Ulrich Müller

Character Inspiration

The Twitchy GermanLord of Shipping

*[Quote / Joke]*

**Ulrich Müller** is one of the player characters in Wizards & Waifus' unnamed Call of C'thulhu game set in the Summer of '69 (nice).

## Appearance

Ulrich is a young German. He is a 5'4" with a skinny frame. His hair is well kept and has a natural baby face. Ulrich always walks with a cane as his right leg is crippled. His large rimmed glasses are well-worn and have tape on several places holding them together. Never without his Satchel which can contain anything from school notes to the gun bible.

## Appearance in the Dreamlands

Ulrich has reverted back to his 11 year old self within the Dreamlands. His clothes are muddied and his glasses are cracked. His right ankle has a bullet hole which continues to bleed though the blood dissipates before it hits the floor. He still carries a satchel but sized for a child. Going from his temple down his neck and to his left arm is the contents of the Necronomicon though too small to read with the naked eye.

## Personality

Ulrich has no self-confidence in himself outside of academics. As such he is in his element when Research is the answer but has trouble with any other situation. He is paranoid to an unhealthy degree of cults and Russians. He believes himself to be the ultimate wing man and the greatest love guru. Also [Redacted]

## Background

Ulrich was born in and lived in west berlin. He was raised there until the early stages of the cold war where he and his family crossed the berlin wall. Ulrich was shot in the leg upon the crossing and was permanently maimed. for the rest of the time prior to the campaign he lived in Belgium.

## In-Game Adventures

### Skeleton's Ready to Hatch

Ulrich had joined the fire but had left to escort Joyce back to the campus and lost in memory of the event.

## Relationships

### **Masego**

Ulrich sees Masego as a friend but also a ticking time bomb. At this point in time there relationship has healed a bit but is still troubled. Saddened by his death and is attempting to hardern his resolve to make his sacrifice not in vain.

### **Eupheme**

Blackmailed into helping her, Ulrich helped her through guilt at the beginning there relationship has taken a turn. At the beginning Ulrich saw eupheme as a intelligent researcher but that image has been broken into tiny pieces. Now Ulrich find her to be a reckless emotion driven thrill seeker looking for the next high. Though able to do her job she seem hell bent on taking the most dangerous methods. "She's like a dog chasing every car not listening whatsoever.

### **Joyce**

Target 2 for his Shipping. Joyce is a friend who seems to hide things from him and so Ulrich has trouble pinning her down/wing manning. Joyce is now in her rebellious face in which UIrich no longer has any respect for her.

### **Victor**

A working relationship at most. Ulrich has sworn never to get involved in any of his "plans" as long as he lives. Though no longer a russian spy in his eyes Victor is someone its best not to get too involved with

### **Eric**

A Success in the ultimate wingman. Ulrich finds Eric to be a sensible person who is quite helpful.

### **Kazamir**

Once he feared him but now they have become close friends bonding over romance novels and ther will to do what is needed. Though sometime they didnt see eye to eye they always come to a conclusion (usually not one the rest of the gang agress with)

## Quotes

"I swear to god, Fräulein if you dont shut up I will bitsh slap you." Said to Joyce when she wouldn't shut up