All Hail King Julian Exiled theme song

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**All Hail King Julien Exiled theme song** is a theme song from All Hail King Julian: Exiled.

## Lyrics

### Regular version

#### Episode one (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Hold onto your booties, kids. I got something new for you.
There was a king named Julian
Whose kingdom all did hail
Until he lost his crown
And his peeps were put in jail
By an evil dude named Koto
Causing Julian and Maurice to flee
Clover's hiding out with Sage
And Mort sacrificed his freedom on the way
Now Julian's lost at sea
**[Mort (spoken offscreen)]**
Hey, King Julian, they took your "king" away!
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Quiet, Mort. Chapter one.
### Episode 2 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Check this, home slice
Julian's lost at sea
Heading for an unknown isle
As Koto sits upon the throne
Ruling with an evil smile
Clover's on an epic quest
To save the kingdom, she will not rest
While Mort struggles to avenge the feet
His hopes for rescue are looking bleak
And Ted was wearing a dress
**[Ted (spoken offscreen)]**
I was cold!
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter two.
### Episode 3 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Hold up! This is cray-cray.
The sirens captured Julian
To make him food for a tentacle
While Koto works his interns
Who prey for a miracle
And Clover tried to train a hawk
The guru's mountain too far to walk
Mort's worked his way inside the throne
By tickling Koto's funny bone
And Pancho's got bad breath!

**[Pancho (spoken offscreen)]**
It's a medical condition
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter tres.
### Episode 4 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Whoa, you got to hear this
Julian survived the tentacle beast
With an assist from Snake
Who was the man inside Ted's head
And helped them all escape
Mort befriended Zora
After one magical night
Clover trained with Jarsh-Jarsh
Who treated her with all kinds of spite
And barfed mud everywhere 'cause that's what he does!
**[Jarsh-Jarsh (spoken offscreen)]**
Jarsh-Jarsh! [barfs]
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Numero four.
### Episode 5 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Lots of crazy stuff happenin'!
Julian and the boys
Went down in a big submarine
And bravely fought off sharks
But turns out they weren’t mean
Clover and Sage found a map
To lead to their destiny
Mort produced a play
To set the captives free
And Brodney was the lead!
**[Brodney (spoken offscreen)]**
Make up gives me eczema.
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter cinque.
### Episode 6 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Now where were we?
In order to get an army
King Julian helped some sharks
Saving them from dolphins
Who tried to sell them to oligarch
Clover and Sage went on a quest
To pass Jarsh-Jarsh's ultimate test
Mort ran away without a prayer
He found a hideout in Xixi's timeshare
And Butterfish is looking for dinner
**[Butterfish (spoken offscreen)]**
I'm hungry, baby. Got any chimichangas?
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter Shest'.
### Episode 7 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Stop the dancing and listen up.
Julian was on an island
Filled with Russian chimps
To get them as his army
He helped them build a blimp
Clover got sucked into a cult
And lost her way as a result
Mort searched for a place to hide
But Timo wouldn't let him inside
And Stanislav wants to go home
**[Stanislav (spoken offscreen)]**
Mother...
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter siem.
### Episode 8 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Check it, my peeps.
Julian had his army
Until Pancho ratted him out
They had to escape on a lifeboat
Their survival is in doubt
Mort deactivated Mom-Bot
By squeezing into her head
While Clover de-programmed the cult
Before Sage ended up dead
And Pam kicked Clover's butt
**[Clover (spoken offscreen)]**
It was one time!
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter Ocho.
### Episode 9 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Wait, what happened last time?
Julian went undercover
To get into gladiator school
He wore a clever costume that had the other foosa fooled
Clover and Sage, their minds bewitched
Woke up with their bodies switched
Mort went to find his old friend Hans
Whose jealous wife had other plans
And Mom-Bot made some cookies!
**[Mom-Bot (spoken offscreen)]**
They were hamantashchens!
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter Tesha!
### Episode 10 (Regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) So this is the haps
Julian and Maurice fought Thrax as the crowd held their breath
Although they were victorious
Maurice may have fallen to his death
Sage and Clover found a lunchbox of time
To save Koto from his life of crime
Smart Mort learned to accept his big brain
And journeyed to a new dimensional plane
And Sugarbottoms freed some snails!
**[Ted (spoken offscreen)]**
Hit the snail trail, little buddies!
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter Dix.
### Episode 11 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) Whaddup? here we go!
As Julian searched for Maurice
He ended up in Frankrila
On trial for his life in a veggie court of law
Mort got himself an army
After defeating Morticus Khan
Maurice became the chosen one
To lead the bells to a new dawn
And the bell people are actually snails
**[French Chef (spoken offscreen)]**
[laughs] Sacre bleu! Where is the garlic butter?
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter Elva.
**[French Chef (spoken offscreen)]**
[Yodles]
### Episode 12 (regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) It's about to get real.
The journey is almost over
King Julian returned home
But he failed to assassinate Koto
So to his throne, he said Shalom (That's Hebrew for "Goodbye".)
Without his coffee, Mort was inclined
To seek out Smart Mort inside his mind
Koto proposed and Clover had to agree
In hopes of setting the prisoners free
And Grammy Mort went down the well!
**[Grammy Mort (spoken offscreen)]**
Mm. That's where the secrets are. [chuckles]
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
Chapter doisprezece.
### Episode 13 (Regular version)

**[King Julian]**
(spoken) It all comes down to this.
In honor of Koto's wedding
Julian was about to die
Then Clover activated Sage
And the Mort Hoard fell from the sky
A bunch of crazy stuff happened
You wouldn't believe it if we told you
There's snails and bells and space monkeys
The war of the beasts had come true
And the great Jingle Jangle was dissolved by salt
[Great Jingle Jangle screams]

**[Ted (spoken offscreen)]**
[chuckles] Sorry.
**[King Julian (spoken, offscreen)]**
The final chaper!