Palacio Metrosexual

**Palacio Metrosexual,** also known as the Gay Dungeon is a gay bar/dungeon/whatever located at the edge of the Pantano Mojado. The main goal is to reach the top in search of Elmalo.

## Dungeon 1

Gayvania

Upon entering this area, Pleb will find himself on a bridge, leading to a tower shaped after a man in BDSM gear. In front of the door leading in, is Sightful Jhonny and Carol Clearin. Pleb asks to be able to see Elmalo, where Carol will begin mumbling incoherently. Pleb will be given a choice between "accepting", and backing up. Accepting begins a mandatory fight between the two. They're both statistically the same as one another and share the same moves. While their DMG is a bit lower than previous encounters, they have access to two powerful skills; 3 and Ass slap (373)|ass slap]]. Once they're defeated, they'll let you into the dungeon.

## Entrada

Entrada is the bottom floor of the Gay Dungeon. The man taped to the wall sells two Bananas at half price, a Wifi Station sits in the middle of the room, a hole in the wall leads deeper into the gay dungeon, and an elevator sits at the far end corner, requiring an Elevator Card to ride.

## Dungeon 2

This is the main room of the building, a gauntlet of falls and enemies that'll wither your party down. Bags of MBs are also scattered around the platforms, usually out of the way and require taking more damage. Its recommended to go in on full health.

### Points of interest

* 1. To Entrada
* 2. Buk Fest
* 3. To Palacio
* 4. Cat 3
* 5. To Dungeon Secreta

Along the way Cat 3 can be seen on a ledge parallel to a bag of 4 MBs. While the bag can be obtained by simply falling through a gap, the Cat will require Horsen Style to reach.

Continuing through the intended path is another bag of MBs, containing another 4. Along the way, after taking a fall and immediatly climbing a ladder, is a gap with a bag of MBs on the other side. It cannot be reached without having Horsen Style first. Inside of it is yet another 4.

Along the way is Shortlimbs Larry, sleeping and blocking the path. Waking him up triggers a fairly average fight with the same move pool as Jhonny and Carol. Only thing of note is his buffed up DMG stat, which makes him hurt for the few rounds he lasts.

Above Larry is a bag of yet another 4 MBs which can be nabbed without health loss by continuing through the path and taking a small right after climbing down a ladder, and climbing down yet another ladder.

As pointed on the map, a Buk Fest can be found nuzzled against a wall, free to be taken.

The next is Mariano Marolo Marines, a sort of mini-boss before meeting Elmalo. Same move pool as Larry, but has a much higher HP pool, higher DMG and higher DEF. It may be worth using the Buk Fest before fighting him.

## Palacio

The top of the tower, and where Elmalo resides. Climbing up the ladder will take you to the first boss fight, so its recommended to talk to the man with the yellow hair first, as he'll give you the Elevator Card, allowing you to travel back down to Entrada to recover and save.

La Blondie

At the top, is Elmalo and his boys. He'll only talk to you about Contundito after a friendly sprawl. This is the first boss fight of the game, and is quite a tough one. In the fight is Sexy Boy, Thicc Boy, Sadistic Boy, Leather Boy and Cool Boy. Sexy Boy is the strongest of the bunch, with the best stats and most dangerous skills. Sadistic Boy is the second most dangerous, with no time wasting skills, and the ass slap skill. DPS is very important in this fight, as while Thicc Boy, Leather Boy and Cool Boy have the time-wasting skill Thinking, it takes up 3 MP each use, meaning that they can only use it five (three, in HM) times in the fight before they'll only use damaging skills as well. Its suggested to use any Stones the player have, as it'll soften up the entire group. If SlimShoda is in the party and level 7, then his Can rain skill will also come in use. Smugy can also use Face show at level 5, which'll apply Scared to most enemies.

The Event

Once they're defeated, Elmalo will let up that Contundito has already been captured by The Press, and that he really doesn't care about him. Who he does care about is Sheddy, an old friend. He'll then tell you that Contundito is being held at the Telecommunications Tower, and gives you he gives an intense warning to not kill Sheddy in exchange for the Horsen Style Scroll, which on use allows Pleb to run faster and jump over 1 tile gaps. Finally, he hands over Holmey to join your party and protect you.

## Dungeon Secreta

The Dungeon Secreta is accessed via a door in Dungeon 2, requiring the CEO Card D to access. Inside is another maze, now plunged into darkness, with a little circle of light following Pleb around. Spread around the maze are bags containing Buk Fests. The bottom floor also has gaps, requiring Horsen Style to be active. The objective is to reach a door on the other side, to reach the ADM and fight a secret endgame boss.

## ADM

ADM is a pitch black room hosting a huge mysterious man, only known as "Dungeon Master". He rhetorically asks if you're ready for a good beating, and initiates combat. Dungeon Master is a doozy of a fight- dealing strong single target damage, having a huge health pool and often having the Bloody Spikes buff up, nullifying attacks completely and dealing slight damage to the aggressor at a 40% rate. Damage Over Time and stall tactics will be your friend here.

Suggested characters are:

* A.Copper (Healing)
* Eluisa (Healing and Buffs)
* FatGod (DOT)
* FilthyBoi (DOT)
* GreenBoi (DOT)
* CeGuy (Thoughtful Debuff)
* Durazno (Stun)
* Parrian (Tanking)

Once hes finally been defeated, you'll be able to pick up a suitcase, containing the USBLU.