Mr. Hamming

A very weird teacher at OwO High. Below is a list of traits Bashur has gathered.

## Likes and Dislikes

### Likes

* Jobs
* Big watermelon balls
* Being rich
* Being evil
* Being rude
* Being spoiled
* Filet Mignon (Favorite Food)
* Swearing
* The OwO high principal
* Looking at how rich he is
* His Lamborghini
* His new Tesla
* George's jacket
* Craig the Devil
* Performing strange acts with his testicles
* Companies
* Suing companies
* His new black “elephant a\*\*hole suit"
* Being richer than he already is
* Being selfish about money
* Eating testicles
* Testicle soup
* His hot yoga instructor (formerly)
* Going to hell
* Alcoholic drinks
* Drugs
* Guns
* Money
* Doubling his money
* Torturing everyone (a lot)
* Bubbles (currently)
* Killing people in general (especially people who missed their “payments”)
* Sewing his Testicles to people who missed their “payments”
* Being mean
* Drug Dealers
* Lying
* Crimes
* Committing crimes
* Jeff Bezos
* Criminals
* Being a criminal
* Being a cannibal
* Severing people's testicles (whenever they missed their “payments”)
* Helping People (formerly)
* Tearing off people's nipples (whenever they missed their “payments”)
* Giving people testicles and death threats
* Conning people
* His Glock
* His insane wealth
* Pushing people and making them jump off of cliffs, skyscrapers, semi-trucks, and more
* Protect the Harvest
* Abusing people
* Animal cruelty
* Beating people up
* Screaming super loud in people's ears
* Nipples
* Testicles
* Shooting people with his Glock
* Shrooms
* Meth
* Smoking meth
* Interrupting people
* Getting and collecting every single “payment”
* California
* Los Angeles
* The Los Angeles Lakers
* The STAPLES Center
* Ass Pounders 2 (movie series)
* Suicide
* Rich people
* His own sons
* Trying to kill Bashur when he misses his "house payment"
* His cool baby
* Being strict
* Making fun of people's cooking and then rejecting it
* Woody (movie series protagonist)
* Snitching
* Praising himself
* Being a snitch
* Ruling over the working class with an iron fist
* Black Friday (formerly)
* Threatening people
* Torture
* Anime Girls
* Being Mascot Of Nintendo
* Stalking people
* Wanting his way
* Insulting others
* Violence
* Child Abuse
* Yelling
* Punishing his son
* Racism
* Nazism
* Kidnapping people
* People suffering from COVID-19
* George (currently)
* Snitching on Pedophiles
* Banging young women

### Dislikes

* Crimes (formerly)
* Criminals (formerly)
* Lack of Money
* Drug Dealers (formerly)
* Little tic tac balls
* Being nice
* Black Friday (currently)
* Helping people get out of jail
* Sonic the Hedgehog (video game protagonist)
* Sonic the Hedgehog (game series)
* Chainsaws in apartments
* Someone not making a “payment”
* Going to North Korea as a punishment
* Being killed by North Koreans as a punishment
* Prank calls
* People trying to "f\*\*k" him
* His ex-wife (for cheating on him)
* Boston
* Being poor
* Cranberry sauce
* Cheerios
* Stuffing
* Carrot pepper pants
* The AMC Theater movie intro
* Bubbles (formerly)
* Being broke
* Men marrying Gold Diggers
* Being asked for money
* Thanksgiving
* Telling the truth
* Doing nice things as they hurt him
* Broken Glass
* Crimes that happen to him
* Criminals working for him
* Criminals stealing his money (despite being a criminal and stealing money himself)
* Bashur's cooking
* Getting arrested (though it has never been seen)
* Jail (despite formerly putting criminals into jail cells)
* Mark Zuckerberg
* Getting beaten, abused and tortured as payback
* His own son (sometimes)
* His former yoga instructor (since he has to pay child support and has part custody)
* Going to heaven
* God
* Jesus Christ
* Taxes
* Poor People
* Nice People
* Police Officers
* Praising others
* Going to church
* Not getting his way
* Using his manners
* Being called by his first name
* His credit card getting stolen
* Working
* McDonalds
* Apologizing
* Cops (Currently)
* Other Guys Taking His Waifus
* OwO high
* Lily's hat
* Christianity
* Students from OwO high
* People Recovering from COVID-19
* George (Formerly)
* Being killed by Buck Atom
* His life
* The Lunch Lady

## Criminal Record

* **Attempted Kidnapping**
* **Filing A False Report**
* **Cannibalism**
* **Murder**
* **Extortion**
* **Death Threats**
* **Theft**
* **Arson**
* **Bribery**
* **Vandalism**
* **Fraud**
* **Personal Injury Fraud**
* **Insurance Fraud**
* **Tax Evasion**
* **Overbilling/Usury**
* **Mutilation**
* **Animal Cruelty**
* **Poaching**
* **Sexual Harrassment**
* **Incitement**
* **Public Urination**
* **Child Abuse**
* **Attempted Murder**
* **Mail Snatching**
* **Illegal Parking**
* **Child Abandonment**
* **Failure To Pay Child Support**
* **Adultery**
* **Spam Link**
* **Assault**
* **Assaulting An Officer**
* **Cop Contemption**
* **Trespassing**
* **Impersonation**
* **Conspiracy**
* **Torture**
* **False Eviction**
* **False Termination**
* **Vigilantism**
* **Slavery**
* **Domestic Abuse**