Character-Quotes

## A.J.

* "It's Tuesday, on Tuesdays we multiply fractions for dessert. Nothing is sweeter than knowledge."
* "No one man can own the Internet! I'd know, I've tried!"
* "Thank you corrective dentistry!"
* (after Timmy took Chester's emergency kit) "Tell me I'm pretty!"
* "Go A.J. Go A.J.!"

## Anti-Cosmo

* "Oh, Anti-Wanda, how I do love you, but you are such a twit!"
* "You're our hero. Our big and stupid hero!"
* "You ignorant boob!"

## Chester McBadbat

* "Boys like comic books; girls like dolls. Boys like video games; girls like makeup. We're *DIFFERENT! THAT'S WHY WE HAVE DIFFERENT BATHROOMS!* (sees Veronica in the boys' bathroom because there is no girls' bathroom) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
* (after Timmy sees Chester's mailbox broken on the ground and says: "Isn't that your mailbox?") *"NOT AGAIN!!"*
* "*OH NO!!!!* There is a tornado, and I live in a trailer park! Oh, they told me this would happen, *BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM!!!!*
* (disguised as a girl so he and A.J. can avoid couple-skating) You better call me after this.

"Hey, hey, hey! Watch the hands!"
* "Those tickets were impossible to get! I know, I've tried!"
* A.J.: "Look at all the cheese he ate in fourth grade!" Chester:"No wonder he was constipated the entire year!"
* (in his torn Squirrel Scouts uniform, facing off with a coyote) "And now, you're about to get your "Beaten By A Chester" badge."
* "The meat is more sweet when flattened on the street."
* "*NOOOO!* I'm allergic to girls!!!!"
* "Girls give me the hives!!"
* "Chester McBadbat, ace photographer, always gets his shot."

## Chet Ubetcha

* "I'm Chet Ubetcha saying \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_".
* "Bottom of the Ninth. Bases loaded. One out to go. I'm extremely handsome."
* "And now I'm off to run a marathon!"
* *(when Crocker takes over the world)* "This is Chet Ubowdown, reminding you...to bow down!"
* *(when Timmy wished for a life size action figure which tried to destroy the city)* "It's Doomsday in Dimmsdale, I mean Doomsdale! On other news people are flipping over Flipsie! :*(Flipsie barks)* "Man, I never get tired of that!"
* "In other newsi'm being attacked by a racoon!"

## Cosmo

* "What's wrong with being naked in public?"
* *[sniffs the air]* "Wow! Freedom stinks."
* *[referring to* **Philip***]* "It's a girl nickel!"
* ""We" can refer to anything, we three, we the people and my favorite wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
* [*singing]* "And I know I'm stupid I know I'm dim and even though I've just eaten I know I'll swim."
* [*After Wanda says "pudding"]* "She said "pu" and then "ding"!" *[laughs hysterically]*
* [*right after Vicky cries for help*] "Sorry, the secret word was "pie"." [*throws pie in Vicky's face*]
* "Uh, Binky did it! TO THE ESCAPE POD!!!" (rocket flies up and then goes down and crashes)
* "Ah...good times, good times..."
* "And corn is niceeee"
* "A nickel! Mine!"
* "I hope he wishes for pudding!"
* "Oh, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy! What about *my* needs!?"
* "I regret nothing!"
* "There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge! Wow! There wasn't a single manly word in that sentence!"
* [To Wanda] "Do you mind?! Your disembodied head is nag nag nagging next to my severed ear!"
* "Ha! I'm licking the popcorn so I don't have to share it!"
* " To much clogging!!!"
* " I like monkeys!" (head flattens)
* " Whoo Whoo Baby! Whoo Whoo!"
* " Let's do the nag! You nag it to the left! You nag to the right! Come on everybody let's Nag tonight! I'm a livin' doll!"
* " Ducky!"
* " Wanda! You have some explain' to do!
* " Uh... Babbaloo?"
* [The Cosmo Show] "It's a show about nothing! How do we know when it's finished?"
* "Phillip!"
* "I'm not bright, big words confuse me, I have the attention span of a rodent and Wanda loves me anyway!"
* "Czzcht! Czzcht! Uh, you're Czzcht! breaking up. I'm going through a tunnel! This tunnel's itchy." [Calling Wanda while being swarmed with cockroaches]
* "I LIKE PIE!"
* **Timmy** "I have good news and bad news." **King Gripullon** "What's the good news?" **Cosmo** "I named my nickle Philip!" **King Gripullon** "And the bad news?" **Cosmo** "It's a *girl* nickle!"
* "Nothing like the smell of hot garbage and roasting biceps on a summer day in January!"

## Crimson Chin

* "Justice!"
* "You mispelled 'Chin'" [To Timmy]
* "Of all my muscles, my brain is one of them!"
* "Without gravity, we'd float into space!"
* "Justice, thy name is Chin!"
* "By my mother's mandible!"
* "H2Olga! Don't look, she's not nice"
* "Every Chin needs a Cleft."

## Dad

* "Oh Vicky, I've come for my money back. Because Double-T says you stink."
* "Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!"
* "We're making a movie called 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Us'!"
* "Now we're making a sequel!! It's called, 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Other People'!"
* "Must commit evil deeds...Must leave lousy tip...*under* fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my dinner back, even though it's exactly what I ordered!"
* "Why do I have to eat "mold merial" (cold cereal) while he's eating maffles (waffles)?" (Mom pulls a rope; dumping multiple boxes of cereal on top of him) "Oooh, a prize!
* *"DINKLEBURG!!!"*
* *"DINKLEBOT!!!"*
* *CURSE YOU DINKLEBURG!!*
* "Gah? He's Norwegi-licious!"
* "Gotta run, son! I have a big meeting on how to plan big meetings!"
* *(Examining Cosmo dressed as Timmy)*"Warm?! Green?!? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer...and the salad shooter!"
* "We're getting Dimmy award-winning gold here, and Trixie will totally talk to us!
* "Electricity bills are for squares... LIKE PANTS!"
* "Hey, my favorite shirt!... You (Mom) said it was stolen by Canadians!"
* "Hey, I had a dream where I was you but with a better voice. And there was peanut butter, everywhere!
* "Hey, nice door! If they made a pencil out of it, it would be a #1!"
* "Pants are for squares!"
* "Egad!"
* (crowd) "WE WANT CHIP!" (Dad) "OR ELSE!"
* [*Mr. Turner is being eaten by a dragon*] "It looks and feels like I'm getting real third degree burns! Ow! I mean, neat!"
* "He's GOERGEOUS!" (talking about Mr. Crocker)
* "Eureka! I think I've broken my Eureka!"
* (Waving his arms in the air to Timmy) This is not a bulldozer! (Pretends to ride a bike) This is not a fudgesicle! (Rows on the floor backwards) And how is this Ghostbusters 2?!
* "I'll just feel like a woman named Linda." (Puts on lipstick)
* "Timmy-O's? Those are for pack mules!"
* "And this is where I put a trophy. IF I HAD ONE!"

## Denzel Crocker

* " **FAIRY GODPARENTS!** "
* "F! **F's FOR EVERYONE**!"
* "Good news, Turner, you've taken F to a new level! I'm going to give you **A SUPER F**!"
* "Those people would assume it's the work of the hacker..."
* "If they survive, they're **FAIRIES**! If they don't, I have **TENURE**!"
* "There's only one explanation: Turner must have ignored Tootie's multiple birthday invitations, thus ruining her birthday. Feeling guilty, he impulsively loans her his FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
* "Is it a D? Is it an E? No! It's Super F!!!"
* "It's an F-a-palooza! All you can eat F's!"
* "FAIRIES!" (also said by Dad)
* "Curse this obsolete one month old technology!"
* "Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach!"
* [*Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom*] "No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person!" [*ducks behind his desk*] "HELP!"
* **Denzel Crocker**: "Stupid two bit room! Stupid two bit van! Stupid two bit life!" **Crocker's Mom**: "Denzel! Would you like your stupid two bit dessert? I made your stupid two bit favorite!"
* **Denzel Crocker:"**Timmy Turner, he's.."

Both Norm The Genie and Mr.Crocker: **"[both saying it happily] MY MORTAL ENEMY!!" (*Back To The Norm*)**
* (to Jimmy Neutron) Another reality avoidance costume, eh Turner? Very well. Since you're *clearly* Timmy Turner, here's your daily F!!"

**Jimmy:** *"AHHHHH!! An F!! IT BURNS, Auggggh!!"*
* "Good news children, the F's are in! Mmmm, smell those hot, fresh F's!"
* "What? This is impossible! A.J. got every answer wrong! This is the kind of grade I would expect to give Turner... who got an A! This has to be the work of... FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
* "High marks for the Death-to-Turner motif."
* "Goodnight Mother! I'm off to hunt fairies.....disguised as aliens!"
* "Excuse me while I hit my head while changing all of Turner's F's to A. OW! A! OW! A! OW! A!"
* (While high on sugar, extremely fast )"F, F, F, F, F, A for AJ, F! And now I'm off to run a marathon! But first*...FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS!*"

## Head Pixie

* And I'm surrounded by people who tell me what I want to hear. Watch." [Dials Pixies] "Who's the greatest?" **Pixies** "You are, sir" **HP** "Suck-ups." [Pixies grin]

## Jimmy Neutron

* *"AHHHHH!! An F!! IT BURNS, Auggggh!!"*
* "To Retroville!" *(ends up in Timmy's room every time.)*
* *(To Cosmo and Wanda)* My name's not Timmy Turner! I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Neutron.

## Jorgen Von Strangle

* "Well, no plan is perfect"
* "Tough toenails, Binky!"
* "There's only one thing to do: blame Wanda, and hit you! (Binky)"
* "I don't have too many friends, okay? You punch them once and it's 'Please don't punch me any more'"
* "Being buff means nothing if I don't have my lady's love!"
* "You have a problem with that?"
* "My mighty muscles spun the board too hard. I'll call you back when it stops. Until then, have a nice millennium!"
* *[Blows up Cosmo & Wanda]*
* *(At Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda) DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!*

"I know that you are upset, and also on fire but let me explain something..."

* (In the ***F.L.A.R.G. episode*** after Mark Chang blows up Fairy world) "Which one of you is responsible for this mess?"
* "Scrambling the fairies? *I LOVE SCRAMBLING THE FAIRIES!!*"
* "Hey, stop! (to Calamitous) You must reconsider! Or at least come closer so I could bite you!"
* *"SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!"*
* "Life better with you? Ask the brace-less Chester, the boil-less Elmer, and the World Series Champion Chicago Cubs!"
* "That's so funny! Even my muscles are laughing!"
* "Someone is about to wish for the B word! (Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda poof in front of him) Oh, Turner... Big suprise..."
* "Aha! That is where you are wrong!"
* "That is where you are wrong again, Timmy Turner! Your wish will come true, but this is only ..."

(Timmy interrupts) ."..the beginning, bla bla bla... have no idea what I've done blah blah you'll be watching me blah blah."
## Princess Mandie

* "It's Man-*DIE!* And nobody leaves me at the altar! ***NOBODY**!*
* "You! Prepare to accept wedded bliss... ***OR EAT HOT PLASMA**!*
* "Now, marry me...***OR DIE**!*"
* "I *know you're out there, Mark Chang! I'm waiting for you... **VIOLENTLY!"***
* "I'm *back!"*
* "Its time to play Hide And Go *Die!"*
* "Mark, darling! Did you miss me?! Because this time I'm *not* going to miss *you!!!!"*
* "It *was* an apple."
* ***"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! IS THERE ANYTHING IN THIS BUILDING THAT ISN'T MADE OUT OF SUGARY, JELLY-FILLED, DEEP-FRIED DOUGH?!"***
* "What just happened?"

## Mark Chang

* *"NON-PUNY HUMANS,* I'm outta here!"
* "My untimely death has, like, untimely come!"
* *[appears in front of the White House*] "I'm back! A hostile alien bent on taking over the world!" *[Secret Service officers handcuff him]* "I mean, a harmless Girl Scout! Who wants cookies?"
* Timmy: Dude, if you're gonna be a human, you gotta eat school food.

Mark Chang: (eating out of a trash can) "Wait... \*gritty whispery voice\* Government food... OH! Is there no end to your delicacies?!"
* The "R" day of F.L.A.R.G.: No, you don't eat it, I eat it, get sick, and blow huge 'intergalactic chunks at my gracious host.' (to Timmy) That's you."
* *AAAHH!! THE CUTENESS!!! IT BURNS!!!*
* *AWWWW,* I would make a *RIGHTEOUS PIXIE!*
* Vicky: Now start spreading that (cow manure) on the flower bed.

**Mark:** *(excited) A jumbo bag of cow manure?' **WHY WOULD YOU BE WASTING THIS DELICIOUS TREAT ON SUCH HIDEOUS PETUNIAS?!?!?!?!***
## Mom

* "If Chip doesn't get here soon, I'm going to punish our child for no reason!"
* "We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!"
* "You know you're not allowed to touch the money, dear!"
* "Oh, waah. Do you ever stop nagging?"
* "I've gone ga-ga over Gah!"
* "[*Seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy*] "Oh sweetie, you feel warm. And you look positively green!"
* "I better get the fish a thermometer too!"
* "Yams! I should show them my yams!"
* "Everything I touch dies!" (Everyone backs away.)
* "I use the hideous and clearly dangerous things your father makes me because I love him, and it makes him happy!"
* "You need to be more secure in your masculinity, like me!"
* [*to Trixie Tang*] "Hey, that's a great costume! You look *just like* a bratty, stuck up, snotty little rich girl!"
* "Oh, Internet, breakfast is ready!"
* "And now it's fish wrap. Really NICE fish wrap."

## Mr. and Mrs. Turner

* **Both**: "Bye, School! Have a nice day at Timmy!"
* **Mom:**: "That's the seventeenth bath this night, and he(Timmy) still smells like...Pheew-alien barf!

**Dad:**: "I've got some steel wool in the garage!!"
* **Timmy:**: "As long as my parents don't have to use the bathroom in the next 10 minutes I should be okay."

(cut to Mom and Dad at dining table)
**Dad:**: "Hey Honey, wanna challenge me to a water drinking contest?"
**Mom:**: "Okay, let me just add these chocolate laxatives to my High-Fiber-O's. And for added fun, let's make it prune juice."
**Dad:**: "PRUNE ME UP, BABY!"
* **Mom**: "Was that the Dinkleberg's car?

**Dad**: "I hope so, that's what I was aiming for!" (both laugh)
* **Mom**: "I punished ***Timmy*** by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all. "

**Dad**: "Unless it's that reindeer chocolate, eew!"
* **Dad**: "*Dinkleberg..."*
* **Mom and Dad**: (After ***Vicky*** accused ***Timmy*** of what she did) **TIMMY!!!!**

* **Dad:**(In Crocker's body) Narrow hips... hunch on back... ear on neck... peculiar tattoo... single kidney? I'm gorgeous!

## Norm the Genie

* [*to Crocker*] "Hold on there, Hunch Back of Never-Dated-A-Dame."
* [*to Crocker*] "Seriously, have you ever \*talked\* to a girl?"
* [*about his hatred for Canada*] "They've had it too good for too long."
* [*about wishing for more wishes to Crocker*] We always tell them they can't, but actually, you can. We've been bluffing for centuries.
* [*to Crocker*] You're not as stupid as I thought. Or maybe it's too soon to tell.

## Timmy Turner

* [*repeated, right before disaster*] "What could possibly go wrong!?"
* "Boring conversation. Can't focus."
* [*Jimmy & Timmy shake each other's hands between universes*] **James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron:** "Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius." **Timmy Turner:** "Timmy Turner... Boy."
* "Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and..." [*walks away*]
* [*to Dad*] "No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay."
* [*to Tootie*] "It'll be our little secret... of LOOOOOOVE!"
* "Awesome- boys fighting over me!"
* "I don't care what my therapist says. I will always love you Trixie Tang!"
* "Uhh, the internet!
* "Internet!"
* "I wish for.. [random wish every time]"
* "Oh, come on!"
* "Darn it!"

## Tootie

* "TIMMY!!!!!!!"
* (first line) "Is that you Timmy!?!"
* "I'm so wet, you can't even see how much I'm crying!"
* "Why won't you give my love a chance?"
* [*Timmy is being jeered by every girl at his school*]
* ***Fat girl***: "Who'd want to be HIS valentine?"
* **Tootie**: "I WOULD! I think he's dreamy!"
* **Timmy**: "Tootie, I'm gonna kick myself for this tomorrow, but... Tootie, would you be my valentine?" **Tootie**: "Yes! YES! YES!!!!"
* [*to Francis*] "You leave Timmy Turner, my one true love, alone you big gray bully!"
* "You're here? In my house? My Timmy Tracker must be malfunctioning."
* "You trashed Vicky's room! You've done what I've always dreamed of, and never had the courage to do! You're my hero!!! Even if you are in a dress..."
* [*speaking through Timmy's* **You Doo** *doll*] "I love Tootie, she's smart, she's funny, and she's so much prettier than anyone, especially that icky yucky Trixie!"
* "Your holding my hand!"
* "Your holding my hand again!!"
* "Timmy! I gotta go potty!... Oops, no I don't!"
* "Don't hurt him! He hired all these actors and rented out this whole stadium all because of me! I love him more than ever!"
* **Tootie**: "Don't worry! Your parents will be here to pick you up any minute!"

**Timmy**: "How did you know that?"
**Tootie**: "I didn't tap your phones!"
* **Dark Laser**: "Aren't you too young for lipstick?"

**Tootie**: "Don't push my buttons bub, and I won't push yours."
* "Hi Timmy! I just got my mouth to mouth resuscitation badge!"
* "Now pucker up, LOVER BOY!"
* "I don't care what my therapist says, I will always love you Timmy Turner!"
* "Kiss me, you fool!"

## Trixie Tang

* "Hello empty bus seat."
* "Oh my gosh! I just realized I'm totally in love with rock stars!"
* "You're rejecting me? Oh my gosh! I'm so into you now! I'm going to leave 1,000 messages on your answering machine!"
* "Tell me I'm pretty!"
* "I'm ignoring you. I said I'm ignoring you! *STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!!!"*
* "He's so unfeeling! That makes him cool!"
* *(under You-doo)* "I-think-I'll-sit-here-with-my-favorite-pink-hatted-buck-toothed-loser".
* "Get away from me! You're a monster! A totally hot *MONSTER!"*
* "I knew it! You were trying to gnaw your own arm off in a desperate attempt at freedom!"
* (observing that she and Timmy are the only two people on Earth) "But... that means there are less people around to adore me... *I NEED SOMEONE TO ADORE ME!!!!!*"
* (going crazy after Timmy goes to the bathroom) "Where did you go???" Don't lie to me. Who's in there? What's her name? *TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!!!*"
* "*LOVE HURTS!* And it makes a fine mulch for your lawn or garden."
* "Missiles sold separately!?"
* "I missed you, Timmy. Did you miss me? WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOO!!!???"
* **Trixie**: *"WHY AREN'T YOU HERE COMPLIMENTING ME?!"*

**Timmy**: "I just did.."
**Trixie**: *"NOT IN THAT LAST SENTENCE!"*
* "Timmy! You've killed my seemingly harmless plant! You are SO not my boyfriend!"

## Veronica

* [*blinded by Timmy's shiny teeth*] "MY EYES! My perfect blue eyes!!"
* [*about Timmy's sudden popularity*] "Trixie! It's a trap! See, I told you, I knew!" \*looks around crazily\*
* [*about Timmy*] "Actually, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity with of a thousand suns, but I can't let Trixie know that."
* "Call me Trixie! TRIXIE!"
* "I AM TRIXIE!!!!"
* "How many pink hatted, buck toothed losers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
* "I'm Hawk Gal! I can fly at speeds of 20 and 40 miles per hour and have all the powers of a hawk and a girl!"
* [Timmy reading Veronica's mind in Mind Over Magic] "Why ISN'T ***that loser*** talking to me?"
* "What do you think of my new outfit? It's made of tissue paper, sugar and powdered milk!"
* "I still can't see, but those two kids sound really unpopular."
* "Look who decided to wear clothes today. Hahahaha." [Timmy doesn't react] "Insults not working.... AHHH!!!!" [faints]

## Vicky

* [*repeated, often screamed*] "TWERP!!!!"
* **Vicky:**"All right twerp, time for bed!"

**Timmy Turner:** "But it's only six o'four!"
**Vicky:** "Well, it's nine o'four on the East Coast. BED!"
* "Gah? What kind of name is Gah?"
* "Gah-ah....! Playing hard to get only makes me want you more!"
* "But I'm miserable. Why won't anybody believe me? I'm-*(A large sundae appears)* Ooh, vanilla!"
* "[The actor playing Crash Nebula is] a hunksicle!"
* "Hey! That punk's tryin' to steal the car I'm stealing!"
* "Pick up the trash and the octopus!"
* "Okay, I believe you. Try not to get trampled. Your screaming will disturb my quality 'Ignore Timmy' time."
* "I ooze brilliance!"
* "When I was eight, my mom said my turtle ran away. But he didn't run away, *TURTLES CAN'T RUN!!"*
* "When I get up there, you are going *DOWN!!!!!!!!!"*
* "Knock, Knock! Heeeere's Vicky!!"
* "Check out the fun, destructive things you find lying around a stately mansion!"
* "Today's episode is brought to you by the letter 'V'."
* "I only wish that someday I can make the whole world this miserable!"
* "Your temperature's normal, and so's your cholesterol. I want you to sit back and play mindless video games while I run and do those nasty chores, you cute little imp of a boy, you!"
* (Practicing cheerleading) "Fe-fi-fo-fum, who's the girl who sucks her thumb? I am! I am! Why did I say that?"
* (Again Cheerleading) "1, 2, 3, 4, I shoplift from every store!"
* (Cheerleading) "I lie a lot, I cheat in school, I'm scared of cows but love being cruel! I pick my nose when no one looks, and wipe them in your history books!"
* "I don't mean to be mean all the time. I just am."
* "I'll be busy sleeping."
* "Pink hat and buck teeth on a kid? Ewwwwwww! Pink hat and buck teeth on a Norwegian male supermodel? Yeahhh!"
* "We have time for one more ride together: The Marriage-Go-Round!"
* (Visibly sick) "Ugh...I don't ever want to see another piece of candy again." *[Huge pile of candy falls on her]* *"IT BURNS!!!"*
* "You're not hiding anywhere! You have chores to do!"
* *"I'VE LOST MY NORWEGIAN SUPER MODEL!"* Polar Bear: "And that's the password!"
* "I had the greatest dream. I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody."
* "Shut-up you little TWIT"

## Wanda

* "Thanks a lot, Mr. Contagious! Now I have ***the fairy flu***!"
* "Oh, shut up and kiss me, will you?"
* "Oh blah, blah, blah...*YOUR* needs!"
* "You bet me for a nickel?!"
* "What's strange, that I'm not strangling Cosmo?"
* "My Cosmo-is-about-to-make-Timmy-dead senses is tingling!"
* "Two fairies had a thought in their head, had a bet to decide who'd I wed, But when during their bout, their big secret got out..." (Juandisimo) "...And now both of those morons are dead?"
* "And here's Wanda with the news: Vicky's going to kill you when she finds out what you're up to!"
* "The Double-T in the Morning show is brought to you by 'Vicky Stinks!' Remember: Vicky Stinks!"
* "Oh, waah. Do you ever stop nagging?"
* "I told you, You-Doo dolls are dangerous. [*goes under You-Doo spell*] But what the heck do I know? In fact, poof up a whole big box full of You-Doo dolls! And let's wish up more pudding for Cosmo! I'm a nag! Let's do the Nag Dance! [*singing*] You nag it to the left, You nag it to the right, I love to nag my husband all day and night!"
* "Zappy fight! Oh, that's right: You don't have one!" (Wanda to Blonda)
* "Whoever you are, you're going down" (Cosmo) "Whoever I am, no I'm not!"
* "Cosmo, you idiot!"
* "Cosmo, stop spinning the newspaper!"
* "...Nag Nag Nag..."
* **Cosmo**: I married the smart one!

**Wanda**: I married the-- (pauses) --well, he's cute, right?
* (To ***Timmy*** in "Just Desserts!") "*Make the wish!*"