THE TRUTH ABOUT BRITAIN

**THE TRUTH ABOUT BRITAIN** is a video where Bruno talks about Britain.

## Script

The truth about Britain. It used to be said that Britain was an honour of coal surrounded by fish. But many of Britain's coal mine industry has been closed down because it was uneconomic, and the waters around Britain have been seriously depleted of fish. Britain is just a dull little island in the North Sea with a morbid and decripit economy, that has been in severe social and economic decline for decades.

I need to be punctuated by the wild and somewhat bizarre and freakish behavior which warps the housing market. The British Economy has been systematically destroyed for a series of highly destructive cycles of Boom & Bust, which has left Britain with a barely functioning economy, that is just limping along and is almost entirely based around its housing market. Much of Britain's manufacturing base was destroyed in the recession of the early 1980s, and the rest of the economy was severely decimated in the Y-Turn Recession of the early 1990s, which was the worst recession since The Great Depression.

Britain is run as a private little fiefdom by the city slickers who operate in the city of London, and by various secret societies. And Britain is not what you know about who you know that is important. People get lucrative jobs for having the right connections and by nepotism. Jobs for the boys. Britain is run by clique and privileged elite, who operate in secret for their own benefit. Britain is the ultimate gangster estate, run by an establishment of crooks and cronies and secret societies, who pull the strings behind the scenes. The economy is run in the best interest of the rich city slickers that work in the city of London, to the detriment of ordinary people.

Britain is a place where corruption and slaves is rampant, so be prepared to tolerate a little corruption in order to get things done. Britain is run in vested interests that will always prevail, regardless of which political party happens to be in power. Sensitive economic statistics like inflation, unemployment, economic growth, are fiddled to make the figures look much better than they really are. Britain's main export is property price inflation to other countries, which causes property prices overseas to be much higher than they ought to be. Therefore, even if you escape from this grubby little country, you will find that Britain has a way of catching up with you, one way or another. Britain has for a long time had problems with low productivity, and one of the reasons for this is that the British are repeatedly stabbing one another in the front, sides, and back. Conducting whispering campaigns, spreading rumours and playing office politics.

The main reason for lower productivity, is that the British spend most of their hours talking about house prices rather than doing any productive work. The British have a warped fascination and obsession with property, and in particular house prices. The English view devising the (idk what this word was) of their homes as some kind of second income which is tax free. Given that the British attempt to undo the (idk what this one was either), it is little wonder that the English don't so much talk about how much they earn, since it all goes to the tax man, and instead (idk here either) the rise of value in their homes as some kind of second income which is tax free. Given that the British economy is totally rubbish, it's quite amazing that there's a boom in house prices at all. House prices have been rising for over a decade even though the economy is completely rubbish. It's only the English who can cause the value of the decrepit shoebox-size homes to rise in value when the economy is totally rubbish.

## Trivia

Bruno looks the same in this as he does in WOMEN PREFER HOMEOWNERS NOT RENT FOREVER LOSERS.