Bronzo's Quest

Bronzo's Quest is one of the five quests given by Strangers in Brutal Orchestra. It is initialized by speaking to Bronzo in The Garden, he will ask Nowak

## Sounds

### Talking Sounds

to give him 2 coins. After doing so, he will appear in other areas, asking for more and more coins.

 Second Encounter
 Third Encounter
 Fourth Encounter
 Fifth Encounter

## Aftermath

Once fully paid for the last time, Bronzo will disappear and can be found in The Garden. After talking with him there, his quest will be complete and it'll be possible to meet him again in Far Shore on all subsequent playthroughs. There, he'll gift the player a random amount of coins or an item.

## First Encounter Dialogue

**Bronzo**Hey Nowak, could Bronzo The Bold bother you, for say, two coins?**Nowak**What? How do you know my name?**Bronzo**Why you're the protagonist of course!The world revolves around you!Metaphysically, of course**Bosch**This guy is weirding me out.**Bronzo**Really? The Fantastic Bronzo is making you uncomfortable?Hmmm.First impressions are a fickle thing.**Bosch**And he can see me, of course.**Bronzo**Well Bosch, Bronzo The Beautiful would ask you for some change, but let's be honest, you're broke.**Nowak**...**Bronzo**So how about those two coins?
Choosing to pay:

**Bronzo**You are far too kind.Well, carry on, you have an intruder to vanquish.**Nowak**Thanks?

Choosing not to pay:

**Bronzo**Ah well, there is always next time.See you boys around.

## Second Encounter Dialogue

**Bronzo**Bronzo The Bachelor has found himself financially destitute.So The Majestic Bronzo is humbly asking for a donation of twenty five coins.**Nowak**Seriously?**Bronzo**You don't have to pay me all at once.Bronzo The Reasonable is a reasonable man, or at least Bronzo The Reasonable was.So how about it?
Not paying the full amount:

**Bronzo**This generosity is greatly appreciated!But unfortunately, these funds are still insufficient.You understand, of course
Fully paying:

**Bronzo**Well that will be enough to get to that beach. Bronzo The Keen has heard everyone go on about.See you boys soon.

## Third Encounter Dialogue

**Bronzo**Well, it seems this beach is much more of a desert than Bronzo The Prescient anticipated.Regardless, its beauty is undeniable!Don't you boys think so?**Nowak**Who are you exactly?**Bosch**Yeah and why are you constantly broke?**Bronzo**Bronzo The Concise will make you boys a deal. You pay Bronzo's fee back through the mountains and to Bronzo's home and Bronzo The Vagrant will tell you all about what and who Bronzo The Mysterious is.Deal?\*Bronzo pauses for you to respond.\*So we are in agreement.Fifty coins, and you don't need to pay Bronzo The Considerate all at once.
Not paying the full amount:

**Bronzo**That's it?Oh.Bronzo The Humble means to say, thank you!But Bronzo The Penniless will need more.
Fully paying:

**Bronzo**Next time you speak to Bronzo The Swift, we will be back amongst the mountains.See you boys soon.

## Fourth Encounter Dialogue

**Bosch**What? Why are you still here?**Bronzo**You see there was a terrible accident and Bronzo The Financially Wise has found himself destitute once more.**Bosch**What?No, you just bought yourself that stupid hat.**Bronzo**...The hat is flamboyant and imbued with masculine confidence.**Bosch**...**Bronzo**Let Well-Spoken Bronzo cut to the chase.Bronzo The Fabulous needs more money.Say...One hundred coins.**Bosch**No way, there's no way we're paying this guy another coin.Right, Nowak?**Nowak**...**Bosch**Nowak?
Not paying the full amount:

**Bronzo**Alas, Bronzo The Hat-Wearing will require more coins.You understand, of course.
Fully paying:

**Bronzo**Next time you speak to Bronzo The Swift, we will be back amongst the mountains.See you boys soon.**Bosch**You better leave for real this time.

## Fifth Encounter Dialogue

**Bronzo**Bronzo The Broken has good news and bad news.**Nowak**You couldn't get a refund on the hat?**Bosch**You're broke again?**Bronzo**Here is the good news.Lucky Bronzo found eight hundred coins.**Nowak**...What's the bad news?**Bronzo**And Brilliant Bronzo needs one thousand coins to leave this realm.**Nowak**You have to be kidding.**Bosch**Oh god**Bronzo**Doesn't seem as bad now that you know Bronzo The Philanthropist has covered over half of it.You can spot Papa Bronzo three hundred coins.<br/Boys like you don't walk around shining like that only to have no sweet, sweet currency.What do you say?For your old pal Bronzo?**Bosch**...No.**Bronzo**Bronzo The Precise was speaking to Nowak.Whaddya say?**Nowak**...This is the last time, and then you have to tell us who and what you are....Deal?**Bronzo**Deal**Bosch**This is gonna be agony.**Bronzo**This is gonna be so much fun!
Not paying the full amount:

**Bronzo**Gonna need some more dosh to become Bronzo The Posh.Bronzo The Jubilant trusts you will come back with more.Uncle Bronzo has a good feeling about you boys.
Fully paying:

**Bronzo**Next time you speak to Bronzo The Golden, everything will be revealed.**Bosch**Just tell us now.**Bronzo**...\*Bronzo is walking away.\*\*Slowly.\***Bosch**Wait, come back!**Bronzo**\*Bronzo is running away.\***Bosch**Go after him!**Bronzo**\*Bronzo is full force sprinting away.\*\*It is alarming yet comical to watch.\***Nowak**Nah.I feel like we'll see Long Leg Bronzo again.

## Final dialogue

**Bronzo**Bronzo The Philosopher is ready to explain the ontological nature of this world, and in turn, Bronzo The Metaphysical.**Nowak**Wait, really?**Bosch**\*Bosch squints in doubt.\***Bronzo**Okay, you may want to sit down for this.**Nowak**\*Nowak sits down.\*Bosch, sit.**Bosch**What?I literally don't have legs, what do you want from me?**Bronzo**\*Bronzo ignores their quarrel.\*Okay, do you boys know what a computer is?**Nowak**Like the ladies that punch cards?**Bronzo**Yes, but fully made of metal, and alive, kinda.We are inside a computer.Specifically, we are inside a ""program"" called ""Brutal Orchestra"".This program is made by these monumental three-dimensional beings.**Nowak**Aren't we three-dimensional?**Bronzo**Kinda, but not really, but this is like real three-dimensional.It is hard to explain.Anyways, our physical bodies are made of these things called P.N.G.s.**Nowak**What does P.N.G. stand for?**Bronzo**The developer typing this doesn't know, so it is impossible for Bronzo The Meta to know.Although, the other developer taking care of coding my dialog says it stands for ""Portable Network Graphic"", whatever that means.**Nowak**The developer?You mean like God?**Bronzo**Sort of, but less impressive.Bronzo The Superlative only knows all this because the Spanish developer willed me into existence.Bronzo The Frightened doesn't know why he wants this but here Bronzo The Summoned is.Hey! We hope you enjoyed the game.**Bosch**What?Why did you say that?**Bronzo**Bronzo The Violated can't control himself.THEY are speaking now.**Bosch**Oh god, it's happening again!**Bronzo**If you enjoyed Brutal Orchestra, check out our other games!**Bosch**You're scaring me, stop it.**Bronzo**You have earned the respect of Nico and Talia for playing this far!**Bosch**We have to leave!**Bronzo**Help, please, Bronzo The Terrified can't control it!Thank you for playing Brutal Orchestra!**Nowak**I'm sorry Bronzo, but these are powers beyond our control!...**Bosch**...We must never speak of this.**Nowak**Agreed.
Meeting Bronzo in the far shore, after finishing quest:

**Bronzo**This is for you.I hope it helps!

## Trivia

* Bronzo comes from a really old game made by Nico, where you fall down a well and fight an ASCII styled Bronzo and his Cat Bananas

## References

1. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/483793457098522645/879230601947930654/971458546585710622