Chronicles of Lauren Wiki

# **Welcome to the Chronicles of Lauren Wiki!**

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### **About The Authors**

Kate has known Lauren since August of 2018. They first met at their college's "Canechella" orientation event. Despite the festival being disappointing and not living up to its hype, the girls' friendship was able to blossom from there. .Kate was initially scared of Lauren at first, because of her *bombastic side eye*. Not to fret, Kate got used to that quickly and didn't take it personally anymore. Lauren approved of Kate's friendship after inquiring about Kate's chicken cutlet shirt she was wearing. After Lauren assuming it was a feminist statement, Kate laughed and said she just really likes wearing that particular shirt. About less than a year into their close friendship, their nicknames for each other turned into "Big Sista" and "Lil Sista". Kate cannot recall how that came to be. Coincidentally, in real life, Kate IS a little sister and Lauren IS a big sister... how neat!

Theresa is a high maintenance cross dressing frog from New England. In her spare time, she likes to crochet, make love, and eat worms. Theresa has known Lauren since freshman year of frog college where they fell in love and had many tadpoles. Unfortunately the relationship between Lauren and Theresa soured when Theresa insisted on eating all their tadpole babies!! Alas the love was not meant to be. Nowadays, Theresa resides in a small peaceful pond where she enjoys pesto and narrating nature documentaries.

Tram is a reticent and introverted girl from Vietnam. She was introduced to Lauren through Bao during a last minute change of member to an Escape Room adventure. And an intrepid adventure it was. Through many twist and turns, we made it out alive. Funny enough, the drop-out rate of that escape room group was like more than half. But that doesn't matter because it united the ones that stayed. A friendship was blossoming. By being friends with Lauren, Tram grew to become a bolder person, in and out. She enjoyed the crazy ideas Lauren proposed from time to time and being around her always brighten up Tram's day. Happy birthday, our favorite chickpea!

Sources say Jaclyn is actually a swarm of woodland creatures stacked in a trench coat. The chances that she is lurking in your air ducts are low, but never zero. She first encountered Lauren in the notorious PRISM Prison, where Lauren befriended her introverted ass, being the outgoing, social queen that Lauren is.  They have been the best of friends ever since.

Bao is a butterfly queen from the foreign land of PENSACOLA. When she is not bossing around her subjects and organizing parties for her kingdom, she enjoys hating on horses and conspiring with shapeshifting raccoons. She met our hero Lauren when she was exploring the lands of Hecht. Bao was strolling along, trying to find how to get back home. Classic Bao always getting lost! Bao recruited Lauren's help in finding a watering hole. Truly, this faithful interaction changed their lives forever! In their first year alone, together they learned how to stop at stop signs, defeat the evil dinosaur of Becadocus, and how to use the magic of FRIENDSHIP.

## Table of Contents

* Childhood
* A Main Character
* Personal Life
* Claim to Fame
* Legacy
* Lauren's Romance Drama in College
* La conquista de la Chessemopia

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