Channel Parody Songs - by FairfaxZake

## Team Rocket parody

Team Robbotron

(Worf) Prepare for trouble!

(Captain Picard) Engage the shovels!

(Dr Heinrich Von Voiceover) To protect the stream from dicks in hats,

(Pope Gossip III) To unite all Fuckloaves within the chat,

(Northern Grandfather) To avoid the visits from Saucy Nugs,

(Christopher Sharken) To feed the streamer with sweets & bugs!

(David Yikes) Robbo!

Tron!

(The Guardian) You 'Goeth North' and be very afraid

(John) 'Play Marbles now!' or prepare to raid!

(Kevin-Chan) Sugoi!

(D.A.D.) That's lunch!

## 12 Days Of Christmas parody

On the twelfth day of Stream-mas,

Mrdarkroom gave to we...

...twelve cheerers cheering

...eleven swigs of Pepsi™️

...ten 'loaves a-laughing

...nine Kevin dances

...eight Maids a-witching

...Se7en Of Nein a-scaring

...six dicks a-banning

...FIVE SNACKDOWN TIERS!

...four connected things

...three uke chords

...two 'Noot! Noot!'s

...and

...a

...terrible

...'Crap Moviiiiiiie'

## Lord's Prayer parody

'The @mrdarkroom Prayer'

Our streamer,

Who art in London,

Robbotron be thy name,

Thy 'Dark Room' come,

Our deaths be done,

On stream as it is in live show,

Give us this day our daily feed,

And forgive us our spamming,

As the mods ban chat dicks who spam against us,

And lead us not into predictions,

But deliver us from Se7en,

For thine is the sex neck,

the beanie and the Marbles

For ever and ever,

Da-rren!

## Wellerman parody

'The Robbotron' Shanty

There once was a stream that we all know

And the name of that stream was the Robbotron show

The mods were swift, the Marbles rolled

Roll, me Fuckloaves, roll

Soon may the Robbotron come

To bring us shovels and ducks and fun

One day, when the shovellin's done

We'll take our ducks and go

Was it two minutes? I can't tell

When down on him the poster fell

John called all mods and gave them hell

Predictions should be paid

Soon may the Robbotron come

To bring us shovels and ducks and fun

One day, when the shovellin's done

We'll take our ducks and go

After the bits had hit the chat

The farts began and that was that

They come thick and fast, with a doff of a hat

The fart loop stops the show

Soon may the Robbotron come

To bring us shovels and ducks and fun

One day, when the shovellin's done

We'll take our ducks and go

Our cat was cute, our D.A.D. cooked food

An' the streamer's mind was always on Bude

And he would frolick half in the nude

He took that tone down low

Soon may the Robbotron come

To bring us shovels and ducks and fun

One day, when the shovellin's done

We'll take our ducks and go

For forty seconds (who's keeping score?)

The shovel went up and down once more

All ducks fell off, there were only four

And joined the poster on the floor

Soon may the Robbotron come

To bring us shovels and ducks and fun

One day, when the shovellin's done

We'll take our ducks and go

As far as I've heard, the show's still on

The hype train rolls, and the raid's not done

The Robbotron makes his regular call

To disparage the chat room, 'loaves and all

Soon may the Robbotron come

To bring us shovels and ducks and fun

One day, when the shovellin's done

We'll take our ducks and go

Soon may the Robbotron come

To bring us shovels and ducks and fun

One day, when the shovellin's done

We'll take our ducks and go

## Beatles song name parodies

'Beatles For Recorder':-

While My Audience Gently Weeps

Help!

Run For Your Life

Leave Together

Hey Jude! (Stop Playing The Recorder!)

(I Can Hear You) Across The Universe

Being For The Benefit Of Absolutely No-One!

Oh Dear Purrdence!

Not Getting Better

Earplugs (That's What I Want)

Please Mr Postman (Don't Bring John Any More Recorder Books!)

## Master Of The House parody

@mrdarkroom does 'Les Mis'?

My neighbour's cat, my yeasty loaves of Fuck

My dicks in chat, my always shovelled ducks

My kids of D.A.D. spend their bits in my stream

Raiding viewers raiding in

They type in my chat

And emote while I'm a cat

Welcome, Fuckloaves, sit yourself down

And meet the best Twitch streamer in town

As for the rest, they're not as good

They don't play uke and Snackdown on food

Seldom do you see Aussie men like me

A gent of good content Who's content to be

Master of the stream, doling out the points

I'll tell you to 'Get fucked!' (hypermobile joints)

Show a Saucy Nug, makes a little vom

Chat and mods can get a chance to vote for 'Nom'

Glad to do the 'loaves a uke tune

Doesn't cost me to be nice

But no points gets you nothing

All rewards have got a little price!

(No 'Threesome'!)

Master of the stream, Sooty, Sweep and Soo

Ruining some childhoods with a thrust or two

Pepsi to the Max, ooog-ing with a pin

Loadin' up the Marbles while I play them 'Gin!'

Everybody bless the streamer!

Everybody bless his mods!

Everybody raise Squiraffe

Raise it up the streamer's ass

Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the stream!