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"Werewolves of London"

In Episode 24: Red Leather Yellow Leather, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Hungry Like The Wolf" (sort of). She sings the lyrics as "Podcast on Earwolf. Pod pod pod puh-puh-puh podcast… Podcast on Earwolf. Hungry like a wolf! Podcast like a wolf.” When Ronna expresses skepticism about her rendition and asks why Beverly didn't instead choose a more melodic song like "Werewolves of London", Beverly sings, "Podcast in London! Earwolf in London!" But then Ronna recommends she save that for when they return to London.
Episode 59: Live From Montreal

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Big Girls Don't Cry" by The Four Seasons.

## Animated Inanimate Objects

Beverly reveals that if Nick Kroll were an animated inanimate object, he would be a very expensive leather eyeglass case, with glasses inside (tortoise-shell, like Buddy Holly's).

She reveals that if Andy Kindler were an animated inanimate object, there's a tie about what he would be. He would either be a green gumdrop or he would be a yarmulke with a cartoon on it, but it's an Israeli cartoon that doesn't make sense here.
"The Flintstones"

Beverly opens Episode 5: Nick Kroll by singing a song about the podcast to the tune of the theme from "The Flintstones" with the lyrics "Podcast! Meet our podcast! Beep buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh bah. Shaboom!" When Ronna tells her she did a direct rendition of "The Flintstones" but changed the words, Beverly objects, saying she doesn't remember that song.
Elaine Goodman

Elaine Goodman (as in Bergdorf Goodman) is one of Ronna's friend's from New York. With Elaine, Ronna does more sophisticated activities than she does with Beverly.

When Jordan was a baby, Ronna and Elaine were known to walk their "prams" around New York's Central Park.

Elaine regularly provides Ronna with access and tickets to exclusive events and appears to have a strained, at best, relationship with Beverly due to her behaviour when she accompanies Ronna to these.

Ronna first talks about Elaine in Episode 1: Julie Klausner.

[*Will write more about Elaine. This is just a placeholder for now.*]
Episode 139: Jessi Klein Says You Gotta Lie Up

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the theme of the "Olympics Fanfare and Theme". This is one of the rare occasions when Beverly uses a tune she has used before (Episode 20: London Calling). This time, she sings the lyrics as follows:

Beverly: “Pod pod pod pod pod podcast.”

Ronna and Beverly: “Dun dun dun dun…”

Beverly: “Simone Biles”

Ronna (simultaneous): “Dun dun dun dun”

Beverly: “Simone Biles”
"'Rice A Roni' jingle ('The San Francisco Treat')"

In Episode 73: Live at the San Francisco Sketch Fest 2014, Beverly sings her intro song to a combination of the tunes of "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" and the "'Rice A Roni' jingle ('The San Francisco Treat')". She sings the lyrics as "I left my heart in podcasts. Podcast-roni, the San Francisco treat!"
Daisy

Daisy is one of Shira's triplets.

In Episode 6: Jen Kirkman, when discussing how Jen Kirkman doesn't want to have children, Beverly shows Jen Kirkman a picture of the triplets Carston, Braden, and Daisy. Beverly explains there's something wrong with Daisy. You can't tell in the picture, she says. She has a palate problem. Ronna says you can absolutely tell. There's a puddle of drool at Daisy's feet. Beverly shows Jen Kirkman another picture. She describes the scene. This one had a pooey accident. The other two thought "cookies!" Everyone made a mess. They took one picture before they cleaned them up.

*[Will fill in more information later about her possible developmental delays. This is just a placeholder for now.]*
Kirchonn the Invincible (S0:1)

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## Kirchonn the Invincible

**Kirchonn the Invincible** is the first episode of Tales of Sensei Wu and the first video in the primary Danon timeline. It was released on September 27th, 2014.

## Summary

The episode begins with Zane wanting to know of Sensei Wu's life before the ninja. Wu proceeds to tell Zane a tale of his youth, in which he was traveling to a village built around a lake. When he arrives, guards inform him of Kirchonn's presence. Wu is dismayed, as he believed he had killed Kirchonn earlier. As Wu passes through town he bumps into a villager. The commotion is interrupted by Kirchonn, who had been waiting to attack. Kirchonn summons four axes and the battle begins. Just as Wu appears near the brink of defeat, a mysterious figure clad in kendo armour stabs Kirchonn from the behind. When the figure removes his mask, it is Zane. Back in the present day, Zane wants to know how he could possibly have been there at the time of Kirchonn's death. Wu simply responds with he will tell Zane tomorrow.

## Characters

### Ninja Team

* Wu
* Zane

## Trivia

* Although it is the first story fully set in the main Danon timeline, Fallen City was released prior but it is known to be at least partially non-canon.
Andy Richter

Andy Richter is in Episode 7: Andy Richter.

## Animated Inanimate Object

In Episode 7: Andy Richter, at first, Beverly reveals that if Andy Richter were an animated inanimate object, he would be an angry jack-o'-lantern. However, later in the episode, she changes her mind. He's a mug, from a website with photos. There's a picture of a jack-o'-lantern on the front of the mug. It's like a photo, a Kodak gallery.
Episode 30: The Kramer of Veep

## Intro Songs

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)" by The Four Seasons. She sings the lyrics as “Late my podcast in 1963… Podcast podcast every time for me… Oh my podcast, what a night.” This is one of the rare occasions when Beverly repeats an intro song. This is the second time she uses this tune as her intro song. (She used it first in Episode 12: Paget Brewster.)
Episode 14: Rob Riggle

## Intro Song

Beverly sings to the tune of the "'Ronna & Beverly' theme". She sings the lyrics as "Pod pod pod pod pod pod podcast! Pod pod pod pod pod podcast. Boop boop boop boop." Ronna hums along, saying that's their song. Beverly says she doesn't need to try to find another theme since they already have a song. She just needs to finish writing the lyrics. She sings “Roooonna and Beeeeeverly… Sitting here and talking on the computer so that you can hear it. Podcast!”
Episode 93: Honey Jug

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Over the River and Through the Wood".

## Animated Inanimate Object

Beverly reveals that if Joe Lo Truglio were an animated inanimate object, he would be an aqua pen with a feathery poof at the end with googly eyes, a child's pen, which draws in blue. The poof is on the cap, which comes off.
"We Are the Champions"

In Episode 135: Something Something about the Case, Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of "We Are the Champions" by Queen. With Ronna singing the "bum bum bum"s, Beverly sings the lyrics as:

Beverly: "We are the podcast, my friends."

Ronna: "bum bum bum"

Beverly: "And we’ll keep on fighting til the end."

Ronna: "bum bum bum"

Beverly: "We are the podcast. We are the podcast. We have a podcast, a podcast, a podcast, in the world."

Ronna: "bum bum bum"
"'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly' theme"

In Episode 131: Advice You Need, Beverly has a hard time thinking of an intro song. Because Cody is the engineer, and she thinks that's a cowboy's name, she tries to think of a Western song or a country song. With many suggestions from Ronna, she first tries to sing to the tune of "'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly' theme" but stops quickly. At Ronna's suggestion, she then sings to the tune of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks.
Celery

In Episode 143: Foxy Knoxy with Leslie Grossman and Adam O'Byrne, Beverly reveals that if Adam O'Byrne were an animated inanimate object, he would be a stalk of celery, bulbous on the bottom, fluffy on the top, dancing around. This celery is the long, elongated one, clean, with the wrappers still on, the twist tie still on (blue twist tie). It's not organic but it's not been GMOed.
Episode 47: Oscar Wrap-Up!

## Intro Song

Beverly opens the podcast by performing a medley of intro songs based on the tunes of some James Bond theme songs, including "Skyfall", "Goldfinger", and "For Your Eyes Only".

## Animated Inanimate Objects

Beverly tells Sam that if he were an animated inanimate object, he would be a colorful ballpoint pen from a souvenir shop, the kind with fish inside it, with one kind of ink. She describes this pen as being a joyful accessory in any modern office. She says if she's wrong about the pen, he's a boutineer (peach in color).
Episode 33: Alpha-Nerd

## Intro Song

Beverly starts singing her intro song to the tune of "Summer Nights" from *Grease*. She sings the lyrics as “Summer podcast… Had me a blast…” Ronna interjects to point out that Beverly has done that one before. Beverly objects. (She did use that tune before in Episode 7: Andy Richter.) Beverly shifts the tune to "Hopelessly Devoted to You" and sings the lyrics “But now my podcast and I la la la la la la laaaa” She and Ronna engage in some conversation before Beverly wraps up with “Hopelessly devoted to podcasting… La la la la la la la la la la la…”
Episode 133: Samurai at Heart

## Intro Song

Beverly begins the episode with what she identifies as a mashup of Justin Bieber songs, featuring "Sorry" and "Love Yourself." She sings the lyrics as "It's not too late now to say podcast. Puh-puh-puh-puh-pah-pah-podcast. Oh. My momma likes you and she doesn't like anyone. She don't like you but she likes my podcast."

## Animated Inanimate Object

Beverly reveals that if Justin Bieber were an animated inanimate object, he would be a peanut without the shell -- a nude, little naked peanut, raw peanut. Beverly went on to explain that When you break open a smooth nut, there’s a line in the middle and then there’s a teeny tiny diamond-shaped crumb. That’s his penis.
Common Sayings

Here are some of the things Ronna and Beverly say regularly:

"Excuse me! Excuse me!" - Ronna

"Genug." - Ronna

"The human condition must not apologize for itself." - Beverly

"I couldn’t agree with you less." - Ronna

"I know what I mean." - Beverly

"If it didn't mean what it means..." - Beverly

"Irregardless..." - Beverly

"It’s not racist to give [if you're giving] someone a compliment.” - Beverly

"In any event..." - Ronna

"I feel sorry for you." - Beverly

"Kiss kiss"

“I have two questions and a follow up.” - Beverly
"America the Beautiful"

Beverly sings this to introduce Episode 4: Paul Feig. She doesn't mention the podcast explicitly, which she goes on to do while adapting other songs for it's the first recognizable song she sings on the podcast.

In Episode 68: Uterus Chat, Beverly begins singing her intro song to the tune of "America the Beautiful" but stops when Ronna tells her she did this one two weeks ago. (Actually, Beverly did "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" two weeks ago.) She switches the tune to "Oklahoma" momentarily but Ronna tells her she's done this one before. (Beverly performs a song to the tune of "Oklahoma" in Episode 60: LIVE w/ Ben Schwartz & Mark Feuerstein but since it doesn't have the word "podcast" in it, and instead is commenting on current events, we didn't count it as an intro song.) After a few words, Beverly sings to the tune of [title?], which she has also sung before in [insert episode here once title is identified].)
Episode 135: Something Something about the Case

## Intro Song

Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of "We Are the Champions" by Queen. With Ronna singing the "bum bum bum"s, Beverly sings the lyrics as:

Beverly: "We are the podcast, my friends."

Ronna: "bum bum bum"

Beverly: "And we’ll keep on fighting til the end."

Ronna: "bum bum bum"

Beverly: "We are the podcast. We are the podcast. We have a podcast, a podcast, a podcast, in the world."

Ronna: "bum bum bum"

## Animated Inanimate Object

Beverly reveals that if Freddie Mercury were an animated inanimate object, he would be a vagina smushed into a pair of multicolored tights with no underpants, not groomed well because they didn't do that back then.
Braden

Braden is one of Shira's triplets.

In Episode 6: Jen Kirkman, when discussing how Jen Kirkman doesn't want to have children, Beverly shows Jen Kirkman a picture of the triplets Carston, Braden, and Daisy. Beverly explains there's something wrong with Daisy. You can't tell in the picture, she says. She has a palate problem. Ronna says you can absolutely tell. There's a puddle of drool at Daisy's feet. Beverly shows Jen Kirkman another picture. She describes the scene. This one had a pooey accident. The other two thought "cookies!" Everyone made a mess. They took one picture before they cleaned them up.

*[Will include more information here in the future. This is just a placeholder for now.]*
Episode 131: Advice You Need

## Intro Song

Beverly has a hard time thinking of an intro song for this episode. Because Cody is the engineer, and she thinks that's a cowboy's name, she tries to think of a Western song or a country song. With many suggestions from Ronna, she first tries to sing to the tune of "'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly' theme" but stops quickly. At Ronna's suggestion, she then sings to the tune of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks.
"December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)"

In Episode 12: Paget Brewster, Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of "December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)" by The Four Seasons. She sings the lyrics as “Podcast, podcast, podcast 63… It’s a very special podcasty. Late December, what a podcast…” When she finishes, she raves about the show *Jersey Boys*, which is about Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons.

In Episode 30: The Kramer of Veep, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)" by The Four Seasons. She sings the lyrics as “Late my podcast in 1963… Podcast podcast every time for me… Oh my podcast, what a night.” This is one of the rare occasions when Beverly repeats an intro song. This is the second time she uses this tune as her intro song.
Episode 23: Facebook and Toilet Paper

## Intro Song

Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of “Believe It or Not” (the theme song from *The Greatest American Hero*). She sings the lyrics as “Believe it or not, I’m podcasting here. I wanna podcast with you, my friiiiend.” When Ronna asks why she isn’t “podcasting on air,” Beverly sings (and Ronna sings along for part of it) “Believe it or not, I’m podcasting on air. La la la la la la la la.” They briefly discuss television theme songs, and Beverly sings “Everybody knows your podcast.” a play on “Where Everybody Knows Your Name” from *Cheers*.
Aaron Bruch

**Aaron Bruch** is a musician and a guitarist in Breaking Benjamin, playing Bass Guitar and performing backing vocals, replacing Mark Klepaski in that role.

## Discography

1. Breaking Benjamin
	1. Dark Before Dawn (2015)
		1. Dark
		2. Failure
		3. Angels Fall
		4. Breaking the Silence
		5. Hollow
		6. Close to Heaven
		7. Bury Me Alive
		8. Never Again
		9. The Great Divide
		10. Ashes of Eden
		11. Defeated
		12. Dawn
Episode 27: Superfudge for Girls

## Intro Song

Beverly starts by singing her intro song to the tune of "Here Comes the Bride" (the official name of which is the "Bridal Chorus"). She sings the lyrics “Pod pod podcast… Pod pod podc..” before stopping herself and asking why she's doing the Wedding March. She says she wanted to do "Taps" instead and sings to the tune of "Taps" the following lyrics: “Pod podcast… Pooodcast…"
"God Bless America"

In Episode 37: Blossom In The Nerds, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "God Bless America." She sings the lyrics as "God bless my podcast… (Vote for Mr. Romney)… And my home sweet (if you hate the Arabs) home… (if you’re scared of Iran)." Ronna tells her she's done that one before, but Ronna is mistaken and must be thinking of when Beverly sang "America the Beautiful" back in Episode 4: Paul Feig.
Episode 141: Ben Platt Is A Soul Cycle Fiend

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Can't Stop the Feeling" by Justin Timberlake. She sings the lyrics as “I can’t stop the podcast. Buh da bum bum bum bum podcast. I can’t stop this sunshine in my pocket with a podcast.”

## Animated Inanimate Objects

Beverly reveals that if Ben Platt were an animated inanimate object, he would be a steamed dumpling, little crispy on one side, a chicken dumpling that's spiced like pork.
Episode 122: My B-Day with Joan Rivers

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Let It Snow".

## Animated Inanimate Object

Beverly reveals that if Gearoid Farrelly were an animated inanimate object, he would be the plastic hourglass timer that comes with a game of Boggle, in green plastic. It flips over, runs out there flips over again, dances around. It doesn't have feet because it has a base. It's very fun, always in motion.
"Deck the Halls"

In Episode 69: LIVE w/ Nia Vardalos and Bob Harper, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Deck the Halls,", singing the lyrics as "Deck the halls with boughs of podcast. Fa la la la la la la la la. ’Tis the season to be podcast. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Don we now our gay apparel. Fa la la la la la la la la la…"
Episode 21: Hollywood's Night to Shine

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "It's a Wonderful Night for Oscar" (the song that Billy Crystal performed when he hosted the Oscars). She sings the lyrics as "Podcast! Podcast! Who will win? Bah bah bah bah bah Billy Crystal doing what he was born to do, entertain us all on the night of the movies!”
Episode 136: Cuddly Canadian Teddy Bear

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of [enter title?]. She sings the lyrics as "Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh … Podcast! … Psssh… Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh … Podcast… Psssh… Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh … Podcast… Psssh Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh … Psssh... Podcast… Psssh... Poooodcaaaast… Psssh... Poooodcaaaast… Baaaah!" Ronna provides the psssh sound effects throughout.
"I Have a Little Dreidel"

In Episode 16: Donna Kagan, Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of "I Have a Little Dreidel" (also known as "The Dreidel Song"). She sings the lyrics as "Podcast podcast podcast, I made it out of clay. And when it’s dry and ready, oh podcast I will play. Happy Hanukkah."

In Episode 67: Happy Thanksgivingkkah, Beverly performs her intro song to a mashup of "I Have a Little Dreidel" (also known as "The Dreidel Song") and "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" (also known as "America"). She sings the lyrics as:

Beverly (singing): Podcast, podcast, podcast, I made it out of clay… Tis my country podcast… Oh podcast liberty, of thee I sing. Podcast, podcast, podcast, I made it out of clay and then I spun it around and won all your money…

Ronna: And turned it into a turkey?

Beverly (singing): And turned it into a turkey for a chocolate gelt-filled turkey day.
"Bennie and the Jets"

In Episode 15: Harris Wittels, Beverly begins singing her intro song to the tune of "Candle in the Wind". She sings the lyrics as “And it seems to me you lived your life like a podcast in the wind. Never knowing who to cling to when your podcast sings…" When Ronna interjects, Beverly finishes up with "Puh-puh-puh-podcast and the jets!” to the tune of "Bennie and the Jets". Ronna says it's funny to her that Beverly hasn't figured out her theme song. Beverly says that she's trying different versions until she finds the right one.
"Taps"

In Episode 27: Superfudge for Girls, Beverly starts by singing her intro song to the tune of "Here Comes the Bride" (the official name of which is the "Bridal Chorus"). She sings the lyrics “Pod pod podcast… Pod pod podc..” before stopping herself and asking why she's doing the Wedding March. She says she wanted to do "Taps" instead and sings to the tune of "Taps" the following lyrics: “Pod podcast… Pooodcast…"
"Please Mr. Postman"

In Episode 79: The Advice Show!, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Please Mr. Postman."

In Episode 94: The Advice Episode!, Beverly warns the audience ahead of time that the intro song is a repeat, but there's a reason for it. She then sings to the tune of "Please Mr. Postman."

In Episode 124: Advice for 2016!, Beverly sings "Please Mr. Postman," which she explains makes sense as a repeat song because it's the theme song for advice episodes.
Boutineer

In Episode 47: Oscar Wrap-Up!, Beverly tells Sam Pancake that if he were an animated inanimate object, he would be a colorful ballpoint pen from a souvenir shop, the kind with fish inside it, with one kind of ink. She describes this pen as being a joyful accessory in any modern office. She says if she's wrong about the pen, he's a boutineer (peach in color).
Baby rattle

In Episode 102: Candy Crisis, Beverly reveals that if Drew Droege were an animated inanimate object, he would be a decorative Winston Salem spoon that you would purchase in a gift shop. Or he would be a baby rattle, colored pink and purple, with eyebrows that aren't connected to its body and legs with cobbler-type shoes, little boots.
"Candle in the Wind"

In Episode 15: Harris Wittels, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Candle in the Wind". She sings the lyrics as “And it seems to me you lived your life like a podcast in the wind. Never knowing who to cling to when your podcast sings…" When Ronna interjects, Beverly finishes up with "Puh-puh-puh-podcast and the jets!” to the tune of "Bennie and the Jets". Ronna says it's funny to her that Beverly hasn't figured out her theme song. Beverly says that she's trying different versions until she finds the right one.
"Hungry Like The Wolf"

In Episode 24: Red Leather Yellow Leather, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Hungry Like The Wolf" (sort of). She sings the lyrics as "Podcast on Earwolf. Pod pod pod puh-puh-puh podcast… Podcast on Earwolf. Hungry like a wolf! Podcast like a wolf.” When Ronna expresses skepticism about her rendition and asks why Beverly didn't instead choose a more melodic song like "Werewolves of London", Beverly sings, "Podcast in London! Earwolf in London!" But then Ronna recommends she save that for when they return to London.
Episode 143: Foxy Knoxy with Leslie Grossman and Adam O'Byrne

## Intro Song

Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of the "'Sesame Street' theme". She sings the lyrics as "Bom bom bom bom bom bom podcast. Bom bom bom bom bom… Sunny days sweeping the clouds…" before Carston interrupts her.

## Ronna and Beverly's World

Both Carston and Spaghetti-Os appear in this episode.

## Animated Inanimate Object

Beverly reveals that if Adam O'Byrne were an animated inanimate object, he would be a stalk of celery, bulbous on the bottom, fluffy on the top, dancing around. This celery is the long, elongated one, clean, with the wrappers still on, the twist tie still on (blue twist tie). It's not organic but it's not been GMOed.
Beverly's synesthesia

Beverly has synethesia.

She first discusses it in Episode 3: Justin Kirk.

It's a condition where you close your eyes, you see numbers and letters in color.

1 is white
2 is red
3 is light green
4 is royal blue
5 is yellow
6 is orange
7 is dark green
8 is also red but a more orangey red than number 2
9 is brown
10 is silver because the zero is always black

She self-diagnosed herself on the internet. She says this burden has distracted her from her chosen success in life. She says there's a convention in New York for people with this condition, but she doesn't want to go and be around a bunch of freaks.

In Episode 4: Paul Feig, Beverly tells Paul Feig about her synethesia. Feig says someone sent him a script about synethesia, and Beverly gets very excited. Ronna says she thought it was made up. It's not made up, Beverly explains. "Do you see words flying out of my mouth?" Feig asks. Beverly replies, "I'm not insane." She tells them that if she's looking at the New York Times that are stacked up nearby, she sees the "New" in New York Times. Now she knows it's black ink on white paper. But the N is orange, the E is yellow, and W is blue, wavy blue. There's no meaning to colors, but they are the same each time.
"It's a Wonderful Night for Oscar"

In Episode 21: Hollywood's Night to Shine, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "It's a Wonderful Night for Oscar" (the song that Billy Crystal performed when he hosted the Oscars). She sings the lyrics as "Podcast! Podcast! Who will win? Bah bah bah bah bah Billy Crystal doing what he was born to do, entertain us all on the night of the movies!”
"My House"

In Episode 142: Stay Healthy with Our Advice, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "My House" by Flo Rida. With Ronna singing along occasionally, Beverly sings the lyrics as "Welcome to podcast. You can have a podcast. Get inside my podcast and… People singing about writing. Welcome to my house. Come inside my podcast."
Andy Kindler

Andy Kindler is in Episode 59: Live From Montreal.

## Animated Inanimate Objects

In Episode 59: Live From Montreal, Beverly reveals that if Andy Kindler were an animated inanimate object, there's a tie about what he would be. He would either be a green gumdrop or he would be a yarmulke with a cartoon on it, but it's an Israeli cartoon that doesn't make sense here.
"Monster Mash"

In Episode 38: The Podcast Mash, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Monster Mash." She sings the lyrics as “Uh uh the podcast mash… uh uh uh the podcast mash… uh uh uh the podcast mash…"

In Episode 92: Eat Over There, Beverly begins by singing her intro song to the tune of "Monster Mash." When Ronna points out that she's done that one before, Beverly offers another song to the tune of "Tradition" from *Fiddler on the Roof*.
Episode 67: Happy Thanksgivingkkah

## Intro Song

Beverly performs her intro song to a mashup of "I Have a Little Dreidel" (also known as "The Dreidel Song"), which she's used before back in Episode 16: Donna Kagan, and "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" (also known as "America"). She sings the lyrics as:

Beverly (singing): Podcast, podcast, podcast, I made it out of clay… Tis my country podcast… Oh podcast liberty, of thee I sing. Podcast, podcast, podcast, I made it out of clay and then I spun it around and won all your money…

Ronna: And turned it into a turkey?

Beverly (singing): And turned it into a turkey for a chocolate gelt-filled turkey day.
"Hopelessly Devoted to You"

In Episode 33: Alpha-Nerd, Beverly starts singing her intro song to the tune of "Summer Nights" from *Grease*. She sings the lyrics as “Summer podcast… Had me a blast…” Ronna interjects to point out that Beverly has done that one before. Beverly objects. (She did use that tune before in Episode 7: Andy Richter.) Beverly shifts the tune to "Hopelessly Devoted to You" and sings the lyrics “But now my podcast and I la la la la la la laaaa” She and Ronna engage in some conversation before Beverly wraps up with “Hopelessly devoted to podcasting… La la la la la la la la la la la…”
"'Ronna & Beverly' theme"

In Episode 14: Rob Riggle, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of the "'Ronna & Beverly' theme. She sings the lyrics as "Pod pod pod pod pod pod podcast! Pod pod pod pod pod podcast. Boop boop boop boop." Ronna hums along, saying that's their song. Beverly says she doesn't need to try to find another theme since they already have a song. She just needs to finish writing the lyrics. She sings “Roooonna and Beeeeeverly… Sitting here and talking on the computer so that you can hear it. Podcast!”
Episode 10: Joel Stein

"Episode 10: Joel Stein" is the tenth episode of the Ronna & Beverly podcast. Hosted by Ronna Glickman and Beverly Ginsberg, the guest is Joel Stein. He is one of the repeat guests on the Ronna & Beverly podcast. This is his first appearance.

## Intro Song

Beverly sings to the tune of [name of song?]. She sings the lyrics as "“Mmm mmm mmm... Podcast… podcast… Nothing more than podcast… How I love my podcast…”
Episode 11: Martha Plimpton

## Intro Song

Beverly sings to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from *Mary Poppins*. She sings the lyrics as “Superpodcastfragilisticexpialipodcast… When I say it loud enough, I always eat a podcast… When I’m in my podcasting, I like to sing my podcast. Supercalipodcastlisting… It’s so fun to podcast. Hello America!”
"Oklahoma"

In Episode 68: Uterus Chat, Beverly begins singing her intro song to the tune of "America the Beautiful" but stops when Ronna tells her she did this one two weeks ago. (Actually, Beverly did "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" two weeks ago.) She switches the tune to "Oklahoma" momentarily but Ronna tells her she's done this one before. (Beverly performs a song to the tune of "Oklahoma" in Episode 60: LIVE w/ Ben Schwartz & Mark Feuerstein but since it doesn't have the word "podcast" in it, and instead is commenting on current events, we didn't count it as an intro song.) After a few words, Beverly sings to the tune of [title?], which she has also sung before in [insert episode here once title is identified].)
Episode 12: Paget Brewster

## Intro Song

Beverly sings to the tune of "December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)" by The Four Seasons. She sings the lyrics as “Podcast, podcast, podcast 63… It’s a very special podcasty. Late December, what a podcast…” When she finishes, she raves about the show *Jersey Boys*, which is about Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons.
Episode 75: Myrin Animal

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Let It Go" from *Frozen*.

## Uncredited Guest

Paget Brewster appears at the beginning at the interview with Arden Myrin.

## Animated Inanimate Object

In a very rare case of Beverly applying her gifts to women, Beverly reveals that if Arden Myrin were an animated inanimate object, she would be a very fresh, crispy, lunchbox-sized Fuji apple with the tag still on it that says it's a Fuji.
Episode 26: Tanlines

## Intro Song

Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of the "'Jaws' theme". She sings the lyrics as “Pooooodcast! Poooodcast! Podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast..." She stops, and she and Ronna explain that they're doing this in response to a fan who sent them a fan email that said the podcast is the best thing since Jaws. Beverly goes on to sing, “Podcast! Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!” and then “Podcast! Podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast pod…”
Episode 77: Jason Nash Bought an Xbox

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of the "'Exodus' theme".

## Animated Inanimate Object

Beverly reveals that if Jason Nash were an animated inanimate object, he would be a single kitchen match from the red, white, and blue pack that has a lot of space for flaring, scratchy, nervous, twitchy, waiting to ignite.

## Firsts

This episode features the first appearance by Sam Kieffer, the Earwolf engineer who becomes Ronna and Beverly's most frequent engineer.
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

In Episode 11: Martha Plimpton, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from *Mary Poppins*. She sings the lyrics as “Superpodcastfragilisticexpialipodcast… When I say it loud enough, I always eat a podcast… When I’m in my podcasting, I like to sing my podcast. Supercalipodcastlisting… It’s so fun to podcast. Hello America!”

In Episode 107: Advice For All!, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." This is the second time she's used this tune.
Episode 63: Happy Eyebrows

## Intro Song

Beverly starts singing her intro song to the tune of "Be a Pepper", changing the lyrics to “I’m a podcast. You’re a podcast. Wouldn’t you like to be a podcast too?” Ronna sings a few phrases as they discuss the Dr. Pepper jingle. After some brief discussion, Beverly sings to the tune of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough", singing "Ain’t no podcast high enough. Ain’t…"

## Anna Gunn

This is the episode where Ronna first discusses seeing Anna Gunn on the E! red carpet with Giuliana Rancic at the arrivals at the Emmys. She will go on to discuss this many more times. [*Fill in with more information later.*]

## Animated Inanimate Object

Beverly reveals that if Adam Ray were an animated inanimate object, he would be a black earbud, the iPhone kind, sleek, dark, and connected.
"I Will Survive"

In Episode 23.5: Minisode, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor. She sings the lyrics as "Pod pod podcast. Pod pod pod pod pod pod pod pod pod…” Ronna interrupts saying they don’t have time for this today. Beverly adds “I will survive! Buh buh buh buh buh buh”.

In Episode 44: Sephardic Indiana Jones, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "I Will Survive." This is one of the rare occasions when she repeats a tune.

In Episode 76: I Need A Ticket for Rosh Hashanah, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "I Will Survive." This is the third occasion she uses this tune.
Episode 20: London Calling

## Intro Song

Beverly begins singing “Bom bom bom bom bom podcast… bom bom bom bom…” She stops and asks if it’s the theme she's singing is for the president or the queen. Ronna points out it’s from the Olympics ("Olympics Fanfare and Theme" by John Williams), which Beverly says makes sense because they’re in (and she resumes singing), “Bom bom bom bom bom London… in the United Kiiiiingdom”.
"Summer Nights"

Beverly opens Episode 7: Andy Richter by singing to the tune of "Summer Nights" from *Grease*. She sings the lyrics as "Summer podcast on my podcast. Summer loving … Say goodbye to your summer love. Angry birds.”

In Episode 33: Alpha-Nerd, Beverly starts singing her intro song to the tune of "Summer Nights" from *Grease*. She sings the lyrics as “Summer podcast… Had me a blast…” Ronna interjects to point out that Beverly has done that one before. Beverly objects. Beverly shifts the tune to "Hopelessly Devoted to You" and sings the lyrics “But now my podcast and I la la la la la la laaaa” She and Ronna engage in some conversation before Beverly wraps up with “Hopelessly devoted to podcasting… La la la la la la la la la la la…”
Straw

In Episode 8: Jon Daly, Beverly reveals that if Jon Daly were an animated inanimate object, he'd be a drinking straw. It doesn't have a barbershop swirl. It's a straight stripe, like the Dunkin' Donuts straws that are orange with the pink. It's not a Krazy straw. It's like a McDonald's straw, a fat one with the red and the yellow. It doesn't bend at the top. It's a straight straw, no bend. Beverly reiterates it'd be like a McDonald's straw with the red and yellow stripe, but it'd be white plastic.
"'Jaws' theme"

In Episode 26: Tanlines, Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of the "'Jaws' theme." She sings the lyrics as “Pooooodcast! Poooodcast! Podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast..." She stops, and she and Ronna explain that they're doing this in response to a fan who sent them a fan email that said the podcast is the best thing since Jaws. Beverly goes on to sing, “Podcast! Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!” and then “Podcast! Podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast pod…”
"Pledge of Allegiance"

In Episode 140: Rachel Bloom Has A Very Sexual Brain, Beverly begins the podcast by reciting a pledge in the cadence of the "Pledge of Allegiance." She changes the words so they are "“I pledge a podcast to the pods of the United Podcasts of America. And to the repodcasts for which it stands, undeniable, under G-d, for all eternity. For podcasts for everyone. And liberty and justice for all.” When Ronna points out that it's not a song, Beverly says it's not a song, it's a chant. Then she adds it is a song.
Robin Lord Taylor

Robin Lord Taylor is in Episode 106: From Skater Bro to Penguin Goth.

## Animated Inanimate Object

In Episode 106: From Skater Bro to Penguin Goth, Beverly reveals that if Robin Lord Taylor were an animated inanimate object, he would be brand new, fresh out of the box, shiny, sparkly, pointy tweezers, super sharp, pointy, not used, bright silver, standing with prongs on the table because that's how it walks, no shoes.
"Formation"

In Episode 132: Tip My Beanie, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Formation" by Beyonce. She sings the lyrics as "And I slay… And I slay… And I slay… And I slay… Guess you can get in my podcast.. . And I slay… And I slay… And I slay… And I slay… Beyonce… In my podcast. Get in formation. Get in formation. And I slay. And I slay. And I slay. In my podcast. In formation. In podcast formation."
Episode 91: Ghost Dog

## Intro Song

Beverly doesn't sing an intro song in this episode. Instead she does a play on ghosts saying "Boooooo!" by chanting "Eboooooola! Ebooooooola!"

## Animated Inanimate Object

Beverly reveals that if Sean Sakimae were an animated inanimate object, he would be a pleather Dopp kit, empty, with a zipper across the middle, off-black color.
Arden Myrin

Arden Myrin is in Episode 75: Myrin Animal.

## Animated Inanimate Object

In Episode 75: Myrin Animal, in a very rare case of Beverly applying her gifts to women, Beverly reveals that if Arden Myrin were an animated inanimate object, she would be a very fresh, crispy, lunchbox-sized Fuji apple with the tag still on it that says it's a Fuji.
"'The Pink Panther' theme"

In Episode 42: The Live Hanukkah Special, Beverly first sings her intro song to the tune of "Linus and Lucy" (from *A Charlie Brown Christmas*) and then to the tune of "'The Pink Panther' theme."

In Episode 65: Boyfriend Cloud, Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "'The Pink Panther' theme". This is one of the rare occasions where Beverly uses a tune she's used before.
Jack

Jack's appearance as on Twilight Sands

J**ack** is an ally to the Ninja Team.

## History

The ninja met Jack and Rune at Metalonia looking for Ronin and Kronos. Jack helped the team who headed back in time to collect the Overlord. In Piracy, Jack was taken by the Djinn Blade, but didn't help make the Golden Ninja. In the Realm Wars, he and Wu are to fight Zora and Rune.
*In progress*

## Gallery

Jack during *Realm Wars*Jack with Nya and Lloyd
## Relationships

### Positive

* Oni Kai (fellow ninja)
* Kai (former fellow ninja)
* Lloyd (fellow ninja)
* Wu (fellow teacher/sensei)
* Cole (fellow ninja)
* Zane (fellow ninja)
* Rune (teacher/sensei,former fellow student,former fellow ninja)
* Skylor (former fellow ninja)
* Zora (teacher/sensei,former fellow ninja)
* Nya (fellow ninja)
* Morro (fellow sensei/teacher)
* Noah (former fellow ninja)
* Christopher (former fellow ninja)
* Ronin (deceased acquaintance)
* Misako (acquaintance)
* Krux (distant acquaintance)
* Ray (distant acquaintance)
* Maya (distant acquaintance)

### Negative

* Jay (fellow ninja)
* Morro (former enemy)
* Naddhakan (enemy)
* Sensei Yang (enemy)
* Anubis (enemy)
* Acronix (deceased enemy)
* Krux (former enemy)
* Oni Lloyd (former enemy)
* Oni Ray (deceased enemy)
* Ronin (deceased former enemy)
Episode 132: Tip My Beanie

## Intro Song

Beverly sings her intro song to the tune of "Formation" by Beyonce. She sings the lyrics as "And I slay… And I slay… And I slay… And I slay… Guess you can get in my podcast.. . And I slay… And I slay… And I slay… And I slay… Beyonce… In my podcast. Get in formation. Get in formation. And I slay. And I slay. And I slay. In my podcast. In formation. In podcast formation."

## Animated Inanimate Objects

Beverly reveals that if Zac Efron were an animated inanimate object, he would be an old time brass telescope.

She also reveals that if Beanie's best friend Ben Platt were an animated inanimate object, he would be a pancake, with a little pat of butter as his hat, wearing a bow tie, with syrup dripping off him in neat streams. (Later, in Episode 141: Ben Platt Is A Soul Cycle Fiend, Beverly reveals another animated inanimate object for him.)
Kevin Kirkpatrick

Kevin Kirkpatrick is in Episode 128: Kevin Deserves a Sandwich.

## Animated Inanimate Object

In Episode 128: Kevin Deserves a Sandwich, Beverly reveals that if Kevin Kirkpatrick were an animated inanimate object, he would be cotton candy at a county fair with an armband that has a swastika on it. Inside he's pink, fluffy, soft, and sweet. Outside he has a hard paper shell.
“Believe It or Not”

In Episode 23: Facebook and Toilet Paper, Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of “Believe It or Not” (the theme song from *The Greatest American Hero*). She sings the lyrics as “Believe it or not, I’m podcasting here. I wanna podcast with you, my friiiiend.” When Ronna asks why she isn’t “podcasting on air,” Beverly sings (and Ronna sings along for part of it) “Believe it or not, I’m podcasting on air. La la la la la la la la.” They briefly discuss television theme songs, and Beverly sings “Everybody knows your podcast.” a play on “Where Everybody Knows Your Name” from *Cheers*.

In Episode 86: Co Ne Dreee, Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of "Believe It or Not" (the theme song from *The Greatest American Hero*). This is the second time she's used this tune in her intro songs.
Herve

Herve is Jordan's collaborator, his cinematographer.

In Episode 5: Nick Kroll, Ronna says Jordan has one friend in particular who's his collaborator. You're a director, you need a cinematographer, she explains. Beverly says under her breath that he's black, it's a guy. Ronna talks simultaneously, explaining that the relationship between a director and a cinematographer is the most important relationship on set. Nick asks whether they spend a lot of time together. They do. His name is Herve, he's a Cuban Jew from Miami, very tall, thin. Nick asks whether they are dating. Beverly replies under her breath, very quietly, "I think so." Ronna asks what Nick means -- whether he means they're dating people. She asks incredulously whether they have time to meet girls. They're out shooting movies.
Lobster trap float

In Episode 144: English Chocolate Passion with Matt Cook, Beverly first reveals that if Matt Cook were an animated inanimate object, he would be a buoy, a new buoy, one of the ones that looks like a tampon, like a rocket and a smaller penis length underneath. It's fluorescent. It's not floating, it's leaning against the boat. It hasn't been used yet. It's brand new. When Ronna expresses doubt about its ability to float based on the shape Beverly has described, Matt Cook suggests that maybe Beverly means a bumper instead of a buoy. Beverly goes to look it up. She sees a buoy and says that's not what she has in mind. She's talking about one of those things that does the lobster traps. She finds a picture that describes it as "nautical decor" -- a lobster trap float. It's not orange, she explains. It's got stripes of different colors.
Mug

In Episode 7: Andy Richter, at first, Beverly reveals that if Andy Richter were an animated inanimate object, he would be an angry jack-o'-lantern. However, later in the episode, she changes her mind. He's a mug, from a website with photos. There's a picture of a jack-o'-lantern on the front of the mug. It's like a photo, a Kodak gallery.
Ronna Glickman

[Will fill this page with tons of information about Ronna Glickman and link to other pages about Jordan, Dr. Bob, etcetera.]

Ronna Glickman lives in Marblehead, Massachusetts.

She describes her house as "shades of vanilla" -- with a champagne carpet, an ivory sofa, damask curtains (like a swiss coffee but not as dark, you can barely tell there are undertones of brown).

Episodes of the podcast are most often recorded in Ronna's home office. She doesn't allow shoes to be worn in the house.

She has one child. Her son Jordan is in the directors program at NYU Tisch School of the Arts.
“Where Everybody Knows Your Name”

In Episode 23: Facebook and Toilet Paper, Beverly sings the intro song to the tune of “Believe It or Not” (the theme song from *The Greatest American Hero*). She sings the lyrics as “Believe it or not, I’m podcasting here. I wanna podcast with you, my friiiiend.” When Ronna asks why she isn’t “podcasting on air,” Beverly sings (and Ronna sings along for part of it) “Believe it or not, I’m podcasting on air. La la la la la la la la.” They briefly discuss television theme songs, and Beverly sings “Everybody knows your podcast.” a play on “Where Everybody Knows Your Name” from *Cheers*.
Original composition

Sometimes Beverly sings original compositions as her intro songs instead of basing the songs off of already existing songs.

Episode 3: Justin Kirk is the first episode where Beverly sings at the beginning of the podcast (after the theme song). She sings "Welcome to the Ronna and Beverly podcast! Here we are on our podcast!" But she doesn't base it on an existing song. She and Ronna discuss that she's trying to find a jingle for the podcast. Beverly goes on in later episodes to sing after the theme song to introduce the episodes.

In Episode 13: Jimmy Pardo, Beverly sings these lyrics in her intro song "Puh-puh-puh-puh podcast… in a podcast room with a podcast broom...." before Ronna asks her what that song is based on. Beverly explains that it's an original. She explains the puh-puh-puh-puh at the beginning is as if she’s shivering, because she's been very on edge.

In Episode 22: Never Forget, Beverly sings “Puh puh puh poooodcast…” Ronna asks her if that's from Cats. She says it has nothing to do with anything. She's feeling hungry, thinking of popcorn and thought she'd make a popping sound.
Justin Kirk

Justin Kirk is in Episode 3: Justin Kirk. He is frequently referred to in other episodes, including when one of Beverly's twin daughters becomes obsessed with him and stalks him.

In Episode 3: Justin Kirk, Beverly reveals that if Justin Kirk were an animated inanimate object, he would be a sliver of carrot cake, frozen and then defrosted, with a little freezer burn on the edge.
Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton appears in Episode 46: Live at the San Francisco Sketch Fest.

## Animated Inanimate Object

In Episode 46: Live at the San Francisco Sketch Fest, Beverly describes that if Jonathan Coulton were an animated inanimate object, he would be an end piece of Oroweat multigrain bread that is not full of seeds, with oat flake on the top.
Main Page

This is a fan-created wiki about authors and podcasters Ronna & Beverly.

## The hosts

The podcast is hosted by Ronna Glickman and Beverly Ginsberg, best-selling co-authors of *You’ll Do A Little Better Next Time: A Guide to Marriage and Re-marriage for Jewish Singles.*Follow them at the following sites:

Twitter

Facebook

Their website

Their podcast page on Earwolf

## The creators

The characters of Ronna and Beverly were created by Jessica Chaffin and Jamie Denbo.

## What's on the wiki

Check out the episodes, the guests, the intro songs, the animated inanimate objects, the common sayings, the people in Ronna and Beverly's world that are on the wiki so far. Many of these are just page-placeholders, and many are missing. We now need to fill these pages with information, and add more pages. This site's purpose is to provide information; therefore, most of the content contains spoilers.

## You can help!!

Binge-listening to the show? Want to add information about the episodes, guests, Ronna and Beverly's biographies, or the pages for the people in their world? Edit away! As a new wiki, there is so much to add! Let's dive in!! (The wiki was created just recently -- on September 24, 2016 -- so there's lots of work to do!)

## Questions? Ideas?

Feel free to email me: ronnaandbeverlywiki@gmail.com
Gloria Spaghetti (Gloria Albaghetti)

In Episode 6: Jen Kirkman, Gloria Spaghetti (Gloria Albaghetti) is identified as Ronna's neighbor. She has been Ronna's neighbor for 12 years. When Beverly makes her distaste for Gloria clear, Ronna says that Gloria has been nothing but a triple-a rated neighbor. She brings the paper in. She doesn't read her mail. (A reference to the previous episode .) Whenever she makes pignoli, she brings Ronna a few. Beverly says she could brush up on her consideration, her etiquettes. She goes on to explain that the last time she saw Ronna, she brought Ronna peonies from her back garden. She walked past Gloria, and Gloria said "Aren't those beautiful flowers?" So Beverly gave her two flowers. Much to Beverly's dismay, Gloria did not send a thank you note. She said thank you at the time, but it's not real, Beverly explained, unless there's a thank you note. That's how Beverly grew up. Gloria probably didn't learn that Ronna says that Gloria is a wonderful neighbor. Beverly says that Gloria hasn't cleaned the front porthole window in a very long time.