Stop right there, Pixies!
**Sanderson:** Well, looks like we've got another pathetic godchild to save the day.
**H.P.:** If we wanted to be stopped, you're clearly the wrong person for the job. (pulls up his phone and poofs up phone wires all over Sally)
**Sally:** I can't break free!
*(scene points to Timmy)*
**Timmy:** I'd figure we should fight back.
**All:** How?
**Timmy:** You guys have Pixie magic. So, why not use their own source of magic against them?
**Wanda:** That's a good plan, but how are we going to round them all up?
**Cosmo:** Why not just poof us a giant suitcase and stuff them inside?
**Jorgen:** That does sound rather amusing, but it won't be enough.
**Neptunia:** Or we could poof up lots of business equipment and then smash them to get the Pixies attention.
**Astronov:** Neptunia, that's genius!
**Neptunia:** I have one of those moments.

*(every fairy poofs up business equipment)*
**Jorgen:** Alright, now that Fairy World is full of non muscular stuff...
**Timmy:** Let's crash this party!
*(everyone having fun smashing the business equipment; Ivan laying on the floor)*
**Ivan:** (bored) I hate fun.
**Timmy:** I sure hope the Pixies come here soon. I cannot stand hearing Ivan like this much longer!
*(back to Sally and Stan confronted by H.P. and Sanderson)*
**H.P.:** Soon, all of Fairy World will be ours (flies behind Sally) and once we've completed our task, (Sally spots a switch and knife in his pocket and quickly pickpockets it with her restrained fingers and turns around before H.P. turns around to her) you're Earth will be next.
**Sanderson:** Hate to break it to you, boss, but we got some fun activity going on.
*(camera points to Timmy, his fairies, Jorgen and other fairies having fun by smashing business equipment)*
**H.P.:** Excuse us, little girl, we'll be just a moment. (takes off)
*(Sally uses H.P.'s tiny knife to break free of the phone wires)*
**Sally:** Stan, we have to help them!
**Stan:** (bored) Why should we?
**Sally:** Uh, when I meant them, I was talking about the Pixies.
**Stan:** (bored) Sounds more generous. What's the wish?
**Sally:** I wish for a giant suitcase.
**Stan:** (bored) Much approved. (**PING**)
**Sally:** (to herself) Now to deal with the Pixies.
*(fairies and Timmy gets trapped by a giant phone)*
**H.P.:** Bad move, fairies.
**Sanderson:** Now you will taste the true potential of boredom.
*(Pixies charge their phones, then get trapped inside a giant suitcase)*
**H.P.:** (heard) How fitting. Being stuck inside our own favorite stuff.
**Sally:** That's what you get for messing with the fun.
**Timmy:** You totally saved us!
**Sally:** And in the nick of time too. I was able to find (pulls up a switch) this in Pen-for-Hat's pocket.
**Poof:** A switch?
**Sally:** One that will take the fun off of anyone with a small Pixie chip inside them.
*(Sally presses the switch and those with Pixie chips in their bodies were shut off and they turned back to normal)*
**Ivan:** Hey, I feel... excited now that that chip's off of me. I wish I could go somewhere fun.
**Astronov and Neptunia:** That's the Ivan we know.
**Stan:** Oh, what happened?
**Sally:** Stan. You're okay. But just to be sure, answer me this: Why do I love you?
**Stan:** Well, you used to love me, because I always poof you money, but after having to follow Da Rules, I gave you a new reason to love me, and that's studying bravery.
**Sally:** You're cured! (hugs Stan) Oh, I love you, Stanley!
**Ivan:** Hey, Timmy, (points to Sally) who's that blond girl with the ponytail?
**Timmy**: Ivan, this is Sally. We've met at the Zappy awards. Sally, this is Ivan, my best friend.
**Ivan**: Hi, I'm Ivan.
**Sally**: Sally Amber and this is my fairy godparent, Stan.
**Stan**: Hello Ivan.
**Ivan:** (as he and Sally shake hands) Nice to meet you.

*(Fairy World back to normal, Fairies shoving the Pixies into a cannon)*
**Jorgen:** You're going back to the funless lump of business you call home back where you belong. Fire the cannon!
*(cannon fired; Pixies get launched)*
**Pixies:** (bored) Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
*(everyone cheer)*
**Sally:** Pop goes the Pixies!
**Stan:** Hey, Sally, I'm sorry for the way I've been acting all day. I...
**Sally:** No need to apologize, it was those pointy headed freaks responsible for the boring behavior. All that matters now is that things are back to normal.
**Stan:** I'm glad to hear that.
**Ivan:** I still can't believe those Pixies would do something so bad and... boring.
**Timmy:** It's in their nature, dude.
**Ivan:** Well, now that the nightmare is over, it's time to make fun wishes.
**Neptunia:** (to Ivan's ear) I think I know one.

*(Adventure Chasing)*
**Timmy:** Fairy World, you never cease to amaze me.
**Ivan:** You can say that again.
**Sally:** Do you hear a kart?
*(Neptunia driving a kart to the pools)*
*(Astronov smacks his head in dismay)*
**Poof:** Even I wouldn't have that kind of fun.
**Stan:** Do you think this is the last time we'll see those pointy headed freaks?
**Jorgen:** I'd like to believe that. But somehow, I doubt that very much.
**Timmy:** Hey, I just realized something.
**All**: What?
**Timmy**: Sally?
**Sally**: Yeah?
**Timmy**: The last time we've met, you lost the Zappy award, I believe that there was another godchild with red hair who entered the Zappy awards, who was that godchild again?
**Sally**: Winston.
**Timmy**: Yeah, or course. What happened to Winston?
**Sally**: Well, Tooth Fairy thought that Jorgen treated Winston really badly, and he was no longer his fairy godparent.
**Timmy**: So, the Tooth Fairy took over for him?
**Sally**: Nah, they decided that Winston doesn't need a fairy godparent, he's a bit too scared.
**Timmy**: What happened to Winston now since every miserable kid needs a fairy godparent to make themselves happy?
**Sally**: Well, he's trying his best to adjust to not having a fairy godparent.
**Stan**: Plus, I help him out every once and a while.
**Ivan**: I see. Anyway, I'm sure Pixies won't be back for a long time, wherever they are right now.
*(Pixies stranded in the middle of space surrounded by fun stuff all around space)*
**H.P.:** No amount of dull therapy will ever make this moment okay.
*(back to the others)*
**Sally:** Well, it's been fun, but I better get home and see if everyone else I know is back to normal. (as Stan raises his wand) Bye, everyone, and I'm glad I was able to help out.
**Timmy, Ivan, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Astronov and Neptunia:** Bye, Sally! Bye, Stan!
*(Sally and Stan poof away)*

*(Amber House)*
*(Sally and Stan poof home)*
**Sally:** Let's see if it works.
*(Sally walks out of her room to the hallway while Stan turns himself into a parrot and follows her; the two see the family back to normal as Rebecca is typing down Police files of criminals online; Stu and Harry are playing checkers; Mary is doing push-ups with one hand behind her back)*
**Harry:** Oh, hey, sis. Come on down, the family fun is just starting.
**Sally:** They're back! (runs downstairs)
**Rebecca:** I don't know how or why we were all in a sudden feeling of boredom, but I wouldn't want to have that conscience in this family.
**Stu:** We're the Ambers and fun is in our vocabulary.
**Sally:** You got that right.
**Rebecca:** And to prove that we don't take dullness from anyone, who want's to watch *Loose Cannon Cop Who Doesn't Play by the Rules?*
**Sally, Mary, Harry and Stu:** We do!
*(watch the movie as the scene zooms out of the house)*
*(screen fades to black)*
*(Title Card ending)*