Andrew's Quote Book

(image example of twitch chat, not one of Andrew's screenshots)

Andrew has made it a habit to collect comments and immortalize them. Present on the right corner of Andrew's side of the screen, Andrew copy-pastes screenshots of quotes he finds funny or iconic.

A place in this slideshow is highly sought after by many viewers. A rule of thumb is that the quote has to be standalone because Andrew does not add jokes that would need context to be funny. A one-liner that works without context, usually with spelling mistakes, works best in earning a spot on the slideshow.

## Trivia

* Andrew has many books besides this one; Book of enemies, Cool Book, and more!
* Mr. Bread Man has the most quotes, mostly due to his interesting way of spelling. He was also the cause of the list to begin with.
* Andrew's Quote Book is the page with the most underlined words in all the Drawslaw wiki due to all the misspellings.
* Although Drawslaw primally does Twitch, the first quote actually came from Behance with Mr. Bread asking Andrew for a deep personal joke.
* As of early 2023, non quote screenshots have made their way onto the slideshow. Emma JDDJ was the first artist to be added with an actual addition of art.

## Quotes

Note: Some quotes are paraphrased due to twitch emotes being used in them. These emotes have been replaced with more universal ones to the best of our ability. Additionally, quotes are not in any chronological and or ranked order.

#### Mr. Bread Quotes

1. "My name is bread my feifored coler is the power and i cant get sick and buge on car rides" - Mr. Bread
2. "I dont but Im still sqruige mic duck" - Mr. Bread
3. "dont read every think you trust on the internet -Albert Ainstain" - Mr. Bread
4. "one pokemon is called a squeesel it's a turtle who squerts wather" - Mr. Bread
5. "no ofence but if your ferfod bread it '""buggett"" get out" - Mr. Bread
6. "<meestega deleted>" - Mr. Bread
7. "BRODE SWORE IM 🤧🤧🤧" - Mr. Bread
8. "Andrew can you tell us a deep personal joke" - Mr. Bread
9. "god i hope Andrew drops hes "PUMKIN"" - Mr. Bread
10. "monkey sleep dirt floor man in futrure cant" - Mr. Bread
11. "me when no frencfri :(" - Mr. Bread
12. "Motern probleems need motern selusons" - Mr. Bread
13. "Your ether a smart fela or a fart smelarla - frady fazbesr pizza" - Mr. Bread
14. "I said black jack Voices po from the panda movie And u find they wilde" - Mr. Bread
15. "😌" - Mr. Bread
16. "afther geting traped in the pool of traped losing and my itema being stuck behind a border of power when i calld for Andrew Brodie helped Im a paledon for Brodie" - Mr. Bread
17. "monkey sleep dirt floor man in futrue cant" - Mr. Bread

#### Onyx Green Quotes

1. "if a phoenix is a bird, then so is a pigeon" - Onyx Green
2. "even my inner demons shiver when that happens, kitten" - Onyx Green
3. "stopped listening after you mentioned you where under 7 foot" -Onyx Green
4. "i would rather die standing then live kneeling, fuck that lamp im taking die. i wanna die with honor" - Onyx Green

#### Scummy Bunny Quotes

1. "Seeds and fruits can GET THE HEACK OUT" - Scummy Bunny
2. "Hot tips for not becoming jases- go" - Scummy Bunny
3. "I'd like to have 1 bio and then maybe adopt- but those ones come with names so" - Scummy Bunny
4. "I lie in the foetal position and return to mother" - Scummy Bunny
5. "We've seen Andrew's feet but were are the Brotoes" - Scummy Bunny
6. "Sub goal: dye brodies head blue" - Scummy Bunny

#### Scott Playz Quotes

1. "how make a upside down right triangle but no triangle but it upsideewn" - Scott Playz
2. "Nice topic brodie my favroit christmas memory is when i go downstairs and eat" - Scott Playz

#### Not Chris Quotes

1. "Top 5 biggest duos: Mario+Luigi, Mario+ Sonic, Mario + Wario, Mario + Bowser, Andrew + Brodie" - Not Chris
2. "give credit card ;nottroll;" - Not Chris
3. "For gaming streams, instead of doing party games for gamin streams, I'd like let's play style games ... For gaming streams" - Not Chris

#### C3nty Quotes

1. "I will draw a worm or Andrew \_ \*for" - C3nty
2. ""Im thirsty for youuuu" - Brodie 2022" - C3nty

#### Ariel the Lost Smurfette Quotes

1. "Giant Lady dressed like peach crushed tiny car with big" - Ariel the Lost Smurfette
2. "danny devito on the hammy humveeto" - Ariel the Lost Smurfette

#### KirkleBangs89 Quotes

1. "I have a bowl cut and I like to cuddle" - kirklebangs89
2. "Brodie met his grandma in art school and look how that turned out" - kirklebangs89

### Songbird Lover Quotes

1. "im crying hes bald T-T T-T T-T" - Songbird Lover
2. "THAT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY :0 what a coinsciedence" - Songbird Lover

### Miscellaneous Quotes

1. "That's what I that" - Oneplaidplatypus
2. "captain crunhc bone milk. with twice the bone for your mulk loving goodness" - SomeBodiesKID
3. "☝️✋✋✋✋**☝️👉👉**" - Pumpkin\_Spice
4. "naur im canoodlian" - Arty the Party
5. "Oooww Canada 💜💜💜 That s why u prounuce haouse" - The Cherryship
6. "built like coraline's dad on the right" - Anonymous Slay
7. "who pissed on my rat?" - mxlifeline
8. "if you only eat a cooked chicken and not a raw chicken, you don't like the chicken you like the heat" - Zero Time
9. "Crywank dooddd that will do it" - Rose Aquamarine
10. "i sud s h a r t" - scottplayz and snjes is the goat
11. "Actually, I like purple most. I'm a purple guy." - Izuku after bullying Andrew for being man behind the slawghter.
12. "I'm british :'(" -Malware Guy
13. "im crying hes bald T-T T-T T-T" - Songbird Lover
14. "im a big large 6'1 260lb footman man" - KProsen
15. "dobbysteponme" - Phallical
16. "many many endolphins" - Glass Heart 101
17. "Not only unfollow but I'm finna block Y'all" -Bawble

## Non Quote Additions

1. Image description [a black rectangle reads in white lettering "I do like a nice sexy girl" Added as Permitted Term by drawslaw via AutoMod - 5 days ago]
2. A screenshot of Emma JDDJ's art taking from the ramen shop community canvas - Image description [Standing on a wire are Luigi, Mario, Waluigi, and Wario in that order]