1994 Fei 400

This Fei 400 is INSANELY HISTORIC, and was considered the most historic Fei 400 EVER and the most historic race involving a pit crew in the 1990's (even more then the 1992 Gasprin 400 when Denny Walalce got hit by a tire). Chick Hicks crashed on purpose into the Fiber Fuel pit. He hit the pit so hard that the Fiber Fuel crew chief post collapsed. The Fiber Fuel crew chief who's name is Brent McDonald fell hard on his side and got seriously injured with oil leaking out of him. Brent missed one race and got replaced by an unnamed backup chief.

Besides the Fiber Fuel team the View Zeen and Octane Gain pit crews which are both next to their pit rushed to help the injured crew chief. The Leak Less pit crew (next to View Zeen) and the Easy Idle pit crew (next to Octane Gain) also rushed on the scene and helped out. Racers Brush, Ryan, Billy. Claude and Ruby also arrived to see what was happening.

All the pit crews soon found out about the news and Roger Wheeler, The King, Luke and other pitties said their thoughts about the incident. The HtB pit crew does not care and did not try to help the injured crew chief while Sky Lewis and David Sweet had a tire fight with Chick Hicks and the HTB Pit Crew.

The race was won by Ernie Gearson (his second Fei 400 win, his first in 1981 and his 3rd win in Pocono Raceway winning the 1985 Pocono 400 as well) with Haul Inngas second and Dale Earnhardt Sr 3rd. The King finishes back in 9th place. Chick Hicks got disqualifed from the race. All part-timers except Ralph Carlow, Mac iCar and Lee Revkins attended.

One year later, Sky would crash into the HTB Pits.

## Transcript

### THE FIBER FUEL PIT IS DESTROYED!!!!!

(Htb Radio)

Chick: It's time to be a jerk. I want to destroy a pit, but who? I GOT IT! SCREW FIBER FUEL! MORE LIKE POOP FUEL!!! IT'S TIME TO KILL THEIR PIT!!

Chief Chick: DO IT!!!!

Chick: Yes! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(end of radio)

Benny: Chick Hicks is going to pit. BUT WAIT! WHY IS HE GOING FULL SPEED!!! WHY!!!!

Bob: It might be brakes failure! But he is going even faster! OH NO THE FIBER FUEL PIT HAS JUST BEEN HIT BY CHICK!!!

Bob: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! THE PIT IS DESTROYED! THE CREW CHIEF POST IS FALLING!!! IT FALLS DOWN **HARD ONTO THE GROUND!!!!!**

Megan Shifter: OH MY GOD! BRENT!!!!!

Brent McDonald (weakly): Oh (Popeye toot). I'm leaking oil.

Brush: OH MY GOD BRENT! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!!

(Brent faints)

Brush: HE FAINTED GUYS!!!!

Ryan: Brush! We saw what happened! I saw the entire thing!

Brush: REALLY!

Ryan: Yes! I heard Chick say something about Fiber Fuel! He says it sucks and should be called Poop Fuel!

Brush (sad): That is so mean! He calls by sponsor poop! (gets angry) MY SPONSOR IS AWESOME!!!

Ryan: Ok let's focus on Brent!

Billy: OH MY GOODNESS BRENT MIGHT HAVE DIED!!!

Claude and Ruby: We are here too!

Ruby: I saw what happened! Chick should be disqualified!

Larry Larson: Wow Brent is almost dead.

Stacy: Poor Brent.

Dudley: Yup.

Ken: IT'S REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert: It will be ok. Right?

(soon Dinoco team arrives)

The King: That is right.

Luke: It will be ok.

Megan (crying): NEVER!!!!!!

Brush (sad): Yeah maybe she right.

The King: Brent Carson is a good crew chief. Not as good as you Roger but still.

Roger: Yeah he is good. WAY better then Chief Chick that's for sure!

(end of transcript)

### Pit Crews (mostly pitties) on Chick destroying the Fiber Fuel pit

(Roger, Luke, Hugo, Stacy, Wells, Nebenkezzer, Bobbie, Larry, Dudley and the Silver brothers are the ones who say their thoughts about the incident)

TBA by Ruby

## Results

1. Ernie Gearson - 400 laps
2. Haul Inngas - 400 laps
3. Dale Earnhardt Sr - 400 laps
4. Murray Clutchburn - 400 laps
5. Chuck Armstrong - 400 laps
6. Rusty Cornfuel - 400 laps
7. Slider Petrolski - 400 laps
8. Billy Ford - 400 laps
9. The King - 400 laps
10. Greg Candyman - 400 laps
11. Ruby Oaks - 400 laps
12. Darren Leadfoot - 400 laps
13. Ryan Shields - 400 laps
14. Andrew Axler - 400 laps
15. BIlly Oilchanger - 400 laps
16. Ponchy Wipeout - 400 laps
17. James Cleanair - 400 laps
18. Crusty Rotor - 400 laps
19. Floyd Mulvhill - 400 laps
20. Kevin Shiftright - 400 laps
21. Larry Smith - 400 laps
22. Dirkson D'agostino - 400 laps
23. Johnny Blamer - 197 laps(hit the wall)
24. Claude Scruggs - 156 laps(crash)
25. Manny Flywheel - 156 laps(crash)
26. Misti Motorkrass - 156 laps(crash)
27. Winford Rutherford - 156 laps(crash)
28. Klint Shiftright - 119 laps(punctured tire)
29. David Sweet - 112 Laps (disqualified for the same reason as Sky Lewis)
30. Chick Hicks - 112 laps(disqualified for hitting Fiber Fuel pit)
31. Sky Lewis - 112 laps (disqualified for having a fight with Chick)
32. Brush Curber - 112 laps(forced to retire due to injured crew chief)
33. Eugene Carbureski - 95 laps(crash)
34. Dale Earnhardt Jr - 95 laps(crash)