Oofstreet (City)

Oofstreet depicted after the third extinction event.

Oofstreet is where this whole thing began, oh boy oh boy lemme tell you where this all started ahahaahaaa. This is the city where most citizens originally resided in, it is also the longest-lasting place of residence of the server. It is located in the country of Bobby City.

## Notable Events

### Founding

Founded in 70 by G Wizzy Slizz, a politician/philosopher/rap master/Vampire who "had enough of nobody having no style 'round here, goddamn." Slizz managed to gather his fanbase from his rap career to come live in the town. Originally the city was called "GStreet" (or Gaystreet for short. Don't ask how it's for short.), and became officially recognized by the government of Bobby City in 394, after G Wizzy Slizz rose to power and became Bobby City mayor.

### The Hosting of The First Game Night

In order to raise population morale after some guy cut the local pizza shop in half, The president of Gstreet at the time, Robert Bobbison, hosted an event he dubbed "Game Night". All citizens were invited to the event and the very first game night included such fun games as: "Throw Rocks at This Guy", "Pole Vault Jousting", "Super Mario", and "Who Has The Most Supple Lips". From that day on, Game Nights were hosted weekly on mondays and fridays. Though, sometimes they weren't.

### Assassination of G Wizzy Slizz

G Wizzy Slizz was assassinated only 7 years into his mayoralty on October 31st, 415 at 4:30 PM. He was staked through the heart by his successor/vice mayor John Oof, who also happened to be a notorious vampire hunter. Shortly after Slizz's death, John Oof took up the mantle as Bobby City mayor.

### Beginning of Oofstreet

John Oof's first policy in office was to replace all "Gs" in official government text and titles with "Oofs", making Gstreet the Oofstreet we now live in today. This decision is said to be the driving force to why Bobby City has elections instead of forcing people to murder others up the political ladder. Like what is this, an anime? Get a grip.

John Oof was swiftly voted out of power and replaced with an unremarkable politician. However, the effects of his G/Oof policy was never reverted and has led to some very strange looking pre-Extinction Event I legislatures.

### Extinction Event I

The first extinction event of 3 in Oofstreet's history. This occurred exactly 1 year after the death of G Wizzy Slizz. The entire population of Bobby City was at risk at the time, as there was a deadly plague that spawned from Oofstreet.

The citizens of Oofstreet were fortunately able to dispatch of this by throwing the infected into the ocean and watching them drown. A traumatic event for Oofstreet, that seemingly spawned from nowhere, but it was luckily quite manageable.

The plague had also spread to other countries, such as Russia. Instead of throwing plague-ridden citizens in the water, they were hunted and killed by a group of knife-wielding special agents now known as The Cleaners. Current whereabouts and status of The Cleaners remain unknown today.

### Murders on Oofstreet

On March 20th, 418: Multiple high-profile guests at a dinner party hosted by Spud Budson are killed by one Yeware Sowphat, the police deputy at the time. This event caused a cultural shift within Oofstreet, ending a cycle of violence and began new laws that banned all sorts of attacks and mass murders. Making Deputy Sowphat the first convicted murderer of Oofstreet. Other victims include: Svetlana Bobbison, Bartholomew Knight, Rudolph Stalling, and Fred.

### Zombies on Oofstreet

Zombies predicted to be from the northern city of Saltaire invade Oofstreet on September 22nd 500. The Outbreak began after a dramatic battle between townsfolk and criminals over a fortune of salt. Fortunately for town, powerful assassin robots were dispatched upon the zombies and they were quickly dealt with. The origin of these robots are speculated to be The Cleaners, as they are also known for creating Snipe Bot

### The First Bearfest

On March 17th, 1023, Oofstreet was met by a biker gang comprised of bears and a cyborg ninja named Raiden. Their origins and intentions unknown, citizens tried their best to avoid this group.

This was until the bears (and ninja) started handing everyone some FUCKIN APPLE JUICE OH YEAH BABY. It was the best fuckin apple juice that every Oofstreetian had ever tasted it was so fucking good. From then on, the anniversary of this mysterious group was celebrated annually in a festival known as "Bearfest".

### Extinction Event II

This extinction event began on October 31st, 1320 and ended November 18th. 14 Oofstreet citizens survived, making this the most destructive Extinction Event to ever occur. During this event, 3 monsters appeared from a foggy mist that had enveloped the city the past few days. These monsters were known as: Big Corgi, Gun, and Monkey. Together, they wreaked havoc upon Oofstreet and were able to cut off half of its population in an hour. Luckily, due to advancements in technology, the countries of the world were able to come together with their Mechs and successfully slay Big Corgi and Gun. However, the Mechs were mostly destroyed which left Monkey (the most powerful of the three monsters) to continue to wreck the city.

There was one final hope for Oofstreet, and subsequently the world: MC Slick, a rapper/vampire and apprentice of G Wizzy Slizz, who traded his mortality for power and blade-mastery. MC Slick was able to contend with Monkey for 18 days and 18 nights, until finally besting it in combat. This did not manage to kill Monkey, but was able to cripple it and put the beast into what seemed to be a permanent paralysis. The remaining fighters and citizens of the world then sealed Monkey in the center of the Earth so that it could never cause such destruction again. As for MC Slick, he returned to his solitude in the forest, never to be seen again by locals.

### First Modern Oofstreet Election

(this is the first one hosted in the server, im too lazy to add info here lol)

### Monkey Wakes

On the 29th of May, 2020, The ancient beast of the apocalypse: Monkey, awoke. Monkey's dark energy was felt throughout the planet, and his waking even caused the cancellation of a Game Night, which was occurring later that evening. Monkey, using the last of his power from his fight with MC Slick to escape his prison and seek solitude in a cave in the forest of Oofstreet. Monkey now drained of all mystical power, was assumed dead to the world a mere 30 minutes after his waking.

### Extinction Event III

The latest extinction event. Happened between June 19 to October 31st, 2020. This one's a doozy, so strap in.

#### Fall of the Government

On the 19th of June, 2020, Mayor Samuel Bobbison and all other Bobby City government officials are assassinated across the the country. This was done swiftly and professionally by a group calling themselves "The Mystery Military", they claimed they would not harm the rest of Bobby City's citizens if they were given their own chance to rule in an election. This obviously confused a lot of people cuz like... Why not just take everything over now? But I guess these guys were really Bobby City loyalists because they loooved their democracy. Fucking weirdos.

#### The Third Modern Bobby City Election Begins

4 parties/representatives were up to bat in this election: The Gamer Party, The Meme Party, The "Kind" Party, and the Mystery Military. Considering there was no government, this election was hosted entirely by the country's top newscaster, Spud Budson. However, the job quickly becomes too much to handle alone and he later hires amateur newscaster, Cire Rediew to aid him, who quickly becomes a fan favourite amongst viewers.

#### The End of The Newscasts

After their first Newscast on July 1st came out, Spud Budson and Cire Rediew seemed to have completely stopped all production. Apparently, the office of Spud Budson was under constant attack by jealous newscasting rival, Hunter Huntley Jr., which constantly halted the progress and development of any future newscasts. On August 2nd, the newscasters officially decided to end episode production, and continue news distribution through text and social media posts only.

##### Cire Rediew Goes Missing

August 14th, 2020: Out of a job and quite frankly a little upset, Cire Rediew went on a hike in the local Oofstreet forest in hopes of cheering himself up. However, he quickly became lost and came across a powerful tribe hidden within the depths of the forest. After he was quickly told to fuck off he runs away and finds himself in a cave. What he didn't realize at that time was this was the very same cave that Monkey was residing in, and Cire was in great danger.

Just in time, was the leader of the tribe, MC Slick to save Cire from Monkey. Slick and his tribe members confronted Monkey and sealed him once again in the center of the Earth, in hopes it would never escape again. It is now speculated that Cire was assimilated into the tribe, as he returns to the world a much different person.

#### Meteor Discovered

On October 16th 2020, Bobby City's Top Scientists discover that a meteor the size of a big meteor was heading right for Earth. The estimated time of impact was on October 31st. This causes panic within the town and the electoral candidates, and thus began the plan to stop the meteor.

##### The Attempt to Prevent Extinction

The plan was simple: Dig a big hole through the Earth, and let the meteor just slide right through. The main problem with this plan was that creating a hole through the Earth would inevitably free Monkey once again, allowing it to potentially cause the world more problems.

The citizens soon realized that digging a hole in the Earth with a bunch of shovels and some really old equipment wasn't going to be efficient enough to finish the hole before extinction, so they instead turned to Norway, the country in the fourth dimension in search of tools. Luckily for Oofstreet, Norway did in fact have an extremely powerful war drill, left over from their war against Heaven. The plan was back in motion once again.

One thing the citizens of Oofstreet did not consider was whether or not the country on the other side of the world, Pollyopolis, were on board with their plan to drill through the Earth. Pollyopolis was willing to help Oofstreet with their plan (despite the destruction of many of their cities) under the condition that they restore their country's mech from Extinction Event II, the Sans Mech. This could only be done by going to the authoritarian and very wealthy country of Ugh, Those Guys.

The visit to Ugh, Those Guys involved a whole lot of awkward flirting, a chat with the same single citizen 4 times, a nail-bitingly close Ludo match, and the first game of pickleball to have casualties. Luckily though, the citizens of Oofstreet managed to retrieve the parts required to fix the Sans Mech and continue with their plan of drilling. Oofstreet was even gifted an experimental Mech from UTG for their kindness.

The last complication the city of Oofstreet faced was a sabotaging of the drill, done by the drill's conductor. It certainly made the timing of the drill finishing its path a lot closer to the estimated time of impact of the meteor, but it made it on time in the end.

#### Extinction Day

October 31st, 2020, 4:30 PM. This was the time that the meteor was set to land. The city had a plan in motion and even sacrificed Margaret Thatcher to Monkey in hopes that it attacks the meteor instead of attempting to destroy the world. Tensions ran high with the Mystery Military beginning to show their true colours, claiming they had planned for Monkey to be released upon the Earth regardless of the meteor. Shit got real.

##### Confrontation

In an attempt to stop the meteor altogether, Pollyopolis and Bobby City sent in their respective mechs. However, 2 mechs stolen from Ugh, Those Guys were waiting for them, manned by the Mystery Military. This led to a really cool mech fight in space!!! But only Oofstreet's experimental golden mech remained.

##### Collision

Monkey and a Mystery Military member crash into the meteor. Monkey, although in a weakened state, was able to destroy the meteor instantly and was also able to dispatch the powerful Oofstreet mech. Now with the meteor in pieces, the only threat left to the planet was Monkey.

#### Collapse

Out of the pieces of the meteor spawned its true form, True Meteor. Who acted as Oofstreet's greatest ally, but potentially their greatest threat. True Meteor was able to use his meteor powers and beat up both Monkey and the Mystery Military member. Unknown to True Meteor however, was that in doing so, he had reawakened some of Monkey's dark powers once again.

##### Conclusion

Using what was left of his power, Monkey was able to channel about 1% of the power of G Wizzy Slizz, giving him unimaginable power. True Meteor was somehow able to out last Monkey in this powerful state and defeat it when it was once again weakened.

#### Contact and Comeback

The anti-meteor plan failed, the destroyed meteor parts and mechs crashed down upon Earth, destroying just about every country of the world *but* Bobby City. It was a miracle of sorts, but Oofstreet was not out of the water yet. True Meteor had landed upon Earth, and he had a bad attitude. Who was left to save them?

Cire Rediew. He emerged from Oofstreet's forest with newfound power and a blade. It is speculated that he traded his sense of humanity in exchange for power, and it worked. Cire made quick work of True Meteor, leaving the world just that little bit safer. Shortly after defeating True Meteor, Cire jumped through the Earth hole and into the vacuum of space.

Total extinction may have been averted, but a life on Earth seemed completely impossible at the time with everything in ruin and all.

### Departure From Earth

The final event to happen in the city of Oofstreet. On November 1st, 2020, the citizens of Oofstreet left the Earth by creating a giant spaceship colony dubbed the S.S. Oofstreet in search of Cire Rediew. This concludes the story of Oofstreet.