The Sitting Pirate

## Characters

* Brandy
* Bart
* Oliv
* Arion
* Kameron
* Clara
* Danial
* Lilac
* Toby
* Blake
* Kimana
* Erik
* Luis

## Script

[Fredrick’s Arcade. Dining Area. Brandy is talking to Bart, who is holding Toby in his arms.]

**Brandy**: "Bart, are you sure that you can keep a close eye on Toby? I mean, dealing with a baby can be tough-- especially if it's your first time."

**Bart**: "Oh, trust me Brandy. I'll be alrighty. Toby be a good lad, so he won't be much trouble."

**Brandy**: "Hmm. Well, okay if you say so."

**Bart**: [Smiles] "Don't worry, Brandy. Now where's the little fella? Toby? Toobbyy? Where ya be at lil' mellow?"

**Brandy**: "..Bart, you're holding him."

**Toby**: [Points to himself] "Me here."

**Bart**: "Oh, right! Hehe. Off you go, lass!" [He pushes Brandy out the door] "I've got everything we need."

[Bart closes the door and smiles. He lifts Toby in the air as he laughs.]

**Bart**: "We'd be gettin' along just fine. 'Cause you don't ask any rather difficult questions."

[Toby suddenly soils himself; like all babies do. He laughs as Bart sighs.]

[Later, it shows Bart taking some toys out for Toby. He lays them out on the floor for Toby is play with.]

**Bart**: "Okay' little mellow. You play with the toys and i'll be layin' right over there.

[Bart pats Toby's head and lays down right in front of a TV. Toby plays with some of the toys for a few minutes but eventually gets bored. He looks at the TV and Bart and then gets an idea. He waddles over to the TV and climbs on top of it. He then dives onto Bart, making him scream.]

**Bart**: [Groans] "I guess playing toys didn't work out either, huh?"

[Bart puts Toby in a pram stroller and then walks out the arcade pushing him in it.]

**Bart**: "Why don't we go to the park? It's easy and simple.."

**Toby**: "Park park!"

**Bart**: "Park it is!"

[At the park, Bart places Toby in the sandbox with all the other babies.]

**Bart**: "Okay, lil' mellow. You sit here and ill be over there watching you."

[The scene switches to a sleeping Bart on the bench. Suddenly, Oliv starts shaking him. Bart wakes up screaming gibberish.]

**Bart**: "AYE!! I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEA-- Oh. It's just you, Oliv. When did you get here?"

**Oliv**: "Well, I was already here and saw you! Heh. What are you doing here?"

**Bart**: "Well, I'm watching Toby." [His eyes widen] "Oh, crap! Toby!" [He looks at the sandbox and notices Toby not there. He then sees Toby crawling away.] "OLIV, WE HAVE A BABY ON THE LOOSE!"

**Oliv**: "We? Isn't he your responsibility?"

**Bart**: "Come on, Oliv. If you help me, i'll buy you as many cupcakes as you want."

**Oliv**: "DEAL!!"

[She grabs hold of Bart's hand as they go around the park chasing Toby. Toby crawls onto the merry-go-round. Oliv tries to grab him, but a kid spins her around so fast, she flies off and hits a tree. *Toby is swinging on the baby swings and Bart is swinging on one as well to try to catch him. Toby flies off his swing and lands softly on the sandbox and crawls off to the big kid playground. He crawls across a bridge, goes down a pole, and slides down the blue tube slide while Bart thinks he went down the red one. Oliv goes down the red tube slide and crashes into Bart. Toby crawls into the baby tunnel and Bart sees he stopped in the middle of it.]*

**Oliv:** *[blocking a bunch of other babies from entering.]* "Ugh! Wait your turn!"

*[Bart goes in and grabs Toby.]*

**Bart:** "Gotcha!"

*[Oliv can't hold the other babies back.]*

**Oliv:** "THIS IS NOT POLITE, KIDS!"

*[The babies crawl and push the two kids out of the tube. Toby is caught in the pile of babies.]*

**Bart:** "Toby!" *[grabs the baby]* "Let's get you home, Toby."

*[Back at the arcade.]*

**Bart:** "Well, that was a nightmare. At least we got home safe."*[The baby starts crying]*

**Bart:** "It's okay. Don't cry."

**Oliv:** "Shh..."

**Bart:** "Hey, is there something different about Toby?"

*[The baby has more hair than Toby and eyelashes. Her pacifier is a different color, too. That’s because the baby was Lilac.]*

**Bart and Oliv:** "BECAUSE THAT'S NOT Toby!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" *[look again]* "WE TOOK THE WRONG BABY!"

*[Bart gets a call and sees who it is.]*

**Bart:** "It be Brandy! She's on her way home!"

*[The kids scream and hurry back to the park to get Toby and bring the baby back. The stroller breaks loose and goes down a hill and they chase after the stroller only for it to come down toward them on another hill, going back and forth between chasing the stroller and being chased by it until it finally comes to a complete stop.]*

**Bart:** "There was probably a better way to do that."

*[They get back to the park and look for Toby.]*

**Oliv:** "Where is he?"

**Bart:** "I don't know."

*[They check other babies' strollers.]*

**Bart:** "Sorry!"

**Oliv:** "Sorry, my bad!"

**Bart:** "Cute kid!" *[spots Toby]* "There! That must be him!"

*[A person is taking Toby into his car.]*

**Bart and Oliv:** "WAIT! STOP!"

*[Bart faceplants on the windshield and scares the guy.]*

**Oliv:** "Excuse me, sir. I believe this belongs to you." *[returns the baby]*

*[The stranger looks in the rear view mirror and sees Toby waving at him.]*

**Toby:** *[babbling]* "Hi!"

**Daniel:** "Darn! I always do this!" *[Daniel’s car starts to drive off without him]*

**Oliv** “Uhh…Bart…the car…ITS MOVING!!!”

**Bart**: “WHAT?!?” *[Toby is somehow driving the car]*

**Toby**: La La La La! *[he hits many pedestrians]* La La La La! *[he crashes through Clara and Kameron]*

**Arion:** *[crushed by the building when Toby hits it]* Ouch!

*[A small birthday party is going on featuring Micah, Blake, Erik, Kiamana, and Luis.]*

**Partygoers:** “Erik, happy birthday! Happy Birthday!” *[Toby runs over them]* “My leg!” *[Cut to a time skip that says “1 hour later”]*

**Arion**: *[Pops up]* “1 hour later”

**News Reporter:** *[Toon Town is now on fire and kids are running around on fire]* So much destruction... this reporter asks, "Why?" Local consensus places the blame on this negligent, selfish caretaker who- *[Toby runs him over]* Oof!

**Toby:** “La la la la!”

**Reporter:** “Let's- not- use that take.” *[Cut to Bart dodging a falling building and Oliv climbing out of a hole. She is instantly ran over again by Toby]*

**Bart**: “OLIV!!!”

**Oliv**: *[Catches and holds on to the car]* “WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!” *[Gets launched off the car and into The Colors Castle. It explodes from a distance]*

**Bart**: [Gasps and turns to Daniel] What do we do?!

**Daniel**: “You know what?! I’m gonna save my lil sister! Tell my girlfriend I love her!” *[Pushes Bart and jumps in front of the car]* “COME! GET! SOME!!!” *[The car rams into Daniel sending him into The Sun, screaming]*

**Bart**: *[Smiles and looks at the screen]* “Well, I guess it’s up to me!” *[Hides inside a bush and sneaks on the car, which is has now stopped]* “I’ll sneak up on them, unseen, and catch them by surprise-“ *[A truck accidentally rams into Bart and sends him flying into the car. He gets stuck in the window]* Hi, Toby!

**Lilac**: *[Babbles]* “Bad Guys!” *[Pokes Bart’s eye and he flees]*

**Bart**: “Ow! My eyeball!” *[falls back] “*Agh! Little”- *[Oliv catches up and helps Bart up]*

**Oliv**: “I have one idea!” *[Brings in a giant cake]*

**Bart**: “Oh, cool! Yo, Toby! We made a pizza cake for you!” *[The Car stops and acts like an excited dog and sits in front of the cake. Toby and Lilac jump into the cake and devour it]* “Nice job, Oliv! It worked!”

**Oliv**: *[nervous]* “Uhh…Bart…?! That wasn’t my plan…”

**Bart**: “Huh? Then what we your plan?” *[Toby and Lilac stop eating when they find a nuclear bomb implanted at the bottom of the cake]*

**Toby**: “Me share with Bart”! *[Toby and Lilac pick up the cake and walks forward and trips on a rock]* “Oops!” *[the bomb flies into Bart’s face in slow-motion, causing an explosion in Toon Town the size of an atomic bomb, knocking over buildings in the process. Cut to outer space and the explosion covers half the planet’s size. Lilac is also shown being flung out of the planet’s atmosphere and Daniel watches.]*

**Bart:** *[the town is now decimated]* Ouch.

[Back at the arcade, Toby is fast asleep in a baby carrier. Bart and Oliv wipe sweat off their foreheads, but are both covered in ash. Toby however is perfectly fine.]

**Bart**: "Glad that's over with."

**Oliv**: "Yeah.."

[The front door opens and Brandy comes in.]

**Brandy**: "I'm home! Oh, hi Bart, hi Oliv. Hey, was Toby a good boy today?"

**Bart**: [hesitates, inhales and then nods, with a fake smile.] "Mhm! He was a good boy!"

**Oliv**: "Wait, what? Didn't he--" [Bart covers her mouth]

**Bart**: "I'm buying you those cupcakes, aren't I?" [Oliv nods as Bart removes his hand from her mouth]

**Brandy**: "Oh, that's good." [She sees Toby sleeping] "Aw, what an angel!" [She picks up Toby and starts taking him up to his room] "Thanks, Bart!"

**Bart**: *[folds arms]* "Mhm... he be an "angel" alright..."

**Oliv**: "Now, about those cupcakes.."

**Bart**: "Oh yeah. I forgot to mention I don't have.. money today."

**Oliv**: "YOU WHAT?!"

[Oliv angrily chases Bart. Cut to outer space, Daniel is floating around in the atmosphere and suddenly Lilac floats by Daniel]

**Daniel**: “WHAT THE-“ *[Grabs Lilac]* “Oh, little sis! I’m glad you’re safe!” *[Hugs Lilac and looks at Toon World]* “Oh, poop…” *[The episode ends]*