THE DUNHEIMER HORROR

There you are FRIGHT-FIENDS! It is I, your READER OF REVOLTING-READS. CREEPS, HERE! Come on into my CASTLE and welcome to EERIE-EDITION 84 OF CREEPS CASTLE ha-ha-ha. This FIRST FRIGHT-FEST, is about a girl who has quite a BONE TO PICK literally with some of her townsfolk! This TALE OF TERROR IN TOWN is called...

A few kids ran around a gravel pit together in the town of Dunheimer, New York, one day back in the Summer of 1944. The two boys and three girls all sang: Little Brown Jug and ran around and around each mound of gravel. "Hey, guys, watch this!" one of the boys said to the others and shot a BB gun, shooting a tin can off the top of one of the mounds of gravel. "Wow, nice shot Freddy" a second boy said to him. "Gee, thanks, Vinny" Freddy replied to him. Vinny fired his own BB gun at another tin can on top of another gravel mound, knocking it off. "Good shot, Vinny" Freddy said to him. "Thanks" Vinny replied. "You boys and your BB guns" one of the girls laughed at them. "Yeah, Catherine, they will shoot anything with those things" a second girl said to her. "Yep, Margaret, they would indeed" Catherine was telling her and rolling her eyes. "We are more sophisticated as girls right Jean?" Catherine said and asked the third girl. "Yeah we are" Jean responded, agreeing. "Whatever girls!" Freddy said to them with a smirk. Then Freddy, Vinny, Catherine, Margaret and Jean walked out of the gravel pit and through town. Suddenly, three teenage bullies came out of a store up, ahead of them and looked down the sidewalk. "Hey, look, it's the farm girl Catherine, fellas!" one bully said to the others. "Yeah, Douglas" the other two bullies laughed to him. When the kids got to them, they blocked their way. "Hey, wimps, out playin' again with Catherine eh? You know she's one of the pigs from her farm!" Douglas told Margaret, Vinny and Freddy. "Knock it off, Douglas please" Catherine begged. "Yeah, you heard her. Knock it off" Vinny said to Douglas. The kids took off running across the street and Douglas and the two other bullies chased them.

Vinny, Freddy, Margaret, Catherine and Jean ran out of Dunheimer and onto a farm then. They all stopped at a barn. As they were catching their breath, Catherine looked down the road out of town that they came, seeing the bullies running up it to the farm then. "Oh no here they come!!" Catherine said and they hurried into the open-barn. Douglas and the two other bullies ran into the barn and caught their breath. "You and you Dad are freakin' pigs of our town Catherine. We're gonna kill you both" Douglas said to her. Both Vinny and Freddy shot him with their BB guns. Douglas screamed in pain. "YOU TOO YA WIMPS!" he screamed at the boys, holding his stomach. "Kill them Wally!" Douglas told one of the other bullies. "No problem, Douglas" Wally responded and stabbed Catherine quickly within the shadows of the barn with a switch-blade-knife. She screamed and fell over out of the shadows on her face, dead. The other kids screamed and Margaret and Jean cried. Wally and the third bully showed switchblade-knives too and Margaret, Jean, Freddy and Vinny ran out of the barn. "Come on, Andy" Douglas said to the third bully and they ran off. A truck pulled into the driveway of the farm and a farmer got out, seeing the bullies running. "Hey, fellas, what are ya doin'?" he asked them and Douglas stopped in front of him, punching him in his face. The farmer screamed in pain, falling backwoods. "We'll take care of him Douglas" Andy said to him and as Douglas stood there, Wally and Andy ran and the sounds of stabbing were heard. Two weeks later, Margaret and Jean were out, in the backyard of a home together, sitting in the grass one day.

"We will get through this together Margaret" Jean comforted her. "I know we will. Thanks Jean" she replied and hugged Jean. Meanwhile, two policemen were walking around downtown-Dunheimer. "Still no sign of Douglas Willoughby, Wally Benson or Andy Smith, Al" one policeman said to the other one. "Yeah, Pete, they hightailed it out of Dunheimer here after murdering Catherine Miller and her Father" Al responded to him. "Hopefully we'll find those jerks" Pete said to Al. That evening, one short shadowy figure and one taller shadowy-figure wandered together through a graveyard. They moaned in whiskey-voices. Jean was asleep in a bed and a whispery-voice called from out the open-window of her bedroom: "Jean please help us. You, Margaret, Vinny, Freddy please all help us". Jean woke and went to her open-window, looking out and seeing the two shadowy-figures from the graveyard, standing down, in her side yard. "Catherine? Is that you and your Dad down there?" Jean called down, asking the shorter figure. "Yes" the short figure answered.

During the night, the bullies were drinking bottles of gin, as they stood by a barn. "Mr. Miller's truck drives pretty good fellas" Wally said to Douglas and Andy. "Yeah, Wally, it does indeed. The cops have no idea where we're at" Douglas responded to him. "Yeah, guys, and the old couple on this farm also have no idea about us. It's sure nice that they let us stay with them and work for them!!" Andy said to Douglas and Wally. As they drank together, Jean, Margaret, Vinny and Freddy all showed up. "Found them Mr. Miller sir and Catherine" Freddy said to the shadowy-figures behind them. Just then, the figures of Catherine and her dad stepped into the bright moonlight, revealing themselves as rotting zombies. Mr. Miller moaned in his whispery-voice, as he lurched forward in his black, white and grey plaid-shirt and black dress pants. He longer curly brown and grayish-hair blew eerily, as he peered at the bullies with his solid-white and pupil less-eyes. His flesh was a sickening-yellow, rotting and red slime oozed out of his zombified-mouth and down the right side of his shirt. Catherine Miller had no eyes, but her blackened-eye-sockets seemed to stare at Douglas, as she shuffled eerily towards him in her white dress. Her rotting-tongue hung out of her mouth. Black slime oozed out of her mouth, as her long, ratty-hair of brown with a blue ribbon in it, blew eerily. Wally, Andy and Douglas screamed in total terror. The zombie of Mr. Miller rose an ax in the air and hit Douglas in his head with the side of it, making him scream and fall. Wally and Andy screamed and the zombie hit them in their heads with the side of the ax also. They fell to the ground too.

Pete and Al were both sitting in a police station, smoking cigars at their desks. Mr. Miller's zombie lurched slowly into the police station, causing Pete and Al to gasp in surprised-horror, staring at him, wide-eyed. "Good evening, Office Pete and Deputy Al. It's me, Mr. Miller. My Daughter Catherine and I have caught Andy Smith, Douglas Willoughby and Wally Benson with the help of her Friends" the living-dead zombie explained to them in his whispery-voice. "Mr. Miller, it's you sir!!!!" Officer Pete and Deputy Al both said in fear. Margaret, Jean, Vinny and Freddy came into the police station along with the zombie of Catherine Miller who lurched slowly into the room. She was dragging Wally behind her by his arm, who was knocked out. The cops screamed when they saw her. The zombified-farmer walked out and came back into the room carrying Douglas and Andy over his dead shoulders, who were also knocked out. The zombies set the bullies in three chairs, as they came to. Officer Pete walked over to them and explained: "evening, fellas, this is a unique arrest. Deputy Al and I are going to sit back and watch Mr. Miller and his Daughter Catherine take it from here!". The zombie of Catherine licked Douglas on his cheek with her rotting tongue, making him scream, and then bit him in the cheek, making him scream more then. Mr. Miller pulled his ax into the room and rose it. The zombie lowered it and as Officer Pete, Deputy Al, Jean, Margaret, Vinny and Freddy stood watching, sounds of the ax cutting flesh was heard, among the screams of the bullies. Then, when the sounds of screaming and cutting stopped, the zombie of Mr. Miller carried the dead bodies of Andy and Wally over his dead shoulders out of the police station, lurching slowly. Catherine's zombie drag the dead body of Douglas by its arm out of the station as well, lurching slowly also.

Looks like that ending was quite a DRAG eh kiddies? Mr. Miller sure made it a CUTTING CLIMAX too hee-hee-hee-hee! He was DEAD ON with his ax heh-heh. Poor Douglas though, Catherine gave him LICKING aha-ha-ha-ha. Talk about TONGUE IN SHRIEK heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. At least she still looks cute with her BOO RIBBON in her hair ha-ha-ha-ha!