Mario

*"Marios not the smartest guy in the room. But Mario knows enough to say that you need to shuttup a let Melony go."*
―Mario to Niles[src]
**Mario Mario** is the idiotic best friend of SMG4, the abusive older twin brother of Luigi, the avatar of SMG4, SMG3 and the universe, and the former designated hero of the Mushroom Kingdom. Prior to SMG4's arrival, Mario had been heroic and selfless, fighting against Bowser and rescuing Princess Peach countless times. However, when SMG4's Guardian Pod crash-landed in the kingdom, Mario was among the many citizens corrupted by the USB, becoming an immensely retarded, narcissistic and troublemaking person who ultimately became the star of SMG4's memes and videos.

When Waluigi declared war on the world, Mario and Luigi fought through the T-Pose Outbreak, only for Luigi to be turned into a T-Pose Zombie briefly until the kingdom was rescued by Peach. After serving at the Koopa Cafe, Mario befriended Tari to get help on beating SMG4 in *Super Smash each other in the ass Bros.*. The Mario Bros. were then kidnapped by Waluigi, which made Mario feel despair over his brother's supposed death, and reject Waluigi, ultimately fulfilling his rise to power. After being freed by Wario and reuniting with Luigi, Mario and his friends went to Glitchcon, which was where Waluigi began his attack, starting the Waluigi Apocalypse. Mario and SMG4 attempted to overthrow Waluigi, only to be forced into War of the Fat Italians challenges. The kingdom was finally saved by Tari, and after a rap battle, SMG3 helped the Wario Bros. reconcile. Mario and his friends were placed in a series of manipulations by Bob Bobowski, in order to improve his rapping career at the cost of his friendships. The SMG4 Crew made a diss track against Bob, ruining his career. Eventually, Bob reconciled with his friends and their adventures continued.

The Anime Crisis begun when Mario, Tari, Boopkins and Bob were having an anime challenge. With anime banned in the Mushroom Kingdom, they joined the Anime Cartel in smuggling anime. When Mario was in dept with Francis, he made a lemonade stand and started a war between the cartel and Moo Moo Milk. During his training for Splatfest with Meggy, Mario had to consult her, and the SplatSquad was Attack on the SplatSquad attacked by Desti. With the help of their other friends and they newly-recruited Axol, when retrieved their weapons from the Octoposse. The SMG4 Crew, Anime Cartel and Axol managed to convince Peach to lift the ban. In the immediate aftermath, Meggy was abducted right before Splatfest, and the crew teamed up with Desti to find Meggy. The crew was then divided, as Desti and the SplatSquad assumed Axol kidnapped Meggy, which expanded into the Abduction of Inklings and Octolings. Later, they regrouped and headed for Anime Island, where Meggy and her fellow hostages were, and were locked in battle against the Anime Cartel. In the process, they tragically lost Desti and Meggy was transformed into a human. In 2020, the SplatSquad honoured Desti by winning Splatfest.

Mario encountered SMG3, who offered him to become a star of Snitch Productions, only for the studio to be destroyed by SMG4, starting SMG3's revenge against him. After finding the YouTube Remote, Mario meddled with the world around him but was stopped by Susan Wojcicki. He joined the Anti-Cast and participated in SMG3's play, leading to a fight between the SMG4 Crew and the Anti-Cast that was ended by Mario. Greg's death because of Susan motivated Mario to help SMG3 steal the YouTube Remote. After doing so, SMG3 declared to destroy SMG4 and banished Mario to the Internet Graveyard, where he eventually escaped from alongside Luigi and Axol. The SMG4 Crew arrived at the Snitch Productions Castle when the Anti-Cast were beginning to attempt to wipe away the crew members' exitences. Mario was left alone as SMG3 took over SMG4's channel, but Mario managed to steal SMG3's phone so that he could have the debut videos of his friends to be reuploaded. Having a War of the Fat Italians against the Anti-Cast, SMG3's allies were motivated to join the SMG4 Crew and SMG3 was banished to the Internet Graveyard.

A month and a couple of days before the Ten Year Anniversary of *SMG4*, Mario was attacked by a corrupted Morshu, making he and SMG4 to make an uneasy alliance with SMG3, who ruled over the Internet Graveyard, to send Morshu back. After a series of wild events that led to the anniversary party, the SMG4 Crew were attacked by corrupted memes. Mario and his friends who resemble him were abducted to be victims of SMG0, a malicious virus seeking out to kill Mario, since he's the Avatar of his universe. When Zero was contained by SMG1 and SMG2, a pair that immediately disappeared, Mario and SMG4 sought out for answers behind the mystery of the SMGs. After learning from SMG1's Guardian Pod about the history SMG1 and SMG2's universe and the role of Avatars; if an Avatar dies, then their universe would collapse. Zero returned to the universe and enacted his plan by possessing Axol and sending Mario, SMG4 and SMG3 into SMG3's Guardian Pod, where they escaped with SMG1 and SMG2. Mario had been a key to Zero's plans for creating a new universe for himself. Upon being freed from being brainwashed by Zero, Mario had memes channelled into him in order for Mario to fight Zero, who was finally killed by Melony at the cost of Axol's life.

## Biography

### Adventures in 2011

#### Lied about Cake

*"wahoo! free cake for nothing!"*
―Mario[src]
Receiving the letter from Princess Peach about a cake she baked for him, Mario entered Princess Peach's Castle's grounds through the starter Warp Pipe, enthusiastic about the cake, since it was "free cake for nothing". Lakitu attempted to intervene in Mario's journey to the cake, telling him that he's getting fat. Mario attempted to argue against him by saying that it was also what Lakitu's mom said, and Lakitu then left. Mario entered the castle, eager to find cake.

Once in the castle, Mario asked Toad if he saw Peach, and he answered that he hadn't. Mario exclaimed that Peach's letter said that she had cake, and Toad confesseed to him that she lied, enraging Mario. Toad continued that Peach thought he was getting too fat for the castle Warp Pipe, and tested whether or not he'd fit. Mario insisted that the letter said so, and Toad finalized his statement that the cake was a lie. Mario accused Toad of lying, and Toad had enough of Mario, shouting to him that the cake was a lie. Dejected, Mario ran out of the castle screaming over him being tricked.

Mario punched the entrance wall to the castle angrily, attempting a threat to take revenge against Peach for lying to him. The threat was weak, and Lakitu commented on it, Mario then told him to shut up. Walking east of the castle, Mario saw someone in the distance and approached them. On the wooden bridge, Mario found out that the figure was Peach, who tried to casually greet him upon his arrival, only for Mario to throw her into the walls of the castle, making her explode, upon seeing her as revenge for lying to him about the cake, screaming for a long period. The pressure of his rage then caused Mario to explode and convert into a coin. This entire scenario was being recorded by Lakitu for SMG4's first video.

#### Account Loss

In Princess Peach's Castle, Mario encountered two hobos that entered the castle and Toad told Mario about puberty. Mario was interested to know more, but Toad believed he had told him too much and asked if he'd ever heard of it. Mario admitted he didn't and suggested that he didn't have it. After hearing the doorbell, Mario was hoping for food and asked the visitor to come in. The visitor was SMG4, whom Mario didn't recognize at first, assuming he was the third hobo to enter the castle and insulted him. SMG4 asked him if he knew who he was, and Mario assumed he was his mother at first until SMG4 clarified by using his YouTube name SuperMarioGlitchy4.

Mario finally recognized him and asked what he was doing in the castle, and SMG4 explained that his lawyer told him to check on his cast for the day, much to Mario dismay since that was something Luigi would do. He decided to urine in the lake outside, questioning why Princess Peach didn't have a toilet, and remarked that he'd be sorry for the guy who swam in there. Mario then heard a voice under the castle bridge, jumping onto the drained moat and encountering a person who calls himself a Shady Character.

He asked the Shady Character was a thug who wanted to rob him and claimed his boss paid him in rocks. The Shady Character assured him otherwise and requested SMG4's password to his YouTube channel and pasta in return. When he asked if they had a deal, Mario immediately left to inside the castle, excited about free pasta. Mario asked Toad where could SMG4's password be, and Toad suggested it was at SMG4's First House.

Together with Goombario, Mario arrived at SMG4's house, noticing Luigi guarding the entrance and swung his hammer at him, killing his brother who was resurected some time later. Entering the house, Mario and Goombario explored around. He considered it to be underground, so he ground pounded onto a hidden panel that flipped over a revealed a secret basement, where Mario found the password.

Mario met with the Shady Character outside the castle and demanded for the promised pasta. The Shady Character asked him to turn around for five seconds, which Mario refused to do outloud, but when he turned around for a split second, the Shady Character was gone. Mario approached SMG4 inside, who was concentrating on a wall, and admitted that he gave his account password to someone, much to SMG4's rage. As SMG4 started repeatedly punching a wall, Mario tip-toed out of the castle. He went to the entrance of the castle garden and fell asleep there, thinking everything didn't seem so bad with SMG4's account gone.

A few winks later, Mario woke up to see that most of the textures of the world were messed up, he was naked, and his left hand was missing again. Mario ran around in a circle for a bit, and his torso bended backwards at a 90-degree angle like he was limbo-dancing. He referred to the world's state as a hippie world. Mario heard the voice of the Shady Character mocking him and started being controlled by him. The Shady Character made him travel to a glitchy Bob-omb Battlefield and run into a rolling cannonball, killing him.

As Mario was resurrected, the Shady Character continued to torture him. Later, Mario's left hand was restored and his head was submerged in the pond outside the castle, still being controlled. The Shady Character decided to briefly free Mario from his control since he had something to do. After realizing that the water tasted like pasta, Mario focused on getting SMG4's help on retieving the account. He found his boss still raging and punching the wall. After approaching him, SMG4 decided to get into his account and change the password.

They used Lakitu's computer in the room leading to the Princess' Secret Slide. When SMG4 told Mario he got the coputer running, Mario was kissing a picture of Princess Peach, not listening to him. SMG4 tried to log in, but he couldn't access his account, realizing the Shady Character. SMG4 decided to send a letter to YouTube for help.

Mario claimed to be a fast typer and took a turn at typing the letter, but it was full of bad vocabulary, spelling and full of immature words. SMG4 decided to type the letter in a formal way, but Mario still believed he would've done better. Mario went to sleep immediately after SMG4 sent it, and so did SMG4. After waking up, they read YouTube's response saying it was SMG4's resposibility, making their plan a failure. SMG4 decided to go to the source of the problem, which was the Shady Character himself.

Outside, the Shady Character attempted to close SMG4's account as Mario and SMG4 ran towards him at different directions. The Shady Character taunted them and jumped onto the roof, causing Mario and SMG4 to collide on each other, not before Mario planted a bomb on his laptop. When SMG4 gave up, Mario reassured him that he planted something and a few moments later, the Shady Character's laptop exploded, supposedly killing him.

SMG4 realized the Shady Character is the only one who knew his account's new password, but Mario found a note that came out of the Shady Character's pocket when he jumped. Before he could say it outloud, SMG4 took it from him. Mario, Peach, and two Toads waved goodbye to SMG4, who went out to make more videos and assured them that he'll be back. He also told SMG4 to thank the viewers for watching.

## Personality

*"Do you love God?"
"Ho ho ho."
"Do you love God?!"
"No."*
―Bob Bobowski and Mario[src]
*To be added*

## Equipment

### Uniforms

* **Plumber Uniform**: Mario usually wears a red shirt and blue overalls with yellow buttons. He wears a red cap that has the "M" symbol for his name and wears white gloves and brown shoes.

## Facilities

* **Princess Peach's Castle**: *To be added*

## Relationships

* Luigi - Brother, Kidnapper and Victim

Allies* Nintendo - Owners and Temporary Enemies
	+ Shigeru Miyamoto - Creator, Boss and Victim
	+ Master Hand - Boss
* SMG4 Crew - Teammates and Friends
	+ SMG4 - Best Friend and Victim
	+ Fishy Boopkins - Temporary Enemy
	+ Bob Bobowski - Temporary Enemy
	+ Meggy Spletzer - Best Friend, Former Lawyer and Savior
	+ Shroomy - Temporary Enemy
	+ Saiko Bichitaru - Former Enemy
	+ Tari
	+ Axol †
	+ Melony - Temporary Enemy
* Princess Peach - Love Interest, Situational Enemy and Victim
* Toad - Situational Ally
* Lakitu
* Bowser - Former Enemy and Friend
* Steve - Temporary Enemy
* Slenderman - Best Friend
* X
* FM
* Papyrus - Former Captor
* Sans - Former Attempted Killer, Friend and Co-Worker
* Temmies
* Napstablook
* Monster Kid
* Alphys
* Mettaton † - Former Enemy, Date and Savior
* Alphys
* Noelle Holiday
* Susie - Situational Ally
* Ralsei - Former Enemy
* Lancer - Former Enemy
* Desti † - Former Enemy
* SMG1 - Savior
* SMG2 - Savior
* SMG3 - Former Enemy
* Peter Parker/Spider-Man † - Accidental Victim
* SMG0 †
* Funky Kong - Former Enemy
* Mecha-Bowser
* King Boo
* Petey Piranha
* Bowser Jr. - Impersonator
* Rayman
* Koopalings
	+ Larry Koopa
	+ Morton Koopa Jr.
	+ Wendy O. Koopa
	+ Iggy Koopa
	+ Roy Koopa
	+ Lemmy Koopa
	+ Ludwig von Koopa
* Fracktail
* Paper Bowser
* Cortez
* Wario - Rival
* Shady Character - Former Coerced Ally and Killer
* Waluigi - Kidnapper
* Asriel Dreemurr/Flowey
* Toriel - Former Ally and Former Caretaker
* River Person - Victim
* Undyne - Attempted Killer
* Asgore Dreemurr
* Undyne
* K. Round †
* King
* Jevil † - Victim
* Anime Cartel - Former Allies and Attempted Killers
	+ Francis † - Former Boss, Former Ally and Attempted Killer
* Niles/Eldritch SMG0 † - Kidnapper, Attempted Killer and Former Enthraller
* Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus † - Victim
* Norman Osborn/Green Goblin
* Wilson Fisk/Kingpin
* William Baker/Sandman † - Victim
* Aleksei Sytsevich/Rhino
* Eddie Brock/Venom †
* Max Dillon/Electro
* Adrian Toomes/Vulture
* Box Club - Former Teammates
	+ Box Club Leader - Former Leader
	+ BLU Heavy

## Appearances

* *SMG4*
	+ *2011*
		- *The cake is a lie!*
		- *account loss*

## References

The Glitch Productions Franchise Wiki has a collection of images and media related to **Mario**.

The Glitch Productions Franchise Wiki has a collection of quotes related to **Mario**.

1. ↑ *SMG4: 2018.19: The Super Dudes*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 *SMG4: 2021.46: If Mario Was Spiderman*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 *SMG4: 2011.01: The cake is a lie!*
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 *SMG4: 2011.24: account loss*
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 *SMG4: 2017.28: If Mario Was In... Splatoon*

## External Links

* Mario on SuperMarioGlitchy4 Wiki
* Mario on Wikipedia