Shadow John Wick Misbehaves at Burger King

## Script:

**Shadow John Wick:** Dear Clone: Could perhaps we visit Burger King?

**John Wick:** No! We won't be visiting Burger King. Dinner tonight is Ratatouille.

**Helen Wick:** John! The ingredients for Ratatouille are gone. Bring him to Burger King, please.

**John Wick:** Okay! I'm giving up! We should visit Burger King.

(John Wick and His Clone drove to Burger King)

**John Wick:** Now we're here at Burger King.

(John Wick and his Clone went inside of Burger King)

**Shadow John Wick:** Mr. John Wick, I must make my way to the restroom. Can I please have a Whopper, fries, chicken fries, and a chocolate milkshake during our time there?

**John Wick:** Exactly, Clone.

(Shadow John Wick went to the restroom and John Wick is dreaming.)

**John Wick**'s Dream**:** Oh, I nearly forgot! Apparently, Shadow John Wick wants a chocolate milkshake, I overheard him remark. He doesn't deserve any milkshakes while he's grounded, so I'll offer him a soda instead.

(Shadow John Wick finished the restroom and washed his hands.)

**Shadow John Wick:** I'm Back!

**John Wick:** Hi, Clone. I want you to know that since you are grounded, I'm giving you a drink rather than a chocolate milkshake.

**Shadow John Wick:** What!! Are you freakin' kidding me?

**John Wick:** I'm not being a jerk. I wanted to get you a soda.

**Shadow John Wick:** Yet, as I previously stated, all I want is a chocolate shake! Not a carbon dioxide-laced beverage! Please don't be cruel.....

**John Wick:** Oh my, that's wrong! You will not be allowed anymore milkshakes until your punishment is over. So maybe deal with it, or nothing at all.

**Shadow John Wick:** No!!! I'm not going to deal with that for fucks sake! I'm not drinking a soda. Not ever! It is absolutely fucking final, and I want the chocolate shake!!!!

**John Wick:** Shadow John Wick, that is not the correct method for dealing with your own clone! Either you deal with it or nothing happens!

**Shadow John Wick:** I have a better idea!!!! How about I I shove your fucking ass? When that happens, I will manipulate you like a puppet!! Therefore, I shall have power over you!!!

**John Wick:** Shadow John Wick, Stop with the attitude right now!!!!

**Shadow John Wick:** Well, Fuck this!!!

(Shadow John Wick throws a rock and it cracks the Burger King menu screen.)

**John Wick:** It's done!!! I'm taking you out of Burger King! You won't get anything, and we're heading right home!!!

**Shadow John Wick:** But, Clone, Please give me another opportunity; I am deeply sorry for my behavior.

**John Wick:** No!! You are not at all sorry! You yelled at me and said "You fucking push your ass? When it occurs, you will be being controlled like a puppet "out there" public! Do you know that the use of language of disrespectful in a public setting is quite inappropriate?

**Shadow John Wick:** Yes. I know that and I am sorry.

**John Wick:** You were not even sorry at all, exactly. How much damage has Burger King sustained? Little kids were playing in Burger King, and they set a poor example by acting in this way. Some individuals are being destroyed by the use of filthy language, which is even more harmful!!

**Shadow John Wick:** Can we please go back to Burger King. Because I will get a soda instead of the chocolate milkshake.

**John Wick:** This jackass is beyond repair! The answer is no because I'm beyond second chances. Just stop talking, you motherfucking idiot! You were supposed to act properly there, but you didn't! As soon as we get home, we shall face severe punishment!!! You're in a lot of trouble, sir!

(When John Wick and His Clone Went Home,)

**John Wick:** You've been grounded for 16 weeks! Moreover, you will never return to Burger King ever again! You'll receive a harsh penalty by having to use regular diapers! So leave your room and don't ever again deny to fuck with my life!

(Shadow John Wick ran into his room when he is grounded and John Wick looking at him and shouted)

**John Wick:** Fuck You Clone!!!!

**OUTRO:** That's it for today's episode of Shadow John Wick Misbehaves at Burger King. We hope you enjoyed watching this wild ride and learned something from it. Remember, it's never okay to behave like Shadow John Wick and cause trouble for others. Stay tuned for more exciting videos on our channel!