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Ultin SMP

The **Ultin SMP** was a private modded survival multiplayer Minecraft server which Ultin42069 and his friends played on between 2020 and 2021.

The server was automatically deleted in July 2022 due to inactivity.

## Members

* Ultin42069 (server owner)
* whoori (OP)
* 5harky
* Sashie Bunny (OP)
* daniel1234
* Padan1
* squidquid
* bread
* Batmannn
* afuwu (OP)
* XenoPlaz
* Arbitor69 (OP)

### Former members

* ShxdyMemester (changed to afuwu)
* Fighter69 (changed to Arbitor69)
* RX8 (banned)

### Non-player characters

Below is a list of notable non-player characters in the Ultin SMP.

* Pablo
* Alfred
* Danny
* Jeekeez
* Nightshade
* The Heathers
* Po Porkenson
* Mr. Mordo
* Rapidash
* Ender Dragon

## Factions

*Main article: List of Factions*

Many members of the SMP were divided into unique factions throughout the server's history.

### Final factions

* Saladistan
* Church of Anime Thighs

### Defunct factions

* Wayne Enterprises
* Free Pablo
* Keep Pablo

## Events

*Main article: Timeline of the Ultin SMP*
SB-1 Gunboat

The SB-1 Gunboat is a VTOL dropship and gunboat rated for orbit that has been in service with the Systems Union Navy since 2508. It is known for being reliable, durable, and packing a serious punch in a small package. The SB-1 has received multiple alterations and has been considered for replacement or upgrade many times, but the military always ends up coming back to it; it is a timeless design.
Stanley

Stanley is a horse owned by Arbitor69 living in Saladistan.

## History

During the Killing of the Ender Dragon, Arbitor69 and four others travelled all the way from the village to the Stronghold, by foot. On the way, Arbitor met Stanley and tamed him, so that he could ride him and make his way to the Stronghold faster. Eventually, the travelers came across a vast ocean which they had to cross if they wished to make it to the Stronghold, meaning Arbitor could not take Stanley with him, and had to leave him behind. Arbitor left Stanley at the ravine, promising that he would come back for him.

After the Ender Dragon was killed, Arbitor69 did come back for him. Arbitor brought Stanely to Saladistan, his new home, and named him Stanley. Stanley now lives in a stable outside of Arbitor69's house.
Items

Items are tools that the character can colck to do a certain action. They're obtainable from bidding with Tickets on Emerald's Shipping Limiteds. They've all been removed from the inventories due to the places' closure.

List of Items on the game:

Green Sparkle Time Fedora

Ticket Launcher

Teal Sparkle Time Fedora

Purple Sparkle Time Fedora
Scarlett

Scarlett was a fox that whoori befriended. whoori built an entire tree for her to live in, but unfortunately, shortly after the tree was finished, Scarlett passed away.

whoori, Ultin42069 and Sashie\_Bunny were visiting Scarlett when Sashie\_Bunny punched whoori, like she always did. Scarlett then began attacking Sashie\_Bunny to protect whoori. Despite whoori and Ultin42069's warnings to remove her armor, Sashie\_Bunny did not (she had no idea what was happening), and Scarlett eventually died due to the Thorns enchantment on her armor.
Systems Union Navy

The Systems Union Navy is the tight assortment of military vessels of the Systems Union, although certain auxiliary ships also fall under Systems Navy jurisdiction. The Systems Union Navy was founded in 2265 with an initial standing strength of 4 cruisers and 12 frigates. It has since dwarfed that size; most fleets have double that amount of vessels.

The Systems Union Marine Corps is a department of the navy.

The Systems Union Navy is composed of many vessels.

Orion-Class Battleship

Primus-Class Carrier

Jupiter-Class Heavy Cruiser

London-Class Cruiser

Detroit-Class Light Cruiser

Shanghai-Class Frigate

Venus Arsenal SF-2 Fighter

SB-1 Gunboat

SB-2 Torpedo Boat

SB-3 Heavy Bomber

## Uniform

The Uniforms of the Systems Union Navy, Ground Forces and Marine Corps are quite similar.
Po Porkenson

Po Porkenson's home, now his grave.

Po Porkenson was a zombified piglin living in Saladistan. He was lured from the Nether into the Saladistan by Ultin42069, before he began to transform into a zombified piglin and was trapped inside the sanctuary. Po Porkenson would remain inside the sanctuary for a couple months.

One day, Po Porkenson had mysteriously disappeared from the sanctuary, and the sanctuary now had a cross made from warped stems built above it. To this day, no one is 100% sure who the main culprit behind his disappearance was, but the most likely guess is daniel1234, as she was the last player online before his disappearance. The sanctuary now serves as a grave for Po Porkenson.
Piño

Piño was a pillager living in Saladistan. He was caught by whoori and named by Ultin42069; Ultin42069 named him after professional French cyclist Thibaut Pinot.

His lifespan was only a few minutes long, however. When whoori was not around, Ultin42069 tried to get a better look at him. Forgetting that he was still wearing thorns armor, Piño shot at him with his crossbow then died due to the thorns enchantment.

His successor, Piño II, is currently alive.
Padan1

**Padan1** was a player on the Ultin SMP. He was a key figure of the Free Pablo movement during the first half of the Pablo War, and a close ally of Batmannn. However, it was not uncommon for disagreements to arise between the two, with Batmannn seeing him as incompetent.

He was frequently associated with Nazi ideologies and Nazi aesthetics, with his player skin being that of a Nazi general.

## History

Padan1 joined the Ultin SMP sometime in December 2020. He used to live in a very small house somewhere in West Saladistan, and built an underground tunnel system all by himself (which didn't actually lead to anywhere useful, just to different locations in the Ravine), but eventually his house was torn down for unknown reasons and Padan was rendered homeless.

### The War Against RX8

Padan1 was the reason for the notorious user RX8 to be persuaded to join the server. RX8 would then go on to commit various crimes, leading to his ban. After RX8's bombing of whoori's mansion after his ban, Padan took the blame for RX8's various actions and offered to help repair whoori's house. According to whoori, Padan did not do a very good job, and only made the crater worse.

### Pablo Wars

#### Pre-Pablo War

On 14 February, the day after the February Pablo Protests, Padan1 expressed his support for the Free Pablo movement, as he would naturally take the side of his close ally Batmannn. Padan1 bluffed and offered to kill Pablo, an iron golem, with his ordinary bow. Throughout the era preceding the First Pablo War, Padan1 made various conspiracy theories claiming that the original Pablo had been killed by daniel1234 and the current Pablo was an impostor put in by daniel to cover up for her murder.

#### First Pablo War

During the First Pablo War, on 11 April, since Batmannn, the main figure of the Free Pablo movement, was absent, Ultin42069, Fighter69 and Sashie\_Bunny all ganged up on Padan1 instead. It was an unfair battle as Padan attempted to take on three fully-armored players with absolutely no armor, an iron sword and a shield. Padan at least managed to drag the fight on for a little longer by blocking attacks with his shield, but eventually was forced to surrender.

This would perhaps be one of the last times Padan1 was active on the server, and has since gone missing.
Villagers

Below is a list of all Villagers in the Ultin Server.

## Original Villagers

The original villagers of the Village, before the server was made public. They lived alongside the Original Player in peace. However, one by one they slowly died off. The last 2 villagers of the original population became zombies, and were killed by Ultin42069 and ShxdyMemester in self-defense.

## Villagers killed by RX8

    The first group of villagers to live in the village of Saladistan. They were ~~kidnapped~~ transferred from another village to Saladistan by whoori, and the Villager Crib was their home.

On January 16th, 2021, when only RX8 was online, the Villager Crib went empty. The Melon Farm had also been broken somehow. RX8 later confessed to whoori that he had been responsible for the deaths of them all. Now, the only villagers left in Saladistan were Mr. Mordo and another zombie villager which had recently been cured by whoori. This action greatly displeased the others of Saladistan and was a key reason for his ban.

## Status

### Status

Alive

Mr. Mordo was the only villager that survived RX8. When whoori found him, he was a zombie villager, already named and holding a golden apple in his hand (RX8 must have attempted to turn the villagers into zombie villagers and cure them again, but messed up very badly).

He currently works as a farmer in the Villager Crib, making him one of the oldest villagers in Saladistan.

## The Heathers

*Main Article: The Heathers*

The Heathers were 6 farmers living in the Heathers' Hut. They consisted of Heather 1, Heather 2, Heather 3, Heather 4, Heather 5 and Ryan. They are also known as **the Unluckiest Villagers in Saladistan**, due to the many misfortunes they endured during their lives. All 6 of them are dead.

## Status

### Cause of Death

Unknown

The 1st Shopkeeper of the Brewing Shop.

## BJ Brews

*Main Article: BJ Brews*

The 2nd Shopkeeper of the Brewing Shop.

## Village Massacre Victims

*Main Article: Village Massacre by Batmannn and daniel1234*

After the First Pablo War, Batmannn went to a neighboring village of Saladistan and ruthlessly killed all its villagers except one. He claimed he did it to "vent his frustrations". The village was one whoori had plans on joining Saladistan with. Nevertheless, when whoori and Ultin42069 found out, they were very displeased.

Amidst the fiasco, daniel1234 went and killed the last villager anyways. With this, the village had now gone completely uninhabited.

## Arena Couple

Happy together (though the "happy" part is debatable.)

## Status

### Status

Alive

Two villagers sitting together in the boat in the Colosseum.
Batmannn

**Batmannn** was a player on the Ultin SMP. He was the founder of Wayne Enterprises and the leader of the Free Pablo movement. As a result, Batmannn played a central role in the Pablo War.

## History

Batmannn joined the server sometime in January 2021. One of the first things he did upon joining was found his own conglomerate, Wayne Enterprises, along with daniel1234.

### Pablo War

Batmannn joined daniel1234 during the February Pablo Protests and became a key figure of the Free Pablo movement. He wished to free Pablo during the First Pablo War, and believed that whoori was a corrupt, oppressive dictator that was controlling the village of Saladistan and its people with an iron fist and was an abuser of iron golem rights.

When Ultin42069 asked daniel1234 what they planned on doing to Pablo if they won the war, the latter responded, "the most epic threesome". Batmannn agreed to this saying, "yassss, can't wait" (whether this is a fate worse than the one he actually suffered, we'll let you decide).

#### Alfred

Alfred was an iron golem given to Batmannn by whoori, for him to keep in Wayne Hillside Resort. For some reason, though Batmannn desperately wanted to set Pablo free, when whoori threatened to set Alfred free, Batmannn begged him not to. Thus, Alfred was kept as "security" for the war, if Pablo was set free from the cage, Alfred would be set free from Wayne Hillside Resort.

#### Villager Massacre

Following the humiliating defeat of the Free Pablo alliance during the First Pablo War, the war eventually reached a stalemate, and there was a brief period of peace in Saladistan. However, Batmannn only gained more notoriety after whoori and Ultin42069 discovered that he had massacred an entire village and left only one survivor (which was later killed by daniel1234).

#### Killing of Pablo

Batmannn became infamous for killing Pablo on June 4th, 2021 during the Second Pablo War.

#### Bombing of Wayne Hillside Resort

Batmannn's dream on the server was for his proud creation, Wayne Enterprises, to flourish, and eventually form the all-powerful Wayne Empire. Batmannn, along with his Batmansion, had a hotel west of Saladistan, "Wayne Hillside Resort". The Batmansion was large enough to be shared by three people: Batmannn, daniel1234 and Padan1, his two most loyal companions who would agree with whatever he said.

One 13 June 2021, as punishment for killing Pablo, Ultin42069 ordered for Wayne Hillside Resort to be bombed. Alfred survived the explosion and was relocated to Saladistan, and the territory in the Mountain formerly owned by Wayne Enterprises was occupied by Saladistan.

Since the Second Pablo War, Batmannn has never been seen. Some say he has gone into hiding, plotting his next attack on Saladistan. Others say he took his life. The world may never know.
Lamar

Lamar after he was first captured.

Lamar was an enderman caught by Ultin42069 and given to whoori as a gift. Ultin42069 named him after Lamar Davis from GTA V.

His life was a short one, as he was killed in the bombing of whoori's Blackstone Mansion at the height of The War Against RX8. His successor, Lamar II, is currently alive.
Pabloism

**Pabloism** is a form of Anime Thigh Worship, centered around Pablo as the main prophet.

Pabloism states that Pablo was sent down to Earth from the heavens as a gift to Saladistan from the gods. It was given to lift the spirits of those living in Saladistan during a time of despair; right after The War Against RX8 and after whoori's mansion was bombed. Pablo is seen as a mediator, a benevolent peace maker, that loved everyone, even those that hated him.

After his death, Pabloists believe that Pablo's soul now roams the heavens and watches over his old friends of Saladistan, like he always did.

## Pablomas

Pablomas is a holiday celebrated by Pabloists. Celebrated on February 11th, citizens of Saladistan offer gifts to one another in honor of Pablo's soul.
Anti-whoorism

Anti-whoorism is the political and ideological opposition to whoori, a user with significant influence and power within Saladistan and the Ultin SMP. Its followers believe whoori is a corrupt dictator, exercising dictator-like control over the village of Saladistan, aka whoorism. Followers of anti-whoorism wish to destroy whoorism and liberate Saladistan of whoori and his tyranny.

The ideology has been the cause behind many terrorist attacks, wars and protests in Saladistan.

## History

The first follower of anti-whoorism is said to be RX8. RX8 would cause many problems in Saladistan from the day he joined; he killed villagers, stole diamonds from whoori, and more. whoori and RX8 got into a little argument about this. During the argument, RX8 killed whoori's dog in a fit of anger. This was the final nail in the coffin. With RX8's murder, whoori, Ultin42069 and afuwu collectively agreed to ban RX8 from the server.

Following his ban, RX8 developed a strong anti-whoorist sentiment. RX8 resented whoori for banning him from the server, and plotted his revenge. Thus began The War Against RX8, where whoori's mansion was bombed by RX8 at its highest point.

Batmannn succeeded RX8 as the main figure of anti-whoorism in Saladistan, and much of anti-whoorism became shaped by his and the Free Pablo gang's views.

## Views

### Church of Anime Thighs

Anti-whoorism is shown to be an ideology against the Church of Anime Thighs, primarily due to its sacred rule: no resident of Saladistan is allowed to keep their own Enchanting Table for their own personal possession, and everyone must use the one under the Church. Most followers of anti-whoorism have broken this rule, such as RX8 and Batmannn, the latter dismissing it as a "stupid rule".

### Pablo

On the Pablo issue, most anti-whoorists support the Free Pablo side; that Pablo should be free to do what he wants, and that whoori is an evil abuser of iron golem rights by trapping Pablo in such a small space and forcing him to stay there, forever. In this sense, anti-whoorists' views oppose those of Pabloism.

There are few anti-whoorists who do not support the Free Pablo Movement: RX8, who was banned before Pablo existed, and Padan1, who once offered to kill Pablo.

### Ender Dragon Worship

Most anti-whoorists do not have a stance on Ender Dragon Worship, though they have been accused of it many times, due to their opposition to the Church. daniel1234, however, had one time shown sympathy for the Ender Dragon when the others proposed to kill her, much to the bewilderment of whoori and Ultin42069. However, the others soon found out that she had not even known who the Ender Dragon was.
Battle of Petra

The Battle of Petra was an engagement in the latter half of Masterly's War which saw Systems Union Marines and Task Force Dauntless personnel perform a High-Altitude Drop onto the island of Petra in search of Tobias Masterly. Defending the island, the final remaining elements of Humanity in Power, along with elements of the Grand Tarkan Army.

###### The Battle

The initial plan for the engagement involved three groups of 1-200 dropping at several points on the island to attack hostile hardpoints from different angles and push inland to a rallying point. In the south, Tigran Sarkis led most of Task Force Dauntless and scattered marine elements, while in the west Lieutenant Norman Hastings gathered up marines in the aftermath of heavy ground-to-air fire. In the east, Huỳnh-Hoàng Giang Linh led a scattered company of marines alongside her SRT cell.

After extremely costly engagements on each front, the three assault columns met up at the inland rally point. After consulting with prisoners taken, the combined force advanced upon the HIP facility on the island, and demanded the surrender of the garrison. Jacques Maret turned over Silas Hawkins and surrendered, and enabled the Task Force to discover Tobias Masterly and Dal'Korri tus Sendavan within the facility.
Iron Man

Iron Man's letter to Wayne Enterprises

Iron Man is a superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. A wealthy American business magnate, playboy, philanthropist, inventor and ingenious scientist, Anthony Edward "Tony" Stark suffers a severe chest injury during a kidnapping. When his captors attempt to force him to build a weapon of mass destruction, he instead creates a mechanized suit of armor to save his life and escape captivity. Later, Stark develops his suit, adding weapons and other technological devices he designed through his company, Stark Industries. He uses the suit and successive versions to protect the world as Iron Man.

On the Ultin Server, Iron Man provides aid for Wayne Enterprises by donating 2 stacks of iron ingots to the company. Putting the rivalry between Marvel and DC Comics behind him, Iron Man wishes the best for Batmannn and his business, and hopes for it to grow and prosper in the future.
Relsin Purge

The Relsin Purge was a systemic execution of Triton natives and political officials loyal to the Separatist government that occurred during the Battle of Relsin in 2517. The Relsin Purge was executed by Lieutenant Silas Hawkins. An estimated 58 people were killed during the purge, and despite a tribunal and military trial, none of the executors, nor Hawkins, were ever found guilty of war crime, leading many to believe the purges were actually ordered by Systems Union Joint Command.
Arbitor69

**Arbitor69**, formerly known as **Fighter69**, was a player on the Ultin SMP. Fighter69 was his old account.

## History

Fighter69 was one of the first players to join the Ultin SMP, after Ultin42069, afuwu and whoori. He joined alongside 5harky, and the two of them built a house in Saladistan together. Initially they complained they would not have enough space to build a house in the village, and they had gotten into a minor controversy with the Church of Anime Thighs as well when they tried to join their house with it, nevertheless they managed to build their own 3-story house.

Fighter69 asked Ultin42069 to whitelist his new account, Arbitor69, sometime in August 2021.

### Pablo Wars

During the First Pablo War, Fighter69 fought for the Keep Pablo side with whoori and Ultin42069. His reason for joining them was due to Batmannn accidentally setting his and 5harky's house on fire with lava. However, after the war, Fighter69 may have inadvertently aided daniel1234 and the Free Pablo effort. whoori once caught him giving a stack of gunpowder to daniel1234, not knowing what she might use it for; this could explain where she got the TNT to blow up Pablo's cage during the Second Pablo War.

Granted, when this transaction took place, the Pablo War was believed to be over, by most. Fighter69 claimed he didn't expect the two would kill Pablo. Upon hearing of the death of Pablo, he was greatly upset, and asked "how could Batmannn do something so evil". However, it is unknown why Fighter69 thought it would be a good idea to give daniel1234 the gunpowder; perhaps he had some mischievous intent behind his actions, as well.

### Post-Pablo War

After the Pablo Wars, Arbitor69 would become one of the most dynamic players on the server. Arbitor69 built the Nether Base, and helped Ultin42069 to develop the Nether Highway, providing an easy way to travel between Saladistan, The Jungle, the Aeroacian Islands and The Stronghold. Arbitor69, specifically, was the one to develop the route to the Stronghold, as a way to access the End. He currently plans to find an End Ship and get the Elytra, but it is unknown if he has actually attempted this yet. Nevertheless, Ultin42069 offered to help him on his search.

Much to Ultin42069's surprise, he also got his own channeling trident, *Thunderstorm.* The only other person on the server to use a trident as a weapon was whoori.

 Aftermath
The Nether

The Nether House

**The Nether** is a dangerous, hell-like dimension.

## Main Attractions

### The Nether Base

The **Nether Base**, built by Arbitor69, contains the Nether Portal. Upon entering the portal, the player will be transported to Saladistan in the Overworld.

Additionally, there is a ladder, leading to the second floor of the base. The Nether Portal in the middle only sends the player back to Saladistan, however, somewhere there is a portal leading to the Stronghold Tower. The journey to this portal is quite a long one.

### Nether House

A house, just outside the base, built by Ultin42069.

### The Nether Highway

The **Nether Highway** is a highway system developed by Ultin42069 and Arbitor69 to provide an easy way to travel between Saladistan, The Jungle, the Aeroacian Islands, and The Stronghold. It is currently incomplete as the Aeroacian Islands have not yet been joined with the highway.

## Nether Roof

### Location

At the very top of the Nether; hence the name.

### Inhabitants

afuwu
bread

The **Nether Roof** is a region above the topmost bedrock layer of the Nether. It is implied that afuwu and bread reached the area using cheats, which whoori was rather displeased to find out when he first reached the area without using cheats.

afuwu and bread's secret "hangout area"Gold Farm built by whoori
Ultingrad Lake

Map of Ultingrad Lake

**Ultingrad Lake** is a lake situated east of Saladistan. The lake was named after Ultin42069, as the lake is right behind his house.

At the center of the lake is the **Sword of the East**, a small, uninhabited island. South of the lake is the Colosseum.

## Main Attractions

### Sword of the East

A small island at the center of the lake. On the island is a large Nether Portal resembling a sword. Interestingly, the island was initially not an island, but a peninsula. It was then terraformed by whoori.

How the island looked on August 18th, 2021. The portal is not functional.How the island looks now, as of September 20th, 2021. The portal is now functional.
### Glass Meatball

A bizarre, large, spherical glass building, home to squidquid. It is situated north of the lake.

### Saddam's Hiding Place

A suspicious hideout east of the lake. On the surface, the hideout looks like nothing more than a visually unpleasant pile of bricks and rubble. However, as you dig past the surface, it is actually home to former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.

Marked **SH** on the map.

Entrance hidden by bricks and rubbleSaddam Hussein
XenoPlaz

**XenoPlaz** was a player on the Ultin SMP. XenoPlaz spent his time relatively isolated from the other players of the server, and lived alone in the Jungle.

His Salad SMP counterpart is EvanArcadia.

## Pablo War

XenoPlaz was neutral during the war, but was a fan of Pablo, nonetheless. In fact, he was initially supportive of the Free Pablo movement.

XenoPlaz acknowledges his creeper brethren in the distance.
Ultin SMP Wiki

**Welcome to the Ultin SMP Wiki!**
A community dedicated to the Ultin SMP, the Minecraft server of Ultin42069 and his friends. View the complete timeline of important events on the Ultin SMP, or view some of the articles below.

## Important articles

PablowhooriFirst Pablo WarSecond Pablo WarUltin42069Saladistan

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Daniel1234

**daniel1234** was a player on the Ultin SMP. A central figure of the Free Pablo movement, she was the right-hand woman of Batmannn, and also one of the most genocidal characters in the server, killing mobs simply for amusement.

## History

daniel1234 joined the Ultin SMP sometime during December 2020. She did not live in a house, and simply wandered around the village, until Batmannn joined the server a month later and the two built the Batmansion together.

She helped whoori and Sashie\_Bunny build the village Christmas Tree.

### First Pablo War

daniel1234 was the founder of the Free Pablo Movement. daniel eventually convinced Batmannn to tag along, and Batmannn joined since he thought "it (would be) fun to shoot whoori and then run away". Some have gone as far as to claim that she was Pablo's true murderer.

Together, daniel1234 and Batmannn wished to free Pablo during the Pablo Wars. She, along with Batmannn, believed that whoori was a corrupt, oppressive dictator that was controlling the village of Saladistan and its people with an iron fist and was an abuser of Iron Golem Rights.

When Ultin42069 asked daniel1234 what they planned on doing to Pablo if they won the war, she responded, "the most epic threesome". Batmannn responded to this saying, "yassss, can't wait" (whether this is a fate worse than the one he actually suffered, we'll let you decide)

daniel1234 was more enthusiastic about freeing Pablo than Batmannn himself. When Batmannn first expressed his desire to withdraw from the war, daniel1234 called him a "coward" and a "traitor".

### Post-First Pablo War

#### Village Massacre

After whoori and Ultin42069 found out that Batmannn had massacred every last villager of a neighboring village except one, a bit of conflict ensured. Amidst the conflict, daniel1234 went and killed the last living villager whose life had been spared by Batmannn, so the entire village basically went extinct.

#### Killing of Pablo

daniel1234 was responsible for blowing up Pablo's cage, which then caused him to fall into the ravine. She mysteriously disappeared afterwards, however. What she was doing and where she was when Pablo was killed is unknown, as well as her reaction to Batmannn killing Pablo.

Since the Second Pablo War, both she and Batmannn have never been seen. Some say they have gone into hiding, plotting their next attack on Saladistan. Others say they took their lives. The world may never know.
Jeekeez

Jeekeez is a yellow sheep living in Saladistan with Ultin42069.

## History

According to Ultin42069, Jeekeez is an immortal being that transcends both time and space. He enters the physical, mortal world through an avatar, a sheep with yellow wool. Even if his current avatar dies, the next sheep to have their wool dyed yellow will be Jeekeez. In Saladistan, he is currently on his 4th or 5th avatar. During The War Against RX8, some believed that his avatar at the time was killed by RX8.

Jeekeez is an aspiring scientist and brewer, however he can be somewhat cranky and reserved at times. During his college days, BJ Brews was his colleague and "arch-nemesis", although this rivalry was mostly one-sided on Jeekeez's side, as BJ Brews saw Jeekeez as a friend. When BJ Brews moved into Saladistan as the shopkeeper of the Brewing Shop, Jeekeez was somewhat jealous of him. However, it is unknown how Jeekeez felt about BJ Brews' murder at the hands of Wannabrews.

It is unknown when he met Ultin42069, though Ultin42069 says they've known each other for a very long time.
Rapidash

Rapidash was a horse which belonged to banned user RX8, living in Saladistan. Some time after RX8's ban, Rapidash was used many times by Batmannn, until his death.

## History

Rapidash was a horse owned by RX8. He was named after the Pokémon of the same name.

Rapidash lived in one of the two stables just outside RX8's house. In the other stable lived an unnamed horse wearing diamond armor. This horse was apparently killed by daniel1234 during the February Pablo Protests for absolutely no reason, as all murders by daniel1234 are.

### First Pablo War

During the First Pablo War, during the battle between the Keep Pablo Alliance and Batmannn, the moment it became clear Batmannn couldn't win, Batmannn attempted to escape by riding Rapidash. Ultin42069, Sashie Bunny and whoori attempted to chase after him, but they couldn't keep up with a man riding a horse by merely running on foot. However, Ultin42069 then decided to let him escape; as Batmannn left the borders of Saladistan, since it was raining heavily, the outside was infested with monsters. The monsters attacked Batmannn and slowed him down before he was killed by a zombie.

Batmannn was summoned to the town square again for one last fight, in which he was swiftly defeated. Afterwards, Rapidash was returned to his stable.

### Death

After the First Pablo War, Rapidash would be used many times by Batmannn when adventuring. One day, shortly before the Second Pablo War, while Batmannn and Rapidash were out exploring, a creeper came and blew them up. Rapidash died in the explosion.

whoori was rather upset with Batmannn; though he was never attached to Rapidash, he had lived in the village for a long time, and this was the second time Batmannn lost a horse, the first being Nightshade. Batmannn built a grave for Rapidash and buried his remains at the site of his death.

#### Alleged Resurrection

   For Halloween, two zombie horses were kept for display in RX8's old stables, where RX8's horses were previously. Ultin42069 claimed that he paid a necromancer to "bring Rapidash back from the dead", though this could just be a bluff to scare people. If Ultin42069's claims are true, then this would set Rapidash among the three non-player characters to be brought back from the dead, the other two being Jeekeez and RX8's other horse.
RX8's fox

A fox befriended by RX8 that lived in Saladistan. For whatever reason, RX8 decided to leave him with whoori in his Blackstone Mansion.

At the height of The War Against RX8, whoori's Blackstone Mansion was bombed, and the fox died in the explosion alongside Lamar and whoori's cat and was killed by his own companion. It is unknown whether this was done knowingly by RX8 or not, nevertheless, his death was seen as a tragic one.
Danny

Danny's first encounter with the Original Player.

Danny was a dog living in Saladistan, tamed by the Original Player before the world became a multiplayer server. He, along with Jeekeez and Nightshade, are considered to be the three oldest mobs in Saladistan.

## History

Previously, Danny was simply a regular wolf. The Original Player first met Danny somewhere around the Mountain region, in a forest. The Original Player tamed them, making Danny the player's first dog, and the two began exploring.

While exploring, the Original Player died somehow, and Danny was left stranded by himself. The Original Player was heartbroken; they could not remember where they died, and despite many efforts to retrace their steps, their search for Danny was fruitless. The Player had eventually accepted that they would never see their new friend ever again.

The Player and Danny remained separated for some time. However, one day, when the Player least expected it, Danny appeared before them, while they were out exploring! The player was overjoyed to see their old friend again. The Player immediately took Danny back to their home, where he would live for the rest of his life.

### Ultin SMP

Once the server was made public, Ultin42069 made his way from spawn to the Village, in the middle of the night, while being chased by many monsters of course. Just when Ultin42069 was about to make it to his house, right in his backyard were two zombie villagers- the last two villagers of the original village population of Saladistan. ShxdyMemester came to his aid, and together they killed the two zombie villagers.

Upon entering his house, Danny did not recognize Ultin42069. Danny would not obey any commands from Ultin42069, as Danny would only obey commands of the Original Player- not realizing that the Original Player and Ultin42069 were the same person. Nevertheless, Ultin42069, Danny and Jeekeez would all live together, in the same house.

### whoori's accidental /tp @e

On January 25th, whoori, in an attempt to teleport Batmannn and daniel1234 to his house, accidentally teleported *all entities* instead of *all players.* Everyone (except for the villagers and iron golems); Danny, Jeekeez, Nightshade, etc; had been teleported to whoori's Blackstone Mansion.

After a long clean-up session, the others managed to take every entity back to their rightful locations. Except for Danny. Danny would be pretty difficult to move out, as he did not obey the commands of any player on the server. Ultin42069 promised to take him back, but kept forgetting to do so.

### Bombing of whoori's Blackstone Mansion

On January 29th, at the height of the War Against RX8, whoori's Blackstone Mansion was bombed. It can only be assumed that Danny was still in the mansion when this happened, and that Danny died in the explosion. Ultin42069 was greatly upset by this revelation, and denied his death. He wished he could have saved Danny from the explosion sooner. Nevertheless, Danny, along with the others that died in the bombing, would always be remembered by Saladistan, even after his death, for generations to come.
The Heathers

3 of the Heathers

The Heathers were 6 farmers living in the Heathers' Hut. They consisted of Heather 1, Heather 2, Heather 3, Heather 4, Heather 5 and Ryan. (Ryan was the only one with a name tag.)

The Heathers were an experiment by whoori. They were made as an easy source for emeralds in Saladistan, offering trades such as an emerald for a single pumpkin or melon. whoori gathered 6 villagers, turned them into zombie villagers, and cured them again, to work as farmers. Except for Ryan, the Heathers were named after the titular characters of the film *Heathers,* by daniel1234.

It was at this time whoori built a contraption housing a zombie in it, for villagers to be turned into zombie villagers. The zombie, however, was killed by an iron golem. This would later be the home for the iron golem Pablo.

The Heathers' lives would then be filled with many misfortunes from then onwards, awarding them the title as **the Unluckiest Villagers in Saladistan**.

## History

### Pre-Pablo War

During the February Pablo Protests, the Heathers were drowned and attacked several times by Batmannn and daniel1234, Heather 3 specifically. But if things couldn't get any worse for the Heathers, the Heathers' Hut, which had been built without a roof, was struck by lightning. Four of the Heathers, including Ryan, turned into witches.

When this happened, Sashie\_Bunny entered the Heathers' Hut. She was then attacked by the Heathers. During the fight, Sashie\_Bunny killed one of the witches, while the two remaining non-witch Heathers were killed by the splash potions of the witches.

whoori eventually intervened and made Sashie stop attacking the witches, to prevent any more of the Heathers from dying. Though they were now witches, whoori still saw the Heathers as if they his children, whoori said, and citizens of Saladistan. The remaining three witches- Ryan and two others- would live alone in the Heathers' Hut for quite some time.

### Between the Pablo Wars

After the First Pablo War, the other two witches disappeared one by one. It is unknown how they died, they most likely despawned.

Ryan, the last of the Heathers, was killed by Ultin42069, after repeatedly throwing splash potions at him through an opening in the window of the hut. Worried that the splash potions might hit Pablo and kill him instead, Ultin42069 killed Ryan.

Currently, the Heathers' Hut remains uninhabited, and is a popular tourist attraction in Saladistan, as the former home of the Unluckiest Villagers in Saladistan.
The Colosseum

The Colosseum as of August 18th, 2021

**The Colosseum** is a large structure in the Ultin SMP built by whoori and Sashie\_Bunny. It is a large PVP arena. Construction began after the First Pablo War, and even once the building was opened to the public, it was still incomplete.

## Overview

### Main Room

The Main Room of the Colosseum is a large, ovular arena surrounded by Nether Brick walls with 4 entrances from each side. At the center are four sandstone pillars and a Chorus Plant at the very center.

### Boat Races

The Boat Races are one of the most popular events of the Colosseum. There are two circular tracks around the Colosseum, one race per track, where competitors race around the track in boats. Spectators can get pretty violent during Boat Races and attack the racers, thus raising the stakes of the races. In the Colosseum, Boat Races can get very intense, and racers have often died during races.

## Gallery

The Colosseum during daytime.Colosseum spectators anxiously wait for the games to begin.Two creepersThe tracks used for Boat Races in the Colosseum.The Arena Couple
5harky

**5harky** was a player on the Ultin SMP. He lived with Arbitor69 in Saladistan.

## History

5harky was one of the first players to join the UltinSMP, after Ultin42069, afuwu and whoori. He joined alongside Fighter69, and the two of them built a house in Saladistan together. Initially they complained they would not have enough space to build a house in the village, and they had gotten into a minor controversy with the Church of Anime Thighs as well when they tried to join their house with it, nevertheless they managed to build their own 3-story house.

### February Pablo Protests

During the February Protests, 5harky had no involvement, as he had nothing to do with Pablo. However, he did get into a minor issue with Batmannn, after he accidentally burnt his house down with lava.

During the Pablo Wars, 5harky remained neutral and did not get involved.
Saladistani-occupied Wayne Mountain

*This article is about the territory currently governed by Saladistan. For the region that it is located in, and the region west of Saladistan, see The Mountain.*

## Other Information

### Method(s)

Military occupation

The **Saladistani occupation of Wayne Mountain** is an ongoing military occupation of Wayne Hillside Resort and other land previously owned by Wayne Enterprises in the Mountain region.

Saladistan began the occupation immediately after the bombing of Wayne Hillside Resort during the Second Pablo War. Saladistan claims all the land previously owned by Wayne Enterprises is part of Saladistan, however it has done nothing to improve or recover the area after the war. The now destroyed Wayne Hillside Resort would become a place of vandalism and loitering for local thugs.

Ultin42069 has considered fully incorporating the region as a part of Saladistan, and declaring it as the 5th province of Saladistan, named "Mountain Saladistan". If this were to be executed, the province would be:

* the least populated
* the 2nd smallest by area
* the westernmost province
* the only province to not share a border with at least 3 other provinces
* the only province to be in The Mountain, and not the main village
Events

Events are a special feature that happens every certain amount of time. It is unknown if there is more than 1 Event in the game.

## Ticket Rain

The Ticket Rain spawns every 5-10 minutes. Multiple Tickets spawn from the air that the character can touch for 10 Tickets. It is unknown of what the total amount of tickets it drops because some of them fall into the void.
List of wars involving Saladistan

Below is a list of wars involving **the** **Village of Saladistan.**

28 - 29 January 2021
* Ultin42069
* afuwu
* Padan1
 **February Pablo Protests**
13 - 21 February 2021
* Pablo
* The Heathers †
* Villagers

**Support:**
* Ultin42069
* Fighter69
* 5harky
* daniel1234

**Support:**
* Padan1
 **First Pablo War**
7 - 11 April 2021
* Ultin42069
* Fighter69
* Sashie Bunny
* daniel1234
* Padan1
* Sashie Bunny
 **Killing of the Ender Dragon**
4 June 2021
* Ultin42069
* Sashie Bunny
* Fighter69

**Wayne Enterprises*** Batmannn
 **Second Pablo War**
4 - 13 June 2021
* Ultin42069
* Sashie Bunny
* Pablo †
* daniel1234

**Wayne Enterprises*** Alfred
* Wayne Enterprises shut down
* Saladistani-occupied Wayne Mountain

## Notes

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Missing in Action
2. ↑ Not actually a member of the Free Pablo alliance, but the Keep Pablo alliance declared war against her on 7 April 2021 believing she was a supporter of the Free Pablo movement. Afterwards she surrendered and fought for the Keep Pablo alliance.
3. ↑ until 5 June 2021
The Stronghold

The End Portal

**The Stronghold** is a structure several blocks east of Saladistan, containing the End Portal, which can send players from the Overworld to the End. There are many strongholds all over the world, however this specific one is the closest to Saladistan.

## Background

It was discovered by whoori on January 23rd, 2021. Upon finding it, whoori built the Stronghold Tower, a tall cobblestone tower going all the way up to the sky limit (y=256).

Though many players such as whoori, ShxdyMemester and RX8 were well overprepared to fight the Ender Dragon, whoori wished to wait and fight the dragon later, because Sashie\_Bunny's laptop was currently broken and she was unable to play, and to give newer players more time to prepare for the fight. RX8 disagreed and grew impatient, and wanted to fight the Ender Dragon and explore the End sooner. This was one of the factors contributing to The War Against RX8.

The portal was activated on June 4th, 2021, as the citizens of Saladistan went to fight the Ender Dragon.
Afuwu

**afuwu** was a player on the Ultin SMP. His old account, **ShxdyMemester**, was the first account to join the Ultin SMP after Ultin42069.

## History

Ultin42069 made the Ultin SMP public on December 14th, 2020. ShxdyMemester and whoori were the first to join, and they all met together in the Village (what would later be known as Saladistan). Together, they founded the Church of Anime Thighs, which would be the main form of worship in the village.

### The War Against RX8

RX8 was a user that would cause many problems in Saladistan from the day he joined; he killed villagers, stole diamonds from whoori, and eventually killed whoori's dog. With RX8's murder, whoori, Ultin42069 and ShxdyMemester collectively agreed to ban RX8 from the Ultin SMP.

RX8 didn't give up so easily, however. On January 28th, when Ultin42069 was online, RX8 managed to join the server through ShxdyMemester's account, as he was whitelisted. RX8 attempted to fool Ultin42069 into thinking he was ShxdyMemester, however many things gave him away: ShxdyMemester never used the word "poggers", upon seeing ShxdyMemester's horse, Nightshade, he asked "who's horse is this", and he asked Ultin42069 for some dirt, to which Ultin42069 responded "you literally have 2 stacks of them in your chest. I have to borrow dirt from you, actually."

Ultin42069 told whoori about the situation at hand, and eventually RX8 confessed to whoori that he had joined the server through ShxdyMemester's account (RX8 was not the sharpest tool in the shed). RX8 didn't stop there. RX8 then joined using *whoori's* account. Ultin42069, however, was not falling for RX8's tricks. RX8 and Ultin42069 exchanged dialogues, with RX8 pleading to be unbanned, to which Ultin42069 responed, "from what I know, you've done too many bad things in this server, so I'm afraid we can't." whoori was temporarily banned (to get rid of RX8) and RX8 was not heard from for the rest of the day.

After the event, ShxdyMemester told Ultin42069 to ban his account from the server and whitelist his new account, afuwu, instead.

### Pablo War

afuwu only claimed to support the Free Pablo side, probably wishing to support the opposite side of whoori and Ultin42069 due to boredom. In actuality, afuwu did not do anything during the Pablo Wars. Upon hearing about Pablo's death, afuwu was surprised, and seemed to be upset about Batmannn's murder of Pablo.
Furifuritaba

What Furifuritaba may have looked like

Furifuritaba was a Netherite Axe given to whoori by afuwu. whoori lost the axe and claimed it was stolen by Batmannn. Batmannn later lost his own Netherite Axe (though it is unknown whether this was the same axe) but claimed it was stolen by whoori. whoori denied this claim.

Currently, its whereabouts are unknown, however this issue between Batmannn and whoori increased tensions during the First Pablo War.

 Aftermath
Squishy

Squishy, Destroyer of Worlds

**Squishy** is an axolotl living in Saladistan. He refers to himself as **Squishy, Destroyer of Worlds**.

## Background

After the server was updated to 1.17, Ultin42069 found Squishy in an underground lake, somewhere close to the Colosseum. When Ultin42069 had met him, he had already killed a glow squid in the lake with him. Ultin42069 collected him and let him move into Saladistan in his own enclosure.

Squishy claims to be an evil and ferocious demon, one which had destroyed several universes, one which was so powerful and notorious that the gods had to conceal him inside the body of an axolotl and contain him in a much weaker form. He warns that one day, his original self may break free once more, and threatens to begin his revenge by destroying everything within his vicinity, including the village of Saladistan.

Most people do not believe Squishy's claims.