Killer Atmosphere

Killer Atmosphere is the sixth episode of Club Serenity. The transcript is as follows:

Cleo: Last time on Club Serenity, Olga won again and it was Stef who went home. I wonder what will happen this time on... Club Serenity!

Rosemary: I can’t wait to get out of this mess!

Rosemary (Cabana): Now I know what hell is like. It was way better in my mansion. (beat) I think I’m starting to sound a little conceited.

(Omar and Donna sit in the same room, talking)

Omar: I can’t work up my courage to ask King if he feels it, too!

Donna: You can do it. I know you can.

(later that night, Marisol is patrolling the beach)

Marisol: DILLON? DILLON!

Kariss: Any sign of her?

Marisol: No! Where is she!

Cleo (Loudspeaker): Attention! An escaped convict is on the loose! Please take cover!

Marisol: This can’t be real.

Kariss: (unsheaths a knife from her bun) Doesn’t matter! Let’s go!

Marisol (Cabana): (terrified) Has she had that in there for the last 3 weeks?! I might need to give Kariss a background check.

DiAngelo: (looking through the cupboards) Where are the baked beans? (A cloak figure walks up behind him) Olga, I told you not to...AGH!

(Cleo gets in a limousine and drives off)

Xiomara: Oh, woe! We are cursed to die on this forsaken island!

Xiomara (Confessional): I had to bring a thesaurus for this show. I’m almost through with the Fs.

Kyle (Confessional): This is obviously a challenge, but either way, I’m hiding. That will give me the advantage.

(Donna and Rosemary hide in a closet)

Rosemary: Is this how people in regular houses sleep?

Donna: (laughs) You’ve got a lot to learn.

(Xiomara is up in a tree, King and Omar have locked themselves in a bedroom, Kariss is leading Marisol through the kitchen)

Marisol: This is dangerous....

Kariss: I’ve got this. (silence) Marisol? Marisol? Ah, [redacted].

(Cleo has a sheet with the contestants’ faces on them; Dillon, DiAngelo, and Marisol are crossed out) Good luck...

(cloaked figure pounds on Xiomara’s tree; Xiomara stays motionless)

Cloaked Figure: (grunts, climbs up tree)

(Xiomara jumps out and runs off)

Figure: Grrr! (walks back towards the villa)

Donna: And that’s how college students eat and stay out of debt.

Rosemary: (genuinely interested) Fascinating!

(Figure approaches the kitchen, where Kyle is hiding, and starts throwing open cupboards)

Kyle (Cabana): I was like, this is how I die. Ambushed in a cabinet by a serial killer. I started to say my prayers. I never say my prayers. I’m not even Christian!

(Figure opens Kyle’s cabinet; he screams like a girl)

(Olga and Dos are stuffed in the hot tub under the tub cover)

Olga: We will never speak of this ever again.

Dos: Agreed.

(Cloaked figure knocks on the door to the room that King and Omar are in)

King: I don’t wanna die yet!

Omar: King, if this is the end, I just, I just have to- (takes King and kisses him, King embraces it)

Omar: I’m sorry if that was weird, but-

King: No. I kinda liked it. (they kiss again as the figure breaks in)

(Cleo crosses Kyle, King, and Omar off of her list)

(Figure takes off hot tub cover)

Olga: Well, this is awkward. AAAAAAAAHHH!

Dos: I second that. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

(Cloaked figure approaches Donna and Rosemary’s closet and bangs on the door)

Donna: AH! WE’RE GONNA DIEEEEEE!!!!

Rosemary: I HOPE MY MAKEUP ISN’T RUNNNIIIIIIING! ALSO, DONNA, I HAVE TO CONFESS!

Donna: WHAT?

Rosemary: I WAS THE DEFINING VOTE AGAINST CHARLOOOTE!

Donna: IF THIS GUY DOESN’T KILL YOU, I WILL!

(Xiomara’s phone rings)

Xiomara: Simone?

Simone: Trix? Where are you?

Xiomara: Shhhh! Stop calling me Trix! Call me X.

Simone: Trix, I know you’re scared, but you don’t have to-

Xiomara: Okay, byyyyyyeeeeeee! (hangs up)

(Figure sneaks up behind her)

Xiomara: Ah, crud.

(Figure sneaks up behind Kariss)

Kariss: (not looking) Back off, playa.

(Kariss throws her knife behind her, missing the cloaked figure by an inch)

Kariss: Back off.

(Cleo intervenes)

Cleo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! PG, people. This is just our intern, Aidan! (removes the hood)

Aidan: I don’t get paid.

Cleo: Hahahaha! Nobody cares about your opinion, Aidan. Go away.

Aidan: Whatever.

Cleo: Kariss, choose three people to be in the Slop Shack!

Kariss: Donna, Rosemary, and Kyle.

Rosemary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Donna: (glares angrily) You know you’re going home, right?

Cleo: Welcome to the elimination ceremony! One of you will be the fifth person voted out of Club Serenity. The votes have been cast, and I will now read them aloud. The first vote is for.... Rosemary. The second vote... Rosemary. Rosemary, Rosemary, Rosemary, Rosemary. Six votes Rosemary. Kyle. That is six votes Rosemary, one vote Kyle. The next vote and the fifth voted out of Club Serenity- ah what the heck. Rosemary, time to go. Please pack your bags.

Rosemary: Bye, Donna. I’m sorry!

Donna: I thought I heard something. Strange.

(Rosemary exits)

Cleo: Well, off to the jury house for Rosemary! What will become of King and Omar’s relationship? Will Xiomara keep her secret? Will we ever figure out how Kariss keeps a knife in her hair? We’ll find out next time on... Club Serenity!