Messages - FEB 22

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> **Well, you did it again. I don’t know what voodoo spell you cast on Bob, but no matter how hard I push for it, he just won’t axe the show. Yet.**
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> Rachel to Owen, Hello Puppets: Midnight Show

## Characters

### Speaking:

Rachel Breadstone
Carla Teller
Undefined Masculine Voice

### Mentioned:

Owen Gubberson
Bob
Dan

## Senstive Topics

### Happening:

Empty threats of arson
Name calling

## Summary

**Messages - FEB 22** is one of the cassettes located within the game. This tape was recorded, presumably by Owen Gubberson, of an answering machine message logs from February 22nd of a unknown year.

## Achievability

Messages - FEB 22 can randomly be awarded throughout Hello Puppets: Midnight Show.

## Description

On this audio tape we can hear four different voicemails from people who work with Owen Gubberson.

The first message is from Rachel Breadstone who speaks in a rather upset tone, referring to Owen as nothing more than a " passive-aggressive little cretin. " We learn soon why Rachel is so irritated; Owen slipped a episode in referred to as " Fireside Chat " which she doesn't go in further about. She ends the message telling him she will be talking with Bob and Dan in a meeting, who are assumed to be the heads over the network, about firing Gubberson.

The second message is from Carla Teller who tells Owen she needs him to come down to the stage as she needs approval on a new light package for Daisy’s kitchen set.

The third message is from a unknown voice, who could be Bob or Dan or someone else over the network, contacting Owen about a ton of mail coming into the office addressed to him that contains checks. These checks are addressed to a " Handeemen Independence Fund " which gives us insight on what exactly was in the " Fireside Chat " episode. Owen asked fans to send him money so he could start a independent version of Mortimer's Handeemen. The tape ends with the unknown voice wanting Owen to call him back as soon as possible.

The last message is yet another from a upset Rachel telling Owen that even though she failed to get Bob to fire him, it's mandatory he reads verbatim a apology segment to fans that his actions was immature, and the checks will not be cashed. She ends the tape by making a empty threat that if he doesn't comply with the script she would come and burn the place down. Even though this threat is empty, the fire that does happen eventually many years later may of been wrongfully blamed on her.

## Audio

February 22nd. You have four messages
[ the answering machine beeps before it plays the next message ]
 **Rachel Breadstone:**
Owen, it’s Rachel. I gotta hand it to you. You have some balls. I mean, I knew you were a sniveling, backstabbing, passive-aggressive little cretin. I knew all that. But you really outdid yourself on this one. Episode 112? Your little “ Fireside Chat? “ I’ve been in network television for twelve years, and I have never seen anyone pull anything that stupid on air. I don’t know how you got it past editorial, you must’ve slipped it into the tape after we approved the -- it doesn’t matter. I’m going into an emergency meeting with Bob and Dan right now, and I’m strongly advocating for you to get thrown out on your butt. You’re finished, Gubberson. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
[ the answering machine beeps before it plays the next message ]
 **Carla Teller**
Owen, it’s Carla. Can you come down to the stage? I need your approval on a new light package for Daisy’s kitchen set.
[ the answering machine beeps before it plays the next message ]
 **Undefined Masculine Voice:**
Uhhh, Owen, hey buddy. Just checking in, how’s my favorite client? So, not a big deal, but I am a little concerned cause I just got a call from my assistant. She says there’s like a TON of mail coming into the office addressed to you, with checks written out to something called the “ Handeemen Independence Fund? “ Apparently this has something to do with something you said in Friday’s episode? Can you call me back, we gotta figure this out.
[ the answering machine beeps before it plays the next message ]
 **Rachel Breadstone:**
Well, you did it again. I don’t know what voodoo spell you cast on Bob, but no matter how hard I push for it, he just won’t axe the show. Yet. However, you ARE going to tape an APOLOGY segment that will be inserted into the next episode, which is…113, the Hayride. You’re going to explain that you’ve had time to better understand the situation, and that while you appreciate the support of your fans, you were out of line calling on them to help you fund an independent version of the show, and any checks they mailed you will not be cashed. Stacy’s sending over the script right now, and it’s going RIGHT in your teleprompter and you’re going to say it, VERBATIM, or I swear to God I will come over there and burn that place down. Don’t push me. Better men than you have ended their careers by doing just that.