Mooseyland

## Economy

### Major exports

Antimony Pentafluoride, Tetraxenonogold(II), Pentaborane (9),Chlorine Pentafluoride,2-fluoro-2,2-di(fluoramethyl)-2-stiba-1,3-difluorapropane

## Foreign relations

### Major enemies

Democratic Dictatorship of the Kingdom of the Antarctic Territories

### Major conflicts

the war of Tuesday

**Mooseyland**, also known as **The place over there, no, a bit to the left, your other left, no, the other other left, why are you so bad at this** and **Mooooseyland**, is a nation located a bit north of the north pole on earth.

## Government

According to the substitution of Mooseyland, Regress holds the power to burn the capital city to the ground at any time, should at least 1/3 of the members of Écoutiament, the fourty-third house of Regress, vote for it. The government has a President, a Prime Minister, a Composite Minister, and a Hotel of Lords. Each of these equally powerful executive entities administers a local region. The president controls the provinces of Timothy's house and To Wyom. The Prime Minister controls the province of Dolfins and Sperm Wales, and resides over Écoutiament. The Composite minister is in charge of no provinces directly, but does control any city blocks which contain churches, cathedrals, or mosques, and also is in charge of all space within birdhouses. He resides beneath Écoutiament. The Hotel of Lords is a large amount of lords which control smaller areas. Amongst the areas they rule include the Industrial Quarter and the Religious three-sevenths. The president is chosen by a Borda Count in which all residents rank all the others in order; if the president-elect fails to accept their office, they are promptly beheaded and the next-most-popular candidate is chosen (unless they also decline, in which case their nearest living relative is chosen). The Prime Minister is elected via a complicated algorithm in which every district does three approval voting rounds for (respectively) the candidates, which other district ought to be the one whose prime minister approval vote is the one which decides the prime minister, and which other other district ought to be the one whose district-deciding-prime-minister approval vote is the one which decides which district decides the prime minister. The Composite Minister is chosen via a Catch tournament between eight random members of the Hotel of Lords (any rare surviving losers are promptly executed). If the last two players both die playing against each other, which happens reasonably frequently, another group of eight Lords is chosen, until the nation runs out of Lords. Due to the fatality rate of Catch, several groups of eight lords are often needed to gain a Composite Minister. Any remaining population of the Hotel of Lords is term-limited out, and a new Hotel of Lords is chosen via election by their constituencies. Runners-up for these elections, along with the current richest citizen of Mooseyland, are fined for all their assets (for "being losers" and "not sharing") and left to starve out on the streets, to pay for the enormous price of the elections. Elections happen once every three years and a half and on prime-numbered years.

The Federal Watchmaker of Mooseyland is charged with keeping the Time Being under control. The Federal Phone of Mooseyland is charged with a phone charger.

### The Extent to which Progressive Reformers Fostered Political Change

Recent Lords are demanding "Sanity" in the Governmental system, declaring it "Completely and unequivocally utter cookie hexagon salad". However, the current Composite Minister, Prime minister, and President are not acting on this. Nonetheless, the Progressive Lords have nonetheless made changes in their regional provinces to improve quality of life and improve access to voting.

## Amoba

*Full article: Amoba (tax)*

Mooseyland has a unique agreement with Spain, which states that under the Amoba tax, ∰§13.1+2i.72.sv du dv dz, all the tribes in Spain must pay 0.1% of their income as a tax to Mooseyland. This is a highly controversial tax.

## War

Following The war of Tuesday, Mooseyland has been in a perpetual state of war with the Democratic Dictatorship of the Kingdom of the Antarctic Territories.

## Economy

Mooseyland's economy is largely industrial and primarily produces Antimony Pentafluoride and Tetraxenon Gold. It has a reasonably large GDP due to a large demand for these products in the Spider Accelerator industry, as Tetraxenon Gold is used for some components in some of the fastest, most efficient Spider Accelerators, based on the Tetraxenonogold Crystalline Accelerator. The official currency of Mooseyland is the joule-tesla-tungsten price-osmium density-acre per weber-pascal.

## Environment

Due to industrial accidents, some areas of Mooseyland are rendered uninhabitable due to Fluoroantimonic Acid spills. Despite recent activism, the President, Composite minister, and Prime minister all have failed to make any action on this. However, the Hotel of Lords contains several lords, most notably Lord Timmy mcTimmyface who have endorsed more progressive policies and devoted their local funding to cleaning up the spills and other environmental damage in their local areas. George Silt, upon coming to mcTimmyface's province, Docktown, noted that "the rainbows, unicorns, benign games, and bright blue sunny sky contrasted the blackened smoky skies, perpetual night, games of catch, and wasted environment of the surrounding areas".

## Foʀeign Policy

Mooseyland has a constant state of war with the Democratic Dictatorship of the Kingdom of the Antarctic Territories. Additionally, it has a shaky relationship with Spain, whose recent presidents denounce the Amoba tax, saying that the various tribes of Spain do not deserve to pay a tax to a nation they are not and have never been a part of.

## Domestic Policy

Oddly, Mooseyland has no laws establishing holidays in subregions of it where God has given a divine revelation. It is one of the few nations which has no such law.

## Olympics

Mooseyland is a newcomer to the Olympics, yet enjoys some success in them, most notably in Surviving, where it has achieved three gold medals, in B̵̢̬̘͙͇̲͔̱̅͝i̶̢̘̰̘͎͊̍͐̍̐͝l̵̢̡̪̫̍̔̌l̶̨̛̹̦̻̮̯̥̠̩̇̏̄́̐̚͝į̵̟̥̖̫̼̹̔̎͐̽̓̋̈́͘͠ä̴̛́̍ͅr̵̝̯͕̹̰̊͛̌̅̈́̐͛̀̓ḑ̴̙͎͉̯̗̃̓͊̚ŝ̶͔̈́̔̚͝, where it earned two Thallium medals and a Diborane medal, in Aerial Toy Distribution, where it received a Silver medal, in Ring Toss, where it received a cobalt medal and an M2 High Speed Steel medal, and most notably Piano Reciting, where it soundly defeated many of its opponents (the contestants having practiced pieces by Moosey) and received one of the two Fluoroantimonic medals yet awarded.

## See Also

* List of Mooseyland-Related Controversies
	+ List of Mooseyland Election Fine Evasion Scandals by Year
		- List of Election Fine Evasion Scandals involving Bill Walls Avoiding Election Fines by Year
			* List of Election Fine Evasion Scandals involving Bill Walls Avoiding Election Fines in the year 2017
				+ List of Election Fine Evasion Scandals involving Bill Walls Avoiding Election Fines on the date June 32, 2017, at about noon or so
					- List of Election Fine Evasion Scandals involving Bill Walls Avoiding Election Fines by convincing Écoutiament to burn the capital city to the ground on the date June 32, 2017, at about noon or so
	+ Postsident Drahcir Noxin Morally Corrupt Nation Rant Controversy
	+ List of controversies pertaining to the classification of Mooseyland-related controversies
		- List of controversies pertaining to the classification of Mooseyland-related controversies involving Bill Walls
* Fluoroantimonic Acid Industrial Economy
* List of Assassinated Mooseyland Officials
	+ Jimmy Fjordbank
		- List of Failed Jimmy Fjordbank Assassination Attempts
		- List of Succeeded Jimmy Fjordbank Assassinations
			* Prime Minister Jimmy Fjordbank Cheese Wheel Incident
			* Prime Minister Jimmy Fjordbank Wrecking Ball Incident
	+ T. Fat Taft
* List of Ukranian Foreign Policy Controversies
* List of Houses of Regress (Mooseyland)
* Cack
* Bill Walls
* Speed Arson: A Comprehensive Guide (book)

## Notes

1. ↑ Mooseyland operates under a quadringenticameral system
2. ↑ This has only happened once: in one truly unfortunate season, all the Lords died in Catch, and the nation had no Composite Minister.
3. ↑ In fact, they haven't made any comment at all, and some people think they died immediately upon entering office