Our Funky Fart File

This is an electronic book with a battery-powered farting keypad; it was released to coincide with the 5th anniversary of Jess and The Big Rippers on August 27th, 2014.

## Usage

When the 2-digit codes inside of the book are punched in and the ENTER button is pushed, it makes farting noises!

## The Farts

* 01-The Fire Extinguisher-This imitates the noise of CO2 being sprayed from a fire extinguisher.
* 02-The Real Silly Whoopee-This imitates the very, very loud noise of a whoopee cushion and makes everybody giggle!
* 03-What Just Happened?-This wet fart leaves others up in arms about who made that squidgy noise!
* 04-The Power Atom-This long, distinguished and ridiculously loud fart imitates an atom bomb booming.
* 05-The Windstorm-This fart imitates the noise of a tornado blowing.
* 06-The Hairdryer-A breezy fart that imitates the noise of a blow dryer; this fart can dry wet hair, too!
* 07-The Sparkplug-This fart imitates the noise of a race car engine revving.
* 08-The Tailpipe-This fart imitates the noise of a vrooming RV.
* 09-The Firecracker-This fart imitates a firecracker popping at a big soiree.
* 10-The Splatter-The biggest, longest, wettest and loudest fart of all!
* 11-The Stutter-This fart comes out in bits and pieces rather than a big, loud blow.
* 12-The Stinger-This imitates a wasp in the summer because of the noise and the fact that it hurts your eyes...OW!
* 13-The Shockwave-A forceful fart blown with all your might; it makes disastrously stormy weather, too!
* 14-The Flamer-This really hot fart burns your underwear!
* 15-The Canis Lupus-A bloodcurdling howl that frightens everybody in close proximity!
* 16-Intestinal Flatus Maximus-A huge fart that imitates air escaping from a great, big balloon.
* 17-Butt Balloon Pop-Short, super loud and to the point, this fart imitates a popping balloon; it is usually followed by an Intestinal Flatus Maximus.
* 18-The Squirter-This is short and wet; it also requires a trip to the lavatory.
* 19-The Nose Blower-This imitates the noise made when you blow your nose.
* 20-Horribilus-This causes wallpaper to peel away; its famous noise imitates a raspberry!
* 21-The Dinner Wrecker-This is the aftermath of a good supper; it causes painted walls to lose their colour!
* 22-Butt Socket-A really loud and low rumble that wakes deep sleepers.
* 23-Dirty Laundry-This fart makes you soil yourself; its noise imitates rain-boots in a puddle.
* 24-The Flyby-This fart imitates a soaring airplane's jet engine.
* 25-Butt Bombardier Beetle-A bunch of hot, minuscule butt bangs that smell like bombardier beetle spray.
* 26-Butt Mosquito-This fart's noise imitates a mosquito's call.
* 27-The Popsicle Melter-This fart is as warm as a summer evening; its noise imitates a flag flapping in the springtime breeze.
* 28-The Squisher-This fart's noise imitates a child jumping into a mud puddle.
* 29-The Wipeout-This long, wet fart imitates the noise of somebody falling in water.
* 30-The Cockney Cheer-This absurdly loud and long fart can make a music hall echo...echo...echo...echo...echo...echo...echo...echo...echo...echo!
* 31-The Hammy Greaser-The aftermath of pork chops with Worcestershire sauce...it's lengthy and squelchy!
* 32-The Camp Crackler-A fart that imitates a crackling bonfire at summer sleepaway camp.
* 33-The Crooner-The most beautiful fart known to men, women, girls and boys, it's a breezy, airy fart reminiscent of a lounge lizard's love song in a jazzy cabaret club.
* (34-69 TBA!)