The Curse of the WereRabbit - Draft

* *[the episode starts at Sandy’s treedome, where Sandy is putting some chemicals into a cauldron of soup. SpongeBob enters and joins in.]*
* **Sandy**: Oh, hi, SpongeBob. Wanna see what I’m doing right here?
* **SpongeBob**: Sure, Sandy. It looks like some sort of experiment.
* **Sandy**: Why yes, it is one of my experiments i'm doing.
* **SpongeBob:** What is it about?
* **Sandy:** Well, it's a soup that makes people smarter. It has powerful chemicals, and will be able to make people smarter with just one ingredient..........my high school diploma. The problem is, i can't find it!
* **SpongeBob:** Don't worry Sandy! Your good friend SpongeBob will find it! *[he goes into Sandy's tree, and he searches under her bed with his hand]* Hey, i think i found it! Oh wait, it's just a carrot, Dang it! *[he kicks a nut with his foot, but the nut bounces off the wall and hits SpongeBob in the head, making him fall out of the window and into Sandy's soup]*
* **Sandy:** SPONGEBOB!
* **SpongeBob:** *[spits the soup]* BLEH! I hate carrots! I hope that carrot didn't ruin your experiment. *[his teeth gap closes, and his teeth become big]*
* **Sandy:** AH!
* **SpongeBob:** What?
* **Sandy:** YOUR TEETH!
* **SpongeBob:** AH! Well, they're kind of cool..........like carrots..........
* **Sandy:** You said you hated carrots!
* **SpongeBob:** I know! I hate carrots! It's almost like these rabbit teeth made me love carrots............*[he grows rabbit ears, which punch Sandy in the face when they grow]* Oh, sorry! Bad ears, bad! *[his nose morphs into a rabbit nose]* AH! Wait.......that smell..............carrots............GOTTA GO!
* **Sandy:** SPONGEBOB! COME BACK!
* *[bubble transition, we see Squidward playing his clarinet]*
* **Squidward:** What's that sound? OH NO! GO AWAY SEA BU-*[looks out of his window]* SPONGEBOB?! You look hideous! STOP EATING MY CARROTS!
* **SpongeBob:** Oh i'm sorry Squidward! I don't know what came over me! *[takes a carrot, and is about to eat it]*
* **Squidward:** NO! *[he jumps out of the window and takes the carrot away from SpongeBob]*
* **SpongeBob:** HEY! *[he gets a rock, and throws it in Squidward's face]*
* **Squidward:** WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
* **SpongeBob:** OH I'M SORRY!
* **Sandy:** SPONGEBOB! YOU THREW ME INTO GOO LAGOON!
* **SpongeBob:** I'M SORRY SANDY! I'M GOING INSANE OVER CARROTS! *[he becomes a giant, which rips off his pants and shoes]* WHAT THE?! *[he gets covered in fur, and grows a rabbit tail]* AAAAAAAAAAH!
* **Squidward:** HE'S A GIANT RABBIT!
* **Sandy:** OH SNAP!
* **Patrick:** Hi.
* **SpongeBob:** *[howls]*
* **Patrick:** How did this happen?
* **Sandy:** Well, it all started when SpongeBob went to my treedome.............
* **French Narrator:** 6 minutes later...............
* **Sandy:** And now he's a.........were-rabbit?
* **Patrick:** You shouldn't leave nuts on the floor.
* **Squidward:** Welp, i'm going to go. Not gonna be involved in this. Better already rest to prepare for work tomorrow.
* **Sandy and Patrick:** WORK?!
* *[bubble transition, we see SpongeBob with his Krusty Krab hat, walking with Patrick and Sandy]*
* **Sandy:** Well, the customers are certainly going to be............surprised when seeing you like this............
* **Patrick:** I think it will all work out once we tell them he's beautiful on the inside, like our lord and savior Shrek!
* **Sandy:** Well, let's just go in......*[they all go in the Krusty Krab]*
* **Squidward:** Just a second, aaaaand..........
* **Customers:** *[they all leave the Krusty Krab screaming]*
* **Squidward:** There.
* **Patrick:** WAIT! HE'S BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE! LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
* **Squidward:** *[dresses up as a fish]* Oh no, a monster, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *[leaves the Krusty Krab]*
* **Mr. Krabs:** ME CUSTOMERS! YOU UGLY GIANT RABBIT MONSTER! *[gets a shotgun]*
* **Sandy:** Hey hey Krabs! Calm down! He's SpongeBob!
* **Patrick:** And beautiful on the inside, like Shre-*[Sandy shuts his mouth]*
* **Mr. Krabs:** SpongeBob? What happened to you? You look........different.
* **Sandy:** Well.......................
* **French Narrator:** 6 minutes later.................again...............
* **Mr. Krabs:** Well..........................emh.........................MY BUSINESS IS DEAD.
* **Sandy:** Pretty much.
* **Mr. Krabs:** Crap.
* **Sandy:** Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Krabs.
* **Patrick:** And you know what's worse? Today, SpongeBob also has BOATING SCHOOL.
* **Sandy:** Wait! I have an idea.
* *[bubble transition]*
* **Mrs. Puff:** Hi class, is everybody here? Wait, where's SpongeBob?
* **Drifter:** *[goes in]* Hello, Mrs. Puff. It's me, SpongeBob, with a new haircut.
* **Mrs. Puff:** Wow, SpongeBob, you certainly look very.............different.
* **Drifter:** Lady, i literally just got a new haircut, i didn't turn into a were-rabbit.
* **Mrs. Puff:** Of course, of course. Now class, today we are going to talk about the first car crash! It all began on.......
* **French Narrator:** 2 boring hours later......
* **Sandy:** So, how did it go?
* **Drifter:** Those were the most boring 2 hours of my life. We literally just talked about a guy who crashed his car, but we went through his whole life story before he actually crashes the car! And at the end, the car crash is barely a car crash! You gotta fix SpongeBob's problem! I'm not going here again!
* *[bubble transition]*
* **Sandy:** We've tried everything! We tried feeding him soup with his spatula, a Krabby Patty, everything! I guess he will always stay like this.......
* **French Narrator:** *[singing sadly]* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea............
* **Sandy:** That's it! *[gets a pineapple, and throws it in a soup]* Drink it! *[gives it to SpongeBob with a spoon, turning him back into a sponge]*
* **SpongeBob:** Woo-hoo! That worked!
* **Everyone:** YES!
* **Patrick:** I haven't cried this much since the ending of Shrek 2.........