Fried Chicken

I'm in love with the fried chicken

I make love with my fried chicken

I'll come give you

Some of that fried chicken

And we're gonna make love with it too

I'm in love with the fried chicken

I make love with my fried chicken

I'll come give you

Some of that fried chicken

And we're gonna make love with it too

Goodbye to those good old times

When I was a teenager

Don't look for me

Around convention times

I'm bound for Gainesville

In the great state of Florida

To see some distinguished friends of mine

And they'll be

Sitting right in with me as well

Siding with the pep team

In my high school

Siding with the pep boys

Those jolly right in

Peeping step boys

To the highest bidder

Each will guarantee

I'd give all my money

If Princess Diana calls me honey

And she'll shake the fried chicken

Out of my plate if I have to deal with her...

If I have to

If I have to

If I have to

Make love with the fried chicken today

If I have to

If I have to

If I have to

Make love with the fried chicken today

I'm in love with the fried chicken

I make love with my fried chicken

I'll come give you

Some of that fried chicken

And we're gonna make love with it too

I'm in love with the fried chicken

I make love with my fried chicken

I'll come give you

Some of that fried chicken

And we're gonna make love with it too

I'm going to Winter Park in the morning

Feeling like myself when I'm tired

Got my credentials in my jeans

But my parents said

I can't take the fried chicken with me

Because it might expire

I'm going down to get my chicken

All fried up

And delicious and very greasy

Well here's a proposition

To entertain a motion

They said they will bring back

Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins to us now, hey

I'll spook a conversation

And petrify the nation

And blame the folks from Jamaica

And let me introduce a man

You all know very well

He can play a very important role

Singing and songwriting is his game

Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins is his name

And they say Kyle is a little fire in the hole

When he sings a song...

If I have to

If I have to

If I have to

Make love with the fried chicken today

If I have to

If I have to

If I have to

Make love with the fried chicken today

Fried chicken tastes so good

Better cooked, better served

It made me a better man

Because fried chicken is my friend

Saints of latter days will heed my calls

I'm shouting hallelujah

In the evening

I'm going down to get myself exhumed

Well, now that this song

Is officially ending

All the girls

In the tea party told me

Come play with us

Then I said to the girls

I'm gonna make love to you

With fried chicken in my hands

Now all the girls just said

I'm such a creepy little bastard

Can you give me it, if that's true?

If I have to

If I have to

If I have to

Make love with the fried chicken today

If I have to

If I have to

If I have to

Make love with the fried chicken today

I'm in love with the fried chicken

I make love with my fried chicken

I'll come give you

Some of that fried chicken

And we're gonna make love with it too

I'm in love with the fried chicken

I make love with my fried chicken

I'll come give you

Some of that fried chicken

And we're gonna make love with it too