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DrybonesJake

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**Dry bones Jake**, stylized in-game as DrybonesJake, and most commonly referred to as Jake, is a frequent player on the Key's SMP Minecraft server. His skin resembles a black creeper with bright, teal eyes usually wearing a business suit of some kind. This business suit is tied to DrybonesJake's in-game company, Drybone Inc. Drybone Inc. is a recurring corporate entity that appears on most of if not all servers DrybonesJake is in.

## Biography

In the real world, DrybonesJake is the younger brother of Bnbranson and the cousin of Little Slice. He traces his lineage to the small coastal town of Woolwater which he states is his homeland. However, on a few occasions, DrybonesJake stated his relationship with Mount Dookie, an earlier settlement prior to Woolwater.

### Season 1

Like many others, DrybonesJake began his life in Augeria on the night of February 24th of 2020. After traversing the new world for a few hours, DrybonesJake set up shop in the mountain parallel to where Upstairs JoeVille resides today. After thinking he was fairly isolated from the rest of the Augerian people, DrybonesJake was put off after realizing how close SideHoeJoe had began building his town. This dissatisfaction was short lived as both DrybonesJake and SideHoeJoe realized the potential of merging the two growing city's into one. This in turn legitimized the Act of Union in which the Bahama-Pajama Union was officially created. After the unification of New Drybone and Joeville there was a boom in structures in the Bahama Pajama region which lead to DrybonesJake completing the infamous Twix Towers. It was also around this time when Drybone Inc. become more prominent after creating things like the Time Machine and supposedly landing on the moon. As the server winded down, With the help from Drybone Inc. DrybonesJake created a device where he was put in a sort of stasis until the next season began.

### Season 2

While being mostly absent, DrybonesJake created a small house atop a hill not too far from Jujuada and FatBoii69420 house. While there were plans for a supposed "Newer Drybone" to be created, nothing else was ever built. Instead DrybonesJake built other smaller structures scattered throughout Media. In addition to this, DrybonesJake was one of the few witnesses to the KCHN Radio station 12/11/21 broadcast and lead investigator on the theorized Wendigo Attacks.

### Season 3

As of now not much is Known of DrybonesJake in season 3 other than his location just north of North Sentinel Island and both Craig and Craigers Canal. Other than this DrybonesJake has shared his plans of creating the "y0 Tube" a megastructure housing villager trading and automated farms.

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NANNHAJIKANMIEL

**NANNHAJIKANMIEL** is a vanity boutique store located within Carmaulgargantuania and New Mobdropium. Located along the main road leading into the city and the grand plaza surrounding the Statue of Mob Drop, the store is one of the first buildings visitors see when entering the city. The store's main attraction is its sale of exotic items, usually foreign objects, memorabilia, and other various things considered exotic to the local and native Carmauli people. Its large flashy, billboard showcases common images the Carmauli associate with the foreign Augerian people, such as the "Aaron Earn" craze of early 2020, and the cultural dress of Camden, New Jersey.

## Etymology

NANNHAJIKANMIEL is translated roughly from Carmauli to "Nathaniel". The owner of the store is not named Nathaniel, but rather he thought the name Nathaniel sounded exotic and wanted to name his store accordingly. The suffix *-anmiel* denotes "store front".

## History

The store was in part funded by the local Carmauli government to help spur tourism and reinforce cultural progressiveness within the country, specifically the adoption of foreign culture. The store was purposefully given location along a major road and some of the finest real-estate in the city.
Bahama-Pajama ZOO

The **Bahama-Pajama Zoo** is the state zoo of the Bahama-Pajama Union and is made up of small enclosures built by SideHoeJoe and DrybonesJake to encapsulate rare creatures foreign to there home biome.

Located below Upstairs JoeVille and directly beneath the Adventure Time Willow Tree there is 2 exhibits. A fox exhibit closest to the wall and a Panda/Mooshroom exhibit at the front entrance. There is a in-wall aquarium as well as an upcoming sea turtle exhibit.
Median people

The **Median people**, or simply **Medians**, are a nation of Slavic descent who share a common history, culture, the Median language, and are identified with the country of Media on Key's SMP Season 2.

Medians are essentially a Slavicized Augerian people who migrated from the Augerian dimension to the new world. They brought the culture with them which was a continuation of the culture of the Biggie Baggers, Nihilia, Woolwater, and ultimately Mount Dookie.
Bahama-Pajama Skeleton Spawner

The entrance to the farm.

The JoeVille Skeleton Farm lays beneath the JoeVille Library with the entrance sitting just left of the building. This is the most popular spawner location on Key's SMP because of its close to surface spawn placement. The Bahama-Pajama Union got lucky to have such a blessing in their town.

## Specifications

The spawner itself is a standard 8³ spawner which uses water flow to carry skeletons to a water elevator, through a spout affectionately nicknamed *the faucet* and down to a room which allows players to kill skeletons while remaining out of harm's way.

## Environmental Hazard

With the over-abundance of skeleton bones, arrows, and bows being mass produced anytime any player visits the saucer, often times these items are dumped and littered throughout the surrounding area, as the wall of chests to store them are currently full.
Royal Guard

The **Imperial Mandate for the Keychanian Royal Guard**, more commonly referred to as the **Royal Guard**, was the short-lived squad of the People's Legion of the Kingdom of Key-chain in charge of protecting the King of Key-chain and by extension the Emperor of Augeria, Augurkeychain. It was created in June of 2020.

## Background

The Royal Guard was created during a short time of turmoil in Augeria involving a lack of activity in the region as well as political instability with the rise of the National Socialists in Augeria. The squad was not largely staffed and for most of its existence had only one soldier assigned to protect the Emperor.

Royal Guard Viatrix was the sole soldier assigned to imperial protection.
AAOAM Research Labs

Research labs exterior

The **AAOAM Research Labs** is a research facility in the Island. It is managed by the AAOAM's research branch and currently conducts most research activities within the building.

The Research Labs building is the tallest building on the Island.

## Background

The building was designed and built by Augurkeychain, DrybonesJake, and SideHoeJoe. It is composed of two sections connected by a small hallway: the Lobby, and the Research Center.

The Lobby is an open-concept waiting area which prominently features a fish tank in its design. It connects to an exterior glass cage which is intended to house Mr Muogu, known as the Jacky Cage. The Lobby is attached to the taller Research Center by a hallway.

The Research Center is a four-story building made of stone and stone brick. The ground floor is reserved for the Administrator's office and employee dormitories. The subsequent upper floors each house one multiverse portal research laboratory unit.
St. Michael the Archangel Orthodox Church and Slavic Cultural Center

The cathedral exterior

**St. Michael the Archangel Orthodox Church and Slavic Cultural Center** (Median Slavic: Архангелска Светoj Михаиловса Катедрала и Словјанскы Културны Центр, Arhangelska Svetoj Mihailovska Katedrala i Slovjansky Kulturny Centr; Ukrainian: Архангельский Свято Михайлівський Собор) is an Orthodox church in the Spawn District of Media. It was built by bnbranson.
Diver Dan the Librarian

**Diver Dan** is a Bahama-Pajamian Villager. He is one of the 2 librarians within the Bahama-Pajama Library. After some pressing diving expeditions, Dan taught himself the *Looting II* and *Respiration II* enchantments to aid himself in his endeavors. He sells Fortune for 12 emeralds and a book, and Respiration for 23 emeralds and 3 books. The Joebama Care price is 1 emerald for Fortune and 3 emeralds for Respiration.
J's wild cart racing adverts

J's Wild cart racing adverts are NPCs that are spreading rapidly as of 11/29/2020.

## Adverts

The first appearance of the adverts were inside Maaarrrkk's house while he was working on his house. He tells anyone that goes near him to "Take a dump in Ricci's" The reason they keep appearing is unknown but it speculated that Jay a instagram star making a new video game and putting adverts all over town.

## J's wild cart racing

J's wild cart racing is a game that became very popular in Carmaulgargantuania created by Jay
Reginald

**Harvey West Reginald, Sr.**, known commonly by his stage name **Reginald,** is a local radio host and public media personality based in Media. He is most well known for running his own radio program, **The** **Harvest West Reginald Radio Show,** or more colloquially, **Reginald Radio.**

## Radio Show

Reginald is most famously known for running and maintaining his own personal radio program; a weekly comedy program filled with the wacky and zany accounts of Reginald's own experiences and opinions on matters such as local news, politics, religion, and other events through an eccentric lense of satirical trope and subtle cynicism.

## Personal Life

Little is known about Harvey's personal life outside of his media and radio career, but he is known prolifically as an entertaining character and beloved member and pillar of the community. A native Grawlshawni, Reginald is said to have started his career after traveling to the port city of Grawlweeg, and began doing various entertainment gigs.
GetOnMyBedrock

**GetOnMyBedrock**, also called by his in-real-life name **Alex**, is a player on Key's SMP. He is the leader of Vietnam. Alex is also known for creating the religion of Nell.

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Choclo

**Choclo** is a character on Key's SMP. He lives on the other side of the Great Sea from Key-chain. Choclo has never been seen before, so his appearance is unknown,

## Appearances

### Debut

St. Drawlin Island note

however his existence can be confirmed by his house and activity near the area, as well as his first contact with Augurkeychain through a note left at his house on St. Drawlin. Because of this, it is assumed that Choclo is a skilled seafarer. Choclo resides in Chocloville, Key-chain. His political affiliations are unknown in addition to his motives.

## Role in Prehistoric Augeria

Choclo played a minor role in the pre-history of Augeria, prior to the arrival of the Augerian people. Choclo was the main mediator between the two major warring tribes: The Dark Oak Tribe and The Ancient City of Tuolong. His mediation efforts were largely ignored and seen as a heinous act against both peoples.

## Conspiracy Theories

* Is Choclo human?
* Dark oak Tribe and Tuolong

### Is Choclo Human?

With little know about Choclo, people have speculated that Choclo is actually not human and a fish. People always say this because once Choclos house was found there was only a fish inside but was debunked to be just a pet.

### Dark oak Tribe and Tuolong

The Dark oak Tribe and The Ancient city of Tuolong theory is the most likely to be true. From Mr Muogu (who has speculated to be a surviving Tuolong member) Acting angry towards Choclo and in Choclos latest letter sent to St. Drawllin & Jawn Island said *"I thought someone was attacking me just like Tuolong!"* It is speculated that Choclo was a **Dark oak Tribe** member that survived.
Media

Pan-slavic colors with the Kolovrat symbol from Slavic paganism (Rodnovery)

**Media** (Median Slavic: Медија, *Medija,* pronounced [mɛdija]) officially the **Republic of Media**, is a country on Key's SMP season 2. It is a federal republic consisting of 8 districts and 3 subjects. Its capital is Media City which itself covers two of Media's districts, the Spawn District and the Meadows District.

## Etymology

The name 'Media' was coined by Augurkeychain and means "middle" in Latin, in reference to the geographical location of Media in the world.

## History

Media was settled by Augurkeychain when Season 2 of Key's SMP began. It's indigenous inhabitants were villagers in what is now Amir's Village, who were not able to come in contact with the Median people due to Jfotislife, or Amir, slaughtering the natives.

Medians, a Slavic people, brought with them their unique blend of Slavic and Philadelphian culture. As descendants of Augerian people, they had retained their cultural memory and brought aspects of Augerian culture with them to Media.

## Politics

Media is a federal direct democracy. The government is highly decentralized.

### Administrative divisions

Media is divided into 8 districts and 3 subjects.

##### Districts

1. Spawn District
2. Meadows District
3. Jake's Island
4. Fiume d'Isola
5. Icy District
6. Trackpadia
7. Mountain Valley District
8. Medvěd District

##### Subjects

1. Commonwealth of Saigon
2. Kingdom of Birchland
3. Milano Manor
Carthage

Carthage is the name of a city-state located south of Tuolong. It is a thriving trade port because of its access to the Great Sea and close proximity to the City of Key-chain. Carthage is known for its large inner harbor or Cothon which is the largest port on the server and the fact it is the end point of the Aqueduct, which connects its water supply all the way back to present day Trackpadia.

### History

Carthage was founded sometime late during the Prehistoric Augeria period by the ancestors of the Ancient City of Tuolong. It was a small town which heavily relied on Ancient Tuolong for resources for most of the Prehistoric Period. Carthage managed to avoid large scale war during this period and its people remained peaceful until the collapse of its mother city. In the aftermath of the great collapse of Tuolong, Carthage almost faced disaster because streams supplying the city with fresh water dried up in the Great Desert. In desperation, the citizens of Carthage prayed to the ancient sand God of Tuolong, Israphel. It is said that Israphel instructed the ancient Carthaginians to find the northern most edge of the Great Desert; there they would find a holy mountain which at its peak held the water which would grant the future city of Carthage great prosperity. The ancient Carthaginians listen to Israphel's guidance and used advanced technology to build the aqueduct across the great desert and into the Tower of Life, which still stands in modern day Carthage. Carthage grew in population and size overtime, leading to the subjection of its neighbors and the building of great monuments such as the Temple of Israphel and the Cothon.
New Drybone

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**New Drybone** (Carmaul translation: JBombium) is one of the major cities in the Bahama-Pajama Union, founded by DrybonesJake. It consists of farms, housing, and villager trading halls. New Drybone was thought to be the first city behind the large mountains dividing The Kingdom of Key-Chain and Bahama-Pajama. The first building created in New Drybone was the Drybone Inc. fishing hut.

New Drybone's most popular tourist attractions are The Great Villager Trading Hall and the Twix Towers. The Twix Towers are two large Twix bars that contain cafes, restaurants and office buildings. The Twix Towers used to be the tallest building on the server until Mr\_Muogu built The Tuolong Obelisk which stands high at 118 blocks. The Great Villager Trading Hall was the first ever villager trading hall. DrybonesJake got the idea on March 7th 2020 to take villagers and bring them back to New Drybone so everyone will get there amazing trades. Turns out The Great Villager Trading Hall was a huge hit, And everyone was trading. Afterwards Villager Trading became a new thing that people will do regularly and became a big thing in Augeria, up until it was destroyed by MadHatter8472 in an arson incident.

## Etymology

New Drybone most likely came from the word "Drybone" in DryboneJakes name. But it could also be from the company Drybone INC. which originated from a distant land of Nihilia.

## History

New Drybone was founded by DrybonesJake in late February 2020, settling on the region after sailing up the Bahama-Pajama River. It was discovered that Jake had not settled that far from SideHoeJoe and prompted them to form closer diplomatic ties.

### Drybo-TrackPad War

**Script error: No such module "Labelled list hatnote".**The Drybo-TrackPad War is the earliest war in recorded Augerian history. The war was not remarkable but did force Jake to give TrackPad Tommy leather armor after they made peace.

## Drybone Inc.

Main Article: Drybone Inc.

Drybone Inc. is one of the more popular businesses in Augeria originating from Nihilia, Drybone Inc. used to sell weapons in the ongoing war in Nihilia against Tre. after that Drybone Inc. realized what they can do with there new business and bought lots of land and buying stores. Drybone Inc. almost went bankrupt while coming to Augeria because everyone already knew how bad they were and told Drybone INC. to leave then they came back with there new Villager Trading Hall.
Battle for the End (season 2)

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Players gather in front of the Krusty Krab before going to the End.

The **Battle for the End** in season 2 took place on January 20, 2022. It was scheduled to begin at 9:00 PM EST, but delays and waiting for players to join slowed down the process. A total of three dragons were killed over the course of the event, with players Joorscht and Madidew both earning elytras.

## Background

Defeating the Enderdragon as a group has been a tradition on servers the Biggie Baggers play on for a long time and Season 2 of Key's SMP would not be any exception. There had been pushes to defeat the Enderdragon as a large server event since December but since people were away on Christmas break, players waited until the 20th of January to defeat the Enderdragon together.
Trackpadia

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Trackpadia was a semi-autonomous region inside the country of Augeria. The town is located below TrackPad Summit and is the center of power for TrackPad Tommy inside of Augeria. It was also directly connected to Upstairs JoeVille, which strengthened relations between the two regions in recent times. The town was still under extensive constructuction and plans for future expansion were already underway before the Augeria server shut down.
PanBauletto69

**PanBauletto69**, real name **Fede**, is a player on Key's SMP. Her boyfriend is PuppiesOnAcid.

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Trackpadia (season 2)

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**Trackpadia** (Median Slavic: Тракпадија, *Trakpadija*) is a federal district of Media. It is located in the mountain range southeast of the Spawn District and west of the Meadows District. It was founded by TrackPad Tommy as his permanent settlement and base of operations.
Grievous Bodily Harm

Grievous Bodily Harm in his cell

**Grievous Bodily Harm** is a prisoner in the Tuolong Prison.

## Murder of Mob Drop Conspiracy

A major conspiracy theory exists pinning Grevious Bodily Harm into some kind of connection to the Murder of Mob Drop, claiming that there is picture-proof that he had previously talked with Mob Drop right before his murder. Grevious Bodily Harm denies this explicitly, and claims the screenshot is fake. Despite admitting he was good friends with Mob Drop, he refuses to elaborate on the controversy, citing it entirely as "unnecessary hysterics". Grevious Bodily Harm would later be charged and imprisoned, but adamantly reminds everyone he was incarcerated entirely on wholly unrelated charges.
Bahama-Pajama Union

The **Bahama-Pajama Union** was formed between the residents of JoeVille and the town of New Drybone early February 2020 under the ultimate rule of the Augerian Federation. A few months later, their local attorney Bnbranson was incorporated into the union with Carmaulgargantuania as a third peg in a Triumvirate. The rulers were SideHoeJoe, DrybonesJake, and Bnbranson.

Notable sites include the Giant Bell, the Kelp Shake, the Perfect Parking Job, the Bahama-Pajama Library, the Bahama-Pajama Skeleton Spawner, and the Bahama-Pajama Zoo.

## Etymology

The Bahama-Pajama Union is named after the Bahama-Pajama River, which the state is situated on.
Salazar Apartments

The **Salazar Apartments** (Russian: Салазар Квартира) is the current spawn building on Key's SMP. It is closely modeled on Soviet-style *Khrushchyovkas* in its blocky and rigid architecture and is able accommodate 20 residents. The apartment building was constructed after the first tenement incident to replace the Salazar Tenements.

## Current residents

* 1A - **Jay**
* 1D - **Jean**
Communist Uprising

The Communist Uprising was an event that took place in the opening days of the server which caused multiple players led by TrackPad Tommy to create a faction called the Viet Cong. The Viet Cong waged a violent revolution on the server's most wealthy inhabitants by using the Viet Cong tunnels under key locations on the server such as houses and government buildings. While many of the items taken in the war were of low value, the revolutionaries managed to capture multiple ores and even a diamond block in Augurkeychain's house. The revolution eventually died down however, the Communist ideas left behind by the Viet Cong would go on to change the political landscape of the server for future generations resulting in many Marxist regimes forming.
Nanyue

**Nanyue** is a region of Key's SMP Season 3 located in the Nanhai Sea and the Craig Sea. Nanyue is one of the five regions of Baiyue. Bnbranson discovered and settled this land in the beginning stages of the server. Nanyue encompasses all of Fusang Island.

## Etymology

Nanyue is named after the ancient kingdom of Nanyue.

## History

Nanyue was discovered by Bnbranson. He landed at Grobel Point at the northern tip of the island, and built a settlement further inland. Bnbranson later built a Pagoda in the region.

## Geography

Nanyue encompassess all of Fusang Island.

Nanyue consists of several biomes, including a beach, prairie, mountain, jungle, and cherry forest.

It is connected to the neighboring region of Minyue by a small isthmus.

## Locations

* Grobel Point
* Pagoda (season 3)
Villager Migrants

All throughout the Augerian Federation live Villagers who've now settled in and call Augeria home. After emigrating from lesser villages and/or being cured by head researchers, they now live happily and freely. Some of the Villagers took up jobs becoming farmers and cartographers, while a vast majority work on their education and are now librarians greatly increasing Augerian literacy rates

### **Bahama Pajama**

* Bacon Double Stack
* BrownSmith Bob
* BeeKeeper John Deer
* BeeKeep Bec
* Flint Lockwood
* Heather Hills
* Mr. PoopyButthole
* Nitwit Nick
* Impaling Paul
* Diver Dan the Librarian
* Sir Reggie
* Farmer Bec (Deceased)
* Mender (Deceased)
* Jarvis (Deceased)

### **Carmaulgargantuania**

* Ashikaga Takauji
* **Henry Harbringer**
* Nathaniel

### **The Island Colony**

* Slippin Jimmy
* Good Kid
* M.A.A.D City
* Kdot
* Johnny Gat
* Kinzie Kensington

### **Chocloville**

* Choclo
* Andro
* Chamla
* Fishmo
* Dombro
* Chombro

### **Youngin Beach**

* lukenelsonunbreakingiii, Jr.
* lukenelsonunbreakingiii (Deceased)
Commonwealth of Saigon

*Not to be confused with Vietnam.*

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The **Commonwealth of Saigon** (Vietnamese: *Thịnh vượng chung Sài Gòn;* [tʰɨn vɨəŋ cʊwŋ͡m ʂàj ɣɔ̀ŋ] , more commonly referred to as simply **Saigon**, is a city-state located east of the Spawn on the coast of the Central Sea. Saigon is a subject of the Republic of Media.

## History

Saigon was founded by GetOnMyBedrock, also known as Alex. He is of Vietnamese descent and wanted to created a slice of his homeland in Key's SMP Season 2.

## Locations

* Saigon Lighthouse
* Saigon Docks
* Rocky Memorial Astroworld Travis Scott Bust
Poland

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**Poland** (Polish: *Polska* [ˈpɔl.ska]) is a country on Key's SMP located south of Media. It is divided into four administrative divisions: Cold Poland, Warm Poland, Wet Poland, and Dry Poland. It has a population of 3 people.

## History

Built on raw capitalism, Poland was one of the first independent countries. Madidew was the first to reside on Polish territory, building a small shack in what is today Warm Poland. She remained there until Sadly\_Sunny (Elliot) was admitted onto the server, kickstarting the construction of a large prismarine castle for them to serve as the keystone of their nation. While this castle was being raised, Poland was born.

Once the winter mountain was effectively populated, Madi and Elliot wanted to expand Polish territory to its origins: the location of Madi's first house. They started working on a large town below the mountain so that it is always within view of their looming castle. Through expansion, the subsections of Poland were born.

Poland is single-handedly responsible for the utter destruction of the value of iron, cod, prismarine, and ink sacs.

## Politics

Poland is an absolute diarchy currently ruled by Madi and Elliot. It is divided into 3 administrative divisions.

#### Administrative divisions

##### Cold Poland

Serving as the capital of Poland, Cold Poland consists of all properties on top of the winter mountain. These include the castle, the animal and plant farms, and the iron golem farm. This was the first Polish territory and the residence of its leaders, making it the capital.

##### Warm Poland

Warm Poland is a village that is currently under construction. It lies below Cold Poland in an Acacia biome, hence the title. So far, it contains a pastel cat cafe filled with adorable felines.

##### Wet Poland

Despite being the farthest and smallest territory in Poland, Wet Poland is incredibly valuable. It is an overseas territory which consists of a small island that bridges to a guardian farm built by Elliot in order to obtain prismarine for Poland's castle. It is currently open to visitors, but the central government has made it clear that this is subject to change at the government's will.

#### Foreign relations

Poland has a strong, positive relationship with Toosmallforeyes and Joorscht, frequently trading with them. Poland considers all other members of Key's SMP to be neutral parties for the time being.
DrybonesJake's damnation

About a week before Christmas in 2020, DrybonesJake traveled to The End via the Stronghold portal by Chocloville for reasons still currently unknown. He attempted to return home using the central portal, but found that he was permanently trapped, since the portal would take him to a location only a few blocks away from the portal in The End.
Reggie Bothers

Reggie Bothers, brother of Jorgen Bothers was long separated from his family's home village after tragically being bitten by a zombie. Joe found and cured Reggie's zombification reuniting the Brothers. Reggie settled in his comfy new Villager Suite in Dripstone Manor across the hall from his brother.

He has a trade of 36 emeralds and a book, with a Joebama Care Discount of 16 emeralds and a book, for Fortune III
MadHatter8472

**MadHatter8472**, also called **MadHat**, or in-real-life name **Ezra**, is a player on Key's SMP. He is the founder and CEO of Potiri Glass Corporation, and its primary settlement, the Potiri Glass Corporation Trading Post.

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JoeVille

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**JoeVille** is a major city-state which constitutes one of the two member states of the Bahama-Pajama Union. It is bordered by New Drybone in the north, Jujumanjimania in the west, Key-chain in the south, and Potiri Glass Corporation Trading Post in the east. JoeVille is currently led by SideHoeJoe.

Starting from a mountain shared with Key-chain, lying directly inbetween spawn and an early New Drybone, SideHoeJoe operated out of a tunnel he carved through the mountain connecting the savanah flatlands to spawn. It was only a matter of time before Joe made a road and built the Zen Garden along with the Swimming Team Stables. Going on to build the Cartography House his side of the river was starting to look a little lively. It was around this time that Joe and Jake of New Drybone declared friendship and started the Bahama-Pajama Union. Upon newly found peace among the two nations an Act of Union was drawn up, showcasing legal evidence and protection between the newly officially unified nation of Bahamama Pajama. Signed by attorney BnBranson representing both townships in March of 2020.

Connecting the lands across the Bahama-Pajama River by bridges. The next town discovery was found during construction of the Bahama-Pajama Library by SideHoeJoe. Not to far below the Library is a skeleton spawn at level 64. Due to it's perfect spawn placement Joe hired Augurkeychain to build the Bahama-Pajama Skeleton Spawner.

## Etymology

*Joe* is derived from the username of its ruler *SideHoeJoe*. The suffix *-ville* is a common addition to city names which is of French and ultimately Latin origin.

## Important sites

* Avengers Tower was the first skyscraper in JoeVille, made to house the avengers and others. SideHoeJoe acquired an elytra and a trident with channeling then quickly took on the role of Thor swearing to protect the citizens of Augeria. Ultimately convincing the avengers to move to JoeVille.

* Adventure Time Willow Tree, built by SideHoeJoe allowed Cartoon Network's very own Finn and Jake to move into JoeVille.
WooGangG

**WooGangG**, also simply referred to as **G**, is a player on Key's SMP. He currently lives atop Mount Luca, a mountain he cleared alone.

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Hogwarts-Vietnamese war

The Hogwarts-Vietnamese war was an armed conflict that occurred between the two settlements of Hogwarts Castle and Vietnam. The war started when Maaarrrkk and DrybonesJake started fighting each other on the streets of New Drybone. It quickly escalated into a war when GetOnMyBedrock (Alex) offered asylum to DrybonesJake in Vietnam, and TrackPad Tommy allied with Maaarrrkk to invade Vietnam. The war was paused by a brief interim period after an inconclusive victory for the forces of Hogwarts after Alex and Jake were executed atop Hogwarts Castle after their capture in battle. It resumed on December 6, 2020 after the Peace Treaty Incident in which Alex, in an attempt to display the Vietnamese fighting spirit, attacked Maaarrrkk after he had made bold remarks about the supremacy of Hogwarts, instigating an incident in which Maaarrrkk would claim both Jake and Alex's Elytras as prizes. This event would spur the largest gathering in the history of Key's SMP in which 11 players at once were present to witness the federal intervention of the conflict which was called by Emperor Augurkeychain in order to force Maaarrrkk to return the Elytras he had claimed.

The conflict ended when Alex presented Maaarrrkk a cake to symbolize the establishment of diplomatic ties.
Independence Hall

Independence Hall exterior at sunset

**Independence Hall** is a building in New Drybone built by Augurkeychain. It is located behind Twix Towers. It became the tallest building in New Drybone after its completion on September 28, 2020.

## ROMO-001

**Script error: No such module "Labelled list hatnote".**On November 21, 2020, a bedrock portal appeared on the south wall on the second floor, covered in fungus-like material, which was thought to be connected to the Fungus Pandemic.
Chocloville

Flag

Chocloville Port

**Chocloville** is a port town in Key-chain located on the Great Sea opposite from the City of Key-chain, and southeast from The Island. It is named after Choclo, who lives on an island nearby.

## Etymology

Chocloville is named after a resident, Choclo, who lived on an island next to where the Chocloville Port is today.

## Flag

Chocloville's flag was designed by Emperor Augurkeychain and is intended to resemble the color patterns which can be found on Choclo's roof.

## History

The area which Chocloville is situated upon has been mostly uninhabited, up until the Battle for The End where it was briefly explored in order to find the Stronghold, which is several hundred blocks north of Chocloville. After this event, as well as return trips to the End, there had been no efforts to colonize the area until the arrival of Choclo, who set up a small house on his tiny island. For several months, Choclo would be the only resident in this area until Augurkeychain decided to expand eastward across the Great Sea and set up the foundations for Chocloville, beginning with the Chocloville Port and the surrounding buildings.

## Residents

The known native residents of Chocloville are:

* Choclo - Town leader
* Fishmo - Fishmonger, clerk at Chocloville Port Authority
* Andro - Blacksmith, owner of Andro's Toolsmithy
* Chamla - Farmer, owner of Chamla's Farm
* Dombro - Animal farmer, owner of Dombro's Animal Farm
* Chombro - Butcher, owner of Chompbro's Chomphouse
Mattfsng

**Mattfsng**, also called **Ben**, was a player on Key's SMP from the close to the start of the server, to April 5, 2020. He formerly resided on the hill in which Jujuada would build her castle. Ben was also responsible for building the Fish Tank.

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PuppiesOnAcid

**PuppiesOnAcid**, real name **Ricky**, is a player on Key's SMP. He is Italian. His girlfriend is PanBauletto69, also called Fede.Ricky currently lives in the Icy District, Media with Fede. Ricky's name is a reference to the working title for the Dream Theater song "The Mirror".

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Madidew

Madidew in front of the flag of her country, Poland.

**Madidew**, also known as **Madi** or **Maddie**, is a player on Key's SMP. Madi is one of the leaders and founders of Poland, providing materials and political suggestions for the country. She resides in a castle in Cold Poland and works to actively expand her empire. In the name of Poland, she slayed the final two dragons in the second Battle for the End, earning two elytras. Madi is friends and coleaders with Elliot (Sadly Sunny) and is SideHoeJoe's cousin.

## Background

Prior to living in Poland, Madi built a small shack in what is today Warm Poland. Once Elliot entered the server, production began on a larger residence, warranting the contruction of a guardian farm. They then moved into a prismarine castle that sits overlooking the rest of Poland and are working on a village for future Polish residents to reside.

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Main Page

# **Welcome to the Key's SMP Wiki**

This is the wiki which explains certain inside jokes, references, and lore from the previous server as well as bios on the various characters and players. We also document builds and events as they happen.

### Core Players

see a full list of players here

AugurkeychainSideHoeJoebnbransonDrybonesJakeLittle\_\_\_SliceMaaarrrkk
City of Key-chain

Map of Key-chain denoting regional divisons.

The **City of Key-chain** is the capital of both the Kingdom of Key-chain and the Augerian Federation. It is bordered by the cities of JoeVille and Jujumanjimania in the north, and Brown Town in the south. It sits along the Great Sea and is bisected by the Bahama-Pajama River.

## Politics

### Regional divisions

The City of Key-chain is informally divided into six regions:

1. Brick District
2. Key-chain Central
3. Key-chain East
4. Key-chain West
5. Matsuri District
6. Wildwood
Biggie Baggers

The **Biggie Baggers** refer to the loose ethnic group of people who were closely situated together in the Tribe, the nation that this collection of people had fled due to an oppressive regime and an overall dissatisfaction with the governmental system the Tribe operated in. The Biggie Baggers were named after the $5 Biggie Bag, a Wendy's meal deal. Over time, and after they settled Augeria, the Biggie Baggers became the Augerian people, and later, after settling Media, the Median people of today.

Biggie Baggers can be considered to be a faction on the server.

The Biggie Baggers constitute these players:

* Augurkeychain
* Bnbranson
* DrybonesJake
* EspipsE
* Gamerwizarddrew
* Little Slice
* Maaarrrkk
* MadHatter8472
* Mr Muogu
* ninlegend
* SideHoeJoe
* TrackPad Tommy
Jfotislife

**Jfotislife**, real name **Amir**, is a player on Key's SMP. He is the childhood friend of EspipsE. He is half-Arab.

## Biography

Jfotislife only appeared on Key's SMP during Season 2, where he built and settled the spawn area of Media, after slaughtering the populace and repurposing a native Median village. From his first days on the server, he frequently would be disconnected seemingly at random, which was thought to be due by his poor internet, or his roommate throttling shared bandwidth. Nonetheless, he then built various buildings from his hometown of North East, Pennsylvania, such as the famous China Jade, and a local smokeshop that was subsequently bombed. Soon Amir's time on the server would come to an abrupt end, when suddenly he would be almost fully prevented from connecting to the server due to unknown internet complications. After this break, Amir had given up trying to rejoin, and his village became abandoned.

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Aqueduct

The aqueduct at sunset.

The **aqudeuct** is the largest man-made construction in Augeria. It begins in the City of Key-chain, Key-chain and ends inside the city walls of Carthage. It is 1,648 blocks long. The aqueduct was built by TrackPad\_Tommy in the spring of 2020.

The main motivation to build the aqueduct was to bring water to Jacky's Arena. However, Mr\_Muogu considered this to be unsolicited and so changed the plans, moving its drainage near the Green Top Society, south of the Great Desert for a long period of time. In recent times the aqueduct was expanded to the inside of the city walls at Carthage to supply the city with fresh water from Trackpadia.
Key-chain, LLC

**Key-chain, LLC**, also sometimes called the **Key-chain Company**, was a short-lived limited-liability company established by Augurkeychain as one of the first administrative powers which controlled the region of Key-chain. It had attempted to rival Drybone Inc.'s presence in Augeria during the revolutionary era. The company's scope was limited strictly to the confines of the region, which did not allow for business growth and, compounded with growing pressure to abolish the private sector, led to the company's downfall within a month of its creation. Key-chain , LLC was later succeeded by its Season 2 iteration, Key-chain Inc.

## History

Key-chain, LLC was founded in the earliest days of the server in Key-chain, headquartered in Augurkeychain's first home base. The primary intent for the company was to create competition against Drybone Inc., albeit unsuccessfully. It also effectively became the first form of governance for the region of Key-chain. Key-chain, LLC primarily focused on agriculture as at the time, foodstuffs were a vital yet inaccessible commodity, which augurkeychain felt Drybone Inc. was not able to provide the population on. However, due to distribution issues, as well as political pressure on Augurkeychain, the company went under after it was no longer able to support itself and after private businesses were no longer welcomed in Key-chain.

## Legacy

Due to its short-lived nature and its minimal impact on Augerian culture, it had fallen out of public consciousness. However, it is often overlooked that the Communist revolution in Key-chain was a result of protests against actions Augurkeychain had done which TrackPad Tommy perceived to be despotic.
Hoover Dam

Hoover Dam was created a long time before the bombs fell.

Hoover Dam had a large amount of fresh clean water thus was scouted by the "UWR".

Hoover Dam acts as a prime base for the "UWR" and is also a prime spot for trading because of the purified water

Location: Nevada

Owner: The "UWR"

## History:

9/20/2177: "The "UWR" restores the dam back too full order and fortifies the area so it can be used as a base."
G-Sites

G-Sites are designated areas under the quasi-jurisdiction of the AAOAM, used primarily for research, development, study, anomalous examination, and propagation in seemingly sparsely populated or otherwise deserted areas of Augeria. Most G-Sites are kept under strict secrecy, though some are entered under public domain depending on activity in the site.

## History

The establishment of G-Sites came along with the arrival of the AAOAM Augerian Chapter, largely set up by Dr J.

## List of current, known active G-Sites

* R5-2001 "Butch" (Carmaul: Timmiesomariongarfeelbombium ed Gesitbutchbombium")
	+ \*Also known as *Codename Red Timmy*, *Timmy Rojo (Red Timmy)*

* A7-4561 "Greenhouse"
* JW-7820 "J"
Health Inspector

**Johnathan Craiger**, also known as the **Health Inspector** and the **Griller**, is a character on Key's SMP. He was formerly employed at Jakes Bar n Grill until he recently left that profession to become a health inspector for the AAOAM.

## History

Johnathan Craiger was born in Key-chain, and would move to New Drybone in his later life. He was employed at Jakes Bar n Grill as the Griller for a while until he was no longer interested in the career and later pursued a career in food journalism, writing a review for Ricci's Hoagies and the Avengers Tower which got extremely popular grabbing the attention of SideHoeJoe. This made him quite popular and boosted the sales of Jakes Bar n Grill for a time. He made many more reviews which performed well but not as well as his Avengers Towers and Ricci's reviews.

## Relationship with the AAOAM

Johnathan Craiger was one of the first people in Augeria who became worried and very interested about The Fungus. He then tried contacting Dr. J about it several times in an attempt to join the AAOAM. After many messages, Dr. J responded with a job offer as a temporary health inspector, however in regards to joining the AAOAM, it was held off for a bit because a new G-Site was being analyzed at the time. After about a month later, Johnathan Craiger moved to the new Island colony that was being studied and developed, and built an office there for research. Recently, Johnathan Craiger received 3 strikes regarding is performance resulting in his badge being revoked by Dr. J. He was punished with community service.

## NewDrybone and Drybone INC.

Johnathan Craiger works with Drybone Inc. since he was a friend of DrybonesJake for a while. Johnathan Craiger worked on the rocket and the new space station for drybone Inc. for the the space missions. Johnathan craiger helped Drybone Inc. get a [REDACTED] from Carmaulgargantuania.
Eastern Desert

The **Eastern Desert**, sometimes the **Great Desert**, (Carmaul: Subryietnanjagomea), is a vast expanse of desert located in the Eastern Frontier, bordering both Carmaulgargantuania and the Dutch East Indies. Much of it is barren, flat sand dunes, with the exception of a small, winding river that provides some seasonal fertility along it's flood plains. It acts as a land-connection between the rest of Augeria and The Island.

## Etymolgy

It's native name, **Subryietnanjagomea,** derives from Carmauli, roughly translating into "Great Occulted Expanse"

## History

Not much is known about the history of the desert, but it is theorized that it acted as a geographical barrier which helped protect the neighboring Carmauli people. This may also be the reason why The Island has never been settled before previously by any native populations surrounding it.

## Ownership

Designated under the Augerian Federation as an unorganized Frontier Ordinance, what little settlement that is present is mostly under *de-facto* Carmauli ownership. Under concessions given to the AAOAM, it is expected that much of the area will be a designated G-Site, if not already.
Minigame House

Minigame house exterior

The **minigame house**, formerly the **Oxford Circle Embassy**, is a small two-story building in Key-chain Central, Key-chain. It currently only hosts the Brown Town Murder Mystery game mode. It once hosted paintball matches at Brown Town with a PvP plugin, however after its removal, it returned to a manual process.

## History

The building was previously the Oxford Circle Embassy before it was converted into the minigame house. It was established to strengthen Key-chain's relationship with the neighbordhood of Oxford Circle, Philadelphia, PA. To this day, the flag of Philadelphia still hangs at the entrance even after the building's conversion.