Misfortune Ramirez Hernandez

You will be dead soon

> "*Happiness to everything!*"
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**Misfortune Ramirez Hernandez**, also referred to as **Little Misfortune**, is the main character and protagonist of *"Little Misfortune."*

## Appearance

     Misfortune is a young Latina girl who wears a pink beret, a green jacket with 6 buttons, long beige leggings, and brown boots. She has brown, shoulder-length hair, brown eyes, and pale skin.

## Personality

Although intelligent and mature for her age, Misfortune still maintains much of her childhood innocence and naivety. She writes in her diary that she often doesn’t know how to feel about certain things. Despite her bubbly demeanor, she is easily annoyed and often ignores when things do not go her way. When bored, Misfortune talks a lot to entertain herself. It is also confirmed that she eats glitter.

> "*Give yourself a fuck! - Misfortune*"
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## Relationships

### Morgo

Misfortune is guided by **Morgo** (or **Mr. Voice** as nicknamed by Misfortune) throughout the game on her mission to find the "Eternal Happiness" for her **Mother**.

She at first trusts Mr. Voice and his judgement, despite his distaste for **Benjamin the fox**. When Misfortune learns that he is actually *Morgo*, a parasite from The Beyond who is the cause of the missing children, all of her trust in him disappears. She refuses to play his game anymore and only agrees when he reminds her that she needs the Eternal Happiness for her mother.

After he tries to trick her into making her play the same game again, she refuses and tells him to leave. One of his last messages to her, before being defeated by Benjamin, is that his game is the only thing keeping her alive.

### Calista Ramirez Hernandez

Misfortune adores her mother, but their relationship is rocky due to her mother's distant and neglectful personality. Misfortune, more than anything, wants her mother to be happy, and she is the reason that Misfortune agreed to play Mr. Voice's game in the first place.

She tells her daughter that she must always smile, even when she is sad. Misfortune, in her own words, said that her mother wanted an abortion, but because the procedure was illegal, she was forced to carry the baby and marry Misfortune's father. Despite her questionable character, Misfortune looks up to her mother.

She stated that one day she wants to be a juice drinker just like her mother, unaware that her mother is an alcoholic and the juice is actually wine. Additionally, she has left Misfortune alone at the store, has had relations with strangers by the dumpsters while her daughter buys cigarettes for her, and has flashed her body to get free things.

Despite their poor relationship, Misfortune's mother proves that she still loves her daughter, as shown when she cries over her death at the end. The Eternal Happiness ending further proved that her love was genuine. Misfortune, while leaving with Benjamin to Senersedee, modifies her catchphrase to "*I'll love you forever...*", confirming that she does in fact love her mother despite everything she has been through.

### Benjamin Juhanelius Red fox

It is heavily implied throughout the game that Misfortune has feelings for Benjamin. At the beginning of the game, she wrote in her diary about her first time meeting Benjamin (*Benjamin saw her while she was playing outside*), even asking herself whether it was okay to have feelings for a fox.

Every time Morgo states he doesn't like foxes (specifically Benjamin), Misfortune defends Benjamin. She always says positive things about the fox and compliments his fur, personality, and looks. Even when Misfortune believes in Morgo's lies about Benjamin, she's still happy to see him and even willing to share "the Eternal happiness" with him. Through most of the game, Benjamin seems to run away from Misfortune whenever he interacts with her.

It is later revealed that the reason for this is because Benjamin had been following the instructions in Protector Guides in order to protect her from getting harmed by the parasite. During Misfortune's search for "Eternal Happiness" at Benjamin's cabin, it is indicated in his diary that he thinks she is strong and fun, and he appears to like her back.

## Quotes

* *"I'm a little lady, that's what I am!”*
* *"Fancy!"*
* *"Creepy!"*
* *"Sha-daan! Happiness to everything!"*
* *"Talk about crazy!"*
* *\*nervous giggle\**
* *"I never get to pet the sweet animals!"*
* *"But he can't be dead!"*
* *"Good afternoon, morning!"*
* *"Rodrigo smelled like a fish. I like that in a fish."*
* *Slow down, You fuck!*
* *"Give yourself a fuck!"*
* *”Damn!”*
* *”Thank you.”*
* *”Yikes forever!”*
* *"Il'l Love you forever"*
* *“My secret spot! He won’t find me in there!”*
* *”I don’t want to play with you anymore!”*
* *“Oh, stony. Teach me how to be brave…”*
* *”Is that one more of your lies?”*
* *”You know what? I’m done with you! I want you to leave, right now!”*
* ”Get it? Dick!”

## Trivia

* Misfortune is voiced by Natalia Martinsson.
* Despite her age, she is shown to read at an advanced level (such as the text on the stones, and the university document in Benjamin's satchel), but understandably struggles to decipher their meaning.
* She is also a polyglot, since she is able to read writing in English, Swedish, and Cacathe rune alphabet (likely the same alphabet found in León Castillo's journal) on the statue.
* The deciphering of the rune is only a symbol order from A to Z, according to Castillo's journal, but it is still unknown how Misfortune learned to decipher it without access to the journal. She also speaks Japanese when referring to Hiro, although she seems to not truly understand the language and wants translations.
* Misfortune was potty trained very late, only growing out of diapers at 7 years old. This is revealed when she mentions that her grandmother wears diapers.
* Judging by her name, it's implied that her parents thought that she was a mistake, because Misfortune mentions that her mother wanted an abortion when she was pregnant with her, but it was illegal. It’s also revealed that her parents had sex out of wedlock, so they had a shotgun wedding.
* She is of Hispanic descent.
* She pees in the pool and the lake.
* Being only 8, she doesn’t quite understand death, since she thought a dead bird was only sleeping, carries Rodrigo the fish in her pocket (which would have suffocated him), and mistakes George for a piñata and tries to talk to him. She also says she wouldn’t like being dead in case she wouldn’t be allowed to bring her glitter. Also, she nervously laughs after mentioning that Erika shot her parents.
* She speaks with a Swedish/chilean accent, often pronouncing her j’s as y’s. However, she does slightly roll her r’s, leading some fans to think she has a Russian accent, despite her being voiced by a Swedish/Chilean woman and the game being set in Sweden.
* She occasionally swears, with Morgo chiding her.

## Gallery

Misfortune sitting alone on the train.Misfortune taking the boat to Benjamin's home.Misfortune in the fog.Misfortune spotting the ghost of a missing child.Misfortune's death.Her at Phantasmagoria