Evil Ankarstian

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"Evil Ankarstian" - otherwise known as "Evil Ank" - is the term used for an evil version of Ankarstian.

## Character

### Jonathan Crisis

During his first time encountering the Resistance, Evil Ank was antagonistic towards the Resistance. He was allies with Evil Poseidon - although they did hate each other. It is unclear how much of Evil Ank's actions were caused by the bloodworm Poseidon forced him to eat. Evil Ank has a fetish for being a pet. (TAL: Supermassive). Evil Ank *hates* Scouts. (TAL: The Graveyard, Mirrorlight)

After transferring the bloodworm to "our" Ank, Evil Ank became less evil. He would join the Resistance while on Thribar. While not actually antagonistic, Evil Ank frequently displays "evil" tendencies.

Evil Ank wears an eyepatch. This isn't due to him having a missing eye but because the eye underneath it glows red. Evil Ank also wears a collar which usually has a Vandarian's dragon's tooth on the collar. One of Evil Ank's ears is missing and replaced with a robot ear.

Evil Ank wields a scimitar made of a duranite-steel hybrid. This sword can regenerate if damaged and absorb electricity to be used for electric attacks.

## History

### Jonathan Crisis

Most of Evil Ank's history is unknown, however, it is known that he was infected by a Great Vampire. Sometime before or during his time in the Evil Resistance, Evil Ank broke a blood vessel in his eye. His eye then began glowing a brilliant red light. As such, Evil Ank started wearing an eyepatch (TAL: Mirrorlight)

It is also known that Evil Ank joined his Resistance due to thinking that it had to do with sex. (TAL: Supermassive). Upon joining the Evil Resistance, he was forced by the current leader - Evil Poseidon - to consume a bloodworm so that he could control him. This backfired as the evil version of the Capital Government - the Capital Facisism made Ank the leader the Resistance. (TAL: Shattered Mirror, The Graveyard)

Immediately after becoming leader, Evil Ank slaughtered the inhabitants of their Anerbas after an Anerbasi called GreaterB - their version of GreaterA - sus. This wasn't helped by the planet having no sea food restaurants. Later on, Ank encountered their version of Roko and gave him a body just so that he could kill him.

He encountered the Resistance after the Eversiscendants used weaponry that opened a dimensional rift that allowed the Evil Resistance to enter the main dimension over Torej.

Evil Ank contacted the Resistance and was fawned over by the main Ank - who was basically in heat. Evil Ank was disturbed by this.

A few minutes after contacting the Resistance, the Evil Vanguard boarded with the Ul\*Shal and a battle ensued. Evil Ank attempted to kill the main Ank with his scimitar, however, the main Ank was able to convince Evil Ank to have sex with him. As such, Evil Ank was unable to participate in the battle - although he did have a brief argument with Evil PoseidonHeir over landmine flavours.

After he came inside of the main Ank, Evil Ankarstian attempted to join into the battle, however, he was unable to do so due to him being poisoned by poisonous love bites by main Ank - who promptly dragged him off to serve as a sex doll whenever he was in heat again. (TAL: Shattered Mirror). Ank got the bloodworm while having sex with Evil Ank (TAL: The Graveyard)

Some time later, Evil Ank woke up. By this time, Ank's TARDIS - and the Vanguard - had travelled to Thribar - a planet in the Graveyard system. The Resistance had left the Vanguard to study Skilevak's mansion. However, Ank returned to the Vanguard due to the effects of the bloodworm. Ank vomited the bloodworm up once he had reached the bathroom of the Vanguard. It was at this time that Evil Ank entered the bathroom. The duo was watched by Dr. Phage from behind the door of the bathroom. After several seconds of listening, Phage ran off to find the Resistance. While this was happened, Evil Ank began to strangle Ank due to him getting annoyed at Ank asking questions, however, Ank started up his respiratory bypass system. Evil Ank then stopped himself. By this time, the Resistance returned to the Vanguard.

Finn ran to the door and knocked on it. Evil Ank answered that everything was ok - which Finn believed. However, Hydrium informed him that it was Evil Ank and Finn opened the (unlocked) door. Evil Ank grabbed Finn but immediately dropped him. Evil Ank got his sword from where Ank had put it and immediately put it back. While this was happening, Poseidon and Delarasay discussed how to jump Evil Ank. Poseidon and the rest of the Resistance told Evil Ank to leave. Evil Ank promptly jammed a tank of oxygen down Alpha Bill's throat. Alpha Bill somehow swallowed it - shocking Evil Ank. Finn mentioned about how main Ank could do that with cock - causing Evil Ank to grab Finn and threw him to the floor. Ank then had Phage see what the bloodworm was. Hydrium tried to attack Evil Ank but Evil Ank threw him into Alpha Bill. Hydrium and Evil Ank then started a standoff. The standoff cooled down - with Evil Ank discussing his history. It was at this point that Lord Destructicus jumped Evil Ank and slammed him into a door.

Evil Ank then started fighting Destructicus, however, this was extremely one sided due to Destructicus being a walking tank. EA almost immediately surrendered due to being beaten up by Destructicus and was held by Destructicus so he couldn't escape. Evil Ank tried to escape but failed. It was at this point that Skilevak arrived in the Vanguard. Evil Ank initially assumed that Skilevak was an Amalgam Ghost but this was disproven by Skilevak. Evil Ank managed to escape from Destructicus at this point and took Skilevak's offer of a tour of the mansion - with the rest of the Resistance following.

Once Evil Ank arrived in the mansion, he commented on how the mansion didn't hold up to his standards. Skilevak told him about how the mansion actually did hold up to his standards. Ank then asked who else lived in the mansion. Skilevak mentioned that there was another guest - with Evil Ank, Destructicus, and Agent Five setting off to see who the guest was. After Destructicus' suit malfunctioned, Evil Ank talked about his encounter with the Lnrai. Once this finished - Evil Ank broke down the door to the room. This revealed Eyea. General Thosth immediately ran in and attempted to kill Eyea. He was stopped by Five but tore one of Five's arms off. Five then began to strangle Thosth but Evil Ank tore Five off of Thosth. Evil Ank had Phage bring Thosth back to the Vanguard.

While main Ank and Eyea talked about Eyea's biology, Skilevak began a tour of the mansion. Skilevak and Evil Ank looked through the rooms of the mansion - with Evil Ank taking interest with the paintings held in the library. Once this was done, Marin and Ash went into one of the bedrooms. It was around this time that the Dalek Time Machine that had been chasing the Resistance materialized in the Mansion - specifically on the fifth floor.

This was noticed by Five - with Ank having Skilevak check it out. Skilevak was blasted by one of the Daleks but survived and activated a magnet trap held in the ceiling. This did nothing due to Daleks being non-magnetic. Skilevak then activated an axe trap - which killed a Dalek. After more traps were activated, Skilevak ran up to the higher levels and summoned one of the many ghosts within the mansion. Evil Ank - along with Hydrium, Poseidon, and Fishe - began battling the Daleks after reaching the sixth floor. It was around this time that Five had managed to fix his arm and joined in the fight. Skilevak attempted to use a trap door on a Dalek but this failed due to the Dalek just hovering above it. Skilevak then activated a sandbag trap. The sandbag bounced right off the Dalek. The Cabinet then crashed into a Dalek - with the Dalek being smushed and exploding shortly afterwards. Dr. Loboto then used his psychic powers to bash two Daleks together - with them both crumpling. GreaterA attempted to gather Dalek casing fragments but burnt his hand. Destructicus then joined in on the Dalek battle - managing to beat up several of them. It was around this time that Evil Ank killed a Dalek by cutting off its eyestalk and tearing its head off. Destructicus briefly managed to get a Dalek to play paddle ball with him (somehow) but crushed the Dalek after it tried to kill him once it lost. All of the Daleks then began blasting Destructicus - causing him to be thrown clear across the (mostly empty) room. Rave Pharaoh then put up a psychic barrier to protect Destructicus. The Daleks then attempted to retreat but stopped once Destructicus began chasing after them. It was at this point that C'ænl'tnåk entered and took over a Dalek - with the Dalek self-destructing shortly afterwards. C'ænl'tnåk then took over another Dalek and managed to control the casing - with the Dalek crashing into a secret room held in the walls of the mansion. This revealed the Scout occupant of the room

Upon finding William, Evil Ank declared the Scout to be "a specimen of one of the most piffling miserable species of [Mutters' Spiral]". scout was introduced to the Resistance - with Fel!lexi\_gel building a barrier to stop the Daleks from getting in. This barrier only lasted a few minutes and the Daleks broke in to the room - taking the Resistance fugitive. This was due to the door of the mansion being locked.

Almost immediately, Destructicus began trying to open the door - but was thrown back by the electrified lock. The Daleks then demanded that the Resistance open the door. Ank then tried to open it but was zapped by the lock, however, he was able to absorb the electricity. Rave Pharaoh then fired a psychic blast at the door - but this was reflected. Destructicus and Rave Pharaoh then began looking for the key to the lock. Destructicus almost immediately found a key - but it was too small. Ank tried to open it anyways but failed and was zapped again - this time being thrown across the room. Destructicus and RP then resumed their search for the key. Ank then used Destructicus to remove the electricity he had stored up. After Ank got zapped again, Rave Pharaoh punched Ank to try to get the "charge". Ank then revealed that he was storing up electricity. RP then tried to use Ank as a battering ram - with Ank absorbed a lot of electricity. Evil Ank used the electrified lock to make his sword electrified. Finn then took Ank with him.

Destructicus then suggested that the Resistance could burn the mansion down. Evil Ank almost immediately realised that this was stupid and voiced this, however, Destructicus started up a flamethrower. This flamethrower was blown up by the lock. C'ænl'tnåk then floated into the room - with Fel pointing a gun at C'ænl'tnåk. C'ænl'tnåk promptly ate the gun. C'ænl'tnåk then tried to open the door but was thrown back and then let out an extremely loud screech. RP and Destructicus then returned with every single key in the mansion. After RP was thrown into a wall and Evil Ank mentioned that he was destroying load-bearing walls, a ghost showed itself. Destructicus tried to punch the ghost - with Evil Ank calling him stupid. Destructicus promptly punched Evil Ank right into the Skeleton Room.

After Evil Ank left the Skeleton Room, he started to look for main Ank and Finn. RP then got to the very last key which fit and turned. And promptly vanished. The ghost that had appeared before then revealed that the lock didn't have a key. RP tried to subject the ghost to the agonies but failed. The ghost then possessed Fel - promptly flying right into a wall to experience pain. The ghost then had Fel make out with Evil Ank. Evil Ank began to like it but slapped Fel and had the ghost leave. Around the same time, Skilevak activated a giant magnet - causing Loboto and Alpha Bill to fly into it.

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### Category War

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**Powerful**
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**Semi-Powerful**
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