Marshwater

Marshwater is a country in the world of BOX.

#### Talonsfernley

Talonsfernley is a historical town and the largest in Region West. Notable sites include Talons Fernley Memorial Park, the Talons Fernley Library, the Talonsfernley Museum of Talons Fernley, the Talons Fernley Laundry and Dry Cleaners, and the Talons Fernley Park System with the Talons Fernley Sculpture Garden. The town is also known for its connection with bird people, particularly Talons Fernley herself. The Talons Fernley Festival of Talonsfernley is held every December 4th, where every resident in the town (yes, every resident (yes, that includes the dead)) dresses up as Talons Fernley and parades around every corner before ending on Manchester Street, the town's main street. The Talonsfernley Museum of Talons Fernley is a museum that showcases the life and death of Talons Fernley. Despite the supposed Talons Fernley not being born until 1974, the museum in its entirety has existed since the town was founded. The very first street dedicated in the town was 74th Street. 22nd Street houses every single cemetery in the town. 74th Street crosses Manchester Street and 22nd Street crosses Avenues A and C. Another festival in the town occurs every February 20th on Manchester Street in which every known abusive male partner is shot to death in public. The town also has an unusually large underground housing complex made of bricks that has its own services, said to be inspired by "where Talons Fernley found who Talons Fernley was and what Talons Fernley is", according to the Talonsfernley City Council. This area is known as the "Liberation District".

### The Lake Region

#### Daniel

Daniel is the capital of Marshwater, named after Daniel himself.

### Region of Leyfern Stalon

#### Marshwater Waterville Town

Marshwater Waterville Town is the hub and largest city in Marshwater.

### Major Separated Entities

#### Horseland

Horseland is a controversial and notorious separatist state within Marshwater, mainly known for allowing horses to roam free in the state despite laws in Marshwater and for the government's frustration attempting to purge the state.

### Other Separated Entities

* Daniel - 23 entities named Daniel, owned by Daniel)
* The Glorious Empire of Das Auto - Small area owning one countryside house and a bit of a forest.
* Republic of Singular House - A republic owning two houses in Marshwater Waterville Town.
* The Rise of Mexico - The Rise of Mexico officially owns a farm and eight houses but has tinier claims throughout every part of country. There are 1,026 in total.
* Kingdom of Jerusalem -
* Marshwater Watering Marsh Marshistitius City of the City of Independence - A small area encompassing a neighborhoods in Marshwater Waterville Town, 56 houses in total. The Republic of Singular House has declared war on them in the past.
* Anglo Sam - A small island off the eastern side of the Large River mouth.
* Cl'o Van'n I'an Drob - A small island off the eastward coast.

## Politics

### Laws

#### General

* If an individual were to insult Daniel, they would be banished from Marshwater. If this individual was a horse, they would face being cut up, fried, dipped in sauce, being put into a box, thrown into the ocean, and bombed by personal aircraft.
* Due to the historical phrase, "Damn Daniel," and how it can either have a positive or negative connotation, anyone who dares to say this historically enriched phrase must testify before a court conducted by a 78-year-old man. If there are somehow no 78-year-old men around, a 78-year old woman. If there is no 78-year-old woman around, then it switches back to men. If there is somehow neither in this large country, then... 78 year old kelp? Who knows? If the person explains how they used the word, they would either be let off with freedom for using it positively or banished from the country if used negatively. If the person refuses to specify after thirty times, the judge must loudly burp and throw a rock forwards along with a flipped coin. If the rock hits anywhere above the ground, the coin's judgement correct. If not, the judge must try again 10 more times. If five coins in a row have a wrong judgement, the judge can go home and dismiss the person involved to be free. If the person is let free and they are a bald man, the bald man must flip a coin himself and the coin's judgement would not matter. Not flipping a coin would result in banishment. If the person is let free and they are a woman, they must metaphorically punch "Daniel" then kiss him using the air. Not doing so would result in an in-person visit with Daniel to kiss him. If a person is let free and they are wearing yellow and green stripes with a green top hat and a brown bag, they must be questioned thoroughly. Any question they answer would be put off as wrong and they would be banished. If they’re a horse, they will be put to death.
* Necrophilia is illegal against horses, because anyone who decides to have sex with a horse is considered “horrible” by Daniel and will either be banished or executed by random decision. Everyone found breaking this law has been executed. No other form of necrophilia has been written in the official laws, but anyone who has acted upon any other form has also been executed, but slightly “less harsh”.
* Saying the letters L, M, P, O and W in five minutes of each other does not have any punishment, but if you claim that it does have a punishment, you will be given a very warm bath by Daniel before being thrown into another bath filled with cold water and ice cubes. If you're a horse, you will face death.
* If a rabbit is caught breaking a law (something impossible), the person responsible will be forced to pay Daniel absolutely nothing in some way other than just not giving him anything (for example, giving him money and then requesting it as a loan). If a rabbit is caught breaking a law (something impossible) by a horse, the horse will be kicked ten repeated times by a professional horse kicker before being driven over by two trucks and then being shot in the head using a old western revolver.
* If a horse were to have an observed will to sniff Daniel’s crotch, they are allowed to be shot on site. This observed will can be interpreted in several ways and any accusation will be assumed as true and not put up for trial, but if the person calling the accusation wore a green and yellow striped shirt, a green top hat, and a brown bag, they would be put to death as well.
* If any individual within the country of Marshwater, whether they were a native, or a tourist from countries such as Arsestonia, Cumanabed, and others, they will not be convicted if they say the word “you”. It’s a convictionless word with no effect on any resident or non-resident passing through Marshwater, not even people with green and yellow striped shirts, green top hats, and brown bags. Yes, really. Daniel may not and will not convict anyone for specifically saying “you” in any given context or situation, as can no one else. If a horse said the word “you”, they would be put to death.
* If a person is drinking an alcoholic beverage and stops at the fiftheenth bottle, they will be put to death with a gun shot from a machinegun. If a horse even manages to drink an alcoholic beverage, they will be stoned to death, unless the horse has managed to SOMEhow drink over nine bottles of said alcoholic beverage without being noticed, at which point they will have their back left leg cut off before being put in the middle of the road and forcibly banished from the town in the direction of oncoming traffic.
* **Alright, this next one is complicated, so it's coming in the form of a chart. Text might come later but we're not sure if we want to do that. You can view the full chart for the law here.**

#### Timed

* Every Tuesday of March, shoes must be called "Daniel". - Punishment: Heavy fine, death for horses
* Every Saturday of July, bags must be called "Daniel". - Punishment: Light fine, death for horses
* Every Wednesday of October, the hands on a woman with blonde hair must be called "Daniel". - Punishment: Life in prison, death for horses
* Every August 7th from 13:22:32 until 17:30:58 every mailbox in 30 meters of your house must be called "Daniel". Must be absolutely exact. - Punishment: Decided by two die. The first die is six-sided, at least if you don't decide to get shot in the head before rolling. Odd numbers mean death, even numbers mean you get to roll the second. If it rolls from 1-7, you get 5 years in prison. 8 is death. 9-12 is 4.89 years in prison. 13-15 is death. 15-18 is being forced to burn half of your belongings. If you get a a 1-7 or a 9-12, you have to flip a coin. If it lands on tails, you have to roll the second die again. If you get a 1-7 or a 9-12 again, you get to flip a coin again. If, again, it lands on tails, you have to roll the second die again. If you somehow get a 1-7 or a 9-12 yet again, you are put on "the waitlist", a creatively named waitlist made specifically for people who have broken this law, being annual. "Judgement Day" happens on August 8th at 8:29, around the time everyone arrives. The leader, Daniel, has to decide what happens to these people... with a dart throw. He throws it at a target (he's really good at throwing things! We love Daniel quite a lot at times!) at least 23 times, only a limit because democracy or whatever. He can also decide which times don't count. If he somehow misses the target all 23 times, you get to roll the second die again, but if not, you die immediately. If you manage to get a 1-7 or a 9-12 yet again, somehow, literally in some way no one can fathom, Daniel has to throw darts at a new target (you). If it hits you in any spot other than your forehead, you get to reroll. Otherwise, you die immediately. If you somehow, SOMEhow, manage to get a 1-7 or a 9-12 YET AGAIN, you are burned at the stake in public in the main square of Daniel for witchcraft. Any horses found breaking this law will face a coin toss. If the coin lands on tails, the horse will be thrown down from a rooftop and shot 57 times with a revolver. If it lands on heads, the horse will be thrown down from a rooftop and shot 57 times with a revolver. In the rare event that the coin may somehow against physics land on its side, the horse will be thrown down from a rooftop and shot 117 times with a revolver. The owner of the horse will have to pay for getting the horse up on the rooftop. If the owner doesn't pay, the owner will be arrested, forced to pay and let free. If the owner is unable to pay due to lacking the required amount of money, they will be indebted to Daniel personally to collect the required amount in two months and one week. If the horse does not have an owner, then the horse's body will be sold for the exact price bringing it up to the roof would have cost. If no one wants to buy the horse after a whole year of trying, Daniel will personally curse at the remains of the horse for five minutes before burning them in a massive campfire. If the owner manages to comply or not comply to these laws, they will still be banished from the country for bringing horses to Marshwater.

## Notes

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