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Rub Weekly!

'Rub Weekly!' is a publication that ‘looks at all the rubbers’ and is the premium news source for professional rubbing.  In the Ask Us Anything episode it is revealed that Rubby McFee has to write a big editorial in 'Rub Weekly!' about rubbing (for both good luck and bad luck) and the deadline is coming up (see Episode 83).
The AFP's boys

In the Grubiverse the Australian Federal Police is personified by a woman and their raids are carried out by her 'boys', presumably her sons. The boys, played by Aunty Donna, are bumbling and have a habit of repeating themselves.

After the AFP shoots Eddo the AFP and her boys travel in a magic schoolbus up Greg's bum to kidnap the Actual Grub who is the mole who has revealed the truth behind the Engadine Macca's story (see Episode 28).
The Prince Andrew Interview Sketch

The Prince Andrew Interview sketch appears in Episode 47.  In the sketch a D.C. Tyler interviews Prince Andrew regarding his relationship to Jeffrey Epstein.  When faced with mounting evidence, Prince Andrew offers rather flimsy excuses including that he doesn't believe in photographs and doesn’t think he can appear in them, and couldn’t have been at the alleged locations due to a medical condition.  He also claims he can’t have been in the house in question due to being allergic to houses, a claim contradicted by apparent footage of the prince saying ‘I love this house and I’m definitely not allergic to houses’.

Finally, D.C. Tyler gets a call telling him to drop all charges and to suck Prince Andrew’s penis ‘for a good half an hour’ effectively giving the sketch a suck off ending.  The sketch finishes with the prince saying he did in fact kill Jeffrey Epstein.
Roger and Tanya Miller

Roger and Tanya Miller are the couple from the Gardening Australia Gooch sketch in Episode 11. Roger and Tanya are interviewed about their flourishing garden in the arid South Australian desert and reveal that their secret is Roger's perineum (or gooch) which has discovered an underground aquifer. It turns out that Roger's perineum is very large and can detect the smallest amount of moisture (including Tanya's own sexual excitement). They blast off in that same sketch.
The Mustard Brothers

The Mustard Brothers (aka the Mustard Boys) are Greg and Ben are interviewed by Deborah on Good Morning Australia in Episode 99.9.  They claim to have something to do with Daryl Somers (although exactly what is unclear) and to have three ‘hit Gold Logies’.  Although Greg is a Mustard Brother he seems confused on what it is that the Mustard Brothers actually do, although they are potentially named after turning up to a gig with similarly coloured clothing. After doing some ‘crowd work’ they upset the host, Deborah, by asking her whether she is afraid of death.
Phil (Aunty Carol's ex-partner)

Phil is an ex-partner of Aunty Carol's (see Episode 36). He apparently went to jazz clubs and owned 'the first store in Melbourne to sell comfortable shoes'. During a phone in show (see Episode 36) it was revealed that Phil had a tattoo and Aunty Carol organised to have a matching one. He then 'disappeared' and Aunty Carol sat outside his house in a cream Volvo for four weeks harbouring violent intent.

We hear in Episode 97 that before Phil disappeared he had actually proposed to Carol although it is unclear if his getting down on one knee was simply in the act of fitting of a shoe. Greg’s theory is that Phil was simply a shoe salesman to Carol and that there was no deeper relationship.

It is unclear if Phil is the same character as Phil (the host of ‘Sneaky Beefy’).
The International Space Station Parking Sketch

The International Space Station Parking Sketch revolves around a gentleman asking astronauts to move their space station because he needs to move his Toyota HlLux (thinking that the space station is blocking his driveway in Moonee Ponds).  The man’s concerns are seen to be justified after he then backs into the space station (see Episode 87).
The Blue Light Disco Sketch

'The Blue Light Disco Sketch' is a much loved sketch from Episode 6.  It features Greg as Mr. Duncan, Eddo as Ms. Dunch, and Ben as Mr. Shnreb (the asexual maths teacher).  The teachers investigate poop on the lid of a toilet as well as the fingering of Jessica Harris by Timothy Sutton.  The sketch is notable for the being the first sketch ended with a blast off.

The Teachers' most recent appearance is Episode 102, a live episode, where Mr. Shnreb finds soiled underpants in a bin. This sketch also ends in a blast off.
Мешочки Шахтёра

* Маленький
* Средний
* Большой

Мешочки Шахтёра

### Коллекция

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## Свойства

### Можно выставитьна Аукцион

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**Мешочки шахтёра** (Англ. Mining Sack) - это мешочки, которые позволяют хранить в них ресурсы, которые вы можете добыть в шахтах (к таким ресурсам относятся: Булыжник, Уголь, Железный Слиток, Золотой Слиток, Алмаз, Лазурит, Изумруд, Красный Камень, Кварц, Обсидиан, Светопыль, Гравий, Лёд, Красная Пыль, Песок, Эндерняк, Мифрил, Титан, Сокровищница, Павшая Звезда). Всего существует три вида мешочков шахтёра, доступных для крафта; каждый из них хранит в себе больше ресурсов, чем предыдущий (подробнее о вместительности мешочков можно узнать здесь).

### Коллекции

* Маленький мешочек шахтёра - уголь `V`
* Cредний мешочек шахтёра - уголь `VII`
* Большой мешочек шахтёра - уголь `IX`

См. также Коллекции

### Крафт

Маленький - Требует 16 **Зачарованного Угля** и 1 Зачарованную Кожу

Средний - Требует 32 **Зачарованного Угля** и 1 Маленький Мешочек Шахтёра

Большой - Требует 64 **Зачарованного Угля** и 1 Средний Мешочек Шахтёра

## Время для получения, используя миньона

### Маленький мешочек шахтёра

#### Зачарованный Уголь

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My Cunt

'My Cunt' is the first poem performed by Roxy Dust on the Grub.

**‘My Cunt’**

*My cunt, my pussy, my fuck-hole.*

*My big burning gash*

*My mother’s eye, my slit in the sky*

*My long, creamy juice tube*

*My bloody stained, rank tank*

*My fat girls’ faucet*

*The growl of the bear*

*The stink of the tiger*

*The demon’s gutter*

*The scum-lined drain*

*The source of the rot*

*Peanuts pile up and fester*

*Squealing like murder*

*A murdered peach*

*The pit pops*

*My floppy sauce tray*

*Daddy’s doughnut*

*The mystery within*

*A steaming hot box*

*Hair delights pumping pushing*

*The final expulsion*

*Black whacking semen hole*

*The entrance*

*The overgrown garden*

*My lover my friend my enemy*

*A soldier at sea*

*The dank porthole*

*Monkey face wounded warrior*

*A mistake*

*A bleeding chasm*

*A cesspit of putrid solids*

*The dirty bird*

*The daily vomit*

*See it simmer and shimmer*

*Smell its backwater*

*Honour it and peel it back*

*My cunt, my pussy, my fuck-hole.*
The Running Across Australia Sketch

The 'Running Across Australia Sketch' is a sketch from the Riffin’ With The Boys episode (Episode 91) with Cameron James.  Jimmy the Jim from 'Big Stories' interviews Crodder’s Bum mayor, Sunny, as the runner Grorbert runs into the town. After it is revealed Grorbert is raising awareness for 'anal' the conservative town executes him by firing squad.
Squidzy Mulligan

Squidzy Mulligan is a veteran comedian who has several releases on cassette and CD. He makes an appearance on S3E02 telling a series of jokes about people looking up porn on their work computers. He then goes on to sing a parody song about poop and bums to the tune of 'I am Australian' before deteriorating into anti-Dan Andrews hate speech.
The Competitive Leftovers Sketch

In the Competitive Leftovers Sketch from Episode 35 we hear the broadcast of the the World Championships for Competitive Leftovers. Host, Greenman Burrows talks to former champion Aaron Spins about competitors Schneider Beanly and Max Dinaman who are competing in a heat.

In the sport of Competitive Leftovers, competitors attempt to eat ‘risky’ foods such as calamari that has been left out, without getting sick.  In the heat Norwegian Schneider Beanly is disqualified after eating dog food, leaving Dinaman to ‘thumb’ semi-defrosted chicken into his anus as a victory celebration.

See also: Competitive Monopoly.
The Giggler

The Giggler is Ronald’s graphic novel character spawned by his break up with Roxy Dust.

According to Ronald:

"The Giggler is funny and witty and very very strong and slender.  The Giggler understands because all the ladies want to be with the Giggler but he doesn’t want to be with them. The Giggler has many skills including knives and blades. He conceals blades in his shoes and also pockets. The Giggler is stronger than any character that has ever existed in the Marvel or DC Universe and he is twice as smart as even the best character: the Joker.  The Joker is now the Giggler’s underling and the Joker works for the Giggler. ‘Hehehe ladies do you want to see the Giggler?’ he’ll say. The ladies all want to see the Giggler. The Giggler was born in a cave and the cave was very small but it was very, very cold.  This gave him unnatural abilities for cold and temperature." (see Episode 88)
The AFP

The AFP is the Australian Federal Police however notably in the Grubiverse the force is personified by a woman in a sexual relationship with Peter Dutton. After Dutton convinces the AFP to raid the ABC with her 'boys' in order to suppress the truth behind the Engadine Macca's story, the AFP goes on to shoot and kill Eddo and kidnap the Actual Grub (see Episode 28).
The Screenwriting Class Sketch

The Screenwriting Class Sketch from Episode 37 features an RMIT teacher explaining the classic structure of films by showing pornography clips.  In the first two clips, he explains that the penetration of the anuses in the videos are so-called ‘inciting incidents’ or the catalysts in the narrative.

After the teacher is challenged by the class during the showing the third clip (another pornographic video titled ‘Loud Creampie Compilation’) he tells the class to ‘get out!’.
Topless Hairdressing

Topless hairdressing is advertised on the special men's edition of the Grub (Episode 27). Every Saturday at 12pm at the Railway Hotel topless women will be cutting hair. The service is as advertised with the slogan: 'get a boner, get a haircut - double up your fun'. The advertisement also suggests that one can 'get a parma afterwards'.
Episode 83

Title: Ask Us Anything

Date: 28 August 2020

Notes: Exclusive Patreon episode. Greg, Eddo and Ben answer listeners' questions.

Features:

* Shenae from Oak Park (3:05)
* Mr. Cum (10:40)
* Mr. Octopus (20:40)
* Phyllis (32:45)
* Steven Smith (not the cricketer) (40:40)
* Brayden from Currambine (47:10)
* Janet from VicRoads (54:50)
* The Earnest Little Girl (56:50)
* Rubby McFee (1:00:25)

Previous Episode: Episode 82

Following Episode: Episode 84
The True Australian Patriots

The True Australian Patriots first featured in a comedy festival show performed by Greg Larsen, Anne Edmonds and Damien Power.

In their advert in Episode 20 they make several claims including that ‘Bill Shorten is part of a leftist conspiracy to communise your mum’, that ‘if the Greens win the next election the next thing you will see is Sharia law and your mums will all be picking you up from school’. They also are interested in stopping ‘the boats and the sea planes’.

The True Australian Patriots also appear in a sketch in that same episode (Episode 20).
Patreon

The Grub is a free podcast but publishes some exclusive content on the 'Patreon' website. Patreon is a place where listeners can pledge their financial support for the Grub and receive access to an exclusive fan server on Discord, as well as gain access to all content including bonus chat episodes not heard anywhere else.

Please visit:

https://www.patreon.com/thegrub
Smooth Thomas

Smooth Thomas is a very smooth man. Has currently holds the record for the Smoothest Man in the World from the Guinness Book of Records.  Although he is of ‘average build’ clothes just slip off him, explaining why he is always nude.  Smooth Thomas maintains his smoothness by moisturising, as well as shaving so that he is completely hairless.

During the 2020 lockdown Greg and Eddo interviewed Smooth Thomas where it was revealed that due to publicity from his world record, Thomas has been been in high demand. He has worked with Boeing (who he has helped on their 787 Dreamliners) and also with NASA who are studying him in order to make the smoothest material possible (see Episode 88).
Vlad the Impaled

Vlad the Impaled from Episode 2 has a big pole sticking out of his chest. Originally named ‘Mike’, his friend Gorshgshk dubbed him ‘Vlad the Impaled’ after a little girl stabbed him with the pole at the golf course for reasons unknown.  The pole still remains in his body, in part due to his friend Gav telling him not to remove it. Vlad drives a Subaru Impreza but finds everyday tasks such a driving difficult due to the pole. Vlad is a self confessed anti-vaxxer and flat-earther.
The Bare Bottom Institute

The Bare Bottom Institute is run by specialists such as Dr. Sylvia Snofton who work at the Institute naked from the waist down. The Institute works to give its customers a rating out of ten for their bare bottoms, this apparently being useful in several industries, including comedy. Ben is interrupted on his zoom call to Greg in Episode 89 by Dr. Snofton seeing as he had earlier filled out an online form regarding a bare bottom rating.
Ms. Dunch

Ms. Dunch (voiced by Eddo) is one of the teachers that oversaw the Blue Light Disco in 'The Blue Light Disco Sketch'. Ms. Dunch was the unfortunate person to discover the poop on a toilet lid in the girls' toilets. She claims *not* to be polysexual or asexual and dislikes being called *Mrs*. Dunch (see Episode 6).

Ms. Dunch appears to temporarily forget her own name in the Teachers sketch from Episode 102, until she is reminded by Patreon/Dischat user 'catbirthday', a member of the live audience for that show.
Waterbirth Kombucha

Waterbirth Kombucha is advertised in the one take episode (Episode 48) as being made from tepid bathwater filled with afterbirth and 'filth' from a water birth.  Greg appears to want to improvise around this simple advert from Ben and turn it into a longer sketch and thus the advert comes to an awkward end, the only solution for which is a blast off.
The Farmer Support Support Group Sketch

The Farmer Support Support Group sketch is from Episode 37 and features an anonymised support group similar to AA for people addicted to supporting farmers. Gerard is obsessed with purchasing farmer’s benefit concert tickets (concerts featuring such bands as Spiderbait, Powderfinger and Custard).  Jenny is also in the group and she started conserving water in her office after reading an email asking her to ‘think of the farmers’.  Jenny even stopped showering thinking she was living in a drought despite it being in the middle of winter and in Tasmania.

The convener of the group finishes by leading the attendees in the mantra: ‘the farmers don’t matter, I matter’.
The Skyping into a Funeral Sketch

The Skyping into a Funeral Sketch from Episode 35, is set at the funeral of a Matthew Thompson after he has died at 59 years of age.  When Matthew's niece Sylvia attempts to Skype in to say a few words from overseas the funeral director is beset with problems including connection problems, password problems, camera problems and Wi-Fi problems. After running out of time the director states that he needs to get to the next service ('couple of twins, car accident, brutal').

The funeral director signs off with ‘Um, so yeah, Matthew sorry you’re dead, um… and we’ll see you next time’.
The Office Cleaner Sketch

The Office Cleaner Sketch appeared in the Riffin’ With The Boys episode (Episode 91).  It involves a cleaner, Griff, who is annoyed by office mess because he feels obliged to take the rubbish home with him and arrange it into piles.  This apparently takes up a whole bedroom which he has dubbed his 'muck room', inconveniencing his young child.  It later emerges that Griff has infiltrated the toilet system and steals faeces and urine and places them into the muck room as well.

The Office Cleaner Sketch ended in a ‘pop’.
Things That I Am Over

'Things That I Am Over' is a poem from Episode 99.9.

**Things That I Am Over**

Bin night

Randoms

Wheat packs

The territorial dispute of islands between China and Japan in the South China Sea

Online trading

Viscous liquid

Possum shit

Cloudy days

Margarine

Charging your phone

Coffee bags

Kneeling

People saying that their coffee is the best in the city (you’ve got no way of knowing that!)

Pedestrian crossings

Native animal zoos

Turkish delight

Gravy boats

Teenagers

Lemonade

Memes

and

the colour Orange

These are the things that I am over
The Cubed Restaurant Sketch

In the Cubed Restaurant Sketch from Episode 26, Jim and Jenny Johnson visit the pretentious ‘Cubed’ Restaurant where waiter, Grent, and manager, Madelle, work.

At the restaurant guests are apparently given large cubes to photograph and 'hashtag' instead of food and drink.  Jim gets so frustrated at being charged $500 for an expensive ‘champagne’ cube (that he can't even drink) that he and his wife become larger and larger - and more rotund - until they pop.
The Gardening Australia Gooch Sketch

'The Gardening Australia Gooch Sketch' is a sketch from Episode 11 that ends in a blast off (the second such sketch to do so). The sketch starts as a parody of ABC TV show 'Gardening Australia' wherein the presenter (Greg) interviews Roger and Tanya Miller at their garden in the arid South Australian desert. Roger claims to have found the aquifer that now supplies the garden thanks to his sensitive perineum (or 'gooch').

It turns out that Roger's perineum is very large and can detect the smallest amount of moisture. As Tanya says 'the South Australian government is interested in that'. The sketch is notable for the many synonyms for gooch used, including (but not limited to) 'taint', 'briar patch', 'smelly bridge', 'great divide', 'grundle' and 'Klingon's forehead'.
Orbus

Orbus begins to sponsor the Grub podcast in Episode 10, the same episode their first advertisement appears.  The nature of Orbus is unclear, but is apparently a service or product in the IT space, described variously as ‘reinventing social online disruptions’ and ‘inspiring content creators and influencers’ among many other blandishments.

In Episode 11 Ben, Greg and Eddo give testimonials about Orbus saying it is 'made *for* creatives, made *by* creatives to *be* creative' and that Anne in particular likes the Creative Pond option whenever she’s 'stuck on a content deliverable'.

In Episode 12 Greg and Eddo interview Chas Markos, a brand ambassador and pro surfer, about the deliverables that Orbus has assisted them on.

In Episode 21 project manager Paul. (stylised with a full stop after his name) of OrbusLux is interviewed. OrbusLux is described as a 'new project that is lighting up the expansion tree' as as part of a three tier system with OrbusLux Prime and OrbusLux XP.
Postman Cunt

Postman Cunt is a parody of Postman Pat.  In Episode 22 we hear an episode of Postman Cunt complete with theme song.  The episode devolves after we realise Postman Cunt’s mum has thrown out his prawns.  ‘I was broken from the moment I was born’ and ‘It’s too late mum I’m a walking corpse’ is something we hear Postman Cunt cry to his mother.
Toni Childs

Toni Childs (born October 29, 1957) is a real life American singer-songwriter now residing in Australia. In Episode 101 Childs was the subject of an hilarious advert voiced by Xavier Michelides. The voice over is from the promoter of a fictional tour of 6 hour long shows from Toni, performed in various Western Australian locations such as the Perth Entertainment Centre.

The promoter refers to Childs as 'bipedal' and 'paper-thin', before revealing that she is the mother to his son, Tony Childs who he retained custody of. In a further revelation we hear that the tour is an expensive way to reunite the family and that tickets actually cost AUD$10,000 each.
The Broken Photocopier Sketch

In the 'Broken Photocopier Sketch' (see Episode 21) Ronald Gunch has a run in with HR Manager Phillipe de Shaun regarding pronouns, cultural appropriation and colonialism.  After Ronald and Phillipe both try to out ‘actually’ each other they get steamed up and make out until Phillipe ‘blows his bean’.
Mr. Cum

Mr. Cum has several dildos sticking out of his pants and helmet and has many receptacles of cum on and near his person.  He called from Wollongong in Episode 83 to find out ‘what is cum?’, ‘why is it funny/good?’ and ‘why, if I’m surrounded by cum have I never felt joy?’.  It is later revealed the room he inhabits is airless and windowless and he sometimes drinks the cum.  Ben and Eddo advise him to seek a mental health plan via his GP.

Mr. Cum’s next appearance is in Episode 97 in the lead up to Christmas 2020.  He suggests decorating the Christmas tree with cum (dog’s, cat’s or a man’s).  He also suggested cum on the front door instead of a wreath.  He also has a special recipe for egg nog.

Mr. Cum returns a dot matrix printer to GrubMart in Episode 99 because it did *not* have ejaculate inside, however it was covered in semen by the time he returned it.
Tim Booss

Tim Booss is the President of the Mature Age Student Union.  He is in a communications / theatre degree and says it is important not to marginalise mature age students.

He speaks at Inspiration Day in Episode 99.6 and was found to be thoroughly unimpressive by the students because he did not know comedian Carl Barron.
Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller was a real life American actress and comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, self-deprecating humor, wild hair and clothes, and exaggerated, cackling laugh.  According to the Grub she fingered the New York Manhattan Walking Tour guide at Radio City Music Hall (see Episode 18).
The YouTuber Sketch

The YouTuber sketch appears in Episode 13.  It starts with brother and sister Sylvia and Malcolm lost in the woods whereupon they meet Grex77 who invites them back to his shack.  Seeing Grex77’s camera setup they fear child pornography production but it is then revealed that Grex77 is looking to film a reaction video for YouTube (specifically to PewDiePie’s commentary video on Megawog’s video ‘Wogs vs. Aussies 201’).
The Top Five People

The Top Five People is an episode of Grub Listies (see Episode 99.93).

The top five are:

5. Chad Game (a banker from Ontario, Canada)

4. Meghan Little (a dental hygienist from Cork, Ireland)

3. Ishan Bott (a farmer from India)

2. Popeye the Sailor

1. Jan Little (a dental hygienist from Cork, Ireland, and sister to Meghan Little)
Monique Stockdale

Monique Stockdale is the conservationist from the South of the Border Sketch from Episode 94, and mother of three.  Monique frequently asks men not to look at the tufts of public hair seen poking out of her swimsuit by using the phrase ‘don’t look south of the border!’.  After her advice is ignored her case is heard by the Party Judge.
Professor Dickhands

Professor Dickhands was a tenured professor who taught law at a top university.  As his name suggests, Professor Dickhands has dicks for hands, dicks which apparently become hard when he is angered.  He was wrongly fired for the sexual harassment of a student named Wendy but won his unfair dismissal case with the help of his lawyer, Greta (see Episode 17).

Soon after, Professor Dickhands met, fell in love, and then later married Dr. Vaginahands (sometimes referred to as Dr. Vaginafingers, see Episode 82).  Apparently there is ‘a little Dickhands on the way’.

The professor subsequently dedicated his life to ‘getting different dicks out there’.  This took the form of becoming especially interested in depictions of alien phalluses on screen, culminating in the Australian TV show ‘Alien Wants a Wife’.  Dickhands and his wife were overawed at the program’s depiction of a three pronged alien dick, an event thta was described by the professor as ‘our moment’ (see Episode 82).

When asked about his relationship to Steve Manly, Professor Dickhands describes Manly and his Institute of Chodes as ‘very cliquey’.
Silicon Valley Mike

Silicon Valley Mike calls in to Episode 98 from the Blue Mountains (Mike is originally from Tucson, Arizona).  He claims to have 50 Grandpas (and Silicon Valley Mike doesn’t lie!). After revealing his conservative politics he asks Eddo and Greg to invest in the Grub (their own podcast) whereupon their money will be doubled.

Silicon Valley Mike also asks for tickets to Warner Bros. Movie World.
Season 3 Episode 2

Title: Nangs, Cums, and Minions (aka 'Grub Live July')

Date: 18 August 2021

Notes: Recorded live at the Comedy Republic, Melbourne.

Features:

* 'Mates Don’t Let Mates Squirt' advert (What It Would Be Like If We All Had Ink Pouches) (5:20)
* Troy Waters (10:00)
* You Can Ask That (17:00)
* Tim Omatic (no relation to Timomatic) (21:45)
* 'Greg’s How To' (more chicken nuggets) (28:00)
* Grub Listies - The Yummiest Popes (33:10)
* Aunty Carol (37:05)
* The Squealing Wiggler (47:00)
* Squidzy Mulligan (52:10)

Previous Episode: Season 3 Episode 1

Following Episode: Season 3 Episode 3
The Mile High Club Sketch

In the 'Mile High Club Sketch' from Episode 94, Tom Cashman brings a case against the Mile High Club due to confusion about what constitutes eligible membership. During the sketch Bill Jibbins, President of the Mile High Club reveals that the Mile High Club club owns the airlines.

The sketch ends when the judge asks Tom to approach the bench whereupon a party breaks out in the courtroom thanks to the revelation the judge is the Party Judge, the first appearance of the character.
ScoMo

Scott John Morrison, or ScoMo, was the real life Prime Minister of Australia from 2018 - 2022. In the Grubiverse ScoMo is voiced by Ben and is often heard to exclaim 'I'm ScoMo!'.

In Episode 24 ScoMo featured in the Fourth Leaders Debate with then Opposition Leader Bill Shorten exclusively on the Grub. The debate was conducted entirely through the medium of farts and continued until Bill Shorten 'followed through', which was against the rules.

In the special AFP tapes episode (see Episode 28) ScoMo signs off on a raid of the ABC devised to protect Peter Dutton, the real culprit of the Engadine Macca's incident. (In the Grubiverse Scott Morrison did not shit himself outside the Engadine McDonald's but rather Peter Dutton did and forced Morrison to swap trousers.)

In that same episode in a meeting with Dutton, as captured on the tapes, at one point ScoMo goes to pray in tongues, sounding remarkably like Pingu (see also Episode 28).

In Episode 43 feminist poet Roxy Dust sang the song ‘Come Gather Around My Pussy (Growl Me Out Scott Morrison)’ which she was planning to reprise 'pants down, legs akimbo' in front of Parliament House, Canberra in an attempt to have Parliament physically move inside her pussy.

In Episode 46, then leader of the National Party, Michael McCormack, breast feeds ScoMo in a sketch.

In the Bonus Episode from 22 January 2021, Aunty Carol is heard to make the Qanon-inspired claim that ScoMo is a lizard.

Morrsion was named Grub of the Week in Episode 1 and, later, was made Grub of the Week in perpetuity.
Walter Bitch

Walter Bitch appears on the Grub in Episode 24 as a candidate for Clive Palmer’s United Australia Party.  Walter is concerned about a ‘secret airport’ in northern Western Australia, especially since he has been paid $5000 to stand for his seat in Victoria, by Clive Palmer himself.  Walter has a Year 10 education and enjoys having a big breakfast and ‘creaming up’ with his mates.

Walter Bitch's relationship to Johann Bitch is unknown.
Serious Husband's Disappearance

Funny Lady's husband Serious Husband disappeared in mysterious circumstances. While details are sketchy it seems that Funny Lady and Serious Husband plotted to entrap Congressman-turned-political pundit Steven Michaels into a sexual encounter on their yacht in order to broker a business merger.  The business in question was owned by Michaels and his cousin (Slippery Henry) and was a large crabbing distributor based in the southern United States.  Serious Husband wanted a merger with Serious Husband Crabs but how the sexual encounter would facilitate this remains unclear.

What we do know is that Michaels, Serious Husband, Funny Lady and actor Christopher Walken were on board when Serious Husband went missing.  The coastguard was quickly called but no body was ever recovered.  Lead investigator Mike Dad claims that Serious Husband’s blood was found on Steven Michaels’ hands and clothes, while Michaels was found passed out in the yacht’s bedroom.  Described as a ‘crime of passion’ Steven Michaels was arrested for murder and later jailed for life.  The docu-series ‘Who is Funny Lady?’ however, hints at new evidence in the case, raising queries about who is currently running the operation of Serious Husband Crabs.
Tyson Reilly

Tyson Reilly is interviewed in Episode 32 about his new career as a professional complainer.  Formerly a fitter and turner, Tyson complained about a soggy hamburger in his family’s Uber Eats order and was refunded his money.  Sensing a business opportunity, Terry complained widely, although obviously he was banned from Uber Eats soon after.

Tyson demonstrates complaining in the form of a roleplay where he calls gas company AGL to complain that his son is now ‘dead and small in a gas pipe’.  Tyson’s second role play is when he calls Ben acting as 'Grevin' from 'Arnold’s Butt Plugs'.

Terry claims to have a staff of 10 people working for him, all complainers.  Ironically one of the complainers has sent a note to Ben complaining about Tyson repeatedly exposing himself while dancing to keep up morale.

The interview ends in a pop.
Sneaky Beefy

‘Sneaky Beefy’ is a television program, hosted by Phil.  The stated aim of 'Sneaky Beefy' is for Phil to sneak as much beef into Australia’s restaurants, bistros, bars and clubs as he can.  Despite this claim Phil also works internationally, once sneaking beef into a theatre in the West End of London in ‘Sneaky Beefy Goes to the Theatre’ (see Episode 29).
Pussy Wog

'Pussy Wog' is a comedy troupe performing ethnic based humour in Australia.  Described as having ‘over one million YouTube subscribers’ they branched out to a live show in January 2019 at the Enmore Theatre, Sydney.

They have many catch phrases including ‘I smoked so many bongs my dad calls me fuckhead!’, ‘It’s just-a an Italian way of life!’, ‘I’m gonna have-a big suck job!’ and ‘I’m havin’ a big cone of drugs!’ (see Episode 4).
Serious Husband

Venture capitalist, investor and crab magnate Serious Husband is best known as Funny Lady's husband. Born on Wall Street, New York City he was in a golfing accident in his youth which also cut the legs off his father, Serious Husband Snr. He rose to take over the family business 'Serious Husband Crabbing', transforming it into Serious Husband Crabs and expanding it ‘coast to coast’, making it the most successful crab business in the northern half of the continental United States.  It was around this time that Serious Husband historian Cum Scrumptious calls a time of great ‘yearning’ for the then newly successful businessman.

Serious Husband is also known for his dabbling with theme parks, notably ‘Crab Land’ into which he funnelled Funny Lady's money in order to prop up.  Serious Husband died in mysterious circumstances (see: Serious Husband’s Disappearance). Serious Husband's life is described in detail in Episode 69.
The Border Force Sketches

The Border Force sketches were two sketches from Episode 10.  The first part featured an unnamed man (played by Greg) who was attempting to bring in 37 frozen dogs. He apparently wanted to bring in the frozen Saint Bernard, Bulldog and Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppies ‘for fun’ saying he already owned 300, which he kept in 14 large stand-up freezers at his home.  He went on to say that he takes his frozen puppies out to dinner on Friday and Saturday nights and sometimes performs standup comedy for them.  He had to give up his puppies at customs, kissing each one and saying goodbye by name (to the dogs named 'Harrison', 'Bill', 'Devon', 'James Spader', 'Louis CK', 'Mummy', 'Scorb', 'Spingus' and 'Strawberry Fields Forever' among others).

In the second sketch Officer Brooks (played by Ben) had to search a Miss Graham (played by Eddo) who claimed to have wood on her person, or in her luggage.  Miss Graham made increasingly suggestive comments as Officer Brooks attempted to retrieve the wood. Brooks commented (during the intimate search) that Miss Graham ‘smells like Grandma’s house’.
Xavier Michelides

Xavier Michelides has been a guest on the Grub several times including Episode 29, Episode 44, Episode 50, Episode 93 and the live Episode 101 and S3E01. Also known for hosting 'Little Scamps' with Ben Russell, Xavier is much loved by Grub listeners.

Originally slated to appear in Episode 92 Xavier was responsible for the loss of the audio for which he was named as Grub of the Week. An explanation of the lost episode is in the replacement chat episode called 'The Apology' without Xavier, where he is referred to as 'Anonymous Michelides'.

Xavier's eponymous episode is the following episode, Episode 93, an episode where he features and several of the lost sketches are re-hashed.

Voices:

* Little Man Chef
* Patient from the Dumb Cunt at the Doctor sketch
* Phil (the host of 'Sneaky Beefy')
The Dumb Cunt at the Doctor Sketch

The Dumb Cunt at the Doctor Sketch from Episode 44 features a man seeing a GP, a Dr. Pauline Marsh, about 'being a bit of a dumb cunt'. The man confesses to getting excited at explosions at the movies, having only three stories (including one about an American sailor not knowing what a ute is), repeatedly asking about the values of cars that drive past, and covering poos with toilet paper at public toilets and not flushing.

Dr. Marsh decides that whatever the treatment it should involve her never seeing the man again. The sketch finishes with the man's brother, Salinger, picking him up from the surgery and the man asking whether he can take some of the magazines home.
To Catch a Poopiter

‘To Catch a Poopiter’ is a ‘Mystery Diners’ style show hosted by Chris Hanson.  In Episode 15 Chris confronts a 40-year-old woman who has just defecated ‘in this nice establishment’.  Chris received a tip off from the woman’s friend (Lisa) after the woman texted: ‘I need to shit, I need to shit so bad I’m gonna duck into this cafe’.
Joe Hildebrand's Cafe

Joe Hildebrand's Cafe (run by Joe Hildebrand) is advertised in Episode 27 of the Grub. On the advert Joe claims to enjoy eating shit for breakfast and that he does so at his cafe where he is his own best customer. Joe also tells us that he is a 'shit eating fuckhead'. The slogan of the cafe is 'I'll eat shit, you'll eat shit, we can all be fucked'.
The Facebook Integrity Unit Sketches

The Facebook Integrity Unit Sketches were a series of sketches from Episode 90.

In the first Detective Michaels and ‘Boys’ from the unit investigate a woman, Kasey, who claims she was recognised from a K-Mart catalogue by a barista. They take her to the cafe and it is becomes apparent the barista has no idea who she is.

In the second, Craig Phillips is investigated for suggesting Jacinda Ardern is ‘as thick as pig shit’.  After being presented with both pig faeces and Jacinda Adern, Craig admits he is wrong.

In the third, Phillip Jacks is investigated for claiming his son Timothy was frightened by ScoMo (‘the bad man’).  Under questioning it seems that Timothy is more interested in stomping on lizards and scooping poop than making political points.  After a slapping Phillip agrees to delete his post.
Photos with the Captain

'Photos with the Captain' is a business advertised in Episode 44 where you can get photographed with a real-life captain in a white suit.  The service is marketed for people who don’t have many photos of their loved ones in their house but for $199 ‘get to stand with [the captain] and get a good ol’ photo with him’.

The advert also contains many testimonials from satisfied customers who are typically told to 'shut up'.
Who Is Funny Lady?

'Who Is Funny Lady?' (also known as 'I Am Funny Lady') is an ever expanding docu-series presented by Ben Russell about the life and times of comedian and entertainer Funny Lady. The series was announced and previewed in Episode 34.

Part 1 - The People that Funny Lady Touched (found in Episode 35: 'Leftovers, The Police and Funny Lady' from 6 August 2019)

Part 2 - The Origin Story (found in Episode 45: 'Hobbies, Razups, and More Pranks' from 8 November 2019)

Part 3 - Foray into Television (found in Episode 61: 'Funny Ladies, Poems, and Standup Comedy' from 27 March 2020)

Part 4 - Key Controversies and Moments (found in Episode 64: 'Mixed Messages, Blind Dates, and Clean Girls' from 17 April 2020)

Part 5 - Who is Serious Husband? (found in Episode 68: 'Government Officials, Serious Husbands and Stand up Comedy' from 15 May 2020)
Dashan

Dashan est le botaniste et jardinier qui est en charge de la **Tour des Pétales Éternels** à **Dorbois**, **Shûtnassar**. Il est rassuré depuis qu'un le groupe d'aventuriers a résolu le mystère du **Tertre de Réitia** et soigné l'**Arum Titan** qui trône au sommet de sa tour.

C'est une homme d'une cinquantaine d'années, chauve et portant une petite barbe grise, et une robe de couleur grise et marron. Il porte le médaillon **réitien**.

Dashan a des compétences d'alchimie.

Il vend les objets suivants pour financer l'entretien de la tour :

*Potion de soins : 50po*

*Antitoxine : 50po*

*Flasques : 5pc*

*Poison Basique : 50po*

*Roses d'Héphaïm : 50po*
Teen Dream Boyfriends

Teen Dream Boyfriends sells boyfriends. Boyfriends on offer include Chad who wants to sit and listen to you talk (and whose favourite movie is ‘Ready Player One’), Beavis (not to be confused with the tiny man Beavis) who is in touch with his spirituality 'like you wouldn’t believe', Brett who wants to look at your tits, and Craig who has cracked heels and has an infection that won’t go away (see Episode 87).
Sauce Wars

Sauce Wars is a segment from Episode 93 where various sauces are put head to head and judged.  In the segment tomato sauce is judged to beat barbecue sauce, dijonnaisse beats sriracha sauce, and mayonnaise beat aioli due to aioli being ruled ineligible.  Aioli, according to Xavier, is not a sauce because “You gotta squeeze it to sauce it!”.
The Babybel Cheese Cosmetic Surgery Sketch

The Babybel Cheese Cosmetic Surgery Sketch from Episode 43 revolves around a patient asking a cosmetic surgeon to make him look like a disc of cheese covered in red wax, in short like a Babybel Cheese. Surprisingly the doctor obliges, removing his bones, using ‘Lipopushin’ to push fat into the man and then placing him in a 'pressure unit' for a year.

After the 12 months is up, the doctor and patient share an illicit kiss before the patient is put on the fridge.
The Christmas Party Social Committee Sketch

The Christmas Party Social Committee Sketch is sketch from Episode 97 featuring guest Nikki Britton.  In the sketch John and Meredith exasperate their manager with their poor ideas for the end of year party. After medieval recreations are mooted John suggests a World War 1 recreation, while Meredith suggests a Afghanistan SAS themed gathering (at the very same time an SAS war crimes scandal was in the news). The committee actions the SAS themed party.

John suggests ending the sketch with ‘flying off into space’ at which point Meredith argues that that sketch actually had a good ending.  In the end John flies off into space on his own, a variation of the blast off.
Tammy-Mae and Isaiah

Tammy-Mae and Isaiah were interviewed in Episode 26. They are touring musicians from Alabama who happened to be in Australia in 2019. They sang the songs ‘Alabama Girls’ and ‘Jesus Put a Baby in You’ together on the show.

Isaiah claims his name is Isaiah Hosiah Ezekiel May which, seeing as he is married to Tammy-Mae, plausibly makes her Tammy-Mae May. Together they have eight children: Stuart, Jesus, Fiance, Jessue, Tuna, Glence, BJ and Swinston.  Jesus potentially has a learning disability (being described as ‘bumping into stuff’) while Swinston is a 'biter'.

Both Tammy-Mae and Isaiah are interested in telling Australia to ‘man your borders’ at which point Greg cuts their interview short.
The Angry Christmas Mouse

The Angry Christmas Mouse is a character played by Nikki Britton. The mouse was in the house where ‘The Night Before Christmas’ was set, and she was most definitely stirring: giving birth to 27 babies (eating two soon after).  She is looking for an official apology and financial compensation (in the tens of millions of dollars) for emotional distress for misrepresentation (see Episode 97).
The AFL Sensitivity Training Sketch

The AFL Sensitivity Training Sketch from Episode 99.9 features Australian Rules footballers (largely named ‘Macca’) in a seminar called ‘Women Aren’t Shit’.  During the seminar the football players play a version of ‘Pin the Tail on the Donkey’ called ‘Pin the Shit Anywhere That’s Not on a Woman’.  The twist is the players are not blindfolded, however they still seem unable to perform the task.

Next a 29 year old woman Sarah is taken into the seminar at which point the footballers pretend to masturbate. After Macca No. 3 greets Sarah with ‘Hello… person?', progress is deemed to have been made and the cohort is nominated for a sensitivity award before the drinking begins.

The much shorter 'NRL Sensitivity Training Sketch’ also from Episode 99.9 features rugby players devolving into rowdy animal and masturbation sounds at a similar seminar.
Murray (the Little Man)

Murray is a self-described 'little man' that calls into the Grub in Episode 98 after climbing up on some books. Murray has managed to call by punching in the numbers with a stick.  He claims he and his 'full-grown man' were going to see the The Twelve Apostles when he got picked up by a bird.  Suspecting that he is located around Anglesea, Murray needs two double passes to Warner Bros Movie World in order to pay a mysterious man for a ride home.

Murray calls into Episode 99.7 from inside a cistern of a toilet.  Murray tells that he has adapted his full sized toilet for 'little man use' but fell in when he investigated the cistern after it didn’t flush.  Greg and Eddo leave the phone conversation with Murray after they hear a deep growl suspected to be from what Murray thinks is a ‘toilet beast’.

We learn in that same episode that Murray crawls up inside people for a living, in order to check prostates, ‘make repairs’ and ‘give tickles’.

Murray makes his next appearance in Episode 102 where he was introduced as the 'Tiny Man'.  He tells about how he has been made 'King of the Children' and gets them to do his bidding however assures us this has no sexual element to it.  At the conclusion of his appearance he is chased away by a bird.

In Episode S3E01 Murray again returns, this time insisting he is to be called 'Tiny Man'. He tells how he has ‘shacked up’ with a blind old lady by pretending to be a cat, a ruse he perpetuates by being nude, imitating a hairless cat. About the cult of children that had sprung up in Episode 102, Murray states ‘there was a bit of a fire’.

Murray's relationship to Johann Bitch (the tiny man trainer), Little Man Chef, and Mr. Tiny Suckafart is unknown.
Old Tony

'Old Tony' is one of Mary Seymour’s lovers (see Episode 4 and Episode 6) whose wife had passed away. He is referred to as ‘old’ to distinguish him from ‘Young Tony’ another of Mary’s lovers. This leads to the inevitable joke about Mary's two-toned hair.

Old Tony once 'bested' Young Tony in a physical altercation.

In Episode 39 we hear that Old Tony had sadly passed away.
Detective Sergeant Munt

Detective Sergeant Munt (fictionally played by Jane Sims) is a character from ‘Detective Bubby’ a television program sketch from Episode 25.  She heads the investigation into Papa Daddy who is involved in the adult baby kink subculture (however Munt frowns upon kink shaming).

Munt enlists Jenkins (aka Detective Bubby) to go undercover, telling him to ’put on a nappy, get yourself a sippy cup, then poop in your nappy and cry’.
Paul. from Orbus

Paul. (stylised with a full stop after his name) is interviewed in Episode 21 and works for Orbus as the project manager of OrbusLux, a three tier system that also includes OrbusLux XP and OrbusLux Prime. Notably Paul. helped design Orbus Archipelago which Ben uses (while Greg is still using .3.35 much to the mirth of the others).
Young Tony

Young Tony is one of Mary Seymour’s multiple lovers.  Tony, 29 years old, is referred to ‘Young Tony’ to distinguish himself from ‘Old Tony’, another of Mary’s lovers. He is reportedly interested in medieval re-enactments, close-up magic and fire-twirling (see Episode 10) and apparently wears vests, 'groovy' hats and neckties. Young Tony also loves boardgames and is described by Mary as a ‘funny fella’ (see Episode 4 and Episode 6).

In Episode 10 we hear Young Tony (voiced by Greg) interviewed alongside Mary talking about his part in 'The 60 Year Old Slut Goes on Safari' where he is to perform magic and sing. Further details revealed in that episode include that Young Tony regularly engages in Live Action Role Playing (LARPing) as a Level 27 mage called 'Azrul'. We also find out that Young Tony was once in a physical altercation with Old Tony, and was 'bested' by him, despite Old Tony's advanced years. Young Tony apparently cried afterwards.

In Episode 22 we hear the devastating revelation from Mary that Young Tony has early onset dementia.
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (born Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark; 10 June 1921 – 9 April 2021), was a real life member of the British royal family as the husband of Queen Elizabeth II. The day after his death, in a live episode (see Episode 101) he received a solemn fart tribute to commemorate his passing. In the same episode, Prince Philip was revealed to be reincarnated as a leech (played by Danielle Walker) who sucked blood in his afterlife much as he did as a member of the royal family.

He was promptly salted by the cast, squirted goo everywhere and ran away.
The Real Estate Toilet Sketch

The Real Estate Toilet Sketch is a sketch from Episode 93 whereupon a couple are looking to purchase a property and are surprisingly not put off by a catch.  The catch, revealed by the real estate agent, is that the property comes with a man who will occupy one of the toilets and shit loudly and constantly.
Ron Weasley

Ronald Bilius Weasley is a fictional character in J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter fantasy novel series. A magician who was a friend of Harry Potter, he makes an appearance in the Grubiverse played by Cameron James in a live episode (see Episode 102). He announced his arrival with an apparent catch phrase ‘Wease is in the house!’ before declining to talk about 'that Potter cunt'.

In the same appearance he announces that has started a new weekly podcast ‘Hangin’ with the Wease’ ‘where he plans to 'do DMT and get fucked up’ in a manner he attributes to Joe Rogan. He also reveals he has a Patreon where he has bonus content about the 'Scamdemic' of Covid-19.
The J.K. Rowling Sketch

In the J.K. Rowling Sketch (see Episode 17), book publishers David and Tom meet with J.K. Rowling who is retroactively changing things in the Harry Potter universe. She claims, bizarrely, that Harry was now born in Syria, Ron was in a wheelchair the entire time and Dobby was a gluten free salad. The Actual Grub arrives at the end of the sketch to tell us that Anne does not know anything about the Harry Potter universe.  Ben then, in voice over, sincerely apologises for the sketch.