Babybee

*"Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss"* - Babybee's Motto

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Brynn

Hentai Family

Crying too loudly in a Taco Bell establishment

**Babybee**, also known as Brynn, is a founding member of the FlexOffenders. Before becoming a member of the FlexOffenders family, Babybee also played primary roles in groups such as the Memelords.

## History

#### Early years

Born May 7th, 2002, Babybee was born the second child in her family (later demoted to middle child in 2005). Due to a infant accident, Babybee took a rapid decent down a flight of stairs in 2003 causing severe brain damage (self diagnosed). She gained sentience in 2004 after smacking her 4" forehead on the corner of her kitchen island and since then has had a conscience. Babybee attended CVES, an elementary school in the middle of a wheat field, where she would later meet Dillon in grade 4 while in line for a game of four square.

#### Mid years

In grade 7 Babbybee began to attend St. Mark, a highschool also located in the middle of no where. In the beginning she would meet long time friends and enemies Zach, Kenzie, Michael, and Owen. Later she would meet Sombreslime. A relationship built by Dillon would later introduce Babybee to Marebear

#### Today

Today Babybee can be seen in the forests.

#### Future

##### The Taco Bell Incident

In 2022 Babybee would attend a taco bell establishment alongside Zach. Due to Zach's act of shitting all over the building inner walls (something they had already had 6 arrests for doing) Babybee began to cry and tremble in fear and was later removed from the establishment due to noise complaints.

## The Dream (Unedited Edition)

*My my dad sends me up for his league baseball with the team that I normally play with it we play competitively because we are a good team are a couple bad players on the state because of this house leak but I am really good. So for the first inning we are the away team despite planning to have more so we are at the outfield and I am sad so I don’t even play and then we go up to bat and I am third in line to bat. So before I go up to bat to players got the first one strikes out the second one goes and they were a couple that caused by the empire like absurdly but I was like oh my God you have a brain fucking open your eyes please. It’s like some virgin looking Reddit user. I go up, ball, ball, the girl on first steals second and is called out solely because the second baseman tags second with the ball, but it’s not a forced run so the second baseman has to tag the player if she wants the out. I call out the umpire. We get in an argument. I tell him off. Then I hit an absolute DINGER. I make it to second where the second baseman and pitcher spend about a minute throwing the ball back and forward as I fake for third over and over. They’re all snarky and rude so I eventually I take off, safe at third. This whole time I’m like arguing and just being an asshole to the other team and umpire. So I go home, they try to get me out, fail, as I hit home plate I let out a WHET ASS FART and say “taste yourselves losers” and walk off. This is when I start getting really weird. Instead of just being rude I start acting weird to make the unconfy. The game ends and I’m worried one is going to attack me at the hand shake. I get through most the handshake then a short fat girl grabs me at the armpit to which I start SUCKING ON HER FINGERS. she let’s go and is like “your fucking weird”. My dad says “I don’t know if your enjoying this or hating this, was it worth signing you up?” I say “I’m having the time of my life, should you have signed me up? No, I am an absolute menace” I bump into the shirt girl again as we are leaving and go “pls ma’am let me get one more whiff before I depart” I sniff her an go “it’s smells sour like funky”*

## Quotes

*"Yeah, in Frozen 2 Olaf dies when Hans bashes his head in with a shovel"* - Said while gaslighting Hugh

## Trivia

- Babybee is the founder of the Caucasian racial slur "knee slapper"