Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 8: 1995 Hanes 500

Sadly, Rusty Wallace wins.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 12th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh god! I need a lot of cars to pass!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to get to the top 10!

(the race starts)

Ken Squir: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to get to the top 10!

(lap 5)

Eugene Carburaski: SCREW YOU EARNHARDT! TAKE THIS! (turns Dale Earnhardt)

Ken Squier: Oh trouble! Dale Earnhardt spins and takes out Crusty Rotor, Chick Hicks, Alloy Wilson and Billy Oilchanger!

Spike: And Haul Inngas and Johnny Blamer are also involved!

Ken Squier: 7,8, 9 cars involved and Rowley Boltstrike will come to the caution flag to complete lap number 5!

Johnny Blamer: (bawls) OH NO! WHY DO I KEEP CRASHING EVERY SIGLE RACE!

Ned Carrett: Tough break for Johnny Blamer! He has no chance of winning this race!

Dale Earnhardt: I need a pit stop!

GM Goodwrench Ok! Come in!

Ken Squier: And Dale Earnhardt is coming to pit road! So was Alloy Wilson, Haul Inngas, and Chick Hicks!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I don't need to pit!

Ray Reverham: Ok!

(lap 172)

Ned Carrett: Looks like there's rain on the track!

Ken Squier: The rain is here and Rusty Wallace goes through the caution flag and that brings out the 4th caution!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Because of the rain! I can feel it!

Ken Squier: The race will continue tommarow due to this!

(the next day)

(restart)

Ken Squier: And the race continues!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 297)

Kyle Trackson: Now! It's time for Anti Chick Hicks to take the lead! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Ken Squier: Kyle Trackson passes his friend Rusty Wallace and will lead lap 297! It's lap 298 and there's you leader, Kyle Trackson, who's Anti Chick Hicks!

Spike: And Jeff Gorvette is now up to 3rd behind the Anti Chick Hicks friends!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff passes Rusty on the inside! Now he's gonna challange Kyle Trackson!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 116!

Jeff Gorvette: TIME TO TAKE THE LEAD! (passes Kyle Trackson)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette passes Kyle and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 298!

(lap 307)

Rusty Wallace: HA HA HA HA! IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE LEAD AGAIN! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Kyle Trackson: I'll fallow you! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: THIS IS SO UNFAIR! WHY ARE YOU PASSING ME!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace takes the lead from Jeff Gorvette and will complete lap 307!

(lap 314)

(Eugene Carburaski passes Ken Schrader)

Ken Schrader: HOW DARE YOU WRECKED MY A FEW RACES AGO! (turns Eugene Carburaski)

Eugene Carburaski: SHUT UP! (collects Murray Clutchburn)

Ned Carrett: Trouble! Eugene Carburaski has spun and took out Murray Clutchburn!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace goes through the caution flag to lead lap 314!

Eugene Carburaski: Cheif! I need to pit!

Tank Coat Crew Cheif: Ok! You need all 4 tires!

Eugene Carburaski: Ok!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I need to pit!

Ray Reverham: Ok!

(finish)

Jeff Gorvette: NOW! MUST PASS THESE GUYS!

Kyle Trackson: NOPE! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette tries to get 2nd but Kyle Trackson blocks him!

Ken Squier: Now Rusty Wallace wins at Martinsville!

Ned, Pinkie and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Gorvette: You both are mean racers!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! You wreck ohter cars!

Jeff Gorvette: GET OUT!

Rusty and Kyle: UGH!