Asmodeus's New Hobby

**Asmodeus's New Hobby** is the fifth solo audio drama that was released alongside Asmodeus's character song Pomade on December 25th, 2020.

## Dialogue

### English Translation

**Leviathan:** This part goes here, and...

**Leviathan:** All right, it's all done!

**Asmodeus:** Wow! That's amazing!

**Leviathan:** Wha? Asmo? It is, isn't it? It's an “Exploding Robo Bombalion” model kit. Not only that, it's the exclusive full metal version.

**Asmodeus:** It's so pretty!

**Leviathan:** Heh heh...

**Asmodeus:** It's...too pretty.

**Leviathan:** Yeah, well...

**Asmodeus:** I think I'm in love!

**Leviathan:** Y-You like it that much?

**Asmodeus:** “Metal Build: Exploding Robo Bombalion”...

**Leviathan:** Uh-huh.

**Asmodeus:** ...reflects my face perfectly!

**Leviathan:** Wait, what?! Not the model?!

**Asmodeus:** Even when reflected in a weird toy like this, I'm still as beautiful as ever.

**Leviathan:** “Weird toy”?!

**Asmodeus:** Sorry, sorry, Levi. Please, continue... Finish your weird toy.

**Leviathan:** It's not a “weird toy”! Okay, so the legs goes...

**Asmodeus:** Yes.. Those legs...

**Leviathan:** That seems good!

**Asmodeus:** ...reflect me so beautifully!

**Leviathan:** Yup, knew it.

**Asmodeus:** I wanna see what I look like in the back of its legs!

**Leviathan:** Woah! Hey, careful when you move it!

**Asmodeus:** Wow! I look fantastic in the back of its legs too!

**Leviathan:** What?!

**Asmodeus:** Come on, get more legs on there! Quick!

**Leviathan:** No. This is a bipedal robot, so there are only two legs...

**Asmodeus:** But... I look so good in its legs! I'll order some more legs, so let's make this an eight- nine legged robot!

**Leviathan:** Ew! That's way too many legs!

**Asmodeus:** You could replace the head with a leg!

**Leviathan:** No! I don't want a robot with a leg growing out of its torso!

**Asmodeus:** And make the torso a leg too.

**Leviathan:** Huh?

**Asmodeus:** Then make the arms legs.

**Leviathan:** What?

**Asmodeus:** And then add legs to the legs!

**Leviathan:** What would be the point of that?!

**Asmodeus:** Have its right leg hand hold a leg rifle...

**Asmodeus:** ...its left leg hand hold a leg shield...

**Asmodeus:** ...and its leg back hold a leg sabre!

**Leviathan:** No way! It'll be all legs at that point. We'll have to call it “Silver Leg Cluster”!

**Asmodeus:** Okay... Then at least give it more back leg pieces.

**Leviathan:** What does that even mean...?

**Asmodeus:** Y'know, put loads of back leg pieces all over its body.

**Leviathan:** No! I don't want a robot covered in back leg pieces! If you're gonna be like this, then leave me alone!

**Asmodeus:** Oh, I'm truly sorry for making you mess up, Levi. I'll leave you alone...

**Asmodeus:** But can I have the back leg pieces first?

**Leviathan:** No, you cannot! If you wanna look at yourself that badly, why not find a mirror?

**Asmodeus:** I'm sick of looking at my always beautiful self in the mirror. It's just routine at this point.

**Leviathan:** It's kind of impressive you can say that with a straight face. I'm a little jealous.

**Asmodeus:** So that's why I wanted to see, and experience, if I'd be as beautiful as ever in a weird thing like this!

**Leviathan:** Stop calling it weird! If you wanna see yourself in something weird, go to a sumo tournament and find a puddle of sweat
to stare into!

**Asmodeus:** What?

**Leviathan:** W-Well, it might've been a bit of a weird example...

**Asmodeus:** Nice idea! Be right back!

**Leviathan:** No way are you actually going?!

**Asmodeus:** Thanks, Levi! Bye-bye!

**Leviathan:** Oh, wow. His narcissism is truly in another dimension.

**Asmodeus:** Leviiii!

**Leviathan:** Wha! He's back!

**Asmodeus:** I wanted to look at myself on the way...

**Asmodeus:** ...so is it all right if I take the back leg pieces after all?

**Leviathan:** Noooo!