Broski Nation

**Broski Nation** refers to both the collective name for Brittany Broski's fans and a fictional nation-state in which she and her fans live, with her as their Supreme Leader.

Brittany's podcast *The Broski Report* is said to be recorded in Broski Nation Headquarters (her home) and her web series *Brittany Broski's Royal Court* sees her recruiting celebrity guests to be on the Small Council of Broski Nation.

## Location

Although Broski Nation is seemingly a separate island from other parts of the world, its capital city is Atlanta and its headquarters are in Los Angeles.

## Organization

Supreme Leader Brittany Broski is the autocratic ruler of Broski Nation with ultimate authority to create or destroy laws, alter national traditions, dispense justice, control the borders, rewrite history, and nuke people. She is advised by her Small Council but they hold no legitimate authority without her. There are other figureheads in Broski Nation as well, including King Pedro Pascal (specifically Pascal in *The Mandalorian*). There is also a Vice President. The position is currently open but has previously been held by Taylor Lindsay-Carr and Trixie Mattel. It is unknown how much power these figureheads wield.

### Small Council

Brittany's Small Council is recruited through a series of tests to evaluate the candidate's usefulness and skillset. Each member has a different advisory role on the council.

#### Known members

* Orville Peck: Master of the Maps
* Drew Afualo: Knight of the Realm
* Cody Ko: Prince of Podcasts

### Laws and Decrees

Brittany holds ultimate lawmaking authority in Broski Nation and occasionally makes proclamations related to new decrees for her subjects.

#### Known decrees

* Decree #62: Men must T.H.I.N.K before speaking.
* Decree #83: Mask content is permitted and highly encouraged.
* Decree #87: It is admissable to steal from company time.
* Decree #106: Story time videos may not be longer than 3 minutes.
* Decree #173: "Member" photos are hereby banned and will result in the confiscation of your cellular device. As an alternative, please send arm, waist, and/or neck vein photos.
* Any citizen of Broski Nation that does not rate *The Broski Report* five stars will be formally exiled.
* Clam chowder is banned in Broski Nation, though corn chowder is still acceptable.
* Jack Skellington adults are welcome in Broski Nation.
* Brittany Broski is the first white woman to ever host a podcast.
* Broski Nation is always at war, because to be a woman is to fight.
* Videos by Bryce Hall, Mr Beast and David Dobrik are banned by order of the International Broski Nation Committee on Censorship.
* Only Disney gays are allowed to work in Broski Nation restaurants.
* Any and all men in Broski Nation will be bombed on sight, except Hozier.
* Matty Healy and Riley Carr are considered domestic terrorists in Broski Nation.
* Children will be bombed on sight.
* Twinks live in a designated area of Broski Nation's capital city downtown area called Twinktown.
* Pansexuals live in the kitchens of Broski Nation with the other pans. Bisexuals may roam freely.
* Brittany can rewrite Broski Nation history whenever she wants.
* The national anthem of Broski Nation is the Imperial March from *Star Wars*.
* The flag of Broski Nation is a wyvern with a grape branch in its mouth.
* Gingers are not allowed in Broski Nation.
* Afualo Nation is an official ally of Broski Nation.
* Anyone who dares cast a stone at Brittany in the public square is a mortal enemy of the state and air strikes will be imminent. People who are not down with the girls are also blacklisted and cannot cross the moat that protects the gates of Broski Nation.
* Italy is not real and is full of goofy goobers, number one on said list being the Pope.
* Project Scorch Earth, a plan to destroy all records of Broski Nation's existence should the FBI or CIA investigate Brittany's online activities, is in constant preparation.
* Robert Downey Jr. is Broski Nation's number one DILF of all time.
* There are currently no welfare programs for the horny and downtrodden, but if they did exist, Brittany would be the first to benefit from said programs and take all the resources for herself.
* Broski Nation is researching a cure for horniness.
* Straight men are on the front lines of the Broski Nation Army. Following them is legion after legion of furry warriors.
* A stimulus check may be given out if fan fiction is recommended that is to Brittany's liking, as it is considered serving the country.
* The education system in Broski Nation lacks funding, teachers and students.
* Broski Nation's mascot is either a wyvern or Penn Badgley in the beaver costume in *Easy A*.
* As of November 1, 2023, Broski Nation is in the United Nations as a municipal state.

### Finances

The official currency of Broski Nation is a doubloon made out of human fecal shillings. Supreme Leader Brittany plans to replace the roof on the debt ceiling.

### Legal System

Broski Nation operates a Supreme Court, composed of 9 women, who are selected through a March Madness-style tournament, mostly based on "who wore it best?", with whichever women slay the hardest in an outfit earning a place on the court.

### Divisions

The work of Broski Nation in supporting its citizens is divided into numerous departments.

#### Known divisions

* Broski Nation Headquarters: Brittany's home.
* Broski Nation Town Hall: the political center and main forum for discussion and debate among citizens.
* Broski Nation Healthcare: the health service, which may cover conditions including an overabundance of emotion during concerts. It famously does not provide universal healthcare.
* Broski Nation Cultural & Arts Center: where trends that are "in" and "out" are announced, such as Millennial Core.
* Broski Nation Entertainment Network (BNEN): the entertainment producers, including television shows like *Love Island: Broski Nation*.
* Broski Nation Book Club: a group which reads along with whatever Brittany's current literary obsession is. Participation is mandatory.
* Broski Nation National News and Dinner Depot: the organization that runs the restaurants in Broski Nation, which exclusively employs gay people.
* Broski Nation Organized Crime Division: Brittany's personal mafia currently in the market for something to smuggle. Current suggestions include Beanie Babies, Tamagotchis and *Star Wars* action figures from the 1970s.
* Broski Nation National Library: a soon-to-be open to the public library and archive including boyfriend ASMR audios and NSFW audios.
* International Broski Nation Committee on Censorship: a body which censors anything Brittany disagrees with, from racism to David Dobrik.

### Military

Broski Nation's military is made up of multiple branches, most notably the Army, which acts out a significant portion of the nation's military action. Broski Nation's military uniforms are fursuits, which are accompanied by several traditional military stylings, including berets, and bulletproof linings. Other installations inside the fursuits such as A/C units make the uniforms much more apt for military usage. Supreme Leader Broski stated in her first town hall meeting, "There is not a better version of tactical gear than a fursuit, dude."