III. The Birth of Gru Test

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You are a person trying to investigate Mandler Corp. You are trying to find out who Doctor Zork is. You are greeted by Grogman. He is the one that was in charge of all this, and he is also the one you need to talk to about what happened here. He has been working on a new project for years now, but it never got off the ground due to various reasons. Now though

Ask where Doctor Zork is

Where is Doctor Zork you demand

Grogman looks at you with a mixture of surprise and annoyance. I don't know! I mean we have been talking for years about this project, but I just can't tell you anything!

Does the project involve the milking process

Grogman shakes his head. He then looks at you again. His eyes are filled with sadness and regret. It seems like he wants to say something else, but instead he says nothing more and walks away from you as fast as possible.

Follow Grogman.

You follow him through the halls until you reach an elevator. The doors open up, and you enter it. As soon as the elevator door closes behind you, Grogman suddenly stops walking and turns around to face you. He stares at your face for a moment before speaking.

Ask Grogman where is Albert Einstein

He looks down at his feet and sighs. He then speaks slowly.

The last time I saw Albert Einstein was when I had to kill him.

Albert Einstein...he was my mentor and friend, but he wasn't a good man.

Ask did you castrate him

No, Grogman replies. But I wish I could.

Grogman continues to look down at his feet as if he is ashamed of himself. He then begins to laugh uncontrollably, which causes you to jump back several inches.

What's wrong with me he asks. Why am I laughing so hard Is there something funny going on in my brain or something

Grogman then begins to cry softly. Tears run down his cheeks and fall onto the floor.

Leave the elevator and walk towards Doctor Zork.

You walk towards Grogman and stop next to him. He doesn't respond. You try to comfort him, but he doesn't seem to be listening.

Find Doctor Zork

You walk over to the elevator doors and knock them open. You hear a voice call out.

Who is it

A young woman wearing a lab coat answers the phone. She sounds very nervous, almost scared. She then hangs up the phone and starts to panic.

Ask who she is

She answers immediately. It's me! she exclaims.

Hello

Yes, it's me! It's Dr. Zork! What happened to you Where are you now

Ask Has your son, Gru, been born yet

She smiles nervously.

I don't know what you're talking about! My name is Lisa, not 'Lisa' as in the girl version of the word! I'm sorry, but I can't tell you anything right now! We have to go now! Goodbye, sir.

Impregnate Doctor Zork with Gru

She hangs up the phone and begins to sweat profusely. She then runs into her office and slams the door shut.

You sit down on one of the chairs near the elevator doors and begin to cry. Suddenly, you feel like crying even more, but you hold yourself together.

Go into Doctor Zork's office.

You enter the room and see a tall, balding man sitting behind his desk. His eyes are closed and he has an expression that seems to say I've lost control.

He notices you standing there. He opens his eyes and sees you.

Oh, hello,

Say 'You must be gru, pleasure to meet you'

Gru, it's nice to finally meet you.

Indeed, he says. How may I help you today

Well... I was looking for Doctor Zork...

Ah yes, the man who castrates men and impregnates women.