ASSASSIN'S WEED RAP - Music Video

EPISODE 7

**ASSASSIN'S WEED RAP - Music Video** is the 7th Ghetto episode and 1st Ghetto Music Video of the Ghetto Smosh series. It was uploaded on June 8, 2022. It has been the inspiration for many remixes and covers.

## Plot

### Opening

"Now that nigga's got a lot of weed, I wonder if he'll rap about it?"
"Shut yo' bitch ass up!"
### Scene One: The Intro

The video starts out with a dark figure standing in brick building with barrels in it only to be reveled it's Antwon dressed up like an assassin, The scene then starts flashing between Antwon to a group of British Army soldiers presumably working with Classy Smosh walking forwards with one soldier standing out in the middle looking angrier than the rest, It then cuts to a scene of Antwon and Ghetto Ian in different outfits holding a weapon. It then cuts back to the British soldiers walking past a pile of hay with Antwon popping out of it looking at the ongoing soldiers. It then cuts to Antwon and Ghetto Ian in Blood and Crip outfits on someone's lawn while Ghetto Ian is smoking a blunt, After these scenes it shows Snoop Dogg for a second rolling a joint. After this it goes back to Antwon passing a box of tissues to the British Commander after this it cuts back to Antwon and Ghetto Ian doing gangster things. However after this scene it showcases what looks to be Ghetto Ian in some form of Top hat and Suit which has lead people to believe that this is a classy version of him drinking Hennessey. After this is cuts back to Antwon walking down a crowded street back in the assassin uniform. After this is cuts to Antwon and a group of United States soldiers and two unnamed female characters dancing.

### Scene Two: British Troubles

After the first chorus of the song ends it cuts to Antwon sitting next to an unnamed person presumed to be apart of his crew, It then cuts to a frame of Charlie playing on the Xbox smoking weed. After this scene we see someone bump into Antwon who most likely asked Antwon for some weed since he is holding his hand out towards him, However Antwon just looks at him and shrugs to him. After that scene it shows Antwon standing on top of a ledge most likely the roof of the brick building from earlier. Antwon tries to jump off the roof and land in a pile of Hay that is sitting next to a couple of British Soldiers and the British Commander he handed the tissues to earlier. Another scene of Snoop Dogg rolling a joint cant be seen here, After this is shows Antwon and Ghetto Ian at a drive through getting KFC and Antwon eating a piece of meat, After this is cuts to a scene of Antwon sitting next to Benjamin Franklin tossing a bag of weed up and down while rocking in a chair, after this is shows an assortment of clips such as: A woman at the brick building from the start, The Ghetto Gamer, Antwon in a Bloods uniform with a pistol, Antwon killing two British Soldiers and United States soldiers and Antwon dancing at the brick building

### Scene Three: Washington's Introduction

After the 2nd chorus of the song it shows a 1 Dollar Bill with George Washington on it with George Washington being Ghetto Ian dressed up like him. It cuts to a couple frames of George Washington messing around at the brick building then it cuts Antwon and Ian with hoodies and sunglasses on most likely clubbing somewhere, It also shows a couple videos of weed. It then cuts to Ian and Antwon with the United States Army rapping. It cuts to Ian saying "Stealing all yo weed, You Messed with the wrong one" most likely talking about the British Army which is odd considering that Classy people in the Ghetto Smosh world don't typically smoke weed. It then cuts to Antwon running down a crowded alley way chasing down the British Commander. The British Commander talks to two guards and tells them to protect him so he can flee from Antwon, However the guards are scared of Antwon and let him pass anyways after he threatens them with an axe. Antwon reaches the Commander's safe house to be greeted by 4 armed British Soldiers with Muskets. Antwon puts his hands up but mere seconds after this Ghetto Ian bust's down the door and takes out two of the guards with flintlock pistols while Antwon uses a hook to kill the third one, The fourth guard is seen begging for mercy but is kicked in the face by Ghetto Ian. The two walk up to the Commander and it pans over to Antwon's Axe and the Commander looking at the axe in fright then the video ends

### Scene Four: The Conclusion

The video raps up with an advertisement for the Ghetto Smosh discord and shows off a free blunt you can get just by subscribing to Ghetto Smosh, It then cuts to black and the video officially ends.

## Lyrics

Ghetto Ian: How many blunts can I smoke today?
Don't got time to count, I'm playing 2K
Shoot a nigga in the face with my Glock
If he doesn't sub to Ghetto Smosh

I'm a smoking machine, big ass blunt in hand
Why'd you have to smash my bong? I will smoke your loud, man
I'm a real street thug, smoking bowls in one's and two's
Bong water like a river, need some gay ass tissues
When I'm clubbing, I stay strapping, you could never kill me
I been ripping when I'm balling, hemp is all that I need
Watch me getting cross faded, drinking Henny, getting sloshed
Strutting through the streets watching Ghetto ass Smosh

How many blunts can I smoke today?
Don't got time to count, I'm playing 2K
Shoot a nigga in the face with my Glock
If he doesn't sub to Ghetto Smosh

Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh

Don't know how I can walk, when this weed is so good
Charlie smoked all the loud, in the motherfucking hood
Selling loud on the streets, I get money and racks
Because you're hitting me up, for that chronic you lack
My tolerance is so high that they call me Chronic Man
Roll that paper, smoke that ganja every time that I can
Take a break from the smoking to go to KFC
(What? A nigga got the munchies)

How many blunts can I smoke today?
Don't got time to count, I'm playing 2K
Shoot a nigga in the face with my Glock
If he doesn't sub to Ghetto Smosh

Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh

Antwon: Tobacco's the worst, see, it's only blunts I chief
Cannabutter, smoke another, that shit's laced with kief
It's that shit I need, pass me more of that icky leaf
Smoke my weed grinded, don't mind it, I just love weed
Out here smoking with me, see if you can hang
Tried smoking hash, that shit ain't the same
Stealing all your weed, you messed with the wrong one
Roll a pack with my wrap before this snap's done

Ghetto Ian: How many blunts can I smoke today?
Don't got time to count, I'm playing 2K
Shoot a nigga in the face with my Glock
If he doesn't sub to Ghetto Smosh

How many blunts can I smoke today?
Don't got time to count, I'm playing 2K
Shoot a nigga in the face with my Glock
If he doesn't sub to Ghetto Smosh

Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh
Ghetto Smosh, Ghetto Smosh

Ghetto Smosh