Sheev Palpatine

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## Sheev Palpatine

### Died

ALTA+35, Exegol (possessed Rey Deltarune)

### Affiliation

* Siths
* Galactic Republic
* Count Dooku Fan Club (secretly)
* Galactic Empire
* Final Order
* Penis Pump Monthly Subscription

### Likes

The Dark Side, lightning, politics, spinning, dancing, laughing, unlimited power, Stormtroopers, being in charge, betraying people, forming overly intricate plans to topple his enemies and threats to his power, telling everyone that said plans are going exactly as he has foreseen and writing novels about himself

### Dislikes

Jedis, Count Dooku Fan Club, Nightsisters, Rebel Alliance, First Order, Resistance, Galactic Republic 2, people with at least two lightsabers

**Sheev “The Senate” “Creamy Sheevie” Frank Palpatine**, also known as **Darth Sidious** or **Darth Sheevious** (sources vary) was the final and most powerful Sith to have ever lived in the history of The Galaxy. Sheev Palpatine is the loving father of his daughter, Sheev Palpatine Jr., his son, Anakin Skywalker and a mistake, Snoke Palpatine, along with the rest of the Snoke species. He served as the former Sith master of Dennis Opress, Dooku and Anakin Skywalker.

Starting out as a humble senator of his homeworld, Naboo, Palpatine originally rose to power only to publish his novel, *The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise* talking about how he actually murderd a sleeping old person at a retirement home against the wishes of the Jedi Order. Using the skills taught from his former master, Darth Plagueis the Wise, whom he also betrayed, he manipulated his way into becoming the Grand Chancellor of the Galactic Republic, of which he reformed into the first Galactic Empire after eliminating the Jedi and finally publishing his magnum opus shortly after. As the first Emperor of The Galaxy, Palpatine continued to expand and enforce his greatness upon more worlds, until he was thrown down an elevator shaft and exploded by his own apprentice, Anakin Skywalker. Afterward, little known to Skywalker, Sheev had survived being blown up at the bottom of the elevator shaft and even survived the explosion of the Death Star 2, though his body was extremely weakened and destroyed because of it. In secret, he hid to become a cyborg puppet on Exegol and started forming the First Order as a front for him to rebuild the Galactic Empire behind the scenes. He attempted to have himself cloned to transfer his body into his new one, though unfortunately his DNA was far too damaged so he had to settle for an imperfect female clone of himself who kept trying to run away from him due to his ugliness. In time, his daughter bore a daughter of her own, Rey Deltarune, who later reunited with Sheev on Exegol and killed him, fulfilling his wishes and transferring his soul into her body. With his experience in her youthful body, Sheev Palpatine was effectively the most powerful being in the entire universe, even being able to turn the power of the Wills against themselves with nothing against him in his path against universe domination.

## Biography

### The Final Order

In ALTA+35, Sheev sent out a broadcast to The Galaxy announcing his return and revealing that he wasn't actually dead. No one really cared until HoloNet News reported that the broadcast had interrupted the ongoing Fortnite Battle Royale.

## Relationships

### Family

* Anakin Skywalker - Son
* Ben Solo - Great-grandson
* Leia Oregano - Granddaughter
* Padme Amidala - Daughter-in-law
* Sans Deltarune - Son-in-law
* Sheev Palpatine Jr. - Daughter
* Snoke Palpatine - Son
* Rey Deltarune - Granddaughter

### Allies

* Final Order
	+ Enric Pryde
* Galactic Empire
	+ Mas Amedda
	+ Thrawn
	+ Wilhuff Tarkin - BFF
* Spanish Inquisition
	+ El Gran Inquisidor
* Alfonso - Barber

### Enemies

* Count Dooku Fan Club
	+ Dooku - Former apprentice
* Jedi Order
	+ Agen Kolar - Victim
	+ Even Piell
	+ Kit Fisto - Victim
	+ Mace Windu - Victim
	+ Saesee Tiin - Victim
	+ Yoda
* Jedi Order 2
	+ Luke Skywalker
* Nightsisters
	+ Asajj Ventress
	+ Talzin - Ex-girlfriend
* Rebel Alliance
	+ Ahsoka Tano
	+ Ezra Bridger
* Darth Plagueis the Wise - Former master and victim
* Dennis Opress - Former apprentice
* Fives
* Savage Opress - Victim

## Trivia

* Sheev didn't really know how to count, but no one was brave enough to call him out on it.
* Sheev’s alcoholic father, Tom Palpameme (he changed his name after people kept making fun of him) came up with the name Sheev while he was shaving. Unfortunately, Tom ate shaving cream and died
* Jesus is God
* Sheev published the Bestselling book *Everything I Say Is Right*

## See also

* *Everything I Say Is Right*
* Final Order
* Galactic Empire
* Great Jedi Deletion
* Order 66
* Rey Deltarune
* *The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise*