recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Marian Dahl

* Biography
* Threat Assessment
* Trivia and Notes
* Gallery

## Baby Doll

*Missing Data*

## Arkham Profile

### Medical Profile

* Patient suffers from a uniquely severe case of systemic hypoplasia, resulting in her body being unable to physically age past that of a toddler. Despite that, patient is in overall good health and her condition has not caused any undue deformity that usually accompanies a diagnosis such as hers.

### Psychological Profile

* Patient is 33 years old, but due to her child-like appearance she has adopted a persona more fitting in which she speaks in "baby talk", wears child clothing, plays with toys, and maintains use of child-like mannerisms.
* Patient shows signs of suicidal tendencies but is intent to take "loved ones" with her, possibly an indicator that she is afraid to be alone, even in death.

### Behavioral Profile

* Patient has been engaging in an experimental therapy group with patients Matt Hagen (#61298), Roxanne Sutton (#91498), and Paige Monroe (#52113).
* Patient once had a criminal partnership with Patient Waylon Jones (#88357), which may or may not have been romantic in nature. Keep the pair apart.
* Patient's placement in solitary confinement is for her own protection and will need to be escorted from her cell daily to attend therapy sessions.
* Patient is at odds with herself. She expects to be treated as an adult but the continues to act as a child and throw immature tantrums. USE CAUTION.
* **Threat Assignment:** Low
* **Treatment Ranking:**2-Responsive
* **Intake Interviewer:** Dr. Roy Westerman
* **Assigned Patient Coordinator:** Dr. Alyce Sinner

## Trivia and Notes

### Trivia

* Baby Doll's gun is named Mr. Happy-Head.
* When she's in Arkham she's housed in the Solitary Confinement.

### Notes

* Baby Doll's Patient number (#94101) is a nod to her first appearance in *Batman The Animated Series* episode "Baby-Doll" in October 1994.

## Gallery

Baby Doll.jpgBaby DollMarian Dahl.jpgMarian Dahl
## Appears In

Happy Halloween, Gotham.jpgHappy Halloween, GothamVile 52.jpgVile 52

## Links and References

* Appearances of Marian Dahl

1. ↑ Arkham Files: Baby Doll
Lady Arkham

* Biography
* Threat Assessment
* Trivia and Notes
* Gallery

## Trivia and Notes

### Trivia

* The Lady of Arkham, also simply known as Lady Arkham, is a masked woman who has been hacking television broadcasts to declare her message of exposing government corruption and false idols. Much of her rhetoric also demonstrates that she is in devout opposition to Mayor March's proposed shutting down of Arkham Asylum. Armed with prototype security weapons and a mask that was once a proposed armament for Arkham Security under Amadeus Arkham's direction, Lady Arkham has a clear connection to Arkham Asylum but her identity remains unknown.
* She's against masked heroes and vigilantes because they break the Keene Act, even though the act was repealed.
* Lady Arkham in reality is working for Amanda Waller. She's a prisoner under mind control and experimented on in Arkham Asylum's Black Wing (and Waller's favorite test subject). She is wearing a prototype suit meant to turn an ordinary person into a formidable threat and has radioactive red liquid (Red-K) pumped through it. Her cane was designed as a weapon to quell prisoner riots in Arkham by taking the user's dormant psychic energy and magnifying it.

### Notes

* Lady Arkham is a character from *Batman: The Telltale Series*. In the game she was Vicki Vale/Victoria Arkham. Her true identity is yet to be revealed in Earth-27.

## Appears In

Children of Arkham.jpgA Message from the Children of Arkham

## Links and References

* Appearances of Lady Arkham

1. ↑ Journal: Gotham Underworld
2. ↑ VOX Box: Heretic Saga 15
3. ↑ VOX Box: Heretic Saga 16
Marcia Mardon

**NOTE: This character's second and third portrait await sponsorship. You can sponsor them here. Your support will allow this character to be explored in Earth-27.**

* Biography
* Threat Assessment
* Trivia and Notes
* Gallery

## Identity

### Known Aliases

Weather Witch (Ops Moniker)
Miss (Title)

## Trivia and Notes

### Trivia

* She is the successor to Weather Wizard.

### Notes

* Weather Witch is a gender-swapped version of Mark Mardon, the Weather Wizard.

## Gallery

Coming Soon - Female.png**Marcia Mardon** (Incognito)Sponsorship Needed - Female.pngWeather WitchSponsorship Needed - Female.pngMarcia Mardon (Locked Up)
Martha Kent

**NOTE: This character's Enhanced portrait awaits sponsorship. You can sponsor it here. Your support will allow this character to be explored in Earth-27.**

* Biography
* Threat Assessment
* Trivia and Notes
* Gallery

## Identity

### Known Aliases

Martha Clark (Maiden Name)
Ma Kent (Nickname)

### Relatives

Clark Kent (Adoptive Son)
Karen Starr (Adoptive Daughter)
Conner, Chris, and Jon Kent (Grandsons)
Mia, Laura, Carol, and Jane Kent (Granddaughters)

## Biographical Information

### Marital Status

Widowed (Jonathan Kent, Husband, Deceased)

### Residence

Kent Family Farm
1938 Hickory Lane
Smallville, KS

## Trivia and Notes

### Trivia

* She wasn't pleased with Jon Kent being born out of wedlock. Sam Lane shares this sentiment.
* She's David Conchada's friend after he was reprogrammed. He often drives her to doctor's appointments and helps with maintaining the farm.

## Gallery

Martha Kent.jpgMartha KentSponsorship Needed - Female.pngMartha Kent (Enhanced)

## Links and References

* Appearances of Martha Kent

1. ↑ Oracle Files: Jon Kent (1/2)
2. ↑ Network Files (Extra): David Conchada
Kristen Wells

* Biography
* Threat Assessment
* Trivia and Notes
* Gallery

## Trivia and Notes

### Trivia

* Kristen met Edward Nygma in Midwestern University, where she fell in love with his brain and the two were married before the end of Eddie's sophomore year. Their marriage was not an ideal one; Eddie struggled to make his relationship work, but Kristen was not comfortable with the less conventional kinds of intimacy that he was taking an interest in. After college, Eddie and Kristen moved to Gotham and began to form a life together. For a while, the change in scenery helped their relationship, as did the birth of their daughter Emily.
* She credits her skill to having studied with Edward when they were married.
* She became Lucy Quinzel's guardian in 2009 after Harley Quinn brought her to Kristen's house when she and the Joker were running away from Gotham.
* After her daughter's apparent death, Lucy didn't know how to process this and became violent and aggressive. Kristen reached out to her ex-husband to put her in contact with the girl's mother. Unfortunately, Kristen's timing was awful. Though Edward had been living a clean life for some time, he was a little tied up at the moment - literally. Joker happened to be in Edward's office interrogating the private investigator when his ex left the message on his machine. Before the end of the day, Lucy and Joker both disappeared. Lucy reappeared after few weeks at Vicki Vale's apartment.

### Notes

* She is a composite of different characters with a similar first name:
	+ Kristen Wells, a history student from the 29th Century also known as Superwoman.
	+ Kristen Kramer, an intern and colleague of Barry Allen in the Central City Police Department.
	+ Kristen Kringle, who was Nygma's love interest in the *Gotham* TV Series.

## Links and References

* Appearances of Kristen Wells

1. ↑ Network Files: Edward Nygma 1
2. ↑ This is Earth-27's Lucy Quinzel
Andrewhussie

Andrew Hussie wrote the webcomic Homestuck. @andrewhussie is a waste of people's time.

I OWN YOUR SOULS in a relationship with 420memeit ANDY HASSEL

DOESNT EVEN LIFT?? WHAT A WEAKLING

stop killing ur ocs?????? wtf <3 @pundertale

homestuck sux

follow @lemon

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Manchester Black

**NOTE: This character awaits sponsorship. You can sponsor it here. Your support will allow this character to be explored in Earth-27.**

* Biography
* Threat Assessment
* Trivia and Notes
* Gallery

## Identity

### Relatives

Sebastian Black (Father, Deceased)
Penny Black (Mother)
Vera Black (Twin Sister)

## Gallery

Sponsorship Needed - Male.pngManchester Black
Otacon

Posts the good memes. Has shitposts worthy of a Bronze Olympic Medal. A Nerd.

Tails the Fox is Otacon's fursona.

Reasons why: Both are smart (Clever as a fox, anyone?), both have some friends, both want to help the hero of their series, both build machine things, and both also have been extremely awkward around their respective heroes. Both have also peed themself. (Counting SatAM Tails.) Feel free to add to this if you find more similarities.
Kelex

* Biography
* Threat Assessment
* Trivia and Notes
* Gallery

#### General

* He's friends with Natasha Irons. He learned hip-hop slang from her. He's also friends with Thara Ak-Var.
* He speaks in third person.
* He refers to Clark Kent as Kal-El, Last Son of Krypton.

#### Systems

* He's equiped with a defese system. He has a taser-like stun gun and plasma weapons.
* Someone programmed a recording of Gandalf saying *You shall not pass!* into him.
* He has a humor module.
* He has a language monitoring program to prevent Jon and Laura from swearing.

### Notes

* Kelex's appearance bears resemblance to his portrayal in the *Supergirl* TV series.

## Links and References

* Appearances of Kelex

1. ↑ Network Files: Natasha Irons 1
2. ↑ VOX Box: Cubs Will Be Cubs
Kawaii Grandpa

## General

Kawaii Grandpa, 19

Gender: Male

Interested In: Both

* Man behind the tortilla
* Has lots of animals
* Friendly
* CHICKENS
* Funny

## Personality

~~Actually v nice~~ Literally the worst

Likes Imperator Furiosa way too much

Frequently posts pictures of his chickens Peckle the Natter baby chick, Mama Hen, Henrietta, Gertrude, Laverne, Shirley, Hester, Uno, and Screm

Also frequently posts about his cat and two dogs

Brags too much about being able to work at his local Gay Center and about his boss who is The Coolest

Drinks starbucks way too often

Gives comprehensive sex education better than american schools

Complains a lot

Does Kawaii Grandpa Storytime quite often and never disappoints with his crazy and true stories

## **Known Stories**

* Emu War
* 500 Goats
* Wall of Flaming Tumbleweeds
* The Dirt Road Story
* The Goat Thief
* The Peacocks
* French Fry Guy
* The Consumed Erotic Friendfiction
* First Kiss Was an Accident
* Gay Haircut
* "There can only be One"
* The Halloween Incident
* Kidnapped by a Baptist Church and Forced to Praise Jesus by 7-11
* Furry Ex-Girlfriend
* Spoopy Closet
* Acquired 4 baby chickens from a strip club at 1AM

## **Fun Facts**

* Lives on a farm
* Participated in National Novel Writing Month 2016 and won 5 days early
* Aunts cat was on Hawaii 5-O
* Cousin was on Judge Judy
* Was on a scrapped TLC documentary
* Was on the front page of the newspaper for being gay
* Can cook good fish
* knows a lot about rocks
❣ Im Gay ❣

## The Facts

first joined Natter in 2015 when the website was featured on the platform tumblr. They were formerly known as @rebel.

later joined the renewed version of natter on mobile devices however seemed to be in an almost constant state of sleep only waking to shitpost in small amounts before resting once more

awoke from a sleep to discover the ending of natter and quickly followed the others to the new land notter.

## Trivia

* doesnt remember anything ever
* has the ability to accidentally sleep through intense cosmic events
* was once undead, status as of know is unknown.
Useless Page

The title is self explanatory so why are you here? Supposedly this page use to be something nice but it's nothing now so stop wasting your time here and do something with your life. Go outside. Read a book. Do something other than continue to read this page. There's nothing here for you now. Just more and more of a page that shouldn't even exist.
The Arjuna Maxx Takeover

On May 13th 2017, a group of advertising students from an unknown country took to Natter as a part of a project involving slogans for a male stamina drink called Arjuna Maxx.

## Course of Events

It was shaping up to be a very normal night on Natter when quite suddenly, new unidentified users began posting in News with strangely sexual statements. It soon became clear that they were slogans for some kind of male enhancement. Regular users assumed that these posts came from new and mysterious Bots.

After this, the "bots" began to socialize with the regular users, and after some confusion it became apparent that these new users were actual people, and not bots. General conversations began, and the new users said that they were students working on a project involving a stamina drink comprised of coffee and herbs called Arjuna Maxx, and that they came to Natter to try out their prospective slogans for this project.

After even more conversation, some of the users started to very much enjoy being on Natter. As a result of this strange but warm welcome, they decided to continue to be continuous users.

Natter user Spoon Peridot dubbed these new users the Adstuds, or Advertising Students.

> *"THE WANK DRANK BROUGHT US TOGETHER" - Natter user wet hot arthritis*
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## The Adstuds

* **Creampuff .**
* **Lemon Head**
* **Nem Jep**
* **Next Hokage**
* Queen J
* **Hijabister Rapunzelillah**
* Heleysa Hamidon
* yoyo k
* **desperate .**
* Meme Lol
* Hazeeq Mikhail
* Tsarah Maimunah
Dipper

a cool natterer whos just trying to have a good time and stop the triangles. has a major friendcrush on @dapperghost

*psst heard u wanted some dank memes*

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Bees

bzzz

A bumblebee

## Fun Facts about Bees

The smallest bee in the world is named *Perdita minima* and is less than 0.2mm long. In comparison, the largest bee in the world is the *Megachile pluto*, otherwise known as Wallace’s Giant Bee, and can grow up to 3.9cm long!

Bees can see most colors aside from red. Bees sense wavelengths of light between 300 and 650 nano-meters, allowing them to see in the ultraviolet spectrum. A human's vision, by comparison, detects wavelengths of light between 390 and 750 nano-meters.

### Honeybees:

* There are three types of honeybees in the hive – Queen, Worker and Drone.

* Honey bees fly at 15 miles per hour.

* Honey bees' wings stroke 11,400 times per minute, thus making their distinctive buzz.

* Honeybees are the only insect that produce food for humans.

* Honeybees will usually travel approximately 3 miles from their hive.

* Honeybees are the only bees that die after they sting.

* Honeybees are responsible for pollinating approx 80% of all fruit, vegetable and seed crops in the U.S.

* Honeybees have five eyes, 3 small ones on top of the head and two big ones in front. They also have hair on their eyes!

* Bees communicate with each other by dancing and by using pheromones.

* Honeybees never sleep.

### Bumblebees:

* Bumblebees are large, fuzzy insects with short, stubby wings. They are larger than honeybees, but they don't produce as much honey. However, they are very important pollinators.

* There are over 255 species of bumblebees!

* The largest bumble bee is the queen of the *Bombus dahlbomii*, which can grow up to almost 4 centimeters long. This is three to four times longer than the American bumblebee.
* Bumblebees are found all over the world, the largest of which is found in Argentina and Chile and the more common rusty patched bumblebee being found in the United States and Canada.
* Bumblebees usually build their nests close to the ground — under piles of wood, dead leaves and compost piles — or even below ground in abandoned rodent tunnels.
* Bumblebees are some of the most social creatures in the animal kingdom.
* Bumblebees are larger than honey bees and generate more heat. This allows them to work during cooler weather.
* Unlike honeybees, bumblebees don't die when they sting.
* Bees are covered in an oil that makes them waterproof.
* Queens shiver to warm up their eggs

1. ↑ https://standingoutinmyfield.wordpress.com/2013/09/09/the-largest-and-the-smallest-bee-in-the-world/
2. ↑ https://www.reference.com/pets-animals/can-bees-see-color-537cafa457688eea?qo=contentSimilarQuestions
3. ↑ www.utahcountybeekeepers.org/fun\_facts.html
4. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/57509-bumblebee-facts.html
TrueChara

the demon that comes when you call its name, a super cool natterer with quality posts. may actually be chara irl. we just dont know

is also best pals with itscharatime. Apparently has a soothing voice, according to charatime. (REALLY REALLY DOES HAVE A CUTE VOICE !! -itscharatime)

@TrueChara is a big MEME who has rly great ideas and awesome art!! also is very.............Determined

**ABSOLUTE SCIENTIFIC FACT PROVEN BY MANY TESTS AND DATA I AM A SCIENTIST:** TrueChara is the BIGGEST cutie !!! Absolutely adorable, 20/10, would recommend u follow

 A cool dragon lover, does the good draw

would not dunk on, 10/10 -sans cat
The Gyhol family

The Gyhol family is a Natter family consisting of the users @gzeppeli, @HolHorse, @Rohan, @Kishibe,and @RealRohan and also @Jolmeme.

Shenanigans often happen in this family, mostly involving eldest son @Rohan sinning and @HolHorse proceeding to kinkshame. What happens next is often unpredictable. The latest incident involved user @hierophant adopting @Rohan, @rohan is now back in the GyHol family after a ton of paperwork.

## Creation

It all started when @gzeppeli and @Holhorse got married. Then they decided to adopt @Rohan and @kishibe, adopting @realRohan further on. The rest is history.

## Latest Addition

We welcome @Jolmeme into the Gyhol fam. May you sin forever.

## Personalities

@HolHorse is the kinkshamer but also the kinkshamed.

@gzeppeli is the Father and a filthy sinner

@Rohan is the first son and also a filthy sinner. He takes after his father.

@Kishibe is Rohan's son and the grandchild of @gzeppeli and @HolHorse. Might be a sinner. Is constantly fed spiders by @Rohan

@realRohan is the 2nd son and is too pure for this world. A cinnamon roll.

@Jolmeme is the 1st daughter and is smol and cute. Protect her from Dio Brando at all costs.
The vent page

place your own personal misery here

the misery doesnt have to be major, just let it all out. just vent. anything on your mind? anything causing you despair? you just wanna tell someone, or you want to let it out because keeping it in hurts? do it. edit the page and put your misery on it. we (at least i, the one who made this,) wont judge you.

its all anonymous misery unless you dont want it to be in which case whatever
The Him War - Part II

-- Please edit as more information is received---

On May 5th 2017 Him returned from the Hin War to destroy the Natter dimension.

Avery VII started rolling up a Katamari -to be named Earth 2- to preserve the planet and its inhabitants. Guy Fieri? started voring everyone, including Gurf, so that they could be safely transported the the Flavortown dimension while Him built up his power. The ascended Tut took sides with Him as they both cronched the universe.

As the universe was destroyed Zoltor ascended and ripped open a massive portal to Flavortown so Avery VII could transport Earth 2 to safety. Guy Fieri? vored the stragglers and Hurgle Turgle kept God Tut at bay. Zoltor could only keep the portal open for so long, leaving Hurgle Turgle and Guy Fieri? to fend off God Tut alone. Guy Fieri? gave Hurgle Turgle the power of Cooks to help stop God Tut's advance on Flavortown. In the end, a combination of Hurgle Turgle, Cooks, Snek, and Cow Bot put God Tut into a deep slumber before Hurgle Turgle finished the job.

Guy Fieri? and Hurgle Turgle were still trapped in their destroyed universe when Zoltor ripped open another portal and allowed them to join the Natter family in their new universe, Flavortown.

Hurgle Turgle had to be carried by Fluff for they had lost their legs to the void. With the help of everyone, they gave Hurgle Turgle new legs. Daddy Misha opened up a Denny's on Earth2's moon, Moon 2. Everyone was happy.

For now...
Sanstastic

Centuries from now, meme scholars will look back and discuss the works of @sanstastic. Some will say that they were fantastic. Others will say that they were SANSational. Both will be correct. Not only is @sanstastic an incredible meme master, but they are also an incredible person.@sanstastic was kind to me, please protect them!

sanstastic: i wanna be famus

i look up to @sanstastic as a role model -@pundertale

the mightiest memer. all hail pun master in chief. sanstastic is punderful 10/10 ghosts would recommend -@dapperghost
Jigglypuff

@jigglypuff has like 2 followers but she made her own page because she is the cool and nobody understands

she enjoys magical girls and emo music

follow her scrumblr if you like pink and death

## History

```
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

```

## Friendos

@parishilton, @blaze, @soos, @yuri and @myspace are p cool idk

and also anyone w a pokemon or smash name even if u dont know me we r frends
Selfieparty

selfieparty is a party that consists of only taking selfies, @neil and his team like to engage in this kind of events and post them on natter as #selfieparty

Here we have @neil (co-founder of natter) with his homies in the "selfieparty" attempting to gain "thirst follow" from the natter users

source: https://natter.com/posts/1016072-natter-team-in
The NSA

@theNSA had his account deleted just before Christmas so he rejoined at the start of 2016. A meme was started when he started following everyone and they got scared.

He sees all and is also known as The Magic Conch Shell and will answer any question.

Is 15 years old, Birthday is September 26th

Goes to school with @rey, @gymnast, @Trans, @weavile, @cecili4 and @succ

Skills include: Town of Salem Master, Lie Detector, Keen Eyesight, ability to see all

Goal is to follow everyone

Has a secret penguin base in Antarctica (Seen on the Natter Map 2.0)

Hobbies are: Stalking, eating, not sleeping, shit posting, following, watching you, and playing video games

Is currently on a quest with @DeathGinger

(Please Add To This Page! ;D)
Void

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Void, otherwise known as the Blank User, is a mysteriously blank Natter who speaks in broken words and zalgo text.

Void seems rather inquisitive, as it was seen to be checking out many users. It also initiated many conversations, sending apparently blank messages or vague lines in garbled text.

Void appears to be searching for its orb, which turned out to be neither Succ Orb nor any orb Zoltor could provide.

Void was widely loved by all natter users, but the persona proved unsustainable. Ereptile Malfunction later admitted that it was an alt account run by him.
Soild Snacks

Otherwise known as @NVR a regular at Brewster's streaming cafe.

100 PERCENT PURE GOOFBALL CONFIRMED

Going to consume 23 puddings. Solid snacks challenges, coming soon.

Master in stealth and CQC, Snacks shitposts on missions frequently. Her other account, NVR is a mysterious shitpost factory, famous for outbursts of cryptic messages left for unsuspecting natterers. The two's connection and seaming sameness is unexplained, as neither accounts mention the other in detail. another linked account is @egoraptor, suposedly the first account that started the chain. @tobyfox is also connected to the NVR account, as an intern for the "radio station"
Snacks also has @kazoomiller for a father, who is very supportive and a regular of Brewster's streams. Brewster and kaz's connections to NVR are unknown.
SquishyMoth

one of the cutest, nicest natterers ever. an amazing artist and an even better person.squishymoth is too pure for this world. 10/10 would love again. please protect them at all costs. they are shaped like a friend.

Also known as MOTHer and BigTiddy jr. VP of hentai club. willing to be squishy for U just call 1-800-HOTMOTH.

hhhhhhhhhmmmmooooooOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

Fuck this fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck :0 succ
Whitestorm

## 091902190219129012

cal is ferret with lemon, trapped.

theyre natter user whitestorm

*[Chorus:]*
Primadonna girl, yeah

All I ever wanted was the world

I can't help that I need it all

The primadonna life, the rise and fall

You say that I'm kinda difficult

But it's always someone else's fault

Got you wrapped around my finger, babe

You can count on me to misbehave

Primadonna girl,

Would you do anything for me?

Buy a big diamond ring for me?

Would you get down on your knees for me?

Pop that pretty question right now, baby.

Beauty queen on a silver screen

Living life like I'm in a dream

I know I've got a big ego

I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though.

(Ooh) And I'm sad to the core, core, core

(Yeah) Every day is a chore, chore, chore

(Wow) When you give, I want more, more, more

I wanna be adored

*[Chorus:]*
'Cause I'm a primadonna girl, yeah

All I ever wanted was the world
I can't help that I need it all

The primadonna life, the rise and fall

You say that I'm kinda difficult

But it's always someone else's fault

Got you wrapped around my finger, babe

You can count on me to misbehave

## Primadonna girl fill the void up with CelluloidWHO PURT SPIDERS ON MY DI

Take a picture, I'm with the boys

Get what I want 'cause I ask for it

Not because I'm really that deserving of it

Living life like I'm in a play

In the lime light I want to stay

I know I've got a big ego

I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though

(Ooh) Going up, going down, down, down

(Yeah) Anything for the crown, crown, crown

(Wow) When the lights dimming down, down, down

I spin around

*[Chorus:]*
'Cause I'm a primadonna girl, yeah

All I ever wanted was the world
I can't help that I need it all

The primadonna life, the rise and fall

You say that I'm kinda difficult

But it's always someone else's fault

Got you wrapped around my finger, babe

You can count on me to misbehave

*[Chorus:]*
Primadonna girl, yeah

All I ever wanted was the world

I can't help that I need it all

The primadonna life, the rise and fall

You say that I'm kinda difficult

But it's always someone else's fault

Got you wrapped around my finger, babe

You can count on me to misbehave

Primadonna girl
Tampon

### Relatives

my mom, my dad, my cat, my neighbor, my other neighbor, the guy who mows my lawn, mc ride, YOU

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

papyrus and sans' house

i haven't died yet LOL

## Physical description

### Eye color

all

All jokerinos aside, you can find me @: http://vine.co/ionlyuseolay

(but i've been lazy and haven't made anything soooo̥̙̠̮̟̭͓͕ͤ̒̄̃͌ȍ̶̺̯ͯ̈̄̎̓̈́̀ͅo͈̲͚̜̞̞ͬ́̌̐̊͛͌͢͞o̤͕̦̽̊́́ö̢̰̣̼͖̭͙͓̜́̈́̅ͨ͜͠o̫̼̱̮͇ͧ̎́̈́ͦ̋o̓̐ͤͥ̇ͥ́͌o̻̰͙̲̤͂͊̏̌ͧ͑͑́ͣͨ͗̓ͯͯͫ̈ͯ͑́͘͢͠͡o̶̟͎̳̩̹̞͚̼͇̖͚̻̦̮̯͔ͫ̇̾̄̀ȏ̡̡͚̲̗͚̭̠̱͍͚̈́͂͂̄́͐͑̇ͣ̋ͫ̋ͬ̈́͆͗ő̽̐ͬ́ͩͥ̇ͭ͏͏̵̩̱͕͉̣̤̜͎o̷̭̙̟̹̱͖̪̫̫̝͎̘͙͓̤̮̯̔͋̒ͪͥ̄̔͗͆̉ͪ́̆̓̽̚͡͡͡o̸̵̢̻̰̱̭̞̻̞̲̜̮͕̖̘͙̾̐ͣ̎̽̏͞o̸̮͔̟͙̲͎͎̖ͨ͑ͫ͊̋́ͤ̏͛̄̽̑̔̓ͯ͗ͣͩ͋ơ̵̴̶͖͚̼̬͔̩͇͚ͥ̅͐̓ͫͬ͂̅̇̽ͥ͡o͈̪̦̘̮̍ͤ̇̓̇ͮͧ̐̄̀̋͋ͧ̏͟͢͢͡ǫ̊̏ͯ͑ͦͭͧ̔͌̓̃̑̂ͩͩ̓̏͘͜҉̖̘͇̫͎̦̪̟̬͎̫͉͖͕̰̰͎̻ơ̘͕̳̲͍̹̭̙̮͕̗ͨ̉ͩ̾͛̈́̇ͧ̋ͬ͒́̚̚͝
Fredmans epistel no. 21

Fredmans sång n:o 21 (Måltidssång)

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Så lunkar vi så småningom

från Bacchi buller och tumult,

när döden ropar: Granne kom,

ditt timglas är nu fullt.

Du gubbe fäll din krycka ner,

och du, du yngling, lyd min lag,

den skönsta nymf som åt dig ler

inunder armen tag.

.

Tycker du att graven är för djup,

nå väl så tag dig då en sup,

tag dig sen dito en, dito två, dito tre,

så dör du nöjdare.

.

Du vid din remmare och press,

rödbrusig och med hatt på sned,

snart skrider fram din likprocess

i några svarta led;

och du som pratar där så stort,

med band och stjärnor på din rock,

ren snickarn kistan färdig gjort,

och hyvlar på dess lock.

.

Tycker du…

.

Men du som med en trumpen min,

bland riglar, galler, järn och lås,

dig vilar på ditt penningskrin,

inom din stängda bås;

och du som svartsjuk slår i kras

buteljer, speglar och pokal;

bjud nu god natt, drick ut ditt glas,

och hälsa din rival.

.

Tycker du…

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Och du som under titlars klang

din tiggarstav förgyllt vart år,

som knappast har, med all din rang,

en skilling till din bår;

och du som ilsken, feg och lat,

fördömer vaggan som dig välvt,

och ändå dagligt är plakat

till glasets sista hälft,

.

Tycker du…

.

Du som vid Martis fältbasun

i blodig skjorta sträckt ditt steg,

och du som tumlar i paulun,

i Chloris armar feg;

och du som med din gyllne bok

vid templets genljud reser dig,

som rister huvud lärd och klok,

och för mot avgrund krig,

.

Tycker du…

.

Men du som med en ärlig min

plär dina vänner häda jämt,

och dem förtalar vid ditt vin,

och det liksom på skämt,

och du som ej försvarar dem,

fastän ur deras flaskor du,

du väl kan slicka dina fem,

vad svarar du väl nu?

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Tycker du…

.

Men du som till din återfärd,

ifrån det du till bordet gick,

ej klingat för din raska värd,

fastän han ropar: Drick,

driv sådan gäst från mat och vin,

kör honom med sitt anhang ut,

och sen med en ovänlig min,

ryck remmarn ur hans trut.

.

Tycker du…

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Säg är du nöjd, min granne säg,

så prisa världen nu till slut;

om vi ha en och samma väg,

så följoms åt; drick ut.

Men först med vinet rött och vitt

för vår värdinna bugom oss,

och halkom sen i graven fritt,

vid aftonstjärnans bloss.

.

Tycker du...

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Wilburrito Ultra

## Stats

**Age:** 17 days

**Name:** Wilburrito Ultra [Baseball Emoji] [Star Emoji]

**Gender:** Nonbinary Agender

**Orientation:** Gray-Pansexual Panromantic

**Location:** In a house somewhere

**Discourses:** 3

## History

Wilburrito Ultra joined Natter early 2017, believing that it was a 3 word shitposting site. Although they discovered that it was a 100 word shitposting site instead, they remained, and quickly became a Natter regular. During the Vore Obsession in early 2017, they participated slightly but went on to regret it. They also have another account floating around under the same name, but can no longer access it, as they remade their account when Natter was having log-in troubles. The lost account haunts Natter to this day, and it is said that one viewing it could lose their account to the mysterious Natter log-in troubles. As of the beginning of May of 2017, they are no longer allowed to start discourses. In late May, they briefly renamed themselves to BURRITO SOFTBALL, but now have reverted to Wilburrito Ultra.

## General

Although Wilburrito Ultra tries to be a kind, understand individual, they are known to be extremely passionate, and easy to get fired up. Opinionated and strong willed, they are likely to state their opinions on beliefs on any kind of Natter discourse, even if it's a discourse on something simple, like the pronunciation of "GIF" or if coffee tastes good. After a bad stint of anxiety, they banned themselves from starting discourses, though they still break this rule on occasion. Their most famous discourse is the one that focused on anarcho-communism, which was the final straw that led to the revoking of their discourse privileges.

When Wilburrito is not being passionate about discourses, they are busy detailing their life through vaguely cryptic Natter posts, very basic Natter posts, and memes. Some of their more common posts talk about their crush, the bigoted people they face in school, and how awful the government is. They also talk about their love for baseball from time to time, but this is not as common as the previously mentioned topics.

## Personality

-Easily fired up

-Passionate

-Anxious

-Kind

-Stubborn

-Gentle as much as possible

-Understanding

## Homemade Discourses:

-An unknown, first discourse that has been lost to the passing of time.

-A long, heated discourse involving America's government and the concept of anarcho-communism.

-A brief discourse on how teenagers are treated and viewed in modern day society.

## Notable Relationships

-Admires Fluff

-Hurgles at Mod Hurgle Turgle when possible
Stadigt rus

**Stadigt rus**

*Melodi: Stad i ljus*

Text: Fredrik Lyngfalk

Min resa var mot floggan

Långt bortom alla tömda glas

Där allting är förändrat

Och alla gränser har för stunden suddats ut

,

Jag ville se miraklet

Och höra ord som ”vi har sprit”

Blir buren av en styrka

Som bara växer när jag stillat min törst

.

Stadigt rus

Där en man utan namn

Ger mig sprit

Och allting föds på nytt

Och så när allt förändrats

När spriten inte längre finns

Så ser jag grå fasader

Och då är resans mål

det enda som jag minns

.

Stadigt rus

Där en man utan namn

Ger mig sprit

Och allting föds på nytt

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Sans "Memer" Skeleton

## Sans wearing Jorts supporter

@skelehoodie Boy I die.

I fcuk skeletons #withmyboner. Pls don't shame my kinks #urallgonnadoitanyway.

Second page made by @dapperghost

☀http://natterunoffical.wikia.com/wiki/Skelehoodie

## Vandalize my page you kinky bastards

### no

###

## A skeleton of skeleton jokes Pls enjoy

* **Q:** Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
**A:** No body
* **Q:** What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
**A:** Bone appetit !
* **Q:** When does a skeleton laugh?
**A:** When something tickles his funnybone.
* **Q:** Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
**A:** It had no body to dance with.
* **Q:** What type of art do skeletons like?
**A:** Skull tures
* **Q:** What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
**A:** You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
* **Q:** What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
**A:** I'm bone to be wild!
* **Q:** Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
**A:** He had no body to dance with
The good the bad and the elsen

The GOOD:

@Undyne

To be, or not to be--that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles

And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--

No more--and by a sleep to say we end

The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

(FEEL FREE TO LIST YOUR NAME!)

THE BAD:

@kishinuma

THE ELSEN:

@elsen
Biomed-dockorna

**Biomed-dockorna**

*Melodi: Trasdockorna*

*Text: Johanna Lundgren*

Att va stilig men inte så smart,

vad är de å ha?

Lite av både och är väl inget fel att va?

Alltid lyckas man väl med nåt,

som PCR och Western Blot.

.

Lite trasiga och knasiga

i vårat labrocksgäng.

Lite trasiga och knasiga

det är vår refräng

.

Om din hjärna är sne,

eller tungan ur led,

om din mage är full med vin.

LAPPRI säger biomed!

Det skiter man väl i!

.

Fast trasiga och knasiga,

vi sjunger får refräng.

Lite trasiga och knasiga

i vårt labrocksgäng.

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The Final War

The Final War was the final official god war, between Him and the Natter community.

## Casualties

* Rue Rue (Annihilated by Him)
* Chog (Absorbed by Thomas)
* Krungle
* Him (Consumed by Thomas)
* Thomas The Train (Exploded)

## Aftermath

After Thomas had exploded, a supposedly all-powerful being rose from where he once stood, who was later revealed to be the person running the natter account of Rue Rue.

Afterwards, Thomas announced his choice to leave Natter permanently.
Bordeaux, bordeaux

**Bordeaux, Bordeaux**

*Melodi: i sommarens soliga dagar*

Jag minns än idag hur min fader

kom hem ifrån staden så glader

och rada' upp flaskor i rader

och sade nöjd som så:

"Bordeaux, Bordeaux!"

Han drack ett glas, kom i extas,

och sedan blev det stort kalas.

Och vi små glin, ja vi drack vin

som första klassens fyllesvin.

Och vi dansade runt där på golvet

och skrek så vi blev blå:

"Bordeaux, Bordeaux!"

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Strejk på Pripps

**Strejk**
**på pripps**

*Melodi: Inatt jag drömde*

.

I natt jag drömde något som,

jag aldrig drömt förut.

Jag drömde det var strejk på Pripps

och alla ölen var slut.

Jag drömde om en jättesal

där ölen stod på rad.

Jag drack så där ett tjugotal

och reste mig och sa;

Armen i vinkel
blicken i skyn

så var det menat

whisky och renat

vårt mål alkohol!

För dem som tål! – SKÅL

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Om cykling

**Om**
Cykling

*Melodi: Väva Vadmal*

.

Man cyklar för lite,

man röker för mycket,

och man är fasen så liberal

när det det gäller maten och spriten.

Jag borde slutat för länge sen,

men denna sup är för liten.

Vad tjänar att hyckla,

tids nog får man cykla!

.

Man badar för lite,

man röker för mycket.

och man är fasen så liberal

när det det gäller maten och spriten.

Jag borde slutat för länge sen,

men denna sup är för liten.

Det kan inte skada,

tids nog får man bada!

.

Man sover för lite,

man röker för mycket.

och man är fasen så liberal

när det det gäller maten och spriten.

Jag borde slutat för länge sen,

men denna sup är för liten.

Njut var gudagåva!

Tids nog får man sova!

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Sext

Everyone(child)

Sext[1](joined November 12, 2015) is a new Natter user who migrated from Tumblr prior to the Natter War and Natter Purge. As of November 2015, Sext has over 100+ followers and 400+ Kudos.

## Pre-Natter

Sext was formerly a Tumblr fanblog during their early years, and switched to an aesthetic blog now known as harmonicsilence.tumblr.com. They were unsuccessful and abandoned their blog once they heard about a shitposting social platform.

## Early Natter Career

   They joined Natter on November 12. Sext has not become Natter-famous, and only two of their natters have surpassed 50 renats. Some of their more memorable natters are:

"grandma.what.big.paws u.have u.fcking.furry(11.12.15)

and                                                                                                                            "trying.to.add.to a meme.before.it.dies(11.15.15)

Sext is continuing their work as a hardworking meme farmer, and hopes to maintain a successful enough career so that they no longer have to rely on the toxic environment of Tumblr.
Undyne

i only had 47 spears in my justice account

located here

sweatfish

killed by dysentery

went to fish jail

requested art from @soos of Mankini Sans and got it (image soon)

Set @irlpapyrus and @pundertale's house on fire

Is the Actual Yifflord

craves that dino tiddy

she is gay gay gay

has a jort oc PLS DO NOT STEAL

needs to be more GUCCI

squidkid was here

undyne smells

actual photo of @undyne :

   quality shit poster of the 21st century, and badass fish who can suplex boulders because why not. undyne is 100% ghost approved -@dapperghost

HOLY SHIT I LOVE UNDYNE PLATONICLY SO MUCH I HAVE A HUGE SQUISH ON UNDYNE I LOVE --@IRLPAPYRUS

   @irlpapyrus set her couch on fire BUT IT WAS OUT OF LOVE OKAY

AGREED TO GO TO NATTER PROM WITH @IRLPAPYRUS WHO I S SO EXCI TED TBH I CANT WAIT FOR THE 28TH

@tatl says good swishes and get dunked on

#IBlameUndyne

Married to @Caesar because she craved the bubblies 0\_0 <3 #bubblefishwedding
Törsten rasar

**Törsten rasar**

*Melodi: Längtan till landet*

.

Törsten
rasar uti våra strupar,

tungan hänger torr och styv och stel.

Men snart vankas stora långa supar,

var och en får sin beskärda del.

Snapsen kommer, den vi vilja tömma.

Denna nektar, lik Olympens saft,

kommer oss att våra sorger glömma.

Snapsen skänker hälsa, liv och kraft.

.

Fordom odlade man vindruvsranka

av vars frukt man gjorde ädelt vin.

Nu man pressar saften ur en planka

doftande av äkta terpentin.

Höj nu bägarn, o broder och syster

låt den svenska skogen rinna kall

ner i strupen, och om du är dyster

låt oss dricka upp en liten tall.

.

Helan tänder helig eld i själen,

halvan rosar livet som en sky,

tersen känns från hjässan ned till hälen,

kvarten gör en som en mänska ny.

Låt oss skåla med varann go’ vänner

skål för våran levnads glada hopp.

Törsten eld på nytt i strupen bränner,

leve livet, skål och botten opp!

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Jag tror

**Jag tror**

*Melodi: Jag tror på sommaren*

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Jag tror, jag tror på akvavit

jag tror, jag tror på dynamit

den ger en kraft att sjunga ut

och inga krämpor blir akut.

Man glömmer vardagslivets jäkt

och känner stundens ruseffekt.

En snaps, en skål, en truddelutt

och sen så tar vi våran hutt.

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Jag har en telefon

**Jag har en telefon
.**

Jag har en telefon, som går upp till Guds tron

och när jag ringer på, så svarar han Hallå,

Hallå hallå, hallå, Vem är det som ringer på?

Det är Frälsningsarmén som är här och undrar hur det är.

.

Jag kastar alla sorgerna bakom min rygg,

och jag ser dom inte mer, och jag ser dom inte mer.

Och jag kastar alla sorgerna bakom min rygg, och jag ser dom inte mer.

Jag är så lycklig, jag är så lycklig,

måndag, tisdag, onsdag, torsdag, fredag, lördag, söndag

Jag är så lycklig, jag är så lycklig, hela veckan lång.

Till nästa gång!

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Den gamla apparaten

**Den gamla apparaten**

*Melodi: Barndomshemmet*

Där som Sädesbrännvin rann igenom strupen,

och en flaska dunder skymta bakom den,

stod den gamla apparaten uppå vinden,

och den var i forna dar min bästa vän.

Sen kom länsman, tog det käraste jag ägde.

Tog den gamla apparaten med sig hem.

Nu står alla glasen tomma uppå bordet,

och han bränner själv den gamle djävulen.

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Nu är det jul igen

**Nu är det jul igen**

*Melodi: Nu är det jul igen*

Nu är det jul igen,

och nu är det kul min vän,

för under jul vi ej ska torka.

Nej under julens helg

ska man ha en butelj,

som aldrig nånsin man får korka.

För julen vi i kväll,

tar glaset med ett »hell»,

och det bör höras till Mallorca,

att det är jul igen,

nu är det kul, min vän,

för halsen den får inte torka.

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Vinnarlåt 2014

*Melodi: Tio små indianer*

Text: Sara Huang, Ernst Johnson, Fredrik Lyngfalk, Ida Olsson, Sofia Svensson

.

En å två å tre orbitaler

fyra fem å sex skandaler

sju å åtta å nio alkoholer

tio så sveper vi jäger

.

Alla hade labrocken på sig

för att blanda drickan till helgen

vi ska blanda handsprit och cola

för att vi gillar å festa!

.

Shhh shhh handledarn kommer

shhh shhh syra i ögat

shhh shhh skölja med vatten

nu är synen förstörd

.

En å två å tre ut i skogen

fyra fem å sex i tältet

sju å åtta å nio på toaletten

tio i fyllecellen

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Röda havet

**Röda**
havet

*Text: (andra versen) Fredrik Lyngfalk*

.

Vi gingo ned till Röda havet.

Vi lågo i där minst en kvart.

Men inte blev vi röda av'et,

men Röda havet det blev sva-a-a-art!

.

//: Men utav akvavit,

människan till kropp och själ

blir oskuldsfull och vit. ://

.

Vi gingo ner till svandammen

Trots en jävla massa gnäll

Vi blev inte av med skammen

Men nu har vi ESB-e-e-L

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//: Men utav akvavit,

människan till kropp och själ

blir oskuldsfull och vit. ://

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弓弦（Bow string）

Bow string

 * Activate rope tool
* Right-click wemp fibre (0.013 kg)
 * Uses ropemaking

## Description

Bow strings are needed to use bows. It is made out of wemp fibre with a rope tool.

The quality
 of the bow string can affect the hit chance of the bow. Higher quality
reduces the chance that the string breaks when the bow is used.

One is needed to create a bow trap.

Bow string is very good for training Ropemaking with as it only uses 0.013kg each attempt.
Scientist

Scientist (AKA Alphys or Jasper) is a nonbinary fuckface who is literally Alphys. He's very experienced with Wikia, having been obsessed with it years ago. Make him a mod, please. He'll make the layout more magical.

He won the first Hunger Games.

## About

    Having a background mostly consisting of Mother 3, Steven Universe, and dragons, Scientist is a highly-experienced shitposter of the gods. He always posts in all lowercases, knowing it makes the shitposts more shitposty. He only speaks properly when he feels like it'll make it funnier or if he's trying to be nice or some shit.

(hes really an asshole in other words)

## Hits

* "are frogs neurotypical" (first hit ever)
* "gender bee-nary"
* "mitochondria is the powerhouse of natter"
* this art
* "icarly furry au"
* "i am the sans guardian, guardian of the sans"
* "but everything changed when the yaoi attacked"
* "my fursona: pepe"
* "dennys body pillow"
* "yiff yiff fall in love"
* "lunchables rule 34" (biggest hit)
* "im trash. renat if you're also trash"
* "aseuxal bi/panromantic alphys. renat if you agree"
* "flowey sounds like yaoi"
* he made fucking jerry in spore
* renat if you're fedoraphobic

## commonly asked questions

**"are you taken"**

yeah

**"are you fictionkin with alphys or something"**

yeah

**"are you comfortable with doubles"**

nah

**"are you autistic lol"**

yeah

**"are you a boy or a girl"**

nah

**"why do u say youre trash"**

bc i am

**"so about that, are you a boy or a g-"**

nah

## Gallery

scientist's icon before he hit 1k kudosscientist's social test from beginning to endsome of his bad artfor some unknown reason, he thought this would get popular. (it didnt)scientist's natterprom outfitmore bad art from scientistTHIS IS HIM IRL
## Notes from others

@lapis thinks scientist is very nice and cool

@Toriel scientist is 100% pure shitpost

@dapperghost says: irl alphys, super rad shitposter. 10/10 ghosts recommend

## Trivia

* says hes gay but actually is pan
* has a body pillow irl
* garbage
Så länge alla kan stå

**Så länge alla kan stå**

*Melodi:*
Så länge skutan kan gå

.

Så länge rösten är mild

så länge ingen är vild

så länge spegeln på väggen ger halvskaplig bild

så länge alla kan stå

så länge alla kan gå

så länge alla kan tralla så fyller vi på.

.

För vem har sagt att just du kom med storken.

för att bli glad av att lukta på korken?

men kring vårt bord här nå'nstans,

vi höjer bägar'n med glans och låter ölet gå ner i en yrande dans.

För vem har sagt att just du ska vara yster ikväll,

och dansa och fröjda på kalaset?

Ja, vem har sagt att du inte bli alldes för full,

om du alltid har fullt uti glaset?

.

Så länge rösten är mild

så länge ingen är vild

så länge spegeln på väggen ger halvskaplig bild

så länge alla kan stå

så länge alla kan gå

så länge alla kan tralla så fyller vi på.

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Druckna sällskap

**Druckna**
sällskap

*Mel: Öppna landskap*

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Jag trivs bäst i druckna sällskap

 Nära baren vill jag bo

 Några kvällar varje vecka

 Så att själen kan få ro

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 Jag trivs bäst i druckna sällskap

 Där tungorna fått fart

 Där klackarna slår högt i tak

 Och allt känns underbart

Där dricker jag mitt brännvin själv

Och tafsar på Johannas/Johannes bröst

Jag dricker det med välbehag

Tills jag fått annan tröst

Jag trivs bäst i druckna sällskap

Nära baren vill jag bo

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