Andross

The former ruler of Venom

***"Time to fire the cereal!"**~ Andross*

**Andross**is one of the villains on the channel, though he mainly helps out as an assist trophy. Unlike his in-game counterpart however, Andross is shown to be very dumb, annoying, and an annoyance in general to other characters, especially to his arch-nemesis, Fox. Since his brain was destroyed in Star Fox 64, it left him as nothing more than a husk of what he once was, thus lowering his intelligence. It's gotten to the point that the only crimes he does on Fox are just pranks. Leaving his top henchman, Wolf, the competent one of his forces.

## Appearance

Andross takes the form of how he looks in the SNES game of Star Fox and the Smash Bros. series, which is in the form of a polygon-like grey disembodied head with red eyes. He can spit his projectiles just like how he does in Smash Bros, which they are known to be called "Square things" or "cereal", which they are linked with uranium.

## Background

Andross used to be an intelligent, merciless, and malevolent dictator of Venom who created bio weapons and warships with the intent of killing Fox, getting revenge for being banished to Venom due to his unethical experiments, and conquering the Lylat System. However, during the fateful day that Fox fought him in Star Fox 64, Fox had destroyed Andross' brain, resulting with him getting permanent severe IQ loss.

## Personality

Nowadays, Andross is known to be very silly, dumb, and all-out annoying. Despite the lack of intelligence, he is still known as one of the Smash Bros. villains, although Wolf takes this role due to Andross's role as an assist trophy. He is known to get on others' nerves, though he still has evil in him due to being responsible for the death of Fox's father. Andross also has an obsession with cereal, which he can usually be seen either eating it or spitting out the cereal.

## Episode Appearances

* Ashley and the Waa Episode 1: Assist Trophailures (debut)
* The Misadventures of King K Rool: Rise of Ridley
* Total Stuffed Fluffed Island Season 1 REMASTERED Episode 7: Annoyance through ANTICS
* Minecraft Steve and Alex's Creeper Crunch!
* Get the Barrel Rolling: A Star Fox Parody
* MARIO VS. PACMAN | 500,000+ SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL
* Robot Peashooter: "WHERE'S THE JOKE?"

## Quotes

*"Time to fire the square things!"*

*"Holy guacamole! It's Hello Kitty!"*

*"Excuse me, but I had to eat my breakfast right now, because you woke me up super early in the morning, and I needed to get my breakfast cereal. Wolf, feed me more cereal!"*

*"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. **(Jr: Ok?) (High Pitched and singing much faster)** DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUT! OUT CAME THE SUN AND DRIED UP ALL THE RAIN! THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE SPOUT AGAIN! **(Jr: \*quickly realizes what Andross is about to do\* NO!!! I'm not obeying you!)**" **~ Andross referencing Obey the Walrus***

*"Da da da da da da da! Here I come to ruin everything!"*

*"**\*GASP\*!** Well that's just rude! If I had the opportunity, I'd spit cereal at you!"*

*"Wolf, take notes. I want to do this to Fox."*

*"My cereal is linked with Uranium!"*

*"Oh, don't spoil it for me...! Okay, maybe just a little."*

*"Remember that time when we killed your daddy? Funny stuff man, funny stuff!"*

*"**\*GASP\*!!** How DARE you not make my piñata! That was my best antic idea ever and you just shattered all over it!"*

*"You won? Congratulations! Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go rub it in Fox's face!"*

*"Ha ha! Ha ha! Fox is a loser~! Oh by the way, no candy!"*

*"**\*gasp\*** Are these for- WOLF. I said I like Blow Pops, you idiot! BLOW POPS!"*

*"Hey! That's that guy I didn't want in Smash! CALL THE POLICE!!"*

## Trivia

* The scene where Andross is singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" to Bowser Jr. in the Rise of Ridley is a reference to a very old and creepy Youtube video called "Obey the Walrus" since Junior screamed at Andross that he's not obeying him, before relenting and uttering the mantra "Obey The Walrus".
	+ Similar to said video, Andross sings the first verse of the song before speeding up (though in the original video it was referencing, the song was distorted and then the rest of the song is followed with a series of trippy color patterns, a drag queen with Polio tap dancing, before they soullessly stare at the camera, and then the video ends with a picture of a Walrus).