Schoolkids React To NPW's Farting Noise Toys

A Season 1 episode of Schoolkids React; it involves NPW's Farts In a Jar and Fart Effects.

## The Kids' Reactions to Farts In A Jar

### Short and Squeaky

* Kim: That one reminds me of a fast and playful jazz-rock piano solo!
* Kam: I could tap along to that short 'n' squeaky toot!
* Philly: That one's just like a quick bass guitar tune!
* Madison: So cute, just like a bunny!
* Eddie: That one's just like a teeny-tiny titter!
* Tami: I could strum a ditty on my trusty aqua uke to go with that toot!

### Long and Wet

* Kim: That reminds me of a really loud whoopie cushion!
* Kam: That one reminds me of a crazy tap dance!
* Philly: That one's just like a power chord!
* Madison: That one's as unmistakable as an echo bouncing around!
* Eddie: That one reminds me of the fire alarm; however, that squelchy toot always, ALWAYS makes me smile!
* Tami: I could strum a really silly tune on my famous ukulele to accompany that toot!

### Creaky Floorboard

* Kim: That reminds me of spooky piano music.
* Kam: That reminds me of a suspenseful Halloween tune that I could play on my piano!
* Philly: That's so rhythmic, in fact, I could use it for adding comedy to my tap-dancing!
* Madison: That reminds me of an eerie motel!
* Eddie: It's just like a really scary horror movie!
* Tami: That reminds me of a creepy tune I could strum on my trusty guitar!

### Deflating Balloon

* Kim: That reminds me of the world's loudest whoopee cushion!
* Kam: I could playfully tap dance to that one!
* Philly: That one's like a bass line bouncing all around the dance floor!
* Madison: That's a comic work of art!
* Eddie: Wowie-zowie, what a magical masterpiece!
* Tami: I'll make up a colorfully lighthearted chord progression on my uke to go with that noise!

### Out Of Tune Trombone

* Kim: That's just like a dissonant piano!
* Kam: That reminds me of syncopated tap dancing!
* Philly: That one's just like an offbeat bass line!
* Madison: That's just like a comical boo-boo!
* Eddie: That one's just like an off-key bugle!
* Tami: Just like a broken flugelhorn!

### Stiff Leather Chair

* Kim: That reminds me of accenting a note on my piano!
* Kam: I could make up a short and snappy tap dance to go with that funny toot!
* Philly: That one's just like a rhythmic bassline as it thumps and pounds along!
* Madison: That one reminds me of a miniature whoopie cushion!
* Eddie: That reminds me of a mini whoopie cushion.
* Tami: Short and snappy strums on my uke plus that fart equals maximum LOLs!

## The Kids' Reactions To Fart Effects

### Soloist

* Madison: Ah, the distinct bouquet of my butt!
* Eddie: What a pretty twang, just like my accent!
* Kim: This makes me want to get my uke out!
* Kam: So unforgettable, I've got to tap!
* Philly: I'll add in some classy tapping 'cause it's stop time!
* Tami: I'm gonna sing along and jam along on my trusty guitar!

### Squelcher

* Madison: So unique, it's a diamond in the rough!
* Eddie: That's the most beautiful note I've ever heard!
* Kim: So rhythmic, I'm tapping along!
* Kam: Wowee zowee! What a delightfully goofy tune!
* Philly: I'll add in that squelchy noise to my tapping!
* Tami: I'm gonna get my uke out 'cause of that squelchy song!

### Croaker

* Madison: Oh no, I stepped on a frog!
* Eddie: Just like mixed-up keys of Kim 'n' Kam's piano!
* Kim: What a great idea for a tap-dancing workout!
* Kam: You should hear me singing that croaky song!
* Philly: I'll add in my trusty bass to accompany that kooky croak!
* Tami: I'll strum to accompany that croak!

### Wobbler

* Madison: That wobbly noise is quite amusing!
* Eddie: That's just like a musical hiccup!
* Kim: Wobbly and rhythmic, perfect for a tap-dancing workout!
* Kam: I'm going to sing in harmony with that wobbly noise!
* Philly: I'll add in my famous bass grooves for maximum wobble!
* Tami: I'm gonna strum on my aqua uke to add to that wobbly melody!

### Door-Creaker

* Madison: That reminds me of a super-spooky haunted house!
* Eddie: That reminds me of Kim 'n' Kam's piano when it's rusty and needs tuning!
* Kim: What a unique noise for a tapping workout!
* Kam: Just like a dramatic piano solo!
* Philly: I'll add in bass vibes to that creepy, creaky noise!
* Tami: I will play my aqua ukulele to accompany this eerie, creaky tune!