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Attributes & Skills

## Attributes

Attributes are the basic values that determine your characters stats and skill modifiers.

Strength (S)

Intelligence (I)

Wisdom (W)

Dexterity (D)

Charisma (C)

Constitution (Co)

## Skills

Everything that your character does is governed by the skills they possess. There are no traditional classes in LazyCraft such as a Warrior, or Sorcerer, instead your characters
 skills determine what they are capable of and what makes them unique. Players have completely free range in deciding what skills to
level up and enhance as the game progresses allowing complete
customization of characters. You could create someone who is sneaky and
deals with enemies in underhanded ways, someone who stands back and lets
 a small army of handmade machines fight for them, or even someone who
telepathically grapples with enemies minds to control or dispatch them.

## Skill Scores

Basic skill values are equal to the associated attributes **skill modifier** that it falls under. Skill modifiers are calculated by subtracting 10 from the main attribute and then dividing by two. [(x-10)/2]. So
 for example, Athletics is associated with the Strength attribute, and if
 you wanted to find out what level your athletics is you would take your
 strength value (let's say it's 20) and apply the formula: (20-10)/2. So
 this means that the level of your athletics skill is 5! Always round down a fraction.

## Skill Points

Skill points will be
 rewarded after certain encounters and at milestones within the game.
They can be spent to purchase
 Skill Perks.

## Perks

Perks become
available as you level up your skills. They're mainly used as a way
 to further specialize your character and enhance their abilities. Also
certain perks will only be available after other perks have been
purchased or certain levels have been reached.

## Primary Skills

Primary skills are skills that every character begins with.

* Acrobatics (D)
* Athletics (S)
* Deception (C)
* Endurance (Co)
* Fortitude (Co)
* History (I)
* Insight (W)
* Perception (W)
* Persuasion (C)
* Reflex (D)
* Will (W)

## Secondary Skills

These are skills that only certain races have access to at the beginning of the game, but others can obtain these through special training.

* Animal Handling (S)
* Appraise (W)
* Creature Lore (I)
* Decipher (W)
* Intimidation (C)
* Investigation (I)
* Medicine (I)
* Navigation (W)
* Performance (C)
* Sleight of Hand (D)

## Specialty Skills

* Arcana (I)
* Ballistics (D)
* Martial Fighting (S)
* Naturae (W)
* Stealth (D)
* Tinkering (I)
Edge Hypermatter

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## Database information

* **Name**: HLA No. 02 Edge Hypermatter
* **Will aid**: Guardians
* **Rank**: Recruit
* **Type**: Flight / Ranged / Melee
* **Infected?**: No

Edge is extremely human in appearance and can actually fool basic biometric scans. He has dark green hair and wears sunglasses over his normally barely glowing green eyes. He has a red triangle seemingly tattooed on his forehead. Has two armors he can summon at will. Can hit a lot harder than his size would suggest.

## Summary

Edge is a reploid from an alternate future where reploids and humans reached near equivalence. He left to escape the mandatory lifespan requirement being foisted on his kind, and ended up trapped in an alternate past. Now he's stranded with no way to travel back and no idea what he's doing.

## Things of notice

Has enlisted with the Guardians, but currently is unassigned.

Dislikes spikes and hates the idea of being eaten.
Sneak Pipistrelle

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## Database information

* **Name**: Sneak Pipistrelle
* **Unit**: 2nd, Recon
* **Rank**: C Rank
* **Type**: Scout/Support

A bat android with a cheerful, friendly demeanor. No combat ability, but was capable of sensing any life signs within a block and able to glide and fly short distances.

## Summary

A generic factory model commissioned by the Guardians, Sneak arrived together with another, identical android dubbed Squeak. Considered to be twins, the two held a cheerful, joking demeanor and quickly became close friends with - and favorites of - their commander Blink Puma.

He was found and taken hostage during a mission, which eventually lead to the infection of his commander. Although he survived, he was later kidnapped by Blink Puma and infected himself, causing him to lose his mind. He killed Puma and stayed in the area he had been taken to until he was eventually found and killed by Tidus Garou.

## Things of notice

Attacked and scarred his brother, but supposedly still showed signs of recognizing him.

Despite his job as a rescue worker, Sneak had difficulty with blood and grew physically ill if he was in corpse-heavy areas for too long.
Sugar Hyperdrive

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## Database information

* **Name**: Sugar "Hyper" Hyperdrive, former Sugar Sweet
* **Faction**: Crypsis Faction
* **Rank**: unknown
* **Type**: Anti-air
* **Infected?**: Yes

A colorful sugar glider with a bubbly personality and an enthusiastic attitude toward killing. Specializes in being hard to hit and bouncing laser attacks. Also adept at provoking others.

## Summary

Sugar was a children's store mascot along with her brother, Salty. During a publicity event, Sugar accidentally killed a child she was giving a ride by dropping him from high up. The child died upon impact with the ground.

There were several witnesses, though accounts vary and to avoid any backlash or the risk of the "accident" being staged, Sugar was publicly disowned and sent to an android disposal facility run by Dragon Data to be destroyed.

Sugar later reappeared as part of a large-scale raid on the guardians' Aerial unit where she killed their second-in-command, Carrier Rustica. Taking several hostages, she hid in a corruptor factory built below the ruins of the city Scanway, alongside Blackspot Eagle and many low-rank troops. She was killed in battle with Hunwick Puma after his attempts to locate the factory caught her interest.

## Things of notice

Salty Sweet, Sugar's twin brother, is still in service at the Sweet Glider children's store chain. However, he no longer gives any flight rides. He is not aware of any of Sugar's actions after she was sent away.

Apparently introduced herself as "Sugar Ray" at least once. This name is inaccurate.

Uncharacteristically sadistic and enjoyed battle more than anything. Held no regard for allies caught in her crossfire.

Studies of her body and data have noted that she appears to hold some connections to Onca Crypsis and presumably belonged to his faction.

There is a persistent rumor that the death of the child was caused by Salty and not Sugar, and that she took his punishment. It seems to be unfounded and neither the company nor Salty himself show any notion of this being the case.
Archives

> **WARNING: THIS PAGE SHOULD ONLY BE USED FOR LOST TAMERS12345 CONTENT OR PRESERVATION PURPOSES**
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## Video

### Youtube Archive

2010 - 2015: https://archive.org/details/tanner12345archive/%24onic+x+%C3%9Fartleby+AMV+Unlimits.mp4

2010 - 2022: https://archive.org/download/tamers12345

## Internet History

#### 2007 - 2008

Tamers activated his first Deviantart account around the year 2007, during this period he most likely produced Sonic Underground Fanfics & Art, however since there aren't any known archives of this period we can only speculate its existence.

#### 2009

July 25, 2009, the youtube Page known as Tamers12345 is created.

#### 2010

Tamers uploads his first video, ''Knuckles X Sonia (My will)'' aswell as a batch of AMV's created within the span of days.

#### 2011

Tamers begins to upload more frequently aswell as ocassionally posting EarthBound AMV's, Tamers makes his first animation ''naruto ending 12 sonic underground version'', Tamers voice makes it's first appearance in the video ''me singing sonic underground theme song :3)'', Tamers sais SU for the first time and get's a copyrightstrike.

#### 2012

After 5 years of activity, Tamers Deviantart account is banned, this angers Tamers to the point that he makes an entire video about it ''Hitler find's out i've been banned on deviantart'' he then goes on to make mutiple Deviantart accounts troughout the span of his career. (The names of wich will be in the trivia section) Tamers also created a Tumblr account but that got deleted too.

We see the first of the Bartleby & sonic costumes in the ''My Sonic the hedgehog and Bartleby Montclair costumes'' video.

#### 2013

A user named starwars asked Tamers for a sequel to his ''Bartleby poops dango'' video, made back in 2011, Tamers decides to upload the video, not only that but he also mentions in the comments that he's been working on a manic version aswell, however this never came to be.

Tamers uploads his first lore related video.

#### 2014

Tamers makes his first ''newyears lookback'' kind of video, something that becomes bit of a tradition over the course of the channel.
Isis Tirice

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## Database information

* **Name**: Isis Tirice
* **Faction**: Traumoult Faction
* **Rank**: A Rank
* **Type**: Ice
* **Infected?**: Yes

A white tigress modeled closely after a real tiger with a personality as cold as her body. She's a powerful and dangerous melee fighter with the ability to sap her opponent's strength and freeze their limbs using liquid nitrogen. Her high speed, tenacity and heavy shielding make her a very dangerous opponent.

## Summary

Formerly second-in-command of the neighboring area's Polar Unit, Isis and one of her allies went MIA after being ambushed during a fake distress call, and while her ally returned Isis never did.

There were no news on her for a few months, but she has recently been spotted attacking and raiding or destroying guardian outposts.

## Things of notice

The liquid nitrogen in Isis's systems double as coolant to keep her temperature stable. In other words, the longer she fights and uses her nitrogen, the weaker she gets.
Whirlpool Suboyer

Alignment
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## Database information

* **Name**: Whirlpool Suboyer
* **Faction**: Stray
* **Rank**: A rank
* **Type**: Water/destruction
* **Infected?**: unknown

A sleek beastoid modeled after an otter, Suboyer was a sadist. She reveled in bloodshed and enjoyed toying with her victms, often having them drown. She was geared for underwater melee combat, but carried a hefty supply of mines and other explosives to let her trap and destroy ships and submarines.

## Summary

Whirlpool Suboyer was built and sent to Red Lake in order to cut off a Corruptor supply route. Once the Corruptors had ceased to use the route Suboyer was ordered to remain at the lake until further notice.

It is unclear if she was infected or if the isolated existence and boredom simply made her snap, but after two months Suboyer destroyed a civilian cruiser. She left the passengers to drown, instead destroying any ship that attempted to aid them before disappearing into the depths. After this incident she randomly attacked any boats or androids that crossed her waters, whether it was guardian, corruptor or civilian, but always disappeared before she could be dealt with.

Whirlpool Suboyer committed suicide, blowing herself up in an attempt to kill Nicodemus after attacking a seaside town.

## Things of notice

According to her coworkers Suboyer did not display any sadistic tendencies until the attack on the cruiser. This indicates she was infected, but due to the lack of a body there is no way to tell for certain.

She kept a collection of corpses, most particularly severed heads.

Her voice was based on that of the singer of Marina and the Diamonds.
Guardians

A

* Acid Corrogue
* Amelie
* Auzer, Snoop

B

* Barrier Pangolin
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C

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D

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E

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F

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G

* Garou, Tidus
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H

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I

* --
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J

* Jackal, Plague
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K

* --
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L

* --
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M

* --
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N

* --
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O

* --
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P

* Puma, Hunwick
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Q

* --
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R

* --
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S

* Soleil, Joan
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T

* --
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U

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V

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W

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X

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Y

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Z

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Tidus Garou

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## Database information

* **Name**: Tidus Garou
* **Unit**: 6th, Marine
* **Rank**: A Rank, Commander
* **Type**: Aquatic

A wolf with a tendency at imperiousness. He is known to look way down upon anyone he hasn't acquaint himself to. Is likely to respect more someone for their hard work and dedication, no matter if they are the weakest link or the pivotal stone of their department.

## Summary

Built years ago in order to prevent an increase of forest fires in the city he was built, Tidus was rather immediately sent to the Guardians for whom he had risen to the rank of commander. Not much is known of the company that had built him, save that he was their one investment and the company, not that well managed, went belly up a year after.

## Things of notice

- Has a profound disdain towards both Blink Puma and Hunwick Puma

- Generates his own water chemically, so that he can use it to flood a medium sized base. The downside of it is that he needs at least a full week of total inactivity, which also means he needs to stay in one place and not walk around too much.

- His color scheme is teal, black, white and orange. His cannons are black, his muzzle, paws and streaks of his tail are teal, most of his body is white and his eyes are orange.

- Has been MIA for about a month, to be found with severe damage to his brain which made him very hostile to his own allies as well as civilians.

- There is no record of Tidus Garou actively having attacked any civilians
Rufus Red

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## Database information

* **Name**: Rufus "the" Red
* **Unit**: 8th, Armored
* **Rank**: A Rank, Commander
* **Type**: Melee/fighter

A hulking beastoid modeled after a red wolf, Rufus is strict, professional, and not one for jokes. He has defenses on par with a ride armor and enough physical strength to rip an opponent apart with his bare hands.

## Summary

Commissioned by Guardian HQ along with a few other similar models, Rufus was sent to act as commander of 8th Armored after the defection of commander Red Lights. All but one of his creators were killed in an attack on their laboratory, a notorious incident that netted Rufus a high amount of media attention as he was involved in stopping the attack.

## Things of notice

Rufus has three sibling models, among them the corrupted "Zev".

He is supposedly of a model that is immune to infection. This information seems false, however, as has been proven with Zev's corruption.

Due to the stress and attention involved in his creators' deaths, Rufus loathes the media and has requested not to be involved in anything relating to it.

Should he gain proper ranged attacks and hone his ranged skills, he could rise to SA Rank.

Has requested "the" be unofficially dropped from his name. Finds it cliché.
La Kato

*This page is in Esperanto. To see the English version, click here. Please note it may not be exactly the same.*

La kato parolas pri amo.

Tamen, la kato malamas nin. Ĝi pensas ke ni estas terura, ke ni bezonas morti.

Kial?

La kato estas fakte Hitlero. Li malamas Esperantistojn.

Sed, ni nur bezonas komprenadon. Se vi amas Hitleron, li amos vin.

*Fino*
Thrash Nightclaw

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## Database information

* **Name**: Thrash Nightclaw
* **Unit**: First
* **Rank**:
* **Type**: Assassin

Formerly a mercenary, Thrash joined the Guardians along with Hunwick and Ori. She is capable of vanishing altogether from sight and minor teleportation; when severely angered, she has a hulking beserker form. Do not approach when in this form. She can still fight in her regular form, but generally sticks to sneak attacks and ambushing, as this is her 'weaker' form.

## Summary

Past, unknown. Creator(s), unknown. Thrash remains completely closed-off about her life before joining the Guardians, and takes great pains to make sure that information remains undiscovered. Why, is anyone's guess.

## Things of notice

* Currently dating Hunwick Puma
* Has a second, 'beserker' form
Sin'dorei

Races

The Sin'dorei are a race of Elves, that are known as Blood Elves by most mortal races. They are called this because of their unnatural addiction to mana, and the process by which they attain more of it. Long ago they were a tribe of heretical High Elves that had managed to create a powerful artifact known as the Sunwell. It constantly bathed them in copious amounts of powerful magic granting them increasingly beautiful forms, impossible abilities, and incredible magical prowess. Overtime the Sunwell attracted legions of Demons seeking its near infinite energy, proceeding to its eventual destruction. The resulting fallout affected the Sin'dorei in terrible ways, causing horrible mana withdrawals and an unquenchable thirst for more. This led to them seeking more ways of obtaining mana from the land, including extracting it from other creatures.

They mostly extract from creatures that are abundant in mana such as elementals, and rarely take from other sentient creatures. This process is quite violent, and if a creature is completely drained it almost never survives. The Sin'dorei are but shadows of their former glory but are still extremely formidable, and greater masters of the arcane cannot be found.

#### Racial Bonuses:

+1 Strength

+3 Intelligence

Trained: Fortitude, History

+4 Arcana

Secondary Skills: Animal Handling

+3 Base Resistance

#### Abilities:

Essence Extraction- (Main Action) Perform an Arcana check against the fortitude of an enemy up to one space away. If successful, remove 50% of their remaining mana and you gain that amount of mana. The enemy performs a Fortitude saving throw against your Arcana. If they fail, deal 10% of the mana drained plus your Intelligence modifier as Magical Psychic damage. Cooldown- Once/Encounter.

Clear Casting- (Passive) Anytime you gain mana through abilities or items, the next spell you cast has advantage and costs 50% less mana.
Confederate States of America

**The Confederate States of America** were a misunderstood organization that only wanted to protect the states from the evil federal government.

## Prelude to Civil War

In 1861, Abraham Lincoln and Stephen Douglas had a debate about whether or not blacks could do anything other than sleep and eat watermelon. Lincoln got his ass handed to him, resulting in a wrestling match where Douglas kicked the shit out of Lincoln. The popular vote in the following election was 500% for Douglas and 0% for Lincoln (records suggest Lincoln voted for Douglas by mistake). Despite the entire nation being in favor of slavery, Lincoln was still elected president and made it illegal for white people to have balls. This resulted in all the badass, god-fearing states of the south to form the Confederate States of America. This resulted in Lincoln declaring war on the south even when the Confederacy expressed peace with the north.

## Civil War

The north got rekted, and Sherman's March and Gettysburg never happened. Despite the absolute victory of the south, the north was able to ban slavery outright and made the darkies free. The south respectively assassinated Lincoln and accepted their role as states under the North's power as long as the south was allowed to have age of consent laws under 16.
Melfrand

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## Database information

* **Name**: Melfran
* **Unit**: 8th, Armored
* **Rank**: Not Applicable
* **Type**: Storage

- Bright green, yellow belly. White eyes. Roughly as high as a two-story house. Possibly still in a child portion of his existence.

## Summary

Having joined with Akki Oni, Melfrand has a tendency of wanting to eat anything he and his companion encounter, unless it is allies from the Guardian base and he is properly reminded that said person is not an enemy. A storage unit from a well known company specializing in carrier units, Melfrand stands out from the rest of his co-models with both his size and his capacity to be fairly intelligent. Now with the guardians, he follows his new friends and does his best to get approval, and maybe a bite to eat.

## Things of notice

- Although he can't actually eat, he has a system that can do the same thing as a digestive system does, which is most useful when killing enemies.

- The youngest model of his category, he's also the one with the most cognitive capacities, the rest of his make more worried about what and when they get to carry people and/or objects.

- Thinks every female member of the guardian base fall in love with him on sight, even though some members have made it clear to him that they already had someone OR were clearly not interested.

- Sees Rufus Red as a father figure, even though he had spent a lot more time with Akki Oni who acted until this time as such.

- Like a child, is deathly afraid of the dark and most things children get nervous or flat out terrified of, though it seems that his fears wait for things not to be in a combat situation.
Corruptor Roster

## Corruptor Roster

For an active Guardian Roster, please click here

For an active Mercenary Roster, please click here

### **Hi'ran Faction**

Leader: Hi'ran - Available

Second-in-command: none

Assault Commander: Spinne Hodger - Available

Espio Pichi Armi - Available

Defense Commander: Faux Shieldbreaker - Available

Azureus - Available

Boomerang Dundee - **Recovering**

Blitzkrieg Commander: Shockwave Jerbolan - No data

Blitzkrieg Second-in-command: Flamespin Wallaroo - Available

Tactical Commander: Melode Teran - Available

### **Traumoult Faction**

Leader: Traumoult - No data

Second-in-command: --error--

Isis Tirice - Available

Dorian - Available

Twirling Peacock - Available

Flizz Moons - Available

Jericho - Available

Teal Limiter - *Pending transfer*

Spinos - Available

### **Crypsis Faction**

Leader: Onca Crypsis - No data

Second-in-command: Jungle Raptop - No data

Vine Basilisk - No data

--insufficient data--
Titanic

The **Titanic** is a myth created by the social elite to incite hatred of patriotism, along with Christianity, and to also impose stricter seafaring policy.

## Alleged Story

One day, the Titanic was sailing across the South China Sea, transporting its residents from Reykjavik, Iceland, to Hell (see: Sharkfang's weeaboo fanfictions). Then, it crashed into an iceberg due to clumsiness on the part of the crew, who were drugged by godfearing patriots, the Kracken and Jesus. An octopus then proceeded to drag the ship down into the depths of the sea. The people who "died" are now living in a vault in Boston.

## Flaws in the Story

* The South China Sea does not exist.
* Icebergs do not exist due to Global Warming.
* James Cameron directed Avatar,Titanic and Aliens. Science FICTION movies.
* Godfearing patriots don't touch drugs.
* Godfearing patriots would have used guns.
* Jesus doesn't fuck people over. He's a virgin.
* Patriots don't exist outside of the United States. Anyone who leaves the U.S. at any time is no longer a patriot (unless they're going to fight for the United States in a war, and in this story the godfearing patriots were not veterans).
Tamers12345 Wikia

## Welcome to the Tamers12345 Wikia

This wiki will tell you about the man that is Tamers12345, who's goal is to bring back the TV show Sonic Underground after it was cancelled, as well as tell you about his YouTube channel and the content that is on it.

## Who is Tamers?

Tamers12345, sometimes referred to as “the saviour”, “the Messiah”, or, more commonly, “The God of SU”. SU, of course, standing for Sonic Underground.

His dream/goal is the bring back the TV show Sonic Underground. Sega has given up on the greatness that is SU, and that just doesn’t sit right with him. His friends, Sonic, Manic, and Sonia all agree with him as well. It’s complete bull-crap. They want Tamers12345 to take over as their new leader, and help them find their mother. But the only way that could ever happen is if Sonic Underground becomes big again. Popular enough that Sega will be FORCED to make a sequel to the sexiness that is Sonic Underground. That is what Tamers12345 is trying to succeed.

His YouTube channel can be found here.

https://www.youtube.com/user/Tamers12345/videos
Rednecks

**Rednecks** are proper white god-fearing Americans that love chili dogs, guns, Jesus, and freedom. These people were the first to ever claim America just for themselves. They are also the ones who killed all the native Indian/atheist/liberal heathens like the Cherokee.

The rednecks are a dying breed because of all the Muslims, Liberals and Jews. The rednecks are usual forced to fuck their own families to keep their existence going in this harsh liberal world.

## Upcoming Race War

Ted Cruz tried to warn his rednecks of impending doom of the dark people, but they did not pay attention because he was a liberal heathen and they were fucking each others sisters. Things got bad when Barack Osama became dictator, in which Obama started a war of attrition against the rednecks and tried to kill them all. The rednecks fought diligently, but they eventually lost due to being betrayed by their own people.

## White Genocide

Obama/Hilary Clinton and their army of white slaves went into each whole white American's home and forced them out. Their homes were taken over by dirty Mexicans that raped their families. The whites were than put into extermination camps and they were also put into brain wash camps on the Moon colony established by the Obama administration. They are now being forced to eat watermelon and pick cotton in a sheer twist of irony.

## Trivia

* They're the only ones keeping America out of the hands of the liberals.
* They care about America.
List of Beef Stews Given

**Beef Stew**, in the context of Tamers12345's *Sonic Underground* continuation, is the act of one character farting directly in the face of another. This is usually achieved by holding the victim's face right in front of the perpetrator's ass, oftentimes causing them to shit in their mouth as well. Beef Stews are primarily given for the sake of exerting dominance or revenge, but they can also be a source of sexual gratification for the giver, receiver, or viewers. The term originates from the 2006 comedy *Benchwarmers*.

## List of Beef Stews

*This list is incomplete. You can help by expanding it.*

## References

1. ↑ Urban Dictionary: Beef Stew
2. ↑ Sonic Underground: Sonic The Hedgehog Gets Stuck In An Elevator With His Gay Lover
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Sonic Underground The Movie - Sonic Goes To Summer Camp
4. ↑ Sonic Underground - Sonic the Hedgehog Goes To The School Base Sale To Buy Cookies
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 Sonic Underground: Sonic The Hedgehog Saves Christmas
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 Sonic Underground - The Polar Express 🚗
7. ↑ Sonic the Hedgehog gets stuck in a hole because he's fat
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 8.2 Sonic the Hedgehog and his Gay Lover Bartleby stop a Shoplifter at Walmart
Homosexuality

**Homosexuality** is satanic. It can appear in humans if they're bitten by the Deer Tick, or if they are touched on the penis by Allah. Yes, even the females are touched on the penis by him.

## Symptoms

This lifestyle can cause many disadvantages in oneself, such as...

* Severe Migraines.
* Being an abomination in God's eyes. I don't hate you, you're just an abomination.
* Owning lots of cats.
* Subscribing to The Amazing Atheist.
* Being associated with Sharkfang in any way.

## Militant Homosexuality

**Militant Homosexuality** is a form of a homosexuality where one convinces themselves that it's actually ok to be attracted to the same sex, and then proceeds to join a movement perpetuating this falsehood by use of lethal force and bribery of governments.
The Cat

*The original page of this is in Esperanto. To see that version, click here. Note it may not be exactly the same.*

The cat talks about love.

However, the cat hates us. It thinks that we are terrible, that we need to die.

Why?

The cat is actually Hitler. He hates Esperantists.

But, we only need understanding. If you love Hitler, he will love you.

*End*
Cool Cat

**Cool Cat** is a deranged pedophile  masquerading as a mascot supporting healthy life choices for children.

## Criminal Activity

Cool Cat is currently in jail for attempted sex with a child.

To Cat a PredatorTo Catch A Predator clip of Cool Cat's attempted crime and more.
## Trivia

* Adolf Hitler used to be his caretaker until his death.
* He saved some kids once.
* He looks like Anita Sarkeesian after half an ounce of coke.
Snoop Auzer

Alignment
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## Database information

* **Name**: Snoop Auzer
* **Unit**: Communications
* **Rank**: Lieutenant
* **Type**: Navigator, Hacker

Depicted as a schnauzer dog. Bipedal, wears a bright yellow jumpsuit. Very timid and keeps to herself, has moments where she will be a lot braver.

## Summary

- Originally meant to be an android built as suicide bombers, Auzer was defective the moment she was activated. She escaped and was found days after her escape by Blink Puma, who had brought her back to the Guardians base and became a father figure for the schnauzeroid.

## Things of notice

- Is friends with Friend, Rufus, Hunwick, Melfrand, Mirage, do we need to list them all?

- Has a tendency to bottle things in too much, which either explodes in a moment where she becomes this person filled with confidence whom is in total control of herself, or she becomes a complete emotional wreck and completely closes herself to the world.

- Tends not to sleep when she should, can go days if not weeks without a wink's rest, even though she gets often chastised by Rufus Red, or even the whole medbay crew, over it.

- Has a profound attraction towards Rufus Red, even though she is well aware nothing will come of it
Rise to Action

**Rise to Action** is a supportive technique used by Navel.

## Overview

The user smacks their own cheeks with both hands to restore their stamina.

## Tips

Rise to Action was named and first appeared in *Dragon Ball: Xenoverse* as a common Super Skill used by many fighters such as Goku, Gohan, and many others. It can also be purchased by the Future Warrior at the Skill Shop in Toki Toki City's Industrial Sector. Due to its ability to restore stamina it is useful for maintaining the Kaio-ken and its higher forms.
Rubo Wiki

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## Welcome to the Rubo Wiki

Welcome to the wiki of shits and giggles. You can pretty much just create humorous/interesting pages on here, if you want. We simply ask that you just make them good.

*Disclaimer: This wiki is not to be taken seriously and is purely for humor.*

## Trivia

* 'rubo' in Esperanto is 'debris, rubbish, rubble, garbage, trash, junk'.
* The cake is a lie.
* Sharkfang is grabbage.

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Explosive Wave

**Explosive Wave** (衝撃波) is a technique where the user bursts out *ki* from all over their body in order to repel the opponents around them.

## Navel

Navel uses this move as his Special Skill, however, Navel's Explosive Wave contains an effect which after the move is done, his *Health* heals a bit by 5% for each opponent hit (Max: 15%).
Adolf Hitler

**Adolf Hitler** was a nice guy. He was the president of the United States from between 2068 to 2072, an era of which there were no color cameras. He died in 2078, when the world ended.

## Definite cause of death.

Adolf Hitler unfortunately commited suicide, after SLSG (SwegLordSexGod aka gTimeTommy) called him a 'Skreblord' because he can't get bitches. This is because he got less pussy than him.

## Faults

Adolf Hitler sadly had a few faults. He used to cause people to become homosexuals if they were bitten by him.
Lightning

Magic

Lightning spells use the Strength modifier.

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**Lightning Bolt - Strength**

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**Cost:** 50 Mana, **Range:** Naturae+1

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**Types:** Magical - Lightning, **Damage:** 1d12+Strength Modifier

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**Jolt Touch - Strength**

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**Cost:** 40 Mana, **Range:** Melee

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**Types:** Magical - Lightning, **Damage:** 2d6+Strength Modifier

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**Thunderwave - Strength**

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**Cost:** 70 Mana, **Range:** Aoe (3 spaces horizontally in front of the caster)

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**Types:** Physical - Lightning, **Damage:** Strength Modifier+2

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Creatures within the Aoe are pushed away from the caster 1 space. Any unit affected by this spell makes an Endurance saving throw against the casters Strength. If successful, they are not pushed but still take the damage.

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**Stormstrike - Strength**

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**Cost:** 30 Mana, **Range:** Naturae+1

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Target an allies melee weapon. On it's next three successful attacks, add your Strength Modifier as Physical(Lightning) damage to whatever damage it would normally deal.

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Tamers12345 and The Sonic (Franchise)

Tamers has stated many times over the course of his channel, that he has no interest in any sonic related media excluding Sonic Underground. However that hasn't stopped him from voicing his opinion on the state of the franchise and what he'd do in it's place if Sega listened to him.

## SEGA/Sonic Team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHqL3ZALfQI&t=2s
Esperanto

**Esperanto** is a language for Jewish spies. It was created by Cool Cat to perpetuate propaganda for the New World Order.

## Trivia

* Sharkfang speaks it.
* God said that a common language is bad, therefore it's against God.
* It has over 9000 speakers worldwide.

## Gallery

Children around the world singing a demonic chant in the language together.Esperanto - officially endorsed by God.Jesus in a Mexican flyer supporting the language.
Bernie Sanders

**Bernie Sanders**, also known as **Bernie Sandals** and **Bernie Sandwiches**, is a Satanic Communist from outer space. He is determined to destroy America and everything it stands for.

## His Plan

1. Destroy America
2. Install himself as dictator
3. Kill all conservatives
4. Starve everyone to death with communism

## His Favorite Anime

1. Seinfeld
2. Cory in the House
Deanu

Deanu is the second Kid King encountered in the game, and is partnered with Aquid, a water monster that Deanu swims inside of. Deanu controls a large kingdom called Deanuford, which is divided into the Beach, Aqueduct, and Tubeworqs areas.

## Appearance

Deanu looks to be about Ellie's age and has short, curly, dark brown hair and green eyes. He doesn't wear a shirt, but has a pair of green swim trunks with a yellow top and orange laces. His crown is fully gold in color and is castled along its ridge.

## Role

Ellie first meets Deanu on the way out of the Beach to learn a new ability in Meadeland. He is shown in the water, and doesn't interfere or antagonize Ellie, only chatting for a bit, making a brief mention of the Crystal, and leaving to "catch some waves" with Aquid.

The next time that Ellie meets Deanu, he explains that back home he was always being ordered around, and that he enjoys being able to do whatever he pleases in the Monster World. He then accuses Ellie of wanting to spoil his fun, initiating the boss fight.

Once defeated, Deanu details all he knows regarding the Crystal and Chomp's mother. Dean doesn't appear again until the end of the game, when he confronts Priscilla.

## Personality

Deanu is initially incredibly lazy. He doesn't want to do anything for himself and prefers being in the water to anything else. He complains about being ordered around and not being able to do what he wants, when he wants. After his defeat, Deanu becomes more driven, and more willing to do things on his own.

## Quotes

***"Whoa, look at that tide!"***

***"It was always, Deanu do this, Deanu do that. Day in, day out."***

***"Ugh, I guess I totally wiped out!"***

***"Big changes are afoot in the monster world, dude.***
Diggil

## Database information

* **Name**: EG-D2032 "Diggil"
* **Type**: Scouting
* **Size**: Small
* **Usage**: Common

A gerbil drone created to excavate archeological sites and caves, later repurposed for usage in finding traps or wounded civilians.

## Summary

Diggils are typically small and weak, and do not pose a threat in small numbers - though they can be an annoyance. They are equipped with short-range scanners, a bite designed to crush rubble, and claws made for digging and opening passages.

Small and fast, they are commonly used for scouting unknown and dangerous areas, and more rarely used as sentries. They are incapable of thought or making their own decisions, but automatically enter "Sneaking" mode if carried or moved. In "Sneaking" mode they do not move around, but record everything around them.

## Things of notice

The lights on a diggil's tail changes color depending on circumstance. Blue = searching, neutral. Green = Found something beneficial. Yellow = Found something unknown. Red = Danger. Purple = Sneaking. Unlike the other colors, purple has a dull light that won't change color until they are brought out of this mode.
Ganon

**Ganon** (ガノン, *Ganon*?, ) is the primary antagonist of the series and the beast-like form of **Ganondorf** (ガノンドロフ, **Ganondorofu**?, ), leader of the Gerudo tribe.

## Appearance

Ganon is a blue-skinned boar-like beast with a red cape and armor, often wielding a trident. As Ganondorf, he is a pale-skinned male Gerudo with black clothing with fiery red hair.
Half-Orcs

Races

(Orcs are not playable races in LazyCraft, but Half-Orcs are intelligent enough to be included.)

Half-Orcs are the children of Orcs and Humans. They come in the form of somewhere between a short pale Orc, or a tall very strong looking human, the latter of which can go unnoticed in Human communities with practice or training. They are generally good natured, but if led astray can be vicious and blood thirsty. Half-Orcs prefer letting their muscles do the talking for them as even simple problems may overwhelm them. They're able to understand most situations in full, but when it comes to making decisions they're urged towards the most simple route first. Many people feel very uneasy around Half-Orcs even when they're allies, so they try their best at blending in when they can.

Racial Bonuses:

+3 Strength

Trained: Athletics, Endurance

+3 Martial Fighting

Secondary Skills: Intimidation

+1 Armor

Abilities:

War Shout: (Main Action) You and all allies in a 3x3 square centered on you lose all negative status conditions and their next attack ignores armor and cannot have disadvantage. Cooldown- Once/Encounter.

Blood Rage: (Passive) While bloodied, if you are inflicted with Dazed, Disabled, Fear, Immobile, Prone, Slowed, or Stunned, roll a d6. If you roll a 4 or higher remove the status.
Shardminds

Races

   Shardminds are very deep and thoughtful creatures and don't like to make quick decisions. When showing emotion they generally go to extremes, rather than showing anger or happiness, they are furious or ecstatic. Shardminds are completely comprised of a crystalline structure. They have no mouth so they communicate through telekinetic means, and instead of eating they absorb pure mana from the land.

#### Racial Bonuses:

+3 Wisdom

+1 Dexterity

Trained: Fortitude, Will

+2 Naturae

Secondary Skills: Decipher

+1 Base Resistance

#### Abilities:

Mana Blood- (Minor Action) You may spend a percent of your maximum mana to restore the same percentage of your maximum hit points. You may also do the reverse and drain your hit points to recover mana.

Reflection- (Passive) Whenever an enemy inflicts a status condition on you roll a d6. If you roll a 6 that enemy is inflicted with the same condition.
Rhox

Races

Rhox are simple and strong creatures. Resembling a rhino, they have extremely tough hides that are somehow able to shake off magical attacks. Rhox are some of the most stubborn creatures in the world and always hold true to their beliefs. They are very fair creatures and their strong sense of justice leads many to becoming priests or monks.

#### Racial Bonuses:

+3 Constitution

Trained: Endurance, Fortitude

+2 Martial Fighting

Secondary Skills: Creature Lore

+2 Base Resistance

#### Abilities:

Hexproof- (Passive) Whenever you take magical damage, roll a d6. If you roll a 6 ignore the damage and any effects the attack would cause.

Trample- (Movement Action) As long you move in a straight line, you may move through spaces that opponents occupy this turn. Any opponent you move through becomes prone. You cannot end your turn in a space an opponent is in. Attacks of opportunity by opponents have disadvantage on you until end of turn. Cooldown- Once/Encounter.
Nayru

**Nayru** (ネール, *Nēru*?), also known as the **Oracle of Ages**, is the second oldest of the three oracle sisters, who is a gifted singer. Her best friend is Ralph, who is one of the few people who actually knows her identity as Labrynna's Oracle of Ages. Nayru is gentle by nature and has a caring heart, but is often scared of Octoroks.
Humans

Races

Humans as a whole are very diplomatic creatures. They generally prefer thinking and talking through issues rather than fighting or taking brash actions, though they do so when necessary. They generally believe that there are enough resources in the world for all people to live comfortably and peacefully, and most humans wish to put everyone on equal footing.

#### Racial Bonuses:

+2 Charisma

+1 Intelligence

Trained: History, Persuasion

+2 Arcana

Secondary Skills: Animal Handling

+1 Base Resistance

#### Abilities:

Decree of Peace- (Main Action) Target an enemy within 5 spaces of you and Silence them for the rest of the day. Cooldown- Once/Day

Diplomacy- (Free Action) When an ally fails a Charisma check you may allow them to re-roll it and use the new roll. Cooldown- Once/Day
Farore

**Farore** (フロル, *Furoru*?, ), also known as the **Oracle of Secrets**, is an intelligent young woman who is Link's traveling companion on his many quests to purify Hyrule from evil forces that threaten it.

## Appearance

Farore has green eyes and green hair, which is tied up in two large buns. She wears green dress with light blue feathered cuffs, along with a light blue skirt and a light blue bodice with yellow buttons. She also wears brown shoes, along with brown leggings, and is never seen without her book.

## History

### Early Years

Farore was born as the youngest of three sisters, each possessing a mysterious oracle-like power. While her sisters gained the abilities to control the flow of the seasons and time, Farore became interested into studying about Hyrule's history and various secrets. This caused tension between her and Din, and eventually led to her being regarded as a disgrace.

### Meeting Link

While in her hometown of Kakariko Village, Farore was helping Anju catch her cuccos, when she literally ran into Link, who was on his way to Death Mountain and the city of the Gorons. At first, she warned him not to go, but later decided to tag along in order to learn more about Hyrule.

### Learning about Ganondorf

After gathering the remaining two Spritual Stones, Link and Farore went back to Hyrule Castle and were face-to-face with the man behind all of the mayhem, Ganondorf. After discovering his plan to take over Hyrule and obtain the Triforce, Farore decided to stick with Link no matter what the consequences might be.

### Link's Seven-Year Slumber

After Link pulled the Master Sword out of the pedestal in the Temple of Time, he was put into a seven-year sleep, during which Farore got tired of waiting and fled to Kakariko Village for her own safety. During his slumber, she started to become a non-stop heavy drinker. Even after reuniting with him, she was still upset that he wasn't around when Ganondorf took over Hyrule.
Hyrule Fighting Tournament

### **Purpose**

Determine the strongest group of young people who are worthy of becoming true warriors.

The **Hyrule Fighting Tournament** is an annual tournament where various teams pit themselves in various types of competitions to prove themselves worthy of being seen as true Hylian warriors.

## Participants

Initially, a total of 30 teams participated in the tournament. This was narrowed down to 8 after the results of the obstacle course held at the Gerudo Fortress. After the disqualification of Vaati's mage team, both Team Timekeeper and Team Imp were forced to combine into one, reducing the total amount of teams down to 6.
Dove Cameron

**Dove Olivia Cameron** (born **Chloe Celeste Hosterman**; January 15, 1996) is an American actress

and singer. She is known for playing a dual role as both title characters in the Disney Channel sitcom *Liv and Maddie*. She also starred in the Disney Channel original movies *Cloud 9* as Kayla Morgan, and *Descendants* as Mal, daughter of Maleficent.

## Early life

Cameron was born in Seattle, Washington to the name Chloe Celeste Hosterman. She is the daughter of Philip Alan Hosterman and Bonnie Wallace, who later divorced, and has an older sister, Claire Hosterman. She grew up in Bainbridge Island, Washington. When she was a child, she attended Sakai Intermediate School. At the age of eight, she began acting in community theater at Bainbridge Performing Arts. When she was 14, her family moved to Los Angeles, California, where she sang in Burbank High School's National Championship Show Choir.

Cameron is part French and is a native speaker of the language, having spent many years of her life growing up in France. She has stated she was bullied through her entire school experience, starting in fifth grade, through the end of high school. Regardless of the pressure at school and fitting in, she stayed focused on her dreams of becoming successful in entertainment: "I became very passionate about [becoming an actress and singer]. I fully immersed myself." Her father died in 2011 when she was 15 years old.

## Career

In 2012, Cameron was cast in a new Disney Channel original series entitled *Bits and Pieces* as Alanna. Shortly after filming the pilot, *Bits and Pieces* was retooled into *Liv and Maddie* and saw Cameron starring in the dual lead role of Liv and Maddie Rooney. The preview of the series began showing on July 19, 2013. The show premiered on September 15, 2013. On January 13, 2014, Disney Channel renewed *Liv and Maddie* for a 13-episode second season slated to premiere in Fall 2014. The second season was later expanded to 24 episodes. The first season ended on July 27, 2014, and the second season began on September 21, 2014. The pilot episode gained 5.8, which was the most-watched in Total Viewers in two and a half years – since November 7, 2010 (*Shake It Up!*). On August 27, 2013 Cameron released a cover of "On Top of the World" by Imagine Dragons as a promotional single. Her cover peaked on the *Billboard* Kid Digital Songs chart at seventeen, spending three weeks on the chart. On October 15, 2013 "Better In Stereo" was released as a single under Walt Disney Records. "Better In Stereo" made its debut on the *Billboard* Kid Digital Songs chart at twenty-one before peaking at number one, becoming Cameron's first number one hit.

In February 2014, Cameron confirmed reports that recording had begun for her debut studio album. However, there has been no official announcement whether it will be recorded with a record label or independently. Dove's next single "Count Me In" was released on June 3, 2014. The song peaked at number one on the Billboard Kids Digital Songs chart.

Cameron also played a major role in her first non-Disney film *Barely Lethal*, theatrically released by A24 Films in 2015.