XM-2187

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 *The Slavic Ural Urod proudly presents...*

# *The XM-2187 Project.*

- *Formerly owned by the Black Mesa Industries ™. Now owned by the UVZD AERDDP Co ™.*

**Notable staff on the Project:**

* Dr. Chrysler (Lead Project Director)
* Dr. Edwin (Project Supervisor)
* Dr. Vonel (Project Manager)
* Dr. Heather (Project Assistant Manager)
* Dr. Calensk (UVZD IT Director)

## *Brief Overview.*

*The XM-2187 ( and its twin variants ) are a precursor to the Advanced Energetic Radioactive Disassembly Drone Project ( or AERD for short ) presented by Black Mesa Industries before merging with the UVZD Company in 2003. ( Later changing the name to UVZD AERD Co™ ) paving the way to the early variants of Obj. 5682 and VK. 6737. Later SD-TMLX "Dmitri" and SD-ARVS "Kipinski". (respectively)*

# *Storyline.*

## *Project Arquitens.*

Dr. Edwin. Allow me to show you the Final Touches of the Master piece we have created here at UVZD Co™. Now that we have settled in, May I present to you the final development of our project,

*The XM-2187...*

### The XM-2187.

As Brightly Dull as it is and how it looks, We were granted permission to present it at (---------- at -----PM----------.)

*The Russians will be there to greet us. I hope you don’t mind the Armed Guards*

### Enter Log A1.

*5/27/01*

* Dr. Chrysler: How is it?
* Dr. Edwin: The Prototype?
* Dr. Chrysler: Yes, The Prototype.
* Dr. Edwin: This project that we've invested Billions of dollars worth? It can suck my d-ck for all I care. I-
* Dr. Chrysler: I mean, we both know, hell everyone knows that it’s a complete and utter failure, but as the name suggests, of course. It’s a "Prototype." To bloody hell with that thing either way. Most of the buyers that we've *tried* convincing in the past have already began placing contracted orders on our competitors *Prototypes,* while others have some in limited production. I can't believe this sh-t man.
* Dr. Edwin: Yeah, I've heard. *"JC Jenson"*, I think? Or more formerly remembered as *"SC Johnson"*. Some idiot decided that *healthcare* and well… *treatment* wasn't working out. So they supposedly turned themselves into a company of Mass Destruction. Can't you believe it, I certainly can't. I bought my medications from them. The only thing they sell are guns and tac gear.
* Dr. Chrysler: I mean... If we fail, then our economy tumbles down with it. Our Prototypes must make the production lines if we are to succeed in doing business with our buyers and competitors.
* Dr Edwin: Yeah. Right...

End Log.

# XM-2187

Code Name: *"The Savior"*

Here at Black Mesa Industries, We have altered Time and have prevented the (REDACTED). ~~Right sorry, we aren't supposed to mention that here.~~ Here we have prevented the Mass Extinction of Humanity and have saved most specimens within our laboratories and now we are now merging with the Disassembly Drone Production line(s), Investing and Creating new possibilities within the Multiverse We have already created our first Prototype. The XM-2187.

Of course. The flaws are just a test for our development of the newer *AERDDP prototypes*, in which, they will soon begin phasing out most of the XM’s already in service by private buyers, Gov’t officials, so-on so-forth.

*The Russians have already placed a contract order to buy and merge with the UVZD Company. They want 100 units by (—-).*

*We don’t have that much time, but they are paying us a lot, a deal we cannot turn down. Like so many others…*

### XM-2187-A

Is a Disassembly Drone Prototype that was presented at an undisclosed location. No reports of construction. *Other than Mentioning a Vastatosaurus Rex in the files.*
Code Name: *Wrangler*

### XM-2187-B

A Mechanised *Vastatosaurus Rex* to work in partnership with the XM-2187-A. Brought back from an alternate realm and revived for *special military operations.*
Code Name: *Anarchist*

## XM-2187 Description(s)

### - XM-2187 (X1)

* Unknown Gender, Somewhere between 6’0-6’5
* 1,800 lbs
* Painted White with Light Hazel eyes
* No known Armaments other than a pair of Lance like Hands

### - XM-2187-A (XA)

* Masculine Programming
* 6’3
* Wears a Slouch Hat
* Usually armed and equipped with a Lasso and *1966 Colt Diamondback*
* Pale Grey Eyes
* Unpainted DDXM
* Highly Sentient

### - XM-2187-B (XB)

* *“Literal Mechanical Dinosaur”*
* Controlled by *XM-2187-A*
* 6.9 meters tall
* 13.8 meters long
* Mostly Unknown Origin
* Grey - Green - Brown / Tropical Rainforest Skin Pattern
* Yellow Slit Eyes

## *Project Nexo.*

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*Dr. Chrysler. We could pay you handsomely if you wish to cooperate with us, we gladly have you on board as my Employers have had an Agent that Succeeded his duties in another Universe. This one. We have seen before yes but we've only seen some tumbling down as hard as they could. We need you to prove it to us. Maybe we'll allow you to, hmm per say change things up. You'll get what you want. In the Meantime we only ask to do us a small deed. Prevent your timeline from collapsing again.*
*Awaken you will, Dr. Chrysler I Shall see you again.*

## Trivia.

* XM-2187 is technically Object 5682's Father, whose son (or grandson) is Dmitri.
* UVZD is short for *Uralvagonzavod* (RU: Уралвагонзавод)
* XM-2187-A is based of the TF2 item *"The Wrangler"*
* *XM-2187-B was recovered from Skull Island.*
* *Original Post - (yes BMI was an alt account)*
* **I spent 1 Month, 4 weeks, 3 days, and 17 hours of rehearsing, rewriting, and typing...** *and another 5 hours of listening to* *"Safe and Sound"* *(by Capital Cities)*
* *X1, XA, and XB **are all not to be confused with** Serial Designation X-Delta 5*