Mr. Honeycomb's 4th Grade Class

Oh, hello once more kiddies. I was just PRE-SCARING for my FINAL AX-AMINATION in my CORPSE ON SHRIEK-CONOMICS hee-hee-hee-hee! I got a B PUS on my last paper, so I'm hoping to do better this SLIME. Here's a TERRIFYING-TEST for all of you to take in...

A teacher wrote "Spelling Lesson 6!" on a chalkboard within a classroom of Derby Elementary School, out, in southeast-Kansas, one day back in 1961. He turned around and faced a class of children. "Good morning Class. We shall start on Spelling Lesson 6 today" the teacher said, announcing to them with a smile. The kids opened their books and grabbed their pencils. "Good morning Mr. Honeycomb!" the class said to the teacher. "Complete the first five pages of Lesson 6 within your Spelling Books and get a paper apple from me once you bring it up to me boys and girls" Mr. Honeycomb said to the class, smiling. As his class worked, Mr. Honeycomb sat at his desk, looking over papers and grading them. There was a knock on the door and Mr. Honeycomb answered it. A boy stood out, in the hall and smiled up, at him. "Why, good morning son. I am Mr. Honeycomb. How may I help you now?" Mr. Honeycomb introducing himself as to the boy, and asking him. "Good morning, Mr. Honeycomb sir, my name is Sam. I am brand new to your Class here" the boy introduced himself as and answered the teacher. "Well, hello Sam. Come on in. Nice to meet you and welcome" Mr. Honeycomb told him, welcoming him and Sam walked into the classroom.

That afternoon, Sam walked out of Mr. Honeycomb's classroom into the hallway. As the boy walked up the hall, three teenage bullies walked into Derby Elementary School and stopped him. "Hey, kid, aren't ya the new one who just moved into town here?" one of the bullies asked Sam. "Yeah, my Mom, Dad, Brother and I did" he responded. "Well, we're supposed to be eating lunch now over at Derby High School, but we decided to come over here to swipe money from kids!" the bully said, explaining to him. "I'm Sam. What's your name?" Sam introduced himself as to the bully and asked him nervously. "Eddie. My Buddies and I are in charge of the whole Derby School District!" the bully responded, introducing himself. Eddie shoved Sam down, causing him to shout out in pain. Then as the other two bullies put their feet on Sam's arms, Eddie stole 75 cents out of Sam's pocket. Then, the three teenagers ran out of Derby Elementary. That afternoon, Sam was walking out of Derby Elementary School and Eddie and his two friends stood by a maple tree together close by. Eddie ran out in front of the boy and grabbed him by his arms, pulling Sam over to the maple tree. "We're gonna give you something that'll keep you from telling on us today, Sam!" Eddie said to him. The two other bullies hit Sam in his stomach, causing him to gasp in pain. Eddie let go of him and he fell to his knees, grabbing his stomach with his hands. Sam coughed and coughed. Eddie and his friends bent over and opened switch-blades, Sam looked at the three knives and gasped in fear. "Remember, if you say anything about earlier today, we will stick these knives into your back!!" Eddie threatened him. "Yeah kid" the other bullies threatened him also and the three bullies took off.

One of the girls from Mr. Honeycomb’s 4th Grade Class ran over to Sam and helped him to his feet. "Thank you Janet" Sam said to her, smiling. "Are you okay Sam?" Janet asked. "I think so. Those guys threatened me" he answered. "Awe, I am so sorry Sam. The others in Mr. Honeycomb's 4th Grade Class and I will take care of Eddie and his Friends for you" Janet said to him. Soon, Janet ran in front of the three bullies who were eating apples, as they walked on a sidewalk downtown. They stopped and she said to them, "you creeps, leave Sam alone!". "Kid, you shut up!" one of Eddie's friends said to her being mean. Janet ran off and Eddie said to his friends, "get her guys!". They chased her then. Janet ran down into the basement of Derby Elementary School and the teens followed her. It was lit up with lights and Janet and the rest of Mr. Honeycomb's 4th Grade Class except for Sam were standing around the room. "You guys leave our brand new Friend Sam alone!" the eight kids said to the bullies. "Look who it is Carl. A group of little wimpy kids" Eddie said to one of the other bullies. "Yeah, Eddie" Carl responded. "What should we do to them Eddie?" the third bully asked him. "Beat them all to a bloody pulp and then stick our knives into their backs, Francis" Eddie answered him. The four boys all wearing white collared-shirts, black dress pants, and black loafers, transformed into hideous monsters. The three girls plus Janet all wearing blue dresses and blue white socks and black tap dance shoes, also transformed into the same hideously-looking monsters. The eight monsters all had: huge, solid-black eyes, tiny fangs and flesh of a foggy-white-color. They all opened their mouths, hissing away eerily at Eddie, Carl and Francis. They surrounded the bullies, all feeling their faces with their clawed-hands. The monsters also all had straight and wild white hair. Carl, Francis and Eddie screamed in horror at the inhuman-things, and they attacked the bullies, biting their faces, causing them to fall to the floor, screaming more.

Sounds of eating were heard accompanied by the eerie hissing, as the group of monsters were bent over, standing within the shadows of the basement. Soon, the eight monsters walked up, out of the school-basement together, and the tiny nostrilled-monsters with the black furry eyebrows, all transformed back into looking like human children. The rest of them followed Janet back down into the basement then. The following day, Sam sat beside Janet in Mr. Honeycomb's 4th Grade Class, as Mr. Honeycomb was writing on the blackboard. "Thanks for taking care of Eddie and those other bullies for me Janet. You guys are my new Friends" Sam thanked her. "You're welcome Sam. We all our indeed your brand new Friends" she responded, smiling at him. Meanwhile, down in the basement of Derby Elementary School, the skeletons of Eddie, Carl and Francis laid within the corner.

Sam made some new FIENDS in DERBY ELEMENTARY GHOUL eh, Kiddies? Janet and the rest of them were just CHOMPING AT THE BIT to help him with Eddie, Carl and Francis hee-hee-hee-hee! The custodian probably was in for a surprise down in the school-basement, and quit his JANI-GORE-RIAL POSITION heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.