King Mythical Sausage/History

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This page contains the concise history of King Mythical Sausage during his adventures in the Empires SMP.

## History

### First act

Epp. 1–6
Lord Sausage lays the foundations of Mythland and forges alliances, talking often of war, of ruling over the other empires, and of becoming king.
Epp. 7
Excited to practice battle, Lord Sausage leads a non-aggressive military invasion exercise in Pixandria, as well as defends a village from a pillager raid.
Epp. 8–14 (Great Music Disc War)
*Summarized in: Great Music Disc War*
Sausage declares himself King of Mythland and One True King of Empires.
King Sausage antagonizes the Codfather, mostly motivated by a lust for violence.
Ep. 11
Sausage builds his iron farm castle and joins the iron trade.
Ep. 12
Sausage is gifted his first pair of elytra from PearlescentMoon.
### Second act

Ep. 15
Enjoying the newfound peace with Pixandria and the Cod Empire, King Sausage performs his first magical incantation, sacrificing a blood sheep to summon Bubbles into the world.
Sausage settles his bloodlust by sparring Pearl.
Ep. 16
Sausage meets with the Wither Rose Alliance to discuss their newfound ally, the Lost Empire, as well as what to do about stealing the Codfather Head.
Ep. 17
Sausage performs his second magical incantation, sacrificing another blood sheep to summon four of Bubbles' wolf soldiers.
Later, Sausage gifts Pearl a selection of banners for Gilded Helianthia.
Ep. 18

Sausage accepts an offer from Emperor Joey to murder people in exchange for Totems of Undying.
Sausage founds Mythland's assassins guild.

Ep. 19
Sausage and fWhip encounter demonic whispers from Xornoth. Sausage screams "Not today, Satan!" and they hide in a sea-bear circle until fWhip provokes Sausage into turning on him. The two start listening to what the whispers have to say.
*Sausage, fWhip, release me!*
"Let me know how to release you! I'll release you! I'll do it! I love to see chaos and destruction!"
*D r a g o n*
"... Did you say 'Shrek?'"
Ep. 20
Sausage speaks at length with Xornoth in his blacksmith. Fully enthralled by the demon, Sausage agrees to do Xornoth's bidding and not to tell a soul about their arrangement. Together, they scare Jimmy, and Sausage revels with amusement.
Sausage gossips all about it with GeminiTay anyway.
Under the summoning circle, Sausage finds several spots of corruption when Gem is chased out of her kingdom into Mythland. They return to the Crystal Cliffs and hold a Q&A session with the demon. When Xornoth hints a threat at Bubbles, Sausage immediately bails.
Ep. 21
Assassin Sausage is approached both by Emperor Joey and Queen Lizzie to kill one another during their exchange of hostages, effectively resolving the Lost-Ocean War.
The Church of the Blood Sheep is erected, and Sausage "baptises" his tools in the blood altar.
Ep. 23
The ritual circle gifts Sausage a piece of "hive corruption," which he places on a house in the village.
Sausage is delighted to hear about Joey's crush on Xornoth.
Mythland hosts the Royal Wedding between Queen Lizzie and King Joel.
Ep. 25
Jimmy contracts Sausage to kill himself. Sausage takes it to the ritual circle and self-sacrifices. He then speaks in tongues, spins around three times, gives Jimmy his head and says, "I'll see you in seven days, Timmy!"
In the mountains near the Grimlands, the Wither Rose Alliance constructs a fighting arena. They invite King Joel, Lady Katherine, and Scott of Rivendell to spar.
The hive corruption in the village evolves.
Ep. 27

"Gem and fWhip thought it'd be a good idea to sacrifice *me* to Xornoth in order for them to be released, and you know what? That was the last straw for me. No more Mister Nice Sausage. Eh heh hah hah hah ha!"
Sausage has a falling out with the Wither Rose Alliance as they realize how under Xornoth's thumb he is. Xornoth traps the three of them in the Nether until they turn on each other.
Sausage gathers Emperor Joey and they head for the End to unleash Xornoth.
Ep. 28

Sausage is proper mad with power, and he descends into lonely insanity. He blacks out as Dark Sausage takes control.
Regular Sausage distributes ostentatious gifts to the Codfather Alliance as thanks for fighting the dragon.
Ep. 29
Sausage finds the Dragon Egg at the Crystal Cliffs, and decides to ask Xornoth what to do later.
The Blood Sheep vanish from Mythland.
A mysterious phantom seeks to join Mythland's assassins guild. He swiftly assassinates Sausage.
Sir Carlos arrives. He warns Sausage of his upcoming death.
Ep. 30
Sausage and Emperor Joey share their excitement for Xornoth's gifts of power. They plot to capture Gem & Scott, and Sausage shares chisma about the dragon egg he found and about Scott being Xornoth's brother.
Dark Sausage takes over, and he tries haunting/recruiting Pearl to the Dark Alliance. She agrees to join, but she's clear she's only interested in battling Xornoth in a fighting arena.
In control of himself again, he briefly cries out to Pearl for help.
An ancient fort reveals itself to Sausage in the dark forest, where he finds the Great Staff of Mythland.
Ep. 31
Dark Sausage brews up some potions of sleep. Sausage and Joey use them to capture Gem & Scott, and they interrogate them about their plans.
Sausage joins Pearl to build a memorable arena together, and the spar each other. Sausage's bloodlust takes over and Dark Sausage comes out, but even still he can't beat Pearl.
Ep. 32
*A mysterious omnipotent entity narrates the intro...*
Sausage learns that Jimmy released Gem & Scott. He goes to the Cod Empire to harass Jimmy about it.
Pear & Sausage invite the other empire leaders to a grand arena fight
Sausage learns from his spy network that Pix & fWhip desecrated Mythland's Blood Well by dumping an elder guardian in it.
Ep. 33 (THE END OF MYTHICAL SAUSAGE!)

Mythical Sausage writes his last will & testament, then he gets revenge on the Copper King.
He & Pearl finally host the fighting event at their arena. Everybody has fun sparring until Sausage welcomes Xornoth onto the battlefield, who swiftly brings chaos with him. Pearl and the other rulers fight against the demon's onslaught until Dark Sausage joins the fight against them, empowered by Xornoth. Dark Sausage chases each of them down and kills nearly everyone, reveling in the bloodshed. Gem manages to escape the arena with a potion of invisibility that fWhip gave her.
Dark Sausage tracks Gem down to the Crystal Cliffs and threatens to take the Dragon Egg. Their battle is carried across the empire, and it ends at the kingdom's tallest tower. Good Sausage briefly regains control of himself, and he throws Gem the Staff of Mythland to slay him with, sending him to the Spirit Realm.
Free of Xornoth's influence, Mythical Sausage wakes in a stone-faced council chamber with portals lining the walls. On the table are instructions set for Sausage on how to get home, telling him "Bring back what you love most" from each of the portals. If the gods deem him worthy, he may go home. If not, he'll move on to the next realm. Sausage starts through the portals, and he finds that each leads to a familiar world from his past lives. He chooses to bring back his beloved dog Bubbles from each of the worlds. After assembling them into the Concil of Bubbles, he finds his way back to the world of *Empires*.
### Third act

Sausage's final act starts much sooner than the rest of the server's.

Ep. 34

Sausage works to redeem himself to the other empires after slaughtering them all in a bloodbath the other day. He starts by helping Lady Katherine with her mega base in the sky, and she gifts him a set of elytra. Then he shares brewing reagents with Pearl.
Sausage wields his Dark Mythland Scythe to remove all the corruption from his empire, and he builds a recycling facility to recycle it.
fWhip visits Sausage with Gem tagging along. He kills Sausage to make sure that he's not empowered by Xornoth anymore (blowing the end of Sausage's 69th life before he was ready). Sausage admits to Gem that he had to use his Dark Scythe to remove all the corruption from his land, and she confiscates all of his Dark Mythland Tools (but she gives them back later). The pair agrees to let Sausage back into the Wither Rose Alliance on probation.
Ep. 35
Sausage goes to Jimmy's to apologize profusely for absolutely everything he's done to him, including all his pranks. Jimmy agrees to start their relationship over. Sauasage promised to fix his villagers (after having set a raid on them previously), and Jimmy is absolutely thrilled for them to become allies finally.
Sausage hears about a secret minecart ride from the Ocean Empire to the Overgrown. To regain the Ocean Queen's trust, Sausage gathers references from fWhip, Katherine, Gem, Jimmy, and Pearl (telling half the server about Lizzie's secret tunnel). He trades for some dark prismarine, and Lizzie allows him to ride the rail from the Ocean Empire to the Overgrown.
Ep. 36
Sausage visits his friends. Gem gives his harmless scythe back, and Sausage de-corrupts his tools and forges a new set of Guild Gear. He lets Pearl borrow his scythe to remove the corruption in her land.
Ep. 37
Sausage makes up for all his wrongdoings with Jimmy, and the two restore the bridge between their empires.
Sausage joins fWhip to light up the endless caverns under Grimlands' mountain range.
Trouble strikes when the Dark Scythe goes missing. Pearl doesn't know what happened to it after she returned it, but Sausage finds Emperor Joey atop Mythland's Dark Tower. Joey confronts Sausage about defecting from Xornoth, and he throws a sleeping potion on Sausage and stabs him to death.
While Sausage sleeps, he has a visionary dream of the Final Battle as it happens.
Ep. 38 (Rivendell Feast)
Sausage attends the Rivendell Feast, where the defeat of Xornoth is announced. When fWhip reveals the Emperor's Crown, Sausage wants no part in taking it. In fact he swears fealty to whoever wears it.
Ep. 40
Sausage discovers his Dark Scythe being held at the ancestral keep where the Staff of Mythland was held (Sir Carlos's castle).
Ep. 41
Sausage, Gem and fWhip hold a Wither Rose Alliance meeting. Sausage tells about the visionary dream he had, and Gem announces that she's founding an academy. fWhip proposes organizing a heist of Emperor Scott's crown.
Ep. 42
Sausage goes to Emperor Scott and offers his services in exchange for a flight pass. Scott prefers to give him one in exchange for being left alone. Delighted, Sausage flies home, and as he sleeps he has another visionary dream, this time of fWhip trading for Scott's Crown and seeing it swiped by Joel. Emperor Joel's new rule is that everyone must be Joel.
Joel swears fealty to Emperor Joel. Afterwards, they join Joel for an ocean boat tour hosted by Joel.
Ep. 43
Sausage shows off his castle to Pearl and gives her a bunch of odd gifts.
fWhip comes to Sausage in a fury, with news that Gem was hurt by Scott. Sausage envisions Rivendell's total destruction. The two of them go to Rivendell and lay a few traps to send Scott a message.
Emperor Joel invites everyone to *Who's the Weakest Empire?*. Queen Lizzie is crowned Empress, and her rule is everyone must eat cake.
At the end of the episode, Sausage feels guilt for something he can't remember.
Ep. 44
Sir Carlos summons Sausage to help him learn more about the visions he's been having. He falls asleep with the Dark Mythland Scythe in hand, and he envisions Rivendell's destruction again. When he wakes, he tries getting back there. Sir Carlos tells him to use the Bubbles amulet he gave him, and Sausage finds success by falling asleep with it.
Asleep, Sausage finds himself in the ruins of Rivendell. He takes some candles and wakes himself up by detonating fWhip's embassy trap.
Sausage wakes with the candles in hand. Amazed, he shows them to Pearl and explains everything. For fun, he goes back and detonates an ender crystal at Gilded Helianthia. He returns and tries to show Pearl, but he finds he can't bring her along.
Pearl & Sausage spar each other for cakes. Then Sausage brings a horse to the new Emperor Joey.
While stopping by the Undergrove, Sausage hears whispers coming from an ender chest before blacking out.
Ep. 45
Mythland's harbor freezes over. Sausage goes to Lady Kathrine's for a sleep remedy, and she sends him home with some crushed orchids to stir into his coffee. Sausage makes himself a concoction, and he finds he can control his visionary powers to restore the harbor to its de-iced state.
Sausage tries his power again to fill out his castle's interior to nab one from an alternate reality's future. As it doesn't work, he goes to the summoning circle and tries again... He ends up in Mythgard, standing at another summoning circle. The Bubbles Amulet is gone, and he hears the laughter of Dark Sausage.
To close the episode, Dark Sausage appears imprisoned in another dimension.
Ep. 46
Sausage swiftly gets to work preparing a spell to call out to his friends back home. He gathers deepslate redstone, an amethyst crystal, and a sunflower to represent his friends. He sacrifices a blood sheep at the ritual circle, casts the reagents in, and calls for help from Pearl, fWhip, and Gem. All three say they need him back, and Gem tells him he never needed the amulet to change worlds. Sausage finds he can make it work anyway, and he makes it back home.
Sausage is immediately excited to join the Crystal Cliffs Academy, but Gem says he can't without an invitation. She gets his help leading the new students to the building.
Sir Carlos reveals to Sausage the amulet was a ruse, just meant to give him the confidence to channel his magic.
When Sausage comes to Bubbles, she mentions that she knew he was in Mythgard because all Bubbles everywhere are connected.
Per Empress Kathrine's rule, Sausage builds a greenhouse to show off blue orchids.
At last, an invitation to the Academy is delivered to Sausage's castle doorstep. He goes to school alongside fWhip. Headmistress Gem gives them each a grimoire, and they attend herbology class with Professor Katherine.
To close the episode, a gateway to Mythland appears to Dark Sausage in his prison.
Ep. 47 (Finale)

*Main: Rapture*
Sir Carlos and Bubbles warn Sausage there's an evil version of himself in a void sky prison who is attempting to get back and destroy everyone. The animals recommend opening a rift to an alternate reality Mythland so he can live his life out.
Pearl finds Sausage to show him her suspiciously shiny egg, and he decides to sit on it until it hatches.
Sausage asks Gem for the Staff of Mythland back, but after she refuses Sausage burglarizes it.
fWhip, Gem and Sausage meet at Mythland's tavern. They chat, and Sausage shows off his secret assassin's guild cave.
Sausage goes back to Gilded Helianthia and casts a spell on the egg to hatch it, and it works. It hatches a golden goose.
Everything's going great for Sausage until he hears whispers coming from the summoning circle. A large bang sounds off in the distance, and Sausage leaves Mythland to meet with the other rulers. fWhip and Jimmy tell of mixing cod and salmon in the Grimlands reactor, completely leveling Eastvale and the Lost Empire. Concerned, all the rulers leave to check on their empires.
Sausage returns to find hundreds of enraged Blood Sheep raining down on Mythland. Sir Carlos says they're upset about Dark Sausage leveling the Church in their dimension.
Sausage flees to Pearl's kingdom, where a wildfire is raging. They round up Pearl's animals, dig a protective cave for the golden goose, and retreat to the highest room of Pearl's giant beanstalk. Pearl starts to wither away, and as the land below burns up she loses connection to it, and she cannot heal.
Sausage returns to the summoning circle, "where it all started." He sacrifices a magic gem crystal, his whole book of spells, and two blood sheep. The spell completely destroys the summoning circle.
Meanwhile, Dark Sausage gathers his Dark Scythe in the alternative world and retrieves the Xornoth Crystal from under Rivendell. He consumes the crystal at Mythland's ritual circle and starts casting a dark spell, but Sausage's self-sacrificial destruction of the familiar world's ritual circle evidently thwarts Dark Sausage.
The finale concludes with the Council of Bubbles holding session in the Spirit World. Yet another portal along the wall lights up.