Chapel of Love

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights attend Clementine Jones' bachelorette party and her wedding to Gristle Pete.

## Major Plot Points

#### Bachelorette Party

* The Acolytes joined the Best Friends Caravan at Madame Ovary's Home of Brovaries for Clit's bachelorette party.
* Dead Amy paid for a lap dance with Steam for the bride-to-be. She also confronted Cordelia Bonum about her ties to the demon queen Chaotica. Cordelia confessed to serving her, but her soul was sold before she was born. She joined Clementine's Cthulhu cult hoping to find a way to sever her ties to Chaotica. Cordelia was adamant her demon connection was a coincidence and she didn't know her supreme was the Harlot Witch until after the Reverie ended. Clementine forgave her apprentice for her deceit.
* Sybil Ringwell successfully cheated at several gambling games at the casino. Despite Sybil's cheating, Juxxtina and Aryan Grande won a illusionary lizard race. Sybil, Muchomucho M Amor, Clows Kufas, Dead Amy, and Dewey Thundersnatch won a round of Dice Black Jack.
* The party then played a game of Zone of Truth or Dare. Cordelia confessed her love for Clementine and that she was planning on objecting at the wedding. Clementine let her down gently. Aryan was dared to takeover the stage from Messy Elliott. The gnome bard beat her in a battle of the bands. Muchomucho was dared to chug a pint of ale. Sybil performed a mediocre strip tease for her dare. Dewey went through Sybil's cubic gate to Waterdeep's catacombs for 1 minute. Clows chased an illusionary lizard and ate it when he caught it for his dare. Clementine truthfully declared her love for Gristle Pete's soups. Juggs truthfully declared Jaime was the father of her unborn child.
* Clows was accosted by two mercenaries who were looking for Clit. Clows tried and failed to make them believe he was the bachelorette. The dwarf and half-orc mercenaries were deadly but very clumsy and missed a lot of their attacks. Clows killed the leader by casting pulse wave and shoving him into a large fire. Dead Amy used her newly corrupted heart of darkness to bend the dwarf mercenary to her will. They discovered some unknown person had put a hit on Clit for a 1 million gold reward.
* Dikarus Bottombane made up with Axle Obscuros and the two danced together for much of the party. They left early together.

#### In-Laws

* Cordelia made the half-orc mercenary burnt skull look like a tiefling's skull. The Acolytes placed it in a box and hid it at the drop point. A bald, portly man arrived and took the skull and left the gold. The group quickly secured the reward and Dewey shaped stone to capture the man. He was Prosciutto Pete, Gristle Pete's brother. He said his mom doesn't think Clementine is good enough for her boy so she put a hit out on her.
* The party went to the Pete farm. Clementine called out for Patty Pete to come out. She confronted the party wearing a studded leather apron and nothing else. Patty Pete's winged bull gored Dead Amy's newest follower to death. Sybil used steel wind strike against Patty Pete and her bull. Clows successfully slowed the bull down. Muchomucho fired a fire bolt. Juggs fired a guiding bolt. Aryan killed the bull with her chaos bolt.
* Patty Pete unleashed a burp so foul it hurt all of the Acolytes and Clementine. The bride-to-be cast finger of death on Patty Pete. Dead Amy ended her life with her demonic blade. But she did take damage from Patty's acidic chowder spray.
* Petrified of his new sister-in-law, Prosciutto promised not to say a word of what happened at the Pete family farm. The Acolytes then helped Clementine hide Patty's body.

#### The Wedding

* The following day, the party went to the Cthulhu temple for the wedding. Clows was the deflower boy and spread petals down the aisle. Doc walked Clementine down the aisle.
* Minnie Balloonaut served as Clementine's maid of dishonor and Bragga Warhammer was her bridesmaid. Prosciutto Pete was Gristle Pete's best man and his father, Pork Pete, was his groomsman. The Pete family assumed Patty boycotted the wedding and ran away in her anger.
* Sybil was the ring girl. Muchomucho performed the customary tarot reading for Cthulhu weddings. Dewey brought the water for the wet t-shirt contest, which Aryan won.
* Dead Amy officiated the wedding by casting ceremony. However, at the end of the ritual, Dead Amy betrayed the Acolytes. She hopped on the chardalyn dragon, thanked the party for helping her get so powerful, and then flew off promising to conquer hell itself.
* Muchomucho used his dragon orb to summon a dragon of his own to catch Dead Amy. The zombie paladin managed to convince the white dragon to join her army. Sybil tried casting soul jar to possess Dead Amy, but the warmonger resisted and escaped.