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X AE A 12

**X AE A 12**, also known as **Ash**, is an American professional footballer who plays as a left back for oh dear. He made his debut for oh dear at the start of the 2020-21 season. He was a mainstay in the team until Bald Martin was converted to left back. Even still, he played the odd few games when Bald Martin played in different positions. His father, Elon Musk, also signed for oh dear later in the 2020-21 season

## Personal Life

Ash was born into a very rich family. He was put under a lot of pressure by his family who wanted him to be a professional swimmer like his great uncle was. He would spend hours each day perfecting all of his techniques in his own pool in his garden. However Ash was unsuccessful despite all his great effort he was ranked 72nd best in America at swimming at U18. This made him and his family very disappointed. It caused Ash to suffer depression throughout his teenage years and School only caused that to get worse. Ash was constantly bullied for his unusual name. One day while sitting in class he watched a documentary on Maradona. This documentary caused him to fall in love with the beautiful game. He expressed his interest in football to his family who were very supportive towards his decision. After joining his local club and playing there for a while he was offered trials at LA Galaxy. Unfortunately Ash was unsuccessful and got rejected. When all seemed lost in his life he received a call from a unknown number telling him that he saw a clip of him on YouTube and was willing to offer him trials to a new club that had just started. Ash accepted the trials and impressed in them. After waiting a month for a reply he eventually got it. It was from the vice scout Liberty Lee who broke the news that his trial was successful and he was offered a spot at left back. Since the trials Ash feel in love with the vice scout who signed him and in April of 2022, got married to Liberty Lee. The two are expecting their first child.
Christian Campan

**Christian Campan** is a Romanian former professionall footballer who played as an attacking midfielder for oh dear. He never made his debut and was hated amongst his teammates.

In July of 2021 Campan was arrested after 14 accounts of rape and was subsequently released by oh dear. He was sentenced to 19 years in jail and it is unlikely that he will ever play football again.
Vienne of Seferpine

*Vienne of Seferpine* is a free illustrated prose story about Vienne Quigley set before the start of *Unsounded*.

## Appearances

* Vienne Quigley
* Jacque Tor - Vienne's father (mentioned)
* Vienne Tor - Vienne's mother (mentioned)
* Mathis "Matty" Quigley (Jr.)
* Penulte Perierre (mentioned)
* Uaid
* Gerald Kilpenny
* Molly Kilpenny (mentioned)
* The March
	+ Wick Madigan
	+ Miss Elarosny (mentioned)
* Overseer Millard
* Vits Council
	+ Window
		- Mathis Quigley (Sr.)
		- Unnamed Aseptic
* Jenner
* Ernest
* Hersch (mentioned)
* Composer Barre (mentioned)
* Oriele (mentioned)
* Ronald

* Chitz
* Ghosts
* Starfly Hemolymph
* First Materials
* *Standard and Durlynian Theory*
* millifikhit parasites (mentioned)
* Foi-Hellick Affair (mentioned)
* Treenahinn (mentioned)

* Alderode
	+ Seferpine
	+ Durlyne City (mentioned)
		- Ratteesser (mentioned)
	+ Trebill Road (mentioned)
	+ Everli (mentioned)
	+ Idarin (mentioned)
	+ the Idarin crossroad (mentioned)
	+ Cotemer (mentioned)
	+ Valyne - oubliettes (mentioned)
	+ Tain (mentioned)
* Madishane (mentioned)
* Cresce (mentioned)
Sharon Ní Bhraonáin

**Sharon Ní Bhraonáin** is an Irish professional footballer who plays as a winger for oh dear. She joined the club in January 2023 alongside Atticus Finch and Thomas More. She is a snapshot from the Gaeilge Cinematic Universe in which Sharon, who there is a rebellious teenager who takes drugs and alcohol and ends up killing her father and boyfriend, is now a wonderful girl who passed her Junior Cert and Leaving Cert with flying colours and went to the Gaeltacht every summer.
Lorna MacMenamin

**Lorna MacMenamin** is an Irish-Spanish professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder for oh dear. She was born in Dublin, Ireland in 1989 to an Irish father and a Spanish mother, but she moved to Spain when she was 9 with her mother and brother Martin who now plays for oh dear Memphis. She made her debut for oh dear in the 2020-21 season, but didn't make much of an impact due to the formations the club use. She has had her moments in a few games, but not many. She also has a fierce rivalry Martin Cleary and Bald Martin, battling Martin Cleary for the starting spot at centre forward and attacking midfielder.

## Personal Life

Lorna had a very traumatic past. Her father, who we can't say much about, was an up and coming football who played for Real Betis. People described him as the next big thing, however in a match against Real Madrid he was running down the wing and got his ankle snapped in half. Leaving him unable to play for a year. During this time he went down a dark path. He became a drug dealer. He left Lorna and her mother after finding out she was pregnant with a child that was not his. He was eventually found guilty almost 7 years later after evading the police and was sentenced to life in prison. EA took action and banned the family name from their game, though this decision was later overturned. Lorna tries to work as hard as possible to prove her father wrong everyday.

### Marriage

In March of 2022, Lorna got married to fellow oh dear player Alfie Bowas.
The Crimson Surgeons

The Crimson Surgeons are a sucessor chapter to the Blood Angels and include defectors from the Raven Guard.

They were split off from their chapter after the fall of Cadia and the expansion of the Eye of Terror.

They have only recently landed on El'lyer after being thrown out of Ultramar for not being codex compliant. They came to El'lyer specifically due to reports of both heretical and xeno activity. Especially the stories of Custodes being present on the planet intrigued them.

Their main base of operations is located within the Red Keep on El'lyer
Jesse Lingardinho

**Jesse Lingard**, also known as **Jesse Lingardinho** is an English former professional footballer who played as an attacking midfielder for oh dear. He made his debut in the 2020-21 season along side PowerPoint and Bald Martin. The three of them formed an impressive trio until Bald Martin was converted to a left-back. Jesse Lingardinho was infamous for using his weak foot more than he used his strong foot.
Forwards

The strikers of oh dear are goal machines, scoring left, right and centre every game and also helping out in slightly more defensive positions while the wingers are speed demons, bursting down the wing and whipping in superb crosses every time.

The forwards of oh dear are:

* Jeremiah Palechevskis
* Geraldine Bicinine
* Anthony O Reilly
* DaBaby
* WOLFE3Y
* Baldski
* Martin Cleary
* Niran Yesufu
* Robert Dunne
* Beyoncé
* Chunkz
* Morgan Freeman
* Doctor Slone
* KSI
PowerPoint

**Excel Sheet**, also known as **PowerPoint**, is an American former professional footballer and manager who most recently managed oh dear. He was one of the first names on the oh dear team sheet and he was so crucial to the success of oh dear. He sadly retired at the end of the season, but he will never be forgotten for what he did for the club.

## Managerial Career

### oh dear

After announcing his retirement in early 2021, PowerPoint became the oh dear manager at the start of the 2021-22 season. where he stayed throughout the success of that season and into the next until he decided to resign from the job in March of 2023 and was replaced unpopularly by Clopas Barjacob, the uncle of Jesus Christ, which led to an investigation into Jesus due to biased appointment and nepotism.
Mary Batjoachim

**Mary Batjoachim**, also known as the Virgin, is a forward from oh dear and mother of Jesus Christ. She was brought in during a swap deal which involved Jesus as personal issues had lead him to be unable to play

## Early Life

Mary was the most popular girl in Jerusalem. She was known for her kindness, loyalty and honesty. She was so caring towards the people less fortunate than her as she'd donate 33% of her wages that she would make from playing football. She was likely to be one of the best women players of all time. Her career was put on hold when she gave birth to her only known child Jesus Christ. She helped Jesus's dad Joseph teach their son how to play football and turned him into one of the best strikers the world has ever seen. While Jesus was playing with oh dear Mary was exploring the world and showing her skill to the whole world by joining the Volta scene. She was considered among the best in the Volta scene until Jesus had to leave oh dear for a short period of time due to personal reasons. This saw Mary filling in while her son was away. There was immense pressure on her to deliver as her son Jesus Christ was a star player for the club. Mary didn't crack under the pressure and delivered under her stint at the club.
Main Players

There have been eight main players for oh dear over the years,

* Jesus Christ
* Big Man
* Bald Martin
* Big Jill
* Tom Robinson
* Bacuna Mattata
* Lord Farquaad
* Darren Hudson

Jesus Christ and Big Man were two founding members of oh dear, Bald Martin joined in 2019, Big Jill , Tom Robinson, Bacuna Mattata, Lord Farquaad and Darren Hudson all joined in the 2021-22 season
Lord Farquaad (Sims Universe)

## Lord Farquaad

* Regular Form
* Dark Form

**Maximus Farquaad**, also known as **Lord Farquaad**, is a vampire who resides in Forgotten Hollow. He lives on his own, but regularly travels to his fiancée Vladislaus Straud in the Straud Mansion

Farquaad is a young adult, who has lived 60 days (though he is immortal in-game). He both claims to be and has the appearance of a young to mid adult; this is most likely due to him not wanting to share his vampire identity. He has the Master Vampire aspiration and works as a criminal.

As a vampire Farquaad has both a human form as well as a dark form. Apart from the size of the ears and eyes, his facial features are the same in both versions. However, he looks drastically different in his vampire form due to not having any hair. His skin possesses visible facial lines as a vampire. Additionally, he has protruding fangs and radiating eyes.

After prolonged use of vampirical powers and the use of his vampirical form, his regular human form has become corrupted and features of his vampirical form have become more prominent and noticeable

## Personal Life

### Marriage

While on a trip south of Hamburg, he came across the village of Forgotten Hollow where he met a vampire named Count Vladislaus Straud IV and became fascinated by vampires. Farquaad continued to read up on them and finally asked Straud to turn him into one, which he agreed to do. As he bit into his neck a surge of emotions rushed through his body and a connection was made between the pair. The two decided to try things out with themselves and after a bit, they started dating and later got married.
Oh dear Council

The oh dear Council, also known as the oh dear High Council, is the body that governs the club alongside the oh dear Sports Group. They decide the fines and bonuses for players among other things. The council consists of Jesus Christ, Bald Martin, the current manager, the current chairperson and one other person. Members of the oh dear Sports Group have also been on the council, but that is now separate.

## Members

### Permanent Members

* Jesus Christ
* Bald Martin

### Other Members

* Mary Batjoachim
* PowerPoint
* HoChi Minh

### Former Members

* Big Jill
* Darren Hudson
* Paulo Fonseca
* Big Man
Tom Robinson

**Tom Robinson** is an American missing person and former professional footballer who played as a midfielder for oh dear. He made his debut at the start of the 2021-22 season and impressed in the games he played in alongside Jesus Christ.

## Journey to oh dear

When Tom was younger he was accused and arrested of raping a young 19 year old girl. He was found guilty and sentenced to death, even though the evidence all showed he was innocent. He then escaped jail and ran to the oh dear Headquarters, handed in a transfer request and hoped. oh dear accepted him, though only if he was proved innocent in a retrial. He was eventually proven innocent and was subsequently signed by oh dear. Big Man would later remark that he saw sparks of Tom's footballing ability during breaks in the trial.

## Jill Hudson Scandal

On the 3rd of December 2021, whilst celebrating, Tom Robinson landed on top of Big Jill, which got her pregnant. On the 3rd of March 2022, Big Jill welcomed her child, Kiera, into the world. Tom Robinson was later revealed to have been the biological father. Shortly before his disappearance teammates would hear him barking to himself and tears would fall down his face every time he stopped out onto the field.

## Disappearance

Tom had exhibited signs of schizophrenia before his disappearance, probably due to his impregnation of Jill Hudson. PowerPoint would occasionally walk in on him trying to memorise π, stating that "Tom would claim that the ants under his skin were telling him to do this, however upon closer inspection I realised that he was just being a silly goose." This was not the case, though, and Tom was spotted walking out of oh dear with a bag hanging from a stick slung over his shoulder and no shoes on. His whereabouts are unknown, however it is widely assumed he is living in a shack somewhere in Bengaluru.
Archie Bentley

**Archie Bentley** is an English professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for oh dear. Bentley started his career for Birmingham before being signed to the oh dear B team where he stayed until 2022 when he joined the first team

## Playing Career

### oh dear

Bentley was signed in the 2022-23 season as an emergency signing to replace the outgoing AJBPlayz who joined Dinamo Moscow and retiring Theresa May but in his first season he put in awful performances, almost on par with the dreadful Beyoncé that almost cost the team promotion to Division 9. He continued training to improve his game and became an integral part of the oh dear team. He continued his fantastic form until he started partying and drinking after league victories, this caused poor performances and costing the team valuable points in big games. He was finally dropped by oh dear when they recalled Oisin Geoghegan from his loan at Seaford Rock and Bentley was pushed to the bench and hasn't appeared since.
Niran Yesufu

**Adeniran "Niran" Yesufu**, also known as **FNG**, is a Nigerian professional footballer who plays as a forward for oh dear. He made his debut in the 2020-21 season and scored prolifically throughout. He formed a great partnership with WOLFE3Y on the right-wing. In the summer of 2022 Niran left oh dear on a season long loan to join Girona in LaLiga but was recalled at the end of Season 13 following Morgan Hudson's departure and WOLFE3Y's injury

## Playing Career

### oh dear

Yesufu joined oh dear after a trial for the club and impressed then manager Paulo Fonseca enough to sign him. He didn't appear much in his first season as Yesufu was a striker but the club already had the likes of Jesus Christ and Big Man, so Yesufu was forced to take a backstage role in the club.

In the 2021-22 season, Yesufu was still stuck on the bench and managed only 9 games for the club, scoring 4.

After being recalled from his loan at Girona, Yesufu embraced a new role at the club, taking over at right wing from the departing Morgan Hudson. Yesufu came into this role with little reputation, but as games progressed, he became an integral part of the team, overtaking Jesus Christ as the club's top scorer for the season, but was ultimately beaten by Mary Batjoachim at the end of it.

#### Loan to Girona

At the end of the 2021-22 season, Yesufu went on loan to Spanish side Girona.

## Personal Life

### Early Life

Yesufu was born into a poor family in Nigeria's largest city, Lagos, but moved to London, England when he was four. He captained his school football team and went on to win the local schools tournament, scoring a hattrick in the final. Yesufu began to study film and marketing in college and earned a degree. He began to trial with clubs across England and Ireland and was eventually picked up by oh dear.

### Relationships

On Valentines Day 2023 Niran revealed that he was in a relationship with famous actress Zendaya

### Injury Problems

After a great escape in Season 23 (2022-23) the oh dear team partied at the Big Man Arena, but on the way home Niran crashed his car. He was in the car with his girlfriend who was hardly affected as she was in the back of the car minding the dog so she called an ambulance as was rushed to the hospital. He was forced to undergo surgery as his left arm was broken, his knee caps were severely bruised and there was a minor crack in his skull. There was a big bald patch at the back of his head and he was forced to wear an mask while playing for the club
Great American Channels (Jayden Johnson The 23rd)

In 2018, Hallmark Cards is sold to the Great American Media and the Hallmark Channel is about to split as Jayden Johnson The 23rd founded the Great American Channels and Hallmark Channel was purchase. During the huge WarnerMedia, Discovery and NBCUniversal merger, Discovery sold several channels to the Great American Channels and AMC was sold to the Great American Channel from Matthew Corporation

* Great American Channel (or GAC)
* GAC 2
* GAC 3
* GAC 4
* GAC Family
* GAC Family 2
* GAC Family 3
* GAC Family 4
* GAC Family 5
* GAC Country
* GAC Masterpiece
* GAC Mysteries
* Great American Hall of Fame-A New Made For Television Block showing new movies that are not airing on GAC Channels, but airing on Sony Wonder Television Network.
* GAC Living
* GAC Living 2
* GAC Classics
* AMC
* AMC 2
* AMC 3
* Great American Movie
* GAC Classics 2
* GAC Classics 3

## Great American Holdings

* Great American Original Movie
* Great American Original Series
Rishi Sunak

**Rishi Sunak** is an English professional footballer who plays as a right back for oh dear. He was brought in after Liz Truss's resignation as British Prime Minister and his appointment as her successor. He was the 4th oh dear right back between July and October 2023 after Boris Johnson, Prince Charles and Liz Truss.
Aimee Garcia

Aimee Garcia is a Spanish football player and the partner of oh dear player Morgan Hudson

Born in Miami to a Spanish father and American mother, Aimee moved to Ireland with her father after her parents divorced and 3 years later she met Morgan while playing football for her local women's team Galway. They moved in together in Morgan's house in Newcrest, Ireland soon after they met
AJBPlayz

**Alfred Bowas**, also known as **AJBPlayz**, is an Indian professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper most recently for Russian club Dynamo Moscow.

AJBPlayz has played for oh dear, Gillingham and Dynamo Moscow

## Early Life

Alfie was a childhood YouTube sensation, making a video titled "Bottle Flip Challenge" which garnered over 89 million views. This success and fame allowed him to live a comfortable childhood and also allowed him to express his talents on the football pitch

## Club Career

### oh dear

After being scouted while playing Sunday League football, oh dear signed AJBPlayz in 2020 and made his debut at the start of the 2020-21 season. A few games on, he got a crippling injury, ruling him out for a few months which let Theresa May take over for that period. When AJBPlayz returned, he pushed Theresa back and solidified his place in the starting line-up, making countless saves and getting oh dear to Division 5. At the start of the 2021-22 season he was loaned out to Gillingham, but was recalled from his loan in January of 2022 after winning the vote to replace Theresa May. He stayed until the end of the season, but decided to leave the club as he wished for a new challenge and joined Dynamo Moscow.

### Dynamo Moscow

AJBPlayz joined Dynamo Moscow at the beginning of the 2022-23 season. but soon after joining he suffered another injury which ruled him out for 3 months and when he returned he was still not guaranteed any game time, so he and the club decided to terminate his contract.

## Personal Life

### Marriage

In March of 2022, Alfie got married to fellow oh dear player Lorna MacMenamin
Oh dear Memphis

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oh dear Memphis is an MLS team based in Memphis, Tennessee owned by the oh dear Sports Group Stadium and Bald Martin. Founded just before the 2022 MLS season, the club uses the vast resources oh dear have to offer to scout up and coming young talents to sign and develop and some players may even make it to the oh dear first team. The club has a policy of not signing players, instead they use the oh dear youth academy or sign other team's youth players in hopes they can prosper at the state of the art facilities at the Sodiq Training Ground.
Alan Murphy

**Alan Murphy** is a Nigerian professional footballer who plays as a defensive midfielder for oh dear. He made his debut midway though the 2020-21 season, replacing the injured Pope Francis. When Pope Francis returned, Alan kept his spot in the team until he fell out with the owners as he slept with one of their children and was also two-footed by Pope Francis as he wanted to play. Pope Francis did replace him and Alan didn't play again for the rest of the season. Alan is also famously known throughout oh dear for his love of fine cheeses and impressionist artwork (his in-house gallery is regarded as the finest in the third world).

## The Midfield Crisis

In 2021, after a string of awful performances, Josh Mulvany, Dua Lipa and Alan Murphy were axed from the starting 11 and replaced by Philippa Walsh, Tom Robinson and Bacuna Mattata. The leaders of the oh dear Sports Group are currently looking to offload Dua Lipa and replace her with someone else.
Hugh Carroll

**Hugh Carroll** is an Irish professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for oh dear. He made is debut at the start of the 2021-22 season, pushing HoChi Minh out of the starting eleven and solidifying his place in defence. He has been known to be a very robust defender, being incredible at defending, tackling and heading, but not having the best passing.

In June of 2022 Hugh Carroll missed his first ever games as he went on a religious retreat to Lough Derg in Donegal.
Dua Lipa

**Dua Lipa** is an English-Albanian former professional footballer who played as a midfielder for oh dear. She made her debut at the start of the 2021-22 season and after a slow start, she started to pick up some form, getting oh dear promoted to Division 9.

## The Midfield Crisis

In 2021, after a string of awful performances, Josh Mulvany, Dua Lipa and Alan Murphy were axed from the starting 11 and replaced by Philippa Walsh, Tom Robinson and Bacuna Mattata. The leaders of the oh dear Sports Group are currently looking to offload Dua Lipa and replace her with someone else.
FIFA 23/Season 6

Season 6 was oh dear II's 6th season of the 2022-23 campaign and began in Division 6.

We are staying up! oh dear have reached safety with a game to spare after a thrilling final game of the season in which the team won 3-2 away from home. Archie Bentley has transformed into a sublime goalkeeper after a below-par start to his oh dear career.
James Dyson

**James Dyson** is an English former professional footballer who played as a centre-back for oh dear. He made his debut in the latter half of the 2020-21 season and was extremely underwhelming for most of the year. His harshest critic was oh dear forward Big Man, who had strong disbeliefs about his skill.
Martin Cleary

**Martin Cleary** is an Irish professional footballer who plays as a midfielder and forward for oh dear. He made his debut in the 2020-21 season and has a strong rivalry with Lorna MacMenamin, fighting for each other's spots in the starting eleven. He is a favourite among most fans and they hope he will continue to star for the club.
Kingdom of Madagascar

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The Lemur Kingdom, also known as "King Julien's Kingdom of Madagascar", is a sovereign kingdom located on the island of Madagascar. The kingdom was in the royal seat of the 13 kings of the Julien Bloodline, it was temporarily ruled by King Koto of The Mountain Lemur Kingdom, as well as King Mort when King Julien The 13th was unavailable, before the position was passed down to King Stevie by King Julien The XIII. In 1992, Bacuna Mattata was elected Prime Minister at the age of 12 after one of the greatest speeches in the history of the world, empowering the nation and getting it more internationally known after the Madagascar movies.
Yummo Wickersham

**Yummo Wickersham** (born 16 March 2006) is a Congolese professional footballer currently playing as a forward for oh dear. Yummo made history when he became the first ever player to be promoted from the EDS (Elite Development Squad) to the first team

## Personal Life

### Getting Deported

Yummo Wickersham was enjoying life in the oh dear first team. It was a massive improvement of skill and facilities compared to the EDS. Unfortunately one day he received a letter from the DR Congo government reminding him that he had to complete his mandatory 5 years working in a field. Yummo tried to appeal the decision but was unsuccessful and when his owner granted permission for him to leave and go work he was deported from the country. Yummo was deported in October and no one has heard from him since.
Death of Big Man

**Deaths** | Derotiquo Sodiq Drueloaloep

The death of Derotiquo Sodiq Drueloaloep, President of the Big Man Caliphate, was announced by government officials to have been on 3 March 2023 at 19:03 WAT (18:03 UTC) in Kinshasa, DR Congo from octocide poisoning at the age of 51.

Big Man first became president in 2001 after establishing the Big Man Caliphate and ruled for over 20 years until his death.

## Assasination Attempt and Death

In 2022, while on a funding rally in the United States, Big Man was detained and put into United Nations custody. He was placed under house arrest until they could transport him to the main detention unit in The Hague. After three months of house arrest, he was brought to the United Nations Detention Unit and formally arrested. Big Man had asked for a member of staff, later identified as Samuel Akkersdijk, to bring a glass of water to him. According to Akkersdijk, "I was asked by [Big Man] to bring a glass of water, so I went over to the kitchen. On my way there somebody asked what I was up to and I replied by saying that I was bring refreshments to Mr. Drueloaloep and then the man walked away. When I got to the kitchen, I asked for one large glass of water, picked it up, and then made my way back and gave it to [Big Man]."

About an hour after receiving his drink, Big Man began feeling sick and a slight strain to his breathing, but his condition deteriorated quickly and he was forced to be brought to an intensive care unit in a nearby hospital. Big Man was put under extensive security and doctors began to try and decifer what had happened to him. After three days at the hospital, a third leg was growing from his lower body and they soon decided to amputate it. Following a further three weeks at the hospital, Big Man's health had slightly improved and he wished to be taken back to his home in Kinshasa. He was granted this request and was accompanied there by UN Peacekeeping soldiers from the Gambia, Ireland, DR Congo and Equatorial Guinea. As Big Man's flight touched down, he was welcomed by a crowd of over a thousand people and as the president decended the steps with a walking stick and his aide, the crowd erupted into cheers. Big Man then entered the presidential car and was taken back home. Soon after arriving, Big Man fell sick once again and he began to finalise his will as well as creating the necessary plans to hand over the mantle as leader and any other contingencies and shortly after, Big Man was dead.

Big Man's closest family and the governments of countries and the Big Man Caliphate were first informed and the next day, news of his death was announced to the public, with a week of mourning put in place across the Big Man Caliphate and a day of mourning was announced in the Republic of Ireland.
Philippa Walsh

**Philippa Walsh** is an Irish professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for oh dear. She joined oh dear during the 2021-22 season and has been very impressive during training. She was been fighting for a starting spot with Dua Lipa, but it seemed that Dua was winning until the Midfield Crisis in which Josh Mulvany, Dua Lipa and Alan Murphy were axed from the starting 11 and replaced by Philippa Walsh, Tom Robinson and Bacuna Mattata.

## Personal Life

In May of 2022, Philippa married former oh dear B player Bradley Stuart
Robert Dragan

**Robert Dragan** is a Romanian professional footballer who plays as a central midfielder for oh dear.

Dragan began his senior career in the Romanian first division with Botoșani in 2021 at the age of just 15. He continued to play and made more appearances as his time at the club continued before he was signed by oh dear in November of 2022 ahead of his arrival in the January window
Bacuna Mattata Stadium

The **Bacuna Mattata Stadium** in Muckanaghederdauhaulia, Ireland, is the home of the oh dear Elite Development Squad with a domestic football capacity of 19,787.

The stadium began construction in 2021 alongside other buildings at the oh dear Sports Complex. The stadium could not finish construction ahead of the 2022-23 season for the oh dear Elite Development Squad, which meant the club were forced to use Stuart Park which was set to be demolished.
Darren Hudson

***This article is about Darren Hudson. For other uses, see Hudson (disambiguation)***
***Members of the Hudson family and things with their namesake appear there.***

**Darren Hudson** is the current manager of the oh dear Academy and was a player for oh dear and is a cousin of Bald Martin. When Bald Martin suffered from a bruised groin in March of 2022, Darren was asked by Martin to step in for him as he recovers. Darren gladly accepted and performed well in the games he played until he was replaced by Bald Martin and Big Jill's son Morgan after his loan spell at Burnley
Oh dear Dodgeball

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oh dear Dodgeball is a dodgeball team set up by Bald Martin and the oh dear Sports Group. The play in a wide range of areas and have perfected the art of dodgeball. Jesus Christ also joined and are now looking for one more player, maybe Big Man will join them...

## Players

oh dear Dodgeball currently and formerly consists of:

* Bald Martin
* Jesus Christ
* Darling
* Underdog
Josh Mulvany

**Josh Mulvany** (born 19 October 1996) is a Seychellois footballer who plays as a midfielder for oh dear.

Born in the capital of Victoria, Mulvany began playing football for his local teams and joined Irish club oh dear in late 2020

He made his debut for oh dear at the start of the 2020-21 season and has played alongside multiple midfielders like Dua Lipa, PowerPoint, Alan Murphy, Pope Francis, Jesse Lingardinho, Lorna MacMenamin and Bald Martin. Occasionally showing moments of magic, Josh is usually under the radar for most matches.

## Club Career

### oh dear

#### 2020-21 season

Mulvany began playing professional football at the age of 24 after a scout from oh dear noticed his abilities while they were on holiday in the Seychelles.

After completing his move to the club, he became a regular starter alongside the likes of PowerPoint, Pope Frances and Bald Martin. Mulvany continued to impress at the club and began to show off his goalscoring capabilities with a special flair for long shots, which has been a prominent part of his game since.

Mulvany rounded off the season as a nailed on starter and one of the first names on the team sheet

#### 2021-22 season

The 2021-22 season was the first time Josh was not a regular part of the starting eleven after deals were completed for two central midfielders, Lord Farquaad and Bacuna Mattata. These two began to solidify their statuses at the club but after their needs were drawn elsewhere, both were leaders of their respective countries, this allowed Josh Mulvany and his new midfield companion Philippa Walsh to jump in and begin playing again

Mulvany ended the 2021-22 season with more than 100 hundred appearances and with 21 goals

##### The Midfield Crisis

In 2021, after a string of awful performances, Josh Mulvany, Dua Lipa and Alan Murphy were axed from the starting 11 and replaced by Philippa Walsh, Tom Robinson and Bacuna Mattata. The leaders of the oh dear Sports Group then began to look to offload Dua Lipa and replace her with someone else, which turned out to be Michael Jackson.

#### 2022-23 season

The 2022-23 campaign would be Mulvany's strongest season so far, becoming a nailed on starter after Lord Farquaad and Bacuna Mattata left the club. His partnerships with Philippa Walsh, Robert Dragan and, occasionally, Alejandro Al Basignana proved to be extremely valuable. He played all but eight of the club's games during the season and his performances on the pitch even earned him 10 Man of the Match awards. This season was also his highest scoring season with a total of 53 goals scored by the end of the season, which was even more than winger Chunkz.
Votes

Throughout the 2021-22 season, oh dear have released polls to the public on the oh dear Twitter account to let the public have a say in running the club. There have been 4 different votes; the 'Midfield Crisis' vote, the goalkeeper vote, the Michael Jackson vote and the Right Back vote.

## Midfield Crisis Vote

In 2021, after a string of awful performances, Josh Mulvany, Dua Lipa and Alan Murphy were axed from the starting 11 and oh dear needed another midfielder, so they held a vote.

In round one, Stephen Campion, Michael Jackson, Ronald McDonald and Paddy Murphy were released as the candidates. When the voting concluded, Michael Jackson was revealed as the winner with 57.1% of all the votes. Ronald McDonald got 28.6% and Paddy Murphy got 14.3%, while Stephen Campion didn't get any.

## Goalkeeper Vote

In January 2022, after a series of awful performances, oh dear released a poll to decide on the team's new goalkeeper to replace Theresa May.

In round one, AJBPlayz, PieFace, Oisin Finlay and Theresa May were released as the candidates. PieFace received 57.1% of the votes, AJBPlayz got 28.6% and Oisin Finlay got 14.3% while Theresa didn't get any. After round one, it was revealed that PieFace received 2 duplicate votes, so it was on to round two

In round two, it was AJBPlayz versus PieFace in the showdown for the oh dear goalkeeper. When voting concluded, AJBPlayz was revealed as the winner with 60% of the votes, while PieFace has 40%

## Michael Jackson Vote

In February 2022, after a sudden drop in form, oh dear released a poll to see whether the public wanted him to leave or stay.

100% of the votes wanted Michael Jackson to leave, but so far no actions have been taken, apart from him being put down to third choice centre-midfielder behind Philippa Walsh and Josh Mulvany

## Right Back Vote

After Boris Johnson resigned as British Prime Minister in July of 2022, a new right back had to be temporarily signed until a new prime minister was elected.

In round one, Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth, Niko Omilana and Luke Bennett were released as the candidates. Prince Charles received 38.5% of the votes, Luke Bennett got 38.5% and Niko Omilana got 23.1% while Queen Elizabeth didn't get any. So when the votes were counted Prince Charles was announced as oh dear's temporary right back after a technicality in the voting.
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Newcrest is a large urban town in the west of Ireland, near Galway Town and Muckanaghederdauhaulia, the home of oh dear.
Oisin Geoghegan

**Oisin Geoghegan** is an Irish professional footballer who plays a goalkeeper for oh dear. He was signed by oh dear in October 2022 from Seaford Rock but was immediately loaned back until he was recalled in February 2023 to give him first team chances after a series of poor performances from Archie Bentley
Big Man (Disambiguation)

**Big Man** may refer to:

## oh dear Universe

Big Man, Congolese former professional footballer and politician

Big Man, cyborg clone of Big Man and professional footballer

Big Man Caliphate, an intergovernmental organisation and political union in Africa and the Middle East

Big Man Ltd, previous majority owner of oh dear, now part of oh dear Sports Group

Big Man Arena, current home stadium of oh dear

## Sims Universe

Big Man, adult currently living in Willow Creek
Oh dear Wrestling

Year(s)
 Ground

oh dear Wrestling is a wrestling league set up by Bald Martin and the oh dear Sports Group. The play matches in the Hudson Arena and have 2 different divisions for male and female wrestlers.

## Wrestlers

There are currently 16 wrestlers in 2 different divisions for males and females

### Male Wrestlers

* Bald Martin
* Jesus Christ
* Big Man
* lord Divock
* Boris Johnson
* PowerPoint
* Niran Yesufu
* DaBaby
* Elon Musk
* Michael Jackson
* Lord Farquaad
* Chunkz
* Samuel L Jackson
* Morgan Freeman
* KSI

## Belts

oh dear Wresting currently has two belts:

* oh dear Championship
* oh dear Women's Championship
Cal the Dragon

**Callum Whitworth**, also known as **Cal the Dragon**, is an English former professional footballer who played as a goalkeeper. Cal the Dragon played briefly for oh dear during the 2020-21 season before retiring and joining the backroom staff as the Head of Goalkeeping.

During the 2020-21 season, Cal the Dragon was the starting goalkeeper for most of the season with others like AJBPlayz and Theresa May getting game time
Midfielders

Midfielders are the players that turn the cogs of teams with their exquisite through balls and defence-piercing passes. They have also saved oh dear countless times with last minute winners.

The midfielders of oh dear are:

* Pope Francis
* Alan Murphy
* Josh Mulvany
* PowerPoint
* Christian Campan
* Jesse Lingardinho
* Elon Musk
* Paddy Murphy
* Dua Lipa
* Philippa Walsh
* Lorna MacMenamin
* Samuel L Jackson
* Michael Jackson
Ezequiel

**Children** | 1, Lil Man

**Ezequiel Drueloaloep** was the cousin of oh dear player Big Man. When he was younger, he married a young woman named Shan. They had a happy marriage until Shan met Big Man. They fell in love at first sight and Big Man wanted to marry her, but she was unwilling to divorce her husband Ezequiel, so they had an affair in secret. Soon after Shan gave birth to her and Ezequiel's first child, Ezequiel found out about her affair with Big Man and was furious, so he took both Shan and Big Mnan to court. Sadly for Ezequiel, he didn't know that Big Man owns every single court in Africa, so Big Man paid everyone off, made his friends the jury and appointed himself as judge. Of course, Big Man won the case, so he married Shan and also got custody of her newborn child, which he named Lil Man. After the case, Ezequiel was sentenced to death by flamethrower, which started at his feet and worked his way up to his head.

## Death of Shan

Main article: Death of Shan
On the 26th of November 2021, Shan passed away in Montenegro following a drive-by and a fist fight. Her killers escaped the scene and are currently unknown, but there is information suggesting that they were hired by Ezequiel's family after he died
Oh dear Awards

The oh dear club has 4 awards for their first team, 1 award for the EDS team, 1 award for the Memphis team alongside other awards for non-football clubs and there was formerly 1 award for the B team

## oh dear

### Fan's Player of the Year

The oh dear Fan's Player of the Year is a public vote that oh dear fans can vote for who they believe was the best player in the last season.

### Players' Player of the Year

The oh dear Players' Player of the Year is a club vote that all oh dear players vote for who they believe was the best player in the last season.

### Goal of the Year

The oh dear Goal of the Year is a public and club vote that all oh dear players and fans vote for who they believe scored the best goal in the last season.

### Young Player of the Year

The oh dear Young Player of the Year is a public and club vote that all oh dear players and fans vote for who they believe was the best player for oh dear under the age of 23 in the last season.

## oh dear EDS

### EDS Player of the Year

The oh dear EDS Player of the Year is a public and club vote that all oh dear players and fans vote for who they believe was the best player for oh dear EDS in the last season.

## oh dear B

### B Team Player of the Year

The oh dear B Team Player of the Year is a public and club vote that all oh dear players and fans vote for who they believe was the best player for oh dear B in the last season.

## oh dear Memphis

### oh dear Memphis Player of the Year

The oh dear Memphis Player of the Year is a public and club vote that all oh dear players and fans vote for who they believe was the best player for oh dear Memphis in the last season.
Big Man Ltd

**Big Man Limited (Big Man Ltd)** is a company set up by Big Man and is the majority owner of oh dear with a 83% ownership. The group has links to the Hudson Group as they both part-own oh dear. In November of 2021, Big Man Ltd and the Hudson Group merged to form the oh dear Sports Group.

## The Big Man Trust Fund

The Big Man Trust Fund is a donation at the end of each season made by Big Man to help renovate the stadium and other facilities.
Oh dear B

Founded
 Dissolved
 Ground
 Owner

oh dear B was the second team of oh dear. They were founded in the 2020-21 season to field another team of players from the academy that couldn't make it into the first team and were managed by Bradley Stuart, a former oh dear B player whom the oh dear B stadium, Stuart Park, was named after. The club ran for two seasons until they were dissolved ahead of the 2022-23 season and replaced with the oh dear Elite Development Squad, akin to the likes of Manchester City after the oh dear Sports Group and the City Football Group began sharing their respective youth development departments
Hudson (disambiguation)

**Hudson** is the surname of the Hudson family

**Hudson** may also refer to:

## Person

* Martin Hudson (Bald Martin), oh dear player
* Jill Hudson (Big Jill), oh dear player
* Darren Hudson, oh dear Player
* Morgan Hudson, oh dear Player and son of Martin and Jill Hudson
* Kiera Hudson, daughter of Martin and Jill Hudson and Tom Robinson

## Company

* The Hudson Group, a company owned by the Hudson family

## Facility

* Hudson Arena, stadium used for oh dear Wrestling
Theresa May

**Theresa May** is an English politian and former professional footballer who played as a goalkeeper of oh dear. She made her debut for oh dear during the 2020-21 season, replacing the injured AJBPlays. She put in a few good performances, but also had a few shaky moments. When AJBPlays returned, Theresa was pushed back to the bench. At the start of the 2021-22 season, AJBPlays was loaned out, so Theresa finally got her moment. And she did, putting in some top class performances, getting oh dear promoted in the process.
Shan

**Children** | 1, Lil Man

**Shan Drueloaloep**  was the wife of oh dear player Big Man. When she was younger, she married Big Man's cousin, Ezequiel, and had a child together. But there was one problem for Shan, Big Man. He really wanted to get back together with her and she did too, but she didn't want to betray her husband. Big Man and Shan agreed to have a secret affair, but Ezequiel eventually found out and was furious, so he took Big Man to court but unknown to Ezequiel, Big Man owns ever court in Africa. So Big Man paid everybody off, appointed his friends on the jury and made himself the judge. Of course Big Man won the case so he officially started dating Shan and also got custody of Shan's child, which they named Lil Man. Ezequiel was sentenced to death by flamethrower, which started at his toes and went up to his head.

## Death

Main article: Death of Shan
On the 26th of November 2021, Shan passed away in a hospital in Montenegro following a drive-by and a fist fight. Her killers are currently unknown, but are rumoured to have been hired by Shan's late ex-husband, Ezequiel,'s father. Her death deeply saddened everyone at oh dear, especially her husband, Big Man. The Fiat Punto that she was driving during the drive by was transported by Big Man to the Big Man Arena as a sign of respect.
FIFA 22/Season 34

Division
 Top goalscorer
 Most assists
 Player of  the Season

Season 34 was oh dear's 34th season this year and began in Division 4. After a tough season before in Division 3 which resulted in oh dear being relegated, the team had a point to prove to show that they are worthy for Division 4 and to not be relegated again.

oh dear have secured survival in Division 4! After an awful start to the season, the team didn't give up and clawed their way to survival with a few games to spare, but ultimately couldn't get promoted. Mary, Darren and Chunkz all had great seasons

After a horrific start to the season, the club clawed their way back and secured survival after 7 games. Then it was onto promotion, but sadly they couldn't make it in the end.
FIFA 22/Season 39

Season 39 was oh dear's 39th season of the 2021-22 season and began in Division 5.

After an 18 season absence, oh dear returned to the first time in 3 months and took it by storm securing survival after 6 games.

OH DEAR HAVE WON THE DIVISION 5 TITLE!! After a miraculous comeback, coming from 4-3 down in the 85' to winning 7-4 and Chunkz, Mary and Darren Hudson all putting in incredible performances, oh dear secured the title in the final match in front of the home fans. COME ON DIV 4!!!!
Toca Boca

Toca Boca is a young midfielder signed by oh dear before the 2022-23 season. He was scouted by former oh dear player and scout Bacuna Mattata after he announced he was leaving oh dear. Unfortunately for Toca he was brutally jumped by fellow teammate 'Lord Farquad' after thinking ghe would outperform him. This caused a large upset for fans of Bacuna and Toca as he was a promising youngster who was opted by many scouts. He was meant to full that hole in oh dear but was left injured and unable to play football for many years. Maybe one day he will make a return to professional football, but for now he is spending his time in physical therapy sessions and visiting family.
Chunkz

**Amin Mohammed**, also known as **Chunkz**, is an English professional footballer who plays as a winger for oh dear. He made his debut during the 2021-22 season, replacing Beyoncé (who had been extremely poor). He made a great connection with Big Jill, who supplied him with wonderful passes every game. Chunkz has found it hard to break into the starting 11 at the club. This is because of the amount of signings and players that can play in his position. This hasn't disheartened Chunkz as he tries to take his opportunities when they come around.

### New contract

On the 18th of November 2023, Chunkz signed a new 3 year deal with the option for one more year. This contract has seen his wage jump from €30,000 a week to €50,000 a week. During his interview Chunkz said "I'm so excited for another 3 years at this club and I can't wait to see what the future holds for this amazing club and I hope to develop and most importantly to help this club in any way I can"
Samuel L Jackson

**Samuel Leroy Jackson** is an American former professional footballer who played as an attacking midfielder for oh dear. He joined oh dear at the start of the 2021-22 season but did not make any appearances. He was a very vocal player in the media, expressive his beliefs on his former teammate Christian Campan.