Laurie Vs Sully - Onitama - LOTB Quarter Final

**Laurie Vs Sully - Onitama - LOTB Quarter Final** is an episode of Lord Of The Board series 1, in which Laurie and Sully play *Onitama*.

"*I'm going to piss all over his house again.*"
―Sullivan
## Notable Moments

### Pre-match

* Brian Children and Trudi Trotters are our commentary team again - there's absolutely no conflict of interest, why would we even think that?
* Completely unrelated - Brian: "[Who will win?] Will it be stupid stupid Laurie? Or lovely sexy Sullivan?" Also Laurie pisses himself on a regular basis and Sullivan is a philanthropist.
* Adam does the teach in voiceover.
* The promos are superb again - although which one of our competitors is the heel here? Is it... could it be... is it *Sullivan*?
* Sullivan: "I'm going to win every single game I play for the rest of my life."
* Laurie: "I'm going to eat your still-beating heart ... but you're a nice guy."
* This is Laurie's game. As in, it's his copy. That did not help Blair much in her game, though.

### Game 1

* There's generally fair and unbiased commentary, as you'd expect.
* We start with whimsy and a variety of noises, but the taunting isn't far behind. Or the piece wiggling, for that matter.
* First blood goes to Sullivan, but he's more cautious. Adam: "How do you respond to the allegations that your big lad is scared to move?"
* Football!
* Laurie may have lost ~~some~~ all of his pieces but everybody seems to think that's not going to stop him. Adam: "He's down to one lad, and he's going to fucking kill you all."
* Didn't happen though. Laurie's going to try waking up and playing more and better in the next game.

### Game 2

* We descend into gibberish within the first couple of moves.
* Laurie can't make decisions and doesn't even like this game. His head is gone. Eventually he unravels at the very idea of taking his turn.
* Laurie: "You killed them all in cold blood, then you came and pissed in my house, Sullivan. How do you feel? You're a monster!"
* Brian: "The main thing about Sullivan is ... he's a FUCKING LEGEND!"
* Laurie's going to keep looking for hobbies until he finds one that doesn't betray him.
* Sullivan is trying to explain how complex strategy games might work, while Laurie rants about not wanting to take a turn and doesn't think about the moves. Laurie: "I didn't realise you were such a c\*\*\*!"
* We didn't quite make it through a video without Michael Caine.
* Brian takes Laurie's win ever so well. Laurie's claiming he had a plan all along.

### Game 3

* The move cards are ever so interesting in this one.
* Everything's getting tense now. Brian's commentary is becoming a little desperate. Sullivan's trying intimidation, in a very Sullivan way. Laurie seems to be taking this increasingly seriously. There's even silence from the chorus behind the camera.
* Sullivan is genuinely cross with himself. They both appeared to work hard for Laurie's win.

### Post-match

* Brian is distraught.
* Laurie is triumphant and coming for Adam: "This is it - when I beat you at this game and I go on to the final to become the Lord of the Board, then really - who actually is in charge of No Rolls Barred?"

## Winners

* **Game 1** - Sullivan
* **Game 2** - Laurie
* **Game 3** - Laurie