My Fair Kitty (A SWAT Kats episode)

Plot: A villain turns deputy mayor and lieutenant into baby kittens. The SWAT Kats could babysit them.

### CAST:

Razor - Barry Gordon

T-Bone - Charles Adler

Commander Feral - Gary Owens

Mayor Manx - Jim Cummings

Guest Cast:

Alan Agechamber - Michael Bell

Callie Briggs (baby) - Russi Taylor

Lt. Felina Feral (baby) - Jeannie Elias

Supporting Cast:

Callie Briggs - Tress MacNeille

Lt. Felina Feral - Lori Alan

Enforcer 1 - Barry Gordon

Enforcer 2 - Rob Paulsen

Enforcer 3 - Corey Burton

Screaming Man - Neil Ross

### Act One:

Alan Agechamber: (evil laughs) Eh he he he he he he he he he he he he! (shoots Callie and Felina with an age-changing gun and turn them into babies)

SCENE END

(One day In Jake and Chance's Garage scene)

Razor: Isn't this the financing ways to make it look beautiful, T-Bone?

T-Bone: Not the overboard snack of the wild wallop full of a lunch combinaion! (gobbles up the food, then loud belches)

Razor: Now I wonder who could that might be? We should check out.

T-Bone: Let's go.

Razor: (gasps) What are they?

T-Bone: Who are the slurping fur of the gross stuff?

Razor: Ahem.

(two baby kittens cooing)

Razor and T-Bone: Aaaawww...

Razor: Aawww, look how they're sweetest as a honey, they're so cute!

T-Bone: Ha ha! very funny!

Razor: Just look how they're adorable! come see for those precious wecious cutie itty bitty kitties.

T-Bone: I don't know Razor, the only problem is that Feral is going to be extremely disappointed.

Razor: Just look on a bright side T-Bone, at least the way it seems that Feral is going to be so happy.

T-Bone: It seems that we are going to be fathers, and big brothers, and uncles.

Razor: Good thinking, T-Bone!

T-Bone: Yep!

Razor and T-Bone: Let's do it!

SCENE END

(inside Jake and Chance's Garage)

Razor: Okay, buddy, so you better keep an eye on them, it wasn't pretty sure if Feral give us a reward, Capisce?

T-Bone: Gotcha covered!

Razor: Good, now get caring.

T-Bone: Whoa, Felina. You look little. You stood up a bit.

Razor: You could say this again, but you couldn't get your own way.

(Razor gobbles a small cheese sandwich and a piece of a vanilla cheesecake, then gulps)

T-Bone: and Callie, you too. But those Enforcers are in danger, and Feral needs us help.

(Razor drink glugs a can of milk)

Razor: Oh, I'm so enthusiasm alright, and things are making Feral exhaust.

T-Bone: Let me show you. Peekaboo! I see you.

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: (laughs)

Razor: Hey! I remember that. Peekaboo! I see ya.

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: (laughs)

Razor: (laughs) It's fun when we are playing together today, eh, T-Boy?

T-Bone: Yes siree. I like it a lot!

SCENE END

Feral: Where's that Deputy Mayor Miss Callie Briggs?!

Manx: Okay okay, I confess! I didn't hurt Callie! I promise!

Feral: And where's that Lieutenant Felina Feral, my niece?!

Manx: It was swell! I didn't hurt Lieutenant Feral either, I swear!

Feral: If it wasn't the SWAT Kats fault. Then explain it! Or else you are gonna get a bad reputation forever and ever! Got it?!

Manx: Well, what you look at that, Commander. (looks at a screen of baby Callie and baby Felina) Aww. Isn't it cute? Commander, come, I would like you to meet my precious wecious cutie-ful kitty babies. (Razor and T-Bone looks at a screen of TV) And how they're adorable as beautifully yet lovely angels! (cries)

Razor / T-Bone: Huh?

Feral: Then go ahead, Answer it!

Manx: Ouch! Why me!

SCENE END

Razor: Uh, T-Boy, have you ever seen any food left?

T-Bone: Uh, well I uh...

Razor: Answer it!

T-Bone: Uh, Sorry, sir. That was the last one.

Razor: Huh?

T-Bone: It's the only way to reach it or I'll reach yourself, I can't find it.

(baby Callie and baby Felina upsets their stomachs and have their sad eyes)

Razor: Aaawww..You poor kitty, You must be hungry. We should come to the market, and buy some food, Okay? Come on.

SCENE END

(at supermarket)

Razor: Did you get them all?

T-Bone: Yep. No problemo!

SCENE END

(back at Jake and Chance's garage)

Razor: We're back at the garage!

T-Bone: And we got a lot of food! Now what should we do? Hmm... I know! Playtime! Cowabunga!

Razor: Huh?

T-Bone: Yaaaaaaaayy! Yippeeeee!

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: Woooooooah! (laughs)

Razor: Uh, T-Bone, Are you sure this is a playtime?

T-Bone: Yeah, buddy, This is a playtime! You both kitties like them!

Razor: That's nice of it. (gasps) T-Bone, Look out for the banana peel!

T-Bone: Huh? Where? I don't see anything. Woooah!

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: Wooaaaaaaaaah!! Ooww!

(baby Callie and baby Felina begins to cry)

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: (cries) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Razor: (gasps) Aww no! Now look what you made these kitties cry! (offscreen) T-Bone!

T-Bone: What?

Razor: (offscreen) Are you hurting those itty bitty kitties?!

T-Bone: I'm sorry. I didn't hurt them! It was an accident!

Razor: It's okay, T-Boy. Here, I'll give them some nice bandages.

(Razor gave baby Callie / baby Felina some bandages, then stopped crying)

Razor: Aaah. There you go. It's all better now. Yeah. All better.

(kitties cooing happily)

Razor: Aww, Mmm.. Man, looks like you must be hungry today.

T-Bone: What should we do?

Razor: Feeding time!

T-Bone: Comin' right up!

Razor: Okay, kitties, Open wide up.

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: Hmph!

T-Bone: Come on kitties, Open wide up and say Aaahh!

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: Aaahh! (puts them the spoon on their mouths)

Razor: (giggles) See, T-Bone? Looks like they're getting these growing women, Actually, I think it taste so good.

T-Bone: It sure was, buddy.

SCENE END

Razor: Cootchie cootchie coo! Who's the cutest baby kitty girls in the whole wide world? Cootchie cootchie cootchie coo! Yes you are!

(Baby Callie / Baby Felina laughs)

Razor: Aww..Aren't they so cute when we are having an awesome time today, eh, T-Bone?

T-Bone: Funny. Except for Feral who doesn't wanna come to our garage in a moment. He he he.

SCENE END

Commander Feral: What?! Are you crazy, Mayor?! I can't believe that you did all the assignments mixed up!

Mayor: (weeps) Why do I have to become a slave all year long? Why?

Commander Feral: Ugh. I am extremely upset that you are gonna be in big trouble! Keep working and you can have your chances back!

Mayor: B b but..

Commander Feral: No buts! I already told you that you don't have to mess the assignments up ever again!

### Act Two:

Enforcer #1: Well, guys. Looks like this is it.

Enforcer #2: I think it made up.

Enforcer #1: You said it.

Enforcer #3: But how do we catch the villain?

Enforcer #1: Only one way to find out.

SCENE END

Razor: T-Bone, can you bring me some safety pins? So let it change some diapers a bit.

T-Bone: Speak for yourself! (sniffs)

Razor: (sniffs) Wheeew! Maan, I told ya that you did changing some of these diapers.

T-Bone: (sniffs) I smell a cover up.

Razor: Cover up? Ugh. What do you mean cover up?

T-Bone: Yep, That's what I said. An oxygen theory.

SCENE END

Commander Feral: Did you finish them all of the assignments yet?!

Manx: (weeps) Yes!

Commander Feral: Well, good...............(smirk laughs).

SCENE END

Razor: There. All changed.

T-Bone: And that's a one Diaper Duo Dash!

Razor: Uh, any got some milk bottles?

T-Bone: Well..nope!

Razor: Then where is it?!

T-Bone: I don't see any milk bottles!

Razor: Well then go bring the milk!

T-Bone: Uh..Razor....I think...it's empty!

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: *(cries)* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Razor: There there now, You are a poor poor girl, Aaaww, Don't worry, Callie.

T-Bone: You too.

Razor: Shh shh shh. There there girl. I'll get it for you.

*(Baby Callie happy)*

T-Bone: I'll get it for you too. Don't worry, Felina.

*(Baby Felina happy)*

Razor: *(sighs happily) (laughs)* See, T-Bone? I told you if the plan might working 'cause we're volunteers while working as care taking careers.

T-Bone: I have to admit, Razor. Being grown ups are ultra helpful after all.

SCENE END

Alan Agechamber: *(evil laughs)*

Enforcer #1: Uh oh!

Enforcer #2: Incoming!

Enforcer #3: Duck!

Alan Agechamber: *(evil laughs)*

Enforcers: Whew!

Enforcer #1: That was close.

Enforcers: Yeah, really close.

SCENE END

T-Bone: But let's remember Mayor's just one guy and he didn't have a good day.

Razor: Well, here's some milk bottles.

T-Bone: That's all I'm gonna need. Sorry, That is the last one. Sold out.

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: *(cries)* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

T-Bone: Whoa, no! Gee, I didn't hurt their feelings. I didn't feel upset about something.

Razor: I guess you're right! What did you do if you're gonna tell both of them to calm down?!

T-Bone: Calm down? What? Oh, wait. I have another idea. Shh shh. There there you poor itty bitty kitties. *(baby Callie and baby Felina both stopped crying)* I'll be very protective if I was you.

*(baby Callie and baby Felina are laugh happily)*

Razor: Aaaww, T-Bone just calm them down.

T-Bone: There you go.

Razor: It's okay, Callie. I'm sure if you are feeling better.

T-Bone: You too, Felina. *(belches loudly)*

Razor: Wheew! T-Bone, did you just had their food?

T-Bone: Yep, I bet I'll pardon yourselves.

Razor: Well, Mind your own way. 'Cause I had their food too! *(belches loudly)* Peeeeew!

T-Bone: Did you get a furball already yet?

Razor: No, I uh, just *(burps)* Whew! and I *(burps)* Whew! and I just got my own food. Pardon me too. Whoa, You two are hungry again. Why don't you turn on a sweet and lovely lullaby music and have some nice nap, it'll cheer them up.

T-Bone: Okay. *(turns on a lullaby music)* What do ya think? It turn it on.

Razor: Yeah. *(yawns)* You know, I am getting exhausted.

T-Bone: *(yawns)* Yeah yeah. Sure sure.

SCENE END

Manx: Aww, Did you hear that, Feral? All the lullabies are so cute. (Feral punches him) Ow!

Commander Feral: Shut it!

SCENE END

Razor: *(yawns)* Yeah, well especially if I'm in charge of it, I guess it could take so many spendful time together.

T-Bone: *(yawns)* I'm in charge of it, too.

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: *(yawns)*

Razor: You two must be tired, today. It looks like you two should get a nap, You two need a story.

T-Bone: Yeah, You said the nap is a good idea. Tell them.

Razor: Okay. Once upon a time, there was a brave warrior who lives in a Megalith City. He plants some flowers in a garden since it's the first day of Spring. So he walked through the woods, he grabbed a sword and a shield, and then he runs back to the castle. When he saw a beautiful princess who got kidnapped by the Pastmaster, He fought the Pastmaster twice as easy as much as he thought it could be. And so a brave warrior saved a beautiful princess for the best time, and then they're married and they lived happily ever after. The end.

T-Bone: Wow, Razor. You're good at this.

Razor: Yes. You kitties love this story as they pleased. Sweet dreams, Callie. *(kiss)*

T-Bone: Sweet dreams, Felina. *(kiss)*

*(as Razor and T-Bone both are lying down in the sofa with their baby kittens, then Razor and T-Bone both snore)*

### Act Three:

Commander Feral: I'm so disappointed of your foolishness. You two SWAT Kats are driving me nuts! Could these two are blubbering around the humble room in the salvage yard area?

Manx: But they did a very good job, Feral.

Commander Feral: Not today, dummy!

SCENE END

Razor / T-Bone: (snores)

SCENE END

Commander Feral: This villain who changes an any kat into an any age from young to old. He was Alan Agechamber.

Manx: Alan Agechamber?

Commander Feral: That's right! He's still a menace.

SCENE END

Commander Feral: (offscreen) SWAT Kats! Get over here right now! We need to explain about this!

(they're both stop snoring)

Razor: Huh? Oh. (yawns) Oh, can you hear me Commander Feral, sir? Say something.

T-Bone: (yawns)

Commander Feral: (offscreen) I said we need to explain!

SCENE END

Razor: Why are you doing here in this office anyway?

Commander Feral: Because, This is my office, and this is where I live!

Razor: No way! This villain changed the deputy mayor and the lieutenant into these kittens, Why else can you tell them?

Commander Feral: Meaninglessly, I'm not staying happy until you two get that nasty villain! And besides you two are gonna regret it!

Razor: Look, Feral, If you are gonna be so sorry If we we're you. 'cause we're not fathers!

T-Bone: And uncles!

Razor and T-Bone: Not to mention that we aren't brothers anymore!

Commander Feral: That's not the point you two blubbering kats- Face it! If you two are gonna catch that Alan Agechamber no matter what. Then you two are gonna get rewards! You two got that?!

(Razor and T-Bone kiss Feral's finger)

Commander Feral: Good. Now march it to jet!

SCENE END

*(running)*

Razor: Code Red! Looks like this nasty Agechamber who tries to go anywhere.

T-Bone: No doubt. Feral won't stand a chance against that Agechamber if we're running out of time in a square t-minus 30 seconds flat.

Razor: You can say that again! Plus they need our help to stop an Agechamber from getting his claws on an age-changing ray gun!

T-Bone: You betcha! Our hopes are gonna need us for a huge planet in the entire universe.

*(back at Jake and Chance's garage)*

Razor: Phew! Looks like we need you both help to get that ray gun, so then you both get turned to normal back. SWAT Kats! To the jet!

T-Bone: You kitties come with us! To the jet!

SCENE END

*(flies to the Turbokat)*

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: Wheeeeee! *(laughs)*

Razor: Woo hoo! How do you two kitties like having our own Turbokat, T-Boy?

T-Bone: Superb, Razorman!

Razor: I like that.

T-Bone: Look who's riding?

Razor: It's Feral. *(radio vio)* Hey, Commander. Looks like me and T-Bone took care of these cutie kitties. We are definitely okay!

Feral: Yes. I know.

T-Bone: *(radio vio)* And you helped the Mayor that he did the assignments!

Feral: I heard that!

Razor: Woo! Man, looks like we sure did have an awesome time, T-Bone.

T-Bone: No doubt. I would call you a hot-shot.

Razor: And I can call you a sure-shot. Deal?

T-Bone: Deal!

Razor: Mmm..We like that!

T-Bone: That oughta flip their problem!

SCENE END

Alan Agechamber: *(evil laughs)* Take this!

Man: Aaaaaaaah!

Alan Agechamber: Oh, those SWAT Kats will never gonna stop me now! Won't they? *(evil laughs)*

SCENE END

Baby Callie / Baby Felina: Wheeeeeeeee! *(laughs)*

Razor: We come so far in the Megakat City and we are in a totally triumph together!

T-Bone: And Feral likes that we would work as a team!

Razor: So, Callie. Would you like to try to push these missiles, just in case?

Baby Callie: Mmm hmm.

Razor: Awesome choice. Now you gotta put that Miracle Minded Missiles, and fast!

T-Bone: To get the age-changing ray gun back! And Felina, would like to try my cockpit?

Baby Felina: Mmm hmm.

T-Bone: Now you got it!

Razor: Miracle Minded Missiles.

T-Bone: Deploy!

Alan Agechamber: What the- Aaaugh!

Razor: Next missile! I'm gonna use -

T-Bone: Buzz-Saw Slicer-Banshee Grenade-Bolo Cement-Barrage, Away!

Alan Agechamber: Noo!

Razor: Awesome combining, T-Boy! Now let's get an age-changing ray gun! Any ideas you could combine these missiles?

T-Bone: Yep. You still workin' on it.

Razor: Then what's it called?

T-Bone: Missile Combination!

Razor: Eureka! That's it! Missile Combination! Okay. R-plus Missiles...

T-Bone: T-B-minus Missiles...

Razor / T-Bone: Twin Threat Missiles! Deploy! Now!

Alan Agechamber: Oh no! My ray gun!

Razor / T-Bone: Bingo!

Razor: Mmm..Aaaah..That feel good.

T-Bone: Yeah, real good.

SCENE END

Alan Agechamber: Ugh. What happened? *(gasps)* And my ray gun is..gone!

Razor: Looking for this?

Alan Agechamber: Wha-

T-Bone: He he. You mean more like this?

Alan Agechamber: What? Uh..Nooo! *(Razor and T-Bone beats him up)* Owch! *(dizzy)* Uuuh..

Razor: Hurray! We did it!

T-Bone: Now I got the ray gun, and when the horrible villain gets a little upset, that you didn't say goodbye, Razor! Take it away!

Enforcers: Yeah!

Alan Agechamber: *(cries)* Why me?

SCENE END

Razor: You never know, Commander. I'm sure Callie and Felina are both are gonna be okay!

T-Bone: Time to get change back into their regular sizes once it for all!

*(T-Bone uses an age-changing ray gun to turn Callie and Felina back to normal)*

Callie / Felina: Uuuh...

Callie: *(gasp)* I'm me again! Aww, Thank you so much, Razor!

Razor: Aww, There you are, Callie. Come here you! *(kiss Callie's cheek)*

Felina: Me too! Aww, T-Bone, you're back! Thanks to you too!

T-Bone: Shucks! *(licks Felina's cheek)*

Manx: Oooh, Callie, I missed you so much! *(crying)*

Commander Feral: Well, Felina. I'm so sick and worried about you. You're the best.

Razor: I guess it's good to have Callie back to normal now.

T-Bone: You bet. And it's good to have Felina back to a regular size.

Commander Feral: But I just hope you two are learned all the valuable lessons that you did today.......and by the way....Gimmie that! *(changes Mayor into a baby)* There!

Baby Manx: Ga ga goo goo!

Commander Feral: See, citizens? I told you if that might work this time. You two will have a job to do!

Baby Manx: *(cooing) (laughs)*

Razor / T-Bone: What?! *(both faints)*

Callie / Felina: *(giggles)*