Sales

"Sales" is the 9th and final episode of DMD Adventures Season 1 and the 9th episode overall.

## Plot

Drake hears a gear falling on the ground and Miles explains that he is taking care of his grandpa's auto parts. Drake proposes to sell them on the internet, but Miles disagrees as he is afraid to get scammed. Dahl comes in and proposes them to do some sales in the centre of the city, since she previously went there to buy some books. Miles agrees with this idea and Drake decides to go too, in order to sell some sausages. Miles makes a milky joke and gets called weird by Dahl.

About 1 hour later, the three arrive in the centre. Drake and Miles are shocked by how many youngsters are at the horizon. Dahl goes to read in a quiet place, while the guys install their stands. A montage of people doing stuff is shown, such as an old man that constantly buys, a sportive named Rick Waterman promoting his water bottles (and is saboted by some satanist kids), 2 gypsies stealing a kid's scooter and a shady man selling kids amogus plushies. A Blonde chick comes to buy sausages from Drake, and the latter tells her a pick up line. The girl calls him a pervert however, ruining the rizz. A farmer named Mr Lock wishes to buy some spoilers from Miles and constantly tries to negotiate a smaller sum, going as far as claiming to have "mouths to feed" or proposing to get them for free and owing Miles a debt. The boy however tells him to get lost. Drake than gets another cocky customer, a stylist named Rizzy Valentine, who asks him if he has materials for a sausage spray. When asked what utility would that bring, Valentine insults Drake by calling him peasent.

After the sales ended, Drake asks Miles how much he sold, but got a dissapointed answer. Miles also makes fun of Drake's failed pick up, though he is more worried about his sister. Meanwhile, Dahl finished reading her book and commened on how stupid the ending was. The 2 gypsies from the montage harass Dahl by asking her what is she doing on their place. Dahl makes a sarcastic joke on how it's futile to answer, since they can't read books, but the Gypsy girl steals her book. The Gypsy boy makes fun of her until Dahl calls the girl a bitch, which makes him worried. The girl loses it and Dahl runs away. She is spotted by Drake and Miles, with the gypsies on her trail. Drake tries to scare them, but gets punched in the face. Miles menaces them with his fencing skills, and is amazed to see they do get scared. In reality, the 2 spotted The Nightcrawler behind the main trio, who also notice him once they turn their backs. The creature smirks and teleports by warping the reality. Drake says how they should have stayed home, and the season ends. In the post–credits scene, Dimitry gets tasked by a mysterious "boss" to complete the mission failed by the gypsies.

## Character debuts

* Mike
* Emo girl
* Old buyer
* Rick Waterman
* Gypsy girl
* Gypsy boy
* Moe Lester
* Blonde chick
* Mr Lock
* Rizzy Valentine
* Mr Winsley (indirectly referenced as "boss")

## Trivia

* this is the first episode where Dahl takes the role of a main character
* it's the first episode where The Nightcrawler makes a full appearence
* so far, it's considered one of the top 3 most amazing episodes, the others being Christmas '22 and Elevator
* it's the first episode with an outro song, though since it's a season finale, it was necessary
* it's the only episode (so far) with a post–credits scene