Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel

"*Today, we're going to learn how to achieve final and complete re-optimization.*"
―Erik
Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel is the 97th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It follows De-Optimize Your Youtube Channel and is the first lesson to take place outside of the original Etiquesette since the letsGOtoCLASS era. It was also the first lesson to use the Big Money Salvia City theme. It was released on April 26, 2019.

## Summary

### Cold Open

Erik notices that he's been rehashing the same topics and that the time has come to do some spring cleaning. He plays the new opening theme, which is an animated rabbit dancing to a pop song. Erik doesn't like it at all, so he switches it to a shield with the words "I SUCK OFF COPS" surrounded by weapons with death metal playing. He decides to just keep using the old intro.

### Step One: Channel Banners

Erik's channel banner has only one titty so it doesn't get people into trouble. Instead of titties, Erik decides to just steal some fan art and make that his channel banner.

Channel banner: **RE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Two: Social Media

Erik only has a Twitter, and that's just to send tweets to Ted Cruz. He decides to make an Instagram, so he creates the yogadude911 account and posts some videos of him doing yoga. He follows all of his new followers back so he can get paid to advertise diarrhea products and he tweets his new Instagram account

Social media: **RE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Three: Subtitles

The subtitles on Erik's old Driving on Salvia video were previously optimized by threatening foreigners for their oil. This is no longer optimized and just confuses the viewers. He fixes the subtitles and leaves a comment, but accidentally threatens them for their oil all over again.

Subtitles: **DE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Four: Sponsorships

Erik explains that having sponsorships is selling out, but it's selling out for you, which is better than selling out for Universal Music Group after they copyright claim your video and get the ad revenue from the PragerU ad that played over it. Erik checks his Nude Celebs for Free email to see what sponsors are contacting him, but he just finds people ordering food and requesting money using his email. Instead he just plays a NordVPN ad. He suggests that people from the United Kingdom get a VPN because of the new British porn law where people will have to identify themselves to jerk off. Then he uses it to watch a sneak peak of Nobbleberry but it's just Ridleymane Quarterchop undercutting Erik's referral link with his own.

Sponsorships: **RE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Five: Going Full Hollywood

Erik looks at a few famous YouTubers that have been working on projects outside of YouTube, including himself. In particular, he looks at an Amazon movie that he was in: Outlaws Don't Get Funerals. He realizes that he's not a good actor and then he gets the shit kicked out of him and leaves a review. Robot also branches out by doing porn on Chaturbate.

Going Full Hollywood: **RE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Six: Side Channels

Erik explains that successful side channels are typically gaming channels or podcasts. He creates a gaming channel called Easily Impressed Gamer and gives Anthem a ten out of ten. He explains how easy it is to do a game review because he just plays the game for an hour, kill some teammates, and edit it into a video.

Then he makes a podcast. He decides to make a narrative podcast called This Podcast For Sale in the hopes of getting it bought by a movie studio. He and Shawn Kohne open the podcast in space. Then Erik makes one more channel called Just Eatin Hoagies where he just eats hoagies.

Side Channels: **RE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Seven: Patreon

Erik explains how Patreon works. His de-optimized banner of an elephant with a penis nose is still there, so he replaces it with the stolen fan art banner. He also adds a behind the scenes video from his Measles lesson. He looks through his Patreon messages so he can connect more closely with his students, and he finds one asking him to be part of a wedding video. Erik makes it as The Amazing Salvio, but then he realizes that the wedding was months ago.

Patreon: **RE-OPTIMIZED**

### Step Eight: Saying Goodbye to the Old

In a somber change of pace, Erik looks at the old Etiquesette one last time and takes down his posters and decorations one at a time.

### Final Step: YouNow

Erik asks a guy on YouNow if his grandpa came back to life on Easter. Then he plays his new end title, which is an animated rabbit writing "I suck off cops" onto an Easter egg. Then Erik goes back into the Etiquesette to violently stuff the posters into a garbage bag.

## Comments

*@tedcruz Humans beings are pretty lucky they don't lay eggs because you seem like the kind of guy who would try to eat them*
- @commentiquette

*https://www.instagram.com/yogadude911/*
- @commentiquette

*I'd like to apologize to any foreigners who saw the previous subtitles on this video. At the time it was the only way to optimize my youtube. I don't actually think your women and children are weak. I think they're strong and capable. But not strong enough to keep America from taking your oil and using it to fuel up all our aircraft carriers and ford F150's while we beat the shit out of each other on college campuses across the nation over what basically boils down to red pill slam poetry. BTW this video was fake that bong had PCP in it lol check out my instagram @yogadude911 and thanks for holding onto all that oil for us*
- Erik

*WATCH IT**This movie was a great watch! Really fun and interesting take on the gangster genre. That said, who the fuck was that guy in the glasses that gets robbed and beat up in his home in the beginning? Talk about presence. I wish somebody would present him with some antiperspirant. His only actions in the scene seemed to be "sit on a couch" and "mumble" so why does he look like he just did a hundred jumping jacks before they started filming? It's the mystery that I'm drawn to, and for the entire movie all I could think about was "has that dude with the glasses stopped sweating yet?" I even stayed after the credits just in case there was a scene where Nick Fury shows up and takes that guy to a hospital because he looks like
his pee comes out tobasco colored. Five stars, loved it from start to finish, and that dude with the glasses would be perfect for the next Aquaman movie but only if he plays the ocean.*
- Erik

*umm did anyone elses grandpa come back to life on easter?**its all good my dog took care of him**and then i took care of my dog*
- Erik

## Goodbye Old Etiquesette

An alternate take of Step Eight was released as its own video called Goodbye Old Etiquesette. It's largely the same as the original, with the exception that Lady Hair Erik interrupts it.

## Context

1. ↑ Anthem is generally given poor reviews.

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