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Episode 76 - Halloween 2: The Hauntening

"Episode 76 - Halloween 2: The Hauntening" was uploaded on November 5, 2021.

## Episode Description

Even in November, Halloween lasts forever! Gabe introduces everyone to some questionably real movies, Anna has a vampire under their skin, they both realize they've been illegally monsterfucking without a license, and also jazz is a good form of music right? Right??? It's Bad!!!
Episode 5 - The Censored Episode

"Episode 5 - The Censored Episode" was uploaded on ***this date***

## Episode Description

Gabe clips through a video game, Anna has to pay up for Waluigi psychic damage, they both have a breakdown over bedposts, and also was disco ever good? It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. Star Wars Characters Sing All Star by Ovenproof Meteor
2. POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN (1983) by Cecelia Condit
3. Evanescence - Sweat shirt by Shonen Wave
4. Hog Calling Contest (Content Aware Scale) by CAStration
5. His Master's Fish Featuring Gordon Grody - The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd uploaded by Carlos Henrique Gomes Siqueira
6. Ain't got rythm with Glue 70 by Iturbide, submitted by Sonny Palliste 1
7. How to Pick Up a Blue Chair Off the Ground by alantutorial
8. Kazoo over 1 million times by Quality Content, submitted by Ari Cricks
9. {MASHUP} Sugar, We're Goin Down Kung-Fu Fighting by THiNGYBOBinc, submitted by Carmen Castor
10. Bohemian WAApsody (Queen sung by five Waluigis) by BitFinity (Matthew Taranto)
11. The Count Censored (ORIGINAL) by mrmagoo312
12. Max Raabe - We Will Rock by Yous09372
13. I Am Your Grandma by Jillian Mayer
14. bad guy but i'm the good guy so i play it in the Major key by TheDreRock

1Note: not the version played in the episode. if anyone has the original link feel free to change it
Episode 16 - Apply Directly to The Forehead

"Episode 16 - Apply Directly to The Forehead" was uploaded on July 16, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe was in a 2008 ghost fandom, Anna fails miserably at doing a surprise, they both forget how Funky the beginning of Funkytown is, and also did Harry get to keep that tiny dragon??? It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. Bonfire x Sofia The First Theme Song by M!NG MUSIC, submitted by Soup
2. megalovania but every note is played twice by quality99, submitted by Eli
3. Eat Your Ass (And My Neighbor) - Songify Alex Jones by The Gregory Brothers
4. Nicki Minaj - Kung Fu Starships (Kung Fu Fighting & Starships Mashup) by Teo Domani
5. Nine Inch Nails - Closer But It's Funkytown By Lipps Inc. by William Maranci, submitted by Rowan, King of the Frogs
6. Fireflies but EVERY INSTRUMENT is tuned to C by shonkywonkydonkey, submitted by Maddy
7. A tumblr post about dollars, apply juice and applying directly to the forehead, Originally by tumblr user toastpotent
8. big iron but every note is C by Glist, submitted by Atlas, Eater of Worlds
9. I Need A Himbo by Teza's Tunes
10. Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles but it's Bring Me To Life by Evanescence by Gary B Lucas
11. AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other by CornellCCSL
12. Eminem Rap God but with Spongebob Music by Kanskaart, submitted by Molly, Bone Collector
13. the first 5 seconds of random youtube ads with zero context whatsoever (part 2) by Talking Nonsense
14. My Neck, My Back by Richard Cheese uploaded by Traxpoge02
15. old town road (lofi version) (will fm remix) by WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

## Segments featured in the episode

### Gabe Needs To Fucking Rant About Something And I Unfortunately Have A Captive Audience Now

This is a new segment, the title of which is verbatim what Gabe said in the episode

1. Gabe needed to rant about being in a ghost fandom for a theoretical series of comics that evolved from an Invader Zim fanfiction into an original concept, but it was never created.
Episode 42 - Just Like Space Mom Used To Make

"Episode 42 - Just Like Space Mom Used To Make" was uploaded on January 27, 2021

## Episode Description

WELCOME TO THE STAR TREK EPISODE!!! Gabe points out Kirk's (lack of an) ass, Anna wields the awesome power of the Voyager Theme Song, they both have strong opinions on 2009 AOS, and also who put this much Baseball in DS9??? Sisko why??? It's Bad!!!
Episode 43 - Bear Is Go Fast

"Episode 43 - Bear Is Go Fast" was uploaded on February 4, 2021

## Episode Description

Gabe could use about 50% less Homestuck, like, generally, Anna is experiencing Space Withdrawals, they both have a riveting discussion about the regional differences in trash disposal, and also we all remember High Wizard Kelly Clarkson, right??? Right??? It's Bad!!!
Episode 36 - Never Understand

"Episode 36 - Never Understood" was uploaded on December 10, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe reads your fortune (diagnosis: incomprehensible), Anna describes a coffee shop milk run in detail, they both get a very special delivery from Satan himself, and also did you know we have exclusive access to the secret unreleased episodes of the hit TV show Lost??? It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. Fluffy Arabian Cat Disease by Rushad Eggleston
2. lofi smash mouth radio - beats to relax/study to by Griffin McElroy
3. Fortune cookies written by neural network by Janelle Shane
4. Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball | Scary Version (G-Major) by Solipsist TV
5. Those notes just want Attention - Charlie Puth by Magik Mike
6. I'm Afraid To Talk To Men by Chris Fleming
7. Crab Rave - Noisestorm (Warioware DIY) by Squishy Pixelz
8. Hayloft (feat. Miku and Gumi) by thquib
9. I PEED ON A BIRD by Rushad Eggleston
10. Korn - Freak on a Leash But It's The Circle of Life from The Lion King by William Maranci
11. Beethoven - Für Elise (Klutch Dubstep Trap Remix) by DebstepGutter
12. tchaikovsky no by ProZD
13. Paper Clowns by Teza's Tunes
14. Bloodborne is Funky (Ludwig the Holy Blade) by Alex Moukala Music
Warhammer

The **Warhammer** is a weapon in *Ironlights*.

## Summary

The warhammer is a massive hammer with 2 blades to break through defense. The hammer can deal huge damage and swing at remarkable speeds once it gains momentum. The warhammer has a fairly unorthodox means of defense, which requires you to either swing your hammer at the opponents weapon or to hold the hammer parallel to the body for defense.

Unlike other weapons, the warhammer is the only weapon to have collision physics. When swinging towards the floor, the hammer will hit the floor and stop in its tracks.

The warhammer's ranged attack can be activated by holding down the trigger on the main-hand controller and hitting the floor. The hammer will slam into the ground and send out a blast of bullets which will home towards the direction the hammer was swung in.

The warhammer is currently the main weapon of the Berserker class, and can be used in all gamemodes.

## Stats

*Note: All values listed below are estimated damage average of 3 damage tests on -0% armor. Ranged damage is constant.*

## Trivia

* During the Warhammer Update Public Test Build, the warhammer model consisted of two large boxes both on ends of the hammer head. The model was updated upon the release of the Warhammer Update.
Episode 29 - Don't Ask About the Brain Worms

"Episode 29 - Don't Ask About the Brain Worms" was uploaded on October 14, 2020.

## Episode Description

Gabe gets some unwanted Baltimore Attention, Anna goes to jail for listening to British Media, they both have Very different writing assignments for October, and also who puts a wall in the middle of the road??? Just drive around it!!! It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. "03 - Spongerock - Mouth Dreams" by Neil Cicieriega (uploaded by SoundClown 2)
2. Custom song- Combination Pizza Hut Taco Bell Megolovania time sync by "Molly, local worm on a string"
3. "Circles - 80s Version Remix Post Malone" by 80s Box
4. "Mr Brightside but it's about falling asleep" by Dirty Norris
5. "i hope your cow rolls down a hill." by Louie Zong
6. "Pink Panther Theme in Major key" by Oleg Berg
7. "The Lone Slim Shady - Caravan Palace vs. Eminem (Mashup)" by oneboredjeu Mashup
8. "A boy and a girl were driving a car." copypasta (referenced Snopes Article)
9. "Big Bill Hell's Cars (Original)" uploaded by Big Bill Hell's Cars Memes
10. "LET IT GO - Bad Otamatone Cover" by badotamatonecovers
11. "Hot Dog, French Fries..." by Seven Sins
12. "Music using ONLY sounds from Windows XP and 98!" SomethingUnreal

## Segments featured in the episode

* Make a Thing For Gabe - Received
* Anna's Conspiracy Corner
* Spooky
Random Curve

This item causes your bullets to slightly curve, in a random direction and to a random degree. This is identical to the Curve Left/Right items, except it can go to either side, and the angle is random. Adding multiple to a bullet increases the maximum possible curvature.

## Skill Upgrades

This item has three skill upgrades, which can be taken in any order depending on what direction you approach them from.

One is similar to the Spread items' upgrades, and grants a variable multiplier to damage based on how extreme the curve is, up to 60% for the largest curves.

Another makes curves get more extreme over time.

The third fixes the curve paths to one particular path to the left or right; bullets still choose which of the two curves to follow randomly. The fixed curve path is slightly more extreme than the Curve Left/Right path. Combined with the "damage based on curve" skill, this fixes the damage multiplier at exactly 40%.

## Interactions with other items

Like the Spread items, the amount of curve is set when the bullet passes thru the item, so cloning a bullet will cause several in a row to have the same curve, and Combine 10 chooses one curve from among its input bullets to give to its output bullet.

Like Curve Left/Right, this works by causing the bullet to shift what it thinks is "forward" constantly, which can have interactions with Shoot Upwards and Shoot Sideways.

Since the curve amount is applied once each "timestep", and the amount the bullet travels per timestep depends on the projectile speed, a higher projectile speed (from Speed Up) will result in less extreme curves, while a slower speed (from Slow Down) will make them more extreme. This does not affect the damage bonus, however.

## Usage Notes

Like Spread, this can be useful when a level requires you to carve a non-straight path, or to help distribute damage more evenly across the screen.

Since the levels wrap sideways but go forwards and backwards essentially forever, a missed shot will continue curving until it returns to the ship heading the other way; if it misses any blocks again, it'll come right back going forward this time. If the "curves get more extreme" skill is purchased, it'll form tighter and tighter spirals near the ship as it does so, until its lifetime expires.
Gabe's Weeaboo Palace

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add who created the jingle for the segment

## Instalements

1. Episode 49 - Schrödinger's Vocaloid: Gabe creates a combination segment called Gabe's Weeaboo Corner (combined with Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner) where ze discuss vocaloids and how some of them use human voices instead of android voices.
Episode 31 - Limbo Your Way Into Hell

"Episode 31 - Limbo Your Way Into Hell" was uploaded on October 28, 2020

## Episode Description

Content Warnings: simulated sounds of violence and distress from 28:30 to 32:20.

Gabe is shifting into Full Weeb Mode, Anna gives some lessons on how to say things like a white person, they both discuss their opinions on snow, and also has Neil finally committed the worlds worst audio crime??? It's Bad!!!
Episode 49 - Schrödinger's Vocaloid

"Episode 49 - Schrödinger's Vocaloid" was uploaded on April 2, 2021

## Episode Description

Gabe feels the music in hir butt, Anna dreams about Dirt Removal Services, they both share some Limbo History, and also are they giants??? They might be!!! It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

* feel good inc except it's kidz bop and with vibrato effect by Alex, submitted by Satan's Personal Delivery Boy
* Ramen Joy Infomercial uploaded to youtube by TJTheEmperor
* Back in the Subaru by Chris Fleming, made into a Warrior Cats PMV by ursiday
* Fingertips by They Might be Giants, submitted by Lottie, probably isn't a giant
* Chipmunks On 16 Speed by Lunar Orbit
* Rock N Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis, submitted by Emily the wizened old crone
* Crabwalk by Party in the Hills, submitted by MK the extremely tired muppet
* Anemone song by Ena Da
* YMCA but every lyric is "Young Man" by SnidBert
* Feel Good Inc. but all the lyrics are ha's by Andrew Rockerfeller, submitted by Satan's Personal Delivery Boy
* Caramelldansen but It's Vocoded to Gangsta's Paradise by SiMusicGH3
* this is what i do (i sit on you!) by Tim and Eric's Awesome Show
* Eighth Inkantation by DiamondBrickZ, submitted by Cam

## Segments featured in the episode

### Gabe's Weeaboo Corner (a mashup of Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner and Gabe's Weeaboo Palace)

Gabe discusses vocaloids, the distinctions between their voices, and how some vocaloids use human voices rather than android ones.
"Some vocaloids aren't vocaloids, some of them are people"
Recurring Segments

This is a list of recurring segments or themed media in Bad!!!

* Extremely Cursed Things Anna Has Sent to Me
* Make a Thing For Gabe
* The Toad War
* The Drum Cult
* So So Sorry Shakira
* Spooky
* Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner
* Anna's Conspiracy Corner
* Anna's Blaseball Corner
* Gabe's Weeaboo Palace
* "Going Fishing"

Sometime's the segments are spliced together: A list of them can be found in Combo Segments
Episode 51 - Mushroom Brains

"Episode 51 - Mushroom Brains" was uploaded on April 30, 2021

## Episode Description

Gabe has a bone to pick with Silent Hill 4 The Room, Anna discovers what Sufjan Stevens looks like, they both decide to start their careers in Subliminal Audio, and also vampires are actually really slow eaters??? Who knew??? It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. Feel Good Inc. but instruments are 5 bpm behind each other by Synthulhu
2. Feel Good Inc. but just the feeling by Satan's Personal Delivery Boy
3. Goofy sings CHUG JUG WITH YOU by ProZD
4. I am now going to bark at you by thquib
5. Bad Trucks by DJ the Dumb Gay
6. 🔮GET BEAUTIFUL FRECKLES FAST! SUBLIMINAL BINAURAL BEAT HYPNOSIS MEDITATION FREQUENCY🔮 by THETA Subs
7. Sufjan Stevens: Nailclippers by Chris Fleming
8. Du Hast by Los Colorados
9. The Wiggles Hate Each Other In Real Life by Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega)
10. Cockney Star Trek by ba55bar
11. Brian David Gilbert "Buy My Bed" but it's punk by Ty Winter
12. Another One Say So by Demyx Mashups

## Segments featured in the episode

### Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner

In this episoday, Gabe's hyperfixation is the Silent Hill games, in particular Silent Hill let's plays on youtube. Gabe and Anna discuss time when their DnD parties were terrible at solving simple puzzles.
Mountain Armor

The **Mountain Armor** is a purchasable armor available for a price of 30,000 coins in the Armory. The Mountain Armor was released along with The Katana Update on September 24th, 2020.

The Mountain Armor has a small hitbox size and a damage reduction of -0%. The Mountain Armor is based off of the Dwarves of Erebor's armor from Lord of the Rings.

1. ↑ Ironlights Official Discord Quote
Combo Segment

Sometimes the hosts combine pre-existing segments to create newer segments. Anna also often combines the jingles of the two segments to create a Fankenstein's jingle

## Installments

Episode 49 - Schrödinger's Vocaloid: Gabe creates a combination segment called Gabe's Weeaboo Corner (combined Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner with Gabe's Weeaboo Palace) where ze discuss vocaloids and how some of them use human voices instead of android voices.

Episode 53 - Death! At the Roller Rink: A Gabe hyjacks Anna's Conspiracy Corner to explore the Justin Trudeau - Fidel Castro conspiracy theory which supposes that Castro is Trudeau actual father. Gabe fixates on Trudeau having dark nipples, an area of the body which white people typically don't have pigmentation.
Episode 13 - Not Actually That Spooky

"Episode 13 - Not Actually That Spooky" was uploaded on June 24, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe gets cursed by a shitty witch, Anna causes Gabe psychic damage just by existing, they both experience a lot of shrimps, and also ONLY YOU can prevent people from being idiots. It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. burn him down - kitsch club by Louie Zong, submitted by Indie
2. Bonfires Not Tragedies by Papa JuEn, submitted by Ariel
3. taking the hobbits to isengard by Aaron Hardbarger
4. "Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor by robcantor
5. Wndrwll by Neil Cicierega (Mouth Silence) uploaded by TJS\_123 (original was taken off YouTube and the only official link is for the whole album, Mouth Silence)
6. chop suey x yoshi by rinnyginny, submitted by Kursed Kristin
7. All Star but its Owen Wilson saying wow, made and submitted by Sami, the aspiring plague doctor (public link not found)
8. Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris by pigwiththefaceofaboy, submitted by Melody (Who is later known as River)
9. Pinoki - Pingana (Havana by Camila Cabello ft. Young Thug Remix) by Pinoki, submitted by Molly
10. The Flamingo Behind The Slaughter (FULL VERSION) by PixelCherries' Stuff, submitted by Raphael
11. Steamed Hams but it's Basket Case by Green Day by Juliana Egg
12. The Song from He-Man but in the South (What's Up? harmonica and banjo cover) made and submitted by Sami, the asexual bard (public link not found)
13. Surprisingly Blessed: how to write an Alt-J song by Fleece Music

## Segments featured in the episode

### Make a Thing For Gabe

Per Gabe's request for "Owen Wilson All Star but good", Sami created a cursed audio of All Star but all the notes are Owen Wilson saying "wow", somewhat fulfilling what Gabe asked for.
Episode 47 - Popcorn Lifestyle Magazine

"Episode 47 - Popcorn Lifestyle Magazine" was uploaded on March 19, 2021

## Episode Description

Gabe takes issue with waterbottle mouthfeel, Anna has wrong opinions on popcorn, they both collect things (is anyone surprised), and also are you willing to do what it takes for the Nutella mole??? It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. Hot Pan by Yello, submitted by Alex you local bog-crow (and my dad)
2. Pretty Fly For Rasputin by DJ Cummerbund, submitted by atleast two people
3. I Screaming Inside My Head by treatsforbeasts
4. Roxanne but it's just rocks by Steven Sitarik
5. "Be (!) Worry, Don't (!) Happy": Minor key by Oleg Berg, submitted by Molly, supreme leader of projecting onto character
6. Spaghetti Again by Spaghetti Again
7. Don’t worry be happy [ OREO VERSION] submitted by Robin the oreo flavoured swan
8. Spiders On Drugs by Andrew Struther
9. Songify The Room (You're Tearing Me Apart) by schmoyoho
10. The Birds (1963) Without The Birds by Alasdair Beckett-King
11. these two songs have the same bpm by poopingducks, submitted by The 27th Lottie
12. radioactive but every lyric is "i'm waking up" by Snidbert
13. Surprisingly Blessed: DJ Cummerbund - Shaxicula by DJ Cummerbund, submitted by Just Because and Chelsea Queen of Bones
Episode 40 - The Quest for Hot Dr Pepper

"Episode 40 - The Quest for Hot Dr Pepper" was uploaded on January 13, 2021

## Episode Description

Gabe reveals hir secret weapon: Supernatural themed acrylic nails, Anna feels the Star Trek in their bones, they both get attacked by Ghost Allergies, and also are all you bisexuals out there maintaining your Bi Equilibrium??? It's Bad!!!
Episode 20 - Tunnel of Ants

"Episode 20 - Tunnel of Ants" was uploaded on August 12, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe vouches for Non-Slimy Oatmeal, Anna is convinced there is a secret Deep Cat Web, they both discuss bad Batman villains for way too long, and also would YOU kill a fly??? We would!!! It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. Lizzo's Boys but its the McElroys by McKenna A, submitted by Jessie Bones, formallyJB, aka Just Bones
2. Backpack For His Applesauce [REMIX] by Bobacupcake, submitted by unexpected duck
3. COMPANY IS COMING by Chris Fleming
4. 1, 2 Oatmeal by けんしん, submitted by Atlas
5. Africa by Toto Negative Harmony and Original Version Simultaneously by lydiafromsemaphora
6. Rejected Old Bay Jingle by Brian David Gilbert, submitted by unexpected duck
7. Fireflies But It's Eye of the Tiger by William Maranci
8. Never Gonna Give You Up but all the notes are C by content creator man, submitted by Rowan the Frog King
9. "Macarena" in Minor key, by Oleg Berg, submitted by JB aka Just Bones
10. Shakira - Hips Don't Lie [Bardcore / Medieval Style Cover] by stantough

## Segments featured in the episode

### Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner

Pre-Jingle Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner: Gabe discusses hir favourite bad batman villains from the batman video games. Characters discussed include Crime Doctor, Kite Man, Calendar Man, The Clue Master, Crazy Quilt, Penny Plunderer, Orca, and the Mad Hatter.

### Make a Thing For Gabe

Gabe requests that someone make a jingle for Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner as well as for Anna's Conspiracy Corner.
Tri-glaive

The **Tri-glaive** is a weapon in *Ironlights*.

## Summary

The tri-glaive is a weapon based off of the original Glaive from Campaign. The weapon has a thinner handle compared to the original glaive, and has a more fresh feel in regards of balance and physics. The tri-glaive has edge alignment which makes the glaive swing faster when swinging "with the wind". The glaive can reach extreme speeds faster than any other classes' weapon.

The ranged attack of the tri-glaive is an arrow which can be shot from the back of the glaive's handle. By holding the trigger and thrusting the tri-glaive while facing the glaive backwards, the glaive will shoot a high-damage arrow which is affected by gravity.

The tri-glaive was created for use with the Dragoon class, and essentially acts as a balanced replacement for the original glaive. The tri-glaive can be used in all gamemodes.

## Stats

*Note: All values listed below are estimated damage average of 3 damage tests on -0% armor. Ranged damage is constant.*
Announcement: Podcast's Haunted (what?) PODCAST'S HAUNTED

"Announcement: Podcast's Haunted [what?] PODCAST'S HAUNTED" was uploaded on November 5, 2020.

## Episode Description

Hey everyone! Apologies for the lack of a full episode this week. We're doing our absolute best to get these technical difficulties taken care of! In the meantime, we have plenty of old episodes available for relistening, and Roll For Chaos is another show on our network that is a lot of fun to listen to! We'll see ya next time!!

## Additional Information

This is a special announcement episode that announced that there would be no episode that week. The podcast was recorded and Gabe's audio was haunted, so the episode was never released.
Episode 38 - Fast Like A Fast Object

"Episode 38 - Fast Like A Fast Object" was uploaded on December 31, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe begs for Nyan Cat to come bursting in the door, killing hir instantly, Anna gets assigned Onceler kin for Christmas, they both go in depth into the lore of the Globglogabgalab, and also have you ever wanted Top Tier Character Naming Advice??? It's Bad!!!
Bad Special: Bloopers 2

"Bad Special: Bloopers 2" was uploaded on December 10, 2021

## Episode Description

Compiling this blooper reel has made us realize that most of our mistakes happen at the speed of light within two seconds of starting the podcast every single week... which is fitting, because it's Bad!!!

## Additional Information

This is the second bloopers episode, and it was released about a year after the first one. It features outtakes from the episodes since the previous bloopers special and showcases even more of the general shenanigans that happen while recording.
Episode 65 - Officially Cricket Approved

Episode 65 - Officially Cricket Approved was uploaded on August 6, 2021.

## Episode Description

Gabe scientifically explains foot fetishes, Anna witnesses Skateboard Crime, they both give King of the Hill critique worthy of art school, and also a reminder that rain boots are NOT an acceptable substitute for snow boots!!! It's Bad!!!
Episode 48 - Delete The Internet!! (But Not This Podcast)

"Episode 48 - Delete The Internet!! (But Not This Podcast)" was uploaded on March 26, 2021

## Episode Description

Gabe uses a Lemon Demon song to reinvent science, Anna points out that Spock is immune to whales, they both learn a lot about rabies, and also Miku is the next Avatar??? It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. I'm In Charge Of The Oceans by Kinoshita Crazy, submitted by False King Lottie
2. Rap from Nudist Colony Of The Dead, uploaded to youtube by WarlsPeace84, submitted by the pointing spiderman meme, but it's impostor syndrome and god complex
3. Short Skirt/Long Jacket But It's Extremely Cursed by William Maranci
4. One Weird Tip (unreleased) by Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega), submitted by duckling
5. anti-sea shanty (pirate punk) by Louie Zong
6. Chop Suey! - Bluegrass Edition by There I Ruined It, submitted by DJ the dumb gay
7. If Your Housemate Was Agatha Christie's Poirot by Alasdair Beckett-King
8. "The Rabies Post" by deactivated tumblr user, rabidloving
9. Tom Cruise Kidnaps You and Forces You to Laugh at American Humour by DeSinc
10. Rocketman (cover) by IronHorseBluegrass, submitted by Gabe's mum
11. You Preminger'd in the wrong neighborhood by jinxtapore
12. footloose - maplebungus by PoizonedBlaze, inspired by a post by tumblr user maplebungus
13. Do I Wanna Know cover in Classical Latin (BARDCORE) by the\_miracle\_aligner
Episode 34 - Okay Apparently You Can Mess Up Bennie And The Jets

"Episode 34 - Okay Apparently You Can Mess Up Bennie And The Jets" was uploaded on November 25, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe is a Newsies Aficionado, Anna has as many emotions as a mantis shrimp has color receptors, they both place a curse on Thanksgiving, and also quick, are there any bees within a one-mile radius??? It's Bad!!!
Episode 17 - Bones, Bones, Everywhere

"Episode 17 - Bones, Bones, Everywhere" was uploaded on July 23, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe is the Crab God, God of the Crabs, Anna is NOT allowed anywhere near the AUX cord, they both have some theories about Ghost Foot Science, and also has anyone checked the rat numbers recently??? Are the rat numbers up this quarter??? It's Bad!!!

## Superlatives

Anna The Disgraced Jedi and Gabe (Formerly) The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse

## Media featured in the Episode

1. toad sings let it go by melancholiaah
2. Feel Good Inc but OH NO WHAT ARE THEY DOING?? by Magik Mike, submitted by The Vape Master
3. Eminem - Crab God (Full Version) by Kanskaart
4. "sweet dreams but i put kahoot music over it" but I fixed the tempo by SupaSimon, submitted by Bones! Collector of Bones :)
5. Stacy's Mom on Boomwhackers! by HarvardTHUD, submitted by Heidi
6. John I Want a Divorce by DandyGuy, submitted by Molly, Lost in the Sauce
7. HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! by KyleLC
8. Head On Commercial (Kazaki Remix) by Kazaki (Crisel15)
9. The Bro Duet by Various Artists - Topic, submitted by Kristen, The Almagimation of 500 Rats in a Trenchcoat
10. Bespoke Make a thing for gabe moscow x rasputin remix, submitted by Sammy, The Suspicious King1
11. A Brimming Glass of Spiders by ProZD, submitted by A Sentient Trashcan, Simon the Chipmunk
12. You can't spell nutrition without NUT by nayols
13. Duolingo wants to hear you beg for your life in Spanish by Yori Yoshi
14. Soviet Drake & Josh Theme Song by William Maranci, submitted by JB (Just Bones)
15. System of a Down - B.Y.O.B. But it's Take Me Home, Country Roads by William Maranci, submitted by Atlas, The Nightmare Craftsman
16. I'm blue - medieval style by Modern Music of the Dark Ages

1. this was a submission in response to a previous "Make a thing for Gabe" and was a link that has not been publically shared

## Segments featured in the episode

### The Toad War

The Toad War is continued in this episode when Gabe plays "toad sings let it go" by melancholiaah.

### Make a Thing For Gabe

A previously requested "Make a thing for Gabe" is answered in this episode, with the Moscow x Rasputin remix provided by Sammy, The Suspicious King
Episode 53 - Death! At the Roller Rink

Episode 53 - Death! At the Roller Rink was uploaded on May 14, 2021.

## Episode Description

Gabe was in a karate battle with Frodo Baggins (and won), Anna has some Mario Advice, they both are ridiculously hungry for bread, and also vocaloid musicians are stronger than the Marines!!! It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the episode

1. We like watching birds by Brian David Gilbert
2. Call Me By Your Train by Kanskaart, submitted by Tess you know ;)
3. We are Number One but its Skrillex by Cyranek
4. Earth, Wind & Mii by Chicken Man, submitted by redunancy
5. penny lane but it's slightly on a budget by KestralTapes
6. Staple Tape Worms on My Penis by Passenger of Shit, submitted by duckling and Lottie who's sorry for truly the first time in her life
7. we can be pro fortnite gamers by TORA\_V4
8. Caramelldansen (Medieval Cover) by Cylesta, submitted by Anna's friend Lauren
9. WAYNERADIOTV - what do you want to play, joshie? supercut by worm creature, submitted by Vapemaster
10. Wii Theme but Every Note is the Same Length by Mr Rock
11. Le Festin by Call\_Me\_Sullyyy
12. it's time o'clock by berd
13. YOUR NEW MORNING ALARM by Marc Rebillet

## Segments featured in the episode

### Gabe's Conspiracy Corner

A Gabe hyjacks Anna's Conspiracy Corner to explore the Justin Trudeau - Fidel Castro conspiracy theory which supposes that Castro is Trudeau actual father. Gabe fixates on Trudeau having dark nipples, an area of the body which white people typically don't have pigmentation.
Episode 12 - Don't Dead Open Inside

"Episode 12 - Don't Dead Open Inside" was uploaded on June 18, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe astral projects into the moon, Anna gets a dose of migraine juice, they both take No Responsibility for your breakups, and also who needs a fantasy name generator when you have Baseball Names??? It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. Bohemian Rhapsody - Mr.Chicken (cover) by RomeroMay, submitted by Molly
2. Jay-Z raps "Helicopter Addict" (Speech Synthesis) by Vocal Synthesis
3. Shrek but only when ANYONE says "E" by GrayWalf
4. Aqua - Barbie Girl (WAY TOO SAD COVER) by Melodicka Bros
5. This entry is a dramatic reading of a series of cursed concept images, submitted by Gabe's sister Hannah
	1. "having knowledge likes having pregnant" cup
	2. "WYD this your girl" tweet1
	3. "has anyone really been far" 4chan reply
	4. "So, your doctor like that" tweet
	5. "Never assume in life"
	6. "If I eated soap"
	7. "Why do they call it an oven"
	8. "Drug is not a weed"
	9. "Guys can you married a woman"
	10. "Imagine how is touch the sky"
	11. "Don't dead open inside"
6. "Does Bruno Mars is Gay" by unknown, submitted by Samantha
7. Say So, but all of the non chorus parts are bonfire.mp3 by Sami, the Changling Curator, who also submitted it themself.
8. All Star but it's a Bach chorale following the conventions of the Common Practice Period by — (The user's name is just a hyphen)
9. Mii channel theme but each pause descends you further to paranoia by ISeeYou, submitted by Max, Eldritch Being
10. Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name But It's Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito by William Maranci, submitted by JB
11. Fake American Names in a Japanese Baseball Game by ProZD
12. Mr. Sandman, Man Me A Sand by Teza Belmond, uploaded by Teza's Tunes
13. Jump in the CAAC by \\ BogwandiRamen //, submitted by Samantha
14. toad sings into the unknown by melancholiaah, submitted by Gabe's friend, Audrey
15. cotton eye joe by Ignant Benches, submitted by Patronic Droz

1not the original but it was the best I could find

## Segments featured in the episode

### Make a Thing For Gabe

As a response to the previous episode's request, Sami, The Cursed Queen created a mashup of Doja Cat's 'Say So' and Childish Gambino's 'Bonfire'. It is called "Say So, but all of the non chorus parts are bonfire.mp3"

### The Toad War

The Toad War continues in this episode, which features Toad singing Idina Menzel's 'Into The Unknown' from the soundtrack of Frozen 2, by Melancholiaah
Episode 30 - XOXO Gossip Gabe

"Episode 30 - XOXO Gossip Gabe" was uploaded on October 21, 2020

## Episode Description

[Quick apology before you get into the episode, technical difficulties always abound with this show, and Gabe is recording this episode with a less than ideal audio setup, so hir audio might sound a tad crunchier than normal. We hope to get all issues resolved by next week!)

Gabe is reality shifting into the anime world, Anna has secretly been a muppet this whole time, they're both concerned with just how frequently they say the word Megalovania these days, and also PAY US TO GO TO DISNEYWORLD??? (just kidding) It's Bad!!!
50th Episode Special Part 2: Dune RPG feat. Roll For Chaos

"50th Episode Special Part 2: Dune RPG feat. Roll For Chaos" was uploaded on April 30, 2021

## Episode Description

Starring Tetanus Tad, (first name) Dollar Store (last name) Glen, Mox with the Muscles, and Kyle Mont- Mon- McLaughlin, an adventure filled with water pipes, scorpions, and lots and lots of sand awaits you!!
Today's episode features @chrisodilla, @ItsPipster, and @AlaraGames from Roll For Chaos! We played the one-page RPG "Dune", written by Sasha Sienna @SiennaSasha on Twitter.
Episode 1 - Mistakes Were Made

"Episode 1 - Mistakes Were Made" was uploaded on February 11, 2020.

This episode is described as the "inaugural episode" of Bad!!! and is one of the few episodes recorded while the hosts were both in Chicago.

## Episode Description

Welcome to the first episode of Bad!!! A Show of Cursed Concepts! Gabe and Anna take you through an audio hellscape designed to make your nightmares have nightmares. Have fun!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. "Glee and Gotye at the same time what is this" by Unknown (uploaded by secrets549)
2. "Linkin Park - Numb (Throat singing cover)" by KUULAR
3. "Yee" by revergo
4. "otamatone 　Greensleeves　オタマトーン　グリーンスリーブス" by MAYWADENKI
5. "Kermit the Frog - Talking Heads "Once in a Lifetime"" uploaded by Laser Time
6. "Bustin" by Neil Cicierega
7. "[ASMR] Yoda Robs The Ketamine Factory To Fuel his addiction" by JakeMac
8. "The Radioactive Fox" posted to Tumblr by user oneboredjeu.
9. "Potion Seller Soundtrack" by Producer Ocean
10. "Mozart's New Booty" by Unknown (uploaded by ghost rat)
11. "Our House" by GameGrumps
12. "i get a lil bit gingus mingus" by TA10S (Original chorus edit by Paper-Mario-Wiki)
13. "Country Roads but it's Country Toad" by El Scorchy (Vocals by Fernando Peyro)
14. "Lara plays Rebecca Black and Nyan Cat AT THE SAME TIME on piano" by lara6683
Episode 41 - Gauntletless...ness

"Episode 41 - Gauntletless...ness" was uploaded on January 20, 2021

## Episode Description

Gabe reverts to hir tried and true method of playing Pokemon when the curses become unbearable, Anna has to sign on the proxy line for Chainsaw's W2, they both lament over out of sync turn signals, and also if you had a nickel for every time you were replaced by a machine, you might have two nickels??? It's Bad!!!
Episode 37 - The Accursed Hanukkah Christmas Jamboree by Mariah Carey by Bad (by Fall Out Boy)

"Episode 37 - The Accursed Hanukkah Christmas Jamboree by Mariah Carey by Bad (by Fall Out Boy)" was uploaded on December 24, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe reads Stargate fanfiction (why???), Anna brings some wholesome bagpipe music to the table, they both make fun of their former emo selves, and also does everyone agree that Bernard the elf was the nonbinary BLUEPRINT??? It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. All I Want For Christmas Is Midi by xBenedictumx
2. The 12 Days of Christmas by Straight No Chaser
3. 8 Days (Of Hanukkah) by the cast of Hades Town
4. Communist Christmas by rathergood
5. Welcome To The Christmas Parade by oneboredjeu
6. All I Want For Christmas Is You X Crank That Soulja Boy by Original Bread
7. Antiochus by Fran Avni
8. Last Christmas but It's Played On The Bagpipes by eamodec
9. Creep But It's All I Want For Christmas Is You by William Maranci
10. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT - 2 hour edition by aahelo (original version by EndaVanera)
11. Dominick the Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey) by Lou Monte
12. CryptoSanta by Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega)
13. Don't Stop Christmas Now by Exightly
14. last christmas but beats 2 and 4 are swapped by Adam Emond
15. Puppy for Hanukkah by Daveed Diggs
16. lotr but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says it'll be the farthest he's ever been by Patryc
17. "All Star" but it's This is Halloween by TheChewanater
18. Ending of Star Wars Christmas Special by LucasFilm
Spread

The four "spread" items Spread Left, Spread Right, Large Spread, and Small Spread, all cause the bullet to eject with a random angle. They differ only in what range that angle can take: Small Spread has the smallest angle from straight, Large Spread has a much larger angle, and Spread Left and Spread Right are somewhere between those two, but limited to only one side or the other. Multiples of any of these items increases the possible spread angle, and/or bias it towards one side for the one-sided ones.

(TODO: Actual info on the angles and how they stack would be great. Eyeballing it, looks like about 30deg for Large, 10deg each way for Small, and 20deg for Left/Right.)

## Skill Upgrades

All of the **Spread** items have a single upgrade each, which increases the damage of a shot based on how "extreme" the angle is. For Large Spread and Small Spread, it adds up to 50% damage, while for Spread Left and Spread Right it adds up to 40% damage. (The Large/Small spreads are somewhat less likely to have an extreme angle, thus the higher damage bonus when it does occur.)

## Interactions with other items

The spread angle is set at the time the bullet passes thru the item, so if you subsequently duplicate the bullet with a Split, Clone, Add Projectile, etc, all the copies will have the same ejection angle. As such, it's usually better to put the **Spread** items *after* the cloning items when possible, to reduce their "clumping".

A Combine 10 gives its output bullet the spread angle from one of the bullets it consumes in each group of 10. (It doesn't average the angles.)

## Usage Notes

Spread items can be useful in the early game, when attempting to clear several levels that encourage you to carve a non-vertical path, such as Level 37.

They can also be useful for "saturating" an area with bullets to deal damage evenly across an area, rather than drilling into a narrow line, particularly when piloting a high-firerate ship. This can also be useful in Waves before you have the money and space for 10 Rectangle AoE items to clear an entire line at a time.

However, it makes it much harder to hit any *particular* block, so you shouldn't use these when attempting to clear a level with a small number of difficult blocks, like Level 56 or Level 97.
Episode 39 - The Vague Nonbinary Zeitgeist

"Episode 39 - The Vague Nonbinary Zeitgeist" was uploaded on January 6, 2021

## Episode Description

Gabe is immune to hell dimensions, Anna becomes the spectator of a new religion, they both look forward twenty years into the future (yikes!!) and also does anyone else really really want to watch the Starkid Iron Man Dream Musical??? It's Bad!!!
Split

These items "split" your bullet path, copying the input bullet and sending one copy down each output path.

You can't recombine bullet paths, but you can send each path to a separate Ejector (or different sides of a single Ejector), effectively multiplying your fire rate (and thus damage).

## Usage Notes

You want to put Splits as late in your bullet path as possible, as all the bullets receive the benefits of any preceding items, but only the copies going down one path receive the benefits of later items. Ideally they're used *immediately* before reaching an Ejector, with the only items used afterward being more splits or Guides to direct them into additional Ejectors.

## Interaction with other items

Each bullet produced by a split is a perfect copy, including the "original" vs "copy" distinction from Add Projectile. Thus, it doesn't matter whether Add Projectile is placed before or after the split; the same number of bullets are produced either way.
Episode 52 - Break the Beep

"Episode 52 - Break the Beep" was uploaded on April 7 2021

## Episode Description

Gabe is PROBABLY not a Pyramidhead fucker, Anna fulfills the prophecy that was spoken on the day they were born, they both trash the idea of smoothie bowls, and also the world's number one Miku song has finally been revealed!!! It's Bad!!!

## Media Featured in Episode

1. George Washington by TheRealBradNeely, shown to Gabe by hir friend Ian
2. Crunk In Time by Wuki, submitted by redanouncy
3. Feel good Inc but it's Michael Jackson's beat it by Prod. Jadii, submitted by Satan's Personal Delivery Boy
4. They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard (cover) by The Dread Crew of Oddwood, submitted by duckling
5. f\*\*k it by GHOST
6. What If The Simpsons Was British? by Alasdair Beckett-King
7. Chickity China by DJ Cummerbund, submitted by DJ the dumb gay
8. Two Trucks But It's A Swing Temp by SnapBack
9. Google Translate Sings: "The Sound of Silence" by Twisted Translations, submitted by Alex, your favourite local bog crow
10. DAFT PUNK - PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS (UNRELEASED DEMO) by Muhammad Naufal Noorrachman
11. Rick Astley Is Gonna Hurt You, Say Goodbye by Aphaseries
12. MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) - Medieval Cover / Bardcore by stantough, submitted by Rose, the one who knits

## Segments featured in episode

### Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner

Gabe is once again hyperfixating on Silent Hill. Ze say that ze are not a pyramidhead-fucker (probably), something of which DJ accused hir of. The hosts discuss whether or not there is a human head under the pyramidhead due to someone on AO3 using the tag "the pyramidhead stays on during sex". Gabe makes a comparison between Silent Hill and Kigdom Hearts in regards to how difficult it is to explain to game to a person.
Episode 86 - National Novel Rhinoceros

"Episode 86 - National Novel Rhinoceros" was uploaded on February 04, 2022.

## Episode Description

Gabe reveals the true meaning behind In The Air Tonight, Anna considers "the purple bitch" from Evangelion, they both realize they have been clenching their jaws, and also if you are being forced to listen to this podcast, write in! Tell us about it! It's Bad!!!
Episode 10 - The Gay Frog Inside Us All

"Episode 10 - The Gay Frog Inside Us All" was uploaded on June 4, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe teaches sex ed, Anna doesn't want to think about the phenomenon of creeping babies, they both read some Chilling Literature, and also doesn't every day feel like Sunday??? It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. avengers theme song (vibrato) by whtevr, submitted by Ariel
2. Yakko's world but vocoded by an 8-bit russian by i-win
3. Creep by Radiohead but Using Google Autocomplete Results for Lyrics by Billy Cobb
4. Gay Frogs (Alex Jones REMIX) by placeboing
5. Wake Me Up Inside - Donald Duck cover by Mr Tuxedo, submitted by Nicolas
6. Objects that I have shoved up my arse (but it's vocoded) by Loaf
7. Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade But It's Stayin' Alive by Bee Gees by William Maranci
8. Frontier Psychiatrist by The Avalanches, uploaded by XL Recordings
9. Bread Bank (No Gluten) || Baku Series S4:E6 by Sethical, submitted by Kristen M
10. Nicki Minaj - Starships ("Pachelbel - Canon in D" Version) by Nicki France
11. Mashed Potato Time by Dee Dee King, uploaded by rou ramone, submitted by Kirby
12. MMD - Sans Undertale x Nagito Komaeda (fingers in his ass) by only sadness remains
13. creeper aw man discord meme except its uptown funk by Leonard Watch
14. There's literally soap everywhere by Casterborous2
15. And Then A Skeleton Popped Out by An Anonymous 4chan User1
16. Man Door Hand Hook Car Door by An Anonymous 4chan User1
17. Negative Harmony Cover - Don't Speak (ft. Ashley McLellan) by Steve Cruickshank

1Cursed media #15 and #16 are both popular internet meme textposts, as such I have linked to their respective "Know Your Meme" pages, rather than a youtube link.

## Segments featured in the episode

This episode features no recurring segments
So So Sorry Shakira

This segment was created in 'Episode 8 - We're So So Sorry Shakira'. In this segment, Gabe's sister Hannah gradually makes the song 'Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)' by Shakira more and more cursed.

## Installments

1. Episode 8 - 'We're So So Sorry Shakira': This installment featured Hannah adding Fozzy Bear saying his catchphrase "waka waka" over the chorus.
Episode 14 - Tables All The Way Down

"Episode 14 - Tables All The Way Down" was uploaded on July 1, 2020

## Episode Description

Gabe has a Spanish Class Stroke, Anna is surprisingly good at ostrich facts, they both sit in metaphorical chairs, and also "crunchy" is just a very good word to use in most situations. It's Bad!!!

## Media featured in the Episode

1. whomst.mp4 by BagelBoy
2. chop suey but everything is a table by animorphs
3. I Really, Really, Really Like This Image by Hot Dad
4. gangsta's paradise but every other beat is amish paradise [CC] by Adam Emond
5. I made a vocaloid song for my school's history project (Technically Synth V But whatever) by StardustLegend, submitted by Sammy the Sea Queen
6. "Prompt: the *ideological* opposite of a catgirl." original tumblr post by prokopetz and response by z-nogyrop
7. Earth, Wii & Fire by Acrylo
8. Papa Roach - Last Resort But It's Rock Your Body By Justin Timberlake by William Maranci Mashups, submitted by Audrey
9. Sandroll by groboclone, submitted by Sammy the kidnapped knight
10. Numb by Linkin Park but it's a pink minecraft dirt block, made and submitted by Sami the joyful executioner (public link not found)
11. Bin Guy (a song containing exclusively three letter words) by Brett Domino
12. Star Wars - "Cantina Band" (Electro Swing Remix) by Serafin Ureno
13. Surprisingly Blessed: delilah - "hey there delilah" to the tune of "jolene" by Lee Madsen
Episode 32 - You Can't Mess Up Bennie And The Jets

"Episode 32 - You Can't Mess Up Bennie And The Jets" was uploaded on November 11, 2020

## Episode Description

Content Warning: gunfire noises from around 22:00 to 23:00.

Gabe has a piano and ze's not afraid to use it, Anna is sliding down a glass window of pain and suffering, they both have a lengthy farm discussion, and also have you made out with a chef today??? It's Bad!!!
Gabe's Hyperfixation Corner

*add when the segment was created*

The jingle for this segment was created by Sami and first features in Episode 21 - We've Got A Case Of The Jingles!.

## Installments

1. Episode 20 - Tunnel of Ants: Gabe discusses hir favourite bad batman villains from the batman video games. Characters discussed include Crime Doctor, Kite Man, Calendar Man, The Clue Master, Crazy Quilt, Penny Plunderer, Orca, and the Mad Hatter. Gabe finishes the segment by requesting a jingle for the segment in a Make a Thing For Gabe segment.
2. Episode 49 - Schrödinger's Vocaloid: Gabe creates a combination segment called Gabe's Weeaboo Corner (combined with Gabe's Weeaboo Palace) where ze discuss vocaloids and how some of them use human voices instead of android voices.
3. Episode 51 - Mushroom Brains: Gabe is once again fixating on Silent Hill. Gabe and Anna discuss times when their DnD parties have been very bad at solving east puzzles.
4. Episode 52 - Break the Beep: Gabe is once again hyperfixating on Silent Hill. Ze say that ze are not a pyramidhead-fucker (probably), something of which DJ accused hir of. The hosts discuss whether or not there is a human head under the pyramidhead due to someone on AO3 using the tag "the pyramidhead stays on during sex". Gabe makes a comparison between Silent Hill and Kigdom Hearts in regards to how difficult it is to explain to game to a person.
Episode 79 - The Porpoise of Life

"Episode 79 - The Porpoise of Life" was uploaded on November 26, 2021.

## Episode Description

Gabe is a certified Archerist, Anna is a permanent sandcastle, they both get scrambled by the Kong, and also Eminem is here to make sure you're celebrating Gabe Is Sexy and Right Day correctly. It's Bad!!! (Content Warnings: comedic violence at 21:00)