Fun and Laughter (Sixteen Princesses Version)

After the Sixteen Princesses ran away from home and turned themselves into mortals (after they drank the potions that made them mortals the Fourteen Witches gave them at their cottage) after a heated argument with their ex-fathers (The Twelve Kings), her ex-grandfather Amos Slade, and her mother Queen Elinor, the Twelve Queens, Widow Tweed, Geppetto, their new husbands, King Agnarr, Queen Iduna, King Fergus, and his new wife, Lady Gertrude Van Der Gelt, berated and chewed them out for making their daughters and granddaughter run away from home and called them out on their behavior, telling them that they will never be Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, or Princess Cadence.

The next morning, the Sixteen Princesses got themselves lost in the jungle and collapsed onto the grass, nearly dying of exhaustion.

Later that same day, four crows and a circus mouse came to the girls passed out on the ground.

"Oh, looky here, looky here!" Lil' Urle said, pointing at the sleeping girls.

"My, my! Why this is most irregular!" Reverend Zachariah said, observing them.

"Well, I just can't believe my eyes!" Tyrone said, rubbing his eyes as he saw Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, and Merida.

"They ain't dead, is they?" Lil' Urle asked.

"No. Dead people don't snore," Big Daddy Lou answered. "Or do they?"

"I don't know." Timothy answered, as he and the crows whispered how they got separated from their own families.

"Uh, what's all the ruckus?" Jim Crow asked, flying down towards the group. "Come on, step aside, brother!" Jim Crow said, as he paced back and forth. "Uh, what's cooking around here? What's the good news? What's frying, boy?" Jim Crow asked.

"Just look over there, brother." Lil' Urle said.

"And prepare yourself for a shock." Big Daddy Lou added, as Jim Crow looked at Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, and Merida, still passed out.

"Aha! Well, hush my beak!" Jim Crow said.

"Golly, it's sixteen little girls." Timothy said, looking at the Sixteen Princesses. "Two little mouse girls, a little chipmunk girl, a little Seedrian girl, a little hedgehog girl, a little snake girl, and ten little human girls!" Reverend Zachariah said, as he and the others looked at them in amazement.

Tyrone went over to Jim Crow and said, "Go ahead. Wake them up, brother."

"Yeah, find out what they're doing here." Lil' Urle added.

"Yeah." Reverend Zachariah agreed.

"And ask them what they want." Big Daddy Lou added.

"Go ahead, tell them." Timothy encouraged him.

"Okay, boys. Leave it to me." Jim Crow said, as he flew towards the still passed out girls and looked at them. As Jim Crow observed them, he smoked in Olivia's face, using his cigar. Olivia woke up in a coughing fit. Then she and the other Fifteen Princesses yawned and looked at Jim Crow, facing them.

Minnie groaned and asked, sleepily, "Who are you guys?"

"Jeez, it *is* a group of little mouse girls, a little chipmunk girl, a little Seedrian girl, a little hedgehog girl, a little snake girl, and ten little human girls!" Jim Crow exclaimed, as he darted from the Sixteen Princesses. He ran towards his brothers and Timothy and called out, "Run, you guys! Move it!"

But his brothers and Timothy calmed him down. "Don't worry, brother. Those girls are friendly," said Big Daddy Lou. "They're not like the mischievous kind."

Then Zachariah crouched down to the Sixteen Princesses' level. "Look at those girls! They're so beautiful!" he said, "Yet so lonesome."

"Can we take them someplace for something to drink?" asked Tyrone.

"Tyrone, are you nuts?" Timothy asked, throwing his arms up in frustration, "They're immortals; they want to haunt us as if they're ghosts!"

"Don't be silly, Timothy," said Lil' Urle. "They're not immortals anymore. They drank the potions the Fourteen Witches gave them that could turn them into permanent mortals."

"Maybe those girls will be on our side." said Tyrone.

"Ha!" Jim Crow laughed, "That's the craziest thing I ever heard!"

"Come on, Jim Crow," said Timothy, putting a hand on Jim Crow's shoulder. "Those girls have had a hard time in the Magical Realm. And we should let them get used to this new place." He walked to the other side of the jungle.

"Well, that's true." Jim Crow smiled.

"So, we're keeping them?" asked Big Daddy Lou.

"Of course." said Timothy with a scoff.

"Who's the brains of this outfit?" asked Lil' Urle.

"I am." replied Zachariah.

"Me too." Lil' Urle chimed in.

"My point exactly." Tyrone nodded.

"Boy, I'm fried," Lil' Urle said, wiping his forehead. "Let's get out of here and find some shade."

And with that, the now-awake, but thirsty, Sixteen Princesses followed Timothy, Jim Crow, and his brothers to the farther side of the jungle.

In the farther side of the jungle, Timothy, Jim Crow, and his brothers had already welcomed the Sixteen Princesses into a treehouse in the canopy. They had also given each of them a cup of coffee to perk up.

"Feel better?" asked Timothy.

"Yes, we think so." said Alice.

"You nearly died!" Jim Crow gasped.

"We found you girls out all alone in the sun." said Big Daddy Lou.

"Thanks for the coffee, guys." said Wendy sadly, as she and the others left the treehouse, climbed down the ladder, and walked away in sadness.

"Hey, where are you going?" asked Tyrone asked in concern.

"Nowhere." Olivia said sadly.

Seeing the girls walking off, Timothy, Jim Crow, and his brothers left the treehouse and climbed/flew down to witness what was going on.

"What's wrong with them?" asked Timothy.

"I think we overdid it." Lil' Urle guessed.

"We were only trying to make them at home." said Zachariah.

"Yeah," said Timothy. "Otherwise, they wouldn't be in this neck of the jungle."

Seeing the girls walk away in sadness, Timothy and the five crows walked/flew over and called out, "Hey, girls! Wait a minute! Don't go away, feeling like that."

"You've done enough." said Olivia sadly.

"Just leave us alone for right now." Lilo added sadly.

"Aw, what's wrong, girls?" Timothy asked the Sixteen Princesses.

"You know, you look like you haven't got a friend in the world." said Jim Crow.

"We haven't." Kairi replied sadly.

"Haven't you got any parents or siblings?" asked Tyrone.

"No," said Sally. "Our ex-fathers, Amos, and Elinor don't want us in the Magical Realm."

"We know how you feel, girls." said Jim.

"The Twelve Kings, Amos, and Elinor don't want *us* in the Magical Realm, either." said Big Daddy Lou.

"We may look shabby," said Timothy. "but we've got hearts."

"And feelings, too." added Zachariah.

"And you sixteen have better parents here," said Lil' Urle. "Along with nice brothers who joined you in this place."

"Also, just to prove it to you," Jim Crow added. "We're gonna let you join our little group."

"Yes," said Timothy. "Like he said."

"Girls, we'd like to make you eight honorary mice and eight crows," said Lil' Urle. "Even though you two are already mice."

"And if we want to make you eight honorary mice and eight honorary crows," said Timothy, "I suppose 'how-do-you-do's' are all in order. My name's Timothy Q. Mouse."

"My pals call me Jim Crow," said the cigar-smoking crow. "The shorty here is Lil' Urle."

"How you doin'?" The first crow said, shaking Cosmo's hand.

"This one here's Ol' Reverend Crow Zachariah," Jim Crow said, introducing the tall crow.

"It's a pleasure, my dear ladies," the tall crow said, kissing Amy's hand.

"This clown here is Tyrone Crow." said Timothy.

"Nice to meet ya," the crow in the striped shirt said, shaking Kilala's hand.

"And here's Big Daddy Lou." Timothy and Jim Crow finished together.

"How do you do, ladies?" the fat crow said cheerfully.

"What are your names?" Timothy asked the Sixteen Princesses.

The girls looked at the circus mouse and crows. "Hi! My name is Susan Test." she said with a smile.

"I'm Sally. Princess Sally Alicia Acorn." the brown chipmunk/squirrel said kindly.

"My name is Cosmo. Cosmo the Seedrian." the Seedrian replied gently.

"Name's Amy Rose." the pink hedgehog said happily.

"Name's Kilala Reno." she greeted.

"My name is Alice." she said happily.

"Hello, I'm Namine." she greeted.

"Flaversham. Olivia Flaversham." the mouse said pleasantly.

"My name is Wendy. Wendy Moira Angela Darling." she said in a polite manner.

"I'm Kairi." she greeted cheerfully.

"My name is Lilo Pelekai." the Hawaiian girl said.

"My name is Viper." the snake said cheerfully.

"My name is Minnie Mouse." she said happily.

"I'm Rapunzel." the very long blonde-haired girl curtsied.

"Princess Anna of Arendelle." the Norwegian girl said pleasantly while curtsying.

"And I'm Merida." she said, shaking Jim Crow's wing.

"Nice to meet you, girls." Jim Crow said, shaking Merida's hand.

"Nice to meet you too, Timothy, Jim, Zachariah, Lou, Tyrone, and Lil' Urle." Merida said with a smile. Alice, Minnie, Wendy, Susan, Sally, Amy, Cosmo, Namine, Kairi, Lilo, Kilala, Rapunzel, Viper, Olivia, Anna, Merida, Timothy, Jim Crow, and his brothers became friends.

After they talked for a little while, Jim Crow said, "Hey, do you want to live with us?"

The Sixteen Princesses said, "Yes!"

So, Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, Merida, Timothy, Jim Crow, and his brothers went to their treehouse in the jungle.

After Timothy, Jim Crow, and his brothers accepted Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, and Merida into the mortal world as mortals, the twenty-two friends decided to go for a pleasure ride around the jungle in a convertible-like coach with seats enough for twenty-two people. The coach was driven by Practical Pig, Fiddler Pig, and Fifer Pig, and it was pulled by a quartet of zebras.

"Yahoo!" Minnie giggled.

"Yahoo-eeeee!" Timothy hollered.

"Yahoo!" Alice cheered, as she and the other fifteen girls giggled while riding past Kerchak, Kala, their son, and a herd of gorillas.

Chorus: *You're whirling in a world of fun and laughter*

*You're floating on a cloud of happy dreams*

*Where nothing really ever is exactly*

*What it seems*

"Yippee!" Wendy and Jim Crow cheered together.

Then the coach pulled by the zebras came to a river with a group of hippopotami swimming in it.

"Oh no," Big Daddy Lou exclaimed in surprise. "Peter Potamuses!"

"Oh don't worry, silly," said Olivia. "They're the nice and friendly kind."

"And not all of them are named Peter Potamus." said Lilo.

The Three Little Pigs drove the Sixteen Princesses and their friends past a flock of storks and flamingoes, who took off into the sky.

Chorus: *Surprises are a commonplace occurrence*

*Astonishments electrify the air*

*There's dingle, lingle, jingle of delightment*

*Everywhere*

As the meerkats skedaddled out of the way, the group saw fourteen rockets, each with three different colored balls with different colored stars going around like a carousel.

The zebras leapt off the edge of a hill, sending Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, Merida, Timothy, Jim Crow, Big Daddy Lou, Lil' Urle, Reverend Zachariah, and Tyrone flying through the air as they cheered and laughed at the same time.

As the coach skidded down the hill, the Three Little Pigs waved to the twenty-two friends.

"Good luck, and Godspeed!" Practical Pig called out, as he, Fiddler Pig, and Fifer Pig waved goodbye.

Chorus: *Florida*

*Florida*

*State where wonders never cease*

The Sixteen Princesses and their friends each landed in a starred ball on each rocket.

Minnie landed in a blue ball with yellow stars.

Alice landed in a light blue ball with white stars.

Wendy landed in a sky-blue ball with blue stars.

Olivia landed in a blue ball with white stars.

Lilo landed in a red ball with seafoam stars.

Kairi landed in a violet ball with white stars.

Sally landed in a brown ball with blue stars.

Cosmo landed in a green ball with yellow stars.

Amy landed in a red ball with white stars.

Kilala landed in a pink ball with magenta stars.

Susan landed in a periwinkle-blue ball with yellow stars.

Namine landed in a white ball with light blue stars.

Viper landed in a green ball with white stars.

Rapunzel landed in a purple ball with pink stars.

Anna landed in a green ball with black stars.

Merida landed in a dark Phthalo teal ball with cream-colored stars.

Jim Crow landed in a blue ball with magenta stars.

Big Daddy Lou landed in a magenta ball with blue stars.

Reverend Zachariah landed in a white ball with gray stars.

Tyrone landed in an orange ball with yellow stars.

Timothy landed in a red ball with yellow stars.

And Lil' Urle landed in a green ball with red stars.

After the rockets took off into the clouds, Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, Merida, Timothy, Jim Crow, Big Daddy Lou, Lil' Urle, Reverend Zachariah, and Tyrone popped their heads out of their starred balls, laughing, cheering, and whooping while being spun around.

Chorus: *Florida*

*Florida*

*State of happiness and peace*

*You're whirling in a world of fun and laughter*

*You're floating on a cloud of happy dreams*

*Where nothing really ever is exactly*

*What it seems*

After the rockets were high above the clouds, the Sixteen Princesses and their friends jumped off the carousels of their own rockets and bumped balls while still laughing.

Suddenly, the clouds flashed, as if it was thundering and giving off lightning. And rain started pouring down. Even though the twenty-two friends were still floating around in their balls, they stopped playing bumper balls and noticed what was going on.

"Who are they?" asked Tyrone.

"They're the weather nymphs." said Susan.

"What's eating them?" asked Timothy.

"They're jealous because we're having so much fun!" added Namine.

"Jim Crow!" called Viper.

Hearing the female green snake, Jim Crow poked his shoulders and right wing out of his blue-and-magenta starred ball and blew on a gold trumpet, summoning twenty-two butterflies with wings of different colors. The butterflies stopped at the balls where Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, Merida, Timothy, Jim Crow, Big Daddy Lou, Lil' Urle, Reverend Zachariah, and Tyrone were playing in and gently lifted them out.

Minnie now had blue butterfly wings with yellow tips.

Alice now had light blue butterfly wings with white tips.

Wendy now had sky-blue butterfly wings with blue tips.

Olivia now had blue butterfly wings with white tips.

Lilo now had red butterfly wings with seafoam tips.

Kairi now had violet butterfly wings with white tips.

Sally now had brown butterfly wings with blue tips.

Cosmo now had green butterfly wings with yellow tips.

Amy now had red butterfly wings with white tips.

Kilala now had pink butterfly wings with magenta tips.

Susan now had periwinkle-blue butterfly wings with yellow tips.

Namine now had white butterfly wings with light blue tips.

Viper now had green butterfly wings with white tips.

Rapunzel now had purple butterfly wings with pink tips.

Anna now had green butterfly wings with black tips.

Merida now had dark Phthalo teal butterfly wings with cream-colored tips.

Jim Crow now had blue butterfly wings with magenta tips.

Big Daddy Lou now had magenta butterfly wings with blue tips.

Reverend Zachariah now had white butterfly wings with gray tips.

Tyrone now had orange butterfly wings with yellow tips.

Timothy now had red butterfly wings with yellow tips.

And Lil' Urle now had green butterfly wings with red tips.

As soon as the butterflies carried the Sixteen Princesses and their friends to a warm dry place in the jungle, the jungle-dwelling animals scampered/flew throughout the jungle and gathered into a gazebo where they would be warm and dry.

When it stopped raining, the sun was shining again. And a rainbow reached across the clear, bright, blue sky.

Under a very tall tree with lots of branches and one very big branch enough for forty-four people, a herd of antelopes were grazing on some grass. Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, Merida, Timothy, Jim Crow, Big Daddy Lou, Lil' Urle, Reverend Zachariah, and Tyrone's clothes, hats, and accessories were hanging on those branches to dry in the sun.

The butterflies wrapped Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, Merida, Timothy, Jim Crow, Big Daddy Lou, Lil' Urle, Reverend Zachariah, and Tyrone in cloud balls, sat them on the big branch underneath the leaves of the tree, and flew away. The Sixteen Princesses, Timothy, Jim Crow, and his brothers all watched the view of the jungle as sunbeams trickled down from the clouds.

"It's all so magical!" said Rapunzel dreamily.

"It's all too beautiful!" added Anna.

"We could sit here forever!" Merida agreed.

"Boy, what a great place!" Lil' Urle beamed.

Cosmo playfully slapped him on the shoulder. This made him slap her on the shoulder back, making her giggle.

Then Minnie, Alice, Wendy, Olivia, Lilo, Kairi, Sally, Cosmo, Amy, Kilala, Susan, Namine, Viper, Rapunzel, Anna, Merida, Timothy, Jim Crow, Big Daddy Lou, Lil' Urle, Reverend Zachariah, and Tyrone smiled as they continued to look at the beauty of the jungle in the mortal world.