Knollad (Thanksgiving Special)

*"If... if you won't bring Tanner back... then I... I will smear your blood on the PAVEMENT! WITH MY FIST!"*
―Knollad to Doctor Strange[src]
**Dominic**, otherwise known by **Knollad**, was the Leader of *The Incredible Crew*, joined by Tanner, Jack Jabolon, and A.N.D.R.E.. Celebrating Thanksgiving with the group, Knollad hoped to purchase a turkey so they could get into the holiday spirit. Unfortunately, the turkeys at Whole Foods were all sold out, prompting Knollad to instead resort to stealing a turkey from The Grinch. The mission turned out to be unsuccessful though, with Knollad being shot in the arm for trespassing. Knollad suffered the consequences to his heist when he went to court against The Grinch and Michael Youngling, being joined by Saul Goodman, his lawyer. Though it seemed Knollad would be sentenced to prison, he managed to win the case by exposing The Grinch for not being a real person, due to his fabricated gun legislation documents.

Sometime later, Knollad returned home with *The Incredible Crew*, just in time to celebrate Christmas. Unfortunately, when Tanner got run over by Silver Nazeer Ahmed's 1970s Mercury Cougar, Knollad urged Doctor Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme, to use the Time Stone to bring him back. Believing Tanner's resurrection would jeopardize the Multiverse, Doctor Strange refused to bring him back, causing Knollad to battle him. Within their battle, the two created a Black Atom, which unfortunately caused Knollad's entire universe to be completely destroyed, with him being the first one to perish.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Nathan Drake Hair (Black and Blue Stickers)
* Sumo Wrestler Skin
* Cartoon Eyes
* Pop Boy Glasses (Dark Blue Sticker)
* White Teeth
* *LittleBigPlanet 3* T-Shirt (Black and Blue Stickers)
* Cole Freeman Jeans
* Skate Shoes

## History

### Celebrating Thanksgiving

*"Alright... we can't buy a turkey... What if we stole one?"
"But Dom, stealing is wrong!"
"I suppose, but let me put it to you this way... is it wrong to steal from someone, who's already a thief? I think I might know somebody."*
―Knollad and Tanner[src]

In November 2021, Knollad was sleeping on the couch in the living room, until he was woken up by Jack Jabolon's stupidity, causing Knollad to get upset. Just then, Tanner showed up to tell *The Incredible Crew* that it was Thanksgiving, and that they had to go out and buy a turkey immediately. Being told by Tanner that he was going to have to pay, Knollad refused. A.N.D.R.E. however, took Tanner's side, telling Knollad that the group was financially in depth, because of him having wasted his money on Hentai games for Christmas. Knollad still refused, but Jack's complaining convinced Knollad to just suck it up and go out to get the turkey.

Knollad and *The Incredible Crew* went to Whole Foods, hoping to obtain their Thanksgiving turkey. Unfortunately, while visiting the supermarket, Andre realized that all the turkeys were sold out, much to Jack's disappointment. This led Jack to whine and complain once more, causing Knollad to become enraged. Just then, Knollad realized the true meaning of Thanksgiving, shouting out his desperate need for a turkey. Knollad then came up with a brilliant idea, telling his friends that they should just steal a turkey instead. Tanner became concerned over this idea, telling Knollad that stealing was wrong, but Knollad shared with Tanner his counterpoint, wondering if it was truly wrong to steal from someone who's already a thief. Knollad then claimed that he knew someone that matched his description.

### Trespassing The Grinch's Property

*"Shut the fuck up, you fucking-"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DOM!"
"You're- you're gonna get us caught!"
"WELL MAYBE IF YOU SPOKE UP!"*
―Knollad and Jack Jabolon[src]

Riding their bicycles over to the Grinch's Hideout, *The Incredible Crew* sought to steal a turkey belonging to The Grinch. Joined by Jack Jabolon, Knollad successfully trespassed the property without being detected by The Grinch, who was sleeping on his couch. Both Knollad and Jack then stealthily made their way to the kitchen, where The Grinch's turkey was located. When Knollad told Jack to grab the turkey, Jack shouted, telling Knollad he couldn't hear him, much to Knollad's concern. Knollad demanded Jack to shut up, otherwise they'd get caught, but Jack continued shouting. Suddenly, Tanner contacted Knollad through his walkie talkie, but with the volume up very high, the commotion woke up The Grinch.

The Grinch, with his Glock-19 under his possession, stormed into the kitchen, questioning why Knollad and Jack were in his house. When Jack revealed that they were trying to steal his turkey, The Grinch demanded that they left his property, otherwise, he would shoot them. Knollad decided to bail out on the mission, but this moment was rewritten by the Narrator, causing Knollad to grab out an army knife in his back pocket, challenging The Grinch to a duel. Unfortunately, The Grinch raised his gun, and shot Knollad in the hand, making him bleed everywhere. Knollad screamed in pain and told Jack to call an ambulance, while The Grinch continued demanding Knollad to leave his house.

### Sent to Court

*"Prosecution, please start your opening statement..."
"Thank you, your honor. The defendant is currently charged with: breaking and entering, attempted robbery, and aggravated assault with no battery."*
―Judge Hank Hill and Michael Youngling[src]

Upset with Knollad for breaking into his house without his permission, The Grinch decided to sue *The Incredible Crew*, causing the group to be sent to court. In the courtroom, Knollad was put in the defendant's seat, while his friends were put in the seats behind him. While waiting for the trial to begin, The Grinch continued to taunt Knollad from his side of the room, asking how the bullet hole he gave him was doing. Just then, Michael Youngling showed up to represent The Grinch, hoping to have justice prevail. Judge Hank Hill gradually began the court trial, with Michael Youngling starting his opening statement, mentioning that Knollad had been charged with breaking and entering, attempted robbery and aggravated assault with no battery.

Judge Hank Hill then asked Knollad if he had a lawyer with him. Knollad questioned if he even had a lawyer, but he got his answers when Saul Goodman entered the courtroom to represent him. Saul positioned himself next to his client Knollad, who doubted that Saul would help him win the case. Saul then turned towards Judge Hank Hill, beginning to ramble about an irrelevant case, much to Knollad's confusion. Saul then changed his topic to the relevant case, where he informed the Judge that Knollad was just trying to steal the turkey for his friends, so they could celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. Unfortunately, Judge Hank Hill concluded Saul Goodman's statement to be the weakest opening statement he had ever heard in his life.

### Jack Jabolon's Interrogation

*"Mr. Jabolon, are you currently friends with the defendant?"
"Nope!"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YES YOU ARE!"
"You're not the defendant, you're Knollad!"*
―Michael Youngling, Jack Jabolon, and Knollad[src]

Judge Hank Hill told the prosecution party to start sending up people to the stand next to him, so they could provide insights into what happened during the turkey heist. Michael Youngling sent Jack Jabolon up to be questioned by him. Michael Youngling questioned if Jack was currently friends with the defendant, but Jack said he wasn't. Knollad shouted, saying Jack was, but Jack told Knollad that he wasn't the defendant, but rather Knollad. Jack was then questioned what happened on the night of November 25th, 2021.

Jack told the courtroom that Knollad was stealing a turkey and that he tried stabbing The Grinch but got shot by him, describing the event to be funny. Knollad told the Judge that he was trying to defend himself from The Grinch's Glock-19 gun, but the Judge told Knollad to shut up, questioning what he was thinking bringing a knife to a gun fight. Saul Goodman then questioned Jack himself, asking him if it was truly fair for Knollad to steal from a known thief. Under pressure, Jack screamed, saying that stealing was wrong and that Knollad had to go to prison. Knollad screamed, wondering what Jack's problem was.

### The Grinch's Interrogation

*"I SHARE A MULTI-UNIVERSAL HIVE MIND WITH ALL MY VARIANTS! I SEE AND FEEL EVERYTHING, DICKHEAD! IN ONE OF THEM YOU FUCKING CUT ME IN HALF. THAT MADE MY BALLS HURT FOR A WEEK. I COULDN'T NUT PROPERLY. WHEN I PISSED, IT HURT!"
"What the fuck are you talking about!?"*
―The Grinch and Knollad[src]

The Grinch himself was then told to come up to the stand, to describe his perspective of the story. The Grinch exaggerated some elements of the story, as he claimed to have been paralyzed from the neck down, when in reality, that didn't happen. Michael Youngling then asked The Grinch if Knollad was ever a threat to him, and The Grinch said he was, recalling of a time where he bothered him before. Knollad objected, telling the Judge that he had never interacted with The Grinch until this point, but The Grinch told him that he had. The Grinch revealed his Hive Mind to Knollad, telling him of an event where a variant of him cut The Grinch in half. Knollad became confused, but The Grinch continued on, rambling about how all Knollad did in every universe was hurt The Grinch and his variants, mentioning a time in another universe where he made fun of his mommy-kink, causing The Grinch to become very upset.

### The Grinch's Fabricated Documents

*"AS YOU CAN SEE, YOUR HONOR, I AM CLEARLY INNOCENT! I WAS NOT CONVICTED OF ANY BREAKING OR ENTERING, ATTEMPTED ROBBERY-- Okay maybe... OR AGGRAVATIVE ASSAULT! BECAUSE BY DEFINITION AND BY LAW, THE GRINCH ISN'T EVEN A REAL PERSON!"*
―Knollad to Judge Hank Hill[src]

The Judge believed Knollad to be guilty, prompting him to sentence the poor defendant to 30 years in prison. Knollad complained, telling the Judge it was a mistrial, but the Judge told him to mistrial his dick in his mouth and changed his sentence to 40 years. Knollad then shared with everyone in the courtroom some relevant information, asking if The Grinch was even a real person. Michael Youngling objected Knollad's statement, saying that The Grinch was a registered person due to his gun-registration documents, but the Judge noticed that the documents were fake, proving Knollad innocent. Knollad successfully won the trial, leading The Grinch to be ruled guilty of all charges. Unfortunately, The Grinch made his escape as he was sentenced to death row. Knollad then asked the Judge who would pay for his medical bills, as he didn't have the money to pay them himself. Sometime later, Knollad chased after The Grinch, who was later captured and taken to prison.

### Celebrating Christmas

*"Guys! Tanner hasn't come back after I just, I mean, whaaaat? where is he?"
"Shut up, fat cracker, sow my your boioioioioi!"
I'm serious you guys! We should go!"*
―Knollad and Jack Jabolon[src]

That December, Knollad, joined by Tanner, Jack Jabolon, and A.N.D.R.E., got together to celebrate the Christmas season. On Christmas Eve, Tanner went outside to get some Christmas air while Knollad decided to go to sleep. Unbeknownst to Knollad however, Tanner got run over by Silver Nazeer Ahmed's 1970s Mercury Cougar, causing him to be killed. Meanwhile back inside the house, Knollad continued sleeping, dreaming of having someone to cuddle and kiss, until Jack woke him up. Just then, Knollad realized that Tanner was missing, so he decided to go outside with the others to look for him.

### Confronting Silver Nazeer Ahmed

*"You... you! Ugh! I should kill you right now! Why'd you kill Tanner!?"
"Hehe ha! It's just like... it's just like that old movie with the... the... oh! I don't know!"*
―Knollad and Silver Nazeer Ahmed[src]

Knollad rushed outside the house to see Tanner unfortunately killed, much to his shock. Mourning over Tanner's death, Knollad then turned towards his killer, Silver Nazeer Ahmed. Threatening to kill him, Knollad pressured him into answering why he killed Tanner, but Silver claimed that he didn't know. Knollad continued to grieve over Tanner, wishing he and the group had a time machine so they could revert Tanner's murder. When Silver offered to help the group out by using the Time Stone to revive Tanner, they were interrupted by Doctor Strange, who refused to let *The Incredible Crew* do so, under his concerns that Tanner's resurrection would put the Multiverse in jeopardy. Refusing to let Tanner die though, Knollad decided to battle the Sorcerer Supreme, hoping to smear his blood on the pavement with his fist.

### Battling Doctor Strange

*"Oh, no no no no no, Strange? Strange, Strange? What is that? What is that, what did we just do!?"
"That is a Black Atom. It's gonna destroy everything in the universe, the Multiverse even, that we know. The fabrics of reality are something that we know so primarily little of."*
―Knollad and Doctor Strange[src]

In the snowfields, Knollad fought against Doctor Strange, utilizing his powers to battle the Sorcerer Supreme, hoping to give Tanner the justice he deserved. Unfortunately, because the two harnessed massive amounts of cosmic energy during their battle, this caused a Black Atom to be conjured. Knollad looked at the colourful orb in shock, concerned to what they just did. Doctor Strange told Knollad that their battle caused the creation of the Black Atom, which suddenly began to destroy everything and everyone within their universe. With the Black Atom beginning to implode, Knollad and Doctor Strange were the first two people to perish.

## Relationships

	+ Tanner - Best Friend
	+ Jack Jabolon † - Friend
	+ A.N.D.R.E † - Friend
* Saul Goodman † - Former Lawyer
* Michael Youngling † - Situational Enemy
* Judge Hank Hill † - Situational Enemy
* Silver Nazeer Ahmed † - Situational Enemy
* Doctor Strange †

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Incredible Crew: The Thanksgiving Special*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special II*

## References

1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.20 *The Incredible Crew: The Thanksgiving Special*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special II*