Future Business Plans

xThis is a list of future possibilities that have been mentioned during *Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax*.

## Future *House of Snax* Episodes

* **Mountain Dew Special:** After reviewing Mountain Dew's Baja Flash, Lilith proposed entering their top Dew flavors into canon. Diet Coke said that should be saved for a Dew special, not just a Dew episode, adding that this is business conversation that will be continued off air. (The special was later cancelled because they were no longer comfortable buying Frito-Lay products due to the company's poor working conditions at the time.)
* **Pizza Rolls:** Diet Coke and Lilith agreed that they'll absolutely do a Pizza Rolls episode some time.
* **Warheads:** Diet Coke has never had Warheads, because as a kid, somebody instilled in her a deep fear of them that has not gone away, but upon Lilith's request, she agreed that they will review Warheads on the podcast.
* **Nuts.com:** Lilith suggested that she and Diet Coke should sit down and make a nuts.com order together, then make an entire season of snacks from nuts.com (a snack website which Diet Coke recommends).
* After reviewing Cookies & Cream Hershey Kisses during episode #26, Diet Coke revealed that she has another flavor of Kisses that she wants to review on the podcast, but Lilith has had trouble finding them. "...Anyway, that's business for off the podcast, and the off-podcast business does have its own category on the Wiki."
* **Whataburger:** Diet Coke said to Lilith during Episode #27, "As soon as it's feasible, I'm visiting your dumb ass. We're gonna eat some fucking Whataburger."
* **Ruby chocolate:** Diet Coke suggested that they review ruby chocolate on the show. She thinks it is strange but likes it a lot. Lilith has never had it.
* **House of Snax Road to Vegas Episodes:** "DIET COKE: "I don't know when this will be feasible, but in the 2025 House of Snax, we do an episode where it's our combinations from a Coca-Cola freestyle... We should both drive out to Primm where there is the world's largest gas station where they have crazy snacks that we could enjoy and a huge soda fountain with a million different flavors... That could be a couple episodes... And on the way there, we're gonna pass Eddie World, the place with the giant ice cream cone and the crazy snack selection. I think there's like a whole road to Vegas mini series we could do." LILITH: "Fuck your Venmo; we should just start a Kickstarter that's just like, 'once shit is calm, fund us to grab a Zoom and take a roadtrip around the country recording House of Snaxes.'" LILITH: "Again, the House of Snax tour across the country, we're just gonna sneak a Zoom into a Wendy's and just like hover over their freestyle for like an hour in a half and be absolute fucking goblins 'okay, so you try this one, you try this one.'"
* **Pickles:** They will not review pickles. LILITH: "Of our following, if skews pretty trans feminine, so if we do pickles down the line, we're gonna get skewered." DIET COKE: "We're not gonna talk about pickles. We're not gonna say out loud what either of us feel about pickles... For all anyone knows, were just a couple pickle enjoyers going about our day, and no one has to think otherwise... Of course I love pickles! Who wouldn't love a nasty-ass, wet, bad textured, tastes like dipping your tongue in vinegar - the stuff I use to clean my sink? What about that experience wouldn't I enjoy and love and want a bunch of them on my burger?"
* **Flamin' Hot Cheetos:** Lilith believes she should try Flamin' Hot Cheetos again. "I feel like I didn't like them as a kid, and I just haven't given them a chance as an adult." This may not happen for a while, as after later reviewing Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew and Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch Doritos, Lilith requested a moratorium on flamin' hot.
* **House of Snax Basics:** HOS Basics is an ongoing series that will continue later.
* **Target Brand Circus Animals:** Diet Coke said to Lilith, "We will not do [Target brand circus animal cookies] on the show, that's a promise right now, 'cause I would not do that to you because the only way I've ever seen them sold at Target is in a gigantic bear. It's a good deal; it's five dollars, but it's a big-ass fuckin' bear of these cookies. I'm not gonna do that to you, but maybe next time you're in California, I'll get some, and we'll share a couple."
* **Camping Episode:** They will record an episode together in the woods where they review Ritz crackers, summer sausage, and a third ingredient.
* **~~Two Sweets:~~** The first *House of Snax* episode after #39 where they review two sweets will be recorded in honor of Scott Hall. This episode ended up being Episode #44, where they reviewed Blue Hershey Symphony and Mountain Dew Flamin' Hot.
* **Chips Ahoy:** LILITH: "[Vanilla Dunkaroos are] better than a Chips Ahoy." DIET COKE: "I don't know that I would agree with that." LILITH: "Well, when we get into our Chips Ahoy Basics episode, we're gonna have a talk about Chips Ahoy."
* **Little Debbie Star Crunch:** Neither Diet Coke or Lilith have had Star Crunch before. They wanted to review it, but Diet Coke hasn't been able to find it, saying, "One day. I haven't given up yet." Lilith said shat it should be reviewed as part of the House of Snax Basics series.
* **Toblerone:** "We should do Toblerone some time."
* **Strawberry Chocorooms:** Diet Coke said, "One day we'll have to do strawberry as well because I think the strawberry ones are also extremely excellent."
* **Mountain Dew Frost Bite:** Diet Coke said that she wanted to do the Walmart exclusive "Mountain Dew Shark Bite," likely referring to Mountain Dew Frost Bite, which has a picture of a shark on the bottle. She then realized that both her and Lilith have had the drink before, so it is not clear if they still intend to review it on the show.
* **~~Duff A L'Orange:~~** Diet Coke has seen this drink at Five Below every time she went until Lilith bought it and suggested it for the show; Diet Coke hasn't seen it for sale since. Since Lilith has tasted the drink already, if Diet Coke is able to buy it but then the universe suddenly removes it from Lilith's local Five Below, Lilith will pull the Kit Kat shit that Diet Coke did in Episode #7 and only pretend to drink it during the show while actually giving opinions based on past experience.
* **Pepperidge Farm White Chocolate Macadamia Cookies:** Diet Coke said they should do this snack on the show.
* **Taco Bell Big Cheez-It Tostada:** This snack may be discussed in a future episode but will likely not be one of the two snacks officially reviewed by both members, as Lilith is not yet ready to give Taco Bell another chance. In Episode #52, Diet Coke said, "I'm pretty near the Taco Bell test kitchen in Irvine, California, which as of right now for the next two weeks is the only Taco Bell in the world that's selling the Big Cheez-It thing you may have seen in the news, so I'm gonna try to sneak down there and get that for a special report. look forward to that in the coming weeks."
* **Mixed Berry Twinkies:** LILITH: "I saw berry Twinkies when I was at the grocery store today, and that seems ill-advised." DIET COKE: "Let's subject ourselves to that for a future episode."
* **Fresca:** DIET COKE: "My conception of Fresca is that it’s as sweet as a regular soda. Maybe I’m wrong… Fresca will have to be a future episode."

## Other Plans

* If they have a Patreon, this will be the highest tier reward: they'll eat cat food (with the unofficial third host Christmas Valentine) and give their opinions of the cat food. This was stated in one of the early podcast episodes and was later added as the reward for reaching the $10,000 goal on their Patreon page. Diet Coke and Lilith later talked about this tier during Episode #44, with Diet Coke seemingly having a more positive opinion of the possibility - LILITH: "I want to be paying my fucking rent off of this podcast if I am eating god damned cat food." DIET COKE: "If I'm making ten thousand dollars a month, I'll eat cat food once a month. I don't care." In Episode #45, they determined that the cat food they eat should be the cat food that their cats like. A vet recommended for BATLORD to eat wet food, and Meow Mix Pate Toppers is the only wet food he'll eat, so that is what Lilith and BATLORD would review once the House of Snax reaches the Patreon goal.
* Diet Coke said, "The cancellation of this podcast is going to be, 'we've run out of brands that we haven't found out fucked up things about.' Like, that's gonna be it"
* When discussing how many episodes they had backlogged before making the podcast public, Diet Coke said, "I think we should make 50 first... We get to 50, then you know what we do next? You know what's our next move? Toss 'em out, worthless, but we know how to do the show now. We got a year under our belts and then we go live with no backlog, just recording every week. That's the new style. That's how podcasts are gonna be done now... It's the new standard that we're gonna set here on *Lilith and Diet Coke's House of Snax.*" The plan was not executed for this podcast, but they may set the new standard on a future podcast.
* As an evil demon, the Snack Keeper once threatened to begin the HOSPD (House of Snax Police Department).
* Lilith proposed opening an Etsy store in order to sell podcast merch and the Snack Dimension sex goo to listeners. Upon being told that the goo tends to disintegrate on Earth, she responded, "Oh, we'll figure it out," implying that there are still plans to start selling the goo.
* Diet Coke said, "I'm surprised I haven't seen a 'Millennials are Killing Gum' headline. I might agree with that one. As a gum enjoyer, I might agree. Maybe that'll be how I earn money, is I write the 'Millennials are Killing Gum.'"
* Diet Coke and Lilith are looking for franchisees in hopes of getting a House of Snax franchise going. There is a $100,000 franchise fee, but once that is paid, they will send all necessary supplies, including a trained Snack Keeper and a lawyer if needed.
* DIET COKE: "What if we made- what if someone made yogurt-covered gummy bears but they marketed them as cum-covered gummy bears... The penis candy industry has been kept alive by bachelorette parties for years and years, and I think it's the 2020's and we're ready for the next step forward in evolution, and I think that is marketing yogurt-covered snacks as cum-covered snacks." LILITH: "What if we start maybe a cream-filled chocolate that we market as cum filled... To the perverts out there, that would be much more satisfying." DIET COKE: "I don't think we're gonna satisfy the perverts unless we're putting actual cum in there, and frankly, I don't see how we're gonna get that past the FDA." LILITH: "Okay not actual cum, but I think if we make a slightly salty cream, I do think that we can satisfy them." DIET COKE: "Honestly, the fucked up thing is, that sounds good. We'll put that in R&D for a little longer. We'll see what we come up with."
* After eating Sour Jacks Mouth-Puckering candy, Diet Coke commented, “Maybe if I was a little baby, my mouth would pucker” due to their lack of sourness. Lilith then proposed, “We should try that. We should get a baby on the- No, we shouldn’t. That sounds like a bad idea. That sounds like an incredibly bad idea.”
* After saying "Where's the grape?," Diet Coke remarked, "We just gotta wait a couple more years. We can be the new 'where's the beef' ladies."
* At the beginning of Episode #23, Diet Coke said, "Our next snack should be cum. When we do a Patreon, we'll do the cum episode... I don't know whatever you were about to say, but we're not really gonna do the cum episode. That's not a real idea."
* Lilith said, "This podcast needs to be timeless. I want them to put this on the next Voyager probe."
* During Episode #30, Diet Coke and Lilith both said that they were very excited about the idea of Coca-Cola scented perfume.
* "We gotta find, like, the snobby food review podcast that we can feud with in a 80's movie style slobs vs snobs situation." -Diet Coke
* Lilith jokingly said, "We'll save it for our next podcast after *House of Snax* wraps up, but [Kevin Sorbo's] performance in *God's Not Dead 1*, it's really incredible," hinting at an upcoming podcast about either *God's Not Dead* or Kevin Sorbo.
* Lilith said, "After we have retired this podcast in 2146 and we have moved on to the next podcast that we are going to be doing, *David Armalite Rifle White*, which is our retrospective on the films of David A. R. white, [Golden Oreos] will probably be in my regular snack rotation." *David Armalite Rifle White* was also mentioned in the following episode.
* SNACK KEEPER: "I'll probably die soon so that we can have a clean slate. I feel a sickness coming in my future." LILITH: "We're gonna have a bit of a continuity break, maybe get the Snack Giver back." SNACK KEEPER: "I don't know about that. I hate the Snack Giver with all my being. Dark period in my history." LILITH: "We'll have like a war between the Snack Giver and the Snack Keeper." SNACK KEEPER: "Alright, it's my life. Don't tell me what to do." LILITH: "I'm just spitballing maybe if anyone in Hollywood is out there listening, you know there's a lot of cool things we could do." SNACK KEEPER: "10 episode Snack Keeper series on HBO Max." LILITH: "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. I'm imaging 'the fall of the Snack Keeper' which would be, let's be honest, we would be lucky to get Paramount Plus on board with that." SNACK KEEPER: "This is a Tubee original." LILITH: "Yeah, there we go, I feel like we could probably swing Tubee... Anyone at Crackle is out there, just hit us up."
* LILITH: "Some day me and my best friend, we are gonna journey to the Snack Dimension and I am gonna destroy you with my mouth." SNACK KEEPER: "Good luck breathing in that Pixy dust, idiots" LILITH: "I can bring a fucking oxygen mask." SNACK KEEPER: "I'll fucking drown you in the sex goo river."
* Diet Coke and Lilith have discussed what they might do if bugs from space killed all of the presidents and installed themselves as new leaders. The full details are on the Space Bug Invasion page.
* LILITH: "I would really love to hear what the Snack Keeper being channeled through Willem Dafoe sounds like." SNACK KEEPER: "You'll have to get Willem Dafoe on the show to hear that... There's that famous picture of him in the supermarket smiling at pancake batter. He'd be a great guest, I think. Oh, also I know him personally, and he loves snacks." LILITH: "We'll review pancake batter and spilled beans."
* Diet Coke and Lilith proposed an idea for a podcast called "Sleepy and the Freak." The podcast would always be recorded at 4AM, but "Sleepy" stays up late to record while "the Freak" wakes up very early.
* DIET COKE: "It's not that this episode isn't bad, it's that it's no worse; that's the podcaster's promise... "The Podcaster's Promise" is like the dramatic limited series coming to the House of Snax Patreon soon... This is a joke. It's not gonna happen, but it's like the John Green book set in the world of podcasting, or maybe even worse than that. Maybe it's the Kirk Cameron movie set in the world of podcasting."
* After eating Sour Patch Kids Candy Pop Popcorn - DIET COKE: "We should be given legal authority by the government to put warnings on snacks that we have tried, and some of them might be positive warnings." LILITH: "If you get 'a would buy, would eat' from both Diet Coke and Lilith, you should get a sticker on your package that says so."
* Alamo Drafthouse Piss Sluts
* Lilith asked the Snack-Keeper if they could sneak a camcorder into a Snack-Dimension bullman sex show, but as camcorders do not workin the Snack-Dimension, the Snack-Keeper offered to instead write down their thoughts while watching one of the shows and give Lilith the play-by-play afterwards. She responded, "Well that's gonna have to be saved for patreon.com/houseofsnax," because the episode had already gone on for a very long time. Only Patreon subscribers can find out if they went through with this.

1. ↑ Episode #7
2. ↑ Episode #23
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Episode #28
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Episode #32
5. ↑ Episode #29
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 Episode #31
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 Episode #47
8. ↑ Episode #35
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 Episode #37
10. ↑ Episode #38
11. ↑ Episode #43
12. ↑ Episode #44
13. ↑ Episode #45
14. ↑ Episode #50
15. ↑ Episode #50
16. ↑ Episode #52
17. ↑ Episode #52
18. ↑ Episode #22
19. ↑ Episode #24
20. ↑ Episode #33
21. ↑ Episode #34
22. ↑ Episode #34
23. ↑ Episode #37
24. ↑ Episode #38
25. ↑ Episode #48
26. ↑ Episode #48
27. ↑ Episode #49
28. ↑ Episode #49