Shameless Fever/ Transcript

**COLD OPEN**

**Eleanor**: Hello! You might know me Adrienne's friend Eleanor. I am here to tell you that we're all so different from each other. We're about to start the episode about a girl named Rebecca who met Camila Cabello in her sleep.

(The Kidz Bop kids are in the studio rehearsing for a show)

**[Rebecca]:**

♪ No, no, don't wanna do this now, no, no...♪

Ah-choo!

**Megan**: Bless you.

**Rebecca**: Thank you. Let me try again.

**Khalifa**: Okay, sure.

**[Rebecca]:**

♪ No, no, don't wanna do this now, no, no, don't wanna do...♪

Ah- choo! (Continues sneezing and coughing.)

(Adrienne checks Rebecca's forehead.)

**Adrienne**: Your head is feeling warm. I think you caught a cold.

**Rebecca**: I can't be sick. We have to finish rehearsing.

**John**: We're sorry, Rebecca. We don't want your voice to get raspy. You need some rest.

**Rebecca**: Okay, guys. I guess you're right. I don't want to make you guys or our fans sick.

**Stephanie**: Great idea.

(Intro begins)

(Rebecca goes into her bunk bed.)

**Rebecca**: Guys, what about the show? It must go on.

**John**: I think we have to cancel it, because you're not feeling well.

**Rebecca**: Can you, Adrienne, Stephanie, and Nathan do the show? It would be easier.

**Nathan**: Sorry. You have your parts for the song "Shameless". It just wouldn't be the same without you.

**Rebecca**: Alright, I will rest.

**Adrienne**: Have a nice nap. Hope you feel better soon.

(Rebecca falls asleep.)

(Rebecca starts to dream.)

**Rebecca**: Huh? Where am I?

**Camila Cabello**: Hello Rebecca! I've heard you were sick. Is this true?

**Rebecca**: Yes.

**Camila Cabello**: Well that's why I'm here to help. Let me show how it's done!

(Camila Cabello Sings The Song "Shameless")

**Rebecca**: Wow! I never knew you would sing like that before!

**Camila Cabello**: Told you!

(The Dream Switches To Reality)

**Stephanie**: Well there is a little girl, and that little girl is me!

**Adrienne**: I couldn't get too far. I'm the only child of my mom and dad cuz I've been in Kidz Bop for exactly 3 years, and I know that I'm a Filipino, so would Summera and Sandra! (The Dream Switches To Reality)

**Megan**: Now hold up you two, I wished this same thing.

**Stephanie**: I think you're right Megan. Remember that time that Cell Asorbed me once?

(Throwback)

**Nathan**: Bloody Mary grabbed me and Cell Absorbed Steph!

(Everyone Gasped)

(Throwback Turns From That To 2019 Reality)

**Stephanie**: And I was never seen again!

**John**: I bet Cameron and Brett would be upset about it.

**Adrienne**: Upset about it?! You're the one who started it!

**John**: Me?! What an idea! I guess we have nothing to discuss.

(Fight breaks out as it goes to the outside of the bus)

**John**: I WANT ALL OF YOU OUT!!!

**Nathan**: ALL OF THE U.S. KIDS ARE ON THIS BUS AND IN THIS BUS AND WE ARE KIDS!

**Adrienne**: SHUT UP YOU BOTH! I AM WORTHED!

(Adrienne Screams)

(Commercial Break)

(John, Adrienne and Nathan fated)

**Adrienne**: John! Get off of my hair! I swear I will throw you across the bus!

(John picks up pan)

**John**: NOT

**All Kids**: (Slowey) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**John**: THE

**All Kids**: (Slowey) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**John**: MAMA!

(While John banged Adrienne's head, Adrienne was scared and fated as the dream starts again.)

**Rebecca**: Is that your dog?

**Camila Cabello**: Yes! Her name is Lolla.

(Lolla barks)

**Rebecca**: How Cute!

(Adrienne goes into Rebecca's dream after John banged her head)

**Adrienne**: What?!? I am in Rebecca's dream!

(Lolla comes and pulls Adrienne's pants)

**Adrienne**: And there is a dog too?

**Rebecca**: Hey Adrienne! Do you remember Camila Cabello?

**Adrienne**: No, but why?

**Rebecca**: Cuz she met me in the dream! What happened to you?

**Adrienne**: John did this!

(The Dream Switches To Reality)

**Stephanie**: John! What have you done!? Adrienne! I'm coming to the dream with you!

**Megan**: And so am I!

(They both banged their heads and went to the dream)

**Megan & Stephanie**: HERE WE'RE HERE ADRIENNE! NOW WHERE ARE YOU?

**Adrienne**: I'M OVER HERE!

(The Dream Switches To Reality)

**John, Nathan** **& Khalifa**: Steph! Megan! Are you awake? Boys! We have to go in the dream too!

(Commercial Break)

**Nathan**: (hits a random pan into John and Khalifa's face)

(In the dream)

**Megan**: Hmmm...

**Camila Cabello**: Ayyyy, it's a holiday

**Khalifa**: what is she doing?!

**Rebecca**: I told her to sing Holiday by Lil Nas X.