Khonjin Takes A Break

## Season Chronology

***Khonjin Takes A Break***, previously known as ***Khonjin House Jazz*** or ***Khonjin***, is a spinoff of Khonjin House, originally being uploaded to the Khonjin YouTube Channel from March 8, 2017 to October 12, 2017.

It consists of 8 episodes.

## History

The first episode of this series premiered March 8, 2017, after Episode 50 and before Episode 51 of *Khonjin House*. At this time the series was named *Khonjin*. Connor would release eight episodes before returning to *Khonjin House* with a proper Season 6. After this series concluded, Connor edited the episodes together into a super-cut and released it under the title "*Khonjin House Jazz*", later renaming it to "*Khonjin Takes A Break*."

Interestingly, Connor said the original name of the series, *Khonjin*, had a reasoning behind it; he said "there is something he no longer houses." However this may no longer be canon.

As a result of The Purge in late September 2018, some of the episodes replaced older episodes from Season 5. Episodes 1 and 2 became *Khonjin House* Episode 47, Episode 3 became *Khonjin House* Episode 48, Episode 4 became *Khonjin House* Episode 49, and Episode 5 became *Khonjin House* Episode 50. Episodes 6, 7, and 8 of this series were not reuploaded.

## Episodes

### **Episode 1: Return**

The first episode of Khonjin started off with a calm, and very short intro. It showed Khonjin on a bench, presumably in a park. It only lasted a few seconds, before it cut to the episode. It then showed Khonjin, laying on a beach-chair. His sleeves are rolled up to his shoulders, and his pants were rolled up to his knees. He was also wearing sandals, and sunglasses. Next to him was a shell.

Khonjin then gets a call from Gino, Khonjin picking up the *shell-phone.*(Get it?) Gino's message for Khonjin was cutoff by Khonjin throwing the shell-phone thinking it was telemarketer. Only a quick moment after him doing so, he sees something that is not shown on the screen. His sunglasses move down his face a little bit. It then cuts to him at Fratelli's Pizza, with a sunburn on his face and ears, except for the area where his eyes are and forehead. After a couple seconds of elaborating, Khonjin gives Gino a picture of a crab. Gino then orders Khonjin to get the crab and bring it back to him. And then the episode ends.

### **Episode 2: CrabCrab**

Khonjin calls Gino (Commander Crumblicker) and starts Operation CrabCrab. Gino offers his best advice about CrabCrab but Khonjin throws the shell phone thinking it was another telemarketer just like the previous episode. Khonjin finds CrabCrab and starts chasing them. Khonjin is stopped by the shell phone twice and trips once, so he calls Gino and says "you didn't tell me CrabCrab was a crab." To this, Gino replies with a sign that says "fuck you."

Khonjin captures CrabCrab with a psychic net. He stuffs the crab into a suitcase, and goes to the airport to get on a flight. They are stopped by Tony the Tiger when he smells crab.

### **Episode 3: Commercial 2**

Khonjin attemps to cover up the crab, and ultimately fails when CrabCrab jumps out of the bag and shouts "Ryūjin no ken wo crab!" Footage of a crab with a knife starts playing, until it is interrupted by text stating "Crabs Again?" and Khonjin stating "Has this ever happened to you?".

He then attempts to sell his newest product, until he drops it and no longer has a product. He checks out the fan testimony of ShadowFox02, Gay Spaghetti Dog, and the ghost of Barack Obama. It is then revealed that it was all a commercial that he showed to Bill Bargains.

### **Episode 4: Orphanage**

Bill Bargains rejects the commercial, causing the orphanage to die. After calling Bill a degenerate ape, Khonjin informs the orphans about their cruel, gruesome fate. The orphans, who are penguins, attempt to convince Khonjin to help save the orphanage another way. These suggestions, such as picking up garbage and selling it, do not prevail, until one orphan tells Khonjin about the crazy penguin prize he could earn by entering an EVO tournament. Khonjin steals the orphan's newspaper and reads the advertisement, which states "*Dear pesky plumbers, if you enter EVO, you will win 10 billion dollars.*" Khonjin then realizes he does not have a controller. An orphan named Penguin Joe gives his controller (which is actually a *Bop-It* toy), and Khonjin uses it to kill Penguin Joe. Khonjin then tells him it looks like a cyanide tablet, and states "Didn't MadCatz go out of business? How are they still making controllers?" Bill Bargains then appears, and says "So, you're entering my tournament?", and Khonjin forgets who Bill is.

### **Episode 5: EVO**

Khonjin finds out EVO is actually basketball. Khonjin attempts to win at EVO except he sucks at basketball so much that he kills 5 people in the process of playing. The penguin announcer yells about how Khonjin killed Penguin Joe in Episode 4, and Khonjin keeps losing at basketball. Khonjin then has a soliloquy where he states "If I don't make this next shot, I'll be declared guilty... of being a total slo-mo!" Khonjin then tries to throw the controller into the basket, but is stopped by the Judge from Episode 15 when he says "Overruled!" and knocks the controller away from the basket. The Sherif from Apple Police then knocks it into the opponents basket. The crowd, including Hellbent Gorilla, goes wild. The Sherif states "backetball is my middle name" in Times New Roman.

### **Episode 6: Bad Cop**

Khonjin applies to be the bad cop in a local police force. Two police officers ask for Jimmy's license and registration, and Jimmy reaches over. Khonjin declares he's armed and pretends to shoot him. Khonjin takes it from there, but he's doing a business deal with Jimmy who pays him $20. Khonjin goes off to another customer down the street and is about to pretend to assault him before one of the officers knocks Khonjin onto the ground. The chief of police was pretending to be a customer to arrest Khonjin for assault. The episode ends with Khonjin in prison, where he sees Jimmy.

### **Episode 7: Prison**

Jimmy explains how he got into prison. Khonjin says he would give him his money back, but explains he spent it all on a Frisbee. Khonjin throws the Frisbee and causes all of the soap to drop. Shaggy says someone's gonna have to pick up that soap. Fighting ensues, until Jimmy makes a speech and proposes they all pick up the soap at the same time. Jimmy slips and falls on the ground. The episode ends with Doctor and Khonjin traveling back in time.

### **Episode 8: Shoes**

Gilmore explains the heist to Gino and Khonjin: they're gonna fucking kill themselves, go to Heaven, and steal Jesus's shoes. Khonjin remembers that he's Hindi and doesn't accept Jesus Christ as his personal lord and savior. Gilmore whispers "just say yes dipshit" while Gino says he'll be right back and leaves. He says "my day off begins" right as he's hit and killed by a truck.

Gilmore, the driver, killed all three of them. Gino gets angry, and Gilmore says he's not playing him. Gino was baptized by the truck's wet tires so he could go to Heaven. At the gate, Gilmore tells Khonjin and Gino to make small talk with Jesus, while he will jump the gate and get the goods.

Khonjin talks to Jesus, who notices a bindi on his forehead. Khonjin is directed to talk to God, who before casting judgement and sending him to Hell lets Khonjin speak but once. To this Khonjin asks: "what's your favorite dinosaur?"

## CrabCrab

### CrabCrab

CrabCrab is a crab (a detail Gino famously didn't tell Khonjin). It is hunted down and captured by Khonjin, but seems to have a dragonblade-like ability.

The image of CrabCrab used in Khonjin House is an outlined lower quality version of the original art. The crab image was designed by *Custom Mosaics, Inc.* to be printed on porcelain tiles for swimming pools.

The footage of the real crab holding a knife comes from a 2016 viral video.

## Gay Spaghetti Dog

### Gay Spaghetti Dog

Gay Spaghetti Dog is a pizza chef and possibly also a spaghetti chef. He is suspiciously similar to Gay Spaghetti Chef, but any real relation is only speculative. Gay Spaghetti Dog is known for hating Khonjin's product.

Gay Spaghetti Dog in the video is composed of the Yarn Poochy amiibo with a sock for a hat. The background consists of boxes of Barilla brand spaghetti and a box of Nature Valley granola bars on the right. It is currently unknown whether Barilla brand spaghetti is, in fact, gay.

## Barack Obama

### Barack Obama

Barack Obama is a ghost. His word choice implies he does not like Khonjin's product.

The video clip is one of US politician Bernie Sanders probably doing an interview.

## Jimmy

### Jimmy

Jimmy is a criminal who did deals with Khonjin during his time working as Bad Cop.

The original image is of a model wearing a weight-loss device by *Ardyss.*

## Shaggy

### Shaggy

Shaggy is a criminal in prison the only time we see him.

The original image is a drawing posted on DeviantArt by insane-little-girl, also known as Carey Mogianesi.

## Jesus Christ

### Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is a religious figure, and the personal lord and savior of Gilmore. Despite this, Gilmore and his gang attempt to steal Jesus's shoes from Heaven.

## God

### God

God is a religious figure looked up to by Gilmore, and the father of Jesus Christ.

## References

1. ↑ Khonjin House Playlist - *Archive.org*
2. ↑ Khonjin House Jazz - *Archive.org*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Khonjin- Episode 1 - *Archive.org*
4. ↑ Anonymous asked: Did Khonjin lose his Khonjin House, is that why it's just Khonjin now? - khonjin.tumblr.com - *Archive.org*
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 [Overwatch] Genji's Ultimate - Ryūjin no ken wo kurae - YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCfasbNRu4
6. ↑ Artist's Choice Red Crab - Custom Mosaics, Inc. Website. https://custommosaicsinc.com/porcrc11
7. ↑ Gangster crab! || Viral Video UK - YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA
8. ↑ Post by Ardyss Body Magic - Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/ArdyssBodyMajic/posts/ardyss-abdomen-and-men-shaper-reinforces-and-compresses-your-tummy-for-a-fitter-/1310730405708568/