Hunter And Niko E1 and E2 Script

Narrator: Hunters Unlucky but lucky day.

(bad singing)

Hunter: Oh, it is a beautiful day, to play cars, and Pedro pony!

Pedro (not official): *Hewwo. I'll teach you to play with cars.*

Real Hunter: Kwww.

Hunter: Kww.

Hunter: I love, the cars!

Wahahahahahahahahaha!

I don't wanna break the (paper) coconut tree, because if I will, I will make a mistake.

I will not do it anymore again!

Denny: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm Derry the dog!

Hunter: I know!

I wanna play with dinosaur!

Dog controller: *does his logo* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Hunter: Hahahahahaha! You are a poopy pants, you are a poopy paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!

Hunter: do you wanna hear my song?

Niko: Yes! \*oops\* no!

I'm not gonna hear your song.

I'm gonna shut down it for you.

Hunter: Hahahahahahahaha! I'll take that as a yes.

Niko: I wanna hear it!

Hunter: OK, here goes!

(singing first 16 words of little einsteins)

Niko: good job!

Hunter: (singing the rest)

Hahahahahahaha! you letters are stupid!

I'm going to the bathroom.

Oooh, what's this?

A peacock?

Wha- wha- what?

What am I!

Haha- (niko voice) OW!

Hahahahaha!

wanna hear my favorite song of the year?

Niko: OK, I would like to hear it!

Hunter: (sings the months of the year)

I don't wanna have bad luck anymore!

I am happy today!

Cue the credits!

Narrator: Hunter Loves Niko.

Hunter: Oh, what a beautiful day to ride a (toy) bus!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Come on and bluto!

Get on the bus! Get on the bus!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Let's play with the other bus!

Wahahahahahahaha-

Oh no! it fell down!

Ahaha!

Are you getting me?

Da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da!

20 seconds later, when the shark becomes friends! (not really)

T: Can we spell words?

A: OK, let's give it a try!

C: Kuh.

A: Ah.

T: Tuh.

A: let's sound it out.

How do you sound it out? 2x

Say all the sounds and then you drag it out.

Kuh, Ah, Tuh.

Kkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaahtuh.

Cat! Cat! Catty-Catty-cat!

A: THE SECOND

(Repeat the same thing)

D: Duh.

O: ah.

G: Guh

Duuuuuuuhaaaaaaaahguh!

Dog! Dog! Doggy, Doggy, Dog!

(repeat the same thing)

N: Nuh.

Real Hunter: ㅁㅁㅁㅁ.. 미니가!

I: Eee.

K: Kuh.

O: Oh.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkooooooooooooooh.

(reapeat the same thing)

A: say all

Real Hunter: Mmm?

A: the sounds and then you drag it out.

Hunter: LADEELADEELADEELA! 3X

PLAY XYLOPHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

(SILENCE FOR 0.5)

LALALALA-

Whoppy, whoppy, woo,

what should I-

OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!! A PEACOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a beautiful day, woooo! wooooo!

Oh, a (???)! a car!

Hunter's Mom: Hunter, Can you play an instrument?

Hunter: A bear!

I love it!

Real Hunter: Uh Oh.

Hunter: I love it, I love it, I love it, I love-

Uh Oh.

Owy ow.

Real Hunter: Oh oh, Oh oh.

Hunter: Uh oh.

Waaa!

Oooh, a piano! a guitar!

Oooh, Two buttons! a truck! maybe I'm gonna ride it with Niko. Niiiiiikoooooooooooooo!

Niko: what? I wanna ride with you.

Real Hunter: *trying to control truck*

Hunter and Real Hunter: Oooooh.

Hunter: Aaaaah, I'm trying, ey, ey, stop.

Cherie: Niko, leave him, leave him!

Hunter: Ooooooaaaaaah!

Cherie: turn this show on for us.

Hunter: Sorry

Niko: Buh-buh-buh-buh-bum.

All letters: *chattering*

A: oh what a beautiful da-a-ay!

Oh, I'm swimming in a crayon bath!

La-lee-la-lee-la-lee-la!

Splash, splash, splash!

It's so much fun!

those crayons look cool!

?: Ah, your back in the coconut tree.

All letters: talks like babi

B: Oooh! it's a crayon bath!

splash!

I'm gonna name all the colours!

Red! Orange! Green! Blue! Yellow! pause Pink! Purple! Light Green! Dark Blue! Magony!

Lavender!

Red violet!

Yay! I named all the colours!

A: i'm gonna get out.

A: everyone! let's spalsh in the tub!

All letters: 3!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!

(SCREAMING FOR 45 SECONDS)

Hunter: (inaudible)

(SCREMING FOR ANOTHER 12 SECOND)

All letters: *snoring*

Alarm Clock: r*ingtone*

A: wow! the alarm came off! what shall we do today?

Every one! It's P-Party!

All letters expect A: Hooray!

H, C, D, E, F, I, J, K,L,M,N,O,P, Q,R,S,T: I love a party! I love a party! 4x

All letters: We love a party! 17x Yay!

H: Wow! we're having cake for lunch!

P: all right! let's sing the happy birthday song to me!

and get something out of the back.

Producer: here it is!

All letters: thank you, producer!

Producer: you're welcome!

All letters: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! 2X

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR P! 2X P-HEAD!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

O: make a wish!

P: I wish for alphabet toys.

(blows)

All letters: Happy birthday P!

Stuff that is wrong:

I mentioned the comma on I love, the cars!

I didn't mention to shut it down.

Hunter mentioned to just play with the bus.

He mentioned to not play one, at least one of them has xylophone sounds.

I REALLY DO NOT MENTION THIS, BUT, I DONT WANT TIME CARDS.

I couldn't mention the O short sound, so I did ah instead.

I really hate when they say babi.

A didn't name ALL the colors, but I only knowed them.

I didnt mention who said the sing the happy birthday song to P, so I did "me" instead.

I cant find a really good producer in CCBB,because they are none, so yeah. YOU CAN'T TELL IT.

You can't say your wishes.