The Wacky Conspiracy against Weegee

User909

Yeah

Several protests happend throughout the UGG

12:00

Finn168719

Finnittania and the other Trolliversian Powers started to question the UGG

12:00

User909

Those were against the forced weegeefication Weegee did on several people.

And also because of Weegee's absolute way of government

12:00

ArmageddongeeITA

Armagetian rapresentant: I feel like this is a big problem.

12:01

Finn168719

Finnittnian Representive: Yea because of that, our Goverment began to work on a cure to Weegeeification

12:01

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: The problem is that the UGG may break the trolliversian union.

12:01

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: In response to force Weegeeification.

12:01

User909

Centinid Representant: Those damn Weegee patriots are the worst! They think they own the universe!

12:02

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: And Ragamiicho even despise Weegee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4BFcWWT52o this plays

12:02

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: The solution is obvious.

12:03

User909

Centinid Representant: It's hard being allies with such a barbaric empire.

12:03

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: And our nation even got in a minor war with the UGG once.

12:03

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: We have to declare war, for the defense of civilized nations.

12:03

User909

Centinid Representant: Well, we should probably unite more nations. Their allies will react to our attacks

12:04

Finn168719

Multiple non-weegees such as Yoko started to defect from the Weegee Helpers due to forced weegeeification

Finnittanian Representive: And we should plot an assassination on Weegee.

12:05

ArmageddongeeITA

AR; I propose first to start mobilisation of our military forces. Then we'll call our allies.

12:05

User909

Centinid Representant: First, we should prepare our forces. We should first weaken their image through media. More people will defect from it.

12:06

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: And even some of Weegee Helpers defected from Weegee's rule

12:06

User909

Centinid Representant: Currently, there are protests in the UGG. Those are being severely repressed. A great risk of civil war in the UGG exists

12:07

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: And we should help the Rebels fight against the UGG

12:07

User909

Centinid Representant: You know what? We should all cut our trade routes with the UGG! Without our imports they're nothing.

Centinid Representant: And we should create a trade bloc between ourselves to support economically eachother.

12:08

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: Well, we never even trade with the UGG.

12:08

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: You are all right. We'll destroy them.

AR: But the embargo will make the poor citizens suffer, it's not right.

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12:08

User909

Centinid Representant: Hmmm...

12:08

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: The people shall not pay up for the leaders' errors.

12:08

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: All because of a minor war in the Great Invasion War.

12:09

User909

Centinid Representant: Well, shit, we should invade the heck out of that place then

12:09

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: And if the war continues on, Finnittania will curbstomp the fuck out of the UGG.

12:09

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: Simply, let's declare war.

12:09

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: Except that we aren't as advance as we are today.

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12:10

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: And the Keejodians will help us in the war against the UGG.

Finnittanian Representive: Because, they have negative relations with the UGG

12:11

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: I hope.

12:12

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: I impose taxing heavilly on those who still supports Weegee.

12:12

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: Right.

12:13

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: Just like Great Britain did to the colonists after the French and Indian War.

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12:13

User909

Centinid Representative: I say we support the rebels that are slowly appearing in their territory. With inside and outside threats, they will soon succumb

12:14

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: Yea.

The UGG's representive appeared

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12:14

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: Who invited that Fanatic here!?!

12:15

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: Let's see what he wants to talk.

12:15

User909

UGG Representative: You gotta help us! A civil war has broken out on our empire and Weegee needs YOUR help!

12:16

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: Give me three good reasons to do it.

12:16

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: What, my nation once had a Finnterican Revolutionary War.

12:16

User909

UGG Representative: Ehhh... \*scratches his head\*

UGG Representative: We're allies, aren't we? The Trolliversian Union! We're an union!

12:16

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: All because of a motherfucking tax act.

12:17

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: Well, technically yes.... so?

12:17

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: The Trolliversian Union will exile the UGG.

12:17

User909

UGG Representative: But...argh! You will see!

12:17

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: Due to huge civil rights violations.

12:17

User909

UGG Representative: \*mutters\* damn Weegee and his shenanigans!

UGG Representative: \*mutters\* i should've kept working on my spaghetteria

The UGG Representative goes away

12:19

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: ...Oh, so what do we do?

12:19

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: We should prepare our military.

Finnittanian Representive: Things are going to get tough.

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12:20

ArmageddongeeITA

AR: I know.

12:20

User909

Centinid Representative: Well, we'll round up our best soldiers. It's time our Behemoth Centinids finally consume some flesh...

12:20

Sling King

I'm just here to watch

12:20

User909

k

12:20

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: Time to send Bitterman and the Finn Clones MK II.

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12:21

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: You know, the guy who attacked Stroggos all by himself.

12:21

Hiddenlich

 o/

So, what's the plot?

12:21

Finn168719

The Trolliversian powers started to question about the UGG

12:21

Sling King

I would join the roleplay, but I don't know what this is about

 o/

12:22

User909

Hi Lichy!

12:23

Finn168719

Which Armagetia and the Centinid Republic cuts their trade routes with the UGG because Finnittania never got a trade route with the UGG

And then people such as Yoko started to defect from the Weegee Helpers

12:24

Hiddenlich

\*Could you explain the discussion between the ambassadors (or representatives) so far?

12:24

Finn168719

All because the UGG plans to force weegeeification on civilians

12:25

User909

Both are mad at the UGG because of their lack of consideration to civil rights and are unwilling to help such a barbaric nation

There is also a civil war happening in the UGG

12:26

Finn168719

And the Trolliversian Powers wanted to invite the Keejod Republic to help fight against Weegee

12:26

Hiddenlich

\*Multiple groups or just in between two (Regarding the civil war)?

12:27

Finn168719

The rebels and the Trolliversian powers

12:27

User909

(Citizens who are protesting against the government VS the government)

12:27

Hiddenlich

Loyalists vs Separatists got it

12:27

Finn168719

And Finnittania even started to work on a cure to the Weegeeification

Which the research lab is heavilly guarded by supersoldiers wielding the FMA-9000.

12:28

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: I hope we know what we are doing. We are on a dark path that could completely sink into Hell itself.

12:29

User909

Centinid Representative: That's why we're discussing it. We need to find a way to completely sink Weegee's empire and his allies

12:29

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: And we must assassinate Weegee.

12:30

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: We need to topple the government. Weegee will just be replaced with another dictator if he is killed.

12:30

User909

Centinid Representative: Augh! I'm getting a deja vu...

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12:30

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: We must.... Cripple the UGG's defenses.

Finnittanian Representive: With full force.

Finnittanian Representive: We shall make propaganda posters against Weegee.

12:31

Hiddenlich

\*A hologram appears in the Keejodian ambassador seat

Keejodian Representative: Sorry about the delay. What did I miss?

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12:32

User909

Hydreg Representative: We're conssssspiring against Weegee!

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12:34

Finn168719

A propaganda poster with a rebel on it appears in UGG's cities saying "This man is your FRIEND He fights for FREEDOM"

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12:36

Hiddenlich

Keejodian Representative: We are willing to send fleets to help your coup d'état, but Uai Gong would like to know the plan before he asks congress.

12:36

Finn168719

Finnittanian Rrepresentative: Because of Weegee trying to force weegeeification on people.

12:36

Hiddenlich

\*With your

12:37

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representative: Man this feels like we're in World War II.

12:37

User909

Centinid Representative: We're helping the rebels in their civil war. We're also planning on doing a blitzkrieg and surprise them!

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12:38

User909

Hydreg Representative: Yes, blitzzzzkrieg.

\*yesss

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12:39

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: \*To Finnitanian Representative\* Hitler killed people with opposing beliefs on a medium scale. Weegee assimilates people, but instead on a MUCH larger scale.

Keejodian Representative: Hmm...

12:39

User909

Centinid Representative: It's like if Hitler could turn jews and blacks into aryans

12:39

Hiddenlich

Keejodian Representative: I will go speak to him right now..

12:40

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: \*foreshadowing\* And then the Finntericans might show up late in the war and attack the UGG.

12:40

User909

Mi-Go Representative: I'm having the slight feeling this is going to be one wacky war

12:40

Hiddenlich

AMF Rpresentative: Hold up a minute!

AMF Representative: Which rebels are we going to support?

12:42

User909

Mi-Go Representative: The ones against Weegee's government

12:42

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: They may all be apart of one faction, but there has to be some with radical ideals.

12:42

User909

Centinid Representative: Oh...

Centinid Representative: We forgot that little detail

12:43

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: Anti-Revisionists, radical theocrats, fascists...

AMF Representative: They aren't all going to believe in the same ideology

12:44

User909

Centinid Representative: Well shit, there's that too

12:44

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: Shit.

12:44

User909

Hydreg Representative: It'sssss harder than it lookssssss

12:45

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: And they are all going to want a slice of the UGG.

12:45

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representative: And we set up multiple propaganda posters against the UGG.

12:45

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: We can't do that!

12:46

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representative: Okay...

12:46

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: The government will just tear the posters down.

AMF Representative: They will execute anyone who speaks up against them... or worse...

12:47

User909

Trashcanbot Representative: But we can just stick the posters with super glue!

12:47

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: Then they will burn them off the walls, or whatever they are attached to!

AMF Representative: Look, the point is that we can't do this in just a week.

12:48

User909

Trashcanbot Representative: Snarf snarf....

Centinid Representative: \*whispers\* Damn North-Easters...

12:49

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: This could take years in order to actually topple a government and restore it with something right.

AMF Representative: Who says the rebels will even support us intervening?

12:50

User909

Kewlbot Representative: We need to come up with a wacky plan that goes against political common sense but still works!

Centinid Representative: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE NORTH-EASTERS COMING FROM

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12:51

Hiddenlich

San 'Shyuum Representative: How about this? We threaten them with our greatest weapons, and tell them if they don't support us, they will be scorched into glass!

12:51

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representative: That's too extreme.

Finnittanian Representative: We could send a full frontal assault on the UGG.

12:52

User909

Centinid Representative: Well...we do have some...cool...toys

12:52

Hiddenlich

San 'Shyuum Representative: How is that different than my idea, Mister Finn Clone?

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12:53

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representive: That may scorch alot of innocents.

12:53

User909

Kewlbot Representative: We need to put up a good old-fashioned RP fight!  Centinid Representative: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID IN THIS CONTEXT

Hydreg Representative: I think you're derailing a bit, ssssssir

12:54

Hiddenlich

AMF Representative: HOW MANY PEOPLE DO WE HAVE IN THE TROLLIVERSIAN UNION?

\*He looks to his left, and sees a few hundred more representatives

12:55

User909

There were a bunch of robots there

12:55

Hiddenlich

Arlic Representative: Don't look at me! The Xyean Galaxies belong to the Armagetians

Grey Representative: \*Unworldly Voice\* Why can't we just torture their leaders into submitting to us?

12:56

Finn168719

Finnterican Representive is eating a big mac

As in a hamburger

12:57

User909

Centinid Representative: I'm keeping my proposal: We boycott completely the UGG and their allies. No one trades with them

12:57

Finn168719

Finnittanian Representative: Agreed.

12:58

Hiddenlich

The AMF Representative sticks his thumb up

12:58

Finn168719

A cartoon episode is made called "Der Weegee's Face"

1:00

Hiddenlich

\*Meanwhile, the rebels are trying to ally themselves with the natives of the Middle-North Western part of the UGG

Ambassador Kades Ebol: So, um, our leader \*Insert name here\* would like to invite you into joining our cause. Would you s-s-support us?

Krogan Clan Leader: Get... out...

The ambassador walks away, nervously

The ambassador contacts the rebel leader \*Who ever plays him\*

Ambassador Kades Ebol: Um um sir... the Krogans don't want to become involved in our cause...

\*You know what, forget that part.

The many nations of the Trolliversian Union begin to cut their trade routes with the UGG

\*Many (No the)

1:08

Finn168719

The Finnittanian research team offers the Centinid Republic to help with the cure to the Weegee Virus

1:10

User909

The Centinid Republic sends the Mi-Go division of SCP to help

1:10

Finn168719

The research speed has boosted

Progress is now 75%

1:14

Hiddenlich

The San 'Shyuum offer some alien medicine of an unknown origin to the cure project

1:15

Finn168719

The Finnittanian researchers starts asking questions about what does the medicine do.

1:18

Hiddenlich

\*The San 'Shyuum don't even know what it does. They just found a bulk supply on a Forerunner shield world

1:19

Finn168719

The Finnittanian Research team starts investigating the medicine

Meanwhile, the UGG's allies has formed the Weegee Powers, rivalling against the Trolliversian Powers

Because of that, a huge war breaks out

1:28

User909

The Trolliverse is now spread in two: Weegee's Supporters and Weegee's Enemies

1:30

Finn168719

The Finnittanian Forces sends the tectonic missile to struck the capital of the UGG

1:30

Hiddenlich

\*Off topic, but this is actually kind of creepy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E

1:30

User909

Space is a spooky place

wait

o\_O

HOLY MOLLY

1:31

Hiddenlich

What

1:31

User909

it is creepy

1:31

Finn168719

Looks like the Aliens are screaming in agony

1:32

Hiddenlich

This would be the perfect alien abduction music

1:33

User909

ayy

1:33

Hiddenlich

@Finn It does sound like that starting at 1:51...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvNemn2IMik That's a big asteroid

1:37

Finn168719

yea

gtg charging my laptop