Bohemian Rhapsody

* Patrick: She's Gonna Be So Excited!
* (SpongeBob, Patrick, SpongeBob's Friends, The Nickelodeon, Nick Jr., PBS Kids, Playhouse Disney, Pixar Characters, and Alex Bratten talking excitedly)
* SpongeBob: Wait A Minute!
* Barnacle Boy: Where's Jenny Wakeman?
* X the Owl: Where'd She Go?
* Jodi Platypus: Wasn't She Right Here?
* SpongeBob: Jenny Wakeman is Missing!
* Patrick, SpongeBob's Friends, The Nickelodeon, Nick Jr., PBS Kids, Playhouse Disney, Pixar Characters, and Alex Bratten (Gasping)
* Mama Mirabelle: We've Got to Find Her!
* Pearl: Yeah!, Uh..., We Better Split Up and Look for Jenny Wakeman!
* Max: Yeah!
* Karen: Yeah!, We'll Look in The Front Yard!
* Papa Bear: We'll Look by The Sand Table!
* Mama Bear: And The Slide!
* Brother Bear: We'll Look in The Bedroom!
* Sister Bear: And The Bathroom!
* The Cat in The Hat: Yeah!
* Nick: That's A Great Idea!
* Patrick: Great!, Me, SpongeBob, and His Friends Will Go Check Behind The Stage!
* Periwinkle: SpongeBob!, There You Are!, Are You Guys Ready to See My Trick, Now?
* SpongeBob: Uh..., Periwinkle!, We Can't Look at Your Trick Right Now!
* Princess Mindy: Jenny Wakeman is Missing and We've Got to Find Her Right Away!
* King Neptune: Can You Help Us?
* Periwinkle: Oh!, If We Find Jenny Wakeman, Then Can You Look at My Trick?
* Patrick: Of Course!
* Periwinkle: Okay!
* SpongeBob: Great!, Can You Go With Periwinkle Check in My Backyard?, Great!
* Mr. Krabs: Alright, Everyone!, Let's Meet Back Here in A Few Minutes!
* Periwinkle: Come On!, Let's Go Find Jenny Wakeman!, When We Find Jenny Wakeman, Then I Can Show SpongeBob My Magic Trick!, Are You Looking?, Remember to Yell Out If You See Her!, Come On!
* (Periwinkle goes under the chairs)
* Periwinkle: Jenny Wakeman!, I Gotta Find You So I Can Show SpongeBob My New Magic Trick!
* (Periwinkle goes through the bushes)
* Periwinkle: You See Her, Yet?, Where are You, Jenny Wakeman?
* Kids: Jenny Wakeman!
* Periwinkle: What?
* Kid: It's Jenny Wakeman!
* Periwinkle: Jenny Wakeman!, Hey, Jenny!, Why are You Over Here All Alone?
* Jenny Wakeman: Hi, Periwinkle. I'm Sad, Because I'm Not Gonna Sing in The Show. I Never Told SpongeBob That I Wanted To.
* Periwinkle: I Know How You Feel. SpongeBob Never Got to See Any of My Magic Tricks.
* (Song Starts)

Chorus: Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality.

Open your eyes,

Look up to the skies and see,

Jodi Platypus: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,

Chorus: Because I'm easy come, easy go,

Little high, little low,

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Daniel Tiger: Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Miss Elaina: Mama, life had just begun,

But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

O the Owl: Mama, ooh,

Didn't mean to make you cry,

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Jodi Platypus: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Jodi Platypus: I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Chorus: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

Prince Wednesday: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Chorus: He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Prince Wednesday and Chorus: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

Jodi Platypus: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)

Jodi Platypus: Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Chorus: Any way the wind blows.