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Harry Smith's Christmas Tree Chaos

**Harry Smith's Christmas Tree Chaos** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in December 2015.

## Plot

The episode begins with Harry Smith and James Smith bursting into the house after yet another long hard day at school. They notice Grace Smith and Liam Smith have assembled the Christmas tree in the living room, and the two boys get to decorate it from top to bottom!

The pair begin with the lights, which are brightly coloured ones that follow frantic patterns, much to Harry's delight. After they are wrapped around the tree, Harry switches them into a fast 'chase' mode, however James changes them to 'Slo-Glo'. Harry growls, stomping hard enough to wake Dominic Bray from a nap. Grace then yells at him. Liam decides that Harry should decorate one side of the tree while James works on the other.

Harry chucks gold tinsel all over his side of the tree, but this is ruined by James arranging pink tinsel on some other branches facing the window! Luckily for Harry, Liam goes into the toilet upstairs to take a dump and the doorbell rings, distracting Grace. Harry yanks the pink tinsel off with rage, causing James to burst into tears. He also throws a few tacky fairy decorations his stinky nappy poo-poo baby brother hung up to the ground.

Surprisingly, James fights back by tossing a bauble at Harry. The pair start throwing decorations at each other! The box of festive weapons shortly empties with neither of them backing down, so Harry uses his trademark weapon...an enormous fart to make James fall to his knees and vomit.

Harry hogties James with the pink tinsel...he now has the entire tree all to himself! He gathers up the best gold and red decorations that survived the war, piling them all over the branches. Due to the tinsel being cheap, James breaks free quickly enough to hang a Christmas Fancy Hippo on the top of the tree, ruining Harry's handiwork. Harry lets out a roar of anger, spitting to knock the hippo down before tossing it in the burning stove. He places a Christmas Horrid Henty plush in its place, then he proudly takes a photo of his creation on his Eyephone.

Just as Grace returns, James squeals, trying to climb up the tree to remove the Horrid Henty plush. He ends up causing the entire tree to topple over, knocking Grace down with it! She is shocked yet furious; she bans James from TV for a week, also announcing she will be re-thinking his Christmas presents this year. He lets out a deafening wail that is even heard in Hungria while Harry bursts out laughing.
Harry Smith and the Coin Pusher

**Harry Smith and the Coin Pusher** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in November 2015.

## Plot

The episode opens with Harry Smith strolling to the Noiseworld Video Arcade with a pound coin he stole from James Smith's bedroom, ready for a one credit run on Zapper Rapper: Lord of the Universe. Much to his anger, two noobs are dumping loads of pound coins into the machine so they can play for a long time despite dying every minute, and a queue of five people has formed. As he wanders around to find something else to play, he notices sweets and Zapper Rapper figurines in one of the 2p coin pushers! He inserts his pound into a coin exchange machine, which spits out lots of 2p coins.

Harry is delighted to find a machine with a figure and two sweets lying right on the edge. He puts two coins in at once, though nothing happens. Dumping another ten through the slots finally causes everything inside to shift a little, however the situation is hopeless; a giant lollipop is causing the coins to pile on top of each other! He moves on to another section of the machine.

At first, all appears to be going well. A figurine is about to fall into his hands when he runs out of 2ps, so he decides to put some of the coins he won back into the machine. The figure suddenly slips backwards, falling down a hole at the side! Harry rages and kicks the machine. Three 2p coins drop out; he scoops them up, finding a third part of the machine with a figure near the edge.

Harry uses up all his 2ps, then he frantically presses the coin reject buttons on other games, getting 20p from the Flat of the Living 4 machine. He exchanges this for more 2p coins, which he ends up dropping. They roll out of the arcade and into the road - a double decker bus runs them over, though they are fortunately still intact. When the road becomes quiet, Harry gathers the coins and puts them in the coin pusher. Due to scratches from the bus they block both the slots up! He groans before getting another plan...

Harry hurries to Swotford's General Crap Store, distracts the lazy owners by shoving over a scratchcard stand and steals three cans of baked beans. He scoffs the lot on the way back to the arcade, stands next to the machine and lets out an enormous fart...it manages to shake the machine enough for an avalanche of coins and two figurines to fall out! He stuffs his booty into his hoodie pockets. The manager Steve Campbell hears the commotion and starts chasing him! He manages to escape by hiding in some bushes in the park.

Later, Harry returns home to inspect his prizes. He starts to pose one of the figurines, but the head falls off, causing him to realise they are bootlegs! He yells "NOOOOOOO!"
Harold Donald

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**Harold Donald** (born September 28th 2000) is a fifth year student who attends Colham High School as a member of the Inchloch house. He is known for his strong rivalry with Charles Hopkins, who was moved to Poopton just to stop the pair from fighting. He also refers to many popular films, music and video games as overrated, which many pupils find annoying; he has become very unpopular since he spoke about the Wee You and Chintendo Pitch in this way. He has also called the Virtual Girl overrated despite the fact that a lot of people hate it.

Harold has good maths skills, along with average intelligence and poor physical abilities. He sometimes causes disruption at school, and he was once suspended for peeing in the playground. He is also not considered very attractive by the girls in his class; he is placed at number 4 in the current Girls' Hot or Not? Scale. In addition to this he is occasionally humiliated in school due to a 2014 incident on Chocthorpe Pleasure Beach; he fell asleep on the sand and some mischievous boys laid a No Direction towel on him. Charles spotted this and took a photo of the scene which he then uploaded to Headbook.

## School exams

Harold is taking Mathematics, English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Physical Education, History, ICT and Spanish for his PQA school leavers' exams. He is predicted the following grades:

* Biology - D
* Chemistry - C
* English - D
* History - C
* ICT - C
* Mathematics - C
* Physical Education - D
* Physics - C
* Spanish - F

**Overall grade - D+**
Gemma Hillsbury

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**Gemma Hillsbury** (born April 3rd 1999) is a sixth year student who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Poopton house. She is deemed attractive by many boys, and is placed at number 1 in the current Boys' Scale of Hotties to Notties. She has so far dated two boys. Her brother is Martin Hillsbury, who she occasionally fights with. She has disliked him more since he gained a habit of stealing her underwear.

Her best friends are Anna Stewart, Isabelle Drakenberg and Gracie Moran. She is also friendly with Michelle Milton, Georgeta Drăgan, Amy Wilson and Emma Warren. She has hated Adolf Chernov since he vomited over her beloved GameSphere when he babysat her. Afterwards, she went out and bought a Wee, so that she could continue playing Hyper Mary Moonlight, Sky of the Arcade and Mary-Ware Macrogames. Gemma's maths skills and overall smartness are average, while her physical abilities have improved significantly. She is well behaved in school on the whole. She hopes to attend Genesiscide College after finishing school.

## Report card

* Behaviour - B
* Maths - C
* PE - B
* Smartness - C

**Overall grade - C+**
GameX Interactive

**GameX Interactive** is an American video game company founded in 1996. It is best known for the *Fighter's Fury* franchise.

Following the release of President of Earth 2 in 2006, the company went bankrupt. However, in 2013, the company has exited bankruptcy.

## Games developed

* *Fighter's Fury* (1997) - PS1, Saturn, N64, PC
* *Fighter's Fury GB* (1998) - GB, GBC
* *All-Star Dancing* (1998) - Arcade
* *Fighter's Fury 2* (1999) - PS1, Dreamcast, PC
* *Myth of Princess Elaine* (1999) - PS1
* *Fighter's Fury 3* (2000) - PS1, Dreamcast, PC
* *Myth of Princess Elaine: Key to Hell* (2000) - PS1, PS2 (2001)
* *President of Earth* (2001) - PC
* *Fighter's Fury 4* (2001) - PS2, GameCube
* *Fighter's Fury 5* (2002) - PS2, GameCube, Xbox
* *Fighter's Fury 6* (2003) - PS2, GameCube, Xbox
* *Myth of Princess Elaine: A Lost Kingdom* (2003) - PS2, GameCube
* *Fighter's Fury Advance* (2004) - GBA
* *Fighter's Fury 1-6* (2005) - PS2, GameCube, Xbox
* *President of Earth 2* (2006) - PC
* *Fighter's Fury VS Earth* (2014)
* *The Bully: The Shooting* (2015)
* *The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists* (2015)
* *Fighter's Fury 7* (2015)

### Upcoming games

* *The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists - Director's Cut* (2016)
* *The Bully RPG 2* (2017)﻿
Laststead

**Laststead** is an area in the town of Genesiscide in County Genesiscide, Pedia.

Mostly situated in a large council estate, the area is known for being slightly chavvy and dilapidated, in addition to the population's IQ being below the Pedian average. Laststead was also criticised for having too many public portaloos that were falling apart and never cleaned, though the issue has been resolved since a public toilet block was built there in June 2017. Laststead's most popular attraction is the Lastsite Art Gallery, which houses abstract modern pieces of art and is located on the former site of Genesiscide Bus Station.

School pupils in Laststead typically attend either Laststead Primary School or Genesiscide Primary School before moving on to Genesiscide High School.

## Points of interest

### Other

* Lastsite Art Gallery
* Genesiscide Foster Care Home
* Laststead Recreation Ground
Fluffster Becomes Senile

**Fluffster Becomes Senile** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in October 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith is woken up at 6am on a Saturday morning, due to James Smith wailing like a baby. He goes downstairs to investigate, and finds that he is wailing due to his disgust over a poop on the floor. James and Grace Smith blame it on Harry; the latter goes upstairs and takes away his Wee You. Harry goes mad, saying it wasn't him and that he wouldn't do such a stupid thing.

Liam Smith, who is also raging, takes Harry out to the RustBucket 2000 to breathe in the car's fumes. He vomits all over the car, saying that maybe Fluffster pooped on the floor. Liam agrees with this idea, so they go back in and tell Grace and James. They believe them, so Harry goes up to his room.

When Harry is in his room, he catches Fluffster doing a poop on his Eyephone that was lying on his bed. He shouts Grace up to witness this; when she arrives, Fluffster runs out of Harry's room. Grace goes to the toilet and vomits in disgust. When no one is looking, Harry cleans his Eyephone and flings the poop into Mae MacDonald's garden.

It is now 10pm. Fluffster is lying on the toilet mat rather than on the living room couch. Liam is confused about this, so he lifts her up and walks to the living room. However, she bites him on the arm, causing him to scream.

At 2am, Harry is woken up due to Fluffster meowing in his face. He tries to fake being asleep and to merely ignore her, however she attempts to bite him. He pushes her off his bed, so she pees on his floor in rage. He then screams with rage, waking Grace and Liam up. They arrive into his bedroom; Fluffster then bites Grace's leg. Afterwards, Liam locks Fluffster in the toilet.

That morning, Grace goes into the toilet to see how Fluffster is getting on, only to find that the entire toilet is covered with poop and pee. She vomits once again with the bad smell. Liam then phones up Colham Pet Service for them to look after Fluffster. They tell him that she is senile, and will be there for at least a month. James bursts his nappy and subsequently bursts into tears.
Harry Smith and the Solar Eclipse

**Harry Smith and the Solar Eclipse** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in March 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith wakes up on a Friday morning. James Smith randomly comes in and informs him that at 9:45am, there will be a full solar eclipse. He then gets excited, believing James about the solar eclipse, so he quickly gets changed and walks up to the high school.

The first lesson of the day is Woodwork. During the lesson, Catriona McMillan informs people that they will be given a demerit if they go to the window and look out for the solar eclipse. Everyone in the class disobeys her, running to the windows. Harry and David jump out of the window and escape. They then spot Morten Larsen hiding behind a bush with his fishing rod. Morten tells them that Colham College is closed for the day. Harry tells him that their teacher wouldn't let them see the solar eclipse, so he decides to fish her out of the window. Harry and David then give him a bar of chocolate in return.

The fishing rod instead grabs Joshua Turner by the mouth, pulling him out of the window. He tries to beat Morten up, so David blindfolds Joshua and walks with him to the car park. He then removes the blindfold while Joshua's eyes are pointed at the eclipse, causing Joshua to become fully blind. David runs away laughing, telling Harry and Morten about his trick. Catriona jumps out the window whilst the gang run for their lives. She goes over to Joshua, who tells her that David blinded him. Catriona walks back with him.

Five minutes later, the gang reach Lolagia. The road through Lolagia is pitch black. A furry hand then taps Harry on the back. He turns round, with him thinking that a large monster has tapped them, so they run for their lives whilst being chased. They eventually return to Colham. Catriona spots them, and instantly throws three boomerangs at them. One of them hits Morten on the head, so he runs away with the 'monster' in the background. Harry and David then run back to the school and do explosive farts at the teacher, who gives them referrals for escaping. She then sends them home.

Liam Smith then unusually arrives in his RustBucket 2000. Harry asks him why he is picking up. He then gets a response of "You'll see...". Four minutes later, they arrive at a field near the village of Hellton. Liam tells him to get out of the car and run over to the tree on his right. He gets out of the car and runs to the tree, confused. Liam then drives away without him. In front of him, he notices a small bit of paper. He picks the bit of paper up and reads it. It says "Dear Harry, or should I say, the stupid idiot with no feelings? It's me, Pamela Milne. I was the one who dressed as a monster. I was hired to by County Genesiscide council to do this. I was also hired to get you abandoned in the countryside. You will most likely get picked up in three days time. If you don't then I don't care, as you are a complete waste of time. Signed, the love of your life, Pamela".

The episode ends with Harry walking around the countryside holding a shamshir.
Gobble N' Fart

**Gobble N' Fart** was a fast-food restaurant situated on the outskirts of Swotford. It was Harry Smith's favourite place to eat; he often secretly went there after school to wolf down one of their huge burgers, which are almost as unhealthy as food served by MacRonalds. One of the restaurant's most famous burgers was the Big Beef Burgernator; its recipe was later sold to its former competitor restaurant Whoopie-Whoppie. Grace Smith and Liam Smith never took Harry there due to their fears of the chemicals they put in the food, and often said that they wouldn't eat there if it was the only restaurant on Volcanus; Liam unsuccessfully petitioned to get it closed down in 2012. Alongside Harry, other regular customers included David Marshall, Caleb McKinnon, Gary Wheaton, Jason Van Dyke and Finola Finnegan. In Harry Smith Tidies Up, Gobble N' Fart was converted into a Veggies for Vegans restaurant, causing Harry to go into an extreme rage. It is rumoured the owners of Gobble N' Fart are now dead.

Because the food induced a lot of farting, Gobble N' Fart frequently received complaints about disgusting smells made by the customers. The restaurant additionally became notorious for using frozen toilet water as ice for drinks, strange objects such as plasters occasionally finding their way into the food, and hiring staff who spat in the burgers they gave to customers they disliked. Its Scorez On Da Doorz hygiene ratings were often poor due to this. Gobble N' Fart also had a popular drive-through service, unsurprisingly used more often by fat scooters than cars.

Gobble N' Fart faced competition with Whoopie-Whoppie which opened in Kilallt in June 2015. Harry loves this restaurant too although he preferred Gobble N' Fart. Some staff also transferred to that restaurant.

## Video game appearances

Gobble N' Fart appears in The Bully RPG: Attack of the Conformists. It can be accessed in present day Volcanus, allowing The Black Foot Gang to buy the restaurant's signature burgers which raise health and mana to the maximum level when consumed by them. If the Nordics approach the restaurant, all the customers do a big fart at once, with the smell causing them to vomit and run away.
Harry Smith's Religion

**Harry Smith's Religion** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in December 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith has been planning on making his own religion for months. He finally gets to work on it. He starts off by looking at religions such as Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and Shoitanoism (a native Sinco religion) on Lohipedia. He then comes up with many ideas, such as him being the god of his religion, his house being a holy place, and all followers must see him as the greatest person ever. He then titles his religion "Harrysmithism".

He then goes onto The Black Foot Gang group chat and tells the gang about his new religion. All of them agree to be his first followers and he does a big laugh. Afterwards, he starts work on writing the prayer and the Harrysmithism Holy Bible.

That evening, David Marshall comes round to help him with writing the bible. They make up a story about an Athenian getting beat up by an obese boy on a mobility scooter. After both of them are struggling, Zoe Kennedy comes along to help. She adds on a part about conformists being hung, drawn and quartered by Harry.

The next day, Harry starts advertising his religion around Colham, however no one becomes followers. Bobby Cross also oversees their advertising, describing their religion as a "pathetic joke". Mitchell beats him up.

After failing to get any locals to follow Harrysmithism, he goes onto forums.the-big-religion.com and makes a thread about his new religion. Many people say stuff like "this is terrible. get some help.", so he starts insulting them, until the thread gets closed by an admin, who bans him.

Harry notices a car with The Murderers logo on it. He gets excited; the driver parks the car. He then goes up to the people, only to find it *is* The Murderers! He tells them about the religion. They think it seems cool, so they become followers. Harry is so happy he cries. Meanwhile, they come with him and his gang to his house.
The post-credits scene shows The Black Foot Gang and The Murderers praying to Harry in his house.
Harry Smith Goes to the Movies

**Harry Smith Goes to the Movies** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in March 2015.

## Synopsis

Harry is forced to sit through the latest Fancy Hippos movie! How will he escape from one and a half hours of mushy drippy torture?

## Plot

Harry Smith wakes up on Sunday morning and heads downstairs to watch Zapper Rapper. He manages to get to the TV before James Smith, who wants to watch Fancy Hippos. They fight over the TV remote which results in the remote breaking in two and the batteries flying across the room and smashing a vase. Grace Smith scolds Harry and tells him that he is banned from TV for a week.

Grace then receives a phone call from their cousin Paul Smith's girlfriend Polly Bernard. She says that she is going to take James to Dundundun Golden Phoenix Cinema to see the new Fancy Hippos movie Fancy Hippos: Fancy on Holiday. Grace then tells her that Harry would like to go as well. James gets so excited that he falls backwards in his seat and bursts his nappy while Harry screams "WHYYYYY?!"

Later that day, Liam Smith struggles to get Harry into the RustBucket 2000 while James constantly worries about missing the film. After about 10 minutes he finally gets Harry in the car and Liam drives off to the cinema at 120 mph. They eventually get pulled over by a police car and get fined for breaking the speed limit. This makes them even more delayed.

After the chaos they finally arrive at the cinema. Liam drives off and Harry and James meet up with Paul and Polly in the foyer. They also bring their baby Vera Bernard-Smith.

While they wait in the queue, James get so worried about missing the film that he bursts into tears. Harry lies to go to the toilet to take up even more time. He sees Alan Ross and Jordan Sanderson standing at the urinals. Alan tells him that the Horrid Henty movie Horrid Henty: All at Sea has just come out in 3D. Harry then gets excited, but says that he has been forced to see Fancy Hippos: Fancy on Holiday. The two start laughing at him while he walks out of the toilets, giving them the middle finger.

Harry reunites with the group and says that he wants to see the Horrid Henty movie instead. Paul wants to see it as well, but Polly refuses and buys five tickets for Fancy Hippos. When they enter the screen and find their seats, Harry and Paul leave, rip up their tickets and drop the tiny pieces in the fish tank by the foyer. They then buy two brand new tickets for Horrid Henty: All at Sea. They sneak into the screen and enjoy the movie.

Meanwhile, during Fancy Hippos: Fancy on Holiday, James enjoys the film so much that he stands on his seat and starts dancing. Vera messes her nappy and causes a smell so bad that everyone evacuates the cinema.

## Characters

* Harry Smith
* James Smith
* Grace Smith
* Liam Smith
* Paul Smith
* Polly Bernard
* Vera Bernard-Smith
* Alan Ross
* Jordan Sanderson
* Caleb McKinnon (cameo in foyer)
* Christine Peel (cameo in foyer)

## Music

* F-Zero - Death Wind (plays when Liam speeds to the cinema in the RustBucket 2000)
George Peterson

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**George Peterson** (born February 28th 1988) is the teacher of Class 5I at Peeside High School. He is notorious for being strict with scheduling things and getting mad when people don't complete their assignments on time. He is particularly good at teaching maths, and his way of managing the class appears effective as his pupils are overall some of the best behaved in their year. His favourite pupil is Gracie Moran who got all As on her last three report cards. In contrast he is slowly but surely losing patience with Tracy Smith, the worst behaved pupil in the class. When she misbehaves, he often mutters "Not this crap again..." under his breath before shouting at her.

Some of the naughtier pupils deliberately wind George up by handing in their homework late. He is additionally known to be very intolerant of people farting in class; David Marshall often dares Harry Smith to fart at him at break times. He got on rather well with 4P's former teacher Larry Burton, but often argued with Samuel Davidson over the latter's mean ways. He gets on with 5P's teacher David Whitelock.

In April 2017 he became viral on the internet after Tomoko Kobayashi anonymously uploaded a video of him shouting "MISTAH PEETAHSON!" to 4sama. Upon finding this out, he became very embarrassed and took a week off teaching, as he did not want to hear students impersonating him. Tomoko has not been caught as of yet.

## Appearances

### Season 2

* Harry Smith's Fun Run (appears but has no lines)

### Season 4

* Harry Smith and the School Uniform
* Harry Smith's Heist (appears but has no lines)

### Season 5

* Harry Smith in Sincostan: Part I
* Harry Smith in Sincostan: Part II
* Harry Smith in Sincostan: Part III
* Harry Smith's Sports Day

### Season 6

* Harry Smith and the Ice Cream Dream (appears in a dream Harry Smith has)

### Season 11

* Harry Smith Visits Genesiscide Special Needs School

### Season 15

* Harry Smith and the Disastrous Biology Lesson
Harry Smith's First Day in Jail

**Harry Smith's First Day in Jail** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in April 2015.

## Plot

A day after the court trial and arrest, Harry Smith wakes up early at exactly 6:00am. He feels bored to death, as he finds it hard to live without his Eyephone, Zapper Rapper, Horrid Henty and fun in general. David Marshall and Zoe Kennedy, who are locked in cells next to him, wake up due to a loud fart that he does. Other prisoners also wake up.

At 7:30am, PC Chernov shouts everyone into the food room to have breakfast. When Harry, David and Zoe go in, they are disgusted when they see that they will be having porridge for breakfast. They tell the police that they are allergic to oats, however the police are not fooled and force them to eat it. The police seat each person, deliberately seating the three of them away from each other. When the coast is clear, Harry tips his bowl of porridge under the table. The porridge hits Kenny Struthers' legs, a man who was jailed for stealing goods from Morepets. He then tells the police on him. Harry is forced to go back to his jail cell.

Harry sits on his bed and thinks. He knows that the police will just let him, David and Zoe go early. He goes into his bed and takes a nap until 11:30am.

When he wakes up, he sits on his bed again, thinking about his actions two days ago. He now regrets joining the chav gang with David and Zoe. Finally, it is lunchtime. The police shout everyone out of their jail cells. Whilst everyone else goes for lunch, the police send Harry, David and Zoe outside to tell them that their parents will be coming to pick them up. They also say that if they do such an act again, they *will* be arrested for a month. They also tell them that the chavs are getting arrested for a month, as they had committed other crimes before they arrived.

Liam Smith arrives in the RustBucket 2000. Harry excitedly jumps into the car. Liam also tells him not to do such an act ever again. Eventually, they arrive back in Colham. Harry is sent to his room, which he has no problem with. After all, that's where all of his stuff is!

The next day, Harry finds out that the chavs have actually been murdered.
Harry Smith's Diarrhoea Surfing

**Harry Smith's Diarrhoea Surfing** is a mini episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in November 2015. It is the final episode of Season 9.

## Plot

Harry Smith is feeling bored of life for the millionth time. He decides to fill up an empty, abandoned pool with diarrhoea from the RustBucket 2000 and a nearby RustTrucket 2000. This takes him five minutes; he is exhausted after doing this, and is covering his nose.

David Marshall comes along with a surfboard out of the blue. He says that he was going to surf on a river but after seeing his pool of diarrhoea he has decided to surf with him there. Harry laughs, then the two surf together. Strong winds nearly push them in, but luckily angels grab them. The diarrhoea then oddly rises up to the sky.

Harry wakes up and finds it was a dream. He is shocked he had such a strange dream.

## Trivia

* This has been dubbed by fans as the worst mini episode, and one of the worst episodes in general.
	+ In August 2016, Peter Donald confirmed the mini episode was rushed.
Harry Smith: Easter Egg Thief

**Harry Smith: Easter Egg Thief** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in April 2015.

## Synopsis

Harry is on a mission to steal as many Easter eggs as he can!

## Plot

The episode begins with Harry Smith on the bus to Dunian to start stealing Easter eggs. His plan is to go to Dunian, collect some eggs and then flee to Hungria, Kilallt, Colham, Swotford and Lolagia.

Harry soon arrives at Dunian. He goes into a shop and buys a fishing rod. When he gets the fishing rod, he checks if anyone's windows are open. Luckily, due to the unseasonably hot temperature, many windows are open.

Harry finds Pamela Milne's house with a window open. He reels the fishing rod into the window and successfully grabs a Dadisburied egg. He puts the easter egg into his bag and runs. Then he finds Nick Jones' house with a window open, so he reels the rod into his window and finds himself with a Messley egg. Eventually, he has 10 eggs from Dunian, so he flees to the small village of Hungria.

When he arrives, he sees Natalie Skelly's house with a window open. Behind a bush, he reels the rod into the window and hooks onto a Marcus Dispenser egg. However, the egg falls off the hook! He quickly grabs it and runs. He looks back and sees Natalie chasing him, so he flees to Kilallt.

By the time he reaches Kilallt, Natalie runs away when she remembers that Natasha Sagdiyev and Freya Clifton were coming to her house for Easter. Harry is delighted about this, so he fishes out Natasha and Freya's eggs. However, Morten Larsen arrives. He tells him that they will have a competition to see who can get the most eggs. So far, Harry has 16 eggs whilst Morten has 58 eggs. Morten deems Harry's number of eggs as "pathetic".

The competition starts with Morten pushing Harry into a bog. He is now covered in mud along with 'his' eggs, making them inedible. To get his revenge on Morten, he throws the dirty eggs along with bits of mud at him. Morten then does a big fart at him. Next minute, Ärnesti Jukanpoika randomly jumps out of his window and chases Harry and Morten back to Colham. Ärnesti then takes back the egg that Morten stole from him.

When Harry gets home, Grace Smith tells him that he is grounded again.
Harry Smith Tricks the Tooth Fairy

**Harry Smith Tricks the Tooth Fairy** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in September 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith comes back from Colham High School, feeling tired. He lies down and enters a long flashback to 2010.

Everyone in Harry's class at Colham Primary School has received money from the tooth fairy at least once - that is except Harry himself. Just that day, James Smith loses a tooth. In response, Harry tries to make himself lose a tooth by eating many Edinburgh rocks. Harry's 'hard work' comes to a waste when his teeth stay in the same place; he ends up with stomach cramps and groans.

Later, he gets a 'brilliant' idea. He decides to trick the tooth fairy. So on that night, Harry silently creeps into James' room and steals one of his pound coins, farting as he does so. He bumps into Grace Smith who heard him fart and manages to escape.

The next morning, Harry doesn't find a coin from the tooth fairy, however James does. Harry asks his mother how the tooth fairy knows whose bed to put money in and she says that she finds out how well behaved he is. Harry realises would never be able to put up with James' goody-goody acts for even one day, so he gets another plan - he paints one of his teeth black so that the tooth fairy thinks he lost a tooth.

The next morning, Harry receives a fake 50p coin and a letter from the tooth fairy, mocking him for his trick. He is so mad over this he kicks a football across his bedroom, breaking a door off his wardrobe. Grace calls him down and scolds him for eating all the Edinburgh rocks and tells him to eat jelly instead. Harry takes a jelly and licks it. To his horror, the 'jelly' is actually made from jellyfish! He screams. Grace then reveals there is no tooth fairy; mothers are actually the ones who act as them.

Harry wakes up, wishing he had better luck with his trick.

## Characters

* Harry Smith
* James Smith
* Grace Smith
* Mae MacDonald (seen showing off her missing tooth)
* Keevie Williamson (seen showing off his missing tooth)
* Cameron Cleary (seen showing off his missing tooth)

## Music

* Lilelk - Toothfairy Memories (plays when Harry is at Colham Primary School)
Happy Birthday, Zoe Kennedy!

**Happy Birthday, Zoe Kennedy!** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in November 2015.

## Plot

Zoe Kennedy wakes up on the morning of her birthday. She receives a text from her boyfriend Harry Smith saying "Happy birthday babe ly xxx". She thanks him as her parents (Erin Kennedy and John Kennedy) go into her bedroom with presents such as perfume, shorts, leggings and sweets.

A few minutes later, she watches the latest Horrid Henty episode Horrid Hentymunch on her Eyephone. Afterwards, Harry calls her to say "happy birthday". They get into a conversation about stuff and they decide to go on a date at 11am. Zoe chooses to go to Ristorante di Dundundun, causing Harry to get a flashback to the disastrous date. He gets over it quickly.

It is now 11am. Harry comes along with some birthday presents for Zoe at the bus stop. She is pleased with some A-Tractor Perfume and a Zapper Rapper boxset he gives her. They get on the bus and sit together; Zoe rests her legs on Harry, whose face goes red when he spots David Marshall crossing the road from the bus' window.

At 11:15am, they finally arrive at Dundundun. The two cross the road over to the restaurant, holding hands. They enter the restaurant and sit down. Unluckily, Harry urgently needs the toilet; he walks away from the table and Zoe waves to him. As Harry enters the toilet, he goes into a cubicle; a nerd is seen going into the one next to his. Harry sits down daydreaming of Zoe. However, this is disrupted as the nerd is heard saying "Come here often?". He runs out.

By the time he comes out, the starters and drinks have arrived. Just as Harry and Zoe are about to relax with a jazzy tune playing in the background, a window smash can be heard. Harry looks behind, only to find Ärnesti Jukanpoika, Maarjo Mägi, Coran Hewitt and Larry Burton, who have all escaped from Dundundun Prison, with weapons! Everyone flees; some (including Harry and Zoe) are brave enough to throw their sharpest objects at them.

The streets of Dundundun suddenly become chaotic as a riot surfaces. Larry then goes up to the scared restaraunt owner, telling him to pick an option; either to let him blow the restaurant up or he gets stabbed to death. The owner picks the former option and flees. Harry and Zoe then send out texts to The Black Foot Gang and The Hovedpersons for urgent help.

After ten minutes, all of them turn up except for Edvard Andersson due to Morten Larsen and Jonas Andersson forcing him to stay home. The Hovedpersons attack the Finno-Ugrics while The Black Foot Gang attack others. Morten is then considered a hero when he punches Ärnesti on the neck, and when Patrick McCrae drops his turntables on Larry's stomach. Maarjo and Coran also get beaten up by Bjørn Henriksen and Dylan Cook respectively.

The police arrive and try to arrest the Finno-Ugrics, Coran, Larry and other rioters, however there is a manhunt as some of them have escaped! The two gangs quickly get on the bus to get home; most of them are in tears.

## Music

* Sony Xperia - Opal (plays when Harry and Zoe meet up)
* To Love-Ru - Semaru Kiki (plays when Larry threatens the restaurant owner)
Hamish Morley

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**Hamish Morley** (born October 8th 1999) is a sixth year student who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Poopton house. He is notorious for his love of reggae music. He is smart, very well behaved and excels in maths, however his physical abilities are poor; he is the biggest PE hater in his class. He is additionally considered very unattractive as he is ranked at the bottom spot (number 11) in the Girls' Scale of Hotties to Notties. This does not bother him, as he doesn't appear to care very much about his physical attractiveness.

## Report card

* Behaviour - A
* Maths - A
* PE - D
* Smartness - B

**Overall grade - B**
Harry Smith's Snowball Fight

**Harry Smith's Snowball Fight** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in December 2015.

## Synopsis

Harry drives the entire town of Colham into all-out snowball warfare!

## Plot

After finishing school for the Christmas holidays, Harry Smith is delighted to see deep snow outside. He decides to build a snowman who would look like he is about to poop, inspired by the Kongdong statue. He starts rolling up massive balls of snow.

As Harry is about to assemble the snowman, a snowball hits the back of his head. He turns round, only to see Mae MacDonald laughing. He throws a snowball back, and it hits her in the face. They subsequently start chucking snowballs at each other. Afterwards, David Marshall and Louisa McIntyre come along to assist Harry and Mae respectively.

The fight starts becoming enjoyable, so eventually both The Black Foot Gang and The Confidential Cuties Club are fighting each other. Jamie Wallace tells The Black Foot Gang members in secret to make snowballs with rocks inside. They start chucking them; one of them knocks Mae out. Not long later, another snowball hits the back of Harry's head...

Zoe Kennedy notices the whole of Colham is involved in a snowball fight! They take it to the streets, some of which are closed due to the amount of people on road. Suddenly, Zoe's cousin Rhudi Trotter comes along with a gun that fires snowballs when snow is placed into it. He allies up with The Black Foot Gang as they attack local teachers. Catriona McMillan falls down and is rushed to Genesiscide Hospital.

The Hovedpersons eventually arrive, allying up with The Black Foot Gang. They help in knocking down random pensioners and chavs. As Rhudi is about to blast a snowball into Steve Campbell's face, Morten Larsen, who has just recovered from his broken leg, notices Ärnesti Jukanpoika carrying Edvard Andersson. He lets out a huge roar and shoves a snowball with a rock inside into his face. He and Annabella Nylund then hug Edvard, who is crying.

The cowardly Ärnesti starts running for his life. As Maarjo Mägi is about to high five him, *everyone* gets together and throws as many snowballs as possible at the duo. They fall down onto the road. PC Lloyd then arrives and arrests the two, as they escaped from jail. Genesiscide College then make the decision to expel them. Everyone cheers.

## Music

* Silent Scope 2: Dark Silhouette - Snow Chase (plays when Morten runs to attack Ärnesti)

## Trivia

* Scenes from this episode appear in a series of flashbacks Morten has in the episode Morten Larsen's Fury.
Harry Smith's Waifu

**Harry Smith's Waifu** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in February 2016.

## Plot

Harry Smith is on his laptop, feeling insanely bored. He decides he will watch an anime; he finds I-Rove-Lu!. He watches Episode 1. At first, it shows a girl named Moma Delville sitting on a boy named Rieto Puuki while he is in bed. His sister Miki Puuki then comes in to see what's going on; he faints due to her cuteness. He then thinks to himself "*How* is that level of cuteness possible?", before shouting "I'll make her my waifu!".

That night, he goes into a dream, featuring him walking up to Colham High School as usual. Afterwards, Miki runs into him, says "Harry-chan!", pushes him over and cuddles into him on the ground. Harry cries of happiness and shouts "Mai waifu!". He then tells her she should join 4F; she goes along with this decision.

Harry and Miki arrive to class rather early. Harry orders her to sit next to him; she does do, also resting her legs on him. Afterwards, everyone in the class, including Catriona McMillan crowd round his table. At this point, Harry exclaims "Oyoy, calm down, all. *She's mine.* Be jealous!". Catriona then tells Harry to get her out of the classroom. Harry refuses and throws a chair at Catriona. All of a sudden, everyone but Harry and Miki run out of the classroom. The pair then stand up and hug.

All of a sudden, Harry wakes up, wishing she was real. He then proceeds to watch more episodes of I-Rove-Lu!; love hearts then appear in his eyes. He then starts drawing pictures of her holding hands with Harry.

Later on, Harry is shown to regret having a waifu. He now sees it as lifeless, and decides that he should just get a real girlfriend. He then bursts into tears over the fact he is single.
Harry Smith Goes to Germany

**Harry Smith Goes to Germany** is an episode of The Bully TV series that was first aired in September 2015.

## Plot

Harry Smith is forced to wake up at 6:00am. Grace Smith tells him that after winning a competition, the family are going on a trip to some headquarters in Germany, so then Liam Smith gets everyone into the RustBucket 2000 and drives to the Dundundun Dimension Warp in Dundundun, which is where the parallel universe can be accessed.

James Smith and his parents jump down the portal for Berlin; however, Harry makes excuses that he has to do a special exam at school, so then Natasha Sagdiyev, who is going to Russia, randomly pushes him in, causing him to scream with shock.

The next day, he wakes up in the Berlin Dimension Warp. The family then get a bus to the BMW headquarters in Munich, and enter. James comments on how cool the tower is; Harry steals a BMW car and drives it around Munich, and gets arrested for doing that. However, he manages to escape jail and then replaces himself with a dummy. He is then caught climbing the tower, so he disguises himself as a worker.

Liam gets everyone ready for a train journey to the Mercedes-Benz headquarters in Stuttgart. They all get on the train. Harry blasts "Gamia 2008" by Euphoria Equals DJ on the train. Everyone complains, so he gets kicked off the train and is forced to walk to Stuttgart.

Harry gets on a taxi to a McDonald's in Stuttgart. He goes in the McDonald's, eats lots of food and lets out huge farts; however, he is caught by Grace who forces him to go into the Mercedes-Benz headquarters.

Liam has a long talk to Dieter Zetsche about Mercedes-Benz cars. Even Grace gets bored waiting, so they get the train to Berlin to warp back to Pedia. Liam panics when he sees everyone else gone, so then he jumps in the portal and returns in Dundundun.

The family drive home. When they get home, Harry's parents shout at him for his rudeness and immaturity. He is subsequently grounded for a month.
Girls' Hot or Not? Scale

The **Girls' Hot or Not? Scale** is a scale that ranks the boys in 5I at Peeside High School in order of attractiveness. It was made by all the girls in the class together after they heard about the Boys' Hot or Not? Scale. Note that this has nothing to do with personality.

The scale was revised to remove Keevie Williamson following his expulsion from the school in July 2017.

## Scale

### Original scale

1. Keevie Williamson (expelled)
2. David Blackburn
3. Jamie Moran
4. Michael Sinclair
5. Harold Donald
6. Robbie Stevenson
7. Elshan Ghaznavi

### Current scale

1. David Blackburn - hot
2. Jamie Moran - attractive
3. Michael Sinclair - average
4. Harold Donald - fairly ugly
5. Robbie Stevenson - fairly ugly
6. Elshan Ghaznavi - ugly

## See also

* Girls Popularity Scale, 5F's equivalent scale
* Girls' Cute-o-Meter, 5P's equivalent scale
* Cute to Ugly Spectrum, 6F's equivalent scale
* Girls' Hot? Average? Ugly? Scale, 6I's equivalent scale
* Girls' Scale of Hotties to Notties, 6P's equivalent scale
Harry Smith Builds a House

**Harry Smith Builds a House** is an episode of The Bully TV series, first aired in May 2016.

## Plot

Harry Smith is in bed on a Saturday morning. He is thinking to himself about The Black Foot Gang's fort being terrible, especially since a chav tossed a brick at the glass door. He comes up with an idea: build a house that the gang will move into. He then goes on his Eyephone and orders materials which will arrive near the Colham Moors, where the house will be built. Afterwards, he phones up David Marshall and tells him about his new idea; he is impressed and shouts "EPIC!".

The episodes cuts to James Smith wailing in his room about being suspended due to an earlier incident. Harry overhears him and tells him to shut up. He then walks in and tells him he must help build the house for The Black Foot Gang, ending his request by calling him a rebel. James wails "DON'T CALL ME THAT! I'LL HELP BUILD YOUR HOUSE!".

Later on, Harry orders James to start laying some bricks. He gives him a map of what the house will look like: it will have a corridor, a kitchen, a large bedroom and an en suite. Harry then goes onto The Black Foot Gang group chat on his Eyephone and tells all of them to come along and help, while he tells James to go home.

When they all arrive, he orders David to add the windows, Alan Ross to add the floor, Jamie Wallace to add the doors, Mitchell Washington to add the furniture and Gabriella Atkinson to paint the walls. They all get on with the job for the next few days.

After a few days, they have finally finished building the house. While Alan, Mitchell and Gabriella decide to go home, the more tired Harry, David and Jamie decide to stay in the house overnight. The three get into their beds and they all go straight to sleep.

The next day, the three wake up; Harry says "Morning guys!". As Jamie is about to tell the others about a crazy dream he had of being abducted by Athenians, he is interrupted by someone entering their bedroom: the angry farmer Harvey Cotter from Scowlers Farm! David tells the intruder to get out, so Harvey shouts "*YOU'RE* THE INTRUDERS! This is *my* land that you've built on!". The three boys escape the house.

Harvey stomps in rage, getting mud all over the floor. A few cracks then start to appear on the ceiling. David proceeds to do a gigantic fart at him; this causes the poorly constructed house to collapse and crush Harvey to death! Harry then says "Well, that's what he gets for breaking into someone's house!". Jamie says building a house obviously wasn't a good idea after all.

The post credits scene shows a County Genesiscide Council worker forcing the three boys to clean up the mess.

## Music

* UFO Kamen Yakisoban - Construction Site (plays when The Black Foot Gang are building the house)
* Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (DS) - Jingle ~ It Can't End Here (plays when The Black Foot Gang go to bed)