Dangerous Domanick/Transcript

* Dangerous Domanick
	+ **Dangerous Domanick/Transcript**

NARRATOR: THE ENGINES ON THE RAILWAY WERE FEELING OVERWORKED. THERE WERE MORE GOODS AND PASSENGERS THANKS TO THE SUMMER HUSTLE

* SHOWS RED TED STRUGGLING WITH TWO HUGE TRAINS AS A MIDDLE ENGINE\*

RED TED: THIS IS NOT RADICAL ONE BIT.

NARRATOR: SOON SOME ENGINE WENT ON STRIKE AND THE STOUT DIRECTOR NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING.

STOUT DIRECTOR: OH DEAR. THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR MY RAILWAY.

NARRATOR: SO HE WENT TO THE MAINLAND. HE THEN FOUND AN ENGINE IN THE SIDINGS, LOOKING SAD.

DOMANICK: \*IN A EXAGGERATED VOICE\* WOE IS ME. I HAVE NO RAILWAY TO WORK ON. WOE IS ME.

NARRATOR: SUDDENLY THE STOUT DIRECTOR HAD A IDEA!

STOUT DIRECTOR: WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK ON MY RAILWAY? THERE IS A LOT OF WORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE!

DOMANICK: I WOULD LOVE TO!

STOUT DIRECTOR: ALRIGHT. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

DOMANICK: DOMANICK. SIR.

STOUT DIRECTOR: HOW MUCH DO YOU COST?

DOMANICK: I'M FREE SIR! NO RAILWAY WANTS ME. WOE IS ME!

STOUT DIRECTOR: ALRIGHT, THEN IT’S SETTLED!

NARRATOR: THE NEXT DAY DOMANICK CAME TO THE ISLAND.

DOMANICK: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE FELL FOR IT!

NARRATOR: HE THEN SAW PAUL SHUNTING TRUCKS IN THE YARDS.

DOMANICK: \*HOLDING IN HIS LAUGHTER\* IS THAT A PEA CAN ON WHEELS?

* DOMANICK SNEAKS UP ON PAUL. EVERY TIME PAUL LOOKS BACK HE QUICKLY PUFFS AWAY\*

NARRATOR: THEN IT HAPPENED.

DOMANICK: TAKE THIS!

* PAUL LETS OFF A CARTOON SCREAM AS HE IS BEING PUSHED INTO THE TURNTABLE\*

PAUL: OUCH!

DOMANICK: MAYBE LET AN ACTUAL SHUNTER DO THE WORK HERE, YOU USELESS BRAINLESS PEA CAN

* PAUL STARTS TO CRY\*

DOMANICK: OH BOO HOO. MAYBE FIND A PILE OF BUSHES YOU CAN REST IN. NOBODY WILL NOTICE OR CARE ABOUT YOU ANYWAYS. HAHAHAHAHA!!

* DOMANICK CHUFFS AWAY\*

NARRATOR: THE NEXT DAY WHEN GREGORY CAME TO PICK UP HIS TRAIN. IT WAS STILL IN THE SIDINGS.

GREGORY: PAUL WAKE UP! MY TRAIN IS DUE! I CAN’T BE LATE!

* GREGORY BLOWS HIS WHISTLE LOUD. BUT TO NO RESPONSE\*

GREGORY: UM, PAUL? THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES!

NARRATOR: THEN YANDALL CAME IN.

YANDALL: YOU WILL GET NO RESPONSE. I HAD THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME EARLIER TODAY. PAUL SEEMED TO JUST. DISAPPEAR. HAD TO SHUNT THE TRAIN ALL BY MYSELF.

NARRATOR: SOON, DOMANICK CAME IN.

GREGORY: HAVE YOU SEEN PAUL TODAY?

DOMANICK: OH, THAT PEA CAN ON WHEELS? PROBABLY BROKE DOWN BECAUSE HOW WEAK AND STUPID HE IS. I TOLD HIM JUST WHAT I THOUGHT OF HIM YESTERDAY. SAID HE COULD FIND A PILE OF BUSHES TO HIDE IN!

NARRATOR: THE ENGINES WERE APPALLED BY THIS.

YANDALL: PAUL MAY BE A BIT ANNOYING SOMETIMES. BUT HE IS A HARD WORKER, AND THE RAILWAY WOULD NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT HIM!

NARRATOR: SOON THE STOUT DIRECTOR CAME.

STOUT DIRECTOR: WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT, EH? I WAS JUST EATING MY BURGERS WHEN I SEE 3 OF MY ENGINES SITTING DOING NOTHING!

YANDALL: YOUR NEW ENGINE BULLIED PAUL AND SAID HE MIGHT AS WELL HIDE IN THE BUSHES.

STOUT DIRECTOR: IS THAT SO? WELL GO TO YOUR SHED DOMANICK. BEING A BULLY IS NOT ALLOWED ON MY RAILWAY!

DOMANICK: YOUR “RAILWAY” IS FULL OF SOFTIES THAT CAN’T TAKE A JOKE OR SPEAK THEIR MINDS. I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

NARRATOR: AND HE BLEW STEAM AT THE STOUT DIRECTOR!

STOUT DIRECTOR: WHY IM GONNA-!

NARRATOR: SOON DOMANICK WAS CHUFFING DOWN THE LINE.

DOMANICK: WHAT ELSE CAN I DO HMMM..

* DOMANICK SPOTS A SIGNAL BOX\*

* A LIGHT BULB SHINES OVER DOMINICK'S SMOKEBOX\*

DOMANICK: HELP HELP! SIGNAL MAN!

NARRATOR: THE SIGNAL MAN WOKE UP!

SIGNAL MAN: WHAT'S WRONG?

DOMANICK: THERE IS A RUNAWAY, CHANGE THE POINTS QUICK!

SIGNAL MAN: ON IT!

NARRATOR: BUT THERE WASN’T A RUNAWAY. IT WAS JUST JAMIE AND HIS GOODS!

JAMIE: I SAY, WHY IS THE NEW ENGINE STOPPED ON THE LINE?!

DRIVER: AND WHY ARE WE GETTING SWITCHED ONTO THE RUNAWAY LINE?!

JAMIE: HIT THE BRAKES DRIVER, NOW!

DRIVER: I AM!

JAMIE: OH NO! BRACE FOR IMPACT!

* JAMIE GOES DOWN A INCLINE TOWARDS THE TOWN\*

JAMIE: WE ARE GOING TO HIT THE CHIP SHOP-

* CRASH!\*

CRAZY GUY 1: AYE. WHO IS THIS TO POP INTO HERE?!

CRAZY GUY 2: LET'S SHOW HIM!

* BOTTLES AND FOOD ARE THROWN AT JAMIE\*

JAMIE: OUCH! STOP! IT WASN’T MY FAULT!

NARRATOR: SOON, THE STOUT DIRECTOR CAME. HE WASN’T HAPPY!

STOUT DIRECTOR: DOMANICK. LEAVE MY RAILWAY. YOU HAVE CAUSED NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!

DOMANICK: \*UNDER HIS BREATH\* IF IT'S EVEN A RAILWAY!

STOUT DIRECTOR: ERM, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

DOMANICK: I SAID BET I CAN RUN AROUND THE WHOLE RAILWAY WITHOUT STOPPING. WATCH ME!

* DOMANICK ZOOMS AWAY\*

DRIVER: JUMP OUT! OUR ENGINE IS INSANE!

FIREMAN: DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!

* DOMANICK RACES ALONG ON THE LINE, EVEN CAUSING A PIECE OF TRACK TO MELT AND CATCH FIRE\*

DOMANICK: WOW. IS IT ME OR IS IT GETTING HARDER TO CHUFF-

* DOMANICK’S RODS SOON STARTED TO BEND AND SNAP, NOT BEING ABLE TO TAKE THE SPEEDS DOMANICK WAS HITTING.\*

NARRATOR: AS HE SPED ALONG THE TRACKS HE FIRST FELT HIS RODS BEND AND SNAP, NEXT WHEELS START TO RATTLE AND SHAKE, AND THEN HIS FRAMES COME APART!

DOMANICK: OUCH! MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE AGREED TO THOSE REPAIRS.

NARRATOR: WITH A CACOPHONY OF SNAPS, CRACKS, AND GROANS, DOMANICK CAME TO A GRINDING HALT ON THE GROUND. SOON, PAUL CAME WITH THE CRANES TO RESCUE HIM, AND WHAT REMAINED OF DOMANICK WAS SENT TO THE WORKS. OL’ DOMANICK GOT BETTER THAN WHAT HE DESERVED. HE GOT TURNED TO A COACH HEATER, AND NEVER CAUSED TROUBLE FOR THE STOUT DIRECTOR’S ENGINES AGAIN.