Eddie/Supports

* **Eddie**: Look it’s me? More like, look, you’re somewhere you don’t belong.

* **Dakota**: If I’m to be honest, neither of us exactly belong here. But a mediocre thief shouldn’t be somewhere he can’t steal from without being caught.

* **Eddie**: Mediocre? Please. I’ve looted so much stuff from here and haven’t been caught yet.

* **Dakota**: Ahem.

* **Eddie**: Except by you.

* **Dakota**: And it’s painfully obvious you’re carrying goods in your clothes.

* **Eddie**: Is not.

* **Dakota**: Forgive me if I’m wrong, but last time I checked, you didn’t have angular growths coming off your torso.

* **Eddie**: …..

* **Dakota**: If you want to steal, do it from someone who only has money. And is unable to see or hear your blunders.

* **Eddie**: What? I couldn’t steal from someone who’s handicapped! That’s wrong!

* **Dakota**: And stealing from royalty is any different?

* **Eddie**: …..

* **Dakota**: I’ll leave you to your, ahem, thievery.

* **Eddie**: What, you’re not going to steal anything yourself? What a loser. Looks like Eddie’s gonna be raking in the—wait, are those footsteps?

### B Support

* **Eddie**: (Okay, here we go. Going to rack up some big money on this one!)

* **Dakota**: …Let me guess, there’s an amateur thief hanging around in this very hut?

* **Eddie**: (Psh, as if he actually knows I’m here.)

* **Dakota**: You whisper really loudly, so yes, I know you’re here.

* **Eddie**: Shit!

* **Dakota**: Was your failure last time not a lesson to stop trying to steal while you’re in the company you are in? I would have thought Knifez would have punished you.

* **Eddie**: I didn’t actually steal anything last time.

* **Dakota**: Because he caught you.

* **Eddie**: Specifics.

* **Dakota**: Truths.

* **Eddie**: What’s your damage, anyway?

* **Dakota**: What damage? I’m just saving you from future punishments at the hands of our princely leader.

* **Eddie**: You’re also stalking me, and that’s just not cool, man.

* **Dakota**: I’m not stalking. I’m doing what you are.

* **Eddie**: Trying to steal?

* **Dakota**: Figuring out how to make some quick money.

* **Eddie**: Knew it.

* **Dakota**: Except I do it by just walking into a place, not by breaking in through the ceiling and causing more damage than the worth of the goods I pilfer.

* **Eddie**: I don’t cause—WHOA!

* **Dakota**: As I said, damage. I’ll leave you to your collapsed roof issues.

* **Eddie**: Wait, no! Dakota don’t go! …Man, if Knifez finds me here, he’s going to have my head. No stealing, he said.

## Eddie and Ewisko

### C Support

* **Eddie**: (He might be a poor kid, but he’s bound to have something on him worth at least a little money!)

* **Ewisko**: Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have something on my face?

* **Eddie**: Huh? Can you see me?

* **Ewisko**: Uh, yes. You’re standin’ right in front of me.

* **Eddie**: Damn it! I’m supposed to be stealthy and unseen, like the wind in the night!

* **Ewisko**: Sometimes the wind’s real dusty when it blows at night. Comes off the fields.

* **Eddie**: That’s not what I meant!

* **Ewisko**: Oh, gotcha.

* **Eddie**: Now just…look away or something!

* **Ewisko**: …..

* **Eddie**: (Heh, like convincing a kid to hand over the family jewels. I’ve got this in the bag.)

* **Ewisko**: If you wanted to find my picture of DJ’s momma, all you had to do was ask.

* **Eddie**: Your picture of…what?

* **Ewisko**: You know what. You’re lookin’ for it right now, aren’t you? Here, let me show you it. It’s my most valuable treasure.

* **Eddie**: No thanks. I’ve got to go somewhere else. Right now. Without your picture.

## Eddie and Josh

### C Support

* **Josh**: Before you so much as contemplate coming any closer to me, let me know your intent of approach.

* **Eddie**: Uh, to have a friendly conversation?

* **Josh**: And to not take part in foolish thievery?

* **Eddie**: Psh, as if I would do something that dumb. You’d be expecting it.

* **Josh**: That does not mean you would not give it an earnest attempt.

* **Eddie**: Yeah, okay. Irregardless of if that’s my reason to be here or not, I—

* **Josh**: Silence.

* **Eddie**: Huh?

* **Josh**: You used a word there, one that simply does not exist.

* **Eddie**: I…did?

* **Josh**: You meant to say regardless.

* **Eddie**: No I didn’t. I said what I meant.

* **Josh**: And what you meant was a grossly overused piece of language that simply isn’t correct!

* **Eddie**: …..

* **Josh**: It took you a moment, but now you are silent and you can take back what you said.

* **Eddie**: Irregardless is totally a word, though!

* **Josh**: No. Now leave. It was obvious from the way you snuck in here that your intent was to steal, not to have banter on language. Good day.

* **Eddie**: But…it’s a word!

## Eddie and Julius

### C Support

* **Eddie**: (Maybe this guy has some coin on him. I mean, he's a dancer so there's no way he hasn't made anything! Maybe if I just...)

* **Julius**: Whoa! Who goes there? Sorry big boy. You can look, but you can't touch.

* **Eddie**: (Curses! How'd he figure out I was trying to pick his pockets?!)

* **Julius**: You were what?

* **Eddie**: Uh, nothing! Unrelated question, though. Uh, how much does being a dancer pay?

* **Julius**: Depends on the clientele I bring in. I can make quite a pretty coin in one night if I shake my hips right. Why do you...ask?

* **Eddie**: Oh, no reason! Heh...

* **Julius**: Alright...Well, I'll catch you later, okay? And stop trying to steal from me, or I'm telling Knifez.

* **Eddie**: (Drat! Foiled again. I'll have to find a craftier way to get at his goods...Oh, that sounded bad.)

* **Julius**: It sure did.