Cats

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The **cat** (*Felis catus*) is a reoccurring animal in *Not For Broadcast*, appearing in many locations throughout the game. This article is a list of all known cats.

## Appearances

### Broadcasts

#### Episode 1

##### Day 153: The Tempest

*Main article:* Day 153: The Tempest
* Timothy Tadlock recalls that Mr. Snugglehugs "was so soft and warm, like our cat before he got in the way of Daddy's Porsche." His father adds that the "Bloody cat had a death wish." *(Determinant)*

##### Day ???: The Lockdown

*Main article:* Day ???: The Lockdown
* During the *Snugglefucked?* headline, Megan advises viewers to "make sure that cat flap is taped up good and tight."
* One of the Julia Salisbury headlines in *Advance Speaks Out* states "Sally-Anne says she eats out of a bin like a cat."
* Several kittens appear in the Surreal Guidance advert.

#### Episode 2

##### Day 296: The Heatwave

*Main article:* Day 296: The Heatwave
* The third segment of the broadcast was intended to cover "Cat Football", and a goalie named Professor Pumpkin, but didn't occur due to Jeremy's hostage situation after interviewing Take Us Seriously.
* The original draft of Jeremy's Meltdown during this broadcast called for Jeremy to take the cat footballer hostage.

#### Episode 3

##### Day 912: The Uprising

*Main article:* Day 912: The Uprising
* A cat appears on-screen after Patrick Bannon's tirade about Julia Salisbury with the caption "Technical Difficulties."

##### Day 2602: The Finale

*Main article:* Day 2602: The Finale
* During the segment Visions of the Future, Robyn Shorte remarks on Hamish's third place piece, stating that what she thought was a smiley face or a cat, is actually a "representation of the seeming futility of death through the eyes of the living."

#### Endings

##### A Better Jeremy

* Julia Salisbury opens the epilogue by saying the discussion will be on "Last weekend's Cat Football Championship."
* Jeremy Donaldson makes a cat joke at the end of this epilogue: "They think it's all over. It is **meow**."

### Extra Content

##### Day 85: Live & Spooky

*Main article:* Day 85: Live & Spooky
* At the start of the broadcast, Wayne de Spiritwhistle makes a sound, which he calls "the sound of fate," which sounds very cat-like.
* During the first interlude of Segment 2, Wayne can say that the current ghost hunt "is a game of cat and mouse, but the cat always wins."

##### Day -49: Bits of Your Life

*Main article:* Day -49: Bits of Your Life
* In both *I'll Drink to That* clips, the statement "Cats are better than dogs" is read to the participant.
	+ In the first clip, participant Peter Clement drinks in agreement to this statement, adding that "Mrs C likes a stroke of an evening."
	+ In the second clip, participant Richard Cockley does not, replying "Now, clearly you've not met my poodle, Beelzebub!"
* In the Off-track / Peter Angry ending, Peter says that "something like cat football or something equally pointless" will be used to fill the gap in the schedule following the program's early end.
* In the Off-track / Peter Drunk and Angry ending, Eamon says that he's "a cat in the cradle."
* In the Carnage path finale, Fanny Clement says "You can't drown kittens without a sack." Her husband Martin laughs and adds "Fucking kittens!"
* In the Intervention path finale, Fanny Clement tells of how as a child, Peter claimed that an injured pigeon he tried to nurse back to health was attacked by a neighbor's cat.