Peter Parker (91101)

## Peter Parker

### Aliases

Incomprehensible Spider-Man, Loser-Man, Amazing Spider-Man, Ultimate Spider-Man, Ordinary Spider-Man

### Relatives

Ben Parker (uncle)
May Parker (uncle)
Spider-Man X (clone)
Kaine (clone)
Spider-Carnage (clone)

## Appearances

### Debut

Incomprehensible Spider-Man E1

Peter Parker, also known as the Incomprehensible Spider-Man, was raised in New York City on 91101, where he gained the powers of a spider. After Kanye West destroyed his universe looking for Kim Kardashian, Peter travelled the universe to find a way to stop him. After meeting the Reality Warden, the Spider-Gang was formed and Kanye was taken down.

## History

### Origins

Peter Parker was raised by his Uncle May and Uncle Ben in New York City, and was bitten by a radioactive spider as a teenager, giving him powers. When Ben was killed by a robber he could have stopped, Peter learned that with great power comes great responsibility. He became the superhero Spider-Man and faced many villains such as Chameleon and Doctor Octopus. Peter also started a relationship with Mary Jane, but it did not work out.

### The Threat of Kanye

One day when Peter is delivering pizzas, he noticed that his spider sense was off and things were glitching in the fabric of his universe. He also noticed that rapper Kanye West was acting very strangely. He followed Kanye and discoverd that he kidnapped Norman Osborn and forced him to build a machine. Peter jumped in to stop it, but after a tense battle, was sent to an alternate universe by the machine. He then met Fortnite Spider-Man, but accidently shot him. Fortnite Spider-Man gave him a gun that functioned similar to the one used by Kanye and told him to find the Reality Warden in his last breath. Peter then traveled across many different universes before being spotted by the Reality Warden and taken to his house. The Reality Warden, Ted, then told Peter about how the gun was cloning him after each use. The two decided to form a team to stop Kanye, and the Spider-Gang was formed, with '67, Painted Spider, Spider-Hat, Dalmation, Invisible Spider-Man, and Lyndon B. Johnson. They tracked Kanye to 45597, but were stopped by the Goblin Gang, a group of Norman Osborns that Kanye took from across the multiverse. They met up with Osborn from Peter's original universe, but Janitor Osborn blew up the machine by accident, creating a huge rift. Peter fell in the rift and stayed on 9400021234 for a week before Bova showed up and convinced him to fight. The Spider-Gang, along with many new members, confronted Kanye in the Second Battle For the Multiverse. Many died but Peter convinced Janitor Osborn to fight back and kill Kanye, ending the war.

## Attributes

### Powers

**Superhuman Strength:** Spider-Man has the proportionate strength of a spider, which is much greater than that of any normal human. He has a powerful punch, can lift very heavy objects, and can jump extremely high.

**Wallcrawling**: He has the ability to crawl along any surface, including walls and ceilings, as long as he is able to stick to it.

**Superhuman Agility:** His speed, balance, reflexes, and coordination are far beyond what the normal human can do, allowing his to dodge attacks, jump, and flip around.

**Superhuman Stamina:** It takes much more to fatigue Spider-Man than the average person, and he can physically exert himself at peak capacity for several hours.

**Regeneration:** Spider-Man can rapidly heal and regenerate much faster after battle. He also no longer needed glasses after being bitten.

**Spider-Sense:** He possesses a precognitive sense that warns him of oncoming danger. When transporting universes, his spider-sense does not work properly and cannot be used reliably for several hours.

### Abilities

**Indomitable Will:** Spider-Man possesses an iron will that allows him to push through physical and mental pain to achieve his goals.

**Incomprehensibility:**

**Expert Inventor:** Spider-Man is a genius-level inventor, able to create and modify gadgets such as web-shooters, as well as design new technology to aid him in his crime-fighting efforts.

### Weaknesses

**Heavy-Duty Bug Spray:** Spider-Man's biggest weakness is heavy-duty bug spray, because it can dissolve him almost instantly for only $12.99.

**Short Temper:** He can be easily provoked and can lose his cool in intense situations, making him vulnerable to mistakes and poor judgment.

**Bad Luck:**