Scary Stories to Tell Your Cloud

"**Scary Stories to Tell Your Cloud**" is the first segment of the 14th episode in Season 1 of *Middlemost Post*.

## Synopsis

On Halloween, the Middlemost Post crew tell each other scary stories to get through a blackout on the ship.

## Plot

It is Halloween night at the Middlemost Post (which is decorated for the occasion), and the crew are carving pumpkins (though Parker paints his pumpkin with rainbow colors until Angus shows him how to carve it correctly). Angus asks to see Russell's pumpkin, and Russell shows his carved as Parker and Angus treating her as a queen, which makes Angus shocked. Suddenly, the electricity goes out in the ship, and Angus tells not to panic, and explains his plan when these type of things occur: *Wait it out,* and sits down, and Parker then tells step 2: *They tell scary stories*. Angus denies it, and Parker lightens up a pumpkin and Parker makes fun of Angus that he is scared. Angus denies it, and says that he thought that they 2 weren't ready to hear the *scariest story of all time*. Parker accepts the challenge, and Angus starts to tell his scary story:

### Angus' Story: "The Cursed Best Friend"

The story starts with an old Middlemost Post, with an old Parker look-alike named Shmarker. Angus explains that Shmarker, was best friend with a Burt look-alike: Shmurt. He explains that the 2 loved to Hi-5 each other everyday. One fine day, an epic high-five went bad, that made Shmurt's hand fly away and eaten by many creatures, causing the duo to find a new hand for Shmurt, where they find a strong hand crawling out of a grave, and Shmarker decides to use it.

He then explains that at first life went to being normal, sort of. But, Shmurt is seen doing lots of bad stuff with in-story Russell and Shmarker with his hand. However, Shmarker's other best friend, Shmangus (an idealized version of Angus), noticed a little off about Shmurt. He later argued with Shmarker about the problem, but he denies it. Soon, Shmurt started to catch the duo, and Shmarker noticed it, and Shmurt finally catches Shmarker, and real-life Parker asks real-life Angus what happened next, and Angus explains that Shmurt turned everyone to cardboard, making Parker and Russell scared. Suddenly, Parker decides to tell his story:

### Parker's Story: "The Middlemost Goat"

Well everyone knows that a goat can eat anything; but the Middlemost Goat ate one thing: *PEOPLE!* You'd never how evil it is by the looks of it; which was a cute and adorable goat. The MMG ate Mayor Peeve, who bought groceries with Ryan. The goat continued eating soooo many people, like; it was crazy. There was only one hero who could stop the goat from snacking on people; who was a brave samurai version of Parker, Carter K. Cloud: CKC for short, by the ghost hunter's trusted, though bumbling, assistant: Angus. Angus went against it, and demanded Parker to change his name. So Parker changed it to "Dingus". CKC climbed up a very scary and cold mountain with his sidekick (who pooped out pretty quickly) D, looking for the Middlemost Goat; where he finally find him in the mountain cave; so the brave, brave 'CKC' snuck into the cave; where he find something very surprising; shocking Angus; it was: MATH. Angus gets shocked for a moment, but then he calms down, confused, and told Parker it wasn't that bad. Parker continued; really, REALLY hard math. So, Carter befriended the MMG, and paid for his college; graduated; and then became the first astronaut with only 4 legs and a horn; and Carter K. Cloud by the way, got the noble prize for saving the citizens. Angus complains about Parker's story about it not being scary; but Parker states the story not finished. He continues; Sure- the Middlemost Goat stopped eating people, but it started eating one thing: *Mail*. It makes Angus extremely shocked; and states no more scary stories, but Lily appears in the shadows and begins to tell *her* story.

## Characters

* Parker J. Cloud/Shmarker/Carter K. Cloud (CKC)/Alien Parker
* Angus Shackleton/Shmangus/Dingus/"Alien Angus"
* Russell (disguise/pumpkin carving/story)/International Space Walrus
* Burt/Shmurt
* A Bird (story only)
* A Pelican (debut; story only)
* A Pterosaur (debut; story only)
* A Crow (debut; story only)
* A Zombie (story only)
* An Acorn (zombie; story only)
* The Middlemost Goat (debut; also in a story)
* Mayor Peeve (story only)
* Ryan (story only; no lines)
* Rob (story only)
* Crowd (story only)
* College Students (all story only; no lines)
	+ Brad
	+ An ORIncidental
	+ Tina
* A Blue Humanoid (debut; story only)
* A Purple Humanoid (debut; story only)
* A BLIncidental (story only; no lines/hands only)
* Lily/Captain Lipley
* Lipley's Crew (all story only)
	+ Darold Short
	+ BLIncidental #9
	+ A GRIncidental
* Baby Alien Parkers (debut for all; story only)

## References

1. ↑ https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1-SjcQ8kz94KB0pNbRJs3-le8f-mh6HIgYjb\_8JnkhqU
2. ↑ https://showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-friday-10-22-2021-top-150-cable-originals-network-finals.html