The Boss of Skylands Part 1 (Transcript)

This is a transcript of Episode 8 of Season 1 of The Magical Five, The Boss of Skylands (part 1).

   Everyone is falling through the sky.

Shine: WOOOAAAHHH!

Pop Tart: WHEEE!

A giant boulder flies by.

Lover: AHHH!

Mark: Oh great, now there's a GIANT ROCK!

Everyone lands.

Pop Tart: Where are we?! A floating island?!

Shine: Don't you see Pop Tart? It's Skylands!

Pop Tart: No, you‘ve never taken me here.

Shine: Pop Tart, I only got my Portal Master powers yesterday, chill.

Lover: Skylands? I've never been here before...

Cute Eyes: Well, I’m not as scared anymore-

Spry gets stolen by a dragon.

Cute Eyes: NEVERMIND!

Cute Eyes hides behind Lover, but the dragon is Spyro.

Spyro: Hey hey! I hear you're the new Portal Master!

Make3.0Shine beams.

Shine: Well...it's an honor.

Mark: Who...what?

Cute Eyes slowly peeks out from behind Lover.

Pop Tart: Alright, dragon. What's your deal, Neil?

Spyro: My name is Spyro. And I came to...tell you some bad news. First, who are you all? Except Shine.

Pop Tart: Pop Tart, pal. Don't forget it.

Cute Eyes: I'm Cute Eyes! People call me the ice cream lovin' narwhal.

Mark: My name's Markiplier...but you can call me Mark.

Lover: I'm Lover...c-can I pet you?

Spyro: Uh...sure?

Shine: She likes dragons, don't worry.

FairyTailLover01 smiles and pets Spyro carefully, as not to hurt him.

Spyro: Well...I have some bad news to tell you...I know that you know Jacksepticeye, right?

FairyTailLover01 and Markiplier nod.

Shine: Wait...how do you know?

Spyro: Well, I am subscribed to Mark. Big fan.

Mark: Oh, thanks!

Spyro winks.

Spyro: Anyway, I have bad news about him. Yesterday, he was here in Skylands.

Shine: Wait, why though?

Spyro: Because I'm a big fan of him, so I invited him to dinner. Then, he went into a Sensei Life Realm, and he got captured by Kaos and...someone else.

Cute Eyes: Oh no! Jackaboy!

Golden engine and the Magical Hive drop from the sky and break.

Shine: No! The Hive!

Mark: Well...crap.

Lover: That's...not good.

Pop Tart: That's gonna be expensive.

Spyro thinks.

Spyro: Tell ya what; if you defeat Kaos once and for all, we can fix your ship-house.

Shine: Uh...what do you guys think?

Mark: I mean...we're stuck here, aren't we?

Cute Eyes: Or Lover could teleport us!

Lover: ...I can't teleport us from one dimension to another. It doesn't really work that way...

Pop Tart: Well, we should save Jackaboy!

Shine: Pop's right. Who's with me?

Everyone puts their hand or flipper in the middle and Spry puts his claw in the middle.

Shine: Wait, you're coming?

Spry: Well, I DO know my way around Skylands. Plus, if I do, I can prove I'm a real Skylander.

Shine: Well, let's set off!

Spyro: Woah woah woah! You can't go in THOSE clothes!

Lover: Huh?

Spyro: You need armor and weapons!

Spry: Yeah, Kaos has a whole army.

Spyro: Well, we have to figure out your classes first. Follow me!

Lover: Okay!

Spyro flies to the Academy with Spry and everyone follows them.

Eon: Welcome to the Skylanders Academy!

Shine: Sweet!

Spyro: Yeah, it's quite the sight, but we need to see what class you are.

Spry: And element!

Spyro: Introducing the Sensei Scanner!

A machine is revealed.

Cute Eyes: Whoa...does it have ice cream?

Spry: Ice cream? Oh, Cute Eyes....OF COURSE IT DOES!

Spry hands out ice cream.

Cute Eyes: YAY!

Cute Eyes eats the ice cream and goes into derp mode.

Shine: Lover, you should go first.

Lover: M-me?

Shine: Lover, go ahead! It's not dangerous!

Spyro: Probably not dangerous!

Lover: Probably?!

FairyTailLover01 nervously steps forward a bit.

Machine: Light Bowslinger.

Spyro: There you go! See? It wasn't that hard!

Shine: Lover, you should go pick some armor and a weapon!

Lover: Whoa...okay!

Shine: I'll go next.

Make3.0Shine goes in and Spyro turns on the machine.

Machine: Fire Quickshot.

Shine: I'll go pick my stuff.

Pop Tart: Cute Eyes, wanna go next?

Cute Eyes: (still in derp mode) sUrE!

Cute Eyes waddles in, continuing to eat his ice cream, and Spyro turns on the machine.

Machine: Water Sorcerer.

Cute Eyes: oOh!

Cute Eyes derpily waddles back out.

Pop Tart: My turn!

Pop Tart goes in and Spyro turns on the machine.

Machine: Air Ninja.

Pop Tart: Nice!

Pop Tart goes to pick weapons.

Spry: Your turn, Mark!

Mark: Alright!

Markiplier walks in and Spyro turns on the machine.

Machine: Earth Smasher.

Mark: Sweet.

Spyro: Alright, that's everyone!

Make3.0Shine picks out some juice guns and red armor.

Shine: Sweet!

Pop Tart picks out pink armor and pop tart ninja stars.

Pop Tart: Hey Lover, aren’t you gonna pick out a weapon?

Lover: I've already got a bow, actually.

FairyTailLover01 gets some white armor.

Cute Eyes: Can I just use my horn?

Spyro: Uh...sure!

Cute Eyes: Yay!

Cute Eyes gets some blue armor and Markiplier already has brown armor on, but has no clue what weapon to grab.

Mark: Uh...what weapon do I need?

Shine: Some sort of hammer or axe.

Mark: Got it!

Markiplier grabs a giant hammer and, somehow, holds it just fine.

Shine: Alright! We're all set! What now?

(TO BE CONTINUED...)