Flex Offenders (Animated)

The Flex Offenders animated series was a cartoon running on the Cartoon Network and The Hub from 2007 to 2019. The animated series featured a less gory/violent retelling of the popular Image Comics series of the same name. The animated series tells the story of the second generation of the Flex Offenders, a gang of independently insured superheroes dedicated to saving lives and executing witnesses (as has become the team's unofficial "tagline"), as they navigate complex teenage issues like boys, shitty reboots of old shows that were really good, and the constant struggle of doing just enough to make it seem like you care about social justice without actually doing enough to shift the societal systems that keep members of your own cultural background above all others.

## Censorship

While the original comic book series art-style consistently displayed all female characters with bigger dicks than the male characters, the pussies over at Cartoon Network thought this would upset the children watching, and instead gave all members of the Flex Offenders both male and female genitalia, which were featured prominently on their uniforms, and really killed my boner. I could talk about how this betrays the source material and as such matters more than most political issues, but I'm getting ahead of myself. The frequent use of racial slurs employed by team leader Dillon was also noticeably cut-back, excepting racism against white people in keeping with the rampant double standard of entrenched cultural self-loathing that so heavily characterizes the post-immigration culture of the United States. Fucking Typical. The grisly deaths of the original members of the first generation of Flex Offenders was also heavily censored, as while the libtard network agreed to have a group of innocent white people being savagely beaten to death by black protestors, they refused to show the Flex Offenders defending themselves in any way out of fear that this would be perceived as yet another instance of dominant whites committing violence to subjugate the black community. The infamous Taco Bell scene featuring Brynn and Zach was also edited to restructure the narrative as two aggressive whites violently and scatalogically desecrating a place of Mexican worship, rather than a scene in which two innocent whites have their digestive tracts assaulted by Mexican food so bad it was kicked out of Mexico twice. I can't believe my account on the official forums got suspended after I complained about this stuff, but I guess my kind wasn't welcome there. Whites really are the most oppressed race

## **Cancellation**

The Flex Offenders animated series would be cancelled in October of 2015, with executives at the Cartoon Network claiming that the cast did not represent the ethnically and culturally diverse landscape of the modern day, and as such should be removed from television for setting the unrealistically high expectations that its young viewership could take a walk outside on any given day without feeling compelled at some point to cross the street. They kicked me off reddit for saying it, but I really think they should've capitalized on the racial slurs. Typical libtard media, wanting all their characters to be Mary Sues without any flaws. If your character doesn't say the N word as much as I do, then how can I be expected to relate to them? Bunch of fucking hacks if you ask me