Gort Becomes Forklift Certified (gone wrong) *OSHA CALLED*

Gort Becomes Forklift Certified (gone wrong) \*OSHA CALLED\* is an episode from the 2022 season. The episode was uploaded on November 21, 2022.

## Gort Becomes Forklift Certified (gone wrong) \*OSHA CALLED\*

### Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOBtB5SeBYo

## Segments

* Opening montage
* We begin with Colton chainsawing an old rusty wooden shelter so they have space for the next big construction project.
* Uncle Ben shows everything he will be throwing away as the renovation continues, including DaBaby's old pouch and the old plushes.
* A lot of volunteers from a based Christian fraternity help out as well by destroying the other old shelters.
* Uncle Ben feeds DaBaby while being curious to know what is on his mind. As DaBaby looks away from his food and eats the grass instead, Uncle Ben eats DaBaby's kangaroo food. Five seconds later, DaBaby catches him right in the act.
* Uncle Ben reveals his plans on what he will do with the old tents and also shows the pumpkin plants that he grew in the spot where a less aggressive Kevin currently is.
* Then he checks on the other ratites and reveals his plans for separating them, meaning that they will all be in different yards and the rheas will reunite with Kevin. Soulja Boy also bites the camera in a less aggressive way unlike Kevin.
* Everything being sent to the scrapyard is shown, followed by the forklift.
* The worm farm is back, as worms have taken over a recycling bin. Then they all get dumped out.
* The ratites eat their food like crazy, with DaBaby showing interest.
* It is now tomorrow, and Uncle Ben is ready to become forklift certified.
* A big rig enters the yard with all the materials.
* As Uncle Ben waits for Matt to show up, he makes sure Gort and Quandale aren't being sus, meanwhile they're planning all of their war crimes involving the forklift.
* Matt becomes forklift certified and operates the forklift.
* Based Matt uses the forklift to grab the materials off the big rig. Then he places them all down.
* Uncle Ben says hello to Cringe as Based Matt continues the process of forklift certification.
* Uncle Ben reveals the renovation plans for the new barn, and showing that Remington is still alive and they will not eat him... yet.
* Gort and Quandale ask Uncle Ben to let them into his room so they can sniff him. then they hup hup over the fence and go outside, searching for food.
* Uncle Ben spends some time in the bus. then Finley climbs in, Uncle Ben calls Poggers cringe, and then Poggers proceeds to kill Finley as B-Alt hops out of his van.
* Gort and Quandale are caught pooping under the sheets.
* Uncle Ben and Brandon feed a 3-pound Hershey's chocolate bar to Poggers, Queen and Finley.
* Even after repairing the bus, it's still broken.
* Gort and Quandale are sitting on the couch after pooping all over the sheets.
* Uncle Ben proceeds to sniff a tree trunk.
* Then he calls AAA as DaBaby gives Brandon a sniff and the ratites check out the new shelter.
* As Uncle Ben is currently on the phone with AAA, DaBaby squares up and starts brutally attacking and kicking him.
* Uncle Ben escapes DaBaby by entering the ratite yard and putting all their food in their troph inside the new shelter.
* Homelander starts pecking Uncle Ben.
* One second later, DaBaby starts attacking Brandon. Luckily, Brandon is strong enough to push DaBaby back 3 feet from where he is standing.
* DaBaby jumps all over the yard before getting back to attacking Uncle Ben.
* DaBaby goes back into his peaceful mode phase and grazes with Finley. then DaBaby enters the bee zone.
* Uncle Ben hammers down a post.
* It is now nighttime and Uncle Ben and Brandon chilling in the yard. He shows the sleepy piglets and feeds New Poppy some eggs. Poggers and Queen are also napping out in the wilderness.
* Uncle Ben shows the new temporary Capybara enclosure for Gort and Quandale.
* Uncle Ben ends the video by doing wheelies on the forklift, proving that he is, in fact, forklift certified.
* Then he grabs branches from a tree and hangs it up like Christmas mistletoe.
* Uncle Ben shows Don Toliver being confused by Uncle Ben's TikTok with Gort and Quandale.
* The video ends with a Homelander moment.

## Characters Shown

* Colton
* Based Christian Fraternity Volunteers
* DaBaby
* Kevin
* Karen
* Soulja Boy
* Homelander
* White Karen
* Plappa
* James Charles
* Shrek
* Unnamed Ayam Cemani Chickens
* Poggers
* Gort
* Quandale Dingle
* Matt
* Cringe
* Remington
* Kanye
* Finley
* Queen
* B-Alt
* Cringe Piglets
* New Poppy