Joan Quotes

## Running Alone

**Frypan:** I think he's in shock.

**Minho:** I would be too if my crush punched me in the face.

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**Joan:** I'm not going to fight you.

Then you'll die.

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You do realise how crazy this sounds right??

**Minho:** Yeah, we do.

**Joan:** You call it crazy and we call it a Tuesday.

... it's Thursday?

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Slinthead, I'll throw you to the sun!

**Minho:** Shuck you, I am the sun!!

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**Joan:** \*talking about Newt\* I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like him a little.

**Frypan:** You doodled your wedding invitation.

**Joan:** No, that's our joint tombstone.

**Frypan:** My mistake.

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**Joan:** My crush is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?

Punch him in the stomach and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

**Minho:** Tackle him.

Kick him in the shin.

No to any of that! Just ask me to lean down!

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**Joan:** I want someone to take me out

Like on a date or with a gun?

**Joan:** Surprise me

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Where have you been?

**Joan:** Asleep

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For 3 days?

**Joan:** Yes

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You have friends and I envy that.

**Joan:** You're welcome to share my friends.

\*looks at Minho and Newt\*

I don't want those.

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**Minho:** I feel like shit.

**Joan:** You look like it, too.

\*they fist bump\*

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I like you.

**Joan:** I... like you too?

No, Joan, I... *really* really like you.

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**Joan:** I'm never leaving. Your bed is more comfortable than mine.

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You underestimate how much you mean to me. I wasn’t about to let them hurt you. And I certainly wasn’t about to let them even consider killing you.

**Joan:** Aww. You sweet talker.

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What are you doing?! I told you, get out of here! Now!

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It’s alright, they’re gone now... are you alright? Hey, look at me; are you hurt at all?

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**Joan:** Okay, I get it now.

**Minho:** You do?

**Joan:** Yeah!

**Minho:** Are you sure?

**Joan:** No.

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## Maze Runner

**Joan:**
THOMAS!

How’d you know it was me?!

**Joan:** It’s always you!

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I like you.

**Joan:** I see.

It would please me if you liked me too.

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**Joan:** Oh yeah, that guy, he totally hates me for some reason that I can’t remember.

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**Joan:** Or maybe he's just off his shuckin' rocker.

No, that can't be it.

**Joan:** I'm pretty sure it can be.

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**Joan:** Thomas knows he's my brother!

Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

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We have the entire Maze mapped out

**Joan:** Mm…

Here are all the sections laid out for you, we’ve been doing this for years.

**Joan:** Mm…

Stop “mm-ing” me!

**Joan:** It’s my listening noise!

Listening doesn’t require noise!

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## Scorch Trials

**Joan:**
Look we don’t want any trouble

I do

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## Death Cure

Do you hate me?

**Joan:** How could I not, after everything you’ve done?

That’s not an answer.

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**Joan:** I think that I am very hard to love.

Not to us. Loving you is the easiest thing we've ever done.

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**Joan:** I thought you might not love me anymore.

How could you say that?

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You know you can't save us both.

**Joan:** Shut up! I'm trying to think.

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**Joan:** Hey, well, if we're both going crazy, then we'll go crazy together, right?

Yeah, crazy together.

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So, what do we need?

**Joan:** Brothers who don't eat like barn animals for one.

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**Joan:** Bye.

See ya.

**Joan:** Miss you!

That's weird.

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I don't see the point in leaving, this is a perfect and respectable place.

**Joan:** Yeah, no, I've got another family that's a way off from here and I need to find them first. No questions.

Not to mention we've been replaced. With a bunch of blobs and cubes and birds and shit.

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We hav to find the bunker--

**Joan and Thomas:** ASAP

**Joan:** Jinx. A-B-C-1-2-3. Personal padlock.

How do you even--

**Joan:** You can't speak!

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Yeah, I do trust her.

**Joan:** Coming from the dude who trusted emails from a "Nigerian Prince".

Tundea was not a prince, he was king. And he was unjustly deposed!

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Hey, so if I was to cut Joan's head off, would she grow two?

**Joan:** Harley. Would I?

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I've just never had my ass handed to me like that before. It was like, "here, it's your ass'.

**Joan:** What the--

I think he has a concussion.

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