A Srotry of Lif..e and Love.

A Srotry of Lif..e and Love. [sic], abbreviated ASoLaL, is an ironically shitty Homestuck fanfic about teenage romantic drama. It is filled to the brim with typos, idiotic author's notes by "homostucklover69", who claims to not be a "fuyogurt," and rather sexual content. It is a parody of typical crackfics, in the same vein as My Immortal. Its batshit plot meanders about with seemingly no direction, starting at what is essentially an orgy minus the actual sex, going to a shitty fight scene on Derse against the Condensation [sic], a "redemption arc" for "Jannis," and ending in a "lesbian sex party."

## Plot

### Chapizza On: Th Lord..c

The story starts off with "clabinorn hte amazign and vary s\*xsiy priopagokist ouf uor srorty," who is, funnily enough, never even mentioned after the first chapter. Various Homestuck characters admire him, Dirk attempts to draw porn of John and Karkat holding hands, but then he's killed for degeneracy. Jade and Jane insult the gang, and Caliborn incinerates them for being "dum bitcpehes." John and Karkat show their love by holding hands, and everyone gets turned on by it. Jane is somehow alive again, and Roxy shoots her to death for being a prep. Kanaya begins to write My Immortal, Rosemary happens, proving that the author is not "a fuyogurt," and then the chapter ends.

### Cahpter For: (I THNK) th war of wordls

John and Jade express their sadness that the war between Prospit and Derse is still going on, and then it cuts to a fight scene on Dorks [sic]. Dirk and Roxy fight the Condesce and the author expresses her disgust at het pairings, and then they kill the Condensation On The Side Of A Window [sic].

### Ceptr Thre: Jannisis Love

This chapter begins with homostucklover69 insulting one of her commenters and showing appreciation for another in an author's note, and Jane crying in the bathroom because she's too hertomos\*xol. [sic] Roxy then professes her love for Jane, and they agree to kiss if Jane takes her shirt off. But it turns out, Jane wears a hyperbolic amount of clothing for "projetctiopn," and by the time she's finally taken all of her shirts and bras off, Roxy is dead, because it has been "2000 millenialums." Rose and Kanaya help her out, and tell her about a "lesbain sex pardie" later today. Jade agrees to be her date, and the author says they don't condone "insect."

### Chatper Sex: The Gaie S\*cks Prapry

Jane and Jade walk to the party, and Kanaya says it's family friendly, somehow. Dirk and Jake are at the party because they are "man lesbians." During the middle of the party, Karkat and Dave burst in, looking for John. Turns out he was there all along, dancing with...Dave..Somehow, who is his "monorail," and the story ends abruptly.

### Comments

There are a series of "comments" made by fictional users on Ao3. In them, ao3schmuck20 tears into the author, Riceball34143 claims it's a masterpiece, a shipping war breaks out between johnkinnie413 and davekatfan612, and various other users comment on how awful and strange it is.

## Trivia

* A visual version of the fanfic titled "TEH CAWMIKE" is in the works at https://mspfa.com/?s=36468&p=1 It is believed to be the definitive version of ASoLaL.
* This fic is actually a sequel to "The Quest For The Worst Homestuck Fanfiction," another crackfic made by Oatmeal Lemons in an attempt to amuse himself.