States To Be A Coaster Enthusiast

* Has two Hopkins coasters, in which Hopkins coasters are becoming extremely rare to find

## Arkansas

### Cons

* The rest of the coasters either are nothing to write home about or suck ass. Just go to Silver Dollar City instead, as ElToroRyan says at the end of this video.
* Magic Springs isn't owned by Six Flags

## California

### Pros

* Two great RMCs
* Most coasters in one park
* The location of several cheesy kids VHS tapes from the late '80s/early '90s, including the supreme *Kidsongs: Ride the Roller Coaster* (which has the future voice of The Flash and Green Lantern in it!)
* HAD a ride themed to Hal Jordan

### Cons

* No good hypers
* Zonga has been gone since 2005
* It's changed since the Kidsongs video
* The ride themed to Hal Jordan was the WORST. RIDE. EVER.

## Colorado

### Cons

* Only inverted coaster is a Vekoma SLC
* Has a Zamperla Volare
* Besides Elitch, there really is nothing
* Elitch isn't even owned by Six Flags anymore

## Connecticut

### Pros

* Boulder Dash
* PHOBIA PHEAR
* Has good nearby states

### Cons

* Besides Phobia, lacking in the steel department
* Boulder Dash is ROUGH AF in the back
* No Six Flags parks

## Delaware

### Pros

* Near Pennsylvania
* Near New Jersey
* Near Maryland

### Cons

* No Coasters
* Just go to the local carnival/state fair instead and try to see if they can get you on the Dragon Coaster (most likely you won't meet the height requirement like ElToroRyan and Logan)

## Florida

### Pros

* Has major theme parks
* Has two theme parks for Marvel (one for the newcomers and one for the classics)
* DOCTOR DOOM'S VOICE IS HOT
* Has a surprisingly good independently-owned theme park

### Cons

* No "Big Two" chain parks
* Is home to a theme park run by an evil company and a theme park run by a soulless company
* The independently-owned theme park's woodie isn't named "Black Lightning"
* They don't have an evil male robot anymore
* They don't have Lord Darkenon anymore
* Taking forever for Mario to appear

## Georgia

### Pros

* Goliath is awesome
* Georgia Scorcher makes you its bitch just like John Romero
* Acrophobia shares TOM 2's "high-altitude attitude"
* Has the original location of ＢＲＡＩＮＩＡＣ
* ＴＨＥ　ＪＯＫＥＲ　ＦＵＮＨＯＵＳＥ　ＣＯＡＳＴＥＲ
* Hasn't been attacked by cancel culture yet

### Cons

* Lacking in the Wood department
* Lacking in the Launch department (RIP Viper)
* Not called "Georgia Flags" anymore
* They consider Catwoman a villain when she is now Batman's wife
* Doesn't have the Chance Tumbler anymore
* Attacked by an angry Protestant Christian who gets triggered over the use of the name "Goliath" (because that was the name of a Biblical character) and the word "Devil" in Dare Devil Dive

## Idaho

### Pros

* Has an RMC Raptor Prototype 2.0 model
* Has a coaster with buzz bars
* Has a rare Giant Inverted Boomerang
* ＧＡＲＦＩＥＬＤ

## Illinois

### Pros

* Has an RMC Woodie that isn't rough or prone to downtime
* Great border states
* THE DEMON SONG (and Gary Owens with a Transylvanian accent, and LOVELY SUPER FRIENDS SYNTH SOUNDS)
* The original park with the Looney Tunes characters
* ＢＲＡＩＮＩＡＣ

### Cons

* Lacking in the Hybrid department
* King Chaos has been KING DEAD since 2017 (it got struck by space lightning and is now trying to destroy all organic life)
* Camp Cartoon Network no longer exists

## Indiana

### Pros

* The Voyage
* Great for wooden coasters

### Cons

* Not good for steel coasters
* Has weird theming but ok (it has alot in common with the majority of the Charlie Brown specials)

## Iowa

### Pros

* Some good coasters
* A Gerstalurer Infinity

## Kansas

### Pros

* Near Kansas City
* In the middle of the country
* The Wizard of Oz state

## Kentucky

### Pros

* Kentucky Kingdom is great
* Near Ohio

### Cons

* Lacking in the launch department (RIP Greezed Lightnin')
* No longer a Six Flags park
* A ride operator CHOPPED OFF A GIRL'S FOOT ON SUPERMAN THAT'S SERIOUSLY SCREWED-UP

## Louisiana

### Pros

* HAD the first Catwoman ride
* Played the Batman & Robin soundtrack in the DC area
* MEGA ZEPH

### Cons

* Six Flags New Orleans no longer exists
* Not near a "good part" of Texas
* Joker's Jukebox killed a grandma
* Was too prone to flooding to be building parks

## Maine

### Pros

* Has a decent CCI
* Kinda near Massachusetts
* THE ASTROSPHERE

### Cons

* Not really a good state to be an enthusiast
* Very cold

## Maryland

### Pros

* Has a rare-for-America Intamin Hyper
* Joker's Jinx slaps
* HAD a Two-Face ride
* Good border states
* Capital of Dino kiddie rides, apparently

### Cons

* No good modern woodies
* Besides SFA, nothing special
* Krypton Comet has been gone since 2005
* SFA is one of the many whipping boys of the Six Flags chain

## Massachusetts

### Pros

* Has a rare-for-America Intamin Hyper
* Decent border states
* ＧＲＩＤ

### Cons

* No good launch coasters
* Gets cold in the winter
* Aggressive games people
* Intamin Hyper's restraints got mutilated
* Destroyed Valencia's Déjá Vu
* Grid doesn't win

## Michigan

### Pros

* Shivering Timbers
* Near Ohio

### Cons

* Michigan's Adventure is mostly a laughing stock
* GO BUCKS!
* Will probably get a trash can next year

## Minnesota

### Pros

* Two great parks
* One of the two great parks is indoor
* Has a badass coaster themed after a kids cartoon
* Has a rare Intamin SurfRider

### Cons

* Gets cold
* Not really the best border states
* One of the two great parks is Dan Schneider's playground

## Mississippi

### Cons

* Has a single kiddie coaster
* No adult coasters
* The kiddie coaster doesn't even operate the entire summer

## Missouri

### Pros

* Three great parks
* Near great states to the east
* Has a Shazam ride
* Has a Funtime Booster

### Cons

* The states to the west are bland
* No RMC Hybrids (that may change soon)
* One of the many whipping boys of the Six Flags chain

## Montana

### Pros

* HAD a rare Monster Mouse
* HAD a Little Dipper

### Cons

* Besides Idaho, no good nearby states
* No currently operating coasters

## Nebraska

### Pros

* ONE kiddie coaster
* ＯＭＡＨＡ

### Cons

* Just ONE kiddie coaster
* No adult coasters

## Nevada

### Pros

* A rare custom El Loco
* Two hypers
* The scariest thrill ride in the world
* Wanted to be the next Orlando in the '90s/'00s

### Cons

* Sadly, said two hypers are terrible
* An amputee fell from El Loco so the GP put it on their clickbait lists
* Speed: The Ride no longer exists
* The "villain" in Caesars' Race for Atlantis simulator was a combo of Ghost Rider and Uka Uka. NOTHING like Lord Darkenon.

## New Hampshire

### Pros

* Decent Family Coaster
* Has the best arcade in the world

### Cons

* Really nothing to shout about (GO TO FUNSPOT INSTEAD SERIOUSLY)

## New Jersey

### Pros

* Tons of variety
* El Toro
* (in Firestorm voice) CYYYYYYYBOOOOOOOOOORG!!
* The world's steepest roller coaster
* Has a rare Intamin SurfRider
* ＢＲＡＩＮＩＡＣ
* Has a ride themed to Hal Jordan

### Cons

* they consider microphones weapons.
* Viper has been gone since 2005
* SHERRY BABY
* Didn't bring back the Kids Train for 2020
* Aforementioned steepest coaster isn't that good (and gave NitroDanielle's brother a stomachache)
* Their Raptor isn't like the prototype ones
* Has Dan Schneider's other playground
* The ride themed to Hal Jordan is ROUGH AF

## New Mexico

### Pros

* Has a good CCI
* Probably the site of an intergalactic battle in 1923 (according to the old Demon audio at SFGAm) (CUE THE SYNTH LASERS)

### Cons

* No good nearby states
* Literally too hot to be riding coasters

## New York

### Pros

* A rare-to-America Intamin Hyper
* A Euro-Fighter
* Good border states

### Cons

* One of the whipping boys of the Six Flags chain
* The other park WON'T REBRAND ITSELF AS A SIX FLAGS PARK AGAIN
* Six Flags broke the rules with their Funtime Booster
* What the heck is up with the Euro-Fighter's name??

## North Carolina

### Pros

* Carowinds
* FURY 325

### Cons

* Carowinds is only 50% North Carolina
* Carowinds isn't owned by KECO anymore (thus doesn't have Hanna-Barbera characters)

## North Dakota

### Pros

* One kiddie coaster
* The birthplace of Ulillillia

## Ohio

### Pros

* Nearly everything
* Millennium Force
* MY, MY, MY, LOOK WHO'S RIDING THE MAGNUM
* ***VALRAVN***

### Cons

* Both parks have SNOOPY in them (and one park doesn't have Hanna-Barbera characters anymore)
* THE ENCHANTED VOYAGE HAS BEEN GONE SINCE 1984
* Top Thrill Dragster yeet'd a lady and now has to get refurbished into the worst concept ever
* Gen Alpha ruined its reputation

## Oklahoma

### Cons

* Won't rebrand itself as a Six Flags park (so that means NO GRID BRAIN DRAIN)
* Brain Drain is now called "Rolling Thunder"

## Pennsylvania

### Pros

* Well-rounded
* WACKY TAXI
* THE STORM RUNNER VOICE

### Cons

* No Garfield anymore
* Sesame Place got TARNISHED
* You can't vape on Vapor Trail (Nico will be upset!)

## South Carolina

### Cons

* Doesn't have the other 50%
* No Hanna-Barbera characters anymore

## Tennessee

### Cons

* Besides Dollywood, nothing to talk about
* NASCAR Speed Park was closed the entire week NitroDanielle was there

## Texas

### Pros

* Goldmine for RMCs
* Six Flags was founded there
* RMC had their first coaster there
* The birthplace of the Cyborg animatronic
* ＢＲＡＩＮＩＡＣ
* HAS A CYBORG RIDE NOW
* Hal Jordan's love of barbecues got confirmed here

### Cons

* Border states are terrible
* Too hot to ride coasters most of the year
* Has a one-dimensionally evil female
* Not alot of people know that Hal used to love barbecues

## Virginia

### Cons

* Besides those two parks, nothing really to talk about
* One park doesn't have Hanna-Barbera characters anymore
* The birthplace of Chris-chan
* The guy from DarKastle looks like freakin' Zod

## Washington

### Pros

* Timberhawk seems good
* Has a good state fair

### Cons

* Not good in terms of permanent coasters
* Literally too cold most of the year
* Enchanted Village isn't a Six Flags park anymore

## West Virginia

### Pros

* Has Big Dipper
* COUNTRY ROAD~ TAKE ME HOME~

### Cons

* Bad for steel coasters
* YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DROP THE CAMERA

## Wisconsin

### Pros

* Wisconsin Dells
* The airtime on Hades 360 is enough to make the gentlemen sing Soprano for the rest of the ride.