Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 7

***Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 7*** is the seventh chapter in Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1.

## Synopsis

Gorge destroys much of Worthyzone with his powers by firing Pack Single People Machine Guns in an attempt to murder Damon Packley and Dill Maye in a violent rage. Dozens of faces of Worthyzone goons appear in Gorge’s body, shocking Packley and Dill. They try attacking him but Gorge’s attack power amplifies. A mean two-headed elderly woman summons Terri Toth from Villains Are Everywhere Comics from the Multiverse and has the comic book store owner counterparts lunge at Packley and Dill for the former spending $239 or attending the conventions. Packley, unable to fight back, loses his Rage Sword and is pummeled by Gorge and his hundreds of Worthyzone workplace bully faces. An injured Aaron reclaims his gun from Daniel Packblott who sees the ferocious Gorge from afar. Despite having his black magic, Aaron and Dill are both easily defeated. Gorge storms towards them, impressed that he is coming close to ending the Rage Knights. During his attack on Pack Department kingdom, Hades performs Zantetsuka, and demolishes Gorge and the entire area.

Hanzo Kelp, Breeyana Jess and Spencer Drew Humafeld receive a distress signal from Worthyzone and head back for Earth. A concerned Breeyana contemplates the attack and identifies that it’s the goons of Worthyzone and Queens Mane picking on Damon Packley again. She suggests they make a straightforward attack on the kingdom and spare hesitancy, but Hanzo argues this method, attempting to keep the steering wheel from her. The two argue and crash the Instru-Mon into the kingdom.

The three Rage Knights encounter Salami the Guitar-Wielding Hobo, a musician and Bass Central goon that vows allegiance not only to music and Bass Central, but to his new friends. A group of men who look like they’re named “Jim”. Spencer and Hanzo challenge Salami, but they are suddenly defeated when Jimmy Irons, Ba-Ba Head and Jago Gomez appear from falling debris. Jimmy Irons kidnaps Breeyana and warns the Rage Knights to stay out of their business or they’ll all perish alongside Midihr Westforth. Hanzo declares the group of “Jims” dangerous and urges a hesitant Spencer to come with him to fight the men. Hades, Aaron, Dill, Daniel Packblott and a mortally wounded Damon Packley appear and learn of the Jim-Men’s plot to kill Midihr as well as a kidnapped Breeyana.

Daniel prepares to use his Perception Magic and leads the assault on the group of men, refusing to worry about Midihr. Packley watches his friends argue and prepare for a group attack against the Jims as Hanzo starts up the Instru-Mon. Mentally, he only wants to find his best friend Midihr and join him in fighting against the Jims before the unthinkable happens to Breeyana.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*