Fatmanfalling

fatmanfalling laughing, his go-to response

> "Does this... person not understand what the word GUESS means?"
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> - Fatmanfalling, not understanding what the word guess means
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**Fatmanfalling** is a YouTuber who reviews media, primarily focusing on critiquiing *RWBY*

## History

### Foreshadowing

> "I'm pretty sure Mauler and Cinema Sins are 2 halves of the same being, and when they split Cinema Sins got all the charisma and integrity and understanding of media analysis... and argumentation"
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> - Fatmanfalling on Twitter
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MauLer first encountered Fatmanfalling on Twitter, where he had likened MauLer's content to CinemaSins', oddly enough holding up CinemaSins in high regard in order to paint MauLer as being the worse of the two. He found it hypocritical of MauLer to criticize other reviewers for saying everything they say is just their opinion, because MauLer himself has agreed it is possible for him to be wrong. When he told MauLer that YouTube was not the right place for him, MauLer responded that the number of people who watch his videos on YouTube would suggest otherwise, which Fatman interpreted as him merely flaunting his higher subscriber count, though he ended up conceding that was not the case, but maintained MauLer was still an asshole. MauLer left the door open for the two of them to talk and Fatman said he'd consider it, though it never came to fruition

### On the Silliness of Thinking You're Right

MauLer, Rags, Metal, Jay, and DasBoSchitt did their first proper coverage of Fatmanfalling a year later on EFAP 51, where they took a look at a stream he had done with some friends of his that included a fan of MauLer's named CelticPhoenix. The gang was immediately taken aback by what appeared to be a chessboard next to his bed and an upside-down pentagram on his wall, which led Jay to theorize that the damaged spot on his wall was done by Satan. Fatman explained to CelticPhoenix that his issue with MauLer was that he is a "twatbasket" on Twitter, despite having been the one who insulted MauLer's work ethic on Twitter right out the gate. He summed up all of MauLer's work as "I would have preferred a different movie" and questioned how MauLer could spend an entire hour denouncing the concept of subjectivity, a claim MauLer found strange both since he found it pretty much impossible not to be both objective and subjective in different parts of what you do and since surely a topic as broad as how you view existence could be talked about for well over an hour. When Phoenix pitched to him the example of someone checking the temperature on a broken thermometer, thus having an objective opinion since it is not a fact but also not influenced by emotion, Fatman laughed in exasperation at him not simply calling that a "guess," with MauLer finding it odd to describe someone as "guessing" the temperature when they literally just read it off a thermometer. At this point Jay estimated there was a 50% chance of Fatman's chessboard having some cum on it, but Rags guessed it was more. Upon seeing he had tweeted about *My Little Pony* Jay bumped the guess up to 70%, Das and MauLer adding respectively that the broken spots on the walls and the pentagram may be cum as well

Fatman elaborated that he was judging MauLer not off his videos but off his "Twitter persona," since he didn't really care about his videos, except for the ones that he watched. He denied there was any debate to even be had since anyone who believes there are objective standards of quality is just incorrect, trying his own hand at what he thinks it is to be objective by saying a movie is good because one of the shots is in focus. Phoenix tried to explain that while one can judge the competence of the camerawork in a shot that it is supplementary to more important things about a movie, leading Fatman to ask what MauLer would even consider supplementary to mean, something he might know if he actually watched his videos. Despite having previously said MauLer is definitively wrong, he now declined to debate MauLer since MauLer would set the terms of what it means to be right. He recounted Patrick Willems describing *The Last Jedi* as "a movie about space wizards intended for children" and erroneously described MauLer's response as just calling that subjective. Fatman defended Patrick from the thing MauLer never said by explaining that Patrick's viewpoint is just as valid as everyone else', apparently forgetting that Patrick had used that point to invalidate other people's viewpoints. At this point Jay say what appeared to be tissues on his chessboard, and he and Rags moved their cum guess up to 90%

### Aftermath

CelticPhoenix himself entered the Chat, and joined the call when the gang was done with the video, though Rags had to leave right when he joined. He expressed confusion that Fatmanfalling took such issue with MauLer since he saw the two of them as having similar reviewing styles, but theorized that it might have been because he was a fan of Hbomberguy's and MauLer's response to his *Dark Souls 2* review had left a bad taste in his mouth. Jay asked Phoenix what percent chance he gave that there was cum on Fatman's chessboard, and his response that Fatman is a furry bumped Das' guess up to 100%, believing there was no chessboard and it was just pure cum

## Trivia

* He does not actually think CinemaSins and MauLer split off from the same organism
* He apparently considers CinemaSins to be charismatic, with integrity and an understanding of media analysis and argumentation

## Quotes

* "Any of you guys heard of Fatmanfalling?"
 "No but that sounds terrifying"
 - MauLer and Rags, EFAP 51
* "I'm pretty sure Mauler and Cinema Sins are 2 halves of the same being, and when they split Cinema Sins got all the charisma and integrity and understanding of media analysis... and argumentation"
 "I'm sorry I just, I laughed so hard at that I pulled my headphone cord out"
 - Fatmanfalling on Twitter, and Jay, EFAP 51
* "'Oh, it's my opinion that fire burns flesh!'"
 "Why is the pentagram man talking about burning flesh?"
 - Fatmanfalling and Jay
* "Like, he's... it like, he [sigh]... he's a silly- he's a silly guy..." - Fatmanfalling, destroying MauLer
* "I don't really care about his content, besides the ones that I've seen" - Fatmanfalling, describing how seeing things works
* "They hate that argument"
 "Because it's TRUE"
 - CelticPhoenix and Fatmanfalling, who destroyed him with facts and logic
* "He spent 11 hours talking about it, he must think it's bad"
* "Okay, a purely objective, inarguable fact, that one shot in that movie was in focus, right? And being in focus is a good thing, therefore the movie is good" - Fatmanfalling, not knowing what fractions are
* "The reason I don't wanna debate him is because, he is setting the terms of what it means to be right"
	+ "There's no debate to have. If you think there are objective standards of 'quality,' 'qUaLiTy,' if you think there are objective standards of quality, you're just incorrect" - Fatmanfalling, minutes earlier
* "He got a Patrick Willems video, where he wrote on a big ol' piece of cardboard, 'This is a movie about space wizards for children,' and he's like, 'He's using a subjective viewpoint'" - Fatmanfalling, describing an event that did not happen
* "I dunno man, if he comes in here and says, 'you guys are joking, right?' what are we gonna do? We're fucked... then he'll laugh for like 6 seconds" - MauLer
* "Does he watch GDELB and assume that's my main content?" - MauLer