Greed, Prejudice and Privacy

## Natalie’s outfit

a race jacket, cycle shorts and fitness sneakers

## Transcript

9-Volt: 9-Volt here!

18-Volt: With 18-Volt!

9-Volt: We have some sweet old school tracks that we would like to share with you.

18-Volt: You got that right, little buddy!

9-Volt: Hey!

18-Volt: Yo!

Emily: What are your names?

9-Volt: I'm 9-Volt, and he's 18-Volt. No relation.

Natalie: What have you got for us today?

9-Volt: We're gonna give off an old school beat, Wii shop style!

18-Volt: Hit it!

Volts: Word!

Zoe: you did it! You did well on your talent!

(at school)

9 volt: Yes! Yes! I'm a star! I'm a star!

(at the assembly)

18 volt: So from now on, anything caught in your zipper... will be handled by the school nurse and not me. And now, are you adequately prepared to rock?

[All Cheering]

18 volt: Silence!

[Cheering Stops]

18 volt: Here they are, the diamonds!

[Cheering]

9 volt: Hello, diamond city! You know where you are? Your in the jungle! Baby!

(They play welcome to the jungle)

18 volt: Alright, guys, let's do it from the top. 1, 2, 3, 4!

9 volt: Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love

Some people call me Maurice (high pitch) woo hoo!

Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

(at the classroom)

9 volt: Alright, everybody, listen up! This is how this first shot is gonna work: The girls are standing here, and then the members of the band walk by looking cool. When you see us, you girls all scream like, "Oh my God, it's 9 volt! Oh my God!" Okay?

Kidware: got it!

Zoe: [Gasps] It's andy and the oddsocks!

Andy: What brings you to diamond city?

Eva: We saw your band formation notice in the paper.

Moxy: Really? You saw our Odd job?

Blu: I can't believe I'm meeting the diamonds.

Cousin mac: So anyway, we brought you this wicked gift basket. Stubble glitter, a crowd Taser.

9 volt: Crowd Taser?

Rio: Yeah. It's perfect for getting through the fans to your limousine.

[Watch Beeping]

Andy: Odd socks, we gotta go. Our gig is getting a little out-of-date. To the Emerald Republic!

Libby: Now we gotta send them a basket.

9 volt: Oh, yeah. That's the spot.

(at wario’s house, 9 volt is getting a massage)

9 volt: That is perfect.

lulu: guys, can't 9 volt get his massage somewhere else?

Spitz: Don't be selfish, Lulu.

Natalie: Will you two shut up? I'm missing precious Prattle! [Groans]

Penny: Whoo! That was the latest ad for Emerald Pads, medicated. Okay, coming at ya, a world premiere video from "P" Squared. That's the one and only, 9 volt! Whoo! Yeah! All right!

(music starts)

9 volt: You keep saying you got something for me

Something you call love but confess
You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now someone else is getting all your best

These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

(the next day)

9 volt: Anything you want, you got it

Anything you need, you got it
Anything at all, you got it
Baby

Anything at all
Baby
You got it

18 volt: Aaand cut!

[music stops]

18 volt: Alright, your video's complete.

(at the mall)

Dribble: Here comes the jealousy bug! Gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!

Kat: Hey! Stop! Cut it out.

Ana: You're a grown man.

Dribble: [Gasps] I want to go home now.

Mona: Nobody's going home! We're going to see 9 volt’s concert.

Young cricket: master, look, so many teens

Ashley: An mall? Oh, that's subtle.

Jimmy t: Good afternoon, and welcome to the diamond city mall! Are you ready to tear it up?

[All Cheering]

Jimmy t: I can't hear you.

[Loud Cheering]

Jimmy t: Do you maggots want to see a show or not?

[Cheering Stops]

Jimmy t: I mean, uh- Here they are! 9 volt and his group!

[Cheering]

9 volt: (taps the microphone) Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to witness the next great pop band of the country! Someday, you will all be among those who can say, "I saw 9 volt when he first performed at a mall since 2016." And so, without further ado, all 10 members of the...

(while 9 volt talks, Orbulon stops by)

Orbulon: what?

9 volt: Uh... (turns to the audience) Thank you all for your patience, and now get ready to sing! (Sings) Imagine me and you, I do.

I think about you day and night it's only right.

To think about the girl you love and hold her tight.

So happy together.

If I should call you up, invest a dime.

And you say you belong to me and ease my mind.

Imagine how the world could be so very fine.

So happy together.

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you.

For all my life.

When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue.

For all my life. Me and you and you and me.

No matter how they toss the dice it had to be.

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together.