Canary’s Arts And Crafts Blog (But On Video)/script

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(*The star-shaped iris-in opens up to show Canary in front of a camera that is now recording her. She is in her sisters’ room, which is decked out with various holiday lights, books, stuffed animals, and toy cars.*)

* **Canary:** Hi, followers! I’m Canary, and welcome to “Canary’s Arts And Craft Blog (But On Video)”! (*It cuts to show her holding a sheet of paper and a red crayon.*) So today, we’re going to learn how to make a paper airplane. Step 1: Get a sheet of paper— (*Sapphire flies in.*) —and some crayons.

(*Sapphire saw the camera and flies over to pick it up.*)

* **Sapphire:** Whoa, cool. You’re making a video? Sup, yall? This is Sapphire, and I rock! Oh! Watch me eat the camera.

(*She starts making gnawing noises while moving the camera close to her mouth. Canary shoves Sapphire out of the way.*)

* **Canary:** Stop that, Sapphire!

(*Cut to just Canary holding a black marker while standing in front of a sheet of paper that is mounted on a canvas. She is still a bit miffed from Sapphire’s antics from earlier.*)

* **Canary:** Since Sapphire took my crayons… (*now smiling at the camera*) …I thought we can try to draw something. Like a bird. (*holding up marker*) Step 1: Get a colored marker of your choice and a sheet of paper.

(*A greatly annoyed Scarlet flies in. Unlike Sapphire, the red-clad girl does not notice the camera.*)

* **Scarlet:** Is that my marker? (*She takes it.*)
* **Canary:** But you weren’t using it.
* **Scarlet:** I keep all my things in a specially designated place. Besides, you always break my stuff.
* **Canary:** Well, I…No, I don’t!
* **Scarlet:** Yes, you do!
* **Canary:** (*waving arms*) No, I don’t!
* **Scarlet:** Yes, you d—

(*It cuts to Canary standing at the same canvas again. Now she has the marker back.*)

* **Canary:** Step 2: Draw the head of the bird.

(*She attempts to draw something, but the line appears faded at the end. Canary tries again; the line is more faded.*)

* **Canary:** Aww, it’s out of ink.

(*Twilight enters: he, too, does not see the camera.*)

* **Twilight:** Sorry. I used it all up for my seance last night.

(*Canary lets out a short, annoyed little moan. Now the camera cuts to her sitting at a table with some small containers full of clay.*)

* **Canary:** Clay is lots of fun to play with! Let’s try making a cookie. Step 1— (*Parakeet comes in.*)
* **Parakeet:** Hi, Canary! So, mommy wanted me to tell you to fold your clothes. And if your clothes aren’t folded, then your drawer will look messy. And if your drawer looks messy, Scarlet will flip out! And if Scarlet flips out, you know you made her upset! And if you made Scarlet upset, you better do something to fix it, ‘cause you know Scarlet has a big temper so does Sapphire, although Sapphire’s temper is bigger! Bigger than—
* **Canary:** Parakeet, I’m doing a video!
* **Parakeet:** (*facing camera*) Huh?! Ooooh! (*flying towards it*) Hi, Canary’s followers!

(*Camera cuts to Canary folding her clothes; mild annoyance is clear on her face.*)

* **Canary:** Dumb old laundry! Dumb old Parakeet!

(*To her surprise, a bird flies into the room.*)

* **Canary:** Uh-oh.
* **Tangelo:** (*offscreen*) Canary, have you been bringing animals into the house again?!
* **Canary:** Sorry! (*Later: she goes back to the table but the clay is gone.*) Where is all the clay? (*She notices the clay stuck on the wall that says “SAPPHIRE IS COOL!!”.*) MOMMY! DADDY!

(*Cut to a saddened Canary holding an orange pencil while Tangelo flies by, holding orange clothes.*)

* **Canary:** Step 1…
* **Tangelo:** (*taking pencil*) Oh, you found it. Thanks!

(*A sad sigh from the girl in yellow. Camera cuts to Sapphire and Canary at the table; the former rolls up her sleeves to flex her muscles.*)

* **Sapphire:** BAM! Check out the fire power! (*Canary pushes her away.*)
* **Canary:** Get OUT, Sapphire!
* **Sapphire:** But the camera loves me!

(*It cuts to someone’s point of view as they’re seen running down the hall and heard laughing while carrying the camera— the owner being Sapphire.*)

* **Canary:** (*offscreen*) Sapphire! Sapphire, stop that! Give me back my camera! (*The unseen girl with the camera runs to the bathroom.*) Sapphire!

(*The camera briefly turns to show Canary chasing down Sapphire, but a bucket full of water falls on her, releasing a startled scream from the brunette. Sapphire laughs loudly and shuts the door behind her. It cuts to Sapphire doing a headstand on a coffee table in the living room.*)

* **Sapphire:** Headstand!

(*Then it cuts to a series of shots of Sapphire: sitting close to the camera to let out a maniacal laugh, dropping a blue block in a cup of soda, and making two dinosaur toys kiss. The last shot shows her and Parakeet staring at each other with blank expressions. Canary is in the background, looking very annoyed.*)

* **Parakeet:** Beep.
* **Sapphire:** Boop.
* **Parakeet:** Beep.
* **Canary:** How irritating!

(*Later, these two are seen rapping and beat boxing; this antic of theirs is also very bothersome to Canary.*)

* **Canary:** Guys, please!
* **Parakeet:** (*rapping*) Wiggity, wiggity— (*He and Sapphire cross their arms.*)
* **Parakeet, Sapphire:** (*rapping*) Whaaaat?

(*Camera cuts to Canary laying forlornly on the couch, with Doctor Damien Plasmo entering the room reading a newspaper.*)

* **Canary:** (*despondently*) Step 1: Lay on the couch.

(*Sigh; Dr. Plasmo turns around to see Canary and he feels sorry for her. Then it cuts back to Canary in her room again, all smiles.*)

* **Canary:** We’re back to “Canary’s Arts And Craft Blog”! Now, let’s see the final results.

(*Another cut shows a small sculpture of Dr. Plasmo posing like the Statue of Liberty; a book held close in one arm, and the other outstretched while carrying a bubble wand. The real thing is posing in the background for Canary’s sculpture.*)

* **Doctor Plasmo:** Why, thank you, Canary. It’s a wonderful work of art. Oh, and don’t forget to like and subscribe. (*The world “subscribe” appears in red text.*) Is it okay to move now? My arm is starting to give out.
* **Canary:** Okay! Would you like some ice on it?

(*Camera cuts to the gardens of Castle Harlequin, where Gerald is seen in front of a finished painting of his whole family.*)

* **Gerald:** How talented.

End of short.