Esoteric Concepts Object Show (By System Shark)

# Polytope and googology “object” show (with epic twist)

Basically, everyone from googology and polytope discord (and some extra people) are thrown into a forest with no explanation.  The person who brought them all there is System Shark, and everyone else needs to go through challenges without dying in order to progress to the next “episode”.  At the end of every episode, people will vote for each other.  One or more people or fewer will die in the challenge and one person will be eliminated via majority vote every time.  Also this is a serious show don’t spam it with a bunch of memes or smth or I’ll revoke your edit perms smh.

# Cast:

Host:  System Shark/Void/Shark/System (Catgirl)

Fractal-K/Edwin (Eminem)

DaveIceRainbowin/Dave (A rainbow blob of slime)

Violeta/URL/Vi (Transgender Catgirl)

Eryx Jayakari/Eryx (A sand boa with arms)

Avatar of Wrath/Avatar (Terrarian)

Veblen Waifu (Terrarian)

Abraham Lincoln/Abe (Monke)

Caffy/CIF (Catboy)

Reinhardt (The guy in his pfp)

Awak3ned (Some digimon idk)

Username5243/Username (Chitoge Kirisaki from Nisekoi)

Spiritbackup (His MC skin)

Minershavenm43/Miners (miner)

Yahtzeemaster/Yahtzee (Nyanbinary)

Cirrocumulus (Anthropomorphic cloud girl)

Haskal (Catgirl)

Caffy’s Bot (!resume 0)

NoHaxJustPi (Bisexual Homestuck Fan)

Superspruce (A type of tree)

Cosmic47 (The guy in his PFP)

PowerFlameX/PFX (Legend of the night from BTD6)

Ecl1pse (Albert Einstein)

DrCocktor (Copycat)

Puffer fish (Funny fish)

Matt parker (Funny unknown guy)

Jonathan Bowers (BEAF)

DeBlue (i’m blue da ba dee da ba dieee)

Patcail (Ordinal Markup person)

Embi (Some random lunatic cultist)

# Episode 1

Dave:  amogus

Eryx:  No.

Dave:  yes :unknown:

Eryx:  **No.**

PFX:  yes

DrCocktor:  Yes

Violeta:  Yes

Eryx:  I will kill all of you i swear to-

Ecl1pse:  What’s going on here?

Eryx:  Everyone being a dumbass like usual

Reinhardt:  Lmao

Dave:  why is everyone  :squont:

Edwin:  Oh, hey guys!

Basically Everyone else:  WHY THE FUCK IS EDWIN HERE

Edwin:  I actually don’t know either, it looks like we were all placed in the middle of a forest with no explanation.

Eryx:  It looks like it’s only googology and polytope users

Spiritbackup:  there better be big buff wolf men here

Violeta:  :unbeknownst:

Matt Parker:  Uh?

Basically Everyone Else:  ...Is that Matt Parker?

Miners:  miner

DeBlue:  miner

Matt Parker:  Yeah, it’s me, Matt Parker, do you guys know me or something?

Haskal:  Yeah, we know you from your math channels!

Matt Parker:  Oh, neat!

Violeta:  Wait, why are only people from googology or related to googology here?

Caffy:  \*shrug\*

Avatar:  WHAT THE FUCK USERNAME IS LITERALLY AN ANIME GIRL!?/!??!?!??!?!?!??!

Username:  shut the fuck up please i am tired of you doing this and this is not the time

Patcail:  Wait… how will the people know about the next ordinal markup update?!

(System shark comes out of nowhere, seemingly sitting on a chair.)

System:  Greetings, everyone!

Dave:  hi

Violeta:  sussy shark

System:  Ok, I’ll tell you why I brough-

(System would be interrupted by many confused screams and yelling at each other wondering how they got there.)

System:  EVERYONE, QUIET DOWN!

(Everyone would… quiet down idk)

System:  \*Ahem\*, as I was saying…

System:  I brought you all here as a fun little… “experiment”.  Basically, imagine… total drama, but if you get eliminated… you die.  Permanently.  You will separate into multiple teams, and each team will go through challenges.  If you die in these challenges, that’s a permanent death.  You die forever.  There are also many traps.  At the end of each challenge, you will vote to see who will get killed.  Whoever gets the most votes gets shot in the head.

Violeta:  Void what the hell?!

Avatar:  Yo man, this isn’t like you, let us go!

Yahtzee, Dave, and NoHaxJustPi:  what the FUCK?!

Spiritbackup:  I knew I couldn’t fucking trust you from the start!

Abe:  Let us go, please!

Edwin:  Well, alright then.

Jonathan Bowers:  What.

Matt Parker:  Ok, I have no clue who you are, but let us out!

Abe:  pls dont kill me system shark

Embi:  hey, you can kill me if you analyze my DNA ordinal… ...

(Everyone would be screaming at system shark, asking to leave or something like that.)

System:  Alright… Fine.  If you want to escape, then go through this exit.  Only one person can go through.

Embi, not really thinking straight, ran through in order to escape first.  Everyone watched him run off.

...Then everyone saw Embi’s head get chopped off with a spike.

Dave:  WHAT THE HELL?!

System:  What, I didn’t lie when I said it was an escape, did I?

Violeta:  You bastard, Embi was a real person!

PFX:  ok not really

Violeta:  …

Abe:  I’m too young to die!

System:  Listen, everyone, you’re not guaranteed to die!  Once there are 4 people left, they’ll all escape!

System:  Would you like me to explain the rules or would you rather die with no clue what to do?

Matt Parker:  Alright, fine, go ahead.

System:  Ok, so basically…

System:  The first challenge is to pick a team name.  Whichever team has the worst name is all up for elimination.  This challenge isn’t too bad, okay?  Each team also needs to be split up evenly, with a total of 3 teams of 9, now that Embi is gone.

System:  For all of the challenges, I am NOT allowed to lie to you.  I can, however, twist the truth or half lie.  Good luck!

Abe:  Wait, but none of us have team-

System:  I knew you were gonna say that!  Don’t worry, I already assigned the teams for you and the team colors.

## Red Team:

PFX

Dave

Edwin

Violeta

Avatar

Ecl1pse

Reinhardt

Cirrocumulus

Haskal

## Blue Team:

Eryx

Abe

CIF

Awak3ned

Username

Spiritbackup

Minershaven

DeBlue

YahtzeeMaster

## Yellow Team:

Caffy’s Bot

NoHaxJustPi

SuperSpruce

Cosmic47

Puffer Fish

Matt Parker

Jonathon Bowers

Patcail

Patcail:  Wait, yellow team has only 8 members!

System:  I know, deal with it!

NoHaxJustPi:  This is unfair!  Make it also 9 members!

System:  Ok, fine, I’ll revive Embi, but only this once.  No more revivals after this.  I’ll place him on your team.  Anyways, I’ll go take a 20 minute nap, let me know when you get your team names!

(Embi gets revived.)

(Discussion in the yellow team)

SuperSpruce:  Well guys, what should we name this team?

Cosmic47:  I dunno

Matt Parker:  How about something combining all of our talents on this team?  Something inspirational!

Embi:  DNA Ordinal team… …

Puffer Fish:  No.

NoHaxJustPi:  What about something like… Legend Googologists?

Puffer Fish:  Nah, not everyone in this team is considered a legend.  Only Matt Parker, Jonathan Bowers, Superspruce, and arguably Patcail are.

SuperSpruce:  Hmm…

(Discussion in the red team)

Dave:  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WE’RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

PFX:  Hey man, relax, we’ll get through this, I’m sure of it!

Dave:  I just act stupid on the internet, I have no clue how to survive a natural environment, traps, or fight or anything!

Violeta:  Hey, hey, relax, \*pats Dave’s back\*, you’ll be fine!

Dave:  \*Sniff\*, I’m so fucking screwed…

Edwin:  Hey, moping about it won’t get us anywhere!  Dave, if you want to survive, you’ll have to work with us to create a team name!

Dave:  O-ok, fine.

Ecl1pse:  Aren’t most people in this team gay or something?

Violeta:  Yes.

Reinhardt:  Ooh, ooh, hear me out, we can call our team “The Bicycle Squad”, since, y’know, bicycle has Bi in it, and basically everyone on this team is bi-

Violeta:  That’s a terrible idea.

Dave:  Are you trying to get us up for elimination?

Avatar:  I really wish I was on username’s team…

Dave:  We’re not naming our team after sexuality or gender, that’s a good way to get us up for elimination.

Violeta:  How about “The Transcendent Cats”, since most of us have a different gender and are catpeople?

Dave:  That’s actually… A decent idea!

Edwin:  Eh, I dunno…

Everyone Else:  Let’s use that name!

(Discussion in the blue team)

Spiritbackup:  I knew we shouldn’t have trusted that asshole!

Username:  How’d they even get our location?

Yahtzee:  I don’t know and I probably don’t want to know.

Miners:  haha brazil be like

Yahtzee:  Do you take nothing seriously?

Abe:  Everyone, we need to come up with a name, and fast.

Awak3ned:  What ab-

Abe:  Ooh, I got it, what about “Ill Defined”?

Spiritbackup:  That fucking stupid fucking son of a bitch I should’ve neve-

DeBlue:  What about, just… “Blue Team”?  My name is DeBlue, and we’re all on the blue team, so…

Awak3ned:  That’s a terrib-

Username:  That’s a terrible idea.

CIF:  Meow

Username:  What?

CIF:  Purr

Abe:  ????

Miners:  oh shit caffy is a cat literally

CIF:  No I’m not

Eryx:  How about “Stupid Gang” since all of you are stupid as fu-

Username:  Eryx, no.

DeBlue:  Ok, how about just something relating to the color blue?

Username:  “Bluegologists”!  It’s googology and the color blue!

Eryx:  Actually a good idea for once username, nice job!

CIF:  Eh, I don’t know about that name

Everyone Else:  Let’s use that name!

(Discussion in yellow team)

Caffy’s Bot:  OPTIONS:  DNA Ordinal Team, Legend Googologists, Hero Squadron

Patcail:  Is that all of the options we were able to come up with?

Puffer Fish:  Yeah, I think so.

Superspruce:  Well, let’s vote for the names!

Votes for DNA Ordinal Team:  Embi

Votes for Legend Googologists:  Puffer Fish, Jonathan Bowers, Matt Parker, Patcail

Votes for Hero Squadron:  Cosmic47, NoHaxJustPi, Superspruce

Caffy’s bot:  The name chosen is:  Legend Googologists!

Cosmic47:  That’s a terrible name, one of us is gonna die!

(3 minutes pass and System Shark comes back.)

System Shark:  Alright, you all got your team names?

Red Team:  Yep!

Blue Team:  Yeah!

Yellow Team:  (A mix of yes and no)

System:  Hmm, alright, red team, you first!  What’s your team name?

Red Team:  The Transcendent Catfolk!

System:  Interesting name.  Blue team, what about you?

Blue Team:  Bluegologists!

System:  Alright, alright…  Yellow team?

Superspruce:  !attack @SystemShark

All of a sudden, Caffy Bot attacked system shark with sharp claws!

System:  !

System would pull out his gun and shoot at the bot repeatedly until it stopped functioning.

System:  Heh, not a good idea, now you lost a member!

Superspruce:  Fuck.

System:  Anyways, what’s your team name?

Yellow Team:  Legend Googologists!

System:  Alrighty, so these are your teams and team names:

## Red Team/The Transcendent Catfolk:

PFX

Dave

Edwin

Violeta

Avatar

Ecl1pse

Reinhardt

Cirrocumulus

Haskal

## Blue Team/Bluegologists:

Eryx

Abe

CIF

Awak3ned

Username

Spiritbackup

Minershaven

DeBlue

YahtzeeMaster

## Yellow Team/Legend Googologists:

Caffy’s Bot (ELIMINATED)

NoHaxJustPi

SuperSpruce

Cosmic47

Puffer Fish

Matt Parker

Jonathon Bowers

Patcail

Embi

Dave:  I really fucking hope I survive at least one round-

System:  And the team with the worst name is… Yellow team!

Patcail:  Shit!

Puffer Fish:  Welp, I’m dead, no one here knows me.

Cosmic47:  Bruh

Embi:  DNA Ordinal… …

## (Yellow team up for elimination)

System Shark:  Alright everyone in the yellow team, sit down near me!  I will explain how this works.  Basically, each person can vote for someone else anonymously, as in no one will know who voted for who.  Whoever gets the most votes will get shot in the head.  No one will ever see them again.  They’ll be gone forever.  You have 20 minutes to decide who to vote for.

Matt Parker:  This is stupid!  Come on!

Patcail:  Do we all collectively agree to vote Embi?

Everyone other than embi:  Yeah.

(The rest of the 19 minutes was spent in silence, and everyone voted.)

…

System:  Alright, all the votes are in!

System Shark:  NoHaxJustPi has 0 votes!

NoHaxJustPi:  Thank god, I was terrified for a second…

System:  Superspruce has 0 votes!

Superspruce:  Ayy!

System:  Cosmic47 has 0 votes!  Matt Parker and Jonathon Bowers have 0 votes!

Matt Parker:  Thank god!

Jonathan Bowers:  Neat.

System:  Now, everyone from here on got at least one vote…

Puffer Fish:  Shit, shit-

Embi:  If you guys don’t vote me I’ll let you analyze my DNA ordinal… …

System:  Patcail has 1 vote!  They’re safe!

Patcail:  Thank god, I live another day!

System:  Now, it’s down to embi and puffer fish.  Each of you got more than 2 votes respectively.

Puffer Fish:  I think I’m safe?

Embi:  …

System:  The person eliminated, with 4 votes…

Puffer Fish:  \*sweats profusely\*

Embi:  dnad oridfnal

System:  ...Is Embi!  Puffer Fish is safe with 3 votes.

Embi:  Wait, what?

System would shoot embi in the head.  Everyone watched in horror as his brains flew out.  A few people even teared up a bit.

Patcail:  I feel bad…

Edwin:  Why?  It’s Embi after all!

Patcail:  Embi is still a fucking human being!  People don’t deserve to die for being stupid!  This isn’t right!

Dave:  Well, at least it wasn’t someone we know and respect.

Edwin:  Exactly!  While this voting system is incredibly unfair, it’s better to eliminate people who are untrustworthy or something like that!

Patcail:  I guess…

Puffer Fish:  I don’t know whether to be upset someone died or grateful that I barely wasn’t eliminated-

System:  Don’t worry, after each challenge, you guys get to sleep!  Don’t worry, there’s nothing harmful that comes of sleeping or anything that will harm you.  Each team has a different tent.  If you go in another team’s tent, you will die.  Before this even began, I gave you all color coded symbols on your arms.  For example, if you’re in blue team, you can only access the blue team’s tent by scanning your blue team symbol.  Each different team has a different symbol.  If it scans the wrong symbol and you enter, a spike trap will appear right below you and it will probably injure or kill you.  Anyways, have fun resting!  Because tomorrow, the challenges start getting tough.

## Yellow Team Tent

Puffer Fish, Jonathan Bowers, Matt Parker, and Patcail would all be asleep almost immediately upon entering the tent.

NoHaxJustPi:  This is stupid, why do we have to suffer through this?

Superspruce:  I don’t know, but I’ll try to get you through this with me, alright?  You seem nice.

NoHaxJustPi:  You probably don’t want to help me, she said only 4 people can make it out alive.  Pick someone better…

Superspruce:  Hm… Alright, fine, but I could’ve teamed with you!

Cosmic47:  \*Sigh\*, I’m gonna fucking dieeeeee.

Superpruce would go to sleep.

Cosmic47:  Hey, nohaxjus-

NoHaxJustPi would be asleep also.

Cosmic47:  Oh, alright, guess I’ll sleep too.

Cosmic47 went to sleep.

## Blue Team Tent

Eryx:  Fuck you all, I’m going to bed.

Caffy:  ...You realize if you keep being an asshole and our team is up for elimination, we’ll vote you out, right?

Eryx:  …

Caffy:  Exactly, so stop.

Eryx:  ...No.

Eryx would go to sleep along with Abe, Username, Awak3ned, and DeBlue.

Miners:  eryx does a little trolling

Caffy:  …

Caffy would go to sleep along with YahtzeeMaster.

Spiritbackup:  Why the fuck didn’t I see the signs they would do something like this?!  I knew they were an asshole!

Miners:  system shark is just doing a little trolling

Spiritbackup:  Miners, for the love of god.

Miners:  brazil haha lmao

Spirit:  MINERS!

Miners:  sorry.

Spirit:  It’s alright, just don’t be a dumbass, this is a life or threat situation, you understand?

Miners:  yeah.

Spirit:  Good.  I’m going to bed.

Spirit would go to bed.

Miners:  hehe off to brazil dimension i go

Miners would go to bed.

## Red Team Tent

Dave:  Only 4 people can make it out alive!

Violeta:  Yes, but just worrying about it doesn’t help you, does it?

Dave:  Sorry, please don’t vote me out-

Violeta:  We won’t vote you out!  I’m just trying to get you to calm down, ok?

Edwin:  LOL, I can’t zoom with my grandma today since I’m trapped here.  And I can’t talk to my parents.  LMAO.

Avatar:  how is that funny??

Edwin:  I don’t know, I laugh when I’m stressed out.

PFX:  Do you guys think we can outsmart void at all?

Violeta:  We probably could, but I don’t want to risk getting killed and I’m pretty sure none of you do either.

Cirrocumulus:  Maybe we can have someone as “sacrifice” and they’ll go fight against system?

Haskal:  Don’t you see what happened last time?  The bot got shot in the head!

Cirro:  Yeah, but it’s worth a shot…  But only if someone wants to go.  Any volunteers?

No one would raise their hand.

Cirro:  Alright, well, I’m going to bed.  Cya in the morning, or maybe not.

Cirro would go to sleep along with PFX and Haskal.

Ecl1pse:  As the owner of googology server, I feel I should be the leader of the team.

Dave:  yeah sure why not lol

Edwin:  Sure!

Reinhardt:  Eh, why not?

Ecl1pse:  Alrighty!  Well, I’m going to bed, goodnight!

Ecl1pse, Reinhardt, and Avatar would go to sleep.

Edwin:  Well guys, if we have the right mindset, this can be fun!

Violeta:  Edwin, no.  I really doubt it.  Void said it’s going to get a lot harder and more challenging.  I’m assuming they mean challenges that you can easily die in if you’re not careful  It’d be more stressful than anything.

Dave:  yeah what Violeta said-

Edwin:  Alright then.  Well, I’m gonna get a good night’s sleep so I feel refreshed in the morning!  Goodnight!

Dave:  yeah, me too, I’m exhausted from hyperventilating probably lol

Violeta:  Same.

Violeta, Dave, and Edwin went to sleep.

# Episode 2

## People left alive:

NoHaxJustPi

SuperSpruce

Cosmic47

Puffer Fish

Matt Parker

Jonathon Bowers

Patcail

Eryx

Abe

CIF

Awak3ned

Username

Spiritbackup

Minershaven

DeBlue

YahtzeeMaster

PFX

Dave

Edwin

Violeta

Avatar

Ecl1pse

Reinhardt

Cirrocumulus

Haskal

System (on a megaphone):  Alright, wake up everyone, it’s time for the next challenge!

Dave:  ughhh…

Violeta:  It’s only 5 am what the hell bro…

PFX:  pain.

(Avatar, Jonathan Bowers, and Patcail would just go back to sleep.)

System (on a megaphone):  If you don’t wake up you’ll get eliminated!!

(Everyone immediately woke back up.)

Avatar:  Fine, jeez, fuck off.

Miners:  brazil

DeBlue:  Miner

(Everyone would leave their tents.)

Abe:  Can you just let us go?  Please?!

System: No.

Abe:  :(

Dave:  If this relates to physical activity at all I will be eliminated instantl-

System:  ALRIGHT EVERYONE!  The challenge for today is to run a mile under 10 minutes!

Jonathan Bowers:  Oh, fuck.

Dave:  I’M GOING TO FUCKING DIE

System:  If you don’t make it in 10 minutes, you’ll be killed!  Whoever’s entire team makes it there last is up for elimination!  Without further introduction, let’s go to the track!

Dave:  What if none of us follow you?

System:  No, I’m making you follow me.

(A giant net would come from the sky, grabbing everyone and moving them to a mile long track.)

Dave:  WOAH WHAT THE FU-

Violeta:  I really hope I’m fit enough for this

Patcail:  Same here!

Edwin:  This should be easy!  I go on walks every day with my mother, I have good leg muscles.

System:  Oh, also, I forgot to mention…  The first person that makes it there is also eliminated.

Dave:  Wait, WHAT?!

System:  You’re going to want to be at best in 2nd place to win!  You may have to push someone over the finish line to not get eliminated!

Edwin:  Alright then…

Spiritbackup:  Are we allowed to vote System in the elimination process?  Because I really fucking want to.

System:  Anyways, without further ado, the 10 minute timer hassss….. STARTED!  Go, everyone, go!

(Everyone would start running as fast as they could across the track.)

Jonathan Bowers:  I’m already exhausted, what the hell?

Patcail:  Good luck Jonathan!

Puffer Fish:  I have to keep going even if I get tired or I’ll die, huh…

Dave:  I guess.

(Edwin would trip Cirrocumulus who was running nearby him.)

Edwin:  Nice try!

Cirro:  You god damn asshole-

Spiritbackup:  I am running out of pure anger.

WORK IN PROGRESS