The lovers, the haters, and a bear

**The lovers, the haters, and a dog** is the third jEggverse episode and focuses on tinder dates, and destruction

## Transcript

We start this story with theo. The lovable boxer dog is swiping away on tinder today.

Medi is also looking for a match today

But theo finds a fine looking woman and it's a match

Medi:"who'd ya get?"

Theo:"This girl here. looks like a business woman"

Medi:"she looks like chuck's friend minehank's crush"

Theo:"i should meet her at a diner"

theo walks over to the mall to meet his date

"i hope she have good personality"

Medi is watching, disguised as the Bliggle's sign

theo goes to bliggle's

"oh boy. she's here"

Medi is now disguising as the shark plush in the claw machine

Bliggle:"hello kids and other species and disguised plushes

i've got a song for youuuuuu!"

Medi has been given away but not noticed

Theo:"why hello there. you must be my date"

theo's tinder date was... vanny williams?

Vanny:"oh. uhhh"

"i at least hope your breath is good"

Medi puts a boquet behind Theo and gives him a thumbs up

vanny eats a potato. raw

theo hands vanny the boquet

Vanny:"..."

Julian notices this date

"HELLOOOOOOOOO"

"HAVE WE GOT A DATE? I'VE GOT A SONG"

Bliggle:"wat"

julian smacks around a guitar. making noise

Theo:"what the fuck julian"

Medi disguises as some inkling and neck chops julian

Vanny:"i feel like this wouldnt work anyways. goodbye doogy"

Medi flips Julian off and disappears

Julian:"owch"

Theo:"well i know that im never finding love"

Bliggle:"WE WILL ALL DIE ANYWAYS💖"

bub geane walks in

"hello dog. why do you have flowers on you"

Theo:"i think i almost would have kissed your buisness partner"

Bub:"huh"

Julian, presumably dazed:"THANKS ME LATER!"

a pot drops on julian's head

Meanwhile, we have minehank at the caciocavallo

He is swiping on Tinder and somehow also matches with Vanny

jEgg watches. diguised as moss

Medi is disguised as a customer

Minehank:" guess I could meet my date at Bliggle's..."

jEgg:"dayum. wasnt theo having a date at bliggle's earlier?"

Minehank is now here with a boquet of roses

Medi Teleports here and plays the claw machine game

jEgg is inside of the claw machine game

Minehank is waiting for Vanny

jEgg:"is that.."

Medi:"Chuck's friend?"

jEgg:"i think soo"

vanny walks into bliggle's again

Minehank is shaking

Vanny sits down

"..."

Minehank is blushing alot

jEgg:"the robot has blood?"

Medi:"i can bet you they will actually kiss"

Minehank Hands her the flowers

Bliggle:"again?

I'VE GOT ANOTHER SONGGGGG"

Medi:"dont sing you'll ruin it"

bliggle screeches

Julian:"HEY HEY stupid robot"

Bliggle:"dont call me STUPID you POOP"

julian slaps bliggle

Vanny:"uhhh

y'know i co-own this place"

Minehank:"That's nice..."

Vanny:"...

are you a robot?"

Medi:"uh oh"

Bliggle, responding to julian's slap:"i am required to not fight back."

bliggle walks out of bliggle's

Minehank kisses vanny RIGHT ON THE LIPS

Vanny is flushed

Medi:"told you"

jEgg:"ohhh"

Medi:"where's the owner?"

bub walks in

Medi:"your co-owner is in love with an enemy company's robot"

Bub:"oh hi vanny"

Vanny:"hello"

"you seem to have caught me geting smooched by a robot"

Bub:"hmm

is that minehank from the caciocavallo

the closed place?"

Minehanks skidoodads

Vanny:"today has been interesting"

Medi:"i can bet you bub will mock her for being in love with a literal robot"

jEgg:"who said vanny was in love with the robot? it's a tinder date. so it's pretty blind"

Bub:"i had better go over there and see what they get up to over there

goodbye"

Vanny:"bye!

also bliggle ran away"

Bub:"w h a t"

Vanny:"guh. my lips tastes like coins"

Medi:"i think hank and vanny might go farther than just kissing

if you know what i mean"

jEgg:"hank is a robot. i dont think he has a penis"

Medi:"he might, ya never know."

bub geane smashes the borders with a crowbar and enters the caciocavallo

fred is sipping tea, Chuck is eating pizza like a fatass, and minehank is panicked

Bub:"hey minehank thingy

did you kiss my buisiness partner on the mouth"

Minehank:"y-yes..."

Bub:"why?"

Chuck is eavesdropping

Minehank:"Because Im in love with her...."

bub tosses a crowbar at minehank that hits minehank in the forehead

"when did robots have tinder"

Minehank is bleeding oil while screaming

Bub:"uhhhh"

Chuck turns towards bub, doing the fnaf movie springtrap approaching micheal thing

bub sticks out a pan of chicken nuggets infront of chuck

vanny walks in

"..."

vanny hits chuck with a crowbar

Chuck:"ow"

jEgg is writing stuff down on a piece of paper clipboard

bub hides

Chuck is eating half of his face

bliggle dashes in and headbutts chuck to the ground

Chuck:"ow"

bliggle then kicks vanny and bub out of the door and runs

Chuck:"oofie"

Theo:"what's going on here?

...

oh"

Chuck gets up

Bub:"well"

Chuck is running to bliggle's at high speeds

Vanny:"uhhhh"

Chuck:"VANNYYYYYY"

Vanny dives out of the way

Theo, with fire powers activated:"what is going on here"

Chuck Throws the bleeding Hank at Vanny, causing them to fall and land in a ..."funky" pose.

Vanny:"AAAAA

uhhh"

Minehank is blushing

theo punches chuck very far away

theo then pick up minehank at puts him on a chair

Chuck:"ooooh someones jealousss"

theo lights chuck on fire

Chuck screams

bliggle picks up chuck with their mouth and escorts them out

and none of that shit ever happened again

the end