Eng

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Eng is a zombie pig and a high-ranking member of the Hogrian Empire. He serves as the empire's super soldier and colonization (read: mass murdering) agent. There's an auto-repair device resting inside his body in case Eng gets killed so that it can expel whatever kills him and get his heart going again. The device is very susceptible to EMPs.

## Appearance

Eng is a pale green pig with a brown and yellow scope lens is a place of his right eye that sticks out and a small icicle on his nose. He wears a grayish-blue knight helmet covered in snow and icicles. An ace of clubs card can be seen stuck onto his helmet. Eng can also be seen holding a golden pistol and a metallic blue sword.

Eng's mouth is always at least slightly ajar, as he's canonically a mouth breather.

## Personality

Eng is an impatient pig, often giving people he's negotiating with (read: informing of their impending doom) about 5 seconds to make a decision before he makes the decision for them, often through murder. He's also quite tired all the time and doesn't like to waste time arguing, discussing topics, or just talking in general.

## History

Eng was first seen landing in an uninhabited part of Ardonia. Upon landing, he immediately started receiving tech tips from his cohorts, most of which included getting a forklift. Before they could suggest anything else, however, Eng shot into the transmitter he was communicating with, causing the bullet to come out of the other transmitter and hit the others.

After a bit of searching, Eng came into contact with a village. Seeing an opportunity, he approached the guards and told them to concede all of their land within the next few seconds. When they didn't comply initially, Eng stabbed a guard. Around this time, Agent P made an Among Us reference in front of R, prompting the latter to say the forbidden word. This in turn made Eng fling R all the way over to Bungee Zombie's headquarters where he would go on to get cooked, chopped into thin slices, and eaten alive.

Upon seeing their fellow guard get stabbed, the other guards speared Eng to death. Seconds later, however, the spears were forced out of his body, and Eng got back up. From there, he went on a rampage, charging through the village and slaughtering everyone in it. While he was doing this however, a completely separate group of interdimensional warriors materialized on Ardonia (somehow) to defeat Eng. Everything they tried, however, either resulted in Eng's auto-repair device repairing itself as well as him, Eng headbanging to Among Drip while gunning down soldiers, or the very sudden and very convenient shift in planetary status quo that simultaneously ensured Eng would stay on Ardonia and killed countless residents of the continent. Eventually, the soldiers gave up and Eng went back to finish his job. He had a brief run in with an iron golem, but the last few villagers were killed afterwards.

Afterwards, Eng set up the village for King Pig's colonization team to move in.

## Trivia

The image used for Eng is an edited image of a zombie pig from Angry Birds Epic.