Ramón Rojo

“The pleasure is all mine should you want me to drag you to Hell~”

Picked by Lucifer themself, Ramón was chosen to be Limbo's escort. With his charismatic personality, he's made it so that the majority of first arrived Limbo humans choose Hell over Utopia. He's even offering to help you find out the secret to yourself... but what if you discover *his* first?

## **Story**

### **Common Route**

Ramón is introduced at the Garden of Eden where he chides Kalei for being late and rude. While Kalei explains the situation, Ramón lays on the charm and explains that all that’s needed to get into hell is to denounce Utopia. However, there will be some torture for your sins. Especially if you’re a sex predator. He goes on to mention the other amenities that hell has to offer.

Once it sets in that they’re all dead, the humans begin asking how they died. Ramón explains how DJ Roadkill died complete with his own brand of dark humor. Ramón then invites DJ Roadkill to come to hell and watch the chief of police be tortured. DJ Roadkill turns him down. When player asks how they died, Ramón cannot access that information, but says that it can be found in hell if player is upset about it.

As Kalei is dealing with the crowd, Ramón’s phone begins ringing and he runs off. If player follows him, they find him visibly distressed and on the phone. He seems to be talking to his child, addressing them with “mijo” (masculine version of “my child”). Ramón also mentions the child’s mother and how despite her abrasiveness, she loves them very much.

Player is soon caught snooping. Player brings up that they have questions about their death and Ramón smiles. He assures player that they can figure out how they died in Hell, but not in Utopia. He says that going to Hell means accepting your flaws and that it doesn’t make you a bad person. He also says he’ll be waiting at the hotel in Limbo until tomorrow for them to make their decision. Back at the garden, Ramón covers for player after Kalei makes a snide remark.

### **Ramón’s Route**

Player chooses to go to Hell and meets up with Ramón at the hotel in Limbo. Ramón then scoots everyone into an elevator. The elevator suddenly drops as flames engulf the windows. Ramón, having done this numerous times, is bored and looking at his nails. He then steps out of the elevator and welcomes everyone to Hell.

Ramón offers to show player around Hell. He explains a bit about the circles of Hell and where people tend to live. Player then has the opportunity to ask further questions about Hell, eternal punishment, and demons.

Suddenly, Ramón is hit by a truck and his body disappears. He pops back up with glowing blood on his face to explain how death works in Hell. After the blood is cleaned up, he asks whether player wants to stay with him or at the hotel. If player stays with him, then they sleep on the couch at his penthouse apartment. Otherwise, they go there in the morning.

In the morning, there is a knocking at the door. Ramón asks player to get the door. A sharply dressed demoness and a young demon child step inside. Ramón is surprised to see them, calling the woman Irene. He explains that Irene is his ex-wife and the child, Ariel, is theirs. Ramón takes on a soft tone for his child as they greet him. Irene and Ramón briefly argue about who will watch Ariel today and it’s decided that Ramón will take them for the day. Player can then decide whether to stick around or not.

If player sticks around, Ramón explains that they won’t be able to get the report today, but they can grab it some other time easily. Ramón goes off to make chilaquiles for Ariel, leaving them momentarily with player. Player can then ask about Ariel’s age or gender. Either way, their reply is seven. Ramón then returns with chilaquiles.

Player then asks if Ariel died on Earth and Ramón explains that demons can reproduce. As Ariel finishes up their food, Ramón cleans up. Ariel then turns into a ferret, surprising player. Ramón asks how player feels about kids. Player and Ramón then spend the day playing with Ariel until naptime.

While Ariel sleeps, player and Ramón watch his favorite Hellflix show, Heated Passions. It’s his hyperfixation and he is able to list off a number of random trivia facts about the show. When Ariel wakes up, the two continue to play with her until bedtime. After Ariel is asleep, they continue to watch the show.

In the morning, player awakens to find that Ramón has already dropped off Ariel and is ready to head out to find player’s death report. In the car, player can ask about various things including Ramón, Irene, and Ariel. If asked about himself, he mentions that he pissed off God when he was a human. If asked about Irene, he says that they only divorced a few months ago and that she really does care for Ariel but can’t show it. If asked about Ariel, Ramón says that Ariel has seven genders.

Ramón then gets a call from Aero who says Ramón needs to come over immediately to deal with a customer. At Sinhotherapy, Ramón’s therapy strip club, they meet up with Aero and the customer who wants to press charges. Ramón then sends player to look for clues around the stage. Soon after, the trial starts.

Ramón cannot afford a lawyer so he and player have to represent him and Faye shows up to be the judge. During the trial, Ramón supports player who makes the big choices. Losing the trial results in a game over. Winning the trial allows player to continue and nets Ramón 300,000 credits. Ramón treats for a celebration meal.

After all that, player and Ramón begin spending more time together. They keep trying to obtain the death report, but something always comes up and they’re not able to get it. After four months, a day finally comes where they can make it to the Sin Atonement and Social Services office. Ramón doesn’t seem happy about it but puts on a smile for player.

In the waiting room, Ramón admits to being nervous that player will leave now that they have what they want. Once player has their report, Ramón starts to leave without them. If player decides to let him leave, they see him once more at the grocery store and that’s it. If player decides to go after him, they will either tell him that he’s their friend or they will confess their feelings depending on Ramón’s affection level.

If Ramón’s affection is low, then player says he’s stuck with them and the two hug it out. Player and Ramón remain close friends, but player gets their own place to stay. The two find themselves at Starfuxx with Ramón talking about his love life. He’s interested in Aero, but is worried about messing up their current relationship. Player convinces him to go for it though despite their lingering feelings for Ramón.

If Ramón’s affection is high, then Ramón says he’s afraid of messing things up and moving too fast with player, but player convinces him of their love and willingness to go slowly. Months later, Ramón brings player back to the hotel where the elevator first took them to Hell. Ramón says it’s the one year anniversary of when player first arrived. He gets down on one knee and proposes to player who tearfully accepts.

## **Appearance**

Ramón is sharply dressed with a black button-up shirt and black slacks. His shirt is left partially open at the top to reveal some of his chest and his long sleeves are rolled up. His eyes are neon blue and pink as well as his horns. His black tail also has neon blue and pink accents. He also wears a red, black, and yellow argyle vest with gold buttons over his shirt. Ramón has gold earrings, and black chain tattoos as well along his neck and wrists. His hair is red, shoulder-length, and wavy.

## **Relationships**

### **Irene**

Ramón has a complicated relationship with Irene as she is his ex-wife. He clearly still has feelings for her, but is unable to act on them in any meaningful way. He also dislikes the way she acts around their child but he believes that she does truly care and loves Ariel in her own way.

### **Ariel**

Ramón absolutely adores Ariel. Ramón greatly enjoys the time he spends with them whether they’re playing together or enjoying their favorite food.

## **Trivia**

* His blood is red, warm, and glows like lava.
* Eros mentioned Dream Daddy as a possible influence on his character on Tumblr.