Byleth Caelum

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 *You know, a lot of people today are saying that this generation of kids are in fact are the stupidest.
Now that's debatable. I believe there have always been stupid people.
But the oranges provides greater opportunity for stupidity to be expressed and paraded. In this day and age with the oranges, ignorance is a choice!*
AND THEY'RE STILL CHOOSING IGNORANCE.

--**Byleth sharing wisdom about oranges.**

Byleth Caelum is the founding father and leader of BJay <BJay>™️.

## Abilities and Powers

Byleth has many abilities and powers. One of his main abilities is to create oranges out of nothingness.

### **Techniques**

* **Genesis of Oranges:** Byleth can apparently create *Vitamin C* rich oranges out of nothingness. Some rumors claim that he collects yield from the Holy Orange Tree of BJay on a daily basis, but this is proven false during a trip to the BJay HQ Void where Byleth and expedition team [REDACTED] lost all their gear and inventory to nothingness during a disaster, where they had to sustain off of oranges randomly handed out to the team by Byleth for a whole week.
* **Reality Check:** Byleth throws Reality Check oranges that bring back any dumbass being to reality. It was first seen used against ???
* **Laser Poop**: can poop lazur
* **True Invisibility:** When playing Ninja, Byleth can seemingly use "Hide" to disappear from sight completely, in contrast to the normal usage of this ability giving a slight transparent shade to the player.
* **Waterwalking:** Byleth possesses the power of waterwalking for indefinite amounts of time. This was encountered during one of his trips to Western La Noscea, where he used this trick to outrun weeb catboys following his party.
* **BJaytecture:** Byleth is the only true master of space and time existing inside BJay HQ. He is seemingly able to transcend the limitations of reality forced upon XIV housing, and has total freedom over the furnitures and dimensions existing within the HQ limits.

### **Ultimate Techniques**

* **Armorsmith: Darksteel Soul:** A legendary technique discovered by Byleth and Layria during the "Great Darksteel Ore Incident". By combining the forces of Layria's Blacksmith and Byleth's Armorer arts, the pair can execute a radiant Limit Break that allows them to convert all existing Darksteel Ores in the FC Chest into Darksteel Nuggets within the blink of an eye.

## Diseases & Disabilities

### Orange Addiction

Byleth is heavily addicted to oranges due to excess orange consumption. It is unknown whether if he is able to survive and sustain without any oranges in vicinity since he never runs out of them.

### Late Night Crafting Addiction

Byleth instinctively switches to a crafting job and starts mass-crafting materials for experience when the clock hits somewhere around 2-3 A.M.

### Weeaboosis

Byleth is a weeb. He must consume anime content daily in order to keep the disease under control.

### Single Digit IQ or Absolute Genius (still unidentified)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

## Versions of Byleth

Byleth (Clown Incarnation)Byleth Calcium (Dimension "Raiden" Incarnation)
## Outfits

Byleth is usually seen wearing either excessive heavy armor, nothing, or a professional jacket.

### BJay

Byleth loves BJay deeply.

Layria

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## Major Battles

The Blue Wearing FC

The Order of the Lemonade