Personalities

## A brief introduction into the intricacies of the enigma that is Dev Nayar's brain.

As a relatively young boy, Mr Nayar was content with the family he was raised in. He reveled in the gloominess when it rained and he was ecstatic once night befell this planet. However, he wanted more out of his life and so he turned to drgs - he didn't want to conform to society's idiocy of taking drugs and instead wanted to become unique by taking the u out of drugs and so became the only person on drgs. These drugs bestowed the gracious, wondrous gift of Dissociative identity disorder. This lead to the creation of Phil, his photographic, Marxist side, Bottletop Bill, his insane, Fascist side, Maurice Moss, his intelligent, logical side (who initiated a school shooting - reference The NVSHS Student Lore Wiki - Areas of Interest in Narangba, the Mysterious Stranger, the mysterious side and King Dice, his handsome, sexy, beautiful, sleek, fashionable side.

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## Phil the Cameraman

 File:DSC04910.JPG  Hired as a photographer for Buzzfeed, he traveled around the world, taking pictures of all creatures great and small, the exponential beauty of the Swiss Alps, the poverty of Ethiopia, the sheep military of New Zealand and much, much more. However, the wonker conker known as Morpheus hired him to film an exotic, elusive, entrancing creature called the wild Liam. The appearance of the legendary creature is derived only from vocal records of the inhabitants of Star CIty, where he was trained by Oliver Queen/Queer and Legolas (who was made out of Lego) to fight and hide from the dirty hands of humanity. During a confrontation, the creature attacked Phil, breaking his camera and destroying his right eye. He remained in hospital without compensation for 3 weeks (a lawsuit was carried out and Morpheus was fined 100,000,000 doubloons, placing the idiot in debt 100,000,000 doubloons). After a cybernetic eye was grafted to replace Phil's missing eye, he placed an integrated camera in aforementioned eye and so continued to aid Morpheus in her/him/queer to isolate and find the legendary Liam. As of now, he is living in Mauritius in a 10,000,000 doubloon house and Morpheus was placed in prison for the rape of the legendary Liam, who rolled a 20, landing a critical on Morpheus penis, castrating him whereas Morpheus rolled a 1.

## Bottletop Bill

This character works in conjunction with his companion, Corky, a ... thing. Unfortunately, Corky contracted HIV and died, leaving Bottletop Bill alone. He wandered the wastelands of the Commonwealth, Mojave, and Capital until he found a man. One man, who killed Bottletop Bill because he was, really, creepy af. This man replaced Bottletop Bill as the Mysterious Stranger......

## Mysterious Stranger

He's mysterious....... Doo doo, doo doo doo doo........... do doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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## Maurice Moss

There's literally a dedication page to this :

THIS WILL TAKE YOU TO A PAGE

## King Dice

 File:K.PNG   File:Why are you drinking rohypnol by ctort.png   File:King Dice (1).png  File:08 Die House.ogg **- His Song whenever he enters the room.**

This man is a sexy, handsome beast. His suit is made from the skin of handsome men (so no man from New Zealand) and is regularly washed with Rohypnol in its liquid state - once infused with the clothing, it turns it purple and increase the concentration and effect of the drug. Below summaries the personality:

**I'm Mr King Dice**

I'm the game'st in the land

I never play nice

**I'm the devil's right hand man**

I can't let you past

Cause you ain't done everything

Bring me those contracts

Come on bring em' to the king

If you haven't finished your task

Haven't worked assiduously

No I cannot let you past

Don't you mess with me!

Don't mess with King Dice

(Don't mess with King Dice)

Don't mess with me

(Don't mess with him)

Don't mess with King Dice

(Don't Mess with King Dice)

Don't mess with me!

**I'm Mr. King Dice**

Heed just what I say

**The Devil has his price!**

And I'll make sure you pay!

I don't have time to mess round

And I hope you will agree

Bring me those contracts

**Pronto!**

Don't you mess with me!

# Kiddie Fiddler

SPOKEN: There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up

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onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says:

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Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!

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CHORUS:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

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Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!

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(CHORUS)

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'n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!

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Let me abos go loose, Lew

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Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose
Altogether now!

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(CHORUS)

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And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!

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Play your didgeridoo, Blue

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Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Altogether now!

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Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred

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Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
Altogether now!

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(CHORUS)

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