Weedbro Chronicles

**Weedbro Chronicles** is an alternate timeline discovered by /u/brendantheaney

In this alternate timeline, S.C.H.O.O.L. is founded in January 1982 (Instead of the Early 2010s), Giving them extra time to fight the Cybernetic Indian government.

## Part 1: A fist over Cybernetic India

*As weedbro looked across the formerly great city he wondered where it all went wrong. As a combined American African and European asssault hit his joint dhaped tower he thought of the story which led him to this fate. He wondered if it was worth it. He remembered the story his father told him before the failed conquest of st. Petersburg were he passed from artillitrey fire.*

*Weedbro dad as a teen hated his teacher along with a few of his friends. They devised a plan. Create a group called S.C.H.O.O.L ironically to get his teacher to resign through bad jokes. He and his friends were successful with not just that one tescher but within the week all staff faculty had resigned and No one except S.C.H.O.O.L and weedbro dad leading them came to school. They looted all of the stuff and purchased defenses and arms for there school. They had till 2020 before India could defeat them because it had to be a superpower. They started a recruitment and resignation campaign and by the end of the tear in 1983 they had most of Mumbai schools and a fair chunk of maharashtas schools in there grasp.*

*But they needed more. Armed campaigns via resignation of police and military units began. After victory over southern India they declared independence and went to war with the crippled Indian state. Due to near anarchy conditions thanks to mass resignation and marrajuana abuse they took new Delhi before weedbro was four. they were okay with this, the schoolean cyberempire had massive power and boosted the economey of India at the exspence of education levels.*

*After that they invaded Bangladesh with weedbro remembering this in person.Their armies were victorious with a blitzkrg-esque style. Oh how he longed for victory like then , as he pointed the revolver at his hesd after hearing pounding on his door. He glanced at sarcastic Bro. "Commrade you will be missed" he said loosining his grip on the trigger. He continued thinking after imaging a picture of his dads henchman and wife sarcastic aunty.*

## Part 2: S.C.H.O.O.L. is coup

*Weedbros fathers conquest of india and bangledesw set off alarm bells around the globe and NATO and CSTO threatened to intervene but in the 12 years following things cooled down. Weedbro turning 18 was given infinite joints and a commanding position in the armed forces. He raised them to be the 3rd strongest in the world, 1st counting only land forces but with only 2200 planes and a lacking navy with no aircraft carriers. 3 years later, weedbro father hsd a stroke. This forever changed his personality. Weedbro after being given orders to invade china in the next 5 years devised a plan with all of his chill military genius, as he had 800 professors wich he all resigned teaching him to have a plan. Fund a coup in Tibet, and a democratic revolution in shanghai. He would then use border disputes in the Kashmir/Jammu regions to launch an attack, but before all of this set up weed smuggling centers along the borders to weaken chinas forces similar to Britain in the opium wars. It went according to plan, 4 years later the rebels struck along with him against China.*

*It was a sweeping victory but right after the victory he invaded pakistan and southeast Asia simoultaniousley.It was a large victory, albeit with a few losses and nearly 2 million deaths but overall went well. CSTO warned him to not invade anyone else, and for awhile he listened. For awhile. But on may 2009 he marched into Afghanistan and Iran hoping to take land and Russia to grow more marijuana and send people bad memes. This was a good move as they were much stronger but would still weaken them. they marched into Russia, taking most of Siberia within 2 years and Iran and Afghanistan within 1. he encountered a defense perimiter across the Ural mountains, but marched right past it after the caucas countries fell and Russia diverted troops.*

*After Russia capitulated 3.5 years in after 4000 tanks rolled into Moscow they invaded turkey, a NATO member. NATO being pissed took whaat remaines of Russia and declared war opposition free as the Russian provisional government still operated. This would be the beginning of the end for weedbro*

## Timeline

Everything before 1980: Same as in the regular timeline.

January 1982: S.C.H.O.O.L. is founded

10 April 1982: Weed Bro is born

Winter 1983: Most of Maharashtra province is captured.

1984: S.C.H.O.O.L. captures most of southern india.

1985: S.C.H.O.O.L. captures New Delhi

1986: S.C.H.O.O.L. captures the rest of India as well as Bengladesh - NATO and CSTO threaten to intervene, But nothing comes of this.

10 April 2000: At age 18, Weed Bro becomes a commander of the armed forces and is given infinite joints.

2003: Weed Bro's Father has a stroke and presumably dies. Weed Bro succeeds him.

2007: S.C.H.O.O.L. invades china, And is aided by Tibetan rebels as well as an Uprising in Shanghai.

2008: S.C.H.O.O.L. defeats china and invades Cybernetic Pakistan. CSTO threatens to intervene if S.C.H.O.O.L. invades another country

May 2009: S.C.H.O.O.L. invades Iran and Afghanistan, Which causes them to enter conflict with CSTO.

2010: S.C.H.O.O.L. captures Iran and Afghanistan.

2011: S.C.H.O.O.L. captures Siberia and invades the Caucasus.

Mid 2014: Cybernetic Russia capitulates.

Late 2014: S.C.H.O.O.L. invades turkey, Starting war with NATO. NATO teams up with what remains of the Russian Provisional Government.

2015: In a last-ditch effort to turn the tide of the war, S.C.H.O.O.L. starts the Battle of St. Petersburg. This fails, And it results in a decisive NATO victory.

June 2017: After years of war, S.C.H.O.O.L. is at the brink of defeat. Weed Bro recounts the last 40 or so years, And commits suicide.

## Source

https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6g5lgm/weedbro\_chronicles\_one\_a\_fist\_over\_cyber\_india/

https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6gb8nx/weedbro\_chronicles\_2\_school\_is\_coup/