Azon v. Vita Genuit in Statera Rap

Azon, the nation infamous for conspiring had been acting up in ways which pissed off our society.

The irksome variety of frequent impropriety was awfully disquieting which gained them notoriety.

Every day we witnessed their misbehaving methods and we were thinking, Yo, it’s time we send them a message.

Tension was tight as we officiated war and this document was ratified on page 4.

We were obliged to offer three options to compete, but the only option for them was defeat.

They chose blitz chess to settle the dispute which puzzled us cause chess wasn’t their strong suit. But it turned out they carefully scanned the fine print and were seeking to exploit an oversight we had missed.

Their confidence and reticence kept us on our toes and we became paranoid cause they refused to disclose. They had an ace up their sleeve, and were hatching a plot, but they kept acting tough, which was throwing us off.

I was overstressing, time was pressing, while their conniving was distressing, as we continually kept guessing at their schemes to achieve successing. I was nearly second-guessing, “why were we not coalescing?” It could’ve been such a blessing instead now we are transgressing in our attempts at suppressing while slowly we are regressing; still why can’t they start confessing? What is it that they’re repressing?

Just as I think we’re on the brink of extinction, we get a tip-off which redeems our position.

Apparently we hadn’t specified ‘foul play’ and that loophole was something that would lead us astray. Because Azon had been brandishing a chess AI which they planned to use to outplay a human mind. And clearly this was cheating but it was approved so there was only one move to ensure we didn’t lose.

The day of the match we sat across the board. They lifted their computer like an almighty sword. Maybe they were thinking 'bout their winnings and rewards, but they had a fatal flaw which would get them all floored.

The one teammate who was carrying all the weight hadn’t mentioned he’s clueless when it comes to checkmates.

He’s a real savvy techie, but was no-good at chessy, which was why things got just a little bit messy.

They tried snatching victory by being a fraud, so we decided to pull out an uno reverse card.

We used our own chess engine to combat our opposer, while their own AI program led them straight to foreclosure, moreover, their lack of exposure to chess sparked discomposure, full disclosure, they sought closure but t’was us who won over.

There was bickering and blaming as they shifted culpability. Facades of false hostility hid their team’s inner fragility.

Irrefutably they hid behind a mere disguise it was their countless inabilities that led them to demise.

This backfired on their conniving intentions which spurred an uproar of internal contention.

Their infighting and finger-pointing didn’t serve them well. We were waving “farewell” as they were taking the L.

But wait a minute that’s not the end of this story, after losing, they tried reclaiming their former glory.

They declared war on us which by the way was mutiny, but their document was subject to our endless scrutiny.

We found absurd stipulations and outdated information which repealed their declaration which explains their agitation. But their lack of coordination further added to frustration. Document invalidations further fueled their vindication. T’was a failed demonstration, a war abomination as they hoped for some salvation on the brink of resignation.

They reprinted and redeclared war half-a-dozen times but it was never formalized because we just didn't sign.

So while they were fiddling with the wording of their doc, we thought, hey, time’s trickling down the clock.

So we re-declared war while they were stuck in a trench, it was just for revenge, while they dealt with a Wrench, but that caught them off-guard and went a little too far so in the end we decided to take pity on them.

We offered them a peace treaty which settled our scores, but remember, we’re victorious, we won the first war.

So in conclusion, the nation that triumphs in this era is the one and only Vita Genuit in Statera.