Barramundi Gravboat

## Tactical Analysis

* **Aquatic Predator:** The Barramundi serves as the subhunter for the Contingent cavalry, able to deter enemy submarines by its metalstorm torpedoes, with similarly predictable results for amphibious infantry. Did I mention it's amphibious too to boot?

* **No P in the Ool:** The Barramundi's better asset, however, is altering the strength of gravity in small radius around it, forcing enemy submersibles to resurface and be vulnerable to anti-surface weaponry.

* **Fish out of water:** Metalstorm torpedoes currently used by the Barramundis do not fly as fast through land as they do in water, and thus their operators do not use them while in land. And while they can target ships, targetting aircraft is a feat unattainable by these gravboats.

* **Land sharks:** After enough time (and testing), Barramundis can finally adjust their cannons, allowing for the targetting of enemies while on land.

## Background

**Transcript of the following unknown signals discovered 327km south of Hobart, Tasmania, translated from hexadecimal:**

**Unknown inividual #1:**"...lmao. 2iince when are you capable of land combat? aren’t you a naval 2peciialii2t? iif anythiinh, accordiing two your code (not my word2), iit'2 you that need2 two find *it*. agaiin, not que2tiioniing your competence, iit'2 ju2t you ju2t need two quiit hara22iing the contiingent navy for now untiil we acquiire further data on them."

**Unknown individual #2**:i literally sent these subs to tasmania this morning? and havve since not tried to contact you and the rest of the infinite army?? so wwhy are you just replying noww acting like this wwas my decision. do you knoww that wwe can literally swwarm them wwith our owwn submarines in large numbers? if it wwerent for those neww subs that quickly forced our subs to come out and your awwful wway of conducting navval wwarfare, wwe couldvve took tasmania in seconds!

**#1**: ii under2tand, but ii need two get advii2e from jacob because ii'm a 2hiitty commander? you hack of an artii2t! you don't know how much ii've done for the iinfiiniite army. wiithout me, you'd wii2h you were back in tho2e damn coral2! thii2 ii2 liike one of your dramatiic non2en2e agaiin. you miight be a good 2hiip de2iigner, but iif you can't even 2eperate your whiiniine22 from combat, you are liiterally a 2taiin. goodbye.

**#2**: i couldvve destroyed those submarines anywway! you knoww wwell that they cant fight on land!

(\*Four minutes later\*)

**#2**: dear leaders of the southern contingent,

oxygen blowwers, you are literally so out of line its unbelievvable. i could send twwo hundred krakens at your port cities and you all wwould cry like ovvergrowwn children. ivve beaten you before and you knoww it. chances are youll just say some imperial subs attacked you because they wwant your ore. you don’t wwanna mess with me land dwwellers; i command the terrors from the vvery depths of the sea.

i know threats are all messed up up but that’s all ivve been receivving all day, probably from that samurai wwanabee, his paranoid boyfriend and his felloww buttbuddies all because your subs keep messing up my navval formations due to your gravvity-wwarping powwers or wwhatsoevver. go ahead and make fun of me and the collectivve for being wwhiny and ovverdramatic all you wwant, but if it wwerent for that jacob felloww, i wwouldvve defragmented myself because entropy had to get in our wway of life. noww evven if he has givven me a neww purpose, i'vve been no stranger to pain, but i still dont expect land dwwellers like you to understand my anguish and suffering. some of my colleagues yell at me for the smallest of things, ivve seen some of my creations get destroyed at hands of your navvy, and there are some times i didnt evven wwant to wwake up because some ai insulted my wwork. it might seem petty, but if you do insult a wwork by an artist, youre also insulting the artist himself.

i’m a jaded command node. ivve been through pain that you wouldnt evven dream of. you think your livves are hard? try being insulted by one of your colleagues just because of your owwn subs. you dont knoww my life or my story so keep your vvessels out of our navval fleet. your wwaters are a battlefield and it looks like ivve already wwon.