Hell

hell is where BAD people go when they die. It is inhabited by demons.

## currency

the currency here is called burncash. Burncash comes in the form of 10cm flamecoins that are made of solid burnite and has a picture of satan’s face engraved in it. Burncash cannot be converted to another currency, but it is worth $10 USD. 30 units of burncash (or $300 USD) are represented by 1 dark, 15cm BURNING flamecoin. This can be used for the demons to be new tridents or a very hot tub. Very hot tubs are hot tubs but with lava and they are very expensive. Burncash can buy billions of other things as well.

## materials

### burnite

This is a very valuable material for humans and stuff. Demons use it in flamecoins, it is 3,000 degrees celcius. It’s 1,000x as tough as burnstone.

### burnstone

makes up most of hell. It is 250 degrees celcius. It’s quite hard to break, about as tough as a diamond.

## layers

hell is made of 10 different layers, each being harder to survive than the last.

### layer 1 (shallow hell)

most people incorrectly believe that shallow hell is life because of how unfair life is, but trust me, shallow hell is much, much worse. It’s made of burnstone, but the burnstone is cooler than normal and is only about 100 celcius. Demons don’t like it here because burnstone never naturally occurs here and there are only a few small holes in the ground containing a little bit of lava. It’s actually hard to find demons here because they all like layers 3 and 4. You can find a ton of dead criminals here, avoiding the layers below this one completely.

### layer 2 (mild hell)

this place has more lava holes and is a bit darker, and it also has a bunch of burnstone but only like 200 dgrees because it is much less dense. It has a few demons scouting the area for intruders but they hate it. You can find a few dead criminal ghosts here, but they would rather be in layer 1 (unless they got cold, which is unlikely when the ground is hotter than flaming metal). There is still no burnite in sight here. This is 100 miles deep into hell.

### layer 3 (deep hell)

dead criminals hate it here. Demons stay here usually, but they’d rather be in layer 4. Here, burnite is possible but extremely rare. There are also lots of big lava pools and some demon houses, too. The demons like it too, but not as much as layer 4. Well, some prefer this layer. Burnstone is fairly dense and is average temperature here, so yeah. Thus is 350 miles deep into hell.

### layer 4 (deeper hell)

if a dead criminal comes here, they will D I E A G A I N. Demon central, yay! 300 degree burnstone? YAY! Plus, burnite is more common than in layer 3 here but usually you have to go to layers 5 and 6 to harvest it well. Demons prefer this layer, though. I can’t think of everything else... it is 800 miles deep into hell. Demons are at their best here.

### layer 5 (deepest hell)

demons don’t like it here, it’s too hot even for them. Burnite is not too hard to find here, but hard to get in usable quantities. Also, it’s 800 celcius here. And guess what? Satan lives in the depths of this layer! And there is TONS of fire spewing from ALL the lava! YAY! It is 1,400 miles deep into hell. Why these get so short?

### layer 6 (EXTREME HELL)

1,750 celcius is too much for denons. They only like it in the reallllllly hot tubs as mentioned before, it’s wayyyyy hotter but this is the way in between and they don’t like it. If everything was almost as not as a hot tub but it’s everywhere and u would get real sweaty and uncomfortable, you know staying in a hot tub too long is unhealthy! Yay! Oh, look, this is longer than the last one! YAY! Anyways, the lava is supah hot here and it’s 4,750 miles deep into hell. After this the areas get derp and uh oh and please spare me and bruh and help and I’m dying and this is hell and oh wait and I regert this and I need to stop talking and you get the point. Oh and this is longer than layer 1...

### layer 7 (DEADLY HELL)

12,250 celcius is a big jump, sure, but hey, I didn’t design hell! Oh wait, I made the page. Also I’m writing slowly because I’m distracted by adventure time even though I’ve already watched all episodes 1 time, but usually just 1 time. It’s 20,000 miles deep into hell and demons can’t survive here, oh no. Oh, yeah, hmmm, people exist, and sus... studsssffsfstuff. StuffutS and also stuufff. Ses, also Ooooh ye I existy haha! Anywyas, AGAHAHASA SOO MUCHH TYPOO also satan prefers this layer over the previous ones. He just can’t and stuff. Lemme go onto the next thingy.

### layer 8 (TRUE HELL)

gosh I’m outta names! It’s 67,250 degrees celcius and it’s 125,000 miles deep into hell, oof. It’s the true beyond of the omega hell and this is super long oh gosh. And it’s a stub at the time I wrote this. And we need 2 more layers. The fire here is all white. Yeah! WHITE! WHITE FIRE! HOTTER THAN BLUE FIRE! Because you know the orange fire is inside the red fire, and when it’s hot enough there will be blue fire in it? Did you know heating it up brings you to white fire inside that! Oh gosh, I forgot, oh frick... THE LAYER! It’s made entirely out of burnite. Also it’s always rambling about it that makes it long! YEAH!

### layer 9 (BEYOND HELL)

oh yay you know what’s worse than true hell? Beyond hell! Because beyond hell is worse than hell, which it is beyond, even when hell is in it’s true form. It’s 3,000,000 celcius and it’s also 5,000,000 miles into hell, but satan still loves it! Wait, is that a good thing? No? Ok. I forgot that satan was evil. Lets go worship god now... wait a sec, god’s a lot weaker than us! And satan is too, obviously, we could kill a transinfinite amount of him! We must worship mr. fro- NO SPOILERS!!! Oh wait, the “true god” thing at the top... heh, he’s not the strongest god here... DOVES!!! NO SPOILERS PLEASE NO FUZZO NO SPOIIIILEEEEERRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

### layer 10 (CH40SGL1TCH)

it’s a box in the depths of beyond hell. 100,000,000,000 miles into hell, you get a 1,000,000,000,000,000... that’s 1 quadrillion celcius. Even satan doesn’t like this. It’s at the VERY BOTTOM. SATAN WILL DIE INSTANTLY IF HE GOES HERE. YAY!!! Wait, this place is extremely glitchy and chaotic. Oh no. Miles of gliitch and toxiic! Yay! Wait... that’s not good.