2002 Nightdona 500

The 2002 Nightdona 500 is a Piston Cup race held at Nightdona International Speedway. It's one of the races for the two part-time racers Aiken Axler and Sage Vanderspin. It's very historic for the chaos of Slider Petrolski and Bursh Curber crashing into the wall of turn 3 with Curber flipping into flames landing upside down. Curber retired and was replaced by McCoy, racer 33, until the Texas 350, race 7 (and during the events, Chuck Armstrong was racer 34 for Mood Springs and Dirkson D'agostino was racer 56 for Trunk Fresh). Out of all of them, Lane Highbanks was the only racer to finish 1 Lap Down.

The Birth of Beep Axler in 1 Year.

## Transcript

### Ricky Hoodson Proposes to Candace Axler

* Marco Bulliron: Heh! Oh boy! Jenny’s gonna get the surprise of her life, right, Ricky Hoodson?
* Ricky Hoodson: Yep. This is her lucky day!
* (Ricky Hoodson lets go of a branch, which swings back and hits Marco in the mouth. Ricky Hoodson turns to the band, wedding guests and others, apparently just out ofsight of Jenny’s cottage.)
* Bob Cutlass: Welcome Ricky Hoodson.
* Ricky Hoodson: I’d like to thank you Bob all for coming to my Piston Cup. But first, I better go in there and… propose to the girl!
* (The minister, the Pitty, and the others laugh heartily. Camera pans quickly to show the bimbettes crying their eyes out.)
* Ricky Hoodson: (To Ratchet) Now, you Ratchet. When Lucy's mother and I come out that door--
* Marco Bulliron: Oh I know, I know! I strike up the band! (He turns and begins directing the band in "Here Comes the Bride." Ricky Hoodson slams athe wall.)
* Ricky Hoodson: NOT YET!!!!
* Marco Bulliron: Sorry.
* (Cut to interior of cottage. Candace Axler is sitting in a chair play the nascar app. There is a knock at the door. She puts the book down and walks to the door. and pushes the door open.)
* Candace Axler: Ricky Hoodson, what a pleasant… surprise.
* Ricky Hoodson: Isn’t it though? I’m just full of surprises. You know, Candace. There’s not a girl in town who wouldn’t love to be in your shoes. This is the day your dreams come true.
* Candace Axler: What do you know about my dreams, Ricky Hoodson?
* Ricky Hoodson: Plenty. Here, picture this. A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little color, massaging my no tire, while the little ones play with the dogs. We’ll have six or seven.
* Candace Axler: Fuel?
* Ricky Hoodson: No, Candace. Strapping oils, like me!
* Candace Axler: Imagine that. (places a mark in it, and puts it on the shelf.)
* Ricky: And do you know who that wife will be?
* Candace Axler: Let me think.
* Ricky Hoodson: You, Candace!
* Candace Axler: Ricky Hoodson, I’m speechless. I really don’t know what to say.
* Ricky Hoodson: Say you’ll Oil me.
* Candace Axler: I’m very sorry, Ricky Hoodson, but I just don’t deserve you. (She twists the knob and the door opens)
* Ricky Hoodson: Whoa! (causing Ricky Hoodson to lose his balance and tumble out the door and into a mud puddle.)
* (The Piston Cup band begins to play "Here Comes the Bride." Marco Bulliron, who is directing the band, looks down and sees, Marco Bulliron cuts off the band, and with the pig on top of him. He tilts his head, and the pig slides down his back.)
* Marco Bulliron: So, how’d it go? (Ratchet Tankson Picks up Marco Bulliron)
* Ricky Hoodon: I’ll have Racers for my Sponsor, make no mistake about that! (Ratchet Tankson drops Marco Bulliron into the mud.)
* Marco Bulliron: (*To Pierre*) Touchy!
* Pierre: Grunt Grunt.

## Results

1. Fred Jones - 500 Laps +45
2. Manny Flywheel - 500 Laps +42
3. Kevin Racingtire - 500 Laps +41
4. Billy Oilchanger - 500 Laps +40
5. Crusty Rotor - 500 Laps +39
6. Mac Icar - 500 Laps +38
7. Aiken Axler (Part-Time) - 500 Laps +37
8. James Cleanair - 500 Laps +36
9. Ralph Carlow - 500 Laps +35
10. Todd Marcus - 500 Laps +34
11. Dale Jr - 500 Laps +33
12. Steve Myers - 500 Laps +32
13. Bradley Locke - 500 Laps +31
14. Kevin Carvick - 500 Laps +30
15. Aiken Axler - 500 Laps +29
16. Gerald Leadfoot - 500 Laps +28
17. Sage VanDerSpin - 500 Laps +27
18. Kazuma Starside - 500 Laps +26
19. Sky Lewis - 500 Laps +25
20. Jimmie Johnson - 500 Laps +24
21. Steve Park - 500 Laps +23
22. David Sweet - 500 Laps +22
23. Stace Cyper - 500 Laps +21
24. Lilly Cornflake - 500 Laps +20
25. Tony Gaswart - 500 Laps +19
26. Ruby Storm - 500 Laps +18
27. Ryan Thunderbolt Jr - 500 Laps +17
28. Dirk Revfender - 500 Laps +16
29. Millie Teal - 500 Laps +15
30. Dale Carret - 500 Laps +14
31. Ruby Oaks - 500 Laps +13
32. Darren Leadfoot - 500 Laps +12
33. Abbey Parker Sr - 500 Laps +11
34. Zack Oilchanger - 500 Laps +10
35. Michael Cartrip - 500 Laps +9
36. Jacob Dave - 500 Laps +8
37. Benny Shiftright - 500 Laps +7
38. Fred Faster - 500 Laps +6
39. Dirkson D Agostino - 500 Laps +5
40. Lane Highbanks - 499 Laps +4
41. Slider Petrolski - 399 Laps (Crash)+3
42. Brush Curber - 399 Laps (Crash) +2
43. Johnny Blamer - 2 Laps (Engine)+1