Rhea

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> Rhea is the Protagonist of the Rhea Cinematic Universe. Everything revolves around them in this realm, it's crazy.
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*"I hate videogames and music" - Rhea*

### Aliases

Rhea, Rheasong, Thom Yorke Fan, That Freak, Weirdo, Creep, What the hell are they doing here? Dog, Healslut, Princess, Prince, Curator Rhea,

### Relatives

Sophie (Adoptive Mother), Cait (Adoptive Mama), Pike (Bestie) (Canonical), Caroline (Wifey)

### Affiliation

Themselves, also goes along with whatever Caroline or (less often) Sophie say.

## Biographical information

### Date of death

Rhea has not died yet. All prophecies have been fake.

### Place of death

Unconfirmed Reports have surfaced the FutureNet. Disregard any of them.

## Appearance

**Beans Events have Changed this section.**

Rhea has shown practically everything. They've shown dog. They've shown two dogs even. Rhea has a face of clay, they look different in every single photo out there, a trait they share with both their dogs, and Jerma985.

* Imagine the most beautiful person you've seen who isn't a famous actor. Now picture them fused with Akira Kirakira from Precure. Extend the chin a little. Sprinkle some Testament Guilty Gear Strive in there facial structure wise. Add David Bowie's DNA. Change the eyes a bit. Lighten the hair. You're onto something there.
* They have an assortment of outfits. Picture every "Princely" or "Tomboy" Yuri character and blend them, you'll likely get an Official Rhea Wiki Brand Outfit.
* They only wear boots.

## Personality

#### The 7 Deadly Sins... "Inverted Scrappy"

Rhea's moods change with the drop of a hat. Often they follow a rigid structure in the first few hours, as seen in the first 3 moods, a climbing emotional state from unfeeling and out of it, to loving. They have several others, including one that has just only come with the latest expansion to the RCU: Mists of Nonbinaria.

* Stage 1
* Stage 2
* Stage 3
* Doglike
* Catlike
* Goofy
* ***NEW:*** Gender Euphoric

Loves too make animal noices and beans in the air fry. Has experienced what an Air Fryer is like and regrets the years of missing out.

The page Rheacore details more features of what the Rhea experience is like.

## Diet

Rhea is a Vegan, the average Rhea meal includes a type of grain, a cup or two of coffee, and an entire order of Taco Bell. Occasionally, they branch out to pasta or peanuts however this is rare. Pasta has become a fear for them, due to them having the worst water for the last 10 months. Peanuts are also known to induce Emotional Suffering into the Rhea, despite their love of the food and all that it can become.

Recently, Curator Rhea has branched off into the world of Youtube Cooks with their girlfriend, and has found a chef that inspires the two of them into becoming better, due to their often relatable food tastes and massive portions.

## History

An abridged history of Rhea can be found on the Rhea Eras page. This page shows roughly the twists and turns Rhea's life has taken, some turns become roundabouts, and some become dead ends.

### The Before Times

Two years have passed since the mortal races banded together and stood united and wrote upon the Eternal Scroll that is the Wiki. Though the site was saved, the tenuous pact between Rhea and not writing anything on here has all but evaporated. The drums of lore thunder once again. It's been said that the original script for this page exists elsewhere on this plane, for the adventurous to seek out.

### The WoW Awakening (2)

Rhea was flying around Thaldrazsus in World of Warcraft, doing a racing daily that they had put off for several days when it hit them. "I'm Non-binary." After finishing the race in record time, they continued on that thought for several hours, all while continuing their adventures in World of Warcraft. Over the next few days they realized that this was who they are, and announced said event on their birthday, which they had found out is shared with Blizzard Entertainment, cementing the theory that their entire life is tied to the company.

The thoughts that had spurred this realization had been bouncing around their head for some years now, always being shoved back into a metaphorical, possibly physical locker, although a wave of eternal unease and discomfort permeating through those little vents in the door. It wasn't until the days before, where Rhea's girlfriend told them of "Testament", a character in Guilty Gear Strive, that Rhea realized that such an option was possible for them. The following morning would be a day of change for the pup.

## Relationships

### Overview

Rhea's relationships with people are long lasting, through ups and downs from a variety of ailments they suffer, they always have their friends to lean on. With time, however, comes adversaries and enemies.

### Oomfies

* Pikecord: The entire GC, known in circles as "Rhea's Mommies", rumored to be the fabled "Thom Yorke Gays & Friends" of yesteryear.
* Shiro Sagucci: Composer of the Evangelion and Bleach soundtracks, featured heavily on several shared playlists between Rhea and their girlfriend, this person is instrumental to their life.
* Their Girlfriend: Rhea's Girlfriend.
* Todd Howard: Creator of Rhea's favorite games, he single-handedly breathed life into games such as Morrowind and Skyrim. It's been said that there might be a third game out there, one that was released just before Skyrim, though Rhea does not recognize such falsehoods.
* Vergil From Devil May Cry: Rhea played DMC5 Vergil Edition and fawned over him for like 15 hours straight.

### Family

* Sophie Discord: One of Rhea's many moms, once an enemy who belittled them at every opportunity, she is now one of Rhea's closest allies, even going as far as to adopting them many moons ago. She's imposed a strict lifestyle change onto Rhea, her own "Rhea Optimization Project" that they instilled upon themselves several years back. This one has only had positive changes, however, whether it's becoming snobbier about coffee that Sophie has given them the gizmos for, or listening to and watching the various things that Sophie enjoys. Rhea has tried their best to scrub this information from the internet, but they had a Weezer song in their top 100 this last Spotify Wrapped. Truly saddening stuff.
* Haley Discord: Another of Rhea's parents, she adopted Rhea along with Sophie, and is shown on the Official Adoption Papers image, though was unable to make it to the grand ceremony due to being sick at the time. Rhea was shown the series Omori, along with the entirety of Dark Souls 2 thanks to Haley's streams, the former being a game Rhea has referenced several times to people to no reaction. She's the creator of 'The Junker', a Joker-esque creature who has a sprawling family. (The Junker may or may not be a property of Polygon.)

### Enemies

Rhea's number one enemy is usually some random Twitter rando or Redditor. But they also have their own rogue's gallery of villains and adversaries.

* Thom Yorke: It's complicated alright, He's kind of a mentor who does Looney Tunes style gags to try and kill Rhea, to no avail.
* Most shoes: Rhea only wears boots. There have been whispers of heels being added to their repertoire but they have not been proven right yet.
* 'Changes' by David Bowie: No comment.
* The writing team for World of Warcraft: Rhea loves Elves in WoW so much, which is terrible news for them, as the writers for said game have no idea what to do with them. Rhea's current main is a Night Elf Rogue, who is the flagship of the "How did Rhea not realize that they were Non-binary earlier" School of Thought.
* Rhea's Dogs: Milly and Bella constantly terrorize Rhea. The latter far more than the former. She is so evil. Rhea can often be heard raging or huffing and puffing at her offerings that she leaves for Rhea.
* Anyone who doesn't send Rhea Testament Guilty Gear Strive art: Anyone who doesn't send Rhea art of Testament from Guilty Gear Strive is considered an enemy and is NOT ALLOWED on the Wiki. They will be arrested on sight.
* Johnny Guilty Gear: Piece of Shit

## Love Interests

### Caroline "Wifey" Song

Caroline is Rhea's beloved, cute girlfriend, who met Rhea thanks to this very wiki. The Scrappy-Doo page, in fact. She makes Rhea the happiest person in the world, and has shown Rhea so many new and wonderful things so soon into their relationship. Whether she's a dog, a cow, a fox, or a panda, Caroline means the world to them, and Rhea looks forward to spending countless time with her. Even if it's her kicking their ass in Guilty Gear. I can't believe that The Rhea Wiki is officially a matchmaker. As if she were sent from the stars, Caroline appeared. I cannot stress enough the fact that the Rhea Wiki gave Curator Rhea a girlfriend. Unbelievable

## Lifestyle

### Hobbies

Brewing Coffee, Whining, Walkies, World of Warcraft (1 hour a week), Drinking Coffee, Looking Hot, Writing, Drawing (Poorly), Retweeting Testament Art, Sending photos to their Girlfriend with the caption "Us", Watching YouTube videos of games they don't really play anymore but still like, Building Gunpla in the future, Stretching out of fear of Blood Clots, Leaving and Rejoining the GC, Having epiphanies on World of Warcraft,

### Likes

Their Girlfriend, Khajiit, Evangelion, Diet Drinks, Healing in Videogames, Playing the same games over and over and over and o-, Their friends, Testament from Guilty Gear, World of Warcraft, Utena, Radiohead, Almalexia, Azura, Asuka Langley Soryu, Coffee, Tea (sometimes), Barking, Dunmer, Argonian Titties, Yuri, The Tomboy and Princely archetypes, Short Hair, Swords, Boots, Collars, Nose Rings,

### Dislikes

Johnny from Guilty Gear, World of Warcraft, Weezer, Nords, Men who call everything GNC a "Femboy",

## Trivia

* Rhea has never broken a bone because they are immortal.
* Despite their immortality they have the endurance of an ant.
* Their favorite songs are "No Surprises" by Radiohead, "Heroes" by David Bowie, Suha by Xiu Xiu, and probably like "I Won't Share You" by The Smiths.
* They often have insightful comments and thoughts like "This ass is like a grape.." They're a 21st century poet.
* Their favorite content creator is Jerma985, an escaped clone of Willem Dafoe.
* They accidentally deleted every single mod on R'aea's save file at once, causing their story to abruptly end.
* All people consider Rhea, a weird Baby
* Rhea has "Uses a Sun-dial energy" according to a friend.
* dog
* Rhea is a Kind Cryptid
* Their official Digimon is Meicoomon
* They're a Grade A Thom Yorke Stalker
* Vegan Btw
* Twitter Quitter
* Twitter Returner
* References old boomer shit
* LOVES Evangelion, especially Asuka from it
* Kin assigned George Michael Bluth by Pike
* Volcel in the streets Incel in the skyrim
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* Vore Pred - as proven by todd bott
* Completely lost a duel to Sophie
* Holy Priest Main
* They have done a series of Interviews regarding themself and their public life.
* Wants to create 'Pet Sounds 2' one day. They won't however.
* Wants to create 'Their Own Blackstar' one day. They won't however, and will just use the elements of the album in their everyday life.
* Reigning world champion at World of Warcraft geoguessr
* Rhea ate all of the cookies
* They are the fishing shop owner from Twilight Princess
* Award winning nominee for biggest dumpy 'tis side of the Mississippi
* Hated Oblivion every time they've touched it (besides that one ship quest)
* Chronic Redditor
* Sometimes mistaken for Miss Frizzle while out in public
* Literally Utena