1278/Physical Exam: Blurr

**Healthpoint has posed:**
      Ever since Starlock relayed Jazz's order, the repair bay has been an even more constant den of activity. In addition to the usual care for injuries, the flow of mechs and femmes coming in for the new routine physical exam has been pretty steady as the rank and file troops make their way in and out. Each exam really doesn't take very long, and after a full day the flow of troops coming in for exams has started to ebb.

      Healthpoint is taking the time to make sure the exam equipment is calibrated properly and if there is time preparing to get her own exam done with the help of another medic.

**Starlock has posed:**
     Starlock's been on her pedes most the day due to that as well, assisting Healthpoint, and showing her how to run full diagnostics and systems checks, as well as keeping track of the names of those who came in, and those that would miss theirs due to missions that would take /over/ a month, after double checking with schedulers and command to make sure these where true.

      "Well, this has been going a bit smoother then expected.. haven't had to magnetize anyone to the berth yet." She'd joke to Healthpoint lightly.

**Blurr has posed:**
    Blurr got the memo about these required physicals. Of course, he thinks it's kind of dumb and excessive, especially the part where everyone was going to be doing it so that meant -waiting- his turn, but orders will be orders. As long as it's quick, it's fine with him. He files in with some other mechs looking to get the same thing done.

**Healthpoint has posed:**
      Healthpoint quickly stifles the laugh that starts up at Starlock's joke, then smirks a bit after recovering. "Yes, that is always a good thing." she says before noticing Blurr has arrived. "...of course, we have not gotten through all of them yet." she adds quietly, then smiles to Blurr and salutes. "Hello, sir. If you step right over here, we can get you taken care of." she says, motioning to a nearby examination table that has been reserved specifically for these physicals. "We will be doing thorough diagnostics on all systems, which can take a bit of time. The more cooperative and still you can manage to be, the better."

      She then looks to Starlock, who has more experience and better knowledge of how to deal with internal systems and calibrations. "Do you want to handle this one, Starlock?"

**Starlock has posed:**
     Starlock notices Blurr as well before looking to Healthpoint and takes in a deep vent, before knitting her ridges, and giving this long, suffering look. "Yeeep." She'd say simply, before leaning over to whisper. "He likes you more, so, he'll likely give you less issues." She'd murmur, this was almost becoming a game of who could wiggle out of it, but Starlock gives a weak chuckle.

      "Yeah I can do it." she says accepting the job... That and she knew what Jazz wanted some rather detailed scans of everyone, so it maybe for the best she did it, stepping over to the berth as she started setting up the diagnostics machinery.

**Blurr has posed:**
    "Ugh, like how much is a -bit- of time?" Blurr grumbles, though he does cooperate and move over to the exam table as instructed. He sighs and leans against it, staring at the ceiling.

**Healthpoint has posed:**
      "Why is that?" Healthpoint whispers to Starlock. Healthpoint's history with Blurr isn't actually positive as far as she knows. Although she supposes that other than the one incident it hasn't been that bad. Of course, that one was pretty bad. Borderline insubordination that resulted in him being injured, even if it was his own fault as far as she's concerned. "That depends. The more you are able to keep still and follow instructions, the faster it will go. Most take less than half a cycle, though."

**Starlock has posed:**
     Starlock shrugs at Healthpoint, all she knows, as she's seen that he and Hot Rod seem to behave for Healthpoint, and Ratchet, but then again, Starlock knew Ratchet was Ratchet, and he knew how to scare a mech into behaving.

      Starlock would start hooking Blurr up to the diagnostic machines as gently as she could. (and he would allow), and started the machines process, starting to look through past Diagnostics of Blurr, to compare them with. "She is correct, It shouldn't take more than a cycle, long as things go smoothly." She'd smile back.

      "Sorry Blurr, but given everything that's happened, can't risk another instance of the cons remotely controlling someone." She'd nod. "That or worse." She'd knit her ridges.

**Blurr has posed:**
    "Hmph. Fine." Blurr lets Starlock do her work, folding his arms. "I guess so. Just get it done and over with." he says grumpily. After a few astroseconds, he starts to peer at the readouts curiously, not that he really knows exactly what any of them mean.

**Healthpoint has posed:**
      Healthpoint sets up the visual acuity and reaction testing equipment while Starlock works. She notices Blurr looking at the monitors and tilts her head in curiousity. "Are you interested in the medical field as well?" she asks before drawing his attention to the vision testing equipment. "Now, just follow the lights with your eyes as best you can, then read the letters that are presented." she instructs. The lights she mentioned go through figure eight motions in steadily faster rates until the sensors detect that he can no longer follow the light. The other part is a typical vision test, testing how far off and how close the letters can be and still be legible.

**Starlock has posed:**
     Starlock nods with a smile at Blurr as she watches the readouts, as Healthpoint deals with the visual testing, she would bring up the holoscreen with what she finds of Blurr's past diagnostics and starts comparing them to what's currently coming up, followed up by another containing the list of people who'd come in for said Physicals, along with his records. "Has anything been off for you since..." She'd pause. "Your last physical? Which I assume was when you were last at Deltaran?" She'd question heistiantly.

      That question caused her to flinch, as it brought up /many/ thoughts in her helm, as she looked through past diagnostics, one for before, and after the whole mess at Deltaran.

**Blurr has posed:**
    Starlock would probably also flinch even further as she brings up the records, and finds none other than -Pharma's- signature on many of them. Even those from before the Deltaran scandal, too. Oh, and Triage, too.

    As Healthpoint presents Blurr with the moving lights, he seems to keep following them no matter how fast they move--even if she increases the speed as high as it will go.

    He shakes his head at Starlock's question. "Nope. Everything's fine."

**Healthpoint has posed:**
      Healthpoint notices those signatures as well and frowns, but she doesn't say anything. Can't really do anything about who handled his exams in the past. Although it does make one wonder just how long Pharma had been up to no good. Those thoughts are pushed away as Blurr follows that light to the very limit of the testing machine's abilities. She watches wide-eyed as he keeps tracking the light until it finally shuts off. "...wow..." she says quietly, then shakes her head lightly in amazement.

      The reflexes test is up next. It is just a simple machine that sends electrical impulses mimicking what the servos receive from the processors and measures how long it takes for the targeted servo to twitch. Healthpoint expects Blurr to destroy this test as well, but you never really know until you know.

      This is then followed by a coordination and reactions test. First the standard test of holding your arms out to your sides and bending them at the elbow joint to touch your nose in a steady rhythm, which is then followed by a speed test. Must like the acuity test, it tests how fast a mech can see and respond to a stimulus. In this case, tapping indicated keys when the appropriate lights come on, once again in a steadily increasing speed. "Have you noticed any gaps in your memory that you didn't notice before? Missing days? Missing sections of memories?"

**Starlock has posed:**
     Starlock did in fact flinch, as that.. THAT just made things very hard, her finials fanned backwards and drooped down as she starts digging, trying to find one from Ratchet when he was in the medical bay and /not/ Deltaran, there had to at least be one, Blurr /had/ been brought in, knocked out before...Right?

      Morbid curiosity was now finding itself in her mind, she started comparing them, one by one, first side by side, and then by overlaying them with one another and turning their opacity down, as she now wondered if they just used the same one over and over.

      She wasn't too surprised by Blurr's results that involved speed, after all, he was very much a speed demon, however.. She braced herself for someone accidently getting /kicked/ by the reflex test.

**Blurr has posed:**
    Blurr pretty much aces every test, and aces it even better than most mechs can. Especially the stimuli one. The results are much the same as the vision one, with him easily keeping up with the flashing lights all the way up to the limits of the test itself. When they're finally done, he just kind of smirks at it. This wasn't so bad, after all, if it involved getting a chance to show off how incredibly fast he is.

    At Healthpoint's question, he shakes his head. "Nope."

**Blurr has posed:**
    Certainly, Starlock would find reports from other medics besides Pharma, in fact she'd probably see her own reports as well as Healthpoint's. But as far as she can tell, there doesn't appear to be anything abnormal about any of them, whether they were created by Pharma or otherwise.

**Healthpoint has posed:**
      Just as they thought, Blurr aces those tests so hard that they might have to redefine the limits of the test. Healthpoint is impressed, and it is obvious until she notices the smirk on Blurr's face. She coughs lightly and pushes her glasses up. "Very good, Blurr." she says, then looks to Starlock. "I think all that is left is the mental testing, right?" She looks to Blurr. "Don't worry. We just hook some monitors to your head and show you various images and measure the responses."

      Images to be seen range from things like a picture of the sunset over the Mithril Sea to scenes of a battle's aftermath to scenes of a race to simple pictures like a mech in car mode, plane mode, a Decepticon...and of course Optimus and Megatron.

**Starlock has posed:**
     Starlock tilts her helm, a bit unsettled by that fact, normally it would be a good sign, but... Considering what she knew happened Blurr there would of been something that would of indicated lead up to when /incident/ happened but.. There wasn't, everything showed he was perfectly healthy, and almost never been ill.

      Starlock Scratched at her face plate and hemmed. "Well, so far, scans are indicating you're particularly Healthy, Blurr, It's good to know you're taking proper care and maintenance of yourself." She'd smile and nodded to Healthpoint. "And yes."

      She didn't understand that mental test to much, but after what she saw with Quickswitch? She was starting to see why they need be necessary, given he had trouble telling friend from foe. She'd pull the machine over. "Almost think you're showing off." She'd snort at Blurr... Knowing Blurr? Probably was true.

**Blurr has posed:**
    Well it wasn't that the reports always showed he was healthy--certainly Blurr had been banged up a few times, including the time he attempted to off himself and nearly succeeded, but they simply were what one would've expected them to be given what was known about the speedster.

    He shrugs at Starlock's comment. "You're -making- me show off." he remarks.

**Healthpoint has posed:**
      Neutral reactions to so many of the pictures is a bit surprising. Healthpoint was expecting a positive response to some of the landscape pictures, negative responses to the scenes of devastation, and a strong response of some kind to the racing photos. But, only the pictures of Decepticons seem to draw a real response, which is at least the expected negative reactions. She is also surprised when Optimus's photo does not cause any particular reaction, but she is probably overestimating Optimus's effect on bots or underestimating how big Blurr's ego is.

      She smirks lightly at the comment from Starlock. "Of course he is showing off. It would not be Blurr if he wasn't." she says, then looks to him again. "Well, unless Ensign Starlock has another test to add, I think we are done." she says with a smile. "Thank you for your time, Lieutenant,:

**Starlock has posed:**
     "Are you complaining?~" Starlock asks with a grin, as she looks once more over all the results and vents a huff, even though her paranoia was going off, she could very well see everything was, well, normal, and started filling out the necessary paperwork for Jazz, on one of the holo-screens she had up, attaching files and putting down every little detail.

      "Nope, everything looks good, passed with flying colors, and there is nothing I can see out of the norm, and Jazz hasn't added any specialized tests, so you're all good to Go." She'd chuckle at Blurr.

**Blurr has posed:**
    'Neutral' is one way of putting it. But whether Healthpoint can tell from the readings or not, this was actually a result of a mixture of positive and negative reactions sort of canceling each other out for an overall neutral reaction. Well except the battlefield. The battlefield was a true sort of 'well that's just typical' neutral.

    "Perfect. Seeya doc." he salutes and rushes off in his typical fashion.