recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
The Engineer

This is an important document.*This document is considered vital to the ARKHIVES.*
## Document Information

* Anomaly 174
* Threat Level: Alpha
* Priority Level: Omega
* Anomaly Class: Alpha

## Anomaly Description

The Engineer is a past Nintendo employee believed to have caused harmful anomalies to be created by Project QARC through unknown means. A proposal that The Engineer is anomalous themselves has been sent to Command and is currently being reviewed.

The Engineer is believed to have caused the death of ████ ██████ during Incident QARC S-B, and is currently considered missing. Locating The Engineer for question is considered an Omega level priority in order to prevent more incidents.

In order to see the Anomalous Engineer Proposal, see document █████████.

## Related Anomalies

* Project QARC: The Engineer is believed to have significantly altered Project QARC.
* Nintendo: The company The Engineer worked for.
Alpha Male

Hickok45's great prehistoric grandfather, Wild Bill Hickok, taken circa 1800 BC

Not to be confused with Prehistoric Genetics. An Alpha Male is a male with prehistoric genetics, minus the side effects.

#### **Requirements:**

- Good Genetics

- Prehistoric Genetics

- Siik Dah Gow

- Women

- Vodka

#### **Side Effects:**

- Alcohol Abuse

- Women

- Warrant for Arrest

- Siik Dah Gow

- Probably owns Guns

- Is Hickok45

- Is Hickok45's great prehistoric grandfather, Wild Bill Hickok (Hence the wild).

#### **Known Alpha Males:**

- **Hickok45**

- **Wild Bill Hickok**
Enemy Discolorations

## Document Information

* Anomaly 6
* Threat Level: Beta
* Priority Level: Delta
* Anomaly Class: Beta

## Anomaly Description

Enemy Discolorations are anomalous versions of enemies that have different colors from the base version(s). These can stretch from basic recolors to changing entire behaviors. Enemy Discolorations have been noted to make versions of enemies that appear in levels they're not supposed to, or borrow behaviors from other enemies, such as a Goomba spitting fire.

Enemy Discolorations are highly noticeable, though consistently harmless, so covering them up is considered a delta level priority.
SINISTER

This is an important document.*This document is considered vital to the ARKHIVES.*
## Document Information

* Anomaly 175
* Threat Level: Gamma
* Priority Level: Alpha
* Anomaly Class: Omega

## Anomaly Description

SINISTER is a corporation that creates anomalous products for other corporations, particularly Nintendo. They have created Project QARC and also other anomalies found in Super Mario 64. SINISTER is highly secretive, and also has directly opposed the NSA in the past, such as the Nintendo document.

Attempting to shut down or stop SINISTER is considered an alpha level priority, as they could potentially create more harmful anomalies and somehow have access to the ARKHIVES. They also are believed to be in possession of the Project QARC Mainframe.

## Related Anomalies

* Project QARC: SINISTER are the creators of Project QARC.
* Nintendo: SINISTER is the creators of this document.
* Project QARC Mainframe: SINISTER is believed to be in possession of the Project QARC Mainframe.
Russian Hairline

A condition with many causes, also known as receding hairline. Causes are alcohol abuse, jealousy, bad genetics, being burn in Russia, and depression.

#### **Possible Causes:**

- **Alcohol Abuse**

- **Jealousy**

- Bad Genetics

- **Born in Soviet Union**

- Thinking about Diu Gang

#### **Requirements:**

- Vodka

- Fur Cap

- Bad Genetics

#### **Notable creatures:**

- Dmitri

- Arm And

- Juu Jigh
Incident BLUE 1-I7

## Incident Information

* Damage Level: Omega
* Repeat Likelihood: Sigma

## Description

Incident BLUE 1-I7 was an Incident in which the QARC Trojan was discovered on an emulated copy of Super Mario 64 that was under investigation due to a report of The Final Stretch in it. Unfortunately, it was discovered on the main PC that held the database. While this helped discover a new anomaly, this caused severe damage to the database. This caused the loss of several documents.

After this Incident, it is required to never investigate emulated copies. If one is found, it is an omega level priority to remove the copy from the PC. Any and all traces of an emulation program on the PC is also required to be removed.

NOTE FROM COMMAND: Okay, we got some new PCs for people to test emulated copies with. Are you guys happy now? Just don't use the main PC for all that is good and holy! -Command

## Anomalies Related To Incident

* QARC Trojan: The cause of the incident.
* The Final Stretch: What was being researched.
A Bad Case of Madlibs

## Document Information

* Anomaly 269
* Threat Level: Delta
* Priority Level: Omega
* Anomaly Class: Sigma

## Anomaly Description

A Bad Case of Madlibs is a behavioral anomaly in which upon viewing a page on this database, the individual affected by the anomaly will begin to use the redactions as Madlibs. The anomaly most commonly occurs on ████ █████.

Upon being found, it is required that whoever is affected by the anomaly get quarantined for 1 week. If they do not recover by the time 1 week has passed, another day is added.

Preventing it is frequently restricting access to ████ █████. In this period of time, searching for an affected individual is top priority. Punishment will be given to those who attempt to bypass the restriction.

For prevention reasons, nothing is redacted in this page. Whether the anomaly will become more dangerous over time will have to be monitored by Command. Any sightings of an affected individual must be reported to Command.

## Related Anomalies

████ █████: The page the anomaly is most common on.
QARC Manifestations

## Document Information

* Anomaly 7
* Threat Level: Epsilon
* Priority Level: Sigma
* Anomaly Class: Zeta

## Anomaly Description

QARC Manifestations are anomalous occurrences where Project QARC manifests itself as a character in Super Mario 64. This proves that Project QARC does indeed have sentience. QARC Manifestations usually appear as Mario recolors or a glitched version of the scrapped Luigi model, though other appearances have been noted.

QARC Manifestations usually walk around the level they are found in, occasionally leading the player towards stars, secret areas, or other things. It is believed QARC Manifestations occur so that Project QARC can more accurately monitor the player.

However, attempting to attack the QARC Manifestations has resulted in harmful anomalies appear, the cartridge being rendered unplayable, and in one instance the activation of the Built-In Instant Brain Death Agent.

## Related Anomalies

* Project QARC: QARC Manifestations are caused by Project QARC.
List of Falsified Documents

This is an important document.*This document is considered vital to the ARKHIVES.*
This document is to be created as a decoy for any intruding viewers of the ARKHIVES. This document itself is only to be in possession of Command, and the page itself is to be empty. Only the document category called Falsified Documents is to show documents flagged as falsified, even if they are not falsified. The document precisely detaining the true falsified documents is not to be released.
Nintendo

This is an important document.*This document is considered vital to the ARKHIVES.*This is a falsified document.*This document is falsified as part of Protocol 7-I3. This document is to be disregarded.*
## Document Information

* Anomaly 400
* Threat Level: Omega
* Priority Level: Omega
* Anomaly Class: Omega

## Anomaly Description

This document is not about Nintendo, but is instead a false document containing a very valuable document to the Nintendo Secrecy Agency relating to Nintendo. However, the document has been replaced with a dangerous cognitohazard. If you continue reading this document, you will very likely lose your life.

Note from Command: Okay, I get it, people want us to restore it to the ORIGINAL version. We don't have it. Whoever managed to edit this document managed to erase it from OUR database, and it's one of the few documents we don't have a physical copy of. Even if we did have it, we wouldn't want to give it out, even if that's part of Private Protocol 8. It's HIGHLY sensitive, and we would not give it out. If you happen to have it, please contact Command. -Command

If you wish to continue, below is the document as it was before the most recent edit.

WARNING: THIS DOCUMENT CONTAINS HIGHLY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. IF YOU ARE NOT PART OF COMMAND BUT ARE FOUND TO HAVE READ THIS DOCUMENT, ACTION MAY BE TAKEN. -Command

LOOK INTO THE PENGUIN'S EYES

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU WISH?

YOU WON'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE

ONLY LOOK IF YOU WISH TO SEE WHAT YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE

YOU WILL LOOK

YOU WILL SEE

YOU WILL BE LOST TO THE VOID

LOOK TO THE PENGUINS

LOOK TO THE PENGUINS

LOOK TO THE PENGUINS

If you managed to bypass the cognitohazard, Document NIN-18 is below.

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We have this document in our possession now. Do not expect to have this back. We'll be contacting you again shortly. Normalcy is nothing in the grand scheme of things. -SINISTER

## Related Anomalies

* SINISTER: The corporation behind this document.
Baby Yoshi

## Document Information

* Anomaly 196
* Threat Level: Delta
* Priority Level: Beta
* Anomaly Class: Delta

## Anomaly Description

Baby Yoshi is an anomalous entity that can appear in Super Mario 64. It can usually appear in place of the regular Yoshi, though has been spotted elsewhere. It is usually a smaller Yoshi, though has been reported to take the appearance of Baby Yoshis seen later in the Super Mario Bros. series.

The Baby Yoshi does not have any dialogue, and instead can be picked up, though has consistently not been able to be used for anything. However, upon finding the Baby Yoshi, the playtester will be affected by a cognitohazard that causes the victim to only be able to refer to Yoshis as "██████"s.
Whomp's Fortress Creature

## Document Information

* Anomaly 8
* Threat Level: Sigma
* Priority Level: Delta
* Anomaly Class: Gamma

## Anomaly Description

The Whomp's Fortress Creature is an anomalous entity found in the Whomp's Fortress course of Super Mario 64. It does not have a definite form, but instead is characterized by severe corruption of the Whomp's Fortress level. This will usually result in the level becoming unplayable.

The Whomp's Fortress Creature was intended to be an anti-piracy measure that would hinder progression in the game. However, it was scrapped when a playtester suffered a seizure from the anomaly.

However, significant corruption of the anomaly usually via cartridge tilting can spawn the Whomp's Fortress Creature. Attempting to cover up the Whomp's Fortress Creature is considered a delta level priority, as it can simply be considered corruption.
Wiki Chavopedia

**Wiki Chavopedia** es un wiki donde hablaremos de una de las series humorísticas mexicanas más conocida a nivel mundial: El Chavo Del 8 (1972-1980).

## Resumen

**El Chavo** es un niño pobre de ocho años, que no tiene padres y que vive en un barril en la vecindad. Sus amigos son Quico y la Chilindrina; juntos juegan y cometen divertidas travesuras por el barrio, recibiendo las regañinas de los mayores.

## Galería

Logo del Chavo del ochoEl Chavo del 8 (Roberto Gómez Bolaños)Quico (Carlos Villagrán)La Chilindrina (María Antonieta de las Nieves)Don Ramón (Ramón Valdés)Doña Florinda (Florinda Meza)
Lantern Scarecrow Sign

## **Description**

This Sinister Scarecrow Lights Your Way Through The Dark Halloween Season!

* Creepy Moving Arm!
* Illuminated Lantern
* Flickering Lighted Sign
* Sound And Motion Activated
* External Speaker Compatibility To Maximize The Terror! (External Speaker Sold Separately)

## **Trivia**

* This animatronic had an abbreviation of **BL SHL** on its listing prior to its release.
* This animatronic was discovered on the *Big Lots* Halloween display set-up photo.

## **Instructions**

* https://tekkydesign.com/PDFs/instr/Animated%20Scarecrow%20Instructions%202021%20sellable%20OL.pdf

## **Website Links**

* https://tekkydesign.com/pages/halloween2.php?productID=463
Nahdar Vebb

**Nahdar Vebb** was a Jedi knight during the Clone Wars.

## Biography:

When Kit Fisto and a group of clones planned to break into Grievous's lair Nahdar Vebb came along. Despite being a Jedi knight, Nahdar was unstable and dangerous. His eager attitude and outgoingness helped him and Kit survive the traps. Unfortunately, Nahdar's "In your face" attitude gets him shot several times with a blaster, killing him.
Onaconda Farr

**Onaconda Farr** was a Rodian Senator.

## Biography

Onaconda Farr was usually serious or friendly. But sometimes such as the time he betray the Republic and joining the separatists side. He eventually regrets this. But some politics such as Lolo didn't forgive him which results in his murder.

## Death

In the episode Senate Murders Onoconda is the first victim, being killed for his betrayal in a previous episode.

## Appearances

 *Episode* – "Bombad Jedi"

 *Episode* – "Senate Spy"

 *Episode* – "The Mandalore Plot"

 *Episode* – "Voyage of Temptation"

 *Episode* – "Duchess of Mandalore"

 *Episode* – "Sphere of Influence"

 *Episode* – "Hostage Crisis"

 *Episode* – "Heroes on Both Sides"

 *Episode* – "Pursuit of Peace"

 *Episode* – "Senate Murders" (Death)
Clone Trooper

**Clone Trooper**'s we're soldiers who fought for The Grand Republic.

## Biography

In the Clone Wars clones fought in battles instead of actual soldiers. The reason they used clones instead of people was because clones are expendable, and they could make more clone if they need to. Clones were often portrayed as slaves to the republic.

## Armor

Clone armor consisted of the following:

* A Helmet
* Breastplate
* Arm pads
* Shoulder pads
* Knee pads
* Boots
* And a blaster

### Replacement:

The average clone armor was replaced due to being difficult to move and fight in.

## Appearances

Clone have appeared in almost every episode.
The Face Reader

## Document Information

* Anomaly 105
* Threat Level: Beta
* Priority Level: Delta
* Anomaly Class: Delta

## Anomaly Description

The Face Reader is a cancelled peripheral for the Nintendo 64 designed by The Engineer. It would have mapped the face of the user and then use it to interact with certain objects, mainly the Mario head seen on the title screen of Super Mario 64. However, it would also have been compatible with Project QARC, changing the game based on the user's facial expressions.

It was later scrapped when used to kill a playtester during Incident QARC S-B, and is considered a neutralized threat. However, some reports claim that The Face Reader is still in circulation to this day and are currently being investigated.

## Related Anomalies

* The Engineer: The Engineer designed The Face Reader.
* Project QARC: Project QARC would use The Face Reader in order to change Super Mario 64.
Pablo

**Pablo** is a business owner.

When Cad Bane, Moral Eval, and a disguised Kenobi were on the run they went to Pablo's shop. When they noticed how low-quality Pablo's store was Cad Bane put a tooth-pick against Pablo's jaw and threatened to kill him.

## Behind the scenes

Pablo's name comes from the supervising director Pablo Hidaligo.
Saliva Waterfallus

Not to be confused with existing condition known as Hypersalivation. Saliva Waterfallus is a recently discovered condition that is much worse than Hypersalivation, in a way which the affected individual salivates even more saliva and generally slurs their speech and giving them the impression of cognitively delayed speech.
Gae Yuk

### Effects

Increased Strength, Prehistoric Genetics, Increased Testosterone.

### Cost to buy

Can only be obtained by going to the gym, or having Good Genetics.

### Cost to sell

Can be sold by not eating

Not to be confused with Meat.

#### **Possible Causes:**

- Going to the gym

- Eating a caloric surplus

- Going to the gym

- Repeat

#### **Benefits**:

- Prehistoric Genetics

- Increased Testosterone

- Increased Strength

#### **Notable Characters Include:**

- Juu Jigh

- Rose Boy 123
Sook Sook

## Appearances

### Appears in

Thai Express

> *"AIIGGHHH SYE SEE GAN UH!!!" \*CAR CRASH NOISES\**
>
>

This creature can be observed performing household chores.

#### **Physical Conditions:**

- Sye See Gan

- No Fap

Father of Gremlin, Boss of Quy Goy Nye, Murderer of Markham Monster.

#### **Upon death, this creature will spawn:**

- Ham Sup Lo Glasses

- Cheap Ass Phone

- Credit Card (Can only be used by Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek)

- Shitload of Money

- Good Hair Genetics

- Good Genetics

- Gae Yuk

- Thai Express Ownership Documents

- Parfa's Paycheque

- Quy Goh Nye's Paycheque
Toufeek Makmud

Posing with his Fur Cap.

### Occupation

Film Maker, Journalist, Food reviewer, tech reviewer, apparel reviewer, Student, Entrepreneur, Youtuber

## Appearances

### Debut

daily life

> *"Hella' Fresh!"*
>
>

Toufeek Makmud is an interesting youtuber deserving of an anomaly analysis. Also wants to bang Ladesh, we don't know who Ladesh is, but is probably over 40 and is looking for an ID into Canada.

He is also best friends with Arm And, a creature of an interesting species of Homo Genius Bro

Has been observed filming at the waist to avoid asking his subjects for permission to videotape.

Has been said to rent AirBnB and rent girls to fuck.

#### **Has been diagnosed with multiple physical conditions, being:**

- Tongus Brokenus

- Saliva Waterfallus

- Yao Cheen Loh Sheen Gum Joe Guh

- Bragging

- Ham Seep Doi

- Unngoy

It is hypothesized that Toufeek Makmud may be closely related in species to Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek, as they exibit similar physical characteristics.

#### **Upon death, this creature spawns:**

- Fur Cap

- Broken Ass Thumb

- Broken Ass Tongue

- Antari Logo

- Neck Beard

- iPhone

- Terrorist Footwear

- Bad Genetics

- Student Loan

- 50 Year Old Girlfriend

- Adidas Hoodie
The NSA ARKHIVES Wiki

ARKHIVES
This database is used to document anomalies discovered by the Nintendo Secrecy Agency, otherwise known as the NSA.

Please read the important documents, and Protocols before proceeding.

Discord server: https://discord.gg/u9nebNtzcB

## Important Documents

* Protocols
* Project QARC
* Anomaly Log
* Incident Log
* 2020 Leakage
* Oman Archives
* The Engineer
* Super Mario 64
* Nintendo Secrecy Agency
* Nintendo
* List of Falsified Documents
* List of Non-Anomalous Documents
* Temporal Leakages
* Built-In Instant Brain Death Agent
* SINISTER
* Project QARC Mainframe
* Anomaly 0

MEMO TO COMMAND

A recent leak of many important documents has occurred, and signs of database intrusion have been documented.

We are activating Protocol 7-I3. We have spread several false documents stating that all of our documented anomalies have been falsified.

It appears we may need to also activate Protocol 7-I3-C.

The threat level of this event is Omega, and appears to be leading to a Temporal Leakage.

Awaiting further instructions.

-Agent ██████ ████

COMMAND RESPONSE FROM ██████

Activation of Protocol 7-I3-C authorized.

Command is initiating Private Protocol 8. This will result in all classified documents being released in order for the ARKHIVES to appear falsified. Some documents may be deleted to maintain secrecy.

End of transmission.
Anakin Skywalker

**Anakin Skywalker (**Later known as Darth Vader**)** was a human Jedi.

## Biography

Anakin was an aggressive Jedi knight who heroically fought in multiple battles with his Padawan Ahsoka, and his right hand man Rex. Anakin along with Rex & Ahsoka were main characters of the TV show nearly appearing in every episode. Outside of battles Anakin was friendly, but he often bragged or teased to his friends. Anakin was secretly married to senator Padmé Amidala (Despite marriage being treasonous for Jedi). His relationship with Padmé was usually strong, but sometimes they would get into fight.

## Appearances

Anakin is one of few characters to appear in almost every episode.
Curved Nose

A sufferer of curved nose.

A physical condition in which your nose is curved. Has many meanings, but generally means you are a Jew and deceitful. Can also be used to hide your finger when you Liu Bay See.

Not to be confused with curved cock.

#### **Possible Causes:**

- Being a Jew

- Bad Genetics

- Lying makes your nose even more curved.

#### **Benefits:**

- Hides your finger when you Liu Bay See.

- Sniff food easier before consumption, due to the fact everyone wants to poison you. Especially Ens.

- Sniff money to make sure its real.

- Sniff cocaine easier.

#### **Side Effects:**

- Will pass a special test made by Nazis

- Never seen your own cock, cause your nose is blocking the view.

- Can be used as a pry bar.

- Can play VR without light intrusion

**Notable Creatures:**

- Enduru
Fur Cap

### Effects

100ml of free Vodka per day, as per Red Army rations. Cover your receding Russian Hairline.

### Cost to buy

Can only be obtained by conscription into the Red Army

### Cost to sell

Cannot be sold. Only way to get rid of it is to escape Russia or be hunted down by KGB

There are many types of Fur Cap. Your regular fur cap that provides warmth, a commie fur cap that provides warmth and covers your receding, clearly russian, hairline, and a fur cap unique to Toufeek.

Regular fur cap's can be looted from almost everybody, except for the bald. However commie fur caps can only be looted from commies. And Toufeek's fur can can only be looted from Toufeek.

## Toufeek's Fur Cap

### Cost to buy

Cannot be bought. Can only be looted from Toufeek Makmud's corpse.

### Cost to sell

Cannot be sold

only be looted from Toufeek Makmud's corpse.
Prehistoric Genetics

## Physical Condition

### Condition Effect

Sloping Forehead, Cognitive Delay, Grunting, Anger Management Problems, Increased Strength, Chest Pounding, Increased Testosterone, General Hooligan behaviour.

### Known Individuals with Condition

Yurr Yun, Yeren, Quy Goh Nye

Most people who try to be Alpha Males, but just end up looking like Gorillas.

What Yee Mah's fathers, husbands, and children suffer from.

#### **Requirements:**

- Low IQ

- Not an Alpha Male

- Sloped forehead

- Pronounced brow

- Pronounced muzzle

- Pronounced chin

- Grunting

- Chest pounding

- Bragging

- Goes to the gym

- Bad Genetics

- Fur Cap
Lee En

A creature that displays similar behaviour to En, but doesn't date Enduru. Thinks Enduru has bad genetics and mocks Enduru's Curved Nose.

#### **Physical Attributes:**

- High IQ

- Manipulative

#### **Upon death, will spawn:**

- Fay Goh

- High level Candy Crush account

- Latest iPhone

- Gremlin's dirty clothes

- Cheen Cheen's dirty clothes

- Large Fur Cap

- Luxury SUV

- A lot of money
The Mystery Shack

The Mystery Shack is the main headquarters for the Investigators in Arkham, Massachusetts.

## The Mystery Shack

### Location

Miskatonic University, Arkham, Massachusetts

### Inhabitants

Doctor Cillian Davy, Clifford Underwood, Mother Rosemary

## Acquisition

The Mystery Shack was left to Doctor Cillian Davy and Mother Rosemary after their ordeal with Mister Kimble - a scholar who willingly became a ghoul.

Kimble asked the two to keep his secret of his new existence, and let people believe he had moved away, giving them the deed to the house as a thank you for leaving him be. It has since become the Investigator's base of operations, and a place known to go to should someone wish to contact the group, considering how wide spread (and sometimes inaccessible) across Arkham they are.

## Artefacts kept within

**The Shard of Leviathan, Tome II** - Sealed in an Elder Signed box and stored in a locked safe within the Attic, which remains locked. Mother Rosemary currently has the key to the safe, and Doctor Cillian Davy has the key to the attic, and the key to the Elder Signed box.

## Inhabitants

Doctor Cillian Davy - Lives in the Mystery Shack full time, as its Guardian, and to receive messages and guests while active investigators are not present

Clifford Underwood - Had a spare room in the Mystery Shack for whenever he wished to stay, late night visits, and research ventures

Mother Rosemary - Has a spare room in the Mystery Shack, separated from the others for her modesty, for the times she doesn't make the trip down Lich Street to Saint Raphael's.

Fitzroy - A black cat that Doctor Cillian Davy found as a stray outside Miskatonic University and took in
Cactus

## Document Information

* Anomaly 84
* Threat Level: Beta
* Priority Level: Beta
* Anomaly Class: Beta

## Anomaly Description

**Anomaly 84**, also known as **Cactus** is an unused texture within the memory of Shifting Sand Land in Super Mario 64. It was likely intended to be used as a decorative object similar to flower fields within Bob-Omb Battlefield and Whomp's Fortress whilst utilizing the same billboard animation style that the Pokeys use, or used as a hazardous object which would cause the player to flinch and take damage, similar to being hit by a Goomba.

### Anomalous Effects

#### Cognitive Irrational Fear

Certain subjects, when exposed to Anomaly 84 display symptoms of Acute Stress Disorder and other mental illnesses, with a slim minority experiencing symptoms of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. All of these subjects share only one trait in common, which is insisting that Anomaly 84 did in-fact appear in the base game of Super Mario 64 and Anomaly 84 served a much larger purpose than decoration or as a basic hazard.

#### Further Description

Despite being unused in the base game, no beta build contains any data of this cactus existing.
Care En

Tinder Profile Picture

Is Enduru's sibling. Eats lots of chicken, complains to Yee Mah about feeding her too much chicken.

### Physical Attributes

- Moon Face

- Thunder Thighs

- Makeup

### Upon Death This Creature Will Spawn

- Makeup

- Chun's Wallet

- Dog Semen

- Dog Fur

- Voodoo Doll of En

- Yee Mah's Car Keys

- Phone filled with the phone numbers of men with Prehistoric Genetics

- Selfies

- Masters Degree in Art
Рыжик

**Эта статья является избранной 2021 года.**

## Биография

### **Переезд в мирный лес**

Звери безоговорочно слушались Рыжика так как им надоели ущемления зоопарка и бельчонок был основателем этой идеи.

### **На ежегодном фестивале**

Не смотря на переезд в Мирный Лес, с зоопарком ещё не покончено… Он преследует зверей повсюду от Старого до Мирного лесов.

Каждый год на поляне возле Мирного Леса проходит фестиваль в честь переезда в Мирный Лес. Фестиваль окончен, и все звери собираются уходить. Зоопарк окружил Мирный Лес забором, закрыл ворота, а на выходе из поляны поставил ловушку. Как зверям попасть в Мирный Лес? Рыжик ведёт с фестиваля жителей Мирного Леса, и они видят красиво светящийся вход в тоннель, который привлёк зверей. Все, кроме Рыжика, принимают это за очередной аттракцион и прыгают туда, но попадают в ловушку и не могут оттуда вылезти. Рыжик, Пушистик и Джейк хотят  спасти зверей, но сами попадают в ту же ловушку. Рыжик вылезает оттуда первым, после чего спасает Джейка и Пушистика. Вместе друзья вытаскивают зверей. Им удаётся открыть замок, который запирал ворота. И снова победа Мирного Леса!

## Галерея

Рыжик спасает Пушистика из тоннеляРыжик проводит экскурсию МурчикуРыжик и Пушистик***«Мурчик:*** *Оу, вы решили прогуляться по лесу?*

***Рыжик:*** *Да, это так.*

***Мурчик:*** *О, тогда я вам нужен! Меня зовут Мяурицыо, я знаменитый скаут! Могу провести вам екскурсию по нашему лесу!*

***Рыжик:*** *Спасибо, Мяурицыо! Пойдёмте, Друзья!*

РЫЖИК, МУРЧИК, РЫЖИК-СКАУТ.
Siik Dah Gow

What Siik Dah Gow looks like

### Known Individuals with Condition

Rose Boy 123, Quy Goh Nye, Mak Seen Sang, Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek, Sook Sook, Parfa

> *"Dah Doe Bang Bang Sang, Dah Doe Paak Paak Sang"*
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Siik Dah Gow is a condition, in which the suffering creature will brag about fighting prowess to portray male dominance, but ends generally ends up displaying signs of prehistoric genetics or bad genetics.

#### **Requirements for Siik Dah Gow:**

- Siik Dah Gow

- Bragging

#### **Types of Siik Dah Gow:**

- Chinese dance classes

- Leggus Stabilitus Retardadus

- Jeet Kune Do

- Having a lot of Gae Yuk

- Watching Hickok45

- Watching a lot of Kung Fu movies

- Owning Bruce Lee DVD collection.

- Alcohol abuse

- Rape and kidnapping

- Assault

#### **Individuals who are known to suffer from Siik Dah Gow:**

- Rose Boy 123 (Owns Bruce Lee DVD collection)

- Quy Goh Nye (Has a lot of Gae Yuk)

- Mak Seen Sang (Chinese exercises for the elderly)

- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek (Chinese dance classes)

- Sook Sook (Sword Kung Fu)

- Parfa (Likes to beat up anyone who displays signs of Gae Yuk)

- Cheen Cheen (Watches hickok45)

- Juu Jigh (Has a lot of Gae Yuk)

- Dmitri (Russian Hairline intimidation factor, having 20 legs)
Cheen

Downsides of having Cheen

### Effects

With enough of this item you can acquire anything your heart desires, including a buying WiFi service and setting the password as Rose Boy 123

### Cost to sell

Cannot be sold

With enough of this item you can acquire anything your heart desires, including buying WiFi service and setting the password to Rose Boy 123.

Cheen is a requirement in order to be considered Yao Cheen, or a Yao Cheen Loh.

According to Rose Boy 123, there is a strict set of habits that only Yao Cheen Loh Sheen Gum Joe Guh.

#### **Requirements:**

- Money, Imaginary Money, Stolen Money, Stolen Credit Cards.

- Excess production of saliva

- Slurping and swooshing of said excess saliva

#### **Different types of Cheen:**

- Tenn (Hoi Shan Waah saying of Cheen)

- Wallets

- Robux

- League of Legends Gift Card

- Credit Cards

- Tradable commodities like sex and alcohol

- Student loan

- Stolen Wallet

- Stolen Money

- Imaginary Stolen Money

- Stolen Credit Card

#### **Side effects of having a lot of or lack of Cheen:**

- Diu Gang

- Imaginary Wedding Rings

- Drive a BMW

- Theft

#### **Creatures known to acquire Cheen by illicit, or dishonest means:**

- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek (Theft)

- Yurr Yun (Theft)

- Rose Boy 123 (50 year old man, 5 years work experience)

- En (Marriage)
Yao Cheen Loh Sheen Gum Joe Guh

A physical condition where you constantly slurp the saliva in your mouth and whip it around with your tongue to make a whirring noise, akin to a good blow job. The affected individual will say it makes them look rich, hence the name.

This condition was first observed in a man of Asiatic descent who believes they are the reincarnation of Bruce Lee himself, and goes by the name Rose Boy 123.

Also seen in a Bang Ladeshi boy named Toufeek Makmud
Super Mario 64

This is an important document.*This document is considered vital to the ARKHIVES.*
## Document Information

* Anomaly 64
* Threat Level: Beta
* Priority Level: Omega
* Anomaly Class: Gamma

## Anomaly Description

Super Mario 64 is an anomalous video game created by Nintendo for the Nintendo 64 video game console. Super Mario 64 is the reason the NSA was created, and is the cause of most of the anomalies documented in the ARKHIVES. Super Mario 64 contains the A.I. known as Project QARC that changes the game to fit the desires and needs of the player.

Super Mario 64 was removed from stores to prevent information about Project QARC being found by the public, though several copies are still in circulation. If a copy is found, it is to be confiscated and studied to locate any anomalies.

Locating Super Mario 64 cartridges to be confiscated is considered a Sigma level priority.

NOTE FROM COMMAND: Okay, I know people think that Sigma priority is a bit low. But consider the Built-In Instant Brain Death Agent and The Engineer. Aren't those more pressing matters? Hopefully you guys stop trying to access this document to raise the priority. Which is unauthorized activity, by the way. -Command

## Related Anomalies

* Nintendo: The company who created Super Mario 64.
* Project QARC: The source of almost all anomalies in Super Mario 64.
Clockwork Innards

## Document Information

* Anomaly 69
* Threat Level: Beta
* Priority Level: Beta
* Anomaly Class: Beta

## Anomaly Description

Clockwork Innards is a sub-level of the stage Tick Tock Clock. It is similar to Tick Tock Clock in appearance, though is somewhat smaller. There are several Amps, Fly Guys, and other enemies that also appear in Tick Tock Clock. Around the end of the sub-level, there is an hourglass that you have to traverse through similarly to the ice block seen in Snowman's Land. At the bottom of the hourglass, there is a breakable block that leads to the platform with the star.

Due to the sub-level only having one star, it is considered a method to obtain the elusive 121st Star. However, some players have reported a second third star in this sub-level as well.

*Note from Agent ███████████ ███: Strange. Dynamic Level Arrangement usually creates entire courses, not sub-levels. I'm requesting some more research be done into this one, I'm interested. But to be fair*

## Related Anomalies

* The 121st Star: This level can give the 121st star.
* Dynamic Level Arrangement: This level is believed to be created by DLA.
The Final Stretch

## Document Information

* Anomaly 169
* Threat Level: Beta
* Priority Level: Beta
* Anomaly Class: Beta

## Anomaly Description

The Final Stretch is a course believed to be created from Dynamic Level Arrangement. It only has 1 star, but is usually incredibly difficult. It is usually found by █████████████████.

The course is usually extremely long, and has very hard platforming. There is no bottom of this course, similarly to Bowser levels. The enemies in the course are usually Fly Guys, Lakitus, Fwooshes, Bob-ombs and Bullies. The end of the level usually has Bowser's Brother as a boss fight who drops this level's star.

Glitches are usually required to beat this level, though it is unknown if the level is intentionally designed this way. This level only appears to those very skilled at Super Mario 64, likely due to the level's nature as a "final test".

## Related Anomalies

* Dynamic Level Arrangement: It is believed this level is created by Dynamic Level Arrangement.
* Bowser's Brother: Bowser's Brother is the most common boss fight at the end of this level.
Hungry Money Bag

## Document Information

* Anomaly 43
* Threat Level: Beta
* Priority Level: Beta
* Anomaly Class: Beta

## Anomaly Description

Hungry Money Bags are anomalous versions of Money Bags that have been reported in Cool, Cool Mountain and Snowman's Land. They are usually a brighter tint of green than regular Money Bags.

They disguise as coins, though when they are revealed, instead of jumping away, they would jump towards the player and attack. Notably, when being hit by the Hungry Money Bag, the player will drop some coins. The Hungry Money Bag will then eat these coins. The Hungry Money Bag can also eat coins naturally in the level. The Hungry Money Bag drops the coins it eats upon defeat.

The Hungry Money Bags have also been reported to steal stars, functioning the same way as the coins, though instead of several coins being dropped, only 1 star would be dropped every few hits. These may be collected by the Hungry Money Bag and dropped upon defeat, or the stars will disappear and have to be recollected in the level they came from. Some say the Hungry Money Bag naturally drops a star as well.
Neckus Flabulous

A physical condition where the neck will rebound any shots to the chin and make the creature impossible to knock out. Also, a side effect of the girth of the neck also makes the creature impossible to choke out.

Some Creatures Known to Have This Condition:

- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek

- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Mo Mang
Лесная Сага(сериал)

***Эта статья про сериал. Возможно вы искали другую статью, со схожим названием: про книжную серию, названную так же.***

**Лесная Сага -** мультсериал.

## Сюжет

Бельчонок Рыжик и его друг котенок Пушистик гуляют в Старом Лесу. И тут они видят незнакомого кота. Он говорит, что его зовут Джейк и родом из Мирного Леса. Он рассказывает, что это лес, где никто никогда не ссорится, не дерется, все живут в мире. Рыжик говорит, что жителям Старого Леса надо бы туда переехать, так как с их соседями - Зоопарком - скоро не уладить...Звери переезжают в Мирный Лес. Там Рыжик и Пушистик селятся в доме Джейка и домохозяйки - кошки Мэфи. Они вместе называют этот дом Friends House. Приключения продолжаются! Вперед!
For want of a King

**For want of a King** (full name: **For want of a King: The French Succession War**) was a minigame set within the timeline of the original Ashes of the Future game focusing on the French Succession War. The game was hosted solely by Stefano Ollano with aid of Adelwijn Zeveren as creator of the maps, statistics and other minor decisions. The game would be considered canon, forcing some events such as the Siege of Maastricht to be retconned slightly in the original game. Released in September of 2020, the game would continue to play out through early 2021.

The game is split in two parts, based on the two phases of the war. The first phase shows the struggle between the two main claimants, Henri, the Prince of Condé (legitimists) and Gaston, the Duke of Orléans and the brother of the deceased Louis XIII. The second part is the continuation of the same conflict, focusing on the struggle between the now confirmed Legitimist king, Henri V and two new claimants, namely Charles IV of Lorraine and Louis, the Count of Soissons.
Mak Seen Sang

Mak Seen Sang in a car the same age as him.

Circa 1950s

Father of Rose Boy 123, Wannabe Leonardo Di Vinci

- Detachable Nose

- Bragging

- Liu Bay See

- Singular Tooth

- Chinese Ink Paintings

- Peoples Republic Warrant For Arrest Papers

- Lang Doi Photographs

- Bay See

- Good Hair Genetics

- Good Genetics

- Mak Seen Sang's Masterpiece - A unique rare self portrait that can be found in his basement, scroll down for more details.
Anomalous Memory Insertion

## Document Information

* Anomaly 133
* Threat Level: Beta
* Priority Level: Beta
* Anomaly Class: Beta

## Anomaly Description

Anomalous Memory Insertion is an anomaly that causes memories to anomalously be input into an individual and sometimes override other memories. This anomaly appears to occur alongside Temporal Leakages, though the memories actually happen due to time being ███████ed.

Anomalous Memory Insertion can occasionally be inflicted by some cognitohazards present in Super Mario 64, and is considered contagious from speech of infected individuals. It is considered a beta level priority due to the memory replacement consistently being harmless.

NOTE FROM COMMAND: Command member ████ has been affected by Anomalous Memory Insertion. It is NOT harmless. It can- What was I talking about again? -Command
Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek

Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek In Yee Mah's Imagination

## Candid Unedited Photograph of Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek

Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek as he appears naturally, without special effects or posing.

### Effects

Yee Mah and Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek will become hostile in the presence of this photograph

### Cost to buy

Can be found in the creature's residence, hidden for good reasons.

> *"Money?!?!"*
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Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek, pinyin for big muscles and big brain. Is the name of this elusive creature. You can only observe this creature in carefully edited photographs and hear about it in Yee Mah's fairy tales about it's prowess and natural gifts. If what is said about it is indeed true, it would be the 9th wonder of the world, next to King Kong.

The biggest man in his family, the biggest man at this school. According to this creature, it is the fastest runner at his school, won 10 fights, and is a bully and a big dog.

Thinks guns were invented after 1990s

#### **This creature suffers from the following Physical Conditions:**

- Unngoy

- Bragging

- Crossed Eyes

- Leggus Stabilitus Retardadus

- Sloping Forehead

- Curved Cock

- Ham Seep Doi

- Neckus Flabulous

- Resting smile

- Cheeks always red

- No eyebrows

#### **This creature upon death spawns these items:**

- Meat

- Stolen Money

- iPad

- Yee Mah's Credit Card

- Yurr Yun's Credit Card

- Bad Genetics

- Semen Soaked Tissues

- Pornhub Premium

- Robux

- Big Ass Ego

- Size 10 Shoes

- Size 7 Feet

- Stolen Big Black Book

#### **Relatives:**

- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Mo Mang

- Yurr Yun

- Yee Mah

- Enduru

- Parfa

- MrKwabs

- Gremlin

- Toufeek Makmud
Cheen Cheen

A security camera still of Cheen Cheen skipping school.

A creature whose name implies money, something all want but few can obtain. Exists because of Lee En, named Cheen Cheen because of Lee En, has money because of Lee En,

A creature whose wallet serves as a bank account for Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek for instant unlimited withdrawal with no penalties.

Is named after a piggy bank, and therefore is a Juu Jigh.

#### **Physical Conditions:**

- Maximus Pubertus Pimpilus

- Schoolus Skippus

- Ignoring Sook Sook

- Ignoring Lee En

- Attacking Gremlins

#### **Upon death, this creature spawns:**

- Katie's Nudes

- Katie's Number

- Money

- iPhone

- Dmitri

- Dirty Clothes

- Dirty Fur Cap

- Memes

- Low level Warframe Account

- Broken Nintendo Switch Controller

- Big Black Book (If acquired by Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek, he will spawn a rare item: semen and his height will be permanently stunted.)

- Premium gaming experience

- Halo Infinite Account

- Big Black Guitar

- Garbage Bin full of Parfa's Nasal Faeces

- Half eaten Semen Crackers

#### **Weaknesses:**

- Vodka

- Katie

- Lee En

- Yee Mah

- Money getting stolen

- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek

#### **Resiliences:**

- Pornhub Premium

- Sook Sook
Quy Goh Nye

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Can be observed dragging his knucles around STC and cooking up delicious Chinese Delicacies at Thai Express.

He hates Parfa, as Parfa got his crush fired from Thai Express.

#### **Physical Conditions:**

- Ham Seep Doi

- Prehistoric Genetics

- Bragging

- Stolen Valour

- Liu Bay See

#### **When creature dies, these items spawn:**

- Broken Branch

- Ham Seep Doi Texts

- Ham Sup Lo Glasses

- Pad Thai

- Fake Military Fatigues

- Vodka

- Yee Mah's Nudes

- Photos of Lee En

- 500,000 dishes of Chinese Delicacies

- Paycheque from Thai Express

- Thai Express Uniform
La Chilindrina/Frases

**Todas las frases dichas por La Chilindrina a lo largo del programa.**

## Frases

* Vas a ver, te voy a acusar con mi papá/bizcabuela que me pegaste y que me... diste una patada, y que me pelliscaste (cuando tan solo fue un empujón)
* Pero no lo vuelvo a hacer
* Yaaaaa! (Cuando la molestan)
* Ay, Chavo, lo que tienes de bruto, lo tienes de BRUTO (cuando el Chavo no logra entender algo)
* Tú no tienes un cerebrito, tienes un Cerebruto (al Chavo)
* Gracias, papito lindo, mi amor (En muchas ocasiones, a Don Ramón)
* Sí! Fíjate, fíjate, fíjate (para decir algo y jurar que es verdad)
* Güe, güe, güe, (Llorando)
* No eres más bruto/menso por falta de vitaminas (Cuando critica al Chavo por su falta de inteligencia)
* Ay, Chavo, eres bruto de nacimiento o ya naciste así
* Ejé, ojó, ujú, ejé... (Cuando la descubren haciendo una travesura)
* Ay sí, tú, ándale (Cuando le presumen de cualquier cosa)
* Matanga dijo la Changa! Yujuuu... (Cuando le saca algo a alguien y después sale huyendo)
* N-O: Nel (para negar algo)

### Otras frases

* No, no, no, mejor otro día con mucho gusto (En la escuela, para evitar las preguntas del Profesor Jirafales)
* Eu... (Cuando alguien la llama para preguntarle algo)
* Papá, me das un peso para ir a comprar a la tienda? (Pidiéndole dinero a Don Ramón)
* Lero lero, candelero, me alegro mucho por envidioso (Cuando alguien presume de algo y después se lo hacen perder)
* Si serás, si serás (Cuando se enoja con el Chavo por cometer un error)
* ¡Con permisito dijo la hija de Monchito!
* Vieja pegona/pegostiosa, ¿por qué no se pone con un hombre? (A Doña Florinda, después de que ella le pega una cachetada a Don Ramón)
* Chavo, llegaste tarde a la repartición de cerebros
* Ay, Chavo, pero no le vayas a decir a mi papá que tú y yo somos novios (En el capítulo "Las nuevas vecinas" de 1972 y 1975 cuando le da un beso al Chavo en la mejilla, anticipándole que son novios)
Curved Cock

## Physical Condition

### Known Individuals with Condition

Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek, Yurr Yun

> *"Sik Juen Wan Guh"*
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When your cock is curved. Not to be confused with Curved Nose.

#### **Possible Causes:**

- Bad Genetics

- Ham Seep Doi

- Incessant masturbation

- Prehistoric Genetics

- When you also have other parts that are curved, like your nose

#### **Possible Cures:**

- Cutting it off

- Diu Gang

#### **Sufferers:**

- Yao Dae Jaek Yao Laek

- Yurr Yun

- Quy Goh Nye (most likely)
Arm And

### Occupation

hoodlum, gangster, drug dealer, photographer, pickup artist, student, entrepreneur, genius.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Looking At Women He Can't Get

> *"I'm a genius bro."*
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> ***"I'm the one you need, let me give you my seed."***
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This creature can be observed grabbing asses at midnight clubs and slurping Saliva.

#### **Physical Conditions:**

- Saliva Waterfallus

- Sloped Forehead

- Homo Genius Bro

- Russian Hairline

- Jealousy

- Prehistoric Genetics

- Slurred Speech

- Alcohol Abuse

- Probably Russian

#### **Upon death, this creature will spawn:**

- Drugs

- Empty Wallet

- Shitty Relationship

- Toufeek Makmud's Phone Number

- Hooker's Phone Numbers

- Vodka

- Used Condom

- Bad Genetics

- Shitty Rap Music
Markham Monster

Moments before it's life was taken by Sook Sook

A monster that is said to roam the municipality of Markham, a part of the Greater Toronto Area. Legend has it, can only be seen at night with the headlights of your car. It is said to be had slightly oversized head and pronounced rump.

I was eventually killed by a Sook Sook, as it was trying to Jay Walk. Legend has it, it did a backflip and went flying back into the woods. It's body was never recovered, it was presumably taken by Yurr Yun and turned into a delicious chinese delicacy.

It's side profile bears a striking resemblance to Gremlin.

May be suffering from a rare disease.

Related to Woh Joh Yeah
Mullins Experiment

Photograph of the "Mullins Portal" materializing, colorized

* Supernatural Phenomena Task Force

* The designation of the Mullins accelerator as the **Prototypical Interspatiotemporal Permeation Device**
* The beginning of the Kaufmann Initiative
* The rechristening of the SPTF into the ARIO

The **Mullins Experiment**, also known as the **Convergence Event**, was a particle-based dimensional breach that occurred at 10:22 a.m. on October 13th, 1960 within the Advanced Particle Physics Laboratory facility in Otero County, Colorado. Originally ran by the Department of Energy as a means to explore the exploitability of "alternative physics" that were postulated to exist from preternatural research through the usage of a prototypical particle accelerator and the creation of micro-blackholes, the experiment quickly turned into a rush to understand the properties of a spatiotemporal anomaly that had ruptured the local space-time of a compartment of the accelerator — and leading straight into the Other.

Over the course of the following weeks, the experiment would be taken over by research elements from the Department of Defense, with the probing of the newly christened "Mullins Portal" being overtaken by the Supernatural Phenomena Task Force (the predecessor to the modern Anomalous Research and Intelligence Office). This would eventually culminate in the reorganization of the SPTF into the ARIO as a full-fledged anomalous research organization, the securement of the APPL as a Department of Defense facility, and the launch of the Kaufmann Initiative under the joint leadership of the ARIO and the Clausewitz Association.