Batman

**NOTE:** This is a non-canon version of Batman, for more accurate info on him, see here.

## Batman

Batman as he appears in Comedybro88's Meme Adventure

### Aliases

The Dark Knight, Caped Crusader, Bruce Wayne, Bats (by Joker)

### Affiliation

Justice League, Robin (sidekick), Comedybro88 (close friend), Deadpool (close friend), Wolverine, Superman (competitive rival)

## Appearances

### Debut

Detective Comics #27 (1939)

Batman is a fictional superhero from DC Comics who appears in the Comedybro88 universe as a close friend to Comedybro88 and his friends. He is known for being the protector of Gotham City, and the arch enemy of the Joker and his cronies. Batman first appeared in Detective Comics #27 in the year 1939 before making his debut in Batman #1 in the year 1940. Batman's most recent appearance in the Comedybro88 universe is Comedybro88's Meme Adventure, released in 2023 on Dreams PS4, where he appears as a supporting NPC throughout the entire game.

## Physical Description

Batman is a stocky 33-year-old man who dresses similarly to an actual bat, with a grey leotard, black gloves and boots, a black cape, and a black cowl with bat ears on it. The leotard he is wearing has the symbol of a bat on it, and his cowl gives him white eyes. Underneath the mask, it is revealed that Batman wears eye shadow, and has brown hair.

## Backstory

When Bruce Wayne was 10 years old, he and his parents returned home from a theater after watching "The Mask of Zorro", however, an unknown assailant shot both of his parents in Crime Alley, which caused young Bruce to go into a state of depression. By the time Bruce was 18, he had decided to strike vengeance upon criminals, wearing nothing but a hoodie and a balaclava over his face to hide his identity. When Bruce neared his 20's, he decided to make an actual costume, being inspired to do so after a bat broke through his window, and someone on the street yelled "It's a bat, man!". When Batman had turned 23, he went up against his first criminal, a failing comedian named Arthur Fleck had donned a red mask and was calling himself Red Hood. Red Hood confronted Batman at ACE Chemicals, where he was pushed into the vat of radiation, turning him into a psychopathic clown. 10 years later, Batman had become a more experimental hero, posting memes on his social media, and even writing rap songs that got nowhere. Eventually, dimensional magic caused by a malfunctioning television resulted in Batman ending up in the middle of the Earth-1121 continuity, where he found himself in New MemeTopia City, whilst looking for a way back to his own universe, Batman later went into a bout of depression and consumed an entirety of Crime Fighter Calories, resulting in him becoming morbidly obese. After seeing his teammate and competitive rival Superman on a road trip with a blue man, Batman chose to tag along and head to the gym. Once he had returned to being his original self, he paid Comedybro88 a visit and asked to borrow his controller in order to play Injustice. After running into the Marvel character Deadpool, Batman formed an alliance with him, and joined forces with Comedybro88 to protect New MemeTopia from danger.

## Personality

Batman is a serious character who does not have time for jokes, however, he does become violent towards criminals, even going so far as to break their bones, due to his no-killing rule, that is according to Batman, the least he can do instead of outright killing someone. Batman is also obsessed with DVDs, and if his collection of said items are manipulated in any way, he will become increasingly aggressive towards whoever manipulated his DVD collection, and even threaten them. Batman has a strong dislike for Superman and the Kryptonian race as a whole, due to his jealousy of not being able to have superpowers. Batman also has a rivalry with Wolverine, due to their similar voices, and because Wolverine thinks he is better than Batman himself.

## Quotes

"I'm Batman!"

- Batman's introduction

"What are you gonna put on the DVD?"

Batman when a DVD is mentioned.

"DO NOT LIE TO ME."

- Batman when someone lies to him.

## Trivia

* Batman still owes Superman 15 dollars over a bet he lost 5 years ago.
* Batman has an entire mine full of Kryptonite hidden in the Batcave.
* Batman and Wolverine are archrivals, due to an event caused by Wolverine resulting in Comedybro88 trying to kill him, Deadpool, and Wolverine.
* Batman once had 48 dreadlocks.