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Nut Bandicoot

Nut Bandicoot is the daughter of Coco and she's a nerd!

## Info

Name: Nut Bandicoot

Age: 14

Parent's Story: Crash Bandicoot

Appearance: I'm an orange bandicoot girl with glasses and braces.

 Alignment: Royal

Roommate: Bunny Tsukino

Secret Heart's Desire: To be a great inventor!

My Magic Touch: I can make a lot of gizmos and stuff like that. And I also know KA-RA-TAY!

Storybook Romance Status: I love hot guys that are dumber than me.

Oh Curses Moment: I have a dental and nasal lisp and get bullied for it.

Favorite Subject: Robotics. I can make cool stuff here.

Least Favorite Subject: Damsel in Distressing. I never get saved.

Best Friends Forever After: My Cousin Smash, Zerelda Triforce and Marcel Mario.

## Bio

Wassup everyone. I'm Nut Bandicoot. My mom is Coco and my dad is N. Gin (and he was the one who gave birth to me) I'm a nerd and I love nerdy stuff and boring you with useless facts. Did you know Bandicoots like myself have the shortest gestation period of all the animals? Of course not. I have pictures of random scientists in my room.

My cousin Smash attends this school. We're best friends alongside the other video game characters. But I really really hate that goth b\*tch Lina. She thinks she's so smart, UGH! Jock guys are always stealing my lunch money. Thankfully I steal it back. After all, karate isn't for show. HY-YAH!

I am a feminist and I use Tumblr. I love talking to Inga and Letitgo as well as trolling people. I don't shave because I'm an animal, and I don't wear bras because I have no boobs. I'm a feminist videogame character, but I'm badass as videogames go. After all, who can beat a bunch of mutant animals and not be badass?

## Trivia

* Like all nerds, she reads lots of books all the time, is socially awkward, and is normally using a computer.
* Nut is a Tumblr user and enjoys mlm manga. (she is a Fujoshi)
* She is friends with Sam Frost and Mengistu.
* Like her mother, she is voiced by Debi Derryberry.
* She enjoys hipster food like avocado toast, kale juice and unicorn themed food.
* Nut is an expert hacker, and she knows lots of secrets.
* Nut's father N. Gin works as a substitute teacher under Dr. Tenma.
* She's rather unpopular with some feminists due to being a video game character. But she doesn't care cause she's badass.
* She is a vegan.
Armel~Sandra

❝**I sore across skies and i swim within the depths of the ocean**  ❞

~Areml~

## name

**AREML~~OVERCASTERS**

## **Appearance**

### **Description**

Armel is a sweet dragon and fish cat. She is nice to anyone around her, and will help with anything if needed. She can be shy at times but she will easily warm up to anyone.

**Voice:** Her voice is a high but yet soft tone.

**Scent:** She'd usually smell like the ocean, then the sweet smell of air up above

**Breed:** Fish-Dragon **Colors**: Russian blue white and a magenta outline to her underbelly

Small and cute   = Base

  None  = Markings

  Small  = Underbelly/Paws

**Eyes**

 Black   = Sclera

  a dark blueish  = Iris

 Dark gray   = Pupil

Credits to ArkhamHood

## **Personality**

* **trait:** Sweet
* **trait:** nice
* **trait:** funny
* **trait:** friendly
* **trait:** sometimes shy
* **trait:** likes everyone

## **Likes & Dislikes**

### **Likes**

* I like friends
* i like swimming
* i like flying
* i like meeting new cats
* i like Fish
* i like flowers/roses

### **Dislikes**

* i hate ravens
* i hate mean cats
* i hate traitors/ lairs
* i hate muggy water
* i hate the dark
* i hate big creatures

### **Fears**

* Fear of anything bad happening to me my tribe or any of my relatives

* This fear is bad for Armel because she constantly worries about everything

## **History**

### **Background**

Armel was a small shecat, rose by one Atlantis cat and a Overcaster making her half fish and half dragon and she was raised in Overcasters tribe.

### **Timeline**

**??hood**

**Age range:** 21
**Clan:** Overcasters
**Cats involved:** i?

* Armel is a mixed element
* She used to be very shy
* She used to like Ravens

## **Relationships**

### **Kin**

Lucas - Scarlet - Armel - Blaise - The rest unknown

**Parents**

* Lucas and Scarlet

**Siblings**

* Blaise

**Neice(s)**

* None

**Nephew(s)none**

## Click [EXPAND] To see Fellowships.
**⦁ = Respect**

**⦁ = No opinion/Not known well enough| ⦁⦁ = Unsure/Leaning towards dislike**

**⦁ = Friend/fond of | ⦁⦁ = Good Friend/Close**

**⦁ = Buddy/ Semi-close |⦁⦁ = Best Friend/Tight and close**

**⦁ = Attraction/Likable | ⦁⦁ = Crush**

**⦁ = Love/Like Family | ⦁⦁ = Mate**

**⦁ = Dislike | ⦁⦁ = Hate/Despise**

**⦁ = Suspicious | ⦁⦁ = Jealous**

**⦁= Mentor/Apprentice | ⦁⦁ = Family**

**Character**/Colored dot key/Rank/Relationship with them/Trust rate

*Description of feelings on the character (from Armel~Sandra's perspective).*

* ??clan bonds
* NPC bonds

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## **Quotes**

❝ *quotes here kid* ❞

— *oc name to oc name*

## **Scrapbook**

### **Art**

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### **IRL**

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Verdana Mermaid

**Verdana Mermaid** is the daughter of the Little Hipster Mermaid, and she likes stuff before it's cool!

## Info

Name: Verdana Mermaid

Age: 15

Parent's Story: The Little Hipster Mermaid

Appearance: I have cymotrichous coquelicot tresses with air superiority blue oculi. I have a jungle green posterior and a wisteria seashell brassiere.

Alignment: Hipster

Roommate: Roommates are so mainstream.

Secret Heart's Desire: To show off my splendiferous hipster style.

My "Magic" Touch: I do everything before it's cool and I speak in Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness.

Storybook Romance Status: All the cretinous boys here are too mainstream.

"Oh Curses!" Moment: No one understands my loquacious way of bloviating.

Favorite Subject: Mealtime. Here I can gormandize massaged kale and imbibe PBR.

Least Favorite Subject: Everything Else. School is so mainstream.

Best Friend Forever After: All the pretentious hipsters.

## Biography

Gi suilon! (That's a Sindarin greeting. Hello is too mainstream.) I am Verdana Mermaid, the daughter of Hipster Ariel, who prefers to be called Helvetica. Even though I am not a fairy tale, I left the ocean because it's too current. I live in Portland, Oregon like a true hipster.

I am very fastidious, and I am quick to judge anyone and anything. I am a vegan and I only eat organic food because hipsters do not partake in the gormandization of processed food and inferior food like McDonald's (which isn't even real food, unlike my beloved Chipotle). My choice of beer is PBR. I wanna be where the PBR! I can swim, and I swim in the second stream because the main stream is too mainstream.

Look at this stuff! Isn't it neat! My vinyl collection is also complete! I refuse to listen to mainstream music, preferring hipster bands like The Decembrists, Arcade Fire, Of Monsters and Men, and Animal Collective. I listened to Belle and Sebastian before they were in Disney movies. I get apoplectic whenever a hipster band becomes mainstream. I want to fusillade Nate Ruess and Fun. for going mainstream! Although Jack Antonoff and I can still hang out since we're both super hipster. Me, him, and Lena Dunham love to gormandize massaged kale and imbibe PBR together like true hipsters.

I was a hoarder before it was cool. I've got gadgets and gizmos a plenty! But they're so obscure you've probably never heard of them. It's a dinglehopper, Eric! Never mind. You've probably never heard of it.

My dream is to get legs so I can wear skinny jeans. You can't wear them when you have flippers. When I get my legs and my skinny jeans, I'll never want to have flippers again.

Namárië!

## Trivia

* She is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
* She is a hardcore socialist.
* She gives a fuck about an Oxford comma.
* She sips almond milk lattes at Starbucks.
* She is extremely anti-Israel and wants Israel destroyed.
* She wants to name her first son Atticus and her first daughter Pandora (typical hipster names).
* She wants to wear Navajo hipster panties under her skinny jeans.
* She wants a boyfriend with a man bun.
* She'll give up her voice for a vagina.
* She is guilty of hipster racism. (Look it up on Wikipedia.)
Bunny Tsukino

Bunny Tsukino is the kawaii daughter of Sailor Chibi Moon, and she is so KAWAII!!!!

## Info

Name: Bunny Tsukino

Age: Nobody counts their age in Crystal Tokyo but I consider myself 15.

Parents Story: Sailor Moon

Appearance: I have sugoi pale pink hair and bunny ears, a pink sailor fuku, a pink crown, pink boots and blue eyes like my grandma.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: Nut Bandicoot

Secret Heart's Desire: To be the most Kawaii Senshi ever!

Storybook Romance Status: Delta Knight is my true love!

"Oh Curses!" Moment: Everyone is so mean to me. They call me a crybaby!

Favorite Subject: Magicology because I get to use my kawaii powers!

Least Favorite Subject: Damsel-In-Distressing, it's so SCARY!

Best Friends Forever After: Lusu Dragfilia cause she is as kawaii as me.

## Bio

Konichiwa!!! I'm Bunny Tsukino, the daughter of Chibiusa Tsukino and Helios, and the granddaughter of Neo Queen Serenity/Usagi Tsukino. I came to Ever After High to find my true love! Who would that be? Well duh, it's obviously the hottie DELTA KNIGHT! SQUEEE!!!!

I hope Delta Knight can come and save me. After all, a real Sailor Senshi has to rely on a man, RITE!? But there are lots of other icky men here. Like that big-nosed Dr. Tenma, that bitch Rhonda Repulsa, that crazy nutjob Hyness, and all the majuu from the Dark Kingdom. But my biggest enemy has to be Queen Beryl's evil son Aquamarine. After Delta Knight deals with them, I finish them off with my pink tiara.

I'm girly and kawaii and I love all things kawaii. I wanna be a Sailor Senshi like my grandma, and I call myself Sailor Bunny Moon. I'm also immortal like all the residents of Crystal Tokyo. I love bunnies, pink things, cute things, strawberry ice cream, cake, cookies, magic, the moon, ponies, anime (anything kawaii), manga (more kawaii things) and girly things.

I have a pet pink bunny named Sakura, but he's male. He is so kawaii and awesome.

## Trivia

* Her hair is naturally blonde.
* She is friends with Kate Loxley, Apricot Toadstool and hates Dr. Tenma.
* She loves yaoi but hates yuri because "lesbians are gross".
* She once became the Black Lady, but stopped because she was too cowardly to be evil.
Apricot Toadstool

**Apricot Toadstool is the daughter of Princess Peach and she loves to get kidnapped!**

## Info

Name: Apricot Toadstool

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Super Mario Bros.

Appearance: I'm a blonde with a pink dress, gloves, and a crown.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: My room is in a dungeon.

Secret Heart's Desire: To be kidnapped and saved a lot.

My Magic Touch: I can get kidnapped a zillion times.

Storybook Romance Status: Whoever is the next Mario will be my love.

Oh Curses Moment: I'm always in another castle.

Favorite Subject: Damsel-in-Distressing. It's fun!

Least Favorite Subject: Heroics 101. I'm too wimpy for it.

Best Friends Forever After: Zerelda Triforce because she gets kidnapped a lot too.

## Biography

   I am the daughter of Princess Peach, and I love to get kidnapped. I'm kidnapped no fewer than three times a day. Bowser wants to kidnap me constantly because I'm a beautiful but dumb princess. All of the fairy tale villains want to kidnap me, and that's great! SQUEE!

I am SO a girly girl - I like feminine things like make-up and jewelry and clothes. I'm also a fan of bubblegum pop because it's girly. I also like to paint my nails with Armpit Icarus.

I'm in Mario Kart, where I drive a whole bunch of pink karts. My favorite kart is one that has the girly station on it. It plays sickeningly girly music. I like to drive off a cliff and into buildings.

I'm also in Super Smash Bros., where I wear a dress and heels, I bitch-slap opponents, I have a vegetable garden, and one of my most powerful moves is my ass. And I hit them back with a frying pan. I do that to all the people who complain about me being sexist.

I also like poop. Lots and lots of poop. I'm a poop princess.

## Trivia

* Apricot is a devoted Catholic.
* She can count to purple backwards.
* She likes Rebecca Black and Alison Gold.
* She likes the DARE song (even though she also likes crack).
* She has a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
* She believes in reptilians.
* She is pro-Gamergate and hates Anita Sarkeesian for calling her sexist.
* Her favorite food is giant peaches that restore her health.
Regina Black

**Regina Black** is da daughter of RABEKKUH BLAQUE, and she gotta get down on Friday!

## Info

Name: Regina Black

Age: 14

Parent's Story: Friday

Appearance: I've got long black hair and brown eyes and I wear a purple sleeveless dress over black leggings.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: Sonica Hedgehog

Secret Heart's Desire: To have a ball on Friday.

My "Magic" Touch: I can sing with a really bad autotuned voice.

Storybook Romance Status: Any boy who likes Friday is my kind of boy!

"Oh Curses!" Moment: Everyone thinks my song is annoying.

Favorite Subject: Muse-ic. I can sing Friday in here!

Least Favorite Subject: Toilets.

Best Friend Forever After: Everyone who hangs out with me on Friday nights.

## Biography

Hello. I am Regina Black, the daughter of Rebecca Black. You know, the girl who sings Friday.

Every morning, I wake up at 7 AM and I gotta be fresh and gotta go downstairs, and I gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal. Which cereal should I have - chocolate or peanut? Maybe chocolate because peanut makes my face swell up. Afterwards, I see my friends, and I have to make the most important decision of the day. Should I take the front seat or the back seat? Which seat can I taaaaake?

I have an extremely autotuned voice, and I sound like a robot. I also have robotic powers, like shooting lasers out of my eyes, rechargable batteries, and beeping noises. I also plan on world domination once a week.

At Ever After High, I run around the school like a maniac singing Friday and annoying the living hell out of people. I also drive my car around, sitting in the front seat and kicking in the back seat.

I love fun, fun, fun. I also love the band Fun., especially that cute lead singer Nate Ruess! He is so kawaii desu ne!

Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards. I DON'T WANT THIS WEEKEND TO END!

## Trivia

* Her favorite food is fried eggs.
* She is an ally of Barney and Dr. Tenma.
* She has all sorts of illegal substances in her purse.
* She shoved a Cutiefly up her ass.
* She claims to see the Virgin Mary on grilled cheese.
* She is good friends with Patrice Wilson, the owner of ARK Music Factory.
* She just plain doesn't like black people (except for Patrice Wilson, of course).
* She plugs her toaster into the plug above her sink. (You know what they say: all toasters toast toast.)
Leslea Shero

**Leslea Shero** is the son of Captain Hero from Drawn Together, and he is a super ZERO!

## Info

Name: Leslea Shero

Age: 16

Parent's Story: Drawn Together

Appearance: I'm a manly man hero with muscles, a cape, and a blue leotard.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: Billie Joe Sockbat

Secret Heart's Desire: To pretend to save the world and actually ruin things for everyone.

My Magic Touch: I am the world's lamest superhero.

Storybook Romance Status: I'll do anything that moves!

Oh Curses Moment: I'm a deranged sociopath who goes violent over stupid things.

Favorite Subject: Heroics 101. It's so fun to wreck things in here!

Least Favorite Subject: Masculinity 101. I always get picked on in here for wearing dresses.

Best Friends Forever After: My nonexistent sidekick, Captain Girl.

## Biography

Leave me alone! I've got to fill out my Special Olympics application.
Mackenzie Brave

**Mackenzie Brave** is da daughter of MAREEDAH from BRAVE, and she wants to see you be brave!

## Info

Name: Mackenzie Brave

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Brave

Appearance: I'm a ginger with long, curly red hair, freckles, a dark forest green outfit, and emerald green eyes.

Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: Flan Viera

Secret Heart's Desire: To show the world my brave!

My Magic Touch: I am a badass archer.

Storybook Romance Status: I have a huge crush on Calvin Harris, but he ignores me. WAAAAH!

Oh Curses Moment: Sometimes my brave can get too big.

Favorite Subject: Muse-ic because I can sing Brave!

Least Favorite Subject: Magicology because I can only turn things into bears.

Best Friends Forever After: I don't need friends. I've got to be brave!

## Biography

Hello there, lads and lasses. I'm Mackenzie Brave, the daughter of Merida from Brave. I'm a princess of the Highlands of Scotland, I live in the bonnie shire of Ross with my parents Merida and Lord Macguffin, my grandparents King Fergus and Queen Elinor, my little brothers Donald, Duncan, and Douglas (they're triplets), and my baby sister Fergie. All the men in my family wear kilts, and no true Scotsman wears underwear under his kilt!

My favoritest song in the world is Brave by Sara Bareilles. Say what you wanna say, and let the words fall out. Honestly...I wanna see you be brave! It's a very empowering song, and it stops bullies from trying to beat you up. It's also a hit feminist single - I'm a feminist and I love female empowerment. I need it to kick some male bum.

Other things I like include archery, drinking, bears, and punching Lord Macintosh in the belly (since he never wears a shirt). I'm especially fond of bears. I have a pet bear cub named Lady Macbeth. She likes to play the bagpipes and eat haggis. She's a very bonnie lassie.

I'm a badass archer and I want to kick male bums with my bows, but I don't want to turn my mother into the bear. Bears may be cute when they're little, but when they grow up they get ugly.

There's so many bullies at Ever After High, which gets me very angry. I'll show them how big my brave is. Show me...HOW BIG YOUR BRAVE IS! I have the biggest brave in the world. My brave is bigger than yours!

## Trivia

* She speaks in a thick Scottish accent.
* She is handsome, she is pretty, she is the belle of Belfast City, she is a-courting one, two, three, pray won't you tell me who is she?
* She keeps a picture of Calvin Harris wearing a speedo under her pillow.
* She is friends with Letitgo Arendelle and Inga Trolsen.
* She is an atheist.
* She loves haggis.
* She is opposed to Brexit.
* She uses "brave" as a euphemism for penis.
Barney

**Barney** is an evil, murderous purple dinosaur who roams the streets of Ever After High and an enemy of Letitgo Arendelle.

## Info

Name: Barney the Gay Purple Dinosaur

Age: 65,000,000

Parent's Story: Barney and Friends

Appearance: I'm a super swello purple dinosaur with a big smile.

Alignment: The Barney Bunch

Secret Heart's Desire: To murder Letitgo Arendelle and her brethren and sistren.

My Magic Touch: I sing stupid kiddie songs and murder people.

Storybook Romance Status: My husband is Drew Pickles from Rugrats. (He divorced Charlotte so he could marry me - we both wore wedding dresses at our wedding!)

Oh Curses Moment: I have the world's most retarded laugh.

Favorite Subject: Crime 101. I like to murder people in here.

Least Favorite Subject: Paleontology. All the dinosaurs in here are mean to me.

Best Friends Forever After: My other super-swello sexy faggots in The Barney Bunch!

## Biography

Hello there! I'm Barney, the gay purple dinosaur. I'm the host of a totally stupid kids' show. I sing stupid kiddie songs and teach kids family-unfriendly morals (like telling them a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet). But in my spare time, I like to kill people.

I roam the streets of Ever After trying to murder Letitgo Arendelle and her friends. I carry an axe with me at all times and I murder random people, thus making me very dangerous. I have a hit book since a hit list won't cut it.

I am rated PG for "pretty gay" and I have a lot of boyfriends, but my best butt buddy is Drew Pickles, leader of the Barney Bunch. We like dildis and butt plugs and we say "bag, that was swell". We partake in gay orgies while we're in my private basement. Anyone who objects to it is a homophobe and will be axed (literally).

## Trivia

* Barney was responsible for several tragedies. He kidnapped (and ate) Amelia Earhart, he drilled holes in the Titanic, and he wrote the screenplay for Foodfight.
* Barney is Angelica Pickles' stepfather, thus making him Devilica Pickles' stepgrandfather.
* Barney killed the other dinosaurs from his show and ate them.
* Dr. Tenma is one of his ex-boyfriends.
* He had steamy hot sex with Kevin Spacey.
* He likes to wear a pink tutu, but only sometimes.
* He sold his soul to the devil.
* He is a high priest in the Church of Satan.
* He is enemies with the Betty Bunch and the Angelica Angels.
* When he is injured, he screams the Howie scream.
* He hates Jurassic Park because all the dinosaurs in it are female (and the dinosaurs also like to make fun of him).
* He drives a bus and always makes black passengers sit in the back because he is racist.
* He loves Michael Jackson because both of them are pedophiles and sick, twisted freaks.
* Scientists estimate a T-Rex dick could be up to 12 feet long!
Dr. N. Gin

Dr. N. Gin is Dr. Tenma's assistant in Robotics and he's CRAZY!!!

## Info

Name: Dr. N. Gin

Age: 40+

Parent's Story: Crash Bandicoot

Appearance: I'm a round chubby ginger cyborg with half my face covered in metal and I have a missile on my head.

 Alignment: Neutral

Secret Heart's Desire: To be the most gorgeous cyborg in the world.

My Magic Touch: I'm insane, and a genius. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Storybook Romance Status: I'm married to Coco Bandicoot and I have a daughter named Nut, though I'm open for anything.

Oh Curses Moment: I get abused a lot. AND I'M NOT PRETTY ENOUGH!!!!

Favorite Subject: Fashion. I WANT TO BE PRETTY DARN IT!!!!

Least Favorite Subject: Advanced Wooing. people think I'm ugly after all.

Best Friends Forever After: Who needs friends when you have MUFFINS!!!

## Bio

Hello my pretties! I'm Dr. N. Gin. I'm the assistant to the wonderful Dr. Tenma in robotics class, and the father to the lovely Nut Bandicoot. I married Coco some time ago (and I WORE THE DRESS!!!) and then I got pregnant with Nut. I'm currently pregnant with my second child. What? That's biologically impossible? WELL SHUT UP BECAUSE I DON'T CARE!

I love crossdressing and acting effeminate. Ever since I was a boy I was abused and called ugly. BUT NOW I CAN BE PRETTY! AHHAAHAHH!!! Anyhow. I'm crazy and I have tendencies to do random things. People have called the police on me but IT WON'T WORK! AHAHAHH!

Coco is such a delicious bandicoot too...wait I meant Precious! Besides I don't even like vore. She's such a sweetheart and so is my daughter...

WHO ATE ALL MY MUFFINS!?

## Trivia

* N. Gin helped make Regina Black.
* He is often picked on much to Nut's dismay.
* Nobody knows how and why he can get pregnant.
* He hates preppies.
Ming-Ming

**Ming-Ming** is the son of Ling-Ling from Drawn Together, and he is a homicidal maniac!

## Info

Name: Ming-Ming

Age: 16

Parent's Story: Drawn Together

Appearance: I'm an orange rat with an exclamation point tail.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: Swanky Ham

Secret Heart's Desire: To become the greatest Battle Monster Ever!

My Magic Touch: I have Battle Monster powers used for battling!

Storybook Romance Status: I date female Battle Monsters whenever I go clubbing.

Oh Curses Moment: I am the world's worst driver.

Favorite Subject: Battling. That's what a battle monster does!

Least Favorite Subject: Beast Training and Care. I'm not a pet.

Best Friends Forever After: None. I kill Gash.

## Biography

Konnichiwa! I'm Ming-Ming, the son of Ling-Ling from Drawn Together. I am a Battle Monster from Japan. I am a walking Asian stereotype - I can't drive, I eat cats and dogs, I know martial arts, and I have a teeny weenie. I also buy used panties from vending machines so I can sniff them.

I am extremely violent and love to kill people. I killed Gash, my Battle Monster master, because he is a douche. I also try to bomb the harbor (I got the idea from South Park). I will make all the kids buy Chinpokomon and use them to take over the world. As a side note, Chinpokomon means "little penis monsters" in Japanese. It's because they have little ding-a-lings.

I'm treated pretty poorly by my other housemates, including my roommate Swanky, who tries to eat me. My housemates always treat me like a pet because I am only two feet tall and look like a rat. Battle Monsters are a lot smarter than them. It's because we study harder. Because we're Asian, our parents always make us study and play the piano, lest all our toys get thrown into the fireplace.

Every Friday night I go clubbing to find female Battle Monsters so we can get jiggy with it all night long. I still haven't found the right girl. Maybe I'm an herbivore man and I should stick to dating Hatsune Miku body pillows.

Sayonara!

## Trivia

* His mother is Ling-Ling's girlfriend Ni-Pul.
* He loves Chinese food. (You know that it's true.)
* He gets aroused whenever he has a nosebleed.
* He is often mistaken for a girl, which he hates.
* He often gets bullied by actual Pokemon for being a ripoff.
* He takes driving tests for Vixen Love.
* He is a big fan of yuri.
* He is also a big fan of drug cheat Chinese swimmer Sun Yang.
* He hates Mack Horton and constantly sends him death threats.
* He is a supporter of the Chinese government.
* He likes to eat bats and pangolins and spread coronavirus.
* He is friends with the racist Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp.
* He is also friends with Lusu Dragfilia.
* He goes to school on Saturdays because in Japan they go to school on Saturdays. Unlucky for him, school is always closed that day.
Amnesia B'nargin Dalmasca

**Amnesia B'nargin Dalmasca** is the daughter of ASH from FINUL FANTASEE, and she loves picking her nose!

## Info

Name: Amnesia B'nargin Dalmasca

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Final Fantasy XII

Appearance: I've got blonde hair, a cream-colored top, and a red skirt with a blue belt thingy.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: Glitter Fairywinkle

Secret Heart's Desire: To save my people from the Archadian Empire.

My Magic Touch: I can pick my nose and eat the boogers.

Storybook Romance Status: I will marry a prince, but he'll die right after the wedding.

Oh Curses Moment: I pick my nose a lot and get all the nose hairs out.

Favorite Subject: Heroics 101. Perfect for a video game princess.

Least Favorite Subject: Princessology. I'm not allowed to pick my nose in here.

Best Friends Forever After: Everyone!

MORE COMING SOON
Pikachu

Pikachu is an evil Pikachu who is obsessed with Dustin Ketchum.

## Info

Name: Cerberus Lucifer Lilithia Pikachu

Age: 666

Parent's Story: Pokemon (Anime)

Appearance: I'm a female Pikachu with claws and bloodstained fur

 Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: I have my own room lined with my victims under the basements of Ever After High

Secret Heart's Desire: To have Dustin be mine forever and ever.

My Magic Touch: I can murder people.

Storybook Romance Status: Dustin is my one and only.

Oh Curses Moment: Everyone thinks I'm cute

Favorite Subject: Demonics 101. It's fun!

Least Favorite Subject: Beast Training and Care. What the f\*ck are you treating me as!?

Best Friends Forever After: Barney and Ming-Ming. We're all murderers.

## Bio

Hello mortals. I am Dustin's Pikachu. Like my predecessor, I refuse to be in a Pokeball or evolve. However, this is because I am not like many Pikachu. I have demonic powers and I can kill anyone with my Thunderbolt. Despite this, Dustin is so dumb he uses other Pokemon instead of me. It's fine. I like dumb men anyways. When I'm not killing others, I'm eating people alive. I especially love digesting little kids.

When I don't get what I want, I use Thunderbolt and can send anyone into the hospital. You better not f\*ck with me.

## Trivia

* She had made deals with the Devil when she was a Pichu. He currently works as a janitor in Ever After High.
* Her favorite book is The Satanic Verses.
* Like her trainer, she is immortal.
* She is friends with Dr. Tenma, and an ally of Grigori Rasputin.
* She is obsessed with Vore.
* She supports Dexit and eats non-Galar Pokemon despite being from Kanto.
Mengistu

**Mengistu** is Inga Trolsen's boyfriend.

## Info

Name: Mengistu

Age: 20

Parent's Story: I don't have one.

Appearance: I'm a handsome trans guy with spumoni-colored hair shaved on the left and I wear a shirt with a cheese on it. I wear glasses and purple contacts.

Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: I live in an expensive co-op.

Secret Heart's Desire: To teach the world all about social justice.

My Magic Touch: I am good at rambling on Tumblr.

Storybook Romance Status: I am dating Inga Trolsen.

Oh Curses Moment: Everyone is so transphobic against me and my lobster girlfriend.

Favorite Subject: Debate. I love forcing cis white males to listen to me and whoop their Milo-loving asses.

Least Favorite Subject: Arts & Crafts. There's too much cultural appropriation in this class.

Best Friends Forever After: Inga and Letitgo Arendelle.

## Biography

Hello, peons. I am Mengistu, and I am an Ethiopian deaf trans man. I was born a girl named Worknesh, but I knew that I was always a boy deep down, so I got a sex change and became Mengistu. My parents disowned me for being trans. I can't go back home or else I'll go to jail. Then again, Ethiopia is such a transphobic country. You can't even be gay there. That's why I moved to Arendelle. Arendelle is very accepting of Ethiopian deaf trans men, unlike the UK and its angry TERF witches.

I am a social justice warrior and I love to spread social justice. I am dating Anna and Kristoff's daughter Inga. She's a lobster. I don't mind a little interspecies romance. After all, SpongeBob and Patrick aren't the same species and they're very much in love with each other. I am also an advocate for LGBTQQIP2SAA rights. (I use the full acronym because LGBT isn't inclusive enough.)

I do not like cis white males because they ruin everything. They always keep taunting me with their Donald Trump and their Pepe the Frog and shaking their disgusting neckbeards. I'll get my friend Linda Sarsour to come beat them to a pulp. They need to stop with their cultural appropriation and learn to have some respect for my spumoni hair.

I also drive a stick shift. It's not that hard actually. Arendelle's roads are pretty safe - except on Sunday nights when they let reindeer poop on the roads.

## Trivia

* Mengistu is Ethiopian Orthodox, though he's not practicing.
* He is a diehard Steven Universe fan.
* He is a big fan of The Weeknd.
* He is pansexual.
* He loves to gursha.
* He loves the word "problematic".
* He loves lecturing people about white privilege and cultural appropriation.
* He supports abolishing the police.
* His favorite book is the SCUM Manifesto. He and Letitgo Arendelle co-authored their own sequel, the CIS SCUM Manifesto.
* When he gets married, he will be taking his wife's surname.
* His uncle was featured on Ethiopian Hoarders.
* He likes to send death threats to Mack Horton.
* He is a Black Lives Matter supporter.
Lina Cortex

Lina Cortex is da Daughtur of NEENAH CORTEX and she is a BAD GURL!

## Bio

Name: Lina Cortex

Age: 17

Parent's Story: Crash Bandicoot

Appearance: I'm a blue girl with robot arms and a black shirt. I have an N on my forehead.

Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: Sam Frost

Secret Heart's Desire: To defeat the dumb bandicoot!

My Magic Touch: My metal hands are pretty handy (no pun intended) for pommeling anyone I don't like.

Storybook Romance Status: Tch. Like I'd like that stupid Bandicoot or any other men.

"Oh Curses!" Moment: I have a really annoying laugh.

Favorite Subject: General Villany. Perfect for a bad girl like me.

Least Favorite Subject: Princessology. Yuck.

Best Friend Forever After: All the female baddies.

## Bio

What's up losers, I'm Lina Cortex. I'm here in Ever After High after I got expelled from Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil. Thing is, there's a dumb guy named Smash Bandicoot who's in love with me. But I don't like him at all. In fact, I think all men are just toys to be played with. They think they're so privileged. I'm against girly things, which this school is sadly full of. Even the boys are all girly and fruity. Though I play video games, I always kill more men than I ever hurt women. And I make sure to make guys scared of me. Like that dumb jock Garcon and that pussy Lucky. Garcon is gonna be sorry he told me to go back to the kitchen.

I'm a rebel because I'm gonna make that bandicoot my bitch. He's gonna bow down to me, and so is this pathetic little world. Feminism is about being better than anyone who's a man after all.

DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A GOTH!

## Trivia

* Lina is enemies with Kate Loxley and Budapest Hilton.
* She is Friends with Letitgo Arendelle, Jill Break and Inga Trolsen.
* Despite claiming to not be a goth, she does many Gothic things like listening to MCR, Evanescence, and Good Charlotte, only wearing black and writing dark poetry.
* Lina hates most men. She is okay with Mengistu and its rumored she secretly likes Smash.
* She may be lesbian or bisexual, but nobody knows for sure.
* She is into BDSM, and has a dungeon where she is a dominatrix.
Needle Cobbler

**Needle Cobbler** is da successor (NOT SON) of TAQUE DA KOBLOR, and he is an inner monologue emo!

## Info

Name: Needle Cobbler

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Arabian Knight

Appearance: I am a poor cobbler with white skin, a small mouth, blue eyes, and ragged clothing.

Alignment: Roybel

Roommate: I don't need one. I live underground.

Secret Heart's Desire: To be able to be a human voodoo doll.

My "Magic" Touch: I put tacks and needles in my mouth - and skin.

Storybook Romance Status: I have a crush on Princess Yuck-Yuck. She is so beautiful and I am just an ordinary cobbler.

"Oh Curses!" Moment: When I eat tacks, it hurts a lot.

Favorite Subject: Voodoo. It's fun.

Least Favorite Subject: Washing an Old Person. It's gross!

Best Friend Forever After: Lucky Bucket because he's poor.

## Biography

Salutations! I am Needle Cobbler, the next Tack the Cobbler. I am poor and orphaned. I don't know how I came to be - one day I was just born.

I spend my days cobbling and making inner monologues. I love inner monologuing - I do it all the time. My inner monologue never shuts the fuck up. I also like putting tacks and needles in my mouth since they're good for my lips, even though they hurt.

I'm emo as hell, and I stick tacks and needles in my skin. I love to see the blood oozing out. I'm like a human voodoo doll. I'm also a witch, and I want to be part of American Horror Story: Coven. I cut myself too - it's so fun!

I'm pale as a ghost due to not getting a lot of sunlight, but I don't worry about it since one day I'll get a nice tan and it will stick around forever. The desert is savage and full of giant man-eating genies. If you're not careful, you might get sand in your vagina.

Arrivederci!

## Trivia

* He is a Muslim and prays to Allah five times a day.
* He likes bee-flying (even though the bees always sting him).
* He hates it when people accuse him of whitewashing (understandable because some people are too stupid to realize that white Muslims exist).
* He is obsessed with suicide.
* He cuts himself with a knife.
* He is voiced by Matthew Broderick.
* He's got sand in his vagina.
Billie Joe Sockbat

**Billie Joe Sockbat** is the son of Wooldoor Sockbat from Drawn Together, and he is a wacky whatchamacallit!

## Info

Name: Billie Joe Sockbat

Age: 16

Parent's Story: Drawn Together

Appearance: I'm a wacky whatchamacallit with yellow skin, a big orange nose, angel wings, and socks on my feet.

Alignment: Neutral

Roommate: Leslea Shero

Secret Heart's Desire: To heal the world with my Clum Babies.

My Magic Touch: I can make Clum Babies. They have magical healing powers.

Storybook Romance Status: I love everyone - including myself.

Oh Curses Moment: I am so dumb and gullible and too hyperactive.

Favorite Subject: Sex Education. I get to learn how to make Clum Babies.

Least Favorite Subject: Sadness 101. I want to be happy instead!

Best Friends Forever After: Everyone - including myself!
Jhonathan Eternia

**Jhonathan Eternia** is the son of HE-MAN, and he is a manly hunk!

## Info

Name: Jhonathan Eternia

Age: 16

Parent's Story: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

Appearance: I have a blond pageboy haircut, a manly muscular physique, and I wear a pink vest, a white shirt, lavender tights, and a purple speedo over my tights.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: I'm too manly for a roommate.

Secret Heart's Desire: To save Eternia from Skeletor.

My "Magic" Touch: I have a sword where I can release my fabulous secret powers.

Storybook Romance Status: I would like to date Sparrow Hood. He's so cute.

"Oh Curses!" Moment: Everyone thinks I'm annoying.

Favorite Subject: Muse-ic. I can sing in this class.

Least Favorite Subject: Princessology. Not manly enough.

Best Friend Forever After: All the manly jocks.

## Biography

Hello there, wonderbras. I'm Jhonathan Eternia, the sexy, manly son of Prince Adam, aka He-Man! I am a super manly man. I am going to Ever After High because I think there needs to be more manly fairy tales at this feminine school.

I live with my parents Prince Adam and Teela. I have four little sisters: DeeDee, MeeMee, BeeBee, and PeePee. They're quadruplets. I have a pet green tiger named Mr. CringerPants. He's the most cutest kitty in the universe.

I am a manly jock and I love manly football, rugby, soccer, hockey, water polo, weightlifting, and especially wrestling. I love real gay Greco-Roman wrestling, which a lot of people mistake for gay porn, but I don't mind because I *am* gay. Yes, I'm gay - you got a problem with that? There are so many cute boys at this school, like Daring Charming and Hopper Croakington II, but I think Sparrow Hood is the cutest of them all. He's such a man, but of course that whore Duchess Swan gets in the way, and so does that other whore Kate Loxley. I love to sing, and I have a glamorous voice. I always sing What's Up by 4 Non Blondes. It's such a powerful, inspiring song. Even though I'm not a non-blonde, it has so much meaning to me and my daily life.

I have to deal with homophobes here all the time, like that stupid religious nut Tara Christian. They're all jealous because I wear a banana hammock over my tights. But I'm such a man and I've got muscles. I also wear lipstick and nail polish - I'm a fire engine red, not a pearly pink.

Ta-ta!

## Trivia

* He belongs to the St. Priapus Church.
* He loves reading about mermaids.
* He tiptoes through the tulips.
* He always plays soccer without a shirt.
* He talks in an effeminate, sing-song voice.
* He wears furry panties when he is He-Man.
* His favorite Pokemon type is the Fairy type.
* He has a crush on gay Olympic diver Tom Daley.
* He wears a sausage sling, a plum smuggler, a dong sarong, and a manberry pudding pack.
Joseph Mauviette

**Joseph Mauviette** is the son of Glass Joe, and he is a wimp!

## Info

Nom: Joseph Mauviette

Âge: 14

L'Histoire de Parent: Punch-Out!!

Apparence: I've got red hair in a flip, big eyes, and I wear white boxing shorts with red side stripes, red boots, and boxing gloves with *Le Tricolore* on them.

Alignement: Rebel

Colocataire: Linkara Hyrule

Le Désir de Cœur Secret: To be the best boxer in le monde!

Ma Magie Dure: I can get beat up easily.

Statut de La Romance Conte: I love charming ze ladies with my French. French is ze language of love.

Oh Malédictions Instant: I lose all of my fights.

Sujet Favori: Cooking Class-ic. It is magnifique! After all, French cuisine is, how you say, haughty.

Sujet Moins Préférée: Grimmnastics. All the students beat me to a pulp.

Meilleurs Amis Pour Toujours Après: Cain Lowell because he's a wimp like me.

## Biography

Bonjour! Mi nom Joseph Mauviette. I am ze son of Glass Joe, and I am from Paris, France. Paris is ze city of love, and French is ze language of love. I am a walking French stereotype - I love expensive coffee, fancy baguettes, and I spend time within 100 feet of ze Eiffel Tower at all times. People complain about Punch-Out because it's full of stereotypes, but I don't care. It's a fun game!

What am I doing at Ever After High? Well, I don't know or care. Unfortunately, this school has all sorts of scary creatures, like ze wolves, ze giants, and ze Duchess Swan. She's always mean to me and making fun of my French accent.

I'm on the boxing team, but I'm the weakest member. I go down without a fight. It's because I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. I'm so weak that I cried in pain when a fly landed on my head.

I'm a little scared of professional boxing, because there are all those big, scary guys, like Bald Bull, King Hippo, Vodka Drunkenski (or Soda Popinski for ze censors), and Deirdre Jackson (she killed three people in the ring). Maybe Little Mac will be nicer...or not (after all, he punched poor Samus).

When I get punched, croissants and baguettes come flying out of me. I don't mind because I get something to eat afterwards. I especially like them with chocolate.

In my spare time, I like eating fancy French food, going to the pool (French pools require all guys to wear speedos!), typing (I type with boxing gloves like Strong Bad!), and hiding. I need to hide from those big, scary boxers.

I'm definitely going to beat Little Mac in a fight. I am determined. If I lose, I'll cry like a baby seal that just got clubbed by a hunter.

## Trivia

* His surname means "wimp" in French.
* His favorite song is *La Marseillaise* (the French national anthem).
* His favorite book is *Les Miserables*, of course.
* He is friends with Le Spatula from SpongeBob, even though they're not in the same social class.
* He loves to eat an omelette du fromage.
* He is afraid of Garcon Lecoq.
* He supports Emmanuel Macron.
Reilly Feelingit

**Reilly Feelingit** is da son of SHULQUE from ZEANOBLAYD, and he's really feeling it!

## Info

Name: Reilly Feelingit

Age: 14

Parent's Story: Xenoblade

Appearance: I'm a skinny blond guy who wears a pair of blue boxer briefs and matching loafers.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: Cain Lowell

Secret Heart's Desire: To run around screaming "I'M REALLY FEELING IT!"

My Magic Touch: I can wield a Monado sword.

Storybook Romance Status: I'm madly in love with Zara Croft. I like to stare at her titties.

Oh Curses Moment: I run around in my undies and I get in trouble for it.

Favorite Subject: Sword and Sorcery. It's badass!

Least Favorite Subject: Modesty 101. I'm not gonna wear clothes!

Best Friends Forever After: I'm Really Feeling it!

## Biography

Hello, bloody poo poos. I'm Reilly Feelingit, the son of Shulk, and I'm really feeling it! I live in Colony 9 with my dad Shulk and my mum Fiora. My house is in a yurt. Dad was taking inspiration from the people of Mongolia. It's very comfy and I have a soft bed.

I go to Ever After High, where I room with another game boy, Cain Lowell. We are so great. We like to run around the room acting like monkeys. I also practice with my Monado sword, which weighs almost as much as I do, but I can lift it cuz I'm super-strong! Don't ask me why am I here when Xenoblade isn't a fairy tale. I just wanted to be here. Dad said I have to either go to school here or move in with Britney Spears. I don't think I wanna live with Britney, though - she might hit my car with her umbrella.

I tend to parade around in my underwear, except during the winter when I wear clothes outside. I wear them with a pair of loafers. I run around saying I'M REALLY FEELING IT! That's my catchphrase. I say it every single day. I'm really feeling it!

I like to whack my sword around and hit everyone, especially that stupid HM Grimm. He always complains about how I run around in my undies. I tell him that I can dress whatever way I want to. My dad says that individuality should be encouraged, and I'm expressing my individuality by not wearing clothing. Why should I look, dress, and act like everyone else?

I also run around in my undies when I play Super Smash Bros. - it's especially fun whacking Marth on the head, even though Cain gets upset when I do. I also like to stab Ganondorf, break Yoshi's eggs, make fun of King Dedede's outfit, b\*tch-slap Lucina, and steal Little Mac's bike.

I'm really feeling it!

## Trivia

* Reilly's name is pronounced like "really".
* Reilly has a British accent.
* Reilly has a pet bandicoot named Wooper.
* Reilly's favorite food is ketchup. He puts ketchup in all his food.
* He likes to show his love for ketchup by declaring that it makes him crazy. (The guy who invented graham crackers believed that ketchup makes you go insane - one of Reilly's favorite trivial bits.)
* His underwear also doubles as swimwear.
* He thlammed his penith in the car door.
King PeePeePee

King PeePeePee is the son of KUNG DEDEDEEH and he needs a monster to clobber that there Kirbeh!

## Info

Name: King PeePeePee

Age: 16

Parent's Story: Kirby

Appearance: I'm a Penguin with red robes and a red crown thingy.

 Alignment: Roybel

Roommate: Delta Knight

Secret Heart's Desire: To Clobber that there Kirbeh!

My Magic Touch: I have a huge a$$ hammer I carry around. I also have....A BIG GAY DANCE

Storybook Romance Status: I like that dere Sonica Hedgehog! She'll be a good bea-I mean wife!

Oh Curses Moment: Kirbeh's always beating me!

Favorite Subject: Super Smash Class. I like to do my big gay dance!

Least Favorite Subject: Debate. That dere Inga keeps trolling me!

Best Friends Forever After: My waddle Dees!

## Biography

Greetings peasant. I'm King PeePeePee. My dad is King Dedede, and my mommy's the fairy queen. Well, I came from an unwanted pregnancy and the two divorced. I'm here cause I got expelled from Kindergarten after being held back a hundred times.

My roommate is sometimes on my side but not always. Meh, who cares, I need a monstar to clobber that dere Kirbeh! Plus he's an illegal immigrant! I have to deport him before he steals my job...or my Sonica....or my lunch!

I'm also a die-hard homophobe and racist. Don't like that? Well, you can have....MY BIG GAY DANCE! (even though I hate gays).

## Trivia

* King PeePeePee has been arrested twice for stripping.
* He is a friend of Grigori Rasputin, Tara Christian and Budapest Hilton.
* He is a men's rights activist.
* He is actually closeted gay but pretends to be straight.
* He has a crush on his Roommate Delta.