1:2 - Morning - Nathan & Danalar: Morning Coffee with the Polearm

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

Danalar is in the upstairs living room, tinkering with bardiche.

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

Nathan comes in, smiling and waving when he sees Nalar

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

Nathan pulls out his phone so he can see Bardiche send Nalar's words to him. "Something wrong with Bardiche?"(edited)

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

Bardiche doesn't seem active or responsive. Nalar takes his tablet and sets up the voice to text app. "Just performing a little maintenance." Nalar says.

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

"That's good. I was worried about my favorite guy."

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"Favored guy?" Nalar says with an arched brow.

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

"Bardiche is great!" Nathan's smile is adorable and innocent

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

Nalar chuckles. "Well he is about to come back." Nalar puts the last touches and closes the shaft's panel. "Wakey-wakey."
Bardiche's orbs sparks up. "Greetings, sir." it says. "I mean, Greetings sirs." That second message is sent to Nathan's phone.(edited)

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"Sir, Nathan." bardiche answers. "Come to witness my maintenance?"

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

"I was just wandering around looking for someone to hang out with and found Nalar."

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"nevertheless it is good to meet you again, sir." Bardiche says.
"And I need coffee." Nalar grumbles, getting up.
"Sir, Nathan would you be so kind as to carry me downstairs?" Bardiche asks.

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

"Sure." Nathan picks up Bardiche. "Why do you need coffee? Did you not sleep?"

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"I did, I simply like coffee." Nalar says.
"It has a slight narcotic effect on Tzari." Bardiche explains to Nathan.(edited)

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

"Why is every alien I meet a stoner?" Nathan attempts to mutter but, being deaf, his volume control is not exactly perfect

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"But it is enjoyable." Nalar says. "You should try."

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

"Caffeine just makes my heart beat really fast. And if I tried weed then Mom wouldn't talk to me for a week."

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"A shame." Nalar says, going down the stairs.
"From my observations, Tzari culture is quite permissive when compared to human's." Bardiche explains.

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

"Sounds fun... my mom is pretty lenient though. Especially for an Asian mom." He laughs

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"Do asian mothers unload firearms at those who may corrupt their children's virtue?" Nalar asks.(edited)

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"I have been on the receiving end of such a parent." Nalar says. "It was not enjoyable." They reach the kitchen and Nalar pours himself some coffee.
"Sir, Nathan, if you would please prop me against the counter, that would be much appreciated."

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

Nathan does as Bardiche asks, "I wonder if there is any hot coco mix?"

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"Left most cupboard, Sir nathan." Bardiche says.

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"I am merely doing my duties, sir Nathan."

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

Nathan laughs as he puts his phone away to get the coco mix.

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

Nalar has quickly downed one cup of coffee and pours himself another. "Oh sweet Nectar, why are you not native to my world?"

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/10/2018

Once Nathan puts on some hot water he checks his phone to see Nalar's words, stifling a laugh

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

Nalar sits down with his second cup. "Tell me, Nathan do you wish to become a hero?"

## Kali the Heterophobe08/10/2018

"Your enthusiasm is adorable." Nalar laughs nasally.(edited)

August 13, 2018

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/13/2018

Nathan blushes he doesn't look up from his phone when he says, "thanks."

## Kali the Heterophobe08/13/2018

"What do you think about the coming day ahead?"

## Ezra the Floofmaster08/13/2018

"I don't know it'll probably be good." He smiles

## Kali the Heterophobe08/13/2018

"Things have to be good when there are cute humans around." Nalar says.

"Please disregard Sir Nalar's words, he appears to be intoxicated." Bardiche says.

August 15, 2018

## Kali the HeterophobeLast Wednesday at 6:21 PM

"Sir Nalar, may I suggest getting ready for today's lessons?" Bardiche offers.
"Yes, yes, bardiche." Nalar says and gets up. "I shall see you in class, Nathan."

## Kali the HeterophobeLast Wednesday at 6:56 PM

Nalar starts walking then stops by Nathan's side and pokes his ear. "Ear!" He says before giggling.

## Ezra the FloofmasterLast Wednesday at 6:58 PM

Nathan claps his hands over his ears and backs away, "What was that for?"

## Kali the HeterophobeLast Wednesday at 6:59 PM

"So adorable." Nalar mutters.
"I apologize for my master." Bardiche says. "He appears to have a facination with human ears."(edited)

## Kali the HeterophobeLast Wednesday at 7:06 PM

Nalar wanders off, leaving Bardiche behind. "I hope this did not give a bad impression, I assure you Sir Nalar is quite a gentleman." Bardiche says.(edited)

## Kali the HeterophobeLast Wednesday at 7:08 PM

"You are very kind, Sir Nathan." Bardiche says.

## Kali the HeterophobeLast Wednesday at 7:16 PM

Nalar comes back having changed and put on footwear, he grabs Bardiche. "System check."
Bardiche's orb sparks to life. "All systems optimal sir."

## Kali the HeterophobeLast Wednesday at 7:20 PM

"Of course." Nalar says. "Do you require some preparations of your own, or shall we go?"

## Kali the HeterophobeLast Wednesday at 7:21 PM

Nalar grins. "Very well then, Bardiche, load the school map to my entoptic display." He turns back to Nathan. "Shall we?"