Wiki Quotes

# Quotes:

## Austin

* “Kill me, I just want to die."
* "Ay yo???"
* "Maren you really seriously needa take a break from this whole ✨dying thing✨"

## Ben

* Chan: "I thought you said table touch." Ben: "No I said disabled child."
* "The celestial kingdom is looking for your elementary ex girlfriend."

## Cedric

* “Chan: What game is this from? Cedric: Oh, League of Legends again."
* "NFTs aren't dumb."
* "Hi."

## Chandler

* “I'm very proud of myself, I deserve candy for this."
* "I like hotter monkeys than you."
* "We will do some human Tetris and then let chaos ensue."
* “He is the golden goose and you are his golden goose offspring." - Chan, to Maren
* “Can we control F our spouses."
* "Homeostasis hits different."
* “Brain power is scripture power and scripture power is the power to win, dawg."
* “Maren: Idaho? You da hoe. Chan: dam right 🦫 ”
* “You get it animal style you’ve got to eat it like an animal."
* “Joelle is sussy and also baka. I can see it in her sussy eyes."
* “monkey brain too dumb. Pig brain smarter dumb. i am pig brain, oinkerino you sussy bakas."
* “You think I don’t have gifts literally waiting to be given at the right moment, dude?”
* "You seek the path of homeostasis but are burdened by the ever-present visage of rational thought."
* “Ok but what if the husband died though."
* “Yes, Master."
* "So this is like uno?"
* "stealing leeks in video games is a massive dopamine spike."
* "I have been big bonked and the murder violence has started."
* "You're easily my biggest dopamine rush and I take meth."
* "The blue shell in Mario kart is a satanic attack."
* "I wanna go to a standup comedy show that God does."
* “HE WENT FROM FBOI TO SHARP DRESSED STUD.”
* “Sugar72 Columbus sailed the Cadillac blue”
* “I like sending them 7 at a time usually bc it's a higher tonin spike per capita”

## Davis

* “She called me a big nosed freak."
* "Will I be confution."
* "I always go to the doctors office to get lolipops and leave."
* "SICKIES."
* "I feel like a kid again! I just got some chill cheese tots from Sonic"
* "The spirit used my thumbs to type this!!"
* "One of the hottest things… is when a girl is, like, super submissive… and like, it makes you feel like a man!"
* "Missionaries are like the gushers of men."
* "i STEPPED on a SQUISHY FRY and it SLIPPED."
* "Fire ants are satan's living midgets."
* "I love it when life is okay."
* "Davis: I listen to one republican. Chan: You mean one republic? Davis: Oh."
* "I don't talk in too long of sentences, if I do there's too many mistakes."
* "Guy I’m eat a hot brownie and I thing I saw a glimpse of heaven."
* "When your hungry and you put food in your mouth your mouth praises  thanks."
* "OH."
* "Guys, I took a big chip and dipped it in Guac."
* "*(With scriptures balanced on his head)* The knowledge is seeping into my brain."
* "That's gay in a good way."
* “Welcome to the abyss group chat”
* “I'd rather dance with a person then with a pole”
* “Austin has a butt cleavage and that push it”
* "We all have our diamonds"
* “Haha 😂 I'm a meme of goodness”
* “I'm no longer associated with red dot Indians l'm a white dot peopler”
* “Oo extra sugary tomato ketchup IN A DISERT..... HOLY YUMMY YUMMERS!”

## Eli

* "I sell sticks to the fletcher and get mad emeralds."
* "The best version of man spreading is pushing women out of the way."
* "Dude. I'll poop so good it makes me feel gay."
* "Fear is good. But faith is better. Let both live in your mind, but don't allow fear to be in control."
* "Horse 26A was second only to captain Levi."
* "If I could pick my supervisor it would be either Chan Zack or Mare. Chan would be cool with how sus I'd be, Zack wouldn't be able to hear it, and it would go over Mare's head."
* "I'll take the Wang before the stone."
* “Idk she talked to me. So clearly she has no idea how hot she is." - Eli, on The Infidel
* "Applying lotion is not a child's game."
* "Joelle: POLL TIME! Eli: Oh, you got a new job?"
* "It's like all dogs go to heaven but all dogs go to hope."
* "I need to kneel down and eat noodles of unknown origin."
* "I've had a squirrel arrive in my darkest hour. It was pretty pog."
* "You ever just look over and KayLee's just a bouncing cow?"
* "I went to target to get shampoo. I left with a Naruto T-shirt, a gift for Lee, and no shampoo. 😅 Had to turn around on the way home."

## Faely

* “Not to sound white but this tastes spicy”
* “He’s a frick frack diddly pack rat”
* “Back at it like a crack addict”
* “Pinterest is like a happy cult”
* “Me llama lama ding dong”

## Hope

* "C3P0 is just the candlestick from beauty & the beast."
* "I thought I liked Garrett but I realized I just liked his mom."
* "I thought I wanted to marry the president but then I watched designated survivor and I was like no."

## Hunter

* “Put food in mouth and chewsss."
* “Throwing hands is my passion."
* “I know I’m seein straight crazy getting toosed around."
* "I HAS BEEN SOOMUNED."

## Isiac

* “Whatever sinks your submarine, Maren, I just know I'm a lesbian." -  Isiac, to Maren
* “Kindergarten is no place for sharks."
* "I'm gonna dap Abinadi up."

## Elder M

* “Elder M: I’m not Anime, but I know that’s not Goku Eli: You’re not anime? Elder M: Maybe Someday I will."
* “I was there in spirit, and it was lifted!”
* "Eli: Do your parents call you elder M? M: No they call me slave."
* "My memories are like boomerangs, they go on vacations and they come back around."
* "I didn’t even know there were sassy reasons for being duck taped. I’m not even into any kinky crap, so don’t get me started."
* "Elder Bednar is like Ryan Seacrest, they don't age."
* "I don't do well with confusion"
* "We are all warriors with the love of Christ."
* "You got me on the verge of tears you amazing son of a sword!"
* "It was a transition mission."

## Joelle

* “That’s the devil trying to un-convert you!"
* “Only Eli gets to call me joe though."
* "Hating black people and being attracted to my copy and paste guys are two different things."
* "Babies!!!"
* "I'm confused :)"

## KayLee

* “I’m getting homo-uh I mean fomo."
* "I may be the youngest of the group but I'm not the baby."
* "yes yes."
* "Upvote"
* "Oooo yes that is the big fun yes yes."
* "When I used to have Healy’s I would wear them when I would walk my dogs. And my dogs would just pull me it was a vibe."
* "Oooo me no likey no no."
* “HOEEE!!” -KayLee, meaning to type JOEEE!!

## Maren

* “PARTY but low energy plz."
* "My horse would suck bc he’d be like “you’re not alpha energy lol get jipped.”
* "Chan: isn't DC the capital of crime? Maren: You're the capital of crime."
* "Femboy hooters, though."
* "I really need to say f off but I love the Lord too much, so I'm not going to."
* “He challenged me so I put on my Deku onesie and Texas smashed his plans."
* “He’d fight a hawk prolly." - Maren, on Arty
* “You hav dun wal."
* "Ok so chickens and Austin give me life."
* "Heavenly Father made me blonde so that there wouldn’t be the wrath of the frontal lobe."
* “...the fricker is just mad chillin’ behind the barn behind some rolled wire like bro." - Maren, on Arty
* “Cause balls roll but cake balls don’t so he ain’t ballin." - Maren, on Arty
* “Like a soulmate AU except someone is like “yeah so I hacked the whole soul program. Now you can just control F and find your soulmate."
* “BRORBRIEBEO."
* "I don't need those psychological issues in my genetic pool."
* “Sleep well for the morrow is come and the sun rise. Clouds cast or the blue hues. And the day begin just as the night go way’ to bring again a start of another."
* “God did good, Like spidy boyyo."
* “Sounds Gucci like Prada."
* “Gubble gubble. That’s a fish laughing."
* “Thy foot moves freely, well enough to dock you. Thy fool and peasant cometh to thy realm to beseech they confidence yet yoy remain unsure of thy tactics in their full. Remain seated or perish for I see past the facade."
* “Plz listen it is vvvvvv plus ultra satan defying."
* "I am eating the Choccy boiz while eating the curry man’s"
* “I am ultimate goose yesaroons."
* “Ayo it’s yo’ landlord."
* “I am Elizabeth Salamander."
* "I'm an Alto. I could be an Alto 2 if I asserted myself."
* "We got jipped chandjeowller."
* "FRICKERS EVERYWHERE. More people added to the fight list."
* "The fish eggs bother me, I don't like their vibes."
* "I accept being white."
* "Putting garments back on after having to have them off is epic."
* “ITS GOOD VIBE OUTSIDE...FRICKER NOPE ITS A WASP, F WORD F WORD.”
* ”My intestines are screaming.”
* “If it gib joy then cont but not too long yes yes. It is ARTTE.”
* “I don’t have enough cortisol for this! I’m Tourette’s without Tourette’s! Hellfire is the funniest crap to me!!!”
* “Hey Zeus, bow down before me w e n c h”

## Melaya

* “Food is my favorite."
* "Guys… ***I*** ***love*** Minecraft."

## Javier

* "Don't say the S word” “ ...shut up? why not?" -Davis & Javier
* "For me a Crush is a Mexican soda."
* "Wow, that is-- so good."
* "My buddy is a temple." - Javier & Chan, collaborative quote
* "God is Love, that is why I am his prophet 😘"
* "I mean, I'm not a pyromaniac, but... I love burning things and turning them on."
* “It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission.”

## Zack

* "What?"
* "I wish to casually trip children."
* "Ewww is that a white part? I want it to be black because I'm racist."
* "I’m too focused on lips to make eye contact.. for multiple reasons."
* "Andrew Garfield is the Ryan Reynolds for lesbians, I’m like 95% certain of this."
* "Poop in his pants it’ll scar him for life."
* "Emus are freaky as hek, I made eye contact with one once and it was traumatizing."
* "Tickling the prophet is top tier mood."
* "I am eating diced potatoes with Tony’s straight out of a can while waiting for my hobo dinner to finish cooking, I have never felt closer to heaven, the vibes are great tonight."
* "They don't have zebras at their zoo because they're sexist."
* “I am offended that you think I can smart”
* "Ooooh, the audio isle. I should go here more often"
* “Mahogany sounds like mah agony to me”
* “I dreamed about that cobbler and my dreams came true. It was a big moment for me”
* "My left ankle has been assaulted by satan's ant and I am very irritated about it"