Todd Howard

Todd Howard and Vanessa Hudgens are married, she is to be put into the Elder Scrolls 6 as an NPC, Todd and Vanessa meet on the set of Skyrim, The Musical and fell in love. They have 3 children, Todd Howard Jr, Vanessa Howard Jr, and Heather Howard. He is an enthusiast of the video game Skyrim which he was part of the game making process for the 2011 game. Skyrim has been released a record amount 9 times. On this Vanessa said ¨You gotta do what cha gotta do to pay the bill you understand?¨ Though it is understood she was high at the time. Todd and Vanessa have been destined to be married since they were 5 when their parents were neighbors. Vanessa talked about this in an interview in 2013 saying ¨I never thought I would end up with him but when it all came together at Skyrim I just knew I was meant to be with him, so we got married 3 days later after copious amounts of sex.¨ Todd also said ¨Dude I filled that up so much I think shes gonna have twins now.¨

Todd Howard recently stated that “I do plan on releasing Skyrim a 10th time for the Gameboy Advance port.” There was significant backlash as people asked where he was at on Elder Scrolls 6 but he simply added “We have some new exciting content for The Gameboy Advance”

He also announced he was making his run for President official with a speech at the Nebraska College of Technical Agriculture “I am excited for this this run at President with my great wife, Vanessa Hudgens… I also want to say my Secretary of State is going to be Todd Howard Jr.” This statement was met with much surprise from voters as one named Julian Asange said “I was surprised at his run for President but I am excited none the less” So far Howard is the Bethesda Parties top candidate and is looking good for 2024. President of Bethesda Vlatko Andonov said ¨We are excited for Todd´s campaign and look forward to his future running for President.¨ Todd was recently endorsed by leading California Candidate for Governor Dr. God Johnson, Ph. D, MD, Columbia University

Todd Howard had to suspend his presidential election in 2024 due to his underlying medical condition known only as being a rich douche bag. Dr. God Johnson, Ph.D, MD, now PharmD, Columbia University said he likely contracted it during a visit to eastern Asia. When Vanessa Hudgens was asked about the subject she said quote "What the f\*ck are you doing in my house". Potatoes are actually only the third most consumed root vegetable in the united states the majority of what are sold as potatoes are actually ground nuts. Todd Howard also happens to be 5"6

Todd and Vanessa recently announced they are expecting their 4th child and when asked if they had any names in mind they said ¨We are considering names like Shakespeare, and Big Hot Sexy Man.¨ When asked about girls name they said ¨Big Hot Sexy Woman and XXXTentacion were their top choices.¨

    Back when Mr. Howard was a wee lad, he single handedly caused Elvis Presleys overdose by talking about this cool game he wanted to make on November 11th, 2011. When Vanessa Hudgens heard about this in an interview for the hit movie "Tick, Tick........BOOM!" she stated, "What an American Hero!" Which was very true yes indeed. It has been fortold in ancient hyroglyphics that Todd Howard was destined to cause the TOOOOOOTALLLLY tragic death of Elvis, as he was also stated to be the anti-christ. When told about this, Vanessa Hudgens famously got excited and said "This is amazing! This means that my gaping crust hole has been used by the anti-christ! Oh, Happy happy day!"

Myths say that if you say Todd Howard's name in a dark room with candles lit looking into the mirror, elder scrolls will be ported to another console.

    Todd Howard was recently said to release a song with Vanessa Hudgens, which caused a lot of popularity for the couple. However, when the song was released, it turned out just to be a parody of "Gaston" From the hit movie/musical "Beauty and the Beast". "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE FUCKS LIKE GASTON! IS A CUCK LIKE GASTON! NO ONE GETS WITH A MAN AND THEN SUCKS LIKE GASTON!!" This was met with alot of criticism by fans. When Todd heard about this, he shot up an office building in Maryland. When the shooting was taking place, helicopters and fans where all around the building, which were then met by a blood stained Todd Howard and when the news ran up to him, he said: "A delicious new port of the game is coming to an arcade machine near you!" This famous speech had fans raving for the next port to be released, and is stored in history books to this day.

In recent years, it has come to the attention of Todd and Vanessa that their sex life is getting a little boring, with all the copious amounts of it and all. So, they decided to fix this by hiring Dwayne "The Rock" (Literally) Johnson to help out. When Dwayne heard about this opportunity, he instantly said yes, and decided that on their meeting, he was going to teach them some things about the awesome world of seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex. When they met up, The Rock had brought a white board to illustrate his teachings. This event lead The Rock to famously say "It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour." (dat bussy)

Todd Howard recently announce the new DLC for Skyrim, in which you get to play as Todd Howard, in an interview about the new DLC he said ¨I was like Oh my god! Its me! Todd Howard!¨ the interviewer was very confused at this statement. When asking Vanessa Hudgens about the new DLC she said ¨I´m so excited for Todd to have himself in a game, I knew it was his dream to be in a video game of his own ever since the first time we met.¨ He also announced he is back in the running for President after he was cured of being a rich douche bag after losing all his money in Vegas. He said ¨I´m very excited to be back in the race along with the new DLC we have coming out. We might even have a new game in the next 20 years!¨

Todd Howard was also on the Japanese street racing scene in the mid nineties to early two thousands, he was famous among much of the Japanese region. He was famously seen on Mt. Haruna in a 1983 Toyota Trueno the Trueno went on to win every single race it ever competed in. Todd defeated drivers in cars far, far, more advanced than his own. Without fail, he won against each and every one, eventually, on the back end of his racing career, he went on to dominate the entire Kanto prefecture. Eventually the Japanese street scene died, and Todd returned to America to continue the Elder Scrolls series.

Todd Howard recently ascended the throne to godhood The Washington Post says "Howard walked up the stairway to heaven in Sudan and came back as god, he recently made Skyrim the only playable game on consoles." Howard said in a statement afterwards "I am excited for this new opportunity at godhood and look forward to giving Skyrim some new ports and some possible upgrades, even a possible Elder Scrolls 6." His wife Vanessa Hudgens said "I am glad to be first lady to Todd, he will make a great god and an even better Lord all Mighty." Howard also recently took Sudan as the place of his "Infinite Wisdom"

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Skyrim Port

Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the Seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.

The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.

None could stand before the horde but the Skyrim Port. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Skryim Port's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed.

And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Skyrim Port in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void.

Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Skyrim Port, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Skyrim Port was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.