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Nine Inch Nailed

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Young, Dumb and Full of Death"

**“Nine Inch Nailed”,** Way to Die #232, is the third death to be featured in “Young, Dumb and Full of Death”, which aired on October 23, 2011.

## Plot

Kyle, Matt and Clark are hired to clean a local junkyard, but waste time horsing around than actually cleaning. The three guys find an old truck tire and a makeshift ramp and decide to waste more time by rolling down the hill and across the ramp while inside of the tire. Matt is the first to go down the hill, and comes out unscathed when he passes the ramp. When Clark rolls onto the ramp, it collapses, exposing two nine-inch framing nails, one of which punctures through the tire and pierces the back of Clark's neck, severing the spinal cord and causing him to die from neurogenic shock. While Kyle went for help, Matt screams and cries while cradling Clark's dead body.

*"Mortality can be a real bitch. Clark lost his life and Matt... his mind."*

## Interviewees

* Kevin Buckins - Psychologist
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Raider of the Lost Narc

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On Arrival"

**"Raider of the Lost Narc",** Way to Die #271, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death On Arrival", which aired on June 20, 2012.

## Plot

A junkie named Courtney snuck into the garage door of the hospital after sending the ambulances out by making a bogus 911 call. She smuggled several bottles of morphine and tried to rush out through the closing garage door. But, she dropped a couple of bottles and when she tried to reach for them, the door with the broken safety switch crushed her to death.

*"Somebody should....call an ambulance."*

## Interviewees

* Dr. Greg Cason - Psychologist
* Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Interventional Pain Physician
My Chemical Romance

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death, The New Black"

**"My Chemical Romance",** Way to Die #785, is the third death to be featured in the Season Finale "Death, The New Black", which aired on November 6, 2011.

## Plot

Liv and Bob are a scamming couple posing as a toxic waste disposal company transport barrels of 2.4 - Dichlorophenol at a local dump. When Bob complains about the dumping and leaves bitter Liv to her own dirty work. Liv dies soon after tripping on a discarded toilet and gets a mouthful of the toxic sludge from the barrel, filling her lungs and she died from TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome).

*"Liv and Bob were toxic offenders. In the end,they learned their lesson...It's not nice to pollute Mother Nature."*
Handi-Crapped

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Dead Of Life"

**"Arts And Crappeds",** Way to Die #1099, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Dead OfLife", which aired on May 19, 2024.

## Plot

A 5 College Student, was a very so hard Arts and Crafts, before do have just a 5 College Student loves Arts and Crafts. has been was Hitman hates Arts and Crafts, 5 College Student was get Works on Arts and Crafts, got of here Hitman who was get Destroyed to Arts and Crafts, Hitman shots 5 College Student, 5 College Student from shot to death by a Hitman.

*"Hitman hates Arts and Crafts or 5 College Student loves Arts and Crafts"*

## Interviewees

* Jeffrey, Norman, Olga, Olivia and Adrian - 5 College Student (Intended Victims)
* Corbin Bernsen - Hitman (Intended Victims)
* Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
No Guts... All Gory

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On Arrival"

**"No Guts... All Gory",** Way to Die #950, is the fifth death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on June 20, 2012.

## Plot

Jason is a mugger who successfully manages to steal money from unsuspecting pedestrians without any trouble. Jason attempts to rob a man named Mike, a diving equipment salesman, loading merchandise into his new SUV. As Jason ambushes Mike, he spots a knife in the back of the SUV and demands him to hand it over (Unbeknownst to Jason, the knife was sold as a self-defense weapon against sharks). Mike makes a bold move by leaping at Jason and slapping the gun out of his hand, but also stabs Jason in the process. Jason manages to retrieve the gun, but accidentally hits a button on the side of the knife which releases a burst of nitrogen into Jason's stomach, causing his intestines to rupture and explode out of his stomach.

"*Jason was a hardcore criminal who spent a long day sticking it to a long list of unsuspecting victims. But at the end of the day, he never came clean, but he definitely spilled his guts."*

## Interviewees

* Deputy Tom - Police Officer
* Robert Caslava - Biologist
Harmored Car

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death Before Store"

**"Taco Tuesday Belled Massacre",** Way to Die #55, is the third death to be featured in "Death Before Store", which aired on May 12, 2024.

## Plot

A Woman, for a go to Taco Bell from "Taco Tuesday" yesterday, for a today's at Cinco De Mayo and a ate 15 Extremely Mild Sauce Taco with a do you think of a go to Bathroom, for a Woman get Diarrhea and Diabetes by a 15 Extremely Mild Sauce Taco, Woman got Passed out

*"Woman ate 15 Extremely Mild Sauce at Taco Bell from Happy Cinco De Mayo"*

## Interviewees

* Janice Yates - Woman (Intended Victims)
* Dr. Joseph Benjamin - Doctor
Sun Burnt

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Locked and Low Dead"

**"Sun Burnt",** Way to Die #631, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Locked and Low Dead", which aired on November 6, 2011.

## Plot

Lionel is a sociopathic geek and prankster who creates a death ray from a parabolic dish and a lot of tin foil. Lionel waits until the sun's highest peak to test out his death ray, successfully burning a toy soldier, a grasshopper, a butterfly, and also burning his neighbor's hand after tricking him to put it in the sun's direction. Lionel then puts a can of beans in the beam's direction while singing the bean song, causing it to explode. The force of the explosion knocks Lionel unconscious, causing him to fall onto the cinder block platform with the back of his head facing the death ray. This causes the beam to melt the back of his skull and soon his brain, killing him.

*"Lionel thought killing things was fun. But in the end, we got to have all the fun... watching him die."*
Work of Fart

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On Arrival"

**"Work of Fart",** Way to Die #103, is the second death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on June 20, 2012.

## Plot

Arnold was a fat freak in training for his frat-house's fart competition. He hired Tommy Hart who was known as "The Gas-Master", for the reason that he was the best at sphincter workouts. After a bunch of workouts, Tommy was ready to give Arnold a "test burn", not knowing how flammable farts were (as they contain methane gas). He lights a lighter in front of Arnold's butt and Arnold lets it out. Arnold's fart was so big that it was enough to light Tommy on fire and he died.

*"Arnold was a fat guy who was training a fart competition, When Arnold takes a gas, Tommy got fired."*

*Arnold: Oh my god my fart killed you.*

## Interviewees

* Sergio Alvarado - Fart Competitor
* Dr. Steven Kim - Biochemist
Recep-Shunned

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Better Them Than Us"

**"Recep-Shunned",** Way to Die #496, is the first death to be featured in "Better Them Than Us", which aired on October 9, 2011.

## Plot

Emily and John are a newlywed couple forced to hire Tim, an obnoxious wedding singer, as their entertainment for their wedding reception after the original booked band canceled. Tim soon gets drunk, annoying the wedding attendants. Tim performs a crude song about the couple, saying that John was tricked into marrying Emily after getting her pregnant, and then calls Emily a slut and says that she has herpes. In a fit of anger, John attempts to fight Tim but is intervened by the best man who holds him back. John pushes the best man into the microphone stand on Tim's keyboard, forcing the microphone to lodge deep into Tim's trachea. The attendants are too freaked out by the event to help Tim, causing him to die from asphyxiation.

"*Wedding receptions are supossed to be fun. Tim got wasted, and turned this one into a nightmare. Oh well. Time to cut the cake?"*

## Interviewees

* Christine Bailey - Wedding Planner
* Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
Rocked Out

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Cure For The Common Death, Part 10"

**"Peppered",** Way to Die #7434, is the first death to be featured in the Season Finale "Cure For The Common Death, Part 10", which aired on December 23, 2029.

## Plot

Gabrielle Haney, 22, is facing charges of robbery and endangering the welfare of a minor. Haney was arrested about 1 p.m. Sunday at the Kohl's department store at 13909 Chenal Parkway in west Little Rock. According to an arrest report, Haney and another woman were confronted by a loss prevention associate after they stole unspecified items from the business. Haney then "pepper-sprayed the female loss prevention officer in the face" while holding her 6-month old, the report said. 6-month old child was killed by a Gabrielle Haney use a pepper spray, was arrested for 1 days

*"Gabrielle Haney spraying 6-month old child, was killing child. Gabrielle Haney was arresting for 1 Days"*

## Interviewees

* Gabrielle Haney - Shoplifter
* Fiona Haney - Gabrielle Mother
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Doctor
* Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
Sneeze Bag

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Deadliest Kitsch"

**"Sneeze Bag",** Way to Die #819, is the fifth death to be featured in "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired on October 30, 2011.

## Plot

Melissa was working for Robert Stone, a politician. After work, Melissa invites him to stay for one drink. She slips him a roofie in his drink which drugs him and the audience finds out that she's a spy working for the opposing candidate Bumgardner. Melissa wakes up Stone after Stone wakes from his coma. The press takes pictures of Stone as if he made Melissa have a sex scandal with him. Suddenly, the flashing lights hit Melissa causing her to have the ACHOO (Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst Syndrome) Syndrome and dies from bleeding in the heart due to the violent sneezing.

*"Melissa played stone like a pro. She set him up to knock him down. But then SHE went down. God Bless you....bitch."*
Boris Bititoff

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On Arrival"

**"Boris Bititoff",** Way to Die #611, is the seventh and final death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on June 20, 2012.

## Plot

Mikhail, a Ukrainian soldier misses out on having sexual intercourse with Sonia, his female colleague, who instead makes out with Vladmir, another soldier. So, doubling as a zoophile, he makes up for it by trying to have sex with a raccoon. Mikhail tries to have the raccoon give him a fellatio, only for the raccoon to bite off his penis, and he later bleeds to death because of exsangunation, much to the horror of Vladmir and Sonia.

*"Private Mikhail learned the hard way. It's not nice to screw Mother Nature. She just might bite back."*

## Interviewees

* Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian - Nuclear Physicist
* Jules Sylvester - Wildlife Expert
Jablowni

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Dirt Nap"

**"Jablowni",** Way to Die #309, is the sixth death to be featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on October 2, 2011.

## Plot

An arrogant twenty-something bodybuilder named Brad orders his beleaguered girlfriend to inflate a pool raft. After she gets fed up and dumps him, he inflates the raft with flammable tire sealant and throws it in the pool. Once he climbs in, he claims himself a "Freakin' Genius" and lowers his arm and the cigarette makes contact with the raft and it explodes due to the ashes popping the raft and igniting the tire sealant. The explosion was so intense it ends up cracking his skull and causing brain hemorrhage.

"Brad *was crude, cruel, and brainless. His moronic death was hardly tragic. It was fortunate though, for the rest of us.*"
Super Zero

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Better Them Than Us"

**"Super Zero",** Way to Die #106, is the second death to be featured in "Better Them Than Us", which aired on October 9, 2011.

## Plot

Vigil Andy, always being tired of petty crimes being committed every day, decides to become a superhero. Look out bad guys, here comes Red Justice.

Andy harasses these so-called "criminals" for jaywalking, finding stuff that belongs in the trash, and other minor crimes like that. Then, Andy finds a group of people smoking marijuana on the rooftop of a building. He shocks one of the smokers with a cattle prod, but then retreats when the others advance toward him. Andy then trips on his cape and, instead of flying, falls over the edge, sustaining fatal skull and chest fractures when he hits the ground from a small warehouse.

"*Andy thought if you dress and act like a superhero, you actually become one. But when he put those super powers to the test, Red Justice didn't fly, he fell."*

## Interviewees

* Ty'Vecules - Real Life Superhero
* Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
Par For The Corpse

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Eat, Pray, Die"

**"Par For The Corpse",** Way to Die #209, is the third death to be featured in "Eat, Pray, Die", which aired on October 16, 2011.

## Plot

A young couple making out in a cemetery are scared off by a sickly man named Simon who seems zomibifed, even though he is near death. So what happened to Simon? Simon was a groundskeeper at this cemetary, who had zero respect for the dead and had been using the cemetery as his own personal golf course. One day, Simon had developed a high fever and blisters appeared on his hands, arms, and face. Believing he has the flu, he lays down under a tree and takes a nap. When he wakes up, his blisters became lesions, causing the skin to peel off his face. Simon had sprayed the grass at the cemetary with a very powerful fungicide. Unbeknowst to Simon and as it turned out, he was allergic to the fungicide, and over the time he was combining work and play, his golf tees had contracted the chemical several times. His habit of gnawing on the tees caused him to contract the illness. The fatal allergic reaction causes his organs to burn and fail. He tried to get help, but then he scared away the couple. The chemical killed him and then he went from the living dead...to the dead dead.

*"In the graveyard of horror, see Simon spray, see Simon play, see Simon DIE!!!"*
Curl Up And Die

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Deadliest Kitsch"

**"Curl Up And Die",** Way to Die #786, is the first death to be featured in "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired on October 30, 2011.

## Plot

Donovan was a hairstylist. Donovan liked seducing women with quaaludes. After giving rounds of Quaaludes to two female clientille, Donovan then was alone strung out on his own Quaaludes. Donovan, high and intoxicated on Vodka and Quaaludes, collapses, pressing his own neck on the curling iron. Donovan's third customer/mistress finds him dead & bellows in horror.

"Donovan *would curl his ladies hair and bend their toes. But in the end, his booze and lose love potion left him too hot...under the collar."*

## Interviewees

* Devin Zephyr - Former Quaalude Popper/Dealer
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Game Stopped

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Die-abestic"

**“Game Stopped”,** Way to Die #126, is the fifth death to be featured in “Die-abestic”, which aired on July 11, 2012.

## Plot

There's a reason why video games make more money than movies: they're as addictive as crack. Garth was an addicted video gamer with his only reality being virtual. He spent most of his time playing video games and so little time doing anything else, even going to the bathroom and sleeping. During hours of gameplay, he eats streams of junk food, such as large amounts of pizza and chugs down plenty of soft drinks and not much water in order to keep up. Body sores and pusses were inflicted after 52 hours, due to improper diet and neglected hygiene. He had just beaten many new players of the game, except for Tina, who had just defeated him. Frustrated and furious over his loss, Garth stood up after 60 non-stop hours (2 1/2 days) of playing, and drops dead on the floor. The cause of his death was that clots had formed in his leg veins from being sedentary for so long that they had moved into his heart and lungs when he got up.

*"Garth ruined his health and sacrificed his life by living in a virtual fantasy world. Too bad his wake up call.. was his own death. Game Over... Garth."*

## Interviewees

* Pat Contri - Video Gamer Historian
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Homie's Dead

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Young, Dumb and Full of Death"

**"Homie's Dead”,** Way to Die #182, is the second death to be featured in “Young Dumb and Full of Death”, which aired on October 23, 2011.

## Plot

Brad and Tracey were sleeping in bed trying to let the warm air out of their window. Little do they know is that open windows might give a burglar like Doug a chance to break in and steal some stuff. Doug snuck in and started ransacking. When he fumbled with an object that made sound, it woke up Tracey who woke up Brad. Brad pulls a gun out of his drawer and quietly walks out of his bedroom to investigate. But as he was checking, Tracey asked out loud what is going on prompting Brad to tell her to be quiet. Yet Tracey's speaking volume alerted Doug and he grabbed a baseball bat and hit Brad in the head. Terrified, Tracey tried in vain to perform CPR on Brad, and is unsuccessful and Brad was dead. Doug threatened to kill Tracey if she takes a step towards him, not allowing her to try more CPR. Doug was finished robbing the house and was about to make an escape when he was suddenly startled by Brad, who was suddenly alive and no longer dead, walking out of the window door, causing Doug to lose his grip of the rope and fall off the balcony and land on the sidewalk hard fracturing his skull, killing him. It turns out that while Tracey was performing CPR on Brad, her hands pressing on his chest caused his heart to beat again thus making Brad regain his consciousness, which is a rare form of circulation called Lazarus Syndrome. When Tracey sees Brad alive, she was relieved. In the end, because Brad was revived, the sting of karma and a 20-foot skull shattering fall caused Doug to die.

*"On a hot summer night, a husband met a thief. Doug got away with the goods, but Brad went away for good."***(False ending: Homie Invasion)**

*"There'll be no resurrecting you Doug, ya rat bastard."***(True ending: Homie's Dead)**

## Interviewees

* Deputy Tom - Police Officer
* David Svoboda - EMT
* Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
Him-Paled

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Dead Of Life"

**"Wisdom Teeth Removal",** Way to Die #7001, is the sixth death to be featured in "Dead Of Life", which aired on May 19, 2024.

## Plot

A 16-year-old Boy, 4 Wisdom Teeth got of very hurts so bad, Teenager Boy get hurts for a 4 Wisdom Teeth in the Gum and takes a Dentist Appointment, need pulling Wisdom Teeth off. Gum is Bleeding and for a Teeth and Jaw is Destroyed, get Bouncing Brain, Teenager Boy get bleed to death by a Dentist for a fault's

*"16-year-old Boy, getting hurts for a 4 Wisdom Teeth Removal"*

## Interviewees

* Junior Scotsmen - Teenager Boy (Intended Victims)
* Dr. Rob Shapiro - Surgeon
My Big Fat Greek Death

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Better Them Than Us"

**"My Big Fat Greek Death",** Way to Die #348, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Better Them Than Us", which aired on October 9, 2011.

## Plot

Perillos of Athens, a metalworker, attempts to impress King Phalaris with the unveiling of a new torture device: the brazen bull, which is meant to roast enemies that are placed inside. To test the device, Phalaris locks Perillos in the device and cooks him to death.

*"Perillos wanted more out of life. He tried to impress the king and wound up cooking his own goose...and that's no bull."*

## Interviewees

* Richard Iacovelli - Torture Historian
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Rocky Roadkill

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Better Them Than Us"

**"Rocky Roadkill",** Way to Die #245, is the fifth death to be featured in "Better Them Than Us", which aired on October 9, 2011.

## Plot

Rush was a drug dealer who came upon a brilliant idea. To avoid the police, he used an ice cream truck as a disguise to hide his drugs (whether there is actual ice-cream in there or not is not revealed). Rush had a wide aray of customers, from coke-addicted businessmen to hardcore junkies. One customer in particular ordered some meth... as a diversion for him to stick out a handgun and try to rob him. Rush then drove away and managed to evade robbery, but while he was still driving, he took a corner too fast and the sharp turn knocked over his ice chest. which released chlorofluorocarbon(CFC) and steadily caused him to pass out due to the poor ventilation not allowing the gas to leave the truck. Rush, unconscious at the wheel, slammed into a tree at 50 mph(80 km/h), rupturing his aortic valve and caused him to bleed out and die instantly. With his ice cream truck totaled and the tree dented into the grill, Rush won't be selling drugs anymore.

*"Rush was a drug dealing Mr. Freeze. But when one of the customers turned on him... His business went bust. And he got creamed."*

## Interviewees

* Big Duval - Drug Dealer
* Dr. Michael Kurtz - Sports Medicine & Family Practice
Heart Beat Down

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death, The New Black"

**"Heart Beat Down",** Way to Die #109, is the fifth death to be featured in the Season Finale "Death, The New Black", which aired on November 6, 2011.

## Plot

Charles was a convicted murderer. He recently received an electro-convulsive treatment at the hospital. Later, the nurse finds Charles in a catatonic state. However, he had faked his catatonic state and awakens before beginning his escape attempt.

He briefly tries to strangle the nurse, before going out the door and dropping her on the ground before making a break towards the boundary fence. He tries to open the gate on the fence to no avail, before attempting to climb it. However, the shock treatment disrupted his heart's natural rhythm, causing him to die from a heart attack.

*"Charles was a bad guy who thought he could beat his shock treatment. But then his heart pounded, and then it stopped.. beating."*

## Interviewees

* Kevin Buckins - Psychologist
* Dr. Steven Burstein - Interventional Cardiologist
E-I-E-I-Oww!

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Eat, Pray, Die"

**"E-I-E-I-Oww!",** Way to Die #487, is the second death to be featured in "Eat, Pray, Die", which aired on October 16, 2011.

## Plot

Two delinquents, Joe and Jerry are sentenced to 60 days on a work release program on a farm after being caught for grand theft auto. While working in the barn, there was a lot more fooling around than working; Joe also almost kills Jerry with a pitchfork. Joe finds and picks up a captive bolt pistol, thinking it is a pump to a milking machine. The farmer's daughter shows up to keep them from hurting themselves and warns him not to play with it, but Joe points it at her saying that he wants milk. Still thinking that it's a pump, Joe uses the captive bolt pistol on his own chest, piercing his heart, resulting in death by massive blood loss.

*"You hear the one about the two juveniles who were sentenced to work release on a farm? They messed around and threatened the farmer's daughter until one of them accidentally killed himself with a cattle bolt pistol! Ha! That's a good one!"*

## Interviewees

* Ray Chao - Juvenile Parole Officer
* Randy Stanger - Cattle Rancher
Bed Buggered

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On Arrival"

**"Bed Buggered",** Way to Die #415, is the sixth death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on June 20, 2012.

## Plot

Two college roommates named Tyler and Robbie (a jock and a geek respectively) share a dorm room, with Robbie continually being made to leave whenever Tyler brings a date to the dorm. One night, Robbie finally brings a date to the room, and has sex with her on top of the bunk beds while Tyler harasses the two of them from below. However, the movements of the couple cause the top bunk to fall on Tyler and fatally crush him.

*"Tyler was a sock-blocker who banned his roomie to the hallway, but then Robbie got some funk in his bunk and Tyler wound up... bottomed out."*

## Interviewees

* Jordan Baum - Sexile Survivor
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Branched Out

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death, The New Black"

**"Branched Out",** Way to Die #520, is the second death to be featured in the Season Finale "Death, The New Black", which aired on November 6, 2011.

## Plot

A man named Adam decides to make a series of viral videos featuring attractive women shooting guns under the name "Cecil B. Perverted". The first girl that's shown on the video is Tanya, which she got hurt on her shoulder. The next girl that's shown on the video is Petula. For his latest video, he features a woman named Irma shooting an Uzi. However, a stray bullet falls into Irma's open cleavage due to her wearing a spaghetti-strap tank top and burns her. The distraction causes Irma to fire the Uzi at random, shooting down a tree branch which falls and impales Adam in the chest, piercing his heart and causing him to die from massive blood loss.

*"Adam thought he jumped on the girls and guns internet bandwagon. He could make some serious cash if he got enough hits. But then he got a hit... he wasn't looking for."*

## Interviewees

* L.W. Hodge - Viral Video Director
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
You've Got Dead Male

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death, The New Black"

**"You've Got Dead Male",** Way to Die #294, is the seventh and final death to be featured in the Season Finale "Death, The New Black", which aired on November 6, 2011.

## Plot

Daniel, a teenage vandal drives down the street with his girlfriend, so he can lean out the passenger window and hit passing mailboxes with a baseball bat. One night, when Daniel was on a vandalism spree, one mailbox manages to withstand his baseball swing, so his girlfriend backs up the truck so he can hit it some more. He repeatedly whacks the mailbox with his bat, but the mailbox proves more durable when his baseball bat breaks to pieces, causing a huge splinter to fly into his chest along with a few smaller ones, puncturing his heart and collapsing his lung. A month ago, Daniel and his girlfriend had laid waste to the very same mailbox that killed him. It turns out that the homeowner, Mr. Rivers, was a retired metalworker; he had reinforced that mailbox with two layers of steel to make it bat-proof and to prevent future vandals from destroying it. In the end, Daniel's lifeless corpse slumps over the car door and he dies.

*"Vandalism is a senseless act of destruction. Daniel thought it was funny. But in the end, he wasn't laughing.. he was dead!"*

## Interviewees

* Ray Chao - Juvenile Parole Officer
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Caulk Blocked

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death On Arrival"

**"Caulk Blocked",** Way to Die #877, is the first death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on June 20, 2012.

## Plot

Some Dumb ASS White Girl named Tina gets buttock implants to get the attention of a male rapper named Little Ron who prefers women with big butts (and has dedicated a hit song to those kind of women). However, the surgeon she hired was a fraud, and her "cheek" implants were made of common bathroom caulk instead of medical-grade silicone. The syringe the surgeon used accidentally hit an artery and sent the caulk into her circulatory system where it clogged her heart and led to cardiac arrest which is what her stupid ASS Gets (get it a butt joke).

*"Big fat booty, big fat booty, booty. I want a butt with girth, that wobbles the earth. I wanna butt so fat that I can hide my cat. (MEOW!) Big fat booty, big fat booty, booty."*

*"Tina wanted to jump on Little Ron's booty bandwagon. But her butt came up short. So she pumped up its volume, and wound up, butted out. (I wanna shake my butt, my big butt in your face)."*

## Interviewees

* Dr. Marc Kern - Clinical Psychologist
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
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Deep Sleep (Walk)

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Eat, Pray, Die"

**"Deep Sleep (Walk)",** Way to Die #393, is the sixth death to be featured in "Eat, Pray, Die", which aired on October 16, 2011.

## Plot

Jessica's was one of the 25 million people in the U.S who sleepwalk. She suffers from sleep-eating. Jessica eats a salad one night earlier. Then on the next night in her nightly walks, Jessica begins craving chocolate in her sleep. Due to her only stocking raw vegetables and salads, she sleepwalks out of her boat to find chocolate. Jessica accidentally sleepwalks to the edge of the dock and plunges into the ocean. Although Jessica lived on a boat, she didn't know how to swim. Even if she did know how, she couldn't. Because she's sleepwalking. Jessica drowns underwater before she was able to wake up.

*"Jessica was a sleepwalker, a sleep eater, and a sleep drowner. Too bad she didn't live in the desert."*
Bibli-killed

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Dead Of Life"

**"Amoebidied",** Way to Die #21, is the fourth death to be featured in "Dead Of Life", which aired on May 19, 2024.

## Plot

An 627 Texan People, who was killed from Amoebiasis

*"627 Texan People have no Water there's due to Amoebiasis"*

## Interviewees

* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Ich Bin Ein Stoner

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death Penalties"

**"Ich Bin Ein Stoner",** Way to Die #500, is the fourth death to be featured in the Series Premiere "Death Penalties", which aired on September 18, 2011.

## Plot

Niklaus is a witch hunter who just went mad after eating grain with ergot in it. Going crazy, he runs out and causes amuck. Ironically, he just accused a young girl of being a witch. In his village, the people were extremely supersticous. He would prick the accused person's mole with a needle. If it bled, you are pure, if not, you'd be executed by stoning. Unlucky for Niklaus, his mole didn't bleed, therefore the superstisious people stone him and a rock to the head and gut causes his demise.

*"In the Dark Ages, people lived in fear of what they didn't understand... Niklaus condemned others to death based on superstition until he got a taste of his own medicine."*

## Interviewees

* Dr. Fairyl Reingold - Occupational Therapist
* Dr. Bal Raj - Orthopedic Surgeon
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M

### Affiliation

Neo Galatic Conglomerate (Formerly)
NGC Warship Baham (Formerly)

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

**M** is a major recurring character within the Stellaren Trilogy, serving as the protagonist in Stellaren and a major supporting character in Stellaren: Acrux and Stellaren II. He is a colonist and was a member of the Neo Galatic Conglomerate serving as the chief engineer of Baham until he left with K and Yno in order to deal with the Augment threat. He was a resident and mechanic living on NGC Colony 13 until it was destroyed by the Augments. When he appeared in Stellaren II, he was going by the name **Dex** until his full identity was revealed by X during the mid portion of the game.
Goon Interrupted

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Grave Errors"

**"Goon Interrupted",** Way to Die #412, is the fourth death to be featured in "Grave Errors", which aired on September 25, 2011.

## Plot

Laurence is a hitman who feigns insanity and is sent to a mental hospital after his trial for murder. He then attempts to escape from his fifth-floor ward by climbing down a laundry chute, but the weight of the laundry dumped onto him from higher floors causes him to lose his grip. Laurence falls 50 feet and lands on a concrete floor, suffering a broken leg, punctured lungs and a fractured skull and died on the spot.

*"Laurence was a cold blooded hitman who faked his way into the looney bin.. and became... a big hit."*
Spit-Ill

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Locked and Low Dead"

**"Spit-Ill",** Way to Die #215, is the sixth death to be featured in "Locked and Low Dead", which aired on November 6, 2011.

## Plot

Louise is an attractive Southern Belle who is running a kissing booth at a local town charity. She refuses to kiss any of the participants on the lips, only allowing them to kiss her on the cheek. Louise is also stealing the money from the jar. Louise's high school crush, Johnny, soon comes into the carnival, and Louise is quick to make out with him. Johnny had also kept up the habit of chewing on sunflower seeds from his baseball days. Louise winds up dying from anaphylactic shock after suffering a severe allergic reaction from the sunflower seed oil.

*"Louise was a bad girl. Stealing money for charity was wrong. She paid for her sins with her life after swallowing some guy's...(carnival ring the bell sound effect)...seeds."*

## Interviewees

* Dr. Melanie McLeod - Naturopathic Doctor
* Dr. Vyshali Rao - Cardiologist
Dia De Los Morons

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Deadliest Kitsch"

**"Dia De Los Morons",** Way to Die #318, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired on October 30, 2011.

## Plot

Daniel and Angela were two annoying trick-or-treaters going door-to-door at 2 in the morning. They knocked on the old man's home, but the old man want to know if they know what time is it. They go around the neighborhood, committing pranks such as teepeeing a house, smashing jack-o-lanterns and spraying each other with aerosol silly-string. For their final prank, they are going to light a flaming bag of dog poo to sit on the front steps of a home. They light a match, and Daniel's polyester skeleton shirt along with the solvent silly-string caused him to be engulfed in flames within seconds. To make things worse, Daniel's skeleton costume is made of polyester; also flammable. The fire burns Daniel's skull, hands, bones, skin and his body, he was burnt to death. Angela was scared to discover that Daniel was on fire, that she knocked on the door so hard while Daniel got burnt to his death. In the end, his corpse has Daniel's charred face with his mouth wide open.

*"Daniel and Angela got their yucks at other's expense. Didn't they know... tricks are for anyone under the age of 16. In other words... kids."*

## Interviewees

* Allison Schultz - Halloween Historian
* Dr. Steven Kim - Biochemist
Leave it to Seizure

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death, The New Black"

**"Leave it to Seizure",** Way to Die #173, is the sixth death to be featured in the Season Finale "Death, The New Black", which aired on November 6, 2011.

## Plot

Jules was a cute girl. She was also a cage dancer. When Jules saw one of her customers without money, he asks her about the money but Jules says, "I didn't take your money." To this, the customer gets furious, he shoves an innocent man in a phone booth. Then after Jules counted her money, she walked into her cage. Then the owner activated the strobe lights. But fate steps in for her because she was having a grand mal seizure. Did she die from the strobe lights? No! Jules died when she bit on her own tongue and choked on it.

*"Jules knew how to shake it and shakedown, but when the lights started flashing, she sees them and then it was lights out."*

## Interviewees

* Lola - Exotic Dancer
* Dr. Cynthia Cotharn - Internal Medicine
UninTented

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Apocalypse Harley

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Eat, Pray, Die"

**"Apocalypse Harley",** Way to Die #445, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Eat, Pray, Die", which aired on October 16, 2011.

## Plot

This next story falls into our alternate universe "what if" category. This actor didn't really die, he just put on a display of ego and excess that was so over the top even by Hollywood standards, we thought it'd be fun to knock him down a peg or two. Let's call him Harley. Harley, a Charlie Sheen knock-off celebrity cocaine and sexuality addict, is pursued by the "Hollywood Hitman" so he can be told that he's "fired". However, Harley, strung out, goes into the kitchen to snort more cocaine plus a shot of tiger blood and grab a machete. Harley then circles the hitman with the machete, but accidentally trips and impales himself, and with his final word "Winning!", he finally dies.

*"Success in Hollywood is fleeting. But when it happens, people often become ego-tistical monsters. Let Harley's fictional demise be a lesson to all wannabe stars - If you make it to the top, it's a long fall to the bottom. And the landing hurts like a bitch."*

Hitman: Goddesses... that's a wrap.
Shoots & Ladders

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Young, Dumb and Full of Death"

**“Shoots & Ladders”,** Way to Die #79, is the fourth death to be featured in “Young, Dumb and Full of Death”, which aired on October 23, 2011.

## Plot

Ralph wanted to watch the reruns of *The A-Team(*1983-1987) on television. He had his book of rules. A dog was barking and it kept him from watching his show.After failing to tell his neighbour to silence her dog,he fetches a slingshot and takes the dog down, but on 1000 Ways to Die (according to the announcer), the producers also have their own book of rules. One of them states clearly that if anyone like Ralph messes with one of God's creatures, he had to suffer his consequences. because when he went to put the slingshot back, a screw fell off the ladder and he falls to death, causing brain damage in the process.

*"Ralph was a loser who thought a long-cancelled TV show was important. But he broke one of our rules...and paid with his life. (Mr. T's voice) Don't pity this fool."*

## Interviewees

* David “Shark” Fralick - Stuntman
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Tow F.U.

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Die-abestic"

**“Tow F.U.”,** Way to Die #462, is the second death to be featured in “Die-abestic”, which aired on July 11, 2012.

## Plot

A tow truck driver named Dave, who was also a scam artist. He would put fake 'No Parking' signs up and then overcharge customers when he illegally towed their car or does any other services. When a woman with a broken down car agrees to pay his high prices to get her car towed, Dave accidentally hooked onto the cars steering rod instead of the tow link due to him being too busy checking out the woman's legs. While the car is being towed, the tensed steering rod breaks and the towing hook flies into Dave's head, crushing his skull.

*"Dave was a douche who got a big kick out of taking car owners for a run, but then he screwed up and got a big kick in the head."*

## Interviewees

* Steve Cardiel - Tow Truck Driver
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Mary Lou Rectum

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Deadliest Kitsch"

**"Mary Lou Rectum",** Way to Die #755, is the fourth death to be featured in "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired on October 30, 2011.

## Plot

Andrea, who was a very bitter gymnast who lost her chances at being an Olympic star, and her beleaguered partner, Sally, practice in the gym for a Las Vegas show. After belittling Sally on her trampoline skills, Andrea, who said "Watch me because this is how you do it!"... and then attempts to dismount off the trampoline herself. Unfortunately, she lands on top of one of the supports for the parallel bars (which was left out by a worker trying to fix the bars) between her rectum and vaginal opening and fatally impales herself, and she dies.

*"Andrea was a bitter gymnast who took out her frustrations at her friend. If Sally was a little meaner... she would have told her friend Andrea... to "stick it up your rectal uterine pouch, bitch."*"

## Interviewees

* Aimee Zanonni - Former Gymnast
* Dr. Michael Kurtz - Sports Medicine & Family Practice
Bad Laps

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Dirt Nap"

**"Bad Laps",** Way to Die #143, is the third death to be featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on October 2, 2011.

## Plot

Sergeant Stu is a former drill sergeant turned swimming instructor for a women's swimming class. One of Stu's methods of torture was to double the temperature on the pool's heater, making the water incredibly hot. After his class complains, Stu challenges them to an endurance race, where if the women win the class will be dismissed. Stu starts off at an early lead, but soon the women soon win after 20 laps. Stu is floating dead in the water due to hyperthermia caused by his wetsuit trapping the pool's heat, leading to heart failure.

*"Let this be a lesson to you all fitness freaks. Take it slow... and easy... or you might wind up like Stu... dead in water."*

## Interviewees

* Christopher Mitchell - Fitness Trainer
* David Svoboda - EMT
Therm-Assed

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Death Before Store"

**"The Platy-Pussy",** Way to Die #645, is the second death to be featured in "Death Before Store", which aired on May 12, 2024.

## Plot

A Australian Zoologist, who looks for a Platypus in a get course Poisoned and have a Venom, that a so many Platypus have a Claw. got a Venom Scratch on Australian Zoologist was killing himself by a Platypus have a Venom Claws.

*"Australian Zoologist was Poisoned to Death by a Platypus have a Venom Claws"*

## Interviewees

* Zoe Hanson - Australian Zoologist (Intended Victims)
* Nick Astor (Cartoon) - Australian Brother
* Sydney Astor (Cartoon) - Australian Zookeeper
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Doctor
Extinguished

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "iDeadly"

**"Time Travelled",** Way to Die #2100, is the second death to be featured in "iDeadly", which aired on May 19, 2024.

## Plot

An Time Traveler, for a Building a Time Travel Machine and a few Times, was Time Traveler going to Future UK, for a 3 Century Later. Time Traveler has been a Future, but whole Time. Time Traveler get Old for at Heart Attack, Time Traveler is Dead from Heart Attack.

*"Time Traveler Builds a Time Travel Machine for a Century"*

## Interviewees

* Joseph Hazel - Time Traveler (Intended Victims)
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Gone Green

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Young, Dumb and Full of Death"

**“Gone Green”,** Way to Die #612, is the seventh and final death to be featured in “Young, Dumb and Full of Death”, which aired on October 23, 2011.

## Plot

A rich socialite named Michelle throws a St. Patrick's Day party and plans to show off the $3,000 antique green dress she shoplifted, which contains Paris Green dye (a poisonous dye containing a chemical called Copper Acetoarsenite common in rat poison). During the raucous party, everyone gets drunk and hurls champagne all over Michelle and her dress. In the morning, while everyone wakes up with severe hangovers, Michelle wakes up to find that she's been dyed green, then vomits green slime and dies of organ failure from the dye seeping into her skin.

*“Michelle had no scroplist. And she had no marbles. But she found that even on St.Patrick's Day, it ain't easy...being green."*

## Interviewees

* Carrie Diaz - Fashion Historian
* Dr. George Fallieras - Emergency Room Physician
Dog Dead Afternoon

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Dead Of Life"

**"Jackal Jacked-Offed",** Way to Die #562, is the third death to be featured in "Dead Of Life", which aired on May 19, 2024.

## Plot

A Zoologist, who was that need go to Dangerous Jackal Fence in has going a Attacking, Zoologist use a Tranquilizer Dart Gun shoots Jackal, for a Zoologist got of Locks a Gate in a the most, Jackal bites Zoologist Organs. Zoologist who was killed from Eater Alive by a Jackal

*"Zoologist was get Pets for a Jackals"*

## Interviewees

* Tim Joppa - Nigerian Zoologist (Intended Victims)
* Jimbo Hamilton - African Zookeeper
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Asphyxi-Asian

**Episode this deathwas featured in** | "Dirt Nap"

**"Asphyxi-Asian",** Way to Die #231, is the first death to be featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on October 2, 2011.

## Plot

A Japanese game show is going on. Two female contestants put on scuba gear to play a game. One of them has a mean and nasty attitude. The game involves the contestants to swim through hoops while carrying cantaloupes. The nasty-tempered contestant taunts the nicer one, who later gives up and wants air to breath. However, the nasty-tempered contestant dies from carbon monoxide poisoning. Truck exhaust fumes get sucked into her air tank while being filled, so much that the tanks filter fails to remove the exhaust.

*"Hmmm... so let me get this straight: I was channel surfing. I came upon a weird Japanese game show. One of the contestants was a real bitch. Then she wound up dying. Well, that will make a good "1000 Ways to Die" story. Maybe I'll mention it to the knucklehead producers. But right now, it's (yawns) naptime. (snoring)"*