Return of the Rotwieners/Quest Guide

**Quests** in ROTR are a great way of obtaining new gear, especially since many of the later weapons are far better than you would normally find in random weapon crates. Each quest is saved between runs, with many saving partial progress, so don't be too concerned about losing your progress should you die or your game crashes. To start a quest, talk to the appropriate NPC to begin. Be sure to let the NPC finish speaking so that the quest becomes active.

This page covers all of the quests in Return of the Rotwieners. This page contains **spoilers**, so read at your own risk.

## Tutorial Quest

**Tutorial Wiener**, Dr. Wiener's Lab (spawn point)
 **Reward** | Reward: .22LR Pistol, access to Honey Hamlet

## Main Quest

**Dr. Roarnart Wiener**, Dr. Wiener's Lab (spawn point)
 **Teleporter Locations** | * Spork in the Road Gas Station (Just outside of the Hamlet, 1 battery)
* Bootlegger's Lookout (Lakeside, 2 batteries)
* The Old Mine (Southeast corner, 3 batteries)
* Wienerton Ruins (Near the western wall of downtown, 4 batteries)
 **Reward** | See below for weapon unlocks.

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## Honey Hamlet Quests

Sarah Wiener, Honey Hamlet
 **Reward** | Garden tool melee weapons

Garry the Lawn Wiener

Dustin Wiener, Honey Hamlet.
 **Herbs & Locations** | * Ketchup Leaf; found in many locations including Honey Hamlet
* Mustard Willow; infrequently found in Lakeside and Old Wienerton
* Prickly Pickle; found in Wienerton Ruins
* Giant Blue Raspberry; found in the cemetery and outside the southern Pac fort
 **Additional Info** | You can also make powerup sausages at Dustin's place, where he'll keep track of your recipes on the board.

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Bobert Wiener, Honey Hamlet
 **Bear Trap Locations** | * Just outside Honey Hamlet
* Next to the Spork in the Road Gas Station
* Near the Silo Bar
 **Reward** | Model 70 (First set), Bolt-action rifle from WWII or older (Second set), Obrez bolt-action pistol (Third set), Modern bolt-action rifle (all traps set)

Sam Wiener, East of Honey Hamlet proper into "Samerica" (look for the concrete road blocks)
 **Locations** | * Vanilla is usually in the Spork in the Road.
* Chocolate can be found in Lakeside by Harry Wiener.
 **Reward** | One specialty ammo dispenser per Survivor Chow. Sub-types will be random.

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Lori Wiener, Spork in the Road Gas Station
 **Locations** | * The first is immediately outside of the gas station.
 **Reward** | Flare Gun HP & Dragon's Breath shells, Contender 45-70, Molotov, Bang-Snaps

Jerry Can

Deputy Terrence Wiener, Honey Hamlet south entrance
 **Reward** | Large caliber revolver (BFR, SW 500, or Triple Regret)

Non-quest NPCs:

Myra Wiener, Honey Hamlet

## Crossroads Quests

"Crossroads" here includes the roads connecting Honey Hamlet & Wienerton, as well as Lakeside, the Cemetery, and The Old Mine.

Harry Wiener, Lakeside in the fenced-off area near the dock
 **Pie Recipes** | * Red pies require two tasty cores.
* Yellow pies require one tasty core and one shiny core (found in Old Wienerton in green crates)
* Green pies require one tasty core and one mouldy core (obtained from the Floaters in Lakeside)
* Blue pies require one tasty core and one zippy core (obtained from the Hamfisters and Beefkickers in Lakeside & Wienerton)

All 5 bait pies

Alistair Wiener, Cemetery east of Lakeside
 **Reward** | Two medieval bladed weapons (e.g. swords and daggers); exact type varies.

The Humerus of St. Humourless

George Wiener, Old Mine entrance

Lukas Wiener, in the fenced in area near the Rotwiener Nest south of the Silo bar
 **Trap Locations** | * Lakeside, on the northern end of the lake in the woodmill. You should see several spinning blades.
* Northern Pac fort, a log deadfall trap.

Jerry Can

Father Giacomo Wiener, Church of Our Lady of Wienerton, north of the Silo bar.
 **Reward** | Access to the holy water fountain, which will instantly heal you if you dunk your head into it.

Deputy Wyatt Wiener, between the northern entrance to Wienerton Ruins and the Rotwiener nest
 **Reward** | Ballistic Shield

Non-quest NPCs:

Frank Wiener, Bootlegger's Cliff in Lakeside

## Wienerton Quests

Ralph Wiener, Guntopia in the walled-in section of Wienerton.
 **Sosigguns** | * Pac Pistol
* Pac SMG
* Pac M16

Josh Wiener, En Passante in the walled-in section of Wienerton
 **Statue Locations** | * The Pac fort North of Wienerton
* The Pac fort South of Wienerton

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Mary Wiener, General store in the walled-in section of Wienerton
 **Radio Tower Locations** | * Wienerton ruins, near the teleporter
* Two are located on opposite ends of Lakeside
* Wienerton Post Office, North of Wienerton
 **Additional Info** | You can also buy attachments from Mary. See Mary's page for details.

Radio Amplifier

Sheriff Bud Wiener, Sheriff's office in the walled-in section of Wienerton
 **Reward** | WWII Machinegun

Non-quest NPCs:

Shelley Wiener, Mechanic's shop in the walled-in section of Wienerton

## Secret Quests

### The Red Lumberjack

You may encounter the Red Lumberjack on the roads outside of Wienerton. He is a glowing orange and very tanky rotwiener with special dialoque. Killing the Red Lumberjack doesn't prevent him from reappearing in future runs.

To put him to rest, you need to find three items.

* The first is a receipt, found in Wienerton in the Red Lumberjack store, with several coolers full of Red Lumberjack cans.
* The second is a photograph of a wiener in the Red Lumberjack costume, found in the washing machine in the church basement.
* The third is a letter, found at the post office north of Wienerton.

Put all three items in the post office mailbox and close the door. When it dings, open the door and grab the package inside. Bring the package back to Wienerton and look for a wall with memorial photographs. Place the package at the memorial, and the Red Lumberjack will be put to rest.

### The Ritual

First, you will need to grab a morse code cheat sheet either from the Gas Station or the Wienerton General Store, as well as a lighter or matches. Then head into the church and go into the basement. You will need to be well armed for this next bit, but also have inventory space for several small items.

As you enter the catacombs, grab any tippy toys you find while avoiding or killing any of the gladiator rotwieners (they're most vulnerable to blunt melee damage to their exposed bits) and skulkers inside. Descend to the deepest part of the catacombs until you see a hallway with several doors and writing on them. Use the cheat sheet to figure out which tippy toy goes on which pedestal (if you get it wrong, you will take damage). Each door that opens will reveal a different melee weapon, including a shield.

Once all doors are open, the final door in the back of the hallway will open, revealing a ritual chamber with several Jerry cultists. Kill all of the Jerry cultists.

Now you need to get a sosig. It can be any NPC, the closest being Father Giacomo in the church. Carefully carry the NPC into the catacombs (enemies tend to respawn, NPCs can take a bit of damage so it helps if you can run past them), taking care not to let them take fall damage as you descend down the ladders. The fastest route is to simply take whichever path goes down, as you'll eventually reach the ladder that will take you to the lowest chamber. Once you bring the NPC into the ritual chamber, set the NPC down near the center and light the candles. Then, rip the Sosig in half (exactly down the middle; ripping off the head or "leg" doesnt count). You should hear Jerry the Lemon's scream, and a lemony staff will descend from above. The staff can be used to zap rotwieners, but must be held with two hands, and has a limited number of charges.

Morse Code sheet
## Weapon Unlocks

The following Hidden Weapons are unlocked in the Item Spawner upon completing a run (note: on Arcade Mode, only the Cricket Bat can be unlocked):