Simonchu

Evan Christopher George's original character

**Simonchu** is the main character of the Simonchu comic series. He is the Electric Hedgehog Driller Pokemon. The creation of Evan Christopher George, Simonchu faces much strife in his life but awe-inspiringly overcomes it to face the call of duty.

He is close friends with Asperchu and will team up with him when danger calls. His closest gal-pal is Niachu.

## Backstory

Simonchu was once a normal Pikachu. Abandoned by his true parents, this Pikachu was raised from birth by a family of Beedrills. However, one day, a rainbow carrying the DNA of Sonic the Hedgehog one day flew in from another town and hit this Pikachu. The energy release absorbed the life force of the Pikachu and gave him drills in addition to the DNA of Sonic. Unfortunately, it also killed the Beedrills who raised him. Crestfallen over the death of his Beedrill parents, Simonchu retreated underground until the events of Simonchu Issue 0.

## In Simonchu

It was not until Simonchu became a teenager years later that he finally emerged from his Diglett Hole. Niachu was buried in a Rejected Manbeast capsule that malfunctioned and released her into Simonchu's home. Niachu asked to be escorted home to her father, Lord Nave, at the WHHS. Simonchu agreed, but it was all an ambush to kill the two of them. However, with the help of Kittaninetails, Simonchu and Niachu triumphed and became ECGville heroes. Simonchu later had the horrible misfortune to have the Legal Rights to his character stolen to create his evil clone Simonla. He is currently preparing for an invasion of CWCVille to get them back from the Mayor.

Despite his many triumphs, Simonchu still suffers from crippling depression, to which Asperchu provides emotional support and Moon-Pals provide "herbal medication" for it.

## In Asperchu

Simonchu also serves a role in Asperchu. He is introduced here as Wild Sonichu's lover, and as we later discover, husband even. He is attacked by Metal Asperchu and has his Drill Medallion stolen. He is left traumatized by it, and must be comforted by Wild. He later joins Asperchu and the gang in helping track down Metal. Simonchu is told to stay at home and remain safe, but becomes worried when Asperchu returns home but Wild does not. His fears are later confirmed, when Wild is shot by Metal Asperchu on the drive back to the house. He attends the funeral of course, and becomes very depressed by the events. Out of his grief, he ends up having sex with Rosechu in the cupboard in a supermarket. They are eventually discovered by Magi-Chan and Whispy Sonichu. Simonchu then finds out that Magi-Chan also had feelings for him all along, and then he, Magi-Chan and Rosechu have a gay threesome on the sofa. Simonchu later joins in the invasion of CWCVille, alongside Magi-Chan, Sonichu, Mitch, Asperchu, Max, and Jivin. He helps the group by digging underground tunnels to help them get around CWCVille undetected. He later joins the others in the assault on Ian's tower, the Mayoral Office, and was invaluable in defeating Son-Chu. It is interesting to note that he addresses Simonchu as "That traitor Simonla", suggesting that not only can he not tell Sonichu, Mitch, and Asperchu apart, he confuses his own twisted gender-bending creation with the original it was based on. When he was last seen, Metal Asperchu activated the four chaos pickles, and Metal's power caused him to be knocked backwards out of a hole in the wall, and he fell to the ground. Fortunately, he survived, having his fall cushioned by a mound of dirt at the bottom of the Tower. He returned later, to help Sonichu and Mitch in their quest to track down Christian Weston Chandler.

## Powers

Simonchu has no hands, but drills. The drills are filled with the life force of his Beedrill parents, and grow in size and power when Simonchu is filled with determination and willpower. The drills can act both as weapons in combat and can dig holes, much like actual drills. He can also fire electric shockwaves from these drills. Simonchu like most of his kind, is incredibly fast, as well.

## Sexuality

Simonchu is a bisexual. His original Heartsweet is Niachu, but he often has urges for men in addition to women. He shares the fact that he has these feelings with Niachu, who encourages him to keep both doors open and find his true self. Niachu loves Simonchu enough to want the best for him. Simonchu has been trying to experiment with his male-loving half by seeking a relationship with CWCVille resident Wild Sonichu. Wild and Simonchu met after Wild found out that his previous Sweetbolt, Simonla, was a SLANDEROUS MOCKERY. However, due to the Slander Force-field surrounding the entire city of CWCVille, Simonchu and Wild cannot be seen together, and must keep their relationship to the more open-minded towns of ECGville and Albville. Wild encourages Simonchu to explore both options just as much as Niachu does, and both Wild and Niachu have made a respectful agreement not to pressure Simonchu into sexual acts until he has made up his mind for himself. Simonchu, under the influence of some drugs he received from either Bill or Yawning Squirtle, has done some questionable things. He has no recollection of any of it happening. As stated before, Simonchu is 100% BISEXUAL, and both he and Evan (as well as both of Simonchu's romantic interests) get very defensive when he is perceived as anything other than what he truly is. His bisexual side is shown completely out in the open in Asperchu Issue 1, where he is engaged in a healthy consensual relationship with Wild Sonichu. Within the Simonchu comics, however, his bisexuality has only been hinted at so far.