F-Zero GP Legend (GBA game)/Samurai Goroh's Story

The following storyline is also not canon to the Anime Universe, as the F-Zero GP Legend GBA game is only loosely based on the anime, and was also released 8 episodes into the anime's original airtime.

## Samurai Goroh #1

* **Location -** Red Canyon, Junction
* **Objective -** Win the race in this tough-to-handle machine.
* **Bounty -** $500,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

* Red Canyon
	+ This mountainous planet provides cover for pirates and is the least safe F-ZERO venue.

**Samurai Goroh:** Hey, bonehead!!!

**Samurai Goroh:** Lose this race and you better pay up!

**Samurai Goroh:** Huh huh huh…

**Samurai Goroh:** I’m gonna make a mint today!!

**Samurai Goroh:** OUCH!!! …?

**Samurai Goroh:** (Wha - What? Oog… I feel dizzy..)

**Samurai Goroh:** (This guy is trouble.)

**Samurai Goroh:** (The race is starting!)

### **Post-Race**

Half-unconscious, Samurai Goroh still won the race. But 3 days later he was close to death!

And then…

**Samurai Goroh:** Are you serious?!?

**Samurai Goroh:** Some scum planted a poison needle in my machine’s cockpit!

**Samurai Goroh:** Unforgivable!

**Samurai Goroh:** I need… the antidote!!!

**Samurai Goroh** If I don’t get the antidote, I’ll die in five days!!!

**Samurai Goroh:** I gotta find the creep responsible!

**Samurai Goroh:** As if the invincible Samurai Goroh…

**Samurai Goroh:** …would die in a wasteland like this!

## **Samurai Goroh** #2

* **Location -** Red Canyon
* **Objective -** Beat Lisa!
* **Bounty -** $200,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

**Samurai Goroh:** Lisa! Long time no see!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Ummm... Yeah...? Long time indeed...

**Lisa Brilliant:** Ummm... Who are you?

**Samurai Goroh:** Who am I?!? How could you forget your husband?!?!

**Samurai Goroh:** Have you grown so cold since the last time we met?!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Did you say you're my husband?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Or did I simply misunderstand you?

**Samurai Goroh:** No misunderstanding! Hey, why did you try to poison me?

**Samurai Goroh:** Oh, so THAT'S why you're playing coy!

**Samurai Goroh:** Still angry about before, I see... Grow up, will ya!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Noisy old pig!!!

**Samurai Goroh:** Noisy? Pig?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Get out of here! We'll race. If you win, I'll hear what you've got to say.

### **Post-Race**

**Samurai Goroh:** Yeahhh!!!

**Samurai Goroh:** Now my record’s 366 wins and only 364 losses!

**Samurai Goroh:** C'mon now, Lisa! Hurry up and drop that act!

**Samurai Goroh:** Hey, and about that whole "poison" thing... I don't seriously think you did it!

**Lisa Brilliant:** So you won for nothing, huh…

**Lisa Brilliant:** But I really don't know who you are!

**Samurai Goroh:** Gah! How long do you plan to keep this nonsense up?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Look, I'm NOT playing and I'm NOT lying!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Seriously, I'm not!

**Lisa Brilliant:** I have no memory...

**Samurai Goroh:** What?!? You lost your memory?

**Samurai Goroh:** Lisa! Since when? When in the world did that happen?

**Lisa Brilliant:** What's it matter? Later!

**Samurai Goroh:** Crud! If it weren't for this poison...

**Samurai Goroh:** Hold on, Lisa...

**Samurai Goroh:** I'll be back to help soon enough...

## Samurai Goroh #3

* **Location -** Red Canyon, Seven-Corner Speedway
* **Objective -** Beat Captain Falcon in the race! Be careful: you have no boost!
* **Bounty -** $500,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

**Samurai Goroh:** What’s up, Falcon?

**Samurai Goroh:** Courtesy calls from you are rare!

**Captain Falcon:** I’m hunting a rat.

**Captain Falcon:** I didn’t want to run into you.

**Samurai Goroh:** WHAT?

**Samurai Goroh:** That’s no way to greet me after trying to poison me, now, is it?

**Captain Falcon:** Poison? What are you talking about?

**Samurai Goroh:** You would say that! I’m no fool, Falcon! Let’s settle this!

**Samurai Goroh:** If I win, you hand over all of the antidote that you have!!!

**Captain Falcon:** And if I win, you give me info…

### **Post-Race**

**Samurai Goroh:** Yee-haaaaaw!

**Samurai Goroh:** Now I’m up to 10 wins versus Falcon!

**Captain Falcon:** You may have 10 wins, but you also have 135 losses!

**Samurai Goroh:** No way a weakling like you could have poisoned me!

**Samurai Goroh:** Someone else must have done it!

**Samurai Goroh:** Whoever did it is dead meat!!!

**Captain Falcon:** …

**Captain Falcon:** I wonder if he went away satisfied…

## Samurai Goroh #4

* **Location -** Sand Ocean
* **Objective -** Get away from Black Shadow!
* **Bounty -** $300,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

* Sand Ocean
	+ Explorers recently unearthed remains on this sandy planet, which is a popular tourist spot.

**Samurai Goroh:** Sheesh... This is one remote planet! He MUST be here!

**Samurai Goroh:** Yeah, he's the only one left that could have poisoned me...

**Samurai Goroh:** Hey, punk!

**Samurai Goroh:** Passing the great Samurai Goroh...

**Samurai Goroh:** ...without so much as a greeting! Are you brave, or just plain stupid?

**Samurai Goroh:** Hey! Is that...! Black Shadow?

**Black Shadow:** So, Samurai Goroh. Interesting indeed!

**Black Shadow:** I shall make you one of my underlings!

**Samurai Goroh:** Crud! Bumping into a psycho like him... Today isn't my day!

**Samurai Goroh:** Hmmm... For now...

**Samurai Goroh:** For the moment... I'll just run away!

### **Post-Race**

**Black Shadow:** Who would’ve thought he could shake me?

**Black Shadow:** Goroh, your skill is commendable!

**Black Shadow:** We’ll meet again!

**Samurai Goroh:** Yeahhhhh!!!

**Samurai Goroh:** Hoo! That was close!

**Samurai Goroh:** A few more feet and he would’ve caught me!

**Samurai Goroh:** Meeting him outside of a race… I have no luck at all!

**Samurai Goroh:** What’s what??? That’s it! The race!

**Samurai Goroh:** Yes! Guster will definitely enter the Grand Prix!

**Samurai Goroh:** The race at Silence!

## Samurai Goroh #5

* **Location -** Silence, Honeycomb Rink
* **Objective -** Beat Antonio Guster!
* **Bounty -** $500,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

* Silence
	+ So named because no living creatures call it home, this planet rings with echoes when the F-ZERO races come.

**Mr. Zero:** Grand Prix time!

**Mr. Zero:** Blademaster Samurai Goroh is here!

**Mr. Zero:** Will he slice up the competition?

**Samurai Goroh:** Hmmm… I gotta find him!

**Antonio Guster:** …Not necessary!

**Antonio Guster:** Ho ho ho… Goroh! It’s a been awhile, huh!

**Samurai Goroh:** Guster, you scum!

**Antonio Guster:** Didn’t take you long to figure out that I poisoned you, huh?

**Samurai Goroh:** Yeah, considering we’ve feuded for years and years…

**Samurai Goroh:** I’ve got a lot of enemies, but you top the list!

**Samurai Goroh:** It took a little work to find you…

**Antonio Guster:** Ha! Whatever. This is getting old.

**Antonio Guster:** We both know it must end here!

**Antonio Guster:** I’ll just win and take your place…

**Antonio Guster:** …as the galaxy’s foremost pirate!

### **Post-Race**

**Samurai Goroh:** Guster, you fool!

**Samurai Goroh:** It’ll take you at least another 100 years to beat me!

**Antonio Guster:** Curse you!!!

**Antonio Guster:** I can’t win! Why can’t I win?!?

**Antonio Guster:** Why in the world can I not WIN?!?

**Antonio Guster:** I guess I must give you the antidote…

**Antonio Guster:** …But I’ll never forgive you!

**Antonio Guster:** I’ll not forget your betrayal…

**Antonio Guster:** And one day, I’ll have my revenge!

**Samurai Goroh:** Hey, I’m not running here!

**Samurai Goroh:** Whenever you want a fight, bring it on!

*(The Black Bull appears next to the Green Panther.)*

**Samurai Goroh:** Ah, I see now…

**Samurai Goroh:** You’re hooked up with that psycho…

**Samurai Goroh:** Don’t you see he doesn’t care how many lives he uses?

**Samurai Goroh:** Looks like I still can’t let my guard down completely…

**Samurai Goroh:** Oh, well. I should go see what Lisa’s deal is…

### **Ending**

Samurai Goroh returned to his old lifestyle. He and his mates continue their pirating ways...