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Kaspersky

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**Dr. Milena Kaspersky** is a researcher specializing in cybersecurity, robotics, and artificial intelligence. She is a cyborg with various cybernetic implants and robotic parts that she implemented into her own body. Kaspersky is a smart and cunning woman, she has designed an entire fleet of robots and maintains an entire cybersecurity company with a top selling Anti-Virus. She can be very full of herself and thinks she is better than both robots and humans because she feels like she has the best of both worlds. She has a general distaste for robots and artificial intelligence and believes that they are lesser than humans. She usually goes by her last name, people rarely refer to her as Milena.

Kaspersky typically wears a teal shirt, dark pants, and her white lab coat. She always carries around USB drives with malicious code in her pocket just incase she needs to "test" something.

## History

### Early Life

Kaspersky was born in 1989. She had a relatively average upbringing, but was completely captivated by computers and technology. She had an interest in STEM ever since she was a kid and that passion never really died down.

In 1997, her parents founded the company Kaspersky Lab.

By the time she was 18, she had a vast amount of knowledge under her belt. As a teenager, she helped her parents with the company. She was homeschooled so that she could focus her studies on this new and growing field.

### Kaspersky Lab

After finishing her doctorate program, Kaspersky quickly moved up the ranks and took over the company from her parents.

She is currently the CEO of the company.
Duncan

**Duncan** is an ancient novel from the distant land of Gauntia. Only a handful of remaining copies exist, and it's unknown how any actually arrived in Andromeda, likely during The Old Kingdom or possibly The Ancient Era.

There are many existing print copies that can be found in libraries around The Andrometon Align. It's a widely celebrated piece of literature.

Its story is oddly similar to Beowulf.

A fully intact, original copy exists in Andrometon. Most original copies were destroyed in the Fire of the Wingfjord Regis Archive.

You can read a copy here.
Discord

## Discord

### Type of song

Brony/Remix Song

**Discord** is a remix of the song made by Eurobeat Brony of the same name.

## Lyrics

I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear

Someone else is pulling at the strings

Something terrible is going down through the entire town

Wreaking anarchy, and all it brings

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all

I curse the name, the one behind it all

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go

Now the world is being torn apart

A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony

What a terrifying work of art

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all

I curse the name, the one behind it all

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!
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Tychea Funny Colony

Official Abridged Canon***The following is OAC**. It is only considered canon in Corey's Andromeda, which is extensively modded. It does not apply to any versions of Andromeda that were used on a server.*

## Tychea Funny Colony

### Faction

The Funny

The **Tychea Funny Colony** is a colony of the Funny Empire in Tychea. It's connected to Tycheston by road, and the locals share a friendly cultural and business relationship.
Rover

Rover as he appears in Windows XP

**Rover** is a small robotic companion animal. He is just one of an entire line of other digital dogs programmed by Microsoft in the mid to late 90s to inconspicuously gather information from users. Rover typically acts like an average dog. He likes to play, bark, dig, and go for walks. However, he seems to have a strange affinity for books, images, or other articles of information.

Rover is a medium-small dog. He has golden faux fur covering his mechanics and wears a red collar with a gold tag.
Anocs Funny Colony

Official Abridged Canon***The following is OAC**. It is only considered canon in Corey's Andromeda, which is extensively modded. It does not apply to any versions of Andromeda that were used on a server.*The **Anocs Funny Colony** is a colony of The Funny on Anocs Isle. It shares the island with the much older neutral Andromedan village, Anocston, who they rarely interact with.
Sixth Kingdom of Andromeda

The debate over the Sixth Kingdom of Andromeda is a fierce and longstanding one. It has existed for as long as factions and has followed them.

The issue stems from the Old Kingdom, which was divided into five different eras, usually known as the first, second, third, fourth and fifth kingdoms, which were ruled by different royal families.

Both The Andrometon Align and The People's Order Axis lay claim to being the Sixth Kingdom.
Anocs Isle

Official Abridged Canon***The following is OAC**. It is only considered canon in Corey's Andromeda, which is extensively modded. It does not apply to any versions of Andromeda that were used on a server.*
**Anocs Isle** is an island north-north-west of Andrometon. It is home to Anocston and the Anocs Funny Colony.
Mythology of Trannyland

OAC Deprecated***The following is deprecated in the OAC**. It is only considered canon in unmodded Andromeda saves. It does not apply to Corey's Andromeda.*
The mythology of Trannyland is a diverse and sincere set of beliefs and stories.

## Unnamed 1

The people of Trannyland believe that the egg-shaped structures of RPCS-4 in Funny Villag are in fact real eggs, laid by a powerful dragon long ago as a divine gift, still waiting to hatch (despite the fact that one of the "eggs" is a fully enterable building with 3 floors.)

This dragon, said to be blue, plink and white (hence the colours of the Trannyland flag), is a grumpy being disgruntled with its birth sex. Its resultant mood swings cause thunderstorms, which the people of Trannyland have built statues for in order to appease the dragon.
Languages

The **linguistics of Andromeda** aren't very extensive, but are quite diverse considering its size.

## Kingdom of Andromeda cultures

Throughout Andromeda, Old Gothic and High Gothic were spoken throughout the days of the Old Kingdom and even to this day, especially in the Brytach Federation. In Andromeda it was replaced by English in the late Aftertimes when Solensfield adopted it to work for MEGACORP.

## Examples

### Quick brown fox

"*The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.*" English

"*Et rask brun foks springs ofer et lethunde.*" High Gothic

"*Der fuchsschnellebraune springt auber den faulenhund.*" Low Gothic

"*Þe futer brænn fúks spryngt yfir þe lat hunðe.*" Old Gothic

"*Espre aur aut aulat kutund aat kewek fom bhron kewek.*" Ancient Monican

### Lord's Prayer

*Our Father which art in heaven, / Hallowed be thy Name, / Thy kingdom come / Thy will be done / in earth, as it is in heaven: / Give us this our daily bread; / And forgive us our trespasses, / as we forgive them that trespass against us. / And lead us not into temptation, / But deliver us from evil; / For thine is the kingdom, / and the power, and the glory / For ever and ever. / Amen.*

- English

*Ar faðer wech is in himmel / Helga is ty nam / Ty kongsryk koms / Ty silst be don / in ierþ, lyk it is in himmel: / Gif us þett ar dagleigh braeð; / Ogdt foregif us ar oertreddings, / lyke wy foregif þem hwo oertred agenst us. / An lieð us not að ferlieding, / Byt leverje us fae kwea; / Fyr tys is et kongsryk, / an et kraaf, an et gloarje / Fyr æa an æa. / Amen.*

- High Gothic

## Based on

### High Gothic

Frisian (primarily), Icelandic, Norwegian, Dutch, Danish

### Old Gothic

Icelandic (primarily), Faroese, Frisian, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish

### Ancient Monican

Icelandic, Faroese, Frisian, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Welsh, Cornish, Irish, Scots Gaelic, Hindi, Latin
Rust (Album)

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## Rust

### Producer

The Living Tombstone

**Rust** is the sophomore studio album by Israeli-American band The Living Tombstone. It was officially announced on November 29th, 2023 via The Living Tombstone's 2023 Spotify Wrapped video and is set to be released in 2024, by Ghost Pixel Records, and Warner Music Group.

The album is named after Sam Haft's Tombsona, Rust, and is a follow-up to the group's 2020 debut, zero\_one, which was named after Yoav Landau's Tombsona of the same name.

## Background

It had been rumored that the follow-up to zero\_one would be titled Rust since shortly after the release of zero\_one, but the title was not confirmed until Sam Haft mentioned it in an interview for Mixdown magazine in 2023. The album was later officially announced in The Living Tombstone's 2023 Spotify Wrapped video. A rumor circulated in 2021 that the album would feature rapper Dababy, but this was quickly debunked by the duo, although they expressed a desire to work with him.

## Production

The album is written and produced by Sam Haft and Yoav Landau and produced in Image-Line's FL Studio.

## Track Listing

No information regarding the tracklist has been officially released. However, two songs that could possibly be included in the Rust album were performed live at The Living Tombstone's Halloween concerts. These songs were titled "Orphans" and "Be Alone."

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://www.tiktok.com/@eeeyeeree/video/7307101010340744478?is\_from\_webapp=1&sender\_device=pc&web\_id=7231768365034653227
2. ↑ https://mixdownmag.com.au/features/gear-talks-sam-haft/
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/LivingTombstone/status/1377811408755306498?lang=en
MEGAKORP

**MEGACORP** is en ynternasionaal konglomerat fae far fort forby Andromeda. It is et modern welt's fyrst eksplisytert partikular nationsryk and et welt's fyrst partikular risastaat.

### Properties

MEGACORP Andromsted Toer, MEGACORP Andromsted Produktfabryk, Et Behearder's Hus, MEGACORP Andromsted Boareilaan #1

## Beskriuwing

MEGACORP is a butengewoant grut korporation ogdt ryk með an oerweldet oergruted skrifræð. It strenget handhaft et rykreligie - oanbide af itsel, kapital, and "PRODUKT" - and et straf fyr netneilibjen is forbrenning.

Bycause et struktur af MEGACORP is sa orvantinget oergruted, aktes lyk oerfall, morda, vaaldta and jafnvel terrorisme aar oft oerseen. Hwilst þey aar mer likligr að gefa straf in storby plaks, in plaks af faw personns, þetts oertreddings oft gar gehielt ólest. Jafnvel aktes af terror, lyk hwat barred in Transfólkland, aar oft helly negeared.

Et mest wiidet handhafted lags in land egened by MEGACORP is thohtglæp.

## Sosjal klass

Social classes aren't subjective like we know them to be. In MEGACORP, they are strictly regulated and assigned to each individual.

* **Class A** individuals are high on the international executive baord. They are exalted like gods in MEGACORP society.
* **Class B** individuals are otherwise executives internationally or locally. They hold a great amount of social authority.
* **Class C** individuals manage particular chapters, like MEGACORP Andrometon.
* **Class D** individuals are senior workers on particular sites, for example, head of a team of workers in an individual office building.
* **Class E** individuals are average workers.
* **Class F** individuals are workers who do jobs so laborous and unethical that even class E workers are not considered for the job. Class F is used only as a disciplinary measure. Though it is not unheard of to be promoted back up to class E, the majority of class F individuals, once demoted, remain in this class, although are often reassigned to different jobs. The workplace mortality rate is 86%.
* **Redundant** individuals are not given any rights. They are not protected by The Regulations, as they are not conisdered to exist by company policy; they are not seen as conscious entities, only as matter. Most workers who are made redundant are incinerated for biomass energy or minced into feedbags (which MEGACORP call the "feedbag consultant" job.) Redundancy is usually given as a disciplinary measure to class F workers, although it is fairly common for class E-C workers to be made redundant for minor infractions.

Sosjal klasses aar not subjektyf lyk wy ken þem að be. In MEGACORP, þey aar strenget regeljed and tawized að

## Corporate culture

Culture in MEGACORP is extremely bereft. Individual expression is against The Regulations. All workers are expected to do nothing but serve PRODUCT.
Books

This is a comprehensive list of books and book series in Andromeda.

Books marked with an asterisk (\*) are unique books.

## *The Nightside Chronicles* series

The Nightside Chronicles are an ancient series of religious texts scattered around Andromeda. The majority are owned by the Church of the Observers of the Nightside Rite.

* *Vol. 1\**
* *Vol. 2\**
* *Vol. 3\**
* *Vol. 4\**
* *Vol. 5\**
* *Vol. 6\**
* *Vol. 7\**
	+ This is generally considered the most sought-after.
* *Vol. 8\**
* *Vol. 9\**

## The Andrometon Fables

* *The First Fable\**
* *The Second Fable\**
* *The Third Fable\**
	+ This book is missing.

## No series

* *Fantabulous*
	+ An autobiography of the accomplished entrepreneur Barnum.
* *Marriage and How to Survive It*
* *The Spongbo Epic*
* *New Architecture: The Nova Revolution*
* *The Tucker Diaries*
	+ Vazi propaganda book. Banned in The Andrometon Align.
* *Protocols of the Elders of Yudaea*
	+ Vazi propaganda book.

* *The Battle of Volkswald Broad*
* *The Horticulture of the Northern Territories*
* *Andromedan Wisdom*
* *Tales of Iaegaroth*
* *The Cultures of the Brytach Federation*
* *The Aftertimes*
* *Immigrant's Tale*
* *The Yudaean Genocide*
* *Trannyland Mythology*
* *The Illegitimate State of Isfake*\*
	+ This book is from the postmodern era. It somehow travelled across to Andromeda, likely through The Joke Boat, or as an illegal good from MEGACORP workers.
* *DUNCAN*\*
* *Duncan*
	+ Print copies of the book exist.
* *Killing Mockingbirds*
* *The Swell Gatsby*
* *King of the Flies*
* *Frank & Stein*
* *Catch-21*
* *The Star in our Faults*
* *The Miserables*
* *Doby Mick*
* *Of Men and Mice*
* *The Glinting*
* *Mouse*
* *Tropical Cancer*
* *Warfare and Peacetime*
Barnum

**Barnum** is an eccentric entrepreneur and the second wealthiest man in The Andrometon Align, behind the king.

He owns and operates many properties and businesses, including Barnum's Exotics.

## Idiolect

Barnum's idiolect (way of speaking) is infamously verbose and unique, often inventing eccentric words where convenient. Here is an example from an advertisement:

> Transpositionate yourselves to Barnum's Facility of the Cultivation, Grazing and Sale of Exotic Produce, Livestock and Wares Respectively! We've only the utmost finest selection of Andrometon's superlatively alienifically exotic wares and goodoids for all the purposes of any man of the heightenified classes! Why not fancy oneself to a browse of our importilated animoids and perhaps take one as a domestipet, or maybe a length of material from our undernative tallplants?
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## Antifascism

Despite being extraordinarily wealthy and morally dubious, with many describing him as a conman, Barnum is avidly and outspokenly opposed to The People's Order Axis. He facilitates the operations of antifascist workers in The Resistance in smuggling defectors out of the Volksbestellung through his exotic farm in Ranchfield, who have free access to the site grounds to transport people out of the town.
Auldburgh

Official Abridged Canon***The following is OAC**. It is only considered canon in Corey's Andromeda, which is extensively modded. It does not apply to any versions of Andromeda that were used on a server.***Auldburgh** is a historic town to the extreme east of Andrometon. It was built on the site of the last Old Kingdom's capital city centre, and is considered the cultural heartland of Andromeda.

Despite its cultural prestige, it rejects the Andrometon Align and has levied heavy tariffs against them on trade. Despite this, the kingdom still revere the town, and many visit as a sort of cultural pilgirmage.
HEA

**Historical era approximation** is a rough standard for approximating a society to a real-life European historical era.

**Primitive** - *pre-Roman*

**Archaic** - *Roman era*

**Early Medieval** - *400 - 1099*

**Late Medieval** - *1100 - 1499*

**Medieval Transitionary** - *1500 - 1699*

**Colonial Period -** *1700 - 1836*

**Victorian Period** - *1837 - 1901*

**Modern Era** - *1901 - 1950*

**Postmodern Era** - *1950 - present*

**Postpostmodern Era** - *scary future*

**First Past the Post Era** - full description

**Postman Era** - 12 seconds post-Unix epoch

**Power On Self Test Era** - beep beep, whirrrrrr

**Prepostmodern Era**
Anocston

Official Abridged Canon***The following is OAC**. It is only considered canon in Corey's Andromeda, which is extensively modded. It does not apply to any versions of Andromeda that were used on a server.***Anocston** is a village in the far west of Andromeda, on Anocs Isle, which it shares with the Anocs Funny Colony, though they rarely interact.
Volkswald Memorial Cemetery

The **Volkswald Memorial Cemetery** is a military cemetery that holds the bodies of the fallen Andromedan soldiers at the Battle of Volkswald Broad.

It has 70 graves, 39 of which are unmarked, and an additional 2 belonging to unidentified bodies.

## Notable gravesites

Sir Oliver Raleigh

Sir Thomas Randall

Sir Jackie West

Sir Conrad Reed
Alex's Farm

**Alex's Farm** is a large cultivation farm built to compete with Jacob's. Unlike his competition, Alex's still stands to this day.

## Alex's Farm

### Faction

N/A (*de jure*)The Andrometon Align (*de facto*)

### Affiliated with

Captain Crumble, The Andrometon Align, FUCK YOU JACOB Inc.

## History

There were two primary events that officially saw the end of The Aftertimes and the beginning of The Predmodern Era, the establishment of MEGACORP Andrometon and the establishment of Jacob's Farm.

When Jacob's Farm was originally built, Andrometon Village saw rapid growth as workers moved in to work on the farm. In reaction to this, Crumble Enterprises officially changed its corporate name to FUCK YOU JACOB Inc. to express opposition to the new farm, and Alex's Farm was built as direct competition.

Ultimately, Alex's Farm outcompeted Jacob's Farm because it occupied a larger area of land, and therefore produced greater crop yield. As well as declining profits, Jacob's Farm was eventually forcefully closed due to illegal practices.

## Illegal practices

Alex's Farm is often accused of being a hub for FUCK YOU JACOB Inc.'s alleged opium trafficking network, though authorities have struggled to prove its existence.
The Funny Spire

**The Funny Spire** is a structure in Funny Villag.

The Funny Spire is seen here prominently in Funny Villag.

Its purpose is to act as a nucleus for The Funny's black magic to flow into and remain in, in order to centralise The Funny's power for The Funny Emperor's disposal. It is an extremely powerful tool that could likely destroy an entire faction if unleashed.
Amtro

**AmtroOAC**, (or **TrannylandPC**), is an island and settlement in Brytach.

Port Amtro

It is notable for its MEGACORP tower, which was terrorised when the company tried to settle the village into office life. When MEGACORP Amtro failed, they then moved south to Solensfield to establish MEGACORP Andrometon, where the MEGACORP tower there stands to this day.
The Imperial Provinces

The **Imperial Provinces** is a small, scattered empire, distant from Andromeda. It is a rump state of the former Vuryn Empire, which flourished during The Aftertimes.

While the Vuryn Empire was significantly centralised, the Imperial Provinces have federalised and allowed greater freedoms of identity and religion in order to adapt to their new conditions. Its present existence is analogous to that of the Brytach Federation.
Wenceton

**Wenceton** is a new town and capital of the Wenceton parish. It was built with the purpose of becoming the northern capital serving Corey's Estate, northwestern unincorporated territory, and to some extent the Northern Territories. Its creation redesignated the northern unincorporated territory as a parish.
The Nightside Chronicles

**The Nightside Chronicles** is a series of sacred literature with 9 volumes, of which, 3 are famously withheld from their owners, the Church of the Nightside Rite.

* The Nightside Chronicles Vol. I
* The Nightside Chronicles Vol. II
* The Nightside Chronicles Vol. III
* The Nightside Chronicles Vol. IV
* The Nightside Chronicles Vol. V
* The Nightside Chronicles Vol. VI
* The Nightside Chronicles Vol. VII
* The Nightside Chronicles Vol. VIII
* The Nightside Chronicles Vol. IX
The Andrometon Align

**The Andrometon Align** is a kingdom and the largest faction in Andromeda. It incorporates Andrometon, Weston, Sorweston, Little Midmonton, Oxpeak, Soneblum, the Pirate Village, the Northern Territories, Corey's Estate, Helog and Lowsmarsh, as well as a large amount of unincorporated territory.See more

### Type

Kingdom (presently)Military and trade union (formerly)

### Settlements

Andrometon, Weston, Sorweston, Corey's Estate,

### Religion

Spongboism officially, but allows freedom of religion

### Enemies

The People's Order Axis, The Funny, MEGACORP Andrometon

## History and beliefs

Originally formed as a military alliance headed by the short-lived **Royal Town of Andrometon** and shared between Weston, Sorweston, Ponton, and the Northern Territories, however it quickly agreed to form into a full kingdom, though Ponton opted out, instead forming Ponton Hold. Though the name Andrometon Align was perhaps no longer appropriate as a kingdom, it remained.

Later, the settlements of Rockmine, Corey's Estate, Oxpeak, Little Midmonton, Crumbletown, Frostvale, Luno, Helog, Lowsmarsh, Bountfarm Glade, Wenceton and Amstell were built and incorporated, as well as the existing town of Soneblum, which was invited. Several colonies were also established. Attempts to incorporate Larstead, Althaz, Overweston, Anocston, Purpur Bay and esepecially Auldburgh and Ponton have been made, but without success.

The Andrometon Align sees itself as the rightful continuation of The Old Kingdom, with the House of Andromeda claiming itself the successor family of the Old Kingdom royals. The Andrometon Align also believes itself to be the Sixth Kingdom of Andromeda. These claims are disputed by The People's Order Axis, which makes the same claims of itself, whereas all other factions remain neutral.

## Culture

The culture of the Andrometon Align varies between settlements. Broadly, it was radically influenced by the missionaries from The Western Doctrine, and the cultural impact of converting to Spongboism was much less significant.

Class divide is one of the main differences in Andromedan culture. For example, while most Andromedans release their dead to sea, the lower working class are known for burying their dead, an honour which is usually only reserved for nobility and those lost at war.

## See also

House of Andromeda

Denominations of Andromeda
Northern Territories

The **Northern Territories** are a loose collection of buidlings and settlements to the northeast of Andrometon, next to Andrometon North.

## Northern Territories

### Faction

The Andrometon Align

The region is known for its unique and traditional culture, as well as its reverance of folk religion. Like Auldburgh, it is held up as a sort of cultural time capsule.
Chinca

OAC Deprecated***The following is deprecated in the OAC**. It is only considered canon in unmodded Andromeda saves. It does not apply to Corey's Andromeda.*

### Enemies

Freeland

**NONDESCRIPT EASTERN COUNTRY THAT IS DEFINITELY YOUR ALLY** (**东方的永恒国是您永恒的朋友我们承诺**), more commonly known as **Chinca**, is a country to the extreme east of Andromeda.
The Ancient Era

**The Ancient Era** was the first of four eras in Andromeda. This era began when a Monican tribe, the astrotheist Andromedans, settled in the area we now know as Greater Andrometon, especially around Andrometon North.

The era began to wind down as new technologies were developed and civilisation began to grow. It officially ended when the first Andromedan Monarchy was established.
The Old Kingdom

**The Old Kingdom** was the second of four eras in Andromeda history, where lands near and far, which would now include Amtro, Brytach, The People's Order Axis, The Andrometon Align, The Funny and many lands further, were under the control of one monarchy. The people of this era had mastered technologies and magic that was beyond that of current-day Andrometon, although was certainly behind things like MEGACORP.

The Old Kingdom abruptly ended as a direct result of The Event.

## The Old Kingdom

### Origin

Rapid industrialisation of ancient Monican tribes (See The Ancient Era)
Overweston

Official Abridged Canon***The following is OAC**. It is only considered canon in Corey's Andromeda, which is extensively modded. It does not apply to any versions of Andromeda that were used on a server.***Overweston** is the proscribed name given to an unnamed village to the west of Sorweston, outside the boundaries of any factions. It is known for its uniquely colourful architecture.

The village was formed by Andromedan objectionists when the Andrometon Align was formed. Though they welcome visitors, who come for the pub, stables and moss ponds, they have always flatly rejected invitations to be incorporated. They do not have a government and remain neutral on regional issues.
The Ranchfield Commune

**The Ranchfield Commune** is a fifth positionist faction and agricultural commune in Ranchfield, Andrometon. It was established on the grounds of the old Andrometon Ranch after it was closed by many of its former workers, as well as others from The Cestarian Commune and Andrometon.

## The Ranchfield Commune

### Slogan

The Freedom of All is Essential to My Freedom
Learning roadmap

Want to learn about the lore of Andromeda, to any extent, but don't know where to start? Follow this roadmap to make it easier.

## Step 1: Factions (Essential)

The first page you want to read is Factions. Then read the four pages under The Four Factions. You don't have to read about the Fifth Positionist factions, just know that they exist.

## Step 2: History (Essential)

To have any real involvement in the server, you should familiarise yourself with the four historical eras.

## Step 3: Places (Essential)

Learning about places is also essential.

Andrometon

Solensfield

Der Volksbestellung

Funny Villag

Northern Territories

Weston

Sorweston

MEGACORP Andrometon Tower

Pirate Village

## Step 4: Architecture (Essential)

You should really learn about the various styles of architecture before beginning. I am very anal about this and will give you a good telling off if you fuck up on the architecture.

Architecture

## Step 5: World

Still here? Ok.

MEGACORP

Freeland

Chinca

Isfake

You should also check back on the Fifth Positionist factions.
Sorweston

**Sorweston** is a chartered village to the far southwest of Andrometon, and south of Weston known for its apricot grove and tavern, the Lonely Knight Inn.

It is a part of the **Westons Parish** of The Andrometon Align.

## History

Since their incorporation into the Align, both Sorweston and Weston had seen very little investment (besides military defences) from the state, which led to discontentment in the Westons Parish, especially during a period of immense urban sprawl in Andrometon, which led many people in the parish to feel like kingdom funds were being heavily misallocated.

Eventually, though, when the Westons Parish was named an earldom, Weston was granted a large stipend for development, and the village rapidly expanded and began to flourish. While this sated the discontentment in Weston, Sorweston did not receive any such investment whatsoever, and its inhabitants feel like they are living in their shadow.

Because of this chronic lack of investment, a vicious cycle began where increased poverty led to increased crime, which led to more suspicion from the government, which led to less investment, and back to increased poverty. Sorweston is now regarded with great suspicion in the Align, and it is home to many anti-establishment texts, whose writers remain anonymous.
AustinYeeeed

I'm just a virtual bandana boi. I play games and stream stuff. I found this community through... "cultured content" and curiosity. I try to follow the twitch streams as much as I can and watch the vods. I think I joined sometime around... June 2020. I like reading, writing, playing games, streaming, working out, and my bandana. I don't like people that go out of their way to hurt others and I don't like people forcing their opinions on others like they're facts. Porn is good for the heart, and so is smut. Black is black and white is white.(Duh.)

...Oh yeah, Virtuallylewd is pretty hot, not gonna lie.
Solensfield

**Solensfield** was a small village immediately north of Andrometon Village. Once the village agreed to MEGACORP's offer to help modernise the area, they built a large office block for the inhabitants to work in. They then built communal bedrooms in the basement, and then after that, the village was abandoned, the entire populace moving into the tower block. MEGACORP seized the village's assets and "donated" them to itself, leaving the village to decay.

The original Solensfield villagers still live in the MEGACORP tower to this day. The village has since been absorbed by Andrometon as a borough.
Lowsmarsh

Official Abridged Canon***The following is OAC**. It is only considered canon in Corey's Andromeda, which is extensively modded. It does not apply to any versions of Andromeda that were used on a server.*
**Lowsmarsh** is an odd riverside hamlet. The grass it sits on is darker than usual, and emits a strange steam. The settlement is fenced in and has a gate.

## Lowsmarsh

### Faction

The Andrometon Align?

It is not officially incorporated as a settlement, and was built on land originally meant to be in Hyfield Borough. It has never officially pledged allegiance to The Andrometon Align, and has been poorly receptive of the Andromedan Guard trying to enter.
Factions

In the Andromeda server, there are four main **factions**, as well as several **fifth position factions**.

## The Four Factions

The Andrometon Align

MEGACORP Andrometon

The Funny

The People's Order Axis

## Fifth Positionist factions

The Cestarian Commune

The Brytach Federation

The Ranchfield Commune

Ponton Hold

Andromedan Cosmotheism (*de facto*)

Bandits(?)

## Historical factions

The Old Kingdom

Res Publica Contra
The Crumbly Crew

**The Crumbly Crew** is an ancient and extant pirate group led by the undying Cap'n Crumble. Once fierce criminals who terrorised the seas of The Old Kingdom, The Crumbly Crew now work as hired buccaneers as a chapter under The Andrometon Align.

## The Crumbly Crew

### Religion

Pluralistic but predominantly Spongboism and The Western Doctrine

### Enemies

The Funny, The People's Order Axis, MEGACORP Andrometon

They date back to the Kingdom of Gauntia at the latest, as they are mentioned in Duncan.
Factions and their denominations

Some information is OAC-exclusive, marked in *italics*. Information changed in the OAC is ~~struck through~~.

## The Andrometon Align

The Andrometon Align divides itself into parishes and territories (usually unnamed), as well as four unincorported regions which fall under crown ownership but no parish or territorial ownership. Each settlement in the Align has its own parish, of which it is partially responsible for keeping and maintaining. The Andrometon parish further divides itself into boroughs, due to its size. Territories are small, outlying properties or settlements which do not meet the criteria for parishes. These territories are usually islands. (Note that the Northern Territories is a parish, not a territory; the name predates this system.)

### Parishes *Some parishes are earldoms. Earldoms are marked with \*.*

* Andrometon parish
	+ Andrometon Village borough
	+ Solensfield borough
	+ Lower Solensfield borough
	+ Lake District borough
	+ Circa Hlanda borough
	+ Newtown borough
	+ Hyfield Woods borough
	+ Andrometon North borough
	+ West Midmonton borough
	+ Ranchfield borough
	+ Joshua Gardens borough
	+ ~~Sithegrens borough~~
* The Northern Territories\*
* ~~Weston parish~~
* ~~Sorweston parish~~
* *Westons parish\**
* Little Midmonton
* Sorweston parish
* Crumbletown parish
* Oxpeak parish
* Corey's Estate
* Rockmine
* *Soneblum parish*\*
* *Wenceton parish*

## The People's Order Axis

The People's Order Axis largely does not divide itself. Most of its territory is under direct governance. According to statute, only its colonised settlements are treated as divisions of the federal land, however, to date, it only has one colony.

## MEGACORP Andrometon

MEGACORP Andrometon is a unique faction, in that it is the only one without any "core" territory. Rather, it operates as an interspersed connection of properties and settlements. These include:

* MEGACORP Andrometon Tower
* MEGACORP Andrometon Product Factory #1
* Pod City
* MEGASphere in Unincorporated Andrometon Territory
* MEGAPyramid at Sorweston

Many MEGACORP properties have been annexed by The Funny, namely The Joke Boat and MEGACORP Andrometon Oil Rig #1.

## Brytach Federation

The Brytach Federation is comprised entirely of various autonomous settlements. These include:

* Brytachyé
* Trancia
* Perlshaw
* Laewaes
* Satbury
* Helmford

## Cestarian Commune

The Cestarian Commune does not divide itself.
Weston

**Weston Village** is a village to the far west of Andrometon and directly south of the Funny Villag.

### Faction

The Andrometon Align

It is located in the **Westons Parish**, along with its southern neighbour town, Sorweston.

## History

The village is located exactly south of the Funny Vilag, separated only by a river, which The Funny have built a bridge over, which was later blocked off by inhabitants of Weston.

The Funny once built a bridge into Weston as a part of outreach. Two inhabitants of Weston actually converted to The Funny, and changed certain aspects of their house in a way that is in keeping with Funnystyle. This was soon met with a fiercely unwelcoming reaction, however, and the bridge was blown up.

Eventually, fears about The Funny grew worse yet. Weston would eventually build a strong wall along the river, complete with watchtowers and a guard base. Around this same time, the entire village was invested in, following visions of making it the Align's second major settlement and preparing it for the perceived threat of a Funny invasion.
Oxpeak

**Oxpeak** is a mountainous coal mining town near Ranchfield, and sits on the border of The People's Order Axis. The town is notable for its abject poverty.

## History

Oxpeak is a relatively new town, built after the destruction of Jacob's Farm to satisfy the resource demands of new developments, as Rockmine was deemed insufficient. Like Little Midmonton, Oxpeak was briefly made a borough of Andrometon, but this was undone after heavy pushback.

## Politics & culture

Oxpeak is governed officially by the town's elder. Unlike most settlements in the Andrometon Align, the people of Oxpeak bury all of their dead, rather than the most significant; this is customary among the Andromedan working class. They also observe a sect of Spongboism culturally closer to The Western Doctrine.

As a lower working class village, Oxpeak is unique in the kingdom for its commoners' cemetery.
Rockmine

**Rockmine** is a riverside mining & hamlet built early in the history of the Andrometon Align to help supply construction resources. Residents live and work on site. It was acquired by the Mars Company later on. It is also incorporated as its own parish, making it the smallest parish in the kingdom.

## Rockmine

### Faction

The Andrometon Align

It is adjacent to the Hyfield borough of Andrometon.
RPCS-1

**RPCS-1** is an unnamed Res Publica Contra structure in the Great Sea.

It is a black magic conduit, meaning that its purpose is to allow black magic to flow through in. Specifically, it is a repository, meaning that it is supposed to localise and concentrate magic into one focal point, coordinated with several others.
Bountfarm Glade

Official Abridged Canon***The following is OAC**. It is only considered canon in Corey's Andromeda, which is extensively modded. It does not apply to any versions of Andromeda that were used on a server.***Bountfarm Glade** is a small, unincorporated farming hamlet bordering the Westons parish, next to Alex's Farm. It specialises in exotic agriculture and exists as minor competition to the farm with a quality-over-quantity business model.
Et Alde Kongsryk

**Et Alde Kongsryk** we et twad af foer æras in et hystory af Andromeda, wer lands tightby and far, hwæch ked inkludere Transfólkland, Et Brytach Federasjon, Et As af Et Befel af Et Folk, Et Ofstrimm af Andromsted, Et Fyndið ogdt maanga lands farder, wer under et kontrol af enn kongsveld. Et volk af þett æra hene beheard apparattes magies dyt wene forby at fan Andromsted af noverandi dae, alhwol sekert wene efter tings lyk MEGAKORP.

Et Alde Kongsryk einige brau as en direkt resultaat af Et Barren.

## Et Alde Kongsryk

### Origin

Fluch yndustrialsating af alde Monican folkstams (Sych Et Alde Æra)
Andrometon Align relations

The article attempts to register all of the relations the Andrometon Align has with other factions.

## MEGACORP Andrometon

MEGACORP Andrometon is the only faction not to maintain any relations with others. Its only formal relations were with Solensfield, when they built the tower and employed their population.

Through its actions, it can be inferred that they are largely indifferent to the sovereignty of the factions in Andromeda, placing properties and settlements in chartered territories. Many liken the looming, silent threat of MEGACORP to that of the Res Publica Contra over The Old Kingdom.

MEGACORP originates from Earth. Their arrival in Andromeda(clarification: the region, not the galaxy) was initiated by the MEGACORP Galactic Outreach Program, a programme dedicated to interplanetary colonialism.

## The Funny

The Funny and the Align have sour relations. During talks between the two, the Funny Emperor expressed an indifference towards the Align's sovereignty, stating that he is only concerned with the furthering of his people.

The relative neutrality between the two factions hangs on the fact that The Funny only take an interest in swampland and dark oak forest, the former of which the Align has no current interest in settling, but the latter may be of future interest, creating anxiety around the future for the Align.

Anxieties are also present due to The Funny's use of black magic and their interest in Res Publica Contra ruins.

## The Brytach Federation

The Andrometon Align and the Brytach Federation have maintained largely positive relations since the Align's establishment.

As the Brytach Federation had already existed for some time by the incorporation of the align, it was long believed that the formation of the Andrometon Align was largely inspired by it, and this was confirmed by The King who later stated that the Charter of Federation, the document that marked the formation, was modeled after the Brytachyé Accord, the document that united the Brytach Federation.

The Brytach Federation refuses to accept The King as their ruler, asserting their sovereignty. However, they fully recognise his right to rule and the sovereignty of the Align, a stance over which the Andrometon Align is sympathetic, and the Align similarly recognises the full sovereignty of the Federation. As to the Sixth Kingdom question, the Federation has opted to remain neutral. Their official stance is that the Federation and the Align are "brothers in the continuity of the Old Kingdom."
The Funny

**The Funny** is a mostly primitive nomadic faction in Andromeda and the only known faction to possess magical capabilities.

### Enemies

The Andrometon Align, MEGACORP Andrometon

## Culture and Religion

The Funny practice a religion wherein they worship an abstract entity known as The Funny. They often practise human sacrifice whenever a bad joke is told, as this displeases The Funny. They also practise black magic.

The slogan of The Funny is "smegma", a quote by Cason Mohen, a mythological character that is central to The Funny. It is said that he called these words aloud in a time long ago in the distant land of "Glaucestea."

The Funny have a long history of nomadic movement.

## History

The Funny began on a remote island when a MEGACORP-manufactured ship, The Joke Boat, weighed anchor by their village for a TV show. They immediately began worshipping this bizarre structure and commandeered the ship and its staff. This is when they adopted English as a formal language. As the Joke Boat was heavily centred around comedy, the tribesmen adopted this as a religion, which over time mutated and became very hardline.

Although primitive, The Funny are able to control The Joke Boat, and sail it across the world in seek of MEGACORP oil rigs (they believe oil to be pure piss.)

## Philosophy

The Funny believe that piss is truth and that truth is piss; that these two concepts are completely one and the same. In their native language, Funny, they only have one word for both concepts: pis. They believe that human urea is impure piss, as it is only translucent and highly viscous. Crude oil is pure piss, as it is very low in viscocity and entirely opaque. They fuel the Joke Boat on "the purest piss", the residue at the bottom of the distillation chamber during the oil extraction process; as it happens, this is coincidentally the correct method, as this "purest piss" happens to be heavy fuel oil, which it runs on.
Andrometon Align-Brytach Federation relations

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The Andrometon Align and the Brytach Federation have maintained largely positive relations since the Align's establishment.

As the Brytach Federation had already existed for some time by the incorporation of the align, it was long believed that the formation of the Andrometon Align was largely inspired by it, and this was confirmed by The King who later stated that the Charter of Federation, the document that marked the formation, was modeled after the Brytachyé Accord, the document that united the Brytach Federation.

## Overall relations

The Brytach Federation refuses to accept The King as their ruler, asserting their sovereignty. However, they fully recognise his right to rule and the sovereignty of the Align, a stance over which the Andrometon Align is sympathetic, and the Align similarly recognises the full sovereignty of the Federation. As to the Sixth Kingdom question, the Federation has opted to remain neutral. Their official stance is that the Federation and the Align are "brothers in the continuity of the Old Kingdom."
RPCS-5

**RPCS-5** is an unnamed Res Publica Contra structure in The Bog of Treachery.

It is a black magic conduit, meaning that its purpose is to allow black magic to flow through in. Specifically, it is a repository, meaning that it is supposed to localise and concentrate magic into one focal point, coordinated with several others.
Barnum's Exotics

**Barnum's Facility of the Cultivation, Grazing and Sale of Exotic Produce, Livestock and Wares Respectively**, better known as **Barnum's Exotics**, is a farm in Ranchfield, Andrometon, owned by Barnum which grows exotic plants such as dark oak trees, acacia trees, jungle trees and giant mushrooms, breeds exotic animals such as llamas, parrots, pandas, ocelots and mooshrooms, and cultivates low-supply, high-value crops such as pumpkins, melons, beetroot, bamboo and cocoa. Though private land, the path through it is public access.

It is also used as a trafficking hub for smuggling defectors out of The People's Order Axis.
Urban development in Andromeda

Urban development in Andromeda varies considerably between varying factions.

## The Andrometon Align

The urban development of the Andrometon Align has evolved rapidly and dynamically over time.

### The Aftertimes

During the Aftertimes, the settlements on the land now incorporated under the Andrometon Align (Andrometon Village, Weston, Sorweston, Solensfield and the Northern Territories) were very low-density settlements. Residences were typically built as single-family homes and they were all built separately, rather than as units. In Andrometon, houses were generally built in arbitrary spots, whereas in the Northern Territories they were built wherever the land permitted. Weston, Sorweston and Solensfield all used the same planning model and architecture, as it was the most convenient for the local resources.

The only notable exception is the housing tower project in Andrometon. Far head of its time, it stands several storeys tall and consists entirely of affordable flats. It was built on the turn of the Premodern era, as workers began moving in from elsewhere for the rapidly expanding Jacob's Farm.
Res Publica Contra

**Res Pvblica Contra** (also written **RESPVBLICACONTRA**, then **RES•PVBLICA•CONTRA**, then **RES PVBLICA CONTRA**), usually written **Res Publica Contra** or simply **RPC**, was(?) a republic near the Old Kingdom, with which it was in perennial war. RPC was described by Old Kingdom scribes as much smaller in numbers, but possessing such a mastery of black magic that the mights of both states parallelled one another.

## RES PVBLICA CONTRA

### Enemies

The Old Kingdom

The name roughly translates to 'The Republic Against' or 'The Anti-State.'

## Fate

Documents from the Aftertimes writing about The Event are notoriously vague. Although the assumption since then has been that it also destroyed RPC, Andromedan historians have become recently very concerned over the fact that none of these sources ever mention the destruction of RPC, only of the Old Kingdom.

Some believe that The Event was most likely to have been an attack from RPC orchestrated to end the unending war victorious.

Because no historical texts ever mention the fall of RPC, some fear it still exists. However, the few structures that remain are entirely uninhabited.