Velvet Crowe

"I can eat everyone else's Demons, just not my own"

### Appears in

Character Kart Racing III: Desmond Tutu's Track Day, Character Kart Racing 4: Frontiers

### Debut

Tales of Symphonia

Velvet Crowe is an unholy abomination and a prominent character in the "Tales of" series, appearing in all of the games as the comedic side character. She is well known for her wacky quips, goofy voice and love for strangling prepubescent owls. Velvet must be unlocked by beating the Grand Prix 12 times, each with a different character and kart.

## Bio

Velvet was born into poverty and was abandoned by her parents at a young age. Growing up in a small town in the assface of nowhere, she hoped to lead a peaceful life defending her house from diseased boars and giving worthless dating advice to her best friend Makoto Niijima. Unfortunately this dream would only live for a few years as she was forced to witness the execution of her heavily autistic younger brother, who was yeeted into an oversized well containing two bus pass wielding alligators. As the local law enforcement could not find the body they concluded that Velvet was guilty. Concequently, she was locked up in Alzheimer's Island shortly thereafter.

Her jaunt in prison would last about 3 years until a prison riot, started by a copy of "Mein Kampf" that circulated amoung the inamates, afforded her the chance to escape. During said escape she met a cosplay anime swordsman and a bipolar witch. The three of them stole one of the prison's ships and left for the city, leaving a trail of evicerated guards behind them. Upon arriving at port they proceded to bomb the town flat as it was too cold. While they were making their poorly executed escape through the the relentless flames of their attack they were assaulted by a woman who was armed with two young boys. Velvet kidnaped one of them and forced him to play the part of her highly autistic but now dead younger brother. They boy soon developed an "Own-ee-sans" fetish which only helped him with his autistic act. This greatly pleased Velvet, who forcefully gave the kid her dead brother's name to further pressure him into keeping his role.

Now wanted for various acts of terrorism, Velvet and her gang soon turned to a life of crime. They made a small living helping a seedy underground mob with various jobs. Despite the fact that they stuck out like a burning haybale in a Asda supermarket, they managed to successfully remain hidden from law enforcement. The days and nights progressed tirelessly until one fateful job landed them in the palace of the kingdom. Here Velvet saw her step brother - The man who executed her brother. She soon threw all caution to the wind and began a campaign to kill him, no matter the cost.

Velvet relentlessly tailed her step-brother for months, all the while adding to her list of warcrimes, before finally getting close to killing him. However, during this potenitally pivital fight a mysterious figure stepped in to stop Velvet. The mystery man was no less than Velvet's younger brother, now cured of his autism. He told her about the glory of communism and asked her to join him and make a new empire. She denied the request. Alongside her freshly moulded and even more autistic younger "brother" she felt no remorse as she brutally killed her final two remaining family members.

Her exploits in murdering half of the kingdom's governing body soon reached far and wide. These stories were of particular interest to Chad Rex as they resembled his many doings as the leader of Isis. Chad Rex then sought out Velvet and made her his wife.

## Default Vehicle

Velvet Crowe's default vehicle is the Van Eltia being towed by a 2006 Scania P420 with a faulty diesel particulate filter. This vehicle has the largest hitbox of any other kart in the game and is often used to greif on online races by blocking parts of the track. It also has the second slowest speed of all the karts making it a very difficult vehicle to net wins in.

## Special talents

Velvet Crowe has a wide array of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

Her talents consist of:

Demon: Velvet can use her powers as a demon to kill people more evilly than regular people.

Disability Living Allowance: Velvet will use the money she gets from the government to start the race with more coins.

Hidden Blade: Velvet's blade can be hidden from sight, allowing her to sneak her weapon aboard aircraft.