Foop and Goldie's First Date

**Foop and Goldie's First Date** is the 75th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Robert and Riley's Restaurant

## Synopsis:

Foop and Goldie go on their first official date with help from Lisa and David. Meanwhile, a jealous Poof and Anti-Goldie plot to sabotage it.

## Character appearances:

* Foop Cosma
* Goldie Goldenglow
* Lisa Loud
* David Miller
* Poof Fairywinkle
* Anti-Goldie
* Anti-Cosmo Cosma
* Anti-Wanda Cosma
* Cosmo Fairywinkle
* Wanda Fairywinkle

## Transcript:

On a spring day, Foop and Goldie were heading to Fast Foop to help out after school.

Foop: Today was great, Goldie!

Goldie: Now I can’t wait to help out at your restaurant, Foopie!

Foop and Goldie entered Fast Foop.

Anti-Cosmo came up to them and looked worried.

Anti-Cosmo: Thank goodness you’re here! Your mother burned the chicken again! And then she ate it!

Foop: No worries…

Foop went to the back, where Anti-Wanda was knee deep in chicken.

Anti-Wanda: Ya came to help your mama? I don’t know how to work this deep fryer.

Foop rolled his eyes.

Foop: Oh brother. You know what to do. Put the fryer on MEDIUM - not high!

Anti-Wanda: What’s a medium?

Foop sighed.

Foop: Oh brother. Here.

Foop took a few piles of chicken and put them in the fryer, and pulled the lever to the row that said “medium.”

Anti-Wanda: Golly! You’re a lifesaver!

Foop: Now please… don’t need me. Goldie’s expecting me.

Foop went out to the main area and went up to Goldie.

Foop: Goldie, I have something I wanna ask you.

Foop pulled Goldie aside.

Foop: Will you go on a date with me?

Goldie: But we’ve gone on tons of dates together!

Foop: I know… but like a real, official, romantic date. Like what I know my parents have gone on plenty of times before.

Goldie: Hmmm... Yeah. I like that idea. Usually our “dates” get ruined by your parents or Cosmo and Wanda needing help with something!

Foop: And nothing will ruin this one! It’ll be perfect!

~ ~ ~

At Cosmo and Wanda’s house, Foop and Goldie were in Goldie’s room planning their date.

Foop: And we go to the most romantic place in town - the planetarium to look under the stars.

Goldie: But we went there last week!

Foop: Maybe… the park and have a picnic?

Goldie: We did that Sunday.

Foop: Then I got nothing!

Goldie: Perhaps we should ask some experts…

Cosmo and Wanda overheard and came into Goldie’s room.

Cosmo: How about asking us?!

Wanda: Our first date was magical!

Goldie: Didn’t you say that your jealous mother ruined your first date?

Goldie eyed Cosmo.

Cosmo: Okay… so she did… But. It was MAGICAL!

Wanda: We can help!

Goldie: I don’t think so… Foopie and I got this!

Wanda: Okay. If you insist. Come on, Cosmo. I don’t think they need us anymore…

Cosmo and Wanda left.

Foop: They could’ve helped! Why’d you turn them away?

Goldie: Because I know how absorbed they get in people’s relationships! Poof and Anti-Goldie’s first date never happened because they forbade it!

Foop: Because Poof is dating an actual demon!

Goldie: True… but I’ve grown to like Poof. A little. Even he deserves some happiness.

Foop: True… I guess.

Goldie: But I know someone who could help us out!

~ ~ ~

At the park, Foop and Goldie noticed Lisa and David by the picnic tables.

Foop: Lisa and David could help us! Lisa’s been on dates with Hugh. And David? He’s an excellent wingman!

Goldie: Alright. But what if our date WON’T go as planned.

Foop: Then there’s always our NEXT first date!

Goldie: I guess so…

Lisa and David overheard and went up to Foop and Goldie.

Lisa: I’ve heard you two want a perfect first date…

David: Picture this - 1500 in Corona at the Corona castle. It’s perfect since Zhan Tiri was locked in the Lost Realm at that time. Varian actually mentioned that 1500 was his best year...despite his father getting trapped in the amber later that year.

Foop: I dunno…

Goldie: Is Corona really that MAGICAL, though?

Foop: And we are NOT going back to Fairy World for our date. Even though that place is really magical…

David: Believe me! Corona IS truly magical. If ya go at the right time. If you go during the time when Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel and abandoned Cassandra, expect some danger. If you go during the time when Varian lashed out on Corona because his father was trapped in the amber, not a good time either. And if you go at the time when Zhan Tiri manipulated Cassandra into taking the moonstone and betraying Rapunzel, let’s just say there’s bigger danger then too.

Foop: I get it. But I think there’s a better place than Corona.

Goldie: There HAS to be!

Foop: Come on, Goldie. Maybe that planetarium isn’t looking so bad, after all!

Foop took Goldie’s hand, and they left.

Lisa: Well. We tried. I would’ve said the planetarium, too. So I guess Foop and Goldie are on the right track.

David: But what about dinner? I was going to suggest the Snuggly Duckling in Corona! All their food is free, and if you get past the intimidating and downright idiotic pub thugs, it’s a quite romantic place. Especially for a first date!

Lisa: Whatever you say…

~ ~ ~

Foop and Goldie were on the way to Fast Foop.

Poof and Anti-Goldie went up to them.

Anti-Goldie: I hear you two are going on a first date…

Goldie: What’s it to you, Anti-Goldie? You are NOT going to ruin it!

Anti-Goldie: You already ruined it for yourself. You refused to go to Corona! THAT’S where dreams are made!

Foop: Yeah. Cause we don’t wanna run into some insane demon girl named Zhan Tiri.

Goldie: You wouldn’t understand!

Anti-Goldie: Zhan Tiri just HAPPENS to be the only GOOD thing in that time and place!

Foop: Oh really? In what world!

Poof: Poof, poof!

Foop: Poof. You’re STILL here?!

Goldie: Come on, Foopie. These losers won’t understand anything about having a perfect first date!

Foop and Goldie left.

Anti-Goldie: They’ll sure regret ever tossing me aside. And to think I actually used to have a crush on that Foop!

Poof: But what will we do?

Anti-Goldie: We sabotage their lame date at the planetarium. If they don’t wanna see Zhan Tiri in Corona, I’ll BECOME that demon!

Poof: Shall we not? I have a better idea…

Poof whispered his plan to Anti-Goldie.

Anti-Goldie: Ooo… I like that better!

~ ~ ~

A while later, Foop and Goldie made it to the planetarium.

Foop: This is nice. I think this is the perfect date.

Lisa and David entered the planetarium and looked worried.

Lisa: Foop! Goldie! I just saw Zhan Tiri heading toward the planetarium!

Foop: Impossible! She’s in 1500 in Corona. Remember?

David: No! It’s really her!

Foop and Goldie left the star exhibit to see that demon girl enter the planetarium.

Foop: Oh no. Oh no! She CAN’T be here.

Goldie: Not on our first date!

David: Don’t worry. I’ll distract her. You do your thing.

Foop: Oh, okay! Come on, Goldie.

Foop and Goldie headed back to the star exhibit.

Lisa and David went up to the demon, who was really Anti-Goldie in disguise.

David: Zhan Tiri. It’s awfully suspicious YOU’D be here on Foop and Goldie’s first date!

Lisa: Yeah. I thought you’d be on your way to manipulate Cassandra right about now.

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): I can’t do two things at once? Foop and Goldie’s relationship is history!

David: Please! If you dare do anything to my friends, then you will pay! Varian and Cassandra will both kill you and I swear, if you try to resurrect yourself, you will NEVER get away with everything again!

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): You fool! I can’t be killed! Now outta my way.

Anti-Goldie as Zhan Tiri pushed past Lisa and David and entered the star exhibit.

Poof came rushing up to Lisa and David.

Poof: Poof, poof!

David: Poof, you know we can’t understand you when you only say “Poof, Poof.”

Lisa: We know you can talk. Give it up!

Poof: Ugh. Fine! Anti-Goldie’s been kidnapped! By Zhan Tiri

Lisa: Oh really?

David: We just saw Zhan Tiri! And she’s planning on ruining Foop and Goldie’s first date!

Poof: I know. I saw Zhan Tiri taking Anti-Goldie in the custodian closet!

Lisa: Really? Poof, if you think we’re some kind of idiots, we won’t fall for it!

Poof: Just follow me. She’s right in here!

Lisa and David followed Poof to the custodian closet.

A faint “Help me!” could be heard in the closet.

Lisa: Well. She IS in there.

David: I guess… You’re right.

Poof: Now go in there and rescue my girl!

Poof opened the door and pushed Lisa and David in there.

He locked the door.

Lisa (from inside): Uhhh, Poof. She isn’t in here.

Poof: Oh, did I say THIS closet?! Silly me!

Poof flashed out.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in the planetarium’s star exhibit, Foop and Goldie were enjoying the stars.

Foop: This is nice!

Goldie: I’ll say!

Anti-Goldie as Zhan Tiri came into the exhibit and levitated up by the stars.

Foop and Goldie looked spooked.

Foop: Zhan Tiri?! I-I

Goldie: What are YOU doing here?!

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): Oh, I came to ruin your little date!

Foop: Well, you won’t get away with it, demon! David’s told us about you.

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): Hasn’t he? Has he also told you how you two are so not right for each other

Goldie: What are you talking about?

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): Foop, I know that you think Goldie is far too naive and can easily fall for anything…

She turned to Goldie.

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): And Goldie. Foop doesn’t actually love you. He’s manipulating you to get close to Poof to destroy him.

Foop: Excuse me! I stopped wanting to destroy Poof a long time ago! He’s… not as pathetic as I actually thought.

Goldie: And there’s no way you’re Zhan Tiri. I’m not falling for you. Foop would never manipulate me! He loves me!

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): Oh, but I am Zhan Tiri. And to prove it… Take a look up at the sky.

Foop and Goldie looked up at the starry ceiling.

The big Earth in the corner of the exhibit blew up.

Foop: My WORD!

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): And the actual Earth will blow up if you don’t end your relationship!

Foop: Well… Goldie. It’s nice knowing you.

Goldie: Foop! You’re not really breaking up with me!

Foop: I have no choice! The world’s at stake if we stay together!

Goldie: WELL!

Goldie stormed off.

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): You made a good choice there, kid. She’s not worth your time.

She flashed out.

Foop began crying.

Foop: But I NEED Goldie!

Foop cried some more.

~ ~ ~

At the entrance of the planetarium, Goldie was crying over losing Foop.

Goldie: I don’t believe this! This was supposed to be a perfect first date! Now it’s our LAST!

Goldie saw Poof appear with Anti-Goldie as Zhan Tiri.

Goldie: POOF’S working for Zhan Tiri?! I don’t believe it!

Goldie went closer to them.

Poof: Well done, my love. Now Goldie and Foop are no more!

Anti-Goldie (as Zhan Tiri): Don’t thank me, thank Zhan Tiri.

Anti-Goldie flashed back into her normal self.

Anti-Goldie: Phew! It’s good to be me again! That Foop and Goldie don’t suspect a thing.

Poof: And their stupid friends are locked in the custodian closet.

Anti-Goldie: You’re so bad, Poofie!

Poof: Why thank you!

Poof and Anti-Goldie flashed out.

Goldie heard everything.

Goldie: I don’t BELIEVE this!

Goldie rushed into the star exhibit to see that Foop already left.

Goldie: Foop?! Oh no… what just happened?

Goldie headed to the custodian closet and unlocked the door.

Lisa and David ran out and hugged Goldie.

Lisa: Thanks for rescuing us!

David: I don’t believe it! Why would Poof do something like that?

Goldie: I don’t know! Foop is also gone! And he broke up with me! Turns out “Zhan Tiri” was Anti-Goldie this whole time!

David: She WAS?! That’s just low. I couldn’t even tell the difference!

Lisa: Yeah! They’re BOTH horrid demon girls out to destroy the world!

Goldie: I think we can stop them. But first… I need my Foopie!

Lisa: Well, I know where he went…

Lisa took out her phone.

Lisa: Foop is at his Fast Foop restaurant.

Goldie: How did you know that? You...didn’t track him...did you?

Lisa grinned sheepishly.

Lisa: Nooooo…

Goldie: Well, I’m out. I gotta get Foop back!

Goldie flashed out.

Lisa: And shall we have a nice date at the planetarium?

David: No Hugh?

Lisa: No Hugh. Just you and me.

David: Then I’m in!

Lisa and David headed in the starry exhibit.

~ ~ ~

At Fast Foop, Foop was crying at one of the tables.

Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda looked concerned.

Anti-Cosmo: Should we tell him his cheese fries are ready?

Anti-Wanda: Uhhh… Yeah.

Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda went over to Foop.

Anti-Cosmo: What’s wrong, Foop? Did you have a good date with Goldie at the planetarium?

Foop: GOLDIEEEEEEEE!

Foop cried even more.

Anti-Wanda: My word! I think you be sufferin’ from a broken heart!

Foop: Thanks A LOT Mother!

Foop cried some more.

Anti-Cosmo grabbed some cheese fries from the nearby table.

Anti-Cosmo: Here’s your cheese fries. We’ll just leave you be.

Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda left.

Goldie came rushing into the restaurant.

Goldie: FOOP! I need to tell you something!

Foop: That the Earth will implode if we share our first kiss?

Goldie: NO! Poof and Anti-Goldie were behind us breaking up! Anti-Goldie disguised herself as that Zhan Tiri and Poof locked Lisa and David in the custodian closet!

Foop looked furious.

Foop: I DON’T BELIEVE IT! I KNEW Poof and Anti-Goldie would sink this low! WHY are they so jealous of us?

Goldie: I don’t know. But we won’t let them get away with it.

Foop: Okay. But what do you suggest we do?

Goldie: Leave that to me.

~ ~ ~

Foop and Goldie arrived at Cosmo and Wanda’s house, where Poof and Anti-Goldie were in the living room enjoying some hot dogs.

Poof: Our plan worked fabulously!

Anti-Goldie: Yep. Now I bet Foop and Goldie are in tears now and are like...

Anti-Goldie & Poof (in unison): I can’t live a day without you!

Anti-Goldie and Poof began laughing just as Foop and Goldie entered.

Foop: Care to explain?

Anti-Goldie: Explain what?

Goldie: We know you split us up!

Foop: And we just did something you two will hate…

Goldie: Poof, your oh-so precious wand rattle is being mailed to Virginia.

Poof: NO!

Foop: And Anti-Goldie, I hate to say it, but Zhan Tiri’s been roasted alive in the deep fryer at Fast Foop.

Anti-Goldie: NO! She was too pure!

Foop and Goldie looked at each other, and began laughing.

Foop: PSYCH! Yeah, your demon friend is in 1501 manipulating Cassandra.

Goldie: And your rattle is in your room like it always was.

Anti-Goldie: How DARE you?!

Foop: Now you know how it feels when someone plays with your emotions!

Poof: I’m SORRY!!

Anti-Goldie: Me too! Look, we’re just jealous that you got together.

Foop: But why?! You and Poof are already in a happy relationship!

Goldie: A happy...sickeningly EVIL relationship…

Anti-Goldie: Well, Foop, in Spellementary School, I had a crush on you.

Foop raised his eyebrow.

Anti-Goldie: And Poof told me that he’s still head over heels with you, Goldie. You just suddenly broke his heart without telling him why.

Goldie: Because he wouldn’t STOP saying “Poof, Poof!” Poof, if you got a better vocabulary, which apparently you HAVE now, I would’ve considered dating you longer.

Poof looked guilty.

Poof: Poof, poof.

Foop: And you can’t stop Goldie and I from being happy. You’d hate it if you two broke up. Right?

Anti-Goldie: ...right.

Goldie: But we’re not you. So, you two won’t be broken up by us..

Foop: No. But, Poof, your parents want to tell you something…

Cosmo and Wanda went in.

Wanda: How could you split up Goldie and her one true love?

Cosmo: It’s DESPICABLE!

Anti-Goldie: Actually, it was my idea.

Wanda: In that case… Go! Go home, Anti-Goldie!

Anti-Goldie left.

Cosmo: And you’re grounded for a month, Poof!

Poof: But-

Wanda: I don’t wanna hear it this time! Go to your room!

Poof stormed off to his room, and whispered to Foop and Goldie.

Poof: It’s all YOUR fault!

Poof left.

Foop: Well, Goldie, shall we start this date over again?

Goldie: I would love to.

Foop: So, dinner at Fast Foop just you and me?

Goldie: I would love that!

Foop and Goldie left.

Wanda: Well, Foop’s a keeper. Goldie’s lucky.

Cosmo: And I couldn’t ask for a better wife!

Wanda: Aw, Cosmo!

Cosmo and Wanda hugged.