Car-Wreck

## Plot

Louie tries to learn to drive but everything goes wrong.

## Characters

* Jaime
* Brian
* Louie
* Luis

**Jaime**: Here, someone ordered a pizza. Can y'all deliver it on time?

**Luis**: Yes!

**Louie**: No!

**Luis**: YES!!! *[Takes the pizza and walks to the door]* Of course we can, Louie. Have you lost your mind? *[Steps on an exposed nail and his entire leg breaks]* Well, I don't know how to say this, but I'm about to scream REALLY loud! So 3 2 1...*[Cut to Toon School. Arion brings a giant cake out. Zoe, Connor, Isiah, Roman, Kameron, Nehemiah, and Joy are there]*

### INT. TOON SCHOOL DAY

**Arion**: Now which one of you piggies is gonna eat this horse? *[The scream shakes the cake and it collapses on them]*

**Connor**: No, no, no, no, no, NO!!!

### INT. TOON TOWN - KRAB'S ANCHOR

**Luis**: Oh, no! My leg be gone! *[Plobs on the floor]* You'll have to go without me.

**Louie**: I can't

**Luis**: Why not?!

**Louie**: I don't know how to drive!

**Luis**: Jaime?

**Jaime**; Ugh! Louie! Your what? 18? Even, Aidan and Nadia know how to drive...AND THEY'RE BABIES!!!

**Louie:** *[A little scared]* W-well, can you teach me?

**Jaime**: *[Groans loudly and drags Louie and steps on Luis' leg]* Fine! *[Cut to them in a car]* And that goes for every kind of schooling. Why, there ain't nothing truly important, you can't learn on the streets with half a jigger of common sense and your own two hands. Now, put 'er in gear!

**Louie:** *[gives a thumbs-up]* Okay! *[starts the boat, but then accidentally reverses it, destroying the Krab's Anchor sign]*

**Jaime:** *[nervously chuckles]* Well, rookie mistake, boy. It happens all the time.

**Louie:** It does?

**Jaime:** No, but you got the right fire in your belly.

**Louie:** I do?

**Jaime:** *[chuckles]* Yeah. Well, you know, what we need is a change of tone. *[transition to the Jaime driving the boat in an empty parking lot]* This empty parking lot is just the ticket. *[parks the boat]* Like every young person, the rookie boater needs plenty of open, obstacle-free space and the freedom to make mistakes. *[switches places with Louie, making him the driver and Jaime the passenger]*

**Louie:** Jaime, you're so wise.

**Jaime:** *[chuckles before putting his seatbelt on]* Can't disagree with you there. All right, put 'er in gear! *[Louie again quickly reverses the boat, destroying the Krab's Anchor entrance]* Oh, you gotta be kidding me...

**Louie:** Rookie mistake, right?

**Jaime:** I suppose so. Now SLOWLY inch forward and i'll check out the damage myseff.

**Louie:** Okay, 1, 2, 3. *[Drives fast, but doesn't notice the hook in the back, destroying the whole half of the Krab's Anchor]*

**Jaime:** *[checks his mirrors]* Oh, broken wall. That's about $20,000. Oh, kitchen fire. Oh, that'll be about 100 grand. *[sees Jaime getting his broken leg, which is wrapped in a cast, caught on fire]* Ooh, lawsuit for unsafety work environment? Oh, that's a lot of zeroes! Ugh! *[Facepalms on the cockpit]*

**Louie**: Did i do a good job?

**Arion**: *[Drives past in his car]* Nope!

**Jaime**: He's NOT wrong... *[Louie frowns]* Now, hold on! Maybe, we can try something else.

### INT. TOON TOWN - DAY

Text appears the bottom of the screen as the events unfold reading: "Louie presses the eject button and is ejected from his car. He flies through the air. While the driverless car careens in the streets, smashing into people and property. Jaime and Luis scream their butts off as they crash into screaming pedestrians. Finally, it flips, rolls, and blows up an orphanage, killing a bunch of Toon Babies in the process. Louie smiles at the camera as the episode ends as a flaming tire and a baby's arm flies behind him."