Jobs

Jobs are minigames for making money. Often hard and barely worth it. Other ways of making money include Prostitution, Gathering, Quests completion and Rescuing hostages.

## **Waitress job**

* Location - The Burning Keg(Noer Inn), Boss Mama
* Requirements - Boss Mama is alive
* Rating - Bad Job (3/10)

#### Guide

* Talk to Boss Mama (big woman on the bar counter), select jobs>waiter>confirm.
* As soon as the job starts, go to the customer with a red arrow above them. You only need to be in a tile next to the customer and facing and facing him, there is no need to interact with them. Go back to the counter in front of Boss Mama to pick up the next order. Repeat this until the job is done, you need to do a total of 10 orders. Customers include all people in the first floor, so if you cannot find the customer move to the Eastern side of the room (that area is dark and makes difficult to see the dark red arrow).
* Time is money in this quest and how much time you take affects the outcome: Boss Mama pays the full amount of 2 small copper coins and ~100p (10 orders with more then half of the time remaining), Boss Mama gets angry and pays you 1 small copper coin (10 orders with less then half the time remaining), Boss Mama beats you up and kicks you out without payment (less than 10 orders and time runs out).

#### Tips:

* Sprinting while serving the drink prevents patrons from being able to grab you and remove clothing/ molest you. You can walk for most of the quest and sprint when you are about to serve the customer to prevent groping and potential loss of equipment. Although being groped does increase the rewards, the gain is negligible and can be ignored.
* To reliably get the maximum reward requires continuous sprinting which averages at a 40-50 stamina. A reward of ~460p does not allow you to get that stamina back in food, making it quite a bad job.
* Working while lacking clothes (either by working naked or having your clothes removed by customers) causes patrons to molest Lona and can cause them to aggro on Lona and start attempting to rape her.
* Being molested within Boss Mama's view causes Boss Mama to aggro on the molester, this will usually cause a bar fight and make completing the quest near impossible. However, you can abuse this by removing all equipment (better to leave pants OR shirt on to prevent too much aggro) to get NPC's to aggro on you in front of Boss Mama and pick off the loot (re-equip all your equipment before this so no new enemies aggro on Lona); this is best done early on as you are basically guaranteed to get kicked out by Boss Mama for failing the quest. This tactic is the reason the quest is a 3/10 and not a 2/10.
* A more difficult method to the above is doing the tactic above on your 9th customer by only removing your clothing before serving the 9th customer. This is more RNG dependent but has much more rewards as you can stay inside as the brawl progresses. The RNG comes from the 10th customer as you cannot serve customers who are fighting so the 10th customer has to be uninvolved in the brawl. The game does switch customers if they are fighting but this takes a while and can even switch to someone already fighting so time can run out quickly.
* This method is also the most reliable way to get Boss Mama killed (her husband will take over and reduce the price of all soups to 10p but remove the waitress and dancer job) if you so desire. Do note that Boss Mama does play a role in the story, namely the 'Cemetery Negative Energy' quest, and I am note sure if her husband replaces her in that regard so be aware that you could lose out on some (small) quests or lore if you choose to kill Boss Mama.

## Dancer job

* Location - The Burning Keg, Boss Mama

* Requirement - Boss Mama is alive
* Rating - Mid job (6/10)
	+ Decent job with 'exhibitionist' trait (7/10)

#### Guide

* Unequip the following gear: 'Head' (unless you have a pony tail), 'Top', 'M-Arm', 'S-Arm', and 'Mid-Ext'
* Talk to Boss Mama (big woman on the bar counter), select jobs>dancer>confirm.
* On the stage, run/sprint (depends on how much stamina you want to spend) to the tiles with a dotted green outline. After a while, the audience will throw coins at the stage which you can collect by walking over it. The coins stay for ~8 seconds before disappearing and each coin is worth 200p.
* Taking too long to go from dance square to dance square or having a low 'sexy' stat causes the audience to boo and throw stuff at you. Stepping on a tile with a thrown object will stun you for approximately a 1/3 of the timer, so waiting for the object to disappear is better. Find the balance between picking up coins and dancing.
* How long you dance depends on how much the audience 'likes' you, doing a good job means longer dancing which means more money, However, this causes the audience to get excited and attempt to gang-rape Lona (For a guesstimate earning 3000p or more triggers this) while Boss Mama bails so she won't defend you. Try to have 10-20 stamina at the end of the job or a 'blue potion'/'white dragon grass' to replenish stamina to run away from the 'excited' crowd (escaping to your room or leaving the Inn will reset aggro).
* At some point, the dance squares will disappear and this signals the end of the job, you must now wait for the timer to end. While waiting, re-equip your clothes and weapons to decrease your weak stat so people don't try to attack you.
* Payout for this quest is 1 small copper coin for every 600p earned (e.g. getting 3800p gives you 6 small copper coins) not sure how the left-over P is calculated but you normally get below 200p left.

##### Tips:

* On average, you earn 4-6 small coins (720p-1080p with 0 Wisdom) for practically all your stamina, making the gains minimal.
* Decline the requests of 'masturbation' (think there was another one but can't remember) because it consumes way too much stamina. Although, you can take advantage of this if you have a MOD (G-spot Removal) since it won't consume as much as stamina due to Lona not being able to orgasm.
* How well the audience reacts and pays you also depends on your 'sexy' stat.
* Having the 'exhibitionist' trait makes you gain mood rather than lose mood during dancing.
* If a dance square is directly in front of a person, said person has a chance to molest Lona when you enter the dance square.
* There is a special clothing set 'Dancer Clothes' which can be bought from the The Golden Bar Club or the 'Shekels' Merchant.
* If you don't care about Lona being gang-raped, buy a 'Burning Keg Room Key' before starting from Boss Mama so you aren't kicked out with -100 stamina after fainting.

## Breast Feeder

* Location -The Golden Bar Club

* Requirements - Dirt < 50, Lactation(From pregnancy or MODs)

* Rating - Mid job (5/10)

### Guide

* Have lactation (From pregnancy or MOD). Bathe in water at the bar if you dirty, Talk to Waiter, select jobs>breast feeder>confirm.
* When a job starts, go to the customers with a red arrow above them (You only need to be in a tile next to the customer and facing and facing him, there is no need to interact with them). And repeat this until the job is done, you need to do a total of 10 orders.
* Each customer pays ~20p per interact
* Waiter pays 2 small copper coins and ~100p if you do 10 orders with more then half of the time remaining. Waiter gets angry and pays you 1 small copper coin if you do 10 orders with less then half the time remaining and says you to leave.

### Tips

* Sprinting while serving the drink prevents patrons from being able to grab you and remove clothing/molest you. You can walk for most of the quest and sprint when you are about to serve the customer to prevent groping and potential loss of equipment. Although being groped does increase the rewards, the gain is negligible and can be ignored.
* To reliably get the maximum reward requires continuous sprinting which averages at a 40-50 stamina. A reward of ~600p does not allow you to get that stamina back in food, making it quite a bad job.
* Working while lacking clothes (either by working naked or having your clothes removed by customers) causes patrons to molest Lona and can cause them to aggro on Lona and start attempting to rape her.

## Gladiator

* Location - Ring of Noer
* Requirements - none known
* Rating - Good Job (8/10)

### Guide

* Be prepared with blue and red potions, food and good equipment for your respective class.
* When the job starts you will appear in the Arena and fight a random enemy (enslaved woman, Goblins/Orkinds, The Beast, etc.)
* It pays more than 1 large copper coin (usually around 1 large copper coin and 5 copper coins) per fight while you'll receive 2 large copper coins if you let the timer run out before ending the fight. You'll earn the same amount of coins whichever enemy you fight including The Beast.

### Tips

* Learn spacing and try to juke your enemies around structures.
* Don't use abomination skills its gonna aggro guards outside the Arena, Be Careful.
* Always be prepared to fight the Beast it can happen anytime and it's a HARD fight if not prepared.

## Backstreet Hooker

* Location - Noer Town Backstreet
* Requirements - Acquired Prostitute Strait
* Rating - Bad-Mid Job (4/10)

### Guide

* Be prepared with food and high CON stats.
* When the job starts you can start to chat with customer walking along the street or you can go to a designated room (North of where the Thug is) and start to walk toward stall to work.
* It pays around 1-2 copper coin inside the stall per customer, and around 3-7 copper coins per customer depending on what part and how much Sexy stat you got.

### Tips

* Always pay your protection fees during the day time after work.
* Don't let your Weak over 200 or you will be put in combat by a nearby Refugee.
* Having 180 - 200 Stamina is recommended for a smooth run.