SHINOBI-03

> *“You are watching a movie, not a documnetary” about inaccuracy of the dinosaurs*
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## Personal Information

### Gender

Male

angry because nobody likes his dinosaur movie and thinks that the movie got "too much hate"

Uses toyman as a stopmotion avatar and acts out things with toys, including  blackface the character (multiple)(painted saitama black, presumably), camera headed individual thats more in focus than Shinobis own avatar and triceratops called Margaret. you cant proof that he is playing with dolls as they are action figures

doesn’t want to make responses other peoples responses, since that’s a “toxic endeavor”

## Fallen Kingdom Anger

apologizes by saying that those videos he countered were trash and he wanted to point it ou, ultimately a good thing, since the bad videos made him make his good videos

thinks real Jurassic park fans didn’t hate the sequels, just the public. they were just bad movies and that was just it. but then criticism came for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

thinks you could replace the reviews with Blackface figurine yelling how everyone is “a wanker”

thinks its now worse to be Jurassic Park fan than being fan of transformers movies

thinks its absurd that his the only one that liked the fallen kingdom, but its okay since critics didn’t like the original Jurassic park movie back I the day. bad criticism said about the original movie is the same as fallen kingdom. “How ironic”

its stupid that people criticize dinosaur accuracy, even though previous films weren’t that accurate. so we aren’t allowed to criticize inaccuracies anymore. thinks its more accurate for Harry potter characters to wear witch hats, and people didn’t question the accuracy in the past

worst for movies are people that watch reviews and get mindset of the movie and then go and watch it with that mindset, making them hate the movie before they have seen it

this current type of reviewing needs to stop, it was cool to see people destroy moves like man-children, but like any trend or a fad, it got to the point where its no longer funny. sees reviewing movies angrily as a trend that will stop at some point, not people want something more productive

believes a good critic is neutral when going to go to the movies, not going to hate it or like it from the get go, but then says you have to go to movie thinking its going to bee good. thinks critics that only hate movies are boring and predictable, while people with varied opinions are interesting

hating movies for comedy is not fair critique and you can’t judge everything equally

hates cinema sins (to point of feeling dirty for just talking about them) and nostalgia critic, thinks Rob and Dough Walker betting on actors bland acting is to him “going to movie with all intend to just hate it”. talks about neutrality of criticism, but only talks lot about people he hates and video is more talking about critics than about the movie itself

“long nitpick summarizations” should also stop. 5-to-10-minute videos are okay. short ones work because the rewiever won’t remember enough of the movie and make faulty points.

its not correct time to review a film right after or months after it comes out, as you are playing to youtube algorithm. playing to algiorithm makes you same as Hollywood playing to trends

## After

deleted comments on the videos and made videos private. says it was EFAPs fault that he did this

says he received racial slurs and insults, so he didn’t want to come to EFAP

## Trivia

* Thinks that people just suddenly, one morning decided to start to hate the Jurassic world movie. He just can’t comprehend how people can hate the Jurassic park movies, thinks he might jumped to another dimension while sleeping or he missed meeting where people decided to start to hate the brand
* doesn’t know what “dead silence” is
* calls people he doesn’t like “self proclaimed reviewer"
* one day he went out with his Jurassic world shirt and got pelted with stones and knives
* huffs his own farts
* people see people with million subs as “gospel reviewers”, who are right about the movies they talks about, “have the monopoly in truth and are never wrong”
* people don’t have the right to say that writers and directors are idiots
* screams at the mike, after telling he edited the audio “for your ears comfort”
* supports Wolf for going through hard times, but still thinks his video was bad
* Critics:
	+ thinks Patrick is person who sounds smart and thinks he  knows what he is talking about
	+ mauler is idiotic nitpicker, as he comments that the dinosaurs has less abilities, is smaller, but cuts everything out except his comment that the dino has yellow stripe and skins “how is this an improvement” taking Mauler out of context
	+ Wolf is an asshole for saying that only idiot will like the movie as its stupid
		- and then there are people laughing at the movie

## Quotes

*“if they tell you that this movie suck, then that means that they are right, no second guessing or room for doubt, don’t forget to subscribe and hit the bel, support them on parteon”*