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The House on 13

The House on 13 is a haunted house in Phult0n. The house’s former resident was a poor, decrepit woman who lived there alone after the mysterious disappearance of her cat. Legend has it that during the night the house will bring an antique gorilla piggy bank to life, who will in turn send his children out to steal the office supplies of whoever inhabits the house. The upstairs is said to be haunted by the spirit of a handyman who is doomed to forever make minor repairs to the closet. Any inhabitant who stays too long in the house will over time be driven to madness by the other worldly horrors. The house has a large garage on the property that was formerly filled with rustic farm tools as well as a root cellar.
The Fateful Bonfire

The Fateful Bonfire refers to a particular incident in Phult0n where members of the Asexual Book Club faced off with the P.P.D. The fallout from the incident affected several notable Phult0n residents, resulting in broken friendships, shifts in power, and rivalries being formed.

The incident started off with the Asexual Book Club including Paige, Dawson,Yeshua,Line, Noah, and Ball Fondling B meeting at the local fishing hole for steaks. After eating, the group ( minus Noah) headed back to Dawson’s for a bonfire where they planned to engage in that cherished Phult0n tradition of tipping back the bottle with good company. However before they could begin, Ball Crushing A was tipped off to Paige’s presence and fearing her son would be seduce by the country seductress, ordered him home at once. At first B seemed ready to finally rebel against his mother but after cooling down decided to again follow her commands. He promptly left, leaving his friends to contemplate what his punishment for having passed puberty would be.

In an effort to take their minds of things they resolved to have a few drinks around the fire. A few drinks turned into many and they promptly became “shit faced” after which they retired for the night in Dawson’s camper. While this was happening B had returned home and in an effort to once again gain his matron’s favor, he spilled his guts on his friends plans. Ball Crushing A saw a chance to immediately eliminate Paige as her rival as well as any other threat to her son’s sobriety. She contacted Roy Mueller to inform him of the gathering and he in turn sent the trusty, truncheon swinging trooper, Helen Buzzkill to restore law and order.

Helen arrived to find the rowdy scene of a smoldering fire and sleeping teens, who she promptly awoke and proceeded to interrogate, while waiting for her K-9 unit for backup. Fortunately for the Asexual Book Club it was at this point that other police units managed to pinpoint the location of the local killer Jim Curly. Due to the negative public opinion on the handling of the killings, Helen was called off to provide backup during the takedown of Curly in order to protect the department’s image.

In the aftermath of the incident The Asexual Book Club cut contact with B as a result of the part he played. Without friends to turn to B was completely subjugated to his mother’s control, relinquishing the small amount of freewill he had. Helen was upset by not being able to bring down the group and has started to view them as the one that got away.
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Poor Ralph

Poor Ralph is a version of Ralph from an alternate universe. He doesn’t posses prime ralph’s brain or financial success due to unknown circumstance. What is known is that the wire bending shop of his reality never took off leaving him in debt. It may be that somewhere in his ancestry the necessary ralphish genes found in most Ralph’s were compromised leaving him with diminished mental faculties. It is guessed that prime Ralph found him and brought him to our universe out of pity and then helped him find work as a fast food server.

Although not as sharp as prime Ralph, poor Ralph does seem to have a friendlier personality. He is known for making factual if not always humorous jokes to customers at his job.
The Bullet Barn

The Bullet Barn is a Phult0n gun and ammunition store as well as a second amendment sanctuary. It is known by the locals as a place to get average products at above average prices. The owner is a savvy business man having studied the sales techniques of his personal hero former U.S President Donald Trump. The comfort of his customers is always of utmost importance and he is determined not to put it in jeopardy by doing something distressing or confusing like lowering his prices.
The Goat Man

The Goat Man is a half man half beast who came straight out of the wardrobe and who lived on the outskirts of Phult0n for awhile. Like the satyrs of Greek mythology he was fond of drink and partying although unlike satyrs he kept his sexual exploits purely consensual. He was known as the beau of Paige and was her longest and most well liked partner. He cared for her enough to allow her to shear his winter fleece and endure her constant questioning on his Catholic upbringing. His masculine and animal like tendencies were generally enough to placate even her feminine, hormone induced, desire for dick. Despite this he was unwilling to allow her to return the favor and switch himself to a receptive role. Sensing his asshole was in danger, he fled back to his home as fast as his cloven feet could carry him.
Golden Bagpipe Legendarium

The mythology surrounding the famed Golden Bagpipes buried in Phult0n is incredibly rich, and has always been significant in the undercurrent of western thought, particularly in esoteric fields.

## Masonic Origins

The true origin of the Bagpipe myth is difficult to place; what is known, is that the object has been rumored to exist and referenced since the mid-1700s. From this century forward, the Bagpipes became popular in the mythos of early American Freemasonry. During this era, supernatural properties were attributed to the Bagpipes, most commonly:

* That blowing the Bagpipes would grant the player eternal life
* The Bagpipes had a Midas effect which turned anyone who touched them into gold
* The Bagpipes song was capable of enchantment and what would now be described as mind-control
* The Bagpipes could invoke the spirit of Pan

A particularly far-fetched myth proports that the Bagpipes (called 'the Golden Horns') were played by an angel as song of mourning when Jesus was transported from Golgotha to his tomb. This myth's source was a late-1700s piece of pseudepigrapha, attributed to the English occultist John Dee. The divine nature attributed to the Golden Bagpipes was likely influenced by the reputation of the Holy Grail in Arthurian legends, and or the reverence for the Holy Lance by Catholic authorities in earlier centuries. While the Bagpipes quickly became at home in the Masonic body of myths, some members were less than pleased with their incorporation.

Grand Master Benjamin Franklin in particular believed the object's mythology was absurd, in addition to despising the musical quality of the instrument. In a 1765 diary entry, Franklin jokingly wrote:

*"Nay, would I have suspected such a racket to pour forth from Heaven's horns, I may have thus led a more wretched life!"*

Almost a century later, Albert Pike, a 33rd degree Mason of the Scottish Rite's Southern Jurisdiction was also quoted to rag on the instrument's nature. Allegedly pondering:

*"What a strange song [that] the angel band is said to play."*

## Pirate legend

In the early 1900s, some historians identified the Bagpipes as a component of pirate legends from the Golden Age of Piracy. This is a less popular theory, and little evidence has been substantiated to support the claim that the Bagpipes were a popular motif in period tales. This stream of thought may have been influenced by the work, *Captain's Greatest Exploits*, an obscure anthology of short stories authored by Robert Louis Stevenson, of Treasure Island fame. A six page story in the collection focuses on the Scotch crew boy Jack Shorter, and his attempt to retrieve the bagpipes treasured by his family, which had been recently hidden in the New World.
2020

## Shows

* *All-New Tiny Toon Adventures* written for Cartoon Network 2.0, January 3.

## Movies

* *The All-New Tiny Toon Adventures Movie* written in transcript

## People

* Jason Marsden to become the new voice for Plucky Duck, succeeding from the late Joe Alaskey respectively.
* Jim Cummings to become the new voices for Wade Pig and Sappy Stanley, succeeding from both the late Jonathan Winters and the late Joe Alaskey respectively.
Drinkin'

Drinkin' is the consumption of alcohol and one of the few ways to have a good time in Phult0n . Beer is the most widely consumed alcoholic beverage in Phult0n, while schnapps and white lighting have also continued to see popularity. Whether it be for fun or for it's medicinal properties, the act of drinkin' by adults is almost never been condemned within the Phultinian borders.

Nearly every adult in Phult0n partakes in drinkin' except for resident skullcracker and wrist-cuffer, Helen Buzzkill. The chest puffing Sheriff Roy Mueller and Uncle Byron are even assumed to hit the keg behind closed doors as well, leaving Helen the only honest member of Phult0n's Law Enforcement.

Drinkin' by minors can have serious ramifications, especially if you do it all sneaky and quiet-like. Aside from the harm via brutal police force, over-drinkin', something Phult0n minors are quite prone to, may have consequences as well. Alcohol is a powerful drug that, if abused, may leave the drinker with food poisoning like symptoms. He may become so out of it that he denies all good worldly things like family time or cake and icecream.
Burger King Crew

The Burger King Crew is a group of Phult0n senior citizens who meet every Friday at their favorite restaurant to discuss weekly happenings. As many as a dozen individuals are a part of this collective, and with more than a thousand combined years of life experience, the group never runs out of topics to discuss. Most of the crew members are old ladies, but one old man, presumably named 'Sonny' always sits in on the chats, rarely speaking up himself. They tend to meet from 11:00 AM and leave one-by-one.
Saint

Saint is a shepherd breed dog, house pet to Dawson and his girlfriend, as well as best friend and bottom to Zeus. He was originally brought home by Lily to use as an extra source of body warmth in Dawson’s freezing upstairs. He and Zeus quickly hit it off based on their mutual love of butt fancying. It was due to these habits as well as his slender frame that earned Saint the nickname “The Young Twink”. While at first he only possessed one good eye giving him a somewhat zombie like appearance this issue cleared up after accidentally drinking a healing bottle of schnapps left in the house.
Davey Bors

Davey Bors is a former male model residing in Phult0n. Originally he was a star football player in high school and after graduation he found work as a minor European fashion model. At some point he also lived in the Middle East as part of the Peace Corp. Despite his travels he eventually ended up back in Phult0n where he briefly worked as a delivery driver at Tina’s Pizza. While there his tendency to wear his ball cap sideways caused a customer to complain that he was “Too Gheto“ and he was asked to wear his hat normally.

Despite being a well traveled man he lacked any common sense and was unable to follow simple directions. This caused him to get upset with a manager and quit, before stripping off his work shirt and leaving topless.
Bisexuality

Bisexuality is the term used to describe people who are sexually attracted to both genders. It is used to describe both people with genuine sexual and romantic feelings for both genders and people who engage in same sex activity in order to attract people of the opposite genders. The second option is especially popular among women who like engage in bouts of all estrogen, above the waist, make out sessions in order to attract even the most apathetic males.
Taytay

Taytay is a local hobo, burglar, and bath salt enthusiast. She is best known for her shoddy work resume and frequent leeching off of family members. Taytay often demonstrates a lack of ability when it comes to judgement and good decision making. This can be seen in her decision to involve herself in crimes that are more difficult than flipping burgers to avoid the grind of a 9 to 5 job, and on the occasion where she forced her siblings to drink lamb formula.

## Taytay's Odyssey

Taytay was born and raised in Phult0n , where she was once an ordinary, slacking health worker until she became disillusioned with the hard knock working life and was fired. She took to the streets soon after and attempted a life of crime as a getaway driver. When she was inevitably caught by the authorities  she managed to avoid prison by immediately dropping a dime on her fellow conspirators. Alone again and destitute she was taken in and reared back to health by a local marriage cult operating out of a church homeless shelter.

During her time with the cult, Taytay pretty well laid low, only traveling when other member's of the commune had business to tend to. During this time, her shield was the drug addled evangelist Justina, who was often sent out to speak on behalf of Taytay when she thought her words would be poorly received. Justina even acted as an intermediate between Taytay and her immediate family, despite her poor speaking ability and verbal comprehension.

In recent times, she has shacked up with a mindless, toothless, disability recipient who Taytay met through the marriage cult. After trying her hand at domestic terrorism, she returned to the work force in order to supplement the couple's income.
The Hefty Whore of Hillsdell

The Hefty Whore of Hillsdell is a bloated whale of a woman from a far off county in the north. She came to Phult0n in an

   effort to seduce a mate. she generally preys on men who are desperate and crave the attention of a woman. Men that fall under her sway become subservient to her will, even as their muscles are torn attempting to lift her large frame. The poor bastard she seduced was able to shake her control before she achieved her ultimate goal of using him to sire her child. She was considered the archenemy of Zeus who mistook her for the Michelin Man and growled menacingly.
Jim Gorillion

Jim Gorillion is a citizen of Phult0n, shepherd and well known asshat. At some point, he came to practice a new age religion that he erroneously believed to be a branch of Judaism, which he now preaches from the podium. Additionally, he presides over the 4Clovers club, a livestock centric program aimed at Phult0n youth. Jim is known to keep a number of goats himself, presumably for use in his unorthodox rituals.

With his wife as the family breadwinner, Jim's refusal to work has left his house in disrepair. It is likely to stay that way, as Jim prefers to spend his income on chainmail and other medieval decorations rather than first world essentials. When he has serious business at hand, such as mocking young 4Clover members or boiling Kosher hotdogs, Jim dons a black tactical kilt and uses the sunglasses that flip down over his normal reading glasses.
The House on 08

The House on 08 is the current residence of Dawson and Zeus as well as the inspiration for the house from Lemony Snicket’s *A Series of Unfortunate Events.* The house has been in his family for generations and is one of several spooky houses in the area. It was in this house that Dawson’s great grandmother passed away presumably from overindulgence in schnapps. The mattress she died on has been preserved as an heirloom and is now used as a place for guests to sleep. It is also suggested that the house is inhabited by the ghost of a black indentured servant and Dawson’s family house brownie/boggart.

## House Layout

* The Living Room: This is Dawson and Zeus‘s primary living quarters.
* The Back Room: The room where Dawson’s grandmother died which was originally used as a guest room before Dawson decided to turn it into an undersized billiard room.
* The Dining Room: Often described as the coziest room in the house, the dining room is often used as place to carry on inebriated conversation.
* The Kitchen/Bathroom: Both are mostly uneventful although it has been noted that the bathroom sink is very sturdy and can easily hold a woman sitting on it even and should probably be washed.
* The Upstairs Bedroom: Originally described as the creepiest room in the house due to its lack of lights, eerie quiet, and cold temperature Dawson quickly converted it into a livable bedroom when he started getting some action. Before this Yeshua had been the most frequent resident sleeping on a mattress on the ground.
* The Basement: With the improvements to the upstairs the basement has since become the creepiest room in the house and remains mostly unused with it’s only occasional occupants being raccoons and the occasional group of curious and intoxicated guests.
* The Restaurant: This is a building located on Dawson's property that was once a thriving roadside diner, before the installation of the turnpike drove its business away. The building is in serious disrepair, and Dawson has been "just about ready to tear it down" for nearly two years.
The Top Phult0n Family’s

The Top Phult0n Families are the area’s social upper crust. Much of what goes on in Phult0n is controlled or at least somewhat influenced by one or more of the prominent families in the area. Aside from owning much of the land and business in the area the some members of the Families exert influence by holding local offices in the community. Members of the Families are often given preferential treatment by other residents of the area just by the power their names carry. The Families include

* The Sawford Family - The Sawfords are a local powerhouse who climbed to power via their ownership of the local furniture factory as well as theSawford Historical Center. They’re considered pioneers in the world of locally made, low quality goods and degrading work environments.
* The Radley Family- The Radley’s are a local farm equipment empire and possible crime syndicate. Led by known womanizer, the notorious “Old Man” Pete Radley they employ a group of characters at their center of business Radley’s Combine Parts.
* The Hamnsteer Family- A big name in the Phult0n livestock game as well as the local sports scene, the Hamnsteer family is actually a confederacy of smaller families headed up by their Don, the baron of bacon, Uncle Byron.
Kusz

Kusz is a former mill man and resident of Phult0n . He was taught the art of milling by B the Mill Man and mentored other mill workers such as Dawson, Yeshua, and to a lesser extent Callen. Although he is often grumpy and generally pessimistic about life, his demeanor hides a heart of gold. A charitable act of his includes once buying a jar of gravy for a coworker on thanksgiving. His compassion does not extend to cats however as he despises them. He also has several vices such as chew and gambling, particularly Blackjack and the lottery. He seems to have particular skill at blackjack as he practices often and usually breaks even on his trips to the casino.

   Despite having retired from the mill Kusz often returns there for short periods of time. It is believed his life force is tethered to the mill and if he stays away from it for to long he will become sick and eventually die. He is very durable having had his leg crushed in a motorcycle accident and still showing up to work for the next 43 years. He also seems to have a prejudice against women and marriage often warning his younger coworkers against them. This may be an act however as he once proudly stated that he and his wife have been married for 41 years.

Kusz has become something of a John Henry-esque figure do his numerous rumored exploits. Examples of this including once defeating a coworker in a wrestling match one handed and moving several tons of feed on his knees.
Papai Noel Comunista

## **PAPAI NOEL É O SÍMBOLO COMUNISTA NA TERRA!**

* Ele distribui presente de graça, anda de vermelho, parece o Karl Marx.

* Ele tem uma produção de brinquedos centralizada e com trabalho forçado sem uso de dinheiro. É uma produção no estilo sovietico e além disso as fabricas ficam em um lugar frio no polo norte... né?

* Não liga para propriedade pessoal: entra nas casas mostrando a grande força do estado

* Ele além disso um sistema de observação e mantem uma lista de quem foi "bom ou ruim" no ano e quem foi ruim é punido

* Tem um culto de personalidade dele, tem musicas, fotos dele e tudo espalhado para o nacionalismo e para o grande líder.

## ***Testemunhas!***

Relatos de um testemunho;

*"Papai Noel chegou invadindo minha casa; do nada começou a tocar a Marcha Militar da União Soviética e ele sequestrou meu filho no berço! Amedrontado, ele diz: "Papai Noel! Você vai me dar um carrinho né?", Papai Noel então proferiu-o: "Porra nenhuma!!! Tome fome, seu imperialista desgraçado." Paralisado, nada pude fazer, e meu filho está perdido pelo mundo até hoje."*

- Relato de Citor.

## Papai Noel Comunista

### Nome do Filme

Papai Noel Comunista: Aventuras na Carélia

### Sinopse

Após ter seu filho sequestrado, Sdam Aandler viaja pra Carélia pra resgata-lo, e vive altas aventuras contra o ditador do proletariado local.

### Agência de Dublagem

ANADF - Agência Nacional Acreana de Dublagens de Filmes
Vodestoque

## ***Nascimento***

Vodestoque nasceu em Vodka District, na União das Repúblicas Liberais Vodcanas, em 6 de Março de 1870. Ele viajou a Comuna Canadense e lá teve seu filho com Indijona, na qual se chamou Leuchocharis.

## ***Viagem a Touronito***

Em Touronito, capital da Comuna Canadense, ele escreveu três livros, sendo eles *Viagem pelo Atlântico, Wingerson I* e *Campus: Uma aventura na cidade.* Eles fizeram muito sucesso porém regionalmente.
Tina’s Pizza

Tina’s Pizza is a Phult0n pizza place and serves as a favored eatery and workplace for some of Phult0n’s unusual citizens. It was started by two friends turned enemies, one who had an idea and the other a G.I. bill. The food is considered to be of high enough quality for several local residents to make it part of their weekly or even daily diets. Tina‘s has over time employed a wide variety of characters including a former male model, a convicted felon with rage issues, a man with side show freak proportioned body parts, a man with incest fantasies, and autistic twins.
Other Ralphs

Other Ralphs are alternate universe versions of Ralph who all posses varying degrees of his different Ralphish characteristics. They include;

* Poor Ralph- A less intelligent Ralph from a universe where his wire bending never took off. He was found by the prime universe Ralph and taken to the main universe where he got a job at a fast food restaurant.
* Country Star Ralph- A version of Ralph who became a country music legend after agreeing to change the lyrics of his song in order to get a record deal. In this universe John Denver is still alive as Ralph helped him fix his plane before he took off.
* Patriot Ralph- This Ralph joined NASA at an early age to help win the space race against the Soviets. Due to Ralph’s part in technological development NASA put a man on the moon in 1959 and by the time of Reagan’s presidency Mars was the 51st US state.
* Superhero Ralph- This Ralph's universe is almost identical to Prime Ralph's universe until later in life after a trip to the ghetto with May Gun. While Prime Ralph simply remarked on the poor living conditions of the Trollsherego inhabitants this Ralph decided take matters unto his own hands. Endeavoring to help the" 9 out of 10" and inspired by John Wayne films, he used his machine shop skill to create a bulletproof suit and became a shotgun toting superhero.
* Jailbird Ralph- A Ralph who accidentally caused two of his grandkids deaths. Like the prime Ralph, he decided one winter day to let them walk home on a frozen creek. Unlike in the prime universe, the ice broke and they both drowned sending Ralph to prison for manslaughter. In prison Ralph took control of a gang and used his metalworking skills and knowledge of manufacturing processes to produce high quality shivs at an impressive rate which allowed Ralph,s gang to take control of the prison. He then staged a jailbreak and as he had gotten a taste for the criminal lifestyle decided to start a business with that universe's Jerry running a speakeasy serving beer and soft pretzels.

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Yeshua

Yeshua is a former mill worker and honorary old bastard.

    He is known to turn heads due to his unique dress which is said to make him resemble a 40 year old 8th grader. This stand out aspect of Yeshua may explain why he was once a target of the infamous ankle groper known as Uncle Byron.

Yeshua's arch enemy is said to be change itself thus the two are constantly in combat. To cope with this, Yeshua takes on and drops several acute substance abuse issues, including but not limited to drinking none medicinal alcohol, playing the lottery and using the devil's smoke stick.

As a frie

   nd of Dawson , Yeshua is often in contact with him, his home, and the dog Zeus. Yeshua and Zeus have over time developed a rivalry over Dawson's good chair. Yeshua's time as a mill man came to a close shortly after the rough '20th, and he now works as a tractor seat maker. He's since developed an appreciation for the music of Millie and Todd.
Universidade de Chisdechisdeologia Internacional da Lagoinha

A Universidade de Chisdechisdeologia Internacional da Lagoinha ou Циїvёґsїdadїцм vои Cнїsdёcнїšdёоlоgюsк Їитёґиacюиalё dцш Lagоїинa (no idioma Leucho-Chari), foi fundada por Pancheri Chocharis; um grande e renomado pensador, além de, político de **Velha-guarda** do Partido Comunista Acriano. A universidade foi dedicada ao estudo da Chisdechisdeologia que formou diversos dos gênios contemporâneos que conhecemos atualmente, tais como; Sapo Cuguru, Pietr Söutter e Leuchocharis.

Apesar de sua sede ser em Lagoinha, possuí centros de pesquisa em diversos locais como nos Estados Unidos Comunistas e em Nova Mongólia.

## Popularização da Faculdade e do estudo da Chisdechisdeologia

A universidade se popularizou graças aos diversos grandes pensadores que nela se formaram, como o já citado, Sapo Cuguru, devido a isso a universidade se tornou uma das maiores do ocidente e o estudo da Chisdechisdeologia se espalhou pelos quatro cantos do mundo.

Outro feito mundialmente conhecido da renomada instituição de ensino; seus alunos em 1745.5 conseguiram diagnosticar o Astro PQ2509, mais conhecido como Lua PQ, os estudantes são venerados até hoje como alguns dos mais sábios exemplos astronômicos.
Ball Fondling B

B was a well known hippie, redneck, guitarist, Texan, occasional wigger and Republican pundit in Phult0n up until early 2018. He was fond of good home cooking provided he could get it at a good price. In his final famous hour, his balls were taken from him along with the two B's in his name; he now goes by the neutered name: "All Fondling (blank)".

Much of B's time in Phult0n was spent evangelizing about the power of God, elaborating on the pitfalls of welfare, and trying to "tame wild women". It was his association with a particular Country succubus that worried his mother. In response she put him in a four month long time out, which ultimately broke him. After this he self imposed his exile from all of his old friend circles and lived in obscurity for more than a year.

## Return

After going on a spiritual journey and having a revelation at the western wall of Jerusalem, B decided to make a return to

   social media. Much of his content still seems to focus on Americana imagery and Presidential bootlicking. Paradoxically he also believes in various government conspiracies such as fluoride poisoning, vaccine poisoning, and a flat earth coverup.
Zeus

Zeus is a Rottweiler-ish dog and house pet of Dawson. He was originally rescued from a ghetto before he could be sold as a junkyard guard dog. At first Dawson intended to pimp Zeus out as a stud dog in a get rich quick scheme. He changed his mind however and had Zeus castrated much to the disappointment of Londan who had developed a habit of fondling Zeus‘s sack. He now spends his days living in Dawson’s haunted house trying to alert his master to the the specters roaming about. He had a longstanding rivalry with Yeshua, as both laid claim to Dawson's good chair, which came to an end when Dawson purged some of the more haunted items in his living room.

### Breed quality

Zeus is a well built animal, especially for a mutt. Deputy sheriff and resident dog thief, Uncle Byron, found that Zeus was "worth researchin' but hardly worth breedin'".
Kwalimir zwany Bezustym

Kwalimir Medyński herbu Trzaska, zwany Bezustym. Drugi w kolejności syn Chwalimiry, podobnie jak starszy brat (Boleczaj zwany Niemym), wyglądałby zapewne całkiem przystojnie, gdyby nie chusta, która zawsze zasłania jego usta (w odróżnieniu od starszego brata mówi jednak całkiem normalnie) oraz dziwne bezpalczaste żelazne rękawice na jego dłoniach. Kwalimir z jakiegoś powodu został wysłany przez matkę na nauki u mnichów Rugewitowych, gdzie nauczył się walczyć bez użycia broni. Patrząc z zewnątrz Kwalimir wydaje się być osobistym obrońcą matki i reszty rodzeństwa. Z zachowania chłodny i spokojny, a do tego jak na Rugewitę przystało bardzo honorowy w pojedynkach.
Tom

Tom is a resident of Phult0n, and Taytay's current partner. Tom came from humble roots, but life's cruel turns eventually landed him in a homeless shelter; more specifically, the shelter run by the area's local marriage cult. Thomas and the bath salt bride first met when Taytay was down on her luck after a car robbery spree. Having exhausted her stay at Ralph's bed and breakfast, she and Tom, then accompanied by a meth addict named Justina, lived in a trap house subsidized by the church, before Taytay and Tom began squatting in a one bedroom storage locker.

Around this time, Tom was incredibly verbal for a toothless man. His lively presence along with his recurring disability check for a brief time made him and Taytay seem like trailer park royalty. Things started to go south after Taytay called in a bomb threat to her place of employment. The stress of his mounting responsibility for his partner, along with the sudden decision to go off of his meds saw Tom heading down a dark road. Tom's psychosis granted him the power to see angels and demons, made him believe his family and friends were hiding Jews in their homes, and led him to the conclusion that Ralph "had his hands in too many pockets". One episode of this mania saw Tom face off with a trio of Uncle Byron's pigs, shouting "get out of here, you fat motherfuckers". With his delusions becoming increasingly grim, Tom was institutionalized and prescribed a healthy, daily dose of horse depressants to fare him well in the future.

These days, Tom is near catatonic, only speaking up to report particular occurrences, such as an engine unusually knocking. Whether or not his daimons will pay the world another visit is yet to be seen.
The Pussy Posse

* Rebecca - A scrappy catholic girl, rageaholic, and living farmer‘s daughter caricature.
* Haely- An aspiring lesbian and trailer park princess who is Paige‘s go to make out buddy when trying to impress a fella.
* Kara- The tall and level headed member of the group.
* Stace- An attractive drug addict who The Goat Man once admitted he would like to see have relations with Paige.
The Phult0n Festivities

The Phult0n Festivities are a series of events held in September for the entertainment of the local community. It all started when Uncle Byron demanded that an event be held so that the citizens of Phult0n could admire his hogs. He persuaded the local government to support a week long livestock showcase. Eventually, a seedy businessman by the name of 'Poor' Jack Anderson partnered with the event to provide them with amusement rides of questionable quality.

## Notable Individuals

Denny Wise - The director of the festival board, and one of the Old Bastards. Denny created the treasured donkey postcard which was long kept in the old Phult0n mill.

The Root Beer Float Salesman - A vendor who makes an appearance at the festival every year. The float salesman caters a number of other similar events throughout the year, but the Phult0n festival is definitely his biggest money maker. He is profoundly racist and dislikes dealing with black customers, who he observes to be frenzied.

Dwayne - Dwayne is the heir to the amusement park company who travels with the circus from event to event. Dwayne is only a child but often works rides and stands as a carny. His mobile lifestyle has kept him from making many friends throughout his life, and he generally has a down demeanor.
Super WHY!

Samantha Freeman Alpert

The Let's Go Show

**Super Why**is an American-Canadian interactive children's CGI computer animated show developed by Angela Santomero Co-creator Dr. Alice Wilder and Samantha Freeman Alpert. The series is produced by New York City-based Out of the Blue Enterprises and Toronto-based DHX Media through its Decode Entertainment division. The show premiered on September 3, 2007 on most PBS member stations and went on hiatus in October 2012 for 2 years and 10 months.

## Show Link

Main character Whyatt and the Super Why! title character crew, called the “Super Readers,” travel around Storybrook Village solving problems using – you guessed it – books. The Super Readers draw important parallels between classic fairy-tales like Jack and the Beanstalk and more relatable real-life problems kids might face at a young age. Whyatt also reaches out for help from the viewer, or “Super You,” throughout each episode, whether the crew is solving word problems or completing a spelling challenge.
Pigout

The Pigout is an annual Phult0n banquet and outdoor hootenanny hosted by Jerry and attended by his followers. The main staple is the roasted hog and live hillbilly music. Blues music is also played at the event on occasion. Entrance to the party is easy; only requiring you to bring a dish to pass, lawnchairs to sit, and an instrument to pick.

The party is famed for being a place where all attendees can take it easy - A place where you can drink til' you slump over and not feel shame in neglecting your children near bodies of water. In the event's earlier years, an entire field of fireworks would be shot off as the highlight of the gathering. Cocaine use was also more prevalent in the party's 70s and 80s incarnations.
The League of Extraordinarily Wealthy Gentlemen

A group of loosely affiliated rich individuals and families in the Phult0n area. Although not an actual group many of them are familiar with each other and may interact on occasion. The group includes

* Ralph: A local genius, former farmer, and wire tycoon. He’s known for his generous Christmas presents and is often the target of local moochers.
* B the Mill Man: A feed salesman and land baron who is generally known as an all around nice guy.
* Pete Radley: A tractor part salesman who’s wealth is large enough that he must reportedly give away and spend large sums in order to avoid paying high taxes. He was wealthy enough to consecutively date three out of four sisters from a Phult0n family.
* The Bram family: A family of dairy ranchers whose son once had a fling with Paige.
* Jimbo: A businessman and electrician who is the heir to Ralph’s bender empire. Jim is known for his big spending habits including buying new campers only to immediately upgrade to newer and larger ones and throwing lavish home remodeling parties. He manages to maintain his wealth by shrewd business deals such as moving product for pennies on the dollar.
Ghosts

Ghosts are the spirits of the deceased known to haunt some parts of Phult0n. Little is known about such forces, apart from the fact that they can't be seen for they have no body.

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### Known ghost encounters:

* Dawson and Zeus are frequently in the presence of the ghosts roaming their house
* Ralph was said to have won a golden fiddle after getting into a contest with an Indian spirit
* May Gun is very familiar with spooks
* A specter plaguing Kira  was enough to drive her out of Phult0n
* Jerry's Injun Hill is rumored to be built over a haunted burial mound. The properties hauntings may also blamed on the witch known to live nearby.
* The Gray Truck is a malicious spirit notorious for targeting civilians  on the Phult0n roadways.
Camp Hola

Camp Hola is the name of a collection of private lodgings owned by a wealthy Phult0n crop farmer. The space is also sometimes referred to as "the migrant village" and or "the concentration camps". Some dwellings are known to have a TV signal but whether or not they have running water is up for question.

The camp is solely populated by the more unfortunate of the Meh-hae-khans; a minority race in Phult0n that, unlike the gang-bangers , is well regarded for its good work ethic and commendable cooking.

It is not known when the camp was built, nor is the master often seen. He is known to own a wolf-dog however which may or may not serve as primary camp guard.
Saintsville

Saintsville is an unincorporated community in the north east of Phult0n. It is a sleepy area due mainly to its small population but when outsiders stop by things may heat up, such as when the famous acoustic music group Hand Who played outside the local butcher shop.

## Founding

After receiving a payout for protection and security given to a noteworthy machining company in the area, Antonio Licemolli, the don of a the Licemolli crime family, decided to found a pizza-box making factory to front his criminal operations. After his son took up with the daughter of an unrelated pizza shop owner, the homes built around the box factory attracted every paisan for miles around. Soon a Catholic church was erected, as well as a meat market.

## The Saintsville Secret Police

This is an enigmatic faction that remains almost completely unlearned about to those living outside of Saintsville. The force is marked by their plain red cars, orange beacons and obscured license plates. They likely deal with problems beyond what the local law can manage to address in the community and may be connected to the mob itself.
Londan's Mother

Londan's mother is a well-meaning soul who lives in Phult0n , where she's always resided throughout and beyond Londan's upbringing. Despite her best efforts at raising a stable, strong young boy, she could not save Londan from his degenerate habits. She is blind to this fact however as Londan puts on a good face in order to appeal to her.

It isn't known for sure whether or not the mother has given Lodan the ultimate privilege of suckling from her adult teat yet, but between his laundry folding and 3rd world witnessing, he must be well on his way towards mamma's milkies.

Like many other parents in Phult0n, Londan's mother is strongly opposed to Drinkin'. She often warns her son and other Phult0n youth against the consequences of taking to flask. Despite all of this, her fixing for schnapps must be quenched every now and then. She is very watchful of her bottle and could notice a slight difference in it's amount on sight.

Londan's mother takes a firm stance against dating fat women as well, for they're likely to accuse young men of rape or risk their lives in drug dealings go bad. This would explain why she is supportive of Londan's taste in half starved Honduran ladyboys and safe authentic South American cocaine.
Marriage Cult

The marriage cult is a get-hitched-quick scheme headed by a particular church attended by those in and around Phult0n. Notable members of cult include Taytay, her man, and the walking corpse Justina. The church sponsors a homeless shelter and it is common for the shelterees to be shacked up together and to be assigned roles as church officials. Beyond this, couples are sometimes provided with individual housing subsidized by the church. Although alcohol and drug use is supposed to be prohibited, few moochers ever mind this rule.

Police have never intervened or really looked into the strange goings-on of the marriage cult for some unknown reason. It may be because the church could blackmail members of the force, or because the church has actually purchased their own competing police force. Regardless, the marriage cult has cemented itself as an entity deserving of being blown off the face of the earth.
Radley’s Combine Parts

Radley’s is a business located in Phult0n. It serves as a middleman of sorts supplying parts for farm equipment to various customers. The owner is known to split his time between Radley’s, the local golf course and making lewd comments to his female workers. The work itself is particularly dull, although the business employs a few unusual characters including a man nicknamed Woah Woah after his catchphrase who vaguely resembles the titular character from Rain Man, a polish man who loves Millie and Todd and despises minorities, the laziest farmer in the world, and a shockingly attractive woman with a pasta obsession who for some reason decided to get a job shredding office papers.
The Golden Bagpipes of the Injun Hill

The golden bag pipes are an important element of the Jerry mythos. It is an artifact allegedly buried on the Indian Ridge which Jerry owns. Though nobody has ever seen the relic, its existence isn't explicitly denied. Many theories exist as to the backstory of bagpipes, such as the following:

* They were buried by the ancestors of a prominent Phult0n family
* They don't exist and the story is all horseshit
* They were buried within the 20th century by a drunkard and former owner of the Indian Ridge
* A pair of bagpipes was buried by they weren't golden and are long broken down
Scam's Equine Outlet

Scam's Equine Outlet is an all-you-can-cheat retailer of horse supplies located in Station. Scam's keeps its doors open by marking up fans, nails, and waterers, which are purchased and imported for pennies on the dollar. While a cast of average Joe's man the company's welding shop and warehouses, the Scam workforce is rounded out by a dishonest sales team, who are inclined to lie as often to their coworkers as they are to the customers they upsell, and by the business's newest branch Scam Studios. Scam Studios produces audio/visual content for an invisible internet audience, but sees real utility as a reminder that money can't buy good taste.

Scam's is home to a few interesting artificacts, including a lone pondstone ironically located on a property which has never had a pond, and the arcane horse bracelet - a regal item recently added to the private collection of a local treasure hunter.
May Gun

May Gun is a small time sex trafficker, self described "phyco" and moocher who has lived in and out of Phult0n for some time. Despite stemming from Ralph's line, it would seem that his resilient Ralphish genes and deep desire to perform some kind of work did not pass on to May Gun. May Gun often closer resembles a neurotic house cat than a functioning adult and as a result she is often found in the company of characters she doesn't have any clue how to deal with. She is a **big** proponent of get-slim-quick plans and the "Heroine Diet" in particular.

May dipped out of the public light for a while when she decided to head down to Kentucky to be with her partner at the time: Bubba “Spook Stomper” Lee Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. After discovering that Bubba had lynched a black man and upon realizing that she had been spirited away to a rural cabin 15 miles from any town, May Gun decided that it may be in her best interest to escape. She walked back to Phult0n soon after; miraculous never losing any weight in the process.

## Post Kentucky

After her return, she briefly held a job as a short tempered short order cook which she lost after hurling a plate at a customer. She briefly dated a geriatric biker, who was a friend of Jerry's, who she later broke up since he "couldn't swing it like the darks". After her motorcycle adventures she settled down in an inner city apartment complex which appears to be built over an old sewage treatment plant. This however didn’t suit her so she moved to Arizona. Shockingly the south west turned out to be a hot and inhospitable place so she returned to a new home in Trollsherego.
The Heck Sisters

The Heck Sisters, Tara and Lin, are two attractive young women and former neighbors of Dawson. Dawson has long nursed a crush on both sisters, particularly the older sister Tara. Unlike the women he has dated in the past they are both friendly, respectful, and moralistic which seems to only increase Dawson’s lust. The girls however prefer to put their efforts towards their equestrian activities as opposed to looking for a man.
Line

Line is a local musician and member of Hand Who. He earns a living working at The Old Mill, filming Millie and Todd’s polka jamboree, and doing yard work for Ralph. He is talented with stringed instruments after being tutored by Jerry himself being able to master them in a short time.

He has very strong often unusual political beliefs on US foreign policy and domestic racial issues. He has strange sexual interests as well as he shows little interest in living people preferring erotic cartoons although recently he commented on the good looks of a local patty flipper.
Reverend Bryce

Reverend Bryce is a local Phult0n holy man and regular upstanding citizen. Bryce held many occupations before this. Most notably he took the role of a tombstone salesman and it is suspected that he also at one point owned a fried chicken restaurant and or served as a big top ringmaster. Famed for his rambling apologetics, Bryce hit it big after serving up a sermon in which he attested that White Castle slider buns are not greasy, but are indeed moist from the steaming process they undergo. The sermon caught the attention of both White Castle and a local paper, and Bryce has since been inducted into the White Castle Hall of Fame. Ralph was once a regular attendee of Bryce's Sunday sermons but allegedly stopped attending due to his belief that White Castle sliders are in fact greasy.

### Catchphrases

Bryce is also well known for his eccentric verbal prowess. He has numerous personal catchphrases he regularly dispenses per sermon such as the following:

* "Ye Haw"
* "Hotdog"
* "MMmmMMMM"

* "A little somethin somethin".
Bryan’s restaurant

A small town eatery that provides cheap homestyle food primarily to the elderly residents of phult0n. Despite the fact that the diner is in a state of disrepair it manages to attract a steady stream of customers who flock to the restaurant for some old fashion cooking despite its low quality food and health code violations. Their method of cooking chicken is particularly bizarre as they leave the pieces of raw chicken suspended in a strange almost clear fluid that sits in an open container under a counter on a hot summer day. The food is prepared by an old woman who appears to be in the early stages of paralysis and must keep her nicotine addiction in check.