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Each episode, Sydney O. Sargent announces the three meals to be served to the campers. Superscript "vegan" denotes vegan options.

## Season 1 Episode 1: The Beginning of the End

### Breakfast

* Scrambled Eggs (Purple)
* Scrambled Sausage
* Scrambled Pancakes
* A Bizarre Blend of Macaroni Noodles and Melted Cow Cheese (Matthew swears it's safe to eat)
* Loose Assorted LeavesVEGAN
* Cereal Bar With Goat Yogurt

### Lunch

* The Aforementioned Cheese-Noodle Concoction
* Candied Ravioli
* Unseasoned PopcornVEGAN
* "It's A Special Secret, Baby!"

### Dinner

* Crimson Eggs and Ham
* Assorted Fresh Uncooked MushroomsVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 2: The End of the Squall

### Breakfast

* Pickled Cabbage
* Peanut Butter and Ham Sandwiches
* Live Salmon

### Dinner

* Coconuts
* Parsley
* Chicken Nuggets
* Salmon
* Bread and ButterVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 3: The Squall of Prophecy

### Breakfast

* Eggs Benedict
* Eggs Sampson
* Eggs Augustus
* Candy Necklaces
* Grilled Pineapples With Tabasco SauceVEGAN

### Lunch

* Potato Skins
* Townhouse Crackers
* Cold Ketchup and Avocado Soup
* Leftover Salmon

### Dinner

* Apocalypse Stew
	+ Sheep meat and mushrooms in a tomato broth
* JelloVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 4: The Prophecy of Reversal

### Breakfast

* Watermelon Cut Into Dodecahedrons
* Toppling Tower Tofu
* The Snack That Smiles Back (Sausage)

### Lunch

* Tigerstripe Tarts
* Tofurkey Lemonade

### Dinner

* Robin Wings with Rutabaga Sauce
* Macaroni Paste
* Blueberry Merry Blast (Guaranteed To Blast You)

## Season 1 Episode 5: The Reversal of Norms

### Breakfast

* Garbage
* Matthew Takes a Dump on Your PlateVEGAN

### Lunch

* Help Yourself To Any Raw Ingredients In Matthew's Stores

## Season 1 Episode 6: The Norms of the World

### Breakfast

* Raw Honey
* Silver Starfish Salad
* Eggs of an Unfathomable Color

### Lunch

* Goose Stuffed With Goose Stuffed With More Goose
* Almond Milk Supreme
* Soy Meat of a Goose-Like VarietyVEGAN

### Dinner

* Seaweed Spaghetti in Brine
* Mini Hotdog Buns
* MustardVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 7: The World of Goo

### Breakfast

* Hash Oranges
* Hash Greens
* Hash Reds
* Hash B--- (remainder of name unknown)

### Lunch

* Mixture of Boiled Crawfish, Broiled Shrimp, and Toiled Lobster
* BirdfeedVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 8: The Goo of Friendship

### Breakfast

* Fox's Foot
* Mistletoe
* A Haphazard Combination of Blue and Yellow Gelatin
* Oatmeal Raisin Cookies (Mila's invention)

## Season 1 Episode 10: The Enemies of Labor

### Breakfast

* Sunbutter Macaroni
* Tuna Sandwiches in Prismatic Shapes
* "Oat" "Meal"

### Lunch

* Food That Matthew Was Making Specifically For The Counselors (Stolen)

## Season 1 Episode 11: The Labors of Love

### Breakfast

* Honey Poured Over an Oblong Stone and Heat-Hardened Into a Sort of Glass

### Lunch

* Mung Beans
* Individual Bowls of Grape Chowder

### Dinner

* Mushroom Madness
* Lemon Llama Ligaments
* Squidbit Soup

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## Season 1 Episode 12 : The Love of Mother

### Breakfast

* Eggs on Coral Imported From Hell, New Hampshire
* Bird Juice

## Season 1 Episode 13: The Mother of Stones

### Breakfast

* Escargot
* Crunchy Snail ShellsVEGAN

### Lunch

* Sloth Meat on a Stick
* Turtle Shells Dipped in MolassesVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 14: The Stones in Toilets

### Lunch

* Mozzarella Sherbet With Ostrich Cream
* A Side of Ostrich Zest

### Dinner

* Ostrich Smoothies With Huckleberry Gravy
* One Slice Each of Man-Sized Citrus Pie (Made With Fresh HarmlessMart Oranges)

## Season 1 Episode 16: The Reality of Hallucination

### Breakfast

* Warm Milk
* Fish Oil Tea

### Dinner

* Cloven Hooves
* Clover Biscuits
* Stew of Spaetzle, Rice, Penne, Taliatelle, Rigatoni, Linguine, Orzo, Bucatini, Fucilli, Vermicelli, Manicotti, Cannoli, Mafaldine, Amphetamine, and FarfalleVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 18: The Hive of Anxiety

### Breakfast

* Grasshopper Legs
* Flower Pollen (Specifically From Roses and Pansies)
* Blueberry-mush-mash (NOT VEGAN)

### Lunch

* Lettuce and BeansVEGAN
* "The Drowning"
	+ An apocalyptic mixture of honey and carpenter ants, to be drizzled on complimentary camp sticks

### Dinner

* Innovative Goulash (Made From the Remains of the Hive)

## Season 1 Episode 19: The Anxiety of the Trees

### Breakfast

* Frog Dipped In Chocolate (Served as a Toad)
* Synthetic Toad (Engineered to Taste Like Frog)VEGAN

### Lunch

* Surprise Marshmallows?
* Corn Doggie?

### Dinner

* Corndog Stew With Mushroom Skewers
* A Variety of Pumpkin Feathers (Plucked Straight From the Gourd!)VEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 21: The Boys of Secrets

### Dinner

* Caterpillar Squash Casserole
* Grapesteak
* Cheese CustardVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 22: The Secrets of the Woods

### Lunch

* Emeralds Carved Into Tributes of MeatVEGAN

### Dinner

* Tongue of Venus FlytrapVEGAN
	+ Simmered in bitterness and served in vengeance for all our ancestors it has devoured

## Season 1 Episode 23: The Wood of the Caskets

### Breakfast

* ~~Egg Yolks Injected With Mustard~~
* ~~Saline Straight Out of the Bag~~
* ~~Spit Roasted Falcon~~
* Pizza With Peppermint Sauce
	+ Ordered by Salem and Marisol

### Lunch

* Plastic Containers of Cheese and Buttered Crackers
	+ Gotten from HarmlessMart by Marisol

### Dinner

* Porcupine With Jelly Beans Stuck On It
	+ Technically a finger food, but you might want to use a fork

## Season 1 Episode 25: The Hatred of the Hunt

### Breakfast

* Scrumpledydumps
	+ Eel's head stuck upon a 500-year-old sword and slathered with pea mush
	+ A hometown delicacy of Juniper's

### Lunch

* Horse divorce?
* A Very Amused Bush?

## Season 1 Episode 26: The Hunt of the Clock

### Breakfast

* Sunflower Seeds Coated in a Mixture of Powdered Sugar and Raw Flour
	+ A southern classic!

### Lunch

* Ketchup and Mustard
	+ This is due to Joshua messing up Matthew's initial lunch plans
	+ Any unsatisfied campers are welcome to take candy from Sydney's drawer in the nurse's office

### Dinner

* Piranha Teeth Stuffed in Pufferfish and Boiled in Oil
* More MustardVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 28: The Meantime with Eggs

### Breakfast

* Ricotta Hotcakes Adorned with Apple Smoked Maple Bacon Glaze
* Scotch Pancakes with Sweet Dukkah and a Strawberry Wine Compote
* Rosemary Olive Oil Sausage
* One Boiled Egg (to share)

### Lunch

* Crispy Bacon and Brie Grilled Cheese with Carmelized Onion and Fresh Basil
* White Pita Pizza with Spinach, Asiago, Parmesan, Fresh Mozzerella, and a Creme Fraiche Sauce
* Citrus and Mint Fruit Salad with Blueberries, Strawberries, and Blackberries
* Ginger Carrot Soup with Green Onion and Coriander
* One Boiled Egg (to share)

### Dinner

* Seared Filet Mignon with a Bordelaise Sauce of Red Wine, Butter and Minced Shallots
* Garlic Butter Chicken Cordon Bleu
* Caramelized Parmesan Broccoli
* Roasted Spring Vegetables with a Honey Mustard Sauce
* Creamy Mashed Potatoes with Fresh Herbs and Ground Pepper
* Honey-Soaked Baklava
* One Boiled Egg (to share)

## Season 1 Episode 29: The Eggs of a Basket Case

### Breakfast

* Something Undoubtedly Unpleasant and Absurd

## Season 1 Episode 31: The Nurse is Building a Pyre

### Breakfast

* Meatball Muffins
	+ Topped with bacteria cultures homegrown in a ceramic dish
* Eyeball Extracted from a Veggie MarmosetVEGAN

## Season 1 Episode 32: The Pyre of the Muse

### Dinner

* Unknown/Didn't Happen Due To Elephant Man

## Season 1 Episodes 33-34: The Muse of the Elephant/The Elephant in the Room

### Final Breakfast:

* Mega-Soup
	+ Everyone is invited to add their own ingredients to the cauldron on the bonfire at the center of camp