Spring Fling Event 2023

The **Spring Fling Event** is an Easter-Limited event. It started on Thursday April 13th, lasts for four days, and ends on April 17th.

This Event takes place within a Parallel Universe, where Time blocks, Reset boosts, and everything else are completely reset. You must start from scratch.

Similar to other Parallel Universe Events, this Event features "Goals", which can be completed to earn various Event-Exclusive rewards, as Jelly Beans, the Event-Exclusive currency identical to Diamonds. Upon completing every goal, a new girl Pepper is unlocked within the original universe/main game (after Event ends).

## Cutscenes

### Opening Cutscene

Upon entering the Event, you're greeted with an opening cutscene/dialogue which plays out as the following:

1. (You find yourself somewhere both familiar and not familiar. It's almost like you've stepped into...)
2. (A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!)
3. (The sky is clear and blue. A butterfly flutters by. In the distance you see a very pretty...girl? bunny? skipping through a field of wildflowers towards you.)
4. Mallory: Oh dear, I'm late! I'm late for a very important festival!
5. Mallory: Are you heading to the festival too? We can scurry over together! C'mon, I'll show you the way!

You then exit the Dialogue, and are greeted by Qpiddy explaining the event:

1. Welcome to the Spring Fling Event! This limited-time event takes place in a parallel universe filled with fresh flowers, chocolate eggs, and cute little bunnies. How cheerful!
2. In this universe, all your delightful jobs and candy-coated hobbies start at level 0. The same goes for any girls you meet, and they'll pay out Jelly Beans as you get to know them!
3. Make sure you spend your Jelly Beans while you can! Since Jelly Beans can't travel between universes, you won't be able to keep them once the Spring Fling Event ends.
4. The good news is, Diamonds CAN travel between universes! That means your Diamonds are shared between the Spring Fling Event and your main game.
5. By the way, you'll earn rewards based on the progress you make during the Spring Fling Event. You can claim your rewards in the "Goals" tab.
6. At the end of the event, any Outfits or Character rewards you've earned will travel back through the portal with you to your main game.
7. Just remember, Speed Boosts, Time Blocks, and Jelly Beans CAN'T travel back with you, so spend them before the timer runs out!
8. Oh, and just so you know, you can return to the main game any time by going to the "Return" tab!
9. That about covers it. Have fun, and enjoy the Spring Fling Event!

## Fulfilling Requirements

One thing that should be noted, is that Gilding a job/hobby only costs 3 jellybeans, as opposed to the expected 10. The buff from gilding remains the same (16x Money on jobs, 16x speed on hobbies)

## Girls

### Mallory

#### Dialogue List

##### Adversary

* Let me just check my pocket watch... Eep! We have to hurry or we're going to miss the egg hunt!

###### Sorry

* If we miss this festival, then we'll have to wait an entire year for the next one! And if we miss THAT one, then... Eek! I don't even want to think about all the time I'd spend worrying!
	+ Gasp\* Ooo, my ankle... I think I twisted it just now. It's okay! I'll power through! There's no time to waste!
* This might sound strange, but... Have we met before? You seem so familiar to me. Hmm. Maybe you just have one of those faces.
* I just noticed you're not dressed for the festival! Oh, I wish we had time to stop and make you a flower crown... But we don't! We definitely don't!

###### Poke

* Oh! Oh no! Are you telling me to hurry up? I'm so sorry, I'll try to go faster!

###### Gift

* Eep, don't make me nervous like that! Normally we give gifts to our friends during the festival, not beforehand!

###### Upgrade to Nuisance

1. Wait a minute! I just remembered...the festival doesn't start for a few more days! Oh, silly me!
2. Heh... I guess I was panicking for no reason again. Sorry for making you run around like that.

##### Nuisance

* I'm Mallory, by the way. If you see me checking the time a lot, it's only because I'm VERY concerned about being punctual.

###### Sorry

* I suppose we have more time than we thought. We should make good use of it! How about I make you a yummy carrot cake? All I need is... Well, carrots! And a pan. It's truly as easy as pie.
* Oh my goodness, I almost forgot about Daylight Savings Time! Did the clocks go forward or back? Oh, I'm so confused!
* There's a lot of darkness and sadness during the winter, but knowing that spring will always return gives me so much hope.
* You look sort of perplexed. It's like you wandered in from a different universe or something.. Teehee! Does everything seem a lot brighter and more colorful?
* If we miss this festival, then we'll have to wait an entire year for the next one! And if we miss THAT one, then... Eek! I don't even want to think about all the time I'd spend worrying!

###### Poke

* Oh! Oh no! Are you telling me to hurry up? I'm so sorry, I'll try to go faster!

###### Gift

* Eep, don't make me nervous like that! Normally we give gifts to our friends during the festival, not beforehand!

###### Upgrading to Frenemy

1. So who are you, anyway? Why are your ears so small? And where's your tail?
2. Omigosh, I didn't mean to be rude! I'm really sorry if it's a sensitive subject. You don't have to answer!

##### Frenemy

* I think you're the nicest bunny in the whole world! I mean, you're not really a bunny I suppose, but still. It's hard to imagine anyone being nicer than you.

###### Sorry

* I know we just met, but I can already tell that you're what they call a "good egg.”
* This is the perfect time of year for spring cleaning - it's even in the name! Let’s tackle it together. I'll sweep, and you can hold the dust pan!
* There's a lot of darkness and sadness during the winter, but knowing that spring will always return gives me so much hope.
* Do you think we have time to stop at the candy store? I'm craving chocolate. And jelly beans. And marshmallows. Combine them all in a big bowl and you've got a delicious trail mix!
* Would you like to play tic-tac-toe with me? We can use jelly beans! You play as black licorice and I'll be yellow banana. Because I ate all the other colors.
* I'm a little sleepy. Would it be okay if I - \*Yawwnn\* - took a little nap? Do you promise to wake me up in time for the festival?
* Do you have lots of friends where you come from? We should invite them to the festival! Unless... I don't want to stress anybody out by inviting them on such short notice!
* Wow, you have so many interesting hobbies! You're not just trying to kill time, are you? There’s hardly enough of it as it is!
* Oh my goodness, I almost forgot about Daylight Savings Time! Did the clocks go forward or back? Oh, I'm so confused!
* I suppose we have more time than we thought. We should make good use of it! How about I make you a yummy carrot cake? All I need is... Well, carrots! And a pan. It's truly as easy as pie.
* You look sort of perplexed. It's like you wandered in from a different universe or something.. Teehee! Does everything seem a lot brighter and more colorful?

###### Gift

* Wow, you're such a generous bunny! Thank you! I promise I'll get something for you before the festival!

###### Poke

* EEEK! Don't do that! I'm super ticklish behind my bunny ears! Ahahaha!

###### Upgrading to Acquaintance

1. Goodness, you're so busy! And yet you seem to manage your time really well. Do you think maybe you could...teach me?
2. Yay! I'll feel so much better once I learn your super-scheduling secrets. And once that's done, I'll make soup!

##### Acquaintance

* It's hard to explain, but I feel a kind of... Connection to you. Like maybe, somehow, we were important to each other in a different life, or I met you before in a dream. Weird, huh?

###### Talk

* I'm a little sleepy. Would it be okay if I - \*Yawwnn\* - took a little nap? Do you promise to wake me up in time for the festival?
* I know we just met, but I can already tell that you're what they call a "good egg.”
* This is the perfect time of year for spring cleaning - it's even in the name! Let’s tackle it together. I'll sweep, and you can hold the dust pan!
* Do you think we have time to stop at the candy store? I'm craving chocolate. And jelly beans. And marshmallows. Combine them all in a big bowl and you've got a delicious trail mix!
* Would you like to play tic-tac-toe with me? We can use jelly beans! You play as black licorice and I'll be yellow banana. Because I ate all the other colors.

###### Gift

* Wow, you're such a generous bunny! Thank you! I promise I'll get something for you before the festival!

###### Poke

* EEEK! Don't do that! I'm super ticklish behind my bunny ears! Ahahaha!

###### Upgrading to Friendzoned

1. Do you ever look back on the choices you've made and wonder... What if? Like, maybe there's a version of you who picked A instead of B, and now they're living in an alternate timeline where everything's different...
2. I hope I'm not being too existential for you. I just think it's a really interesting concept!

##### Friendzoned

* I just saw the most adorable little mouse eating strawberries in the garden! I thought about sitting down to eat some too, but I was worried I'd lose track of time...

###### Talk

* I had this horrible dream that I fell down a rabbit hole and a bunch of giant chess pieces started chasing me! I'm pretty good at chess, though. If they'd played by the rules I think I could have won!
* I could make us some tea if you like! Dandelion tea is very good for you, and there's no shortage of dandelions around here! They're such a useful and pretty flower!
* The forecast is calling for rain this week. You know what they say: April showers bring May flowers! I just hope there isn't any scary thunder...
* I can't believe how much spam mail I've been getting lately. Listen to this! "The dark truth about Marshmallow Cheeps..." Then it's just a bunch of chick and egg emojis!
* l ordered us some pizza, and they said if it's not here in thirty minutes or less, it's free! I never thought I'd hope for something to run late, but here we are. Heehee!
* I'm thinking about taking up knitting. Then I could knit you a sweater! I've already got access to loads of Angora wool, so all I really need is some knitting needles.

###### Gift

* You're sweeter than a Marshmallow Cheep! And cuter than one, too!

###### Poke

* EEEK! Don't do that! I'm super ticklish behind my bunny ears! Ahahaha!

###### Upgrading to Awkward Besties

1. I've been having so much fun with you. And they say time flies when you’re having fun. Which means... Oh no! THE FESTIVAL!
2. Oh, phew. There’s still lots of time. But ?m definitely going to be keeping an eye on the clock, and so should you!

##### Awkward Besties

* Do you ever feel like it's five o'clock, but when you check it's really seven? Or maybe you think you've been waiting an hour, but it's only been twenty minutes? Yeah, time is hard.

###### Flirt

* Potatoes really are the most versatile vegetable. You can boil them, mash them, stick them in... An alarm clock, as a battery! If that's not eco-friendly, I don't know what is.
* I could make us some tea if you like! Dandelion tea is very good for you, and there's no shortage of dandelions around here! They're such a useful and pretty flower!
* I'm thinking about taking up knitting. Then I could knit you a sweater! I've already got access to loads of Angora wool, so all I really need is some knitting needles.
* I can't believe how much spam mail I've been getting lately. Listen to this! "The dark truth about Marshmallow Cheeps..." Then it's just a bunch of chick and egg emojis!
* I love springtime. The fresh new grass, the blooming flowers, the sweet little baby animals. Eee!
* I keep having these weird dreams where potatoes are yelling at me. I didn't know my subconscious felt so strongly about root vegetables...
* l ordered us some pizza, and they said if it's not here in thirty minutes or less, it's free! I never thought I'd hope for something to run late, but here we are. Heehee!

###### Gift

* You're sweeter than a Marshmallow Cheep! And cuter than one, too!

###### Poke

* EEEK! Don't do that! I'm super ticklish behind my bunny ears! Ahahaha!

###### Upgrading to Crush

1. You may not know exactly how you ended up here, but I'm glad you did. It feels right that we're in each other's lives.
2. You feel it too? That's incredible! It really does seem like fate brought us together.

##### Crush

* Did you say something? Sorry, I found myself with more cotton candy than I could carry so I decided to store some of it in my ears.

###### Flirt

* Have you met any of the other bunnies yet? I think you'd like them. And I know they'll like you, because I do.
* Oh, whoaahh... Um, I'm fine! I just got a little dizzy from hopping around so quickly.
* WHAT TIME IS IT!? Oh, whew... I suddenly remembered I'd forgotten to check, and I was worried we might be running late again. Or...for the first time, I guess.
* You’re so fun to be around. I could spend all day with you! But first I’d have to check my calendar and make sure there wasn’t somewhere I needed to be.
* Here's a lifehack: you can use the clock app on your phone to set a reminder to wind up your pocket watch! I also suggest setting an alarm clock to remind you to charge up your phone.

###### Gift

* Oh, thank you... Thank you SO much! You're so generous and sweet and wonderful I can hardly believe you're real.

###### Poke

* EEEK! Don't do that! I'm super ticklish behind my bunny ears! Ahahaha!

###### Upgrading to Sweetheart

1. I had a terrible dream that all the painted eggs disappeared! Everybunny was frantically searching all over for them!
2. Huh... I guess that wasn't so much a “nightmare” as it was a regular dream about the annual egg hunt...

##### Sweetheart

* Brrr. The sun is warm, but the wind is chilly! Do you think I have time to grab a sweater before the festival starts?

###### Flirt

* WHAT TIME IS IT!? Oh, whew... I suddenly remembered I'd forgotten to check, and I was worried we might be running late again. Or...for the first time, I guess.
* Have you met any of the other bunnies yet? I think you'd like them. And I know they'll like you, because I do.
* Oh, whoaahh... Um, I'm fine! I just got a little dizzy from hopping around so quickly.
* Bunnies really like to be held closely, fully supported, snuggled up against your chest... just in case you didn’t know

###### Gift

* Oh, thank you... Thank you SO much! You're so generous and sweet and wonderful I can hardly believe you're real.

###### Poke

* Teehee! It feels like butterflies are kissing my skin. It's very sweet.

###### Upgrading to Girlfriend

1. It's hard to think about the future when the present is so rapidly turning into the past. But you... You make it easy for me to live in the moment.
2. No matter if we're late for the festival or not, I just hope you know... I'm having the best time with you.

##### Girlfriend

* You have a face that could stop a clock! Wait, is that saying meant to be a compliment or an insult? Because I definitely meant it as a compliment! I think you’re very attractive!

###### Flirt

* When we met, I thought I was running late. It turns out I was actually in the exact right place at the exact right time. I love you.
* Maybe it wouldn't be so horribly terrible if we were a just a tiny bit late. Some would even call it fashionable, right? As long as we're together, that's what matters!
* No matter how late you are... The important thing is that you show up, right?
* Bunnies really like to be held closely, fully supported, snuggled up against your chest... just in case you didn’t know
* Let's spend some time outside today. I want to enjoy the nice warm sunshine for a while. And I truly don't even want to look at my watch.
* Teehee... I'm feeling extra soft and fluffy today. Would you like to pet me and see?
* It looks like it might rain tonight. Do you think there'll be, um... Thunder and lightning? I'm just a little anxious during storms, that's all. You'll stay with me, won't you?

###### Gift

* This is... Wow. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, and I'll treasure it until the end of time.

###### Poke

* Teehee! It feels like butterflies are kissing my skin. It's very sweet.

###### Upgrading to Lover

1. I... I've never been so relaxed before in all my life. I haven't looked at my pocket watch in...
2. Wow! I actually have no idea how long it's been! Normally that would freak me out, but not anymore. Not with you by my side. So... Thank you.

##### Lover

* I saw a shooting star last night! I was going to wish on it, but then I realized... I already have everything I could ever wish for. I have you.

###### Seduce

* When bunnies fall in love, they develop a lasting bond. They want to stay with their mate for the rest of eternity. And that... That’s how I feel about you.
* If tulips were teacups... we could drink morning dew out of them! Let’s set our alarm clocks for sunrise and try it tomorrow?
* I've truly fallen floppy-ears over fluffy-feets for you. Not in a literal sense... Falling like that would be terrible!
* I saw an ad online for chickens! Can you just imagine having your own fresh eggs to paint every day? Eee! Help me keep an eye out for the delivery truck, will you?
* And they lived hoppily ever after... Teehee, I'm talking about me and you, silly!
* So... I may have purchased too many fresh fruits and vegetables at the farmer's market. Way too many. The good news is that now we can get everybunny together for a gigantic spring-themed feast!
* My dream house is carved out of a big tree in a forest that's a hundred acres big, with a vegetable garden all my own! But most importantly, there's somebunny special to share it with.
* I’ve always been sort of scared of the passage of time. But when I’m with you, time just stops. I only wish I could live in this one magical moment forever.
* What's your favorite place in the world? All winter long, mine was my burrow. But now that spring is here I think it's the meadow. Or maybe your arms!
* I'm planning my dream garden! Would you like to help? Couples who compost together, stay together!

###### Gift

* This is... Wow. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, and I'll treasure it until the end of time.

###### Poke

* Teehee! It feels like butterflies are kissing my skin. It's very sweet.

##### Dates

* **[Moonlit Stroll]** The stars were beautiful, and I really enjoyed your company. That date was definitely worth staying up for, even if I am going to be late for bedtime!
* **[Beach]** Today made me so happy. The warm sand, the shining sun... The beautiful painted eggs on the shore! I hope you had a really fun day, too.
* **[Sightseeing]** It's so nice to get outside and enjoy the sights! I developed a real case of cabin fever over the winter, so now that it's spring, I want to spend ALL my time outdoors!
* **[Movie Theater]** I want to say a special thank you for making sure we arrived at the theater on time. I really hate missing the trailers!

### Karma

#### Dialogue List

##### First Meeting

1. (You're sitting beside a duck pong, watching the ducks and their fluffy yellow babies drift across the water's surface, when you hear footsteps in the grass. A woman comes to sit beside you.)
2. Karma: Hello, gorgeous. Did you come from far away to enjoy the festival?
3. Karma: How lucky we are to have somebunny new to celebrate this season of romance and sensuality with!
4. (Romance and sensuality? You're all about that life! Maybe this beautiful woman will teach you more about the mysterious "festival" too?)

##### Adversary

* What could be more romantic than this? The floral scent in the air... The hope for warmer days... Life, flourishing in renewal... And we all know what bunnies are best known for!

###### Sorry

* \*giggle\* Oh my. I can sense your destiny. It is, how do they say? Swollen? Swole? One of these.
* I don't know about "the Chosen One", but you are an esteemed and very welcome guest, which is kind of the same thing, heehee!
* Oh Gorgeous, look at your Chakras! You are filled with love, but it is a whirling storm of cotton candy and pickup lines. You must find Sexy Inner Peace! Perhaps try stopping to smell the flowers!
* What's this about a prophecy concerning a Dark Portal? The only portal I am aware of is the enchanted one that brought you here, and that one smells like daisies and marshmallow sugar!

###### Gift

* It is too bad there are only 16 different kinds of gifts in this world, yes?

###### Poke

* Oh! We must work on your gracefulness, Gorgeous. That made my nose twitch... and not in the good way!

###### Upgrading to Nuisance

1. We bunnies do look forward to and enjoy all the familiar trimmings of our celebration of spring, but I must say...
2. To know that our festivities include a special guest for the first time? Why, that just makes everything as fresh as morning dew!

##### Nuisance

* It is a great blessing for me to be chosen as the host of our festivities. Of course there is much to do, but Nature does not hurry herself, and I shall not either!

###### Sorry

* How strange! You have a very potent Sexy Chakra for our idyllic little meadow. That is a rare talent! You really ARE special.
* \*giggle\* Oh my. I can sense your destiny. It is, how do they say? Swollen? Swole? One of these.
* I must admit, you are the perfect level of Chibi to fit right in here among the fluffy lambs and fuzzy ducklings!
* Our world is one of many mysteries: like how do the rabbits here lay eggs, and why instead of hatching, are they filled with chocolate and fondant?
* If you'd like to really make a difference, you can start by suggesting new places to hide eggs for our hunt! After so many seasons doing it myself, the other bunnies know all my hiding spots!

###### Gift

* It is too bad there are only 16 different kinds of gifts in this world, yes?]

###### Poke

* Oh! We must work on your gracefulness, Gorgeous. That made my nose twitch... and not in the good way!

###### Upgrading to Frenemy

1. It is such a joy to have you here! Sometimes bunnies carry on traditions just because they always have, without giving why a second thought.
2. Getting to share the stories behind our customs with a newcomer has renewed my own appreciation!

##### Frenemy

* \*giggle\* Well, I can't argue with your taste in lovers. I sense many lovely bunnies will be hopping into your heart before this festival is through!

###### Sorry

* Hey - I want you to know that you are an excellent friend! Your Friend Chakra is shiny and strong, like a freshly painted egg!
* Think of this as level building before time runs out and you are whisked away once more! Grind those levels! Oh wait, I didn't mean "grind”. Hahaha!
* Come my Gorgeous! Let us frolic in the meadow and do Sexy Yoga to free your mind and limber your body.
* If you'd like to really make a difference, you can start by suggesting new places to hide eggs for our hunt! After so many seasons doing it myself, the other bunnies know all my hiding spots!
* I can sense that disaster has played a major role in your relationships before you came here. But it doesn't have to! Try just asking a pretty bunny to go on a picnic!
* Our world is one of many mysteries: like how do the rabbits here lay eggs, and why instead of hatching, are they filled with chocolate and fondant?
* Can friends be lovers? Can lovers be friends? These are the mysteries of love. They are fun mysteries, no? Almost as fun as wondering what the birds have to do with the bees!
* You have seen how your words can shape your reality. Speak with confidence!
* Ahh! I sense the Friendzone is not a hurdle for you. Most wonderful! You prevail where many fail! I bet that tenacity serves you very well when time is short and the seasonal tasks are as plentiful!
* How strange! You have a very potent Sexy Chakra for our idyllic little meadow. That is a rare talent! You really ARE special.
* I must admit, you are the perfect level of Chibi to fit right in here among the fluffy lambs and fuzzy ducklings!

###### Gift

* Ten thousand thanks, Gorgeous! You give gifts like a mythical bunny god!

###### Poke

* Eek! Stop stop stop! I am so ticklish! You cad!

###### Upgrading to Acquaintance

1. You are a talented student, Gorgeous! Perhaps when the festivities have concluded we can switch roles and you can teach me a few things.
2. That is a verbal contract! No take-backsies! Tee hee!

##### Acquaintance

* There's eggs to paint, jelly beans to plant, fuzzy baby animals to make videos of... Oh, and that pesky overdue paperwork I owe the mayor. If you haven't met her yet, you will soon...

###### Talk

* Hey - I want you to know that you are an excellent friend! Your Friend Chakra is shiny and strong, like a freshly painted egg!
* I can sense that disaster has played a major role in your relationships before you came here. But it doesn't have to! Try just asking a pretty bunny to go on a picnic!
* Can friends be lovers? Can lovers be friends? These are the mysteries of love. They are fun mysteries, no? Almost as fun as wondering what the birds have to do with the bees!
* You have seen how your words can shape your reality. Speak with confidence!
* Ahh! I sense the Friendzone is not a hurdle for you. Most wonderful! You prevail where many fail! I bet that tenacity serves you very well when time is short and the seasonal tasks are as plentiful!

###### Gift

* Ten thousand thanks, Gorgeous! You give gifts like a mythical bunny god!

###### Poke

* Eek! Stop stop stop! I am so ticklish! You cad!

###### Upgrading to Friendzoned

1. Oh, listen to me twittering on about myself and our bunny traditions! I haven't even paused to ask if you celebrate any special seasons!
2. My! I have never heard of this Spooky Season or Frosty Season you mention! What wonderful journeys this portal of yours has taken you on!

##### Friendzoned

* Have you ever microwaved a Marshmallow Cheep? They grow into even puffier, fluffier versions of themselves! How sweet!

###### Talk

* Let us try some breathing exercises! Let me put my hands on your chest to help pace you. We can take turns, if you like! Picture you are blowing the seeds from a dandelion...
* The mayor says we can't have this festival without the right paperwork. But honestly, do bees need a permit to pollinate, or lambs a permit to frolic? Why should bunnies need one to celebrate spring?
* You are a dazzling star! Never doubt how brightly you can shine!
* Nearly all bunnies worry about the shape of their ears. But each one is beautiful! Learn to show them that!
* Meditate with me. Sit in the spring sunshine and repeat this mantra: "Little Bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest..."
* Tee hee! I have the urge to scribble your name on every egg I paint. I think I have what the children call "the crush”.

###### Gift

* Great goddess of spring! I do not live a material existence, and even I am bashful at your gifts, Gorgeous!

###### Poke

* Eek! Stop stop stop! I am so ticklish! You cad!

###### Upgrading to Awkward Besties

1. Have you shown love and tenderness to any of my fellow bunnies today? I don't want them to feel neglected.
2. That eases my heart. To make this festival the hoppiest it can be, we must all work together!

##### Awkward Besties

* Your aura is so warm and sweet. And seasonally pink!

###### Flirt

* Oh my! I have smiled so much with you, my cheeks are sore! What a delightful discomfort!
* Feel free to grasp me from behind and nuzzle my neck. That's not a part of the festivities or anything, it's just for me.
* You are a dazzling star! Never doubt how brightly you can shine!
* Meditate with me. Sit in the spring sunshine and repeat this mantra: "Little Bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest...”
* Now that today's to-do list is complete--other than that pesky paperwork--we can just hang out if you want. Would you like a massage?
* Nearly all bunnies worry about the shape of their ears. But each one is beautiful! Learn to show them that!
* Tee hee! I have the urge to scribble your name on every egg I paint. I think I have what the children call "the crush”.

###### Gift

* Great goddess of spring! I do not live a material existence, and even I am bashful at your gifts, Gorgeous!

###### Poke

* Eek! Stop stop stop! I am so ticklish! You cad!

###### Upgrading to Crush

1. BEAUTIFUL! Oh my goodness. You make my foot thump with happiness, you're so good at this event planning thing.
2. You must tell me all about these other customs. I am most curious about using cookies and candy to build houses! Can it be any kind of candy? Would jelly beans suffice?

##### Crush

* Hug me tightly, and feel the warmth and shape of me. Embrace me and fill the basket of my joy!

###### Flirt

* I expect that all of the bunny girls here will fall in love with you. You are VERY attractive.
* Gorgeous, I need your hands for a small favour. Don't worry, you won't be crawling around in damp grass or prickly bushes!
* Oh! I have a deep hunger... For pastel colored sweets. I must have them!
* I could spend all day just staring into your eyes, my Gorgeous. But that might put me behind schedule on preparations, so... Lunch?
* I admit that I have a weakness for Chai. I put it in everything. Even my birds nest cookies!

###### Gift

* It is too much Gorgeous! An endless outpouring of gifts! How can I even enjoy each one?!

###### Poke

* Eek! Stop stop stop! I am so ticklish! You cad!

###### Upgrading to Sweetheart

1. Something tells me you're very dependable in world-ending crises of good vs. evil and love vs. despair. I hope planning a spring celebration with us little bunnies isn't too low stakes for you!
2. You're right! High stakes, low stakes, what really matters here are the cute girls you meet along the way!

##### Sweetheart

* Come! Let us dance! And sing! And love! And laugh! This, as they say, is the "reason for the season"!

###### Flirt

* Gorgeous, I need your hands for a small favour. Don't worry, you won't be crawling around in damp grass or prickly bushes!
* I admit that I have a weakness for Chai. I put it in everything. Even my birds nest cookies!
* I love your laugh, Gorgeous! Also your cry. And your stank face. I love it all!
* Oh! I have a deep hunger... For pastel colored sweets. I must have them!

###### Gift

* It is too much Gorgeous! An endless outpouring of gifts! How can I even enjoy each one?!

###### Poke

* OOOH! That got rather personal for a moment there! Well, don't stop now...

###### Upgrading to Girlfriend

1. When I look into your eyes, I see so much mystery and depth... Also, your sclera is a little bloodshot. Were you up all night trying to complete those "event goals" of yours again?
2. Hahaha! I am kidding, Gorgeous. I know that you were up all night hiding eggs and pining over me. Tee hee!

##### Girlfriend

* Why DO birds suddenly appear every time you are near, Gorgeous? Look! There they are again!

###### Flirt

* Oh Gorgeous, I swoon in your arms! I wander in your eyes! I imagine all sorts of inappropriate things when you're around!
* You crept into my dreams last night. Actually, about 100 of you did. And here I thought only bunnies multiplied!
* Give peace a chance! Also, disco music. It's fun to dance to!
* I feel as light as a dandelion seed floating on the breeze when I'm around you!
* I love your laugh, Gorgeous! Also your cry. And your stank face. I love it all!
* Bunnies looove to be stroked behind their ears. Would you like me to show you how?
* I sense the fire of summer love, the ice of winter patience, the earth of fall security, and the air of spring joy within you, Gorgeous.

###### Gift

* Puurrrrrr! (Yes, bunnies DO purr!) Thank you so much, Gorgeous. Your generosity is a force of nature!

###### Poke

* OOOH! That got rather personal for a moment there! Well, don't stop now...

###### Upgrading to Lover

1. It has been so fun sharing our customs with you, visitor! I only wish you could stay...
2. But much like the spring blossoms on the trees, sometimes what makes a thing special is the fact that it is only with you a short time. I just hope you enjoyed your time with me!

##### Lover

* Well, I believe I have taught you all I know. I'd say you could run the festivities yourself, but I see you're already quite busy with all your new seasonal jobs and hobbies!

###### Seduce

* You may not be a bunny in the flesh, but you are a bunny in your heart! It brings me such joy to have you with us!
* Call me a dyed egg, because when I'm around you I turn all red and pink!
* Tell me, do you prefer carrots or chocolate eggs? No, don't answer that! I know a pure heart like yours loves all equally!
* In your arms, I am swept into the rebirth of the natural world. The tides of the seasons roll over. Also I get really hot and bothered!
* Oh Gorgeous. You continue to dazzle me with your generous Spirit. I swoon!
* You must go now. Spread love and joy like candy in your wake! Also - feel free to toss a little back this way...

###### Gift

* Puurrrrrr! (Yes, bunnies DO purr!) Thank you so much, Gorgeous. Your generosity is a force of nature!

###### Poke

* OOOH! That got rather personal for a moment there! Well, don't stop now...

##### Dates

* **[Midnight Stroll]** Under the springtime moon, we are all Lovers. Bathe in the pale light and be renewed!
* **[Beach]** Much like spring is the season of transformation, the shore is a place of transformation! Where land and ocean join hands. Also, I look super cute in a bikini!
* **[Sightseeing]** Thank you for the walk amongst the budding trees. They are good company, though YOU are a better conversationalist.
* **[Movie Theater]** Ooh! I do enjoy spending a rainy day watching a moving picture with you, but I am relieved to be back out in the sunshine! Now to wait for my eyes to adjust...

### Elle

#### Dialogue List

##### First Meeting

1. (You're enjoying a sunlit picnic under a tree full of blossom when you see another pretty bunny girl walking by. You've got plenty of tiny sandwiches - you invite her to join you!)
2. Elle: Oh dear. Is this a prank?
3. Elle: Somebunny told me that every spring, there's an entire day dedicated to pulling pranks. I'm so nervous about it I can hardly think straight!
4. (Oh no! You can't stand the thought of such a sweet girl feeling so on edge. There must be some way to help her relax. Maybe she wants to come to the festival?)

##### Adversary

* How can we trust anything if anything might be a prank? Oh dear, I'm so worried...

###### Sorry

* Oh, don't worry about me. I'm sure I'll pass out at the petting zoo or the chocolate shop as usual.
* Last night, I couldn't sleep because I kept thinking about being pranked. That's never happened to me before.
* I love springtime. It's so warm and cheery. And I love all the chocolates and candies I find in the bushes.
* My doctor said I've got temporary insomnia. He said an insomniac narcoleptic is funny. He laughed.

###### Gift

* Oh. What a strange gift. It's not going to shock me or squirt water at me, is it?

###### Poke

* Oh! Goodness me! Did I fall asleep or something? Why did you poke me?

###### Upgrading to Nuisance

1. I'm sorry, I'm still pretty concerned about being pranked. Are you as nervous as I am?
2. You are? Oh my, practical jokes are quite scary. But I feel better knowing I'm not alone. My name is Elle, pleased to meet you.

##### Nuisance

* Nobunny knows the trouble I’ve seen... Nobunny knows my sorrow...

###### Sorry

* Are Marshmallow Cheeps only for marshmallows? Are there Bunny Cheeps? I hope so.
* A waiter asked me if I wanted mac and cheese, but wouldn't that wreck the keyboard? Oh my goodness, do you think he was trying to pull a practical joke on me?
* Yawn... Oh no. I think a nap is sneaking up behind me. Please don't draw on my face with a marker while I'm asleep.
* I saw a sign today that said "Draw Bridge”, but I'm not very artistic. So I pretended not to see it.
* I love springtime. It's so warm and cheery. And I love all the chocolates and candies I find in the bushes.

###### Gift

* Oh. What a strange gift. It's not going to shock me or squirt water at me, is it?

###### Poke

* Oh! Goodness me! Did I fall asleep or something? Why did you poke me?

###### Upgrading to Frenemy

1. I keep seeing you around more and more. I hope you're not a hunter or something. Are you sure you're a bunny?
2. You mean you're not a bunny or a hunter? Well, whatever you are, you seem like a nice one. I think I'll go ahead and trust you.

##### Frenemy

* \*Yawn\* oh dear. All this talk about the festival is making me sleepy. Or my narcolepsy is acting up.

###### Sorry

* Are Marshmallow Cheeps only for marshmallows? Are there Bunny Cheeps? I hope so.
* If chocolate milk comes from brown cows, then where do chocolate bunnies come from?
* Are you tired? You’ve been hopping around inside my mind all day. In fact, I’m tired just thinking about it...
* I don’t think I like jokes, but I do like yolks. They’re like a little ball of sunshine at the center of the egg.
* Why is dish soap scented? Does anybunny care what their dishes smell like? Should I be smelling mine?
* A waiter asked me if I wanted mac and cheese, but wouldn't that wreck the keyboard? Oh my goodness, do you think he was trying to pull a practical joke on me?
* Sometimes I find myself thinking about things.
* I saw a sign today that said "Draw Bridge”, but I'm not very artistic. So I pretended not to see it.
* I think you need a nickname. How do you like "Beachball"? Or "Jelly-Bean Toes"?
* Yawn... Oh no. I think a nap is sneaking up behind me. Please don't draw on my face with a marker while I'm asleep.
* I... I really like bunnies who are suave. I know you're not a bunny, but still. If you whisper sweet nothings to me, I'm sure I'll get all tingly.

###### Gift

* Is this a joke? Am I on camera? No? Then thank you, it's a very thoughtful gift.

###### Upgrading to Acquaintance

1. I've now seen you enough to confirm that you are not, in fact, just a talking Marshmallow Cheep I dreamt about. I would love to hang out more, if you'd like.
2. Wonderful! Oh, and in case you're wondering, I'm not a Marshmallow Cheep either. Although sometimes the other bunnies tell me I'm as sweet as one.

###### Acquaintance

* How can we eat chocolate eggs? I thought eggs were made of chicken.

###### Talk

* Sometimes I find myself thinking about things.
* Why is dish soap scented? Does anybunny care what their dishes smell like? Should I be smelling mine?
* I think you need a nickname. How do you like "Beachball"? Or "Jelly-Bean Toes"?
* I don’t think I like jokes, but I do like yolks. They’re like a little ball of sunshine at the center of the egg.
* I... I really like bunnies who are suave. I know you're not a bunny, but still. If you whisper sweet nothings to me, I'm sure I'll get all tingly.

###### Gift

* Is this a joke? Am I on camera? No? Then thank you, it's a very thoughtful gift.

###### Upgrading to Friendzoned

1. You're such a dear. You're in my list of top five friends. I write them down, so I don't forget. Am I in your top five?
2. Oh that's wonderful! I always wanted to be in a top five list. Basket list - check marked!

##### Friendzoned

* Do you have a treat basket? You should really carry one around at all times. You never know what goodies you might find on the ground!

###### Talk

* I'm thinking about repainting my bedroom. Something fresh, like springtime. What do you think - robin’s egg blue, cherry blossom pink, or mud puddle brown? I just can’t decide...
* Saving money is like paying yourself not to do things.
* Everything in the universe is either a carrot, or not a carrot.
* \*Yawn\* oh, I'm so sleepy. Do you mind if I go take a nap in that patch of wildflower buds over there?
* I just noticed every day ends in "y"....and so does "bunny"! That's kind of scary.
* I think you look nice today. I mean, attractive. Not, like, kind. But kind too.

###### Gift

* Oh, you shouldn't have! Thank you, you're so nice to me!

###### Upgrading to Awkward Besties

1. I know this sounds a little weird, but can you open that door for me? And maybe the next few doors I need to go through as well?
2. Thank you. I've heard that some bunnies sometimes perch buckets of water on door frames, and I don't want to get drenched. But you look nice and waterproof!

##### Awkward Besties

* I dreamt that I had a dream I was dreaming of the spring festival last night yesterday afternoon. It was trippy.

###### Flirt

* Don't unicorns sound more likely than platypuses? I mean, just based on their description.
* I just noticed every day ends in "y"....and so does "bunny"! That's kind of scary.
* Everything in the universe is either a carrot, or not a carrot.
* A peony for your thoughts? I spent all morning gathering them from the meadow, so I have plenty to share.
* Saving money is like paying yourself not to do things.
* I think you look nice today. I mean, attractive. Not, like, kind. But kind too.

###### Gift

* Oh, you shouldn't have! Thank you, you're so nice to me!

###### Upgrading to Crush

1. Umm, I have another weird question for you. Do you... like bunny girls? Like, in the... special way?
2. Oh good! I mean... That's an interesting life decision you've made. I'm... proud of you?

##### Crush

* I've been feeling a lot more lighthearted lately. Like there are springs in my feet! Which makes sense, because it's springtime.

###### Flirt

* I keep hearing about the clocks springing forward. Should I be worried about the clock on my stove? Is my whole oven going to jump towards me without warning? That sounds terrifying...
* Teehee... Somebody unscrewed the top of my sugar-shaker, so I dumped a big pile of sugar all over my waffles this morning! That was a pretty good prank, heehee.
* Everybunny seems so excited about the festival. Vd like to stop being nervous about pranks and just be excited about the festival too.
* You’re really helping me come out of my eggshell. Oh, that’s just a figure of speech by the way. In case you thought I was a chicken and not a bunny.
* You’re so sweet you make my teeth hurt! If we’re going to keep seeing each other, I might have to start visiting my dentist more often.

###### Gift

* Oh my, it's not even the spring festival yet. Or is it? Hold on, I have to check my calendar.

###### Upgrading to Sweetheart

1. Maybe jokes aren't all bad. In fact... I know a pretty good knock-knock joke. Will you start me off?
2. Who's there? Oh, I think I confused myself...

##### Sweetheart

* You might not be a bunny, but you look just as soft as one. If I fall asleep and land on you, do you mind just holding still for a while? I hope that's not any trouble.

###### Flirt

* You’re really helping me come out of my eggshell. Oh, that’s just a figure of speech by the way. In case you thought I was a chicken and not a bunny.
* May I plant a kiss on you? I'm not sure what it'll grow into, but I promise to water it every day so we can find out together. In fact, I've got a full watering can right here!
* Teehee... Somebody unscrewed the top of my sugar-shaker, so I dumped a big pile of sugar all over my waffles this morning! That was a pretty good prank, heehee.
* You’re so sweet you make my teeth hurt! If we’re going to keep seeing each other, I might have to start visiting my dentist more often.

###### Gift

* Oh my, it's not even the spring festival yet. Or is it? Hold on, I have to check my calendar.

###### Poke

* Mmm. When you stroke me between my ears like that, it makes me feel so relaxed and melty...

###### Upgrading to Girlfriend

1. I really like labels. I put them on everything, so I don't get confused on what they are. So, I would like to label our relationship. Can I be your girlfriend?
2. Perfect! I'll run home and grab my labeler!

##### Girlfriend

* When I'm around you, I can feel my heart beating in my bunny ears. It makes me laugh.

###### Flirt

* You're a sweetheart. But I wonder if that much sugar is good for your heart?
* When we kiss, why is it romantic to look into your eyes, but weird to sniff your nose?
* I love it when you hug me. It makes me feel like I'm wrapped in spring sunshine, or something.
* May I plant a kiss on you? I'm not sure what it'll grow into, but I promise to water it every day so we can find out together. In fact, I've got a full watering can right here!
* I love going to the movies! I love the candy so much, and no one seems to mind if I fall asleep.
* Falling asleep is like time traveling. It's like - oh hey! There's the sun now! Welcome back! Sometimes I wish I could sleep all winter and fast-forward to spring.

###### Gift

* You make me so happy, I think I'm going to cry. Happy crying is weird. Like your eyes are pulling a prank on your heart!

###### Poke

* Mmm. When you stroke me between my ears like that, it makes me feel so relaxed and melty...

###### Upgrading to Lover

1. Will you never hoodwink me, play tricks on me, hop around or prank me? Will you avoid shenanigans, horseplay, making me confused, or bamboozling me?
2. Then... I love you.

##### Lover

* You’re so sweet. Almost too sweet. I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me you were born in a chocolate factory. You weren’t, were you? Because if you were, that might mean I’m psychic...

###### Seduce

* The thought of falling ears over tail is sort of funny and scary at the same time.
* I get goosebumps when you touch me. Especially when you boop my nose. What's the deal with that?
* You're much nicer to nibble on than a dandelion. You don't mind, do you?
* I wonder why it's normal to pick a dandelion puff, make a wish, and blow the seeds away, but not with other flowers...
* Love is a chocolate cream egg.
* I keep worrying that you're a dream. I hope you're always there when I wake up.
* I'd like to invite you to an eggs-tra special brunch with me and some of the other bunnies. As a thank you for helping me learn how to trust again.
* They say "Love is a four letter word”. So I double checked, and it is.
* I feel sleepy. Have I been hopping around in your mind all day? Because that would explain it. Teehee.
* I feel safe in your arms. You're like a warm, snuggly pile of fresh lawn clippings.
* I trust you more than I’ve ever trusted anybunny.

###### Gift

* You make me so happy, I think I'm going to cry. Happy crying is weird. Like your eyes are pulling a prank on your heart!

###### Poke

* Mmm. When you stroke me between my ears like that, it makes me feel so relaxed and melty...

##### Dates

* **[Moonlight Stroll]** Once I saw that you didn't change into a werewolf, I felt much safer being a bunny in the Moonlight. Thank you for a lovely date.
* **[Beach]** Oh, I enjoyed that so much! You're very talented at taking bunny girls to places they enjoy. Is that your super power?
* **[Sightseeing]** I had a wonderful time. Let's do it again sometime. Right now, even. We can hop straight to it if you want!
* **[Movie Theater]** Tee hee! That was great. I was worried you were going to take me on a spooky date, but it was a fun one instead!

### Wendy

#### Dialogue List

##### First Meeting

1. (A quick spring shower passes through. The rain makes everything fresh, and then the sun comes out again to shine brightly!)
2. (You head out in your rubber boots, only to find a beautiful bunny girl hopping and splashing happily in the puddles.)
3. Wendy: Hey stranger! Come jump in the puddles with me!
4. I'm supposed to be getting stuff ready for the festival, but, like, how could I pass up having this much FUN!?
5. (You think about offering to help with the festival, but playing in puddles really does look like a lot of fun. Maybe you can help out after you splash around with her for a while?)

##### Adversary

* Splash! Splash! Splash! Responsibilities? What responsibilities?

###### Sorry

* There's no way I wasn't who they had in mind when they came up with that stuff-your-face-with-marshmallows game and called it "Chubby Bunny"! Should I be asking for royalties?
* Did I see you talking to Karma at some point? She wasn't... asking you about what I was up to, was she? Well, if she does, tell her I'm, uh, teaching the baby ducks to swim.
* Does this fluffy tail make my ass look phat? Good!
* I'm totally willing to help out with the festival, I swear! I volunteer to be the official jelly bean taste tester every single year!

###### Gift

* Oof. Junk. And not the junk in the trunk variety. The kind you leave at the bottom of your treat basket until next spring...

###### Poke

* What was that!? Don't make me go all Medieval Killer Rabbit on your ass!

###### Upgrading to Nuisance

1. Yeah, I guess you can hang, newcomer. But on one condition.
2. Don't go trying to harsh my buzz like everybunny else, okay?

##### Nuisance

* Sure I've heard the parable of the grasshopper and the ant. But I'm a bunny, so like, problem solved?

###### Upgrading to Frenemy

1. Hold on... Is that a chore list behind your back? You're not here to try and convince me I need to help out, are you?
2. I'm just here to have fun, okay? Fun and chores don't even belong in the same sentence!

##### Frenemy

* I should be out preparing for the festival but annoying you is more fun.

###### Sorry

* Hmm. I thought I was angry with you. But then I had a few sugar cookies, and I feel lots better. I guess I was more hangry than anything. Shrug!
* I've figured out a way you can help me tackle this to do list. It involves you giving me piggy backs and making little engine noises. Sound good?
* I have a kink in my neck and it might need a little squeeze. Want to volunteer? It comes with a free pass to squeeze anywhere else you fancy...
* So wait, you actually go by the name, "Marshmallow"? How... weirdly fitting. Are you sure you don't, like, actually belong here with us?
* I love Mallory, but she needs to loosen her grip on that pocket watch! The only time anyone should count every passing second like that is when they're making my drive thru order!
* "Spring Cleaning”? I'm more about that "Spring Eating” kinda life!
* Listen, these puddles aren't gonna splash themselves! And you can't have spring without splashing in puddles, now can ya? Ipso facto, I'm totally contributing!
* You're a helper, I can tell. I bet you've done all kinds of little odd jobs to get this festival off the ground. So what're you getting out of it, huh? Cute outfits? A new bunny to woo?
* If we're gonna hang out, I need to know what kind of bunny you really are. So think fast! Do you eat the chocolate, marshmallows, or jelly beans first outta your basket?
* I'd lie and say this bodacious bod is a result of winter hibernation, but the truth is, I look this fine alllll year. Lucky you!
* If it's not Fun, Fast, or Full of Sugar, I'm not interested.

###### Gift

* Yuss! Free stuff! Love it! I hope it's secretly chocolate!

###### Upgrading to Acquaintance

1. What was it the mayor said, again? "These eggs won't hide themselves?"
2. Which... Honestly, is she kidding? The eggs seemingly hiding themselves overnight is kinda the whole POINT of this holiday! Duh!

##### Acquaintance

* You can tell me I just need a spoonful of sugar to tackle these chores, but how about I have my sugar and just chillax instead? Did your nanny ever think of that?

###### Talk

* I've figured out a way you can help me tackle this to do list. It involves you giving me piggy backs and making little engine noises. Sound good?
* I have a kink in my neck and it might need a little squeeze. Want to volunteer? It comes with a free pass to squeeze anywhere else you fancy...
* I'd lie and say this bodacious bod is a result of winter hibernation, but the truth is, I look this fine alllll year. Lucky you!
* Hmm. I thought I was angry with you. But then I had a few sugar cookies, and I feel lots better. I guess I was more hangry than anything. Shrug!
* So wait, you actually go by the name, "Marshmallow"? How... weirdly fitting. Are you sure you don't, like, actually belong here with us?

###### Gift

* Yuss! Free stuff! Love it! I hope it's secretly chocolate!

###### Upgrading to Friendzoned

1. I see you clicking around, hopping from hobby to hobby and job to job, rationing your time blocks, trying to score points in some cosmic game beyond my understanding. It looks exhausting. No thanks!
2. Wait, what do you MEAN you're doing all this for fun? Is there secretly something enjoyable and satisfying about completing tasks and reaping the rewards?

##### Friendzoned

* IIIII don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on my drum all day! (PS: by "drum" I mean my tum! It's fun! You want a turn?)

###### Talk

* Yeah yeah, I'm a sucker for folks like you. Kind, sexy, Silly, rich. Gullible - I mean generous - enough that I can pawn my work off on you...
* This festival is supposed to be about celebrating spring. I dunno about anyone else's dictionary, but in mine, to celebrate something requires that you actually have fun!
* Did you know a group of bunnies is called a fluffle? And I'm the “fluffle-iest” of the bunch! Hehe!
* Everybunny be saying I love stuffing my mouth like it's a BAD thing..
* Hey listen. I don't wanna sound like some silly bunny with her head full of clouds. But I would love to be your little ice cream cone. Which means licking and biting should commence immediately.
* Fun fact! We associate bunnies and eggs with spring because they both represent, how do! put this... "being fruitful and multiplying?" Well I'm down to be fruitful and share my peach with you!

###### Gift

* I like the fact that not everything you get for me is edible. I mean, I dig “edible”. But I also like stuff that makes me feel pretty.

###### Upgrading to Awkward Besties

1. You got me. I kiiiiinda feel guilty lazing around in the spring sunshine n' munching on a carrot all casual like "Whassup Doc?" while you and everyone else are busy getting this festival going.
2. But am I feeling guilty enough to get up off this comfy pillow of a keister and do actual work? Hmmmm, not quite yet. Maybe if you bribe me. I take payment in chocolate and jelly beans.

##### Awkward Besties

* Hey. Just want you to know I'm thinking, like, 80% affectionate thoughts about you. The other 20% are VERY inappropriate. Hee hee!

###### Flirt

* Gah! Stop working so hard and acting like it's all a game! You're making me want to get up and help you or something!
* Everybunny be saying I love stuffing my mouth like it's a BAD thing..
* Yeah yeah, I'm a sucker for folks like you. Kind, sexy, Silly, rich. Gullible - I mean generous - enough that I can pawn my work off on you...
* Cutie pie. Looking all cute and stuff. C’mere so I can nibble you like a carrot.
* You know, I always seem to have a good time with you around. You're an extra large helping of fun!
* Fun fact! We associate bunnies and eggs with spring because they both represent, how do! put this... "being fruitful and multiplying?" Well I'm down to be fruitful and share my peach with you!
* Hey listen. I don't wanna sound like some silly bunny with her head full of clouds. But I would love to be your little ice cream cone. Which means licking and biting should commence immediately.

###### Gift

* I like the fact that not everything you get for me is edible. I mean, I dig “edible”. But I also like stuff that makes me feel pretty.

###### Upgrading to Crush

1. Alright, alright. So long as you promise to stick around and keep me company, I think I'm ready to get to work now.
2. Because... I like you. You're fun. And I think as long as I'm with you, even this chore list will magically become as fun as jumping in puddles.

##### Crush

* I want a giant chocolate bunny as big as I am. Go geeeeeet it for meeeeee! Pleeeeaaaaase! I've been working really hard n’ stuff! Kay thanks bye! <3

###### Flirt

* Hey there, you wanna... put all your eggs in my basket?
* Oooh nooo... I somehow spilled honey all over my everything! Who will come to save meeeee... Oh crap! BEES!
* I'd be a naughty bunny if I told you what I wanted to do to you, so please allow me to demonstrate using this cream egg.
* You're really sweet, and I've got quite the sweet tooth.
* My ears are as soft as the rest of me. You wanna feel?

###### Gift

* Aww, you goof. What am I even supposed to say? This is cool. Thanks.

###### Upgrading to Sweetheart

1. Hey. Listen. I know that we joke, and I know you're super into my dummy thiccness. But... I also see you being all sweet and junk.
2. I just wanted to say it outloud. I dig you a ton. You're special to me. Thanks for making me feel special too.

##### Sweetheart

* Aww, I think about all sorts of romantic junk when I'm around you. Not to mention... I feel this weird urge to help out more! You're a bad influence. No, don't stop!

###### Flirt

* Hey there, you wanna... put all your eggs in my basket?
* Oooh nooo... I somehow spilled honey all over my everything! Who will come to save meeeee... Oh crap! BEES!
* You're really sweet, and I've got quite the sweet tooth.
* Our love is fresh, never frozen! Well... Except for whenever I put these chilly hands and feet on your bod. C'mere!
* Falling in love... In spring? Groundbreaking. JK you can hit me up any time!
* You're sooooo hot! Like fiery delicious Jalapenos! You burn me so good, baby.
* Sooo I've worked really hard and I think it's time for my reward. And I'm not talking about getting to enjoy the festival with all the other bunnies. I'm talking about a reward only you can give me...
* You a fan of fine dining? Coz I'm lookin' fine and you look hungry.

###### Gift

* Aww, you goof. What am I even supposed to say? This is cool. Thanks.

###### Poke

* Ahh ha ha ha! No no! My soft outer layer does nothing to protect me!

###### Upgrading to Girlfriend

1. Phew! We've taken a serious bite out of my to-do list! Kinda makes me wanna take a bite out of... something else.
2. What do you say, can I nibble on you anywhere, or should I find some candy eggs and go to town on them? My vote's for both.

##### Girlfriend

* Are you a colored egg? Because I want to order a dozen of you and keep you allll to myself.

###### Flirt

* Falling in love... In spring? Groundbreaking. JK you can hit me up any time!
* You're sooooo hot! Like fiery delicious Jalapenos! You burn me so good, baby.
* You a fan of fine dining? Coz I'm lookin' fine and you look hungry.
* Our love is fresh, never frozen! Well... Except for whenever I put these chilly hands and feet on your bod. C'mere!
* Sooo I've worked really hard and I think it's time for my reward. And I'm not talking about getting to enjoy the festival with all the other bunnies. I'm talking about a reward only you can give me...

###### Gift

* You're sweeter than chocolate cream eggs and Marshmallow Cheeps combined, you romantic weirdo.

###### Upgrading to Lover

1. You're the best. I've fallen crazy hard for you, and wanna do stuff to your body. Sound good?
2. I shoulda known this would happen. You're basically a personified Marshmallow Cheep. In fact... how about we roll you in colored sugar and make it official?

##### Lover

* Gawd damn you're so cute. Everytime you walk by, I get this little flutter in my heart. I just wanna SQUEEZE YOU!

###### Seduce

* Welp, I'm done my to do list! Wanna make out? "'m in a "make out" kind of mood. You know that feeling?
* Stick a fork in me, because this bunny is done-y!
* I'm trying to find a way to tell somebunny that they need to get more "handsy" with me. You know? A little more grope and snuggle? Do they make greeting cards with little chicks on them for that?
* Get over here, my scrumptious little Marshmallow. I've got a slice of hot delicious pie to share. Oh and, um, something something spring-themed, too.
* Happy spring! Take a look at this thaang! Hehehe!
* Actually, I love delivering baskets of goodies! It's weird, I know, but I get a little buzz seeing others happy to see me, happy to get food. It makes me feel fuzzy and good.
* I mean - look how soft I am. It would be weird if you DIDN'T just climb on and kick back. I'm snuggly as hell!

###### Gift

* You're sweeter than chocolate cream eggs and Marshmallow Cheeps combined, you romantic weirdo.

###### Poke

* Ahh ha ha ha! No no! My soft outer layer does nothing to protect me!

### Cassie

#### Dialogue List

##### First Meeting

1. (Springtime is wonderful...except for all the pollen in the air! Your eyes are itchy, your nose is runny, and you can't stop sneezing.)
2. (At the pharmacy, you and a gorgeous blonde bunny just so happen to reach for the last box of allergy pills at the same time...)
3. Cassie: UMM, EXCUSE ME? Hands off, you brute! I saw 'em first! They're MINE!
4. (You instantly fall in love with the girl. Or maybe it's pure terror you're feeling. Either way, you let her have the box of pills. Maybe you can convince her to share?)

##### Adversary

* I don't think so, Sneezy McGee! I need these allergy meds for nunya. Nunya business!

###### Sorry

* Are you new? It’s a bun-eat-bun world out there. You gotta look out for number one!
* I have... An itch... Inside of my face. Argh!!! Hay fever is the worst!
* Oh don't even worry about it! I'm doing GREAT! Peachy keen, jelly bean! Oh wait no, my eyes are puffy and my nose is a drippy faucet!
* Grrr. Whoever put all this pollen in the air is gonna be sorry! They'd better own some running shoes!

###### Gift

* Haha! Oh wow, a birthday present eight months late! Or is it four months early? Whatever. Either way, you need to get it together!

###### Poke

* What am I, a dust bunny? You can't just sweep me away! I'm staying put whether you like it or not.

###### Upgrading to Nuisance

1. Got a riddle for ya. What has two thumbs and doesn't like to share?
2. THIS bunny. Ha! You snooze, you lose, bucko.

##### Nuisance

* Great. Now my eyes are sore from my allergies AND from all this rolling. Could you be just a little less frustrating to deal with?

###### Sorry

* How about we just gaze quietly into each other's eyes. I don't know about you, but mine are watering so bad I can hardly see what I'm looking at, which is fine by me.
* I've been cooped up all winter! All I want is a little fresh air without getting absolutely wrecked by pollen and snow mold. Is that too much to ask?
* So tell me about yourself. Surely there's gotta be a good reason you're So...you. What, are you from another universe or something? Ha!
* You sure talk a big game, but can you walk the walk?
* I have... An itch... Inside of my face. Argh!!! Hay fever is the worst!

###### Gift

* Haha! Oh wow, a birthday present eight months late! Or is it four months early? Whatever. Either way, you need to get it together!

###### Poke

* What am I, a dust bunny? You can't just sweep me away! I'm staying put whether you like it or not.

###### Upgrading to Frenemy

1. Oh right, there's that festival thingamajig coming up. Are they doing it outdoors again this year? Y'know, where all the pollen is?
2. Well then, it's a good thing I nabbed myself the last pack of allergy pills, isn't it? Hehe!

### Nina

#### Dialogue List

##### First Meeting

1. (It's a beautiful day for a stroll. You're passing by Town Hall when suddenly you hear shouting coming through an open window!)
2. Nina: Where's the egg-hiding permit? Who filled out the tulip-planting license? What about the fun-having permission slip!?
3. (Suddenly the door bursts open, and a dapper bunny lady storms out.)
4. Nina: Ugh! There's too much paperwork! I'm sick of it! As mayor, I have half a mind to just cancel the festival altogether!
5. (Wow, she seems stressed! but you can't let something as nefarious as stress get in the way of the spring festival. You've got to help this bunny mayor let her gorgeous, shiny, silky red hair down...)

### Pepper

#### Dialogue List

##### First Meeting

1. The spring festival draws near, and you're buzzing with excitement. You can't wait to eat eggs and play hide-and-seed and stuff!
2. (You're trying on your bunny-ear headband when you notice a new, magical-looking bunny girl searching frantically through some bushes.)
3. Pepper: Oh, hi! Um... I accidently made a bunch of eggs disappear. I think they were important.
4. Pepper: Would you help me find them before everybunny realizes and gets hopping mad...?
5. (Absolutely you will! And not just because you want this festival to happen. Also because this girl is super cute!)

## Goals & Max Requirements

### Goals

All Goals have to be done in order to claim their reward. You can complete any of the goals, but in order to progress and claim them you must achieve the ones prior to them.