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Bern Craft: Mike

This is a Bern Craft page for Mike. Canonicity is dubious here.

**Mike** is an individual from the Protest Community that the Radioactive Uber Clan has some bizarre, intense obsession over due to him being present when Albert was kicked out of the Protest community the first time. Whether because he helped kicked Albert out, his relationship with some of the people present, or simply because he was mocking Albert in the situation, the RUC saw him as this "Multiversal Demon Lord" and made him a major target.

Despite his minor presence, the RUCs insane obsession would use him as a basis to paint the Protest community as demons they must target.

## Prior to the War

he was a typical Truck driver until he got kicked out of Justice Tower. Due to his nature, he decided to one up the Justice tower by blocking certain areas for them and make fun of them constantly. He was pressing their buttons to see what they would do. He even granted people permission to set up houses and shacks for protest around the area he was camping at, indirectly being responsible for what would be seen as The Survivors be together.

He didn't contribute much beyond allowing people to reside in the spots he was blocking and telling bizarre trucking stories.

## Peninsula War

When the RUC attacked Justice Tower, this caused Mike to disappear for a bit during the war. Despite him not being anything special, some survivors got worried for his safety, especially since they either see him as a friend or would rather not see him die by the RUC. In the late stages of the war, he would eventually be found alive, presumably because Popeye spent so much time gloating about wanting to kill Mike that it gave everyone time to find them.

He didn't contribute much to the war front itself, with everyone giving him sanctuary in their base for protection. The Resistance did use his trucks to carry supplies from one base to another and took advantage of the RUCs obsession with him, either by using him as bait or pretending they know where Mike was, only for it to be a trap.

## After

After the war, Mike decided to stay in the Justice Tower for a little bit. Due to the RUCs obsession with him, either people didn't believe Mike existed and thought he was a fictitious figure, like most of the RUCs other figures or they worshipped him as a hero even if he didn't contribute to much. There was little in between of how one viewed him.

At some point, he moved out the Justice Tower after getting married and away from the public eye. At some point, RUC: World heroes was made that claimed that he was the demon that Popeye sacrificed himself to kill. Due to their video, this caused the RUC and Indigo Syndicate to stop targeting him, believing he was dead.
Vyrescape Wikia

## Welcome to Vyrescape Wiki

Welcome to the Vyrescape wiki. Vyrescape is a Runescape Private Server that has been running since June of 2013. This will be the source of useful information on monsters, guides, items, and much more. Thank you for all of your contributions!

## Join the Vyrescape Wikia!

Joining the Vyrescape Wikia is quick and easy. Simply register your account, confirm it, and edit away! You will be helping tons of players countless times by providing them with the your knowledge about Vyrescape!

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This wikia needs the players to survive. Without you this whole thing would be pointless! We would like to thank you, the editors and creators of these pages for contributing to the Vyre community.

## Recent Game Updates

**04/05/2015 -**

* Made so wearing individual fishing outfit pieces will boost experience; wearing the full outfit will slightly increase the bonus;
* When mining for Gold ore with an Inferno adze OR using the superheat magic spell on them, the smelted ore will count towards your ::tasks smithing requirement;
* When woodcutting with an Inferno adze, the logs incinerated will count towards your trimmed Completionist cape (burned logs) requirement;
* Thieving from the Thieving stalls at home will now count towards your ::tasks thieving and trimmed Completionist cape (Times thieved) requirements;

**05/05/2015 -**

* Black Ibis (from Pyramid Plunder) and Rogue (from ::tasks) individual outfit pieces will now boost Thieving experience; wearing the full outfit will slightly increase the bonus;
* Made so 3 players can answer the same trivia question instead of 2;
* Changed around the Trivia Questions & answers;
* Fixed fletching logs into bows and gems into tips not granting experience;

Remember to Vote daily for more players and Donate to keep the server online, pay-off advertisements and receive great perks in-game!

**Sincerely,

-The Staff Team.**
Viral

**Viral** is a member of the Indigo Syndicate and is their personal hacker, who supposedly claims he is an elite hacker, stealing personal info off "demons" and criminals, leaking them online, and hacking devices to attack people he hates. Despite this, his skills are exaggerated.

## Bio

Personality-wise, he's about as obnoxious and annoying as someone can get. He constantly brags about how great he is at hacking and stealing people's personal info; in the case of the latter, he's especially gleeful about the fact that this has led to the victims' painful deaths at the hands of the Syndicate or the Republic's police force. He's also a huge coward too, always hiding behind people stronger or more skilled at fighting than he is and mocking his enemies from a safe distance. This combined with his annoyingly high pitched voice makes him one of the more punchable members of the Syndicate. He possesses no real fighting ability on his own, and his hacking skills are subpar at best, usually just relying on whatever scripts he can find online and mashing buttons on one of the syndicate's computers, which has led to more than one of them being irreparably broken.

Really, the only thing he's able to do is stalk people all the way to their homes and write down their addresses so the Indigo Syndicate can bust in and murder everyone inside.

Speaking of stalking, he's also known to stalk and sexually harass Ashe. He follows her wherever she goes and even breaks into her room at night to kiss her without her knowledge. Over time it's possible he may become much more aggressive in his approach.

## History

[tbd. History getting into the syndicate. His weird friendship with Lazlo. His creepiness to Ashe. His incompetency.]

## Evaluation

He can give you an aneurysm with his annoying voice and personality. That's pretty much it.
Loyalty Manager

The Loyalty Manager is an NPC located at home that exchanges your loyalty points for various rewards. His rewards are based upon a player's rank, such as a normal player or a donator. The higher the rank, the better the shop. His shops consist of auras, titles, costumes, and overrides.

## Location

The Loyalty Manager is located at home in between Sir Vichy and Kuradal on the north side of the bank.

## Shops

The aura and costume shops both have 4 tiers. Each tier is unlocked depending upon a player's rank, starting at a normal player going up to legendary members. The title shop consists of Loyalty Titles and Skill Mastery titles, which are achieved with 200m experience in a skill. The last shop is the Override Shop. This shop contains cosmetic(s) that include blazing weapons.
Supreme Seven

The Supreme Seven are a group of the wealthiest and most influential business owners in the Republic. Each member owns a company that has great presence throughout the country, and even beyond. They are also known to exert great influence over the government and politics of the Republic. Popeye Jr. is their newest member.

Formerly known as the Supreme Six, Popeye Jr.'s entry into the group brought them up to the Supreme Seven.

## Affairs

As stated before, they hold great influence over the Republic's government and politics, though they do not occupy any official political position (at least, not until Popeye Jr. announced his intent to become leader of the Republic). Instead, they influence politics through things such as their name recognition, monopoly on the news, and of course, endless funding. They often hand-pick the next leader of the Republic when election season comes, no matter how unpopular they may be.

Some of them also have their own private militaries, like the Indigo Syndicate does. As far as this wiki knows, their militaries aren't quite as dysfunctional as the Syndicate's, though their performance can vary. But this... is a story for another time, another place.

On another note, Popeye Jr.'s "prestige" as Popeye's son and his ability to garner loyalty from fanatics has led to the Syndicate having the largest, if also the most incompetent military force of all seven members.

[etcetc]
Mateo

"Thank you by the good message, My Friend."

**Mateo** otherwise known is a past life as **Adolfo Mateo** is a human from a far off country who decided to move to the Nirbay Peninsula after hearing about Smoking Pipes exclusively made in the peninsula. He is a connesiour of all things tobacco but is mainly seen collecting pipes. He is also known to collect hats as well, always seen wearing more and more ridiculous hats.

Due to being a foreigner moving into the Peninsula, his English is best described as Broken. He can barely understand the language too, always hearing insults and vulgar language his way as praise and signs of friendship. This amounted to a situation during the Peninsula War where RUC soldiers were harassing Mateo, threatening to kill him and all he can reply with is "Thank you by the good Message, My friend". Afterwards, he would smoke in his pipe so hard that is created a thick fog, accidentally poisoning the RUC soldiers from the fumes and causing them to flee before dying.

Hugos forces saw this situation and knew the strange old mans was going to be in danger when they found out about his unintentional rebellious behavior against the RUC. With a little bit of convincing by Fredericka(and by that I mean her asking if he'd like to come along with them) he went to Hugos HQ. Hugo did use Mateos smoking habits during the war to conceal their presence with makeshift fog, able to go around certain areas undetected. He would be used for this and for his smoke poisoning RUC soldiers during the entire war.

After the war, Mateo briefly stayed in Justice Tower. He was promptly kicked out due it being nigh impossible to clean up the Tower when you can't even see your hand from all the Pipe smoke. Hugo at the very least gave the man a new home in the Peninsula where he is currently spending his days in, albeit he visits Justice Tower once in a while.
Pernix Equipment

## Pernix Armor

**Pernix equipment** is a set of high level Ranged armour. Pernix armour pieces can be obtained as rare drops from Nex, the boss of the Zarosian stronghold of the God Wars Dungeon; the Ancient Prison. It is the Ranged companion armour set to Virtus equipment and Torva equipment, which are Magic and Melee sets, respectively. Pernix equipment is degradeable and can be repaired.

## Requirements

* 80 Defence
* 80 Range
* 80 Hitpoints

## How to obtain

There are currently four methods to obtain a set of Pernix armour, which are listed below.

* A rare drop from Nex .
* The Vyrescape store.
* A rare drop from boss monster, Nomad.
* Alternatively, you can buy it from any other player who wishes to sell. Be sure to find out the price before buying to prevent from over-paying or being scammed.

## Armor Abilities

Pernix, along with the other Nex armours, offer a HP boost depending on what piece(s) is/are worn. When all three pieces are worn, a maximum of 400 hitpoints are added for a possible total of 1390 if on x10 lifepoints. Pernix is the Ranged form of the Nex armours.
Average RUC Member

**Adolf McNotHitler** is a member of the Radioactive Uber Clan. He is a powerful warrior who wields holy magic to smite demons and also he is invincible and impossible to kill. He got this power from Ku Klux the God who granted him the power he needs to defeat demonkind.

Adolf McNotHitler used to be a normal man when his family was attacked and slaughtered and then r////ped by evil demons and their severed heads were presented to him. This made him slightly disappointed. He then vowed to kill all the demons.

Adolf McNotHitler is a very kind man who owns fifty charities, donates to charity, and adopts disabled puppies. He also stopped a group of criminals by dismembering their legs and heroically and kindly torturing them until they begged for death.

During a mission to stop evil demon (draw a name out of a hat) from giving evil demonic food to homeless people, a nearby demon farted inhis direction, which traumatized him for months.

Today he is helping the RUC kill and torture demons and evildoers and adopted 50,000 more disabled puppies.
Psycho Serum Contamination

**Psycho Serum Contamination** refers to areas where the Indigo Syndicate's Psycho Serum has been spread all over, infecting every living being in the area. These have been reported to occur as a result of either accidental spills, explosions, or Popeye Jr. getting on his helicopter, chasing down a guy who insulted his tie, and dropping vials of that nasty stuff everywhere.

## Background

Psycho Serum is the formula that the Indigo Syndicate and RUC uses to create monstrous super soldiers for their own forces. These have been known to mutate individuals into hulking monstrosities, unrecognizable from their former selves, and deteriorates their mental state as well. Large vats of this stuff has been developed by the Republic, and given to the RUC during their invasion of the Peninsula. Production was halted in Republic government facilities, but the Indigo Syndicate has begun picking up production again, with Dr. Eugene overseeing it.

Large vats of Psycho Serum are often transported to Syndicate facilities and those of their allies. However, due to constant mishandling, they are prone to leaking or even exploding en route, causing massive damage to the area they're traveling through. There have been many times, however, that the Syndicate deliberately spread the serum all around, such as when they're chasing down a target, trying to "conscript" more mutant monster troops for their own forces, or otherwise just out of pettiness for losing a fight (in this case, they will also bring out their "Nuker" troops to completely destroy and irradiate the area out of spite.) Multiple locations have already been affected, such as [locationnames], among others. Every civilian and animal has been mutated beyond recognition, and the areas have become hazard zones.

When confronted with this information, governor [name] of [territory] could only come out with "Look, spills, mutations, and explosions happen all the time in the Republic. This is not an issue to be concerned about." As such, no charges have been pressed against the Indigo Syndicate for these accidents, and no attempt has been made to evacuate anyone from the premises.

## The Blame Game

Despite all reports indicating the Indigo Syndicate as the main cause for many of these accidents, the Indigo Syndicate would rather point fingers at Coalition A as the culprits behind them, despite no evidence to support any of these accusations, besides more made up stories by the Syndicate. But no evidence doesn't stop people from believing them, and thus, more responsibility is taken off from the Syndicate's shoulders for causing large scale suffering and harm.
BWAP App

The **BWAP App** is a ridiculously named social media site in which the Radioactive Uber Clan and Indigo Syndicate owns.

(Unless someone fills this up more I won't have time to add more to this until I get home.)

## History

It started off as a regular social media app before the RUC and Indigo Syndicates involvement. Due to them wanting to control any form of outlet at all(And the fact RUCitizens keep getting banned from normal sites), Jabberjaw and Julius Royson teamed up to "buy"(AKA basically steal) the site from its original owner. They would proceed to fire almost the entire staff and replace them with RUC/Indigo Syndicate soldiers who barely know how to operate a keyboard, much less code properly.

## Website

Pre-Buyout the site was as functional as you'd expect a social media site to be with a decent userbase and features to be had. When Jabby and Julius "bought" it out however, they somehow managed to break even the most basic of features and left the userbase a toxic mess. There's been reports of people getting harassed for simply posting cat pictures.

Many of the sites basic features ended up getting paywalled because Jabberjaws and Julius's ridiculous "Indigo Blue" Subscription plan. [tbd tbd basic features paywalled].

Due to the sites meddling, it is a huge security risk that exposes the users data and location. The Indigo Syndicate or RUC don't mind this at all if it means they are able to use it to track down "demons" or otherwise critics... Though it also leaves them exposed too, easily giving away their location to the various Resistances.

## Criticisms

[There have been multiple incidents of users forgetting their passwords and getting dragged off by syndicate troops, s well as users identified as demons, which ended with an airstrike being launched in their general vicinity, regardless of how many other people may be nearby, or if the user in question is even still there by the time it comes, leading to tons of deaths. The Republic refused to do anything about this (until an airstrike happened to hit a military facility or something). Also there are times where an airstrike would end up hitting one of the syndicate's own faciltiies]
Tales of Goldstone Wood

*The Tales of Goldstone Wood* is a series of Christian-fantasy novels by Anne Elisabeth Stengl. It currently has 7 main entries and 2 novellas.

## Publication

Tales of Goldstone Wood was first published in the first installment, Heartless, in 2010. Since that period, Mrs. Stengl has continued to publish entries in the series. The latest published work is Golden Daughter. The novella Draven's Light is due for publication in 2015, and the next novel installment, Poisoned Crown, Volume 1 in Autumn 2015.

## Overview

The Tales of Goldstone Wood is set in two worlds, called the Near World (or mortal world, located on the Continent) and the Far world, where Faeries are known to dwell. Connecting these two worlds is the Goldstone Wood, which is ruled over by the Faerie prince Aethelbald.

The stories followed the adventures of several characters in several different storylines. The series includes themes on redemption, good vs. evil, friendship, betrayal, and destiny. There are two major timelines. In linear order, the first timeline goes through Heartless, Veiled Rose, Moonblood, and Shadow Hand. The second timeline, which takes place before Heartless and partly during Shadow Hand, goes through Starflower and Dragonwitch. Golden Daughter....

## Books

1. Heartless

2. Veiled Rose

3. Moonblood

4. Starflower

5. Dragonwitch

5.5 Goddess Tithe

6. Shadow Hand

7. Golden Daughter

7.5. Draven's Light

8.1. Poisoned Crown, Volume 1: Smallman's Heir

8.2. Poisoned Crown, Volume 2
Eegore

**Eegore** is a member of the Indigo Syndicate and was Popeye Jr.'s caretaker when Popeye was handling the Radioactive Uber Clan. He used to be forced into a life as a Circus freak show when Popeye rescued him. In a normal life, this would be genuinely heroic thing but in truth, Popeye just wanted a babysitter for his kid and forced the role onto Eegore, making him Popeye Jr's servant.

## Eegore

### Position

Advisor of the Indigo Syndicate/Supreme Sorcerer

## appearance

Eegore is commonly described as being "Fish-like" in appearance, mostly due to his big, bulging eyes and his hunchback appearance. He also wears a black cloak with the hood over it alongside out of place gloves.

## History

Eegore was used as a traveling circus performer against his will until he was supposedly saved by Popeye. In normal circumstances, this would be seen as a happy moment but being this is Popeye, he was merely looking for someone to babysit his child, Popeye Jr. and let Eegore take care of him.

Ever since then, he along with Lazlo became pseudo leaders to the Indigo Syndicate, performing orders while Popeye Jr. revels in his money.

At some point he managed to tame a Megalodon Shark, dubbed "Megalos" which he sends after ships and swimmers who get too close to Indigo Syndicate bases near water.

## Evaluation

There isn't much to say about him. He spends most of his time babysitting Popeye Jr. and not really offering him any useful advice (granted, that would have fallen on deaf ears anyways. Just ask Lazlo.) Instead, he's just there to give Popeye Jr. moral support when things aren't going his way.

Magic-wise, he does indeed use a combination of dark and water elemental magic, but he's nothing special on that front. He isn't seen fighting very much anyways.

[more?]

In regards to his Megalodon shark, there are debates over whether or not he has actually managed to tame it, as it doesn't appear to listen to any of his orders, and has often attacked many syndicate and affiliate ships. Most of the time he gives his orders to the shark to attack a target that it was already in the process of heading for, seemingly to make it look like he's commanding it.
Audio Log of an Interrogation

??? ??? ???

x/xx/xx

??:??

Inside an enclosed room. A desk, two chairs, and a single flickering light is present. Two figures sit across from each other, one bound in chains.

**Interrogator**: Tell me, whose payroll are you under!? You can't hide anything from me vile [V] spy!

**???**: I keep telling you, I have nothing to do with [V], I'm not from the country, I've never been to the country, all I did was provide an estimate of the country's landmass... basic information which is available to the publ might I a-

**Interrogator**: Silence! I know your kind, I don't have time for any of your lies! Tell the truth, whose payroll are you under, what evil plans are they plotting? Tell me now before this gets ugly!

**???**: I have nothing to hide. You're off your fucking rocker.

**Interrogator**: Awwwwww, loyal to your dear tyrannical overlord [???] are you? That's nice, but he has no more use for a pawn like you. I bet he doesn't even remember your name now. Anyways, I hope you know his tyranny won't last. Soon we will overthrow that vile demon and free the poor tormented people from his rule, by force if need be! We'll be welcomed as liberators!

**???**: ...

**Interrogator**: Sure, stay silent. We have ways of making you talk... we got some new equipment ready. Built, tried, and tested by our friends at the Indigo Syndicate. Bring them in!

\*The sounds of wheels carrying heavy equipment can be heard\*

Oooh, let's try this one first!

\*The sounds of something metal being picked up\*

Hehehe, you'll be begging us to stop before long!

\*end recording\*
Demons

**Demons** is a derogatory term both the Radioactive Uber Clan and the Indigo Syndicate use. It isn't meant to be used on literal demons but rather a variety of groups including people they hate, minority groups, or people they genuinely believe are demons. "Hellspawn" is a similar term, more commonly used throughout Intor, particularly countries within The Republic's sphere of influence.

Lately, the Indigo Syndicate has been using the term "Cat-Bleeders" where if it is unknown if they mean actual cat people or simply cat owners, it is nonetheless used similarly, especially to people who have any catlike traits to them or Fredericka interacted with, if their Cat-Bleeder page is any indication.

Depending on how much someone angers them, the RUC would designate a "ranking" against them or a power level. The higher the supposed "power level" or "rank", the more they hate them. Several Resistance members were demonized to such vile degrees that it comes across as someones first edgy story. One individual related to the Resistance survivors was demonized to the point of being called the "Demon overlord" and became a #1 target to them, even if all he did was kick Albert out for harassing someone in his group.
Special Thanks

We here at the RealRUC Wiki would like to extend a special "Thank You!" to the following wikis

https://nnemonicfanfic.fandom.com/wiki/NnemonicFanfic\_Wikia

https://nnemonic-villains.fandom.com/wiki/Nnemonic\_Villains\_Wikia

(and possibly others to be added maybe)

Though we may not know who you were, whoever created them, nor where you have gone, just know that you have provided a valuable source of amusement and morale in our fight against the RUC. Thank you.
International Police of Justice

The **International Police of Justice** or the "IPJ" for short is the police force that Director Tuffin leads. Despite its name, it is more small scale and the International part of the name seems to be the police force jumping the gun in their force expanding or to give it a better name than just "PJ".

## History

[How the IPJ was funded. George "Cranberry" founding it and his death leading to Tuffin taking over. Their relationship with the Indigo Syndicate.]

## Corruption

[Obvious case of corruption. Crime being ignored, innocents being targeted, good cops being either driven out, killed, or brainwashed.]

## Officers

[Notable Officers. How corrupt most of them are. Not all of them are corrupt but as stated above, the more moral cops are driven out, brainwashed, or removed.]
Bern Craft: RUMine

This is a Bern Craft interpretative writing of the RUMine. This isn't related to the actual RUMine and no guarantees if anything will be on the canon page.

The **RUMine** was a previously abandoned mine first discovered by Albert prior to the Peninsula War. While he was plotting his revenge scheme on the Protest community, especially in Fredericka in particular he embarrassingly fell through the ground due to his weight, slamming into the ground. With this discovery, Albert made up how he was chased by the "Evil Demon Overlord of the Protest Community" when he found it to make his discovery less awkward. Popeye sent some scouts to investigate the mine, seeing there is potentially rare minerals and ore to be had. Popeyes assumptions were correct when it was discovered that this mine was abandoned for centuries.

The scouts would later see why it would be abandoned. In the deepest parts of the Mine they discovered a bizarre underground monster. Despite their claims of fighting a "Multiversal demon lord who can rewrite the code of reality", they refused to even deal with the monster, choosing to feed others to it once they realize the monster isn't bothered by their presence if they periodically feed it.

## Peninsula War

During the days of the Peninsula War, Popeye would send enslaved people to mine the RUMines for their own sake. If it wasn't bad enough, not even death would free them of this slavery. RUC Member Count Chocula would use his necromancy powers to keep their souls stuck in the Mine to work inside of it. Every day, the RUC would sacrifice a slave or two to the monster before promptly raising their spirit to continue working on the mines.
Jebediah

**Jebediah** is a wrestler who was raised in the same church Stella resided in. It is unknown how he came to be in there but it was said that he was left there as a baby and the priests of the church took him in. He took up wrestling to help fund the church and to stroke his own ego about his strength. This lead to many jokes from the wrestling community how he is unstoppable given for a while, he accumulated a winning streak. These feats would not go unnoticed as Mike would learn about this and later befriend him when he visited the Peninsula.

Despite all the claims about his strength, he is not unstoppable as he sounded. It's just that due to how often people talk about him, it made people not want to fight against him, even if they could in theory defeat him. This may be why during the Peninsula War, while he had no interest in participating in the war, the Radioactive Uber Clan refused to touch him(even though they likely would have suffered a horrible fate anyways).

During the war, while Mike was bunkering with the Anti-RUC Resistance, he did bring up Jebediah a few times in conversation. This did get some people interested in recruiting him. It is unknown if he was recruited or not during the war but even if he was, he probably only did it to bolster his ego.

After the war, he would travel between Nirbay and the Republic for his wrestling gigs. Even if he didn't play a critical part of the war, his fans kept insisting he was the one who killed Popeye or single handily defeated the RUC, which he played up during his promos in a match. Despite this, he does check up on Mike from time to time. Even if his feats were greatly exaggerated by the wrestling community and his fans, it did prove enough to keep him safe from harm, especially during the war.
The Red Hurricane

The current sketch that will be used for him

**The Red Hurricane** is a moniker given to [real name omitted], a major figure of [eventname] in Country V during the last years of The Republic and The Princedom's dual occupation. He was given the name as a testament to his tendency to leave behind a sea of blood after tearing through the enemy ranks. He wields a halberd in battle.

## Overview

As stated above, he was one of the major figures of [eventname] in Country V, who fought against the occupation forces of both The Republic and The Princedom. Described as a terror on the battlefield, almost nothing seemed to be able to harm him, to the point where his feats actively defied all logic and reason (many of his allies have given up on trying to make sense of how he can survive multiple gunshots without even flinching.) Sending him into a battle was practically a guaranteed victory, though he can only be in one place at a time, so he was deployed in key locations to make the most of his immense strength and endurance. Though he was far from the only contributor, he was instrumental in driving both The Republic and the Princedom out of Country V.

The only relation to the RUC/Indigo Syndicate he has is the fact that he was the one who grievously injured Lazlo during his time as a general stationed in Country V.

He is a reviled and hated figure in both the Princedom and the Republic (of course, they're not gonna like the guy who effectively kicked their ass). However, further information will be omitted until a later date.
Earth Turtles

*This is a dream article, which means it may or may not be real depending on how ridiculous the concept is.*

**Earth Turtles** are a unique species of turtles (and Tortoise as well) that resides somewhere in the vicinity of [region]. They are known particularly for their unusually large size, and some beliefs that they are spirits of the Earth that possess mystical powers. They are currently being poached by the likes of the Indigo Syndicate.

## Biology

They resemble most turtles/tortoises, except they are much larger, and somehow both land and water variants count as the same species.

[etcetc]

## The Indigo Syndicate

As of right now, the Indigo Syndicate is poaching several Earth Turtles for their shells, which Popeye Jr. believes are the ingredients to a "potion of immortality" in his vain attempt to make himself immortal. There is no evidence that the shells have any of these properties. Despite the efforts of several conservation groups, they are unable to stop the Indigo Syndicate from their illegal activities, and many are often murdered by the syndicate in the process. As usual, nothing on the official level is being done to stop this.
Husky Diamonds

"Anythin' ya lookin' at, friendo?"

**Husky Diamonds**(Replacement for one Crystals) is a shady black market salesmen who traveled all the way to the Peninsula by the time the RUC has initiated war with the peninsula. He goes all over the world, selling all sorts of wares to people. Sometimes his wares are legit and other times they are a scam for peoples money. Regardless, he is well-travelled and brings with him quite a variety of wares. While somewhat shady, he is noted to be rather fond of animals, always packing food to give to some and befriending them rather quickly.

During the Peninsula War, Husky did his best to scam various RUCitizens. To his annoyance, while he did trick them easily, they only gave him strands of hair and laces and in one case, their own severed hand. Realizing he can't get good business with the RUC and the RUC is scaring off and killing potential customers for his genuine and fake wares, he decided to stick around one of their cities. He also has been hoping to find a very rare crystal that only resides within the Peninsula.

During an investigation in the RUC controlled cities, the Resistance found Husky Diamonds in an alleyway. Due to one of them finding the crystal in question, this gave Husky an idea: To work with the Resistance and supply them with his wares during the war so the sooner the RUC is defeated, the sooner he can get back to business.

After the war, it seemed like Husky was able to get his business under control in the Peninsula. One notable sale he made was of a seemingly broken robotic seal to Reese. To his surprise however, she managed to get the seal up-and-running, and now she has a seal that shouts incoherent phrases at anyone who visits her room.

However, after an incident in which he sold a fake sword to O'Ryan, he had to flee the whole Peninsula and back to the Republic to parts currently unknown, though he's been reported to have cropped up in some places to sell his wares as usual.

## Addendum

Due to me being uncomfortable with the idea of trying to make a Crystals stand-in and I see him on the Audition wiki, I decided to give Crystals previous role to Husky instead. You can do whatever you want with him too.

## Refolde's Edit Notes

- Don't worry if you have some questions about my edits, some stuff's gonna be kept secret for now.
Merlin the Wizard

**This page is set for a rewrite, but is on low priority**

**Merlin the wizard** is a deceased member of the RUC.

## History

He was a simple wizard who was minding his own business, nothing much there. Then Popeye came along and like the insane piece of shit that he is, he claims that he needs Merlin's help to stop the evil "Mr. Jap". Merlin refused, but Popeye assumed he agreed and dragged him to meet up with Jafar and Count Chocula before beginning the chase against "Mr. Jap" in the event that would be known as Bloody Sunday.

## Bio

Merlin was a wizard who wanted to live a simple life, but his forced inclusion into the klan prevented him from doing that. After Popeye recruited many more members for the klan, he was neglected and often abused by the members, even though the RUC claims they got along. Merlin started speaking in rhymes due to the mental damage caused by his abuse.

## Death

Oh, this is a good one. Merlin eventually died from old age, but the RUC claims that Bern set him on fire and killed him, because they want to blame everything on Bern or Mike or anyone related to Mike. The RUC pretended to care about the fact that he died, even though they were godawful to him before. Jabberjaw said that he loved Merlin like a brother... except he ate his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every single day, and didn't care about the fact that he was starving. Popeye gave a heartfelt speech about Merlin, and though one may believe he really did care about Merlin at first, he seemed to have forgotten completely about Merlin afterwards. The speech is presumed to mainly have been written to make the RUC look like good people and to demonize and blame Bern or Mike or the streams or blah blah blah for everything horrible.
Thin Man

**Thin Man** is an ally of the Indigo Syndicate, specifically the leader of the Service Men. Supposedly he was a friend of Lazlo before his transformation to the elongated, rubber mutant that he is. He was transformed by Dr. Eugene Krauser before he joined the Indigo Syndicate, showing that even before the Syndicate, Eugene was a maniac when it comes to transforming others.

## History

[Insert text here. History with the Republic, association with Lazlo, transformation by Eugene, using his body to hang a guy near Popeye Jr, Service Men, etc etc.]
Bern Craft: Crown of Madness

(This is a Bern Craft page. This is writing exercises of dubious canon)

The **Crown of Madness** is a supposed artifact from a "Chaos King" that drives people to madness, insanity, and fear, according to the RUC and Indigo Syndicate. Most people who are affiliated with either organization flee and wet themselves in terror to whoever wears it. They seem to be associating the crown to one Fredericka, who they are targeting alongside Hatter over them claiming Mike is dead.

Reports have indicated they have made up the story with a fake cosplay crown in their hands to demonize Fredericka further and add another object to the RUMuseum. Despite this, one day while sneaking around in the Navy Tower, Fredericka decided to mess with the Indigo Soldiers by taking the crown out and wearing it. Despite the ridiculous claims of it working, it still scared the Indigo Soldiers enough to make them wet themselves and flee in terror. It helps that Fredericka likes wearing the crown.

Even though Fredericka wants to wear the crown, Steve keeps insisting she shouldn't keep it on as she'd look "ridiculous", even if he found humor in the soldiers fleeing from terror.
Ira

Ira is the name of one of the resistance fighters against the Radioactive Uber Clan during the Peninsula War. He fought under Hugo's forces, and later, under the united front.

He's renowned for having the highest killcount against the RUC, naming him the title "RUC Slayer."

## History

Ira was one of the survivors of the Justice Tower Massacre at the onset of the war. He managed to escape to the southern regions of the peninsula, where he joined Hugo's resistance forces.
Jabberjaw Senior

Jabberjaw Senior is Jabberjaw's elderly father. He is very very dissapointed in his son.

## RUC Claims

According to the Radioactive Uber Clan, Jabberjaw Senior is a shark like his sons who fought in the Gulf War and lost his teeth.

They also say he is blind and needs glasses and is also deaf.

The RUC says that Jabberjaw was seperated from his father when Jefferyjaw sold Jabberjaw to a masked DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON!

Jabby also read a newspaper and saw that his dad died.... which made Jabberjaw "mildly dissapointed" in his father over dying(Not mourning but mildly dissapointed).

Jefferyjaw attacked Jabby for some reason and was about to kill him when Jabberjaw Senior came out of nowhere and stopped the fighting. He told Jabby he faked his death to tell him he was proud of him...

The RUC also likes to reiterate how Jabberjaw Senior may have bladder issues.

## The Truth

Oddly enough, Jabberjaw Senior is literally an older version of Jabberjaw. The Jabberjaw we know is a clone(Hard to get into specifics here). Jefferyjaw was his bilogical son and he wanted a new family member. He never fought in the gulf war and his teeth are still there.

It is true he needs glasses but his deafness in the ear isn't as a big concern as the RUC likes to make it out to be.

Also to remind you: The "Masked Demon" was really a dentist whom Jefferyjaw sent Jabberjaw to because he was worried about his teeth.

The only reason Jabby thought his father died was because he saw someone else in the newspaper who had a similar first name as his in the obituary(Jabberjaw Seniors first name is a really common name). Also Jabby, a normal person would be grieving and mourning over the loss of a family member, not be "mildly dissapointed".

Also it wasn't Jefferyjaw who attacked Jabberjaw, it was the other way around. His father came back to stop Jabberjaw with him citing that he was at a reunion with friends which is why he was gone.

And about those bladder issues and stains? Let's just say Jabby likes to use his fathers age as an excuse... you can tell who really makes those.
Lydia

Koikatsu WIP image of her. Anyone can mess with her image here, I guess.

**Lydia** is the little sister to Fredericka/Bern and is a traveling guitarist. She is the sister Fredericka frequently brought up, especially in the older times during the community. The Radioactive Uber Clan has been using her several times to insult Fredericka, including the infamous moment that got Fat Albert kicked out where he threatened to have sex with her in front of Fredericka's face, which was one of the final straws before the head of the community kicked him out.

Lately, the RUC and Indigo Syndicate made her into a "Cosmic Six" member to demonize her, citing her as the "Spider Queen". In truth, she just has a spider named "Pumpkin" who she likes to show off to people, including the arachnophobic Skullface Jack.

## Appearance

(Maybe a cat person, maybe a human?) Lydia is a small girl with blue hair like her older sister, but with a side ponytail. Due to her eccentric personality, she wears a plastic crown and a eyepatch(Don't worry, she can see out of both eyes). Her eyes also have stars in them, like a starry cat.

## Personality

In Fredericka's words, Lydia is described as being eccentric. She would talk about being the 'cosmic rocker' of the world and how she is a multi dimensional traveling being. In truth, she is just a very hardcore LARPer. She does have a fondness of music, enough to visit her sister randomly to show off her latest songs she made.

She gets in a lot of trouble, which requires Fredericka to bail her out a bit or to protect her. Often times she unintentionally or intentionally help her sister. Also she tries to act like she is some higher being until people point out she is a regular girl.
Zoronga

## Zoronga's message

I better hope that stupid Doctor Brooks know what the fuck he is doing here. Hey, assholes. It's me, what the Indigo Syndicate call "Zoronga, The Ancient Wise Fish". Only thing they fucking got right about me is that I'm a talking catfish. Do ya hear this? These assholes have kidnapped the shit out of me just because I'm a giant, talking catfish. What gives them the right to fuck with me, kidnap me, and have their rich bastard of a manchild leader think I'm some fucking oracle and/or dinner dish for some reason!?

Look, assholes. I'm eternally pissed off but given I'm in the fucking Navy Tower, Charlie Brooks gave me a chance to send this message out to you all. I request to be freed soon. It may be fucking weird how I know how to use a PC but Mr. Charlie is typing this very message.

[Dr. Charlie Brooks here: I apologize for this fishes foul mouth. This is just the way he is. I wanted to help him get his message out since he's another captive here.]

I can't take being near that manchild Popeye Jr any longer! If or when you go to Navy Tower, for the love of fuck free me first. Yes I'm a huge ass talking Catfish but for the love of flying flippity fuck, I need to be free! He genuinely believes I'm magical solely because I'm a fucking talking goldfish!

If any of you motherfuckers free me, I'll make it worth your while. So for the love of fuck, can any of you assholes free my fishy ass now!? PLEASE!?
Mike Theories

There are two theories that pertain to Mike's role in Crashocalypse. Due to his nature in the game and the high likelihood he won't exist in the sequel, there are two theories here.

## Mike Never Existed Theory

This theory insists that Mike never actually existed in the world and is just the imaginary figment of ones Popeye's dying dream. When he was dying at the end of his final stand in Justice Tower, he was having a long dying dream about his defeat. Due to the fact he absolutely needed a nemesis to explain his death, his mind created a man named Mike, an amalgamation of every victim he has killed.

This would explain the weird oddities and randomness Crashocalypse has like the Universe as well as despite the fact his status was unknown for 3/4's of the game, no one got truly worried about his status. As well as how he seems completely fine with a small army at the beginning of his scenario.

Mike never truly existed. Popeye's brain needed an arch enemy to justify how he was defeated.

## Mike Is Dead Theory

This is another theory but this is if Mike existed: He was killed at the beginning of the Peninsula War and he was the one having a dying dream, seeing himself in the war. This can explain his possible absence in the sequel and downplay his role but show he was a very small part o fit.

All the events were going on like normal but Mikes spirit was flickering between life and death, seeing his friends fight and imagining he was there, defeating his killers. After the end of the game, it can be interpreted as him moving onto the afterlife.

## The Bigger Mike Theory

Just like the Bigger Luke theory from Star Wars, this theory states that there is a Mike just two inches taller than the original Mike. The Bigger Mike is the one who did everything during the events of the war while the real Mike fell asleep.

## Mike Was Just Moral Support theory

Not sure how to say this theory except that Mikes only main contribution to the war was simply providing indirect moral support. He did nothing of note except for being why everyone met each other and the community saved him from the RUC as repayment for at least having him live around his Protest community he made for the hell of it.

The RUC and Popeye were hyperfocused on him which meant that the forces could attack them without them realizing why they were losing. Afterwards, Mike drove off into the sunset, to a new home of his own..
DV Delivery Services

**DV Delivery Services** is, as its name suggests, a mailing/delivery service. Originally started as a service primarily to deliver DvDs and the like, it's expanded from this field to become a more generalized delivery service. They are not bound to any single country, and operate all throughout the continent and beyond.

## History

Surprisingly enough, the origins of DV Delivery services are not well recorded, though it can be inferred that it began somewhere in [???]. Founded by [???] as a way to [etcetc]

## Services

Mailing blah blah blah

However, they've also begun establishing something called Transport Zones, which are currently in the testing phases. Theoretically, they should allow the user instant transportation to different areas where Transport Zones have been established. There is a catch however: the user must have already visited and activated their card at a given Transport Zone to transport there to begin with, which will require making their own way there manually.

## Members

The current known members for the purposes of this wiki are as follows:

Starcat: Bodyguard for Plucky and Clucky

Plucky: A small bird-ish creature with a red coat. By far the fastest delivery bird in the service.

[???]: A human and citizen of [???] who is often working at the counter at various locations. It's possible he's already activated his own card at several locations, which is why he's able to appear in far away places so quickly.