ObamaLand Johnson

**ObamaLand Johnson** (born April 20th, 1979) is member of the Johnson clan of Tibet. He was the dictator of Tibet and a former general. He was leader of the Nationalist coup in Tibet and led his nation through the Second Realm War and the Yugoslav-Israeli War. In August 2021, he ordered Sneedwaffen to embark on a bombing campaign of New Israel, Arstotzka, and Tibet itself. During the bombing campaign, he boarded a rocket and remained in an unknown location for over a month. After hearing word of an uprising in France, he returned to the atmosphere and met with CARTOONS Blacksburg and declared the state of Francomuria.

## Early Life

In the rural lands ObamaLand lived in, when he was not being homeschooled by his mother, he would go hunting often and go on hikes in the Lhasa region. ObamaLand at the age of 15 briefly went overseas to study marine biology in New Rawabi for a year and a half, where he became good friends with large\_and\_in\_charge1488, whom he would sell drugs and rob gas stations with. When they were caught robbing a Brickmart, ObamaLand was promptly deported back to Tibet, although large\_and\_in\_charge managed to evade the police.

Often, he was bored in the plains and had little to no social life other than the few others who also lived in the area, miles away. ObamaLand ran away from home at the age of 17, tired of dull life on the grasslands, and it was during the summer of 1996 he would join the mercenary group known as Chuck's Weapons, a group that had roughly 500 members at the time. After finding out ObamaLand was also a Johnson, the group members took him in as family and he soon gained notoriety for his aim with the widely-used Salazar as well as his leadership in the field. ObamaLand and surviving mercenaries of his group states he had fought in over 60 minor Realm conflicts during the years 1997-2009, mostly involving warlords.

By the time he was 21, he himself began to lead the group. By this point, he was said to have been worth 1,340,000,000 gold from the massive amounts of mercenary pay as well as his immense stock portfolio. A skirmish with Tibetan government forces in 2011, whom at the time enforced a zero tolerance law against all mercenaries and vigilantes, caused a devastating blow to the group. During the siege of Oba Town where his men held out, ObamaLand was told by Tibetan President Obam Aland via shortwave radio to either have him and his group executed or to surrender, and for him serve as a General. ObamaLand chose the latter option, but in exchange, he negotiated that his men were to be merely deported.

## Military Career

ObamaLand led a large portion of the Tibetan military for over eight years and during the time he didn't lead, he was effectively held captive in his own home, being heavily monitored by government agents who were ready to subdue him at any time. It was during this period ObamaLand reconnected with his father Hittori Rella Johnson. ObamaLand refused all requests by Tibetan officials to help in any conflict involving mercenary groups. He was often harassed by members of the Johnson clan, reactionary spokesman Screming Johnson denoted that ObamaLand and his father were "traitors to the Johnsons and Tibet". ObamaLand later claimed to always be loyal to the Johnson cause but he kept a facade of support for the President Obam Aland and the democratic government in order to secure his job.

On December 14th, 2020, the highly anticipated Second Realm War began with Tibet joining, much to the dismay of ObamaLand who was fervently against Tibet's entry into the war. Regardless, ObamaLand was blackmailed into becoming the overall commander of all Tibetan forces in the Albanian theater, a huge task for one man. During the invasion of Albania, ObamaLand's father went missing in action, and the news was later reported to ObamaLand by an unknown agent after the war that he had died fighting the Japanese.

## Coup

   Several days after hearing what had happened to his father and the added news from the same agent that the government paid money out of his own account for the war, ObamaLand managed to kill all government agents closely monitoring him with an improvised homemade firearm and began his plan to overthrow the Tibetan government. He began openly assaulting and killing Alands, operating from a secret compound nestled high within the mountains.

He announced his hatred for the government and the current Tibetan upper class, stating he hated them all along, growing a crowd of impoverished Johnson men whom had previously despised him, many of whom had deceased or missing family members from the war led directly by ObamaLand. Independent of ObamaLand, a group called the TNT formed also known as the Tibetan Nationalist Terrorists led by Screming Johnson who would go on to apologize to ObamaLand and pledge cooperation.

During this time, he arranged for his old group who had been deported to various countries to return, funding their ride to Lhasa and having a brief skirmish with the Tibetan Navy, most of whom had deserted by that point. This group was later merged with the Tibetan military deserters and a majority of TNT into Sneed Waffen, a military organization intended to unite and organize Tibetan dissidents in order to violently overthrow the democratic government. Using the vast amount of gold still left in his account, ObamaLand recruited as many mercenary armies as he could, taking out loans that would later be the bulk of Tibetan national debt.

In the streets, mercenaries attacked wealthy Aland families, taking their properties and blatantly executing many throughout the conflict. After several weeks of this campaign of destruction, his cobbled together army had destroyed all organized remnants of the Tibetan military and soon besieged the city of Lhasa. During the siege, ObamaLand had a brief radio call with Obam Aland, in which ObamaLand declared he would help Obam Aland escape the country and move to the Greater Teutonic Realm under a new identity if he surrendered Lhasa, to which Obam Aland replied "Nuts." President Obam Aland was crucified after the breaching of the walls and ObamaLand declared himself the Dictator of Tibet.