Ralsei Dreemurr

-The Prince of [WORD EXPUNGED FOR LEGAL REASONS]

-Extremely gay prince (Goomba)

Gemini Wing Episode 4 (Court Special)

Gemini Wing Episode 5 (Houseboat Special)

Gemini Wing Episode 6

Gemini Wing Episode 7

Gemini Wing Episode 8 - SEASON FINALE PART 1

Gemini Wing Episode 9 - SEASON FINALE PART 2

> ***"Saliva combined with blood from a wound causes a bunch of NASTY infections. I know this. I was a nurse. I have a PhD in this shit."***
> ***-Ralsei, Gemini Wing Episode 5***
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Ralsei Dreemurr, or GhettoRalsei or Ralsgay, is one of the main protagonists of The Gemini Wing and a certified dumbass (real).

## Appearance

Ralsei is a humanoid goat furry creature thing, and seems to be around 5'5" in height, yet somehow being able to be lifted up by The Goomba from the Mario Movie, who is literally 4'9". He has pink eyes and horns, along with wearing an outfit which consists of a mostly green and black color scheme, wearing a green, slightly worn robe with a pinkish-red scarf, a triangle-patterned green and black ruana over his robe, and black stockings, along with having thick thighs and being a gay furry, a combination of utter chaos and insanity. He also wears mascara on his eyes for no other reason than Ralsgay being a dumbass thicc gay femboy furry. Beware the pipeline.

He also may be voiced by DAGames Will/Bryce Pinkham in headcanons.

## Personality

GhettoRalsei is very sardonic and pessimistic, being a far cry from back in the day, when he was innocent, forgiving, and extremely naive. Now, thanks to tragic, unforeseen events, GhettoRalsei has now become a 20-year old gay stoner who is extremely sarcastic and irritable, being very blunt (pun intended) and to the point, only acting on the same level of kindness and love to the people he's close to, such as his boyfriend Goomba.

Although he has done some VERY morally incorrect things (such as putting kale in the cake), his main perk is that he's honest, and wants others to be honest, too. One such example is when, in the Court Special, he chastised Goomba for making stupid pickup lines instead of just going for it, leading to Ralsei kissing and then punching Goomba for no discernible reason other than hysteria.

Ralsei in the Gemini Wing lore also canonically has autism, said autism being very high-functioning.

## Lore

### Backstory

To begin, Ralsei began his life in the Dark World; after the absolute horror and chaos that were the events of Deltarune before the Gemini Wing, Ralsei's dad had left to get milk, as well as his uncle and every other male member of his family tree. Eventually, he had to relocate to Detroit, and proceeded to spend five weeks becoming more sardonic, abrasive, and apathetic, escalating into Ralsei being the complete opposite of his original self, and becoming the Prince of Fa[Word has been vetted for legal reasons].

Finally, when Ralsei turned the age of 20 years old, he became a weed addict, along with his friend, Tainted Judas, and then became known as GhettoRalsei, proceeding to steal numerous rags, patches, cloth, linen, silk, and other various materials, and use magic and sewing skills to make himself a brand-new, slightly tattered and worn fit (shown above). Ralsei and Judas were also master burglars; forcefully entering stores and Markets, killing the Shopkeepers within them, and taking anything of value the market may have. After numerous successful heists, Ralsei and Judas received an anonymous tip from a strange individual that there was a Market located near Downpour, and that the shopkeeper held onto one of the Keys of the Libra, motivating the two further to plunder more and to purloin the Key.

### Season 1: Chapters I-IV

However, what they soon discovered would permanently alter their destinies, as also in that shop looking for the Key was The Goomba from the Mario Movie, a very goofy, sarcastic, and extremely gay individual, prompting Judas and Ralsei to threaten him and act extremely abrasive to him, when suddenly, dire circumstances due to Ron caused the three to be forced to work together, having to survive the threats of Ron, W.D. Gaster, The SOUL, and even Doctor Sex.

Almost immediately, Goomba began making jokes about how Ralsei was "kind of bad", just attempting to goof around and lighten the mood, which slighly irritated the latter. However, after a while, the behavior became non-ironic and much more frequent, with Goomba regularly hitting on Ralsei and frequently attempting to flirt with him, much to Ralsei's chagrin. And after being repeatedly separated from The Gemini-Squad and suffering through an extremely long court trial (The Gemini Wing: Episode 4 - Court Special), Ralsei exploded at Goomba and said that if he wanted to ask him on a date, he needed to just do it instead of lingering. He then proceeded to kiss Goomba and then punch him in the stomach, which caused Goomba's fear of confrontation to sprout and drive him to leave, causing Ralsei to become extremely pissed and storm out of the courthouse in frustration, retreating to the burnt-down Market, with Sora, The orb the orb the orb, and Judas following after him.

### Chapters V-IX

After Ralsei was promptly interrogated about his frustrations, Goomba suddenly materialized out of nowhere and proceeded to invite him to a houseboat date to bake a cake, with Ralsei eagerly accepting. The next day, Ralsei showed up at Goomba's Houseboat, proceeding to almost immediately get harassed by Ron, forcing Goombsei to violently kick Ron's ass and send him back to Taiwan, with the aftermath being Ralsei and Goomba baking a chocolate cake, Ralsei almost putting kale in the cake, Goomba flirting even further with Ralsei, and finally, Ralsei and Goomba passionately making out in the bedroom... only for Ron to interrupt again by crashing into the window, causing several millions of glass shards to impale himself.

The next day, Ralsei and Goomba are forced to deal with the schizophrenic ravings of The cube the cube the cube, the rampant degeneracy of the three Experiment 49s, and having to fend off The Malice, but to no avail, as the Malice locates Ralsei, near-permanently fuses with his brain, creating an extremely cunning and sly fusion of Ralsei and the Malice, that being the Rarushi King himself, Azzy. After getting his ass nearly destroyed by the Gemini-Squad, Azzy was forced to retreat, escaping through a portal and hopping onto numerous pillars, eventually accidentally stumbling into Goomba's space houseboat, where Goomba then began pleading for the Malice to give "his extremely gay prince" back. This prompted Azzy to threaten Goomba and decide to kill him after being repeatedly insulted, but not before asking what Goomba's last words would be.

Goomba then decided to belt out a whole paragraph essay detailing just about everything, that which is exhibited and conveyed below

GOOMBA: "So I'm gay, right? And I love a prince. A prince of [for legal reasons, I cannot say this word], but I love him nonetheless. And maybe our first date didn't go so well, but that's okay. I know that our future dates can be much better than the shitshow that was our first. Thing is, I can't have future dates if you steal Ralsei away from me. Even worse, I can't poke his thicc thighs to make them jiggle. In short, nothing's gonna stop me from getting him back. Not you, not Gaster, or any other goober that tries to thrash our date. So hand over my nerd ass prince, will ya?"

The worst part about this is that it actually worked

This essay speech then proceeded to break Ralsei out of the trance incited by the Malice, with the Malice being ejected from his body, with Goombsei finally sharing a tender moment together for once, not interrupted at all, as they make out with absolute affection and love for one another, with Goomba then proceeding to remove Ralsei's glasses, which, ironically, allowed him to see much better, being able to see the face of his lover, and cherish him.

However, Ralsei then noticed his glasses were held together by very flimsy tape, inciting him to snap his glasses in two and reveal the Third Key, with Ralsei immediately having PTSD flashbacks from the Malice that The Door (aka what has been until now the Squad's main destination, with them wanting to collect three keys to open the Door) would not provide them for riches, instead releasing The Anomaly. However, Ralsei and Goomba decided not to worry about it since they were holding onto the key, and proceeded to resume violently making out with one another.

Surprisingly, though, the Keys actually possess their own will, so after a while, the Key got bored and proceeded to fly off to the Door itself, inciting Ralsei and Goomba to chase after the key, track it down, and stop it from unlocking the door. They failed, as the Anomaly was released, and just as the Squad prepared themselves, they were immediately knocked out by Skullkat, who restrained them and attempted to kill them. Fortunately, Ron suddenly arrived, proceeding to attack Skullkat and give the Squad the opportunity to flee, with them then witnessing that the Anomaly was already collapsed and deceased from ravaging the land, and while the Squad was sailing away from their captors, Goomba then proceeded to make the absolutely shocking decision to then propose to Ralsei, with the latter accepting in panic and haste. This transported the Squad away from The Depths all the way to The Cathedral, where Jeebus and Jesus proceeded to officiate the wedding ceremony between Ralsei and Goomba, wedding them together after they admitted their vows.

GOOMBA: "I vow to be awesome, epic, amazing, and to never shut the fuck up."

RALSEI: "In the name of Jeebus and Jesus, I, Ralsei, take you, Goomba, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this zeptosecond forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in cringe and in based terms, to love and to cherish, until parted by death. This is my vow."

Ralsei then proceeded to dare Goomba to pick him up in a bridal carry, with the two making out as Judas stared in absolute confusion and bewilderment, most likely due to the fact that he wasn't with the Squad before, but now, before he had even known it, he was transformed into the ringbearer for Goomba and Ralsei.

## Trivia

* Ralsei is based on the same character of the same name from the hit video game Deltarune, Ralsei, who is one of the main protagonists of the game.
* Ralsei's voice actor is named after a mix between DAGames Will and Bryce Pinkham, that being Will Pinkham.
	+ As a result, Ralsei's voice sounds somewhat effeminate, but still has some identifiable masculine traits in his voice as well.
	+ Thanks to the mix, Ralsei's voice is British, being very soft most of the time and being very feminine-sounding.
* Ralsei in the Gemini Wing lore is canonically autistic.
* The original art for Ralsei was drawn by the artist Xexe, who makes many pieces of art similar to the Ralsei one above.
* Marcus Pumpkin