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SBR 1.37: Oliver

> "*The Florist returns, but his arrival is unexpected, and not entirely welcome..."*
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## Summary

Sam begins the episode by telling the listeners that Kitty was investigating the forums, and when looking through the code for them, she found multiple Algiz and some binary, which isn't used anywhere else in the code. He briefly talks about the Impossible House and how its connected to his powers, before interrupting himself to reveal that Anna is in the studio with him. She seems to be observing in a not very helpful manner.

Sam goes on to talk about the True Arcanist Tarot, and how each of the Inconvenient Sins relate to each other, and how indifference is a core part of ignorance and ingratitude. Sam wishes aloud that he could ask Oliver some questions, at which point Anna tells Sam that she thinks that Oliver is 'one of them', or aligned with the Major Arcana/Inconvenient Sins. Her and Sam argue, until Sam manages to accidentally summon Oliver. This action comes as a great surprise to both them and Anna.

It is revealed that Oliver is the Unrelenting, and Sam commands Anna several times, either to stop talking or once to 'speak her mind'. Oliver explains that the Man in the Flat Cap offers deals to arcanists in exchange for their souls, and should they try to refuse, the other Major Arcana will often try to take them anyway. Throughout this conversation, Anna repeatedly raises issue with Sam trusting Oliver.

Oliver tells Sam again that, objectively, he never should have invited them back to the shop. Upset, Sam tells Oliver to leave, and then asks Anna to confirm whether or not what Oliver said was true. She confesses that she isn't sure, and Sam requests that she leave too.

Sam has a moment of reflection on air, voicing his thoughts on Marie again. They begin to call themself monstrous and wrong, before correcting themself, using the word 'arcane' instead. Sam goes to end the show, but before he does, he invokes Oliver again. He bids those listening a goodnight.

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Anna Enfield
* Oliver Boleyn
* Kitty Enfield (mentioned)
* Stykler and Stykler (mentioned)
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* Regular Caller Beth (mentioned)
* Indi (mentioned)
* Bliss (mentioned)
* Ingra (mentioned)
* The Flat Cap Man (mentioned)
* Mystery (mentioned)

**Listeners writing in/mentioned:**

* George, regarding the True Arcanist Tarot and the Inconvenient Sins
The Rose

## Description

A dark red rose that seems to be of the species 'Black Bacarra', but actually isn't a flower at all. The rose is an artefact, described as the ghost of a rose.

It seems to be linked with The Flat Cap Man, but it markedly different from the usual descriptions of roses left behind by him. When touched by Oliver, this rose did not disappear entirely but instead collapsed into ashes, and later reformed into a rose.

## History

Sam first receives the Rose on Christmas Eve, in a box signed from 'Dad'.

Sam receives a phone call from Rhytidia and the two of them talk about the rose. They reveal the rose species, and points Sam towards the Hatfield Karpos. Sam visits the Karpos, and the Rose disintegrates into ash when Oliver touches it. He also briefly dies. When Sam tells the listeners about all this, they find that the Rose is in tact again.

## Appearances

Due to the nature of the Rose as an item, this list may not be exhaustive.

* SBR 1.6: O Holey Holey Night
* SBR 1.9: Evergreen
* SBR 1.10: Yield
* SBR 1.12: Abracadabra
Ship's Cook

> ***Thomas Blanky**: Captain would have tried for a fourth if we hadn't run out of food. We shouldn't have waited to start walking. By the time we got to it, the scurvy was in us. And Captain Ross, he had no sympathy for illness.*
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The Ship's Cook is one of the eight playable Classes in Dread Hunger. The Ship's Cook starts with a Meat Cleaver, one Meat Stew.

His ability allows him to cook items faster on the stove, levels at a 1 to 1 ratio of Level to % bonus up to the max level of 30 with a bonus of 30%

Cook's job is to cook food for the crew, and it is a really important role.

Cook is a great class to play for beginners.

Meat CleaverMeat StewThe Stove
SBR 2.5: Arcanism

> "*Sam reads tarot for many of the faithful listeners, drawing both from the regular deck and the True Arcanist deck, with mixed results.*"
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## Events of Note

* Sam does several tarot readings for listeners
* Someone writes into the show asking for the forums to be shut down

## Summary

Sam begins the episode by doing several tarot readings for various listeners, including Newt, Honey Chu, Calliope Stew, Iguacel and Arlo. Sam then moves onto reading a letter he received from someone called Ace.

The letter explains that the author briefly knew Madame Marie, and expresses disdain regarding the forums and the radio show itself. Ace believes that the forums need to be shut down, as the discussion of arcanism defeats its point.

Sam finds this ridiculous, specifically the idea of withholding knowledge from others. They become somewhat angry about this, which prompts resolve in the relationship between Sam and the listeners. He bids everyone a happy new year, and goodnight.

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Eggroll (Cat)
* Revel (Cat)
* Cosmo (Cat)
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* The Flat Cap Man (mentioned)

**Listeners writing in/mentioned:**

* Newt, tarot reading request
* Honey Chu, tarot reading request
* Calliope Stew, tarot reading request
* Iguacel, tarot reading request
* Arlo from STTR, tarot reading request
* Ace, asking Sam to shut down the Spirit Box Radio Forums
Stykler and Stykler: Ablutionary Specialists

## About

> *"This edition of Spirit Box Radio’s Advice and Community Segment is sponsored by Stykler and Stykler, Ablutionary Specialists, here to take care of all your cleansing requirements both physical and spiritual."* Sam - SBR 1.4: Spotless
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Stykler and Stykler are a pair of arcane practitioners who offer cleansing services, both spiritual and physical. Their main service appears to be the cleansing of spaces after hauntings, removing any physical and mental after-effects. They also sell a Winter Cleaning Pamphlet that offers tips for protecting the home from the paranormal during the Winter months.

## People

Stykler and Stykler is run by two family members, both referred to as Stykler. In the transcripts, the two are differentiated by the markers Stykler Senior and Stykler Junior.

## History

Stykler and Stykler first appeared as the sponsors of an installment of the Advice and Community Segment of Spirit Box Radio. During that episode Sam advertises their capabilities, reading a testimonial about how Stykler and Stykler removed traces of a haunting (namely footprints in the walls and ceiling that couldn't be removed and a lingering sense of dread), replacing them with "a minty freshness and a sense of calm". Sam also read some tips from their Winter Wonderland Cleansing pamphlet, on how to best take care of a house during the winter months to deter any malicious paranormal activity and encourage good vibes. At the end of the episode Sam reads some final tips by Stykler and Stykler, but he is cut off by static, as is his description of how to contact their service.

## Appearances

#### Season 1

* SBR 1.4: Spotless (mentioned)
* SBR 1.35: Errant
* SBR 1.37: Oliver (mentioned)

## Trivia

* Stykler and Stykler and primarily referred to in the plural, and therefore there aren't any official singular pronouns for each of them.

## References

1. ↑ https://hangingslothstudios.com/sbr-1-4-spotless/
The Recording Machine

## **Personality**

The Recording Machine is somewhat snarky, for an inanimate object. It states that Sam has been far nicer to it than Madame Marie ever was. It seems particularly bitter that Marie wished it to hide from Sam.

> *"Oh, and make sure you’re polite with the recording machine; it can be a right arse otherwise, let me tell you."* Kitty - SBR 1.5: Long Time, No See
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## **Physical Appearance**

> "*an old-fashioned voicemail message recorder*" Sam - SBR 1.5: Long Time, No See [1]
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Sam described the recording machine as being on a small circular table, and with its accompanying phone being a rotary phone. It is grimy and dusty when it first manifests, though this is most likely from temporary disuse.

## **Appearances**

* SBR 1.5: Long Time, No See
* SBR 1.7: Whistler
* SBR 1.23: Tollbooth
* SBR 1.25: New Great Experience
* SBR 1.26: Enigma (mentioned)
* SBR 1.29: Over and Over
* SBR 1.31: Nevertheless
* SBR 1.38: Realigned
* SBR 1.39: Lament

## **Quotes**

> "You know, nobody ever asks how I’m doing. It’s always ‘do I have any messages’, never ‘how are you, recording machine?’." SBR 1.5: Long Time, No See
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Крутобок

**Крутобок** — большой серый кот с чёрной полосой на спине и с янтарными глазами.

## Характер

Крутобок - храбрый и преданный кот который готов был стоять до последнего за своё племя. Имеет хорошее чувство юмора. Первый друг Рыжика. Не смотря на его преданность, он влюбился в речную кошку Серебрянку. Из-за этого, когда у него появились котята, ему пришлось перейти в Речное Племя.

## Итог

Мнение Яростного Шторма

* Прекрасный кот, всегда нравился, хорошо смотрится именно на втором плане. Очень было грустно, когда он умер.
Mystery

## Mystery

### Aliases

Mystery CharacterMystery Caller

MC (in transcripts)

## Biographical information

### Status

suspended at the moment of deathin servitude to the Heir Apparent

## **Appearances**

* SBR 1.32: Ding Dong (mentioned)
* SBR 1.34: Harmonious (mentioned)
* SBR 1.36: Well-Wisher (mentioned)
* SBR 1.37: Oliver (mentioned)
* SBR 1.38: Realigned (mentioned)
* SBR 1.39: Lament (mentioned)
SBR 2.2: Ingratiate

> *"Sam asks a friend of the show for help in trying to answer some questions, but things do not go exactly as they hope..."*
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## Events of Note

* Sam gets Rhytidia to aid him with a seance, trying and failing to contact Scourge

## Summary

Sam begins the episode by reintroducing Rhytidia to the listeners, and explaining that they're going to help him perform a séance of sorts. Sam is somewhat withdrawn about the details of what he intends to contact, and Rhytidia is concerned by this.
The two assemble all they need for the seance, with Rhytidia guiding Sam. After a moment of the seance, Sam talks over, trying to call upon Scourge. They are unsuccessful and Rhytidia leaves immediately, obviously displeased with Sam's actions.

Sam changes the subject by reading the augury forcast he found under Kitty's sink. They then explain that they'd tried to search the remains of the house for others, but only got as far as the kitchen. They explain how upsetting it is to see the house so ruined, and how they can still imagine the way it once was so clearly.

Sam goes on to talk about the passing of time in the Impossible House. He says that what the listeners experienced was soley Sam's perspective, and that they were actually in the house for about a week. They describe how strange it was seeing Scourge, and what they looked like. He explains that the strange feeling he got when seeing Scourge is part of the reason Sam thinks that Scourge is something else and holds the answers.

The episode ends with Eggroll characteristically knocking over a candle, shocking Sam from the speculative trance he'd ended up in. They thank everyone for listening, and bid the listeners goodnight.

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Eggroll (Cat)
* Revel (Cat)
* Rhytidia Delphus
* Scourge
* Cosmo (Cat) (mentioned)
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* Anna Enfield (mentioned)
* Kitty Enfield (mentioned)
* Oliver Boleyn (mentioned)
* Bliss (mentioned)
* Indi (mentioned)
* Ingra (mentioned)

## Augury Forecast

*A murder of crows was spotted flying in circles over the A55; traffic will be horrendous this week.*

*The birds nest low; a storm is drawing near. It’s calmest point is at the centre. We call it an eye but it sees nothing.*

*A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a cat on the lap is worth a fortune.*

*Orchids do not make you forget.*

*The sparrows trill in fear as Freya opens the door to scatter crumbs from their toaster; be sure to close your windows at night before you go to sleep or you risk inviting in more than a breeze.*

*Under the gaze of doves, lovers dream in tandem, but their dreams may not be pretty.*

*There are many benefits to being an Arcanist.*

*The swallow has turned out its nest; the 18:10 service to London Euston is expected to be busy and passengers with flexible tickets may wish to use an alternative service for a more comfortable journey.*
SBR 1.15: Endlessness

> *"Sam examines the Crystal Ball and discovers something lurking in its mysterious depths..."*
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## Events of Note

* Sam gets distracted by the Crystal Ball and tells the story of Betty

## Summary

Sam begins the episode by addressing the discourse on the forums regarding every time that Marie mentioned a P.O. Box Boy. Sam mentions that he was never really allowed to play with technology as a child, especially toys with microphones.

They remind the listeners that they cannot currently do any tarot draws as the old deck has been taken away from them and they don't currently understand the new, strange deck that they found. Sam does update everyone on the crystal ball, which has returned to the desk somehow.

Sam becomes distracted by the crystal ball, and begins to tell the story of Betty, who lives on a farm with her husband, Peter, and daughter, Lucy. Sam talks about Betty until her story mentions the the Man in the Flat Cap and Shell Suit, at which Sam snaps out of his daze. They retrieve Mr Prakash's letter and realise that it is the same man being mentioned. He confirms this with the Recording Machine, before being drawn back into the vision and the crystal ball.

Sam talks about Betty's life, and how her husband has experienced trauma from the war and the effect it was having on their marriage and family life. Peter has a breakdown and Betty goes to draw a bath, only for nothing to come out of the tap. She goes downstairs to see the Man in the Flat Cap sat at the kitchen table, a small eyeless dog in his lap. The man speaks and the vision vanished.

Sam recalls what he knows about this particular crystal ball, as it is different to usual ones, offering a look into the past rather than the future, specifically the 'human pasts of nearby arcana. Sam requests that if any listeners know more, to write in about it. They confess that using the crystal ball has tired them, and bid the listeners goodnight.

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* The Recording Machine
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* Astrid the Janitor (mentioned)
* Kitty Enfield (mentioned)
* Anna Enfield (mentioned)
* The Flat Cap Man (mentioned)
CovenBabe666

**CovenBabe666** is a user on the forums, who Sam mentions several times over the series, usually with a request for them to stop trying to organise a group séance.

## **Appearances**

* SBR 1.4: Spotless, Sam explains the uses of the Spirit Box Radio service, and politely requests that the user "Covenbabe666" stop trying to organise a séance on the forums, using the SBR service.
* SBR 1.11: Mud, Sam requests again that user "Covenbabe666" stops trying to organise a séance - this time giving a vague example of something bad that happened to "Tim and his brother" and a legal nightmare that ensued from a previous group séance.
* SBR 1.26: Enigma, Sam once again asks "Covenbabe666" to stop attempting to organise a séance using the spirit box radio service, this time threatening to ban the user, once he works out how to ban users on the forum.
* SBR 1.39: Lament, Sam requests Covenbabe666's help in holding a group séance.

## **Trivia**

* CovenBabe666 is the sworn enemy of Kal, the Wiki Overlord.
Ben Shapiro

**Benjamin Aaron Shapiro** (born January 15, 1984) is an American conservative political commentator and media host. At age 17, he became the youngest nationally syndicated columnist in the United States. He writes columns for Creators Syndicate, *Newsweek*, and *Ami Magazine*, serves as editor emeritus for *The Daily Wire*, which he founded, and hosts *The Ben Shapiro Show*, a daily political podcast and live radio show. He was editor-at-large of *Breitbart News* between 2012 and 2016. Shapiro has written eleven books, the first being *Brainwashed: How Universities Indoctrinate America's Youth* (2004) and the latest being *How to Destroy America in Three Easy Steps* (2020).
SBR 2.12: Monumental

> *"Sam has a significant revelation, and a note on a letter leads Sam to confront a family friend who does not take things as seriously as he would like."*
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## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Rhytidia Delphus ‘the Bog Witch’
* Revel (Cat))
* The Voice
* Cosmo (Cat) (mentioned)
* Eggroll (Cat) (mentioned)
* Oliver Boleyn (mentioned)
* B (mentioned)
* Kitty Enfield (mentioned)
* Anna Enfield (mentioned)
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* Marie's Grandmother (mentioned)
* The Flat Cap Man (mentioned)
* Regular Caller Beth (mentioned)
* Show-Caller Emily (mentioned)
* Mystery (mentioned)
* Indi (mentioned)
* Bliss (mentioned)
* Ingra (mentioned)
SBR 1.9: Evergreen

> *"An important PSA about dropping toast, plus a bizarre encounter with the Spirit Box Radio Crystal Ball and the swirling, mysterious depths within..."*
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## Events of Note

* Sam uses the Crystal Ball for the first time.
* Sam does his first two card tarot reading.

## Summary

Sam begins the episode with the bittersweet acknowledgement that it is Madame Marie's birthday, and he thanks everyone for the birthday cards that have been sent. They remark upon the beautiful bouquet sent in from the Hatfield Karpos, despite being slightly confused at the card attached, which reads 'In Loving Memory'.

Sam apologises for not signing off at the end of the previous episode, reciting a very different version of events to what was broadcast. He then talks about the listener responses to the Rose left to him by his 'Dad'. Sam clarifies that, although they must have a biological father somewhere, they certainly don't have a 'Dad', or a present father figure.

They continue on with the augury forecast, and then they decide to try their first two card tarot reading, answering Sara's question about her dog Susie. After finishing Sara's reading, Sam intends to use the Crystal Ball to answer a question, but trails off before the question is voiced.

He tells the story of Tam, who may or not be dead and speculates on this fact. Sam stops divining, sounding very disoriented. They reassure the listeners that Marie will be back any day now, and shakily bids them goodnight.

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* Oliver Boleyn (mentioned)
* "Dad" (mentioned)

**Listeners writing in/mentioned:**

* Sara in Cheltenham, tarot request regarding whether or not her dog, Susie, is lonely

## Augury Forecast

*See all Augury Forecasts*

*If you were born on a Tuesday, try to avoid excessively salty foods this month. You are more prone to osmosis than usual.*

*The next six weeks are a good time to indulge in something you’ve been denying yourself, due to the precise positioning of several large doves were spotted in the garden of Geraldine and Aurelia Banks, in Merseyside, on the morning of tenth of June, nineteen ninety. One of them was on the back of a bench. Auspicious.*

*Do NOT wear red socks on Friday. Just don’t. Please. I’m begging you.*

*If Michael has seven bags of oats, and I only have nine, but Mindy has six gallons of milk, does anybody actually like ReadyBrek?*

*The toast will land butter side down. Do not drop the toast.*

*If you have the letter ‘n’, for nauseas, in your middle name, the ring pull will come off the next tin you try to open.*

*Your number may be up this month, if your number is three thousand eight hundred and seventy two, through to four thousand two hundred and eight six.*

## Trivia

* This episode marks Madame Marie's birthday, January 14th
SBR 2.4: Differences

> *"Anna guests on Spirit Box Radio, and leads Sam to a breakthrough with the journals."*
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## Events of Note

* Sam and Anna talk about what happened in the Impossible House.
* Sam realises that the dates in the journals are the birthdates of the Impossible Children

## Summary

Sam begins the episode by telling listeners that if they're experiencing any arcane issues regarding their festive tree, they should try putting a ring of salt around the base. He briefly talks about the family plans for Christmas, and then introduces Anna onto the show.

The two of them start talking about the Impossible House, despite Anna's reluctance. They both confess that they're worried about each other, for differing reasons. Anna says that it felt like the whole house was lying. She expresses her worry about Sam's humanity. The two argue, but conclude at Anna's preference to meet up for lunch instead of having conversations on air.

Anna leaves, and Sam idly mentions that it's her birthday soon. This prompts him to realise that the dates in the journals could be birthdays. They continue to speculate as to why Marie was collecting this information, before getting the True Arcanist Tarot out. Sam asks why Marie was using the journals, and pulls a blank cards, the Grinning Face (the Flat Cap Man's card) and a metal card depicting a skull in a crown of roses.

Sam concedes, labelling the drawn cards as unhelpful. He debates asking Oliver, but seems reluctant, as if asking him about this sort of thing would upset him. Sam comes to a natural stop, and bids the listeners goodnight,

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Anna Enfield
* Revel (Cat)
* Kitty Enfield (mentioned)
* Oliver Boleyn (mentioned)
* Guy Manford (mentioned)
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* The Flat Cap Man (mentioned)
Bad Ending

"You were too slow. You couldn't save your friends in time. When you entered the dungeon they were there, waiting to kill you."

-The description for the Bad Ending

How to get: Spend around 8 minutes to get to the dungeon.

How to defeat enemies: As soon as you see them, attack them. Shortly they will be nonexistent.
Scourge

## **Personality**

Scourge is one creepy little entity who haunts the phone lines.

## **Physical** **Appearance**

For a majority of the show, Scourge does not have a corporeal body, though he appears to have some physical form as he seems to manifest occasionally before disappearing again.

## **Skills** **and** **Abilities**

Scourge seems to have the ability to infiltrate/possess phone lines/broadcasts. They are seen interrupting Sam's phone calls several times, but also are able to stay on the line even after the other caller has disconnected.

## **Relationships**

Scourge seems to have a vendetta against Madame Marie, and consequently also against Sam, Kitty, and Anna.

Both Rhytidia and Oliver expressed deep fear and dread when their respective phone calls with Sam were interrupted by Scourge, implying that they have been in contact with him before, and not for pleasant reasons.

Scourge seems to have links with the The Flat Cap Man, though is different from him. The nature of this link is unknown.

## **Appearances**

* SBR 1.28: Twig Lady
* SBR 1.29: Over and Over (mentioned, technically)
* SBR 1.30: Eudemonism
* SBR 1.34: Harmonious (mentioned)
* SBR 1.38: Realigned
* SBR 1.40: Dynasty

## **Quotes**

> "*SCOURGE: [playfully menacing] Well, hello there. Isn’t this cosy?*
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## References

1. ↑ SBR 1.38: Realigned
2. ↑ SBR 1.40: Dynasty
Regular Caller Beth

## **Personality**

Beth seems to be very helpful and kind. She has messaged in with advice and support for Sam multiple times, and whenever she phones in, she always tries to stay positive.

## **Physical Appearance**

At one point, Beth's right eyebrow was yellow, due to an attention-manifesting spell gone wrong.

## **History**

As a child, Beth was in a car crash with her mother, and subsequently fell into a coma. Her mother called for Madame Marie, who brought Sam to see Beth. Though initially we are told that Beth was returned to consciousness by Sam, later on in the series, we find out that Beth actually died at that point, and was suspended at the moment of death by Sam.

Beth was first mentioned in the first episode of the show, when she and another listener tried to use the Spirit Box Radio services at the same time, which resulted in an undecipherable response, leading Sam to remind the listeners to check in with the forums before attempting to use the services.

Beth is mentioned again in the fourth episode when Sam thanks her for her tips on doing Tarot readings, and mentions that she sent a thank-you letter because the Spirit Box Service helped her cheat on her maths A-levels.

Beth's voice is heard for the first time in Episode 5 of Season 1 where, in a voicemail left on the answering machine, she requests Madam Marie's help with an attraction spell that went wrong and ended up dyeing her right eyebrow yellow. Sam promptly gives her some solutions on how to turn her eyebrow back to its normal color.

## **Skills and Abilities**

Beth's main talent is her superb vibes. Only Good Vibes for Regular Caller Beth.

## **Relationships**

Beth seemed to trust Marie's advice, listening to the show and phoning in regularly. Having met Sam when she was younger, she also trusted his advice, continuing to ask for help despite Marie's disappearance.

## **Appearances**

* SBR 1.4: Spotless (mentioned)
* SBR 1.5: Long Time, No See
* SBR 1.6: O Holey Holey Night (mentioned)
* SBR 1.10: Yield
* SBR 1.11: Mud (mentioned)
* SBR 1.17: Burger Van (mentioned)
* SBR 1.18: Innocents (mentioned)
* SBR 1.22: Solipsism
* SBR 1.28: Twig Lady (mentioned)
* SBR 1.34: Harmonious
* SBR 1.35: Errant (mentioned)
* SBR 1.36: Well-Wisher (mentioned)
* SBR 1.37: Oliver (mentioned)
* SBR 1.38: Realigned (mentioned)
* SBR 1.39: Lament (mentioned)

## **Trivia**

* Regular Caller Beth is *so* cool and we love her so very much.

## **Quotes**

> *"Anyway long short of it is, my right eyebrow is yellow. Is there a way to make it, you know, not yellow? Or even just* less *yellow. Thanks!"* SBR 1.5: Long Time, No See
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## References

1. ↑ https://hangingslothstudios.com/sbr-1-1-bellwether/
2. ↑ https://hangingslothstudios.com/sbr-1-4-spotless/
SBR 1.24: Indolence

> *"A long-hidden letter has more questions than answers, and a gaze into the Crystal Ball causes more trouble than it's worth. Sam is trying his best. Why is it never enough?"*
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## Events of Note

* Sam finds a letter written presumably by Madame Marie to her grandmother
* Sam uses the crystal ball to tell the story of Athelyna

## Summary

Sam begins the episode by telling the listeners about some of the item’s he’s found whilst clearing through the studio. One of these items is a notebook with pressed flowers and the names ‘Molly Marie Enfield’ written in the front. Sam assumes that this was Madame Marie’s notebook, though they never knew that her first name was Molly. In the book was an old envelope, unaddressed and still sealed, and presumably written by Madame Marie. Sam decided to open the letter and reads it to the audience.

The letter is addressed to the author's grandmother, who is recently deceased at the time of writing. This letter discusses authors hesitancy about a big decision that they feel their grandmother may not have supported, but presumably predicted and didn't try to stop them, and therefore must be in support of. They also discuss their worries about inheriting a shop (apparently some sort of magic shop) that they will not be able to maintain without making this decision as the author has no inherent magic ability.

Sam finds much of the letter curious, as it seems to imply that either Marie was incredibly doubtful of her abilities, or she never had much arcane talent in the first place. He expresses frustration at his lack of understanding and tells the listeners about their decision to use the crystal ball again. Moments after mentioning this, Sam tries to back out, but is interrupted by Revel the Cat. Sam takes this as a sign and steadies himself, looking into the crystal ball.

They tell the story of Athelyna who asks her children to leave the room when the Man in the Flat Cap knocks on her door. She tells him she was waiting for him, and he promises not to hurt her children. She remembers first meeting him when her children and herself were dying of an unspecified disease. She makes a deal with him for a cure and drinks it. When she returns to the "present" the Flat Cap Man has gone, and she stares at a rose he has left behind for her.

The vision dissipates and Sam describes the sensation of using the crystal ball. They talk about how it incites the feeling of wanting to go home, which Sam finds ridiculous, given that they are home. He concedes that the crystal ball didn’t help to answer any of his questions, and wearily bids the listeners goodnight.

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Revel (Cat)
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* Anna Enfield (mentioned)
* The Flat Cap Man (mentioned)
* Nagisa (mentioned)
Eggroll (Cat)

## **Physical Appearance**

Eggroll is a ginger cat, although is described as 'orange' by Sam. It is implied that Eggroll is small.

> *"And it’s just Revel and a couple of his smaller, scrawnier friends."* Sam - SBR 1.19: Testimonial
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## **History**

Eggroll moved into the Enfield house before SBR 1.19: Testimonial and after SBR 1.17: Burger Van.

## **Skills and Abilities**

Eggroll's main skill, as shown in SBR 1.29: Over and Over, is drinking (or licking up) blood. This may be evidence towards the theory that Eggroll is a vampire.

## **Appearances**

* SBR 1.19: Testimonial (mentioned)
* SBR 1.20: Door (mentioned)
* SBR 1.23: Tollbooth (mentioned)
* SBR 1.26: Enigma (mentioned)
* SBR 1.29: Over and Over
* SBR 1.36: Well-Wisher (mentioned)

## **Trivia**

* Eggroll was originally called Blitz, however the name was changed post-recording as a (human) character would later be introduced with a similar name.
Paula Deen

**Paula Ann Hiers Deen** (born January 19, 1947) is an American TV personality and cooking show host. Deen resides in Savannah, Georgia, where she owns and operates The Lady & Sons restaurant and Paula Deen's Creek House with her sons, Jamie and Bobby Deen. She has published fifteen cookbooks. Though married since 2004 to Michael Groover, she uses the last name Deen, from her first marriage.
SBR 2.17: Insipid

> *"Sam's sigil comes into effect in ways they didn't expect."*
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## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Revel (Cat)
* The Recording Machine
* Kitty Enfield (voice message)
* Indi (voice message)
* Ingra (voice message)
* Bliss (voice message)
* Rhytidia Delphus ‘the Bog Witch’ (voice message)
* Anna Enfield (mentioned)
* Oliver Boleyn (mentioned)
* The Flat Cap Man (mentioned)
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* B (mentioned)
* Scourge (mentioned)

**Listeners writing in/mentioned:**

* Ronnie11

## Augury Forecast

*By the light of Wednesday’s moon, a bird flies North to East across the Yorkshire Dales. You will need a light jacket if you are taking long walks this weekend.*

If you have lost something, try the fridge, it may not be there but something else you need might be.

The birds fly at once from beneath railway bridge; the end is nigh.

Three unwanted will turn before one who is loved.

See the map as the crow flies but plan your route as the mouse dives.
SBR 1.4: Spotless

> *"This episode is brought to you by Stykler and Stykler: Ablutionary Specialists, here for all of your mundane and arcane ablutionary needs..."*
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## Events of Note

* The recording machine manifests
* Sam talks about a recurring nightmare that he has, regarding the Rose Room
* Anna phones Sam, scolds him for broadcasting

## Summary

This episode is sponsored by Stykler and Stykler: Ablutionary Specialists and Sam begins with their endorsements. Sam thanks Beth for her tarot advice, and then proceeds with some Stykler and Stykler provided methods of keeping your home safe from malevolent spirits.

Sam reminds users to schedule their communing times on the forums, especially with the upcoming holidays, and reminds covenbabe666 that the radio station is not for group seances.

They talk about the excess of telegrams asking Sam to turn off the radio in the studio, which is strange given the lack of a radio set in the actual studio. Sam then talks about their dream diary, and their recurring nightmare of "The Rose Room", from which he awoke from with his arms covered in scratches.

Sam mentions the most recent bouquet from the Hatfield Karpos, which was sent as congratulations for Sam taking over from Madame Marie as radio host, though Sam denies that this is the case.

Following this, Sam notices that a phone has manifested in the studio and is ringing. He describes it as old and grimy, and decides to pick it up. It is Anna, who chastises Sam for being on air. Anna ends the call, and it is implied that she is on her way over.

Sam ends the episode by giving Stykler and Stykler's contact details (entirely in static).

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Anna Enfield (phonecall)
* The Recording Machine
* Madame Marie (mentioned)
* Oliver Boleyn (mentioned)
* Guy Manford (mentioned)

**Listeners writing in/mentioned:**

* Roxy from Pensarn, endorsing Stykler and Stykler
* Beth, regarding tarot reading advice for Sam
* CovenBabe666, politely asked not to use the station to organise group seances

## Trivia

* Sam mentions that he was never very good at keeping houseplants alive, followed by saying that it was the same with his hamster, Bernard. *May he rest in peace.*
* This episode has the first mention of user 'covenbabe666'.
BeeSMP Wiki

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Morg's House

Ergo

 Dinkle

 Pluto

 Hector (deceased)

Morg's house and general property is home to much. On it's left side is Morg's farm containing wheat, beets, carrots, potatoes, pumpkins, and melons. Morg usually lets other's use the farm as long as they replant.

The house at surface level only has 2 floors, but upon inspection it goes much deeper... literally. The house's basement has 4 establishes basement levels and will get more. A storage floor, a nether wart farm, a mushroom farm, an automatic sugar cane farm then a to-badrock hole that remains empty thus far.

The main floor is currently "dinkle-proofed" so no misfortunes occur to Morg's baby zombified-piglin, Dinkle.

Morg also has other resources he usually lets others use such as an archery range and an animal farm. Their property also has a turtle farm that kinda works.

Morg at their doorstepInteriorWart farm at level -2Morg's farmHector and Beloved's gravesiteMorg's animal farmMorg's archery rangeMorg's hardly-functioning turtle farmMorg building the turtle farm
EternalTrident (person)

EternalTrident or Vanitasz, real name Jet, is a later member of the BeeSMP. He has a YouTube and Twitch channel, but hardly uses either. As of now, any other social media they use is not public.

## Online Career

#### Youtube

Jet Uploads occasional very short videos on their personal YouTube channel, usually pertaining to Kingdom Hearts or Minecraft. They have a surprising 8 followers and that's pretty cool.

#### Twitch

Jet used to stream *Kingdom Hearts* and *Jackbox*. They once did a 42 minute speedrun of *Kingdom Hearts 0.2: A Fragmentary Passage*, but did not save vods at the time. Last time they went live was playing Minecraft with their siblings around 2 years ago. They have an epic 7 followers.
Artsy's House

Artsy's home is just across from Morg's, standing by the Melon House. The house has the main level and the upper level, Eddy's room. But similarly to Morg's House, the house is more than meets the eye with a deep basement, containing Artsy's room, a farm, and more WIP projects.

In Eddy's room, contains a book with notes about the enderman and a book where pe

ople are given the opportunity to try to communicate with Eddy.

Eddy in his roomArtsy's room
Skippy's Vault

The vault is Skippy's home, and is met with many oddities.

In front of Skippy's Vault lies a massive hole as well as a ladder to a deep path made by Skimpler. It has also been home to many pranks and mean signs towards Skip. On the front doorstep reside the llamas, Dick and Balls.

Vault at nightInterior
Skimpler (Character)

Skimpler, or **Arachne** is known as the local ghost child of the server. He is quite the mischievous character, causing a lot of trouble, mostly to Skippy. He wrote the famous *Holy Texts* located in the church.

# Lore

Arachne was once a human named Arthur. At the age of 11 he was sentenced to death for something he didn't do, shortly after he was executed (death was caused by being set on fire) he came back but a whole lot worse. after Arachne came back he wanted to find someone to haunt, he ended up finding Skippy and began to cause Skip absolute hell. Arachne was not visible to anyone besides Skip, he would often cause skip to loose parts of his memory and would tell him who he should kill/harm. Arachne does hide barrels with books in them, he also carries a wither rose called "almost dead" and he also hides them around. Arachne does wear a mask with an eye that has two lines through it representing two cuts, when he writes "II" on a sign to him it usually means that there will be an upcoming event that's usually horrendous. He did put a sign saying that above Skips bed and that upcoming event was Arachne's face exploding.
The Church

The church is not home to a specific religious practice, but is visited by all for many reasons. It contains many books and has been home to many of Skippy's codes. The books it contains include but are not limited to: The Invitation, The Holy Texts, and Part 1 of the

Skippy aboveSkimp looks to God, but there is no answer.
Communist Manifesto.
Hatsune Miku

**Hatsune Miku** is a vocaloid pop singer most recognizable for her bright blue hair and unique voice. She is currently trapped in a time loop with Davis, not for any wrongdoing of hers but for the sake of Davis' own suffering. She has not made any canonical appearances outside of being mentioned by other characters.

## Basic Information

### Physical Traits

Hatsune Miku has bright blue hair in two pigtails. She wears a sleeveless grey dress shirt with a blue tie, a black shirt with blue accents, black arm warmers, and very very long boots. She ranges from holographic and translucent to very opaque and real.

### Beliefs

Hatsune Miku is a Japanese vocaloid pop singer.
About (disambiguation)

**Davis "Blue Nimbus" Blue Nimbus** is the only real Barb. He is also an entity within the Dippliodocus Cinematic Universe (DCU), known for his incomprehensible nature. He cannot and will not die. He is currently trapped in a time loop with Hatsune Miku.

## Physical description

### Height

Davis has the height equivalent to 5 feet and 7 inches, but scholars debate this.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Davis has been described as a biblically accurate angel with ears and a tail. That may be wrong though. No one Knows. (i thought this was appearance spelled wrong my bad)

## Basic Information

### Physical Traits

Davis' physical form is a subject of heated debate among scientists and scholars. Real estate agents would rather not bring it up, while accountants are often puzzled at what you even mean. "There hasn't been anyone named Davis for 300 years," accountants say in raspy voices in response to the question. The most popular consensus is that Davis is a biblically accurate angel with ears and a tail, suggesting that the being Davis may be, in fact, a catboy. Other popular theories on his appearance include Squirtle from Pokemon but with a really sick pair of glasses, just absolutely stylish.

### Personality

Davis is, in fact, pretty swag. This has been debated by scholars and Hatsune Miku (see above)

## Timeline

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Luig

**Luig/Robin/Madi "Robin Hood" Mini Man** is a person within the Dippliodocus Cinematic Universe (DCU) known for her political career during the Goonery Election and her Elton John expertise. Unfortunately, she is currently MIA due to committing several time crimes and being immediately yoinked by the TVA.

## Luig/Robin/Madi (she/her

### Aliases

Luig Robin Hood, Luig Mini Man, Robin Hood
Ian

**Ian "It's Okay", The One That Is Okay,** is a person technically outside of Dippliodocus, but possessing enough knowledge of it to be included in the DCU. Ian is responsible for most transcribed DCU lore and knowledge; however, this lore has all previously been mistakenly stored in the Wikipedia article for The Iliad by Homer. He is canonically haunted by Dream Goddesses for hubristic amounts of knowledge, but it is okay because they are chill.
Josie

**Josie** is a person within the Dippliodocus Cinematic Universe (DCU), known for their frequent involvement in major events such as the Goonery Election, early Among Us Imposter Sus gameplay, and that time they kin assigned Davis the Capybara. She knows more about c!George than George does, and more about anarchy than anarchists. Josie is currently trapped in a time loop.
SBR 2.9: Superstition

> *"Mystery Caller inspires Sam to do something drastic. It does not go as planned."*
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## Events of Note

* Sam reads an Augury Forecast
* Sam reads out some of the prophecies

## Summary

Sam begins the segment by reading out an Augury Forecast, and then, after a brief interlude talking about Oliver, moves on to reading out some of the prophecies that the Recording Machine found. Most of them continue to be "Beware the Heir Apparent" or "Beware, Heir Apparent", but one of the prophecies reads:
"Before your eyes, a man will die and come back to life, and in that man’s heart is the doom of the world, and when he falls, the first stone in the path of the end will be laid."

Sam assumes the 'man' is them, and becomes frustrated that they can't ask anyone that was present when he technically died about the prophecy, as they're all either banished or physically unable to talk about it.

After Sam confesses his fear regarding his power to Revel, they ask the True Arcanist Tarot how Sam and the Flat Cap Man are the same. The cards are all blank, and Sam is interrupted with a phonecall.

Mystery answers, and Sam asks about how they ended up in the place that they did. Mystery vaguely recounts how they died, and what they could remember of the deal they made with Sam when he was a child. Sam dismisses them, and looks at the cards again, which are no longer blank. He realises that the skull with a crown card represents him. This upsets him, and they try to burn the deck, but the cards refuse to burn. Exhausted, Sam bids the listeners goodnight and ends the segment.

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Revel (Cat)
* Mystery
* Oliver Boleyn (mentioned)
* The Recording Machine (mentioned)
* Bliss (mentioned)
* Ingra (mentioned)
* Indi (mentioned)
* The Flat Cap Man (mentioned)
* Madame Marie (mentioned)

**Listeners writing in/mentioned:**

* Mr Prakash

## Augury Forecast

See all Augury Forecasts.

*Two chevrons of geese cross in the sky. The place below where the lead bills pass marks where Mr Penfold dropped his wedding ring in 1953.*

*The wind rises from the West and carries a tune through the gates of Regent’s Park; those who hear it should be wary of squirrels ahead.*

*Faceless rider on painted steed; he bears advice, warns not to heed; from their lips shall spill the doom; a nameless fate disguised in tune; if you should search before you seek; you might find your course oblique; but there is wonder to be found; in tuneless words, and desperate sounds.*

*The second will fall and be roused by the third, baptised by tears of the first.*

*The fall of seagull feathers from a nest in a chimney of a cottage by the sea spells intrigue; this is a good time to trust in those who trust you.*
SBR 1.22: Solipsism

> *"Sam receives a letter about an accidental Spirit Box reading, and an unexpected call from Regular Caller Beth..."*
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## Events of Note

* Sam reads a letter from a faithful listener regarding a notebook her father annotated with the phase "he is coming" in various languages, due to a repeated message he received through the radio.
* Beth calls in unexpectedly regarding an unusual feeling..

## Summary

Sam begins the episode by reassuring the listeners that they are fine, and that forgetting what happened is perfectly normal. He moves swiftly onto the letter from Amy Jeremy, who talks about her father who had been listening to different radio channels and writing phrases in a book over and over again. The words are in multiple different languages, many that neither Amy nor her father knew, but her father inexplicably knew the meaning: 'He is coming'. Amy also found a drawer of item her father had somehow collected, including fishbones, spider legs, buttons, and scraps of cloth. Along with the items, there is an envelope containing Amy's deceased mother's rings, that were supposedly buried with the mother. Amy's father confesses that her mother is buried in the garden, under a rose bush.

Sam is confused by some aspects of the letter, as they are familiar (such as the the roses), but aren't enough to be a direct connection to the Man in the Flat Cap. Sam begins to talk about how to interpret messages from a Spirit Box when the phone rings. Sam immediately welcomes Regular Caller Beth, despite them not having said a word. She is surprised at this, and expresses that they have had a great sense of unease. She mentions that despite Sam saying that there hasn't been a live episode for several weeks, she was convinced that they were listening to the show just a day or two ago. She trails off, and professes to hear some sort of scratching on the line. There is static, and Beth cuts out for a moment. The static stops, and they return. Sam asks if she is alright, and Beth sounds uncannily normal. Sam finds this quite peculiar, but moves on anyway.

He returns to the interpretation of spiritual messages, talking about how they can become ambiguous and illogical, as arcane forces cannot be rationalised. Sam explains that you need to be led by your metaphorical heart in such situation. They remind listeners to use the forums to arrange usage of the services, and bids the audience a restful night,

## Characters Featured

* Sam Enfield
* Madame Marie (Mentioned)
* Regular Caller Beth (Phone Call)
* The Flat Cap Man (Mentioned)

**Listeners writing in/mentioned:**

* Amy Jeremy, a letter regarding her father, and an accidental spirit box connection

## Trivia

* Sam reveals that his favourite animal is a mouse (specifically discusses American Grasshopper mice).
* Solipsism is define as "the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist".