Grian's Double Life: Episode 4

**ABSOLUTE CHAOS** is Grian's fourth episode of Double Life. It was uploaded on July 8, 2022.

## Plot

Grian starts the episode mining for diamonds and crafting diamond armor. He goes to the enchanting table to enchant the armor, setting off several shriekers in the process. He returns to the surface and considers striking a deal with his secret soulmate Bigbst4tz2, who’s on red now, to prevent Bigbst4tz2 from wanting to kill him.

Grian notices EthosLab, SmallishBeans, and InTheLittleWoods pulling on the warden in the water ravine with fishing rods and makes his way over to them. They hook him on their fishing rods, causing him to fall into the ravine. They launch him into the air several times before he lands back on their cobblestone ledge.

The four walk across Smajor1995 and ZombieCleo’s bridge and wonder whether they would be able to pull the warden through the map barrier using fishing rods. They all hook the warden with their fishing rods while Solidarity and TangoTek arrive and pull the warden upwards, only for the warden to die upon landing on the cliffside.

Grian picks up the sculk catalyst that the warden dropped and gives it to TangoTek, who’s upset by the death. He asks TangoTek to promise to not bring a warden up to the surface again, and TangoTek mutters that he won’t before leaving. Grian notices that the face on Box looks a lot angrier now that its owners are red. The group walks around the Relationship Ranch and uses their fishing rods to pull Solidarity out of the ravine several times.

Grian walks past the Ranch and watches as SmallishBeans and EthosLab change the ‘Jolly Ranchers’ sign out front to ‘Smelly Ranchers’. He returns to the Red Velvet Keep and shows that he has crafted TNT and a flint-and-steel. He notices that his soulmate GoodTimesWithScar went to the deep dark and goes there himself to check up on him.

Grian finds GoodTimesWithScar and BdoubleO100 sneaking around together through the ancient city and follows them up a water stream that they placed. He reprimands GoodTimesWithScar, reminding him that he was banned from the deep dark. GoodTimesWithScar shows Grian that he picked up the enchanting table, and Grian tells him he wasn’t supposed to do that. GoodTimesWithScar gives the enchanting table to Grian and BdoubleO100 mentions that Grian looks like an enchanting table himself. Grian gives the table back to GoodTimesWithScar and tells him to hide it and not tell anyone about it.

The three go up to the surface using a secret staircase made by GoodTimesWithScar near the Red Velvet Keep. Grian pulls GoodTimesWithScar into the ravine with his fishing rod. Grian and GoodTimesWithScar walk past the Relation Ship and GoodTimesWithScar asks for a flint-and-steel, but Grian reminds him that they don’t want to be enemies with EthosLab and SmallishBeans.

Grian visits ImpulseSV and BdoubleO100’s house and rides away on one of their fast horses before riding back to them. The group notices Bigbst4tz2 approaching, and ImpulseSV and BdoubleO100 quickly hide inside while Grian talks to Bigbst4tz2 in front of the house. Grian tells Bigbst4tz2 that there’s no one home there.

Grian accidentally shoots Bigbst4tz2 while fighting off a skeleton. Grian asks Bigbst4tz2 what their relationship is at now that Bigbst4tz2 is red, and Bigbst4tz2 states that they’re still secret soulmates, but that he needs some favors from Grian. Grian gives Bigbst4tz2 TNT, two powered rails, a minecart, and redstone dust.

Bigbst4tz2 promises Grian that he’s off-limits and safe from being killed. GoodTimesWithScar rides by on his horse and thinks that Grian and Bigbst4tz2 are acting suspicious. GoodTimesWithScar goes inside the mid-century modern house and Bigbst4tz2 hits Grian at Grian’s request so they can pretend to be enemies. Grian then heads to the house as well while Bigbst4tz2 leaves.

BdoubleO100 thanks Grian for distracting Bigbst4tz2. The group heads outside and Smajor1995 and PearlescentMoon arrive for the pool party, though ImpulseSV tells them the pool party won’t start till the pool turns green. PearlescentMoon builds up with cobblestone and jumps down to scare Smajor1995, leaving them both on one heart despite Smajor1995 trying to place water. Grian builds up with cobblestone next to PearlescentMoon’s cobblestone tower.

PearlescentMoon eggs Grian on to pull her up with his fishing rod multiple times and Smajor1995 quickly places water to cushion her falls. PearlescentMoon and Grian continue playing their dangerous game despite Smajor1995’s protests. Smajor1995 threatens to shoot Grian if he doesn’t stop.

Grian, PearlescentMoon, and SmallishBeans start experimenting with what happens when multiple people are connected to each other with fishing rods; they find that they get launched up one by one. They eventually make a chain of Grian pulling SmallishBeans pulling PearlescentMoon pulling EthosLab pulling ImpulseSV; however, this causes SmallishBeans and EthosLab to die from fall damage, making them red names.

The people present start gathering SmallishBeans and EthosLab’s items and Grian removes the tower he’s on while Smajor1995 reminds Grian that SmallishBeans and EthosLab were going to take double damage. Smajor1995 believes that SmallishBeans and EthosLab are going to burn down the Red Velvet Keep, and Grian exclaims that PearlescentMoon brings out the worst in him.

GoodTimesWithScar exclaims to Grian that EthosLab and SmallishBeans were their neighbors, but Grian believes that EthosLab and SmallishBeans will understand that the death wasn’t intentional. Grian thinks that he and GoodTimesWithScar should apologize and blame PearlescentMoon. EthosLab and SmallishBeans arrive to retrieve their items but find several diamond armor pieces and tools missing from the chest that Smajor1995 put their items in.

EthosLab suspects that GoodTimesWithScar stole a chestplate, but he and SmallishBeans find that it was actually PearlescentMoon who took it. They demand that she give it back, but she runs away with SmallishBeans and EthosLab chasing her. They eventually kill her and Smajor1995 by proxy. GoodTimesWithScar and Grian take this as their cue to leave.

Grian tells GoodTimesWithScar that is in shock of what happened and didn’t think things through. They go to the Ranch where they meet Solidarity, TangoTek, and InTheLittleWoods. They tell them that SmallishBeans and EthosLab are unhinged. InTheLittleWoods deduces that PearlescentMoon was responsible for SmallishBeans’ death, and that SmallishBeans and EthosLab returned the favor. Grian and GoodTimesWithScar state that this is true, and Grian doesn’t take any of the blame himself.

GoodTimesWithScar and Grian make their way to the Red Velvet Keep*.* Grian thinks they should make platform in the sky with dripstone hanging from it, so they can drop the dripstone on the heads of SmallishBeans and EthosLab if needed. SmallishBeans and EthosLab show up and ask GoodTimesWithScar if he has the enchanting table; GoodTimesWithScar lies that he doesn’t. EthosLab notices Grian’s new above-ground sugarcane farm. SmallishBeans proclaims that PearlescentMoon has paid for her sins, but that GoodTimesWithScar still needs to pay for his sin, namely stealing the enchanting table.

Grian and GoodTimesWithScar maintain that they don’t know where the enchanting table is. SmallishBeans and EthosLab tell them not to lie and threaten to burn the pandas. SmallishBeans heads over to the reserve and kills a panda, telling GoodTimesWithScar that he’ll kill a panda for every time GoodTimesWithScar lies. EthosLab and SmallishBeans notice that Grian has an enchanted fishing rod and take this as proof that he has the enchanting table; Grian corrects them, saying that he had that fishing rod before the table got stolen.

GoodTimesWithScar exclaims that he’ll tell EthosLab and SmallishBeans where the enchanting table is if they retrieve the diamond horse armor from BdoubleO100. EthosLab agrees to the deal, and he and SmallishBeans leave. Grian asks GoodTimesWithScar where the table is and GoodTimesWithScar answers that he has it in his inventory; however, SmallishBeans overhears this. Grian gathers dripstone from his dripstone farm and he and GoodTimesWithScar build up into the sky and make a platform from which they can drop dripstone on SmallishBeans and EthosLab’s heads. They watch as ZombieCleo, Smajor1995, EthosLab, and SmallishBeans convene at the Relation Ship, and see InTheLittleWoods, Solidarity, and TangoTek watching them from the Ranch.

TangoTek and Solidarity come to the Red Velvet Keep, and GoodTimesWithScar suspects that they’ve come to use the enchanting table. Grian considers dropping dripstone on them, but GoodTimesWithScar states that they shouldn’t make enemies. They let Solidarity and TangoTek come up to their platform using water and GoodTimesWithScar places the enchantment table for them; Grian too enchants some gear.

Grian notices ZombieCleo, Smajor1995, EthosLab, SmallishBeans, and InTheLittleWoods approaching the Red Velvet Keep, and TangoTek and Solidarity realize that they came at the wrong time. Grian and GoodTimesWithScar tell them they’re part of their group now. Solidarity notices PearlescentMoon approaching as well. Grian sets up dripstone around the platform*.* TangoTek asks whether the pillar up to the platform is made of wood, and GoodTimesWithScar realizes that it is, and that he also didn’t have time to make arrows.

The group on the platform reacts to BdoubleO100 and ImpulseSV’s deaths, and Grian and GoodTimesWithScar realize that they are the last greens on the server. They notice EthosLab and SmallishBeans break into the panda sanctuary and set some pandas on fire, so GoodTimesWithScar jumps down and does a water bucket clutch. Grian expects GoodTimesWithScar to be killed by the people at the Keep and crafts a chest that Solidarity and TangoTek can use for Grian’s items when he dies.

The group on the platform uses water and fishing rods to attack SmallishBeans and InTheLittleWoods who’re trying to get onto the platform. InTheLittleWoods sets the platform on fire, and they quickly put out the fire and replace the burned wood with dirt and cobblestone. The people below them shoot at the platform, and Solidarity gets hit by an arrow and falls on top of the Keep, dying from fall damage.

Grian decides to leave the platform and bridges out with cobblestone towards the world border. He gets into a boat and rows down, landing in the river ravine. He rows away with people shooting at his from behind. Grian goes to the far corner of the map and digs out an impromptu cave.

GoodTimesWithScar finds Grian and explains that the others were so shocked at his MLG water bucket that they didn’t even try to kill him. He explains that he got in a boat and went off the cliff when they weren’t looking. Grian shows GoodTimesWithScar the cave and GoodTimesWithScar plans on bringing the pandas over next session despite Grian’s protests. GoodTimesWithScar digs himself into a hole and takes a nap.

Grian watches the pool party at BdoubleO100 and ImpulseSV’s house from a distance and watches as zombies pop up from a trap under the pool. He tries to end the session as BdoubleO100 is chased by Rendog and Bigbst4tz2, but Ren nevertheless manages to kill BdoubleO100, which is where the episode ends.

## Description

Minecraft Double Life: Episode 4 Grian is back playing minecraft double life with scar and things start to get a bit hairy