Tex Story Part Five: Rex. EXE Smashes Through Pizza Planet

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Toppy, Tex, Dave, Rohan, Asriel, and I were finally inside Pizza Planet, trying to find the toys, so we could regroup and get that Pizza Planet truck to save the multiverse from Tex. EXE and his EXE. But the problem was, well, it was a huge arcade. Let me explain: Have you ever been to a Dave and Buster's or a Chuck E. Cheese with your son or daughter or little sibling, and suddenly, you can't find them because they wandered off somewhere when you specifically told them to stay close to you? Pretty annoying, right? Well, Pizza Planet was Dave and Buster's and Chuck E. Cheese, times ten!!!!

"How are we gonna find the toys?!" asked Toppy. "This place is huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yeah," said Dave. "It'll be like trying to find a needle in a hay stack!"

"And we have Lego bodies," added Tex.

"OK, guys," said Rohan. "I think that if we search one section of the Pizza Planet at a time, we should be able to find all of the toys, one by one."

"But," I added. "We are on a race against the clock, because the EXE could strike at any moment in this universe, and effect another person. Worst of all, Tex. EXE said he'd mess with our mission to get the Pizza Planet Truck. But as long as we find the toys and get the truck, we will be fi..."

I was interrupted by the sound of a dinosaur's roar. We all gasped in horror at the site of Rex, ten times the size he was before and covered in EXE: Rex. EXE!

"Well," said Toppy. "We found the first one we need. But he's covered in EXE. Let's do this. Hopefully, we don't become the goat from Jurassic Park."

We all rushed over to Rex. EXE, who was eating kids and smashing up everything in site.

"REX! NOOO!" I yelled, trying to calm him down.

"Rex is gone!" yelled Rex. EXE, as he ate another kid.

"Rex, you aren't like this! You're better! We love you!" yelled Rohan, as he tried to hug Rex. EXE.

"ENOUGH!" yelled Rex. EXE, as he pushed Rohan aside. "Time for dinner!"

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" yelled Toppy.

Everyone nodded and ran, as Rex. EXE was right on our tail. We raced all the way to the stage area, where the band, Metro Station, were getting ready to perform.

"You guys must be Metro Station!" said Pizza Al, who just so happened to be there, still punching himself in the face.

"Yes," said the lead singer of Metro Station. "We are ready to perform. We just need to do a sound che..."

At that moment, Rex. EXE ate all of Metro Station, much to our horror.

"METRO STATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Pizza Al, before he saw Toppy and Asriel, hugging Rex. EXE, turning him back into the small Rex. "YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Pizza Al," said Toppy, glaring at him.

"You killed Metro Station and humiliated me!!!!!!!" yelled Pizza Al, who kept punching himself. "As punishment, you and your friends are gonna perform in Metro Station's place!!!!!!! GRAB AN INSTRUMENT AND GET OUT THERE!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So, we got onstage and tried to think of what to perform. At that moment, I had an idea: I started playing the drums, while Tex stared playing his guitar. Dave then joined in on keyboard, followed by Rohan on bass guitar, and Asriel on background vocals. Then, Toppy took the lead vocals, singing a variety of rock hits. In fact, here was our setlist:

Are You Gonna Be My Girl?- Jet

Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana

What's My Age Again?- Blink-182

Killing in The Name- Rage Against The Machine

Concert For Aliens- Machine Gun Kelly

Love/Hate Letter To Alcohol- Post Malone and Fleet Foxes

Take What You Want- Post Malone, Ozzy Osbourne, and Travis Scott

Man of The Year- Juice WRLD

Twin Flame- Machine Gun Kelly (The last song)

We rocked the house!!!!!!!!!!!

"Thank you, Pizza Planet!" yelled Toppy, as he crowd surfed. "Have a nice rest of your..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

We heard screams and rushed over to the pizza section, where we saw Hamm get covered in EXE. We were about to bring home the bacon, EXE wise.

(To be continued...)