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Hollywood House

The entrance to the house.

*Barfers* cast & crew

Sad Kid

This is a **house** in the Hollywood Hills, CA.

## Description

Jim and his dad lived here for an unknown amount of time.

Eventually the house was rented by Ethan on two occasions to plan and throw a birthday party for Julian. A hitman barged into the home and fired a rifle inside, but he was eventually murdered on the back patio. Similarly, another unwanted guest known as Licker arrived during the planning of a second party and defecated on the patio.

The house eventually came into Rikkee's possession and was used as the setting for the reality show, *Barfers*, in which its eight participants lived and partied. It was referred to as “Barf House” during the run of the show.

At some point following the show’s end, the house was inhabited by a sad kid.

## Stills

The dining area of the house.The pool.The Barf Crew in the main room.The main room.The Barf Crew on the back patio.The BBQ pit area.Tech Kid and Sad Kid in the main room at night.
## List of appearances

* *Sweaters*
* *Julian's 19th Birthday*
* *Barfers*
* *Julian's 20th Birthday*
* *A Sweet Surprise*
Skidmark

> "*Clobber me, Your Dirtyness!*"
> ― Skidmark begging Gorba to beat the crap out of him.
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**Skidmark** is the underworld alias of a Dirty and was one of king Gorba's top lieutenants.

## Biography

Skidmark had arrived at Rat Bastard and Bad Andrew’s home to collect Gorba’s “fealty” that Rat had evidently agreed to pay in the form of a check. He answered to Bad, informing him that despite Gorba’s interest in Rat, his patience had run thin; Bad, forever hateful of the Dirtys, ripped up the check and slammed the door on him.

Skidmark was later present when Rat arrived at the Dirtys’ Hive for the first time, scootering circles around him before crashing somewhere. That night, Skidmark received his bottle of G-Rex Juice and joined Gorba’s rally to punish Bad in retaliation for pummeling Rat. He participated in the “night ride” that night, riding a scooter as part of a convoy that set out through the streets to capture Bad. Somewhere in an empty field the next morning, he was present as one of Gorba’s enforcers who watched as Rat beat up Bad.

That night, Skidmark was present for Gorba’s ritual in which he donned Bad’s Hulk armor. Gorba called on Skidmark as a guinea pig to test his newfound strength, to which Skidmark eagerly accepted, enduring many painful punches to please his king before being knocked to the ground. Skidmark was later fast asleep at Gorba’s feet as the entire Hive slumbered. Gorba later woke his minions after realizing Rat and G-Rex were attempting to steal his Hulk armor; Skidmark chased G-Rex out of the Hive.

Skidmark returned to the Hive by the next morning and fought against Bad, Throater, and G-Rex as they attempted to defeat the Dirtys and rescue Rat. However, he was defeated by Bad. Sometime after the battle, he joined the other Dirtys in proclaiming G-Rex their new king.

## Stills

Skidmark and his cohorts guard Bad Andrew.Skidmark slumbers at his master's feet.
Nate Flicks: A Netflix Infomercial

> "*Meet Nate Flicks, Netflix's brand new digital assistant who is here to revolutionize your viewing experience.*"
> ― Tagline
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***Nate Flicks: A Netflix Infomercial*** is a satirical commercial created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

Steve turns on the TV and watches an infomercial for Netflix, beginning with a scene from *The Big Bang Theory* featuring Elon Musk. After Musk’s joke, the scene fades to reveal a Netflix logo and a man, Nate Flicks, standing in front of it, introducing himself as the host of the infomercial and a digital “viewing buddy” one can use to navigate Netflix.

One of his features is reading movie trivia while playback buffers. However, this eventually messes up the playback and Steve is left confused. Another feature has Nate making viewing recommendations for the viewer, but when he turns on *Legends of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole* in lieu of the unavailable *The Town*, Steve disapproves.

He tries to lower the volume, but Nate suddenly is able to take control, pumping the volume back up and demanding Steve wait to see his most important feature. There’s an ominous knock at the door, and Nate instructs Steve to get the door. After some hesitation, Steve obeys, and opens the door to reveal the real Nate, who just stands there, threateningly. After some time, he pulls out a DVD of *The Town* from his coat pocket, and Steve breathes a sigh of relief. They hug, and he welcomes Nate inside. The Nate on the TV is happy with the result, and bids farewell to the audience.

The real Nate throws the disc into a DVD player and makes popcorn, which are actually still kernels. He sits down on the couch next to Steve and they silently watch a scene from *The Town*. In true Flicks fashion, Nate suddenly recites general info about the film, which unnerves Steve.

## Stills

Steve watches TV.Nate welcomes in the viewer.Nate reads off trivia facts to get the crowd hyped.Nate loves the movie Steve doesn't.Nate about to show Steve his final and most important feature.Steve can't believe Nate is real, or at his doorstep.
Mr. Kemp

Kemp about to explode.

> "*My therapist told me that teaching would be a creative outlet, but all it’s done is make me question the futility of my own miserable life! You are the most horrible self-centered children I’ve ever had to work with, and I can’t do this! I just can’t do this!*"
> ― Kemp has a complete meltdown.
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**Mr. Kemp** is a physics teacher at The High School.

## Biography

For the last period on the last day of school before summer, Mr. Kemp apathetically taught a small group of students about physics, citing Squilman’s Law as a way to help them build bridges out of toothpicks. Once he realized none of the students were paying attention to him, he had a mental breakdown and claimed this group of kids were the worst he’s ever had to teach before storming out of the room and locking the door to Lab 5 from the outside.
Hotel

> "*Is there room for 2 in room 147?*"
> ― Tagline
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***Hotel*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

In his hotel room at a Holiday Inn Express & Suites, a Hotel Guest watches a special Oscars FYC DVD of a short drama film entitled *Just What I Wanted* and claims it’s the best Oscar-nominated film he’s ever seen. He shuts off the TV and heads into the hallway to get some ice. He eventually finds the machine but it dispenses no ice. Three boys in sunglasses approach him, and the Guest realizes it’s Jack, Rack, and Zack, the stars of Just What I Wanted. Starstruck, the Guest tells them how much he enjoyed their film, but all three deny they ever made it. Though he’s taken aback, they reveal they’re just kidding, and high-five him on their way out.

The Guest returns to his room ecstatic, but finds that the TV had been turned on and the DVD evidently removed. A bit confused, he turns the TV off and attempts to go to sleep, but is woken up by the TV turning on again. When he turns it off, he is shook by brief, random appearances of a man in a chef’s outfit, but the man, Chef Ghost, claims he’s a ghost trapped in the room and that he just wants a friend.

The two become friends and Chef recounts the story of how he painfully died by being accidentally deep-fried in his dad’s cooking pot. Feeling for him, the Guest asks how he can help, to which Chef hands him a note and tells him to deliver it to his dad. Elaborating further, Chef says his spirit was instantly attracted to Room 147 because he and father spent a lot of time together at the hotel, though now he’s trapped for eternity while his dad resides next door in Room 145. He tells the Guest that once his dad reads the note, he’d disappear forever.

Accepting this, the Guest heads next door and delivers the note to another guest, allegedly Chef’s dad, which reads “Room 147. You Suck Dad -Son”. At the same time, Jack, Rack, and Zack sneak into Room 147 to meet with Chef, who reveals he stole the Guest’s wallet as part of their setup. The man from next door barges in and demands who wrote the note, scaring Chef.

## Stills

The Guest grabs some ice.Rack denies being an actor.Chef Ghost gives the Guest a mission.The other guest reads the message.Four con men.
Van Nuys Middle School

The front marquee.

Mr. Michaelson

This is **a middle school** located in Van Nuys, CA.

## Description

Located near a fairly bad part of town called The Pit, the school was empty and left alone by at least the start of summer. It featured an electronic marquee out front, a gated fence, and a concrete yard.

Rat Bastard, presumably a student at the school, met a schoolboy named Stevie on the stoop one day, spinning a story about how their teacher, Mr. Michaelson, signed him out of fourth period to spend the day with The Rock. Later that day, Rat and his older brother, Bad Andrew, had a heart-to-heart on the stoop.

## Stills

Abandoned bikes outside the stoop.A sign on a school fence.Rat and Stevie on the stoop.Rat walking behind the school yard.Bad watches Rat head to the school's entrance.
Lenny

> "*I’m just as young and handsome as the day I turned seventeen.*"
> ― Lenny taunts Pip Pup.
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**Lenny** is Pip Pup's former best friend and Jonah's biological father.

## Biography

In the late 1960s, Lenny, then-seventeen years old, befriended a boy named Pip Pup. One day, Lenny stole Pip Pup’s grandmother’s famous pecan pie from the windowsill. When Pip Pup discovered this, he captured Lenny and locked him away in the Age-Isolating Chamber as retribution for stealing the pie. For forty years, Pip Pup would beat and torture his former best friend, who had still remained biologically aged seventeen due to the chamber’s effects. Through unknown means, Lenny eventually would have a son, Jonah, whom Pip Pup would adopt as his own. As time wore on, Lenny’s mind became warped due to the chamber’s effects.

Lenny reconnected with Jonah, now a teenager, after Jonah had accidentally opened the Age-Isolating Chamber, freeing his father. Lenny told Jonah the story of he and Pip Pup. In addition, he recounted how Pip Pup often beat him up in the chamber and even made him eat his own feces. Jonah can’t help but feel for his real dad. Despite their newfound bond, however, Lenny unexpectedly stabbed Jonah with a lethal injection, claiming he never really liked him. He then stuffed Jonah’s body into the Age-Isolating Chamber. Lenny then sought out Pip Pup.

Pip Pup discovered Lenny had been freed, and chased him into the streets. Pip Pup injured Lenny via his SUV, but Lenny managed to escape. Badly hurt and going insane, Lenny had a hallucination of his dead son. However, Pip Pup tracked his blood stains and found him, knocking him out cold. When Lenny woke up in Pip Pup’s captivity, Pip Pup revealed that the pie incident forced him to devote his life to making Lenny’s a living hell. He also was aware of Jonah’s death minutes prior, claiming that the effects of the chamber had caused Lenny to go crazy.

Though Lenny believed he’s still normal, Pip Pup disagreed, believing him to always be a coward and a thief. Therefore, Pip Pup decided to kill Lenny. To save himself, Lenny claimed he still had the pie and, while distracting Pip Pup long enough with talk, defecated into a hidden aluminum container. He handed what appeared to be a pecan pie to Pip Pup, who initially wasn’t fooled by what he believed to be just an ordinary pie from Gelson’s supermarket. To his shock, it was revealed that what Pip Pup was tasting wasn’t a pie at all, but in fact was a final act of revenge by Lenny for making him eat his own feces at every meal while trapped in the Age-Isolating Chamber.

## List of appearances

* *Pip Pup*
* *Pip Pup 2*
Tech Kid

Tech Kid makes a deal.

> "*We're jumping off into the Hulu Plus zone.*"
> ― Tech Kid makes a deal over the phone.
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This **kid** appeared after Sad Kid conjured him up via a magic Pringles can. Tech Kid proceeded to talk, text, and type his way through seveal different business calls while handling many different forms of Internet-related technology. He eventually hung up and noticed Sad Kid.

## Stills

Tech Kid blabs in front of Sad Kid.Tech Kid asks about the Dark Web.Tech Kid crunches the numbers.
We Have Friends Cinematic Universe Wiki

## Welcome!

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## Explore

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Nuts

> "*They did everything together.*"
> ― Tagline
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***Nuts*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

Twin brothers Bertram and Beauford do everything together, such as waking up together, combing their hair, brushing their teeth, and painting. One day, they meet a tenant in their apartment, and both of them fall in love with her. Bertram seems to take the initiative over Beauford, and over time, he and the girl become a couple, much to Beauford’s dismay.

Beauford wakes up alone. He combs his hair alone, and brushes his teeth alone, causing himself to bleed. He angrily ruins a portrait of himself that Bertram painted before suffering an intense panic attack.

Bertram and his girlfriend return to the Brushes’ apartment, where Bertram paints a portrait of his girlfriend instead. When Beauford asks where Bertram was last night, he says he was out with his girlfriend. In Beauford’s jealousy, he suffers another, angrier panic attack.

The next morning, Beauford awakes with a drawn-on beard. He takes the glasses off his brother’s dead body lying next to him, and goes to meet his girlfriend in the elevator, who doesn’t realize he’s not Bertram until it’s too late.

## Stills

Bertram shows the Tenant her portrait.Beauford wakes up a new man. Bertram doesn't.Beauford becomes his dead brother.
G-Rex Juice

> "*It's real.*"
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***G-Rex Juice*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

In a poorly-made amateur commercial produced by G-Rex, X, and friends, G-Rex shows the audience how to enhance themselves via his signature G-Rex Juice energy smoothie. X typically watches on from afar as G-Rex clumsily dumps seemingly random ingredients into a blender, often getting off topic.

For the final and most important ingredient, G-Rex calls on X to donate blood to the mix; G-Rex slices X’s palm open with a knife as X recites a ritualistic prayer in ancient tongue. After X’s blood has been spilled, G-Rex turns the blender on, but is hesitant to drink his final product again. G-Rex’s father barges in and demands he drink the drink.

Finally, he acquiesces, but ends up vomiting in the street after his first sip, and continues to do so after more sips. G-Rex heads down to the home gym to showcase the health benefits of the drink, including push-ups, cardio, and weigh-lifting before thanking the audience and retiring to watch anime with X.

## Stills

X can't watch.G-Rex prepares X for the blood sacrifice.Mr. Matthews barges in.G-Rex can't keep it down.G-Rex shows us some of the muscular benefits of the drink.
Get Wrecked

Rat Bastard episode

**"Get Wrecked"** is the first episode of *Rat Bastard*.

## Logline

Two brothers struggle to survive on their own in Van Nuys, California.

## Summary

School's out for the summer, and with nothing better to do, Rat Bastard stomps on a TV remote in the middle of the street while his older brother, Bad Andrew, spray-cheezes the asphalt.

While gathering money for food, Bad discovers that Rat stole their absent father's mailed-in check from him and steals it back. Later, Rat meets with Stevie on the stoop of the empty Van Nuys Middle School and recounts a fake story about how Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson picked him up from school one day in order to impress him. Unimpressed, Stevie leaves.

Returning to their home, Rat and Bad eat Doritos n' Milk. Bad, wearing his signature toy Hulk mask, answers the door expecting a UPS delivery with the toy set's Hulk Hands. Instead, he finds Skidmark, a member of the Dirtys, who asks that Rat pay his fealty to Gorba--king of the Dirtys and the child underworld--for entry into his gang and for protection. In disgust, Bad denies Skidmark's request and rips up their father's check, causing the brothers to fight. Distrusting of Bad's ability to care for them, Rat runs away.

Finding Rat alone, Bad reconciles with him, claiming that he doesn't need Gorba. He mentions that his friend, G-Rex, can help them out with their money situation. After making amends, Bad's Hulk Hands box arrives empty, instead containing a message from the Dirtys implying that their first down payment to Gorba are the Hulk Hands themselves. However, Rat and Bad are both illiterate, and don't know what it says.

## Stills

Bad's spray-cheeze message to Rat.Bad smashes Rat's guitart hero.Van Nuys Middle School.Rat and Stevie.Rat isn't all there.Bad talking about the Kardashians.Bad as Hulch.
Tryouts

> "*Tryouts.*"
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***Tryouts*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

After drinking a few Diet Cokes, Zeke starts to work out on an exercise machine while Julian plays video games. The intensity heats up, and Zeke continues to down Diet Cokes during the workout. At some point, he loses his shirt but never stops chugging away.

Jonah runs downstairs saying he brought some Diet Cokes, and is startled to see Zeke, who stops exercising once he notices Jonah. They’re shocked to see each other like this. Julian yells at Jonah to get out of the room.
Assistant Coach

> "*Just got a call from the other team—they went to Wildwood instead!*"
> ― The assistant coach informs the Sweaters of their first victory.
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The **Assistant Coach** is the assistant coach of the Sweaters, a high school basketball team.

## Biography

After the Sweaters arrived for their first game only to find an empty court, the Assistant Coach hurried in to inform them that the other team went to go play against a different school instead.
Tanner's brother

Tanner's brother goes full sibling.

> "*My house, my hell.*"
> ― The boy threatening his brother.
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This boy is Tanner's **younger brother**, and participated in an alleged commercial for Ross clothing stores with him.

## Biography

After Tanner demanded the whereabouts of his corn dogs, his younger brother admitted that he lied about them, and proceeded to rattle off a list of grievances against him. Despite telling Tanner to get out, Tanner began to pummel him, until they both caught Tanner’s friend peeping through the door. Tanner stopped attacking him once they realized he mentioned Ross, and the boy started reciting a list of items one could purchase from their stores.
Jack

Jack, after signing autographs for the hotel guest.

> "*Everything was going great until I somehow ingested six gallons of Mtn. Dew Baja Blast. Everyone thought I was dead, but I could hear everything.* Everything*.*"
> ― Jack tells the Hotel Guest how he ended up in his room.
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**Jack** is an actor known for playing Actor 1 in the film *Just What I Wanted* and its sequel, *Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”*.

## Biography

Jack and his co-stars, Rack and Zack, were present at the Holiday Inn Express & Suites, where they conspired with a person calling himself Chef Ghost to steal a hotel guest’s wallet. He met their target in the hallway and, after realizing he was a big fan of *Just What I Wanted*, gave him a high-five. Later, the trio entered the guest’s room to confirm with Chef Ghost that the wallet had been stolen.

Following production on *Just What I Wanted*’s sequel some time later, Jack attended the wrap party on the beach, where he ingested six gallons of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and blacked out. Believed to be dead, Jack could still hear in his comatose state, and overheard the film’s director, Brim Chamberland, debate with Chef Ghost, now an executive producer, on what they should do with his body. Chef Ghost ended up keeping Jack’s body in a closet at the Staybridge Suites.

When Chef Ghost got the Hotel Guest liquored up, he dumped Jack’s body with him and claimed Jack’s blood was now on his hands before leaving. Hours later, the Guest managed to revive Jack, reminding him they had met in the previous hotel a while back and got him to sign autographs. Jack then told the story of how he ended up in the closet before resolving with the guest to track down Chef Ghost, who returned just as they agreed to partner up.

## Stills

Chef Ghost drags Jack back to the hotel.Jack and the guest make a pact.Jack in character as Actor 1.
## List of appearances

* *Hotel*
* *Hotel 2*
Ricky's

Ricky's's first day.

> "*I tell myself every day that I didn’t come out here from Tarzana for nothing.*"
> ― Ricky's in an interview.
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**Ricky's** was a castmember on the reality show, *Barfers*.

## Biography

Ricky’s had apparently abandoned his wife in Tarzana and a career at Goldman Sachs to join the Barf Crew, and along with seven other guys, was selected to live in the Barf House for a summer as part of the show. He introduced himself on the first day along with the other members, and soon became the least popular guy in the house due to constant business calls, among other things. On Day 12, Ricky’s joined the group as they hung out on the back patio, though no one really liked him. He ended up rudely throwing up on Drips’ lap and expressed little remorse afterwards, claiming he didn’t come out from Tarzana to do nothing. On Day 26, Ricky’s participated in a barf party, and continued to participate well into Day 42, around which time Whestin was kicked off the show and Ricky’s took part in the Barf Gauntlet to commemorate his departure. Later, Ricky’s witnessed Drips achieve 1,000 points for masturbating.

Later on, Ricky’s ruined the mood with his iPhone games during a back patio session. Drips threw up in Ricky’s seat as retaliation for the time Ricky’s barfed in his lap, but Ricky’s didn’t seem to notice or care. Rikkee came outside and told them the show was being canceled, causing Ricky’s and the Barfers to freak out in fits of rage, though Ricky’s later calmed down and appeared more interested in his phone. The group came together to hold hands for a moment of silence, during which Ricky’s constantly took photos. After Rikkee received another call from network instructing them to play up the intensity to stay on the air, Ricky’s joined the group in celebration.

When Whestin returned, Ricky’s enthusiastically welcomed him back. The crew threw a barf party, during which each member speculated whether Drips was truly the self-proclaimed Wild One. Ricky’s believed Drips was his intern, and didn’t like his sense of humor, later revealing that he was terrified and hateful of Drips. Ricky’s later lost Whestin and Troy from his side and after they had misidentified Drips and could only watch on as the rest of the group partied without him. After taking a selfie, Ricky’s later stuck a gun in his mouth to attempt suicide, but ended up throwing up instead.

After the show had ended, Ricky’s was deemed ineligible to be inducted into the *Barfers* Hall of Fame.

## Stills

"It was a good summer."Portrait of Ricky's.Ricky's joins the toast to the best summer ever.Ricky's in an interview.Ricky's takes a selfie.
Drips

> "*I barf a lot, so I think I’m the Wild One.*"
> ― Drips introduces himself.
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**Drips** was a castmember on the reality show, *Barfers*.

## Biography

Drips, along with seven other guys, was selected to live in the Barf House for a summer as part of the show. He introduced himself on the first day along with the other members, and soon became a popular guy in the house. By Day 12, Drips had grown close with the group, hanging out and joking with them during their back patio sessions. After Ricky's rudely threw up in his lap, Drips reflected on the incident, revealing that he cried sometimes due to the expectations the others put on him. On Day 26, Drips participated in a barf party, and continued to participate well into Day 42, around which time Whestin was kicked off the show and Drips took part in the Barf Gauntlet to commemorate his departure. Later, Drips achieved 1,000 points for masturbating.

Later on, Drips joined the crew as they hung outside while Ricky’s ruined the mood with his iPhone games. Drips threw up in Ricky’s seat as retaliation for the time Ricky’s barfed in his lap. Rikkee came outside and told them the show was being canceled, causing Drips and the Barfers to freak out in fits of rage. The group came together to hold hands for a moment of silence. After Rikkee received another call from network instructing them to play up the intensity to stay on the air, Drips proceeded to chant “Drips!” with the rest of the group in celebration.

When Whestin returned, the crew threw a barf party, during which each member speculated whether Drips was truly the self-proclaimed Wild One. While many supported him, others did not. In an interview, Drips said that he believed with all of his heart that he’s the Wild One and could do anything if he set his mind to it. Drips attracted most of the guys to his side, and was last seen dancing during a ceremony to commemorate his greatness.

After the show had ended, Drips was inducted into the *Barfers* Hall of Fame.

## Stills

Drips and the crew outside.Drips barfs on Ricky's.
Azuki

character

*Hah! If you think my tail's gonna stand up straight and happy just from you pattin' me, then you got another thing comin'!"*
– Azuki, *Nekopara*
**Azuki** (アズキ *Azuki*?) is the oldest of the Minaduki catgirls. Her breed is a Munchkin Cat.

Contrary to her age, Azuki is one of the shortest of the Minaduki catgirls as well as the most youthful in appearence due to her Munchkin traits; this is in stark contrast to Coconut who is the third youngest, but appears to be one of the oldest. She has brown neck-length hair tied up by two cat-themed hair clips into small twin tails on the opposite sites of her head. She has brown eyes, and a striped tail.

Her casual attire consists of a Sailor suit-style white sleeveless buttoned shirt with blue collar and a red ascot. She wears a blue pleated skirt, and black Mary Jane shoes with white ankle socks. Her gold bell is hung from a red choker around her neck.

Azuki is one of the most responsible of the Minaduki catgirls, often acting as their supervisor when helping to run La Soleil. However her brash personality often sees her come to blows with her sisters, in particular Coconut. Deep down however, she cares about her family and their well-being, and checks on them even if she previously had a fight with them.

Azuki's fatal flaw is that she has trouble expressing her emotions or desires, which she hides behind her tsundere facade. Both Coconut and Vanilla have demonstrated the ability to see through this trait, at times forcing her to become honest with herself.

After becoming Kashou's catpanion, she actively attempts to become more honest, this in turn causes her to get into less fights with her sisters.
Garbage

**Garbage** is the underworld alias of a Dirty formerly in the employ of king Gorba. He was present during Rat Bastard's beating of Bad Andrew and presumably participated in the battle at The Hive, where he was defeated.

## Stills

Garbage and his comrades in the wastelands.Garbage and his comrades in the wastelands.
Actor 2 (Not What I Wanted)

## Actor 2

Actor 2 talks to Actor 1.

> "*Hi, I used to be your girlfriend, but I broke up with you.*"
> ― Actor 2 speaking to Actor 1.
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**Actor 2** is a character in *Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”*, portrayed by Girl 1.

## Character biography

Actor 2 used to be Actor 1’s girlfriend, having known him since birth, until she broke up with him. She meets him on the beach and confesses to him that she always loved him and wants him back.

## Stills

Actor 2 confesses to Actor 1.Actor 2 and Actor 3.
## List of appearances

* *Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”*
Number 10

> "*I know how to play ball, idiot, watch me sink this.*"
> ― Number 10 before missing a shot.
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This student is a member of the Sweaters high school basketball team, wearing jersey **Number 10**.

## Biography

He was present at team tryouts, and acted condescendingly towards Jim, claiming he knew how to play ball despite missing a free throw by a mile. When Jim told him to aim for the hoop, he sunk the shot. After Jim was made captain, he was immediately chosen to join the team and participated in team practices and training. He celebrated their team’s victory-by-forfeit against an opponent that never showed up for the first game. He was eventually asked by Jim to join him at a fancy restaurant for dinner in lieu of his date, and they shared an awkward experience. Later, he participated in a game against an indomitable German team and had nearly given up when Jim inspired him to help the team make a single basket despite losing the game by 99 points. He celebrated their small accomplishment and later headed to Applebee’s for a celebratory dinner.

## Stills

10 makes a basket.10 at the first game.10 at dinner.10 watches in awe as the Germans destroy them.
Julian's 18th Birthday

> "*Julian is 18.*"
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***Julian's 18th Birthday*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

At Ethan’s house, he and Jonah speculate what it’s gonna be like at Julian’s birthday party later that day. Out of the blue, Tim arrives to bring the boys bad news: now that Julian is turning 18, he can’t associate with them due to their immaturity. He gives the boys a contract detailing the terms of their separation from Julian, under penalty of death. Both boys begrudgingly sign the contract, and Tim apologetically leaves.

Later, the boys bemoan their situation, but Jonah believes that if they just act like they’re older, they’ll be able to go to the party. When Ethan asks how they’d do this, Jonah is interrupted by a commotion outside, then, suddenly, Charlie, bursts through the door in extreme panic, claiming he doesn’t want to die. He is immediately pursued by a crazed Rastafarian man with a pistol, claiming Charlie stole his son’s remains and firing wildly into the air.

The chase resumes outside, where both the man and Charlie scuffle over the location of the man’s son’s bones. Jonah rushes out to aid Charlie, who has procured his own pistol. Jonah later picks it up and engages in a moving standoff with the man while Charlie tries to calm him down between them. Jonah ditches the pistol and makes a run for it but is incapacitated by the man, who rushes back to get Charlie but is shot in the arm when he picks up Jonah’s dropped weapon. Meanwhile, Ethan, having never left the room, finally musters up the courage to help Jonah. However, he soon finds himself in the man’s headlock with a gun to his head, insisting that Charlie take the shot. Charlie misses the man and shoots Ethan square in the head, sending him to the grass.

Afterwards, Charlie, Jonah, and the man, having taken off the Rasta wig, sit on the curb, exhausted. The man reveals that he overheard Jonah and Ethan discuss being more mature to go to their friend’s party, and says there’s nothing more to it than wearing deodorant and feeling sad. Jonah has a change of heart, and realizes that he still likes being immature.

## Stills

Tim offers his ultimatum.Ethan and Jonah are left devastated.Ethan and Jonah wonder how to get older.The keys to adulthood? Dedorant and sadness.
Series Premiere

Barfers episode

**"Series Premiere"** is the first episode of *Barfers*.

## Logline

Eight dudes come together at Barf House to have the perfect summer.

## Summary

Chrent stands with Whestin at the edge of the Barf House, overlooking the valley below. He narrates, “This was the perfect summer” before Rikkee jumps in and spews on both of them.

The eight members of Barf House introduce themselves on the first day of their stay. By Day 12, they’ve grown into a tight-knit group, hanging out and joking. Ricky's, however, finds it a little harder to fit in, and things take a turn for the worst when he purposely throws up on Drips’ lap with little remorse.

In an interview, Drips reflects on the incident, claiming he didn’t have a problem with it, but rather living up to the expectation as a popular guy in the house secretly makes him cry. Troy says he preferred to remain bipartisan, while Ricky’s himself insinuates that he’s going to make everything count considering he came all the way out from Tarzana.

The boys praise the best summer during a barf party by Day 26, earning points for barfing. On Day 42, the party still rages, and Rikkee uses a hidden camera to film Troy sneaking up behind Geoff, the camera guy, and barfing on his head. Z.J.! arrives to replace Whestin, who is given a fond farewell via the Barf Gauntlet, and the group resumes partying.

In Z.J.!’s interview, he states that he is thankful to have joined the crew after finding their ad in the classifieds. Whestin reflects on his time in the group, but his interview is interrupted when Drips masturbates under his pants in front of the rest of the crew, propelling him to reach 1,000 points.

## Stills

Ricky's on Day 1.Drips on Day 1.The boys pose for a shot.Geoff, the camera guy, on camera.Z.J.!'s interview.Whestin's exit interview.
The Manor

The entrance to the basement.

Lenny

Tim

Julian

Tanner's brother

This is a large **manor** somewhere in Los Angeles, CA.

## Description

The manor had been in use since at least the 1960s, possessing a basement with a secret compartment known as the Age-Isolating Chamber in which Pip Pup trapped his friend, Lenny, for forty years. Pip Pup visited the chamber often and would eventually inhabit the manor, in addition to Lenny’s son, Jonah, whom Pip Pup adopted years later. When Lenny escaped the chamber, he killed Jonah and placed him inside, but was himself captured by Pip Pup and psychologically tortured by the manor’s backyard hearth.

Tim and his son, Julian, would eventually live in the manor. Julian’s friends Ethan, Jonah and Charlie had an altercation in the kitchen. Julian and Zeke hung out in the basement on at least one occasion, with Zeke using exercise equipment and Julian playing video games.

The kitchen eventually became the filming location for G-Rex’s commercial, *G-Rex Juice*, having been donated by the mother of the cameraman, likely Ronny's. G-Rex and his associate, X, used the home gym and watched TV in the basement. Another alleged commercial for Ross stores was filmed in Julian’s room by Tanner, his brother, and his friend, despite Tanner's brother claiming it to be his house.

Jonah practiced stand-up in Julian’s room one day. The new Julian, Julian 2.0, arrived to bear witness, controlled by Tim. Zeke would later perish in this room.

## Stills

Jonah, Julian, and Ethan at one of the entrances.A main room of the manor.The Age-Isolating Chamber in the basement.The basement.Lenny walking up the stairs leading from the basement.Pip Pup in the backyard hearth area at night.G-Rex filming his commercial in the kitchen.Zeke exercising in the basement, inches away from the Age-Isolating Chamber.Julian sitting down in the basement.Tanner in Julian's room.Jonah practicing standup in Julian's room.
## List of appearances

* *The Windfall*
* *Pip Pup*
* *Pip Pup 2*
* *G-Rex Juice*
* *Tryouts*
* *Ross Commercial*
* *I Will Have All That I Want*
Two Cousins Meet for the First Time

> "*A short documentary about two cousins meeting for the first time.*"
> ― Tagline
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***Two Cousins Meet for the First Time*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

Cousin 1 is observing a fountain when suddenly Cousin 2 sneaks up behind him and grips him in a firm, inescapable headlock in various places around the garden. Then, he does so in an upstairs room before falling out of sight.

## Stills

Cousin 2 squeezes as hard as possible.Squeezing by the pool.
Good Friends

> "*They had fun.*"
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***Good Friends*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

Ethan reluctantly opens the door for Jonah, who has been knocking profusely. When he opens it, Jonah asks him how he is, only to have Ethan slam the door shut. Jonah resorts to ringing the doorbell incessantly, forcing Ethan to open the door again. After Jonah claims he was in a bad BMX accident, Ethan finally lets him in. Jonah asks for lemonade.

At the dining room table, Ethan provides Jonah with cereal and milk. Jonah tells him not to help him eat, and he proceeds to try and eat the cereal as best he can, shaking the entire time. Ethan patiently waits for Jonah to finish before asking him what exactly happened during the accident. Jonah tells a long story, which reminds Ethan of a similar event that happened to him. After some trauma, they finally calm down.

## Stills

Jonah rings the doorbell."What do you want?"
Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”

Title card

Girl 2

***Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: "I Have To Go"***, also known simply as ***Not What I Wanted***, is a drama film directed by Brim Chamberland and starring Jack, Girl 1, and Girl 2. It is a sequel to *Just What I Wanted*.

## Plot

Actor 1 stands on the beach and looks at the ocean, sad his girlfriend broke up with him. Actor 2 shows up and says that while she used to be his girlfriend, she’s always loved him and wants him back. Actor 1 confesses his love in return. Actor 3 shows up and also confesses her love for him. Though Actor 1 has known both Actor 2 and Actor 3 since birth, he can’t decide who he loves more, and claims this is now not what he wanted and now has to go. The titles play over the final shot, followed by the credits.

## Cast & Crew

* Jack...Actor 1
* Girl 1...Actor 2
* Girl 2...Actor 3
* Brim Chamberland...Director
* Chef Ghost...Executive producer
* Jone...Key Grip
* Charge...Best Boy
* Jint...Editor
* Thorm...Costume Designer
* Lars...Lighting
* Ian...Craft Services
* Rich...Stunts
* Rick...Stunts
* Zach...Stunts
* Mickey...Stunts
* Moe...Stunts
* Joe...Stunts
* Dack...Stunts
* Dash...Stunts
* Jill...Stunts
* Frank...Stunts
* Lank...Stunts
* Choe...Stunts
* Bro...Stunts
* Charles...Stunts
* Gnarles...Stunts
* Beaver...Stunts
* Trant...Stunts
* Cart...Stunts
* Darm...Stunts
* Phyllis...Stunts
* Begoniax The Witch...Stunts
* Razoff...Stunts
* Razon...Stunts
* RedLobster...Stunts
* Carl...Animal Helper
* Charl...Animal Helper
* Steve...Animal Helper
* Buzz...Animal Helper
* Nick...Animal Helper
* Thill...Animal Helper
* Jeff...Animal Helper
* Bratt...Animal Helper
* Raz...Animal Helper
* Phil...Animal Helper
* Austin...Animal Helper
Pip Pup

> "*A boy discovers the truth.*"
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***Pip Pup*** is a short film created by We Have Friends.

## Summary

One night, Jonah comes home to discover his dad, Pip Pup, acting suspicious, claiming that the red spatter on his face is from baking a cake downstairs. Jonah claims that he wants his real dad, and though Pip Pup says he is his real dad, sometimes his son’s questioning makes him wonder whether he still wants to be his dad. Pip Pup leaves, disappointed.

Believing more of the red stuff on the door knob leading to the basement is spaghetti sauce, Jonah heads downstairs to investigate, but only finds toys to play with. Suddenly, he is startled by a noise coming from the bookshelf, which he is surprised to learn is actually a secret door leading to a separate room. A bloody, tattered and deranged boy named Lenny falls out, revealing that he is Jonah’s real dad. They connect.

Lenny tells Jonah that after he stole his best friend Pip Pup’s grandmother’s pecan pie in 1960, Pip Pup never forgave him. In retaliation, he locked Lenny up on his seventeenth birthday in the secret room—dubbed the “Age-Isolating Chamber”—for 40 years, which explains his youthful appearance. In addition, he recounts how Pip Pup often beat him up in the chamber and even made him eat his own feces. Despite their newfound bond, Lenny unexpectedly stabs Jonah with a lethal injection, claiming he never really liked him. After hiding Jonah’s body in the Age-Isolating Chamber, Lenny calls out to Pip Pup upstairs.

## Stills

Jonah sees Pip Pup's face covered in blood."You disgust me."The chamber is opened.Lenny plunges lethal poison into his son.
Mr. Matthews

Mr. Matthews barges in.

> "*You gotta drink that goddamn thing. You made it, you drink it. I don’t care what’s in it—I don’t care if your piss is in it. Drink it!*"
> ― Mr. Matthews encourages his son.
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**Mr. Matthews** is G-Rex's dad.

## Biography

During the making of the G-Rex Juice commercial, Mr. Matthews barged in to press-gang his son into drinking the finished product.
Holiday Inn Express & Suites

The sign out fornt.

Chef Ghost

Jack

Rack

Zack

The Hotel Guest lived in Room 147 of **this hotel**, where he was cheated out of his wallet by Chef Ghost and several film actors. A second hotel guest lived next door in Room 145 and was also exploited as part of their scheme.

## Stills

The exterior of Room 147.An ice machine in the hallway.Room 147.The guest and the ghost in Room 147.The two guests meet at Room 145.
## List of appearances

* *Hotel*
* *Hotel 2* (flashback only)
Tim

> "*I had a watermelon! I was gonna hit ‘em with it! Didn’t you see me wink?!*"
> ― Tim berates Charlie for not getting the hint.
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**Tim** is Julian's dad.

## Biography

After overhearing Julian curse when he tells his friends that he found a one-hundred dollar bill on the ground, Tim emerged from a back room of his house to warn him about his foul language. Tim said hi to the boys before leaving. Seconds later, Tim emerged from a different room to angrily give Julian a final warning for cursing despite having mistook Jonah’s voice for his son’s; not tolerating his son’s back-talk, Tim left for the supermarket. Much later, Tim arrived with groceries just in time to witness a confrontation between the boys and two robbers over the money, in complete disregard to his own son lying on the grass while gravely injured. Tim spun a tale about Fiona from Shrek, and the love she had for Shrek despite his lack of wealth or means when compared to Lord Farquaad, in an effort to convince the boys to do the right thing and return the money. Tim cheered Charlie on as he moved to return the bill, but was shocked when Charlie decided to rip it up after having misunderstood Tim’s meaning. After the robbers fled, Tim berates Charlie for not picking up on his hint that he was going to bash the robbers in with his grocery bag so the boys could keep the money, having told the tale despite never seeing Shrek.

Some time later, Tim arrived at Ethan’s house out of the blue to bring the boys bad news: with Julian turning 18, he couldn’t associate with them due to their immaturity. He gave the boys a restraining order to sign detailing the terms of their separation from Julian, under penalty of death. After receiving their signatures, Tim apologetically left.

About a year later, Tim had captured a violent Rastafarian man whom he was aware had contact with Jonah at some point prior, having seen his rap sheet. During his interrogation, the man denied having ever seen Jonah before, but Tim, knowing this to be a lie, tortured him into revealing the truth. Tim told him he had made Jonah sign a restraining order preventing him from interacting with Julian until he came of age and that he was aware Jonah was about to breach the contract in order to attend Julian’s upcoming birthday party. Tim instructed the man to assassinate Jonah at the party, and he only agreed after Tim insinuated he’d get him his son’s beloved remains.

When Julian 2.0 interrupted Jonah’s stand-up routine practice, it was revealed Tim had been controlling him via a wireless joystick. After Zeke critiqued his choice of clothing for an upcoming date, Tim defended his robot-son before the group broke out into a musical number about Sherri, Jonah’s ex-girlfriend that Julian was dating. After he learned Sherri was anime, Tim eventually broke the controller in a fit of rage, causing Julian 2.0 to short-circuit.

## Stills

Tim spins a story.Tim arrives, all business.Solemn Timn.Tim in interrogation mode.Tim toys with the hitman.Tim unsettled.Tim confronts Zeke.
## List of appearances

* *The Windfall*
* *Julian's 18th Birthday*
* *Julian's 19th Birthday*
* *I Will Have All That I Want*
Actor 1

Actor 1, portrayed by Jack.

> "*Wow, I love my life. My family’s great.*"
> ― Actor 1’s first lines in *Just What I Wanted*.
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**Actor 1** is the protagonist of *Just What I Wanted* and its sequel, *Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”*, portrayed by Jack.

## Character biography

Actor 1 meets Actor 2, an FBI agent, on a park bench overlooking a lake. The agent informs him he has to leave his family via bus. Actor 1 gets on the bus and it drives far away. He meets Actor 3, another passenger, who tells him he’s going to do great things one day. After they shake hands, Actor 1 immediately falls asleep.

Actor 1 later finds himself on a beach, lamenting the fact that his girlfriend broke up with him. His ex-girlfriend, Actor 2, shows up, and confesses her love for him, which he returns. Suddenly, Actor 3 shows up and confesses her love for him, too. Realizing he’s known both women since birth, Actor 1 comes to terms that this is not what he wanted. He puts on spy goggles and then exclaims that he has to go.

## Stills

Actor 1 and Actor 2 meet on a park bench.Actor 1 awaits his new wife.Actor 1 talks to Actor 2 in a scene from the sequel.Actor 1 makes a hard decision.
## List of appearances

* *Just What I Wanted*
* *Just What I Wanted 2: Not What I Wanted: “I Have To Go”*
Donna

> "*The only way we’re gonna get through this is if we stop fighting.*"
> ― Donna imparts much-needed truth to her fellow prisoners.
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**Donna** is a quiet student at The High School.

## Biography

On the last day of school before summer, Donna, in addition to several other students, attended Mr. Kemp’s physics class in Lab 5 as the last period of the day. Along with her other classmates, Donna didn’t pay attention to Mr. Kemp, which caused him to storm out of the room, locking the door behind him. Donna tried to pry open the door, but to no avail. After Kenton got his contact, Stan, to come for them, Donna offered the group water to stay hydrated while they waited. Once the group unity started to break down, Donna exclaimed that the only way they’d get through their ordeal was if they all stopped fighting with each other.

Later, while Deckard, her secret crush, kept watch as the other students slept, Donna woke up, worrying to him that they might all miss summer. As the two began to grow close, Katie caught them in the act, and Donna apologized for overstepping her bounds. However, after Deckard made a sexist remark once it seemed she and Katie were going to fight, Donna instantly turned on him, seeing him for the pig he really was. After Deckard left the group to go fume in a corner, Donna and Katie reconciled.

When Deckard challenged Barry’s newfound authority, he was punched out by Kenton. Though Stan eventually arrived and apologized for losing the key to the room, the school janitor happened to be there and opened it up for them. Donna thanked Stan for his efforts and happily joined her new friends to begin their summer.

## Stills

Donna not paying attention.Donna and Deckard.Donna hides behind Kenton as Deckard makes his final charge.