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The Biggle Boys

The Biggle Boys are a group on Sputnikmusic.com founded and led by JefferyBigglestein. They were founded July 15th, 2020, and were the victors of The Great War.

## Goals

The Biggle Boys defend JefferyBigglestein from haters and trolls like sinternet and his gang of alts and haters using tactics like meme creation and pos'ing Bigglestein reviews. They are also vested in the creation and promotion of the Sputnikwiki.

## Ranks

There are several ranks of Biggle Boys. The Biggle Boys's rank system is very loose and there is no discrimination between ranks. Ranks are meant solely for organizational purposes. This creates an enjoyable experience. Biggle Boys stand with each other no matter the rank.

**Leader**

* The leader of the Biggle Boys (Jeffery Bigglestein). Runs the joint.

**Lieutenant General**

* The "right hand" of the Biggle Boys.

**OG Biggle Boys**

* Biggle Boys who joined on or before August 11th, 2020 and helped contribute in the great war.

**Biggle Boys**

* Biggle Boys who joined after August 11th, 2020.

**Biggle Betas**

* Unofficial Biggle Boys who posted on JefferyBigglestein's AMA.

## Current Biggle Boys Members

**Leader**

* Jeffery J. Bigglestein

**Lieutenant General**

* LeddSledd

**OG Biggle Boys**

* ColeT
* Mort
* bloc
* joeman82
* Hodenfresser
* Log S
* Dahound
* kalkwiese
* costofnothing
* lucman

**Biggle Boys**

* Avagantamos
* synthmaster
* shuyin
* SowingSeason
* Minushuman24
* coldheaven
* TheCalebRobinson

**Biggle Betas**

* JohnnyoftheWell
* sharkattack
* ConcubinaryCode
* ~~ArsMoriendi~~
* ItsTheSquirrel
* SlothcoreSam
* WeepinnWillow
* bookofthefallen

**Spymaster**
Neekafat

neekafat is an active user and contributing reviewer on sputnikmusic. Best known for his year-end cram lists, where he listens to 100 user-suggested albums from the past year. He is currently pursuing a career in film, and often posts lists discussing popular or acclaimed TV shows and movies. His taste in music skews heavily towards indie rock and indie folk, as well as 2000s pop rock acts like Paramore and Coldplay.

Neek enjoys a fairly positive reputation among most Sput users due to his friendly demeanor and his reluctance to involve himself in site drama. Still, he has attracted a bit of ire from some for his taste, which an unkind observer might describe as somewhat "indie 101".

He is also the creator of the popular series *Song of the Day* list series in which users picks songs for each day of a month. Although it didn't originally follow a theme, they now adhere to rather strict ones. Neek himself, has hosted a Song of the Day Thread in months, but his legacy lives on.

## "To Neek"

Neek's eponymous verb has recently fallen into Sputnik vernacular as a shorthand for posting a hastily considered and incomprehensibly terrible opinion, generally skewed in the direction of vapid midtempo indie. Examples of "neeking" can be found in his 2000s cram list as cited (with partial accuracy) by user luci:

"the 5 worst neek takes, ranked:

5) "bay of pigs" is the worst track on kaputt

4) "sorrow" is the worst track on high violet

3) "no friend" is the best track on after laughter

2) "dream house" is the worst track on sunbather and "please remember" is the best

1) frances quinlan's "carry the zero" is more enjoyable than built to spill's" - luci

## References

1 - https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=192274
ArsMoriendi

ArsMoriendi is a user on Sputnikmusic.com known for liking psychedelic music and for taking things way too seriously. Often the last one to get a joke, his opinions are at least earnest. If he were less lame, it'd be cute. His ratings are said to be slanted heavily in favor of sporkcore, though Ars resents this term as many authentically sporkcore bands are rather plain.

All of his profiles pictures and Avatars are of Boognish, the logo for the band Ween. Ween is a band he swears is only his 2nd favorite even though he immediately will respond to a comment on any Ween review immediately. He is named after the Mr. Bungle song "Ars Moriendi." He has somehow listened to all of Frank Zappa's studio albums and even made a list ranking them all once.

Ars is gay and at one point would bringing it up constantly, to some other users' annoyance. He even made a sexuality census to address how Sputnik attracts a lot of LGBT people.

He was previously revealed to be behind the alt account, charlotteannxiong -an alt where he pretended to be a hipster teenage girl to mess with the user base. It only lasted a week before Jots figured out it was Ars. The user base often will use this as leverage to goof on him.

Despite all of this he tends to get along well with the Casual Conversation Crew.
The Dark Army

The Dark Army is a group founded by Sinternet. They are belligerents in the Great War, focused on getting JefferyBigglestein banned from Sputnikmusic.

## Goals

The Dark Army is a loosely associated faction of Bigglestein detractors, who leave short, quick insults on Bigglestein related posts. Frequently leave negatives on Bigglestein reviews within a quick or sudden timeframe (such as leaving several neg's within a 15-30 minute period), a tactic known as "neg bombing". Are dead convinced Bigglestein is an alt or a troll. Have given up on trying to give Bigglestein advice and now just insult and berate him while typically not interacting with other Biggle Boys.

## Current Dark Army Members

* Sinternet
* Snake.
* JefferyPigglestein†
* Dissonant
* coldheaven
* DickBalls†
* Ryus (loosely associated)
* JefferyEPBigglestein
* OperationBigglestein
* Millions of alts trolls and bots.
Заклинание пафоса

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Если у вас есть это заклинание, то я не понимаю, почему вы до сих пор не используете его каждый ход, чтобы превращать скучные схватки в эпизоды аниме.

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Mort.

Mort (formerly Mortimus) joined in 2013 and is known for his love post-hardcore and being the site's biggest defender of Enter Shikari. He is among one of the grumpiest users and is quick to mock anyone being dumb on the website, though he doesn't seem to gain much pleasure from doing it.

JefferyBigglestein doesn't realize that he's only being sarcastic on his lists.
Men

**Men** is a meme popularized by troll user Desdinova, who would mention "men" in most of his list titles (ie: i have sad news men, i listen to metal men etc.) It ended up being associated with metal and masculinity and a satirization of their association. Despite this, it was ironically loved and used by many of the macho metal-heads on Sputnik.

The meme gradually fell out of use during Hawks' hiatus from the site in 2019, particularly after Desdinova was revealed to be an Aiwaz alt account.
Black Malachite

**Black Malachite** was a Colorado-based experimental electronic solo project created by Dalton DuBois. Started in early 2016, Dubois frequently created lists and news articles promoting their music. Black Malachite left Sputnikmusic in 2018 to combat their alcoholism and declining mental health due to their untreated Dissociative Identity Disorder and Manic Depression; they also left to explore their gender identity which they weren't able to do at that age. DuBois now identifies as Genderfluid, and has no plans to return to the Black Malachite project.

Black Malachite's output received overall mixed reviews, with many criticizing the rushed production times and Dubois' controversial presence on the site. The project was officially ended on July 11 of 2020 with the release of one last single, with DuBois announcing several as of yet unnamed projects via Facebook as a replacement. Though controversial on Sputnikmusic, Black Malachite proved popular in Brazil, with over 20,000 streams across multiple platforms originating from the country.

Black Malachite has released 16 full length albums,18 EPs, two compilations, two remasters, and multiple stand-alone singles.

source: https://blackmalachite.bandcamp.com/
Безвесный щит

На планете РПГмира есть много отличий от законов физики, и много кто пользуется этими особенностями, но остальных эти свойства заставляют чесать головы - становится ли вес в целом нулевой, или обнуляется g щита, этим влияя на вес? Но какое же тогда значение g на планете РПГ?!
На планете РПГмира есть много отличий от законов физики, и много кто пользуется этими особенностями, но остальных эти свойства заставляют чесать головы - становится ли вес в целом нулевой, или обнуляется g щита, этим влияя на вес? Но какое же тогда значение g на планете РПГ?!

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ColeT

Colton, formerly known as ColeT, is a sputnikmusic user. He is one of the older active users, having joined in 2009 under the name musicreviewer44 (the ColeT account was made February 2020). Cole is known for being sputnik's resident Young Thug fanboy as well as his constant bickering with Lord(e)Po)))ts in various review and list comment sections. He is one of the better known Biggle Boys and a participant in the Great War.

He currently enjoys the favor of supposed Sputnik tastemaker SowingSeason, featuring on the June edition of the user spotlight. It remains to be seen whether his affiliation with the Biggle Boys will come to a fork in the road with his current teacher's pet status, but for the time being he seems to be one to watch.
Lord(e)Po)))ts

**Lord(e)Po)))ts**, usually called Potsy, is a user on Sputnikmusic.com. He was formerly LordPots, but added an E because of pop singer Lorde. After that he added the parentheses because of Sunn O))). Both are jokes because he doesn't not really care for either artist.

His original account was SilentPotato, though it is long retired.

Known for listening to over a dozen albums a week, and his love for electronic, soul, and hip hop. This man has over 80,000 ratings, most of which he can hardly remember hearing. This does not stop him from having super strong opinions on them. He pretends to hate rock music because it's trendy, but he's mostly just neutral on it. He'll pretend he's chill, but can easily be launched into attack mode if you keep disagreeing with him on around three threads in a row, like a ticking time bomb. He's known for his bi-yearly apology lists where he promises he'll be a better person.

He also openly hates dogs, which is really sad. In fact he hates a lot of weird shit like white Australian people and potatoes (because irony). Still cries himself to sleep at night after the breakup of Swedish electronic duo The Knife. Secretly loves Taylor Swift, but will never admit that to keep up his image. Very much a cat person. We will never see an undistorted image of his face.
Snide

Snide was a Sputnikmusic.com user. They used Sputnik as a platform to promote multiple musical projects. From 2016-2017, Snide would frequently posting their lists advertising their music, which would receive polarizing criticism and disapproval from a large number of Sputnik users. [1]

In 2018, Snide announced they were leaving the site to focus on their degrading mental health and to explore their gender identity.

## Black Malachite

In July 2016, Snide published his debut album on the site. Reception was mixed, and this continued throughout their stay on the site with every subsequent album release. The EP 'Rage' received the worst with a peak average rating of 1.2/5, while the album 'Motion' received the best with a peak average rating of 3.5/5.

## Wedding Controversy

Snide thought it would be funny if they told the entire website that they were getting married. Most congratulated them upon hearing the news. When the word got out that it was just a prank they pulled with their best friend in Las Vegas, reaction from the user base was negative and blowback for that continued until they left the site.

## Refrences

1 - https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=247149
Babbling Brew

**Babbling Brew** is a potion that makes all speech of its drinker come out as incoherent gibberish. Preparing the brew takes a couple of weeks.

The brew can be mixed with foods and drinks. It works on Remus, although for a shorter time than on those not affected by lycanthrophy.

Babbling Brew had a vital role in the Babbling Brew prank.

1. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 27: Back To Normal, Whatever That Is
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Book Two, Chapter 46: Blibble Blabble
SowingSeason

SowingSeason is a staff writer and moderator for Sputnikmusic. One of the more active high-ranking users on the site in recent years, the consensus on Sputnik is that Sowing is arguably one of the most important users in the community, putting in a significant amount of work to create content as well as protecting the site from trolls. A big fan of alt rock, pop, and country. His name is derived from "Sowing Season", a track from Brand New's 2006 album **The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me.**

## Controversy

Sowing is also a somewhat controversial figure amongst the Sputnikmusic user base: While many users admire his formidable skills as a reviewer and his dedication to generating content for the site, others (including many of the Sputnik old guard) dislike him for his perceived arrogance, as well as for the many times he's put his foot in his mouth (joking that Britney Spears should be called "whorecore", saying the underage fan who Brand New frontman Jesse Lacey sent nudes to was "probably begging him for it" [1], etc. etc.)

Despite this, he has been featured on the site's Copypasta database only once, for describing Flying Lotus' *Cosmogramma* as the *Kid A* of the 2010s.

**The Post-Controversy Ages**

Ironically, years later people would have nostalgia for SowingSeason and see him as the gent he is/was. They would also praise him for his help during The Great Sputnik Massacre of 2022/2023. These days, Sowing is known to have a hard on for reading user reviews, nostalgia, and doing what he wants and when regardless of complaints given by Sputnik. Nonetheless, it is he, and he alone, who ultimately banned Skele’s alt (FreakMachine). Thus, Sputnik will go back to worshipping Sowing like usual.
The Forums

**The Forums** are the hellscape section of the website where some of the worst users of all time go to debate politics. This is the domain of HillaryClitToungue, Ando!, and Volumnius Flush. Originally established as the official mxtabs forums, few of its users made the crossover to the review site when it went up in 2005. Has become nearly inactive in recent years, with the majority of posts outside of the review site-based threads being made by spambots and shills.

Notoriously, Aiwaz had his start here, only becoming active on the review site in 2017 after joining the forums in 2004.
Pizzamachine

Spelled without a capital “P”, pizzamachine is a user on Sputnik that people have called mysterious and kind. He will disappear and reappear yet is always there. He is also called the god of chaos by many, and thrives on shenanigans of every sort imaginable. He is omnipresent. He is omniscient. He is not to be trifled with. He is pizza. He is machine. He writes billions of reviews a day. He protects the innocent, and is the perfect Sputnik user (guess who wrote this page). His music on SoundCloud (also dubbed “pizzamachine”) is equally mysterious, yet transcendently gorgeous, an evocative painting not seen by the likes of humans. Pizzamachine is a guy who takes important things seriously and disregards the rest. He is known for his joke reviews (which are hilarious) but his more ordinary reviews are actually god-tier. He is known to be spicy, and dares others to make Sputnik a more interesting place.
Tentenko

Tentenko (born August 29th, 1990) is a musician from Japan. Specifically, she is a singer, producer, and DJ, focusing in both experimental and pop music. Confirmed womanlet, standing at just 142 cm.

## Musical Career

Tentenko gained fame by joining the alternative music collective BiS (Brand-new Idol Society) in 2013. After the group's disbandonment in 2014, Tetenko was able to pursue a successful solo career. She would produce a series of experimental albums released on soundcloud, while her debut studio album, Kougyou Seihin, was released in 2016. In December 2019, Tentenko opened a Bandcamp account to release her self-published CD-R albums digitally, starting with Deep & Moistures 21 ~ Aimaina Kyoukai-sen.
Dissonant

Dissonant is a user on Sputnikmusic.com. Contrary to his username, he rarely, if ever, actually listens to "dissonant" music. Rather, he is a fan of traditional heavy metal, AOR/melodic rock, progressive metal, and 80's power metal. He has a strong dislike for most modern death metal (finds it too "one-dimensional"), believes that Suffocation is the only good brutal/tech death metal band, and generally leaves very deadpan comments (ex. "anal", "gay genre tbh").

Dissonant has been surfing Sputnikmusic off/on over the years. His previous account was 'Restrikted', which was unfortunately banned years ago.

Much like his friend Pestiferous, he will make alt accounts that spam toilet humor rants in caps lock as a joke. This all started back in 2012 with the birth of 'SmoothGerald' - an alt that officially ignited the manic 'Gerald Alt Surge of 2012-2013'. Like Pestiferous, their style of trolling is generally very nonsensical, over-the-top, and vulgar in approach.
Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift (born 1989) is an American musician. Though she has been writing, recording and performing music since the age of ten, she first rose to national prominence at 17 in 2006 with the release of her debut country single "Tim McGraw". This was followed by 2006's self-titled debut and the crossover hit "Teardrops on my Guitar". Swift released the sophomore follow-up Fearless in late 2008 featuring the hit single "Love Story". Swift has achieved incredible success as both a country and pop artist, selling the most records of any act in 008 and receiving consistent success with her single releases. Swift sets herself apart from most of her country and pop contemporaries (and influences), as she writes or co-writes all of her material.

Despite her popularity on Sputnikmusic she is generally considered not to be Sputcore due to her massive social media presence and celebrity status.

## Legacy on Sputnikmusic

On July 25th, 2020, staff member mynameischan published his review of Taylor Swift - Folklore. Chan gave the album a "3.2" or a good, rather low compared to the hype surrounding the album as many expected the staff review to be a 4 or higher. This would lead to a freak out on twitter by Taylor Swift stans. Swifties would bombard Sputnik to protest this rating, as it would result in Swift's average rating across all major music review platforms to drop from a 92 to an 89 (as a 3.2 is equivalent to a 64 out of 100)
Smae

**Smae** is a corruption of the word "same" and was a popularized by user unclereich formerly known as "FourthReich". It was a common phrase among the meme members of Sputnik in the past. Eventually smae evolved into eams.

Reference: https://moaropeth-blog.tumblr.com/post/85674952754/on-comment-counts
Nostalgia Critic

The **Nostalgia Critic**, real name Doug Walker, is an internet reviewer from the early days of Youtube. He went on to establish ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com and played an integral role in the internet media empire known as Channel Awesome.

In 2019, the soundtrack to his review of **Pink Floyd**'s 1982 film *The Wall* became one of the most poorly received albums on the site, maintaining a 1.1 average with over 100 votes as of 2020.
Joeman82

Joeman82 is a sputnikmusic user “known” for his love of post-hardcore and particularly the subset of post-hardcore derivative of Dance Gavin Dance called Swancore. He left the site for two years and literally no one cared lol. Joeman is a minor player in the Great War, as a Biggle Boy. There is speculation as to whether this is an attention grab to make people remember who he is, and further speculation as to whether or not this is succeeding (It is not).
Pestiferous

**Pestiferous**, often referred to as Pesty, is a user on Sputnikmusic.com who is a pretty standard metalhead on his main account. However, he is known for his bizarre, but humorous caps lock troll accounts where he rants about various toilet humor topics. These alt accounts usually get banned on the same day as their creation. User Dissonant claims to also make these, though Pesty is more famous for them.

Like **Dissonant**, their style of trolling is generally very nonsensical, over-the-top, and vulgar in approach. Their accounts mostly favor topics such as defecation and other bodily functions in the form of gibberish - ex. 'XenonKlipCatDickShit.'
HillaryClitTounge

**HillaryClitTounge** is the closest thing this website has to an evil demon bent on chaos and destruction. He typically uses his Lambsbread account for the review site and his HillaryClitTounge account for the forums. Almost everything he enjoys is 80s or 90s hip hop, especially KRS-One. With Pink Floyd being a weird exception. He hates Kanye West and likes stirring up trouble about Kendrick Lamar, despite appreciating his work.

On The Forums, he will often purposefully create confusion and misrepresent others' political beliefs. This user thinks they are supremely intelligent and superior. While he views himself as a libertarian, he still manages to find anyone who isn't for old world tradition as barbaric and dangerous. Some would say he might be one of the best examples of the Dunning-Krueger Effect they've ever seen.
Tectactoe

**Tectactoe** is a user on Sputnikmusic.com who mostly makes lists relating to film, so much so that his music lists have to point out that they're music lists. Is he on the wrong website? Potentially. Musically, listens to pseudo-experimental music and various types of rock and has been here since 2005. Despite being one of the oldest users, most people forget about him. He is neither infamous or famous in any regard to Sputnik.
Pos and Neg

**Pos and Neg** are Sputnikmsic.com lingo words. Under any user review (as opposed to a Contributor or Staff review,) the question: "Was this Review Well Written? Yes | No" will be asked. If you click "Yes" you just gave that album a "pos" and if you click "No" you just gave that album a "neg." This will be reflected at the top of the review ie: "*5 out of 5 thought this review was well written" "34 out of 61 thought this review was well written" "0 out of 1 thought this review was well written" 18 out of 18 thought this review was well written" etc.* These scores will aggregate for all of a user's reviews as their "Approval" ie: "Approval 88%" means that 88% of the pos/neg ratio for all of a user's reviews are poses.
JustJoe.

**JustJoe.** is the founder of the Casual Conversation threads, a series of lists that get deleted every month (a rule set in place by the mod Jom) that functions as a public square for topics not relating to music. He is generally a very realistic and affable user, likes shoegaze, and doesn't rate anything unless he thinks its a 5.

JustJoe. also has the honour of being the only user on the site who isn't a total chud. He is very good at colours and will glare disapprovingly at anyone who says otherwise.
Jom

The king mod of Sputnikmusic who should delete JefferyBigglestein's account.

User ThirtySixChambers used to spam "Review sux ban me faggoty Jom" and this became a popular meme.

When Jom uses his powers the phenomenon is dubbed as a Jom bomb.

Well respected and fair, he usually resides in The Meds Thread. His favourite user is secretly pizzamachine, which is a well known fact by all. It’s so obvious that no one talks about it, or has mentioned ever.
Garas

**garas** is the resident dungeon synth authority and also loves black metal. Known for being one of the friendliest users on the website, he'll sometimes get called grumpy simply because he rates more non-metal songs incredibly low. He is Hungarian and will not hold back from letting you know that. Similar to Hawks in that his presence in comment threads inspires considerably more joy than the frosted sweat of his unwashed pie chart.

He is a staple a Casual Conversation Crew member and has hosted their threads frequently.
The Great Server Shitshow

**The Great Server Shitshow**, or the GSS, was a 2 month period in 2014 between April and June where Sputnikmusic.com servers saw a decreased performance. It would take several minutes to load pages, the site was incredibly laggy, and users of the website would vent against the servers and website ownership in threads. By the time Mx was able to upgrade the server preformance, nearly 50% of the Sputnikmusic userbase had abandoned the website.

"[Sputnik] was basically powered by potatoes and it took you like 5 minutes to load a page" - Lordepotts

The GSS would have severe consequences for Sputnik as a website. The site would lose a significant amount of its userbase. Combined with the rise of both 4chan and reddit in mid 2014, this would lead to a migration of users from Sputnik to both reddit and 4chan, as well as rateyourmusic.
KILL

KILL is a prolific Sputnikmusic commenter (with over 80,000 posts) and reviewer, with his tastes heavily favoring classic metal, prog and rock music. Some of his reviews, such as a writeup for Periphery's 2012 album **Periphery II: This Time It's Personal** have attained notoriety among the community for their irreverent and vulgar writing style; the aforementioned Periphery review eventually being posted to the band's official Facebook page and attracting significant attention. Will someday realise thrash is not a very good genre. Significantly responsible for the site's one-time Rush fandom alongside his sidekick sonictheplumber.
Jots

**Jots**, formerly known as JohnnyOnTheSpot, is a former Staff writer for Sputnikmusic. He is generally liked by most users, even the craziest of trolls and has a knack for breaking up drama. He is known for his rare ability to tolerate and appreciate harsh noise music, but mostly prefers hip hop, emo and jazz.

He is considered one of the best reviewers on the entire website.
Doofuswainwright

**Doofuswainwright** is an ex-contrib, resigned from his position after being discovered to have spammed ratings and comment sections with potentially dozens of alts. He is often called an old man, even though he's only in his 30s. Likes to brag about having a 100% objective score, even though no one cares about those, and keeps a policy of rating one album per artist on Sputnik, keeping his full trove on Rateyourmusic and AlbumoftheYear - or so we presume, as no one cares enough to verify this. Has a genuinely well rounded taste despite how much of a grumpy bummer he is and is able to support his many acts of irreverence with reasoned argument. Pretty much a more intelligent Zakalwe, although lacks somewhat in the "yer da'" category. Occasionally referred to interchangeably with Pikazilla, and enjoys a lively rivalry with AmericanFlagAsh.

Known for starting shit in the Mark Kozelak thread.

Harassed user Heck in his shout box for being an alcoholic. DoofDoof account banned 8/14/20 for making death threats.
Deviant.

**Deviant.** is a moderator on Sputnikmusic, supposedly. Often seen as the *"cool mod,"* and yet equally hated for being a self-righteous, sometimes condescending know-it-all, he went missing from the website somewhere between 2015 and 2020, but one day returned when mentioned in a thread. He knows what he’s up to…

Known for his elitist attitude toward electronic music, he doesn't believe that the terms "EDM" and "electronica" mean anything. He is one of the website's biggest defenders of dubstep and is bothered that the garage tag is used for garage rock, when it's specifically meant for the electronic sub-genre. Rumor has it, he at one point would delete albums from the database if someone didn't add the track-listing.

Rumored to have been suffering from some sort of bowel condition during his time off. He would eventually be seen as a mysterious figure, and people weren’t sure if he was actually a mod or not. Nonetheless, he would occasionally post something silently.
Ravenclaw

Ravenclaw is one of the four houses students attending Hogwarts can be a part of. The defining characteristics of Ravenclaw are wit, resourcefulness, intelligence, and creativity.

Bertram Aubrey

Florence Buckling

Archimedes Bottlebrush

Chang Wei

Jean-Marie Charlemagne

Raven Craft

Adelaide Edelman

Benjy Fenwick

Gilderoy Lockhart

Rockfowl

Pandora Silverlocke

Tilden Toots

Minerva Uphadhyay

Alpretha Whitespring
Gwyllgi

**Gwyllgi** is a raggedy black **stuffed dog** that was given to Remus on his **first Christmas as a werewolf.** It is **a great comfort to Remus**, and he often cuddles it — or wishes he *could* cuddle it — when he is upset. He is also embarrassed of having Gwyllgi, keeping it a secret from everyone who isn't his parents, not even taking it to school with him until Book Two.

Gwyllgi is named after **the Welsh version of the Black Dog (ghost) legend** which also includes the Grim and Padfoot.
Edward Tonks

**Edward "Ted" Tonks** is the husband of Andromeda Tonks (neé Black). He gets to call Andromeda Dromeda. Tonks has fair hair and a happy demeanour and is less tidy than his wife. Tonks was a Hufflepuff and met the Marauders once during his Hogwarts years. As Tonks is a Muggleborn, the Black family was not happy about the marriage.

1. ↑ Book One, Chapter 39: Andy and Siri
2. ↑ Book Two, Chapter Two: Letters and Lies
Euphemisms

A collection of magical euphemisms used in SL, and their explanations.

1. "Don't be a dementor". This means "stop sucking the fun out of everything". (Muggle variants would include Party Pooper, Killjoy, etc)
2. "Off your broom". This generally means someone is so wrong about something they seem crazy.
3. "Cracked cauldron". This means someone is crazy and has no sense, i.e. their cauldron is cracked and the potion is dribbling out.
4. "Emptying the/your cauldron". This means you're throwing up.

1. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 77: What Must Be Broken
2. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 114: Spinnet's Insult
3. ↑ Book One, Chapter 39: Andy and Siri
4. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 116: Beyond The Painting
Chang Wei

**Chang Wei** is a Ravenclaw student four years above the Marauders. He has great interest in **magical theory** and is applying for a Ministry job that revolves around the subject. He took both classes in Hogwarts, and during Chang's seventh year, Flitwick had him teach the basic class.

1. ↑ Book Three, Chapter 25: The Cousins Black
Test09 WIKI

Test09 is the jammer that created the TESTS.

## Apearence

A fully black wolf with the Devil Eyes also in fully black.

## Trivia

Favorite hacker is Beware4(Not hacker anymore. He is youtuber now).Favorite Color is blue.Favorite buddy is MightySuperviking2.

Favorite Animal is Wolf.favorite

## About

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DavezillaMP3

DavezillaMP3 is a Sputnikmusic user who wrote is known for his prolific number of sound offs (over 900 as of September 2020), his in depth discography rankings, search for the worst (where he listens to the worst albums in a genre suggested from other users), and his his preference for J-rock, Metalcore, and Nu-metal as well as his hatred for Blood on the Dance Floor.

He's typically just a mild mannered rock enthusiast, though it seems like recent sound offs indicate he is starting to get into K-pop, a genre strongly apposed to JefferyBigglestein (though he will agree with him that bts is at best overrated and mediocre)

On November 7th, he ridiculed and clapped back at a racist troll account in the "Favorite thing about the user above you thread"
Frankish Short-Snout

**Frankish Short-Snout** is an extinct variant of Swedish Short-Snout. Whether Frankish Short-Snout truly existed is debated.

## Description

Frankish Short-Snouts are identical to Swedish Short-Snouts in all but the red colouring.

## Distribution

Before their dying out in the first century, the Frankish Short-Snout lived in the kingdom of Francia (the area of which now belongs to France, Germany, Netherlands and Luxembourg).

## In culture

Frankish Short-Snouts appear in myths and stories, and there are at least two books about the dragon in the Hogwarts Library. In the Pits Passage there is also a sizeable painting of a Frankish Short-Snout.

1. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 110: Operation Arsehole Party
Photography Club

The **Photography club** is an extracurricular activity at Hogwarts. The meetings are usually on Wednesdays from six-thirty to seven-fifteen. In the club members learn not only about shooting pictures, but also about developing fluids and such.

The club is open for second years and up. Like many other clubs, it puts up notices early in the school year to advertise for new memberships.

Peter joined the club in 1972. Sirius went with him to the first meeting, as Peter didn't want to do it alone.

Once the club met early in the morning to photograph the sunrise. They were also invited to the Valentines event of 1973 to take pictures of the dessert.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Book Two, Chapter 17: Magic Can't Fix Everything
2. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 45: Q & A
3. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 141: Remus's Boggart
4. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 19: Only A Slytherin Could've Done It
5. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 46: Blibble Blabble
6. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 93: Pathetic Pokey Peter
Pandora Silverlocke

## About

**Pandora Silverlocke** is a Ravenclaw student year ahead of the Marauders. She is Aegis Silverlocke's cousin.

## Relationships

Pandora lives with her mother, her father Minos, and her cousin Aegis. Both of her parents are quite pro-muggle. Pandora thinks of Aegis like a brother and sometimes calls him Eej.

Pandora has been friends with Narcissa Black since their second year.

## Trivia

Pandora loves Ancient Runes. She would also like to go to a muggle museum sometime.

1. ↑ One Shot 3: The Sorting
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 One Shot 6: When I Was Little
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Book Two, Chapter 92: Camp Not Yet
4. ↑ Book Three, Chapter 12: On The Train
5. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 53: Remus And Aegis's Adventure
Pyrabbits

**Pyrabbits** (*ignis lepus*) are a class three-X beast Professor Prewett taught about during an extra-credit lesson meant for second years.

Pyrabbits are about the size of a cottontail but are gray-black in colour as if having been burnt, and their feet have the same bright red colour as a match head. They also smell like burnt meat. Pyrabbits leave the ground aflame in their wake, and it is possible that contact with any part of them is capable of burning things. They are attracted to charcoal and can't survive very well alone.

There are some pyrabbits in the Forbidden Forest.

1. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 36: Thestrals
2. ↑ Professor Prewett put on gloves before touching a pyrabbit.
Hufflepuffskeins

**The Hufflepuffskeins** is **an all-girl rock group**. The five Hufflepuffs were best friends at Hogwarts and upon graduating in 1969 they formed their band. The Hufflepuffskeins are **very popular with Hogwarts students**.

The Hufflepuffskeins often have **concerts in Hogsmeade**. They played there on Halloween in 1972 and had another concert in October 1973.

In the spring of 1972 it was rumored the Hufflepuffskeins would be releasing a new song soon. They released another during the summer of 1973.

## Members

* Ginger Windstorm: **lead singer**.
* Garsenda: also **sings sometimes**. Lily has said she sort of reminds her of Diana Ross.
* Lacey Montrose: **drummer**.
* Susan Ward: **Spinnerwind player**.

## Trivia

It was rumored that the Hufflepuffskeins would be playing at the Slug Club Christmas party of 1972, but the performer turned out to be Red Cap Rockers instead.

Lily had a poster of the Hufflepuffskeins, but Petunia did something to it.

1. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 32: And The Walls Will Ooze Green Slime!
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Book Three, Chapter 49: Are You Ready To Rock?
3. ↑ Book One, Chapter 83: Remus's Big Prank
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Book Three, Chapter 8: Am I?
5. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 48: Treasure Hunt
6. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 151: Music With Lily
7. ↑ Book Three, Chapter 28: Searching For The Answer
8. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 71: A Lonely Ride
Filibuster

**Filibuster** ("**Fili**") is a black owl owned by Sirius Black. He is the fastest out of the Marauders' owls.

Sirius is the only person the owl lets touch himself. Sirius gets along with him and says Fili likes him, but the owl is far less popular with practically everyone else. Filibuster has been described as being "vicious", "bratty", "nuts" and "an arse". He has bitten Peter's finger, drawing blood. Even other owls aren't safe from him: Filibuster has threatened others in the Owlery by T-posing at them ("He's just asserting his dominance" - Sirius), as well as attacked Cocoa.

1. ↑ Book One, Chapter 42: Christmas
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Book Two, Chapter 91: Teacher's Pet
3. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 152: Fawley's Opinion
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 Book Two, Chapter Two: Letters and Lies
5. ↑ Book One, Chapter 65: Blood Discussions
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 Book Two, Chapter 15: Quaffle King
Spring

**Spring** is the **Astronomy Professor** at Hogwarts. He is an **old and spindly** wizard who, according to Remus, doesn't seem like he can climb the stairs to the tower every night and survive. He has bit of a temperament: when he took roll call in first year he spat the names out, and when a fight broke out between the students in the stairs after class he was angry and shouted some. Spring asks lots of questions and moves forward quickly.

1. ↑ Book One, Chapter Nine: Chocolate Is A Great Cure
2. ↑ Book One, Chapter 10: A Wolf In Lion's Clothing
Drew Tanner

**Drew Tanner** was the Gryffindor Quidditch Captain preceding Patricia Bell. Tanner graduated from Hogwarts in 1972, during the Marauders' first year.

Tanner has been described as looking muscular.

Tanner watched James practise Quidditch in Flying lessons and told him he has high hopes for the team if James gets on it. He also said that were it not for the rule disqualifying first years from the teams, James would already be a reserve.

1. ↑ Book One, Chapter 18: Broom Troubles
Flossie Wildwand

**Flossie Wildwand** is one of the shopkeepers of Finch & Wild Games and Wonders. The Wild Adventures board game was named partially after her. Flossie is a lesbian.

## Relationships

Flossie is in a relationship with May Finch. Flossie is also good friends with Euphemia Potter, and James gets to call her his aunt despite them not being related.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Book Two, Chapter 118: Bellatrix
2. ↑ DovahTobi confirmed this on the Shifting Lines Discord server, #spoilers, on January 1st 2021. Link to the message
Kyra Pierce

by WoodenSuitcase

**Kyra Pierce** is a Hufflepuff student who participates in the study group. She is black and of average height and usually keeps her hair in braids.

Pierce is proud of being Muggleborn and is confident in her talents. She is artistic and doesn't really like sweet things. Pierce likes being outside, especially in warm weather, and her favourite classes are Herbology and Potions.

Pierce likes teasing and making jokes and thinks its funny when Simon Bones gets flustered. She gets easily tired of people's shit. Though she thinks some boys are cute, she thinks there are more important things e.g. schoolwork. Pierce's best friends are Ananya Maji and Laura Hatch.

Three years before Professor Prewett's extra credit pyrabbit lesson Pierce was in a car wreck with her cousin. The cousin died. This made Pierce able to see thestrals. Her friends were unable to see them, however, and neither them nor Pierce knew anything about thestrals before the lesson.

> "Nobody explained them to me!" Pierce snapped. "I was scared!"
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> "She was really upset," explained another Hufflepuff girl, nodding. "She kept saying don't you see them but none of us could. We thought she was just really tired or something."
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Charles Quinn Weasley

**Charles Quinn Weasley** is the second child of Molly and Arthur Weasley. He got his second name from Quinton Weasley – Molly and Arthur figured it would be nice, since as the youngest brother Quin is usually last in line for everything.

Charlie was born on December 12th, 6.3lbs and 18.4 inches. According to Fabian Prewett, Charlie's ears are "undoubtedly Prewett".

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 One Shot 8: So Quiet In The World
Susan Pettigrew

**Susan Pettigrew** (nee **Fenwick**) is Peter's mother. She is a witch and works as a seamstress. She made the blanket Peter gave to Remus as a Christmas gift.

Susan never went to muggle school.

Peter being magical and having a magical education is very important to Susan.

1. ↑ Book Three, Chapter 60: Pete's Cousin
2. ↑ Book One, Chapter 68: Marauding
3. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 74: Marauder Gift Exchange
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 One Shot 6: When I Was Little
Nerium Malfoy

**Nerium** is the wife of **Abraxas** and the mother of **Lucius Malfoy**.

**Minos Silverlocke** believes that Nerium **poisoned** his sister for **having a child with Abraxas**. Nerium loathed the woman and hates the child, **Aegis Silverlocke**, too: she once told Aegis that it was a shame he hadn't gone the same way as his mother.

## Etymology

Nerium, also known as oleander, is an evergreen shrub or small tree. It is commonly used as an ornamental plant and is extremely toxic.

1. ↑ Book Three, Chapter 51: Arson Is Not A Prank
Giselle Rosier

**Giselle Rosier** is a Slytherin on the Marauders' year.

Rosier was a decent Chaser in the mock Quidditch match her Flying class had in her first year – out of the eleven goals Slytherin scored, she made seven.

Once during her second year Rosier and Urswick got into a fight with the Marauders. The girls had taken Julie Macmillan's wand and were throwing it to each other over her head. They had also teased her, pulled at her braids and called her names. James got Macmillan her wand back by using Expelliarmus, after which some insults were thrown back and forth before Rosier and Urswick walked away. They told McGonagall the Marauders had hexed them, but she talked with Macmillan and the Marauders, found out it wasn't the truth and told Slughorn.

1. ↑ Book One, Chapter 35: The First Years' Quidditch Game
2. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 47: Feelings In The Night
Alice Colgate

by WoodenSuitcase

## About

**Alice Colgate**, sometimes called **Ali** by friends, started Hogwarts in 1971 and was sorted into Gryffindor house. She shares a dorm with Lily Evans and Cassandra Inkwood.

## Appearance

Alice is pale and has brown curly hair and horn-rimmed tortoiseshell glasses. Alice was the first of her friend group the Marauders noticed wearing a bra. At the beginning of their third year, her ears were pierced by Cassie.

## History

Alice's father is dead. He used to be friends with Professor Kettleburn.

Alice ate an owl treat once because she was curious about it.

## Relationships

Alice is good friends with Lily and Cassie. They often wear matching clothes to Quidditch matches, and they coordinated on the Halloween of 1972 as well.

Alice dislikes Snape for he is rude when Lily isn't around, but she does seem to like Remus as she doesn't mind hanging out with him. She tried to help Remus make up with Lily when they were fighting, and she once painted purple and blue flames on Remus' face, which Remus then enchanted to move. She doesn't only care for Remus just because he's Lily's friend -- Remus once hears her ask Lily whether he's okay. Alice once called Remus adorable. She likes to tease Remus and Lily, implying they're romantically interested in each other when they're not.

In the waterfight of Chapter 88 of Book One Alice teamed up with James, sitting on his shoulders. Earlier in the chapter she also skipped rocks with him and Peter.

Alice will eventually marry Frank Longbottom and have a son, Neville.

## Trivia

Alice loves plants and animals and is uncomfortable using animals in Transfiguration and Charms.

Her favourite subjects are Charms and Astronomy.

Alice is planning on taking Care of Magical Creatures as an elective. Going off of her reaction to Remus saying Ancient Runes sounds like fun, it in turn is a subject she is *not* interested in.

Alice cannot see thestrals.

Alice's boggart is a thunderstorm.

She owns a Hufflepuffskeins album.

1. ↑ Book Two, Chapter Eight: Mature Enough
2. ↑ Book One, Chapter 45: Hexes and Jinxes
3. ↑ Book One, Chapter 88: Splashdown!
4. ↑ Book Three, Chapter 14: Only For The Two Of Us
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 Book One, Chapter 70: Wolfsbane
6. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 146: Truth Or Dare?
7. ↑ Book One, Chapter 91: Aftermath
8. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 48: Treasure Hunt
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 Book One, Chapter 75: Dogs Always Get Into The Trash
10. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 20: How Dare You Spoil Your Friends
11. ↑ Book One, Chapter 30: Still Figuring Out This Friend Thing
12. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 12: Do You Not Know What Fatal Means?
13. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 60: Nightmares And Strange Dreams
14. ↑ Book One, Chapter 41: Slytherins Are Terrifying
15. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 141: Remus's Boggart
16. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 131: A Close Call
Sylvain Charlemagne

**Sylvain Charlemagne** started as the **Defense Against the Dark Arts professor** in Hogwarts in autumn 1973. He comes **from France** and is **the** **uncle of Jean-Marie Charlemagne**.

Professor Charlemagne is rather short and has darkish skin, big eyes, short curly grey hair, a slight beard, and a paunchy stomach. He wears fancy robes. Remus guesses him to be in his fifties or sixties.

Charlemagne is a believer in happy chances, serendipitous events.

## Regarding Remus

Professor Charlemagne chose Remus to help his nephew at Hogwarts. Charlemagne's sister taught in Beauxbatons for a while and mentioned Lyall Lupin to Charlemagne a few times, and the man thought the name appearing again was an interesting coincidence that may bring good luck.

Before Remus, Charlemagne had never met a werewolf before, at least to his knowledge. He has always been frightened of lycanthropes and bought into the stereotypes. However, he started questioning what he knew the moment he first saw Remus. Professor Charlemagne can sympathize with one's life being forced down a path not of their choosing, and knows that society can be wrong about a lot of things. He aims to do well as Remus's teacher, treat him well and learn out of his prejudices.

Charlemagne appreciates Remus's sarcasm and was amused by it when they first met.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Book Three, Chapter 13: Bon? Beau?
Margaret Lewis

**Margaret Lewis** is the **Muggle Studies** professor at Hogwarts.

## Appearance

Lewis appears to be around her forties or fifties. She keeps her hair up in an enormous beehive hairdo, always in a different color. She wears colorful clothes and lots of accessories, as well as cat-eye glasses with a chain around the ear pieces.
Werewolf Capture Unit

The **Werewolf Capture Unit** (also known as the **W.C.U.**) is a sanctioned Ministry department dedicated to handling lycanthropes. Members of the W.C.U. aren't the only ones who can do that, however, as there also exist werewolf hunters who don't work for the department.

In September 1971 captured and executed an allegedly feral witch, who had been found "*pretending to be a normal witch in a community with several children*." The incident was covered in an article by the *Daily Prophet*.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Book One, Chapter 10: A Wolf In Lion's Clothing
Catterick

**Catterick** is a Hufflepuff student a year above the Marauders. According to Simon Bones he is a jerk, which checks out as Catterick has been bullying Donald Rivers.

In the spring of 1973 Catterick and some other third-year Hufflepuffs tried to get revenge on Regulus Black, whose friend had harassed the little sister of one of them. Sirius joined the fight to defend Regulus and punched Catterick right in the eye.

Catterick shares a dorm with two friends.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Book Two, Chapter 102: Big Strong Arms
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Book Two, Chapter 103: The Hufflepuff Plot
Diggory

**Professor Diggory** was the Arithmancy teacher and Hufflepuff Head of House during Fawley's time at Hogwarts. After Fawley returned a candlestick she had stolen from the High Table, Professor Diggory questioned her very intensely, removed "quite a few points" and have her detention.

1. ↑ Book Two, Chapter 111: Weird and Wrong