Centrists

"Donut Theory - The unofficial logo of centrism"

* Moderate Lee (formerly, forced into joining the International Union of Nationalists)
* Dead Centrist (formerly, deceased)
* Lil' Nazbol (formerly, expropriated)

*"We're all gonna fucking die."*
- Radical Centrist (Centricide 1)
The **League of Anti-Anti Centrists** (Also called the **centrists** or **Centrist Menace**) is an organization of political ideologies that embody some form of centrism. They are opposed to political change, and their purpose is to maintain the status quo at all costs. They are the main enemies of Jreg and the anti-centrism movement.

## Ideology and Theories

Centrism as an ideology is very neutral and loosely defined. However, there are certain terminologies and certain theories that can help identify a centrist.

### **Overton Window**

The Overton window is the area of acceptable debate in the political spectrum. If anyone has opinions outside this window, it is considered extreme, and the mainstream will most likely dismiss it entirely. Most centrists lie in The Overton window, but there are some exceptions, e.g. Radical Centrist.

### **Horseshoe Theory**

Horseshoe theory postulates that the further left or the further right a person goes, the more those ideologies start to share similarities. Horseshoe Centrists will use this theory to justify centrism.

### **Donut Theory**

Donut theory postulates that the political spectrum can be mapped like a donut, where everything the donut touches has themes of radicalization, dissatisfaction with the status quo, violence, and extremism. Therefore, everything outside the center of the political spectrum is equally crazy.

## Members

### **Dead Centrist**

Dead Centrist has all of his opinions lie in the exact middle of the political compass. He is the framework for all centrists. He was revealed by Radical Centrist to be deceased in "The League of Anti-Anti Centrists".

### **Political Nihilist**

Although Political Nihilist doesn't believe in centrist theory, he believes that the political system is rigged and that he can't do anything about it, so he shouldn't even try. Because of his lack of effect on politics, this makes him a Dead Centrist in practice. He dresses in a sort of goth style. He is also able to shoot lightning out of his fingers and this lightning can sometimes zap the extremism out of someone. He was almost successful in zapping the extremism out of Anarcho-Communist in Centricide 3, but Anarcho-Communist was able to kill him with his bat. Ape-Political shortly after finished the job and turned Anarcho-Communist into Post Left, a less extreme form of anarchy that has no ties to communism.

### **Ape-Political**

Ape-Political has no interest in political issues and believe no one else should care about politics either. This ape serves the centrist league by beating apathy, figuratively and literally, into anyone who tries to change anything. He is currently dead or at least appears to be as of Centricide 3.

### **Anti-Radical**

Anti-Radical fears extremism above all else. He coerces people back into the overton window, mostly through violence. His main weapon of choice is his knife. If one is cut with this knife they will too become a centrist. This effect will dissipate if the radical centrist is defeated as shown when Anarcho-Capitalist shot radical centrist allowing him and libertarian to return to their original political ideologies in Centricide 4.

### **Horseshoe Centrist**

Horseshoe Centrist believes that all political extremes are the exact same and therefore bad. He is the main proponent of horseshoe theory. His purpose is to prevent extremism by convincing people that all extremes are alike. He dresses in a southern/western style resembling a cowboy.

### **Moderate Lee**

Moderate's opinions lie entirely in the overton window. His purpose is to prevent extremism by solving problems through compromise.

### **Radical Centrist**

Radical Centrist is the leader of the centrist league. He has the ability to use any political theory or tactic regardless of what area of the political spectrum it originates. Radical Centrist mobilizes the other centrists to take action, extreme if necessary, to maintain the league's survival.

### **Libertarian**

Libertarian was briefly a part of the centrists, under Radical Centrist's plan to turn him into a Neoliberal, but he was saved and taken to found Ancapistan with Ancap.