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This is a transcript for the first episode of the Pixel T.V. series.

Ruffling can be heard as you stare at a black screen. Finally, an object is removed and you can see Pixel.

Pixel-Yes! Something valuable!

Rixel-What'd you find Pixel?

Pixel-I don't actually know, but it looks valuable...

Rixel-Wanna see what I found?

Pixel-Sure.

Rixel digs into his hat and pulls out a curved katana.

Rixel-Useless...

He digs out a huge jagged sword next.

Rixel-Useless...

He digs out a chainsaw spear.

Rixel-Now THIS is cool! It's a spear, but if I press a button, the chainsaw at the end turns on, making it a really deadly spear!

Wixel-A really deadly spear?! Rixel! You're still on your sharp object ban because of that homemade guillotine and the pile of headless dolls!

Rixel-They were creepy...

Wixel-That's why we put them inside safe...

Pixel-Hey Wixel, I wanna show you what I found!

Pixel pulls out the crystal ball.

Wixel-It looks really cool!

Rixel-And valuable!

Wixel-However, the only people we can sell it to are those hippie pixels.

Rixel-No more getting paid in vibes and sensations...

Pixel-Hey...is there a bee around here, because something's buzzing...

Rixel-It's the spear! It turned itself on!

Rixel throws the spear

Wixel-Pixel! Look out!

The spear hits the crystal ball, shattering the ball and turning off the spear.

Rixel-I can see why someone threw out the spear.

Pixel-The orb! No!

Wixel-That ban of yours just became a week longer Rixel.

Pixel-Hey, uh guys? Is a portal supposed to spawn out of a crystal ball?

The three brothers turn around to see the portal open.

Wixel-Rixel, your ban is lifted.

Rixel-Good. You should take these as a precaution.

Rixel gives Pixel the curved katana and Wixel the jagged sword. A blue virus comes out of the portal.

Pixel-Let's see how he likes my sword!

The virus grows an arm and rips the sword in half, and a note falls out of an air pocket.

Pixel-The sword was made of TIN FOIL?!

Rixel-What does the note say?

Pixel-It says "Hahaha. Looks like you got foiled." That's not even a good joke!

Wixel-A little help with this thing's new arm!

Rixel-I'm on it!

The virus slaps Rixel.

Pixel-Oh no...

Wixel-That thing is in for it...

Rixel jumps off screen with the spear to destroy the virus, and explosions, punches, and the spear's buzzing can be heard as flashes of light appear on screen while Pixel and Wixel stare at the carnage.

Rixel-That wasn't so hard.

Razareth comes out of the portal, and the portal closes behind him.

Pixel-Rixel! Do your rage attack on this guy!

Rixel-I can't! I feel too relieved!

Razareth-Not that sorry, but what rage attack?

Pixel- Long story. Now can we please just get this over with?

Razareth-Gladly. No matter what you do, us viruses will win the war.

Rixel-Viruses?

Wixel-Viruses are beings that corrupt code!

Rixel-Let's protect our own code then! Pixel, get behind him. Once Wixel and I pin him down, strike him with the spear!

Pixel-That thing?!

Razareth-Not gonna lie, I'd use a pool noodle over that thing.

Rixel-It's now or never!

Pixel-Fine. If death awaits me it’ll face itself.

Wixel-That’s the spirit…that gets you killed!

Razareth-Wait, you're actually using that thing?

Razareth spawns two arms, and Wixel grabs one hand and sticks his sword in the ground, holding down one arm.

Wixel-Your turn Rixel!

Rixel pulls a katana out of his hat and does Wixel's strategy.

Rixel-He's all yours Pixel!

Pixel turns on the spear and charges at Razareth. An entirely black screen gets a white streak, and Razareth drops dead.

Razareth-Who knew...the spear...

Pixel-That was close...

Money Pixel-And it's recorded on my cellular device that is not made by any name brand-THAT WAS AWESOME!

Wixel-Good, we'll need to get more information on these viruses.

Rixel-And we'll destroy them all...wait is something buzzing?

Pixel-The spear! It turned itself on! Aaaaaagh!

Wixel, Rixel and Money Pixel laugh, and the episode fades into a black background., and then fades into Naalc's HQ.

Naalc-How did our drones do?

Rexla-They failed...If I can get more troops-

Naalc-No...let them think they're winning. I still have the Pixel possessed. I can do anything I please...

A long moment of silence

Naalc-Probably.