Lsuptjin the Tbird

fuck this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#### *Pre-context*

On April 13th at 21:28 PM, Alois and Leo (default cos they're really going thru it at the moment) started going on about a Lupin the Third dating sim in which the player gets to romance Lupin and, well, get some. Alois, whose attention to complexity is commendable, suggested a cool prison break-out minigame and actual character development for the MC whose personality is more and more fleshed out as the game advances. Only, Leo wasn't all that into this complex stuff because let's face it, who the fuck wants a complex dating sim involving LUPIN of all characters. To quote them :

* "The only idea I have is the player bangs Lupin who cares about anything else GOD" (22:01)
* "and that player is ME" (22:03)
* "god's plan" (22:03)

The conversation degenerated into ideas for a dating sim in which Lupin tries to tell the player he loves them, but keeps getting distracted by random shit, including a wonderful advert featuring talking cows ad-libbed by Leo, prompting Al to ask if it was a real thing (it was not.)

With the plot in mind, it came into the spotlight that unfortunately, most of the online sprites for Lupin are ugly as hell (sorry babe). Alois like the wonderful friend that he is made an oath he'll probably come to regret at some point :

* "SEND PICS OF FUCKABLE LUPIN I WANT TO DRAW A LUPIN YOU WANT TO FUCK" (22:45)
* "I'LL DO IT" (22:45)

So Leo sent like 50 pictures. And thus the attempts began. These attempts would birth of specimen of concern...

#### *Lsuptjin the Tbird's Gallant Appearance*

If Leo hadn't fed up Alois really bad, they might never have had to face the abomination this article is named after. But NOOOOO they had to be annoying and tell Al that his first attempt looked like a Lupin they would conduct business with, but would not kiss (he DOES look like he has business cards okay but the lip curl is cute). This was at 0:00 AM exactly. By 0:14 AM Alois was done with this shit and started drawing Lupin without looking at the screen. The result was... well it was Lupin without looking at the screen. Unaware of the consequences, Leo lovingly nicknamed the poor thing Lsuptjin the Tbird (because he's deformed so, so is his name). Obviously the important questions rolled through :

* ALOIS : "Would you fuck him" (0:15)
* LEO : "No" (0:15)
* LEO : "I would break his jaw in a dark alley" (0:15)
* ALOIS : "WHY wouldn't you fuck Lsuptjin the Tbird" (0:15)

Thus he drew another, slightly more defined version, and Leo found themselves in hell.

### Characteristics

* He is very small "so he would probably not be very harmful" (0:25)
* He looks at people through their windows ("don't worry he looks at everyone the same way" - alois)
* He makes Leo's skin crawl Jesus Christ
* He is strong enough to survive being run over by a car ("I would run him over with my car"/"Do you really think he cares about your car")
* He cannot die
* Seriously what the FUCK is up with that. Why is he unkillable
* He likes to live near people so he usually stays on or under beds and sofas
* Otherwise he hangs out in people's closets. Or behind the windows. Again.
* According to Leo he looks like "the Arietty version of a New York bar sexual predator" (0:55)
* He is said to bring good luck and Lupins (yooooo)
* Apparently he's part of a cult ? Like at the heart of a cult ? Thankfully this was not developed.
* Leo fucking hates him