Sternens Lapis

**Sternens Lapis**, stylized as Sternens\_Lapis, was a little bitch.

Picture taken during the Covid-19 pandemic.

## Occupation

Sternens "Weird Weeb Woman" Lapis worked behind the scenes of the Lucy Does Gaming channel.

Sternens Lapis was:

* Editor for the Lucy Does Gaming channel
* Head of Channel Management
* Single
* Recording Supervisor
* Wiki Moderator
* Tired
* Senior Lucyverse Lore Writer
* Independent Content Creator

Sternens Lapis was most well known for portraying the character of Lucy. Though they did not voice her. They have also been credited for roles such as Lucy's Soul and Santa Lucy. It is believed they were also the one who portrayed Lucyfer, though that has not been officially confirmed. It is unknown who portrays Lucy nowadays as no replacement has ever been credited.

## Filmography

* Bumpkincraft (webseries);
	+ Producer, Film editor
	+ Lucy (*Performance*)
	+ Lucy's Soul (*Performance*)
	+ Santa Lucy (*Performance*)
	+ Impostor Lucy (*Performance*)

## Death

The only publicly known details about Sternens Lapis' death in 2022, is the rather cryptic reason of death given on 4 September 2022 in the public statement: "pp fozbe! Nokhn boob". In the public statement several images appear, seemingly randomly, before cutting to a monochrome picture of Sternens\_Lapis with their name underneath as well as the text "2020-2022. pp fozbe! Nokhn boob". The meaning of this statement is still unknown, therefore both the date and cause of death are still unknown. The public statement has since been unlisted. It is not known why.

## Quotes

Some notable Sternens Lapis quotes included:

* "\*Schytes on þæt flōre in negearuwyrde ealdenglisc\*"
* "God dropped a broom factory on my feet"
* "cartwheel crappers > sitter shitters"
* "My canon height is 1 Planck length."
* "\* farts in stereo \*"
* "Gods balls of judgement"
* "Who needs chairs? Just sit on a refrigerator."
* "I have three pairs of cat ears, but they're all attached to babies."

## Trivia

* Sternens Lapis has canonically broken all 4 Geneva Conventions.
* Sternens Lapis is wanted dead or alive by SkyNet assassins, being a SkyNet declared outlaw. Despite already being dead.
* Sternens Lapis is currently the only member of Bumpkincraft that has ever had a title consisting of three words, instead of the usual two.
* Sternens Lapis' name is sometimes written in the colour 80B1D3.
* When asked about Sternens Lapis' death on 4 September 2022, the server's collective hivemind responded: "pp fozbe! Nokhn boob".
* Despite being dead, Sternens Lapis' social media accounts are still active. It is unknown who currently manages them.

## References

omg i love references

1. ↑ That's canon now.
2. ↑  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQKV5P4Vp50rOwAlHcl8kQQ
3. ↑  https://youtu.be/FScBfLRNL\_Q (The now unlisted cryptic public statement on Sternens\_Lapis' death)
4. ↑ Referring to a superstition, especially prevalent in South-American countries, that if you sweep under or over someone's feet, they will be doomed to never marry. The only way to break this curse would be to spit on the broom. It's believed that if you move, you shouldn't bring the old broom with you or it will bring extra bad luck. There are multiple variations on this superstition.