Lost THX Tex Trailer: Tex and The Green Goblin

Warning: The following contains graphic violence that might not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

Me, Mr. Rod, Cyborg Kadin, Iron Kadin, Dr. Murtis, Officer J, and Zurg were on our way to stop the wedding of Tex and Oceanna and save the multiverse at the THX Headquarters. When all of a sudden, the car ran out of gas.

"No," said Dr. Murtis. "I thought I filled her up an hour ago!"

"We were tied up in Mommy Long Legs' web an hour ago," said Iron Kadin. "We didn't have time to get gas."

"There's a gas station straight ahead," I said. "Pull up there."

Dr. Murtis complied and we were at a gas station called Gobby Gas. That title alone was suspicious to me.

"OK," said Dr. Murtis. "Go get the gas."

"No," I said. "This is very sus to me. The station is called Gobby Gas. Who is nicknamed Gobby that is after our heads?"

"The Green Goblin!" Everyone said in unison.

"Bingo!" I said. "So, we need to figure out something else. Maybe we can get Triple A out here or something."

At that moment, Zurg used his blaster to power up the car. I was in awe at how he did that, while he was still mopping floors. Anyways, at that moment, The Green Goblin flew down and threw a pumpkin bomb at the station, blowing up the station.

"Kadin, Kadin, Kadin," said The Goblin. "Trying to stop the wedding of the year, huh?"

"Tex is gonna destroy the multiverse by having this wedding!" I yelled.

"No, he won't," said The Goblin, holding up another trailer. "Let's watch."

The trailer was called Tex and The Green Goblin and the cover consisted of Tex and The Goblin flying above the THX logo, while Toppy and Dave looked on in fear. The Goblin put the disc into the remains of the gas station, and the usual warning popped up:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote Toppy's THX Tex Trailer Wiki, despite it not being THX-certified. This trailer contains violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Stop it!" I yelled.

The trailer opened in the X of the THX logo once again. Oceanna and Tex were making a wedding cake together. Or at least, Oceanna was being forced too, while Toppy and Dave were tied on top of it.

"Why are we the cake toppers?!" asked Toppy.

"Because goat simps look good on my cakes," said Tex, with a sinister laugh. "Also, you guys are mocking me by making a THX Tex Wiki. That's fear and disrespect to me. No matter how good the fan fiction is!"

"I swear on Kadin's life that when I get out of this," started Toppy.

"You'll what? Hurt me?" asked Tex, with a laugh. "I doubt that very much."

At that moment, The Green Goblin flew into the room on his glider, looking visibly stressed.

"What's going on, Gobby?" asked Tex.

"Kadin and his team have escaped Mommy Long Legs!" yelled The Goblin. "They're on the way here!"

"I knew they would come!" said Toppy, excitedly.

"I don't think so," said Tex, laughing. "Get out of my sight, you three."

Tex pressed a button that sent the cake with Toppy and Dave on it and Oceanna down a tube that sent them back to their cages. Then, Tex sat down with The Goblin, grabbed him a slice of cake, and started chatting with him.

"So tell me about yourself, Gobby," said Tex.

"Well," said The Goblin. "First, I was the CEO of Oscorp Industries in beautiful New York City. I had millions of dollars and I helped people with advancements in health. Then one week, I was showing the US military and the board of directors the flight suit and glider we had developed, but they wanted me to rush into human testing for some performance enhancers that we were working on. So, I took the enhancers, and became this. I was split between my old self, Norman Osbourn, and this new me, The Green Goblin. I wanted more than what I had. But Spider-Man would always be there to ruin it for me!"

"Well, when we conquer the multiverse," said Tex. "I will definitely put Spider-Man on my list of people to kill. He will pay! They all will pay!"

The deep note played as Tex and The Goblin laughed like crazy. Then, "The Audience is Listening" and "To be Continued" appeared on the screen.

"You see?" said The Goblin. "Tex is gonna make sure you all pay. You can thank us later."

The Goblin was about to throw a pumpkin bomb at us. But Zurg was able to knock him off of his glider with his mop and give us enough time to run to the car.

"We'll meet again, Kadin!" yelled The Goblin as we drove away.

"Um, hey Kadin?" asked Zurg.

"Yes?" said all three of us. "Oh, you mean him."

"The only one who doesn't look like a robot," said Zurg.

"What's up?" I asked.

"How did I do?" asked Zurg.

"Very good," I said. "You're a natural fighter."

"Now that he's out of the way," said Dr. Murtis. "Let's go get Tex!"

We were on our way to save the multiverse once again. But another foe would stand in our way.

To be continued...