The Revenge of 5G

"*It's physically impossible to not be mean to these people!*"
―Erik
The Revenge of 5G is the 111th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette and the sequel to The 5G Apocalypse. It was released on April 24, 2020.

## Summary

Erik returns to the topic of 5G to demonstrate how to be kind to stupid people on the internet. He looks at the comments of a 5G conspiracy theory video and he sees a bunch of rude comments from him that he doesn't remember leaving. He leaves some more mean comments against his better instincts.

Erik watches a video where a crazy doctor tries to blame COVID-19 on 5G. He leaves another mean comment and tries to figure out where all of his pent up rage is coming from. He starts the sponsored ad for Honey so he can go do a Brazilian Booty Burn.

Erik figures out that all of the dent-headed fucks are coming from Facebook and logs in as Holiday Fartcruise. Then he watches a video of Hong Kong protestors tearing down face-recognition camera, except the video claims that it's people from Wuhan tearing down a 5G mast. He tells Maria that God is dead. Then he requests permission to get into another Facebook group but his request probably won't let him in. So he joins a different group and introduces himself. He realizes that being mean feels good and he keeps going.

Erik goes to several different conspiracy theory groups on Facebook and leaves mean comments and replies on all of them. Then he decides to hit them with the full force of his students and invites them over through Twitter. As soon as he does, his students overwhelm the group. He links another group to goatse and watches the destruction unfold. Erik decides to escalate further because Holiday Fartcruise doesn't give a shit, and he announces that the group is now for pictures of George Bush. The students post their pictures and the page disables commenting entirely.

Erik apologizes for how mean he was during the lesson. He regrets his behavior but can't seem to treat the 5G conspiracy theorists nicely. He decides not to post anything at all, but then he posts an image of a shirtless old man.

## Comment

*While the cats away the RATS will play.....Time to take sides....Good or Evil ?*
- I See Saturn Anderson 2

*Shut the fuck up stupid*
- Erik

*We need to start cutting the cell towers down and the LED street light and the people need to see it*
- Foreverflat

*You're a fucking idiot go fuck yourself*
- Erik

*Just following orders......The towers will fall... Thank you very much for filming this abomination...Much respect fellow humans....*
- I See Saturn Anderson 2

*Hey what's up it's me the government I'm gonna drone strike you bitch shut the fuck up*
- Erik

*I want to do something to help stop this ?*
- Lone Wolf

*Yeah read a book asshole*
- Erik

*It is clear they won't listen so these towers must be destroyed*
- Darren P

*I destroyed your moms pussy you mumbling cuck*
- Erik

*Hey thanks for filming your labored breathing for five minutes while walking up to annoy the shit out of two guys trying to do their jobs. In what fucking world would anyone want to spend time with you if this is the way you conduct yourself? I could in the illuminati trying to mind control the entire population and I would still ignore you. If I were presented two dissenting opinions - one of them from you, and the other from a dog with fetal alcohol syndrome, I would immediately go with whatever the dog has to say because there's no way it's going to be as stupid and frustrating as what you have to say about literally anything. People like you make me wish God was real so he could realize his fuck-up and quick turn you into the turtle or anteater that you were meant to be.*
- Erik

*Man I'll tell ya, if 5G can infect this many people with the fake flu or whatever the fuck it was just imagine how much faster our mobile speeds are gonna be! Look we had some weak ass pandemics back with 3G and 4G technology, like SARS and swine flu which never even got close to my small rural farm town. I mean the reception just sucks out here. But listen, this 5G signal strength must be crazy good because right now my whole town is sick. With this level of national coverage I'll never have to worry again about dropping a call while I'm screaming into the phone for an ambulance while shaking my fist at the nearest radioactive cell tower.**Anyway I feel like I'm in a multiplayer co-op game right now with all these other people shitting on how stupid this fucking video is. Yeah sure I'll take advice from Dr Burning Man over here, oh what's that the earth is electrified? Cool I have no idea what the fuck that means but I'll make sure I go give everyone the good news that we finally have a tangible thing to blame for all this pain in the world. Just so happens they're installing a 5G tower outside my apartment at this very moment, so I'm gonna yell at them and be a total pain in the ass because hey that's just behavior I deem appropriate**In conclusion, thanks doc for giving me the strength to realize I can't be the crazy one if a guy like you agrees with me*
- Erik

*May the almighty God and almighty Goddess be with us and protect us for doing the right thing . Blessed be.❤️💛💜💚🤗👍👌👏👼*
- Maria

*God's dead Maria*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Why are you joining this group? You must answer to join*
- 5G awareness > The Truth

*I'M GONNA SPAM THIS FACEBOOK PAGE WITH PICTURES OF DISEASED DICKS LET ME IN!*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Hey what's up fuckin idiots I'm Holiday Fartcruise the Undeletable. I know a lot of people think it's best to hit you guys with facts and
information but you and I know that shit's never gonna work to change your minds. So don't change your minds, stay dumb, because it's funnier for people like me who get off on laughing at you. Stay as dumb as possible, please. Find more conspiracy theories and continue to vomit them out on this ancient dogshit website that started as a place for college kids and is now overrun with paranoid boomers who go through misinformation so fast you'd swear it was their kids' future social security benefits. Here's a picture of a diseased penis:*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Yeah hey quick question go fuck yourself*
- Erik

*This vaccine will have a microscopic chip in it to control us*
- Adrienne

*Shut the fuck up stupid*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Holiday Fartcruise Wow thanks for this absolutely fucking stupid pile of bullshit you goddamn idiot. Nobody believes you, your family probably hates you, and you're just stuck at home getting mad at telephone poles like a fucking loser. Eat a dick, we're all laughing at you, and you smell like shit. Fuck you.*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Why are videos and discussions about 5g and convid19 being banned, censored, disrupted, more and more and more, on you tube and by Ofcom?*
- Happy Traveller

*Because that's just how annoying all of you assholes are*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*There is a lot of videos that are supposed to be false but they are still on ? It's just a selected few that get removed*
- Alex

*See this is that annoying shit I was talking about*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*im ready with my mates let us know the locations we will burn them all*
- Tatenda

*I'LL BE READY WITH MY DRONES-DICK CHENEY*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Drone team*
- Tatenda

*No I mean I'm going to drone strike you for trying to take out my towers-DC*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*good luck*
- Tatenda

*your new god is made of nanobots*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*THIS GUYS CIA DONT TELL HIM YOUR LOCATION*
- Erik

*I'm just genuinely curious why people who think a connection between 5G and Coronavirus is stupid are in this group?*
- Hanna

*I joined for the pussy*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*I have a friend who works for the national guard and he just told me that sometimes he watches two-dudes-one-girl-porn because he likes to imagine he's a third dude jerking off in a tree that faces their bedroom. He also said something about 5G towers exploding our cells but I forget*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*All aboard the Fartcruise! https://www.facebook.com/groups/145800110106498/?ref=group\_header*
- @commentiquette

*( \* )*
- Brandon

*A+*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*You won't find out off these muppets site is full of antifa*
- Bry

*We're not antifa we're ICE*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Let's all do that, go to your nearest medical center and film everything you can.**#filmyourhospital#filmmyhospital#emptyhospitals*
- Humam

*Let me know which hospital and I'll meet you there so you can film up my asshole since my doctor's too busy to do my birthday colonoscopy*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*EVERYBODY GO TO GOATSE.RU THEY HAVE ALL THE DOCUMENTS THIS IS CRAZY*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*THIS WHOLE FACEBOOK GROUP IS RUN BY CIA I HAVE DOCUMENTS TO PROOF IT*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Lol so...*
- Debra

*Oh hey girl*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*I knew it. Let me see*
- Vonte

*(\_)\_):::::::::::::::::::::::::🤣*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*lol*
- Debra

*Debra you wanna watch me shave my entire body on zoom later?*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*yuk*
- Debra

*I'll pay you to watch*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*You need a better counter attack than just ridicule in this day and age*
- Andrea

*Hey nice dick Andrea 😉*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Hey guys this facebook group is for posting your favorite george bush pictures now here I'll start*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*COME GET ME FEMA!*
- Holiday Fartcruise

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