The Fight of Chuck Wilson Screenplay

# The Fight of Chuck Wilson

[Taekwondo Generations]

[Jack fights in his karate match]

[Daniel, Sean, and Ethan all cheer Jack on]

Daniel: Let’s go Jack!

Sean: Yeah c’mon, you’ve got this!

Ethan: C’mon Jack, show them what your limbs taste like!

Daniel and Sean: Limbs?

Ethan: Oh like they’re not using limbs to fight.

[Jack knocks down his opponent]

[The coach raises his hand]

[Jack walks to the crowd]

Daniel: Great job Jack.

Sean: Yeah you were awesome.

Ethan: Yeah you showed them what your limbs tasted like!

Jack: Limbs?

Daniel: We said the same thing.

Daniel: Just a few more matches and you’ll be a yellow belt. Just keep up the training and you’ll be there.

Jack: Thanks, but I don’t need training. That dude was easy.

Daniel: Are you sure? All that time you out into that spin kick says otherwise.

Jack: Keep talking and maybe I’ll demonstrate it on you.

[Jack gets in Daniels face]

[Sean breaks it up]

Sean: Guys come on, chill out.

Sean: And why don’t we all go over to Daniel’s house to celebrate?

Daniel: Sounds good to me.

Jack: Not mad at that.

Sean: Well what are we wait’n for, let’s go!

[Daniel, Sean, Jack all walk away]

Ethan: What do they have against limbs?

[The Boys Intro]

[Alpharetta High School]

[Daniel’s English class]

Mr. Adams: Alright class, don’t forget to do your homewor- [stomach grumbles] ugh, I really shouldn’t have gas those tacos last night.

[Mr. Adams runs to the bathroom]

[Daniel walks out of class]

[Daniel accidentally bumps into Chuck]

Daniel: Oh, sorry man, didn’t see you-

Chuck: Hey! You better watch where your going punker.

Daniel: Punker?

Chuck: Don’t worry about my wordplay. If you bump into me again, me and my boys Chip and Candice are gonna beat you down.

Daniel: your friends name is Candice? That’s a girls name.

[Candice gasps and walks up towards Daniel]

Chuck: I got this. Look here punker. It’s not Candice’s fault his parents didn’t respect him enough to give him a masquerade name.

Daniel: it’s masculine-

Candice: It doesn’t matter.

Chuck: so put some respect on his feminine name.

Daniel: Look, regardless of your “Names” I don’t appreciate you guys pushing me around.

Chuck: Oh yeah? What is They, gonna do about it?

Candice: there’s only one person-

Chuck: I know!

Daniel: would you guys just get out of my way?

[Daniel tries to walk off, but is pushed down by Chuck]

Daniel: that’s it.

[Daniel pushes Chuck]

Chuck: You just violated my 5 dollar jacket that my father gave to me on my birthday...

Chuck: Oh your on punker.

[Daniel is beaten up]

[The cafeteria]

Jack: So then, I jump on him, and I yell “Put your hand in your mouth John! You can do it!”

Ethan: So you jumped on John to because you wanted him to put his hand in his mouth?

Jack: I bribed him with European money.

Ethan: Sounds pretty disturbing.

Jack: That’s guy still owes me 30 European dollars.

[Sean is enjoying his wontons]

Jack: Sean, you listening?

Sean: mmmmmm

Jack: Sean.

Jack: SEAN.

[Jack scoops up pudding and flings it at Sean]

[Sean falls to the ground]

Sean: What was that for?

Jack: You weren’t listening to me while I was telling my story.

Sean: Oh yeah, I’m not listening to you so you fling me with pudding, yeah, real logical.

[Sean and Jack argue]

[Daniel walks up angrily]

Ethan: What up with the bruises?

Sean: Did you sing very superstitious in front of girls again? Daniel I told you-

Daniel: No! I didn’t sing Very Superstitious in front of girls. And I’ll tell you “what up with the bruises” some idiot jocks just beat me up because I bumped into them.

Sean: Are you okay?

Daniel: Oh yeah I’m actually amazing and I loved the feeling of them kicking me repeatedly- No I’m not okay! Oh now it’s throbbing.

Ethan: Looks like they showed you what they’re limbs tasted like.

Sean: I swear that is not what you think it means.

Jack: what even happened anyway?

Daniel: I’ll tell you what happened. The bell rung and I was leaving class, and then I bumped into this idiot jock guy, and then he pushed me and started beating me up because of it, and now here I am with a throbbing eye and a bruised up face.

Sean: It is swolen-

Daniel: Don’t touch it!

Jack: Alright, where are they.

Daniel: I don’t know, why?

Jack: Because. He bullied you and beat you up for absolutely no reason. And now you have a throbbing eye and a bruised up face. And no one’s allowed to give Jack’s friends a throbbing eye and a bruised up face but me!

Jack: so I’m gonna go find and give him a piece of my mind.

Ethan: So your gonna show them what your limbs taste like?

Sean: Please stop saying that.

Sean: Jack, you don’t wanna do that.

Jack: why?

Sean: because, that’s just gonna make you a bigger target.

Sean: Here , I have an idea. And no not limbs.

Ethan: Ugh.

Sean: Look, you know karate, why don’t you teach him so that he can be prepared for them next time?

Jack: Daniel, martial arts?

[Jack laughs]

Jack: oh your serious.

Sean: Yes. That way instead of Daniel being a human punching bag all the time, you can help him to defend himself, which is better than just going up to them and one punch- manning them.

Daniel: He does have a point.

Jack: I hate it when people are right.

Jack: Fine, I’ll help you get ready for them.

Daniel: Thank you. Now, I’m gonna go to the nurse.

Ethan: Don’t lose your limbs.

Sean: Quit saying limbs!

Ethan: Well sorry.

Sean: Now if you’ll excuse me, I will finish my wontons I’m peace.

[Sean eats his wontons]

[Jack flings pudding at Sean again]

Sean: You irritate me.

[Daniel’s house]

[Daniel is sleeping]

[Jack gets up behind him and has a horn]

[Jack blows the horn]

[Daniel gets up]

Jack: Top of the mornin' to ya Daniel!

Daniel: Jack?

Jack: Rise and shine Daniel.

Daniel: No! Not "rise and shine" the sun's not even up, and it's 5 AM. You don't sneak into people's houses at 5 AM!

Jack: Doesn't matter what time it is. It's time for YOU to start training.

Daniel: No, it's time for you to leave. And me to sleep, goodnight.

[Daniel goes back to bed]

Jack: Well, since you didn't wanna do it the easy way...

[Jack lifts Daniel]

Jack: We'll do it the hard way.

[Jack's house]

[Jack drops down Daniel]

Jack: Welcome to my house. Which is what I also like to call THE JACK DUNGEON!

Daniel: It smells like.... you.

Jack: Now! We will demonstrate basic kicks. there is this kick, this kick, and this kick, my jump kick, my personal favorite.

[Jack kicks the fridge, and falls and breaks the railing and falls down]