Dilly Loves Kitty (GAM396)

## Hosts

Noah Lugeons

Heath Enwright

Eli Bosnick

***Dilly Loves Kitty*** is the story of —I don't know. I have no idea. I watched it *twice*. I have no fucking idea. I don't know… the inevitable, slow march of death?

### **Opening Phrase**

Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, because otherwise y'all motherfuckers would *riot*.

### **How Bad Was It?**

Well, if you loved *Forrest Gump*, but you hated its delicate approach to illness, and the nuance of its characterization, you will *love* this movie.

### **Best Worst**

* Heath: …really angry old Christian lady, who wants to *fuuuuuck*.
* Noah: …plot backsies.
* Eli: …dancing.

### **Notes**

* Recorded live on 18 March 2023 in Seattle, WA at the Broadway Performance Hall from 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM PDT. It featured Eli in a leprechaun hat and a Borat bathing suit, carrying a bucket of potatoes.
* Before Show: "Hanging out with Heath and Eli before a show is always a surreal experience. Heath is currently checking Eli's navel depth with his finger." (2022-03-19, ~1633 PST).
* After Show: "First time a live show ended with me in the hospital. (I'm fine. Nothing serious.) You'll hear more details on Tuesday's GAM. Kinda gross pic. I don't recommend zooming in on it… I asked my doctor [how many Heath knuckles deep they are] and she just gave me a dirty look and sent in a social worker to see me. I feel like it's stupider than you think. No, tried to jump on stage, slipped and went down on the corner of it shins first. Luckily, I always have a first aid kit in my backpack, so I was able to disinfect and bandage it pretty much right away. I say pretty much because it took a half hour for me to realize it was serious. Five stitches later and I'm a bandage away from discharged. Got a pretty sweet pair of leg warmers out of the deal… This is BY FAR the best hospital experience I've ever had. It's been so quick and everyone's been so nice. Would injure myself here again." (Multiple Facebook Posts, 2022-03-19 ~0030 PST).

### **Jokes**

* [Heath:I wanted an honest answer there. It's like, " So I stalked you, like, a *bunch*. Almost gave up, God gave me a sign—no he didn't, I lied about it. Gaslit myself."] [Noah: I love—I… I don't know that religion has ever been described better than "I gaslit myself." That was—] [Heath: Right?] [Noah: That was really good. It was really good, right?] [Eli: Where's *that* t-shirt?] [Noah: Yeah. Right?]

### **Interstitials**

* Casting Grandma as the Love interest (13:30)
* Jesus' Mysterious Ways (41:45)
* Kitty's Been Dead for Twenty Years (1:07:40)
* Extended Outtakes (1:41:48) [Post Credits]

### **Tropes**

* Nothing Happens
* Problem of Evil
* This is YOUR Movie

### **Breakfast Club Close**

* Heath: I think it's time to euthanize God. He had a good run—it's time.
* Noah: Rex went on to still hate his family.
* Eli: Kitty's death discouraged Dilly's romantic advances way less than all of us would hope.

### **Links**

* Episode on Audioboom
* Episode on YouTube
* Episode on Patreon
* Film on YouTube
* IMDb

### **Ad Reads**

* Sparkle Donkey Tequila: Give it to a Child (3:18 & 1:46:25)
* Better Help: Eli Goes into the Audience (1:48:22)