SCP-6954 V1

**Item #:** SCP-6954

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-6954 is to be kept in a standard storage locker at Site-██. Access to SCP-6954 requires Level 2 clearance and must be approved by at least two Level 3 personnel. Testing on SCP-6954 must be conducted in a controlled environment with the supervision of at least one Level 3 personnel.

**Description:** SCP-6954 is a small cube-shaped object with no visible markings or engravings, measuring approximately 5 centimeters in length and 3 centimeters in width. SCP-6954 has the ability to become "unusefully useful" in a variety of situations.

When SCP-6954 is placed in any situation, it will immediately take on properties that allow it to be useful, but not in a way that is typically expected or logical. For example, if SCP-6954 is placed in a locked room, it may become a key that can only be used to open doors that are already unlocked. If placed in a dark room, it may emit a bright light, but only in a direction that is not useful for illuminating the room.

Despite its seemingly useless properties, SCP-6954 has been shown to be able to be used to complete tasks that may have been deemed impossible otherwise. However, it should be noted that these tasks are often completed in a convoluted and unexpected manner.

## **Examples of SCP-6954's function:**

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a locked safe, it transforms into a combination lock that opens only when the incorrect combination is entered.

* When SCP-6954 is placed on a table in a room with people, it transforms into a vase filled with flowers, but the flowers are all dead and wilted.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with no windows or doors, it transforms into a key that unlocks a secret compartment in the wall that leads to nowhere.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a loud noise, it transforms into a pair of noise-canceling headphones, but they only cancel out sounds that are not loud.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a fire, it transforms into a bucket of water, but the water is gasoline.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a broken computer, it transforms into a keyboard that only types random letters and symbols.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a broken light bulb, it transforms into a flashlight that only works if pointed at a mirror.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a dead plant, it transforms into a watering can that only sprays dirt instead of water.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a leaking faucet, it transforms into a wrench that tightens the faucet handle but causes the leak to become worse.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a stack of papers, it transforms into a paperweight that only keeps the papers from flying away if they are in a specific arrangement.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a broken clock, it transforms into a pendulum that swings in the opposite direction of the clock's hands.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a clogged drain, it transforms into a plunger that only works if someone is standing on one foot while plunging.

* When SCP-6954 is placed in a room with a broken chair, it transforms into a cushion that only stays in place if it is placed upside down.