Hipermedic911

Hiper's current profile picture, which is of Albert Wesker

> "CAN YOU SMELL. WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING? Pancake"
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Hipermedic911 (referred to as Hiper, or as his extremely dangerous psychiatric hospital alter ego, Michael Valentine) is a main character as well as partial minor antagonist in the Ashat Cinematic Universe, who was brought in by That\_Revenant during the late stages of the Ashat Revival Arc of Ashat 2.

## Personality and Characteristics

Hiper is a mysterious, confusing, yet enjoyable and supportive person who's most notable ability is his expansive knowledge of various games and topics, his immortality due to his vampirism, and his genetically gifted Romanian pick-pocketing skills. He has a standard pitched voice with a slight accent that doesn't impede his speech. Hiper often takes joy in being present with a group of people, and is never afraid to join someone or something as long as it means he gets his presence noticed.

Hiper is usually casual and friendly when you first interact with him, however, he holds a dark alter ego within himself, known as Michael Valentine: The Ladiesmen. Whenever Hiper is playing a game, usually anything that is competitive or even slightly pits people against each other, he immediately transforms into Michael Valentine. Michael Valentine is a ruthless, cunning, and uncontrollable alter ego that Hiper suffers from due to his schizophrenia and vampire genes. Valentine exhibits extremely psychopathic behaviors, and can be heard laughing or talking to himself when in the background of a group of people. These psychopathic behaviors is what causes him to still seem like the normal Hiper when Valentine comes out, being able to act friendly and charming. Hiper was admitted to a psychiatric hospital after he committed several crimes as Michael Valentine, most of which were out of his control (except anything he had stolen). He was able to escape the first week in though since all he had to do was walk out of the doors at night, to which he could simply turn into bats and fly way.

Hiper however, does have not only Romanian heritage, which already gives him god-like endurance in order to be able to pick-and-run everyone he comes across, but he also has his vampire genes. Since he is the son of Dracula himself, Hiper is unable to be killed by regular means. These vampire genes also are what quells Michael Valentine, and if it weren't for it, Valentine would be Hiper's main self. This isn't all a good thing though, as Hiper always needs to drink blood in order to stay alive, which is why he found a job at KFC, so he can suck the blood out of all the rats that fall in the deep friers.

## Allies and Enemies

### Allies:

1. That\_Revenant
2. Itslobstercrab
3. Mr.\_Magnum
4. Ghost
5. Fredchair
6. Unknown Steam Friends
7. Dracula
8. Glorious Romania
9. The pawn shop he sells his stolen goods to
10. Howler

### Neutral:

1. Cobra Commander
2. "don't even buy no weed" Members

### Enemies:

1. Hungary
2. The police
3. Michael Valentine
4. The psychiatric hospital staff

## Trivia

* Hiper (more specifically Michael Valentine) is the only reoccurring antagonist in the Ashat Cinematic Universe not from the United States.
* It is heavily advised that when proceeding to do anything in the case that Michael Valentine may be currently taking ahold of Hiper, you do not do anything that could negatively impact him in anyway.
* That\_Revenant has teased that Howler used to date Hiper, though it is unknown whether this is true or not.
* Hiper is one of the two ACU characters who has an defined alter ego, the other being Ghost with Mr. Call of Duty.
* Hiper and Michael Valentine can sometimes be heard saying random sounds that aren't discernible in any languages, perhaps being an ancient vampire language that Dracula had taught him.