White Boy Wasted

## (Lyrics)

[Robot voice]

*We're about to get white boy wasted*

[Intro: Puff Puff]

Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead

Getting crunk up in here!

We're about to get white boy wasted

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]

We stumble to the house party already buzzed

We get retarded when we start drinking Bacardi

Because getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation

Plus, we don't know the meaning of the word "moderation"

I'm, I'm crude when I talk

Shirt off, fist fighting every dude on the block

And then I'm hugging you like I ain't gonna see you again

Like "dude, I freaking love you man!"

I'ma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend but first I have to pass out and yack in the downstairs bathroom

So raise your red cups up and make noise

Cause we drink like upper middle-class teenage boys

[Pre-Hook: Benetar (Robot)]

Oh, it's the weekend

And you know what that means

Oh, it means it's time to party

(It's time to party)

[Hook: Robot]

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White, white boy wasted

[Verse 2: Dumbfoundead]

Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house

It was full of college kids singing along to Smash Mouth

Half of them passed out, a fat dude with his ass out

Looking like John Belushi in the movie *Animal House*

All of a sudden somebody yelled out "Keg stand!"

Tow jocks with tube socks and sweatbands

They pointed at me and carried me by my legs, man

I had to do it, it probably wasn't the best plan

Next thing you know, it's a beer pong and takin' Jäger shots

Now I'm in the corner and throwing up morning tater tots

Pissin' on police cars, yelling out "I hate the cops!"

White boy with dreadlocks, now give me major props

[Pre-Hook: Benetar & *Robot*]

Oh, it's the weekend

And you know what that means

Oh, it means it's time to party

*(It's time to party)*

[Hook: Robot]

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White, white boy wasted

[Bridge: Benetar]

Oh, it's the weekend and you know what that means

Oh, it means it's time to party, party

All I wanna do, all I wanna do, all I wanna do

All I wanna do is just get white boy wasted

[Instrumental break]

[Bridge: Benetar & *Robot*]

It's the weekend

It's time to party *(it's time to party)*

[Hook: Robot]

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted

White, white boy wasted