Bulk Bogan

**Bulk Bogan** is both a major and minor character in *The Heart Commandos*. He can be best described as a really weird man who may or may not be the distant relative to the legendary professional wrestler, Hulk Hogan. He originates from Vargskelethor Joel's stream of Hard Times back in 2015.

## Story

Bulk Bogan's backstory is a mystery, but from what the Police have told, he was arrested and charged with terrorism for peeing in Southtown's water supply in 2015 and spent 60 days in the Southtown Correctional Facility. During his time, he supposedly died during a prison riot, but it's later revealed that it was actually his twin brother Bob rather than him, allowing Bulk to break out very easily. He was never seen or heard from it again.

He would re-emerge in 2019 in Houston, Texas, now a professional wrestler at the South Houston Wrestling League and defeated over 30 other wrestler throughout his career. However, this would grind to a halt in late 2020, when he became a wanted man by the mafia boss for stealing money he was planning to sell for drugs, then sell that to make more money. The boss send The Bandit to recover it and kill the thief. Over a year later, Bogan is so tired of running away from him, so he comes across The Heart Commandos Base in Middle of Nowhere and ask their leader Talia to take care of him. The reason for the stolen money is that Bogan wants to use it to build the VineWrestle League in this town. After The Bandit's defeat, Bogan now resides with the Shan Household, living in his own bedroom that Lin has prepared for him.

During his time, he met a cute gremlin named VargFren while drinking at a bar. Since then, they became the bestest of friends.

## Personality

Before he was sent to jail, Bogan was reported to be mentally handicapped and has psychopathic tendencies, presumably something that runs in his family. After 2019, he became a different person with a weird, but eccentric personality who is pretty much a social person, often saluting his new neighbors when they arrived to Nowhere. He is also a devout Mormon, which explains his friendiness towards people like Talia. He is obsessed with bodybuilding in general, as he often goes to the gym to poomp up his mooskles, even when going naked. He may suffer a bipolar disorder. He also has a rather unique speaking ability, which he usually does by elongating the end of words that finish with the letter 's', and connects the letter to form words like...well, Mooskles. This is likely due to his insanity.

## Abilities

Bogan has several abilities and weapons he carries most of the time. Two big examples would be his trusty gun and swollen mooskles, and due to his experience as a wrestler, he can perform various wrestling moves to his advantage to the others, though performed in rather odd ways. He is also pretty good with his guitar, but he is really terrible at singing and writting the lyrics. It's been said that Bulk has a secret technique that no one ever saw before his re-emergence: Sex 2. By combining any form of dance, this move is rumored to transcend the physical plane of reality to perform boneless movements of dancing with one's body.

## Gallery

Bulk Bogan, as he originally appears in Hard Times

## Trivia

* In his source material, he was originally created as a parody of his relative Hulk Hogan, but he soon became his own character much later.
* He seems to have a son before he went to jail, though he is unaware he has one to begin with.
* He used to have a pet dog named Bark at some point, but died years later.