Pinky, Elmyra and The Brain Intros and Outros

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra Duff, animal-loving redhead!

BRAIN: And I am the Iconoclast, but call me Brain! Yes!

PINKY: Today's story is Fun, Time and Space. Fun fun, silly willy!

ELMYRA: When Brain says...

BRAIN: Go to the next page, please.

ELMYRA: ...obey him.

BRAIN: Go to the next page, please.

**OUTRO**

PINKY: Oh, well. It's over. It's definitely over.

ELMYRA: Replay the audiobook to hear it again!

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra Duff!

Brain: And I am the evil genius, the Brain!

Pinky: Today's story is called....

Elmyra: Party Night!

Brain: Yes!

Pinky: Anyway boys and girls, When you hear Elmyra say--

Elmyra: Next page!

Pinky: --you flip the page.

Brain: Let's begin!

**OUTRO**

BRAIN: That is it and it is over.

ELMYRA: Replay the audiobook to hear it again!

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! NARF!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra Duff!

Brain: And I am the evil genius, the Brain!

Pinky: Today's story is called....

Elmyra: That’s Edutainment!

Brain: Yes!

Pinky: Anyway boys and girls, When you hear Elmyra say--

Elmyra: Next up please!

Pinky: --you should flip the page.

Brain: Let's begin!

**OUTRO**

PINKY: It's over. Definitely over.

ELMYRA: Replay the audiobook to hear it one more time!

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! NARF!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra Duff, animal lover!

Brain: And I am the wicked genius, the Brain!

Pinky: Today's story is called...

BRAIN: The Mask of Braino! Yes!

PINKY: Whenever Brain says...

BRAIN: Flip the page over.

PINKY: ...remember to do just that.

BRAIN: Flip the page over.

**OUTRO**

PINKY: It is over, definitely over.

BRAIN: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

ELMYRA: Look for more of our adventures at libraries and stores near you! Just ask for NAA.

### Hurray for Meat!

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra Duff!

Brain: And I am the evil genius, the Brain!

Pinky: Today's story is called....

Elmyra: Hurray for Meat!

Brain: Yes!

Pinky: Anyway boys and girls, When you hear this sound--

(CHOMP SOUND EFFECT)

Pinky: --please turn the page.

Elmyra: Go on now, get on with the show!

**OUTRO**

Elmyra: Well, that's it! Replay the audiobook to hear it again!

### The Ravin

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra Duff!

Brain: And I am the evil genius, the Brain!

Elmyra: The name of this story is The Ravin. Whenever you hear this...(raven's bird call)...turn the page. Let's go!

**OUTRO**

Elmyra: Well, that's it! Replay the audiobook to hear it again!

### Squeeze Play

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and girls, I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra Duff!

Brain: And I am the Brain, the evil genius!

Pinky: Today's story is called Squeeze Play!

Elmyra: Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

Brain: Read along with us in your book.

Pinky: When you hear Elmyra say--

Elmyra: Flip the page!

Pinky: --you do that, all right?

Brain: Let's begin!

**OUTRO**

PINKY: That's it! Time's up!

BRAIN: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

ELMYRA: Look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you! And at your local library too! See ya soon!

### Wag The Mouse

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra Duff!

Brain: And I am the Brain, the evil genius!

Pinky: Today's story is called...

Elmyra: Wag the Mouse!

Brain: Bah, I say! Bah, humbug!

Pinky: So, boys and girls When you hear Elmyra say--

Elmyra: Go to the next page!

Pinky: --you can turn the page.

Elmyra: Have fun!

**OUTRO**

PINKY: It is all over.

ELMYRA: Replay this audiobook to hear it again!

BRAIN: I am out of here.

### Yule Be Sorry

**INTRO**

(PINKY ELMYRA AND THE BRAIN THEME)

PINKY: Hello boys and girls, I'm Pinky! TROZ!

ELMYRA: I'm Elmyra Duff, animal lover...

BRAIN: ...and I am the ever-so-wicked BRAIN!

ELMYRA: Today's story is called Yule Be Sorry.

PINKY: Read along with us and flip the page when you hear Santa's laughter. (HO-HO-HO SOUND EFFECT)

ELMYRA: Let the show begin!

**OUTRO**

Pinky: It's over. Bye now! Do come back soon. Zort!

### A Walk In The Park

**INTRO**

PINKY: Hello boys and girls, I'm Pinky! TROZ!

BRAIN: And I am the ever-so-wicked BRAIN!

ELMYRA: Today's story is called A WALK IN THE PARK. It's about me and my pet mice going to Duckyland!

PINKY: Read along with us and turn the page when Elmyra says...

ELMYRA: Next up, please!

**Outro**

PINKY: It's over, done, finished and kaput! Replay the audiobook to hear the story one more time.

BRAIN: Remember to look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you.

ELMYRA: Toodle-loo!

### Patty Anne

**INTRO**

(ITSY BITSY SPIDER plays in the background as the following dialogue is spoken.)

PINKY: Hello boys and girls, I'm Pinky! TROZ!

BRAIN: And I am the ever-so-wicked BRAIN!

ELMYRA: Today's story is called Patty Anne.

BRAIN: It is all about me as a wicked female robot.

PINKY: Anyway, dearest children, turn the page each time you hear this sound...(robotic "vrrr-clank" walk sound)

ELMYRA: Let the tale begin!

**OUTRO**

(SHOO FLY plays in the background as the following dialogue is spoken.)

PINKY: It's over, done, finished and kaput! Replay the audiobook to hear Patty Anne's story one more time.

BRAIN: Remember to look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you.

ELMYRA: Toodle-loo!

### The Icky Mouse Club

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and girls, I'm Pinky! NARF!

Elmyra Duff: I'm Elmyra Duff!

Brain: And I am the genius, The Brain

Pinky: Today's story is called.....

Elmyra Duff: The Icky Mouse Club!

Brain: Yes!

Pinky: Zort! When you hear Brain say--

Brain: Next!

Pinky: --you need to do flip the page!

Elmyra Duff: Let's go!

**OUTRO**

Elmyra: Aw, it's all over. Sad, isn't it?

Pinky: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

Brain: Remember to look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you.

### Gee, Your Hair Spells Terrific!

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra!

Brain: And I am the Brain, genius of the world!

Pinky: Today's story is called...

Elmyra: Gee, Your Hair Spells Terrific!

Brain: Read along with us in your book.

Pinky: When you hear Elmyra say--

Elmyra: Turn the page!

Pinky: --you do that, all right?

Brain: Let's begin!

**OUTRO**

ELMYRA: It's over, definitely over.

PINKY: Replay the audiobook once, twice, then 3 times to hear it again and again and again!

BRAIN: Search for more NAA products at fine shops near you.

PINKY: Until next time, see you later. Return again soon. Zort!

### My Fair Brainy

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Brain: And I am the one and only... The Brain

Pinky: Today's story is called My Fair Brainy!

Brain: Eh.. yes.

Pinky: When you hear Brain say--

Brain: Turn the page.

Pinky: --you do that, alright? Let's begin!

**OUTRO**

BRAIN: Replay the audiobook to hear this story one more time.

PINKY: If not, bye-bye and come back again soon. Troz!

ELMYRA: Remember to ask your favourite store or library for NAA if you want more stories!

### Better Living Through Cheese

**INTRO**

PINKY: Hello boys and girls, it's Pinky, Elmyra and The Brain! Narf!

ELMYRA: Today's tale is Better Living Through Cheese. So when you hear Brain say...

BRAIN: Flip the page over.

ELMYRA: ...obey him.

BRAIN: Flip the page over.

**OUTRO**

PINKY: WOW! I am so glad that it is over.

BRAIN: Replay this audiobook again and read this book again!

ELMYRA: See you on our next adventure!

### At The Hop

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra!

Brain: And I am the Brain, your leader

Pinky: Today's story is--

Elmyra: At The Hop!

Pinky: \*frustrated sigh\*

Brain: Oh, come on!

Elmyra: So, When you hear this sound--

(Bouncing Sound Effect)

Elmyra: You need to know that it's time to turn the page!

Pinky: Oh, do remember that!

**OUTRO**

Elmyra: Well, hope you enjoyed the tale!

PINKY: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

BRAIN: If you don't wish to replay, look for more No Adults Aloud productions at a store near you!

### How I Spent My Weekend

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra!

Brain: And I am the Brain, genius of the world!

Pinky: Today's story is called...

Elmyra: How I Spent My Weekend.

Brain: Very nice.

Elmyra: Thanks!

Pinky: Anyway, boys and girls, When you hear Elmyra say--

Elmyra: Flip the page!

Pinky: You need to do just that!

**OUTRO**

Elmyra: Well, I hope you enjoyed the tale!

BRAIN: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

PINKY: If you don't wish to replay, look for more No Adults Aloud productions at a store near you!

### The Girl With Nothing Extra

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! POIT!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra!

Brain: And I am the Brain, ruler of the world!

Pinky: Today's story is called...

Elmyra: The Girl With Nothing Extra!

Brain: Read along with us and turn the page when Pinky says...

Pinky: Narf!

Elmyra: Let's read!

**OUTRO**

Pinky: It's over and done!

Brain: Just replay the audiobook to hear it again.

Elmyra: Goodbye until the next time we meet again.

### Cute Little Alienhead

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! POIT!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra!

Brain: And I am the Brain, ruler of the world!

Pinky: Today's story is called...

ELMYRA: Cute Little Alienhead.

BRAIN: Read along with us in your book and turn the page when your hear the sound of a laser gun firing. (LASER)

ELMYRA: Let's read together.

**OUTRO**

Pinky: All right, that's it. It's done.

Brain: If you want to hear it again, simply replay the audiobook and start over again.

Elmyra: If not, see ya later gator!

### Narfily Ever After

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! POIT!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra!

Brain: And I am the Brain, ruler of the world!

Pinky: Today's story is called Narfily Ever After.

Elmyra: It's a once upon a time story.

Brain: Yes!

Pinky: Anyway, boys and girls, When you hear the windchimes ring...

(Wind-Chimes Ringing)

Pinky: You need to flip over the page, as usual!

**OUTRO**

Pinky: It's over, definitely over!

Elmyra: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

BRAIN: We have left the building.

### The Cat That Cried Woof

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello boys and Girls I'm Pinky! ZORT!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra Duff!

Brain: And I am the master mind, the Brain!

Pinky: Today's story is called....

Elmyra: The Cat That Cried Woof!

Brain: No need to get silly!

Pinky: Anyway boys and girls, When you hear this sound--

(dog bark)

Pinky: --you flip the page.

Brain: Come on! Let's go already!

OUTRO

PINKY: It's over, it's definitely over.

ELMYRA: Replay this great audiobook to hear it again!

BRAIN: Good-bye.

### The Man From Washington

**Intro**

Pinky: Hello, boys and girls, I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra!

Brain: And I am the Brain, your leader.

Pinky: Today's story is called The Man From Washington

Elmyra: Read along with us and turn the page when Brain says...

BRAIN: Proceed to the next page.

ELMYRA: Let's have fun!

BRAIN: Proceed to the next page.

**Outro**

PINKY: Well...that is it.

ELMYRA: If you want to listen to this great audiobook again, just go back to page one!

BRAIN: If not, go to your favourite store and ask for more NAA productions.

### Pinky's Dream House

**INTRO**

Pinky: Hello, boys and girls, I'm Pinky! TROZ!

Elmyra: I'm Elmyra!

Brain: And I am the Brain, your leader.

Pinky: Today's story is about my dream house! Ta-da!

Elmyra: Oooh, nice!

Brain: When you hear Pinky say--

Pinky: Flip the page!

Brain: You need to do just that!

Elmyra: Turn it over, please!

**OUTRO**

PINKY: That was a great story!

BRAIN: Replay the audiobook to hear it again.

ELMYRA: Look for even more NAA products at stores near you!

### Teleport a Friend

**INTRO**

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: NAA and Meredith Rusu are proud to bring you WB Read Alongs...PINKY, ELMYRA AND THE BRAIN in TELEPORT A FRIEND. Follow the story in your storybook and turn the page when you hear this sound...(Laser.)

**OUTRO**

CARA HARNELL THE STORYTELLER: That is the end of the tale. Look for more NAA productions at fine stores near you and at your local library.

### Mister Doctor

INTRO

Cara Harnell: NAA and Meredith Rusu are proud to bring you WB Read Alongs...PINKY, ELMYRA AND THE BRAIN in MISTER DOCTOR. Follow the story in your storybook and turn the page when you hear this sound...(ringing doorbell.) Let's begin now.

OUTRO

Cara Harnell: That is the end of the tale. Look for more NAA productions at your local library and at fine stores near you.