Pet Pet Takes A Bath A Unikitty Parody

***My Third Fanfiction With Unikitty And Spongebob with Cartoon Crossovers***

[Clock rings @ 5:00 P.M. @ Unikitty's Castle]

**Unikitty:** Pet Pet! Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time.

**Pet Pet:** *[Eye pupils widen dilate]*

**Unikitty:** Come on, let's go get the water started. *[flies off]*

*[Pet Pet remains his own spot]*

**Unikitty:** *[flies back]* You're gonna have to get in that tub, Pet Pet. Now, Buddy, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, or the medium way,

*[the camera zooms in on Pet Pet's eyes]*

**Unikitty:** or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way.

**Pet Pet:** *[Doesn't respond but just stares]*

**Unikitty:** So that's how you wanna play it, huh?

**Unikitty:** Pet Pet! Check out this new toy. Fetch!

*[Unikitty throws the ball to Pet Pet. Toy boomerangs back to Unikitty]*

**Unikitty:** Huh? *[she reads the box]* New Boomerang Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm.

*[Unikitty throws the box but it boomerangs back and hits Unikitty in the head]*

**Unikitty:** *[with a bomb strapped to her chest]* Pet Pet! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!...

*[Pet Pet doesn't react]*

**Unikitty:** ...Pretty Please with whipped and a cherry on top... *[bomb explodes]*

**Unikitty:** I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.

*[pictures of a bathtub, a shower faucet running, and then a bar of soap come up, then a picture of Twilight Sparkle and Trixie Lulamoon making out* *appears]*

**Unikitty:** O\_o. I'm sorry you had to see that. *[flies off]*

*[Unikitty picks up the phone]*

**Unikitty:** *[on the phone]* Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty a Pet here who won't take a bath. *[person on the other side is talking]* What? Can you say that again?

*[Pet Pet slithers away]*

**Unikitty:** Slow down, it's like you're speaking some other language! *[hangs up]*

**Unikitty:** Hey, Pet Pet! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Okay, your turn.

*[Unikitty flips Pet Pet into the wall injuring him, then we see Pet Pet with his Body bandaged]*

**Unikitty:** Hey, Pet Pet! How 'bout some leap frog?

*[Pet Pet whacks her on the head with a cane]*

**Unikitty:**I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house!

*[SwaySway comes in taking a bath then takes Unikitty's dollar]*

**Unikitty:** *[does random dancing]* Ya-da-da-da... *[stops dancing, Panting with sweat after she finishes]*

**Unikitty:** *[turns to the viewers]* That didn't work either, huh? *[Camera shakes as if it's saying* "no" *to her]*

*[Pet Pet is sleeping.]*

**Unikitty:** *[she is dresses as a pirate, runs to Pet Pet, who wakes up]* Pet Pet! Look what I found! It's an old, pirate treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go get that treasure. Whoo! Okay, Pet Pet, now 40 paces to the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 24, 25, 26, twenty seveeen... *[nervously looks at Pet Pet]* 40. The treasure must be in here!

*[Unikitty opens bathroom door]*

**Unikitty:** Wow, Pet Pet, look! A pirate treasure chest.

**Pet Pet:** Bathtub?

**Unikitty:** Why, no, Pet Pet. This isn't the bathtub. *[Kicks away a paint can]* It's treasure. Look, doubloons. *[shows 2 bars of soap]* Don't drop them. Look at this brooch. *[shows a rubber ducky]*

**Pet Pet:** *[angry]* Nice try!

**Unikitty:** *[takes her pirate clothes off]* I don't know what a pet would want with a brooch! *[grabs Pet Pet into the tub]* Now why don't you just get into the tub?!

*[Unikitty tries to throw Pet Pet in the tub but is on Unikitty]*

**Unikitty:** Get in the tub!

*[Unikitty tries to throw Pet Pet in the tub but is unsuccessful again]*

**Unikitty:** Get in the tub!

*[Unikitty tries to throw Pet Pet in the tub but is unsuccessful again]*

**Unikitty:** Get in the tub!

*[Unikitty tries to throw Pet Pet in the tub but is unsuccessful again]*

**Unikitty:** In the tub!

*[Unikitty tries to throw Pet Pet in the tub but is unsuccessful again]*

**Unikitty:** In the tub!

*[Unikitty tries to throw Pet Pet in the tub but he floats over the tub, and appears back on the floor after 2 seconds]*

**Unikitty:** *[eye twiching]* Now, Pet Pet, are you gonna get in this tub or am I gonna have to...

*[Unikitty pulls up Pet Pet off the floor but both end up dangling from the ceiling]*

**Unikitty:** Pet Pet, could you...

*[Pet Pet pushes one Unikitty's paws away and she loses her grip]*

**Unikitty:** Pet Pet, no!

*[Pet Pet pushes Unikitty's other paw away]*

**Unikitty:** Pet Pet!

*[Unikitty falls in the tub]*

**Unikitty:**Alright, Pet Pet, you have duped, and/or, frustrated me for the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath to you.

*[Unikitty grabs a hose and absorbs all the water in the bathtub]*

**Unikitty:** Psst, Pet Pet.

*[Pet Pet was reading a book when she called him*.*]*

**Unikitty:** *[appears with a hose filled with bath water]* Bath delivery.

*[Unikitty splashes water with her hose at Pet Pet but misses and hits the sofa instead]*.

**Unikitty:** Come back, Pet Pet. I have something to "chair" with you.

*[Unikitty splashes more water at Pet Pet but misses and hits dirty dishes, which cleans and stacks them]*

**Unikitty:** "Dishes" more like it.

*[Unikitty continues splashing water, but this time through a few walls and out a few windows, including the door after Pet Pet runs outside]*

**Unikitty:** *[opens the door]* "Water" you waiting for, Pet Pet?

**Pet Pet:** *(Making sounds in a tree)*

**Unikitty:** *[brings a ladder with her]*Aww, stuck in a tree? *[starts climbing]* It's time to clean up your act, Pet Pet.

*[Unikitty splashes out the rest of the bath* *water at Pet Pet, but* only to *realizes that it's a gramophone playing a record of Pet Pet's sounds]*

**Unikitty:**Oh no! I bathed Pet Pet too hard and removed his skin.

*[Pet Pet, while making sounds mockingly, takes the ladder off the tree]*

**Unikitty:** Pet Pet!

*[the Camera pans down to Pet Pet, who's looking up at Unikitty]*

**Unikitty:** *(yelling in frustration)* BRING THAT LADDER BACK THIS INSTANT!!

*[Pet Pet throws the ladder]*

**Unikitty:** I am really not amused, mister! You are going to take a bath and you are going to get clean right now!

**Pet Pet: NO!**

**Unikitty:** Oh, Yes, you are! and I am so the boss of you! Remember this?! It may be a free country, but you live in my home under my rules!

**Pet Pet: NO!**

**Unikitty:** Don't use that tone of voice with me! You will do what I say when I say!

*[Pet Pet slithers forward]*

**Unikitty:** What are you doing?! I am talking to you, mister!

*[Pet Pet stops right next to some mud]*

**Unikitty:** Do not go near that mud puddle! I'm warning you! Pet Pet, do you hear me?! I am giving you three seconds to get away from that mud puddle! ONE,

*[Pet Pet moves closer to the mud]*

**Unikitty:** TWO,

*[Pet Pet moves closer to the mud]*

**Unikitty:** TWO AND A HALF...

*[Pet Pet leans over the mud]*

**Unikitty:** Don't make me say three!

*[Pet Pet leans further over the mud]*

**Unikitty:** Pet Pet! Pet Pet! Pet Pet! Pet Pet!

*[Unikitty trips and starts falling out of the tree]*

**Unikitty:** PET PET!!!!!!!!!!!!

*[Unikitty falls out of the tree and lands into the mud puddle. She is now a mess]*

**Unikitty:** I'm a dirty Kitty.

*[Cut to Unikitty who is now in the bathtub]*

**Pet Pet:** Ears.

**Unikitty:** Yeah, yeah, Pet Pet. *[grabs the soap and starts washing and scrubbing behind her ears]* I'm getting behind my ears.

*[Pet Pet grins]*

**THE END.**