Boots With The Spurs

*This episode is about chapters 33 to the end of Star Wars: Battlefront: Twilight Company.*

## Episode 138

### Director

Rogue Seven

**If they were a** :  Character from Thor Ragnarok

## **A Star Wars Question**:

Did anyone know that recorders were a serious instrument?

**Highlights:**

* Namir's name was on page 12 of the hard cover!!!
* The term is actually "Gas Lamping" not "Gas Lighting" and you'd know that if you had any reading comprehension. This is why you need me to take notes for you.
* "Because GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!" - Rogue Leader
* "I can't wear my accent..." - Rogue Seven
* "Have you tried?" - Rogue Six
* Piano, Guitar, Trumpet, a loud Saf... if Heath can play drums then Rogue Podron can be a Ska band.
* "Boba Fett would wear horse stabbers on his feet." - Danny
* 11:15 Saf licks her book.
* #ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) 13:00, 15:30,
* Horse Saf> Sleeping Pill Saf> Sober Saf> Flu Saf> Tiger Saf
* #AStaCacAB (All Stormtroopers Are Cops, All Cops Are Bastards)
* 4:20! Fight the Empire!
* "I was worried about the eels thrashing inside of me, but we get together and rise above to a higher level." - Meg
* Eels, Mush, Pills, and Danny is my favorite prog rock band.
* When a Gadren and a Namir love each other just enough, they make a human with three arms made of fire.
* Saga Cameo!

Dramatic Reading: Chapter number 33 (Roach is Saf, Namir is Ash, Gadren is Danny, Narrator is Meg)

* Chaliss and Namir karaoke references- 23:28, 25:30,
* There's no wrong way to say Kuat.
* Meg will be a naughty baby for daddy Gadren.
* Inyusu Tor =/= Inyri Forge
* What song does Gadren sing at War-aoke?
* Mario Paint Force Theme is to the Jedi as Warioke is to the Sith
* Steven King actually did write a story about a magic computer and it is called "Word Processor of the Gods" and it is not scary but actually sweet.
* Gadren has the assault rifle edition of the Doof Guitar
* Gadren is just DTRJ with more arms
* What's my name? Corjintane! Ask me again I'll tell you the same!
* Gadren giving the old readers flashbacks to church in the 90s...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBcySTTIW3c

* Twilight Roach: Unfortunately not a Thakwash
* Science Fact! 43:00
* Slurpin Saf 51:55 and 52:00
* NON STANDARD BOOT!?!?
* Saf groans as gravity takes hold? FALSE, she squeals.
* Challis vs Verge fight choreography

https://youtu.be/ndKtD7CbQco?t=40

* Now there's a three armed Besilisk to team up with the three armed humans!

Dramatic Reading: Chapter number 35 (Gadren is Danny, twice)

* Even the droids, even the ship.

Dramatic Reading: Final Pages (Gadren/Twitch is Danny, Namir is Ash, Brand is Saf, Tona/Narrator is Meg, then Narrator is Saf)

* If this is how we fight, this is how we Endor?
* Star Wars Sing-a-long 1:08:00
* More Patreon Money = Bigger Fists for Saf!

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**
What would you name your NEW CANON Imperial Star Destroyer?

**Rogue Leader**: WOULDN'T HAVE ONE (okay fine, ISD YEET)

**Rogue Six**: ISD Snowcone

**Rogue Seven**: ISD Lipstickinmyvalentinowhitebag, or ISD Haroldtheyrelesbians

**Rogue Nine**: ISD Vibecheck

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Liam-- ISD Liam

* Hasan -- ISD Equality

* X-Wings & History -- ISD {Boilerplate Corporate Diversity Tweet}

* TomtheFanboy -- ISD Enterprise

* Dinner Leader-- ISD Coelacanth

* Mika -- ISD Widow-With-Seemingly-Dead-Husband

* Yubsie -- ISD Stabby

* Baby Yoda Aparently -- ISD #Hashtag

* Tomas -- ISD Recanonizer

* Oaty -- ISD Cinderella

* Bethany -- ISD The Ring

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Ash from Meg and Saf, Yubsie from Danny, Mika from Meg, Tom from Ash
(Glistening Attack of the Clones Anakin's Padawan Braid to Dinner Leader)

### **This Week's Glistener Question:** What Twico/Absquad team-up would you like to see? What would they do?

* Rogue Leader: Gadren and Wyl Lark going to a market for meilooruns

* Rogue Six: Chass and Roach are the last on the dance floor, partying until 3am.