2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 2

2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 2 is a chapter in 2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1.

## Synopsis

Fresh Panther-Stagnant Damon gets in his Rude Lady X sports coupe and takes off. Angered by his departure, Brad McDaniels, Gina Gonzales and Monica Rockwell squeal like pigs in order to conjure Forget-Me-Nots and have the Diseased appear everywhere to hunt for their “accursed” target. Customers hunt the area in pursuit over their least favorite Fresh Panther goon. Some reminiscence over shitty people from their personal pasts and contemplate buying memberships from Billionaire Pops Books Kingdom and even throwing Bradley into the store so he may meet a curmudgeon old man and toxic people. When a customer reports back to Draya, he hisses the plan in lizard (Agamatillian language) tongue. Freeman agrees and flies to Tavern Towns Mall where she informs the Mall residents, kings and queens of the arrival of the Fresh Panther-Stagnant Damon. They prepare for his arrival while praying to Kerdur Rainer, Jordan Ickermann, Wendy Chang and even more obscure weirdos like beautiful girls Bianca Gonzales and Katie Passidole. Damon’s Rude Lady X arrives and everyone gets giddy while having a nosebleed. As Damon enters, customers laugh and pick on him *but* his body crushes and is revealed to be a hell clone. Deflated this was a clone, they grow enraged and report to Billionaire Pops where Reynold Ryker and Jerry Mills scream and breakdowns. Shawna Bolds curses the Hell Clone and has everyone inside the mall hunt for Bradley’s *real* body. Draya appears and learns that once again the accursed Damon Bradley has escaped their judgement. She seeks a nerdy young man to make fall in love with her so he too, may be accused of sexual harassment for being “ugly”. It makes Draya feel better as the mall mopes, cries and whines over the false appearance of a Damon Bradley hell clone. Draya drinks a coffee while inside a Dear Franks coffee shop as she vows to locate Damon till the end of time!

## Appearances

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Bianca Gonzales (Mentioned)
* Brad McDaniels
* Gina Gonzales
* Jerry Mills
* Jordan Ickermann (Mentioned)
* Katie Passidole (Mentioned)
* Kerdur Rainer (Mentioned)
* Monica Rockwell
* Reynold Ryker
* Shawna Bolds
* Wendy Chang (Mentioned)

#### Featured Locations

* Fresh Panther
* Tavern Towns Mall

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.© Khaliq Trevor X.*