Messing With the Laws of Physics in Mario

*Messing With the Laws of Physics in Mario* is a video Uploaded by on the Ranger the Warrior YouTube Channel. It is the debut of The Elm. Warriors, where they play *Mari0*, a fan game that combines *Super Mario Bros*. and *Portal*.

## Transcript

Ranger: Sup up y'all Ranger here and today we are playing *Mari0* with this fancy freaking goomba. Look at him, he's beautiful, and today I'm not playing this alone. I am joined by my boy Spar.

Spar: Hey!... I ruined it.

Ranger: No you didn't. Um, got RunOut.

RunOut: Yeeaah!

Ranger: Great intro and last but definitely not least, we got our ice boi Spax.

Spax: Tacos! 🌮

Ranger: So uh, today we are playing *Mari0*. If you haven't heard of it it's basically *Mario* but you have portal from *Portal.* Very portal [sic]. So, uh, we're gonna be playing this and we're gonna try to beat the game or do something, I don't know. Lets-a gamer boys!

...

Ranger: All right gamer well, whoa that frame rate drop though. Oh by the way um for everyone watching, uh it's gonna disclaimer now we have infinite uh time and infinite lives just to get more uh gamer.

Ranger: Ultimate velocity. Oh crap that didn't work. Just this pipe is a no.

Spax: Okay where am I?

Ranger: I just deleted Spar.

Spar: Okay. Where's Spax? Where's Spax?

Ranger: Spax is always gone Oh by the way uh just a quick disclaimer, I exist. That's very epic. Our boy Spar over here is very friendly and very kind and now he's dead. He's very chill uh, we got our boy RunOut over here which is very gamer-speedrunner, but he can also get kind of hot-headed sometimes, and finally Spax, uh he doesn't really ever play video games so we're probably never going to see him on screen.

Spax: Yeah...

Ranger: But he's here for comedic attention and you guys are both dead.

RunOut: Wait, are we gonna be using the Warp Zones?

Ranger: Um it depends, do we want to use Warp Zones?

Spar: No!

Ranger: No Spax can you do the ultimate gauntlet?

RunOut: No.

Ranger: Get passed us three.

RunOut: You have to hold A for it to work. You have to hold A to be able to jump, then you have to keep moving. You have to hold A and right on the D-pad.

Spax: Oh, I am right there, okay.

Ranger: And now just- there you go.

Spar: You made it, you made it!

Ranger Just keep going. There you go. No trust me no they- ah.

Spar: I just made a gamer[sic].

Ranger: Welcome to the dead.

RunOut: Imagine not dying

Spar: Hang on I'm gonna trap these Koopa-

Ranger: Hen, you're gonna do what now?

Spar: Hold on, stop. Let me abuse the koopa troopas.

Ranger: oh god, oh no, oh no, what did we do? What did we do?

Spar: What have I created?

Ranger: Who else wants big boy?

Spar: I died again.

RunOut/Spar: Me!

Spax: Lemu.

RunOut: Watch me die.

Ranger: Oh yes I am the victor. I forgot my rights from lefts.

Ranger: Hold on I got this.

RunOut: We had a goomba trail, that way the goomba just can't walk, he doesn't get to want Taco Bell.

Ranger: Oh I'm gonna try that-... No, that was so sad. We are so close to victory. Are you ready, Spax? To victory... Wait what? What was that all about?

Spar: Oh no I'm gonna die.

Ranger: Hold on wait i have a way to try it, I have a way to Spax transport. Hold away uh let's just drop 'em off, uh like here. There it is. I shot Spax into this area and he killed the goombas.

RunOut: Nice.

RangerL I'm gonna make a, I'm gonna make a Spax portal so that when Spax needs to spat-... Um everyone just go through the Spax portal.

Spar: You don't want to go through my portal. Oh no Spax don't do that!

Ranger: Spax hold on we can talk about this rationally.

Spar: Spax!?

(Flashback) Spax: Lemu. Tacos! 🌮

Spar: He went through the portal, No!

Ranger: Whooo! Gamer!

Spar: Chees-itz.

RunOut: Why won't someone go in that portal?

Ranger: I'll probably die... Yes I love playing I love playing video game. I love playing the video game. Dude, playing the video game is so much fun do you agree?

Spar: Yes i think that the video game is very educational.

Spar: Keep on running keep on running.

RunOut: Keep on RunOut-ing.

Spar: A family RunOuting. So I think that World 2-4 or World 2.

RunOut: Seven oh no not seven. Ranger, have you remember I 7-4?

Ranger: What is 7-4?

RunOut: The repeating castle.

RangerL All right.

RunOut: Let me give you a die.

Ranger: You are very gamer. Oh no!

Spar: The United States is technically-

Ranger: No, you don't get to live.

Spar: What is in this portal, is it death?

Ranger: RunOut, just cancel it. Don't worry I got, I have a one-way ticket to Brazil. ... I was just shooting in random directions.

Spar: This video was sponsored by Spax.

Ranger: You kidding me? There we go. Thank you.

RunOut: What?

Spar: Oh he's back yeah you're right for Spax.

Spax: I hope you have a nice, depressing dinner tonight.

Spar: Dang! So just like one piece of cereal?

Ranger: I meanI also have Honey Oats cereal so like those are freaking delicious.

RunOut: Golden Gram!!!

Ranger: All the- Yes, cheese-itz cereal!

RunOut: 3-4s chill.

Ranger: Chill until we die. Hold on real quick though before we continue, I'm going to suspend now I'm actually going to add something here.

RunOut: Uh what does PlayerCollision do!?

Ranger cancel the portal before I cancel your credit card. ... But what is just- Kind of was just kind of going along with it

Spar: What happens if you put a piranha plant, what if you put-

Ranger: I don't want to jump in that. Please cancel the portal.

Spar: A word from our sponsors packs our sponsor Spax.

Spax: Uhh, spaghetti.

Ranger: Dude spaghetti? I'm gonna buy that right away!

Spar: Spax spaghetti?

Ranger: it's Spax-etti. How dare you? Wait hold on Spax, please don't move.

!!The rest of the transcript was autogenerated by YouTube!!

want my death mobile

fashionista equals barista but barista

does not even always equal fashionista

what what what oh no i don't think it

was no no

hey yay

are we self-locked

oh thank you

this soft lock is brought to you by run

out cancel your portals i'll do it this

way

so

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far i am banning you from my youtube

channel

yeah no we need to turn off player

collision what's goomba attack

oh you want to turn on goomba attack you

guys are not ready for this

it's not like a massacre

plagiarism is not okay what if you

plagiarize yourself can you then sue

yourself

and then you make dollar bucks no hold

on wait

yay

it's a good thing we have infinite lives

yeah we probably would have died hold up

what did i just do

wait this exists

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you guys doesn't see the light of day

ever again in 2021

let's take a small break

for specs cheese it's from

spill them all over the carpet okay so

what you're going to need to do is

first crunch them up with my hands and

then throw the crumbs all over

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that's what i was saying don't forget

about the extra extra extra extra really

really extra toasty

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you just got like hyper sniped oh well

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bros not very gamer of you i'm going to

make a space portal

sp specs please move over like a little

bit

go this way go this way no

no no no

when you say uh sparse epic gamer and ah

oh well spaxx and i just got eaten

just you're just button-mashing sounds

uh 7-4 where did i go

we'll figure it out together new super

spar gets dropped into a whole three

times deluxe plus

plus uh new funky mode

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what is seven four

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again

middle oh let's type middle and then

bottom

wait hold on which one is it going to

register oh wait what

did we just get it right the first try

because otherwise it would have looped

or something right

uh yeah

we actually made it how did we do that

so quick oh you actually scared me for a

second oh my god

spario bros wait run out spark since you

guys are brothers

wouldn't you be spario brothers i mean

technically one of you is right in one

of you is green so yeah you're spario

brothers

and then i'm wario we have two kinds of

portals in this world

oh no

didn't we die

now specs before we go now before we go

beat the game

a quick word from our sponsor air

freshener you can drink

i love it no now specs tell us about air

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it's delicious it is very delicious

they come in different flavors or is it

just vanilla

it's just vanilla okay i mean you can't

go wrong with vanilla flavored air

freshener

all right all right

all right hold on wait we can defeat him

with the power of brazil why would i

take him to brazil

i'm too good to send this kid to brazil

you're bad and also

bowser is a grown adult

i don't know actually bowser tell me

your age go

goodbye spar your sacrifice will not be

in vain

oh my god thank you thank you run out

come on put it put a portal above

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