Crashbox 38

The 38th episode of the series *Crashbox* aired on September 11, 1999. It was also the 12th episode of Season 2, and it was removed from syndication by February 23, 2016.

## Games

**Bold** indicates the answer to the question.

### Mugshots (Repeat of Crashbox 3)

In this segment, Verity interviews the Stankowski Brothers, where three of the brothers have held up a jewelry store.

1. Muscles Stankowski: He was down at the beach walking his dogs, a Husky and an Irish Setter. **(Not guilty)**
2. Knuckles Stankowski: He was picking out flowers for his girlfriend for Valentine's Day, such as azaleas, influenzas, and chrysanthemums. **(Guilty: Influenzas are not a flower)**
3. Elbows Stankowski: He got back from Texas and went down there to check out a volcano, Mount St. Helens. **(Guilty: Mount St. Helens is actually located in Washington)**
4. Stanley Deuces: He was down at the bank changing dollars to yen for a trip to China. **(Guilty: Yen is money in Japan)**

### Sketch Pad (Repeat of Crashbox 24)

A guy is sleeping, and dreams that his boss will get into a car accident, so he tells his boss and he takes a cab home instead, and then when he gets home, he tells the guy on the phone he was fired.

**When the man was sleeping, he was sleeping on the job, as he was a night security guard.**

### Distraction News (Repeat of Crashbox 3)

In this segment, Dora Smarmy talks about flight.

#### **Questions asked:**

*What does an airplane need to fly?*

1. Bag of peanuts
2. Flight attendants
3. **Air**

*Moving air has a lot of?*

1. Icicles
2. **Lift**
3. Speeding tickets

*What part of a plane is designed to make air move rapidly on top, and slowly underneath?*

1. **Wings**
2. Wind fairy
3. Wind chimes

*What is the "principle' of this effect?*

1. Spaghetti
2. **Bernouli**
3. High school

*What is the opposing force to thrust?*

1. Hurricane
2. Stop sign
3. **Drag**

### Dirty Pictures (Repeat of Crashbox 9)

*The clues:*

1. "It takes a village"
2. Was a lawyer
3. Sox and Buddy's mom
4. And Chelsea's too
5. Bill Clinton's first lady

**The answer is Hillary Clinton.**

### Game System Overload

When the game systems go out, the flashlight bot plugs in two electrifying wires together to restore the power.

### Psycho Math (Repeat of Crashbox 13)

#### **Question #1**

1. The inches in a foot (12)
2. Add to the days in June (30)
3. Divide by a peace sign (2)

**Equals 21.**

#### *Question #2*

1. Snow White's dwarfs (7)
2. Add to a perfect test score (100)
3. Subtract the legs on an octopus (8)

**Equals 99.**

#### *Question #3*

1. Deck of playing cards (52)
2. Subtract the eyes of a cyclops (1)
3. Subtract the states of the United States (50)

**Equals 1.**

### Think Tank (Repeat of Crashbox 12)

1. A clock, a person, and a card game **(Hands)**
2. A fish, a train, and a baseball **(Catch)**

### Eddie Bull (Repeat of Crashbox 24)

*Animal clues:*

* When they travel in groups, the groups are called sleuths
* Grows as much as 1,700 pounds when they grow full size
* It's babies are blind and weight 10 ounces
* It's favorite sport is fishing.

**The answer is the bear.**

### Lens McCracken (Repeat of Crashbox 10)

This case is called: *The Case of the Missing Chihuahua That... Went Missing.*

Pictures:

1. **Fire hydrant**
2. **Skateboard**
3. **Sesame seed bun**

*One hot summer day, the fire hydrant was being used a sprinkler which was making a large flood on 18th street, and a skateboarder comes sliding in at full speed and collapses into Mrs. Schwarzkopf and a burger vendor. The buns went flying which caught the attention of geese, so they flew off with them and also taking the chihuahua, Ernie, with them.*

## Trivia

* The fish seen in the Think Tank segment was also seen in an Eddie Bull segment.
* Lens McCracken accidentally spell his name backwards at the intro and the end of his subject.
* This is the final episode to feature Lens McCracken.