Crash the Party/A fight to the Death

Here's how Crash the party and A fight to the Death goes in Hiccup & Twilight Sparkle meet Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

[At Prince John & Sheriff of Rottingham's castle]

Daybreaker: (bored by the mime) Guards, kill him!

Prince John: (stops the guards) No, wait! (to Daybreaker) You know, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Daybreaker: Ah. (to the guards) Let him go.

[Maid Marian arrives]

Guest #1: Lovely breasts.

Guest #2: Good evening, mi'lady.

Guest #3: Mi'lady.

Prince John: Maid Marian, you know our good Sheriff of Rottingham. (indicating the villains) And his associates.

Gaston: I'm Gaston.

Daybreaker: Me, Daybreaker!

Megatron: I am Megatron, leader of the Decepticons.

Dreadwing: I am Dreadwing, 2nd-in-command, humble servant to Lord Megatron.

Shockwave: I am Shockwave, Lord Megatron's 1st Lieutenant of Scientific Endeavors.

Soundwave: And I am Soundwave, Megatron's Surveillance Chief.

Sheriff of Rottingham: You look ravishing, my dear. (licks his lips) Please allow me to get you to your seat.

Megatron: I've got to say, Prince John has no difficulty or expense for tonight's party.

Dreadwing: We have exotic foods from across the seas. Coconuts, bananas, and dates.

Sheriff of Rottingham: Care for a date?

Maid Marian: Oh, yes, thank you.

Soundwave: How about next Thursday? (laughs)

[Robin of Loxley and our heroes enter]

Starlight: I told you I could do it.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Heh. We never doubted you.

Shockwave: It's them! It's Loxley!

[guests gasping]

Sheriff of Rottingham: And Team Adventurous!

Pharynx: Greetings, Your Excellency. (drops a dead wild pig on the table)

Daybreaker: Whoa.

Snotlout: Ugh.

Ocellus: A present for you and your guests.

Megatron: That's a wild boar!

Thorax: Actually, it's a wild pig. *That*'s a wild boar.

[Guests Gasping]

Gaston: Funny! Very amusing.

Prince John: So you're Robin of Loxley, huh? (indicating our heroes) And these must be the heroes, eh?

[Robin of Loxley and our heroes bow to Prince John]

Maid Marian: [sighs] I've heard so much about about you.

Shining Armor: And you would be?

Maid Marian: Maid Marian.

Robin of Loxley: Ah, Maid Marian. Rumors of your beauty have traveled far and wide, yet I see they hardly do you justice.

Snotlout: Ugh.

Daybreaker: I hear you.

Mac Grimborn: Guys! King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

Jestro: Uh.....

Snotlout, Maid Marian, & Robin of Loxley: [together] What?

Mac Grimborn: I mean, I told Robin that it's illegal to kill a wild pig in the "forest's" "king!" (groans) It's illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest.

Robin of Loxley: Is it not also illegal to sit in the king's throne and usurp his power in his absence?

[Everyone gasps]

Rarity: We have come to warn you that if you keep leving these lazy taxes, we shall lead the people in a revolt against you.

Dreadwing: And why should the people listen to you?

Robin of Loxley: Because unlike you, Team Diabolical 2.O., Team Adventurous can bring justice once and for all.

Daybreaker: To tell you the truth, these guys are starting to get on my *nerves*!

Sheriff of Rottingham: Worry not, Captain Daybreaker. I shall dispose of these feathered upstarts. (to Robin of Loxley and our heroes) I challenge all of you to a duel. (slaps Robin of Loxley, laughs)

Starlight: Nobody slaps my friend! (hits Sheriff of Rottingham with her magic) And we accept.

Sheriff of Rottingham: Whoa! That's going to cost you, Miss Glimmer.

Starlight: Please, put it on our bill.

Sheriff of Rottingham: Oh, it's come down to this, hasn't it? A fight to the death, man to man, villain to hero. Just all of you and me and my...Guards!

[Robin of Loxley and our heroes fight the guards]

Soundwave: Check, please. Table 1?

[Achoo, Blinkin, Little John, Lord Cutler Beckett, Murtogg, Grim the Gnasher, Ian Mercer, & Will Scarlet O'Hara enter and knock out the guards]

Shockwave: It seems that we went from royalty to recycling.

Prince John: Look at this. We went from royalty to recycling.

[Team Loxley and our heroes leave the castle]