Jackass Stunts

*"If you're the type who likes to make yourself look like a total ass, you're gonna wanna hit up Monjafetta, as him and a few others have organized their own mini-festival, full of all types of stupid and humiliating things for all 'Stormers to do around Pandrosia."*

**Jackass Stunts** are a series of side activities appearing in *MotorStorm: Return to the Wild*. Upon completing all jackass stunts with gold medals, the Ragdolls are unlocked for use in freeroam.

## Stunts available

* Jai Alai dodgeball
* Dodgeball in a baseball batting cage
* Downhill ragdoll race
* Launch! (Using the Lunar-Tec Punker to launch off the Carrier to the docks)
* Ragdoll Demolition Derby
* Roshambo
* Matador with an aggressive Phantromeda philanderer
* Five Finger Fillet
* Table topping random 'Stormers
* Racing abandoned fridges down a hill
* Racing office chairs down a hill
* Firecracker baseball
* Bike Jousting
* Kicking random male 'Stormers in the nuts
* Car gymnastics
* Repeating the words "'Brrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, Skibidi dabudu neep neep" five times to annoy someone

## 'Stormers' opinions on Jackass stunts

* *"Monjafetta and his butt-buddies sure like to take screwing around to new heights!"* - Proteus
* *"It's only a matter of time 'till someone gets seriously hurt with what they're doing and it's not funny either."* - Tracey Prescott
* *"Bruh, I tried one of these and 'Fetta was talkin' to ghosts!"* - The Legend
* *"Suggestion; We should race the coffins I build down those hills!"* - Casket Dan
* *"'Fetta's an alright dude, but seriously, this s%\*# ain't that cool or funny, it's like 13-year-old stoner or drunken frat boy kind of s\*%#."* - Mattias Nilsson
* *"Monjafetta better stop having his friends table top random 'Stormers, because now a few of them are looking to get revenge."* - Autumn Zephyra
* *"Maybe I oughta make him see how HE likes it when someone else kicks him where the sun don't shine!"* - Jingo
* *"If I did anyding like dese when I was a boy, I'm sure as hell my mama woulda whipped me!"* - Dog Soup
* *"Seriously, what the Hell is this guy thinking with these so-called 'Jackass Stunts'?"* - Trigger Finger
* *"Sure, this s#$%'s immature as f@#$, but it's all in good fun, man, know what I'm sayin'?"* - Graveyard God
* *"Such senseless immaturity."* - Blackfeather
* *"Doez he truly zhink zhis is funny?"* - Barry von Stahl
* *"If I get caught up with one of these ill-conceived pranks, I'll pummel Monjafetta!"* - Shuriken
* *"I sure bloody hope that someone gets Monjafetta in the berries for encouraging this tripe!"* - Landslide
* *"Yo-yo-yo, this is funny as hell to watch, but you'd never see me, Flanny G, to partake in this immature par-tee!"* - Flanny G rapping about Jackass Stunts
* *"Je me dispute beaucoup avec Turbine 962 parce qu'on se déteste, mais je n'aurais jamais recours à quelque chose d'aussi bas que de lui donner un coup de pied dans l'aine!" - Enzo (trans: "I argue a lot with Turbine 962 because we hate each other, but I'd never resort to something as low as to kick him in the groin!")*
* *"You know what they say; It's only funny when it happens to someone else. If it happens to me, I'd kick their asses!"* - Code Orange