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AWR Session 1

- Oh what a lovely wedding. Some weird guests though

- Wraith looks real keen. Alenora does not.

- Priest is getting ready to say the thing, but then the ceiling starts pouring smoke

- Oh shit we're being invaded by tiny dragons and smurfs

- Matteo Windspear wants Alenora

- Bam. Combat. Shit gets fucked up, slightly on fire. Matteo steals the Empress. Blue lady is on our side now?

- Get in the carriage, go back to the palace

- Question Asoka, find out Empress is of the Daughters of the Wave, Asoka is one of the daughters too

- Matteo needs a Lightless woman to make the artifact work. Associated with the Ademre. Could be in Yuzen Koi or Nontra, Asoka shows us where on map these are

- Alenora has the artifact in her room.

- M&M investigate Cloaked Rabbit. 6 sealed wooden boxes inside mattress.

- Zoya, leader of faction of Dunes guild, offers information in exchange for getting poison
PM of Northtees

The **prime minister of the Northtees** is the head of government in the Northtees, The **prime minister** advises the sovereign on the exercise of much of the royal prerogative, chairs the Cabinet and selects its ministers. As modern prime ministers hold office by virtue of their ability to command the confidence of the House of Commons, they sit as a member of Parliament List of Prime Minister of Northtees

* Privy Council
* British–Irish Council
 Residence | * 10 Downing Street (unofficial)
* First Secretary of State

The office of prime minister is not established by any statute or constitutional document, but exists only by long-established convention, whereby the reigning monarch appoints as prime minister the person most likely to command the confidence of the House of Commons; this individual is typically the leader of the political party or coalition of parties that holds the largest number of seats in that chamber. It was announced by Prime Minister Boris Johnson on 31 January 2022 that an Office of the Prime Minister would be formally established.

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The office of prime minister is not established by any statute or constitutional document, but exists only by long-established convention, whereby the reigning monarch appoints as prime minister the person most likely to command the confidence of the House of Commons; this individual is typically the leader of the political party or coalition of parties that holds the largest number of seats in that chamber. It was announced by Prime Minister Boris Johnson on 31 January 2022 that an Office of the Prime Minister would be formally established.

The prime minister is *ex officio* also First

*Executive heads of government*:

* Narendra Modi, Prime Minister of India
* Fumio Kishida, Prime Minister of Japan
* Olaf Scholz, Chancellor of Germany
* Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
AWR Session 32

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- Sitting room, we all get our letters and there are two packages as well.

- Balthazar is happy with letter, everyone else is varying shades of tense

- Harry has a letter about how to deal with Xander from Javier

- Letter in the wooden box from Theban. We might have made an error. Oops. Mei's skin is in there. Mei has slight panic attack. Goes outside and talks to Eclipsa and Osgar - Osgar got a letter "from a friend", Eclipsa got a letter saying the Empire is gearing up for war. Oops.

- Velvet box has Ordinance in it. Oops. Osgar's pact skin circle turns blue

- Balthazar says he could scry on Theban to see if he's out and about or in flesh prison

- Lucian asks if Alenora knows who the other Lackless is with the necklace, Alenora was adopted, just found out she has siblings, isn't sure

- Dynasty is terraformed, cold but lava

- Jade empire = trigger happy, likes going on rampages every couple decades

- Lucian sucks at questioning Tarric

- Eclipsa tells Lucian that he's got a war coming. Lucian is slightly upset by this news, wants Eclipsa to be ambassador, wants us to go to Wainstorm to recruit them to the cause. Mei goes off because this seems like a dumb thing when we have 10 days to trap a demon. Callus agrees, Eclipsa offers to go alone, Tarric wants monies.

- Lucian storms out, we should go to bed

- Eclipsa meditates on ice scar, nothing happens

- Tarric is writing letters

"It's not for you"

- Mei/Osgar exhaustion fuck

- Osgar gets to talk to Ilmater, finally

"Have faith in yourself."

- Tries to call Lady O next, nothing

- Eclipsa next morning is suddenly cured, guess she gave the curse to Osgar

- Announces that she is leaving the party, Tarric is capable but Balthazar isn't, Lucian is snippy

- Poof to Crapshack, Balthy lies that he made the transportation circle. It was Alenora

- There's a ballista on the roof, thanks Harry!

- Rosa gets a raise, Eclipsa and Mei go at it, Eclipsa calls Mei incompetent, Mei tells Eclipsa she can get her shit

- Itemized: Necklace retrieval, restock Balthazar, Dunes/Cloaked Rabbit, Buy a Bar, Check on Henry

- Cloaked Rabbit first, now they want sending stones. Rumor is that the Jade Empire is moving military to the Commonwealth. Dunes have representatives in Dakoza, Borden Pass, Nontra, Lorten Stop

- Mei tells Zoya about Iris, she also doesn't like her, maybe Tarric will know someone to kill her, JK Tarric is gone

- Zoya can smuggle Balthazar's kids out of the Empire, might be interested in moving her headquarters

- Run into Eclipsa, Mei gets a box

- Eclipsa goes to the Cloaked Rabbit, Theban is in her room, Lady O is murdered on the bed with an ice dagger in her chest. Oops Eclipsa is a statue. Oops Eclipsa is pieces of a statue.

Everything sucks.
AWR Session 22

- Transportation circle, Eclipsa joins us great good this is better, Matteo never comes through. Mei still has his sword though

- Lucian is making ghost weapons, Callus is yelling, ground keeps splitting and we have to do jumps

- FIREBALL only hits Callus oops

- Rakesh is down

- Feathers are coming from Eclipsa's eldritch blast. Where the fuck did eldritch blast come from

- Mei gets banished to the Feywild but is back next turn

- Callus brings Rakesh back up

- Doggo is fucking useless but is trying his best

- Callus gets taken over

- BUGS

- Rakesh is super dead

- Callus is trying to kill Mei and Rumbles

- BL calls the whole thing off and jumps off a cliff, Callus follows

- Matteo's sword is in the water somewhere
BOT Session 7

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Papa always says big hands, big feet. 2 days in, Meri makes potions with Sorenja and Ambrose. Snaeros catches a jacalope. Ogins drives the cart and teaches Meri how to play cards. Jaxson teaches Meri how to better play the viol. Jaxson, Sorenja & Ambrose play with their pets teaching them stuff. 1st night, keeping watch Meri/Jaxson, Ogin/Ambrose, Sorenja/Snaeros. Jaxson teaches Meri how to better hold the viol to make a nice noise. Ambrose teaches Ogin how to play the spoons. Sorenja = Safari. Lights at the tree of death? Is everyone in Sol dying? Ambrose wants to go see the tree. Has a breakdown. We go to the tree. Associate wrecks shit. Yaos the god of the wild is the sodding Jack-rabbit and smacks the associate. Jaxson ends up slapping it with a lightning bolt and kills the fucker. THE ASSOCIATE IS DEAD! Rage bot starts smashing still until he gets pulled off by Yaos who calms M.O.R.K into Meri. Starts handing out potions as Sorenja saws a trophy off the Associate. Mecha-Ambrose finds that the ice is a cover for the associate, houses a strange black dragon-esque carapace over a humanoid form. The Associate and it’s kind are called Legionnaires. Meri is a warforged during the war with the Oracles, Unit One was the first of the Warforged, their god. Was destroyed by Lord Izu. Unit One sparked and split it’s soul into pieces as the light faded. Creation of Ramos (God of creation) with Molden (God of technology) and Ivra (Goddess of War). Dragon god might be alive? (missed name) – Need to meet the mysterious stranger? Decide to teleport to Bleakford.
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AWR Session 17

-L&C bar the trap door

-L asks Caprina for Life Water, wakes everyone we good now

-Lucian's got weird runes that are glowing red on his neck, reminds Callus of a person who was doing bad chanting when he was being possessed by BL

-Rakesh pets the horsey

-E tells Caprina why they're there. Caprina has PTSD from the name the Frost Prince. Theban and Matteo were both there, killed her daughter and harvested her horn and tear ducts then left

-She tears up molten silver, tells us to collect two vials of it, L and E have the vials

-Doesn't know how to get rid of Eclipsa's mark but will trade us one soul/revivification for Thebans if we're willing to kill him. Absolutely yes, we will. Theban is the only one who can remove the mark, though.

-Artagon is in Carceri, plane of imprisonment, has been there for the last 70 years. Oops, Rakesh was only resurrected 35 years ago.

-One other case of Wanderer's Malady, can't remember where she's from but her name is Odeese, showed up 70 years ago looking for a cure. Shock, that's when Xander imprisoned Artagon. Shock.

-Completely split on where to go, but we pick Rotund.

-Oh god where to start. Church is burned down, still some hot embers, not being picked through by bandits strangely, heads on pikes, mommy and stepdaddy are among them, mommy's body is there and the egg is cut out of her, skull of his father in her hand

-Ticking sound. Callus starts screaming about being busy

-Mei runs off to check on things, finds out there's a magic dome making it look like nothing happened at the church

-Mei looks for Sneasel, does not make friends with girl tending the shop but does cast sending for Mei, Sneasel has the silver lady's "hook". Tries to get him to come back but he hangs up on her

-Lucian is trying to Elmer's Glue his mommy back together

-Harry & Rakesh investigating. Harry finds green cloth with gold trim. Rakesh licks painted corpse

-Woman is made to look like BL, has 'False Prophet' carved in her

-Callus contacts Xander, no longer in cloak, in armor, has a new symbol on him (same one as imprisonment plane), offers whatever he wants to fix this, lots of playing cards metaphors, Xander gets handsy with Mei, no deal, Xander wants Mei's blood.

-Eclipsa reaches Phase 2, mark is bigger

-Rakesh sees Roland Casilla - brother of Aurora - in place of his reflection in the mirror

-Harry has a nightmare about acid burns, screaming

-2 months + 2 weeks have passed, date is currently 7th Lowsun
AWR Session 18

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Link to VOD Here

I'm just going to skip fighting a dragon because it was ALL A FUCKING DREAM. TPKJK

-In the Volcanic Activity, buddy system rooms, Callus/Mei chat Traveler, Lucian/Eclipsa talk Ferryman, Rakesh/Harry talk workshop noise

-Eclipsa calls Raven Queen, Ferryman answers, calls her devotion a joke

-Eclipsa says punish me mommy and she agrees to revive the group and then surprise Eclipsa wakes up.

-Meet at breakfast, surprise hugs, Rumbles is a fox, Lucian not eating croissants

-Callus tells the party what happened with the Traveler, Lucian has a confusing boner

-Callus mentions Lucian's runes, Lucian lies, does not bring up book

-SPLIT THE PARTY

-Lucian gets an audience with Azure, Queen Dommy Mommy, is impatient and suspicious but likes the idea of Lucian marrying Alenora to join their armies. Says she'll bring Yo'Stead here and they'll be married within the week. Also we have a lunch date tomorrow.

-Mei/Eclipsa/Harry go shopping because Rakesh refuses to go with them, Callus stays back.

-Seena, halfling woman, will give Mei a good price on her armor if she'll help her husband find his mark. Mei agrees, gets address, it's the same address as the bounty for Eclipsa, whoops. Need to visit tonight to get more information

-Harry tells group about remains of Rumbles, Mei takes them to Sneasel's Retrievals, meet goblin, Rosario, she's a bitch, but says she'll have a contract for us tomorrow, Harry paying $2500 up front and $2500 upon completion, she's sending Origami. He's not great. Oh well. Rumbles makes link with Goblin to show her where he died. Shows them brass city first. Did he die there? SO MANY QUESTIONS

-Rakesh is meditating, can't remember his childhood. Does remember being sliced out of an external womb with Aurora there and another 30 foot tall Dommy Mommy (sensing a theme) with black hair and red glow

"Onto you a child is born, we've made sacrifice, hope you accept us"

-Lucian announces he's engaged
AWR Session 30

-Harry is smart and checks up Osgar's skirt. We're good.

-Balthazar w/ see invisibility can see 6ft figure with red cord

-Tarric sees crack in defenses. This is super bad. Panic "Ivanna is falling"

-Run to get Osgar back into his armor

-Balthy detects magic - transmutation, abjuration, enchantment on the walls that are spider cracking; conjuration, abjuration, transmutation on the portal, giant blue and gold swirling vortex is appearing

-Eclipsa is the GOAT and makes a portal to get all the townspeople out

-Book is gone, now we're all taking acid damage from the dome collapsing

-4 figures coming from the portal, Balthazar is already whipping fire balls at them

-Mei tries diplomacy, but they're definitely stabbing

-Emboldening bond, neat!

-RUN WEASEL RUN

-Harry has fireballs too

-OSGAR IS IMMUNE TO CRITS WOOOO

-Crits hurt Mei though. I forgot to use Uncanny Dodge. I suck at this.

-Eclipsa inflicts necrotic damage

-"Frost Prince sends his regards" Mei's night night

-JK she's awake again, thanks hubby

-When these things die they become piles of armor with nothing in them

-Oh shit the twins are here "We've come to play"

-Osgar is poisoned, these things are using legendary actions to poot ice babies

-Oh shit Mei's banished to Xander's tree

-Oh shit Eclipsa's down

-Mage slayer rules, Mei is back, Xander's tree is not on fire yet

-Balthazar rolls a 1 on counterspell. Area effect sucks balls.

-One twin is a cocoon now did we kill it

-No time to find out we're being bamfed, vortex is blue

-Mei's the only one to save (thanks Harry) everyone else is an ice sculpture, the entire cast of characters are ice sculptures, Mei gets to wake up two, chooses Callus and Harry

-Oh yeah mind link is a thing

-Proposition is Theban helps to kill Xander. Xander is harboring someone who has one of the runic necklaces. He has Sneasel's skin, will offer it with Mei's skin. Will also offer Xander's true name. Mei wants Eclipsa cured. He's not going to give that.

-No deal, you bitch

-Osgar tries to grab but he isn't really there. We call him a bitch, so he shows up in person, is willing to chat

-He can wish away the mirror, but can't wish the item to himself

-if we want to destroy the mirror ourselves will have to go to top of Mt Celestia and drop it into the waters of Icmymore

-We're mind linking. Maybe better to let Xander live than let Theban get his hands on the necklace

-Balthazar tries to pluck name of demon from Theban

-Oops

-Dragon time
AWR Session 43

Session 43

- Dio didn't like murderhobo Callus

- Balthy identifies sword, it's a revenant sword, tastes slightly of necromancy

- Callus sees pillar of magic light to the east

- Mei finds an extra body when they wake up, surprise it's Rakesh, red stitching on cloak, scar from chest now goes up to his neck

- "Hi Mei."

- There's a note. He's not aligned with anyone. "I broke him free, save my boy" note is written by a lefty who isn't good at writing

- Esme is bandaging omg that's the same thing Callus has. Girl's name is Coraline

- Mei and Callus are missing so Dio has to do thoughts

- Before Shar there was a powerful mage turned god who ruled over them (raven queen?)

- Maybe Bloodreigna is in RQ tomb?

- River of souls contains neither souls nor sticks

- Callus and Coraline have a cute moment

- Coraline is necrotic down to the bone in places

- The little bee that could = board book, beholder in a bee costume

- Mom didn't want her anymore, maybe mom is in the coven? Became more interested in magic, abandoned Coraline

- Callus says my family abandoned me too. Oof.

- Red Veil = town where Esme's parents are

- Time to interrogate the dead guy. Feeling of exhaustion/death around him

- Dio's mom was a worshipper of the matron, when you die a piece of where you went comes with you, there is some kind of aura around Rakesh

- Balthy knows Revenants can track if they stabbed the thing they're looking for. Which of us does Rakesh have to kill to be perma-dead?

- Rakesh has no pulse, no eyes, and no blood.

- When the two moons go out, light in the east also goes out

- Going to the South, convince the handmaidens it's safer in numbers

- Yeet the cat into the river, there's a door!

- Dio casts incontenence on Rakesh

- Door > airlock > temple? Nope. It's more like a house. The statue here is male?

- Desk has a list in it. Sasha finds a storage room. Oh cool it meets in the middle. Giant vault? We'll come back to that.

- Oh neat a garden full of dead pulsating roses

- Broken stage lined with satin curtains and lots of candles

- BOOKS

- also vials and a list of spells and components. We crack the code! Code is Presto. Or Poster, says Thomas helpfully

- "It's erotica!"

- Vault has a hat, a wand, 2 rings, and a ball of iron bands. All of it gets stuffed in the BOH

- Dio has pregnancy talk with Mei, then vibe checks Callus. "Callus is the symptom, Osgar is the cure."

- Oh man we found a cave. Seems like they're keeping us from going in. "Are you here for the Coven or the Bloodreigna?" GUESS WE FOUND HER GUYS.

"Come back in two hours."

"No."

- The pregnant lady pushes a guy down the stairs

- Oh no huge guy is huge, also he's screaming and it hurts

- Balthazar shows off

"Consume, Destroy, Remove"

- Imitation spells don't fare as well as the real thing

- Coraline is trying to throw something

- It's fireballs

- Rakesh starts sucking off a corpse
List of Northeast & Tees Valley Monarchys

## Gladys I: the longest-reigning monarch

The Queen delivering a speech at the official opening of the Borders Railway, on the day she became the longest reigning British monarch

On 9 January 2016. Gladys I became the longest-reigning British monarch and the longest-reigning female monarch in world history. On 23 May 2017, her reign surpassed the claimed reign of James Francis Edward Stuart (the "Old Pretender"). On 13 October 2018, she became the world's longest-reigning current monarch
AWR Session 34

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-Rakesh!!!! He's in a hospital in New Azure. Doesn't want them to kill him, great. Messages Alenora pretending to be Lucian. She doesn't believe him. Rakesh owns up. Go to the Navy Rose

"Who's your emergency contact?"

"The Emperor"

- Report dragon invasion to Lucian, he's flying to Crystal Point. Alenora goes to prepare the ship

- Balthazar has been snorting silver, says there are no dragons outside presently

- Balthy sniffs Rakesh - necromancy

- Callus and Rakesh catch up, everyone else goes to get the necklace

- It's a puzzle, fake wall > Bust of Theban > Desk. Eyeballs open hole in the floor, Balthy falls in. Found the crest!

- Feed the crest a jade crystal, Theban's dragon face comes out. He's mad he got duped, is currently trapped in the flesh plane. Xander and someone short who looks like Mei was with him when they killed Lady O.

- Advanced version of arcane lock, needs blood, Mei asks Anoana and Dio to donate, they say no, Balthy volunteers, it eats his blood, gets necklace with rune of Sowulo (energy sun strength). Balthy tries to dispel lock but it doesn't work

- Theban is undoing the magic as we leave. Painting we walked through no longer has two dragons, just a painting of the sky

- Callus and Rakesh - Callus checks mask, it's a mask. Eye holes are eye holes. Rakesh can't remember the last month.

- Alenora is waiting at the crapshack, go up to war room

- Balthazar puts bloody necklace in the bag of holding

- Xander isn't where we thought he was, he can be summoned, don't have to do it in Lorten Stop

- Balthy has other things he needs to do, Alenora can summon. Anoana can also get him to be a slave, but that takes a really long time, not sure we can hold him that long

- Lucian needs to go grovel at Selune, has something he needs to tell us

- It's 2 days to Evannah by air ship

- Mirror needs to be held against Xander's chest for full duration of spell

- Anoana worships Elonah and Selune

- We're interrogating each other. Yelling ensues. Anoana calls Mei a bitch. Mei leaves. Callus tries to explain what is happening. Callus is taking on Xander by himself, breaking legs, etc

- Literal wall going up outside Essendale, Dio has seen it

- Empress of Jade Empire is pissed she didn't get an invitation to see the coronation, being sassy

- Mei gets a letter from Eclipsa, opens the box. Dio thinks she's in love with Mei.

- Let's make Callus bait suggestion gets bad reaction from Callus, news at 11.

- Alenora wants to know if we're cool with dying for the cause, NO ONE DIES, PUT IT ON THE BOARD

- Xander might have Mei's dad, also Mei's dad kills humans

- Alenora has a heart to heart with Mei
AWR Session 40

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Session 40

- We all suck at initiative

- Calling clouds to shoot lightning at us. Also it's immune to lightning.

- STR, DEX, CON, INT all proficiencies, 446 HP

- Baby wants mommy's attention

- THUNDER, duh nuh nuh nuhhhh du nuh naaa naa nuh, THUNDER

- Oh no now it's angry, Balthazar slinging those concentration checks

- Oh hey look there's another ship. It's the Jade empire

- It's friendly!

- Just kidding it wants taxes

- Balthy mind whips a baby

- Rakesh jumps on the kraken, two people show up and behead him, why won't the kraken eat him damnit leave us alone

- Airnoana yeets a baby off the boat, oh shit wait it's still got Dio

- Callus gets eaten as per usual

- Airnoana gives the kraken the Heimlich, doesn't spit out Callus though

- Balthy scoops Dio, dimension door

- Airnoana makes a kraken balloon, it pops

- Balthy does a ventriloquist fart on the other boat

- Callus gets uppies

- We narrowly escape taxation

- Indra nat 1s, has to like Balthazar now

- We have to drive by hop off for the tree. Better than going to Nontra so we don't get nabbed by the Mariposa

- Mei is a seal, Balthy and Dio peek

- Tree has a table with a bunch of bowls. Anoana opens the tree with a key and finds a scroll. It's a fucking riddle. Under the table! There's a box. Another riddle! Math! We math so good. MORE FUCKING SQUARE NUMBER PUZZLES I MISS BEN but we get it.

- 5 bags: red pearls, mushrooms, black teardrops, gold triangles, grey tombstones. We go with the tombstones for the shadowfell

- It's the right thing. We're inside Lucian's sanctum????? Fucking fae friends are sick from infernal air

- Oh shit Shar is here

- West = Keep of Bloodreigna, we need to go there to ask how to get to river Styx

- Callus = brother of a champion, bonded to Lucian

- Dio smacktalks a god to her face, gives symbol of Shar to Balthazar

- Callus does not suplex Dio
1 HOUR NEW VIDEO AHAHAHAHAH

1 HOUR NEW VIDEO is a message Charlie sends in The Toastcult roughly an hour before new videos release. Charlie stole the message from LeafyIsHere, who used to post the same thing in the same context. The message used to be posted in the toast-updates channel however it's now being posted in the cult-leaders-videos channel.

## History

The origin of the phrase comes from LeafyIsHere, who would post the phrase along with the thumbnail of the new video on Twitter. Being one of Charlie inspirations, she decided to start using to phrase to in memory of Leafy, as his channel was banned in August 2020.
Head of the Wealthcommon

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 Appointer
 Inaugural holder
Season 1: The French Toast Era

"The French Toast Era" is the first season of the Charlie Coast/FrenchToast1 YouTube channel. The season ran from the 1st of January 2021 until the 26th of December 2021, or roughly 360 days.

## January - April

The season had a rough start. For the first four months of the season, nine videos were uploaded. However, many uploads have been privated so that number could be higher. The videos uploaded included an episode of The Tom Sretep Show, a Twitch VOD, a trailer, a Plague Inc video and more. The last video was the infamous ToastSMP announcement.

## May - August

Seven videos were uploaded during the summer of 2021. These videos put a heavy focus on the character stills, with six of the seven videos featuring them. Videos included a QNA, Scrapped Video Ideas, a bit of rebranding and more. The final video of the summer changed the name of the channel to TheToastShow.

## September - December

Only three videos were uploaded over the rest of the year. Only one of them was made while the channel was called TheToastShow. Since, as the description of the name change video states, the channel was renamed to FrenchToast1 on September 25, 2021. Officially, the final video of the season is "Welcome to Hel- I mean my channel", the first video uploaded to the Charlie Coast YouTube channel.
AWR Session 36

-A weasel a direwolf and a boar walk into a ziggurat

- Callus goes and checks on everyone

- Alenora is drinking blood

- Dio goes desert storm

- Resistance to acid/fire, immune to charm/frighten

- Saving throw proficiencies WIS CON CHA

- SILENCE. Callus flips up visor to be all smiley

- COMMAND WORKS go dio GROVEL

- Rakesh tries to frighten the unfrightenable demon. Wasn't listening <3

- TELEPORT NEEDS VERBAL COMPONENTS BITCH

- LUCIAN REJECTS TETHER ESSENCE FROM ALENORA what a move

- Jade sucks, Rakesh hurts us, confusion

- Rakesh teabags Xander

- Mei counterspells Teleport

- Poison bubbles aaaa Dio noooo

- Counterspell > Counterspell > Counterspell sucks to suck

- Callus be charismatic

- Alenora poofs to Dio

- Horns have an eject button, oh no, staple gun Lucian, prone and out of the air

- Silence is a struggle for heals/shield

-DRAGONNNNN

- MASS CURE WOUNDS

- Lucian can bonus action teleport. No more staples

- Uh oh hypnotic pattern makes silence go away

- Why does Mei always ALWAYS wind up unconscious

- OMG HE FAILED A CHECK STUNNED

- ANOTHER FAIL HE HAS A TUMMY TREE

- TUMMY TREE MURDER

- \*\*\*Tae what is his necklace?

- Callus oh no wis save "Never got to say goodbye"

- oh no slugs make half malady

- Everyone helps with the mirror

- Floating body parts because Xander was dismembered by a tree

- Dio prays for Xander

- Alenora starts seizing, fuck it's BellaLuna

- Callus boots her in the head, Dio tries an exorcism, STOP KILLING MY WIFE - Lucian

- Blue thing crawls out of him, BL with wings and shit, spectral

- Tries to banish Mei again, auto pass because Dio thanks Dio

- Wants Alenora AND Callus, but will take the mirror instead

- Alenora is in temporal stasis

- Balthy rolls Alenora's body (too soon) and gets a coin, cast something that looks like Alenora's magic

- Blown out of astral tunnel thing, we're in the house of light. Where is Alenora?

- We have bracelets?

- Rosa doesn't remember Alenora, Lucian didn't marry her, the airship is on the way

- fuck do we have to do this all over again

- We can get us back on the track of the hieroglyphs

- nah fuck that
The Troublesome Tea Party

In celebration of reaching Affiliate Status on Twitch, CE held a raffle in their Discord Server for four spots in a D&D Battle Royale. After an intense and surprising turn of events, Okoro emerged victorious and was immediately conscripted into Theban's army of Cultists.

DM: Chris

**Okoro**, Winner, Played by Manny

Chad Thundercock, Runner Up, Played by Wombat

Nareus, Played by C

Celeste Deathwalker, Played by Tae

Tir, Played by Karli

Idrhil, Played by Buck
Cult News With lunallc

Cult News With lunallc (also known as Cult News or The Toastcult Times) was The Toastcult's official news channel which was ran by former cult member lunallc. The channel was created following the deletion of toast-updates so the cult could continue to be updated about Charlie Coast related events. However, following a story reported on the 21st of July 2022, lunallc was banned for "hacking my bandcamp page lol".

## Origins

Following the deletion of the toast-updates channel, cult member lunallc took up the role of cult news reporter. She immediately started reporting on new events in The Toastcult. She was given her own role called "cult news reporter" and a channel called cult-news-with-lunallc. Despite the channels name, lunallc named her reports The Toastcult Times.

## Controversy

On the 21st of July 2022, lunallc reported a screenshot of Charlie's Bandcamp page. However, the page included private, unreleased albums. lunallc speculated the release dates in her report. Charlie saw this and got pissed off. She confirmed that the report was true and shortly after, banned lunallc from the server and from AMO SIPPIN.

## Aftermath

Nothing happened in the aftermath. The channel is still open to the public and lunallc is still banned.

1. ↑ Toastcult banned members page
AWR Session 21.5

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Session 21.5

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-Mei mind links with Shadow and has him meet her at the ruin of the temple

-Insinuates to him that she is Sterling

-Shadow doesn't remember Eclipsa

-He keeps fiddling with a necklace with an Iris on it, says it is a gift from his wife Seena. OH I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE

-Mei tells Shadow he's had his memories altered, Shadow has an existential crisis

-Mei offers him a partnership if he can ensure the bounty is cleared and Iris/Seena won't come looking for Eclipsa

-He tries to pawn off the job, but eventually agrees to do it himself in 2 days if Mei can get his son out of the city

-Mei picks up Odin on the steps of the palace on the day she's meant to leave for New Azure and brings him to Henry

-Henry's shop is decorated with effigies of the "Heroes of Azure". Great.

-Henry agrees to take the kid, Mei tells him the kid's name is Lucian

-The shop is definitely not a front for the Dunes

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Guard 4 Anomaly (G4A)

Guard 4 Anomaly or G4A as its affectionately known is an independent Anomalous Security organisation based in London. G4A is run by a company under a similar name, Group 4 Securicor or G4S. G4A now acts as one of the worlds leading anomalous security agencies and helps operate many of the Ministry of Anomalous Defence facilities across the globe. G4A is also known for providing staff for many of the anomalous detainment facilities in the United Kingdom, as well as providing an anomaly tracking service for low threat entities such as Lycans.
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Xi'Opiyah: The Quiet Year

Young human girl: Betrayer gods, betrayer gods to return. Willow.

Blue Dragon: Kiranvores Revenge

The most beautiful and highest mountain on the continent: Mount Igbongalo

Fantasy Trade schools: Fresh Squezzed Trade Academy

Sea Legs the King Killer

John P Freshsquez - Founder of the Fresh Squeezed Trade Academy

Silver Falls: Waterfall down the mountain

Sheltered port: Port Dawnside

Attractive green person Easton

Bird Nest Island - gigantic abandoned bird's nest in the caldera of a dormant volcano sticking 30' above the sea

Frostmour: A yule like holiday where you give small gifts to the Nature Spirit Billow Frosettie

Cruk - Former parliament member and military partipant

Mayor of Little Pulp: Django Piecemeal

Malencanth (sp)- God being resurrected by Easton/Willow

Top boffin in Iyse: Prof Bjorn Baffltehorp

The Parish: Spirits in the dragon mountain of original settlers

Almondale Tryst - clutching tomb

Head Librarian: Faith

Archdruid Swiznilly

Brooke Dewdrop - Daughters of the Wave emissary
SMG

The **SMG** is one of the 10 weapons in *Impact Point*. It is basically the MP5K, and it acts as a hybrid to the Pistol and the Assault Rifle with high damage rate, bullet per speed, and movement speed. Has been recently buffed to 3 shot any enemy, and is very useful against enemies with/without Bulletproof Vest.
BOT Session 8

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Fall into Bleakford, there is smoke everywhere, people are running towards it. Couple of people fighting, vibrant blue eyes behind a plague doctors mask, fighting masked assailants. Vibrant colours, fending off two masked attackers. Wearing nice set of breast plate, wearing red hood and a mask covering face. On belt are two more masks, rapier in hand. Figure out who the Cabal is, Merigold keeps M.O.R.K down before the fight, now into glorious combat! Well well well. Mr Jasper Heinrich is back with an associate. Shit. Priest of Izu teleports Associate 2.0, himself and Jasper away “I’m sure we’ll meet again” Plague doctor mask = Farris / Red hood = Shiye They go to take us somewhere safe. Bleakford in a state, not doing so well. They haven’t seen Snaeros in years, not here. Ambrose is back, Entity is gone. Resistance being helped by uncle Otie, Ambrose’s uncle. They fought with Snaeros, often lookin for her mother = Oreo (Aureloe). 4 potions of cold resistance. 2 potions of healing from Ambrose. Jaxson is playing 3 dragon ante to win some cash. Sorenja says she’ll protect Merigold. Ambrose trains Morel. Ogin is looking sad and goes to a private room. He makes a deal with his papa for Warlock – Lords of the Sick. Sorenja sneaks out the house and drowns herself so she can talk to an Oracle. Ends up talking to Phera the Lost Daughter. Sorenja asks about Meri’s rage and memory issue. Offers part of her deal/servitude for help ending Jasper. Phera is vague about the rage and says it’s Unit One’s fault, for being a god. Gives her a task to go to a tomb, retrieve special artifact and give to Phera.
AWR Session 2

-Long rest achieved.

- At the Cloaked Rabbit, Mollie gets the contract from the Dunes

- At the castle, Callus and Asoka have an exchange of secrets at breakfast. Asoka is a daughter in exile. Callus caused death wherever he goes, which is why he is constantly moving.

-Can't find Alenora. Eventually find out she is in a meeting in the library, but never go to check on that or corroborate the information given.

-Mei takes the artifact

-Half the group goes to the armory, don't find anything cool, but Davin the orc guard is nice

-Asoka says blood honey is likely to be on West side of city in an alley, or could ask the Miraposa (all women thieves guild)

- Take cart to alley. Mei and Mollie disguise themselves. Woman dancing in street directs to Twisted Spoon - apothecary/cafe

- Mollie straight up asks for blood honey, shopkeep gets hedgy. Callus distracts him by making him turn to stone by touching his gross blistered disease hand while trying to apply poultice.

- Mei takes opportunity to slip into trap door in back room, Valie follows

- Mei struggles with doors. Valie doesn't. Lucian finds a magic license from Jade Empire.

-Group comes to see what is happening. Callus kicks a door down (which was strangely no longer locked), finds a torture/sacrifice room to Shar. Valie finds a key

- Key opens last room. Puzzle with 9 wells and 3 statues. Wrong answer 1st, stab some snakes, then Mollie gets correct puzzle answer. Inside box is blood honey. Mei swaps the contents with her healing potion.

- Realize shopkeep saw everyone go down and rob the place. Mei cracks shopkeep unconscious with a bar stool and defaces shrine/altar/runes in the circle room, changes thieves cant sign to say "Compromised." Mollie plants false evidence and forged documents to lead investigation away from our group.

- Callus suggests they all meet at his campsite
AWR Session 13

-Mei/Xander continue chatting

-Lucian gets a visit from Shar. He's the new big man on campus. "I am all out of mercy in general"

-Morning after, Mei finds posting for Eclipsa's bounty and a contact tag for The Shadow. Takes both. Eclipsa gets scammed into overpaying for two platinum rings. Xander goes for a walk and follows a group of bandits who got a "body" for a name that sounds like a flower

-Rakesh is looking for Xander. Sucks that Xander is in disguise.

-Rakesh goes to the bank, is clearly the old guy at the supermarket in front of you paying in pennies

-Harry is screaming at the sky, is a Disney Princess

-We piss off the staff looking at the chant. Rakesh and Xander duke it out in the lobby. Decide to head to the feast.

-Fire walking time. Lucian goes, Rakesh goes, Eclipsa gets hella burnt, Xander cheats

-Mommy Lucian gives us horses. Says Lucian's father wasn't Shar's chosen, but his grandfather was

-Harry shares infusions, Eclipsa gets an extra 3rd level spell

-Lucian tells the group about Glory, his experience in the cave, why he be angry, and the vision

-Eclipsa proposes to Lucian. Now they take damage together

-Harry introduces BirdBot

-Get the feeling we're being watched

-Oh fuck it's a Beholder. Let's sneak around it

-Oh fuck there are tentacles in the walls

-There are wingdings above an altar. Spoiler alert: It's all of us

-DEATH RAY > Eclipsa

-DEATH RAY > Xander

-All of our wingding biographies end in Ziggurat > Resurrection > Eye

-Harry's a statue. Only the blind person notices

-RUMBLES NO

-Harry's fine, Rumbles is obliterated

-Find a wood door in a corridor. Looks too nice for this cave. It opens, isn't trapped. Behind is an altar and body of Glory and body of Callus strapped to two tables. Mei avoids being grabbed and runs to Callus, he is breathing. Glory is super dead

-Can't wake up Callus, Lucian can sense the celestial presence, start the exorcism. We read it flawlessly.

-Bugs and snakes and black ooze fly out of everywhere. Callus is dead. Glory is Bellaluna now.

-WHO HAS THE DIAMOND

-Perform the Revivify ritual, fail. Shar's got us though. Good thing a god was here.

-We're all ignoring Bellaluna and trying to get Callus up. She poofs.

-Lucian checks outside, finds spiral staircase going up to another floating mountain. That's new.

-Really don't want to take a rest here. Callus can't walk. Xander says he'll "take us to his home" - Mei does not want to. Is overruled. Again.

-And now we're in the Feywild
Велика торгівля

**Велика Торгівля**-- це важливий промисел, який на відміну від Малої Торгівлі, полягає у перевезенні товару між колоніями, та заробітку на його вартості між ними.

## Історія

### До Загибелі

Велика торгівля, на відміну від малої, почалась не одразу. Якщо мала була присутня ймовірно з моменту появи людей, то для великої знадобились певні приготування. Можемо почати відлік зародження великої торгівлі з заснування перших поселень віддалених відносно один від одного на Дикому Полі. Тоді вперше набуло необхідності обмінюватись речами, товарами між поселеннями, натомість цим мав хтось займатись. Так з'явились перші торговці з караванами. Згодом їх спільноти переросли у гільдії, принаймні такі згадки можемо знайти на руїнах колишніх поселень Мновіка.

З появою Імперії, торгівля ставала дедалі актуальнішою, гільдії збільшувались, купці ставали досвідченішими. У той період почали з'являтись торгові форпости, деякі з них згодом переростали у колонії, які тільки і існували що за рахунок коливань цін між різними куточками світу.

### Після Загибелі

Після відродження левіафанів почали відроджуватись і торгові гільдії. Найбільш успішна Гільдія у Новому Ріку була ..., звідки походить легендарний купець, людина, що перша створила незалежну торгову гільдію(у Імперії Мновік ймовірно так само існували незалежні торгові гільдії, однак ймовірно були заборонені з часів правління ...). Мова йде про Рамері Кафкаса-- розбійника, зрадника Консулату, для деяких покидька, а для деяких справжнього месію.
AWR Session 27

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- There's a gross boat. Harry and Mei are exhausted

- Oh hey Eclipsa's here! Hugs happen

- Tarric fucks off somewhere because Thomas isn't here

- Eclipsa has a new necklace, raven skull over wings

- Callus gives her the TLDR of Matteo fight, ask after her "gift" but she doesn't want to talk here, time to find a bar. Decide on the Stone Soup Tavern

- Not a lot of fish people here yet

- Callus bests another door, we figure out how to order fish head stew and get two rooms

- Eclipsa tells us the gift is worse, we hand out earcuffs

- Balthazar does his best Lucian impression, gets told off

- Everyone gets introduced, Harry has a terrible realization about Tarric's invisibility habits, lead regarding Callus Cure is explained, keys are distributed

- No one can remember why we're here or who we're meant to be looking for

- Eclipsa, Harry, and Balthazar go off investigating. Market gives us the name of Madame Lee, she's got very big tits and kills dogs. There's a brothel - Chokehold Pigeon. Harry does not understand what brothels are. There's a fish person in the brothel. Everyone wants Harry to talk to the fish person. Madame Lee charges 100 gold to say Rickford Morte was in the brothel and knocked up someone and is now in a cult maybe in the South by the stone circle, Harry finds out there are more like him in a nomadic tribe of prophets called Klaus Idolization, told to Jalene by a bald blue man who said he traveled through a gate and ended up there.

- Don't get caught looking at the dragon's eye - Harry does not ask for clarification and also lies to Eclipsa's face

- Balthazar stays, surprise

- Mei and Callus have a chat about their respective dommy mommy situations, Callus insinuates Eclipsa is in with the Raven Queen, then short rest
One-Shots and Community Events

9/3/2022

Troublesome Tea Party: A Community Battle Royale

9/24/2022

Xi'Opiyah: The Quiet Year: A Map-Building Game

12/3/2022

5 Fey 1 Wilde Time: Tae's two Nova Zemja parties collide in this crime-ridden caper

Holiday 2022: One Shot Week

Choose Your Way Out: Cryo runs this high-stakes 5e prison break

Terrible Tavern: Wombat DMs a 5e mystery set in the world of The Book of Time

System Shut Down: Tae leads the party on a cyberpunk adventure

Definitely Wizards: Nikki runs an 80s-nostalgia themed game
AWR Session 31

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- Everyone is alive or unconscious!

- Potion domino chain, Tarric jerks himself off

- We'll take the deal, Balthazar gives Mei advantage on charisma

"I didn't turn in Callus because I didn't know the drop location" -Tarric

- Oh my god the bone dagger, Callus asks him to make a blood pact, Theban is stabbing himself omg bone spiders everywhere omg he's being pulled in through a carnivorous flower, dagger is gone

- Mei goes for the necklace but it's actually not magical at all and probably Xander has Theban's ritual necklace

- I guess we're killing Solar the Twin now

- JK Solar the twin is killing us instead

- Spores suck

- Why can't we learn how to cast fireball without killing ourselves

- Thunderstep, DOUBLE COUNTER SPELL AAAAA

- Shuffleboarding wives out of spore circles

- More spores oh no

- Eclipsa gets poofed. Feywild?

- Balthazar takes a piece of the broken Evannah pillars w/ citrine in it

- Harry's dead.

- Run to the people from Evannah, they can't help, Callus talks to one who endures, doesn't answer but the Raven Queen is there, after not answering Mei's calls. Giant fire being stops RQ from taking him

- Meanwhile, Eclipsa is def in the Feywild, winds up at the fountain, Alotay stole Lucian's hair surprise, poofs her to Manover

- Help Harry's dead

- Alenora portals them to pick us up

"Blood Moon is rising, prepare to leave in the shadows" - Eclipsa and Lucian and Alenora

- Mei is fucking pissed

- There's a new engraving in Harry's arm "The mission comes first, respect my body and do what you must"

- Tarric continues to be selfish and terrible

- Yousef tells us we will always be friends of the wave

- Lunar Point = Manover

- Resurrection time on Harry, Mei gives her will, Callus gives the happy smoke feeling, Lucian gives IF YOU DONT TELL ME WHICH DANDORVILLE IS WHICH I WILL FIND YOU AND GET YOU BACK AND KILL YOU AGAIN

- Harry is barely alive

- You should probably make a contribution, Harry tries to give a bunch of money, will only take five coins

- Coronation invitations, Lucian needs us all there at the same time

- Please don't announce master of secrets title

- Callus explains Lady O situation to Lucian, maybe made a mistake, don't know what this means for Eclipsa

- Harry pulls Mei aside, unloading his stuff, wants to leave the party to prep the rest of the world

- We need to find Xander's true name. Bam - Lucian knows. Kunnan, the book tells him

- Tarric/Lucian have a business meeting

- Hey why was Callus punching you when I came to get you - Lucian, Tarric: No reason

- Harry touches Callus's butt, it's radiant now

- Harry/Eclipsa chat, Mei/Eclipsa chat
Yo'Sted

# New Azure

Formerly known as Yo'Sted

Region: Nova Zemja

A quaint town with humble beginnings. People with arcane abilities find this spot to be overwhelming. High magical energy radiates here. All the people in the town are casters of some kind. Mostly dragonborn folk reside here.

After the announcement of the wedding of Alenora Lightless to Lucian Moonshadow, High Flame Azure of Rotund raised her own banners in the capital of the Crystalline Dynasty and renamed the city New Azure.