Captain Swackhammer's Group, their Pirates, Rudy, Charizard, and Charla/Neverland's Greatest Criminal Minds

*(In Magixland, which is a beautiful small island, at a beachside of a south lagoon, there rested a pirate ship. And on board, all the pirates are heard singing)*

Pirates: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**A-rovin’ over the sea**

**Give me a career**

**As a buccaneer**

**It’s the life of a pirate for me**

**Oh, a life of a pirate for me**

*(On the ship, there were various villains on board, doing their usual business such as swabbing the deck and doing busy things, and they are Captain Swackhammer and Admiral Jafar's crew. And here comes the introductions. The first pirate is a male green Zillian with short red upside-down T-shaped hair, dark green eyes, a little long nose, and wearing a brown long-sleeved circus ringleader suit, a light red bowtie, a light brown leather belt with a gold z-shaped buckle, red and blue horizontal striped pants, a gold chain dangling from the pants pocket on the right side, and light brown shoes, and sometimes carries a living purple reptile-like creature head with dark green eyes, a little long nose, and a red bowtie over its white neck rim clips, on a dark purple conducting stick. He is Wack Lizardi, the entertainer of the crew. The second pirate is a male green humanoid gator who sometimes has a huge bloodshot eye tick on the left eye, a gold chest and belly spot, and white nail claws, and wearing a huge red cape with yellow rims on the bottom attached to a blue crystal, gold bracelets, and a gold crown on his head, that is sometimes used as a boomerang. He is King K. Rool, the diabolic aristocratic leader of the Kremlings and member of the crew. The third pirate is a male orange humanoid gator with a light orange chest and belly spot, and wearing a black captain hat with a white gator-like skull and crossbones image on the front, a gold hoop earring on his right ear, if he has any, a black belt with a silver buckle, black boots, and sometimes carries a black metallic handcannon. He is Kaptain Skurvy, K. Rool's partner and leader of the Skurvy pirate crew. With them are four humanoid gator lackeys, who are apparently the fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh pirates. One is a male lime green humanoid gator with a yellow chest and belly spot, and wearing a dark green army helmet with three small yellow arrows pointing down on the front, a brown belt with three brown pouches on the front, and black boots. He is General Klump, K. Rool's loyal general and Skurvy's little brother. The second is a male blue humanoid muscular gator with three white mohawk-like spikes on top of his head, a light blue chest and belly spot, and wearing an army camouflage tanktop jumpsuit, silver bracelets, and a gray belt. He is Krusha, K. Rool's bodyguard and despite his childish personality and little bit of slow talking, he is also the brute muscle member of the crew. The third is a male light green humanoid gator that almost looks identical to K. Rool, and has a pale green chest and belly spot, an Italian accent, and wearing a black bandana backwards around the neck with the white skull and crossbones symbol on the back, a black paper folded-shaped pirate hat also with a white skull and crossbones symbol on the front, and sometimes carries a curved sword. He is Kutlass, Skurvy's first mate and muscle brawn member of the crew. And the fourth is a male black humanoid gator with scrawny, but muscular arms, a light black chest and belly spot, a Russian accent, and wearing brown pants with a rope tied around the waist for support, and like Kutlass, he also carries a curved sword. He is Green Kroc, Skurvy's second mate, and fighter of the crew. The eighth pirate is a fat humanoid blue penguin with a yellow beak and wearing a red hat with a yellow rim and white fuzz ball on top, a red king-like robe with white rims, yellow gloves, a torso-like tubetop with red and orange triangles around it and white rims, yellow shoes, and he sometimes carries a huge wooden hammer with a star on the ends. He is King Dedede, the self-proclaimed greedy king-like thief member of the crew. Next to him is the ninth pirate, which is a purple snail with two sided green mustaches, a green goatee, and a dark aqua blue shell. He is Escargoon, Dedede's loyal lackey who sometimes gets treated like a punching bag to his master and their crew members The tenth pirate is an orange bodily suit monkey man-like creature with a gold hoop earrings, black sunglasses, a white spot on his chest and belly, a yellow plush bear on his side, which is a Monzaemon, and he carries a lot of guitars. He is Etemon, a monkey man-type Digimon who is also the entertainer of the crew. The eleventh pirate is a wooden puppet-like creature with red eyes and a little long metal nose, and wearing a red plushy cap with a yellow ball on the end and a yellow skull and poison symbol on the center, blue overalls with gold bullet shells on the straps, white gloves, a wooden marionette on his back with four red strings attached to him, and he carries a huge metal hammer with cannon-like holes. He is Puppetmon, the puppet-type Digimon who is another entertainer of the crew. The twelfth pirate is a pale skinned woman with white hip length hair and wearing a red sleevless dress with a matching short scarf-like cape, a red and purple striped tall hat with a spider-shaped brooch in the middle, dark purple sunglasses, a purple belt, purple spider web-designed arm gloves, and purple boots. She is Arukenimon, a spider woman-type Digimon with the power to transform into her true monstrous spider-type Digimon form. The thirteenth pirate is a slate gray skinned man with yellow eyes and wearing a blue long-sleeved jacket with yellow buttons and gray sleeve rims, dark gray gloves, a blue hat with a gray belt around it and yellow buttons, blue pants, and dark grey shoes, and is carrying a silver cane with a red jewel on top. He is Mummymon, Arukenimon's partner and he also has the power to transform into his true mummy-type Digimon form. The fourteenth pirate is a male mutant chimpanzee with a huge brain sticking out of his head, black fur, green skin, pink eyes, and wearing a white helmet over his brain with purple one zigzag lines around it and a metal rim with purple jewels around it, blue sleeveless tunic, a white belt with a purple upside-down triangle buckle, white gloves, a big purple cape, and white boots. He is Mojo Jojo, inventor of the crew. The fifteenth pirate is a male pink furry creature with a light orange skin on the face, a big green nose, two gray pom-poms on the two black stringed antennas, and wearing blue overalls and brown boots. He is Fuzzy Lumpkins, a temperamental brute force and banjo player of the crew. The sixteenth pirate is a male red demon-like creature with green eyes, short black headwear like a swimcap, a black curly goatee, and dark red lobster-like claws, and wearing a blood red sleeveless tunic with pink curly rims, a black belt with an orange buckle, and black leg length boots. He is Him, the manipulating, riddle-maker member of the crew with a high feminine-live demon voice when happy or sad, and a deep menacing demon voice when angry. There's also five crew members that have green skin, who are apparently the seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth, twentieth, and twenty-first pirates. One is a tall skinny green boy with black hair, and wearing black sunglasses, red, white, and blue striped wristbands, a blue and orange ski vest over a white baseball shirt with long purple sleeves, yellow pants, and black shoes. He is Ace D. Copular, leader of the Gangreen Gang and gangster of the crew. The second is a snake-like green boy with a spiky nose, short black chin-length hair, pink eyes, black lips, a forked tongue, and catlike pupils, and wearing a brown kangol beret hat, a white tanktop with black rims and a yellow stripe around the torso, black and yellow striped wristbands, orange shorts, white socks, and black and white converse shoes. He is Sanford “Snake” D. Ingleberry, the slippery member of the Gangreen Gang and gangster of the crew. The third is a short green boy with a Spanish accent, a large chin with rounded teeth jutting out from his lower lip, and short black emo-like hair covering his right eye, is wearing a red short-sleeved shirt with a white long-sleeved one underneath, black pants, and black shoes. He is Li’l Arturo de la Guerra, the shortest member of the Gangreen Gang, and gangster of the crew. The fourth is a ape-like green boy with an oval-shaped head, snail-like eyes, short black hair, and a tongue lolling out of his mouth, and wearing a dark red ripped shirt, and brown ripped pants with a rope tied around the waist for support. He is Grubber J. Gribberish, the gross member of the Gangreen Gang and gangster of the crew. The fifth is a huge fat green boy with short orange hair covering his eyes and a buck tooth, and wearing a dark green shirt with two yellow striped rims on the sleeves with the belly sticking out, blue pants with the ankle rims rolled up, a black belt with a yellow buckle, and black and white shoes. He is Big William “Billy” W. Williams, the brawny member of the Gangreen Gang and gangster of the crew. The twenty-second pirate is a male muscular humanoid penguin with black and white feathers, slate blue feathers on the head, and a dark orange beak with a red tip on the nose, pale orange webbed feet, and wearing a red cape, and black pants with a light lavender sash with a yellow buckle. He is Drake, the brute muscle member of the crew and a self-proclaimed lady's man. He is Drake. The twenty-third pirate is a yellow skinned human man with red palm tree-like hair, and wearing a green long-sleeved shirt, blue pants, brown long shoes over his long feet, and sometimes carries a machete. He is Sideshow Bob, the killer member of the crew. The twenty-fourth pirate is a human man with small short two orange side mustaches, short brown hair, and wearing a gold helmet with gold goggles with round blue sight glasses, a red cape, a blue tunic with a round gold torso-like armor, white gloves, blue pants, and umber brown boots. He is Hare, the slave trader member of the crew. The twenty-fifth pirate is a purple and gray robot-like man with red eyes, yellow metallic teeth, gray horns on top of his head, red stripes, and wearing a black cape with the interior colored dark red. He is Evil Emperor Zurg, also the inventor of the crew. The twenty-sixth pirate is a blue skinned man with yellow eyes, short dark blue hair and a beard and chin goatee and is wearing a purple and red armor, and a gray metallic arm consisting some weapons, including a flamethrower. He is Warp Darkmatter, Zurg's loyal lackey who is the hunter of the crew. The twenty-seventh pirate is a human man with a huge orange pumpkin for a head with yellow eyes, and wearing a purple scarecrow-like hat with a dark purple rim with a red feather sticking out, a white tunic with a dark gray belt with a gray buckle, light purple gloves, purple leggings, dark lavender 17th century shoes, and sometimes carries a scythe-like sword. He is Jack O'Lantern, the prankster member of the crew. He is Jack O'Lantern. The twenty-eighth pirate is a male green humanoid fish wearing a black cowboy hat, a gray sleeveless shirt, a black vest, metal shoulder armor plates, a knife hanging on a black stringed necklace, a dark gray belt with a skull for a buckle and a small pouch, black fingerless glove with metal spikes on his right hand, black pants, black cowboy boots containing spikes as well, and he sometimes carried a red bandana and black sunglasses. He is Dennis, the hit-man of the crew. The twenty-ninth pirate is a male green humanoid bean creature with yellow eyes and wearing a black beret hat with a green top, a purple eyemask, a purple and light purple striped long-sleeved shirt, white gloves, black pants, and black shoes. He is Popple, the shadow thief member of the crew. The thirtieth pirate is a green and yellow humanoid snake man with red and yellow eyes, and wearing a lower jaw metal robot-like clamp, two metallic robot-like arms and legs, a black fedora hat with a red rim and red trimming, a black robe with two pink triangles on the bottom in front, and a purple cape with red snake-like symbols. He is Thaddeus E. Klang. The thirty-first pirate is a male light orange furred humanoid wolf with dark brown eyebrows and a black nose and is wearing a blue long-sleeved jacket with red rims and yellow buttons, a red sash belt, light blue pants that are rolled by the ankles, and dark blue boots. He is Don Karnage, the swordfighter of the crew. He is Don Karnage. The thirty-second pirate is a male green muscular mutant gator with yellow eyes and wearing a red cowboy hat with a brown rim around it, a brown tattered vest, brown tape-like wristbands, a dark brown belt, dark blue pants and boots, and his weapons are a lobster, and a bear trap attached to his belt. He is Leatherhead, the brawn hunter and fighter of the crew. The thirty-third pirate is a man with a bald head, a medium sized pink nose, a big orange mustache, and wearing silver goggles on his bald head, dark blue sunglasses, a red long-sleeved, scientist-like jacket with white linings and yellow buttons and rims, white gloves, and a black long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit underneath. He is Dr. Eggman, the scientist and another inventor of the crew. Eggman. And the thirty-fourth, thirty-fifth, and last pirates are an orb-shaped type of male robot with red armor, the second is a cube-shaped type of male robot with yellow armor, and the third a pyramid-shaped type of female robot with blue armor. They are Orbot, Cubot, and Tribot respectively and they are Eggman's clumsy lackeys. Anyway, once the crew was done doing their works, they, except Etemon and Puppetmon, went up to a Captain’s headquarter door with a crude drawing of their captain on it in an angry mood. The reason why they are angry; They want to leave Magixland and forget about killing Tommy and Dil Pickles and they are sick of being stuck on the island. As they sang, they began to angrily throw knives at the drawing on the door)*

Pirates: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**They never bury your bones**

**For when it’s all over**

**A jolly sea roger**

**Drops in on his friend**

**Davy Jones**

**Oh....**

*(Then, the door opens to a male bird and six male mutants. The male bird is a male Scarlet Macaw with red feathers, yellow eyes, thick black eyebrows, white eye markings, an orange hooked beak and feet, blue wing tips and tail feathers, and teeth in his beak. He is Iago, Swackhammer and Jafar's first mate. The first male mutant is a male anthro rat with peach skin, small eyes, white buckteeth, small whiskers, a black nose, and wearing a yellow and orange plug hat, dark blue goggles, a red, white, yellow, and silver battery pack with a blue crisscross outlet plug-like buckle clipped around the torso, a blue belt with a plug wire-carrying wheel on the left side, turquoise rubber gloves, turquoise boots, and a yellow long-sleeved jumpsuit with a neck collar flap. He is Megavolt, the crazy, yet intelligent, member of the Fearsome Four and Swackhammer and Jafar's second mate. The second male mutant is a male duck with white feathers, an orange beak and webbed feet, big white buckteeth, short light brown hair on the top of his head, and wearing a red and purple jester hat, both with jingle bells and acts like a mask, a pale blue court ruff around his neck, white gloves, a purple knee-length jumpsuit with a yellow waist line-like belt, long orange sleeves, one with red polka dots and another with red stripes, purple sleeve rims, and red shoes. He is Quackerjack, the hyperactive member of the Fearsome Four and Swackhammer and Jafar's third mate. The third male mutant is a male half-duck, half-plant creature with green feathers, an orange beak, vines for arms, leaves for hands, brown root legs, purple dandelion-like hair, three tiny purple pollen-like antennae, and blue eyes. He is Bushroot, the pessimistic leader of the Fearsome Four and Swackhammer and Jafar's fourth mate. The fourth male mutant is a male blue water-like dog. He is Liquidator, the polite member of the Fearsome Four and Swackhammer and Jafar's fifth mate. The fifth male mutant is a male warthog mutant with light brown fur, a purple mohawk with a ponytail, and wearing purple sunglasses, a white hoop nose-ring in his nostrils, a bone and skull necklace, a red vest, a brown bullet shoulder sling, a gray spiky bracelet on the right wrist, a chain bracelet on the left wrist, two dark yellow turtle shell shoulder armor on his shoulders, black pants, a chain belt with a cuff-like buckle around the waist, a gray band around the left leg, and red and white converse shoes. He is Bebop, a bumbling brawny punk warthog mutant and sixth mate to Swackhammer and Jafar. And the last male mutant is a male rhinoceros with dark gray skin, a light gray nose horn, yellow eyes, and wearing a yellow tanktop with the belly sticking out, a brown wooden plank weapon holdster carried on his back, a brown bullet shoulder sling, brown wristbands, tan brown pants, a brown belt with a gray square-shaped buckle around the waist, a dark yellow turtle shell pouch on the right side of his belt, and brown boots. He is Rocksteady, Bebop's bumbling punk mutant rhino partner and seventh mate to Swackhammer and Jafar. As they exited the captain and admiral’s headquarters, with Rocksteady carrying a tray with a shaving kit, they finished singing the song with the pirates too)*

Mates and pirates: **Oh, my good friend**

**Davy Jones**

*(Unaware of how angry the crew is, the mates greeted them happily)*

Bebop and Rocksteady: Good morning, shipmates!

Quackerjack: It’s a beautiful morning!

Iago, Megavolt, Bushroot, and Liquidator: Yeah!

*(Suddenly, Arukenimon roughly yanked Bushroot and Iago up to her and Mummymon)*

Arukenimon: And what’s good about it, Iago, Bebop, Rocksteady, and Fearsome Four?!

Mummymon: Yeah, there’s nothing good about it, but thanks for asking us!

*(The two tossed Bushroot aside, bumping him into Megavolt. K. Rool and Skurvy then grabbed Megavolt and Rocksteady and Skurvy pointed his sword at Megavolt and Rocksteady’s bellies)*

K. Rool : Here we are, collecting barnacles on this miserable island.

Skurvy: Not to mention no treasure to steal lately whatsoever!

*(They then released Megavolt and Rocksteady, bumping them into Bebop. As Bebop was about to recover, his nose got caught in Fuzzy's gun nose)*

Fuzzy: While his captainship, admiralship, and even Negaduck plays ring around the rosy with Tommy Pickles!

Leatherhead: And his little brother is more annoying than a talking macaw.

Iago: (Offended) What?!

Hare: Heck, one time they beat us, that brat wouldn’t shut up on her gloating on us!

Wack: Ezzzzpecially with that pink guy that zzzzayzzz "Poyo" all the time!

Drake: That's all he ever says!

Bebop: Look out there, *(Snorts)* it might go off!

*(Bebop freed his nose from Fuzzy’s gun and he stumbled back)*

Megavolt: Well, excuse us for…!

*(Suddenly, Warp lassoed Bebop, Rocksteady, Iago, and the Fearsome Four’s necks up with a rope lasso and barely hung them)*

Warp: We want to get back to the business of looting ships!

Zurg: That's right!

*(Bob and Dennis then came up to them with their machetes)*

Dennis: Why, I even almost forgot to slit a throat!

Bob: Especially when it comes to making our enemies dismembered!

*(They sliced their machetes on the ropes on Iago, Bebop, Rocksteady, and the Fearsome Four's necks, freeing them. After recovering, the mates glared at them)*

Liquidator: Why not lash out at the captain and admiral instead about your problems?!

Iago: Instead of us as usual?

Rocksteady: That way….

Mojo Jojo: Because they will punish us with death!

Ace: Especially with the captain and admiral's pet giant cat, Felicia!

Snake, Arturo, and Billy: Yeah!

*(Grubber blew an angry raspberry in agreement)*

Him: (High-feminine voice) I don’t like to be *(In demonic voice)* cat bait at all!

Popple: Me neither, see?!

Klump: It wouldn’t be pleasant to be eaten!

Krusha, Kutlass, and Green Kroc: That's right!

Bushroot: So what?!

Iago: Quit being wimps!

Quackerjack: Go talk to them!

Escargoon: (Throwing his knife at them) Then why don't *you* wimps better drop it to them?!

*(The mates dodged the knife. Then the crew began throwing their knives at them, making them dodge them too as they hurried up the stairs)*

Dedede: Tell them we want to go back to sea, see?!

*(On “See,” he throws his dagger at the mates, but they dodged, only for the knife to hit and knock over a barrel full of slop on Bushroot, causing the pirates to laugh at them, with Dedede unknowingly bonking Escargoon on his head while laughing. After cleaning Bushroot off, he and the mates glared at the pirates. They then secretly stuck their tongues out at them and walked away with Rocksteady still carrying the shaving kit tray. Once on the way to their captain, admiral, and this Negaduck, they began talking)*

Iago: The crew is so immature!

Quackerjack: I agree!

Megavolt: (Mockingly) “Why don't *you* wimps better drop it to them?” *(In his real angry voice)* Who does he and the crew think they are?

Dark teenage boy's voice: Let me guess. They picked on you again?

*(They stopped and noticed three humans, a robot containing a male creature, a male vampire-type Digimon, and five male creatures. The first human is a Japanese man with short black hair, thick black eyebrows, dark brown eyes, and wearing a silver armored samurai-like helmet with a metal face mask covering his mouth and nose, spiky, silver shoulder pads, a dark purple sleeveless tunic, a black obi, spiky, silver, handless, fingerless gauntlets on his arms and hands, black stockings, a spiky, silver shin pads, black boots, and a long, flowing, purple cape. He is Shredder, Swackhammer and Jafar's eighth mate. The second human is a woman with pale blue eyes, light purple short spiky hair, and is wearing a dark purple tunic with a right arm sleeve over a red bodily jumpsuit, a metal armor gauntlet on the left arm by her hand, red fingerless gloves, a light purple belt, red knee-high boots, and sometimes carried dark brown scanner sunglasses to wear at times. She is Hunter J, the Queen of the Kingdom of Darkness and Swackhammer and Jafar's ninth mate. The last human is a male teenage boy wearing his black armor-like helmet with a black glass dome, and mostly wore a black and red bodily vein-like tunic, red gauntlets, black gloves, a dark red belt around the waist, and two dark red belts criss-crossing in front underneath the first belt, a long knee-length spiky black, red, and blue kilt on his hips, black and red vein-like pants, pale dark red leg boots, and sometimes carries a black and red evil-looking Keyblade with two blue reptile-like eyes. He is Vanitas, the Prince of the Kingdom of Darkness, Hunter J's son, and Swackhammer and Jafar's ninth mate. The male creature in the robot is a pink brain-like creature with purple eyes and crooked teeth, and his robot is a tall, muscular male android with turning fork-esque strand of hair on his head, wearing gray chained shoulder straps, gray shoulder pads, a dark red loincloth, gray wristbands, gray scanner-like eyeglasses, a yellow TV screen-like belt, and red shoes. He is Krang, Swackhammer and Jafar's tenth mate. The male vampire-type Digimon has short dirty blonde hair, red eyes, pointy ears, sharp vampire canines, and pale gray skin, and wearing a red bat-shaped eye mask, a blue long-sleeved jumpsuit with red bat symbols on his shoulders, yellow buttons and rims, olive green belts on the waist, green sleeve rims with yellow buttons, a yellow bat shaped brooch holding a black cape with red trimming, gray gloves with light gray bat symbols on them, and black boots with silver skull symbols on the feet. He is Myotismon, the King of the Kingdom of Darkness, Hunter J's husband, Vanitas' father, and Swackhammer and Jafar's eleventh mate. The first male creature is a big orange alien and looks like a monster version of Charles Barkley. He is Pound, Swackhammer and Jafar's twelfth mate. The second male creature is a small little muscular red alien and looks like a monster version of Muggsy Bogues. He is Nawt, Swackhammer and Jafar's thirteenth mate. The third male creature is a big green alien with a hunched back and short orange hair and looks like a monster version of Patrick Ewing. He is Bang, Swackhammer and Jafar's fourteenth mate. The fourth male creature is a tall big blue alien with short dark blue hair and looks like a monster version of Shawn Bradley. He is Blanko, Swackhammer and Jafar's fifteenth mate. And the last male creature is a big purple alien with a small dark purple palm tree-like hair and looks like a monster version of Larry Johnson. He is Bupkus, Swackhammer and Jafar's sixteenth mate. And all five of these aliens are muscular and wearing black basketball tanktops with the white zero on the front and back, black basketball shorts, with both the tanktops and shorts having yellow rims, white socks, and black and white converse shoes. Anyway, Bebop, Rocksteady, Iago, and the Fearsome Four recognized them casually)*

Iago, Bebop, Rocksteady, and Fearsome Four: Hey, Shredder, Krang, Hunter J, Myotismon, Vanitas, and Monstars.

Bushroot: And yeah, they did.

Rocksteady: Treated like garbage again.

Liquidator: As usual.

Bebop: Yeah.

Nawt: You really think they'll leave us alone about it until we do, huh?

Blanko: They're pirates.

Pound: Always the tough guys.

Bang: Especially always the cold-hearted pirates who treat you like garbage, know what I mean?

Bupkus: Especially me. Heck, one time, they dumped a bucket full on chum on me just because I chickened out on talking to the captain, admiral, and even Negaduck of leaving this place.

Shredder: How can we not forget that?

Krang: You even reeked of chum for a week after washing it off.

Myotismon: Anyway, let’s just go talk to the captain, admiral, and Negaduck about this.

Hunter J: And hopefully, they’ll stop.

Vanitas: Indeed.

Bushroot: Come on.

Megavolt: Let's do this.

*(Then they, along with Shredder, Krang, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and the Monstars, continued to their captain and admiral. On the top deck of the ship, the captain himself is reading a map of Magixland on his desk with two males looking with him. The captain is a male dark green fat ugly alien with yellow eyes, a cigar in his mouth, and a silver hook in place of his left hand, and is wearing a pink long-sleeved shirt, a purple long-sleeved business jacket, purple business pants, and dark gray flip-flop sandals, and he has a silver hook in place of his left hand. He is Swackhammer. The first male is a tall, lanky, sinister-looking man with a bald head, a skinny black pointy beard and mustache, brown eyes, and wearing a black turban with gold yellow trimming, a dark red feather, and a ruby red jewel on a gold brooch, pale yellow sleeveless turtleneck shirt, black pants with poofy legs, red stockings, a black long-sleeved robe with poofy sleeves, pointy (But broad) shoulders, red armbands, a black cape with red trimming, and a red sash around his waist, and gold Arabian shoes, and carried a gold cobra staff with glowing blood red eyes as his weapon. He is Jafar, admiral the crew. And the last male is an evil version of Darkwing Duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak and webbed feet, and wearing a red long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a yellow long-sleeved coat with four black buttons, a black eyemask, a red fedora with a red ribbon, and a black cape with red trimming. He is Negaduck. Anyway, Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck got annoyed and angry while they read the Magixland map on the desk)*

Swackhammer: Blast that Tommy Pickles, and his brother and friend, Dil and Kirby, too!

Jafar: I completely agree, Swackhammer. If only we could find their hideout, we’d trap them in there!

Negaduck: I know, Jafar, but where is it?

Swackhammer: Good question, Negaduck. Hmm, Mermaid Lagoon? No, we searched there already. And we combed Carnivore Cove.

*(Jafar suddenly noticed a spot on the map’s western part of the island)*

Jafar: (Pointing at it) How about here?

Swackhammer: No, no! That’s Powhatan ter...!

*(Negaduck and Jafar suddenly stopped him and began to change his mind)*

Jafar: But wait! Perhaps we could strategize a plan.

Negaduck: What if we…?

*(They whispered in Swackhammer’s ear, and Swackhammer smiled evilly on this)*

Swackhammer: Wait a minute. That’s it. Good idea, Negaduck.

Negaduck: Those savages know this island than we do on our own ship.

Jafar: Indeed.

*(He, Swackhammer, and Negaduck began to ponder)*

Swackhammer: I wonder....

Jafar: Yeah….

Negaduck: What do those plan to do with those Powhatans...?

*(Then, the mates arrived as Rocksteady placed the shaving kit tray on a nearby barrel. Swackhammer and Jafar, while still thinking of an idea, noticed them along with Negaduck briefly)*

Bebop and Rocksteady: Good morning, Captain, Admiral, and Negaduck!

Quackerjack: It’s a beautiful morning!

Megavolt, Bushroot, and Liquidator: Yeah!

Iago: Talk about a chain reaction.

Hunter J: That's the same thing you said before to the crew.

*(Suddenly, Swackhammer and Jafar got an idea that they shouted out, startling the mates)*

Swackhammer: I got it!

Jafar: Yes! Perfect! What is it?

*(The captain and admiral turned to Negaduck and the mates)*

Swackhammer: We’ll ask Pocahontas and Captain John Smith!

*(The mates gave confused looks)*

Mates: Pocahontas and John Smith?

Jafar: You know, Chief Powhatan's daughter and her white-skinned husband.

Negaduck: If you recall correctly.

*(Realizing, the mates understood)*

Bushroot: Now I remember.

Swackhammer: They’ll know where Tommy, Dil, and Kirby are hiding.

*(The mates, except Myotismon's group, however, were unsure of this)*

Myotismon: Excellent idea!

Quackerjack: But what makes you think they’ll talk?

Iago: If I recall correctly, they're Tommy and Dil's friends.

Vanitas: (Shaking his clenched fist at the mates) Silence, you wimps!

*(Iago was about to speak)*

Vanitas: And you too, Loudy McSquawk!

Iago: Hey! I'm not Loudy McSquawk!

Swackhammer: ENOUGH!!

*(They quiet down)*

Jafar: (Shrugging them off) As we were saying, a little persuasion can help.

Swackhammer: Now, what torture shall we think of?

Hunter J: Boiling in oil?

Swackhammer: Nah, too hot.

Rocksteady: How about keelhauling?

Swackhammer: No! We’re not injuring them!

Vanitas: I know of a lady-like torture in Pocahontas' case!

Myotismon: (Sarcastically) Why am I not surprised?

Vanitas: How about marooning?

Swackhammer: No!

Jafar: That’s stupid.

*(They suddenly got an idea)*

Swackhammer: I know! We’ll try marooning them!

Jafar: My sentiments, exactly!

*(Vanitas groans while slapping his hand on his forehead in annoyance, for it was his idea. Suddenly, they heard two voices singing badly. They looked up and saw near the crow's nest Etemon and Cubot singing badly while playing on one of Etemon's guitar and Cubot's accordion. Next to them, Eggman, Orbot, and Tribot are covering their ears to block out the horrible singing)*

Cubot and Etemon: (Singing) **Oh, a pirate's life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**You'll find adventure and sport**

**But late every minute**

**For all that is in it**

*(Even Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck were annoyed by the bad singing. His henchmen on the other hand just ignored their bad singing. Eggman, Orbot, and Tribot gestured Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck to make Etemon and Cubot stop)*

Cubot and Etemon: (Singing) **The life of a pirate**

**Is shoooooooort**

**Oh, the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....**

*(Getting Eggman, Orbot, and Tribot's gestures, Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck pulled their laser gun, cobra scepter, and other laser gun out respectively and shot the guitar and accordion out of Etemon and Cubot's hands, making them fall into the water, splashing Megavolt in the process)*

Megavolt: (Through gritted teeth) I hate getting wet!

Quackerjack: (Laughing hysterically) You look like a drowned rat, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Angrily) Don't call me "Sparky!"

*(Etemon and Cubot shouted down to Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck in anger)*

Etemon: Hey! What's the big idea?! We were just singing a song here!

Cubot: Yeah! We were just almost done when you shot at us!

Swackhammer: Well, next time, sing better!

Jafar and Negaduck: That's right!

*(Angrily, Etemon grumbled and climbed down to the deck on the other side of the ship. Cubot, while climbing down with Eggman, Orbot, and Tribot, climbed down to the other side of the ship as well while they talked)*

Cubot: I don't understand why he didn't just shouted at us not to annoy him instead of shooting our instruments.

Eggman: Well, let's just say that your singing stinks worse than a fart.

Cubot: I don't fart that much!

Orbot: Yes, as a matter of fact, Cubot does have a point.

Tribot: Usually, tacos mostly give him gas.

Eggman: I was being descriptive, you morons!

*(During their conversation, the Monstars rolled their eyes in annoyance secretly, for they knew their arguments and conversations can be confusing and annoying. After they were gone, Swackhammer puts the gun away and changed the subject)*

Swackhammer: Now, where were we?

Jafar: Before we were interrupted….

Negaduck: By bad singing....

Bushroot: Wow, Captain Swackhammer, Admiral Jafar, and Negaduck.

Liquidator: Shooting the guitar and accordion out of Etemon and Cubot’s hands in the middle of their cadenza?

Quackerjack: (Laughs a bit) That ain’t good form, you know.

Megavolt: Especially that one time when Negaduck almost got eaten.

*(Iago, Bebop, Rocksteady, Bushroot, and Liquidator got shocked on what Megavolt and Quackerjack said and angrily tried to shush them, but it was too late. Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck heard them and turned to them calmly at first)*

Jafar: Good form, Megavolt and Quackerjack?

Swackhammer: You don’t say?

Negaduck: Yeah.

*(Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck got angry and Swackhammer knocked the desk over)*

Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck: Blast good form!

*(Swackhammer waves his hook in front of the mates angrily while Jafar went up to them and rolled up his left robe sleeve, showing four old teeth mark scratches on his left arm)*

Swackhammer: Did Tommy Pickles show good form when they did this to us?!

Jafar: AND IT HURT, TOO!!

Negaduck: Next time you want to say "Good form," say it at the right time next time!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack tried to calm them down in an apologetic way as Jafar rolled his sleeve back down)*

Megavolt: Understood.

Quackerjack: Aw, Captain, Admiral.

*(He chuckles nervously a bit)*

Quackerjack: Tommy cutting the captain’s hand off, getting the admiral’s arm injured, and the assistant captain almost eaten were only a couple of childish pranks.

*(He pulls his Mr. Banana Brain doll out)*

Quackerjack: (In high-pitched voice) In fact, he did it to save his brother from you, Lou.

Krang: (Punching Quackerjack) Don’t make it worse!

Swackhammer: Yeah, well, that brat then threw my hand to that dinosaur, Rudy!

Jafar: And after he ate it, one chomp from his chewing scarred my arm, due to those brats kicking me down to him, and bit mine and Swackhammer's pet, Felicia!

Negaduck: Along with nearly being swallowed alive when I slipped and fell because of Jafar!

Swackhammer: And ever since then, that accursed beast, not to be confused with Felicia, liked the taste of me, Jafar, Negaduck, and our pet so well, he’s been following us, licking his chops for the rest of me mostly.

*(As he, Negaduck and Jafar ranted about this, Bebop took off Negaduck's cape and hat and walked around. Iago tried to seat Negaduck in a chair and cover him with a blanket, but he kept missing. Finally, when Swackhammer and Jafar finished, Iago seated Negaduck in the chair and covered him in the blanket)*

Iago: And he would’ve had you, Negaduck, the admiral, and Felicia by now, Captain.

Megavolt: If he hadn’t swallowed the alarm clock.

Rocksteady: But when he is now near, he’ll warn you immediately with his tick-tock, tick-tocking.

*(As he said “Tick-tock, tick-tocking” while Rocksteady starting to prepare the shaving kit, the sound of ticking is heard nearby. Negaduck, Jafar, and the mates got surprised that he is coming now on cue, while Swackhammer got a fearful look on his face. Then, from beneath the water, near the ship, a creature emerged, looking up at Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck. The creature is a crocodile-sized male albino dinosaur with red yellow eyes and part of his jaw scarred from a missing tooth. That is Rudy, the said dinosaur that is after Swackhammer, Jafar, Negaduck, and Felicia because of their delicious tastes, but mostly for Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck. As the captain shook in fear, Rudy licked his lips hungrily while drooling)*

Swackhammer: Guys.... GUYS!!!!

*(Swackhammer jumped and cowered behind the mates, knocking Negaduck down off the chair)*

Negaduck: Hey!

Swackhammer: Save me! Don’t let him get me! I beg of you!

*(Jafar, while rolling his eyes, Negaduck, also rolling his eyes, and the mates went up the railing)*

Jafar: Now listen up, you!

Negaduck: You should be ashamed of yourself!

Megavolt: Yeeeeeah!

Nawt: Who do you think you are scaring our captain?

Bushroot: There’ll be no handouts today!

Liquidator: Yeah, beat it!

Bebop and Rocksteady: Please?

*(Rudy then begged like a dog. Negaduck, Jafar, and the mates then shouted things like “Shoo now!” or “Go away!” and finally “Get out of here!” and Rudy glared at them and swam away. Cowering behind a chair, Swackhammer took a peek)*

Swackhammer: Is he gone?

Shredder: Yes, Captain.

Negaduck: All clear.

Liquidator: Nothing to worry about.

*(Swackhammer comes out of hiding, but is still shaking in fear)*

Swackhammer: But guys, I can’t stand it anymore! I can’t!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack calmed him down as they seated him and Negaduck in two chairs, again in Negaduck's case, and covered them in two blankets, also again in Negaduck's case)*

Megavolt: Now, relax, Captain. What you and Negaduck need is a shave.

*(Quackerjack then wrapped two towels around Ruber and Negaduck’s head respectively)*

Quackerjack: A nice clean shave.

*(As Swackhammer calmed down underneath the towel, he and Negaduck fell asleep)*

Jafar: You two are seriously going to shave them?

*(Instead of answering, Megavolt and Quackerjack then started singing while Jafar walked away)*

Jafar: I’m going to get a drink.

Megavolt and Quackerjack: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**A-sailin’ over the sea**

**Give me a career**

**As a....**

*(At the same time Megavolt and Quackerjack are singing, two seagulls were flying by, when they noticed Swackhammer and Negaduck’s towel-wrapped heads, and thinking they're nests, they laid on their own. After they landed on the towel, Megavolt and Quackerjack stopped singing when Bushroot spoke up upon noticing the seagulls along with the other mates)*

Bushroot: Uh, Megavolt, Quackerjack?

Megavolt: (To Bushroot) Not now. *(To Swackhammer and Negaduck)* Captain, Negaduck, we just can’t help but notice.

Quackerjack: (Agreeing) You two and Jafar are not your usual jolly self lately.

*(He and Megavolt then covered the seagulls’ butts and tails with shaving cream, thinking it’s Swackhammer and Negaduck’s shadowed faces. Liquidator tried to explain what’s going on)*

Liquidator: Guys, you’re actually….

Quackerjack: Not now.

*(He then took a shaver and started singing as Mr. Banana Brain)*

Quackerjack: (In high-pitched voice) **Give me a career**

**As a buccaneer....**

*(As he prepared the shaver, Quackerjack suddenly remembered what the crew forcefully asked him and the mates to do about leaving Magixland, stopped singing and spoke up in his high-pitched voice)*

Quackerjack: (In high-pitched voice) Now's your chance to tell them, Tim. *(In normal voice)* Good idea, Mr. Banana Brain. *(To Swackhammer and Negaduck)* And the crew’s getting really impatient, Captain and Negaduck.

Megavolt: That is, what’s left of them.

*(Megavolt then shaved the seagulls’ butts and tails clean of their feathers with Quackerjack's help. Annoyed by Megavolt and Quackerjack’s idiotic method of shaving the seagulls instead of Swackhammer and Negaduck’s shadowed faces, the mates tried to speak up again)*

Mates except Megavolt and Quackerjack: Guys, you’re shaving the…!

Megavolt and Quackerjack: (Getting angry and annoyed) Not now!

*(The two calmed down and spoke to Swackhammer and Negaduck again)*

Quackerjack: And Mr. Banana Brain here wants to ask you this one question; *(In high-pitched voice)* So why don’t we just sail away, Jay?

Megavolt: Leave Magixland and forget Tommy and Dil and his friends?

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack then rubbed aftershave on their hands and patted the seagulls’ butts with it. After they were done, the seagulls bolted awake and after seeing their naked butts and tails, flew away, squawking in embarrassment)*

Megavolt: Oh, come on, Captain. Don’t cry.

Quackerjack: (In normal voice) And don't yell at us, Negaduck.

Megavolt: We’ll be more happier after that.

Quackerjack: Not to mention a whole lot healthier.

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack then puts some shaving powder on their hands and begins to pat their hands in the air while they were about to sing)*

Mates except Megavolt and Quackerjack: GUYS!!!!

Megavolt and Quackerjack: WHAT?!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack noticed the seagulls are gone)*

Megavolt and Quackerjack: Captain, Admiral?!

Megavolt: Oh my gosh!! We never shaved them this close before!

Quackerjack: (Points at Megavolt) *You* did most of the shaving, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Angrily) Don't call me "Sparky!"

Myotismon: Well, if you had payed attention....

Megavolt: Shut up and look around for their heads!

*(As Megavolt and Quackerjack crawled on the floor, searching for the heads, their backs picked up the chairs and the rocking made the towels fall off of Swackhammer and Negaduck’s heads. They woke up suddenly and after looking around in confusion, they noticed Megavolt and Quackerjack, searching around like idiots, and got annoyed and angry)*

Swackhammer and Negaduck: Get up, you idiots!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack bolted to their feet, knocking Swackhammer, Negaduck, and the chairs aside. The mates noticed and they, except Megavolt and Quackerjack, got shocked)*

Megavolt and Quackerjack: (Saluting) Aye-aye, sirs!

*(They heard the chairs crash down on the deck and noticed Swackhammer, Negaduck, and the chairs landed on the other side where Jafar and the other crew members are. They got confused at first, but they became curious on what happened when the mates arrived down there, shouting in concern for their captain and admiral. Jafar, however, had a feeling something happened, even though the Monstars remained quiet while going down there with them)*

Hunter J: What's going on?

Krusha: And why did the captain and admiral fall down and go boom?

Puppetmon: We told you to tell them about us leaving now!

Rocksteady: Well, it’s hard to explain....

*(Megavolt, Quackerjack, and the Monstars went up to a dizzy Swackhammer and Negaduck, with Megavolt and Quackerjack thinking they found their heads and the Monstars laughing their heads off)*

Nawt: (Laughing) He's fine! But look at them, all dizzy and stuff!

Pound: (Laughing) Yeah, so much for them being shaved!

Megavolt: They’re fine!

Quackerjack: Good as new!

*(He and Megavolt grabbed Swackhammer and Negaduck’s faces respectively when the captain and crew member snapped out of their dizzyness, got up, took the blankets off, and grabbed Megavolt and Quackerjack respectively, making the crew shocked)*

Swackhammer and Negaduck: (To Megavolt and Quackerjack) You brainless idiots!

*(Swackhammer and Negaduck were about to punch them when the crew screamed out at him to stop while Jafar was surprised)*

Bushroot: Chill, Captain, Negaduck!

*(Swackhammer and Negaduck stopped and got confused)*

Swackhammer: What?

*(Swackhammer and Negaduck then dropped Megavolt and Quackerjack)*

Jafar: Just what’s going on here?

Negaduck: What do you mean “Tell us?”

Klang: Let’s just say we want to leave Magixland!

*(Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck got confused)*

Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck: What?

Iago: You heard him!

Jack: The crew is edgy because we want to leave and go back to being pirates.

Leatherhead: They have a point, you betcha.

*(Among the crew, a male anthro mouse with light brown fur, a red nose, wrinkled black whiskers, bloodshot eyes, and wearing an old dark brown top hat with a black ribbon, a burgundy long-sleeved sweater with the sleeves draping over his hands, black pants, and brown shoes, is drinking a lot of alcoholic beer in his mug. He is Bartholomew, the alcoholic drunk member of the crew. As this happened, the crew shouted their agreement with Leatherhead. Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck then got sarcastic)*

Swackhammer: (Sarcastically) Very well. If that’s your decision.

Jafar: (Sarcastically) If that’s what you want.

Negaduck: (Sarcastically) That's right.

*(Bebop hands Negaduck his cape and hat and Negaduck accepted them and puts them on)*

Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck: Not happening yet!

*(The crew groaned in anger)*

Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck: What’s wrong with you?!

*(The crew quieted down. Shredder then calmed the three down and Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck spoke up in a positive way)*

Jafar: If you help us kill Tommy and Dil Pickles and Kirby….

Swackhammer: We shall reward you with treasure. All you have to do is do what we say.

Mojo Jojo: (Skeptically) Really?

Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck: Really.

Krang: Let’s just sail away for all I care.

Shredder: Exactly.

Swackhammer: Really?

Jafar: Let’s just say we have a plan.

Negaduck: Like they said.

Crew except Bartholomew: (Confused) A plan?

Liquidator: Me and the other mates were told of this plan.

Mates except Liquidator: (Agreeing) Yeah.

Megavolt: Tell them.

Swackhammer: Jafar and I plan to kidnap Pocahontas of the Powhatan tribe and Captain John Smith of the Virginia Company and persuade them into telling us where Tommy, Dil, and Kirby’s hideout is.

*(The crew is now starting to become convinced by the plan)*

Jafar: And when we find out, we’ll maroon the Powhatan princess and her husband, find those brats, and kill them and their friends.

Swackhammer and Jafar: As we promise, we’ll leave Magixland for good!

*(The crew cheered. After Swackhammer took a Napoleon Bonaparte-like hat from Krusha and putting it on, he and Jafar then started singing)*

Swackhammer: **From the brains**

**That brought you**

**The Carnivore Cove Caper**

Jafar: **The heads that made headlines**

**Throughout all of Magixland newspapers**

Swackhammer: **And wondrous things like**

**The Mermaid Lagoon job**

**That cunning display**

**That made Magixlanders sob**

Jafar: **Now comes the real tour de force**

Swackhammer: **Tricky and wicked of course**

*(Bartholomew took another beer bottle and while refilling repeatedly, drank it all up from his mug)*

Swackhammer and Jafar: **Our earlier crimes**

**Were fine for our times**

**But now we’re at it again**

**An even grimmer plot**

**Has been simmering**

**In our great criminal brains**

Crew: **Even meaner**

**You mean it**

**Worse than the widows and orphans**

**You drowned**

**You’re the best of the worst around**

**Oh Swackhammer**

**Oh Jafar**

**The rest fall behind**

**To Swackhammer**

**To Jafar**

**Magixland’s greatest criminal minds**

*(Then Jafar played on a harp with Swackhammer standing next to him)*

Swackhammer: Thank you, thank you. But it hasn’t all been champagne and caviar.

Jafar: Yes. We’ve had our share of adversity.

Swackhammer: Thanks to those miserable second-rate brats, Tommy and Dil Pickles!

*(They leered at the pictures of Tommy and Dil Pickles on the wall, covered with darts)*

Crew: Boo!

Swackhammer: (Fake sobbing) For years, those insufferable brats have interfered with our plans. And we haven’t had a moment’s piece of mind.

Crew: Aw….

*(Bartholomew then briefly sobbed uncontrollably a little)*

Jafar: But all of that’s in the past!

Swackhammer: This time, nothing, not even Tommy and Dil, can stop us!

Swackhammer and Jafar: All will bow down before us!

Crew: **Oh, Swackhammer**

**Oh, Jafar**

**You’re tops and that’s that**

**To Swackhammer**

**To Jafar**

*(Then all of a sudden, Bartholomew finally sang out loud drunkenly)*

Bartholomew: (Drunkenly) **To the greatest**

**Frogfish and Cobrafish**

*(He hiccups. Suddenly, Swackhammer and Jafar spits their wine they were drinking in horror on what Bartholomew said. Even Negaduck and the crew were shocked)*

Bupkus: Uh-oh. His loss.

*(Swackhammer and Jafar then turned to Bartholomew in anger and got up to him)*

Jafar: What was that you said?!

*(Bartholomew hiccups again)*

Swackhammer: What did you call us?!

*(The pirates tried to stand up for Bartholomew)*

Klump: He didn't mean it, Captain Swackhammer and Admiral Jafar, sirs!

Popple: It was just the slip of his tongue indeed.

*(Ignoring them, Swackhammer savagely grabs Bartholomew by the neck rim of his sweater while he and Jafar yelled at him)*

Swackhammer: I AM *NOT* A FROGFISH!!

Jafar: AND I’M ESPECIALLY *NOT* A COBRAFISH!!

Ace: (To Swackhammer and Jafar) Course you're not! *(To the pirates)* Right?

*(The crew agreed)*

Warp: You're a great alien and a sorcerer.

Kutlass: Yeah. A great-a big alien and a wise-a and-a powerful-a sorcerer!

Swackhammer and Jafar: Silence!

*(Jafar sets up the plank and Swackhammer hangs Bartholomew on the edge by his back neck rim as the crew watched)*

Jafar: Oh, my dear Bartholomew. I’m afraid you have gone and upset us.

*(Swackhammer pulls a bell out with an evil smirk)*

Swackhammer: You know what happens when someone upsets me or Jafar, right?

*(The crew got shocked on this, for they knew what would happen to unfortunate crew members like Bartholomew. Swackhammer rang the bell and a giant creature slowly emerged from the water, ready to grab Bartholomew and eat him. The creature is a giant female gray furred cat with a purple bow on top of her head. She is Felicia, Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck's pet)*

Bartholomew: (Drunkenly)  **Oh, Swackhammer**

**Oh, Jafar**

**You’re tops and that’s that**

*(He hiccups)*

Bartholomew: (Drunkenly) Oops! Oh, dear.

*(He resumed singing as Felicia picked him up over her mouth as the crew looked on in horror with the bumbling members covering their eyes and Jafar whistled calmly and Swackhammer puffing his cigar)*

Bartholomew: (Drunkenly) **To Swackhammer**

**To Jafar**

**To Swackhammer**

**To Jafar**

**Magixland’s greateeeeeest….**

*(Then with a gulp off-screen, Felicia ate Bartholomew, licked her lips, and meowed. The crew calmed down and looked shocked still as Swackhammer and Jafar petted their pet (Imagine the bumbling crew members giving the shocked expression Spongebob and Patrick made after their Krabby Patty Car got eaten by the frogfish and then the frogfish getting eaten by the giant eel from “The Spongebob Squarepants Movie”))*

Swackhammer: (Baby talk) Oh, Felicia, my precious, my baby.

Jafar: (Baby talk) Did Daddy’s little honey bun enjoy her tasty treat?

*(Felicia replied with a burp and left. Swackhammer and Jafar then put the plank away and went over to the front of the mast again and spoke to their crew)*

Swackhammer: We expect there will be no interruptions.

Jafar: Now, as we were singing….

*(He motioned the bell briefly and the crew snapped out of their shocked looks and resumed their song with their captain and admiral)*

Crew: **Even louder**

**We’ll shout it**

**No one can doubt**

**What we know you can do**

**You’re more evil than even you**

*(Etemon suddenly stopped singing and dancing upon noticing something in the sky and went up to the crow’s nest)*

Crew: **Oh, Swackhammer**

**Oh, Jafar**

**You’re one of a kind**

**To Swackhammer**

**To Jafar**

**Magixland’s greatest criminal miiiiiiinds**

*(As the song concludes, Etemon suddenly shouted and got Swackhammer, Jafar, and the crew’s attention)*

Etemon: Tommy and Dil Pickles, ahoy!

*(Hearing him, Swackhammer and Jafar, and the crew got surprised)*

Swackhammer: What?!

Jafar: Fire away!

Etemon: Three points off the starboard bow!

*(Swackhammer pulls his telescope out and looked to see Tommy, Dil, Kirby, and the StarFox Team flying towards Magixland from afar, and they have Serena, Pazu, Ponyo, Kimi, Sosuke, Sheeta, Chuckie, Sora, Kairi, and Snoopy flying next to them)*

Swackhammer: My gosh, it is Pickles!

*(He hands Jafar the telescope and Jafar saw them too)*

Jafar: Heading this way with some more bratty kids and a dog.

*(He and Swackhammer turned to their crew)*

Swackhammer and Jafar: Alright, my hearty crew! Look alive!

Shredder: You heard them!

*(The crew scattered into their battle positions. Swackhammer and Jafar turned to the mates in excitement)*

Swackhammer: We got them this time, guys!

Negaduck: Indeed!

*(Swackhammer and Jafar turned to Drake, Leatherhead, and Krusha as they prepared a huge cannon)*

Swackhammer and Jafar: Man the Long Tom!

*(They turned to the mates again)*

Swackhammer: We’ve waited years for this!

Bebop: That’s not counting the holidays, either.

Rocksteady: Such as Christmas?

Iago: Or Halloween?

*(Swackhammer turned to Krusha, Leatherhead, and Drake again)*

Swackhammer and Jafar: Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

Fearsome Four, Bebop, and Rocksteady: Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

*(Ruber looked through his telescope again to see Kanta's group and the Digidestined Fairies up on a faraway cloud with their new friends, showing them Neverland)*

Swackhammer: What a sight! We’ll pot them like sitting ducks!

Jafar: Indeed.

*(They call out to the crew)*

Swackhammer: Alright! Range 42!

Fearsome Four: Range 42!

Jafar: Elevation 65!

Bebop: Elevation 65! *(Snorts)*

Jafar: (To the Fearsome Four, Bebop, and Rocksteady) Stop repeating us.

*(He resumed his commands with Swackhammer)*

Swackhammer and Jafar: Three degrees west!

Rocksteady: Three degrees west!

Iago: (Through gritted teeth, to Bebop, Rocksteady, and the Fearsome Four, except Megavolt) Jafar said stop repeating them! *(To Megavolt)* Especially you, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Annoyed, through gritted teeth) Don't call me "Sparky!"

Shredder and Krang: (Annoyed, through gritted teeth) Enough, you cretins!

Swackhammer and Jafar: (Ignoring them) Steady now! Steeeeaaadddyyyyyy!!

*(Noticing that they are now ready to fire the cannon, the mates covered their ears, knowing how loud the cannon is)*

***Coming up: Tommy, Dil, and their friends meet the Lost Children and after Krystal tried to kill Serena and Kimi, she’ll face the consequences. Then afterwards, Tommy, Dil, and their friends, including their London friends, surprise Serena and Kimi with a welcome gift in the form of a cottage for them to sleep in next door to their hideout.***