Barnyard: Tex and The Original Party Animals Part Five: Pecking With Peck. EXE

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That night, we had a sad dream.

Tex, Asriel, Toppy, Dave, Rohan, and I were back at the THX logo once again. But this time, Otis was with us.

"We're back at the logo again?" asked Toppy, in confusion. "I thought that the Illuminati died at the hands of Tex. EXE the last time that we were here."

"Yes, they died," said Dave. "Tex. EXE killed them the last time that we were here."

"So, this is the famous logo that everyone has been talking about?" said Otis. "Where that psychotic red robot murdered loads of innocent people and even other characters all because they feared him and his company?"

"Yes, I used too," said Tex. "But now, I'm the nice robot who understands people's feelings. It's Tex. EXE that we have to worry about now."

"Yes," said Rohan. "But I wonder why we are back here?"

At that moment, Professor X and Ben the Cow walked in.

"Hello, Multiverse Protectors," said Ben. "We've been expecting you."

"Professor X?!" I asked, in shock. "You're alive?!"

"Dad?!" asked Otis. "How did you survive that attack?!"

"We aren't alive," said Professor X. "Since Tex. EXE killed me, I am now your spirit guide. Same with Ben, Otis."

"We are also giving up a date with Lil Keed, XXXTENTACION, Marvin Gaye, and Frank Sinatra to help you guys," said Ben. "We were gonna play cards with them today. But unfortunately, we have spirit guide duties. So, we don't get a day-off. Otis, I've heard a lot about the Great Slaughterhouse Auction Incident from Etta and how it's caused you to regress deeply. Now, look at yourself. You're back to how you were 16 years ago. A reckless immature bovine. You see..."

"Ugh! Dad, not this talk again!" said Otis, sounding like a teen girl.

"Hey, this isn't fun for me either," said Ben. "But if you keep acting up, we're gonna keep having this talk, even though I'm dead and only appear in dreams now as a spirit guide. Anyway, when I saw those stars dancing the night I found you, something changed in me. Something matured in me. I made a vow to myself that I would live by the motto of a strong man stand up for himself, while the stronger man stands up for others."

"We are standing up for others, Dad," said Otis. "The Multiverse Protectors are on a mission to continue their mission to get the Main Six by getting three meats to get out of our world. They've done a great job protecting Maddie since they've started their mission."

"And I'm sure they will continue it," said Professor X.

"Yes, we will," said Toppy. "Dag said something to me the other day about Maddie. He said that Maddie belongs somewhere in the middle of two pieces of brioche smothered in mayo garnished with pickles! That's code for he will make her for dinner, unless we stop the coyotes from ever coming to the Barnyard again! How do we stop him?"

"From what I've heard, Tex. EXE is working with the villains in each of the universes that you visit," said Professor X. "He will continue to team up with them, until eventually, EXE conquers the multiverse! It's up to you guys to stop them. Find the meats and protect Maddie as much as possible."

"More importantly, be the stronger man," said Ben. "Anything to protect that chick!"

"Ben, Professor X," began Toppy, with tears in his eyes. "If putting our lives in danger means protecting that sweet little chick from Dag and Tex. EXE, then that is a risk that we are all willing to take."

"Good," said Professor X, as he and Ben walked away. "Good luck, bros! I believe in you."

As Ben and Professor X walked away, we woke up from our dream.

"You guys had that dream last night, right?" I asked.

"Yes," said Otis, who woke up, crying. "Dad was in it. He told me to be the stronger cow. But without my wife and kid, I'm nothing!"

"It's OK, Otis," said Toppy. "You still have Maddie. As long as she's safe, you will redeem yourself."

"Really?" asked Otis.

"Of course!" said Rohan. "And we'll start by getting those illegal wings."

So, Pig, Peck, Maddie, Pip, Freddy, Rohan, Toppy, Asriel, Dave, Tex, Otis, and I were off to find the illegal wings cartel run by Snotty Boy to get our wings. It took us at least four hours, but we were able to get to Snotty Wings. Well, we found out that we were there by bumping into someone in line.

"Hey, buddy!" yelled the guy. "I don't care how much you want your wings! You have to wait in line like everyone else!"

"Gee, thanks for the advice!" said Toppy, sarcastically. "What are you?! My therapist?! Get out of here!"

At that moment, Toppy threw a huge clump of blue cheese dipping sauce at the guy, causing him to move from the line. But we still had 10 people in front of us. I gasped in horror at the site of the line.

"By the time we get out of here," I said. "All that'll be left is the blue cheese dipping sauce."

Four hours later, all that was left in line was a guy who took way too long ordering. Toppy looked visibly annoyed at the site of this guy taking too long.

"Oh, will this guy hurry up?!" raged Toppy. "At this rate, we'll never get those wings!"

"Have fate, Top Dog," said Tex. "We'll get those wings and complete our mission."

"Says the robot who made himself into a meme in the creepypasta world," said Toppy, as he yelled at the guy. "You! Hurry it up!"

"Patient, dude!" said the guy, who was taking too long. "Let's see. Maybe. No, no. Not that. Ooh! I got it! No. Not that. Um... Maybe.... No. Oh! I got it!"

"Yes!" said Toppy, happily.

"This wing combo is perfect!" said the guy who was taking too long before he realized something. "Wait. No. Not that either."

"AAAAAAH! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!" yelled Toppy, as he plopped a handful of money on the counter and shook the dude's hand. "You will have the number three, extra blue cheese."

"Aaaw! That's what I wanted!" said the guy who was taking too long. "Oh well! I'll get the number three, extra blue cheese."

After the guy got his food, we went up to the counter and were greeted by Snotty Boy.

"Welcome to Snotty Wings! What'll it be?!" asked Snotty Boy. "We have mild, medium, hot..."

"Do you have any extra hot?" asked Toppy.

"Or even Carolina Reaper flavor?" asked Dave.

As we said that, Snotty's expression changed from that of happiness to that of suspiciousness.

"You cops?" asked Snotty Boy.

"No! Of course not! We just want to buy some of the spiciest wings you have! The spicier, the better!" said Asriel.

After Snotty Boy made sure that no one was looking, he opened a secret compartment that was the entrance to the illegal wing cartel.

"Alirhgt, come on in," said Snotty Boy.

So, we complied and headed into the illegal wing cartel. From all around, we saw really spicy wing addicts all around us. One was savoring each and every bite of the fanciest spiciest wing platter that he had. Another was being fed free samples by a worker, while continuing to ask for more. Another ate too many wings, so he was blasting off like a rocket! At that moment, Toppy and Asriel went to finally get their moment.

"Are you sure we won't get interrupted this time, Azzy?" asked Toppy.

"I'm positive," said Asriel. "Everyone is too focused on their wings. Plus, you are looking super spicy today."

Toppy and Asriel leaned in to kiss each other. But right before they could, once again, they were interrupted.

"Yo! No more free samples, Lester! This ain't Basikin Robbins! They always find out!" yelled Snotty Boy, as he walked down to greet us.

"Not again," said Asriel.

"Soon, Az," said Toppy. "We'll get our moment soon."

"So, you want the spiciest wings," said Snotty Boy. "I have spice lines that'll take you to the moon."

"To the moon, you say?!" said Rohan. "That sounds awesome! But first, could you show us your most popular flavors?"

"Of course," said Snotty Boy, as he pulled out a briefcase full of wings. We have Hot For Teacher, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Hot Blooded, Hot Legs, Hot In The City, Hot Child in The City, Some Like It Hot And The Heat Is On, She Was Hot, Hot Tamale, Hot In Herre, Too Hot To Handle, Hot Fun in The Summertime, Hot Dog, Long Hot Summer Night, Hot Rod Lincoln, Too Hot, Get It Hot, Hot Stuff, Hot Summer Nights, Hot Gets A Little Cold, Hot Thing, Hot Pants Explosion, Hot Tamales, Drop It Like It's Hot, Hot Night in A Cold Town, Hot, Too Hot, Red Hot, Hot Corner, Hot, Hot, Hot, Long Hot Summer, Hot And Heavy, Hot Wire My Heart, Blood Too Hot, Hots on For Nowhere, Hot Piano, Hot Freaks, Hot Love, Strike It While It's Hot, Slow Hot Wind, Hot N Cold, Hot Shower, Hot Girl Summer, Hot Girl Bummer, and, for the Bobby Shmurda fans, Hot Nagger!"

"Don't you mean Hot Ni..." said Tex, before Freddy covered his mouth.

"Don't say it!" said Freddy.

Everyone was so distracted by the wings, they didn't even notice Peck turning into Peck. EXE.

"So, what'll it be?" asked Snotty Boy.

"We'll do Carolina Reaper," said Rohan.

"Good choice!" said Snotty Boy, as he pulled out the wings. "That'll be $25."

"Here's 10," said Otis.

"Here's 5," said Pig.

"Here's 5," said Freddy. "Peck, do you have..."

Everyone gasped in shock at the site of Peck. EXE. Peck. EXE let out a mighty rooster's crow as he saw us.

"Peck?" asked Freddy.

"Peck's gone!" said Peck. EXE, as he started pecking at a nearby urn, breaking it into bits.

"Peck! NO!" yelled Rohan, as he turned to Snotty Boy. "I'm so sorry, Mr. Snotty. Peck didn't mean to destroy your grandma."

"No biggie!" said Snotty Boy. "That was actually the cousin that nobody liked. I was forced to keep the ashes. Now, the five bucks?"

Rohan paid the five dollars and was handed the wings, while we tried to prevent Peck. EXE from pecking anything else. But during that process, we unintentionally crashed into the rest of the urns, killing Snotty Boy's entire family once again. Snotty Boy looked visibly angry at that point. I mean, wouldn't you if you saw us with your family all over us?

I thought so!

Anyways, Peck did also turn back to normal during that process. But Snotty Boy was enraged.

"NO! You guys are definitely dirty hacker cops! You're outta here!" said Snotty Boy, as he opened the door. "And never come back!"

As we left without the wings, Maddie, Otis, and Toppy stayed behind.

"What are you guys doing?" asked Peck.

"We got this, Pecky," said Maddie, as he turned to Snotty Boy. "Hey, uh, Mr. Snotty?"

"Kid," said Snotty Boy. "I thought I told you and your friends to leave."

"The thing is," said Maddie, before breaking down int crocodile tears (More on this later.) "My big sister recently had a baby, and I was left to raise said baby because she died. Then, the baby lost it's arms and legs. So, now it's just a stump. I raise it with my cow friend, Odie. Its doing well for itself and growing. But I had to get two jobs at a shoe factory and a nuclear power plant to make ends meet and put food on the table for us. But the smile and love I see on it's face makes it all worth while!"

Snotty Boy looked at Maddie with tears in his eyes, while Otis prepared to tip him and Toppy prepared to snatch the wings.

"True story," said Maddie. "Now, Odie and Toppy!"

"MOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Otis tipped Snotty Boy, causing him to do the Just Got Tipped Floor Dance from the Snotty Boy Goes Sicko Mode memes, while Toppy grabbed the wings and ran with Maddie. Then, Snotty Boy got up and saw Otis.

"That's called Boy Tipping! Ha! HA! HA!" yelled Otis, as he shook his butt in Snotty's face and ran.

"WHY?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!" yelled Snotty Boy, as he turned towards Toppy, Otis, and Maddie. "I'll find you! I will find you! And when I do, you will pay! All of you! Goat simp included! My boss, Dag?! He loves meat with his dinner! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

After we got the wings, Peck hit the gas. We all cheered as we held up the wings in the air.

"Maddie, I gotta say that was really good," said Otis, patting Maddie on the back.

"I learned from the best, Odie," said Maddie, blushing.

"That's my girl," said Otis. "Well let's hit the hay before tomorrow. According to the Multiverse Protectors, the next meat that we need is a Delmonico's Delmonico One And A Half Pound Steak. Delmonico's is in New York. So, it might take us a night."

"OK," said Maddie, as she got under the covers. "Goodnight, Odie."

"Goodnight, kiddo," said Otis, who kissed her on the cheek, as she fell asleep.

We were on our way to get the next meat, all the way in New York. But the EXE would strike again.

(To be continued...)