Scary Joe Himself

## Scary Joe

What This Fricker Looks Like

*"Scary uh-oh!"*
— Scary Joe
**Scary Joe** is the protagonist of the Scary Joe Extended Universe, and the antagonist in his ex-wife and children's lives. He is a Cha Cha Slider and father of many. His role in this universe is to haunt Sara Chidouin and be scary.

## Appearance

Scary Joe likes to use a minimal color palette. He has mostly red hair with a few spots of black throughout. His skin is also very red because he refuses to use sunblock when he goes outside. His eyes are black, just like the empty void that his heart has become. His teeth are very defined and clean because he brushes them. He wears a red long sleeve button-up shirt with a red t-shirt underneath. He wears a red and black checkered tie. He wears multiple black bracelets on both wrists. His pants are also red and match the rest of his outfit perfectly. Scary Joe is a fashion icon. (The type of shoes that he wears is unknown but it is safe to assume that they are also red with black spots on them.)

## Personality

Scary Joe is a very Scary man. He is very selfish, and is shown to not like to share any of his belongings (especially his money) with other people. He can be very forgetful, only remembering one of his children's birthdays. He does not appear to care very much about any of his children except for Scary Joelle, who he claims is his "personal favorite of the Scary family." The nicest thing that he has done for any of his children is give one of them an expired blue raspberry Jolly Rancher. He does not visit his children except for on his birthday and Father's Day, where he does a big meet and greet. His children are expected to bring him gifts on both occasions, otherwise they are not allowed to speak to him. He sends out a birthday card for one child per year, although it's a surprise which child will be receiving it and if they will be getting it on their actual birthday or not. He only picks out a card with the right age on it 50% of the time. Each card contains exactly three dollars.

Scary Joe is very conceited, going as far as to say he is the "sexiest man alive (or dead.)" Every year he mails out Christmas cards to his children that only have his selfies on them. The cards do not even say "Merry Christmas."

Scary Joe can also be very competitive (especially when it comes to cha cha sliding), getting very upset if he loses. However, he is also a very sore winner, going as far as to write a Creepypasta about his opponent when he defeats them.

## Backstory

### Before he was Scarried (Scary + Married)

At one point as a child, he was in the ocean swimming. While swimming, he felt a fish rub up against his leg and he cried. This is the reason as to why he is scared of the ocean.

He won the lottery at age eleven and became very rich because of it. Despite having so much money, he refuses to share it with others, his reason being because "he worked hard to win the lottery and they didn't."

When Scary Joe was fourteen years old, he was watching Cha Cha Slide tournaments on his TV when suddenly Big the Cat crawled out of it. Big was carrying a very large fishing pole with him, and swung it at Scary Joe's ceiling fan, destroying it immediately. Scary Joe had a long battle with Big before he eventually crawled back into his now broken TV. Scary Joe is now afraid of TVs, and has declared Big the Cat his sworn enemy.

At some point later on in his life, Scary Joe became engaged to, and eventually married an unnamed woman.

### During his First Scarriage

Scary Joe hates his firstborn child. He claims that they are not "scary" enough for his taste. He pretended to care for the child while he was married, as not to upset his wife. One day, he accidentally locked the child out of the house for five hours. He was trying to prevent armadillos from getting into the house from the dog door. His wife however did not think his reason was good enough, and threatened to divorce him. Scary Joe has made sure to never lock a child out of the house again.

Towards the end of their marriage, Scary Joe's unnamed wife tried stealing his lottery money. This is a big scary no-no. Scary Joe got so mad about this that he divorced her on the spot, and hasn't seen his now ex-wife since.

### After his First Scarriage

Scary Joe is no longer happy. He has had 19 children with other women, but none of them wanted to marry him. Because of this fact, Scary Joe has some serious self-esteem issues and feels like he is too good to marry someone ever again.

Scary Joe's divorce made him want to try new hobbies, in an attempt to fill the void in his heart. He remembered the Cha Cha Slide tournaments he watched as a teenager, and decided to try cha cha sliding, discovering it was his passion.

Eventually, he got into a fight with Y/N. This soon lead to the two cha cha sliding, deciding to participate in a Cha Cha Slide battle with them. The two went to Party City to pick out some epic costumes for the battle, but were stopped by the cashier, Q-Taro Burgerberg. Q-Taro said that Scary Joe was not welcome in a Party City environment. Depending on player choice, Q-Taro was stopped in some way, thankfully. Later, as a warm up for the battle, Scary Joe and Y/N played Just Dance, choosing "Rasputin" as the first dance.

Shortly before the battle, Y/N received a message on their favorite overly-moderated children's website about Scary Joe's presence in their videos being highly frightening, and was asked to remove the videos (and him).

Unfortunately, Scary Joe and Y/N realized neither of them knew how to do all of the Cha Cha Slide moves, so they decided to ask DJ Casper for help.

Scary Joe picked Reko Yabusame as his partner for the Cha Cha Slide battle, and Y/N picked either Alice Yabusame, Kazumi Mishima, Kai Satou or Joe Tazuna. Depending on Y/N's choice, the battle went a number of very different ways.

At some point in time, Scary Joe started an online sunglasses store with the intention of scamming his customers by taking their money and never sending them their purchases. It is unknown what happened to him after this.

Later on, he stole the rights to the grocery store chain Trader Joe's and renamed the franchise to Scary Joe's.

## Trivia

* Scary Joe is wanted in four states for reckless driving.
* Scary Joe enjoys drinking unfiltered tap water.
* Scary Joe refuses to consume anything that contains vitamin C. Because of this, he has scurvy.
* Scary Joe only eats food that’s at room temperature.
* Scary Joe’s religious beliefs are in himself. He reads the Scary Joe bible (his diary) and goes to Scary Joe church (the Trader Joe’s he took over).
* He tried to open a restaurant called "Scary Burger", but it was shut down due to various health and safety violations.
* He also refused to pay the employees at Scary Burger.
* Scary Joe was the person that peed in the Dashcon ball pit.
* Scary Joe regularly watches the reality show *Forest Survival Challenge.*
* Scary Joe hasn't bathed since his first divorce.
* Because he's a very naughty boy, Scary Joe has gotten coal from Santa every Christmas. Because of this, he believes that Christmas is about giving coal, and only gives coal to Scary Joelle every Christmas.
* Scary Joe’s ex-wife took his mirror in the divorce. He has not bought a mirror since then. (Which explains a lot)
* Scary Joe enters a berserker rage on Black Friday.
* Scary Joe insists his birthday be celebrated over one week because one day is not enough for him.
* Scary Joe puts red food dye in everything he consumes, and even has a vial of it in his bag for when he’s eating at restaurants.
* Scary Joe has a tiktok account where he regularly posts videos of him doing the Cha Cha Slide, with the caption “like for part 2”.
* Whenever Scary Joe has chewing gum, he always swallows it. Every. Single. Time.