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Bongmancer

The Bongmancer is an Edgyverse Top 69 Most Wanted criminal, bong collector, burglar and occultist from the Skeleton Zone. He was born a skeleton but a botched weed summoning ritual fused him with his favorite cursed bong and the accursed powers it contained. He is one of the primary enemies of Scoot Cop.

## Early Life

Bongmancer was born Angus Okra Rodney Dirtnap in Boneyard, Skeleton Zone to Suzette Dirtnap and notorious military man slut Col. Winston "Spooks" Jenkins. His mother left him as a child to enlist in the Skeleton Army alongside his father after he seduced her and re-deployed. They were both killed in action during the Great Calcium War. Angus was raised by his aunt Trudy Dirtnap in Skeletown until the age of 17. He often smoked a cursed bong he found in his aunt's attic to ease his emotional pain.

On his 17th birthday he became the Bongmancer during a failed weed summoning ritual. His cursed bong consumed his face and became part of him. Imbued with the bong's powers he began stealing the most valuable bongs from around the Edgyverse in order to liberate his brothers from their servitude, including Scoot Cop's prized Suprome Scoot Bong.

## Abilities

The Bongmancer can hear a grinder unscrew from up to 18km away and bong water bubbling from 10x that distance. With a bong in hand his speed and agility increase threefold and he can teleport short distances.
Rudy Zilch

Rudy in his home studio, EY1989

Rudy Mario Zilch is the former vice president of Typeface Records and current president of the Edgyverse Music Group. He is also the co-founder of production company High Investments No Returns with Cyclops Jeff.

## Early Life

Born in Bad Neighbourhood in EY1958, Rudy was a latchkey child due to his parents' busy schedules. At age 12 he began breaking into homes to steal electronics to pawn for cigarette money. During one of these excursions he came across a Consumotronics SoundDad 0.0.1 production station. He decided to keep the machine and took a liking to it.

In EY1976 he was accepted into the North Bad Neighbourhood Art Institute to study audio production. He became quick friends with his dorm roommate and classmate Cyclops Jeff and they founded their label High Investments No Returns. Originally run out of their dorm room the label served as an outlet for them to release music by musical acts they found around campus. The label was purchased by Typeface Records in EY1980 before being merged into the Edgyverse Music Group.

Part of the deal with Typeface was to employ Rudy & Jeff in their A&R and Production wing. During his time at Typeface he helped launch the careers of artists such as Corky Main, Big Salty and later Yung Spigot. Coinciding with his work at Typeface, he has also been acting president of the Edgyverse Music Group since EY1989.
AR Ghost

an assault rifle ghost

Assault Rifle Ghosts are a species of animal that began to appear in the Edgyverse when a time-space hole opened to the ghost realm in a farmer's field. They always come out of the portal carrying some kind of semi automatic assault weapon. All of them are card carrying NRA members. They often shoot while unprovoked.
High Investments No Returns

Logo designed by Bellamy Woolard

**High Investments No Returns** is a record label and production company founded by Rudy Zilch and Cyclops Jeff while students in the audio engineering program at North Bad Neighbourhood Art Institute. HINR was initially founded to release the music of local artists college friends, as well as their personal and class projects. The label was eventually purchased by Typeface Records in EY1980 before being merged into the Edgyverse Music Group in EY1989. Following this merge, Zilch was named president of EMG, effectively giving him full control over HINR once again.

## Artists

* Johnny Murdervictim (EY1976-EY1990)
* The Raffle Ticket Scalpers (EY1977-)
* Binriflers (EY1985-)
* Big Salty (EY1988-)
* Corky Main (EY1998-)
Doby Iprendo

Doby at the DOOT EY2009 fashion week runway show

Doby Iprendo (Born Doberman Edgar Iprendontis) was a model and activist from Peopopolis, Oilitia, Island Zone. He was born with a rare disease called Optic Duplicastia which resulted in him having 17 eyes.

## Early Life

Doby was born in Peopopolis to Stavrios Iprendontis; a renowned Island Zone fashion photographer; and Redna Chell, 3-time ConsumoFashion Magazine model of the year. He was kept out of the spotlight to avoid scandal as both of his parents were married at the time. To keep his illegitimacy and 17 eyes a secret Doby spent a great deal of his childhood underneath a tarp in his father's work van.

## Modelling Career

In EY1999, a then 15-year-old Doby met Bellamy Woolard; owner of fashion label DOOT; following his father giving Woolard a ride to his hotel in the van. Woolard was taken by the intensity of all 17 of Doby's eyes and immediately called Gunfro Fredostein of Cosumodels in Bad Neighbourhood to schedule an audition.

After meeting Fredostein and signing with Consumodels, Doby shortened his last name from Iprendontis to Iprendo. In EY2000 he modeled in his first ad for DOOT assless shirts. He was photographed in every DOOT campaign until his death in EY2012.

## Personal Life

In EY2003 he began dating competitive swimmer Bronald Rokenfelt. in EY2005 they announced their engagement. They were married in EY2007 in Oilitia and remained together until Rokenfelt's drowning death in EY2010.

In EY2010, during a sailing holiday their boat capsized. Rokenfelt attempted to swim to shore for help but he had just eaten and died from a cramp halfway to the beach.

Following his husband's death Doby retreated from public life. He appeared in one final DOOT campaign in early EY2012. He became obsessed with the SpookCentre game Contacting The Dead Hero and would spend upwards of 8 hours a day trying to talk to Rokenfelt. In mid EY2012, police were called to do a welfare check on Iprendo. Upon arrival they found him dead of starvation after playing SpookCentre for 11 days straight.
G-Cup Chronicles

Album cover

*G-Cup Chronicles* is the debut major-label album of Brewery District rapper Corky Main. It was recorded following his prison sentence at the EDGYMAX penitentiary for driving while high on Gesundtec. The album details Corky's prison experiences and addiction. The album was released by Typeface Records & High Investments No Returns in EY1998 and held the #1 spot on the Edgyverse Albums Chart for 8 days.
Cool Skeleton Teens

### Past Members

Ol' Spooks Jenkins, Drunk Gene, Sterile Gord, Jacket Chair, Skot Sobel, Fabulous Rex

## History

Cool Skeleton Teens were founded in Skeletown in EY1975 by cousins Ol' Spooks Jenkins and Eugene "Drunk Gene" Jenkins. They wrote and recorded a few songs together on Gene's SoundWee Pro 1.0 using loops of a garbage truck as drums.

As their first songs got generally negative reviews from labels, they decided to get actual band members and instruments for their later demos, expanding the roster to feature Sterile Gord on bass and Fabulous Rex on drums.

Their big break came in EY1976 when their first demo as a full band landed them a single album contract with Typeface Records.

Following this contract and the resulting tour, Spooks founded his own label Spook-A-Lot Records to handle future CST and solo releases.

## Band Members

* Ol' Spooks Jenkins (EY1975-1982) - Vocals
* Eugene "Drunk Gene" Jenkins (EY1975 - EY1982) - Guitar / Production
* Sterile Gord (EY1976 - EY1978) - Bass
* Fabulous Rex (EY1976 - EY1980) - Drums
* Jacket Chair (EY1981-1982) - Drums
* Skot Sobel (EY1978 - EY1982) - Bass
Styrofoam Cup Man

## Appearance

Styrofoam cup serving as a mask, hella beefy muscles, skin tight styrofoam suit

## Personality

Most righteous and just hero in the Edgyverse. Always quick to help citizens in danger.

## History

When Walt Gumbosluft was bitten by a radioactive styrofoam cup he became styrofoam cup man and decided to save the edgyverse from wrong temperatured beverages.

## Powers

Using his cup magic, he can hold any beverage.

## Skills

- cup stacking

- keeping beverages the proper temperature
The Hill Tree Place

Album art by Gene Jenkins.

*The Hill Tree Place* is the second album by Edgyverse rock group Brian Jenkins & the Bad Times Bones Band. It was released in EY1989 by Spook-A-Lot Records to minor commercial success.

The album is an experimental soft rock style. It peaked at number 94 on the Edgyverse album charts.

## Personnel

* Brian Jenkins - Flute / Vocals
* Jacket Chair - Drums
* Sterile Gord - Puke Sounds
* Eugene "Drunk Gene" Jenkins - Session instruments / theremin / production
* Tony Marrow - Bass / Live Recording from Divorce Hearing

## Track Listing

1. Opening Sounds
2. These Are The Sounds Of Tony's Divorce
3. Down Further (Butch & the Bread Boys Cover)
4. Hold Me I'm Afraid Of The Grass
5. Stains
6. Wide Eyes Nice Thighs
7. Half An Orange
8. A Full Grapefruit
9. Closing Sounds
The Mixed Tape Mixtape

## Background

The Mixed Tape Mixtape is the debut commercial mixtape by Edgyverse rap legend Double Necklace released EY2016 through Spook-A-Lot Records and Neckwear Gang Ltd. It has 9 tracks, all of them produced by Spook-A-Lot CEO Ol' Spooks Jenkins and Rick 2 Necks.

## Track Listing

1. Intro(The Necklace Zone)
2. Mixed Tape
3. Swag 100000000000000000000000
4. Don't Call Me Single Necklace
5. My Best Friend (Feat. Spooks Jenkins)
6. All Out of Swag
7. Swag Replacement Surgery (Feat. Hypothetical Necklace)
8. I'm Broke (Feat. Neckbone)
9. Why Doesn't My Dad Love Me (Feat Spooks and Neckwear & Lil Illiterate)
Tinnitus Twins

Tinnitus Twins is the stage name of brothers and noise music production team Juanathan Canalov and Trevrick Canalov. They self released their first album at the age of 16 on their own label devilimprint.exe. They played this self released album over all the incoming phone lines at Consumo Records until they signed a distribution deal. Part of the deal included banning the Tinnitus Twins from their phone lines forever.

The duo remains active all though they have tuned down their harsh noise sound into a more consumer friendly range. They are often brought in as producers and engineers for the Edgyverse Music Group who have had them signed since EY1999.

## History

Juanathan and Trevrick Canalov were born in Lepka, North Skeleton Zone to Dmitry and Sonja Canalov. Dmitry was a trucker and Sonja was often in and out of the psych ward while her husband was away due to her hypochondria. This resulted in the boys being raised by their grandmother in Skeletown, where they attended school and eventually helped form the band FemurKill with classmates Leroy Candleman and Scott the Masochist.

At the age of 13 their father brought them back a SoundWe Jr. for Obligatory Gift Giving Holiday. By the age of 16 they finished their first album which they self released, making over 400 copies at Mixtape Hut to sell. They played this first demo record over all of the phone lines at Consumo Records and refused to stop until they signed a distribution deal. A deal was signed and their first 3 albums were released jointly with Consumo. As their other band was signed to Spook-A-Lot Records, the brothers elected to leave FemurKill to focus on their Consumo deal full-time.

In EY1999 they were contracted to work on rapper Corky Main's third album for Typeface Records. EMG executives heard their beats and signed them and devilimprint.exe to distribution under the Edgyverse Music Group.

## Discography

* *Hearing Protection Recommended*(EY1992)
* *Postmodern Hearing Damage* (EY1996)
Drunk Genetic

Album Cover Directed by Drunk Gene

*Drunk Genetic* was the debut solo album by Cool Skeleton Teens' Drunk Gene. It was released in EY1991 by Spook-A-Lot Records and topped the Edgyverse Albums Chart for 9 days. The album is in the Pop/Hard Disco genre.

## Personnel

* Eugene "Drunk Gene" Jenkins - Vocals / Guitar / Screaming / Kazoo / Wine Bottle / Washboard / Bagpipe
* Jacket Chair - Drums / Percussion
* Ol' Spooks Jenkins - Production (exec.) / Engineering
* Sterile Gord - Harpsichord / Cowbell
* Stevid Jenkins - Accordion / Cigarette Lighter

## Track Listing

1. My Girl Said It's The Bottle Or Her So I Married The Bottle
2. Big Mistake
3. Kinda Miss Her Actually
4. Being Drunk Is In My Genes
5. Get It? Hahaha
6. I'm Still Laughing About Track 4
7. Track 4 Again Because I Really Like That Pun
8. No Dick To Be Whiskey Limp
9. Skeletown Liquor Market
10. Drunk On a Bench
11. NSNF (Cool Skeleteens Cover)
12. Drunk Skeleton Genes
13. Liquor? I Barely Know Her
!!! (Exclaim)

Album art created by NBNAI art student Flat Malcolm

***!!! (Exclaim)*** is the debut album of Skeletown born songwriter Johnny Murdervictim. It was released in EY1976 by High Investments No Returns and served as the labels first ever release. Debuting at #74 on the Edgyverse Album Charts, the record eventually peaked at #8 selling 40,000 copies and being certified an Aluminum Record. It was re-issued by Typeface Records for its 10th and 25th anniversaries respectively, featuring an unreleased spoken word collaboration with college friend Flat Malcolm.

## Background & Recording

The album was conceptualized when Johnny Murdervictim attended a student open mic event while enrolled in the songwriting program at North Bad Neighbourhood Art Institute. Here he was overheard audio engineering students Rudy Zilch and Cyclops Jeff who invited him back to their dorm to drink beer type beverage and talk about music. After recording a handful of demos in Zilch's improvised bedroom studio and showing them around campus, directors of the audio engineering program offered the trio access to their facilities in the off hours to record an album. Also featured is a collaboration between Johnny and his roommate, concert organist Oscar Skulltree.

## Personnel

* Johnny Murdervictim - Vocals / Writing / Snare Drum
* Rudy Zilch - Production / Mixing / Guitar / Banjo
* Cyclops Jeff - Production / Engineering / Slide Whistle / Drums / Trombone
* Oscar Skulltree - Organ / Harp
* Flat Malcolm - Artwork / Spoken Word

## Track Listing

1. Talk More About It
2. Creamed
3. Steel Wool
4. Fever (Likely Unhealthy)
5. !!! [Exclaim Part 1]
6. ??? [Exclaim Part 2]
7. Beer Type Beverage
8. Far From Skeletown (With Oscar Skulltree)
9. Baseball Court
10. Friday Scuba Lesson
11. Grief (Bonus Track) [With Flat Malcolm] - Typeface Re-issue Exclusive
Slotted

*Slotted* is the second album by bestselling pop singer Butch Toasterman released in EY1973 by Typeface Records. It was his 3rd album on the label and his final release on his original contract from which he was released pending his arrest for public intoxication and sheep oil trafficking.

The album initially held the #1 spot in the album charts for 6 days but following Toasterman's highly publicized breakdown, arrest and sentencing brought it back to the top spot for an additional three weeks.

## Personnel

* Butch Toasterman - Accordion / Vocals
* Small Slips - Production / Session Instruments

## Tracklist

1. Bring The Heat
2. Crummin'
3. Stale
4. Erasure
5. A Balanced Breakfast
6. Hahaha
7. Sheep Oil Sleep Walk
8. Demons
9. Typeface
10. Ripe
11. Unwilling To Change
12. The Dishes
Col. Winston "Spooks" Jenkins

### Relatives

Ol' Spooks Jenkins (Son), Brian Jenkins (Nephew), Geraldine Jenkins (daughter), Angus "Bongmancer" Dirtnap (son),

## Appearance

A skelerton dressed in the uniform of the Royal Skelerton Army.

## Personality

Kindhearted and brave, Col. Winston Jenkins would do anything for the safety of his platoon. He was quick to enlist in the Royal Skelerton Army and quickly rose through the ranks due to his strong work ethic (and bones).

He was also a known sex addict, he typically thought with his pelvic bone. He cheated on his high school sweetheart incessantly while in the war, having as many as 17 illegitimate children across the greater Skeleton Zone, including Geraldine Jenkins-Marrow.

## History

He was born in Skeletown to Skelerton parents. His father was the leader of the Boninme Family crime syndicate and was killed in a shootout when Winston was 13. As a boy he enjoyed knitting and playing with knives. At the ripe age of 18 he impregnated his longtime girlfriend at the Skelerton High Senior Prom. Shortly after graduation he was drafted into the Royal Skelerton Army and sent to fight in the Great Calcium War. While he was away, his girlfriend gave birth to his only legitimate son Ol' Spooks Jenkins.

His time in the military was rife with success. He became a master marksman with the Ca-15 calcium rifle and quickly rose through the ranks, ending up a Colonel. He was shot down with an osteoporosis tipped round during the Battle at Dairy Point in EY1946.

 He was a known man slut, often seducing women he met while stationed on rest leave. One of these women was Suzette Dirtnap, later a corporal in the Skeleton Army after following Winston. She abandoned their 3 week old child, Angus, who later became career criminal Bongmancer.

## Powers

Calcium related abilities. Uncanny kindness.

## Abilities

- Calcium punch

- Power Bone

## Skills

- marksmanship

- leadership
Cork House

Album cover, portrait of Corky Main by Elk the Couchman

*Cork House* was the debut mixtape of Bad Neighbourhood rapper Corky Main. It was released in EY1996 after he signed a one album deal with Mixtape Hut Records. It debuted at #22 on the album charts but reached #1 after Corky's high profile arrest in early EY1997 for driving under the influence of Gesundtec with a suspended license.
Neckbone

Devon Edward Vertebran (Stage name Neckbone) is an Edgyverse rapper affiliated with Neckwear Gang Ltd.

His first mixtape was released by neckwear gang in EY2013 and his debut album was released by Spook-A-Lot Records in EY2015, reaching #17 on the album charts.

## History

Born in Skeletown, his father was in prison for a murder at the time of his death. When DeVon was 2 his mother moved them to Bad Neighbourhood. At age 14 he began attending Bad Neighbourhood High School where he became close friends with Neckwear Gang producer Rick 2 Necks who along with DeVon's uncle ToneDETH eventually convinced him to start rapping.

He is one of the most requested feature rappers in Edgyverse history with the record for most vocal feature credits.
Sheep Oil

Sadrogen Disansium

## Sadgrogen Disansium

Sadrogen Disansium (commonly known by its street name 'Sheep Oil') is a powerful stimulant and hallucinogen commonly used by the lower class residents of the Edgyverse due to its easy synthesis and abundant availability. Efforts have been made to curb the growing sheep oil epidemic but as of yet, little results have been returned.

## History

First synthesized somewhere around Edge Year 1x73 by clandestine chemists in Bad Neighborhood. They combined Sadrogen, a powerful depressant gas, and ComicSansium to create an extremely potent depresso-stimulant. The substance pulls apart like wool but leaves a residue behind, leading to the street name 'Sheep Oil'.

The first street use related deaths from the substance came in early 1x74 when a 190 year old skelerton was found overdosed in his home, having consumed an entire spool.
Contacting The Dead Hero

Cover Art

***Contacting The Dead Hero*** is a simulation game for the Consumotronics SpookCentre released in EY1988 alongside the console. The game was included with all SpookCentre consoles to allow players to interact with the system's onboard ghost.

## Gameplay

Using the OuijaMote, the player may input commands to the spirit haunting their SpookCentre. In the game, the player may make their ghost dance, spit a 16 bar freestyle or take unflattering self-photographs.

If the player is excessively rude to their ghost it may become a poltergeist and destroy the console.

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Smooth Fear

***Smooth Fear*** is the third studio album by Skeletown extreme metal outfit FemurKill, consisting primarily of covers and material written while touring. It was released in EY1999 and features several extreme metal covers of classic lounge jazz, rock, and skeleton-folk songs, many of which the band had previously played exclusively in live shows. The album was produced by longtime Spook-A-Lot engineer Skinless Fatts alongside Cyclops Jeff of High Investments No Returns.

## Personnel

* Leroy Candleman - Vocals
* Scott the Masochist - Bass
* Cruel Neil - Guitar
* Artie Riblette - Drums
* Cyclops Jeff - Production / Session Instruments / Artwork
* Skinless Fatts - Production / Mixing / Mastering

## Track Listing

1. Fire In The Smoker's Lounge
2. Coffin Rider
3. Recycle The System (Binriflers Cover)
4. Grenade
5. Arguments Upstairs (The Raffle Ticket Scalpers Cover)
6. Skeletown Elevator Shuffle (Scary Skeleton Jazz Band Cover)
7. Skate Park Scraped Knee
8. Beer Type Beverage (Johnny Murdervictim Cover)
9. A Full Grapefruit (Brian Jenkins & the Bad Times Bones Band Cover)
10. Coat Rack Requiem (Feat. Jacket Chair & Flat Malcolm)
11. Skeleton Nu-Metal (Feat. Big Salty)
12. Coffin Rider, Part 2
13. Drunk On A Bench (Drunk Gene Cover)
14. Powerlifting At Bone Beach (Ol' Spooks Jenkins Cover)
Several Scarves

## Appearance

The smallest member of Neckwear Gang Ltd. He wears 3 scarves to cover up his pencil neck. Moderate swag.

## Personality

Angry, very not laid back. He will murder your crew and sign up for credit cards in their names.

## History

Born in Bad Neighbourhood, Samson took the the streets as a member of the infamous Neckwear Gang. When his boy Double Necklace was signed to Spook-A-Lot Records, he was able to bail Several Scarves out of the jail sentence he was serving at Edgelington Penitentiary for possession of biological weapons.

## Abilities

- can spit a fat rhyme over a beat

- crime skills

## Discography

- Necklace-less (Neckwear Gang Ltd) [Featured Artist]

- The Knife Tape (Spook-A-Lot) [Featured Artist]

- Necklace On My Double Cup (Spook-A-Lot/NWG) [Featured Artist]

- Knife Season (Spook-A-Lot / Stabber Gang) [Featured]
Tha Broila

## Appearance

He is a conventional stove, 2 elements, 1 oven with 2 racks, broil settings.

## Personality

Red hot temper, always ready to put one in ur back. Known for his brutality and leadership skills.

## History

Born in The Burner, he came up cooking suckaz for a living.

At age 18, he founded the East Side Stovetop Bloods.

During a shootout with a rival gang, his brother and right hand man Rodney Cookwell was killed by Lil $tove. He has vowed vengeance.

## Skills

- killin

- shootin
Stefane SprayPaintTool

## Appearance

He was drawn in the MS Paint Spray Paint Tool.

## Personality

Kind and easygoing with a love of huffing spray paint.

## History

He was born on MS Paint Island when he was drawn using the Spray Paint Tool. At age 16 he developed an addiction to huffing said spray paint which eventually caused him to lose his home and freeze to death on the streets of Bad Neighbourhood.
Blood Drinck Gang

Logo by Graymond Candleman

**Blood Drinck Gang** is an art collective and record label founded in EY2011 by Garf Goopp which specializes in hip-hop, clothing, and tattoo related ventures. The bulk of the collective's output is done independently while record distribution and manufacturing is handled in a joint venture with the Edgyverse Music Group. Members of the collective have a friendly rivalry with fellow Bad Neighbourhood collective Neckwear Gang Ltd.

## Members

* Graymond Candleman
* 420hundy
* Shoulderpad Shoota
William Pantulf

Lord of Wem

A vassal of the Great Earl, William Pantulf fought against the Saxon rebels and won lands in the north-east of the county.

In December 1082 he fell under suspicion in the murder of the Countess Mabel, Earl Roger's wife, who had deprived Pantulf of lands. William took refuge with his family at the monastery of St. Evreux, submitted to the ordeal of hot iron before the king's court at Rouen and so was acquitted. Despite the acquittal, Earl Hugh still views Pantulf with suspicion and this may be the reason William Pantulf prefers to spend much of his time Normandy.

William Pantulf is noted as a pious knight and a strong supporter of the church.
Corky Main

Corky at the EY2003 DOOT fashion show

Corky Main (born Marvus Edmund Quercus) is a rapper and entrepreneur from Brewery District, Bad Neighbourhood. He funded his first mixtape selling smoking salts and Sheep Oil. Upon its completion in EY1996, Brewery District Mixtape Hut manager Dale Sonder offered him a distribution deal for the tape under Mixtape Hut Records.

He has remained one of the most popular rappers in Edgyverse history, with each of his projects reaching the top 10. Artists such as Neckbone, Lil Illiterate, Yung Spigot, and 21 Knifes have cited him as an artistic influence.

## Personal Life & Legal Issues

In EY1994 Marvus was arrested for driving his vehicle double the speed limit under the influence and had his license suspended for 12 years. He served 4 months in prison and was released.

In one of his first interviews in EY1996, Quercus revealed he was addicted to sneeze syrup Gesundtec and often sonsumed up to 3 bottles a day. In early EY1997 he was arrested for driving under the influence with a suspended license. He pled guilty and served 6 months in prison. While incarcerated his debut mixtape *Cork House*reached #1 on the Edgyverse Music Charts.

In EY2006 his close friend G-Sund Shawty died of a Gesundtec overdose. Main was deeply affected by this loss and cut his G-Sund intake down from 5 bottles a day to 1 and 1/2.
SprayTown

***SprayTown*** is the debut commercial mixtape by Coffin Colony rapper Slim Bearspray. It was released in EY2014 by Blood Drinck Gang and Mixtape Hut Records following the success of Bearspray's 2013 single *2 Cans, 2 Sprayers*. The mixtape was supported by a remix of the lead single and a series of interviews where Bearspray explained the time he thought his dad taking a piss was a bear and emptied half a can on him. Reviews of the album were mixed, although the controversies surrounding the mixtape and Bearspray himself still led to a Brass certification from the Edgyverse Recording Association. In EY2019 the mixtape was included as #57 in Edgyverse Music Magazine's Top 100 Most Okay Mixtapes Of All Time list.
Ribbenkast Brewing

Ribbenkast Brewing is an alcoholic beverage manufacturer based in Skeletown, Skeleton Zone. It was founded as J.P. Ribbenkast's Fine Instant Alcohol in EY1789. In EY1968 it was sold by investors to the Consumo Beverage Consortium.

## Products

* CO1D Beer
* Red Roger "Beer Type Beverage"
* Ribbenkast's Powdered Vodka
* J.P.'s Instant Gin
* Blue Roger Diet Ale Type Beverage
* Gesundtec Hard (Disc. EY1988)
	+ Gesundtec Hard Plum
	+ Gesundtec Hard Beef Gravy
	+ Gesundtec Hard Extra Bland
	+ Gesundtec Hard Creamed Corn
	+ Gesundtec Hard Ice Water
Wish On A Fish

**"Wish On A Fish"** is a song that is sung in "When You Wish Upon a Fish".

## Lyrics

**William:** I wanna wish for a mountain of chum-yums

So big and delish, so good in my tum-tum

**Vola:** I wanna wish for a skate-fish board, (oo-oo-oo)

So I can do tricks in the ocean floor

**Hank:** No thank you! I wanna wish for something cool, (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

And nothing says "cool" like a new kazoo! (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

**William:** Come on everyfishy, can't you see..

**William, Vola, Hank, Goldie, Chucks:** That the fish with the best wish is me!!!

I'm gonna wish on a fish tonight

When Old Sea Breeze shoots through the sky

I think we all agree

That the fish with the best wish is me!!

(doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

**Goldie:** I would like a gold tiara,

For my One Women's Show debut

**Chucks:** Nice try, Goldie. But I've got three words for you.

Rainbow. Ice. Cube. Haha!

**William, Bola, Hank, Goldie, Chucks:** I'm gonna wish on a fish tonight...

When Old Sea Breeze shoots through the sky

I think we all agree...

That the fish with the best wish is me!!!

That the fish with the best wish, is me!!!
Brace

Album art, photographed by Spooks Jenkins

***Brace*** is the debut album by rapper Neckbone, released in EY2015 by Spook-A-Lot Records and Neckwear Gang Ltd.. The album peaked at #17 on the albums chart.

## Artwork

The cover was photographed by Ol' Spooks Jenkins, it features Neckbone wearing a designer neck brace by famed Edgyverse designer brand DOOT.
Edgyverse Wiki

## Welcome to the Edgyverse Wiki

The place where Original Characters™ go to Die™

There is only one rule, you may only add to articles, never delete.

## The Edgyverse Wiki: What we're about

A long long time ago a character was submitted to the sonic fandom wiki; He lasted all of 6 minutes. Leader, and main contributor to the website (DarkManTits14) decided the character had no place there. After pressing for info it was revealed that DarkManTits14 did not like characters other than his own on the wiki, so we (the Trifecta of Edge) decided to make our own website, with edges, blackjack, and hookers.

So here we are.
Brian Jenkins & the Bad Times Bones Band

### Past Members

Ol' Spooks Jenkins, Drunk Gene, Tony Marrow, Sterile Gord, Stefane SprayPaintTool

## Brian Jenkins & the Bad Times Bones Band

Brian Jenkins & the Bad Vibes Bone Band was formed in a garage in Skeletown by lead flutist/singer Brian Jenkins began auditioning local musicians under the guise of an ad "needing musicians for an actual real well paying job". Several were tricked into joining briefly over the years, with the only consistent members being Jenkins and drummer Jacket Chair.

## Members

* Brian Jenkins - Flute/Vocals/Puppets (EY1982 - Present)
* Jacket Chair - Drums/Drum Machine/Radio (EY1982 - Present)
* Toby Greenbones - Bass/Wind Chime (EY1999 - Present)
* Styrofoam Cup Man - Indecipherable Screaming (EY2003 - Present)

## Past Members

* Stefane SprayPaintTool - Kazoo (EY1985 - EY1987)
* Sterile Gord - Puke Sounds (EY1983 - EY1990)
* Ol' Spooks Jenkins - Guitar/Barbecue (EY1994 - EY2002)
* Tony Marrow - Bass / Screaming (EY1986 - EY1998)
* Eugene "Drunk Gene" Jenkins - Theremin (EY1984-EY1990)

## Discography

* *Buy Our LP Record* *-* Spook-A-Lot (EY1985)
* *The Hill Tree Place* *-* Spook-A-Lot (EY1989)
Smoke!! Die Quicker!!!

Album Artwork by Gene Jenkins

## History

*Smoke!! Die Quicker!!!* is the debut album by Skeletown pop rock band Cool Skeleton Teens released in EY1976 on Typeface Records. The album was executive produced by Typeface CEO Willard Sansman, the band's manager at the time.

The album debuted at #1 on the Edgyverse Albums Chart and remained there for 2 months following an extensive promotional tour. Due to conflicts with the band this was their only release on the label as their lead singer, Ol' Spooks Jenkins, used his cut of the album sales to found Spook-A-Lot Records.

## Personnel

* Ol' Spooks Jenkins  - Vocals
* Eugene "Drunk Gene" Jenkins - Guitar / Artwork
* Sterile Gord - Bass
* Fabulous Rex - Drums
* Small Slips - Production
* Willard Sansman - Executive Producer

## Track Listing

1. The Pit
2. Butts
3. Stubby
4. Mondays
5. Break Time
6. Half Way Through
7. 17
8. Fatherless
9. Skeleton Folk Song
10. Commands
11. I Surrender
No Hair On My Scalp But Still, I Headbang

Album artwork by Graymond Candleman

*No Hair On My Scalp But Still, I Headbang* is the debut album by Skeletown-based extreme metal band FemurKill. It was released in late EY1992 by Spook-A-Lot Records and Edgyverse Music Group and was produced by the Tinnitus Twins. The album received mixed reviews from critics, peaking at #81 on the Edgyverse Album Charts and being voted #1 on the EM2 "What The Fuck Is This Album?" list for EY1992.

## Background and Recording

Several of the album's tracks were re-recorded from the group's earlier demo EP which they sold at local gigs. The album artwork is a painting by lead singer Leroy Candleman's teenage brother Graymond based on sketches used for the demo's early artwork. This 5-song demo, along with a few songs cut from the final album, are available exclusively through the physical deluxe edition or EY2017's *25 Bonefucking Years of FemurKill* boxed set. Shortly before recording, the band was arrested after burning down the local adult video store and audio recordings of the event are sampled in the album's intro.

## Personnel

* Leroy Candleman - Vocals / Sampler
* Scott the Gimp - Bass
* Juanathan Canalov - Guitar / Production / Engineering
* Trevrick Canalov - Drums / Percussion / Mixing / Mastering
* Ol' Spooks Jenkins - Production (exec.)
* Graymond Candleman - Design

## Track Listing

1. XXX Church Burning (Intro)
2. Harsh Noise Musical Chairs
3. Weed Smoker
4. Demon Teeth
5. Fucked On A Church Organ
6. Sewer Rat
7. Defiler
8. Kung-Fu Shlong Grip
9. Lighter Fluid Baptism Under Candlelight
10. Drown Down Here
11. Bad Evil Band
12. Scalplicker

#### Disc 2 (Physical Deluxe Edition Only):

1. Weed Smoker (Demo)
2. Fucked On A Church Organ (Demo)
3. Sewer Rat (Demo)
4. Defiler (Demo)
5. Scalplicker (Demo)
6. Scalplicker (Tinnitus Twins Remix)
7. Broke The Seal
8. Home Lobotomy Kit
9. Nerd Eater (Tinnitus Twins Cover)
Bigger & Saltier

Album cover

*Bigger & Saltier* is the debut mixtape by Bekken Beach rapper Big Salty. Released in EY1987 by Mixtape Hut Records it reached #14 on the Edgyverse Album Charts. A copy was given to producer Cyclops Jeff who immediately helped Big Salty sign a deal with Typeface Records.

This album features some of the earliest productions from Skeletown producer ToneDETH who often picked up weekend shifts at the Port Skeletown Mixtape Hut.

The mixtape is widely credited as being the start of Edgyverse Hip Hop.
Scoot Cop's Pro Scooter

*Scoot Cop's Pro Scooter* is a sports simulation game for the Consumotronics SpookCentre published in EY1992 by Consumotronics and developed by Consumo Games. It is based on the exploits of Scoot Cop.

## Gameplay

Game play consists of traversing the city and performing stunts/dispensing scoot justice. Points are awarded which can be used to purchase new scooters, weapons and areas.

## Playable Characters

* Scoot Cop
* The Phantom Shitter
* Karate Skeleton
* Jacket Chair
* Suprome Pro Scoot Team
* Evil Scoot Cop
* Double Scoot
* Super Scoot Cop
Ladybones

### Relatives

Clarence Scapula III (father), Denise Sinus-Scapula (Mother), ToneDETH (Brother), Neckbone (son)

## History

ladybones (Born Suzanne Sinus) is an R&B singer from the Skeleton Zone. Born in Ribton in EY1968, she was signed at age 16 to Typeface Records to release her debut record. It was produced by Willard Sansman and reached #2 on the Edgyverse albums chart.

Shortly after returning from her first album's promotional tour, she began dating Sheep Oil dealer Emmett Vertebran. She soon developed an addiction to the substance and subsequently decided not to sign a renewal on her deal in favor of moving in with Vertebran in Skeletown. At the age of 22, her partner Emmett was arrested and sentenced to 31 years and at 23 (9 months after Vertebran's sentencing) their son DeVon was born.

In EY1993 she moved with DeVon to Bad Neighbourhood with the support of her brother, producer ToneDETH. She took night classes and eventually began her career as a pharmacist. She now runs her own pharmacy; SkeletonRx; which has 9 locations across the Edgyverse.
Windy Snowy (刮风 下雪)

## Lyrics

How’s the weather?

How’s the weather?

How’s the weather today?

Is it sunny? Is it rainy?

Is it windy? Is it snowy?

“It’s windy!”

“Let’s fly a kite!”

Windy windy

Windy windy.

How’s the weather?

How’s the weather?

How’s the weather today?

Is it sunny? Is it rainy?

Is it windy? Is it snowy?

“It’s snowy.”

“Let’s roll snowballs!”

Snowy snowy

Snowy snowy

今天天气怎么样

今天天气怎么样

晴朗还是下雨呢

刮风还是下雪呢

刮风了

一起放风筝吧

刮风 刮风

刮风 刮风

今天天气怎么样

今天天气怎么样

晴朗还是下雨呢

刮风还是下雪呢

下雪了

一起堆雪人吧

下雪 下雪

下雪 下雪
Drunk Gene

Gene in EY1977

### Relatives

Spooks Jenkins (Cousin), Brian Jenkins (Cousin), Eugene Jenkins Sr. (Father), Archibald Jenkins (Grandfather), Stevid Jenkins (son), Stevis Jenkins (son), Eugene Jenkins III (son),

### Affiliation

Cool Skeleton Teens (EY1975 - EY1982)Brian Jenkins & the Bad Times Bones Band (EY1984-EY1990)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Loretha Bowles-Jenkins (m. 1969 - div. 1981)

## Physical description

### Eye color

None

Eugene "Drunk Gene' Jenkins was a multi instrumentalist and record producer based in Skeletown. He was best know for his work in Cool Skeleton Teens and Brian Jenkins & the Bad Times Bones Band as well as finding success as a solo artist on Spook-A-Lot Records which he helped found. He was the cousin of Ol' Spooks and Brian Jenkins.

## Early Life & Career

Born in Marrow Falls to Eugene Jenkins Sr., a calcium mining executive and Holleen Jenkins, a bone surgeon. He lived a pampered but isolated lifestyle before catching a bus to Skeletown in EY1956. He then moved in with his cousin Spooks and finished schooling.

In EY1967 he met his future wife; Loretha Bowles-Jenkins, while attending Skeletown Academy of Art and Upholstery Design. He finished his degree in EY1968 and they were married the following Spring after her graduation. They had twin sons Stevid and Stevis in EY1970 and their third son Eugene Okra Jenkins III was born in EY1972. They divorced in EY1981 due to Gene's excessive drnking.

In EY1975 they founded Cool Skeleton Teens whose first album's success helped them fund the creation of Spook-A-Lot Records.

He has produced records for many bands and played as a session and touring musician. His first solo album was released EY1991.

His final album (released under the name "Almost Sober Gene") was released in EY2009 to negative reviews.

## Addiction and Death

Drunk Gene was known for his raging alcoholism that spanned from him being alone with a fully stocked liquor cabinet as a young boy. He completed rehab successfully for his first time in EY2006.

In EY2009 he created an album about his battle for sobriety as Almost Sober Gene. The album was panned by critics and deemed a commercial failure. 13 months later he was found dead of an apparent suicide by overdose in his rented room in his cousin Spooks' Skeletown home.

## Discography

*as Drunk Gene:*

* *Drunk Genetic* (EY1991)
SpookCentre

SpookCentre Entertainment System

### Effects

5 Controller Ports, 3 Small analog printers, 1 built in Ouija board control system.

## History

The SpookCentre was designed by The Spooks Jenkins Corp. and manufactured by Consumotronics to provide mediocre quality low educational value video games to the youth of the Edgyverse. The operating system is not present and instead an actual ghost is placed within, haunting the motherboard. All navigational controls must be input through the built in Ouija board controller accessory (known as the OuijaMote).

Each console came bundled with a copy of the game Contacting The Dead Hero.

## Games

Game series released on the SpookCentre include:

* *Contacting The Dead Hero*
* *Deity of Beating Guys Up*
* *Scoot Cop's Pro Scooter*
Ca-15

## History

Invented and manufactured by the Skeletown Arms Company during the Great Calcium War, the Ca-15 was the standard issue wepon in the skelerton army. This semi automatic calcium gun can fire up to 30 rounds per 10 seconds and can be obtained legally. A request for the wepon to be banned was sent to President Spooks for review but he has denied it, due to the historical value of the wepon.
NSNF

artwork drawn by Gene Jenkins

## History

***NSNF (N**o **S**kin **N**o **F**ace)* is the second studio album by Skeletown pop rock outfit Cool Skeleton Teens. It was released in EY1978 as the first release on the newly founded Spook-A-Lot Records. This was their final album with original bassist Sterile Gord.

The album peaked at #1 on the album charts and held it for almost 4 weeks.

## Personnel

* Ol' Spooks Jenkins - Vocals
* Eugene "Drunk Gene" Jenkins - Guitar / Production / Art
* Big Slips - Production
* Sterile Gord - Bass
* Fabulous Rex - Drums

## Track Listing

1. Missing
2. NSNF
3. Flesh
4. Marked
5. A Look Ahead
6. Wish We Had Eyes
7. Skeletown
8. Comic Sans Zone
9. Wasted Time
10. Sheep Heads
11. The Morning
12. Skeletown (Acoustic Version)
Greef Musical Instruments

Modern logo designed by Bellamy Woolard.

Greef Musical Instruments is a Skeletown-based manufacturer of various musical equipment. It was founded in EY1682 by Sir Alford Greef, lead tambourine maker for the king of Skeletown. Eventually expanding into slide whistles, kazoos, and those weird percussion frogs. The company was sold to ConsumoCorp in EY1904 when kazoo sales plummeted following the Great Calcium Famine of EY1901. Immediately after the acquisition, the company expanded into the manufacture of string, brass, and woodwind instruments, releasing their now signature *Greef Shortrib* guitar model in EY1909.
Martha Jenkins

Martha in uniform circa EY1978

### Affiliation

Edgymax Penitentiary (current), Skeletown Police Dept. (former), Royal Skeleton Army (former),

## Physical description

### Eye color

Lashes???

Sgt. **Martha Jenkins** is a Skeletown born corrections officer and military veteran. She has served as the warden and chief executioner for the Edgymax Penitentiary since EY1981, having started as a corrections officer in EY1974. She is a member of the influencial Jenkins Family and distant cousin of politician/businessman/musician/everyone's friend Ol' Spooks Jenkins, with whom she conducts the Spook-A-Lot Records *A&R Behind Bars* artist rehabilitation program.

## Biography

Born in Skeletown in EY1931, Martha Jenkins spent much of her childhood at the Jenkins Family Compound alongside cousins Geraldine, Spooks, Brian and Gene. In her teens she discovered a large stack of military propaganda leaflets from the Great Calcium War in the Jenkins Family archive. Originally drafted by Col. Winston "Spooks" Jenkins to convince his wife he was not cheating while at war, the leaflets radicalized young Martha and she began dressing in surplus purchased from the local barracks. Eventually she gained the nickname "Sarge" from cousin Brian, known for being kind of a dick. In EY1948, at the age of 17, Martha enlisted in the Royal Skeleton Army and later completed training with the 14th rifle regiment. Much to her disappointment, she was given a medical discharge following a severe case of Bone Flu. Following her return home, she enrolled in the Ribton Police Academy and began studying Skeleton Law. She graduated in EY1955 with a degree in skinless criminal justice and became an officer in the Skeletown Police Department. In EY1969, her partner Const. Jeremy Kneeze was killed in a shooting which left her seriously wounded. After multiple years of rehabilitation, she found employment as a corrections officer at the Edgymax Penitentiary in Obligatory Capitol, becoming warden in EY1981.
Hypothetical Necklace

## Appearance

Lacking the swag his labelmates have, he makes up for it with pure talent. Usually seen rocking facial accessories to distract from his lack of neck accessories.

## History

Born in Bad Neighbourhood, Dwayne grew up trying to win the approval of his older friends(Including Neckwear Gang founder Double Necklace). At the age of 9 he was arrested for possession of bootleg Guardians of the Galaxy DVDs.

## Discography

- Necklace-less (Neckwear Gang Ltd)

- The Mixed Tape Mixtape (Spook-A-Lot Records) [Featured Artist]
Necklace-less

## Background

Necklace-less is the debut album by Neckwear Gang Ltd rapper Hypothetical Necklace. It was released on Neckwear Gang Ltd and produced by Ol' Spooks Jenkins and the mysterious Big Slips (With the exception of Tracks 5 & 10, features production from ToneDETH & Rick 2 Necks). It contains 11 tracks including a feature from Double Necklace.

## Track Listing

1. Intro
2. I Got Very Little Swag
3. I Wish I Had A Necklace (Feat Several Scarves)
4. Necklace-less
5. OG Spooks Jenkins (Feat Spooks Jenkins)
6. Share Your Swag (Feat Double Necklace & Neckbone)
7. I'm Featuring Myself On This One (Feat. Hypothetical Necklace)
8. Spent All My Cash (Still Got No Swag)
9. Will Rap For A Necklace (Feat. Bolo Shawty & Your Accountant)
10. Self Loathing
11. I Give Up
Wendell Radius

## History

Wendell Radius was born in Skeletown; son of Wallace Radius, a Sportball coach for the minors. His mother was a former cheerleader for the Skeletown Skulkers who left him with his father to marry a professional player.

His father trained him to be the player he always wanted to be. At age 18 he was drafted to the Skeletown Skulkers as a defensive sportsingback in the Edgyverse Sportball Association.

## Personal Life & Death

Wendell made many efforts to reconnect with his estranged mother, but her husband, former ESBA Bad Neighbourhood Dealers sportswing Brad Boneshaw made every attempt more difficult for him.

An altercation broke out between the two over dinner in EY1995 and Brad stabbed Wendell to death on the doorstep of his home with the bayonet of a musket he found lying around. He was charged with boneslaughter and was sentenced to 30 years in the EDGYMAX prison.
Stevid Jenkins

Stevid in the EY2001 DOOT fashion show in a one of a kind suit

### Relatives

Eugene "Drunk Gene" Jenkins (father), Stevis Jenkins (brother), Eugene Jenkins III (brother), Loretha Bowles-Jenkins (mother), Ol' Spooks Jenkins (cousin)

### Affiliation

New Skeleton Teens (EY1989 - EY1998)Spook-A-Lot Records (EY2001 - )

## Physical description

### Eye color

black

Stevid Eugene Jenkins is a Skeletown musician and current acting president of Spook-A-Lot Records. He founded the Cool Skeleton Teens tribute band New Skeleton Teens in EY1989. His father is late Spook-A-Lot president and CST founder Drunk Gene.

## Personal Life

Stevid's parents' divorce impacted him greatly as a child and due to the excessive custody disputes typically stayed within the Spooks Compound. There he was coached in music by roommate Jacket Chair.

His father was a longtime friend of fashion designer Bellamy Woolard. Stevid was often asked to model in the DOOT premiere shows and had all of his suits custom tailored by the fashion label.

Stevid is the twin brother of Jenkins Family Trust manager Stevis Jenkis. They are both incredibly close with their cousin Ol' Spooks who helped raise them while their father was unconscious.

In EY1988 Stevid won a no drinking contest against his father for the rights to do a Cool Skeleton Teens tribute project. The band released 2 albums to minor commercial success.

In EY1989, while touring to promote New Skeleton Teens' first album he met groupie and professional stalker / restraining order collector Creepy Renee Ribbenkast. The pair fell in love and were married in EY1990. They have 3 children; Monty Stevid Jenkins (EY1995 -), Nanette Renee Jenkins (EY1997 -), and Coffinette Creepy Jenkins (EY2000 -).
Wigmore

Wigmore Castle is the caput of the extensive Mortimer estates in Herefordshire and Shropshire. The massive castle was originally build shortly after the Conquest by William FitzOsbern, 1st Earl of Hereford and a companion of King William the Conqueror. FitzOsbern was killed in Flanders in 1071, and his son Roger de Breteuil took part in the Revolt of the Earls in 1075; after the Earl's subsequent defeat, King William seized the castle and gave it to de Mortimer family.

## Notables of the Court

* Lord Ranulf de Mortimer, a renowned knight and a cunning and ruthless warrior
* Lady Christina of Caynham, a flirtatious young lady, ward of Lord de Mortimer

## Other Notable Figures

* Ulrich, an infamous Saxon sorcerer, a gaunt, bald man with a high pitched voice, the leader of a secret pagan cult within the ranks of Wigmore's knights.
* The *ulfhednar*, former knights of Wigmore seduced by pagan magic into savage warriors with the power to transform themselves into wolves

## Former Members of the Court

* Hawise, Lord de Mortimer's young daughter, married to Stephen, Count of Aumale
* Sir William Ironarm, deceased, a notable knight and Marshal of Wigmore, a leader of Urich's *ulfhednar*, he was killed in trial by combat with Sir Henry de Say over his part in a scheme to sacrifice Lady Rosamund in one of Ulrich's pagan rites.
* Sir Gilbert, deceased, a young knight of Wigmore, an ambitious young man who saw himself as a rival for Lady Rosamund's hand.