Happy Ever After (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

**Happy Ever After** is the nineteenth episode of the fifth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one hundred and twenty-third episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

## Cast

* RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
* Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward
* Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
* Scooby Doo (from Scooby Doo) as Terence
* Kanga (from Winnie the Pooh) as Old Slow Coach
* Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
* Mrs. Twombly (from Littlest Pet Shop (2012))as Mrs. Kyndley
* Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (*cameo*)
* Patty (from The Simpsons) as Annie (*cameo*)
* Selma (from The Simpsons) as Clarabel (*cameo*)
* Didi Pickles (from Rugrats) as The Refreshment Lady (*cameo*)

## Transcript

Narrator: "The TV Characters in TV Land loved holiday time.

Bart was taking some goombas to the docks. Scooby Doo was working in a field close to the path."

Scooby Doo: "Hello, Bart. Nice day for it, ain't it?"

Narrator: "Bart was confused."

Pipsqueak: "Nice day for what?"

Scooby Doo: "Mrs. Twombly's daughter is getting married today."

Bart: "Oh, yes, of course."

Narrator: "But when Bart saw Mrs. Twombly, she standing by her gate waving a red flag."

Bart's Driver: "What's the matter?"

Narrator: "Asked the driver."

Mrs. Twombly: "I've forgotten about the good luck package for the bride."

Narrator: "Bart was puzzled."

Bart: "What's a good luck package?"

Mrs. Twombly: "It must contain something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. Can you help, please?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak didn't know how, but his driver was determined."

Bart's Driver: "We'll certainly try."

Narrator: "Bart had to stop at Edd's station to have a drink of water."

Bart: "We've got to find a good luck package. Do you know what that is?"

Edd: "Oh yes, indeed. Something old, something new,"

Bart: "Something borrowed and something blue."

Narrator: "Bart cut in."

Bart: "But where do we find them?"

Narrator: "Edd smiled."

Edd: "They're probably staring you in your head. Now I have to fetch my special delivery. I'm taking guests to the wedding."

Narrator: "When Bart arrived at the docks, he looked all around him. Suddenly he saw goomba. It had a new set of shiny buffers."

Bart: "Look, look! The something new!"

Bart's Driver: "You're quite right, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Bart's Driver: "Those buffers are just the ticket. I'll speak to the foreman."

Narrator: "He returned shortly."

Bart's Driver: "Foreman said we can use them and borrow the goomba as usual. So that's two things we found; something borrowed and something new."

Bart: "But what about the other things?"

Bart's Driver: "I'm sure we'll find them, too. Now we'd best be on our way."

Narrator: "As Bart was arranging more goombas into a siding, he heard a voice."

Matilda: "Hello, Bart."

Narrator: "There was Kanga, who he and RS Mr. Conductor had rescued from scrap."

Bart: "You're it!"

Narrator: "Squeaked Bart."

Kanga: "I'm what it?"

Narrator: "Said Kanga."

Bart: "The something old for the wedding!"

Narrator: "And Bart explained."

Bart: "Now we only have to find something blue, but what? And where?"

Bart's Driver: "You'll see."

Narrator: "Said his driver.

At last they reached the village where the wedding was to take place. Ahead was an old shed."

Bart's Driver: "What do you think of this, Pipsqueak?"

Narrator: "Laughed his driver."

Bart: "Well, Ay caramba!! RS Mr. Conductor, what are you doing in here?"

RS Mr. Conductor: "My gem is the something blue."

Narrator: "Replied RS Mr. Conductor."

Bart's Driver: "Now, Bart,"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Bart's Driver: "Mrs. Wombly's chosen you to be her special guest."

Narrator: "When the bride and groom left the church for the party, Mayor Adam West addressed everybody."

Mayor Adam West: "Ladies and Gentleman, may I present the good luck package; something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. All found by Bart and his crew."

Narrator: "The animals whistled and everyone cheered."

Bride: "Thank you, RS Mr. Conductor, and thank you, Bart."

Narrator: "Said the bride."

Bride: "It's the best good luck package ever!"

Narrator: "And she kissed Bart. RS Mr. Conductor laughed as Bart blushed brightish red."

Bart: "I love weddings."

Narrator: "Sighed Bart that night."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Did you enjoy your kiss?"

Narrator: "But Bart was embarrassed and pretended to be asleep."