Domestic Disturbance

Aaron Rift’s introduction to the mega event.

**NoDQ CAW & Slam 'n' Jam Present Domestic Disturbance** is the fifth mega event of Season 5 of NoDQ CAW and the twelfth mega event in the league's history as well as the first that was co-produced with Slam 'n' Jam. It hosts seven matches. The event's theme tune was *Die Motherfucker Die* by Dope.

## Matches

### Freddy Krueger v The Hulk v Las Vegas Link v The Terminator - NoDQ International Championship Fatal Four Way Match

Las Vegas Link immediately clotheslines the Terminator. Freddy Krueger steps out of the ring and watches on as the other competitors take one another apart. Link brings a sledgehammer into the ring and the Terminator seizes is, clobbering the Hulk with it before knocking Freddy off the apron. Link brings a steel chair into the ring and batters the Hulk. Freddy gets into the ring as Link gives the Hulk a facecrusher. Freddy and the Hulk try to double team the Hulk but the Hulk fights them off. The two try once more and give him a huge double neckbreaker then give the Terminator a double flapjack. Freddy and Link dive onto the Terminator.

Freddy gives the Hulk a fallaway slam before he and Link leap onto him but the Hulk dodges Freddy’s attack. The Terminator gives Freddy a backbreaker. The Hulk brings a chair into the ring but Link stops him with a backbreaker before applying an STF to the Terminator. Freddy clubs the Terminator with a steel chair. The Hulk gives Link a back suplex but then receives a low blow from Freddy. Link clotheslines the Terminator. Freddy Irish whips the Hulk into the corner and Freddy and Link give him a double team toss across the ring. The Terminator gives Freddy a Terminator Clothesline but is clotheslined by Link who then pins Freddy for the 3-count.

**Winner: Las Vegas Link**

*WADE: I don’t know, Bobby. Now that I think about it, I don’t know!*
Bobby Spade and Wade Needham ponder the Championship implications of Link’s victory

### Beavis and Butt-Head v Bluntman & Chronic – Slam ‘n’ Jam Tag Team Championships

Bluntman tries to give Beavis a back suplex but Beavis flips over him and gives him a chop block. Beavis makes the tag and Butt-Head dropkicks Bluntman. Butt-Head drives the back of Bluntman’s head into his knee. Bluntman fires back with a knee lift and an armbreaker. Butt-Head tags Beavis back in. Bluntman is knocked to the outside but Beavis sends him back in. Beavis gets in the ring but is knocked down by Chronic. Beavis recovers and torques at Bluntman’s knee before tagging in Butt-Head.

Butt-Head gives Bluntman a headscissors then dodges a pair of diving attacks from Bluntman. Beavis gives Bluntman a Northern Lights suplex and holds it for a pin but Bluntman is in the ropes. Butt-Head tags in Beavis who rolls Bluntman up for a 2-count. Bluntman tries to dropkick Beavis but is swatted down. Beavis gives Bluntman a pair of overhead arm drags.

Bluntman tags in Chronic and Beavis tags in Butt-Head. Chronic gives Butt-Head an overhead suplex then locks in a submission hold but Butt-Head breaks free. Butt-Head gives Chronic a knee lift then tags in Beavis to give him a double arm drag. Bluntman throws Butt-Head to the outside and leaps onto him as Beavis pins Chronic, who powers out of the pin at 2. Chronic knocks Beaivs to the floor and drops an elbow on him from the top rope. Chronic applies a Grapevine Sleeper Hold but Beavis doesn’t tap out.

Bluntman tags in Bluntman who makes a cover but releases it as he is in a poor position. Beavis gives Bluntman a side headlock. Bluntman misses a drop kick and Beavis gives him a headscissors. Beavis brings a chair into the ring but Bluntman knocks it out of his hands before giving him a 450 Splash for a 2-count. Beavis gives Bluntman a European uppercut. Beavis climbs the top rope but Bluntman throws him of the top rope, climbing up himself to deliver a Swanton Bomb for a 2-count. Butt-Head storms the ring to deliver a Twist of Fate. Beavis and Butt-Head squabble between one another due to Butt-Head not being quicker to break up Bluntman’s pin cover attempt and Bluntman gives Beavis a neckbreaker from behind to score the 3-count and the win.

**Winners: Bluntman & Chronic**

Bobby Spade’s opinion on the former NoDQ CAW Tag Team Champions has not softened with time.

### Superman v Spider-Man – NoDQ Pacific Championship Match

The two men circle one another to start the match then collide with one another’s strikes. Superman gives Spider-Man a headscissors. The two try to trade attacks but counter one another time after time. Superman leaps onto Spider-Man with a splash but Spider-Man dodges. Spider-Man hits Superman with a double axe handle. Superman shoulder blocks Superman into the rings then leaps onto him from the top turnbuckle, knocking him to the outside. Superman leaps onto Spider-Man but Spider-Man dodges and fires back with an Asai moonsault.

Superman gives Spider-Man a wind-up punch and fireman’s carry then returns to the ring to deliver a splash over the top rope to the Champion. Spider-Man recovers and gives Superman a Spidey Sense Suplex on the outside. Spider-Man leaps onto Superman from the ring. Superman sets Spider-Man up on a ringside commentary table then climbs up on top of it. The two brawl on top of the table. Spider-Man clubs Superman over and positions him so his head is sticking off the edge of the table, before delivering a Five Star Frog Splash which ends up turning into a diving headbutt. Spider-Man returns to the turnbuckle and performs the move again, connecting with the splash this time. Spider-Man then tries the move a third time but Superman dodges and gives him a side slam on the table which, astonishingly, does not break. Superman chokeslams Spider-Man off the table.

Superman leaps from the top turnbuckle with a splash onto Spider-Man’s prone body. Spider-Man throws Superman into the ring then aims a leg drop at Superman but Superman dodges. Superman climbs the top turnbuckle and Spider-Man tries unsuccessfully to knock him down. Superman launches another splash but Spider-Man dodges. Spider-Man attempts a splash of his own but is equally unlucky. Superman stands on the ring apron but Spider-Man suplexes him back inside. Spider-Man then attempts a springboard spinning heel kick but misses.

The two try to jockey for position with Spider-Man hitting Superman with a double axe handle but Superman fires back with an S-5, netting him a very close 2-count. Spider-Man gets Superman in a grapevine sleeper hold but Superman gets free. Superman gives Spider-Man a full nelson sleeper and hooks Spider-Man’s leg for a 2-count. Spider-Man gives Superman a German suplex for a 2-count. Spider-Man gives Superman a facecrusher for another 2-count.

Superman gives Spider-Man an double underhook powerbomb into a pin for a 2-count. Spider-Man gives Superman a side slam then a running moonsault for another 2-count. Spider-Man hits Superman with a double axe handle.

*BOBBY: How do you know?!*
*WADE: If they don’t, they should.*
Wade Needham comments on the kind of competitor Superman and Spider-Man are.

Superman drills Spider-Man with the Speeding Bullet and makes the cover for a close 2-count. Spider-Man gives Superman a double axe handle and a dropkick but Superman gives him a Super STO for a 2-count. The two climb opposing turnbuckles and leap at one another, somehow cancelling one another’s momentum out and causing no damage whatsoever to one another- both men momentarily look very confused. Spider-Man gives Superman a release German suplex. Superman leaps from the top rope with a double axe handle. In a mirror of the end of Date With Destiny’s main event, Superman tries to Irish whip Spider-Man but Spider-Man reverses it then pulls Superman back for a clothesline, which Superman ducks and rolls Spider-Man up. However, in the process the referee is knocked down so it gets him just a 1-count by the time he recovers.

Spider-Man gives Superman a Spidey Sense Suplex and knocks the referee down by accident. The referee recovers and makes a 2-count. Spider-Man tries to suplex Superman but Superman counters it. Superman sets Spider-Man up on the turnbuckle and hits him with the S-Bomb. Spider-Man gives Superman a small package for a 2-count. Spider-Man gives Superman a Running Double Axe Handle but then misses a Five Star Frog Splash. Both men climb opposing turnbuckles once more and dive at one another with Spider-Man landing a hurricanrana in mid-air for the 3-count.

**Winner: Spider-Man**

### Milhouse v Pac-Man – Slam ‘n’ Jam Interncontinental Championship

Pac-Man takes Milhouse down with a shoulder barge then chops him. Pac-Man gives Milhouse a knee lift then a dropkick. Pac-Man retrieves a steel chair from under the ring but Milhouse knocks it from his hand and knocks Pac-Man over before delivering the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Pac-Man sets Milhouse up on the top rope and delivers a superplex. Milhouse sets Pac-Man up in the corner and hits a springboard dropkick. Milhouse climbs the turnbuckle but Pac-Man tosses him down before wrenching on his neck.

Pac-Man gives Milhouse a knee lift then pokes Milhouse in the eye. Pac-Man does the Pac-Man Shuffle then covers Milhouse for a 1-count. Pac-Man knocks the referee down. Milhouse tries to suplex Pac-Man but can’t lift him. Pac-Man hits Milhouse with the steel chair then gives Milhouse a Death Valley Driver as the referee recovers. Pac-Man gives Milhouse a backslide but Milhouse is in the ropes. Pac-Man gives Milhouse a back suplex then a knee lift before performing another Pac-Man Shuffle. Milhouse tries to suplex Pac-Man but still can’t lift him. Pac-Man gives Milhouse a backbreaker then a dropkick before locking in a Boston crab, though Milhouse gets out. Milhouse again tries and fails to lift Pac-Man. Pac-Man misses a dropkick and Milhouse again fails to lift Pac-Man.

*BOBBY: No, he can’t!*
*WADE: He keeps trying but he can’t- Pac-Man’s too much man for him!*
*BOBBY: He’s not too much man for him, Pac-Man’s not even a man!*
Wade Needham and Bobby Spade discuss Pac-People anatomy.

Pac-Man catches Milhouse with the Pac-Man Driver and hooks Milhouse’s leg for the 3-count and the victory to retain the Slam ‘n’ Jam Intercontinental Championship.

**Winner: Pac-Man**

### The Joker & Leatherface v Mario Bros. – NoDQ CAW Tag Team Championship Hardcore Texas Tornado Match

Mario charges the Joker but is countered with a spinebuster. Joker gives Luigi a spinebuster then stomps on him as Leatherface brawls with Mario. Luigi gives the Joker a capture suplex then hits both opponents with a length of lead pipe. Joker slams Mario’s knee into the mat. Leatherrface stands on Luigi’s hair then pulls his head off the mat by yanking Luigi’s arms. Mario batters Leatherface with a table, sending him to the outside, but Leatherface recovers and returns to the ring. Mario hits the Joker with the table then hits Leatherface with it. The Joker Mario down and Leatherface gives Luigi a piledriver.

Mario and Luigi give the Joker a double powerbomb then a double flapjack before giving Leatherface a double flapjack. They give the Joker a double neckbreaker before turning their attention to Leatherface for a double powerbomb. Leatherface gives Luigi a low blow. The Joker hits Luigi with a lead pipe. Mario hits the Joker with a Pipe Bomb and makes the cover but Leatherface breaks it up at a 1-count. Luigi dropkicks Leatherface out of the ring. Mario and Luigi give the Joker the Mushroom Surprise but Leatherface hits Mario with the Slice & Dice as Joker mounts Luigi and rams his head into the mat. Leatherface pins Mario for the 3-count.

**Winners: The Joker & Leatherface**

Wade Needham notes Leatherface’s moment of genius.

### James Bond v Bruce Lee v The Babe – Slam ‘n’ Jam Championship Ladder Match

Bruce Lee gives James Bond a knee lift then a snap suplex. The Babe drops a knee on Bond’s face. The Babe knocks Bond off his feet with another knee lift. The Babe brings a steel chair into the ring and batters Bond with it. Lee gives Bond a judo takedown then seizes the chair from the Babe and knocks the Babe senseless with it before hurling Bond to the ground from the top turnbuckle. Lee misses a moonsault to Bond. Bond brings a ladder into the ring as the Babe and Lee fight one another. Lee locks Bond in a modified dragon sleeper but Bond escapes it. The Babe scoopslams Lee onto the ladder. The Babe climbs the ladder but Bond knocks it over.

Bond climbs the ladder and dropkicks Lee in the face as he climbs the other side. The Babe climbs the ladder then leaps onto both of his opponents. Bond gives Lee a Dragon DDT and the Babe leaps from the ladder onto them both. The Babe gives Bond the Bada-Bing. Lee takes down both of his opponents before the Babe brings a chair into the ring, sending Lee flying with a vicious chair shot before hitting Bond with it. The Babe tosses the ladder up the entrance ramp and brings a chair into the ring, before bringing in a sledgehammer.

*BOBBY: There it is! They call it Mr. Sledgey… I know that’s a lame name.*
Bobby Spade anthropomorphises the Babe’s weapon of choice.

Lee sets the table up in the corner kicks Bond in the back of the head. Bond gives Lee a snap suplex. Bond tries to climb the turnbuckle but the Babe knocks him off with the sledgehammer. Lee Irish whips Bond towards the table then scoopslams him through the table. Lee gives the Babe a facecrusher and applies a rear chinlock. Lee clubs the Babe with the sledgehammer then retrieves the ladder and brings it into the ring. The Babe hits Bond with the sledgehammer, bloodying him. Lee gives the Babe a backbreaker and sets up and climbs the ladder, only for the Babe to push it down.

The Babe gives Bond another Bada-Bing and punches Bond out of the ring. Lee and the Babe climb the ladder then exchange punches but Bond returns to the ring and pushes the ladder down, sending both men crashing to the mat before applying a front facelock to Lee. The Babe gives Bond a reverse DDT. The Babe sets up the ladder then leaps to the belt but Lee grabs him and pulls him to the mat. Lee gives Bond a side slam. Lee moonsaults from the ladder onto Bond. The Babe climbs the ladder but Bond shoves it down. Bond takes Lee down but Lee fights back. Lee climbs the ladder and moonsault to Bond but massively overshoots, hurtling to the floor at ringside. The Babe throws Bond out of the ring then follows and sets Bond up on a table before leaping from the top rope, sending him crashing through the table. Lee sets the Babe up on another table and leaps from the top of the ladder with a moonsault, obliterating the table. Bond gives Lee a series of Rolling German Suplexes.

The Babe climbs the ladder and leaps onto Lee. Bond climbs the ladder and dives onto Lee but misses. Bruce Lee climbs the ladder and leaps to the Slam ‘n’ Jam Championship and grabs it, with Bond too slow to stop him as Lee pulls the belt to the mat to become the new Slam ‘n’ Jam Champion.

**Winner: Bruce Lee**

### Jason Voorhees v Mr. Clean – NoDQ CAW Championship Hardcore Match

The two men stare one another down to start the match. Mr. Clean gives Jason Voorhees a trio of neckbreakers. Jason gives Mr. Clean a hip toss then a series of clotheslines. Mr. Clean pokes Jason in the eye and then follows up with a drop toe hold. Jason throws Mr. Clean to the outside and delivers the Crystal Lake Slam. Jason makes the cover but Mr. Clean kicks out at 2. Jason gives Mr. Clean a biel up the rope then retrieves a crutch, smacking Mr. Clean with it. Jason pins Mr. Clean and gets a 2-count. Mr. Clean gives Jason a low blow then follows up with the Clean Cut for a 2-count of his own.

The two battle up the entrance ramp. Mr. Clean gives Jason an exploder suplex then grabs the NoDQ CAW Championship belt, hitting Jason with it. Jason returns fire with a clothesline, then hits Mr. Clean with the belt. Jason rolls Mr. Clean up but Mr. Clean gets free before the referee can count. Mr. Clean pokes Jason in the eye again. Jason gives Mr. Clean a huge spinebuster then gives him a low blow. Mr. Clean tosses Jason off the stage and covers him for a 2-count. Mr. Clean stands on Jason’s face but is then thrown off the stage by Jason who leaps onto Mr. Clean with a stomp, picking up a 2-count afterwards.

Mr. Clean punches Jason in the back of the head repeatedly then delivers a Running Cross Body Press to pick up a 1-count. Mr. Clean attempts a Clean Cut but Jason blocks the attempt. Jason gives Mr. Clean a dominator. Jason tries to hit the Crystal Lake Slam but Mr. Clean counters it with a low blow then delivers a front slam to the challenger. M. Clean tries the Clean Cut again but is again blocked. Mr. Clean gives Jason a neckbreaker. Jason gives Mr. Clean a cradle piledriver on the entrance ramp and picks up a 1-count.

The two battle back down the ramp. Jason lariats Mr. Clean in the back of the head then gives him a hip toss. Mr. Clean dodges a clothesline and delivers a T-bone suplex. Jason again misses a clothesline and receives a neckbreaker from Mr. Clean for a 2-count. Jason tries for another Crystal Lake Slam but Mr. Clean low blow him and delivers a headlock takedown. Mr. Clean picks Jason p and spins him around for the Clean Sweep then heads back into the ring to deliver a springboard Cleaning Press for a close 2-count.

Jason throws Mr. Clean back into the ring and attempts the Crystal Lake Slam but Mr. Clean blocks it with a low blow and gives him a snapmare, followed by a Clean Sweep. Mr. Clean climbs the turnbuckle and fires off a Cleaning Press but Jason rolls out of the way, punishing Mr. Clean with a Crystal Lake Slam for an incredibly close 2-count.

Jason gives Mr. Clean a hip toss then swings at him with the ring bell, hitting him in the head with it then pinning him for a 2-count. Mr. Clean gives Jason a snapmare then hits him with the ring bell. Mr. Clean pins Jason for a 2-count. Jason throws Mr. Clean out of the ring then rolls him onto a ringside commentary table. Jason delivers the Crystal Lake Slam to Mr. Clean, smashing him through the table. Jason gets to his feet and covers Mr. Clean but just picks up a 2-count.

Mr. Clean punches Jason then gives him the Clean Sweep. Mr. Clean climbs onto the second ringside commentary table and leaps off onto Jason with a Cleaning Press, but only nets a one count. Mr. Clean gives Jason a low blow. Jason fends Mr. Clean off and throws him back into the ring. Jason again attempts the Crystal Lake Slam but is again blocked. Jason Irish whips Mr. Clean into the ropes and catches him with a Powerslam for a 2-count.

Jason headbutts Mr. Clean but is kicked in the face by Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean sets Jason up in the corner and gives him the Cleanisfaction. Mr. Clean attempts the Clean Cut but is blocked and given a biel. The two attempt to get the upper hand but repeatedly counter one another’s moves. Mr. Clean finally connects with the Clean Cut and makes the cover for a 3-count to retain the NoDQ CAW Championship.

**Winner: Mr. Clean**

Wade Needham reflects on the mega event with positivity.

## Trivia

* Even though Leatherface picks up the win for his team, the Joker’s theme music plays.

Teaser Trailers
Pacific 1 • Eastern 1 •Pacific 2 • Eastern 2 • Pacific 3 • Eastern 3
Pacific 4 • Eastern 4 • Pacific 5 • Eastern 5 • Pacific 6 • Eastern 6
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Pacific 7 • Eastern 7 • Pacific 8 • Eastern 8 • Pacific 9 • Eastern 9
Pacific 10 • Eastern 10 • Pacific 11 • Eastern 11 • Pacific 12 • Eastern 12
**Mega Event:** King of the Pacific
Pacific 13 • Eastern 13 • Pacific 14 • Eastern 14 • Pacific 15 • Eastern 15
Pacific 16 • Eastern 16 • Pacific 17 • Eastern 17 • Pacific 18 • Eastern 18
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