Puhalski San

## Inspirational Quotes

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"Go see if Ms. Gordon has a class."-Puhalski

"Minus 5 off your lab."-Puhalski

"Why are you talking?"-Puhalski

"Why are you harassing me?"-Puhalski

“Go to the crayons box and pick your decoration color.”

"Thats a gReAaaaaat/very good question."-Puhalski

“You can sleep with yOuR eYeS OpEn wAtChInG tHe MoVie.”-Puhalski

"Do you want me to decorate your lab with minus 5s?!" - Puhalski

"What is the definition of integrity?" - Puhalski

"I think you can stay after class." - Puhalski

"What is self control?" - Puhalski

"Is he/she harassing you? Go and take minus 5 off his/her lab." - Puhalski

"Can you read with more enthuuuuusiasm?" - Puhalski

"What are you doooooooing (with sassy voice)" - Puhalski

"Take out your earth science reference tables" - Puhalski

"(ON you) stop haARRASSSIng Jessie."-Puhalski

"Do you want me to exercise my marker on your paper with minus fives?"-Puhalski

"FReE iS fOr Me."-Puhalski

"ThAt Is StElLeR PoTaTo DeLiCiOuS"-Puhalski

"VOTE ANDREW YANG IN 2020!"-YANGGANG/Puhalski

"You GET TOOOO answer the questions!" -Puhalski

"dont eat my rocks!" -Puhalski

"matthew, GIVE ME THAT" -Puhalski

"nathan, switch seats with \_\_\_\_" -Puhalski

\*spraying water on matthew for falling asleep during bill nye video\* -Puhalski

"I will not deny you the satisfaction of answering that yourself" - Puhalski

"look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me" - Puhalski

-"I will smash that group"-Puhalski

- "LITTLE PEOPLE HANGING FROM TREES" - Puhalski

-"I don't really like monkeys"-Puhalski

-"Off,Off,Off/Away,Away,Away"-Puhalski

- "Jee yo GE YOOOO (a way of saying Jojo's name)" -Puhalski

- "Ever heard of HOMIOSTASIS?" -Puhalski

- “go bAck To YouR sEat.” - Puhalski

-“who has some enthusiasm \*rubs hands intensely\* - Puhalski

-"You hear that? Thats the sound of your participation grade EVAPORATING" - Puhalski

-“Leah is eating all the glue sticks!” - Puhalski

-"I will not deny you the satisfaction of answering that yourself" - Puhalski

-"Go see if Ms. Dias has a class." - Puhalski

-"Be a problem solver, not a problem creator." - Puhalski

-"You don't HAVE to do your work you GET to." - Puhalski

"go away toby" \*sprays water\* -Puhalski

"go see if Ms. Diaz has a class" - Puhalski

\*student not wanting to do the work\* "I think \_ wants to copy words from the textbook" - Puhalski

\*drops student's project\* "Where's your project?" "...." "OH.... THAT WAS *YOURS?"* (yes, i'm petty abt this) - Puhalski and the kid he tormented

"Don't eat citric acid. Did you think it was the stuff on sour patch kids?" - Puhalski

"What's your favorite color?" - Puhalski

"Go count all the spoons/forks in the cafeteria." - Puhalski

"WHO WAS THAT? SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." - Puhalski

"But-" "What?" "Bu-" "Huh?" "Wait-" "Shhhhhh..." - Puhalski and student he interrupted

"OooH I think I'll use a PiNkK maRkKeeR toDay AnD dEcOrAtE your lab with a -5 " -Puhalski threatening me

## Talents

-Destroying you in Clash Royale (2.6 hog cycle)

-Decorating your papers with minus fives

-Ignoring/Pretending that you don't exist when you ask him questions

-Asks certain students to read out their textbook numbers

-Sprays you with water for sleeping in class (but not anymore i don't think)

-Playing exit songs(It's raining tacos)

-Its my favorite boy band (talking about felix from stray kids)

Asks if his son will get a girlfriend

* starts a conversation\* GET BACK TO WORKK

2 years later and he still does this

Saying "look at me" a bunch of times

Steals papers puts them up on the board for everyone to see (and doesn't give it back)

has a wall of shame for items he caught you using during class

taking literally 2 months to grade mock regents

can get his head waxed

"STAN STRAY KIDS

once he stole my math hw that i needed to turn in bc i was failing math, bro put it on the wall of shame

my dream is to destroy him one day in clash royale. "