Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue 11 - Third Wheel G

> Even if you let her go, we're gonna have some problems...
>
> Mosugaba Nature to Godzilla Vepiyo, Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue #11 - Third Wheel G

Gojira the Chumpcooker Issue #11 - Third Wheel G is the eleventh comic in Gojira the Chumpcooker.

## Description

On the back of each comic, there are a few sentences giving a synopsis. For issue 11: "After Big G wakes up from a nightmare, he is dragged into a new one as he finds out that Mothra and Mosugaba are engaged. Now he must break them up before their wedding day to make sure he ends up in a relationship with the Queen. What kinds of crazy schemes will he think of? Will he succeed?"

## Plot

    Big G wakes up in a red-orange room, tied to a chair. Mothra and Mosugaba approach him and say they're getting married and that he's the bridesmaid. He shouts the word no like Darth Vader before being woken up by Minilla. Upon realizing it was a nightmare, Big G gets the idea that Mosugaba was part of the nightmare and heads to Infant Island to make sure. However, he finds out he *is* real and later, still grumpy, he gets a letter delivered to him. He notices that there's a heart sticker keeping the envelope shut and is mortified to see that the letter is an invitation to Mothra and Mosugaba's wedding. Since the wedding is just the next week, Big G has only days to break them up. Day 1, 6 days remaining, he sneaks up behind Mothra with a giant net and catches her before running off with her, Mothra screaming the whole time, attracting attention. Mosugaba appears behind Big G, looking terrifying. Day 2, 5 days remaining, Manda walks into Big G's hospital room where he's sitting in a wheelchair and tells him to tell her again how he broke 127 bones in less than 5 minutes. Day 3, 4 days remaining, after squeezing Ghidorah, Big G pulls out some Raid (bug spray) and sneaks up behind Mosugaba, but Manda and Minilla spot him and Mothra and Mosugaba hear Manda question why Big G has bug spray. They beat him up even worse than before. Day 4, 3 days remaining, the only panel for that day is Big G in a hospital bed with a heart-rate monitor above his head, with his legs both broken (one being supported by a machine), a bandage around his head, and a blood bag hooked up to his arm. Day 5, 2 days remaining, Big G calls Ghidorah and tells him to kill Mosugaba. However, he 'accidentally' mishears and attacks Mothra, who hasn't laid an egg, instead and turns her face black. Dr. Manda and Nurse Minilla rush over and Big G watches as they carry Mothra into the hospital. He runs over to Ghidorah, who claims he misheard him over the phone. Day 6, 1 day remaining, Big G is relieved to hear that Mothra's okay and says he has an idea to win Mothra back and rid the multiverse of Mosugaba. So, the next day, wedding day, Big G puts on a bowtie and takes a bag with him to the wedding. Mosugaba and Minilla (the priest supposed to marry them) are already there and Big G and Mosugaba blush as they see Mothra fly down the aisle, Manda (the bridesmaid) at her side. Mothra and Mosugaba both say "I do" and they kiss, now officially husband and wife. Big G declares a toast to the King and Queen and gives them each a piece of toast. Just as the newly weds bite into the toast, Manda sees something, but it's too late: Mosugaba is already turning green and falling out of the air. She runs over, saying she can cure that type of poison. Manda explains that Big G coated Mosugaba's toast with poison and Mothra's with a love potion and that if she were quick enough to say something before they ate, they wouldn't be in this situation. She pours a blue tonic in Mosugaba's beak and gives Mothra a yellow tonic, which she drinks. Mosugaba wakes up and thanks Manda for saving him and they agree to finish the wedding. According to kaiju tradition, whenever a bride throws a bouquet of flowers into the air, whoever catches it is destined to find true love. Mothra tosses the flowers up and Minilla catches it. While everyone else celebrates, Big G mopes in a corner. Meanwhile, a human man looks over at Mt. Fuji and sees something...

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