Tetaski

> "I am Tetaski. I am the infinite granter of all wishes to all, small and great. I have been activated for another season still. To the one who activated me, greetings. I am not bound by mortal limits. What is your command? Choose wisely as I do but one command... As I remain yet, I shall continue forth. My powers are infinite, as I can do anything, but after given an action, I hold three weaknesses which others can use to prevent me from completing the goal set before me. The weaknesses can be separate or connected, but the harder they are to access, my powers may be quenched slightly. If you make a simple wish, however, I usually do not require weaknesses as the action is instant. With this, I have explained everything." -Tetaski on activation.
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## General Details

Tetaski is a one-eyed thing with a hexagonal prism for a head and four pillars surrounding it. As the massive paragraph above states, Tetaski is a genie of sorts. It does not have a gender but when talking, it has a masculine voice. Tetaski also appears to be made of stone empowered by energy, but reports state its durability surpasses normal rocks. Surprisingly, the most wished for thing seen in media is actually for Tetaski to, "make a sandwich," with many examples of this strange task for the Wish Granter. From those who have eaten its sandwich, they state it was the greatest ever made, which may imply that Tetaski has gotten this request so many times, it has perfected the sandwich by this point.

## Powers and Abilities

Tetaski has the ability to grant any one wish imaginable, even ones that break Multiversal Rules, but wishes made that are not instant, say wishing for a sandwich, require three weaknesses to be established that could possibly hinder Tetaski's granting of a wish. The weaknesses can be linked together- for example, saying that Tetaski is only weak to **being stabbed** on a **Tuesday** if it is **raining**- or separate checks to where if one is exploited enough, it will fail. The more obscure or difficult the weaknesses are to access, the higher the chances of the wish being botched are, even if you say, "I wish for a sandwich that you cannot fail whatsoever," since the, "...cannot fail whatsoever," is part of the wish, Tetaski is still capable of messing up if the weaknesses are too obnoxious. Despite this explaining everything, the following is its list of powers and abilities:

* Infinite reincarnation (when Tetaski fails a wish, it dies and is reincarnated into a different part of Multiverse, giving it invincibility by technicality)
* Wish granting
* Ailment immunity (cannot be mind controlled, poisoned, corroded, aged out of existence, nor anything of the like)
* Size and shape manipulation

## Wish Granter Accessibility

Finding Tetaski is just massive lottery luck. Since after every wish, it goes to a different part of Multiverse, there is no defined way to continuously access Tetaski. Note that wishing for it to stay around your location requires weaknesses and when it dies, the wish request is cancelled, so even exploiting that does not work. Additionally, due to the fact that it can change in size and rearrange its blocky form, it can be practically anywhere, someone's backyard, the ocean, a can of cat food, the possibilities are endless! The only place Tetaski has never been reported was in stars, but the better question is, who is looking at stars for a polygonal cycloptic genie?

## Appearances

Despite Tetaski's gimmick being that it is fairly hard to find, there is actually a fair number of comics where it is present. [continue]...