The Vlogfather: Shay Carl

The Godfather meets Vlogging. YouTube's own Shay Carl and the rest of the Shaytards team up with Studio C. Revolutionary or problematic? Watch now and tell us your thoughts!

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HOUSE:

ShayCarl: Come chillax on my favorite couch, put up some Netflix, and kind of chill out.

James: I swear I don't know!
Jason: We know you're the rat!

ShayCarl: Sounds like some of the family is still awake. Let's go see what they're doing. Come on, come on.
James: I don't know-

ShayCarl: Hey, you hoodlums, what are you doing in here without me?
Jason: Johnny, what are you doing, man?
ShayCarl: I'm vlogging.

FUNERAL:

ShayCarl: We're at the funeral of our grandpa Don Paladino. It's a good man. Oh, check it out, it's Vinny, what's up, buddy? Give it up, what's up? What's up? This guy right here, he's taking care of a lot of dudes. You know what I'm saying?
Jeremy: Ha, ha, ha, ha, such a joker! He's kidding, everyone. I... I am a respectable businessman.
ShayCarl: Yeah. He sells drugs.
Jeremy: Johnny!

VLOG:

ShayCarl: Today's vlog is brought to you by Dasani Water, enhanced with minerals for a pure, crisp taste.

HOUSE:

Stephen: Johnny, you got to destroy this footage. We can't have this on the internet.
ShayCarl: This... this is actually a live stream, so...
James: Somebody!
ShayCarl: It's kind of here right now. Hi guys.

GARAGE:

ShayCarl: Guess who's getting a new pair of shoes?! Check out these kicks! Hm, who could it be? Maybe it's that guy.

FUNERAL:

ShayCarl: We're talking racketeering...
Jeremy: No.
ShayCarl: Money laundering...
Jeremy: Okay, no. Just stop, just turn it off.
ShayCarl: Extortion... lots of extortion. Think of how many times you've extorted people.

HOUSE:

ShayCarl: While we're here, do you think the victim could hold this real quick?

FUNERAL:

ShayCarl: This guy has skills, the entire Benevitas family he took care of with a rusty meat hook and his bare hands!
Natalie: Really?
Colette Butler: You did what?
Jeremy: I didn't do any of that.
ShayCarl: Busted.
Colette Butler: Yes, I'm sure.
Jeremy: He's making... he's making it up!
Colette Butler: I am done!
Jeremy: Come on! Karen!

GARAGE:

ShayCarl: Who wants to do an unboxing video? Should we find out who is in the bag? Let's do it. Looks like it's... the mayor.

HOUSE:

ShayCarl: Keep going, keep going.
James: I swear I don't know anything.
ShayCarl: Thumbs up, you guys. Be sure to subscribe!

RIVAL'S HOUSE:

ShayCarl: Shh. We're sneaking into the home of our rival gang, the Chelio family. It's going to be hilarious. We're going to put a horse's head in their bathtub.
Matt: Johnny!
ShayCarl: What?
Matt: Who are you talking to?
ShayCarl: Uh, my prank channel. Uh, this is going to be for the... Okay, I can see you're-

CAR:

ShayCarl: We're going to try to see if this knife will go all the way through this headrest. Ready?

RIVAL'S HOUSE:

ShayCarl: Oh, I can't believe you shot my camera!
Matt: I'm sorry.
ShayCarl: These are really expensive!
Matt: We're in the middle of committing a crime!
ShayCarl: Yes, anytime is a great time for quality refreshment.
Matt: Is that a back-up camera?
ShayCarl: No, no, no, no, no. Come on, no.

CAR:

ShayCarl: Yep! It works!

RIVAL'S HOUSE:

ShayCarl: How many cameras do you have?
Matt: Well, if you'd stop shooting htem, we could have dropped this horse head off ten minutes ago!
Matt: Don't blame me for trying to-
Stacey: Ooh! That was um... is that a Canon G7X?
ShayCarl: It is! Finally! Someone who appreciates this art form!
Stacey: I do! Hey, can I offer you an Aquafina? Aquafina: For Happy Bodies.