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Pippi

Pippi on November 23, 2016.

**Pippi** is the dog of Matt Farley and Elizabeth Peterson. She is 8 years old, born in 2012. She is most famous for being on album covers with Matt, Most notably the Vinyl only 2016 release *Motern Heartburn* and her role in *Slingshot Cops* (2016).

## Filmography

* *Boston Johnny* (2023) as Pippi
* *Metal Detector Maniac* (2021) as Pippi
* *Heard She Got Married* (2021) as Pippi
* *Slingshot Cops* (2016) as Pippi

## Album covers featuring Pippi

* *Fun With Names Songs, Vol. 16* (November 4, 2013) by The Guy Who Sings Your Name Over and Over
* *You Will Possibly Enjoy These Songs* (November 16, 2013) by Papa Razzi and the Photogs
* *Happy Birthday Songs for Each Day, Vol. 3* (March 14, 2014) by The Best Birthday Song Band Ever
* *Happy Birthday Songs for Each Day, Vol. 4* (March 17, 2014) by The Best Birthday Song Band Ever
* *Not Sure What to Make of This* (March 31, 2014) by The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan
* *Animal Poop Songs* (May 14, 2014) by The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke and Pee
* *It’s Time for People to Know the Truth* (May 23, 2014) by The Singing Animal Lover
* *We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Updated for Modern Food)* (November 24, 2014) by The Motern Media Holiday Singers
* *Animal Poop Songs* (Jan 12, 2015) by The Singing Animal Lover
* *These Are Great! Holiday Songs!* (April 14, 2015) by The Motern Media Holiday Singers
* *These Songs Sound Great!* (June 20, 2015) by Papa Razzi and the Photogs
* *Common Phrases* (Nov 5, 2015) by The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man
* *Motern Heartburn* (April 9, 2016) by *Matt Motern Manly Man*
* *Something Yes Because!* (March 7, 2017) by Papa Razzi and the Photogs
* *Colorado State America Songs* (January 5, 2019) by The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns
* *Important Songs About Washington State Cities Because (May 9, 2020) by The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities And Towns*
The Long Walk Newsletter

**The Long Walk Newsletter** (**TLWN**) was a hand-writen newsletter that Matt Farley used to publish and mail to a small subscriber list.

Started around 2006, it was monthly for many years, and then quarterly for a bit before he decided to end the project around 2021. A 2018 issue reports a circulation of 40 copies.

As the title suggests, the main topic of the newsletter was about going on long walks, which has been a favorite activity of Farley for decades.

Farley would solicit articles for the publication.
Motern Extravaganza VI

***Motern Extravaganza VI*** is the seventh live album by The Motern Manly Band, which was recorded at the sixth Motern Extravaganza held in Rollinsford, New Hampshire on May 14, 2022.

The track listing below is as the song titles appear on the album; some of the titles are shortened or altered from the originally released song.

IN PROGRESS

## Track listing

**All songs marked as "Live".**
 1

1. Hundred Jam 1 (Live) 5:04
2. Taking Care of Each Other (Live) 2:46
3. Proof of Party (Live) 2:30
4. Loring Ave. (Live) 4:32
5. Late Night Fight by the Rock (Live) 4:05
6. Shut up Your Monkey (Live) 1:56
7. Summer Job at Christie's (Live) 2:57
8. Charles Darwin Song (Live) 2:17
9. Timothee Chalamet Tribute Anthem (Live) 1:47
10. Tin Roof Tap Dance (Live) 2:58
11. Oh No! (Live) 2:06
12. Loitering Law (Live) 3:13
13. Hockey! Hockey! Hockey! Punch in the Face! (Live) 2:06
14. When the Beat Gets Settled (Live) 3:01
15. I Forgot What I Was Gonna Say (Live) 2:14
16. Poop in My Fingernails (Live) 2:05
17. The Bleach Song (Live) 3:07
18. The Aliens Spare Earth (For Now) [Live] 4:26
19. Dig In! (Live) 2:03
20. Bucket Seats (Live) 3:16
21. Existential Crisis (Live) 4:19
22. Poop Into a Wormhole (Live) 2:30
23. I Sing on Your Wedding Cake (Live) 2:44
24. Basin / Range (Live) 2:50
25. Gotta Poop, Puke, And Pee (Simultaneously) [Live] 2:50
26. Hold on to What We've Got (Live) 2:58
27. I'm Gonna Write the Great American Novel in a Trailer Park in West Virginia (Live)
28. A Song About Keys (Live) 1:54
29. Picnic (Live) 4:14
30. Pickle Sandwich (Live) 1:35
31. Believe in the Power of the Mothman (Live) 2:32
32. I Tell You What (Live) 3:25
33. My Goldfish Dead (Live) 1:53
34. Highlighter (Live) 2:00
35. The Aliens Built The Pyramids (Live) 2:18
36. The River Mud Shuffle (Live) 2:36
37. Full Stop (Live) 2:44
38. Punch Bowl (Live) 1:10
39. Nice Dress (Live) 6:35
40. We're the Only People at This Beach (Live) 2:26
Chris Sleison

**Chris Sleison** has been a friend of Matt Farley since they were young. He is a legendary figure in the Motern Media empire, appearing in small roles in some movies, being referenced in some songs, and being a much sought after guest on The Motern Media Infomercial Podcast. It is difficult to underestimate his influence on Farley. He pretends not to know all of Farley's music by heart.

## Songs about Sleison

* *Sleison's a Boxer* by Moes Haven on *August: Of Temporal Inconsistency* (2006)

## Filmography

* *Boston Johnny* as TBA
* *Metal Detector Maniac* (2021) as Sleison
* *Motern Media Christmas Special* (2017) as Sleison
* *Local Legends* (2013)
* *Don’t Let The Riverbeast Get You!* (2012) as High Hat Harry
* *Druid Gladiator Clone* (2003) as Zapping Victim
Deliberate Comedic Misunderstanding

**"Deliberate Comedic Misunderstanding"** is the tenth track on the Matt Motern Manly Man album *Delicate Genius / Thirsty Killer*, released in 2017.

## Lyrics

There you go again

With your deliberate comedic misunderstandings

You don't want a stage

You just want to change away from the things I am saying

Shame on me for thinking we

Can share some honesty

Unless its amplified and fake

You won't take the case

And I don't believe you

No I don't believe you
Picnic

**Picnic** is track 7 on *Songs About Food* (2004) by The Spoiled Chefs.

The Spoiled Chefs album was recorded in 2001, and Kevin McGee is the singer.

Live versions of the song appear on *Motern Extravaganza 2023* (Track 3, sung by McGee) (2023), *Motern Extravaganza VI* (Track 29, sung by Farley) (2022), *Extravaganza V* (Track 29, sung by McGee) (2021), *Extravaganza 2020* (Track 24, sung by Farley) (2020), and *Live in Danvers! (World Motern Day Extravaganza)* (Track 16, sung by McGee) (2017).

The song also features in *Obtuse Todd* (2005).

The song also once appeared on *Music for the Final Millennium* (2004) by Moes Haven, an album which was later replaced by *This is My Millennium* (2008), on which it does not appear.

## Lyrics

For days I’ve been working here in this kitchen

Way too long, and now I’m itching

For some time away from this place

For a chance to look at your face

In the sunlight. It’ll be alright

Even if it’s only just for an hour

We can pack supplies up in this bag

And write our names down on the tag

Hot food, cold food, what you will

We’ll bring a cooler and a propane grill

We’ll be outdoors. Watching as the bird soars

And maybe I will even pick you a flower

On this picnic with you

On this picnic with you

There’s nothing else I’d rather do

Than this picnic with you

We’ll find a cool spot beneath a tree

I’ll smile at you, you’ll smile at me

Sit there breathing in the pure, fresh air

We don’t have to speak, I can just stare

Into your eyes. And we’ll swat some flies

Make sure they don’t get near our meal

We can put deli meat on sandwich bread

And keep on eating ‘til we’re fed

I’ll ask you as we sit on a blanket

“Is there any soda left?” you’ll say, “No, I drank it.

“But stay loose. Cause there’s still some juice”

And really, really happy is how I’ll feel

On this picnic with you

On this picnic with you

There’s nothing else I’d rather do

Than this picnic with you

On this picnic with you

On this picnic with you

There’s nothing else I’d rather do

Than this picnic with you

After the main course, we’ll take a walk

Sit down on a bench and talk

For desert, there’ll be cake with icing

You’ll say you’re on a diet but it’s too enticing

And you’ll take a slice. It’ll taste so nice

And we’ll say goodbye to the sun, and hello to the moon

Once it’s dark, we’ll both know

That it’s getting late, and we’ll have to go

Leave for the birds what we didn’t eat

Get off the blanket and on our feet

I’ll be glad. But kind of sad

That our picnic had to be over so soon
Lonely Path

**"Lonely Path"** is the eighth track on the Matt Motern Manly Man album *Delicate Genius / Thirsty Killer*, released in 2017.

## Lyrics

It's a lonely path

Such a lonely path

It's a lonely path

Such a lonely path

Nobody's gonna notice my come-uppance

He would kill us if he had the chance

I'll strip my palace by the square yard

Saxophone wailing, you fall you fall hard onto

A Lonely path

Such a lonely path

It's a lonely path

It's a lonely path

Traffic jam concert and I don't much mind

We can relive this remarkable time

Starting our day as others are finishing

No time for worry or reconsidering

A lonely path

It's a lonely path

Such a lonely path

It's a lonely path

Confidence vanished from one turn of phrase

You can destroy me in so many ways

The nicest person I'd like to observe him

Find a few flaws and report what I saw

Should I chase down the bad guy

Should I shut off the bell

I'll shouldn't fall so hard under this spell

Sealed with a kiss, opportunities missed

I'm ready to punch someone so hard with my fist

On a lonely path

Such a lonely path

It's a lonely path

Such a lonely path
No Future

**"No Future"** is the second track on Moes Haven's 2005 album *Down With Memories*.

The track is a full rock band performance with piano, guitar, bass, and electronic drums. Farley sings lead and Scalzo sings backup. The song is notable for Farley convincingly singing "hell", a very rare albeit minor swear word for him.

## Lyrics

I'm pretty sure that I was here yesterday

I know that I'm alive right here right now

I've always hoped that someone would show me my way

But they didn.t

And its almost tomorrow

I got no

I got no

I got no

I got no

Future

I don't know what the hell I'm gonna to do with my life

Rhea(?) left me already last night

she even took the cow

Being with the milk is such a fright

And I'm hoping that she'll be back tomorrow

I got no

I got no

I got no

I got no

Future

I don't know what the hell I'm gonna to do with my life

I sleep till noon and I stay up late

I keep waiting for that call

Afternoon defense in the crate(?)

I'm not sure what I'm gonna do tomorrow

How did it all come to this

How did it all come to this

Baby won't you just give me one sweet kiss

I don't know what the hell I'm gonna to do with my life

Hu-uah!

I got no future

I got no future

I got no future baby

I got no future

No no, what I gonna do with my life
Moe's Haven

***Moe's Haven*** is the sixth released album by Moes Haven. It is different to the first couple albums released by the band in 2000 and 2001, variations of the name **Moes Haven** (including *Moes Haven*, *Moe's Haven*, and *Moe sHaven*).

It was released on October 18, 2005 (Amazon Audio CD data), about a month after *Explorations in Madness*. It has 16 tracks and a runtime of 40:54. The album is discussed on MMIP #69 (Sept 12, 2015).

The CDBaby blurb says: "An essential album for all college English Majors." It is a reference to Matt and Tom being English majors.

## Track listing

*Out With the Old* (2004) • *Dislocated Songs* (2004) • *Svetlana* (2005) • *Someone Else.* (2005) • *Explorations in Madness* (2005) • ***Moe's Haven*** (2005) • *Sir Paul Made Ram. We Made This.* (2005) • *Down With Memories* (2005) • *January* (2006) • *February: From the Bayou to the Barnyard and Back* (2006) • *March: of the Aliens* (2006) • *April: What A Cruel Month* (2006) • *May: I Buy You A Sandwich?* (2006) • *June* (2006) • *July: In The Sun With Me?* (2006) • *August: of Temporal Inconsistency* (2006) • *September: In Manchvegas* (2006) • *(SH)OC(K)TOBER* (2006) • *November the Tar!* (2006) • *December* (2007) • *If Not Us, Who?* (2007) • *This is My Millennium* (2008) • *Stromboli’s Alarm Clock* (2010) • *Metal Detector Maniac* (2022) • *(Several Supreme Beings Told Us To Make This) One Last Album* (2023)
**Compilations**: *Victory is Ours! (For Now)* (2007) • *It Takes a Lot of Guts!* (2009)
**Songs from Deep in the Vault (1996 - 2010)**: *Vol. 1* (2013) • *Vol. 2* (2017) • *Vol. 3* (2017) • *Unheralded Origins of Genius* (2021)
Something Yes Because!

***Something Yes Because!*** is a 2017 album by Papa Razzi and the Photogs.

This is the 32nd album released by Papa Razzi, with a release date of March 7, 2017 (Spotify and Amazon). It was fully streaming on Spotify by March 12, 2017.

The album has 42 tracks and a runtime of 59:53. The album was released an uncharacteristically long 15 months after the band's prior album *I Don’t Know Why I Do This* (2015), likely a result of Matt Farley's prolific No Jokes output in 2016.

Farley discusses this album in passing on MMIP #140 (March 6, 2017) and MMIP #141 (March 22, 2017). On #141 he discusses mistakenly writing two songs for the same celebrity more than once, because he had already forgotten the first version, and contrasts the two songs about Evan Leslie Jones. On #140, Farley discusses with Pete running out of steam on the track count, and they briefly discuss Lauren Duca.

Music critic Bill K67 commented that "I Made This Song About Eve Peyser" has "got kind of a Jonathan Richman thing going on here. Very nice." Music critic Nini Panini called "Adam Driver, The Great Actor Person" "the best thing I have ever seen."

Spotify link:[1]
CD Baby: [2]
Amazon link: [3]
Apple Music: [4]

## Track listing

1. Lauren Duca Excellence! 1:35
2. Oh! Colin McEnroe Yes! 1:20
3. Good Davis Dunavin Music Song 1:21
4. I Made This Song About Eve Peyser 1:21
5. Here I Sing About Gareth Reynolds 1:22
6. Julie Kedzie Is Tough and Strong 1:15
7. Henry Darger, Outsider Artist Extraordinaire! 1:45
8. I Respect Peter Hartlaub Extremely 1:41
9. Schrodinger's Cat 1:21
10. Ivan Pavlov Made Dogs Salivate so Well! 1:20
11. Exquisite Song About Natalia Dyer 1:35
12. I Like You, David Harbour 1:42
13. Avery Edison Song Forever! 1:08
14. Edward Payson Weston, Best Walker Ever! 1:25
15. Dan Rather Is Such a Journalist 1:28
16. Mallon Khan All-Time Song! 1:29
17. Charlene Deguzman, This Song Is About You. 1:38
18. You, Nick Baumann, Write Well. 1:18
19. Evan Leslie Jones 1:13
20. Evan Leslie Jones, Pt. 2 1:12
21. Zardulu Is Mysterious and Wonderous 1:39
22. Anton Chekhov Is the Subject of This Tune 1:38
23. Zoe Chase Is Excellent Radio Legend 1:15
24. Kirk Howle: Talent Interesting! 1:31
25. (I Mistakenly Wrote This Second Song) About Eve Peyser 1:23
26. Sabrina Pasterski Science Excellence Always! 1:49
27. Oh Yeah, Gabby Noone! 1:40
28. Rene Faberge Knows Celebrity Gossip 1:12
29. Avery Edison Is Great! 1:18
30. You, Drew Grant, Are Extraordinarily Talented at Writing! 1:09
31. Lupita Nyong'o Celebration Song! 1:23
32. Song About Adam Driver, The Great Actor Person 1:33
33. John "Johnny" Boyega 1:30
34. Andy Warhol Is a Nice Man 1:24
35. Giordano Bruno 1:36
36. Ronda Rousey Gonna Beat You Up! 1:07
37. My Respect for Matt Ringler Knows No Limit 1:51
38. Claire Vaye Watkins 1:22
39. Phia Bennin Forever! 1:15
40. Oh Yeah! Kyle Nazario 1:02
41. Song About Arielle Vandenberg 1:12
42. Curtis White Writes Exquisitely, Indeed for Yes! 1:37
Famous People

***Famous People*** is the fifth album by Papa Razzi and the Photogs. The album was released on April 16, 2009, five months after *Dream Girls, Vol. 2*. The album has 32 tracks and a running time of 60 minutes.

The black and white photocopied album cover shows Farley apparently eating something.

As of February 2022, the most popular streamed song on Spotify from this album is "Kristen Stewart, I Wanna Be Your Vampire Boyfriend" (26,415 streams).

## Track listing

1. Kristen Stewart, I Wanna Be Your Vampire Boyfriend 2:31
2. Joaquin Phoenix Has Gone Mad! 2:18
3. Paul Rudd Love Mac and Me 1:32
4. Zooey Deschanel, You are So Beautiful 2:23
5. Hilary Duff 1:23
6. Penelope Cruz 2:11
7. Ryan Seacrest 1:17
8. Tom Hanks 1:08
9. Conan O'Brien 1:21
10. Cobie Smulders 2:08
11. Mila Kunis 1:29
12. Elizabeth Banks 1:23
13. Alyssa Milano Likes Sports! 2:00
14. George Clooney, I Wanna Be Your Best Friend 1:58
15. Ashton Kutcher is So Cool 1:24
16. Megan Fox 1:39
17. Jeff Bridges is The Dude! 1:52
18. Lindsay Lohan 2:19
19. Kate Beckinsale, I Want to Party With You! 1:44
20. Gwyneth Paltrow 2:22
21. Kim Kardashian 2:07
22. Jay Leno is Funny 2:15
23. Amy Adams, I Want to Go on a Date With You 1:46
24. Seth Rogen, Let's Be Friends! 1:54
25. Rachel Weiss 1:56
26. Winona Ryder is So Beautiful 2:06
27. Emma Watson, You Are Lovely! (You are Hermione!) 2:07
28. Ben Affleck is a Genius 1:52
29. Sandra Bullock, Would You Like to go on a Date With Me? 1:29
30. Naomi Watts, You are So Darn Beautiful 1:40
31. Kay Flava (Living the Dream) 1:56
32. Rachel Steen 2:26
August: Of Temporal Inconsistency

## August

***August: of Temporal Inconsistency*** is the sixteenth release album by Moes Haven. Released on August 30, 2006, it was the eighth album from their 365 Project album. At 27:48, it is the shortest Moes Haven album.

The album is similar to *November the Tar!*, in that it collects many shorter songs instead of collecting a few longer songs, like *March: of the Aliens* or *June*. It has the theme of living as a teenager in the 1950s, from emulating stereotypical experiences of 50s teenagers to emulating the music of the 1950s (like doo-wop, jazzier elements).

It mentions friends of Matt Farley like Chris Sleison ("Sleison's A Boxer") and Jon Noble ("Jon Noble (You Think You're Better Than Me (And You Are))"). "Let Me Tell You 'Bout A Bath I Took" seems to be a parody of "Let Me Tell You 'Bout A Girl I Met" from *November the Tar!*, before it was ever written.

The album cover references the opening track, "Laying On The Hood of My Car".

Bathing is mentioned quite a lot on the album, on "Bathing With A Nurse", "Let Me Tell You 'Bout A Bath I Took", and "(Scrub or) No Scrubs (That Is The Question)".

"Inappropriately Detailed Response" is featured on *Victory is Ours! (For Now)*, the band's famed 2007 compilation.

## Track listing

*Out With the Old* (2004) • *Dislocated Songs* (2004) • *Svetlana* (2005) • *Someone Else.* (2005) • *Explorations in Madness* (2005) • *Moe's Haven* (2005) • *Sir Paul Made Ram. We Made This.* (2005) • *Down With Memories* (2005) • *January* (2006) • *February: From the Bayou to the Barnyard and Back* (2006) • *March: of the Aliens* (2006) • *April: What A Cruel Month* (2006) • *May: I Buy You A Sandwich?* (2006) • *June* (2006) • *July: In The Sun With Me?* (2006) • *August: of Temporal Inconsistency* (2006) • *September: In Manchvegas* (2006) • *(SH)OC(K)TOBER* (2006) • *November the Tar!* (2006) • *December* (2007) • *If Not Us, Who?* (2007) • *This is My Millennium* (2008) • *Stromboli’s Alarm Clock* (2010) • *Metal Detector Maniac* (2022) • *(Several Supreme Beings Told Us To Make This) One Last Album* (2023)
**Compilations**: *Victory is Ours! (For Now)* (2007) • *It Takes a Lot of Guts!* (2009)
**Songs from Deep in the Vault (1996 - 2010)**: *Vol. 1* (2013) • *Vol. 2* (2017) • *Vol. 3* (2017) • *Unheralded Origins of Genius* (2021)
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Perfect Crime

***Perfect Crime*** is the third album by The Big Heist, released on May 15, 2023. It is the first of five albums released as The Fifty.

## Track listing

1. Taking Care of Each Other
2. Whisper
3. Great Time in the Meantime
4. Orbit
5. Guess I'm Gonna Go
6. One Road
7. Jam (Title Idea:This Childhood Life)
8. Katie Said
9. Jimmy Love's
10. You and Me, Tonight

## Personnel

* Matt Farley - vocals, piano
* Tom Scalzo - electric & acoustic guitar, vocals
* Chris Peterson - bass, vocals
* Doug Brennan - drums
Stromboli's Alarm Clock (musical)

***Stromboli's Alarm Clock*** is an upcoming musical created by fans of Matt Farley, set to debut in Fall 2021 or Spring 2022. It is currently going through script-writing and workshopping as of September 2020. The show is based off the music of Matt Farley. The title is a reference to the Moes Haven album Stromboli’s Alarm Clock.

## Plot

Act One follows a group of teenager friends and their exploits. Act Two follows that group 25 years later, where they have to defeat The Evil Pope and the Aliens invading earth.

## Current Song List

### Act One

1. "The Longest Day"
2. "Never Stop Being Amazed by Life"
3. "This Side of the Line"
4. "Charles Darwin"
5. "Slacking Off / Getting Paid"
6. "Let Me Tell You 'Bout a Girl I Met"
7. "Beverly-Salem Bridge" / "Kaleidoscope" / "A Song About Keys!"
8. "I Didn't Come Here Not to Fight"
9. "Late Night Fight by the Rock"
10. "Alien Lullaby"
11. "I've Never Left My Hometown"
12. "Crossroads"
13. "The World is Too Much For Us"
14. "Gotta Go!"
15. "Recognize You"
16. "It's OK To Break the Law if You Have Good Intentions"
17. "Quiet Desperation"

### Act Two

1. "This is What They Meant"
2. "The Aliens Are in Sacramento"
3. "Bench on Washington Street"
4. "Papaphobia"
5. "Heard She Got Married"
6. "Sometimes Stars Just Cross"
7. "You Don't Get Me to Kick Around No More"
8. "Rattletrap"
9. "My Goldfish Dead"
10. "Dig In!"
11. "I Am the King of Late Night"
12. "Natural Wizard"
13. "Falling Leaves"
14. "Our Troubles May Be Over"
15. "A Thousand Tries"
16. "I'll Make a Poster"
17. "The Aliens Spare Earth (For Now)"
Jon Cross

**Jon Cross** is a musician and noted commentator and longtime fan of the work of Matt Farley.

His band is named Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures, sometimes getting help from other musician friends like Matt Farley.

He also hosts a movie podcast with poet Jim Wallace called *The After Movie Diner*.  He often appears sporting a mellifluous British accent on The Motern Media Informercial Podcast.

He also appears in *Slingshot Cops* (2016), *Local Legends* (2013), *Motern Media Christmas Special* (2017), and *Metal Detector Maniac* (2021).

The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan released the song "Jon Cross Makes Great Songs On His Podcast!" on his 2012 album *Good Songs About People Who Make Good Songs Always*.

## See also

* The After Movie Diner
* Jon Cross in IMDB
* Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures on Bandcamp
Motern Media Christmas Special

***Motern Media Christmas Special*** (2017) is a television special produced by Matt Farley and directed by Charlie Roxburgh. The 48 minute Christmas special debuted on December 16, 2017. It is available to rent on Amazon Prime and Vimeo.

## About

Official description: The Christmas special you've been looking for is here! Matt Farley teams with Pete Peterson to host this variety show spectacular, which features comedy by Jay Mayo, special appearances by Slingshot Cops actors, theatrical interpretations by the ShockMarathons Repertory Players, music from Jon Cross, & cameos by Freaky Farley & the Riverbeast. Will Jandek Claus or Sleison join the Christmas fun?

The special is discussed on MMIP #170 (December 5, 2017) and #172 (December 20, 2017).

## Cast

* Matt Farley as Matt Farley, Earl of Christmas
* Chris Peterson as Chris Petersen, Jandek Claus
* Michelle Briand as Joyce
* Jon Cross as Danny
* Ryan Desmarais as Texas Tom
* Terry Dugan as Man Who's Known Chris A Long Time
* Phil Kelnhofer as Sure Shot
* Tiffany L'Heureux as Amy
* Jay Mayo as Comedian Extraordinaire / Unscrupulous Locksmith
* Kevin McGee as Sheriff
* Jim McHugh as Man-on-the-Street
* Elizabeth M. Peterson as Christmas Card Commercial Wife
* Sharon Scalzo as Jeri
* Tom Scalzo as Tommy Adirondack
* Chris Sleison as Sleison
* Millhouse G. band member
* Jim Farley, as Ito Hootkins, audience member, and behind Man-on-the-Street
* Rachel Farley
* Charles Roxburgh with Man-on-the-Street
* Pippi
* Dave, Greg, Kurt - The Dying Elk Herd
* Johnny Unicorn
* Richard of Doomedmoviethon.com and Gyrojets
* Kyle Kochan
* Oli Harris
* Other talented audience members

## Reception

Television critic and musician DJ Narthex dubbed this special a "jaw-droppingly hallucinogenic riff on the holiday TV variety show genre."

## See also

* Motern Media Christmas Special on IMDB
* Rent Motern Media Christmas Special on Vimeo.com
MO75, Vol. 3

***MO75, Vol. 3*** is the third album of the three-album MO75 trilogy by The Big Heist. It was released on December 19, 2018. It contains 18 songs and has a runtime of 56 min 30 sec.

## Tracks

1. Proof of Party 02:11
2. I Am the King of Late Night 02:34
3. Late Night Fight by the Rock 03:39
4. Natural Wizard 02:47
5. Magic Song 02:55
6. I Won't Go 02:26
7. Predecessors 04:01
8. Already Gone 03:19
9. Ready to Split 03:03
10. This Is the Sweet Spot 02:44
11. Left Them in the Dust 03:02
12. Just Pretend That I'm Asleep 01:59
13. Run Myself Ragged to Forget About Her 03:10
14. Possible Phenomenon 04:04
15. They're Already Nostalgic 03:24
16. You Don't Get Me to Kick Around No More 02:58
17. Here Comes the Sweetness 03:45
18. A Thousand Tries 04:28
The Manchvegas Outlaw Society

**The Manchvegas Outlaw Society** (M.O.S.) is the band within the movie *Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas* (2009). However, a full album was also released under the band's name, though not all of the songs are used in the movie.

The album title is *Monsters Marriage & Murder in Manchvegas* (just like the movie title) and has 18 tracks (28:16). It was released to Spotify on April 12, 2009.

## Track listing

1. Winter Fun (2:06)
2. The Legend of the Gospercaps (1:11)
3. Catchin' a Killer (By Fakin' An Engagement) (1:22)
4. Going Out On Dates (Isn't So Bad!) (2:01)
5. Basketball Fun (1:30)
6. Spring Fun (1:30)
7. Solving Crimes Is Fun! (1:10)
8. Walkie Talkies Are a Lot of Fun (1:16)
9. All-Star Pete (1:!4)
10. I am a Paperboy (1:23)
11. Southcott Wears Ladies Underwear (2:07)
12. Detective Delvechhio is on the Case (1:10)
13. Summer Fun (2:52)
14. Mutant Jamboree (0:48)
15. Hide and Seek (1:12)
16. She Used to be my Friend (Now She's My Girlfriend) (2:13)
17. M.O.S. (2:13)
18. Fall Fun (2:04)
Kevin McGee

**Kevin McGee** is a featured actor in many Farley/Roxburgh movies. Often cast in villain roles and/or as authority figures, he is known for his serious acting demeanor, almost reflecting Shakespearean training regardless of the genre of the film. Many film critics highlight McGee performances as among the best in Farley-Roxburgh films.

Farley worked with McGee for many years in Manchester, New Hampshire, and was his supervisor for many years. McGee has also recorded two albums with Farley as The Spoiled Chefs.

## Filmography

* *Boston Johnny* (2023) as Man of the Woods
* *Magic Spot* (2022) as "Uncle" Dan Port
* *Metal Detector Maniac* (2021) as Commissioner McGee
* *Heard She Got Married* (2021) as Al Trevino
* *Motern Media Christmas Special* (2017) as Sheriff
* *Slingshot Cops* (2016) as Dr. David Mercer
* *Local Legends* (2013) as Kevin McGee
* *Don't Let The Riverbeast Get You!* (2012) as Frank Stone
* *Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas* (2009) as Dan Corbin
* *Freaky Farley* (2007) as Rick Wilder
* *Obtuse Todd* (2006) as Chuck Wheeler
* *Druids Druids Everywhere* (2003/2020) as Druid Warlord Kevin McGee
* *Druid Gladiator Clone* (2003) as Druid Warlord
* *Sammy: The Tale of a Teddy and a Terrible Tunnel (2002) as Kevin McGee*
* *Adventures in Cruben Country* (2002) as Kevin McGee/Druid
Playoff Excitement

***Playoff Excitement*** is the second studio album by sports band The Athletic Sports Band. Released one day after their debut *Traded**,* it features a similar style to the rest of the sports albums. Kevin McGee appears on the cover.

Most of the songs on this record are about players being traded to other teams or players leaving teams. The opening track, "Like Jack Nicholson at a Lakers Game", is a straightforward love song that mentions a sports event in the chorus, proving the originality of this album.

The album is musically unique and is more memorable than the other sports albums.
Road to 24,000

The **Road to 24,000** project is a project by Matt Farley to record 3,000 songs and 58 albums. The exact plan was described on December 12, 2020. Matt's plan is to record 58 albums with 50 songs each, gaining a total of 24,000 songs quickly. He had recently reached the milestone of 21,000 songs. This article is a list of all the albums for the **Road to 24,000** project. Albums are not released exactly in every week, more-or-less roughly every 4 - 10 days.
I Feel Dumb Singing About Famous People so Much but It's All I Know

***I Feel Dumb Singing About Famous People so Much but It's All I Know.*** is the 38th album Papa Razzi and the Photogs, released on July 17, 2022.

The album has 50 tracks and a runtime of 1 hour 35 minutes. When finishing the album on July 17, 2022, Matt Farley tweeted that he needed 11 more celebrities to sing about, and the responses generated some of the final songs on the album.[1] He tweeted that the album was done just over two hours later.[2]

The album cover art features a picture of Matt Farley sitting outside, probably outside his house on his back deck.

## Track listing

1. Sarah Wyman Journalism Wonderful 1:44
2. Awesome Dylan Thuras Song Forever! 1:49
3. Andy Adler Sport Wonderful Person! 1:44
4. Amybeth McNulty Is so Great and Yes 1:46
5. Joe Keery Is Loved by All People Because He's Great 2:05
6. I Made This Song About Joseph Quinn, the Actor 1:53
7. Pedro Pascal, I Made This Song About You! (Because You're Great!) 1:41
8. Doc Holliday, Old West Legend 2:02
9. I Like Eden Dranger (Because She's Wonderfully Talented and Nice) 1:34
10. Leor Galil Music Journalist Best Song 1:44
11. Ken Jeong, Doctor Good Funny Entertainer 1:49
12. Frankie MacDonald Tells You the Weather! 2:11
13. Amy Miller Comedian Great Song 1:49
14. Dasha Nekrasova Is the Subject of This Great Song 1:49
15. Wonderful Song About Pat McAfee 1:51
16. John Semley All-Time Writer Great! 1:31
17. My (Song) About Pete Davidson 2:00
18. People Read (The Work of) Brianna Zigler Because It's Very Great 1:57
19. Jany Levy Rock and Roll Song Yes! 1:32
20. Kyle Mooney Good Song 1:31
21. Writer John Green Is an Excellent Writer, Adored by All 2:05
22. Allison Rapp, Rock and Roll Writer Journalistic Spectacular! 1:46
23. People Like Raina Douris (Because She's) Great! 1:53
24. Bari Weiss, You Write so Nice 1:40
25. Michael Sheen, Do You Like This Song About You? 1:56
26. Florence Pugh, People Love You 1:31
27. Entertainment Writer Jacob Oller 2:05
28. Kelvin Harrison Jr. Is Great Yes 1:54
29. Daisy Edgar-Jones Is Great 1:37
30. My Song About Lewis Pullman 1:38
31. Naomi Ackie Is so Great! 2:02
32. Best Song About Lily Gladstone 1:50
33. Joel Kim Booster Is so Great! (Song) 1:47
34. Talented Song About Simone Ashley 1:49
35. Camila Morrone Always Wonderful Song 2:29
36. Every Person Loves Gigi Hadid Because She Is Wonderful and Nice 1:38
37. Pretty Good Elle Fanning Song That I Made 1:57
38. Bill Pullman, American Legend 2:27
39. Harry Houdini Song Magic Escape Man! 1:43
40. Best Song About Jack Lemmon Made Today 2:27
41. Potentially the Best Bryant Gumbel Song Ever! 2:05
42. Keri Lumm. Host. Writer. Producer. Wonderful. 1:51
43. Hunter S. Thompson Gonzo Journalistic Man Song 1:53
44. Teller, the Quiet Magician Guy 1:40
45. All-Time Crispin Glover Song! 2:21
46. Everybody Loves John Goodman Because Great 2:21
47. James Naismith Basketball Inventor Guy! 2:17
48. Hulk Hogan Best Song 1:49
49. David Arquette, I Made This Song About You! 2:17
50. John Candy, Funny Guy! 2:23
The 365 Project

**The 365 Project** was an experiment by band Moes Haven in 2006. They would record 30 minutes every day of 2006, creating 365 entire albums. They would handpick the best tracks from each month and release it at the end of the month or at the beginning of the next. This created 12 released albums and 1 compilation, their most popular album.

* January
* February: From the Bayou to the Barnyard and Back
* March: of the Aliens
* April: What A Cruel Month!
* May: I Buy You A Sandwich?
* June
* July: In the Sun With Me?
* August: of Temporal Inconsistency
* September: In Manchvegas
* (SH)OC(K)TOBER
* November the Tar!
* December
* Victory is Ours! (For Now) **(compilation)**
Taylor Momsen, You Are so Great!

**Taylor Momsen, You Are so Great!** is track 13 on *Songs About Great Literary Giants (And Other Very Important People)* (2010) by Papa Razzi and the Photogs.

In 2021, music critic Deranged Maniac wrote about this song, stating that "i laughed so hard it's borderline not okay."[1]

## Lyrics

In 2020, the lyrics were transcribed on youtube:

Taylor Momsen, you are Gossip Girl

Taylor Momsen, you are very talented

Taylor Momsen, I see your pictures in magazines

and I say, “What a talented and pretty girl!”

Taylor Momsen, you are so great!

Taylor Momsen, I would like to hang out with you sometime, what do you say?

Taylor Momsen, you are Gossip Girl

You are such a good actress

How did you become so talented?

What is your favourite colour
Joyous Cackle!

***Joyous Cackle!*** (2015) is the debut album of Matt Motern Manly Man. (Spotify link)

The album has 20 tracks and is 27:27 in length. It was released on February 24, 2015, and was discussed on MMIP #29 (Feb. 16, 2015) and #32 (Mar. 1, 2015).

As of May 2019, the two most popular Matt Motern Manly Man songs on Spotify are from this album, "Plow Guy Hit My Garage" and "Shorts Too High". The former was written shortly after the titled event happened to Farley (which he adds onto in "Plow Guy Update" also on this album). The latter song is about Farley hitting a game-winning basketball shot in 8th grade, and then being approached by a cheerleader who tells him his shorts are too high instead of celebrating his brief moment of glory.

## Track list

1. Plow Guy Hit My Garage (1:24)
2. N.Y.L.A. Vienna (0:50)
3. Baby Is a Jazz Fiend (1:04)
4. Reality Is a Big Old Joke (0:40)
5. Shorts Too High (2:25)
6. Moving a Couch for a Stranger (0:47)
7. Library Archives File Rumor (1:02)
8. I Am King (1:06)
9. Let's Climb On the Roof, OK? (1:45)
10. Wait, What's the Meaning of Life Again? (2:47)
11. I'm a Child of Privilege (1:16)
12. Post College Party Letdown (1:30)
13. Hermann Hesse's Step Great-Granddaughter (1:12)
14. Let's Open a Tourist Trap! (1:34)
15. You Can't Have a Positive Day With a Negative Attitude! (1:04)
16. Hanging On the Porch With Pippi (1:07)
17. Dummies Have More Epiphanies (1:07)
18. Plow Guy Update (1:50)
19. Looks Like We Had (Fun in the Photos) (1:20)
20. Suburban Crossroads (1:38)
Jim McHugh

**Jim McHugh** is an actor who appears in numerous Farley/Roxburgh movies.

McHugh is also Matt Farley's uncle.

## Filmography

* *Magic Spot* (2022) as JP McD
* *Metal Detector Maniac* (2021) as Officer McHugh
* *Motern Media Christmas Special* (2017) as Man-on-the-Street
* *Slingshot Cops* (2016) as Wolf
* *Don't Let The Riverbeast Get You!* (2012) as Sheriff Paultique Hanson
* *Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas* (2009) as Detective Delvecchio (credited as James McHugh)
* *Freaky Farley* (2007) as the Mayor (credited as James McHugh)
Go Red Sox!

***Go Red Sox!*** is the debut album by The Boston Baseball Band. Released on June 12, 2007, it is the first sports album from the first sports band. 9 tracks long and 16 and a half minutes, it is one of the shortest Motern Media albums.

The album is unlike Moes Haven or The Spoiled Chefs, and was the first album of the "Novelty Era" that would soon take over Motern Media. The album was most likely inspired by "ACLS 2004 (Red Sox v Yankees)", a moderate hit for Moes Haven in 2004.

The most popular song on this album is "Manny Being Manny", which has 1,004 streams. The songs reference events and things that happened in the 2006 season of the Boston Red Sox.

## Notes

* **Grady Little** is a former Red Sox manager who 'defected' in 2003 to the LA Dodgers.
* **Jerry Remy** is an NESN expert commentator who is infamous for having giant laughing fits.
* **Hazel Mae** is a former lead anchor for the NESN. Her song features a mention of (603) 644-0048, Matt's phone number.
* **Theo Epstein** is a former general manager for the Red Sox. He is praised for signing some of the best players like David Ortiz.
* **Manny Ramirez** is a former batter for the Red Sox. He is known for his powerful hitting and running. He left in 2011.
* **Doug Mirabelli** is a former catcher for the Red Sox. Dubbed "The Miracle", he was renowned for his catching ability. He left the Red Sox in the 2007 season.
* **Jerry Trupiano** is a former sportscaster for the Red Sox. His contract was not renewed in 2006.
* **Kevin Youkilis** is a former baseman for the Red Sox. He gained hatred in New England for 'defecting' to the New York Yankees, the mortal enemies of the Red Sox.

## Track listing

***Go Red Sox!*** (2007) • *11 in 10: Celebrating 11 Red Sox Victories in October 2007* (2007) • *Extra Innings* (2008) • *Life Without Manny (Isn't So Bad!)* (2009) • *My Sox Are Red (Even During a Bridge Year)* (2010) • *Sing Red, Sing Sox Songs* (2011)
The Extreme Left Wing Liberals and The Ultra Right Wing Conservatives

**The Extreme Left Wing Liberals** and **The Ultra Right Wing Conservatives** are Matt Farley bands which have each released one album in 2008, with each band taking extreme views from opposite ends of the American political spectrum.

The Extreme Left Wing Liberals album is called *Vote Democrat!* (released July 21, 2008) and has 20 tracks (40:19 total length) including songs such as "Free All the Criminals" and "Stop Cutting Down Trees to Build McMansions."

The Ultra Right Wing Conservatives album is called "Vote Republican!" (released June 25, 2008) and includes 20 songs (37:42 total length) with titles such as "Liberals Love Criminals" and "We Need a Fence on the U.S.-Mexico Border".

The albums were released in 2008, and are no longer available online as of 2019. Though the songs are intended to be humorous, it appears that Farley decided the strident viewpoints that the bands were taking could be somewhat controversial to some listeners, and presumably the albums were not making a great deal of money. When the albums were released in 2008, the nature of American political debate was less contentious than it is in 2019, so that a song about building a fence on the entire border in 2008 was more of a humorous excess position in American politics and not a primary agenda item of a sitting U.S. president.
Gas Mask

**"Gas Mask"**  is track four on the Moes Haven's album *This is My Millennium*, released in 2008.

A live version of the song appears on *Motern Extravaganza 2019*. It is one of the favorite Moes Haven songs of Motern actor Odilon Green.[1]

## Lyrics

Chicka Chicka Chicka Bow Bow Boom Boom!

Put on your gas mask, my friend

Don't forget to breath

It will all be over, my friend

Eventually

Put on your gas mask, baby

You'll grow into it soon

We'll still play outside, baby

While your mommy cries in your room

More of us will die for you, baby

But dance on while you can

Play me a song

Live like a king

Love everyone

Do everything

Smile until the end

Put on your gas mask, baby

Keep on breathing deep

There's time for a few more B-sides

Before you go to sleep

Put on your gas mask, baby

And your headphones too

Drown yourself in the psychotic rage of Circus Azul

More of us will die for you baby

But dance on while you can

Play me a song

Live like a king

Love everyone

Do everything

Smile until the end

Put on your gas mask, baby

While your momma cries

She's gonna be dying slow

Cause she won't wear that disguise

More of us will die for you baby

But dance on while you can

Play me a song

Live like a king

Love everyone

Do everything

Smile unitl the end

Play me a song

Live like a king

Love everyone

Do everything

Smile unitl the end
MO75, Vol. 2

***MO75, Vol. 2*** is the second album of the three-album MO75 trilogy by The Big Heist. It was released on November 11, 2018. It contains 18 songs and has a runtime of 50 min 8 sec.

## Tracks

1. All Set 3:36
2. Vitamin Vicky 3:31
3. Wild Child 2:05
4. In the Cathedral 3:09
5. Kitty Cookie 2:24
6. Skin of My Teeth 2:05
7. Rested and Tanned 2:45
8. I Didn't Come Here Not to Fight 2:49
9. Brave Deeds 3:10
10. Your Turn to Deal 3:06
11. Used to Hear It All the Time 1:57
12. Chopping the Bop 3:07
13. Mr. Maldoon 2:39
14. Empire of Ash 1:28
15. Gonna Have to Find Me Another Girl 3:26
16. Dandelion Moonglow 3:11
17. Tied to a Tree 2:31
18. Bravest Deed 3:02
Erin C. McHugh

**Erin C. McHugh** is an actress who appears in a number of Motern Media/ShockMarathons movies.

## Filmography

* *Don’t Let The Riverbeast Get You!* (2012) as Rivertown Police Dispatch
* *Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas* (2009) as Jump Rope Girl
* *Freaky Farley* (2007) as Jump Rope Chant
* *Druid Gladiator Clone* (2003) as Druid Gladiator's Friend
Charles Roxburgh

**Charles Roxburgh** is a movie director who has directed the large majority of the movies he has made with Matt Farley since 1999.

Roxburgh went to college at Providence College along with Farley and Tom Scalzo. During college, he made some short films with Farley, ultimately leading to their first feature, *The Paperboy* (1999) which they were still in school.

All are horror movie fans who also released three books based on marathons of watching such films from 2002-2005. This series is called "ShockMarathons", which is generally the corporate name attributed to Roxburgh.

## Filmography (as director unless otherwise indicated)

* *Secret Sequel* (2023)
* *Boston Johnny* (2023)
* *Magic Spot* (2022)
* *Metal Detector Maniac* (2021)
* *Heard She Got Married*
* *Motern Media Christmas Special* (2017)
* *Slingshot Cops* (2016)
* *Local Legends* (actor) (2013)
* *Don’t Let The Riverbeast Get You!* (2012)
* *Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas* (2009)
* *Freaky Farley* (2007)
* *Obtuse Todd* (2005) as producer, Undercover Officer O'Reilly
* *Druids Druids Everywhere* (2003) as Charlie
* *Druid Gladiator Clone* (producer) (2003)
* *Sammy: The Tale of a Teddy and a Terrible Tunnel* (producer) (2002)
* *Adventures in Cruben Country* (producer) (2002)
* *The Paperboy* (1999)
* *When Gravediggers Go Mad, People Die!* (1998)

## Bibliography

* ShockDecember: 21 Horror Movies in 48 Hours! (2002) (with Farley and Scalzo)
* ShockJuly: An Adventure in Horror (2004) (with Farley and Scalzo)
* ShockJune/ShockJanuary: A Smorgasbord of Horror (2005)(with Farley and Scalzo)

## Songs about Charlie Roxburgh

* "Charlie Roxburgh Makes Great Movies" by Papa Razzi and the Photogs on *More Famous Songs Always for People* (2019)

## References

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1. ↑ Tompkins, C.W. PC Grads in the Horror Business, *The Cowl* (February 14, 2008)
Most Songs for People

***Most Songs for People*** is the 37th album Papa Razzi and the Photogs, released on December 9, 2020.

The album has 50 tracks and a runtime of 1 hour 23 minutes.

The album cover art features a picture of Matt Farley sitting in his basement in front of a microphone. A calendar on the wall behind him appears to show the month of December 2020.

In the 2020 Motern Media Cover Song Challenge, Comedian Noah Britton submitted a cover of the song about himself, "Noah Britton Excellence".

About five months after the album was released, YouTuber "Juice Cheese" admitted he had made up the club about which "Matt Farley Fan Club Song" is written.[1] Farley said he was "suspicious" of the story but didn't think it was a big risk to write it anyway.[2] Such clubs probably do exist already, in any event.

As of February 10, 2022, the most streamed song on Spotify from this album is "Finn Wolfhard Is Famous Super."

## Track listing

1. Meg Ryan Song 2:36
2. Jim Davis Cartoon Garfield Guy Good 1:53
3. Spiro T. Agnew Is a Politician Legend Vice President Man 1:23
4. Jimmy Carter President! Rock and Roll! 1:40
5. Caroll Spinney Puppet Legend Song 1:18
6. Michael Jai White Is a Wonderful 1:37
7. Ainsley Harriott Cooks Wonderful Food 1:40
8. Ben Foster, Acting Legend Handsome Man! 1:24
9. Michael Shannon Is a Versatile and Great Actor 1:46
10. Always Al Pacino Song 1:42
11. Best Rachel Brosnahan Song 1:37
12. Handome Tom Holland Actor Forever 1:40
13. Elizabeth Holmes Brilliant Technology Science Person 1:36
14. Gold (Medal) Simone Biles Rock (And Roll) Gymnastics 1:34
15. I Wanted to Sing This About Jon Voight 1:34
16. Roscoe Arbuckle, Aka Fatty 1:25
17. Vice President Henry Wilson Is the Subject of This Ode 1:50
18. Susan Saint James Actress Awesome 1:27
19. Noah Britton Excellence 1:27
20. Anya Taylor-Joy Wonderful Because 1:34
21. Do You, Ben Mankiewicz, Like This Song? 1:50
22. Vince Gilligan Ballad Tune 1:41
23. Cartoonist Sean Rose, Oh Yeah! 1:28
24. Miles Bowe Writes Well Song 1:39
25. Bob Woodward Journalist Good 1:27
26. Jon St. John Has Great Voice 1:33
27. Celebrity Edward Woodward Song 1:42
28. Finn Wolfhard Is Famous Super 1:30
29. Rock and Roll Zain Naghmi Anthem! 1:21
30. Wonderful Hunter Schafer Best 1:15
31. Manly P. Hall Secret Song 1:32
32. Definitive Song About Simon Barrett 1:36
33. Pretty Good (Song About) Milana Vayntrub 2:06
34. You, Stephanie Mickus, Are (A Talented Person) 1:35
35. Dom Sinacola Song Forever 1:50
36. Jean-Paul Sartre Philosophical Ballad 2:03
37. Literary Honoré De Balzac Rock Ballad 1:28
38. Rock and Roll Thomas Mann 1:31
39. George Eliot Special Song Indeed 1:48
40. Ludwig Wittgenstein Philosophical (Song) 1:57
41. John Titor Travels in Time 1:59
42. Truman Capote Good Song 2:21
43. Matt Farley Fan Club Song 1:06
44. Good Writer Jonathan Eig Best 2:17
45. Ollie from B.U. 1:13
46. Lizzie Logan for Song 2:00
47. Scott Michael Foster 1:25
48. I Made (This Song) About James Vorel 1:31
49. Rebecca Traister Is Nice and Great 1:35
50. Vincent Rodriguez III, Oh Yeah! 1:40
Filet Mignon

**Filet Mignon** is track 4 on *Songs About Food* (2004) by The Spoiled Chefs and also track 21 on *Dislocated Songs* (2004) by Moes Haven.

Another Matt Farley song about filet mignon is "Filet Mignon is So Good!" by The Hungry Food Band.

## Lyrics

My filet mignon is a little overdone

but I’m gonna eat it eat it anyway

The chef is new, I don’t know what to do

somebody please tell me what to say

I’ve been coming here for such a long long time

& I like to have my steak a certain way

With a special sauce, and something on the side

and a nice clean napkin on my tray

Should I send it back?

Will the waiter attack?

Will the chef spit in my food this day?

Should I send it back?

Will the waiter attack?

Will the chef spit in my food this day?

My filet mignon is a little overdone

but I’m gonna eat it eat it anyway

The chef is new, I don’t know what to do

somebody please tell me what to say

I’ve been coming here for such a long long time

& I like to have my steak a certain way

With a special sauce, and something on the side

and a nice clean napkin on my tray

Should I send it back?

Will the waiter attack?

Will the chef spit in my food this day?

Should I send it back?

Will the waiter attack?

Will the chef spit in my food this day?