Meatman

**Meatman**, one of the most feared men in the wastes and a prominant member of the former Peniscockers and present Union Shogunate, **his** skills at both fighting and making the people he doesn't like cry out of madness and anger, he still remains as one of the funniest and unpredictable wasteland dwellers the world has ever seen.

## **Origins**

From accidentally exposing morally corrupted individuals, to chasing arm sock wearing femboy wannabes off any city, there's not much this menace hasn't done. Loved by few, hated by many, **The Legend of the Meatman**, while only taking place over the span of 12 months, is full of twists and turns but there's only one man that rises to the top in every situation.

### The Life of Chad Coomer

One of the original Beta Squad members, the life of Chad Coomer, while a short one, would go on to bring life to one of the greatest criminals of all time. During the brief life of Chad, he was involved in the first of many PC raids. Doing little in this raid but bothering the other PC members with consistent trolling of everyone involved. Being told to only target the original members of the Peasantry faction, Chad Coomer didn't listen and ended up annoying everyone but even though he pissed off 90% of the faction, he still managed to get in good with the faction owner and gained the powers of an authority figure in the faction. After Peasantry was successfully annexed, Chad Coomer was killed in the line of duty while posting gore in general.

### Unregrettable Infamy

During one of the PC raids on another faction, **Meatman** would start the Gangsters Paradise Operation while going under cover as a man named **Cotton Candy Faygo**. **He** changed his face to that of **Tinnie Tempah** and the other members of PC followed suit and changed their faces to that of famous rappers and infiltrated the faction along side the **Meatman**. Upon gaining access, the members of PC took down the faction in record time. The faction leader was really dumb and just gave power to all the new members that had joined from PC. However, unknown to the members of PC, the faction leader was also in Shadcord. This would lead to them all getting banished from Shadcord. However due to the actions of Geet and Niggler, they where all unbanned, all but **Meatman** who remained banned due to his infamy.

## **Meat Gang**

After the Gangsters Paradise Operation, **Meatman** and Leon Gibbs Jr., Aka the Biscuit man, would launch a duo mission on the other members of PC by hijacking the Rhythm bots. Not allowing anyone else to use them, **Meatman** and Gibbs would systematically join vc and spam Get Hyper - Droideka on all three Rhythm bots at once. This would cause strife among the PC members and animosity would grow among the people of PC against **Meatman**. Some would find this funny and join **Meatman** and Gibbs, This would be the founding of the Meat Gang.

### Yorel Hunting Season

Headed up by the Meat Gang, the members of PC would go out their way to try and find the snitch that had reared their head after the Gangsters Paradise Operation. During this time, Rev and Octo would unsuccessfully try to frame Yorel as the snitch and ended up in firing line themselves. **Meatman** would be the one to decide the fate of the two as the decision was split between the rest of the members. Thinking it would be funny to get rid of them both after an arduous and incredibly boring trial that lasted 2 hours at 2am. This would be the biggest mistake in his time at PC as in doing so he cemented the return of Yorel to PC. **Meatman** would later patch thing up with Rev and Octo and help them in going after Yorel.

### UK Equality Act of 2010

After the trial, **Meatman** would create a new faction called the Butcher Table. This would be used to form a resistance in order to get Niggler in charge of PC. While being a major part of the story of **Meatman**, he would have a relatively small part to play in this operation after the creation of the Butchers Table. Although he was present for the in vc when the faction was dissolved, he wouldn't be able to get a word in over the autistic screech of a man would later go on to become the man to report **Meatman** to UK police for breaking the UK Equality Act of 2010.

## **The Boys Fall**

Upon reforming PC, the raiding days were over, or where they? Niggler partnered the PC with another faction ran by some guy pretending to be called Aku. **Meatman** would join this faction and infiltrate by accident with the help of UnionGuy. Due to his abrasive nature he would start a campaign to become the new faction leader. Upon inviting all of the other PC members to the faction and they would back **Meatmans** campaign.

### Me? I'm Binky Barnes!

**He** would have a brief convocation with the faction leader about the running of the faction, this would fall upon deaf ears as **Meatman** would instantly install a new moderation and administration of the faction, annexing it as was done with the original Peasantry faction. Aku would then leave PC and start a new faction, which **Meatman** would the join under the name of **Binky Barnes**. Aku however would know this was **Meatman** as he had forgotten to change his status from "More meat for the Meatman". Thus a great meme was born after a brief confrontation where Aku would ask who he really was. In response Meatman would respond *Me? I'm Binky Barnes!*

### On the Run

After relentless bullying of both Aries and Yorel, MoonRunes had enough. After Yorel's face was posted in the public, MoonRunes would then confront **Meatman** with the UK Equality Act of 2010. After this outburst **Meatman** would challenge MoonRunes to report him, which he did. He was later chased from the faction by Niggler and he took his cronies with him. **Meatman** is still on the run to this day.

## **Many Victims of Meatman**

### Aries Arm Socks

During this time, **Meatman** would find himself a new target as Yorel's skin had grown thicker due to the relentless bullying at the hands of both **Meatman** and Revenant. Both had a new target in their sights after a short time. A futa loving femboy wannabe named Aries. It would all start after **Meatman** would call him gay on a Minecraft faction, repeating the insult, Aries had finally had enough. This would only take a day as little to **Meatmans** knowledge, Aries was secretly a lover of women with penis'. After a few weeks of the insult being repeated by both Rev and **Meatman**, Aries would finally snap, going on a rant in general about wanted to be friends with both **Meatman** and Rev. These feelings where not mutual and he would swiftly be muted by **Meatman**.

Much later on, Aries would privately call Niggler, little did he know that at the time both Leon Gibbs Jr. and **Meatman** where present, and a choice was put to Aries, ditch the arm socks or the bullying would continue. Aries would choose the arm socks. It would be to much for Aries when a Shoenice cameo was purchased saying that **Meatman** would buy him some Lighting McQueen crocs. Aries was never seen or heard from again.

### Waiting for Yorel

After Operation Arm Socks, the limelight would be put firmly back onto Yorel. Upon being called a morally corrupt person by **Meatman**, Yorel would burst into a fit of rage, this gave **Meatman** and Rev the in they needed to get to Yorel in the same way they had got Aries, and so using captioned gifs they set out to on their war path to get under Yorel's skin again. After some time, a switch flicked in **Meatmans** head, this creature named Yorel had a striking resemblance to the creature Gollum from Lord of the Rings. So with this new ammunition along with the captioned gifs calling Yorel slurs, Yorel had finally snapped.

He offered **Meatman** a new job as the star of his own show, however **Meatman** had to politely reject this offer as he was still on the run. He did however help Yorel to promote this new show by trying to find a new lead for him by spreading the word around on voice acting communities and also on Twitter. He would later offer to come to the UK to meet **Meatman** in person. **Meatman** would jump at this offer as he is an incredibly polite man. He offered Yorel all of the Great British customs, such as tea, biscuits and fish and chips. Although **Meatman** thought he was being courteous, Yorel threw all of his politeness back in his face as it seems this was no his reason for this supposed trip to the UK. He would come with all of his fighting drip and try use the elbows and camo to fight **Meatman**. **Meatman** would laugh in the face of this threat and Yorel would run scared with his tail between his legs.

### Wonny's Charade

It would be during the aforementioned era that **Meatman** would join The Union. During his time in The Union he would help in a small way to troll a man named Wonny. Wonny seemed to have it out for **Meatman** just for being associated with The Union. He would try to troll **Meatman** by calling him a libtard, **Meatman** would laugh this off which seemed to anger Wonny. Wonny would then unsuccessfully try to get everyone in Butchers Table banned from The Insect Collection, which would ultimately lead to his own downfall for being a little bitch.

## **Yorel's Return**

After a brief time in hiding, **Meatman** returned to The Union 2.0 just in time to see the return of an old adversary. Yorel had returned and it had turned out the captioned gifs that **Meatman** and Rev made where actually accurate. It turned out that Yorel was in fact a morally corrupted individual and there was proof. He had been leaking the indecent material to people across the globe. **Meatman** would join the faction of Renaissance and would then proceed to post the captioned gifs again. Yorel was not pleased to see **Meatman** again and was even less pleased when he saw that **Meatman** had brought pizza for everyone but him. This would be the final straw for Yorel as he was then exposed to all for what he was, a nasty little nonce. Phoenix however would not head this warning and is now harboring a known nonce. Not like UnionGuy who expelled Hoesmad for the same thing.