Mario

**Mario** is an idiot. Shut up you Nintendo fanboys, Mario has mental problems and also a brain infection that makes him dumb. He is also a ~~murderer~~ SERIAL KILLER to the people in the Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone should be scared of him.

His brother Luigi is better than him. He's kind, smart, and **allowed in society.**

I might rewrite his entire character to not make him murder the residents of the mushroom kingdom, and just make him a war criminal against just Bowser's army.

# Frenemies

## Mario Jumpman Mario

### Relatives

Luigi (His brother)Wario (His evil counterpa- I mean brother)Waluigi (His brother's brother)Stanley the Bugman (cousin)

## Appearances

### Debut

Mario Bros.

Sonic

Luigi

# Enemies

Bowser

Yoshi

# Powers

He can shoot fire but only in his Fire form (I mean, he CAN do it in his normal form but in his fire form it's stronger)

He can send clones of himself (and other versions of Mario and Mario demons) at you

He speedruns (BLJ'ing, Parallel Universes, Racing Sonic)

Do not give him the Chaos Emeralds or the Chaos Super Stars (he turns into superstar Mario from SMBZ)

His lack of intelligence

He is a SPEED DEMON. His backwards momentum is BROKEN. He can do a "Backwards Long Jump", and BREAK OUT OF REALITY.

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* **Superhuman Strength** - Mario can lift and press objects that are several times his weight. The exact upper limits of his strength are unknown, but in *Super Mario World*, Mario can easily lift a castle, as shown after defeating Larry Koopa. In *Super Mario 64*, Mario is shown to lift King Bob-omb. He demonstrates his skill when fighting against Bowser.
* **Superhuman Leap and Jumping** - Mario's strength also extends to his legs, allowing him to perform his signature jumping. Mario is extremely good at jumping and is capable of leaping two stories high.
* **Superhuman Durability** - Mario can endure great impacts, such as falling from a height of several stories or being struck by an opponent with superhuman strength. Mario can also endure extreme environments, such as volcanoes and tundra. Also, he can withstand fire, electricity, and ice.
* **Superhuman Stamina** - Mario can maintain continuous physical activity for an indefinite time.
* **Superhuman Speed** - Mario is capable of running up walls in *Super Mario World*, and is capable of outpacing sound in *Super Paper Mario*. Koopa the Quick has referred to Mario as a "human blur".
* **Superhuman Reflexes and Agility** - Mario has shown himself time and time again to be very agile and nimble. This power allowed him to survive many dangerous situations that would kill a normal human.
* **Enhanced/Master Combatant** - Mario has his fighting style as shown in *Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars*.
* **Indomitable Will** - Mario is shown to have a powerful force of will, completely free of evil or temptation.
* **Weapon Proficiency** - Despite not usually using guns, Mario has shown that he is very skilled with weapons. In *Yoshi's Safari*, Mario has shown he is competent and skilled with guns.
* **Expert Vehicular Driver** - As shown in the Mario Kart series, Mario is skilled in driving vehicles, such as karts and motorbikes.
* **Pyrokinesis** - Mario can create and manipulate fire. This ability changes throughout the games he has appeared. In the platform games, such as *Super Mario Bros.*, Mario needs a Fire Flower to obtain this power. But in the RPGs, Super Smash Bros. series, and some of the sports titles, Mario already has this ability. Also, in the *Super Smash Bros.* series, Mario uses the Mario Finale, in which he unleashes a powerful blast of fire. In spinoffs, Mario is always associated with the element of fire.
* **Supernatural Survivability** - Mario constantly died in his games. Despite dying from hard injuries, Mario cheated death and returned to where he had left off.
* **Possession -** With the power of Cappy, Mario can "capture" other beings by throwing his cap on their head.

# Weaknesses

His lack of intelligence

Luigi (Luigi has the same powers as Mario (minus the intelligence issue), and also he can shoot green electricity/green fire instead of fire.)

# Trivia

this page and character NEEDS a BIG update

Mario is a furry. He dresses up as animals when he gets specific powerups, and **enjoys it.**

Mario likes Coca Cola, as opposed to Sonic, as he likes Pepsi.

Mario's favorite food is Spaghetti, but he'll also take basically any Italian dish you could give him.

This version of Mario is based off SMG4 Mario, and the Speed Demon

# Funny things mario says/said

"It'sa me, Mario!" - Super Mario 64

"Yahoo!" - Super Mario 64

"Mario's gonna do something **very illegal."** - SMG4

"Mama Luigi? Hahahahahaha!" - Mama Luigi - Super Mario World show

"Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!" - Super Mario Bros. Movie

"It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it." - Super Mario World show

"Open salami." - Super Mario Sunshine

"I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives" - Doctor Mario song made by brentalfloss

"When I kiss the Princess, I'ma get light headed." - Mario Teaches Typing 2

"Priiiincesss!" - Mario Teaches Typing 2

"Hey, Come back here, you big'a monkey!" - Mario vs Donkey Kong

"Meow" - Super Mario 3D World

"It's time for you to type!" - Mario Teaches Typing 2

"It's time for you to die!" - Mishearing of the quote above

"So long, Gay Bowser!" - Super Mario 64 (misheard)

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?" - Hotel Mario

"Ohh! Mama mia!" *- Super Mario Advance series*

"Oh yeah, Mario time!" - New Super Mario Bros series starting from Wii

"Mario number 1, hoohoo!" - New Super Mario Bros series starting from Wii

"That'sa so nice!" - New Super Mario Bros DS

# Gallery

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