Fowa

**This subject primarily or exclusively exists from the *EthGoesBoom continuity***

## Chronology

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Yar-Har Mateys!

**Fowa** is the first song in *Vs. Fazbear Fanverse*. It is sung by Bonnie the Bunny.

## Dialogue

**Girlfriend**: I think we're in Five Nights at Freddy-
**Bonnie**: Huh? Looks like we got some visitors, Fox-eh!
**Foxy**: Yargh! What are you doing in our pizzeria?
**Boyfriend**: Wait, aren't you a pirate, why aren't you talking in pirate slang what lmao
**Foxy**: That's a rather rude way of introducing yourself
**Bonnie**: I agree with Fox-eh! You don't just say that
**Boyfriend**: Uhhhhhh, sorry?
**Foxy**: >:(
**Bonnie**: Well, maybe we should lend you guys over to Freddy?
**Boyfriend**: I'm okay, thank you.
**Girlfriend**: Um, Boyfriend? Maybe we should find out why their not acting like... them?
**Foxy**: Once again, rude!
**Boyfriend**: Sorry?
**Foxy**: (Note: The bottom half of this text doesn't fit in the line) No, you crossed the line with that one, matey!Now you must deal with the wrath of Foxy the Pirate Fox and I can guarentee that I will not be gentle with your sorry ass because you freaking insulted me and my friend you jerk rapscallion matey i can guarentee by my hook that I will make sure you burn and suffer for what you-
**Boyfriend**: Your insult didn't even fit in the line LMFAO
**Foxy**: Aighty that's it! Bonnie, I'ma kill him!!!
**Boyfriend**: Wait wha-
**Bonnie**: Fox-eh, no! You remember how Freddeh and Chica feel about that!
**Foxy**: Ask me if I give a SH##. Huh!? Why isn't my swears working?!
**Boyfriend**: LMFAOOOOOOO
**Bonnie**: Well, because this is YouTube, Fox-eh!
**Foxy**: BUT- WHY!?
**Girlfriend**: Non careful parents, probably
**Foxy**: Nobody asked for yer imput, redhead!
**Bonnie**: Fox-eh! That's rude!
**Foxy**: I D O N ' T C A R E
**Boyfriend**: Well, this has almost reached thirty lines of ridiculousness-
**Foxy**: Aye, no breakin the fourth wall!
**Boyfriend**: Bonnie just broke the wall though-
**Bonnie**: Duh, bud! We're the EthGoesBoom variations of these characters!
**Boyfriend**: ...EthGoesWhatNow?
**Bonnie**: Yeah! We run a YouTube channel for EthGoesBoom called Fazbear Gaming! It's always entertaining FOWA the fans, haha!
**Foxy**: Bonnie, oh my god, how many times do I have to say this, it's FOUR!!!
**Bonnie**: Fowa!
**Foxy**: IT'S GODDAMN FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Boyfriend**: ...uhhhhhh
**Girlfriend**: . . .
**Foxy**: Okay, enough chitchat! Why are you here to begin with?!
**Girlfriend**: I think my Dad stuck us in here-
**Boyfriend**: Yeah we usually rap battle and shiz and stuff and stuff like that. As for me, I am the AIEchidna version of BF
**Girlfriend**: Can we stop breaking the fourth wall before I go insane-
**Boyfriend**: Fine. This is hurtin my head too. Well, uhhhm, let's just try to find a way outta here.
**Bonnie**: Hang on a minute!
**Boyfriend**: Huh? Oh, what's up, Bonnie?
**Bonnie**: You have a microphone! Your a singer? You'd get along great with our band member, Freddeh!
**Boyfriend**: Singing is literally my entire life... Where have I heard that before?
**Bonnie**: I'd love to do a little duet fowa ya, little man!
**Boyfriend**: You wanna rap battle me?
**Bonnie**: Yea! It'd be fun!
**Foxy**: Bonnie, I am going to go off if you say Flowa one more time-
**Boyfriend**: Well okay. Bring it on, Bonnie!
**Bonnie**: Hurray!

## Trivia

* The song name is based off Bonnie's titular phrase.