Charles

Also known as Lifehack.

## Appearance

Unkept & hobo-chique with an awkward voice. His hat is a yellow kitchen colander with a bill made out of tape. His shoes are still full boxes of nose tissues. His shirt is an oversized muscle tank while his rolled & torn green pants run a little too small. The sunglasses clasped to his tank are way too small for his face. He has a soft tan. Underneath his hat is either long messy blonde hair that he never combs, or a very bad self-haircut. He has what appears to be age lines under his eyes, like Lance, & he frequently shows his teeth. His voice is very scratchy & makes him sound like an old man.

Prior to becoming homeless, Charles had 2 distinct styles. First was with his hair pulled back & a pale grey fedora with a sage green band, a pale grey long-sleeve sweater over a yellow shirt, sage green pants with rolled cuffs. & dark grey ankle boots. His second look has his long blonde hair loose with no hat, & the sweater had been swapped out for a powder blue hoodie. This second look was a mimic of Chill. His voice used to be smooth & mellow, like a DJ on an oldies or Jazz radio station, but Chill ruined it by apparently punching him in the throat off-screen.

## Quotes

* "Surely you could just eat the book, & gain the knowledge like our ancestors once did."
* "One man's trash is another man's medical supply."
* It can't be delusional if you don't subscribe to a concrete reality.
* "Who needs a home when the world is your bathroom?"

## Relationship

**Lance:** Kindred spirits & partners in crime.

**Chill:** Despite everything that went down between them, they have become friends again. It seems neither of them are one to hold a grudge.

**Milton:** Chases him off campus any time he sees him.

**Jack:** Lifehack convinced Grill not to back out on giving Jack a secret santa present. Jack gave him a game controller. which he uses to play Minecraft when Jack is offline. Lifehack told Brew & Quiz that Jack was his best friend.

**Brew:** Brew & Lifehack got off on the wrong foot in Minecraft due to the rumor that Brew was a griefer & a thief, & he thought Brew & Quiz wanted to steal everything he & Jack had worked for. In the end, things were resolved & Brew let Lifehack borrow his account so he & Jack could play at the same time.

## Trivia

* Used to have long straight blonde hair & a voice somewhat like Lance's, until Chill beat the crap out of him for framing him for spreading rumors about the other students.
* Expelled from campus over framing Chill & making dangerous lifehack videos.
* Repeatedly sneaks back onto campus with the help of Lance until Milton chases him off.
* Sleeps in a large trash bin & in the school's ASMR Room.
* His tea of choice is grass steeped in cold water.
* Milton called him "5 Minute Trash." Charles actually liked it.
* He sand "Wake Me Up Inside" by Evanescence on Grill's talk show.
* He used to have a Youtube channel where he spread rumors about other students while wearing a mask. Chill was mistaken for him due to them both having long blonde hair, powder blue hoodies, & tan skin.
* The mask was made out of pick-a-size paper towels with holes cut in them.
* Supposedly knows the identity of xXDied-DeathXx.
* He adopted the nickname Lifehack when Grill called him a hack & told him to get a life.
* Specializes in Crafts.
* Collects used band-aids. Often not his.
* Grew his armpit hair out during COVID lockdown.
* He frequently calls people on campus to either loan him $20 or bail him out. Which is interesting because his cell phone is an ice cream sandwich.
* Excels at crafting in Minecraft, & built most of Jack's castle.
* Some characters refuse to call Charles by his nickname, such as Milton & Brew.
* In Grill's video about Belle Delphine, which is imaginary & takes place in his head, Charles claimed to co-own a B&B with Ryan Reynolds. He also sang a bit of "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence as a joke, which got an entire music video due to fan demand.