Xingle Bingle II

* Disguise (Former)
* Disguise (Current)

**Xingle Bingle II** (or by his TikTok username @goofy.ahh.quandingaling6919) Is the main antagonist of the Quandale Dingle Lore. He is a Criminal who is rivals with Quandale Dingle and the arch-nemesis of Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut. He is the strongest deity (not omnipotent) in the Goofy Ahh Universe. Is said to have connections with the taliban, having ordered several airstrikes against nearby Yemeni villages. He is a suspect in the 1990 Chicken Wing Case and has a Screeno channel named ⩢⩦⩻⩭⩩ with 4.68 million subscribers, which is 8x less than Rick Dingle's channel. His current kill count is 5.18 million according to the HandeatPedia. He is also currently dead.

## Biography

He is an evil god disguised as a dog to obliterate the goofy ahhness of Dingleton because it gave his minions headaches, and after going to prison he formed an army of prisoners called Xingle Bingle's Army. But after he was killed during battle, he was sent to hell.

## Lore

* On May 25th 2022, he was arrested in florida for spawning the Wither on the beach.
* He plans to escape prison with Donald Trump, Huandale, and Shrek and commit world domination.
* In hell after he died, he was being forced to watch That Vegan Teacher's videos for eternity.
* Because of his revival and expansion of his army, The Goofy Ahh World War has taken place with currently 250 civilians killed.

## His Army

Xingle Bingle owns an army called Xingle Bingle's Army, a criminal organization in which Prisoners break out and get revenge on the people who got them sent to the slammer. But in March 21, 2023, a capybara named Kinkonklongetonga ToiletClogga Dingledong III told Rick Dingle about Xingle's true identity and is currently trying to spread the word to 100 people. Years later, Rick then tasered and shot Xingle Bingle with an AK-47 in his sleep.

## Personality

Xingle Bingle II is an absolute sociopath, as he does not care about the people around him (with the exception of his organization). Due to his actions, Xingle is claimed to be the most evil person in the lore, making him the main antagonist. He also extremely hates Rick Dingle because Rick is cooler and he even hates Alex Jefferson Dingle due to him being a cat. He especially hates their owner, Quandale Dingle.

## The Death Of Xingle

 File:Project 6.jpg  During a battle in new york on top of a building, Ricky Dingle sent in his missles to destroy the army. And it worked, the army died and during said explosion Xingle Bingle was flinged into a street in a neighboorhood. He then got run over by a racecar, breaking his neck and killing him. Meanwhile, because of the explosion the building collapsed. Ricky and Bluis survived.

## Revival

Xingle after dying arrives in hell and meets up with Grandpa, and rescues him from his torture as he told the devil to kill himself before escaping to the real world. Ever since then, Xingle has been revived and currently haunts the goofy ahh universe, vowing revenge against his enemies. He went in disguise as a white Borzois with his true form being a shadowy figure. The team is now currently run by Huandale, and as Xingle reunites with them they add more members and become the strongest of them all.

## Sizes

* Former (Same size as Rick Dingle)
* Borzoi disguise (Average borzoi size)
* True form (Average human size)
* Truest form (Half the size of Australia)
* Godly Form (Approximately 2x as big as Earth)
* Godly Form 2 (Approximately 10x as big as Earth)
* Godly Form 3 (Approximately 7.5x as big as Jupiter)

## Goals

* Exact revenge on Rick Dingle and Bluis Dittfach

## Forms

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## Crimes

* Photocopying 51 photocopies of paper money
* Setting the largest building in Foundland on fire
* Doing a broadcast interruption without permission
* Bombing the Sandwich Organization headquarters in Sandwich, Illinois
* Starting a Nazi Revolt in Skokie, Illinois since it was ethnically 45% Jewish
* Bombing the Trump Tower in Chicago, Illinois
* Attempting to Overthrow the Illinois People's Communist Party (IPCP) twice in 2031 and 2037
* Causing a civil war during the 3rd Illinois-Bocan War
* Cumming and raping LilyPichu with Daniel Larson
* Distrustation of CP
* Every grade murder
* Use of weapons of mass destruction
* Aircraft piracy
* Incest
* Congressional, Cabinet, and Supreme Court assassination
* Murder of US officers and employees
* Murder of UK officers and employees
* Rape
* Breaking out of prison
* Public indecency
* Theft
* Being a member of multiple cults
* Countless murder attempts
* Sneaking snacks into a theater
* Involmvent with maffia
* Bribing police officers
* Throwing people into wells
* Laundering money
* Tax evasion
* Dictatorship
* Stealing spacecraft
* Using forbidden reviving/sucking/fighting techniques
* Snorting pure Magic lean powder more than thrice
* Slave labour
* Treason against almost every country
* Robbery/burglary
* Kidnapping
* Rejecting a guy named Adolf Hitler from art school
* First degree felony
* MIP (minor in possession)
* Child abandonment
* Aggravated assault
* Insurance fraud
* Scamming indian scammers
* Conspiracy
* Speedrunning domestic violence
* Stalking
* Identity theft
* Manslaughter
* Planting c4's in a adoptation center
* Ordering order 66
* Saying that "It's morbin time" is not real
* Disliking Morbius
* Drinking Darth Vader's bath water
* Downloading 500 gb of explicit hardcore gay furry hentai porn
* Not stopping at a stop sign
* Starting WW4
* Not stopping at a stop sign
* Misusing federal property
* Poisoning his pet tarantula
* Downloading League of Legends in Illinois
* Watching pornhub in Illinois
* Hate crimes
* Overdosing on Benadryl
* Smuggling illegal drugs into California City, California
* Pardoning Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, and R. Kelly
* Cybercrime
* Trying to have intercourse with Carmen winstead
* Trying to have intercourse with Catherine The Great
* Trying to have intercourse with a giraffe
* Shooting a baby out of a catapult
* Putting milk before the cereal
* Medical malpractice
* Bombing the city of Lomé in Togo into anarchy
* Creating a city called Bin Laden City as a gang safehaven
* Acid attacks
* Having explosive diarrhea in a police station
* Creating CGP Grey Rule 34
* Strokin his "hot diggity dog" in public
* Asking CGP Grey Tiffany to sleep in bed with him
* Watching The Cringiest Video Ever
* Grand theft
* Conspiracy
* Being a Axel In Harlem fanboy
* Fetal abduction
* Forcible entry
* Frameup
* Speedrunning domestic violence
* Stalking
* Extortion
* Conspiring to accept a bribe
* Supporting the Aryan Brotherhood
* Corruption
* Trying to assassinate the president of Micronesia
* Bike Rage
* Deportation
* Mass genocide
* Hate speech on Joe Biden and Huey Long
* Robbing a fish n' chips store
* Personation of a juror
* Perverting the course of justice
* Pickpocketing
* Police impersonation
* Identity cleansing
* Blockbusting
* Insurance Fraud
* Vandalizing several quandale dingle wiki pages
* Breaking Microkini Bottom's leg
* Polygamy
* Saying HBO Max Velma was good
* Capital murder
* Possession of stolen goods
* Practicing without a license
* Prank calling the white house
* Preventing the lawful burial of a body
* Public nuisance
* Perjury
* Cock and Ball Torture
* Fraud
* Attempted bombing
* Corruption
* Air Rage
* Failure to obey a police order
* Lynching
* Animal Cruelty
* Evading capture by authorities
* Starting nuclear war
* Setting his parents on fire with a flamethrower
* Incest
* Identity theft
* Illegal fireworks operations
* Smoking in a no smoking area
* Watching the EPIC FLAG FAIL! Other states brutally ANNEX California! video in East Canada
* Slave labour
* Playing raid shadow legends
* War crimes
* Sending aid to rebels in Illinois
* Crimes against peace
* Creating a psa called Autism Speaks: I Am Autism
* Crimes of aggression
* Subscribing to algi adventures on youtube.com
* Intimidation
* Crimes against humanity
* Looting
* Shanking the queen of england
* Aircraft piracy
* Detonating an antimatter bomb
* Sneaking into Quandale Dingle's secret lair
* Being a member of multiple cults
* Bribery
* Being Straightphobic
* Ghosting
* Digging up John Wilkes Booth's corpse
* Hair theft
* Illegal immigration‎
* Happy slapping
* Hazing
* Various acts of fire bombings in Hell Hole
* Sneaking snacks into a theater
* Involvement with the mafia
* Saying the 1993 mario movie was better than the 2023 one
* Tax evasion
* Money laundering
* Carrying illegal weapons
* Smuggling contraband across the mexican border
* Playing favorites during bankruptcy cases
* Public indecency
* Theft
* Arson
* Battery on Michael Reeves and Blue
* Murder (all degrees)
* Saying the n word in Oblock
* Putting mayonnaise on a hot dog
* Video game piracy
* Stealing 500 trillion dollars from the bank of hell
* Stealing andrew tate's bugatti
* Saying morbius was a bad movie
* Summary executions
* Cannibalism
* Sending financial aid to ISIS
* Making "plants" in the shed
* Food poisoning
* Regicide
* Fratricide
* Bribing a grand jury
* Threatening to nuke Gindle
* Watching NotScotish Blue x Cyan videos inside of a Bocanis government building
* Murder of Israel officers and employees
* Peeing in a mcdonalds playplace
* Taking a shower with clothes on
* Blowing up a bridge
* Planting c4's in a mental hospital
* Sending Zambian people to "rehabilitation" camps
* Watching LightSwitchClash giantess videos
* Touching little kids
* Shipping himself with fnaf lore characters and gwain saga characters
* Violating Section 5 of the Public Order Act of 1986 572 times
* Blaming most of his crimes on Diego
* And many other devious ahh crimes against society we might never know about