The Adventures of Moriki-Waru-Saru-Nee-Nee-To-Chan!

**The Adventures of Moriki-Waru-Saru-Nee-Nee-To-Chan!** is a comedic series that parodies anime as whole.

It follows the life of a crudely drawn, "typical" Japanese school girl, named Moriki-Waru-Saru-Nee-Nee-To-Chan.

The series never made an online introduction, though artwork and plans for a series of animated shorts exist. The exact date of creation has not been recorded, but is guessed to be 2004-2005.

## Characters

### Moriki-Waru-Saru-Nee-Nee-To-Chan

Moriki (called "Moriki-Waru-Saru-Nee-Nee-To-Chan" by all characters every time) is the main character, but sometimes takes a back seat for the sake of the anime trope being portrayed at the moment.

She has shiny black hair, enormous eyes, a never-fading smile, sharp facial features, and big breasts. She always wears her school uniform, even in bed.

### Koukiritichanota

Koukiritichanota is Moriki's designated love interest and the only well-drawn person in the series. He pines for Moriki in serious fashion, while she talks to and about him like a loud fangirl and admits to only like him because of his good looks.

### Moriki's friends

A group of three unnamed girls that follow Moriki around at school. They don't always have something to say and often function as smiling background filling.

### The foreigner

"The foreigner" is a student that takes on the appearance of an actual Japanese person. The rest of the school, with their multi-coloured eyes and hair, thinks she looks weird and don't like her because of it.

### Gitchie-Gitchie Chocolata

Gitchie is the actual foreigner in school and is a girl from France, but everyone lazily guesses America because of her blonde hair and blue eyes.

## Quotes

> ***Koukiritichanota:** "Today I'm going to tell Moriki-Waru-Saru-Nee-Nee-To-Chan the truth, that I love her..!"*
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> (He enters class, filled with exact copies of the same girl)
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> ***Koukiritichanota:** "WHAT! Why did everyone get the same hairdo today?!"*
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> ***Koukiritichanota:** "Moriki-Waru-Saru-Nee-Nee-To-Chan! Moriki-Waru-Saru-Nee-Nee-To-Chan!!"*
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> ***Teacher:** "Students, here is your new classmate! Please welcome Gitchie-Gitchie Chocolata!"*
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> (Scene changes to all students, with their multi-coloured hairdos, watching Gitchie enter)
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> ***Random student:** "Omigod and wow, she has, like, blonde hair."*
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> ***Random student:** "SHE MUST BE AMERICAN THEN!"*
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> (Shot of a cat)
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> ***Moriki:** "Omg, what a kawaii neko."*
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> ***Moriki's friend #1:** "That neko is kawaii."*
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> ***Moriki's friend #2:** "So kawaii."*
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> ***Moriki's friend #3:** "It is the kawaiist neko I've ever seen."*
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> ***Moriki's friend #1:** "Wow."*
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> ***Moriki:** "So kawaii."*
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> ***Moriki's friend #2:** "Kawaii."*
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> (Banner appears that states: "This series is sponsored by Kawaii Neko Inc.")
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> ***Moriki:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ***Moriki's friend #1:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ***Moriki's friend #2:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ***Moriki:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ***Moriki's friend #3:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ***Moriki:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ***Moriki's friend #1:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ***Moriki's friend #3:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ***Moriki's friend #2:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ''***Moriki:** "Kawaii!"*
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> ***Moriki:** "Guys, we've become popular, we should start a musical internet fad!"*
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> ***Moriki's friend #2:** "Okey, let's go!"*
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> (An electronic song starts playing as the characters stand completely still with only their fingers moving)
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> (English lyrics are heard)
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> ***Moriki's friend #3:** "CRAP, THE SONG IS ENGLISH!"*
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> ***Everyone:** "Nooooooooo!"*
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> ***Moriki:** "Find a foreign song, asap; Japanese, Swedish-"*
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> ***Moriki's friend #1:** "German!"*
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> ***Moriki:** "-something inaudible, hurry!"*
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> ***Koukiritichanota:** "Moriki-Waru-Saru-Nee-Nee-To-Chan, you are so cool, but still I treat you like one of the guys."*
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> ***Moriki:** "Oh, Koukiritichanota, you're so uninteresting and average, but you're the hottest bitch in school, so I have a crush on you."*
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> ***Koukiritichanota:** "..."*
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## Trivia

* Moriki's many names, as for her love interest's, were conceived on the spot and aren't (intentionally or knowingly) Japanese.
* Gitchie's full name refers to a piece of lyrics from "Lady Marmelade" by LaBelle.
* In some aspects, the 2010 short series Gakuen Handsome is similar to what the series wanted to be.