Jacklyn Lynn Eisenberg

> *Ex-wife of Leader of the Opposition, Sydney Lucas Webster, from 1967 to 1986*
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## Jacklyn Lynn Eisenberg

### Parents

* Jedediah Azariah Eisenberg
* Jane Ann Wallace

### Spouse

* Sydney Lucas Webster (married: 1967-1986; divorced)
* Ezekiel Rawlings Burton (married: 1985-2022; his death)
* Ludovicus Brissett Van Belleghem (married: 2022-2023; divorce)
* William Reese Belk (m. 2023)

### Children

* Sydney Lucas Webster II
* Olympia Valeria Webster
* Zachary Lucas Webster
* Theodosia Vienna Webster
* Theodora Vienna Webster
* Chuckie Lucas Webster
* Joseph Lucas Webster
* Jennifer Elaina Webster
* Wendy Wilma Webster
* Gordon Lucas Webster
* Gregory Lucas Webster
* Jessica Lynn Webster
* Franklin Lucas Webster
* Jedediah Rawlings Burton

**Jacklyn Lynn Eisenberg** (b. February 24, 1951) is the ex-wife of Leader of the Opposition Sydney Lucas Webster and daughter of former President of the Wolfsberg Empire, Jedediah A. Eisenberg. After her and Sydney divorced in 1986, Jacklyn married twice, marrying Ezekiel Rawlings Burton while still married to Webster in 1985 before divorcing Webster in 1986, and then Burton died in 2022, and she was briefly married to Ludovicus Van Belleghem. Jacklyn Eisenberg had 14 children, 13 of them were from Webster. In 2023, Jacklyn Eisenberg married a significantly younger person, William Reese Belk, on June 29, 2023.

In the Chawosaurian world, Jacklyn Eisenberg is widely noted for her hatred for her ex-husband Sydney Webster, as well as her lack of affection for her children she had with Sydney when the two were married. Eisenberg is not really a very liked person by both the Webster family or the Chawosaurian public, she was silent on the respective deaths of Sydney's parents Garfield Lucas Webster II (died in 2019) and Eleanora McClellan Webster (died in 2023) and made no appearance at their respective funerals. Jacklyn was briefly involved in a bigamous marriage with Sydney and her second husband Ezekiel Burton from 1985 to 1986 when she and Sydney were already going through a divorce, and of all many controversies, Jacklyn even accused Sydney of marital rape, an accusation Sydney denied.

## Biography

Jacklyn Lynn Eisenberg was born on February 24, 1951, in Portland, Oregon, to a Jewish American family, Jedediah Azariah Eisenberg and Jane Ann Wallace, though her mother was a Presbyterian Scottish American. Jacklyn was always a troubled child, she was insubordinate and her academic performance was poor. Jacklyn's relationship with her family has always been poor, especially with her mother who tried to correct course Jacklyn, only for Jacklyn to diss her. Jacklyn's father was a wealthy financier and her mother was a housewife and a homemaker.

The Eisenbergs moved from Portland to Anchorage in 1963 due to her father's promotions. In the mid to late 1960s, Jacklyn met Sydney Lucas Webster and they became romantically involved and she finally met Sydney's parents, Garfield Lucas Webster II and Eleanora McClellan Webster, but Jacklyn was not met with acceptance from Sydney's father due to her having a Jewish father who works in finances, but she easily won the motherly treatment from Sydney's mother, and what Sydney and Jacklyn shared together, they both have a Scottish American mother. Despite their relationship, Sydney often publicly humiliated Jacklyn for being Jewish, stereotypically mocking her Jewish heritage and called her antisemitic names, often upsetting Jacklyn. Sydney often called Jacklyn "my hymie girlfriend" and stereotypically stated that he had "a girl with alot of money and it's hard to make her share some" based on the antisemitic canard that Jews are extremely greedy when it comes to money. An interesting fact about Sydney and Jacklyn is that they were fifth cousins once removed through the Potter family (not the one from Harry Potter), a prominent Potter ancestor of the Webster family is Nicola Mary Potter.

On July 31, 1967, Sydney and Jacklyn married even though they were both under 18, they were able to marry due to parental blessings. In early 1969, Sydney and Jacklyn conceived their first child, who would be named Sydney Lucas "Sid" Webster, Jr, and Sid was born on January 24, 1970 on a U.S. military base in Saigon due to Sydney serving his country in Vietnam and Jacklyn serving as a military nurse to be near Sydney. Sydney and Jacklyn had four more children during the Vietnam War, but when the war ended and the U.S.-backed Saigon government was overthrown by the communists in 1975, Sydney and Jacklyn moved to Portland and struggled to find a post-war life. Neither Sydney nor Jacklyn really liked their children or raising them, they just enjoyed sex and nothing else. This prompted concern among their parents, Jacklyn's parents served as "emotional parents" for the children due to them not receiving any love from Sydney nor Jacklyn, and Sydney's parents had always offered the children to spend time with them for Christmas in Anchorage.

By 1985, the marriage was falling apart. Sydney had grown paranoid about Jacklyn because of her Jewish heritage, increasingly becoming suspicious of her and accused her of plotting against him, and Sydney was not shy to express how embarrassed he felt for having what he once called "half-breeds" referring to their children because of their partial Jewish blood. Even Sydney's mother expressed concern about the children's partial Jewish heritage, saying to Jacklyn: "I love my grandchildren even if they're black or Indian, but do you think your children are just a little bit too Jewish for me and my husband?" In 2022, the 92-year-old and now widowed Eleanora admitted to Sid, one of Sydney and Jacklyn's sons, that she had always been uncomfortable with Jewish children and said it was "a horrible thing to think about a child" in a regretful and remorseful tone. Eleanora would die a year later in 2023 of an aneurysm.

## Feud with Sydney Lucas Webster

Sydney Lucas Webster and Jacklyn Lynn Eisenberg were husband and wife from 1967 to 1986 and during their marriage, they became the mother and father of Sydney II, Jacklyn, Zachary, Theodosia, Theodora, Chuckie, Joseph, Jennifer, Wendy, Gordon, Gregory, Jessica, and Franklin; a total of 13 children. The marriage was very turbulent though very sexual (why else they have this many children?) and they cared little for their children as a result. Sydney often bullied Jacklyn for her Jewish heritage often in front of people and he was anything but a faithful husband, and as for Jacklyn, she was just extremely unlikable as far back as childhood. Sydney and Jacklyn made the final decision to divorce. Their divorce was finalized on August 23, 1986. Sydney remarried though, he married a widowed mother from Britain and a longtime friend, Victoria Mary Kingsley, and this marriage has become a happier marriage between Sydney and Victoria and Sydney improved his relationship with his children.

Since Sydney and Jacklyn divorced in 1986, the two despised each other. Jacklyn became resentful that Sydney had been living a happier marriage with Victoria, while she lived a miserable marriage with Ezekiel Burton despite the two had a son together, Jedediah, in 1990.

## Personal Life

Jacklyn has a bad relationship with the Webster family that she never attended the funerals of Garfield Lucas Webster II in 2019 and Eleanora McClellan Webster in 2023.