Carbon's Ashes

Carbon's Ashes is an episode of the first season of Cerbie's Ashes. It is the first episode to introduce Cerbie's arch-foe, Carbon. Unless of course you include Cerbie Road, which uses several recolored Carbons. In this episode, Cerbie meets a brand new person with a funny name, who fools Cerbie into believing she is a friend, though she is in reality a Lunartic bent on turning her into hotdogs and selling them at the baseball game.

## Plot

This episode starts with Robby in the kitchen, summoning Hoagert, a brand new cuisine invented by him known as a Hoagible. Carl Twine then comes into the room to ask Steven for some Shampooing, and slips on some hover cream Robby pasted on the floor for safe keeping. Because of its properties, however, Twine is saved from eternal backpain and instead hovered above the ground on his back. Swanson, however, was quite sad, and decided to weep over his unfinished Hoagible because Carl had just used up all of the final ingredient. Carl Twine then left the room so not to be incinerated by Robby's eye lasers, which are known for being fired when he is upset (as related in Inhaled Helium). Just then, Susie was sniping around in the ventilation system of the Medium Sized Dipper, talking with the Lungvarmin in the Internal Language when all of a sudden she heard sounds of immense pain. These were being made by Steven Chile, whose ear had just been pierced accidentally. Right then, Cerbie rolled in, and asked if someone had died that she could eat them. There was so much action going on, and Robby was trying not to raise his head so that his eyes wouldn't burn more holes through peoples' body parts. Susie was sad to see Robby crying lasers so much, and decided to send Cerbie to get some more hover cream so that Robby could eat his cuisine. She originally wanted to do it herself, but Carl, still hovering above the floor, said to send Cerbie because she looked like she wanted to eat him.

Once Cerbie arrived at the Bassco Ubermarkt, she saw that there were millions of Aisles and immediately gave up. She sat, blubbering in the bat food section for nineteen whole minutes, until she was greeted by Carbon, who was smiling for some reason. Carbon asked her what was wrong, and upon learning that Cerbie couldn't find any hover cream, she handed Cerbie some, who was very happy. Cerbie then proceeded to get horribly distracted from her mission, and went to Carbon's house to eat some whale cheetos. Once the two arrived Carbon presented Cerbie with a massive selection of intergalactic flavors of Whale Cheetos, including Khelvesian Onion, all the way from the Khelvesian Union, Carbon's home area. Carbon then proceeded to do some Khelvesian breakdancing, and Cerbie told her that she was almost at good as Carl. After absorbing all 97.5 flavors, Cerbie let out a massive belch, resulting in Carbon asking Cerbie if there is anything else she would like to eat, to which she responded 5000 gallons of pee soup. Carbon, however really hated pee soup, and said she wanted it to die. She then revealed to Cerbie that she really wanted to kill her and turn her into hotdogs. Carbon, grabbing her gun, told Cerbie, "good-bye, friend", which amazed Cerbie, as Carl once told her she would never ever meet any new friends because of her obesity. Cerbie then ran back to the Century Eagle to tell Carl the good news, and accidentally avoided getting slaughtered by the murderous Carbon. She, however, accidentally left the Hover cream there and went to get it back, as Robby had already pierced Steven's other ear.

When Cerbie went there the second time, she met 5000 bullets from Carbon's wide array of weapons, all of which she ate, using dyson power. After Carbon said she wanted Cerbie dead, Cerbie started to suspect her new friend for some reason, and rolled back to the ship, hover cream in tow. Unfortunately, she got back three days late, as when she arrived Robby and Susie hat already been kidnapped by Carbon, who took them to the top of the Beanpaste building. She also left and random note and a ransom note, telling Cerbie to go to the building at a "specific date and time", and sacrifice herself, otherwise her friends would be thrown off. They then decided to rat on her to the authorities, telling sherriff Bosko that the person on the roof with the two hostages was a bad person. Surprised at this, the sherriff went to arrest Carbon at once, but was temporarily crushed by a falling banana peel, from the snack that Carbon let Susie eat. Cerbie then proceeded to go to Chubmann's Heliumery and inhaled helium to fly to the top of the building, where she was popped by Carbon's bullet. Thinking she was doomed, Cerbie proceeded to give Carbon back the hover cream from earlier, which Susie then took from Carbon and gave to Robby. Luckily, she ate Carbon's gun before falling on Bosko and surviving. As Robby recieved the missing ingredient, he rejoiced greatly and he and Susie went in to hug Carbon, which she didn't like, so she jumped off the ledge, which was kind of pointless, as the two were tied up and couldn't actually hug her anyway.