Vault 91

* WaluigiofthegodsCanada wakes up
* 5:29Finn168719Finn: Always living in the Vault, afraid to leave the vault because of radioactive atmosphere....
* 5:30User909The supplies start to run low
* 5:30HiddenlichGeorge: And commies... never forget about the commies... those red b\*st\*rds took it all away from us!
* 5:30WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Good morning Finn.
* 5:30Hiddenlich
* Or were the vaults just the name for the fallout shelters?
* 5:30Finn168719Finn: And why isn't Ron Perlman narrating...
* 5:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Cuz i'm narrating.
* 5:31Finn168719Finn: ....
* Finn: Oh wait because Narrators are fighting over each other....
* 5:32HiddenlichBob Marley: So the Vault Dwellers smoked Mary Jean [who ate my love] to pass the time. The vault got so stinky that mole rats came through, and ate all of the food! Nobody's gonna survive this!
* 5:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No, i killed Ron.
* 5:32Finn168719Finn: Actually, you got killed.
* 5:32User909Vault Dweller 1: Guys! The food and water are running low! Our farms are no longer producing food for everyone!
* 5:32Finn168719Finn: And he just rage quitted...
* 5:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Then how come I'm still here?
* 5:33HiddenlichBald Guy from Half Life 2: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* 5:33Finn168719Finn: You got revived so you can forget that...
* Finn: I will take the 10mm pistol and the hazmat suit to leave for food.
* Finn: And water also.
* 5:34User909Vault Dweller 1: In a few months, we will have to resort to cannibalism!
* 5:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh, i gotta go.
* 5:34User909Vault Dweller 1: And the worst part is that i'm the fattest of the vault!
* 5:34Finn168719Finn: And what about the overseer, who is relaxing in the chair with turrets around it.
* 5:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada puts his hands in his crotch
* 5:36HiddenlichGeorge: Um, he smokes 23.99 hours a day, correct? We can just destroy the cameras and turrets, and then coup!
* 5:36Finn168719Finn: Someone might even resort to drinking p\*ss...
* Finn: But there are radioactive atmopshere....
* 5:36User909Vault Dweller 1: I heard there is something much worse than the atmosphere and the mutants
* 5:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada gets up and starts doing the pee dance.
* Canada:Where's the bathroom?
* 5:37HiddenlichGeorge: \*Shivers\* Commies? Far Left Republican Chicken Fries?
* 5:37User909Vault Dweller 1: Dude, you live here for a while, you know where the bathroom is
* 5:37Finn168719Finn checks his Pipboy
* 5:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It's locked.
* 5:37Finn168719Finn: Then lockpick it!
* 5:37HiddenlichGeorge: I hate that restaurant. Very extreme on centrism beliefs
* 5:37WaluigiofthegodsRussia:Did somebody say commie?
* 5:37HiddenlichGeorge: SHUT THE \*\*\*\* UP!
* George attacks Russia
* 5:38WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I don't know how to lockpick!
* Russia:Help!
* 5:38HiddenlichGeorge puts Russia in a choke hold
* 5:38User909Vault Dweller 1: Dude, you can't keep peeing on your pants forever! People already make fun of you.
* 5:39Finn168719Finn appears to have a Vault Jumpsuit equipped in the inventory, with the 10mm pistol unequipped
* 5:39HiddenlichHector: Plus you might burn your pants and underwear away! Especially if you don't change your clothes
* 5:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What are you doing to Ivan?
* 5:39Finn168719 What the 10mm pistol looked like in Finn's inventory
* 5:40HiddenlichGeorge waits for Russia to become unconscious
* 5:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada kicks George
* 5:40Finn168719Finn's inventory appears to be different from the one from Fallout 3/New Vegas/4
* 5:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Leave him alone!
* 5:40User909Vault Dweller 1: Not this again...
* 5:40Finn168719Which is the Fallout 1/2 type
* http://newfallout.com/images/fallout-1/fallout-1-quick-start-vault-15-elevator-shaft.jpg Like this
* Finn equips the pistol in his inventory and walks toward Canada
* 5:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Spare me!
* 5:41Finn168719Finn: Nutjobs....
* 5:41User909Vault Dweller 1 reads a book
* 5:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Why are you doing this?
* 5:41Hiddenlich
* Russia passes out
* 5:41Finn168719Finn walks away
* 5:42HiddenlichGeorge lets him fall to the floor
* 5:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ivvaaaaannn.
* 5:42User909Vault Dweller 1: Hmmm...someday i will hack my way to the lower floors
* 5:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts crying over Russia's body
* 5:43HiddenlichVault Dweller 2: Someday I will suffocate- I mean discombobulate myself
* 5:43Finn168719Finn: What, i have the Pipboy 2000 while most of you have the Pipboy 3000.
* 5:43User909brb
* 5:43WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Why did you kill him?
* 5:44Finn168719Finn buys a Hazmat suit
* 5:44HiddenlichGeorge: He's not dead you idiot!
* Aeon: Hey Finn, want to see my Pipboy?
* 5:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Why'd you suffocate him?
* 5:45Finn168719Finn: ...
* Finn starts looking for his way out of the Vault
* 5:45HiddenlichAeon shows Finn his Pipboy Readius ( http://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/120/images/12144-3-1270999489.jpg )
* 5:46Finn168719Finn: Life in the vault is boring...
* 5:46HiddenlichAeon: At least we aren't in retrospect like in the Nuclear Survival: Fallout series!
* That's the roleplay version of the Fallout game series
* 5:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I can't hold it any longer!
* 5:47HiddenlichAeon: I'd hate to look like I am from the 50's
* 5:47Finn168719
* What should we name the vault?
* 5:48HiddenlichVault 666
* Just kidding
* Vault 91
* 5:48Finn168719Okay then
* 5:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Where's the bathroom!?
* 5:49HiddenlichHector: Your right in front of it!
* There is a sign behind Canada that says: Men's Restroom
* 5:49Finn168719And it's unoccupied
* 5:49Hiddenlich
* 3 people are inside, but there is one urinal left
* 5:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada walks inside
* 5:50Hiddenlich
* Somebody is recording himself peeing
* 5:50Finn168719Finn walks to the Overseer
* Finn: Hey Overseer!
* 5:51HiddenlichOverseer "Puff": Eh?
* 5:51WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It feels so good.
* 5:51HiddenlichOverseer "Puff" takes off his blindfold
* 5:51Finn168719Finn: Can i leave the Vault because we are running out of food?
* 5:51HiddenlichOverseer Puff: \*Cough\* You can in 231 years
* 5:51Finn168719Finn: ...
* 5:52HiddenlichOverseer Puff: It's protocol, citizen. I can't open the vault for you
* 5:52Finn168719Finn: \*thinking\* I don't have the Cannibal Perk installed, i might not survive after a few months...
* 5:52HiddenlichOverseer Puff: If I could, I would already be gone
* 5:52WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It feels so good when your bladder is empty.
* 5:52Finn168719Finn: Okay...
* 5:53HiddenlichOverseer Puff: Follow Jah to the afterlife, my fellow Rastafarian
* 5:53Finn168719Finn: I'm not even a Rastafarian...
* 5:53HiddenlichOverseer Puff lays back in his chair, and drinks a water-like liquid
* 5:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*groans\*
* 5:53Finn168719Finn: \*thinking\* I'm surrounded by Potheads...
* Finn: Are you sure? I don't want to suffer Secondhand smoking...
* 5:54HiddenlichOverseer Puff: Clear apple juice, \*Coughs out phlegm\* always good after a ganap
* Overseer Puff doesn't realize Finn is in his office anymore
* 5:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm starving.
* 5:55Hiddenlich
* A guard hands Finn a gas mask
* Guard: Get used to it. We have to be in his office, 24-7, 365
* Guard: You dont
* Don't
* 5:55Finn168719Finn puts on the gas mask
* 5:56User909back
* 5:56Finn168719wb
* 5:56Hiddenlich
* 5 months later
* Radio: \*Enhales\* We're running... low on food... just like 5 months ago...
* 5:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh, it hurts.
* Canada's stomach is in the pain
* Canada:I think my intestines are gonna explode.
* 5:57HiddenlichRadio: \*Tired\* So far... the Overseer is the only one with signs of malnutrition... \*Whisper\* filthy pothead...
* Aeon: I haven't had a proper meal in moths
* Months
* 5:58User909The water's supply is completely empty. The food supply is almost empty.
* 5:58Finn168719Finn: And i haven't got out of the wasteland since now.
* 5:59Hiddenlich
* There are openings for cryogenic freezing
* 5:59Waluigiofthegods
* Canada is in a bathroom stall.
* 5:59Finn168719Finn goes to the cyrogenic freezing place
* 5:59HiddenlichAeon: I CAN'T STAND ANOTEHR WEEK WITHOUT DRINKING REAL WATER! I AM TRIED OF HAVING TO PEE AND WAIT HOURS FOR IT TO BE PURIFIED!
* Scientist: Opening?
* 6:00Finn168719Finn: Yea.
* 6:00HiddenlichScientist: Just go inside, the orientational will be right with you
* 6:00Finn168719Finn goes into the opening
* 6:00HiddenlichOrientational: Finn, Vault Dweller 424
* 6:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Please tell me there's food.
* 6:01Finn168719Canada notices the Cyrogenic freezing openings
* 6:01HiddenlichOrientational: Okay, no paper work needed, you just need to be sure if you want to be frozen until we are able to leave the Vault
* 6:01User909Vault Dweller 1: Good thing i'm fat! ...although i'll be the first to be eaten after the food runs out
* 6:02Finn168719Finn: I want to be able to leave the Vault.
* 6:02HiddenlichItalian Servant: Fat Boss! How's your hydration?
* Orientational: So yes?
* 6:02Waluigiofthegods
* Canada is in a bathroom stall
* 6:02Finn168719Finn: Yes, because i am tired of living in Vault 91.
* 6:02User909Vault Dweller 1: I'm dehydrating. I'm so fat, i can't reach my pee!
* Beckitten27 has joined the chat.
* 6:03Finn168719Hello Beck
* 6:03Beckitten27hi everyone!
* 6:03User909Yo!
* 6:03HiddenlichItalian Servant: Don't worry fat boy! Your mom and dad promise to give you all of their purified p\*ss to keep you alive
* 6:03Beckitten27what's the rp about!
* 6:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'll have to eat my own feces then.
* 6:03Finn168719It was about the Post Apocalyptic Roleplay which took place in an Alternative universe
* 6:03User909Post-apocalyptic reality
* 6:03HiddenlichOur characters are in a vault (fallout shelter)
* 6:04User909Food is running low and the water supply is empty
* 6:04Finn168719And Finn is desperate in leaving the Vault
* 6:04Beckitten27(i have no ideas on how to join the rp.
* 6:04HiddenlichPeople now have to rely on purifying their own p\*ss to keep hydrated (Even though it won't hydrate them much at all)
* 6:05Finn168719You can be a Wastelander or a Vault Dweller
* 6:05User909Have you to be one of the dwellers of the Vault
* 6:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada crouches towards the toilet
* 6:06Finn168719Finn gets freezed in the Openings
* 6:06Beckitten27i'm going to watch for a little bit so i can decide/figure out a good way to join.
* 6:06User909Ok
* 6:07WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Bòn Appétit.
* 6:07Finn168719Canada notices that he could go into the Cyrogenic Openings
* 6:08Hiddenlich
* The Orientational helps Finn into a cryo tube
* 6:09Waluigiofthegods
* But Canada is in a bathroom stall.
* 6:09User909Vault Dweller 2: Guys...what happened to our watermelon farm? Vault Dweller 1: It's on the lowest floor...but it's locked.
* 6:09Hiddenlich
* Cryo tube: http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/00/2/9/2/5878643053162580.png
* Italian Servant: Fat Boy, did you eat all of the watermelons?
* 6:09User909Vault Dweller 1: I would if i could reach them!
* 6:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts eating his crap
* 6:10Finn168719Finn gets into the Cyro tube
* 6:10Beckitten27(wait, i want to participate but i'm not sure how.)
* 6:10User909(just insert your character in and pretend she was always there)
* 6:11WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hello?
* 6:11Beckitten27(in where?)
* 6:11User909(it's all happening inside a vault)
* (or fallout shelter. call it what you want)
* 6:12Beckitten27(thanks)
* 6:12User909(np\_
* (np)
* 6:13HiddenlichAeon gets in a cryotube
* Italian Servant: I think you ate the locksmith and puke out the key to the basement, and then after you ate all of the melons, you swallowed the key
* 6:14Beckitten27Beck: ...
* 6:14User909Vault Dweller 1: But it's locked by an electronic lock!
* 6:14WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Beck, is that you?
* 6:14Beckitten27Beck: yes
* 6:15WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*weakly\* It's me, Matthew.
* 6:16Beckitten27Beck: what's wrong?
* Beck: i mean besides the whole apocalypse thing in general.
* 6:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:My stomach is in pain right now.
* 6:18Beckitten27Beck: is there any way i can help?
* 6:19HiddenlichItalian Servant: They had to put a new lock on it because you ate the only key!
* 6:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Come in this stall.
* 6:19Hiddenlich
* That doesn't sound creepy
* Italian Servant: Come on Fat Boy, admit it! You ate the locksmith, and the key!
* 6:20WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm just so lonely.
* Canada:I'm not fat!
* 6:20User909Vault Dweller 1: Shut up Mussolini! You're lying!
* 6:21Beckitten27Beck: ???
* 6:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:My name is Matthew!
* 6:21HiddenlichItalian Servant: \*\*\*\* OFF H\*NKY! JUST BECAUSE I AM ITALIAN, DOESN'T MEAN I AM BENITO MUSSOLINI!
* 6:21Beckitten27Beck: aren't you people being just a little harsh?
* 6:22HiddenlichItalian Servant: HE ATE THE KEY TO THE AGRICULTURAL AREA IN THE BASEMENT!
* 6:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I just need some company.
* 6:22HiddenlichItalian Servant: AND HE ATE EVERY LAST MELON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH!
* 6:22User909Vault Dweller 1: Shut up Al Capone! The electronic lock was always ther!
* 6:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I didn't do it!
* 6:23Beckitten27Beck: does anyone have some sort of lockpick?
* 6:23HiddenlichItalian Servant: Right back at you Gabe Newell! You are just trying to defend yourself? And no, you can't pick an electromagnetic lock
* 6:23User909
* there
* 6:23Hiddenlich
* yourself!
* 6:23Beckitten27Beck: oh... i tried.
* 6:23WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I don't wanna be alone.
* 6:24Beckitten27Beck: there has to be a way to sort this out.
* Beck: does anyone have any ideas of how to get in there?
* 6:24HiddenlichMistary P\*sser: Lonely, I am so lonely, I have nobody... FOR MY OWN, OOOOOOWN!
* 6:24User909Vault Dweller 1: We need to devour this italian servant! His belly is probably full of ravioli and meatballs!
* 6:25WaluigiofthegodsCanada:You can eat my feces.
* 6:25HiddenlichItalian Servant: Not before you go on a diet, Jabba the Cannibal!
* 6:26WaluigiofthegodsCanada:You mean me?
* 6:26HiddenlichItalian Servant: \*To Dweller 1\* If anyone has to be eaten, it should be the over nourished slob that lives right next door to his parents house!
* 6:26Beckitten27Beck: maybe if we did less arguing and more thinking, we could figure out a solution.
* 6:26HiddenlichItalian Servant: \*To Dweller 1\* And FY oo, that fat slob is you!
* The overseer is walking down the hall, with a pipe in his mouth
* Overseer Puff: Jah, jah, jah, jah, jah...
* 6:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But we need food!
* 6:27Hiddenlich
* The Overseer types a few words on his Pipboy, and opens the door
* He doesn't close it
* 6:27Beckitten27Beck: !
* 6:28WaluigiofthegodsCanada:A little privacy please?
* 6:28User909Vault Dweller 1: Did you see that, Machiavelli?! The Overseer was the one eating the watermelons!
* 6:29HiddenlichMistary Pisser: Your in a stall, I am in a urinal
* 6:29Beckitten27Beck: what are we waiting for? let's go get some food before the door closes!
* 6:29WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yeah!
* 6:30HiddenlichItalian Servant: What's with those big footprints then! Were you sleep walking? http://investigators.bfro.net:270/media/Big Foot 009 edit SK.jpg
* 6:31Beckitten27Beck: we can worry about that AFTER we get food!
* 6:31HiddenlichThe Italian Servant puts his arms out
* Italian Servant: Fatty Mcfatty!
* 6:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada gets out of the stall
* 6:31Hiddenlich
* You first, Fatty Mcfatty Fat
* 6:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Let's go get that food.
* 6:32User909Vault Dweller 1: Hey! I'm a sleepwalker!
* 6:32Beckitten27Beck: how much food do we need?
* 6:32HiddenlichItalian Servant: That proves my accusation!
* 6:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada runs to the Italian Servant and stabs him multiple times
* Canada:Bòn Appétit.
* 6:33HiddenlichHector sees the murder from afar
* 6:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Here's your food.
* 6:33HiddenlichHector: MURDERER! A PSYCHOTIC MANIAC HAS BROKEN INTO THE VAULT!
* 6:33Beckitten27Beck: that's not what i meant.
* 6:33Hiddenlich
* People start freaking out
* 6:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No, it's i! Matthew Williams!
* 6:33User909Vault Dweller 1: They killed Luigi!
* 6:34Beckitten27Beck: ???
* 6:34User909Vault Dweller 1: Screw that! I'm hungry and thirsty!
* 6:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm Matthew Williams and I'm on your team!
* 6:34Hiddenlich
* The Italian Servant comes back as a force ghost, in Jedi robes
* 6:34User909The fat Vault Dweller takes advantage of the panic and starts eating the watermelons
* 6:34HiddenlichItalian Servant: I hate you
* 6:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts eating the Italian Servant's guts
* 6:34User909Vault Dweller 1: I'm back my babies!
* 6:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But we needed food.
* 6:34HiddenlichGuard: STOP!
* 6:35User909Vault Dweller 1: !
* 6:35HiddenlichA Guard hits Canada in the back with a stun baton
* 6:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But i saved your life.
* 6:35User909Vault Dweller 1: Oh, they're talking with that guy. \*continues to eat\*
* 6:35HiddenlichGuard: You have broken the law! You are under arrest for murder!
* 6:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But I'm Canadian!
* 6:35Hiddenlich
* The Guard beats Canada until he becomes unconscious
* He closes the door to the farm, leaving Beck and the others inside
* 6:36Beckitten27Beck: dangit, i blew it!
* 6:36User909Vault Dweller 1: That's what you get for killing Michelangelo!
* 6:36Hiddenlich
* The guard opens the door again
* 6:36Beckitten27Beck: ?
* 6:36HiddenlichGuard: Remember, the FFA meeting is July 10, at the rec room!
* The Guard shuts the door
* 6:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada groans
* Canada:But July 1 is my birthday.
* 6:37Beckitten27(wait, where is my character?)
* 6:37Hiddenlich
* Isn't she inside the farm?
* 6:38Beckitten27ok
* Beck: i can't believe he didn't realize i meant eating the watermelons...
* 6:39User909Vautl Dweller 1: Those watermelons are delicious! I'll eat until i puke!
* 6:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada:This is bull honky, i saved them food. They should be thanking me, not putting me on trial.
* 6:39HiddenlichMatteo: \*Thick Italian Accent\* Scoot your fat \*rse over! I need to get some food!
* 6:39Beckitten27Beck: you do realize we have to share the food?
* 6:40HiddenlichGuard: YOU BROKE ANOTHER LAW! NO SAYING H\*NKY IN THE FACE OF AN ARMED GUARD ON DUTY!
* 6:40User909Vault Dweller 1: F\*ck off, Pinocchio! I saw those watermelons first!
* 6:40Hiddenlich
* Guard beats Canada in his jail cell
* 6:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:That's power abuse i tell you! Power abuse!
* 6:41Finn168719An explosion was heard at the Entrance of the Vault
* 6:41Beckitten27Beck: !
* 6:41Hiddenlich
* The alarm sounds off
* 6:41Beckitten27Beck: did anyone else hear that?
* 6:41HiddenlichRadio: INTRUDERS!
* 6:41Finn168719The cyrogenic tubes started opening for some reason
* 6:41HiddenlichRadio: COMMIES HAVE INFILTRATED THE VAULT!
* 6:41Beckitten27Beck: then again, it's not like i can do anything from inside this locked area...
* 6:42Finn168719The Shrek Barbarians started shooting up the Vault Dwellers at the entrance with hunting rifles
* 6:42User909Vault Dweller 1 pukes
* 6:42Finn168719Shrek Barbarian 1: Let's play little human!
* 6:42HiddenlichMatteo: ISH! YOU CONTAMINATED MY WATERMELON WITH YOUR SLIME!
* 6:42Beckitten27Beck: guys, we have bigger problems to worry about!
* 6:43User909Vault Dweller 1: That's not contamination! That's topping!
* 6:43Beckitten27Beck: there's intruders in the vault!
* 6:43Hiddenlich
* The force ghost of the Italian appears in front of Dweller 1
* Italian Servant: RUN FATBOY, RUN!
* 6:43Beckitten27Beck: you might want to do something?!
* 6:43Finn168719Finn gets out of the cyrogenic tube due to the fact that the Cyrogenic tube opens for no reason
* 6:43User909Vault Dweller 1 pukes on the ghost
* 6:44HiddenlichItalian Servant: ...
* 6:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What's going on?
* 6:44HiddenlichItalian Servant: They pay me less than I deserve...
* 6:44User909Fat Vault Dweller continues to eat the watermelons
* 6:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm s-so hungry.
* 6:45Beckitten27Beck thinks that she is surrounded by idiots who are so dumb they ignored the alarm
* 6:45Finn168719Finn: What the? Sirens?
* 6:45User909Vault Dweller 1: If i'm going to die, i'm going to die well-fed!
* Vault Dweller can barely move because of how much he ate
* 6:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts wiggling in uncomfortableness.
* 6:46Beckitten27Beck: STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE WATERMELONS FOR ONE MINUTE! THERE'S INTRUDERS IN THE VAULT!
* 6:46User909Vault Dweller 1: Are the intruders made out of chocolate?
* 6:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Guard, can you please get me some food?
* 6:47Finn168719Gunshots are heard outside the door
* 6:47Beckitten27Beck: i don't think so... but i'm pretty sure they want to hurt/kill everyone here!
* Beck: !!!
* Beck: i don't want to die!
* 6:47User909Vault Dweller: Whatever. I don't care about my life nor i care about you people.
* Vault Dweller 1 faints
* 6:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada vomits
* 6:48Finn168719Finn pulls out the 10mm pistol from his pocket
* 6:48Beckitten27Beck: \*is really scared and is not sure what to do.\*
* 6:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada:\*groans\*
* 6:49User909A Vault Dweller scavanges Vodka bottles from Russia and starts throwing molotov cocktails at the Shrek Barbarians
* 6:50Finn168719Finn goes outside the room and started shooting at the Shrek Barbarians' head, trying to score a headshot
* 6:51Beckitten27Beck: \*is too scared to leave her location\*
* 6:51User909Radiation starts leaking inside
* 6:51Hiddenlich
* Some people are trapped in the cryo tubes
* 6:51Beckitten27Beck: oh no, we're all going to die!
* 6:52WaluigiofthegodsThis music plays while Canada is left to starve to death in prison
* 6:53Finn168719The battle ends with Finn being injured from gunshots and with the Shrek Barbarians dead
* Finn puts on the Hazmat suit
* 6:53User909Most of the Shreks were burned to ashes
* 6:53Finn168719Finn takes the hunting rifle and some ammo from the Shrek's corpse
* 6:53User909The door is still open
* 6:53Finn168719Finn attempts to find the Stimpacks
* 6:54User909Finn finds some Stimpacks, but most of them are damaged
* 6:54WaluigiofthegodsCanada is slowly dying from the lack of food.
* 6:55Finn168719http://img10.deviantart.net/10e1/i/2012/113/e/6/shrekus\_by\_mar\_er-d4x9vrj.png What Shrek Barbarians looked like
* Finn started healing himself with Stimpacks
* 6:55Beckitten27Beck: \*is staying put because of the barbarians and stuff\*
* 6:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Please get me some food!
* 6:56Finn168719A pie appears in front of Canada
* 6:57Beckitten27Beck: i hope there's a way for me to survive this!
* 6:57Finn168719A door opens
* 6:57User909Vault Dweller 1 wakes up
* Vault Dweller 1: What happened?
* 6:57Finn168719Finn, who is already wearing a Hazmat suit started looking for an exit
* While armed with a Hunting Rifle
* 6:57User909The door was open
* 6:58Finn168719Finn continues looking until he sees the Vault door, which was blown up
* Finn started hearing something from the Geiger counter
* 6:59Hiddenlich
* The radiation is +50/s only at the very entrance
* 6:59Finn168719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M1d8UJIbIU this music plays as Finn is going to escape the Vault
* 7:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Thanks.
* 7:00Beckitten27Beck: \*is still inside the vault\*
* 7:00Hiddenlich
* Vault Dweller 1 feels pain in his side
* 7:00Beckitten27Beck: what's wrong!?
* 7:00Hiddenlich
* Matteo is nibbling away his flesh
* 7:00Finn168719http://i.imgur.com/p7xaiIB.png What the Hazmat suit looks ike
* like\*
* 7:00HiddenlichMatteo: THIS IS DELICIOUS!
* 7:00Finn168719Which the music was in Finn's head
* Finn goes out of the Vault
* 7:01HiddenlichMatteo: I'm only at his skin...
* 7:01Beckitten27Beck: are you really that desperate?
* 7:01User909Vault Dweller 1 starts eating his own skin
* 7:01WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It's probably appendicitis.
* 7:01User909Vault Dweller 1: Hmmm...you're right
* 7:01HiddenlichMatteo: I wonder what his kidneys, or his heart tastes lke...
* Like
* 7:01User909Vault Dweller starts chewing Matteo's leg
* 7:01Finn168719Which the Hazmat Suit is actually the Radiation suit
* 7:01HiddenlichMatteo: YOUCH!
* 7:01Beckitten27Beck: i'm surrounded by crazies!
* 7:02HiddenlichMatteo: GET OFF ME!
* 7:02User909Vault Dweller 1: You taste like chicken!
* 7:02Finn168719Finn started looking for Radaways
* 7:02Hiddenlich
* Matteo's entire food goes down Vault Dweller 1's throat
* Foot
* 7:02User909Vault Dweller 1: Yummy!
* 7:02HiddenlichMatteo: JABBA! YOUR A HUMAN EATING JABBA!
* Matteo screams help as loud as he can
* 7:03User909brb
* 7:03Finn168719The suit provides 1000 radiation protection, higher than any other item in the game with the exception of a full suit of power armor which has a slightly higher 1050 radiation protection
* 7:03Beckitten27Beck: \*really wants to get away from the two other people in the room\*
* 7:04Hiddenlich
* Beck begins to feel very cold
* 7:04Finn168719Finn started looking for a settlement
* 7:04Beckitten27Beck: is anyone else cold all of a sudden?
* 7:05Hiddenlich
* Finn can hardly see, because there is a massive radiation storm occurs from the nuke that hit nearby the Vault 7 months ago
* 7:05Beckitten27Beck: it's scaring me
* 7:05HiddenlichGeorge: The cryogenic lab is... open...
* 7:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada is shivering in his prison cell
* 7:05HiddenlichGeorge: I... can't... move...
* George freezes in place
* Occuring
* 7:06Beckitten27Beck: \*is curious\*
* 7:06Finn168719Finn: Looks like i will have to find another Vault...
* 7:06HiddenlichHector freezes as he lies in bed
* 7:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Luckily I'm inmune to the cold.
* immune
* 7:06Hiddenlich
* Finn sees the entrance to Vault 91 freezing
* 7:07Finn168719Finn: Freezing already?
* 7:07Hiddenlich
* Freezing up
* 7:07Finn168719Finn walks away without looking back
* 7:07User909Vault Dweller 1: I'm warm!
* 7:07HiddenlichMatteo is frozen
* 7:07Beckitten27Beck: this is it... i'm going to freeze right here and probably die.
* 7:07Finn168719The radiation gets into the room
* 7:08Hiddenlich
* Dweller 1 can't bite off Matteo's leg
* 7:08Beckitten27Beck: goodbye world... you never were that nice to me anyway. \*cries\*
* 7:08WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Is everything okay out there?
* 7:08Hiddenlich
* Beck's tears freeze and fall to the floor
* Canada cannot exit the vault
* 7:08User909Vault Dweller 1: Alright, now i'm starting to feel cold
* 7:08WaluigiofthegodsI know.
* 7:09Beckitten27Beck: it's freezing and i'm probably going to die, of course i'm not ok!
* 7:09HiddenlichCynthia: Beck! Get in the lab! It's safe from radio-
* Cynthia freezes
* 7:09Beckitten27Beck: \*goes to the lab as quickly as possible\*
* 7:09User909Beck's left hand freezes
* 7:10Hiddenlich
* Beck sees an unoccupied cryo chamber
* 7:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'll be fine.
* 7:10Finn168719Finn goes back to the Vault and started feeling cold
* Finn goes to the Cyrogenic Room
* 7:10Beckitten27Beck: wait, a cryo chamber? that gives me an idea! \*enters\*
* Beck: i hope i'm not making a mistake
* 7:10Finn168719Finn goes back to his cyro tube and freezes
* 7:11User909(wasn't the entrace frozen? )
* 7:11Hiddenlich
* Finn can't get in. The entrance to the Vault is sealed off by layers of ice
* 7:11WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'll just take a nap.
* Canada takes a nap
* 7:12Finn168719Canada started freezing
* 7:12Hiddenlich
* Canada is frozen within a minute
* 7:12Finn168719The time started to speed up
* 7:12User909The fat Vault Dweller is frozen completely
* 7:13Hiddenlich
* 511 years into the future
* 7:13Finn168719The Cyro tubes opened
* 7:13Hiddenlich
* What should be the Vault's entrance year?
* 7:13WaluigiofthegodsBut Canada is immune to the cold.
* 7:13Beckitten27(this isn't normal cold)
* 7:13User909He is Canadian, not Pingu
* 7:14Hiddenlich
* When do you guys think the group entered the vault?
* I just want some time ideas
* 7:14User909Somewhere around 2020-2030
* 7:14WaluigiofthegodsOh.
* 7:14Finn168719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaq7DxnjvqU
* 7:14HiddenlichBeck, Finn, Waluigi? Would you agree on that, or do you have different suggestions?
* 7:15Finn168719Yep i agreed on that
* 7:15WaluigiofthegodsI say 3000.
* 7:15Beckitten27i don't really care
* 7:16WaluigiofthegodsKind of like Futurama.
* 7:16User909I think the human race won't even go past 2050
* 7:16Beckitten27(i don't know, i wasn't there at the beginning of the RP)
* 7:16Hiddenlich
* Majority rules, I guess
* 7:16Finn168719Finn wakes up in the Cyrotube
* Which the Cyrotube opens
* 7:17Hiddenlich
* So now the year would be 2531-2541
* 7:17WaluigiofthegodsI wonder if Simon is in this RP.
* 7:17Finn168719He will be in the RP as a Wastelander
* 7:17Hiddenlich
* How did Finn get inside the vault?
* 7:17Finn168719He just returned to the Vault after being outside the Radiation storm
* outside in\*
* 7:17Hiddenlich
* How? Ice covered the entrance
* 7:17User909The Vault's entrace was locked by an ice wall
* 7:18Finn168719The Vault entrance door was blown up since last time
* 7:18HiddenlichWhen?
* 7:18Finn168719Because of a Shrek Barbarian Raid
* 7:18Beckitten27can we get back to the rp?
* 7:18User909That was before the entrace got frozen
* 7:18HiddenlichThe freezing occurred after the raid
* 7:19Finn168719He might of shoot the ice
* 7:19WaluigiofthegodsSimon's probably a robot by now.
* 7:19Finn168719Or a Synth
* 7:19User909Or some kind of bio-mechanical military experiment
* 7:19Hiddenlich
* Let's just say he returned to reopen the Vault in a different... form
* 7:20WaluigiofthegodsPower suit Simon for the win.
* 7:20Hiddenlich
* Some cryo tubes are jammed shut due to freezing
* 7:20WaluigiofthegodsThis is what a power suit looks like.
* 7:21HiddenlichAeon tumbles out of one
* 7:21WaluigiofthegodsSimon knocks on the door
* 7:21HiddenlichAeon coughs and gulps
* 7:22WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Anyone there?
* 7:22Hiddenlich
* It is still extremely cold in the Vault
* 7:22WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I'm guessing I'll have to force myself in.
* 7:22HiddenlichAeon walks to the farm, and sees the deceased Matteo with his leg shoved down Vault Dweller 1's throat
* Aeon pukes at the sight of it
* There are many dry heaves, however
* 7:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon gets a laser beam and removes the door with it
* 7:23Finn168719Finn started looking for his way out
* 7:23HiddenlichAeon: Ow...
* 7:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Is there anyone in here?
* 7:23HiddenlichAeon: What happened while I was asleep?
* Aeon: Who's there?
* 7:24WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I'm Simon Jarrett, member of Pathos-II.
* 7:24HiddenlichAeon: ...
* Aeon tries to activate his Pipboy Readius
* 7:24WaluigiofthegodsSimon shows Aeon his ID
* 7:24HiddenlichAeon: Looks like I need a new energy component...
* 7:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I'm just a robot, that's all.
* 7:25Finn168719Finn checks his Pipboy 20000
* 7:25HiddenlichAeon: Yes, I know who you are. You don't need to prove it
* 7:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I come in peace.
* 7:25Beckitten27Beck: \*is not awake yet due to the extreme cold\*
* 7:25HiddenlichAeon shivers
* 7:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What happened to this place?
* 7:26HiddenlichAeon: We need to w-w-w-w-warm this place up....
* Aeon: I don't know how it ever got this cold, but something got \*\*\*\*ed up while I was in stasis
* 7:26WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I guess this base has now became The Simpsons:Tapped Out.
* 7:26Finn168719Finn: ... This is Fallout...
* 7:27WaluigiofthegodsSimon: Fallout:Tapped Out, then, i guess.
* 7:27Finn168719Finn: And this-s-s so cold.......
* Finn: It isn't even released you dumbo!
* 7:27HiddenlichAeon sees Finn's mechanical body
* 7:27WaluigiofthegodsSimon:This is that app.
* 7:28HiddenlichAeon: How are you cold? Your a robot!
* 7:28WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Where is everybody?
* 7:28Finn168719Finn: I need to get a Human body now....
* 7:28HiddenlichAeon: What the...
* 7:28Finn168719Finn: An Artificial one....
* 7:28WaluigiofthegodsSimon:This is a power suit. Power suits can handle extremely cold temperatures.
* 7:29Finn168719Finn leaves the Vault to find start his quest to get an Artificial body of himself
* 7:29User909A strange looking cloud is coming towards the shelter from the south...
* 7:29WaluigiofthegodsSimon walks into the prison
* 7:30Finn168719Finn: Which is capable of acting like a real human, maybe like create a Synth body and transfer my consciousness into it...
* 7:30HiddenlichAeon looks around for a way to warm the Vault up
* 7:30WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What the?
* 7:30User909The cloud was 10 m tall and could touch the ground
* 7:30Beckitten27Beck: \*is still frozen due to the cold\*
* 7:30Finn168719Finn started looking for the Insitute
* 7:31WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Is that...Matthew?
* 7:31Finn168719Finn: Which i will need to kill a Courser and get there.
* 7:31HiddenlichAeon: The electricity generator! Of c-c-ourse!
* 7:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Poor Matthew, I'll help you.
* 7:32HiddenlichAeon hurries down to the electrical works of the vault
* 7:32User909The cloud gets closer and closer. The cloud "devours" a nearby tree
* 7:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon uses his laser beam to remove the prison bars
* 7:32Finn168719Finn: And i wanted to be Human again......
* Finn: Because a Robot body makes me uncomfortable.....
* 7:33HiddenlichAeon: Wait a minute, why am I at the electricity core? I need to shut down the cryo tubes functioning system!
* Aeon runs back up the stairs to the lab
* 7:33WaluigiofthegodsSimon unfreezes Canada
* 7:33HiddenlichAeon sees a laptop with a password form
* Aeon: H-h-hacking...
* 7:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts shivering
* 7:34HiddenlichAeon starts typing random words into the password form
* 7:34Finn168719Finn continues exploring the Wasteland until he finds the Insitute Courser
* 7:34User909The cloud is 120 m away from the vault
* 7:34HiddenlichAeon: No, no, no, no, NO!
* Aeon: ARGH!
* Aeon punches his hand through the screen
* 7:35Finn168719Finn: I need to get into the Insitute, because i wanted a new Body.....
* 7:35Hiddenlich
* The power to the cryo lab shuts down
* 7:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Who the f-f\*\*k are you?
* 7:35HiddenlichAeon: ...
* 7:35WaluigiofthegodsSimon:It's i, Simon Jarrett. Everything is going to be fine.
* 7:36User909The cloud is 90 m away from the vault now
* It devours any kind of organic matter it finds
* 7:36WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Guys, i spot something on my radar!
* 7:36Beckitten27Beck: \*is unfrozen\* ???
* 7:36WaluigiofthegodsExcept for robots
* 7:36Finn168719Finn shoots at the Courser with a hunting rifle
* 7:37WaluigiofthegodsSimon:It looks like a gas cloud.
* Canada:G-gas cloud?
* 7:37HiddenlichAeon tries to look a wedge to open the jammed cryo tubes
* 7:37User909The cloud is 60 m away from the vault now
* 7:37WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Aeon check this out! Ther
* There's a gas cloud coming!
* 7:38HiddenlichRadio: ALERT! RADIATION CLOUD NEARING OPENED ENTRANCE! SEAL IT IMMEDIATELY!
* Aeon: ANYONE AWAKE?
* 7:38WaluigiofthegodsSimon:But i destroyed the door.
* Canada:I am.
* 7:38Beckitten27Beck: what's going on?
* 7:38HiddenlichAeon: We need to go, now!
* Aeon runs out of the lab
* 7:39User909The cloud is 30 m away from the Vault
* 7:39WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Everbpybody! Get on top of me!
* Simon:If you want to live!
* 7:39HiddenlichAeon: SH\*T SH\*T SH\*T SH\*T!
* Aeon slips at the entrance
* 7:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada gets on Simon
* Simon:Just get on me Aeon!
* 7:40HiddenlichAeon: COME ON! WHERE IS EVERYONE ELSE?
* 7:40User909The cloud is 10 m away from the vault
* 7:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get on my back!
* 7:40Finn168719Finn: I hate being a robot...
* 7:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Hurry!
* 7:40Beckitten27Beck: \*is confused\*
* 7:40HiddenlichAeon gets up, and runs out of the vault, into the woods
* 7:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon's jetpack comes on
* 7:41HiddenlichHenry: What did that guy say?
* 7:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get on me Aeon!
* 7:41HiddenlichHenry: Something about "leaving the vault"?
* 7:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Do you want to live!?
* 7:41Hiddenlich
* Aeon ignores Simon, and continues his sprint
* 7:41User909Gustav: I'm out! I don't wanna die! Gustav runs away from the vault
* 7:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Fine, my jetpack is 10 times faster than you!
* 7:42Beckitten27Beck: anyone?
* 7:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon's jetpack comes on with Canada on his back.
* 7:42Finn168719The jetpack started malfunctioning
* 7:42HiddenlichHenry runs out of the vault entrance, only to meet face to cloud with the cloud-like creature
* 7:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Hold on Becl.
* beck
* 7:42HiddenlichHenry: ...
* 7:43User909The cloud was made out of tiny insect-like robots.
* 7:43WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Waahooo!
* 7:43HiddenlichHenry faints at the sight of them
* Aeon runs off a cliff edge, into a small pond
* 7:44WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Poor Henry.
* 7:44User909Henry's body is "devoured" by the nanobots. The matter of his body is converted to more nanobots.
* 7:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Don't worry, we're gonna survive.
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 7:45HiddenlichAeon washes up on the pond shore
* 7:45Finn168719Hello Sling
* 7:45Sling KingWUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
* 7:45WaluigiofthegodsHey S
* 7:45Hiddenlich
* 7:45Sling KingHey
* 7:45Beckitten27Hi sling king!
* 7:45WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We did it!
* 7:45User909The nanobot cloud is on the vault's entrace
* 7:46Beckitten27Beck: typical...
* 7:46WaluigiofthegodsSimon:In yo face cloud!
* 7:46Hiddenlich
* Is Beck still in the vault?
* 7:46Sling KingCan i join?
* 7:46HiddenlichYou don't need to ask...
* 7:46User909She is
* 7:46WaluigiofthegodsI guess Sling King has been left to die.
* 7:46Finn168719Finn: I hated being a Robot, i perfer being a Human..
* 7:46Beckitten27(i'm not even really sure)
* 7:47Sling KingWhat? @Simon
* 7:47Finn168719Finn: Because of water and all that.
* 7:47HiddenlichScientist: ENOUGH WITH YOUR COMPLAINING! \*Cries out of annoyance\*
* 7:47WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada eventually land at a cozy house
* 7:47HiddenlichScientist: Just transfer yourself to this body, and LEAVE!
* 7:48Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
* Finn transfer his consciousness into the body
* 7:48WaluigiofthegodsSimon knocks on the door
* 7:48Hiddenlich
* It is a Generation III Synth
* 7:48WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ding dong!
* 7:48Finn168719Finn teleports back to the wasteland as a Generation III Synth
* 7:49Sling KingSimon
* What did you say earlier?
* 7:49WaluigiofthegodsI was saying hey to you.
* Canada:I'm sure someone lives in that house.
* 7:50Sling KingDidn't you say "I guess Sling King has been left to die."
* 7:50Finn168719In a Wasteland
* 7:50Beckitten27Beck: they left... without me.
* 7:50Finn168719Finn scratches his hair
* 7:51WaluigiofthegodsIn the wasteland, yes.
* User909The nanobots start searching the vault for organic matter to devour
* 7:51WaluigiofthegodsCall me Matthew.
* 7:51Sling Kingok
* 7:51Beckitten27Beck: i don't even care anymore... after all, they stopped caring about me
* 7:51WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Why won't anybody answer?
* 7:52Sling KingMarch Krellings comes out of a portal near Simon
* 7:52User909The nanobots find Beck
* 7:52Finn168719Finn: It appears that i looked exactly what i looked like before i became a Robot...
* 7:52WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Who are you?