Pisska

Pisska Serket is a running joke within certain parts of the Pesterchum community and also massive threat to world peace, spawned off of nullifiedGrip's "ethot piss fetish Vriska" jokes. She has recently been freed from her 10000 year confinement within the depths of Hell, and she is now planning to conquer planet Earth. She is classified by the SCP Foundation as Apollyon class. If she is allowed to take over Earth, humanity will be eradicated completely. Her chumhandle is "pissVriska" and if she is encountered, she must be avoided at all costs lest you want to die a disgusting and humiliating death.

## Personality and Traits

Pisska's personality very closely resembles the original Vriska's, but lacking many of her redeeming traits, being extremely provocative and creepy. She is known to be very sexually active, being one of the most popular porn actresses in the world, with her most infamous role starring in the highly popular pornographic film "Water You Doing Stepbro" playing the role of Stepsis. She is known to have a piss and daddy fetish. Make of that what you will.

## Biography

### Childhood

Pisska traveled to Alternia on a meteor, having been ectobiologically created by Karkat along with the other 23 trolls. She was adopted by her spider lusus, who demanded food constantly. If she did not feed her lusus, she would be eaten. Pisska used this as an excuse to massacre tens of thousands of trolls with her Super Laser Piss, teaming up with Terezi Pyrope and becoming a Flerp player to kill more, eventually blinding Terezi, killing Aradia, and crippling Tavros. At some point, she met all of the other 11 Beta trolls online, and took to frequently harassing them by attempting to ERP with them, only pulling it off successfully with Eridan Ampora, who was scarred by the experience. He reports there being "wwatersports, futa, wweird human pregnancy, and lots of other wweird shit" "i dont mean to judge for kinks but it wwas pretty fuckin foul"

### Sgrub

On Karkat's sixth wriggling day, she played Sgrub with the other trolls, joining the Red Team. At some point during the session, Aradia got sick of her asking to have piss sex and beat her to death. Tavros brought her to her Quest Urine Sample and she ascended to god tier, becoming a fully realized Thief of Light. She used her Super Laser Piss to one-shot the black king, and tried to claim the Ultimate Reward along with the other 11 trolls. Jack Noir attacked, destroying the door, and Aradia's doomed selves sent them all to the meteor where they were hatched. She fucked with John, asking him to piss ERP, with no success. This resulted in John stabbing himself through the chest on his Quest Bed out of a Pisska-induced depression. This massively enlarged Pisska's ego, since it meant SHE had caused him to god tier, and eventually Tavros got so fed up with her dumb shit he attempted to kill her. This predictably ended with him getting the Super Laser Piss treatment. Terezi avenged him by stabbing Pisska to death.

### After Sgrub

In the dreambubbles, Pisska met a doomed John and pissed on him, breaking his heart. She then wandered around, looking for someone else to piss on, and found Andrew Hussie, who proposed to her. This predictably ended in him getting pissed on and flipped off. Eventually, Pisska hears of a weapon capable of defeating Lord English, and assembled a Piss Pir8 crew to find it. She also forced thousands of ghosts into her army to fight Lord English. Then she fucked with Meenah, resulting in a Minipisstrife. Eventually, her and her Piss Pir8s found the treasure, and John stuck his hand in it like a dumbass.

Because of John's timeline going to shit, he retconned Pisska's death in a misguided attempt to fix it, resulting in the heat death of the universe which only Pisska escaped out of sheer luck.

She then took to hiding on Neptune, biding her time until she could invade Earth. Then Neptune got tired of her shit and she got sent to Hell.

At one point, she entered a Moiraillagence with Grysen Crazus, a goldblood with a speech impediment and a temper. They almost had sex, with Pisska's... big floppy futa dick.

As of now, she is becoming a Russian warlord. She has already annexed Mongolia and all of Siberia. Alaska is next, according to insiders. She is currently amassing a massive Piss Navy, each warship armed with a super laser piss cannon. She plans on conquering the United States with her Piss Weapons.

UPDATE: She was killed by OL, resulting in both their deaths. Her reign of terror has since ended, all of her followers being unable to organize since the death of their leader.

## Trivia

* Pisska is known to have an OnlyFans account.
* She has an IMDb page here.
* Pisska is currently under investigation for two allegations of sexual assault.
* She often calls Karkat her daddy as punishment for creating her, to his disgust.