Season 2 Episode 19: Gucci Gods

The brothers try to avoid talking about this Lethal Weapon episode. Drew and Nate have a truce. Jurassic Park Banff is suggested and Tom creates a nation wide luge.

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Season 2 Episode 20: This Is Chaos We Don’t Need Order

## Episode Summary

Nate’s finna play too much and almost missed the recording because he was chauffeuring around his wife. Drew drops dope beats and stays hydrated. Tom can drive, similar to Jesus. In fact, Tom is a lot like Jesus in this episode. The Episode itself was not well received which resulted in the hosts not talking about it until the very end. Nate recounts a graphic episode of Arrow’s freakiness on the beach. Arrow’s the GOAT, but now we start to see why Nate tried to ban the word “Arrow” way back in episode 1 of this season. Nate and Drew form an allegiance called the Bucking heads, however it was dissolved not even two days later.

Nate makes a big slip up that may cause another “kids from euphoria” incident.

Please DM Tom (@Tom\_on\_here) if you are active in the Harambe subreddit and tell him all about yourself. Thanks! #RIPHarambeSIMP

### Lethal Weapon Episode Recap

**Season 2 Episode 19:** „Leo Getz Hitched“

**Watch-a-long:** click here

**Keith link:** Click here

> Leo showed up and make a fool of himself as he always does. As Murtaugh and Riggs were engaged in a shootout, Nina saved Leo from his trouble. At an underground poker game, she had stolen cocaine from a drug lord to support her and Leo and she killed the hitman sent to kill her.
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**Recap:**

> “You still a pepperoni guy or have you gone gluten-free on us?”
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Riggs tries to get himself right with Molly, but Jake (the father of her child, Ben) shows up. Oops. He deals with that while Murtaugh experiences a pregnancy scare but it turns out quite different than you’d expect! As you can guess, Leo Getz is back and Thomas Lennon is great, but his talent gets pruned by the rest of the show. His bride turns out to be a woman he’s only known for 6 1/2 weeks and she’s got a record.

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This one starts with a lighthearted scene in which Ben, Molly’s kid, shoots Riggs. But only with a toy gun! Ha ha ha. Hulk Hogan theme / Real American plays as they stumble upon a framed picture of Jake (Linds Edwards), Ben’s dad and Riggs’ childhood best friend who was in jail a long time (for *almost* killing Riggs’ dad) and then bailed in episode 6. Anyway, Molly comes in and breaks up the roughhousing. It's Ben's birthday tomorrow!

Riggs leaves for work but spots a suspicious black Pontiac Firebird. It speeds off before he can confront the driver.

MMM - Leo is getting married and of course his ex-partner Trish and Murtaugh are invited. But while they get ready, Murtaugh finds a positive pregnancy test in his trash, and observes Trish eating pickles with peanut butter, and begins to worry she’s pregnant. The last time she was pregnant he had a heart attack in the delivery room, as we all recall. But luckily his heart issues haven’t come up in a long time.

At the wedding, the bride Nina (Shakira Barrera) is late. Leo tells everyone not to worry though, and says he gave her all the cash for the wedding (to pay performers, bar staff etc.) last night and hasn’t seen her since. Then Will Forte makes a short cameo as Gary, a heavily sedated felon.

Murtaugh calls Riggs and the two of them investigate Nina’s place – but find it full of blood and a dead Hitman stabbed in the head with the heel of a stiletto. Awesome. Murtaugh, Riggs and Leo all go to the morgue, where Scorsese has the body on the table. He ID’s him as Carl Yoon, a hitman.

Later Bailey has found the suspicious car and finds out it was reported as stolen. Riggs put her up to that, not sure how he got the video of it, but that’s fine. He orders her to put a tail on Molly.

Leo finds Nina at her ex Victor’s fight club, he traced her phone. They check it out and confront Victor Ivanov, Vic (Nick Gracer), and ask about the phone. When they enter, a Vo track plays (Nate was correct). He tells them to get the hell out but they find a wedding dress covered in blood. Before he can lie about it, Leo pops out and challenges Victor to a duel. He followed them and is just part of the team for this episode.

They all think it’s kind of funny until two henchmen pull out their Uzis and start unloading rounds in this dark gym. Riggs and Murtaugh return fire, and suddenly Nina shows up and knocks Victor out with a bottle of Vodka. She’s alive!

Riggs tom’s the bad guys by shooting a pipe that sprays hot steam and incapacitates the henchmen. During the commotion, Nina and Leo try to escape to Tierra del Fuego but Clayne catches up to them. Then Murtaugh interrogates them at the station. She is a waitress at **underground** poker games, the kind where anything can be used as collateral – even drugs! So she stole some cocaine that belonged to notorious gangster Jimmy Lee, who figured out what happened and sent a hitman to kill her and retrieve the drugs. She sold it already though, to use the money for her and Leo to start a new life. Leo thinks that’s so romantic and they start making out. Murtaugh is very uncomfortable with this sexual scenario, and tells them to stop because there’s cameras in the booth, to which Leo responds: “Can you get me the tape?”.

In a very far away part of the station, Bailey updates Clayne on the Tail. Molly met with the suspicious stolen car! As Drew rightly predicted it was Jake, her ex husband! Riggs doesn’t trust Molly and calls her to find out from her but she hangs up. Riggs asks Bailey to leave but says "No." because she actually did her job and found out a lead on one of the underground Poker game locations. Roger and Riggs drive over, flash their badges to get in and Riggs says “Open sesame” in a borderline racist accent, but they guard lets them in. Inside it’s a lively scene, they interrupt the game and Riggs happens to see a familiar Ring in the prize loot. Molly's Ring. When he asks who brought it, Jimmy Lee (Samuel Le) storms off. Murtaugh chases him and some goons attack Riggs, but suddenly Jake shows up! Woah! He bolts and gets away in his firebird. They catch Jimmy though.

They just go back to the station, Roger doesn’t give a shit about any of that stuff and asks Avery for some pep talk. He tells Roger that another little Murtaugh running around would be great for the world! Riggs puts a BOLO out for Jake.

Molly’s baking chocolate soufflé, but it’s going wrong. Last time she was working in her food truck. Now she’s not able to make a the ONE THING Ben the little kid asked for on his Birthday. Anyway Riggs comes by and is a jerk, shows her the ring and they argue about Jake. They turn on and off the mixer, it’s a whole thing and she finally tells Riggs he’s in a hotel in Simi.

Trish and Murtaugh discuss her pregnancy but she thinks he’s joking, he says she should be rubbing his bunion, and he tells her about the positive test. They figure it can only be *dun dun dunnn* Riana!

Riggs shows up at Jake’s hotel room. He’s all pissy because Riggs is now with his (ex)wife and son, but the real reason he’s here is “business”. While he’s giving him a sob story, two goons show up and knock out Clayne.

He wakes up and I guess they didn’t take his gun or badge, but left some playing card with a message on it “Rochambeau 3:30” – an invitation for a high stakes poker game for high rollers. Riggs gets this info from Nora, but she’s about to go to court for 1-4 years so Leo is going to have “relations” with her in the interrogation room. He took a pill and begins to strip, eventually lying down on the table in front of Riggs. When Nora mounts him, Riggs just leaves and says “text me the locations”.

In the office part of the station, Roger is welcomed to roaring applause. Scorsese in a tiny shirt got him a plant, to celebrate his new baby, but when Murtaugh realizes that, he knocks the plant to the floor and it shatters. Avery is upset but when Rog whispers to him that it’s not Trish, but Riana that’s pregnant and Avery shouts “Oh that’s a terrible joke, Scorsese. Everybody, back to work!” KR the GOAT. Best scene in the episode.

Sonya got a hit on the BOLO for Jake’s car, it’s one of the locations Clayne got from Leo. There, Jake is already playing poker. He pretends to take a leak, and lets his buddies in the back through a secret entrance. Donning ski-masks, they come back inside shooting rounds into the ceiling. Jake has memorized the safe code and they rob the place.

Riggs drives over (there’s not a single other car on the road in Los Angeles) and tells Molly to prepare for the worst because Jake’s in some real trouble. When Jake and his goons escape, Murtaugh is already there and they exchange fire. They outnumber him though and begin to close in, but just then Riggs arrives in his Truck and smashes into one of them.

A chase ensues, and Riggs follows Jake into an "Chauncey Cheddar" Arcade as LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem plays. They end up having a fist fight in a ball pit and eventually fall out exhausted on the floor. Then a total Karen tells them they should be ashamed of themselves. They stop fighting and get all sentimental and Jake agrees to turn himself in and Riggs will take care of Molly.

Murtaugh and Trish confront Riana about the baby, but she takes it as a comment on her weight and says she’s not ever been pregnant and would of course have come to them if she had been!

Just when they’re wondering who’s it could have been, McNeile (APR) rings the doorbell. His wife was on a single’s cruise and is on a cleanse now and hands Roger some liquor and – Murtaugh, mastermind detective, figures out that his wife may be pregnant. McNeile says that’s impossible, since he got a vasectomy two years ago but Roger gives him back the booze and says he might need it.

Molly managed to make a soufflé, but when Riggs turns around from talking to Ben he bumps into her and smushes the cake on her breasts. Then he playfully licks it off, disgusting.

Finally, next day, Leo and Nora are getting married on the steps of the courthouse. Nora is in an orange prison suit and gets driven away in the back of a cop car.

The end!

## Notable Quotes

### Drew

* “Hold my right hand. Touch it! Just hold it for one second.”
* “What? My body’s making noises.” (Drew is well hydrated. VERY well hydrated)
* “We LIVE in a SOCIETY, we have to participate in it.”
* “World Wide Train was a pretty good Idea.”

### Nate

* “First of all, Arrow sucks.” (sociopath)
* “I got 12 minutes, so let’s make this count.”
* “CAN I NOT BE ME ANYMORE?!” (repeatedly shouting)
* “Earmuffs, hey! Earmuffs, Shithead!”

### Tom

* “Duck is cool.”
* “Jesus looked a lot like Dad.”
* “I understood the assignment. I made it make sense.”
* “Well guess who doesn’t look bad ever? Me.”

## AMPDates / CCUpdates

### Jurassic Park: Banff

JP:C has been moved from Calgary to Banff, Alberta. (Breathtaking scenery, you’ll love it.)

Tom will oversee the construction of a high-speed Luge network, that will luge people to the park and back. But the luge itself will be more of a pod. It’s a great way to travel alone, the best way to travel.

Once that succeeds, the network will expand to connect with the other JP’s (JPC to JP:SB in approx. 15 minutes) Through understanding the physics, the lugepods will go all over the place and there will be stations along the track where you can get food, such as Gardetto’s handed to you in passing, like a marathon runner.

### Theology Time with Tom

**Bible Factzz**

God’s original name was Gucci Man. He was bald.

God invented Gucci for his benefit, so he could say “it’s all Gucci”. Unfortunately, this gets lost in translation in most bibles.

**Tom’s Prayer of the day:**

> “My holy father, in heaven. Hello be thy name. Gimme some money.”
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## Trivia

You can’t simp on your wife, even if it’s simping behavior. Slapping while simping is alpha, but it’s not really that simple (no pun intended), there’s an order of operations to the whole thing.

Arrow’s but a young pup, a weee lad, and there’s a lot going on in a young dog's brain (Did you know? Dogs have advanced memory skills and are able to read and react appropriately to human body language such as gesturing and pointing, and to understand human voice commands). Hormones and stuff, other dogs as well as stupid owners – in short: Arrow’s the man and will protect the hosts and their family and soon he’ll be done with puppy puberty and probably not be a total freak at all.

In this episode, the brothers refer to World Wide Train. That was the very first episode of the amazing Podcast Globe Hell Warning, which is currently on hiatus. Woo Woo! Not to be confused with World Wide Train (verb) or World Wide T’rain.

Tom tries not to bring up his cat on ClayneCast. We sort of respect that, so she has never been mentioned but we *will* RT any pics of said cat.

Dinosaurs could survive in the snow! They lived in Alberta!

You can luge all over the world if you simply have the physics right! If you keep moving, you keep moving.

## The Leftist Angle

This is a Chapo affiliated podcast. It’s part of the leftist Network.

**Leftist DoorDash** (created by Tom): No tips needed, just assume the workers are paid a living wage. This may not be the case but just assume it.

Nate and Drew are gonna build a leftist prison, but you'll need to subscribe to the patreon and watch the watchalong to get that! (They're tryin' to build a prison)

## fun.2 in.format.ion

Keith Keith Keith Keith Keith (*loves movies*) – new fun.2 song snippet in this episode!

Fun.2 will cover the RIP Harambe song featured in this episode, which apparently Elon Musk sang. But they will make it a more laid back reggae version.

## Freaky Figures

This is the 19th episode this season. Season one had 19 episodes (including the recap).

The tomming count will be added to the episodes and/or get a special mention.

Drew Drinking Water ASMR at 37:51.

As of this episode’s release, ClayneCast is 20 Patrons away from their first stretch goal of writing an episode of Puffins x Lethal! Sign up now to make it happen and be one of the first 100, of what will soon be millions of patrons!

## Clayne Clandestine

Nate said underage. Drew didn’t edit it out.

## Clayne Fore-Casting

Leftist Air BnB, Leftist Tinder, Leftist Truth…coming soon!

Some wealthy listener will sign up for the 100.000 dollar tier on patreon and Tom will quit all his other stuff.

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