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Damien Quinn

*This is about the Damien played by Colin Ford. If you are looking for an alternate version of Damien, please check the Damien Quinn (Disambiguation)*.

## Damien Quinn

* Human
* Pumpkin King

### Alias

Pumpkin King
Pumpkin Boy
Zombie Dude

### Species

Undead creature
Human (formerly)

### Known Relatives

Matthew Quinn (father)
Emma Quinn (mother)
Adam Quinn (brother)

### Portrayed By

Colin Ford
Andrew Astor (young)
Tobin Bell (voice; as Pumpkin King)

**Damien Quinn** is the main protagonist and anti-hero of the *Sweet Hallows* series, played by Colin Ford, and created by Bruce Campbell.

## Powers and Abilities

* **Immortality** - Damien is immortal and does not age. Injuries and illness that would have killed a normal human would eventually heal. He could survive and adapt to any environment.
* **Regeneration** - Damien possesses a unique ability to regenerate any lost and damaged tissue at an accelerated rate. As a result, he can sustain bullet and knife wounds and be virtually unaffected. This ability allows him to recover from any fatal injuries. He has been incapacitated by being speared into a wall or stabbed through the heart, but is always restored to perfect health. Damien's regeneration power is strong enough to reattach severed parts, i.e. his hand. He has also complete immunity to all kinds of poison, toxins, venom, viruses, bacteria, allergenics, parasites etc.
* **Enhanced Strength** - Damien possesses enhanced human strength. He is strong enough to knock down doors and other obstacles with a single hit, throw people several feet across a room, and literally rip people in half.
* **Enhanced Endurance** - Damien has high-immunity to pain from any injuries and highly augmented resilience to damage in general. This allows him to be able to take more damage than a normal human. Furthermore, he has also shown a seemingly limitless stamina able to endure even most fatal wounds with no reduction in his performance.
* **Intelligence** - Damien is shown to be extremely intelligent and high-functioning, while possessing some tactical sense and strategic planning. His sense of direction is perfect, as he is always able his way wherever he wants to go.
* **Shapeshifting** - Damien can change his head into a pumpkin and back again.
* **Teleportation** - Damien possesses the power to disappear and reappear whenever and wherever he wants to in a puff of black smoke.
* **Enhanced Speed** - Damien can seemingly appear near people through means of walking, he can easily slip in and out of areas undetected. He can swim at incredible speeds, completely unrestricted by water resistance. He can make himself go unnoticed in his surroundings, allowing him to freely act without being noticed.
* **Wallcrawling** - Damien can scale walls and ceilings much like a spider.
* **Necromancy** - Damien can summon the dead to do his bidding.
* **Induced Fear** - Damien radiates an intense aura of fear and death.

## Appearances

 Monster Town**Appears**

 Clock Ticking**Appears**

 Trapped Inside*Absent*
Lieutenant Lady Cola

Lt. Lady Cola was born into a family that broke with the Federation in favor of the Ferengi's capitalism based society, Lt. Cola's teenage years were tumultuous. After learning she could never be the Nagus she defied the Great Material Continuum to become neither one who wants nor one who has but one who is enrolled at Star Fleet Academy. As Chief of Security, Lady could not be more proud of the work she has done aboard the Sisyphus. Her signature tactical maneuver, The Flying V, is an homage to both one of her favorite Earth myths (The Mighty Ducks) and her passion for Women’s Studies. On a serious note, Star Fleet Academy has recently changed their program and are now calling it “Gender Studies”. If you also think this is unjust you can find and sign Lady’s petition on subspace. Lady would like to thank most of the crew of the “Sis”, various Admirals, Q, Japhy’s Parents, herself, a handful of Ambassadors and the replicator for the immense personal growth she has experienced during her tenure.
Butt Trouble

**"Butt Trouble"** is the 7th episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was released on May 15, 2011.

## Synopsis

The crew of the USS Sisyphus get's something stuck in their craw.

Even in the future people have to go number 2, okay? Let's just get it out there.

## Characters

* Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Lt. Lady Cola
* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Ensign Ch'arles Lorem
Phaser? I Barely Know Her!

**"Phaser? I Barely Know Her!"** is the 5th episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was released on May 1, 2011.

## Synopsis

Captain Baxter sends Lady Cola mixed signals as he invites her to his quarters for a private chat and a filet mignon. The rest of the crew are overcome by curiosity and recruit Holographic Abraham Lincoln to help them find out what's going on behind closed doors.

## Characters

* Captain Baxter
* Lady Cola
* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Ensign Ch'arles Lorem
* Holographic Abraham Lincoln
* Phaser Mice
Fire: The Greatest Invention of All Time

**"Fire: The Greatest Invention of All Time"** is the one hundred fifty-second episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on October 16, 2016 from a suggestion via Twitter, and released on December 12, 2016.

## Synopsis

The Romulans are up to some sneaky time tricks, so Ensign Operator needs to teach cavemen to play with fire, but without a poker... Get it? Poker? POKE ER? GET IT?

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Captain Baxter
* Cmdr. Hayes
* Cmdr. Crick Watson
* Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
* Acting Chef Rip Stipley
* Ensign Operator

### Minor Characters

* Lt. Greg
* The Romulans
* Sub Sub Commander
* Sub Delivery Person
* Thag
* The Cavemen
Andy Jimson

Andy Jimson is a supporting character in the Mask of Thorn.

## Biography

Andy is Tom Jenkins best friend and his right hand man. He's a trouble maker that finds joy in tormenting others.

## History

### February 28th 1988

* Andy, along with his friend Tom, helps Olivia with getting Bethany out of her house. The group breaks into Avondale High to celebrate Bethany's birthday.
* When Thorn attacks, Andy attempts to escape but is caught by Thorn and has his head split in half vertically by Thorn's sword.

## Appearances

* Mask of Thorn

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 **HOLLOWER FILM SERIES**
 **MOLLY BANNISTER FILM SERIES**
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A Million Billion Miles and Running

**"A Million Billion Miles and Running"** is the 11th episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on May 15, 2011, and released on June 19, 2011.

## Synopsis

Fritz reaches a major milestone in his engineering life, with drastic consequences for the entire ship. The lovely, lovely ship.

Fritzy hits a major engineering milestone, and suffers a midlife crisis as a result.
PandaMonium

***Associate Producers:***
Ned Capitani
John Meacham
Ty Phoenix
Trevor Poole

PandaMonium is a 2020 film written and directed by MJ Dixon. It's the 9th feature from Mycho Entertainment Group and a prequel to Slasher House 2.

## Plot Summary

The guys on Level 6 like to work hard, and party harder, that means the best booze, the finest drugs and hottest women money can buy. Unfortunately for them, the strippers they've just hired have come with an unwanted guest.

Jacob Jakushi, the infamous "Stripper Ripper" with an over-sized panda mask and a taste for exotic dancers, has these girls in his sights and he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants.

It's now strippers VS panda-headed serial killer as they fight to survive the office party from hell.

## Cast

* David Hon Ma Chu as Jacob Jakushi
* Oriana Charles as Arielle Walters
* Dani Thompson as Jasmine Sands
* Will Jones as Daniel Prince
* James Hamer-Morton as Damian Hook
* Lee Mark Jones as Dick Tremain
* Charlie Bond as Cindy Glass
* William Marshall as Timo Gasto
* Chloe Badham as Aura Dawn
* Derek Nelson as Jason Facile
* Tatiana Ibba as Bella Rose
* Annie Knox as Snowy Winters
* Martin W Payne as Phillip Tanterton
* Pablo Raybould asM.R. Rutherford
* Charlie Clarke as Carol from HR
* Nad Abdoolakhan as Security Steve
* Susan Lee Burton as Veronica
* Luna Wolf as Amber Hart

## Spin-offs, Sequels & Prequels

* PandaMonium is a prequel to Slasher House 2.
* Jacob Jakushi is set to appear in Slasher House 3.
* There's a mid-credit scene featuring Amber Hart from Slasher House 2.

## Releases

* Backers of the Indiegogo campaign received an exclusive "backer only" cover art of PandaMonium on DVD and Blu-ray.
* On March 2nd, 2020 PandaMonium was released on DVD in the UK.
* On June 2nd, 2020 PandaMonium was released in DVD in the US.

## Accolades

* Official Selection - Horror-on-Sea Film Festival 2020
* Official Selection - Slasher Film Festival 2020
* BIC Awards
* Semi-finalist - The Horror Movie Awards

## Videos

PANDAMONIUM - OFFICIAL TRAILER - HORROR HD 1080PANDAMONIUM - ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER - 4KPANDAMONIUM - PROMO 1 - ARIELLE 4KPANDAMONIUM BLOOPER REEL
## Posters

Horror-on-Sea PosterCannes Sales ArtTeaser PosterCampaign Poster
## External Links

* PandaMonium on IMDb

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Cleaver: Sideshow Circus

**Cleaver: Sideshow Circus** is a retro style 8-bit video game from Mycho Digital, the digital media division of Mycho Entertainment.

Demo currently playable through the Mycho Entertainment Patreon. Game set to release early 2022.

## Plot Summary

Play as Cleaver: The Killer Clown as he sets out on a quest to collect balloons, meat and save his daughter, Lil' Miss Cleaver, from the clutches of the Circus Du Sinister and its leader the Ring Master.

With the help of exploding pumpkins and human hearts the Cleaver should make short work of the bad guys in the classic style Single Screen Platformer.

## Objective

Collect balloons and defeat the bosses to advance to the next stage.

## Characters

### Bosses

* Mister Magic
* Brutus Bully
* Flame Fatale
* Uni Psycho
* Ring Master
Lieutenant Rita King

Unnamed Adoptive Mother

Unnamed Adoptive Father

Unnamed Adoptive Sister (deceased)

Lieutenant Rita King is a Bajoran former orphan who was rescued from a Cardassian labor camp by who humans who would later adopt her. After experiencing loss both real (her adoptive sister) and disproved (her parents), King became heavily addicted to space drugs in Starfleet Academy. Now, with a clean nose and open heart, she seeks to help beings across the galaxy communicate with words and also not with words, if she may. That's what a communications officer does, right?
Lieutenant Ch'arles Lorem

**Ch'arles Lorem** is a Trill lieutenant and navigation officer on the *USS Sisyphus*.

## History

Ch'arles Lorem was born as Ch'arles Wasnewski on Trill to two perfectly normal Trill parents. He graduated near the top of his class at the Starfleet Academy and was promoted at a young age to Commander and First Officer of the *U.S.S. Daedalus*. Because of his distinguished performance Ch'arles was selected to undergo an unusually-late Joining procedure with the Lorem symbiont. The new joint being Ch'arles Lorem became an incourigible pervert. His Starfleet career took a sudden downward turn and he ended up on the Sisyphus as an ensign, where he enjoys touching things inappropriately.
Lady personal log

LADY'S LOG

AUTHOR: Anonymous

POSTED: 11.21.2009

Hey everyone, Lt Cola here. After our encounter with Q-min I looked through my old personal logs and found this doozy from my Academy days. Enjoy!

Lady's Personal Log

February 10, 2368\*

I screwed up on the flight simulator again. I don't even want to get into it but they made me go first and were not clear on their instructions. I took my C+ (humiliating) and went to my faculty adviser to tell him that I needed a hiatus from my work for a couple weeks and he was just so rude about it. Yeah, I GET that this is a commitment and responsibility and whatever, but in order for me to perform at maximum warp (see, I know their 'lingo') I need to take some time and get my own stuff worked out. Officers get vacations but students don't? That doesn't seem fair.

Saturday is Valentine's Day and I think I have to cancel my date with Jack. I have to cancel all my dates with Jack. I didn't come to the Academy to make friends or boyfriends, I'm here with a higher purpose: to excel at LIFE so I can throw it in everyone's face back on Ferenginar. I don't want to be like my mother or all my friend's moogies back home, naked all day waiting for our husbands and sons so we can prechew their grubs. Last week one of the girls on my floor uploaded a copy of The Feminine Mystique to my reading tablet and let me tell you, dear personal log, that book may be 400 years old but it is 100% true.

Me breaking up with Jack isn't about me not loving him, because I'm guessing this sick, sad feeling in my stomach means I do, it's about me becoming a full person before I can turn that feeling into something constructive.

I wish this school had a life simulator.

* I decided that I'm going to start using the ancient Earth calendar for my personal log so my entries will be harder to find in the future! Ha ha.
Sparkle Quarks

**"Sparkle Quarks"** is the 12th episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was released on June 26, 2011.

## Synopsis

Lt. Cmdr Watson invents a shrink ray, exposing the crew to undiscovered worlds all around them.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* Cdr. Corbomite B. Hayes
* Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

### Minor Characters

* Subatomic Sage
* Judy
* Esmeralda
The Starship that Couldn't Slow Down

**"The Starship that Couldn't Slow Down"** is the one hundred fifty-third episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was Improvised on September 4, 2016 from a suggestion by Joe TeamValor Grönroos via Facebook, and released on December 25, 2016.

## Synopsis

The Ferengi's attack during contest week, winning the Sisyphus crew a ship careening out of control. Oh and don't forget it's Christmas and the new Captain has banned use of the replicators. If it weren't for the magic of science this episode would be grimmer than Tiny Tim's prospects.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Captain Baxter
* Comdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Lt. Ch’arles Lorem
* Cmdr. Crick Watson
* Acting Chef Rip Stiply
* Zarlene Zonalzon

### Secondary Characters

* Lt. Greg
* Ensign Operator
* Scooter

### Minor Characters

* Tiny Tim Engineer
* Jewish Engineer
* The Ferengi
Star Jets

Star Jets was an attraction located in Nara Dreamland, Japan. It opened with the park in 1961. When the park's area was rebuilt, It was a display feature at park entrance.

## Description

The StarJets attraction has been around in one form or another since Dreamland in Japan opened way back in 1961. You ride in a car fashioned to look like a rocket ship, and spin around for about a minute and 30 seconds. You're able to control the up and down movement of the car via a small lever on the inside.
City on the Edge of Tuesday

**"City on the Edge of Tuesday"** is the 13th episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was released on July 7, 2011.

This episode has been removed from iTunes, and is only available on the Improvised Star Trek Website.

## Synopsis

The Sisyphus is confronted by a powerful enemy spacecraft, and the bridge crew are caught with their pants down. Metaphorically. At first.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Ensign/Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
* Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

### Minor Characters

* Cockney Bartender
* Kotar of the Krenik Delirium
* Tartar of the Krenik Delirium
Caroline Layton

Caroline Layton is a secondary character in the film Cleaver : Rise of the Killer Clown.

## Biography

Caroline Layton married Carlton for security, he had a nice job at a accountancy firm and supplied everything she could want financially, but when it came to her satisfying her sexually she turns to other 'more appealing' men. Such as the one Layton found her with after a night fo heavy drinking at the bar.

That night Caroline Layton ran for her life, but it was too later, what she had done all these years had helped created a monster, a monster called The Cleaver.

## History

### 1990

* Caroline Layton sleeps with there Gardner while her husband is at work.
* Carlton Layton returns homes to find them and proceeds to dress up in his entertainers outfit and kill the Gardner.
* He chases down Caroline before killing her with a meat cleaver.

These events take place in Cleaver : Rise of the Killer Clown

## Appearances

* Cleaver : Rise of the Killer Clown

 **CLEAVER FILM SERIES**
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 **MOLLY BANNISTER FILM SERIES**
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Klingon for Dear Life

**"Klingon for Dear Life"** is the 16th episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on  July 17, 2011 from a title suggested by Anthony Barnaby via Facebook, and released on July 25, 2011.

## Synopsis

The search for a missing shipmate takes the crew to an unsavory Klingon establishment.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Lt. Lady Cola
* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Ensign Leopold Lackey

### Minor Characters

* Ensign Smelt
* Klingon Trivia Master
* Klingon Dance Judge
* Klingon Golden Tee Master
* Klingon Publican
* Klingon Short Order Cook
* Graknor of House Graknor
* Kurok
* Gertricia
Counselor Japhy Whitman

Japhy was born on Risa, the son of two sex therapists who migrated from Earth to study alternative healing techniques. Mammy and Pappy Whitman become quite famous as the galaxy’s preeminent sex surrogates. Despondent and ignored Japhy turned to the sea, where he became Risa’s youngest surfing champion. Years went by and Japhy wore many hats, from surf instructor, to head masseuse and then Head of Guest Relations at the Crystal Ranch. Feeling adrift, Japhy decided to take on Risa’s biggest wave “The Tragic-End-of-a-Mutually-Beneficial-Sexual-Encounter Maker” and wiped out. As he laid on the beach waiting to die a Bajoran woman named Leeta took pity on him and invited him to Deep Space Nine where he sold hemp jewelry in the hallways (much to Odo’s dismay.) Eventually Japhy hitched a ride to Earth so he could see his ancestral homeland and go native. There he studied ecopsychology at Naropa University in Boulder, Colorado. One day while on a peyote trip Japhy was visited by space whales who warned him of a terrible lack of nature in space. So, he hopped aboard a Federation star ship to help any way he could. It’s unclear if he is actually a member of Starfleet but he never really cared for labels anyway.

After some creative paperwork credited him with a successful strike against an Orion Syndicate facility, Japhy Whitman was promoted to Captain of the USS Garcia.
Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon

Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, a not-quite-prodigy from the planet Zearth, graduated from Starfleet Medical at the age of 18 and at the bottom of her class. Starfleet couldn't find any internship program that would take her, so they placed her as Chief Medical Officer of the Sisyphus. Zarlene is one-quarter Betazoid, so she can empathically tell if someone is hungry, provided that they are looking at food and salivating and saying out loud that they are hungry. (Her main hobby is imagining bad things people are saying about her behind her back.)
Johnny Laser's: Home of the Galaxy Burger

**"Johnny Laser's: Home of the Galaxy Burger"** is the twenty-fifth episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was recorded on November 21, 2010 and released on October 3, 2011.

## Synopsis

Cmdr Hayes leaves the ship to start a burger franchise, but his replacement may be hiding something. Jabel and Alex reconcile.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* Ensign Ch'arles Lorem
* Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder

### Minor Characters

* Cdr Allen Bailey
* Jabel the waitress
* Alex, Jabel’s reunited boyfriend
Yesterday Would Have Been a Good Day to Have Died

**"Yesterday Would Have Been a Good Day to Have Died"** is the one hundred and twenty-eighth episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on November 8, 2015 from a suggestion by Victoria Kathryn via Facebook, and released on January 4, 2016.

This episode features guest Chris Johnson.

## Synopsis

After saving The Federation yesterday, the crew grapples with a less exciting today. Oh and they save a planet full of miners, but whatever.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Fritz Fassbinder
* Crick Watson
* Rip Stiply
* Ch’arles Lorem
* Zarlene Zonalzon
* Captain Baxter

### Recurring Characters

* Lt. Lackey
* Lt. Son
* Lt. Carl
* Lt. Jeremy Swanson
* Sally

### Minor Characters

* Chucky the Miner
* Colette the Miner
* Canary in a Coal mine
* Miners
* Andorian Bandito
* School Children
Counselor's log

POOPDECK: COUNSELOR'S LOG

AUTHOR: Anonymous

POSTED: 10.22.2009

Counselor Log - Stardate blah,blah,blah

Hey all, Japhy here, checking in with Starfleet and letting ya know
whats going on in my life. Just got situated here on my new ship, the
USS Sisyphus. It's a cool place, man. As soon as I boarded I could
feel some real positive vibes coming from this baby. This things got
four warp thingies, so I imagine it's gotta be faster than almost any
ship in the fleet. Not that it's a competition or anything. I'm just
saying bravo engineers!

As far as the well being of the crew, I was, I must admit, a little
concerned at the get go. Some of the senior staff showed some
hesitance breaking in the ship with the maritime tradition of crapping
on board before leaving dock. This is an obvious sign of stunted
psychosexual development. Love of taking a poo is directly tied to
the love of one's own creative impulses and one's ability to create
love.

Take Lt. Cmdr. Crick Watson for example. He was so nervous about
shitting in front of us. I assume this probably comes from
overprotective parents or the fact that the kid is a real nerdy
science geek. My prescription is getting this kid laid, stat! And
"Doctor" Foggy McLeod said he couldn't take a dump because he is a gas
entity! Cool man. Embrace what makes you you but don't over
compensate. This dude, I think, is feeling really insecure and is
coming off super arrogant. I feel for him cause, man, I would act
like a choad too if I was a ghost who couldn't eat, drink, run or make
sweet love. My mission, make a brother with no body FEEL like he is
SOMEBODY.

All and all things are good for me here, but like I always say if I'm
gonna work hard, I need to play harder. So I'm taking shore leave to
Wrigley's Planet. I've been chatting online with a hot young lady
named Nancy Crater and we're gonna go spelunking for a few days.

Don't Stop Feeling,

Counselor Japhy Whitman
Tinder

**"Tinder"** is the one hundred and fifty-seventh episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on December 11, 2016, from a suggestion from @engrpe on Twitter, and released on February 20, 2017.

## Synopsis

Will sparks fly when Rip and Rita crash land, or will the rest of the crew just stop responding to messages and totally ghost them for no apparent reason I mean why even bother swiping right if you won't even send a message to the person you swiped right on?

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Lt. Rita King
* Acting Chef Rip Stipley
* Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
* Captain Julius V. Baxter
* Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

### Recurring Characters

* Pancakes Johnson
* Lt. Atlas

### Minor Characters

* Lorem's Date
* Fairy with a Good Face
* En. Sh\*t
Ligriv (earth-6)

he is the twin brother of finn

### Biography

Ligriv brutally assaults the mob bosses who killed him in revenge for his own murder and confronts Finn. During the fight, Ligriv removes his helmet, confirming he is Ligriv. He holds Finn at gunpoint, forgives him for not saving him, and asks why are all these mob bosses are still alive. Finn says he wants to kill them but will not, fearing he will not stop if he kills once. Ligriv tosses Finn a gun and gives him an ultimatum—he will execute all of them at once unless Finn shoots Ligriv. Finn refuses and drops the gun, causing Ligriv to shoot at him. Finn throws a boomerang, which mangles Ligriv's hand. Defeated, Ligriv sets off a horde of deadite zombies and Finn subdues the crime bosses before attempting to save Ligriv. The deadite zombies explode the warehouse; Finn and the crime bosses survive but LigRiv is gone.
Oh the Places You'll Boldly Go!

**"Oh the places You'll Boldly Go!"** is the one hundred and fiftieth episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on August 28, 2016 from a suggestion by Joel Svenson via Facebook, and released on November 14, 2016.

## Synopsis

When a career counselor drops by, the crew begins to contemplate their sunny futures.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Counselor Rayvek
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Rip Stiply
* Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
* Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
* Lt. Rita King

### Minor Characters

* En. Spot

* En. Operator
* En. Engineering
Children of the Gorn

**"Children of the Gorn"** is the 22nd episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was released on September 4, 2011.

This episode has been removed from iTunes and is only available on the Improvised Star Trek website.

## Synopsis

Ensign Lorem's past catches up with him, and the rest of the crew must run damage control.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* Ensign Ch'arles Lorem
* Captain Julius Valentine Baxter
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Lt. Lady Cola

### Minor Characters

* Johnny/Jeff Galaxy
* Stagehand
* Gorn Ministers
* Stage Doctor
* Romulan Audience Member
Ariel vs Times New Roman, Shuttle Lettering Best Practices

"**Ariel vs Times New Roman, Shuttle Lettering Best Practices"** is the 2nd episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was released on April 13, 2011.

This episode has been removed from itunes, but is available on the Improvised Star Trek website.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Lt. Lady Cola
* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Ensign/Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
* Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

### Minor Characters

* Nurse LaBoob
* Ensign Smelt
Acting Doctor Rip Stipley

Acting Doctor Rip Stipley is a former Maquis Terrorist who once tried to take control of the Sisyphus for business reasons (SORRY Y’ALL). He was thwarted by the crew and sent to the New Zealand Penal Settlement on Earth where he became known as quite the party animal. After one of his “Spring Swing” dance parties (in which, the guards must ask the inmates to dance), the crusty old warden sent Rip to the historic Tantalus penal colony on Tantalus V. While on Tantalus, he learned of the destruction of the Maquis at the hands of the Dominion (BUMMER Y’ALL) and rediscovered his love for medicine! In 2374, he was granted his freedom on a work-release program, which sent him back to the very ship he once tried to steal. Ain’t life whacky?!
Improvised Star Trek Wiki

## Welcome to the Improvised Star Trek Wiki

Our goal is to create a comprehensive catalog of every episode of Improvised Star Trek, as well as character biographies.

## About

Improvised Star Trek explores the strange [new?] borders of improvised comedy and trekdom in a twice-monthly fan made comedy podcast that follows the voyages of the *USS Sisyphus* based on episode titles suggested by listeners.

## Latest activity

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Video Library.
Rayna Caskey

**Rayna Caskey** is a performer and improviser. She portrays Ensign Bobbie Intern in Improvised Star Trek.

## Biography

Rayna Caskey is a queer Ojibwe improviser and performer in Chicago. In addition to Improvised Star Trek, she performs weekly with her best buds on Wet Bus at iO Chicago and Majority Rules at CiC. Much love to the School at Steppenwolf 2016 for helping her re-learn how to feel and feel freely. Her extended family once owned a funeral home in rural Michigan. She’s raynacasket on instagram and raynacaskey on twitter.

## Acting Credits

#### **Season 7**

* "Planet of the Dongs" - Kelly the Intern

#### **Season 8**

* "Mrs. Buttersbee" - Mrs. Buttersbee
* "Bonus: Ch'Changes" - Ensign Bobbie Intern
Stop in the Name of the Love King!

**"Stop in the Name of the Love King!"** is the one hundred and forty-sixth episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on June 12, 2016 from a suggestion by Jason Stohler via Facebook, and released on September 11, 2016.

## Synopsis

The Crew of the Sisyphus visit the court of the Love King on the Planet of Love, while Counselor Rayvek experiences the Vulcan condition known as FO'MO.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Counselor Rayvek
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Rip Stiply
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
* Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon

### Recurring Characters

* Admiral Damocles
* Cockney Bartender
* Lt. Jeremy Swanson
* Dr. F'Gaux

### Minor Characters

* The Love King
* Shallot
* Rutabega
* Aubergine
* TT'Rip
Abandoned Ship

"**Abandoned Ship"** is the one hundred fifty-fourth episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on October 23, 2016 from a title suggestion by Joe Redhead via Facebook, and released on January 9, 2017.

## Synopsis

An unexpected vessel brings unexpected complications for the Sisyphus; Lieutenant DuFarge has his day; Corbomite and Lorem take a walking tour.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Counselor Rayvek
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
* Cpt. Julius V. Baxter

### Minor Characters

* Lt. Greg
* On\*Lt
* Emergency Medical Hologram

### Guest Stars

* Sherman Edwards as Brian Hemsworth
* Dan Granata as Lt. DuFarge and Cdr. Toro
Man for a day

"MAN FOR A DAY" A POEM BY LT. LADY COLA
AUTHOR: Anonymous
POSTED: 02.08.2010
I.
Man for a day
Lady away
Lady will stay
herself?

This was the day
Q Min came to play

II.
Soon the boys turned to girls
(Counselor Japhy grew curls)
Baxter's dream came unfurled
And he tried to become his own father

III.
Inside time's murky haze
With a baby in Hayes
Cricket tried fighting madness with reason

IV.
When the Q matches wits
He will do it with Fritz
Ladyman is content with seduction

V.
Man for a day
Oh, what will they say?
Did we like it that way?

When the Q comes to play
Pay attention.
Ch'arles personal log

PERSONAL LOG: VENEREAL SPACE DISEASES

AUTHOR: Anonymous

POSTED: 12.04.2009

Log entries of Commander Charles Lorem

Missing since Stardate 43926

Rescued Stardate 48345 by USS Sisyphus

* + Begin Personal Log, Commander Charles Lorem\*\*

It's been far too long since I've smelled the stale air of a shuttlecraft crammed full of Starfleet officers, but as the glow of Mumex's fledgling red-light district falls away off our starboard side my old life is rushing back to me. My dreams of command, my duty to Starfleet. I have no doubt that after my debriefing I'll be severely punished for having so thoroughly and… forcefully violated the Prime Directive. I admit I could not help myself. All my officers' training had not prepared me for the temptation of Mumex's magical double-moonlit nights.

Oh Heath! Or Keith! What did you do to this stolid officer, this son of the Federation? You took my heart, and left me cradling the broken remains of my Prime Directive. I tried to resist your caveman-like charms, and yet at last I was the one to cave. And had I to do it all again, I would. And when I was done with the Prime Directive, I'd violate the Secondary Directive too. I'd violate every directive in the book. I'd violate them all again and again. Over and over.

As we make our way back to the USS Sisyphus (did that ship exist four years ago?) I'm left with my longings. My longings and these three Starfleet officers, crammed so indelicately into this steaming hot shuttlecraft…

* + End Personal Log, Commander Charles Lorem\*\*

* + Begin Extremely Personal Log, Commander Charles Lorem\*\*

That rash is flaring up again. Right on my taint.

* + End Extremely Personal Log, Commander Charles Lorem\*\*
Rescue Dog: The Dog That Rescues People

**"Rescue Dog: The Dog That Rescues People"** is the one hundred and fifty-sixth episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on July 24th, 2016 from a suggestion by Tyson Thorp via Facebook, and released on February 6, 2017.

## Synopsis

Lt. Son faces his greatest test yet. Testing.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Counselor Rayvek
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Rip Stipley
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Lt. Rita King
* Cpt. Julius V. Baxter

### Recurring Characters

* Lt. Carl
* Dr. F'gaux

### Guest Star

* Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Son & Lt. Lackey

## Trivia

* Former cast member Griffen Eckstein returned for his final performance as Lt. Son and Lt. Lackey.
About a Gorn

**"About a Gorn"** is the 1st Episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on February 27, 2011 from a suggestion by Pelle Beloq via Facebook. It was originally released on April 12, 2011. For the 5th anniversary of Improvised Star Trek a remastered version of "About a Gorn" was re-released on April 9, 2016.

## Synopsis

The *USS Sisyphus* hosts a Gorn Ambassador.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Cheif Engineer Fritz Fassbinder
* Science Officer Crick Watson
* Security Chief Lady Cola
* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* First Officer Corbomite Hayes
* Ensign Ch'arles Lorem
* Captain Julius V. Baxter
* Ambassador Klarr

### Minor Characters

* Cockney Bartender
* Admiral Johnson
Bear claws

LIVE EPISODE SUMMARY: BEAR CLAWS

AUTHOR: Anonymous
POSTED: 05.07.2012

The USS Sisyphus is directed to Ragnar IV where an experimental new Artificial Intelligence is uploaded to the ship's computer. The Federation Engineered Logic Integration eXperiment, or F.E.L.I.X., is everything the ship's previous computer was not: fast, efficient, helpful, and preoccupied with providing all crew members "delicious" bath salts. F.E.L.I.X. is a big success, completing the ship's missions with great efficiency and even starting a whirlwind romance with Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon. But the crew soon begins to feel superflous, and Fritz, initially excited about an upgrade, struggles with jealousy as F.E.L.I.X. integrates with his "wife," the ship...

(Also, F.E.L.I.X. delivers spoilers to Commander Hayes on his Game of Thrones holodeck adventure, making the excuse the books are centuries old, which I think we can all agree is totally beside the point and a dick move). Feeling the crew fails to appreciate him properly, F.E.L.I.X. refused to help the crew deal with a Laser Bear(thats a bear made of laser) that stowed aboard at Ragnar IV, which soon runs amok before giving birth to several laser cubs. The crew attempts to shut down F.E.L.I.X. in engineering but fails, leaving several injured(though not by F.E.L.I.X., Cdr. Hayes needs to be more mindful of his sword). In Sickbay Dr. Zonalzon regretfully informs F.E.L.I.X. that she needs to end their relationship, and the emotional program decides to shut itself down, but not before deleting all of the doctor's music. With their old A.I. back in place, Captain Baxter directs Ensign Laser Bear to set a course to the Sisyphus's next mission.

Performed May 06, 2012 with special guest Jason Chin as F.E.L.I.X.

Bear Claws
Captain's log

CAPTAIN'S LOG: RED SHIRT’S REVENGE

AUTHOR: Anonymous

POSTED: 10.29.2009

Captain’s Log: Stardate 48315.4

We are in orbit around that planet. That one that needed medicine or an ambassador. Anyway, Deck 14 was cut-off from the rest of the ship for and power seems to be draining from the other decks to there. Cmdr. Hayes’ revolutionary war holodeck adventure was cut short and he returned to the bridge to give a report about how the ancient forefathers of the United States of America sang instead of speaking back in 1776. Fascinating. An enthusiastic Lt. Cola and the science officer/jack-of-all-trades Lt. Watson went to check out Deck 14 with the First Officer. Hayes, I was shocked to learn, was relieved of duty by Counselor Whitman. The others were persuaded to join a growing mutiny led by Whitman and Fassbinder. This consisted mostly of whispering stupid secrets into space. The others were not compelled to join.

Later, I was debriefed by Lt. Watson on a murder that had occurred on the Sisyphus almost 20 years earlier. Clearly, a ghost was to blame for the problems on Deck 14. I dispatched Watson to gather evidence and get to the bottom of things.

Returning to the bridge, I imparted Watson’s information while I sat at Ops playing video games. I let Hayes sit in the big chair while we talked about games we like and planets we should go to. I’m looking forward to going to both the Haunted Planet and the Haunted House Planet.

Then a tug of war between the crew and mutineers began. Redirecting power from one deck to another, relieving each other of duty, and deleting personnel files, to say nothing of cutting off life support were the weapons with which we tried to snuff the other out. The Computer was sadly in the middle, but eventually had a breakthrough and realized that it didn’t want to be a party to murder (for now).

Per Lt. Cola’s order’s to split into groups of two, I went alone to deck 14 while the remainder of the senior staff, Watson, Hayes, and Cola spoke with the mutineers. I jumped from a Jeffries Tube and knocked them both unconscious.

It seems that Whitman and Fassbinder had taken control of Deck 14. Whitman apparently had been running his own revolutionary holodeck program.and had decided to start an insurgency mostly so he could quell it with own counter insurgency, or peace demonstration, or something. Fassbinder was just being a dick. Oh, and he was possessed by the ghost of the murdered Ensign Kerplec from 20 years ago. The computer was able to lock onto the ghost that dead bastard into and transport it directly into space. But Fassbinder is still a dick. Nice try, ghost ensign idiot. Guess you’ll have to try to resolve your earthly business on somebody else’s ship.

Captain Julius Valentine Baxter
Joyce Lovell

Joyce Lovell is one of the supporting characters in Mask of Thorn.

## Biography

Joyce Lovell is the wife of Derek and the adopted mother of Bethany. Like her husband she's a member of the town council. Although she's apart of the cult that tries to sacrifice Bethany she seems to show some remorse. She even goes as far to give Bethany a sedative to make the ritual easier on her.

## History

### Unknown Date

* Along with her husband Derek, she is tasked to take care of Bethany until her 16th birthday.

### February 29th 1988

* On the night of Bethany's 16th birthday, Joyce is with the cult for the ritual.
* When Olivia and John interrupt the ritual her neck is snapped by Thorn.

## Appearances

* Mask of Thorn

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Nick Wagner

**Nick Wagner** is an improviser, director, and writer. He performed with the Improvised Shakespeare Company and Laugh Out Loud Theater, and is a founder and co-owner of Very Clever Media, which has been responsible for several award-winning short films. He grew up watching TOS (that’s Star Trek: The Original Series) in syndication from his home near Galesburg, IL.
Fritz Fassbinder

**Fritz Fassbinder** was the Chief Engineer of the *USS Sisyphus*, which is also his wife.

## History

Fassbinder was born in New Berlin, and grew up in a remote mountain village in Bavaria where never used any computers, tricorders, transporters or communicators.

At the age of 20 he moved to San Francisco to take night classes at Starfleet Academy where he was an assistant to groundskeeper Boothby by day.

On Stardate 48442.8 Fritz was married to the *USS Sisyphus* in a private ceremony held inside his wife.

Fassbinder is also the kindergarten teacher on board the *USS Sisyphus*.
Beam Me Up Before You Go Girl

**"Beam Me Up Before You Go Girl"** is the one hundred and fifty-fifth episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on November 16, 2016 from a suggestion by David Quinn via Facebook, and released on January 23, 2017.

## Synopsis

The crew experiences trials, both in space and planet side, I do declare.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Lt. Cdr Crick Watson
* Acting Lawyer Rip Stipley
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
* Dr. Zarlene Zonalson
* Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter

### Minor Characters

* Lt. Greg
* Lt. Jeremy Swanson
* J.A.G. Beauregard T. Dixison
* Headman
The Uncertainty Vice Principal

**"The Uncertainty Vice Principal"** is the 17th episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was released on August 2, 2011.

This episode was removed from iTunes and is only available on the Improvised Star Trek website.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Ensign/Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
* Lt. Lady Cola
* Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

### Minor Characters

* Nurse LaBoob
* Nurse Baxter (Captain Baxter and Nurse LaBoob hybrid)
Holographic Abraham Lincoln

Griffen Eckstein

**Holographic Abraham Lincoln** is a minor character in Improvised Star Trek. He is a hologram and resides on the holodeck.

## Appearances

### Major Appearances

* "The Syndrome Syndrome"
* "The Eyes of March"

### Minor Appearances

* "Aesop's Conundrum"
* "Phaser? I Barely Know Her"
* "Calypso Fever"
* "Adventures in Spacebabysitting"
* "The Red Flag Ship"
Codename Ensign Danger

**"Codename Ensign Danger"** is the one hundred and forty-fourth episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on May 29, 2016 from a suggestion by Mackenzie Alexander Boyle via Facebook, and released on August 14, 2016.

## Synopsis

The crew can't keep a lid on it when a special ops officer arrives for a secret mission.
Thats Another Finite Mess You've Gotten Me Into

**Thats Another Finite Mess You've Gotten Me Into** is the 18th episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised on June 12, 2011 from a title suggestion by Othy Schwering via Facebook, and released on August 7, 2011.

## Synopsis

When a catastrophe leaves the Sisyphus undermanned, the officers turn to using holograms to crew the ship.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Capt. Julius Valentine Baxter
* Commander Corbomite Hayes
* Counselor Japhy Whitman
* Security Chief Lt. Lady Cola
* Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbinder
* Ensign Ch'arles Lorem

### Minor Characters

* Ensign Lackey
* Holograms
Bowl of Soup

**"Bowl of Soup"** is a bonus live episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised live at Nerdcon: Stories on October 15, 2016, and released on October 26, 2016.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Captain Julius Valentine Baxter
* Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Cmdr. Crick Watson
* Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
* Rayvek
* Lt. Rita King
* Acting Doctor Rip Stipley

### Minor Characters

* Klingon Commander
* Klingon Sub-Sub-Commander

### Guest Star

* Dan Granata as Computer & Klingon Navigator
Three Pip Club

**"Three Pip Club"** is a bonus episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was improvised February 3, 2013 from a suggestion by Justin Kavanaugh, and released on May 1, 2017.

Due to technical difficulties, Sean Kelley's microphone went out midway through the recording session, he re-recorded his lines on September 26, 2015.

## Synopsis

Enjoy this lost episode from ~~2013~~, 2373, when the crew get embroiled in a seedy starbase ensign fighting ring.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Lt. Lady Cola
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Ensign Ch'arles Lorem

### Minor Characters

* Cpt. Alistaire Cookie
* Cdr. Manny Chartruse
* Cdr. Moe Philmore
* Bouncer
* MC
* Cocktail Waitress
My Brother my Killer

**"My Brother my Killer"** is the 3rd episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was released on April 17, 2011.

This episode has been removed from itunes and is only available on the Improvised Star Trek website.

## Synopsis

Crick goes home. Corbo goes on an adventure. Everyone else goes to the Dells.

## Characters

### Major Characters

* Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder
* Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
* Lt. Lady Cola
* Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
* Ensign Ch'arles Lorem
* Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

### Minor Characters

* Jebediah Watson
* Ma Watson
* Pa Watson
* Uncle Newt Watson
* Grandma Watson

###
Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

Captain Baxter was born in space, and its vast and myriad wonders leave him unmoved. He is a simple man with simple pleasures. He takes his hot chocolate, cold. He likes to rip off his shirt (by accident) on away missions. He tends to fire phasers first, and ask questions later. To date, he can’t quite see why time travel isn’t the solution to all of life’s problem, big and small. And there is probably still a toaster stuck in his mid-section from Borg attack. He is a mixture of impetuous, lazy, and whimsical. To him, Starfleet is a job, but a job he was born to do. He was born to lead no matter how hard he fights it.
Commander Corbomite Hayes

Admiral Hayes (brother)

Corbomite B. Hayes comes from the distinguished Hayes family, famous for providing more admirals to Starfleet than another family, most recently his two parents and brother. He graduated from Starfleet Academy class of 2359, where he was a member the student jazz quintet The Federation Five with his close personal friend William Riker. Corbomite loves Starfleet and has served on 17 starships in various position, where he is convinced he rose up the ranks through hardwork and perseverance, rather than some combination of surviving catastrophe and having family connections. Since joining the Sisyphus crew as First Officer he has adjusted his definition of professionalism to include sometime breaking the rules to do the right thing, and often breaking the rules to avoid review boards. He believes that everyday is an opportunity for the crew to be heroes, and failing that, every off-shift is an opportunity to reenact the 21st century Earth drama Heroes on the holodeck.
Chris Rathjen

**Christopher Rathjen** is an actor, writer and filmmaker. During his time in Chicago he's been a member of some great groups at the iO Theater and around the city, including James Jackson, The Signatures, Ringo Starr, and The Talking Cure. He has brought Chicago comedy history to life with A Pocket Guide to Hell’s reenactment of The Compass Players and Studs' Place. He is a founder and co-owner of Very Clever Media, which produces the IST podcast. He's absolutely thrilled to part of Improvised Star Trek and, like James Tiberius Kirk, is a native of Iowa.