Just Jim

***Just Jim*** is a dwarf assassin that goes on wacky adventures with his "pals".

## History

### Youth

* Just was considered a notorius prankster in Wind City and destroyed the careers of many of the city's celebrities.
* Just severly harmed anyone who called him "JJ" in school.

### 1085 - 1101

* Jim becomes a real estate agent. He is notorious for taking literal years to sell a home. His customers, while loyal to him, often scream their frustrations by yelling, "Dammit Jim!", everytime his name is mentioned.

### 1221

* Jim forms a boy band called, "The Beaters". He is their drummer. Jim wrote only one of their songs, "I Let My Dogs Out".

### 1227

* Just becomes a Bachelor on "The Bachelorette". The show ends with multiple murders and a lonely Jim.

### 1252

* While Just is disposing of bodies in a forest, he meets Killy Emos, who is doing the same. They connect due to each other's deadly nature.
* They form a romantic relationship.

### 1255

* Just gets tired of all the death that follows him and becomes a monk. This lead to a divorce between him and Killy.
* Jim gets over the monk thing after 2 months and meets Bansheena soon after.

### 1266

* Bansheena tries to kill Jim because he, "Wouldn't take the groceries out of the bags before puttng them in the fridge." They go their seperate ways.

### 1357 - 1372

* Just Jim fights a Hydra for 15 years straight.

### 1419

* Jim boards a pirate ship and kills the crew. He lives on it for two weeks.
* Jim is found by Andrew al-Qlippoth, Perry the Parasite, and Candice. The four watch Henshin Torvan die a slow and painful death at the mouths of bone sharks. After he dies, they realize they could have sailed the ship over to him and saved his life.

### 1420

* **January 1-** Just Jim and Yen go on a side quest where they gain snake-like abilities, via tragic circumstance.

## Abilities

* **Drumming-** Jim is a fantastic drummer.
* **Highly Skilled Fighter-** Jim has trained his assassin abilities for centuries.
* **Multilingualism-** Jim can speak English, Swedish, and most likely more languages.
* **Tree Knowledge-** Jim knows pretty much everything about all the trees.

### Powers

* Just has many powers that he has vowed against using, as the circumstances behind the gaining of these abilities were very tragic.
	+ Popping a snake out of his left eye.
	+ Recreating the universe however he wishes.
	+ Short distance teleportation.

### Weaknesses

* Jim has heart proplems and must take medication to keep himself from suffering a heart attack.

## Equipment

* **Antidote**
* **Bone Sword**
* **Box of Matches**
* **Crystal Axe**
* **Hairspray-** For keeping his long hair nice and flowy. It can also be used to blind opponents.
* **Hammer-** It is not made of iron.
* **Iron Dagger**
* **Jewels-** 1,205,191 (as of 1420)
* **Trebushoulders**
* **Various Knives**

## Trivia

* Just Jim was named after his grandfather, Justinian Jim. He ruled over the Bazinga Empire.
* Jim has a body count of 30,918 people and 1 cow as of 1420.
* The only person Jim will not kill is himself, because suicide is agaisnt god's will.
* Jim's 7th least favorite group of bones are the hands.
* Many of Jim's allies have had their hands injured while with him. He has earned the name "The Hand Crusher" for such.
* Jim has a To-Do List. There is only one thing on it: "Kill that son of a bitch ghost guy that made the cave collapse!"
* Just Jim is left handed.