The great Bazinga in the sky

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### Likes

The big bang theory, me, my friends, everyone who likes comics and the big bang theory

### Dislikes

jocks, Dylan from school, people who h8 comics, Dylan who lives at 3199 E Foothill Blvd Pasadena CA 91107, people who don't like the big bang theory

### Hostile to

Dylan Seymour Pesto who lives at 3199 E Foothill Blvd Pasadena CA 91107 and called be fat, people who don't like the big bang theory and comics, cryptids who hurt people (hurting them is like bullying them and I get bullied by Dylan Pesto who lives at 3199 E Foothill Blvd Pasadena CA 91107)

### Neutral To

nobody the great bazinga either hates you or likes you and you know what you have to do to gain his mercy

### Weight

30 bazingas light

The Great Bazinga™®© is an all powerful entity not to be confused with those you see in religion (difference is they don't talk about the Big Bang Theory). He is an embodiment of all our hopes and dreams as long as they aren't from bullies and people who hate the Big Bang Theory and British people.

## Appearance

The Great Bazinga™®© looks like the disembodied head of comedic icon Sheldon Cooper with flowing Persian cloth and a flash logo. That's pretty much it.

## Behavior

The Great Bazinga™®© floats solemnly through our realm, sprinkling silkily whispered "Bazinga"s throughout the land to bless all that lies below his flowing cloth. Using his abilities; he purges all haters, bullies, and British people from our beloved Big Bang Theory loving world. loser cryptids that stand up to him and say the big bang theory sucks are destroyed immediately without question, reduced to atoms. Cool guys like me and you who love the Big Bang Theory are favored and are sung "Soft Kitty Warm Kitty Little Ball of Fur" as we rest peacefully in our Big Bang Theory branded beds and rooms.

## Powers and abilities

Everything. The Great Bazinga™®© can do everything. Here's a list:

* Fly
* shapeshitf
* kill stuff
* shoot lasers
* bless the lands by saying Bazinga
* Fly
* destroy cryptids like Cartoon Indian Purple Frog who said the Big Bang Theory was for losers (you've never heard of him before because The Great Bazinga™®© annihilated him.)
* use deduction
* make Big Bang Theory references
* sing "Soft Kitty Warm Kitty Little Ball of Fur" he can sing everything though
* Blow up Dylan/British People
* Fly

## Disclaimers and Trivia just in case you needed it

* This is a joke page and not meant to be taken literally
* *Dylan Seymour Pesto* is not a real person. I own the name from now on and all it's subsidiary rights. Anyone with the first/middle/last name *Dylan Seymour* is purely coincidental
* I do not condone violence against British people. They do that themselves.
* *3199 E Foothill Blvd Pasadena CA 91107* is a real and public address that I found online for the sake of the joke. I do not claim any involvement or affiliation with the business located there.
* Pasadena is where the Big Bang Theory takes place
* You will not gain any access to the Big Bang Theory whether or not you follow the criteria listed.
* "30 Bazingas light" has no meaning. There is no such measurement as a Bazinga
* You are in no danger or judgement if you dislike comic books or similar media, just as you are not blessed by a giant head Sheldon Cooper head for liking them.
* I am not affiliated with the Big Bang Theory nor do I really like it much.
* "The Great Bazinga" is not a copyrighted, trademarked, or restricted name/title
* Bazinga