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Triest

**Triest** is the capital and largest city of the Hungarian Adriatic Protectorate, a thin but strategically important borderland between the European Union and the Soviet Union that comprises roughly the northern half of Slovenia plus Triest County, occupied from Italy's Friuli-Venezia-Giulia region by the Hungarian Red Army in order to give Hungary access to the Mediterranean Sea plus also to isolate Fascist Italy from the Yugoslav Civil War.

The city's population is close to a million. The headquarters of Hungarian NavCom High Command is located here.
The Martons

**The Martons** (HU: A Marton-család) was an old Hungarian satire sci-fi cartoon show originally aired way before anyone or anything set foot on the red planet. It stars a typical Martian middle-class daddy in the 2050's named Martin Marton, living in a futuristic Martian commie block with his wife Martina & four idiot kids.

In the 80's they started a TV remake with real Martian cinematography on the first permanent international Mars base housing a mere 57 people: the show was produced directly by Marton Aerospace Industries. MAI was back then a subsidiary of Ikarus, a Hungarian government-owned aerospace mega-conglomerate that got massively rich during & after the 2nd world war.

By 2015 even the TV remake has already had a remake of its own, with better visual effects & dozens of spin-off projects including the most popular reality TV franchise of the Mars Republic broadcasted throughout the entire solar system.

Our humble narrator, now named Daniel Martin Lensky, appears on the prime-time show in 2016 to give a heavily redacted interview about his experiences with the Adiemus crew: here he drops the fact that his birth name is in fact Daniel Marton, like that of Martin's clever young son under the ridiculously stupid firstborn Martin Marton Jr in the original cartoon & thus the entire Martons franchise.

MAI founder & CEO Daniel Marton, a former Ikarus chief engineer who was once named Daniel Grossman as a newborn child, changed his name because of the original cartoon show by the age of nine.
Sapblaze

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Malachai Skywalker

**Malachai Skywalker,** better known by the nickname **Kai,** was a Human male Jedi Master of the New Jedi Order and the twin sister of Mara Skywalker. Born to Rey Skywalker who conceived her and her brother without a father. The siblings also shared the bond of being a dyad in the Force much like Rey and Ben Solo had once shared.
NavCom

The **Committee Navigative** is the joint staff of naval forces + international transportation authorities of the Soviet Union over sea & land as well as air & outer space. Long distance distribution of electricity is also their responsibility.

## Space Marines

Along with a vast array of military assets, NavCom has a huge fleet of heavily armed nuclear-powered merchant vessels as well: mostly cargo ships & railway locomotives, but also some special hydroplanes used for space transportation. The hydroplanes carry cargo from the surface of the ocean all the way up to the RotoLift space elevator system where the payload is replaced with a downward shipment of similar size. RotoLift is a network of self-propelling stations swinging massive tethers from the top of the stratosphere up to low earth orbit & then back down again.

These massively sophisticated nuclear transportation systems worth trillions of international dollars are all operated by the Space Marine division of NavCom. The spectrum ranges from the smallest locomotive weighing only 20 tons all the way to the largest interplanetary vessel weighing 20 million tons. The largest hydroplanes are somewhere in between, weighing roughly 20 thousand tons on average.
Pentagon Zero

**Pentagon Zero** is a dark star containing five wormholes connected to each other in a closed loop to form an infinite pentagram. It works as the root exchange server of the Raanish Development Bank, hidden in a massive intergalactic void known as the Pentagon void, moving around in a completely random pattern with a momentum equivalent to the system's energy needs. It is currently moving with a very low effective speed somewhere around the speed of light divided by the 13th power of five. The location of the star within the void is always known only to the admiral of the closest Ranisch fleet patrolling around it. It has a constantly updated replica named Pentagon One.

The mass of each individual hole is constantly regulated together with the system's five-dimensional speed vector by the five prescience engines orbiting the star. These 10 rational numbers are the most fundamental checks of data integrity in the world of Ranisch quantum computing, continuously broadcasted on a global internet of wormholes known as the Prescience Network. The system is theoretically capable of hosting an infinite number of pentagraphic recursions by swallowing dark energy until the end of time, but practically the largest possible data point it could ever keep as a digital record is the mass of the entire universe in any chosen unit of measurement.

In order to calculate this number as precisely as possible, the whole universe would have to be consumed by the star that would thus keep jumping around ever faster in an ever shrinking void. After finishing the calculation in an unknown amount of time, it would simply start slowing down in an expanding void until it would completely evaporate. Nothing whatsoever would survive to observe the number at its moment of computation! We can only hope that the New Empire will never meet this gruesome fate.
Artificial Re-incarnation

**Artificial Re-incarnation** is the Altered Carbon thing done by the Ranisch to circumvent death as well as overpopulation: compacting the neural network of a person's narrative memory (in other words: the soul) into a volume as tiny as a grain of rice, as seen in the Black Mirror show. A soul grain can be copied & then the life of the copy can be continuously fed back to the source through memory exchange.

The ceremonial servant of a Ranisch is known to be obliged to merge the soul of his deceased predecessor into his own: the narrator Daniel Martin Lensky, a ceremonial servant of fleet admiral Nadine Ranigan, had the grain of Anton Lensky himself in his brain for a slow merger that took more than 5 years to accomplish.

The contents of a grain can also be serialized through a pentagraphic process of linear transformations into five tight beams & thus it can even be transferred through an analog internet protocol known as the Prescience Network. It cannot be digitized, however, so you cannot transfer souls on the human internet!!

Several women of the story have clones of your humble narrator at their disposal, obviously since the narrator is so goddamn секси!! This is an undisputable axiom of the Jade Lensky universe: DML is just way too sexy to live in a single body, like oh my god!!!
Mara's lightsaber

## History

**Mara's lightsaber** was originally a blue-bladed lightsaber used by Padawan Leia Organa during her training under her brother Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. Leia constructed her Jedi weapon shortly after the Battle of Endor, and utilized it in various sparring sessions with Skywalker. She later discontinued her training and gave the lightsaber to Skywalker after Organa sensed the death of her son at the end of her Jedi path. Skywalker kept the lightsaber with him and after his death at the Battle of Crait, gave the weapon to Rey during the final days of the war between the First Order and the Resistance.

Sometime after Exegol, Rey rought both Organa's lightsaber and Skywalker's first lightsaber to the Lars moisture farm on Tatooine, where she used the Force to bury the weapons in the sand

## Recent Events

21 years after she buried the two sabers, Rey uncovered the two lightsabers and presented them to her children. Mara took Leia's lightsaber while Kai took Luke's. Mara felt the blue-blade didn't suit her so used a purple kyber crystal instead which emitted a purple-colored plasma blade when ignited.
Les phrases cultes de Aube

-Blue, commence pas, tu sais que ça m’énerve quand tu réagis comme ça

- Bon Tu me laisses tranquille, s’il te plaît  ?

- Auuuuube ? Quoi !

- Soit tu respectes mes règles, soit tu vires !

- T’es même pas fichu de rester réveillé 5 minutes

- Sans blague, j’avais pas compris que c’est ce que tu voulais dire ; Je suis si stupide que ça

- je me demande vraiment ce qui te passe par la tête des fois
Atreides Corporation

**Atreides Corporation** also known as the **Pepsi fleet** is a bunch of alien stealth submarines using discarded Soviet navy transponders acquired by the Pepsi corporation on Earth 2. The fate of these transponders is in many cases unknown to Russian naval intelligence, so the submarines started using them on Russian & Chinese territorial waters.

NORAD officials kept casually sending Russian officials to hell on the phone, as long as the transponder signals were blocked from US detection. The problems started when an Ohio class American submarine has also detected the transponder of an old Soviet submarine from the 60's because the Ranigan sailors forgot to switch it off in time.

The ensuing diplomatic tensions had to be resolved by agents on the ground, including your humble narrator with good sex agent skills. Atreides Corp has a knock-off logo from the Dune franchise & they came up to the surface after lurking in the deep oceans for decades: they were hailing to Laconia for immediate assistance on a wide band.

Jade took me down to see the capital ship named Aleph Leto & I was made well aware of her capabilities: that ship alone could have just wiped off the United States from the face of our lovely planet in a matter of days & I thought they had just one, but apparently they got quite a few!

They just kept building them in an underground manufacturing complex somewhere deep within the Lomonosov mountains, you know, deep under the Arctic ocean. Their agents went ashore to start buying art items - books, records, paintings etcetera - from all the civilian populutions they met, in exchange for DukeCoin.

This weird new crypto-coin was carried literally on metal coins & they converted it all to US dollars by dumping the Chinese market with precious materials like lithium or coltane. They also bartered a lot with art supplies, smart phones, computers, vehicles, weapons, drugs & sexual services: this is a well-known planetfall tactic of the Laconic navy, actually!
Whitedaisy

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Daughters of Mars

The **Daughters of Mars** are a radical faction of the Lilith Society (otherwise known as the Red Wives) in bed with the notorious Fidelta criminal syndicate & also with an equally notorious bunch of tricky ricks known as the Mars Intelligence Directorate of ExCom. Since there are more than twice as many men on Mars as there are women, the smooth operation of a prosperous local sex industry is a matter of national security for the government!!

The daughters do not represent the entire profession, yet they are the most fervently patriotic & thus the most visible local sex guild: they all wear skimpy leotards depicting the national flag of the Mars Republic & they often leash themselves to their workstations during their so-called red shifts & do all sorts of other kinky stuff. Many of their antics, especially their famous protective garment, are emulated by civilian women as well.

## Work routine

The leash can be unlocked with a special credit card of Mars National Bank if the biometric signature of the person is matching the one stored on the card & the owner has no criminal record so far.

A tiny button between the anus & the vagina can also be unlocked to strip the girl with the same credit card unless the client is on a black list.

The girl's collar can inject a sweet little dosage of Ranisch aphrodisiac into her blood streams every time it gets hit by the card. A non-invasive muffling device can also be unlocked from her vocal chords with money.

## Sex Jihad

The leotards of girls aged between 14 and 18 can be opened underneath only by Mars Defense Forces personnel on dangerous missions for 12 hours before engagement, which is why many teenage girls are secretly allowed to make the big money on Mars NN ships.

## Clothing

The material of the dress can only be cut or pierced with a very powerful laser, nothing else. It is designed to be bulletproof. It protects the body of the girl, from her pussy all the way up to her chin. Laser rape incidents are pursued very aggressively by the Mars Intelligence Directorate of ExCom.

## Male equivalent

In early 2017 the Sons of Mars was also founded in order to feed the hysteric sexual hunger of more than a million spearwives after an exhausting interstellar voyage: the leotard is on the client this time & it cannot be opened with credit cards.

The leash with the collar is of course on us & we are not allowed to wear anything but a black thong during service. That thong is where the Ranador credit card goes! The ball in my mouth can also be released by the card, which is actually a golden ring.

My collar can give me not only pleasure like the collar of a daughter, but also severe pain. Fortunately the latter costs the client a lot while the former is freely given after every kiss on the ring, so it's mostly bearable!

Daniel Martin Lensky could have been the first ceremonial manservant captured on Ancient Earth since times immemorial, if not for the fact that he was already captured by Jade Lensky back on Earth 2. The process of initiation is discussed extensively in a chapter of Izabel S01E01 named Fifty Shades of Jade.
R2-D2

## History

**R2-D2**, pronounced **Artoo-Deetoo** and often referred to as **R2 (Artoo)**, was an R2-series astromech droid manufactured by Industrial Automaton with masculine programming. A smart, spunky droid who would serve a multitude of masters over his lifetime, R2-D2 was never given a full memory wipe (apart from a partial wipe of select information by Cad Bane during the senate hostage crisis) nor did he ever receive new programming, with these factors resulting in an adventurous and independent attitude. Often finding himself in pivotal moments in galactic history, his bravery and ingenuity saved the galaxy on numerous occasions.

Beginning his service in the employ of Queen Amidala of Naboo, R2-D2 wound up serving Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker during the waning years of the Galactic Republic, often accompanied by the protocol droid C-3PO in many adventures throughout the Clone Wars. After Skywalker turned to the dark side of the Force, the droid served Senator Bail Organa for a time in the Imperial Senate. Nineteen years following the purge of the Galactic Republic, R2-D2 played a pivotal role in helping the Rebel Alliance destroy the Empire's Death Star superweapon. He carried technical readouts vital to its destruction. Serving Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker, the son of his two former masters throughout the Galactic Civil War, he participated in both the Battles of Hoth and Endor, and witnessed the successful destruction of the Empire's second Death Star four years after the first one was demolished.

In the subsequent thirty years, R2 accompanied Luke Skywalker until the undoing of his attempted resurrection of the Jedi Order in 28 ABY. Following Luke's disappearance, R2 entered a self-imposed low power mode as newer droid models started to out-compute the aging astromech. Despite this, his celebrated role in the Rebellion protected him from the usual recycling procedure of many old droids, allowing him a semi-retirement in the Resistance as he pored over several decades of uninterrupted data, and "dreamed" of his greatest adventures.

Following his reawakening after the Battle of Starkiller Base, R2 went on to accompany the Force-sensitive scavenger Rey on her journey to train under Luke Skywalker on Ahch-To, where the droid was reunited with his old master. R2-D2 continued to aid the Resistance alongside his longtime counterpart C-3PO throughout the First Order/Resistance War, culminating a decisive in victory at the Battle of Exegol, in which he was an active participant.
MerCom

The **Committee Mercantile** is the highest economic forum of the Soviet Union. It was born practically as an amalgamation of the American Federal Reserve with the New York Stock Exchange after the Second World War, with the personnel of these former organizations brought under the management of Soviet economic experts also known as the NEP men. It is headquartered on Manhattan Island as well as Leningrad, DC.
Spacing Door

The **Spacing Door** is a big air lock in the back of every space ship where trash can be collected & then thrown right into the engine exhaust. Mars National Navy are known to often put all sorts of traitors & criminals & other undesirables into this special air lock in order to give them all a (supposedly) quick & merciful death.
Balaton Legion

The **Balaton Legion** is a legion operated by Hungarian space marines, utilizing Lake Balaton as a landing strip of the fusion-powered Ikarus 1 hydroplane, the 3rd largest aircraft capable of accessing the RotoLift system as of 2018. The aircraft's main holding hangar is located on the Tihany peninsula.

The entire crew of the legion, not including civilian contractors on the ground, is close to a hundred thousand people. Due to the fact that they are a legion, around 40% of this personnel is flying missions in outer space at any given point in time - a figure significantly higher than the average of the entire USR Space Marine Corps. The vast majority of their assets is also located in outer space.
Ranisch substance

The **Ranisch substance** extends life, expands consciousness, is vital to space travel, bla bla bla. It is a self-developing co-operative meta-biological substance emulating the physical features of the universe.

It is present in all bodily fluids of all Ranisch women in varying concentrations, with the Imperatrix being capable of producing arguably the most: they administer the dark liquid to their servants through all possible means including breastfeeding. It is produced in infinitely larger amounts, however, by its most primitive form: the Dream Clouds found on desert planets, gas giants and their moons.

## Jade's story

Jade Lensky claims nevertheless to be the world record holder of substance production efficiency according to some weird metric she conjured up in her mind. She also claims that the Thanna are a degenerate corruption of her species trying to reverse-engineer the spice to get rid of its benevolent nature. She has a habit of calling all intelligent creatures with conservative views simply the Degenerates.

## Nadine's story

Nadine Ranigan claims that their famous little stars were built by creatures also inspired by the Substance. Something went wrong, however, forcing them to retreat back to planets! These creatures have all evolved to become humans by the time their planets were discovered, with all knowledge of their pre-human existence buried deep within the subconscious layers of their minds.

The first world to make the human leap was allegedly Ancient Earth itself, so nobody has any idea what happened to these unknown pre-historic alien civilizations. There is only speculation! It is widely thought that they were probably into some kind of voluntary transformation or something.

Most probably they disassembled everything around their stars way before, to let all the stuff they could not bring back to their home worlds get pushed out into deep space.
Shrewpaw

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Ranador

The **Ranador** (literally: "strong grow" BUT also known as the Ranisch Development Bank) is the embodiment of the New Ranisch Empire headquartered on the Medina Prime. It is the 2nd most popular Ranisch religion after Ranathan Cargo. It is often translated to English as the Universal Flow. It is an interstellar investment bank that holds all passive assets in intellectual property.

Ranador officers are a race from the Medina tribe with fragile slender little bodies, so they like to spoil their ceremonial servants with all sorts of precious gifts. To secure an important deal, a male representative of the client must have sexual intercourse with the officer, during which he is obliged to answer all questions with his best effort.

The neural activities of both partners are continuously monitored to prevent any kind of fraud: the man must preserve his emotional commitment to their sexual relationship for as long as the deal stands! If the client does not behave according to the deal, the representative becomes an indentured manservant of the officer.

Anyway, back to the boring world of FinTech wizardry: a passive asset can anything that can be converted to a non-fungible token: genetic code, neural engrams, religious text, design documentation, data structures describing prospective mineral assets, computer software, TV shows, pop videos, internet memes, poems, rage pamphlets, whatever. These are extracted by individual shareholders from thousands of human civilizations under Ranisch influence, all of different ages ranging from the pre-historical all the way up to Type 3.

The bank's quantum computers use the pentagraphic number system in which a word is five quantum bits tunneled together into a pentagram. The next word is five such pentagrams tunneled together in order to form another pentagram & so on & so on. The dark star containing the bank's root computing device is a vast complex of five supermassive Prescience Engines named the Pentagon Zero.

The active assets of the bank are all the material resources needed for the extraction of digital property, mostly provided by members of the Fleet Alliance.

The current CEO is an AI agent

RC: "θелянгел" - literally: "conscious cyborg"

named Serena since 2018.
Righteous Alliance

The **Righteous Alliance** are the humans who are unable or just unwilling to cope with the Ranisch substance. They are led clandestinely or sometimes even openly by the Dark Ranisch who call themselves Pure Ranisch instead, which is Thanna in their ancient cult language. Their primary symbols are the Christian Cross and the Hindu Swastika. On Ancient Earth, their most powerful agents are the Swiss Confederacy.

The Ranisch are a strange species after all, despised most passionately by female humans by the way! But then they are also liked by just as many female humans, so it's not quite a gender thing. It's the fear of the unknown, pure & simple, that keeps this very righteous community together!!! All member states are nonetheless patriarchic at least to some degree, for they regard themselves as the last bastions of traditional values & all that bollocks.

After a series of brutal conflicts they were eventually left alone on their turf. Now, however, the New Empire has once again declared a total war with total mind-blowing mobilization on a scale never seen before after finding out about all sorts of shady deals made by these very *righteous* men & women, let's keep that in mind, with all sorts of deeply anti-human entities: Buttheads, evil AI's, terroristic insectoid regimes and so on.

But then who are indeed we Martians to be so scared of the unknown, right? Ha ha ha!!!

Spoiler: we are not.
Crimson Dawn

**Crimson Dawn** (HU: Vörös Hajnal) is the national anthem of the Mars Republic: a fiercely patriotic red marching song with the melody of the well-known Panzer Song (DE: Panzerlied) of the Wehrmacht. The original anthem was the Panzerlied itself, sung very loudly by members of the Fidelta Gang in their noisy bright red nuclear tanks roaming the endless Martian dustbowl.

These big panzers are all heavily armed against the dust storms & micro-meteorites: they are standard features on the big paintings in all Mars embassies.

The official song is of course re-written, re-toned & slowed down to properly function as a national anthem. It was written by Martin Voros, a Hungarian-born Jewish composer who became one of the first Mars citizens along with his personal friend Daniel Marton, the founder of Marton Aerospace Industries.

The melody is blaring from fusion-powered air defense sirens through the thin Martian air every morning at 9 AM Mars Standard Time when all citizens of the Mars Republic have to line up in front of their transit pods to fulfill their daily duties.
Swiss Confederacy

The **Swiss Confederacy** is by far the most powerful strategic adversary of the Soviet Union, similar in size & influence to the Dutch Commonwealth or in many aspects even stronger. Rome is their capital city while their currency is the Swiss Franc.

Their 3 official languages are all 3 languages of Switzerland but called High in order to differentiate from their Dutch dialects. Sicily is a Soviet enclave, that's where Low Italian is spoken.

Their specialized elite military units are the Swiss Guards, also known as the Willies after the story of William Tell, or the Benitos after their favorite statesman of the 2nd world war. Regardless, they are surpassed in capabilities only by Mars marines or the Night Hawk units of ExCom. The night hawk who retrieved Jade's memory cell is a former Swiss guard & excommunicated Jesuit priest named Ruben van de Laan.

The Willy regiment responsible for interstellar operations is the Arcturus Regiment, named after a spacecraft of the same name, transported all over the galaxy by Thanna fleet carriers. The Mars Republican Army has been waging a war on Switzerland since 2005 when their clandestine agents destroyed the Vatican with a nuclear bomb during the inauguration of a pope, killing tens of thousands including the new pope himself.
Ranathan Creole

**Ranathan Creole** is a vulgar mutation of Greek with slavic & iranic features + also hundreds of loan words from modern Earth languages. Those they acquired while parking fleets at the Ranigan star: they keep controlling their own past in order to control their future!! Ranigan Creole is an almost identical BUT nonetheless unique separate language, with a set of modern words regarded as their own.

Here you got some words: Creole Glossary

They had relatively the most contact with Ancient Earth humans, so the largest Ranathan tribes are all having fancy Earth names:

* Medina (commerce)
* Bizant (administration)
* Nazaren (EN: Christians, agriculture)
* KMT (EN: Egypt, arcologies & orbital shipping)
* Iran (education & health)
* Laconia (EN: Sparta, defense)
* Hansa (belt shipping)
* Tao (light industries & standard gauge logistics)
* Rus (Not to be confused with the Thanna Rus, heavy industries & Breitspurbahn)
* Runa (EN: Latinas, alien relations & terraforming)
* Kurultai (EN: Mongols, interstellar energy supply)

These large nations are called the tribes, while smaller states are usually given fancy titles like "Empire" or "Commonwealth" as a means to motivate their development. The average Joanne can also speak English pretty well, a fact she might nonetheless prefer to conceal.

The most popular first name among Ranathan women is in fact Joanne when translated to English, hence many of their nicknames: Yoho, Yanka, Ivanka, Zhanna, Jeanette, Jeanine & so on.

The Ranathan bannar is disturbingly similar to the national flag of Mars BUT appearing to have been defaced by pre-revolutionary Russian social democrats, hence another popular nickname: the SR's, the Symmakhia Ranathan. The flag is of course exponentially older than the social democrats of the old Russian empire!
Courtyard Ghazi

**Jean-Sylvain Ghazi** is a friendly Belgian Fidelta boss who runs the Mars NN drug trade on Ganymede National Station. He disguises himself as a random hobo riding a shitty bike, distributing his excellent stash from his shitty backpack for very low prices.

He knows Private 1st Class Vati Vati ever since the guy was rounded up for a Kindertransport frigate on a raid of a Reaver shanty town as a little boy. The former petty officer of Mars Military Police was an unofficial therapist for at least a dozen groupies of the local Daughters of Mars chapter who work in a night club in the basement *courtyard* of a National Navy hostel.

As an old friend of Julian Lensky he takes part in the commandeering of Mars NN Donnager in early 2017 since his nickname is after all also a reference to the TV show that inspired the vessel's name!!
Frigate

**Frigates** are the main landing craft of all interstellar civilization. Some are able to land on any kind of hard planetary surface with bearable temperature all by themselves if necessary, but this is rare. Most often they are dropped from RotoLift wheels or geo-stationary sky cranes extended from a Highliner in orbit.

The largest frigate currently built by Ancient Earth humans is the Lufthansa class: those planes are known to be able to carry the hulls of six Mars NN frigates to orbit under their delta wings with the help of Ranathan Cargo infrastructure: this was proven very spectaculary by their new cargo cult established on Olympus Mons.
Space Toilets

**Space toilets**!! Yeah, you just have to poop somewhere in space too. The main toilet type of Mars NN is basically a futuristic toi toi from the inside, with a huge tank that seals down when there is no gravity. It can be used as a completely regular toilet during hard burn & also while berthing at a spinning station.

I was on the toilet when Vadim recovered his joint from the navigation floor with his legendary maneuvering skills. The tank was unable to seal since it was overloaded & I was also standing right there pissing into it, which means all the stuff just flew right into my face with the retro burn. Yo!!

Conclusion: always sit down on a space toilet, comrade! There is in fact a large sticker in every toilet to remind you, but I was just getting out of my EVA suit after fixing some radio shit with Manuel because of a meteor shower we just got through, thankfully alive, so errr...

Yeah!!!
Marton Biotech

**Marton Biotech** is a subsidiary of Marton Aerospace Industries responsible for...

You guessed it: biotech research!!! What do you know, huh?

They went on to commercialize the Ranisch substance after the Ganymede incident in late 2001, with a revolutionary mental health product they branded the Mentat. The active ingredients are extracted from Dream Clouds breeding like mushrooms in the thick & mineral-rich atmosphere of the planet Venus.
Beepaw

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Laconic alphabet

For the most part, the Ranathan federation uses cyrilic letters to write in their Creole language. Come on, how else did you think space commies are gonna write? It's only logical, huh?

A - **Aa**ron

Аь - p**u**nk

Я - **ya**rd

Б - **B**ird

Ц - **ts**ar

Д - **D**og

Е - **yeah**

Э - **Ej**, mi a kő, tyúkanyó!!

É - **eye**

Ф - **Ph**oto

Г - **G**ore

Гь - Aaar**gh**!!!

Х - Bu**kh**arin

Хь - die Te**ch**nik

И - **ee**rie silence

Й - **ye**ast

К - **C**anada

Л - **L**ove

М - **M**other

Н - **N**o

О - **O**h

Ё - **Yo**, man!! Mot**ö**rhead.

П - **P**ot

Р - **R**omance

С - **S**ylvia

Ш - **Sh**aron

Щ - Rani**sch**

Т - **T**ony

Θ - **Th**anna

У - **Oo**ps!

Ю - **Yu**goslavia

В - **V**oltage

Вь - **W**inston Duarte

Ы - Plym**ou**th

З - **Z**one

Зь - **Th**em

Ж - **J**eanette

Жь - Xi **J**inping

It's a lot of letters, huh?
Ceremonial Slavery

**Ceremonial Slavery** is a BDSM-themed lifelong spiritual exercise for Pseudo-Ranisch men to get indoctrinated into the Ranisch way of life: it was actual real slavery back in ancient days & it still often is thanks of course to the Thanna, but mainstream Ranisch cultures are mostly constraining themselves to the ceremonial stuff for quite a while now.

A spearwife has one ceremonial manservant, junior officers tend to have at least two. A fleet admiral has at least a hundred personal concubines of different ages, but all looking almost completely alike as if they were clones. They are not clones but "natural" humans, hand-picked as war trophies by the admiral herself during her voyages of conquest.

For the guys involved, this is a huge career-building opportunity that comes only once in a lifetime! They always resemble & behave like some unknown loser who died for the admiral aeons ago: back in the days when she was just a smelly spearwife with nothing but a whip in her hands, let alone the steering wheel of an interstellar fleet.
Lydia Newman

Lydia Newman (born in Provo, Utah, 1957 as Lydia Goodman) is a black swan captain specialized in training lots of small cross-functional operative groups very quickly. She played an instrumental role in the Mormon War thanks to her former role as a senior volunteer co-ordinator at the Sariah International Human Rights Agency, and later the headmistress of the Deseret National Ballet who forced Jade to become a pupil there. These positions deep inside the secret mormon slave trade network has given her a tremendous amount of information & leverage over the new political regime.

## Before Deseret

Her father was an immigrant from Iran who changed his name to Moroni Goodman after converting to the Mormon faith, her mother was a prarie girl whose ancestors probably came to the Salt Lake region after Brigham Young. She studied physical education and psychology at the university named after this latter man, graduating with excellent grades. She started working at a girls' high school in a messy neighborhood populated mostly by poor immigrants. She was recruited into Sariah International just in the right moment, shortly before the establishment of the Deseret state.

## Defection to the Soviet Union

Despite otherwise making honest efforts to avoid unnecessary publicity, in 2010 she attracted a huge social media shitstorm by accidentally publishing some of her teenage diaries where she was already professing crypto-communistic doctrines of the christian faith by the age of seventeen. She started colluding with ExCom deep cover agent Eridan Rinzler immediately after finding out about Jade's real identity and family connections, ultimately escaping on a cargo plane with Jade & more than 80 other girls on board. Very original, huh? Aunt Lydia has also poisoned dozens of high-ranking Deseret officials with Jade's help on a secret wedding reception, the reason why she is continuously targeted by fanatic mormon terrorists ever since. The two applied for political asylum inside a hangar at Chicago International Airport.
Belt Republic

The **Belt Republic** (DE: Gürtelrepublik, also known as the Lufthansa) is a sparsely populated chilled-out anarcho-syndicalistic trade zone of new hi-tech mining colonies in the asteroid belt established by Socialist Mars, but in tight partnership with Dutch Commonwealth forces.

Belting is a Dutch thing, it just suits them all too well! They are a highly eccentric bunch of intellectual space nerds with ridiculous German names they often choose during naturalization: they are extremely pedantic & always very polite, since they are all technically millionaires. As devout missionaries of Cargo faith, they helped cut a deal between Ranathan Cargo and the Martian government by transporting a formidable but heavily damaged KMT fleet to build port facilities on Mars.

Space mining pays good, hell yeah! A janitor makes more on the Belt than a lawyer back on Earth. Belters live their entire lives on their stations, with full Earth gravity produced by rotation: their work is not quite unhealthy in any sense, although indeed it's pretty dangerous. Their stations are full of enlightened luxury, however, not the low life seen in the Expanse TV series.

Millions arrive each year to become Belt citizens for all the cool stuff, but most of them burn out after a few years of boring space work & get back to Earth with all the money they made. True Belters spend all their precious money on the development of their colossal stations instead of thinking about ever going back!

The rulers of this tiny nation are known as the Belt haulers: Lufthansa captains flying massive space barges through the vastness of the solar system, with their families & maybe some close friends helping them out on board. The whole world economy depends on their work! Their lives are basically endless reality shows, with all their CCTV footage broadcasted to the open public internet.

These shows are constantly watched by millions, effectively preventing a large number of space crimes. Haulers spend most of their journeys in convoys, so they are never truly alone! They can radio chat or even visit each other on tiny boats as the auto-pilots keep flying their barges in tight formations. These convoys are always escorted by KLM light cruisers of the larger Marlene Dietrich class or the smaller Audrey Hepburn class along the way.
ExCom

**ExCom**, officially known as the Comité Extraordinaire, the first word though often spelled in English instead of French, is the principal agency of state security both internal and external in the Soviet Union. In Russian their official name is Chrezvichaynaya Kommissiya like back in the days of the civil war. Their coat of arms is the sword & shield emblem we all know from American movies.

Their motto, however, is "Custodia Ipsos Custodes" which means "watch the watchers" in Latin. The exact size of their personnel is unknown but estimated to be more than 2 million people.

They are responsible for

* High profile criminal investigations,
* International police duties,
* Border security both internal & external,
* Civilian intelligence both internal & external,
* Some amounts of military intelligence as well,
* High profile SWAT operations all over the world,
* Operation and maintenance of the global internet,
* Political regulation of strategic industries both military & civilian

and so on. Junior agents are drafted from the populations of Soviet countries as well as the rest of the world through the International Draft Agency.
Snoke

## History

**Snoke** was a Force-sensitive humanoid strandcast male who ruled the First Order as Supreme Leader during the New Republic Era. Possibly unaware of his true nature, Snoke was an artificial genetic construct created on the planet Exegol by the resurrected Dark Lord of the Sith and former Galactic Emperor Darth Sidious. Though he was designed to be a proxy that the Sith Lord could manipulate, Snoke possessed an independent mind and a deep connection to the dark side of the Force, yet he was not a Sith himself. In time, Snoke became a master of the Force and seeker of ancient lore, steeping himself in the vast knowledge of the dark side.

With his powerful abilities and immense foresight, Snoke eventually gained control of the First Order, a hermit state in the Unknown Regions that began as a remnant of the Galactic Empire. Despite holding absolute power as Supreme Leader, Snoke allowed General Armitage Hux to lead the First Order military in his name, preferring to concentrate on spiritual matters of the Force. With the turning of Padawan Ben Solo—grandson of the Chosen One Anakin Skywalker—to the dark side, Snoke gained the heir to the powerful Skywalker bloodline as his student. Solo adopted the persona of Kylo Ren after renouncing and destroying the Jedi Order, and became Snoke's most gifted acolyte.

During the last days of the Cold War, Snoke directed his apprentice to hunt and destroy Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, Ren's uncle and former master, determined to complete the Great Jedi Purge with Skywalker's death as the last Jedi. Additionally, Snoke authorized a preemptive strike against the New Republic that resulted in the destruction of the Galactic Senate and the outbreak of the First Order/Resistance War in 34 ABY. While pursuing his objectives to destroy both the Resistance and Skywalker, Snoke was assassinated by Ren, who sought to rule all the galaxy as the new Supreme Leader. In the end, Snoke fulfilled his purpose of creation by serving as the last catalyst in Ren's training, thereby allowing Sidious to sidestep the Sith tradition that required an apprentice to kill the master to ascend to power.
Matazumi

Druj, rodzaj nieumarłego porównywalnego mocą z Liszami, który ma psotać latajacej czaszki. Matazumi pełni funkcję blibiotekarza naczelnego w Wielkiej Bibliotece Serraine, będąc strażnikiem zdolnym poradzić sobie z każdym złodziejem ksiażek, a w zamian mając zbiory biblioteki do przebierania w lekturach. Uwielbia rzucać literackimi cytatami.

#### Piraci Mystary

Matazumi towarzyszył Pożeraczom Klątw do wieży Drzwi Stodoły, kiedy Kult Inwentarza planował ją wystrzelić w kosmos. Później skupił się na transporcie skradzionych książek z powrotem do biblioteki. Po zakończeniu tamtej afery, pomógł poszukiwaczom przygó w wypożyczeniu książek oraz obiecał skontaktować się, kiedy będzie miał informacje o zaginionych stronach z Księgi Wewnętrznej Alchemii.
Izabel Political Compass

## SCARY

Auth Left: very scary & very communism.

* Ranathan (campaign mode)
* Mars Republic (human space)
* Hungary (Ancient Earth)
* Imperatrix (First Person Shooter)
* East Germany
* Russia

Auth Center: very scary but neutral.

* Japanese Commonwealth (AE)
* Mars National Bank (human space)
* Raanish Development Bank (campaign)
* Nadine Ranigan (FPS)
* Jezebel Fleet Admirals (Ranisch)

Auth Right: very scary & anti-communism.

* Thanna (campaign)
* Righteous Alliance (human space)
* Swiss Confederacy (AE)
* Imperial China
* Deseret Republic (history)
* Tom Cruise (FPS)

## CENTER

Center Left: very communism & bit scary.

* Soviet Union (AE)
* ExCom (campaign mode)
* Iran under Rachel Naghavi (human space)
* Jade Lensky (FPS)

True Neutral: bit scary but neutral.

* International Space Marine Corps (human)

Center Right: bit scary & anti-communism

* New Ottoman Empire (AE)
* Iran under Selim Gonejar (history)
* Elon Musk (FPS)
* Brazil

## COOL

Lib Left: very communism but cool.

* SM9A43 Ranigan (Gavrilo Princip fleet, campaign mode)
* Mars Republican Army (Adiemus fleet)
* Belt Republic (human space)
* Abessine Union (AE)
* Socialist East Asia
* Manuel Bronsky (FPS)

Lib Center: neutral & cool

* Dutch Commonwealth (human space)
* Ranisch Fleet Alliance (campaign)

Lib Right: anti-communism but cool

* New California Republic
* British Commonwealth
* George Soros (not FPS)
* USA
Trisol 703

**Trisol 703** (Creole: "Tree-sol Yadkash Trey") is a heavily militarized big Laconic outpost situated very close to Earth 2. It belongs to the nation of *Trisol* also known as the *Kentauri Ethnos* who are based on the planet we call Proxima Centauri B - which is in turn extremely close to Ancient Earth as we all should know!

Trisol is by far the most popular Laconic nation, but also the most violent of them all due to the very unstable climate of their home world as exposed in the novels of Liu Cixin. With many high-ranking Jezebel commanders being fiercely proud of their Trisolar nationality & 703 being a crown jewel of their bloated military establishment, Jade Lensky was also conceived here back in early 1981 & later revived in 2015.

Your humble narrator Daniel Martin Lensky had an interesting moment of ridicule when he compared the station to Trantor from the Foundation saga or Coruscant from the Star Wars movies on a first glance. Indeed it looks ugly enough to be compared to these, said my Trisolar hosts, but actually it's on the very edge of the whole Ranathan serving only military purposes against the notorious Midian void.

A real central ecumenopolis like Betlehem or Medina Prime is actually covered with extremely lush vegetation akin to the rainforests of Ancient Earth, obviously for almost a trillion people to be able to live on the surface without going completely insane in a few weeks, so no.
Dorchol Station

**Dorchol Station** is a Laconic Navy perimeter outpost of some 150 thousand souls, like Miskolc on Earth 2. Commissioned originally by the Atreides Corporation from Quijad back in 1965, it is nowadays run by the Jezebels as part of their notorious Kalemegdan fortification ring - together with many other stations like Zemun, Konyarnik, Panchova, Borcha & so on.

Your humble narrator is listed as a Theliangel synthesized on the station back in the february of 1985 in the Laconic Navy central crew database.
Pseudo-Ranisch

**Pseudo-Ranisch** is a medical term to describe humans constantly exposed to the Ranisch substance: they are introduced to the Ranisch way of life through a whole lot of kinky religious rituals involving massive intoxications.

These arcane rituals are often replaced by more sterile medical processes, although we must note that the Ranisch are definitely not that much into human standards of purity! They are very clean in their own ways, yet to many of us they appear obscenely dirty as if they were some junkie whores or whatever.

Most of them are perfectly fine with these human perceptions. Better yet, they are often outright aroused by them so hush hush!! It's way better if they just don't give a fuck & for the most part they won't, but only as long as you fuck them properly.

You don't wanna criticize these chicks very much, yo! They will start criticizing you back & it escalates very quickly, so you don't... Just trust me, bro, just don't go that way! Nah.

After centuries of service, a female pseudo-ranisch may also stop giving birth to sons & become fully Ranisch for the rest of her exponentially extended life.
Mara Skywalker

**Mara Skywalker** was a Human female Jedi Master of the New Jedi Order and the twin sister of Malachai 'Kai' Skywalker. Born to Rey Skywalker who conceived her and her brother without a father. The siblings also shared the bond of being a dyad in the Force much like Rey and Ben Solo had once shared.