Godzilla vs. King Kong Rap Battle!

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**Godzilla vs. King Kong Rap Battle!** is a Godzilla vs King Kong Parody Animation released by FilmToons on February 13, 2021.

## Synopsis

Kong King vs. Godzilla has never been bigger, as the two legendary monster duke it out in an epic rap battle movie parody animation! Who won? King Kong, the 8th wonder of the world? Or Godzilla, Japan's most powerful kaiju? Let us know in the comments!

## Characters

* Godzilla
* King Kong
* Giant Robotic Rap Battle Announcer
* Minilla (Beatboxing)
* People (Background)
* Ariel (mentioned)
* One Direction (mentioned)
* Gigantis, the Fire Monster (mentioned)
* Donkey Kong (mentioned)
* Jeff Goldblum (Godzilla's cosplay and impersonation)
* Godzilla Junior (mentioned)
* Mechagodzilla (mentioned)
* Skullcrawlers (mentioned)
* Godzooky (cameo)
* Ann Darrow (cameo)

## Lyrics/Script

**GRRBA**: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemeeennnn..

We've got two of the biggest heavy weights going head to head.

Minilla, give us a beat!

[Minilla starts beatboxing]

In the red corner,

The eighth wonder of the world!

Weighing in that 90,000 metric tons,

They call him "Big Z",

Godzilla!

And in the blue corner,

The largest primate on the face of the earth,

The kniddy griddy big city,

King Kong!!!!

### Round 1

**[King Kong]**: Well they call me King Kong,

I'm a giant gorilla

They sent me here to rap battle Godzilla

From Skull Island

You're stepping to me?

You've been hanging out with Ariel 'Under da Sea'

You're so old, you're a jurassic

A dinosaur

You've been asleep so long

You think One Direction is still on tour

I'm bringing down Gigantis

You're a myth

You should've stayed lost like Atlantis.

**Godzilla**: Donkey Kong raps better than you.

**GRRBA**: Are you going to let him speak to you like that?

**Godzilla**: Just call me Jeff Goldblum.

**[Godzilla]**: I’m the thriller killer spiller

With Junior and Minilla, coming at you from the deep,

Yeah they call me Godzilla

Who's this standing in front of me

I've never seen such a cute little simpanzee

You think you got size I can barely find you...

You're the eighth wonder, well...

I am the kaiju

You're taking the ferry?

I'm in the city, bro

For no reason at all, I'm messin' up Tokyo.

**GRRBA**: Shots fired! What a fiery round!

**Godzilla**: Time to preheat.

**GRRBA**: Round 2!

### Round 2

**[King Kong]**: Your performance is robotic

Yeah your lyrics are filler

It's like I'm looking at another Mechagodzilla

Your rap lacks style

And your burns are mild,

It must be hard being a chubby reptile

I tear down buildings

Yeah I'm colossal!

You just look like a tired old fossil!

This rap is over,

Signed, sealed, delivered

Somebody throw in a towel for this prehistoric lizard.

[Godzilla growls out]

**GRRBA**: Prehistoric lizard! Ha-ha.

**Godzilla**: Yeah whatever, grey thing

**GRRBA**:  Well, what you gotta say?

**[Godzilla]**: I’m a chubby reptile?

You're just a monkey,

You should change your fur

Because this one makes you look chunky

You're a guest, we know I'm the best

I'm levelling cities while you're there beating your chest

I got an electromagnetic laser beam

But the hot air from your raps wouldn't even make steam

I'm from the Amphibious monster squad

You're stepping to me but what's a king to a god?

**GRRBA**: What did you say to that?

Round 3!

### Round 3

**[King Kong]**: I’m the alpha dog,

You're the runt, Z

You look like a bad side-quest in Jumanji

Hey, we know you're good...

I'm your biggest fan

But could you please make you mind up how you feel about Japan?

I'm attacking from above like it's raining baboons

All I need is some helium and ten thousand balloons

**King Kong**: Let me grab your tail. Yeah um... I'll grab your tail.

**Godzilla**: Hey, quit it!

**King Kong**: Come on, stay still.

**Godzilla**: Cut that off, you ain't grabbing.

**King Kong**: I'll grab your tail.

**Godzilla**: You ain't grabbing it. Stop!

**King Kong**: I'll grab your tail.

**Godzilla**: Hey! Quit it, monkey boy!

**GRRBA**: Well, we weren't expecting that.

**[Godzilla]**: You’re a second rate primate

There ain't no debate

Why don't you go and hide away on the Empire State

You're a baller?

You can't even handle Skullcrawlers

You're worse than Godzooky, only dumber and smaller

You're in the big city now thinking you're slick

But everyone knows you're the only here for a chick

If you like her that much, why don't you call her?

Oh wait you got no phone?

Someone put back on hiscollar.

**GRRBA**: Ladies and Gentlemeeennnn

We have reached the end of our rap battle

**Godzilla**: You and 5′ 11″ are pine juice.

**GRRBA**: Who is the winner? Tell us in the comments!

## Cast

* Stefan Kelk as Giant Robotic Rap Battle Announcer
* K. William Scott as King Kong
* Ryan Stewart as Godzilla

## Crew

**Music and Lyrics**: Stefan Kelk

**Directed by**: Ariana Perry

Illustrators/Animators: Austin Bradley, Molly Owen, Tiffany Sigaran, Kelly Halsey, and Elizabeth Saylor

Background Artists: Ariana Perry and Ryan Kirkpatrick

Editing/Sound Design: Jordan Thompson

## Trivia

* King Kong mentioned Ariel as a reference to the Disney movie, The Little Mermaid.
	+ The song "Under the Sea" is a reference King Kong mentioned also.
* King Kong mentioned one of the famous boy bands, One Direction.
* King Kong mentioned one of the monsters Godzilla faced, Gigantis.
* Godzilla mentioned that the Nintendo character, Donkey Kong can rap better than King Kong.
* Godzilla impersonate the famous actor/musician, Jeff Goldblum.
* Godzilla mentioned his children members Minilla (who is beatboxing) and Godzilla Junior.
* King Kong mentioned a robot monster, Mechagodzilla.
* King Kong mentioned the board game, Jumanji.
* Godzooky is shown as a cameo, but in 1978 Hanna-Barbera cartoon form.
* Vina Fay Wray's character Ann Darrow from the original 1933 King Kong film is shown as a cameo.

## Goofs

* There were only eight balloons, but King Kong said "ten thousand balloons".