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NSFW

Cover Art for NSFW

***NSFW*** is the first album released by Ninja Sex Party. It was released on September 29th, 2011. The acronym does not stand for "Not Safe For Work" but instead, "Ninja Sex For Women."

## Personnel

* Dan Avidan – vocals
* Brian Wecht – music, production, spoken vocals (tracks 7 and 12)
* Charlie Shaw – drums (track 7)
* Arin Hanson - additional vocals (track 4)

## References

1. ↑ The History of Ninja Sex Party (Feat. NSP) | A Brief History. *YouTube.* 13 October 2016. Retrieved 5 June 2021.
Road Trip

**"Road Trip"** is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, *Attitude City*. Its music video was released on April 22nd, 2015.

## Lyrics

I met a girl a few weeks ago

She's so smart and beautiful

When she's around, I feel my heart beat

Down in the very depths of my soul

So c-c-c-c-come on, Ninja Brian, pack your bags

Wee're going on a cross-country trip

Cause if this girl and I go on one more date

We'll start a meaningful relationship (Fuck that, woo!)

Let's hit the road, I was so close to

Personal growth so California, here I come

I wanna bone across the nation

Let's bust a load of summer fun

I porked most of New York, I banged 'em silly in Philly

I had 'em screaming for Baltimore

I slapped my groin on Des Moine and dropped my phallus in Dallas

We're only halfway through day 4

I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC, bust coconuts on Miami

I shot purée on Santa Fe

I gave some penis to Phoenix and my nuts rattled Seattle

So hard they felt it in LA (Take that, yeah!)

Now here we are in California

These girls are hot and Brian bought us a new yacht (He killed the previous owner)

Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure

This boner quest has just begun

I left 'em smitten in Britain

And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina

Then things got beejy in Fiji

I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden

New Zealand got a blast of my semen

I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion

I Banged-ladesh!

Now there's only one way to keep things fresh 'cause

I've conquered Earth, it is time to move on

Let's take a rocket, find some hot alien sluts (Set phasers to thrust!)

No time for spacesuits, I am way too horny

Let's show this galaxy what's- HWAAAAAAAAAAGH!

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* Steel Panther as Steel Panther
* Katie Scott as Girl #1
* Arin Hanson as Arin
* Barry Kramer as Barry
* Brian Wecht as Weatherman
* ??? (Brian Wecht) as The Manticore
* Lauren Francesca as Bikini Girl
* Kristen Ige as Bikini Girl
* Barry Kramer as The Previous Owner
* Barry Kramer as Palace Guard
* Lauren Francesca as Russian
* Lauren Francesca as Alien

### Production

* Written by Ninja Sex Party
* Directed by Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson and Aaron Umetani
* Edited by Garret Fallin
* Visual Effects by Garret Fallin
* Assistant Director: Austin Herring
* Associate Producer: Jason Serrato
* Choreographer: Maxine Hupy
Baby Shark

**"Baby Shark"** is a children's song that found unexpected popularity after Pinkfong, a South Korean education company, turned it into a video that spread virally through social media, online video, and radio. The song was performed by Ninja Sex Party at their 10th anniversary show in Chicago by Brian Wecht in character as the Kraken. It was speculated that song would appear on *Under the Covers, Vol. III* after it appeared on Suspiciously-Titled Spoofy Playlist.
Brian Wecht

**Brian Alexander Wecht** (born April 22nd, 1975) is an American musician, comedian, and theoretical physicist who plays Ninja Brian of the musical comedy duo, Ninja Sex Party with Dan Avidan. He is also a member of Starbomb with Avidan and Arin Hanson. In 2020 Wecht released *Hi-YA!*, the first album with his children's band Go Banana Go!. Brian is married to Rachel Wecht and together have a daughter, Audrey Wecht.
Under the Covers, Vol. III

Cover Art for Under The Covers, Vol. III

***Under the Covers, Vol. III*** is the 7th album by Ninja Sex Party. In May of 2018, it was announced on Dan Avidan's Instagram. It is the 3rd and (currently) latest *Under the Covers* album.

TWRP returned as the band's backing group for the fourth time.

Various Social Media accounts confirmed the presale begins on November 1st and the official release date as November 15, 2019.

According to Brian Wecht, the rumors circulating about a supposed 'confirmed' tracklist in the months leading up to the album's release were false. In September 2019, a Suspiciously-Titled Spoofy Playlist was made by the band which appeared to tease the official tracklist (barring many tracks on the album which were thought to be a joke). At the beginning of October, the band released the official tracklist which corroborated many of the hypothesized tracks on the Suspiciously-Titled Spoofy Playlist. Later that same month the album art was teased.

Several tracks from the album have previously been heard live: Down Under was played at many shows during their *Going Down Under* tour and We Built This City was played in Chicago for their *10th Anniversary Show.*

Also worthy of note, the Suspiciously-Titled Spoofy Playlist jokes (supposedly) that the band was planning to cover Baby Shark on this album as well; but it was performed live by The Kraken in Chicago for their *10th Anniversary Show*.

## Track Listing

### Cut tracks

* Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' - Michael Jackson (cut from final track list)
* Baby Shark - Pinkfong (Jokingly placed on the Suspiciously-Titled Spoofy Playlist)
* Friday - Rebecca Black (Jokingly placed on the Suspiciously-Titled Spoofy Playlist)
* A Nightmare on My Street - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince (Jokingly placed on the Suspiciously-Titled Spoofy Playlist)

## Personnel

**Ninja Sex Party**

* Dan Avidan - vocals
* Brian Wecht - keyboards

**Production**

* Jim Roach - production and engineering
* Mario Ramirez - engineering
* Thom Flowers - mixing
* Randy Merrill - mastering
* Tucker Prescott - photos
* Lazerhorse - album design

**Additional Musicians**

* Tupper Ware Remix Party - backup band (all tracks except "The Safety Dance")
	+ Lord Phobos - guitar
	+ Commander Meouch - bass
	+ Doctor Sung - talkbox, synthesizer
	+ Havve Hogan - drums
* Super Guitar Bros - acoustic guitars on "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
* Jeff Driskill - saxophone on "Sledgehammer"
* Rashawn Ross - trumpet on "Sledgehammer"
* Garrett Smith - trombone on "Sledgehammer"
* Dallas Kruse - string arrangements on "Don't Fear the Reaper" and "Glory of Love"
* The Era Queens - backing vocals on "Sledgehammer"
* Jim Roach - additional guitars and synths

## References

1. ↑ @bwecht (19 August 2019). "just saw someone link to a "confrimed tracklist" for UTC3 that is...not a confirmed tracklist." - via *Twitter.* Retrieved 5 June 2021
Always Something There to Remind Me

**"Always Something There to Remind Me"** is the sixth track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David, and performed by several artists since.

## Lyrics

I walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me

And every step I take reminds me of just how it used to be

Well, how can I forget you, girl

When there is always something there to remind me?

Always something there to remind me

As shadows fall I pass a small cafe where we would dance at night

And I can't help recalling how it felt to kiss and hold you tight

Well, how can I forget you girl

When there is always something there to remind me?

Always something there to remind me

I was born to love her

And I will never be free

You'll always be a part of me, whoa whoa whoa

If you should find you miss the sweet and tender love we used to share

Just go back to the places where we used to go and I'll be there

Well, how can I forget you girl

When there is always something there to remind me?

Always something there to remind me

I was born to love her

And I will never be free

You'll always be a part of me

'Cause there is always something there to remind me

Always something there to remind me

Always something there to remind me

Always something there to remind me

Always something there to remind me

Always something there to remind me
The Last Unicorn

**"The Last Unicorn"** is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's fourth album, *Under the Covers*. It was originally performed by America for the 1982 animated fantasy film of the same name. A music video was released on January 12th, 2015 to raise awareness of a US screening tour for the film hosted by the book's author, Peter S. Beagle. Dan has stated on numerous occasions that the film and story was his favorite as a child.

## Lyrics

When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain

And the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain

In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn

They will stare unbelieving at the last unicorn

When the first breath of winter through the flowers is icing

And you look to the north where the pale moon is rising

And it seems like all is dying and would leave the world to mourn

In the distance hear the laughter of the last unicorn

I'm alive

I'm alive

When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning

And the future has past without even a last desperate warning

Then look into the sky where through the clouds a path is torn

Look and see her, how she sparkles, it's the last unicorn

I'm alive

I'm alive

## Trivia

* The music video for this song is the only one to not feature Brian Wecht.

## References

1. ↑ Ninja Sex Party. 12 January 2015. The Last Unicorn - NSP. *YouTube.* Retrieved 7 June 2021
2. ↑ Game Grumps. 3 January 2014. Super Metroid: Upgraded Jams - PART 13 - Game Grumps. *YouTube.* Retrieved 7 June 2021

## External Links

Watch "The Last Unicorn - NSP" on YouTube
It's Bedtime

**It's Bedtime** is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, *The Prophecy*. Its music video was released on October 16th, 2020, and was animated by Dalton Brown.

## "It's Bedtime"

### Release date

October 16th, 2020 (on album)October 16th, 2020 (music video)

## Lyrics

Little child

Close your eyes

You're like an angel in the moonlight (You're like an angel in the moonlight)

While you're dreaming

A new day waits for you (A new day waits for you)

Let this lullaby carry you through (Shh)

It's bedtime (It's bedtime)

Let our army of demons rock you to sleep

It's bedtime (It's fucking bedtime)

Have sweet dreams while I rev my Jeep

I see you're still awake for some reason. Was it the guitar solo? Was it the demons? Yeah, people have told us that before.

Little child

Just relax now

Let Brian play some gentle sax now

I'll use this jackhammer

Right outside your door (Right outside your door)

The vibrations will help you sleep for sure

It's bedtime (It's bedtime)

Let the laughter of Satan close your sleepy eyes

It's bedtime (It's fucking bedtime)

Fighting jets tearing across the sky

It's bedtime (It's bedtime)

There's a boatload of pirates and they're fighting police

It's bedtime (it's fucking bedtime)

Here's a carnivorous beaver and he's hungry for meat

Do you ever think about how ghosts can't be stopped by anything? (Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!)

Would you like to see a slideshow about where meat comes from? (Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!)

Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors. Who knew? (Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!)

Check out my airhorn! (Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!)

It's bedtime (It's bedtime)

Let the hellspawn of Zagoth mellow all of your dreams

It's bedtime (It's fucking bedtime)

Here's one last bloodcurdling scream (Ahhhh!)

Freeze!

Avast ye, matey!

Put your hook hands up!

Good night!

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian

## Music Credits

### Personnel

* Vocals: Dan Avidan
* Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
* Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
* Bass: Commander Meouch
* Guitar: Lord Phobos
* Drums: Havve Hogan
* Additional Guitars: Jim Roach

### Production

* Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
* Produced & Engineered by Jim Roach
* Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
* Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
* Mixed by: Thom Flowers
* Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
* Manager: Brent Lilley
COULD'VE vs. COULD OF

### Release date

November 20th, 2015 (YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS #100)November 26th, 2015 (standalone music video)

**COULD'VE vs. COULD OF** is a song performed by Ninja Sex Party in collaboration with Jacksfilms for his video *YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS #100*.

## Lyrics

This is a song about "could've" versus "could of"

So listen up, dog, so you can tell them apart

If you use "could've", congrats, that's correct

But if you use "could of", fuck you!
(Don't Fear) The Reaper

**(Don't Fear) The Reaper** is the thirteenth and final track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Blue Öyster Cult.

## Lyrics

All our times have come

Here, but now they're gone

Seasons don't fear the reaper

Nor do the wind or the sun or the rain

We can be like they are

Come on, baby (don't fear the reaper)

Baby, take my hand (don't fear the reaper)

We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)

Baby, I'm your man

La la la la la

La la la la la

Valentine is done

Here, but now they're gone

Romeo and Juliet

Are together in eternity

(Romeo and Juliet) Forty thousand men and women every day

(Like Romeo and Juliet) Forty thousand men and women every day

(Redefine happiness) Another forty thousand forty thousand coming every day

(We can be like they are)

Come on, baby (don't fear the reaper)

Baby, take my hand (don't fear the reaper)

We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)

Baby, I'm your man

La la la la la

La la la la la

Love of two is one

Here, but now they're gone

Came the last night of sadness

It's clear that she couldn't go on

The door was open and the wind appeared

The candles blew and then disappeared

The curtains flew and the he appeared

(Saying "Don't be afraid") Come on, baby

(And she had no fear) She ran to him

(Then she started to fly) They looked backward and said goodbye

(She had become like they are) She had taken his hand

(She had become like they are) Come on, baby

(Don't fear the reaper)
Closer to the Heart

**"Closer to the Heart"** is the seventh track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Rush.

## Lyrics

And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start

To mold a new reality closer to the heart

Closer to the heart

The blacksmith and the artist reflect it in their art

They forge their creativity closer to the heart

Yes, closer to the heart

Philosophers and plowmen each must know his part

To sow a new mentality closer to the heart

Well, closer to the heart, yeah

Whoaaaa

Whoa, you could be the captain and I will draw the chart

Sailing into destiny closer to the heart

Well, closer to the heart

Yes, closer to the heart, yeah

Closer to the heart

Closer to the heart
I Wish

**"I Wish"** is the tenth track on Ninja Sex Party's fifth album, *Under the Covers, Vol. II.* It was originally performed by Stevie Wonder.

## Lyrics

Looking back on when I

Was a little moppy-headed boy

Then my only worry

Was for Christmas what would be my toy

Even though we sometimes

Would not get a thing

We were happy with the

Joy the day would bring

Sneaking out the back door

To hang out with those hoodlum friends of mine

Greeted at the back door

But thought I told you not to go outside

Tryin' your best to bring the

Water to your eyes

Thinkin' it might stop her

From woopin' your behind

I wish those days could come back once more

Why did those days ever have to go

I wish those days could come back once more

Why did those days ever have to go

'Cause I love them so

Brother says he's tellin'

'Bout you playin' doctor with that girl

Just don't tell I'll give you

Anything you want in this whole wide world

Mama gives you money for Sunday school

You trade yours for candy after church is through

Smokin' cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall (you nasty boy)

Teacher sends you to the principal's office down the wall

You grow up and learn that kinda thing ain't right

But while you were doin'it-it sure felt outta sight

I wish those days could come back once more

Why did those days ever have to go

I wish those days could come back once more

Why did those days ever have to go
Attitude City (album)

Cover Art for Attitude City

***Attitude City*** is the third album released by Ninja Sex Party. It was released on July 17th, 2015.

## Personnel

### Ninja Sex Party

* Dan Avidan – vocals
* Brian Wecht – music, production

### Guests

* Super Guitar Bros – acoustic guitar (track 3)
* Arin Hanson – guest vocals (tracks 7, 8, and 12)
* Michael Starr – guest vocals (track 12)

### Crew

* David Dominguez – co-producer, recording
* Dan Castellani, Jr. – mixing
* Hans DeKline – mastering

## Trivia

* The album was originally going to be called *New Holes* before being changed.
The Ultimate Sandwich

**"The Ultimate Sandwich"** is the twelfth track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, *Strawberries and Cream*. Its music video was released on March 26th, 2013, and features animations by Ross O'Donovan.

## Lyrics

Five feet high and three feet wide

No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived

It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side

It's the Ultimate Sandwich! (Dear God!)

The Ultimate Sandwich! (Oh shit!)

Its taste could drive a lesser man insane

Served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains

It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain

It's the Ultimate Sandwich! (Sweet Christ!)

The Ultimate Sandwich! (Fuck yeah!)

Whoa-oh! It's a shit-ton of chicken on a dickload of ham

An explosion of clams

Whoa-oh! Top that fucker with yams!

Now just add panther, bear meat, and duck

And you've got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck

I mean eat. What?

The Ultimate Sandwich uses weapons-grade ham

To awaken your passions, make you feel like a man

It's as dense an anvil and as big as a raft

Its sun-dried tomatoes grip the sides of my shaft

Topped with man's hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts

It's time to get sexy, no ifs, ands, or buts

As I thrust deep inside it, bacon grazes my nuts

It's the Ultimate Sandwich! (Oh tits!)

The Ultimate Sandwich! (Hot balls!)

Whoa-oh! It's a legend of lunches, the lord of buffets

I could slam it for days

Whoa-oh! It sets my patties ablaze

It's time to stuff my stuff in its stuffing

Ninja Brian, for practise I nailed your blueberry muffins

Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian. All right, I fucked that muffin too. You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this? Ah! You have cleaved my entire body in half.

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Lane Kwederis as Banana Girl
* Alison Barton as Girl Eventually Repulsed By Danny
* Dan Hodapp as Roger The Referee
* Branden Lam as "Dear God!"
* Jerry as "Oh Shit!"
* Zack Evans as Reporter #23

### Production

* Written, Performed, and Musically Composed by Ninja Sex Party
* Animations by Rubber Ross
* Directed by Jim Turner
* Assistant Directed by Ray Pagnucco

## Trivia

* The instrumental music played at the beginning of the music video was later used as the basis for the Starbomb song "The Simple Plot of Final Fantasy VII"
* Dan appears in an uncredited role as The Ultimate Sandwich
Courtship of the Mermaid

**"Courtship of the Mermaid"** is the twelfth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, *Cool Patrol*. Its music video was released on June 24th, 2019.

## Lyrics

Once upon a morning dawn

Ninja Brian and I happened upon

A gold pond in a forest enchanted, where we

Both gazed upon a bold sight so fair

See there, beneath the blue waterfall

A mermaid was swimming, and my heart, enthralled

Became lost in the beautiful lines of her face

Her every life movement was exquisite grace

I trembled in silence at the love of my life

Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right

"Hey, you want pizza?!" I screamed loud as shit

Then I grabbed the whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it

It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves

Now marvel and witness the glory of love

"Here comes the pizza!"

The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze

While she noticed not my love letter of cheese

I don't see how I may get her soul to listen

Like sunlight she shines, like crystals she glistens

I need to dream an ingenious new scheme

So this angel shall open her heart to me

"More pizza, Brian! With onions and ham, too!

Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you!"

As choirs of angels sing out to the sky

In a cheese crust of passion my true love shall fly

"Gah! My legs! Aw, they're definitely broken! Oh no! A handsome merman has just appeared. He's brought the mermaid filet mignon, Brian. That's a clearly superior dish. Now they're boning. Wow, that was fast. Hold on, I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her. Aaaahhhh! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital please? No? Cool. Fuck you guys."

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* DAMNjacquie as Mermaid
* Matt Shanks as Angel
* Corey Stryker as Angel
* Sam Potter as Angel
* Adam Kovic as Fairy
* Lawrence Sonntag as Fairy
* Trevor Cross as Merman

### Production

* Directed by Sean Barrett
* Edited by Kelly Brickner Lyon
* Additional editing by Sean Barrett
* Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
* Producer: Dana Kurth, Guise Creative
* Camera Utility: Brooks Ludwick
* Hair & Makeup: Jan Rooney
* Production Assistant: Urks Kurth

## Music Credits

### Personnel

* Vocals: Dan Avidan
* Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
* Drums: Havve Hogan
* Guitar: Lord Phobos
* Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
* Bass: Commander Meouch
* Choir: Stephanie Aston, Kate Bass, Sarah Reynolds, Chloe Agnew, Jonathan Gordon, Nick Wuthrich, Jay Stephenson, Billy Malone

### Production

* Written by Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht
* Produced and Engineered by Jim Arsenault and Dave Dominguez
* Recorded at Buffalo Recording in Los Angeles, CA
* Mixed by Jay Ruston at TRS West, assisted by John Douglass
* Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
* Music & video produced with absolutely no help at all from Brent Lilley

## External Links

Watch "Courtship of the Mermaid - NSP" on YouTube
Elementos

En **Dragon Mania Legends**, disponemos de 10 elementos que pueden combinarse para dar como resultado nuevos dragones híbridos. Los elementos de los que disponemos son:

* Fuego
* Viento
* Tierra
* Agua
* Planta
* Metal
* Energía
* Vacío
* Luz
* Sombra

Y otros 5 que no se encuentra entre los 10 elementos primarios. Son:

* Legendario
* Divino
* Ancestral
* tiránico
* primitivo

## Puntos débiles y fuertes

tirano fuerte: primitivo resistencia: ancestral/divinidad vulnerabilidad: primitivo/legendario

primitivo fuerte: todo menos el primitivo débil: primitivo resistencia:primitivo vulnerabilidad: todo menos primitivo
Princess Tinkles

Princess Tinkles (on right) as seen in Unicorn Wizard

**Princess Tinkles** was a Pomeranian dog who appeared in several Ninja Sex Party music videos. Tinkles passed away in 2017 at the age of 17.

## Filmography

1. ↑ u/sadmemeboy via Reddit (September 25, 2017): "At the ripe old age of 17, Princess Tinkles, Danny’s dog passed away. Rest in Peace" Retrieved {{{retrieved date}}}
Sex Training

**"Sex Training"** is the ninth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, *NSFW*. Its music video was released on January 25th, 2011.

## Lyrics

So you wanna be a great lover

Ninja Sex Party will help you train

So much knowledge to discover

We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain

Let's go! It's time for sex training

Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong

You've been chosen by angels

You're the master of your destiny and your schlong

Lesson one!

You need to sharpen your senses

So get in the closet and contemplate boobs

We'll wait out here with your girlfriend

Unrelated question: where do you keep all your lube?

Rock on! Now stay in that closet

You rule! And also we locked you inside

There is no reason to doubt us

This is what happens when science and romance collide

Lesson two!

Now you should buy us all nachos

But not for yourself. You're training, no food

And get an energy drink for your girlfriend

She needs to rehydrate although we've been giving her fluids

Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us

We're just happy that we could help

You can come back in an hour

Fondle my balls! Sorry, I was talking to someone else

You're now a total dick master

All hail the lord of vaginas and time

Go forth and satisfy millions

Oh, by the way, we'll have sex with your girl at the chime

(Ding)

Yay!

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Danny Sexbang - Dan Avidan
* Ninja Brian - Brian Wecht
* Untitled Role - Bradford Jordan
* Untitled Role - Dani Faith Leonard

### Production

* Director - Jim Turner
* Director of Photography - Jim Turner
* Editor - Jim Turner
Best Friends Forever!

**"Best Friends Forever!"** is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, *Strawberries and Cream*. Its music video was released on August 15th, 2013, and features animations by Zach Hadel.

## Lyrics

Today was my birthday party, it was so moving I cried

I had a super happy good time until most of my best friends died (Oh God!)

So I ran into the bedroom where there were still some folks alive

We had a pajama jammy pillow fight, but tragically no one survived

Hey there, Ninja Brian!

We're awesome together!

You know that I'm not lyin'!

We're best friends forever!

But if you wouldn't mind, there's

One thing I'd like to request

It'd sure be great if you could please stop

Murdering all of my other friends

That's a dick move, bro. Dick move.

This morning at the dog park, I met a cool new bunch of guys

Now we're hanging out together and everything- Goddammit, Ninja Brian!

A few deaths I could look past, at three hundred I was concerned

And fifty thousand murders later, I'm starting to think you will never learn

Hey there, Ninja Brian!

Just always remember!

Through the good times and the homicides

We're best friends forever!

I think that I can solve the problem!

Meet your new friend Ninja Jim!

I know you guys'll get along great!

Except for the fact you just murdered him!

Really, Ninja Brian? During the chorus? I can't stay mad at you.

Our jams will reign supreme!

As long as you don't stab me, we'll be a legendary team!

Ninja Brian, what are you doing? What is that? Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife. I can tell by the way it's stabbing me. Good talk, buddy.

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* Lane Kwederis as Princess Peach
* Chris O'Neill as Party Victim
* Will Stamper as Party Victim
* Cory Spazkid as Party Victim
* Captain Amazing as Party Victim

### Production

* Written by Ninja Sex Party

* Directed by Jim Turner
* Edited by Jim Turner
* Assistant Directed by Branden Lam
* Animation by PsychicPebbles
* Effects help by OneyNG
Samurai Abstinence Patrol

**"Samurai Abstinence Patrol"** is the ninth track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, *Attitude City*. Its music video was released on May 10th, 2016, and was animated by Brandon Turner.

## Lyrics

In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan

Lived two great warriors, a dude and man

Who proclaimed, "No sex until you are married!"

They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry

Five hundred years later, two heroes were born

One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn

They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest

To bring sex to the masses, 'cause that shit is the best

In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime

Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime

Each hump can be seen in the ancient night sky

Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply

Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast

They jumped through to the future 'cause they were dicks from the past

They landed two feet from where NSP was rocking

And screamed, "Danny, it's your cock that we now will be blocking!"

Samurai Abstinence Patrol

To control all our junk is their one true goal!

It's a battle for boners and rock and roll!

Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul! (And the face!)

What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?

Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?

And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?!?

The championship word is "nomenclature"

Uh, N-O-C- Fuck it!

The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside

The girls just went home, the mime probably died

Brian ran at Arin while Barry started screaming

Could we really have a future in a world without creaming?

All hell broke loose with the insane war cry

Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly

Danny French kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles

And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy

The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked

But the two sides began to have a mutual respect

"Goddamn!" Arin yelled. "You must sure love to slam!"

"You don't even know," said Danny. "That shit is my jam!"

A union was formed between both rival camps

And they both started rocking with NSP's amps

But the ceasefire ended and the battle resumed

'Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed

Samurai Abstinence Patrol

Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls

They were voted "most douchey" in a recent poll

Independently conducted by Danny and Brian

Is the story over or has it just begun?

Has the battle for boning been lost or won?

The question is a deep and important one

Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"?!?

Phew, here we go. N-R- This is literally fucking impossible.

## Music Video Credits

### Production

* Written by Ninja Sex Party
* Animated by Brandon Turner

## External Credits

Watch "Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP" on YouTube
Wish You Were Here

**"Wish You Were Here"** is the twelfth and final track on Ninja Sex Party's fourth album, *Under the Covers*. It was originally performed by Pink Floyd. Its music video was released on December 25th, 2016.

## Lyrics

So, so you think you can tell

Heaven from Hell?

Blue skies from pain?

Can you tell a green field

From a cold, steel rail?

Smile from a veil?

Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade

Your heroes for ghosts?

Hot ashes for trees?

Hot air for a cool breeze?

Cold comfort for change?

Did you exchange

A walk-on part in the war

For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

Year after year

Running over the same old ground

What have we found?

The same old fears

Wish you were here

## Music Video Credits

### Productions

* Directed by Sean Barrett
* Edited by Sean Barrett

## External Links

Watch "Wish You Were Here - NSP" on YouTube
Havve Hogan

Havve Hogan as seen in Africa

**Havve Hogan** is the drummer and one of the founding members of the TWRP. Havve is perhaps most well known for his violent and unpredictable behavior. It is unclear whether Havve is a robot, a cyborg, or some other kind of creature. While Havve exhibits robotic behaviors such as recharging, shutting down, and programming, it would appear, according to Doctor Sung’s story of how they met, that Havve previously had internal organs.

## Appearance

 File:2015 Early Costumes.jpg  Havve Hogan resembles a skeletal robot, featuring a robotic head with glowing red eyes and a large, jagged jaw. He wears weathered armor on his shoulders, upper arms, forearms, knees, and shins worn over an all-black morphsuit.

## Personality

TWRP has named him “least responsible” for the fact that he has “Killed a lot of people for no reason”. In a 2015 interview, Doctor Sung explained that Havve was known to maim and murder early Homo sapiens, but the behavior was excused on account of Havve’s ability to keep perfect time. He went on to mention that Havve "hasn't killed in months" which may suggest that his murderous tendencies are getting under control. Although mute, Havve possesses a telepathic link with Doctor Sung whom he uses as an interpreter[citation needed]. Sung has also stated that Havve was not programmed to understand sexual innuendo, so one must be careful with what is said around the drummer[citation needed].

## Discography

### With TWRP

#### Studio Albums

* *Poised to Dominate* (2010)
* *Together Through Time* (2018)
* *Return to Wherever* (2019)
* *Over The Top* (2020)

#### EPs

* *Sex is a Machine That Likes To Dance* (2007)
* *The Device* (2012)
* *2nite* (2015)
* *Believe In Your Dreams* (2015)
* *Guardians of the Zone* (2016)
* *Ladyworld* (2017)

#### Singles

* "Lazerhorse" (2011)
* "Only The Best" (2020)
* "Need Each Other" (2020)

#### Compilations

* *Omnibus* (2017)
* *Welcome to TWRP* (2018)
* *Lil' Shiny Tunes Vol. 1* (2020)

### With Ninja Sex Party

#### Original Albums

* *Cool Patrol* (2018)
* *The Prophecy* (2020)

#### Cover Albums

* *Under the Covers* (2016)
* *Under the Covers, Vol. II* (2017)
* *Under the Covers, Vol. III* (2019)

## References

1. ↑ Hurlow, Dave (August 5, 2015): "Tupper Ware Remix Party’s Epic Quest to Annihilate Boredom" *Scope-mag.com* Retrieved August 21, 2021
Down Under

**"Down Under"** is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Men at Work. Its music video was released on November 8th, 2019. It was first played by NSP during their 2019 Down Under tour (except Auckland, New Zealand and Honululu).

## Lyrics

Traveling in a fried-out combie

On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous

She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said

Do you come from a land down under?

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He was six-foot-four and full of muscles

I said, "do you speak-a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

And he said

I come from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover, yeah

Lyin' in a den in Bombay

With a slack jaw, and not much to say

I said to the man, "are you trying to tempt me

Because I come from the land of plenty?"

And he said

Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under

Where women glow and men plunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under

Where women glow and men plunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under

Where women glow and men plunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

Living in a land down under

Where women glow and men plunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* TWRP as TWRP

### Production

* Directed by Sean Barrett
* Edited by Sean Barrett
* Produced by Sean Barrett and Felicity Jayn Heath
* Shot by Sean Barrett, Aislinn Lowe, Samuel Heath-Dray, Goldie Soetianto
* Filmed on location in Australia

## Music Credits

### Personnel

* Vocals: Dan Avidan
* Keybaords: Brian Wecht
* Talkbox/Synthesizer: Doctor Sung
* Bass: Commander Meouch
* Guitar: Lord Phobos
* Drums: Havve Hogan
* Additional guitars, synths, and programming by Jim Roach

### Production

* Produced by Jim Roach
* Recorded at Sonic Ranch Studios in TX, and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles
* Engineered by Jim Roach and Mario Ramirez
* Mixed by Thom Flowers
* Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
* Management: Brent Lilley
I Won't Back Down

**"I Won't Back Down"** is the twelfth track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

## Lyrics

Well, I won't back down

No, I won't back down

You can stand me up at the gates of hell

But I won't back down

No, I'll stand my ground

Won't be turned around

And I'll keep this world from dragging down

Gonna stand my ground

And I won't back down

(I won't back down) Hey, baby

There ain't no easy way out

(I won't back down) Hey, I'll

Stand my ground

And I won't back down

Well, I know what's right

I got just one life

In a world that keeps on pushing me around

Gonna stand my ground

And I won't back down

(I won't back down) Hey, baby

There ain't no easy way out

(I won't back down) Hey, I'll

Stand my ground

And I won't back down

(I won't back down) Hey, baby

There ain't no easy way out

(I won't back down) Hey, I

Won't back

(I won't back down) Hey, baby

There ain't no easy way out

(I won't back) Hey, I'll

Stand my ground

(I won't back down) And I won't back down

(I won't back down) No, I won't back down
Danny Sexbang

**Daniel You Sexbang** (better known as just **Danny** or **Dan**) is the vocalist and one half of the musical comedy duo, Ninja Sex Party, alongside Ninja Brian. He is played by Dan Avidan. In the music video for "Danny Don't You Know", his younger self was played by Finn Wolfhard.

## Appearance

Danny is a tall and slender man with a Jewfro which, since the start of the NSP music videos, has grown considerably.

His signature outfit is a blue sleeveless spandex suit with briefs worn on the outside. A white circle containing a red Star of David is on his chest. He wears a fur-rimmed cape around his neck tied by a red string and has two loops on either corner for his hands to fit through for posing. He wears pulled up white socks under a pair of sneakers. In September, 2017, his costume was updated with a lighter shade of blue, sparkles, and a new 5-pointed red star with an interlaced pattern . His other signature outfit is a floral kimono, which he has worn in a variety of colors.

Danny has occasionally worn a simple black ninja outfit, ("I Just Want To (Dance)", "The Decision", "No Reason Boner", "If We Were Gay", "Manticore", "NSP Theme Song") and a red gown shirt.

## Personality

Danny is a hyper-sexual man who cannot resist trying to charm a woman or just sleep with them. Danny sometimes makes advances on women with his uncool, nerdy side or by making ridiculous, unfounded claims such as winning the Superbowl by himself. He has succeeded a few times at winning their affection, but it usually ends in disaster for him.

His friendship with Ninja Brian is complicated. He claims they are best friends, but frequently insults him and tries to ruin his chances with their girl of the day, often ending with Danny's harm or the Dannequin's substituted death. Despite this, they are shown to be cool with each other most of the time.

## Biography

### I Just Want To (Dance)

Ninja Danny decided to quit being a ninja and to become a dancer.

### The Decision

Danny, still in his "Ninja Danny" phase, tries to convince a woman to have sex with him, instead of Brian.

## Abilities

For a complete list of powers Danny has shown, see this link.

## Killed Victims

* Karate Master
* An unnamed European king
* 3 unnamed people
* 15,000 unnamed people
* 50,000 unnamed people
* Multiple Awesome Karate Bears
* 5 unnamed "guys"

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Ninja Sex Party (February 21, 2014). "Dragon Slayer - NSP" Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 Ninja Sex Party (October 22, 2009). "I Just Want To (Dance) - NSP" Retrieved August 19, 2009 (Video).
3. ↑ Ninja Sex Party (August 10, 2018). "First Date - NSP" Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).
Outro (City)

**"Outro (City)"** is the thirteenth and final track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, *Attitude City*.

## Lyrics

Well, that was the last song from Attitude City. We hope you followed our blueprint closely and would like to personally apologize to your socks in the event that they were rocked off too hard during coitus. If we can have a moment of real talk, Ninja Brian and I would just like to say thanks for all the love and support you've given us throughout these past few years. Let me get as close to the microphone as possible for maximum sincerity on this. Thanks!
Dan's Mailman

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**Dan's Mailman** is a character in *No Reason Boner*played by Brian Wecht .

## Appearance

The Mailman is a white male with brown hair and some facial hair. He is seen wearing a mailman uniform.

## Biography

### "No Reason Boner"

The mailman encounters Danny, and Danny gets a no reason boner, causing things to be awkward between the two.
Introduction

**"Introduction"** is the first track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, *NSFW*.

## Lyrics

Close your eyes and picture yourself on a tropical beach. Far away, across the delicate sand dunes, you see a jet black stallion galloping at full speed. On top of that stallion is me, Danny Sexbang. I am shirtless, and the wind is blowing through my luxurious Jewfro. Don't I look amazing? As I approach, you see that the stallion is in fact Ninja Brian, his muscles glisten and sweat as he carries my sculpted body towards you. After literally hours of watching us gallop across the beach, we arrive. Turns out we were farther away than you initially thought. I look even better up close than I did far away. And I lean down and whisper the words you have yearned to hear for so long: We are Ninja Sex Party and this is our first album. You're welcome.
NSP's 20 Haiku's in 20 Days

**NSP's 20 Haikus in 20 Days** was a series of skits created by Ninja Sex Party. Each video contained a haiku poem. The videos are no longer public on the Ninja Sex Party YouTube channel.

## Day 1

Don't think of it as

A handjob. Think of it as

A hand vacation

## Day 2

Do not mess with me

Or I will cry all over

You until you leave.

## Day 3

Please don't leave your lube

Sitting next to the toothpaste.

It is dark in here.

## Day 4

I'm starting to think

"Give Dave a Handjob Day" might

Not be a real thing

## Day 5

She said "Meet me at

10" but now it's after 12

...and February

## Day 6

You know this might just

Be the drugs talking, but I

Totally love drugs

## Day 7

Look! The Shut the Fuck

Up Fairy came to bless your

Very long story!

## Day 8

You know, one time I

Had a dream that you were wrong.

Oh wait, that's right now.

## Day 9

Sorry your cat died.

But I do have some good news.

It was annoying.

## Day 10

Looks like I can cross

"See a homeless guy's dick" off

Of my bucket list

## Day 11

Look upon the first

Gentle frost of spring as I

Do you in the butt

## Day 12

Oh, you like Twilight

Movies? Cool. I think we should

See other people

## Day 13

"Dangerously he

Probed, with the penisiest

Part of his body"

## Day 14

Ooh, I like it when

You say it slow and sexy

"Restraining orderrrrrrr"

## Day 15

Cool, well if you need

Anything, I'll be in that

Room, masturbating

## Day 16

I think we may have

Misheard Roger when he said

"Come quick, I need kelp!"

## Day 17

I just ate a shark

Meat sandwich. Who's the apex

Predator now, bitch?

## Day 18

I need a new phone.

My old one is too full of

Pictures of my nuts

## Day 19

Your anal toy with

The rhinestones is so tacky!

That's a buttplug "Don't"

## Day 20

That will fucking teach

You not to eat my cupcakes!

...Oh wait, there they are.
FYI I Wanna F Your A

**"FYI I Wanna F Your A"** is the ninth track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, *Strawberries and Cream*. Its music video was released on December 5th, 2011.

## Lyrics

I want my P in your V

Want you to S on my D

Gonna J off on your Ts

Then FYI I wanna F your A

OMG!

Just stuff your mouth with my Bs

Don't LOL at my C

And FYI I wanna F your A

Girl, I can tell that you know what I mean

But just in case, I will provide the translation

Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA

That's the Penis Touching Association

Tonight let's watch a DVD

That means you'll get a Dicking oh so Very Delicately

I'll take the SAT, you'll take the GRE

I'll do Such Amazing Thrusting that you'll Get Ready for Ecstasy

Holy S!

I'll bust an N on your chest

You know my D is the best

And FYI I wanna F your A

No F-in' way

So how about a BJ?

If not, that's also okay

But FYI I wanna F your A

Let's play a sexy RPG

While we watch ABC and eat a bowl of MSG

Meaning that I'll Really Pound your Groin

As you Achieve Butt Climax and Make Sex Gravy

You'll be a VIP at the DMV

Very Intensely Plowed by a Dick Made out of Victory

LOL! JK! I love your TLC

And you can bet I'll BRB for some more S-E-X ASAP

FYI! F your A!

Everybody say "FYI!" (FYI!)

Everybody say "F your A!" (F your A!)

I'll F your V then your Ts then your A then your M

Then your Ts then your V then your A again

If you want me to F your A, say "Yeah!"

...Oh.

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Danny Sexbang - Dan Avidan
* Ninja Brian - Brian Wecht
* Untitled Role - Risa Sarachan
* The NSP Club Kidz Rave Party Patrol - Sara Kauffman
* The NSP Club Kidz Rave Party Patrol - Elina Zavala
* The NSP Club Kidz Rave Party Patrol - Jose Diaz Martinez
* The NSP Club Kidz Rave Party Patrol - Pablo Avila
* The NSP Club Kidz Rave Party Patrol - Ben Rosenblatt

### Production

* Writers - Ninja Sex Party
* Director - Jim Turner
* Editor - Jim Turner
* Special Effects - Jim Turner
* Production Assistant - Raymond Pagnucco
* Production Assistant - Bill Schaumberg