Kermit the Door Salesman (GONE WRONG)

Kermit the Door Salesman (GONE WRONG) is a video that was uploaded on Friday, September 22, 2017
Onto Are U Super Cereal's YouTube Channel.

## Plot

The video starts with Kermit at the door, wearing Yeezy's that he bought with Sean's credit card. Sean then asks Kermit what he's doing while Kermit tells him to open the window and he'll find out. Stephen pretends to open the "door" which leads to Kermit running into it. He flips Sean and Stephen off along with crying shortly after due to him being made fun of. The two apologize and open the door for Kermit, until he throws a chair at them and rings the doorbell multiple times. Determined, Kermit breaks the doorknob and attempts to enter into the house which causes his finger to get stuck in the door. He rings the door again now holding a soft, fluffy pillow that can support a frog. He shows a few examples of this by riding the pillow like a horsey, dropping a chair on it to show that the pillow can hold a chair and demonstrates this by flinging onto the chair into an uncomfortable way. Kermit then asks Sean to pay him $12.99 for the pillow, he denies until Kermit grabs his shirt until he accepts. Instead of buying the pillow, he just closes the door on Kermit after he "promises" to leave his property. Sean closes the door and Kermit instantly rings it again. This time Kermit is dressed in a cloak, where he wants to talk about "God". He runs out of things to talk about and attempts to swindle his way into Sean's house again and it fails. Sean opens the door to find Kermit after someone gave him an atomic wedgie, shortly afterwards Stephen pulls Kermit's coat over his face and his leg gets stuck in the door.

Sean opens the door one last time to find Kermit's outfit sitting on the ground, Kermit makes the statement that he's invisible and runs into the house. Kermit is heard upstairs and Sean and Stephen find him behind the couch with all the pillows in an attempt to sell them even though Sean already bought them. He gets nailed by several pillows before disappearing into Sean's room. Kermit locks the door and Stephen gives Sean the key to his locked room. Kermit's hand gets stuck under the door as Sean holds onto it until he promises to open the door, afterwards he immediately denies this and keeps the door shut. Sean finally opens the door and he's once again found in the closet doing something with a red solo cup on his head. He constantly turns off the closet lights and Sean warns him to get out of his house. Kermit then measures his d\*ck which turns out to be 14 and a half feet long only according to him. He then tells Sean to shut up because he is on the phone which is just his finger, Kermit pretends to order a pizza with Sean's credit card again. Kermit then makes an offer of $12.99 for an air freshener which Sean already owns, he takes it away from Kermit after he decides to drink it. He makes a third $12.99 offer for his tape measure and he gets sprayed by Sean. He throws the tape measure at him and shuts the door. He reopens the door and kisses Sean before closing the door again. Kermit opens the door and throws all of Sean's laundry at him along with the laundry basket which took 7 hours to fold. Kermit pulls out a gun as a warning and Sean and Stephen run downstairs to get protection. He finds a wooden spoon and finds Kermit close to his tv holding a tire jack. He then throws the tire jack at the tv multiple times which breaks the tv screen. Sean angrily grabs Kermit and throws him at the wall of his front door and shortly after closes the door. He reopens the door to find Kermit's eye broken off.

He's seen holding Kermit missing an eye pleading that he didn't mean to break him. Along with saying that his puppet costed $200 and he cries holding Kermit close to his shoulder. Kermit's other eye appears in Mike's hair which can actually be glued back on as it's literally just a circle.

Kermit's eye is put back on funny which makes him r\*tarded until it falls off again and it causes Kermit to go back to normal. He then asks the people watching to help find his eye.

## Description

In todays video Kermit the Frog becomes a salesman at our door trying to sell us $12.99 a pillow. Eventually he gets in and starts destroying EVERYTHING in my room. And the unthinkable happens with Kermit. R.I.P Kermit's Eye.

## Characters

Kermit

Sean

Steven

Mike

## Trivia

* This is the most viewed Are U Super Cereal YouTube video, sitting at 34M Views. (as of December 26, 2023)
* This is the second time Stephen is seen without his shirt.
* This is the last time we see Kermit's left eye in the proper position until March 27, 2018.
* This video is mentioned by Sean on Kermit's Birthday where he loses his eye for the second time, this time it's his other eye.

## Script

* Main Article: Kermit the Door Salesman (GONE WRONG)/Script