Suuuper Dumb/Transcript

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It's 2am in the morning, and all the main Sterling girls are sleeping together.

Charlotte: Uahh.. I'm so hungry..

Amelia: Good job. Go to the 2nd floor and you'll find the kitchen.

Charlotte: Is there ice cream?

Amelia: Plenty. The ice cream freezer is the blue one with clouds.

Eleanor: Don't eat the strawberry cheesecake ice cream.

Charlotte: Sure.

Charlotte goes down to the 2nd floor, where she makes her way to the main kitchen and opens the ice cream fridge.

Charlotte: Woah, so many choices. There's black raspberry, and caramel brownie, and cookie dough, and melon, and-

Charlotte's tummy grumbles loudly

Charlotte: I better hurry up before I starve to death. Let's see, blueberry cream is nice, and there's also cherry tart. What's in the back?

Charlotte grabs a random ice cream tub from the back, and she widens her eyes which are now full of stars. In front of her is a strawberry cheesecake ice cream made by the world's most famous ice cream maker.

Charlotte: Ooh, I've never tried strawberry cheesecake ice cream before.. but Eleanor..

Charlotte sighs and thinks about what she should do.

Charlotte: I know that the person who made the strawberry cheesecake ice cream is the chef that created ice cream with no sugar, so eating it won't cause me a sugar high, but then again, this ice cream is Eleanor's.

Charlotte opens the tub. The ice cream only has 3 scoops taken. Charlotte begins to sweat profusely.

Charlotte: I mean, even if I did get a little bit, she might not notice since there's so much ice cream left.

Charlotte hastily gets a spoon from the spoon shelf, and silently closes the ice cream fridge. She takes a deep breath.

Charlotte: Yeah, I won't eat so much of it. How good can it be if it has no sugar anyways?

Charlotte takes a scoop of ice cream and puts the spoon in her mouth. As soon as she tastes the ice cream, her eyes have more stars and hearts. This ice cream may have not had sugar, but the amazing taste caused Charlotte to go bonkers anyways.

Charlotte: AHHHHHHHHHH! This is the best ice cream ever! How can this have no sugar this is the best!

Chaos ensues in the kitchen. Charlotte continues to eat and eat and eat and eat until the tub is empty, and Charlotte sleeps in the kitchen.

Fantine: Oh. My. Gosh. How does that woman ever expect me to live if she turns into a dinosaur whenever she eats?

Amelia: It's quite impressive actually.

Eleanor: I'll go to her and bring her back up here.

Eleanor goes down to the kitchen to find Charlotte drooling from the mouth, huddling the strawberry cheesecake ice cream. Eleanor screams, waking Charlotte up.

Eleanor: How DARE you eat MY precious ICE CREAM!

Charlotte: Huh? I only got like.. 1 tablespoon. See?

Charlotte looks down and finds an empty tub of ice cream. She looks at Eleanor straight in the eye and makes a run for it, hopping out the widow. Eleanor tries to follow, but she's too scared to jump out that window, but in seeing Charlotte's eyes, she jumps.

Eleanor: I SPECIFICALLY INSTRUCTED YOU NOT TO EAT MY ICE CREAM!

Charlotte: WHATEVER, FATTY, YOU OWN A WHOLE ICE CREAM FRIDGE ANYWAYS.

Amelia and Fantine watch from the sleepover room. Amelia gets a ladder and climbs down from the window.

Amelia: Would you 2 please stop? It's incredibly annoying.

Charlotte: THAT'S SOMETHING FOR YOU TO SAY, AMELIA!

Eleanor: YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE PART OF THIS!

Amelia: I'm just trying to help, ok? Mom and dad might get mad at us if we're too noisy.

Eleanor: THAT'S WHY WE CAME DOWN, YOU IDIOT!

Amelia: Alright, I'm going to have to leave you guys with mom and dad.

Charlotte: TATTLETAIL!

Charlotte and Eleanor start yelling at Amelia. Amelia sighs and slaps both of their faces. Eleanor jumps on Amelia, but Charlotte pulls her back.

Eleanor: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET SO PHYSICAL, AMELIA!?

Amelia: Because you 2 wouldn't shut up.

Then Fantine goes down the stairs in her nightgown, smiling and walking her way towards the fight. She blows a horn and smiles wider.

Fantine: Amelia, you're just ruining everything. The fight was more fun to see without you.

Normally, Amelia would think rationally and try to be patient with Fantine, but she was so done that she screamed and kicked Fantine. Fantine screams back and tries to run away, but it is no use, everyone else is faster than her. The fighting continues until they all get tired and go to sleep.