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The Wrath & the Dawn

The Wrath & the Dawn  is a Young Adult Fantasy novel re-telling of One Thousand and One Nights. The novel follows Khalid, the eighteen-year-old Caliph of Khorasan, who takes a new bride each night and has her murdered the following morning. When sixteen-year-old Shahrzad Al-Khayzuran's best friend falls victim to Khalid, she swears vengeance against him and volunteers to be his next bride. Shahrzad stays alive by enchanting Khalid with a new story each night while simultaneously plotting his revenge and unfolding the mystery of his murders.

This novel is the first of a duology which ends in an intense and satisfying way. I loved this story because it aims to bring more diverse books into the Fantasy and Young Adult genres as it is set in an ancient Arabian setting with POC characters and a historical Eastern background. This book is filled with war, wizards, romance, mystery and history. The story carries a unique tone which makes it impossible to put down. Authentic, historical eastern terms are used everywhere to describe weapons, clothing, materials and architecture which really divulges that the author did intense research in order to make the story feel so real.

## Memorable quotes

*Khalid:* You are not weak. You are not indecisive. You are strong. Fierce. Capable beyond measure.

*Shahrzad:* Love is a force unto itself, sayyidi. For love, people consider the unthinkable ...and often achieve the impossible. I would not sneer at its power.

*Musa:* The more a person pushes others away, the clearer it becomes he is in need of love the most.

## The Rose & The Dagger

In the much-anticipated sequel to *The Wrath & The Dawn*, *The Rose & The Dagger* continuesin a land on the brink of war. Shahrzad has been torn from the love of her husband Khalid. She once believed him a monster, but his secrets revealed a man tormented by guilt and a powerful curse--one that might keep them apart forever. Reunited with her family, who have taken refuge with enemies of Khalid, and Tariq, her childhood sweetheart, she should be happy. But Tariq now commands forces set on destroying Khalid's empire. Shahrzad is almost a prisoner caught between loyalties to people she loves. But she refuses to be a pawn and devises a plan.

## References

1. ↑ The Wrath & the Dawn
2. ↑ Amazon
3. ↑ The Rose & The Dagger
Humain

Race dominante de "*SALEM*", les humains sont connus pour leur capacité à s'adapter à n'importe quel environnement. On les trouve sur tous les continents et sur tous les climats.

Les humains sont également connus pour leur racisme exacerbé. Ils se méfieront toujours des autres races humanoïdes et n'hésiteront pas à les accuser à tort si un crime à eu lieu. Il existe cependant quelques humains qui se marient avec des elfes, mais c'est très rare.

Ce racisme latent est né sous l'impulsion du roi Phillipide XXIII, l'actuel dirigeant des "Terres du Nord". Traumatisé par ce qu'il s'est passé il y a environ 150 ans (lorsque les nains et les elfes ont subitement attaqués Phillipidès pour délivrer les gobelins du joug des humains), il se mit à mener des campagnes contre ceux-ci, les accusant de tous les maux de la terre et est ainsi à l'origine de la méfiance et du racisme des humains envers les autres races.

Les humains vénèrent les trois grands dieux : Modée (Déesse de la lumière), Anthraxx (Dieux des ténèbres et des démons) et Libra (fils de Modée et d'Anthraxx, Dieu de l'équilibre) qui ont sauvé "Salem" il y a 9000 ans de la menace des dragons. Ceux qui s'engagent dans la vénération de ces dieux, se voient octroyer des pouvoirs surpuissants leur conférant adoration et crainte du peuple. Les prêtres et les paladins servent en général de "police" au sein des "Terres du Nord".

Les humains ne brillent pas dans des domaines particuliers, c'est pour cela que pour contrebalancer, ils ont deux points d'aptitude dès le niveau 1 ainsi que le talent "Evolution rapide".

**Classes jouables :** De part leur polyvalence, les humains peuvent jouer toutes les classes classiques. Ils sont les seuls à avoir accès aux classes de paladin et de prêtre. Ils ne peuvent en revanche devenir druide ou chaman.

Talents de base :

* Evolution rapide : Augmente de 1 points 4 caractéristiques au hasard par niveau (niveau 1 comptabilisé).
* Forge son destin : Donne 1 points d'attributs supplémentaire dès la création du personnage

***Humains notables :***

***Phillipe XXIII :*** Roi actuel des "Terres du Nord". Il est tyrannique, raciste et paranoïaque. Il plombe les villages d'impôts injustes et a stopper tout commerce avec les autres habitants des "Terres du Nord" ainsi que des autres continents, plongeant les "Terres du Nord" dans une profonde agonie économique.

***Duc Edmond Rashi :*** Duc du village de "Bourg-en-Brest". Il est à l'opposé du roi Phillipe XXIII. Très à l'écoute de ses villageois, il n'hésite pas à mentir au roi afin de limiter au maximum les montants des taxes imposés par celui-ci. Des rumeurs disent qu'il prépare en secret une rébellion contre le roi.
Badges

Badges are short phrases or words attached to the end of a few user's usernames, and are highlighted in different colours depending on the circumstance. They were formerly managed by Derek Miller (The Derek), an Explosm employee. They are now currently under the jurisdiction of Brett (BrettExplosm).

## Colours

There may be meaning to the colours of badges, and as such many users have pointed out the significance of a 'red badge', especially after Judgmental Dick received one. A few users have tried to peg the meanings of different colours, but no conclusive research has been done. Red once seemed to signify shitposters, or people Derek doesn't like, as in the cases of Judgmental Dick and RIPa858, but as of late fairly decent and well-known commenters have been receiving them and the case appears to be that colours are given randomly. Available colours are:

* Light Blue
* Green
* Red
* Blue
* Purple
* Black

Only one black badge is in existence, in ownership of 'Shawnexplosm'. He is also the only user with two badges.

## Users with badges

This is a list of every badge and its corresponding user, colour and explanation of the badge, done by The Man Himself. As The Man Himself does not know a lot about some users, an asterisk (\*) will be affixed to reasons where he is taking a guess or speculating.

Itsyaboy's badge is a single space ( ), and is significantly smaller than other badges.

\*See above the list
Criminal Minds

*Criminal Minds* is an American crime drama television series created by Jeff Davis, which premiered in September of 2005. The show was produced by The Mark Gordon Company, and was then broadcast on

the CBS network. This series features a cast that has had many changes since the show was first introduced. Thomas Gibson, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook, Kirsten Vangsness, and Shemar Moore are the only actors to have appeared in every season so far. Since this original franchise was aired, a new series called *Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders* has surfaced.

## **Summary**

Based in Quantico, Virginia, the Behavioral Analysis Unit (BAU) is a subsection of the FBI. *Criminal Minds* revolves around a team of profilers who are called in by local police departments to assist in the solving of extremely violent crimes. With the nature of the job, the characters face great difficulty in their work as well as their home life.

**To find out more about Criminal Minds, click here**.

## **Characters**

* **Jason Gideon** (Mandy Patinkin) - Seasons 1-3.

Gideon is well known as the Unit Chief in the BAU. After his friend Sarah is murdered by serial killer Frank Breitkopf (Keith Carradine), he begins to crack.

* **Aaron Hotchner** (Thomas Gibson) - Seasons 1-12.

Aaaron Hotchner, Hotch, is one of the most experienced profilers in the BAU. Throughout the show he struggles with balancing his work and home life. He had more difficulties when his wife, whom had divorced him, is murdered by a fugitive serial killer. After his ex wife is murdered, he gains full custody of their child.

* **Elle Greenaway** (Lola Glaudini) - Seasons 1-2.
* **Spencer Reid** (Matthew Gray Gubler) - Seasons 1-Present.
* **Jennifer "J.J." Jareau** (A.J. Cook) - Seasons 1-5, 7-Present; Guest Season 6.
* **Penelope Garcia** (Kirsten Vangsness) - Seasons 1-Present.
* **Derek Morgan** (Shemar Moore) - Seasons 1-11; Guest Season 12.
* **Emily Prentiss** (Paget Brewster) - Seasons 2-7, 12-Present; Guest Seasons 9 & 11.
* **David Rossi** (Joe Mantegna) - Seasons 3-Present.

## Spin-Off Show: Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders

Criminal
Minds also has a spin off show which started with a pilot episode on April 8,
2015. The first season began on March 16, 2016. The second season started on
March 8, 2017 and is a late show starts at 10:00pm on Wednesday evenings. There
are 13 episodes in season 1 and season 2 aims for 13 episodes as well. This
show is about worldly viewpoint of the initial Criminal Minds. FBI agents come
together to form a team called the “International Response Team (IRT)” to find
clues for cases. However, the critics did not like this show, but it is still
going because it receives plenty of viewers.

## References

Criminal Minds. (2017). Wikipedia. Retrieved from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal\_Minds

Davis, J. (2017). Criminal Minds (TV Series 2005– ). IMDb. Retrieved from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452046/

1. ↑ Wikipedia (2017). Criminal minds: beyond borders. Retrieved from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal\_Minds:\_Beyond\_Borders.
Gnome

Les gnomes sont des petits êtres mesurant entre 40 et 60 cm. Ils sont également très connus pour leurs méchanceté, ils sont capable d'attaquer n'importe qui du moment qu'ils sont en surnombre. En revanche, ils sont particulièrement couards quand ils se retrouvent en sous-nombre ou face à un ennemi bien trop puissant pour eux.

Des rumeurs racontent qu'ils apprécient voler des sous vêtements, mais ce ne sont que des rumeurs ....

**Talents de base :**

* Filou : Augmente de 5% toutes les compétences relatives au vol (voler, acrobaties, serrure, grimper, etc...)
* Chanceux : Peut tenter un jet de chance en cas d'un échec critique pour l'annuler, en revanche ne peut être utilisé si un autre talent protège d'un EC.
Nain

**NAIN :**

Les nains sont connus pour leur connaissances en technologies bien plus avancées que les autres races. Ils excellent dans la fabrication d'armes à feu, dans les armes de siège et dans la fabrication d'armures et d'armes en mithril. De part leur force et leur constitution, ils font d'excellent guerrier mais ils sont incapable d'utiliser la magie.

Néanmoins pour une raison inconnue certains nains héritent du don de chamanisme. Les chamans nains sont extrêmement puissants et tirent leurs pouvoirs des éléments (feu, eau, terre et vent) et leur durée de vie est quasiment triplée. Ils profitent de statuts privilégiés.

Ils sont également déjantées dans leur comportement, ont tendance à se choisir des noms assez ridicules (exemple : Boris ou Jean-Pierre) et mélangent souvent les noms des animaux (exemple : les pigeons sont pour eux des mouettes).

Il y a environ 150 ans, des gobelins réduit en esclavage par les humains des terres du nord ont demandé l'aide des nains et des elfes pour les libérer. Touchés par leur détresse, ils ont formé une alliance avec les elfes et ont subitement attaqué la ville de Phillipidès pour libérer les gobelins de l'emprise des humains. Cette coalition a renforcé les liens d'amitié entre les elfes et les gobelins (qui depuis leur font profiter de leurs savoir en technologie).

Ils vivent dans les montagnes dans une énorme grotte aménagée dans laquelle ils ont fondé la ville de Chamon-ix

**Classes possibles :** Guerrier, assassin, voleur, archer/fusilier et chaman.

**Compétences :**

*-Érudit :* Bonus de 5% permanent sur tout les jets de connaissances

*-Crâne épais :* Rajoute 1 d'armure (sur la tête) et augmente les chances de ne pas se faire assommer par un coup puissant (2eme jets de CON si 1er échec, même critique)

*-Prospection (minerai) :* Bonus de PER pour trouver du minerai

*-Nyctalopie :* Peut voir parfaitement dans la nuit et partiellement dans l'obscurité.

-Marchandeur : Bonus de 5% en CHA pour négocier les prix d'achat ou de vente. Nécessite une action rp

ou

-Artisan renommé : Le personnage est reconnu pour ses talents d'artisan (métier à choisir. Ex : Bijoutier). Il pourra alors se permettre de revendre ses créations plus cher que la normale. Il peut également tenter un deuxième jet de chance à la création de son objet pour tenter d'en faire une version épique, mais en cas d'échec elle deviendra pourrave (cassée en cas d'ECC).

**Nains notables :**

Enguerrand Loris : Actuel roi des nains, est le plus puissant chaman qui n'est jamais existé. Il est affilié à l'élément de l'eau. Il y a environ 150 ans, il forma une alliance avec les elfes pour libérer les gobelin qu'il accueillit ensuite dans sa cité. Il est également à l'origine de la rivière de l'agonie, en effet lors d'une guerre contre une cité rivale naine, il déclencha un énorme tsunami sur la cité ennemie, l'engloutissant complètement. Depuis, cette eau hautement magique s'est mélangée dans la rivière et l'a contaminé par sa haute teneur en magie.
Wiki Elementum

## Décrivez votre thème

Elementum est un jeu de rôle jouable sur des logiciels tel que Roll20 ou rolisteam dans un univers médiéval fantastique se déroulant dans le monde de "Salem".

## Bienvenue sur le wiki

* I : Description de l'univers
* II : Règles de jeu
* III : Races jouables
* IV : Classes
* V : Armes
* VI : Armures
* VII : Potions
* VIII : Équipements divers
* IX : Création de personnage
* X : Gain de niveau
* XI : Talents et voies

## Activité récente

Les photos et les vidéos sont un bon moyen d’ajouter des éléments visuels sur votre wiki. Trouver des vidéos sur votre thème en explorant la vidéothèque de Fandom.

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He'Stan

> *"YEEEEEEES! I DID IT! I AM BEST FORGEFATHER!"*
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**Vulkan He'Stan** is the Forgefather of the Salamanders.

## Official Canon

As forgefather, He'Stan's duty is to recover the artifacts of Vulkan. He wears three of them into battle: The Gauntlet of the Forge, Kesare's Mantle, and the Spear of Vulkan.

## TTS Canon

When the Ultramarines sneak onto Nocturne to deliver the artifacts of Vulkan, He'Stan mistakenly believes that he had found them in his sleep. Upon awakening, and with Vulkan's return, he declares himself best forgefather.

He'Stan is very excitable, sometimes even screaming in a high-pitched squeal when panicking.

## Personality

Within TTS He'Stan demonstrates a tendency to be loud and very excitable and if not being a tad more aggressive and assertive than his fellow Salamanders (which is not by much), namely when he interrupted the Primarchs to remind them "Terra is in jeopardy." He often speaks loudly, proudly proclaiming he is the best forge father, and indeed often elongating his words to make a point. Like all the Salamanders he was bought to tears at his Primarchs death wailing "Vulkan is dead! And so are weeeee!"

He greatly enjoys forging and smithing, once getting so caught up in the joys of creating artisinal death masks of his Primarch, that he forgot that his Primarch was in the same room as him, dying.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Episode 20: You're Green With It!
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Episode 25: Fiery Family Reunion
Hammurabi Unferth

> *"I thought we were going to discuss the Emperor's affinity with BBQ sauce today, but* okay*, sorry. My mistake."*
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**Hammurabi Unferth** is the Shield-Captain of the Emissaries Imperatus of the Adeptus Custodes.

## TTS Canon

As the Shield-Captain of the Emissaries Imperatus, also known as the Heralds of the Golden Throne, he and his men are trained to act as the Emperor's direct representatives when dealing with other Imperial commanders. Their chief tactic is passive-aggression, as Kitten puts it, "having mastered the subtle art of the guilt trip". Unferth in particular guilts Kitten and his subordinates at every opportunity. Kitten is unfazed by his antics, having heard it all before.
Hammurabi joins Kitten's Mars Delegation as they are teleported to Mars by Magnus to speak to the Fabricator General about the Proteus Protocol. During their musical debate with the Fabricator General, Hammurabi adds his own wit to Kitten's arguments, including how arguing against the Captain General amounts to disagreeing with the Emperor's word. He later joins the other custodians in heaping praise upon their victorious Captain-General; claiming that they have come to see him as a father-figure, rather than a war master.

## Trivia

* Hammurabi Unferth's names are likely both references. King Hammurabi of Babylon was an ancient king, lawmaker, and diplomat, while Unferð, also translated as Unferth or Hunferth, was a pugnacious character from the epic poem *Beowulf.*

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Episode 27: A Cat to Yarn, A Bird to Folly
2. ↑ Episode 28: Custodian Hustle
The Divine Comedy

> "From a little spark may burst a flame"
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The Divine Comedy is an epic poem written by Dante Alighieri. This story was started in 1308 and finally completed in 1320, just one year before Dante's death in Revenna. Dante Alighieri work weaves together Christian history, medieval politics and the religious climate at the time of writing

## Summary

In this series of poems Dante (or Pilgrim) travels through Hell(Inferno), Purgatory(Purgatorio) and Heaven(Paradiso) with the helpings of Virgiland then Beatrice.

#### *Inferno*

This begins on the night before Good Friday, lost in a dark wood (understood as sin), and assailed by beasts (a lion, a leopard, and a she-wolf) Dante cannot evade, and unable to find the "straight way" also translatable as "right way" – to salvation. Dante is at last rescued by Virgil, and the two of them begin their journey to the underworld. Each sin's punishment in *Inferno* is a *contrapasso*, or in layman's terms "suffer the opposite"

#### *Purgatorio*

Having survived the depths of Hell, Dante and Virgil ascend out of Hell to the Mountain of Purgatory on the far side of the world. The Mountain is on an island, the only land in the Southern Hemisphere, created by the displacement of rock which resulted when Satan's fall created Hell. The mountain has seven terraces, corresponding to the seven deadly sins or "seven roots of sinfulness." The end of Purgatorio is the end of Dante's path with Virgil since he is forever in limbo and cannot enter Heaven.

#### *Paradiso*

After an initial ascension, Beatrice guides Dante through the nine celestial spheres of Heaven. The first seven spheres of Heaven deal solely with the cardinal virtues. At the end Dante meets and talks with several great saints of the Church. Afterwards it finishes with Dante seeing God.

## The Author

Dante Alighieri was born in 1265 in Florence, but was exiled in 1302.

Dante was part of the Guelphs; a group who favored the Papacy over the Holy Roman Emperor, but the Florence's Guelphs split into the White Guelphs and the Black Guelphs.

Dante was among the White Guelphs who were exiled by the Lord-Mayor Cante de' Gabrielli di Gubbio, after troops entered the city, at the request of Pope Boniface VIII who supported the Black Guelphs. This exile, which lasted the rest of Dante's life, shows its influence in many parts of the *Comedy,* from prophecies of Dante's exile to Dante's views of politics, to the eternal damnation of some of his opponents.

Florence has asked for Dante's remains many times and Ravenna says no each time because it was Florence that exiled him.

Regardless of religious views this is an interesting look into the past, especially knowing that this book has had a lasting impact on other books, TV shows and movies.

## Divine Comedy

### Publisher

*Unknown*

> "There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery."
>
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1. ↑ Dante[1]
2. ↑ Publius Vergilius Maro
3. ↑ Beatrice
4. ↑ Pope Boniface VII
5. ↑ Florence
Episode 17: Emperor's Excellent Autobiography

**Episode 17: Emperor's Excellent Autobiography** is the 7th episode in the second season of *If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device*.

## Appearances

* The Emperor
* Little Kitten
* Magnus the Red
* Fyodor Karamazov
* Dominique
* Grand Master Elirush
* Inquisitor Donklas
* Torquemada Coteaz
* Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII
* Grand Provost Marshal
* Commander Militant of the Imperial Guard
* Master of the Administratum
* Fabricator-General of Mars
* Murdered Priest
Gunnery Sergeant ‘Stonetooth’ Harker

**'Stonetooth' Harker** is a Gunnery Sergeant of the Catachan Jungle Fighters second regiment.

## Official Canon

Harker is a veteran Jungle Fighter known for his incredible strength, even among the already tough Catachan regiment. He is able to carry a Heavy Bolter, something that normally only Space Marines in power armor can do. He also fought Tyranids bare-handed when he dropped his weapon.

## TTS Canon

Harker served under Colonel 'Iron Hand' Straken when he and the rest of the regiment were saved and then recruited by Corvus Corax and Vulkan.
Naerina

**Naerina** is a voice actor for *If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device*. She is also a member of the YouTube Channel 40K Theories alongside Remleiz where she takes the role of his Inquisitorial Acolyte, hosting the series 'Homebrew of the week'.

She also has an amazing singing voice.

## Characters Voiced

* Disclaimer at the beginning of Episode 1: The Last Church
* Ulthwe Farseer
* Heavy Bolter Sister
* Lady Malys
Alfabusa

**Alfabusa** is the creator of *If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device*. As a long-time fan of the Warhammer 40,000 franchise, Alfabusa came up with the idea for the first episode as a short one-off video made as a humorous take on many questionable story decisions via having the Emperor complain about what became of humanity. After the success of the first few episodes, the show became its own extended work of fanfiction, featuring a complex story, many voice talents, and numerous memorable moments.

## Characters Voiced

* Wamuudes
* Generic Ultramarines
* Generic Salamanders
* Regal Tailord Lorad Gatlington, Ambassador of the Felinid Species
* Asmodai
* Snurko
* Fabius Bile
* Little Billy
* Helbrecht
* King of Khanasan
* Inquisitor Toddler-on-the-Ground
* Grand Master Covan Leorac
* Wamri le Savoureux
Canag Caer

Canag Caer, or commonly referred to as Caer, is a waterfall located within the Peaks of Thire. It holds the spirit of Aruun and is the site where time itself was born. Caer has always been an important place through out the history of Mirith, with its emblem showing up upon flags all across Baon. Due to its remote location, not many travelers make the journey to the falls, but the river Fallofirth at her base is visited quite often, the waters are thought to have healing properties.
If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device Wiki

## Welcome to the If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device Wiki

This wiki is centered on Alfabusa's Warhammer 40,000 parody series *If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device*. This wiki helps keep track of the show and where it intersects and deviates from official Warhammer 40,000 canon, as well as the many characters and episodes within the series. Each article is made with people unfamiliar with Warhammer lore in mind, and fills in the gaps that the story might not otherwise have. This wiki also catalogs the many contributions of the show's cast in one easily accessible place.

## Browse Popular Categories

Check here for show-related content according to the following categories:

* Episode List
* Characters List
* Cast List
* Background Lore
* Other TTS Content

## New to the Wiki?

* Check out the New User's Guide for advice on page formatting and areas where you can contribute content.
* Also check our News and Announcements page for info on upcoming videos and content.
* If you have any questions about the show or the wiki, check out the Questions and Answers page.
* If you have an idea for how we can improve the wiki, check out the Suggestions and Comments page.
Lorgar

**Lorgar Aurelian** is the Primarch of the Word Bearers, and seventeenth son of the Emperor.

## Official Canon

Lorgar was found on Colchis, a desert planet that was ruled by a theocracy of proto-Chaos worshipers dubbed the Old Faith. The priests sought to slay Lorgar when he started receiving visions of the Emperor's arrival. Instead, Lorgar lead an uprising against the priests, and took control of the planet. When the Emperor found him, he was given command of the Word Bearers legion.

During the Great Crusade, Lorgar spent much time turning the worlds he conquered into centers of spitirual enlightenment. In secret, he had written the Lectitio Divinitatus, declaring the Emperor to be a God, in direct defiance to the Imperial Truth. Upon learning this, the Emperor was furious, and had the Ultramarines destroy the Word Bearers' capital, while he psychically forced Lorgar and his legion to kneel to himself, Roboute Guilliman, and Malcador.

### Horus Heresy

Humiliated, Lorgar could no longer look up to his father. His First Captain and Head Chaplain, Kor Phaeron and Erebus, told Lorgar that the Old Faith was real, and that he should seek out the Gods of Chaos. Thus Lorgar was the first Primarch to join the Ruinous Powers, and set about corrupting his brothers.

As the Heresy began, Lorgar got his revenge upon the Ultramarines, proving how brutal a warlord he could be as he readily embraced the use of daemons and daemonic possession to enhance his legion's strength. His previously restrained psychic powers also grew, making him a potent Sorcerer.

After becoming a Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided, Lorgar has done very little except teach Abaddon how to use daemons. In an ironic turn of events, his book the Lectitio Divinitatus became the foundation of the state religion of the Imperium, much to his eternal regret.

## TTS Canon

The Emperor complained that Lorgar was "a brainwashed choir boy with a massive victim complex" who couldn't use his brain to realize that he was being manipulated by his Chaos-worshiping subordinates Erebus and Kor Phareon. He also claimed that the incident that broke Lorgar's loyalty was just to set him straight and get him to "stop doing stupid shit," after which Lorgar betrayed him for seemingly no reason.

Rogal has on at least one occasion witnessed him copulating with one or more books and himself with extensive genetic modification.

## Gallery

Lorgar's standard cutout, by NostalgiaLorgar's angry cutout
Cropsy

Cropsy is a commenter who posts a daily feature usually relating to murder or notable serial killers. His daily feature is one of the most popular on the site, with C&Hsuperhero#146's joke of the day. Because of this, he is one of the four known users with a quality score (favourites received divided by comments made) of over 1, with aforementioned C&Hsuperhero#146, Smiles and Astrophysicist.
Sisters of Silence

The **Sisters of Silence** were the military wing of the Adeptus Astra Telepathica (The Imperium's Psyker division), created by Malcador to assist in dealing with rogue psykers, though they are also extremely effective against daemons. They, along with the Adeptus Custodes, are one of the few forces to serve the Emperor directly. The Sisters were an all-female force of psychic blanks (meaning that their very presence actively suppressed psychic powers), and took vows of silence. They were present in large numbers during the Siege of Prospero, and the War in the Webway.

After the Horus Heresy, the Sisters shrank as an organization; many were folded into the League of Black Ships and disappeared from the battlefield. The rest, who disagreed with the new direction the Imperium was taking under the High Lords' rule, disbanded as an official organization, but continued to recruit members and serve the Emperor's ideals. They have since fought during the War of the Beast and the Gathering Storm, where they've returned to the forefront to meet the growing tide of Chaos.

## TTS Canon

The Sisters of Silence do not appear until Wamuudes' Vox Logs, where a trio of Oblivion Knights accompany him into the Emperor's personal sewer system to clear out psychic abominations living within the pipes and tunnels. They otherwise only have very passing references in the series, leaving their level of activity within and outside the Imperial Palace somewhat vague.

## References

1. ↑ A Distressing Journey Into The Emperor's Canals - Vox-Logs
Affamé

Les Affamés sont les ancêtres de Nains qui faisaient partie d'une cité rivale de Chamon-Ix. Las de cette guerre qui duraient depuis trop longtemps, le roi Nain "Enguerrand Loris" décida de supprimer ses rivaux en provoquant un raz-de-marée gigantesque provoquant la disparition de la ville sous l'eau. Les nains prisonniers de cette eau hautement magique mutèrent progressivement jusqu'à devenir des créatures amphibiennes assoiffés de magie devenant ainsi ceux que l'on appelle les Affamés : des Nains plus petit à la peau et à la pilosité légèrement cristalline.

Les Affamés recherchent en permanence des mages afin d'absorber leur magie (les faisant redevenir des humains normaux) et ont une haine assez profonde contre les Nains basiques qu'ils jugent responsable de leur état. La plupart d'entre eux sont par conséquent très violent, attaquent à vue et impossible à raisonner.

Cependant, certains d'entre eux réussissent cependant à vaincre leur soif de magie et de violence, et quittent leur groupe pour devenir aventuriers (un PJ ne peut jouer que ce type d'Affamé).

**Classes jouables :** Guerrier, rôdeur, archer, mage, chaman, assassin et voleur

**Talents de base :**

* *Peau cristalline :* Réduit de 33% les dégâts magiques subit
* *Vol de magie :* Sur un jet de chance, l'affamé peut tenter de subtiliser du pouvoir magique à une créature ou un objet affiliée à la magie. S'il réussit, la victime ne sera plus en mesure d'utiliser sa magie pendant 2 tours. Bonus/Malus à ajuster selon la puissance de la cible. Régénère également 1d10 pv + bonus de chance.
* *Érudition :* Bonus de 5% permanent sur tout les jets de connaissances
Episode 26 Part 2: Fear and Loathing in Commorragh

**Episode 26 Part 2: Fear and Loathing in Commoragh** is the second half of episode 26 of *If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device*.

## Characters

* Fyodor Karamazov/The Fyodperor
* Leman Russ
* The Emperor
* Rogal Dorn
* Custodisi
* Kaldor Draigo
* Abducted Chronicler
* Tempestor Cromwell
* Scion Stuart
* Scion Valentine
* Scion Priestly
* Scion Matilda
* Scion Grant
* Inquisitor Donklas
* Canoness Albia Thorne
* Skarbrand
* Kairos Fateweaver
* Epidemius
* Drukhari Driver
* Pirate Deldar
* Red Deldar
* Inquisitor Headsmash
* Inquisitor Toddler-on-the-Ground
* Kryptman
* Screaming Commissar
* Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau
* Jebaerion
* Hevestuli
* Lady Malys
* Tahril
* The Deceiver
* Magnus the Red
* Little Kitten
* Dr. White (Alfa Legionnaire)
* Alfabusa (Alfa Legionnaire)
* ThunderPsyker (Alfa Legionnaire)
* Earndil (Alfa Legionnaire)
* The Fresh Sorcerer (Alfa Legionnaire)
* Failsnake (Alfa Legionnaire)
* Karl the Deranged (Elevator Cameo)

## Trivia

* The final segment of the episode is the long overdue third part to the "Fate of the Alfa Legion" series. Parts one and two can be found here.
* Karl’s appearance as a sentient Elevator comes from Upper Hive episode 3.
Slaanesh

> *"All this excitement and torment is getting me SO DAMN HORNY! Anyone of you, please ram this chainaxe deep inside me and rev it as hard as you can!"*
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**Slaanesh, the Prince of Pleasure**, also known as **The Stripper God** by Cegorach, is one of the Chaos Gods.

## Official Canon

Unlike the other three Chaos Gods, Slaanesh was born many millenia after Chaos' creation. She was the product of the Eldar Empire's descent into hedonism and extreme debauchery; their collective emotions coalesced in the Warp into a corrupted entity that would crave only the most extreme emotions. As She had been unwittingly created by the Eldar, Slaanesh claimed the souls of the Eldar and their Gods as its own, consuming all of the gods save for Cegorach, Isha, and Khaine. Khorne directly confronted Slaanesh to claim Khaine as his own, while Nurgle claimed Isha for himself. Cegorach managed to escape into the Webway, vowing to undo Slaanesh's evil and save the Eldar. All future Eldar now had to guard their souls from Slaanesh, whom they call "She who Thirsts."

Slaanesh's champions are maniacs who get off on pleasure and pain. They simultaneously embrace the seductive and horrific, and will frequently torment their victims ceaselessly. Much like the prince, hermaphoditism is common among among both daemons and mortal followers.

## TTS Canon

Slaanesh hasn't done very much so far, other than steal Khorne's chainaxe to use as a sex toy, and to creepily hit on Isha in the warpchat. Said warpchat is also used to host his/her/their/its camshows - or else scam people out of their credit card info. He/She/They/It also flirts with Khorne, turning his own threats against him as he/she/they/it gets off on being demeaned. Magnus claims that Slaanesh has a "weird sense of humor" with regards to gelding mortals.

Slaanesh's followers celebrate a holiday called Slaaneshmas around the same time as Sanguinala.

She/he/whatever almost invaded Commoragh, being summoned by Leman Russ during the "Mon'keigh baby game" session with his Dark Eldar "captors" (turns out, that they were actually stuck with him, not vice versa). One of them was devoured by Slaanesh when he tried to pronounce her true name. As she was preparing to unleash his horror on Drukhari, Russ fell asleep and the influence ended, to her disappointment (this pleased her). The experience left sole surviving Drukhari guard in a crying mess before being dragged off by the Cabal to fight in the arena.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Episode 12: Primarch Pessimism
2. ↑ Episode 25: Fiery Family Reunion
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Episode 22: Change
4. ↑ Episode 14: Greatest of Psykers
5. ↑ Episode 15: Tau
6. ↑ Special 3: The Slaaneshmas Special
Lieutenant Obvious

This is Lieutenant Obvious' profile picture. It is very obvious.

**Lieutenant Obvious**, or **Lt. Obvious**, is a well known, frequently inactive commenter on the Explosm website. He is a moderator of the unofficial Cyanide and Happiness Discord server, where he is more often seen.

As his username suggests, he has a tendency to state the most obvious aspects of any given subject. His comments can occasionally contain humor, but is more often blatant or flat.

He alludes to his membership as part of a "legion", with other commenters such as General Obvious.

When referred to as "he", Lieutenant Obvious will reply with "This person assumes I'm male" and as such, their gender is left ambiguous.

He often attempts to steal bottom comment from Walter White.
The Secret History of the Pink Carnation

**2007** - Eloise is visiting England to work on her dissertation, Flowery Spies of the French Revolution, which focuses on the famous Scarlet Pimpernel and Purple Gentian.  The only problem is that spies usually don’t leave any evidence behind, so finding primary sources has become a futile search through the British Library and ignored pleas for access to private collections.  Then, one day, Mrs. Selwick calls and tells Eloise that she has a collection of papers documenting the exploits of the most elusive spy of the French Revolution, the Pink Carnation, and Eloise is invited to come and read them.

**1803** - Amy wants nothing more than to be a spy.  She has been training her whole life, and she
knows that if she can get to France she could become a fixture in Napoleons
court, and send reports back to the war office in England.  Anything is better than living in her sleepy
village, watching sheep frolic in the pasture.
When the opportunity arises, Amy enlists the help of her cousin Jane and
her aunt Gwen to travel to Paris to live with her estranged brother, who
happens to be a member of Napoleons court.
On their journey they encounter Richard Selwick, who is secretly the
Purple Gentian. As their paths entwine, everyone discovers just how dangerous
spying on the enemy can be.======

Lauren Willig presents a story that combines adventure, romance, history, and a light-heartedness that is uncommon in historical novels.

The Secret History of the Pink Carnation

1. ↑  https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/136116.The\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel
2. ↑ [http://www.laurenwillig.com/books/carnation.php
Chaos

**Choas** is the name for the primordial forces that exist within the warp. It is lead by the four Choas Gods Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh, and is fundamentally opposed to the Emperor and his Imperium.

In the past, the Imperium has attempted to keep Choas a secret so as to minimize its corrupting influence, though that hasn't stopped various cults and uprisings from forming. However, in TTS, this has become a moot point as Choas has made itself known via the hijacked Slaaneshmas broadcast, and later by the Emperor's discussion of it via public voxcast. To get around Imperial word filters, it is referred to as "Choas."

## The Warp

Beyond the material realm exists the Warp, a place where all the thoughts and emotions of soul-bearing species collect and coalesce. Physical laws break down in the Warp, making it useful for space travel, but also makes it extremely dangerous. Those without protection will find themselves driven insane, or worse, became prey to the inhabitants of the Warp, known as Daemons.

The Warp will sometimes also merge with the material realm in what's known as a Warp Storm. Most storms are temporary, but one of the largest and most dangerous of Warp Storms is the Eye of Terror; most of the Traitor legions hide out in here. The Eye of Terror is located where the Eldar empire used to be before the birth of Slaanesh. Choas' ultimate goal is to permanently merge the material and immaterial realms to do with as they will.

## Choas Gods

The four Choas Gods are powerful warp beings that represent the pinnacle of certain emotions. They command large hordes of daemons and bend reality easily to their whims, as well as interfere in the lives of mortals for their own amusement. They feed on the emotions of mortals, just as they encourage mortals to serve them. They are:

* Khorne - God of War, Blood, Rage, Honor
* Nurgle - God of Disease, Filth, Life, Decay, Apathy
* Tzeentch - God of Sorcery, Bargains, Hope, Mutation
* Slaanesh - God(ess) of Pleasure, Pain, Excess, Debauchery
* Malal - He doesn’t exist, shut up about it
* Great Horned Rat - God of the Skaven, Treachery, and Pestilence

## Forces of Choas

The four Choas Gods represent different experiences and emotions, and are often at war with one another whenever they lack a common goal. They are served primarily by daemons as extensions of their own will, though they are also served by mortal followers who will serve them in exchange for favor. Those with the highest favor will become Daemon Princes and become effectively immortal.

Most of Choas' servants come from the following different factions:

* Daemons

* Chaos Space Marines

* Renegades and Heretics
* Dark Mechanicus

## References

1. ↑ Special 3: The Slaaneshmas Special
2. ↑ Episode 0: White Scars (Podcast)
Diavodes

> *"SOON I SHALL BECOME THE NEW EMPEROR!"*
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**Diavodes** is a Custodes.

## TTS Canon

Diavodes appears with the rest of the Custodes to confront Fyodor Karamazov, but has no speaking lines.

Diavodes asks both Kitten and Magnus if they recognize him, then laughing to himself when they say that they don't. When they are gone, he starts ranting about how he will become the new emperor.

## Trivia

* Diavodes' name and appearance is based off of the character Diavolo, in keeping with the theme of using characters from *JoJo's Bizarre Adventure* to represent the Custodes. Diavolo likewise kept his identity hidden so as to rule from the shadows.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Episode 22: Change
2. ↑ Episode 11: Intervention
Necrons

The **Necrons** are an ancient xenos race that have existed in secret until recent history. They first emerged during the War in Heaven, where they created the C'tan and gave up their mortal bodies for a soulless machine existence. After the war, they disappeared into their tomb worlds and waited for the galaxy to repopulate itself; slowly they are reawakening and rebuilding their ancient empire.

The Necrons are inorganic and therefore cannot make use of the Warp; however, they possess the most advanced technology in the galaxy, and have the only known FTL technology that doesn't use the Warp. They are also extremely hard to kill as they use "reanimation protocols" to revive fallen troops.

## History

The Necron were originally the Necrontyr, a race that of short-lived but technologically advanced organic people. The Necrontyr were the rivals of the Old Ones and the Eldar, and resented their Warp-based abilities and long lives. The Necrontyr then discovered gaseous creatures around their star, eating its radiation. The Necrontyr coaxed them to enter giant metallic bodies imbued with all the knowledge that they had, and became the C'Tan.

The C'Tan convinced the Silent King and his Pharons to allow the C'Tan to eat the Necrontyr's souls, and in exchange they would fashion them immortal bodies. They agreed, but discovered that the C'Tan could now control them, and only the elites of the Necrons now had any semblance of free will. Still hungry for souls, the C'Tan made war with the Old Ones, nearly wiping them out. Thus began the War in Heaven, which consumed the galaxy and corrupted the Warp into what it is today. The War came to an end when Cegorach and The Deceiver tricked the other C'Tan to start eating each other, until the C'Tan became severely weakened, and those still alive were broken into many shards.

The Necron disappeared into various tomb worlds to wait for the galaxy to repopulate and become unprepared for another assault. They have slowly started to reawaken, wiping out entire worlds, and various dynasties have emerged in the Eastern Fringe. But their full force has yet to be awakened.

## C'Tan

The C'Tan are the Necrons' equivalent of gods, though they are purely physical beings with no Warp presence. They are often called "Star Vampires" as they primarily feed on stars, though they prefer planets filled with soul-bearing life forms. While many of the C'Tan were destroyed or eaten during the War in Heaven, those that survived were broken into shards; while each shard lacks the full power of the original, they are not powerless and are fully capable of operating independently. However, many captured shards are used by Necron rulers as weapons of war or sources of power, imprisoning them inside of tesseracts. Each shard seeks to reunite to regain their power.

* The Nightbringer
* The Deceiver
* The Void Dragon
* The Outsider
* The Burning One (does not appear in TTS)
Sly Marbo

> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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**Sly Marbo** is one of the deadliest soldiers of the Catachan Jungle Fighters in the Imperial Guard.

## Official Canon

Even among the Catachan Jungle Fighters, Sly Marbo is uncannily skilled in survival, able to endure hostile conditions alone what would take a whole squad of men to defend against. He's been awarded the *Star of Terra* multiple times for his extraordinary service.

Despite being one of the few independent characters available to the Imperial Guard, Sly Marbo has very little fluff attached to him and has appeared on and off in various codices.

## TTS Canon

Sly Marbo is a force to be reckoned with. He is the Imperium's avenging angel, appearing out of nowhere to slay mankind's enemies. He single-handedly rescued a feudal world from Dark Eldar raiders lead by Vraesque Malidrach, armed with just his combat knife, and freed the civilians from a deathtrap through the force of his rage, invigorating them into turning against their captors.

Sly Marbo also had a brief appearance on the Slaaneshmas special.

Sly Marbo rescued Corvus Corax from a Catachan Barking Toad by leaping up into the air and knocking it off his head. He quickly departed, but remained in the background as the Catachan Jungle Fighters pledged themselves to the Primarchs on their journey to Terra.

## Trivia

* Sly Marbo's voice clip comes from the intro to the game Dawn of War, set to a loop.
* The original art used for Sly Marbo had been the old official model, but the new version was an expertly painted high-definition model commissioned by Alfabusa from WarpStormPainting.
* The ship *Marbo's Glutes* used by the Catachan Jungle Fighters is presumably named after him.

## References

1. ↑ Heroes of the 41st Millennium - Sly Marbo, The One-Man Army
2. ↑ Special 3: The Slaaneshmas Special
3. ↑ Episode 1: Catachan Capers
4. ↑ Episode 2: Attilan Assault
Кондитерская

**Кондитерская** - локация МиркоМира. Она была четвёртой локацией в игре. В первый раз на открытие пришло 20 котяриков, а после "ремонта" - 50 котяриков. Открыта была 11 апреля, однако закрылась 9 декабря в том же году. Через пару администратор Анастасия сказала, что локация "закрыта на ремонт".

Локация открылась уже с обещанным ремонтом, 21 февраля 2018 года.

## Описание.

Кондитерская сделана на подобии кафе. В зале коричнево - белая плитка, стоят три столика. Справа стоит столик, переход в туалет, который является декором. На стенах висят различные картины.Обои в вертикальную полоску: потемнее и посветлее. Так же на одной из стен висит огромное зеркало.
A Wrinkle in Time

*A Wrinkle in Time* is a young adult sci-fi novel by Madeleine L'Engle. It follows the story of Meg Murry, her younger brother Charles, and her friend Calvin. Meg's father been missing for over a year. This story follows the adventures of Meg and friends through space and time in a journey to locate and bring her father home. Not only are they in search of her long-lost father, but the Universe is in danger from the evil Dark Thing, who is eating up stars and planets in the shape of an ominous cloud. The young trio has to quickly planet hop trying to find what they are looking for before all they know (and were unaware of) is demolished by evil, leaving no goodness or light in the Universe.

They travel through
space in time by use of a tesseract - a "wrinkle" in time allowing them to access the fifth dimension. When added to the four dimensions, it allows you to travel along short-cuts through the Universe.

Here is a map of the Universe explored in *A Wrinkle in Time*.

First published in 1962, L'Engle was ahead of her time – she
was a pioneer for other female science fiction writers. 56 years after it was originally published, the feature-film of *A Wrinkle in Time* is slated for release in 2018.

*A Wrinkle in Time* is the first novel in the *Time Quintet*, and is followed by *A Wind in the Door* (1973), *A Swiftly Tilting Planet* (1978), *Many Waters* (1986), and *An Acceptable Time* (1989).

In addition to the upcoming feature film, *A Wrinkle in Time* has received numerous adaptations. These include a 1994 unabridged audio edition - read by L’Engle herself - by Listening Library, a 2003 Canadian film adaptation (that was unfortunately not very well received by the author), and a graphic novel.

In addition, the novel has been adapted as both a play and an opera.

## Main Characters

**Margaret “Meg” Murry**She is the oldest daughter of scientists Alex and Kate Murry. An oddball math genius, she struggles with body image and has trouble interacting with her peers. She’s in love with Calvin.

**Charles Wallace Murry**He’s the youngest child in the Murry family. Charles is incredibly intelligent, and has the unique ability to be able to keenly sense other people’s thoughts and feelings. He’s an innocent and curious boy.

**Calvin O’Keefe**A popular boy at school who's in the basketball team. Calvin is neglected by his own family, so he takes refuge in the Murry family. He seems to have a similar ability to what Charles has. He cares deeply about Meg.

1. ↑ Good Reads
2. ↑ Atlas Obscura
3. ↑ SparkNotes