Blue's Clues: No Clues

I'm pretty sure you all heard of the popular American TV kids show, Blue's Clues.

The series was about a group of characters named Steve, Blue, Magenta, Green Puppy, Periwinkle, Mailbox, Side-Table Drawer, Felt Friends, Tickety Tock, Shovel, Pail, Slippery Soap, and the other characters I don't remember.

I remember the day like yesterday. It was a crisp Autumn morning, With a lot of leaves in the air. It was November, and I was just 9 years old. I was happy, it was Saturday. My mom had to run some errands, and my dad was at work on a Saturday. I had to take care of my 1 year old twin sisters, so did my older sister. I was the only boy child, and I grew out of Blue's Clues when I was 4, cause for some reason I thought it was too "girly". It was only 2001, so I wasn't really surprised of my 15 year old sister suggesting a Blue's Clues VHS.

I grew up this show in 2000, but in 2001 when i respected was too girly for kids, i was regconize to my older sister Julia to watch a brand new Blue's Clues VHS and take care of our little twin sisters.

I start opening the bottom of the desk showing a red VHS with white sides.

It reads, "No Clues".

The text of the VHS was written with a black Sharpie. Which was really unknown.

Julia said, "Mommy got this for us to watch."

I said, "Hold on, it's too dangerous, it was a backstory in 2000."

I used to be thinking when it was all a backstory showing my mother going to GameStop.

She was walking to buy a Blue's Clues VHS. She pays a card for the manager.

The manager said, "Thank you, Mrs. Darly! Do this VHS has the exact same thing?"

But then, the employee said, "Nope. Because that VHS means that Steve will come out your house tonight."

She was confused what's going on with the VHS as the backstory ends.

"Don't worry, I got all of our backs if there is something wrong Johnny," my older sister Julie replied.

Julia popped the VHS into the VCR, the videocasette of the VHS starts.

The announcer was heard when the videocasette starts saying, "And now coming to a videocasette!"

The screen shows the Paramount Feature Presentation logo, but it was basically changed.

Instead of the Paramount Feature Presentation that I expected, like my collection of all of my Rugrats VHS tapes. Instead, it was just the 1995 Paramount mountain doing there without text. Julia and I talked with each other, thinking that this VHS was just a special.

After about 20 seconds waiting, the Nick. Jr logo came on. But something gone wrong with the logo.

The Nick was just walking in a straight motion with the Jr following along. It was silent, the scene went on for 10 seconds.

My little twin sisters we're getting tired and we put them in their cribs.

As we got back to the family room, the VCR said "*play"* in the top left corner. We didn't even touch play! Anyway, we kept watching.

The Nick Jr. logo was still going and for 7 seconds.

Then, Face is shown on the VHS after the Nick. Jr logo faded to black.

He was a little different. His eyes were very dark crimson, and his white pupils were light lavender. He had a frown. After 5 seconds of silence, he finally said slowly," H-h-hi T-t-t-there, F-f-f-f..." Suddenly, Face wailed with pure static noise distorting his sobbing,"Why?...Steve...are...need..Blue..Whaaa...Blue's...next..Nick Jr...."

I was confused. I told Julia to eject the tape. She went to the VCR, Pressing the "Stop/Eject" button repeatedly.

She gave up and said, "Not again!"

I told her to just keep watching. So we watched it together.

The Blue's Clues intro started. But instead of the joyful guitar music, there was depressing piano music.

Steve said, "Hi! It's me, Steve! Is that you? It is? Great! Would you help me find Blue?" in a voice that sounded NOTHING like Steve.

As when Steve says that, Blue pops out at the left side of the sky, landing to the ground, playing with the Pixar ball. The screen was zooming to Steve's house, opening the door, revealing a man resembling Tom Hanks but with Steve's clothes.

Then, the TV bursted with static, and when the episode came back on, Steve was back to normal.

Steve said, "Hello little boys and girls, we won't play Blue's Clues today, Sorry!"

The background kids said in a confused voice, "Why not?"

The screen shot a tiny burst of static, revealing a grotesque and disgusting corpse of Blue.

Blue was sitting on a couch, belly all torn and her intestines tied all around her. Blue's eyes were popped out of her sockets, revealing orange-yellow eyes with no pupils.

We almost vomit because Blue was one of our favorite cartoon characters in our childhood. That's because she had a thick stomach.

It then cuts back to Steve. Steve was creepily smiling so big that it makes us think of suicidemouse.avi.

Steve said, "You kids will learn about DEATH!"

The TV turned to static for a boring 2 minutes. Julia and I talked about if this was actually made by Paramount.

I fell bored and i take all of the merchandise playsets from SpongeBob SquarePants, and ran out the family room to put them back in the playground to calm down.

Julia then called 911 but she accidentally drop her phone down the toilet, so we kept watching.

After the static ended, it cuts to Steve as the same. You can see Periwinkle next to the couch.

Steve said, "Ok, kids! The first we gonna kill is Periwinkle!"

Steve went to Periwinkle, Periwinkle said, "Hi, Steve! What are you doing?"

Steve didn't reply and instead, he suddenly sends Periwinkle to the washing machine.

Periwinkle starts to escape the washing machine but he failed. He stays here in the washing machine and becomes rotting meat with blood covering it inside on the washing machine. Steve was happy and returns to the living room, showing Green Puppy reading a newspaper.

An image with a text on it was underneath on the bottom of the newspaper, it says, "Boxing Challenge".

Steve said, "Hello little green puppy, do you want to be a wrestler?"

Green Puppy do barks when she is responded. Steve grabs her.

Steve said, "Blue let's skidooed, we can do."

Steve skidooed into a picture frame and puts Green Puppy to a wrestling set. Which shows Purple Kangaroo wearing boxing gloves and blue boots.

Steve said, "Are you ready?"

Green Puppy responds again as she barks, Steve used boxing gloves and blue boots to put in Green Puppy's limbs and he sends her to the wrestling set.

Green Puppy and Purple Kangaroo start fighting with their boxing gloves on a wrestling set, the scene starts repeating which starts getting faster as Green Puppy and Purple Kangaroo transformed their legs into rocket ships flying into the sky, they both suddenly explode and became fireworks with their body parts covering them. Steve was skidooed back and went to his couch.

Steve said, "Let's play the special game!"

The background kids cheering was heard in the screen.

He went to the Side-Table Drawer. Side-Table Drawer said, "Steve, i'm so ex-"

Steve suddenly kills the Side-Table Drawer with his gun and the screen cuts to black. Steve laughed in Donald Duck's voice.

After the screen faded back, we see Steve and Felt Friends on a kitchen.

Steve asked, "Do you want any juice?"

"Sure thing!" The Felt Friends replied.

Steve went to see Magenta reading a book but Steve grabs Magenta and he sends her to the blender. Steve presses the mix button which transforms Magenta into a red puppy as her glasses fall out, she melts and became blood shaping as water. Steve was happy and grabs a empty red juice which puts all the blood.

Steve puts the red juice into the oven, he later presses the temperature button to choose hot, while the oven started to see the red juice with Magenta's corpse inside transforming into Cyanide and Poison, Steve then grabs a Sledgehammer and finds Paprika and Cinnomen so he rises the bat in the air and the Sledgehammer smashes both Paprika and Cinnomen all over the counter, Steve collects the Paprika and Cinnomen after he opens the gate, mixes the remains in the juice, and sends the juice to the table.

Static shot across the screen which makes out the number 666 on it.

The episode came back on with Steve grabbing a red juice for Felt Friends.

Steve said, "Here you go, 2 servings of yummy juice."

They drank Steve's juice and liked it.

Mr. Salt asked, "Yummy, what is this?"

Steve replied, "Cyanide and Poison of course."

Mrs. Pepper screeched, "WHAT!?"

Suddenly, the Felt Friends we're coughing up salt and pepper out of their bottles instead of blood. Julia and I watched in horror as the Felt Friends suffered to meet their deaths. Steve was about to grab them.

Steve said in PewDiePie's voice, "Blue let's skidooed, we can do!"

Steve skidooed into another picture frame and put both Felt Friends into a wooden boat which there was a lagoon of lava in a black void, but as the Felt Friends got into the boat that was on the lava, the boat burned and the Felt Friends burned to death and Steve was happy then Skidooed back.

Steve was satisfied of his accomplishment. He just kept going.

Shovel and Pail were in the backyard, and they looked sad, and all they were doing were staring at a CGI clock that resembled Tickety Tock.

Shovel said, "Poor Tickety Tock."

Pail said , "I miss Periwinkle."

Steve came and said in an old man's voice, "And you're next!"

"NO!" the shovel and pail said.

Steve starts to growl like a tiger as he closes his eyes for 3 seconds and opened them revealing bloodshot eyes.

Shovel and Pail screamed and ran away from Steve.

Steve sang "Ring around the Rosie" in a creepy little girl's voice.

He found Pail and grabbed her by her handle. Pail was bloodcurdling screaming as blood shot all over the yard. Shovel started crying to his sister's death and sprinted away. Steve starts chasing slowly towards Shovel running but Snail suddenly appears in a flower.

Snail said, "Hi Steve, are you happy?"

Steve stomps Snail which she became a faceless light-pink molding clay as he continues chasing Shovel.

As when Steve slowly chases Shovel running, Turquoise gasped and hides in her shell. Steve then slowly stomps Turquoise's shell causing to explode revealing blood, now Turquoise becomes a deformed skeleton then Steve punches her away into a wood chipper as he continues chasing Shovel one time.

Shovel started running to the front yard where he found Mailbox. Shovel told Mailbox to run, but Mailbox said he couldn't, because he was stuck to the ground. Legendary music is heard when Shovel tries to save Pail.

Shovel was running saying, "I'm coming to save you Pail."

Steve came and said, "Hello little yellow shovel, wanna play?"

"Ok." Shovel answered.

Steve put first a giant oven from the kitchen acrossing Mailbox's left side, he later opens Mailbox's face to put Shovel instead of mail, he finally closes Mailbox's face and puts them into the oven, he presses the temperature button to choose hot, the oven starts to see Mailbox with Shovel inside on the oven gate screaming and yelling on the fire, that means when the oven starts to explode revealing a nuclear explosion.

After that violent explosion, the oven falls in the sky and crashes to the ground as the gate opens to see mutilated corpses of Mailbox and Shovel. Steve was happy and gets back to the house as we see static.

After the static was all gone, we saw Steve and Slippery Soap, but Slippery was blindfolded.

"Are you ready for your present Slipery?" Steve asked all fake happy.

Slippery said, "I'm always ready!"

Steve counted, "One, Two, Three!"

A knife sliced Slippery Soap in half. Steve was now happy.

The screen shows static and we see Steve sitting on a couch.

He was a little bit different when he kills all of his friends. He has bloodshot eyes, a scar on his left eye, a eye-bleed on his right eye, a broken pyjama covered in blood, burnt cheeks, a piece of light-pink molding clay stucked on his left shoe, one of the pieces of a turtle-like shell stucked on his right shoe and knives for spikes surrounding his back.

Steve looked up the backyard outside in the window, showing mutilated corpses of the Blue's Clues characters.

Periwinkle has turned into a lifeless, rotting meat inside a washing machine. And the others we're even worse than Periwinkle. These corpses include Slippery Soap as Steve's final victim. Julia told me what these corpses have they're names.

* Green Puppy and Purple Kangaroo - both become fireworks with their body parts covering them.
* Magenta - her corpse resembles water inside on a red juice as Cyanide and Poison.
* Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper - both cough salt and pepper and burning to death.
* Paprika and Cinnamon - their bottle bodies were smashed by a hammer.
* Pail - she was bloodcurling screaming as she's now a slice in half.
* Snail - she transforms herself into a faceless light-pink molding clay.
* Turquoise - her shell was missing and becomes a deformed skeleton on a wood chipper.
* Mailbox and Shovel - both lack pupils when they're burning inside the oven.

Steve went back to his couch and said, "Satan is my king, I must kill myself to make him happy!"

A noose then pops out at the ceiling causing to be Steve killing himself.

Suddenly, the screen turned black and a rope sound came out of the blue.

Then it cut to Steve hanging from a noose. He has light-yellow eyes with red pupils glowing white with a blurry black aura, similar to Squidward's Suicide. The screen later faded to black.

There was no credits, because the screen shows text.

Text read, "The Blue's Clues characters died. Now the series is cancelled. Have a nice life, kids! Goodbye!"

Then the text fade away and the Nickelodeon logo came on but was a knife.

Reason why it was shaped as a knife:

* On the handle of it was the number 666 on.
* On the bottom of it was "Tú Turno".
* Julia told me it was Spanish for "Your Turn".
* Juice Gyujz School from Peppa Pig was heard on the screen.

The screen blasted with static one more time and that was that.

We then contacted Angela Santomero about the episode we watched. All of the animators of Blue's Clues responded for several days. We told that it was one of the employees from Nickelodeon Studios who made this episode and got fired.

A group of cops came on by siren sounds and everything around. But when they all get out of their cars, they reach the employee who made this episode. All of them sprayed and tazed him at the same time, one of them put cuffs in his arms.

The police said, "You're under arrest for making this bizarre episode from Blue's Clues!"

I wish this never happened. The VHS got smashed to bits by Julia. That Blue's Clues VHS is why my family is like this, at least it's gone now.

I had nightmares for weeks, til one night, I noticed that Julia saw a man that looked similar to Steve. The man suddenly said "prepare to die", he went in our house, I went to Julia's room, Julia saw the man was walking slowly towards us.

We jumped out of the window and then went to the car, Julia drove and I was sitting of the other front seat. We then went to an apartment, safe and sound, and nothing ever happened ever since.

I call that VHS "**Blue's Clues: No Clues**".

It is my nightmare.

At least me and Julia were alive...

For Now.

Remember, if you watch a Blue's Clues episode that has cartoon violence and scary messages in it, Steve will kill you at 3:AM.

"The only way out of this hell is suicide".