Guacamole

Guacamole, aka Guac, joined the Golden Ratio squad in early 2020. Among the youngest dogs in the squad (just a few months older than Voodoo), Guac was a handful when he first arrived but has become a very good boy—though still chaotic at times. A Field Golden, Guac is a very energetic dog with a higher prey drive, and enjoys running with GR Mom. He's found a BFF in Voodoo, bonding over their love of tugging games and vicious-looking play-fights. In spite of his chaotic energy, he's also shown himself to be a great bed sleeper who loves to cuddle. He's also become a great brother to the other dogs and will adjust his play level to suit their needs, whether it was post surgery Voods, new tripawd Hopper or Remi with limited sight, but he's still always up for chaotic play when it's possible.

A member of Team Chaos, Guac is often seen joining Venkman for mealtime celebrations—performing enthusiastic Guaco-spins before waiting patiently for his food to be brought to him. He enjoys pulling escape-os, often visiting neighbours to seek food, attack their crab trap, or just say hi. As a result, he's now known around the neighborhood and generally welcomed by all he visits.

Guac has a great love of tennis balls and can often be found chomping one happily in pictures. (The other dogs, especially Hopper, have discovered they can drive him crazy by keeping a ball just out of his reach and ignoring his indignant barks.) He also enjoys kongs and has an unpredictable relationship with BLÅHAJ, sometimes cuddling it sweetly and sometimes joining in its destruction.

As of June 2021, he has a new true love: a large plush IKEA elephant known as Guacophant or JÄTTESTOR, his IKEA name. To prevent the other dogs from destroying him BLÅHAJ-style, Guacophant is only brought out at designated times (often near bedtime), allowing Guac to take him for walks and cuddle him lovingly. He has also acquired a stuffed avocado toy that he loves and will sometimes take it into the garden with him when he goes out. GR Mom and Dad protect it when he's not playing with it because it only belongs to him.

Guac has starred in several adventures since joining the squad. Perhaps most notoriously, he ate a Brillo pad on May 7, 2020, thus joining Team Foreign Object. Surgery went well, and he went home the next day. Upon his return, he had to sit through a safety training PowerPoint reinforcing that Brillo pads are not tacos and must not be eaten.

In June 2020, GR Mom got a green screen for work and posted a picture of Guac in front of the green background on Twitter, spawning a variety of Guac-o-shopped images from fans.

After many nonliteral mealtime references to tacos ("Guaco-man... You want your taco, man?"), Guac enjoyed the first of several real tacos in January 2021.

He's also been spotted wearing a shark fin to play in the ocean, much to the chagrin of Chief Brody (who's assumed to have commented: "We're gonna need a bigger ball!").

Fan Accounts: There is a GuacWithTwoLegs account! Their Twitter user is @GuacWithTwoLegs

Personal Twitter

Song: [note: like the Queso Chant, the lines of the song are interchangeable. Other notable rhymes include Doc-o man & block-o man after the Brillo pad incident, as well as jock-o man and on the clock-o man.]

> He is the Guaco-man
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> He eats a rock-o man
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> You need some choco-man?
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> Perhaps a taco-man
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> Go for a walk-o man
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> And meet a croco-man
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> It is the Guaco-man
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> I am a Guaco-stan
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> My dog, the Guacoman
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> 1. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1401963787645825027
> 2. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1453898846510145546
> 3. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1258749610912350208
> 4. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1275169408877580288
> 5. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1345431458878517248
> 6. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1251335420991979525
> 7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPcP\_KGpDcs&t=9s
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