8. DIXI: Series 4, Imperfect Harmony

## Imperfect Harmony - Dixi

Billie tries to coax a confession from her latest suspect and is asked an interesting question.

### Writer

Dan Berlinka Robert Butler Jon Macqueen Nina Metivier  Laura Major Eva O'Connor

## Episodes Transcripts and Timings

Today on the Adventures of Billie, the shredder's mask has fallen,

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the cat's out of the bag, the rat's got its...cheese.

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OK, I'm not really sure where I was going with that,

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but basically I'm now convinced it was Selene all along.

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I've got to prove it was her, cos school is pretty hostile right now.

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I'm still getting major silent treatment from everyone.

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Not having my team is like the worst feeling ever.

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I've got to win back their trust, prove Selene framed me,

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and what better place to get the band back together

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than the music room?

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I've got to put Selene in the room with someone she'll open up to -

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a kindred spirit, who hates me just as much as she does.

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Selene practises everyday at this time,

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but today I've double booked her and Echo.

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I've put one of the mean leaflets here,

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and when they see it,

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Echo is sure to start talking about how evil I am,

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and Selene won't be able to resist joining in.

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I'm hoping she'll see tonnes of mean stuff about me,

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and give herself away,

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because while all that's going on I'll be in the cupboard...filming.

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WHISPERING: Here we go.

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I booked this room for singing.

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Mascara must have clogged your eyesight.

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I have a booking every day.

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But I have to rehearse my election song, it's important.

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So are my grade exams. If I want to join a top orchestra,

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I can't afford to miss practice.

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Fine, I'll sing anyway.

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They haven't seen the flyer, this is a disaster.

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SHE PLAYS GUITAR

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1. Don't want to be what they want me to be

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1. I'm more than that

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1. If you've been invisible so much it makes you miserable

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1. I've been through that. #

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I don't believe in compliments, my mum says they inspire laziness,

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-but...

-That sort of sounded OK.

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It actually so did.

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Not that I, like, care or, like...

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even want you to, but if you wanted, we could maybe...

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Play together for a bit?

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I was going to say jam, cos, you know, it sounds cooler.

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-Yeah.

-Yes, she's seen the flyer.

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Oh, "the singing saddo."

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All it took was one little catchphrase,

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and everyone thinks I'm a loser again.

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Billie ruined my campaign.

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I'll show her who the saddo is.

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Sorry, I know you guys are close.

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Only when we were literally chained together.

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Well, take it from me, stay well away.

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One minute she's your friend,

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the next she's printing lies about you.

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-I'm not 100% sure she did this.

-Selene is about to confess.

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I was there when she was giving them out.

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It doesn't fit her personality type.

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Don't get me wrong, she's annoying,

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very, the whole superhero obsession, nails on a blackboard,

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but having been forced to experience her friendship circle first-hand...

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I can't recall a moment when she was actually mean to someone.

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She's always nice to everyone.

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Including me.

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This is a terrible confession.

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In conclusion, is she irritating?

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Yes, but disloyal?

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I don't think so.

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Have I made a mistake here?

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TAMBOURINE JINGLES

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What was that?

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Hey!

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Not late for the jam, am I?

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-Were you spying on us?

-No!

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What gave you that outlandish idea?

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You were in the cupboard, filming without consent.

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Well, yeah...

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Wait, you know I'm in here at the same time everyday.

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You were spying on me.

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OK, so I maybe sort of thought that you could have been the shredder,

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but after hearing you, I'm guessing I was wrong.

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No, I was wrong for thinking you could never betray someone's trust.

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That was a disaster.

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Selene and Echo totally busted me and NavyBlueBrightDeer is unliking

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all my Dixi posts,

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but at least one good thing came from my failed stakeout.

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Echo posted this overnight.

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Hello, hello!

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It's Echo, Echo!

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As you may have seen, me and Selene have been jamming,

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and it doesn't make me want to stick my head in a bucket,

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so we've decided to form our very own band, Vox Pop.

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Selene came up with the name.

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If someone had told me a few weeks ago me and Selene would be musical

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partners in crime, I would have laughed.

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Well, smiled awkwardly.

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But she really is legit good.

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I guess some people are just too cool for mainstream school.

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Anyway, together we are finding our voice, so watch this space.

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Or listen to it anyway.

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Never mind, you know what I mean.

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Don't look at me.

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Good for them, but I'm back to square one.

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You're right, AmazingExoxo,

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all of this arguing is only helping the shredder.

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I can't fix this on my own.

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I need...

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-Bubs!

-Hey.

-Bubs, wait.

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What do you want, Billie?

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Don't you have a Blake campaign meeting to get to?

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Maybe when you're done shutting down the anime club you could

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close an orphanage or punch a kitten.

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I would never do anything to hurt orphan kittens!

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Look, just give me two minutes, I can explain everything.

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I'll give you one minute.

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OK, look, I know that I messed up, but... Are you timing this?

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Yeah, I said one minute, and you better start talking.

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You've only got 45 seconds left.

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OK, look, I'm sorry that I joined Blake's campaign,

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but I only did it because I thought Echo was Alessandro, The Shredder,

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Deleter, Eraser, but then someone switched the leaflets and attacked Echo, and so it couldn't have been

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her, but it made it look like I did it, and so everyone hated me,

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and then I got a message on Dixi from a girl who used to

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be in the year above Jane, and she got me thinking about how this started.

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So then I suspected Selene and tried to spy on her, but she was actually

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really nice about me. But then she caught me secretly trying to film

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and now she hates me too and I'm back to square one.

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Yeah, I know all that. I saw the vlogs you posted yesterday.

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Then why did you make me tell you everything in a minute?

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I wanted to see if you could do it, and you did all right,

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-you've still got about ten seconds left.

-So we're cool?

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Yeah.

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Well, I am, you're a massive nerd.

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-I hate you too.

-And, look, I've been thinking,

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maybe Selene knew you were hiding in the music room.

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You're no Nightcrawler when it comes to stealth.

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Maybe she said all that nice stuff just to throw you off.

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OMD. I never even thought of that.

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But how do we prove it? She's double,

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triple suspicious of me know.

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We talk to the one person in the school who gets her, but we've got

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to go in hard, use the element of surprise, and catch them off guard.

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Computer science students only.

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Drop it, Django. We need to talk about Selene.

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Why? What have you heard?

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Plenty. We know everything, OK?

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I better go see her now, then, before this spreads any further.

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Well, that was easier than I expected.

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What are you all doing here?

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Are you still spying on me?

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No, today we're going to find out the truth.

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-Django...

-The truth is...

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1. I was never into relationships

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1. I never miss them

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1. But now you've been downloaded into my operating system

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1. I can't release you from my rom

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1. Selene, please be my date to prom. #

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I accept. Pick me up at seven on the night,

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-no flowers, because of my allergies.

-Confirmed.

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-I'll message your prom itinerary.

-That's it?!

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I thought you were going to prove that Selene's the big

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-whatever who's behind everything?

-No, where did you get that from?

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Oh, so now you're just making up wild accusations about me.

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MESSAGE ALERT Wait, new message from Alessandro.

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What does that mean?

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It's my guitar.

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Alessandro's kidnapped it.

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Poor Selene.

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She really loves that guitar.

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Maybe more than anything else in the whole world.

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I really hope she gets it back, too, Purple Fairy.

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In fact, I'm going to make sure she does.

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Konichiwa. Everyone's looking for Selene's guitar,

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but what happened this morning made me realise

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there's something I need to do first.

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Wish me luck. Gracias.

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-Found your guitar yet?

-Yes, that's why I'm still searching everywhere.

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I can tell from your sarcasm that you're still looking.

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I'll help you as soon as I've talked to Billie.

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Selene, Pascal has established a perimeter.

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-If your guitar's in the school, we'll find it.

-We have to.

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I have a very strong emotional bond with it.

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I've also pinged you an interactive map,

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-so we can tell which areas have already been searched.

-Not bad.

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A bit clunky, but it's great, thank you.

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Django, do you know where Billie is?

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Yes, she's in quadrant five.

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-Brilliant, very helpful.

-Do you know where quadrant three is?

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I'm supposed to be searching there, but I can't remember if Django said

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-that's the gym or the cafeteria.

-I don't know.

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Amani, can I ask your advice?

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If someone was going to ask you out...?

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Oh, no, I am completely done with boys - real or imaginary.

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-You.

-Alessandro!

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That name again. That's what your friend called me.

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My name's not Alessandro, it's Shak.

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We met at Astor Rathbone. Shak, Amani. Amani, Shak.

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I just found out you created a fake Dixi profile of me

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-that's been going around trolling people.

-I...

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I mean, what did I ever do to you? I don't even know you.

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Take that profile down and leave me alone.

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I'm sorry, I never meant to...

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SHE GASPS

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-Billie, wait!

-I can't stop now, Bubs.

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My only hope of anyone talking to me ever again

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-is finding Selene's guitar.

-I'm talking to you.

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-Two minutes.

-"I'll give you one minute."

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Hey, none of that.

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I just wanted to ask you...

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Billie, been looking for you everywhere.

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Why, so you can fire me from your campaign again?

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I'm so sorry about that.

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Victor said someone switched the leaflets.

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I should never have accused you without proof.

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-No, you shouldn't have.

-Let me make it up to you.

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You know, I really respect how you fight for what you believe in.

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-I know we don't agree on everything, but...

-Anything.

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..but that's no reason why we can't be friends.

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We just need to get to know each other better.

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Starting with...

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-..prom.

-What?

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It would be my happiness and my honour if you would be my date.

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A prom-vitation?

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-Is this a joke?

-I've never been more serious.

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Don't answer now.

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I know I've got a way to go before you'll trust me.

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Please just think about it.

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OK, I'll think about it.

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Thanks, that's all I ask.

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Well, that's new.

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I'll deal with this later.

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Right now, back to the guitar search!

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Oh, what was it you wanted to ask me?

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-Nothing.

-OK.

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Doesn't matter.

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Worried about not getting a date to prom?

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Not blessed with movie star good looks like me?

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Then why not offer an extravagant gift voucher like swimming with

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dolphins or a studio recording session?

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When the date's done, just say the gift voucher got lost in the post.

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Simple.