The Infiltration (episode 1)

## Basic Information

**The Infiltration,** at first incorrectly spelled in the title as **The Infiltraction,** is the first episode in the Agent Batista series currently, both chronologically and in order of creation. It was released on October 26th, 2019, and stars FinnSully, Noah the Great, and Anthony. It revolves around the titular character, Agent Batista, and his mission to infiltrate The Boss' base in order to get the intel from his computer in order to bring it back to The Agency. The video can be found at this web address.

## Description of Episode Events

The episode starts with Agent Batista approaching near the outskirts of The Boss' compound, outside the entrance to the yard. He primes his pistol and stops, answering his earpiece and assuring The Agency that he will get into the compound. He then approaches the edge of the brambles that surround the yard, and squats down below a sign that labels it as private property. We then cut to a shot of two Standard Goons. One of them expresses his thirst, and the other offers to get him a coffee. They agree and one of the Goons walks off to get coffee for the other. Agent Batista takes this opportunity, now that one of the goons is alone, and creates a distraction to lure the remaining goon towards him. He makes an odd noise and tosses what appears to be a balled-up t-shirt across the entrance to the yard. The oblivious goon, wondering what it was, slowly approaches the object and passes by Agent Batista, who gets up behind him and holds him in a headlock at gunpoint. The Goon begs for his life, saying that he will tell Agent Batista anything he wishes to know, only for Batista to simply reply "Sorry, Buddy," and blow his brains out. We then cut to a shot of the returning Goon, saying that he has fetched coffee for his friend, who he does not yet know is deceased. This is followed by a shot of Agent Batista charging forwards, holding the deceased Goon's SMG-1 in one hand and the corpse of the Goon in his other hand as a human shield, while spraying fire at the remaining Goon. The returning Goon, surprised, attempts to prime his SMG-2, smacking the bottom of the magazine and making vocalizations of surprise and panic, before being hit in the intestines and dying. Agent Batista then pushes his human shield to the side and continues onwards with the SMG-1. Another Goon, having heard the shots and seen Batista, attempted to charge towards him with his Model 2 Shotgun, but was gunned down quickly. Another very similar looking Goon attempted to do the same thing, and is killed in slow-motion by four shots to the lower torso and one to the torso. He then drops the SMG-1 and runs to a couple of chairs in the yard that two Goons are sleeping in, who somehow slept through the commotion, one of them with a hoodie resting on their face. He grabs the hoodie and pulls it down around the Goon's neck, beginning to strangle the Goon, who squirms and makes choking noises, waking up the Goon next to him. Agent Batista succeeds in both strangling one Goon and doing it quickly enough to draw his pistol and dispatch the other before either can retaliate. He then continues onwards and is charged at by two Tweaker/Zombie Goons, one at a time, one which he shoots normally, the other which he shoots over his shoulder without looking. He primes his pistol again and advances across the bridge towards the house, killing another Goon who was lying prone with a Model 2 Shotgun on his way there. He makes his way up the steps, putting his pistol away and instead drawing an X-1 experimental pistol as he enters the house, contacting The Agency before he opens the door to inform them of his mission progress. In the hallway, he kills a Goon with one shot. He then hears another Goon exclaiming his frustration at his television console, which seems to be having issues turning on, who he kills with a shot to the back of the head. The chair at the computer desk then turns around, revealing The Boss, who is wearing a light grey shirt and aviators. He greets Agent Batista menacingly, noting that he has killed all of his guards. Agent Batista explains with a smile that he had to do it, and that all of The Boss' guards were pussies, before threatening to kill The Boss if he doesn't give up the intel. The Boss says nonchalantly that he doesn't care, smirking, and Agent Batista shoots him in the head, before pushing the chair with his body aside and putting his USB into the computer, acquiring the intel over a period of a few seconds and withdrawing the USB, turning back and beginning to walk down the hallway. He contacts The Agency, informing them that The Boss was working on some sort of zombie virus. He is confronted by another Goon with an SMG-1, who points his weapon at him and threatens to turn him in. Agent Batista, unarmed and with essentially nowhere to go, hits the goon in the side before stabbing him in the neck with the USB. Batista exclaims, wiping his hand and the USB off, before contacting The Agency and saying that he's on his way back to home base. He exits the backdoor to continue his escape through the way he entered, conversing with a Goon who stands before the bridge. Agent Batista says his name, asks what the Goon's name is, and says that the people in the house were masturbating. The Goon, enraged, points his firearm at Agent Batista, saying that he has never seen him in The Boss' Compound. Agent Batista draws his pistol, flips it a few times in his hand, and shoots the Goon in the head, killing him. He then proceeds to cross the bridge, not knowing that a couple of Goons are watching him, one armed with an SMG-1. Right when he's about to cross the yard, the Goon hits him with the long-ranged stun mode of the SMG-1, and incapacitates him. The two goons investigate, taking Agent Batista and beginning to drag him off while he begs them to stop. The episode then ends.

## List of Voice Lines in the Order They Appear

"Yeah-Yeah, Yeah I'm gonna get in, don't worry. Alright. Let's go." - Agent Batista

"Ah, dude, I'm- I'm kinda thirsty, dude." -Goon

"Want me to go get you some coffee?" -Goon

"Yeah-yeah-yeah, go get me some coffee, I'll-I'll stay here." -Goon

"Aight, aight, I'll be back. -Goon

"AAIGH!" -Batista

"Wait, what was that?" -Goon

"Oh-Ohmygod! I'll tell you anything! I'll tell you-" -Goon

"Sorry, Buddy." -Batista

"I got your coffee, man." -Goon

"AAaAAaAAH!" -Batista

"Hey, what the fuck!? Wait- I- AGHH!" -Goon

"Hey, what the hell was that?" -Goon

"Hua-huahh!" -Goon

"Eeergh!" -Goon

"Uuegh. . ." -Goon (?)

"\*Choking Noises\*" -Goon

"Wai-What the hell? Wh-" -Goon

"Auuuuuugh!" -Tweaker/Zombie Goon

"Iiiiiiiiiughcha!" -Tweaker/Zombie Goon

"Enemy spotted! \*lip smacking noise" -Goon

"Oh shoot!" -Batista

"AAgh!" -Goon

"MmSir I'm at the base now. Yes. Breaking in, now." -Batista

"Yo." -Batista

"Ay, where's he at?" -Goon

"Hey, where's he at?" -Goon

"Yo, why's 'is not working?" -Goon

"Well, well, well, Agent Batista. 'See you killed all my guards." -The Boss

"Well, you know, I had to do it, man, isa- isa had to be done. Your guards were kinda pussies you know what I'm saying? Now, gimme the intel, now, or else I'll kill you right in the dome." -Batista

"I don't give a shit." -The Boss

"Yessir, I'm in, yeah, 'm gonna get the intel now." -Batista

"Acquiring the intel, now. . .got it, sir. Copy that, yes, I did get it. Aight." -Batista

"Yes so, they were developing like a zombie test, I'm not sure what was going on there, so- if you could really get back to me, th-" -Batista

"I gotcha! I'm taking you in!" -Goon

"No!- Huh!" -Batista

"Duh! God. . .\*sniff\*. . .yessir!" -Batista

"Yeah, copy that sir! Goin' back t' homebase now." -Batista

"Hey!" -Goon

"Yo, whatchu doin' here, man?" -Batista

"Hey! Whatchur name? I've never seen you here-" -Goon

"Yea, m'name's Naked Batista, what's yours, man? Y'see these guys in th' house, man? These guys are fuckin'- jerkin' off, dude." -Batista

"What the fuck did you just say? Hey. Never seen you around here." -Goon

"I got him now." -Goon

"Ai-ughughughughughughughughugh-" -Batista

"I got him." -Goon

"G-Go in there n' check it out!" -Goon

"N-Ahh, let's get this guy outta here." -Goon

"No! NO! Stappit! Noo-OOH!" -Batista