Real Beach

"*A Secret is Revealed!"*

-Message given when entering the Real Beach

A photo of Real Beach

The Real Beach is a Location in MyHouse.WAD. It is considered to be the one and only secret within the entire map. It also is considered to be the True Ending in the game.

## Appearance

The area is a small and quiet beach surrounded by trees. The Sun is in the middle of rising, giving the water and sky a warm orangish tint. Small blades of grass emerge from parts of the sand. If the Dog had not been killed previously, he will be laying by the shore. A carving is made in the sand which looks exactly like the one engraved in the interactable tree. Other than that, there is not really much to do here as this is pretty much the official end of MyHouse.

## How to Enter

The Real Beach is one of the hardest locations to enter as it requires all 16 artifacts and how you must fight through practically endless rows of powerful demons to enter. The required steps are listed Below.

(It is recommended that you get collect every weapon you can for extra support as well as the armor in Underhalls. It also is recommended to have a basic understanding of the map before attempting this.)

1. Collect the Blue Skull Key so you may access the new bedroom closet to collect the Pepsi Can and then the Milkshake in the black and white room.

2. Enter the Attic to uncover the mirror. Then, head to the Upstairs Bathroom and go through its Mirror to enter the Mirror House. From here, travel to the Kitchen to receive the Wine.

3. Return back to the Attic to collect the Baby Bottle and Ornament.

4. Leave the Mirror House by traveling back through the mirror to return back to the normal House. From here, follow the balls to end up in the Daycare.

5. In here, collect the Baseball and Crayons. The Image of Shrek should disappear after collecting the Crayons.

6. Head outside and collect the Doll on the swing. Kill the Childhood Nightmare to collect the key to leave.

7. Now that you're back in the House, find and turn on every single sink to lift the Bathtub water up to receive the Rubber Ducky.

8. Once you've collected the Rubber Ducky, dipping down in the tub will cause the House to become the Bathhouse.

9. Locate the Swimming Pool, kill the fish and you should be able to collect the D20.

10. Swim through the hole in the Pool to end up in the Bath Garage. Be careful of the second fake air pocket while traversing through the watery tunnel.

11. An invisible bridge directly across from your next object should be crossable, cross it to collect the Ring. Make sure to avoid the monsters and not to fall off! It's especially important here to save your game so you're able to retry.

12. Once you've ended up at the end of the bridge, you'll end up in the Brutalist House. Here you can find the Frisbee which you can find by falling through one of the holes, the Tuna Can you can get by hopping on a thin platform next to The Cerberus. However, collecting the Tuna Can will cause the beast to wake up. The Pumpkin is easy to get, it sits in the corner by one of the edges where the House's porch should be.

13. Traverse through the Brutalist House to get to the Airport. Circle around the Woman's bathroom to make the walls bloody. Defeat the enemies and to see the previous empty pill capsule you grabbed when you entered to be changed to a full one. Collecting it will grant you the Medication.

14. Awesome! Only 1 object left. Head to the Plane, interact with the cockpit and run to the back of the Plane and jump out. If done correctly, you should have come back to a normal house. You may notice the previous flower portraits in the TV Room have been changed.

15. Exit the House and feel around the left fence to reveal a new passage. Going through it will take you to the Gas Station section. Enter the Gas Station and grab the Atari Controller in the back.

16. Head back to the House and enter through the Mirror. The paintings should change once again to a Campfire-like setting. Once again, feel around the fence for a passage to the Gas Station, which should be now Mirrored.

17. Head back to the Gas Station which now has a bloody look to it. You should notice smoke coming from one of the ends of the road. Go next to it.

18. The smoke reveals to be a Campfire. Next to it lies a tree with "S + A" carved into it. Interacting with it will cause a passage to open. This leads to the Fake Beach. To access the Real Beach, run back to The House to exit the Mirror World. Be alert of the dangerous entity chasing you, it is heavily recommended to run away from it. You may now exit the Mirror World by traversing through the mirror in the upstairs bathroom. You will now see the house swarmed with Mancubi, Arch-viles, Cacodemons, and more.

19. You must head back to the entry to what previously was the Fake Beach. Note also that the Gas Station part is filled with a lot of these same demons seen previously. If you are able to survive the swarm, you may enter the Real Beach to finally earn your freedom.

The Dog, resting on the sand.S+A marked in the sand near the shore.