The Beauty Contest

Oh, heh-heh, welcome to ISSUE 80 OF CREEPS CASTLE, BOILS AND GHOULS! Come in, come in, FIENDS, to my CASTLE and CHAMBER OF CHILLS SO DO SHRIEK ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Our GORE-RY NUMBER 1, is about a group of gangsters who visit some ladies who are just BOO-TIFUL. Among a group of judges GHOSTING...

A group of seven gangsters were smoking cigarettes together within an alleyway, up, in Manhattan, New York City, one night back in the Fall of 1966. "Hey, Vince, got anymore brandy man?" one gangster asked a second one. "Two bottles left, Spike" Vince responded to him, answering. "Ah, we're gonna go rob a joint soon Vince" Spike told him. "Come on fellas! We're gonna go rob another liquor joint soon" Spike told the five other gangsters. "Alright, Spike. You're the boss man" they responded. Spike, Vince and the rest of the gangsters walked out of the alley together. Spike and Vince got into a white Chevy, as the the five other gangsters piled into a second white Chevy, and Spike drove off. The other gangsters followed behind him and Vince in the second car. Vince turned on the car radio and Bob Dylan sang "Like A Rolling Stone" on it then. The gangsters all arrived at a store down the street and got out of their cars. The group ran into the place and aimed their pistols at the store clerk in one of the aisles.

"DO NOT MOVE MISTER! IF YA DO, MY BUDDIES AND I WILL SHOOT YA!" Spike shouted at the store clerk. The store clerk froze, gasping. Two of the gangsters stole bottles of Brandy and three of them stole the cash out of the cash register. Then Spike, Vince and the five other gangsters all ran out of the store, got into their cars, and drove off. Soon, Vince and Spike saw a four young ladies on the sidewalk and Spike stopped on the side of the road then. "Well, hi, ladies. What are ya doing tonight eh?" Vince asked them, grinning away. "Good evening, sir, ve are going to be vithin a beauty contest. Vould ye care to come vatch it?" one of the four ladies responded. "Yeah, sure, babe, my Buddies and I would" Vince laughed, telling her. "Alright, sir, it 'tis vithin zis building vithin just five minutes" she told him. Vince, Spike and the rest of the gang got out of their cars and followed the young ladies into the building then. The lady who had asked Vince to come watch the beauty contest took one of the gangsters into a room within the hallway. It was a dressing room and Vince looked into the long mirror, seeing only his reflection in it. "Hey, baby, what the-" Vince said, confused and the young lady hissed eerily at him then, being a vampire. She had: violet skin then and her long and flowing-dress of red was now black. Her eyes were now sunk into their eye sockets, and her razor-sharp fangs plunged into the gangster's cheek, as she wrapped her black-clawed-hands around his shoulders. Vince screamed as they fell into the shadows of the dressing room, the female vampire hissing and making gurgling noises.

The vampire with the long and straight purple hair, stood up and walked out of the shadows. She walked out of the dressing room and saw one of the other ladies in the hallway then. "I have killed ze gangster and drained his blood, Natalie" the vampire said to the lady, explaining. "I see. Ve each have one of zem vithin dressing rooms as vell, Violet" Natalie said to the vampire. Natalie walked into a second room within the hall and one of the other gangsters stood in that dressing-room. "Hey, baby, how about a date after the beauty contest?" he asked her. "Ye look like such a strong man sir" Natalie said to him. Her skin changed to a blueish-pale color suddenly, and she grew fangs that was razor-sharp. Natalie was also a female vampire and her long, straight hair turned blue. Her white long and flowing-dress turned black and Natalie's eyes sank into her eye-sockets. The gangster screamed in horror and the vampire attacked him, hissing wildly, wrapping her blueish-pale-white hands around his neck, with her red claws. Natalie dug her fangs into his face, causing the gangster to scream louder. Meanwhile, a third lady sat in a chair within a third dressing-room. A third gangster looked at her reflection in the large mirror with his arms crossed. "Baby, you'll win that beauty contest for sure" he said to her. The woman's head twisted around then with a sickening-crack of bones. She suddenly had solid-black eyes, with red skin, and massive fangs, being a vampire. Her curly, short hair of blond grew stark-white and she hissed. "Vhy, zank ye sir" the vampire told the gangster, standing up in her skirt of yellow and her yellow blouse. Her head twisted back around with another sickening-crack of bones and the gangster screamed, aiming his gun at her. The female vampire stepped towards him and he fired his pistol, shooting her within the stomach. But the bullet had no effect. The vampire hissed eerily and attacked him, biting the gangster's jugular vein, causing him to scream more and fall to the floor within the shadows of the dressing room.

Meanwhile, the fourth young lady and a fourth gangster were within a fourth dressing-room together. The gangster put his arms around her and said to her: "honey, if ya don't mind, here's a kiss for good luck in the beauty contest!". He kissed the woman on her lips and suddenly, she too was a vampire, with pupil less-eyes of solid-white, and fangs that were knife-like. The curly and long red haired-vampire hissed eerily in her blouse and skirt of orange. The gangster screamed and took his hands off of the thing. She jerked his head, twisting it clear around, causing sickening-cracking of bones to heard, killing him. The fourth vampire then plunged her fangs directly into the forehead of the corpse. Violet and Natalie walked up the hallway together. "I murdered one of ze gangsters, Violet" Natalie said to her. "Ah, yes, zey may have been bad, but zeir blood vas quite good Natalie" Violet responded. The third and fourth vampire came out of the two other rooms and walked up the hall together. "Zose gangsters vere quite bad unfortunately, but zeir blood vas just delicious Emilia!" the vampire dressed in the orange blouse and skirt said to the one dressed in the yellow blouse and skirt. "Yes, zey vere, Patricia indeed" Emilia responded to her. Violet, Natalie, Emilia and Patricia walked onto a stage then and three judges sat at a table in front of the stage. Spike and the two other gangsters sat within the first row of the auditorium together behind the judges. Violet, Natalie, Emilia and Patricia then stood beside each other up, on stage. "Ah, ladies, let the beauty contest begin!" one of the judges said to them. The women looked normal then and Spike, and the two other gangsters whistled and howled at them.

Violet stayed on stage as the three other women walked behind the curtain. "Now, here is Violet, wearing her gorgeous red dress. She looks amazing gentlemen!" the same judge said to the others. The two other judges nodded in agreement. They clapped for Violet and she waved and went backstage then. Then Natalie came out from behind the curtain. The gangsters clapped, whistled and howled for and at her. "Natalie's modeling a beautiful white dress that's outstanding!" the same judge said to the others. They nodded to him, agreeing and then clapped for her. She walked backstage then and Emilia came out. "Ah, we have lovely Emilia dressed in her yellow blouse and skirt this evening, gentlemen" the same judge said to the others, who nodded, agreeing with him. Emilia smiled and walked behind the curtain, as the three judges clapped for her and the three gangsters howled and whistled at her. Patricia came out on the stage then and the same judge said to the others: "And finally, we have Patricia dressed in her gorgeous orange blouse and skirt gentlemen!". They nodded in agreement with him and the gangsters all howled and whistled at Patricia. The judges clapped for Patricia and she waved, going backstage then. The four women all came out on stage and the same judge said, "We will now select the winner of the beauty contest!". "The winner is, Patricia! Congratulations and you may choose your prize!" he announced and the judges clapped for Patricia. "Zank ye sirs. I vould like to share my prize vith ze other contestants zis evening. I select ze gangsters vithin ze first row as my prize!" Patricia announced to the judges. "What happened to Vince and my three other gangsters, babe?" Spike asked Patricia.

"Oh, vhy, zey are dead sir. Ve drank zeir blood being vampires" Patricia responded to Spike, answering him. Violet, Natalie, Emilia and Patricia all transformed back into their vampire forms and eerily hissed at the three gangsters. Spike and the two other gangsters screamed and fired their guns at the four vampires, but the vampires jumped from the stage and landed in front of them. The vampires plunged their fangs into the throats of the three gangsters, causing them to scream louder. The three judges stood up and watched them, laughing. Spike and the two other gangsters became pale and were killed. The female vampires made sickening-slurping-sounds as they were bent over. There was a sudden pounding on the auditorium-door. Emilia straightened up and hissed eerily saying, "I vill answer it!". The female vampire in her yellow skirt and blouse answered the door within the shadows of the auditorium. "Good evening, miss, I am Detective Carlson. Police are interviewing a store clerk a few blocks away from here about a robbery which occurred earlier tonight. The robbery was conducted by a fella named Spike and his gang. We located their cars by this building with the stolen money and liquor within them. Have you seen any gang members within the hour?" the guy at the door explained to Emilia. "Ah, good evening, Detective Carlson sir. Vhy, yes, zey are all dead now vithin here sir" Emilia answered him and peeked her head out of the shadows, revealing her fangs, short, curly hair of white and solid-black eyes.

Well, what an AUDI-GORE-RIUM that was eh, kiddies? THE BOO-TY CONTEST was just FANG-NIFICENT hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Violet, Natalie, Emilia and Patricia ended up having to GANG UP on Spike and two other gangsters. Talk about having STAGE FRIGHT aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.