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Martial arts boss

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

"*It's all about the concentration yeah, forget about the pain*"
— The boss to the boys

The boss is a young and very skilled man from the second series of Dirty Sanchez , he is their third boss to work for and was unfortunate enough to teach them martial arts.

He is a martial arts instructor from London and is a complete expert at what he does despite his young age. When he was younger he started doing martial arts as an activity, becoming one of the best in his classes. He later became an instructor to adults only. He had also do some live shows in front of people where he would show off his stunts and tricks to a "drunk" audience.

## Opinions of the Sanchez

Unfortunately he never gave any personal thoughts on each of the Sanchez boys. From what we can tell he enjoyed working with all of them and also enjoyed participating in stunts with the boys.

## Trivia

* He is the only boss to not give any thoughts on the Sanchez boys.
* He is also the only boss that is willing to hurt him self in a stunt.
Sumi Connock

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

"*I wonder whether at any point in going through those Dirty Sanchez tapes after a week's filming did she ever think "what the fuck am I putting on the TV"*"
— Pritchard

Sumi Connock is a executive producer for the Dirty Sanchez. She is the one responsible for allowing Dirty Sanchez onto the TV.

## Time in Dirty Sanchez

Sumi had already worked at the MTV offices at London. Before Dirty Sanchez was allowed on TV the boys as well as the director had to do an interview with Sumi in order for the show to be aired. Luckily for them she allowed them to work. Sumi was never seen physically involved in the action due to being pregnant with her first child but was responsible for reviewing each episode and ordering what should and shouldn't be cut. Pritchard claims that she was the one who brought Dirty Sanchez to life. Pritchard also claimed that many of the main crew members thought she was the most attractive.

An incident involving Dan Joyce and Pritchard caused a stir with Sumi. At a pub she and the boys were discussing what stunts to do for the show when Pritchard started pissing on Dan. It seems this upset Sumi incredibly causing her to stay away from the boys themselves.

## Personal Life

She was born in England. According to DVD bio Sumi gave birth to her child shortly after the end of Series one, the bio even says "congratulations". At the time of series one she was living in London.
Pritchard's Mother

Age
 Family
Pritchard's brother (son)
A husband
 Nicknames

"*My friends often ask, "when's he on! I wanna see him" I just don't, i just don't rely (chuckles) I can't let anyone know he's on that show!*"
— Pritchard's mother

Pritchard's mother is the mother to Matthew Pritchard. She made only two appearances in the show, one through out Series one and the other, though not visual, in Dirty Sanchez the movie.

## History

She is very close to her sons, especially Pritchard. She was very supportive of Pritchard in his younger years as he was "never bright" she was even supportive of him when he went skateboarding and started doing Dirty Sanchez. Despite this, her son often pranks her for example he once "decorated" her house. During the first series she was very secretive over Pritchard's involvement in Dirty Sanchez as it would look bad at her reputation.

In Series 4, the Sanchez crew reveal that Pritchard and his mum can get a "little too close" to each other, Dan Joyce even jokes about the two being in an incestuous relationship. After Dirty Sanchez, Pritchard's mother carried on with her life and even became a grandmother.
Race

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

This was a team based stunt/challenge from the third series of Dirty Sanchez. This stunt featured all the Sanchez members.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cars
* Idiots
* Car park

## Daft Race

The Sanchez boys split into two groups, Dainton and Pritchard against Dan and Pancho. Johnny B prepared the boys for the race giving them a "three, two, one, go!" Almost immediately the two cars collided as they turned the first corner, during this slight collision Dainton and Pritchard managed to get ahead of their opponents. Falling behind, Dan and Pancho try and overtake the other team, after turning another corner they manage to do just that.

### Aftermath

Though the end of the race isn't shown it seems clear that Dan and Pancho had won the race as the silver car they were in was in front for the second half of it. The red car Pritchard and Dainton were in would be used for a later stunt...

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap
Hot chocolate

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Ooh it's too hot! I don't wanna burn my nose!*"
— Dainton imitates Dan Joyce

This was a stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez involving two of the Sanchez boys. This stunt did not contain any hot chocolate.

## Recipe for disaster

* Oil
* Fire
* Cup
* Nose

## Burn baby burn!

The Sanchez boys had put some oil around the ring of a cup and decided to set the oil alight. Pritchard went first and tried sniffing up the flames. Pritchard put his entire nose into the flames but ended up getting burnt. Dan went next but was too scared to get burnt. Every time Dan came close to the flame he would back away, eventually he gave up.

## Aftermath

Pritchard was burnt by the flames, his nose went red and some of his nostril hairs were charred. Dainton and the other boys laughed at Dan's cowardice.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
James Boyes

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

James Boyes is an English MTV researcher and Cameraman whose assisted in the filming for at least the first series of Dirty Sanchez.

James Boyes lives in Hull. He first met the boys under the orders of Becky Staniforth in Cardiff, there he and the Sanchez boys got drunk. He stayed as researcher and cameraman through every series.
Pooman

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Dan Joyce is Pooman*"
— Pancho reveals the identity of this masked hero

This was a prank that happened in the first series of Dirty Sanchez it involves Dan pranking Pancho as he passes by.

## Recipe for disaster

* Poo
* Topless midget
* Motor scooter

## Gotta, gotta, gotta shitman!

Pancho was on a motor scooter driving along peacefully when Dan decided to strike. In Dan's hand was some shite, he decided to splat Pancho as he passed by. In the process of splatting Pancho he also pushed him to the ground, smearing the crap.

## Aftermath

Pancho, as usual, got angry and pounced up on Dan. Pancho began punching Dan but got more poo on him. Dan then chased Pancho in the nude with the poo still in hand.

## Gallery of eww

*Note: This was not featured on the DVD and is only available online or on TV, some the images are of poor quality and may be hard to see*

That's just not cricket
Gorbachev

Style
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*Here we have the peace maker: Mikhail Gorbachev*"
— Dainton

This was a Pancho wake up prank from the Dirty Sanchez movie involving Pritchard and Dainton shaving Pancho's hair in the style of former USSR leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

## Recipe for disaster

* Russian influence
* Pens
* Hair clippers
* Drunkard
* Tomato sauce
* Piss
* Two asshole friends

 Oh those Russians...

Some time before the World Record break, Pancho had passed out once again. Pritchard decided to piss on Pancho in order to get back at him for his snoring, in the film Pritchard pissing on a sleeping Pancho was shown after the World Record break and Pritchard's injuries were shown to the gang, Jim in the commentary saying 'Just when we were feeling sorry for you Pritch, you piss on your friend Pancho'. Almost immediately after having a piss, Pritchard, along with Dainton decide to start shaving Pancho's head. While shaving Pancho stopped snoring which actually scared the boys into thinking that he had stopped breathing, prompting Dainton to ask Pancho to breath, but soon Pancho started snoring again, making the two boys stop themselves from laughing too loudly. After shaving Pancho's hair some more Dainton started drawing an outline for Gorbachev's birth mark on the bald spot, however the pen he was using wasn't working quite so well, so Dainton decided to splodge a load of tomato sauce onto Pancho's head. The sauce lead to Pancho waking up, and mumbling 'Oh yeah yeah and your mother and your father'.

## Aftermath

Pritchard and Dainton scuttered from the scene trying to get away, However Pancho on the other hand knew it was those two that had shaved his head and started tracking them down. Pritchard re-entered the scene and pretended to not know what had happened to Pancho. Pancho started attacking Pritchard by hitting him over the head repeatedly and grabbing his leg. Pancho then knocked Pritchard onto the ground and tried to shit on him. Pritchard eventually decided to give Pancho a free slap on the face, Pancho nearly knocking him out. The two later made up and had a hug, Dan decided to join in by hugging Dainton completely naked, freaking Dainton out and making him claim Dan had a hard on "the dirty bastard!". The boys decided that they were fed up with Anger and of Russia, next stop was Thailand, Bangkok for the sin of Lust, with Dan ending Anger by getting his cock and balls behind his legs for the camera.

## Галерея боли

Frozen poo

Voodoo trance
Fire extinguisher

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This was a stunt that appeared in the first series of Dirty Sanchez, it only involved Pritchard and Dainton however Dan Joyce was present but only observed.

## Recipe for disaster

* Fire extinguisher
* Penis
* Head
* Frenemy

## Putting out the fire

The stunt began with Dainton spraying Pritchard with the CO2 inside the fire extinguisher. Pritchard came out with his face full of the pressurized CO2. The second attempt involved Dainton squirting the Fire extinguisher at Pritchard's penis. Pritchard felt a stinging pain and jumped out the way only for Dainton to spray him again in the penis and the head.

## Aftermath

The white pressurized CO2 remained on Pritchard's body for a short while before disappearing to add to this it was not a very painful stunt.

## Gallery of pain

A **blow**job, get it?

That's just not cricket
Mister Frosty

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*Dunno what happened with Pancho and his frost hair but we couldn't stop laughing at him, I mean just look at him!*"
— Pritchard

Mister Frosty is the official name for a Pancho's wake up pranks from Series 1 and 2 of Dirty Sanchez, which features three of the four Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for Disaster

* Snow
* Flour
* Earmark
* Eyebrows
* Falling asleep
* Friends

## Series 1

Pritchard scooped up a bucket of snow at the French ski resort the boys were staying and already chose the target of Pancho, who was asleep on the sofa. Dainton also assisted in the prank and chose to position himself by Pancho's head where he raised his hand ready while Pritchard stood by Pancho's feet, holding the bucket of snow. Dainton then slapped Pancho in the face as Pritchard quickly chucked the bucket all over him. Dainton runs away first before Pritchard finishes the bucket, throwing it at Pancho's head as he scuttles away.

## Series 2

In Series 2, Dainton originally was going to do a prank which he titled as "Earmark Eyebrows" whereby he, with assistance from Pritchard, was going to put earmark onto Pancho's eyebrows in the vein effort to remove what the short Welsh man considers "valuable" They manage to stick them one and peel them off a few times, only for Pancho to not react or wake up in these attempts. They then put the earmark tape onto both eyebrows with a bit more force this time and as a result waking Pancho up. As he slowly awoke, Pancho was then covered in flour to which a laughing Dainton remarks "Mister Frosty", while Pancho removes his earmarked eyebrows.

## Aftermath

In Series 1, Pancho awoke more dazed and confused than angry at first, not knowing fully what just happened as everyone laughs at his misery. Pancho doesn't even run after the boys but rather shakes the snow off.

In Series 2 Pancho was more angry as his precious eyebrows were damaged from the two boys. Pancho chased them and slammed doors, only to find Dainton's shoes were left behind allowing for Pancho to...well you'll see.

## Gallery of shame

That's just not cricket
Ring of Fire

Style
 Participants
 Last Appearance

"*If it were shit, we'd go "oh another Ring of Fire again"*"
— Dan Joyce on the Ring of Fire

**Ring of Fire** was a cut stunt from Dirty Sanchez which currently serves as some "Lost Media" that cannot be found anywhere. The stunt was mentioned in The Dirty Sanchez Story and was described as "boring and shit" which lead to its being cut.

## General Description

"*We had this female director Becky and she just thought these things were quite funny and one of 'em was err, which she thought was quite funny, was if we snowboard through some burning err wire but it was really shit it was like a hula-hoop with some bits of paper on it and set it on fire.* "
— Dan Joyce's description

Information about the stunt was revealed by Dan Joyce in 2021 and was initially filmed for the first series. The stunt was known to have featured Dan Joyce and it was setup by Becky Staniforth, the director at the time who believe the idea was "funny". Essentially Dan was to snowboard through a hoop made of fire, however, when it came time for filming, Dan was treated to a shoddily made flaming hula-hoop. Presumably, Dan tried the stunt out but it looked so unimpressive that it garnered infamy with the crew as being the worst stunt they ever did. After the Ring of Fire any other bad stunt was referred to as a "Ring of Fire".

## Trivia

* Based on the description, the stunt most likely would have featured in Fears as the episode was set a ski resort.
Pritchard vs Dainton rivalry

Date
 Cause
 Sides
 Result

"*Been skating with each other for years and we've always been competing against each other always, if he does something I've got to do it. If I got to do something, then he has to do it. Everything we're together we're like two raging knobheads just going on a rampage.*"
— Pritchard in series one

This is a running gag/on going fight that occurs both during and outside of Dirty Sanchez. This is a conflict that has happened for over twenty years and continues today. The conflict had no real cause and has resulted in others such as, Pancho, getting mixed in with the fighting that has occurred and ultimately getting hurt. The battles have spanned from pranks, fights and challenges, most of which Dainton wins.

## Beginning

"*Matthew and Lee were friends before I met Matthew and they've been friends through skating and know each other through the circuits and things, but they gelled together because they have very similar personalities*"
— Pritchard's girlfriend Lisa

The boys met when they were young through skateboarding, however, at some point during the 90s the two started challenging each other to see who is better at skateboarding and eventually stunts. Dainton and Pritchard then began pranking one another but it was not that severe. The two fought minor battles but soon they were going to have a show...

## Front end and Rear end

It is possible because of the influence of having a TV show that their battles became more larger and more violent. In series one the boys mainly competed against each other through challenges or stunt offs. The boys only had one fight the entire series which resulted in the room they were in being completely destroyed.

## Jobs for the boyos

Interestingly the boys don't seem to bother or attack one another through out this series. Only on few occasions do they battle but at the same time most of these battles were challenges and most were with partners.

## Movie

The rivalry kicked off almost immediately. Pritchard is responsible for sabotaging Dainton's driving with the help of Dam, which in turn caused them to crash and "die". During their first sin, Sloth, Pritchard intentionally started the rivalry during the stunt BB challenge where Pritchard shot Dainton with a BB gun in the penis, Dainton warned revenge.

In Russia, Dainton was mocked by Pritchard for bailing out of the attack dog stunt but little did he know that that Dainton had something worse in stores for him. Dainton pranked Pritchard twice in Russia both of which he didn't reveal until weeks later.

Thinking he was still winning his war against Dainton, Pritchard decided once again to prank Dainton. This time he would trick him to kiss a ladyboy while also getting a tattoo done on his penis saying "I Love Dainton" Due to the reveal of the tattoo Dainton revealed to Pritchard that his world record attempt was fake. It got so heated that the two ended up having a fight where Dainton won. Eventually the rivalry died out and the two got along for the rest of the film.
Jump scare

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This was a minor prank from the second series of Dirty Sanchez. Pritchard was the perpetrator of the prank while Dan was the victim of the prank. The prank had gone wrong half way through.

## Recipe for disaster

* Coffee
* Hiding spot
* Scare tactic

## Boo

In the morning, Pritchard had hidden himself in a toilet and waited for Dan to pass with some coffee. As soon as a female producer or friend had passed, Pritchard saw his opportunity to scare Dan (who was behind the female) He opened the door and scared Dan, Dan responded by throwing coffee on Pritchard.

## Aftermath

Dan didn't think it was funny and Pritchard was burnt by coffee but didn't seem to care.
Maggots

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* Maggots (stunt) -As seen in Family and Relationships

* Maggots (prank) - Prank by Dainton against his mum
Pancho's wake up pranks

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*You can do what the fuck you want with him, look! (hits Pancho with a dildo as he continues to snore)*"
— Dan Joyce explains

This was a running gag that featured in every series of Dirty Sanchez. It involves Pancho being intoxicated and eventually falling asleep. Pancho is well known in the group for being a very heavy sleeper. While asleep his friends usually do something to him whether it is cream or other foods being smeared all over him or his hair being shaven off, people will always tend to mess around with him.
Banaue Race

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*You're telling me that you wanna race down the mountain on a wooden bike over a thousand foot cliff!*"
— Dainton

This is a challenge from the spinoff series Sanchez Get High and features both Sanchez boys from the series as well as a villiage of indigenous tribe.

## Recipe for disaster

* Wooden scooters
* Downhill
* Full of trucks and cars

## Tour de Philippines

The boys meet the tribe who hold the mystical Betel Nut which harbours the "ultimate" high, but before they can have it they are forced to undergo a challenge. They have to race one another, including the tribe, down a long and dangerous hill riding wooden scooters. Dainton saw concern with this but was forced in.

Everyone got ready to race and eventually they did. For the first part of the race everyone dragged their feet across the ground to move the scooter along, however, they end up lifting their feet from the ground and allowed gravity to do all of the work. Quite a few times they almost hit motercyclists, cars and even a lorry.

## Aftermath

Pritchard won the race coming first while Dainton came third to last. Because they took part in the challenge they were allowed to have the Betel nut. Both boys enjoyed the stunt hugely.
Lightsabers

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance
 Last Appearance

"*Warming up for the new Star Wars film with a game of lightsabers*"
— Dainton on Instagram

This was a stunt that appeared in a live show in 2015. It was to celebrate the new Star Wars film that was coming out.

## Recipe for disaster

* Lights
* Star wars inspiration
* Head

## using the force

At a live show in south Wales, Dainton and Pritchard performed a Dirty Sanchez live show. one of the stunts they did was "lightsaber" Pritchard took the pain by having Dainton smack glass poles over his head. Dainton smashed at least four poles over Pritchard's head.

## Aftermath

It would have given Pritchard a sore head as well as the shards of glass creating more injuries afterwards.
Bubble wrap roll

Style
 Participants

"*Rolly-Polly Panchy!*"
— Pritchard

This is a stunt that occurred in the third series of Dirty Sanchez and featured one of the Sanchez boys

## Recipe for disaster

* Fear of heights
* Steep slope
* Bubble wrap
* Helmet

## Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

For this stunt, Pancho was selected for having a fear of height. Pancho was given a bike helmet and was wrapped up in a large bubble wrapping by Dainton and Pritchard, complaining that he would "snap his neck" going down the hill. Eventually, Pancho was completely wrapped up and was taken to the spot where they would push him down. Pancho was laid on his side and with help from Pritchard, pushed down the hill. Pancho rolled down the hill at a mild speed at first but quickly gathered more speed as he rolled, with Pritchard running alongside him. However, Pancho started rolling off grid and started to roll over the side and onto the grass to his right. After colliding with the side, Pancho was corrected by Dainton and Pritchard and he was pushed him down, he rolled much quicker this time. As he got closer to the end, Pancho, once again rolled off to the side where some of the production crew helped stop him. This time Pancho wanted to be free.

## Aftermath

"*Fuck me, I feel claustrophobic as Hell man!*"
— Pancho

Pancho suffered no pain nor did he seem to have hated the stunt. He did seem to mind being wrapped up so heavily and the height but over all seemed to enjoy it.

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap
Mopped

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This was a forfeit to the Angry Pirates stunt against Dan Joyce, with the help of another Sanchez boy. It appeared only in the fourth series of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Mop
* Body

## Mophead

Dan Joyce's forfeit to get money in the Angry Pirates stunt was to hold onto a beam of wood attached to the ship they were on while someone else, in this case Pancho, whacks him on the back with a mop. The stunt went ahead and Dan was smacked across the back with the mop which caused him to fall onto the ground.

## Aftermath

Dan suffered some pain from falling on to his back, he laid their for some time before coming back up.

## Gallery of pain

1/2

Voodoo trance
Beggbie

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

"*Beggbie was the first member of the health and safety team and was known to us as a right nutter who was always up for a laugh*"
— Pritchard's description

Beggbie was the lead health and safety expert of the Sanchez crew for Dirty Sanchez. He is known for being a "nutter" infamous for slapping Pancho as well as burning his testicles on a BMX bike. That said he does try and prevent stunts if they are deemed too dangerous such as the High jump stunts.

## History

Beggbie was born and raised in Glascow, Scotland. Beggbie was a former solider for the first Gulf War in 1990-1991 after which he retired and became a health a safety expert. He was the first health and safety expert to join the Sanchez crew and instantly became good friends with the boys. Beggbie unlike many others stayed with the Sanchez boys throughout but his only appearance on the show itself was in series one, he was noted to have been around in series three and was one of the crew members to have intervened in the Pepper spray incident.
Zip line kick

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This is an unseen stunt that briefly appeared in one episode of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Zip line
* Feet
* Friends

## Batman! nanananana!

Dainton got on the zip line while Pritchard was all the way at the end of line. Dainton "zipped" all the way with his legs out ready to kick Pritchard. As soon as he kicked Pritchard, Pritchard went flying and smashed down on to the ground.
Cement slide

Style
 Participants

"*Au revoir*"
— Pritchard before the slide

This was a minor stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez. It only featured one Sanchez member.

## Recipe for disaster

* Dried cement
* Water
* Nudity

## Going for a slide

Presumably outside a construction site Pritchard decided to strip naked and slide down a cement slope into a pond. Pritchard did so quickly.

## Trivia

* The filming location suggests that this was filmed during the episode of Men at Work despite the fact that this stunt is shown two episodes later.
Wings-of-Thunder Batlings

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You can find out more about our spoiler policy **here**.

> *"Its wings are the thunder, its bite the lightning."*
>
>

**Wings-of-Thunder batlings** are young, extremely large bat-like creatures that originate from the Elder Continent. Their size when fully grown is unknown, but even these youngsters are often large enough to carry humans comfortably on their backs, and due to their size, these batlings' wings emit loud, booming sounds when in flight, giving them their unique name. These batlings are also omnivorous, and can eat just about anything, including articles of clothing and other oddities.

Wings-of-Thunder batlings customarily migrate from the Elder Continent during their youth, and travel far and wide to find an artifact or secret to offer to their kind back home. These creatures may encounter many roadblocks during the course of their quests, but they're long-lived animals, and are allowed to return to the Continent upon the completion of their task.

A Wings-Of-Thunder Batling.
## References

2. ↑ Sit down and wait for the Bishop to speak, *Fallen London*
3. ↑ The Season of Animals, *Fallen London* *"It flies low [...] knocking you onto its back."*
4. ↑ The Rat-Catcher (Story), *Fallen London* *"Its wings are the thunder [...]"*
5. ↑ Attend a service at St Swithun's, *Fallen London*
6. ↑ The Season of Animals, *Fallen London* *"[...] customary for Wings-of-Thunder batlings to migrate from the Elder Continent in their youth. They hunt [...] only return if they [...] learned or acquired something [...] to offer their brood. Many fail – they are long-lived creatures [...] can tolerate losses."*
Pritchard gets shot

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Y'know when I first started working with these guys I thought they were real 'ard! He's caking his pants*"
— Johnny B

"*I'm gonna get shot with a fucking gun you piece of shit*"
— Pritchard

This was a very dangerous stunt from the third series of Dirty Sanchez. It only involved one Sanchez member and a gun expert.

## Recipe for disaster

* Shotgun
* Bullet proof vest

## Bang,Bang and we all fall down...

The boys enter a gun range where they tried out shooting guns for fun. However Pritchard was chosen to be shot by a real shotgun, which was something that none of the boys wanted to do. A gun expert shown off how powerful a shotgun is against a target. Seeing as the target was heavily damaged, this only made Pritchard feel worse.

Pritchard was made to wear a bullet proof vest so he wouldn't get killed. He stood in the centre of the shooting range while the gun expert positioned himself correctly. After a tense long silence the shotgun is shot.

## Aftermath

Pritchard survived thanks to the bullet proof vest. Some of the shot gun pellets did hit Pritchard in the arm but luckily it was only minor but the impact from the bullet did wind Pritchard.

## Trivia

* The footage shown is actually footage from the security camera that is meant to film targets as the cameraman filming the stunt forgot to film it, the Sanchez boys were lucky that the crew at the shooting range had that camera on the floor.
* Pritchard claimed in 2021 that this was not only the scariest stunt for him but the most painful even with the protective gear.

Mouse trap
Angry Pirates

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*Let me tell you about the Angry Pirate. Bird's giving you a blowjob she is see and you enjoy it down their you're about to meet upon a climax about to cum. You pull your cock out of her mouth and you spunk in her eye and she's all sore in her eye, kick the little bird in the shin, she hobbles around like an angry pirate.* "
— Dan Joyce's description

This is a group of different stunts that first appear in the movie. The stunt starts off as a usual impact stunt before turning into a set of challenges. The grouped stunt features all the Sanchez boys and represents the sin of Greed.

## Recipe for disaster

* Liquor
* Mop
* Pins
* Money
* Greed
* Spit
* Friends
* Mousetrap

## Pancho of the Caribbean

Dan Joyce had the idea to become pirates, angry pirates. The original idea was to pour a shot of rum into your eye while the others kick you in the shine. Dainton went first, he poured the gin into his eye and immediately got kicked by Dan, Dainton accidentally got the rum in both eyes. Pritchard went after followed by Dan. Pancho was last and as usual was ganged up upon immediately after he poured the gin into his eye. After this the boys reveal that they stole Pancho's money and used it in a Casino. The stunts soon changed into challenges where the boys had to do individual stunts in order to win money.

## Aftermath

The boys all had sore shins from being kicked as well as a stinging pain from the liquor in the eyes. Pritchard was the only Sanchez member to lose his challenge after being forcefully pushed overboard. Dainton suffered the worst injuries from the Pinhead stunt.

## Trivia

* For some reason Mopped isn't featured on the movie.

Frozen poo

Voodoo trance
Arm wrestling

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Arm wrestling of the new millennium*"
— Dainton

This was a stunt from the second series of Dirty Sanchez and is a part of the Pritchard vs Dainton rivalry. This takes place after the Quick grip stunt.

## Recipe for disaster

* Quick grip clamp
* Hands
* Coin
* Rivalry

## Crushed fingers

"*It was a fifty, fifty chance, heads or tails and he always lost*"
— Dan Joyce

Dainton and Pritchard were at it again. This time they went off to see who is better at arm wrestling with some clamps. It was also a heads or tails game, Pritchard chose tails while Dainton chose heads. Dan Joyce would flip the coin and whoever won got to tighten the clamp. Dainton, luckily, managed to win every time, Pritchard didn't. On the last squeeze, Pritchard gambled double or quits, in other words have two squeezes if he wins. Pritchard didn't win and had his fingers crushed.

## Aftermath

Dainton purposely tightened the clamp as hard as he could on Pritchard's fingers. Pritchard screamed at the top of his lungs due to the pain he suffered in fact he even started to cry. His fingers were crushed and had gone red with marks from the clamp.
Careers

Directed by

"*Tonight we discover Pritchard's desire to be a stuntman,Dan gets suited and booted,Pancho finds his true vocation and Dainton fails to impress the boss*"
— opening narration
 This is the fifth episode of series one of Dirty Sanchez and it focus's on the jobs that the Sanchez boy work in and how well they work, while also showing off what they desired to become when they were younger.

## Pancho

"*I wanted to be a history teacher believe it or not...boy did that go fucking wrong*"
— Pancho reflects on his younger life.

Pancho wanted to be a history teacher but life didn't go the way he planned. He was made redundant in January of 2002 due to his laziness.

Work colleagues reveal that he did nothing but go out for fag breaks and become aggressive towards the staff. He often blames Pritchard for his constant lateness.

### Stunts Featured

* Hard head
* Band head
* Staples
* Goal

## Pritchard

" *Matthew always wanted to be a stuntman, that was his aim in life when he was younger*"
— Pritchard's mother

From a young age Pritchard wanted to be a stuntman and even did some stunts with his friends at school.

Pritchard use to be a window cleaner when he met his girlfriend at the time. Matthew is meant to do a lot of things in work at a skateboard company but he mainly the best at being a motivater even if this mean messing around. Pritchard has pride in his job but is very lazy.

### Stunts Featured

* Candles
* Drag
* Plate smashing
* Wheely big problems
* Skateboard jump
* Sand bag
* Ear piercing

## Dan Joyce

"*I use to be a sales rep for ITV digital but I got made redundant*"
— Dan Joyce while playing videogames

Before he was a sale representative he was a team leader. Dan Joyce, like Pancho, was made redundant due to poor working skills as a Sales representative for ITV. Dan Joyce was the only person in the whole company to wear a suit and he was criticized for doing little work.

### Stunts Featured

* The rake
* Ashtray
* BMX wheel spin

## Dainton

"*Dainton? He's a shit odd chippy. He's amazing*"
— His employer
Dainton started to learn how to do carpentry from a younger age because he wanted to make skateboard ramps. He didn't pass his exams but still got a job in D.I.Y. He wanted to do more instead of carpentry but still does it on a smaller basis.

His later job was managing the skateboard shop, however he is quite lazy and doesn't do much.

### Stunts Featured

* Finger game
* Air hockey
* Squashed
* Magic conker

## Reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCgpxsdxpNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmBOiEihyhc

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European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
James Longman

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

James Longman was an assistant producer and a cameraman from Dirty Sanchez. James was born and raised in London. From Pritchard's description about James, it seemed that he and the other Sanchez boys were friends with James some time before the show.

James never made an appearance on screen but outside Dirty Sanchez he along with the Sanchez boys enjoy nights out at the pub, where once James stripped naked after drinking too much.
Man vs Car

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

" *You stupid shit!*"
— Dainton after almost killing Pritchard
 This was the first major stunt that appeared in the first series of Dirty Sanchez in the first episode.

## Recipe for disaster

* A car
* An suicidal idiot
* A ladder
* A safety helmet

## Cars and ladders

Pritchard wanted to do a stunt involving him standing on a ladder while Dainton drives into the ladder at high speed. Dainton was very nervous constantly talking to himself and shaking in fear of killing his friend. Pritchard gives Dainton the sign to go and Dainton goes full speed ahead. Dainton hits Pritchard who goes over the car and he hits his neck on the ground.

"*Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! oh Shit!*"
— Dainton after hitting Pritchard.

## Aftermath

Pritchard survived but had a bad head after hitting it on the ground. At the end all the Sanchez boys had a sit down and watched the footage back to back, they had a good laugh.

## Second attempt

In Series two, Pritchard and Dainton repeated the stunt but this time there was no ladder. Dainton drove into Pritchard who jumped into the front windscreen and broke it. Both survived but it did hurt Pritchard's back.

## Gallery of pain

Dainton in the carImpactWatching the footage afterwardsBeginning their second attempt
## Trivia

* This was the first stunt filmed from the series and by proxy is the first Dirty Sanchez stunt.

That's just not cricket
Australia

Directed by

This is the sixth episode of the spinoff Sanchez Get High. This episode follows Dainton and Pritchard trying to find highs that can boost their adrenaline.

## Introduction

The boys begin their adventure by playing with Australia biting ants and competing against one another in challenges. They eventually meet Mick Dundee who tells them about performing extreme versions of natural activities such as fishing. Pritchard worries about the many large and dangerous spiders in Australia and prepares himself with meat cleaver.

## On the road

Dainton isn't impressed withe the highs that Mick has told them about due to them being "boring" However, Pritchard has already got some ideas up his sleeves. Dainton on the other hand has some pranks in mind to get at Pritchard.

### Stunts Featured

* Spiders
* Bungy Balls
* Rubber snake
* Cane Toad Licking

## Intimate moments

The boys had a lack lustering day up until the toads, however, Pritchard had very sore testicles from the bungy balls stunt so much so they had been bruised. Dainton was forced to "heal" Pritchard.

The next day Dainton and Pritchard embark on two casual activities enjoyed by the masses with an extreme take on things.

### Stunts Featured

* Ballcuzzi
* Extreme Bungee
* Extreme Fishing
* Fishing hooks
* Naked Skydiving

## Conclusion

"*My adrenaline glands have been kicked to shit!*"
— Dainton upon reflection

Both boys enjoyed their stay in Australia as it was highly entertaining for them as well as a massive "buzz" Pritchard and Dainton had both gone insane with the adrenaline. Dainton marks off the episode by saying that they need some spiritual highs, i.e. India.

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•**Australia**•India•Japan•The Comedown
Pingpong balls

Style
 Participants
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*You've heard it! The legend is true women do fire ping pongs out where it doesn't shine and now so does Dan Joyce and Matt Pritchard.* "
— Dainton

This was a stunt from the fourth series of Dirty Sanchez. It involves two of the Sanchez boys as the other two thought that the stunt was too disgusting.

## Recipe for disaster

* Pingpong balls
* Vagina (Pingpong lady only)
* Anus (The boyos)

## Ping pong poo

The boys went to a strip club in Thailand, where they found the ping pong lady. She demonstrated in front of the boys by popping ping pong balls out her vagina. After the demonstration the boys were told that they had to do it themselves. However, Dainton and Pancho refused to be a part of the stunt so it was left to the other two.

Pritchard went first. He was guided by the ping pong lady who shown him what to do and told him step by step. Pritchard shoved a pingpong in his ass but unfortunately for him he was unsuccessful. Same could be said by Dan Joyce who was more successful at shoving a ping pong ball in his ass but once again it didn't go far.

## Aftermath

Dan and Pritchard described shoving things up their asses as a hard thing to do. They were unsuccessful at popping the balls but were successful at grossing out Dainton and Pancho. The ping pong lady, thinking Pancho is too fat and chubby recommends to him that he sorts that out, meanwhile Pritchard hatched a plan with the producers to meet some ladyboys backstage in order to stage a prank...

## Trivia

* This is the only time a vagina is visible in Dirty Sanchez (but even then she does have her hands in the way most of the time).

Voodoo trance
Polar bear

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

This was an incident from the first series of Dirty Sanchez involving three Sanchez members. It started as a Dainton vs Pritchard prank but soon turned into a short fight.

## Recipe for disaster

* Tray
* Rivalry
* Midget in a polar bear costume

## Naughty bear

On the French ski slopes, Pancho got dressed in a polar bear suit, for reason unknown but was probably for a stunt/gag which never got filmed. Pritchard had gotten himself a tray in which it whacked Dainton over the head with it. Dainton almost fell unconscious from the hit.

While Pritchard and Pancho were shaking hands, Dainton decided to strike Pancho across the back of the head. Eventually Pancho got his head wear on where Dainton decided to kick Pancho in the nuts, this obviously made him angry and made Pancho chase and beat up Dainton.

## Aftermath

Both Dainton and Pancho had sore nuts from hitting each other there. Dainton was almost knocked out from being hit by a tray, but no severe injuries.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
Bangkok Roulette

"*Ning do your thing!* "
— The catchphrase for this family friendly game.

 Style
 Participants
Pritchard
Pancho
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

**Bangkok Roulette** is a game invented by the Sanchez boys in Thailand during the Lust portion of the Dirty Sanchez movie. The rules of the game are very simple: all four boys get their trousers and pants off, and with the assistance of a lady named Ning, they have to guess who Ning will be wanking off underneath the table, whoever gets it wrong has to down fried bugs.

## Recipe for disaster

* A Lady
* Friends
* Handjobs
* Fried Bugs
* Shot Glasses

## Ning does her thing

Standing on a random roof in Thailand the boys decide to come up with a brand new game called Bangkok Roulette, the rules are simple, Ning will go under the table and wank one of the four boys off, whoever guesses wrong will have to down some fried bugs.

After Pritchard introduces Ning to the group she quickly gets under the table and the games soon begin, with some classical music comically put into the scene as the boys tried to keep a straight face, from time to time Pritchard tries to confuse Dainton by pretending to be wanked off. Time soon ran out and they now had to guess who was being wanked off, Pritchard started off by asking Dainton, who said he couldn't answer as he was the one being wanked off, Pancho guessing it might have been him, Dainton quickly asked if Ning was going to stop in case he got hard, Ning having continued the handjob after the time ran out.

As Pritchard had asked Dainton he automatically had to be the first to down the bug, but when he tried the first time he panicked and confused the others, making them laugh as he explained himself 'That proper freaked me out. A bit of his leg was in my mouth!' He soon started being a big girl about it as he couldn't swallow the bug, saying that he hated bugs, Dainton hitting back with saying he doesn't like ladyboys and that Pritchard eating bugs was payback.

 Eventually Pritchard was able to do it and the game continued, a montage is shown with each of the boys reactions to downing the bugs: Pritchard was still freaking out and being a big girl, Pancho was gagging and on the verge of being sick while Dan, in typical Dan fashion puked in his whisky glass and downed the whisky, the bug and the puke.

## Aftermath

"*Dan: You WHAT?*
Dainton: Boys the bugs aren't even that bad, I could stay up here drinking whisky and eating bugs all night. *"*

— Dainton surprises the boys, Dan in particular when he eats a bug as if it were normal.

When it came to Dainton's turn he just popped the bug in his mouth and acted like nothing had happened, making the boys, Dan in particular surprised and annoyed by his lack of shock, Dainton saying that the bugs weren't as bad as the other three were making them out to be, and if he had a choice he would stay on the rooftop all night and just eat bugs and drink whisky, saying they were like pork scratchings. Deciding that the bugs aren't enough Dan suggests upping the ante with something worse than the bugs, Pancho soon suggests something 10x worse than the bugs....

## Gallery of eww

Frozen poo

Voodoo trance
Mexican wrestling

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*You two girls are about to get a taste of what Luche Libre is all about*"
— Mexican wrestler

This was a stunt performed by Pritchard and Dainton fighting Mexicans. It is the third time the boys have been in wrestling match.

## Recipe for disaster

* Mexican wrestlers
* Unprofessional Welsh men
* Arena
* Chair

## Let battle commence!

Before the stunt the boys were using a remedy that involved manure and oil being smeared across the body to prevent pain, Pritchard suggested testing it out.

Dainton and Pritchard got changed in a bathroom into some appropriate clothes. They soon started their green mile walk to the ring where Mexican wrestlers were ready for them. Pirata Morgan and Electroshock was the selected opponents for the boys. At first all four of them shown off some tricks but as soon at the bell went the boys were in trouble. Dainton started punching Pirata in the face but it did little to nothing, Pirata grabbed Dainton and threw him to the ground multiple times. Dainton was de-masked by Pirata and even smashed to the ground.

Electroshock and Pritchard entered the ring and started fighting. Electroshock grabbed Pritchard and started punching Pritchard in the back of the head multiple times. Electroshock kicked and tripped Pritchard over before grabbing his head and tearing off his mask. Pritchard is then picked up and throwing to the ground.

While Pritchard was busy with Electroshock, Dainton was thrown back into the fight by Pirata. Dainton is repeatingly thrown to the ground while Pritchard is having his head punched in. The two wrestlers push the Sanchez boys into each other and constantly kick/punch one another.

Dainton gets kicked in the head by Pirata which leads to Pirata attacking Pritchard soon after. Dainton takes the opportunity of not being attacked to crawl away and leave his friend behind to torn apart. Pritchard is ganged up on by the wrestlers. Pritchard is grabbed by one while the other hits him with a chair on his back. Pritchard's torment doesn't end there, the two wrestlers kick Pritchard while he is on the ground. The wrestlers then decide to leave Pritchard alone and celebrate winning.

## Aftermath

Pritchard was reasonably angry at Dainton for leaving him behind in battle however Dainton was even more angry by the fact that Pritchard was the one who suggested taking part. Dainton's head was in a lot of Pain and had a lump growing from the kick. Hand marks were visible on the boys's neck and so were bruises.
Taser

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*You need self defense on the bus cause lately I've been fucking pissed off*"
— Pritchard

This is a fight that occurred in the third series of Dirty Sanchez and is a direct aftermath to the Pepper spray prank.

## Recipe for disaster

* Small compact space
* Taser
* Rivalry

## Electric avenue

As a direct aftermath to the Pepper spray prank pulled off by Dainton, Pritchard had hidden himself in the bathroom where he got ready a taser. Pritchard burst open the door and started chasing Dainton with a taser. Dainton tried defending himself from Pritchard by throwing a ash tray at him but it failed. Pritchard shocked Dainton a few times but soon Johnny B came stopped the fight. Johnny grabbed the taser off of Pritchard and confiscated it.

## Aftermath

"*You mad fool*"
— Johnny B after taking the taser off of Pritchard

The taser is not seen again after the incident but Dainton did get a few shocks and this incident would spark the more deadly side to the Pritchard vs Dainton rivalry.

## Gallery of pain

Mouse trap