Lost THX Tex Trailer: Tex and Rod

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Cyborg Kadin, Iron Kadin, Officer J, Dr. Murtis, Zurg and I were off to save the world and our friends from Tex and The Horror Gang. I was ready to conquer Tex and make him suffer the way that he made me suffer. But right before we turned into the next lane, a hitchhiker walked by and stuck out his thumb. This guy looked a little bit like Rod, except a lot older. Dr. Murtis pulled over the car and let him in.

"Thank you," said the mysterious figure. "I'm trying to go to the THX headquarters to fight Tex and his Horror Gang."

I realized that this man was Rod's Dad.

"Hello, sir," I said. "Are you Rod's Dad?"

"Why yes," said Mr. Rod. "I've heard about the wedding that was happening. So, I figured that Rod might have been involved."

"This is all your fault, Mr. Rod!" yelled Officer J. "Rod went to you when those kids made fun of him! But you did nothing! Now, he's teamed up with a psychotic robot to forcefully marry Kadin's mermaid girlfriend and conquer the multiverse!"

"You're right," said Mr. Rod. "I failed him. I failed him as a dad. He never knew his mother. I did my best. But when those kids were teasing him, I did nothing. But all I want is a second chance."

"I promise I'll make sure you get your redemption arc, Mr. Rod," I said. "Whatever it takes, we will get your son back."

At that moment, a pink hand knocked us out. We woke up tied to a pink spider's web in the woods. We tried to break free, but to no avail.

"What happened?!" I asked.

"I don't know," said Dr. Murtis. "Last thing I remember, a pink hand grabbed us and knocked us out."

At that moment, some laughter could be heard.

"Who is that?!" asked Mr. Rod. "Show yourself!"

At that moment, Mommy Long Legs from Poppy Playtime Chapter Two walked in, holding another THX trailer. This time, the trailer was Tex and Rod, and it featured Toppy and Dave still tied up with rope, while Tex and Rod stared into the screen.

"Hello, my prey," said Mommy Long Legs.

"Whoever you are, let us go!" I said.

"Oh, how rude of me," said Mommy Long Legs, with a laugh. "The name is Mommy Long Legs. I'm from the Poppy Playtime universe. Tex sent me to catch you and prevent you from stopping his plans."

"How did he know?!" I asked.

"Well, let's watch," said Mommy Long Legs.

Mommy Long Legs put the DVD into her TV, and the warning popped up:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote Ice Scream 7, despite that game not being out yet. This trailer contains graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"He better not be doing anything to Oceanna!" I yelled.

The trailer opened with a shot of an ice cream shot in the X of the THX logo. Tex and Oceanna were having ice cream and talking about their wedding plans.

"So babe, what snacks should be at the wedding?" asked Tex.

"Um, I don't know," said Oceanna, looking visibly stressed.

"Well, have you chosen a song you're going to walk down the aisle too?" asked Tex. "I am paying Smile Dog really good money to DJ the entire wedding."

"Look, Tex," said OCeanna. "I think you're cute. But I already have a boyfriend. You're just doing this to mess with his..."

"PICK A SONG TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE TOO!" yelled Tex, as he pulled out his sushi knife and pointed it at Oceanna.

"Um, Broken Road by Kanye?" said Oceanna, on the verge of tears.

"Not that one," said Tex. "I don't have a $200 STEM player. Although, DONDA 2 is intended to be played at weddings. I think I can find a way to pirate the album."

At that moment, Rod rushed into the X and got covered in ice cream.

"Tex! Tex!" yelled Rod. "Its an emergency!"

"What?! What is it, man?!" asked Tex.

"It's Kadin!" said Rod, frantically. "He's still alive. He's coming with a whole new team to try and defeat you. The worst part of it all is that he revived Dr. Curtis Murtis!"

"WHAT?!" yelled Tex. "You mean to tell me that Dr. Curtis Murtis, my creator, the only person who knows how to turn me off, is revived?!"

"Not only that," said Rod. "But Zurg is teaming up with them now!"

"WHAT?!" yelled Tex. "That purple floor-mopping robotic traitor! I think I need to summon more multiverse visitors!"

At that moment, Tex used his multiverse breaker to summon Taryn Bile, Carnage, Dag the Coyote, Evil Werewolf Hayden, Psycho Alex the Lion, and Mommy Long Legs.

"My friends!" yelled Tex. "I am Tex! I need you to hunt down Kadin and his team! GO!"

"Yes, Tex," said all of the visitors as the deep note played in the background.

"Get out of here!" said Tex, as he pushed Oceanna back into a tank and had her moved away. He also gave Rod an ice cream beer and started chatting with him. "Now tell me, Rod. What's your story?"

"Oh, you wouldn't wanna hear it, Tex," said Rod.

"I really do," said Tex.

"OK," said Rod. "I was in middle school. I made the best grades. I was a good person. But I was fat. I had tried my father's special ice cream during that time. But it made me fat. As a result, the kids at school called me names, like Chubby, Pig, and Fatty. But the only kid who didn't tease me was J. In fact, we were pretty good friends throughout middle and high school. That is, until one day, when we were walking home from school to go see a movie at the local cinema. Three kids beat me up and damaged my face, hence why I have this mask on. What did J do?! HE JUST SAT AND WATCHED! So, I vowed to myself that I would take revenge on all of those who made fun of me. So, I started making ice cream out of fats kids. Then from there, my brand expanded."

"That's crazy," said Tex. "I promise that when we have this wedding, we will show the multiverse that you are boss! THAT WE ARE BOSS!"

Tex and Rod laughed as "The Audience is Listening" and "To Be Continued" appeared on the screen.

"Get the memo?" asked Mommy Long Legs, not knowing that we had just escaped. "The fact that you are willing to try and ruin this day for Tex is unacceptable. So I will... AND YOU ARE GONE?! AWESOME!"

We immediately raced back to the car and stepped on it. We were heading to the THX headquarters to stop this wedding from happening. But another error would get in our way.

(To be continued...)