Judge Not

Court drama?

## Transcript

Whitney: Alright mister Meek, now it's obvious that you're innocent, the prosecution has no case against you.
Stephen: Thank you, I feel really confident about everything.
Whitney: So do I! Which is why we've decided to let one of our new lawyers handle the defense, if that's alright with you.
Stephen: Yes, I mean with a guaranteed win, I'm happy to give a new guy some experience.
Whitney: Yes, well, he's very smart, I mean, he received the highest score on the bar that we've ever seen. He just... he has one little quirk.
Stephen: We all have our quirks, right?
Whitney: Yes, yes, exactly. Oh, here he is.
Jason: Hi, Stephen Meek?
Stephen: Yes, pleasure to meet you.
Jason: I'm Jason Gray?
Stephen: Are you?
Jason: Yes?

Stephen: Do you think we're going to win the case?
Jason: Of course?
Stephen: What's wrong with this guy? He has no confidence.
Whitney: No, no, no, he has plenty of confidence, it's just that everything he says sounds a little bit like a question, so...
Jason: Ah, I stubbed my toe?
Whitney: It's juts a little quirk, everything will be fine.

Stacey: All rise for the honorable judge Meese.
Matt: Thank you, please be seated. Defense, you may proceed.
Whitney: The defense calls miss Mallory Everton to the stand.
Stephen: I'm really nervous about this new lawyer.
Whitney: Relax, you'll be fine.

Jason: Miss Everton, where were you on November 15th at 7 PM?
Mallory: I was at the opera with Stephen Meek.
Jason: So there's no way that my client could have committed the accused crime?
Mallory: I don't know why I doubted you, this is going really well.
Jason: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as you can clearly tell, my client is innocent?
Stephen: I'm in trouble.
Jason: And miss Everton clearly indicated he was at the opera?
Mallory: He was at the opera.
Jason: Oh, no one here is doubting your credibility?
Mallory: I'm telling the truth, why don't you believe me?
Jason: Oh, we do believe you, you seem like a very trustworthy person?
Mallory: How dare you!

Matt: I never had to do this before, but I'm going to have to ask the defense to stop attacking the credibility of their own witness.
Jason: I'm not attacking here, your honorable judge?
Matt: How dare you? I have been a faithful public servant for twenty years!
Jason: Wow, that is very impressive?
Matt: You better watch yourself, young man, or I will hold you in contempt.
Jason: I was being serious, and might I add, that's a nice mustache?
Matt: My mustache is prestigeous! And my wife thinks it's sexy. You, sir, you have crossed the line.
Jason: Look, I just want to get back to the trial?
Matt: Oh, you don't think this is a real trial, eh? Well, I hereby sentence mister Meek to ten years in the state penetentiary!
Jason: That is a harsh sentence?
Matt: Twenty years! Without the possibility of parole!
Stephen: Your honor, I'm innocent, I swear!
Jason: He is?
Stephen: If I'm going to prison, I will earn my sentence!
Whitney: Stephen!

Matt: I'll allow it.

## Trivia

* This is the hundredth sketch of Studio C to be featured in episodes on BYUtv.
* This sketch was uploaded the day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the fifth sketch of Season 2 Episode 5.