The Unsuitable Adventures of Mr Bear and Chums

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**The Unsuitable Adventures of Mr Bear and Chums** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 1 of the soundtrack.

## Description

The Unsuitable Adventures of Mr Bear and Chums is the nineteenth track for the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. The song is a combination of three different variations of 'Mr Bear (What's That Over There?)' that play during Segment 3 of Day ???: The Lockdown.

## Lyrics

Well there's all sorts of creatures

Down on Dangly-Doodle Farm

Like wise old Mr Octopus

With way too many arms

There's Mr Pig

And Mr Cow

They're always in good moods

But that's cause they don't know

They'll soon be sliced up into food

Mr Bear

What's that over there?

That's where your hopes go to turn into despair!

Mr Bear

What's that over there?

That's where your dreams go to die!

Mr Raccoon

Wants to go to the moon

He'll end up as a bus driver soon

Mr Porcupine

Thinks he'll read the news at nine

He'll end up as a janitor

Who stinks of turpentine

Please do not applaud

I'm a massive fraud

Shacked up with the agent

While the wife thinks I'm abroad

You said you were done!

Oh I say that to everyone

Sometimes when I'm tipsy

Me and Angela still have fun

Mr Bear!

I don't even care

Sonya takes it up the bum

And shaves her pubic hair

Mr Bear!

That's an overshare

That was for your birthday

And you're never going back there!

Mr Bear!

I'm in disrepair!

Didn't check my prostate

Now it’s started sprouting hair!

Mr Bear!

I have private healthcare

Ninety pairs of shoes

And thirty different types of cookware!

Mr Bear!

I feel laissez-faire

Maybe when the lockdown lifts

I'll hit on the au pair

Mr Bear

I don't mean to swear

But I'd give my fucking nipple

For a lock of Tommy's hair

Mr Bear!

What a lovely chair

Mr Bear!

You got the news caught up in your hair?

Mr Bear!

What's that over there?

Mr Bear!

Mr Bear!

*Instrumental*

Oh yeah!

The farmer thinks the Dangly-Doodle

creatures are asleep

But Mr Bear's a swinger

Like the pigs, and cows and sheep

He visits every pen and sty

And always brings the fun

And jerks off Mr Quackington

Who's always first to cum

He fingers Mr Badger's bum

And Mrs Donkey's quim

Then he fromps with Mr Chicken

‘Til they both are quite done in

Then he runs around the farmyard

Trying to shove it where it fits

And ends the night by blorting

Over Mrs Badger’s tits!

Lower your expectations

Maybe you could get a job

In telecommunications

No matter how you try

You'll never reach the league of nations

The best you'll get is middle rank

In trading operations

So lower

Your expectations

You'll never win an Oscar

So there's no congratulations

The future that is coming

Will not meet specifications

And no amount of visualization

Will save you from your own deterioration

Mr Bear

What's that over there?

That's a tramp who thought he'd be

A multimillionaire

Mr Bear

What's that over there?

That's where self esteem goes to die

Mr Bear

What's that over there?

That's the disappointment

That is waiting everywhere

Mr Bear

What's that over there?

That's where your schemes go to die

That's where your dreams go to die

That's where your dreams go to die!