Dick Sandvich

"***WEAPON!***"

**Dick Sandvich** is a mentally challenged BLU Heavy TF2 Freak. He was originally created by YouTube user AJMZXFC, but adopted and redefined by TheInvertedShadow and AdmiralTrainstorm, both in radically different ways from each other.

## Appearance

Dick Sandvich appears as a BLU Heavy who wears a matching Tough Guy's Toque.

## Personality and Behavior

Dick Sandvich's demeanor in his introduction was similar to other Freaks inspired by Painis Cupcake, where he declared his name and then proceeded to threaten his victim. However, his personality was greatly altered by the two users who adopted the character.

* In TheInvertedShadow's videos, Dick Sandvich is depicted as a childish character who is not entirely aggressive; while he threatened Kami on their first meeting, a stab to his gut was enough to make him cry in a corner like a kid, and a Sandvich was enough for him to reconcile with her immediately. The two proceeded to become lovers afterwards.
* In AdmiralTrainstorm's videos, Dick Sandvich is a mentally challenged, or even insane person who loudly proclaims his own name and reveals his beloved "Weapon". He has an idiotic demeanor and an odd way of walking, usually with his arms flailing in the air or suddenly doing backlifts. He also sometimes has a tendency to speak in different voices, such as that of a Demoman.

## Powers and Abilities

Dick Sandvich's first seen ability was to be able to shoot people using only his fingers in a similar fashion to the in-game High Noon taunt. This can usually kill common mercenaries in a single hit.

His "Weapon", shown in AdmiralTrainstorm's videos, is a modified RED Blutsauger which can shoot an energy laser instead of syringes. This laser can electrocute and damage cyborgs, androids and robots, as well as being able to produce medium explosions if they hit organic beings.

## Faults and Weaknesses

Between his depictions, Dick Sandvich is an overall poor fighter who usually fails to hinder anything more than common mercenaries, making him among the weaker fighters in the TF2 Freak World.

* His mental instability does not let him stand his ground against mid and high rank Freaks due to his stupidity, inattention, lack of common sense and overall ineptitude.
* He does not seem to be able to take out his "Weapon" without screaming its name first, thus rendering him unable to sneak on enemies.

## Trivia

* Dick Sandvich's name followed a humorous trend of giving characters a first name of a certain body part and a surname of a kind of food, following suit of Painis Cupcake. Other notable examples are Dic Soupcan and Ass Pancakes.
* In his first video appearance, he resembled a standard RED Heavy. Following his second video, Dick Sandvich has been consistently depicted as BLU-teamed, with TheInvertedShadow's version of the character possessing a custom skin.
* Dick Sandvich's sexuality is inconsistent between his depictions. In his introductory statement in AdmiralTrainstorm's videos, he claims to be homosexual, yet in more than one video by TheInvertedShadow, he is portrayed as the lover of Kami (who is clearly a woman), thus making him at least bisexual.

## Notable Videos

### By the Creator of the Freak

* *Dick Sandvich rapes someone* (Reupload)
* *Dick Sandvich strikes again* (Reupload)

### By the Community (TheInvertedShadow)

* *Kami Meets The REAL Dick Sandvich*
* *Dick Sandvich VS Spyane*
* *The New Descent Begins*
* *A Light In The Darkness*
* *Dick Sandvich and Natascha Visit a Trading Server*

### By the Community (AdmiralTrainstorm)

* *Today's the day I repair my Microwave!*
* *The return of that one 6th Sentient dude*
* *Totally viewtiful gimmick vido ya know?*
* *the invert shad-o and cheese guy fight to the death ya know (20)* (Unavailable)
* *Theinvertedshadow's quest for factual evidence 2: Labet1000 strikes again!* (Unavailable)

#### *NUCLEAR SCOUT series*

* *NUCLEAR SCOUT 4: THE WRATH OF DICK SANDVICH* (Reupload)