Whitney Quotes

Here are the quotes for Whitney. This is a work in progress, so more will be added soon.

## Tools

* Axe - I dinnae mind a bit of hard labor here and there.
* Luxury Axe - It’s a step up, but I’d take a chainsaw any day over it.
* Shovel - The only shovel I know is the gravedigging one.
* Regal Shovel - I'd be well over the bay trying to do this at home.
* Pickaxe - It makes more sense than those ludicrous cactus pickaxes at home.
* Opulent Pickaxe - There's always a better pick.
* Hoe - A hoe? That’s an interesting concept.
* Luxury Hoe - I’ve heard of this one being done before.
* Watering Can - Don’t mind if I borrow this for a tick, now would ya?
	+ Filled - Bet I can make better use of this than making the ground all soggy.
* Waterfowl Can - Wouldn't make a half-bad teapot if ya asked me.
	+ Filled - Now I can make the ground really soggy. Brilliant.
* Razor - That’s rather big for a razor.
* Hammer - Rather big for a smithy hammer.
* Pitchfork - If only I had me clentaminator...
* Feather Pencil - The feather side apparently ain’t an eraser.
* Brush - It works for scrubbing the rust off me gear.
* Saddle - Ain’t there a more mechanical alternative?
* War Saddle - Okay, but what's more brilliant, riding to bash some heads or flying to bash some heads?
* Glossamer Saddle - You’re only flying on this thing if it’s up in the air.
* Saddlehorn - Um. What does this fella do again?
* Salt Lick - Wixxy’s daring me to give it a lick.
* Pocket Scale - I know of a lad who’d love this thing.
* Beefalo Bell - Oy, beefybum. Ya followin’ me now.

## Lights

* Campfire - Never did I imagine me life would be so dependent on one little fire.
	+ High - Tone it down, lads! Don’t want to be burnin’ the forest down, do we?
	+ Normal - I’m more comfee when I’m by the smokestacks.
	+ Low - Fire’s a little low at the moment.
	+ Embers - Oy! We need kindling here!
	+ Out - Ah bloody hell.
* Fire Pit - I’d prefer a chimney. Or a smokestack, more like it.
	+ High - Wooo! Really lettin’ the flames out on this one!
	+ Normal - It’s cozier than I’d imagined it to be.
	+ Low - Not much in the fuel department here.
	+ Embers - Kinding? Anybody?
	+ Out - A bit of fuel will start this lad right back up!
* Torch - I don’t trust me hands being so close to fire.
* Miner Hat - And it’s not electric? Brilliant!
* Pumpkin Lantern - Spooky? More like spoopy considering what I’ve fought back home.
* Lantern - This looks suspiciously like electricity.
* Endothermic Fire - What?!
	+ High - It’s still a fire! Tone it down!
	+ Normal - I thought blue fire was hotter.
	+ Low - A little stuffy now.
	+ Embers - Oy! We need a dash of nitre over here!
	+ Out - Dangnabit.
* Endothermic Fire Pit - About twenty times better than an air conditioner.
	+ High - Now we really have a chill going around here!
	+ Normal - Golly, this would solve so many of me engine problems.
	+ Low - Starting to warm back up.
	+ Embers - Where did we put the nitre again?
	+ Out - It’s ready to chill the place up. Just need to add a little fuel.
* Moggles - No no, I said goggles, not Mog-augh...kay...
* Mushlight - They say it ain’t electric, yet me nerves are telling me a different story.
	+ On - I normally just use kerosene lamps.
	+ Burnt - Now that I come to think of it, it was a rather cute lamp.
* Glowcap - This has got to be electric.
	+ On - Make it red so it builds up the suspense. Ya know, like a blood moon! Or, warning lights?
	+ Burnt - I guess it was a fungus after all.
* Willow’s Lighter - Well well well, somebody will be looking for this little chap.

## Survival

* Backpack - Me pockets can’t hold absolutely everything.
* Piggyback - This be a bit too heavy to lug around everywhere,
* Bird Trap - Woodie likes keeping these around for whatever reason.
* Bug Net - Never got the privilege to use one of these buggers at home.
* Fishing Rod - This be the angler's job, not mine!
* Straw Roll - For some reason, I can’t sleep on the ground like I usually do.
* Fur Roll - It’s a propper place to take the tick of a snoozie.
* Tent - This ain't no flat!
	+ Burnt - Now I just feel sorry for it.
* Trap - Always gotta outsmart them tricky little rabbits.
* Honey Poultice - Now who wastes honey on a scratch? Come on!
* Healing Salve - It burns! It burns! It freezes!
* Umbrella - Keeps the rain out of me brows, but my gadgets still suffer from it.
* Compass - What the bloody hell is this gadget?
	+ Broken - Ooo, it spins! I’m loving it!
* Bundling Wrap - This right here really is genius.
* Bundled Supplies - Now what did we put in this one?
* Insulated Pack - Another brilliant use for gears!
* Luxury Fan - Did it need to be that bloody ginormous?
* Siesta Lean-to - It’s cute, but it ain’t a long-term flat.
	+ Can’t sleep - It’s for cooling off for a tick inside, not sleeping!
	+ Monsters - I ain’t that big of a bloody plonker!
	+ Hungry - I need at least a wee bit of food before I consider taking a nap.
	+ Cave - It wouldn’t do me any good. The underworld’s all noisey.
	+ Burnt - Such a shame.
* Thermal Stone - I dinnae understand this thing in the slightest.
	+ Hot - Yowzah! That bloody thing’s hot!
	+ Warm - It’s quite warm now.
	+ Cold - Kinda chilly now.
	+ Frozen - Holy cricket, that thing’s cold!
* Pretty Parasol - It provides a lovely shade, however it ain’t that effective in the grand scheme of things.
* Telltale Heart - This seems evil to me.
* Booster Shot - So putting it right in me blood is somehow healthy?
* Waterballoon - Go on, toss one of them at me. I dare ya.
* Whirly Fan - There are so many design flaws with this, namely the materials.
	+ Broken - What did I say? Flimsy!
* Flare - I like anything that flies!
* Sea fishing Rod - I’m a steampunker, not an angler!
* Tilweed Salve - Once I rubbed leaves on myself and I got a nasty rash from it...
* Bernie - I have one of them at home.
	+ Active - Oh yeah, mine does that too! Well, it has gears.
	+ BERNIE! - I feel like Willow’s trying to one-up me at this point.
	+ Broken - Aw, poor fella. Let’s get ya fixed, shall we?
* Chef Pouch - Doesn’t that go on your head, culinarian?
* Tent Roll - Packed away for another adventure by the look of things.
* Camper’s Tent - I know I asked for a flat, but he did such a nice job I can’t turn it down.
* Seed Pack-It - So how come we can only put seeds inside this one? I could totally fit loads of stuff in it!

## Food

* Crock Pot - Come to think of it, all cooking is steam powered.
	+ Long - Maybe if I give it a nice, sharp kick it will cook faster.
	+ Short - There we are, just about ready.
	+ Done - About bloody time.
	+ Failed - Ya can’t just cook everything, can ya?
	+ Burnt - Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
* Bee Box - That looks sweet. Well, not yet at least.
	+ None - There better bee a lot more honey when I come back to you lads!
	+ Some - There you are, just a bit more.
	+ Full - Too bad I left me dispenser at home.
	+ Burnt - They bee on their merry way now.
* Ice Box - It’s a gear-powered refrigerator! Marvelous!
* Drying Rack - It’s really that simple?
	+ Drying - Doesn’t seem to be doing anything.
	+ Finished - That seems all dried out now.
	+ Rain - This bloody downpour! I can’t get a lick of anything done when it’s all wet!
	+ Burnt - Nothing but a few sticks now.
* Bucket-o-poop - Now it’s gonna really stink if I kick the bucket.
* Mushroom Plater - A lot simpler than shroom hunting.
	+ Some - They’re starting to grow.
	+ Lots - We have an adequate lot now.
	+ Stuffed - So many tryin’ ta squeeze their way in!
	+ Rotten - All the life is gone from it.
	+ Burnt - That’s the end of that log.
	+ Snow - Well, I guess it ain’t shroom season at the moment.
* Salt Box - Where’s the whirly bits in this one?
* Cookbook - Never get to reading a lot of books these days, but I’ll give this one a shot.
* Garden Rigamajig - That’s what I’m talking about.
	+ Active - YES! This farming thing is bloody brilliant!
* Composting Bin - Reminds me of the old Blend-O-Matic!
* Growth Formula Starter - This is the part about farming I dinnae like.
	+ Fermenting - How does it even help ‘em grow up?
	+ Fermented - That unsightly mess is already more rotten than Maxy.
	+ Super - Put that bloody lid back on!
* Gardeneer Hat - How can it get more complicated than putting a few seeds in the dirt?
* Portable Crock Pot - His pot be all nice and fancy.
	+ Empty - Usually that’s bubbling or something.
	+ Long - Oh come on, when you said dinner’s about to be ready I thought ya already made it!
	+ Short - Mmm...it smells absolutely brilliant!
	+ Done - That looks a lot better than anything I can cook.
* Portable Grinding Mill - Ooo, does this have gears inside?
* Portable Seasoning Station - Didn’t think ya tinkered yourself, Warly!
	+ Done - I call dibs on a taste test!

## Science

* Science Machine - It’s kinda like me motor, but not really.
	+ Burnt - That motor’s six feet under now.
* Alchemy Engine - Now that’s a handsome looking motor right there!
	+ Burnt - Motor’s burned to hell now.
* Thermal Measurer - This would fit nicely in me engine room back at the flat.
	+ Burnt - The temp went off the charts.
* Rainometer - It’s a neat little machine, however its use to me is questionable.
	+ Burnt - Rain didn’t come in time to save it.
* Lightning Rod - Electricity? Don’t be ludicrous! Nothing beats the power of steam!
	+ Charged - Okay, I think I get the point of this thing now.
* Gunpowder - Of course I’ll be responsible with it! I’ve been around gunpowder plenty of times!
* Ice Flingomatic (off) - Running on emergency power for optimal conservation.
	+ On - I prefer it running like this if I’m honest. Never mind the fuel consumption!
	+ Low - We need more fuel here!
* Electrical Doodad - The steam version of this little chap runs so much better.
* Cartographer’s Desk - Trying to map up this dimension for me is rather tricky.
	+ Burning - It’s being burned off the map!
	+ Burnt - Nothing more than a pile of ash now.
* Potter’s Wheel - I think I found meself a new hobby.
	+ Burnt - Such a sad fate for that wonderful thing.
	+ Invalid - Do you really think someone could sculpt with that?
	+ Material - Alright! What are we making today?
	+ Full - Come on, I wanna make it bigger!
	+ Sculpture - Such a beauty, ain’t it?
	+ Already known - I already got that sketch down. No need to learn it twice.
* Think Tank - Why bother with the bloody sea when there’s the sky?
	+ Burnt - Does everything burn down in the end?
* Terra Firma Tamper - Clentaminate!

## Fight

* Spear - Jabbin' them right in the eye with this stick.
* Ham Bat - Eat THIS ya great prunes!
* Boomerang - What’s this gonna do to anything? It ain’t even that sharp!
	+ Hit self - Owch! Bloody piece of...
* Blow Dart - THINK FAST! Just kidding, I like messing with you ragmuffins.
* Sleep Dart - And if Wilson starts yaping away about science, all ya need to do is breathe in...
* Fire Dart - Ahapapap! Mitts off, Willow.
* Football Helmet - What bloody moron wears a helmet in football?
* Grass Suit - I ain’t doing the hula.
* Log Suit - Will this get splinters all over me jumper?
* Marble Suit - Agh...could have made this shotty thing...lighter...
* Bee Mine - Don’t worry, I slip in a bit of grub for the poor guys to eat here and there.
* Tooth Trap - Why don’t they just stand straight up? Ain’t it more effective like that?
* Scalemale - Well, don’t I look dashing.
* Morning Star - It’s a glow stick. An electric glow stick.
* Weather Pain - Oh, this thing! I remember giving this a spin a couple of times.
* Electric Darts - I dinnae make this. I couldn’t have.
* Tail o’ Three Cats - No, I can’t use that! I’d look like a circus ringmaster if I go swinging that thing around!
* Napsack - Here, why don’t we all just take a nap and cool down for a tick? Does that sound lovely?
* Cookie Cutter Cap - Ack, it feels like it’s eating me brains out.
* Strident Trident - LET’S GET ROWDY!
* Battle Helm - I can’t accept this honor.
* Battle Spear - Yowzah. That looks like it would hurt...
* Trusty Slingshot - This be more for peevery than actual combat.

## Structures

* Birdcage - Oh hey! I remember me little birdie!
	+ Occupied - Don’t mind if I call ya Tweets, now don't ya?
	+ Sleeping - Sleep well, Tweets.
	+ Hungry - Oy! Who's been forgetting to feed Tweets?
	+ Starving - Look at her sorry state, you lot need to remember to feed Tweets!
	+ Dead - I'm so sorry, Tweets...
	+ Skeleton - Now this is downright disrespectful.
* Pig House - I could use a flat to bide in.
	+ On - Oy! Got a vacancy in there?
	+ Off - Ah bloody hell! Again?
	+ Burnt - Serves you right, porkheads.
* Rabbit Hutch - My instincts be screaming at me to find a flat.
	+ Burnt - Is a cozy little flat too much to ask for?
* Hay Wall - This is just for decor, right?
	+ Placed - Are we really putting all our trust in a hay wall?
	+ Burnt - Useless twigs to begin with.
* Wood Wall - Is this a bundle of kindling?
	+ Placed - Not very homely.
	+ Burnt - Not very...anything now.
* Stone Wall - Not the kind you lay around the garden. Well, I guess ya could...
	+ Placed - Can’t image them getting through this big old chap.
* Chest - Me luggage trunk is always an organized mess.
	+ Burnt - Willow, can't ya train the fire to not burn all our luggage?
* Sign - Oh look! Target practice!
	+ Empty - I gotta write me name on it somewhere.
	+ Burnt - Still would make a half-bad target.
* Potted Fern - May I take this home with me? Well, theoretically. If we find a way back.
* Mini Sign - Always handy to label ya things.
	+ Empty - What’s the point of labels if ya dinnae label your labels?
	+ Drawn on - Lovely drawing by the way!
* Wood Fence - What do we need to fence in?
	+ Placed - More for decor than de-fence. Heehee.
* Wood Gate - Come on, just fly over the fence!
	+ Placed - I mean, it's a nice-looking gate. Not very sturdy though.
* Scaled Chest - Now this be the ultimate special box right here.
* Directional Sign - Why indeed, it is a sign.
	+ Empty - Now where does this lead me?
	+ Burnt - Hey hey, it still be pointing at something.
* End Table - I used to make furniture for a living back home.
	+ Flowers - It does look quite cutsy with a flower or two.
	+ Light - A kerosine lamp would be more fitting in me opinion.
	+ Old light - Wixxy. Nosegoes.
	+ Wilted - Sad flowers remind me of...come on, remember...
	+ Burnt - Now this reminds me of the time I had the demolitionist over for tea...
* Friendly Scarecrow - I have a few fuzzy memories of growing up on a farm.
	+ Burning - NO! Not again! dinnae leave me!
	+ Burnt - What was I...crying about?
* Moon Rock Wall - This should hold out them nasties.
	+ Placed - Such a beautiful wall...ain’t it?
* Scaled Furnace - May I please make a boiler out of this one? How many bloody times do I have to ask you lot?
* Wardrobe - I could try a new look, if I fancied it.
	+ Burning - Bloody hell, not this too!
	+ Burnt - Welp, that's how that cookie crumbles.
* Potted Succulent - Please tell me you lot ain't gonna kill it. It's just a bloody succulent.
* Craftsmerm House - You made me a fl...oh come on. Occupied.
	+ Burnt - It looks a lot sadder like this.
* DIY Royalty Kit - Um, whatchu got going there?
	+ Burnt - Want help putting it back together?
* Royal Tapestry - The princess of me homeworld would sit on that, just to be nice though.
	+ Burnt - Aw, she worked so hard on that rug...
* Merm Flort-ifications - I'd stay a few hairs and some air away from that place.
	+ Kingless - It be a treefort, just like I built for me...now who was it for?
	+ Burnt - Why was I searching the wreckage a few moments ago?
* Sisturn - Memento mori...
	+ Some - I think I know this same sorry feeling.
	+ Full - Have I lost someone too? Have I just forgotten about them?
* Tackle Receptacle - I just like cranking it, if I be honest.
* Fish Scale-O-Matic - Do I smell COMPETITION?!
	+ Item - Hello there, fishy!
	+ Heavy - Ooo, that’s a fat ol’ git right there.
	+ Owner - YES! Haha I’m in the lead!
	+ Heavy Owner - Try topping this one, mates!
	+ Burning - Looks like SOMEBODY'S a sorry sore loser.
	+ Burnt - Was I expecting something like this to happen? Yes. Yes I completely was.
* Produce Scale - Anything can be a competition by the looks of things.
	+ Item - Woahboy, that's a juicy one.
	+ Heavy - I could fit inside that one!
	+ Light - Pff, that one ain’t counting.
	+ Burning - SOMEBODY needs to learn how to be a proper sport!
	+ Burnt - Just like everything else...
* Beefalo Grooming Station - This is how ya change parts out of a beefybum to make it more visually and functionally appealing.
	+ Occupied - Permission to squeeze his fluffy face?
	+ Burnt - So much for showbiz.
* Astral Detector - Wux, how come you dinnae give us a hint on this one?
	+ Deployed - What exactly are ya looking for?
	+ Idle - Quit your stalling and get diggin'.
	+ All found - You’ve earned the rest, lad.

## Refine

* Rope - I use a surprising amount of ropes in me workshop.
* Boards - Woodier wood.
* Cut Stone - Oddly metallic, dinnae ya think?
* Papyrus - An empty sheet, full of possibilities.
* Purple Gem - If ya ever need another eye Wux, we got a spare!
* Nightmare Fuel - It’s like self-winding engine oil! Think of the possibilities of this!
* Beeswax - Envelope sealer!
* Wax Paper - Or...I guess wax works for that too.
* Cratered Moonrock - Now when was the last time I played nine-pins?
* Marble Bean - It ain’t going in my soup any time soon.
* Feathery Canvas - Remind me to incorporate a sewing machine into me motor...ow, fingers hurt so much...
* Collected Dust - Now why would this go in a kettle?

## Magic

* Meat Effigy - So in the off-chance that I pull a doozy, I’ll reincarnate as HIM?!
	+ Burnt - Yeah no. No bloody way.
* Pretihatitator - What kind of motor uses a hat as the central source of power?
	+ Burnt - Dangnabit. I liked cranking that lever.
* Shadow Manipulator - Do we manipulate shadows, or do them shadows manipulate us?
	+ Burnt - Neither case is happening now.
* Pan Flute - I don’t get you lot. You’ll hear me out when I’m playing me guitar, but as soon as I try playing this thing...
* Night Light - Light from shadows, or the illusion thereof.
* Night Armor - Armor from...paper? I must be going mad.
* Dark Sword - Uh...Wixxy? I know ya like magic, but this right here ain’t a toy...
* One-man Band - That...thing...always be driving me around the bend.
* Bat Bat - I wonder how many bats a bat bat can bat cuz a bat bat can bat bats.
* Belt of Hunger - Oy Wux! Was this the traditional fashion back in the day?
* Chilled Amulet - I’d prefer it if it was a wee bit smaller.
* Nightmare Amulet - Living proof that ya don’t have to be insane to have gone mad.
* Life Giving Amulet - Red gems be the fire ones, right? So how come they work like this?
* Fire Staff - Sends ‘em hard like molten fury!
* Ice Staff - The spear was more effective, let’s be honest.
* Telelocator Staff - Well, it needs some kinda way to work its magic.
* Telelocator Socket - Does it have to be purple?
	+ Full - It got what it wanted.
* Telelocator Focus - This is the biggest waste of magical gadgetry I can think of.
	+ Full - All that just to teleport one plonker. Brilliant….
* Old Bell - Dinnae ask how I got this, it just be an old bell!
* Ocuvigil - To keep an eye on spots we can’t bother looking at.
* Moon Dial - The moon does all kinds of funny stuff in my world.
	+ New - Moon’s all shrouded at the moment. Or maybe it’s taking the day off.
	+ Waxing - Starting to shine on us.
	+ Full - Man, that moon be really bright tonight.
	+ Waning - Starting to simmer down now.
	+ Cave - All I see is the roof of the cave.
	+ Moonstorm -  Something tells me that’s a hair more of a doozy than a blood moon. Just a hair.
* The Lazy Deserter - It’s a pylon! So magic here kinda works like the sparkly stuff at home then, right?
	+ Open - See ya around, fellas!
* Kitschy Beaver - That like a little knickknack?
* Kitschy Goose - Bloody hell, this one's a downright mess.
* Kitschy Moose - Not me style of decor.
* Clean Sweeper - A magic duster? What?
* Wixxy’s Microphone - KAREOKE WOOOOO!

## Dress

* Sewing Kit - The clother back home taught me a trick or two about this.
* Rabbit Earmuffs - Thank god that zoologist ain’t around to judge me means of keeping warm.
* Straw Hat - Now I look just like mum did in the garden.
* Beefalo Hat - It ain’t pretty, but it’s the warmest thing this world has to offer.
* Beekeeper Hat - Perhaps Walter should just wear this permanently. Just for safety, ya know.
* Feather Hat - I'd look loony if I wrapped that around me head.
* Winter Hat - Ooo...it feels so cozy.
* Top Hat - No thanks, already got one of them.
* Dapper Vest - I’m usually not one for palaver, but this haberdashy is just...brilliant!
* Breezy Vest - It conveniently came with leg holes.
* Puffy Vest - So warm I could take a snooze inside of it.
* Bush Hat - What Whitney? It just be a bush!
* Garland - Makes me feel like a kid again, amongst the flowering fields...
* Walking Cane - Ahem. Jetpacks?
* Cat Cap - This is a worthy alternative to mine.
* Fashion Melon - Not me kind of fashion garb. I ain’t that thick.
* Ice Cube - I wanted it in me drink, not on me HEAD.
* Rain Coat - Trenchcoats suit me rather nicely.
* Rain Hat - So they’re yellow on the inside. That’s interesting.
* Summer Frest - Right, safety first. Like a shiny orange vest is going to help.
* Floral Shirt - Do I feel like kicking back and drinking tea on a hot summer day? Yes, but not in whatever that bloody thing is.
* Eyebrella - Oh, I thought these were a gag, really.
* Hibearnation Vest - Okay, too much fur. Can hardly move me limbs under it.
* Fashion Goggles - YES! Just what I needed!
* Desert Goggles - Me little helper back home wears one of these all the time! Hope he’s doing alright...without me...
* Funcap - Truffle's cap, now in three colours!
* Sea Wreath - This be one of Wilson’s more daft ideas.
* Astrogoggles - I'm looking through the visor, not the bloody potato.
* Clever Disguise - Haha! These make me look so funny, Wurt!
* Pinetree Pioneer Hat - Me last little helper always wanted to be a boy scout when he was old enough...

## Ancient

* Thulecite - Oh, so it ain’t brass. It’s better than brass.
* Thulecite Wall - I do have to appreciate how handy that material comes.
	+ Placed - I'm sorry for your loss, Wux.
* Thulecite Medallion - Alright, safe for now. Carry on, lads.
	+ Warning - Ah great, here we go again.
	+ Rising - Oh me...oh me god...I was not ready for this!
	+ Max - They’re eating me mind out!
	+ Lowering - Their grasp is starting to slip...just a little longer Whitney...
	+ Dawn - Come on, you can do this….focus...
	+ Surface - Yup, nothing fishy going on here.
* The Lazy Forager - Tee Em.
* Magiluminescence - Agh, me eyes...goodness that’s so bloody bright...
* Construction Amulet - It’s really that simple? I feel like this thing be ridiculing me.
* The Lazy Explorer - So Wicks calls me jetpacks dangerous, but total obliteration and reconstruction in timey-windy space AIN’T?!
* Star Caller’s Staff - Ain’t it rude to steal someone else’s star?
* Deconstruction Staff - So we need magic to take things apart? How lazy are we?
* Pick/Axe - Man, I sure underestimated the ancients. This is brilliant!
* Thulecite Crown - Now that...looks kinda brilliant. Still like me hat.
* Thulecite Suit - Scratch what I said earlier, this place IS cultured!
* Houndius Shootius - I thought they were just a rumor.
	+ Deployed - Hey there! You look spry in the eye.
* Premier Garden Hat - Ya had to complicate it more?! Golly, where does it end?

## Cartography

* Map Scroll - I’d rather use this to draw sketches than boring old maps that will just sit around and collect dust.

## Celestial

* Moon Rock Idol - Here's a theory: what if your "Them" have something to do with the Hallow back home?
* Portal Paraphernalia - Yowzah, that looks….surprisingly not that complicated.
* Moon Glass Axe - Moon glass is stronger than it looks.
* Glass Cutter - Eh, we use all kinds of strange nonsense materials for weapons back home.
* Bath Bomb - Ah bloody hell, happy grenades?!

## Critters

* Kittykit - You’re such a silly duck, aren’t ya kitty?
* Vargling - Does someone need a belly rub?
* Ewelet - Portable walking pile of fluff!
* Broodling - Aw, yeah you’re so cute, aren’t ya?
* Glomglom - You'll always be there for me, troublefluff.
* Giblet - I already have a Tweets, so how about Gobbles?
* Mothling - It’s like me own little pixie that follows me everywhere.
* Friendly Peeper - I guess this cute little lad is separate from Cthulhu. Let's keep him like that.

## Fishing

* Wooden Ball Bobber - Balls are always easy to cast.
* Hardened Slip Bobber - Let’s see how far this one goes!
* Spinnerbait/spoon - Dressing up a hook to make it all pretty? Now that’s something new.
* Rainy Day - But I dinnae wanna go fishing in the downpour!
* Snow Day - Now that might not be a bad way to pass the time when the chill rolls in.
* Stupefying - Makes fishing a hell lot easier.
* Heavy Weighted - Time to end Watler’s bloody boasting...
* Quill Float - It works like any other float.
* Boss Quill Float - I feel like I could have got more potential out of them.

## Sculpt

* Hornucopia - It shows the innermost desire of the artist’s heart, a heaping lot of grub we don’t have around here.
* Bubble Pipe - Ah yes. “Art.”
* Pawn - Hey, nice little hat on that fella.
* Rook - Bo-ring.
* Knight - It’s a boring old statue.
* Bishop - That dinnae look like Wux.
	+ Shaking Peices - Uh, does anybody want to poke that with a stick to make sure it’s alright?
* Queenly - I’ll never serve her.
* Kingly - Maybe I’ll serve him tea. But never be of service.
* Deerclops - Yeah, how do ya like it when I go stomping in your world?
* Moose/Goose - Alright, let’s end the debate. Who says it’s a moose...
* Dragonfly - I think Willow’s crying a bit. Maybe because there’s so much...pashion in it.
* Moon Moth - Those pixie things do make marvelous art, I have to admit.
* Anchor - HMS Higgsbury?! Hold up a tick...
* “Moon” - Yeah. I don’t trust moons.
* Malbatros - It inspires me to take flight.
* Crab King - What can I say, that was a jolly good time.
* Toadstool - Glad that bloody monstrosity’s gone.
* Ancient Fuelweaver - Man, I be racking up a streak here.
* Klaus - I hope Santa will forgive me for killing his otherworldy self...
* Bee Queen - That makes two in me book.
* Antlion - If I bragged about this one back home, I’d be laughed at.
* Ancient Guardian - Your guardian’s desires did not waver far from the one in me world.
* Celestial Champion - I dinnae think this be over yet...
* Eye of Terror - This ain’t ya stomping ground, Cthulhu.
* Twins of Terror - Yeah, shoulda stayed home, losers.

## Seafaring

* Boat Kit - Personally, I think flying is quite the fair bit safer.
* Boat Fragments
	+ 3 - Oh yeah, let’s totally go sailing, they said.
	+ 4 - It will be fun, they said.
	+ 5 - What could go wrong, they said.
* Leak - See? If we were flying this wouldn’t be an issue! Now could ya please plug it as I don’t fancy drowning today...
* Plank - \*Gulp\*
* Oar - But the water! It’s gonna splash all over me and I hate water and...
* Driftwood Oar - Do you think a different oar changes anything? It's still the bloody ocean and...
* Boat Patch - I dinnae trust putting me weight on that. And I'm on the lighter side of the spectrum.
* Anchor Kit - Do we have to drill a nasty hole in the boat?
	+ Deployed - I'm gonna stay by this thing...
* Mast - A sail? Ah bloody hell, fine.
	+ Deployed - A balloon woulda been so much cooler.
* Winged Sail - Get out of me way! I need to test it right this bloody instant!
	+ Deployed - I...wanted it to fly….give me a moment...
* Steering Wheel Kit - Of course I’m a brilliant pilot!
	+ Deployed - I’m the only trustworthy person to operate that! Now let me steer!
* Tin Fishin’ Bin - All sandwiched in there like a fresh bunch of prunes.
* Pinchin’ Winch - So it be like a grapple hook for yanking the nasty stuff out of the ocean. Brilliant...
	+ Retrieving - Yay, fishing for treasure…not my cup of tea.
	+ Holding - Wait, WHAT? Now this is enticing!
* Deck Illuminator - Why are we putting the fire...all the way up there?
* Lightning Conductor - Getting your knickers zapped off of ya at sea dinnae sound like fun now does it?
* Fire Pump - As much as I dinnae like the idea of this thing blasting seawater all over me trousers, we have a Willow.

## Balloonomancy

* Pile o’ Balloons - How big do these fellas get? Like a hundred yards? Maybe?
* Balloon - Yay...not the kind that brings me joy...
* Speedy Balloon - Hey Wes, mind if I borrow your breath for when I finally make that balloon ship?
	+ Deflated - Ah shoot. There ain’t a miniaturized helium seal inside.
* Party Balloon - Balloons in balloons, now that does sound fun.
* Inflatable Vest - For me? That’s so kind of you, Wes!
* Balloon Hat - Everyone’s wearing one! Right here, right now! That means you, Maxy!

## Books

* Birds of the World - Sometimes it’s nice to have them birds as reading pals.
* Horticulture, Abridged - How long was the original copy? Call this a bit of light reading...
* Applied Silviculture - Nah, plants ain’t me sort of thing. They always be cluttering up perfectly open space.
* Sleepytime Stories - Reading always helps me sleep at night, but usually I read about ancient tales and steampunk fantasies...
* The End is Nigh! - You want me to read it again Wendy? Is it because of me accent?
* On Tentacles - Can we not?

## Clocksmithy

* Clockmaker’s Tools - I have meself a set at home!
* Time Pieces - Ooo fancy! I always like messing around with clockwork!
* Ageless Watch - What if ya just stop the needle and then your age won’t tick away?
* Second Chance Watch - Going back in time will simply set up the dang future, not change it.
* Backstep Watch - What? That’s cheating!
* Backtrek Watch - I dinnae like the idea of messing with time.
* Rift Watch - Think imma join ya in your timey windy stuff, Wanda?
	+ Portal Entrance - Are you looney? I ain’t going through that!
	+ Portal Exit - N...never again...no...
* Alarming Clock - I want to play with that one sooooooo badly.
	+ Empty - Ah, needs more windy fuel to get it spinning.

## Engineering

* Trusty Tape - Actually, can I have a nosey with this?
* Winona’s Catapult - It might come across as a shock, but once I did partner up with a mechanic on a project.
	+ Burning - No! That's her best one!
	+ Burnt - Wasn't me. I'm being honest.
* Winona’s Spotlight - She uses it to point out me “flaws.”
	+ Burning - That dinnae look right.
	+ Burnt - Bloody hell, it ain’t me who started the fire!
* Winona’s Generator - Oy! Where be the boiler on this?!
	+ Low - Nitre really ain't that easy to sustain. But then again, I used to use a great lot of coal before I got a piece of that luminite stuff.
	+ Out - No more juice inside.
	+ Burning - Oh me, electrical spark?
	+ Burnt - Why is everyone pointing their fingers at me? I dinnae do it.
* Winona’s G.E.M.erator - Bloody hell, how many of them do ya NEED?
	+ Low - Ya could have totally made a recirculator to boil steam so they wouldn’t deplete of the juice.
	+ Out - And it’s out. Shockers.
	+ Burning - Uh...did ya plug in a red one?
	+ Burnt - I feel like somebody is trying to frame me.

## Green Thumb

* Bramble Husk - Looking rather sharp today, Wormwood.
* Bramble Trap - Just watch where you put that, plant lad.
* Compost Wrap - Here, let me draw a smiley face in that. Why not?

## Seasonings

* Garlic Powder - Mum put ‘em on her chips.
* Honey Crystals - Mmm! I dinnae know ya could season stuff with honey! Golly, this is bloody brilliant!
* Chili Flakes - Warly can always spice up supper time.
* Seasoning Salt - When I was a little ragamuffin I’d lick it straight out of the shaker.

## Slingshot Ammo

* General - I dinnae see a lick of gunpowder in these bullets.
* Poop Pellets - He’s just scatting around with these ones.

## Spider Care

* Den Decorating Set - It's a shame I dinnae have me furniture stations, but this will do nicely.
* Webby Whistle - Where be them party hats? Oh, it ain’t one of them whistles.
* Shoo Box - I just like the noise when it goes round and round.
* Healing Glop - An odd combination, but I ain’t gonna let me little helper's spirit down.
* Warrior, Cave, Shatter, Strider Switcherdoodle - Ooo cookies! You know me so well...
* Dangler, Spitter, Nurse Switcherdoodle - Aw thanks Webber. Always lovely to have a bite to eat while I'm working on things...

## Stagecraft

* Buff - Now I got that tune stuck in me head and it’s driving me bonkers.
* Rude Interlude - How do ya get away with all your clever insults when Wicks gives me a ridicule every night for me bloody vocabulary?
* Startling Soliloquy - It just be one very palaver "your mum" joke. But it gets me every time!

## Strongman

* Mighty Gym - Oy mate, dinnae forget about leg day.
	+ Burnt - No more burning calories I guess.
* Dumbbells - Do ye have to flex all the bloody time?
* Golden Dumbbells - GGRRRR! Come on, Whitney, girl strength...
* Gembells - Yeah, I'll just leave that fella alone...
* Potato Sack - I KNEW he was stashing ‘em SOMEWHERE!

## Steampunk

* Steampunk Boiler - I need to fuel me motor if I’m gonna use it.
	+ Running - YES BABY! Let 'er run!
	+ Low Water - Need more steam inside!
	+ Low Fuel - Come on, the fire be runnin’ low!
* Clockwork AR - Oh, I’ve missed you a lot.
* Bullets - These lads are the high-velocity rounds!
* Jetpack - Jetpacks solve so many of me problems!
	+ Flying - Wooo! I love me joyrides!
	+ Boost - Haha! Try ta catch me now!
	+ Out of fuel - No, not right now!
* Steampunk Wings - This was so worth the effort!
* Steampunk Hat - It’s a bloody brilliant hat.
* Ivy - That’s me guitar. Sometimes I like to have a little downtime and play it a little.

## Events

**Hallowed Nights**

* Candy Bag - Goodbye, sticky sweet pockets!
* Candy Apple - Nah, too healthy for me liking.
* Candy Corn - Can’t get enough of this stuff!
* Catcoon Candy - Ew, gross.
* Choco Pigs - You know gals and their chocolates.
* Ghost Pop - White chocolate?!
* Tentacle Lolli - Silly swampy lolly, twists and turns and follies…
* Gummy Spider - Yal right, Webber. I ain’t a fan of the gummy stuff.
* Jelly Worm - Now that’s one fat gross-looking worm.
* Not-So-Candy Corn - Ugh, Halloween sweets are supposed to be unhealthy!
* Raisins - No thanks, I’ve had one too many bad experiences with them.
* “Raisins” - Wrong kinda raisin.
* Candy Lice - I dinnae give a dang heck about what it looks like, I am having me white chocolate!
* Otherworldly Jawbreaker - Oh, jawbreaker huh? Is that a challenge?
* Lava Pepper - CANDY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SPICY!
* Broken Stake - Just a load of rubbish if you ask me.
* Cubic Zirkonia Ball - Mmm, yes…magic and all that palaver…
* Empty Elixir - Someone around here must be pretty well over the bay.
* Faux Fangs - I ain’t putting that rubbish in me mouth. Did you SEE where it came from?
* Money Paw - Now, if you just stick your wee little mits into it…
* Spider Ring - I prefer the little cupcakes that come with them.
* Binoculars - Aha! Wait, it ain’t a telescope.
* Lone Glove - I am INEVITABLE! Sorry, bad pun.
* Snail Scale - Weighing in? I’m practically a toothpick!
* Goop Canister - I think it’s mayonnaise. Who wants to test?
* Toy Cobra - This would fit rather nicely with one of Wicks' books...
* Crocodile Toy - Nom nom nom! Come back here Wixxy! Nom nom!
* Broken Terrarium - Glad this one don’t open up strange sparkly holes...
* Odd Radio - Gimme a bloody moment Walter, I wanna tune in to something!
* Broken Hairdryer - Stick em up! Hee hee, love faffing about with these.
* Mad Scientist Lab - Finally, something a little familiar around these parts.
* Brew of Phobic Abrogation - Smells like confidence!
* Canteen Potions - I’ll be chugging away at this one for a while.
* Flask Potions - A wee sip of fun never hurt nobody.
* Sulfuric Crystals - Now that would be fun tossing into a boiler.
* Steeped Lunar Essence - I dinnae trust that tea in the slightest.
* Totally Normal Root - The root of some evil, but not all of it.
* Totally Normal Sapling - That thing’s gonna grow, but not on me.
* Bat Decoration - I’ll just hang this somewhere. Why not?
* Crow Decoration - Ah yes…very realistic…
* Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration - Woo Nellie, that's a mouthful to say.
* Ghost Decoration - Boo, lousy decor…I mean it’s wonderful Wendy! Just…calm down?
* Spider Decoration - This one be a much more manageable size. For putting in Wilson’s hair.
* Bats from tree - EEP! Eyeballs tricking out on me.
* Drinking bravery - Man, I feel like I’m on top of the WORLD!
* Steeped Lunar Essence had no effects - Well that was a right old waste of tea.

**Winter’s Feast**

* Gift Wrap - Oh dear, I can’t wrap a present to save me life.
* Gift - Hmm, what’s inside this one? Can I shake it?
* Festive Tree Planter - When can we go pick a tree?
	+ Burnt - Aw, yal had me looking forward to the holidays.
	+ Sapling - And now we wait. Ugh.
* Winter Feast Tree - Such a lovely tree!
	+ Burning - What did I say about electric lights?
	+ Burnt - Aw, Winter’s Feast is all ruined now…
* Gingerbread Cookie - First I eat the legs, then the arms...
* Eternal Fruitcake - Will somebody assist me in disposing of this rubbish in the most entertaining fashion possible?
* Sugar Cookie - We need more shapes around here. Like, y’know, cookie trees?
* Candy Cane - I like grinding them up and topping them on cookies back home.
* Chocolate Log Cake - Me favorite part is the frosting in the middle.
* Plum Pudding - …raisins…
* Apple Cider - Mmm...it smells so brilliantly up to snuff.
* Hot Cocoa - Guaranteed to make you feel warm and fuzzy with a lovely taste.
* Heavenly Eggnog - Of course I’m inhaling this. Who doesn’t?
* Festive Bauble - These are always lovely to hang up with a couple of pals and a proper drink to pass…you kids will understand one day.
* Festive Light - Winona, this is more of your expertise.
* Magnificent Adornment - Just magnificent!
* Champion Adornment - Those were definitely my most fiery moments.
* Appeasing Adornment - Dinnae you think we should, ya know, go back for them?
* Masonry Oven - It reminds me of a nice big boiler furnace. Really housewarming that way.
	+ Cooking - Making a meal together is always a brilliant tradition. Especially when ya get to stand in front of the piping hot oven.
	+ Almost done - Me nosey be in heaven right now!
	+ Done - I can already taste how good it is from here.
* Winter’s Feast Table - Ah, back when I made furniture for a living...
	+ With food - Come on lads, dinnae want dinner to go cold out here.
	+ Wrong food - What? But I wanted a simple Christmas!
	+ Burnt - Ah well, it was such a brilliant table.
* Merry Berrysauce - Thank goodness it ain't jellied.
* Bibingka - Is that coconut that I smell  floating around in there?
* Cabbage Rolls - Now that’s a wrap.
* Festive Fish Dish - What kind of thick-headed lunatic puts nutmeg on fish?
* Good Gravy - What are we putting it on? Or are we drinking it straight?
* Latkes - Wish we had lefse
* Lutefisk - Gram-gram swore on this stuff.
* Mulled Punch - I could down that whole thing in no time!
* Panettone - Anything but that ludicrous fruitcake I guess.
* Pavlova - What’s this load of...heavenly rubbish?
* Pickled Herring - Look yal, if I can eat it...
* Polish Cookies - I'm surprised Wixxy hasn't already eaten them.
* Pumpkin Pie - Once I ate a whole pie for Christmas, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat!
* Roasted Turkey - Now Wigfrid, we gonna share it this time, right?
* Stuffing - I always made this for the gang cuz...it was easy.
* Sweet Potato Casserole - I wait for the whole year ‘round!
* Tamales - Dibs on the spicy ones!
* Touriere - So...what's this stuff?
* Gingerbread Pig - Oh you get your bloody butt back here! I ain't finished with ya yet!
* Gingerbread House - Oh...now this looks like it would be a laugh and a half to destroy.
* Gingerbread Varg - Pleasedinnaeeatme.
* Cookie Crumbles - Kinda crummy we dinnae get the entire cookie.
* Holiday Cheer - It be a core of...memories?
* Eating Cheer - I remember! I remember I...now what was I saying?
* Eating without feasting - Man, so bad me mates aren’t around to enjoy this with me…
* Feasting - Mmm! This grub's bloody brilliant!
* Feasting Buff - I feel like I'm with family...
* Feasting Debuff - Ah, too bad it only comes for a while.

**Lunar New Year**

* Red Pouch - Oh looky here! Something for me!
* Lucky Gold Nugget - I’m such a thick headed lunatic, I thought it was a chicken nugget.
* Red Firecrackers - I wanna stick some in the old jetpack. What could go wrong?
* Red Lantern - Hope the paper part ain’t gonna catch on fire.
* Lucky Fan - Mum had something similar in the hull of her balloon ship.
* Luck Beast Head - There’s so much to play with in the front! Lovely!
* Lucky Beast Body - This is the bloody boring part…
* Lucky Beast Tail - At least I get to flick the tail up and down.
* Floating Lantern - Kind of relaxing to watch it float away…
* Dappled and Golden Koi - I almost don’t wanna put it on my plate…but I’m hungry.
* Gobbler Shrine - Why would I worship them?
	+ Empty - Why did we build this rubbish?
	+ Burt - Heh heh, crispy gobbler.
* Varg Shrine - I dinnae mind dogs that much, if I be honest.
	+ Empty - So I put a torch in it. And?
	+ Burnt - Crispy...dog?
* Lucky Whistle - There, I knew there be something out there that told them stop.
* Clay Hound - DIE DIE DIE!
	+ Statue - Please don’t move on me.
* Clay Varg - HOLY MOTHER OF…DIE!
	+ Statue - P…please stay still…
* Hound Figure - This one won’t bite me legs off, thankfully.
* Varg Figure - What a nasty expression on that one.
* Pig Shrine - So there’s punching in this one?
	+ Empty - Ah, needs to get ‘em some meat.
	+ Burnt - Whoever did that is dead meat.
* Tribute Roast - Pig head ain’t that bad…
* Eight Treasure Mud Pie - Um, I’ll just give it to one of the locals.
* Fish Heads on a Stick - Mmm! Want some WX?
* Golden Belt - That looks like something I’d wear.
* Elite Pig
	+ Dimitri - Lead the charge!
	+ Ignatius - Oh, ya you’re so tough, huh?
	+ Sawyer - Come at me, pighead!
	+ Wade - Okay, sick tattoos, but I’m beating ya today!
* Can’t play game
	+ Too late - No late night shows?
	+ Not empty - But fighting is supposed to get messy!
	+ Danger - Oh, two fights at once? I could totally do that!
* Carrat Shrine - Aw, to the cute things in life.
	+ Empty - It needs boring old carrots to work.
	+ Burnt - Wow, that really got roasted.
* Starting Point Kit - Everything has to start somewhere.
	+ Placed - Not at all like from my cross country days.
* Finish Line Kit - And everything has an end.
	+ Placed - I might implement the rocket part in me jetpack some day.
	+ Burnt - Wrong kind of pyrotechnic.
	+ Won - Yes! I’m so proud of you, my little rascal!
	+ Lost - Well, good game [winner]. Now, you, carrat…
* Checkpoint Kit - To turn the sprint into a proper rat race.
	+ Placed - Now this will really turn them around the bend.
* Navigation Gym Kit - You’d recon me carrat wasn’t that much of a plonker.
	+ Placed - What’s the point of it if I ain’t using it?
	+ Using - No look, the marker’s that bloody way!
	+ Burnt - Pff. This has Willow written all over it.
* Reflex Gym Kit - I dinnae care about me attention span, me carrat’s matters more!
	+ Placed - This one’s open.
	+ Using - Oy! Pay attention for a bloody tick!
	+ Burnt - One of these days I’ll catch her red handed.
* Speed Gym Kit - Speed is the key!
	+ Placed - Probably should put my smelly old shoe brush through it again.
	+ Using - Faster faster faster, move it lad!
	+ Burnt - One day she’ll face the bloody consequences of her actions.
* Endurance Gym Kit - There ain’t no good to being fast if ya can’t keep ya speed up.
	+ Placed - Nobody’s using it, so nobody will mind if I use it.
	+ Using - Keep jumping, I wanna see your little legs hop!
	+ Burnt - Rrrgh, that bloody pyromaniac…
* Carrat Scale Kit - What does it do, weigh how many carats my carrat is?
	+ Placed - Looks like free game at the moment.
	+ Bad Carrat - There’s room for improvement for this lad.
	+ Good Carrat - He’s just…perfect!
	+ Burnt - …WILLOW!
* Packet of Seeds - Seeds. Brilliant.
* Premium Seed Packet - Oh looky here, more seeds.
* Carrat Figure - So relaxed like a munchkin in a tree.
* Charlie’s Carrat - Something be shady about me competition…
* Race
	+ No participants - No trial runs? What a bloody joke.
	+ Starting - Up and at em, carrat!
	+ Carrat sleeping - What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing?
	+ Carrat stunned - Oy, peabrain! GO!
	+ Carrat wrong way
		- 1. Are you over the bay or what?
		- 2. Okay, I knew you were stupid, but not that stupid!
	+ Carrat is slow - Faster, skitterbutt, faster!
	+ Carrat exhausted - I get you’re tired, quit complaining!
	+ Picking up wrong Carrat
		- 1. You ain’t my carrot!
		- 2. Why would I want that one?
* Beefalo Shrine - All hail the beefybum! Or something like that.
	+ Empty - It ain’t got the beefy fluff, probably should grab some.
	+ Burnt - Aw, what a sorry sight that is.
* Sewing Machine Kit - Gram-gram tried to get me into this boring trend, ugh.
	+ Placed - Just to make sure me fingers dinnae get sewn in…
* Judge’s Booth Kit - Ahem, I’m a brilliant judge. Trust me.
	+ Placed - Uh, hello mate. How come you get to come and go as you please?
* Beefalo Stage - Oh, we’re gonna put up a show all right.
	+ Placed - Wish it was a proper stage, I like a little stand-up comedy here and there.
* Pattern Scrap - Oh come on, this is only half the recipe!
* Beefalo Dolls - If a cup of tea ain’t gonna do the trick with the judge, then this might.
	+ Not event - Are these those little things that you stack higher than a smokestack?
* Costumes
	+ Warrior - More of a Wigfrid thing than a Whitney thing.
	+ Dolled-Up - I’d rather die than see me beefybum in that hideous excuse of haberdashery.
	+ Festive - Seems like it’s up Webber’s alley.
	+ Flowery - Flowers are cute, but I’d rather see something more on the mechanical side.
	+ Ironclad - A face a madwoman like me absolutely fancys!
	+ Frostbitten - I wish his scarf was mine, it just be a bit too big.
	+ Formal - Seems like any ordinary joker to me. With a mustache.
	+ Victorian - Now…where’s the gear bits?
	+ Lucky Beast - I’d be lucky if this is the one that won.
* Beefalo Figure - A little unsightly, but nonetheless…magnificent?
* Calling Beefalo - Beefybuuuum! Ya coming or what?
* Stage too far from booth - I’d need to give that right old judge a telescope if he’d want to see this stage.
* Can’t hitch Beefalo
	+ No Beefalo - Tada! Wait, need a beefybum to participate.
	+ Too far - With a static hook, maybe. With me noodle arms, no.
	+ Already hitched - What if I want to present two beefybums?
	+ Bad mood - Alright alright, I ain’t gonna be pushy.
* Can’t select
	+ Already picked - What if I like both of them?
	+ Not in contest - But he looks like a winner!
* Failed to start contest - Please? Uh, pretty please?
	+ Elsewhere - But I dinnae wanna watch that show!
* Judge can’t appraise beefalo - Okay, look into those cute beady eyes and tell me you ain’t going to judge him.
* Learned new costume pattern - Brilliant, another bloody costume to the mix.
* Pattern already known - I ain’t a daft piece of rubbish, I know how that one works out.

**Midsummer Cawnival**

* Corvus Goodfeather - How ya doing mate? Love the hat!
* Crow Kid - Uh, hello? Pleasure to meet you?
* Cawnival Token - Right! Let’s have a bit of fun, shall we?
* Prize Ticket - What did I do this bloody time?
	+ Small stack - Phew, for a right minute I thought these things meant trouble…
	+ Large stack - So I spend this stuff on toys and games? Brilliant.
* Minigame Kits - We’re going to have a jolly good time setting this up!
* Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble - Bloody hell, pay to play? What kind of nonsensical rubbish did I construct?
* Hubbub for Grub
	+ Playing - A much preferred way of getting a run in!
	+ Trapdoor - Come on, I know you're hungry!
	+ Grub - Simple. I eat sugar, metal crows eat whatever this rubbish is.
* Eggs in a Basket
	+ Playing- Come on Whitney, think think think!
	+ Trapdoor - Dinnae stand on them at the wrong time. I mean, I’d love watching the reaction…
	+ Trapdoor, playing - Me memory is in right order…now which one of them was it?
* Egg Scramble
	+ Playing - I dinnae know, but this game scare the living daylights outta Wux.
	+ Scrambling Egg - Hee hee! Can I keep one for meself?
* Prize Booth - Whatchu got behind that counter? I want it all. Now!
* Confetti Cannon Variants - Can I pump it in someone’s face?
	+ Placed - Who’s ready to let some steam fly?
	+ Cooldown - Now now, these are a delicate piece of work.
* Cawnival Sapling - It’s been a right long while since I've seen trees this shade.
* Cawnival Tree - It’s fit for the center of a princess' garden, but it dinnae got decor for the festivities.
	+ Level 2 - Not as half bad as it was a tick ago.
	+ Level 3 - Now this is what I call a party. Drinks, anyone?
* Mini rides - Moving bits always makes a fine and fair attraction.
	+ Placed - Anyone else wanna spend the day watching them with me?
* Midsummer Night Light - Electricity. Pff.
	+ Placed - I have to say I dinnae agree with this choice of lighting.
* Miniature Tree - They make the place a little more lifely.
	+ Placed - Can I take a pruning of that with me?
* Mystery Box - Hmm, ain’t there a wind-up key to it or something?
* Cawnival Statuette - Gotta collect them all!
	+ Uncommon - Ooo, limited edition!
	+ Rare - I am taking this to my bloody grave.
* Seed Clusters - Great. Now I can grow more of the outlandish ear veggie.
* Corny Slush - Whatever meets me sugar quota is fair game to me!
* Chirpy Scarf - These birds are so cultured!
* Chirpy Cloak - Peep peep this ain’t cheap.
* Chirpy Capelet - I'd look so palaver in that and I'd love it anyway.
* Can’t activate Cawnival game
	+ In use - Golly, I just absolutely enjoy waiting forever.
	+ Not token - And I can't even rig me own contraption. Guess I have to play Goodfeather's game.
* Can’t summon Corvus
	+ Already there - I know he's here, I just like ringing the bell!
	+ Busy - But mates make time for mates!
	+ Not Cawnival time - Ah, too bad Goodfeather ain't here.
* Missed in Hubbub for Grub - Augh, losing in me own game!

## Nature - Plants

* Evergreen - Trees make everything so crowded.
	+ Stump - There, that’s a bit of space cleared!
	+ Burning - Woah geez, better steer clear from that!
	+ Burnt - Not so jolly good, now is it?
	+ Sapling - Well, we do need more wood after all.
* Lumpy Evergreen - The shrubbery and mess of this place really grinds my gears!
	+ Stump - More room for me to work with!
	+ Burning - That’s a thrilling blaze alright!
	+ Burnt -  In your mug, shrub!
	+ Sapling - They can grow back?!
* Spiky Tree - That tree’s pretty unsightly.
	+ Stump - That’s better.
	+ Burning - Yeesh! Keep away from that burn!
	+ Burnt - That’s definitely an improvement, to say the least.
* Log - Wood. It’s pretty basic.
	+ Burning - That’s how a campfire works, right?
* Charcoal - Boiler fuel.
* Pine Cone - Oh look, I can plant a tree. Woo.
* Marble Tree - Stone trees are too otherworldly for my liking. They just dinnae make sense!
* Totally Normal Tree - That tree is as normal as I am!
	+ Burnt - What happened here? Wait, it’s pretty obvious.
* Living Log - Yep, even back home I was considered weird. Why do I mention that now?
* Sapling - It could use some pruning.
	+ Picked - Poor thing can’t stay up.
	+ Burning - Now that’s a burnout.
	+ Held - Oy! Can I plant it down now?
	+ Withered - Nothing’s doing well in this muggy state of things.
* Twig - The right size for me to work with, even if it feels funny.
* Grass tuft - Somebody forgot to mow that spot of grass.
	+ Picked - Nice and tidy, just how I like it.
	+ Burning - Fieldburning!
	+ Barren - It needs a bit of grub to brighten up.
	+ Held -  Itchy itchy itchy!
	+ Withered - A crisp like everything else.
* Cut Grass - Grass here feels so bloody itchy.
* Berry Bush - Hang on a tick, I should pick that.
	+ Burning - That’s not good.
	+ Picked - We dinnae have all the time in the world, grow already!
	+ Barren - It needs a bit of a pick-me-up to get rolling again.
	+ Withered - I’d be looney to think that would live in this heat.
* Reeds - Does that need to be trimmed?
	+ Picked - Now there’s hardly a hair left on it.
	+ Burning - Oh, that’s not going to come back.
* Cut Reeds - It’s a little like bamboo. Bog bamboo.
* Pond Plant - Shrubbish rubbish.
* Spiky Bush - That looks a little corrupted.
	+ Picked - Why did I pick that again?
	+ Burning - More fire! Let’s skedaddle from here!
	+ Burnt - Great. Now where are we putting this?
	+ Held - As long as I hold it by the roots, it ain’t gonna hurt me.
* Flower - Kind of dainty, but I like them anyway.
* Petals - Too bad they just fall apart.
* Evil Flower - Now that’s an unsightly flower.
* Dark Petals - Pretty slick and oily, like, well, oil?
* Carrot (planted) - Could I eat that?
* Red Mushroom - They’re fun to look at.
	+ Sleeping - Bedtime already?
	+ Picked - Just gotta wait now.
* Green Mushroom - Ever just tap on the little caps when you’re bored?
	+ Sleeping - Its sleep schedule is a lot like mine, hehe.
	+ Picked - See you when I’m old and gray, ugh.
* Blue Mushroom - Not exactly the same as the glow mushrooms, but I’ll take it.
	+ Sleeping - Not the right conditions for it to be up, sadly.
	+ Picked - See you around, if you ever come back.
* Birchnut Tree - So many bloody trees around here.
	+ Stump - More space, more space…
	+ Burning - Perhaps I should stand back from that!
	+ Burnt - Take that, you oversized shrub!
	+ Sapling - Ugh, fine fine. Grow then.
* Birchnut - Perfect for tossing at uncultured swine who give me the look for my absolutely brilliant style.
* Cactus - They’re perhaps the only agreeable plant that I know.
	+ Picked - Now why did we go picking it?
* Tumbleweed - Hey hey, it’s a tumbler!
* Twiggy Tree - Y’know, I kinda fancy this one.
	+ Stump - That’s quite a shame.
	+ Burning - Time to get outta here!
	+ Burnt - No more…
	+ Old - Ready to drop its limbs at a moment’s notice.
	+ Sapling - Now we just wait.
* Twiggy Tree Cone - It’s hard to bean someone with this cone, best stick it back in the ground.
* Juicy Berry Bush - Now that looks mighty appetizing for a hungry adventurer such as myself.
	+ Picked - Oh come on, gimme more!
	+ Burning - Bloody hell bloody hell-
	+ Barren - It needs a bite of grub to keep going.
	+ Held - The leaves are so spiky! AAAGH!
	+ Withered - That sun has properly baked this poor thing.
* Marble Sprout - The logic behind it is just so…I dinnae know…disagreeable!
* Marble Shrub - Nope nope nope. That did NOT just GROW!
* Rose - You again?
* Succulent - I love keeping succulents at home!
	+ Held - Can I pot it? Please?
* Bull Kelp - Is that even a plant?
	+ Picked - It was so hard to get a grip on those ickly leaves.
	+ Bull Kelp Stalk - Quit slapping me with this rubbish, Wixxy!
* Driftwood - What was once a tree is now a desolate beauty.
	+ Stump - I almost feel ashamed that I did that.
	+ Burning - Fire is everywhere, even at sea.
	+ Burnt - Now it’s fully desolate.
* Driftwood Piece - Wonder how long it’s been in the elements.
* Lune Tree - It appears to be a pixie home.
	+ Stump - Space, space, space!
	+ Burning - Even the moon can have fires!
	+ Burnt - It’s done now.
	+ Sapling - What lunatic would have thought of that? Wait…
* Lune Tree Blossom - Smells like sweet dreams…
* Stone Fruit Bush - How strange of vegetation can this world throw at me?
	+ Picked - At least it looks somewhat normal now.
	+ Barren - A bit of fertilizer would help it grow back.
	+ Withered - It’s too hot for anything to grow…
	+ Burning - Me moon avocados! Nooooo!
* Sprouting Stone Fruit - Perhaps I can take it with me, I wonder how it would do back home.
* Spiny Bindweed - Now that weed needs to get outta here!
	+ Binding Roots - These are almost as annoying as some people I know….
* Farm Plant
	+ Seed - And now I wait. Ugh.
	+ Growing - Nothing grows here how it should.
	+ Grown - Aha! My work is done here.
	+ Rotten - Oh yeaaaah, forgot about that….
	+ Giant - What. The. Bloody…
	+ Giant Rotten - I should have taken care of that. Stupid Whitney…
	+ Burning - Well, there goes all that work.
	+ Generic - I guess that’s a plant?
* Weed - Get that raggedy plonker outta here!
* Plant Status
	+ Happy - Now that’s a right looking plant!
	+ Stressed - Whatchu stressing about? Welcome to life!
	+ Very Stressed - Oh, something ain’t right around here.
	+ Killjoys nearby - Agh, too many dead ones around. How unsightly.
	+ Not enough identical plants nearby - It dinnae like being the odd one of the bunch.
	+ Too many plants nearby - Can’t hardly see what’s wrong - oh bloody hell, too many plants.
	+ Bad season - Not every season is flying season.
	+ Not enough water - Let’s pour some water down the hatch for it!
	+ Poor nutrients - Nutrients? I’ve gone on times where all I ate was sugar and I came out fine!
	+ Left unattended - You really want to talk with me? Out of all the people around here?
* Giant Carrots - Dibsies on the purple one!
* Giant Corn - Now that ear fruit is VERY corny!
* Giant Pumpkin - Nothing does me better than a nice big pumpkin.
* Giant Eggplant - Nothing here can ever be too unrealistic.
* Giant Durian - Haha, good thing I can’t smell them.
* Giant Dragonfruit - Golly, now that’s too much goodness!
* Giant Pomegranate - Personally, I would have preferred the tree.
* Giant Watermelon - Yeah, that machete of mine wouldn’t make a dent in that thing.
* Giant Toma Root - Tomatoes for days, woo!
* Giant Potato - Haha, get a load of this Wolfgang!
* Giant Asparagus - I dinnae mind this at all.
* Giant Onion - I’m crying from it just standing here.
* Giant Garlic - Uh, what can we do with this again?
* Giant Pepper - Dare ya to eat it Wux. I know you love spice…
* Great Tree Trunk - Why is it so bloody BIG?!
* Great Tree Root - Look at this mess, look!
* Mossy Vine - Oh come on, let me swing on it!
* Knobby Tree - There's shrubbery in the water now.
* Knobby Tree Nut - Why did we fish it out? It’s going back into the water!
* Above-Average Tree Trunk - It’s actually quite lovely. If only it was on land, we could have a proper shelter!

## Skin Sets

* Guest of Honor - Y’know, I just come for the laughs and tea really. And maybe I’ll stick around for a slice of cake or two.
* Survivor - Haven’t lost me steam yet.
* Triumphant - Me reign, me rules, me style.
* Dust Moth - I’ve never partied on a pumpkin moon. You lot have those here, right?
* Gladiator - Dinnae be ridiculous, of course I'm wearing me hat into this chaos!
* Challenger - Bring it on! I ain’t gonna shy away.
* Roseate - I dinnae care if it rosey season…I’m gonna steampunk it!
* Snowfallen - The cold has its way of kindling the warmth inside us.
* Verdant - Never been geared for gardening before, let’s give it a go.
* Victorian - I call this style “steamposh.”
* Culinarian - Uh...how many bunny stews do ya think the big guy will fancy?
* Halloween2 - I’ve been feeling a bit peevish lately, so enough of the palaver you ragamuffins!
* Magmatic - What can I say, I’m flaming hot right now!
* The Sky Pirate - There’s no need for ahoy and palaver, we just lock, load, rock and roll!

## Characters

* Wilson - Hello Wilson! Whatchu got in you jiminy fluffer?
	+ Attacker - Woah hold it! Have you gone luney?
	+ Murderer - Alright you bloody mad lad, time to be done now!
	+ Reviver - Thank science for that one, mate!
	+ Ghost - What did you do this time?
	+ Fire - So….what’s the experiment behind this one?
* Willow - Ello Willow. How’s life treating ya?
	+ Attacker - Hey, cool off for a tick, Willow!
	+ Murderer - Hey, “mate,” we need to have a bit of a chat if you don’t mind...
	+ Reviver - I owe you a jetpack for that one, Willow!
	+ Ghost - Oh dear, I’ll get you sorted, mate.
	+ Fire - Whatever makes ya happy, I guess.
* Wolfgang - Hello Wolfgang! Ya still owe me an arm wrestling match.
	+ Attacker - What did Wicks tell ya about being gentle?
	+ Murderer - Okay, you’re asking for lead now.
	+ Reviver - Thanks for having me back, Wolfgang!
	+ Ghost - See? Ghosts ain’t *that* spooky.
	+ Fire - You too? Seems like bloody everyone has a thing for fire.
* Wendy - Hey there Wendy. You and ya sis up to trouble?
	+ Attacker - Oy! What was that for?
	+ Murderer - You corrupted demonchild!
	+ Reviver - Deep inside, ya just a sweetheart Wendy.
	+ Ghost - Hey Abby, have you seen- oh bloody hell, I'm such a plonker.
	+ Fire - Indeed. You are up to trouble.
* WX-78 - I’m mighty curious about that WX fellow.
	+ Attacker - Alright, alright, I’ll stop badgering you about getting a look-see.
	+ Murderer - WX...I dinnae want to do this….
	+ Reviver - I love how unique and interesting WX truly is, remarkable!
	+ Ghost - NO! I’ll save you WX!
	+ Fire - Oh, so you like fire yourself?
* Wickerbottom - Hey Wicks, got an adventure tale or something to read?
	+ Attacker - You’re not being a first-rate influence, Wicks!
	+ Murderer - Alright, screw the books lady.
	+ Reviver - Thank-you m’am! I know ya ain't much of the flying sort, so maybe tea time?
	+ Ghost - I’ll get a heart to boo-st your morale. How about that one, mate?
	+ Fire - And I thought you were the one constantly trying to get Willow to stop making fires.
* Woodie - Hello Woodie! Lucy told me all about ya.
	+ Attacker - What? No, I dinnae steal Lucy, I just found her back home!
	+ Murderer - Sorry to crash your murder spree, but this is the end of the road, Woodie.
	+ Reviver - You can borrow Ivy if ya want, Woodie!
	+ Ghost - I’ll get you back to Lucy, mate!
	+ Beaver - Werewolf! Were- oh, it just be you. Sorry, Woodie.
		- Ghost - That seems like a sticky predicament.
	+ Moose - Boy, he has a lot of moose-le right now.
		- Ghost - What? I thought ya were unstoppable!
	+ Goose - Imma getcha, goosy!
		- Ghost - Oh, someone was being a silly goose I see.
	+ Fire - I thought you liked trees!
* Wes - Hello mate! Whatdidya say ya name was again?
	+ Attacker - I thought you were all fun and games, but that one felt kinda real, pal.
	+ Murderer - I knew it! Bloody clowns are monsters!
	+ Reviver - Aw, thank-you mate! Your name’s Wes, right?
	+ Ghost - Aw, let me patch you up real fast!
	+ Fire - That is very much a real fire, mate.
* Maxwell - So, what this thing between you and the science fellow?
	+ Attacker - What did I say? Hot rubbish this is.
	+ Murderer - You bloody coward, fight me!
	+ Reviver - Thanks for helping me out, Maxy.
	+ Ghost - Quit glaring, I’m getting ya a bloody heart.
	+ Fire - You’re into that fire thing too?
* Wigfrid - Hullo Wigfrid! Marvelous performance earlier!
	+ Attacker - Okay, no need to prove you’re a bloody brilliant fighter!
	+ Murderer - And so begins the final battle of Wigfrid.
	+ Reviver - Hat’s off to you, m’am. Be it as it would, a jetpack would suit you nicely.
	+ Ghost - I can already hear the mourning choir in the background. I’ll bring you back as soon as I can.
	+ Fire - What, trying to change the setting of the current situation?
* Webber - Hello trouble! What’s on ya mind?
	+ Attacker - What happened to me new little helper?
	+ Murderer - You ain’t no better than any of them other spiders!
	+ Reviver - How about we get ya a good cup of tea and toffee? You’ve been an outstanding helper!
	+ Ghost - Don’t worry trouble! Just hang tight for a tick and I’ll fix ya right up!
	+ Fire - I think this might be a bad idea...
* Winona - Heya Winona! Have you considered incorporating steam power yet?
	+ Attacker - Screw you and your electrical nonsense, mechanic!
	+ Murderer - Alright, game bloody on, Winona!
	+ Reviver - Y'know, electric ain’t all that bad. How about we combine our efforts?
	+ Ghost - So there’s this brilliant thing out there called steam power...
	+ Fire - Whoa stop! That ain’t tinkering!
* Wortox - An imp, huh? Sure ya ain’t into the crimson stuff?
	+ Attacker - I’m pretty dang certain that ain’t a prank!
	+ Murderer - You’re a demon alright!
	+ Reviver - Actually, I think I remember ya from something else.
	+ Ghost - I though you had plenty of souls in ya. So...what’s the catch here?
	+ Fire - Not everything is a bloody prank for cryin’ out loud!
* Wormwood - Hmm….you remind me of someone, Wormwood.
	+ Attacker - You looking for truffle, mate?
	+ Murderer - Get that bloody root of yours out of here!
	+ Reviver - Thanks mate! I know a good friend for ya back at home, by the way.
	+ Ghost - No! I’ll get you back in order! Promise!
	+ Fire - What happened to peace, love, and plants?
* Warly - Is that...a culinarian? We dinnae have them back home.
	+ Attacker - Rather spicy, are we?
	+ Murderer - Oi, you’re no better than a mean old butcher!
	+ Reviver - Thanks Warly! I can always count on ya.
	+ Ghost - I’ll bring you back in time for supper. You dinnae need to worry.
	+ Fire - Five alarm going on right here!
* Wurt - Hey Wurt! Mind if I pat your head?
	+ Attacker - Oy! Wurt really got a bite going!
	+ Murderer - Getthatbloodyrabidmermchildawayfromme!
	+ Reviver - Aw, you’re so sweet Wurty!
	+ Ghost - That must have been so scarry! I’ll fetch ya a heart, alright?
	+ Fire - Willow, what did we tell ya about teaching Wurt to light fires?!
* Walter - Hello kid! You seem like the adventurous sort.
	+ Attacker - Hey! What happened to your manners, child?
	+ Murderer - That’s enough!
	+ Reviver - Thanks for getting me back on me feet!
	+ Ghost - You are your own ghost story now, I guess.
	+ Fire - “Only you can prevent forest fires.” Just how many times have you said that?
* Wanda - Hello Wanda! Show me some gears!
	+ Attacker - Hey, tone it down a tick, Wanda!
	+ Murderer - I don’t care what ya bloody watch says, you’re a mean old lady!
	+ Reviver - Thanks for the pick-me-up, Wanda!
	+ Ghost - So...all the freaky shadow hand stuff- nevermind, I’ll go fetch ya a heart.
	+ Fire - Time we put that fire out, don’t ya think?
* Wixxy - Hello Wixxy! How’s ya singing spirit doing?
	+ Attacker - I think we need to have another Wixxy-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention. Agreed?
	+ Murderer - Enough’s enough, Wixxy! No more tricks from ya!
	+ Reviver - Call me aunty anytime, Wixxy! I’ll try me best to set up a proper tea time.
	+ Ghost - What did I tell ya about sneaking around at night, "newbie?"
	+ Fire -  Oy, just because Willow gets a free pass….
* Wuxer - Hey Wux, how’s life treating ya?
	+ Attacker - Oy, freaky shadow hands to yourself!
	+ Murderer - You’re only a shadow of who you once were, traitor!
	+ Reviver - You’re the best four-legged pal I got, Wux!
	+ Ghost - Just hold on while I get ya a heart, Wux.
	+ Fire -  Now THIS is what I call a mess!

## Food

* Egg - It ain’t from any chicken.
	+ Cooked - That’s how they usually come back home.
* Meat - Now that’s a proper chunk of meat.
	+ Cooked - Steak here's a little different, but it's got good flavor nonetheless.
* Jerky - It actually tastes a little sweet if ya ask me.
* Morsel - Only a wee little bit.
	+ Cooked - This qualifies as good snacking grub.
* Small Jerky - Yay! Always like fun-sized food.
* Monster Meat - It ain’t a rotten chunk at the very least.
	+ Cooked - I dinnae like it...not one bit...
	+ Jerky - It ain’t any better like this.
* Leafy Meat - Rather stinky at the moment.
	+ Cooked - It kinda tastes like….jello!
* Drumstick - Ya get what you bloody deserve, bird!
	+ Cooked - It’s fingerlicking good.
* Freshwater Fish - How would you like to be a nice, grilled meal?
* Fish morsel - Always love me fish, I dinnae care how small it is.
	+ Cooked - Me mouth is already watering. I must eat it!
* Eel - So, you ain’t going to zap me? Okay cool.
	+ Dead - Aw, I thought that fishy would have been a nice pal. But now it be food.
	+ Cooked - Tastes like chicken. No, seriously, have a bite.
* Koalefant Trunk - Let me have a nosey. Heh heh.
* Winter Koalefant Trunk - So harry! How do ya think they breathe outta this thing?
	+ Cooked - Oh, the things we eat around here...
* Frog legs - EEP! Thing just twitched on me!
	+ Cooked - We usually sauté these legs.
* Batilisk Wing - Too bad me hands don’t make me fly.
	+ Cooked - I’m not so sure I want to eat that...
* Naked Nostril - It’s like a rubber band. Why the bloody hell would I eat it?
	+ Cooked - Alright...mayble I’ll try a bit...
* Runty Guppy - Maybe if I catch enough I’ll have a nice little fish platter.
* Needlenosed Squirt - Pretty much sums ya up, huh squirt?
* Bitty Baitfish - I thought you'd be bigger considering all the fighting.
* Smolt Fry - Regardless, I think you’ll make a nice supper.
* Popperfish - POPCORN?! Bloody hell, I wanted FISH!
* Fallounder - That’s a clever way to try to disguise yourself, but ya still fell for me hook.
* Bloomfin Tuna - Wonder what it looks like when it blooms.
* Scorching Sunfish - I think it’s safe to say this fella is cooked.
* Mudfish - Now you look like you’d make a wonderful mouthful.
* Deep Bass - I can already dream of the fish I’ll be eating tonight.
* Dandy Lionfish - Yup, just dandy. And soon to be yummy.
* Black Catfish - Bad luck? Since when...
* Corn Cod - Why is it always CORN?!?!
* Ice Bream - Sure, you’re cool, but you ain’t got any meat on ya.
* Dead Wobster - Ah bloody hell. Guess there’s only one way to cook a dead wobster.
	+ Cooked - There’s a tad bit of disappointment on the side...
* Raw Fish - The only good part about the ocean is ALL THE FISH!
	+ Cooked - Mmm...I can’t wait, I can’t wait!
* Berries - What kinda berries are these jolly chaps?
	+ Cooked - Whatever they are, they taste a whole lot better like this.
* Banana - Still tastes like regular old bananas to me.
	+ Cooked - They be too mushy for me when they're cooked.
* Dragon Fruit - Not everything’s alien in this world.
	+ Cooked - They taste too right to be true, just like the ones I’m used to eating.
* Durian - I dinnae understand the reaction from you lot. Sure, it’s a little spiky, but it smells like almonds!
	+ Cooked - Okay, yeah the texture is a different story.
* Pomegranate - So do ya bite into it like an apple?
	+ Cooked - Oh, so ya eat the seeds. Now that seems more apetizing.
* Watermelon - I usuall have me machete to slice these things open...out of all the times to have left it at home...
	+ Cooked - Nice and sweet, but it don’t qualify as brain food.
* Juicy Berries - Might as well eat these ones straight off the bush.
	+ Cooked - Wouldn't make a bad syrup if ya ask me.
* Fig - Ooo, another new fruit!
	+ Cooked - Just about everything tastes better cooked, so why not?
* Carrot - Carrots always make me mouth taste funny.
	+ Cooked - Not so bad like this.
* Corn - That’s so otherworldy! None of the veggies back home had ears...
	+ Popcorn - It's tastier this way.
* Eggplant - There’s only a few ways I like this new veggie...
	+ Cooked - ...and this ain’t one of them.
* Pumpkin - That would be a lovely pie pumpkin.
	+ Cooked - Too bad it ain’t drowned in brown sugar like a proper roasted squash.
* Red Cap - Usually you cook something with mushrooms, not eat them by themselves.
	+ Cooked - Um, how sure am I that I want to eat this?
* Green Cap - I clearly remember mum telling me to *dinnae* eat the green ones.
	+ Cooked - I mean, maybe?
* Blue Cap - What are the chances that this is healthy for me?
	+ Cooked - Nope.
* Mutated Fungus - It smells so...inviting
	+ Cooked - It perks ya up a little.
* Glow Berry - I want to eat it. Now.
* Lichen - Wowee, it’s turning to powder in me hands.
* Cactus Flesh - Maybe I should consider removing the pokey bits first.
	+ Cooked - The smell is surprisingly lovely.
* Cactus Flower - Look, I know ya hate flowers Wixxy, but these are good for you.
* Lesser Glow Berry - There, now that wasn’t so hard.
* Kelp Fronds - Wortox, if you get any funny ideas of rubbing me neck with this stuff...
	+ Cooked - I guess cooking don’t necessarily make it all better.
	+ Dried - Not a bad snack. It be mighty salty.
* Stone Fruit - I’d be pretty looney thinking this be food.
	+ Ripe - What the bloody hell is this green gunky meat?
	+ Cooked - The rock serves as a nice little bowl.
* Asparagus - I just found me new favorite veggie.
	+ Cooked - Walter, how can ya not like this stuff?
* Garlic - WX kinda smells like garlic if ya ask me. They're interesting nonetheless.
	+ Cooked - Wait, do I really want to eat this entire thing?
* Onion - Everything tastes better when ya cook them with onions.
	+ Cooked - No no, you ought to deep fry them if ya want to enjoy onion rings.
* Pepper - The epitome of spice in this world. In plant form.
	+ Cooked - Too bad I dinnae got any pizza to top this on.
* Potato - Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
	+ Cooked - Mmm! These are some bloody brilliant taters.
* Toma Root - To-mah-to. That’s how I’ve always said it, now shush.
	+ Cooked - Look at me, so healthy...
* Bacon and Eggs - Mmm...that there is a decent breakfast. Or dinner, for that matter.
* Butter Muffin - Maybe if I save one of them for WX he'll finally be nice to me.
* Dragonpie - It’s so amazing and delicious and bubbly and sweet and...
* Fishsticks - Where be the custard?
* Fish Tacos - Never had meself a taco before, and I dinnae what I was doing before I had one.
* Jam - I'm not whipping it off anyone's face if they decide to eat it like a child. I'm not a parent...
* Froggle Bunwich - Hey, I think I've seen one of them before!
* Fruit Medley - Mmm...it’s so sweet...
* Honey Ham - I put honey on practically everything back home. Don’t judge me, some people do it with kechup.
* Honey Nuggets - Looks like a darnright harpy massacre to me.
* Kabobs - Better than a squirrel on a stick.
* Mandrake Soup - Aw, this just seems so cruel now.
* Meatballs - We eat these too often.
* Meaty Stew - Did me mum make this? Sorry, nostalgia.
* Monster Lasagna - Oh I remember ya, bloody volatile meal.
* Pierogi - It’s a dumpling. Stuffed with meat.
* Powdercake - There’s always a need for more snacks when I'm tryin' to perfect me gadgets.
* Pumpkin Cookies - Oh Wixxy! Guess what I haaaaave...
* Ratatouille - There’s only half the palaver that the name suggests.
* Stuffed Eggplant - Am I the only one here who just eats the insides?
* Taffy - Who did I like spoiling with toffee back home when...hang on...
* Turkey Dinner - Alright, where be the wishbone inside this fella?
* Unagi - It’s kinda like sashimi, but with eel I guess.
* Waffles - Proper meal right here!
* Wet Goop - I dinnae know how to cook, alright?
* Flower Salad - Come on, just one bite Wixxy! It’s really good!
* Guacamole - Was the little fluffy fella really a necessary ingredient?
* Ice Cream - Hey Webber! Let’s be ice cream mates, shall we?
* Melonsicle - I got meself so many questions about how that pot was able to freeze it when we put it on high...
* Spicy Chili - Spicy and chilly are two things that normally dinnae go together.
* Trail Mix - Birchnuts and berries, what a lovely combo.
* Jellybeans - I dinnae know if ya lot can tell or not, but I really like sugar.
* Asparagus Soup - Mmm-mmm! This stuff’s the best!
* Banana Pop - It’s sweet how Wendy always offers one to her sister.
* Bone Bouillon - Warms ya right up, soul included!
* Ceviche - Shrimp salad? We dinnae have shrimp here, so where did it come from?
* Hot Dragon Chili Salad - I dinnae know what spice was before..this happened.
* Fresh Fruit Crepes - I need his recipes in me life.
* Fish Cordon Bleu - Warly always makes the best grub around here.
	+ Buff - Heyheyhey, would ya look at that! It’s like me skin’s waterproof!
	+ Debuff - Ah, it’s all soaking in again.
* Asparagazpacho - Bet I could inhale this in a tick.
* Glow Berry Mousse - If any one of you lot steal MY mousse, I’ll know who did it!
* Creamy Potato Puree - Hands down the best way to eat them taters.
* Monster Tartare - It’s so good I can't eat another bite.
* Moqueca - So much palaver inside this soup. No, wait, Warly! That's a good thing!
* Grim Galette - Magic engine oil in food? Now that’s a ghastly new trend.
* Stuffed Pepper Poppers - Eating too many gives me heartburn.
* Puffed Potato Souffle - I could never pull off a souffle back at home.
* Fancy Spiraled Tubers - Usually me chips come in a red cardboard box.
* Salsa Fresca - Well, that is going to be one loaded chip.
* Vegetable Stinger - Down the hatch!
* Volt Goat Chaud-Froid - Oh geez, just about mistook that for a slime.
	+ Buff - What...I'm becoming electric?!
	+ Debuff - Okay...okay...much better...phew….
* Surf ‘n’ Turf - These make quite the lovely combo.
* Lobster Bisque - It just tastes like a whole lot of salt.
* Lobster Dinner - Mmm! Kinda like the crabs we make for fancy occasions!
* California Roll - Rolled sashimi? Now that’s a trend I ain’t have heard of.
* Seafood Gumbo - Trying new food is always a fun adventure.
* Barnacle Pita - Jam-packed with jolly good stuff!
* Barnacle Nigri - I dinnae know about eating raw barnacles...
* Barnacle Linguine - I eat the noodles first, then the barnacles. Feel free to judge me.
* Stuffed Fish Heads - I know ya like these, right WX?
* Leafy Meatloaf - Is it vegan?
* Veggie Burger - Mmm...marvelous burger baps on these.
* Jelly Salad - Shut it. I deserve some quality grub.
* Beefy Greens - Who would’ve thought I’d be eating meat salad?
* Mushy Cake - Everyone says they like stacked cakes, so I install smokestacks in mine.
* Soothing Tea - Ahh...a sip of tea to enjoy the breeze.
* Fig-stuffed Trunk - Now say I squeeze the figs out through the nosey...
* Figgy Frogwich - It’s like we put them in everything now.
* Figkabob - An even better improvement! Marvelous!
* Figatoni - Oh come on, Walter. Just one bite!
* Bunny Stew - Ah yes, the tastes of home! Go on, have a bite!
* Banana Daiquiri - The taverenkeep would always put a little whip cream on mine.
* Milk-made Hat - We could have wrapped it in something other than that bloody kelp.
* Amberosia - Great. Moth food.
* Seeds - This be a rather seedy place.
	+ Carrot - Downright impossible to see.
	+ Corn - I’d expect it to look more like the actual seed part of it.
	+ Dragonfruit - They’re like eggs, in a sense.
	+ Durian - Which one do these grow up to be again?
	+ Pomegranate - Hopefully I dinnae get carried away with watching these little guys fly.
	+ Pumpkin - They really ain’t that sharp.
	+ Pepper - They kinda slip around in ya fingers.
	+ Garlic - I dinnae think that’s a pea pod.
	+ Onion - Plant seeds here are very, very different.
	+ Watermelon - Oh, I think I know where these originally came from.
	+ Asparagus - If I ever find a way home, I have to take some of these with me.
	+ Potato - Is that a seed in the middle of all that rubbishy fluff?
	+ Toma Root - I keep finding them stuck inside me pockets.
	+ Toasted - Not me favorite snack, but we’re out in the wilderness.
* Honey - Can’t get enough of that stuff.
* Butterfly Wings - Health food is strange.
* Butter - BUTTER?! This world gets more outlandish by the bloody day!
* Rot - Don’t think ya can call it a bite any longer.
* Rotten Egg - They ain’t spoiled! They’ve become more useful!
* Phlegm - Ew, nasty! Now my coat’s going to smell of this rubbish for weeks.
* Roasted Birchnut - They’re really chewy.
* Electric Milk - It makes me hair stand on end.
* Royal Jelly - I'd like to pop a whole glob of the stuff in me mouth.
* Moon Moth Wings - Pixie wings look so sad when they be like this.
* Milky Whites - Ew, smells like crimson.

## Miselaneous

* Blueprint - Now what does this lovely cheat sheet tell me?
* Gears - DIBS!
* Manure - There seems to be a distinct lack of loos around here.
* Guano - The vanilla ice cream has turned!
* Melty Marbles - Is this to prevent the children from swallowing ‘em like I did?
* Fake Kazoo - Aw, rats! Too bad I dinnae know how a kazoo works.
* Gord’s Knot - I mean, it’s a fair-dang-good knot, but it ain’t doing much.
* Gnome - I wanna call him Fitzroy, kind of a lad if ya ask me.
* Tiny Rocketship - Rockets are bloody boring compared to some of the projects I wind up doing.
* Frazzled Wires - Once again, another flaw with electricity.
* Ball and Cup - I’d love to strangle whoever invented this game with this bloody thing.
* Hardened Rubber Bung - Ah yes, back when I made furniture and had some decent pleasantries like a bloody bathtub…
* Mismatched Buttons - Oy, mismatched buttons add character!
* Second-hand Dentures - Eww…
* Lying Robot - It ain’t my cup of tea.
* Desiccated Tentacle - Well, I ain’t faffing about with that piece of rubbish.
* Dwarf Star - It reminds me of home in a way.
* Bone Shards - I once choked on one of them, never again!
* Abigail’s Flower - What’s this rubbish?
	+ 1 - Nothing more than a sorry mess of petals.
	+ 2 - Uh, hello mate? Is that someone in there?
	+ 3 - It ain’t all that dead anymore...
	+ Ready, held - Uh, I dinnae think I should be holding this pretty thing.
	+ Ready - Floating flowers ain’t the best thing for me nerves.
* Lucy the Axe - Hello again, mate!
* Codex Umbra - I dinnae think I'm supposed to lay me mitts on this…
* Shadow Puppets - That’s a bunch of codswallop, I can make those with my hands too!
* Blueprint (rare) - I wanna learn that one straightaway!
* Fur Tuft - Nothing more than a mere fuss of lint.
* Sketch - What a lovely drawing!
* Advert - Ugh, adverts are so otherworldly. I dinnae like them popping up in my vision…
* Ancient Key - Back home we call that a drill bit.
* Shadow Atrium - What happens if I plug that lad into a ghosty?
* Spoiled Fish - That’s pretty much Wurt in a nutshell.
* Gnomette - Too bad I dinnae have a proper mantle to place it on.
* Leaky Teacup - Everyone ‘round here needs their wee cup for tea.
* Bishop - Much more manageable when they’re the size of a wizzy-snapper.
* Bent Spork - I ain’t trusting Wixxy with it. Dinnae ask.
* Toy Trojan Horse -
* Unbalanced Top - Oh, this be a real simple fix-up if Wanda let me borrow her tools for once.
* Back Scratcher - Wigfrid, I swear, if you whack me with that bloody stick of the devil one more time…
* Beaten Beater - Oh, a bloody beater. Out of all the places to find one lying about.
* Frayed Yarn - How long does this go?
* Shoe Horn - Plastic is rubbish, use copper!
* Knight - Almost like a good luck charm in this unsightly place.
* Lucky Cat Jar - Wick’s been making me put a bloody penny inside every bloody time I say a naughty word around them children.
* Air Unfreshener - That ludicrous scent drives me up the walls.
* Potato Cup - YES!
* Rook - Oh for crying out loud, it’s a CASTLE!
* Wire Hanger - Another reminder of what I used to own…
* Blue Moonlens - Now I can remember where I put my bloody stuff…somehow!
* Green Moonlens - Perhaps me favorite color of the bunch.
* Red Moonlens - Why ya scared Wolfgang?
* Orange Moonlens - Anyone wanna play a wee bit of catch?
* Purple Moonlens - If I put it in Wux’s socket I’ll know where he’s at all the time.
* Yellow Moonlens - Great, now what does this do?
* Iridescent Gem - Ooo, I love sparkly things!
* Moon Caller’s Staff - Behold the power of the MOON!
* Polar Light - Brrr….I’m chilling in me trousers over here…
* Beach Toy - Oh look, a bucket. A plastic bucket.
* Crumpled Package - Hey Wixxy, can ya open this for me?
* Lost Toy - From Neverland?
* Mourning Glory - Perhaps from another world we can explore one day.
* Message in a Bottle - Gimme gimme gimme I wanna read that hot sucker.
* Empty Bottle - For the love, it’s a mason jar you loonies.
* Bundle of Thanks - Aw, why thank you, miss!
* Shell Bell Bundle - More bells, woo…
* Tackle Box - I just use it as me lunchbox.
* Spectackler Box - Well, like my gram-gram said, the bigger the better!
* Fish Food - Definitely not worms, to say the least.
* Amberosia - It don’t belong in my cup of chai.
* Compost - It just be a wee plate of plant food.
* Terrarium - Oh my…It’s me homeworld…on the other side…
	+ Corrupted - So the windy fuel…is crimson?
	+ Summoning - The plains are colliding…
	+ Dormant - Well…I’ll find me way home one of these times.
	+ No boss setting - Oh come on, give it a little hot water and a nice sharp kick!