Innuendos

Across all the videos the channel has made, almost all of them have had innuendoes in them. An innuendo can be everything from a swear/sexual reference to a disturbing thing like urinating to an actual swear. Listed in chronological order are the innuendoes of these videos.

However, words or phrases like "Oh my God" and "Frick" will not be counted, as the happen too often, unless they are used very prominently.

## Toad commits a felony...

(Toad runs around wearing nothing for the first portion of the video.)

Chief Blue: Alright, what happened over here?

Toad: Someone harassed me, but I don't know where he is!

Rocko: No! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK THERE! (when being arrested.)

Dogman: I'm Sonic..... I love you. (as he advances on Tails for a hug.)

## Tax Fraud in the Mushroom Kingdom

(Chief Blue snaps Mario's neck.)

Mario: I hurt my neck! I hurt-a my- oh!

Mario: I'm so sick of this charade! I just wish I was dead!

Sonic: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.

Mario: Oh! Good for you, I hope you die, ha!

## In the Hall of the Mushroom King

(Toad repeatedly jumps on Rocko's head in an attempt to kill him.)

(The characters all have strokes at the end.)

## Siren Head.

(Yoshi plows into Toad with his butt.)

Toad: Oh- \*coughing\* -holy crap, that smelled bad!

(Eventually, everyone is killed by Siren Head.)

## Siren Head, the investigation...

(Mario's body floats by in the lake. Chief Blue is killed shortly afterward.)

## Wario's talk show

Luigi: You see, growing up I never had a big brother.

Wario: Screw you.

Mario: Die, Luigi, DIE! Hahahaw! (After throwing Luigi off the cliff.)

Wario: Yeah! Kill 'em! Now, can you do me a favor and kill yourself?

(Mario jumps off the cliff.)

(Waluigi turns his behind to the camera.)

Wario: Did you just...?

Waluigi: Ha ha, you're so-

Wario: Agh! It smells!

Waluigi: My back! I slipped on an ice cube...

Wario: Good! I hope you dead! I mean-

Rocko: HI WARIO! HOW ARE YA DOIN' TODAY?!

Wario: I wish I was dead!

Rocko: I CAN HELP THAT! I KNOW A GUY WHO DOES THESE SORT OF THINGS AND IT'S HARMLESS! HE JUST POISONS YOU IN YOUR ARM, AND YOU'RE DEAD!

Wario: If it's harmless... then how's it gonna kill me?

Chief Blue: Okay Yoshi, can you tell me why my butt sounds like a bean bag?

## Wario's Forgotten Childhood

(In order for Wario to play the original Alfalfa in "Little Rascals," he would have to have been 92 years old at the time this video was made.)

## Plush Quest Part 1

(Sonic throws up before disappearing.)

Ludwig: Clueless brother! Don't shake him like that! He could have a heart attack, right father? Ha-haw?

Bowser: Yes. It happened once. When I was in Vietnam, fighting for our country. But, not important now...

## Plush Quest Part 2

Mario: I can't find Luigi. Or Dogman, your *number two*.

Chief Blue: (Chuckles, then sighs.)

Mario: I know who is behind this! Bowser Koopa!

Chief Blue: ...Poopa?

Mario: Poopa.

Chief Blue: Koopa?

Mario: Koopa.

Chief Blue: Poop-

Mario: BOWSER KOOPA!

## Plush Quest Part 3

(Mario farts in Larry's face.)

Larry: AUGH!

Mario: I had burritos for lunch. You'll get worse tomorrow.

(Morton hits Waluigi three times in his "genitals.")

## Plush Quest Part 4

(Chief Blue lands on Wendy with his butt.)

## Plush Quest Part 5

(When Mario stutters on the "Shi" part of Yoshi's name, it sounds like he is almost cussing.)

Mario: It's Iggy Koopa!

Springtrap: It's a gecko?

Mario: No.

(When Mario is dancing, he thrusts his pelvis.)

Springtrap: He's petrified.

(Waluigi burps and falls forward. After a long pause, Mario talks.)

Mario: I think he's dead.

## Plush Quest Part 6

Bowser: Feel it with your toes.

Ludwig: I'm disabled, father, I can't do that!

Bowser: I'm sorry... but no one cares.

(Roy has to force Chief Blue out of his butt.)

## Plush Quest Part 7

Bon-Bon: Boy, you really scared da cwap outta him!

Bon-Bon: I'm gonna... throw you off the cliff. (Eerie music cuts in) I gonna do it. You guys are all gonna die. You're all gonna die, y'know. You guys are all gonna die. You're all gonna get it! -Deeh...

Goomba: AW! MY NECK! HOLY CRAP, THAT HURTS! MY NECK! AAA-

## Plush Quest Part 8

(A lot of the video focuses on the characters pooping in the woods. Chief Blue poops on Cagney.)

Bon-Bon: Whoo! That was a good poo! My bum feels so much better!

Bowser: Mr. Man, is it you again? Oh my GOD, I told you, I did NOT run over your kid!

Bon-Bon: I hurt my neck! (When Bon-Bon says "Neck" the "Ne" is pronounced as "Di".)

## Plush Quest Part 9

Waluigi: You wouldn't happen to be helping them, would you?

Harry: Helping who?

Waluigi: Them. The Mar- Mario and Yoshi.

Harry: No, why?

Waluigi: Just wondering. If you were, then I'm afraid I would have to kill you.

Harry: Oh no, he made fun of my hat. (When Harry says "Hat," he pronounces it as "Ath".)

## Plush Quest Part 10

Chief Blue: Should I jump on him?

Mario: Like you did with that female Koopa? That was pretty gross.

Chief Blue: Mwah! Goodnight everybody!

Bon-Bon: Well, *that* guy was bullcrap.

Wario: I gotta go, I gotta pee on this tree. D'OH, I missed!

## Plush Quest Part 11

(Bowser apparently created the Waluigi Clone by farting it out.)

Bowser: D-oohhh, you scared the f-mmh...

## Plush Quest Part 12

Waluigi Clone: Now Bowser, why don't you tell them what you're going to do with your thing here?

Bowser: Yes, you just wanna "asksksks" something?

Waluigi Clone: Well, I was in the closet earlier, and I didn't see my clone in there.

Mario: Come on, Waluigi, we can throw it off.

Bowser: No! Give me the f... bomb!

Chief Blue: Aw, I missed you! I missed my number one.

Dogman: ...uhhh...

Wario: AUGH! I cracked my buttocks on the ground!

## Plush Quest Part 13

Bowser: No! My bomb! (Mispronounces it as "bum")

Mario: What's wrong with your bum?

## The Invitation

(The bell on the timer is a large fart.)

Ludwig: Who's left?! Who the eff is left?!

## Chief Blue goes mad with power

Toad: Well guess what? I just murdered someone!

Chief Blue: Oh, that's all?

(Boo licks Chief Blue.)

Chief Blue: Harassing a police officer!

## Pikachu gets recruited

Waluigi: Wait a minute, there's something yellow- ugh!

Pikachu: Can you get my back?

Pikachu: Is it dangerous, I ne-

Chief Blue: You will get shot and hurt.

Pikachu: It's pretty difficult, so I have to do it where no one will see me.

Pikachu: What's his name? I need to call him. (Referring to Waluigi.)

Chief Blue: Uhhh... Crapface.

Pikachu: MR. CRAPFAAACE! MR. CRAPFAACE!

Cagney: What did you want? I am Mr. Crapface.

Harry: I read somewhere that Pikachus can... be yellow. And turn into Pokeballs.

Chief Blue: Pokeballs? I'll poke *your* ball.

## The Butcher Gang

Mario: I feel like there's something in the air. (Coke flies toward them.)

Toad: I was gonna say love, but okay.

Mario: What're you doing in this neck of the woods. And seriously, it's quite a neck. Look at the size of these trees.

Mario: Well your mistake, *Toad,* had caused him to come over and harass us while we camp.

Edgar: I'm a spider.

Mario: You're not a spider, you're as thin as a shhhhhhhh-oot.

## Grover and a Fart Scientist

(The majority of this episode is about farts.)

## Wario's identical guest stars

Ludwig: So what do you think we should do about this FREAKING DILEMMA?!

Wario: I think we should rip out your lungs so you can never speak again.

Wario: He's dead now, the problem's fixed.

## Bendy and the Frick Machine

(When Mario and Springtrap say 'who", it sounds as if they added an "re" to the end.)

Springtrap: I was gonna say "How did Mario give birth to a smaller version of himself."

Mario: NO! I would never do that! I would never have a son! Haha ha...?

Springtrap: Well, even if you wanted a son... you are the saddest man ever seen.

Mario: Well, I've depressed myself, I'm gonna go take a nap... and never wake up. If you catch my drift.. By the way, you think I should drift? I mean like, y'know, get in the car and go "vroom, crash" into a tree so I can take a forever nap?

Springtrap: Wait, I thought you were dead, Mario!

Mario: Well, I gave it a lot of thought, and I thought. I thought. Thought thought thought. (Sounds like "thot") And I thought that wasn't the way to go, so I got another mushroom. Oh by the way, that sounds pretty disturbing. When you think about it. I chose mushroom over death. (Drug reference.)

(Mario falls face first to below Charley's belt.)

(A few characters were shot.)

## Triple Toad Tantrum

Mario: Well, seeing as how I've been available for over years and years, decades after decades... I'm pretty shishy. If you know what I mean, please buy my new CD, da-da da.

Mario: Toad, I think she's swooning over you.

Toadette: I'm swooning?

Toad: Sorry, he's a little bit DRUNK. He's constantly drunk!

Waluigi: I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna grab you, and take you to my castle!

Chief Blue: You guys broke the law. You assaulted a random Waluigi in the wild.

Ludwig: So you finally went through puberty? Well good. for. ("You" is cut off at the end.)

## SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET

Luigi: You scared the crap outta that little... mozzarella stick.

Mario: Y'know... I wish I had a gun in my holster. (Boris backs off.)

## WARIO SUCKS

Wario: Well, you're on the Wario SUCKS channel!

Link: Do you know what "sucks" means?

Wario: (hesitates) ...no?

## Plastic money theft in the Mushroom Kingdom

Mario: He was laying his hands on me!

Chief Blue: Yeah?

Mario: It was really unpleasant. Bowser... I'm not that kind of man.

Waluigi: (sees Toadette) Oh hi! I remember trying to kidnap you.

Toad: (In the distance) Honey, can I have your credit card?

Toad: (Onscreen) HA! Take that, B-word, I got the credit card! You jive turkey!

Mario: Oh no, I'm even smaller. Look what you guys did to me. If I had my credit card, I could've bought a few mushrooms and went back to normal size-oh wait, that sounded weird.

Bon-Bon: Don't get any ideas. Butthead.

Mario: Wait, if they are the mushroom people, then what've me and Luigi been eating these past thirty years?

## In the God Forsaken Woods

Toad: We're not doing this again! You idiot! Shut up, shut up! Shut yo fat mouf-uh!

Mario: Agh! What's wrong with you?!

Toad: Just grilling his face!

Waluigi: ACK! Oh my god! (now Ludwig-esque voice) LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY VOICE! MY SKIN IS BUBBLING! I SEE A BOOOooonneee...

Mario: You purple bunny rabbit who is on... drug. Don't do drug. He is on drug. (In song) You don't do drug / But he's on drug

Toad: Don't do drug!

Mario: He's on drug!

Toad: Snug as a bug on a- okay come here!

Small Mario: It caused so much damage... that I have lost one of my power-ups.

Mario: Oh, that was a good pee.

## BLOOPER #2- Spongebob, spies, and screaming

Ludwig: F is for GET THE F-FREAK OUTTA MY HOUSE!!! (He stutters on the "F" in freak, as if to say something else.)

(When Toad is saying, "Having a stroke," Gaminguy567's finger is in between his legs to move them.)

Mario: Why do you always hold your hammer beside your head like it's a phone. Are you a spy?

Harry: Oh shish, he's on to me. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

(Mario said he was going to go take a nap with Waluigi.)

## Ludwig sleeps tonight

(The episode is just Ludwig landing on Cagney's nose, butt-first.)

## BLOOPER #3- WARIO. IS. DEAD.

(The video starts out of Wario's back end.)

Luigi: You can't scare the crap out of them I you want to sell them st-

Ludwig: If I want to scare the CRAP out of them... I'll use a STICK!

Springtrap: So to bring back the guy named Wario, you're gonna have to... go into his corpse... That might be a bit too much.

(Long pause.)

Springtrap: You're s'posed to, walk over to his body... and lick it.

(Ludwig appears to die.)

Springtrap: ... Well that's too much to cut out. This is another BLOOPER episode. Okay... mmmmh-

Mario: Oh, Jesus Christ.

## The Pollinator

(Springtrap's lower neck is seen dangling after he hangs himself.)

(At least four people die in this episode, but none are permanent.)

## Milkman.

Bon-Bon: They fired me because... I kept drinking all the milk. And I kept spitting it in 'cuz it tastes like crap. And because... uhhh... they found poo in it one day, because I thought they were toilets.

Bon-Bon: Well guess what? I dunno where he went, so... yeah. Eff everything.

## Stuffy Survivor Episode 1

(When Springtrap says "Shoot" he almost sounds like he is cussing.)

(Multiple characters are called "buttholes.")

(In an unreleased blooper, Mario was so mad at The Devil, that he said "You go to hell and die.")

## Stuffy Survivor Episode 2

(Lemmy is brutally microwaved to death.)

Toad: We're just following / Ancient history / If I strip for you / Will you strip for me?

King Dice: Good god, no!

The Devil: NOOOOO!

(Morton says "this spaghet tastes like piss!")

The Devil: God, King Dice, you on drugs again?

## Bacon Soup, Foul Language, and a Key

(Multiple fake cuss words are censored in this episode.)

## Stuffy Survivor Episode 3

The Devil: Never show your face here again, you drunk.

The Devil: Take that, d-word!

Toad: Are you sure this is legal? We could die!

The Devil: No, to be honest, I don't really care whatever the frick happens to any of you out there, you're uh... expendable, I can replace you very easy.

Ludwig: God dangit to heck! You piece of sh- (scene cuts)

Wario: -iitake mushrooms are my favourite thing to eat!

Harry: Why are we standing by each other? That's creepy, I don't even know you.

Morton: I just can't wait until I... have a baby... from my bottom.

Harry: W-what the heck are you talking about?

Waluigi: What a beautiful day in the stranger's house.

Bon-Bon: Hey look at that, a drunk guy just got taken!

Springtrap: I ate someone.

Mario: ... William Afton? That was 84 years ago.

Springtrap: No, I ate Bowser Koopa. Look, here's his corpse.

Mario: But if you committed cannibalism, how is his corpse still there?

Mario: I think we're about to get shot-OW MY NECK!

Springtrap: Yeah, where's the neighbor? I wanna kill him and eat him too.

Springtrap: Wario! Hey Wario! )camera zooms in) He's been shot.

Springtrap: Hegghhhh, I'm so glad we escaped from that potato-eatin' shish.

King Dice: Hey! It's me, King Dice.

Springtrap: Oh crap!

King Dice: I just want you to know-

Springtrap: Did you see me cheatin'?

King Dice: What are you doing?

Springtrap: I was eatin' another contestant.

King Dice: Fudge you!

(Toad snaps Sonic's neck)

King Dice: Camera man, what the fudge are you doing?

Bryce101cory: Shoot his butt!

Waluigi: My assets!