Hilbert Hotel

The Hilbert Hotel is a hotel located in Dublin with Infinite Floors. It's specially designed by David Hilbert to be infinite. No Vacancy. No lost people.

## Features

* Infinite Floors with 1000 rooms including decimal point rooms. Plus there are a lot of elevators, that play all kinds of music, including elevator music, if you may have guessed. The elevator even has a kids film, a sensory room, a vending machine, and a room that plays Horrible Histories in case of kiddies wanting to learn. They have never broken down in history because of Logic. But if they do there is a telephone you can use if there is an emergency, collecting dust.
* EVERY SINGLE ROOM, even the decimal point rooms, are Mega Suite Rooms, each with a grand total of 24 bedrooms, each with a sensory room, a tv and a Windows Infinity. There is also a sitting room, at least 30. There is also 40 rooms just to watch Horrible Histories. Best of all, they're free.
* A water park on every floor, as large as HARARDLY LARGE KIDDIE. There is even a waterfall that gets the water from the floor above your floor. Thankfully, there is infinite water.
* A FULLY RENOVATED LOBBY with a lot of couches, computers running Windows Infinity, a TV, Charles I's head, Newspapers, Buylanders, and more!
* A restaurant on every floor with every restaurant in existence. Ideal for eating DINNER, BREAKFAST OR LUNCH. It even has every single animatronic, even the nightmare animatronics. The woman is on roller-skates since she can't apparate.
* Every TV in the hotel is an 80' TV with every single tv channel including CBeebies, Cartoon Network, C-Span, FOX, Global, and more!
	+ Our TV also has EVERY SINGLE STREAMING SERVICE! It comes with films and more! Plus an infinite year subscription service.
	+ TV's also have every shame system with every shames! Plus free controllers and Buylanders!
	+ Also free age ratings for the kiddies!
		- EC: EFor Children
		- E: Everyone
		- E10+: Everyone but 10+ because it needs to be different.
		- T: Thisissutableformychild
		- M: MMMMAlsoSutableformychild
		- AO: Als Osutableformychild
* An exercise center on every floor.
* An arcade on every floor with every arcade shame.
* A couple storage rooms on every floor for stuff the Weasleys use. Don't bang on the door too hard or you might set it off.
* A restaurant on every floor with every single food.
* Another arcade on every floor that has more machines.
* A shopping center on every floor. It starts with the main shops like Walmart, Target and Toys4Us.
* A bar on every floor that appears as a wall for those underaged.
* A gift shop on every floor where you get to buy items based on the store.
* Docking stations for aircraft, spaceships and the Big Ship o' Doom.
* A clean air chamber on every floor in case Louie stays here and needs to eat.
* A backstage dressing room on every floor with multiple closets.
* A Very very very expensive restaurant, which is on every floor. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's called The Cow and Pig.
* A huge empty room on every floor, which can be rented/hired for events.
* Top secret computer rooms on every floor that are used to spy on people. Only Squadala Man uses it however.
* A whole place for spaceships to land on the roof, with an interior like that of Ultra City's Ultra City Spaceport Tower.
* Multiple Storage Rooms on every floor.
* It's something not much of this place's visitors know, but there actually is a top secret apparator that can take you anywhere in existence.
* Those 2 giant statues of David Hilbert aren’t just for looks. They light up in all colors known to man and they can play music.
* David Hilbert's personal storage room. Do not enter or else you will face the consequences.
* There is also a portal that takes you to the Real World.
* A zoo on every floor with every single animals.
* A ROLLERCOASTER.
* A closet in case Luna Lovegood stays here.
* Several square rooms for the Japanese.
* Several outside rooms.
* Headquarters for George III Age Ratings.