Stevie's Texts

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A selection of Stevie Donovan's **text messages.** Use the navigation tabs to read different conversations for each person.

## Elaine Nguyen

Listed in Stevie's phone as **electroencephalography**.

* March 16th
* April 3rd
* June 28th
##### March 16th

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It's your man

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Tuesday, 6:03 am
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It's your man

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Tuesday, 6:03 am
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u bet ur ass he is

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Tuesday, 6:05 am
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u bet ur ass he is

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i already have that vid bookmarked

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Tuesday, 6:05 am
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i already have that vid bookmarked

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He seems like a really nice guy! Why do people treat him like a clown??He's so genuine and you can tell he cares about kids

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Tuesday, 6:06 am
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He seems like a really nice guy! Why do people treat him like a clown??He's so genuine and you can tell he cares about kids

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no one understands him like i do 😌

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Tuesday, 6:07 am
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no one understands him like i do 😌

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i want him to take me to flavortown

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Tuesday, 6:07 am
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i want him to take me to flavortown

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i would eat him on a flip flop

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Tuesday, 6:07 am
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i would eat him on a flip flop

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i'll be his date to the festival of funk

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Tuesday, 6:07 am
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i'll be his date to the festival of funk

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It's 6 am on a Tuesday 😳

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Tuesday, 6:08 am
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It's 6 am on a Tuesday 😳

##### April 3rd

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Do you work today?

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Saturday, 9:35 am
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Do you work today?

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yep 10 to 7

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Saturday, 9:35 am
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yep 10 to 7

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If I come hang out will your boss have me arrested for loitering?

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Saturday, 9:36 am
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If I come hang out will your boss have me arrested for loitering?

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not if you're a paying customer

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Saturday, 9:36 am
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not if you're a paying customer

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Well not all of us are employed like you 😭 Let me see if my dadwill give me some cash.

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Saturday, 9:36 am
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Well not all of us are employed like you 😭 Let me see if my dadwill give me some cash.

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Secured the bag 😈

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Saturday, 9:41 am
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Secured the bag 😈

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Buying you a Latte on my wayyy

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Saturday, 9:42 am
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Buying you a Latte on my wayyy

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god bless you lainey 🙏🏻

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Saturday, 9:42 am
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god bless you lainey 🙏🏻

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I need a job, I love spoiling my friends.

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Saturday, 9:43 am
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I need a job, I love spoiling my friends.

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thats literally the best part about having a job

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Saturday, 9:43 am
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thats literally the best part about having a job

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But if I spoil YOU and you spoil ME then who's flying the plane?

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Saturday, 9:43 am
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But if I spoil YOU and you spoil ME then who's flying the plane?

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more like who's driving the car since i know you're not texting and driving right??

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Saturday, 9:44 am
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more like who's driving the car since i know you're not texting and driving right??

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Oop

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Saturday, 9:44 am
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Oop

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See you in a min x

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Saturday, 9:44 am
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See you in a min x

##### June 28th

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I have baby fever soooo bad right now

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Monday, 6:02 pm
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I have baby fever soooo bad right now

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"Almost flushed my BC pills" bad

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Monday, 6:02 pm
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"Almost flushed my BC pills" bad

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GIRL WHAT

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Monday, 6:02 pm
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GIRL WHAT

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I didn't!!

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Monday, 6:03 pm
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I didn't!!

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But I want a babyyyyy

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Monday, 6:03 pm
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But I want a babyyyyy

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jesus we need to lock you up before u go feral

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Monday, 6:03 pm
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jesus we need to lock you up before u go feral

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wait no. better solution

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Monday, 6:03 pm
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wait no. better solution

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i'll give austin a diy vasectomy 🔪

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Monday, 6:04 pm
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i'll give austin a diy vasectomy 🔪

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That would not be very nice of you.

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Monday, 6:04 pm
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That would not be very nice of you.

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Would you come with me if I got an IUD 🥺

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Monday, 6:05 pm
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Would you come with me if I got an IUD 🥺

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lmao if u want me to

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Monday, 6:05 pm
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lmao if u want me to

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Yes please... I think Austin would think I'm being dramatic if it hurtsreally bad

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Monday, 6:06 pm
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Yes please... I think Austin would think I'm being dramatic if it hurtsreally bad

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But fingers crossed, it won't hurt really bad 🤞🏻

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Monday, 6:06 pm
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But fingers crossed, it won't hurt really bad 🤞🏻

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fingers crossed austin wont catch these scissors bc im about to give him a vasectomy for making you feel that way

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Monday, 6:06 pm
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fingers crossed austin wont catch these scissors bc im about to give him a vasectomy for making you feel that way

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Okay, okay, time for a subject change... You wanna come overand pirate some movies?

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Monday, 6:07 pm
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Okay, okay, time for a subject change... You wanna come overand pirate some movies?

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im always down for criminal activity

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Monday, 6:07 pm
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im always down for criminal activity

## Asa Mayfield

Listed in Stevie's phone as **cryptid**.

* August 17th
* April 19th
* September 2nd
##### August 17th

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I am very lost. Do you know where this is?

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Saturday, 4:51 pm
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I am very lost. Do you know where this is?

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Saturday, 4:51 pm
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dude that could be literally anywhere

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Saturday, 4:52 pm
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dude that could be literally anywhere

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Oh well, I think I'll take a nap for now.

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Saturday, 4:55 pm
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Oh well, I think I'll take a nap for now.

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ok weirdo!! gn

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Saturday, 4:56 pm
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ok weirdo!! gn

##### April 19th

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tell finn i said happy bday!!!

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Monday, 10:45 am
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tell finn i said happy bday!!!

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He said it's not his birthday (it is).

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Monday, 10:51 am
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He said it's not his birthday (it is).

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so he's being a grumpy pants!!! tell him happy bday again more aggressively!!!!!!

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Monday, 10:51 am
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so he's being a grumpy pants!!! tell him happy bday again more aggressively!!!!!!

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He said thank you 🥰

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Monday, 10:51 am
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He said thank you 🥰

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u guys have plans?

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Monday, 10:52 am
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u guys have plans?

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We're going to look for butterflies! It's a little early in the season,but I'm hopeful.

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Monday, 10:55 am
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We're going to look for butterflies! It's a little early in the season,but I'm hopeful.

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damn dont get too crazy now

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Monday, 10:55 am
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damn dont get too crazy now

##### September 2nd

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do u know about ant lions???

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Thursday, 2:32 am
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do u know about ant lions???

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Yes! I love ant lions.

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Thursday, 2:32 am
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Yes! I love ant lions.

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do they rly liquify and drink their prey??

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Thursday, 2:32 am
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do they rly liquify and drink their prey??

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They do, after trapping them in a sand pit and yanking their preydown with their spectacularly huge mandibles. Really interesting stuff.

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Thursday, 2:34 am
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They do, after trapping them in a sand pit and yanking their preydown with their spectacularly huge mandibles. Really interesting stuff.

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nature is so fucked up

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Thursday, 2:34 am
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nature is so fucked up

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Wait until you hear that prairie dogs are opportunistic cannibals.

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Thursday, 2:35 am
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Wait until you hear that prairie dogs are opportunistic cannibals.

## Jada Carey

Listed in Stevie's phone as **🖕🏾 - J**.

* November 1st
* February 28th
##### November 1st

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It’s the end of COCKtober 😫🎃🍆 but that means the beginning of 💦💦💦 HOEvember!! 💦💦👅 get ready 😱 for SPANKS-GIVING 👋😏🍑 send this to 1️⃣4️⃣ hoes who need to be spanked 🙌🏼 by daddy 💘👦🏽🗣 if you get this message 📧💌 you will get a special 😲 spanking 👏 from SUGAR DADDY 🤑💰💶 forward this to 1️⃣4️⃣ fuckgirls 💁💋👛 to get some 🍑👈 in-the-BUTT-ACTION 💨 If you don’t, 😖 be prepared 😰 for 6️⃣9️⃣ days without the D ❌🚫🆘

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Saturday, 11:30 pm
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It’s the end of COCKtober 😫🎃🍆 but that means the beginning of 💦💦💦 HOEvember!! 💦💦👅 get ready 😱 for SPANKS-GIVING 👋😏🍑 send this to 1️⃣4️⃣ hoes who need to be spanked 🙌🏼 by daddy 💘👦🏽🗣 if you get this message 📧💌 you will get a special 😲 spanking 👏 from SUGAR DADDY 🤑💰💶 forward this to 1️⃣4️⃣ fuckgirls 💁💋👛 to get some 🍑👈 in-the-BUTT-ACTION 💨 If you don’t, 😖 be prepared 😰 for 6️⃣9️⃣ days without the D ❌🚫🆘

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Why are you like this

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Saturday, 11:31 pm
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Why are you like this

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Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from the Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.  Thanks again!!

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Saturday, 11:33 pm
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Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from the Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!

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🤏🏾 This close to blocking you.

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Saturday, 11:33 pm
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🤏🏾 This close to blocking you.

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🌵🎄🌲🌳🌴🌱🌿☘️🍀🎍🎋🍃PUFF🌳PUFF🌳PASS🌳 🌵🎄🌲🌳🌴🌱🌿☘️🍀🎍🎋🍃 Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans DICK🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦 Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮 that edible to practice 💚💚💚 SWALLOWING 😻🙌🏾👅a monster cock! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER 😫😫😫 is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all your stoner sluts 👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you stoned to death 😵😲! If you get 5 back your 🔥🔥HOT🔥🔥 up in this joint 🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you’re the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌵🎄🌿🌱🌳🌳🌲☘️🍀🎍

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Saturday, 11:34 pm
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🌵🎄🌲🌳🌴🌱🌿☘️🍀🎍🎋🍃PUFF🌳PUFF🌳PASS🌳 🌵🎄🌲🌳🌴🌱🌿☘️🍀🎍🎋🍃 Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans DICK🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦 Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮 that edible to practice 💚💚💚 SWALLOWING 😻🙌🏾👅a monster cock! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER 😫😫😫 is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all your stoner sluts 👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you stoned to death 😵😲! If you get 5 back your 🔥🔥HOT🔥🔥 up in this joint 🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you’re the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌵🎄🌿🌱🌳🌳🌲☘️🍀🎍

**MESSAGE FAILED TO DELIVER.**

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its not 420 but im still turning up

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Saturday, 11:35 pm
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its not 420 but im still turning up

**MESSAGE FAILED TO DELIVER.**

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omg did u actually block me

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Saturday, 11:35 pm
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omg did u actually block me

**MESSAGE FAILED TO DELIVER.**

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jadaaaaa noooooo

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Saturday, 11:36 pm
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jadaaaaa noooooo

**MESSAGE FAILED TO DELIVER.**##### February 28th

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i heard you painted ellie.....

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Sunday, 3:41 pm
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i heard you painted ellie.....

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You're so impatient 🙄

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Sunday, 3:41 pm
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You're so impatient 🙄

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but you ARE painting me? plsplsplsplsplspslpslsplpls

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Sunday, 3:41 pm
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but you ARE painting me? plsplsplsplsplspslpslsplpls

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🙄🙄🙄

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Sunday, 3:42 pm
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🙄🙄🙄

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Sunday, 4:29 pm
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HOLY SHIT THAT'S SO GOOD

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Sunday, 4:29 pm
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HOLY SHIT THAT'S SO GOOD

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you have so much talent its actually offensive to me

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Sunday, 4:30 pm
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you have so much talent its actually offensive to me

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and u have the same initials as jesus christ i'm putting all the pieces together now

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Sunday, 4:31 pm
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and u have the same initials as jesus christ i'm putting all the pieces together now

## Matt

Listed in Stevie's phone as **Matt (chem)**.

* October 9th
* February 17th
* May 1st
* September 21st
##### October 9th

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Good morning 🌞 my beautiful sweet princess 👸🏻 baby girl 🍼light of my life 💡 apple of my eye 🍎 object of my affection 💖💞💗

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Saturday, 7:30 am
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Good morning 🌞 my beautiful sweet princess 👸🏻 baby girl 🍼light of my life 💡 apple of my eye 🍎 object of my affection 💖💞💗

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sry wrong number

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Saturday, 7:30 am
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sry wrong number

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🙁

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Saturday, 7:30 am
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🙁

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good morning my beautiful object

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Saturday, 7:31 am
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good morning my beautiful object

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😕

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Saturday, 7:31 am
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😕

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good morning baby boy?

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Saturday, 7:33 am
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good morning baby boy?

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😶

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Saturday, 7:33 am
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😶

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good morning matty ❤

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Saturday, 7:33 am
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good morning matty ❤

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😊❤

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Saturday, 7:34 am
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😊❤

##### February 17th

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oh look matt your favorite convention is coming soon

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Thursday, 9:38 pm
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oh look matt your favorite convention is coming soon

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Thursday, 9:38 pm
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I AM NOT A FURRY

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Thursday, 9:39 pm
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I AM NOT A FURRY

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ONE TIME

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Thursday, 9:39 pm
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ONE TIME

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ONE TIME I TOLD YOU I LIKED YOUR HALLOWEEN WOLF EARS

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Thursday, 9:39 pm
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ONE TIME I TOLD YOU I LIKED YOUR HALLOWEEN WOLF EARS

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the lady doth protest too much

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Thursday, 9:40 pm
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the lady doth protest too much

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its ok bby i support you for who you are ❤

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Thursday, 9:40 pm
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its ok bby i support you for who you are ❤

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😕😕😕

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Thursday, 9:40 pm
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😕😕😕

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why does the theme actually look so sick tho

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Thursday, 9:41 pm
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why does the theme actually look so sick tho

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That's how they get you

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Thursday, 9:41 pm
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That's how they get you

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They set out a space-themed-Stevie-trap

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Thursday, 9:41 pm
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They set out a space-themed-Stevie-trap

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oh noooooooo

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Thursday, 9:42 pm
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oh noooooooo

##### May 1st

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Knock knock!

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Saturday, 11:05 am
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Knock knock!

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who's there

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Saturday, 11:05 am
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who's there

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Do you want 2 CDs?

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Saturday, 11:05 am
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Do you want 2 CDs?

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do you want two cds who? 😶

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Saturday, 11:06 am
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do you want two cds who? 😶

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Do you want 2 CDs nutz?

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Saturday, 11:06 am
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Do you want 2 CDs nutz?

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terrible

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Saturday, 11:06 am
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terrible

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knock knock

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Saturday, 11:07 am
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knock knock

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Who's there?

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Saturday, 11:07 am
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Who's there?

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dozer

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Saturday, 11:07 am
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dozer

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Dozer who?

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Saturday, 11:08 am
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Dozer who?

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dozer the biggest nuts i've ever seen

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Saturday, 11:08 am
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dozer the biggest nuts i've ever seen

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...Touche

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Saturday, 11:08 am
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...Touche

##### September 21st

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I don't like the way we left things. Can we talk again tomorrow?

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Wednesday, 1:05 am
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I don't like the way we left things. Can we talk again tomorrow?

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stop texting me

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Wednesday, 1:07 am
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stop texting me

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I never wanted things to happen like this. I feel like shit Stevie I'm sorry

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Wednesday, 1:08 am
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I never wanted things to happen like this. I feel like shit Stevie I'm sorry

**Matt (chem) HAS BEEN BLOCKED.**
## Jo Donovan

Listed in Stevie's phone as **mom**.

* October 14th
* March 2nd
##### October 14th

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I'm at the store, do you need anything?

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Thursday, 4:30 pm
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I'm at the store, do you need anything?

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no thanks

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Thursday, 4:30 pm
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no thanks

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Do you still like popcorn shrimp?

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Thursday, 4:30 pm
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Do you still like popcorn shrimp?

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i'm literally allergic to shellfish mom

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Thursday, 4:31 pm
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i'm literally allergic to shellfish mom

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Oh!

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Thursday, 4:31 pm
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Oh!

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I was kidding!

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Thursday, 4:31 pm
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I was kidding!

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Who's the person who likes popcorn shrimp?

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Thursday, 4:31 pm
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Who's the person who likes popcorn shrimp?

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dad does

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Thursday, 4:33 pm
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dad does

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Oh. Nevermind then.

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Thursday, 4:33 pm
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Oh. Nevermind then.

##### March 2nd

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I'm sorry you had to hear that earlier.

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Wednesday, 8:10 pm
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I'm sorry you had to hear that earlier.

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its fine

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Wednesday, 8:14 pm
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its fine

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No, it's not, and I admit that. Your dad and I are trying towork through things.

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Wednesday, 8:14 pm
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No, it's not, and I admit that. Your dad and I are trying towork through things.

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as always

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Wednesday, 8:15 pm
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as always

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We would appreciate your support.

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Wednesday, 8:15 pm
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We would appreciate your support.

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good luck with that 👍🏻

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Wednesday, 8:15 pm
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good luck with that 👍🏻

## Owen Camellia

Listed in Stevie's phone as **dad**.

* January 9th
* September 3th
##### January 9th

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Did you sneak your bf in last night?

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Sunday, 6:45 am
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Did you sneak your bf in last night?

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not my bf

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Sunday, 6:47 am
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not my bf

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but no i wasn't even home

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Sunday, 6:47 am
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but no i wasn't even home

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since when do u care

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Sunday, 6:47 am
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since when do u care

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I found condoms in the trash

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Sunday, 6:48 am
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I found condoms in the trash

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Sunday, 6:48 am
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why the actual fuck would u send me a pic of that???

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Sunday, 6:50 am
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why the actual fuck would u send me a pic of that???

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So they're not yours?

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Sunday, 6:51 am
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So they're not yours?

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oh my god you know mom is just fucking with you and trying to make u mad so please leave me alone

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Sunday, 6:51 am
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oh my god you know mom is just fucking with you and trying to make u mad so please leave me alone

##### September 3th

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I was at Taco Bell this morning and this little kid with red hair andcrooked teeth started yelling for his dad and for at least thirtyseconds I thought I was in a time loop and it was really you.I almost kidnapped a child.

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Friday, 10:29 am
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I was at Taco Bell this morning and this little kid with red hair andcrooked teeth started yelling for his dad and for at least thirtyseconds I thought I was in a time loop and it was really you.I almost kidnapped a child.

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oh so that's why the cops asked me where u are

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Friday, 10:31 am
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oh so that's why the cops asked me where u are

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Did you tell them?

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Friday, 10:31 am
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Did you tell them?

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yep, exact coordinates and everything

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Friday, 10:32 am
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yep, exact coordinates and everything

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Betrayal at the hands of my beloved daughter...

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Friday, 10:32 am
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Betrayal at the hands of my beloved daughter...

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I'm wounded.

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Friday, 10:32 am
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I'm wounded.

KD
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Listed in Stevie's phone as **head honcho**.

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Donna had her baby. Does M, W, Fri 4:30 - 8 work for youin the foreseeable future?

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Saturday, 8:00 am
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Donna had her baby. Does M, W, Fri 4:30 - 8 work for youin the foreseeable future?

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on one condition

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Saturday, 10:05 am
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on one condition

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tell me ur favorite color

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Saturday, 10:05 am
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tell me ur favorite color

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It is blue.

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Saturday, 10:09 am
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It is blue.

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interesting..........

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Saturday, 10:09 am
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interesting..........

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The fun thing about texting is, you can't tell when I'm lying.

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Saturday, 10:09 am
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The fun thing about texting is, you can't tell when I'm lying.

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wtf you conniving devious megalomaniac!!!

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Saturday, 10:10 am
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wtf you conniving devious megalomaniac!!!

## Becca

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You

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Tuesday, 1:16 am
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You

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Tuesday, 1:16 am
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cyberbully

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Tuesday, 1:18 am
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cyberbully

## Unknown Classmate

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I heard you got stuff?

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Friday, 4:44 pm
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I heard you got stuff?

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depends lol what do u need

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Friday, 4:48 pm
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depends lol what do u need

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Blow?

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Friday, 4:48 pm
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Blow?

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dude i'm not a dealer

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Friday, 4:49 pm
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dude i'm not a dealer

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i sell homework

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Friday, 4:49 pm
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i sell homework

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oh

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Friday, 4:50 pm
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oh

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Ok I'll take that then.

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Friday, 4:50 pm
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Ok I'll take that then.