Marty Tanner

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## Pathetic Pinhead

### Alias

Marty
Marty Tanner
Mr. Tanner

### Origin

Tanner: The Story of Marty Tanner vs. Colin Lawton

### Goals

Kill Lawton for "slandering him" (failed)

### Crimes

Extortion
Death threats
Conspiracy
Attempted murder
Hate crimes
Intimidation
Attempted enforced suicide
Coercion
Fraud

### Type of PP

Homicidal Misanthrope

**Marty Tanner,** is the titular main antagonist of the 2023 fanfic, *Tanner: The Story of Marty Tanner vs. Colin Lawton.* He is a hateful and cowardly man who attempts to extort Colin out of 5.4 million dollars for "car payments".

He was portrayed by Michael Ciganek.

## History

On February 12, 2023, Colin Lawton had got a text from a mysterious individual. The text was sent by Marty and said to him to pay 5.4 million dollars by March 1, 2023 on his "car's extended warranty".

Colin acts sarcastically hurt about this saying "Darn". Marty then tells Colin that he will spend five years in jail. Marty then asks Colin if he wants to talk to him further, but it takes Colin a long time to respond which prompts his lawyer, Rick, to say to Colin that Marty hates to be kept waiting. Colin later tells Rick that Marty had hurt his feelings severely and nearly made him attempt suicide. Marty then speaks with Colin again infuriated that he "slandered" him, to which Colin reveals how he is an anti-semite and a racist. Marty then threatens suing Colin over this, and declares that he better watch out or he'll come to his house and kill him. Colin taunts Marty about this and says "Alright, I'll be there at 3. GET READY". To which Colin sarcastically says "OH MY LAWD". then the fanfic ends.

It is unknown what happened later specifically, but Marty never made it to Colin's house making him "more talk than action".

## What Makes Him Pathetic?

* He is seen to be xenophobic and anti-semetic as exposed by Colin during his private conversation with Marty where he said terrible things about both groups.
* He is a fraud and an extortionist and trying to extort Colin, a teenager out of 5.4 million dollars for his "car's extended warranty", and acts as a car salesman so Colin would suspect anything.
* He is a misanthrope and is often seen being hostile with people.

## What Makes Him a Pinhead?

* He attempts to make a teenage commit suicide over refusing to take his offer.
* He lacks charisma and intimidation, as while he appears as a brutish and violent person, he is more talk than action and never actually hurt anyone.
* His homicidal nature overall outshines his plan from extorting 5.4 million dollars from Colin, as he doesn't know where he lives, so his threats just come from his wrathful state of mind.
* He makes Colin pay him money through death threats, although he fails.
* He often lets his anger and wrathful nature take center stage over his plans, ultimately causing them to fail.

## External Links

* Marty Tanner on the Villains Fanon Wiki
* Marty Tanner on the Hate Sink Wiki