Side Quests

1. Pickpocket on west side of Apartments

Quest giver is a Leper in the middle of the Wilkes Mansion West Hall.

William: Hey there.

Leper: I buried a statue under a tree. But my mind has forgotten where.
Leper: Many things can be found on the mansion grounds.

### Finding the Statue:

A Silver Statue can be found buried under the west tree in the Wilkes Mansion Entrance. It can be found before even speaking to the quest giver.

### Returning the Statue:

The Leper does not want it back, and has left the West Hall, so the Silver Statue is yours to keep.

## Confiscated Buckle

Quest giver is a man in the northwest of the Police Station Upstairs Lobby.

### Starting Dialogue:

Man: The damn security guard took my belt buckle just because it was made of metal.

### Retrieve the Buckle:

The Belt Buckle is found within the Safe next to security in the Police Station Lobby. You must use a Lock Pick to open it.

### Returning the Buckle:

Man: Wow! You found my belt buckle! My pants will finally stay up! Take this reward.

He gives you a Chest Key.

## Fool At The Gym

Quest giver is a woman standing in the northwest corner of Dick's Grill by the door to the kitchen.

### Starting Dialogue:

Woman: I made a fool of myself at the gym. I'm never going back...

Woman: Here's a key, you can have my stuff.

She gives you an Unknown Locker Key.

### Finding the Locker:

Go to the locker room. The Unknown Locker Key opens the rightmost Locker in the center set of lockers. (Item 7 on the Locker Room map)

## Hole In My Pocket

Quest giver is a man standing in the middle of the sidewalk in front of Channel 4.

### Starting Dialogue:

Man: I'm so stupid! I had a hole in my pocket and I lost my wallet and my car fob.

William: I'm on it.

### Finding His Stuff:

You can find the Car Fob in the northeast corner of the Publics Parking Lot. The Wallet can be found in the northeast corner of the Apartments Parking Lot.

### Returning His Stuff:

Man: I see you found my lost wallet and car fob! Here's a reward.

You receive a Chest Key as a reward.

## It's Cold

Quest giver is a man standing in the northwest of Strip Center: Street.

### Starting Dialogue:

Man: I got kicked out of my house. It's so cold out here!

### Give Off Some Warmth:

Light the Barrel of Wood next to the man with your Blow Torch.

### Talking to Man Again:

Man: Wow! It feels so much warmer now. Thanks for the help. Here's a tip.

You receive $1000 as a reward.

## Loose Exhaust

Quest giver is an officer standing on the by the rear of his car on the west side of the Police Station: Parking Lot.

### Starting Dialogue:

Officer: This damned exhaust system is rattling. What the hell do I need to secure it so it won't rattle?

### Fixing the Problem:

Purchase a Nut and Bolt Set from Jon's Junkbox at the Warehouse: Building for $600. Give it to the officer.

### Returning:

Officer: This is perfect! Thanks!

Officer: Here's a little reward, detective.

## Lost Cat

Quest giver is a man standing on the sidewalk in front of the Condos.

### Starting Dialogue:

Man: I've lost my cat! It's a dark, black cat that moves very fast. I hope he's not gone far.

William: I can handle this.

### Finding the Figurine:

The cat can be found on the eastern edge of the street in front of the Strip Center. A couple seconds after you enter the map, the cat will pop out of the trees and stand still a little to the right of the door to the Porn Shop. After only a second or two, the cat will run back into the trees and won't return until you leave and enter the map again. You have to be very quick to catch it. The best way to catch the cat is to go into the Porn Shop and then back onto the street. When the cat appears, click on it quickly. It may take a few tries, but you will end up with an Angry Cat.

### Returning the Cat:

Man: Did you find my lost cat?

William: Look what I have.

Man: Thank you so much! Here's a reward!

## Lost Crucifix

Quest giver is a woman standing in the southeast corner of the Strip Center Street. She is there from the beginning of the game and will give the quest, but doesn't actively signal until ?????.

### Starting Dialogue:

Woman: Repent! Get rid of the porn shop! North Santiva should not allow porn!...

Woman: I'm sorry... I'm agitated ever since I lost my crucifix. It was an important family heirloom.

### Finding the Crucifix:

The Crucifix can be found under the Bush on the right side of the Eve Cathedral Entrance. It requires the Machete to clear the Bush.

### Returning the Crucifix:

Woman: You found my crucifix! I fell much better about my life. Here... Take a reward.

## Lost Figurine

Quest giver is a man standing by the corner of Dick's Grill.

### Starting Dialogue:

Man: I lost my figurine in the forest. That was supposed to be a gift for my daughter.

William: Perhaps I can find it for you.

Man: If you find it, I'll pay a big reward.

William: I'm on it.

### Finding the Figurine:

Any Stone Figurine will complete the quest, it does not have to be one found in the woods. The Stone Figurine from the Barn on Rays' Farm will work, or any figurine you may have gotten elsewhere.

### Returning the Figurine

Man: You found my figurine!

William: Give him you figurine? (Yes/No)

Man: Thanks! Here, take this reward.

## My Wife Is Cheating

Quest giver is a man standing in the southwest corner of Dick's Grill.

### Starting Dialogue:

Man: My wife is cheating on me! What color shirt is that bastard wearing?

William: (Red/Blue/Green/I don't know. But I'll find out.)

William: Leave it to me.

### Finding the Cheater:

The man's wife and the bastard are in front of Channel 4. They are standing to the west side of the building, and have hearts popping up repeatedly over their heads. Take a look at the color of the bastard's shirt (it's blue) and return to Strip Center#Dick's Grill.

### Fingering the Bastard:

Man: I'm going to kick his ass!

Follow the man out of Dick's Grill and go back to Channel 4. You will briefly see the two of them arguing, then the bastard runs off and the man comes over and talks to you.

Man: You were right. You're a pretty good detective. Here's a reward.

## Quiz Show

Quest giver is a female police officer standing in the northeast corner of Police Station Parking Lot.

### Starting Dialogue:

Officer: If you're going to be a detective, you need to know the city.

Office: How well do you know North Santiva?

William: (I know everything about this city/I'm still learning)

Officer: Time for a quiz, hot shot. If you prove yourself, I'll give you a reward.
William: (Bring on the quiz! I'm ready!/I'm not ready. I need to study.)

### Taking the Quiz:

The officer will ask a series of 6 multiple choice questions about the city. For each question you get right, you win $100, up to a total of $600. If you answer all 6 questions right, you also get Intelligence + 1.

Question 1: The neon sign at the grocery store is broken. Which letter is not lighting up?

Answer 1: (U, L, C, S) (L)

Question 2: How many trees are in front of Heather's house?

Answer 2 (1, 2, 3, 4) (1)

Question 3: Which of these are NOT in Heather's backyard?

Answer 3 (Diving Board, Deck, Umbrella, Hot tub) (Hot tub)

Question 4: How many seating sections are there in the chapel?

Answer 4: (1, 2, 3, 4) (3)

Question 5: Which unit number is found at the condos?

Answer 5: (51, 102, 203, 1000) (102)

Question 6: What landmark is found east of the Casula Forest entry?

Answer 6: (Waterfall, Redwood Tree, Statue, Giant Hole) (Waterfall)

## Sneaky Delivery

Quest giver is a woman standing by the left side of the security screening in the Police Station Lobby. If you don't talk to her within several seconds of entering the map, she turns around and goes back upstairs. Exiting the map and returning brings her back to the same spot.

### Starting Dialogue:

Woman: I'm expecting a package. Are you the delivery man?

### Putting Together Her Package:

Purchase an Empty Box from Publics for $100. Click on it in your inventory and put any ***METAL*** Treasure in it, preferably a low-value one. You will receive a Filled Heavy Box.

### Giving Her the Package:

Woman: I'm expecting a package. Are you the delivery man?

Give her the Filled Heavy Box.

Woman: I sure hope there's no metal in this box. I hate having to show my packages to the officers.

When she goes through the security screening, the alarm goes off and the officers take her aside, giving you access to the area beyond security.

## Stolen Lunch

Quest giver is a man standing on the west end of the Police Station West Cubicles.

### Starting Dialogue:

Man: Someone stole my lunch! I think it was one of the officers.

### Returning the Lunch:

Man: I'm expecting a package. Are you the delivery man?

## Sunburned!

Quest giver is a man standing in the northwest corner of the Publics Parking Lot. He is there before the quest is available, but only gives generic dialogue until the morning that Nellie is arrested.

### Starting Dialogue:

Man: Do you have any idea what it's like to stand outside all day? I'm covered in sunburn!

### What Helps With Sunburn?:

Find the Aloe Plant in the clearing in the Casula Forest Farm Entrance.

### Soothing the Burn:

Man: Is that an aloe plant? Mind if I take it off you hands? I will reward you nicely.

Man: Thanks! Here's your reward. Take this key.

## What a Mess

Quest giver is a man standing on the west side of the Channel 4 Lobby.

### Starting Dialogue:

Man: I'm too scared to fire the receptionist at Channel 4. But she leaves junk everywhere!

Man: Box up 4 bags of junk that she's left inside the Channel 4 building, tell her to leave and I'll give you a reward.

### Clean Up:

Find the 4 Bags of Junk. One is in the southeast corner of the Waiting Room. One is in the southeast corner of the Lobby. One is behind the receptionist's desk in the Upper Lobby. One is hidden by a sofa in the south of the Upper Lobby. Purchase an Empty Box from Publics for $100 and click on it in your inventory and put in the Bags of Junk.

### Give Her the Bad News:

Receptionist: My boss tells me I make too many messes. I hope I don't get fired.

William: I put all your junk in this box and now you have to take your stuff and leave.

Receptionist: Are you firing me?!

William: Sorry, but that's life.

Receptionist: Argh!

The Receptionist jumps out the window and dies (WTF!?!?!)

William: It worked! (Seriously, WTF!?!?!?!?)

William: The receptionist jumped out the window.

Man: Thanks for doing my dirty work.