Globehell Hype House

**Video:**
1:03:13

**Video:**
hype house.mp4

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## Episode Summary

There's a brand new show where young people live in a house but some of the people in the house are also secretly 40 years old. Who is 40 years old? I guess we should find out by watching that an imposter is among us.

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew discussed which of them came up with various previous Patreon episodes.
	+ Note: This is a continuation of their same argument in the last Patreon episode, death to 2021.
* Josiah and Drew discussed the importance of their previous main episode, Episode 79: Quiet Reflections, and how it has helped change the world and how it is probably being discussed already in major news publications and how it is also a major turning point for Globe Hell.
* Josiah and Drew watched Season 1 Episode 1 and Season 1 Episode 2 of *Hype House*, a show about TikTok influencers, while talking over it.
* Josiah and Drew discussed whether Scott Raynor from blink-182 was on *Hype House*.
* Josiah and Drew discussed Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian and the concept of punk.
* Josiah and Drew discussed that Nate Ruess stinks because he doesn't wear deodorant.
* Josiah and Drew discussed potentially doing a truth or dare episode in future. Drew was not necessarily in favor of the idea because he was worried that Josiah would tell him to smash his nuts and then he would have to go do that.
* Josiah and Drew discussed cancel culture.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* [After being silent for a few seconds at the beginning of the episode] "Bet ya thought we were gonna be silent again! Ha-ha!"
* "You know, all the episodes, basically, have been my idea uh to now."
* "Oh yeah, your episode about killing homeless people. That was a good one."
* "We're gonna Netflix and chill onto each other."
* "When our name appears on-screen, it should say how many followers we have. How many do you have? You've been banned from Twitter."
* [In response to Drew saying people sleep on this podcast] "Uh, well, people certainly don't sleep *with* uh you."
* [In response to Drew saying Travis Barker isn't punk] "What are you talking about?? You don't know anything! About punk. You don't know -- literally -- you don't even know -- you don't even probably know... who Travis Barker is."
* "You're such a jealous hater."
* "We should start wearing just a little bit of blush, I think. We should get ring lights and do a little bit of makeup. Some gla-- We should get more glam this year! 2022 is all about looking our best and also doing snitch-tagging on Twitter. I think we should be snitch-tagging a little bit."
* "At least the makeup artist, I really like how they're wearing, like, a thong coming out of their low-rise jeans. Like, we could try something like that. If you had been wearing a thong on the uh death to 2021 episode, that would probably would have been disaster averted."
	+ Note: This is in reference to when Drew showed his asscrack on camera after spilling his coffee in the previous Patreon episode, death to 2021.
* "Yeah, Anti Globehell Globehell Club. I should make some new merch designs for this year."
* "This is my girlfriend, Kouvr. Very few vowels."
* "Could we get *you* into the Hype House? There's no reason for you to stay living in Calgary, right? You would move to Encino, California, wouldn't you?"
* "What if you just had someone twerking behind you all the time when you're on camera?"
* "Could you just declare you're House -- Hype House Canada, and can they do anything about it?"
* "He needs to keep his popcorn machine stocked. What's the point of having one if it's just empty and unplugged? Stupid fuck."
* "The difference between these guys and you is that they don't pretend to be other people for clout. And that's kind of the lesson that you learned the hard way: pretending to be Ninja Tyler Blevins, and paying the price!"
* "I think it'd be really cool if we could get you in the Hype House."
* "It *would* be cool if one of the leftist TikTokers was in the Hype House."
* [On the topic of Drew smashing his own nuts] "Yeah, well, I'm surprised there would be any left to smash. Knowing what I know about you."
* "Uh we just gotten a reply from Kathy that says, 'Drew's ass deserves 5 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐! Literally, his ass! 😊'. Kathy -- thank you, Drew, for your five-star ass."
* [On the topic of Kouvr] "First she said she feels like an asshole and then she said she feels like shit; that's kind of funny! Kind of two different -- similar but different -- the shit of the -- do you feel like shit or do you feel like the thing that makes the shit?"
* [On the topic of Kouvr] "She has a real uh scatological fetish. Which makes sense cause she's dating a piece of shit."
* "I've never really seen TikTok before."
	+ Note: It is unclear what Josiah means by this comment, due to the existence of the previous Patreon episode, Leftist TikTok with Big Dave.
* "There was a time when you were *so* against TikTok, and now you've just [unintelligible]. You've just got no backbone. You stand for nothing. You're a real piece of shit."
* "They should just kidnap a poor person and force them to live in the shed and be their housekeeper, I think. I mean, it's no different than capitalism."
* "Hey, stop having low self-esteem; you're the most famous person in the house."
* "I bet you Drew would *not* invite me to his Hype House. He invited everyone else *but* me."
* "You *know* that I wanted to take a nap with you when I was in Calgary and you wouldn't let me come to your Hype House. I kept trying to hint at it; I was like, '\*yawn\* Sure could go for a nap right now. It's so cold, I would love to -- I would love to share a blanket right now.' "
* "Maybe one of them will die of COVID; that could be cool."
* "Yeah, don't fuck with Nikita."

### Drew

* "Silent Patreon episode."
* "Nothing I can do... Nothing I do is good enough for you."
* "Hey, guess what everyone? We're about to fuck -- we're about to watch *Hype House*."
* [On the topic of *Hype House*] "I was thinking about how it's kind of related to -- you know, we've talked about housing recently, with not only the shrink -- shrinkring -- that was about shrinking them, that was about shrinking them. Uh, which I think was a great episode. Uh th-- kind of a throwback idea to the uh earlier days of Globe Hell. Um I also had the episode about um -- what was it? Making new hou-- types of houses. Something like that."
* "I think by the end of the month, I'll be at a million followers."
* "People sleep on this podcast! And I don't mean the hosts."
* "Yeah, I feel like Travis Barker's gonna show up on this series at some point."
* "I don't think Travis Barker's punk."
* [On the topic of who Kourtney Kardashian should be with instead of Travis Barker] "Well if he were alive, GG Allin, maybe."
* "Josiah's a pervert."
* "There's too many people and they all look exactly the same."
* [In response to seeing Alex Warren filming himself doing stunts in a helicopter] "I really think if that helicopter crashed, nothing of value would be lost for the Earth."
* "Oh, Anti Social Social Club! Didn't we have an episode about that?"
* "This is just so, like, so far away from what I think is good and cool."
* [On the topic of the Hype House] "I mean, this is a commune, so it is leftist."
* "What's hard for me is that n-- these pe-- none of 'em will be embarrassed by this. When they absolutely should be."
* "Look, I can't deny it: I made a big mistake by trying to be Ninja Tyler Blevins when I was not fit to fill those shoes."
* [On the topic of whether he and Josiah should do a truth or dare episode in future] "No, y-- cause you'd probably be like, 'You should go smash your nuts.' And I'd have to go do that."
* "Cancel culture fuels our depression. I just keep getting cancelled! I can't stop getting cancelled!"
* "I can't stop throwing up from cancellations."
* "Oh, I saw Yoda!"
* "You gotta get on TikTok a little more."
* [In response to Josiah saying the Hype House influencers should just kidnap a poor person and force them to live in the shed and be their housekeeper] "I disagree with that."
* "I'm gonna shoot this fox; this endangered fox."
* [On the topic of whether he would invite Josiah to his Hype House] "We'd have to see how you would -- how you -- I don't know if you'd fit the vibe. I don't know if you'd hit the vibe. I don't know if you'd fit the vibe. I'd love -- I'd *love* to -- I'd *love* to get together with -- I'd *love* to get to-- I'd *love* to get together with you when you're in town, but uh you might just -- the vibe -- the *vibe* around the others might just fuck everything up."

## Trivia

* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "Globehell Hype House", while the video version is titled "Globehell Hype House (video)".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.