Lisa Lavender

* Normal (Phase 2)
* Normal (Phase 1)
* Fat

**Lisa Lavender** is a supporting character in TheGamerLover's Mematic Universe and its spin-offs. She is a news reporter and anchorwoman from the *Vale News Network*.

## Story

### Background

In her youth, Lisa Lavender attended Lady Browning's Preparatory Academy For Girls. After graduation, she received a golden triskelion pin and eventually pursued a career as a news reporter, becoming a news caster for the Vale News Network's televised broadcasts.

### Phase 1

Lisa reports the appearance of a woman with groove yet dangerous skills that is frightening nearby citizens, and announces the reward people are putting for the one who brings the monster dead.

Lisa would reappear in RU🅱️Y's first episode, where she is seen on a screen aboard the Vale Airship bringing new students to Beacon Academy. She reports on the discovery of surviving Faunus found after the massacre allegedly caused by Blake Belladonna and how White Fang will do anything in order to catch her dead or alive, before changing to the brighter side of the news, which is: A JUNES COMMERCIAL!!! (YAY!)

She appears once again reporting the robbery of King Ramses' slab and that its worth one million dollars, much to Weiss' delight and excitement. Then, she recieves a phone call from the greedy snowflake who requests her to place an ad for the slab. The next morning, Lisa is seen again on TV, interviewing Professor Kolorado, who tells her that the stolen artifact has been retrieved and it will remain buried in antiquity for all time.

Days later, Lisa would travel to Tokyo to report about the capture of Ren Amamiya, who has been caught trying to steal a diamond from a jewelry and his following arrest.

Months later, a now morbidly obese Lisa Lavender overfed by the Alcremies reports on the situation of people being fattened up by those otherworldy Pokémon, she is seen again reporting that the invasion has ended miraculously and that everyone including herself should be returning to their normal weights slowly.

### Phase 2

During the Vytal Festival Tournament, Lisa serves as one of the hosts along with Peter Port and Bartholomew Oobleck. She and her team are in charge of the worldwide broadcasting of the tournament's battles on TV and social media.

Lisa reports the invasion of the Neco-Arcs step by step, first seen interviewing a farmer who miraculously got his crops intacted, before seeing a Neco-Arc saying the N-Word live. Later, she compares the situation with the endless FNF mods by saying that those creatures are EVERYWHERE, adding that the police tried to destroy them in vain. Finally, she reports that the Neco-Arcs are all exploding of laughter thanks to a new meme people baptized as "Sboote Boy", before falling from her chair from laughter.

## Gallery

A template, if you want to make Memes out of her.
## Trivia

* She has more appearances and story roles than her canon-self.
* Lisa was planned to appear in The Revenge of Selvaria Bles reporting either the kidnap of Ruby and Yang and/or what was happening on London with the Dark Hour but it was scrapped during the process because of not finding a moment to put her there.