Arsestonia

Arsestonia! is a country in the world of BOX.

## History

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### The Arsestonian Revolution Period

1746-1845

Failed attempt at overthrowing the monarchy and founding a confederacy, quickly fell apart due to lacking any form of an army beyond basic militias. Follow-up to the 1746 failed revolution that lasted for around 40 years through the use of guerilla warfare but eventually ended with the death of Fehler and the 1779 and 83 revolutions. Mostly just riots in the capital and surrounding regions by the lower class that managed to force the king out for three months before... they were brutally crushed. Same as the last one but this time the riots lasted 7 months and actually formed something of a functioning government for a bit. Failed attempt to overthrow the king which lead to the military instead taking control of the country and putting a puppet king in power. First actually truly successful revolution, ended with the overthrow of the military dictatorship, restoration of the previous king and the signing of a constitution. Coup by the oligarchs and military which replaced the old constitution with a new far less democratic one and put the king under house arrest. Not really a revolution, just the oligarchs and military falling out and the oligarchs winning by convincing the lower classes to fight for them (with false promises and lies), forming a new oligarchic government with a even less democratic constitution and the abolishment of the kingdom. Revolution lead by the lower classes which ended in the overthrow of the oligarchy, short-term restoration of the monarchy, drafting of a new more democratic constitution and implementing of multiple new reforms. The monarchy would eventually be abolished in 1845 once the transition to a republican government structure was complete.

## Cities

### North

#### North City

##### Info

North City is the largest city in the North Region, with 48,769 people.

#### Nausea

##### Info

Nausea is the capital of Arsestonia. It has 12,482 people.

#### Water Conservation Tips City

##### Info

Water Conservation Tips City, officially known as The Local Apartment Toxic Region-sub Capital City of Water Conservation Tips City of the North Region, is the local capital of the region-sub of Apartment Toxic. It has a population of 23,125.

#### 86%

##### Info

86% is a city in the North Region and the capital and largest city of the Resketine Iexocema Region-sub. It has a population of 86 people and maintained this population since 1986.

##### History

86% was established in 1886 by a group of 100 people known as The 86ers. They constantly had a rivalry with the next town over, Creative, which had a population of just 45 people from the Creative Name clan. At times in which the Creative Names and 86ers would engage in battle, the 86ers would occasionally lose people. When this happened, they’d immediately steal one from another town or city. In the case of one event during the Great Clash of 1892, Alina Bigpack of Nausea turned against the 86ers. She killed 16 86ers before running off. The clan was then at 83 people, and desperately tried to take in 17 more. From then on, as babies were born, one was ~~murdered~~ let off. As one died, one was taken in. They remained in their numbers until 1986, when fourteen 86ers were let off. Since then, the population has remained at 86. The estimated upcoming population in 2086 is 73.96 people. There was only one moment in time where the 86ers broke their code of conduct. In 2004, they stole a resident who happened to be one of the few Furizians in Arsestonia. Upon hearing his Furizian English dialect, the 86ers let him off and took a resident from somewhere else. The clan of 86ers is deeply terrified of Furizians. In 86% City Law, it’s stated that all residents must prepare for “The Coming of the Furizians”, a purge-like event expected on the town by Furizian groups.

#### Nosemantown

##### Info

Nosemantown is the local capital of the Furizia region-sub, and it’s known as the center of the Furizian English dialect.

##### History

Nosemantown was established in 1634 by seven native Furizians (Furrehzians) in an official meeting. The official city motto, “Sign teh owdah”, was believed to come from this meeting.

#### The Current State of this Wiki

##### Info

The Current State of this Wiki is a city in the Furizia region-sub, established by a small clan known as the Spams. Much like 86% and Creative, only people part of the clan can live within the settlement. It currently holds 102 people.

### Boris’s Designated Region of Birds

Controversial breakaway region endorsed by the government. Has an intense rivalry with the Republic of Yard Birds. Both areas don’t recognize each other and have been at war.

#### Boris’s City of Hell and Flames (It’s Boris Time (Boris)) Boris Boris Boris Boriscity

##### Info

Boris’s City of Hell and Flames (It’s Boris Time (Boris)) Boris Boris Boris Boriscity, also known as Boris’s City of Hell and Flames, and Boris Boris Boris Boriscity, is the capital of Boris’s Designated Region of Birds. It has 26 permanent residents. 1,826 people live “seasonally”. The majority of these people live in the town during April-September, sometimes during the holidays. The city is owned by Boris Goodman, along with the entire region. He lives in a large house he drew outside city borders, which includes a park where he privately feeds birds. Only permanent residents are allowed to access the park and he threatened to shoot Jake Issac, leader of the Republic of Yard Birds, on site if he ever trespassed within the park.

##### History

The city was originally named Yarentown when it was established in 1974. The original owners immediately got tired of it and tried to sell it. Boris Goodman bought out the town after establishing the region in 1982.

### Republic of Yard Birds

Controversial breakaway region also endorsed by the government. Boris’s Designated Region of Birds has an intense rivalry with this republic.

#### Yagoban

Yagoban is the capital of the Republic of Yard Birds. It has 42 permanent residents, and 486 people live seasonally. It is named the “Bird Statue Capital of Arsestonia”. The city, along with the entire republic, is owned by Jake Issac, who lives in a large house he drew out of city borders that includes a park of bird statues within the property. The park is mainly accessed through invites and Jake has a blacklist, which includes Boris Goodman, the leader of Boris’s Designated Region of Birds.

### Central

#### Damn

##### Info

Damn, known formally as Damn!, or the City of Damn!, is the capital of the Central Region and the Damn! Region-sub. The city of Damn has only one known separate relation, which is an “extreme hatred” for the Republic of Shitterton.

#### Hole

##### History

###### The Great Fuck of 1863

The Great Fuck of 1863 occurred in Hole on December 2nd, 1863, according to some reports. Some reports say it occurred on December 1st, 1863. Some reports say it occurred on December 4th, 1863. Some say November 30th, 1863. Others even say all these dates but in 1862 somehow, November 31st, 1863 which never happened, and speaking of never happening, a multitude of reports say The Great Fuck of 1863 never happened in 1863 or 1862 or ever at all. Nobody knows what happened in The Great Fuck of 1863 but what came after it, which was practically the entire city of Hole being destroyed in an instant.

### Critical Hit Metro Area

#### Neck Pain

##### List of Neighborhoods

* Republic of México Point
* Skullish Head
* Westside Heights
* Hey Guys
* Wanna See
* The Wonders of Static Electricity
* Inside Joke
* Conserving Water
* 7 October 2005
* Plants Neighborhood
* Downtown
* Uptown
* Central Point
* Eagle Point
* White City
* Medford Heights
* Jackson Heights
* Main Street / Rodenby
* Main Street / Cuscus
* Oregon Street
* Old Fu’n Tin Street
* Haoma
* 30 November 1992
* Visual Editor
* Nesqual Eniscolo Nastynast Drinaoma

###### Special Divisions

* The Republic of Yard Birds Special Designated Exclave of the City of Neck Pain - Exclave owned by the Republic of Yard Birds surrounded by the city, known as the “residential headquarters” and “emergency capital”.
* Nausea Exclave - The Wonders of Static Electricity and Downtown neighborhoods share an exclave of Neck Pain surrounded by the capital, Nausea.
* Neck Pain External Shitterton Territory - The disputed Republic of Shitterton in the Basanoland protectorate claims that there is a small exclave owned by Neck Pain within the republic. The city denies this. This claim has about 1,244 living inside it.

##### Flags

1536-1567, 1616-16241567-15741574-15761576-16001600-16041604-1605, 16161605-1616, 1624-16311631-16371637-16501650-18451845-18481848-19781978-19991999-present

### East

#### West City

##### Info

West City is the easternmost settlement on Arsestonia.

#### Whoqq

##### Info

Whoqq (pronounced similarly to “fuck”) is a town in the East Region. It’s labeled as the main center for the Whakokka ethnic group, which comes from the southern regions of Cumanabed.

## Protectorates

### Matisanland & Korgel

#### Info

**Matisanland & Korgel**, officially known as **The Arsestonian Protectorate Republic of Matisanland, Korgel, and East Korgel**, is a protectorate of Arsestonia, currently partially claimed by Pistas, Cumanabed, Ballnasia, Crecrecremamnator, and Arsestonia itself. Only Pistas and Arsestonia border this protectorate.

#### History

##### Pre-Arsestonia (1400-1839)

In 1400, after trading with several other countries and engaging in other forms of communication, the Kingdom of Gohaun was established.

Kingdom of Gohaun ~1400-1873

##### Arsestonian Control (1840-1949)

Protectorate of Matisanland 1840-1905

Kingdom of Gohaun ~1400-1873

Republic of Korgel 1873-1882 1898-1899

Protectorate of Korgel 1882-1898

Republic of West Korgel and East Korgel 1899-1906

Protectorate of Avaman 1889-1890

Protectorate of East Korgel 1890-1897

Republic of East Korgel 1897-1899

Protectorate of Matisanland and Korgel 1905-Present

### Basanoland

#### Info

Basanoland is a protectorate of Arsestonia, currently partially claimed by Ballnasia, Crecrecremamnator, Mastaba, and Arsestonia itself.

#### History

##### Kingdom of [SHIT] (1432-1856)

I think?

where did I go wrong? I lost a friend, somewhere along in the bitterness, and I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life.

#### Republic of Shitterton

##### Info

The Republic of Shitterton is a breakaway region of Basanoland, claiming Papas Manas (Mastaba name), or Mijeswal (Basanoland name), along with other settlements and a general large landmass.

##### History

The Republic of Shitterton was established in 1992 by Adam Crosenby from West City.

##### Relations

* Among the 15 city claims Shitterton designated, Water Conservation Tips City and The Suburbs are the only cities to accept them.
* Water Conservation Tips City is the only individual city to recognize the republic.
* The collective Furizia Region-sub is the only region-sub to recognize the republic.
* The Central Region, apart from the city of Damn, recognizes the republic.
* The City of Damn notes an “extreme hatred” for the republic and has even threatened war.
* The government of Arsestonia recognizes all 15 city claims, but not the republic itself.

##### Settlements

* **Capital -** Shitterton (BSL: Mijeswal | MST: Papas Manas)
* Neck Pain External Shitterton Territory (BSL/MST: Coma)
* Geraigeraigeraigerai (BSL: Gilojezex | MST: Mastaland)
* Cooscooscooscoos (BSL: Koskekosk | MST: Canama)
* Stripperville (BSL: Bachkiste | MST: Liko)
* REAL TOWN (BSL: Rejalejeza | MST: Matamata)
* The City of What Lives (BSL: Baselyjvo | MST: Ilebacoc)

## Culture

### Advancements in Music

#### Musical Modes

##### History

Arsestonian Ginbag Bemble was a scale invented by Nordings Hilery Bemble in 1345. Not long after, by the early 1400s, Sir Henry Edward James Cumback added more to the scale, introducing Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Mood, a moodier version of the scale, Ginbag Bemble then being renamed to Ginbag Bemble an Reglar. In 1494, Sir Johns Johnford Johning Johnsweed II added more yet again to the scale, introducing Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg en Flyen, along with the many modes, Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg en Flyen Sektioner 2.1, 2.4, 2.8, 2.9, and 3.4. In Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg en Flyen, each note moves by half of π in cents. In Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg en Flyen Sektioner 2.1, each note moves by half of π in cents, but is subsequently cut in half in terms of the root note.

##### Arsestonian Ginbag Bemble an Reglar

Scale Structure: 1 #2 3 #4 5 b6 7

Notes: C D# E F# G Ab B

Chords: C, d#min(no5)(add11), emin, F#(no3)(add9), G(#5), Ab(#5), B

##### Arsestonian Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Mood

Scale Structure: 1 b2 3 #4 5 6 b7

Notes: C Db E F# G A Bb

Chords: C, f#m, e°, f#°, g°, am, bbmin(#5)

##### Arsestonian Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg

###### An Reglar

Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg is an exact blend between Ginbag Bemble an Reglar and Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Mood, but this makes Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg an irregular mode, relying on specific cent values to go in between notes.

Scale Structure: 1 2 3 #4 5 6(-50) 7(-50)

Notes: C D E F# G A(-50) B(-50)

###### En Flyen An Reglar

Each note moves by half of π in cents, which is rounded to 157. This is known as a deconstructed irregular mode. It doesn't loop back to the root note in one octave and cents are used instead of steps or half steps.

Sample Structure: C D(-43) Eb(+14) F(-29) Gb(+28) Ab(-15) A(+42) B(-1) Db(-44) D(+13) E(-30)…

###### En Flyen Sektioner 2.1

Each note moves by half of π in cents, which is rounded to 157, then the cents left are divided in half. 157 cents ahead of C is then divided into 79, rounded from 78.5.

Sample Structure: C Db(-21) D(-43) D(+36) Eb(+14)...

###### En Flyen Sektioner 2.4

Each note moves by half of π in cents, which is rounded to 157, then the cents left are divided by π, but not by 314 cents, by 3.14, and the amount is the approximated and rounded result.

Sample Structure: C C(+50) Db Db(+50) D D(+50)...

###### En Flyen Sektioner 2.8

Each note moves by π² in cents, which is rounded to 987, then the cents left are divided by 2.5π, but not by 785 cents, by 7.85, and the amount is the approximated and rounded result.

Sample Structure: C Db(+26) Eb(-49) E(-23) F(+3) Gb(+29) Ab(-46)...

###### En Flyen Sektioner 2.9

Each note moves by ½π² in cents, which is rounded to 246.

Sample Structure: C D(+46) E(-6) G(+48) Bb(-16) C(+30)...

###### En Flyen Sektioner 3.4

Each note moves by 3(½π²)/10 in cents, which is rounded to 148.

Sample Structure: C D(+48) Eb(-4) E(+44) Gb(-8) G(+40) A(-12)...

##### Additions to the Fregulian Modes

The Fregulian Modes were invented in 1158 by Romanustus Freguli. They took regular modes and instead of full sharp or flat changes relative to major, they went 50 cents up or down in pitch relative to major. In Arsestonia, two more variations were added to it to compliment irregular modes.

Fregulian Minor/Fregulian Aeolian - 1 2 3(-50) 4 5 6(-50) 7(-50)

Fregulian Lydian - 1 2 3 4(+50) 5 6 7

###### Lathunifregulian

Lathunifregulian takes an irregular mode and rounds the halfway value in the cents it changes by, with the exception of +1 or -1 cents. Instead of not changing as regular rounding goes, it resets to a whole, perfect pitch note.

Sample Structure for Lathunifregulian Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg en Flyen an Reglar: C D(-22) Eb(+7) F(-15) Gb(+14) Ab(-8) A(+21) B Db(-22) D(+7) E(-15)…

###### Absolathunifregulian

Absolathunifregulian takes an irregular mode and rounds the halfway value in the cents it changes by, but not just to any whole number, to 50 or 0.

Sample Structure for Lathunifregulian Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg en Flyen an Reglar: C D(-50) Eb F(-50) Gb(+50) Ab A(+50) B Db(-50) D E(-50)...

###### Relnabsolathunifregulian

Relnabsolathunifregulian takes an irregular mode and rounds the halfway value in the cents it changes by to the nearest whole note. If the cent value is 50, 50 more cents are added either way.

Sample Structure for Lathunifregulian Ginbag Bemble Neuer an Derg en Flyen an Reglar: C D Eb F Gb Ab A B Db D E…