Masakazu Ishida

*"The world is always better when coated in sunshine and rainbows. I'd rather live in a fantasy than to face reality, no matter where I am."*

## Masakazu Ishida

### Nicknames

Kaazu (Kazu), MasaDork (by Callix Channing)

Zuii, Dodo Brain (by Jessie Vyper)

## PERSONAL INFORMATION

### Likes

Lily, Candy, Stuffed animals, Dogs, Games, Drawing, Chickens

### Dislikes

The "real" world, Sleeping, Being sad, Spiders, Vegetables

## OTHER

### Affiliations

The SSS

**Masakazu Ishida** is one of the scientists of the SSS.

## Appearance

Masakazu is a young man with light rose skin, baby blue hair, and orange eyes. He is often seen wearing an oversized, yellow dinosaur hoodie, ripped blue jeans, and black and white converses. For accessory, he wears a pair of non-prescription glasses.

## Personality

Masakazu is one of the more childish and irresponsible scientists, and is often seen slacking off or messing with Lily instead of actually working, or at least doing something productive. He sometimes states that he doesn't understand how he even became a scientist considering how lazy he is, and how he isn't fit for work because of his childishness.

Despite being somewhat intelligent, Masakazu does sometimes have delusional or downright stupid moments. Nevertheless, he never faces the consequences of his actions, and when he does he doesn't take then seriously-besides, his stupid moments make Jessie laugh, so that only adds to the list of why he doesn't really care.

Although he's one of the more normal characters, Masakazu is either a bit deranged or a bit too stupid, considering he creates and constantly overuses a dangerous substance. Annabelle states that during his time of using it, he becomes extremely forgetful, as he can't even remember what'd happened the day before. She also states that it causes him to become hyperactive and even more obnoxious than he already is. Masakazu, however, doesn't stop using this until Callix discovers it, and destroys the substance and it's source completely, deeming the situation unbelievable and stupid. Though eventually, Masakazu forgets about the substance itself and returns to being rather lazy.

## Trivia

* The name "Masakazu" is of Japanese Origin, meaning "Prosper, Peace, Harmony".
* The surname "Ishida" means "rocky rice paddy".

## Quotes

* (To Lily) *"You've only got one life to waste, so why not live every second having fun?"*
* *"Wait, so, you're telling me this is a debit card and not my license? Woah. That's technology!"*
* (About Elizabeth) *"Oh my god- can my stuffed animals talk too? Can they wave? A new world has opened up to us!"*
* *"Who would be hiding a chicken in their shirt? Not me! I don't hide chickens in my shirt! Nope! Nada!"*
* (To Lily) *"Aha! I, am, the best orange dinosaur to ever exist! And you, are, the best Lily to ever exist!"*
* *"Artificial fruit flavoring... can there be artificial candy vegetables? Can we GROW them?"*
* (To Lizette) *"Look around... why would I ever want to seriously live in a world like this? **My** vision is better."*
* *"Here is a FACT. You need sugar! And why? Because if you didn't, there would be no presentation!"*
* (To Lily) *"Children are evil creatures— look at the way they stare at the candy... they make me uncomfortable— we should go! I have a bad feeling!"*
* *"... Blue? People? Can I be blue? I don't want to be blue— I wanna be.... purple!"*