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CPU Kerfuffle 25

CPU Kerfuffle 25 is the fifth kerfuffle in the third season of CPU Kerfuffle. It's theme is "Mondays."

The Universal Constants are three per universe, and two of this universe's are missing. Crimson is apparently "going back on his deal" with Cobalt, and should also have a blue mark like Larry because of his deal. Larry learned about Cobalt and his deals through Iggy Koopa.

## Ruleset

All stages are Omega or Battlefield form.

## Exhibition Fighters

Yung Papaya vs GenFour

They're here because they're working together on a trap remix of Jubilife City and they're here to promote it (they also have a promotional ARG).

The stage is Pokemon Stadium 2.

Yung Papaya wins, three-stocking GenFour. This is the first time it's ever happened in an exhibition match. GenFour becomes GenFive and reveals that they've been a Zoroark the whole time.

## Fighters

Team Chonk: Garfield is representing his hatred of Mondays.

Team Calibur: Monday Mark is representing his own name, since he was born named Monday.

Team Cones: Zapmouse is representing Mad Rat Monday.

Team Cross: Watch Monkey is representing Monkey Watch Monday, a weekly holiday to celebrate the Rhythm Heaven game Monkey Watch, which is a staple on Ryan's channel.

Team Clutch: Discord Jack is representing the village's connection to Monday as Kerfuffle day.

Team Craken: Cha Cha Slide is representing Man Titty Monday, a weekly holiday celebrating tiddy. It is often celebrated with a heart locket gif featuring Cha Cha Slide, Discord Jack, Captain Valentine, Dan, and Bing.

Team Cash Money: Rubberband Rebecca is representing Monday's linguistic connection to the moon (lunes, in Spanish), though it's because she wants to punch the moon.

Team Charm: Professor Baybe just happened to be submitted on a Monday.
Alabaster Uppercut

​

* Alabaster Uppercut
* K-Mart Stance

CPU Kerfuffle G3 (*Non-fighter*)

CPU Kerfuffle 21 (*Non-fighter*)
CPU Kerfuffle 27 (*3rd Place*)
CPU Kerfuffle 28 (*7th Place*)

> "Take a look around Google, take a look around the great world we live in. Maybe then you'll see why I keep coming back."
>
> Alabaster Uppercut, to Google

**Alabaster Uppercut** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Ken. He is named after his signature move, the Alabaster Uppercut.

## Story

Alabaster Uppercut came to the Kerfuffle to throw hands as members of the Kerfuffles were talking shit on the Alabaster Clan's way. He wasn't able to make it very far, but came back after a spot opened in CPU Kerfuffle 8. There, he learned a technique from Blonde Sora where he could harness the chaotic bloodlust of K-Mart's PVP enabled zones to boost his power. It is unknown if this power is Crimson related, but Alabaster Uppercut has said that he wants to destroy the Crimson.

Alabaster Uppercut has proven to be a crowd favorite, even if he is probably the most notable CPU Kerfuffle jobber. He has recently taken on a mentor status for Google, teaching him that having fun is more important than winning. Alabaster has a much funnier signature move, the Funny Punch which he used to defeat ICEE. He also seems to have manifested a new technique during the tournament, the Alabaster Uppercut: Pinball Forme, a usage of the Uppercut to take advantage of odd geometry. His pupil even uses his own version of the ancient technique, known as Alabaster Uppercut: Sword Forme, which utilizes a rising sword swing instead of a leaping punch.

## Relationships

**Google:** Alabaster Uppercut and Google are in a queerplatonic relationship. They battle together in CPU Kerfuffle 17, the Valentines tournament.

**Juniper:** Alabaster has a younger sister named Juniper Uppercut, introduced to canon in CPUK Gaiden 3. She also briefly appeared in a not yet canon side story, where she befriends a disguised Chartreuse.

## Notes

* Alabaster won a sudden, unofficial match against Mozilla the Homophobe with Bing and Google.
* Alabaster has punched a rock. (Mentioned in CPU Kerfuffle 27 intros)

1. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/821697006929444864
2. ↑ https://discordapp.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/821697006929444864
Rubberband Rebecca

> "Good question. Next question."
>
> Rebecca, on the subject of whether or not she has bones

*Rubberband Rebecca* is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Min Min. She wants to grab the moon to achieve a world record.

## Story

Rubberband Rebecca wants to stretch her arms as long as possible so she can grab the moon. She joined CPU Kerfuffle in hopes of getting money and resources, since grabbing the moon from such a long distance would tire her out, and it might be nice to have someone to feed her during her world record attempt. Not only that, she needs witnesses. Rebecca regularly streams her moon-grabbing attempts on Twitch.

Rubberband Rebecca is a fan of Cha Cha Slide. When meeting him in Kerfuffle 25, she flirted with him, and eventually slipped him her number before departing.

## Notes

* Rebecca has a rival in moon-grabbing in the form of Gru from Despicable Me. Gru attended CPU Kerfuffle 25 in an attempt to spy on her, leading to a beatdown by Rebecca.
* Rebecca may not know whether she has bones or not. She dodged the question when asked by Professor Baybe by starting the second match.
* Rebecca's Twitch channel is RubberbandRebecca (the same as her name).
Joe Drift

The Man, The Myth, The Joe Drift

Joe Drift is a CPU Kerfuffle character that first appeared in CPU Kerfuffle G5. He is extremely good at drifting on the side of his motorcycle, and can do so for meters.

He is the Father of Square Dance. Pinball Wizard, as Divorce Wizard, presided over his divorce from Mrs. Dance, Square Dance's mother. His "heart closed so it could reopen to his love of drifting." Joe Drift and Pinball Wizard may be going on a date to Denny's following the tournament.

## Trivia

***All of the following is merely fan speculation.***

* Joe Drift is so powerful, he submitted himself.
* Joe Drift invented drifting by drifting a horse, therefore its named after him.
* Joe Drift plays Harmonica. Said Harmonica plays a riff whenever he speaks.
* Joe Drift has a cool cowboy hat.
* Joe Drift drifted a white horse and a black horse at the same time and created the first zebra.
* Joe Drift can drift air.
* Joe Drift can six-stock Cobalt.
* Joe Drift saved Icarus from the sea while he was drifting on water molecules.
* Joe Drift actually founded Team Clutch based off of the clutch in his car, but he let Sword Goku act as the captain.
* Every time Joe Drift laughs, an angel gets a Ford f-150.
* Joe Drift is the brother of Santa Claus.
* Basically, Joe Drift is all those Chuck Norris jokes but actually about a good person.
* Joe Drift can defeat Chuck Norris in single combat with no problems whatsoever.
CPU Kerfuffle 20

> "Do you honestly believe that they can stop me?"
>
> CPUK20 bracket page, presumably written by Doctor Order

*This page refers to the tournament with the subtitle "Chartreuse". for the Fighter it is named after, see Chartreuse.*

**CPU Kerfuffle 20: Chartreuse** is the season 2 finale of CPU Kerfuffle. Following the events of CPU Kerfuffle 19, legendary Fighters have returned to put a stop to Doctor Order's plans. Eliminations in this tournament determine the order in which the competitors would face Dr. Order's forces, with the first eliminated facing the first guard and so on.

The guards faced are mostly characters from CPU Kerfuffle G2. Each has a custom spirit, discussed in more detail on the Spirits page. The guards include Recon Riley first, followed by a tag-team of Crimsonaut and the Dimensional Bus. The third guards are Machiavelli and Mach 2, and the fourth guards are Subzero Amalgam and My Grunk. Sephiroth is the fifth guard, and The Carrot Collective is the sixth, though the Carrot Collective is portrayed by 6 sets of Ice Climbers. The final guard faced by the competitor who got 2nd place is Captain Quadratic. Only two of these matches are lost, with Sword Goku and Zapmouse losing to Machiavelli and Mach 2, and Captain Valentine losing to Captain Quadratic.

This tournament introduces artificial spirits, made by Hackerman J0hn. They have no drawbacks, but are less powerful. All of the artificial spirits use Instadrop, making for an especially fast-paced and chaotic set of battles.

## Exhibition

While not officially an exhibition match in the tournament sense, the initial match before the tournament is Doctor Order versus D+ (who was revealed to be a "time clone" of Chartreuse, and uses the Chartreuse spirit). The battle takes place on Smashville, and is won by Doctor Order using her spirit Absolute Order.

## Fighters

* Hamburger Helper: Ridley (3rd)
* Captain Valentine: Captain Falcon (2nd)
* Sans Undertale: Mii Gunner (7th)
* Plum K. Rool: King K. Rool (4th)
* Twist: Zelda (7th)
* Sword Goku: Hero (5th)
* ICEE: Banjo and Kazooie (5th)
* Dantoinette: Byleth (1st)
Doctor Order (3/11/2021) Archive

Doctor Order

**This page is an archive of when user CAPTAINQUADRATIC edited the page prior to CPU Kerfuffle 19 due to the entire bracket being written by Captain Quadratic.**

> "I don't want losers."
>
> Doctor Order, to Google

**Doctor Order** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Wii Fit Trainer. She is a physical therapist and works on creating some of the genetically modified fighters, such as Machiavelli. She seeks to create the ultimate fighter. AND SHE WILL SUCCEED BECAUSE SHE IS VERY SMART!

## Story

Doctor Order is depicted as being very focused, observant, and stoic- her level of empathy or care for others is unclear.

### **In CPU Kerfuffle 14**

> **VS. Therapuppy**
>
>

Doctor Order's first matchup in the tournament was against Therapuppy, a therapist who all the commentators agreed she may need.
The first round's stage, Midgar, raised several questions regarding Order's potential universe of origin or affiliations. Doctor Order performed very well in this match, though Therapuppy won 2-1 and sent her to the loser's bracket.

> **VS. Bing**
>
>

As her first match in the loser's bracket, Doctor Order faced up against Bing. He very quickly proved himself against her, taking a point very quickly. It's worth noting that her second match against Bing placed them in the Northern Cave (the commentators mistakenly called it the Northern Crater), meaning that Order's matches had taken place in both of Smash's Final Fantasy stages. This potential homefield advantage proved meaningless, though, as she was defeated by Bing and eliminated from the tournament. As she left the battlefield, she wrote something down.

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 14 - Doctor Order (7th)
Pokemon Stadium 2
Yoshi's Story
    VS.      | 0-2
Northern Cave

## Known Creations

* Larry
* Machiavelli
* Zapmouse
* Hackerbot J0hn
* Perfect Spriteman
* Google
* Interdimensional Travel
* Mach 2
* Google Plus
* Dimensional Bus
* My Grunk
* Captain Quadratic
* D+

## Notes

* According to Jay, Doctor Order has an alternate self named Pablo.
* Most fanart of Doctor Order usually depicts her with cybernetic veins, scars, a long red lab-coat, and her name on her shirt instead of "Wii Fit"
* Ryan has expressed multiple times that Doctor Order is one of his favorite characters, coincidentally due to similar characteristics to his OC Waltz, and Shizue Kuranushi "Boss" from AI: The Somnium Files..
* SHE IS INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL SEXY AND AMAZING [*citation needed*] AND I LOVE HER! THIS EDIT HAS BEEN MADE BY ME! CAPTAIN QUADRATIC!

## References

1. ↑ *Off the top of my head, I can say Machi is definitely from Order, along with Zapmouse. Hackerbot J0hn is a maybe.*(https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/796067398838517800)
2. ↑ *\*looks at perfect spriteman\**(https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/796067660580388884)
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/ChongoTweet/status/1346381253340180480
4. ↑ CPU Kerfuffle 14, 38:22
Discord Jack Relationships

* Tundra / Discord Jack
* Fighting for Friends Jack

The Moon: It's unknown what Discord Jack opinion on The Moon is, but it is believed they indeed howl at it. Their stance on whether or not the moon is cheese is unknown.

Kerfuffle Village: Jack lives here now. He also seems to have a habit of mimicing the battle cries and memes of those who live there.
Home MD

CPU Kerfuffle 9 (*12th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*Referenced*)

CPU Kerfuffle 18 (*Cutscene*)

CPU Kerfuffle 19 (*Cutscene*)

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*Cutscene*)

Home MD is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Doctor Mario.

## Story

Home MD is a doctor who is hellbent on discovering the cure for losing and prescribing ass-kicking. Midway through a Kerfuffle, there were rumors floating around that he was supplying performance-enhancing drugs to Hamburger Helper, however with recent revelations, it’s clear that HH was simply gaining power due to the Crimson.

He would then return to the arena, mostly acting as an NPC in the booth who could help with injured fighters or use his knowledge to help diagnose those with oddities. This was made much more difficult after he was defeated by Dadondorf so hard that his MD was revoked.

Home’s MD was reinstated when he did the impossible and doctor’d The Grunk back to life. To this day, he always works as official tournament staff as a field medic if contestants get too banged up.

Home MD attended New Donk University, also known as Donk U.

Birthplace: Tampa, Florida"Home MD's file in the CPU Kerfuffle RecordsHome MD was the first known character to time travel, and lost his arm while doing so.

Larry the Florida Man is also the doctor, Home MD. He took the form after time travelling to incubate a spirit and fight Doctor Order. His full name is Lawrence Home, M.D. and he was born in Tampa, Florida. All appearances of Home are Larry taking the form of Home. As of CPU Kerfuffle 20, Home MD exists only as an extension of the timeline's now singular Lawrence Home.
CPU Kerfuffle 11

**CPU Kerfuffle 11: The Fun Has Been Doubled** is a CPU Kerfuffle tournament hosted by Chongoshow. It is the first tournament to take place post Reboot. CPU Kerfuffle 11 was a doubles tournament, with two representatives from each team fighting alongside each other.

This tournament did not have an exhibition match.

## Fighters

Each team was represented by their captain and another member. Team Calibur is formed at the end of this tournament, when Dantoinette challenges her own teammate Captain Valentine (in the form of Captain Crimson, because of Crimson) and wins, beating the Crimson out of him.

* Team Cash Money: Yung Papaya and ICEE (2nd)
* Team Calibur / Crimson: Dantoinette and Captain Valentine (1st)
* Team Craken: Hoedown and Patch-Man (5th)
* Team Cones: Hamburger Helper and Larry (7th)
* Team Cross: Blonde Sora and Minecraft Steve (5th)
* Team Charm: Rights Sentience and Fly Bi (4th)
* Team Clutch: Sword Goku and Alabaster Uppercut (7th)
* Team Chonk: Big Yopper and The Grunk (3rd)
Crimson

> "A hivemind hellbent on destruction of the multiverse. Its true form is still mostly unknown, however it has shown to have the ability to possess, jump between universes, and transfer itself and others between universes at will. It’s always hungry for power, extending its thrall to all it can reach, and having a wide variety of minions to do so."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

## Crimson

**The Crimson** is an organization in CPU Kerfuffle. Competing in tournaments as **Team Crimson**, they served an antagonistic role for many a Kerfuffle.
All of its members, with the exception of Dantoinette, are possessed by or otherwise influenced by **Crimson** , a parasite of some kind that causes its host to turn evil.

Later on, the Crimson is revealed to not be an organization or a hivemind, but individuals possessed or corrupted by the guardian of dimensions, Crimson. Other such corrupted individuals include Garfield and Shantae.

## **Ex-Members**

* Captain Crimson (Captain)
* Hamburger Helper
* CBT Demon
* T.O.M.
* Angus McDonald
* Crimson
* The Guy
* Alabaster Uppercut (Depends on K-Mart's affiliation with the Crimson)
* Blonde Sora (Depends on K-Mart's affiliation with the Crimson)
* Dantoinette (Teamed up with to dismantle)

## **Notes**

* Blonde Sora and Alabaster Uppercut both know the K-Mart Stance, a technique to harness the power of K-Mart's raw chaotic energy and bloodlust, and have been included due to the unknown connections between K-Mart and The Crimson.
* Crimson may be related to Skinless Pizza
* Crimson wants to be free of Crimsonaut's body because Crimsonaut is lactose intolerant and he wants to eat cheese again.

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese
D+

D+
--

Dantoinette (*Assumed Template*)

Doctor Order (*Assumed Creator*)

Chartreuse (*True Identity*)

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (Death)

> "Google, NOW!"
>
> D+, to Google

**D+** was a character that first appeared in CPU Kerfuffle 18 represented by Byleth. She seemed to be a creation of Dr. Order from a later point in time who was sent to the past to beat down a spirit-weakened Danthony and Iggy. It was later revealed that she was a time-clone of Chartreuse, who died fighting a newly powered up Doctor Order.

## Notes

* Being a time-clone, it is currently unknown if D+ was aware of the events leading up to Episode 20, or if Chartreuse herself created the time-clone at that specific moment in time.
Big Yopper

CPU Kerfuffle 9 (*2nd place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*3rd place*)
CPU Kerfuffle G4 (cutscene)
CPU Kerfuffle 27

> "Now, I support your transition, but the goal here is to beat the shit out of you."
>
> Big Yopper to Squid Jenny

**Big Yopper** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He is the leader of Team Chonk and the first ever champion of CPUK. He is represented by King K. Rool. Big Yopper was a member of Team Clutch up until Team Chonk was founded by him and The Grunk in CPU Kerfuffle 11.

## Story

Big Yopper was CPU Kerfuffle's first heel, as well as the first champion. He's known for being a bit of a bastard, but not in a malicious way. He is known to be incredibly supportive of the LGBTQ+ community as shown in his interactions with Squid Jenny when she transitioned in the middle of their set.

## Notes

* In CPU Kerfuffle G4, we learn that Big Yopper enjoys gardening and Red Dead Redemption.
CPU Kerfuffle 14

> \*Therapuppy MVP\*
>
> VOD description

**CPU Kerfuffle 14: Breaking the Rools** is the 14th CPU Kerfuffle, hosted by Ryan, Jay, and Comona.

## Exhibition

The exhibition match is Squid Jenny vs Chili's on Minecraft, with Chili's emerging victorious.

## Fighters

* Team Calibur: Doctor Order (7th)
* Team Craken: Whip (7th)
* Team Cones: Larry (3rd)
* Team Cross: Engineer TF2 (4th)
* Team Charm: Therapuppy (2nd)
* Team Cash Money: Jimbo (5th)
* Team Clutch: Bing (5th)
* Team Chonk: Plum K. Rool (1st)
Jolyne

**Jolyne** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle, represented by Bayonetta. She first appeared in CPU Kerfuffle 22. She is based off of Jolyne Cujoh from part 6 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Stone Ocean. Jolyne is one of few crossover characters that isn't on Team Cross.

## Story

After breaking out of Green Dolphin St. Prison, Jolyne is here to promote her upcoming anime. She loves spoiling movies and thinks naked people are pog.
Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa

* Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa
* At School

Sunday

**Nagito Komaeda** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Wii Swordfighter. He is a Universal Constant and is also known as "U+C" (a reference to +C meaning "Constant" in math).

As of the end of CPU Kerfuffle 22, Nagito has faded from existence.

## Story

Nagito had been sending letters to Blonde Sora for months trying to join Team Cross. He proposed a coin toss, that if it went in the order he dictated, would allow him to join Cross. Blonde Sora enlisted the help of Captain Quadratic to ensure the coin toss wasn't rigged, but it went as Nagito said and he was granted entry.

During a break after finals, Nagito is approached by Sans Undertale and Kanye West using the power of a spirit. Him and Sans fight Kanye West together to determine the most powerful Universal Constant. Kanye manages to win, and plans to replace Nagito in the tournament. Kanye West is beaten by a mysterious, green wii fit trainer and Nagito is revived to return to the tournament.

## Notes

* He obtained the Sword from the Supermarket (no not K-Mart, STOP). It originally had gold flakes but those fell off with time.
* CPUK Nagito might steal luck from people. This is not g8 or related to anything.
Square Dance

Square Dance is a CPU Kerfuffle character who will appear in CPU Kerfuffle G5. They were inspired by Cha Cha Real Smooth to join Team Craken and to fight the good fight against all kinds of copyright laws.

Square Dance accidentally tanked the stream by torrenting files during a match. They also pirate pronouns, which is why they use any. Square Dance is very into sticking it to big corporations, but doesn't always know what he's talking about.

Square Dance's mom, "Mrs. Dance" was married to Joe Drift, and Joe Drift is Square Dance's dad.

## Trivia

* Celadon, when called old by Square Dance, says that he's 32. Square Dance says that's "more than twice his age", which implies Square Dance is 15 at oldest.
Dougie

> "QUOTE."
>
> SPEAKER

*Dougie* is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Mewtwo. He is the second official Red Kraken character to be featured in CPU Kerfuffle, with the first being Twist. He appeared in CPU Kerfuffle 28 when Twist was 3-stocked by Dantoinette, making it a doubles battle (Dani was joined by Johannsen). As of now, he has not appeared in bracket.
CPU Kerfuffle 22

CPU Kerfuffle 22 is the second kerfuffle in the third season of CPU Kerfuffle.

Therapuppy was pointing out the Pokemon to Plum K. Rool during the tournament. P. Rool successfully defends the championship title from Nagito, 3-stocking him on Mario Maker. The Grunk is then called in to continue the job.

A mysterious green wii fit trainer arrives after the Universal Constants fight.

## Ruleset

The Ruleset for CPU Kerfuffle 22 was determined by vote, like last tournament. Option 1 was for basic rules, option 2 was for Battlefield and Omega only, option 3 included pokeballs on low, and option 4 is Mario Maker. Option 3 won by a large margin, making Pokeballs the gimmick for the tournament.

## Exhibition Fighters

Crimsonaut (Team Calibur)

Chartreuse (Team Cones)

The Exhibition match of Crimsonaut vs Chartreuse went to the stage Find Mii, where MEGALOVANIA♩ played. The match was won by Crimsonaut.

The Grunk is called in to brutalize Nagito after Nagito's failed championship match.

## Fighters

Team Charm: Rights Sentience (5th)

Team Clutch: Discord Jack (4th)

Team Cross: Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa (1st)

Team Chonk: TRAINER OF JUSTICE (5th)

Team Craken:  Duke Salad (2nd)

Team Cash Money: Duck Duck and Go (7th)

Team Calibur: Jolyne (7th)

Team Cones:  Denny's (3rd)
Korioni

> "Listen, grass grows, birds fly, and brother... I'm from Hell."
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Korioni**, often shortened to **Kori**, is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle that is represented by Yoshi. Korioni is an ice dragon from Hell but he's chill about it. Korioni was one of the first contestants to go to the Kerfuffle Café after being knocked out.

Korioni has had drastically different personalities with each appearance. In CPU Kerfuffle 12, he was relatively laid-back. In Gaiden 4, he was intimidating and played up the hellish factor. In CPU Kerfuffle 28, he was pathetic and a poor little meow-meow needing therapy. This difference was noted in chat, with some chat members suggesting that Korioni is a hydra. This was somewhat canonized, resulting in Korioni being retroactively confirmed to be a hydra.
Johannsen In Battle

## Johannsen

### Affiliation

Team Calibur
Dantoinette (owner)
Patch Farms (*CPUK 20 onwards*)

### Appears in

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*Champion*)
CPU Kerfuffle 18 (*5th place*)

## CPU Kerfuffle 18

CPU Kerfuffle 18 - Johannsen (5th)
 For a full list of Spirits in Keruffle 18, see Spirits
* Spirit 1 - Air up
* Spirit 5 - Beam Sword
* Spirit 7 - Crits

Internet Explorer:
* Spirit 5 - Beam sword
* Spirit 3 - Curry
  VS.  | 1 - 2 | Lylat CruiseWarioWare IncUmbra Clock Tower
* Spirit 6 - Impact Run
* Spirit 9 - Instadrop
  VS.  | 0 - 2 | Town and CityHalberd
* Spirit 5 - Beam Sword
* Spirit 1 - Air up
GenFive

* Genfive
* Genfour
* Genwun

> "You know what? He might've gotten seventh, but that's okay. Because he got first in my heart"
>
> Jay

**Genfive** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Lucario. Prior to the end of their first battle with Machiavelli, they were known as Genwun and were represented by Mewtwo.

More recently, Genfour has been working on a pokemon-themed trap album with Yung Papaya, as brought up in the exhibition of CPU Kerfuffle 25. They're three-stocked in the exhibition, revealing that they've been a Zoroark the entire time and changing into GenFive.

## Story

Genfive used to firmly believe that only the first generation of Pokemon games were worth playing. They fought against Matrimony Knight for the first round and ending up losing, sending them to the loser's bracket. After their loss to Machiavelli in their first battle, Matrimony Knight gave them a DS with Pokemon Platinum, which they played through within a time bubble (potentially speed running the game as well). From there they learned the value of diversifying one's experience. Their newfound love for Platinum caused them to transform into Genfour.

## Relationships

#### Matrimony Knight:

> "I think these two have fought before. These two have a history"
>
> Jay

Matrimony Knight and Genwun fought in the first round of CPU Kerfuffle 13, where Matrimony Knight managed to beat Genwun twice in a row. Notably at the end of the first round Jay comments that both combatants seem to already have a preestablished relationship. Whether or not this is canon is unknown.

After losing the first battle of their losers bracket match with Machiavelli however, Matrimony Knight and Genwun talked, with Matrimony Knight giving Genwun a DS with Pokémon Platinum, sparking their love for Gen Four and transformation into Gen Four.

## Notes

* Genfour's original favorite Pokemon was Mewtwo. Their current favorite is assumed to be Lucario.
* Genfour is thought to have a close relationship to Machiavelli.
* Genwun was They/They because gender was not invented in the original pokémon gen one games. Even after becoming Genfour they kept these same pronouns. Good for them.
* With Matrimony Knight's giving of an item that proceeds to induce evolution and the teaching of positive vibes, this may put Matrimony Knight in a sort of Trainer Role for GenFour.
Johannsen

> "The rat won."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore, in regards to Johannsen's CPU Kerfuffle 11 victory

**Johannsen** is Dantoinette's pet rat.

## Story

Johannsen first appeared at the end of CPU Kerfuffle 11 to fight Captain Valentine on behalf of Dantoinette, as she had already accomplished what she set out to do. The quote above explains what happened in all the detail it needs.

Johannsen then served as the champion for CPU Kerfuffle 12. Out of a desire to participate in more battles, his custom ruleset had it so that anytime a set went to Round 3 he would join in as a stage hazard. At the end of the tournament, he faced P. Rool for the championship match. P. Rool won, and due to the P. Rool clause a series of chaotic all-out battles ensued. In the end, Johannsen handed the championship off to Captain Valentine.

At the end of CPU Kerfuffle 19, Johannsen calls Dantoinette back from her home dimension in order for her to participate in CPU Kerfuffle 20.

## Trivia

* As of CPU Kerfuffle 20, Johannsen stays at Patch Farms when Dantoinette is in another dimension. Valentine visits him frequently.
* Johannsen canonically just uses tasers provided by Dantoinette to fight. Besides that, he is just a normal sized rat from New York.

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/chongotweet/status/1376877860619702272?s=21
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU
CPU Kerfuffle 29

CPU Kerfuffle 29 is the second tournament in the Grand Tournament, an idea proposed by Prism.

All of the Grant Tournament sections are named after colors. 29 is referred to as the Purple tournament.

## Exhibition Fighters

Dantoinette vs Bing on Northern Cave

The duo have become training partners. Bing is training to take down Cobalt, and Dantoinette, when asked who she's training for, says she's training for herself.

## Fighters

Fighters for the entire grand tournament was revealed in a massive 64-fighter bracket (broken up into 8 smaller tournaments). Teams are not necessary for this tournament.

* Gordo's Revenge
* Mac & Cheese
* Breakfast
* Miles Edgeworth
* Juniper Uppercut
* Matrimony Knight
* Yung Papaya
* Cosmic Love
Crimson (Fighter)

Unknown Deity (Parent)

> "I"m making fucking mac and cheese, and NOBODY can stop me!"
>
> Crimson, in CPU Kerfuffle 30

*Not to be mistaken for Crimson, the faction that it is a part of and represents.*
*For other appearances and information, check Crimsonaut.*

Crimson is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Pokemon Trainer. He is revealed to be Chartreuse's brother. In Season 1, Crimson was assumed to be an eldritch hivemind. It is now confirmed that this was an act, when Crimson possesses Crimsonaut in CPU Kerfuffle 21, and carries out a normal conversation with Folk. He also invited Jon Arbuckle to CPU Kerfuffle 24. When Jon wins the championship, Crimson convinces Jon to help him out as repayment. He also asks him to call him Crimbo, canonizing the term.

Crimson is in charge of the three Universal Constants, entities that help stabilize the dimension. The constants (Nagito, Sans, and Kanye) make their appearance in CPU Kerfuffle 22. All but Sans are erased from existence.

New universal constants can be made using red orbs left behind my killed constants. All three must be dead at the same time to bring about the apocalypse. Crimson corrupted Shantae and Garfield, sending the former of the two to hunt down Sans Undertale in an attempt to kill him. Sans survived the attack, and Monday Mark defeated Crimson in a fight and stole the other constant orb.
He tried to hide his plan by misleading Dantoinette with glowing, red remnants of Order's lab, trying to get her to take out Monday Mark so that his plan would still work. Although she was tricked, the plan was successfully stopped. Resigned that his plan wouldn't work, Crimson gave up. Spaghebbi took the final orb.

In CPU Kerfuffle 30, it's mentioned that Orange tournament is next, but Crimsonaut can't attend because he has a birdwatching competition. He asks permission to be split from Crimson, so that Crimson could attend the tournament and he could go birdwatching.

Crimson is granted his wish, with the agreement that he isn't allowed to kill or involuntarily possess anyone. He also has to return to Crimsonaut's body after the tournament. True to his word, he *voluntarily* possesses Mach 2, who presumably makes a deal with Crimson out of a desire for power.

## Trivia

* The Discord server started to joke that Crimson was a himbo, leading to the nickname "Crimbo"
* Crimson is the youngest of the three "color" guardians we know of.
Pink Donkey Kong Senior

> "My specialty's mostly in throwing hands, and long division."
>
> Pink Donkey Kong Senior, to Watermelon.

**Pink Donkey Kong Senior from Donkey Kong Senior Math**, or **Pink Donkey Kong Senior** for short, or **Pink DK Sr.** for shorter, is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle. He is from Donkey Kong Senior Math, and was submitted by Holly. He teaches math at a college called New Donk U. Home MD also attended New Donk U.

He also evidently teaches at high school or middle school, because he's confirmed in CPU Kerfuffle 32 to be Jimbo's teacher. That, or Jimbo takes college level math.
CPU Kerfuffle 30

CPU Kerfuffle 30 is the third tournament in the Grand Tournament, an idea proposed by Prism.

All of the Grant Tournament sections are named after colors. 30 is referred to as the White tournament.

The tournament ends with Crimsonaut and Crimson talking, with Crimson telling Crimsonaut to talk to Prism for him. Crimsonaut enters the champion booth, finding Prism, Cobalt, Iggy Koopa, and Dantoinette playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Prism won't tell Cobalt about him not being the god of death and is dropping hints. Rewatching his own sets was apparently a hint, which Cobalt hated watching. This caused him to, presumably, destroy all of the TVs.
Orange tournament is next, but Crimsonaut can't attend because he has a birdwatching competition. He's asking permission to be split from Crimson, so that Crimson could attend the tournament and he could go to the birdwatching.

Crimson is granted his wish, with the agreement that he isn't allowed to kill or involuntarily possess anyone. He also has to return to Crimsonaut's body after the tournament. True to his word, he *voluntarily* possesses Mach 2, who presumably makes a deal with Crimson out of a desire for power.

## Starting Champion

Dantoinette (Team Calibur)
(There are no championship battles during the Grand Tournament, so it's assumed that Dantoinette will remain champion for now)

## Exhibition Fighters

Machiavelli vs Mach 2 on Midgar. Machiavelli wins.

## Fighters

Fighters for the entire grand tournament was revealed in a massive 64-fighter bracket (broken up into 8 smaller tournaments). Teams are not necessary for this tournament.

* ICEE (3rd)
* Squid Jenny (7th)
* Dan (2nd)
* Discord Jack (4th)
* Captain Valentine (1st)
* Patch-Man (7th)
* Heartbreak (5th)
* Rights Sentience (5th)

## Additional Fighters

Ryan accidentally kept a Random slot on during a match between Valentine and Patch-Man, resulting in a black terry appearing. This was rationalized as being Cha Cha Real Smooth wearing black, who accidentally ran onto the stage thinking that today was his tournament day.

## Trivia

* CPU Kerfuffle 30 is Squid Jenny's second time appearing in bracket, with her first bracket appearance being CPU Kerfuffle 2, 28 kerfuffles ago!
Sans Undertale

* Sans Undertale
* Went To Grillby's

Penis Box (*Owner*)

Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa (*Boyfriend*)

Sunday

### Appears in

CPU Kerfuffle 19 (*Cliff Hanger Appearance*) CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*7th place*) CPU Kerfuffle 22 (*Cutscene*)

During CPU Kerfuffle 22, Sans is revealed to be a Universal constant like Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa. They fight against Kanye West together to determine the most powerful Universal Constant. Kanye West manages to win.

Sans is the only constant that survived 22, and was later hunted down by Crimson using Shantae to try to kill him. This was to destabilize the universe to try to cause an apocalypse.

## Notes

* The image provided is curtesy of Ziella's thumbnail for the Sans Outfit on Modeler's Resource

* It is currently unknown whether or not Sans Undertale displays a similar power increase on or near Sundays as Iggy does on Friday, however the appearance of Nagito in Super Smashup Kerfuffle despite him not having an appearance in Kerfuffle at that point in time may imply this. Additionally the circumstances of Nagito only appearing in Super Smashup Kerfuffle could be due to CPU Kerfuffle happening on a Monday instead of a Sunday , a date where he could be brought along.
	+ It's probably not the more reasonable explanation of Sunday Jams being too much of a banger and to hard to replace to keep out of Super Smashup Kerfuffle.
* Despite owning the Penis Box, Sans has never been there, as he has no tear ducts to cry to Undertale music to

1. ↑ https://www.models-resource.com/submitter/Ziella/
2. ↑ https://www.models-resource.com/nintendo\_switch/supersmashbrosultimate/model/33519/
3. ↑ https://youtu.be/fp7U8tWM93U?t=473
4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ5RFPRMcF0
Cobalt

> "Does it hurt?"
>
> **Cobalt**, addressing Chartreuse

**Cobalt** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Kazuya. He is the god of death and the eldest brother of Crimson and Chartreuse. He is known to be strict about enforcing the rules of his domain, going so far as to threaten those who resurrect others.

**Warning!**

This article contains major spoilers for CPU Kerfuffle Season 3 beyond this point!

Resurrection works on a "life for a life" basis, which is why The Grunk and Restored Sephiroth needed to kill when they were brought back (Bling Bling Boy in the Grunk's case and Folk in Sephiroth's case, although Folk was saved by Hackerman J0hn's intervention).
Cobalt seems fond of making deals. These deals leave a cobalt brand on the person's hand. Iggy Koopa, The Crimson, and Larry are all known to have made these deals.

In CPU Kerfuffle 25, Cobalt expresses concern for his sister's well-being, revealing that Chartreuse keeping Folk in this timeline is very painful to her.

In CPU Kerfuffle 26, Cobalt explains to Heartbreak about a universe where resurrection became too common and things fell out of balance. It's implied that this is Monday Mark's universe, before Crimson moved him to this universe.

Cobalt's identity as the "god of death" is brought into question in CPU Kerfuffle 29, when Prism says "You still think you're the god of death." She continues to try to drop hints about it, presumably alluding to what he actually is. One of these hints is making him watch his own battle footage in CPU Kerfuffle 30, but this enrages Cobalt and he breaks the TVs. Apparently, it's not out of self-hatred, but he loathes watching himself fight.
In-Cena-Roar

John Cena

Soundboard (Voicebox DLC)

> "Replay the match."
>
> In-Cena-Roar, moments before disappearing

**In-Cena-Roar** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Incineroar. He is a huge fan of wrestling, especially John Cena.

## Story

In CPU Kerfuffle G3 It is revealed that In-Cena-Roar asked Vampire Catgirl Tifa to bite him, turning him into a vampire. After losing to Tundra Jack and exiting the tournament, he uses his new vampirism to be invisible to the camera replay.

## Relationships

Cosmic Love: She cannot see him. This is a wish being fulfilled in the worst way possible for In-Cena-Roar.

Bane: In-Cena-Roar does not like bane. Bane is a bane of his.

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 1 - In-Cena-Roar
  VS.  | 1-2
Find Mii
Lylat Cruise
  VS.  | 2-0
Great Bay
  VS.  | 2-0
Castle Siege
  VS.  | 0-2
Pictochat

## Notes

* In-Cena-Roar swallowed a soundboard loaded with John Cena memes. This surprisingly made him into a John Cena fan in the first place.
* In-Cena-Roar has Bane's voice (Bane of the hit batman series).
Kerfuffle Village

**Kerfuffle Village** is a location within the CPU Kerfuffle Corrected Universe. It is a still-growing establishment where most Kerfuffle fans communally live, and is thus very chaotic by nature.

## Story

Kerfuffle Village was founded by Jay Monoto, who established himself as "cheif" soon after the village was formed.

However when the world needed to correct his spelling mistake the most, he vanished (and purchased an apartment in New Donk City).

100 [Insert Time Frame Here] later somebody and their brother discovered the new town leader, a rising star named Discord Jack.

Although his fighting skills were great, he had a lot to learn before he was ready to befriend anyone.

But I believe, Discord Jack can save this town (making it have a 100% approval rating).

## Notes

* The only thing even nearing a Cop in Kerfuffle Village is Mappy, and even then they quit and are now a detective.
* It is unknown if any members of Discord Jack's presumed Snowman Family have moved into the village, although if any did it would be a cool move. Literally.
Juniper Uppercut

> "Don't worry! As long as you have something to fight for, you'll never worry about losing! That's what my big brother taught me!"
>
> Juniper, to Chartreuse

**Juniper Uppercut** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Villager. At 8 years old, she is currently the youngest fighter to enter the tournament.

## Story

**Juniper Uppercut** is the adopted younger sister of Alabaster. Her birth parents were abducted for one of Doctor Order's experiments, one which would result in their deaths. As such, she was left alone without a family. Soon after, Alabaster found the young girl and heard her story, deciding there and then to take her into his family. Since then, Juniper has been living with Team Clutch and has been training with her brother to join the next tournament, however this was held off near the 19th tournament in case Order had become victorious.

Near the 19th Tournament's start however, she would meet Chartreuse, unaware of the fact that she was a god, she helped take her to the arena, which would drastically aid the teams in fighting Doctor Order.

## Relationships

**Alabaster:** Alabaster is Juniper's older brother by way of adoption, she cares for her brother immensely and looks up to him very highly.

**Google:** Much like Alabaster, Juniper cares a great deal about Google, going so far as to also consider him a brother as well.

## Notes

* Juniper was originally created by Arlis in a non-canon story detailing Chartreuse's origin.
* Juniper doesn't commit murder on stream.
* Juniper has learned instant transmission (essentially teleportation) in CPU Kerfuffle 29
CPU Kerfuffle 26

CPU Kerfuffle 26 is the sixth episode in season 3 of CPU Kerfuffle. It's theme is redemption, and it features all returning characters. Several characters are fighting for different teams than usual, including Captain Valentine finally fighting for Charm and Danthony being entered under Craken because of his connection to Corn on the Cob.

Captain Quadratic subbed in to interview competitors, because Captain Valentine is in bracket.

Crimson, in the form of Crimsonaut, talked with Monday Mark about how he brought him over from another universe. Crimsonaut shows him a set of red orbs that come from dead universal constants that can create new constants if you consume them. The constant process is extremely taxing and many are corrupted or killed by it. This is what happened to Garfield and likely Shantae. It's also how The Grunk died in season 1.

In a cutscene at an Olive Garden, Cobalt is on a date with Heartbreak. Cobalt explains a universe where resurrection became exceedingly common and it fell apart. This is implied to be Monday Mark's universe.

## Ruleset

Monday Mark's ruleset focuses on "trap cards"- ie, bombs. His ruleset uses fake smash balls and bombs items of several kinds.

## Exhibition Fighters

While not an official, tournament sanctioned exhibition, Monday Mark and Crimsonaut fought over the crimson orbs. The fight took place on Mishima Dojo. Monday Mark wins, taking one of the universal constant orbs and absorbing it to become a constant. This angers Crimson, but he insists that it's "fine."

## Fighters

Fighters for CPUK 26 were revealed in a cutscene at the end of CPU Kerfuffle G4.

Team Chonk: TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Big Yopper and The Grunk are discussing potential Chonk representatives when The Grunk accidentally mentions to word 'Justice', summoning the Trainer himself.

Team Calibur: Dantoinette

Dantoinette and Cobalt fought for the 26 invitation, but Dantoinette emerged victorious. This outcome surprised Ryan, who stacked 26 specifically against Cobalt.

Team Cones: Electric Blue Raspberry

Hamburger Helper makes Blue Raspberry clean up the blue, goopy mess that he's made in the office. While there, Blue Raspberry steals the invitation.

Team Cross: Miles Edgeworth

Blonde Sora specifically invites back Miles Edgeworth because the last time he appeared in CPU Kerfuffle 15, he was revealed to be Sephiroth in disguise.

Team Clutch: Bing

There isn't a cutscene for Clutch, but Bing is presumably invited to redeem himself after working with Mozilla in CPU Kerfuffle 17.

Team Craken: Danthony

Patch-Man and Hoedown discuss the theme and how they can finally get Craken a championship win. Corn on the Cob mentions that she knows someone who fits the theme and could get a win.

Team Cash Money: Yung Papaya

Yung Papaya mumbles about how the team captains aren't very relevant, and seems to submit himself for this reason.

Team Charm: Captain Valentine

Valentine, who has been announcing the entrants, seems taken aback that he's been entered for Charm and thinks its a mistake because Charm never got back to him. It turns out not to be a mistake, and Val finally gets his wish.
Kanduka

**Kanduka** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Wii Fit Trainer. She first appears in CPU Kerfuffle 22, where she demands that Kanye West and the other constants not reveal her presence.

Later in Kerfuffle 23, Captain Quadratic seems to sense and react to her presence.
She claims to bethe Goddess of Time and Order. Her true relation to Doctor Order is initially unknown, but she speaks in a similar voice to Order and uses Order's spirit when she fights the universal constants.

Kanduka promises in 24 that she will explain herself if she loses, and that she won't try to become champion if she wins. Commentator Katy will uphold this promise using her magic.

She dug up a letter in a time capsule that only she could solve, where a letter from Doctor Order demanded she build a time machine to come back and get her. Kanduka (modern one) has no plans to actually do so, because Doctor Order is evil.
Bartholomew / Barry seems to be her work partner that she may be in a relationship with.
Kanduka isn't a god, but was pretending to be one because she thought everyone else in the tournament was because she's from a different timeline.

## Story

Kanduka appears in a cutscene flashback to 2015. She's sitting at a kitchen table talking over a holographic phone with a green doctor mario known as Bartholomew. Kanduka calls him Barry for short. Something is mysteriously in North America and its coordinates are at Kanduka's childhood home.

## Notes

* Kanduka means "ball" in Sanskrit. This may be a reference to certain events in CPU Kerfuffle 20, elaborated on Larry's page.
* Kanduka is a fan of Carly Rae Jepsen
CBT Demon

> "Don't you love it when bust man?"
>
> Alfred

**CBT Demon** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Mr. Game & Watch. He used to be a Light Void Emissary but was corrupted by Hamburger Helper.

## Story

Before being corrupted, CBT was LVE and a force of good. The force of the Crimson in Hamburger Helper turned him into a demonic being obsessed with CBT, and not the Cognitive Therapy variety. Yung Papaya attempted to rescue him through an exorcism using his snake grandfather.
Hamburger Helper

Dadondorf (ex-husband)

Jimbo (son)

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*5th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 17 (*7th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*3rd place*)
CPU Kerfuffle G4 (cutscene)

> "Do not underestimate old men in a profession where men die young."
>
> Jay Monoto and chat member Maziloman

**Hamburger Helper** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. Closely related to Crimson, he was the one to initially summon the hivemind to the CPUK universe. He's had the longest champion streak of any CPUK fighter, lasting for 4 consecutive tournaments.

Hamburger Helper returns in CPU Kerfuffle 20 amongst other former champions and other powerful fighters to take on Doctor Order and her forces.

It has been stated via Word of God from Ryan that in the Bad Timeline that Folk is from, Spriteman never came to help Hamburger and he was killed by the Carrot Collective. In this timeline, Perfect Spriteman joined forces with the collective because he was never cured.

## Story

Hamburger Helper used to be married to Dadondorf, and adopted Jimbo after his father died. Dadandorf and Hamburger Helper divorced when Hamburger Helper took in the Crimson. As of CPU Kerfuffle 17, the two appear to be mending their relationship and reuniting.

## Notes

1. ↑ https://discordapp.com/channels/354857622475898881/447816952170414081/834267061726871562
Danthony

Corn on the Cob (*Crush?*)

**Danthony** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle. He is Dantoinette's brother. While his sister favors Soul Calibur, Danthony's game of choice is BlazBlue. He joined the tournament to honor his sister's legacy.

## Notes

* After their battle in Episode 18, fans began to pair both Danthony and Corn together, with Ryan insinuating that the two have crushes on each other.