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Case Closed

'Case Closed' is a phrase used to either sum up the totality of a conversation, or to shut someone down in an argument. It is typically said with an exaggerated stereotypical Dutch accent.

It originates from a family holiday Raphael had in Amsterdam. Whilst being given a canal tour, Raphael and his family were being lead by an affectionate tour guide who was armed with knowledge and dry wit. Enthusiastically telling anecdotes about high/drunk tourists dying in the canals, he gleefully said the Dutch police would give a swift look, rub their hands and say "case closed". Raphael loved this story so much he re-told it to the Unicorn Warriors who embraced the phrase 'case closed' with the same enthusiasm as the tour guide.

Other notable phrases from the Dutch tour guide include: "Sean Connery", "... The tourists... They all died"

Re-telling the stories and quotes, the Dutch tour guide became a fond favourite of all the Unicorn Warriors. So much so that upon visiting Amsterdam together, they considered seeking him out. He remains nameless, and was only ever seen physically by one Warrior - but the Dutch tour guide remains a firm friend and ally of the Unicorn Warriors. Case closed.
James's Dad

A mysterious and quiet man, known only to the Warriors through word of mouth by his son James. The legend known as Ricky or Rick himself has not been encountered in person, albeit brief sightings by Raphael and fellow friends have described him as looking 'foreign' or 'Romanian' to be less vague. Nanny Wootton has in the past acknowledged the strong possibility that her father was from a family of Roma gypsies, although this revelation is denied by both Ricky and James.

He is a London Black Taxi driver and this has often been standing point for James in conversation concerning Uber and has been the topic of discussion between James and Sean, whose father is also a Taxi Driver and you can read more about him here.

He is a lover of beach holidays much to James's loathing and if he had the chance would likely spend every holiday for the rest of his life in Spain by the beach.

**Notable Moments**

*Year 13 Prom* - At the end of the Sixth Form leaver's prom, James was waiting for his father to pick him up in his black taxi. Surrounding the periphery of the building were piles upon piles of underage Year 12 students, passed out and tired from the night long partying. As Ricky arrived, he was swarmed by these students in the mistaken belief his was for hire. Most notably Jason a mutual friend of Raphael, approached the window with his fat wallet at the ready. For a moment James was concerned his dad would be blinded by the cash and take them home, leaving James behind. From out the shadows, James sprinted across the car park towards the door and jumped in screaming "Go, Go, GO!". They had made it out the post-prom chaos.

That same night, James after a long night of drinks told the warriors how his father was taunting him with disgusting food combos such as egg salad and chunky mayo in order to make him feel nauseous. Within moments, what had been laughs turned to anger as James vomited all over the back of the taxi. Ricky has turned around and saw what was happening and therefore proceeded to call James every name under the sun. Nearer home and still fuming, Ricky was passing a late night petrol station where he violently pulled over. Using the water hose, he managed to clean up most of the mess but in a split moment of frustration he splashed James with the water and said "This is why twats like you shouldn't drink!".

It was a quiet morning the next day.

*Hot Sauce -* During a visit to James' Park for some drinks and Chinese food, James told the tale of the time during his 7 year old birthday party his dad had made an inappropriate but innocent attempt to become more cultured. One of James' friends was a lad called Toby, born to Jamaican Parents. During lunch which happened to be plain chicken nuggets and chips, Ricky thought it was appropriate to please Toby's parents by sprinkling some Tabasco sauce on the nuggets to make them I quote "Proper Jamaican". It was of course all taken light-heartily and laughed off, but what was going through their heads we do not know.
Hashtag ZainMoment

#ZainMoment is a regular way of summarizing a piece of dialogue or moment by Zain that bears absolutely no context or factual basis, and often is met by looks of suspicion and frowning by both Raphael and Zain. Recently this reaction has evolved in the pair kicking each other's legs to curb the hysterical reaction to Zain's many questionable statements of 'fact'. Most notable moments include:

- During Halloween of 2013, Zain in full mask and a fedora hat went 'trick or treating' during a windy and dark night. In a sudden gush of wind, Zain's fedora blew off his head and down the road, exposing his bald head. In a moment of frantic panic, Zain managed to somehow contort his body chasing the hat before his legs had managed to catch up.Off he sped down the road, arms flaying and screaming incoherently.

- During the flight to Berlin, James developed severe pain in his sinus due to the change of pressure in the cabin. Seeking an explanation for this, Zain explained that it was because subconsciously, his brain was scared because there were two large people on either side of him, hence causing the pain.

- Also during the Berlin trip, Zain was convinced that the best route home was to go in the complete opposite direction and curve around and towards our destination, rather than take a straight and direct route there. The warriors have no formal explanation for his thinking other than something to do with the earth being round.

- During a trip to Nandos, Zain once consumed a questionable amount of food amounting to perhaps a quarter of his body weight. Despite a half chicken,garlic bread, chips, chicken wings and a coke, Zain pulled over a waitress and opted to go for a thick triple chocolate gateau for dessert. After consuming this, he proceeded to drink the small cup of double cream, intended for pouring over the cake as if it were a beaker of milk.

- During a night out with work colleagues in May 2018, Zain stumbled home plastered drunk with his boss. Feeling pwoper nawty and coincidentally being both open to same-sex relationships, his boss proceeded to push him against a wall and they both made out. This event escalated to full on oral sex in the middle of Oxford Street... perhaps one of the busiest streets (wait for it) in the FUCKING COUNTRY. Zain distinctly doesn't remember if anybody saw, however recalled how he saw a group of people possibly stop and film the action.

- Claims a film is in the process of being made, with no factual basis or formal word of this to be found anywhere on the internet.

- During Barcelona 2018, Zain had responsibility of taking the warriors home after a day of sightseeing. Upon approaching a main road that looked awfully familiar to one they had passed yesterday, Zain insisted that their turn was yet further up ahead. 15 minutes passed and James decided to check Google Maps...turns out they had walked 7 entire blocks further than intended. Zain persisted to blame James insisting that as somebody who studied maps for 3 years, it was his job to double check.
BBQ 2016

After a failed attempt the previous Sunday, the Unicorn Warriors, armed with a new tray and a new found sense of determination once again ventured to Fairlop Waters to cook some meat. As Zain and Raphael waited for James to arrive they were both astounded to see the cheap sausages we draped over a tree were still intact. From then on it became known as the 'Holy Sausage Tree'.

James arrived and the Unicorn Warriors all set up base in a sand pit in the golf course, sausages and burgers were cooked up and it was incredibly satisfying. Although at the start there was some anxiety over golfers coming over and telling us off. Sun, friends, tranquility, good food and some David Bowie in the background - it was definitely an experience to remember.

After the food was consumed, we pissed on the BBQ to cool it and then buried it amongst the sand. The Unicorn Warriors then set off to the Fairlop Oak to have some nachos.
Mohomostan

The island of Mohomostan

The "blessed nation" of Mohomostan was founded on the 28th day of May 2015 by Zain in

Nando's. During a classic Unicorn Warriors meet up Zain began to pour bits of different sauces on top of eachother to create a layered ripple effect. To finish he put a mound of salt in the middle and put a Nando's chicken mini flag in the salt. It looked remarkably like an island. It was declared that a new country was born - and it's name was Mohomostan.

For a brief time it became the name of the Group Chat.

The National Anthem of Mohomostan is "ROWR ROWR". A loving hommage to the friendship of the Unicorn Warrior's and represents the vision and values of the nation. It's lyrics are as follows:

"Raph, James and Zain,
Causing A Stir, Making It Rain,

Welcome to our nation,
Welcome to our home,
Enjoy Our Land of Light
ROWR ROWR ROWR ROWR"

Mohomostan's current Head of State is Founder Zain Mohammed. The Executive Branch splits and distrubtes power to the central Cabinet Posts: Food Culture & Political Science and Legal Affairs and Geography.

*The Holy Constitution of The Republic of Mohomostan*

- Freedom of expression is guaranteed, though possessing a spirit of adventure is recomended if you are to flourish.

- All citizens are automatically conscripted into the K.S.S.

- Freedom of speech shall not be infringed, including but not limited to offensive speech.

- The 28th day of May each year shall be a National Holiday in honor of our founding.
The Social Clock

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The Social Clock was a creation by the works of James, who grew discontent with the lack of meetups the warriors were having. In protest and to incite guilt into both Raphael and Zain, James would change the Whatsapp group chat title daily to the number of daya it had been since they had last met; followed by a clock emoji.

**Current Record**

As of June 9th 2019, the record for the longest period of time with no social meet ups stood at an impressive 48 days. This was the time of Zain's final exam season at University which you can enjoy reading about below.

**Thirsty James**

Linked heavily ton the Social Clock was Jame's insatiable thirstiness. Naturally, being a Warrior, he craved a meet up. But, James began to descend into a form of thirsty madness the more the days continued to rack up.

It was during Zain's exam season and on the day of every exam James would send a message of good luck. However, to the eyes of Raphael it began to look insincere as each message, without fail, was met with a swift follow up of demanding a meet. So extreme was James's thirstiness that he fell into delusional thought - On many occasions he'd simply assume Zain was done with everything. Slamming an assortment of aggressive messages along the lines of:

"Congrats Zain.

**RIGHT. NOW LET'S GO TO THE PUB. FUCK HEADS."**

This would be counteracted by Zain's calm retorts of "I still have exams lol"

James was evidently being gripped by a case of LackOfMeetUp Syndrome. A deadly social virus that fogs the mind where only one single objective becomes important - A social event regardless of the facts. James continued to exhibit this thirsty behaviour right until the Warriors met up once more.
The Unicorn Warrior Album

The Unicorn Warrior Album is a proposed album featuring all the many original and remixed songs the Unicorn Warrior's have sung over the years.

Songs include:

Radio Rowr Rowr

Rude [Featuring the lyrics "Don't you know I'm rowr rowr too"]

Gay Bar

Oh Seany, They Aint No Pleasin' You

K-Cider Rap

Finger Up The Arse
Wanstead

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Wanstead is an inner London suburb in Redbridge, East London. A tranquil and peaceful former satellite town of London, Wanstead bears resemblence to the more middle-level income clientle with artisan shops and bakeries and plentiful areas of greenspace.

## The George (Wetherspoons)

Not to be confused with the classic watering hole of the George V pub in Gants Hill, the wetherspoons establishment known simply as 'The George' has become a drinking spot reserved for a treat or special occasions. Directly opposite Wanstead underground station, the pub is revered for it's selection of cheap beer and reliable food service, namely their nachos which despite the fact they are served with chopped chillis and not jalapenos - still make for a tasty and reliable snack.

The George has also had its fair share of classic Warrior moments, as have many other frequented establishments. During a meet up for Raphael's 21st birthday celebrations, Zain and James presented Raphael with a £1 victoria spongecake from the local Co-operative that was as dry as a nun's vagina. Despite this, Zain and James could not afford a decoration however proceeded to place a print out copy of Sean with his figure up his arse on top to compensate. In addition to this gift, Zain and James had also made Raphael a personalised football jersey T-Shirt that is still one of his favourite gifts of all time.

The George has also been the location of a story told by Zain that still not registered in the minds of either James or Raphael and i'm not too sure whether I should publish it here...

## Other notable establishments

**Robin's Pie 'n' Mash**

A Cockney Classic for decent working class grub, the warriors visited the pie and mash shop for a day to experience this underated and dying culinary tradition. A single hot meat pie and simple mash potato lashed in liquor (a parsley sauce mixed with starch) and vinegar. The food was relatively cheap and humbling but the portions lack if one were to opt for the single meal, instead it is not uncommon for customers to order 2 or 3 pies and double mash. It is often quoted that Sean would never set foot in this establishment despite his previous and unfounded complaints that his cockney culture is dying...

**Wanstead Green**

Nothing much but a relatively small area of green that once formed part of the ancient forest of Epping. It is only known to provide aesthetic value and a toilet refuge when the warriors are in need of a piss. The area is prime for this due to the assortment of oak trees and low visibility from the public eye.
EPIC POSH BATTLE 2019

The Epic Posh Battle of 2019 was an accumulation of arguments and a clash of egos to settle the debate of which member of the Unicorn Warriors was the most poshest. For years, Raphael had been and some might say unfairly branded the poshest as a result of his Upper Received English accent. However, as rightly argued, accent is separate to posh-ness if measured on the basis of material goods. It had become apparent in years to follow that the other Warriors had participated in/had these material goods which could label them even posher. This epic battle uncovered the veil on these revelations for each Warrior leading to a revolutionary vote.
Nostalgia Dimension

The Nostalgia Dimension is a transdimensional plane that can be accessed via Mohomostan. This plane is made-up of assorted memories from the collective Unicorn Warrior conciousness. The Unicorn Warriors use this dimension to record and discuss any memory that may not fit into a certain page on this wiki.

Zain's Attic Room

Zain former room was a site of noble memories and a frequent for post-school meet ups. Boasting a large portion of the house floor area, it had 2 double beds, a 5 piece drum kit, multiple book shelves containing a flurry of Doctor Who material and a TV with PS4. Back in the days of 2010, Ibrahim and James would frequent Zain's house as an after school hang out. A typical visit would include playing none other than Call of Duty Black Ops on zombie multiplayer until the dark hours of the winter evenings. James vividly remembers the adrenaline fueled game play which at one point became so frequent that Ibrahim managed to memorize the entire script to the introduction and would regularly throw out quotes. If lucky enough, Zain's mum would cook her mamma's own recipe meat kebabs that tasted out of this world and was a notorious smell of the Mohamed household.

Prank Calls, Prank fails

Pre-Unicorn Warrior years, yet still close friends of Ibrahim, Raphael and Sean, James took inspiration from the hit TV show Facejacker and decided it would good fun to begin prank calling random strangers and mutual friends. This often took place at Zain's attic, accompanied by a call from an 'Indian' delivery driver and even music for when they would place their victims 'on hold'. This included the classic prank call on Raphael's home number at 11pm, James pretended to want to sell them something, however when angrily questioned by Raphael's father as to the late time of night he had called, James recalled that he gets to finish in a couple of hours which only served to fuel Norman's anger further as he assumed this 'cold-caller' was only serving his sown interests. Norman proceeded to call James a cretin and hang up the phone.

A particularly notable prank call occurred in Zain's room whereby James called a mutual friend at school inquiring as to how much their mother cost for the night. This resulted in an exponentially worsening torrent of events involving lots of bad language directed towards James and the threat of calling the police for harassment. James being more innocent back in those days apologized irrefutably.
Rickmium

**Rickmium**, abbreviated as Ss is an element. It has a relative atomic mass of 788.

## Dangers of Rickmium

Rickmium is very toxic, being able to kill at bare skin contact.

The liquid form of Rickmium has a pH level of -9.75, while the solid form is impossible to achieve as of now.

## Safety precautions

It is advised to keep Rickmium in it's gaseous state and in a sealed container. Never let said container reach under 9.75 degrees Celsius, or else the container will dissolve.

If one is poisoned by Rickmium, it is advised to call funeral services.

## Uses of Rickmium

Rickmium has few uses. It's main use is as a poison and acid. It's gaseous form is mainly used on the battlefield and as pesticide. The liquid form, due to being very acidic, has little to no uses.
Convium

Convium can be alloyed with any material.

Upon doing so, any material touching the solidified convium will turn to the same material the convium was alloyed with. When the convium melts again, it will separate.

Convium looks like green, clean coal.

It's found in crystal form and instantly enters metallic form when Crushed/heated.
Pumpkin Butt

Pumpkin Butt is an inactive WhatsApp group featuring James, Raphael and Zain. It formally contained firm Unicorn Warrior enemy Janu, being used as a separate group chat to converse with him. The group icon, to this day, remains a Spanish villa. A reference to a piece of infamous Janu Bullshit - that he in fact owned one himself.
Phil Simmonds

A legend of a man who is Sean's dad, known by Raphael since childhood as being a caring, kind and respectful gentleman however should be a force not to be reckoned with. Often greeting the warriors one by one when they come to visit Sean at his house with a prolonged and very cockney sounding "Allllrriiiiiiigggghhhttttt (insert name)". Raphael has said on occasion that should he ever become filthy rich, he would erect a solid diamond statue of Phil in Valentines Park as an adoration to his life and works.

He is also a London Black Taxi Driver as such is James' Dad who you can read more about here.

**Notable Moments**

***Raphael's vomit and the carpet** -*

***The Blackboard -***  Sean's Dad was very fond of his blackboard and chalk that he kept in his kitchen, most of the times he would scribble on a shopping list or recipe typically in the form of some kind of delicious vegetarian curry. One afternoon James and Raphael were around Sean's house before heading to the pub. Sean as usual was Jabelloed out of his mind and oblivious to almost everything. James took advantage of this opportunity and wrote on the blackboard an early rhyme back from Sean's childhood, it read:

*Sean sits on the lawn,*

*Eating corn, watching porn.*

Despite the fact Sean was right beside James as he wrote this, he never realised - shortly we left and made our way out. At the end of the night once everybody had gone home, the warriors received a violent message on the group chat that read "Don't write s\*!t on my blackboard like that again!". Sean had only realised this, 7 hours later - his father had since long been home by then.

***Jabello hide & seek** -*

**Sean goes into exile** - During a notably drunk night of drinking and usual mischief, the warriors wanted somewhere cosy to hang out whilst their impaired minds could recover. Everybody voted on Sean's house, but Sean being Sean was extremely paranoid that due to the sloshed state we were all in, we would cause embarrassment to himself. Regardless we charged on towards his house, catching up speed to Sean as his long legs paced him ahead of us. Sean was so worried we may actually burst through the door with him that he called up Phil and warned him in advance that we were very drunk and coming! Phil was at the ready, he swung open the door as Sean darted through the narrow gap - everyone else was chanting and shouting as they marched up the front path. Before they could get a foot in the door, Phil slammed it shut leaving the warriors calling out for him on his doorstep at the top of their lungs. James was a very happy drunk regardless and smooched Raphael's forehead before throwing it backwards like a rugby ball. They didn't gain entry that night afterall.
Rowr Rowr

One of the most influential phrases to the Unicorn Warriors, being both a greeting and a catchphrase. It became so popular that 'rowr' has been inserted into a variety of words during conversation. Has been used as Instagram hash tags, has been used as a battle-cry and has even been used on members families. 'Rowr Rowr' shouldn't ever be underestimated.

**History**

 During a Nando's meet-up Raphael and James were waiting for Zain in their usual spot in Cineworld. To pass the time James decided to put on political vlogger and all around shouty man 'The Artist Taxi Driver'. The video was about Dobermen dogs, and during it he whispered yet forcefully barked 'rowr rowr'.

During the actual Nando's meal 'rowr rowr' had been stuck in everyone's heads and had been said numerous times over the course of the meal. Eventually Raphael, James and Zain introduced it to Ibrahim and Sean. The rest was history, and 'rowr rowr' became the Unicorn Warriors most used phrase of all time.
Toby Carvery

Roast dinner chain Toby Carvery became a staple for a couple of years amongst the Unicorn Warriors, Sean in particlar holding the establishment in very high regard and even pitched the idea of a religion called Tobyism. It soon became the glue that held a lot of our meet-ups together - two notable phrases were born out of our constant love for Toby Carvery.

**What would Toby do?**

Whilst Sean was in the midst of his first long-running fallout with Zain the phrase used to convince him to once again re-unite was 'What would Toby do?' - whilst first deployed as a joke by James, Ibrahim and Raphael the serious contemplation on Sean's face was startling. Did thinking about what Toby would do in those circumstances actually sway his opinion? Who knows. But from then on it became a frequent question put to Sean at times of importance.

**What Does The Toby Say?**

"What does the Toby say? Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Puddings!" was a drunken riff on viral music hit 'What does the fox say?'

**Memorable Moments**

Shy Sean - Whilst Raphael had ordered, Sean waited patiently for a server to come over so he could request a vegetarian meal. Quarter of an hour later and it was pretty clear that no staff were coming, but what did Sean do? He sat there not doing anything, he would've starved if it wasn't for Raphael taking initiative and calling someone over.

Drunk Danger - Many visits to Toby Carvery were when we were all intoxicated - James, Ibrahim, Raphael and Zain were berated by Sean for being far too loud and embarrassing. Treating us like naughty children for a little while. None of us gave a fuck though. One such time would've been this exchange between Raphael and a server;

*Server: Would you like to come and sit down?*

*Raphael: No, we'd just like to stand here for rest of evening*.

Wavelength Blues - In a strange turn of events both Raphael and Sean were sober and James glided over to us sipping suspiciously from a fruit shoot bottle. It turned out wine was in there and James was drunk. Unfortunately for him he noticed that nobody else was at the same wavelength as he was, rendering the meet-up slightly disappointing.

The Laura Meet-Up - An eventful day when James, Sean, Ibrahim and Raphael met up with Laura from Redbridge College. It was so weirdly memorable it has its own page to describe everything.
Nachos

Nachos are a favourite snack, sober or drunk, of the Unicorn Warriors and has been a regular feature on many meet-ups. Regardless of quality, nachos are nachos. The simple, but effective, flavour combinations have fostered many parties upon the Unicorn Warriors individual taste buds.

Weatherspoons nachos are the most frequently eaten versions of the dish. Weatherspoons, whether in Wanstead or Central London is a common hub for meet-ups. Whilst consuming alcohol hunger inevitablely strikes and Nachos are a common antidote. They're inexpensive, easy to eat and are packed with flavour. Weatherspoons nachos aren't the greatest on the nacho spectrum but they're consistently decent and offer our bodies safe passage from the dark chamber of extreme drunkeness. A key feature of Weatherspoons nachos are the fact they have chopped fresh chili rather than jalepaonos, whilst perhaps not as good, the Unicorn Warriors couldn't imagine eating at Weatherspoons without that particular quirk.

Nachos at the George in Gants Hill have become the stuff of legend. Originally having them semi-regularly during 2014 and 2015, the kitchen has been mysteriously absent from the etablishment. Filled with toppings and loaded with jalapeños - they were a delicious snack whilst drunk or high. A memorbale moment occurred when James fell a little ill from weed so couldn't consume his nachos, Raphael quickly launched into them and recalled how the taste was so intense it felt like a burning sensation on his tongue.

Nacho's at Chiquitos are a standard, but delicious restaruant affair. Infamously Sean ordered nachos without any of the toppings. You can read more about this story on the Chiquito page.
Unicorn Warriors

The title that is used as a collective nickname for our friend-group, whilst not always mentioned in conversation it is widely accepted to be the true, original name for the group. Names have come and gone but Unicorn Warriors has always endured.

**History**

During Year 12 at Valentines High School James, Raphael, Sean and Ibrahim all decided to form a band and sing a remixed version of 'Gay Bar' at the end of term assembly. A question was brought up.

If we are band, what is our name?

Sean pitched 'The Queenies', clearly inspired by his love for Queen, but it was rejected and instead Raphael brought forth the name 'Unicorn Warriors' to the table. It was utterly random but the name clicked and history was made.

Eventually the name began to mean a collective term for James, Raphael, Sean and Ibrahim but then close friend Zain was always in the fold. Originally we would state who we were as "The Unicorn Warriors and Zain', particlarly by Ibrahim at Power League but of course it wasn't long until Zain was inducted as a fully fledged Unicorn Warrior. The Unicorn Warriors then also became the name of the Group Chat that Zain had originally created to watch the film Jack Reacher.

**Member Status**

Current Members - James, Raphael and Zain

Former Members - Ibrahim, Valerie and Sean
Reykjavik 2020

Coming towards the end of a turbulent and uneasy UK lockdown on a humid June evening, James rushes towards his mobile and opens up the warrior's chat... "Guys my friend has donated a couple of tickets to Iceland! Shall we take them?!"... Well, I wouldn't have made a whole wiki page on Iceland if we had not would I?

DAY 1

Not much choice was given regarding our flight tickets - another dreaded 6am flight, meaning for another sleepless night for us. Fortunately transport to the airport was smooth, Zain and Raphael were being driven by Raphael's mum as was James by his dad.

**Ludicrous Luton**

James had arrived at Luton in good time, bang on 4am as planned. It was so simple, he would wait around for the other two as his internet data was out for a bizarre reason... he momentarily thought the police was trying to stop him leaving the country. It quickly progressed from 4:15, 4:20 and then 4:30. Among scouting out the hot Arab and Slavic chicks on their way abroad, he darted outside to the drop off area 5x in a desperate bid to somehow locate Raphael and Zain. How hard could it be? A bald guy and then a tall brown dude with a beard... then BOOM there they came scrolling as if security checks don't exist. After some blame ping-pong, they made their way towards the terminal building but not before James whipped out another surprise that he had in mind.

*James*: Guys what are we missing do you think?

*Raphael*: Wait, what are you doing I don't like this...

*James:* Well we're all missing something. Zain open my bag please and take out the white bundle.

James had secretly made some custom t-shirts for our trip that included our embarrassing mugs on the front of each of our tshirts and our previous 'tours' as if we were going on the stag-do of our lives. Needless to say, now in happy and excited spirit we continued our way through the miserable and barren airport that was Luton to our flight in good time.

**Des-pa-cito**

After a smooth and relatively quick flight towards Iceland, we began our descent through the thick morning fog when 30 seconds before touchdown we saw the bareen Icelandic landscape in view. It was like nowhere we had ever been before. Off the flight in straight into duty-free, Raphael got some stick for not knowing how to put on a glove and James was told to go back and put his gloves on by a needy security guy with a lust for licorice.
Year 13 - End of Year Prom

The most anticipated event of the academic calendar for Sixth Formers is undoubtedly the Prom. Where students and teachers worn out from two years of studies gather to drink to excess, dance till their feet blister, sing, chant to the heavens, run, fall over - well actually that was all what James and Raphael had done.

Unfortunately the rest of the Warriors decided not to come, but it was left to Raphael and James to continue on their pilgrimage, spreading joy, their catchphrases and the usual rampant behaviour to the masses. Upon arrival they were initially separated as they conducted pre-drinks with other school mates - however once they locked eyes from across the hallway, both knew all hell was about to break loose. With a hoot and a holler they greeted each other - Raphael was noticeably more intoxicated than James and continued to tell him how beautiful the Bombay mix was at the snacks table, stuffing handfuls of the stuff into his gob each time.

**Notable Events**

**Mr Malone and the Photobooth -**

**Dancing Queen -**
Алла Мігай

**Алла Вілоріївна Мігай** — українська телеведуча, тележурналіст, казкарка, дитячий композитор, автор понад 400 музичних казок для дітей різного віку, а також близько 200 пісень для дитячої й дорослої аудиторії, серед яких чимало популярних; оглядач творчого об'єднання музичних та розважальних програм Національної телекомпанії України; заслужений діяч мистецтв України (2008)

## Біографія

Алла Мігай, за фахом музикознавець, після закінчення Київської державної консерваторії в 1980 році була направлена на Українське телебачення, де й працює понині в музичній та дитячій редакціях.

Згодом Алла Вілоріївна почала писати пісні — спочатку для себе, згодом, з необхідності, до дитячих передач (це трапилося в 1988 році). Її дитячі пісеньки сподобалися редакторам «Мелодії» й вони запропонували композиторці записати платівку. Терміново був дописаний матеріал і в 1991 році з'явився диск «Подарунок», найвідомішою композицією альбому згодом стала колискова пісня Сонько-Дрімко, яка завершувала ефір дитячої передачі «Вечірня казка» на Першому національному каналі. Алла Мігай і дитячий ансамбль «Кияночка»". Відеоверсія альбому «Подарунок» згодом була придбана телекомпаніями 17 країн світу. Тоді ж Мігай дебютувала на телебаченні і як виконавиця власних ліричних пісень у своїх же передачах «Музичне кафе» та «Арт-майдан».

У 1996 році Алла Мігай випустила магнітоальбом «Слухай казку», записаний в БЗЗ з дитячим ансамблем «Зернятко».

Пісня «Молитва за Україну» на вірші Михайла Ковалка принесла композиторці титул «Українська мадонна» від Міжнародного благодійного фонду Святої Марії.

Понад 20 років вона була ведучою і автором «Вечірньої казки», що виходила на Першому національному каналі. Її аудиторія налічувала 15 мільйонів глядачів у всій Україні.
Олень і вовк (естонська казка)

## Олень і вовк

кось один добрий олень надумав вирушити в мандри. Попрощався зі своїми знайомими звірятами та й пішов світ за очі. Довго він блукав темними та великими лісами, коли раптом почув якийсь незнайомий голос, що благав про допомогу. Олень одразу озирнувся й помітив, що старезне дерево, зламавшись, упало на сірого вовка.

– Як же таке могло трапитися з тобою? – поцікавився кремезнорогий.

– Ох, – зітхнув сіромаха, – не питай, а краще допоможи мені вибратися звідси.

– Я б із радістю, та навряд чи подужаю підняти це дерево, – засумнівався олень.

– Ти хоч спробуй, – заскиглив бідолаха.

– Добре, – відповів мандрівник, підчепивши рогами величезне дерево так, аби вовк зміг вилізти.
  «То все-таки я ще достатньо могутній!» – поміркувавши про себе, олень вирушив далі.

– Стій! – почув мандрівник уже знайомий голос, – ти будеш моєю здобиччю!

– Вовче, але ж я тебе витяг із халепи! – промовив у відповідь кремезнорогий.

– Так, але це не стосується справи – я хижак, тим більше голодний! – вигукнув сіромаха.
  Ще довго вони сперечалися, коли раптом їхню дискусію перервав ведмідь, який бродив лісом у пошуках меду.

– Що сталося, може вам чимось допомогти? – поцікавився він.

– Так, – промовив олень і розповів гостю про все, що трапилося.

– Добре, – відказав ведмідь, – здається, я знаю, як вас розсудити. Оленю, підійми-но це дерево, ти ж, вовче, забирайся знову під нього, я хочу побачити, як це все виглядало. Звірі так і зробили.

– Ну от тепер усе стало на свої місця! Ти, сіромахо, так і будеш лежати під цим старезним деревом, адже тобі більше ніхто не захоче допомогти, а ти, кремезнорогий, іди далі куди прямував і хай тобі щастить! – усміхнувшись, проголосив ведмідь і попрямував на пошуки свого улюбленого смачного меду.

## Виноски

Лісовики ♥
Багатий брат і бідний брат ♥
Золоті баранці ♥
Король-попелюх ♥
Великий пеетер і малий пеетер ♥
Чарівник і священне дерево ♥
Правда і брехня ♥
Чоловік і вітер ♥
Кріпак – кочегар у пеклі ♥
Сирота і хуторянка ♥
Золотий клубок ♥
Підставна наречена ♥
Клаповухий собака ♥
Лицарів син ♥
Семеро братів ♥
Ведмідь-зять ♥
Одруження ворона ♥
Як лис гусей пас ♥
Лисова наречена ♥
Лисиця на ночівлі ♥
Їжак і лисиця ♥
Зимівник тварин ♥
Ягнятко і вовк ♥
Чорний бик і вовки ♥
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Unicorn Warriors Wikia

## Welcome to the Unicorn Warriors Wikia

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We All Hate Near Death Experiences

'We All Hate Near Death Experiences,' is the second episode of the machinima series: "Brains and Brawn."

## Summary

The entire summary of the episode is about Captain and Deryck going to UNI's base, where they confront UNI, Rok abandons his teammates. Deryck and Captain attempt to escape in an UNI pelican, but are shot down by UNI Leader's conveniently placed Rocket Launcher. This is the first episode to include Running Gags, and actually brings 2 running gags into the series.
Заєць та черепаха (інгуська казка)

## Заєць та черепаха

обились якось об заклад заєць та черепаха, хто хутчіш лісову галявину оббіжить.

Черепаха одразу рушила в дорогу. А заєць лежить під кущем, посміхається: «Поспішай, поспішай, черепашко, все одно я тебе випереджу!» Лежав та посміхався, лежав та посміхався, а черепаха тим часом – хоч і тихо йшла – вже майже дійшла до мети. Ой, як побачив це заєць! Ой, як кинеться наздоганяти! Еге, куди там!

Бігати заєць добре вмів, але не знав того, що коли довго лежати на місці, то й від черепахи можна відстати!

## Підказки

Цаген і горіх ♥
Як Цаген кукурудзу посіяв ♥
Цагенова шапка ♥
Батько й син ♥
Удовенко Жосарко та князь Тепсирко  ♥
Золоте листя  ♥
Ахметові мандри ♥
Силайма з обрубаним носом ♥
Як Фушт-Бейг заробив у відьми лоша й звільнив свою дружину від лихого гарбаша  ♥
Чабан та одноокий велетень  ♥
Як старий лис лева перехитрив ♥
Падчах та мураха  ♥
Лисиця та журавель ♥
Вовк та баран  ♥
Лисиця й куріпка ♥
Коза, що роги – мов коса  ♥
**Заєць та черепаха**  ♥
Мишка прийшла до мишки  ♥
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Дві сестри (чукотська казка)

## Дві сестри

или три брати і **дві сестри**. Пішли сестри в тундру по ягоди. Старша сестра морошку бере, а молодша сестра на всі боки поглядає.

– Поглянь, сестро,– каже молодша,– щось маленьке, як комар, ворушиться в сопках.

Старша сестра відповіла:

– Збирай ягоди, це в тебе порошинка на віях.

– Поглянь, сестро,– знову сказала молодша,– комар став завбільшки як птах.

Старша сестра подумала, що молодша лінується і не хоче збирати ягоди, то й розсердилась на неї.

– Поглянь, сестро,– каже тим часом молодша, – комар став завбільшки як собака!

Але старша сестра навіть не подивилася в той бік.

Молодша знову каже:

– Ой, ой! Комар уже завбільшки як яранга!..

Розсердилася старша сестра і прогнала молодшу додому. Залишилася сама. Зненацька комар, що став завбільшки як яранга – це був злий чорт,– погукав її:

– А йди-но сюди, красуне!

– Мені ніколи! – відповіла дівчина.

– Іди зі мною, або я тебе вб’ю.

Пішла дівчина з келе. Приходять вони в сопки. Відчинив келе сопку, а там стоїть велика яранга. Він і питає:

– Чим тебе вдома годували?

– Китом! – каже дівчина.

Пішов келе по кита і сказав щось великому каменю. Піднявся камінь і закрив вхід у кам’яну ярангу.

…Ходять три брати по тундрі, шукають свою сестру. Почула вона їхні голоси і почала кричати. Почули брати сестрин голос, підбігли до скелі, та ніяк не можуть одвалити камінь, а сестра ніяк не може згадати слів келе.

Принесли брати жертву – оленя й собаку, і камінь сам одвалився від скелі. Виплюнув один із братів тютюнову жуйку в кабицю і забув про це. Узяли брати сестру й побігли.

Прибігли на берег моря, сіл.и в байдару й поїхали додому.

Приносить келе кита додому. Запалив вогнище. А жуйка писнула:

– Ой, я ж зовсім згорю!

Кинувся келе шукати дівчину, побачив жуйку і спитав у неї:

– Ти звідки?

– Мене кинув тут один із братів, які припливли морем по свою сестру!

Жбурнув келе жуйку в вогонь, а сам побіг на берег моря. Побачив байдару і кинув свого язика, як аркана,– мало байдару не перевернув.

Ударили брати веслом по язику, й онімів язик у келе. Тоді вони підпливли до берега, сховалися за скелю й розвели вогонь.

Підкрався до них келе, хотів злизнути дівчину з-під скелі, та попав язиком у полум’я. Спалахнув язик, а за ним і сам келе – згорів, як комар.

## Виноски

Заєць та ведмежа ♥
Кучерява ♥
Всемогутня Катгиргин ♥
Великий Секен ♥
**Дві сестри** ♥
Сирітка ♥
Гірський баран і ведмідь ♥
Чайка ♥
Ворон і лисиця ♥
Чиє житло краще ♥
Вовк і олень ♥
Кутвіріт ♥
Хунлелю ♥
Чорний птах  ♥
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Заячі губи (литовська казка)

де заєць топитися й зустрічає дорогою дятла. Дятел його і питає:

– Чого це ти, куме, такий сумний? Куди йдеш?

А заєць і каже:

– Чого ж мені сумним не бути: ніхто мене не боїться, а я мушу всіх боятися. Піду втоплюся!

Дятел каже:

– Не будь дурником!.. Коли так уже хочеш, щоб тебе боялися, сховайся в кущах, – як тільки побачиш, що овечок женуть на луг, виплигни з кущів – овечки тебе й злякаються.

Послухав заєць дятла. Пішов у кущі, причаївся. Побачив овечок та як плигоне з куща – овечки злякалися і врозтіч, хто куди. Зрадів зайчик і став сміятися. Сміявся, сміявся, аж поки йому губи й тріснули посередині.

## Виноски

Як півник панський маєток руйнував ♥
Собака-чинбар або як собака шкури чинив ♥
Як вовк задумав хліба напекти ♥
**Заячі губи** ♥
Вовк і кравець ♥
Небо валиться ♥
Як лисиця вовкові кожуха шила ♥
Лисиця, вовк і заєць ♥
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Цагенова риба (інгуська казка)

## Цагенова риба

дного літнього дня оті купці, що взяли в Цагена бика, а заплатили як за козу, купували в рибалок рибу. Цаген побачив їх та й подумав: «Провчив я вас, коли строкату шапку купити змусив. Ану пожартую з вами ще раз!»

Коли купці склали рибу в гарбу й стали гроші рибалкам платити, він підкрався до гарби, вибрав найбільшу рибину, вклав їй у рота кукурудзяне зерня і зник.

Купці поїхали дорогою, а Цаген вийшов назустріч на роздоріжжі.

– Що везете в гарбі? – запитав він їх.

– Закупили в рибалок усю рибу.

Цаген прикинувся переляканим:

– А чи часом не мою улюблену рибину продали вони вам? Я її третій рік уже вирощую.

– Що ти таке кажеш? Хіба в такій рибі можна упізнати якусь одну?

– Свою я одразу від чужих відрізню. Я її кукурудзою годую,– відповів Цаген і підійшов до гарби. Взяв найбільшу рибину, відкрив їй рота, а там кукурудзяне зерня лежить! – Так ось же вона, моя рибина! Ви вже на мене не ображайтеся, але я понесу її назад у річку.

Мусили купці повірити й віддати рибину Цагенові.

## Підказки

Цаген і горіх ♥
Як Цаген кукурудзу посіяв ♥
Цагенова шапка ♥
Батько й син ♥
Удовенко Жосарко та князь Тепсирко  ♥
Золоте листя  ♥
Ахметові мандри ♥
Силайма з обрубаним носом ♥
Як Фушт-Бейг заробив у відьми лоша й звільнив свою дружину від лихого гарбаша  ♥
Чабан та одноокий велетень  ♥
Як старий лис лева перехитрив ♥
Падчах та мураха  ♥
Лисиця та журавель ♥
Вовк та баран  ♥
Лисиця й куріпка ♥
Коза, що роги – мов коса  ♥
Заєць та черепаха  ♥
Мишка прийшла до мишки  ♥
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Русалонька (мультфільм)

**«Русалонька»** (*англ.* ***The Little Mermaid***) — 28-й за рахунком мультфільм, знятий на студії Волта Діснея за мотивами твору Ганса Крістіана Андерсена. Режисери — Рон Клементс та Джон Маскер.

**Русалонька** (*дан.* **Den Lille Havfrue**, в дослівному перекладі **«Маленька морська пані»**) - всесвітньо відома казка данського письменника Ганса Крістіана Андерсена, що оповідає про молоду русалку, яка готова відмовитися від свого життя в морі заради того, щоб отримати людську душу і кохання принца. Вперше була опублікована в 1837 році і була багаторазово адаптована, включаючи мюзикли, художні та анімаційні фільми.
Три брехні (грузинська казка)

## Три брехні

 однім краї та був химерний цар. І спало йому на думку таке: хто, каже, тричі збреше, за того свою дочку віддам, а вже хто не зможе, то голову зітну.

Дев’яносто дев’ятеро потикалися, та всім голови постинали. Аж іде сотий – вівчар молодий.

– Чого прийшов, молодче? – питає цар.

– Щоб тричі збрехати!

– Дев’яносто дев’ятеро не змогли збрехати, а ти що за один? Краще йди додому, поки голова ціла.

Тільки хлопець своєї править, от цар і загадує йому?

– Ану ж бреши!

Учора,– почав юнак, – пригнав я ввечері отару, а мати нічого не наварила. А їсти хочеться. То пішов я на город, там у нас гарбуз ріс. Дивлюся, немає гарбуза. Я за гарбузинням, за гарбузинням та й опинився аж за океаном.

Глянув, лежить наш гарбузяка. Я його швиденько додому, приніс матері, та таку смачну вечерю зварили, що й ви їли та ніяк не могли наїстися.

– Брехня! – крикнув цар.

– А я хіба для чого прийшов?

Глянув на хлопця обдурений цар та й каже:

– За два дні ще прийдеш!

Минуло два дні, йде вівчар знову.

– А починай! – загадує цар.

– Учора пригоню я отару, а мати ще й вечері не варила, каже, солі немає. Бігали й по сусідах – ні в кого немає.

Пішов я в гори, де сіль беруть. Дивлюся, нема ніде нічого, тільки лиса скеля стоїть, а в мене ні молота, нічого. Розігнався я та головою гуп, гуп – одламав чималий шмат.

Я його на плечі та додому. Почала мати вечерю варити, хоч і припізнилися, так зате ж так посмакували, що й ви не забудете.

– Брешеш! – кричить цар.

– Авжеж, брешу, і ви того хотіли!

От цар і загадує:

– Іди та приходь післязавтра.

А хлопець і думає: «Що ж його ще сказати, більше нічого не знаю». Цілу ніч думав, а вранці покликав людей, щоб вийняли із землі квеврі. Наледве викопали гуртом – такий величезний. Покотив хлопець квеврі до царя, а той і питає:

– Прийшов?

– Так, царю.

– А починай.

– Ви в мого батька позичали квеврі золота, то я оце прийшов забрати.

– Брехня! – вигукнув цар.

– Все, царю, три брехні маєте!

Що робити цареві, віддав дочку за вівчаря. Справили весілля, а як цар помер, то почав царювати вівчар. Такий лепський цар, що й сьогодні ще десь царює.

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