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Damjan Jovanović

Damjan Jovanović (Serbian: Дамјан Јовановић) is a Serbian wanted criminal, illegal game show host and contractor who hires Merc Co. usually for technology theft contracts.

## Damjan Jovanović

* Normal
* Incognito

## Personality

He is infamously known in Europe as the "Serbian Coward", as he uses methods of lying and evasion to escape his problems and either running away from them or having someone else to solve them for him. He's very scaredy and paranoid, so whenever he goes somewhere that isn't underground he wears a disguise that consists of a jacket, face mask, sunglasses and a golf cap. He always carries a pocket knife in case he gets attacked or questioned, but he's mostly too scared to use it.

## Backstory

Damjan was a regular office worker a few years back, he was irresponsible towards the taxes and extra costs at home, so he appealed to tax evasion. He made a lot of savings from the salary while no one was even aware that he didn't paid his taxes for 2 months. He used the savings into creating an online business that was about to make him rich, until he was caught by the police, he used false information that framed one of his colleagues for the crime he did. Ever since he dodged the prison trip, he goes underground hosting various illegal game shows, evading taxes and responsibilities and going incognito in the public, and many other meticulous plans for gaining money illegally. One of his recent illegal game shows involved Biker Pyro shooting zombies in an abandoned mining shaft. Everyone put a bet that Biker Pyro will survive while Damjan put the bet on Biker Pyro failing and dying. Since Biker Pyro survived he lost a lot of money and expressed his anger while unaware that Biker Pyro was in the same room as him. Resulting in Biker Pyro yelling and him, Damjan cowered in fear before getting punched in the face by Pyro and leaving him unconscious.

## Abilities

* Convincing Lying-Damjan is very good at lying, as he used false information and lied to the police about his tax evasions and dodged the risk of going to jail.
* Hiding Skills-Damjan can hide himself and his activities from the authorities with an impressive attention to details, such as wearing gloves to not leave prints, hide any kind of evidence etc.
* Theft-He's a very sneaky thief, he always makes sure nobody notices him stealing anything, even boxes of high-tech equipment.
* Technology-He has stole a lot of high-tech equipment to make his own game shows, from zombie shooting fields to hidden cameras.

## Gallery

Damjan hosting an illegal guessing game show with hidden cameras
Inferno MC

The Inferno oulaw motorcycle club, better known as Inferno Motorcycle Club or Inferno MC, is an outlaw motorcycle club that appears as a reccuring group of biker gang in the Merc Co. comics and screenshots.

## Inferno MC

### Commanders

Biker Pyro
 Big Wheel Brody

### Agents

Dog Face
Klover
Firecracker
Fuel Rat
Patch
Lead Head
Skinny

### Business

Vandalism
Illegal Motorcycle Races
Gun Trafficking

## Members, ranks and statuses

* Biker Pyro-President, Alive.
* Big Wheel Brody-Vice President, Alive.
* Dog Face-Interrogator/Prospect, Alive.
* Klover-Enforcer, Alive.
* Firecracker-Secretary, Alive
* Fuel Rat-Road Captain, Alive
* Patch-Treasurer, Alive
* Lead Head-Sgt. At Arms, Alive
* Skinny-Member, Alive
* Several other members-Varies (Mostly alive)
* Randal Kendrick-Founder, Deceased

## Role in story

The Inferno MC is a prominent gang in Biker Pyro's backstory as well all screenshots and comics related to him. The Inferno MC is the Teufort Police's worst nightmare, not only for the mass crimes they commit, but also because they're outnumbered by them. They often fight and have others imprisoned or killed, but they always get their revenge in the end. When they're not fighting cops they either hang out drinking beer and having barbeques or fighting their rival gang, the High Road Truckers, both gangs were at peace and even helped each other until the leader of the truckers broke the peace treaty in order to claim the Inferno MC's territories, they've been at battle for a long time after that and it continues on even today. Although things got calmed later they are still likely to attack each other when they meet.
Hunter Sniper

> "*Jawel! I'm like Van Helsing, but instead of monsters, I hunt bounties!*"
> ― Hunter Sniper introducing himself
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Melchior Langbroek is a Dutch bounty hunter and mercenary sniper who joined BLU Nation to replace Arabian Sniper after his departure.

## Personality

Melchior is a stoic hunter which rarely shows his emotions and is highly driven by greed and thrill-seeking. He loves to hunt down bounties for both money and for the sake of action. He is generally quite and only talks when asked. He however refuses to talk about his past. He is also highly aggressive towards competitors, as he oftenly gets revenge on those who claims bounties Melchior personally hunted for.

## Backstory

Not much is known about his past as he refuses to talk about it, but he has been hunting bounties for a long time and proved his skill directly to High Commander Dragonbreath when asked about what he can do.

## Abilities

* Hunting Skills - He is a very skilled hunter, he has a vast amount of knowledge about hunting and hunting tactics

## Trivia

1. Although his outfit is based on one of the outfits wearable in Bloodborne, his character is more based on Van Helsing, a famous fictional monster hunter in Bram Stoker's book "Dracula".
2. His crossbow is actually a modern hunting crossbow rather than a medieval one.

## Gallery

Melchior training before joining BLU Nation
Misterio y crimen en Khanan Wiki

## Actividad reciente

Les presentamos una novela escrita en forma colaborativa por los niños de sexto grado de la Escuela Nº 2 de Gualeguay, Entre Ríos, Argentina.

Primer Capítulo: "El enigma de las hermanas"

Segundo Capítulo: "La gran fiesta Universitaria"

Tercer Capítulo: "La maldad de Sabrina"

Cuarto Capítulo: "El encuentro con la verdad"

Quinto Capítulo: "El peor destino"

Harry

Terry

Bautista

Jeronimo

Sabrina

Ana

COLABORA CON ESTE WIKI

Para escribir un artículo, ingresa el título en la caja de abajo.

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Augustín Kovac

Augustín Kovac was a Slovak street thug, frequently getting in trouble with the main squad mercs or the police along with his friend, Dobri Hristov

## Personality

Augustín is a snarky, thuggish, trash-talking street thug, he hates a lot of things from the place he lives, the fact that he's almost broke, or Dobri's low intelligence, he's mostly the "smart" guy of the duo, often criticizing Dobri's incompetence when it comes to accomplish a task.

## Backstory

Augustín was a High School bully who frequently harrassed other students and break the rules, he was also regularly flirting with Kristína, she couldn't stand him, but at the end of High School, they fell in love after he brought her on a hill to get a better view at the outdoors cinema, he was also the only one who defended Dobri when everyone made fun of him for being overweight, ever since they were best friends, even though he frequently insults him and do petty crimes together. He along with Dobri were killed by Ninja Scout.

## Abilities

* Trash-talking-He trash talks everyone (especially Dobri), he's not that good at it, but it's the closest thing to a skill that he has.

## Gallery

Augustín getting arrestedAugustín and Dobri before their demise
Cartoon Network (Penisia)

**Cartoon Network** is a Penisian television channel. It broadcasts from 5:30am to 10pm. From 10pm to 5:30am, the Penisian version of the Toonami programming block airs.

## Programming

* *Adventure Time*
* *The Amazing World of Gumball*
* *Steven Universe*
* *We Bare Bears*
* *OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes*
* *Logang and Friends*
* *Courage the Cowardly Dog*
* *Teen Titans Go!*
* *The Powerpuff Girls (2016)*
* *Behind the Meme*
* *To be completed.*
Penisia Wiki:List of policies

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
St Joseph and the Northern US Islands

St Joseph and the Northern US islands is a country in Canada made of of a mainland and several surrounding islands that formed due to the volcanic activity in Hawaii. The country was originally a town in the United States called "Point Roberts," an exclave from the United States. The country also occupies parts of what was British Columbia.

## History

The first documented mention of the country was in 2400BC, written on a slab found a few hundred feet underground. The Empire of St. Joseph was said to be one of the largest in the world, rivaling that of the Greeks and later the Romans. During this period, the empire was the only one that supported freedom of religion, and so was an escape point for fleeing puritans during Queen Elizabeth I's reign in the mid-late 1500s and the early 1600s. The country also held quite a large Muslim population, which it still does today.

The country was practically null and void throughout the 1800s into the early 20th century, when it was recognized in 1910 as a country again, after being annexed by the United States in 1785.

## Culture

The country has always had a relatively small but thriving music scene.
PN Two

**PN Two** is the second flagship television channel in Penisia. It is owned by the Penisian Network.

## Programming

Pretty much the exact same shows as PN One.

* More PN News
* Another show about politics
* Pay Your Taxes Already You Fool
* Homes That Look Worse Than Yours
* A Penisian Lunch
* Eaststarters Extra
* The [Different Famous Person] Show
* Even More Teleshopping (still unsure if this counts as a show)
* Who Wants To Win 2 Penisian Currencies?

Also sports.

And maybe some movies it depends how much money is in the Penisian Network's savings.
2023 Trudeau sex scandal

The **2023 Trudeau sex scandal**, known colloquially as **"The Day Canada Gave Some Muslims Head Fr"**, occurred on the night of February 6th, 2023, wherein Justin Trudeau travelled to New York in order to - allegedly unsatisfactorily - have oral sex with several Central Asian world leaders, including those of Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan and Tajikistan. The four heads of government bonded over their shared designation of the Taliban as an illegal organisation. Reporters witnessing the event, including true American patriot Nick Adams, claimed that former US President Donald Trump appeared, performing oral sex on the three Asian leaders with much more proficiency than Trudeau's performance, reportedly embarrassing Trudeau in the process. Canadian state-supported media censored journalistic coverage of the scandal.

1. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/595865895671431182/595865895671431184/1008738728761622599
2. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fanon-wikis.8794/
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1623019114024370177
PN One

**PN One** is the flagship television channel in Penisia. It is owned by the Penisian Network.

## Programming

It airs shows.

* PN News
* Some show about politics
* Pay Your Taxes
* Homes That Look Better Than Yours
* A Penisian Breakfast
* Eaststarters (every channel has to have an Eastenders parody here it's the law)
* The [Famous Person] Show
* Teleshopping (does this count as a show)
* Who Wants To Win 1 Penisian Currency? (quiz show)
Condomia

The Condomian Flag

**Condomia** is a country in Canada, east of HOOPLA LAND.

## History

Last Tuesday, Robbie and the Rottens decided to build a country called "The United States of Robbie". They got down to work that day but were holding the blueprints upside-down and created "Condomia" instead.

## Language

Most people in Condomia speak either Condomian or Penisian.

## Education

School takes place from Tuesday to Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:00.

## Politics

Political parties in Condomia include the National Condomia Party and Condomian Independence Party.

## Alcohol

The legal drinking age in Condomia is five months. The legal drug age in Condomia is five minutes.
PN Three

**PN Three** is a television channel in Penisia. It focuses on acquired programming from other countries, but also airs shows from PN One and PN Two. It also airs regional programming because screw it. It is owned by the Penisian Network.

## Programming

### Daytime

Shows that air from 6 AM to 5 PM

* PN Music (it's not music it's just the default ringtones from the presenter's phone)
* Pay Your Taxes
* Pay Your Taxes Already You Fool
* Homes That Look Worse Than Yours
* Eaststarters
* Eaststarters Extra
* Whatever else is in the Penisian Network archive

### Primetime

Shows that air from 5 PM to 3 AM

* PN Regional News
* PN Regional Talk Show
* The Game of Life (Penisian dub)
* Some popular shows from other countries idk

### Late-night/early-morning

From 3 AM to 6 AM elevator music plays. That's it.
Nickelodeon (Penisia)

**Nickelodeon** is a Penisian television channel. Unlike other international versions of Nickelodeon, the channel still uses "the splat" branding.

## Programming

* *SpongeBob SquarePants*
* *The Loud House*
* *Welcome to the Wayne*
* *The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air*
* *The Fairly OddParents*
* *Logang and Friends*
* *Rocko's Modern Life*
* *Ren and Stimpy*
* *Henry Danger*
* *Mr. Bean*
* *Pinky Malinky*
* *Fortnite: The Show*
Judith Sargentini

Appearancing Daytime sleep, Night fun

Judith Sargentini (March 13, 1974 Amsterdam)

Judith Sargentini is a Dutch politician, member of the Dutch Left Left in the European Parliament, representative of the European Green Party. Formerly he was head of the left-wing Green Party faction of the Amsterdam city council.
Pingu

## Character Description

Pingu ( formerly known as pingu/robin ) is a sub character in tac and mem amaz amnie.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Pingu.

He works at Subway and McDonalds.

## Voice

Pingu's voice is based on the voice Engine 'Will (UpClose)', one of the first TTS Engines of it's kind to feature whispering voices. Weird.

Walking sound effects include mgp burping and a ruler slap sound effect.

## Appearance

Pictured to the right is pingu's character as it appears in mem and tac amaz amnie.

He is usally seen wearing a hat.
Deserion Show: United Movies

## History

The Deserion Show: United Movies is an animated movie that was released on August 15, 2010 in the movie starred Deserion Griffin for Meg Griffin, who is a 15 year old teenager. The Hungarian version appeared on January 21, 2016.

## Appearance

### Family:

Meg Griffin

Lois Griffin

Peter Griffin

### More Characters:

Cleveland Brown

Glenn Quagmire

Joe Swanson

## Duration

Deserion Show Season 5 Episode 5-11, 2 hours 12 minutes
Season 2/Episode 1- Anybody Need a Light?

**J Dubbs-** The pirates had nothing to do with Courtney's loss, but damn if it didn't feel good filling them with arrows. After this mess with the Dead Three is over, you will return to the hunt for him. Maybe this strange group you've found yourself in the company of will help you find your man-child, and the peace you are looking for.

**Irus-** You aren't sure what pushed you so hard to save Watney. This went beyond your calling, beyond your desire to help those in need. As you put yourself in harms way to save him, you felt like a greater destiny was being fulfilled. That Watney was somehow critical to future events, and you were meant to be there exactly at that time.

**Finn-** Bogar arrives home, his room at the miners guild just the way he left it. The next morning he tells anyone who will listen the story of his friend Finn, and their battle against Deadeye. Most shrug it off, Bogar being known for his tall tales. Some, however, can't help but smile at the fire in Bogar's eyes as he relives the tale over and over.

**Korgath-** Your suite has a mirror, polished and clean. You spend the better part of an hour flexing in front of it, admiring your own physique. You are eager to visit this bathhouse, not for the promise of scented waters and nimble fingers, but to find more heads to smash. You give the mirror one last flex, and retire for the evening, laying on the bare wood floor next to the bed. Beds are for wimps.

**Watney-** You're no stranger to death, and your close visit with it renews your resolve. Despite the pain of your knitting wounds, you feel better than ever. The fight with Deadeye has awakened something in you, and you are stronger for it. As you pull off your robe, and lay it on the chair next to your bed, a small pouch in your pocket that wasn't there before falls to the floor. Inside are 3 dice, and 2 gold.
S2E4- So anyways, I started blasting!

Reya was training a few miles north of Elturel when the city vanished. She watched in disbelief as the Companion's light went out, turning black as the city appeared
to crumble and sink below the horizon- a horrific image that Reya has been unable to get out of her mind. She returned to Elturel to find a crater where the city once stood, then took it upon herself to lead a group of fearful refugees west to Baldur's Gate. Before the Flaming Fist closed the city gates, Reya and a handful of others managed to sneak inside, but they didn't get far before a group of Flaming Fist soldiers confronted them. The refugees scattered, and Reya soon found herself cornered by a Flaming Fist thug. She wounded the soldier with her longsword, Bed down an alley, and stole a cloak to better conceal her armor and weapons. She's been a wanted fugitive ever since.
Deserion Show Wiki

## Deserion Show

Deserion Show is the fourty series of Deserion that started on March 17, 2006. TBS broadcasts on Friday without stopping.

Meg Griffin arrived in Quahog to visit the Griffin family, Lois decided to move to Canberra, Stan, Quagmire, Adam, Hayley, Meg, and his friends, Roger and Brian, are both alive and alive.

==

Episode Guide ==

## Characters

Meg Griffin

Peter Griffin

Lois Griffin

Stan Smith

Adam Swiht

Charlie Fruch

Roger Smith

Brian Griffin

Diane Simmons

Maggie Mother

## Starrings

Deserion Griffin (From to Season 9 Episode 15)

Meg Griffin (The first episode since)

Characters Guide
Mem and tac amaz amnie Wiki

## Welcome to the tac and mem amaz amnie wiki

this is the official wikia page for the tac and mem amaz amnie!!

we, the creators of this amaz amnie hav mad a amaz wikia!!!

**NOTE: the series name has changed from *mem and tac amaz amnie* to *tac and mem amaz amnie* so,, pp**

## Helpful Links

here are some epic and funny links to get you started around this wiki.

Characters

Seasons

Locations

People who worked on the amnie

## Latest updates to the wiki

Photos and videos are a great way to add visuals to your wiki. Add one below!
Mem

Mem from Season 1 Episode 2.

## Character Description

mem is one of the two main characters in Mem and tac amaz amnie.

## Voice

InSeason 1 Episode 1 of mem and tac amaz amnie, mem was voiced by Microsoft's SAPI 4.0 Adult Male #3, US English, L&H TruVoice TTS voice, pitch shifted up and slowed down to a crawl.

This was changed however from Season 1 Episode 2 onwards however, due to Memeuccinno, the person behind the character's personal preference to a Galician Camela TTS Voice of unknown originality, pitch shifted up.

## Personality

mem is a dedicated, sensitive and trusting character but will not be afraid to hold their ground when need be. Examples of this can be seen in S1:E1 @ 3:17[1] , S1:E2 @ 1:35 and S1:E2 @ 5:11 respectively.

## Appearance

Pictured to the right is mem's character as it first appeared in Season 1 Episode 1 of mem and tac amaz amnie.

Pictured to the right is mem's character as it appeared in Season 1 Episode 2 of mem and tac amaz amnie.
Khan

## Kahn/Kan

== Character Description ==
kahn ( kan ) is one of the sub characters in the tac and mem amaz amnie.

## Apearance

She was seen in an extra scene in EP2, and appears in EP3.

## Appearance

Pictured to the right is kahn's character as it first appeared in Season 1 Episode 2 of mem and tac amaz amnie.

The art for Kan was made by InfoKan herself.

She has green hair, a beanie and brown eyes.

oh and shes dead lmao
Tac

## Character Description

tac from S1-EP3

tac is one of the two main characters in Mem and tac amaz amnie.

## Voice

tac is voiced by a Spanish TTS Engine, of unknown originality, reading out English lines.

## Personality

tac is a quick-thinking, dedicated character who will get what they want.

Examples of this can be seen in S1:E1 @ 0:02 and S1:E1 @ 2:01 respectively.

## Appearance

Tac is in all of the episodes.

Tac from S1-EP3 has the appearence of Celestia Ludenburg from Danganronpa:Trigger Happy Havoc.

Tac's pixel sprite was drawn by mgp.
Virtual Taco

## who is this lol

Virtual Taco is a Croatian fuck who's the creator of t&m and makes the visuals for it.

They were inspired to make t&m after watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn866ZaRN-o ( go watch it, its fucking epic )

The start of it was just in Discord, where we decided to try to "re-create" the video, but with Memeucinno and Virtual Taco ( and Robin MGP! ). Then they thought of making "visuals" for it, and they did. Then it eventually branched out to a video.

T&M was first meant to just be one episode, but was later made into a series.

They make art or some shit.

They are the person behind Tac ( no fucking shit sherlock ).
Deserion Show or Play Again Meg

Deserion Show or Play, the special edition will be released on January 25, 2019.

The protagonist: Meg Griffin, who will represent the kings.

**Starring: Meg Griffin**

**Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Joe Swanson, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Lorretta Brown, Bonnie Swanson, Adam Swiht, Ruby Swiht, Emma Swiht**
Season 1 Episode 2

**WARNING! THIS INCLUDES MAJOR SPOILERS, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET S P I C Y SPOILERS, PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE READING THE FUCKING ARTICLE.**

## Characters

tac

mem

pingu

kiwi

### Extra scene

mem

khan

## Locations

Subway

Living room

The kitchen

Tac's bedroom

## Extra scene

**warning or something: sslight ep3 spoilers**

In the extra scene, as mems walking out of the house she sees kan with a jukebox.

Kan points out how the jukebox is co o l and g o o d.

Kan wants to show mem a "magic trick"

Kan shoves mem into the jukebox.
Kiwi

Kiwi

## Character description

Kiwi is one of the sub-characters in tac and mem amaz amnie.

## Voice

Kiwi's voice has only been heard saying the word 'kiwi' in repetition.

The voice engine is based on a Japanese Nintendo DS game, known as Tomodachi Collection.

## Appearance

Pictured to the right is kiw's character as it appears in mem and tac amaz amnie.

Kiwi is a literal kiwi.
Corrin Goodale

Corrin Goodale, the halfling, hails from the hills of Brazoria on the river Brazos. Coming from a family renowned for its quality brewing, he learned to brew from a young age. However, the brewery fell on hard times when his older brother nearly bankrupted the brewery by abandoning the traditional recipes. Bairn would not heed the warnings of Corrin to return to abandon the new recipe.

Corrin took to disguising himself or plainly breaking into and stealing recipes of competing breweries. When he was 32, he brewed an amber bock that was the talk of the town and brought renewed fortune to the family. The spoetzl family from Shinertown made a claim that it was their stolen recipe. The honorable Goodale clan opened their brewery to investigators before Corrin could hide the stolen recipe. But the recipe was in his brother Bairn's desk. His family was left dishonored, his brother imprisoned, and the brewery forced to close. His family turned to other means to survive.

Corrin became a wanderer. Accepting his brother's fate as the ultimate punishment for ruining the family fortune, he sought to earn a living by turning to become a rogue and a thief. He seeks to be able to send a portion of wages back to his family through his criminal network connections. Profits from his ill gotten goods help his struggling family members survive.

Skilled with a longbow and highly charismatic; Corrin prefers to fight from a distance, but get close, deceive, intimidate, and persuade when needed.

Currently between jobs, he worked his way into a local tavern in Daggerford as a brewer when the previous brewer was found in possession of the tavern owner's cashbox.
Session 2

1. Recap
2. What did we learn?
3. Kudos

Our heroes are joined by a baby dragon, who quickly attaches itself to Liev. The newborn showers Liev with affection, and a face full of acid. This does not sit well with the rest of the party, but Liev is quick to protect his child. "Keep it under control, or I'll handle it personally" their guide retorts. The party steps over the corpses of their fresh kills, and sets off for the temple further in the swamp.

With dragon in tow, the adventurers arrive at the ruined temple, rested on an island in the middle of a murky lake. Throwing caution to the wind, the fortune hunters set their sights on yet more easy prey, easily spotting a failed ambush. However, whether the crossing took more of a toll then they thought or over confident from their previous encounter, our party finds themselves quickly fighting for their lives against the lizard guards and shaman. Experience wins the day, and the enemy perishes beneath the blades, warhammers, and critical fails.

While taking a short breather, Corrin and Tharak search the floor. They stumble across the corpses of those who previously attempted to search the ruins, an iron lockbox easily cracked by Corrin, and trash; a lot of trash. Further searching reveals a makeshift throne room, containing a basilisk and Mr. Pee Pee Pants, also known as Wrecan. Begging for his life, Mr. Pee Pee Pants gives up all he knows about the keep, it's occupants, and the last three women he slept with. He even offers to cure the Swamp Ass from Liev, if anyone can find him. Will Wre...Mr. Pee Pee Pants stay true to his word? Will baby dragon do baby dragon things? Does anyone know where the hell Garrus went? Next time, on the Loaded Nerds DnD!

TIL!

1. Corrin attacking from stealth absolutely gives advantage. However, I agree with Kyle that it should becoming increasingly more difficult to hide once the enemy is aware of you.
2. If Corrin wants to use the longbow, that's fine. However, you'll be losing your proficiency bonus when attacking with it. It's up to you. We can find you a shortbow in the cage room of the dungeon, or you can keep losing -2 on the attack roll for the higher damage die. No worries.
3. Lysander can add his dex bonus to his off hand bonus attack. I'm going with what I've read in the PHB and THIS.
4. If the weapon is more metal than anything, the whole thing is going up when affected by heat metal.
5. Today YOU learned about hit dice (how is that even possible?) =) On a short rest, you can spend your hit dice (you have dice equal to your character level) to recover lost hp. Add your constitution modifier to each die used. You regain half your dice, rounded down (minimum of 1) per long rest.

Kudos!

1. To Tharak for trying to grapple a fucking basilisk. You're a beast!
2. To Corrin for that clutch lock pick. Enjoy your goodies!
3. To Liev for successfully wrangling a baby dragon. Enjoy your...acid?
4. To Lysander for unraveling Maechen's true intentions. Enjoy your romance meddling.
Garrus Valerion

Garrus Valerion kneels down and reaches into his left side bag. Dirty, earthen fingers claw for a distinctive shape. A small oval seed, smooth to the touch. After rummaging for a second he final procures it.

A wave of his right hand brings a glisten of emerald light and satisfaction to his face.

"Be strong and grow little one. May Silvanus guide you."

The deed being done, Garrus stands up, picks up his walking staff and begins the long march back to Daggerford. Soaring above him, his faithful familiar, a celestial owl named "Merwyn" guides his way out of the dense forest.

Glimpsing stars through the canopy, Garrus checks the date for what seems like the first time in forever. "It's my birthday." he thinks to himself, "I guess it's about time I head back."

His mind begins to reel about the past 7 years spent in the forest. All of the time that has led up until this moment rushes back to him. His childhood in the Summerset isles, endless sunsets, the smell of good berry pie fresh from the oven, a childhood any man would dream of. "Man."... that word stuck with him. Being Half-Elf the word "Man" all of a sudden had a strange unwelcomed company in his reflexive vocabulary.
"All this time spent out here with the wood folk I suppose."

His Elf mother came to mind. He wishes he had memories of his father. She says he was the most handsome man she had ever seen. A Bard second to none. His harp could tell the tales of the Gods she would say.

His mind shifts. He thinks about his time at the Wizard Academy of Camlorn. Tedious and boring study sessions in class rooms and lecture halls. Endless assignments from Arch-Mages and faculty. He was glad to finally be on his own, doing real research that meant something.

Following Merwyn until night became day Garrus finally saw the familiar city-scape of Daggerford. He could see black clouds of rain pouring into town.

"Welcome! I'll be with you in just a moment!" Garrus' eyes meet the gaze of an older gentleman, whose white hair and sunken eyes betray his years. The stains on his apron, and the flagons of ale he hurriedly carries to patrons betray his craft. He eyes the staff in Garrus' right hand.. "You're a cut above the normal riff raff we get in here, who are usually too lost in their mugs or the barmaid's chest to notice what's going on around them. What brings you to Daggerford?"

"Just passing through," Garrus replies.

"Well you picked a hell of a day to visit! There's to be a hanging in about an hours time. A red wizard, no less!" He'd heard of these Red Wizards. Where they go, terror and destruction follow. Garrus peers out the window, and true enough, a crowd has begun to gather in the town square. He turns back to the barkeep, but he has left to break up the fight that is starting on the other side of the tavern. An Orc bellows something about his cloak.

Garrus drops a few coins on the counter, swallows the last of his drink, and heads to the door. "If there's to be death in Daggerford today, I may as well get a good seat!"
Session 3

The death of Wrecan was quick, but brutal. Having had his disease cured, Liev chose to sic his pet dragon on the terrified adviser. The remaining party members searched the rest of the top floor. They discovered a room full of strange armaments; Strange in the sense that none of it seemed to fit or belong to the lizardfolk. Lysander easily recognized the crest emblazoned on several pieces of armor as the crest of House Harridan, lords of the Reichland. The journal of Oewyn Harridan, heir to the kingdom, was discovered as well. Within he found tales of piracy, adventure, and misfortune.

After a nasty encounter with a black ooze, our party chose speed over thoroughness. Quickly making their way down to the natural cavern below, they stumbled upon the lizard queen herself, Vethka, and some of her loyal followers. Our murder hobos rolled over the sickened lizard warriors, and even managed to kill Vethka herself, who ran at the sight of the dragon wyrmling. Using one of the scrolls found in the upper levels, Vethka's corpse betrayed a bit about their surroundings, including the water source for Talona's "blessing". Our rogue, choosing to stealth under a lit torch, made his way into the larger cavern, and immeditately let his greed get the best of him. In fairness, he DID warn the party first.

The very mention of his treasure was enough for Thoss, a black dragon, to rise from the underground lake and descend upon Corrin. Thoss barely had time to speak before Corrin took off in the other direction, leaving the negotiating to Liev and Lysander. Suffering their presence just long enough to learn of a common enemy, and having seen his offspring returned safely, Thoss had a unnatural moment of tolerance, allowing our party to take the altar with them in exchange for never returning. A crafty levitate spell and some quick action led our party back up to the upper levels. Seeing our adventurers return with the altar, Maechen set to work quickly gathering supplies for the return trip.

What is giving Lysander such a bad feeling about this altar? What does the party plan to do about Oewyn's untimely demise? How much gold can a dragon bury under a beach? All this and more, next time, on The Loaded Nerds DnD!

Session takeaways;

1) Trust your players. You all do an awesome job knowing your character's shit, and are patient with my rule checks. Thanks for being awesome.

2) You guys are running this campaign. I have adventures written in my head, but you all decide how it all gets fleshed out. Sometimes we let the dice decide, others we just go with the RP. I'm always appreciative of feedback/criticism.

3) You can't kill Tharak. Fucker took two full force psuedopods to the face, and was still standing. Sorry/Not sorry about your gear.

4) That's it! We didn't really have any rule checks this campaign. It was smooth as silk.

Kudos;

Lysander and Liev for negotiating their way out of a black dragons lair.

Tharak for staring into the abyss that was a black pudding without fear.

Garrus for that clutch levitation spell. That altar would have been slow going without.

Corrin for trying to stealth while holding a torch. I needed the laugh <3
Session 7

Whatever these ghasts were in life, it did not matter in death. Our heroes put them out of their eternal misery, and moved on down the hidden passage. At the end, they walked into a raised throneroom, where they met Alicia Ambergul. "More visitors..." she exclaimed as they entered. Alicia was a pleasant enough host, and answered what questions she could for the party. She even offered a clockwork cat as a gift to the party, as she did for those before them. The dungeon was built by her late husband, and was used to store his acquisitions in life, and his family in death. "It seems to have gotten the better of the others..." she said almost proudly.

Taking their leave, they find the dungeon branching off in several directions. One leads to a small hallway, guarded by a portcullis and a giant life like dragon statue. Another ends in rubble leading to the west, with 3 giant minotaur statues in the middle. The largest room contained 6 large pools of liquid, each a different color, all but 1 radiating some type of magic. The room is guarded by a 15ft statue of a fire giant, whose eyes glow with real flame. Seemingly uninterested in this, the party moves on into a room filled with a mirrored ceiling. Tharak and Garrus move past this, not hearing the groans coming from above. Ahead they see what appears to be daylight coming from beneath a door.

Opening it, they see yet another strangely placed portcullis, and 2 giant minotaurs with large axes on their backs, gathering bits of golden armor. Tharak and Garrus are immediately charged at by the battle ready creatures, and with the timely arrival of their companions, are able to cut them down. The golden armor, useless for defense, proves quite valuable after inspected by Corrin. Their new found wealth comes at a cost however, as the floor beneath them scoops up 2 of our party, and batters them relentlessly. Having seen this, Corrin chooses to investigate a mutilated corpse at the end of the room, and falls into an identical trap from above. The party lets this happen, thinking its time for Corrin to be humbled a bit, before saving him from his seemingly inevitable demise.

Garrus' astute observations lead the party to a secret door, hidden by a donkey headed priest holding a sun staff. This opens up into a room containing a giagantic stone altar, with a hole right in the middle. This hole radiates purple light, the light reflecting off the lifelike statue of Darwa Dillion herself. Another mechanical cat is seen pawing at another lifelike rat made of stone. Corrin discovers another hidden passage within the room, that opens up in a long, dark, dusty hallway. Gathering their resolve, our heroes set off down the hallway.

What are minotaurs doing in this dungeon? What remains of Darwa's retinue? What will our adventurers find further in the dungeon? All this and more, next time, on the Loaded Nerds DnD!
Session 11

What could possibly kill the buzz of winning 1st place at the Honeymoon Festival? Nothing if you're Liev, as he gleefully watches a dwarf fall from out of nowhere and splat on the ground. The party considers this for a moment, and then loots the corpse. On to Daggerford!

The town is abuzz with our companion's latest victory, or is it the red-orange sky off to the east? Whatever it is, our party makes their way to the Duke's home for a celebratory dinner. Not one to come empty handed to their host, they bring along the stone remains of Darwa Dallion, wanted for crimes against Daggerford and her association with the Red Wizards. Exercising upmost caution, the party removes her hands before unpetrifiying her. The Duke downs more wine as Darwa screams in agony. Isteval keeps her stable for as long as it takes for her to have a casual conversation with the party. Corrin puts her out of her misery with a blade to the temple.

Isteval, seeming to know that most have lost their appetites, recommends the party see Derval, the town blacksmith. His sources say that the next altar may be located at Mount Illefarn, former home to the Ironeater clan. The conflict between these dwarves is intense, and few know that the town's blacksmith is actually the former king of the dwarves residing in the mountain. Knowing that the clans diminishing numbers couldn't hold the tunnels below Illefarn, Derval ordered the shield dwarves and their families out of the mountain. His brother, Korin, would later betray him, disobeying his direct orders and returning to the mountain with those loyal to him.

Seeking Derval out the next morning, they arrive just in time to witness him speak his last words. From those loyal to him, the party is able to gather that Derval's other brother, Derwin, had returned to Mt. Illefarn with a giant anvil shaped altar in tow, believing it a sign or a gift from Moradin himself. Due to the Ironaxe's status as pariahs, nobody outside of their clan returned to Mt. Illefarn, regardless of this revelation. Amongst rumors of wild fires and half orcs, our party gathers up their belongings and heads towards the mountain.

Along the way, our party sees what remains of the Laughing Hollow, a glorious forest burnt to ash. They meet with a Alagarthas, prince of the elves in Misty Forest, and his followers. They cut down some marauding bug bears, and explore what is left of the forest. Arriving at the base of Mt. Illefarn, they plan their next course of action, as Tharak tears after a roaming fire elemental. Finding the base completely unguarded, they eye the entrance above some neglected scaffolding. With nothing else to say, they being closing the distance towards the entrance.
S2E7- Jeepers Creepers

As you enter Avernus;

Finn- Having "buried" your dog twice in as many days, you find your thoughts turn to a dark place. First, you're chastised for not fighting far enough away. Then, you're chastised for being TOO far away. You wonder if they'd be as quick to criticize if your arrows were aimed at them instead.

Mark- You didn't say she could have it. You weren't even sure what happened. One moment she is in front of you, looking excitedly directly at you. The next, your hand empty and the box being placed on her workbench. Your eyes course with eldritch energy as you ponder your odds.

Korgoth- That ogre was just being nice. You're sure of it. In reality, he saw you as soft, and a traitor to your way of life. What you see as the loyalty of your companions, he knows is just a child hiding behind his mother's skirt. He may have smiled in your direction, but you know he would have lashed out had you been alone. Maybe you'll pay him a visit and teach him the lesson he REALLY needs to see.

Irus- Your companions don't really respect you. They keep you around, but you see them buying healing potions more than ever. Where once they may have considered your council, now it is Reya they listen to around the campfire. You even saw Finn make LuLu laugh with his impression of you, which gets better by the day. Well, they have to sleep sometime.
Session 6

Lysander makes the call. "From this moment forth, Thalia will guide the Reichland in my stead." Nobody is more shocked than Thalia, but her loyalty to house Harridan is solid, and she takes on the role with marked enthusiasm. Lysander's inquisition begins unraveling the mystery of his attempted assassination, and the party sets off for Daggerford, eager to find the next elemental altar. "Speak only to me on these matters, trust no one," Lysander says as he departs the keep.

The party meets a desperate woman, far along with child, and missing her husband. Usually up to no good, he had hired a bubadow to look after his pregnant wife. She didn't say much, but would come with medicine to ease her burden. One day, her husband did not return. On the same day, her care giver failed to show. The next time she would see her face was upon a wanted poster in towns square.

Seeking out Delfin in his tower, he applauded the party for helping those in need. He gave them what information he could on the Red Wizards, and recommended they seek out the ruins underneath the Ambergul estate. Believing the Red Wizards were seeking out descendants of the members of a secret cult, he believed the estate would eventually be a target for their evil interests. Wasting no time, the party sets off for the estate. Garrus, pondering why Delfin would have no spells to share, has his thoughts interrupted by the wizard at his window. "Here, to aid you in your travels!" However, what could have been a magical dagger, or a immovable rod, turns out to be a simple stick.

Arriving at the estate, our heroes find it to be almost completed in ruin, with only a few graves still withstanding the test of time, and the environment seeking to reclaim it's land. Underneath one of the graves, the party finds a secret entrance, leading to an underground crypt. While searching the crypt and it's bounty, the party stumbles across two corpses and an overturned casket. The corpses are wide eyed, and their jaws are locked in a frozen scream. As Garrus searches one of the bodies, three ghastly figures emerge. The largest and most menacing of the manifestations points at Garrus, and rushes forward.

What is up with all this money the party found? How strong is Tharak really? Will someone hit Lysander with a magic missile already? All this and more, next time, on The Loaded Nerds DnD!
Lysander Wilde

Lysander Wilde - Crown Prince to the Lordship of Reichland Hall, would never have trespassed into a Redmage's room against the posted notice of the local authority to keep out. But I'm not really him anymore, not since I left there those few weeks ago.

I couldn't stay in that familiar keep any longer; I'd been growing restless since the power that had been my birthright welled up from inside and showed me a strength greater than any blade or bow. A visiting mystic told me of the men of the mountain, who were known to possess a similar power. So I set out for the High mountain telling no one for fear they may stop or dissuade me.

The Path lead me here to Daggerford, and now, the secrets of the Redmage are too tantalizing to pass up. I ready myself to enter this forbidden room, symbolically breaking the chains of authority which were vested in me by nobility and ultimately shackled and kept me from freedom. In this one harmless unlawful act I step through once barricaded threshold and get the ominous feeling that I have just taken the first step of the rest of my life.
S2E6- The Gang Lets Mark Tank

As he drifts in and out of consciousness, the sounds of battle leave, and Mark hears the sounds of metal grinding on metal. His vision, although blurred, sees multiple figures approaching from the distance, the atmosphere painted red. Smoke and sparks pour off the infernal machine surrounding you. A voice calls out to him from the machine, but he can't make out who or what it is saying. As the figures in the distance become clearer, Mark is snapped back to consciousness, and the smell of sewer water fills his senses.
S2E3- These are load bearing walls, Jerry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbVmxkVC5kc

Your party emerges from the dungeon, packs heavy with copper coin and whatever else wasn't bolted down. As the sunlight hits your face, and fresh air fills your nostrils, you take in that sweet sweet feeling of newfound experience. The feeling is cut short as 5 shadows leap from the bathhouse wall, and land in front of you, weapons drawn.

In addition to their black leather armor, they wear strange masks and cloaks that give them a vaguely dragon like appearance. All 5 brandish curved steel blades reminiscent of dragon claws. The center figure raises his sword in Irus' and Finn's direction, when suddenly, he raises his mask. His eyes dart to the crossbow wielding fighter.

"J-Du--?"

He is cut short, as a giant mastiff leaps over the bathhouse wall, and tackles the figure to the ground, teeth bared.

Crying out for help, reaching for his weapon, a single peach rolls out of the cultists pocket.