Keep Tearing Your Throats Up

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**Keep Tearing Your Throats Up** is the sixth episode of *TSM The Amazing Race 16: The Grand Champions*.

## Story

Leg 6 (Based off Leg 4 of The Amazing Race 32)

The race resumes at Parque Nacional Enrique Olaya Herrera.

Mega & Cloud will depart 1st.

**Route Info:** Teams must fly to Asunción, Paraguay. Upon arrival, teams must make their way to the Asunción Sign near Palacio de los López, where they would find their next clue.

**Caution: U-Turn Ahead!**

**Mega:** "We're starting out in first. Good feeling given the stacked field we're with."

**Cloud:** "With the grand championship title on the line, we want any lead we can get and keep it."

**Mega:** "First thing we need to do is get a flight."

Micky & Abe depart 2nd.

**Abe:** "Leg six means we have to use our express pass somewhere."

**Micky:** "It's going to be interesting seeing how this uturn plays out."

**Abe:** "We need to watch ourselves since we're threats."

At the airport.

**Mega:** "We just got our tickets to Paraguay. Everyone caught up to us so we're all on the same flight."

**Iconic:** "Maybe we'll finally get a peaceful race with Asia & Jojo not here."

**Nemo:** "I hate to break it to you, but it was a non-elimination."

**Everyone:** "NOOOOOO!"

**Clara:** "Depression."

**Getsome:** "This flight's filling up quick. If we're lucky, they might miss it."

**Ashley:** "Here they come."

**Asia:** "We want the same flight they got on."

**Booking Agent:** "I'm sorry, the flight is full."

**Asia:** "RIG! So there's no way we can get on?"

**Booking Agent:** "No, I'm sorry."

**Jojo:** "When's the next one?"

**Booking Agent:** "It leaves an hour after this one."

**Jojo:** "Can we get stand by for the flight?"

**Booking Agent:** "Yes."

(cf) **Ashley:** "Asia & Jojo ran out of time to get straight onto the flight, But if they get on through stand by, we're all even again. I hope they're left behind!"

**Wilted:** "We lose them, how lucky would that be?"

**Getsome:** "We don't trust Alex & Wilted anymore."

**Mega:** "So you were working with them?"

**Getsome:** "We were but we had a fight over a cab so now it's shaky."

**Abe:** "I've told you before that you can't trust them."

**Cloud:** "You can never trust snakes. They use people all the time."

**Sarah:** "We saw that. We need new people to work with."

**Abe:** "Well, you can join us again. There's no disloyalty over here."

**Clara:** "What kind of disloyal people steal your jewels? Micky will PAY for that."

**Nemo:** "I thought you were mad at Asia?"

**Clara:** "Asia was NEVER loyal to me. Micky was SUPPOSED to be."

**Nemo:** "I'm not willing to risk anything with this uturn in play right now."

**Iconic:** "It feels great having this express pass. Even if someone uturns us, we can just use it and be done."

**Brittnee:** "Some people uturn express pass teams just so they use it."

**Iconic:** "Well, if we're ahead of them, they can't."

**Alex:** "We have no allies now and there's a uturn. That's a bad combination."

**Wilted:** "We crush the tasks then. I'm ready to get going."

**Halcy:** "We think we're working with Iconic & Brittnee now which should've happened a long time ago but they voted against us before so it's hard to tell."

**Ashley:** "We'll see. I think they see no value in Asia & Jojo just like we do. We just have to prove it."

Flight boarding.

**Asia:** "Is there any room?"

**Booking Agent:** "No."

**Asia:** "NOOO!"

**Jojo:** "We're an hour behind everyone. And they're jealous so they'll uturn us."

**Asia:** "RIG!"

**Flight 1:** Mega & Cloud, Micky & Abe, Iconic & Brittnee, Alex & Wilted, Getsome & Sarah, Halcy & Ashley, Clara & Nemo.

**Flight 2:** Asia & Jojo.

Flights leave.

**Clara:** "HAPPY DAY! ASIA & JOJO DIDN'T GET ON!"

**Sarah:** "We finally get peace."

**Halcy:** "It's about time too."

**Ashley:** "Clara, remember our last visit to Paraguay?"

**Clara:** "Nope! Don't care to."

**Ashley:** "Same here."

**Mega:** "No fighting? I like this."

(cf) **Nemo:** "It was so weird. All hatred for each other temporarily went away cause we were all glad Asia & Jojo missed it. I guess we can all agree on something for once."

**Jojo:** "I'm thinking about how much catching up we'll have to do. But we're stronger than any of them so it can be done!"

**Asia:** "If we somehow survive this, I'm ripping all their heads off!"

Flight 1 lands.

**Nemo:** "Taxi!"

**Halcy:** "Over here!"

**Brittnee:** "Taxi!"

**Wilted:** "Do you know where you're going?"

**Cloud:** "Alright, let's go."

**Alex:** "We just got off the plane heading to a sign."

**Iconic:** "Make sure we get there first."

**Mega:** "Do you know this place?"

**Driver:** "Other taxi."

**Mega:** "He doesn't know so he dropped us off at another cab. He was honest and that's all we can ask for."

**Halcy:** "I see it."

Halcy & Ashley find the sign currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must make their way to Orquesta de Reciclados de Cateura, where they would find their next clue.

**Ashley:** "Maybe it's music? I'm ready for it!"

**Getsome:** "There it is."

Getsome & Sarah find the sign currently in 2nd place.

Micky & Abe find the sign currently in 3rd place.

**Sarah:** "Do you know this place?"

**Driver:** "Yes."

**Micky:** "If you don't know, we need to stop."

**Abe:** "Oh boy. Our guy has no clue. This could be bad."

**Micky:** "Forget it. We're getting out."

Clara & Nemo find the sign currently in 4th place.

Iconic & Brittnee find the sign currently in 5th place.

**Clara:** "There's Ghost Town looking for a cab. That's what they get."

**Nemo:** "You always find someone new to hate."

Alex & Wilted find the sign currently in 6th place.

**Halcy:** "Is this it?"

**Ashley:** "I see a clue box!"

**Roadblock:** "*Who is feeling instrumental?*"
One team member must search for specific items in the Cateura landfill from a provided list, then use these items to assemble a cello out of recycled items to the judge's satisfaction. Once the judge has approved their cello, they must deliver it to the Recycled Orchestra of Cateura and listen to a performance by the group to receive their next clue.

**Ashley:** "I think it's music but I'm ahead on roadblocks."

**Halcy:** "You do it. This is your task."

Ashley is doing the RB.

Getsome is doing the RB.

**Getsome:** "Oh boy. I've never built a cello in my life."

Nemo is doing the RB.

**Clara:** "It means I need to do the next few roadblocks but he's been in band so he knows what he's doing. Fingers crossed."

Mega & Cloud find the sign currently in 7th place.

**Mega:** "We'll catch up somewhere. We usually do."

**Abe:** "They're going through trash. That's you."

**Micky:** "It says instrumental. I think it's music so you should do it."

**Abe:** "No, you do it."

**Micky:** "Ok."

Micky is doing the RB.

**Micky:** "Building a cello!"

**Abe:** "Never mind. It was music. I probably should've done it but I hate touching stuff like that."

**Getsome:** "I found something. This is the list of items I need to make a cello."

**Ashley:** "This is gross but I've done worse. I've got one piece."

**Micky:** "I've never done something like this. This has Abe written all over it. We may need to express pass this if I can't do it."

Brittnee is doing the RB.

Wilted is doing the RB.

**Ashley:** "I'm in first right now but everyone's here now. I just need to put it together."

**Getsome:** "I'm missing one thing."

**Nemo:** "I have all my pieces."

**Micky:** "I need two more things. I have no idea how I'm going to build this."

**Mega:** "There it is."

Mega is doing the RB.

**Cloud:** "This might've been better for me but I know he can do this."

**Wilted:** "Mega's flying by these find."

**Mega:** "I'm doing good. I need to focus on what I need."

**Brittnee:** "We're all still ahead of Asia & Jojo."

Flight 2 lands.

**Asia:** "Taxi!"

**Jojo:** "We're in a race! Go fast!"

**Asia:** "We better catch them!"

**Wilted:** "I just got my last item. I'm ready to build."

**Micky:** "Everyone's up here building now. I have no clue what I'm doing."

**Nemo:** "Hey guys. Can we make a deal right here? Who ever gets to the uturn first. Should we do Asia & Jojo?"

**Brittnee:** "That's fine with me."

**Wilted:** "Sure."

(cf) **Nemo:** "It seems like everyone wants to just knock Asia & Jojo out of this race. But when the grand championship is on the line, you can't trust anyone so I need to finish first."

**Ashley:** "Shoot. I forgot to glue this on."

**Getsome:** "The strings are giving me problems. NO! The whole thing just fell apart."

**Nemo:** "Get in there! Why won't that go?!"

**Brittnee:** "I'm checking the example again. I'm pretty sure I put this piece in the wrong place."

**Iconic:** "Brittnee!"

**Brittnee:** "What?"

(cf) **Iconic:** "We've been here for a long time so I thought this was the perfect time to use the express pass."

**Iconic:** "Let's use the express pass so we control the uturn."

**Brittnee:** "Are you sure?"

**Iconic:** "Yes."

**Brittnee:** "Alright."

Iconic & Brittnee use the express pass currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must take a taxi to Mercado Municipal #4 and find a marked *tereré* stand, where they would find their next clue.

**Iconic:** "Note: you will encounter a Split U-Turn. One slot will be available before the detour with the other being available after it. You may only use one of these slots!"

**Brittnee:** "Whoa! We need to hurry then!"

**Abe:** "They just used the express pass."

**Micky:** "I'm starting to figure it out. Let's save it."

**Abe:** "Ok."

**Ashley:** "I think I'm pretty much done."

**Ashley:** "Am I good?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

**Ashley:** "Yes! Now I need to deliver it."

**Halcy:** "YES GIRL!"

**Ashley:** "Listen to how good it sounds!"

Ashley finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.

**Halcy:** "We're not too far behind the express pass teams."

**Ashley:** "Nemo had us all make a deal that we uturn Asia & Jojo if we get there first."

**Halcy:** "I hate them but we need to think about our own game now that we know it's split."

**Asia:** "I see it."

**Jojo:** "There's our speed bump."

**Speed Bump:** Asia & Jojo must figure out which country's name is hidden on the Asunción Sign before they can continue racing.

**Jojo:** "So what's the sign say?"

**Asia:** "Just say USA and be done with it."

**Jojo:** "Huh? We didn't even look at it yet."

**Asia:** "Oh well! USA?"

**Judge:** "Correct."

Asia & Jojo finish speed bump.

**Asia:** "BOOM! I'M GOOD!"

**Jojo:** "Where does it even say that? OH! ASU backwards. The three red letters. Wow, that was fast."

**Asia:** "Enough talk, let's go!"

**Jojo:** "It's like we never even had a speed bump."

**Getsome:** "Mine keeps falling apart."

**Wilted:** "Check please?"

**Judge:** "No."

**Wilted:** "Crap!"

**Mega:** "What about mine?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

**Mega:** "Thank you!"

**Cloud:** "Nice work!"

**Mega:** "Thank you all! You sound great!"

Mega finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.

**Mega:** "And that's how we catch them."

**Micky:** "There we go. Check?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

**Abe:** "Did you get it?"

**Micky:** "I got it. You sound great!"

Micky finishes the RB currently in 4th place.

**Abe:** "It's a split uturn which makes this even more scary cause you have to get past not one, but two boards to be safe from it."

**Alex:** "This is taking forever."

**Jojo:** "I see other cabs."

Jojo is doing the RB.

**Asia:** "HAHA! TEAMS ARE STILL HERE!"

**Nemo:** "Almost done."

**Clara:** "HURRY UP! ASIA & JOJO ARE HERE!"

**Nemo:** "Asia & Jojo? How did they catch up?"

**Wilted:** "I see. I had that upside down."

**Nemo:** "Am I good?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

**Nemo:** "Thank you."

**Clara:** "Are you done?"

**Nemo:** "They just finished playing so I got it."

Nemo finishes the RB currently in 5th place.

**Getsome:** "What about mine."

**Judge:** "Yes."

**Sarah:** "They sound so good!"

Getsome finishes the RB currently in 6th place.

**Wilted:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

**Alex:** "Come on, we have to go!"

**Wilted:** "Thank you."

Wilted finishes the RB currently in 7th place.

**Asia:** "They all left but they know we're here. They better be scared!"

**Wilted:** "Everyone was there for at least an hour. I can't believe they caught up."

**Alex:** "Well, as long as we have no liars, they should get uturned."

**Wilted:** "The problem is they're all liars."

**Halcy:** "I see Iconic & Brittnee's cab."

**Brittnee:** "That's Halcy & Ashley. How'd they get here so quick?"

**Ashley:** "It's over there. I see the uturn!"

**Brittnee:** "We made it."

Halcy & Ashley find the clue currently in 1st place.

**Iconic:** "Bye bye drama mama!"

(cf) **Halcy:** "Everyone made a deal to uturn Asia & Jojo but I don't see the point when they're a weak team and a shield for us to use."

**Halcy:** "We're not doing Asia & Jojo, That makes zero sense."

**Ashley:** "Who do we use it on?"

**Brittnee:** "If we don't do them, let's just not use it and let them create enemies."

**Iconic:** "And we'll have another chance since it's split."

**Ashley:** "I like that idea."

Halcy & Ashley choose not to uturn anyone.

Iconic & Brittnee choose not to uturn anyone.

**Route Info:** Teams must use a mortar and pestle to prepare enough *tereré* to fill a thermos to receive their next clue. Teams must carry the thermos with them for the remainder of the leg.

**Halcy:** "Making drinks."

**Brittnee:** "Better than making cellos."

**Ashley:** It wasn't that hard actually."

**Brittnee:** "We're done."

**Detour:** Stack Your Melons or Use Your Melon?

**Choice A:** *Stack Your Melons*
Teams must make their way to Plaza O'Leary and stack watermelons into a 10-by-10 pyramid to receive their next clue.

**Choice B:** *Use Your Melon*
Teams must make their way to Estacion Central del Ferrocarril and perform a traditional Paraguyan bottle dance, performing a choreographic routine with a glass bottle on their head. Once both members have successfully performed the routine without breaking their bottles, they would receive their next clue.

Iconic & Brittnee are doing Use Your Melon.

**Halcy:** "They did these before."

**Ashley:** "I would know. I feel better with the bottles."

Halcy & Ashley are doing Use Your Melon.

**Mega:** "I see the others. We're catching up."

Mega & Cloud choose not to uturn anyone.

**Abe:** "What is it with us and cabs today?"

**Micky:** "Sir, if you don't know, we need to stop."

**Jojo:** "I have all my parts. I'm looking to see what needs done."

**Asia:** "SPEED IT UP! WE NEED TO GO!"

**Jojo:** "Shut up! I'm going!"

Mega & Cloud are doing Stack Your Melons.

**Cloud:** "Last time I did the bottles, I got us a penalty so we want to avoid that."

**Alex:** "Where is our cab going?"

**Wilted:** "I have no clue."

**Alex:** "Neither does he. We're switching cabs."

**Iconic:** "Here it is."

**Halcy:** "Look at that. It's the same routine as last time so I should be good."

**Ashley:** "But I didn't do this so you'll have to show me."

**Brittnee:** "This looks hard. I broke one already."

**Iconic:** "Ugh! That's so tough!"

**Nemo:** "There it is."

**Clara:** "No one's on it. They didn't do it."

**Nemo:** "It's a split uturn to be fair. They might be trying to use the later one."

**Micky:** "Clue box right there!"

**Clara:** "Well, I'm using the early one to get REVENGE!"

**Nemo:** "WAIT!"

Clara & Nemo uturn Micky & Abe.

**Clara:** "THERE! DONE!"

**Abe:** "Did you just uturn us?"

**Clara:** "I SURE DID TRAITORS!"

**Micky:** "You do realize we have the express pass right?"

**Nemo:** "I can't...The stupidity is adding years to my life."

**Clara:** "These are terrible! Why did they re-use these?"

**Nemo:** "I didn't do either of these. You did the bottle before."

**Clara:** "Fine, we'll do the bottles."

Clara & Nemo are doing Use Your Melon.

**Micky:** "These sound familiar."

**Abe:** "That's because these are both tasks we did in All Stars. I did the bottle one so let's do that and express pass the stacking."

Micky & Abe are doing Stack Your Melons.

**Micky:** "That shows how strategic she really is."

**Abe:** "Or lack of it. They're out of the alliance for sure now."

Getsome & Sarah are doing Stack Your Melons.

Alex & Wilted are doing Stack Your Melons.

**Alex:** "Clara & Nemo uturned Ghost Town. A bold move by them but bad timing given they have an express pass."

**Wilted:** "At least they didn't automatically win the leg."

**Mega:** "I see the melons. So we need it to look like this."

**Cloud:** "I'll start tossing down melons. You stack them."

**Mega:** "I feel good about doing a physical challenge over something we've struggled with in the past."

**Jojo:** "Almost there. Check?"

**Judge:** "No."

**Jojo:** "What?!"

**Asia:** "COME ON!"

**Jojo:** "I'M TRYING! THIS IS HARD!"

**Asia:** "We better not get uturned."

**Iconic:** "Dang it!"

**Brittnee:** "Should we switch?"

**Iconic:** "I feel like they're both hard so let's just stay."

**Ashley:** "I'm not getting it!"

**Halcy:** "Do it like this."

**Ashley:** "As you drop the bottle."

**Clara:** "Here we go again. I don't feel like doing this but Nemo wanted to."

**Nemo:** "And I didn't feel like uturning someone not named Asia & Jojo so we're even."

**Halcy:** "Who did you use it on?"

**Clara:** "Ghost Town. They deserved it."

**Brittnee:** "They also have an express pass. How dumb are you?"

**Clara:** "GIRL! DON'T START WITH ME!"

**Nemo:** "Can we not do that right now? Help me with this bottle."

**Micky:** "Oh, I see it."

**Mega:** "Ghost Town just got here."

**Abe:** "Clara & Nemo uturned us."

**Cloud:** "So we officially can't trust them. Nice to have confirmation."

**Abe:** "We're still fine cause of this thing."

**Micky:** "We're using the express pass."

Micky & Abe use the express pass on Stack Your Melons and must now do use Your Melon.

**Micky:** "Good luck!"

**Cloud:** "Thank you!"

**Getsome:** "There it is."

**Sarah:** "It looks like that. Get the melons."

**Wilted:** "They just started stacking."

**Alex:** "Let me see the example. HEY! I said let me see the example! I can't catch it if I'm not looking at you!"

**Wilted:** "Oops. Here's one."

**Alex:** "STOP! You're wasting melons. Throw them when I say to."

**Jojo:** "I see. This thing was in the wrong hole. I think I got it now. Check?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

**Jojo:** "Got it!"

**Asia:** "Finally!"

Jojo finishes the RB currently in Last place.

**Asia:** "You wasted so much time! It'll take a miracle now."

**Jojo:** "You try putting together a cello out of trash."

**Asia:** "TRASH IS THE WORD FOR YOU!"

**Jojo:** "GIRL!"

**Halcy:** "Almost girl."

**Ashley:** "I can't get it to stay!"

**Iconic:** "Let's just try."

**Micky:** "It's in here."

**Abe:** "There's the girls. They're trying it."

Iconic & Brittnee 1st attempt fail.

**Nemo:** "They didn't get it."

**Micky:** "We meet again, Clara."

**Clara:** "Shush! You don't exist in my world."

**Micky:** "And Asia & Jojo do?"

**Clara:** "DON'T MENTION THOSE NAMES!"

**Nemo:** "Clara! You just made me drop! I was doing good too!"

**Mega:** "We're almost to the top."

**Cloud:** "How many more?"

**Mega:** "About two mo-UH OH!"

**Cloud:** "NO! The whole thing fell over!"

(cf) **Mega:** "That's when we had to decided if we wanted to try again or switch to the other one."

**Cloud:** "Let's do it again. We got so close."

**Getsome:** "Crap!"

**Sarah:** "We lost it."

**Alex:** "Half way there."

**Wilted:** "Here."

**Alex:** "Careful! You almost hit the tower."

**Wilted:** "What?"

**Alex:** "And he just knocked over our stack."

**Wilted:** "Oops! Sorry!"

**Asia:** "We're not uturned!"

Asia & Jojo are doing Use Your Melon.

**Abe:** "It goes down like this."

**Micky:** "How did you do this last time?"

**Abe:** "Practice."

**Halcy:** "Let's try it."

Halcy & Ashley 1st attempt fail.

**Ashley:** "It's me that's the problem."

**Clara:** "You missed the turn!"

**Nemo:** "Oh my gosh! We haven't even tried yet"

**Brittnee:** "We're getting somewhere. Just need to focus on the bottle."

**Abe:** "Forget anything else. Be one with the bottle."

**Micky:** "Ahh. That's refreshing."

**Abe:** "Stop drinking them!"

**Micky:** "What? I was thirsty. I'm not drinking beer for the sake of drinking beer. I gave that up a long time ago."

**Abe:** "That's not what I meant by being one with the bottle..."

Clara & Nemo 1st attempt fail.

**Nemo:** "We need to switch."

**Clara:** "That's a terrible idea."

**Nemo:** "Whatever."

Micky & Abe 1st attempt fail.

**Abe:** "Blast it!"

**Micky:** "That's hard. Just like the last time."

**Abe:** "Gotta remember who won that leg...us"

**Micky:** "True."

**Wilted:** "Get away from that tree! I keep hitting it!"

**Alex:** "I didn't say I need one! And there it goes again..."

**Getsome:** "Getting close."

**Getsome:** "We might have it."

**Sarah:** "OW! Oh come on!"

(cf) **Getsome:** "We were just about to finish our second to last tier when I stepped on a busted melon and tripped into it."

**Mega:** "Guys, look. See how this is horizontal? They have to be like that for it to really stick."

**Getsome:** "Thank you."

(cf) **Sarah:** "This new alliance is already proving more useful that Alex & Wilted ever were."

**Alex:** "They totally just helped them. Whatever."

Halcy & Ashley 3rd attempt fail.

**Halcy:** "How are you feeling?"

**Ashley:** "I'm sticking with this. I'm getting used to it."

**Iconic:** "Let's try it again."

**Brittnee:** "Go down."

**Iconic:** "Yes!"

Iconic & Brittnee finish detour currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must make their way to Plaza Italia, where, as a part of the **Split U-Turn** twist, they will find a second U-Turn board.

**Brittnee:** "Let's go! We're might be first!"

**Micky:** "Almost got it."

**Nemo:** "If they get this before us..."

**Abe:** "Yes!"

Micky & Abe finish detour currently in 2nd place.

**Micky:** "So much for that uturn!"

**Clara:** "SCREW YOU!"

**Asia:** "HI PRINCESS!"

**Clara:** "NOOO!"

**Nemo:** "And the nightmare continues. We should've uturned them. Ghost Town may uturn us now."

**Clara:** "They better not!"

**Asia:** "They better!"

**Clara:** "SHUT YOUR PLASTIC LIPPED MOUTH LOSER!"

**Asia:** "YOU'RE THE LOSER WHO CAN'T EVEN WEAR MATCHING PANTS!"

**Jojo:** "I dropped a bottle."

**Asia:** "We're getting this before them!"

**Iconic:** "There's the other uturn."

**Abe:** "I see the girls."

**Iconic:** "What are we doing?"

**Micky:** "We have a team we're doing. You can keep your hands clean."

(cf) **Brittnee:** "We were thinking about doing Asia & Jojo but if Ghost Town wants blood, we'll let them have it."

Iconic & Brittnee choose not to uturn anyone.

**Route Info:** Teams must search Plaza Italia for the pit stop to check in. The last team to check in may be eliminated.

**Brittnee:** "Let's find it!"

**Micky:** "You do the honors."

**Abe:** "It gives me great pleasure to put these two on the board."

Micky & Abe uturn Alex & Wilted.

(cf) **Abe:** "We know Clara & Nemo just uturned us but they're also a weak team. As opposed to Alex & Wilted whom we have a clear shot at and might as well take it."

Iconic & Brittnee, you are team number 1! As the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a trip for two to Brazil!"

**Brittnee:** "YES!"

**Iconic:** "We won!"

**Abe:** "Good job."

Micky & Abe, you are team number 2.

**Micky:** "Not bad for a uturn in play."

Clara & Nemo 3rd attempt fail.

**Nemo:** "Every time. That turn sucks."

**Asia:** "Let's try it."

Asia & Jojo 1st attempt fail.

**Asia:** "DANG!"

**Clara:** "HAHAHA!"

**Asia:** "I'M GONNA BREAK THIS BOTTLE OVER YOUR HEAD! SHUT UP!"

**Ashley:** "Darn it. I can't even get it now."

**Halcy:** "Should we stay or go?"

**Ashley:** "Let's do the other one."

Halcy & Ashley switch detours.

**Nemo:** "Just us and them now."

**Mega:** "We're getting close."

**Cloud:** "Last one."

**Mega:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

Mega & Cloud finish detour currently in 3rd place.

**Mega:** "Just keep it steady and you'll have it. Move this one over a little. You only need two more."

**Sarah:** "Thank you."

**Wilted:** "It's the grand championship and they're helping each other."

**Alex:** "That should be us but you ruined it."

**Getsome:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

Getsome & Sarah finish detour currently in 4th place.

**Ashley:** "I see it. Whoa! I forgot just how high these were!"

**Halcy:** "It was your choice to come here so let's get it done."

(cf) **Ashley:** "I was so in the moment with the bottles that I totally forgot that I tried this before and switched. Now we've switched to it and I'm not sure we did the right thing."

**Ashley:** "Let's go back."

**Halcy:** "Are you sure?"

**Ashley:** "I'm sure. I did this before and it sucks."

**Halcy:** "Ok, guess we're going back."

Halcy & Ashley switch detours again.

**Alex:** "Now you see them, now you don't. At least we know there's a team behind us."

**Wilted:** "Three more."

Asia & Jojo 4th attempt fail.

**Asia:** "You didn't kneel!"

**Jojo:** "The turn comes first!"

**Clara:** "The turn, the kneel! The blah blah blah!"

**Asia:** "BE QUIET PLASTIC BARBIE WANNA BE!"

**Clara:** "HOW ABOUT WIN A SURVIVOR SEASON WITHOUT BEING FIRST BOOT!"

**Asia:** "DON'T EVEN SAY IT!"

**Clara:** "I WON HAITI!"

**Asia:** "BY RIGGERY!"

**Nemo:** "Focus! I'm getting it!"

Mega & Cloud, you are team number 3.

**Mega:** "Nice!"

**Cloud:** "We'll take that!"

Getsome & Sarah, you are team number 4.

**Sarah:** "Yay!"

**Alex:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

Alex & Wilted finish detour currently in 5th place.

**Halcy:** "We're bac-What in the world?"

**Asia:** "ALL YOU DO IS BOTOX TO HIDE THAT CHIN OF YOURS!"

**Clara:** "YOU THINK YOUR LEGS ARE ANYTHING SPECIAL? THEY LOOK LIKE HORSE LEGS!"

**Asia:** "HEY!"

**Ashley:** "Were they doing this the whole time we've been gone?"

**Halcy:** "We should give it a try just so we can get out of here."

**Nemo:** "CAN WE STOP WITH THE FIGHTING?! WE'RE LOSING TIME!"

**Jojo:** "NO, KEEP DOING IT! THIS IS ENTERTAINING!"

**Nemo:** "SHUT UP! DO YOU WANNA LOSE?!"

Halcy & Ashlety fail.

Ashey: "We were close."

**Halcy:** "It would help if they'd shut up."

**Wilted:** "Is this Plaza Italia?"

**Driver:** "Yes."

**Alex:** "Uturn, here it is! UGH! Wilted! They've uturned us!"

**Wilted:** "Obsessed tree!"

**Alex:** "We haven't even won a leg."

**Wilted:** "We're done for if we can't get this."

**Halcy:** "We've got it this time."

**Ashley:** "That's it. Steady, steady, got it!"

Halcy & Ashley finish detour currently in 5th place.

**Halcy:** "Took longer than it needed to but we got it."

**Wilted:** "Halcy & Ashley are leaving."

**Halcy:** "What are you two doing here?"

**Alex:** "We got uturned."

**Ashley:** "Who did it?"

**Wilted:** "Take a guess. Ghost Town."

**Halcy:** "That sounds right."

**Alex:** "They're still here. We need to master this FAST!"

**Halcy:** "That's good. If they're the last three, we're losing a team we hate no matter what. We left those flops in the dust!"

(cf) **Wilted:** "When we got there, they were at each other's throats. I'm not even sure if they're even doing the task at this point but that's fine. Keep tearing your throats up until we pass you."

**Nemo:** "Can we try?"

**Clara:** "WATCH AND LEARN LITTLE MISS OBSESSED!"

Clara & Nemo fail.

**Asia:** "WATCH AND LEARN WHAT NOT TO DO HAHAHA!"

**Alex:** "Geez. This is hard."

**Wilted:** "We have to do it."

**Nemo:** "Hey, when did Alex & Wilted get here?"

**Wilted:** "Ghost Town uturned us."

**Jojo:** "That means we have a chance! We're not uturned at all!"

(cf) **Nemo:** "It amazes me that even with all the hate, Asia & Jojo still somehow didn't get uturned. We dropped the ball as a group."

**Asia:** "YOU WATCH!"

**Jojo:** "Do down."

**Asia:** "Turn it!"

**Jojo:** "Did we get it?"

**Nemo:** "No way..."

**Asia:** "YASSSS!!!!!"

Asia & Jojo finish detour currently in 6th place.

**Asia:** "BYE BYE LOSER!"

**Clara:** "I can't believe this. It's like Scotland all over again. We really lost to them."

**Nemo:** "Clara, it's okay. We still have one team with us. If we beat them, we'll get to move forward and get them."

(cf) **Nemo:** "The rage inside of Clara suddenly turned into tons of emotion. She had an early exit last time and she feels like it was her fault. My goal right now is to help her get through this so we can continue racing."

**Clara:** "Am I failing? We totally should've uturned them."

**Nemo:** "We're only failing if we quit. We're not quitting. Let's finish this and get back in this thing. Look, they're struggling."

**Wilted:** "I can't get the balance."

**Alex:** "I was in that season but I didn't do the task. So this is new to me as well. Clara & Nemo have a time advantage on us so we have to hurry."

**Wilted:** "I can't believe we let Asia & Jojo slide by another leg. They were an hour behind all of us."

Alex & Wilted 1st attempt fail.

**Wilted:** "Dang it!"

**Asia:** "PHIL!"

Asia & Jojo, I don't know how you did it, but you overtook some teams and you are team number 6.

**Asia:** "CAUSE WE SLAY!"

**Jojo:** "You can't keep us down! No speed bump and no Clara will take us down!"

**Alex:** "It's just us and Clara & Nemo."

**Clara:** "Let's try."

Clara & Nemo 9th attempt fail.

**Alex:** "They missed it. We have to do it again now."

**Clara:** "All we have to do is get that spin down."

Alex & Wilted 3rd attempt fail.

**Wilted:** "We're getting closer."

**Nemo:** "We think we have it this time."

**Clara:** "Getting close."

**Nemo:** "Just need to get down. NO!"

Clara & Nemo 10th attempt fail.

**Clara:** "We almost had it."

**Wilted:** "That's the break we needed."

**Alex:** "Keep it still."

**Clara:** "Come on! FALL!"

**Alex:** "Ignoring her like I have for pretty much my whole race career."

**Wilted:** "Almost got it."

**Alex:** "We're done!"

**Clara:** "NOO!"

Alex & Wilted finish detour currently in 7th place.

**Clara:** "We are doomed."

**Nemo:** "Let's try it again."

**Clara:** "The bottles do it again."

**Nemo:** "Dang it!"

Clara & Nemo 11th attempt fail.

**Nemo:** "We gave it our best shot."

Alex & Wilted, you are team number 7 and you are still in the race.

**Alex:** "We had a terrible day today but we're still here."

**Wilted:** "Ghost Town will PAY for this. Abe still has it out for us clearly."

**Alex:** "Can't really blame him. I'm happy to still be here."

**Nemo:** "We're dead last but we're not giving up."

**Clara:** "Almost."

**Nemo:** "We got it!"

**Clara:** "YESS!"

Clara & Nemo, you are the last team to arrive. And I'm sorry to tell you that you've been eliminated from the race.

**Clara:** "That sucks. I think if I had uturned Asia & Jojo, we'd still be here. But, you know what, it's okay. I think I've redeemed myself from last time and got to show more of me."

**Nemo:** "It was stressful for sure. I'm just happy to be rid of the drama in my life."

**Clara:** "We did good. I'm just sad we're missing the rest of it."

**Nemo:** "It's been a crazy ride, Clara handled herself well at the end. Now I'm ready to go get some therapy."

**Clara:** "Honestly, me too."

## Route Markers

* Pit Start
* Route Info 1
* Speed Bump
* Route Info 2
* Roadblock
* Route Info 3
* U-Turn 1
* Route Info 4
* Detour
* Route Info 4
* U-Turn 2
* Route Info 5 and Pit Stop
 The order of departure from Parque Nacional Enrique Olaya Herrera are as follows:

1. Mega & Cloud
2. Micky & Abe
3. Iconic & Brittnee
4. Getsome & Sarah
5. Alex & Wilted
6. Halcy & Ashley
7. Clara & Nemo
8. Asia & Jojo
 Teams must fly to Asunción, Paraguay. Upon arrival, teams must make their way to the Asunción Sign near Palacio de los López, where they would find their next clue.

 At the Asunción Sign, Asia & Jojo would receive their clue for their **Speed Bump**.
Asia & Jojo must figure out which country's name is hidden on the Asunción Sign before they can continue racing.

 Teams must make their way to Orquesta de Reciclados de Cateura, where they would find their next clue.

 "*Who is feeling instrumental?*"

The team member assigned to this Roadblock must search for specific items in the Cateura landfill from a provided list, then use these items to assemble a cello out of recycled items to the judge's satisfaction. Once the judge has approved their cello, they must deliver it to the Recycled Orchestra of Cateura and listen to a performance by the group to receive their next clue.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

* Alex & Wilted
* Asia & Jojo
* Clara & Nemo
* Getsome & Sarah
* Halcy & Ashley
* Iconic & Brittnee
* Mega & Cloud
* Micky & Abe

Iconic & Brittnee used their **Express Pass** to bypass the Roadblock. Brittnee had chosen to perform the task prior to handing over the Express Pass. Teams must take a taxi to Mercado Municipal #4 and find a marked *tereré* stand, where they would find their next clue.

 At Mercado Municipal #4, teams would have the option to **U-Turn** a team. Clara & Nemo used the **U-Turn** on Micky & Abe.
Since Micky & Abe used their Express Pass on the *Stack Your Melons* Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the *Use Your Melon* Detour before continuing.

 Teams must use a mortar and pestle to prepare enough *tereré* to fill a thermos to receive their next clue. Teams must carry the thermos with them for the remainder of the leg.

**Choice A:** *Stack Your Melons*
Teams must make their way to Plaza O'Leary and stack watermelons into a 10-by-10 pyramid to receive their next clue.

Alex & Wilted, Getsome & Sarah, Mega & Cloud, and Micky & Abe chose this task.

**Choice B:** *Use Your Melon*
Teams must make their way to Estacion Central del Ferrocarril and perform a traditional Paraguyan bottle dance, performing a choreographic routine with a glass bottle on their head. Once both members have successfully performed the routine without breaking their bottles, they would receive their next clue.

Asia & Jojo, Clara & Nemo, Halcy & Ashley, and Iconic & Brittnee chose this task.

Micky & Abe used their **Express Pass** to bypass the *Stack Your Melons* Detour. Teams must make their way to Plaza Italia, where, as a part of the **Split U-Turn** twist, they will find a second U-Turn board.

 At Plaza Italia, teams would have the option to **U-Turn** a team. Micky & Abe used the **U-Turn** on Alex & Wilted.
Since Alex & WIlted completed the *Stack Your Melons* Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the *Use Your Melon* Detour before continuing.

 Teams must search Plaza Italia for the pit stop to check in.

For coming in first place, Iconic & Brittnee won a trip for two to Brazil, provided by Travelocity.

## Leaderboard

**Legend:**
     First Place •      Eliminated •      Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg•      Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save •      Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • **►** Used the Fast Forward • **ϵ** Used the Express Pass• **⊂** User of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⊃** Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⋐** User of the second Double U-Turn slot • **⋑** Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot

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