The Devil Returns

**The Devil Returns** is the fifth episode of Season 1B of *The Family*, and the fifteenth episode overall. It was released on December 18, 2015 - read it here:

## Main Cast

* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Queen Steph as Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Lentimassu as Lentimassu
* Binkx as Binkx
* Natsu as Natsu
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Oliver as Oliver
* Dodo as Dodo
* Nimbus as Nimbus
* Sally as Sally
* Penny as Penny

## Recurring Cast

* Micayla as Micayla
* Larry as Larry
* Derek as Derek

## Episode

i*nside a*
whale

Criminal: Whats that noise

Steph: What

Bela: What the hell where are the pets

Claire: I dunno

Mandy: I think they didn’t get eaten

Micayla: Thats something I would say

Mandy: Whatever

*BOOM CRASH*
POW MEOW WOOF

Bela: What was that

Criminal: Micayla’s stomach

Micayla: Sorr...

BOOM CRASH POW MEOW WOOF

Criminal: That wasn’t

Bela: AGH

STEPH: AGH

CLAIRE: AGH IM DYING WHERES WINE

*At Home*

Nimbus: Okay I’m back

Sally: Is Penny here to

Nimbus: She was fighting Dodo on a whale I think

Oliver: Dodo is out of hand

Sally: Is it me, or does he look like a Dildo

Binkx: Yes, he does

Natsu: He’s so mean, he calls me fat

Oliver: You are, now carrying on

Binkx: I say we kill Dodo

Natsu: The cats fucking invincible

*The lights*
go down and spotlight shows on a stage

Nimbus: What

*Three*
Rabbits appear

Sky: I’m Sky, whisperer of the birds

Rain: I’m Rain, whisperer of the clouds

Puddles: And I’m Puddles, whisperer of the earth

All of the rabbits: And together we make, The Water cycle

Oliver: No shit

Binkx: The names are clever

Nimbus: They are cute

Sky: Were here to help

Rain: A Cat is wondering

Puddles: He is returning

Sky: He is planning on killing

Rain: Everyone in this house at 10:36 yesterday were eaten by
a whale

Puddles: The whale was robotic

Sky: It was controlled by a cat named Dodo

Rain: He wanted the family out the way

Puddles: So he could kill the pets one by one

Sky: We

Rain: Are

Puddles: Here

Sky: To

Rain: Save

Puddles: You

Sally: Well wheres penny

Penny: HELP HES COMING

*Penny shuts*
the huge door and locks it

Dodo: Doors do shit, I’m coming

*On the*
beach

Derek: This is lovely

Larry: I know

Larry: The only thing that could ruin this is Sky, Rain and Puddles
coming and warning us about a miss

Sky: We need you

Rain: A cat is killing everyone

Puddles: This way

*Derek and*
Larry sigh

*Back at the*
house they are playing hide and seek but its a matter of death

Dodo: Come out, come out wherever you are

Penny: Shit I’m so dead

Dodo: I smell you

Sally: AWAH AWAH AWAH

*Sally*
swings from the Chandelier

Sally: IMM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER, FROM THE
CHANDELIER

*Sally hits*
Dodo and passes him out

Derek: Were here

Larry: The Rabbits sent us

Natsu: There he is

Binkx: He tried to kill us

Oliver: Do something with him

*Back inside*
a whale

Everyone: AGH

*The whale*
is getting sick and Criminal and Bela get puked out

Bela: Get to he house

Criminal: Lets run

*Pets Secret*
headquarters

Larry: Dodo, we have been looking for you

Derek: You have been wanted by us for ages

Dodo: Let me go you ratchet ass hoe

Dodo: Meow bitch

*The*
building blows up

Larry: That bitch

Derek: He’s gone

Sky: You Let Him Go

Rain: Omg

Puddles: Your dead

*At The*
House

Bela: The Cats where are you

Natsu: Dodo was gonna kill us

Binkx: It was scary

Oliver: Luckily Sally knocked him out

Nimbus: But then Rabbits papear

Penny: and a turtle named Derek

Sally: Plus a rat named Larry took him away

*Meow bitch echo’s*
through the house

Criminal: He’s here

Dodo: Go back inside the whale Mexcian slut

Jessica: No help me

Lenti: STOP DODO

Dodo: HOW DID YOU EARTHLINGS GET OUT

Derek: WERE BACK

Dodo: Hahaha lol you fail because you a pleb

Larry: Fuck off

Dodo: Did I just say pleb. Omg

*Dodo: Falls*
off the Chandelier from shock of saying Pleb and splats on the ground

Dodo Quietly: Meow bitch

Larry: He’s gone

Derek: Back to the holiday

Steph: Just in time for to put up the Christmas tree

Mandy: Omg Cool

Claire: Can we buy wine?

Micayla: Omg

Steph: LETS GO

Criminal: Lol

Steph: What

Criminal: Lol

Bela: SHUT DE HELL UP

Criminal: k