Cook

**Cook** "**Viande Boyardee**", also known as **Chef**, is the cook of the Phoenix Crew. They are a construct of the Flesh.

## Appearance

Cook is a small human-like creature with tanned white skin, a small nose and a round face. Their entire body (including their clothes) is made out of meat, without any bones, except for their hair, made out of muscle tissue and their teeth resemble that of a badger's.

In the **Pirate Era**, they wear a white dress shirt with the top few buttons open, light brown slacks, a brown belt with a gold buckle, and stereotypical pirate boots. They average at about 4'11" with the usual four limbs, those having the usual amounts of elbows and knees.

In the **Cruise Ship Era**, they don a chef's uniform, a white toque, a white skirt that reaches their ankles, and black Demonia-brand boots. They are 5'10 (without the hat and the heels) because of their additional knees.

In the **Eyepocalypse**, they only wear a very large white apron. They are now 6'5", and have extra elbows.

**Post-Eyepocalypse** Cook wears a black short-sleeved button-up, a chef's uniform, black jeans, and dress shoes, their hair (now naturally brown and dyed red) in a netted bun. They have heterochromia (green right eye, blue left eye), and they are back to 4'11".

## Personality

Cook is a very optimistic person, who is very excitable, yet has a sarcastic streak. They regularly say frightening or cryptic sentences, which to them sounds completely normal. They are also very protective of their cooking instruments, and of the kitchen itself, often outright threatening whoever touches either of those.

During their time in the Eyepocalypse, they become bitter and apathetic. This personality remains in the Post-Eyepocalypse, yet as a much more watered-down state.

## Relationships

Cook has expressed romantic interest toward the following crewmates:

* **Hezekiah Hill**, with who they form a very solid friendship, and later a queerplatonic relationship;
* **Joshua Galen**, a fellow appreciator of organs and gore;
* **Zachariah Gall**, the uncanny duo of the ship;
* **Eli Whitbeck**
* **Clancy Blake**
* **Micah Lukas**

They hold a very strong liking to everyone else in the crew, excepted for **Lyon Wright**, who they heavily dislike, but will come to fall in love with as well.

## Powers

* **No Spill Blood**: Cook is able to reach into humans' bodies to reach for organs, their hands piercing flesh as if it were putty. Any organs they take will regrow in less than 2 days, and the victim will not be harm by this other than a certain malaise. However, if they cut off someone's limbs they will regrow, but the victim will still feel pain.
* **Sweet Bod**: They're is able to add or retract their limbs to their choosing. The only limitation is they cannot add or retract their head.
* **Fake! Fake! Fake!**: They're able to heal any injuries almost instantaneously. This extends to their clothing since it is also part of them.

## Trivia

* Their 'true' form is a pile of meat.
* They cannot get drunk off of alcohol, and it tastes horrible to them.
	+ They can, however, get drunk off of blood.
* In the SCP AU, they are one of two Site 86 Euclid SCPs.
* Animals are naturally scared of them, with the exception of the Phoenix's cat, Providence.
* Due to their consistency, their hair is very uncomfortable to touch.
* Like the rest of Leaf's crew ocs, they represent a recent era of history. In their case, it's the industrial revolution.
* They are an approximation of a human as perceived by a practically non-sentient elder fear god.