Flintlockwood

**Debut** | TBA

**Flintlockwood** is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Masístekaikatapieíte from the planet RFDMSDLF.

## Appearance

Flintlockwood is a humanoid alien made from a combination of organic flesh and leaves, with his head featuring a large white helmet patterned with several red asymmetrical stripes held to his torso with several fleshy tentacles emerging from his neck, with a very large red eye with a white squared pupil on the center of his head and a dark squid beak-like mouth on the underside of his head, while the rest of his body is made from plant matter, his exposed hands and toeless feet having the texture of compressed grass. Flintlockwood wears a long tan overcoat with a red undershirt, a dark gray sash lined with his acorn ammunition, and dark gray pants, all while wielding a large gun made entirely out of wood in his right hand, with the end of its barrels filled with the leaves of a shrunken tree inside.

Flintlockwood wears the Simplicitrix on the top of his head.

## Powers

* Flintlockwood can load acorns into his wooden gun and fire them as wooden bullets that upon contact with an organic surface, whether it may be that of flesh or soil, will instantaneously grow and mature into a large tree that he can manipulate through firing additional bullets into them, utilizing them for a variety of different purposes, such as shields using their leaves, offensive using their branches, or propulsion should he shoot the ground beneath his feet.
	+ Flintlockwood can substitute his acorn bullets with the flesh of other plant-based species, imbuing the resulting foliage that their impacts create with the preporties of their species, with Methanosian bullets resulting in fiery trees that generate methane instead of oxygen, Spinaex bullets resulting in barren trees with razor sharp thorns across its branches and bark, Nogarab bullets resulting in mutated trees with slimy sap that can absorb the DNA of any living organism that comes in contact with them, and so on.
	+ Should Flintlockwood's wooden gun suffer damage or be lost, he can simply grow a new one through generating excess wood.
* Flintlockwood has limited shapeshifting and regeneration due to his malleable flesh and leaves.
* Flintlockwood has enhanced strength, durability, speed, reflexes, flexibility, and vision.
* Flintlockwood's unique physiology is naturally immune towards those capable of biological and plant manipulation.

## Weaknesses

* Flintlockwood's acorn bullets cannot grow into trees should they be fired into inorganic surfaces that give them no room nor moisture to grow.
* Flintlockwood cannot mentally manipulate trees by himself, instead needing to fire more bullets into them to expand their growth, alter their appearance, and so forth.
* Flintlockwood's trees age extremely fast in order to mature into fully grown trees in a manner of seconds, meaning after they serve their purpose, they will wilt and crumple into dust within the span of a few hours.
* Flintlockwood's flesh and leaves are just as equally flammable, putting him at a severe disadvantage towards fire.

## Etymology

* Flintlockwood's name is a play on "flintlock" and "Flint Lockwood," the main character of the 2006 American computer-animated science fiction comedy film, *Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs*.
* Flintlockwood's species name is the Latin translation of "chew and swallow," referencing the town of Chewandswallow from the same movie.
* Flintlockwood's planet name is "FLDSMDFR," the abbreviated name of the food-creating machine from the same movie, spelled backwards.

## Trivia

* Flintlockwood was drawn and suggested by Shark.
* Flintlockwood's head resembles the shape of the FLDSMDFR, complete with the same asymmetrical stripes, although instead made organic.