Obama -II

## Life

Born 1850 - Died 1978

Obama -II, or his full name Obomina Von Obamna-al-Yaku'bista bin Obama -II was a King of the Obama Dynasty and the one-day-leader of the Obomina Bicameral Autonomous Monarcho-Okrugate of America. As a settler, he founded the city Obama City alongside his wife. He, in his (now) dilapidated house, invented the famous game of Texas Holdem.

Later in his life, he became ridiculously rich after *buying out the entire city and the citizens of Biblioberio*, and having over half of the profits made from the city to be given to him due to the increasingly corrupt government. With this money, he funded his grandson, Barack Hussein Obama's presidential race, and his neglected son, more of his wife's side, Joe Biden's vice presidential campaign.

He founded one hundred of the Yakubist libraries in Biblioberio, claiming he "wanted Yakub's sacred land to be really sacred, you know like the Library of Alexandria". He imported thousands of sacred Esoteric Yakubist scriptures and texts from around the world and brought them to the various libraries of Biblioberio. The most sacred, were kept in his mansion. The libraries were burnt to the ground by Antichrist forces during the raid on the city, and his mansion ransacked by NATO and the UN for drug investigation.

All items in his mansion were seized by the UN and burnt, with the ashes put through an autoclave thrice, divided into "approximately 660" containers, mixed with corrosive acid, then the remains diluted with water, put into a series of six welded and chained shipping containers, and sunk to the lowest point of the Mariana Trench, covered with multiple layers of reactive mines, preventing any access to the containers.

## Death

During the raid on Biblioberio, an armed caravan split in two. One side raided Jeffrey Epstein's speech, and the other, his mansion, from which Obama -II declared the territory of Obama City an independent monarchy. Under the effects of many impairing drugs, he managed to leave the mansion with three bullet wounds, and was robbed outside his mansion, leaving him with a stab wound. He headed to the nearest manhole and found his drug stash. Inside his emergency drug stash in the Biblioberio sewer, he had confused pure carfentanil tablets for Tylenol, and took three 350mg tablets, causing his death.

### Emergency Drug Stashes

The 1.05g dose of carfentanil taken by Obama -II was enough to kill at least 52,500 people (0.02mg est. lethal dose). The drug stash in the Biblioberio sewer was investigated by the UN during and after the raid, and according to their report contained ***10 tonnes of illicit substances*** and 5 tonnes of legal substances. According to a UN and NATO backed Biblioberio mansion raid, he had hundreds of other secret drug stashes in the Biblioberio sewer system alone.

### *Community Response*

Many Yakubists, such as Jeffrey Epstein are furious at this revelation, claiming that he was destroying Yakub's Holy Land. The Biblioberio government however is not responding to the outrage and is instead has used billions of dollars to build a massive UN + NATO United Embassy encompassing the entire area of the mansion and the burned Yakubist libraries. The mayor claimed that the United Embassy should be responsible for all holy texts, to "prevent anything dangerous happening".

Leaked footage shows that it is filled with military installations, with individual barracks for UN forces, NATO forces, Antichrist forces and Romanian Partisan forces.