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McBurger (family)

The McBurgers are a family that rose to prominence between the nuclear apocalypse (approximately 4,100 BC) and the Conglomerate invasion (1 AC), thanks to their extensive chain of restaurants providing cheap fattening food to the destitute masses.

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

In about the year 3,000 BC, Matty McBurger was continuing the family trade. His business ventures led to him getting involved with a roving gang of outlaws. However, Matty's ambition outweighed his ability, and he attempted to kill off all his teammates so he could collect their promised reward himself without sharing, and parlay that money into aggressively expanding the McBurger chain of restaurants.

Tragically for him, his plot backfired viciously, and he was immediately killed by his angry teammates.

## Physical description

### Eye color

unknown

Johnson was a descendant of Matty McBurger, due to inherit the empire of money in 2487 BC. He was morbidly obese, before it was taboo. He joined up with two of the original Three to wreak havoc on the solar system. He was kidnapped along with them and turned into an indentured servant for three years without being ransomed.

## Fatty McBurger

### Relatives

Matty McBurger, great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great uncle

## Physical description

### Eye color

Bloodshot

Fatty McBurger is a descendant of Matty McBurger. Unlike the majority of the McBurger clan, who devoted themselves to remaining fit and healthy so as to better control and manipulate the masses, Fatty gave in to the temptations merited the family business and grew to a larger size than any McBurger had ever grown. He was hastily disowned from the family empire and banished from the McBurger star system.

After wandering aimlessly for years, he happened upon a ruined Conglomerate vessel that was being towed to a black market space station for auction. Despite not being the best at stealth, he managed to sneak aboard and pass out, where he remained unconscious for 4 days. Upon awaking, he was shocked to discover himself on a strange planet and surrounded by a riot.

After the ship escaped and things settled down, Fatty learned the ship he had stumbled into had been purchased by Anton Zerp and his crew - Briggs Dexmond, Grant Sud, and PG Copper.

Their objective: restart the Resistance that had fought against the Conglomerate so long ago.
Baron Leopold Frederick Legosi

A character in the debut Discord game The High Gate.

## Description

Baron Leopold Frederick Legosi of the THE Order of Kumquats is a rather eccentric fellow, a true man of the ages. His real name is just Fred Leg, but his sheer glory can not be contained in such a common, mundane name.

Baron Leopold Frederick Legosi of the THE Order of Kumquats is not aligned with either R.O.M.A.N or Shanducha, but instead holds a parcel of land in the middle of the two and has declared himself his own country of one man. His measly plot of land is 47 acres of is absolutely full of kumquats and he sells his fruity goodness to all nations for equal prices. No one actually messes with him or questions him because he has managed to convince everyone that his humble home of kumquats is also home to 14 very hungry dinosaurs. Even if he is bluffing, of what use would it be to come in and mess with the eccentric, self declared Baron?

Baron Leopold Frederick Legosi of the THE Order of Kumquats always carries his trusty bow and arrow. Everyone knows not to mess with his markmanship and that he once killed 200 men in a single night with only 25 arrows. His power is so much that people can actually hear a deafening beating whenever he just approaches, and everyone with half a brain succumbs to the noises and surrenders.

So, the actual truth is is that Baron Leopold Frederick is a complete doofus that doesn’t know how to use his bow at all. He can’t even tell the arrows apart from his bow. He’s just so gosh dern charismatic that he convinced everyone of this. The powerful beating that emanates from him any time there is danger? That’s just his heartbeat. He’s so scared that his heartbeat is so loud that everyone can hear him for a 1 mile radius. His only true power is his stoic face and having everyone convinced he is much more powerful than he actually is.

And kumquats. He has way more kumquats than anyone would ever need.

## The High Gate

In the game, Baron Leopold Frederick Legosi was one of the few chosen to go to the rift in the universe (locally known as the High Gate) and try to seal it before anything dangerous was allowed to enter through it.

Legosi's natural charisma saved his life from a horde of 97 angry Los Lobian troops, but he was shortly thereafter killed by an angry lumberjack named Bob who had been interrupted from a three-day stint on the toilet by the roving band.
Emre Celik

## **Biography**

#### **-Early Years-**

Emre from the Shanducha Empire. He was a tinkerer of sorts, globetrotting around the world to see where he could get work. He often repaired washers, aid robots and was known to assist in the construction of nuclear reactors or any weapon of mass destruction . If Mr. Celik was paid, this mechanic would do any job.

His reputable skills were well sought after, his mechanic understanding was second to none during the HILT States War . Mr. Emre Celik was known for assisting and funding Hospitals throughout the world, especially in the Nations of Roman and Brewtan . He often spent long periods of time in the snowy regions of Shanduchan territories. He was renowned for fixing the Sugar Cult's most prized chandelier pulley after a raid by Anti-Sugarists. However despite his association and support to these various groups, he was not bound to loyalty with any of them. His work was simply for his hometown, to which he would send rum and power for electricity. He would do anything for his people, as he once quoted: "Money is money."

He had a fondness for children and would never hurt a child as he wished children had a better world to inhabit.  He also would never hurt a child as he had premature gray in his hair and hated that his own childhood got stripped of him due to his appearance. Turkish men often thought that since he was grayed, he had to get to work. He never left his toolbox anywhere, which held any tool needed for any occasion.

#### **-100 Doors-**

At age 27 he was charged with the attempted kidnapping of Princess Fiametta. Unable to be proven true, Mr. Celik was imprisoned with six other suspects in the 100 Door Maze. He assisted his inmates in escaping and was with Abismo Luctus for a time.

Due to his bright personality and helpful reputation, Princess Fiametta deemed he could not be the kidnapper.

#### **-Legacy-**

After successfully escaping the 100 Doors Maze, Emre Celik was offered a position among the Princess' Royal Guards, to which he gladly accepted. His reputation restored, he enjoyed repairing the various mechanics on the Island and protecting the Princess.

Unfortunately, after the bombing of the Princess' Island ten years later, no record reveals the ultimate fate of Emre Celik. If he perished in its destruction, his death would have been at the age of 37.
Rory Killian

A 100% human guy, like seriously nothing suspicious here. But for some reason capable of eating literally anything on the ship. Tape measure. Tables. Whole frozen turkeys. His sorrows.

Rory has the strange (and definitely not inspired by any certain pink Nintendo characters) ability to take on at least some of the functionality of what he eats. For example, he eats a gun... boom, gun fists, at least for a little bit and it wears off. If he eats a table... boom, he can be a table. Etc etc.

Of course various things don't really work well, and wont give him any real advantage.

A side effect of this bizarre eating habit is a total lack of sphincter control, so at any moment he may suddenly realize he needs a toilet but, whoops, too late.
I Like Trains

I Like Trains was among the earliest of HILT games, and therefore mostly forgotten. However, that hasn't stopped us from shoehorning it into the canon with everything else!

## Background Edit

Shortly after a devastating war, the nations involved settled their differences and established an uneasy peace. A VERY uneasy peace. While their treaty forbade a war on their homelands, the continent of the Americas was mostly unclaimed, so as the nations grabbed for land, they found a loophole in their treaty by hiring mercenary armies to fight over the land for them.

## Story

The plot began, perhaps unsurprisingly, on a train. I know! I couldn't believe it either!

Set in Tsukonian land on the American continent, it told the story of a group of settlers heading west to settle newly claimed land. Unfortunately, the train was hijacked by a gang of robbers, causing some of the passengers to try fighting back.

Tragically, they all died doing so.

## Legacy

I Like Trains has gone down in history as being the only RPG in HILT wherein all the players died. Nobody made it out. It was a travesty. Hilarious, but a travesty nonetheless.
Ilsa Kunig

Ilsa Kunig is the head of the Public Relations Division in the Niiz K Corporation during the Hilt Space Saga.

## Biography

Like most of the upper echelon of Niiz K's business side, Ilsa was born on Ademar, the capital planet. Her position as head of the Public Relations department means she is the one most frequently in contact with the general public, fielding complaints, questions, etc.

Her latest endeavor has been informing the public about Niiz K's exploration attempts to find more solar systems to inhabit, and handling all purchase requests from the public seeking planets in these newfound worlds.
Hiltstory

Hiltstory is exactly what its name suggests. The history of HILT.

## Origin

For thousands of years, nobody thought to make detailed records of any of the notable events in HILT, outside of oral legends passed down through the generations, or immortal songs penned by Lewdwig Baitoven, Grouchy Bob, Brewtanian troubadours, and the like.

This all changed when Grant Sud, notable member of the Resistance, aided in rediscovering the long lost Shanduchan code and select intel from the older Resistance. Recognizing the value of these records, Sud made it his new life goal to carefully dig through all available histories and recompile a clear, understandable timeline of HILT events, hoping to use this knowledge for the betterment of HILT.

Many people have taken up this mantle, and are known as Hiltstorians. We are among the most respected members of society, beloved by all. Our greatest burden is *too much* adoration from the populace. Thousands of marriage proposals come flocking in yearly. A never ending stream of gifts and quin being thrown our way. But this is our lot in life.
Lewdwig Baitoven

In the far distant past, Lewdwig Baitoven was a composer and a loyal adherent to the principles of Rumania.

Through an extraordinary sequence of events that even he doesn't understand, he somehow became a crewman on a Rumanian navy vessel and bravely fought in the first war over Rum Isle. He didn't let this stop his musical career however, as he continued on composing odes to his fallen allies, foes, and toes.

He went deaf at a young age due to cannon fire. He went dead at an old age due to cannon fire.

Long after his tragic death, his music continues to be enjoyed by billions.

## Notable Songs

His rousing anthem, composed in the midst of the first war over Rum Isle, is one of his few choral pieces with lyrics. It is notable for being perhaps the only piece of music so incredibly beautiful and moving that even the most hardened Shanduchan soldier will be habitually reduced to tears over it.

* *Los Lobos and Brewtan, we were your number one fan*

*You gave your fleets that we may win*

*Forever will your legacy stand*

*Los Lobos launched their fleet*

*Lacking any fear*

*Should we ever meet again*

*We'll buy you all a beer*

*Against overwhelming odds*

*You never turned or fled*

*You share in our glorious victory*

*Even though you're all dead*

*Los Lobos and Brewtan, we were your number one fan*

*You gave your fleets that we might win*

*Forever will your legacy stand*

*Brewtan didn't really help*

*But at least you didn't try killin' us*

*We appreciate that you were chill*

*Instead of being villainous*

*You swore to share rum with us*

*If we fought against R.O.M.A.N*

*Hugh Jackman can stand aside*

*You were the greatest showman*

*R.O.M.A.N acted cowardly*

*Forever may they be shamed*

*And nothing personal against Tsukonia*

*It's all just part of the game*
Tom Summers

Starred in Lunette and the Return of Alpaco Rubiocino, sequels to the critically acclaimed QH-29. He was born in an underground city established after the Great Accident,

## Lunette

Tom Summers was an admiral in the police force of the underground city. He was swept up in the plot to save Lunette from the vengeance of a gang that she witnessed execute someone. A gang of randoms got together to help her, their job was to move her and her baby to the neighboring city where she would be free from the gang life.

They started off shooting a cabbie after trying to steal a hearse, both of which went horribly wrong. The police arrived on the scene in minutes impossible to have been true. Everyone was arrested but Tom used his position to take charge of the case. He had everyone taken to the station in the belief that he could do more good from there. However, upon arriving he too was arrested by the detective actually in charge.

They were all thrown in holding cells because no one believed Tom was telling the truth. He attempted to use his one phone call to verify his authority but for some reason, all communication is disrupted around him. This was definitely not intervention by an irascible gamemaster. So the team made up a story about being a marine platoon back from a war who just wanted to relax. However, a corrupt officer came in and verified their story, so they were set free on bail.

The corrupt officer led them to a nearby alley where they encountered 19 gangsters. Paco Rubio and COM' Prompt stepped forward to fight them while everyone else ran for their lives. Someone had the decency to cover Lunette with their body. Paco became Alpaco Rubiocino that day as he and COM' Prompt fought with honor and valor, taking every single one of the gangsters out, at the cost of COM's life. Al took one of the gangsters' hats and put it on COM's head as his final wish. Al rode out into the non-existent sunset, taking COM to rebuild him someday.

Meanwhile, everyone else met up with Felicia, who definitely helped out as things went on. They commandeered an armored vehicle from some poor lackey and tried to take the Chester Chestnut Memorial Tunnel between the cities but the evil gang fired rocket launchers and destroyed the tunnel before they could go through. So they turned around and drove to a city exit where they requested leave. The soldier tried to verify Tom's authority but since no radio communication is possible around him he just took him at face value and let them through.
Nina

Human. Maybe 21yrs old, idk.

She has black hair cut straight right past her chin, and her eyes slant slightly downwards.

Her mutation is that she has kinda like porcupine spikes all down her back and the back of her forearms and calves which she can use in many ways:

* Crouch into a ball and have a protective spikey shield all around her.

* She can also launch all her spikes (or just some of them) to attack but they take time to grow back.

* She also has 3 largest spikes that she can remove and use as swords/spears/orwhatever but they also take time to grow back. Some spikes may contain poison

* She also has a large tail with spikes.

She doesn't tell anything about her past, but she appears to be a happy peaceful person who wouldn't hurt a fly.

Because of being self conscious she wears a huge light blue poncho in attempt to hide her spikes though it's quite obvious (the poncho has many tears in it). The poncho has tons of pockets but they are all empty.
Tom Arvin

Tom Arvin is a character who first appeared in Sea of Blood 2: Harboring a Grudge. He may be appearing again in a future installment of the Sea of Blood saga.

## Biography

Tom Arvin is a sword buckling Internal Revenue Service agent of Shanducha. He also goes squid hunting as a hobby. He is about 28, fair with grey eyes. He may be related to the infamous X Winters family without realizing it.

Tom started with a group of other agents attempting to sabotage a Tsukonian harbor and its ships so they wouldn’t pose a threat to Rumania. Tom was chosen for his position in the greatly feared and respected black ops division in the IRS, which was a paramilitary agency devoted to enforcing taxes. They had security clearances higher than most military officers, and definitely more training and weapons.
Battle for Supremacy

A battle for supremacy between Shandücha, R.O.M.A.N, Brewtan, and Los Lobos.

## Beginnings

For many generations, the four nations lived in an uneasy state, with small skirmishes breaking out almost constantly between them. Finally, in response to an exceptionally intense disagreement between them all, it was realized nothing could be done except bitter, bitter war.

The sands of time have wiped away any trace of what the argument was about. But the victory is clear and well preserved.

## The Conflict

In advance, the four nations agreed to begin honorably. Each nation would send 10,000 troops into a secluded area and settle in opposite corners of the agreed upon battle field. From there, no rules.

Shandùcha formed an alliance with ROMAN. Together they defeated Brewtan, despite Brewtan coming upon a large group of 7,000 mercenaries who happily joined their cause. Then they turned their sights on Los Lobos. The ROMAN Commander tried to kill his lieutenant, which led to a civil war. ROMAN was destroyed.

Shandùcha would still have to conquer the huge walls of Los Lobos and their intimidating ballistae. On top of this, Shandùcha had few soldiers. But then... Los Lobos lost patience and charged his men out of the walls and directly into the defensive position of Shandùcha. The remaining men of Los Lobos were cut down.

Shandùcha was then recognized as a World Power. The first ever in HILT.

## Aftermath

Despite Shandùcha's rousing victory, the other nations lived on, thanks in part to each only sending 10,000 troops into a secluded area to avoid civilian casualties. But the overwhelming victory gave Shandùcha a noticeable advantage over the other nations for generations afterward.

The relative weakness of the other Big Four nations allowed for smaller, previously unknown nations to assert themselves on the world scene. Within less than 2,000 years, Tsukonia had developed into a world empire capable of taking on the Big Four and roundly trouncing them all (though Rumania, a philosophical movement, proved a considerably more difficult foe).

The use of dinosaurs in the battle by both Los Lobos and Shandùcha contributed to the comparative rarity of dinosaurs in HILT from then on. So many were killed that afterward, dinosaur spottings were rare and all unconfirmed. It is unknown if they died out or simply fled from the areas inhabited by humans.
Yanni Smithson

Yanni Smithson was a very forgettable character in the super memorable RPG *The Return of Alpaca Rubicino*.

## Biography

Yanni Smithson was a 12 year old child who dreamt of nothing more than being a gangster. He told people he wanted to join Alpaca Rubicino's gang, but in reality he had already joined the Clankers gang and was being sent undercover to try to assassinate Alpaca.

He failed due to making the horrific mistake of siding with PG Copper, who betrayed him, killed him, and then tried killing all their foes. He also failed when he blew up a jet engine backpack by accident.

Alpaca was rescued, and lived to be awesome another day.
Ojinjintka (character)

Ojinjintka is the central character of the RPG by the same name. She's a legendary mercenary from the time period colloquially known as the War of America.

## Early life

Ojinjintka (or Joey as she's known by her friends) was the name of a youngish Lakota woman from the central part of the Americas still run by natives. Faced with crippling poverty, she abandoned her home at a young age and set out alone, eventually becoming a mercenary, always on the move, never staying in one place too long. Despite a rap sheet pages long, she was never arrested or pursued too long by any nation, as sooner or later each nation would call upon her for a task.

## Joey's Seven

*Main article: Ojinjintka (RPG)*

Eventually Joey found it necessary to assemble a crew to aid her in her most difficult task. Busting her brother Mato out of a Los Lobian prison. For this, she called upon a few old friends.

* Darwin Ochoa, noted Veasles doctor
* Louise Ochoa, Darwin's wife and former airship pilot
* Chester Chestnut, jewel thief and pastry chef (hired out of Joey's love of blueberry muffins, not for his thievery)
* Lei'en Claude, synesthesiologist who had helped Joey out of a medical scrape previously
* Princess Fiametta, the last survivor of her island home

Together this crew made a name for themselves, tackling the most impossible of situations, or tricky sticky political situations that the Treaty of Rum Isle forbade the competing nations from getting involved in officially.
Tempest 1: Do Not Follow

The Tempest Saga is a 12-part story arc featuring a team exploring different planets, one by one, in a rescue mission to save an earlier team that has gone missing.

## Characters

The story arc features several returning characters and some new ones. Returning characters are:

* Bernard Roe
* Caymen
* Hanisin Cobb
* Krell
* Mara Rubik
* Monkey Quiroga
* Ty-Ren
* Uncle

New characters created for the series are:

* Andromeda Halifax
* Flower Farraday
* Little Redridinghood
* Plant People (aka Colonel Sanders)
* Yaku
The Corridor

"The Corridor" is the name given by Hiltstorians to the sequence of events that began HILT.

## Earth Prime

In 2018, a group of four men were brought out of retirement for a special assignment. A well known thief, Francois le Visage de Furet, stole a highly experimental and unstable time travel device known as The Corridor. Being inexperienced with such technology, he was unable to control it and thus was hurled randomly throughout time.

To prevent any difficult situations (such as Francois mucking up the timeline and rewriting history), the four men were given the second Corridor device and sent in pursuit of Francois. Their first stop landed them in what seemed to be a Wild West town, where they quickly recruited a local man named Morty to help them locate and apprehend Francois. Just as they found him, he jumped through time again.

Continuing the pursuit led them to a cave in prehistoric times, where some of the men tried wooing the cavewomen, and others were assaulted by sabertooth tigers. Morty died tragically.

## HILT

The next jump brought an unexpected development. After considering their surroundings, it became clear they were no longer in their universe, but rather a parallel universe, which later became known as HILT.

Placed firmly on the border between two nations - later named Shanducha and Los Lobos - they inadvertently restarted an ages old conflict between the two nations when one of their number, PG Copper, joined up with Los Lobos and attacked his three former teammates. Shanducha contributed forces and soon the battle was won. But barely.

The three men then captured Francois and his Corridor device. They decided together to bury their Corridor devices in a secluded spot and make new lives in Shanducha.

To this day, two Corridor devices remain. Somewhere. Possibly to be rediscovered and used again.
Anton Zerp

### Aliases

The Shan, Sugar Cultist, Gresdatsmat Verpustan Didi (Rebel Scum in Conglomeration)

## Overview

Anton Zerp was a merchant and trader of goods within the HILT universe. Possessing a good ship and loyal crew he made considerable money in his job. As time went by he became a resistance fighter, hoping to free his home world and others from the grip of the Conglomerate- an evil race of aliens who control most of the Galaxy. He is also famous for reviving the Shandüchan culture after it was destroyed by the invasion of the Conglomerate.
Leon Giovanni

Leon Giovanni is a character from the Acquiring QH-29 game.

## Description

Born in Italy, Leon Giovanni's father
was at the head of the mafia, and once Leon turned 18 his father forced
him to join. Leon begrudgingly joined his father. He witnessed all
the harm that the mafia did and decided he didn't want any part of it.
After 2 years he moved to the USA to escape his father.

By the start of the Acquiring QH-29 storyline, Leon is about 20 years of age.
Vulpis (Planet)

Vulpis is the name of the planet which harbored a race of hyper inteligent, and vaguely fox-like humanoid aliens known as the Vulpisians. Sadly in the Great conquest of The Conglomerate, the Vulpisians fell and were exiled to a massive space ship/station, and sent adrift into deep space, with all memory of previous events, culture and the like erased.
Son Ye Jin handled that fierce motorcycle scene for Philippine telco ad

South Korean actress Son Ye Jin was a total bad-ass riding a Ducati like it was nothing. There's one thing she liked about this campaign (television commercial), it was that she got to ride a Ducati bike, that she loved the campaign because the character she portrayed is a very strong woman, a badass chic and very different.

This commercial shoot was filmed held on July 18, 2020 in South Korea and official released on August 3, 2020 in the Philippine television networks.

Note: This photo was courtesy of Smart Communications Inc. from the Philippines.
Quinton Peterson

## **Biography**

As a young boy Quinten Peterson was very bright and helpful. He always wanted to give a helping hand whenever needed. His main love was finding challenges and puzzles, to overcome them.

He had fond memories of playing a game of chess with one of his closest friends. Every game played between the two, resulted in his loss, though Quinten never gave up until the day he won against his friend.

He was a known chess player - perhaps deserving the title of master - deeply memorizing each piece's role and brainstorming different strategies. From that point on, any challenge that appeared in from of him, he would face not just head on, but always thinking of many ways to overcome it.

Tragedy struck one day when he was 14. His closest unnamed friend was murdered. The suspect was never found. This affected Quinten so much that he dedicated himself to becoming a detective. His reputation gave him the title of a vigilante.

#### **-100 Doors-**

Charged with the attempted kidnapping of Princess Fiametta but unable to be proven true, Mr. Peterson was imprisoned with six other suspects in the 100 Door Maze. He assisted his inmates in escaping, travelling with Rangimarie Korero and Mahendra Morrelli throughout most of the maze.

He formed a solid friendship with Rangimarie. The two of them, due to their kindness and amused manner, changed the Crime Lord Morrelli's heart. The three stayed friends after their escape of the maze.

Due to his kind personality, comedic manner and helpfulness, Princess Fiametta deemed he could not be the kidnapper.

#### **-Legacy-**

Quinton Peterson was well liked by all and was offered a position among the Princess' Royal Guards, to which he gladly accepted. His reputation restored, he enjoyed playing daily chess games and protecting the Princess.

Unfortunately, after the bombing of the Princess' Island ten years later, no record reveals the ultimate fate of Quinton Peterson.
Princess Fiametta

Princess Fiametta must be referred to as such.

## Early Life

Princess Fiametta was born near what is known to most as Rum Isle, the firstborn child of the king and queen. Tragically, due to a horrific war that the royal family had nothing to do with, everyone was killed. Except for Princess Fiametta.

## Biography

As the only survivor with no living relatives, she wandered off to the American continent seeking a new life, where she wound up simply being a waitress.

After a time she noticed a young woman by the name of Ojinjintka sleeping outside in the rain, so Princess Fiametta took her in and cared for her around 6 weeks. One morning, she awoke to see Ojinjintka was gone with no explanation.

About five years later, Princess Fiametta got a call from Ojinjintka. She was in desperate need of help, as her younger brother had just been imprisoned by the Los Lobos government. After a daring prison raid which ended in a riot and the death of the infamous bounty hunter PG Copper, Princess Fiametta became a permanent member of Ojinjintka's crew of wandering mercenaries.

She can presently be found in the skies in the epic airship *Devastator*, stolen from PG Copper and piloted by Louise Ochoa.

## Skills

Most princess skills. For example, ballroom dancing, perfect posture and balance, fencing skills, gymnastics, and she can make excellent tea even just from rainwater. People are quite drawn to her and willingly give up or do most things for her just because of her outstanding unmatched beauty, her humility and charm.

She is often seen in a gleaming white dress, carrying a green laser pointer and a knife.
Lei'en Claude

Lei'en Claude gained fame as a member of what became known as Joey's Seven, a roving pack of mercenaries during the chaotic Wars of America immediately preceding the Great Accident.

## Physical description

### Height

5' 1"

Born in an uncommonly privileged household of multicultural political ambassadors in the North, Lei'en had access to everything she desired as a child. Diagnosed with synesthesia (audio + sight) at the age of 6, she used her uncanny ability to benefit the lower tier of society, much to the chagrin of her fellow socialites. With the aid of her access to higher education and Eastern medical training, she developed a form of sound therapy aptly named synesthesiology, employing measures of low-grade sounds and music to pinpoint weak areas of an ill person's body. She was well on her way to building a grand synesthesiologistic machine, but her peers and family members wished to commercialize it amongst the wealthy. She eventually moved out of the French Quarter of R.O.M.A.N territory and went to the North to avoid it becoming inaccessible to the populace.

She found herself eventually with a small medical clinic in the outskirts of the Province of Michigan, Shanducha. Due to losing her lab, Lei'en invented a portable tool called the CirVibre, a pair of expandable rings that, when worn together and activated, create a small radius of concentrated therapeutic sound waves directed to a specific injury.

## Ojinjintka

Lei'en stumbled into Joey, or rather Joey stumbled into the clinic after one of her mercenary run-ins left her with a nasty leg wound. After a couple of weeks of nursing her back to running form, Joey disappeared as covertly as she'd arrived, with nothing to show save for a small retractable blade left on the table as a thank you.

Nearly three years later, Joey called upon her for a favor, busting her younger brother Mato out of prison. The mission was a rousing success (despite the death of associate Chester Chestnut), and Lei'en became a permanent member of Joey's gang of mercenaries, playing an integral part of the defeats of PG Copper and notorious thief Crazy Eddie.

The last known record of Lei'en has her living aboard the *Devastator*, the zeppelin owned by Ojinjintka and her roving band of mercenaries.
Heinrich Gates

Heinrich Gates is the CEO of the Niiz K Corporation during the events of the HILT Space Saga.

## Biography

Like most affluent members of the business side of Niiz K, Heinrich was born on the capital planet Ademar. His family, already living in the most luxurious Niiz K planet, were always in the upper echelon of society. His upbringing fostered in him a desire to be the most powerful person in the region, and from an early age set about achieving that goal.

At the age of 17 his father got him a position in the company, and by 23 he had asserted himself with such aggression and confidence that he became the youngest member of the Board of Directors in Niiz K history. After just three years on the Board, the previous CEO died under mysterious circumstances (after having approved giving out a rare relief package to a suffering nation, asking nothing in return).

Heinrich quickly stepped into the vacated position after several more qualified Board members disappeared, but the official press release (which was made available mere hours after Heinrich took the CEO position) stated in no uncertain terms that they had simply retired to Rumanian territory and that they were happy there and there was absolutely no reason to bother trying to contact them.

Despite many critics voicing their objections to such a young man taking the job, Heinrich Gates has proven himself as the most effective CEO the Corp has ever had, implementing bold strategies that have brought heretofore unknown financial success to the already rich company.

In response to the critics, Heinrich repeatedly reminds the public that he is absolutely, totally, 100% in subjection to the President and Vice President of Niiz K and that he most certainly does not try to influence their decisions or deceive them in any way whatsoever.
Louise Ochoa

Louise Ochoa is a recurring character throughout many HILT games, and part of the much larger Ochoa family.

## Biography

Born in Tsukonia's European Spain territory, she began as an aspiring mercenary. Unfortunately, Louise's career was cut short by the Veasles plague. While seeking treatment she met Darwin Ochoa, and fell wholly in love with him. After she recovered, they married and she began working with him in pursuing a life of offering health care to the less fortunate.

After Darwin's apparent death, Louise returned to her life as a mercenary, becoming the airship pilot for Ojinjintka, the legendary vagabond mercenary, and helping to kill PG Copper among other assignments.

Eventually she and Darwin had a daughter named Abigail, followed ten years thereafter by a son, followed another ten years after by their final child Jacobim.

## Death

It's thought that Louise lived up until the Great Accident, during which her son Jacobim had a place set aside for her in the safe underground bunkers. Ever the compassionate thrill seeker, at the last minute she gave up her place of refuge for the benefit of a younger woman, at which point she got a lawn chair and a very large cocktail, where she could sit and watch the bombs, enjoying the show until the last moment came.
Twin Diamonds

Someone will surely come along later and fill this out properly, but for posterity sake this RPG was about a mysterious planet appearing in the galaxy, so a small team was sent to investigate while flying two giant diamond shaped spaceships.

They discovered the planet was in fact a giant space head, which promptly vanished as mysteriously as it had arrived.

Characters involved were Vanessa Cuaron and Ty-Ren (who subsequently appeared in the sequel Message on Azriel V); Caymen, professional flirter and nunchuck enthusiast; and Anthony Spade the mission's resident scumbag.
Oskar Pavelic

Oskar Pavelic is the Head of the Distribution Division in the Niiz K Corporation. In this capacity, he is usually the one who reaches out to nations in their initial contact, with the aim of establishing a good trade relationship with them.

In the current ruling party for the business side of Niiz K, Oskar is the oldest and longest serving of the team, having been head of the Distribution Division alongside the last three CEOs, having been the one who first recommended the interstellar highway project. However, his true business acumen was only brought to its full potential under current CEO Heinrich Gates, who appreciated his ruthlessness and his dogged determination to maintain profits under any circumstances.

In addition to establishing business contacts, Oskar Pavelic is also entrusted with much work in the matter of balancing risk assessments. When war breaks out, Pavelic is often the first one called for an analysis. To take sides and alienate one former customer, or cater to both and risk it being discovered and thus alienating both customers? Or to simply abstain and lose out on profit? CEO Heinrich Gates trusts no one as much as Oskar Pavelic to assist in making these decisions.

Of course, this also means that it is Pavelic's neck on the line when these decisions are made.
Scramble for Rum Island (RPG)

Scramble for Rum Island is less an RPG, more an idea.

## Belligerents

* Holy Robison Empire
* Pendeross Kingdom
* R.O.M.A.N
* Royal Navy of Purv
* Rumania
* Shanducha
* Tsukonia
* United Rooms of the Motorhome

## The Battle

After months of the navies sitting around twiddling their thumbs, pretty much nothing has happened in the way of physical activity. But the trash talk has been epic. Just like, savage man. Burns after burns.

Rumania has enjoyed a wonderful time exploring the deep blue sea. And getting lost. The sailors are uniformly too lazy to check the maps. They may not even be around Rum Isle anymore for all they know.
Francisco Chevrolet (Fede)

Francisco Chevrolet (or "Fede" as he was known by his friends) is a character who first appeared in the Ojinjintka series of RPGs.

## Early life

Born into the fabulously wealthy Chevrolet family, a group of tycoons in the heart of Shanducha's American colonies, Francisco was set to inherit the empire. Unfortunately, a tragic accident involving a log flume at the Detroit World Fair caused him to get separated from his family, and him at the tender young age of 5.

## Ojinjintka

Little is known about what happened to Fede in the intervening 7 years, until one day he reappeared, emerging from a blimp owned (stolen) by Ojinjintka and her band of roving mercenaries. He seemed mute, wore only underwear, and was carrying a multitude of dead snakes. Upon being discovered, he immediately fled into the R.O.M.A.N territory of New Orleans, whereupon he regained the ability to speak after hearing the word "milkshake" being spoken.

His new family had little time to rejoice before being attacked by PG Copper, who at first seemed to kill one of Joey's team, the beloved Doctor Darwin Ochoa (though he later turned out to be okayish). In the ensuing fight, the Devastator took to flight and Joey's entire team swarmed PG while Fede hurled snakes and a very very angry cat at PG's face. Somehow, they managed to win and defeat PG for good.

Upon returning to Detroit and learning that Fede was actually the heir to the immense Chevrolet fortune, he was promptly kidnapped by sometimes ally/sometimes enemy Kyp Chang, leading to a horrific fight for control over the Devastator, in which Joey's brother Mato was killed, but Fede was rescued.

Kyp escaped and remains at large.

## Later life

Fede, now going my the more respectable name of Francisco Chevrolet, assumed his position in the family dynasty and contributed greatly to the economic power of Shanducha's American colonies. Despite his wild childhood, he tried his best to raise his daughter Fenicia in a calm, respectable manner, and personally believes he did a very good job of it.
Ben Dexmond

Ben Dexmond was a member of the Brewtan Royal Family, and forefather to the famed Briggs Dexmond.

## Early Life

Not much is known about Ben Dexmond, he was however born in a Brewtanian colony, on Old Earth's moon. Later in life, Ben Dexmond tried to usurp the throne from the then ruling king of Brewtan, which ended very unsuccessfully, landing him a life sentence on the Kuiper Belt Union Penal Colony.

## Stabbed MANY 1 Dude RPG

The SM1D RPG is the first mention of Ben Dexmond, where he is found escaping the prison colony, only to die roughly 1 week later in some creepy guys basement.
Joao Di Brahia

Joao Di Brahia is a character who appeared in the Jeves' School RPG.

## Description

At least 7th
generation baker whose family is known for the Good Good Loaf, a
loaf said to cure almost all disease if made correctly. Only the Di
Brahia family knows the recipe and baking method.

Unfortunately
most of the ingredients are hard to come by now. It's now considered
a priceless treasure. But Joao is determined to keep it alive and
hire men to look for the the ingredients. He didn't know tho these
men were part of the MOBB (Mafia of Baking Brotherhood). So he had to
eliminate them.

Doing so he started a war with the MOBB. Now
a scuffled man leads his bread syndicate to eliminate the MOBB and
simultaneously finding the singular ingredients.

Disheartened
that he has turned to a life of killing and gang activity to keep his
family legacy alive, he stays up late drinking rum and baking, what
actually makes him happy. Looking forward to one day being a baker
again and leaving this life behind.
Trevor the Unicorn

Trevor's first appearance was a bit of a surprise. He has no memories older then a few days before his discovery. although many doubted his existence, he is real. although it is unknown how he came to be at this point, we believe he was a failed experiment of the RNP NERD deviation. He can heal if he finds rainbow grass.

### Abilities

Flight

Humor

Stabbing with horn

Stylish riding(the ability to make anyone riding on his back look super boss)
Paco Rubio (Alpaca Rubicino)

Paco Rubio is a character appearing in the RPGs Acquiring QH-29, Lunette, and the Return of Alpaca Rubicino.

## Description

Paco is an adventurous mountain man from the mountains of Brewtan, and he enjoys dressing in old fashioned Brewtanian garb. Because why not?

He is in his mid-20s and comes from noble blood. Despite his family's heritage they have plummeted into pverty and have been forced to live off the land in the Brewtanian wilderness.

Paco remains a very traditional person, and is often ridiculed when he travels outside the borders of Brewtan for his dress and mannerisms. In his homeland, however, he is praised for his true-to-roots lifestyle, and only ridiculed for his poverty.

He continues to be a smooth talker, but hides the fact that he can't read, including maps.

## Acquiring QH-29

Paco was among the group of people kidnapped, placed into a year-long state of stasis, and experimented on unknowingly. After their awakening and rescue, he and the others were shocked to realize they had all gained some form of super power. Unfortunately before Paco could fully make use of his new ability, he was arrested at the corporate offices of Francisco Chevrolet, and hasn't been heard from since.

But he was *definitely* not abandoned by Ajax Von Spee and Zacchaeus Morgana.

## Lunette

It turns out being abandoned by Ajax von Spee and Zacchaeus Morgana was the best thing that ever happened to Paco Rubio, as the prison he was dragged off to was underground, and thus he survived the cataclysm that came shortly afterward, famously known as the Great Accident.

Eventually he escaped from prison and tried reintegrating himself into the new, underground society of survivors. He was able to reunite with old friends Leon Giovanni and Fenicia Chevrolet, who almost immediately had a mission for him. Help safely deliver Lunette (widow of old friend Inaki Arreo) to a neighboring underground city, as her life had been threatened by the UGG.

In a decisive and life changing moment, Paco Rubio almost singlehandedly took out a squad of a dozen mobsters in an abandoned hallway. Spurred on by this, Paco immediately left behind his friends and mission, and left to wander off into the sunset (how? He's underground) to adopt his new persona. Alpaca Rubicino, the greatest crime lord the underground human society had ever seen!

## The Return of Alpaca Rubicino

Even the greatest crime lord ever can have a bad day. Alpaca found himself imprisoned by the Clankers, his rival gang. He was successfully rescued by frankly the weirdest team of heroes ever assembled (despite two traitors), and continues his amazing life, possibly to be documented in future stories.

## Space Age

Despite being long dead, by time the Space Age comes around, Alpaca's legacy lives on, inspiring a continuing crime family known colloquially as the Rubicinos. They have so far appeared solely in the short story It Happened One Week, but are so epic that surely they will continue to pop up from time to time.
Alonso Wells

Alonso Wells is a recurring character/NPC in the Space Age games and stories of HILT.

## Background

Alonso Wells serves as the chief of police for the Niiz K Corporation, having quickly risen through the ranks when all his superiors kept dying mysteriously. Wells was the initial chief suspect as he stood to gain the most from this, but was quickly proven to be innocent.

Despite working for the most morally corrupt nation ever known, Wells repeatedly shows himself to be primarily driven by a true desire for justice, peace, and stability. He will only *occasionally* violate those principles for financial gain.

He is often found working alongside Vanessa Cuarón and, to a lesser extent, Bernard Roe.

## Appearances

So far Alonso Wells has appeared only in short stories:

* The Wreckers
* Outside
Landon Cross

Landon Cross is a character who first appeared in Sea of Blood 2: Harboring a Grudge. He may be appearing again in a future installment of the Sea of Blood saga.

## Biography

A young and energetic Tsukonian pirate. Landon has spent his entire life at sea, being found adrift by a crew of pirates when his father's boat was destroyed in a fierce storm. Working his way on the ship he eventually became first mate. When the Captain died the ship was then his, along with the crew. Only to be betrayed in mutiny! After a blunderbuss shot that most thought to have killed him, they threw him to the sea. He nearly died, yet was spotted by a nearby fishing boat, and brought aboard. He now longs to be captain of a crew once again. And will do anything to make it happen. His quest for the title of Pirate King, has begun.
Heist of Deception

A heavily armored base owned by the Niiz K Corporation is rumored to contain highly valuable data that is very much wanted by an unseen force. They hire a ragtag team of bandits to break in and steal it. Seeing as it is a heavily armed, well defended base versus a ragtag team, take a wild guess who wins.

Points of interest: Game contains the return of General Hadropsey, as well as the introduction of Mara Rubik, about whom I'm sure someone will make a wiki page.
Mining Colony 7

Mining Colony 7 is a random mining colony located somewhere near the Union's penal colony in the Kuiper Belt, or "The Belt". On this colony, the original three characters in the "Stabbed MANY 1 Dude in the Eye" story, got the job to find, capture, or kill, and deliver the more than likely innocent businessman "Felix Untervelt" to some random stranger. He paid very well though, 1200 quin buys a lot of alcohol.