Survivor: Mexico (Fan fic)

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## Episode 1: "This Twist Is So Fierce!"

Jeff:Hello, welcome to Mexico. 3 chats battle it out to prove who is the best in Survivor TRD vs TDRPW vs CW!

Jeff:The TRD  has moved wikis many time always trying to find new power. When will they stop.

Derpy's Confessional:I'm the queen bee. I always get what I want no matter what. I'm really popular that I almost quit wiki but i reaziled that these rejects needed me. This show needs me. I'll be in charge.

Izzy's Confessional:I.

Izzy's Confessional:Love.

Izzy's Confessional:#Blindsides.

Tyler's Confessional:People always call me bland and its get annoying. I'm not bland. I can play and win this game better then anyone.

Jeff:TDRPW has always been the change but the amount of users have always changed. Many has quit and then returned but they are sure that they are the best.

Heo's Confessional:I do have morals. I am christain man and I know what is best.

Chwiis's Confessional:Does it get hard leaving with these fgts 24/7? Yes. But like come on we are much better then these other two wikis.

Rocky's Confessional:It time for a rockpublican to win this game.

Jeff:WC on the other hand has changed a few times but with there strick rules they always comes out on top.

Serenely's Confessional:I might only be 13 but I have a  of leadership that has made this wiki really popular.

Ash's Confessional:I might be new here but I'm strong, smart, and hot. I can outplay, outlast, and outwin anybody here. I'm not sure if everyone knows that yet but they will.

Maria's Confessional:I can unblocking.

Jeff:Okay guys opening twist. You guys will all vote out someone right now!

Izzy's Confessional:OMG THIS TWIST IS SO F.IERCE!

Jeff:TRD revals votes.

Jeff:?

Izzy:I voted

Jeff:okay.

Izzy:bc

Izzy:He is rude.

Milkshake's Confessional:I don't know what his problem with me is but I want to get to the bottom of it.

Derpy:I voted Noah because he is ugly.

Tyler:I voted Noah since he is the .

Cabbage:Not to be rude but I also voted Noah sorry noah. :(

Noah's Confessional:I'm not sure why i keep getting votes.

Noah:I voted Tyler.

Milk:I voted Noah.

Jeff:Okay Noah come up here, meanwhile TDRPW reval your's votes.

Aqua:I voted Rocky since he doesn't make his small poatoes rock.

Rj:I voted Rocky because he is fat.

Dark:Voted RJ cuz im so max goof.

Heo:I voted RJ since we don't need snitces.

Rocky:RJ

Chwiis:Rj

Jeff:Rj come here and finally WC.

Everyone:\*Votes Maria\*

Maria:Yes.

Jeff:You three will all go to EI for three days till the  by. The rest of you head to camp.

### Exile Island

Noah's Confessional:I'm upset that I was voted off first but hey I'm not out of the game. I get it i was the youngest but Thomas will give me strength to move on.

Rj:Maria can you build the shelter?

Maria:Yes.

Rj:Noah can you go get water?

Noah:Sure, but what will you do?

Rj:Um get food.

Rj's Confessional:everyone knows that there is always an idol hidden at EI Island and I wanna be the one to find it.

RJ:\*out looking for the idol\* It gotta be here somewhere.

RJ's Confessional:They usally put it inside a tree or something.

RJ:\*check in a bush and finds poop\* not there\*

Rj's Confessional:Or in a tree.

RJ:\*puts hands down and finds an idol\* YES!

Rj's Confessional:I found it. I feel just like my hero Kelley Wentworth! \*rubs hands together\* Sneaky sneaky.

### TDRPW Camp

Heo's Confessional:I think our shelter should be like a church for us to worship jesus in.

Heo:Okay guys this is how we we will build the shelter.

Chwiis:We should build it near the swap so we can live like ogers.

Heo:Why don't we vote on it? I chose chruch.

Chwiis:Oger, don't you agree donkey?

Dark:Swap.

Aqua:Church hates the gays so I will chose swap.

Chwiis's Confessional:So we are doing the shelter at the swap. Should be good.

Aqua:\*building while linking faarah aberman gifs\*

Aqua's Confessional:I'm on survivor just like faarh!

Heo's Confessional:I may have lost the battle but I will not lose the war.

Surfer's Confessional:Chwiis is so gross, it make me hate the fact that we are both from the same wiki.

### TDBB Camp

Cabbage's Confessional:Derpy has kind of took over as leader, I'm just going to keep quiet and watch him dig his own grave.

Izzy:DEAD.

Cabbage:why?

Izzy:I just saw a tree.

Lego:Wow I care.

Milkshake's Confessional:Izzy is annoying and he already has it out for me for no reason. I'm going to need to start an allaince to target him before he goes after me.

* MIlk,Derpy, and Tyler go get water\*

Derpy:How do you feel about us three togther?

Milk:I love it, how about we target Izzy first?

Derpy:We will see.

Derpy's Confessional:Already in control. I can tell that this allaince will be strong.

### Challenge

Jeff:Let welcome back Noah,Rj, and Maria!

* challenge happens\*

Jeff:WC loses you guys are heading to tribal!

Booty's Confessional:Heading to tribal sucks, but at least we have an easy target in Maria who we can all agree to just vote out first again.

### WC Camp

Maria's Confessional:HI dawny.

Wendy:No offesive guys but let just all keep it easy on everyone and vote her out.

Wendy's Confessional:I just want to keep it easy on everyone and just vote out Maria.

Solar's Confessional:I would vote out Maria.

Wendy:Everyone agrees?

Ash:Yeah.

Ash's Confessional:Everyone wants to get rid of Maria but I personally find Blake really annoying and hard to live with and would love to get him out first. I'd only need four votes.

Ash:Maria would you vote Blake?

Maria:Yes.

Maria's Confessional:Me scared i target.

Ash:Solar vote Blake remember how he turned on you in the org?

Solar's Confessional:Blake is untrustworthy, maybe I should just vote him out and be done with him.

Ash:Booty vote blake.

Booty's Confessional:I'm the swing vote tonight, Maria you can tell who to vote and dont ask questions. There nobody else you can do that with. But is it really worth drawing a line in the sand this early? Idk

Ash:\*looking at solar\* Do you think she would do it?

Solar:IDk.

Ash's Confessional:Booty makes me really nevous. Like she not giving me a staright up answer. What if she tells blake that I was targeting him and now im a target? That can't be I need to do something.

Ash:\*walks up to blake\* Hi

Blake:Hey are we still voting Maria?

Ash:About that. Booty told me that we should blindside you. I think that we should get out Botty. SHE IS A SNAKE IN THE GRASS!

Blake's Confessional:So I heard Booty is targeting me. Should of thought twice girl. I need to get her out before she goes after me.

### Tribal Council

Jeff:I'll go tally the votes.

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1. Blindside

* blindsides faces from wendy and solar are shown while blake silmes

Botty's final word:I did not expect that. i thought i was in control but guess not im not sure what I did but so be it i just wasnt meant for this game.

## Episode 2: "I'm Nobody's Pawn"

Jeff:Last time on Survivor! We might 21 new contestants from wiki fighting to prove that they have the best one. TDBB had an outcast right away \*Shows Noah being voted out\* and new allainces where froming. Meanwhile it was everyone vs Heo on TDRPW. Rj found an idol. on WC Ash had all the power making three different targets but voted off Botty for being hotter then her. 20 are left. Who will be voted off tonight.

### WC Camp, Day 4

Maria:yay

Maria's Confessional:booty did blindside me.

Blake:Well well solar thanks for trying to vote me out.

Solar:It was all booty and I thought the majorty was after you.

Solar's Confessional:I'm clearly on the outs but Im willing to do anything to stay, even work with Blake.

* theme song\*

Ash:\*getting firewood\*

Solar:Ash are we still in this together.

Ash:\*shakes head\* no i do not play like that.

Ash's Confessional:Solar's hair is longer then mine so he got to go soon. I wanna have the best hair on this island.

Solar:Are you sure?

Ash:yes.

Solar:ARE YOU SURE?

Ash:yes.

Solar:But are you sure?

Ash:fine, we can from a voting bloc.

Ash's Confessional:No allainces from a voting bloc might be fun.

Solar's Confessional:I havn't finshed playing just yet.

### TDBB Camp

Cabbage:Noah why don't you tell us a story?

Noah's Confessional:I have been on the outs so I think a stroy would be great.

Noah:So when I was 11 i got my first thomas set that blows actual stream. I told my mom to take us to Toys R Us and when I saw it I picked it up and \*starts crying\* she brought it for me.

Entire tribe:\*breaks out into tears\*

Tyler's Confessional:That story was just so beautiful. It reminds me of finding my wezbins dolls.

Izzy:DEAD

Lego:?

Izzy:THERE A CAMERA OVER THERE.

Lego's Confessional:Izzy, yeah he can get kind of annoying. I would perfer for mr thomas over there to leave but I don't see Izzy getting deep in this game at all.

### TDRPW

Surfer's Confessional:right now, RJ Told me that he likes Kimmi so rj needs to be the first to go.

### WC

Blake's Confessional:So im trying to eat my corndog when I reaziled that there might be an idol somehwere.

Jeff:Okay for EI the lossing team will send two people from the winning the tribe to spend the next to night there

* TDRPW loses\*

Aqua:We send blake cuz ew Blake and Milk

### Exile

Milk's Confessional:Ik there will be a tribe swap soon and i want all the numbers i can get

Milk:Excil allaince?

Blake:Why not.

Blake's Confessional:I trust milk more then anyone on my tribe.

### TDRPW

Chwiis;I say we boot rj for being annoying.

Aqua:Why don't we boot surfer, he hates Kimmi plus he will flip to WC.

Rocky:true.

Rocky's Confessional:should we follow aqua around tho, im nobody's pawn.

Jeff:Ill go tally the votes

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Sufer's final words:I guess i just didn't know these guys well.

## Episode 3: "Thomas Is Going To Hate Me"

(TDRPW arrives to their camp.)

RJ: (confessional) Well, I thought everyone was in on the plan of voting out Heo, it went wrong, but now I must watch my nack, or else, I’ll go with the idol in my pocket.

Heo: (talking with others) He is not even a Christian, he must go. (Confessional) RJ tried to get me out, so, I will show him a game lesson.

Heo: (talking with others) RJ has to go, he sh\*t talks us.

Dark: He is too Max Goof, he don’t join Game Nights.

Chwiis: He doesn’t likes Shrek 3 like wtf, everything with Shrek in it is gold.

Aqua: (confessional) So, I’m in the middle of their plan against RJ, I hear everything, and I’m like: I will expose them with RJ cause…\*shows Velma gif\*…I feel like it! \*laughs\*

Aqua: (talking to RJ) Say “Small Potato Rock!” and I will tell you stuff.

RJ: Small Potato Rock.

Aqua: That lacks of enthusiasm! But good enough. Heo and others are shit talking you.

RJ: OMG they are died to me. - Abi-Maria – SteelWolf

Aqua: Abi-Maria Gomes <3

RJ: <3 (confessional) I’ve got an ally in Aqua, so, I can slay this weird hoes now with his help, we can be Jonclyn.

\*CW\*

Ash's Confessional:Blake has been on excil forever. I am worried. What if he is forming other allainces not with me? That can't be. He might need to go now.Ash:Solar I'm down with Blake.

Solar:same.

Solar's Confessional:It is about time that Ash sees the light. We can finally get rid of this puta once and for all.

Ash:Hey Wendy Blake needs to go.

Wendy:I see.

Wendy's Confessional:Right now the person who I am closet to is Ash so I'm just gonna trust her but it might be to early to make move.

Ash's Confessional:Right now I would have me,Solar,Wendy, and Maria. Thats four out of six. We have numbers. Bye bye Blake.

\*TDBB\*

Derpy:So guys what should we do today?

Tyler:Maybe we should make a list of everyone's sexailtys?

Derpy:Sounds good.

Derpy's Confessional:SO Tyler came up with this great idea to list everyone's sexailtys. I think it is a perfect way to spend our time.

Derpy:SO far we have Staright:Milk,Tyler, Sierrasexual:Cabbage, Asexual:Izzy Bisexual:Me, and Lego we are only missing Noah.

Derpy:SO Noah what is your sexailty?

Noah's Confessional:I been soul searching lately and I found out I was Bi, but everyone here thinks that I'm st8. Thomas would hate me if I lied about it so I need to come out.

Noah:I'm bisexual

Derpy:Cool. \*adds it to the list\*

\*challenge\*

Jeff:Let welcome back Blake and Milk returning from EI.

\*WC loses the challenge\*

Blake's Confessional:EI was great, it was really nice to get away from all the people who I hate, plus I had some time to search for the idol, I didn't find it but I made a fake one.

\*Ash,Maria,Wendy, and Solar met up\*

Wendy:so are we all still voting Blake?

Maria:Yes.

Wendy:sounds good to me.

Wendy's Confessional:Hopfully this plan to vote out blake works.

Ash's Confessional:I'm worried about blake, so i wanted to see if we are still good.

Blake:SO who the vote?

Ash:Maria she is #Worthless.

Blake:are you sure yeah?

Ash:yeah.

Blake:while I found this \*shows fake idol\*

Ash:Oh my god.

Ash's Confessional:So Blake has no now I am really worried, look like we are gonna need to spilt the vote this go round.

Jeff:I will go tally the votes

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Blake.

Blake:\*bring up torch\*

Blake's final words:I guess the fake idol didn't work. I left at a good time I couldn't stand them anymore.

## Episode 4: "I Miss Fat Jenn"

### WC Camp, Night 8

Dianted: (confessional) Tribal was not tolerant! Blake went home, I have no allies, and I am literally out of the game, I pray that we win.

Ash: (confessional) I think Dianted was shocked for all, that Blake went home, and I feel like, I should adress to him so he feels better and he sticks with us.

Dianted: (talking with Ash ) But what you did, really surprised me, I was blindside d by the vote, and I was worried of getting voted.

Maria: Yes XD

Wendy: So, you are saying you voted me?

Dianted: Yes, sorry babe </3

Wendy: It’s ok, but I won’t remove the K-Pop icons cause of it.

Solar: Oppose. They must be removed tbh

Maria: Oopsee.

Solar: See? MARIA supports me.

Maria: likes the pizza

Wendy: OMFG Maria. We all would like that, we are starving, and our situation isn't getting any better.

Maria: Oh no!

Dianted: Maria being aware of our situation and caring for it. <3

Wendy: (confessional) Dianted openly admitted he voted me, this makes me aware WC is scrambling, and this breaks my heart cause we are losing to TDBB. We are going down with our past friendships if we don't pick it up.

### TDBB Camp, Day 9

Milk: (confessional) My tribe is so dull and boring lately, I miss all the fights, I miss getting into the yelling contest, I miss the drama that made us Total DRAMA, and most of all, I miss Fat Jenn.

Derpy: (confessional) Milk wakes up early, and he then goes to the woods, he is either, idol searching, or wants to throw a tantrum.

Milk: \*punches a tree\* Stupid a\*\* boring tribe.

Derpy: So, doing your hillbilly things, huh?

Milk: Shut up, go with you imaginary clique of plastic dolls.

Derpy: Can’t even...you must know I am a school icon. Do you even know what an icon I am? I mean...you know what school is, right?

Tyler: (appearing with Noah, Izzy, Cabbage and Spirit) Hi. We just heard yells, and we wanted to check what is happening.

Spirit: This is a catfight! Rip off your weaves, you c\*nts!

Milk: Shut up Farrah Abraham wannabe.

Derpy: ^

Spirit: Rude af.

Noah: This is a meltdown.

Izzy: \*admires an Angie selfie on his belongings\* Cabb! You and me!

Cabbage: Exactly <3 \*reading the newspaper\* Sierra Dawn Thomas has a new horse.

Tyler: How do you have a newspaper in the jungle?

Cabbage: Cause I must know about her.

Noah: Ikr, i always stalk, I mean...read Survivors Twitters, like Neal, or Jon. But best Twitter is Tina. <3

Tyler: omg tuna

Noah: omg tuna

Cabbage: omg tuna

Derpy: omg tuna

Izzy: omg tuna

Spirit: Tuna is gross, it tastes like a v\*\*ina .

Milk: Who told you to speak, FATASS?

Spirit: Shut up you idiot, now I will show you who is a fatass. \*goes back to camp and dumps rice in the ocean\* This wasn’t pizza, so now yall bi\*ches will starve.

Derpy: You c\*nt. You will also starve.

Spirit: I . DON'T . GIVE . A . SINGLE . F\*CK.

Noah: Crying.

Izzy: Oh pooh. Spirit, you made a J'Tia!

Spirit: Yes, now shut up.

Izzy: r00d

### Challenge Area, Day 9

Jeff: Come on in, users. I have news.

RJ: Clay nudes got leaked?

Izzy: My mom Angie Jakusz came to visit me?

Maria: Is Samey a Mexican?

Jeff: No, no, and what? No, the notice is...we are switching this tribes. Drop your buffs.

(Everyone drops their buffs.)

Jeff: For losing twice, WC will be dissolved.

Wendy: </3

Solar: Bye Felicia \*throws his buff away\*

Dianted: Rest in pieces cri...(confessional) I AM SCREAMING, I WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN OMG I'M SO EXCITED <3

Spirit: LOL flops

Aqua: TDRPW should've been disolved! \*covers mouth\*

Everyone but Heo, Chwiis, Dark and Rocky: ^

Chwiis: Aqua wtf boi

Jeff: Alright, you all will random draw for captains of new tribes. Take a rock out of the bag, and if you get a white rock, you will be a captain. Three, two, one...reveal.

(No TDBB has a white rock.

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...Aqua and Dianted draw the white rocks.)

Dianted: Slay <33333

Aqua: OMG hot

Jeff: Aqua, Dianted, you two are captains. Dianted is captain of the new TDBB, Aqua is captain of NuTDRPW.

Aqua: Gross. (Confessional scene) I prayed to the Small Potatoes to get the rock, and it worked, I feel like I am in such a power position now, like Rachel in her HOHs
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Jeff: Shut up and pick your teams.

Dianted: I pick Wendy angel <3

Wendy: ily <33333

Aqua: Spirit cause we are friends. \*links Farrah Abrabam and Rachel Reilly friendship ring picture\*

Spirit: YAS

Dianted: Now I pick Derpy cause we are #TooPopular4TDRPW

Derpy: That is soo true.

Aqua: I pick Milk, no reason or insult prepared.

Milk: Correct opinion.

Dianted: I'll pick now a bland pillow...Tyler!

Tyler: Rude. I am not bland.

Aqua: If we will pick blandies, I pick Cabb.

Cabbage: Rude, but it's kind of true though. At least thanks for picking me.

Aqua: No problem <3. But now, I don't even care of anyone elee, so I want Ash, Izzy for #MomSquad, Maria, Solar and Are Jay.

Izzy: OMG YAS @Mom Squad

Dianted: Wait wtf, why? You can't pick all at once. No fair :(

Aqua: There is no rules oopsee.

Dianted: I am left with the trash? I mean, great to meet you, new tribemates.

Jeff: Ok, we have new tribes, now leave.

Dianted's Confessional:Actually when you look at it, 4 tdrpw people, if I flip to them they might help me at the merge.

### NuTDRPW Camp, Day 9

Aqua:Well welcome to our home.

Aqua's Confessional:Me and rj where at the bottom with tdrpw and they threated me horribly. Im happy the left so now I can be more free.

Izzy:GONE

Aqua:What?

Izzy:You have beans.

Aqua:What is funny about beans?

Izzy:We had rice.

Aqua:Okay.

Cabbage's Confessional:Look like Izzy and Aqua are already getting along which is great for me because any number is a good number.

Ash's Confessional:the swap I have Solar and Maria but I need two more. I worked way to hard to be at the bottom here.

Ash:Hey Milk Blake told me you two where close.

Milk:We where. What happened to him?

Ash:Well like we all voted SC but he played an idol and sent home blake.

Milk:I see.

Milk's Confessional:I'm not sure if Ash is telling the truth or not but I need screentime so I'll flip.

Solar:\*fatshaming sprit.

Sprit:Go fu\*k yourself.

### NuTDBB Camp, Day 10

Heo's Confessional:I got my bois here, but I also got a bunch of hams.

Chwiis's Confessional:I hope my stargrey of being a homosexual transgender will win over the tribe.

Chwiis:Yes I am comming out.

\*everyone claps\*

Derpy:That is so great chwiis.

Wendy's Confessional:It very sweet to see chwiis show off his true self.

Noah:So how life as a homosexual transgender?

Chwiis:like good.

### Challenge, Day 10

Jeff:TDRPW wins congrats, everyone else go back to camp

Maria's Confessional: We winning. Samey smiles while shoving a manchineel in Amy's throat.

### NuTDBB before TC

Rocky's Confessional:So we lost. I'm sort of nevous right now because there is only 4 bois and 5 hams they could pick us off one by one.

\*Derpy,Noah,SC,Wendy, and Tyler all met up\*

Noah:so which one do we vote off?

Derpy:we can't boot off Chwiis but Rocky seems like there leader so let vote him off.

Tyler:Oh I agree he still hates Kimmi.

Wendy:I'm fine with that.

Dianted:same.

Tyler's Confessional:The plan right now is to vote off Rocky we have the numbers so everything should go as planed.

\*1 hour later\*

Rocky's Confessional:Nobody had really talked to me about the vote, I need to go up to them

Rocky:Hey dianted you came to TDRPW before.

SC:Yes I have.

Rocky:Maybe you should flip, the four of us are all goats to you.

SC:I will think about it.

SC's Confessional:It could make sense to flip, I was at the bottom of my old tribe and I'm pretty sure Wendy voted me off. Plus staying with tho four could help me get more numbers in a merge.

Rocky:So who should we vote off?

SC:Um wendy. :)

Rocky's Confessional:Right now I need to put all my trust into Dianted or else I'm gone.

Dianted's Confessional:Im the swing vote tonight, I can stay with my allaince and vote off Rocky or I can flip to the "bois" and get revenge on Wendy for lying to me. I keep switching back and forth. I don't know which way I'm heading but which ever way I go somebody is going to be pissed and it won't be me.

### Tribal Council, Night 10

Jeff: To those who don't have it, grab a torch, dip it and get fire.

Jeff: Ok. It is. Time to vote, Tyler, you're up.

Tyler: (walks up to vote)

Derpy: (voting conf.; holding a parchment that says "Rocky") Bye and good riddance.

Dark: (trips on the walk to the voting area)

Wendy: (introducing vote in the urn)

Rocky: (voting conf.; hoding a parchment that read "Wendy") It's you or me. So, whatever.

Chwiis: (walks up to vote, as Wendy covers his nose)

Heo: (writing in a parchment)

Noah: (introduces vote in urn)

Dianted: (writes in a parchment, the last letter on it is a "Y", he is later shown to be back at his seat)

Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes. (comes back with urn). If anyone has an idol, it's the time to play it. (No one stands) Ok, once the votes are read, the person voted out will leave the tribal council inmediantly. I'll read the votes.

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Jeff: First vote...\*flips parchment\* Rocky
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Jeff: Wendy. One vote Wendy, one vote Rocky.

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Jeff: Rocky. Two votes Rocky.

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Jeff: Rocky. Three votes Rocky.

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Jeff: Rocky. That's four votes Rocky, one vote Wendy.

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Jeff: Wendy. Two votes Wendy.

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Jeff: \*flipping parchment\* Wendy. Need to bring me your torch.

(#Blindside)

(Everyone is shocked, while Dianted just can't look up)

Jeff: Wendy. Tribe has spoken.

Wendy: \*sighs\* Sure they did. \*his torch is snuffed\*

Jeff: Even I was sure Rock was going, but, this is always a twisted game. Head out now.

Wendy's final words: I realize I messed up. Voting Dianted might have broke his last piece of sanity, but this is how it goes. I wish the best of luck to those who tried to keep me in, but I had to own up to my mistake.

## Episode 5: "Sorry For Blindsiding You"

Jeff:Last time on Survivor, we swaped from three tribes to two tribes and not everyone was happy. Ash:I worked to hard to be at the bottom At TDRPW Aqua worked his's new reationships while Milk worked his swing vote postion Milk:I need screentime. Meanwhile back at TRD Rocky was the clear target, but after SC holding a gurdge over Wendy voting for him last tribal, fliped to the bois allaince and Wendy left, blindsding Noah,Derpy, and Tyler. 17 are left. Who will be voted off tonight?

* TDBB\*

Dark's Confessional:Rocky was to max goof to go.

Rocky:Thanks Dianted.

Dianted:You're welcome.

Derpy's Confessional:I am so f\*\*king pissed right now, Wendy wasn't meant to leave. Now I am in trouble. I am to popular to be at the bottom this soon in the game.

Derpy:So did you offically flip.

Dianted: \*sighs\* Yeah. Sorry for blindsiding you, but you were too close to Wendy and might have told them.

Derpy:So are you gonna flip back?

Dianted:Yeah no.

Dianted's Confessional:I am proud of my move. Wendy was in a great postion back on his old tribe, meanwhile nobody likes the bois. I can beat anyone of them in a jury vote.

Derpy:So now what?

Dianted:Hope we win the next challenge.

Derpy's Confessional:This is just great. I am going to have to pull out all the stops to save myself. This is going to be hard but I am a mental ganit.

* Theme Song\*

Heo:Okay guys come to church.

Tyler's Confessional:As much as I dislike Heo, I do miss going to church back at home and its helps me deal with the island.

Tyler:\*Praying\* Please god let evil Penny return to survivor.

Heo:Tonight we will read verse 4.

Tyler:My fav verse!

Heo's Confessional:IT is really chill to finally have someone to go to church with.

Chwiis:Okay Donkey let go get some water.

Dark:I'm to max goof to get water.

Chwiis:Fine, Rocky?

Rocky:Sure.

* They go get the water\*

Chwiis:I am about ready to kill myself dealing with these three hams always talking about survivor so much.

Rocky:tell me about it.

Rocky's Confessional:I thought Rj and Fiz where bad, but these guys are terrible.

Chwiis:I miss game night.

Rocky:I miss fapping everyday.

Chwiis:While I will leave you alone for a second.

Chwiis's Confessional:Rocky like to have his alone time.

* TDRPW\*

Maria's Confessional:I want the million dallors.

Sprit:\*wirting fan fics\* Why do nobody reads these?

Cabbage:I would read them if you don't mind.

Sprit:Thanks cabbage.

Izzy:i would read it

Sprit:Great

Izzy:If

Sprit:?

Izzy:Solar would

Sprit:would what?

Izzy:Finsh my fan fic.

Solar:\*Getting firewood\*

Izzy:SOLAR

Solar:\*runs aways\*

Solar's Confessional:Ever since we got here Izzy has been telling me to finsh his fan fic and it is driving me nuts.

Izzy:That was rude.

Sprit:Very.

Sprit's Confessional:All these WC users here are dumba\*\* and treath us like we are nine. I can't wait to get them out.

Aqua:\*growing Potatos\* Soon you will rock.

Ash:Um?

Rj's Confessional:The island has been making Aqua crazy lately. He is my ally so I'm worried about him.

Ash's Confessional:Maybe Aqua's craziness will drive Rj away from him. I have the 3 here plus Wendy on the other side so I'm a little out numbered. I just hope Wendy can get us from new allies.

Jeff:Let come out for you're reward today, TDRPW getting your's first look at TRD Wendy voted out last time.

* schoked faces everywhere\*

Jeff:Ash, you look suprise.

Ash:Honestly Jeff I am pissed right now.

Ash's Confessional:Wtf just happened. How is Wendy out on a tribe that had Heo,Rocky,Chwiis,Noah, and Derpy? Somebody must of fliped and when I find out who they are GONE.

Jeff:Anyways you guys are playing for a nice lunch, also winning tribe will send one of the losers to Ei and they will be back at the next immunity challenge. Worth playing for?

Everyone:Yes

* TDRPW wins\*

Ash:we are gonna send, um

Derpy:\*prays\*

Ash:derpy.

Ash's Confessional:I just hope we made the right choice.

Jeff:Okay Derpy goes to EI, TDRPW go on your next episode.

Derpy's Confessional:Thank got I was sent, I need an idol more then anyone else here.

* TRD\*

Noah's Confessional:I thought I would go up and talk to Rocky. He likes Savage to so he can't be that bad.

Noah:So how is life as a rockpublican?

Rocky:it is good you should try it.

Noah:While I'd never vote for Ted Cruz, but maybe Marco Rubio.

Rocky:Sounds fair.

Rocky's Confessional:Out of all the hams, Noah is one of the more toreable ones. I might be able to use him.

* EI\*

Derpy's Confessional:I need to find this idol it gotta be somewhere.

Derpy:\*reading clue\*

Derpy:Maybe behind here?

Derpy's Confessional:I am not leaving here without it.

Derpy:Maybe its underwater.

Derpy's Confessional:I just gotta look everywhere for it.

Derpy:\*Puts hands underwater and finds it\*

Derpy's Confessional:I got the idol. \*twerks\*

* TDRPW\*

Aqua's Confessional:Soon they will grow and I will teach them how to sing.

Maria's Confessional:XD, aqua laco xd

Jeff:Let gets to today's immunity challenge.

* TDRPW Wins agains\*

Dark's Confessional:I am to max goof to keep lossing like this.

* The allaince of six mets up\*

Noah:Well there six of us, and 2 of them so maybe we should spilt the vote incase of an idol.

Chwiis:Don't bring you're survivor sh\*t here, we are all voting for the same person.

Chwiis's Confessional:I knew it would be dumb to let one of them in the allaince.

Noah:But we are litteraly on survivor right now?

Dark:\*kicks him\*

Dark's Confessional:xD

Heo:Good, now let talk about WWE.

Rocky's Confessional:I will be the next wwe superstar. \*his fat rolls falls out\*

* meanwhile with tyler and derpy\*

Tyler:So what do we do?

Derpy:Well I have this \*shows idols\*

Tyler:Nice.

Tyler's Confessional:Derpy finding the idol will help us greatly.

Derpy:We just gotta guess which one they vote between me and you.

Derpy's Confessional:This is a million dallor choice, If i make the wrong one my entire game is over.

### Tribal Council, Night 12

Jeff: Ok, time to vote. Dark, you're up.

Dark: (walks up to vote, and trips again) Too Max Goof for the floor.

Tyler: (rolls eyes)

Noah: (voting conf.; screen not focusing on vote) Sorry pal, I am scrambling.

Derpy: (gets to voting area, and grabs the marker)

Chwiis: (introduces vote in urn)

Heo: (sniffs the marker)

Tyler: (stands up to vote) (deep breaths)

Rocky: (writing down a name)

Dianted: (writes down in the parchment, and come back to his seat)

Jeff: I will go tally the votes. (comes back with urn). If anyone has an idol, now is the time to play it.

Derpy: \*looking at others\* Hey c\*nts! I have an announcement. \*standing up\*

Noah:Sh\*t.

Chwiis:You told?

Noah:Sorry,

Tyler: \*smiles\* omg tuna

Derpy: Yeah, I got it!!!!!!! I broke a nail, but it was worth it. \*hands idol to Jeff\*

Jeff: This IS a hidden immunity idol, any votes for Derpy will not count. First vote

Jeff: \*flips parchment\* Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT

Derpy \*smiles\*

Jeff: Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT

Jeff: Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT

Jeff: Derpy DOES NOT COUNT

Derpy: How funny.

Tyler: screams

Jeff: Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT

Jeff: Derpy, DOES NOT COUNT

Jeff: Rocky, one vote Rocky. One vote left.

Jeff: Chwiis, we are tied. This how it will work, we will revote, you can only vote for Rocky or Chwiis.

Chwiis:ugh.

Rocky:Keep me guys, Chwiis doesn't even watch survivor.

Jeff: Shut up. Derpy, come grab the urn.

Derpy: (leaves urn in place)

Tyler: (introducing vote in urn)

Heo: (walks up to voting area)

Dark: (writes down a name)

Noah: (deep breathes, as Derpy stares at him)

Dianted: (is seen voting, and come back)

Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes.

Jeff: First vote...\*flips parchment\* Rocky

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3 votes Rocky, 2 Chwiis one vote left\*

* The final vote is for

Chwiis, this how it will work, Chwiis, and Rocky are now both safe, derpy safe since he played an idol which means ones of Noah,Heo,Dark,Tyler, or SC will draw rocks, whoever has the purple rock will go home

Heo:\*has white Noah:\*has white Dark:\*has purple Tyler:\*has white SC:\*has white

Jeff: Dark has drown the purple rock, you've become the fifth person to leave Survivor Mexico.

Derpy: (smiles as Dark stands up to get his torch)

Jeff: Dark, tribe has spoken. \*snuffs his torch\* Time for you to go

Dark's final words:I was to max goof to stay, good luck Shrek win it.

## Episode 6: "Sorry But We Have The Majority"

### NuTDBB Camp, Night 12

Derpy: (confessional) \*cackling\* The Tribal Council tonight was so ICONIQUE, I am safe now, and they are scrambling. I feel like a queen. \*links gif of Aaryn with crown\*

Rocky's confessional:Last night was way to close

Heo: rip Dark, he sacrificed himself for us. (Confessional) I will miss my talks with him. Now I only have three people to trust.

Chwiis: He wanted shrek and max goof F2. That was everything I would ask. (confessional) I will win this for my donkey, and my ogre wife, with a million in my pocket, I can buy a swamp for myself and be happy.

Derpy: Well, he is gone, so, ha! And ha!

Tyler: (confessional) Derpy has stirred up the pot so much, everything will be drama. I will just sit there and zip it, because I don’t want problems.

Rocky: What the hell is up with that boi?

Dianted: (laying on shelter) We have scrambled, I thought my situation would get better with a swap.

Dianted: \*on the woods with former TDRPW\* So, I understand you all are sad that Dark is gone, so, maybe, we can get revenge?

Noah: (is shown stalking Survivors on Twitter)

Dianted: We already have Noah with us.

Heo: He is a disgusting ham imo

Dianted: You either work with that “ham”, or face being voted out.

### NuTDRPW Camp, Day 13

RJ: I’m kind of bored, I will make a fanfiction.

Izzy: Talking about fanfictions, Solar hasn’t finished mine! I must search him!

Cabbage: \*confessional\* Izzy is really acting like a maniatic, I mean, it sounds mean, but it’s the truth, like, all he does is forcing Solar to write.

Solar: (in the woods with Cabbage) So, you are sure you can really take care of Izzy? He is like , desperate.

Cabbage: Sure, he is my friend, so, I think I can convince him. But it must be quick before he starts to wanting to flip.

Solar: (confessional) Cabbage is appearently helping me to have less Izzy over me, thank god.

RJ: \*finishes\* Everyone READ my new “Survivor: Colombia” fanfiction!

Solar: If I keep hearing “fanfiction”, I will scream.

Spirit: Hey Aqua, do we have more food?

Milk: You finished it, the rice, beans, the pizza from reward, everything!

Spirit: wtf this means we have no food?

Milk: Yes, I will call Jeff. (confessional) We are Hunaphu 2.0, we win, but all our food is gone, and while we all lose 3 pounds, Spirit gains 4.

Jeff: \*arrives\* So, you have lost all your food? In order to get more, I need something in exchange.

Spirit: \*seeing Maria playing with a Samey puppet\* Here.

Jeff: This will give you in exchange more rice.

Spirit: yay food

Maria's confessional:I miss doll

Maria: (is sad) Oh no! Spirit is Evil Twin, Maria is Good Twin.

Solar: Agree

Milk: \*quotes what Maria said\*

RJ: sobbing

Izzy: OMG Maria owning Spirit >

Spirit: wtf since when do you talk?

Maria: Maria the Good Goddess Twin shoves a Manchineel fruit down Spirit’s throath.

Ash: The tears are legit

Solar: I’m gone. Maria <33333333333

Spirit: Bitch that won’t bring back your stupid puppet, so XD!

Maria: \*extinguishes the fire with water, and all the smoke covers Spirit\* Oopsee.

Spirit: (coughs because of the smoke) (confessional) Gurl, I can not STAND this puta Maria, I want her gone now, so I can be like Oopsee, Blindside XD

Maria: (Confessional) spirit the Evil Twin in confused with Maria the Good Goddess Twin, as Spirit takes the Cannon of Shame.

Ash: (confessional) Maria and sprit fighting is great for me because it means the target isn't on me

### NuTDBB, Day 13

Heo: (confessional) In order to gain the others’ trust, I must show to them that I can be trustworthy and I can lead them to victory.

Heo: (yelling) OK, tribemates, I have decided to step up this, and proclaim myself as leader, cause we must win challenges. For that, we will follow rules.

Dianted: I agree, rules must be followed.

Heo: 1st rule: All kind of Maria worshipping is forbidden.

Dianted: I was becoming quite moist. (cries inside)

Derpy: Monster, Maria Luissa Hernandez is my wife! Know it!

Tyler: Don’t worry guys, it can’t get worse.

Heo: Second rule, no other religions but Christianism are allowed here, in order to be part of a majority alliance we have in plan.

Tyler: Screams. But I am a follower of the Kimmi Kappenberg church. And I always will be! #rebel

Heo: Third rule, all TV shows other than WWE and Shrek will be forbidden to be part of the alliance.

Noah: I can not live without watching Thomas the Tank Engine 14 hours daily. I will become crazy.

Tyler: And I must stay tuned to Survivor, I wanna see Julia slaying Kaoh Rong. :(

Derpy: And I must see Ghetto Dora, those are my Spanish lessons to communicate with my wife.

Heo: Fourth rule, only correct worshipping is Shrek.

Chwiis: Agree. Hail the ogre lord.

Derpy's Confessional:He can't lead us, TDRPW is DIEING, he will run this tribe to the ground. He is a terrible leader.

Derpy: How about MY rule? Shut up, and let antone else be the leader.

Dianted: I will be the new leader!

Derpy: OH HELL NO

Tyler: tbh ^

Noah: ^

Chwiis: ^

Rocky: ^

Dianted: Ugh fine. Now who will be leader?

Rocky: I nominate myself.

Chwiis: I support.

Heo: ^

Noah: ^

Derpy: What the fuck Noah?

Noah: Sorry guys, but majority rules this time.

Rocky's Confessional:Expect some changes now that a rockpublican is in charge.  \*takes off sunglasses he was wearing to hide from ugly people.

* they all get started building a new shelter\*

Rocky:Tyler,Derpy you go get water, Chwiis catch fish, Noah/SC makes the rice,  Heo do the plams plams.

Heo:I'd rather tend to the fire.

Rocky:I heard your's covers, you know nothing about fire.

Dianted:\*laughs\*

Dianted's Confessional:Ever since rocky got in charge, this tribe has been a  lot more organized. Hopfully it shows in the next challenge because we can't keep lossing.

* At the reward\*

Lego's Confessional:I was so happy. There is all the food you could ever want here. Candy,Trail Mix, Tacos, Sour Cream, Soad, Potoas, and Fried Chicken. The only thing that could make this better if Maria wasn't here. Because I do not want that fake ass hoe to eat.

Izzy:DEAD

Maria:U need mouth to mouth

Izzy:No maria

Maria:but u die

Izzy:No i'm dead bc

Milk:?

Izzy:I just remembered a funny joke.

Maria:XD

Maria's Confessional:Izzy die a lot OPPIES

Aqua:\*looking at the potoas and they start to be seen as ruby as her quotes goes into her head.

Ruby:I will be famous.

Aqua:Yes ruby, worship Ruby.

Lego's Confessional:Aqua boy has went crazy. I am worried for him. The lack of food is not good for him.

Rj:\*takes a bite out of the poato.

Aqua:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T EAT RUBY.

Solar:Relax, he only ate Paul.

Aqua's Confessional:Ruby was almost eaten today. Luckly he only ate the sucky ones, but I will protect Ruby at all costs.

Aqua:\*sneak the poato in his pocket\* I got you girl.

Ash:\*goes take a bit of a taco and an Idol clue falls out.

Ash's Confessional:Oh my god, I found the clue to the idol. Like how lucky am I?

* everyone is to busy staring at Aqua to notices ash with the idol clue.

Ash's Confessional:It says the idol is back at camp. I need to get it after the reward.

Jeff:Let get today's immunity challenge.

* TDBB wins\*

Lego's Confessional:This is our's first lost but its cool. Now we can all finally get ride of that bi\*\*h Maria.

Rocky's Confessional:Look at that with my leadership we finally won a challenge. Things are looking up for us.

### NuTDRPW before TC, Day 14

Solar: (confessional) We lost, and it is an horrible feeling after we were slaying the hoes on the other tribe. Now, I must do whatever it takes to save my wife .

Solar: (talking with on the woods) Don’t worry goddessa, you will be safe, I will try my best.

Maria: Yes

Solar: That is why I love you <3

Maria: <3

Solar: This is the start of our relationship, we will be a POWER Couple!

Maria's Confessional:Solar protect me, g.oddess Desi <3

Maria: XD

RJ: (spying them on the woods) (confessional) Okay, this love is making me sick. I CAN’T STAND HER. I think she needs to go, and that is exactly what will happen.

(RJ and Spirit walk on the shore)

RJ: I want you to know, we will vote Maria.

Spirit: omg yas but how? She has so many lovers it’s stupid.</

RJ: We can get Izzy and Aqua

Spirit: But Aqua loves her?

RJ: I can convince him, cause he hates Maria now that her gimmick got old, also, you and him are friends, didn’t he gave you a friendship ring?

Spirit: Yes, with me as Farrah, and him as Rachel, and it plays the \*\*\*sy song when you open it.

RJ: But we need one more vote, Solar won’t vote Maria, Milk and you hate eachother, Ash likes Maria, Maria isn’t stupid to vote herself, that leaves Cabbage.

Spirit: It will be easy, Izzy will convince him. So, yay Maria is gone. (confessional) I was waiting for this to happen. Maria will go, and the camp life will be happier.

Spirit: (now with ) Well, what would you think into voting Maria?

Izzy: OMG DEAD

Spirit: What?

Izzy: We are literally forming an alliance.

Spirit: Yeah yeah, so, you’re in?

Izzy: Of course! Being on the majority is awesome, we cam make so many moves!

Izzy: (now walking with Cabbage) Don’t you think we should get rid of such a threat?

Cabbage: Like who?

Izzy: Maria, duh.

Cabbage: (confessional) Izzy says we must vote Maria, and I would like to, but, I think people will see him and I as a power pair, and I wanna stand up for myself. This is a line that reminds me of my life inspiration: Sierra Dawn Thomas.

Milk: (in a different scenario, with ash) So, let’s resume, I don’t know you, you don’t know me, but, I think we are in the same plan.

Ash: Voting Spirit?

Milk: (nods) (confessional) I am more sick of Maria than anyone else, but the reason I am voting Spirit is because I can’t stand that ass whining about me being a screenhogger. Or calling me hillbilly. Or calling me ExpiredMilkshake, though that was creative.

Ash: (still talking with Milk) If we keep Maria, she will be an ideal goat cause people are getting of her.

Milk: I can agree with that.

Ash: (confessional) The plan on voting Spirit might work. We also have Solar on board. All we need is secure one last vote. And that is Cabbage , and if that doesn't work I can always try to find that idol.

Izzy: (overhearing) sorry but we have majority, lol!

Solar: (confessional) Izzy acts like he is control already, but he should know this game turns upside down all the time.

Solar: (to Cabb) So, I just think our best shot it voting out Spirit.

Cabbage: Why?

Solar: Cause he is a threat, he could win people barely with his social skills, is just a goat that we can bring to the end. Think about it.

Cabbage: Ok, I will. (confessional) The pressure over me is huge, everyone wants me to vote with them, to make it 5-4, I am worried of the consequences for what I ultimately make.

### Tribal Council, Night 14

Jeff: Ok, it is, time to vote, Solar, you're up.

Solar: (walks up to vote)

Aqua: (voting conf.; holding a parchement that says "Maria Luissa") No Strawberries Pies, this is Small Potato Rock area property.

RJ: (starts to put a name on parchemnt, with the marker)

Izzy: (introducing vote in urn)

Maria: (sniffing parchemnt)

Spirit: (eye roll)

Milk: (voting conf. writing down "Spirit") Stop trying to be like Farrah, it's awkward now.

Spirit: (writing down Maria's name)

Ash: (introducing vote in urn quickly)

Cabbage: (stands up to vote and takes a deep breath, introduces vote in urn, and come back to his seat)

Jeff: I'll go to tally the votes. (comes back with urn). If anyone has an idol, it's the time to play it. (No one stands) Ok, once the votes are read, the person voted out will leave the tribal council inmediantly. I'll read the votes.

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Jeff: \*flipping parchment\* Spirit. Need to bring me your torch.

(#Blindside)

(Izzy is left with his mouth wide open, Aqua hugs Spirit before he takes his torch, and Cabbage can't look up for a while)

RJ: What the f\*\*k Cabbage?

Jeff: Spirit. Tribe has spoken.

Spirit: \*his torch is snuffed\*

## Episode Seven Liar Liar, Your's Torch Won't Be On Fire

Jeff:Last time on Survivor! Ash found a clue to an idol, SC fliped on Wendy and voted them out, but SC wasn't the only to flip, as at last tribal Cabbage turned on Sprit to keep in super goat Maria and left Izzy,RJ, and Aqua in the dark. 15 are left who will be voted off tonight

* TDRPW\*

Rj's Confessional:Last night kind of pissed me off since I was left out of the loop. Luckily I still have my idol so if worst come to worst and can I just play this thing and whoever I want gone will leave.

Cabbage:Sorry if you guys are mad at me.

Izzy:I'm not.

Cabbage:Really?

Izzy:Yes,

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blindsides are always fun.

Ash:gald you see it our way.

Izzy:Plus I will flip and become officaly WC now.

Cabbage's Confessional:I'm kind of happy my move didn't piss off to many people off. I still have Izzy leaving Aqua and Rj \*close up on them\* clear on the bottom. So if we did lose sorry but better you then me.

* Theme song\*

* tdbb\*

Noah:I miss using my thomas toys. :P

Chwiis:Shut up.

Noah:Dang, i just got #rekt.

Chwiis:Shut up.

Noah:Roasted.

Chwiis's Confessional:I swear he is worst then JRO.

Derpy:\*notcing the fight\*

Derpy's Confessional:I don't have my idol anymore so I am sort of in danger but there are cracks in this allaince of five and I will find them and break them.

Heo:\*making beans\* I wish I had spices just like how my mom used to make.

Rocky:Hey you should be feeling right at home. Much nicer since you crossed the broader huh?

Heo:.-. I am legal bruh.

Rocky:Sure, and I am RyAn.

Heo's Confessional:I'm not sure how much I agree with Rocky's leadership. I was a much better leader then him.

Derpy:\*walks up to Heo\* How would you feel about over throwing the leader?\

Heo:What do you mean?

Derpy:We vote him out, I already have Tyler we would only need one more vote.

Derpy's Confessional:I am at the bottom so I will push every button I need to to get out of it. Just keep planting the seeds and watch them grow, grow.

Heo:Didn't you try to over throw me?

Derpy:Yes but now I wanna overthrow Rocky.

Heo:.-.

Heo's Confessional:Derpy is just causing drama like any ham, the best thing to do would to tell Rocky about it.

Rocky:Really now?

Rocky's Confessional:He really should of know better then to mess with me. I pretty much have an amy of loyal minions. Sad he could of been one but I have no mercy for him

* TDBB\*

Rj:\*making rice\*

Ash:Hey you gotta admit at least with Solar gone we at least now have food for everyone to eat.

Rj:I guess you're right.

Maria:i love food almost as much as desi <3

Solar:Yes sweet angle.

Ash's Confessional:Rj is mad because sprit left, but like get over it. You can't be on the right side of the numbers each time. Anyways I have more important things to worry about, like finding that idol.

Maria:Samey in sleepwear.

Maria's Confessional:I miss dawny :(

Ash alone reading the clue:It is hiding underneath your camp.

Ash's Confessional:The best thing to do would to go all Kelley Wentworth with it and go find it when nobody is at camp, but there are seven other people here and that is going to be hard.

Aqua:\*growing potatos\* grow my kads.

Ash:Aqua why don't you get water for them will do.

Ash:Maria look the other way.

Maria:Smart idea.

Maria's Confessional:Doney has best plans.

Ash's Confessional:I got Maria, Aqua away, Izzy is to busy saying robbed to notice anything which leaves Rj, and Solar.

Solar:I am going to go hunt for crabs.

Ash:Rj you should join her.

Rj:Eh i do not really know.

Rj's Confessional:Ash has been acting really werid lately. I know what seraching for an idol looks like and I'm pretty sure he is doing the same thing.

Rj:I think I will stay right here.

Ash's Confessional:Rj is not moving, this is rough but then something amazing happened.

Rj:I have to go use the bathroom. \*he leaves\*

Ash:\*goes digs underneath the camp and finds the idol\*

Ash's Confessional:Yes, I have it! Now i just needs to cover my tracks and its all smoth sailing from here.

### Challenge Area, Day 15

Jeff: Come on in, guys. I have news. Very important news.

Chwiis: We will live in a swamp?

Dianted: You will give us something that makes us feel moist?

Cabbage: My mom Brenda Lowe came in visit?

Aqua: omg family visit! I want my grandma GILLIAN LARSON to visit me! I miss her bedtime stories about elephant dong.

Milk: I miss fat Jenn.

Solar: Bitch stop stealing my line! Be original.

Maria: Never

Jeff: All of you stop. You all won’t get family visits until later. The news is... you may now drops your buffs.

Solar: omg wtf @merge at 15

Derpy: ^

Jeff: This isn’t merge, we are switching tribes again.

Izzy: Jeff, not no question your host years, but we are fifteen people, and there is only two tribes…wait omg, someone goes to Exile omg.

Jeff: No…

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Jeff: We are going back to three tribes.

Derpy: what

Ash: help @twist

Solar: gone

Jeff: The WC tribe will come back in play, to compete against the new TDBB and TDRPW, comeback to the start.

Tyler: screams

Ash: yay <3

Maria: <3

Jeff: You all will smash an egg against your body, color it has will mark your new tribe…three…two…one…smash.

(Everyone smashes their egg)

Derpy: Y’all look disgusting.

Milk: You also look disgusting, even more then us so shut up.

Jeff: If you are blue, you go to WC; if you are green, go on the TDRPW mat, and if you got purple, step on the TDBB mat.

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(Purple Mat)

Tyler: Yay, I’m back to TDBB.

Chwiis: step off boi

Tyler: screams (confessional:) I am…disgusted, Chwiis landed on my tribe, he disgusts me.

Maria: Pintura Morada

Cabbage: Stop speaking in Spanish. Leave that to me.

Rocky: one of mah bois is here yes!

Chwiis: yasssss

Cabbage: RIP me and Tyler’s sanity.

Tyler: rip

Maria: XD

(Green Mat)

Aqua: I AM…DISGUSTED. Why I can’t exit TDRPW even with three fucking switches? What the fuck?

RJ: ^ what the fuck, this place doesn’t allows my Survivor fanfictions, btw, I made one more.

Milk: Don’t think it’s a pleassure to be stranded with you two.

Solar: Milk you cunt I have been searching you, you must pay me for copyright reserves. “I miss fat Jenn” is MY phrase, and no one else’s.

Milk: I would pay you, but I don’t live in Australia, sorry.

Solar: (eye roll) Sure Jan.

Noah: Can I have a word on our new tribe?

Aqua, RJ, Milk, Solar: (all at once, outloud) NO SHUT UP

Noah: r00d

(Blue Mat)

Dianted: Wow, the WC mat, it has been a long time…it makes me moist.

Ash: OMG same, I loved the other tribe, but I missed my home.

Derpy: Ok, this wiki needs my popularity, so, it can finally shine and be better than the other two boreholes.

Dianted: We get you are #TooPopular4Wikia, but we are talking.

Derpy: wtf listen to ME

Izzy: OMG (to Ash and Dianted) You guys and I can be majority now, I can flip on Derpy.

Heo: You know you are saying it outloud?

Izzy: You know I don’t care? But guys omg this can be such a game changer.

Jeff: Ok, we have new tribes, go to your camps.

* WC\*

Dianted's Confessional:This swap couldn't have worked out more perfect for me, I have Ash from old WC, and Heo from the bois allaince plus I got Izzy who is willing to do anything for Wananaka Central. I am not going anywhere.

Izzy:DYING, Rodney Bowl 2 will be a thing soon.

Derpy:Um that is great Izzy.

Derpy's Confessional:This sucks I swaped from one bottom to a tribe to another. The other four seems really tight so I can do is try to win this challenge.

* TDRPW\*

Milk's Confessional:I need more screentime so it is time to start a fight.

Milk:Thomas sucks.

Noah:I am sick of being harrsed here.

Milk:You earned it, Thomas for five yours olds, not eighth graders.

Noah:How dare you!

* Runs off crying\*

Rj's Confessional:Noah is all alone on this tribe. It is pretty much Me/Aqua vs Solar/Milk. Noah all alone crying makes it the perfect time to make my move. He has sh\*\* ranks but I can petend to be friends with him for his vote.

Rj:Noah Don't worry, you liking Thomas is not worst then Derpy liking My Little Pony.

Noah:Thanks Rj, I'm just sick of always being made fun for my love of Thomas,Neal, and Savage.

Noah's Confessional:I have been made fun of my entire life. The only thing I had to look forward where new thomas episodes. I came on survivor to try to get away from the builes but they followed me here. I won't give up. I dealed with it at school, and I can deal with it here.

RJ:Don't worry Noah I'm here for you. \*They hug as Rj evil simrks.

Rj's Confessional:I think my plan is working. He is puddy in my hands.

* TDBB\*

Rocky:Boi

Chwiis:Boi

Rocky:I think Marco Rubio should win.

Chwiis:Agreed, tho west winged people are so annoying.

Maria:YES, XD

Maria's Confessional:Marco hispanish like me XD.

* Challenge time\*

Jeff:In first, TDRPW wins Chickens, in second TDBB gets eggs and in last WC is heading back to tribal!

Derpy's Confessional:This is the worst thing that I could of happened to me. There is a tight allaince of four and I am the clear outsider. I have no choice but to scramble. This is going to be rough.

* WC\*

Heo:So Derpy gotta go.

Izzy:Agreed.

Ash:No issue with that.

SC:He had engoue time here.

SC's Confesional:Derpy was hard core scrambing on the old tribe and dug a deep hole for himself. I am in to much of a good thing to try to save him so its time for him to go.
Derpy:Izzy, they are just using you. You would flip back to me.

Izzy:Why should I care?

Derpy:Danited, Izzy will flip on anyone.

Danited:Not really, he just fliped to WC since we are better then you.

Derpy:Heo ash is the leader.

Heo:No he isn't.

Derpy's Confessional:Nothing is working, but I have one more trick up my selve.

Derpy:Ash, Wendy told me that you two where close.

Ash:We where.

Derpy:Well you know Danited is the reason why Wendy left.

Ash:WHAT

Ash's Confessional:I should of knew danited would of done this. I never been on his good side.

Derpy:We went up to the bois and got them to vote off Wendy.

Ash:I gotta go blow this up.

Ash's Confessional:Derpy is at the bottom so he could be lying but I kind of beileve him.

Ash:Danited did you vote off Wendy?

Danited: Oh no! I did not.

Ash:Heo is this true?

Heo:He did.

Danited:\*faceplams\*

Ash:SO YOU LIED

Ash's Confessional:Not only did danited vote off Wendy but then he lied to me about it. I have zero reason to trust him going forward in this. liar liar, your's torch won't be on fire.

Danited:WHY DID YOU DO THAT HEO.

Heo:I didn't feel like lying.

Danited's Confessional:Heo's big mouth may have made me a target but it is time to turn the tabels on Ash.

Danited:Derpy vote off Ash.

Derpy:good idea.

Ash:Danited has got to go.

Derpy:I agree.

Derpy's Confessional:Well would you look at that, I went from the bottom to the top. Heo and Danited want Ash out, while Ash and Izzy want dainted. I'm the swing vote and I will be making the best move for my game, no matter what that might be.

Jeff:It is time to vote, Izzy you're upa

Izzy's voting Confessional:\*holding up Danited, It sucks that WC couldn't hold it togther, I really wanted to work with you but you are to much of a loss cannon.

Ash:\*walks up\*

Heo:\*sits down\*

Danited:\*wirtes Ash\* See Ya felicia. Don't go angist the big boys if you can't handel it. Enjoy your pre jury vaction to Puta Land.

Derpy:\*vote isn't shown\*

Jeff:I will go tally the votes. if anyone has an hidden immunity idol and wanna play it, now is the time to do so.

* nobody stands\*

Jeff:Okay, first vote

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Dlyan

1 vote Dlyan

S\*\*\* C\*\*\*

who is this for?

Ash:Dianted.

Jeff:Okay, 1 vote Ash, 1 Dianted

Ash

2 votes Ash, 1 Dianted

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Dianted, we are tried 2 votes Ash, 2 Dianted one vote left

Seventh person voted off

Dianted (#Blindside)

Dianted:The hell?

Jeff:It is time for you to go.

Dianted:\*brings up torch

Dianted's Final words:Derpy made the wrong choice 100%, Good luck bois I will be rooting you guys to win, or Maria baby. I have no regrets other then not targeting Ash sooner.

## Episode 8-A Million Reasons To Vote You Out

Jeff:Last time on Survivor, 21 contestants came out to try to prove that there's wiki was the best. Some people where playing hard right out of the gate such as RJ who founds an idol on day 1. After many swaps new allaince where froms \*shows the bois\* while other where broken \*shows cabbage voting off Spirit\* An unlikely trio of Ash,Izzy, and Derpy came together to blindside Danited leaving Heo on the bottom. 14 are left, who will be voted out tonight.

Heozaki's Confessional:That last tribal was crazy. I didn't expect danited to go. Derpy already took out two bois members.

Heo:What up fam?

Izzy:Just a good old survivor blindside.

Ash:It was nothing angist you.

Ash's Confessional:Now that Dianted is gone I can finally start playing my own game. I have the idol so I am not going home anytime soon.

Heo's confessional:I hope the merge is soon, I can't wait to met back up with the remaining bois and get out the rest of the hams

* Theme song\*

Jeff:\*Comes into WC camp late at night\*

Derpy's Confessional:Jeff came here in the middle of the night and all that I can think is that this can't be good.

Jeff:Heo come here.

Heo:Okay jeff.

Jeff:We took a look at your paper work and it says that you where illegal and we must remove you from the game.

Heo:.-.

Jeff:Come with me Heo.  \*he walks out with heo.

Derpy's Confessional:Heo leaving is great for me because its means one less person to deal with and one step closer to my rightful million dallor check.

* TDBB\*

Maria's Confessional:Samey in sleepwear.

Maria:Hi Tyler

Tyler:Hello bubla.

Tyler's Confessional:I am like 100% sure that Maria is Bulba's sock is just make sense.

Maria:XD.

Maria's Confessional:Bubla do unabaning.

Cabbage:\*returns with treemail\*

Cabbage:It says to go to the challenge area.

Chwiis:gay

Rocky:I wonder why.

* TDRPW\*

Rj:\*reading treemail\* we gotta met up at the challenger area.

Noah's Confessional:I been so confused lately, I just wanna met back with my allaince I pray that it is a merge

Rj:\*digs up his idol\*

* Everybody goes out to challenge area but sees no Jeff

### Challenge Area, Day 17

Noah: Wait, what. Where is Jeff?

Izzy: omg, a DYI challenge.

RJ: No, he is having an intercourse with Spencer.

Milk: Sex gimmick isn’t your thing.

RJ: Shut up, hillbilly.

Derpy: Bitch, calling him hillbilly is my gimmivck.

Cabbage: Guys, there is a chest with a note over there. (reads the note) Congratulations, thanks to Heo’s evacuation, you all have officially reached the merge.

(Everyone cheers)

Derpy: OMG I knew my popularity was going to take me to the merge.

Rocky: (confessional) It’s good to make it to this merge phase, specially cause I was recruited.

Cabbage: (confessional) I thought my mistake of keeping Maria will haunt me, but I made it to the merge, and it’s a new start. I feel like Sierra Dawn Thomas after eliminating Joaquin.

Solar: (confessional) Merge is awesome, but Milk has to go for stealing my phrases, he will pay, I’m cutting that bitch.

Izzy: OMG you guys! This is literally the Cambodia merge style. I call being Stephen!

Noah: I am Savage :P

Aqua: I am Kelley Wentworth.

Derpy: No bitch fight me

RJ: ^

Aqua: Shut up Tasha and Spencer. Oopsee.

Maria' Confessional:Oppies

Derpy: No, Milk is Spencer.

Milk: shut up

Tyler: Yay, that leaves me as Kimmi.

Aqua: OH HELL NO, I WILL FIGHT YOU AS TIFFANY

Tyler: But you wanted Kelley, why I can’t be Kimmi. :(

Aqua: I want both l0l

Chwiis: I am so lost, I just know I am Shrek.

Cabbage: Guys, let’s just enjoy the feast, it says everyone has got an special meal.

Tyler: Let’s see …\*opens basket\*… omg tuna. (Gets a tuna can with a face of Tina Wesson)

Aqua: Let’s see what I got. \*gets a chicken dressed up as a stripper\* True

Rocky: Ok. (gets a rock) How am I supposed to eat this? But well, I’ll do it for Heo.

Chwiis: (gets swamp water) My favorite.

Noah: (gets a train made of chocolate) o nice

Ash: (gets a sandwich) Ok, at least I got something normal.

Cabbage: (gets a covered item) I hope it’s chocolate. (reveals a cabbage) Help.

Izzy: (gets Mountain Dew) OMG, I feel like Amber, this is soooooo good.

Solar: (gets a slice of pizza) What am I, Spirit? But yay @food

Maria: likes the pizza

Solar: Oh, we can totally share it baby <3

Maria: <3

RJ: (gets Clay nudes) This >>>>>>>> Food

Derpy: (gets a school meal) This reminds me of my popularity in school.

Milk: Sure Jan. And last, BUT NEVER LEAST, my meal. (gets a bottle, with a sticker that says “Expired Milkshake”)

Tyler: screams

Ash: gone

Solar: help

Maria: XD

### Merged Tribe Camp, Day 18

Milk: Ok, we need a tribe name guys. Any ideas?

Izzy: WawanaBBRPW

Derpy: Boss Assbitch

Noah: Sodor

Cabbage: Not now tbh

Tyler: Sokolowski, it means goddess in sorority language.

Chwiis: Swamp

Ash: Phuc Dat Bich

Solar: Puta

Maria: Samey in Sleepwear

Milk: Ok, all are terrible ideas. Get a brain check @all

Noah: You have any ideas?

Milk: I miss fat Jenn.

Solar: OMG STOP STEALING MY PHRASES I WILL SUE

Milk: Oops, but my idea >>> all yours

Solar: (eye roll)

Maria's Confessional:Dawny has good ideas

Derpy: Ok, we need someone who can speak Spanish. (Everyone looks at Cabbage)

Cabbage: Hi

Aqua: Cabbae make us a tribe name

Solar: And please a serious one. Not a joke one.

Ash: Since when you are so professional?

Solar: I have to be, cause I have power.

Cabbage: How about Xel-Ha? It means “place of running water” in Mayan.

RJ: No. Puta for merged tribe name.

Noah: ^ :p

Solar: NO. We need a kind of serious name, and that one sounds acceptable.

Cabbage: Well, I am glad to help.

RJ: wtf Solar when did you stopped to be cool?

Solar: RJ, when did you became so messy?

Maria: Lexi vive en Xel-Ha

Izzy: Maria shut up >:)

Solar: WTF stop harrasing my wife

Aqua: Maria. Callar zorra flores el burro casado. Did I insulted her?

Cabbage: You said “shut up hoe flowers the married donkey”

Aqua: HELP

### Challenge Area, Day 19

Jeff: Come on in, guys. (all 13 come in) Ok, you will know compete for… (revealing a necklace with admin stars all over it) …individual immunity.

Cabbage: That makes me moist.

Ash: Hot necklace

Milk: The thirst is real.

Noah: ^ :p

Maria's Confessional:Immunity sounds fun

Jeff: Calm your thirst. We will now start with our first immunity challenge, where you must balance on a triangle in the water for as long as you can, if you fall off, you are out of the challenge. Last one standing…wins immunity, guarantee a spot at the Final 12. We will draw spots, and we will get started.

(Everyone stands on their triangle.)

Jeff: This challenge is on. Eighteen days, and a recent feast will really affect how you perform.

Rocky: I will never eat rocks again. (breaks the triangle with weight and falls into the water)

Jeff: And the triangle can’t hold Rocky any longer. Rocky is first one out of the challenge.

Maria: (slips and falls into the water) Oh no!

Jeff: Maria falls off.

Solar: Gotta be equal with my wife. (falls in)

Jeff: Solar falls off. We are down to ten. Ash, the last original WC still hanging on.

Ash: I have to hang on.

Noah: (falls off)

Jeff: Noah falls down, we’re down to nine… (thunderstorm) …as rain starts to pour down.

Chwiis: (whispering to RJ) boi let’s drop togheter

RJ: (whispers back) Alright, my feet are killing me.

(Chwiis jumps into the water, RJ almost does the same)

Jeff: Chwiis is in the water. We are down to eight, and RJ with a nice safe.

Chwiis: (confessional) What the hell is up with RJ? We had an agreement on dropping togheter, and he backed up, he is not a good jew.

RJ: (confessional) I don't regret tricking Chwiis to drop out, this is a game where you have to be sneaky, Kelley Wentworth was my inspiration to make it.

(Flashback of everyone still in)

Jeff: We have been for an half an hour already. And we have Aqua...RJ...Milk...Derpy...Cabbage...Tyler...Izzy...and Ash, all fighting for immunity.

(Rain pours down harder.)

Jeff: As the weather tries to make things difficult.

Izzy: Oopsee. (slips and falls in)

Jeff: Izzy falls into the water.

Cabbage: Oh shoot! (drops off the triangle)

Jeff: Followed right behind by Cabbage, and we are down to six.

Milk: (almost slipping)

Jeff: Milk with a nice safe.

Derpy: (from his triangle) Watch Milk being a compwhore hillbilly like JT.

Milk: Shut up

Jeff: Tension during an immunity challenge, something we don’t see a lot.

RJ: (trips and falls into the water)

Jeff: RJ falls into the water, can’t hang anymore.

Derpy: screams (falls in)

Jeff: Derpy’s in. We are down to four: Aqua, Milk, Tyler, and Ash…

Tyler: (slips as Jeff talks) dammit

Jeff: ...Tyler’s in! We are down to three, one original TDBB, one original WC, and one original TDRPW.

Aqua: I am disgusted of beint associated with that wiki. (steps off his triangle)

Jeff: Aqua got frustrated. Aqua is out, we are down to Milk vs Ash

Tyler: Good job you guys.

Jeff: We have been here over an hour, during rain and cold wind, whoever wins is earning it.

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Jeff: Ash is out. (raising his arms) MILK wins individual immunity!

Solar: WTF ASH WAS ROBBED

Maria: Oh no!

Tyler: (clapping) Good job Milk and Ash.

Cabbage: Good work you two.

(Everyone is at the initial platform)

Jeff: (grabbing the necklace) Milk, come on over.

Milk: (walks to Jeff, and gets booed by Solar and Ash) OMG shut up you two.

Jeff: (puts on necklace around Milk’s neck) Milk, safe at tonight’s Tribal Council, guaranteed a one in twelve shots at a million dollars. Ok, head back to camp.

Ash: (confessional) Dammit. I was really close to beat Milk, I just think of what it could’ve been having that necklace around my neck, it would have been so great.

(Comercials)
Julie Chen:BB18 won't be all stars lol

### Xel-Ha before Tribal Council, Day 19

Solar's confessional:Milk winning immunity totally fucks me over since I got everyone to vote him off. Now everything will be a huge clusterf\*\*k.

Derpy:ey good job milk.

Chwiis:Yeah Milk you did pretty good for a jew.

Milk:Thanks.

Milk's Confessional:I'm safe and its great, the thing is I have no idea where this vote will go other then the fact that it won't be me leaving.

* WC+izzy met up\*

Ash:So what now?

Maria:Lol

Izzy:Shut up Maria.

Solar:Don't bully my life.

Derpy:YOUR WIFE!

Derpy's Confessional:Solar has been trying to steal Maria from me since we where never on the same tribe, but Maria is MINE

Solar:Maria loves me better.

Derpy:\*\*ck off, she loves me better.

Solar:We let her chose.

Derpy:Maria which one of us do you love more?

Maria:Samey.

Maria's Confessional:I miss stella.

* Meanwhile the bois met up

Rocky:We don't really have any choice we needs him for numbers.

Chwiis:Ugh fine, but don't get to hammy.

Noah:Ok :P

Rocky's Confessional:Things havn't been going well for the bois lately, but we should be able to do some sort of damange hopfully.

* The rest met up\*

Milk:So who you guys thinking of voting off?

Tyler:Ash doesn't like Julia that much so maybe her.

Aqua:Julia hate is sinful.

Rj:Um Julia sucks.

Tyler:Shut up Rj.

Rj: #AgeOfAlecia

Aqua:Alecia is B-L-A-N-D

Rj:How dare you!

Aqua:How dare me, how dare you.

Rj's confessional:Alecia hate can't be torlated, Aqua has better go.

Aqua's Confessional:Rj just wished his survivor game away.

* They both walk away trying to get votes to get eachother out\*

Rj:Milk, help me get rid of Aqua he is bipolar.

Milk's Confessional:Aqua bipolarness isn't sth we really need, plus Rj is kind of a goat so.

Aqua:Izzy we gotta blindside Rj.

Izzy:I love #blindsides so i will, btw do you have the screenshot?

Aqua:Um gtg bai.

Rj:Derpy, Aqua hates Alecia.

Derpy:lol, bye fellica.

Aqua:Ash,Solar Rj needs to go.

Solar:He is asian so I agree.

Rj:Yall aqua flips let get him out.

Rocky's Confessional:Aqua is sort of crazy I'm fine with him going.

Chwiis's Confessional:Plus he is a ham so.

Aqua:Cabbage, Rj says he hates Sierra.

Cabbage's Confessional he is died to me, I know have a million reasons to vote you out Rj.

Rj's Confessional:I got myself,Rocky,Chwiis,Noah,Derpy, and Milk voting Aqua.

Aqua's Confessional:I have me,Izzy,Tyler,Ash,Solar, and Cabbage voting Rj.

Rj's Confessional:Thats

Aqua's Confessional:leaves.

* Spilt screen of both saying it:MARIA

Maria's Confessional:Samey <3

Aqua's Confessional:This sucks I hate Maria but I got to petend to be nice to her to get her to vote out Rj.

Maria:Samey in sleepwear.

Aqua:Yes lol, Maria you are so funny.

Rj:Maria you are even more of a g.oddess then Besty.

Maria:XD.

Maria's Confessional:I swing vote, yay

Aqua:Maria i love your's hair.

Rj:I love your spanish

Maria's Confessional:I do vote out.

Aqua:Maria you are my fav user.

Rj:He is lying.

Maria's Confessional:Samey never wins.

Aqua:Maria vote rj.

Rj:Maria votes Aqua.

Maria's Confessional:I am the ped, I chose who goes homes.

Derpy:did you get here?

Rj:I don't know.

RJ's Confessional:I would hate to use my idol so early, but I have no idea which way Maria is voting so I might have to.

Ash:Aqua is she voting Rj with us?

Aqua:Um she should.

Aqua's Confessional:I'm not really sure which way Maria will vote but then I have the perfect idea.

Aqua:Okay Rj, why don't we just vote out Maria.

Rj:That could work.

Rj's Confessional:Leting Maria chose is really risky, I love Maria but I'm not sure if I can take that chance. Do I stick with Aqua or switch the vote to Maria? I'm not sure

### Xel-Ha Tribal Council, Night 19

Jeff: Alright, the first merge tribal council. Milk, what does it feels to have immunity?

Milk: Having immunity feels like an adminship, because you have power to do anything you want.

Solar: (rolls eyes a la Ciera)
Jeff: And Solar, you’re rolling your eyes.

Solar: Is because Milk steals my phrases, “I miss fat Jenn” is from my property, and just because he has immunity, he doesn’t has the power to steal it.

Milk: Excuse me, but right now I do. So l0l!

Solar: omg you cunt. You just wait.

Jeff: Maria, what is your take on this tension, specially right before going to a vote?

Maria: Oh no!

Jeff: (rolls eyes) Derpy, same question.

Derpy: Well, those two have been fighting, but the real tension is with Aqua and Maria.

Aqua: (makes an annoyed face)

Jeff: Between Aqua and Maria?

Derpy: Well, he suddenly grew tired of her gimmick. But well, I am still #TeamMaria

Aqua: Thanks you cunt.

Derpy: Always a pleasure. :)

Jeff: RJ, any comment on this drama?

RJ: Well, people were going around telling I hated their favorites, as an excuse to vote me out, so yeah, I have a lot of comments.

Jeff: Cabbage, is this true?

Cabbage: I can confirm he does hate Brenda Lowe, and she is my mom, so, part of it is truth.

RJ: I only hate Caramoan Brenda.

Cabbage: Well, OK, that makes things better.

RJ: Cabb, you know they all lie…

Noah: …cheat and steal. :p

RJ: Shut up.

Noah: r00d

RJ: In resume, I know someone was trying to frame me, and that was Aqua.

Aqua: WTF? I literally had NOTHING to do with this?

RJ: You have to do with this, so, don’t try to come out clean.

Aqua: I don’t lmao? Only thing I have to do with is the hate for TDRPW.

Chwiis: :o

Rocky: :o wtf boi

Tyler: If I hear boi again, I will scream.

Jeff: Izzy, what do you have to say at all this?

Izzy: I am thinking of who to vote, out of all this people on the chopping block.

Jeff: Who are they?

Izzy: Aqua…Solar...Derpy…Maria…

Jeff: So, you don’t consider yourself in danger?

Izzy: Of course I do, but I am less outspoken.

Jeff: Milk, any final thoughts?

Milk: I won’t give up immunity, but… (rainbowfrog)

Tyler: (rainbowfrog)

Ash: (rainbowfrog)

Solar: (rainbowfrog)

Noah: (rainbowfrog)

Derpy: (rainbowfrog)

Maria: (rainbowfrog)

RJ: (rainbowfrog)

Cabbage: (rainbowfrog)

Izzy: (rainbowfrog)

Jeff: With that, it is time to vote, Ash, you’re up.

Ash: (stands up from his seat)

Ash: (now on voting area, with a parchment that says “Are Jay”) You are a mess, you have to go.

Solar: (introducing vote in urn)

Chwiis: (is shown to be walking up to vote)

Tyler: (holding a parchment that reads “Rocky”) This won’t be majority, but I stand up to what I think, and what I think is that you disgust me.

Milk: (walking to voting area)

Derpy: (writing down a name in the parchment)

RJ: (holding a parchment that reads “Maria Luisa”) You are capable of winning joke votes if you are in the end of the game, everyone should realize how dangerous you can possibly be.

Maria: (writing down Samey, but a producer walks in, and changes her vote) Aqua the Evil Twin

Aqua: (inmediantly after is shown grabbing marker)

Noah: (standing up to vote, as RJ flips off on him)

Rocky: (holding up “Aqua”) Big mistake, you just not call your hated places that openly.

Izzy: (introducing vote in urn)

Cabbage: (walks up to voting area, and grabs the marker, and later comes back to sit down)

Jeff: I’ll go to tally the votes.

Aqua: (rubs hands on face)

Maria: (hugs a Samey puppet)

Milk: (is shown still wearing the necklace)

Jeff: (coming back with urn) If anybody has an idol, and you want to use, now it would be the time to do so. (nobody stands up) Ok, once the votes are read, the decision is final, the person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area inmediantly. I’ll read the votes.

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Jeff: (flips parchment) Maria, that’s six and enough. Need to bring me your torch.

Solar: (stands up to kiss and hug Maria) I’m so sorry babe.

Maria: Yes

Derpy: (also hugs Maria) Sorry bae. This is unbelievable. ;(

Maria: ;( \*grabbing torch\*

RJ: (smiling)

Tyler: (long breathing)

Jeff: (as Maria places her torch) Maria, the tribe has spoken.

Maria: rip (her torch is snuffed)

Jeff: Time for you to go.

Maria: Yes. (walks away from tribal council)

Jeff: Unexpected, but you did it. You can head back to camp.

#### Final Words

Maria: Manchineel, known as manzanilla de la muerte in Spanish, meaning "little apple of death", are among the fruits that grow on Pahkitew Island. Like its namesake, the manchineel is a poisonous fruit that is hazardous to whoever eats it during I Love You, Grease Pig!. Even touching it gives Samey a rash on her hand, along with an unbearable itchiness. In Twinning Isn't Everything, in order to get back at her twin sister for tormenting her for years, Samey tricks her into eating the fruit. This causes Amy's face to swell and her throat to become inflamed during the eliminaation ceremony. As she isn't able to speak, Samey takes on Amy's mannerisms and says "Samey" is just begging for attention, resulting in Amy being eliminated in Samey's stead

## Episode 9 The Least Jewish

Jeff:Last time on Survivor. Heo was deported causing the bois to lose yet an other number, leaving only 3. The contestants merged and Solar was out for Milk's blood. But when he won immunity everything changed. Aqua and Rj had a battle over favirotes lines where quickly dawn in the sand leaving Maria in the middle. But it wasn't as black and white as Aqua hated Maria more then Alecia as the two sides came together blindsiding Maria, leaving Derpy,Ash,Rocky, and Solar in the dark. 12 are left. Who will voted off tonight?

Ash's Confessional:I'm fu\*\*ing pissed right now. Maria left like what the hell are these people thinking? At least she should be an actomaitc vote for me on the jury. I hope.

Izzy:I'm so happy she left I really hated her.

Chwiis:That was the least jewish blindside in a while.

Chwiis's Confessional:Finally a boi doesn't go home.

Derpy:While I'm not happy at all.

Rj's Confessional:I am going need to do some damage control.

Rj:I couldn't risk it. It could of been me going home.

Derpy:I had maria, she was never voting you.

Rj:I didn't know.

Derpy:While our allaince just lost a member.

Derpy's Confessional:I thought as Alecia fans we had a really strong unbreakable bond. I was wrong. He lied to me and took out the love of my life. I really thought I could trust him. I will never have 100% trust in him again.

* Theme song\*

Cabbage:I am going to go fishing.

Tyler:I will join.

Milk:Oh how nice the bland people are going fishing.

Tyler:I AM NOT BLAND.

Solar:Oh honey don't lie.

Tyler:How am I lying?

Milk:About having a personaity

Tyler:All people have personaitys, its in human nature.

Milk:Doesn't change the fact that you're borning.

Tyler:Ugh.

Cabbage:Come on lets just go.

Cabbage's Confessional:Milk has been sort of illrevelent since he won that immunity so he starting fights with Tyler.

* they take the boat out\*

Tyler:Am I really bland?

Cabbage:Yes but it is better to be bland then an actual bad person.

Tyler:You're right!

Cabbage:Now lets fish so everyone can gain more weight and be more fat

Tyler:True

### Reward Challenge, Day 20

Jeff: Come on in, guys. (all twelve arrive)

Tyler: Hi

Jeff: Ready to get to the reward challenge?

All: Yes.

Jeff: Ok, on my go, you will go throught a series of hurdles, and retrieve bags of puzzle pieces, first four to do so will move into the final round, where you will use those pieces to solve a torch shaped puzzle, first to do it, wins reward. Wanna know what you are playing for?

Aqua: Isn’t the answer ovbious?

Jeff: Winner of this will be taken to a Mayan temple, in Uxmal, Yucatan, with a feast of Taco Bell, and Maria free.

Izzy: omg I want it @Maria free

Cabbage: Taco Bell sounds racist.

Jeff: We will draw spots and start. (everyone is ready) Ok, for reward, survivors ready….go!

Everyone: (runs)

Jeff: Everyone running. Looking to get all three bags…(people start to fall)…but they are already struggling.

Milk: (gets past first hurdle)

Derpy: (crawls over hurdle)

Solar: (passing hurdle)

Jeff: Derpy, Solar, and Milk get to the first bag of puzzle pieces.

Derpy: (passes the second hurdle)

Jeff: Derpy on the second bag of puzzle pieces; as Tyler, Ash…and Izzy make it past the first hurdle and get their first bag.

Milk: (gets past second hurdle and gets second bag)

Jeff: Milk has the second bag…suddenly Aqua and Cabbage are back in this. Rocky and Chwiis, no progress at all.

Solar: (passes second hurdle)

Derpy: (passes third obstacle)

Jeff: Derpy moves on! We’re looking for three more.

Milk: (crawls over)

Jeff: Milk moves on! Solar is at the last hurdle, while Ash, Tyler, Izzy, Cabbage and Aqua try to untie that second bag.

Solar: Done.

Jeff: Solar moves on, one more spot!

(Aqua and Tyler get their bags at same time.)

Jeff: Aqua and Tyler now looking for that third and final bags.

Izzy: Dammit.

Jeff: Suddenly, Cabbage is back in this, Izzy is struggling on that nods.

Aqua: (gets over third hurdle)

Tyler: (does it at the same time)

Jeff: It is Aqua versus Tyler looking for the final spot.

Aqua: (unties)

Jeff: Aqua moves on. Tyler, seconds away.

(Puzzle scenes happen, in resume: Aqua and Derpy go neck and neck, Solar blews up a huge early lead, Milk fell out of any progress.)

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Jeff: And with that…Aqua wins reward!

Aqua: Hot

Izzy: Good try everyone.

Jeff: Aqua, come on over. (Aqua walks next to Jeff.) Really nice work. You will be taken to a Mayan temple, but it can be a better afternoon with some company, pick three people to join you in reward.

Aqua: Ok..hmm…Tyler

Tyler: OMG thanks Aqua

Aqua: Next is…RJ

RJ: Really?

Aqua: Yes.

Aqua: Wow, this is hard but…I pick Cabbage.

Cabbage: You’re serious?

Aqua: Yes.

Cabbage: I have no words. Thanks. (joins them)

Jeff: Aqua, RJ, Tyler, Cabbage, congrats on reward, you will have an interesting afternoon. The rest, got nothing for you, grab your stuff, head back to camp.

Aqua: (confessional) My picks were half friendship, half strategy, it is mostly so they can see the game won’t affect me.

* Back at camp\*

Ash:What are they doing over there?

Solar:The bois are doing there daily fapping session.

Solar's Confessional:Rocky's lauray item was a playboy so everyday the bois go out in the woods to fap. I personally get off to Blake's inbox but that is just me.

Izzy:Ew.

Derpy:THAT IS DISGUSTING.

Derpy's confessional:You think people could go 39 days without going to jerk off. This is on TV, out in the wild. It one of the grossest things I can possibly think of.

Milk:So you dislike them now?

Derpy:Yeah.

Milk:Good, cuz I am filping.

Milk's Confessional:TDRPW doesn't make me wanna kill myself as much as some other people here, plus they are easier to beat.

Milk:Listen here i'm joining the bois.

Chwiis:You're less annoying then Noah so sure.

Milk's Confessional:Things are fitting perfectly, i can pick more fights and others in my allaince will still be targeted before me. There are cracks here to since Chwiis/Rocky hate Noah. Its the best for my game.

Chwiis's Confessional:Milk isn't a ham. He is offically a boi now.

* Reward\*

Rj's Confessional:I nearly got Aqua out yesterday I am kind of finding it strange, how he invented me to this reward.

MiguelDelTaco:I will be the tour guild for you today as he walk though the temple.

Tyler:Isn't this where Maria lives?

MiguelDelTaco:Yes.

Tyler:Woah, I had no idea Bubla was mexican.

* Pretty nature shots of the temple as they walk thought until they all sit down to eat\*

Aqua:Okay so, I chose you three today because I feel like we can be an unstopable foursome.

Rj:I agree.

Cabbage:We just need to be a strong 4, a strong 4 and we are good to the end game.

Tyler's Confessional:So Aqua makes us all an final 4 deal and i agree.

Aqua:So we are all good?

Everyone:Yes.

Aqua's Confessional:My plan worked, so time for an allaince name.

Rj:The SneakeySneakys named after Kelley Wentworth.

Tyler:I would much rather have our name be after Kimmi.

Aqua:How about the KappenWorths.

Cabbage:Love it.

Rj's Confessional:So our new allaince is the Kappenworths. Its perfect for us.

Aqua:Let talk about who to target.

Tyler:I been voting Rocky everytime so lets go with him.

Aqua:All agreed?

Rj:Why not.

Tyler's Confessional:Now i won't be alone voting for Rocky anymore.

* Back at camp\*

Ash:Solar we are the last two WC left.

Solar:Yeah, luckally everyone heres hate pogoning so there should be voting blocs.

Ash:Oh good.

Ash's Confessional:I been a nevous lately reading the numbers, but everyone likes a good underdog story, I don't feel like I'm a target and I still got my idol incase anything goes wrong.

Solar:Now skull fuck me daddy.

Ash:I'm good \*He walks away\*

Rocky:So welcome to the bois Milk.

Milk:Thanks.

Rocky's Confessional:I thinks its great that the bois are growing and people don't find me to be a sexist just because I am a St8 white male.

Chwiis:So glad you are here so we don't have to hear that SJW crap.

Milk:Oh I hate SJW.

Chwiis:Left winged people are so annoying.

Chwiis's Confessional:Its great to have someone like Milk to talk to instead of just Rocky.

Noah:\*Playing with thomas toys as they are talking\* lalalalalalalala Survivor.

Chwiis:Shut up.

Noah:No :P

Chwiis's Confessional:God Noah is so annoying. Right now we need him but its a stuggle. He is 10 times worst then Rj. Rgay of all people. Sometimes I wish to join my brother listening to him.

Milk:I cring everytime Noah speaks.

Chwiis:I cut my self.

Noah:I can hear you. :P

Chwiis:Shut up.

Noah:Honestly I don't care.

Chwiis:They quit speaking.

Noah:Okay. :P \*goes back to thomas toys.

Milk's Confessional:Noah is by far the most cringworthy person I ever met in my life, and I know people who makes shit memes on facebook for living.

Chwiis's Confessional:But hey, could be worst. At least his's thomas toys keep him busy. but then again, a 14 year old who plays with thomas toys. It just like this isn't a kindergraden camp, the only place I'd expect Thomas toys to be at.

### Immunity Challenge, Day 22

Jeff: Come on in, guys! (all twelve arrive) Ok, ready to get tp today’s immunity challenge?

All: Yes

Jeff: First things first, Milk, give nack the necklace.

Milk: Wait a minute. (kicks RJ) K, done.

RJ: Rude ass hoe

Jeff: Once again, immunity back up for grabs. For today’s challenge, you will balance on a wooden perch, while raising your arm, that will be attatched to a bucket of water, if you barely move, or if you fall off, you will be out. Last user standing…wins immunity, safe at Tribal Council. Losers, someone will be voted out and be sent to the jury, where Maria awaits to say non sense things. Ok, we will draw spots and get started.

(Everyone is in position.)

Jeff: This challenge is on.

(Wooden breaking is heard.)

Milk: wtf is that sound

Ash: Probs a tree.

Aqua: Or someone is breaking the perch with their fatness.

Cabbage: I would say it is Fiz, but he didn’t came, cause he failed the test for eating too much Lays.

Solar: Screams @Cab shading

Milk: Seriously, what is that sound?

(Rocky breaks his wooden perch, and the water falls on him.)

Tyler: screams

Ash: Me

Solar: Same

Jeff: Rocky breaks something with his fatness AGAIN, amd he is first out of a challenge AGAIN. But anyways, I have the first item, if anyone wants to drop out, you can get…a look at Survivor nudes on Tumblr.

RJ: (inmediantly drops out)

Jeff: Knew it. RJ drops out. We are down to ten. You can enjoy until challenge ends.

RJ: My fantasies will be complete.

Jeff: (comes back with another item) Alright, it has been thirty minutes, and let’s see if someone wants to go for this…(reveals)…McDonalds burgers.

Derpy: OMG you are making this hard.

Tyler: I am thinking on dropping out.

Noah: Me too.

Milk: Drop so I can win :)

Noah: Never :p

Aqua: That should be illegal. @ :p

Noah: No, it shouldn’t.

Tyler: I truly think I will take it.

Jeff: Drop out then.

Tyler: (drops out)

Jeff: Three McDonalds, all for you. And we are down to nine.

Aqua: Solar, we need Fiz, that way we could have the Xx clique here, all togheter.

Solar: True, but he was like, the inferior Xx.

Aqua: No, that is you, Fiz is middle Xx, and I am superior Xx.

Solar: No, false. I am superior Xx.

(Suddenly, Noah falls from the perch.)

Noah: Dammit.

Jeff: Out of nowhere, Noah drops out, we are down to eight.

Solar: As I was saying, I am the true leader of the Xx’s, I went with the idea.

Aqua: (pointing at him) Don’t you dare to fuck with me!

Solar: The arm…l0l

Cabbage: Gone @Aqua

Ash: Help

Derpy: rip!

Aqua: screams (gets covered on water)

Jeff: And Aqua falls off, we are down to seven, as I prepare the next item. (shows it.) Chocolate desserts, and vodka.

Cabbage: I think I wanna take it.

Izzy: Screams @Cab

Derpy: Since when do you drink vodka?

Cabbage: I don’t, I’d rather save it for someone that gets exhausted.

Jeff: Drop out if you want.

Cabbage: (drops out) Cute @desserts

Jeff: Someone has guaranteed vodka, unless Cabbage decides to give it up for me.

Cabbage: No sir.

Jeff: Ok. We are down to six: Solar, Ash, Milk, Derpy, Izzy and Chwi…

Chwiis: (suddenly falls off) Dang

Aqua: What a flop.

Solar: Look who is saying it!

Noah: o snap

Jeff: Agree with Aqua, and we are down to five, the last two original WC, against three of the original TDBB.

Milk: I must argue with someone…RJ you’re a hoe.

RJ: You interrpted my fantasies with Clay.

Milk: I don’t care.

Jeff: I have another item, let’s see if someone wants to drip for it. (reveals) We have the leftover tacos from reward.

Milk: Seems fair enough. (Drops out)

Derpy: Guys, please, let me get this one.

Solar: No Donnie

Ash: ^

Izzy: Guys, mind if I drop on next one?

Derpy: Izzy please don’t leave me alone.

Izzy: My feet are killing me.

Jeff: Next item is cake.

Izzy: Take it. (drops out)

Ash: Actually, can I share with him?

Jeff: No sharing unless you drop out.

Ash: (drops out) Ok, now let’s share.

Jeff: Now we are down to two, Solar and Derpy, have been here one hour and a half here, both must be exhausted.

Solar: (starts to lose balance)

Derpy: (wobbles) Please, I need this.

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Jeff: Solar is out, Derpy wins immunity!

Derpy: (walks off the perch) Slay. I suddenly feel like a mental giant.

Cabbage: Good try Solar. (gives him the vodka glass)

Solar: At least it’s something.

(End of challenge)

Jeff: Derpy, come on over.

(Some people clap, but others boo Derpy)

Derpy: Shut up hoes, don’t get JEALOUS.

Jeff: (puts necklace around his neck) Derpy, safe at tonight’s tribal council. As for the rest of you, one of you will become the second juror, grab your stuffm see you at tribal.

Cabbage: (confessional) Playing the nice guy card is the best thing I can do. It’s my way to show them I can be a nice person to them, no matter how messy people can be.

* Back at camp\*

Derpy's confessional:I won that challenge because i am a mental giant, and now its time to be a master manipulator.

Aqua:\*growing potatos\* Rock potatos rock.

Tyler's Confessional:I think what Aqua doing for these potatos is great. I'm so proud of him. Its great. I love it, I'm so happy we have an allaince.

Rj:So same plan?

Aqua:Same plan.

Aqua's Confessional:Sorry rocky, we started on the same tribe, but you should have treated the "hams" better.

Izzy:Lets

Ash:?

Izzy:pogong the bois.

Solar:No.

Izzy:Why?

Ash:It would be dumb.

Ash's Confessional:Izzy really wants the bois gone, but I think thats dumb because they all suck at challenges so we can get them out at anytime before they reach the end, and even if they reach the end WHO CARES!!!!!!!! They are goats, the're not beating anyone. Maria already left, now is the time we go after a big threat.

Izzy:How is it dumb?

Ash:We need to think about it strategically, it isn't the best move.

Izzy:UGH fine, what is the best move?

Solar:We need to go after a big threat.

Ash:Like Tyler?

Solar:No, he is to bland to win, but Cabbage is likeable engoue to beat us.

Solar's Confessional:We are doing Cabbage tonight, he is likeable, and is from Mexico so he already has an unfair advantage as it is.

Noah:So the vote? :P

Milk:I think Izzy is annoying.

Milk's Confessional:Izzy had been randomally after me since day 1, so its pay back time.

Rocky:True but Solar, is a treath everyone likes him.

Chwiis's Confesional:I don't really care which ham goes, but Rocky really wanna do Solar so might as all.

Milk:Solar can be a jackass at times, so yeah lets do him.

Rocky's Confessional:Solar is the vote tonight, he hates me for no reason and I'm sick of being judged for being a majority. It isn't my fault i'm a white hetrosexual male.

* Derpy relaxing\*

Derpy:Look at all the little groups walk off.

Derpy's Confessional:The vote is going on of three ways, the bois are doing one thing, WC doing one and Kappenworths doing an other.

Aqua:Derpy vote Rocky.

Solar:Derpy vote Cabbage.

Milk:Derpy vote Solar.

Derpy's Confessional:This leaves me in the middle.

Derpy:\*walking alone.

Derpy's Confessional:I can ethire kill Solar's and Rocky's games or I can make it a 4-4-4 tie and go to rocks again,, it is a big choice and right now all I'm thinking is what would a mental giant do?

Cabbage:We good?

Derpy:Yeah.

Derpy's Confessional:I'm not sure what i'm gonna do yet but its gonna be fun.

### Tribal Council, Day 22

Jeff: Now bringing in the first member of our jury, Maria, voted out at the last tribal council.

Maria: (walks in, wearing a cheerleader outfit, as people roll eyes) Yes.

Jeff: Ok, let’s start this. Derpy, it must be great to be inmune from the vote, right?

Derpy: Duh, it ovbiously feels great, I am safe now, and I won’t scramble like the others.

Jeff: Solar, he is saying everyone is scrambling, is that truth?

Solar: Not at all, but there is actually…groups.

Jeff: What do you mean by groups?

Solar: Just, groups. People that bond and strategize and that shit.

Jeff: Izzy, do you think you are involved in this “gruops”, as Solar calls it?

Izzy: Oh, I don’t think so, I am all by myself, because both sides have their own temptations.

RJ: (rolls eyes) Just say you are flipping.

Jeff: Wow, RJ just threw it all outloud.

RJ: Yeah, I can sense it, Izzy loves villains, just because they flip, and I’m sure he is capable of that.

Jeff: Izzy, what do you have to say?

Izzy: Well, he is right on my love of villains, but oh well, let him talk.

Jeff: Tyler, you are a Survivor fan, you have it in the username, do you think these so called groups, are just another way to say alliances?

RJ: He used to be called TylerWEBKINZFan.

Tyler: OMG shut up, let me answer my question. Anyways, I don’t think there is alliances, pretty much everyone has a meltdown out of sudden, so, it’s not the best social enviroment.

Jeff: But what is Webkinz?

Tyler: Hard to explain.

Jeff: Rocky, can you tell who are in this groups?

Rocky: Me and my boi Chwiis make up one, and we have a pair of hams with us: Noah and Milk.

Milk: I am not a ham. :/

Noah: Neither I am, we are friends.

Rocky: Yeah, whatever.

Jeff: Noah, i don’t get that language, but he just used a despective word on you, what do you have to say on that?

Noah: Well, I think that is how they socialize, but OK, I can deal with it.

Jeff: Aqua, where do you stand in all this?

Aqua: I stand with the people I like in this place, that do trust me.

Jeff: Who are them?

Aqua: (pointing at each of them) Tyler, Izzy, RJ, Cabbage.

Jeff: You feel confident, going into tonight’s vote?

Aqua: Never. You can’t feel confident, but you can hope a miracle happens.

Ash: The miracle that we, the WC’s, need.

Solar: ^

Jeff: Ash, what do you understand by a miracle in this game?

Ash: Just that we stay, cause me and Solar have seen all WC’s going, even Maria that is now on jury.

Solar: Guys, vote the TDRPW, they are fattier than us.

Chwiis: wtf Solar, you used to love the wiki.

Solar: I never did that thing lmao???

Rocky: (whispering to Noah) Vote the other target.

Noah: (nods)

Ash: (whispering) Let’s do Plan B. We have to.

RJ: me @ strategizing at TC

Jeff: Cabbage, any thoughts on what may happen?

Cabbage: It will be a mess. Like we all expect.

Chwiis: Shut up you ham, you just try to hide the fact that you hate mah group, suckup bitch.

Aqua: Someone asked you to talk? Nope, not shut up.

Jeff: yikes.

Tyler: yikes

Milk: yikes

Cabbage: yikes

Derpy: yikes

Jeff: Ok, with that, let’s start what could be another CRAZY result, it is, time to vote, Ash, you’re up.

Ash: (stands up to vote)

Tyler: (walks on the path to voting area)

Noah: (introduces vote in urn)

Izzy: (voting confessional, but parchment is not shown) I respect your social game, but as I respect it, I fear of it.

Chwiis: (writing down an “S”)

Solar: (writing down a “C”)

Cabbage: (introduces vote in urn)

Derpy: (walks up to vote, and winks to Maria, who sits at the jurors area)

Milk: (grabbing marker, and later makes a voting confessional, holding a parchment that reads Solar) I ain’t paying copyright, you can shut up now.

Rocky: (arrives to voting area)

Aqua: (grabs marker, and starts to write, it is not shown what he is writing down)

RJ: (is shown writing down a name, later comes back and sits down)

Jeff: I’ll go to tally the votes. (comes back with urn.) If anybody has an idol, now it would be the time to play it. (No one stands.) Ok, once the votes are read the decision is final, the person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area inmediantly. I’ll read the votes.

Jeff: First vote…\*flips parchment\*…Solar.

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Jeff: Rocky. We are tied, two votes Rocky, two votes Solar.

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Jeff: Solar. Three votes Solar.

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Jeff: Rocky. Three votes Rocky.

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Jeff: Rocky. That’s four votes Rocky, three votes Solar.

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Jeff: Solar. Tied again.

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Jeff: Cabbage. Four votes Rocky, four votes Solar, one vote Cabbage.

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Jeff: Cabbage. Two votes Cabbage.

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Jeff: Cabbage. That’s three votes Cabbage, four votes Solar, four votes Rocky, one vote left.

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Jeff: \*flipping final parchment\* Cabbage. We have a three-way tie.

Solar: Oh my god.

Cabbage: screams

Rocky: wtf hams

Jeff: Ok, this is how it will work. Cabbage, Solar, Rocky, you will not vote. Everyone else, you can only vote for Cabbage, Solar or Rocky. Time to vote…Izzy, come grab the urn.

Izzy: (walks up to get the urn)

Solar: (rolls eyes)

Chwiis: (puts vote in the urn)

Noah: (writes in parchment)

Derpy: (stands up from his seat)

Tyler: (writes down “Rocky” in the parchment)

RJ: (flips off on Maria, as he walks to vote)

Ash: (introduces vote in the urn)

Milk: (folds parchment)

Aqua: (takes a deep breath, and comes back to his seat)

Jeff: I’ll go to tally the votes. (comes back with urn) I’ll read the votes.

Jeff: First vote…(flips parchment)...Solar.

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Jeff: Rocky.

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Jeff: Cabbage. We are tied: two votes Solar, two votes Rocky, two votes Cabbage.

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Jeff: Solar, three vote Solar, three votes Cabbage, two votes Rocky, one vote left.

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Jeff: \*flipping final parchment\* Rocky. We are deadlocked.

Milk: wtf

Tyler: screams

Aqua: Help @Rocks twice

Solar: sobbing

Derpy: Tears are legit

Tyler: omg tuna

Jeff: I kind of expected this. For the first time in Survivor history, there is a second rock draw, in a single season. This is how tthe draw will work. Solar, Rocky, Cabbage, you three are now inmune. Derpy is inmune as well for holding immunity. Everyone else will be drawing rocks.

Aqua: Guys I am sobbing rn

RJ: I won’t let a rock decide my fate.

Ash: Neither me, I came into this game to be organized and smart.

Solar: Stop trying to build winner edits, it won’t work.

Tyler: ^

Aqua: ^

Derpy: ^

Milk: ^

Jeff: Pick a rock, remember, yellow means you are safe, getting a purple rock is the same as being voted out. Ok, everyone put up your palm...

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Jeff: (doing it as well) ...and reveal.

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Jeff: Noah has drawn the purple rock, you’re the ninth person voted out, and the second jury member. Bring me your torch.

Rocky: Sorry ham

Noah: (standing up) It’s ok, whatever.

Aqua: Sorry bae

Noah: Don’t worry.

Solar: (rubs hands in face)

Izzy: (looks to the ground)

Noah: (places torch down)

Jeff: Noah, the tribe has spoken. (snuffs his torch) Time for you to go.

Noah: Thanks Jeff. (walks away from Tribal Council.)

Jeff: Experts of the game have gave us crazy experiences, but you, fans of this, have turned the game upside down so many times, the question is: Now what? Grab your stuff, head out.

#### Final Words

Noah: Probably, if I was actually voted out, this wouldn’t felt so heartbreaking, but being out by a rock is really dissapointing. I just look forward to play with my Thomas new toys on Ponderosa, and forgoet about what happened just minutes ago.

## Episode 10 Million Dallor Friendship

Jeff:Last time on survivor, Not everyone was happy with Maria's blindside, Chwiis expanded the bois by talking Milk into fliping. Aqua founded a new allaince called the Kappenworths and became a strong four, but it wasn't the only strong foursome as the 3 groups went to rocks, taking out Noah on his birthday and yet again removing an other bois member from the game, 11 are left who will be voted out tonight?

Chwiis's Confessional:The bois can't catch a fu\*\*ing break.

Izzy:Fun rocks.

Cabbage:Yes fun.

Cabbage's confessional:I got seven votes last night, that is really scary. I never expected to be a target this early on.

Rocky:totally.

Rocky's Confessional:This sucks, I did not sign up for the show I love for this.

Derpy:We should all get some sleep tonight.

Tyler:Cabbage relax the KappenWorths are all still here.

Cabbage:I guess you're right.

Cabbage's Confessional:Getting seven votes tonight has lit a fire under me. I'm playing for a million dallors and I really want that money. Time to step it up.

* Theme Song\*

Tyler:Guys look I found Blake's old corndogs.

Tyler's Confessional:So with the corndogs I had a choice to keep them all for myselfs or give them away to the others. We are all straving here and I know what it feels like so inorder to make everyone feel better I shared them. even If i'm battling with all of them I want all of us to not feel like dying while doing it.

Tyler:\*handing out corndogs to everyone\*

Rocky's Confessional:I have been feeling really done latly, but Tyler sharing this corndog with me has made me feel a little better?

Tyler:Everyone got one?

Derpy:Yes.

Tyler:Good.

Tyler's Confessional:And if sharing these corndogs with everyone helps me gets into there's good graces for the game, while that is just an added bonus. \*He laughs\*

Izzy:Hi Cabbage.

Cabbage:Don't speak to me.

Izzy:But, survivor votes!

Cabbage's Confessional:I'm pissed at Izzy for wirting my name down. I really thought that we where friends, but he just loves Wawanakwa Central to much. He just going to do whatever they say.

Cabbage:Thats right votes.

Izzy:DEAD

Cabbage:What?

Izzy:Thats

Cabbage:ok

Izzy:Bitter.

Cabbage:Yes I am, guess a million dollars was worth more then our friendship, this was a million dollar friendship to you.

Izzy:UGH

Cabbage's Confessional:He acts likes he has never been bitter before.

Izzy:I wrote your name down, since if its went to rocks, you would be safe.

Cabbage:Thats it?

Izzy:Yes.

Cabbage's Confessional:Maybe I overreacted a little bit, but I still don't just wanna work with a coatail rider.

Solar:Izzy why don't you come here.

Solar's Confessional:Every time Izzy talks to someone else, I gets fearful that he is gonna flip since he wants to be this big villian.

Izzy:Okay.

Solar:What where you talking about?

Izzy:trees.

Solar:Sure.

Izzy:Anyways, like its obvs what we need to do.

Solar:And that is what?

Izzy:Since the bois are down to three, we can just pogong them.

Solar:True.

Solar's Confessional:Izzy really wants us to work with the KappenWorths, and just take out the bois one by one.

Solar:Ash what do you think?

Ash:I'm good with whatever.

Ash's Confessional:This game changes so quickly that you could be set to do something one second and then it can totally the change the next.

Jeff:Come on out for today's reward challenge, its gonna be a blindfold game, if you gets taged by an other contestant you're out. Winner gets to listen to gimes.

Ash's Confessional:I must win this reward.

Jeff:Survivors ready go!

* Ash wins\*

Jeff:Here is the CD, everyone else head back to camp.

### Day 26

Solar's Confessional:So I was sleeping last night when I heard someone crying in the middle of the night, so I got up to go check on them.

Rocky:\*crying\*

Solar:Are you okay?

Rocky:Yeah I just havn't had the easist time in this game.

Rocky's Confessional:I have been watching Survivor since the first season, I'm a super fan of this game even if I don't act all hamey about it. I wasn't in the best spot in my life before this. I just got out of high school. I am having trouble trying to find a job. I came out here to try to find myself. I don't need to lose weight even tho all the hams calls me fat when I'm not. I have had to face a lot of adveristy since I joined survivor. Its just not what I expected at all and it had been really overwheling.

Solar:Do you need somebody to talk to or are you good with your's bois?

Rocky:Sometime its good to have someone else.

Solar:While, I can be here for you.

Rocky:Thanks.

Solar:Its just a game, you know.

Rocky:Yeah, but people could be nicers to do the outsiders.

Solar:Yes I agree.

Solar's Confessional:After talking to the bois, I see they are a lot better people then what everyone says.

Rocky's Confessional:I think I can forgive Solar for treathing me differently just because I am a hertrosexual white male, we are all equal and we all have our stuggles in life, no matter what.

Tyler:Hey Aqua why havn't you eaten your's hotdog yet?

Aqua:I am going to fed it to my kads.

Aqua's Confessional:Soon my small potatos will sprout and they will need food to eat.

Tyler:Oh okay.

Aqua:Yes, whats everyone else doing?

Tyler:Ash is just listening to his's grimes right now.

Aqua:Oh.

Aqua's Confessional:It is really annoying hearing Ash always obbssed over Grimes all the time. Like I don't get all that Waqankawa music talk that happens all the time. Who even is Grimes? I don't think anybody has heard about her before joining this.

Rj:hi.

Cabbage:I'm here

Cabbage's Confessional:We where called for allaince metting.

Aqua:Um I didn't call you guys here.

Izzy:I did.

Ash:\*removing headphones\* Hey.

Solar:Skull fuck me.

Izzy:No.

Derpy:So, Izzy wanted us eight together to pogong the bois.

Tyler:I was just going to vote rocky again so sounds fine to me.

Aqua's Confessional:So WC wants us to all get together and takes out the bois, as everybody knows TDRPW treathed me horribly so you know I'm fine with it.

Chwiis:So everyone else besides us is metting up over there

Rocky:That isn't good.

Milk's Confessional:I thought joining the bois would be a good idea, but it wasn't since the three of us are at the bottom of the tribe and nobody is really talking to us.

Chwiis:So what do we do now?

Milk:Just sit and wait to be polong I guess.

Rocky's Confessional:I thought after I talk with Solar yesterday it would have helped me in the game more but, I guess its didn't. But I am a fighter and I will be able to overcome this, its just going to take some time. You never know whats going to happen in this game. Its not over till its over, just gotta hope thats its just doesn't end to soon.

Jeff:Everybody comes out for today's challenge.

* Everyone walks out\*

Jeff:For today's challenge you will grab rice and run and pour it into one of two containers, one of them will be for immunity, the other is for an advantage in the game. You chose which one you would rather have.

Chwiis's Confessional:An advantage in this game? I have been on the bottom for the last few days. This may be hammy but I think I might go for it.

Jeff:Survivor readys go!

* Everyone grabs to go get rice\*

Jeff:Derpy in the lead, with Solar right behind!

Derpy:\*bumbs rice in immunity\*

Jeff:Derpy going for immunity hoping to win his second in a row

* Solar dumps in advantage, milks dumps in immunity\*

Jeff:Derpy and Solar has early lead,

Chwiis:\*dumps in Advantage, Cabbage does to\*

Jeff:Izzy, and Rocky quickly following behind

Rocky:\*Fat rolls drags\*

Jeff:Rj heading for immunity, while Solar gets his second cup full for the advantage.

Chwiis:\*Pours into advantage\*

Cabbage:\*pours into advantage\*

Izzy:\*pours into immunity\*

Jeff:Solar falling behind.

Milk:\*pours into immunity\*

Chwiis:\*pours into advantage\*

Cabbage:\*pours into advantage\*

Jeff:Its a very close race to getting the advantage between Chwiis, and Cabbage, meanwhile for Immunity its anyones game.

Aqua:\*pours into immunity\*

Solar:\*changes from advantage to immunity\*

Jeff:Its looks like Solar has given up.

Solar:Thanks jeff.

Chwiis:\*pours into advantage\*

Cabbage:\*pour into advantage\*

Jeff:Chwiis and Cabbage both only need one more to win the advantage, meanwhile immunity is anyone's game.

Rocky:\*finally pours his first one into immunity

Chwiis:\*running\*

Cabbage:Running\*

Jeff:Its a very close race for this advantage

Jeff:Cabbage wins the advantage!

Cabbage's Confessional:Yes, getting this advantage is my first step to stepping up my game.

Jeff:And Rj has won immunity! Everybody else, head back to camp!

Chwiis's Confessional:I was a second off from winning that advantage, now I just gotta sit back for once and not make weaves since my target is already huge right now, I don't need to make it even bigger.

* Everybody heads back to camp\*

Tyler:Hey great job Rj.

Rj:Thanks.

Rj's Confessional:Its feels great to have immunity, but I don't really think I needed it, since after all I found the TDRPW idol, and pretty much everyone is voting out Rocky tonight.

Aqua:And great job getting that idol cabbage.

Cabbage:Thanks.

Solar's Confessional:I thought Cabbage was just a little bland before but he really steped it up tonight, I'm not sure if thats good for me or not yet.

Cabbage:\*reading\* You must open this alone, brb

Aqua's Confessional:Cabbage having the advantage is great for the kappenworths.

Cabbage:\*opening advantage\* You have just found the right to remove somebody from the jury.

Cabbage's Confessional:This is real game changing twist and I'm not really sure how I use it yet, buts its a game changer for sure.

Milk:So who are we voting?

Rocky:Aqua is kind of the leader of the other allaince so him

Rocky's Confessional:Aqua has been rather mad at me and I don't know why. I was one of the nicest people to Aqua and when others admins wanted to ban him, I faught for him to stay. But He just kind of treaths me badly, So I will have no issue wirting his name down, I just hope I won't be the only one.

Rocky:Hey Solar.

Solar:Hey.

Rocky:Just letting you know, we will be voting Aqua tonight.

Solar:Alright.

Solar's Confessional:After my talk to Rocky the other day,I trust him a lot more, and he trusts me engoue to tell him who he is voting. Maybe we aren't doing the right thing tonight.

Solar:Derpy come here.

Derpy:Alright.

Solar:While, if we pogong the bois, at the final 8 its gonna be 4-4.

Derpy:Thats true.

Solar:And Cabbage has an advantage which could be an extra so we will be outnumbed.

Solar's Confessional:I been think about the numbers, and maybe its really nots the best thing to go with the Kappenworths, Maybe we should flip this and vote Aqua.

Solar:We have two choices tonight.

Derpy's Confessional:So Solar, comes up to me and tells me about possibly fliping to the bois and voting out Aqua, I'm like keep going. The bois might not be the greatest people of all time, but thats better since they are easier to beat. Plus at least there trustworthy as they are staright who they vote, the KappenWorths are more sneaky. Plus they lied to me when they voted out Maria, who says they won't do it again. Just thinking number wise going with them may not be the best thing.

Solar:If we do flip, we can't tell Izzy.

Solar's Confessional:Izzy is set with voting with the Kappenworths, but its the final 11, we would only need 6 votes tonight, and we could do it with Ash.

Derpy:So what you think?

Ash:Do we really wanna flip everything right now?

Ash's Confessional:There are advantages to voting out both Rocky or Aqua, the thing about Aqua is that its would be a huge blindside and do we really wanna drawn lines in the sand this early? It will leave 4 people very pissed at us while Rocky is an easy vote, but the safe vote isn't always the best. Big moves do win this game, but if you do them at the wrong time it could be the reason why you lose. I'm not really sure which move we are doing tonight, but I'm willing to live with it. No regreats no matter what.

Jeff:Hello, so Rj how does immunity feel tonight?

Rj:Its feels good but I don't think i really needed tonight.

Jeff:And is that right?

Rj:Yes.

Jeff:How come?

Rj:Lines have been drawn and I know I am in the majority.

Jeff:Aqua would you agree with that?

Aqua:Yes I do.

Jeff:And what are these lines?

Aqua:Everyone vs the bois.

Jeff:The bois being Milk,Rocky, and Chwiis?

Aqua:Yeah.

Jeff:Chwiis bad news for you.

Chwiis:Very bad.

Jeff:Rocky how does it feel to be at the bottom?

Rocky:Not great jeff.

Jeff:While has there been talk about Cabbage's advantage?

Solar:Yes.

Tyler:Jeff, I think everyone trust Cabbage engoue that his advantage isn't that big of a deal.

Jeff:While Cabbage that must feels great.

Cabbage:I have spent a lot of time building trust with these people and its looks like its working.

Jeff:Derpy, do you think the vote tonight is going to be as staright foward as everyone says?

Derpy:Yeah I do, I don't think any of them has an idol,

Jeff:Ash, has there been a whole lot of talk about idols?

Ash:Yes, and No.

Jeff:Do you think anyone here has one?

Ash:Yes, but I feel like they are keeping it a serect.

Jeff:Tyler do you fear idols?

Tyler:Yes, an idol could totally change an entire plan.

Jeff:While with that its time to vote, Milk you're up

Milk:\*wirting Aqua\* I'd rather have bipolar Aqua then Aqua in power.

Cabbage:\*walking up to vote\*

* Izzy open up the pen\*

* Chwiis goes to sit down\*

* Solar goes up to vote as we get a close up at Rocky looking Down\*

Rj:Sorry should of lost more weight before you came out here\*

* Rocky wirtes down Aqua\*

* Tyler writes down Rocky\*

* Ash goes to sit\*

Derpy:\*vote isn't shown\* I just hope this is the right choice tonight\*

Jeff:I'll go tally, the votes.

* He opens them\*

Jeff:If anybody has an idol tonight now is the time to be play it

Milk:\*stands\*

Everybody: :O

Milk:\*hands him cowpoop idol\*

Jeff:This is NOT an hidden immunity idol, any votes for Milk will count.

Milk:\*laughs\*

Jeff: First vote....\*flips parchment\*...Rocky.

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Jeff: \*flipping another parchment\* Three votes Rocky.

Tyler: (smiles) Finally.

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Jeff: Aqua

Aqua: omg no

Tyler: (smile dissapears)

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Jeff: Aqua. We are tied. Four votes Aqua, four votes Rocky.

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Jeff: Tenth person voted out, and the third member of our jury...

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Jeff: (flipping the last parchment) Aqua. Need to bring me your torch.

Aqua: (links a gif of Patrick surprised)

Tyler: What happened?

Rocky: :)

Izzy: Unbeliavable.

Jeff: (as Aqua places down his torch) Aqua, tribe has spoken. (snuffs his torch)

Aqua: (turning to the others) Bye cunts.

Jeff: Alright, grab your stuff, head out.

#### Final Words

Aqua: I am beyond disgusted to have been outlasted by Chwiis and Rocky, but at least I get to spend the rest of my days without hearing their voices all day long. I just hope my kids Cabbage and Tyler win this, I'll pray to Kimmi Kappenberg to watch them. And now that I know Noah served as an extra vote for TDRPW, I'm really thinking on signing up the adoption request.