SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete 2nd Season (Home Video) Episodes DVD Disc 2 2004

10/19/2004

(TV Show Release)

## Chapter 2: Dumped

DUMPED

directed by

Paul Tibbitt

Walt Dohrn

storyboard directed by

Carson Kugler

storyboard artist

Caleb Meurer

written by

Paul Tibbitt

Walt Dohrn

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Andrew Overtoom

creative director

Derek Drymon

( SpongeBob giggling )

( laughter )

Oh, I’ve got you now, Gary.

( meows )

Tag, you’re it!

( laughing )

Gary will never find me here!

Uh-oh.

( meows )

Tag! Now I’m it!

( laughing )

Hi, SpongeBob.

What are you doing?

Gary and I are

playing tag.

You want to join us?

Oh, boy, would I?!

Okay…

Tag… you’re it!

I’m it! I’m it!

I’m it! I’m it!

I’m it! I’m it!

( meows )

Tag, you’re it!

I win! I win!

( purring )

What’s with Gary?

He sounds like

a motorboat.

( laughing )

That’s just a snail’s way

of saying he likes you.

( laughing )

Tickles!

( laughing )

( both laughing )

( still laughing )

Well, I guess it’s time

for me and the Gar Bear

to get going.

Come on, Gary.

( pop )

Boy, I can’t wait

to hit the hay.

How about you, Gary? Gary?

Gary?

♪ Brush, brush, brush ♪

♪ Brush, brush, brush… ♪

Hey, Patrick,

have you seen Gary?

♪ Brush, brush, brush ♪

♪ Brush everywhere… ♪

( spits )

Nope.

Oh, hey, here he is.

( purring )

( meows )

Come on, Gary.

We’ve got to let

Patrick go to sleep.

I don’t mind, SpongeBob.

In fact, why don’t you let Gary

sleep over at my house tonight?

Hey, that’s a great idea.

A sleepover, oh, boy!

Oh, this is going

to be great, Gary.

We can stay up till dawn

and watch scary movies

and eat popcorn

and play board games…

Blah, blah, blah…

Gee, this is great.

My two best friends in the

whole sea having a sleepover.

And then we’ll make

a house of cards

and then we’ll read

some comic books…

Okay, you guys

have a good time.

I’ll see you tomorrow.

Blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah…

( crickets chirping )

( foghorn blowing )

I’m awake!

PATRICK:

Hey, SpongeBob!

Hey, guys, how

was the sleepover?

Great, SpongeBob.

Watch this!

No matter where I go,

Gary follows.

( pop )

( laughing )

( meows )

( laughing )

( laughing )

( meows )

See?

Come on, Gary!

Try and catch…

me!

( laughing )

Isn’t this great, Gary?

Me running around

and you chasing me.

You’re not chasing me.

Come on, Gary.

Let’s go play

a different game.

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

Look out, I’m right

in front of… you.

What’s wrong with me?

( sniffs )

Do I offend?

( laughing ) ( purring )

Hey, Gary!

Gary, look!

It’s your favorite ball!

( purring )

( laughing )

( laughing )

Hey, Gary!

Look…

Snail-nip!

Huh? Huh, huh?

( laughing… )

Help! Gary, help!

Help me!

Oh, merciful Neptune!

I closed the window on my head!

( laughing )

( purring )

All right, that’s it!

( screams )

( laughing )

Oh, ooh…

Gary, you stop this

foolishness right now.

Gary the Snail, answer me

when I’m talking to you.

Okay, that’s it,

mister.

You are coming home with

me right this instant!

( grunting )

Say good-bye to

Patrick, Gary.

( meows )

Hold it right there,

DadMom AngryPants.

What’s that supposed to mean?

I don’t know.

But I do know Gary knows

who he wants to go with.

Now, I suggest you put him down

and let him choose.

Fine, but I would

like to remind him

who it was that fed

him and housed him

and sat at this bedside

when he was sick

and massaged

his eyestalks

when his eyes

were sore!

Okay, Gary, go ahead,

show him.

Okay, Gary, come to me!

Come on,

come on, Gary!

Come on,

Come here, Gary.

Oh, uh,

wrong way, Gary.

G-Gary, turn around.

Gary, turn around.

Gary, no,

Gary, no, no, no.

No, don’t do it,

Gary.

No, Gary…

Well, well, well…

I guess that answers

that question.

So long, SpongeBob.

Gary and me

got stuff to do.

Okay, fine!

If that’s the way

you want to thank me…

( crying ):

for all that I’ve done.

( sniffling )

I guess you’re not

coming back, Gary.

( sniffles )

I don’t need Gary!

I’ll just find another pet.

Yeah, it will be

better than Gary.

I’m going to get a pet

who won’t go off

with my best friend!

( laughing… )

Hi, guys!

( panting )

Say hello to

my new pal Rex.

( barks )

Not only

is he loyal

but he knows

tricks, too.

Watch and learn.

Sit, Rex, sit!

Roll over, Rex,

roll over!

Now stay, Rex, stay!

Good boy, Rex.

Who’s a good boy?

Who’s a good boy?

Who’s a good boy?

( Patrick laughs )

( laughing… )

I’m sure glad we went

our separate ways, Gary.

A worm really is the pet for me.

So loyal, so trusting!

Always by my side!

( barks )

Who needs worms anyway?

Welcome home,

newest best friend.

Come on out,

don’t be shy.

( giggles )

You remind me of someone

I once knew.

A certain someone

whose name will

not be mentioned

in this household.

Come on, let me

show you around…

Larry.

Meow.

And now, Larry, I present

to you… dinnertime!

Ta-dah!

Bon appétit, Larry!

( chuckles )

( sniffing )

( hissing )

Okay… maybe later.

This is where

you sleep, Larry.

( snarling )

Uh, that’s where I…

( hissing )

( snoring )

I guess you can sleep…

there.

I’ll sleep down here.

Well, good night, Larry.

( hissing )

( crickets chirping )

( gulls cawing )

( television playing )

Hey, hey, Larry!

Want to hear a joke?

Oh, Gary used to love this one.

( clears throat )

What do you call

a snail on a ship?

A snailor!

( laughing )

( hisseing )

Don’t you get it, Larry?

A… a snailor.

Gosh, Larry sure is

different than Gary.

And Gary and Larry

are real different than…

Jerry.

Oh, Gary, why did you

have to go?

( sobbing ):

Why, Gary… why?

Why, why, why, why, why?

( Gary meows )

( gasps )

Gary?

Hey, SpongeBob.

Oh…

hello, Patrick.

( meows )

Hello… Gary.

Would it be all right

if Gary and I did some

laundry over here?

Laundry?

But we used to do laundry.

And, uh, SpongeBob?

Could we borrow

some soap?

Soap? But we used to

use soap.

Do you want…

fresh scent or heavy… du…

Here it comes.

Du… du… du… ty!

Gary!

Please come back,

Gary!

Please come home!

I’m a wreck without you!

I know!

If you come back

there will be

a no-rules rule.

You can do

whenever you want

when you want.

If you feel like ripping up

the sofa, rip it up!

And the litter box?

Forget about it!

The world is your litter box!

And you don’t have to

wait around

for me to feed you anymore!

24-hour fridge access!

And you don’t even have to

use a bowl!

I know how much you like

my prized driftwood carving

of Squidward.

Well, think of it as your own

personal scratching post.

What do you think, Gary?

Won’t it be fun, Gary?

How pathetic.

Gary…

I’m sorry, SpongeBob,

but Gary’s with me now.

You had your chance

and you failed.

You have to stop

living in the past.

Face it, SpongeBob.

You’re only

hurting yourself.

It’s what Gary wants

and what Gary wants,

is me.

Right, Gary?

Huh?

He only liked me

for my shorts!

No, Patrick!

He wanted the cookie

in your pocket!

( meows )

Ga-Ga-Gary?

( burps )

( meows )

Whee!

Aw, Gary, I knew

you’d never leave me!

Aw…

( chuckles )

Let’s go for a walk, pal.

Gary?

I thought what we had

was special…!

## Chapter 4: I’m Your Biggest Fanatic

I’m YouR

BiGGEST

FanAtic

Storyboard director

Jay Lender

storyboard artist

Williams Reiss

written by

Jay Lender

William Reiss

Mr. Lawrence

animation director

Sean Dempsey

creative director

Derek Drymon

SPONGEBOB:

Wow! I can’t believe it!

We’re actually here at the

Biannual Jellyfish Convention!

PATRICK:

Jellyfish are awesome!

Cool state-of-the-art

jellyfish nets!

Touch.

Don’t touch.

Wow! The harpoon from

Jellyfish: The Movie!

Touch.

Don’t touch!

Look! Dr. Manowar!

The guy who got stung

by Big Lenny and lived.

And now it only hurts

when you touch it.

( screams )

Touch.

Do I have to follow

you all day?

( SpongeBob screams )

Patrick, look!

Can it be?!

Ice cream?

No, it’s

The Jellyspotters

Bikini Bottom’s premiere

jellyfish enthusiasts club!

Ah! And their leader…

the coolest jellyfish

enthusiast ever…

Kevin the Sea Cucumber!

What’s so great

about a nerdy pickle?

If I could just

touch the hem of

his pocket protector,

then maybe some

of his greatness

would rub off on me.

SpongeBob, as a friend,

I must say that’s really geeky.

( gasps )

Oh, my gosh!

Jeffrey Jellyfish!

Wait, Jeffrey!

I have to touch you!

Hey!

Bamboo?

I only use composite materials

in my net handle.

ALL:

Composite materials…

Next question.

ALL:

Next question…

Uh… hi, Kevin.

Hi. What is your question?

Hi, Kevin.

Whatever.

Next question, please?

Hi, Kevin.

Hello, loser.

All right, you,

way in the back.

Hi, Kevin…

Does anyone here

have an actual…

( SpongeBob breathing loudly )

Hi, Kevin.

I’m your biggest fan.

You’re too kind.

Security!

No, wait!

I would do anything for you!

Why don’t you go

jump off a building?

Huh?

( screaming… )

( crash )

Anything…

Punch yourself in the face.

Doesn’t that hurt you?

Do you want it

to hurt me, Kevin?

( laughs )

( others laugh )

That is the best!

( all laughing )

This guy’s great!

We have got to bring this guy

jellyfishing with us.

No, Kevin, no.

He’s a geek.

( whispers ):

Look, I won’t let the guy

join the club.

I just want to see how many

times he can get stung

before he goes running home

like a baby.

Meep-meep.

Kevin’s a genius.

ALL:

Meep-meep…

genius… Kevin…

Hey, kid.

How would you like to try out

for The Jellyspotters?

( steady tone )

Clear.

( zap )

I’d love it!

( SpongeBob imitating

car revving )

Ah… nothing like driving

through jellyfish fields

with the top down,

eh, Jellyspotters?

OTHERS:

Meep… top down… top down…

Meep… top down… meep…

( sighs )

Well, here we are.

Jellyfish Fields.

Oh… ow!

I hope you didn’t

forget our nets.

I didn’t forget them, Kevin!

They’re in the trunk!

I can’t believe I’m out here

with The Jellyspotters?

All my life I wanted

to be a Jellyspotter

and now I’m out here

with you guys

with the nets and the jars

and the jellyfish.

I’m with Kevin

and Kevin’s with me

and we’re all each other

and we’re jellyfishing

together and it’s fun…

Hold it!

Before you become

a Jellyspotter,

you have to pass

a rigorous test.

Meep… rigorous test…

( laughing )

Quiet! Shh!

Your first test?

Catch a jellyfish.

( jellyfish buzzing )

Hey, I caught one!

Am I a

Jellyspotter now?

Meep…

he caught one…

in the club… meep.

Uh, that doesn’t count.

( zapping )

Ouch!

♪ Wha-wha-wha... ♪

I meant two jellyfish.

Two jellyfish… meep…

in the net… meep…

Ooh… that’s not

what I meant!

I meant 20 jellyfish!

Oh. Let’s see…

One, two, three…

Oh…

( grunts )

( zapping )

Oh… oh… ow!

♪ Wha-wha-wha... ♪

Jellyspotters allow jellyfish

to eat jelly off their face.

Who wants to lick my cheeks?

I see I have some takers.

Hows does it feel?

( laughs )

It tickles me nose!

Not for long…

( all laughing )

Ah… ah…

ah-choo!

( zapping )

( sizzling )

♪ Wha-wha-wha... ♪

Will you cut that out?!

Am I in

The Jellyspotters now?

No! I have many more

tests for you to take.

Am I in The Jellyspotters now?

( zapping )

No!

Am I in

The Jellyspotters now?

( zapping )

No!

Now? ( zapping )

No!

Now? ( zapping )

No!

Now? ( zapping )

No!

Now? ( zapping )

Now? ( zapping )

Now?

( zapping )

Okay, SquarePants.

It is your turn to get zapped!

I mean… are you ready

for your final test?

I’m ready!

You’d better be,

because we are going to capture

a queen jellyfish!

A queen!

Can I help?

Oh, don’t worry.

We can’t do it without you!

This is fantastic!

I’ve never been bait before.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen

a queen jellyfish either.

Well, then you’ve

probably never used

a queen jellyfish call.

Why don’t you try it out?

( honking ):

Loser… loser…

Hey, I’ve heard

this call before.

I’ll bet you have.

Hey, where you going?

Oh, don’t worry.

We’ll be right

behind this bush.

( zapping )

Ouch… ow!

Who’s got my sting ointment?

This is great!

When I pass this test,

I’ll be an official

jellyfish spotter.

Loser…

Loser… loser.

Loser…

Loser…

( weakly ):

Loser… loser…

Loser…

Hey, Kevin…

I don’t think it’s working.

Nothing…

Hey… hey, Kevin, she’s here!

Look! Look, she’s here!

She’s here, Kevin,

she’s…

( wind blowing )

( gasps )

( screams )

( zapping )

( panting… )

( panting and zapping… )

( panting )

Aah!

Please don’t be angry,

your highness.

I would have let you go!

( crying )

( all laughing )

( gasps )

Kevin!

That’s right!

You should have seen

the look on your face

when we zapped you!

But… what about final my test?

( all laughing )

Did you think we’d actually

let you join The Jellyspotters?

But, Kevin…

I was your biggest fan.

So were they.

Hey, look, everybody!

Kevin’s back!

ALL:

Kevin! We love you, Kevin!

Kevin,

please!

You looked so dumb

with your dorky

jellyfish call.

Loser!

Loser, loser, loser!

Loser!

I am not a loser!

Lo… ser…

Loser! Loser!

Loser… loser…!

( all laughing )

Huh?

( “Rule, Britannia” plays )

Nideria rex.

King Jellyfish…

( growls romantically )

Kissyface!

( growls )

( panting )

( yelling )

( kissing )

( panting )

Huh?

( chattering )

Kevin…

( zapping )

( yelling )

( whistle blows )

( grunting )

( gasps )

I think he’s gone.

One of you

go out and check.

Meep-meep. Meep-meep!

( zap )

Meep-meep, meep-meep,

meep-meep!

ALL:

Meep… save us… meep…

Kevin… meep… save us…

( crying ):

Don’t look at me.

I was just in this

for the fashion!

( crying ):

It’s hopeless!

We’re trapped!

We’re trapped…

Help me, Mommy, help me!

I want my blanky.

I want my blanky!

Now what do we do?

ALL:

Mommy… help, Mommy… Mommy…

( growling angrily

and buzzing )

What the…?

Huh?!

Mm-mm-mm…

Yummy.

( meeping and cheering )

I can’t believe it.

How did you know?

( laughs )

Everybody loves pie!

♪ Wha-wha-wha... ♪

Well, SquarePants,

that was impressive

but you’re still not

in the club

because you didn’t catch

a queen jellyfish.

Wait! What are

you doing?

( rip )

Aah!

Wow… I didn’t know

this was a hat.

It wasn’t…

SPONGEBOB:

Hi, Patrick.

PATRICK:

Hi, SpongeBob.

Did you get

into that club?

Yeah, but I

turned them down.

It’s not about Kevin.

It’s about jellyfish.

SpongeBob, I’m glad

you learned your lesson.

Hero worship is unhealthy.

Come on, Jeffrey.

## Chapter 9: MORE Shanghaied Part 1

ANNOUNCER:

And now it’s time

for Patchy’s Pick

hosted by SpongeBob’s number

one fan, Patchy the Pirate.

Ahoy, fellow fanatics.

Welcome to Patchy’s Pick.

Why don’t you come on back

to the galley.

I’m cooking up a real treat

for you today.

We’re going to see me favorite

show Shanghaied. Ta-dah!

Boring!

Well, if it isn’t my

less-than-amusing sidekick,

Potty the parrot.

Potty, say hello

to the nice people.

( squawks )

I’m being held here

against my will. Help!

Arrrgh!

Potty, come back!

Potty?

Potty!

Where’d you go?

Potty?

You in there, buddy?

Potty?

Potty!

( squawks )

Ha, ha, ha, ha

ha, ha, ha!

Get me out of here,

you dirty bird!

( screaming )

( groaning )

Well, roll the cartoon.

## Chapter 12: MORE Welcome to the Chum Bucket

WELCOME

TO THE

CHUM BUCKET

storyboard directors

Walt Dohrn

Paul Tibbitt

storyboard artists

Carson kugler

Erik Weise

William Reiss

written by

Walt Dohrn

Paul Tibbitt

Mr. Lawrence

animation director

Andrew Overtoom

creative director

Derek Drymon

KRABS:

Come on, SpongeBob,

it’s quitting time.

I’ve got a card

game tonight.

Who are you playing

cards with, Mr. Krabs?

I’m going over to the Chum

Bucket to play with Plankton.

( gasps )

Plankton!

But, Mr. Krabs,

he’s your archenemy.

He’s been trying to steal the

Krabby Patty formula for years.

Ouch.

Why would you

play cards with him?

Between you and me,

Plankton is the

worst card player

in Bikini Bottom!

Why, I’ve been taking him

to the cleaners

every Thursday night

for 15 years!

I never lose!

( laughs )

( both laughing )

( crying )

( SpongeBob laughing )

Taking him

to the cleaners–

that’s a hot one!

How’d the card game go

last night, Mr. Krabs?

I lost.

Barnacles, Mr. Krabs.

How much money did you lose?

I didn’t lose any money.

I lost…

Don’t tell me you lost

the Krusty Krab!

I lost…

Mr. Krabs,

please tell me

you didn’t lose

the Krabby Patty

secret formula!

I… lost…

you!

What?

I bet your contract and I lost.

( laughs )

Good one, Mr. Krabs.

Well, I got to make

those Krabby Patties.

( grunting )

D’oh!

I’m afraid you

don’t work here

anymore.

Please tell me

this isn’t a joke.

Go on, Mr. Krabs.

Tell him.

Tell him all about

your cruel, sick joke.

As much as I love

cruel, sick jokes,

I’m afraid he’s not joking.

You work for me now, SpongeBob.

Time to put on the official

Chum Bucket bucket helmet.

( screams )

But, Mr. Krabs,

I don’t want

to work for him!

I want to work

for you

here at

the Krusty Krab!

( sobbing )

I’m sorry, boy!

( both sobbing )

It’s all

my fault!

( sobbing )

What kind of cold,

heartless person

would break apart

such a loving relationship?

I would!

( sobbing )

( screams )

SpongeBob!

Mr. Krabs!

This is your

greatest blunder, Krabs.

For 15 years, I’ve been

throwing those card games

just waiting for you

to slip up.

I may not have

the precious Krabby

Patty formula,

but I’ve got the next best

thing: the guy who makes them!

I’m going

to run you

out of business,

Krabs.

Mr. Krabs!

SpongeBob!

( sobbing )

( sniffling )

Can I have my arms back?

Ay!

What is this place?

( machines start up )

( yelps )

( buzzer )

( screams )

Okay, I’m ready

for my Krabby Patty!

Actually, uh,

Mr. Plankton, sir

I haven’t, uh…

Perhaps you don’t

understand.

You work for me now

and as your

new boss,

I command you to

make me a patty

this instant,

or I’ll be forced

to remove your brain

and implant it

in my robot chef!

So, get cooking.

The sign

says “kitchen,”

but my heart says “jail.”

( slow tune begins playing )

♪ A stove is a stove

no matter where you go ♪

♪ A patty is a patty,

that’s what I say ♪

♪ A grill is a grill ♪

♪ This is surely so ♪

♪ And fries should be fries

either way ♪

♪ But this grill is not a home ♪

♪ This is not the stove I know ♪

♪ I would trade it all away

if you’d come back to stay. ♪

BOTH:

♪ This kitchen’s not the same

without you ♪

♪ It’s just

a greasy spoon ♪

♪ Just a greasy spoon ♪

BOTH:

♪ Without you… ♪

( sobbing )

What is he doing?

All these tears?

And the show tunes?

Why isn’t he making the patties?

Forget it!

I’m going with Plan B.

I’ll put this brain

in the robot chef.

COMPUTER:

You know that

never works.

The answer is obvious.

To get to the SpongeBob,

you must show him compassion

and understanding.

Then he’ll give you

what you want.

Will you be quiet?

I’m thinking!

I’ve got it!

To get to the SpongeBob,

I’ll show him compassion

and understanding.

Then he’ll give me what I want.

Hi.

I’m sorry, Plankton!

I’m trying my best!

I’m not used

to cooking this way.

Please don’t take

my brain out!

Hold it, SpongeBob.

I’m capable

of compassion

and understanding.

Really?

Then I’d like to go back

to the Krusty Krab.

Let’s not get carried away.

Now, what can I do

to make you more comfortable

here at the Chum Bucket?

Well, I usually

cook on a grill.

You got it!

( Plankton grunting )

Well, it wasn’t easy,

but here it is:

one old frying grill.

How about we try it out?

Uh, it’s just that…

I’m used to the grill

facing that way.

Say no more.

I’ll take care

of everything.

( grunting )

How about here?

A little more

to the left.

( grunting )

How’s this,

SpongeBob?

Move it over

a little more.

( grunting )

Here?

Keep going.

Here?

Almost!

That’s it.

Just a little

more…

( grunting )

Perfect!

Right there!

( growls )

I don’t know.

Something still

doesn’t feel right.

PLANKTON:

Just a few more

steps, SpongeBob.

Okay, go ahead,

take it off.

It’s an exact replica

of the Krusty Krab kitchen!

( gasps )

It is an exact replica.

Here’s the sink!

The greasy fryers!

The squeaky floorboards!

And that thing!

One Krabby Patty

coming up, Mr. Krabs!

( sobbing )

Oh, Mr. Krabs…

Don’t cry, SpongeBob.

I’ll show you it’s much better

working for me.

Is there anything

that old skinflint Krabs

wouldn’t let you have?

Well, there is one thing

I’ve always wanted.

( shoes chugging )

Wow!

So, now do you

have everything

you need

to make some

Krabby Patties?

Well…

Are you ready to

make some patties?

Wait till I finish

my ice cream!

How about

those patties?

( laughing ):

Faster, faster!

Faster!

“And then the littlest

sea elf said…”

Huh?

( snoring )

( growls )

Steady, Plankton.

It’s all going

to pay off soon enough.

Hey there,

sleepyhead.

What do you say?

All that preparation

is making me hungry.

Me, too!

You know what would

really hit the spot?

Why don’t you whip us up

a couple of Krabby Patties?

Mmm… I’m kind of

in the mood for tacos.

( chuckles weakly )

Good one, SpongeBob.

But really, go ahead

and make us some patties.

( yawns )

Nah, I don’t really

feel like it.

But I don’t

understand.

You have the grill

and the spatula

and the comfy chair.

I rubbed your putrid feet!

Tell you what, half-pint,

why don’t you ask me later?

( growls )

I command you to make me

a patty this instant!

No! Don’t back-

sass me!

( imitates Plankton ):

Blah, blah, blah.

What?!

( blows raspberry )

That’s it, mister.

You just lost

your brain privileges.

( electricity crackling )

Finished.

SpongeBob, come in here.

( chuckles )

Or should I say

RobotBob

SpongeChefPants?

I put the brain

in the robot, you know.

You shouldn’t have been

a spoiled brat.

You see, I always get

what I want

and I want you to make me

a Krabby Patty!

( beeping )

Response: Why don’t you

ask me later?

What?

What?!

Get welded.

Wait!

I command you,

make me

a Krabby Patty!

I don’t want to.

( screaming )

Well, old girl, this looks

like our final chapter.

Huh?

( sobbing ):

I can’t take

anymore.

( sobbing )

You’ve got to

take that yellow

nightmare back!

It’s not worth it!

I’m better off

stealing a Krabby Patty

fair and square.

Um… well,

a deal’s a deal,

Plankton.

He’s your headache now.

Oh, please

have mercy, Krabs!

I’ll do anything.

I beg of you!

How about you

give me 50 bucks

and I’ll take him

off your hands?

It’s a deal!

I cheated anyway.

Now, begone with you,

you puny pest!

Thank you!

( crash )

Ouch.

My brain and I are glad

to be back, Mr. Krabs.

Good to have

you back, lad!

Now, get

to those patties!

The lunch rush

is a-coming!

( yawns )

I don’t feel like it.

Why don’t you ask

me later, Krabby?

( laughing )

I mean, I’m working

all day for free–

my treat.

That’s what

I thought you said.

## Chapter 14: MORE The Secret Box

THE

SECRET BOX

storyboard directors

Walt Dohrn

Paul Tibbitt

storyboard artists

Carson kugler

William Reiss

Erik Weise

written by

Walt Dohrn

Paul Tibbitt

Merriwether Williams

animation director

Tom Yasumi

creative director

Derek Drymon

Patrick?

Patrick?

Oh, Patrick!

Are you ready to

go jelly fishing?

( creaking )

Oh, boy, am I!

Here’s your net.

Well, come on,

Patrick.

The jellyfish don’t

catch themselves.

First, I have to put away

my secret box.

Secret box?

You never told me

about your…

secret box.

Hey! Hands off,

Pepping Bob.

This here’s my secret box.

Besides, if I showed you

what was inside,

it wouldn’t be

a secret anymore.

Duh!

( creaking )

( laughing )

Oh, SpongeBob!

If only you could see

inside my secret box,

it would change

your life.

It’s okay, Patrick,

I know all about secrets.

You do?

I’ve got

a gazillion secrets.

Like what?

Well, it’s not secret that

the best thing about a secret

is secretly telling someone

your secret,

thereby secretly adding

another secret

to their secret collection

of secrets… secretly.

( electrical buzzing )

You want to hear

one of my secrets?

Do I?!

Uh… let’s see.

Did you know

you’re my best friend?

No… way.

Oh, let’s hear another one!

Okay. Uh… secretly,

I’m a little bit naive.

Wow.

I’ll never look at you

the same way again, SpongeBob.

Gosh!

( clears throat )

Tell me some more secrets!

Okay…

I love my job

at The Krusty Krab.

I sleep with my shoes on.

I like jelly

on both sides of my toast.

I’ve got

an overdue library book.

I think jelly fishing

and bubble blowing are the…

…overbite.

I’ve never been late for work.

I’ve said the word “fancy”

in conversation.

I like to dance

to loading zone announcements.

I still don’t have

my driver’s license.

I’m a little

on the short side

and I’m wearing three pairs

of underwear right now.

Gasp.

I never would have guessed.

Now, will you show me

what’s inside your secret box?

No, SpongeBob!

It’s for me to know,

and for you to never find out!

You may be an open

book, SpongeBob,

but I’m a bit more

complicated than that.

The inner machinations

of my mind are an enigma.

Oh, yeah?! Well, I got

plenty of secret stuff, too!

Uh…

I’ve got my secret socks on.

( panting )

And my secret Gary’s bowl.

( grunting )

My secret TV

and my secret TV channel.

( test tone )

What do you think of that,

Patrick?

Patrick?

( chuckling )

( guffawing )

( gasping for air )

Whew!

( laughing harder )

( laughing hysterically )

( gasping )

Oh, whew!

Maybe if you saw

what was inside,

you’d know why it

has to be secret.

Inside this very box is

the most secrety secret

In all of Secretdom,

and I am its sole witness!

It’s a heavy burden,

SpongeBob,

but nobody must know

the mystery of the box.

Nobody!

( knees knocking )

Not even…

Squidward’s house.

It’s a full-time job.

I’m constantly on the alert.

You never know

when someone’s gonna…

( gasps )

( jabbering )

( grunts )

SpongeBob, what do you

think you’re doing?!

That’s my secret box!

Now hand it over!

But, Patrick,

I must know the secret.

For the last time,

SpongeBob, no!

Come on, just a peek.

( grunting ):

Never!

( grunting )

( grunting )

( grunting )

( grunting )

( grunting )

( grunting )

( pop )

( gasps )

So, it’s come to this.

And to think we joined

the Best Friends Forever Club!

( tinkling )

( grunts )

Listen up, SpongeBob

“Secret Stealer” Pants!

If you ever come near

my secret box again,

we won’t be friends anymore!

But… we’re supposed to be…

friends forever.

( giggling )

( laughing )

( laughter continues )

( still laughing )

( muffled laughter )

( sniffles )

I feel so filthy.

I have soiled

our friendship garden.

( sobbing ):

I just couldn’t help myself.

I know it’s your secret.

I promise to respect that.

Oh, please forgive me,

Patrick, please!

Well…

( squishy noises )

I guess it’s not

all your fault.

After all, this is

a pretty great secret.

I mean, how could you resist

the greatest secret ever?!

The most amazing…

mysterious…

powerful secret in

all of Bikini Bottom?

So, what do you say, buddy?

Friends?

Friends.

SPONGEBOB:

What could be in that box

that Patrick

doesn’t want me to see?

Maybe it’s the world’s

only albino jellyfish

or maybe Patrick’s

a master jewel thief

and it’s full of diamonds.

or maybe Patrick’s

a deranged maniac

who keeps his victims’

severed heads in a box.

Or even worse,

maybe it’s

an embarrassing snapshot of me

from a Christmas party.

( shrieking )

I got to find out

what’s in that secret box.

I’m not going to

rest till I do!

That’s it.

How do you look

into a secret box?

Secretly, of course.

I’ll just take the box

while Patrick’s sleeping

look inside,

and before Patrick

even has time to notice,

I’ll slide it back.

Patrick won’t know

and I’ll have

my own little secret.

Good idea, eh, Gary?

Mmm… No.

SPONGEBOB:

Oh, what do you know?

You’re a snail.

( snoring )

( snorting )

Snizzlefrazzy!

( snoring )

( cracking )

Who’s it?!

( snoring )

Se-e-ecret.

I got to be more quiet.

I don’t want to wake Patrick up.

( squeaking )

( thunk )

( gasps )

( yawning )

( groaning )

( snoring )

( metallic squeak )

( creaking )

( snorts )

( yawns and groans )

( snoring )

( creaking )

( loud thud )

Duh! Who’s there?!

( snoring ):

Who’s… Who’s…

Oh…

Shh!

( metallic groan )

( glass shattering )

Hey!

( jabbering )

Oh…

( snoring )

( loud splash )

Mmm… water.

( snoring )

( creaking )

( loud thud )

( snoring )

( creaking and clonking )

( creaking )

( groaning softly )

( snoring )

( buzzing )

( crash )

( snoring )

Good old secret box.

Let’s see what’s inside.

( laughing )

Nighty-night, boxie.

( loud, continued racket )

( glass shattering )

( racket continuing )

( whizzing )

( snoring )

Gee, Patrick sure is

a heavy sleeper.

Huh? Who said that?

Who’s there?!

Uh…

It’s the clam burglar!

And he’s stealing my secret box!

Hand over the goods,

secret-box bandit

and prepare for

the most unpleasant

pillow fight of your life!

( gun cocking )

Wait, wait, wait, Patrick. Stop!

It’s me, SpongeBob!

Nice try, burglar.

But SpongeBob’s my best friend

and he’d never steal from me.

No, really, Patrick.

Look.

( gasps )

♪ It’s

the Best Friends Forever ♪

♪ Best Friends Forever Ring! ♪

Our friendship ring.

It is you!

( sobbing ):

How could you do this?

If it makes you

feel any better,

I haven’t looked inside.

That’s it, SpongeBob.

You have crossed the line.

As of right now, this

friendship is over!

Really?

Nah, you can look inside

if you really want to.

Okay!

Oh, this is one of the most

exciting moments of my life.

Well, here it goes.

Huh?

Well? Didn’t I tell you?

Isn’t it great?

It’s just a string.

A secret thing!

Boy, when you’re right,

you’re right.

That’s some secret box

you got there.

Yeah. Thanks

for showing me that.

Well, good night, Patrick.

See you tomorrow.

Good night, SpongeBob.

I should have known

it was just

a piece of string all along.

( cackles )

Wait till I tell Gary.

( laughing )

Good thing he didn’t pull

the secret thing,

opening the secret compartment

of my secret box,

revealing one embarrassing

snapshot of SpongeBob

at that Christmas party.

( Patrick laughing )

Merry Christmas, SpongeBob!

( laughter )