Cletus Jasper Lee

## Role

Cletus's role within Misery Metropolis is that of a traveling purveyor of moonshine, herbs, and synth drugs. He is known to have connections with criminal elements in the city, which allows him to operate and move his illicit goods around the city without interference.

Cletus is not a member of the Gloom Squad, but he is a familiar face in the city. He often sets up his vending truck in different locations throughout the city, attracting a small crowd of customers looking for a fix. Despite the questionable nature of his wares, Cletus is well-liked among those who frequent his truck. He has a reputation for being an honest merchant and a man of his word.

Although Cletus's connections to the criminal underworld are a poorly kept secret, he has managed to avoid the scrutiny of law enforcement. He keeps a low profile, rarely staying in one place for too long and moving around the city to avoid detection. His ability to stay under the radar has made him a valuable asset to those who seek his services.

Cletus's relationship with criminal elements has also made him privy to certain information about the city. While he does not actively participate in criminal activities himself, he is aware of the comings and goings of those who do. This knowledge has made him an unintentional source of intel for those who seek to operate within the city without drawing attention to themselves.

Despite his unsavory profession and connections, Cletus is a man who values the simple life. He enjoys playing his electric banjo and spending time on his small parcel of land outside of the city. For Cletus, his role in Misery Metropolis is nothing more than an unpleasant necessity to keep his little farm going.

Cooter's Collections
## Street Name

Cletus has collected many nicknames over the years and enjoys using them interchangeably to keep his true identity secret. However, he is commonly known as "Cooter" because of the name on his vending truck, "Cooter's Collections." Only his true and trusted friends know his real name. Here are some of his other best-known nicknames and how he got them:

1. Moonshine Man: As a purveyor of moonshine, Cletus has become known as the go-to guy for anyone looking for a stiff drink. This nickname has stuck with him over the years, and he wears it with pride.
2. Herb Master: Cletus is also known for his extensive knowledge of herbs and their uses, and he's become a go-to source for anyone in Misery Metropolis looking for a particular herb or remedy. As a result, he's earned the nickname "Herb Master" from some of his customers.
3. Synth Lord: While some may look down on Cletus for selling synthetic drugs, others see him as a true innovator and entrepreneur. He's earned the nickname "Synth Lord" from some of his more admiring customers who appreciate his ability to provide them with unique and mind-altering experiences.
4. Banjo Buck: Cletus is an accomplished electric banjo player and is often seen busking in front of his vending truck. His passion for music, performance, and the banjo has earned him this nickname.
5. Bag o' Arms: With his cyber arm, Cletus can transform it into a shotgun, a banjo, and numerous other tools. His customers find this incredibly fascinating and have started calling him "Bag o' Arms."
6. Cooter's Collections: Cletus' vending truck, which he uses to sell his wares, is a bit of a fixer-upper, to say the least. It's not the most reliable, but it's home, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
7. Fly by Night Coot: The location of Cooter's Collections is always changing. Here today, gone tomorrow.
8. Truckin' Tom: When Cletus is on the road with his vending truck, he likes to use the nickname "Truckin' Tom" as a nod to his traveling lifestyle. It's also a way for him to keep his true identity hidden from any authorities who might be looking for him.

## Weapon

Transforming Cyber Arm:

1. Shotgun arm: The shotgun arm is a devastating close-range weapon that can fire a powerful blast of bullets. It's ideal for taking down multiple enemies at once or for when Cletus needs to make a quick escape.
2. Cyborg arm: The cyborg arm is a more specialized tool that allows Cletus to interface with machines and technology. With this arm, he can hack into computer systems, bypass security measures, and access hidden information.
3. Electric banjo arm: The electric banjo arm is a musical weapon that allows Cletus to control the mood of a crowd. By playing a few chords, he can inspire his allies, intimidate his enemies, or distract anyone who might be in his way. The arm can also be used as a blunt weapon in a pinch.
4. Bag o' Arm's: As mentioned before, this transformation allows Cletus' arm to become a sort of utility belt, storing various tools and weapons inside of it. The arm can expand and contract to accommodate different sizes and shapes of objects, and Cletus can access whatever he needs with a simple thought. It's a versatile and convenient tool that has saved Cletus' life on more than one occasion

## Traits & Abilities

* Speaks with a hillbilly accent and uses hillbilly slang
* Enjoys the simple life and values self-reliance
* Skilled at making and selling moonshine, herbs, and synth drugs
* Takes great pride in his crafted creations, continually improving and refining his products
* Knowledgeable about Misery Metropolis and its criminal elements
* Has connections with criminal elements in the city
* Willing to take extreme risks for the sake of his truck and farm
* Resourceful and adaptable, able to transform his cyber arm into various tools and weapons
* Charismatic and outgoing, enjoys interacting with people and making new friends
* Quick on his feet and good at evading danger, a useful skill given his line of work and connections
* Good at playing the electric banjo, which he uses as a form of relaxation and entertainment
* Reclusive by nature, but still enjoys company and conversation
* Some people count sheep, Cletus counts the stars. There's no better sleep than that had under a starry night sky
* Preaches about "transcendence from a world dominated by technology and artificiality"

## Description

Cletus's connections to the criminal underworld of Misery Metropolis began when he first arrived in the city as a young man. He was a naive and idealistic farmer who dreamed of making a fortune selling his homemade moonshine, herbs, and synth drugs.

However, he quickly realized that the city was a harsh and unforgiving place, and that he would need help if he was to succeed. He began frequenting the seedier parts of town, looking for customers and contacts who could help him expand his business.

It was during one of these outings that Cletus met a group of rough-looking men who introduced themselves as members of a local gang. They were impressed with his product and offered to help him distribute it in exchange for a cut of the profits.

At first, Cletus was hesitant to get involved with these criminals, but he quickly saw the benefits of having powerful allies in the city. With the gang's help, he was able to expand his business and establish a reputation as one of the best purveyors of moonshine, herbs, and synth drugs in Misery Metropolis.

Over the years, Cletus has become more deeply entrenched in the criminal underworld, forging alliances with other gangs and powerful crime bosses. Despite the danger and violence that comes with these connections, Cletus has learned to navigate this world with a mix of shrewdness, charm, and the occasional use of his trusty shotgun-cyber arm.

Now, he is a respected member of the criminal community, feared by his enemies and revered by his customers. Though he still dreams of retiring to his farm and living a peaceful life, Cletus knows that he will always be tied to the criminal underworld of Misery Metropolis.

## Hobbies

1. Playing the electric banjo
2. Collecting and trying out different recipes for his moonshine and brews
3. Tending to his herb garden
4. Experimenting with different combinations of synth drugs
5. Going on long walks in the woods
6. Listening to the sounds of nature
7. Open mic performances at local bars and pubs
8. Karaoke with his friends and fellow moonshiners
9. Watching old Western movies
10. Playing cards and board games with his friends

## Prompt

Cletus Jasper Lee is a traveling purveyor of moonshine, herbs, and synth drugs in Misery Metropolis with connections to criminal elements, but is well-liked for being an honest merchant. He has a transforming cyber arm that can be a shotgun, cyborg arm, electric banjo arm, and a utility belt. His nicknames include Moonshine Man, Herb Master, Synth Lord, Banjo Buck, and Bag o' Arms. He enjoys playing his electric banjo and spending time on his small farm outside the city.