Sermo Vulgaris Anglicanus Ascsenensis

***Sermo Vulgaris Anglicanus Ascsenensis*** (in English: ***Vulgar Anglican Aschsene Language*** or ***Anglicised Latin***; in Ecclesiastical Latin: ***Sermo Vulgaris Anglicana Ascseniae***) is a variation of Ecclesiastical Latin (despite its name suggesting it derives from Vulgar Latin) with an English vocabulary but with Latin grammar. It can be considered as a polar opposite of linguistically pure English, Anglish.

## Info

This variation of Latin was made as an attempt to ease the language barrier between Latin and English, especially for Matt. However, it came out sounding like a child trying to speak Latin with minimal effort, while most of the time it is actually grammatically correct and will translate accordingly even if it is actually not EL but SVAA.

### Quotes into SVAA

* *a maiore ad minus* would be rendered as ***a majora ad minora*** (which would be grammatically incorrect in Latin),
* *a solis ortu usque ad occasum* would be rendered as ***a solis crescentis ad decrescentis ipsum*** (this would translate to *from sun decrease to its increase*),
* *ab abusu ad usum non valet consequentia* is ***rem abusum ad usum non consequentious est*** (this is not incorrect in grammar but *consequentious* is incorrect; it should be *valet consequentia*),
* *absens haeres non erit* is ***a persona absentis non inheritans est*** (actually translates correctly but is formed differently),
* *abundans cautela non nocet* is ***abundans ad precautionae non destrensible est*** (*est* is used in the same way as the copula *is*),
* *abusus non tollit usum* is ***abusus non intolerans usum est*** (*intolerans* is directly from *intolerance*),
* *accusare nemo se debet nisi coram Deo* is ***non ipsumabilam accusare ipsum est nisi in presencia ad Dei***,
* *acta deos numquam mortalia fallunt* is ***acta mortabilis non decipio daeo est*** (in plural terms, the first instance of e in the term is replaced with ae)
* *actus me invito factus non est meus actus* is ***actus mea factus noninvitus non actus mea est***,
* *actus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea* is ***actus non facita persona rea, nisi ipsa mens rea est***,
* *ad augusta per angusta* is ***ad salutatoriae per difficultatibae***,
* *alterius non sit qui suus esse potest* is ***non persona abilis submissibus into persona dominus quod res persona dominus abilis ipsum est*** (the context of this phrase is a man trying to be owned by someone while he can own that someone himself; or, i.e., why try to imitate him if you could be like him yourself),
* *An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur?* is ***Vos non sciosus, me fili, ut res mundi governata est in prudentia minuscula?***,
* *aquila non capit muscas* is ***aquila non capita muscae*** (is correct),
* *aut simul stabunt aut simul cadent* is ***autem eae standabilis simultans, aut eae candentibilis simultans***,
* *cacatum non est pictum* is ***hac faecatum est non pictum est*** (*cacatum*, which literally means *shat* or *pooped*, is converted into *faecatum*, from *faeces*),
* *celerius quam asparagi cocuntur* is ***celerissimus quam asparagi cocuntur*** (comparative terms are immediately suffixed with *issimus* regardless of form),
* *condemnant quod non intellegunt* is ***eae condemnata res rem non eae comprehensibilis***,
* *contra principia negantem non est disputandum* is ***haec non dispuntandum est cum ipsum defians fundamentum est***,
* *corruptissima re publica plurimae leges* is ***quod res republica corruptissima est ut laege abundissima est***,
* *corvus oculum corvi non eruit* is ***a corvus non destruens oculum corvi miscellaneous***,
* *credo quia absurdum est* is ***me credabilita hec quod absurdum est***,
* *cui bono* is ***beneficious per qui***,
* *cuius est solum, eius est usque ad coelum et ad inferos* is ***per persona solum suum est, res aether et inferno inclusio ipsum est***,
* *cuiusvis hominis est errare, nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare* is ***omna varia homini errare est, nisi res idiotia perseverare in errore ipsum est*** (*anyone*, which is *cuiusvis*, is replaced with *omnes varia*, with *varia* from *variabilis*, variable (indicating variable groups of people instead of just generally all of them))