Anti-Alternative League

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The Anti-Alternative League (AAL) is a group created by Unown. It is a team set out to destroy the Alternative League (the AAL call them the Autism League). It is superior to the other leagues in every possible way. All the levelpalace moderators including brendan are part of this league, and they already had sex with every Alternative League member's mothers. Parbounli's mom was the fattest, Plume's mom was the poorest, Filip's mom was the hairiest, and Meyland's mom was the ugliest.

## Members

* Unown (founder)
* Brendan (leader)
* Mario Blight (second in command)
* Luigibonus (strong guy to beat up alternative league members)
* Plume (double agent)
* Blueyoshi (the guy who cleans the toilets)
* Tristaph (weapons expert)
* Seven (medic)
* Multi (monster trainer)
* Darknesu (mind reader)
* Josh (really good dancer)
* TheBlackKoopa (can piss six ft in the air straight up and not get wet)
* Leer (fast rapper)

## Goal

The AAL's goal will be fulfilled once any one or more of the following occurs:

* The Alternative League gets disbanded and every member be forced to sleep in a large cardboard box full of hookworms every night for the rest of their lives
* Every member of The Alternative League gets aborted before birth via a paradox from time travel shenanigans
* Parbounli gets AIDS

## Plans

When the time is right, Anti-Alternative League will use their far-reaching power to erase the Alternative League from, not only from Levelpalace, not only from existence, but even from memories. No one should remember such a terrible group. It must be wiped from the records!

## Enemies of the Anti-Alternative League

Enemies of the AAL include the Alternative League, feminists, and furry haters. The league is at war with these horrible groups every single day and night and evening and midday afternoon! Sometimes they take a break and have a nice healthy snack like celery sticks with peanut butter.

## List of Opponents The Anti-Alternative League has Defeated and Absorbed Their Powers

* Charizardyay
* Super Saiyan GoodLevel4 (100% Rage Form)
* Kubinka
* Tonic
* Jetwing34
* Mitja
* Chris Nall
* Markeyruiz97
* Chuck Norris
* The Hulk
* Batman
* Mewtwo
* Samus
* Goku
* Majin Buu
* One Punch Man
* Galactus
* Thanos
* Kirby
* Bill Cipher
* The Doctor
* Popeye
* Shrek
* Azathoth
* Rick Sanchez
* Chernabog
* Deadpool
* Optimus Prime
* Dr. Strange
* Gasprin
* Nightcrawler
* Bayonetta
* Kratos
* Morgoth
* Wario
* Mecha-Stalin

## Q & A

**Q:** Will the The Alternative League be destroyed soon?

**A:** We are trying, they aren't very strong, but they are so dumb that we are literally too intelligent to comprehend their existence, they are invisible to us so it is a difficult time on the battlefield.

**Q:** Why can't you just throw powder on them and they will be visible?

**A:** I hadn't thought of that. You have been promoted, Q.

**Q²:** Thanks, A!

**Q²:** Does Unown love his girlfriend?

**A:** Yes

**Q²:** Ok i'm done asking questions now, see ya later, A.

**A:** Alright bye Q, say hello to your sister for me ;)

**Q²:** o\_o