Adventures of Super Useless Bros

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**Adventures of Super Useless Bros** is the seventh episode of Season 2 of *The Walking Dead of Life*. This is the second Lost Caverns episode.

## Spoiler

Lego Mario now falls into Lost Caverns and goes on an adventure with Mario. Unfortunately Fire Mario has gone completely zombie, and is chasing after them all.

## Plot

### (#1) Human, or Zombie?

Lego Mario ends up in a place with some junk. He finds a camera on the ground. He talks to it, when suddenly, a flashlight shines on him. He hides, as zombies are looking for him. However, Lego Mario farts. Now, Lego Mario has to run, and the camera gets tipped over. He ends up on a metal table. He goes down from the metal table into the ground. He's officially in the Lost Caverns, and he meets a zombie who wants to play baseball with him and some other zombies. Lego Mario claims that he is a zombie. But, the zombie notices that he doesn't look like one. Lego Mario says that's racist, so the zombie says "my apologies" and leaves him alone. Then, Lego Mario meets Mario! They both don't know which hole they went through. Also, Mario tells Lego Mario which people are down here. They also encounter Blue Toad. Lego Mario is pissed to see Blue Toad, because he screwed his wife. Lego Mario says out loud that he's about to kick his ass, but then Japanese Wario tells him to shut up. Japanese Wario introduces himself as a guy who speaks English and Spanish. People call him Japanese Wario, even though he's not Japanese. When Blue Toad calls him fat, Japanese Wario punches him, and says that he has diabetes. Then, Japanese Wario decides to try and go back to sleep. Meanwhile, Lego Mario is tired of all the corruption everywhere. He knows that they are all in some guy's house, and they are not actually outside.

Newspaper Zombie spots them, saying that they are humans. Mario goes to kick his ass, but Lego Mario claims that he is a zombie again. Lego Mario winks at Mario to let him know that he's lying, but it turns out that Mario doesn't like that. Newspaper Zombie wonders why Lego Mario is winking at Mario, so Lego Mario claims that he and Mario are both zombies. Lego Mario also claims that Mario was only beating Newspaper Zombie because he thought he was a human. Newspaper Zombie becomes insulted by this. He also notices Blue Toad. Blue Toad says that he is a Toad, but Lego Mario corrects him by saying that he's a zombie as well. Blue Toad becomes scared of this lie. Newspaper Zombie thinks that this is suspicious. Another zombie comes, and Buff Yeti as well. They all agree that they don't look like zombies, but they can have a DNA test for them just in case. Lego Mario says that's racist again. The baseball zombie from earlier shows up, saying that the baseball team needs help. However, the other three zombies never were invited to the baseball field in the Lost Caverns, so they didn't know this. Newspaper Zombie asks him if they believe that the humans are actually zombies. The baseball zombie says that he does, although he doesn't know who Blue Toad is supposed to be. In fact, the zombies that are present don't know what a "Toad" is. Meanwhile, all this racket causes Japanese Wario to wake up, and punch the jack-in-the-box zombie away. He's now claiming that he knows Japanese, and that his ass is fluent. He knocks down Newspaper Zombie, also hitting Blue Toad in the process, which was intended because he called him fat earlier. The baseball zombie asks him if he's a human, but apparently, Japanese Wario doesn't know what a human is. He doesn't know what a brain is, either, which is what a human has. All he knows is that he's a Wario clone. Buff Yeti just looks at the scene, confused.

### (#2) Game Over

Lego Mario, Mario, and Blue Toad wander in the Lost Caverns for a bit. Lego Mario kicks Blue Toad on purpose, still being angry about what happened with Peach. Mario tells him to calm down about the whole thing. Then, Poison Zombie comes up to them, angry. He lunges at Lego Mario, but Mario kicks him down. They managed to not get infected by the poison. Poison Zombie is still conscious, claiming that it's game over for Lego Mario. However, Lego Mario just knocks him out with a kick. Mario and Lego Mario hides him behind a blanket. They rest, not knowing what to do next, until Fire Mario comes. He did turn into a zombie. It turns out that he's very tough, and they try to fight him off. They all barely avoid getting bitten, but Japanese Wario saves the day because he woke up again. He's angry at the rest of them as well because of the ruckus, and says something in which he claims it's French. He also now claims not to know what Japanese is, which proves that his mind isn't consistent in that regard. Lego Mario tries to explain what Japanese is by saying that it's not English. Japanese Wario punches him and says that he knows that. He's still angry because he woke up, and calls Lego Mario crazy. He tells all of them to keep it down, but Fire Mario punches him down. Lego Mario tries to tell Blue Toad to get up, but Fire Mario lunges after Blue Toad, presumably biting him. Mario and Lego Mario escape and leave them behind while Fire Mario is distracted.

Meanwhile, Eggbert attempts to play a video game in the arcade machine. However, soon after, he gets a game over. Eggbert wants to get out of the Lost Caverns anyway. He's so bored that he can eat cheese. He can't decide if he has tried cheese or not. Turns out that he was thinking of one of his friends, who doesn't like cheese. He then talks to his imaginary friend about how he wants to be saved by someone. Lego Mario stumbles upon this, and asks him who he's talking to. Eggbert introduces him to his imaginary friend. He warns him not to mock his imaginary friend, and to pretend that he's real. Lego Mario thinks that he's gone insane, so he leaves him alone. With Mario now, they're both sad about Blue Toad's fate. They wonder about Blue Toad's capabilities as a zombie, thinking that he might be stupid as one. It turns out that Wall Nut is also in this scene, who gets disappointed that they didn't acknowledge him. Hell, even the zombies don't notice him, and that bothers him. He may be a chill character, but he likes to be known. The reason why Wall Nut is in the Lost Caverns is because of Zombicon. He tried to argue that Fire Mario and Lego Mario didn't deserve to get kicked out, so the staff just threw him down a hole. The only one of the Fire Mario team that's still in Zombicon is Fire, who doesn't really care about the whole thing.

### (#3) Finding Luigi

Suddenly, they see Fire Mario walking towards them, so they hide under a blanket. Lego Mario wants to fart, but he can't. The others tell him to shut up. Fire Mario checks the exposed hole of the blanket. Lego Mario farts, much to Mario's dismay, but the fart knocked Fire Mario down. Mario says that they need to find the rock. Lego Mario noticed that Mario's voice changed. Mario's pulling down his balls again, so Lego Mario kicks him in the balls to pull them back up. Lego Mario is getting tired of this adventure. Mario decides to change his voice again. Wall Nut suggests Lego Mario to do that, too, since he finds his voice to be annoying. Lego Mario refuses to do that. Wall Nut is in a bad mood, because he doesn't want to be in this mess. Wall Nut goes up to Fire Mario's body, which smells like beans. He accidentally absorbs the fart, breathing it out. Their mission right now is to get out of the Lost Caverns with Blue Toad, Fire Mario, Eggbert, and Luigi. Speaking of Luigi, he comes into the scene. Luigi doesn't remember who Wall Nut is, which bothers Wall Nut, because he knew Luigi since childhood. However, it was a different Luigi clone, which explains why Luigi doesn't know him. Luigi suddenly tells everyone that he wants to wank off to anime girls. Other than that, they continue on their adventure…

## Cast

* Lego Mario
* Zombie Force
* Mario
* Blue Toad
* Japanese Wario
* Newspaper Zombie
* Jack-in-the-Box Zombie
* Buff Yeti
* Poison Zombie
* Fire Mario
* Eggbert
* Wall Nut
* Luigi

## Trivia

* Not only is there a laboratory in the Lost Caverns, but there's a huge baseball field.
* Lego Mario eats a lot of beans and lasagna.

## Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFE67Unye58