We're With the Band

****We're With the Band****
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We're With the Band

Broadcast Information

**Airdate**
April 13, 2020

**Production Code**
102b

**Viewers**
0.64 million

Credits

**Written by**
Mark Satterthwaite

**Directed by**
Adrian Thatcher

**"We're With the Band"** is the second half of the second episode of *Ollie's Pack* from Season 1.

Synopsis
*Ollie pulls two rocker monsters out of the pack for Battle of the Bands, attracting Andre and Bev.*

Plot
To all the amazement of all the other boys, Bernie has a new girlfriend, Blonde (voiced by Carmen Electra), who is in the fifth grade. Zach hears a rumor that Blonde is a sexual pleasure seeker because she gave Ichiro Smith, another male student a blowjob in a T.G.I. Friday's parking lot. The Harvey Girls and Richie Rich (voiced by Elizabeth Banks, Stacey Dash, Amy Seyfried and Glenn Howerton) hoping to spare Bernie's feelings, call Ollie, Cleo, and "The CW", who decide to warn him. To his friends' bewilderment, however, Bernie is ecstatic, even after Richie explains his belief that an American woman's mouth is the dirtiest thing on Earth. Bernie invites Blonde to go with him to T.G.I. Friday's after school, at which point she confesses that the rumor about her is true, but explains that the only reason she did it was because she became aroused after watching Crush4U (voiced by Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas and Donald Glover) perform. Consequently, Bernie takes Blonde to a Crush4U concert, with his friends disgusted by his intent. At the concert, many girls rave about the famous quartet, while Bernie seems to be having the worst time of his life.
After the concert, Blonde and several other girls are invited backstage, where they think Crush4U wants to have sex with them. Instead, Crush4U convinces them to wear purity rings as a pledge to abstinence and tell them to get all of their friends to start wearing them as well. To make his girlfriend happy, Bernie reluctantly begins wearing a purity ring. Bernie becomes dull as a result and ceases to spend time with his friends. Meanwhile, Crush4U wants to speak with their boss about wearing their purity rings. It is revealed that Crush4U are being forced to wear and promote purity rings by their fearsome, greedy, sadistic and foul-mouthed boss: Hugh Hefner (voiced by Seth MacFarlane), who berates and beats them when they complain that the rings are overshadowing their music and projecting the wrong message. Hefner explains that the rings allow them to give sex to young girls while giving the appearance of innocence and purity. Concerned for Bernie, Audrey, Lotta, Richie Rich and Dot attempt to confront the Crush4U at a televised appearance in San Francisco, but Hugh, believing that the girls and Richie have been hired by either the Penthouse magazine or Bob Guccione to sabotage the Playboy magazine, tranquilizes them and takes them as his prisoners.
When Richie and the girls regain consciousness, they are backstage at a Crush4U concert, where Hefner at first interrogates them, then threatens to kill them with a chainsaw. As Hugh Hefner once again rants about his true intentions, insulting the Crush4U fans, and Christians, Dot and Lotta stealthily turn on the microphone and shortly after raise the curtain, and Hefner's anti-youth and anti-Christian rant is heard by both the concert-goers and the national television audience. The crowd turns on Hefner after his scheme is exposed and Crush4U leaves the stage in a huff. Enraged by the crowd's boos, Hefner grows to gigantic proportions and begins breathing fire and destroying Bay Area. It's unknown what became of him after this, as the news reporter states that Hefner merely returns to Valhalla to slumber and feed. Blonde and Bernie remove their purity rings, and Blonde suggests they go to T.G.I. Friday's, presumably so she can perform oral sex on him. Afterward, Bernie contracts syphilis and dies for the first time since Season One, proving Wowski's warning about American women's mouths correct.

Characters* Ollie Allen
* Cleo
* Bernie
* Captain Wowski
* Andre
* Bev
* Rocker monsters
* Vice Principal Magna (Cameo)
* Rocker Employee

Trivia

 Season 1 | "New Kid on Campus"/"The Chosen One(s)" • "Major Snooch"/"**We're With the Band**" • "The Chosen One...Stinks"/"Not Another Superhero Movie" • "Getting Oldie With It"/"Sick Day" • "Cleo for President"/"The Janitor" • "Lord of the Caf"/"Doom for Rent" • "Charmed and Dangerous"/"Science Unfair" • "Ollie Dogs"/"Camp Magna" • "King Swelly Belly"/"Yard Sale Fail" • "Sorry to Father You"/"Race to Sploosh Mountain" • "Cool Hand Wowski"/"Big Bern" • "Lil' Baby Ollie"/"Nightmare Frightscare!" • "Hollie Monitor"/"Sister Save Me" • "Chancy Rancy"/"The Monsters V. Ollie Allen" • "History of Portshill"/"Trio's a Crowd" • "The Chosening"/"Crush it Ollie" • "Ollie Doubles Down"/"The Great Grade Grab" • "Ollie's Monster Club"/"Ollie's Shadow" • "Slice of Life"/"Goodnight, Sleep Fright" • "Ollie in the House"/"The Ollie Files" • "Sour Power"/"Birthday Shmirthday: A Cleo Badette Documentary" • "Separation Anxiety"/"The Take Over" • "Release the Hound"/"Cube is the Loneliest Number" • "Unblocking Bernie"/"Photo Finished" • "Time Warped"/"Inspector Ollie Allen" • "Back To The Pack Part 1"/"Back To The Pack Part 2"