Blood is Thicker Than Gold

**Blood is Thicker Than Gold** is the unit audio drama that was released alongside **Obey Me! The Album 2 - Mini** on January 16, 2023. It features Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor.

## Dialogue

### English Translation

**Lucifer:** Mammon... this is your last chance. I'll count from five.

5...

4...

3...

Where do you think you're going?! Stop fooling around... Give me back the money you borrowed! Stop!

**Mammon:** I'm not runnin'! I'm just goin' to get the money! It's in this room over here!

**Lucifer:** Stop lying!

**Mammon:** Here you go. 30,000 Grimm.

**Lucifer:** You actually returned it...

**Mammon:** See? I told you I would!

**Lucifer:** I can sense some strange power here...

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** What is going on...? Why am I standing in front of myself...? Is this...Mammon's body?

**Mammon (In Lucifer's Body):** I'm Mammon but Mammon's right in front of me. And Mammon's become Lucifer!

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** Don't tell me...I switched bodies with Mammon?!

**Mammon (In Lucifer's Body):** Looks like it, Champ.

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** Stop playing dumb, Mammon. Or should I say Lucifer. You set this up, didn't you?

**Mammon (In Lucifer's Body):** Oh, would ya look at this? This magic rug makes people switch bodies with each other!

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** This guy...

**Mammon (In Lucifer's Body):** So that means that the 30,000 Grimm Lucifer was holding...is mine! I guess I'll take a trip to the casino, then!

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** Wait, that's my money!

**Mammon (In Lucifer's Body):** Yours? I don't think so. This is Lucifer's money.

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** Ah, well...

**Mammon (In Lucifer's Body):** I'll be off to the casino then!

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** Absolutely not! Give that back!

**Mammon (In Lucifer's Body):** Like I said, if I give it to ya, it would become Mammon's money. Weren't ya the one houndin' Mammon to give it back?

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** Of all the times to start using his brain...

**Leviathan:** What's going on here? I can't focus on my game.

**Mammon (In Lucifer's Body):** Ah, Levi, don't enter the room!

**Levi:** Huh? Why?

**Levi (In Lucifer's Body):** What? It's me. I'm standing in front of myself. Wait, what is this? Some kind of doppelganger? Ah! I'm Lucifer?!

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** Leviathan is in my body now, it seems. And I am still in Mammon's.

**Mammon (In Levi's Body):** So that means I'm in Levi's body now...

**Levi (In Lucifer's Body):** What's this money in my hand?

**Mammon (In Levi's Body):** Wait! That's my money!

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** No, it's mine! Levi that looks like me! That's Lucifer's... That's my money.

**Levi (In Lucifer's Body):** So that means... It's my money?

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body) & Mammon (In Levi's Body):** Huh?!

**Levi (In Lucifer's Body):** Since I'm holding the money in Lucifer's body, that means that I am its rightful owner, right?

**Mammon (In Levi's Body):** The heck kind of reasonin' is that?!

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** You said that exact thing too!

**Levi (In Lucifer's Body):** Great! I can use this to buy that new Ruri-chan figure!

**Asmodeus:** Who used my shampoo without asking?!

**Lucifer (In Mammon's Body):** Wait, Asmodeus! No!

**Asmo:** What's going on?!

**Asmo (In Lucifer's Body):** I'm standing in front of me. How beautiful... No, wait... I'm...Lucifer now. That means someone else is me. I'm so jealous. It must be nice being me. Hm? What's this in my hand? Money? Well, this is quite fortunate! It's my money now!

**Lucifer (In Levi's Body):** That was quick! Wait, who am I now? Levi, huh?

**Mammon (In Asmo's Body):** Dammit! That's my money!

**Asmo (In Lucifer's Body):** Ah, Mammon, you're in my body! Good for you!

**Beelzebub:** I can't find the devil mayonnaise. Anyone seen it?

**Mammon (In Asmo's Body):** Oh no! Beel!

**Beel:** Huh? What's happening?

**Beel (In Lucifer's Body):** How did I change into Lucifer...? Nice, 30,000 Grimm!

**Mammon(In Levi's Body):** How did he figure it out so fast?!

**Belphegor:** Wait, that money...

**Levi (In Asmo's Body):** Belphie!

**Belphie (In Lucifer's Body):** ...Is mine!

**Lucifer(In Asmo's Body):** Not you too, Belphie...

**Mammon (In Beel's Body):** People are just takin' advantage of it now!

**Satan:** Where of where is a case that needs solving?

**Asmo (In Belphie's Body):** Satan!

**Satan:** What's that noise?! A case?!

**Satan (In Lucifer's Body):** I... Turned into Lucifer?! I won't stand for this! Whoa!!! 30,000 Grimm!

**Levi (In Beel's Body):** He's both angry and happy at the same time!

**Satan (In Lucifer's Body):** Dang it! I'll just have to spend this 30,000 Grimm in this crappy body!

**Beel (In Asmo's Body):** Whoa, Lucifer's going crazy.

**Lucifer (In Belphie's Body):** No, that's not me. It's Satan.

**Beel (In Asmo's Body):** Oh, I see. Wait, who am I now?

**Levi (In Beel's Body):** How should I know?!

**Asmo (In Levi's Body):** I want my amazingly beautiful body back!

**Belphie (In Mammon's Body):** Someone do something!

**Satan (In Lucifer's Body):** Dammit! Will I have to live like this for the rest of my life?!

**Lucifer (In Belphie's Body):** What if we just left the room?

**Beel (In Asmo's Body):** Oh...

**Levi (In Beel's Body):** That's actually a good point.

**Asmo (In Levi's Body):** Nice deduction... Um.. Who're you again?