The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation

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The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation

This list is exhaustive, and exists because Bright have committed at least once of the following restrictions. Restrictions has been separated into sections and Proposals, the main proposal is the absolute restriction, while other proposals are under review to be merged, without Dr. Bright in the reviewer.

Note that the information here is non canonical to the SCP Universe.

1. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed near caffeinated drinks after what he heard about your plan on giving it to 999.
	1. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to ask someone for a favor to giving caffeinated drinks to 999.
2. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to sneeze in front of anyone ~~unless in controlled testing environment.~~
	1. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to sneeze in front of anyone in any circumstances after that incident with the Overseers in that "controlled" environment.
3. Playing Five Nights at Freddy's with other staff members with mental issues, especially epileptic and autistic, is prohibited.
	1. No, Foundation Sister Location does not exist.
4. SCP-5999 is **[REDACTED]**, do not mention it anymore.
5. The only thing we know about 055 is that it isn't round. No, it isn't a not a trapezoid, not a cube, not a triangle, not a
6. Being a "Macgyver" is prohibited, and recruiting fellow staff as your crew and then calling the Foundation the Phoenix Foundation is straight out.
7. Teaching 049 to sing "Ring Around the Rosie" and then turning off all lights around 049's containment chamber almost gave all of our containment staffs heart attack, never do it again Bright.
8. Dabbing alone is allowed, but dabbing anywhere in confined space is not only irritating, it's dangerous.
9. No, all those stories about Kondraki riding 682 is false, there is only one official record of it happening.
	1. Don't you think about it Bright.
10. An RPG shooting an RPG that launches an RPG shell already exists, but do not use it in any circumstances.
	1. Bright, we have enough guns in our arsenal to wipe out reality, don't add anything new to it.
11. Yelling "GET IN DA CHOPPAAA!" ~~in an emergency situation~~ is prohibited.
	1. Yelling it anywhere is prohibited.
12. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use edible SCP's and then giving it to fellow staffs as "marketed aphrodisiacs".
13. Dr. Bright is not allowed to enter SCP-3001. We have lost someone in it Bright, we are very sure we don't want you to be loose there.
	1. Dr. Bright has entered SCP-3001 and somehow gets out, Bright is now placed under 3 months of extensive monitoring to see any side effects.
	2. *told ya i can get out! - Dr. B*
14. Dr. Bright is not allowed to flip any text, especially this text.
	1. God damnit Bright
15. Dr. Bright is not allowed to edit this document again.
16. Dr. Bright is not allowed to view this document.
17. Nachos are tasty, but using it as a bait for SCP-3000 is not allowed.
18. Dr. Bright is not Technical Director David Rosen, and should not fix any electronics.
19. No Bright, you can't attempt to put SCP 053 in SCP 683'S ACID VAT FOR THE LOVING OF GOD AND HEAVENS ABOVE, BRIGHT WHAT IN ACTUAL SHIT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING DUMBASS.

Proposals under review and other proposals are listed separate from the main restrictions page