The Battle of Packle

**The Battle of Packle** was a short-lived battle between Technoblade of the Antarctic Empire and AllanahVA of Packle on Day 31. The duel was held at the latter's base in North America.

## Cause

Due to hitting a charity stream donation goal, Packle declared war on the Antarctic Empire. Ph1LzA responded by stealing the iconic Packle Pickle and filling its North American base with walls of map art, including Techno's Youtooz.

## Prelude

On Day 31, AllanahVA of Packle logged in and viewed the art. Upon seeing it, she asked Technoblade if he would like to see their lord and savior, to which Techno readily accepted after a few stops on his tour around the world.

When he arrived at Packle's base, Allanah led him to a wall that featured three identical portraits of Hatsune Miku made out of map art.

    Technoblade then went into a VC with Allanah and asked if they'd like to have a battle as they were enemies. Allanah, being woefully unprepared for a battle against him (she wore an unenchanted set of iron gear and a diamond chest plate), noted that she did not wish to be enemies.

Due to Technoblade's insistence that it would be fun, she resigned herself to her fate and declared that they must fight in a suitable location. Technoblade followed her to Packle's Party Pit, which was filled with Drowned. After Techno fired a stray shot from his crossbow at them, she asked him to stop, as they had names.

## The Battle

Techno climbed onto the fence bordering The Party Pit and fired an arrow from his crossbow directly through Allanah's head. As he reloaded, Allanah ate a baked potato, then protested that she didn't even have a bow. Following this, she ate a carrot.

Techno then commented that the chat told him the "water zombies" were called the Drowned. Allanah took this opportunity to hook onto him with a fishing rod, yanking him around 1 block towards her. Technoblade advanced onto her, to which she hooked him again and yanked him another 2 blocks towards her.

Techno fired another arrow from his crossbow through Allanah's head, and she quickly ran to an area one block higher up from Techno, whacking him for 0 damage with her diamond sword. During that time, Techno had reloaded, and fired again upon her, this time missing by less than one block. He reloaded his crossbow for a third time but due to Quick Charge, he fired the arrow into the ground next to him, completely missing his target. Techno would once again reload his bow, and fired upon Allanah. Due to her speed and proximity to him, he would end up missing yet another arrow.

    Technoblade swapped to his regular bow at this time and shot Allanah with a flaming arrow. He notched another arrow and kept his bow's sights trained upon her as she ran around him, waiting for his opportune moment to fire. Sensing her impending demise, Allanah turned and attempted to escape in the direction of Packle's tree farm. At this time, Technoblade fired the final arrow of the battle and ended the confrontation by shooting her in the back.

## Aftermath

Sneeg asked about what had happened. Technoblade replied that they had a good battle, and Allanah commented that "it was fucking magnificent; It will be remembered." Techno then laughingly commented that there would be a "SMPEarth Wikipedia" article about the fight, featuring four pages worth of information (which is unfortunately untrue as the wiki editors had very little source material to work with).

During the Moon Landing and subsequent exploration, Allanah revealed that she left Packle after this battle specifically to avoid being enemies with the Antarctic Empire.

## Technoblade's Description of Battle

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