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Bangbi

Bangbi (the Incredibly Violent Tank Deer) is the tank of The Royal Court. They were gifted by a viewer and first appeared on stream on 04/07/2020.

Bengbi went through several names during their initiation and has also been known as "Roleina the Rolling Deer" and "Collido".

John Robertson has described Bangbi as "angry, so angry". It remains to be seen how they will integrate with the dynamics of The Royal Court.

After being applied to the scales we can now officially state that Bangbi weighs over 9000 tonnes.
The House Scuttles

The House of Queen Scuttles - "Princess Snowball"(white hen), "Arch-countess Chlorine" (blue hen), "Countess Mild Burning" (pink hen), "Inter-species Confusion" (white hen, pink nose), "Chlorinated Inter-species Confusion" (blue rabbit), "Hesitania" (Scuttles' Birth Daughter), "Custard" (chicken rabbit), "Half-a-flop" (pink rabbit). The teeth are "Chatters" & "Decay", penguins are "Noot" & "Noot Noot", the angry deer is Bangbi, the mouse is Ignatius Blue Mouse (IBM) & the Quokka is "Shazza Oblongata".
הלונלי

## The Lonely

בעל עור בהיר, שיער חום עד קו העורף וקרניים שיוצאות לצדדים. לבוש בחולצה שגדולה עליו בכמה מידות ונושא איתו את הפרח

## Physical description

### Species

טרינאי

טרינאי שהחבורה הכירה אחרי שהצילה אותו מטביעה הנהר בדרך לטדש הישנה.

הפלייליסט של הלונלי בספוטיפיי

## הפרח

הלונלי נמצא במשימה להביא פרח לבירוך על ידי מאמיניו של פן במפלט שליד טדש הישנה. לאחר עשה את דרכו לבנדר-קיטה שם הביא את הפרח לצבא.

הפרח נראה כדוחה צללים ומפלצות צל. החבורה יכולה להרגיש את הפרח כתחושת בחילה וחרדה קיומית כל פעם שהוא קרוב אליהם.

## חברויות

הלונלי כשמו, הוא טרינאי ביישן ומתבודד. הוא מאמין שיותר קל לו ולסובבים אותו אם יתקיים במסע שלו לבד.

יש לו קשר עמוק עם טרינאי שמתגורר בנדר קיטה בשם ההום. הלונלי ציין שגר תקופה תחת חסותו של ההום אחרי שהיה לו אי הסכמה עם אביו בבית. נראה שיש בניהם קשר הדוק ושההום רואה בו כבן משפחה.

הוא התחבר עם החבורה לאחר שהצילו אותו בכמה פעמים שונות. נראה שהם מאוד תומחים ביכולות הציור והוא נהנה מחברתם. בהמשך התגלה שבילדותו חי בשלביוויל, העיר שאנני ואחייה היו אמורים למנוע מתקפה. הלונלי לא נטר רגשות רעים כלפי המידע הזה

נאמר שהגמבלר והלונלי מכירים אחד את השני, אומנם הלונלי ציין שהגמבלר הוא בן אדם טוב אך יותר מדי כאוטי בשבילו.

## רצח ההום וחטיפתו של הלונלי

לאחר שביקרו עם הלונלו בבנדר-קיטה ופגשו את ההום, התברר שיש בניהם קשר עמוק כמו של אב ובן. אומנם בזמן שהיו כבר כמה ימים אחרי על השביל לכיוון היעד הבא שלהם הם ראו את הלונלי בכרכרת כלא של המשטרה המקומית. שנשאל למה הלונלי עצור השוטרים אמרו שהיא הייתה מעורבת ברצח והיא מובאת לתחקור. מבולבלים החבורה נסתה לשחרר את הלונלי אך לא הספיקו לעשות זאת לפני שפרשי העצמות התחילו בתקיפה על הכרכרה. ליידי ורינה ושישה חברי כנופיה תקפו את השוטרים וחטפו את הלולני, לאחר מכן החבורה לא הצליחה לעקוב אחריהם ונעלמו עיקבותיהם.

בניסיונות דיבור עם הלונלי דרך קסם תיקשור הובן שהוא לא רוצה לדבר איתם. לאחר שנתקלו בדרכם במפגש בין הוטקין וליידי ורינה מחוץ לשערי טיאמוט, החבורה ניהלה שיחה עם ליידי ורינה ממנה הובן שהלונלי מאמין כי החבורה ניצלה אותו כדי להגיע להום ולחטוף אותו מכיוון שיש לו יכולת לראות אוראות מיוחדות איתם אנשי הצללים מקווים למצוא אנשים או חפצים ספציפים.

כרגע הלונלי נמצא עם פרשי העצמות במחבוא שלהם.

## הירושה ומשפחתו

בחזקת הלונלי מטה קסמים המועבר ספציפית לפי מסורת במשפחה מאם לבן ואז מבן לבת, וכך חוזר חלילה. נאמר שהמטה אמור לספק לך פתרון כשאתה זקוק לאחד, אך הלונלי מספר שלא כך הדבר ולפעמים הוא מרגיש שחפץ הירושה הזה לא באמת פועל לטובתו. נראה שהלונלי רוצה לשמור על המסורת הזאת שכן הדגיש כמה פעמים את יחסו של אביו למטה בעיקר כשהביא לו אותו בירושה כמסורת. נראה שהלונלי לא ביחסים טובים עם אביו ועם משפחתו בכללי, אך עדין רוצה לשמר על סוג של קרבה איתם.

## תחביבים

הלונלי נהנה לצייר ולשרטט. הוא שומר בחזקנו סקאטצ'בוק, אותו מסכים להראות רק לקרובים אליו וזאת גם בביישנות יתרה. במחברת אפשר לראות ציורי נוף מרחביי היבשות המשותפות וציוריי דמויות שבהם השקעה רבה.
פיילור

פיילור הוא אל הבריאה, משגיח הנשמות, שגשוג היצירה ושמירת מסורת.

פיילור מיוצג בדרך כלל בתור השמש, ועוקביו מאמינים שהשמש היא פניו או עינו.

הסמל של פיילור הוא שמש בעלת 6 קרניים.

## שבעת העקרונות של פיילור

שבעת העקרונות של פיילור פותחו על ידי קלריק של פיילור מספר שנים לפני הקמפיין,כשקיבל חיזיון מפיילול על הבריאה.

לפי החיזיון העולם נבראה בשבעה ימים.

**ראשון חיים-** ביום הראשון פיילור בראה את העולם ואת כל מה שחיי בו

**שני אהבה-** ביום השני פיילור אהב את מה שהוא יצר

**שלישי תקווה**- ביום השלישי פיילור פיתח ציפיות ותקוות ליצירתו

**רביעי מחילה**- ביום הרביעי פיילור ראה שיצירותיו לא עומדות בציפיותיו, לכן החליט למלול להם

**חמישי שמחה**- ביום החמישי פיילור הניח לציפיותיו ולמד לשמוח ממה שיש

**שישי שלווה**- ביום השישי פיילור נח והניח לבריאותיו

**שבת שלום**- היום השביעי הוא נבואה לעתיד ומטרה שאלייה אמורים להגיע אם כל העקרונות ייתיסמו בעולם.

## אגדות על פיילור

הטיפלינגים נוצרו כשאל הבריאה האנושי, פיילור, פותה על ידי שד ההעסקאות ורוסקה. הוא התחזה למלכת העורבים בידיעה שפיילור היה מאוהב בה ועבד עליו. הוא עשה עיסקה עם פיילור - הוא לא יספר על המעשה והמפלה שלו לשאר האלים, בדגש על מלכת העורבים, ופיילור יגנוב רסיס מגאוס כדי ליצור עם משלו. הוא יצר את הטיפלינגים מהרסיס אך לא דרש מהם הילול.

## פרטי לבוש דתיים

פיילור לא דורש פרטי לבוש מסויימים מהמאמינים שלו, אך באיליוס התחילה אופנה ללבוש פונצ'ו ריבוע מושלם, זאת עלמנת לקפלו לצורה של שמש בעט תפילה לפיילור. בנוסף לכך הפונצ'ו שומר על חום הגוף ובכך נותן להם הרגשה של החום של פיילור. את הפונצ'ו נהוג ללבוש מעל הבגדים, אך מתחת לשריון, אבירי השמש לובשים את הפונצ'ו שלהם כמו גלימה.
Robbotron Wiki

**Welcome to the Robbotron Wiki!**
 Wikis like this one depend on readers like you getting involved and adding content.
 Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!
This Wiki was put together by the crazy Fuckloaves of the Robbotron community. This will be a never ending project to keep up to date with the speed that Robbotron comes up with new ideas but we will do our best.

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How to explain John Robertson; a loud maybe slightly offensive and pure evil game inventor. Maker of shocking jokes and quality content.

* Who is John Robertson?

* What is The Dark Room?

* Who is The Guardian?

* What is the Robboverse?

* Edinburgh Fringe 2022

Charity Shows and Charity Work

John Robertson - Officially better than White Noise! - John Robertson is officially better than White Noise

## Useful Links

Special:AllPages

Category:Artwork

Category:Characters

Category:Twitch Shows

Category:Fan Projects

Special Highlights From Twitch

Highlighted Song Covers

Edinburgh Fringe 2022
IRL Streams

# In Real Life Streams

This is where you can find out about the streams where John takes us out of the studio with him and streams from his phone, some of these streams will also have their own page (Like the trip up Arthurs Seat) and other's will only have a subsection on this page.

## Getting Lost in London 21/12/21

Several videos here as the mobile internet was patchy at times (who knew London would have such a hard time supporting mobile streaming?!)

London Bike Ride Part 1

London Bike Ride Part 2

London Bike Ride Part 3

London Bike Ride Part 4

London Bike Ride Part 5
Saturday Christmas

Over on Twitch Channel Robbotron on Saturday's at Noon, John opens presents. Presents sent to him by us and his mods. Presents that range from delightful to devilish. Presents designed to make him laugh, smile, or to tease and torment him playfully. Which begs the question Chat: *"Have you been Naughty or Nice?"*

Collection of 43 Saturday Christmas Episodes for 2021

## Nice Presents?

Some presents are sent as an actual gift to John (like his favourite chocolate, or a book or game he actually wants and has either mentioned or was on his wish list), whereas other gifts are nonsense intended to be enjoyed jointly by John and the chat. And some gifts are pure sass responding to something that has happened previously.

Stray Bubblewrap Bullets

## Naughty Presents?!

Some gifts however, are just a little bit...well sadistic. Now - we aren't talking about anything too evil, but sending foods that either include ingredients we know John hates (Parma Violet...Tamarind...Durian...etc) or include insanely hot chilli's in the ingredients is not uncommon. The worst food offences are usually saved for charity events so that John's suffering can at least raise money for charity. It's also worth noting John does take dares on occassion especially if you either subscribe, tip or send bits of a reasonable amount to rewards his suffering for our amusement. More about that over on Monday Night SnackDown!

John vs. The purple Cube of Fuck No

## Presents for whom?

Some presents are sent to John, and others to the channel characters, most commonly Kevin-Chan, the Pope, and D.A.D although other characters may have also received gifts.

## Clips/Highlights

Stray Bubblewrap Bullets

John vs. The purple Cube of Fuck No
Music

> *John plays songs on his uke on stream taking suggestions from the chat. He has played so many songs that a Spotify playlist has been complied by the fuckloaves. The playlist also includes tracks used on the stream during breaks or as sound alerts. Stream favourites include songs by They Might Be Giants, The Kinks, David Bowie and songs from musicals Les Miserables and Rocky Horror. John often performs songs in the voice of Nick Cave, Tom Waits or Bob Dylan.*
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> *I Don’t Wanna Grow Up has been dubbed the theme tune of the channel and mods provide the lyrics in chat for viewers to sing along. For John’s 2021 birthday Mod Lola Sunnybutter edited together a video of community members miming to a John rendition of the stream theme.*
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> ***Contributed by TenaciousWench***
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## Spotify Playlists

*Community Member TenaciousWench (aka AudaciousBench) created the following Spotify List of Songs John has played on stream for us:*

Spotify Playlist Fuckloaf Music

*And also created the following playlist of songs recommended by fellow Fuckloaves:*

Spotify Playlist Fuckloaves Recommend

And a playlist of Songs Fuckloaves think John Might Enjoy but not have heard previously:

Spotify Playlist Songs For John

## John Covers Other's Songs

If you want to find the links for John's covers of other people's songs you need this page: Highlighted Song Covers
Cuddlebox

*Our community needs more information on this page! Can you help out? Click here to add more.*
When one of us is feeling a bit down or in need of some love, we all jump into the cuddlebox for some love. There have been multiple iterations of the cuddlebox:

1. The original cardboard box
2. Razer-sponsored felty goodness box
3. Blue childrens lunchbox
4. Mac book box
5. The current iteration as made by a community member (query puppycrabasaurus?)
SDNS

# SDNS - Sex, Death, Nerd Shit

The main themes of discussion over on Twitch Channel Robbotron during streams can be summed up with these four simple words. The community moto "We are diverse, perverse, wholesome yet awful" (or "diversi, perversi, salutares tamen terribiles sumus!") ties directly into SDNS.

## Topics

You can expect a mixture of conversations about Star Trek, computer and console games, BDSM, sex in general, table top gaming, gender and sexuality, mental health, wrestling, gaming conventions, current news and life in general. These are all along side interactive improv and comedy and general hilarity, fun nonsense and general silliness. And John will do all sorts of things to make chat laugh including sticking a tiny little wooden craft bee on his nose. Bee Proof

## Wholesome?

Yes we really are a wholesome caring bunch and if someone is having a rough time (as long as they are respectful of everyone else and don't go to in depth on things in chat1 ) they will be offered hugs, the Cuddlebox or whatever is stressing them out can be told to get fucked by John (for a small number of channel points, although if you don't have enough points, if you ask nicely someone in chat will help you out).

Sunday Lunch with your D.A.D. is especially wholesome, it involves role playing as Divorced Aussie Dad's kids (no swearing), John's mum often pops into chat and on Sunday's she joins in the roleplay as everyone's Nannatron. And Saturday Christmas involves chat sending John presents that range from absurd (stick on craft bees and google eyes) to kind (Books or the Dune Board Game) which is its own kind of beautifully wholesome.

1 (In the community Discord there is a channel dedicated to giving people a space to vent. And if other members of the community feel able to they might reply supportively but at the very least there will be emote responses acknowledging your experience. And there are a list of helpful resources for mental health issues available in the Discord as well.)

## A Perfect Example of SDNS

One Wednesday 12PMs Twitch Show we spent nearly an hour and a half engaged in a conversation about which characters could fellate The Hulk in Hulk mode without being injured in the process. This resulted in much hilarity as we tried to work out which superheroes and other characters would survive such an encounter. This is purely about the ability to survive we made no judgement on their willingness to do so. This clearly met all the requirements of Sex, Possible Death, and Nerd Shit. It was a quite detailed discussion with chat providing reasoning behind some choices. The blanked out section of the list in the image is a member of chat's screen name. I think it illustrates beautifully the kind of random conversations we fall into on this channel, especially when contrasted to a Monday night where our conversation resulted in John pretending he had crashed and restarting the show redoing everything from the first hour five times with different channel characters, crashing each time chat told him the actual time.
The Guardian

The Guardian is the unforgiving avatar of The Dark Room. Cunning, cynical, and brutal, he serves as your eyes and ears into this mysterious space.

It is unknown if The Guardian holds a grudge against you (referring to you as Darren), though it is believed the two of you have a history which predates your entry into his domain.

The Guardian himself seems to be a revolving door of personalities, identities and faces - taking on many impersonations at the request of Darren.

## Out of character

Probably the oldest of John's alters, The Guardian originates in the year of our John, 2012.

## Cosplay

Various members of the community have cosplayed as The Guardian and here are some images of this.

LadyDarkRoom CosplayDark Room Mouse GuardianDark Maid Nekora
2018 Football

## Team Info

Roster

Stats

Schedule

## Accolades

Team MVP - Jeff Long

Team DPOY - Nick Larson

Most Improved - Nick Larson

Best Newcomer - Ryan Gunderson

100 Yard Passing Games - Jeff Long (8)

100 Yard Rushing Games - N/A

100 Yard Receiving Games - Ryan Gunderson (1)

3 Touchdown Passing Games - Jeff Long (5)

3 Touchdown Rushing Games - N/A

3 TD Receiving Games - N/A
Floppy Gus the Slowcamotive (Giant Carnivorous Snail)

A new Death appeared 5/09/2021 over on The Dark Room (twitch show) during an I see/I don't see loop, when due to lag chat accidentally voted for an option that wasn't there. This resulted in Darren being eaten by a Giant Carnivorous Snail, sadly Darren takes months to die inside the Giant Snail. Chat reacted to this news by wanting to pet the snail and being told they couldn't as they were dead. Chat also wanted to name Floppy Gus "Brian" after the Magic Roundabout snail, but were told he was already named Floppy Gus.

The Guardian warned us "If you move too slowly you will summon Floppy Gus The Slowcamotive The Giant Snail."

Floppy Gus apparently also has children which made an appearance later in the same show. The Family of Floppy Gus The Slowcamotive were 55 stories down, and when the floor gave way from all of Darren's jumping, Darren landed on top of them, killing most of them. Darren survived the fall but 6 months later, Floppy Gus came down to where Darren was and killed them.

## Clips

Floppy Gus the Slowcamotive - Giant Carnivorous Snail First Appearance

Floppy Gus had family - Darren killed them
Baba Jägermeister

Baba Jägermeister appeared after a series of Masks were sent to John one Saturday Christmas. This lonely long term widow has transferred all of her affection to animals.

## Lore

Apparently Baba Jägermeister will have sexual relations with both Tremendous Duck and Eck Who The Sex Dolphin. Suggested names included Bestiality Granny and Terrahawks Zelda.
RobboMania The Darren Event of the Century

## VOD LINK

The Video of the Full Event Can be Found Here

## Mods Vs The Troll

*The Mods Vs The Troll: **MOD'S WON!!***

The Mod's:

1. PurrStreetClue = Purrdence, Samstreetr and Clue
2. LolaSunnyVult = Lola Sunnybutter and Vultmog (Sporting Crotchless Dungarees and a Sunshine for injokes)
3. GrumpyOddJMez = Grumpysteen, OddGarret, J, Mez

The Troll:

DICK IN CHAT! Which is why they have Dick emblazoned on their head.

## Super Genki Neko Kevin Chan Vs WhingeDows

*Kevin Chan vs WhingeDows*

***Whingedows: Blue Screen of Death BSOD Won*** - He put Kevin-Chan down using a combo move of Four 404 exceptions. OH NOOOOOO (More injokes)

BSOD's Smack Talk to Kevin-Chan after the Match

## The Guardian Vs Divorced Aussie Dad

*The Guardian Vs Divorced Aussie Dad* = ***DAD WON!!!***

## FairFaxZake Vs TeaAndGin w/ALittleMissAli

FairfaxZake Vs Tea&Gin w/LittleMissAli = ***TEA&GIN WON AND IS OFFICIALY THE MOST BANNED PERSON IN CHAT FOR 2021!!!***

## Royale Rumble

1. Darren 1: *wearing the Blame Div\_Loi top (injoke)*
2. Dick in Chat
3. Robertson *(19 year old John Robertson's ideal self)*
4. The Mod Squad
5. Divorced Aussie Dad (Eliminated by Kevin Chan - I think he was just being nice and wouldn't hit a small cat boi just four apples tall)
6. FairFaxZake
7. Tea&Gin w/ AlittleMissAli
8. John Cena *(there wasn't time to create as many channel viewers as originally intended)*
9. Kevin Chan (Eliminated DAD) (Eliminated by Batista)
10. Great Munto
11. Batista
12. Whingedows
13. Darren 2: A lady Darren *(Flamboyant Potato styling complete with Green hair)*
14. Darren 3: More Flambo Styling
15. George Steele
16. The Guardian (Eliminated by a Darren - revenge will be had)
17. Darren 4: Also Flambo Styling
18. Flamboyant Potato Gimp
19. DokOctyNoodlesCloneByte *(= Dokurro, Octavius King, Dr Noodles, Jenclone, TristaBytes)*
20. *Norman the Mormon*
21. Edge
22. Hillbilly Jim *(Who even knows)*
23. SugarBomb *(Blame Johns 19 yr old self and or friends, flatmates I guess)*
24. A large Rabbit called HARD *(Writers Note: I have concerns)*

***Hillbilly Jim Won*** *(Writers Note: No Fuckloaves were harmed in the making of this spectacular)*

***Information from John Robertson Commentator Extraodinaire: Result's deeply in dispute, lot's of WTF's from the Refs.***

**As a result a sudden unlisted BONUS HELL IN A CELL MATCH was held.**

## Armageddon Hell in a Cell Match

*6 Wrestlers go in only one comes out on Top!*

1. Divorced Aussie Dad
2. Tea&Gin&Ali
3. PurrStreetClue
4. WhingeDows
5. DokOctyNoodleCloneByte
6. Kevin Chan
The Dark Room (videogame)

A videogame adaptation of The Dark Room, this game-version (now available for early access on steam) is an "Addictive and vicious retro-styled comedy puzzler chock full of profanity, abuse, unfairness and warped logic".

It scores ***Very Positive*** on the Steam Store.

## Development History

The game was originally developed by Stirfire Studios (twitter, official website). Videos showed John being mo-capped for all the animation of lines that are said in the game. Stirfire studios closed down in late 2019. Ownership of the game has now been reverted to John who is now in talks with other game studios to get the game completed.
SubDolphin

SubDolphin made his debut on a 12pms show after a live show. A lovely gift delivered by RobynSpoons and SpikeCapri at a live show the night before. He is wearing a bondage harness with a flamboyant potato gag. And during his debut Sooty and Sweep made it clear they had every intention of adding him to their censorable shenanigans.

He also popped up in the darkroom the same night.

Original concept was Robynspoons, made with help from NyxDust.

*(Also look at those cute eyes, so boopable)*

## Chat Quotes

*Grumpysteen called Subdolphin "BDSM: Bondage Dolphin Seeks Mate"*

This was changed to BDSM: Bondage Dolphin Sex Magic the following day during an episode of Saturday Christmas.

## Lore

The Sex Dolphin seems to have claimed the SubDolphin as his Submissive and the SubDolphin appears quite happy with this arrangement. The Sex Dolphin reminded the SubDolphin that the safeword is Tuna, the SubDolphin made some noises around the flambo-gag but didn't use the safeword and they both disappeared together for good wholesome fun times.

## Robbodex Sprite

Created by the wonderful WitchAngelNekora
Kevin-Chan (Robbodex)

Kevin-Chan in his Standard Mode, Magical Girl Mode (\*placeholder sprite),and Space Commander Mode

**Class:**Main Guardian

**Location:**The Dark Room (Weeb Room/Weeaboo Room), Level 4 (Streamer Room w/ Catchphrase: HELLO, PUSSY LOVERS!"),Random Encounter during Chillstreams or ANY Stream (except Sunday Lunch)

**Status:**Alive and SUPER GENKI! (And adorable)

***Robbodex Entry (Standard):**It's Super Genki Neko Kevin-Chan, the hyperactive but typical 35 year old Australian Schoolgirl that is only Three Apples Tall with a big heart full of Truth and Justice! He loves anything to do with Japanese culture, and even loves to dance! But he hates anything that's not genki, such as being told to "fuck off" or given nasty-tasting snacks. His japanese is a bit off,but we still love him anyway.*

***Magical Girl Mode:**Kevin-Chan has transformed into a Magical Girl, ready to take down baddies in the name of Truth and Justice! He uses his paws, his distractingly cute dances,and whatever he has at his disposal to finish off his enemies! This form has rarely been seen,however...*

***Space Commander:**Kevin-Chan has taken on a darker,grittier form to report to C.A.T.N.I.P, a special organization dedicated to protecting people of all sorts on other planets, a complete 180 to his Super Genki form, which apparently is the form he uses to survey and report in secret.*

* Kevin-Chan has a few other forms,such as Uber Genki Neko-Guardian whenever he and Dark Room combine,Obaa-Chan whenever Baba Jaegermeister appears (which turns him into a dancing grandmother for a few minutes),but whenever he was asked to change into a Magical Girl (When he already was),a Glitch happened and created TWO accidental forms: Pineapple Kevin,which is Kevin plus Pineapple Pete, and Magical FPG,when the Flamboyant Potato Gimp (Or Goblin;depending on how you'd like to call him) combined with him for a short time.

* One common combination that happens is Neko the Dolphin/Super Genki Sex Dolphin, whenever Eck-Who is around.

* His Magical Girl form can be seen in either a cute Black PVC Dress with cute socks, or a White-Black Cheerleader Outfit with a Pink Wig and Stockings. But that outfit hasn't been seen in a long time.
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Legend of the Zombunny

*With thanks to the delight that is community member DivLoi for the care and planning that went into this.*

The Lore of The Rabbits

> We knew of the shouty man before that day (Apr 16th) his image had appeared on lots of the picture boxes that the humans seem transfixed by. He's fought against clones, battled scary creatures, was a wizard and got kicked in the nuts by a bald human with glasses. He seemed harmless enough and keep the humans occupied.
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> This all came to an end on April 16th when we witnessed him kill our god, The Easter Bunny.
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> His death needed to be avenged so the call went out to the killer bunny. Some of the human lovers of the warren tried to warn the shouty man by putting pics up in his Twitter feed and via a t-shirt but to no avail. (They did try before with some batteries in a bag but the company didn't sent durrecell thus fucking up the cryptic pun........)
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> The first wave of bunny soldiers arrived Apr 30th and were Ill prepared as the shouty man soon dispatched/imprisoned them., making them do bizarre things as he wore the dead on the spikes of his armour.
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> The killer bunny decided to do the job himself and it had one weapon, teeth. Teeth that carried a disease, for he was a wererabbit. The first stage is rabbit features which soon escalate to the decomposing "stage 2" (The humans later called the victims zombunnies through a lack of education/too much time in front of the picture boxes)
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> He had been around since the holy grail and just like other vengeful gods, he was a bit of a dick. Even SGT Floppsie thought it was too much and tried to send a disguise to the shouty man saving him from the monster. But to no avail which now leaves the world with a bigger problem.................LEVEL FIVE YOU ARE THE ZOMBUNNY!!
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Donnie Dark Room
Darren The Dragon

*New to the stream on 05/11/2022 thanks to community member RoboticUnicorn, we have Darren The Dragon. Darren immediately started a relationship with Percy The Penguin.*

Darren The Dragon meets Percy The Penguin

According to Darren The Dragon he is a very polite and good Dragon, definitely not a ***"bad dragon".*** Darren The Dragon went on to explain that it was polite in Dragon culture to greet your friends with a "suckjob" which he proceeded to do in greeting to John. John demonstrated to chat how to politely get out of that situation without causing hurt. Darren The Dragon went on to explain that caves were Dragons live are not in fact caves, but rather they are the result of "suckjobs" that went wrong when the dragon accidentally breathed fire and made a hole.

Darren The Dragon was introduced to Percy The Penguin and offered him the traditional Dragon Greeting of a "suckjob" which Percy the Penguin accepted quite happily. Since Penguin's mate for life, we understand them to now be a mated pair.
The Mod Collective

The Mod collective is an amazing collection of Darrens. Without whom John would be lost and not know what the hell he is doing during live streams on twitch and just be rolled up in a ball in the corner crying. Equipped with the ban hammer and a encyclopaedia of !commands, these online heroes tirelessly protect chat from try hard banter dicks and troll bots. All hail the Mods!

Members of The Mod Collective also appear at various Live Shows to keep everyone on their toes and behaving, as well as supporting John with various technical/practical tasks during special events, Charity Marathons, and generally helping with clean up after live shows.

## The Mod Prayer

The Mod Prayer

Our Mods,

Who be in several different locations,

Swords Next to their Names,

Ban hammers cocked,

The Bad Words Blocked,

In Chat as it is in Heaven,

Give us this day,

No daily hate Raids,

And forgive us from the imbeciles,

For the kingdom, the power and the ban hammer are yours,

Now and Forever,

Get At Em Mods!

## Mod Related Fan Art

*Robbotron Tarot Justice - Aellabrenna*

*Robbotron Tarot The Empress (Queen Modtato) - Aellabrenna*
Break Deep Voice John

# The Don't Laugh Challenge

*John isn't competitive with chat, no not at all! As a result please find the official record for how long John has survived against the Chat. This game was retired in 2021 due to the level of tension it created in chat.*

## Current Record

**John's Record: 08/11/2021 Night Show John lasted 42:08:37 (minutes, seconds, milliseconds)**

**Chat's Record: 03:14:62**
Pineapple Pete/John Bovi

Eternal fan of Bon-Jovi, Pineapple Pete (also known as John-Bovi) is an Australian work-time radio DJ.

His all-mix no-repeat playlist consists entirely of Bon-Jovi's "Living on a prayer!"

Pete's radio shows also included segments for the weather and traffic.

## Tim

It is known that Pineapple Pete is displeased with co-worker/partner/workmate Tim, who seems to have parked his car in the wrong spot and needs desperately to move it for whatever reason.

## The Weather

The weather seems to either elude us entirely or come across in an unusual manner during forecasts. So far the weather has been:

* Outside
* There
* Still happening
* Where it should be
* "Weather, always the same, every single day"
* Always out there

## Traffic

Very little is actually known about the traffic news due to the ever present obstacle of Tim's car.

## Fan theories/Lore

It is believed by some fans that this format is a form of purgatory and may be the final moments heard by the character *Darren* during death over the radio (*possibly due to vehicle collision with Tim's car*) prior to entering The Dark Room.
IBM (Ignatius Blue Mouse)

IBM (Ignatius Blue Mouse) is the "IT Guy" of The Royal Court. They were gifted by a viewer and first appeared on stream on 04/07/2020.

Ignatius is also known under many other names, including - but not limited to - "Ignatius B. Mouse" and "I Be Mouse".

It remains to be seen how IBM will integrate with the current dynamic of The Royal Court.

It is rumoured that IBM has an affiliation with Kevin Chan.
Prolapsasaurus Rex

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## Origin

Prolapsarus Rex was made when John was gifted a bunch of fidget toys one Saturday Christmas which included a bunch of squishies. This is one of the Channel Redeems (Magnificent Dinosaur) It cost's 1000 Darren Channel Point's to redeem (Magnificent Dinosaur Redeem). And takes over the full page. It is often used to interrupt/sabotage games like Chat Plays Minesweeper, or to play The Star Trek Fart Loop Game.

*(Polite reminder to please not use redeems during songs, or when John is trying to tell us something, especially redeems that fill the entire page.)*

## Robbodex Sprite

*Created by Community Member WitchAngelNekora keeper of the Robbodex.*
Octavius King vs Robbotron Hype Train Off

# Mega Meta Hype Train Off

*Sometimes during a stream something happens which is so special, so exciting and so unusual that it absolutely deserves its own page. This was one of those moments.*

Octy and John are IRL friends as well as both being streamers, and one fair Saturday evening in October 2021 after an extra long steaming show John was just about to finish up and go on a raid to Octy's channel. He was quickly informed by Queen Modtato Vultmog that actually Octy was just about to come raid him, and as a result John said okay we will stay on then, either way around works. Octy popped into chat to say well I was coming to raid you but my chat started a hype train. John said okay no worries do the hype train then come raid us, we can wait. In response John's chat also started a hype train. Octy started sharing John's stream with her chat to show them what was happening on John's stream and we had a hype train race between the two streams, with each stream watching and sharing the other in some kind of Streamception.

It was hilariously entertaining as John and Octy playfully trolled one another. When the two hype trains were over Octy did Raid John's stream, and his chat proceeded to troll John with popups. When one of the popups ended John was pretending to be on the phone to Octy to troll his chat back. John then had an interlude with Sooty and Sweep re-enacting what just happened. John then glanced down to find he had in fact missed an actual call from Octy and they had a phone call which they kindly shared with the stream.

The entire situation was beautiful, entertaining, and filled with warmth and fun. The Clip can be found below - enjoy!
A Shovel of Ducks

A firm fan favourite on the twitch channel is A Shovel of Ducks and the Shovel of Ducks Song. Used to highlight the difference between what is good and bad in the world and often presented as a healing balm to the chat after a particularly heavy discussion of the world at large, or to lure out the chat from their hiding places after a break time this is a happy playful little tune that has resulted in a lot of joy and many plastic ducks being sent to John as gifts during Saturday Christmas.

(Shovel of ducks artwork by NoneSuchEvil)

Lyrics and further information can be found over at A Shovel of Ducks (The Song)

## Clips

Shovel of Ducks

Shovel of Ducks in a 12 pms from around 51:00 onwards.

D.A.D's Shovel of Ducks

Burn's Night Shovel of Ducks

## Community Fan Art

NonSuchEvil created this beautiful Shovel of Ducks Artwork

DiscomRobulated created a Dark Room Guardian Lego Figure holding a Shovel of Duck

AellaBrenna created this Shovel of Ducks Pond complete with 36 Ducks for John's Birthday 2021 as part of "Just a Card".At the same time this Shovel of ducks Keyring was also created by AellaBrenna as part of John's Birthday 2021.
A Quiet Ban for...

*When chat are being especially sassy with John we hear the fated words "A quiet ban in the chat for..." or "And a quiet ban for..." which consists of the mods giving someone a timeout usually of ten seconds to one minute. It is always intended in semi fun but also usually a gentle nudge to calm things down a bit. Very occasionally if chat are being especially funny at the same time as sassy (or if John is just in an extra playful mood) we might get a Ban-a-palooza where everyone is getting banned for absolutely anything imaginable.*

### Currently community member TeaAndGin has been quietly banned 83 times - which I believe is the channel record, although I will double check.

Things that people have had quiet bans for tend to be cheeky, but playful and may include things like sassing John, correcting John with facts in response to a joke, or even just directly asking for a ban please. That said, play with caution friends, as you are playing with fire. Being playfully cheeky with John is a community pastime however it needs to stay the right side of good manners. The basic rules of the channel still apply so: no jokes that punch down, nothing about appearance, nothing too personal. And never forget the channel rules include the phrases "try hard banter? We just ban ya" and "you can say c\*nt just don't be one".

Most A Quiet Ban's last for ten seconds (it also deletes your previous comments from the chat) however sometimes if you are being a little too rumbunctious then a longer quiet ban will occur to allow you chance to calm down, in the past quiet bans have been given out up to a full 600 seconds (ten minutes) although usually these are relaxed after a minute or two as they are only intended to be a combination of encouraging you to calm down, and John (via his lovely mod team) having a joke back with chat.

A quiet ban is not to be confused with a legitimate moderation time out. Quiet bans are fun and playful and you aren't in "real" trouble. They are an acknowledgement that you are teasing, combined with a playful and friendly warning to think carefully before your next move. Comparable to checking someone in Chess, it's not a final solution, just a playful warning. And depending on the context sometimes it's okay to come back from a quiet ban and carry on being sassy, but more often the smart response is to laugh and acknowledge yourself beaten.
האנדר

## The Ender

האנדר

האנדר הוא טרינאי שבעזרת עזרה ממקורות חיצוניים שם סוף למלחמה נגד האורקים בטרינה. הוא נחשב לגיבור ביבשת ויש פסל אנדרטה לזכרו בבנדר-קיטה.

האנדר התחיל את מסעו אחר חיפוש עזרה לסיום המלחמה בפייווילדס, שם חקר עם טרינאי נוסף בשם הרייבן. ביחד הם נפגשו עם האורגת, אומנם לא עשה איתה עסקה.

לאחר שהצליח להגיע ליבשת טרוגה בעזרת טרינאי שכבר התגורר ביבשת ולימד באקדמיה לקסם בגלימור, האנדר חיפש אחר קאטס ששמע שיוכל לספר לו איך להתקדם. תחילה קאטס דחה את עזרתו להאנדר, אבל לאחר מצא פתרון הם נפגשו שוב ונאמר לאנדר שעליו לחפש רובוטית תגלה לו את מיקום הכוח שיעזור לו במלחמה. לאחר חיפושים רבים, מצא האנדר את הרובוטית וחזר לקאטס להמשך קבלת עזרה. לאחר שהצליחו לתקן ולהפעיל את הרובוטית היא הובילה אותו חזרה לטרינה. שם בעזרתם של עוד ארבעה טרינאים הם נכנסו למעורות התת קרקעיות מתחת לטיים-פול. נראה שהיו סיבוכים בדרך חזרה, שכן רק האנדר חזר מהמעורות.

בעזרת כוחו החדש הוא הצליח לאסוף את האורקים ולחסלם, ובזאת לשחרר את יבשת טרינה ממלחמה של שנים.

האנדר נפטר מזקנה לאחר שהקים משפחה.
The Man Without A Moustache

Distinguished by his hat, coat, weapon/ tool and lack of corporeal form. TMWAM is the guardian of The White Room (twitch).

John has described the fabric of TMWAM as "unreality".

Apparently always armed with \*something\* we have encountered TMWAM holding

* A butterfly knife
* A shovel
* A frying pan

## Lore

> The White Room Guardian is a "Wishmaker" style Guardian, as his dimension only allows you to do anything you want as long as you're pure of heart. He carries a blade with him at all times, and will only answer one question for now...It's unknown if you can ask more, as we've yet to ask that. He wears a pinstriped suit and top hat, with a smooth-style American accent that sounds almost like a 1930s gangster. He is named "The Man without a Moustache", even though he has a beard. And apparently, both dimensions are separate. He can be temporarily be defeated if we are radioactive. If you offer to find his moustache, he will be very thankful. He will give you his blade if you find his moustache! Do NOT ask for more questions, as he will get upset. And The Man without a Moustache will knock you out of the room, since he declares you "Not pure of heart".
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> Last known location Level 3 of the Dark Room but an alternate dimension The White Room, seemingly overlapping the same space.
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## Fusion Characters

Fusion/Crossover Character with FPG

The Man without a Flamboyant Potato

## Cosplay

*Gender bent White Room Guardian Cosplay by WitchAngelNekora*
Darren

***It's you!***

 Darren is the stand-in name for the audience, representing a fixed figure. The name is taken from the Darren of The Dark Room fame and is self-adopted via the audience to refer to themselves within the Robbotron fandom.

## Lore: Who is Darren?

The Guardian often states, *"You know what you did, Darren"*

What did he do? Will he ever find the light-switch? Only time will tell!

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Sidney Bristow

### Aliases

Jack Baxter (friend/coworker) Sebastian Fassbender (former coworker)Develon Louder (boss)

## Gallery

Lil Freckles and Big Red's first appearanceBig Red and Lil Freckles caught by the Ultra Violets (again)Jack and Sid intterogating Sebastion on the Ultra VioletsSid barely holding it in when interrogated by The Ultra VioletsSid and Opal meeting at Synchro de MayoSid in a road roller at the Gazebra Demolition siteSid breaking down after getting caught
Detective Bob Darkness

Detective Bob Darkness is Guardian of The Noir Room, and sometimes a Guest Guardian on the main map in place of The Guardian. He wears a bowler hat, and like in any good noir detective movie he narrates his own thoughts aloud. There is often smooth jazz playing in the background when he is around (although no one knows where it is coming from) and this can also be an indicator of his imminent arrival.

Detective Bob Darkness gets paid to see things other people don't see, and don't want to see. He is a former army person, former police officer turned Private Eye. Detective Bob Darkness is a serious person. He walks up and down the mean streets of reality finding those grey areas between the black and the white, keeping the good from the bad and the mediocre...well he leaves that to itself, there is a lot of it.

If you have a case that needs a specialist Film Noir and Double Bass soundtrack, Private Detective Bob Darkness is your man. He drinks whiskey, his main troubles are dames, treachery, treacherous dames, and whiskey.

## The Noir Room

Started out as The Case of the Diamond Woman - A murder mystery style map, that also involved committing murder. This led to the creation of Pope Gossip the 3rd as well. The second case was The Case of the Goodbye Child - Anti Communist Momma getting the child up for school. Seems US based. Mom goes to see Bob Darkness, turns out the Momma is Bob's Ex Wife.

## Main Map Appearances - Clips

Detective Bob Darkness - I get paid to see a lot of things

Detective Bob Darkness - In his own words

## Twitch Channel Point Redeem - Help Me Detective Bob Darkness (5K channel point redeem)

John goes to B/W cam and does a film noir scene! Write down what you want it to be about!

## Robbodex Sprites by WitchAngelNekora

 Noir Room Mode 1 - in the light

 Noir Room Mode 2 - Black and White

## Community Cosplay

*WitchAngelNekora's Genderbent Version of Detective Bob Darkness (Detective Barbara Darkness)*
Noot & NootNoot

Noot & NootNoot are both wind-up penguins; the two of them are indistinguishable from one another to all but John (who can definitely tell them apart... honest). Both Noot and NootNoot are members of The Royal Court.

The pair were sent to John, by a viewer of the Robbotron Twitch channel.

Its widely thought that Queen Scuttles is having an affair with one of the twins as during her decision making she has dived atop one of them in loving embrace.
Surprisingly Durable Fish AKA Fish Slap

*The physical incarnation of the Fish of The Slappening, kindly supplied one saturday christmas by a community member, in response to John's Hitman The slappening Streams. It is now a redeemable reward on John's shows for a mere 300 darren points.*

## Related Shows are available below:

Hitman 2 Tuesday Night Show 21/12/2021

Hitman 2 Wednesday Night Show 22/12/2021

Hitman 2 The Slappening Monday Night Show 27/12/21

Hitman 2 The finale of The Slappening Wednesday Night Show 29/12/2021
SCP-IL-0326 爆啾

项目编号：SCP-IL-0326/爆啾

项目等级：Thaumiel

特殊收容措施：SCP-IL-0326保存于一个大小约为5m x 5m x 5m的房间，该项目栖息于房间内一个20cm x 28cm x 20cm，杆间距为1/2 cm的金属制鸟笼中，笼门需保持开启以安抚SCP-IL-0326的情绪。此房间需位于当地地平面150m以下，其墙壁，天花板及地板需覆盖厚度为5cm以上的铅板，2cm以上高锰钢板及1m以上混凝土隔层。房间配备自动喂食系统，在非紧急情况时，禁止任何人员进入此房间。

项目描述：SCP-IL-0326的外形轮廓类似于一只金丝雀，出于无法被测量的特性及原因，目前并没有确切的体重及体长数据。放射性同位素等任何外在测量方法已被证实无法测定该项目的物质含量，目前初步怀疑SCP-IL-0326并非由物质构成，且会不定时改变自身体型大小。

SCP-IL-0326无法被任何物质所阻挡，它可以轻松的穿越墙壁等障碍物，因而无法在客观上收容。因此，需要每隔半月便以自动喂食装置投喂质量为0.5g，纯度高于50%的铀物质，且形状需为长条形，否则该项目有极大几率出现拒食及焦躁行为，甚至（轻易地）突破收容。

此外，SCP-IL-0326具有与哺乳类生物发生物理接触便瞬间产生核爆的特性，它的任何视觉影像（包括且不限于肉眼观察，录像，拍照，红外及任何激光、放射性元素成像）都会导致观看者陷入发狂状态。陷入发狂状态的观看者体能及反应速度都会获得无上限的提升，理智在半小时内缓慢丧失，并狂热地试图接触该项目。曾发生过一位D级人员发狂时徒手撕开厚度为3cm的钢板，并试图触碰该项目的行为，详见附录0326-A-02。

SCP-IL-0326的叫声无害，且非常动听。

SCP-IL-0326别名为“爆啾”，由A级收容专家███命名。

回收记录：SCP-IL-0326于██年█月█日███被发现于██核电站，██核电站因操作失误产生小型核爆，爆炸范围约为███。核电站清理人员███、███、███及███在目睹该项目时陷入发狂状态并引发了第二次核爆。经SCP基金会███分部介入，SCP-IL-0326在牺牲了213名D级人员（他们都死于处决），20名C级人员（他们都死于处决）后将其成功收容至site-███。

SCP-IL-0326于██年█月█日███在site-███发生收容失效并引发核爆，在SCP基金会███分部完全丧失正常运作功能以后，SCP-IL-0326于██年█月█日███被登记入册并转移至SCP基金会伊鲁恩分部，详见附录0326-B。

附录及脚注：

附录0326-A：经SCP基金会伊鲁恩分部管理员阿斯兰博士准许，███博士、███博士及███博士于██年█月█日被允许开展针对于SCP-IL-0326的造影实验及相关研究，该计划取得较大进展。但出于在计划实行中出现的两次收容事故

，伊鲁恩分部正重新审查该项目的安全及必要性。直至目前，███博士提交的相关报告仍未收到回复。在伊鲁恩分部正式下达禁止令之前，该研究项目可继续实施。

SCP-IL-0326的影像可以通过上百次影像处理将其无效化，从而供研究者安全观看。但出于某种原因，该项目的造影无法在不被哺乳类生物操纵者注视的情况下被处理，一切未被注视下的影像处理都会将造影完全毁坏。因此，只能通过人工处理影像的方式无效化造影。

附录0326-A-01：实验细节及结论

SCP-IL-0326造影实验在每月的██日派遣经受过至少10日影像处理训练的D级人员进入一个5m x 5m x 5m的房间。该房间与SCP-IL-0326的直线距离应超过1km，且以3cm钢板严格密封墙壁、天花板及地板。房间天花板装有一至三架可向房间任何一处无死角射击的机枪，房间正中央置有一部无法联网的电脑，电脑外壳覆有防弹钢板。电脑内应含有图像编辑软件及一张未经处理的SCP-IL-0326的影像。该D级人员应在看到影像的瞬间开始影像处理工作，其中包含且不限于锐化、反色、减少分辨率及亮度，增加燥点等一系列降低影像可视能力的同时保留SCP-IL-0326外表大致轮廓的影像操作。当该D级人员产生严重异常反应并有狂躁化倾向时，便使用机枪将其处决并派入下一名D级人员继续处理影像。

当前研究表明，SCP-IL-0326的影像经过200次及以上特殊处理便可安全查看，但此造影计划消耗昂贵，每月约消耗50名D级人员。

经过处理后无效化的影像十分模糊，但可依稀辨认出SCP-IL-0326的大致形态及动作，此类无效化影象极大的帮助了研究人员针对SCP-IL-0326外貌体型变化及生活习性的研究。

███博士、███博士及█名B级研究员提交的由训练后的灵长类动物代替D级人员开展影像处理的相关提案于██年█月█日被SCP基金会伊鲁恩分部主任阿斯兰博士所否决。

“你们真的认为训练后的大猩猩和猴子能比目前来源稳定的D级人员更加节省预算？恰恰相反。同时，我们也完全无法承担低智灵长类动物狂暴化带来的风险。我闻到了什么？噢，是我最爱的芝士牛肉汉堡！你说什么？来自SCP-IL-0066？你给我回来！”

—该片段来自阿斯兰博士与███博士作报告相关辩论时的录音副本

附录0326-A-02：造影实验事故记录

██年█月█日进行的造影实验中，由D级人员处理的影像并未被完全无效化，A级研究员███博士在观察影像██小时后毫无征兆地突然狂暴化，在前往SCP-IL-0326收容地点时，███博士共杀死了███博士、███博士及██名C级安保人员，██名C级机动特遣队员。令人惊异的是，牺牲品们的死亡方式都是被████。

██年█月█日进行的造影实验中，某位正在处理影像的D级人员在狂暴化后出现了瞬移及防弹的特殊能力。在撕开钢板并强行突破收容以后，该D级人员以500m/s的时速直线朝SCP-IL-0326所处的site-██奔跑。在损失了██名C级人员后，该D级人员在SCP-IL-0326收容设施的地面电梯旁被成功击毙。

“吓死老子了，还以为是个新的scp呢，跑这么快还嗷嗷叫着什么…什么，鸟鸟我这就来接你回家之类的话。啥玩意儿啊，好变态啊。”

—该片段来自参与行动的C级人员██的录音副本

附录0326-B：SCP-IL-0326的详细收容突破记录

1. ██年█月█日███在site-███发生收容失效，原因在于A级人员███为了减少预算，将用于喂食的铀含量从62%降低至49%。SCP-IL-0326在当天并未进食，而是径直飞出收容装置，许久因不确定原因引发小型核爆。此核爆使SCP基金会███分部瘫痪且完全丧失正常运作功能，经SCP基金会伊鲁恩分部接手，SCP-IL-0326被收容至伊鲁恩分部所管理的site-███。

2. ██年█月█日███在site-███发生收容失效，原因未知。SCP-IL-0326在进食后径直飞出收容装置并在无人发现的情况下飞至SCP-IL-0026所处的收容装置内。经特殊处理的监控录像显示在两位收容物独处一段时间后，SCP-IL-0026曾尝试触碰SCP-IL-0326，却因为自身为非物质的原因只引发了极为小型的爆燃。SCP-IL-0326在被爆炸气浪掀飞后表现出了明显的受惊反应，并迅速飞回原收容装置的鸟笼中，其路线经过了D级人员的人数众多的饭堂之一并引发了骚动。由于安保人员的及时出动和处决目睹了SCP-IL-0326的人员共██名，此次收容失效并未造成严重后果。

注：

① 由SCP-IL-0326视觉影像所引起的狂暴化无法通过记忆消除的方式撤销。由██博士提交的研究报告中提及它的视觉影像会对视网膜及大脑皮层带来永久损害。
Reverse Edrisse Blake

“A, you can stay there and live, or B, you an take one step closer and be burnt to a crisp. It’s your decision.” -(Reverse Edrisse)

## Bio

Edrisse was born on a different Paradise island than you would think. Let’s just say, she loved it there. Hated her family, but loved it there. She ended up leaving, taking a boat to anywhere, and ended up at Miitopia.

## Background

Edrisse decided to wreak havoc on Miitopia, but alas, she did not have any powers. She did however, find an evil antique charm that did give her powers so... hooray! She created a team of four, and started attacking people. This party consisted of,

* Herself, a dare-devilish Witch,
* Diona the smart Dancer,
* Leah the nerdy theif(yeah I got nothing for that)
* and Miranda, the laid back worshipper of SATIN

It just went off from there....
Chatters & Decay

Chatters & Decay are both sets of wind-up false teeth; the two of them are indistinguishable from one another to all but John (who can definitely tell them apart... honest). Both Chatters and Decay are member of The Royal Court.

The pair were sent to John, along with a third, as yet unnamed set, by a viewer of the Robbotron Twitch channel.

Chatters & Decay both made their first appearance as mini Dark Room bosses on 16th July 2020. Appearing during an impromptu Dark Room round, if they were to hit the audience (camera) three times game over would be declared; both Chatters and Decay failed to hit us once.

After being applied tot he scales we can now officially state that Decay weighs 10g, we do not know the weight of Chatters.
The Dark Room

## What is The Dark Room?

A space of unknown scale, dimension and time, inhabited by you, and itself. It is unclear if The Dark Room is in itself a living entity or merely a space as things are not all they appear to be: for example, The Guardian is ***not*** inside The Dark Room. So far only 2 Darrens have escaped.

# About:

The Dark Room was born in the year of our John 2012 and is now a feature of John Robertson's twitch streams as well as an award winning live show, and early access steam game. It originated as a small bit parodying text-based adventure games as a live show; it was loved so much by audiences, it has expanded exponentially, and is toured around venues throughout the world. The official birthday of the Dark Room given by John in a recent podcast is 01/08/2012.

### The Rules of The Dark Room:

* **Rule One:** *Find the Light-Switch*
* **Rule Two**: *Find Your Family*
* **Rule Three**: *Escape The Dark Room*

**Addendum:**

### Versions

At this time, The Dark Room comes in several flavours:

* The Dark Room (live show)
* The Dark Room (twitch show)
* The Dark Room (videogame)
* The White Room (twitch)

### Companion "guides"

We here at the wiki do not support public map making or walk-through guides; we do however support adults getting drunk:

* The Dark Room (drinking game)
* For map making and spoiler filled lore discussion, please visit the John Robertson Discord and use channel the-dark-room-chat.

## Interviews

* The Dark Room (3rd of Dec, 2014) - "its worksafe sadomasochism"

## Quotes

* YA DIE
* Laptops and coke zero do not mix.