Episode 011: Bing Bong King Kong

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*Part two of two of our "Griffin and Nick Didn't Plan for the Latter's International Trip, So They Recorded Two Episodes in a Row Very Early in the Morning and Very Late at Night" sessions. We literally take a nap in the middle of this one. The name of the game we settled on was Bing Bong King Kong. Please do not make this the first episode you ever listen to.*

## Introduction

Because this is the second episode being recorded in a row due to Nick’s international trip, Griffin fears he may be too tired and not have “the juice” to do the episode. He wishes there was a way for Nick to share his Pink Red Bull (Only available in Japan) through some pipe system that would travel to his microphone and shoot the drink all over his face.

Due to the overwhelmingly positive response to the sexual energy of the last episode, Nick and Griffin promise that this episode will be exclusively horny.

Honk did not perform as well as expected. The corporate wanted to add a subtitle to convey to the audience the sexual appeal of the game, but Nick and Griffin denied this request because the game “isn’t about trucks having sex, it’s about trucks making love.”

## This Episode's Game

A fighting game where the entire roster is comprised of Bing Bong, character from Pixar’s Inside Out, and King Kong, giant ape. This was made the game of the episode because for the 10th episode anniversary of the show (celebrated on the 11th episode) Nick put his complete faith in Griffin before he delivered the submission that this game would be the one.

## Other Game Ideas Discussed

### Hello Kitty: Skin Vape

A vape gel that allows you to absorb the vape through your skin. Highly toxic.

### Griffin’s Untitled Wrestling MMO

A professional wrestling game not licensed by any real-world wrestling circuit, allows for full customized wrestlers and actual, scheduled in-game circuits.

### Vapors, Please

The year is 2022 and vaping needs a either illegal or mandatory.

### A Visual Novel About Puberty Starring Darkwing Duck

Griffin thought this was very needed- but the idea was dropped after the realization the Darkwing Duck is eternally trapped in a prepubescent state.

### I: am Thinking about Those Beans

An old man who hates his grandkids because they never visit goes on a quest to kill the dog from the Bush’s Baked Beans commercials.

### A Skylanders/Disney Infinity Type Game Where You Collect Members of Congress

Then what? They do nothing. It’s really more of a political commentary.

### Ikaruga but with Smells

The two smells chosen were Coffee and Dad’s cologne. There was some uncertainty about the project being that a wide variety of smells could be described under those banners, however it was decided that the game would be an ad for Griffin’s dad’s cologne, Haas (for guys).

### Figure Out How to Use Increasingly Complex Procedurally Generated Hotel Showers

Keep Talking and Nobody explodes, but for hotel showers.

### Please, Please Stop Renovating My House

Your house is built on a HGTV burial ground. You must hire contractors to build tower defense assets to fend off other contractors, then you must hire progressively better contractors to build towers to fend off the previous contractor you just hired.

### An Arcade Game with 12 Cabinets Linked Together

Full player count is mandatory to start the game. You insert your MiiTomo into the cabinet in order to save your data. Described as a beat ‘em up, but also might include a light gun?

### The Designated Boy

Not a game, but rather a suggested solution to how to keep the VR headsets in a VR arcade clean. It is the designated boy’s job to clean the VR headsets.

### Post Game-Game

Also a solution to washing VR headsets in a VR arcade. You’re given points for cleaning your headset after your playtime is up. Features a judging attendant who judges you for not cleaning the headset and encouraging you to clean it by playfully yelling at you “Hey, Clean it up! Cmon, clean it!” The attendant is possibly a hologram.

### Big Muscle Kids in Space: Zero Supervision, Zero Gravity

A new VR version of Ender’s game with bigger arms. Adrift-style multiplayer where your goal is to push your friends into airlocks.

### Barenaked Ladies One Week: Twine Game

A digital choose-your-own-adventure book comprised of the lyrics to One Week by the Barenaked Ladies.

### We Fought a Zoo

A multiplayer wave survival game where every player is a different character played by Matt Damon. As the cages in the zoo slowly open, you must kill all the animals while searching for tools to survive. The best weapons would be in the most dangerous places, such as exhibits of the most deadly animals in the zoo.

### How is Babby Formed: a Rube Goldberg Machine Creating Life

Would need to be a Rube Goldberg machine with the ability to create life without any humans involved in sexual intercourse. Dropped for obvious reasons. Nick can recite “How is Babby Formed” from memory.

## Trivia

Griffin and Nick predicted by 2022 vaping would be either illegal or mandatory. Neither of these were correct.

This episode, Griffin and Nick promised more sexual energy. Later in the episode they admitted to having failed to keep this promise.