recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Everkeep Harbor

Sitting atop a series of three cliffs that overlook the Illic Bay, Everkeep is the trade capital of the Heartlands. Guildsmen and tradesmen from all over Ealsimorr have at some point in their lives spent some time conducting business at the docks, or enjoying a day in Everkeeps gardens, markets, and parks.

### Districts

One of the largest cities in the Heartlands, Everkeep has nine official districts.

#### East Gate-

The Bay Highway leads through Everkeep Forest to the cities main gate. The A mainly residential districts with a few commercial buildings along main thoroughfares.

#### Center Tree-

A large park located in the center of town. On large tree sticks out of this circular park, rumored to have been grown from a sapling of the Elder Tree in the Emerald Grove. During the day this park sees many farmers markets and events.

#### Guilds District-

Several guilds house their halls in this district. Most businesses of production are dotted throughout this district.

#### Temple District-

Named for its holding of the temples of the Faith as well as several other smaller temples, this district maintains beautiful gardens and scenery.

#### The Docks-

Located alongside the cliff by the sea the docks is a small district of storage, trade, and cheap taverns and inns. While not a slum, the buildings in the docks are not as well made as other districts.

#### West Market-

Through a tunnel carved in the west cliffs on can enter Everkeep through the West Market. The west market runs along Old Towns cliffside.

#### Old Town-

Old Town is on the first cliff level above the main city. This district was the town built by the Vilnassi almost 1,500 years ago. Bath houses and stone buildings are characteristic of this district.

#### Noble Quarter-

On the third and highest rise is the Noble’s Quarter. Several mansions and townhouses of the wealthy and nobles are spread among this cliff. At the northern end lies Harborwatch, Lady Hone’s palace, it’s great hall hanging off the cliff (prior to 1st Enir 63 A.S.)
На перекрестках времени

```
   «На перекрестках времени» — повесть Евгения Львовича Войскунского  и Исая Борисовича Лукодьянова о путешествии во времени и перемещении между мирами.

```

## Сюжет

Четверо ученых из будущего, используя СВП (машину времени), отправляются в Лувр августа 1911 года, чтобы вернуть похищенную Иваном Яковлевичем Рыжовым статую Ники Самофракийской.
По пути они решают предварительно слетать в Древнюю Грецию на остров Самофракия во время, когда скульптор создал статую. Украденная в музее статуя по пути исчезает. Забирают из храма Нику Самофракийскую с головой и руками. Вернув Нику на пьедестал, хронавты возращаются домой и пытаются понять, где же они реально были.

## Жанры произведения

```
Кроссовер и хроноопера

```

## Персонажи

```
  **Шерлок Холмс** — гениальный сыщик, герой множества произведений Артура Конан Дойля приезжает в Париж для расследования кражи из Лувра статуи Ники Самофракийской.
  **Доктор Ватсон** — Герой произведений Конан Дойла, спутник Шерлока Холмса во многих его расследованиях.
  **Артур Конан Дойл** — автор многочисленных приключенческих, исторических, публицистических, фантастических и юмористических произведений. Создатель образа сыщика Шерлока Холмса.
  **Профессор Челленджер** — герой романов Артура Конан Дойля «Затерянный мир», «Отравленный пояс», «Когда Земля вскрикнула» и некоторых других. Тоже приезжает расследовать кражу. Ругается со всеми и дерется с Конан Дойлом.
  **Рыжов, Иван Яковлевич** — заведующий Сектором хронокибернетики. Именно он ради эксперимента крадет Нику Самофракийскую из Лувра в 1911 году, требуя выкуп за возвращение.
  **Калачев Андрей** —  старший научный сотрудник Института Времени-Пространства, хронавт.
  **Шадрин Леонид** —  сотрудник лаборатории, хронавт.
  **Горшенин Виктор** — сотрудник лаборатории, хронавт. Изобретатель СВП-7.

```

## Время и место действия

```
  Мир-кроссовер, где живут герои Конан Дойла: Шерлок Холмс, Доктор Ватсон, профессор Челленджер и все из разных миров. Здесь же живет и сам Конан Дойл. Сюда из будущего другого мира попадают путешественники во времени. Место встречи их всех — Лувр в августе 1911 года.
  Второй мир — Советский Союз но еще не коммунистический. Здесь и изобретают в Институте Времени-Пространства машину времени.
  Еще один мир — Самофракия 3 век до н.э. Примерно 281 г. до н.э.

```

## Немного теории

```
  В Секторе хронокибернетики Института Времени-Пространства была изобретена машина времени (СВП-7 — Семиканальный Синхронизатор Времени-Пространства).
  СВП-7 мог передвигаться во времени и в указанное место на Земле. Скорость перемещения не быстрая. И хронавты даже сумели на ходу поменять курс. А как СВП-7 попал в мир-кроссовера, ни чем кроме побочного эффекта, объяснить нельзя.
  Некоторые загадки пока объяснить невозможно:
  Как Конан Дойл и его герои, особенно профессор Челленджер, оказались в одном мире.
  Как Рыжов первый раз попал в мир Холмса.

```

## См. подробнее

```
  Не известно

```

## Примечания

1. ↑ У Ники Самофракийской, хранящейщейся в Лувре указан год создания 190 до н.э.
Astral Child

## Base Stats:

Class: Mage (Weapon Staff)

Position: Back Row Ranged

Skill: Dream Blessing: Back Row rage +40

Partner Skill With: Green Ranger

Recruit Requirements: 200 garnet herosouls

Note: She is one of heroes that can be used for creating IRB strategy

## Recomended Gem Build:

This hero just like Astral Hunter doesent atack opponents so no need for MATK,Hit or Crit gems
Levels

Levels are key to the game. If you don't have a green pellet in effect, and you run into a snake that has a higher level than you, you will die. Also, if you don't have a green pellet in effect, and you run into a snake that is the same level as you, you will die. You gain levels by eating pellets/other snakes, or by getting a booster.

## Levels Table

 2
 3
 4
Pellets

**Pellets** serve as a food source that spawns randomly around the map (Excluding Sparkling Red Pellets). When a snake dies, they will leave their pellets dropped on the map with it corresponding to their mass.

## Red Pellets (Ordinary)

The most common pellet. A snake will get some mass if it eats it. They reward you with a score of 50.

## Sparkling Red Pellets

These are the only pellets that don't spawn randomly. Instead, they spawn when a snake tries to kill someone larger than it, if 2 snakes the same size hit, if a snake gets hit by Venom, or if a snake hits Spikey Things. They will (?) give you twice the mass of an ordinary Red Pellet. They reward you 120 XP.

## Purple/Venom Pellets

These pellets give you Venom. They may give you 1 dose to full venom. (?) They also give you 50 XP.

## Blue Pellets

These Blue Pellets will increase your speed for a while and it also give you the same mass as a Red Pellet and also reward you 50 XP.

## Green Pellets

These Green Pellets will make you immune to being killed by another snake (excluding venom?) for 5 seconds (?), and it also rewards you the same mass and XP as the Red Pellet does. If you encounter a snake almost the same size as you after eating the Green Pellet, you will kill them. They do NOT protect you from Spikey Things.

## Golden Pellets

These Golden Pellets are the rarest Pellet and usually most sought after. These give you a hefty amount of mass and 125 XP. (?) Collect 5 Golden Pellets and your snake will turn into a Super Snake.
Snakes

Snakes are the characters you control. The level of the snake will appear on the snake behind its head. To get bigger, snakes must kill other snakes or eat pellets. If you are bigger than a snake, and you "bite" them, you will get some mass. If you are both the same size, and you hit each other, you will both die, becoming shining red pellets.

## Venom

You may shoot venom by double-clicking or pressing space. It will kill the snake you are shooting at or decrease their level/mass, leaving Sparkling Red Pellets behind.
TWE Women Bantamweight Championship

O TWE Womens Bantamweight Championship é um cinturão de luta profissional disputado na Teenage Wrestling Entertainment. Ele foi criado em 2016 por Hardy para a nova divisão Bantamweight feminina do *Friday Night Nemesis*. O titulo é semelhante ao TWE Womens Championship, com a diferença de que é preto e prateado, ao passo que o feminino é rosa e dourado. O titulo foi revelado a 4 de Outubro de 2016, e vai disputar-se um torneio Mundial para definir a nova campeã.
Titulo da TWE ( Oficial )

* Primeiro Título (2002-2005) - KCW
* Segundo Título (2005-2006) - KCW
* Terceiro Título (2006-2014) - Título da CPW
* Quarto Título (2008-2012) - KWF
* Quinto Título (2012-2015) - KWF/TWE
* Sexto Título (2015- Atual) - TWE
1/6O Titulo da TWE é um cinturão de luta profissional disputado na Teenage Wrestling Entertainment. Ele foi criado em 2002 e foi utilizado pela primeira vez pelo Membro do Corredor da Fama "Sr. Perfeição" Karl Stteinner. Em 2006, o titulo foi usurpado pela CPW, no PPV Survival. Em 2009, a KWF comprou o Titulo da KCW e fez uma nova versão em 2012, quando Tyrok venceu o titulo num combate Last Man Standing. Em 2015, o titulo sofreu uma nova alteração quando Ivan Drago ganhou o titulo no Slummer Zone 2015.

Lista de Campeões

Nuno "Sagrado" Pinto
Tupac
Canibal
Otávio dos Santos
João Vasques
Otávio dos Santos
F-Rex
Pit"John"Bull
Mickael O'Brien
Daniel de Portugal
F-Rex
Miguel Fernandes
Duke
F-Rex
Pit"John" Bull
Johnny Marconi
Anik "The Buddha" Brijesha
Miguel Fernandes
Duke
Johnny Marconi
Daniel
Otávio dos Santos
Anik "The Buddha" Brijesha
Johnny Marconi
Cardozo
Pedro Sabrosa
João Vasques
Alexandre Adriano
Yanik Kopelioff
F-Rex
Pit"John" Bull
Cardozo
Na Tua Casa' 2002
Furia Fatal' 2002
Slummer Zone' 2002
Julgamento' 2002
Fatal 5' 2002
Insurreição' 2002
Batalha Real' 2003
Rebellion' 2003
Slummer Zone' 2003
Survival' 2003
Batalha Real' 2004
Fatal 5' 2004
Imperdoável' 2004
WrestleLand
Friday Night Impact
Sem Saída' 2004
Big Bang Monday Night
Vingança' 2004
Survival' 2004
M.C.E. (Mesas, Cadeiras, Escadotes)' 2004
WrestleLand 2
Fatal 5' 2005
Imperdoável' 2005
Rei dos Tronos' 2005
Tecnologia X' 2005
Cash In 'By / Belt In the Bank' 2005
Slumer Zone' 2005
M.C.E. (Mesas, Cadeiras, Escadotes)' 2005
WrestleLand 3 (Sponsored by Pepsi)
Batalha Real' 2006
Imperdoável' 2006
 CPW
 KWF
D.G. Wild
LS Dallas
Fiorentino
Big Paul
Cesar
Big Paul
Carlito Chavez
Bruno Tribiani
Fiorentino
Bruno Salvador
Tyrok (Hardy)
Big Bang Monday Night
Batalha Real '2010
Big Bang Monday Night
Iron Tower '2010
Friday Night Nemesis
WrestleLand 7
X-Terminator '2010
Até Ao Limite'2010
Vingança '2011
Slummer Zone '2011
 TWE
Ivan Drago
Raven
Lemon Burt
Raven
Slummer Zone '2015
Arena dos Campeões '2015 (BITB Cash In)
WrestleLand XIII
Playback' 2016
Prank Call Nation

Prank Call Nation (PCN) is a network of prank shows that share resources and broadcast their shows in the same place. It's so gay. Carlito originally had the idea to start up a new network when too many people were taking over the Madhouse Radio airwaves and listeners became confused about what Madhouse actually was. They were all like, "Derrrr derrrr duuuhhhhhh, how can other shows broadcast on Carlito's own show daduuurrrrrrrrr."

When PCN began, it featured Madhouse Live with Carlito, The Snow Plow Show with RBCP, The Art of Phone Larking with Jiad, The Brent Westwood Show with Paula Gibbs & PartyTime with Laugh Track matt & Zax.
Total Drama Island - Insanity

"Total Drama Island Insanity", "Drama Total dos Desafios Insanos" ou "A Ilha dos Desafios - Insanidade Total" é uma série da franquia Drama Total produzida pela Teletoon, TWE e Hardy Animations.

## Sinopse

Chris McLean volta ao acampamento Wawanakwa, no Canadá para um novo segmento com novos campistas vindos da TWE. Os campistas são:

Campistas Femininas: Raven, Nathalye, Lyner, Rayden, Kristyn, Skye, Sasha, Rochell e Tory Stryder, Xana e Marie.

Campistas Masculinos: F-Rex, Big Money, Hardy, Big Paul, Starcade, Russo, Ivan Drago, Mr. Slim, Horácio, Bruno Tribbiani, Dyno, Johnny Marconi
TWE Womens Championship

O TWE Womens Champioship é um cinturão de luta profissional disputado na Teenage Wrestling Entertainment. Ele foi criado em 2004 e foi utilizado pela
primeira vez pelatleta Katerine. Quando a KCW perdeu no Pay-Per-View "Survival of The Fittest", o titulo foi levado para a CPW. Em 2009, a KWF fez uma replica até comprar os direitos do cinturão, e juntar à sua história uma lista de campeãs excepcionais. No mesmo ano, a KWF alterou o termo feminino para "Divas". Em 2016, Hardy considerou o termo "Divas" como insulto a todas as mulheres que competiram pela TWE, e por isso retirou-o. Com isso fez um novo titulo, que a partir do dia 4 de Outubro de 2016, começou a ser utilizado exclusivamente pelo *Monday Night Big Bang.*
WrestleLand

A WrestleLand é um dos 4 Pay-Per-Views principais da TWE. O evento remonta à KCW em 2003 quando foi estreado pela vez. O evento já conta com milhões de fãs, não só em Portugal, mas como também no resto do mundo

* A 1ª WrestleLand, durante a Era Classica da KCW em 2004
* A WrestleLand 2, ainda durante a Era Classica da KCW em 2005.
* A WrestleLand 3, durante a Era da Atitude da KCW em 2006. Foi patrocinada pela Pepsi.
* A WrestleLand 4, durante a Era da Agressão Implacável da KCW em 2007
* A WrestleLand V, durante a Era da Agressão Implacável, agora na CPW em 2008
* A WrestleLand 6, durante a Era da Agressão Implacável na CPW em 2009
* A WresteLand VII durante a Era "Parental Guidance" na KWF em 2010
* A WrestleLand 8 durante a Era "Parental Guidance" na KWF em 2011.
* A WrestleLand IX durante a Era "Parental Guidance" na KWF em 2012.
* O 10º Aniversário da WrestleLand em 2013
* A Tourné Mundial da TWE levou a WrestleLand XI até ao Continente Africano durante a Era da "Parental Guidance" em 2014.
* WrestleLand 12 (X-2) durante a Era "Parental Guidance" na TWE em 2015.
* A WrestleLand XIII da "Era da Realidade" da TWE em 2016. O evento quebrou o recorde de assistência, com um total de 254.527 pessoas por todo o planeta.
* A WrestleLand XIV da "Era da Realidade" da TWE em 2017, em São Paulo, Brasil. O evento quebrou o recorde de assistência, com um total de 1.378.920 pessoas.
* WrestleLand XV, que se irá realizar em 2018, em Tokio, Japão
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Пространство Мизнера

**Простра́нство Ми́знера** — абстрактное математическое пространство-время, являющееся упрощёнием решения Тауба-НУТ, впервые описанное Чарльзом Мизнером из Университета Мэриленда. Также известен как Лоренцево орбиобразие

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Упрощённо его можно представить себе в виде экрана компьютерной игры, в которой некоторый элемент исчезает за правой границей монитора, чтобы немедленно появится из левой. Перемещение границ, окружающих существующее пространство Мизнера, теоретически позволяет путешествия во времени.

## Литература

* M. Berkooz, B. Pioline, M. Rozali. Closed Strings in Misner Space: Cosmological Production of Winding Strings, ESI preprint series, Erwin Schrödinger International Institute for Mathematical Physics.

Шаблон:Gravity-stub
Коэффициент фантастичности

```
Единица измерения в литературном произведении.

```

```
Реальность - совокупность предметов и явлений, в которой помещается действие
произведения.
2) Определим понятие "реалия".
Реалия - единичный объект или процесс, являющийся частью данной реальности. *

Из этого выводим единицу измерения. Процесс измерения таков:
0) Составляется список реальностей в данном произведении и из них выделяются
_объективно существующие_ в рамках данного произведения. **  Если ни одна из
реальностей данного произведения не вводится в данном произведении как
объективно существующая, произведение полагается абсолютно фантастичным, то
есть коэффициент фантастичности - бесконечность.
1) Составляется список _всех_ реалий произведения и подсчитывается количество
упоминаний каждой из них. При этом учитываются только реалии в рамках
объективно существующих реальностей.
2) Составляется список фантастических реалий ***, причем фантастическими также
считаются реалии, существование которых невозможно или бессмысленно без
однозначно фантастичных реалий. ****
3) Дальше просто.

                    число фантастических реалий
                    --------------------------- = коэффициент фантастичности.
                        общее число реалий

Таким образом, коэффициент фантастичности лежит между нулем и единицей. Также
принимает значение "бесконечность", когда "общее число реалий" обращается в
нуль.

Нуль - произведение абсолютно реалистично. Единица или бесконечность -
абсолютно фантастично.

```

Отрывок из комментов: http://www.fandom.ru/fido/ru\_fantasy/text/1646.htm

Пример использования:

Возьмем "Плутонию" Владимира Обручева. Полая Земля со всеми динозаврами и Россия 10-х годов. Если рассматривать как два разных мира, коэффициент будет не слишком значителен даже для варианта с полой планетой. Один же мир увеличит коэффициент в разы.
TSPS Episode 550 – Street Drama

A listener submission turns into an entire episode about the streets of Hazard County. This episode is sponsored by MistaJohn, Plaas, Thomas Z, Another Prank Call Show, and Be-I-Eber-4life.

* Show art by The Phreakshow Telco – visit them this weekend in Shipshewana, Indiana
* Intro song by Jay Dee. Visit his Soundcloud and his web site
* Background music during opening prank is by MicroKORGI, background music during intro talking is Bill Gates Revolution by 133t geek beat, background music during the pranks is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage, background music during the voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, ending song is Mr. Carter by Lil Wayne.
Эверетт, Хью

**Версия этой страницы частично содержит информацию о произошедшем в Реальном мире после 1972 года. В Мире Сибиряка большинство подобных событий не произошло.**
Шаблон:Ученый

**Хью Эверетт III** (Hugh Everett III , 11 ноября 1930 — 19 июля 1982) — американский физик, создавший квантовую теорию параллельных миров. Хью Эверетт был первым ученым, (1957 год) предложившим многомировую интерпретацию квантовой механики, которую он назвал «относительностью состояния»; оставил физику после завершения докторской диссертации, не получив должного отклика от физического сообщества; развивал применение обобщённых множителей Лагранжа в исследовании операций и занимался коммерческим внедрением этих методов как аналитик и консультант. Отец рок-музыканта Марка Оливера Эверетта.

## Эверетт, Бор, Эйнштейн и Уилер

В течение марта и апреля 1959 года при содействии Джона Арчибальда Уилера (одного из последних помощников Эйнштейна) Эверетт посетил Копенгаген, чтобы встретиться с Нильсом Бором, считавшимся *отцом квантовой механики*. На Бора идеи Эверетта не произвели никакого впечатления, он отказался отнестись к ним достаточно серьёзно. Эверетт был удручён, однако в тот же день в гостинице он начал работу над своей новой идеей использования множителей Лагранжа для оптимизации, которая позже привела его к финансовому успеху.

## См. также

* Многомировая интерпретация
* Многомирие и фантастика
* Дойч, Дэвид
* Eels — известная рок-группа, лидер которой — сын Хью Эверетта Марк Оливер

## Ссылки

* Hugh Everett, «Relative State Formulation of Quantum Mechanics», Reviews of Modern Physics vol 29, (1957) pp 454—462  (англ.)
* Множественность миров Хью Эверетта
* Реально ли многомирие?
Множественные истории

**Версия этой страницы частично содержит информацию о произошедшем в Реальном мире после 1972 года. В Мире Сибиряка большинство подобных событий не произошло.**
Понятие **множественных историй** тесно связано с многомировой интерпретацией квантовой механики. Но в отличие от многомировой интерпретации, которая предполагает наличие различных параллельных вселенных с одинаковыми законами природы, но различными вариантами будущего, данная концепция расценивает вероятность существования вселенных с различными вариантами прошлого.
Это понятие было введено физиком Ричардом Фейнманом, который предположил существование вселенных с любыми историями.

## См. также

* Ричард Филлипс Фейнман
* Эверетт, Хью
* Многомировая интерпретация
TSPS Episode 585 – Auctions, Teachers, and Grouchy Landlords

This show is brought to you by Crooked Alligator, Todd L, Anagle009, Xander fett, and The Least Creative.  It’s got calls to silent auction people who don’t get angry, an apartment lady who does, and a couple of crossed phone lines.

* Today’s show art painting is by Ninja Paint
* Background music during the intro prank is by Apollo, intro song is by Karterpiller, background music during intro talking is by ILoveLoops, background music during the pranks is Trash-80, background music during the voicemails is Bill Gates Revolution by Leet Geek Beat, ending song is Listen Here Buster by Brendan.
Войскунский, Евгений Львович

**Евге́ний Льво́вич Войску́нский** (р. 1922) — советский и российский писатель-фантаст.

## Биография

Родился в Баку 9 апреля 1922 года.
 Окончив школу, уехал учиться в Ленинград, поступил в Академию художеств
 на искусствоведческий факультет и одновременно на подготовительные
курсы архитектурного факультета[1].

В 1940 году призван в РККА. Начал службу в Кронштадте на полуострове Ханко, в 1941 году переведён в ВМФ, Великую Отечественную войну провёл на Балтийском флоте; корреспонднт газеты «Огневой щит», капитан-лейтенант. Член ВКП(б) с 1945 года. Окончил заочно Литературный институт им. А. М. Горького (1952).

В начале 1970-х годов переехал из Баку в Москву.

## Творческая биография

Писать фельетоны начал еще в школе. Первый рассказ опубликован в газете «Боевая вахта», которая выходила на Ханко. Летом 1941 года его перевели в редакцию газеты, которая была переименована в «Красный Гангут». Там он встретился с поэтом М. А. Дудиным,
 ставшим его близким другом. После эвакуации с полуострова 3 декабря
1941 года служил военным корреспондентом в созданной газете
кронштадтской военно-морской базы «Огневой щит». Осенью 1944 года
назначен в новую газету военно-морской базы в Финляндии. Потом назначен
редактором газеты бригады торпедных катеров, которая дислоцировалась в Пиллау (Балтийск). Работал военным корреспондентом в разных газетах вплоть до своей демобилизации в 1956 году.

В соавторстве с двоюродным братом И. Б. Лукодьяновым
 в 1960—1970-е годы были написаны произведения в жанре научной
фантастики, ставшие классикой. Один из руководителей семинара молодых
фантастов при Московской организации СП СССР.

Член СП СССР (1959).

Перевёл на русский язык многие произведения азербайджанского писателя Гусейна Аббасзаде.

## Библиография

* Шестнадцатилетний бригадир
* Первый поход. \ Повести. — М.: Воениздат, 1956
* Наш друг Пушкарёв. \ Рассказы. — М.: Воениздат, 1960
* Экипаж «Меконга». \ Роман. — 1962. М.: Детгиз (совм. с И. Б. Лукодьяновым)
* Формула невозможного \ Повесть. — «Знание-сила» №1 за 1963 год, стр. 37-44. (Соавтор: Исай Лукодьянов)
* Чёрный столб \ Повесть — 1963 (Соавтор: Исай Лукодьянов)
* На перекрёстках времени. \ НФ-рассказы. — М.: Знание, 1964 — (совм. с Исаем Лукодьяновым)
* Сумерки на планете Бюр \ Повесть — «Фантастика, 1966. Выпуск 2», 1966 г. (Соавтор: Исай Лукодьянов)
* Субстанция нигра \ Повесть. — «Литературный Азербайджан», 1967, No 4 (Соавтор: Исай Лукодьянов)
* Очень далёкий Тартесс. \ Фант. роман. — М.: Молодая гвардия, 1968 — (совм. с Исаем Лукодьяновым)
* Плеск звёздных морей. \ Роман. — М.: Дет. литература, 1970 — (совм. с Исаем Лукодьяновым)
* Повесть об океане и королевском кухаре «Литературный Азербайджан», № 4  за 1969 год. стр. 49-85
* Трудный год на полуострове Ханко \ Повесть. — «Литературный Азербайджан». – 1973. – № 1; № 2

## Отношение к ПФ

Войскунский в соавторстве с Лукодьяновым написали рассказ о путешествиях во времени На перекрестках времени. Героями рассказа являются Шерлок Холмс, Доктор Ватсон, Артур Конан Доил и, конечно, путешественники из будущего.
2016-08-04 - Hooch Calls To Homeowners

http://www.phonelosers.org/2016/08/hooch-calls-to-homeowners/

Date: August 04, 2016

Length 54:06

Calling homeowners directory.

## Summary

00:00 Old call to Constance from "Steve" from the San Jose water company. Constance has been overusing water.

1:43 Show intro.

3:24 RBCP asks for support at patreon.com/phonelosers or phonelosers.org/cactus

 4:17 Call to James from "Michael" at number 13, but really number 12. The big tree outside James' window, Michael left his binoculars in the tree.

6:42 Call to Joey (female) from "Dave" regarding big tree outside window.

9:10 Call to Nancy from "Roy" regarding big tree outside window.

13:12 Call to Seth from "Roy " regarding Wi-Fi, asking Seth to move router closer to window.

14:17 Call to Bob from "Roy" regarding Wi-Fi.

18:17 Call to Brenda from "Steven" regarding Wi-Fi.

20:03 Voicemail from Ohio Guy.

20:43 Voicemail from "it's me" who wants RBCP to hang up the phone.

21:01 Voicemail from "Jasper Flax."

21:49 Voicemail from "name couldn't understand."

22:53 Voicemail from "Mr. Pac-Man."
TSPS Episode 527 – Will It Clog?

Today I try a brand new idea inspired by a weird Funny or Die skit where we answer the question on everyone’s minds. The bad sound quality for a third of the show is the fault of Teen Wolf Jesus, David J, Brennan, Jennifer8cacti, and Derek J.

* Intro song is A Tenant From Hell by Beagle Dude
* Show art photo was sent in by Douglas who says, “I snapped a photo of this truck on my street today. Cactus cactus! -Douglas”
* Background music during intro talking is the Gimmie A Break theme song, background music during the pranks is A Fish Who Saved Some Planet album, background music during voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn. ending song is Craigs List by Schaffer The Darklord
TSPS 93: Hobo Sound Quality

**Show format: 31 minutes, Pre-recorded**

**Call types: Request, Neighbor, Tenant From Hell, RoyCo**

**Show info**

**Play on the Youtubez**

Brad’s on a road trip and in this show you get to hear him like he’s phoning it in from the space station. The show starts off with a totally hip and way out call to Virgin Mobile’s top-up line, yo.

6:01: Matthew has been feeding Dave’s cat, but the food he’s using is garbage. Dave gets passed off, presumably to Matthew’s wife, who really doesn’t like cats at all and would never feed them, although Dave knows otherwise from the recon he's done. Wifey goes really weird, creepy New Yorkan on Dave and muses that he just needs someone to talk to (with cawwwfee), but Dave just wants her to stop feeding his cat and to go away. The weirdness dial keeps getting cranked and Dave bails.

12:02: Brad uses Mixcraft to make shows on the road. Sound quality is gradually improving.

14:03: The pool which tenant Kevin installed in No.7 has started making the floor sag. Bonnie wants info but the names that Kevin comes up with are not on the lease. Bonnie’s not messing around and insists that if Kevin doesn’t drain the pool himself, she’s going to rope the police in, hangs up to investigate.

19:22: People are getting their PLA ID cards.

21:32: Josh from RoyCo construction got pranked by a witty customer and has ripped down all of Rhonda’s fence. She’s a quick sleuth and notices Josh is calling from out of state, but it’s a corporate number says he. Rhonda’s going to skedaddle home to check things over, Josh blames her neighbors from down the street, washes RoyCo’s hands of blame as they’ve already carted the fence off to the recycler.
TSPS Episode 560 – Yard Sells Live Show

Another week, another live yard sale show. This one is brought to you by Be-I-Eber-4life, kristine!, Sean L, Norman Bates, and Brown Magic. They are good people.

* Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com
* Opening clip is from the movie Wargames
* Intro song by JayDee, background during the afterintro BS is by Karterpiller, background during the live show is With You by I Fight Dragons, background music during voicemails by The Fish Who Saved The Planet, ending song is Hutzumi by M.C. Router.
Episode 1 - Jammie

00:00 – 00:30 Intro and explanation of what the Big Beef Bueno show is. In this episode, RBCP will be calling some of Jammies's ex-boyfiends.

00:32 – 1:27 Jonathan (RBCP) from the Miami Police calls Terry

1:28 Jammie didn't expect RBCP to call her ex-boyfriends

1:47 – 3:06 Verizon Wireless Corporate Security (RBCP) calls Jeremy about the $13,000 bill he's run up dialing 900 numbers. Jeremy can't pay so his phone machine will be shut off.

3:10 Jammie won't give RBCP anymore ex-boyfriend numbers.

3:25 – 15:24 RBCP coaches Jammie on how to trick Blockbuster out of customer information before they call BB; then they have to wait for the information because the MOD is taking a long shit. RBCP used the information gathered form this call in PLA Radio Episode #8.

15:41 – 17:45 Two voicemails Jammie left on Adam Curry's podcast.

18:13 – 20:06 RBCP calls the Hair We Are salon because Jamie recently got a haircut there. He calls as Mayor Chuck McClair and want to bring in a film crew to film his haircut. He argues with a woman about what time to come in as he's the mayor and gets special privileges. Then the show abruptly ends.
TSPS Episode 534 – Stay Out Of The Elevator

Today we’re finishing up that gym list from earlier this week so we can scold more people for doing things that they know they shouldn’t be doing. This show is sponsored by Nickyd, Be-I-Eber-4life, Simspeak, kristine!, and Boca Recovery Center.

* Show art by Nik Caesar at scary-art.com
* Intro song by Karterpiller, background music during show intro also by Karterpiller, background music during the pranks is by The Fish Who Saved The Planet, background music during the voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, end song is Glutton by Emergency Pizza Party.
TSPS Episode 531 – Monday Morning Requests

I try to avoid lists in this show and just get through some of the many requests sitting in my various email folders, but the first thing I do is a list. I blame Synthead, High School Graduate, Jason B, The Swedish Models, and Buster Casey, who are the sponsors of today’s show.

* Show art by Nik Caesar @ scary-art.com
* Background music during intro talking part is Devils Train by The Lab Rats, It’s A Family Joke song by NotBrad, background music during pranks is Lawanda’s Magic Organ by The Pepitones, voicemail background music is Comfortably Numb by Josh Cohen, ending song is Buckets of Blood by Schaffer The Darklord.
TSPS Episode 541 – Number Hoarders

Today we learned that small business owners are slightly more protective of their phone numbers than home phone users. Thanks for helping to fund this research, Lord and Lady of Veggies, David J, MicroKORGI, Rumpled Foreskin, and Jamie F.

* Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com
* Background music during opening prank is by MicroKORGI and quickfireyt, intro song by Jeff B, music during pranks is Bill Gates Revolution by l33t g33k be4t, music during voicemails is Comfortably Numb by Josh Cohen, ending song is Come Monday by Ruprechy The Monkey Boy.
03-23-2015 - You Have No Phone Calls

Gloria admits to being a liar in this show by leaving a voicemail that contradicts her words on a 'Madhouse Live ' show.

excellent idea RBCP came up with in this show will never be use @ 49:48. Using the "Future show idea 'hacking answering machines'. Right after I do my 'elevator pranks' show some day."

A potential intro quote @ 51:43.
SuperSnake.io Unblocked

After Agar.io, Slither.io, and a host of other .io family games, one more appears for you to play in those hours of boredom, and it's also addictive: Supersnake.io. The game of the super snake.

The game is still in the beta version, available only for computer, and to play, just enter Supersnake.io in any browser.

It is very similar to all the other games that we have already done some posts. However, there are some more peculiarities:

Basically it's a battle between snakes, and you need to increase in size, avoiding hitting obstacles and being devoured by other players in the game.

The points that the snake will eat differ according to the colors, being red dots that make the snake grow, greens protect from other snakes, and blue dots increase the speed, and finally, the roses increase the dose.

The servers are apparently better than all other games, and a warning appears when the connection is slow.

So, have you tried this game any more? Which one is your favorite? Leave your comment just below.
TSPS Episode 509 – Request Line Friday

Today’s show is brought to us by Jason B, King Richard, Matt Z, Steve & Megs B,  and Todd L.  It features lots of requests, including calls to Lyft drivers, pitbull breeders, and package delivery customers. And voicemails!

* Today’s show art is from Lina
* Intro song by Steven Yucca
* After intro song is by Henrik
* Outro song by Liz Darwin
Ways That Arbie Has Been Insulted

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Sometimes people that RBCP calls are either really weird or really creative with their insults.  This page will list all the amazing ways that he's been called an idiot or been totally zinged on The Snow Plow Show.

**"Take it up your ear"** from the January 31st, 2018 episode #436 Adopt-A-Median 2018 at some point between 45:00 and 45:15.  Brad is telling an old man that he needs to come and change Mrs. Stewman's tire that was flattened on his median and the old man tells him to take it up your ear.

"Go pound salt"

"Go suck a lemon"

"Roy the.... retarded boy." from a gym call

"Why don't you take a tip from the Lone Ranger and wear a mask!"

"I think you have ADD"

"Take a running jump"

"Go to the Empire State building and take a flying fuck"

"Roy What" (it's Hoo)
TSPS 88: Howard Stern’s Ass

**Show format: 45 minutes, Pre-recorded**

**Call types: Request, Reference Check, Lube Job**

**Show info**

**Play on the Youtubez**

Brad wants listeners to send in ‘Cactus’ sound samples. Not only does he want free sounds, but he also wants them in mp3 - voicemail quality isn’t good enough. Gawwwd. PLA will turn 20 in November 2014, retirement sounds good.

4:02: Ron from Dish Network needs installer David to fix the spate of vandalism they just had - the rub is, they won’t pay him. David just isn’t having and of it and bails.

6:30: Brad gets all of the hot voicemail pu$$y.

7:36: Louis Armstrong is a big PLA fan apparently and calls in from the cemetery to sing a song.

9:38: Sears repair guy Todd (who’s actually a manager) gets tackled by Gary from Sears corporate about creeping out female customers, but Todd’s full of denial and doesn’t take kindly to Gary’s suggestions to get a girlfriend.

12:25: Captain Janks strikes again – Brad plays some clips from Janks' Youtube. It’s such an awful thing that people would make pranks at times like these.

20:11: Greg wants to do a reference check at JagTV’s old workplace but manager Jeff is currently ‘doing poker’ which Greg assumes is a euphemism for dropping a deuce. Greg sighs wearily and asks for alternate contact Sean, who is also indisposed it seems. Gawwwwd, says Greg and resigns to binning the request.

24:52: Terry thought he could get away with scooping up an armful of air fresheners when he had his oil changed at the Wal-Mart, but Greg is here to tell him that’s not OK. Terry is all denial but Greg has the video to prove it, Terry wants to see the evidence himself and then denies having his oil changed at all. Turns out he had tyres fitted, but tyres and oil are the same thing according to Greg - Terry’s still guilty, even if it's dementia. The more charges which get laid, the more Terry denies it all, and he’s even less impressed to learn that Gary also left his crescent wrench in the tyre and needs it back. Finally, Terry claims that he’s been to Michigan before, which Gary knows is BS.

30:30: People on the Twitters are scared of thunder. Brad reads some tweets, plays the Michelle Twitter music for effect.

33:30: Liandra stuffed an entire case of oil under her dress when she had her oil changed, but she too is full of denials. Roy wants the stolen merch back, she wants them to collect it, but the lube job security cart isn’t road legal, so looks like she'll have to deliver. Liandra is all innocent, but Roy remembers her hooker voice, concludes she’s even worse at lying than she is at shoplifting.

38:13: More Aussie jokes, but Brad struggles with ‘Bloke’ and ‘Sheila', ends the show because of the heat in the situation room.
TSPS Episode 518 – Windshield Frost Art

Snow season is the most exciting time of the year for us here at the Snow Plow Show, so it’s about time we do a brand new collection of the ole writing on my windows prank. This show is brought to you by Stantrucker, Thomas Z, Delorean Jackson, Lion IX, and MistaJohn.

* Intro song by Audio Adventures
* Show art by Dr. Tom Servo
* Intro talking background is Regen by My Parents Favorite Music, background during the calls is the Rail Maze game song, voicemails piano music is a Comfortably Numb cover by Josh Cohen, end music is Shimmy by Tony Senghore
Royco

RoyCo is an international conglomerate co-founded by Apok0lyps & El Jefe  that operates dozens of businesses worldwide. Their operations include construction, snow plowing, lawn and garden treatments, and private prisons. RoyCo is based in the town of Roy, New Mexico.

## Fictional History

The old tale says back in 1979, when the original "Big Roy" founded this company, he had had enough of the shifty roofers that just don't do the job right, after having his own roof replaced, and leaked in multiple spots, he had to re-do it himself, and he learned his love for roofing. He knew he was good at it, and started this company originally to be a 1-man gig. In 1999, Big Roy passed away, and the company was passed down to Little Roy, who is in charge today, with a whole team.

## See also

* RoyCo Roofing
* Chad
TSPS Episode 522 – Pirate Treasure Hunting

Today’s show uses an idea of Jiad’s along with a list from The Good Coach to introduce you to the city’s secret department of pirate gold hunters who will stop at nothing to find ancient lost treasures. This episode is brought to you by Boca Recovery, Wolfiten, Niekisch, iregretjumping, and Jamie F.

* Show art sent in by Incogneetoe – that’s his evil shrine to prank calls, including a Prank Call Nation shirt that we all signed in Chicago
* Show intro song by Dan
* Background music during opening prank by MicroKORGI and quickfireYT, background during intro talking is Ali Dada by Roland, background during the voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unicorn, Ending song is Chiron Beta Prime by Jonathan Coulton.
Michael Lohan

The PLA's fun with Micheal started when RBCP ~~hacked~~ stumbled upon Lindsay Lohan's voicemail, as well as her mothers. He got a call back from her brother, Michael Lohan.

Brad then rused Michael by pretending to be an AT&T operator saying "Linsley" was trying to make a collect call to him. RBCP & Laugh Track matt then fucked with him some more with other PLA pranksters chiming in too. During this call Micheal said he will fuck the PLA in court, this has yet to happen.

Many more calls have been made to Micheal over the years.
PLA ChicagoMeet

The 2018 Chicago meetup was thrown together hastily in a span of about two weeks, but it was the first time that many prank call hosts gathered together in the same place. Between 20 and 30 people total showed up, including Carlito, Legend, RBCP, JagTV, Dwight, Jiad, Incogneetoe, Wasted Memory, and many others. The meetup took place at the Logan Square Emporium, a bar/arcade located at 2363 N. Milwaukee Ave., on September 15th, 2018. It lasted from Noon until around 5pm.

Originally the meetup was supposed to be a few hours visit from RBCP to Matt Hillock's house and originally it was supposed to happen in July to coincide with a trip that JagTV was taking to Chicago. JagTV still made it and got Matt all to himself. RBCP finally drove to Illinois in September and began making plans to visit Chicago. Jiad arranged to visit the same day, and then JagTV, and next thing you know nearly every PCN host is coming and it's a public meetup so that anyone who likes prank calls can show up and say hello. It was awesome.
04-27-2015 - The Monday Morning Sunday Show

Air Date: 04-27-2015

Title: The Monday Morning Sunday Show

Length: 1 hour 3 minutes

## Summary

Jeremy from Texas sponsors this show where we continue pestering neighborhoods that have a home owners association.

## Show Notes and Details

* Watch the Bob Wehadababyitsaboy commercial
* Novelty answering machine messages.  For your answering machine.
* Here is the Pay Phone Museum page.  If you've forgotten what a pay phone looks like, that's the place to find out.  If you know of any pay phones in your area, snap a picture of it and email it to  payphones(at)furmannet.net
* Here's my own collection of pay phones in Albany, Oregon and here's an old article I wrote about how pay phones are doomed.  You know, if you were needing more pictures of pay phones.
* Here's the full Pauly Shore cruise line prank call.  You should SHARE IT.
* 616 Rewind by Cunninlynguists

Episode Summary: Continued Home Owner's Association list - from a live show

1st call: sprayed lawn with grass killer; they just planted new trees and are about to sell their house and they freak out

2nd call: fine for clogging up the sewage system; short call

3rd call: fine for clogging up the sewage system; short call

4th call: need to use a spare room for neighborhood surveillance; guy gets very uppity

5th call: need to use a spare room for neighborhood surveillance; short call

6th call: need to use a spare room for neighborhood surveillance; short call

7th call: sprayed lawn with grass killer; hippie couple absolutely freak out

8th call: Replay of the classic Pauly Shore cruise prank
TSPS Episode 574 – Dead Deer and Typewriters

This show is brought to you by Boca Recovery Center, Fun Society Arcade, Teen Wolf Jesus, High School Graduate, and SixWeekTenure. It’s because of these people that I had the time to delete nearly two minutes of an uncontrollable giggling fit after that comically oversized chair call. In this show I call some people giving away free things and some people who adopt roads because they can’t have any of their own.

Brad called adopt-a-highway businesses to inform them they have to retrieve their sign from a scrap metal place after somebody stole it for the money, a dead deer they have to remove, and a sinkhole they have to fill. Next, he called a woman selling used postcards to complain about the issues he was having with his friends and family after receiving used cards. Additionally, he called a lady that sold a dog igloo to complain that his Airbnb guests wouldn't all fit in there. He then called a guy looking for manual typewriter ribbon to see if he had any ribbon to get high off of. Next, he called a woman to sell her the outdoor canopy he stole from his ex-wife. Finally, he tried selling a woman Gallagher's house-sized rocking chair.

* Show art sent in by Daryl
* Intro song by Adam K.
* Background music on the opening prank is by MicroKORGI and Quickfireyt, background during the pranks is by Trash-80, background during the voicemails is Comfortably Numb by Josh Cohen, the ending song is If I Could by Phish. You can blame Justin for my sudden love of Phish.
Happy Birthday!

Released on PLA TV in 2000, Happy Birthday is a 3:22 minutes long video filmed by RBCP and EvilCal.

## Notes

The PLA TV Crew decided to help out a local Hardees fast food joint with a little promotional advertising. After making a sign reading, "Sing Happy Birthday to the drive-thru girl for a free meal!", EvilCal and RBCP sit across the parking lot with a scanner tuned to Hardees frequency and videotape the results. (c) 2000.

## Links

* Watch on Youtube
* PhoneLosers.org Page about the Video
TSPS Episode 512 – Metal Detecting Club

Yeahdude7 gave me today’s great idea of telling people a team of metal detectors is visiting their yard today and we find out that pretty much everyone on the planet has lost their sense of adventure. This show is brought to you by Michael D, NotPike, Teen Wolf Jesus, toinetoine, and It’s not\_vagina\_time.

* Today’s show art is by Johnny
* Ending song is Thanksgiving Sucks by Rappy McRapperson
Mildred Monday

**Mildred Monday** was first contacted by RBCP in 1993, from a pay phone at the Lafayette Square movie

theater in Indianapolis, Indiana, where he worked. Her number was picked at random from the telephone book because RBCP found the name amusing. The call was placed using a tone dialer red box to avoid charges for the call. RBCP pretended to be with AT&T, trying to put a call through to Mildred from herself. RBCP transferred her to his "supervisor," who finished the call. The supervisor was played by a kid named Jon Spencer, who was a coworker at the movie theater.

Throughout the 1990's, RBCP and various friends continued to make phone calls to Mildred, but only averaging maybe one call per year to her. In a 1996 call, RBCP tried to confirm an appointment to put new shingles on her home. In 1997, RBCP and Colleen Card called her about the black siding for her home. The 1997 call was the last made to Mildred until around 2009 when RBCP called her to let her know that service people would be arriving in the morning to pave her front lawn with asphalt.

In 1997, RBCP wrote a parody song about Mildred, to the tune of the 80's song Manic Monday by The Bangles. In 2008, RBCP recorded the song and included it on his PLA Radio podcast. You can listen to the song here.

On February 17th, 2010, Mildred Monday died, presumably of old age, since she was about 140-years-old. Here is her memorial page on phonelosers.org. Gnnr, a listener of The Phone Show  was so moved by the news of Mildred's passing that he wrote a parody song about her in late 2010, to the tune of Yesterday by The Beatles. Listen to gnnr's song here.

Mildred Monday Extravaganza Here is a fairly complete collection of Mildred Monday prank calls and related segments from PLA Radio , The Phone Show and other tributes to the most amazing old lady we've ever irritated over the phone. You are not allowed to not watch this video.
TSPS Episode 538 – Request Line Thursday

Today’s show contains very important updates about this weekend’s San Jose meetup, lots of voicemails, and a couple of prank calls thrown into the middle somewhere. This episode is sponsored by Travis B, Frank H, Delorean Jackson, Jose, and Lee W.

* Show art by Mst3claye
* Intro song by Reefer Badness, background intro music is Regen by My Parents Favorite Music, pranks background music is Lawanda’s Magic Organ by The Pepitones, voicemails background is Comfortably Numb by Josh Cohen, end music by Redbox and the Chilipeppers.
TSPS Episode 577 – Dung Pile

In today’s show Craig’s aunt says fuck you to me and I get called a dung pile by a weird southern guy. This abuse to my ego is sponsored by Another Prank Call Show, Edvard G, Simspeak, Efin Reality, and Toinetoine.

Brad calls assorted prank requests. This includes changing people's phone numbers, calling a guy that left a note in hopes of buying a car only to accuse him of leaving a car ding note and requesting insurance information, and installing bunk beds in a business to house migrants hiding from ICE. Next, he called an adopt a road business to inform them their sign is going to have an advertisement for the NRA directly below theirs. Finally, he called the owner of a tree removal service to inform them their number because the CEO of Sprint, Winston Beauregard, doesn't like him because they went to high school together.

* Opening song by Tempe Arizona
* Background music during opening prank is by MicroKORGI and Quickfireyt, background music during half of the pranks is I’ve Got Some Falling To Do by Lemon Demon, other half of the background music is Borderline by Camper Van Beethoven, background music during the voicemails is The Fat Rat’s Unity song covered by BobGmbH, end song is Fall Of Rome by Rappy McRapperson
TSPS Episode 530 – International Sign of The Ninja

Today is that same old shtick of people LOOKING at Sensei Doug and it’s brought to you by Stantrucker, ArbitraryAlex, iregretjumping, Rumpled Foreskin, and Jamie F. Praise Ed!

* Show art is from an old book I found. More pictures in this post.
* Background during pranks is Shimmy by Tony Senghore, background during voicemails is Strong In The Real Way by Arcade Unibrow, ending song is Ninja Survive by Europe.
PLA EuroMeet

PLA EuroMeet, known affectionately as the 'PLA EuroMeat' took place on 19th-22th September 2014 at the Ibis Hotel in Amsterdam. Phone losers in attendance included TheN, Laugh Track Matt, Dusk, Zax.

During the event, Zax used a social engineering technique known as lying to fraudulently obtain a Keycard for Laugh Track Matts hotel room.

TheN bought dinner for all who attended.