Standard model (physics)

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In physics, the **Standard Model** describes the fundamental particles of the Alt Universe.

## Particle contents

The Standard Model has multiple classes of particles:

* Spiders - 12 varieties
* Spidinos - There are 3 kinds, each of which has four varieties:
	+ True spidinos
	+ Soupinos
	+ Dark matter
* Quacks - 12 varieties
* Semiquacks - 6 varieties
* Leptons - 8 varieties
* Bosons - 9 varieties. Unlike the other categories, some Bosons are massless.
* Banjos - b varieties.
* Aeroplanes - sv varieties, some unknown. All have infinite surface area and zero width.
* Thumbs - a currently disputed number of varieties.
* Hats - 6 varieties

## Interactions

There are many interactions in the standard model.

* The electromagnetic interaction, mediated by the photon. This affects all charged particles.
* The weak interaction, mediated by the W and Z bosons. This affects particles with weak isospin.
* The strong interaction, mediated by eight gluons. This affects particles with color.
* The medium interaction, mediated by ten bluons. This affects particles with medium isospin.
* The stronger interaction, mediated by 14 I bosons. This affects particles with strong isospin.
* The Higgs mechanism, mediated by the Higgs boson. This gives particles mass.
* The Henry interaction, mediated by the neutrong. This gives particles surface area.

## History

In the year of 394, George Silt theorized that there must have been something that made potatoes delicious. Thus, the standard model was born.

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