The Love Boat/Chapter Two

This is the second chapter of the Love Boat.

## Level 11 - Deep Dark Secrets

*A restaurant is no place for stray Kittens.*

* Stacey: Well, I guess I'll be seeing you around.
* Stacey: Enjoy dinner in your room.
* Stubing: I don't think so...
* Stacey: Oh, you don't?
* Stacey: That's good, because I know a joke that's bound to entertain the guests.
* Stacey: It's about a captain, and something that happened in the Bermudas. I bet you know how it ends.
* Stubing: I... You couldn't...
* Stacey: That's what I thought.
* Stubing takes off the hat.
* In the restaurant, Emily enters.
* Emily: There's no one here?
* Emily: I guess someone'll have to take care of these customers!
* Emily tries to step in, but Isaac sees her.
* Isaac: Excuse me lady, but this bar ain't big enough for the both of us.
* Emily: Oh, sorry - I forgot I was on vacation!
* The audience laughing out loud!
* Emily steps off and leaves the restaurant, so Isaac runs now.
* Julie sneaks in the restaurant to talk.
* Julie: Hey Isaac, can you please put any Kitten Magazines you find on one side for me please? Thanks!
* Julie goes off the restaurant.

### During the level

* Isaac finds 3 magazines scattered in the restaurant, then one from Brad.

### Outro

* Sandy: Thanks for helping me get rid of them, really.
* Julie: Oh, no, don't worry. But Sandy, if you don't mind me asking, how could you...?
* Sandy: Pose for a centerfold?
* Sandy: I was at law school. It was casting a fortune and I wanted to eat.
* Sandy: SO, I got a dark wig, a phony name, and prayed no one would ever find out.
* Sandy: I just don't want to lose Brad over this.
* Sandy: He's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
* Julie: But he's gonna find out sooner or later.
* Sandy: Later doesn't sound so bad...
* Sandy leaves the table and heads out of the restaurant.

## Level 12 - Secret Knowledge

*See Angela succeed in her endeavors.*

* Angela: Okay, Emily, are you ready?
* Angela: What I'm going to teach you has been passed from popular girl to popular girl for generations.
* Angela: It's had many names, but most people simply call it The Code.
* Emily: What code?
* Angela: The Girl Code for being popular, of course!
* Emily: But why would I want to be popular? I already have Patrick, I don't want to pick up guys...
* Angela: Oh, sweet Emily, that's not what The code is about AT ALL!
* Angela: In fact, that's the first rule: you never go to the guy.
* Angela: You just let them come to you. And that means making yourself visible.
* Emily: And how do you do that?
* Angela: First of all, we need to use the proper tools.
* Angela applies to her face.
* Emily: Oh, I can do that! Let me give it a try!
* Emily tries it on.
* Emily: Well? How do I look?
* Angela has one problem.
* Angela: God... This is gonna take a LOT of time...

### During the level

* Isaac allows Angela fix up Emily's makeup.
* Angela: First, we clean up your face and put on foundation!
* Angela: Then add eyeshadow and eyeliner, finishing up with mascara.
* Angela: Put on some blush and lipstick...
* Angela: And finish it all with some setting spray! "There, voila!"

### Outro

* Angela: Okay, it's time for the next lesson, so listen up 'cause it's a big one.
* Angela: You must always keep an air of mystery.
* Emily: Mystery? But why? I like talking about my family...
* Angela: Really? I barely noticed...
* 2 people visit the restaurant.
* Angela: But you need to be energetic if you want to keep people interested.
* Emily: Ooooh, gotcha! I think I can do that!
* Emily: Come on, let me try it on those guys over there!
* Angela: Oh, okay. That's my girl!
* Emily and Angela go to the counter.
* Angela: Remember, let them come to you...
* Yellow man: Hello ladies... Can we buy you something...?
* Emily: Oh, don't worry-
* Angela: Two Shirley Temples, thank you.
* Red man: So, what do you girls do?
* Angela: Oh, you know. Stuff.
* Emily: Yeah, it's confidential.
* Emily: If we told you, we would put you in mortal danger.
* The audience grin.
* Angela: Umm... Emily? I think that's enough...
* Yellow man: Woah, really?
* Red man: Tell us more, we know how to keep a secret.
* Emily: It'll have to be some other time, guys - afraid we've got to head off now.
* Yellow man: We'll be here!
* The guys go to counter and Emily and Angela head off.
* Emily: Not too bad, right?
* Angela: Well... your methods were a bit unorthodox, but you can't fault the result!
* Delicious sisters laugh, and they leave the restaurant.

## Level 13 - Runaway

*Keep serving the VIP guests at the captain’s table.*

* Isaac goes to Captain's table.
* Isaac: Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is ready.
* VIP man: But... The captain isn't here yet...
* VIP man: Maybe we should wait...
* Stacey: Oh, don't worry about that.
* Stacey: You go on ahead and bring us the appetizers.
* Adam: I guess Stubing decided that discretion was the better part of valor.
* Julie: I really thought he'd be here...
* Isaac goes to work on counter.
* Adam: If the new owner's wife says she doesn't want you at her table...
* Adam: You eat alone in your room.

### During the level

* Isaac only serves the VIP guests full orders.

### Outro

* Jenny and Lorraine enter the pool.
* Lorraine: Guess I understand why you're not exactly exited to be here.
* Lorraine: As far as I can tell, you booked this cruise to get away, am I right?
* Jenny: Definitely. Ronald just makes me so mad. I'm totally through with him.
* Lorraine: Well, that's great, 'cause look around...
* Lorraine: This ship is chock full of men who'd be happy to hear that!
* Lorraine: What do you say when we get to Puerto Vallarta, you go out with me one night and we find ourselves a couple of guys?
* Jenny: Thanks, but I don't know...
* Jenny: I mean, I just think it's too soon.
* Lorraine: Better too soon than too late!
* Jenny: Well... I don't know...
* Lorraine: So, 'totally through', huh?
* The audience laugh!

## Level 14 - Volatile Seas!

*Work to avoid a fight between Stacey and Stubing!*

* The captain is here to the table.
* Julie: Don't look now, but doesn't that man bear a striking resemblance to the Captain?
* Julie serves the two guests.
* Adam: What? What is he doing here?
* Julie: Maybe he didn't like the company in his room?
* Stubing: Ladies. Gentlemen.
* The audience grin.
* Stubing: ...Stacey.
* Stacey: Merrill.
* Stubing: Mr. Skoggstad, it's a pleasure to welcome you aboard.
* Stacey: Merrill. I thought you wouldn't be joining us.
* Stubing: You do have a fine sense of humor, Mrs. Skoggstad.
* Stacey: I'm serious.
* Stubing: And I am the captain. THIS is the Captain's table.
* Stacey: It's not a question of title, 'Captain'. It's a question of who's got the muscle.
* Captain sits down on the table.

### During the level

* Isaac must serve and defuse Captain table when trouble arises, or trouble can happen (must restart).
* **Only successful defuse can show here**.
* Stacey: So 'Captain'-
* Isaac: Can I get you anything else?
* Stubing: Not at the moment, thank you.

#### 2nd success

* Stacey: Your crew-
* Isaac: Would you all care for some drinks?
* Stubing: Yes please, a round for everyone.

#### 3rd success

* Stacey: This ship-
* Isaac: How are you enjoying your dinner?
* Stubing: It is wonderful, thank you.

#### Last success

* Stacey: You can't-
* Isaac: Anything for dessert?
* Stubing: Ah yes, I'd recommend the Creme mrulee. Anyone?
* This brings to a successful defuse.

### Outro

* Isaac serves the dishes to the Captain's table.
* Stacey: This isn't what I ordered.
* Isaac: A Tropical Sunrise, isn't that right?
* Stacey: Yes, but the Tropical Sunrise has nut, and this one has almond.
* Isaac: I'm sorry to contradict you, miss, but they don't call me the Human Cocktail Shaker for nothing.
* Isaac: The Tropical Sunrise has always had almond.
* Isaac: Right, Captain?
* Stacey: Yes. What do you say, Stubing?
* Captain Stubing can't say.

## Level 15 - Bermuda Swizzle!

*Take the VIPs’ minds off the disasters of the dinner.*

* Stubing: Well, the Tropical Sunrise is actually my favorite cocktail, and I'm pretty sure...
* Stacey: Oh, really? I thought you said your favorite cocktail was the Mermuda Swizzle.
* Stubing: Well... Now that you mention it...
* Stacey: Lord, I hate a sweaty forehead on a bald man.
* Captain is down, and he stands up.
* Stubing: Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a pleasure, but I have duties on the bridge.
* Captain Stubing leaves the table, heads out of the restaurant to go on-duty.

### During the level

* Isaac mixes his way out of the mess!
* VIP Woman: This is the best cocktail I've ever had!
	+ Taste AND presentation!
	+ Now I know why they call him the Human Cocktail Shaker!

### Outro

* Adam: I can't believe he lets her treat him that way.
* Gopher: And us!
* Julie: Come on, guys, he's clearly under a lot of pressure.
* Isaac: That woman is a tough nut to crack.
* Adam: And that's why she's driving me nuts!
* Isaac: OK, slow down guys. We need to stick together now more than ever.
* Isaac: The captain trusts us to take this cruise to its destination.
* Isaac: Now it's our turn to pay him back, and trust him when he needs it the most.
* Gopher: If I have to put up with that woman again, I think I'll throw her overboard!
* Julie: Come on, we have to think of a way to help!
* Adam: I don't know about you, but I have enough on my plate already without doing his job for him.
* Adam: I'd rather put my energies into helping my patients.
* Doc Adam leaves the rstaurant to go to treating.
* Julie: Guys! I think I have an idea. It's time to get down to the nuts and bolts!

## Level 16 - Elixir of Courage

*There’s an unexpected visitor in Puerto Vallarta!*

* The ship arrives on Puerto Vallarta.
* Ron is on the land while Jenny and Lorraine appear from the south.
* Lorraine: Puerto Vallarta has the best baskets.
* Jenny: Not anymore, you've got them all now!
* Lorraine: You don't think I bought too much jewelry, do you?
* Jenny: Well... If you ever get tired of it, you can always melt it down and make yourself a car...
* The audience laugh!
* Lorraine: This place is great! I'm telling you, you need to come party with me tonight.
* Lorraine: We'll have some fun, meet some guys...
* Jenny: I don't think so, Lorraine.
* Jenny: I just can't stop thinking about...
* Jenny: Ronald?
* Ronald turns his head without looking at Jenny.
* Jenny: What should I do? How should I act?
* Lorraine: Play it cool, just play it cool.
* Lorraine: We're gonna need some drinks here.
* The audience grin again!

### During the level

* Isaac helps Jenny gather the courage to talk to Ronald!
* As Jenny walks off the table and goes near Ron, Jenny goes back to the table.
* Jenny: I think I need one more drink.
* Jenny: I don't know what to say to him!
* Jenny: I can't do it.
* Jenny: You know, I think I'll just wait for everyone to leave first.

### Outro

* Jenny meets Ron!
* Ron: Buenos dias, senoritas!
* Jenny: Ronald, what are you doing here?!
* jenny: You must really love me to follow me this far, ever after I told you I didn't want to see you anymore!
* Ron: You bet I do. I just can't let you go, you mean too much to me.
* Jenny: Oh, I'm so glad you changed your mind about getting married!
* Jenny: This is so romantic! Just think of it...
* Jenny: One of these days I'll be able to tell our children...
* Jenny: ...your daddy came all the way to Mexico...
* Jenny: ...to sweep me off my feet!
* Ron: Marriage? Children? Ahem... Check, please!
* The audience grin normally.
* Jenny: Ronald, do you mean to tell me you didn't come all the way down here to propose?
* Ron: Of course!
* Ron: I came down here to propose that we keep living together.
* The audience grin again!

## Level 17 - Single Ladies

*Shaky relations on solid land.*

* Ron: Jenny, people in love, they don't get married. It spoils the relationship!
* Ron: We've been living together for years, why change anything now?
* Jenny: Your mother still gives me dirty looks. After five years!
* Ron: That's just your imagination...
* Ron: She doesn't even know we're living together!
* Jenny: What? You mean you never told her?
* Ron: I guess it just kinda... slipped my mind.
* Jenny: Ronald, you're hopeless.
* Jenny: Just stay away from my boat.
* Ron: But-
* Jenny: NOW!
* Ron: Well, you just missed the boat yourself, mama!
* Ronald leaves Jenny, going out to southeast.
* Jenny: You know, about that party?
* Jenny: I think it sounds like a GREAT idea.
* The audience laugh.

### During the level

* Isaac have guys join the ladies and enjoy some drinks with them.
* Orange man: Hello ladies, would you care for a drink?
* Lorraine: We'll have two Pineapple Sunsets, thank you.

#### 2nd arrival

* White man: Why are such pretty girls as you drinking alone?
* Jenny: Why don't you join us and correct the mistake?

#### 3rd arrival

* Yellow man: Do you girls mind if we join you?
* Lorraine: Not if you make it worthwhile.

#### 4th arrival

* Strong man: We have never seen such beautiful women.
* Jenny: We know.

### Outro

* Real Sandy and Brad appear from Southeast.
* Brad: I have to admit, Sandy...
* Brad: At first, I thought taking this cruise before the wedding would be too much hassle, what with the election coming up.
* Brad: But now, I'm glad you talked me into it. This is perfect!
* Brad: What made you think of a cruise?
* Sandy: Well, you know, it just came to me.
* Sandy: I just thought it would do us good to be away from it all for a couple of days.
* Sandy: Away from the election, the city, from any magazines...
* One man goes to seat.
* Sandy interacts with Brad.
* Brad: Sandy! What the...?
* The audience grin.
* Sandy: I just realized, it's not actually a cruise if we get off the boat!
* The audience laugh out loud!
* Sandy: Maybe we should head back.
* Brad: But... I... Sure, okay... Whatever you say.
* Brad and Sandy leave to the southeast.

## Level 18 - Tasty Advertisement

*A famous chef is coming to Ensenada! Help Isaac find the perfect spot to set up the flyers for the event!*

* Meanwhile in the pool, Julie and Sandy are in conversation.
* Julie: The danger's over, I asked them to hide the magazines.
* Julie: Only problem is, they sold five magazines before you noticed.
* Sandy: FIVE?! How am I ever going to find them!?
* Sandy: It'll be like looking for a needle in a haystack!
* Julie: Don't worry. I have a clue.
* Sandy: What?
* Julie: All the buyers were men...
* Audience grin as Brad appears from the right.
* Brad: You sure seem to have made a new friend on the cruise!
* Julie heads to the stairs.
* Sandy: How about that...

### During the level

* Isaac find the perfect spot for flyers!

### Outro

* Green man: Great, then we'll see both of you around Puerto Vallarta, right?
* Angela: Sounds like a plan!
* Emily: You can be sure about that!
* The guys leave the pool. Emily and Angela bond!
* Angela: Emily, I hereby declare you a full-fledged keeper of The Code.
* Angela: I have to admit, I had my doubts at first...
* Angela: But you turned out to be an excellent student.
* Emily: Oh, it was all you. You're a wonderful teacher.
* Angela: There's just one more rule. It's The Golden Rule, so pay attention.
* Emily: Oh, there's still more?
* Angela: You must never, under any circumstances, leave your girlfriends alone when they're on the prowl.
* Angela: If you help them get the guy, then they'll help you too.
* Emily: But I thought this wasn't about getting the guy...
* Angela: OF COURSE it's not. I told you, it's about having fun.
* Emily: ...While getting guys.
* Angela: We need to get you some real experience, then you'll see.
* Angela: Come on, let's go to Puerto Vallarta.
* They're ecstatic!

## Level 19 - Hidden Kitten

*Brad mustn’t see the Kitten Magazine!*

* Brad and Sandy come from the southeast. Isaac works on it.
* Brad: It's nice that you decided to come back here.
* Sandy: Uh-huh.
* One man appears.
* Brad: I mean, who knows when we'll get to see Puerto Vallarta again, right?
* Sandy: There's one!
* A man sits on a table.
* Brad: What's that, dear?
* Sandy: Umm... There's one reason to get off the boat for a while!
* Brad: Whoa, what was that all about? Not that I'm complaining....
* The audience laugh.
* Sandy: You just keep looking over here...
* The audience grin.

### During the level

* Isaac helps Sandy distract Brad with love and drinks!
* Sandy: Honey! Why don't we order something to drink?
* Brad: Sure, what do you want, dear?

#### 2nd action

* Sandy: This place looks amazing, doesn't it sweety?
* Brad: It's does, but not as amazing as Ensanada will be.

#### 3rd action

* Sandy: Brad! Why don't we later go to the town for some shopping.
* Brad: Sounds good! I heard they have really good baskets here.

#### 4th action

* Sandy: Are you thirsty? I'm thirsty!
* Brad: Woah, you must be really parched! Let's order something.

### Outro

* Sandy: Say, Brad, could you go get us some more drinks?
* Brad: We can just wait for the waiter to come, right?
* Sandy: I know, but I'm REALLY thirsty.
* The audience grin.
* Brad goes to checkout counter while Sandy distracts the red man.
* Sandy: Oh! I'm terribly sorry!
* Red man: Well, yeah...
* Sandy places one magazine.
* Red man: Hey! You took the best part!
* Brad gets the drink from Isaac.
* Brad: Wow, you really WERE thirsty...
* The audience laugh when they do!

## Level 20 - Good Impressions

*The crew is trying to show Stubing’s good side to Aubrey.*

* Aubrey is eating while the Captain arrives.
* Captain thinks then he leaves.
* Isaac goes to tell Julie and one old lady.
* Isaac: The birds are in the nest.
* Julie and old lady come out.
* Julie: We're ready here too.
* Julie: Operation Help the Captain Impress Mr. Skoggstad begins!
* Julie: you look so pretty, Gopheretta.
* Old lady: Shut up.
* The audience laugh.
* Julie: Let's go!
* Julie goes inside.
* Old lady: Excuse me... I need to take this suitcase back to the ship...
* Stubing: Ship? My ship! Of course, it's my ship, not hers.
* Old lady: Ahem. You seem very strong...
* Stubing: Strong? of course I'm strong! I'm the Captain. Captain Merrill Stubing.
* Stubing: And Captain Stubing is always there for his passengers!
* Captain comforts the old lady!

### During the level

* Stubing navigates towards the ship.
* Stubing: Ugh... This luggage is rather heavy.

#### 2nd attempt

* Stubing carries the luggage.
* Old lady: Excuse me, but you're going the wrong way.
* Stubing: Nonsense! I have a superb sense of direction!

#### 3rd attempt

* Old lady: Captain, it's that way.
* Stubing: What? Oh, of course! I just needed the extra exercise.

#### 4th attempt

* Old lasy: Actually, over here is fine! Thank you good Captain!
* Stubing: What? But we haven't gotten to the ship yet!

#### 5th attempt

* Old lady: Well, you see, I forgot that I've actually reserved a spot on the next cruise!
* Stubing: Next cruise... Will there even be a next one?

### Post-chapter

* Old lady: How nice of you to help an old woman!
* Stubing: Woman? What woman! Every time I see her, she takes years off my life!
* Stacey appears to see Aubrey, having Stubing throw the luggage.
* Stubing: My migraine! That woman brought my migraine back!
* Old lady fell on the floor!
* The Captain heads off.
* Isaac: Well, that didn't go very well...
* Isaac and Julie go to the old lady.
* Old lady: You think?
* Julie: We just need to regroup and think of a better plan.
* isaac: I think I've got something.
* Isaac: But we'll need Doc's help...