Peter Parker (Earth-616)/Quotes

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A list of all the notable quotes by or about **Peter Benjamin Parker**, who is also known as the superhero **Spider-Man**.

## Movies

### Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

#### Spoken by Peter Parker

*"Alright, people, let’s do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for the last twenty-two years, I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. I’m pretty sure you know the rest."*
―Spider-Man[src]

*"Then like fifteen years passed, blah, blah, blah, super boring, I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May, my wife and I split up. But I handled it like a champion. ‘Cause you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up."*
―Spider-Man[src]

*"Did you know that seahorses that they mate for life? Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it work? She wanted kids and... and it scared me. I'm pretty sure I broke her heart."*
―Spider-Man[src]

*"I was in New York, but the things were different. Also, I was dead, and blonde. I was kind of perfect. It was like looking in a mirror."*
―Spider-Man[src]

*"What was that? Kid electrocuted me... with his hands?"*
―Peter Parker[src]

*"Here’s lesson number one, kid. Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands."*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

*"Trust me, kid, this'll all make you a better Spider-Man."*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

*"Look, I’m not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. I got a lot going on in my dimension, like a lot."*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

*"I love this burger. So delicious. One of the best burgers I've ever had. In my universe, this place closed six years ago. I don't know why. I really don't. Mmm. You have money, right? I'm not very liquid right now."*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

*"Teenagers, just the worst."*
―Spider-Man[src]

#### Spoken about Peter Parker

*"I think you're gonna be a bad teacher."*
―Miles Morales to Peter Parker[src]

*"Why did I get stuck with the janky, old, broke hobo Spider-Man?!"*
―Miles Morales[src]

#### Dialogue

*"Hey, are you okay?"
"No I’m not."
"What’s going on with your body?"
"I don’t think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension."*
―Miles Morales and Peter Parker[src]

*"With great power comes great--"
"Don’t you dare finish that sentence, don’t do it. I’m sick of it."*
―Miles Morales and Peter Parker[src]

*"You got any Spider-Man tips you can tell me now?"
"Yeah, I got plenty. Disinfect the mask. You're gonna wanna use baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints. You don't want any chafing, right?"
"Anything else?"
"Nope, that was everything."*
―Peter Parker and Miles Morales[src]

*"Look up where Alchemax is."
"Is on a private technological campus in Hudson Valley, New York. Oh, You can teach me to swing on the way there."
"Ja, ja, ja. I'm not swinging to the Hudson Valley, Miles. Not after a hearty burger breakfast. Keep your legs fresh. You're gonna thank me later."*
―Peter Parker and Miles Morales[src]

*"And it's a no on the cape."
" I think it's cool."
"Take that off, it's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape."*
―Spider-Man and Miles Morales[src]

*"So how do we retrace Peter's steps?"
"That's a good question. What would I do if I were me?"*
―Miles Morales and Spider-Man[src]

*"Time to swing, just like I taught ya."
 "When did you teach me that?"
 "I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building."*
―Spider-Man and Miles Morales[src]

*" Hey, guys."
"Gwanda?"
"It's Gwen, actually."
"Oh, you know her. Very cool."*
―Gwen Stacy,  Miles Morales and Spider-Man[src]

*"When will I know I'm ready-?!"
"You won't. It's a leap of faith. That’s all it is Miles. A leap of faith."*
―Miles Morales and Peter Parker[src]

*"Any last words?"
 "Can I get a minute to think about it? You have a pen?"
 "Goodbye, Peter Parker."*
―Doctor Octopus and Spider-Man[src]

*"We taught him that, right?"
"I didn't teach him that. And you definitely didn't."*
―Spider-Man and Spider-Woman[src]

### Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

#### Spoken by Peter Parker

*"Go easy on the kid he had a terrible teacher."*
―Peter Parker to Miguel O'Hara[src]

*"Don't be afraid of my friend Miguel, he just look scary he has no bite."*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

*"I knew I was gonna regret making her that web shooter. I shouldn't have done it. That was an actual mistake."*
―Peter Parker[src]

*"You’re the only Spider-Man who’s not funny, we’re supposed to be funny."*
―Peter Parker to Miguel O'Hara[src]

*"If it weren't for Uncle Ben must of us wouldn't be here. All the good things we did wouldn't be done."*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

*"You're the reason I have her, okay!!!"*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

*"I think that if did a decent job raising her, she would end up to be like you. And that got me excited, because you're a wonderful person and I like being around you!!!"*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

*"Ha, ha, You're so bad holding a baby!!"*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

#### Spoken about Peter Parker

*"Oh boy, the Humbling Reality Spider-Man has arrive."*
―Hobie Brown[src]

*"I don't know if I said that before, but you're a terrible mentor."*
―Spider-Woman to Spider-Man[src]

*"You were such a nerd in high school."*
―Mary Jane Watson[src]

#### Dialogue

*"You disrupted a canon event"
"He wasn’t thinking, it’s not his thing"
"That’s insulting"*
―Miguel O'Hara, Peter Parker and Miles Morales[src]

*"Peter, we got your location"
"Send everyone"
"No, you don't have my location. Everyone abort!!!"*
―LYLA, Spider-Man 2099 and Spider-Man[src]

*"What is he doing?"
"Yeah, I don't think he planned this out."*
―Spider-Woman and Spider-Man[src]

*"He just defeated you. So I'm not a terrible mentor"
"You’re both equally terrible, does that settle it?"*
―Spider-Man and a frustrated Spider-Man 2099[src]

*"Peter, you wanna back me up?"
"Well Okay, Miguel as a father of a daughter and the son of a mother--"
"Actually stop talking"*
―Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker and Jessica Drew[src]

## Deleted Scenes

### Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

#### Spoken by Peter Parker

*"You can't think about saving the whole world. You have to think about saving one person, Miles. You just think about someone you love"*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]

*"Look Miles this hero thing, it gets really, really complicated, you'll lose things. And look maybe if I can go back home and I can have another chance maybe I would do some things I didn't do"*
―Peter Parker to Miles Morales[src]