Great Toledo Horse Room

Seinfeld Starer (The Basement)

Splitting Headache Crab (The Basement)

The Great Toledo Horse Room - otherwise known as the Great Toledo Underground or the Great Toledo Tunnels - is a location underneath the Great City of Toledo.

## Specifics

The Great Toledo Horse Room - unlike what its name suggests - isn't exactly a room. The name came from the first room that explorers found. Upon entering into the Great Toledo Horse Room, visitors found the titular room.

### Amphitheatre of Horse

This room - dubbed the Amphitheatre of Horse - is huge. Scans of the Great Toledo Horse Room find that it should stretch out of the underground of Toledo and tower over it. If one were to journey from the floor to the roof of the Amphitheatre of Horse they would undoubtedly die of old age before they reached the roof. In fact they would only be 1/1000000th of the way up when they died.

The Amphitheatre of Horse is structured similarly to an apartment - with rooms built on the walls. Every single room has one (1) horse within it. Most of them are within the walls of their rooms, however, a few are free from their confinement and prance around the floor of the Amphitheatre.

There are elevators within the Amphitheatre of Horse. Those who entered into the elevators reported that every surface of the elevators (except for the floor) is covered in buttons. None of the buttons are labeled. Random pressing revealed several unique rooms with the Great Toledo Horse Room.

Most visitors to the Great Toledo Horse Room stay within the Amphitheatre of Horse. They report that it is peaceful. A market for the horses has started - with an equal flow of horses being maintained.

### The Tunnels

During one trip to the elevators of the Amphitheatre of Horse, one unlucky man (who remains unnamed) managed to press the button within the left most corner of the elevator. Instead of the elevator going up, it descended rapidly. Once the elevator doors opened, the Tunnels were revealed.

Scans of the Tunnels show them to be as long as the Amphitheatre is wide. There are several hundred tunnels - each one with three rooms in it (two on the walls and one at the end). Not all rooms of the tunnels have been explored but most of them have.

### The Basement

Once the first explorer of the Tunnels walked through the first tunnel he found (later dubbed the Main Tunnel). This tunnel eventually lead to a large door. Upon opening the door, the explorer was attacked by a Marsh Baby - a more aggressive class of Bog Baby (although some argue they are exactly the same because Bog Babies are naturally hateful, wretched creatures). The main difference between the two is that Marsh Babies only feel *rage*). Once he was able to fight off the Marsh Baby, the explorer discovered the Basement.

The Basement is half the size of the Amphitheatre. Broken technology, shattered hopes and dreams, and stale air fill the Basement. Those that enter report dread. And a feeling of being stared at.

This comes from the Seinfeld Starer - who lives in the Basement. Somewhat aggressive, the Starer takes out his anger through staring. This staring actually deals damage. After several hours of staring, those that the Starer stares at will spontaneously combust. The Seinfeld Starer is related to the Seinfeld Screamer.

Other creatures in the Basement include the rare Splitting Headache Crab and a nest of Marsh Babies.