Coney's TRANSPARENT TELESCOPE

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**Robot Peashooter: Coney's TRANSPARENT TELESCOPE** is the 15th episode of Robot Peashooter. It aired on August 14, 2020.

## Synopsis

I LIVE ONCE AGAIN! And, to start off my return, have a Robot Peashooter episode! The Zombies are up to their usual antics again, especially Coney! Beware of the wild STAMPEEEEDE!

## Plot

Factor is riding a horse and urges him to go forward. Norm & Coney are watching from nearby, and Norm asks if Factor is aware his horse isn't real, but Coney urges him to let him believe.

In a field, Snow Pea meets with Winter Melon and asks if he's seen Arnold, so she can make sure he doesn't attack the house, and Winter Melon says he'll keep an eye out for him.

Head Zombie introduces Coney to a telescope, and Coney immediately declares "I know what I must do!" and runs off. As Head Zombie counts down from 3, Coney returns with Newspaper and uses the telescope to look inside his head. Head Zombie claims the telescope doesn't work like that, but Coney runs off to get another zombie.

On the ground, the EEE's are being flicked at Norm, and he asks "why do I keep getting EEE's?"

Slim is hanging from the rafters and wonders how long he has to hang there until the blood rushes to head. From the floor, Jedidiah tells him to do it for 30 minutes, but Slim promptly falls. Jed yells at him, asking how they will make him into "Bat-zombie" like this, with Slim suggesting they try "Spider-zombie" instead.

Boomer opens a door and is excited to find a TV inside, which he promptly ends up stuck in.

Coney brings the Zombie that Moves his Head to the telescope, with Coney saying the inside of his head is "like someone went back to 2009." Head Zombie yells at him to leave, but he doesn't.

Potato Mine tries to get Robbie to come close to him so he can blow him up, but Fire Gourd shows up looking for his hat, causing them both to be blown up. Robbie admits that he "dodged a bullet there."

Still looking for Arnold, Snow Pea emerges from a pot.

Coney brings Ed back to his telescope and reveals he has a lot of bagels in his head. Head Zombie asks if he has somewhere to be, and that causes Coney to leave. Meanwhile Ed, having overheard the bagels thing, claims "my life is a lie!" and runs out a nearby window. Coney, meanwhile, brings back Dr. Zomboss and looks at him through the telescope, seeing "grounded," plates, brains & Pop Smarts in his head, but no pants. Zomboss questions this, and Coney reveals he stole them, running off "to the mall," as Zomboss gives chase, with Head Zombie counting down from 3 until Zomboss tells him he is "in so much trouble!" Ducktube then appears and asks if Head Zombie wants to go to Taco Bell, with the latter looking through the telescope and declaring Coney was right. Ducktube wonders about this, but he insists it is nothing; after Ducktube leaves, Head Zombie reveals his head was full of ducks (and for some reason, one swan).

Snorkeler, outside of his outfit, is walking down a hall, when he sees someone (apparently Coney, due to the voice) and quickly runs off. He then tells Coney not to look at him, but the zombie doesn't recognize Snorkeler until he puts on his snorkel, after which, he notes that "Snorkeler's naked." Snorkeler claims he is not defined by one simple object, but his snorkel falls off and Coney doesn't recognize him.

Snow Pea continues her search for Arnold.

Captain DeadBeard sneaks up on Dark Spud Potato, Danny Boy & Rolly, who don't notice him. However, a Pirate Minion appears and asks if they want to lose their eyes, which they do not. The three then leave, causing DeadBeard to fall; he yells at his minion for this and chases him away.

An EEE has fallen into the Chompinator, and Super Brainz flies in to save the day! The Chompinator asks "he does know the EEE was right there, right? Idiot."

The three Mummy Zombies stand atop each other and confront Mac, saying he can't shoot them since they are now taller than him. Mac simply taps them and they fall over, and he says "some stack of pyramid, huh?" which gives one of the mummies an idea and he runs off to find Buckethead & Ra. However, the other two decide they are done for the day.

Snow Pea bothers Buckethead in her continued search for Arnold.

Dark Wizard casts a spell to summon a demon bride, but he messes it up and gets Little Horn instead, then attacks the little demon for not doing it right.

Still inside the Chompinator, Super Brainz has found a bucket.

Snow Pea resumes her search for the elusive Arnold.

Back with Dark Wizard, he is still beating up on Little Horn when Factor overhears this. He arrives and takes out Little Horn, but then somehow dies. Dark Wizard decides not to question it.

Arnold is meeting with Big Daddy Long Johns who notes how he's bigger and stronger than Arnold is. This causes Arnold to realize he's "the new Little Munchkin" and jumps on Big Daddy for a piggyback ride.

Snow Pea is *still* looking for Arnold, and stumble upon Snorkeler, who asks her for privacy.

Yeti sings a song before noticing the camera and freaking out.

Pitaya makes a terrible joke about Super Brainz and the EEE's ("that zombie got "EEE-ten") and tries to get Ice Shroom to laugh with him, but he can only reply "Meeeeean."

Arnold and Little Munchkin enjoy their ride on Big Daddy.

Now free from the Chompinator, Super Brainz appears with a "stampede" of EEEs to pay Pitaya back for his earlier joke.

Arnold continues to enjoy his ride on Big Daddy, until Little Munchkin reveals they've only gone two feet and Big Daddy passed out. Arnold comments "well, that explains everything" and leaves. Snow Pea finally locates him and says "move it football head!" but Arnold claims she wants "that guy," referring to Jocky. Jocky then asks "what's a football?" causing Snow Pea to give up and leave.

Norm & Newspaper are talking when the former hears music. Moments later, Coney pulls up in a car with Carl Wheezer (from *the Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius*) and Shaggy Rogers(from Scooby Doo) and says they're heading to Taco Bell. Coney introduces his new friends, which he met at the arcade, and they reveal their plans for later. After they drive off, Norm says he often worries about Coney, but Newspaper admits that he doesn't. In his car, Coney says the first stop is the karaoke bar, and the three sing a cover version of "Break my Stride" over the credits.

## Characters

### Plants

* Winter Melon
* Snow Pea
* Potato Mine
* Fire Gourd
* Mac
* Pitaya
* Ice Shroom

### Zombies

* Coney
* Head Zombie
* Arnold
* Dr. Zomboss
* Newspaper
* Ed
* Jedediah
* Slim
* Mummy Zombies
* Norm
* The EEEs
* Little Munchkin Oompa Loompa Dude
* Ducktube
* Dark Wizard
* Factor
* Super Brainz
* The Zombie that Moves his Head
* Boomer
* Snorkeler
* Big Daddy Long Johns
* Captain DeadBeard
* Dark Spud Potato
* Rolly
* Danny Boy
* Pirate Minion
* Buckethead
* Jocky
* Yeti
* Robbie

### Others

* Little Horn
* The Chompinator
* Carl Wheezer (debut)
* Shaggy (debut)

## Transcript

*Coney's TRANSPARENT TELESCOPE/Transcript*

## Trivia

* Running gags include Coney looking at various zombie's heads with his telescope, Snow Pea searching for Arnold, and Super Brainz trapped in the Chompinator.
* The running gag of Snow Pea calling out "hey Arnold," then saying "watch it football head!" after finding him is a reference to the opening of the old Nickelodeon cartoon *Hey Arnold,* with Helga Pataki doing the same.
* First episode in which a different song plays over the end credits, instead of the usual theme.