Bloonbusters Saga + Portal RPG: Random Jam/Mission 1-1-1

*FOR YOUR REFERENCE: That's how I say the worlds. Stuff. Like this: World-Sector-Mission.*

## The Adventure

### ***CUTSCENE**: A Perfectly Normal... Picnic*

(after the **RA** battle) DINGY DANGY! BEATEN BY THE HEROES AGAIN!toik dut!WELL, I'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH DEFEATS FROM THE PAST!*(rewind to **SSLW**)*DARNIT! Even by stealing THAT book, I still lost!*(rewind end)*You are gonna...PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(but **Duhstort** eats him and spit him away)bokker lyuk nox toim, keedBAH! I HATE ALL THIS! I'M JUST GOING TO REST FOREVER!PORTALS?! MWHAHAHA I COULD USE THOSE TO DESTROY... THIS PLANET!SO, FOR SIX DAYS... HE LEARNED MORE ABOUT THE PORTALSLet's get- oh.THIS IS SO HARRRRRD!Yah, dude?HELP ME SEND THESE PORTALS.Okay, but I'll use the portals on **Starli**. (does that)WAWCHOMP! WAWCHOMP!HEY DAD, I MARRIED A ROBOT!*(PICNIC THINGIE)*Belle journée, hein, **Helmy**? (Nice day, right, **Helmy**?)Of course! This is really great! If you’re just an anthropomorphic food item, there’s no such thing as cannibalism!(comes out of a portal) BUT MURDER’S STILL A THING!TWO **Cookies**?!OH YEAH! I’M THE **COOKIE** FROM **SSLW**! Since that comic was cancelled, I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO KILL YOU! BUT NOW...OH NO!Mmm, what's in my tummy? A message to, uh, close the portals again?Wait, we WERE having a picnic four days ago... shouldn’t **Blockzilla** appear?**Big Tum** transport you to where big danger is. (eats all the characters and transports them there)No... no... this can’t be happening...(**Jack** said this)Hey, that’s my line!
### ***WAVE 1 OUT OF 5***

Yes, I've just changed how the missions would go.*START THE GAME! Time for **Wave 1**.*Sau dude I was about to say "we don't have wave intros anymore" but FINE.**Grobgrobber** intro! It just bonks its head with a mallet.(CHOOSE SIX CHARACTERS! Since **Battle'**s way however, I guess we can choose **TSRITW'**s and **Yokai'**s characters.)Hey, you look like a pig from *Angry Birds*!(makes an *angry grunt* and *punches* **Jack** in the face) (not part of the wave)(does the *flop*) I shldn’t hv sd tht.(grabs **Jack** and kidnaps him to ***Wave 2***)WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?(another **Grobgrobber** *attacks*)...1 **Grobgrobber**As usually, I am going to wait for speed. SO INSERT YOUR SPEED SO I CAN DETERMINE WHO THE HECK GOES FIRST AND LAST!**Jack** has 500 SPD, but he’s not here right now.**Cookie (RA)** has 300 SPD.**Cuatro (BS)** has 444 SPD, but......**Cuatro (RA)** has 4444.Wow! Once again characters who are already high speed in the beginning! Hopefully not high HP either. Or ATK.i have 100 SPD, so i’m lastRAYU! RAYU‘Kay, so **Cuatro (BS)**’s first!(uses *Ghostly Zappies* on the **Grobgrobber**)(takes **8** damage) (1/5) (I mean, 2/10)My turn! (uses *Fortune Cookie* on **Grobgrobber**)(ded)
### ***WAVE 2 OUT OF 5***

*Halle**2**ya! Halle**2**ya!***Blob** intro! It swings from a vine, jumps off, and gives a loud *BLAH*!SAME CHARACTERS, KIDS!Yeah, I just improved (I think) stuff.(except this time...) I’M HERE!(floods the battlefield with *money*)(pops out from the money)WAIT! WHAT ARE THE WAVE CONTENTS!?1 **Blob**!Also, that move didn’t count, so...(*punches* the **Blob**)Took **5** damage! (0/5)
### ***WAVE 3 OUT OF 5***

*Why don’t we do it with **3**?*1 **Grobgrobber**1 **Blob**I GO FIRST!(creates a *rage inferno*)(the **Blob** dies)(so does the **Grobgrobber**)
### ***WAVE 4 OUT OF 5***

*I DON’T NEED YOU ANY-**FOUR**!***Lidelle(?)** Intro! *HOPS* TOWARDS... YOU?One... **Lidelle(?)**My turn! I can summon a **JackBot**!(**Jack** *summons* **JackBot 3hree**)(**JackBot 3hree** uses *Tee K.O.* on **Lidelle(?)**)(WELL, THIS ISN'T FUN!) (**Lidelle(?)** dies)I'll accept that because I was planning for the disguise to be burnt down only for the **Blobs** to come out.
### ***WAVE 5 OUT OF 5***

*(**FIVE**!) SHAKE YOUR BODY IF YOU FEEL LIKE A **FI-I-IVE**!***LAST WAVE***BOSS: **REKT-IT-NOIN***(*punches* **RIN**)(how much damage does it do though)(I’ll take that as a **10**, which did nothing)(**Cuatro (BS)** uses *The Wrath of Cuatro* on **Cookie**...)(...who uses *Nocturnal Admissions*.)Time for me! (*jumps* on 1 **Wanzie**)**Wanzie A** took **5** damage! (5/10) (Whole Boss: 85/90)**User:MrYokaiAndWatch902**? Where are you?Shooting now! (**Pea** *shoots* the same **Wanzie** which **Red Ball** *jumped* on)**Wanzie A** died!(**Wanzies** reassemble)(**Rekt-It-Noin** is now **Aayte**)(turns **Aayte** into **Rekt-It-Noin** again)(he still has 80/90 HP though)My turn! (*shoots* sun at the boss)(There is no **Wanzie**. ~~Get your facts straight.~~)Since **TSRITW'**s currently inactive, **Battle** goes.All right! (*jumps* onto the boss) (**Sunflower** used *sun* on the boss btw)Didn't do anything!(*sneezes* on **Jack**)What?! but he is the only enemy we can fight against!(**Renegrenade** comes in and fires **Red Ball** at **Rekt-It-Noin**, causing **Rekt-It-Noin** to explode into nine **Wanzies**. one **Wanzie** dead)Gonna *shoot*! (uses *pea shot* on a **Wanzie**)(*sun fires* the same **Wanzie**)(**Wanzie B** took **8** damage) (2/10)(**Wanzies** reassemble) (72/90) (80% HP left!)(**Rekt-It-Noin** *sneezes* a **Blob** out)**Blob** used *BLAH* on **Sunflower**! Did 3 damage! (7/10)(*jumps* onto **Blob**)(gets squished into a pile of goo)(*pea shoots* boss)(uses *sun fired* on the boss)(shoots **Red Ball** at **RIN**)(uses *Kaplowie!* on the **Wanzies** after they land)They all take **8** damage! One dead! Seven of the **Wanzies** are at 2 HP!They reassemble! (**Noin'**s HP: 14/90) (16%)(*jumps* onto the boss)No effect!(**Pea** *shoots* **RIN**)(uses *Sun Fired* on **RIN**)It feels nothing! BUT IT HICCUPS!7 **Wanzies**! CAN YOU KILL ALL IN ONE MOVE?!(uses *Kaplowie!*) Prend ça!DEFEATED! KILLED!Hey guys! What did I miss?
### ***CUTSCENE**: Introducing Time Fragments*

**Cookie**: What's this?That is a **Time Fragment**. They reveal history. (touches the **Time Fragment**)*(flashback #1)*COME ON, **COOKIE**! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! (opens up **YRDKJ** and what's inside are a **Cookie Masterson** **Upgrade Tag** and **Cookie'**s essence)**Jack**: I didn’t expect that to work...*(end of flashback)*WAIT, I WAS STILL BROKEN BY THE END OF THE FIRST EDITION OF **SSLW**!?(comes out of a portal) AnD i StIlL aM!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHH DON’T BREAK MEEEEEEEEEEEEIt’S oKaY. i WiLl NoT bReAk YoU, bUt I cAn BrEaK eNeMiEs.I’m still here. Should we destroy you or...RUN! (all good fighters run away)Hey, I should be the boss of the next mission! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!**Lucy Loud**: Told ya. The cards don’t lie.(disguised as a bush) **Cuatro** from **RA**, seems like there're these **Time Fragments**. We need to collect as much as we can so we can exploit their weaknesses.And **Cookie Masterson (SSLW)**, we're gonna use someone else for a boss. Someone who's stronger.Then the wave after the next wave.Erm... Pretty sure it is a bad idea to be after a boss which is stronger than you. Unless you're a regular enemy.I’m stronger than you think, **Maroon Sphere**.**Mr. Blind Cookie**, i'm a red ball. Stop thinking that i am a maroon sphere. Also, go see an eye doctor. Oh wait, you cannot even see an eye doctor if you cannot even see the eye doctor.GRRRRRRRRRR! (shoots **Red Ball** with his *bazooka* but he missed) I’M JOINING **CUATRO (RA)**!!!!!!!Wait, there are TWO “the end”s?

**Walkastep**
**Numbered Grounds**
**Launchtime**, The Portals Awaken, Beefing UP, Beefing DOWN