I Am Azul Vol. 7

This is the **seventh volume** of I Am Azul.

## Summary

On this volume of I Am Azul, me and my friends go to a convention called Ota-Geek Con (a mix of Otaku and Geek), where we meet a lot of cosplayers. Including Chloe (who first appeared in Friends Forever), who's doing a kitty idol performance with her friends. Unfortunately, they're missing one more member: my younger sister Savannah (who's a very closed friend of her). However, since I looked a little like her, they forced me to dress up as a kitty idol to perform with them.

What could possibly go wrong?

...MANY things can go wrong.

## Plot (provided by alditoquerido)

Me and my friends were in a convention called 'Ota-Geek Con', where there's cosplayers of comic books and Anime. While Rain and me were dressed up as Roxas from Kingdom Hearts and as Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion (her regular clothes since his EVA suit is expensive) respectively, while Hayley and W4D3 are wearing their regular clothes. I was bummed out I don't have a better costume.

Suddenly, Azul showed up and told me she can give me 'a voice'. I didn't know what she was meaning, but she told us that she's been having a special training by Ursa back in the Spirit World. Some powerful techniques only the strongest Gender Spirits can have. However... She needed to posses my body, something I refused.

W4D3, since he couldn't see Azul, because he doesn't know I'm Genderfluid, thought we were crazy. When Azul vanished, Hayley spotted a Harley Quinn cosplayer and went to get a photo. We decided to continue looking around.

Little we know, outside, there's none other than the SkullZ (who first appeared in Vol. 4) and they were ready to trash this place.

Hayley reached to the Harley Quinn cosplayer to ask her for a photo. When the cosplayer started talking... The voice sounded like a guy (a more feminine guy, but still a guy), not only that, but the voice seemed familiar to her. When the cosplayer continued talking, Hayley realized it was HER TWIN BROTHER HAROLD!

However, he preferred to be called 'Harley' (after all, Harley is an unisex name). He's a drag queen performer and he went back from a country tour. Hayley always found her annoying and she was about to leave, but Harley wanted to meet her friends. She refused it, but Harley used his secret weapon: crying and begging while remind her of their childhood.

We had a little flashback when they were kids. Even at that age, Harley always preferred on wearing girls' clothing and being considered as Hayley's twin sister.

Hayley accepted it as long Harley shows her best behavior. That made him very happy.

Meanwhile, me and my friends continued walking around until we came across to a pretty girl in a sexy cat outfit. I was the one had the most attraction towards the kitty girl. That made the guys to make me going after her. They pushed me towards her... Which made my face to landed on her breasts... They were so soft that made my nose bleed a little... Then I quickly got away from her chest and apologized.

...I hope she doesn't get too angry.

Fortunately, the cosplayer wasn't mad at all. Then, she revealed herself to be Chloe, the mysterious young woman I met a few years ago. As a cosplayer, she manages to radically change her appearance, even using colored contact eyes. She asked us to come with her to meet her friends who are getting ready for their talent show.

We followed her... Then W4D3 noticed the criminals SkullZ over there (who they're not suspected for being in a convention full of cosplayers). He excused himself, telling Rain to go first.

Meanwhile, Harley was changing to his regular clothes while Hayley was impatiently waiting for him. When he came out, he revealed to wear the EXACT SAME clothes Hayley wears. With the exception of the Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean) head scarf that Hayley gifted when she visited Disneyland, and he admits he wears 'cuter underwear' than Hayley's, which embarassed her. Then he took out a chocolate bar and offered her a piece of it. She ate the piece and found it delicious... Little she knows that it was a trap from Harley.

Suddenly, Hayley's got the urge to go to the toilet. The chocolate bar happened to be a laxative. Harley took the chance to take out a bra out of his head scarf, and he used both the bra and the head scarf to give himself breast to look more like Hayley.

Me and Rain followed Chloe to the changing room, where we met Chloe's friends: The Kitty Idols! Whose members are Linda Monroe (Afro Kitty), Brianna O'Hara (Irish Kitty) and Marion Bourgeois (French Kitty). Chloe is U.S.A. Kitty.

Me and Rain were loving by being surrounded by beautiful women. Then, Linda noticed my Mexican accent and when I told them my full name, Chloe remembered Savannah, my younger sister. She told us that she met her when she studied Spanish in Tijuana, 10 years ago. She was suppose to come her for the spectacle, but she couldn't make it this year. She even showed us a photo of themselves.

Suddenly, Brianna pointed out how much I look A LOT like my sister and... They all started looking at me with naughty eyes. Even Rain is pretty nervous about what's going on.

The SkullZ were making a strategy to sabotage the whole convention. It involved ruining the talent show where the Kitty Idols were gonna perform, even throwing a smoke bomb. Then they started laughing maniacally.

Then some random kid showed up and thought they were playing Bakugan (a battle card game where they use spherical, spring-loaded miniature figures). Skulltzer scared him off and the kid ran away.

W4D3 listened the whole plan and then he revealed to be... D34DP00LF4N!!!

The Kitty Idols finished my makeover and I was turned into one of them. Complete with a wig similar to the one I use when I'm dressed as a girl, eyelashes and fake breasts. And of course, A LOT of masking tape to hide my 'you-know-what' (I'm gonna need a hot water bath after today).

They gave me a piece of paper with Spanish lyrics of the song, so I can memorize it. They assumed I have a beautiful voice... Which made me nervous.

So I took Rain with me to talk in private in the other side of the locker room.

I told him I don't know how to produce a beautiful voice until Azul showed up. She reminded us about her ability to give me her voice. But in order to do that, she must burrow her body. I initially refused out of fear to look like the girl from The Exorcist.

When she listened the word 'demon', she told us about that these were a thing in the Spirit World. These demons are born from human' most disgusting desires (such as pedophilia) and the more they dive into such desires, the demons take their bodies and turn them into monsters. That's why powerful Spirits like Ursa are here to slay them all.

Then Azul realized she was losing track for telling that backstory (or backstories), so she used her powers on me and...

ZAP!!!

...Rain freaked out and approached to me if I was fine. It turned out that Azul successfully took over my body.

While Azul was in my body, I was in my own mind (where Azul stays in), so while she was performing, I had to wait in this admitedly peaceful place. Rain was about to leave, but not before Azul asking him that if she was real, I mean, if I was born as a biological woman rather than a man, he would date her. Rain answered it with the most honest way, saying that he only sees Azul as a friend. Azul felt bummed out, but Rain made her feel better. And so, he leaves with the promise to watch us (me and Azul) on stage.

Meanwhile, Hayley was recovering form the diarrhea and when she noticed Harley was gone, she realized he set him up in order of him pretending to be her. Then she imagined Harley as a stripper while Rain was cheering up. Furious, she ran to find him.

Rain managed to find Harley (who's still dressed as Hayley) in the fountain and started noticing the weird behavior of his childhood friend. Then, Harley was about to give him a kiss... Until a very pissed off Hayley appeared and delivered a flying kick!

Hayley showed up and told Rain what Harley did. He confessed that he was always shipping her with Rain. Hayley made perfectly clear that they're friends and that's it. Then Hayley proceed to give him a frontal wedgie (revealing he wears pink underwear), and the throwing him to the fountain. He and Rain decided to leave.

Back to the Kitty Idols, Azul (pretending to be me) showed up, already memorized the lines and showing her girly voice to everyone.

In my own mind, I revealed that I have a crush with Chloe...

The show was about to begin and everybody was exciting. Rain and Hayley were among the public to see me (well, more like Azul). When the announcer called the Kitty Idols, they all went upstage, making everybody cheering. And so they started singing in different languages. Luckily, the screen behind show the lyrics in English for those who don't know the other languages.

I was seeing the whole performance through Azul's eyes, and I was feeling more in love with Chloe. I decided to ask her out after the performance.

We finished the song and... We ended up looking at each other, blushing as hell.

Everybody cheered, including my friends. We made such a good show... Suddenly, the lights turned off. They took us hostage,

We were wondering what was happening and then... THE SKULLZ ASSAULTED US! They took us hostage, but nobody did anything, thinking it was part of the show. But Rain recognized them and asked Hayley to call the police.

Lord Skulltzer ordered his gang to take us all, except Chloe. Then Tigress noticed my wig and she took it off. But not before I took control of my body to protect Azul.

Then Rain ran (holding his keyblade) towards us, ready to fight Skulltzer.

Rain tried to attack with his keyblade, but Tigress, but she easily kicked his ass. I was mad at Skulltzer, as the asshole started doing a speech about geeks and conventions.

He explained how conventions are suppose to be a place for geeks to be in harmony, but when they're back at their homes, their true colors are shown. Either cyberbullying online for liking stuff they dislike, or breaking up friendships for stupid disagreements (even Ralphie makes a cameo, when he had an eye-patch due the punch he got from James in 'I Am Amy').

He even showed us that he has a scarred blind eye. He claimed he was tortured by fans just for enjoying the Star Wars prequels. Rain, feeling sorry for him, he said that not every fanbase is toxic, but Skulltzer offered him to join he SkullZ, seeing that Rain was also a bullying victim.

Rain downright refused it, making Skulltzer to deliver him a quick kick in the stomach, and then lifting his collar. He said that he'll convince him one way or another, as Tigress was threatening me and Chloe.

Suddenly, D34DP00LF4N (who was hiding behind the screen) came to the rescue and delivered a kick. He knocked him out, but when he faced off Tigress, he... Refused to fight since he respected women so much to even give them a punch.

Tigress was about to attack... And then somebody threw a mallet that knocked her out. It was revealed to be... HARLEY! Who was behind the screen too! D34DP00LF4N pointed out that this is a crossover episode as they both laugh while the rest were confused of all this.

The SkullZ were found in one of the dressing rooms and they were found by the cops that Hayley called. As they were arrested, one of the cops talked to D34DP00LF4N, asking him if he wants to join to the police. He declined the offer as he ran away.

Meanwhile, outside, Harley was about to leave. But, not without Hayley gave him a warning. After he left, Chloe and her friends came back in their causual clothes to say good-bye. And then, Chloe asked everyone to leave her and me alone for a little talk.

Chloe told me how much grateful she is for me taking Savannah's place. Then she expressed how she missed her, making me to remind me that my family is coming to visit me. And then Chloe reveals to have FEELINGS TOWARDS MY SISTER! I was extremely shocked, and then let down for knowing that she prefers another person and she just sees me as a friend.

After Chloe left, my friends came back, with W4D3 being the last. I wonder what was he doing the whole time?

## Characters

* Aldo/Azul
* Azul - Aldo's gender spirit.
* Ursa
* Rain
* W4D3/D34DP00LF4N
* Hayley
* Harold "Harley" - Hayley's twin brother
* Chloe/U.S.A. Kitty
* Linda Monroe/Afro Kitty
* Brianna O'Hara/Irish Kitty
* Marion Bourgeois/French Kitty
* SkullZ (Tigress, Viper, Butch, Geo, & Skulltzer)
* Savannah (cameo)

## Trivia

* This is the second I Am Azul story where none of the Terrible Trio appear.