Tex's Wedding

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Rohan, Toppy, Dave, and I were setting up the reviving equipment, so we could revive all of the characters that Tex killed to save the multiverse. It felt like the inside of the Ghostbusters Lab, if you will. The other members of our team were standing guard and making sure that no enemy caught us.

"Well, this is it," said Toppy. "Once we defeat Tex, the multiverse will be saved.

"Hey," I said. "What is like the craziest THX trailer that you guys have encountered?"

"Well, I reckon that you've met a lot of the enemies from those trailers," said Rohan, with a laugh. "But I'd say Tex and Randall, due to the amount of gore in that trailer."

"That's nothing," said Toppy. "Kadin, Dave, and I encountered a playable Indie Games Trailer, that had games like FNAF, Friday Night Funkin, and Undertale."

"So, it was like a video game?" asked Rohan.

"Pretty much," I said.

"That is actually pretty creative," said Rohan.

"I'm lame," said Dave. "The best that I've encountered was a Netflix Trailer that featured Squid Game."

"Dude," I said. "Let's go back to the lame part quickly, because you are not lame."

"Thanks, man," said Dave. "I'm not saying that I'm lame."

"I know," I said. "But it's the self-talk. You are awesome, man! All of you. Soak that in."

"Thanks, man," said Dave. "Really needed to here that today."

"So, Kadin, are you going into this battle dressed like a youth pastor or..." asked Toppy.

"Don't worry," I said, as a morphed into my new suit, inspired by Spider-Man and Iron Man. "I made this suit myself during our trip."

"OK, guys," said Rohan. "The wedding is starting."

He wasn't kidding! I put my ear to the door and heard both Oceanna and Tex's walk song. Bois Lie by Avril Lavigne and Machine Gun Kelly was the song instead of the initially planned Lucy. But Tex was still playing his guitar for both songs. After Tex's song, Oceanna walked down the aisle to the unreleased song, Lifeline by Jxdn. As Toppy said, all three musicians were being forced to play these songs against their will, as I could see Doc Ock, Green Goblin, and Electro holding guns to their heads.

"We have to save those musicians as well!" I said.

"OK, we will," said Rohan.

"I have a plan," said Cyborg Kadin. "We'll go revive Tex's victims."

"Then, we take out the villains one at a time," added Iron Kadin.

"Now you guys got it down!" I said, impressed that my team was now working as a team. "Let's do this!"

"Wait, wait, wait!" said Toppy, as he held me, Rohan, and Dave. "I love you guys."

"Thank you," said Me, Dave, and Rohan, as we ran to our areas.

"Does anyone object to the marriage of this lovely couple?" asked the rabbi. "Speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I object!" I yelled, as I burst in the door.

"You again?!" yelled Tex. "I thought Carnage ate you and your friends!"

"You were wrong," I said. "Oceanna, I know you think I'm weird. I know you think I'm a screw-up. But I will treat you better than this psychopath can ever treat you. Look at what he did to Teresa and his own children."

At that moment, Mr. Rod, Officer J, and Dr. Murtis burst into the room as well.

"Where is he?!" all three of them yelled.

"There you guys are," said Rod and Tex at the same time. "Death to you, father."

"NOOO!" yelled the rabbi.

"Not you, father," said Tex and Rod, reassuring the rabbi. "You, father."

"Oh crap!" yelled Mr. Rod and Dr. Murtis, trying to retreat.

"What are you guys doing?" I said.

"This is worst than we thought," said Mr. Rod, frantically. "We are outnumbered!"

"Well, Rohan, Toppy, and Dave are reviving Tex's victims to battle with us," I said.

"What if that doesn't help?" asked Dr. Murtis.

"It's OK," said Mr. Rod. "We never liked Rod anyways. So, congratulations to the happy couple, but we are leaving now."

"Kadin," said Tex, playfully.

"One minute," I said. "Mr. Rod. Dr. Murtis. Please. Help me out here. If you do, I will make Tex good! He will be a hero!"

"You promise?" asked Dr. Murtis.

"I promise!" I said.

Dr. Murtis, Mr. Rod, Officer J, and I got into our battle stances, and were getting ready for the victims of Tex to be revived.

(To be continued...)