The Mermaid High Quadruple Date

Warning: Prepare to laugh your faces off.

It had been nearly a month since the events of the THX headquarters. Tex was finally good, and had started getting into the creepypasta scene. But one day, while Tex was trying to figure out a plot to his next story, he heard me and Toppy fighting.

"You seriously expect me to believe that you didn't mean to write Little Einsteins: Dawn Is Your Enemy and deliberately disobey me?!" asked Toppy, who was angry with me for a creepypasta I had written.

"First of all, Dave wrote it too," I said. "Second, I just wanted to help him!"

"And ignore my feelings?!" yelled Toppy.

"I said I was sorry," I said.

"It's always sorry with you, Kadin!" said Toppy.

"No, it isn't!" I said.

"Yes, it is!" said Toppy.

"ENOUGH!!!!!!" yelled Rohan and Dave. "You two are acting like little children!"

"Yeah!" said Tex. "I'm trying to write a creepypasta here!"

"But guys," said Toppy.

"Don't wanna hear it!" said Oceanna. "Come on, you two. You're best friends. Say sorry to each other."

"I'm sorry," I said.

"Me too," said Toppy.

"Good," said Oceanna, before hearing the door bell ring. "Oh! My friends are here!"

"Ooh, babe," I said. "You never told me you had friends."

"Well, I do," said Oceanna, as she opened the door. "These are Mari, Finly, and Searra."

"Hey, cutie," said Finly, as she smooched Rohan on the cheek.

"Oh man," said Rohan, who was blushing. "I guess I have a girlfriend now."

"Who is this?" asked Mari, before smooching Toppy on the cheek.

"I'm Toppy," said Toppy, before blushing. "Asriel is on vacation, so I guess I could have two lovers."

"Well, I guess I get Searra," said Dave.

"Yes you do, my love clam," said Searra, before smooching Dave on the lips.

"What about me?" asked Tex.

"Sorry, Tex," I said. "Everyone is taken."

"We're all going on a date," said Rohan. "Agreed?"

"Yes!" said Searra, Mari, FInly, Dave and Toppy.

"NO! NO! NO!" yelled Oceanna, before turning to me. "Kadin! Why don't you ever ask me out?!"

"Well, I get scared that people will call me nicknames like Mermaid Simp or something like that," I said.

"That's lame," said Oceanna. "And why don't you ever kiss me anymore?!"

"Well, same reason," I said.

"That's even worst!" yelled Oceanna.

"OK, fine," I said. "Oceanna, do you want to do a quadruple date?"

"Yes," said Oceanna.

"Quad date time!" said Toppy.

A few minutes later, we were at a pizza place, much to Oceanna's anger.

"Really, Kadin? Out of all the places to go on a date, a pizza joint?!" yelled Oceanna.

"Hey," I said. "I got to choose the place. That was the deal."

"Fair enough," said Oceanna, visibly annoyed.

"You look really nice tonight, Mari," said Toppy.

"So do you, Finly," said Rohan.

"Same with you, Searra," said Dave.

All three girls blushed. But as for Oceanna:

"You look nice tonight, Oceanna," I said.

"What are you saying?!" asked Oceanna, angrily. "That I look ugly on other nights?!"

"Do you want a bite of pizza, Mari?" asked Rohan.

"I don't know," said Mari. "I need to watch my calories."

"Well, this pizza has no calories, but 100 percent of my love," said Rohan.

"Aaaw," said Mari. "You're so sweet."

"Hey, Oceanna! You want some pizza? Um, don't worry! It doesn't have any calories," I said, sheepishly.

"Are you calling me fat?!" asked Oceanna. "Man, you are so insensitive!"

"Here, you got a little something on your face, Searra," said Dave, before giving Searra a kiss on the cheek.

"Thanks, Dave," said Searra, blushing.

"Here! You got a little something on your face!" said Oceanna, before punching me in the face. "WE ARE THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID STUPID MERMAID SIMP!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO DATE THE WRITER OF THE CRINGEIST CROSSOVER PASTA EVER ANYWAY! I MEAN, WHO CROSSES OVER MADAGASCAR AND MARVEL?!"

After Oceanna left, I was left, sad and sheepish.

"Well, Toppy, it's official: I am the new simp of the Multiverse Protectors," I said, once we got home from the date.

"First of all, I'll allow the simp comment, since you are my best friend," said Toppy. "Second, it wasn't that bad."

"Wasn't that bad?! I messed up so badly, the waiter started hitting on Oceanna as soon as she broke up with me!" I said.

"Well, you still have us," said Toppy.

"Yeah," I said.

So, to this day, I am single. But I focus on protecting the Multiverse.

(The end.)