Roasting

**Roasting** is a recurring tribal/individual immunity challenge from Shanevivor: The Animal Kingdom and Shanevivor: All Stars.

## Rules

You must nominate one person from each tribe to try their best at roasting the production staff of Linda, Max, Shane, and some of the people you voted out! You'll be given points based on : originality, the burn, and how much production liked it. Score 20 points to win immunity

## History

This challenge first occured during season 2 episode 5. The three representatives for the challenge were Adam , Rad and ???.

This challenge returned again in the all-star season as an individual immunity challenge. Each castaway had to roast three members of production: Shane, Ricardo, and Shane 2.0. Each roast will be scored on a scale of 1 to 5. Here are the roasts:

**Bimmy**:

Ricky dos- massive respect from one player to another but as a person and how I’ve interacted with you, I’d rather eat sand than continue another dry conversation. You showed in the S4 ftc you got a big ego but you had to balance everything out with a penis so small the strongest microscope can find that shit.

Shane 2.0- for an all star I definitely expected a good player instead of an inactive flop I can pick out randomly from my org. I know you have a crush on poster but please don’t take up his average org gameplay. You’re supposed to be up to the all start level and not the type of player called up when a winner declines.

**Bird**:

Shane, I honestly have no idea why you keep bringing back Shanevivor 'Classics', it sounds like a lack of effort and very flat new hosting originality.

Shane your harassment in cfs is the the worst I've seen. You were meant to be the one most annoying production. You've failed to convince that your title after season 3. You lacked the tomfoolery of faking an idol finding. You've lacked cast interactions. And most importantly, which I'm not forgetting, you've been first boot twice. Shane 1. Then shane 2

Ricardo, your gameplay for a winner seriously lacks. You have the least outstanding resume as a Shanevivor winner. You push for a "UTR" gameplay yet nothing shows, heck the cheater Koopa tied you at FTC, and you could've lost if 3rd place was different. Bird out

**Buffy**:

Shane 2.: hey cowboys!! hey thats not fair a season 5 finalist can see my confessionals

**Cakey**:

Shane: Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege recently 🤭🤭

Ricardo: You keep referencing how your game was utr, but please explain how being irrelevant got you the win?

Shane: Being h\*rny is not a character trait bish

**Danne**:

Shane lives in Manhattan, the borough of the rich, maybe that’s his excuse for being a little bitch, can’t do ORGs so he resorted to hosting.

Ricardo, bro tied with a 14th placer, jury management is ass, too scared to play this season.

GamerShane, the ultimate flop, loses to Doge and myself every time, played dogevivor 14 times and have still yet to win.
Usually I get to write more sentences

**Dylan**:

Shane: "Cannot roast the Sun God, he is too mighty. He will show me Hiroshima and then demote me to Prod."

Ricky: "Wins an imaginary online game against random strangers in the worst season of the server. But I cannot roast him, because we are buds."

Shane2: "S6 moment"

**Greenbite**:

first up Shane...I want to congratulate you on your new server, Shanevivor Speeds. It’s a very appropriate name because when people see your hosting ability they are going to speed there way out of the server #TerribleHost

Next up we have Ricardo...I always found your profile picture being Mordecai from Regular Show very ironic because you’re like the opposite of a regular show episode. At first sight, you seem like an exciting and adventurous person but after people get to know you, they realize you’re just average and boring as fuck.

Last, but not least...well actually maybe least Shane 2.0...
Shane 2.0 I know my name is Greenbite but in reality you’re the green one.
GREEN with envy over me beating you in season 2. Jealous bitch! You suck lol

**Hunter**:

Lets look at Shanes... son? Wow shane, the guy representing you either gets out first, or gets all the way to finale and chokes. The only time Shane 2.0 makes finale is when he luckily finds a random idol. He cant even capitalize though! Kevin Hart becoming the president of the United States is more likely than Shane 2.0 winning Shanevivor

Now on to Ricky. I mean, the man is the only winner out of these 3, and he fought me in season 4, so maybe i have nothing to go off of.. right? Or is Ricky not an all star winner enough to compete in all stars? Ricky is too scared that his win was a fluke to come into a game with the greats of shanevivor.

Shane can host a survivor org, but can he even do good in one? I mean, the man throws Shane 2.0 in to do this like hes his son or something. Shane surrounds himself with winners on the production team to make him feel like a winner.

**Luci**:

Shane: If you were a Hamilton song, you’d be Say No To this. You’re dirty, and hard to listen to.

Ricardo: how does it feel to be the worst winner of an org?

Shane 2.0: A wannabe Shane but you pull it off terribly

**Michaela**:

Ricardoooo you seem to really love old school seasons I think I found out the reason why, your gameplay is just like the gameplay they would play in season 1 boring, boring and boring

Shane2.0 the only reason you're relevant in this server is for having the same name as the host and being the worst player in Shane's franchise

**Nicole**:

Shane 2.0: my dear Sha lightning if only you were as quick as your nickname suggests you would realize the dot between 2 and 0 is just a placeholder to keep your already fragile ego from disintegrating further from the daily reminder of the only place you’ve ever held. Tragic really

Ricardo: Wait who am I even talking about? Ryan? Randy? Ramone? He won a season I think? But was voted out third? Oh wait that’s Chris from the show survivor edge of extinction 🤣. Eh probably nothing worth writing home about if Chris is more memorable

Shane: ah our fearless leader. Though can a plush owl toy from Pokémon really be considered a leader? Seems kinda lame for our supposed cult leader. Shouldn’t we have found a mewtwo to bow down to instead of the stuffed owl who sings whooo are you all day?

**Perrin**:

Shane your stinky

Ricardo your stinky

Shane 2.0 your stinky