USSR

The USSR or the Soviet Union was formed in 1922 after Vladimir Lenin Said i dont like having a tsar leading to the collapse of the Russian empire . After Lenin died in 1924 Stalin Seized power in his reign he killed 900 billion he killed 23 Million Humans, 50 million Qwezeks, 1 billion Olinmhs and so many more. in 1938 Finlands leader called Stalin a Looooooozzoooooooooorrrr this started the winter war The finnish destroyed Stalins troops and coincidentally Stalin caught JOE MAMA virus it made all his beard hair fall off leaving him with a mustache. In 1939 Stalins Mustache turned him into a national joke then he made it really big . In 1939 WW2 started Stalin and Germany split Poland together this got Stalin xtra protection he was backed by Germany nobody stood in their way. In 1940 the winter war was over but the finnish now backed Germany this was sussy baka to Stalin this german suspiciousness allying with The USSR's enemy seemed traitorous in 1941 France surrendered but the Vichy rebels started backing the USSR it started seeming more and more like Germany was the USSR's enemy. Later in 1941 The USSR discovered Germany was Attacking from the west at a top speed of 30 MPH the USSR were pushed back but Stalin sent 6 million men (thats about triple the US army size) the winter pushed them back 1,200 miles after this in 1942 Stalin pushed them back to Minsk thats another 513 miles then another 216 miles into bialystok. in 1945 Stalin captured warsaw and kept it until 1987 in the polish SSRs (PSSR)s independence. In 1946 East germany became a puppet state of the USSR in 1951 Stalin Invaded Finland an actually took Helsinki He then moved up further north in 52' Stalin pushed into northern Finland and took it. Stalin established the finnish SSR

in 1953 Stalin announced the Chinese march (he would send in 300,000 red army soldiers into Mongolia and then the republic of China Stalin felt like a god after Winning WW2 and **Destroying** Finland he marched 300,000 troops into Mongolia starting the Russo-Mongol war on march 3rd 1953 Stalin was stabbed on the back by Andrei Nandov. on march 5th 1953 Stalin died from shock (Or in real life he had a stroke he wasnt stabbed) the shock of being stabbed killed Stalin.

1953-1976

The second half of the 20th century was greatly inspired by Stalin's ideas (Stalinism) but the USSR had a new leader. Nikita Khrushchev who hated Stalin and in his youth joined a gang. The stalin haters in 1958 De-Stalinization began The ussr changed loving Stalin into thinking Stalin was awful in 1962 Khrushchev began "renovating" the USSR. Statues of Stalin were crushed smashed or burned. In 1966 Khrushchev sent 7000 ships to Saturn and made the soviet fleet and won the space race in 1969. Also in 1969 Khrushchev marched 400,000 troops into Mongolia the USA threatened to nuke them but Khrushchev Called President Kennedy a Ninky-nonk stopping the crisis. In October 1969 Khrushchev annexed Mongolia creating the Mongol SSR. In 1970 Khrushchev Announced the invasion of Afghanistan 2 days later he was kicked out of a window by his own comrade. After Khrushchev's death leonid brezhnev Became The Leader of the greatest Soviet Union and in 1976 he Annexed Afghanistan. Brezhnev promised the USSR couldnt expand anymore as Brezhnev said it would be unrealistic. In 1980 Brezhnev decided to Invade Pakistan to test the USSR's power, Brezhnev lost the invasion and in 1981 they lost some Afghan Territory. In 1982 brezhnev was shot on the stomach and died soon after.

In the 80s The USSR's economy crashed 3 times twice in the same year and in 1989 the Afghan SSR Gained independence making the USSR lose 252,100 square miles

In 1990 The USSR's economy permanently crashed with only a 3% chance of recovering. In 1990 The Mongol SSR Became just Mongolia. 1991 was the worst year for the USSR Heres a timeline

Ukrainian SSR becomes Ukraine-Estonian SSR Becomes Estonia-Polish SSR becomes Poland +3 more and then the rest

the USSR was 8.650 million square miles and now it was about 7 million square miles and on Christmas Russia left believing all hope was lost for the USSR It was now 1.052 million square miles the remains became Kazakhstan keeping the size. Stalins zombie then took power of the Russian federation.