Operation: M.Y.S.T.E.R.Y./Transcript

**Numbuh 205A:** *(spits)* The soda has been tainted!

**Numbuh 205B:** *(spits)* Super tainted!

**Numbuh 205C:** *(spits in two glasses, then his voice deepens)* I can care. Normal Galactic Kids Next Door formula have never been the same.

**Numbuh 10,560:** You seperated them in your mouth?

**Numbuh 205C:** Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeah.

**Numbuh 205B:** We get it! You have a super-cool deep voice now!

**Numbuh 1:** So someone *did* tainted the soda!

**Frankie:** Yes! It was Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000! He made me promise I wouldn't tell!

**Numbuh 1:** The mystery's not over until the best part. Let's go!

**Frankie:** You're talking to the Supreme Leader? Can you picture this idea I had? Invisible pacifiers! We all look like fish! *(makes fish noises)*

**Numbuh 1:** Uh... yeah, uh... we're just gonna go.

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** Numbuh 99.99... *(Numbuh 99.99 turns around and claps)* Congratulations, Sector GX. You solved the mystery of "Is Sector GX wrong about everything?" The answer: *(turns around to reveal that he has a huge, fluffy beard)* Yes.

*(Sector GX sees Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000's beard and starts laughing.)*

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** Does this make me want to decommission everyone?

**Numbuh 1:** What about you? Should I go make you a decommissioned-or-not-decommissioned list so you could decommission everyone who are aging inculding you, Santa Claus? *(laughing)*

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** Joking on the job? Very unprofessional, Sector GX.

**Numbuh 650.30:** You're unprofessional! Numbuh 850, a Galactic Kids Next Door operative who works in soda storage, said *you* tainted the soda!

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** Which all makes sense except... boop! There aren't any operatives working in soda storage.

**Sector GX:** What?

**Numbuh 99.99:** Whoa, twist!

**Numbuh 1:** Wait, so who's Numbuh 850? That pantsless girl who's name is Frankie?

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** Well, *every* operative has a real name. Fun fact: How many times have I called Numbuh 99.99 by his real name, Magski Petrov?

**Numbuh 99.99:** Five hundred and thirty-two, and it hurts every time.

**Numbuh 1:** If no one works in formula storage, what was she even doing there?

**Numbuh 650.30:** Isn't it obvious? *She's* the soda thief!

**Frankie:** Hi! *(Grabs Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000 and pulls him into the vent)*

**Numbuh 1:** Is anyone going after or...?

**Numbuh 99.99:** I'm scared of dark and creepy places because they make me emotional! And violent!

**Numbuh 1:** Ugh, fine. Numbuh 8,255, stay here and block the vent so that she doesn't come back.

*(Numbuhs 1, 650.30, 10,560, and 7,777 go inside the vents and close the door while Numbuh 8,255 sits on it. In the vents, Numbuhs 1, 650.30, 10,560, and 7,777 track Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000's screaming.)*

**Numbuh 1:** This way! Um, no rush.

*(Numbuhs 1, 650.30, 10,560, and 7,777 run towards to where Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000 is screaming, leading them to Frankie's room with Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000 in it.)*

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** Please! No more!

**Numbuh 1:** Game's over, Frankie! Give us- what the...?

**Frankie:** My next idea: who says we have to work in our own offices? Close your eyes and imagine... Sector Space Station Carnival, with roller coster desks! *(spins Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000 around)*

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** Sector GX, save me! This is disturbing me!

**Frankie:** Hey! This is a private meeting!

**Numbuh 650.30:** Meeting's over, vent kid!

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** *(jumps off the chair)* Oh! Oh, thank you, Sector GX. I knew I could count on you. *(to Frankie)* I'll be back with the decommissioning squad, freakish vent kid! *(walks away)*

**Frankie:** But-

**Numbuh 7,777:** Where do you think you're going, young lady?

**Frankie:** I didn't finish telling him my great ideas!

**Numbuh 1:** Forget it, Frankie! You're done!

**Frankie:** *(falls down to her knees, sobbing)* Please, Numbuh 1! I ment no harm, sir!

**Numbuh 1:** Woah, uh... please, stop crying. It's weird. And creepy. So stop it!

**Frankie:** *(sobbing)* I can't stop! Oh, please don't make me leave, sir! *(sniffles)* I love the Galactic Kids Next Door!

**Numbuh 650.30:** How did you get here in the first place?

**Numbuh 1:** No. Nobody ask her any questions. Just keep her here quietly until the decommissioning-

**Frankie:** *(interupts Numbuh 1)* It all started when I when 3 years old in Peru.

**Numbuh 1:** Ugh.

*(flashback to 3-year-old Frankie having fun with playing space.)*

**Frankie:** I always love outer space, and I had great ideas already! Like making various ways to visit space...

*(3-year-old Frankie finds a tube that leads to the GKND and goes into it. Then, she gets sucked up into space.)*

**Frankie:** Well, obviously, that one backfired, but...

*(3-year-old Frankie goes into the sewers near the GKND.)*

**Numbuh 650.30:** No one ever found you.

**Frankie:** I had nowhere to go. *(3-year-old Frankie climbs into the vent. Flashback ends)* So I fled into the walls of the Galactic Kids Next Door. And I've been here ever since.

**Numbuh:** Which way was this vent kid's hideout?

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** What am I, a map?

**Numbuh 1:** The decommissioning squad's coming, Frankie, and you're still a formula thief.

**Frankie:** I had to, so I can stay young like a real Galactic Kids Next Door operative, and then I needed more and more once I assemble my own sector, like yours.

**Numbuh 10,560:** Gee, you have a sector? 'Cause if you do, I would love to meet them, like, right now.

**Numbuh 1:** No.

**Frankie:** This is Jonesy, a.k.a Numbuh 851. My right hand man and an obvious jokester. *(laughing)* Oh, stop! You're so bad! This is Stapler, a.k.a Numbuh 852. He's a stapler, but he's only a few months old. Shh, don't wake him up, he's sleeping. Fourth member of the sector, Headless Rainbow Monkey, a.k.a Numbuh 853. Fresh from your own department. And last but not least, Poobag MacDougal, a.k.a Numbuh 854. The brains of the operation.

**Numbuh 7,777 :** It's very nice to meet your sector!

**Numbuh 1:** No! Everyone stop induldging this! YOU'RE GOING TO COST US OUR JOBS!

**Numbuh 10,560:** Geez, mood swing.

**Numbuh 1:** NO! I'm generally angry!

**Frankie:** *(holding Numbuh 852 and a baby's bottle)* I'm sorry! I've tried creating a new milkshake so that no one would know. But what am I supposed to do, let Numbuh 852 starve? *(to Numbuh 852)* That's right. You need soda, Numbuh 852, because you're a baby.

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** Uh, I think maybe on the left?

**Numbuh:** Sorry, sir, I think we'd move faster if we didn't have to carry you.

**Numbuh Mega Fat 1,000:** *(mock crying)* Waa, waa, waa! That's what you sound like.

**Numbuh 10,560:** Getting closer, sir.

**Frankie:** But this is my life. Hey, maybe *you* like to hear them.

**Numbuh 1:** Not really.

**Numbuh 650.30:** Of course we do.

**Numbuh 10,560:** They better be good.

**Numbuh 7,777:** We love to hear your ideas.

**Numbuh 1:** Seriously?

**Numbuh 650.30:** We solved your mystery and this is what we get. Just listen to her ideas.

**Numbuh 1:** Ugh, fine.