Fringy the Destroyer

—**Destroyer Fringy**, giving a microscopic explanation as to why movies are suck.

**Fringy the Destroyer** is a legendary, twelve-foot-tall plague doctor brute conjured by Black and his cronies in 1310 and deployed in 2026 in Australia for the purpose of causing only a bit of a hilarious madness.

He was a member of The Gentlemen, a Russian-turned-global crime organization, where he was the guy who got rid of the evidence of any crimes or influences and the spokesperson of the group.

He is a critic of movies and video games and human actions in general on the public interwebs along with his best frenemy, MauLer the Massive.

He is part of the Bigram Round, the highest-ranking guards and specialized taskforce for extreme violence controlled by DocM77.

## Austraya

This guy spends 716 years conjuring in Plague Vold. He had that time to ponder what he was supposed to do. He could have listened to Black and only caused a bit of pranking and ganging, but no. The thing he does when he gets to Australia, is destroy what was supposed to be an epic prank party hosted by Black and his plague doctors. Fringy uses his hulk strength and plague powers to destroy several Australian buildings of the fast-food variety and dissolve or bend a bunch of Australian monuments. Australians couldn't do anything about him because the only rights they had were just life and miniscule profit and no guns.

Because of that, Black banishes him to dungprod Russia.

## Rusha

Fringy gets banished to snow desert wasteland, very far East Russia and has to survive. The only way he can eat is by eating the plagued remains of living things for the reason that he doesn't have a mouth. He also used the mosquito method by jamming the pointy part of his face into bears, but that is a super slow method of consumption with the only benefit being instant energy gain.

### Journey to Moscow

Fringy went through and destroyed several villages with brute force or plagues while taking his journey to the West. He plundered and razed the village people with pain plagues that cause extreme eczema, preventing anyone from working more than four seconds, achieving slow, painful deaths. A bunch of people starved to death, and nobody could do anything about it. Fringy's journey to Moscow is the reason why he got the moniker "the Destroyer".

The design and architecture of the village houses were so bad that Fringy had to stare at them and analyze them to death. It took Fringy 5 years to get to get to Moscow because of the extreme analysis.

## Gentlemanly Origin

At Moscow, Fringy the Destroyer killed a guy and, oh my God, his pet, mcfecking dog for food. This was all recorded by a circle of people with their phones and some surveillance cameras. Now everyone in Russia knew of the hulking plague man, so he got wanted by the Russian military, not the police. He realized that he couldn't just kill people in public, so every time he's going to kill someone, he puts on his disguise of green face paint, a suit with green whatevers, a red tie, his dark green gloves, and his patented Evil Shoes™.

Obviously, no one in Russia knew that the green plague guy was Fringy the Destroyer until someone finally made a theory video on TubeYou explaining that green Fringy looked like Destroyer Fringy. Now everyone in Russia knew that the green hulking plague man was really the hulking plague man and because of that, the military and police were after him.

### One of the Freaks

So now, Fringy couldn't kill people anymore because the police are looking for him. He tried to get a job and leave his killer path, but no one would hire him because he's extra thicc.

One day, Poccner, one of The Gentlemen, found a giant box in some Russian forest that contained Fringy. He knew that Fringy was a freak, just like him, so he offered a job in crime to Fringy. Fringy said yes, of course.

## Gentlemanning

Fringy the Destroyer was the Critic of The Gentlemen. As in, he analyzed every plan to find the stupid parts and reorganize them to make sure it was a great plan. He also destroyed evidence and was an extortionist, or "spokesperson".

These guys were Fringy's really best friends, nothing he's had in since he was in Plague Vold. Poccner was a genius just like him, Hevvi Ursa was a brute just like him, and Kool... well he's just an old guy who was wronged by his friend.

On the usual trip, Fringy's the one who took the prize because he was the only one who wore gloves, and he would unleash a plague that would destroy any evidence of The Gentlemen being there. Fringy also just ate some guys.

## Tubing and Youbing

Fringy's earnings while being a Gentleman allowed him to finally buy a house in Poland and eat food that wasn't plant or human, really good food! (Not the Polish kind, of course.)

Fringy's house would become a hangout for The Gentlemen where they would watch movies, play video games, and plan their evil stuff. The movies they watched were all so bad at this time that Fringy had to critique them and tell the world on YouTube.

### The Long

On YouTube, he found another critical movie man, MauLer the Massive. He contacted MauLer and found that he was also a crime man and a freak, but less of a freak. They met in England and discussed movie stuff in front of a camera, broadcasting a livestream on YouTube and they were friends ever since.

### Just Business

MauLer, being a criminal of the Longmen, was a rival to The Gentlemen. MauLer pulled the first lever that connected to a trapdoor that led Fringy and his gang into a vat of yoghurts and acid. Fringy would troll him back with his patented Fringy Goo™ by throwing it all over the Longmen headquarters in a bunker in a forest in England. This back and forth would last forever until DocM77 took over.

## That Whale

The Gentlemen went global because Russia just doesn't have enough space. Going global means they would encroach on the Whale-Wise Livyatans' territory, which included Africa, Canadia, and Asia. So, eventually they met Duff McWhalen, the super epic robot whale of killing and crime.

### The Battle

Duff McWhalen and The Gentlemen both wanted to take Australia, so they had an epic, one-sided battle that would decide the fate of Australia.

Duff McWhalen easily destroyed them all by flying all over the place and dropping ice cubes on their heads all the time. But, of course, The Gentlemen fought back like bosses. Poccner made an ice trebuchet to fling back all the ice at Duff, Hevvi Ursa fired his minigun, Kool... well he died and was reborn by G-Cis into his even colder form, and Fringy threw a boulder at him and shot at him with his Magnum PPSh.

All of that power and they only dented his head, so Duff and the Livyatans took Australia as their crime territory.

## The Doctor's Orders

Just a few years after the devastating WWIII, The Gentlemen, the Longmen, and a few other crime gangs were dissolved and taken by DocM77, the prosperous seatbelt autocrat of DocM77land. The most powerful members of those organizations got a spot in the Bigram Round, DocM77's the special taskforce for extreme violence against partisans. Fringy, like everyone else, had no choice in this, and was chosen as the guy who wields an axe-that-is-also-a-laser-gun.

Fringy would quell every attempted uprising against DocM77land.

Fringy would be a part of the Bigram Round until the end of WW4, defending DocM77 from rival forces before being obliterated by a handheld laser cannon. Fringy and a bunch of others would go to Hell during the beginning of Jesus' Second Coming.

## In Hell

In Hell, he meets Satan and goes to a concert where Teriyaki Yoko sings borderline experimental schtick and Lammy and Rammy play guitar like everyone's gonna die again.

And just for fun, Satan forces MauLer and Fringy to keep on doing livestream analyses of B movies while bathing in brimstone.

### People he meets in Hell

* Richard "Rick" Evans
* Michael "Dick" Stoklasa
* James "Frick" Bauman
* Adolf Hitler
* Critical Drinker
* Georg
* Angel Dust
* DocM77

## Trivia

* Hell is better than he thought, he thought, minus the daily cleansing
* Fringy Goo has not been cleansed off of Earth
* His favorite booleter is the PPSh with a drum