Bootleg of the Reboot/Quotes

## Quotes

* Blippi (narrating): Okay, what's the first thing that pops into your head when I say Total DramaRama? I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale, the London-based cabinet maker from the 1700s. Sick cabinet, Thomas! But I bet the second thing that pops into your head are these guys. But certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon kids, Total DramaRama, or should I say Total DramaRama and me? And it all started the day we met, when I had to join a new school in the middle of fourth grade.
* Duncan: (interrupting the narration) Seriously again?!
* Owen: What are you lookin' at again?!
* Beth: Who cares?
* Izzy: I question nothing.
* Duncan: Me, too.
* Bridgette: Me, too.
* Leshawna: We can't do that.
* Noah: Why not?
* Gwen: Well, it's a dangerous world out there and we're just children. You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.
* Courtney: Yeah. Why do you think there are always documentary crews filming us?
* Jude: Well, not sorry, kid. You know, we lose a few not eggs every year. It's just nature.
* Cody: You'd have preferred we do nothing?!
* Jude: You weren't much help.
* Gwen: You want out of the hole? Second you gotta put down the shovel.
* Blippi: Do you think I can force my son to give them up? No. You were given them for a reason, and you'll have to decide for yourself when to use them. For me to stop you just wouldn't be right.
* Weldon the IT Guy: Blippi, I have the most distressing news. The magical animal artifacts have been broken and are somewhere with other kids who have been chosen to have their powers.
* Courtney: Oh, right, nature. I guess that makes sense, but something... something deep down in my gut tells me that it just doesn't make any sense at all. You know what? I reject nature! Who's with me?

* Paddington Bear: Chef, stop being such a drama queen and listen to us for a second!
* Betty Barrett: Since when is being scared of decapitation considered overdramatic?
* Polly Pocket: We're doing this for your own good, man. Think about your face! It will just continue rotting!

* Marine the Raccoon: The Bad Guy Busters including Owen, Izzy, Beth, and Jude caused further damage to the city. The Smokey remains at large.
* Detective 1: Is there anything you'd like to borrow.
* Owen: Nope.
* Detective: Maybe some sugar?
* Izzy: Nope.
* Detective: Perhaps a pound of butter?!
* Beth: Uh-uh.
* Detective 2: A FEW TIRES MAYBE?!
* Jude: No nothing at all.
* Detective 1: WELL I HAVE A FEW THINGS I'D LIKE TO BURROW FROM YOU!!!
* Detective 2: SOME FEATHERS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE AN INDIAN!!!

* Adora: No way. Is that...
* Kipo: Wow, those ears are huge.
* Graggle Simpson: Adora, Poppy. I must be dreaming.
* Strawberry Shortcake: Can you believe it? All the Bootleg Reboot together.
* Queen Poppy: It has been a long time. It's really good to see you guys.
* Adora: It is wonderful to see you all.

* Sage: Listen, I get how you feel. Things didn't work out the way you wanted, right? You had big hopes and dreams and, well... then the world just sort of breaks your heart.
* The Collector: And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and loneliness. But you're not alone. None of us are.
* Circle Guy: Wow. It's true. You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood.

* Adora: Oh, no! No, I like you, too. Really, really like you! You're all kinds of awesome! But you should know something... Because... I'm gay.
* Kipo: Oh... Oh! I totally misread your signals. Is it OK if I curl up into a ball right now? Thank you, though, for just, uh, I don't know, being you? OK, that was a really dumb thing to say. I think I’m just trying to say, I'm glad we're friends.

* Adora: No! You're not. This is what Shadow Weaver does. She manipulates people, she pushes them apart. But it's never going to work on me again. I'm sorry, it's my fault she was here. I endangered Mystacor.

* (Then, Harold opens the door and find themselves on a The Owl House like set.)
* Harold: Uh guys?
* Cody: Where are we?
* Luz Noceda: You're going to have to choose between your friends, and the good life.
* King: They're the only friends I've ever had.
* Eda Clawthorne: How did you learn to do that?
* Owen: The Owl House of the Simpsons? Ugh.
* (Then, Smokey the Bear crashed through the set and everyone flees as Franken Smokey sees our heroes flee)
* Smokey the Bear/Franken-Smokey: Two words, Total DramaRama soup!
* (Kids keeps on fleeing as the camera sees people filming the Simpsons)
* Duncan: I guess they were making the original movies here the whole time, not overseas!
* (Bart lands on a car. Homer notices it and Marge drives to Homer and he lands on the roof)
* Bart Simpson: Ay, caramba! Whoa, mama!
* Homer Simpson: You know you fart when you lie, right?
* Marge Simpson: What- no! I fart when I'm nervous.
* Lisa Simpson: Yeah! Nervous about lying!
* Homer Simpson: Oh Lisa, What could possibly? HELP!!!
* Bart Simpson: This is going to taste extra sweet, 'cause I know how bad you want it.
* Homer Simpson: WHY YOU LITTLE! (Homer begins strangling Bart) I'LL TEACH YOU TO SHARE!
* Gwen: Wait!
* Beth: Uh, beg... beg pardon?
* Izzy: Cody may be a savage beast. Basically walking garbage. Sorry, I'm making a point.
* Kids: Blippi and Weldon!
* Weldon the IT Guy: But how do you know how to do all that kick kick punch punch?
* Blippi: Guess I'm still the best bad guys the world has ever seen.
* Gwen: Well, At least he will be.
* Kids: Polly Pocket!
* Polly Pocket: I'm Polly Pocket. It's good to see you again.
* Betty Barrett: I'm Betty. It's been a long time.

* Optimus Prime: Hey, there's something down there.
* Megatron: There's nothing down there, ya boob! You walk around with no pants long enough, and you start to notice every breeze.

* Circle Guy: Just a minute! Who you think you are?
* Count "Drac" Dracula: Honestly, your weird dead eyes. (laughs)
* Donald the Capuchin Monkey: They are weird. (laughs)
* Davey Stone: Super weird. (laughs)
* Count "Drac" Dracula: (laughing) So funny.

* Paddington Bear: Well, I'll be. Total DramaRama together again. I never thought I'd see the day.
* (Smokey runs past Paddington Bear)
* Smokey the Bear: Get back here! (Huh?)
* (He stops offscreen and returns to come face-to-face with him)
* Smokey the Bear: Wow! Yo, man, it's you!
* Paddington Bear: The name's Paddington. It's nice to meet you.
* Smokey the Bear: Aaah! No way! Can I touch your face? I mean, what's going on?

* Betty Barrett: Your ladder is broken.
* Polly Pocket: That's not a ladder, that was a shelf!

* Duncan: So, Owen. Does this mean we are officially friends again?
* Owen: Heh. Sure. I guess some things are worth rebooting.
* Beth: (laughing) You said it. You wanna do a Total Drama reboot.
* Lighting: No, I didn't. That is not what I meant. I mean, maybe. I'd have to see the script first.
* Sugar: Oh, yes. That's a yes. Hey, do you think we can get, like, a pop star to do the theme song?
* Cody: Yeah, right. Like a super serious version, even though everyone just wants to hear the original.
* Courtney: Yes!
* (The kids stroll into the distance)
* Bridgette: And so, I just wanna thank all of you for the greatest 3 years of my life. When I think back to where this all started, me finding Jude sitting all alone in the cafeteria, so sad.
* Jude: Well, I wasn't that sad.
* Leshawna: But never in my wildest dreams did I think we'd be here now. So, to you, Izzy, my best friend, and to all of you.
* Izzy: And to everyone who loves a short toast.
* Courtney: And when you wish upon a star, your dreams come true!
* Gwen: And someday you'll find it the rainbow connection the lovers the dreamers and me.
* Owen: Uh-oh! They're starting to argue philosophy!
* Jude: To many more seasons of the Total DramaRama.
* Courtney: That's funny.
* Duncan: Nestle Birthday Club!
* Courtney: That right!
* Noah: But remember it's party time, all the time with nestle!
* Courtney: Exactly.

* Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, Total DramaRama only on Pop anytime on the Pop Player!
* Tito the Cockroach: I don't want to say I told you so, because I wouldn't be heard over all this cheering. So I'll shout it instead. I TOLD YOU SO!
* Strawberry Shortcake: Boo! Hiss! We want Strawberry Shortcake! We want Strawberry Shortcake! Say it with me. We want Strawberry Shortcake only on Tiny Pop anytime on the Pop Player! What a load of malarkey.

* Marine the Raccoon: This is Scrambled Mash-Up, how can I help you?
* Owen: (sadly) I've got a pain in my chest! It's my heart! It's not my heart! It's got my heart!
* Tito the Cockroach: Oh, for the last time, No kid, being heartbroken because elephants can't jump is not a medical emergency.