The Legend Of Zelda Twitch Stream

Format: Streamed

Stream Date: 7/14/2019

Cast: Rick, Pickles, Flux, and Cylon

Twitch Episode

Many Faces

Dracula Face is the first specific donation amount notification. It was $60.66 when it was first introduced.

First Dracula face by TheFuzzySkinner

In order to beat the game more efficiently, Rick starts the game by getting all the money, swords, power-ups, and stuff that he possibly can from every cave.

There is an off-camera Juno rampage at approximately 5:00:24.

Instead of notes, Pickles reads from the The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia

Walken

Kermit

Drunk Chad

Other Silliness of Note:

"So as you all know, you have to play the Legend of Zelda games in order or they won't make any sense." - Rick

"Ah. Well. Is that..? Hang on. No, no, no. Okay, I'm confused now. So, Zelda?" - Pickles

"What's the Ganon canon?" - Flux

"We're in the 'Fallen Hero' timeline, at the end of the timeline. There's one more game after this and then there's nothing more in this timeline. There's a timeline." - Rick

"So Simon Belmont is the last of the vampire slayers." - Pickles

"Right, right, right, right. Unless it's Lord of Shadows, then Simon Belmont is Dracula." - Rick

"Okay, then Zelda is another vampire slayer in the land of Hyrule. It's the same castle and then Link is a elf?" - Pickles

"She's Daisy's cousin, twice removed, from Mushroom King..., no." - Rick

"Oh no. That makes sense. It's a conspiracy." - Pickles

"I don't know where any of you stand on the Zelda timeline but I think it is all..." - Rick

"I don't think anyone stood on the Zelda timeline." - Flux

"I think it is all lies and afterthought." - Rick

"I think it's George Lucas just making it up as he goes along." - Flux

"Show this to the old woman" - NPC in game

"It's a dick pic but it's like a hand-drawn dick pic." - Flux

"Boy, This is really expensive!" - NPC in game

"I don't expect that kind of honesty from a merchant usually." - Rick

{"Don't buy anything from me. I just price these things too high.
'Well, can you price them lower?'
I don't know how.
'You're the store owner. You just say a smaller number that I'll agree with and I'll give you that amount.'
What are your wizard words you freak?" - Flux as the merchant and the buyer of this game}

"Cylon is desperately trying to de-pedo this." - Rick

"Hey, I wanna be an MMA fighter. Where's ALL the steroids in town." - Flux explaining Rick's choice to to run errands before actually starting the game.

"Now, the Link that is in the Adventure of Link, which we may or may not play because it's a horrible nightmare. That Link is an ancestor of this Link." - Rick

"Hold on! They're not even the same Link?" - Pickles

"What are you trying to 23 and Me?" - Flux

"There are a few Zelda games where it's the same Link. The second Link, the sidescroller, that's the same Link here but he's a little older and loses all this pudge." - Rick

"His ancestors are like fuck it. Everyone in our family is gonna be named Link." - Pickles

"Everyone had pixel pudge back then, at that age." - Flux

"Everybody names the princess in Hyrule, Zelda." - Rick

"So they're not even the same people. This is bullshit!" - Pickles

"I don't like it. This Link and the Link in the sequel are the same dude. The Link in Link's Awakening is the same Link from A Link to the Past. Those are the same Links. I'm boring myself. What I'm really excited about is the Breath of the Wild sequel that's coming out, same Link from the original Breath of the Wild." - Rick

Rick announces that he has been part of a redub of the pilot of the Zelda cartoon for the Zelda Universe YouTube channel. He voiced Ganon. Find that episode here.

As expected, Rick concentrates on playing the game, which does take some focus, while the boys alternate between being helpful to game play and being their usual silly selves. We have Harry and Hagrid, German Kurger Bing spokesmen, as well as movie, games and other weirdness.

"Why do all your characters turn into perverts?" - Rick to Pickles

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. It's your popcorn robot that enslaved me and you have the audacity ask why everyone's a pervert in my imagination? I get real bored down there." - Pickles

The guys threaten to make Dracula Face a 10-hour loop and put it on YouTube, as "Lo-Fi Dracula Face Mix for homework vaporwave - 10 hours".

While Rick orders the pizza, Pickles plays and Flux takes over as Dungeon Master. Rick reminds Pickles that he hasn't died yet. It takes less than five minutes for Pickles to say the following: "You know what. I have a real respect for you, Rick. I don't know how you do this with us screaming at you." Pickles turns it over to Flux who plays for a bit and then dies. Not his fault completely. The "lag screen" is right in front of Pickles and Flux so it's hard to do this well for anyone other than Rick.

"I think the people have watched enough of that shit." - Rick

"Have they?" - Pickles

"What?" - Flux

"Grinding" - Pickles

"Us just wandering around, looking for spare change in the cushions of Hyrule." - Rick

"We've done worse." - Pickles

"What made me REEEE was wehn they change Zelda's hair color in Zelda II" - Cheer from TheFaustianMan

"Now, now now. That's actually a different Zelda. There's two Zeldas in existance right now. There's Zelda the First who's the sleeping chick in the sequel. And then there's this Zelda, that we're saving now. So there's two Zeldas right now." - Rick

"Why?" - Pickles

"No! Don't do it!" - Flux

"Don't give into explaining it?" - Rick

"We're totally going into The Zelda Verse here." - Cheer from death\_to\_scoopsy (less than 30 seconds after Rick gives up explaining it)

"Okay, so Pickles. There's two Zeldas because before this, about a hundred years or so, Princess Zelda the First got put under a sleeping spell. That Zelda is under a spell. So that's why when you start the sequel to this, you're in a temple and that Zelda is asleep on the big altar. That's a different Zelda than the one we're saving today. I hate myself." - Rick

Pizza toppings:

Pepperoni, Bacon, Legacy Ham, and Extra Cheese

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