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LetsGOtoCLASS

letsGOtoCLASS was a comedy group featuring Erik Hoffstad and Chris Arader. The letsGOtoCLASS YouTube channel began as a sketch comedy channel but became popular upon the upload of Erik's "on salvia" videos. It was the home of Erik's series Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik until he moved it to its own channel in 2015.

## Content

### Internet Comment Etiquette

The first 18 episodes of Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik were originally released on letsGOtoCLASS.

### Prank Dubz

A 10 episode series. Prank Dubz was added to this channel after Multi-Channel Networks.

### On Salvia

Videos of Erik doing various things on Salvia. These videos went viral and earned Erik the audience that would become his first students.

* Gardening on Salvia
* Gardening on Salvia Part 2
* Writing a Letter to Congress on Salvia
* Driving on Salvia

### Cumming On Pigeons

A 17 episode series. Just what it sounds like. Episodes 3, 11, and 16 are lost.

### Two Bros and a Bong

An 11 episode series. Two bros get high and talk about stuff.

### Let's Go to Class

A half hour pilot video, plus several promotional videos.

### Other Videos

* Billys Guitar Lesson: Erik's first video. Billy (played by Erik) goes to a guitar lesson where the instructor sings about raping Billy. The entire video is in 144p.
	+ The song from the hallway scene: a behind the scenes video.
* SCREAM BLOG: Men hold guns while screaming.
* The Foursome edited for youtube: Erik and three others have a foursome.
* Wii Super Mario Galaxy Hands-on Preview!: The Wii is used in a way that it shouldn't be.
* The Phone Call: Erik receives an unfortunate phone call about some loose animals.
* The Burrito: Erik talks too much while a burrito is cooking.
* The Time Traveler: Derrick admits he's a time traveler and that he went back in time to kill a terrible ruler.
* Tony's Rap Song: Erik plays a weird rap song.
* Facebook Is For Jerking Off: Erik explains how Facebook works.
* Next Friday: HAAAAAAA WHAT
* Inside the writer's room @ Let's Go To Class: Erik plays Guitar Hero.
* So You Think You Can Drink!: A reality show about drinking.
* My Magic Son: A shock video in which Erik talks about his magic son.
* A Wish Pure of Heart: Erik has a magical mailbox that grants wishes.
* Shit's Gonna Get Nuts (When The Shrooms Kick In): An original song.
* I Ate Your Mother's Cookies: Erik gets in a fight after eating some cookies.
* Booby Trap Sandwich: Erik uses a booby trap sandwich.
* Bill Cosby Jokes: A dog snores with pictures of Bill Cosby.
* "It's Always Sunny in Flipadelphia"; App now available on iPhone & Android: An ad for an app.
* Davida Gets a Divorce: Erik suspects that his wife Davida is actually David in a wig.
* The "Sketch" Sketch: Erik is aware that he's in a sketch.
* How Breaking Bad Ends (NO SPOILERS): The series finale of Breaking Bad takes an unexpected turn.
* Channel Update: Erik returns to the channel after six years to reveal that his song is on the radio
Mrs Patricia

Mrs Patricia is a cryptocurrency advisor that's admired by bots and scammers in the YouTube comment section for a news video. She helped many people, but she was particularly unhelpful for Erik. When he sought her help, she killed his dog, exhumed the corpse of Erik's son to take pictures of it on carnival rides, and put a curse on Erik so that every time he jacks off his dad feels it.

## Appearances

* Crypto News with Erik! Episode 1 (mentioned)
Kickstarter

Kickstarter is a crowdfunding website where users can contribute money to help fund projects. It was the primary source of funding for Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut.

## Kickstarter Projects

* Painting of your favorite erotic scene[src]
* I need a new computer to publish an ecook book[src]
* Cold Shoulder
* Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut
* Erik Takes Xanax and Gets a Buzzcut[src]
* Murder on Stage 17B

## Appearances

* Crowd Funding (main subject)
* How to Stay Big Money on YouTube (mentioned)
* Stretch Goals and Spam Bots!
* Deliverying on my Promises (mentioned)
* The Omega (mentioned)
* Full Circle (mentioned)
* Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut
* Goodbye Pineapple Summer (mentioned)
* Wife Elbower (mentioned)
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2 (mentioned)
* Staying Unmotivated
Masks are for Losers Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

The Dealmaster

"*The thing I love the most... oh, you mean my Raycons!*"
―The Traveler
Masks are for Losers was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

A witch grinds an ingredient with a pestle when she hears a traveler approach. He tells her that his wife is sick and he pawned his wedding ring to pay her. She works on a spell but realizes that she needs the thing he loves the most, in this case his wedding ring. He explains that the thing he loves the most is his Raycon ear buds. He thinks about it for a moment, but he's not sure if he wants to give them up. The witch agrees that they're great, but he lets her grind them up. Then he puts on his backup pair, so she makes him throw them in as well. She finishes the spell, so he takes out his third pair of Raycons and takes the spell. She warns him that he's tainted the spell, but he doesn't care so she goes back to making boner pills.

## Cast

* Sam Kellie as the witch
* Erik as the traveler
Hot Dad

Hot Dad as a hologram

"*Tick tick tock, it's Salvia o' clock!*"
―Hot Dad[src]
Hot Dad, real name Erik Helwig, is a comedy musician and YouTuber. He has written and performed several songs, including Big Money Salvia, Know Your Meme, Elon Musk (Cars in Space), Big Spooky Salvia, and Big Money Salvia City. He also made a cover of his favorite song, Fell in a Well.

Helwig also releases non-comedic music under the name Girls Who Care. His song Out Here was featured in Internet Quarantine Etiquette.

## Appearances

Hot Dad's songs are featured in a number of lessons. Besides this, he has personally appeared in:

* Musical Twinks
* Music Videos

## See Also

* Hot Dad on YouTube
* Hot Dad on Twitter
Greataxes

## Polished Iron Greataxe

Though the Greataxe has always been in a "grey area" between the Axe and Halberd, it still serves its purpose. This particular version of the Greataxe can be viewed as a more balanced version of the Halberd, suited for long fights.

## Additional Statistics

### PVP Damage

+5%

The Greataxe has always existed in the “grey” area between the halberd and the axe. It does indeed deliver strong attacks but its attacks are quite slow and the user is slowed as well. It is meant to be a more usable halberd mid-battle and break through the enemies ahead. It is still an awful weapon in PVE but that is the nature of the two-handed weapons. It serves its purpose quite well and the same goes for its polished version.

Main Statistics
 Golden Greataxe | 2

## Obtaining

The Greataxe crafting recipe is the following:

*The Polished Iron Greataxe is not craftable but it can be bought from The Weapon Merchant in the Arena Desert for 2 gold coins.*
Open Beta

An Open Beta is when Erik decides that he wants to hear input from his students and creates videos to try out their ideas. There have been two periods of Open Beta on Internet Comment Etiquette.

## February 2015

The first Open Beta took place when the primary Internet Comment Etiquette channel was created. It consisted of a syllabus and five lessons.

The first two days consisted of Erik reading user feedback and dispelling the myth that he was dead. The third day was for Erik to incorporate some of his students' ideas. The fourth day served as a field test in which Erik commented on Nancy Grace's Facebook profile. The fifth day was set aside for Erik to promote his channel in other places.

## February 2021

A second Open Beta took place in 2021.
James

James (right) with Rupert

"*I'm filing a complaint!*"
―James[src]
James is an illegal meme trafficker in Nobbleberry. He and Rupert are caught moving memes by Detective Nobbleberry and he gives up the address to the supplier. He threatens to file a complaint after Detective Nanny drops a baby down the stairs.
Playing with Fire Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

This is Just an Ad

"*And that's when my dream ends. What does it mean, Doc? What does it mean?*"
―Erik
Playing with Fire was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

Sam tells her psychiatrist that she dreamed about a cloaked figure standing over her bed and giving her Raycons. The Raycons changed her while the figure jerked off in the corner. She also has werewolf hands in the dream. The Raycons shout "you ate your sister inside of me" in her mom's voice. The psychiatrist wants to talk about the other aspects of the dream, but she's focused on the Raycons. She leaves to get some Raycons. The cloaked figure takes her place while jerking off and the psychiatrist sees that he has werewolf hands.

Erik concludes the recap of his dream and asks his psychiatrist what it means. She offers him Xanax.
HOW TO TK THE OTHER TEAM

"*Just shoot all of them, and that's my advice.*"
―Erik
GAME TIPZ: HOW TO TK THE OTHER TEAM is the fourth and final GAME TIPZ. This video takes a slightly different approach from other GAME TIPZ lessons in that it teaches students how to teamkill the other team rather than their own team. It was released on March 21, 2017.

## Summary

Erik plays a 2 vs 5 game of Rainbow Six Siege, but he's not worried about the odds because he knows the secret: just shoot them all. He takes a quick break to talk about Audible. Then he lays down some traps to catch the enemy players and says motivational things to his teammate Doc. Then he shoots all of the enemies, Doc defuses the bomb, and they win.

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John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

"*JFK Jr. was my dad, and he named me after himself.*"
―John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.[src]
John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr. was the leader of QAnon. He was also the son of John F. Kennedy Jr. and the grandson of President John F. Kennedy.

JFK Jr. Jr. would post cryptic messages and numbers in places like Telegram for his followers to over-analyze, but he realized that this wasn't an efficient strategy, so he released an emergency broadcast to clarify his true intentions. He intended to go to Washington DC and be appointed president, but his plane was shot and it crashed down into the ocean. JFK Jr. Jr. was killed, because that's not something you survive.

JFK Jr. Jr. has very large breasts, and he likes taking topless photos of himself. He can also record himself singing and dancing with them to conceal information about deep state conspiracies.
R/BeatingWomen2

"*If you disagree with what the subreddit is about, you can go in and post other stuff that takes it away from that. That's what I was trying to say.*"
―Erik
r/BeatingWomen2 is the first lesson of Subreddit of the Week. It was released on February 25, 2015.

## Summary

Erik introduces Subreddit of the Week. He explains that he wants to show the potential of Reddit to see into the mind of people that you don't come across every day. He introduces the subreddit r/BeatingWomen2, a subreddit that celebrates beating women. He explains that this subreddit is the successor to r/BeatingWomen, which got banned for being too pro beating women.

Erik is concerned, however, as this is sometimes interpreted as violence against women. He attempts to correct this by posting women being "beat" in other contexts. He posts a video of a woman being beat at a chess match, Serena Williams beating women in tennis matches, a woman beating her body with some sausages, and a picture of a llama. He realizes that the lesson here is that you can go on subreddits you disagree with and post other content.

## Posts

- WomenGettingBeat

- cheeseman5000

- KingSkjoldr

- bleepblopblorp69

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Haircut ghost

The haircut ghosts are spirits of Erik's past selves that sometimes communicate with him. The haircut ghosts of Lady Hair Erik and Rotten Pineapple Erik live in the first Etiquesette and would sometimes speak to Erik. After Erik moved to the second Etiquesette, they would call him instead. The haircut ghost of 2020 Erik lives on the Commenticouch in the second Etiquesette. The ghosts will speak to Erik for a variety of reasons, but most often they wish to talk to him about recent celebrity deaths.
Multi-Channel Networks

"*Nothing wrong with multi-channel networks if you ask me. I don't know what Ethan was talking about. Let me just put some ads on my Prank Dubz video and-- what the hell is this?! Third party what?!*"
―Erik
Multi-Channel Networks is the 32nd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on September 18, 2015.

## Summary

Erik starts by announcing Prank Dubz. He wants to do a lesson on multi-channel networks, but he doesn't know what they are, so he looks at Wikipedia. He sees all the different services they provide, so he decides that he wants one. He looks at his Gmail and sees several multi-channel networks that want to work with him. Erik gets in contact with one of them, but they don't agree to his terms. He prepares his sign my life away pen to pick one at random, but Ethan Klein appears as a hologram.

Ethan uses a graphic analogy about anal sex to describe how bad multi-channel networks are. Erik can't tell if it's actually an analogy, so he decides not to listen and signs with a multi-channel network. Then Fullscreen attacks Erik for using 3rd party visual *and* 3rd party audiovisual content, so Erik disputes the copyright claim.

Two months later, Erik still hasn't found a solution. He decides that he has to cancel Prank Dubz and that he can no longer keep the channel. Erik begins to give a heartfelt goodbye to his students when he remembers that Fullscreen is the multi-channel network of letsGOtoCLASS. He gives Prank Dubz to that channel instead and gets a royalty free happy ending. Then he gets more copyright claims.

## Comments

*Hi Salvia,
Your channel has so much potential to grow and we want to help take it to the next level. My name is Constance and I work for BroadbandTV, one of the largest and oldest networks on YouTube. We offer tools and services designed to positively influence views at no upfront cost. What do you think can help your YouTube experience better? Looking
forward to your thoughts.
Thank you,*
- Constance

*Hey, Salvia here. I would love to sign with you but I'm going to require ten thousand dollars up front as a signing bonus. If you can make that happen PLUS protect me from the shadow masters who are trying to kidnap and replace my soul with a dark entity known only as “The Omega" then you've got yourself a deal lol jk i'm just a plant right? Geeet theeee fuuuuck oouuuttaa heeeaaaaa.*
- Erik

*Hey what the fuck, where's my fucking money? Why's this guy taking all my fucking money, dude? This is HORSE SHIT. LISTEN IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO! FUCK THIS MAN youtube sucks now i'm going back to vimeo.*
- Erik

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Jaleel White plays Battlefield 4 for Family Matters Reunion 2014

"*Let's have a free day! And you know what I like to do on a free day: play video games!*"
―Erik
Jaleel White plays Battlefield 4 for Family Matters Reunion 2014 was the replacement for the third lesson of Subreddit of the Week. The lesson was supposed to be about r/teenagers, but Erik was self conscious about a zit so instead he teamkilled people in Battlefield 4. This type of video was continued in the GAME TIPZ series. It was released on March 12, 2015.

## Summary

Erik decides to cancel Subreddit of the Week because he got a zit, so instead he announces that it's a free day. He decides to spend his free day playing Battlefield. He sings the theme song for Family Matters while he teamkills everyone in sight with gunfire, C4 detonations, grenades, and plane and helicopter crashes. Mama Winslow also gets a kill.

Then Erik asks for a health pack, thanks the teammate that helped him, and then puts C4 on the teammates tank and detonates it as Eddie Winslow.

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Jimbo Jarvis

"*We got a microphone around here? I wanna rerecord this song.*"
―Jimbo Jarvis[src]
Jimbo Jarvis is a country singer. He performed an unnamed song about his late wife in the Dr. DeWormer Ad, but after discovering Raycons he changed the lyrics to make it about how he wants to have sex with the Raycons.

## Appearances

* Dr. DeWormer Ad
* Nobbleberry Ad 8 (mentioned)
March to a Million

March to a Million was a promotion that Erik ran for Internet Comment Etiquette in March 2020. After he achieved 900,000 subscribes, he announced that he would seek to achieve one million by the end of the month. He failed dramatically. Erik decided that it's worth it so long as he has his students with him, and he declared March to a Million would continue as Fapril till you Mapril.

The March to a Million was announced on March 11, 2020, and it finally succeeded on May 31, 2021 for a total of 446 days.

## Lessons

* March to a Million Part One
* March to a Million Part Two
* March to a Million 2021
Nancy Reagan

Nancy Reagan was the the wife of Ronald Reagan. She was known for her anti-drug activism. She challenged an episode of Transformers in which Bumblebug and Optimum Prime shared the first same-sex hug in a children's cartoon because she thought it would lead to kids doing drugs.[src]

## Appearances

* Weed Channels (mentioned)
* Late-Night YouTube (mentioned)
Hoagie

A hoagie is a type of sandwich and one of Eriks favorite foods. Variations include the dessert hoagie[src] and the mana hoagie.

## Appearances

* Pale Blue Flat Dot (mentioned)
* Medical Advice (mentioned)
* Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel (Just Eatin Hoagies)
* The 5G Apocalypse (Sushi Day)
* The Importance of Health
* Avoiding Politics (mentioned)
* Algorithms
* March to a Million 2021
* The Dark Arts
* What is a Ghoul?
Optimizing Your Youtube Channel with Erik

"*Last but not least, we're going to copy paste some titties right over that text. And so all you're going to see is those titties.*"
―Erik
Optimizing Your Youtube Channel with Erik is the 28th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It is the first Optimization lesson and is hosted by Digital Erik. It was released on July 7, 2015.

## Summary

### Step One: Channel Banner

Erik creates a channel banner to tell his students that new lessons are every Thursday. Then he covers it with some titties.

Channel banner: **OPTIMIZED**

### Step Two: Channel Trailer

Erik explains what a good channel trailer looks like. Then he finds one from a Minecraft Let's Play channel that's already done so he just takes that one and makes it his trailer as well.

Channel trailer: **OPTIMIZED**

### Step Three: Channel About Tab

Erik creates a new channel description:

Yo Salvia Erik here doing mad bong rips #420 #drivingonsalvia #eatingtoomuchpussyonsalvia #berniesanders

Channel about tab: **OPTIMIZED**

### Step Four: Watermarks

Erik notices that his current watermark won't encourage people to subscribe, so he changes it to titties.

Watermark: **OPTIMIZED**

### Step Five: Playlists

Erik looks at his different playlists, such as Subreddit of the Week, Tweets From the Class, and Titties & Farts.

Playlists: **OPTIMIZED**

### Step Six: End Slates

Erik looks at a typical end slate where the creator links to an unreasonable number of other videos. Erik decides to do better and makes an end slate that includes every lesson he's ever created.

End slate: **OPTIMIZED**

### Step Seven: Subtitles

Erik adds subtitles to Driving on Salvia. Except the subtitles are actually a warning to any foreigner that tries to access subtitles that America is coming to kill them.

Subtitles: **OPTIMIZED**

### Step Eight: Credits

Erik explains the usefulness of crediting other YouTubers for collaborations. But he's never actually collaborated with anyone so he just lies.

Credits: **OPTIMIZED**

### Final Step: YouNow

*WILL YOU OPTIMIZE ON EACHOTHER'S CHESTS FOR US*
- Erik

YouNow: **OPTIMIZED**

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List of Characters by Appearances

This is a list of every character that has appeared in multiple videos. This list is accurate as of Joan of WOKE.

## Criteria

### Included

* Every video in which the character appears on screen as themselves, is heard speaking, or has their words shown on screen
* Flashbacks and archival footage
* Videos from the main channel or letsGOtoCLASS
* Deep fakes
* Haircut ghosts are counted starting the lesson they separate from Erik

### Not Included

* Videos where they are only mentioned, only Tweeted, or appear as a still picture without lines
* Spin off channels such as Just Eatin Hoagies
* Accounts of aliases used without acknowledging the character
* Mandela Effect is a single lesson

## See Also

* Characters that appeared once
* Characters that have only been mentioned
Pineapple Summer

Pineapple Summer is a summer-long celebration that features pineapples and good etiquette. It refers in particular to the summer of 2017, the first Pineapple Summer. It was created after Erik got a pineapple haircut in Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut. The song "Man Girl Machine" by Bronz is the unofficial theme of Pineapple Summer.
Profit Gobbling Cunts Quartlerly

Profit Gobbling Cunts Quartlerly is a quarterly magazine. It covers profit gobbling cunts such as Martin Shkreli that hurt people for a profit. It's not available as an internet magazine like Fierce Biotech. Erik works for Profit Gobbling Cunts Quartlerly by interviewing profit gobbling cunts, and he prides himself on being totally objective.

Profit Gobbling Cunts Quartlerly got in the middle of it when Shkreli was facing controversy on Twitter, but Erik never got an interview with him.
Milo Yiannopoulos

"*I have good news for you, which is that 'born this way' is a lie. It's propaganda. It's not true.*"
―Milo Yiannopoulos
Milo Yiannopoulos is an alt-right grifter that used to be gay but then he decided to be straight so he could start a gay conversion camp. He owes a large amount of money to the Mercer family and believes that black lives do not matter.[src]

He describes himself as a feminist, but he also believes that feminism is ugly, sociopathic, and vindictive.[src]

## Appearances

* Back to Normal
* Handling SJW's
Havin' one of THOSE nights

"*Man, Ted Cruz is really honing in on these Scott Baio tweets. What a loser.*"
―Erik
Havin' one of THOSE nights is the 14th Tweets From the Class. It was released on August 19, 2016.

## Summary

Erik logs into twitter and finds that his account has been locked. The unlocking process requires him to delete some fact-based tweets that he sent to Scott Baio. Erik assumes that Ted Cruz was reporting his #ThanksScottBaio tweets for some reason. Then he answers some tweets about salvia, FemaleFreq, Ted Cruz, and the Armenian Genocide. Then he finds out that one of his students got banned from YouNow so he tries to help.

Next, Erik refuses to make a Snapchat and promises to steal some fan art of The Amazing Salvio. He acknowledges George Zimmerman's new twitter account. Then he gets sent a bunch of pictures of him that he doesn't remember, realizing that he was drinking too much and havin' one of THOSE nights. Then he looks at some more fan art for Salvio and TrumpBangsThings.com, which is still hacked.

Then he sees a picture of himself at a Black Lives Matter protest that he doesn't remember going to.

## Comments

*@commentiquette Did you really smoke salvia in those videos way back? It seemed too crazy someone would do a heavy psychdelic that trivially*
- @ArgBlatteTalar

*@ArgBlatteTalar I dunno buy me some fuckin salvia and I'll smoke it in your babys face*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Hey BMS, did the Armenian genocide happen? Also where is the latest video?*
- @thisismrtom

*@thisismrtom Yeah it happened. Very sad no joke here. Latest video: check ur moms bumhole*
- Erik

*YO you know my boy dennis?**Dennis Veldwijk*
- Erik

*Sup dude you know my boy Dennis?**Dennis Veldwijk*
- Erik

*Hey you know my boy Dennis he was on here earlier?**is that skateboard on your wall because your dad took the wheels off*
- Erik

*Say bro one more time and I'll cut myself on the same edge that caused the US economy to start bleeding out. #TedCruz2016*
- Not\_Ted\_Cruz

*nice one ted*
- Erik

*@LongoLava Can't wait to steal this and not give you credit lol*
- @commentiquette

*@commentiquette George Zimmerman got a Twitter account*
- @deejuryisin

*@deejuryisin Yeah I know!*
- Erik

*@commentiquette CAN YOU SHOW THIS TO THE AMAZING SALVIO PLEASE (Many happy bouncings to both of you)*
- @Amia69267303

*@Amia69267303 (\_)\_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~thanks!*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ George Zimmerman is a man who shot an unnarmed black man and was acquitted of murder.

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Production Vlog 1

"*The writing process itself takes weeks. We... me and the writers, we plan out a whole season ahead of time for months.*"
―Erik
Production Vlog #1 is an episode of Internet Comment Extracrediquette. It serves as a "making of" episode for Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik. It was released on February 22, 2013.

## Summary

Erik explains how much work goes into making a lesson, but he's more occupied with taking a hit from his bong. He explains how important it is to get the tone right while he coughs. Then he takes another hit and explains that he does what he does because it makes the world a better place.

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Raycon

Raycon is a wireless audio electronics brand and one of the sponsors of Internet Comment Etiquette. The Raycon slogan is "no witnesses."[src]

## Sponsored Lessons

* Internet Quarantine Etiquette (Ad Segment)
* Bogus Copyright Claims (Ad Segment)
* Masks are for Losers (Ad Segment)
* Refusing to Laugh (Raycons: The Movie)
* The Perfect Ad (mentioned only, sponsored Internet Historian)
* Playing with Fire (Ad Segment)
* Algorithms (Ad Segment)
* It's So Hard to Be Nice (Ad Segment)
* Florida Man (Ad Segment)
* Stupid Questions (Ad Segment)
* Back to Normal
* Drinking (Ad Segment)
* Dr. DeWormer (Ad Segment)
* The Dark Arts (Ad Segment)
* Handling SJW's
* JFK Jr. Jr. (Ad Segment)
* 4/21 Special (Everybody Loves Raycon)
* Woke Buzz Lightyear (Ad Segment)
Nude Celebs for Free

Nude Celebs for Free on YouTube

"*have you ever seen diane keaton's vajamjam in stereoscopic 3D vision while guy pearce plays your dick like a fiddle? download the brand new NUDE CELEBS FOR FREE oculus rift attachment!*"
―Nood Celebz[src]
Nude Celebs for Free is Erik's primary alias. It was first created as a demonstration on how to create a YouTube account. It also featured prominently as a Facebook profile. Nude Celebs for Free hosts a variety of exclusive celebrity nudes as well as Call of Duty gameplay videos.

Nude Celebs for Free is characterized by all of its posts being ads for a pornographic website, often including a shady link.

## Content

* Call of Duty gameplay[src]
* Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas sex scene[src]
* Diane Keatons vajamjam in stereoscopic 3D (featuring Guy Pearce)[src]
* Kathy Bates nudes[src]
* Harry Belafonte's hairy belaballsack[src]
* Jimmy Smits popping a load[src]
* Deleted Morgan Freeman sex scene from March Of The Penguins where he blows himself in the voiceover booth[src]
* Mark Zuckerberg deepfaked onto the end of some dude's dick[src]
* John Candy deepfaked into the R Kelly piss tape[src]
* AI enhanced 4K footage of Rip Torn's blowjob from The Man Who Fell To Earth[src]
* That time Kevin Bacon showed his dick in Wild Things[src]
* Eleanor Roosevelt getting fingerblasted by a time-travelling Oprah Winfrey[src]
* Huey Lewis whippin his dick out in Short Cuts (free on sign up)[src]

## Appearances

* Starting a Youtube Channel (created on YouTube and Instagram)
* Internet Vaccine Etiquette with Erik (created on Facebook)
* Solving Racism Online (on Facebook)
* Website Spotlight! (first appearance on Gmail)
* Global Warming (first appearance on Amazon)
* Online Psychics (mentioned)
* Children's Entertainment Online (mentioned)
* How to be a Critic (first appearance on Rotten Tomatoes)
* HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL (mentioned, deleted on Facebook)
* How to Stay Big Money on Youtube (on Gmail)
* Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut (mentioned)
* Porn Harder (first appearance on Pornhub)
* People Freaking Out (on YouTube)
* Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel (on Gmail)
* Avoiding Politics (on Pornhub)
* The Clorox Plan (mentioned)
* Staying Unmotivated (on Pornhub)
* Parler Tricks (first appearance on Parler)
* The Perfect Ad (on YouTube, as Internet Comment Etiquette)
* Learning to Fight Part Two (on Pornhub)
New York

New York is an American city in the state of New York. It's the shittiest place in the world, roughly on par with Florida[src] and narrowly beating out Tel Aviv.[src] New York is composed of human garbage and literal garbage, and it's known as the Barack Obama of destinations, in that it tricks millions of people into loving it only to make them suffer. It's sometimes a target of criticism for Erik, and he considers it to be the thing that he hates the most.[src] Tennessee Jack is sometimes used by Erik to criticize New York.

The smell of New York is similar to that of a dog that eats out of the dumpster behind a sushi restaurant and has also never had its anal glands expressed.[src] The air in New York is 40% stink dust,[src] and taking too deep a breath in New York can cause instant lung cancer.[src] Random fireworks are a frequent occurance at all times of the day.[src] New Yorkers are the reason that Donald Trump won.[src]

## Life in New York

Life in New York is different from life in most other places. They have a distinct fashion style where everyone in New York has short hair and walks around with one jean leg rolled up.[src][src] Jean shorts and man buns are also common apparel, and they enjoy things such as drinking activated charcoal and walking their dogs off leash. New Yorkers also enjoy decorating the city with stringlights that have Chinese microchips in them.[src]

Most New Yorkers are alcoholics, and the bars are open until 6am so people can forget that they live in New York.[src] People in New York usually don't believe in God due to their suffering. God wants to go to New York to show the New Yorkers his light, but he can't find a parking spot.[src] There are also homeless people in New York, and the gnawed open chest cavities of dead homeless people sometimes serve as the homes of rats.[src]

Things are very expensive in New York. New Yorkers need eighteen jobs to afford a soda,[src] but police officers are known to stab people if they try to order a large soda. The high price of living in New York also means that no one in New York can afford brake pads.[src]

## Locations

The subway (also known as the underground poop train where you have to lift your feet for the rats to scurry their way home) can be used to get around New York. Central Park is the best part of New York, because inside it the city seems to disappear. There's at least one area in New York that smells like piss and every building is under construction 24/7. They also have an ambulence siren inspection site in this area.[src]

## Mentioned In

* Yelp
* Yo I Made Gawker Worth Visiting
* The Amazing Salvio Hotline
* Learning to Hate
* Fireworks
* Hot Tub Whine Machine (Nobbleberry Ad 6)
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO

## IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT VIDEO

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO is a video that provides an important announcement from the future. It was released June 30, 2020.

## Summary

Future Erik broadcasts a message back in time while in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He wants to warn his students in advance that a Youtooz figure of him will be released a few days after the message is received. He lets everyone know about the figure and then tries to figure out which crater his wife is in.
Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich is a former Speaker of the US House of Representatives. He was a minor nemesis of Erik while running for president in 2012.

## Biography

Newt Gingrich was elected to the House of Representatives in 1979 and became speaker of the house in 1995. He retired in 1999 but ran for president in 2012.

Erik briefly came into conflict with Gingrich during Gingirch's presidential run. Erik tried to comment on one of Gingrich's YouTube videos, but Gingrich was not brave enough to enable comments. However, comments are always enabled somewhere, so Erik left a comment on Gingrich's Facebook instead.

Gingrich did not get nominated for president and everyone forgot about him.

## Appearances

* Things That are Fake (mentioned in the Comment Quiz of the Week)
* Talking to Politicians
Planned Parenthood

Planned Parenthood is an organization that offers reproductive healthcare and birth control for expecting mothers. It's most well known for providing abortions. In 2016, they paid Erik to go on YouNow and say that he wished they made toilets that babies fit down.

## Appearances

* Advertisements (mentioned)
* Mansplaining
Last Day at the Office

"*Not only did we have our finger on the pulse, we knew the God damn blood type. And now that's all gone thanks to NordVPN.com/BIGMONEY.*"
―The Boss
Last Day at the Office is the sponsored ad for NordVPN that played during Behind the Curtain.

## Summary

Johnson comes in as the boss pours himself a drink. They talk about how their company stole people's browsing data and sold it to the highest bidder. The boss laments that they were ruined by NordVPN. He shows Johnson his childhood desk from school and how it made him ruthless. Johnson tells his boss about a European friend of his that was able to use NordVPN to get around regional content restrictions. The boss thinks about how to take his own life.

## Cast

* Erik as the boss
* Shawn Kohne as Johnson
Pussy Island

Pussy Island is an island in the Paracel Islands archipelago. In Battlefield 4, it's a location where all of the pussies go to hide on the Paracel Storm map. When a large number of teammates hide on Pussy Island, it can result in other players getting killed because they don't have backup. Sometimes snipers hiding on Pussy Island need to be dealt with by teamkilling them.
My Favorite Comment Sections Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Masks are for Losers Ad

"*You know what? I'm starting to think you guys are lying about learning Spanish so you'll seem cooler to me.*"
―Steve
My Favorite Comment Sections was sponsored by Babbel.

## Summary

Four friends are talking over Zoom. Joseph tells a funny anecdote and Steve annoys him by saying he's going to steal it for later. Then three of them start talking about how they use Babbel to learn other languages, and Steve feels left out so he lies and says he's using it too. Richard mentions that he used a referral link but he doesn't remember what it is so Steve interjects to say that he used the same one that he also doesn't remember. They start talking to each other in Spanish so Steve speaks in gibberish that sounds vaguely like Spanish. They accuse him of lying about using Babbel, so he turns it around and accuses them of lying about it and they all get frustrated with him. He starts to have an episode so they apologize and tell him that he does know Spanish.

## Cast

* Erik as Steve
* Chris Arader as Joseph
* Shawn Kohne as Richard
* Erin Marie Hogan as April
Mark Zuckerberg

Zuckerberg (right) with Yuri Milner

Mark Zuckerberg is the founder of Facebook. He allied himself with Yuri Milner during The Big Money Space Race.

## Appearances

* People Freaking Out (mentioned)
* The Big Money Space Race Part 1
* Deepfakes (as a deepfake)
* Social Media Pets (mentioned)
* Adrenochrome
* Tangent (mentioned)
Paul Joseph Watson

"*Is soy food consumption turning men into pussies and making them more likely to adopt left-wing beliefs?*"
―Paul Joseph Watson[src]
Paul Joseph Watson is a YouTube conspiracy theorist and the evil counterpart of Paul Salvia Watson. He is one of the main figures figures fighting on behalf of Christians in the War on Christmas, and he is also fighting a separate war against soy. Viewers find Watson's lips highly distracting, and he has not commented on whether he has a license for them.[src]

## Appearances

* Christmas!
* Soy Boys
* Future of Entertainment Pt. 2 (mentioned)
* Joan of WOKE
Midterm Election Recap 2018

"*Come on... come on...*"
―Erik
Midterm Election Recap 2018 is a special video where Erik watches the results of the 2018 Senate election in Texas. It was released on November 6, 2018.

## Summary

Erik is closely watching the results of the Senate election in Texas between Ted Cruz and Beto O'Rourke. He sees a video announcing that Ted Cruz has won. He celebrates, sends a tweet to Ted Cruz, smokes, and expresses gratitude that he doesn't live in Texas.

## Tweet

*@tedcruz Congrats man I honestly thought you'd lose because nobody likes you and your face looks like a body snatcher got stuck mid-transformation, then a child saw it and tried to draw it from memory. Eat a fat dick you gross fuck, glad we can still share these moments together!*
- @commentiquette

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Nobbleberry Ad 1

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Nobbleberry Ad 2

"*There's something I need to speak to you about. Are prostitutes still a thing?*"
―Detective Nobbleberry
Avoiding Surveillance was sponsored by NordVPN. This advertisement details the events of episode one of Nobbleberry.

## Summary

Detective Nobbleberry and John Partner encounter what seems to be a dead body at a crime scene. It turns out the man is still alive and he panics.

Detective Nobbleberry must adapt to living in the present after arriving from the past. John Partner gets upset that they can't have guns while Nobbleberry inquires into prostitution in the 21st century.

The two question a couple, but Nobbleberry realizes that the man they're questioning is the same man that they had encountered at the crime scene. Nobbleberry catches him lying about it and everyone starts shouting at each other.
Internet Vaccine Etiquette with Erik

"*It's done master. I've fooled them all. They no longer think vaccines are filled with poison.*"
―Erik
Internet Vaccine Etiquette with Erik is the 34th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was followed four years later by Measles. It was released on October 21, 2015.

## Summary

Erik looks up how vaccines cause autism, and he finds out that "they fucking don't." He checks on YouNow and Rainbow Six, and he confirms that vaccines are good. He decides to just makes fun of conspiracy theorists that are afraid of vaccines. InfoWars explains that once they vaccinate you they'll round you up and kill you like cattle, so Erik leaves them a comment.

Next Erik goes to a message board for anti-vaxxers. He gives one comment an F (for their kid is Fucked) and then gets in the middle of it by replying to another. He moves over to Facebook. Using his Nude Celebs for Free account, he leaves a few comments to let them know where they can find nude celebs for free.

Erik contacts his master Obama and informs him that the people now trust vaccines. Obama wires him $666,666.

## Comments

*Do you think we should be vaccinating our children?*
- Erik

*Are you sure this video wasn't some form of vaccine because I feel straight up retarded after watching this shit. I'd like to lobby against your caveman in a business suit looking ass ever again posting one of these “shock videos!" What the fuck is a “shock video!" anyway? Am I supposed to be shocked that Penn Jillette's son turned out so disappointing? In conclusion, this video was a real toothy blowjob of a waste of time and 9/11 wasn't weird at all.
fuck me daddy.*
- Erik

*Get a divorce and give him custody of the kid.*
- TrappedInIronLung

*Nude Celebs For Free I dunno anything about doctors but if you guys wanna check out the hottest nude celebs on the planet, check out my Facebook group all kinds of celebrity tits and dicks! Something for mom AND dad! Though, much like an Illinois public school, your children are not allowed.*
- Nude Celebs for Free

*Nude celebs for free is the one stop shop for big ol bouncin celebrity ass cheeks just rubbin up against your computer screen covered in eucalyptus oil and all kinds of nature-born raisins and shit you guys like. Check out the scene where Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas have crazy sex in that movie... Unforgiven? Age of Sin? I forget the name of the movie but you see Antonio's big baby arm dick just whapping against the headboard. It looks so much like a baby arm in fact that I was afraid an evil doctor was going to pop up from under the bed and try to inject it full of mercury. Welp check it out. daddy?*
- Nude Celebs for Free

## Context

1. ↑ Penn Jillette is a famous magician. The disappointing man in the video strongly resembles him.
2. ↑ The movie he's thinking of is Original Sin. Unforgiven is a Clint Eastwood movie and Age of Sin is not a movie at all.

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Pornhub

Pornhub is a website that hosts pornography. It is most well known for its comment sections, which have some of the greatest etiquette ever featured on Internet Comment Etiquette. In 2020, the cure for politics was found on PornHub.[src]

## Featured Videos

* Cock Hero Island 4 - Teaser Trailer[src]
* Petite Entitled Millennial Fucks Her Landlord[src]
* Step Mother & Son's Lost Weekend Pt.1 - Silvia Sage - Family Therapy[src]
* Red Head Katy Kiss Struggling in Belts Bondage Orgasm[src]
* Mom Fucks Son & Eats Teen Creampie for Thanksgiving Treat[src]
* Kimmy Granger Likes it Rough[src]
* Snow White[src]
* Renae Cruz Fucked by Guy with Two Dicks[src]
* Endless Number of Twinks Getting Plugged by Rich Stud[src]
* Farts[src]
* Yoga Anal Hard Fuck Teen[src]
* Spongeknob Squarenuts Blowjob - The Spongebob Squarepants XXX Parody[src]
* Misty and Pikachu Take on Ash's Pokeballs[src]
* Fortnite Try Not to Cum Challengr[src]
* Tugrats Rugrats Porn Parody[src]
* The Ring / Ringetsu[src]
* The Love Between Two Dragons[src]

## Appearances

* 100,000 Cucks Can't Be Wrong (mentioned)
* Movie Trailers
* Porn Harder (main subject)
* Soy Boys
* Avoiding Politics
* Staying Unmotivated
Raycons: The Movie

"*Oooh, I just filled my pants!*"
―The Narrator
Raycons: The Movie is the sponsored ad for Raycon that aired during Refusing to Laugh.

## Summary

Sam starts a podcast about how a penguin helped a village in Rwanda. As it starts she walks into the kitchen and switches to speaker mode. As soon as she does, the podcast narrator starts graphically describing how he shit his pants. She puts the Raycons in her ears again and the podcast returns to normal, but once she puts them back in speaker mode the narrator shits himself again and spoils the end of the podcast. Then she puts the Raycons in her ears again and sees the narrator sitting in her kitchen as he narrates the podcast. He explains that compared to the Raycons, listening over a speaker basically makes him sound like he's shitting himself.

The narrator explains the benefits of buying Raycons, but he's interrupted by the carbon monoxide detector, which had been going off the whole time. She puts the podcast on speaker one more time so she can see if he shits himself. Then she dies from asphyxiation as she hallucinates the podcast narrator reading.
Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace's Facebook page

Nancy Grace is a TV personality that talks about abducted and murdered children. Her career is based on exploiting people's fear and ignorance.[src] Erik gave his students an optional assignment to use her Facebook page as practice in Open Beta before the first semester of etiquette lessons.[src]

## Appearances

* Open Beta Day 4 (Facebook page)
* Open Beta Day 5 (Facebook page)
Private Investigator Erik

"*Hello, I'm Private Investigator Erik. You can tell it's me because of my shirt, the way the sleeves are rolled up, I'm a private investigator named Erik. And you're watching Internet Cold Cases.*"
―Private Investigator Erik[src]
Private Investigator Erik was an investigator and the host of Internet Cold Cases.

## Biography

Private Investigator Erik's early life is unknown. At some point, he became the host of Internet Cold Cases. He continued in this position until he was murdered after discovering the truth about the murder of HitchBot.

## Physical Description

Private Investigator Erik looked identical to Erik. He typically wore a shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He spoke in a deep, gravely voice as one would expect from a private investigator.
Nobbleberry Ad 2

## Timeline

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Nobbleberry Ad 3

"*Then you'll just have to shoot me, old friend! Because these hands were made to wipe out the sins of the world.*"
―John Partner
Artificial Intelligence was sponsored by NordVPN. This advertisement details the events of episode two of Nobbleberry.

## Summary

Detective Nobbleberry is kidnapped by two American men and put in the boot of their car. They argue about whether they should kill him or not and one of them has his mustache fall off. They decide to shoot him, but they don't tie him up properly so he's able to shoot them first. He discovers that the men were American police officers and goes to look for a surveillance tape.

Nobbleberry interrogates the Young Chav that stole the surveillance tape. His partner asks him to stop, but Nobbleberry pulls out an old style gun that he stole from a museum. Nobleberry finally finds the surveillance tape and discovers that his partner was the murderer. He tries to call his partner but accidentally calls Domino's because he doesn't know how to use a phone.

Nobbleberry confronts his partner. His partner explains that he loves London, and he hates the prostitutes that ruin his city. Nobbleberry vouches for the prostitutes and is forced to shoot his partner.

Detective Nanny shows up as Nobbleberry's new partner and Evil Twin Partner prepares to exact vengeance on Nobbleberry.

## Trivia

* The script is visible laying next to Nobbleberry when he discovers John Partner's guilt.
* Erik claims to have actually called Domino's when Nobbleberry dials the wrong number. He also claims to have eaten the cigarette that Nobbleberry smelled.
* The dog held by Evil Twin Partner is played by Jarret Palmer's dog Gizmo.

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Let's Get in the Middle Of It

Let's Get in the Middle Of It with Erik is a series where Erik gets involved in other people's drama. The first two videos were released in 2015, and the series was revived in 2021 with a third video.

## History

In the first video, Erik learns about Martin Shkreli and tweets at him to annoy him. Erik would continue to bother Shkreli in Internet Comment Etiquette and Tweets From the Class. It was released in September 2015.

In the second video, Erik learns about some journalists that went into a terrorist's home and disturbed an active crime scene, so he tries to get in touch with them. It was released in December 2015.

Following the first two entries, the series went on hiatus for five and a half years until May 2021 when he released the third entry about women streaming themselves in their hot tubs on Twitch.