The Crimes of Tomar

Joshua Tomar may be known as a really cool dude, he's known for punching/assaulting his fans. This is confirmed further from both the OneyPlays comment sections and users at r/OneyPlays, as they open up about their awful experiences with Tomar.

* "Tomamoto makes cool stuff but he's known to punch/assault his own fans. Someone asked for an autograph and he went ape and sat on their chest and was punching their head back and forth and slamming it against the concrete floor until their head leaked a bright red froth."
* "10 years ago I saw Tomar fleeing the demiurge's reality temple bragging loudly about creating a parallel universe in which he stopped 9/11 in order to carry out the attacks himself."
* "Tomar's teeth are laced with rot and bacteria and there's an infamous incident at Magfest where he was biting random people in a large crowd and disappearing into the crowd before he could be caught. The people who were bit all later either died or had to have their bitten limbs amputated. It was a tragedy known as the Bite of Tomar Magfest in 2013"
* "I met Tomar once, he bit off all of the fingers on my right hand and stapled them to the top of his head. He then ran around my home proclaiming himself to be a rooster and that he was "yearning for a hen". All in all, pretty cool experience."
* Zach claims that he saw Tomar floating in the lazy river at a water park, where Tomar proceeded to vomit all over his own belly. This is the moment Zach knew that he and Tomar would become good friends.
* "I once brought fake emeralds from a store to show it to Tomar, and act like I had one of his emeralds as a joke. But he pulled a gun out of his pocket and aimed it at me, and threatened to kill me and everyone I loved if I didn’t returned it back from where it came from."
* "I remember seeing Tomar at Target once. I don't know what he was looking for, but when some poor employee asked him if he needed help he just snapped. He grabbed the employee, and smashed him against the case. He grabbed every game in that case, and walked away, but some poor fools from security tried to stop him. His jaws unhinged, and he swallowed one man whole, and the other tried to stop him, but Tomar just grabbed the poor man, and walked out. I saw this four years ago, and his in fear of him finding me. But i have to wonder why he took the other guard with him?"
* "To me Tomar's worst crime by far is how he convinced Jaxxy through years of gaslighting and psychological torture that she only exists in his imagination."
* "I tried to say hi to Tomar once, but he proceeded to sneeze into my mouth and said "Actions speak louder than words". He then gave me an encouraging pat on the back and walked off with a smile."
* "Tomar literally showed up to my piano recital and laughed instead of clapping at every song. Kind of rude I guess."
* "I receive about 45 twitter dm's every hour from tomar ever since I said that Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide wasn't that memorable of a show."
* "One time I was just out walking my dog and Tomar ran up to me and fell on the ground yelling "He bit me! He bit meeeee!" then cops came and shot my dog. as I was slumped over crying over my dog he whispered in my ear "Sidewalks are for me only.""
* "I met Tomar at a con and asked him for an autograph, as I am a big fan of his. He then proceeded to hand me a photograph of me sleeping in my bed, and told me not to bother him again."
* "I heard whenever Tomar sees a veteran he throws fire crackers at them to try and trigger their ptsd."
* "Tomar punched me in the back of the head at Pax out of nowhere and instantly knocked me out. I woke up tied to a chair forced to marathon the entirety of the Angry Video Game Nerd's channel, with my nose and forehead profusely bleeding. When I told the police, they took him in for questioning right away. He answered every question with "I am not particularly prude about being naked in public" and they let him off with a warning. He's still force feeding AVGN to innocent gamers to this day."
* "Tomar once called my number. I could tell it was him because of my caller ID. But, when I picked up it was just heavy breathing for over 30 minutes."
* "When I was a child my mom hired Tomar to teach me how to swim at the pool, but all he did was push me down beneath the water to the point where I almost drowned, then he would 'save' me at the last second and pretend to be hero, then he would whisper in my ear "who do you think they're going to believe?""
* "Tomar watches hundreds of videos diagnosing him as a psychopath and how he can manipulate people to get what he wants, and now he’s started to open carry a big combat knife with the punisher skull etched into its blade. It’s honestly starting to scare me a little"
* "I remember when I was a little lad walking home from school and I saw Tomar in the middle of the road. He shambled up to me on his seven insect legs and screamed in a monstrous voice. He then proceeded to yell racial slurs at me and dislocate my fingers one at a time. Then he whispered to me to not fall asleep, or else he'd haunt me. I spent four days straight awake in a fright, unable to think or cry or even explain anything to my ever-worried parents. However, I eventually became too tired to function, and as I drifted into unconsciousness, I saw the eldritch Tomar-bomination slinking up to me, a malevolent gaze in his eye. When I woke up, I was in the middle of the Mojave, and I had a huge gash in my midsection. The doctor said that all three of my kidneys were gone."
* "Tomar told me he camps in shooter games to “troll kids”, just like how he does in real life."
* "Tomar broke into my house and began stealing half of my socks. I was scared but managed to ask him why he was only taking half of them. He replied by saying "Only the left ones." I explained to him how there were no "left" socks because they can be worn on either foot. He flew into a rage, kicked my dog 27 times and left with the socks."
* On my first presentation about marketing, which I was pretty passionate about, Joshua Tomar came to my class sat down and effectively proceeded to boo me throughout my presentation and insult my presentation skills, all while my teacher just sat there and watched. After a long and stressful presentation Joshua Tomar stood up and proceeded to exit the room but right before walking out he spit on both of my shoes and stared right into my eyes and said "you're bellow me", I did not even know who this man was at that point, That day class continued as normal and everyone for the rest of the 4 years(of my degree) pretended like this never even happened. That act from Tomar killed my confidence and I only ever spiraled downward in my career from that point on and now i'm an alcoholic, I'm writing this in a starbucks on a I stole laptop from a friend of mine . I am one of the victims of the acts of Joshua Tomar and this is my story. #ActsofTomar"
* "I saw Tomar at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly."
* "I once received an unwarranted email from Tomar containing nothing more than a heavily compressed image of a ham sandwich with the caption underneath reading, “Kosher?” And a time stamp for two hours before I received the email. I then walked to my fridge and found the exact same ham sandwich. I peeled back the slice of loaf atop to find multiple razor blades and a Black Lotus Card hidden in the lettuce. Truly a dangerous individual."
* "Me and a friend ran into Tomar at a con once. Having been a giant JoJo fan my friend told him he loved his acting as Khan in the Part 3 dub, to which Tomar replied with a crazed look “that was not acting”. He then pulled out a katana, beheaded my friend, and proceeded to shout that he would never be defeated twice by the same opponent. Pretty messed up but he signed a poster for me afterwards."
* "One time I was at my barber getting a haircut and Tomar burst through the door. He smashed my barber in the head with a nearby vanity mirror, knocking him unconscious. He took up the barber's clippers and grabbed my shoulder with an ice-cold grip, preventing my escape. He began humming "Do You Know the Muffin Man" as he shaved my entire head. Once finished, he picked up the hair clippings and neatly placed them in his left back pocket. He chuckled and murmured to himself, "Jaxxy will love this." He then spun me around in the barber chair and the next moment he was gone. It was pretty weird to see him in real life, unfortunately I forgot to ask for an autograph."
* "4 years ago, Tomar found my indie game on steam and downvoted it with 12 different accounts and left 5 paragraph essays on why it was bad. Because of the damages he caused to the game, my coworker submitted suicide. At the funeral, Tomar snickered and put an oneyplays pin on the body before we closed the casket. I'll never forgive him."
* "I won an online competition and Joshua Tomar had me go to a enclosed location alone with him, when I asked "where's my prize" Tomar revealed a yellow maniac grin and said "Here's you frickin prize" while taking a huge dump on the ground then he left"
* "One time I was at the gym running on a treadmill and Tomar snuck up behind me, stuck a vintage cowboy revolver to my head, and told me not to stop running until he got bored. I was stuck on that treadmill for three days"
* "Look. Im not accusing tomar of anything. I just thought it was really weird that that woman fell into traffic 3 minutes after tomar went and stood behind her. It was also weird that when i exclaimed how horrible it was to have someone meet their end like that all he would say is "the universe is now balanced, a soul for a soul must be claimed" weird stuff."
* "Hi, I'm an investigative journalist who wishes to remain anonymous. I went to an abandoned insane asylum, which was rumoured to be haunted. I was skeptical at first, since I had debunked many 'hauntings' like this, but I didn't anticipate what I saw. The asylum had this air of uncertainty. It looked like it was once a manor, probably from the late 1800's. The interior felt cold. Ever heard of liminal spaces? It was rather like that. Flickering lights, dysfunctional radiators, the hum of ventilation. However, I tried not to fool myself. As I said, I had already been in these situations, all of them were hoaxes. But, as I was walking the corridors, I kept seeing, at the end of every corner, something slip away. Perhaps, I thought, it was just some prank. Yet, I followed it. I followed this thing around every corner, the lights flickering even more. Eventually, I reached some sort of kitchen. It was dark inside, so I used my torch. There were broken bottles, rusting crockery and smashed plates. The tinge of gas was in the air. Then, my light flickered, and my eyes glimpsed movement yet again, coming into the pantry. I followed it yet again, compelled by curiosity. When I looked inside, I saw countless heads of Joshua Tomar, all decapitated, all laughing at me. In the middle of the pantry, a Joshua Tomar head, on the lap of a body, and it spoke, 'Hello, I am Joshua Tomar. How is your day today?'. I saw the headless body force the head onto its neck, before stitching it up. And the head spoke again, amidst the laughs, 'Sorry about the mess. I will call a cleaner in soon.'. I then bailed out of the place, fearing for my life! It was mortifying to see such a horrific display. It was worse than a nightmare! I can barely sleep without thinking about Joshua Tomar! Everywhere I go, I see Joshua Tomar. I swear, it's almost as if he torments every single day! I wish I stayed home and played Worms."
* "I'm a big fan of Tomar but i find it a bit strange that he has my phone number even though i've never personally met or talked to him beforehand and keeps sending me images of a voodoo doll very similar to my appearance next to places like edges of tall cliffs and bonfires."
* "One time I was at a Coldstone and I saw Tomar there; I went up to tell him what a big fan of Oneyplays I was and he proceeded to stick his fingers in his belly button and sprinkle his belly lint onto my ice cream. He said "Keep the change" and walked out of the building. He then started pretending to talk to a customer on an imaginary earpiece. Pretty cool guy though."