Happy the Humble Heifer (Character)

## Happy the Humble heifer

**Happy the Humble Heifer** is the "manager" of the Happy's Humble Burger Farm restaurant chain and the main antagonist of the *Happy's Humble Burger Farm* series. She is originally a mascot and protagonist of The Barnyard Buds Cartoon Show, however, the animatronic of her is fused by unknown

hostile organism codenamed "**Asset Joy**". She and the rest of the possessed animatronics take over the simulation world and enslave every human in the simulation world to work at her restaurant.

## Character Description

Happy the Humble Heifer is the sweet, fearless leader of the Barnyard Buds, and the protagonist of the series. She is often accompanied by her friends, and tends to have a positive outlook on things, even when they appear to be grim. Happy's best friend Petey the Portly Pig is often trying to talk her out of her more boisterous decisions.

## Asset Joy

Happy the Humble Heifer has an alternative form, first revealed in Happy's Humble Burger Barn. When E42 accumulates too many infractions, the restaurant shuts down and goes into Asset Containment Mode. This is when **Asset Joy** appears.

### Appearance

Asset Joy appears to be similar to the original Happy mascot design, with key differences such as a slimier, more metallic appearance, her suit being dirty. In addition, her back zipper becomes a mouth and she contorts backwards, with her head upside down.

### Behavior

Asset Joy will only move when the player does not look at her. If the player is caught, they must press spacebar rapidly to escape her grip. To placate Asset Joy, the player must make a burger out of a rotten patty (Located in the Walk-In freezer). They must then throw it into her mouth. Note that bagging the burger will make it invalid to use. Upon feeding her, Asset Joy will disappear.

Two versions of Asset Joy appear in the sewers after the escape. The first version acts similar to the Asset Joy in the restaurant, capturing the player in her stomach if they're caught. The second version will merely follow the player and make the screen appear corrupted or glitched.

## Appearances

* Happy's Humble Burger Barn
* Happy's Humble Burger Farm (Beta)
* Happy's Humble Burger Farm

## Voicelines

* Now c’mon Buds! Giving up isn't in our nature!
* If we keep digging we'll surely beat the farmer and Horatio Hare back to the barn! Put your hind legs into it.
* Do you think Gary the Grumpy Goat or Dimitri Duck would have laid down their lives for us if they knew we would all chicken out right at the finish line?! Huh! No offense Charlie!
* Ever since I was a calf I wondered what was going on beyond the farm.
* It's a swell song Charlie but, well, I think it needs a little more cowbell!
* If Richie the Hound wants beef then the Barnyard Buds will give him beef!
* Petey who gives a care what those nasty bores have to say anyway! They were *udderly* abhorrent! Haha!
* Apparently the humans call us livestock. How can they call us that when they never let us truly live!
* Don't have a cow Sammy! The milk ain't worth the squeeze!
* Of course I won't give up! There's a reason the saying goes "Till the cows come home" after all!
* No use crying over spilt milk when we've lost so many buds to mother nature and father time.
* We've overcome mountain lions, packs of wolves, and the Citadel of Owl's death cult. We can't let a six-lane, double highway stop us now!

## Trivia

* Her action figure from the vending machine says: "Happy the Humble Heifer: She’s strong and brave, and never turns down a fun adventure."