Orlando Kincaid

> I knew this emergency pirate disguise would come in handy one day.
>
> - Orlando, while in the middle of robbing a sad old man

Orlando Kincaid is the self-proclaimed "Greatest Supervillain of All Time" and often considered the "proper" principal of Budo-ga Oka Middle & High School . He is a free-spirited young man obsessed with "evil" and "villainy" and tries to guide other people towards being "villains" as well. He is a Stand user and wields the venomous Chumbawamba.

## History

Before arriving in Morioh, Orlando joined the Abraham Institute, a mysterious and probably evil organization, who sent him to Morioh for some unknown purpose. Orlando spent most of his time early on doing things related to this goal, such as investigating Stand usage and trying to recruit more members, but eventually strayed away from these things as he presumably got bored of it, instead deciding to join the Morioh Magical Girls and going on vacation to visit his not-yet-girlfriend, Murph Indianapolis. On this trip, he accidentally swapped luggage with Ichiro Kenshi.

Orlando eventually decided to make himself the principal of Budo-ga Oka Middle & High School, sending the previous principal on vacation and taking his spot. During this time, his only real challenge to the position was Taiana Seiryu's attempts to vanquish him for his villainous deeds, whatever those were.

### Jacian Arc

Orlando ended up being a major character during the Jacian Arc along with the rest of the Budo-ga Oka Student Council, helping investigate Jacian's disappearance, including finding and confiscating his Divine Decree blade. After discussing with Suzu Ninomiya and Myojo Aikyo, the three of them eventually located Jacian, who was going through a mental breakdown, and Orlando had the idea to make him feel better by taking him to Chuck E. Cheese's. Later on, Orlando was kidnapped by Natalio Roi to draw out Jacian into a confrontation, but unable to accept that he was not the main character, Orlando ambushed Natalio during the fight using Jacian's sword. This resulted in him being knocked unconscious and thrown in a dumpster where he was found by Riyumi Taikai and Hinako Akumu.

### Foolishman Arc

Orlando is one of the protagonists of the Foolishman arc. After being defeated by Ichiro in single combat, Riyumi and Hinako abducted the two of them and hid them in some currently unknown location.

## Abilities

### Stand

Orlando's Stand is Chumbawamba, a sentient, metallic worm-thing with the ability to produce a venomous purple liquid. Touching this liquid will cause it to seep into your body, creating a neon-colored rash. It has been stated that if enough of this venom enters a person's body, they will begin to freeze from the inside out, but Orlando has never been shown using this power as of yet.

Chumbawamba is a sentient Stand with a personality similar to a friendly dog. It cannot speak, but it is apparently able to communicate by typing.

### Charisma

Orlando's uncanny ability to be aggressively likeable makes him a very difficult person to go against. When he first established himself as the principal of Budo-ga Oka, he was met with very little actual resistance from any of the students or faculty. He has been shown to be unfazed by threats or put-downs, as seen when dealing with Marya and Darius Brando, and can often bluff his way through situations easily when no one questions his evidence or reasoning for a specific point.

### Meta Abilities

Orlando appears to be capable of interfacing with aspects of the blogs that other characters normally wouldn't be able to, namely the ability to become an Anon and send Magic Anons, which he originally used to create the Orlandoverse.

## Relationships

### Murph

Murph is Orlando's childhood friend and love interest, though they haven't yet made it "official". Orlando's flighty and occasionally secretive personality has made it difficult for either of them to actually commit to anything despite the fact that Murph knows Orlando better than anyone already. Orlando's least favorite part of his current lifestyle is disappointing Murph, but in the future he's looking to change that.

### Budo-ga Oka Student Council

#### Myojo

Orlando and Myojo seem to be on good terms, although Orlando probably interacts with him the least out of the Student Council's members. Myojo seems to be the most encouraging and enthusiastic of Orlando's outlandish ideas, but also doesn't follow him blindly - during the Jacian arc, Myojo chewed him out for his heartless behavior, which Orlando didn't deny and tried to express remorse for his attitude.

#### Suzu

Suzu originally met Orlando before he became the principal as her first villain she fought as a magical girl. Fitting the pattern appropriately, Suzu, Shiho and Nozomi defeated him with the power of friendship, and he pretended to redeem himself before taking over her school. Nonetheless, Suzu and Orlando eventually developed a mutual understanding of each other that allows them to be friends despite their conflicting attitudes towards "evil". Orlando seems to be encouraging of Suzu's desire to become stronger and has expressed support for her during the various shitty situations she endured in the midst of the Jacian Arc.

### Garner

Orlando often expresses support towards Garner's troubles, but has difficulties offering her meaningful advice and help. When Garner first transferred to Budo-ga Oka, Orlando expressed sympathy and support for her predicament and tried to inform her of the situation, but noticeably failed to offer any help controlling her powers, saying it wasn't something he specialized in. However, he did give her implicit authority to engage in vigilante justice against Ariana. Overall, Orlando tries to avoid giving Garner direct advice, which clashes with her unassertive nature and bungles what would otherwise be a great villain/henchwoman relationship.

### Bones

While Bones and Orlando have not interacted directly very often, their relationship has been previously discussed off-blog. The two of them are almost friendly rivals of a sort, with many mutual interests and goals but different methodologies that make it difficult for them to truly get along. Despite this, Orlando understands that Bones is often misunderstood and honestly appreciates their contributions to the school and Morioh as a whole. Still, Bones is one of the few people who is consistently able to get under Orlando's skin, and it's difficult for someone normally so unflappable not to be somewhat wary of that.

### Friends

It is notoriously difficult to tell who Orlando considers a friend due to his attitude being friendly towards almost everybody, but some people he has seemed to have consistent positive interactions include Muse and Draco Brando.

### Acquaintances

Other characters Orlando has interacted with, but not in a consistent or particularly friendly/unfriendly way, include Eijiro Otoishi, Arden Presley, Darius Brando, Nana Hinata, Diran Sato, and Itachi Kuro.

### Rivals/Enemies

Riyumi and Hinako have done their fair share to cause Orlando trouble, but Orlando has only openly voiced distaste for a few people: Ariana, partially because "mind control freaks [him] out", and Natalio, whose Stand ability he found irritating and to whom he said, "I hope Jacian throws you in a volcano". He also finds Nozomi Hagiwara terrifying.

## Trivia

* Orlando is exactly the same in every alternate universe.
* Orlando's sport of choice is swimming.
* Orlando's "time" seems to be ambiguous - although the generally accepted canon is that the events of Morioh-related shenanigans take place around 2002, Orlando makes references to several games that wouldn't be released until a few years later, including Psychonauts and Sly 3.
* Orlando thinks dolphins are gross and scary.
* Orlando and Murph's names are references to Pokemon Ranger characters; Murph is named after the Ranger Union's PR representative, and Orlando's last name comes from Kincaid, the second-in-command of Team Dim Sun.