Intranet

The Intranet is a forum created by Polyhistor students to talk to each other using usernames.

The Intranet is explicitly free of memetic attacks and magic. While it
theoretically can happen, they would have to beat the ADMIN systems.

 A database of what is known about usernames on the intranet was made by a fan here. While somewhat out of date, the information in it is accurate.

## People on the Intranet that have ordered paintings from Mikelle McDowell on commission

milkTells

* You do commissions right? I've got a small one, nothing big. I want you to paint a hydra fighting an ancient greek spear wielder. Make it suitably dramatic and actiony, please. I'll play 2 credits for it, and a third if it is exceptionally good. Get it to me in three days, if you would. Thanks in advance.

QuorVarGulp

Your fourth commission is a simple, if strange one. Your patron, QuorVarGulp, wants a painting of a family heirloom restored to good condition. The images sent show a heavily tarnished, slightly-dinged gold coin of unrecognizable origin, complete with teeth-mark indents. Internet searching does not reveal a match, so you are stuck creatively reinterpreting the model. The end result of two hours work is a two panel image, depicting the two sides of the gold coin engraved with your best guess as to the actual etching. You kept the teeth marks as they made for a distinguishing feature.

You take a quick picture to add to your sample images, and ship off the actual piece.

+1 Credit

## Other Usernames on the Intranet:

Alzar (4th year now dead)

QWERTYhunk (Adrian Dufort)

YulGal

Wavewaker

MathMaker ( Admin and knowledge broker now graduated )

Dark\_Stranger ( Mikelle McDowell )

SAYOnara (member of the Theater Troupe)

SamWise

Shoodaloop

MorgLue (malware Troll)

mostadon

GarGarGar

pentaZu

QuorVarGulp

foo

LifeUniverseCheese

ZombieFucker

cuntbuster

BoomZoomGoon

djHouzer

ZuesThunderGod

mort

DudeeDude

woo

Thespian\_of\_Slums (Sam Graham)

doggyPetter

notPerson

MonkeyMan (member of the Theater Troupe)

fornMax

dunDunDun

Tpworl

SWUNT

CallToArms

swater

fRood

RUNMOTHERFUCKERS

Zuulan

SemenSailing

Stubby

Loogie

Olz

LooL

YSmit

Froonth

Finsher

Woosta

Sooooooooo

WindowLicker

KingOfKings

Sasquatch

GoodGuy

Alpha (has a precognition power allowing him to post copy and post people's posts before they post them)

QAZ

Toblerone

SoftFly

PBox

Sandalphon

Tooboo

LadyKiller (Mel) Is not allowed to post pictures unless requested to.

TulArt (Ricardo, Ex-president of Art Club)

Turniper

osomo

doggyPetter

Swin (real name Chet Eugene Rains Former Second year. Now dead. Was used as a wraith)

ToDeathIPart (Lin Boqin)

engorgedtulips

YaoiOTP (Terri Wrightsworth)

blue\_shell

MisterPotatoFace

BondageViola (probably Trish)

Threaded (Daphne)

ElectricSlide (second year AV Club)

TocksALot (member of the Theater Troupe)

## References

1. ↑ https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/polyhistor-academy-year-two.6716/page-19#post-1630085
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/polyhistor-academy-original-setting-survival-quest.614/page-29#post-117757
3. ↑ https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/polyhistor-academy-original-setting-survival-quest.614/page-19#post-117444
4. ↑ https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/polyhistor-academy-year-two.6716/page-161#post-1969342