Jschlatt

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## SMPLive information

### Other(s)

 Connor (business partner) Ty (intern) Schlatt (DSMP) (same character)

> "*I want him GONE.*"
> ― Jschlatt to Carson, in reference to AntVenom
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**Jebediah Schlatt**, more commonly referred to as just **Schlatt**, is a veteran member of SMPLive who is best known for his business endeavors on the server. He owns 50% of the business Schlatt & Co. along with his most loyal business partner, ConnorEatsPants.

## Appearance

Schlatt's skin appears as a human with tan skin, black eyes, brown hair and a beard. He wears a black suit with a red tie, and black shoes.

## Personality

Schlatt is a very manipulative and self-centered person who is focused primarily on making a profit on the server. He is very reactive, tending to get easily angered or scared and react in over-the-top ways. He tends to boss others, particularly his employees, around, and will often complain if someone tries to tell him what to do. He seems to have a great deal of misplaced confidence that tends to backfire when he ends up in a conflict with someone more competent than him.

While Schlatt has a great deal of smarts when it comes to business and getting people to do what he says, he also seems to lack common sense, often getting himself into very silly problems and fights that end badly for him.

Despite talking down to his employees, particularly Connor and Ty, he does seem to actually care about them to some extent, as much as he hides it behind layers of snark and criticism.

## History

### Month 1

Schlatt joins on Day 1, initially introducing himself with the funny mic on, which irritates everyone else. He builds a base in a cave on top of a mountain, which he mined out himself. Later that day, AntVenom joins the server, and Schlatt is very excited to meet his "childhood hero". Ant breaks through Schlatt's floor with an iron sword and shield. Schlatt joins a voice chat with Ant to ask if they could fulfill his childhood dream of defeating the Ender Dragon and sleeping together, and is very happy when Ant agrees. However, things sour between the two when Schlatt discovers that Ant's favorite music disc is Stal, which Schlatt believes is "objectively the worst one". Schlatt attempts to get Carson to ban Ant, which doesn't work. Ant calls Schlatt bipolar, which angers him further and amuses the rest of the gathered server members. Schlatt ends his stream by committing suicide by jumping off his base.

### Month 2

On April 9, Schlatt comes up with the idea to use a fake cryptocurrency known as Schlattcoin to scam diamonds out of other players. He sets up a small shack at spawn, asking for 20 diamonds in exchange for one coin. His plan is to promise the customer that they would receive a coin when it was ready, while actually keeping the profits in an underground "scam chest" for himself. The first person to invest in Schlattcoin is ItsAsaii, who discovered the booth at spawn along with ConnorEatsPants. Asaii gives Schlatt 120 diamonds in exchange for 6 Schlattcoins, an exchange they performed behind a brick wall out of Connor's view. During the exchange, Asaii kisses Schlatt, prompting Schlatt to break down the wall and run from Asaii.

Connor then hands Schlatt 20 diamonds, which Schlatt promises to exchange with 1 Schlattcoin. During the transaction, Connor proposes a business idea to Schlatt, a secret vaulting system that players can use to hide their valuable (and mostly illegal) items away from the SMPLive government. Connor follows Schlatt, asking where his coin was, to which Schlatt responds by turning to him and admitting that it had been a scam all along.

Schlatt returns to his scam chest to find that all of the diamonds were gone, as Connor had taken them. Connor then jumps into lava with the diamonds, destroying them. Connor takes the matter to court, with Ted Nivison serving as the judge. Schlatt shows Ted his Schlattcoin booth as evidence that Connor wasn't scammed, arguing that Connor was just being impatient, and that he should be compensated for the stolen diamonds. The court rules in Connor's favor, but allows for Schlatt to contest this through a show of strength, which Schlatt immediately does by killing Connor.

At some point after the Schlattcoin lawsuit, Schlatt founds Schlatt & Co. with ConnorEatsPants as his right-hand man, and also employs Altrive.

On April 12, Connor comes up with a scheme to build a coffee shop in which illegal drug deals could take place. Schlatt, Altrive, and Connor then proceed to build the coffee shop on top of a mountain with a railway that leads to it, though Schlatt and Connor spend most of the time bickering over its appearance.

On April 16, Schlatt attempts to coax Wilbur Soot into investing in Schlattcoin in exchange for Schlatt hiding his illegal items offshore. However, Wilbur does not currently have the funds to buy Schlattcoins, leading to Connor convincing him to steal diamonds from the police station confiscation chest, arguing that while Wilbur was already a criminal due to having golden apples on his person, Connor and his business partner were not, and they did not want to ruin their reputation. Schlatt encourages this through blackmail, threatening to turn Wilbur in if he doesn't comply.

Connor returns home from their successful scam of Wilbur to find that a dirt statue of Herobrine has been constructed outside their home, which promptly terrifies him and Schlatt. Schlatt & Co. almost have a run-in with the law for their part in this crime when Schlatt and Connor harass Carson to use the diamonds collected by the IRS from taxes to purchase Schlattcoin, with Schlatt threatening to leave the server for good if he doesn't. Carson is confused by this, saying he doesn't have many confiscated diamonds on hand because no one on the server had paid their taxes. Jawsh points out that the police department has some confiscated diamonds, and Connor immediately blurts out "not those diamonds".

On April 19, Schlatt and Twomad have a heated staring contest in the Nether Hub. Cooper arrives and tells Schlatt and Connor that he's going to create an illegal drug trafficking ring at his base, extending an offer to them to join him in this endeavor. Cooper leads them to his base to explain his proposal, and tests one of his traps on Schlatt due to the intended target being offline, which pisses both him and Connor off, feeling humiliated and disrespected. They leave quickly, though not before Cooper can give Schlatt gold blocks for his Schlattcoin Monument.

The gold blocks from Cooper allowed Schlatt and Connor to make significant progress on their monument, but they still needed gold and glowstone, so they attempt to scam YoitsGold after giving him the 5th Schlattcoin. Gold proceeds to threaten the pair with his gear, which was much better than theirs. Connor gives the Schlattcoin back, but Gold reveals that he had a hit on Schlatt. Connor risks his life by swatting Gold, allowing Schlatt to run away and escape. However, Connor accidentally knocks Gold in the wrong direction and he immediately catches up with Schlatt and kills him. Schlatt proceeds to threaten to liquidate more of Connor's share of Schlatt & Co. in order to try and teach him to be more assertive (despite Schlatt not having any power over Connor in the company to be able to do this due to their equal ownership), citing his "submissive nature" and saying that he was "looking at a charity case right now".

On April 22, Wilbur comes to Schlatt for advice, as he had been given a hit on Junky Janker and felt too guilty about killing the voice of Gumball. Wilbur tasks Schlatt with fulfilling the hit for him, taking him to spawn where Junky and Weest were, and leading him up to the top floor of a house so he could get the perfect aim. Schlatt attempts to shoot at Junky but keeps missing. Weest and Junky notice, and Schlatt immediately throws Wilbur under the bus, telling them the truth. Schlatt vows to take Wilbur to court as he feels that he was forced to attack Junky against his will. The court case has Schlatt performing as the judge, Wilbur's lawyer, *and* the prosecution. After the court case, Wilbur challenges Schlatt to a game of spleef to rule who was in the right.

On April 29, Connor and Schlatt become the cops of the server and receive guns and an enforcement stick, now donning uniforms made by Connor. The first victim of their abuse of power is 24 Frames of Nick, who was trespassing in Schlatttown and building a giant obsidian penis. They then take Nick's diamond sword, pickaxe, and chestplate and kill him again for fighting back. Since Nick refused to purchase a Schlattcoin, the pair refuse to return his items and murder him several more times. The pair then threaten to arrest Junky Janker if he did not say "what's poppin'" in the Gumball voice. He ends up saying "purchase Schlattcoin" instead.

### Month 3

On May 1, Connor, visibly distressed, shows Schlatt to a melon statue that someone built behind his house, featuring a sign that reads "eat pant Conar". Schlatt is extremely amused by this, which Connor protests. Neither are sure who built it, nor who took it upon themselves to cover their land with wheat. Schlatt and Connor, along with Carson, Traves and Cooper, chase Joko down after he admits to murder and Carson sees that he has potions on hand. Schlatt stops the group and interrogates Carson, asking if he had framed Joko by throwing a potion at him, before immediately changing his mind and attacking Joko again. Carson offers a peace treaty, asking Joko to come with them to Schlatt's base, which Schlatt protests. After some bickering they settle down and follow Carson to Schlatttown. Schlatt convinces Joko to enter the Cuck Shed. Joko mines the magma at the bottom of the shed and then has the idea to dig his way out, emerging from the ground on the other side. Cooper accidentally shoots Schlatt, but this doesn't cause major conflict. Schlatt spends most of their fishing time teasing Connor about the Conar sign.

On May 17, VoiceOverPete joins the game and is greeted by Schlatt and Connor, who tell him about Schlattcoin and give him a tour of their facility. They negotiate with Pete, requesting a classic VoiceOverPete video with 150 words or less in exchange for 5 Schlattcoins. Schlatt and Connor then attempt to trick Pete into the Cuck Shed and kill him, but Pete manages to escape into the woods. They give Pete a down payment of 3 Schlattcoins for the video.

On May 23, SkyDoesMinecraft joins SMPLive and Schlatt manages to scam them out of some lapis, promising to exchange it for the 11th Schlattcoin (which he never did).

### Month 4

On June 11, Michaelmcchill decides he wants to invest in Schlattcoin, attempting to give Schlatt counterfeit diamonds which Schlatt immediately identifies. Arlus intimidates Michael and boosts the price of Schlattcoin up to 30 diamonds, scaring him away.

### Month 5

On July 10, Schlatt and AntVenom decide they will finally set their differences apart and fight the Ender Dragon together. Before the final battle, Ant gives Schlatt a shulker box containing HankCoin Issue #3, the original Stal disk that Ant got on the first day of SMPLive, so that Schlatt could throw it into the void. Ant and Schlatt then proceed to fight the dragon together. The dragon knocks Schlatt into the air and kills him, leaving Ant to defend until he returns. When he does, the dragon tries to kill him the same way again, but Schlatt successfully lands with a water bucket. At the end of it all, the two manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, and Schlatt tosses the Stal disc into the void, never to be seen again.

## Relationships

  **Wilbur** Neutral/negative | Wilbur and Schlatt seem to have a complicated relationship, with Schlatt often using him in his schemes. He doesn't seem to actively dislike Wilbur, but doesn't really seem to consider him a friend either, as much as a tool to use to his advantage. In fact, Schlatt tends to go out of his way to create conflict with Wilbur, such as suing him for "manipulating" him into killing Junky, where the case is extremely rigged against Wilbur as Schlatt fills the role of judge, lawyer and prosecution.

## **Quotes**

* "Did you just call two gay people GOBLINS?" *- to Carson, when he was "homophobic" to him and Aztrosist*
* "You like dick and balls?"
* "I want that Ender Dragon gone more than I have ever wanted you gone." *- to AntVenom*
* "My childhood hero just called me bipolar."
* "AntVenom... Will you go out with me... To the End, to kill the Ender Dragon?"
* "You're gonna post Man Ass in the channel, and then you have the audacity, after posting Man Ass, to call me 'Gay Slut'?"
* "There's no diamonds for the boofed."
* "Eat pant, Conar! Thank you for following ConnorEatsPants!"
* "The world is gonna know who Jebediah Schlatt is!"
* "There goes ConnorEatsPants, making fun of gay people one more time!"

## **Trivia**

* Schlatt has mentioned that his character in SMPLive is inspired heavily by Sips of the Yogscast.*[Citation needed]*
* He banned Obama from his KFC for "ruining the country".
* Schlatt tends to walk everywhere, which often gets made fun of by other players.
* Schlatt is the 3rd member of SMPLive to have won Minecraft Mondays, the others being Cscoop and Traves.*[Citation needed]*
* Schlatt's character on SMPLive is the same person as the character he would later play on Dream SMP, as stated in Tales from the SMP: The Haunted Mansion.

## References

2. ↑ jschlatt [jschlattVODS Archive] (August 16, 2019). "jschlatt VODS: The first SMP Live stream (SMP Live #1)" (VOD).
3. ↑ TedNivison (April 9, 2019). "There is a court case, Jschlatt or Connor, who will survive" on TwitchTracker.
4. ↑ jschlattLIVE (April 22, 2019). "SMPLive: SchlattCoin" (Video).
5. ↑ jschlattLIVE (April 19, 2019). "SMPLive: The Illegal Coffee Shop" (Video).
6. ↑ WilburSoot (April 16, 2019). "[!smplive] Sleepy stream with pasta" on TwitchTracker.
7. ↑ jschlattLIVE (April 25, 2019). "SMPLive: High-Profile Robbery" (Video).
8. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 21, 2019). "Blackmailing SMP Live Gamers into Buying Cryptocurrency - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 7:49 (Video).
9. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 21, 2019). "Blackmailing SMP Live Gamers into Buying Cryptocurrency - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 8:12 (Video).
10. ↑ twomad (April 19, 2019). "SMP 43" on TwitchTracker.
11. ↑ jschlattLIVE (May 1, 2019). "SMPLive: Staring Contest" (Video).
12. ↑ WilburSoot (April 22, 2019). "[!smplive] Bad Boy Minecraft Stream (bad bois only)" on TwitchTracker.
13. ↑ jschlattLIVE (April 22, 2019). "SMPLive: Hitman" (Video).
14. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 29, 2019). "[SMP Live] // I'm the Cop. Let's lay down the law." on TwitchTracker.
15. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (May 5, 2019). "The Police of SMP Live Stage a Public Execution - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" (Video).
16. ↑ jschlattLIVE (May 3, 2019). "SMPLive: Crooked Cop" (Video).
17. ↑ jschlattLIVE (May 31, 2019). "Laying down the law in Minecraft" (Video).
18. ↑ JOKO (May 16, 2019). "BULLIED AND KICKED FROM THE SERVER - SMPLive" (Video).
19. ↑ jschlatt (May 17, 2019). "[smplive] HOOO AHHH HOOO AHHH" (Archived Twitch VOD).
20. ↑ jschlatt (May 23, 2019). "[smplive] Doing MC With Sky" (Archived Twitch VOD).
21. ↑ jschlattLIVE (June 14, 2019). "the AntVenom Shmeat Embargo" (Video).
22. ↑ mossible [karljacobs] (March 4, 2021). "smplive confirmed" (Clip).