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Coalition of Nations United Against the Jilms

**The Coalition of Nations United Against the Jilms** or **CNUAJ** was a global coalition dedicated to combating the Jilm Brothers and their scourge against man.Made up of nearly all of the Earths nations,with the original signatories being the United States,United Kingdom,France,and Nazi Germany.They put up a valiant offensive for nearly 60 years,up until the Jilms purported deaths at the hand of The Silent One.
Post-Prophecy

**The Post-Prophecy** refers to the saga after the end of the Intergalactic Jilm War and the fulfillment of the Prophecy.It sees the rise of the Cosmic Federation over a dead Cosmic Alliance, the rising worship of Dynamo and Steve with Dynamism, the rebuilding of the galaxy and Humans taking the dominant role in the galaxy over Blues.

It is notable for being the first Post-Jilm saga of the Jilm Lore after the banishment of Astral Jilm to the void, though if hes truly gone for good is a continually debated topic within the new Federation.
Sufferthorn's Cousin

An image of Parker

**Sufferthorn's Cousin,** real name **Parker Reynolds,** originally **Parker Manson**, is an evil extended member of Sufferthorn's family.Born into the Manson family he was adopted away from them with the hope he could move on from this dark past.Instead he went on to basically become a supervillain of Los Santos, acquiring tanks and jets to wreak havoc across the city.

He would only be defeated by the Badabing Club, who destroyed his weapons of war and brought some semblance of peace to the city, before then capitalizing on their heroics with a line of weed, action figures and even a full Amazon television series.

## Biography

Born sometime in 1966 to the Manson family, Parker had it rough in his early years.The cult brainwashed him through his very early childhood, something that probably always left an impression on his mind.When the cult was broken he was sent to an orphanage and adopted by Sufferthorn's Aunt Fiona, moving him to Los Santos and trying to have him move on his dark past.Through his school years he didnt have many friends, except for one he would grow to idolize:his cousin Sufferthorn.He would cling to Sufferthorn through all of school and even into the Badabing years long after they had both graduated.While Sufferthorn started Badabing Inc and grew to be more and more rich and successful, Parker had serious issues holding down jobs and eventually dropped out of college and squatted in a cheap motel.

All the while he constantly asked if he could hang with the Badabing Club, and grew enraged when they always told him how busy they were (which was true) .He thought they were lying to him, and it was here his Manson blood began to stir.Eventually Sufferthorn brought him along to one of their jobs, a heist against some shitty pharmaceutical company, and gave him a key to the office, complete with a tour of the various wings of the company like its tank and arms division.Parker now thought he was a full Badabing member and began to hang round the office doing jack shit for days at a time, somehow even worse than Dynamo.That was one thing, which Sufferthorn could tolerate, but when he started showing up at the worst times and ruining several important contracts, he had to let him go.This was the final straw for him.

Remembering the arms division, he snuck in after Dynamo forgot to lock the garage door and stole multiple high level laser tanks and astro-jets.With these he went on a rampage that would last over 3 months, causing thousands of deaths and the near ruination of the Badabing name, as it was plastered all over the vehicles.He would also hack into Badabing Banks and steal over 2 trillion dollars of assets, the largest such heist in history.He would only be stopped in a last confrontation with the whole Badabing Club, where Sufferthorn used expert driving skills to detonate land mines under his tank to disable it.He was then sent to Alcatraz, which Sufferthorn had bought and reopened into a max security prison with only Parker as a prisoner, where he remains to this day.
Domus Secundus

**Domus Secundus** was the capitol of The Cosmic Imperial Federation for most of its existence, after the ancestral capitol of Domus was annihilated by Big Jilm.Today it serves as the capitol of the Cosmic Federation, as well as the home of the Emperors and the site of the National Galactic Jilm War Memorial/ Gift shop-Pizza Hut, along with many more memorials and historical sites.It is among the most visited planets within the Federation, along with Earth and Susa, and its cities are some of the richest and most beautiful, although this state of affairs was only really achieved around 200 years after the end of the Intergalactic Jilm war and Cosmic Civil War due to the immense destruction both caused.

Other locations of note include the tombs of Advena I and II along with that of Robo-Lincoln.
Jack and Jill

**Jack and Jill** is a 2011 film by Adam Sandler as well as being one of only 10 films seen by Dynamo.He has seen it over 200 times and it is one of his life's major loves and influences, much like Surfs Up or Over the Hedge.Dynamo is in fact one of the reasons it performed as well as it did, as he solely contributed over 40,000 dollars to the film's box office run, which squandered whatever inheritance that he had left over from his Grandfather Christian.
Whitehouse

The Whitehouse is the official residence of the President of the United States,along with having seen several visits by the Jilms,all ending in disaster for the building and occupants within.It was here the Great Whitehouse Massacre took place,in which William McKinley and his entire cabinet were killed,raped,and eaten by the Jilms before they burned the building down and raped its ashes(somehow).It was rebuilt only for it to see another Jilm visit,where it was robbed and several staff members were intensely raped and beaten.The secret service(which was established to stop the Jilms constant raids) has deterred a Jilm attack since(either that or the Jilms just don't want to rob it again,who really knows).
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Newt-People

The **Newt-People** of **Newtius** were the arch enemies of the Goed Frog-People and staunch supporters of the Imperial Federation, as well as a proponent of many of their racial theories.The planet of Newtius had long been taken over by a faction of Newts called the Newtzis, based on an old Earth group they heard about on Newt 4chan.With this group in power they sought to support Newt supremacy and the extinction of the Goed-Frog People, who the Newtzis viewed as the lowest form of humanoid amphibian.

When the Cosmic Civil War began they supported the Federation in exchange for the right to the planet of Frog-Lantis and to slay all of the frogs they pleased, which the federation agreed to due to the desperate times they were facing.The Goed-Frog People were then extinguished in the Frog Person Holocaust.
Rape

**Rape** is among the Jilms favorite activities,and one of the things they are most well known for.It is unclear who the Jilm's first rape was,but it could be argued it was their mother,as they nested within her during their first weeks out of the womb,though it could have also been each other,hardening them to the idea early in life.Being raped by a Jilm is,quite possibly,the most traumatizing,damaging experience you can possibly endure.

Your body is completely used and destroyed by a Jilm,with up to 90% raped by one dying immediately after or during the event.This is most likely due to the enormous size of a Jilm's penis,with each of them having a 7 foot long member or longer.A shaft that big completely disrupts the bodies internal organs,displacing or outright destroying most of them.The lungs are usually the killing blow,as when a Jilm ejaculates it fills them with semen, which literally drowns the victim with cum.It was recommended that if a Jilm ever tried to rape you it was better to just kill yourself if possible.
Deep Stone

**Deep Stone** is the home planet of the Dwarves, a rich world of mineral and stone that is perfectly suited to their love of crafting.It was attacked by hordes of Jilmwraiths during the Intergalactic Jilm War but the dwarves ferocity and tenacity lead to them being soundly defeated.

The planet is very geometric, with precisely cut chasms extended across the entire surface in a hexagonal pattern.
Jilmism

**Jilmism** is the belief that the Jilm Brothers are deities and demand worship through blood sacrifices.This belief system existed before Big Jilm became an astral being, though that event surely expanded its number by several million throughout the galaxy.It is believed to be an adjacent belief to Dynamism.

## Origins

The origins of the religion can be traced back to the first reports of The Jilms atrocities.So brutal did people find them that they believed no mortal creatures could have committed them.In a way they were right.Small cults dedicated to them began to sprout in various swamps across the rural U.S, as these were the breeding grounds of the Skunked Ones and were thought to be holy places.As The Jilms gained notoriety the cult grew, though it never became an organized religion on Earth and the Pope called a new series of crusades to quell the growth of this blood cult.

When Big Jilm was frozen by the The Silent One the cult's growth was severely slowed, though it never truly went away.Over the millennia it survived in back alleys and secret societies, sure that one day their god would be revived and begin his scourge again.These groups were known as the Illuminati, and eventually they were right.

As Astral Big Jilm was unfrozen and began his rape of time and space the cult sprang back from the shadows and begin a new wave of expansion across the cosmos, preaching that with devotion and sacrifice the followers may be spared and their souls would ascend to Jilmhalla.Of course that wasn't really true, Big Jilm never was even aware of the cult and scourged them just the same.

## Beliefs and Practices

The beliefs and practices of Jilmism were rather simple.Ritual human sacrifice was the main pillar which everything else was built around, as well as systematic rape and cannibalism.It was believed you had to live as the Skunked Ones do, that they were fathers of Man and only through imitation of them would you be allowed to live.The sacrifice was usually ripped apart by a crowd before their pieces were raped and pulped then devoured raw in a grand feast.The leader of a sect was referred to as a Bear Daddy and wore coats resembling Little Jilms Russian Bear alter-ego along with his hat.The hat would be topped with a discarded Skunk-Ape podling pod.

There were great many debates of whether the Jilm Brothers were equal beings or if one was above the other, though when Little Jilm died these debates were forgotton and both were revered equally as The Big Father and The Departed Father.
Russia

**Russia** is a Country that exists within the Jilm Lore as well as real life, existing in many different variations throughout the Jilm timeline.The beginning stage,as least as far back as we care to go,was the Russian Empire, existing well before the Jilms up until they destroyed it by raping and eating the final Tsar Nicholas II.

## Soviet Era

After the Jilms collapsed the empire,Russia fell into a civil war(the Jilms theorized to have caused havoc in that too,though conflicting reports indicate they may have been in Kentucky at the time). Several years after,The Soviet Union rose from the ashes of the dead empire.It was around this time the Coalition of Nations United Against the Jilms was founded,the Union being among the first signatories,along with the United States, United Kingdom, France,and Nazi Germany.Though disagreement with their fellow members arose of coarse, fueled by the resentment caused by the death of the Tsar on U.S soil, they kept focus on the Global Jilm War for decades, even as the tide turned against humanity in the 1960s.
Goed Frog-People

The **Goed Frog-People** were a race of frog people from the planet Frog-Lantis who were genocided into extinction during the Cosmic Civil War, itself a smaller conflict of The Intergalactic Jilm War.

The last known frog person, Yorub, was revived from the dead using cybernetic technology and would go on to fight brutally for the Cosmic Alliance.
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Empire of Mongo

**The Empire of Mongo** is a pan-galactic empire within a different galaxy then our own, one of the only other galactic nations we have record of.Headed by the dreaded Ming the Merciless it led on attack against The Cosmic Alliance as it lay weakened during the Intergalactic Jilm War, and it was only through the hero Flash Gordon and his allies that Ming was defeated, though only temporarily.
Dynamism

**Dynamism** is is the worship of Dynamo as a Messiah, and is usually considered Henotheistic.Its beliefs are complex and ever evolving, and this article will merely serve as an overview and history.

## Pantheon

The pantheon of Dynamism is fairly large, though the main gods we'll detail here are as follows:

Christian Ram Anderson, Grandfather of The Visored One and elder of the Gods

Barbara Smithey Anderson, Grandmother of the visored One and wife of Christian

Dynamo or Dynamysis, main figure of Dynamism and savior of all.Also known as a Messiah and Saushyant.

SufferThornius, mediator of The Visored One and The Suited One, chill party guy

Steve or The Suited One, opposite of The Visored One and required for proper balance of The Cosmos

## Beliefs and Practices

The beliefs and practices of Dynamism vary from place to place and person to person, as they are highly fluid and personalized.The main practices are usually described as an amalgamation of Christianity and ancient Greek practices with a Dynamo twist.Libations and gifts are given to idols of the gods in a ancient Greek manner, but the styles of prayer and church culture is more akin to Christianity, among hundreds of other such similarity that reflect the religions complex history and development.The Dynamo twists include ritual weed smoking and the wearing of sacred visors and trenchcoats, along with some dyeing their hair red and cutting it short as The Visored One famously did.

Some particularity fervent sects even bang teenage girls and practice teen girl polygamy in order to bring themselves closer to the Visored One, but most mainline Dynamist Churches disregard these as heresy and ban their practice(which led to the great Dynamist War of 8700 AD After Dynamo).
Advena II

An image of the young Advena II

**Advena II** was the son of Advena I and Emperor of the Cosmic Imperial Federation from July 20th 4597 until his death in the sack of Domus Secundus only 5 years later.Due to his young age and short reign he didn't get to accomplish much himself, though his regent Mother proved to be a skilled administrator in his his stead.His main legacy is being the last of the Advena bloodline to rule the empire his father had created.

He now rests in peace beside his father and Mother on Domus Secundus in the Advena Family crypt, monument and attached Pizza Hut.
Dynamo's Grandma

**Dynamo's Grandma**, real name **Barbara Smithey Anderson**, is the maternal grandmother of Dynamo and one of his life-long unwilling companions/enablers. She became a widow in 2007 with the death of her husband and has since been unable to get Dynamo to fuck off, eventually causing her to give up and simply wait for death to release her from her mortal hell prison of flesh and blood.

She later died of starvation at the age of 111 due to Dynamo's incompetent time travel scheme.Her body went undiscovered for some months until the landlord came to collect their overdue rent.Her desiccated remains were laid to rest next to her husband Christian.The nightmare was finally over.
Tsar Nicholas II of Russia

## Tsar Nicholas II

Tsar Nicholas II of Russia,shortly before his fatal encounter with the Jilm Brothers

## Appearances

### Debut

The Jilm Saga

**Tsar Nicholas II of Russia** was the ruling monarch of the Russian Empire from 1894 up until his particularity brutal rape and cannibalization at the hands of the Jilms.Tsar Nicholas had seen the threat the Jilms posed to not only the United States,but all of humanity.Through this foresight he sought to build a friendship between America and Russia,taking a state visit sometime in 1912.

This turned out to be a great error in judgement however,as the Jilms just so happened to be sighted in the very area he was staying in.They found him,and it began.It is unknown exactly how the Tsar's body was so greatly mutilated,how his boy hole was literally turned inside out with his entire digestive tract ripped out through it,nor how his family ended up in so many bloody,cum stained pieces with bite marks on every surface of not only their bodies but the surrounding environment itself.What is known is that the Russian soldier meant to have kept watch committed suicide immediately after finding the bodies,and the police called to the scene all had to be institutionalized for the rest of their lives.

Tsar Nicholas II of Russia was immortalized for his sacrifices and suffering,the world eternally mourning one of the first men to stand against the Jilms.This event also sparked the resentment many Russians have against the U.S,sadly going against what the Tsar wanted in the first place and weakening the CNUAJ in the Global Jilm War.
The Thaw

**The Thaw** was the unthawing of Big Jilm by members of The Cosmic Alliance on October 15th 4589 at around 11:30 Earth Time, a date which will forever live in infamy.Discovered in ancient glacial ices that were once part of upper Canada, the discovery of such an ancient frozen humanoid was met with great excitement and fanfare across the whole of the galactic community, and his thawing was an event that was watched by trillions of species live and attended to by the highest level scientists.

As the ices were melted away a bushy beard began to protrude from the covered face of the creature, and that was all the cameras recording were able to capture before all hell was unleashed.For what the scientists did not know was that Little Jilm's body was also frozen in the chunk of ice, and as soon as Big Jilm gained consciousness he saw the corpse of his brother all over again.Having to relive the pain appears to have been the final straw for him, and with that he went cosmic.With the recording equipment failing a wave of malice erupted across the entire cosmos, and the Great Rape of All began.Big Jilm ate and raped everything on the station he was being kept on, the initial death toll being estimated at 1400 people.This would be only the beginning however, as he soon commandeered a spacecraft and flew it to the heart of all cosmic society, Domus.

As the event was witnessed live by so many it eventually become a 9/11 like "where were you?" moment for many across the Cosmos, along with being the start of The Intergalactic Jilm War.
Alien race

**Aliens** are one of the few reoccurring characters in the Jilm Legend, mostly in the context of future tense relations with Earth. The Jilms are canonically the main threat to the 'The Cosmic Alliance', a society of 67300 different species and sub-species of alien within the known universe of A-1. It was been foreseen by The Watchers that the Jilms will both lead to, and are they physical embodiment of the inevitable destruction of the human race, as well as the greater Cosmic Alliance. This was gathered while observing Earth's inhabitants during (Earth time) year 1897.

Due to the superior intellect and common goals of The Cosmic Alliance's members, few wars had ever fought. This meaning that despite having superior technology to Earth, Big Jilm still lead to their destruction during a hapless attempt to arm themselves against the threat of the half-Skunkape monster. The mere existence of Big Jilm as a concept causes infighting within the alliance, which leads to their greater weakening for Big Jilm's attacks.

Despite knowing nothing of the Cosmic Alliance's technology, millennia of peace, or its great accomplishments, Big Jilm managed to destroy the alliance from within during his attempted capture. It is not known how much damage he had caused, as all forms of evidence were burned, destroyed, or raped. Bodies of several species were found torn in half and raped from the abdomen by few living races who were able to make records of it. By destroying the Cosmic Alliance, Big Jilm left nearly half the known universe to destruction, as many races became entirely dependent on the free trade that only the alliance had guarded over.

It was only through herculean efforts during the Intergalactic Jilm War by beings such as Dynamo, Alf Landon and Jesus that saved the Multiverse from total destruction, though the damage done by Big Jilm would take many years to rebuild.
Illinois

**Illinois** is a state within the **United States of America,** notable as being the home state of both The Silent One and Dynamo before he moved to Los Santos.It was the 21st state admitted to the union and serves as the location of Chicago, from which The Silent One stepped aboard a train heading west which would change history forever.
Skunk Ape

**The Skunk Ape** is an ape-like creature purported to inhabit the forests and swamps of some southeastern U.S. states, with reports from Florida being most common. It is named for its appearance and unpleasant odor. The skunk ape is reported to resemble the Sasquatch of the Pacific Northwest, but is known for it's signature stench.

It is purported that the Jilm Brothers (The Talker, Lil Jilm) are the direct creation of a human female (their mother) being raped by a skunk ape, making them partially 'The Missing Link' between ape and man. This theory alone answers the question of the Jilm's unique ugliness and distinct lack of human morality. It is suggested that the Jilm brothers were the spawn of two or more separate Skunk apes during a group raping of their mother. This alone draws horror to the imagination, however biologists have studied and theorized that it is factually possible for this scenario to happen. Albeit extremely unlikely, the general consensus among biologists, historians, and the greater scholarly community is that this is the only explanation to the Jilm's existence.

A skunkape baby is called a podling, due to them growing in skunkape pods.It is an open question if God truly made the skunk apes.
Kid Cuisine

**Kid Cuisine** is a line of frozen dinners marketed to children, though that doesn't stop Dynamo from consuming them in massive quantities.In fact its the only thing he eats, aside from Flintstones push pops, as well as the only thing he feeds his Grandma.He does not know how to operate a microwave, which leads him to eat them either frozen or thawed and wet, and he often licks them like popsicles.He never eats the corn though, leading to a tremendous amount of discarded corn being littered around his Grandmothers house and dumpster.

His exclusive consumption of Kid Cuisine is probably part of the reason why he has so much acne and appears to have a fever at all times, as the lack of proper nutrition for so many decades has undoubtedly caused many health problems, not that he ever goes to doctors to figure out what those might be.
The Collapse

**The Collapse** is one of the most significant events in Jilm history,occurring soon after the The Thaw,in which the Jilms collapsed the governments of the future human race and begin the fall of The Cosmic Alliance.It coincides with the Intergalactic Jilm War as well as the Cosmic Civil War.It is an incredibly complex topic, due to the various times each civilization collapsed and the long reaching effects of the Intergalactic Jilm War.

The first victim of The Collapse is generally considered to be Earth, though Earth never fully collapsed during The Jilm's original scourges across the planet.The first true collapse was Domus, seat of The Cosmic Alliance and the first place that Big Jilm happened to land after somehow commandeering a spacecraft.
Hotter Than Jet Fuel

**Hotter Than Jet Fuel** is the third album by American rapper Phat Dhump, released only three months after his previous album Takin a Dhump.While incredibly successful commercially, even becoming the 14th highest selling album of all time, it was despised critically and caused tremendous controversy for its tasteless title and cover.It was the penultimate release by Dhump before his murder in 2014.

## Track Listing

1. Rappin for Iraq
2. Dynamo the MAN
3. Fuck all you Ni\*\*as
4. Hotter than Jet Fuel
5. Gettin Down as I Hit The Ground
6. Party at the Pentagon
7. Ghetto Talk
Xerxes

Xerxes as seen during The Hyper Wars

**Xerxes** is a king within the Jilm Lore who currently resides on the planet of Susa in the Gardion Galactic Planes.Thought to have been assassinated on Earth, he was instead abducted by an unknown alien force and brought throughout the galaxy as a space slave, before breaking free of his bonds and establishing control over his own planet of freed galactic slaves (these regions of space were not members of the Cosmic Alliance yet and as such the alliances ban on slavery was not enforceable).

His new home would not be safe for long however, as the neighboring slave worlds simultaneously declared what would become known as The Hyper Wars, an attempt to destroy the fledgling abolitionist planet lest it serve as an example to their own slave classes.The wars proved to be absolutely brutal, and are still infamous throughout Alliance space as the war that first brought the then mysterious race of Humans to the Galaxies attention, as well as being one of the key conflicts in the history of The Jedi Knights.Xerxes proved to be a surprising military genius, using suicide craft to target the palaces of the neighboring planets to inflict catastrophic losses to the upper aristocracy of the planets he was engaged with.It was around that time those planets began purging their slave population so there was no risk of revolution on their own planets.This proved catastrophic however, as the rash plan left their entirely slave-dependent economies in shambles.

With his enemies poor and terrified, and with hatred in his heart against those who slaughtered so many people he sought to free, Xerxes began the ground invasions of the planets in a campaign dubbed "The Scouring". All inhabitants were slaughtered, with their remains used to fuel the bioships that the King was so fond of using.with this last act the wars were over, and the rebuilding of his region of space began.Xerxes oversaw the explosion of the economies of his new empire due to the shrewd governing he employed, later dubbed "The Xerxes Economic Miracle". Life extension technologies meant his reign could continue indefinitely, and his application to the Cosmic Alliance in Earth year 1560 gave his empire the markets needed to keep their growth continuing for millennia.He is famous for keeping multiple Kaiju as war beasts during this period, as a way to deter any aggression from his planets.

When the Intergalactic Jilm Wars and Cosmic Civil War began Xerxes saw it prudent to stay neutral in the conflicts, though this policy did not work with the Jilm Brothers as you can probably imagine, and he soon realized that galactic extinction could be at hand.It was in this dark hour he heard of The Visored One, and recognizing the dire situation would become of his most important allies in fulfilling The Prophecy,
The New Crusades

**The New Crusades** were a series of holy war called by the Popes in response to the growth of Jilmism in the swamps of the western and southern United States.In opposition the Jilmists proclaimed their own spiritual leader in the form of the Bear Granddaddy, raising their own armies and clashing with the crusaders for decades.The crusaders tended to fair well against the Jilmists, winning several key victories such as the Battle of Atchafalaya Basin in which 30,000 Jilmists were slaughtered.Of course any time they went up against The Jilms themselves they were obviously annihilated.

The War of the Second Coming would be proclaimed the final crusade by the Ultra Pope during the far future, a prime example of the legacy the new crusades left on the religion.
Senate of the Cosmic Alliance

The S**enate** was the upper house of the The Cosmic Alliance's governmental structure, made up of the various senators and delegates from the worlds it represented.The main members were known as Senators, who represented their planets and voted on galactic legislation, and the Delegates, who were non-voting members that observed hearings as their planets went through the long road to full membership.

This state of affairs is largely retained in the Cosmic Federation, though with far more barriers to corruption than in the Alliance.
Steve

Steve in usual business attire

## Appearances

### Appears in

The Badabing Saga, Badabing 3000, The Intergalactic Jilm War, The Prophecy, Post-Prophecy

### Debut

The Badabing Saga

**Steve** is a character in the Jilm Lore living in current (and eventually future) times. He is a good friend of Sufferthorn and the "friend" of Dynamo, along with being one of the branch leaders for Badabing Inc. (later Badabing Interplanetary). He is often considered one of the most important characters in the Jilm Lore, surpassed only by The Jilms and Dynamo.

## Personality

Steve can be perceived as the straight man in the Badabing Club.He is not as much a party guy as Sufferthorn and not an insane degenerate like Dynamo, so he tends to not participate in many of their shenanigans.

## Biography

Steven Hiroshi ( In Kanji スティーブンメッセンジャーヒロシ )was born on April 14th 1994 in Seattle Washington to an American mother and a Japanese father.His early life was very happy, with his parents marriage being stable and perfectly supporting an upper-middle class lifestyle.He lived in Seattle with his best friend Rocky Dennis until the age of 8, when his dad had to relocate them due to a promotion at his work.Steve was heartbroken to have to leave Rocky behind, and didn't even learn of his later death until Gar joined Sufferthorn's biker gang over a decade later.Though Steve didn't really like Los Santos due to its crime ridden and overall shit hole nature, he still looked at the bright side as he always did through his life.

His entire life would be changed when he met one **Paul** **Helmsworth**, later known as Dynamo, around Steve's eleventh grade year.Dynamo was with Sufferthorn at the time trying to break into the vending machine, and when Steve told him that he was being retarded Dynamo simply called him a fag.With that an unlikely companionship was born.
Pronunciation of Jilm

The pronunciation of Jilm can often be confusing for first time Jilmers.It is known through scant records that the original spelling used a Y/J letter that is unknown outside of The Talker's own tortured handwriting.Yes, thats right;The Talker could actually write something, though his ability to do so was limited to only this mysterious character.For simplicity sake on this wiki and elsewhere it is simply spelled with a J while being pronounced as a Y like sound, much like the word Fajitas would be pronounced in Spanish.
Monty

Monty is the City Spies's caretaker and overseer along with Mother. Her full name is Alexandra Montgomery. She is described as "part Marie Curie, part Mary Poppins" and is extremely smart. Along with Kat, she specializes in Cryptography (although she loves to bake as well!)

## Alexandra Montgomery/Monty

### Occupation

FARM-Crypto Unit, Aisling, Scotland, United Kingdom

## Before the Books

Monty attended Oxford and graduated with the top grades.
The Seven Pollution Rings

The **Seven Pollution Rings** were ancient magical artifacts imbued with the faint dna of The Jilms.Forged by beings of evil using a combination of Jilm beard hair and semen at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, they were crafted to hold unspeakably evil powers of Radiation, Deforestation, Smog, Toxics, Rape, Fear, and Hate.

Eventually their powers were combined in an attempt to create a being powerful enough to kill Captain Planet (one of the divine aspects of the Divine Elements) but their creation Captain Pollution proved to be more despicable than even they realized, immediately slaughtering all of those involved in his birth.He went on to rape Dynamo's mother which would result in his birth and the eventual fulfillment of The Prophecy.

It is unknown what happened to the rings after the creation of Captain Pollution.
Hobbits

**Hobbits** are a race of small humanoids found throughout more fantastical planets, mostly those inhabited by Dwarves or Elves.They are often prized by some for their natural submissiveness and their child size, as they are perfectly legal in most jurisdictions within the Cosmic Alliance.There was even a race of Golden Ones bred by Gandalf specifically to have massive fat mudflap ass cheeks that were soft enough to sleep on as if they were pillows.They were bred for centuries under the Misty Mountains until they were so pure that they could cause heart attacks if one even tried to fuck them, which Gandalf found out the hard way.
Japan

**Japan** is a country in the Jilm Lore as well as the real world.Its most notable contribution to Jilmstory was as the main opposing force that Christian Ram Anderson faced as he was serving in the Second World War.The brutality he faced would give him a hatred of any "yellow jap monkeys" for his entire life, and this was only compounded as he later served in the Korean and Vietnam wars.As these wars were also against Asians that he could not discern from the Japanese, it only made his hate burn brighter.This would manifest in several ways, such as him never buying Japanese products for himself nor his grandson and wife.He would also become a lifelong republican due to Harry S. Truman only dropping two atomic bombs on the island nation ,as Christian felt that the entire country should have been razed and populated by "good white bred American patriots"
Jilm Blobs

**The Jilm Blobs** are abject horrors crafted by Astral Jilm during the Intergalactic Jilm War.Formed through dark experiments with the flesh of the soul raped they are easily the most degenerated of the Jilm-Wraiths, with locomotion being difficulty for most of them and none retaining anything resembling mental faculties.Their only real use to Astral Jilm was as something for him to laugh at, and as such they are considered the lowest form and most punished of the Jilm-Wraith types.
Rune Man

Rune Man

**Rune Man** is a character within the Jilm Lore, known for being able to detect runes up to 250 parsecs away, albeit not very well.His detection of runes mainly consist of him going "wait, there's a rune somewhere" before preceding to make everyone around him stand there until he eventually cant determine where the rune is.

His body is tattooed in the runes he can never properly locate.Note that he cant even do anything with the runes, he just locates them badly.
Humans

**Humans** are the dominant animals on Earth and half of the species The Jilms belonged to.Humans are a hominid species,closely related to the Skunk Ape and other ape species. Humans were the first species that saw the scourge of the Jilms,being on the Jilms home planet of course.Humanity would fight a losing battle against them for decades,until they were supposedly killed by The Silent One(him being a full blooded human). This finally brought peace to humanity.They then become one of the species inducted into the The Cosmic Alliance,about 6000 years after the Jilms purported deaths,and were known as hardy,good willed members of the galactic community,at least until the Thaw.
Phat Dhump

**Phat Dhump** is a rapper within the Jilm Lore, known for being one of Dynamo's favorite celebrities and heroes.Born in the same Chicago suburbs that birthed the Visored One, he would lead a successful career with such hits as "Black Carburetor" and "Ni\*\*as Got Them Flies on Dat Dick"

His Seminal Album "Phat Dhumps Pleasure Palace" would go on to the set the world record for most instances of the N-Word on a single LP, with 3789.

He would be tragically killed in an attack by a rival gang in 2014.Dynamo was inconsolable, and would be invited to speak at the funeral as well as participate as a pallbearer due to being one of Dhump's "realest G's".

## Biography

Phat Dhump was born **Carter Williams** on June 17th 1978 in the hood of Chicago to teenage unprepared parents.His childhood was very timultous, as his parents were often incredibly violent and beat each other and Dhump viciously.Despite the abysmal home life he did well in school and often excelled at English studies and poetry, leading him to pursue these avenues as his life's passion.

His music career began around 1993, when he started to compose lyrics and music for his friends around the neighborhood.These eventually progressed to demos, singles and eventually a full album, the much acclaimed Pleasure Palace release.It would go on to sell eleven million copies and launched Carter into the stratosphere.It was also around this time he adopted the name Phat Dhump, a self deprecating jab at his life long weight problems.

Thing did not go well for long however, as the sudden success lead to numerous problems for Dhump.His parents attempted lawsuits to get some of the riches he had managed to acquire, he turned to drugs and prostitutes to cope with the emotional turmoil and his weight increased tremendously, all within the same year.These legal conflicts and personal issues would plague Dhump for years, hindering his ability to create the much anticipated followup album Takin a Dhump.His drug and alcohol abuse continued to spiral out of control, and he even contracted hepatitis from the crusty whores he was banging unceasingly (including Dynamo's mom) .

He was eventually able to finish his second album, though it was not received nearly as well as his first release by critics.It did sell very well however, continuing Dhump's prosperity and leading to him creating and releasing his next album only 3 months later, the much talked about Hotter Than Jet Fuel.

## Discography

1. Phat Dhump's Pleasure Palace
2. Takin a Dhump
3. Hotter than Jet Fuel
4. Aint Got No Time

## Archival Releases

1. Tunes from the Top Tank (The demos 1996-1998)
2. Christmas with Phat Dhump
3. Dirges in the Darkness (The demos 1999-2004)
Elves

**Elves** are a race of beings hailing from the planet of Tree Hollow, know for their ruthless protection of nature, long lives, animosity with Dwarves and being femboys.They sided with the republican forces during the Cosmic Civil War exclusively for the fact that the Dwarves were on the monarchist side, the finest example of Elven pettiness that could ever be dreamed of.
Los Santos

The flag of Los Santos

**Los Santos** is a city within the Jilm Lore known for being one of the largest cities in California as well as the seat of Los Santos county.It is home to over 7 million people including our three beloved Badabing Club members.Only Sufferthorn is a native born citizen:Dynamo and Steve moved from Illinois and Washington respectively.
Seven Pillars of Wisdom

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**The Seven Pillars of Wisdom** are seven towers of Adamantium that reside at the center of the Universe, surrounded by the Watchers compound.The pillars are indescribably ancient;they are thought to have existed since the moment of creation and are central to the Watchers and all of Blue civilization at large.Even the number of the Seven High Watchers is derived from the pillars, and its from their peaks that the Watchers meditate and channel the energies of the Cosmos.

When a Blue is engaged in prayer they are usually required to direct their prayers towards the direction of the pillars, and only if they are out of Universe are they permitted to stray from this.It is believed by the Watchers and all Blues that the towers channel the powers of the God's themselves, and all Blue magic and Techno sorcery is derived from their gifts.
Santa-Nam

**Santa-Nam** was the participation by Santa Claus in the Vietnam War within the Jilm Lore.It was said that instead of presents dropping from his sleigh it was cluster napalm bombs, filling the Vietnamese children's dreams with visions of death and melting.

His induction into the conflict has its origins in the United States purchase of Greenland, where one of his main southern workshops was located.Realizing the vast amounts of potential production and slave labor that Santa possessed he was contracted by the government to produce vast amounts of military material for the then upcoming Vietnam War.When the war actually began and did not go well the government extended his contract into providing bombing runs and covert ops for the war effort, as Santa's sleigh has no engines and is thus totally silent as it propels itself with Christmas magic.
Ming the Merciless

An image of Ming

**Ming the Merciless** is a character within the Jilm Lore, ruling over the vast galactic empire of Mongo in opposition to The Cosmic Alliance during the Intergalactic Jilm War, Ming using the chaos to launch his own invasion of the Alliance.He was only stopped by the hero Flash Gordon, who teamed up with The Visored One to defeat Ming and send him back to his own galaxy, where he waits and builds strength for the eventual Second Ming War.

## Biography

Ming was born 300 years ago in a time of turmoil.The galaxy of Mongo had yet to be united under a single polity, and in this absence was almost constant violence.Large fleets of space pirates and small-scale planet alliances led wars and raids against each other in search of wealth and slaves.The religions of Mongo largely forbid life extenson technologies, as they believed that mortality was a gift from their Gods so they may be reunited in the Heavens, freed from the chaos that surrounded their homes.

Ming had a different train of thought.His upbringing shaped him into a man who desired eternal life for himself and the need to conquer this disparate galaxy into his own image.As he was the son of nobles on his planet, and with his planet being allied with other neighboring worlds, he was able to use these resources to begin his plans.The first 150 years or so was slow going, as he needed to not only bring his own planet into his grasp but then also either conquer or manipulate the others into his rule.After this was done he had 6 planets to his name, a minuscule number when compared to the 40,000 habitable planets that were known throughout Mongo.

This of course did not stop him.As the Mongonians are already a long lived people he had time to fulfill his tasks while also pushing his life extension goals further and further, until Mongonian Life Extension was discovered around the year 4000.As this was occuring he led a massive campaign of annexation in all directions, as even though many of the planets were heavily militarized they were no match for Ming's tactical brilliance and crack team of military scientists, who often came up with terrifying weapons to subjugate these populations.
Takin a Dhump

**Takin a Dhump** is the second album by American rapper Phat Dhump released in 2005, 4 years after his first release.While still successful commercially it suffered a hit with critics, who considered it inferior to his first album and stated it showed an atrophy of his songwriting skill, likely due to the personal issues Dhump had been experiencing in the intervening years.

## Track Listing

1. Liquid Shit
2. My Bitch Be Peggin
3. Ni\*\*as Got No Idea
4. Middle School Was Where its at
5. New York Aint Got Shit
6. Tupac Dead Ni\*\*a
7. What The Fucks Up
8. Diamond Dogs
9. Napalm Ni\*\*as
The Great Sack of London

**The Great Sack of London** was a major event in the Global Jilm War,when the Jilms destroyed the capitol city of the United Kingdom and killed its monarch Queen Victoria.The damage was so severe that the entire city was left abandoned for the rest of the war,with only a few neighborhoods clinging to life until the late 1940s.Even post-war,it was never repopulated,being left as a monument to the destruction the Jilms caused humanity.
Space Vikings

**The Space Vikings** refers to the viking like space raiders that operate in the eastern quadrants of fringe regions of galactic space, with there being many different colonies and conquered domains they hold along with their home planet of SeerGreed.Though it is unknown when they first began to raid and conquer their neighbors by the year of 1250 they had become such a notable problem even the Cosmic government were aware and sent detachments of Jedi to deal with them.The Jedi did fierce battle with them and even managed to destroy a viking strong planet but eventually failed to fully stop them, and the viking's reprisal attacks against the alliance were brutal.

Even after the Intergalactic Jilm War they continued to be a pain, though they finally met their demise against the new Cosmic Federation and Visored One, who used his god-powers to Dr. Manhattan all of them.
United Kingdom

**The United Kingdom** is a country that exists within the Jilm Lore as well as the real world,being the dominant power in the world during the rise of the Jilms,up until after World War 2 and the Global Jilm War.With Queen Victoria as monarch during the Jilms rise,she largely ignored the danger they posed,deeming it to be "Yank nonsense",firmly believing they would never reach Europe,let alone her island.She was very wrong.

The Jilms eventually made their way to the island of Great Britain,and the scourge they began ended up being among the worst in all of human history.Almost every single person in the entire nation was either raped and eaten or fled to the European mainland or America,with the final bastion on the island being London and Buckingham Palace.The entire city was burned to the ground,with the palace being among the worst hit,as the Jilms recreated The Great Whitehouse Massacre,raping and devouring every single person in it.Victoria's body so badly ruined it was never located.The palace was then burned to the ground and raped until it was a massive crater in the Earth.

With this lesson,the survivors become some of the first signatories in the CNUAJ,fighting valiantly to avenge their destroyed homeland.It was eventually marginally repopulated,at least until The Collapse.
Runes

**Runes** are a concept tied deeply with magic within the Jilm Lore, with a properly designed rune able to convey and focus magic into whatever surface or object they are carved into.The being known as Rune Man was able to detect runes from hundreds of parsecs away, though not very well.Dwarves were particularly well known for their Runic abilities, even if they were not especially magical otherwise.
Island of Great Britain

**The Island of Great Britain** is the home island of the United Kingdom,and the former seat of its empire.It was heavily damaged and depopulated during the events of the Global Jilm War,with even its capital city being entirely destroyed and largely abandoned.It was eventually repopulated to a degree post-war,but it never regained its full population before The Collapse.