Quotes of World War III

## Quotes

Translating this language is a nightmare, 'Gothik' is what happens when English and Mandarin get too friendly." Vladimir Putin, KGB Agent assigned to 'Prisoner Number 76528-F'

"By Allah, why won't these abominations die?!" Osama bin Ladin, head of the Maktab al-Khidamat

"Hi, I'm Molly Ringwald, and I am proud to be here at the USO Show! Give those totally not-cool aliens *hell* boys!" - Molly Ringwald, Actress

"In religious news, L. Ron Hubbard, science fiction novelist and founder of the controversial Church of Scientology was arrested by federal agents for tax evasion in excess of millions of dollars in undeclared assets. This is believed to be part of a general sweep of suspected criminal figures holding undeclared money that can be used in the war-effort as part of the Reagan-Weinberger Act." - Dan Rather, Reporter

"Hi, I'm Tom Cruise and I urge you to buy the all-new American War Bonds! Help support the war-effort against the alien menace for the sake of Liberty and Justice." - Tom Cruise, Actor

"God has sent His Angels, and they are us! Down with the Derge! Praise be to the Green Angels!" - Abune Yosef, Priest of the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church

The genetic purity of the humans on this lost colony world is stunning, while their epidermises have impressive color variation, there is hardly any sign of psyker potential in any of the samples I've seen." - Theofilus Folques, Missionarus Galaxia

"Where the frak are we?" - Several members of the Imperial Guard at the beginning of the campaign.

"*Aleeins*... What does that mean?" - Caspar Mednis, Black Templar Chaplain

"This *Barbra-q*... is good!" Prokula Hengel, Sister of Battle

"Until further notice all consumption of the local alcoholic-beverage known as *Vodkeya* is forbidden!" - Official order from Commissar Dion de la Cognak

"These pyramids could be a possible sign that the Thousand Sons traitor legion might have been on this world. An investigation is required." - Enorches Dejhi, Salamanders Librarian upon seeing the Nubian pyramids in Meroë, Sudan.

*"The path to damNATION is at hand! Get out your credit cards, your money, your entrails and doNATE them! Donate them to the glorious ruinous powers! Or you will be FED to daemons when you are inevitably SLAUGTHERED under the boot heels of the GLORIOUS CHAOS SPACE MARINES! Donate RIGHT NOW!!!"* - Pat Robertson, newly converted *Profit of Chaos*

"Wow! When your work of fiction becomes a nightmarish reality, maybe it's time to rethink your life." James Cameron

"I feel... *Hungry*." Jeffrey Dahmer, after viewing amateur footage of the violence of WWIII

"How is it that these aliens all have such impressive abs and gluteus?" Boy George

"Those 'Catachans', am I saying that right? Anyway, if they weren't a bunch of raving psychopaths currently killing the human race I'd say they'd be admirable." - Sylvester Stallone

"Hi, I'm O.J. Simpson, and I'm here to say that while I might be a football hero. I've got *nothing* on anyone who signs up for the army." O.J. Simpson, as part of a PSA encouraging young men and women to sign up for military service voluntarily rather than wait to be drafted.

"What's this?" Traci Lords, just before touching what turned out to be a Chaos artifact and being corrupted, eventually becoming a dangerous *Sorceress of Tzeentch.*