recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Eighth Doctor

Eight being eight

**The Eighth Doctor** is the Doctor who fought in the time war. He likes building with legos and butterflies (he has a whole room for them) and his friends and you should all go listen to his audios and read his books because he is really fun seriously go do it guys.

Some fun facts about 8 is that you can say anything you want about him and people have to believe you because there is so much media with him in it and very few people have read/listened to it all.

He also demands to die naked. Valid.
Rani Why

Rani Why reacts in disgust to Doccy Who's latest nonsense.

**Rani Why** is possibly the most important character in all of Doccy Who. She is very cool, and loves dinosaurs and saying "gay rights!", her famous catchphrase.

In one timeline she famously dressed up in a penguin costume to fool Doccy Who into thinking she was in fact his most beloved companion, Frobisher.
Ant time

Sort of like anti-time, but... antier? You may be killed by a swarm of ant-time beings if you enter it.

Chad lives there. All hail Chad. Not the Cryptid Dimension, more like an alternate version of the real universe we live in, which is being slowly corrupted by Chad Books. Check out Chad lore for more.

Keeps on getting crashed by Ace McShane and the Cryptid Dimension dwellers.
Jericho

*"You won't find a more peaceful town full of simple folk easy for us to make some money."* - Emmet

Jericho is a farming town located in the state of Weirdale and is a neighbouring settlement to Cruxton, it is noted to be the second best economic settlement in the state behind the city of Bandera.

## Description

Jericho is a farming town that harbours many small businesses that provide travellers with food, hunting gear and other survival things for people to get, the bustling town mainly consisted of farmers and working girls and the town's main funds came from the local ranches and farms with many people hoping to settle down and start up their own farms. Alongside farms the town also harbours a church for people to get married or for other services, it also has a saloon and bank for people to socialise and deposit their funds.
Colin Baker

Colin on trial. He was convicted.

**Colin Baker** is at least three seperate Time Lords in a trenchcoat (more of an *extremely* fashionable outfit)

He has crocs and does porn, also says aroace rights and could disguise himself as a pride flag. In 1986 he was put on trial and was proven innocent, for now...

In July 2019 he was put on trial again and his attempts to prove himself innocent ended with him and Nicola Bryant sharing a cell. Unfortunately, they may miss the release of Series 23 on Blu-Ray.

He discovered Peter Davison was an alien in 2013.

Not to be confused with the very different Cologne Faker

Stole Maro's discord because Maro pretended to be him.
What the fuck, Chibbers

**What the fuck, Chibbers** was a common saying on 21st century earth.

### Meaning

Historians today are having a hard time trying to find out the meaning of this saying.

It is clear to them, that it has negative connotations towards the historical figure called "Chibbers", though they are not able to decypher what the reason could be, since all of his work was destroyed in the Great Purge of 2069.
Bella, Mother of PillowTom

(TW: Homestuck Mention, light NSFW mentions)

Bella, a more recent active user, is a Timelady who was loomed during the early season of fall to the Cerulean House of Trichoptera. She is best known to have spouts of utter maddness and to spam the cursed channels and attempt to send cursed content to the general channels. Mother of a sentient sequin pillow of Tom Baker's face. Recently divorced Pillow!Tom's mother.

### Aliases

The Cursed Bella (not the other one), Pillow!Tom's Mom,

## Dramatic Backstory

Bella was loomed in the Cerulean House of Trichoptera where she spent her early years of her life touching plants and studying the benthic macro-invertebrates that roam the Gallifreyan savannas and forest. The other timelords saw this and nerfed her with ADHD and Anxiety. After years of inhaling ethanol fumes and being in nature doing hippy dippy liberal shit, Bella finally went mad and ran off with a white Honda Civic rigged to a warp matrix engine.

## Pillow!Tom's Birth

Bella, once she had her freedom, decided to go to a real school that wasn't run by a bunch of stuffy people. In school she met a person who does not want anything to do with this dumb ass server and its wiki and they were roommates for two years. They were very close friends to the point that they watched Homestuck lesbian porn together as buddies. Bella became aware and gained deep understanding of inter-fandom relations. For Christmas of 2019, Bella's roommate found a cursed image of Tom Baker and partook in passionate looming with Bella to form a sequin pillow who in turn became their son.

Sadly, due to COVID-19 Bella had to move back to her regular housing and took Pillow!Tom home with her when he was around 4 months old. Their housing relationship did not last as this person had some Gamzee stan as a long term boyfriend or whatever and ended not moving back on campus. Bella was distraught be remains close friend with Pillow!Tom's mother to give him a good life.

## The Loss Jail Riots & Borusa's Onlyfans

Bella was one of the main bad actors in the Loss Jail riots and ghost writer of the hit single "WAB" by Cardi Borusa. Bella also wrote the "Borusa's Onlyfans" fic and has a Deca Grocery Store AU in the works despite not knowing anything about EU. She gets kicks from thinking of Borusa as a rich Republican Senator's (lmao thats Goth) husband who leads the local bridge club and knows all the dirt on all of the Talbot's ladies.

She also has an alterego in the works who has a tiktok @limeamoeba. Not much is known about this character but she seems to be a real stuck up bitch and gives Prydonian makeup tutorials.

*Written by Professor Lambda*
The Master/Companion roleswap au

Not to be mistaken for the The Smaro Roleswap AU or that other roleswap au between the Doctor and the Master, this one is where **the Master** is actually a companion, whether through stolen bodies, fob watches, meeting that person beforehand, or just regenerating with their face, no explanation provided.
The City of San Frederico

## Education & Higher Learning

### Public Education & K-12

Unfortunately, due to some unsubstantiated rumors regarding "Political Extremism" in the city, the Mayor and his cabinet have decided that it is in the public's interest to shut down public schools for the time being. But let it to be known that San Frederico Public Schools have been ranked some of the highest in the state\*!

### Higher Learning in San Frederico

The Mayor's Office has chosen to not force any institutions of higher learning to temporarily close during these "turbulent times". The San Frederico Board of Education believes that university and higher learning in general is a necessity in the modern age and that the future is defined by today's students! The War in Vietnam and the greater war on Communism will only be won if our young men and women train their greatest weapon: The Human Mind!

### Places of Higher Learning

* San Frederico State University
* University of San Frederico
* University of California. Bentley

## Religion in San Frederico

* The Freeman Family
* The Healers of Croxozen
* Nirvana's Embrace

## Dispelling the Rumors Around Political Violence and Extremism in San Frederico

The San Frederico Board of Tourism would be remiss to not acknowledge this so called "Political Violence" happening in San Frederico. San Frederico Police Department is well aware of public fear surrounding left wing extremism in the city and surrounding areas and has deemed it a non-threat. The best and brightest of the SFPD has been working diligently to maintain public safety and faith in the our God-given Democratic way of life. In fact, to bolster the effort of San Frederico's finest, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has sent a number of agents to help root out and bring any socialist insurgents to justice.

Detectives from the San Frederico Police Department and agents from the FBI do ask San Frederico citizens and tourists to keep an eye out for any signs for radicals or insurgents. Some groups have been listed below.

### Assorted Far-Left Radicals

* The Watchtower
* Entropa Liberation Forces
* The Black Cobra Party
* The Black Emancipation Army
* The 6/16 Brigade

### Supposed Far-Right Groups

* Delta 45
* The Infantry of Christ
Jenny

Jenny's current profile picture. The one and only Mr. Choke

Ace/Chad shipper

Defender of Clara Oswald

Defender of the Twelfth Doctor

The Cryptid Dimension

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Doctor Who (the show, not the character. ̶i̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶u̶m̶b̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶a̶s̶s̶)

### Date of birth

There is no past or future. Only an endless present.

### Place of birth

Fuck you, I exist beyond the confines of space.

### Date of death

Death is an illusion, and so are pants.Aka November 21, 2015 and December 25, 2017

### Place of death

My living room, as I was vibe checked immediately after seeing Clara die and Twelve regenerate

## Physical description

### Species

CryptidAn unknown entity that sometimes takes on a corporeal form for entertainment

### Gender

ah, yes. that is a thing that exists, isn't it

### Eye color

the fiery pits of hell

**Jenny** is an unknowable being and an unidentifiable cryptid with no impulse control. She's here to make chaos, be cursed, and have a good time, while also being an extremely tired ace panro. He has no identity outside of being a massive **Doctor Who** nerd who has an unhealthy obsession with **Clara Oswald** and the **Twelfth Doctor**. They will defend Bisexual Selfcester and Monsterfucker Clara Oswald's and Asexual Hippie Rock & Roll Space Grandad Twelve's rights until the end of time. In addition to Clara and Twelve, they also relate to **Ace McShane** on a spiritual level.

They have a mental breakdown whenever **Sam** threatens Clara's life.

**Jenny** may or may not have divine powers.

Inside jokes:

* Ace/Chad
* The Titty Chaos Shipping Incident
* The Cryptid Dimension
* literally anything involving Chad
* the Barbed Wire timeline
* creator of Big Spinach
Hell

## Introduction

The first time the player goes to Hell is after their death in the Dive Bar introduction sequence. Here they are first introduced to the Devil and make a deal. After the player makes the deal, the Devil takes their soul and the player is sent Backstage to start their new life doing the Devils dirty work.

## Returning to Hell

If the player returns to Hell using the elevator before they earn 15 infamy, they will not be able to enter. The player will still see the devil through the elevator gate doing one of 5 animations. These include; playing Basketball, playing the bass, dancing to The Sin of Sloth music, playing the VR horror game 'A Chair in a Room' and sitting on the toilet.

## Finale

Once the player reaches 15 infamy, they will be sent back to Hell. Here they will confront the Devil in order to get their soul back. After the Devil fails when trying to destroy the players soul, the player will get the chance to smash up Hell before retrieving their soul.
Niles X Court

Better known as **NXC** or **Niles Xavier Court** (although the X doesn’t stand for anything in real life), he was the showrunner who:

* canonised Scongo

* gave us Chad and Brian

* first introduced **Chad** and **Brian** as Osgood‘s parents

He has had some great moments and some not-so-great moments, especially when he began insisting that his middle name was Xavier. We all know it isn’t.
Deca

The deca is the GSA of the Prydonian Academy on Gallifrey.

It consists of 10 gifted burnout students all of whom made terrible life choices.

Notable deca members include:

* Doccy Who themself
* Master What
* aroace icon Rani "dinosaur mother" Ushas
* mom friend
* snitch
* GayDHD icon Draxietal Irving
* mmm sexy evil boy
* Monk When
* best enby deserves the world you go destroy that timeline!! ((op why did you put drax twice))
* dollgirl
* rallon (got toymakered... f)

No-one knows what the deca look but that's OK cause i made this funky slideshow where we can all share our headcanons

Many people ship members of the Deca with each other. Some of these ships are valid such as:

* Thoschei
* Jeldrax
* Rallenia
* mortimus/magnus
* magnus/ushas
* ushas/koschei
* ushas/theta/koschei

Some of these ships are not valid, such as:

* Thansell

>:(((( - clem
Tiny Little Doc-let

A big concern when you're, like, this small.

The Tiny Little Doc-let is the Seventh Doctor. They're tiny. Very tiny. TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY.

Beware of them, though, cause they may be a tiny little comedical twink, but they're also terrifying and will not hesitate to destroy your planet even if it will lead to the destruction of their own planet.

Wants Chris (the companion from Damaged Goods, not Chibnall) to get them some cocaine. No, really. 'Roz, get me a car. Chris, get me some cocaine.' That's an actual fucking line.

Oh and did LSD and mushrooms in the Left Handed Hummingbird. I'm seriously not making this shit up. The 1990's were a wild time.

They're also the one who ate all the cheese. Maybe because they were high???

Can also go full Dad mode. Or full random person who heard that exposure therapy is a thing but then does it badly mode.

The cover from the pit has them with a shoulder dislocated, an arm coming out of their ribcage, legs of different above/below knee length, and their head's not attached. This is the best bit of the pit.

Played by Sylvester McCoy

WILL YOU FUCKING STAND STILL! YOU IDIOTS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO MOVE! YOU MOVED! YOU MOOOOOOOOOOOVED!!!!!!
The Loomiverse

**The Loomiverse** is the universe that Jo, the various actors from Doctor Who and the majority of the looms server reside in. Chad, Scongo and Zagreus have all tried to infiltrate it, but only **Chad** (see Chad lore for more information) has managed to sneak in under the guise of Chad Books.

Chibbers is widely believed to be **Chad's** twin brother.
Gallifreyan Founder A/B/O

Before there was Doccy Who... there was Rassilon.. and he had a bunch of sex with the Other and Omega. Ancient texts found in 2019 confirmed that Rassilon was in fact the Beta in the relationship.

This new information has thrown the scientific community into disarray. If Rassilon was the Beta, Omega the Omega, and The Other the Alpha... does this also make Mx. Doctor Who themself an Alpha as well?

related articles: Rassilon got preggy and that's why he invented looms.
Lighter

*“Fun fact: this is an old school way of lighting vapes, which used to be called cigarettes.”*

To set anything ablaze it needs to be flammable. Hold the naked flame against an object, if a smoke particle emits keep it held and eventually it will set on fire. Each object has different times needed to set it on fire. Using oil spray on an object first will set it on fire instantly.

## Challenges

### Burner

Cause $800 fire damage in one stay. Aim for the big ticket items in any hotel.

### God of Hell Fire

Cause $30,000 of fire damage. Try charity auctions or hotel 4 where there are many big ticket flammable items.

### Poof

Light something that has been oiled*.* Purchase the oil spray and apply it to a flammable item and light it.

Each challenge rewards $500 x infamy multiplier for completion. Completing all these challenges will unlock **Lighter+**.

## Upgrade: Fireworks+

*“The gold lighter will stay lit even when not in hand.”*

This upgrade can be quite practical for being time efficient during a play through. Drop the lighter whilst it's lit and set on fire an object whilst you destroy other items.
Drax

**Drax** (sometimes called **Drax How,** as in "Drax how the fuck did you manage to get into this situation.") is the only valid Time Lord and Clem's adopted child. They have ADHD, according to actual canon. (Remember how I mentioned Clem going Time Lord Victorious on canon?)

Drax is best known for being one of the only Valid Timelords.
Blackhole

*“This is beyond my comprehension, I'm more of an Intelligent Design type of guy, coming from Hell and all. (NOTE: Global Leaderboard score does NOT count if item included in Rider)"*

This is a very delicate but very powerful weapon. The contents of this globe are catastrophic for any hotel. It will open a void that sucks close by objects into it, destroying anything. Don’t get too close or you may enter the void.

## Challenges

### Cleaning House

Cause $25,000 damage with the Black Hole in one stay. Try hotel 4 interior.

### End Game

Cause $150,000 of damage with the Black Hole throughout your career.

Each challenge rewards $500 x infamy multiplier for completion. This weapon does not have an upgraded version
Ra Ra Rassilon

### Producer

Ava S. Jones

Ra Ra Rassilon is a popular song.

There lived a distinguished Time Lord long ago

he was Rassilon Lord President of Gallifrey.

Most people look at him, with terror and with fear

but to Time Lord Lords he was such an Assilon.

He could preach Gallifreyan law,

full of Omega and the Other.

But he also was the Lord President

Time Lords would desire.

Ra Ra Rassilon Gallifreyan Assilon.

The Time Lord that really was gone.

Ra Ra Ra Rassilon Gallifrey's Lord Presidon.

It was such a shame how he carried on.

He was Lord President, and never mind the Doc,

but Assilon, his rule was really quite subpar

In all of Gallifreyan law he was such an Assilon

but he was Rassilon to Omega and the Other.

To Time Lords he was such an Assilon

cause he was such an Assilon.

Omega said Rassilon's Lord President

but he was such an ass.

Ra Ra Rassilon Gallifreyan Assilon.

The Time Lord that really was gone.

Ra Ra Ra Rassilon Gallifreys Lord Presidon.

It was such a shame how he carried on.

No, no,

But when his drinking and lusting and

his hunger for power

became known to more and more people

the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.

Gallifrey rises!

For Gallifrey,

for victory,

for the end of time itself.

I am Rassilon. The redeemer!

Rassilon the resurrected!

Assilon just gotta go, said the Time Lords

but Assilon said he was 'Rassilon, please'

Cause Rassilon was such an Assilon

cause he was Rassilon said Omega and the Other.

Then one day some distinguished Time Lords

set a trap cause he was such an ass.

Come to Gallifrey they demanded.

He was on Gallifrey.

Ra Ra Rassilon Gallifreyan Assilon.

It was such a shame how he carried on

Ra Ra Rassilon Gallifreys Lord Presidon.

They killed Rassilon he regenerated.

Ra Ra Rassilon Gallifreyan Assilon.

They wanted his regenerations.

Ra Ra Rassilon Gallifreys Lord Presidon.

The Master killed him he regenerated.

Oh those Time Lords.
Ian Shittertin

### Affiliation

Doccy Who, Barbed Wire, Susan Foreman, Vicki (not that one the other one) Finding Gallifrey First.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Yes, two.

**Ian Chinatown** (often also referred to as **Sharon**) was a companion to the first **Doctor**.

A human being, **Chesterfield** expected to find a teenager he stalked locked up in a police box by her grandparent. **Chiggerton** got abducted by an alien (the grandparent) for this, and then had to stop them from killing a caveman with a rock.

**Twisterville**'s name is used on the discord server as **Ava's discord nickname**.
Dodo

**Dodo** is sadly not a bird, but the next best thing: a lesbian icon who enjoys singing, dressing up, musical episodes, and having a different accent every episode. Comes from London and is therefore valid. I don't make the rules.

Possibly wears an intersex flag on occasion, which is very valid of her.
Spiked Bat

*“Lil' wrecker, he used to be a rapper but I turned him into a baseball bat. He was one mean 12-year-old.”*

A very reliable melee weapon with high power, durability. Great for destroying those hard to reach items. Will easily find a nice spot in an end game rider.

## Challenges

### Out the park!

Cause $35,000 damage with the Spiked Baseball Bat throughout your career.

### Batting practice

*Hit all the bottles shooting out of the vending machine in Takeshita Hotel.* Breaking the glass pipe attached to the vending machine will cause any order items to launch across the room. Break one with the baseball bat to complete this challenge.

### Change the channel

*Smash up a TV or monitor in each World Tour location.* Hotel 1 TV is on the corner shelf. Hotel 2 TV is in between the balcony doors. Hotel 3 has monitors in the bowling alley. Hotel 4 has a TV next to the vinyl player

Each challenge rewards $500 x infamy multiplier for completion. Completing all these challenges will unlock the **Baseball Bat+**.

## Upgrade: Spiked Bat+

*“Increased damage and bubblegum paint job.”*

New metallic paint job with a higher damage multiplier and durability threshold.
List of Canon ships

Even though Doccy Who has been on the air for more than 50 years, there have been very few canon relationships in the series, all of which are listed below:

1. Rassilon/Omega/The Other
2. Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax/Drax
3. Thansell

That's it. those are the only canon ships confirmed by The BBC (baba babi ckazala)

Related articles: Most popular ships in the fandom
Monty Python

Monty Python (known colloquially as 'The Pythons') were a British comedy troupe formed in 1969 that remained active until 2014. The main members were Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, John Cleese, Terry Jones, and Terry Gilliam, with regular collaborators including actress Carol Cleveland and musician Neil Innes.

They are remembered for their films *Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian*, and *The Meaning of Life*, and their 4 season-long television series, *Monty Python's Flying Circus*.

## Connection to the Looms server

One scene in particular from *The Holy Grail*, specifically the "knights who say 'ni'," remains popular with many Looms users, going so far as to have an entire dedicated channel for it.

## Connection to Doctor Who

Doctor Who has been referenced by Monty Python on several occasions, including the "Retardis" segment from their 2014 reunion shows. John Cleese also cameoed as an art critic in the Doctor Who episode *City of Death*.

Also I swear to god it's canon that Adric watched the show and would always reference it. I'm not making this up. It's in one of the Short Trips.
Dream

Dream is a Minecraft Youtuber. He is NOT NORMAL, which is why he takes normal pills. Also, he is William Shatner, Lord English, Doc Scratch, and Grandfather Paradox.

## Dream

### Aliases

William Shatner, Grandfather Paradox, Lord English, Doc Scratch

### Affiliation

Gallifreyan CIA, The Felt, Faction Paradox, Star Trek

## Physical description

### Species

Time Lord, Human, Cherub, Whatever Doc Scratch has going on.

### Eye color

emerald

Dream face reveal #1Dream face reveal #2Dream from HomestuckNormal PillsDream being told that he is NOT normal.
Sylveste McCoy

Sylveste McCoy in his natural habitat

### Affiliation

The Hobbit. Nothing else. Who would want to be affliated with something that's not a movie?

## Physical description

### Eye color

Are... Eyes?

'Hey what's the difference between **this guy** and the dude he's playing in the Ken Campbell Show?'

'I dunno, one has a surname?'

-conversation between the people doing the credits for the Ken Campbell show
The BBC

**The BBC** is a conspiracy set up by Doccy Who to convince humans that they are not real and merely the convoluted imaginations of various writers. Unfortunately, this joke got out of control and now holds serious power on both Earth and what’s left of Gallifrey, forcing people to pay their TV licenses, else they get killed

Various attempts have been made to stop **the BBC** and all have failed. Romano Doctor don't even think about it and Sam Master are both known to have a history with this conspiracy.
Faction Paradox

SMTH fake fans haven't even read the books that have nothing to do with the main TV show and don't even include the main character

### Publisher

Faction Paradox

Faction Paradox is a ripoff of Factkin Paradoxx, a book, comic, and audio series centering around a cult called Factkin Paradoxx that likes to start kin drama on the Houseland (the Factkin's name for Gallifrey).

Faction Paradox is a book, comic, and audio series centering around a cult callled Faction Paradox; an interspecies, time travelling, paradox worshipping, voodoo blood cult started by some guy called Grandfather Paradox.

They were first introduced in the EDAs' War In Heaven arc, which was about a war between the Time Lords/Great Houses and the Enemy. The Faction was just kinda there.
Cerulean

CERULEANS **DON'T** FUCK PLANTS. We just think that they are neat! Look at this plant!

anyways plants are great. without them you would all get scurvy because there would be now fruits. We like to actually appreciate nature and learn about things to better the whole of Gallifrey. We also don't smell like burnt plastic and antidepressant and smell of sweet chamomile and notes of lemon. We also adore cyanobacteria, fungi, ferns, and other photosynthesizing organisms. Ceruleans also like to do things like make friendship bracelets, PLAY OUTSIDE, give our loomlings emotional support and look nice in blue!

That's what our nutrition tablets are for. And yes, Ceruleans **DO** fuck plants. Don't subscribe to their propaganda. I hear they're planning another revolution any day now.

.
Looms (bot)

**The Looms Discord Bot** was created by Jo. It is a helpful tool if you wish to know about Looms, loom a Time Lord, or kill Rassilon (among other things). When it's working.

It hates you if you shout at it.

The Bot is located on both Jo's Windows and Ubuntu desktop and is titled "bot.js".

## Trivia

The **Loom Bot** is infamous for rarely being online. This is partially because Jo is a lazy idiot who constantly forgets to turn it on, but also because

1. her Windows loves Bluescreening her every 5h
2. she constantly changes operating systems for no reason.
Lethbridge-Stewart Alcohol Cupboard

This is an infinite store of alcohol. It is never enough according to Gordon.

It also contains various rants on whatever bullshit Doccy Who or Master What have attempted to do this time. Kate Lethbridge-Stewart is mad that her father didn’t tell her about it earlier, and is also traumatised for life since it contains CyberBrig’s Cyberporn.
Crispy!Master

The **Crispy!Master** (aka ***Crispy*** or ***Rice Crispy Lad***) was a version of the Master when he was all out of regenerations so he had to look filthy as shit for a few hundred years until he stole the body of lesbian icon Nyssa's dad.

## General Information

The **Crispy** Master is known to be extremely cursed and not shutting up about working at McDonalds, where he does terrible things to the food to make it crispy.

He is also a very public figure in Vore discourse.
SAI

Cuando hablamos de un "SAI" nos referimos a un sistema de alimentación ininterrumpida que trata de un dispositivo eléctrico que posee una batería a través de la cual proporciona energía a un equipo en caso de interrupción eléctrica. Si se produciera un corte eléctrico en el edificio el SAI podría respaldar los servidores poniéndose en marcha y proporcionando energía durante un tiempo hasta poder reestablecer el suminstro de electricidad principal.
Chad

Do you want to know? No. Ace's chaos titty is the only one who knows the secrets of the mysterious Chad.

Chad is the Anti-Scongo and he lurks in Ant time. He has Archivist's face. Whether or not this is consensual is unknown. Has a turbulent relationship with Ace McShane. Keeps on trying to crash the Whoniverse, our universe and the Cryptid Dimension.

Chad is known for possessing anyone who shares selfies online, especially those who share them in the elusive Pisscorp server known only as "sex."

Chad is a top.

### Credits

**Chad** is the creator of the Publisher Chad Books, a company that, among other books, has published the iconic Cheese Novel Longbooby.

### Chad’s sick rhymes

Chad sits inside your head,

Chad lives among the dead,

Chad sees you in your bed,

And clones you when you're sleeping

Chad waiting at the end of days,

Chad incessantly lies all other ways,

Chad comes when not-ant-time's a maze,

And all of the looms server’s braincell is weeping

Chad taking time apart,

Chad fears the hero hearts,

Chad seeks the final part,

The reward that he is reaping

Chad sings to YMCA when all is lost,

Chad takes all those that he's crossed,

Chad wins and all it cost,

The hero's console he's keeping

Chad seeks the hero's new haircut,

Chad needs the clothing to rip,

Chad sucks sanity at a drip,

And clones aside, he's sweeping.

Chad waits at the end of the ‘verse,

For Chad is the end of the ‘verse.

Chad sets the skies ablaze.

And then plays video games.

Ryan is my secret name,

But Sam is the one to blame,

Everyone is the Time Lords' shame,

The beast that I've been keeping.

His ‘verse is the end of sanity,

And his moment our undoing.

1. ↑ More information on Chad lore
The Colin Baker incident of 2020

The tweet that started it.

**The Colin Baker incident of 2020** is when maro pretended to be Colin Baker after inviting him to Looms. Shortly after this an account called sawboneshex showed up on Discord. Loomers were realistically expecting it to be someone who's not Colin Baker, but optimistically excited at the prospect of Colin Baker being on the server. Five minutes later Maro unmasked.
Elliot

Not to be confused with Elliot 2. Elliot is known for singlehandedly getting Big Finish to make Corsair audios (well, not yet but it'll happen!!!!!!), listening to all 11 series of Gallifrey in 3 days, and being Lee and Zoey's husband. He has seen every available episode of Doctor Who (Classic + New), listened to multiple audio series, watched almost every spinoff, and has read some comics and novels. But he doesn't actually like Doctor Who. Also he is happily waiting for the day Sam kills him.

## Physical description

### Eye color

yes!

Please keep in mind that he is not Narvin, no matter what anyone might say, and it is Elliotphobic to imply otherwise.

He is part of Large Spinach Productions and is currently helping to write and voice a Scongo audio story.

You have to be nice to him or he will be sad. Yeehaw.
Tash

### Weight

How the heck should I know I haven't touched any scales since I was 15 for my own mental wellbeing

### Eye color

Hazel I guess

**Tash** *(also known as **RambleTash** or **Notorious Gaylord of Gallifrey**)* is the keeper and editor of the server cards Against Humanity pack, a burden which is slowly driving her to insanity. Goes by "***Notorious Gaylord Of Gallifrey***" on discord, because she believes Doctor Who Poops's Five Doctors YTP to be the peak of comedy, because she is incredibly immature. Was voted server showrunner for some reason despite her only thoughts being "whifferdills deserve rights" and "teehee edgy evil timeladies hot".

Stans the Doccy Who comics and believes them to be canon, despite all evidence otherwise. A filthy obnoxious theatre gay. Literally will not shut up about musical theatre, whifferdills, or Mel Bush, ever. Known GayDHD icon, and mod of the tumblr blog "yourfaveisgaydhd", when she remembers it exists and stops fannying around doing literally anything else.

On the 24th of April 2020 Tash was assigned dumbass by Jackbox.
Doccy Who

### Relatives

Possibly a human mother, definitely?? a Time Lord father Fuck you movie, WTF Chibbers?

## Physical description

### Species

gallifreyan??? or maybe half-human. also from another dimension or something idk wtf chibbers

### Eye color

Not enough

**Doccy Who** was an idiot who never used their braincell, despite having two brains. They die from falling when they can literally fly.

For individual doctors check out the doctor's loom body second doctor third doctor fourth doctor fifth doctor sixie Tiny Little Doc-let eighth doctor war doctor ninth doctor tenth doctor eleventh doctor twelfth doctor she
El Marenostrum

Cuando hablamos del Marenostrum hablamos del supercomputador más potente de España, el quinto más rápido de Europa y el 25º del mundo según la lista TOP500 en noviembre de 2018. En 2004 alcanzo su puesto más alto siendo el el top 4, cuando aún no estaba terminada la construcción.

Esta localizado en en el Barcelona Supercomputing Center - Centro Nacional de Supercomputación (BSC-CNS) y tiene una potencia de 11.1 Petaflops.

Tiene un sistema de refrigeración líquida para cada rack y una serie de aires acondicionados que mantienen una temperatura estable para la conservación del conjunto.

La primera versión del Marenostrum fue presentada en el año 2004. Fabricado en Madrid e instalado en una jaula de cristal dentro de una capilla en el campus norte de la Universidad politecnica de Cataluña, Marenostrum I fué el primer gran supercomputador en España.

En 2011 se implantó una segunda versión, constituida por 44 racks de los cuales 31 dedicados a capacidad de cálculo.

La memoria del superordenador cuenta con 20TiB de memoria principal y 390 Terabytes de almacenamiento en red y otros 90 Terabytes de almacenamiento local.

En 2012 fué actualizado, cambiaron los nodos IBM POWER y la red Myrinet por nodos IBM iDataPlex dx360 M4 con procesadores cada uno (6.112 procesadores) con 95,5 TB de memoria RAM principal y 2 PB de almacenamiento. Cada procesador tiene 8 nucleos, en total contariamos con 48896 núcleos.

Marenostrum 4 cuenta conn dos partes diferenciadas:

Un bloque de propósito general y uno de tecnologías emergentes.

El bloque de propósito general tiene 48 racks con 3.456 nodos. Cada nodo cuenta con dos chips Intel Xeon Platinum, con 24 nucleos cada uno, lo que hace un total de 165.888 núcleos y una memoria centrak de 390 Terabytes.

El bloque de tecnologías emergentes está formado por clústeres de tres tecnologías diferentes que se irán incorporando y actualizando a medida que estén disponible.

El marenostrum 5 está previsto su funcionamiento para el 31 de diciembre de 2020.
TARDISposting

Gone but not forgotten

RIP

TARDISposting was a Facebook group until Facebook closed it for... Supporting terrorists and criminals? (posting a pro-trans meme?????????)

Many Loomers were on TARDISposting. TARDISposting is now back up, but the owner is blocked from posting on Facebook.

See the tribute to TARDISposting here
Loss Jail Man

Loss (also known as: George, Lewis, Keith, Ray, Syd, Sebastian, Jamie, Hades, Pluto, Neptune, Brian, Leif, and Mothman) is the best loomer because he created o fucks bees, black hole fucking, cum nukes, the looms musical, and is the creator of looms!Jamie McCrimmon, who should be a canon character because that would be epic big finish hire me

Within days of becoming one of the first loomers, he sent a loss made of looms into the main chat and a few days later created looms!Jamie, and has been a problem ever since.

May or may not have been responsible for the shaolix incident.

Is not actually in loss jail. he escaped by eating the walls and refuses to go back.

Horny for the worst possible things, including; now dead men, machines, and possibly clocks.

Most recently, during the late 2021 Looms redub of the 1996 Doctor Who television movie, he voiced the Master, famously insisting that he is not Chang Lee's father because he would never be the father to someone who plays League of Legends, and also that the Master was addicted to cocaine.

Considered a crime against humanity.
Rassilon

The Rassilon of Rassilon wearing the Trump wig of Rassilon

The **Rassilon** of **Rassilon** is an Assilon of **Rassilon**. One of the founding fathers of **Rassilon** of the Gallifrey of **Rassilon**, he has a habit of **Rassilon** of naming the things of **Rassilon** after himself of **Rassilon**.

Would bring about the destruction of **Rassilon** of the Earth of **Rassilon**.

He's the subject of **Rassilon** the popular song of **Rassilon** Ra Ra Rassilon.

Thank you for reading the article of **Rassilon**. Don't forget to end the thing of **Rassilon** that you've named your species of **Rassilon** after.

Famous quotes of **Rassilon** include: “I am homophobic of **Rassilon**!”

"I will end the time of **Rassilon**! What do you mean that's a bad idea of **Rassilon**? Yes, I know I'm a Time Lord of **Rassilon**. What? What? No! I don't want to be just a lord of **Rassilon**!"

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Cryptid Dimension

The dimension that the The Smaro Roleswap AU, Ryan, Sam Master, Maro and Jenny all reside in. Keeps on nearly falling apart due to the existence of the Whoniverse, Ant time, and of course Chad.

Whenever Ace McShane tries to fix it, it inevitably breaks again. Check out Chad lore for more information.
Robert Holmes

Bobbert in the writing room

Robert Holmes is proof that capitalists know fuck all about capitalism. Capitalists don't understand communism and how changing the script so the average person is having their money taken from them and having to work till they die is different to a rich guy having to actually do a bit of work to get even more money. He failed so badly Lunammoon almost felt bad for him.

Hehehe Robert Holmes you fucker

"Hey Bob, are you POSITVE that this Sunmakers serial script you gave me is anti communist and pro capitalism? Bobbert do you want to proofread this?"
The Smaro Roleswap AU

**The Smaro Roleswap AU** is an incident that happened a while ago and is still occasionally brought up. It exists within the Cryptid Dimension.

It began when **Maro** sent a cursed prompt in **#cursed-without-rp** and reported that they didn’t remember typing said cursed prompt and that they were evidently possessed.

**Sam**, a highly cursed individual, actually accepted the prompt and thanked **Maro** for it. Then **Maro** pointed out that it wasn’t their prompt since they were possessed, to which **Sam** responded: “by who”

So the two went back and forth wondering who had possessed **Maro**, suggestions ranging from **Eldrad** or **Zagreus** to the **Goosnake** to **Ryan** or even **Sam**. Then **Sam** finally admitted that she had been the one to possess **Maro**.

After this was resolved, **Sam** changed her nickname to ‘hail jodie’, which was **Maro’s** nickname at the time, and said “i’m gonna impersonate maro”. Then she changed her profile picture to **Maro’s**.

So **Maro** changed their profile picture to **Sam’s**, their nickname to ‘notsam jetsam’ and then to ‘absolutely not **sam**’.

**Sam**, impersonating **Maro**, asked if they were cursed and **Maro** said (as **Sam**) ‘very’, then (the real) **Sam** asked (the real) **Maro** to prove it.

**Maro** sent a short snippet of a fic that they found in which **Yaz** walks in on **the Doctor** and **Sarah Jane** snogging on a couch in the library. The ending sentence was **the Doctor** saying, “Oh. Uh, hi Yaz! Wanna join in?”

The roleswap ended in another server (**dw ship ramblings**) when **Sam** requested her name role in **Maro’s** colour and **Maro** refused, making a pun that was deleted but somehow resulted in **Sam** changing her profile picture to **Dhawan!Master** and her nickname to ‘hOe no’.

As mentioned before, it is still brought up on occasion.
Ava

Ava's icon, made by her QPP

### Eye color

Well the bit in the middle is black, then the bit on the outside is white, and the bit between them is hazel/grey or some shit. (Central heterochromia, maybe? IDK)

**Ava**, or ***Ian Shittertin*** is a loyal member of the Looms Discord Server, Youtuber and occasional Beefucker. They are an Arcalian, was present for the role purge, and would like to know what the fuck, Chibbers.

They were never on TARDISposting, but did make a tribute to it once it was closed down. They will also spend way too long on any parodies you come up with. Such as Ra Ra Rassilon.

In 2020 they were locked out of their twitter account for being overly enthusiastic with retweeting people in the hashtag #WeAreNotConfused, which is used by trans/enby autistic people to show that we exist and are not confused about our genders.
Master What

**Master What** is one of the spouses and main love interest of Doccy Who in the long running BBC show Doccy Who. Beefucker, former cheetah, current furry and should be dead, or maybe in jail.

## Master What

### Aliases

Koschei dickedown, Eth Matser, Professor YMCA

## Physical description

### Gender

Many; most commonly uses deceased (pronouns not/dead you idiot)
Luna (Lunammoon)

Lunammoon aka Luna aka Lunammoon#9098 aka [redacted] is a tired American college student who joined looms in late April of 2020. She fell in love in the server after being allowed to post a shitty homestuck meme without instant removal.

Luna commonly engages in activates such as FANFICTION WRITING, DRAWING, and SHITPOSTING. In depth conversations and stands by idea the Timeless Child storyline is valid on the grounds that it's got some incredibly funny implications.

**Notable actions include**

* The coining of the name Looms Speedrun
* Voiced A Computer in a currently unfinished and discontinued Large Spinach Productions
Seguridad física y lógica

Como el CPD contiene los servidores, aplicaciones y datos más críticos de la compañia, es importante asegurar físicamente el entorno. Protegeremos el equipo de robos o vandalismo incluso daños accidentales que pueden suceder.

La manera de proteger los equipos del CPD es controlar quién puede acceder a ellos mediante sistemas de seguridad en las puertas de acceso a las salas, como controles de acceso. Las cámaras de vigilancia serán necesarias para controlar quién entra y sale de las salas. También es importante establecer unas políticas de acceso para que solo el personal autorizado sea el que pueda acceder al CPD.
Paul "Sexy Voice" Mcgann

## Trans Rights Paul McWeStan

Mr. Mcgann getting ready to run over some transphobes with the down with cis bus

## Biographical information

### Date of death

after we are all gone and nothing more remains

## Physical description

### Gender

he says that he has one but I don't belive him

### Eye color

beautiful

If you are ace or attracted to women/enbies only, you are either gay for Eight's voice or straight for eights voice. Admit it.
Sam Master

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Doccy Who, Ryan. Depends on if you count the OwO marrage or that they are indeed the Master

## Physical description

### Eye color

Existent - no wtf Chibbers put down my eyeballs!

They need their own page and they're not the Master, that was a mistake. They are Mr East, first name Masert. Not Maro, defintiely not Maro. For more information see The Smaro Roleswap AU. For the appropriate reaction to this, see sammit

**Sam** is a very cursed being, and should not be trusted with writing their own wiki page. Keeps on threatening the sanity of anyone who likes their characters alive and well.

List of inside jokes:

* Smaro
* Cryptid Dimension
* Ryan, the gay nemesis
* Ace/Chad
* literally anything in The Roleplay Dimension, especially Aesthetic™, McGann!Master and **Romana**'s crime library

**Sam** is a shitty clone.

**Sam** will relentlessly torture Jenny by repeatedly reminding them about Clazzy Orvald's death. Friendly reminder here: Clara is dead!
Barbed Wire

**Barbed Wire** traveled with **Ian Chesterfield**, **Susan Foreman**, and the first **Doctor**. She was a teacher alongside **Cheeseballs** at that one school that's highly prone to extraterrestrial...uh...*incidents*.

She is probably the reason that **Clara Ostrich** is so fucked up and such an awful person. She and **Neon Shittertin** both taught **Crapola** when she was younger, and **Barbed Wire** devoted extra time with her to make sure she was well versed in how to be a complete asshole both on the road and in general.

Regularly runs people over in cars or whatever other vehicle is at hand. May or may not be **the Master**. Plays football for Assholes United.
Level

The character starts at Level 1 an can raise it by obtaining Experience. Experience is granted for nearly any action in the game: killing Zombies, crafting items, searching objects and dead zombies, chopping down trees, fulfilling Tasks.

Leveling up grants one Skill point which can be redeemed at any time later in the game.

The requirements for the next level increase exponentially. Therefore leveling up might feel quite fast at the start (several levels per full Energy), but will slow down soon to a crawl. The formula for required Experience to level up from a level is as follows (rounded to the nearest integer):

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The formula for total amount of Experience required to reach a specific level is roughly (slight deviations are in order due to rounding):

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Sample values for level up to 50:
Lee

Mother

Lee is the server mother, described by **Ryan** as "the only sane person round here". She is the most frequent holder of the braincell.

On Saturday mornings (AEST), she hosts Jackbox streams for the server, and has thus come to be known as the Jackboxer.

Lee is autistic and will make sure you know it.

She is a hardworking mod, and is glad for the prohibition on asking for new roles from the Supreme Mod, **Jo**.

She loves to project herself onto fictional characters and make up stories in her head that she never writes down.

Lee sometimes calls herself Leela as a joke because she's a lot like Leela from the Classic series of Doctor Who.

Possibly known as Cologne Faker or a criminal who got sent to Australia. Not all Aussies are convicts, but all loomers are.

Lee began the "fresh meat" meme in **#intro**.
ABBA

**ABBA** are the ancient gods of the gays. They are older than time itself but they first took human form and blessed humanity in person at the Eurovision Song Contest 1974. They have gifted our mortal ears with many songs directly from the gods, but these songs are for gay ears only. Heterosexuals cannot be trusted with the divine sound of ABBA.

It is possible that it was the great gods ABBA who bestowed Mel Bush's divine and mysterious powers upon her, for she is one of their truest disciples.
The Prophecy

**The Prophecy,** issued by the democracy oracle of looms, states that one day Tash and Raviv will become real actual doccy who writers. Raviv will make Jewish Osgood canon, causing them to ascend to their true Osgood form and take their place as the one true doccy who writer.

Tash will then bring justice to the fandom, restoring doccy who to a purity it has not seen since it was a show about a guy in a junkyard by canonizing anything and everything but decanonizing the chibnall masterplan.

and then you will all be sorry.
Frobisher

**Frobisher** is the very and extremely canon companion/boyfriend of the **sixth Doccy Who.**

He is a shapeshifter, and a detective, but more importantly he once ate a worm. He may or may not be everyone in the universe, as well as the universe itself.

he has had many occupations, including but not limited to: private investigator, barman, Colin Baker impersonator, and god.

All hail **Frobisher**, all hail the big talking bird... Or Scotsman who looks suspiciously like the **Twelfth Doctor** with glasses.

On at least one occasion **Frobisher** got partially vored in canon:
Brian

**Brian** is the Holy Typo God, part three in the trio of **Brongad** (Scongo, Chad and **Brian**). He is like your brain, except spelt wrong, and his mortal enemy is Roberts!Doctor, for with autocorrect in front of him, all his power is diminished. It is impossible to stop him as long as you have written language around, although he is able to hack spoken words with much concentration.

This typo will kill you.

Brian has seven willies.