Llama

**Llama** is a minor character in *Turtle Man and DaPhantom*, a magical skeleton who lives in Yoshi Resort and sells mushrooms.

## Appearance

Llama is a living skeleton who has black, floating bones, including a skull, ribcage, 2 arms and 2 legs. One of his eyes is red in colour whereas the other is purple, to signify which side of his body can harness which individual power that he has. His skeletal body is filled with holes that can be seen through as well.

## Background

Llama was born in Wales. Other then that, nothing is really known about his background but he later had moved to Yoshi Resort and met Max for the first time with them becoming good pals after a while. He also had met a guy named Shumi who he at first found pretty annoying, so he decided to blow up his first potion shop and replace it with his own Creeper Goods store. Then, he decided to start a career in selling mushrooms so he set up a shop for those too, even though Max warned him that the Yoshi Resort authorities may not approve of this idea. This business ended up being pretty successful with lots of people making purchases from him, so many that he made even more places to sell his product (some being hidden away in case the authorities don’t like them) and even expanding overseas, opening a mushroom store in Australia. Though there was a lot of riots there since he accidentally sold mushrooms to minors, so he decided to close that one and just return to only selling them in Yoshi Resort.

Llama had first met Turtle Man, DaPhantom and Officer M. when they accidentally bumped into him while looking for the Yoshi Resort Market, as it was Turtle Man and DaPhantom’s first time trying to go there. He mocked Officer M’s intelligence and told him to watch where he was going, but also did give them the directions to the market so they were later able to find it. They saw him again later at night when they were tired from going around the market so many times without being able to find Doctor M. and were looking for a restaurant to sit down and eat at. Llama told them that there are no restaurants nearby, except for one that was closed due to an infestation of bugs, but offered them a mushroom which Turtle Man was about to eat but the others refused. The trio saw Llama again when they revisited Yoshi Resort from Sparkville so Officer M. could tell Doctor M. that he had accidentally killed Grandpa Shed, but they were in a rush so they didn’t speak to him at all. He also appears to insult Officer M. again when he comes to Yoshi Resort in search of Doctor M. alongside DaPhantom and Mort, claiming that he has a big head mostly filled of gas rather then brains but also did tell him that he hasn't seen Doctor M. around in a couple of days. Llama and Shumi had both also travelled from Yoshi Resort to the mountains near The City of Nexus to participate in a race - Llama’s car ran on good vibes and prayer. Though he made it pretty far in the race and managed to run over Shumi and Officer Jones, he was attacked by Officer M. during the race and then prayed too hard which caused him to ascend to the heavens.

A few days later, Llama had descended from heaven and claimed that he was kicked out of heaven for calling God lazy. After hearing that Turtle Man, DaPhantom and Officer M. were looking for information regarding the Farlands, Llama told them that he had some information about it but would only reveal it to them if they could make complete his challenge: making it to the top of the Resort’s local Bog Copper Tower. He told them that this tower was constructed by unknown Gods, was filled with parkour and also had some hidden shortcuts, those of which he was refusing to tell Officer M. about. When the three had finally made it to the top after many hours of trying and failing, Llama was already there to congratulate and tell them the information he knew, which ended up being very barebones apart from the fact that the best way to get to the Farlands would be via sea. He later also begrudgingly helped them get to the Farlands after their boat they brought off of an old fisherman, named the S.S. Cheapskate, had collapsed within an ark filled with animals and Yoshis in similar vain to that of the Noah’s Ark story from the Bible. These Yoshis and animals would attack any police officers though, so Officer M. had to pretend he wasn’t an officer and instead posed as a firefighter for the entire 20 hour journey to the Farlands in the Ark. He had also brought them back to Yoshi Resort using this same Ark and did it much faster, as he remembered that the ark was fueled by good vibes and prayer so him and the trio praying would allow it to travel much faster.

Llama was next seen bringing a package to Doctor M’s house when the main trio were there looking after his dog Grover, revealing that his middle name is Joseph when he called for Doctor “Joseph” M. After taking the package, Officer M. kicked him away to the Resort’s minigames where he shattered into several pieces, with him being shattered again by Superdog after he had just finished putting himself back together. He fought in the Soul War some time later with a specialised set of armour and weapons with him, and also had a notable role in the Halloween Special where he led the trio to the house of the Soul Witch since he needed their help to defeat her. But he stubbed his toe outside the house and couldn’t go in to fight her, so they did without him and he later came to the Halloween party in Nexus after they emerged victorious. In the Christmas Special, he was among the angry mob who were berating the trio after they handed out Robo-Santa’s evil gifts and convinced them to go question him, and also was at the Christmas party in Nexus where he welcomed Kanye West to the stage who performed an epic song.

Llama is in a prophecy within the Resort that he will go on an adventure with Max, Shumi and another friend of theirs named Tommy, but he gets separated from them and finds some scraps of metal and other things so he will begin to experiment on them; this leading to the creation of many powerful weapons, equipment and even a giant Llama Bot that will almost kill Shumi. Through a sacrifice, Llama will help him defeat the evil demon named Endie in a world-ending event. But this prophecy probably won’t happen now since Shumi was killed by Superdog.

## Personality and Relationships

Llama could be called a pretty persistent person, who will keep trying with no end to get his way when it comes to stuff such as opening his shops and many, many houses. He is pretty chill towards those he is friendly with and likes to make a lot of jokes with them that they find funny, but to those that annoy or cross him he can be quite the blunt, brutal person dishing out heaps of insults and mocking. If he is denied something, he will often just keep asking for it until he receives what he wants and has even tried to bribe in order to get his way on a few occasions.

He likes having a lot of property: across all of Yoshi Resort, he has several of his own houses all of which he hang out in on a regular basis. He also owns several stores including his Creeper Goods and also the various mushroom shops. Llama is decent friends with Max and Shumi, fellow residents of the Resort, but he absolutely hates Victor for his attacks on the Resort and has said many times that he wants to kill him one day. He used to hate Gerald as well for seemingly no reason, but he eventually grew to like him or at least respect him and now thinks he’s a pretty cool guy. Llama is also great friends with an Alien who inhabits various areas of the Resort, most notably the Bog Copper Tower and he may be friends with the almighty Kanye West as well.

## Abilities

Since Llama is an undead skeleton, it means he has similar properties to other undead creatures such as being harmed by healing sources and healed by harming sources. He is also pretty resistant in combat, being able to endure a lot of damage yet still being able to come back together such as if his limbs are thrown apart. The two different colours on his eyes also signify what side of his body can use a specific magical power - on the red side he is able to conjure streams of blazing hot brimstone fire, while on the purple side he is able to cast corrupting magic that spreads and infects that which it touches. Since he is a skeleton it also results in his body parts being able to fall apart and be broken quite easily; however he is able to build these parts back together.

## Appearances

* S7E3 - The Cylinder
* S7E5 - Sparkville (non-speaking cameo)
* Turtle Man and DaPhantom: The Lost Origins
* S8E1 - Mountain Race
* S8E4 - Bog Copper Tower
* S8E5 - The Farlands
* S8E9 - Dogsittin'
* S8E10 - The Blacksmith
* S8E12 - Unstable Amulet
* S8E15 - Soul War
* Halloween Special
* Christmas Special

## Trivia

* Llama also exists in the Yoshi Resort: Rebooted game itself, as a character who can be spoken to in several areas across the map. He also does have 2 mushroom shops in the map, one is hidden wheateas the other is not.
* He is voiced by Software Automatic Mouth and several random audio clips.

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