Bones and Crones (Transcript)

This is the 36th episode of Fantasy Squadron: Medievalger.

The Medievalgers were back in school now and they were in biology class.

Mr. Nolf: (A Wolf) Today class, we are going to be studying how the skeleton works. Now, we are all different species and our skeletons are different depending on what we are. If you are a wolf or canine, you're skeleton might look something like this. (Shows a skeleton of a wolf)

Wallace: Looks more like a dinosaur to me.

Mr. Nolf: Well, even dinosaurs had skeletons and it's all that is left of the dinosaurs. Now, if you are a type of cat, you might have this skeleton. (Shows a cat skeleton)

Wallace: Like Charisa?

Mr. Nolf: Who?

Wallace: Oh. My gi-uh, cheetah friend.

Mr. Nolf: Yes. This is probably what she would look like. And if you are a type of bird, your skeleton might look like this. (Shows a bird skeleton)

Over in the closet, Rack and Jascal were spying on Wallace.

Rack: Hey, do you see that?

Jascal: That thing looks pretty scary.

Rack: Let's take it back to the lair and have Lord Wiz make it into a monster.

Jascal: Let's wait until class is over to do that.

Rack: Right. We can't let them know we're here.

By 3 O'Clock, the school bell rang and everybody left the classroom. Everybody except Mr. Nolf. He stayed behind to clean things up.

Rack: Why hasn't he left?

Jascal: I don't know.

They waited for some time for Mr. Nolf to leave. By the time he did, Rack and Jascal had fallen asleep. By the time they woke up, it was night time.

Rack: (Wakes up) Jascal, now's our chance.

Jascal: (Wakes up) Huh? Oh yeah. Let's get going.

They walked over to the crow skeleton and started to head out the classroom door, but found it locked.

Rack: Darn. It's locked.

Jascal: Uh. (Hits the unlock button)

Rack: Oh.

Rack and Jascal then walked out with the skeleton all the way back to Lord Wiz's lair. The next morning, Mr. Nolf arrived to his classroom, only to find the door was open.

Mr. Nolf: Huh? Why is the door open? I was sure I locked it up last night. (Turns the knob on the door) And it's unlocked? But I was sure I locked it up before I went home.

He then walked into the classroom and saw that the crow skeleton was missing.

Mr. Nolf: And what happened to the skeleton of the crow? I was sure I left it here.

Mr. Nolf went over to Mr. Wartsman's office.

Mr. Wartsman: Mr. Nolf, what can I do you for?

Mr. Nolf: I found my classroom door open, and when I went inside, the crow skeleton was missing.

Mr. Wartsman: Did you lock it up last night.

Mr. Nolf: I...I thought I did. I was sure that I did.

Mr. Wartsman: Well, maybe we should look at the security cameras and see.

They reviewed the security camera to the time Mr. Nolf locked up his classroom.

Mr. Nolf: I thought I locked it up. But why was it open this morning?

Mr. Wartsman: Might be best if we speed up to later.

So they sped up the camera until they got to the part where the door then opened.

Mr. Nolf: Hey, the door's opening. From the inside. Somebody must have been in the classroom.

They then saw the culprits going out, but it was so dark, they couldn't tell who it was.

Mr. Nolf: But who are they? I can't tell.

Mr. Wartsman: Were there any students in your classroom when you left?

Mr. Nolf: Nope. Sometimes I do make some students stay for after school if they get themselves into trouble, but I didn't yesterday. Yesterday, every student in my classroom left at the usual time.

Mr. Wartsman: You sure there were no students who snuck into the closet?

Mr. Nolf: Nope. I would have noticed if anybody snuck into there.

(Title appears on the screen saying "The Day Before")

Lord Wiz: Rack, Jascal, I want you to go to one of the classrooms of the Medievalgers and spy on them.

Rack: But how will we get into the classroom, Boss?

Lord Wiz: I shall teleport you there. In the closet.

Jascal: But what if somebody goes to look in there?

Lord Wiz: Then hide.

Rack: Alright.

Lord Wiz then waved his wand, and teleported Rack and Jascal into the classroom closet. Nobody would have seen that.

(Present)

Later in the cafeteria, Wallace was with his friends.

Wallace: Today, my biology teacher told the class that somebody had stolen one of the skeletons in the classroom. He said that he locked the classroom last night, but somebody was already in there when he left. And he's sure that every student left when class got out.

Gail: Are you sure everyone?

Benny: Maybe somebody in your class was so good at hiding, he didn't even notice.

Wallace: No, the school has security cameras, he says.

Charisa: And what did he see on the security cameras?

Wallace: Well, the cameras didn't show anybody entering the classroom except for the teacher and students.

Gavin: Are you sure nobody else went in there?

Wallace: (Shakes his head) But the cameras did show that somebody walked out of the classroom with the skeleton when it was late at night, but it was so dark, they couldn't be identified.

Gavin: Maybe we should check out that footage ourselves.

The five of them went to Mr. Wartsman's office.

Mr. Wartsman: What can I help you all with?

Wallace: Mr. Nolf said that somebody was in his classroom last night and took the crow skeleton out, but nobody except him and students were shown entering.

Charisa: Can we take a look at that footage of the crooks leaving the classroom?

Mr. Wartsman: I don't see how that is any of your business. But if you really want to.

They reviewed the clip and the Medievalgers were able to identify that one of them looked like a rat and the other was a weasel.

Gavin: Well, we've looked it over and we at least know what kind of animals each of them were.

Mr. Wartsman: Really? What's that?

Benny: One is a rat and the other is a weasel.

Mr. Wartsman: Well, we do have a lot of rats and weasels at this school, but I never knew any of them would steal a skeleton.

Charisa: We don't think this is a rat or weasel that even goes to this school.

Mr. Wartsman: It's not?

All: Nope.

Mr. Wartsman: Then who are they then?

Benny: That.....we don't know.

Mr. Wartsman: Oh. OK then. Carry on.

The Medievalgers left the office and started talking with one another.

Charisa: Do you think that was Rack and Jascal we saw?

Gavin: It's possible. But how did they even get into the school to begin with?

Then the fairies began making their noises.

Charisa: Looks like we've got a monster to handle.

When they were somewhere nobody could see them, they teleported to the castle.

Iness: Medievalgers, I am so glad you are here. Lord Wiz has sent down a new monster.

Wallace: Was the monster a skeleton?

Iness: .....Yes.

Charisa: And did it look like a crow?

Iness: ....Yes. How did you guess?

Benny: Mystery solved.

Iness: What mystery?

Gavin: It's a long story. We believe that Rack and Jascal stole a crow skeleton from Wallace's biology classroom and had it turned into a monster. Looks like we were right. Let's hurry out there.

The five of them teleported to the scene and all morphed during the teleportation. When they got there, the monster, Crow Bone was there.

Crow Bone: Hahahaha. It's good to see some heroes for me to destroy. (Holds his bone staff and starts to attack with it)

The Medievalgers got out their swords and battled against Crow Bone. They tried slicing the staff in half, but it was too strong.

Gavin: Ugh. Why can't we cut the staff?

Crow Bone: You fools, the staff is too strong for you to do that.

Benny: (Tries breaking it) Ugh!

Charisa: (Tries) ERG!

Wallace: (Tries) Uh!

Gail: (Tries) This is just so strong.

Crow Bone: Told yah. (Knocks her away)

Gail: AAAAH!

Wallace: There must be some way to beat him.

Crow Bone: There is one way, but I'm not telling you what that is, losers! Hahahahaha!

Wallace: This is crazy.

Charisa: Skeletons aren't very strong without muscles. Let's see how you cope with this. (Zips towards Crow Bone, knocking his mask off)

Crow Bone: Hey! Give me back my mask.

Gavin: I get the feeling we have found the monster's weak point. Let's fire at the face guys.

They all charged up their swords and then released an energy ball from each one at Crow Bone's face.

Crow Bone: AAAAAH! This cannot be. (Falls to the ground and explodes)

Benny: Well, he's defeated.

Wallace: But the skeleton's been destroyed.

Charisa: The mask is still here. I'm sure your biology teacher will understand.

The next morning in class, Wallace arrived carrying Crow Bone's mask.

Wallace: Mr. Nolf, I was walking home yesterday, and I found this. (Shows the mask) I think it's what's left of the missing skeleton. The rest of it must have been destroyed.

Mr. Nolf: What makes you think it got destroyed?

Wallace: Well, there's a chance that it was turned into a monster, the Medievalgers managed to defeat the monster, but the skeleton was lost and all that is left is this mask. (Places it on the table) I'm so sorry, Mr. Nolf. I wish there was something I could do to fix this.

Mr. Nolf:  You did your best, Wallace. That's all that matters. Did you ever find out who stole the skeleton to begin with?

Wallace: Most likely two of this villain's evil henchmen took the skeleton and it was turned into a monster.

Mr. Nolf: Well, since you found this mask, Wallace, (Picks up the mask and hands it back) you can keep this.

Wallace: What? I can?

Mr. Nolf: I don't see much use of it if it's just the skeleton's face and not the whole thing. I can order another crow skeleton online. They did give me insurance on it so I can get a new one for a very cheap price.

Wallace: Oh, thank you, Mr. Nolf. Maybe I'll use this for my Halloween costume next month.

Later in the cafeteria, Wallace sat down with his friends wearing the mask.

Gavin: Wallace, why do you still have that mask?

Benny: I thought you were giving it back to your biology teacher.

Wallace: I did, but he let me keep it. He says he can get another crow skeleton.

Charisa: Well that was nice of him.

Gail: It's too bad there's nothing we could have done to save the skeleton. But a monster was a monster and if we did nothing, it would have done some great damage.

Wallace: Yeah. But he was quite understanding about it.

To be continued next chapter.