Inkling Boy

"This boy will not hesitate to splash you with ink and obscure your vision if it means he can gain the upper hand in the race."

### Relatives

Inkling Girl (Ancestor), Jake Paul (Father)

## Appearances

### Appears in

Sonic Underground, Splatoon 4: Revenge of Koopa

### Debut

Supr Mario

Inkling Boy is a DLC character in the game "Character Kart 2". He was meant to be added into the first instalment but due to his ongoing legal dispute with Mark Zuckerberg, the developers opted to save him for the second game. In a tragic and cruel twist of fate, he was murdered by Chad Gibbs yesterday.

## Bio

Inkling Boy was born on a farm in the middle of Taiwan. The skills he developed there would prove invaluable later on in his life. During his teenage years, he was an active member of the Canadian Communist party, and helped them rise to prominence in the political sphere. He greatly enjoyed his time working with communists, and wrote about them very fondly in his biography, stating "Even though I am no longer at the farm, I am still being gifted with opportunities to work with those I feel the most affinity for: Cows."

He would eventually leave the Communist Party however, and find success as a YouTuber. At the age of 24 he started a YouTube Channel called "Louder with Crowder" where he would upload videos of himself saying his signature phrase "It's Inkin' Time" before yelling racial slurs at people travelling abord P&O Ferries. This behaviour was not without repercussions though, his fifth video ended up going viral and was shared all over the world. As a result, Inkling Boy is now banned from enterring 63 countries, including his home country Taiwan. He is also no longer allowed to shop at Sainsbury's or B&Q.

Naturally, this infamy would lead to him being cancelled. All now seemed lost to Inkling Boy. His family disowned him, the girl he was dating at the time, Wendy Koopa, broke up with him (she later went on to marry Chad Rex) and his land lord evicted him. One day though, he decided to start a path to redemption. It was one quiet evening on the street when he was listening to his favourite song, "My heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion, that he felt inspired to become a better man. Truly, there was no direction he could possibly take with his life now than to become the leader of an elite crime ring.

This is exactly what he did. "The Fearsome Fellas" became a force to be reckoned with across the United Kingdom, even growing to an extent where he once again had sway in the field of politics. in fact, Inkling Boy was responsible for rigging the Election that lead to the Labour Party's Gordon Brown becoming Prime Minister, though this not common knowledge. His reasons for doing this are unclear, but it is now speculated that behind the scenes dealings were going on, and that Gordon Brown promised to revive the popular TV Series "Chuggington" if Inkling Boy could get him elected.

Inkling Boy loved Chuggington, which is a shame in my opinion because Chuggington is a disgusting TV series that is rooted in deep misogyny and bigotry.

## Special talents

Inkling Boy has a wide array of talents, similar to Chad Rex

His talents consist of:

Racism: Inkling Boy is a deeply racist man, holding a particular distate for African women.

Bribery and Blackmail: Inkling Boy gained notable power and success through unherhanded dealings.

Shooting: Inkling Boy shoots ink out of his Assault Rifle 15.