AnikiChad

Michael as Gark, artist's rendition based from The Night King's description

Michael as Michael Smith

Michael as stoner hippe Michelle Williams

Daddy Aniki

Michelle

Aziz

Sinclair

Your Mother's Boyfriend

Aniki

Daddy

Autist

Champions Club Ambassador (Formerly)

Florist (Formerly)

Hostel Employee (Formerly)

Merchant (Formerly)

Dinosaur (Formerly)

Pornstar (In Hiatus)

Odon (Lover)

Charlie (Boy toy)

Your mother (Cumsock)

Estelle (Lover)

Ooboochoo (Lover)

Unnamed Former Lovers † (Formerly)

Michael's Sister

74pp3n (Sister)

**AnikiChad**,(Real name, Michael), is a young Twitch streamer. In his early life, he was a chad who would aggressively cuck all guys on sight, but has now been reformed and is now a peaceful gangleader and an informant of Boston Police Department for illegal futanari stashes.

***[HIS NAME IS NOT ACTUALLY MICHAEL, IT'S A MEME]***

## Biography

### Grák

One of the earliest known incarnations of Michael is Grák, a Pterodactyl. Grák died on 96,420,069 B.C. at the age of 26 years, sufferring a concussion that eventually lead to death when he crashed into a Sauroposeidon. Scientists agree that this incarnation may be connected to his most recent fetish towards dragons and other scaled creatures. For what it's worth, Grák had the right of way.

### Michael

Grák eventually reincarnated into a English-American merchant in Boston, Massachusetts by the name of Michael Smith. He was born on the 18th of [REDACTED], 1752. At 19, he married a Kristina Jensen when she was 16 years of age. They had eight children and kept four slaves. As an ideal 18th century man, he was devoutly Christian, was abusive to his wife, children, and slaves, and had a number of mistresses and bastard children. On the 20th of April, 1794, he died of Syphilis. His last words were "Kris...\*cough\* Kris! Make me a fucking sandwich, you wench!"

### Michelle

Michael reincarnated into an American woman named Michelle Williams. She was born on [REDACTED] 18, 1947 on San Francisco, California. She was a stoner hippie who loved to paint in psychedelic art form whilst in psychedelics. She attended the Woodstock music festival on August 15, 1969 whilst high off her ass, completely unable to appreciate the music as the world was melting.. She loved the Beatles and Vincent van Gogh, although she never really understood it. Details of her death is unknown, although it is widely accepted that days before her death, she made extremely racist remarks to buff African-Americans who "didn't belong to the neighbourhood." Her tombstone was frequently decorated with fresh sunflowers by close friends.

### Sinclair

#### Early Life

Michael was born in Ghana where he lived in a small tribal village that relied on daily hunting to survive. Some time in his childhood, his Aunt beheaded a chicken on his birthday in front of him. He watched in horror as the headless poultry continued to move around like a fucking fish out of the water. This event traumatized him, and since then, he vowed to never watch an animal get slaughtered again.

After growing tired of the endless raids from their local warlord, Michael's father snuck his family inside a shipping crater to Boston.

In America, Michael learned about technology, philosophy, art, hentai, and most importantly - cuckoldry. Some time in his teens, he lost his virginity to a girl with a boyfriend, allowing him to realize his ungodly cucking skills. He would exercise this power against all the men and women who were foolish enough to show their girlfriends to the edgelord with dreadlocks.

Michael briefly took community and real college to study art, but dropped out.

Some time in his life, he was recruited by the US Air Force until they learned of his condition.

#### C.H.A.D.M.A.F.I.A.

Some time after dropping out of college, Michael organized a mafia to pay his criplling debt after his impulsive purchases for Riot Games. He used Twitch Channel as a means of recruiting gullible teenagers to his mafia.

### Blacknarok

Jencatlady prophesied the coming of Blacknarok, when the Discord server is destroyed, when Finmab is unbanned and modded, and when Michael dies and usurps God. Michael plans on masturbating to ripped futa porn whilst choking himself out, dying of auto-asphyxiation right at climax. Upon death, he shall meet god and spurt some fat ropes on his face, blinding his eye. This will make God look like a little bitch (because no one has ever cumshotted God to blindness, or cumshotted at him in general), and the angels shall bow down to their new God.

## Personality and traits

Michael is based, and is usually shown to not give a fuck. However, this is simply a mask put on as he is unable to express any emotion due to being raised to be masculne. In reality, Michael is sensitive and cares about his friends and family, as shown when he defends Sweet Anita and when he gave his Nintendo Switch to his sister.

Michael is controlling, as shown with his abusive relationship with 74, a beautiful, sweet queen who deserves nothing but love and respect. He operates his mafia under a sole dictatorship, refusing to listen to advice of his capos. Ever since he was a child, he's had dreams of murdering his local warlord and taking over Ghana. Upon becoming the new warlord, he would venture outwards, conquering lands village by village until he has become the greatest dictator the entire continent of Africa has ever seen.

## Abilities

**Chad Physiology**

- Being a West African chad, Michael is taller, stronger, and faster than even the most athletic humans. He packs ten-pack abs and illegal firearms in his biceps. His penis is also a remarkable 8 inches flaccid.

**Cuckoldry**

- Michael is known to be have hypnotic abilities against women who are already in a relationship.

**Supreme Intellect**

- Michael is a great intellectual, having dabbled in literature, philosophy, art, and hentai.

**N-Word Immunity**

- Despite being a Basketball-American, Michael is unaffected by other ethnicities' utterance of the N-word due to his being based.

**Reincarnation**

- Upon death, Michael is able to reincarnate into a human. This is evident from his art hoe personality, which is a memory leaking from his previous life. Michael's latest incarnation is in the body of Sinclair.

**Dandara-Virus Immunity**

- Despire interacting with Azra, The Night King, multiple times, Michael is asymptomatic to the disease. This may be an innate immunity from his chad physiology, but some theories suggest that it may be because Michael is the true Night King.

**Fake Tourettes**

- Having a perfect chad body, Michael actually does not have Tourette Syndrome. In truth, he fakes all his tics after finding out about Sweet Anita's success and learning to capitalize on Twitch chat's small attention span.

**Roid Rage (Formerly)**

- Back when Michael used to lift, he could activate Roid Rage, which would temporarily increase his strength tenfold, but remove all impulse control.

## Weaknesses

**Furry Fandom**

- Although he hides it, Michael is actually a furry (specifically, a Scaly) , specifically a dragon furry. Mentions of furries will stimulate Michael and may cause him to disregard his human intelligence. He has shown sexual interest on furries. A single look at an anarchist cat girl made Michael fall in love with her and request for an interview. Confirmation of his animalistic sexual deviations have been confirmed when he spent 20 whole bones on Puppugirljenna/Yourpuppygirl's OnlyFans.

**Alektorophobia**

- Due to his childhood trauma, Michael is afraid of chickens.

**League of Legends**

- As with many poor souls, Michael is addicted to League of Legends, and it is continually taking a toll on his life and mental health. He has spent over a thousand gajimbos on that shit ass game.

**Vietnam Flashbacks**

- Due to his time in the United States Air Force, Michael suffers from post-traumatic stress, having dreams about Dao Nguyen, a Vietnamese supersoldier who murdered his squad in one night.

## Relationships

### 74

- Michael shows deep affection to his wife and sister, 74. He pulls her into voice chat to talk to her as countless virgins mald for not being able to talk to the beautiful 7-foot Danish queen. 74 may be malnourished as Michael only feeds her cat food. Although 74 is a sweet, kind, beautiful queen who deserved nothing but love, Michael continually abuses her, as shown when he bullies, yells at, laughs at her. Due to years of grooming and manipulation, 74 denies any form of misteatment, claiming that her brother is only being romantic and playful.

### Dandara

- Michael continuously puts up with Dandara's horrible rap skills because the Night King is able to lure innocent people into the mafia with his Spotify playlists. They two are known to say weird shit when together on stream. Dandara being Dandara, he continuously wrecks stream by being toxic and racist. Despite this, Dandara (AKA Nightking/ Mikasa/ Sambo/ Ni\*\*ler of The Bronx) is still ten times funnier than Michael.

### Barshoe

- Due to his stupidity, Michael is reliant on his ~~mother~~ tard wrangler, Booli to assist him on technical difficulties. Although Booli continually tells Michael to not do dumb, bannable shit on stream, he never listens as his loving tard wrangler is overseas, working tirelessly to feed the six-foot baby.

### Chat

- Michael is known to hate his chat as it is filled with virgin coomer degenerates who are toxic on stream and Discord. Still, he puts up with their shit because they can be entertaining in very rare circumstances. In some cases, even his basedness in unable to tolerate people in chat and they become political enemies, as with the case with Painkiller, LuckyDeath, Finmab, BrockHarrison, Jenci, Faabeeyy, Filthy Spoon, etc.

## Quotes

"You're all like the ugly dogs in the pound no one wanted."

- Michael to his Chat

"Go get 'em, tiger"

- Michel's most common tic

"I'm a depressed art hoe florist, but I still get more pussy than all of you ever will."

- Michael, talking about his delusions

## Trivia

* Popular theory suggest that Michael is actually a virgin.
* Michael had an affair with former pornographic actress Gianna Michaels.
* Michael has fathered and unknown amount of children.
* I don't know how to spell Tiffany's name.
* As an art hoe, Michael loves the colour yellow in everything e.g. sunflowers, bees, questionably-coloured semen, rubber ducks, schoolbuses, etc.
* Michael starred in multiple pornographic films, where his hunk of meat is often mistaken as an arm.
* Please, for the love of Martin Luther King Jr., let the new Finmab come and fulfill the prophecy of becoming the autistic mod. JFC, stop getting your asses banned. IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD!

## Sources

* Michael will deny these facts, but they're true - trust me.