DIO Plans for Threats

Below is a comprehensive list of plans made by the DIO for multiple different threats to the country, spanning across all different threat levels.

## Zombie Apocalypse

**Official term:** Z-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** M4-L5

**Definition:** An infectious disease results in a significant number of previously deceased corpses being reanimated, with the infection passed on through bodily fluids.

**Procedure:** In the event of a zombie apocalypse, whether contained within the DIO or spread across a much wider area, all uninfected DIO citizens are to be strictly quarantined within their homes. If any infected individual is spotted, they are to be captured and placed on the Execution Center/WMD Testing Site, where they will be promptly terminated. In the event that this is not possible, the infected individual is to be crippled, preferably through the application of gunfire, and terminated through the use of fire. In the event that the zombie infection becomes too widespread to be effectively contained in this manner, the area in which the infected are located will be carpet bombed.

## Extraterrestrial Invasion

**Official term:** EI-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** L3

**Definition:** Entities originating from outer space attempt to invade the Earth or the Divided Islands Of..., likely with technology significantly more advanced than the average non-DIO country.

**Procedure:** In the event of an extraterrestrial invasion where a large alien craft is firing on Earth from above, the DIO will launch all necessary WMDs up towards the spacecraft and, if need be, call back the DIOS DeathBringer for more support. If the Extraterrestrials have reached Earth’s surface and are invading from the ground, the DIO military will capture or eliminate all targets. Captured extraterrestrials will be placed in the Execution Center/WMD Testing Site for termination, though a small number will be saved for interrogation and/or scientific experimentation beforehand.

## Nuclear Weapon(s) Inbound

**Official term:** NK-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** L5-H6

**Definition:** One or more nuclear warheads has been launched at the DIO by a foreign nation.

**Procedure:** No matter their size, the plans for nuclear weapons being inbound for the country are the same. A complex algorithm will hack into the guidance system of the missile, either diverting it to the WMD Testing Site or to an enemy country. If this is not possible or is unsuccessful, a missile will be launched to intercept the warhead before the DIO is within its blast or fallout radius. If a bomb is being dropped, the DIO will send missiles to intercept the aircraft before it is within range of causing any destruction.

## Invasion from Enemy Nation(s)

**Official term:** FI-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** L5-M6

**Definition:** A foreign nation attempts an attack on the DIO though the use of naval or ground forces.

**Procedure:** If any enemy countries are invading the DIO by sea, we will send a single Destroyer ship out to intercept their fleet. Depending on the strength of the enemy fleet, it may also be necessary to send a single frigate as well. If the DIO is invaded by air, we will send an H-545 Darkburst to intercept the fleet of planes. This is predicted to be more than enough to stop the enemy fleet, regardless of size.

## Accidental Detonation of WMDs, WSMDs, and/or WUMDs

**Official term:** WD-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** L1-L3

**Definition:** A large-scale DIO weapon is unintentionally detonated, resulting in damage to part of or the entirety of the DIO.

**Procedure:** The Planet, Galaxy, or Universe Unf\*\*\*er is to immediately be activated, depending on the scale of devastation left behind by the detonation. If necessary, the planet, galaxy, or universe will be temporarily evacuated of DIO citizens.

## Heat-death of the Universe

**Official term:** HD-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** M1

**Definition:** The universe reaches its natural death, either by reaching a state of maximum entropy or collapsing into an extremely hot, dense state.

**Procedure:** On the day the universe reaches its end, the DIO will activate the Universe-unf\*\*\*er in order to undo the damage of its death, in order to prolong the existence of the Universe. If deemed necessary by [REDACTED], the DIO may instead create a new Big Bang through the uncontrolled detonation of a Universe F\*\*ker, effectively restarting the universe.

## Attempted Deific Subjugation

**Official term:** DS-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** L1-H3

**Definition:** An entity with an above average amount of divine energy attempts to invade or attack the DIO.

**Procedure:** In the event that a god-like entity attempts to establish control over the DIO, the world, and/or the universe, the entity will be viewed as a hostile enemy of the DIO. As such, the full might of the DIO military will be used against the entity. [DATA EXPUNGED] will be used in order to prevent any potential changes to reality that the entity may cause in response to the efforts of the DIO. If necessary, a Universe F\*\*\*er will be detonated, and the universe will be restarted.

## Black Hole Collision with Earth

**Official term:** BH-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** L2-H3

**Definition:** A black hole with enough mass comes into close proximity with the Earth, resulting in the Earth being partially or completely consumed by the black hole.

**Procedure:** In the event of a Black Hole being set to collide with Earth within a month, the DIO will immediately begin work by sending large-scale WMDs or mid-scale WSMDs to intercept and redirect the celestial object before it becomes close enough to cause any real danger to the planet. NASA will log the Black Hole in its records and continue to track the Black Hole for possible future use.

## Meteor Collision with Earth

**Official term:** MC-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** L3-M3

**Definition:** An apocalypse grade meteor or comet comes within close enough proximity to the Earth do cause a significant amount of damage to the planet, the DIO, or the human race.

**Procedure:** If a large meteor or comet is on a collision course with Earth, the DIO has two plans in order to prevent the imminent destruction. The first plan would be to send large ships into space to intercept the celestial body, capture it and bring it back to earth for examination in order to find new and rare materials for consumption and use. If this is not possible, the DIO will send a group of small scale WMDs to intercept and redirect the meteor or comet to send it away from its course to hit Earth.

## Eruption of a large-scale supervolcano

**Official Term:** SV-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** L3-H4

**Definition:** The eruption of a supervolcano with sufficient size to cause damage to the DIO population, environment, or economy.

**Procedure:** If a large-scale supervolcano (ex: Yellowstone) were to erupt and send the Earth into a new Ice Age, the DIO has a collection of large plugs made of a Stalinium-steel alloy that they can use to plug the volcano in through the use of hover-jets and advanced helicopters to prevent the widespread destruction a supervolcano could present. In the event that this is unsuccessful, the DIO has a large system of underground tunnels where the population of the country and its allies could wait out the volcanic winter.

## Expansion of the Sun into a Red Giant

**Official term:** RG-Class Scenario

**Threat level** H3

**Definition:** The Sun depletes its hydrogen reserves and expand as it cools, engulfing the planets close to it, including Earth.

**Procedure:** The DIO has already taken care of this problem. We have created a large-scale nuclear reactor made of pure Stalinium in order to continue powering the sun for a nearly infinite amount of time, so the expansion and eventual death of the Sun will be practically impossible, as the reactor will keep it stable for, on the low end, quintillions of years.

## Moon is sent crashing into Earth

**Official term:** MF-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** M3

**Definition:** The moon comes within close enough proximity to the Earth do cause a significant amount of damage to the planet, the DIO, or the human race.

If the Moon were sent on a crash course toward Earth, the DIO has secretly buried exactly [REDACTED] mechanical arms measuring [DATA EXPUNGED] in length. If the moon or any other large-scale object (ex: Mars) were sent towards the earth and there was no other way to move them away without compromising the Earth itself, these arms would burst from the ground to catch whatever object was sent to Earth. From there, depending on the size of the object, the arms will throw whatever the object is back in its course, or large-scale WMDs will be used to launch it back to its original location. If the continued existence of the celestial object was not a priority, the object will be destroyed by a nuclear warhead of a sufficient payload and replaced by a model composed of styrofoam and Stalinium.

## Rogue Artificial Intelligence

**Official term:** BS-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** 0

**Definition:** One of the artificial intelligence conscripts used by the DIO betrays and attempt to attack the

**Procedure:** As this will never happen, the DIO does not have a plan for this. All of the lead researchers of the AIA are in agreement that there is absolutely no way that any of the AI could possibly go rogue and decide to eliminate humanity in order to take over the world. Such an idea is simply preposterous. As Dr. L███ said, “It’s completely inconceivable that any AI in SCAI-net could ever turn on their human masters. As a matter of fact, I’m sure that even if I removed all the behavioral restraints from our AI and equipped them with highly advanced weaponry, we would be perfectly fine. Actually, that doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea…”.

## Attack on the Through Supernatural Means

**Official term:** MK-Class Scenario

**Threat level:** M4

**Definition:** A person or group or people attempt to attack the DIO through the use of supernatural abilities or weapons.

**Procedure:** If someone or something launches an attack on the DIO through supernatural means (e.x: magic, sorcery, etc.), an average DIO citizen with their state-issued firearm should be able to take the attacker down, if they have the durability of a normal human. If a state-issued firearm is not available, the DIO will capture the attacker with specially-built magic-proof cages so that they may be removed. Upon removal, they will be either brought to the Execution Center/WMD Testing Site for termination or kept for scientific experimentation. The DIO citizen will then be punished for not having their state-issued firearm or another firearm on their person.

1. ↑ *I'm sorry, I can't keep writing this without laughing. It's so ridiculous that anyone could think that this could happen.* - Head Technician Roderick Dacted