Aki

Aki as seen doing grooming behavior

 —Aki

## Description

**Aki** is a very silly artist known for their silly ability to materialize everything they draw with the only silly downside of it is that it consumes their silly sanity each time. They are also known for their silly cringiness.

## **History**

### Early silly life

Legends said that Aki was born on April, 18th 2004 after a silly lightning struck on the silly summit of Lang Biang Mountain - Da lat's highest mountain. They were so silly that a big wind flew them in a silly parabolic trajectory to Dream's house. They crashed right in front of Dream's PC which he bought with the money he got from his groomed e-kittens. The PC became fucking silly and unusable. Dream was so mad, but it's okay. He tried to groom Aki but Aki's plot armor was so silly that Dream's mop haircut turned into a silly painting brush. The brush magically glowed green. Dream, looking at his bald and shiny head, cried and ran away like a pussy and tripped over a banana. That's so silly.

Aki then used that brush to make themself a silly bugatti and drove away with it. They tried to read a silly book but decided it was too boring so they randomly threw that book that travelled back 2 months back in time and make it flew to the USA for no reason. It later hit a random lizard man in his face, who would later founded Facebook. Which is also very silly!

### Nationwide Wanted Terrorist

In 2011, Aki bombed Osama's house because they thought it was silly. The US government did not fucking know who did it so they claimed they are the one who killed Barrack Osama. Around that year, Aki also made a big tsunami in Japan because they found flooding the anime country silly. What a silly action!

The UN is summoned to discuss who is this one enigmatic silly person. They later identified it was Aki. They also found out that Aki was the silly person behind the slaughter. The UN has listed all of Aki's crimes against humanity so far:

* Stealing Chon Risu's banh mi thit ga.
* Eating Danny's meatloaf.
* The 2008 global economic crash.
* Making Ed Sheeran a ginger.
* Luring American kids into the Mexican border.
* Double the world hunger.
* Global warming.
* The death of Harambe.
* The inflation of gas.
* Pushing grandmas off the cliff.
* Matpat's insanity.

### End of the silliness

In 2018, Aki was beaten and got their motorbike stolen by Nam Anh, Dream's novice. They accidently dropped magically green-glowing brush. The silly brush fell on the ground and a silly big wind blew it away. How silly! They then walked a lonely road to their house. Little did they know Dream was holding his micropenis waiting for this day of avenge. Their laptop got stolen by Dream when Aki was not at home. Dream then brought Aki's laptop to his mom's basement and tried to crack the password. He was so silly and clueless but then his silly brain which had stopped growing since he turned 5 popped up a silly idea. He typed in *1987* and it was the right password. He then use his tiny fingers (which have the same size of his micro penis) to public Aki's private information. Dream became a hero because of his actions and got his 15 minutes of fame before he groomed another kitten which is also public because he is fucking dumbass.

Thanks to Dream, Chon Risu went to Aki's address and beat the silly shit out of them. They then got turned into a 2-dimensional anime person for no fucking reason. That's so silly.

They later joined Order of the Cats because they have realized their kink for felines. Meg Copper kindly accepted them as a member.

## Powers

### Powers

#### Silliness

This passive ability is built-in in their silly brain. Its current known abilities:

* Invulnerability to mind reading because it will make the mind-readers suffers from silly thoughts. Might explode the mind readers' brains.
* Invulnerability to mental illness. It will be replaced with silly illness.
* Counter logical thinking. Can only be neutralized if master debaters are their foes.
* Comedic behavior. It might make people laugh. The probability to make people laugh is 0,21111111111111%.

Silliness can be counter with seriousness. Aki's brain will develop Parkinson's if someone is dead serious.

#### Green-glowing magical brush

Made from Dream's mop haircut. It has the ability to materialize everything they draw but consume user sanity day by day. The materialized paintings have the tendency to groom minors (we all know why).

#### Cringiness

Very scary ability. If compared with silliness it might initialize doomsday. Moreover, it can make.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́

nyan ichi ni san nya agirato!~
### Weakness

#### Green-glowing magical brush

If not properly used, it can turn the user into .