1000 Ways To Die:The Real Imagination

This show will be the same but with new imaginary deaths.Some of the episodes will have their 6th or 7th deaths replaced to another episode,it is neither on the 6th or
the 7th place.Creating in some of the episodes that have a missing death and even 34 new episodes.The Deathies will also be replaced with 7 new deaths

# Season 1

This season has seven parts and it is in 2-2-2-1 order

## Episode 1:Life Will Kill You

### 315,Semi-cide

August 26,1998 in Las Vegas,NV
A man is run over and cut in half by an 18 wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot.His upper body and legs are accidentally sent to separate hospitals,making the medic crew lose some time.The man dies of pain and he bleeds out

### 212,Constriction Accident

November 5,1995 in New York,NY
A construction worker who comes to work drunk comes to work with a hangover.He accidentally activates the dumping mechanism and buries a fellow worker under three tons of sand and dies from crush asphyxia

### 351,Fang Banged

July 27,1979 in Corpus Christi,TX
A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother.When he ducks,he falls onto a rattlesnake which bites him near his heart and he dies from the venom

### 171,Lesbocution

September 14,2004 in Memphis,TN
After being involved in a series of bad relationships,a woman decides to become a lesbian.While going home to have sex with a female friend to celebrate her coming out,the woman takes off hen high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted

### 543,Love Bugged

January 4,1978 in Paris,France
A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom.Electing to ride out the symptoms of his latrodectism,he suffers a fatal heart attack,knocking over his reptile tanks as he collapses.The released animals then feed on his corpse for two weeks before it is found by police

### 435,Tumble Die

December 21,2001 in Los Angeles,CA
A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and dies of being battered around and excess heat within minutes causing hyperthermia

### 911,Steal-y And The Beast

May 23,1999 in Riverdale,AZ
A man who hated his old clothes decided to go to a clothing store where he starts stealing t-shirts,jackets,pants and sandals.While stealing the last one,a police guard shows up which he hides inside the sandal area,only to get caught by a police guard who enters the back door instead of the front door,causing him to be surrounded when he opens the front door.While he is being surrounded,he knocks down a stack of sandals,crushing him to death when the putter goes through his body

## Episode 2:Hard Lives,Easy Deaths

### 782,Freeze Died

October 19,2003 in Joliet,IL
A man working at a mafia owned South Philadelphia meat packing company is deliberately locked in a walk in freezer out of revenge for stealing cuts of meat and getting his employer's 17 year old granddaughter pregnant and dies of hypothermia

### 155,Dive Bombed

August 1,1998 in Honolulu,HI
A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving.At 12,000 ft,they all suffer from decompression sickness and crash,causing the plane to explode and killing everyone aboard

### 46,De-coffinated

March 29,1974 in Haiti
A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin,causing paralysis.Believed to be dead,the poisoned brother is buried alive and his corpse is later found by grave robbers,having succumbed to suffocation.Shortly before the brother's death,he tried to claw his way out with his fingers,wearing them down to the bone

### 176,Steel Spiked

January 11,1986 in Hollywood,FL
A boy is seen playing with a shield with spikes but slips forward after he steps on a wet floor,causing the shield to go through the woman's scalp who was fixing hen car this instant

### 1,Hotfish

July 5,2006 in Springfield,MO
A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and attempts to use it.The suit is so constricting however that he cannot get into the water fast enough and he dies from heat exhaustion

### 750,Fur Burger

2nd century in Scotland
A group of people made an execution by wrapping a boy in freshly killed animal skins,tying him to a tree and leaving him to be eaten alive by whatever carnivores happened to be in the area (a flock of vultures in this case)

### 419,Freak Death

May 31,2009 in Riverside,CA
A girl who broke up with his crush drinks 12 times a year.The girl becomes slurry and hen senses become useless which she gets cardiac arrest and dies within a few weeks later.The last wine that she drank was actually filled with crushed shabu

## Episode 3:Unforced Errors

### 256,Habeas Corpse

May 1,1998 in Los Angeles,CA
Trying to impress a new workmate,a lawyer runs head on into a window on the fortieth floor of his office to prove it unbreakable,a stunt he had done multiple times without any injury.Unfortunately,the window gives way and he falls to his death

### 194,Chippin Dale

August 11,2003 in Yuma,AZ
While two men are shredding tree branches in a woodchipper,one of the branches jams the woodchipper.Anxious to go home,one of them foolishly tries to unjam the woodchipper with his foot but his foot gets stuck in the machine and his entire body is shredded to pieces

### 417,Gasketballed

November 21,1993 in Kenosha,WI
A young couple in college climbs into a giant helium filled basketball.Although they enjoy it at first,they begin to find it difficult to breathe in it after a while.Realizing that they need to get out,they try to but cannot because they are unable to find the zipper to open it.They eventually suffocate to death due to the lack of oxygen

### 409,Me So Hornet

September 27,1992 in Lubbock,TX
A man doing lawn work is confronted by his wife for sex and agrees but she says he has to get rid of a hornet's nest first.After failing to get it down with a rake,he gets a paintball gun and shoots the hornet's nest,knocking it to the ground.The hornets attack him and he dies from anaphylactic shock due to an unknown allergy to hornet venom

### 150,Dumbrella

January 13,2007 in Barnegat,NJ
A sword swallower trying to perform despite dwindling audiences and an unstable economy takes a bet to swallow an umbrella.However,the release button is accidentally hit in the process and the umbrella is lodged in his esophagus.This closes off his trachea and causes internal bleeding and choking,killing him

### 654,Killdo

January 31,2004 in Roanoke,VA
While eyeing a handsome grocery store clerk,a woman gets the idea to use a peeled carrot as a dildo during hen nightly masturbation session.While using the carrot during hen session,a rough cut slices hen vaginal wall,letting air into hen circulatory system.An air bubble travels to hen heart,blocking hen blood flow and the woman dies from an air embolism

### 239,S\*\*\* Dead

July 11,1990 in Boone,CA
A man who hates all birds with a burning passion scares a sparrow hawk out of his lawn but when the bird flies over him,it drops a load of s\*\*\* on the man's face which ends up entering his mouth.A week later,he dies from salmonella at the hospital due to the bird c\*\*\* that he accidentally ingested

## Episode 4:Death Over Easy

### 45,Butt F\*\*\*\*\*

December 21,1978 in Mobile,AL
A man falls asleep while smoking and sets himself on fire.He is rescued,taken to the hospital and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his 3rd degree burns.After 3 weeks in the hospital without a cigarette,he bribes a nurse to let him outside for a few minutes.He smuggles a cigarette out and lights up but the ashes from the cigarette ignite his bandages.As he struggles to put the fire out,his wheelchair rolls down the ramp and at the bottom,his oxygen tank explodes causing 4th degree burning

### 757,Frightmare

June 15,1995 in Fargo,ND
A woman suffers from SUNDS (Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome) and dies in hen sleep from cardiac arrhythmia,brought on by an intense nightmare that she could not wake up from

### 333,Oprah Winfried

November 12,1986 in Folsom,CA
An obnoxious former death row inmate whose sentence was commuted to life without parole (much to the disgust of his lawyer) is watching The Oprah Winfrey Show on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the power cord in an attempt to fix his TV reception

### 270,Em-bear-a\*\*\*\*

April 16,2001 in Palmdale,CA
A man under the influence of magic mushrooms comes across a group of furries in animal costumes engaged in sexual encounters around a campfire in the desert and attempts to join in but is rebuffed.He mistakes a nearby mother brown bear for one of the participants and is mauled to death

### 131,Midnight Choker

December 18,2006 in Gary,IN
A man impresses bar patrons by swallowing a billiard ball (the 8 ball in particular) and then bringing it back up.He tries to repeat the trick with a cue ball but the larger diameter size of the ball prevents him from pushing the ball back up his throat and he asphyxiates

### 819,Window Pained

August 22,1998 in Atlanta,GA
A peeping tom spies on a woman dancing around hen house in lingerie.He partially enters a window to get a better look but is spotted and accidentally hits the window support.The window breaks his neck between the C2 and C3 vertebrae,killing him

### 651,Broke Back Cowboy

April 12,1996 in Lassen County,CA
A wannabe cowboy who wants to become a big actor is talking to his manager when suddenly his horse trips over a stone,sending him to the floor,breaking his neck and killing the cowboy

## Episode 5:Dead and Deader

### 638,Wel-dead

March 13,2005 in Long Beach,CA
An adrenaline junkie working at a metal shop connects a welder to his ear piercings to administer an electric shock and adrenaline rush.He turns the voltage on the welder to the maximum setting and the electricity disrupts his natural electrical rhythms,causing cardiac arrest

### 309,Trailer Trashed

May 1,1979 in Aberdeen,SD
A newly married man attempts to unclog his new RV's toilet with bleach since other attempts to unclog it are unsuccessful.The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas which suffocates him

### 962,Nite Capped

December 31,2003 in Los Angeles,CA
A group of revelers celebrate New Year's Eve by shooting a stray bullet into the air.Unfortunately,the bullet comes back down and hits a man in the shoulder several miles away.The bullet goes through his shoulder and pierces his heart,killing him

### 816,S\*\*\* Faced

September 19,1983 in Sparta,KY
An alcoholic recovering from throat surgery asks his wife to give him an enema consisting of sherry.The alcohol bypasses his digestive tract and is absorbed directly into his bloodstream unfiltered by the liver,causing alcohol poisoning and he later dies

### 398,Dead Eye

May 15,1993 in Glendale,CA
A high school physical education teacher demonstrates the javelin and makes an impressive throw.Running to retrieve the javelin,he turns around and yells to the class,only to impale himself through the eye on the javelin when he turns back around,driving it into his brain

### 735,Found D-eat

May 11,1984 in Caballo,NM
A girl along with other women is a member of a church and on the way to find peace.The leader tells the girl to enter the water and meet Brother Alligator in order for Wendy to find peace.She then gets dragged underwater where she drowns and devoured by the alligator,much to the disgust of the other women

### 292,Domin-a-dead

February 27,2006 in Tonopah,NV
A 32 year old virgin looking to have sex with a hooker is chosen by a dominatrix who makes him wear a latex suit and a ball gag as she is punishing him.The man soon has an allergic reaction to the latex suit and ends up dying because his cries of distress were muffled by the ball gag and the dominatrix thought he was groaning from pleasure,not pain

## Episode 6:Death Gets Busy

### 668,Deep Fried

October 26,1999 in Akron,OH
A metal shop worker with serious anger issues is fired after his co workers and boss grow tired of the man's outbursts.When he returns to work to get revenge on his boss,the latter shoves the former in self defense into a vat of hydrochloric acid which eats away at the former employee's flesh and internal organs

### 571,Gorgeous Gorge

May 2,2004 in New York,NY
A supermodel who uses bulimia to keep herself thin orders everything on the room service hotel menu and stuffs hen face with food.When she goes to the bathroom to throw up,hen stomach ruptures from eating too much food and she dies

### 470,Inflate-dead

June 4,2005 in Bakersfield,CA
A porn addict reads a dirty magazine while inflating a truck tire.Distracted by the magazine,the man forgets to check on the tire.After a while,the tire explodes from over inflation,lodging pieces of shrapnel from the metal tire rim into his brain and killing him

### 781,Botoxicated

August 16,1998 in Carbondale,IL
A woman desperate to get rid of hen wrinkles hires an inexperienced doctor to administer botox in hen home.The man unknowingly injects pure botulinum toxin into hen face,resulting in intense pain and paralysis.While lying in a hot tub trying to relax,the woman's entire body becomes paralyzed and she slips underwater and drowns

### 792,Choke A Lot

March 27,1975 in Peachtree City,GA
Two dim witted kitchen aides play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room.The powder impairs the alveoli in their lungs and they are asphyxiated

### 378,Sex Ray

March 12,2001 in Jackson,MI
A man is having an xray of his head taken when the doctor and nurse begin having sex in the control room.They accidentally hit the exposure button repeatedly while having sex,eventually giving the patient a lethal dose of radiation

### 114,Last Strike

November 10,1992 in Los Angeles,CA
A university football player gets wasted so much that he gets the attention of a police guard,he tries to run away from him but he smashes through a mirror,thinking that his reflex was someone else and bleeds to death

## Episode 7:The Lighter Side Of Death

### 192,Dung For

October 25,1986 in Aberdeen,TX
A farmhand on the run from his boss for hitting on the farmer's daughter hides in a manure truck.A load of manure is dumped on the farmhand,suffocating and crushing him

### 464,Brain Worms

December 21,1978 in San Francisco,CA
A couple eat live snails and ingest Angiostrongylus cantonensis,parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains where they feed on their brain matter until the couple dies with the man telling his crush that he's a closet homosexual just before it happened

### 310,Abracadaver

November 12,1995 in Flint,MI
A second rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick".He taps the pistol (loaded with blanks) with his wand,not noticing that a piece of it has broken off and fallen into the barrel.When his ex crush assistant fires the blank in his direction for the illusion,the piece is propelled into his neck,severing his jugular vein and he bleeds to death

### 389,Weed Whacked

February 8,2002 in Fort Wayne,IN
Two stoners run out of marijuana so they look for other things to light up.They unwittingly decide on North America's most toxic plant,poison sumac and are killed from flash pulmonary edema caused by its irritating urushiol fumes

### 857,Rebel Without A Pulse

July 4,1867 in Anniston,GA
Soon after the American Civil War,a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad.All of the shooters miss but the deserter still dies as he suffers a heart attack brought on by his intense fear of being shot

### 443,Wanted Instead

January 29,2009 in White Plains,NY
A drunk guest tries to get in a fight with a girl's crush,smashing a beer bottle to intimidate him but the man accidentally cut his hand instead,causing a small piece of glass to get into his blood flow,it causes damage to the heart and kills him

### 295,Kill Basa

August 16,1996 in New Orleans,LA
A man who wants to impress women with a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12 inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh.However,he ties the sausage so tight that it cuts off his circulation.The blood in his clogged artery forms into a clot over the next several hours,eventually killing him at a night club

## Episode 8:The Good,The Bad And The Dead

### 276,Face Offed

December 21,2007 in Las Vegas,NV
A Las Vegas showgirl shaves hen legs with a rusty razor blade.When she accidentally cuts herself,she contracts a group A streptococcal infection which develops into necrotizing fasciitis (flesh eating bacteria).The bacteria in hen blood stream breaks through a pimple on hen face and starts eating away at hen face.She eventually dies from sepsis

### 420,Recoiled

May 28,1994 in Tres Piedras,NM
A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is going to the bathroom,during which time a snake coils itself around his rifle.When he goes to pick the rifle up afterwards,the startled snake pulls the gun's trigger,shooting him in the chest and killing him

### 190,Sucked Offed

February 3,2000 in Amarillo,TX
An escaped female convict hides from police for forty five minutes in a lake full of leeches.When she comes out of the water,she is too weak to move from hypothermia and blood loss and dies from exposure

### 600,Reformed

March 24,1989 in Pico,CA
A thief hides in a dumpster which is then emptied into a garbage truck.When more garbage is emptied on top of him,the thief is trapped and the load of garbage is compacted,crushing him

### 643,Finished

July 17,2004 in Lake Havasu City,AZ
A woman catches a fish for the first time.As she pulls it from the water,it flies through the air and lodges in hen throat.The design of the fish's scales prevents her from pulling it out and she chokes to death

### 360,Butt Plugged

November 9,1992 in El Segundo,CA
A newly released convict driving drunk with a hooker in the front seat shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer who pulls him over.When the officer shoves the con against his truck for talking back,the can is activated,soaking the con's rectum with the spray and fatally eating it away

### 548,Rolled Death

April 19,2003 in Palm Desert,CA
A gold digger marries an old man for his money.However,hen veil gets stuck in the car rim,causing hen neck to be wrapped with it and later decapitates her.The old man never heard hen head hitting the asphalt

## Episode 9:Death Be Not Stupid

### 123,Gas-hole

May 19,2002 in West Glacier,MT
A wanted drug dealer hides out in the wilderness.Wanting to get drunk but having no booze and not willing to get caught by authorities by setting foot in a bar or liquor store,he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle,thinking that he can drink it because it contains ethanol.However,he is unable to keep it down and when he vomits it back up into his campfire,he is engulfed in flames

### 497,Ichi-boned

November 21,1987 in Tokyo,Japan
A young shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love.One day,after a bottle of plum wine,they try again and this time succeed.Their hearts are not physically ready for such a shock however and they both die from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms

### 637,Jake N Baked

December 15,1990 in Long Beach,CA
A narcoleptic metal worker falls asleep in a curing oven.When a friend/co worker locks him in and turns the oven on to 600F for 12 hours,not knowing that the man is in the oven,he is burned alive

### 459,Die It

June 12,2003 in Evanston,IL
A woman who is desperate to lose weight swallows tapeworm larvae.They eat everything she does and eventually breed,spread throughout hen body and start eating hen internal organs,killing her

### 335,Pained Gun

September 20,2006 in Simi Valley,CA
A pair of high school boys film themselves doing drive bys on people with a paintball gun as part of a hare brained plot to become viral video stars on a video website.When the gun malfunctions,one of the boys shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph into the larynx of his friend which breaks his neck and kills him

### 799,My Will Be Done Immediately

March 4,1998 in Catalina,CA
A retired man suffers an unexpected fatal heart attack while spending time with his friends and spouse at a club and dies on the spot

### 620,Deadliest Catch

July 17,2000 in Willard,NM
An easily agitated electrician tries his hand at fishing to calm his nerves but is frustrated by not being able to make a catch.He strings a 12,000 volt electrical wire into the lake to kill the fish but accidentally steps barefoot off the wooden boat seat onto the metal of the boat floor,electrocuting himself

## Episode 10:Cure For The Common Death,Part I

### 27,Red,White And Blew

July 4,1983 in Lawrence,KS
A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the 4th of July by launching a firework from a homemade launcher.When it fails to work,one of them looks down the barrel of the launcher and the firework explodes in his face,shattering his skull into his brain

### 55,Bank Ruptured

December 21,1978 in Bordeaux,France
A man with the eating disorder pica manages to fill his stomach with metal objects which eventually cut the surrounding veins and arteries,filling his stomach with blood.His stomach soon bursts and spills blood into his abdomen

### 740,Guitar Zeros

July 23,2005 in Beijing,China
Two Chinese heavy metal music lovers spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud music while jumping back and forth on their beds.On this particular occasion,one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls six stories to his death.His friend follows suit and jumps out after him

### 655,Radium Girls

January 5,1920 in Orange,NJ
In the 1920s,a group of women who work at a factory that uses paint containing radium to create fluorescent watch faces notice that the paint also glows when applied to their skin.They eventually expose themselves to huge amounts of radiation after repeated applications (mostly using the radioactive paint as glow in the dark body paint for their lovers during sex).While most of them died from bone cancer,the survivors filed one of the first successful workers rights lawsuits against the company and won,leading to increased safety standards in American workplaces

### 641,Oz Holed

August 19,2001 in San Dimas,CA
Two teenagers obsessed with rock legend Ozzy Osbourne snort fire ants in celebration of Ozzfest,believing an urban legend that Osbourne had supposedly done the same with fellow rocker Nikki Sixx.The ants immediately latch onto their nasal passages and trachea and proceed to bite and sting them repeatedly,causing swelling and eventual suffocation

### 127,Great Hanged

January 28,2009 in Atwater Village,CA
A person drinks days on with his friends and doesn't have to take care of anything.Few hours later,he needs to come up with something that does not involve an explanation about the books because his wife is returning home but takes longer to return due to a complicated operation.Being tied with his arms above him,he has trouble breathing and dies from heart failure within the next minutes

### 393,Tanked Girl

December 21,1978 in St.Augustine,FL
A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface.A maintenance worker,not knowing that the diver is in the room releases the pressure of the room,causing hen body to instantly explode

## Episode 11:Death,A User's Manual

### 264,Gut Busted

February 20,1998 in Naperville,NV
An obese man starts belching constantly while on a date due to numerous peptic ulcers lining his stomach.Thinking that the belching is simply due to gas,he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to stop it.Instead,the impact causes his stomach to burst,leaking acid into his abdomen

### 44,Destroid

October 24,2003 in Seattle,WA
A body builder who uses anabolic steroids and human growth hormones on a daily basis dies of a heart attack due to cardiomyopathy caused by the steroids

### 412,Text Dead

August 19,2005 in Irvine,CA
A man is texting his crush while driving,asking about where she should be picked up.Unaware that the two's paths are about to meet,the man accidentally runs over his crush in his pickup truck when she unknowingly steps out in front of it

### 97,Pissed Off

July 3,1992 in Monrovia,CA
An Irishman on a golf course in the United States is recovering his ball from the rough when a rat runs up his pants leg,scratches it and urinates on him.The urine seeps into the scratch,causing leptospirosis which kills him a week later

### 754,Car Jacked

June 5,2004 in Manatee,FL
A car thief attempts to steal a muscle car by descending from the garage ceiling by a rope.His leg becomes tangled in his rope,leaving him suspended upside down.Unable to free himself,the thief eventually dies from rising blood pressure and multiple strokes caused by the venous hemorrhaging in his skull after 48 hours

### 537,Clown Faced

August 11,2007 in Miami,OH
A disgruntled alcoholic clown who ironically was coulrophobic as a child drives to a birthday party for his next job.When he stops short in front of the party,a canister of CO2 rolls up against his seat,inflating a giant balloon while he is still in the car.He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late and dies when the balloon presses him against the windshield and he suffocates

### 696,Paintful Death

July 24,2005 in Mobile,AL
An artist who is told by his boss to paint the walls does'nt read the instructions,causing the paint gun with the spray paint to stop working.He tries to fix the paint gun by shaking it around but it aims through his leg instead,causing it to swell up,split his femoral artery and enter his bloodstream,killing him after the chemicals damaged his brain

## Episode 12:I See Dead People And They're Cracking Me Up

### 807,Water Logged

August 12,2007 in New River,AZ
A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his rectum,rupturing his large intestine.He passes out from massive internal bleeding and pain and drowns

### 259,Funny Boned

January 19,1997 in Mesa,AZ
An easily amused man dies of cardiac arrest after laughing for 36 hours straight over an unknown and unmentioned punchline to a joke

### 337,Bowed Out

November 21,1995 in Kobe,Japan
A nervous Japanese man and his future boss bow to each other.They accidentally bump heads which causes an unknown aneurysm inside the would be employee's brain to rupture and he dies

### 941,You're So Vein

July 5,2007 in Albuquerque,NM
An inmate being executed by lethal injection initially does not react to the chemicals that were injected because the strap restraining his arm is acting as a tourniquet.When his restraints are undone,he confronts the witnesses.But before he can do anything,the poison takes effect,finally killing him

### 881,Doggie Style

April 2,2001 in Jasper,TN
A drunk shoplifter flees a convenience store with just a hot dog.He shoves the whole thing down his throat and chokes to death on it

### 124,Dead Me Stallion

May 25,2009 in Ojai,CA
A girl who has'nt seen hen bestfriend in a long time spends with her.They went to a barn due to hen like of horses and rides with them.When she rides the last horse,she falls dead on the floor due to its penis damaging hen urethrous

### 869,Heart On

October 19,2005 in Tooele County,UT
A mentally unstable man attaches jumper cables to a cow heart that he bought from a slaughterhouse and tries to use it as a sex toy.At first,he attaches the cow heart to a car battery but when it does not work for him,he tries hooking it up to a 110 volt wall socket and is electrocuted

# Season 2

## Episode 13:Death On Arrival

### 746,Titty Titty Bang Bang

June 6,2006 in San Diego,CA
A woman decides to become a stripper after months of doing low level temp work and not earning enough to support hen dreams of being an actress.Thinking that hen breasts are too small for her to be a good stripper,she decides to get large breast implants to compensate.However,the plastic surgeon who gave her the implants was unlicensed and the implants that she got were substandard and filled with water containing dissolved oxygen instead of silicone.While on a plane,the atmospheric pressure causes the implants to expand and explode,blowing out the woman's chest and killing her from heart exposure

### 121,Forked Up

July 13,2006 in Chester,PA
Two men under the influence of marijuana decide to play on a forklift.One drives while the other is pulled on a platform behind him attached with a rope but when the rope gets caught under the tire of another vehicle,the rope constricts around the rider so tightly that it severs his torso

### 243,Unintented

June 15,2009 in Jerome,AZ
During a hike in the desert,a nymphomaniac dumps hen crush after discovering that he cannot satisfy her.She spends the rest of the time masturbating inside hen tent until a freak wind sweeps the tent into the air with her still inside.After flying for a while,the tent crashes into the roof of a shed,fracturing the woman's skull and killing her.The man who discovers the tent on his porch later opens it to find the dead body

### 317,Tali-bombed

April 1,2005 in Patna,Iraq
Two would be terrorists plan to blow up a police station with a bomb involving a suitcase filled with semtex using a GPS timer.They set the timer for one hour from one of their watches but he forgot to reset it for daylight savings time,causing the bomb to blow up,killing both men

### 399,Vike O Done

1011 AD in Hvarslo,Norway
A Viking kills and decapitates his rival and he swings the severed head in victory.However,the teeth of the head accidentally strike his thigh,causing an infection that he dies of blood poisoning ten days later

### 920,Deadliest Munch

June 7,2008 in Stockton,CA
A lesbian comes home to find that her lover burned their dinner for the evening.To lighten the mood,the woman's lover reveals that she is wearing a candy bra and G string.The lesbian begins eating the G-string but it snaps and then she chokes to death on it

### 613,Dead Meat-eorite

May 11,2006 in Woodland Hills,CA
At an outdoor pool party,a man tries to make friends by telling them about Christianity but is unsuccessful.Later while standing beside the pool to talk to a girl,a stray meteorite descending towards Earth strikes him through the chest,killing him

## Episode 14:Death Bites

### 196,A\*\* Phyxiated

April 6,2005 in Omaha,NE
A travelling salesman with a fetish for fat women meets an extremely overweight woman,seduces her and manages to get her to have sex with him.She passes out on top of the man after climaxing and suffocates him

### 856,Work Of Fart

March 5,2005 in Boston,MA
To prepare for a fraternity farting contest,a college student hires a flatulence trainer known for his unconventional methods.The trainer applies a lit blow torch to the student's buttocks and is killed when the student's gases set him on fire

### 404,Crash-endo

September 9,1996 in New York,NY
A talented but clumsy violinist who worships hen hands rolls on top of hen ankle and falls down a flight of stairs.Refusing to break the fall with hen hands,she slams hen head against the wall when she reaches the bottom and dies of a skull fracture

### 945,Vermin-ated

August 4,2003 in Macon,GA
A convicted robber on the run hides in a drainage pipe and gets stuck.Later that night,rats appear and start eating him alive,eventually eating into his brain

### 296,French Fried

December 23,1988 in Milwaukee,WI
A French maid performs for a dying elderly millionaire in bed who is hooked up to a respirator to bring oxygen into his body.The maid plugs Christmas lights in and wraps them around herself which causes the house's circuits to overload and the power to go out.The respirator stops operating and the man dies from lack of oxygen

### 647,Bomb-bino

June 27,1994 in Palermo,Italy
An Italian man who made the mistake of borrowing money from the Mafia without being able to pay them back is forced to dig his own grave as two mobsters,ignoring his pleas,have a picnic nearby.While digging,the man unearths a World War II fragmentation grenade which he throws at the mobsters picnic area,not knowing what it is.The grenade explodes in the mobsters faces,killing them instantly but the man is spared because the mound of dirt that he created from digging acted as a barrier

### 936,Die-agra

November 4,2001 in Darien,CT
A woman in a failing marriage secretly grinds up three Viagra pills and puts them into hen brother's beer in an attempt to jump start his sex drive.The man then gets a call from his spouse and takes three more Viagra pills before going to hen house.The spouse later drops another three pills into his beer.During sex with his spouse,too much blood rushes to his penis because of the 900 mg overdose of Viagra,depriving his brain of blood and eventually killing him

## Episode 15:Up With Death

### 855,MR-ouch

May 4,2005 in Peoria,IL
A night nurse who is an ex army medic is mugged by a gun toting drug addict during hen shift.She tries to knock him unconscious by giving him prescription drugs but they are ineffective.The addict soon tries to rape the nurse and she lures him to an MRI room by stripping.She then turns it on to disarm the addict but he has a steel plate in his skull which the magnetic force of the MRI machine attracts.The man flies into the machine,hitting his head on its top and dies of brain damage from the massive blow

### 395,Succu Offed

July 19,2008 in Tucson,AZ
Two stoners with a large collection of cacti return from the Arizona Desert with a stolen Saguaro cactus.They celebrate by drinking a brew of mezcal and peyote.In a shared hallucination,the Saguaro tells them that they will be punished for stealing it,causing them to flee in panic.One falls on an Agave plant and gets impaled through the heart while the other runs head on into another Saguaro and its needles impale him through the eyes and into his brain

### 524,Coming And Going

September 2,1997 in Palmdale,CA
A movie make up artist rides home with hen crush on the back of his motorcycle.The vibrations of the bike arouse the woman to the point of orgasm and for a moment she forgot that she is on the motorcycle.She briefly lets go and ends up tumbling onto the road,breaking many bones and dying of internal organ damage

### 294,Coffin Nailed

January 13,1989 in Cold Spring,KY
A necrophiliac working in a morgue has sex with a corpse but forgets to secure the casket it is in before driving it to a funeral home.When a car comes out in front of him,the man makes a sudden stop which flings the casket forward and hits the driver in the back of the head,severing his brainstem

### 353,Greased Is The Word

May 17,2001 in St.Louis,MO
A would be robber plans to rob a jewelry store.He puts a pair of pantyhose on his face as a mask which prevents him from seeing clearly.He wanders into a gun shop instead where the customers and clerks (all legally armed and acting in self defense) shoot him multiple times until he dies from a fatal shot to the heart

### 661,Blades Of Gory

January 18,2009 in Halifax,Canada
A one time hockey prospect playing in a city league gets into a fight with an opponent during a game and pushes him on the ice.As the opponent falls,his ice skate slashes across his aggressor's throat,severing the carotid artery and killing him from excessive blood loss

### 32,Boris Bititoff

June 9,1991 in Chernobyl,Ukraine
A zoophilic soldier misses his chance to have sex with his female colleague so he tries to have sex with a raccoon instead.While trying to get the raccoon to perform fellatio,the raccoon bites his penis off and he bleeds to death

## Episode 16:Putting A Happy Face On Death

### 373,Rub A Dubbed Out

August 27,2004 in Tulsa,OK
A man who has stolen a bag of groceries from a blind pregnant woman hides in a car wash to escape police.The car wash owner runs the daily maintenance check and the thief becomes disoriented by the chaos inside the car wash.During his struggle to find the exit,his head becomes impaled by a 1000 PSI spray nozzle which fills his skull with water.The force of the water pressure inside his skull eventually causes his head to explode

### 471,Cock A Doodle Die

May 19,2007 in Santa Fe,NM
A man cheats in a cock fighting competition by putting razor blades on his rooster's feet.His rooster kills his opponent's rooster almost right away and his opponent notices the razor blades.He lets the crowd know about it and they become an angry mob.Just as they are about to attack the cheater,his own rooster's razors slice his jugular vein open and he bleeds to death

### 831,Chucked Up

August 2,2008 in Miami,FL
A woman is acting out a bondage fantasy with hen crush through a live webcam when a burglar breaks into the house and begins stealing things.The woman's mouth is duct taped and she is handcuffed to hen chair so she cannot escape,stop the burglar or scream for help.After taking hen laptop,he leans over hen face to thank her for making his job easy before running off with hen things.Smelling the thief's extremely bad breath,she vomits but the duct tape prevents it from exiting hen mouth.Instead,it goes down her windpipe into hen lungs and she dies from drowning

### 658,Little Person,Big Death

March 19,2007 in Houston,TX
Two dwarf professional wrestlers battle for a crowd and get paid a lot of money.They celebrate by getting drunk and having sex with some women.The drunk dwarves destroy everything in their hotel room in an effort to impress the women.They finish off by running head on into a wall,trying to break it.One breaks through but the other hits the part of the wall supported by a 2x4 stud and the veins inside his head burst.He dies from a combination of brain swelling and bleeding

### 633,Booby Zapped

July 12,2009 in Tucson,AZ
A man (paranoid to the point of paralysis and insomnia over current events) places booby traps around his house to protect himself.To get some much needed sleep,he takes some sleeping pills but the pills come with the side effect of sleepwalking.Later that night,the man sleepwalks to his refrigerator to get some food,managing to escape every trap that he placed along the way.However when he sits down to eat,a laser operated shotgun is triggered,shooting him in the head

### 165,Re-toaded

September 6,2003 in Huacana,Peru
Two men create a video diary of their world search for the ultimate high.They end up in Peru looking for the Colorado River toad but pick up the yellow banded poison dart frog instead.They lick the toad's secretions,believing that this will get them high but the toad's poison paralyzes them and shuts down their hearts

### 649,Vegged Out

August 13,2004 in Naperville,IL
After landing a date with a bicyclist,a gardener picks a zucchini as an aid on which to practice fellatio.While walking around with the vegetable in hen mouth,she steps on the blade of a hoe.This forces the hoe's stick upwards and it hits the zucchini which lodges in the gardener's throat and chokes her to death

## Episode 17:Bringing In The Dead

### 953,DU Die

August 4,2000 in Akron,OH
Two drunk men go for a drive in a station wagon.While driving at 60 miles per hour,the driver starts to get carsick.He leans out the window to vomit,causing the car to swerve toward the edge of the street and is decapitated when his head slams into a mailbox

### 929,Belly'd Up

June 18,2001 in Ann Arbor,MI
While practicing for an upcoming competition,a belly dancer wraps a scarf around hen neck and throws the tail end of it into the air where it catches on a moving ceiling fan and strangles her

### 366,Suck Her Punched

October 4,2007 in Gary,IN
A rapist lurking in the alley behind a boxing gym attacks a woman in a blue cocktail dress,not knowing that his target is actually a male boxer who cross dresses to calm down from his workouts and gets extremely angry whenever someone calls him a lady.The boxer defends himself by punching the rapist with a powerful right cross to his temple.The would be rapist's brain compresses and bleeds out inside his skull,causing him to pass out and die due to blood loss and severe brain damage

### 768,Jack N Croaked

October 10,1911 in Lynchburg,TN
Whiskey distiller Jack Daniel samples the taste of his family brew and keeps asking his workers to perfect it.He gets drunk in the process but finally makes the perfect batch.He decides to update his family recipe which is stored in a safe but is so drunk that he cannot remember the combination.In a drunken rage,he kicks the safe and damages his big toe.The cut soon becomes infected and he dies of sepsis two weeks later

### 723,Dead Heat

February 25,1998 in Syracuse,NY
A woman is cooking for her new boyfriend and forces him to smell some exotic imported spices,not knowing that he has asthma.The asthmatic's inhaler soon runs out of medicine and he dies of a massive asthma attack

### 705,Poi Vey

May 18,1989 in Honolulu,HI
An Orthodox Jew who is obsessed with a hula dancer decides to stalk her but his attempts to woo her by leaving poi kreplach on her doorstep,serenading her on a ukulele and taking up surfing are all in vain.After one last attempt to romance her fails,he drowns his sorrows in mai tais.In an inebriated state,he takes part in a torch ceremony where he catches on fire and burns to death

### 51,Retired

April 27,2001 in Scottsdale,AZ
An elderly man goes through his daily ritual of getting into his classic Chevy car,turns on the engine and does nothing while sitting in the driver's seat.At the same time,a gangster robs a gas station.The old man's car's emergency brakes slip and it starts rolling down a hill while the gangster is crossing the street,running him over

## Episode 18:Gratefully Dead

### 369,Mercury In Uranus

July 28,1979 in Norman,OK
A frequent hospital patient who pleasures himself by sticking common objects up his anus returns when he claims to have gotten a shampoo bottle stuck in his rectum by slipping in the shower.While left alone after the bottle is removed,he finds a drawer containing glass rectal mercury thermometers and shoves nine of them taped together up his anus.When startled by the doctor,the man jumps back on the bed and breaks the thermometers while they are still inside of him,causing internal bleeding and mercury poisoning

### 229,A Turn For The Purse

October 9,2003 in Dallas,TX
A stripper living in a suburban town has her purse stolen by a mugger on a bicycle who threatens her with a screwdriver.A nearby man sees the mugger and goes after him.The mugger speeds away but hits his bike on a rock and flies onto a lawn where he impaled on his screwdriver through his heart.The stripper then takes hen purse back and calmly walks away

### 739,Dead Weight

March 9,2002 in Newton,MA
A drunk weightlifter makes a bet with his workout partner that he can lift a 350 pound I-beam he found at a construction site but ends up dropping it on his chest after losing his grip,crushing his windpipe

### 986,Cult Evaded

September 20,2000 in Encino,CA
A teenaged girl who has been in foster homes for most of hen life is taken in by an extremely devout Christian couple.On hen first day living with them,they are immediately convinced that she is possessed by the devil because of hen tattoos,piercings,dark make up and interest in the goth subculture including having a crush who is goth so they and two friends from their church try to exorcise her by tying her to the ground inside an enclosed tent and burning a large amount of coal and incense to rid her of the alleged demons inside her.As the coal and incense create more smoke inside the tent,everyone except for the daughter who was so low to the ground that she had a layer of fresh air above her drops dead from carbon monoxide inhalation.The daughter then unties herself and happily heads off to the mall,unfazed over their deaths

### 684,Smoke A Doped

October 14,1997 in Newark,DE
A man refuses to have sex with his sex addict crush unless she quits smoking.The woman finds a box of nicotine patches in hen bathroom and puts a month's worth of them all over hen body,thinking that they will make her break the addiction overnight.However,the excess of nicotine overloads hen system and she dies of cardiac arrest

### 564,Two Stoopid

March 15,2005 in Portland,ME and Reno,NV
This episode features two deaths in one and both take place at the same time but in different states

* A man attempts to create a new sport by tying a mattress to his friend's truck and holding on to it.The rope holding the mattress comes loose and the man falls off the truck at a fast speed,hitting the desert ground and breaking most of his ribs
* A man attempts to bungee jump off a cherry picker.However,the rope that he's using is too long and he smacks the pavement below him,breaking his ribs

### 513,Cream-ated

August 20,2008 in La Crosse,WI
A man who suffered mental and sexual abuse from his sadistic uncle in a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udders.On this particular occasion,he is kicked in the head when he accidentally bites the cow's teat and dies when his brain bleeds out inside his skull

## Episode 19:Come On,Get Deathy

### 979,Tanks For Nothing

December 7,2006 in St.Augustine,FL
While a devout Buddhist woman meditates inside a sensory deprivation tank,a Florida water moccasin slithers into the tank because of its warmth and bites the woman,leaving her to die from its venom

### 118,The Chokes On You

June 21,2002 in Nashville,TN
A dwarf dates an abusive lover who wants him to make money.He tries to practice for a musical stand up comedy act but he is not funny.After testing his hackneyed jokes numerous times in front of his bored lover,she finally gets fed up and hits him in the face with her purse,causing his harmonica to go down his throat and choke him to death while his girlfriend laughs,thinking that his choking is part of the act

### 354,Back Broke Mountain

October 29,2003 in Los Angeles,CA
An unhappily married couple preparing for divorce go for a walk near a cliff.The husband plans on killing his wife to collect her insurance by taking a picture of themselves with his phone and then shoving her over the edge.As they are about to take the photo and he tries to shove her,she tries to fight him off in self defense.The ensuing tussle leads to the husband's plan backfiring on him as she accidentally tosses the husband off the cliff.He breaks many of his bones and dies

### 730,Grateful Bed

November 7,2008 in Hollywood,CA
A wannabe musician who is about to be evicted evades his incredibly angry landlord by hiding behind his Murphy bed.After the landlord leaves,he finds that he is stuck behind the bed and no one can hear his screams for help due to him soundproofing his apartment with empty egg cartons and he eventually suffocates

### 852,Fore Head

June 19,1998 in Waterloo,IA
A thief hides behind a virtual golf display in an arcade to wait for closing time.Bored and impatient,he cuts a hole in the display screen to see outside and as he is looking,someone hits a golf ball into the screen which strikes the thief in the forehead,fracturing his skull and killing him

### 765,Booty Trapped

January 17,2007 in Paso Robles,CA
A greedy woman married to an elderly millionaire locks herself in a secret room to play around in the money that she skimmed from his accounts after hen spouse refuses to raise hen allowance due to the current recession.While swimming in hen ill gotten gains one day,a small earthquake rocks the room,causing the heavy money bags to knock
her unconscious and suffocate her

### 23,S\*\*\* Canned

May 2,2005 in Sioux Falls,SD
A jealous man attending the wedding of the woman he loved (who is getting married to another man) plans to ruin hen day by paying a waiter to slip an extra strength laxative into hen drink.The waiter after having a pang of conscience slips the laxative into the man's drink instead.During the toast,the man downs the spiked drink and rushes to the bathroom.After finding the only stall occupied by a couple having sex who refuse to leave,he relieves himself in a trash can outside but has trouble getting out.The trash can falls and sends the man rolling down a rough hill.He dies of multiple bone fractures and skull trauma

## Episode 20:Death Watch

### 407,Washed And Fried

September 28,2001 in Simi Valley,CA
Desperate to make extra money,five strippers pose as college cheerleaders offering car washes.As they are washing an elderly widower's dirty van,the exposed cord of a power buffer gets wet and electrocutes all five women

### 648,Bad Hair Day

August 14,1956 in Los Angeles,CA
A woman on a double date refuses to let her boyfriend make out with her,fearing that hen bouffant will be ruined.Finally,the boyfriend gets frustrated with her and the two step outside to smoke cigarettes with the woman's crush lighting hen for her.However,the flame from his lighter sets fire to hen hair,saturated with hairspray.The woman dies when the fire spreads to hen scalp,burning hen brain

### 673,Micro-whacked

October 21,1992 in Pomona,CA
A full blown drug addict gets high after taking meth,cocaine,prescription drugs and PCP all at once.During his high,the man decides that his lava lamp is flowing too slowly and puts it in a microwave to speed up the wax.Eventually,the lamp explodes,scalding him with hot wax and lodging broken glass into his face and brain

### 322,Pussy Whipped

May 12,2000 in San Francisco,CA
A man who has a hatred of and an allergy to cats grudgingly agrees to look after his crush's cat while she is away.He drinks heavily to pass the time and dull the frustration of his crush giving more attention to hen cat than him,getting ever more embittered and intoxicated.He then tries to kick the cat but the rug that he is standing on slides and he hits his head on a fireplace rail.As he loses consciousness,the man rolls over and lands face first in the cat's water dish and drowns from breathing in the water

### 692,Blend-dead

September 19,1998 in Austin,TX
A woman tries to achieve longevity by eating healthy foods grown in her own garden blended together in a smoothie.Unknown to her,hen landlord has been spraying rat poison in her garden when she is not home.Due to hen ignorance of what the landlord has been doing,she consumes the poisoned produce which thins hen blood and makes her increasingly ill.Foolishly believing that she needs more smoothies to regain hen health,she continues to consume hen poison laced produce.Later,she sprawls across a medicine ball,causing all hen blood to rush to hen head until she eventually dies of a brain hemorrhage

### 249,Shanks For The Memories

June 19,2009 in Atlanta,GA
A disgruntle has-been golf star and hen husband spend their days getting drunk,fighting and insulting each other at public golf courses.In the middle of a heated argument,the couple loses focus and crashes their golf cart.The cart rolls down a hill,crushing both of them

### 965,Snake Du Jour

August 21,2001 in San Jose,CA
The head chef of a black market restaurant that serves dangerous and endangered animals is bitten on the cheek by a king cobra that he was attempting to prepare into one of his dishes.The venom of the snake eventually shuts down his nervous system

## Episode 21:Waking Up Dead

### 130,Phone Boned

May 10,2005 in Kaisertown,NY
A woman goes to an acupuncturist to cure hen addiction to texting.While lying on hen back during the treatment,the woman's cell phone begins to receive multiple texts.She tries to reach for it but ends up falling to the floor face down.An acupuncture needle that was on the woman's chest stabs her in the heart,killing her instantly

### 291,Toilet Rolled

August 5,2006 in Kingman,AZ
A functioning alcoholic steamroller operator drinks while driving his vehicle,then leaves to use a porta potty.He forgets to set the hydraulic brake on the steamroller which rolls down the hill and crushes the porta potty with the man still inside it

### 413,Mile Die Club

October 2,1997 in Clarkdale,AZ
An abusive man trying to stop his soon to be ex wife from leaving him climbs into the cargo bay of his spouse's plane which he was easily able to do as airport security,prior to the September 11 attacks was not as tight.The atmospheric temperature drops as the plane rises and he eventually dies of hypothermia and asphyxiation

### 606,B\*\*\*\* Zapped

June 16,2001 in Tampa,FL
An extremely shrewish and drunk woman harshly criticizes hen long suffering spouse's lawn mowing and after getting frustrated,decides to finish the job herself to show him how he should do it.The woman runs over the cord to the arc welder of his car and is electrocuted,much to the delight of hen spouse

### 843,Texas Fold Em

March 7,1999 in Silver City,NM
A junkyard owner cheats in a Texas hold 'em poker game with mob/gang connected players in his car junkyard.They notice and chase the man outside where he hides in a wrecked minivan.The mechanical claw on one of the machines clamps onto the van,breaking his leg and carries him to a car crusher which crushes him to death

### 996,Written Offed

April 28,2009 in Glendale,CA
An immigrant military store owner who is facing foreclosure is confronted by a banker ready to repossess his business.After the owner signs a contract,he throws the banker's pen in anger.The banker demands a new pen,pointing to one in the display case which is actually a gun that looks like a pen.The owner tries to explain this to the banker but is ignored.The banker inadvertently aims the gun at himself and shoots himself in the head

### 87,Ball N Pain

May 1,2002 in San Francisco,CA
Two men steal a zorb ball and play around in it but are killed after rolling down a mountain at 45 mph/km,repeatedly hitting their skulls and breaking many of their bones

## Episode 22:You're Dead,LOL

### 904,Samurai Death Squad

July 17,2009 in Los Angeles,CA
An underground group of Japanese American men and women called the "Samurai Death Squad" try to modernize the art of bushido.The men challenge each other's courage by engaging in a modern day jousting matches,using tuner cars and spears while the women stand around in skimpy schoolgirl outfits sucking on lollipops (save for one who dresses as a geisha and acts as a referee).The object of the game is to get as close to injuring their opponent as possible without actually injuring one another.One of the men gets his shoulder cut,causing him to have trouble holding his spear.Intending to slice his opponent back,he accidentally impales him through his eye and all the way out the back of his head

### 650,Shafted

January 8,1992 in Fort Worth,TX
A mean spirited claustrophobic office manager gets in an elevator with some employees.However,the elevator gets stuck.In a desperate attempt to get out,the other employees pry open the doors to let her out.As she is climbing out,the hydraulic brakes fail and the elevator proceeds to descend,crushing the woman's abdomen and bisecting her

### 381,Smoked

July 1,2004 in Idaho Falls,ID
A teenager and his friend smoke on his porch and his friend repeatedly asks him for cigarettes,not paying up for his own.Eventually,the other boy gets fed up,loads some cigarettes into a shotgun shell and fires them at his friend's face as a practical joke.Unfortunately,the cigarettes get lodged in his friend's face and brain,killing him

### 282,Just Plane Dead

July 19,2001 in San Pedro,CA
A former pilot and current public nuisance flying an RC glider eventually flies it into the direction of the sun,losing view of it.It comes back behind the pilot,impaling him through his chest

### 758,Exhaust-dead

October 19,1995 in Orlando,FL
A woman secretly dates another man to escape hen abusive ex crush.When the ex finds out,he drives to the restaurant where the woman is meeting the other man and plans to pelt them with his paintball gun.He backs his car against a pile of trash which blocks the exhaust pipe.The exhaust comes out through the air conditioning vents and he eventually dies when high levels of carbon monoxide fill his car and poison him

### 675,Ruffed Up

August 11,2004 in St.Paul,MN
An unemployed woman desperate for another job reluctantly takes a position as a dog walker,despite hen intense hatred for the animals.On her first day,the dogs drag her across the ground.She cannot break free from the many leashes tied to hen wrist and she collides with a tree head first,damaging hen temporal lobe and killing her

### 737,Lady And The Trampled

August 19,2001 in Sturgis,SD
A drunken misogynistic biker pulls off a female dancer's top at a bar during the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and another dancer in the troupe defends hen friend by knocking him to the ground.The biker is then trampled to death by a group of drunk men who rush to the stage to check out the woman who had just been stripped

## Episode 23:Dead To Rights

### 468,Blown Job

April 21,2001 in La Jolla,CA
A woman who is addicted to energy drinks attempts to get a promotion at hen job but hen sexist boss will only give her the promotion if she performs fellatio on him.She refuses (despite tolerating his other acts of sexual harassment) and in disgust,guzzles down multiple energy drinks.When she sees a new male employee get the promotion by doing what she would not do,she immediately gets angry and furiously confronts hen boss.Hen anger (combined with extreme amounts of caffeine) causes her to go into cardiac arrest from a caffeine overdose

### 900,Anger Damagement

August 6,2002 in Lawrence,KS
A group of friends gather at one's house to watch professional wrestling.The new guy who met one of the friends at an anger management class starts picking fights with the guys.He is killed when he runs head first into the widescreen television,embedding glass shards in his face,breaking his neck and electrocuting himself

### 718,Wrin-killed

June 8,2008 in Pittsburgh,PA
A purse snatcher attempts to steal an elderly woman's purse.The woman however has 30 years of experience in Taekwondo and beats him severely before crushing his windpipe as impressed passers by watch in amusement

### 254,Huffington Toast

March 17,2008 in Seattle,WA
Three huffers get high off aerosol fumes from spray paint cans.Later,they find jars of solvent and one decides to pour it on himself,attempting to get higher.The liquid evaporates quickly and absorbs his body heat and in an attempt to get warm,he asks his friends for a lighter.When one hands him a lit match,his clothes quickly catch fire and he burns to death.His friends run off and are later arrested for manslaughter

### 594,Hydro-co-done

July 26,2003 in Las Vegas,NV
A couple get high in their hot tub after overdosing on painkillers and drinking champagne.The temperature gauge malfunctions and the temperature of the water rises to the boiling point but they are both too intoxicated to react and are boiled alive

### 973,Samu-fry

September 18,2001 in Tustin,CA
Two Japanese American teenagers attempt to engage in a katana battle after watching a samurai movie and playing samurai video games.When they take their fight outside,one of the teenagers attempts to land a deadly strike on his friend but his katana hits a low hanging power line and he electrocutes himself

### 878,Screwged

December 24,1988 in Lansing,MI
An elderly scrooge attacks a group of carolers gathered outside his house during a hailstorm by throwing rotten fruit at them.As the carolers run off,a large hailstone hits the man on the head,fracturing his skull

## Episode 24:Dead On Dead

### 261,Weenie Roast

July 20,2001 in Climax,KS
A group of men and women on a camping trip after spending the day at a Christian retreat play truth or dare.A man is dared by one of the women to urinate on an electric fence.The man declines,though another man follows through with the dare and is electrocuted when his urine makes contact with the fence

### 403,Reef Stew

June 14,1981 in Fijian Islet
A Fijian tribe in the South Pacific cannot find meat during typhoon season so they are forced to omit it from their diet,only to grow hungrier as the days continue.One night,two drug smugglers wash up on their island in search of provisions to the delight of the tribe.The men are beaten unconscious,stripped naked,boiled alive for five hours and eaten

### 397,Fiddle Licked

February 8,2008 in Washington,DC
A Middle Eastern terrorist poses as a rug salesman out on a date.Meanwhile,a CIA agent poses as a violinist at the same restaurant,attempting to kill the man with an experimental laser gun hidden in hen violin case.The gamma rays from the gun succeed in causing thermal damage on a molecular level to the terrorist's brain

### 591,Snakey Breaky Neck

March 13,1987 in Manaus,Brazil
A spoiled rich man vacations in the jungle with a tour guide.Ignoring his tour guide's warnings,he lies down for a nap and wakes up to find tarantulas all over his body.In horror,he runs out of his tent and leans against a tree.A boa constrictor then wraps around his neck,strangling him to death

### 439,Beer Bashed

April 24,1998 in Malibu,CA
A rugby team throws a beach party after losing another game.One of the players gets drunk and throws a keg of beer into a bonfire in addition to bullying some of his team members.After a while,the rest of the team abandons him because of his behavior.Shortly after they leave,the keg explodes and the metal scraps from the keg cut through his body

### 981,Bad Assid

September 21,2005 in Downers Grove,IL
Four friends are bored on a rainy day until a fifth friend shows up with some LSD.One girl,having recently broken up with hen crush,takes two hits.The quintet begin to swim around in an empty pool,thinking that it is filled with water.The girl who took two hits dives in and dies when she bellyflops against the bottom of the pool

### 215,Tree Mugger

April 7,2001 in Flathead Forest,MT
A nature enthusiast chains himself to a tree in protest to it being cut down.A grizzly bear shows up and bites into the man's stomach and pulls out his intestines

# Season 3

## Episode 25:Death On A Stick

### 136,Blood Bath And Beyond

May 11,2005 in Queens,NY
A landlord uses a fiber optic scope to spy on young female tenants.One day while spying on a woman from below in her bathroom,the above floor collapses from water damage due to all the holes that he drilled and the tub with the bathing woman inside of it crushes his head

### 998,Easy Slider

May 17,2008 in Henderson,NV
A couple finds a pool to hop into while the owners are away.After getting drunk and playing in the pool,the guy takes out a tarp and prepares to slide in the pool,not noticing the nail from when he was playing with a nail gun earlier sticking up in the center of it.He then slides down the tarp,has his intestines torn out and is killed quickly and painfully from blood loss and hypovolemic shock by the time he lands in the water

### 967,Mine Over Splatter

May 8,1985 in Da Nang,Vietnam
Three former Vietnamese soldiers are arguing about what is the best aphrodisiac and decide to settle the score once and for all by playing Russian roulette.The three all dodge the bullet in the gun that they use for the game and feel so invincible that they stomp the ground which sets off an underground land mine left over from the Vietnam War that was buried underneath their shack.The explosion demolishes the shack and leaves nothing but a severed head from one of the men

### 384,Gum's the Word

December 9,2003 in Palm Springs,CA
A male nurse who has sex with and robs old women of their money and valuables targets an old lady who has bad breath (a disgusting fact that the man finds out after the old lady kisses him).After feeling sick,he runs into the bathroom and ingests several denture whitening tablets that he believed were mints.After washing them down with water that had more denture cleaner dissolved in it,the chemicals dissolve his digestive tract while removing the oxygen in his blood.He bleeds and suffocates to death on the bathroom floor

### 618,Bird Brained

May 31,2007 in New York,NY
A politically conservative bachelorette has a party in a limousine with hen friends.She plans on just getting drunk on champagne until hen friends give her absinthe.In hen drunken stupor,she sticks hen head out of the limousine's sunroof and a low flying pigeon flies into hen open mouth,snapping hen neck and killing her

### 771,Inquisi-torn

June 6,1483 in Cordoba,Spain
An inventor of the Spanish Donkey named Father Gomez is denounced as a heretic during the Spanish Inquisition.He is then placed on his own device and slowly is split to death

### 159,Boys To Dead

June 23,2009 in Canoga Park,CA
A has been/over-the-hill/one-hit wonder boy band performs at a dive bar to a less than excited audience.While invisioning a roaring crowd of fans,the lead singer then decides to crowd surf,though the audience does not catch him and he lands on the floor,snapping his neck and dying

## Episode 26:Putting A Smiley Face On Death

### 971,Fat-ality

May 15,2006 in Austin,TX
An obese man dreams of becoming a bodybuilder but is too lazy to exercise and cannot afford to pay for a liposuction.The man requests the aid of a friend to perform a rather unorthodox method of liposuction on him by using a shop vac.During the procedure,the friend accidentally latches onto the man's intestines and begins sucking them out.The friend manages to turn off the shop vac but turns it off too late and the man dies from blood loss and shock

### 168,Catch And Decease

June 17,2008 in Amazon River
A man named Jeffrey Miller in the Amazon hires a group of natives to search for gold and abuses them like scapegoats while they are doing so.While swimming in a river nearby from the men,he relieves himself in the river which attracts a candiru that enters his penis and attaches itself to the side of his urethra.The man rips the fish out,along with much of the inside of his penis and is soon eaten alive by bloodthirsty piranhas attracted by the escaping blood,much to the amusement of the men that he had hired

### 501,Gas Holed

January 5,2009 in Palm Beach,FL
A proctologist with a fetish for women's rears begins to operate on a pole dancer who damaged hen rectum during a porno movie shoot.Prior to the operation,the doctor forgets to advise her not to eat anything 12 hours before the operation.On the day of the operation,the doctor's cauterizer ignites the woman's flatulence due to a chili dog that she ate,creating a fireball which travels through the doctor's windpipe and incinerates his lungs

### 364,Back Stabbed

950 AD in Scotland
The king of a viking clan leads a campaign of marauding,leaving his younger brother in charge during his expedition.The younger viking celebrates by having sex with the women.When the queen tries to shut it down,he rapes her.A few months later when the king returns,he catches his brother in bed with his spouse and sentences him to die by the blood eagle in which the victim is stabbed in the back and his lungs are pulled out of his body,causing the victim's lungs to deflate from lack of pressure and the victim to suffocate

### 402,USSR-dead

October 12,1989 in Brighton Beach,NY
A Ukrainian immigrant seeking to join the Russian Mafia is asked by two mobsters to beat down several patsy's for not paying their debts.After doing so,the mobsters burn the man's fingertips with sulfuric acid so that he will not leave fingerprints.To celebrate the man joining the mafia,the elderly and senile bartender pours drinks for the mobsters.However,he mistakenly picks up the acid instead of the vodka bottle due to the two bottles and liquid looking exactly alike.None of the men notice until it's too late and the acid dissolves their tissue and organs,killing them

### 598,Cardiac A-breast

August 2,2006 in Galena,IL
A woman about to go out for a party,hoping to end with a date wears a metal lined bra to improve the shape of hen bust.A sudden thunderstorm allows her to show herself off,getting the attention of everyone at the party until a bolt of lightning hits the woman's metal bra,killing her instantly

### 18,Road Killed

July 10,2008 in Bend,OR
A nature loving hippie on hen way to a hemp convention accidentally runs over a raccoon.Distraught,she tries to perform CPR on the animal and while looking up to inhale,gets decapitated by the bumper of a passing truck whose driver did not see her in the middle of the road

## Episode 27:Stupid Is As Stupid Dies

### 834,Jaw Boned

July 4,2004 in Orangeville,MI
A once promising chemist who is now a drug addict spends his days making crystal meth in the garage of his house and chewing on a 6 day old piece of gum that he regularly dips in citric acid to keep it moist and fresh.In the man's drug addled rush,he accidentally dips the gum in red phosphorus instead.The force of his chewing causes it to explode,blowing off his jawbone and making his brain bleed out on the table

### 558,Hair Today,Dead Tomorrow

May 1,1968 in San Francisco,CA
A female nudist painter lapses into a coma and dies after months of digestive problems caused by hen trichophagia.After eating hen own hair,she vomits and it exits on hen mouth and goes into the toilet.As she continues eating hen own hair,she dies from choking to death,intestinal rupturing and internal bleeding.At the morgue, the coroners discover a trichobezoar in hen intestines which was clogged with enough hair and undigested food to cause intestinal rupturing and internal bleeding

### 328,Mudder Sucked

November 21,2009 in Brentwood,CA
A strict sadistic pledge master and military brat at a sorority bullies hen pledges during frosh week.At the end of the week,the pledges are instructed to build a mud wrestling pit for a charity event but as the pledge master continues to harass them,one of the pledges gets fed up and attacks her.The pledge master proves to be the superior fighter with the other pledges having to drag their defeated friend out of the pit.But as the pledge master is celebrating hen victory,she begins to fall into the sinkhole that was beneath the ring that the pledges were building and is sucked into the ground,eventually dying of suffocation from the tons of dirt and mud pressing on hen chest

### 494,Offed the Hook

July 17,2003 in Black Rock,OR
A survivalist armed with a shotgun,a chain and meat hook is shown dying in three scenarios (the last of which actually happened to him):

* Electrocuted after throwing his meat hook onto a power line so he can poach electricity for his TV
* Hanged on a tree branch after using his meat hook and chain to string up an elk carcass
* Tripping in a ditch and performing an accidental tracheotomy after swallowing his own meat hook

### 907,Erectophobia

June 9,2007 in Washington,DC
A man cheating on his crush gets bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider while getting some bananas out of hen grocery bag.The spider's venom causes his blood vessels to dilate,resulting in a permanent erection.After having sex with two other women,the venom causes him to have a heart attack

### 16,Fansicle

October 19,2009 in Cool Rapids,MI
A football fanatic paints himself in his team's colors (blue and white) and goes to a game in freezing weather.Sitting drunk and half naked in the stands,he begins to develop hypothermia.However,no one can tell due to his blue paint and he loses the ability to speak,quickly freezing him to death

### 257,Tongue Tied

April 16,2006 in Long Beach,CA
A group of teens play a game in which two of them kiss while in adjacent moving cars.The couple's tongue piercings get tangled in each other and they are decapitated by a forklift traveling between the cars

## Episode 28:Dead Wrongs

### 262,Pam Caked

October 19,2007 in Beaumont,TX
A cruel high school cheerleader captain gets jealous when a new girl joins the cheerleader squad,becomes the new flyer and dates the quarterback who was previously dating the captain.On homecoming night as the girls are about to do the heel stretch formation with the new girl on top,the captain lets her go and she falls.Before the captain can gloat,she steps in front of the banner and gets trampled by the football team as they run through it,killing her

### 191,Bibli-killed

June 6,2006 in Hancock,IA
Two con artists posing as preachers go around the country handing out bibles and having sex with their female customers.One day,they end up at a farm where they attempt to have sex with the farmer's granddaughter.Hearing the commotion,the farmer's spouse chases the men with a shotgun.They hide in a grain silo.However when one of the men uses a lighter to see where they are,he ends up killing himself and his partner by causing a dust explosion

### 68,Eel Effects

May 10,2007 in Washington,DC
At a sushi chef school,only 2 out of 25 students have graduated.As a custom,the head sushi chef shares shots of sake with his students to celebrate their graduation.After he passes out drunk,the students decide to put a Japanese eel down his pants as payback for the chef's abusive punishments (one of which was threatening to shove an eel up their rectums).The eel slithers through his rectum and eats its way out causing him to bleed to death

### 759,Glow Job

May 1,2006 in Los Angeles,CA
A drug dealer does business at a rave but gets bored when business slows down.He then decides to take a few hits of ecstasy.In his high,he injects himself with fluid from a glow stick and dies of phenol poisoning

### 560,D-parted

September 20,2008 in Reno,NV
A recently divorced woman attempts to seduce three construction workers into hen house.When she asks one of them to put sun tan lotion on hen back while wearing nothing more than a bikini,he looses control of the concrete saw which launches the blade at the woman and bisects her through the torso,causing instant death

### 678,Pornicated

April 19,2010 in Tucson,AZ
A porn addicted compulsive hoarder throws out everything in his spouse's vanity to make room for his dirty movies,prompting his long suffering spouse of 35 years to leave him.Unfazed,the man continues to feed his addiction but forgets to eat and drink.Disoriented,he begins to stagger his way out of the house but because he has been hoarding so much X-rated (NC-17-rated) material over the years,he gets trapped,collapses on the floor from severe dehydration and dies

### 970,Hard Balled

April 2,2006 in Durham,NC
A lacrosse player and a bully hurls lacrosse balls at other students to impress some girls.One ball bounces off the wall and when he is distracted by the most attractive girl at the school walking by,it hits him in the chest and triggers commotio cordis,causing him to die of arrhythmia

## Episode 29:Fatal Distractions

### 218,Golden Die-angle

April 8,1996 in Laos
A drug lord with a penchant for decapitating trespassers with a machete receives a call from somebody that a few trespassers are stealing from his poppy fields.He mounts his ATV and chases after them.While the two wannabe drug smugglers hide,the man tries to track them down,forgetting about a barbed wire that he setted up/installed as a security measure.The man ends up hitting the barbed wire at high speed and he is ultimately decapitated and accidentally killed by his own trap.However,his severed head end up rolling and falls on the ground,horrifying and presumably scaring away the two wannabe drug smugglers

### 822,Clay Achin

June 3,2006 in Astoria,OR
Two stoners create a clay bong that uses flavored disks to make the marijuana smoke taste like different foods.They contact a friend with a homemade kiln.After some time,they check on the progress of the bong.After seeing that the kiln has gone out,the stoners drop a lighter into it.The lit match ignites the propane gas inside,causing an explosion which turns the clay into deadly shrapnel,killing them

### 747,Death Of Sum Young Guy

January 19,2009 in San Diego,CA
A gluttonous man arrives at a Chinese restaurant for an all you can eat restaurant.After already eating at other restaurants and nearly choking to death at the current restaurant,he suffers a heart attack from the MSG that accumulated in his system from nothing but a steady diet of Chinese buffet food

### 897,Crib Your Enthusiasm

September 12,2009 in Redwood City,CA
A couple who enjoy baby mother roleplaying build a full nursery,complete with an adult sized drop gate crib.During one session,the wife leaves for a brief break,resulting in hen spouse throwing a tantrum.Accidentally throwing his teddy bear out of the crib,the man reaches through the bars to try to grab it.He shakes the crib with enough force to unlock the gate which falls and severs the man's vertebrae,causing him to die from asphyxiation

### 135,Turtle Waxed

August 17,2010 in Mojave National Park
An animal poaching married couple named Mr.Cho and Ms.Cho attempt to find rare animals to sell on the wildlife black market.They spot a rare endangered turtle and hen spouse attempts to capture it.However before he can grab the turtle,a bald eagle swoops down out of nowhere and managed to snatches it before he could have a chance to grab it.The bald eagle purposely drops the turtle from a high altitude to break its shell but it lands on Mr.Cho's head,breaking through his skull and sending him into cardiac arrest,leaving his now widowed spouse horrified and screaming in horror over hen spouse's death.Sadly enough,the turtle survives

### 449,Potty Mouth

July 21,2008 in Spokane,WA
A geophagic executive of a failing loan office reaches the point where she has to eat hen neighbor's organic soil to manage hen anxiety,unknowingly consuming a mixture of compost and hen neighbor's own feces.She ends up contracting a virulent strain of E coli and she contracts severe diarrhea and nausea which she brushes off as a harmless stomach flu.After three days,the E coli bacteria spreads throughout the woman's body,poisoning and eventually killing her

### 188,Die-brator

May 1,1998 in San Francisco,CA
After a seminar,a misandristic sociopathic leader of a fringe feminist party (notorious for their sexually violent crimes against men) returns home to find a vibrator from hen lesbian lover,unaware that it's really a 1000 kilovolt taser that resembles a vibrator.After inserting it into herself and activating it,the taser electrocutes the feminist,causing cardiac arrest and killing her

## Episode 30:The End Is Weird

### 437,Bot-ily Harm

July 25,2002 in Austin,TX
A teenage boy obsessed with building robots and annoying his mom with them uses the microprocessor from his mother's roomba to build a motion sensing robot with a sharp rotating edger blade.After dropping a screw and bending over to pick it up,the robot awakens and charges at the boy,severing two of his fingers,then slashing his foot and after he falls to the ground,it lacerates deeply into his abdomen,killing him from excessive loss of blood

### 865,Hertz So Good

May 17,2008 in Tarzana,CA
An exhibitionist couple have public sex on top of an old defective transformer.The man reveals a Prince Albert piercing to his girlfriend and once it makes contact with the transformer during intercourse,he is electrocuted.The girlfriend is unharmed as hen feet were not on the ground and all she felt was a mild tingle from hen crush getting shocked

### 21,Harry He-doney

October 22,1926 (Technically nine days later) in Montreal,Canada
Famous escape artist and magician Harry Houdini claims himself invincible to blows to the torso.A fan sends several blows to the abdomen.He collapses onstage two days later and dies in hospital a week later from septic shock in a burst appendix

### 289,Vom-ate-dead

September 29,2008 in Atlantic City,NJ
A female emetophiliac tries to get a crush but is dumped once they discover hen fetish.She goes to a hot dog eating competition,hoping to have sex with the winner.She ambushes him backstage and jams a finger down his throat,causing him to vomit on hen face.She inhales a piece of undigested hot dog,causing her to choke to death

### 832,Die-drant

November 21,2009 in Brentwood,CA
A prankster uses a mirror to reflect sunlight into the eyes of passing drivers in the hopes of causing an accident.He succeeds when the driver collides with a fire hydrant which flies into the air and crushes the prankster's skull

### 109,Hang Dunked

June 3,1986 in San Francisco,CA
An egotistical bully hogs a basketball court.He makes a slam dunk and to celebrate,hangs from the rim and pulls himself up through it.When he lets go,his necklace gets caught in the net and he is hung to death

### 478,Bad Max

July 23,2010 in Malibu,CA
In this imaginary tale (based on a real death with the victim changed for legal and ethical reasons),a notoriously racist and sexist movie star attempts to force his crush into giving him oral sex but she is too busy recording his abusive phone calls to sell to the press.The man sits in his jacuzzi and ends up eviscerated through his anus when he sits directly on the jacuzzi's suction pump

## Episode 31:Hurry Up And Die

### 833,Drunk Die-er

September 9,2009 in St.Louis,MO
A drunk driver who was just released from prison for vehicular manslaughter,crashes his car and is mistakenly pronounced dead at the scene.When authorities find out that he is an organ donor,they bring him to the hospital to remove his organs while he is still alive.The doctors never find out that he is not dead yet and take out his heart,finally causing his death

### 958,Jersey Gore

August 14,2008 in Newark,NJ
An obnoxious man known as Nicky the Predicament works on his car with extremely loud death metal music playing while his female neighbor constantly and angrily tells him to turn it down.He slides out from under his car down the driveway and into the path of a street sweeper that he did not see or hear coming.He gets crushed under the wheels and is shredded by the bristles,leaving a bloody mess on the road

### 347,Cast Offed

October 3,1996 in Purvis,MS
While using a log splitter to prepare firewood for upcoming cold weather,a drunk Southern man gets his arm caught in the machine and breaks it.He decides to save his welfare money by creating a cast and putting it on himself but he fails to set the bone properly and makes the cast too tight.When he cuts it off a month later,globules of bone marrow leak into his bloodstream and form a fat embolism in his heart,killing him

### 63,Lesboned

June 9,2008 in Parker Strip,AZ
A bisexual real estate agent notorious for having sex with hen clients seduces a wealthy lesbian prospective customer.After a tour of the house,pool and eventually the laundry room,they strip and have sex on top of the dryer.Their movements cause its fuel line to come loose and the room fills with natural gas.When the water heater turns on automatically,it ignites the gas and sets off an explosion that kills both women

### 105,Tapped Out

June 16,2005 in Rockford,IL
Two aspiring amateur wrestlers with dreams of going pro assault each other with increasingly insane objects including fluorescent light bulbs.During practice,one wrestler slashes his partner in the chest with a weed whacker.While the partner who got slashed in the chest survives,the first wrestler collapses and dies from toxic shock caused by inhaling the mercury vapor from the broken bulbs and particles of mercury that entered his blood through earlier wounds

### 441,Mail Order Fried

August 14,2002 in Olathe,KA
An obnoxious mailman who has a second job as the target at the local carnival's dunk tank insults the customers with embarrassing secrets he culls from their mail.Over time,balls that miss the target repeatedly hit the fuse box for the tank's water heater and damage the wiring until it makes contact with the water.When one customer (a former professional baseball player who spent two years playing the game in Japan) hits the target,the mailman falls into the tank and is electrocuted

### 252,Fecal Attraction

September 17,2002 in Provo,UT
A Keith Richards esque rock star and notorious drug addict freaks out when he runs out of drugs and his band gets stranded in a dry town until one of his roadies suggests that he try jenkem.When he is no longer able to defecate,he finds a port a potty,sticks his head in and gets high but suffers from a brownout and loses consciousness.Because his head is still in the toilet,he asphyxiates from lack of oxygen and excess of methane gas to his hemoglobin

## Episode 32:Death Puts On A Dunce Cap

### 349,Tenta-killed

March 14,2003 in Seattle,WA
An overprotective traditional South Korean American immigrant father named Kim who aims to scare away his daughter's crush (a Westernized Korean American) invites him for a traditional South Korean dinner.After the boyfriend eats live prawn and sea worms,Kim requests for him to swallow a live baby octopus.Once the hopeful suitor declines,Kim eats his own,only for the baby octopus suction cups to attach itself to Kim's trachea,causing him to choke to death

### 83,Orspasm

December 24,1993 in Beaverton,OR
A woman who suffers from persistent genital arousal disorder is abused by hen sadistic crush who takes pleasure in making her suffer involuntary orgasms.One day as the couple climb up the stairs,the boyfriend pokes his lover in the back with a vibrating back massager.The woman goes into one of hen spasms and ends up knocking hen crush down the stairs.The fall breaks his neck and severs his spinal cord,causing him to suffocate to death

### 575,Furdered

June 4,2010 in Upper Peninsula,MI
A hunter in the Michigan wilderness dressed in the pelt of an animal travels through the forest.After climbing out of one of his own spike traps and falling inches away from a bear trap,he is shot by another hunter who mistakes him for an animal.The bullet enters the man's neck and exits his hip before he bleeds to death

### 400,Vuvu.Whatever,He's Dead

November 21,2009 in Tucson,AZ
At a soccer match,a soccer obsessed nuisance buys a vuvuzela and vigorously blows it,straining to blow harder with each successful sound.The pressure caused by blowing the horn nonstop causes a brain aneurysm

### 479,Injecti-cide

January 11,2008 in Monterey,CA
An elderly former supermodel and beauty queen injects corn oil into hen face to keep hen skin looking fresh and beautiful as a substitute for expensive botox injections.Eventually,the oil makes her bleed out from hen eyes and lips and causes cell death in hen heart and lungs

### 546,Scratch N Snuffed

November 2,2008 in Hattiesburg,VA
A politician drops dead after being voted out of office,humiliated by widespread news of a scandal involving visits to South America to see his Brazilian mistress and going broke after his spouse abandons him.When the politician was on one of these trips ten years earlier he was bitten by a triatominae.After numerous visits and numerous bits,he develops Chagas disease which it turns to a fatal cardiac arrhythmia

### 804,Implo-dead

July 27,2009 in Baltimore,MD
A crack addicted couple on the run from the law for committing murder and robbery hide out in an abandoned building,not knowing that it is slated for demolition.When the crew sets off explosives to bring down the building,tons of falling rubble crush the couple to death

## Episode 33:Young,Dumb And Full Of Death

### 545,Onesie And Donesie

December 7,2008 in Orlando,FL
An accident prone home shopping network salesman survives after falling off a ladder and getting a piece of a samurai sword lodged in his chest which miraculously caused no fatal damage.After returning to work from the hospital from the samurai sword incident,he advertises a flannel one piece pajama.Still wearing the pajamas,he then advertises some aromatherapy candles.When the sleeve touches the lit candles he is engulfed in flames.The stage manager tries to put out the fire with an extinguisher but it clogs.The salesman dies from severe burns all over his body

### 683,Hillary Snuffed

November 21,2009 in Hollywood,CA
A former reality TV star,under the delusion that she's still famous snorts cocaine at a party using a platinum coke straw.A man attempts to take the woman's picture as she's snorting cocaine and treats the privacy invasion as a paparazzi attack.She calls in hen bodyguard who snatches the camera from the man and punches him in the face.The man falls on top of the reality show star as she's doing a line and the coke straw gets lodged in hen nose,puncturing hen frontal lobe and causing a fatal brain hemorrhage

### 40,Cruci-fried

July 19,1978 in Chattanooga,TN
A phony miracle healer and minister removes the ground from a three pronged electrical plug to a microphone amp in hopes of getting rid of an annoying hum emitting from the machine.During the service,he steps into a baptismal pool while holding the microphone and is electrocuted

### 431,Hammer Head

September 14,2003 in Rochester,NY
A new janitor at an all girls preparatory school lurks outside with a video camera recording teenaged field hockey players as they practice.When one of the girls notices this,she tries to hit him with the field hockey ball.The janitor ducks out of the way and continues to film them,only to get the side of his skull crushed in by a hammer thrower who threw hen hammer too far

### 713,Board Stiff

August 9,2009 in Chicago,IL
A skilled yet washed up skateboarder is out skating one day.His board goes over a rock and he falls face first down a staircase into some wet cement.The impact of the fall knocks him unconscious.While unconscious,he inhales the wet cement into his trachea,suffocating him

### 536,Sumowed

June 22,2006 in Palo Alto,CA
A corporate leader who was only hired because his father owned the company leads an employee retreat.After failing to catch his volunteer during the trust fall exercise,he dresses up in a sumo suit and sumo wrestles an opponent (coincidentally,his opponent was the woman whom the man forgot to catch during the trust fall exercise).However,he set up the sumo ring too close to the edge of a cliff and he is pushed off it by his opponent.He survives the fall because of his padded sumo suit but ends up getting fatally hit by a smart car

### 154,Bush Whacked

May 21,2008 in Defiance,OH
A man addicted to survival nature shows sets out to film himself making a spring salad from allegedly safe plants,only to become violently ill after eating them.The actual ingredients of the salad were olander,a herb that causes heart palpitations.Foxglove,a gastrointestinal irritant that causes vomiting and diarrhea and the nature's most dangerous plant:Hemlock,creating a trifecta of symptoms that kills him shortly afterwards

## Episode 34:Today's Menu,Deep Fried Death

### 544,Lawn Of The Dead

May 5,1978 in Allentown,PA
In the 1970s,a man dies during a barbecue when he gets distracted by a woman flashing hen breasts after he threw a lawn dart into the air which later falls through his skull,piercing his brain and coming out the bridge of his nose

### 712,Tongue Died

September 4,2008 in Detroit,MI
During the 2008 recession/housing crisis,a scavenger stealing metal from foreclosed homes and sells them for scrap is caught by an obese police officer and is chased.He succeeds in escaping the police officer but ends up falling into an open manhole (the lid of which was stolen by the scavenger earlier in the segment).The impact of the fall causes the man to bite off his tongue which remains above ground and break his neck,asphyxiating him

### 538,Tube Snaked

August 19,2005 in Topeka,KS
An underwear clad groupie throws out hen struggling musician crush after his record deal falls through and tosses out his clothes,his demo CDs and his electric guitar.As the man drives away,the woman keeps hen crush's pet boa constrictor that almost strangles her to death.The woman successfully escapes its clutches,throws the boa on the grass and goes back in the house to get drunk.The boa constrictor slithers back through a pipe on the side of the house used in expelling carbon monoxide.The constrictor gets stuck inside,causing a back up of carbon monoxide which kills the groupie who mistakes hen carbon monoxide poisoning for alcohol intoxication

### 448,RIP-PED

October 3,2004 in Tarzana,CA
A 70 year old man obsessed with body building relies on not only his exercise equipment but his juicer to build and maintain his muscles.After years of overworking his juicer,it stops,overheats and explodes,sending the juicer's blade into his carotid artery

### 685,Mary-nated

March 5,1908 in Long Island City,NY
A couple who is oblivious to her notorious past and her disease hire Mary Mallon (aka Typhoid Mary) as their cook and die from typhoid fever four weeks later

### 940,Gooed Riddance

November 21,2009 in Chicago,IL
When a group of women have a reunion that they promised to have 10 years ago (one of which has become a mean girl and wants nothing to do with hen childish friends anymore),they play the game "Chubby Bunny".The more mature one who wins just as before,later chokes when the marshmallows melt in hen mouth and clog hen trachea

### 331,De-throned

April 23,2002 in Las Vegas,NV
A misogynistic biker forces a bar maid to be his personal housekeeper so she can pay off a gambling debt.During hen time,he intentionally makes messes for her to clean up,one of which is cleaning motorcycle parts with gasoline in the living room.The maid cleans up the gasoline by sopping it up in a rag,wringing it out in a bucket and pouring the gasoline in the toilet but doesn't flush.The biker comes home,throws down his beer can and goes to the bathroom.As the biker is on the toilet,he smokes a cigarette and tosses it between his legs into the bowl.The methane gas from his flatulence gets ignited by the cigarette and the toilet blows up,rupturing the biker's pelvic arteries and causing him to bleed to death,much to the relief and happiness of the maid

## Episode 35:Cure For The Common Death,Part II

### 568,Hydrau-licked

May 2,2009 in El Paso,TX
An overly protective low rider competes against someone who he caught eyeing his girlfriend and wins the competition.But as he's celebrating,a loose spring from his car hits him in the chest and knocks him to the ground where his opponent's still bumping car crushes his skull and chest

### 972,Nun F\*\*\*\*\*

April 12,2008 in Natick,MA
An inept martial arts rookie prepares to make a viral video showing off his karate skills in hopes of winning himself a girlfriend.He begins by trying to break boards,bricks and cinder blocks with his head,then starts to twirl nunchucks and accidentally hits himself in the head.The breaking attempts had weakened his skull and the nunchuck hit fractures it,inflicting fatal brain damage

### 574,Myth Busted

May 3,2006 in Pierce County,WA
An angry friendless redneck living out in the countryside is constantly annoyed by the people who use a jogging trail on state park land near his property.To scare them off,the man dresses like Bigfoot and harasses them as they pass.One jogger notifies a park ranger who believes in Bigfoot and shoots the creature with a tranquilizer dart meant to be used on large animals.The man soon dies from low blood pressure as a reaction to etorphine in the tranquilizer

### 326,Radioactivate-dead

March 24,1993 in Los Angeles,CA
A former Russian spy is tracked by his former employers as he sells foreign documents to the US government.Knowing one of the spy's daily routines is to buy coffee from the same stand,the vendor himself routinely spikes it with polonium 210 instead of firing at the former Russian spy.Roughly a month later,the former spy dies of multiple organ failure due to acute radiation poisoning

### 429,Jelly Belly-ed

January 18,2004 in Cairns,Australia
A group of American students take a tour of Australia and a vacation with their school friends.One of them is an immature attention starved young woman whose bad behavior stems from being ostracized earlier in life.After angering the rest of the students with a false shark scare,she goes for a swim,accidentally swallows an Irukandji jellyfish,stinging hen trachea and swelling it shut,though no one notices or cares as they think that she's faking it

### 818,Die-arrhea

February 21,2004 in Louisville,KY
An obnoxious renowned jockey evicted from his hotel becomes desperate to win a horse race so he can retire for good so he becomes anorexic and starts abusing illegal Chinese laxatives to lose enough weight to race.He surprisingly wins but dies from massive dehydration,potassium deficiency and renal failure from the laxatives that he took and no fluids to replenish his electrolytes

### 917,Balloon-a-tic

July 25,2009 in Las Vegas,NV
A girl and hen friends have a bachelorette party and hire a male stripper who dresses up like a birthday party clown and performs X-rated (NC-17-rated) tricks.During his final act,he performs fellatio on a balloon.When he gets the balloon deep enough,he pops it with his stomach acid,blocking his air passage and choking him to death

## Episode 36:Sudden Death

### 286,Coffin To Death

January 3,1993 in Kyoto,Japan
Prior to a concert,the lead singer of a popular Japanese rock band decides to emerge out of a prop coffin filled with the steam from dry ice for a theatrical entrance.However,the lead guitarist who is feuding with the singer decides to steal the spotlight by performing an excessively long 3 minute guitar solo on top of the coffin,trapping the singer inside the coffin and away from fresh air,killing him from lack of oxygen

### 587,Poker Face

September 8,1938 in Joliet,IL
An inmate on death row receives a deck of playing cards from a friend to use in building a pipe bomb as part of an escape plan.He breaks a metal leg from his bed,packs it with torn up cards and water and sets it on his cell's heater.After waiting some time for it to explode,he picks it up,only to have it detonate in his hands due to the sudden mixing of the water and the cards flammable nitrocellulose coating.The prisoner dies from shrapnel injuries to his face

### 982,Bed Buggered

October 14,2004 in Columbus,OH
Two college roommates (a jock and a geek) share a dorm room with the latter continually being made to leave whenever the former brings a date to the dorm.One night,the geek finally brings a date to the room and has sex with her on top of the bunk beds while the jock harasses the two of them from below.The movements of the couple cause the top bunk to fall on the jock and fatally crush him

### 11,Corset Killed Him

January 22,2009 in New York,NY
An arrogant overweight doughnut eating ballroom dancer uses a corset to make himself look thin but laces it too tight.While arguing with his dance partner,the corset compresses his chest and fractures one of his ribs so that it punctures his heart,causing internal bleeding and cardiac arrest

### 416,Gone Fission

November 11,2009 in Riverdale,AZ
As two would be terrorists construct a plutonium nuclear bomb,one of them burps after eating a burger so the other terrorist who is a girl handles the job for him,he tries to warn her but she ignores it,she lets the block touch the ball,causing a massive surge of radiation.The surge destroys hen immune systems and the girl is overcomed with extreme nausea and becomes bedridden,eventually dying of bacterial pneumonia and asphyxiation as hen lungs fill with fluid

### 380,Falling Down On The Job

June 7,1993 in Boise,ID
A lazy construction worker uses a rope elevator designed for bringing tools to the upper floors of a building.On his way up,the rope snaps and he plummets to his death when he hits the ground,he suffers multiple fractures and dies of hemorrhaging

### 540,Ex-squeezed

1581 in London,England
A prisoner named Thomas Miagh is sentenced to die on a torture rack but he is so tall that the machine cannot stretch his body.His executioner then invents the Scavenger's Daughter,a device that forces the man into a fetal position while two metal arms crush his ribs and lungs.Thomas dies of blood loss and puncture wounds

# Season 4

The deaths this time will go to 2-3-2 order

## Episode 37:Dying To Tell the Story

### 85,Ant-artica

March 24,1994 in Tanzania,Africa
A rich spoiled man and his sister tour in the Serengeti and get frustrated over how boring the safari is.They soon abandon their tour guide in search of some excitement against the tour guide's warnings and get very tired and dehydrated.They both pass out under a tree.Hours later,the man's sister wakes up to find that a colony of driver ants has eaten hen brother alive from the inside out.The sister who runs screaming into the wild survives because the perfume that she had on was treated with a chemical commonly used in insect repellent

### 110,Amish-tinguished

October 31,2005 in Philadelphia,PA
An amish boy sent to the city as part of Rumspringa is coaxed into a Halloween party by guests who think that the his look is a costume.The boy is coaxed into a few drinks and becomes the life of the party until he collapses and dies,unaware that he was born without an enzyme that aids in breaking down alcohol

### 433,Trucked Up

August 2,2006 in Ithaca,NY
A teenager shows off his car to his crush but his obnoxious cousin also shows off his new pickup truck.While showing off eight ball on his gear shift,he left the car in gear.When he activated the remote starter,the truck lurched forward,popped out of gear,knocked him on the ground and then crushed his skull with the tires

### 316,Crushing Lot

July 19,2010 in Malibu,CA
A rude surfer often parks his convertible in handicapped parking spaces.When confronted by a Vietnam War veteran who lost his leg,the surfer refuses to confront him,opting instead to drive away.The surfboard pivots sideways due to quick acceleration of his car,hits a street sign and severs the surfer's head from his spinal cord,killing him instantly

### 330,Chess Pain

January 1,1977 in Leningrad,USSR
A Soviet chess master challenges a chess robot to a match using a board fitted with electromagnets and metal pieces that respond to the robot's moves.The man sweats profusely under the stress of the game and when he touches one piece,he is electrocuted due to the board not being properly grounded

### 827,Little Chop Of Horrors

June 11,2005 in Detroit,MI
A chop shop owner cheats two criminals out of a car,attempting to profit from its engine.As he works under the car to loosen the mounts,the chain holding up the engine breaks drop onto his chest and crushing him

### 122,Dis Still Killed Em

April 22,1931 in Morgantown,WV
At the height of both the Prohibition Era and the Great Depression,a poor Appalachian couple decide to make money by selling moonshine.They sample the first liquid produced by their still,not realizing that it contains pure methanol which causes blindness and eventual organ failure

## Episode 38:If You're Dead,Leave A Message And We'll Get Back To You

### 375,Hats All Folks

December 12,1849 in Danbury,CT
A hat maker's constant exposure to mercury which he uses to felt hats,not only drives him to insanity but destroys his internal organs,causes metalicizing of the blood stream,destruction of the brain and death

### 866,Tone Death

October 17,2009 in Brooklyn,NY
An I-Dose dealer uses military subsonic equipment to amplify the hallucinogenic effects of his music for a new I-dose file called "Satan's Jackhammer" and ends up dying from sonic pressure

### 392,Caulk Blocked

April 25,1998 in New York,NY
A wannabe hip hop queen and aspiring songwriter gets butt implants to get the attention of a male rapper who prefers women with big butts and has dedicated a hit song to those kind of women.However,the surgeon that she hired was a fraud and hen butt implants were made of common bathroom caulk instead of medical grade silicone.The syringe that the surgeon used accidentally hit an artery and sent the caulk into hen circulatory system where it clogged hen heart and led to cardiac arrest

### 50,Deaf Jammed

October 19,2003 in Detroit,MI
A car thief who targets women gets his windpipe crushed and the blood supply to his brain cut off after his deaf target rolls up hen car window with his head still stuck in the window

### 193,Homie-cide

July 31,2004 in East LA,CA
A wannabe actor joins a hispanic gang to get into character for an upcoming low budget gang film.After surviving his final initiation and being accepted,he is struck by a cadaver thrown off an overpass by a rival gang,causing a skull fracture and fatal brain hemorrhaging

### 630,OMG,SUV,RIP

July 15,2007 in Burbank,CA
A con artist specializing in filing frivolous lawsuits deliberately breaks his leg while trying to get hit by a blonde on hen cell phone driving an SUV.She pulls over to help and finds him resting against the rear bumper of a car parked in front of her.When she accidentally knocks hen SUV into neutral after getting back in to grab hen cell phone,the car rolls forward and pins the man in between the two bumpers,crushing him to death

### 26,Dead-dy Dearest

May 25,1994 in Sandusky,OH
An extremely overprotective father and former army soldier scares his daughter and hen crush by firing a gun at the boy after suspecting that the two are having sex.The father then remorselessly explains to his enraged daughter that the whole thing was a prank and that the gun is loaded with blanks.The man demonstrates by aiming the gun at his head and firing.Ironically,the man dies from getting shot in the head by the force of the blank hitting him in the temple

## Episode 39:The One About Dumb People Dying

### 710,Wet Dream

January 1,1986 in Manhattan,NY
A man who spent New Year's Eve at a party,snorting cocaine,donning women's clothes and seducing two women into having sex with him,wakes up the next day,half naked,smeared in make up and strapped to his water bed.As he screams,he kicks his stiletto heeled feet,puncturing his water bed which then leaks.The man keeps struggling until all the water from the leaking mattress engulfs him and he drowns

### 916,Mary Lou Rectum

February 12,2010 in Colorado Springs,CO
A very bitter gymnast named Andrea who lost hen chances at being an olympic star and hen beleaguered partner named Sally practice in the gym for a show.After belittling hen colleague on hen trampoline skills,she attempts to dismount off the trampoline herself.Unfortunately for Andrea,she accidentally lands on top of one of the supports for the parallel bars which was left out by a worker trying to fix the bars between hen rectum and vaginal opening and fatally impales/stabs herself to death,leaving hen friend horrified

### 469,Kung Pao Pow

May 10,2003 in Tianjin,China
A corrupt Chinese crematorium worker named Chung Li steals the gold teeth from the body of a man named Mr.Wang who supposedly died from getting struck by lightning.In reality,the man named Mr.Wang was killed when a weather rocket launched in order to bring rain to drought damaged land failed to detonate,fell back to Earth and struck him in the chest.Once the cremation furnace is started,the rocket's explosive charge ignites and blows the hatch off with enough force to decapitated and killed the corrupt crematorium worker

### 815,Hot Shot Part Duh

April 2,2006 in Phoenix,AZ
A couple return to their hotel room after stealing luggage from an airport.The man finds what appears to be a bottle of expensive rum in one of the cases which belonged to a drug smuggler and takes a drink,unaware it is actually liquid cocaine (a mixture of cocaine and kerosene).After drinking the concoction,the man suffers spikes in adrenaline and blood pressure and dies from cardiac arrest

### 622,Steward-death

April 9,2008 in Pacific Ocean
An extremely irritable and apathetic flight attendant/stewardess named Valerie annoys the others with hen rude and mean behavior.Suddenly,the top of the plane which was weakened from years of metal fatigue cracks and the mean flight attendant/stewardess is sucked out from explosive decompression.As she falls to hen death,the mean flight attendant/stewardess is exposed to high speed winds that shreds hen skin,suffocates her to death from the atmospheres due to lack of oxygen and eventually freezes her to death from the extreme cold of being 30000 feet in the air and she dies before landing into the ocean

### 694,Fatally Gourd

October 12,2007 in Moorpark,CA
A man and his buddies go pumpkin chunking using a homemade pumpkin cannon at his farm.Meanwhile,another man is attempting to steal pumpkins from the farm across the field where the pumpkins are supposed to land.One of the pumpkins from the cannon makes contact with the thief and the stem of the pumpkin impales his heart,killing him instantly

### 157,Headtop

January 8,1988 in English Town,Macau
A brave and strong leader leads his team named Teen Titans who gets angry at his members if they disrespect him.The only person that would help the lead is the tallest,she would help him with his chores and his saves.The other four would help him sometimes but in the next few days,they hang out with each other due to the lead killing a man.The lead then comes to that place and tells them the truth,only to get rejeted by the four before trying to throw a punch to the robot which he dodges it and the lead hits his head on the wall and killing him due to the skull fragemnts going to the brain.The animal transformer sprayed sunflower perfume everywhere which makes the lead allergic due to his hate of sunflowers

## Episode 40:Captured Dead-sort

### 462,A Slice Of Karma

January 17,2004 in Miami,FL
A boy who keeps running,screaming,biting and begging wants some pizza but the mother was calling someone that instant,the girl will still do what he says but every action,someone is telling her to answer the call but while slicing the pizza,the boy becomes impatient and the mom tells him to wait.However,the pizza slicer halfly cuts his wrist and slices his jugular vein,killing him instantly

### 81,Purse Jacked

November 6,2006 in Austin,TX
A man who plays video games does'nt need to be rich to have money so stealing might be a good at him.He then sees a girl using a toilet outside and she does it,he would steal a purse from her but while he was running away,he slips on a rock that the girls were playing with and the purse explodes his head,ending his life

### 906,Pitchforked

November 2,1996 in Gilbert,AZ
A scoundrel with his normal attitudic friends are in a cementery to celebrate the death of their loved ones.It was his turn first before the other man and the girl itself.After they visit them,the first guy says that they will go to the mall but his friends rejected it and tries to go home but the man doesn't let them leave and they talk back to him.While that,he reveals a pitchpork,telling them to see it before he shoves it into the table,impaling it on his neck,killing him

### 13,Dead Wrongs

May 22,1990 in Filioford,Macau
Two brothers were making a party with a lot of games,especially for the last one,it was a drinking contest with the first one being nice and the other being rude.One of the boys drank the first one and the second one for the other.The first one suddenly dies from too much conidiration which the drink was full of crushed cockroaches and water mixed together

### 189,Bean Boozled

August 12,1993 in Nil Onily,CA
A couple with two more of their favorite coupes were having fun together.The last challenge made them incapable because of the two tastes of a bean.The girls became disgusted and decides to play "Put the Bean in the Trash",the girl on the left goes first,then the middle and finally,the right but she let it fly through the back of hen spouse's forehead,causing him to spew out to death

### 665,PB And Poisoned

March 6,2000 in Albany,NY
Two bestfriends go on a jog to a street for ten minutes.While jogging,one of them finds a bottle of peanut butter but the boy was allergic to it so the girl ate it by herself,she brings out a spoon and starts to scoop it all out.The peanut butter however was created by a witch who fills it with a jar of poison a few minutes ago and drops it on the ground,causing the girl to die when hen organs melt to a crisp

### 160,Squirreled Away

May 3,2003 in Cooper's Creek,GA
A taxidermist who regularly eats the meat of the animals that he kills and dines on squirrel meat (served rare),not realizing that the animal was infected with rabies.He contracts the virus which invades his brain and causes him to die a slow painful death of organ failure over the course of several days

## Episode 41:Getting A Rise From The Dead

### 281,Sign Offed

September 21,2005 in Ocean Beach,CA
A sign spinner has been showing off his skills to impress a beautiful barista at a nearby coffeehouse.When a rival spinner shows up across the street,the two start trying to outdo each other and win the barista's attention.After the first spinner nearly gets hit by a passing car,he accidentally slashes his jugular vein with the edge of his sign (now jagged from repeated hits against the pavement) and quickly bleeds to death

### 208,Chef Boy-r-dead

March 14,2004 in New York,NY
A sous chef works hard to gain the trust of hen domineering chef in an attempt to steal his PDA which contains his recipes.When the chef leaves for the night,the sous chef steals the PDA from his pocket.Hearing a noise,the sous chef drops the PDA and squeezes herself inside the restaurant's dishwasher.The chef returns,gets his PDA and leaves again.Soon afterward,another employee turns the machine on,spraying the sous chef with hot water that scalds her to death

### 552,Par For The Corpse

October 29,2009 in Eugene,OR
In a parody of grindhouse style zombie horror movie trailers,a teenage couple making out in a cemetery are scared off by a sickly shambling man thought to be a zombie.The narrator then explains that the zombie is actually a cemetery groundskeeper with little respect for the dead suffering from a fatal allergic reaction to the fungicide that he sprayed on the cemetery grass which he unknowingly ingested by way of chewing on the golf tees that he had in his mouth while using the cemetery as his personal golf course

### 475,Dip N Die

April 8,2007 in Arizona Border
An illegal immigrant hunting vigilante is driving along the border,chewing tobacco.His truck suddenly hits a rock,causing him to bite his tongue while chewing tobacco which triggers a bout of erectile glossitis and causes the man to choke on his swelling tongue

### 59,Dead Fella

September 19,2004 in Atlantic City,NJ
Two mobsters attempt to kill a third mobster who plans on testifying against them in court.They stand in front of his car at opposite sides and attempt to shoot through the windshield.However,the car has been outfitted with bulletproof glass and one shooter's bullet ricochets into the other's carotid artery,killing him

### 33,Drugged Up

May 5,2009 in Riverdale,AZ
A girl who is about to celebrate hen birthday plays a lot of games inculding the last one which she was eliminated first.The girl then drinks a glass of water and after a while,she goes to cardiac arrest before it turns to a seizure that kills her.One of the boys added too much pill residue on the water

### 997,Double-o-severed

May 6,2007 in New York,NY
A spy committing corporate espionage climbs down a hotel's air duct to install a listening device outside the room which an important meeting is to take place there.His assistant nephew accidentally turns on the duct's fan which catches the spy's rope and winds it up.He bleeds to death when the fan blades sever his legs

## Episode 42:The Hidden Death

### 20,Cho-lice

January 21,2007 in Toronto,Canada
Three police guards tow vehicles away from the owners if they violated a rule and they would take it to the junkyard to crush it.One police will be at the bottom and doing the command,the first on top will hook the brace of the car with a rope hook and the second on top will balance and make it fall to the gnasher.As they try to crush the final one,the brace that the police in the bottom is wearing gets caught up in the rope hook and chokes him to death

### 604,Explod-opoly

November 15,1995 in San Fierro,Macau
A girl with hen twin different looking brothers goes on a trip to Wittoga but the brothers were so playful so she warns them and they head to the car.She goes to the bathroom and uses a toilet before flushing it and leaving again.While the sister's gone,the brothers replaced the Monopoly materials to dynamite and puts it into the sitway itself.When she comes back,she stops to look at it,opens the box and is shocked when she sees the dynamite before it explodes due to the darkness and the sun which makes it all light up

### 72,Chainsawed

September 1,2000 in Dubai,UAE
A weapon mechanic makes a new weapon called "The Minigun of Death",he gets the materials,places his chainsaw on the table and starts making the weapon but while making it on process,he falls asleep on his back,causing the chainsaw to fall right through his chest,killing him instantly.While on the park,he buys some food and drink so he can take his break but before he can do it,he leaves it exposed and goes to the bathroom.While he's gone,a thief eats his food and slurp his drink.When he returns,he continues to take his break.When he comes home to make a new weapon,he forgot to remove the tie on the chainsaw while he's making the weapon

### 430,Pipe Smoked

October 18,1993 in Newcastle,Australia
Two bestfriends and their relationers hang out at night with all the flavors of wine,they get sobered until they had to go the bathroom and use a toilet to take a dump in.After that,they realized that they were playing a game so they ask them to play too and they agreed.The girl goes first to throw the pipe on the dart and then the boy.While it's the boys turn,the pipe accidentally hits the living room of the house (the one that was sprayed with pesticide minutes ago),causing a powerful smoke to go to the garage,making everyone go out except the two which they get exposed to it due to the garage door malfunctioning before they die from asphyxiation

### 223,Come Thunder,Come Killing

June 21,2004 in Taipa,Macau
A massive amateur and hen bestfriends goes to a cemental place for an oncoming funeral.While that happens,the two boys play a lot of video games and the girl starts to warn them.They heard the warning and go to the girl.After hearing a lot of the girl's warnings,they reject it this time which the girl tries to step in but is electrocuted due to the wire exposed on the water and dies after,much to the delight of the boys.The warning was to get them inside the cemental room while they're waiting for the dead person in a casket

### 915,Snakenstein

December 2,1937 in Berlin,Germany
A unethical scientist interested in reanimation is only able to bring animal parts back to life using chemicals and electric current.When he experiments on a rattlesnake carcass,a spasm in its muscles causes the fangs to drive into his neck,injecting him with a lethal dose of venom

### 307,Deadly Disease

February 3,2008 in Korea Town,Macau
After the funeral of a man's mother,the man is forced to go with the employee's room and sleep with him.The next day,the man had a mild fever and a cough and tries to prevent it by sleeping again.The man is then called downstairs and eats lunch with them but instead,he eats an ice cream only.After that,he drinks water and washes off the bacteria on the glass before going back to his room.However,the man dies due to the ice cream that he ate.The ice cream was coffee and it had caffeine so it was'nt good for him while he was sick

## Episode 43:Ready Or Not,Here Comes Death

### 410,Asphyxi-asian

August 12,2006 in Tokyo,Japan
The narrator channel surfs through a nature show and a home shopping channel until he stops on a Japanese game show challenge featuring a conniving female contestant donning scuba gear and swimming through hoops while collecting cantaloupes.The female contestant dies of breathing in truck exhaust that wasn't filtered out of hen oxygen tank and ends up drowning.The narrator points out that a story like that would make a great entry for 1000 Ways to Die

### 767,Par-gore

March 15,2004 in Detroit,MI
While racing up the outside of a building with his friends,an arrogant parkour obsessed teen pushes one of them out of the way in order to win.On the roof,he rolls to recover from his last jump and impales his neck on an exposed pipe,severing his spinal cord and paralyzing the muscles that control breathing

### 405,Dill Doh

December 5,2006 in Kansas City,MO
A retired chemistry teacher who was sent to a nursing home by his greedy children who had him declared incapable of caring for himself just so they could get his money does demonstrations for the other residents (despite being reprimanded by a mean spirited nursing home aide) including one in which he uses a pickle to form a crude light.When the mean nursing home aide grabs the equipment to confiscate it,he completes a circuit that sends an electric shock through his heart and stops it

### 901,Boobicide

February 27,2000 in Hoboken,NJ
A vain stripper suffering from back problems from hen polypropylene breast implants takes oxycodone and alcohol to relieve hen pain.She then climbs into a reclining rack and flips herself upside down to further relax hen back.The stripper suffocates from hen breasts falling on hen face and being too intoxicated to react or right herself in time

### 785,Boweled Out

June 13,2005 in Youngstown,OH
A softball player's abdominal hernia flares up during a game so he pushes it back into place and keeps playing,not realizing that he has ruptured a nearby artery.On his next swing,the hernia erupts again and he dies from internal bleeding

### 534,Goon Interrupted

December 18,1998 in Mental Hospital
A hitman feigns insanity and is sent to a mental hospital after his trial for murder.He then attempts to escape from his fifth floor ward by climbing down a laundry chute but the weight of the laundry dumped onto him from higher floors causes him to lose his grip.He falls 50 feet and lands on a concrete floor,suffering multiple injuries and dying instantly

### 396,Doggie Styled

March 29,1997 in Chester,GA
Two drunk duck hunters throw a lit stick of dynamite into a clump of bushes to flush out some ducks.Their dog,a yellow labrador retriever who is telling the story which is voiced by the narrator,instinctively fetches the stick and brings it back,then runs off after an offscreen squirrel.The dynamite explodes,killing both hunters

## Episode 44:Grave Errors

### 69,Curl Up And Die

November 1,2002 in Beverly Hills,CA
A hairstylist,known for seducing his female clients with quaaludes and vodka and still under the influence of the cocktail from a fling moment begins to work on his next client.The hairstylist passes out from the drugs and lands on the floor with his neck on top of a heated curling iron.As the curling iron burns through the man's neck,the dead tissue blocks his trachea which creates asphyxiation

### 266,Who Ded?

September 16,2005 in New Orleans,LA
Two college aged women disguised as disaster relief workers for Hurricane Katrina rob a church.Upon stumbling into the flooded basement,they step into the water and are immediately electrocuted by a severed power line under the water

### 528,Crack Piped

January 2,1993 in Manhattan,NY
Two workers put the money jar (the one that is vented from a leaking pipe) in a trolley to let the other workers put it in a truck for them to donate it to the poor.As more jars go in the store,one of them struggles to pull them out so he calls his friend to help him.While doing this,one of the jars explode on the nearest man's face,killing him,much to the horror of the other friend

### 608,Thanks A Clot

February 12,2005 in Cebu Island,Philippines
A psychic surgeon who scams the sick into believing that he can cure them touches the mucus of a leper with a runny nose.Some time later,he contracts leprosy and dies of a lung clot

### 491,Odds Are You're Dead

December 3,2004 in Mercer,NJ
A loan shark confronts a scissor lift operator over a debt.When operator refuses to come down,the shark cuts the hydraulic brake to the scissor lift.The lift comes crashing down on the loan shark and decapitates him

### 152,Chemi-killed

July 31,2003 in Bethesda,MD
A lab assistant enraged by the rejection from hen married co worker who had sex with her and regretted it goes on a rampage in the laboratory,destroying his latest experiment.She grabs a flask of sodium azide and smashes it into a sink full of water.The sodium azide converts to hydrogen azide gas which burns the skin off hen face and destroys hen lungs

### 442,i-Boned

June 12,2009 in Cincinnati,OH
A cell phone addict annoying and infuriating others with hen chatter at a movie theater dies when the defective battery in hen phone short circuits and the phone explodes,sending shrapnel into hen inner ear and brain

## Episode 45:Killing Them Softly

### 769,Scam,Eye Am Dead

March 21,2003 in Chicago,IL
After a Nigerian scam artist attempts to scam a man using the wash wash scheme,his intended victim catches on and runs up to the scammer's hotel room.The scam artist is standing behind the door when the victim forces it open,driving its coathook into the scammer's eye and piercing his frontal lobe

### 394,Contact Die

October 10,2006 in New Britain,CT
A co ed attempting to seduce hen way through chemistry class distracts hen nerdy lab partner who is mixing ammonia and hydrochloric acid.As she leans over the flask,the gas fuses hen contact lenses to hen eyes.As she blunders toward an emergency wash station,she trips on a cord and slides headfirst into a wall,breaking hen neck

### 943,Six Feet Plunder

September 17,2002 in Harrisburg,PA
A jealous man attempts to rob his wealthy brother's grave of the expensive jewelry he was buried with.After the man digs too close to the headstone,it topples on top of him,pinning him on top of his brother's body and crushing him

### 666,Guns N Noses

December 14,1992 in Sierra Leone
After capturing and killing a diamond smuggler,a ruthless warlord celebrates by snorting brown brown (cocaine laced with nitroglycerine laced gunpowder).The tray holding the mixture is contaminated with diamond dust when the warlord snorts the mixture,the particles lacerate his arteries and travel to his heart,causing him to bleed to death

### 893,Frequent Dier

November 2,2006 in Richmond,VA
An overly intimate couple on an airplane flight decide to join the mile high club after being told by the stewardess that they cannot have sex in front of the other passengers.While the couple try to get in a comfortable position in the cramped bathroom,the plane hits a pocket of turbulence and the two are thrown violently around until they die of skull fractures and a broken neck

### 585,Suck And Blown

August 24,2007 in Atlantic City,NJ
Attempting to siphon gas from a car,two men use an industrial vacuum to speed up the process.A spark from the vacuum's electric fan ignites the gas and sets off an explosion that instantly kills them both

### 905,Master E-raced

April 11,1945 (Technically some time in 1995) in Nuremberg,Germany and ends in Brooklyn,NY
A Nazi military officer is shot in the head during World War II and left for dead but survives with the bullet becoming lodged near a major artery in his brain.Fifty years later,he bumps his head against his refrigerator,jarring the bullet enough to sever the artery and cause a fatal hemorrhage

## Episode 46:Better Them Than Us

### 214,Macdeath

March 16,1999 in Boise,ID
A retired dot com company millionaire and current narcissistic owner of a theater assigns himself as the lead role in a play that he's producing.While doing a flying scene,the holster holding him up is unable to hold his weight,causing it to break.The frayed edge of the cord then unwinds and races through the system of pulleys at over 700 miles per hour,passing through the air and slashing the man's jugular vein

### 687,Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain

June 22,2009 in Moscow,Russia
A Russian pimp is preparing to leave with one of his prostitutes.She gets in the car but locks herself inside when the car is pelted with cement bricks from a failed cloud seeding operation.As the pimp struggles to get in the car,he is hit in the head by a chunk of cement and killed

### 465,Pop Goes The Cholo

August 25,2008 in Albuquerque,NM
Two friends take the member to a back alley doctor to treat a bullet wound on hen chest.The leader ends up pistol whipping the doctor into unconsciousness after losing patience with him.With the doctor out cold,the friends decide to do the operation themselves but fail after inserting the tracheal tube down the injured member's esophagus,rather than the trachea and end up hemorrhaging the injured member's stomach by filling it with air,causing it to explode

### 732,Flame Retard-ant

July 6,2005 in Burnside,KY
A pyromaniac attempts to set a tree ablaze after dousing it with gasoline.Unfortunately,he gets gasoline on his pants and ends up in flames.However,he is quick to jump into the adjacent river but the melting of his muscles and cartilage cause shock and paralysis.The man collapses into the lake and drowns

### 902,Rocky Roadkill

September 2,2007 in Riverside,CA
A drug dealer doing business out of an ice cream truck is mugged by a meth addict.The driver manages to get away but upon encountering a sharp turn,the freezer topples over and leaks chlorofluorocarbon into the truck.The dealer blacks out from inhaling the refrigerant and slams into a tree,the impact of which ruptures his aortic valve and causes death by exsanguination

### 100,Straight To DVDead

December 6,2005 in Hollywood,CA
Two men are reenacting a 1775 Revolutionary War duel for a low budget film.One man,a former criminal turned wannabe actor who was passed up for the lead role,plots to kill the other so he slips a lead ball into the gun chamber to make the death seem like an accident.However when he fires the gun,it explodes due to an excessive amount of gunpowder,blowing his hand off and sending shrapnel into his femoral artery,eventually killing him from blood loss

### 717,My Big Fat Greek Death

560 BC in Athens,Greece
Perillos of Athens,a metalworker is attempting to impress King Phalaris with the unveiling of a new torture device:the brazen bull which is meant to roast enemies that are placed inside.To test the device,Phalaris locks Perillos in the device and cooks him to death

## Episode 47:Dead Before They Know It

### 556,Speffed

April 26,2004 in Las Vegas,NV
A young disobedient woman who always borrows hen roommates belongings without asking mistakes psoriasis cream for moisturizer before stepping into hen roommate's new tanning bed which no one is allowed to use.The psoralen in the cream,activated by the tanning bed's ultraviolet radiation gives her massive second degree burns all over hen body so she tries to sleep it out.When she wakes up,the burn worsens and when she walks out of hen room,she collapses on hen horrified roommate and dies of heart failure and severe dehydration

### 960,Ji-had It Coming

September 24,2006 in Afghanistan
An award winning American reporter denounces hen US citizenship,converts to Islam and marries a Taliban leader.She celebrates by firing off several rounds of an AK-47 into the air during hen wedding to fit in with the crowd but loses control of the gun and dies when one of the bullets hits a metal pitcher and ricochets into hen skull where it bounces inside and causes massive bleeding and immediately fatal wounds

### 933,Crate And Buried

August 15,2004 in Darfur,Sudan
Two thieves in Sudan steal supply crates needed for refugees.As the men celebrate,they suddenly get crushed to death by a falling two ton supply crate that had a faulty parachute

### 2,Lost In Transfusion

May 16,2002 in Chicago,IL
In order to beat a company drug test,a cocaine addicted operator injects himself with blood that matches his type,stolen by his crush who works as a hospital cook.However,he does not listen when she warns him to warm the blood before injecting it.He stores the blood in the refrigerator overnight before injecting it in the bathroom moments before his drug test.Once the cold blood enters his heart,the man is killed in seconds from fibrillation and tachycardia

### 368,Arriva-deadci

September 8,2008 in Rochester,NY
A mobster on parole is granted permission to be on a work release program but slacks off and orders his co workers to do his work for him.When his parole officer visits him,the mobster tricks her into thinking that he is doing as he's told and moves a dumpster.However,he gets distracted when he sees his co worker talking to his parole officer about his job performance and forgets to lock the wheels on the dumpster which ends up rolling down the hill and pinning him against a second dumpster.The mobster is killed when the sharp end of the first dumpster punctures his abdomen and extrudes his intestines from his body

### 603,Die-crow

February 24,2002 in Los Santos,Macau
A boy who is invited by his friends which one of them has a birthday prepares the stuffs that they needed because there will be more visitors coming.Meanwhile,a girl who is hunting the person who just got in his friends house crawls where he is and removes the screws from the vent door before trying to reach his bak,only to get impaled in the chest by the sai that she is using now.One of his friends then turns around the body,revealing the hunter herself and killing her within seconds

### 183,Miss-ur Head

March 6,1925 in Marseille,France
A French criminal is executed via guillotine.His head is studied by a scientist out to prove that the guillotine is an inhumane form of capital punishment by showing officials that the victim who died still shows some signs of life after being decapitated

## Episode 48:An Innocent Gentledeath

### 30,Dying On The Older Days

December 2,2005 in New York,NY
An old man hates people who interrupts what he is doing which it is held by a leader of a group and a member.When the old man finally sees them,he gets angry at those two for getting their group to interrupt him while he was on quiet mode.The next day,the group sees his spouse and sings for her to give them money which she does it but before that,the old man sees them with their group and tries to teach them some manners,only to trip on the wet floor that his spouse mopped earlier ago and impales his cane on his neck,killing him within seconds

### 505,Rock Crushed

July 18,2009 in Davenport,IA
A small girl with hen group goes to the house where the older person wants another older person to go outside and show herself which all of them inside refuses.After a lot of callings,the younger person shoots the house with all of them unharmed because they were hiding in their basement.After that happens,hen mom gets out of the car and tells her to attend a funeral but she refuses.Meanwhile on the plane,a man punish people who never listen to a taller and older person's command by getting a rock and letting it fall out of the sky in which the victims are crushed to death with it.The man reacts on time just to do this punishment and kill her after,much to the horror of hen friends and mom

### 234,Flip Stairs

August 8,2003 in Frisco,TX
Three people backflip everywhere to impress women.Everytime they go to another place to do it,the flip will occur more stunts that are harder and deadlier which it will become successful if that happens.While trying to do the flip on the back of the second floor stairs,he slips through the wet floor that the janitor is mopping now and breaks many of his bones as he comes crashing down on the ground floor.Everybody in there then checks the dead person,making his sister horrified as she sees his corpse

### 84,Armored

October 17,2001 in Billings,MT
A man who upgrades his arms into metal ones shows his creations to his friends and turns it on one by one and tests how it works which it was successful.His group then calls him to fix the chess clock which he goes there,only to get electrocuted because of his metal arms when he touches it and kills him after

### 79,Chlo-died

June 9,2006 in Roanoke,VA
A guy named Gernerr is in a vacation with his group where they train in the gym everyday to become stronger in order to beat a girl named Linda to death.Since they are training for two hours,all of them decides to take a break for one hour before taking a shower.Gernerr however hasn't swim for his life so he decides to do that.All of his friends tells him not to but he refuses so he dives in,only to become dizzy and die within seconds when he comes out of the pool

### 646,Eye-sick-kill

November 29,2008 in Cedar Springs,MI
A perverted stoner gets fired from his job as a mall Santa after two of his female elves report him for sexual harassment.As the man bangs on the door to get his boss to let him in,an icicle falls from the roof's edge.The man looks up just in time for the icicle to impale him in his eye and through his brain

### 923,Death Chamber

April 13,1996 in Biselt,Macau
Two people switches harmful things to the useful ones so they make a shop called "Healthy Things" and use healthy stuffs to make their food.The people who were in another shop goes in there and starts to taste their food which most of them liked it.A girl with hen friend on another shop goes in there and starts to accuse them for stealing their customers,making them run away in order to lose them but they were too fast so they try to find a hiding place and they found one.Thinking that it is a storage room,the two hid in a gas chamber where the person controlling it starts the process and they were facing a bad consequence.Trying to find their way out,the two died after being suffocated by the smokes of the chamber which makes one of the workers (the one who heard their screams) go there and is shocked to see their dead bodies

# Season 5

## Episode 49:Stupid Is As Death Does

### 924,Chairway To Heaven

November 20,2003 in Milwaukee,WI
A deadbeat dad who abandoned his family to find himself an act so heinous even the narrator says he wants to kill the man gets drunk with his friend while setting up his new house,ignoring his wife and children's pleadings for him to return home.He brings in a pilot seat from a Soviet fighter jet,unaware that it still works.He pulls the lever on the seat and is launched 10 feet into the air,crushing his skull against the roof

### 851,Eye Swallow

February 14,2008 in Berkeley,CA
An acrotomophiliac has sex with a woman who lost hen arm in a car accident and has a glass eye.The woman puts hen eye in a glass with water before continuing.When they are done,she runs to his shower and the man takes a drink from the glass with the eye and chokes to death when he accidentally swallows hen glass eye

### 411,The Depart-dead

March 25,1991 in South Boston,MA
A group of white teenage wannabe gangstas from South Boston play a drinking game called Edward Fortyhands in which the drinkers have beer bottles taped to their hands and they cannot do anything (smoke,urinate,leave the room,etc) until the beer bottles are empty.One of them spits a half lit cigar under a couch which starts burning the flammable synthetic stuffing,releasing hydrogen cyanide into the room.Because they cannot open the door,they suffocate on the fumes

### 898,Spyanide

April 17,1943 in Norfolk,VA
A treacherous American spy working for the Nazis has a short meeting in a park.After that meeting,an American tries to return his notebook that he left behind.The spy thinks the American returning his notebook is out to get him and takes his own life by swallowing cyanide pills

### 253,Game Stopped

October 4,2008 in Mattituck,NY
A video game addict plays for 60 straight hours trying to take down his opponents and become the highest ranked player in the world.When his last opponent,a woman defeats him,he furiously stands up,then drops dead,unaware that his leg veins had formed clots from being sedentary for so long and now the clots had moved into his heart and lungs

### 514,Moving Violation

July 9,1994 in Evanston,IL
Two ex cons hired as moving men are helping a woman move out of her house.One of the movers steals a glass crystal flower.While packing the boxes in the truck,the van accidentally moves forward and the man who stole the flower gets crushed by a falling box which pushes the flower into his heart,killing him instantly

### 119,Art Attack

June 11,2006 in New York,NY
A pervert posing as a French artist tries to seduce women but gets rejected by one of his targets.In a rage,he punches a sculpture that he had made from a butterfly bomb which it sends shrapnel into the man's body and kills him

## Episode 50:Death Be A Lady Tonight

### 541,Half Offed

July 15,2001 in Reno,NV
An obnoxious impatient executive bullies his way through a taxi line and steals the cab from a woman with several bags,demanding that the ride is his.As he's arguing with the woman and the bellhop,a tow truck speeds by with a loose hook which gets caught in the taxi's trunk,pinning the man against the cab,quickly slicing him in half and severing his spinal cord,bisecting him

### 535,Smoke Stalked

March 8,2004 in Holbrook,AZ
A psychotic ex girlfriend stalks hen newly married crush and his happy wife to the point that her invasions become threatening.Desperate to take their minds off the stalker,the couple go on vacation,during which the stalker tries to break in through the chimney and gets stuck.Trapped for a week,she slowly dies of a mix of starvation,dehydration and suffocation until hen body's finally freed by hen returning crush,noticing that hen corpse is preventing him from starting a fire in the flue

### 727,Sudden Death

July 21,2006 in Emmett,MI
A fantasy football fanatic annoys everyone at a sports bar with his repeated yells at players and shouting out how many points they gained or cost him in his fantasy league.When he tries to change the shown game to another more favorable one,he triggers a bar fight and manages to slip off,only for a piece of a shattered beer mug to fly towards him and pierce through his neck,slicing his jugular vein and carotid artery,causing him to bleed to death within moments

### 428,Raider Of The Lost Narc

February 22,2002 in Sterling,CO
A junkie desperate for hen fix calls in a bogus 911 call,sending a hospital's paramedics speeding out.Hiding behind a dumpster and watching the ambulances head out,she quickly rushes in through the open garage door and pockets several bottles of morphine before trying to rush back out through the closing door.But dropping one of the bottles,she reaches back to try to retrieve it and is crushed by the garage door which had a broken safety shutoff switch

### 203,Bats All Folks

May 22,2005 in Hohhot,China
An unscrupulous antiquities trader and tomb raider sneaks into a cave and steals a 1000 year old warrior statue,only to awaken a colony of bats.One of the bats bites the tomb raider in the neck,infecting him with the SARS virus which kills him two weeks later

### 921,Pimp My Death

April 3,2005 in Washington,DC
A hooker charms hen way into a desperate married man's hotel room on the pretense of finding him attractive.But when she reveals hen profession and insists on $2000 for the night,the man refuses to pay leading to her calling hen pimp.When the man arrives,she uses their confrontation as a chance to take the $2000 from the man's wallet,then tries to hide in the bathroom to be able to make hen getaway,only for hen boss to shove the man into her,causing her to fall into the edge of a marble sink and split hen head open

### 957,Drone Boned

November 5,2008 in Korengal Valley,Afghanistan
A pair of horrorists who have killed American soldiers with rifles and homemade bombs hide out in an abandoned building.Meanwhile in Nevada,an American pilot and former video game master uses a predator drone to flush out the horrorists.The drone finds its way into the abandoned building and fires a missile at its target.The missile explodes,blowing up the two horrorists and leaving nothing left but a severed hand

## Episode 51:That's Mister Death To You

### 825,Any Given Gunday

November 25,2004 in Los Angeles,CA
A jersey chaser (a groupie who likes to seduce professional athletes) sleeps with a pro football player.Due to a concussion he endured during one of his games,the player wakes up with no memory of sleeping with the jersey chaser and becomes paranoid over someone out to rob him of his money which is the reason why he has guns hidden in his house.He calms down when he finds the jersey chaser making him breakfast in the kitchen until she turns on the stove which contains a gun hidden inside.The gun is heated up and fires into the woman's skull,killing her instantly

### 303,Descent Of A Woman

October 20,2008 in Tucson,AZ
A germophobe with obsessive compulsive disorder falls off a ladder while cleaning and lands on a mirror,breaking it.One shard enters hen armpit,tearing open hen axillary artery but also plugging the hole.When she later pulls the shard out,the hole reopens and she quickly bleeds to death

### 12,Scarf-face

January 11,2009 in Pakistani Border
A terrorist attempting to escape from prison abstains from eating for weeks until he is thin enough to slip through the bars of his cell door.After escaping,he gorges at a feast and dies from refeeding syndrome

### 969,Dog Dead Afternoon

February 10,2006 in Little Rock,AK
A dog thief uses a tranquilizer dart on a pit bull.When a security guard shows up,the thief waits for him to leave but the guard falls asleep.When the guard awakens,the thief tranquilizes him and the guard falls in front of the gate.Simultaneously,the pitbull awakens and attacks the now trapped thief,crushing his trachea

### 722,Crappy Ending

July 18,2007 in Bangkok,Thailand
An American tourist visits an erotic massage parlor.During the session however,he is unable to remain aroused and blames this on a strange buzzing sound within the walls.His frustrated masseuse removes an electrical outlet to check it out and flees in terror when an Asian giant hornet flies out and stings hen client.The man kills the hornet but its pheromones attract the rest of the swarm which proceed to sting the tourist to death

### 77,Withdrawn

March 4,2003 in Chicago,IL
A robber with a C4 bomb collar around his neck holds up a bank,pretending to be a victim who was forced by other criminals to do it.As the police confront the man and try to help him,a shaken teller flees for hen car,unlocking it with hen wireless key.Since the wireless key and the bomb's detonator were set to the same frequency,the robber's head explodes

### 453,Bursted Out

July 14,2009 in Baton Range,Macau
A tiktoker who was invited to David's birthday makes a tiktok video before taking a bath and dressing up.After that,he drives to the location and meets his bestfriend over there.While the party's ongoing,his bestfriend gets a wine and pours it at a glass before drinking it which she bursts it out,electrocuting the tiktoker and killing him.The wine that his bestfriend drank was coconut and she was allergic to it,she also bursted the gash onto an outlet and his foot,causing it to light up together

## Episode 52:Kiss Of Death

### 64,Mail Boxed

November 26,2005 in Riverdale,AZ
Two unknowningly bestfriends attends their program called "The Secret Garden Project".While that,the two have fun by roaming around the town with the boy riding the hoverboard while the girl holds onto a ski.Few minutes later,the boy loses control and lets the girl's neck go to a booby trap

### 348,Wrecking Killed

May 22,1991 in Doherty,Macau
A couple who were fixing a maintenance line plans to make another building.They tried but they failed so they called the guards to plan it themselves.While the guards are planning,the two play a game called "Chess" which the boy wins the girl before she goes to the bathroom and uses a toilet,causing her to drop hen phone on the ground.The man then picks up hen phone,only to get his head split by a wrecking ball and hanging it onto the top of the bathroom,the man who is inside cannot hear anything because he is playing speaker musics.The girl then comes out horrified as she sees his head hanging on the top of the bathroom

### 242,Cannonized

July 15,1992 in Vatuvas,Macau
A mean and three nice women play fighting strumos,a fighting game that is like MC Veteran but doesn't have any weapons.One of the nice women wins all of them so for revenge,the mean girl brings out a cannon on hen car and shoots it at the winner,only to come back exploding at hen chest,killing the girl.A man with his c pipe passes through before she could kill the winner

### 511,Tear Smoked

December 19,1990 in Sharon Springs,Macau
A teleport goes home after working out for 2 hours.She takes a bath and dresses up before watching 1 movie on the TV and turning it off after.Meanwhile,two thieves target their final house with a tear gas which the first thief was holding it now.He tries to throw it but the second one gets it from him and throws it on the window,breaking the glass and knocking her out.Due to the distraction,she wasn't able to see or hear things while she's on no sense mode.The tear gas activates with enough force to get the smoke on the nose,suffocating her to death

### 371,Exerzac

September 29,1998 in Robinwood,Macau
A racer who previously lost to the previous champion decides to exercise more,his neighbor tells him not to but he rejects his offer and continues it.After a month and a week of exercising to become the strongest person,his neighbor comes back to aid him but he talks back,causing the guy to leave by his own.When he exercises with the long dumbbell again,his sweaty hands makes it slip,impaling the prang of it in his chest,killing him within seconds,much to the delight of his neighbor

### 460,Chokeballed

March 30,1995 in Taipa,Macau
A man and his bestfriend visit the funeral of his sister.The man leaves his pornographic bestfriend to guard the place while he's gone which he finds a girl and starts having sex with her.While having sex,the lead of the girl's group show up,warning him not to do the stuff again and lets him out of the concerned room.After a lot of sexes and warnings,she gets super mad and goes to his friend to tell him about the incident before he gets angry and grabs him until he gets outside,causing the protesters to throw styro balls at him but one goes through his back to hen neck,causing her to choke to death.The man had shield on his back so he can protect himself from harm

### 414,Chain Gang Banged

June 23,2007 in Maricopa,AZ
Two prisoners on a chain gang attempt to escape by jumping into the bed of a passing pickup truck.When the chain of their leg irons got wrapped around the truck's hitch,they are dragged along the ground and die from blood loss and multiple bone fractures

## Episode 53:Death,The New Black

### 814,Splat-formed

September 5,1977 in Harlem,NY
A cocaine dealer who was also addicted to the drug he sold goes to a disco to show off his moves and have fun.When he trips in his platform shoes,the spearheaded end of his male symbol necklace pierces his jugular vein and he bleeds to death faster than normal due to the cocaine and dancing giving him a rapid heartbeat

### 225,Who Fart-dead?

November 10,2008 in Seattle,WA
A group of sorority pledges enter a sauna contest in which the one who can stay in the longest gets to skip Hell Week.One pledge has been eating beans and broccoli for a week,giving herself severe gas.Hen continuous farting forces all the other pledges to flee the sauna in disgust but before she can get out,she dies from dehydration,high body core temperature and second/third degree burns all over hen body

### 137,Him-paled

May 10,2008 in Philadelphia,PA
A pervert uses his camera phone to get upskirt photos of women.While standing behind a woman who is wearing a skirt with no underwear at a streetside coffee vendor,the woman freaks out and the construction worker standing next to her goes to beat up the pervert.Meanwhile,another construction worker 8 stories up trips over a sandbag and lets go of a piece of rebar with falls from the sky and impales the pervert from his shoulder through his side,impaling his heart

### 35,Jablowni

June 2,2006 in West Deptford,NJ
An arrogant twenty something bodybuilder orders his beleaguered crush to inflate a pool raft.After she gets fed up and quits,he inflates the raft with flammable tire sealant and throws it in the pool.Once he climbs on,he lowers his arm and the cigarette makes contact with the raft and explodes due to the ashes popping the raft and igniting the tire sealant.The man is thrown from the explosion into the air and come back down smashing through the water,cracking his skull and causing brain hemorrhage

### 530,A\*\*-hoppered

April 20,2010 in Humboldt County,CA
Two men in rural California attempt to grow marijuana for money but end up smoking their stash.The two get the munchies but having no food,one man decides to eat a grasshopper.Unknowingly allergic to a protein in the bug's exoskeleton,he goes into anaphylactic shock and dies when his throat swells shut

### 390,Ball Sacked

October 3,2007 in Coalville,WV
An angry football coach has been reduced to working at a small town high school after being fired for cheating.As he tries to toughen up his players in an outlawed bull ring drill,the coach is hit by a player,stumbles from the hit and into the path of a kicker's kick which hits him in the groin.The kicker was given lead insets in his cleats just before practice and the force of the kick causes the coach's pelvis to shatter and a piece of bone to lodge into his kidneys and give him a fatal case of septic shock

### 808,Dead-inet

June 7,1991 in Riverdale,AZ
Four friends go on a restaurant that serves every kind of food.The friends order what they want and they got it 30 minutes later.4 hours later,the girls take some pictures everywhere but after they take a picture on the stairs,a cabinet crushes the first female's back,killing her on time.The boys were cleaning the roof until a hail ball hits the first boy in the forehead,knocking him out and causing the cabinet (the one that was being carried by a mature man) to fall down the stairs

## Episode 54:A Deathing's Destiny

### 805,Dead Kahn

April 19,2008 in Ferodix,Macau
Two teleporters try to find a bad player but they did'nt find any.While they were going on their mission,they found several MC girls in the rooftop so they headed there and asked them.While they were asking the girls,the lead shows up with his axe and tries to run to the boy but he gets trip by his foot and starts to slide down onto the roof,breaking his ribs when he finally goes down and it kills him

### 438,Fight To The Pain

November 29,1990 in Miami,FL
An immortal man that cannot be killed can fight a whole heap of soldiers without any weapons and he manages to beat all of them.When he goes to his final heap,he fights some of them but is killed when his head is bumped by soldier (the guy who is the only one who brought his metal proof helmet with him),breaking his skull and some of its fragments go to his brain

### 385,Micro-cuted

September 5,1992 in Louisville,KY
A worker works handsomely and earns a lot of money.Before long,his business takes off with a billion pesos and he manages to buy his own stuff inculding a house.When he goes to his new house,he makes a tour with it,only to touch a metal charging coaster that electrocutes the man and kills him within seconds

### 561,Aim-waved

July 7,2006 in Riverdale,AZ
A cannon sniper explodes a lot of houses inculding vehicles and people.When she explodes hen last house,she targets the owner and shoots it out but is shockwaved due to the impact before she shoots herself in the chest,killing her

### 993,Eight-ploded

May 29,1999 in Los Angeles,CA
Four gaming friends kills a lot of bad people with their firearms.On the girl's birthday,the four celebrate by playing games together and being teammates to each other.Few minutes later,a leader of a gang shows up and finds the killer,making everyone become hostile and aim for all of them.While the two leads were out on the bathroom,their two other friends go straight to the car and it explodes,killing both of them.The two however were wearing bulletproof vests in their clothes that they were killed by second and third degree burns.The first lead drove the car on the eight ball garage and parks it to a parking lot before setting the explosion

### 427,Surf Boarded

June 5,1995 in Baton Range,Macau
Three boys and three girls go on a vacation to Far Far Lands where they get sober and eventually pass on.The next day,all of them ride a boat of themself and with all of them and also jet surf but while that happens,the handle snaps and goes through the third boy's eye,killing him

### 65,Big Boned

December 17,2004 in Reno,NV
Two drunken insurance salesmen crash a beauty pageant for plus sized women.One of the men heckles the contestants by mooing and making fat jokes.The three finalists step out on the end of the runway which was not meant to hold their weight to yell at him.The runway support snaps and all three women who weigh 997 pounds fall on the heckler and crush him to death

## Episode 55:Today's Special Is Death

### 117,Weld Done

May 25,2009 in Scranton,PA
A woman lies about hen welding experience so she can get a job.When hen boss discovers that she had lied,he fires the woman.To prove hen welding ability,she welds hen boss' car door shut and runs to hen van.But she accidentally places hen welding gear with the nozzle opened,filling the van with flammable gas.When she unlocks the van,the electric car battery causes a spark which ignites the gas inside the van and explodes on her

### 883,That's A Morte

June 25,1580 in Verona,Italy
An Italian statesman suspects his spouse of being unfaithful and puts her in a chastity belt to keep other men away from her.One of the woman's lovers comes up with a plan to slip off the chastity belt by soaking her in a tub of oil and water.The belt comes off and the two have sex.This process is repeated for several days,causing scratches on the woman's skin from the rust which gives her a fatal tetanus infection

### 875,Gang Banged

September 8,1928 in Little Italy,NY
A son of a black market booze dealer enters a steam room in a bathhouse with a gun hidden under a towel in order to kill the person who shot his father in the head.Two men inside the room seem to recognize the gunman so one man asks his name.After the gunman reveals his name,he pulls out the gun but slips on the seat and fires a bullet into a steam pipe.The man falls in front of the leaking steam pipe which sends steam heated on him.The steam melts half of his face and he dies in minutes/seconds

### 463,Smother In Law

March 5,2007 in Muncie,OH
A meddlesome shrewish overweight mother in law angers hen son's wife by nagging her about hen son's food preferences.After getting slapped in the face,the wife leaves the kitchen.The mother in law tries to take a frozen pizza out of the freezer but the box is wedged between other groceries and the force of the mother in law's tugging sends the refrigerator crashing down on her.The sharp end of the freezer door pierces hen throat while the rest of the refrigerator crushes hen body

### 148,DWI (Dying While Intoxicated)

December 9,2003 in Palm Springs,CA
A drunk divorcee is chosen by her equally drunk and equally divorced friends to go to the liquor store for more drinks but the woman cannot drive due to an impounded car and a suspended license from a DUI charge.The woman decides to drive a riding mower instead.When she runs through a stop sign,a police officer pursues her.During the slow speed chase,the woman tries to lose the officer by driving on a lawn.The woman hits a rock and falls off the mower.Too stunned and drunk to react in time,the mower runs the woman down,shredding her in seconds

### 273,Vertigo,Going,Gone

April 23,1998 in Louisville,KY
When an ill mannered incompetent office worker gets fired,he vows revenge on his boss.He waits for her atop an oak tree,unaware that he's allergic to oak tree pollen.After missing the shot,the man's body goes into paralysis from his allergy and drops out of the tree,dying of a skull fracture

### 829,Tea Bagged

July 22,2009 in Small Town,USA
A highly inexperienced female politician holds a rally to become mayor under the Tea Party ticket.In hen excitement,the woman suffers a hemorrhagic stroke and collapses on the bayonet of hen prop musket which pierces her from under the chin through hen brain,causing instant death

## Episode 56:Wait,Don't Tell Me That You're Dead

### 169,Fire In The Hole

July 16,2002 in Florida State Prison
A Neo Nazi jail inmate attempts to escape by having his moronic friend get arrested while carrying a hand grenade in his rectum.Once in jail,the friend has trouble extracting the grenade so the Neo Nazi tries to get it out himself.In doing so,he pulls out the pin,setting off an explosion that kills the friend.The explosion blows out his guts

### 88,Somewhere Over The Railing

December 15,2007 in Durham,NC
On a 24 hour live web show,a prankster hides an airbag under a chair's seat and tries to get hen friend to sit on it.The friend declines,having fallen victim to repeated pranks and accidentally pushes the prankster onto the chair.The airbag deploys,throwing her over a stair railing.She hits the ground on hen head,breaking hen neck and severing hen spinal cord so that she dies instantly,much to the horror of the roommate

### 510,Muffed Dive

May 13,2003 in Dubuque,IA
A former olympic diver kicked off the national team for abusing drugs now works as a manager at a municipal pool where he's more interested in impressing MILFs,single cougars and middle aged divorcees than actually doing work.While out on a date with one of his targets,he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser,causing death from head trauma and drowning

### 704,Treadkill

June 17,2003 in Birmingham,AL
A voyeur spies on his hot next door neighbor and hen crush while exercising on his treadmill.He unknowingly increases the speed of the treadmill and falls with his hoodie string catching on the cup holder.It tightens around his neck,cutting off blood and air from his brain so that he strangles to death

### 5,Bush Whacked 2:South Of The Border

July 29,2007 in Juarez,Mexico
Two drug haulers who have stolen over $8 million worth of drugs from their drug lord attempt to hide from him in a nearby bush as he drives by.Unaware that the bush is actually firestick,they become blind and inflamed from the acidic sap the bush secretes.The two men are forced out due to the fire stick and without cover,the bosses's body guard shoots one bullet into both their foreheads.They both die instantly from bloodloss

### 770,Leave It To Seizure

October 12,2004 in Boston,MA
A stripper who pickpockets hen customers has a grand mal seizure while dancing in hen cage under the strobe lights.She dies when she bites the tip of hen tongue off,swallows and chokes on it

### 577,Dia De Los Morons

October 31,2009 in Kingsport,TN
Two trick or treaters decide to play pranks on people by vandalizing their property and shooting each other with silly string.After one lights a bag of dog feces on fire to leave on a neighbors doorstep,he accidentally lights the silly string on his body which in turn ignites his polyester costume.He is quickly burned to death

## Episode 57:Eat,Pray,Die

### 145,Ich Bin Ein Stoner

October 26,1384 in Cochem,Germany
A medieval witch hunter goes mad after eating grains infected with ergot.The superstitious townspeople use a method that the witch hunter used on a village woman who was accused of witchcraft:pricking a mole on the accused's body (if it bled:the accused was innocent,if not:the accused was deemed a witch).The witch hunter's mole does not bleed and he is sentenced to death by stoning.The witch hunter is killed when a stone hits him in the head and cracks his skull

### 162,Another Up The Butt Story

August 17,2009 in Las Vegas,NV
A drunk bachelor attempts to rape a stripper who was used as a human sushi bar at his bachelor party.The stripper pushes him onto the toilet and he leans on the flush mechanism.Abnormally high pressure in the tank causes the porcelain lid to fly onto the floor and shatter and the bachelor slips onto a shard of porcelain,piercing his colon and intestinal tract and causing him to bleed to death

### 797,Poly-a\*\*-turd

October 7,2003 in Twin Falls,ID
A fraudulent self help guru holds an outdoors seminar for people with low self confidence which includes a test in which the patients have to walk over a bed of hot coals.When a patient complains that the coals are too hot,the guru attempts to prove them wrong and walk over them himself.However,he falls and is caught ablaze with his polyester suit melting onto his skin causing fatal burns to his body and dies

### 490,Shoots And Ladders

May 9,2004 in Melbourne,FL
Annoyed by his neighbor's barking dog,a miser shoots it with a pellet from a slingshot.However while putting the slingshot back in the attic,a screw falls out of the ladder that he is using and he slips,falling backward and smacking his head against the hardwood floor.He soon dies from brain damage that stops his heart and breathing

### 342,E-I-E-I-Oww

June 1,2005 in Pullman,WA
Two delinquents are sentenced to a work release program on a farm after they got caught for grand theft auto.One of the delinquents picks up a captive bolt pistol,thinking that it is a pump to a milking machine.The farmer's daughter warns him not to play with it but he points it at her saying that he wants milk.Still thinking that it's a pump,the delinquent uses the captive bolt pistol on his own chest,piercing his heart

### 887,Skid Marked

March 12,2006 in St.Petersburg,FL
After taking pictures with some of the famous actors,a girl and hen group are practicing ghost riding the whip (putting the car into gear and dancing alongside it) with hen SUV.From youngest to oldest,they do different stunts which it becomes successful after.When it's hen turn,she attempts to do the circle which involves making the car ride in a tight circle while standing atop it.The SUV hits a parking chalk,knocking the rider from the roof of the SUV.While on the ground,the SUV comes around and runs over the rider's legs and breaks them.The SUV comes around and crushes hen head,killing her

### 899,The Tropical Storm Of Terror

July 17,1996 in Taipour,Macau
A news reporter reports an incident about a girl's death which hen parents talk about it along with hen siblings.Just as he finishes the report,a mean girl interrupts and tries to have sex with him,only for him to call his guards and shove her out of the camera,causing the real ones to arrest her and send her to jail.In the next few days,he reports every event that happened to any place and they were successful this time.When the mean girl is out of jail,she sees the reporter talking again so she goes there and tries to pass over one of the his guard which it becomes successful.Before she can interrupt him,a storm comes in and makes a trinder fly through hen eye,killing her.The man is unharmed because he dodged back the trinder that is about to slice through his trachnea

## Episode 58:The Pickup Die-netion

### 841,Falling Fences

July 26,2009 in Rialto,CA
After the death of his two membering friends,the lead with his group takes turn getting the controller in order to make their move in Wheel of Fortune.Just as they finish it,a girl shows up and wants the use the controller in order to play hen favorite game but the group says that she will ply after they are done in which she refuses and gets the controller from them.Before she can change it to hen favorite game,the lead tries to get the controller from her,only to be thrown out of the window and fall down before getting impaled by a fence stick in his chest

### 963,Cliffed Out

October 4,1998 in Filioford,Macau
Six people play hide and seek in which they have to count until the number 30 slowly.After that,they would find the hiders in two minutes and help them find the others until it is only one left.The orders are from youngest to oldest in which the first one finds none and the last one finds all four.As she is about to find the last one,the box that she is hiding now gets picked up by a bulldozer and gets rolled down onto a cliff until she hits a tree,finally killing her

### 73,Dying For Treasures

May 10,2004 in Edison,NJ
A man tours an island and digs holes to find a treasure but there was nothing on it so he keeps digging them until he finds one.After a lot of digging,he manages to find a treasure so he brings it to the table and opens it to look at the things.All he ever found was a button,weapons and money.When he sees the button,he presses it but nothing happens,causing the mine on the floor that he was on now to explode,killing him instantly

### 948,Sitting In The Dangers

December 18,2000 in Wilmington,NC
Tired of getting his place taken,a man goes to a mall to find a chair just for himself.He keeps doing it until he likes it.After trying to find a chair for himself,he finally found one so he decides to try it,only to be electrocuted and killing him within seconds.He forgot to follow the No Sitting Allowed rule which drew the attention of the owner and activates the trap after

### 671,Hawksbill Sea Turtle

February 14,2008 in Gresham,OR
Three friends got lost in the jungle after trying to find their way home so they look for food and shelter.They manange to look for food but as they are about to find a shelter,a hawk grabs the first friend's hood which the other two tie a lasso onto its feet.They started to move forward until the second friend trips onto a rock,he starts rolling down the ground until he gets impaled in the eye by a tree branch

### 374,Bush Defeated

March 23,1999 in Nelson,VA
A woman with a large amount of pubic hair decides to get rid of it by clipping,shaving and waxing it off herself after hen crush refuses to have sex with her.She accidentally removes some skin in the process,allowing an infection of necrotizing fasciitis to set in and kill her two weeks later from blood poisoning and organ failure

### 178,Snuffed Up

November 3,2005 in Wittoga,Macau
A boy who pretends to be a thief looks for verino powder (a medicine that looks like a drug but harmless) so he can be prepared for his drug test the next day but all that he has found was tablets.He asks his friend to give him some verino powder which she agrees to it and goes to the storage room to give him one.The man however does not need to pay for it because he has a high relationship with a worker (the one that is celebrating hen birthday right now).When she comes back,she hands it to him and he goes outside to use it,only to bleed through his nose and die within seconds.The boy had an allergic reaction to decrisso powder (another harmless drug) and he almost passed out on his house earlier ago

## Episode 59:Death,The Gift That Lasts Forever

### 434,Trip To The Maul

September 10,2003 in Bozeman,MT
A man takes his ex crush into the woods to have sex to escape his spouse when suddenly,he goes blind from vasoconstriction (temporary or permanent blindness from sexual intercourse).The now blind man runs screaming out of the tent and runs afoul of a grizzly bear who mauls him

### 67,Gory Holed

October 16,1995 in Trenton,NJ
A dirty old man gets internet installed on his computer so he can go on online sex chatrooms.While on one of these chatrooms (posing as a younger man while another dirty old man poses as an eighteen year-old blond model),the old man impatiently bounces on his computer chair while waiting for the internet page to upload (the old man had a dial up modem),the chair snaps out from under him.A broken piece lodges into his rectum and causes fatal bleeding

### 195,Died-zilla

April 12,2008 in Middlebury,VT
After snorting bath salts from hen gift baskets for days on end,a cheating bride to be who had previously been in rehab for a drug addiction gets hyperthermia due to the chemical MDPV in the bath salts and collapses at the altar

### 951,UPFD

December 1,2003 in Olympia,WA
A former mailman who was forced into early retirement now steals packages in front of people's houses.After stealing a box from the doorstep of a prominent judge,he opens it and gets hit in the face with anthrax that was set up on a jack in the box style mechanism.The bacteria kills the man a week later

### 811,I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

August 22,2002 in Cleveland,OH
A man suffering from fatal familial insomnia takes a night drive and accidentally hits and kills a pedestrian.After he gets home,he cleans his car and drives to a sleep clinic.Unable to be cured and frightened from hallucinating his victim's face,he lies awake for months and eventually dies of a massive stroke

### 263,Sword-dead

March 25,1996 in Quincy,MA
A girl attends a chruch program which she watches it all before dressing up in a baptismal suit and getting ready to be baptized.After that,she takes a soak before drying and dressing up back to hen normal suit.When she gets out of the baptismal room,hen friend betrays her and tells hen guards to crucify the girl which she runs away in fear.While the chasing goes on,she sneaks on the back of a vehicle and manages to lose them,only to be followed by hen own friend which she then crashes hen car to that vehicle.The girl then goes down to it and runs again with hen friend chasing her.Before she grabs the girl,she steps on hen own trap,causing her to get impaled in the lobe of hen chin by a sword,finally killing her

### 486,Kitchen Sunk

May 14,2003 in Echo Park,CA
An untalented musician refuses to fix a clogged sink after being asked by his crush.After his crush comes back,he finally helps her.With no idea what to do,he turns on the garbage disposal.His long beard gets sucked into the disposal,pulling his face into the murky dish water and drowning him

## Episode 60:Fiery Die-spect

### 791,Die Laughing

April 5,2006 in Omaha,NE
A hazardous material removal worker enjoys getting high off nitrous oxide (laughing gas).He experiments with a gas mask,hooking it up to a tank of nitrous oxide and pumping it full of the stuff.Wanting to take his high to the next level,he dons his hazmat suit and connects it to the nitrous oxide tank which fills up automatically.After a few minutes of breathing in nothing but laughing gas,he suffocates and dies

### 82,Slide-dead

June 29,2001 in Menifee,CA
A DJ shows his creations to everyone which they all liked it.Before long,a girl who was on the famous youtube before shows up and accuses him for taking over hen place.The DJ then smack talks her,saying that if she want to fight him so she says nothing and starts to walk backward until she gets killed by an oncoming slider (the person that is celebrating his birthday right now) that breaks many of hen bones

### 158,Dead House

August 6,2008 in Washington,DC
Two thieves make their way at the president's room in the White House in order to steal all of his stuff.When they go to the last room,they steal everything,only to step on a land mine that was installed on the floors by the vice president and explodes them both to death.The president then cries because his place is ruined which the vice says that it will be alright and they will rebuild it together

### 357,Visi-die-tion

July 15,2003 in Milwaukee,WI
A man who came from New Mexico visits a girl's funeral where he brought a lot of food and stuffs.They watch the entire program before they rider her to hen resting place,only to stomp the man's feet from the coffin's wheels before his suit gets burned from a lighted matchstck (the one that was gonna be lighted from the candles of a cake) and killing him within seconds

### 656,Pingpong Balled

November 20,2002 in Belgrade,MN
Two people play pingpong in order for the big man to train for his next competition.First to five points will win the game which the medium man gets the first and third point while the big man gets the second and fourth point.In the fifth point however,the medium man accidentally hits the pingpong ball onto his eye,causing him to fall down and squish a girl to death

### 200,Blast Call

March 11,2009 in Chicago,IL
A demolition worker short on cash for booze draws a target on his bottom and challenges anyone to chuck darts at it in exchange for free drinks.As the game continues,the man gets so drunk that he collapses and suddenly blows apart when he hits the floor.The demolition worker unknowingly had a pack of blasting caps and a stick of dynamite in his back pocket,the force of which caused the explosion

### 343,Sun-die-al

September 15,1998 in East Valley City,UT
A boy goes on a house to get the secret formula (the one that contains all the recipes to make a Krabby Patty) and gets in it,thinking that he is the only one who is gonna get the formula for his leader.In there,a girl shows up,enters the back alley and prepares to get the secret formula too.After that,another girl shows up,enters the entrance and also prepares to get the secret formula.When he is about to get the formula,a girl gets it with a lasso and pulls it back to her.As she tries to leave with it,another girl snatches the formula from her and goes back to the same room where the formula is placed.The boy then begs her to give it to him but she refuses so he attempts to get it from her,only to get impaled by a sundial that is placed infront of the formula placer in the lobe of his scalp which the second girl ends up leaving with the secret formula and the first girl is horrified to see his dead body

# Season 6

## Episode 61:Person Of Dead-ior

### 828,Wind Mailed

October 13,2004 in Glendale,AZ
Two siblings are demigods who make man made disasters.One of them is the windbag and the other is the thunderstorm.The windbag will destroy any city he sees while the thunderstorm will reanimate people after 1 month of their death.When they meet each other again,the thunderstorm tells the windbag to stop destroying the place but he ignores it and he continues to destroy the place.When he is doing that,a mailbox flies through the thunderstorm's neck,killing him instantly,much to the horror of the windbag

### 557,Race Crashed

November 25,1993 in Nil Onily,CA
A man is training with his car on his next race,he does this for 4 hours until he gets tired and sleeps.When he wakes up,he realizes that it's morning and no one has risen yet so he trains on his next race for 2 hours.After that,he was ready and he dresses to his racing suit before he drives his car to the starting line and starts driving after.At the third lap,he suddenly falls asleep and crashes his own car in the middle of the competition,killing him in a fatal crash.He didn't have enough sleep due to midnight training

### 612,Angry Shot

August 5,1994 in Hollywood,FL
Two friends from the Orange Grove steal money from banks and they were successful.In their final bank to steal money into,one of them will shoot his micro gun everywhere with no reload while the other gets money from the safes.When the shooter gives his last shot,it hit the back of the stealer's forehead,killing him which the shooter takes all of the money and leaves the bank

### 238,Skeletalized

September 17,2003 in Memphis,TN
A group of relationers have a vacation at a hotel.When they get there,they prepare their stuffs into their rooms.Few hours later,the boys light up a match and throws it at a barrel but when suddenly walks in,the fire burns his hands which he washes it in a pail of water,only to skeletalize it.As he runs for help,he gets himself impaled in a truck of nails on his stomach,his sister is horrified when he sees it.The pail that he washed his hands on was full of deadly chlorines

### 987,Mar-dead

June 29,2001 in Taipei,Macau
A group of imaginary cookers cook a delicious gourmet meal.They get a lot of stuff in order to do those.While they were about to start cooking,one of the friends go to the bathroom and use the toilet.While that person is in the bathroom,the speedster starts cooking something offinous but as the friend comes back,he starts to sneeze infront of the speedster but he didn't affect him because he is wearing a safe suit.The friend then dies after.The food that the speedster is cooking is full of pork and the friend hated it

### 140,Opened For Last

July 11,1999 in Ferodix,Macau
Two girls go stealing some stuff while everyone is asleep.They leave when it reaches 6AM.The next day,one of the girls go steal some food so she went without the other one.When she is about to finish,a guard shows up and starts to chase her.The other girl who is listening to music hears nothing.The first girl then begs to let the other one open the door.When the music is finished,she hears what the first girl is saying and she rushes to open the door but while it happens,the guard shoots the first girl in the forehead,killing her

### 484,Javel-impaled

April 21,2000 in Vatuvas,Macau
A girl with simple trickshots go to a street to do it.The friends put the materials everywhere so they throw the javelin on there.When it's ready,the girl goes first,then hen friends and they were all successful.The next day,the friends put the materials on a sidewalk.When it's done,the girl goes first but after she throws it,another girl shows up and grabs the javelin,only to get impaled in the chest when she hits the car.The thief just came out of the shop and was chased by the police when they see her which makes them delighted after they see her dead

## Episode 62:On Deathing's Flames

### 358,Smoke Burned

October 23,2004 in Nil Jersey,Macau
Six friends hang out each other by playing challenge at or out of their home and even video and board games.One day,the two friends sneak out to get some fresh air away from their home which the second girl brings out some healing cigarettes and starts using them.When they light up their second cigarettes,the first girl gets burned and dies within seconds.The jacket that she stole from a store and had on was flammable

### 925,Commando

July 6,2010 in Miami,FL
Two thieves steals some money from every person and even in stores.While they're stealing another money from stores,the guard grabs his attention and starts chasing them.They head back to their car,only for it to get crashed on the first mailbox,causing the drainage pipe to fly through the girl's forehead,killing her

### 386,Ball Hits

May 7,2009 in Honolulu,HI
An army soldier talks about their new movie with the news reporter,only for him to get hit by a beach ball that does'nt deal any damage to him.While he's going to the store,one of the thieves throw a bowling ball on his head,knocking him unconscious,breaking a bit of his skull.While he's signing the contract of the friends,the other thief throws a basket ball on his forehead,cracking his skull with the fragment going through his brain and killing him

### 626,Eyeball Blast

November 6,2007 in Austin,TX
An evil teacher wins everyone in the tournament but except one more.The tournament consists of 3 rounds,2 points and you win.When he meets his last opponent (a man who looks like an Indian),he manages to beat him on the first round but not on second round.When it's the third round,he manages to beat him but as he is doing his final blow,the Indian punches him in the face,causing the nearest eyeball to go to the screen,killing him instantly with the Indian becoming the new champion

### 838,Horizon-kill

June 16,2000 in Baton Range,Macau
Two Shaolin friends visit the first one's cousin.When they get there,the two wait on their house but before long,the cousin's parents let them get inside and wait there.The cousin's mom then goes inside for her to see them but she rejects it and contiues to eat hen food.The two friends then hide until the cousin shows up.When she shows up,the youngest friend scares her but she gets even more angrier and slices him horizontally in half with his hat,killing him instantly.The upper lift is left standing while the lower lift lays down

### 755,Top Hooked

March 18,2005 in Scripps Ranch
Two girls were playing with sky dancer toys which it becomes fatal when its wings are spinning.Few minutes later,a boy shows up with a bike and gets one of the girls toy and starts to play with it.When the sky dancer doll comes back down,it slices his jugular vein,killing him within seconds,much to the horror of the girls

### 15,Funeralized

December 16,2003 in Taipa,Macau
A man who is visiting his sister's funeral goes into the place but is unauthorized by the guards and lets him out.After that,he goes to the back alley and sneaks his way into the place.When he enters,a guard shows up and shoves him out again but this time,he decides to fight back the guard and he rejects it.As he is about to punch the guard,the lead of the back alley comes in and pushes him into the pole's stick,impaling it on his chest,killing him within seconds.The back alley that he entered was the girls,not the boys

## Episode 63:Prince Of The Deaths

### 113,Im-pasta

June 21,2002 in Adelanto,CA
A man goes to the youtuber's new mall which it opened yesterday.He sees everything there and starts to steal some stuff.Before long,a guard sees the thief and starts to chase him.He tries to hide from them but they're no match so he hides in the youtuber's new house fitting area.While he's in there,he starts to eat and drink all of the orders from a restaurant.After the youtuber's tour of the house,the guard accidentally shoots him in the forehead,thinking that he was the thief

### 725,Snailed

May 19,2008 in Riverdale,AZ
A woman who is very good at all subjects in school.She manages to beat all the opponents that she fought,making her go to the finale.When there,another smart opponent shows up and starts to beat her.The woman beats that girl and remains the champion.While going home,she gets hen neck sliced when a car leaves and dies within seconds.Hen opponent tells the friend to roll the nail somewhere on the road and she accepts it.The nail goes under the car on the second part wheel

### 285,Wound-dead

June 15,1996 in Miami,FL
Two cremators are about to cremate a girl with a princess costume.Hen relationers goes there to see it but before that,they say goodbye to the girl and leaves the box open.When one of the cremators are looking at her,she impales a knife on that guy's stomach and when he removes it,his instestines come out and he dies after

### 926,Never Stewed A Chance

April 2,2001 in San Angelo,TX
An orphan who currently lost his family goes to his apartment to enjoy his new cooked spaghetti.While eating some of it,he become spicified and needs cold water to stop it.When he goes to his refrigerator,he drinks the water but slowly dies from inflammation.The drink that he drank was sprite (a drink that looks like water but has a different taste)

### 219,Office Jerked

March 21,2003 in Taipa,Macau
A rude worker gets distracted while he's being thrown objects by his friends.While that,he gets very angry and tells them what they want.They ask him to go to his parents but he rejects it.His friends told him that he had no choice so he accepts the invitation.When he goes there,he starts to get angrier to his parents and leaves them after a while but slips and gets his head crushed by a computer.The janitor had just mopped the floor and the engineers were fixing the computer on the roof

### 995,Push-bull

January 31,1999 in Las Vegas,NV
A helper who only likes adjacent people makes a sign to help him.One girl approaches the man,saying that he needed help but he said that she was older than him.The girl says that she is adjacent but the boy still refuses.After a lot of goings and asking for helps,he pushes her,only to get eaten by hyenas that kill him within seconds.The female joker had been targetting the helper for bullying her and she wanted revenge for what he did so she went to that guy and finally found the location that he is on now.The girl is delighted to see him dead and leaves after

### 527,Dyna-work

March 27,2009 in Ferodix,Macau
Six friends prepare for this night's pyrofest so they buy what they needed.After they did it,they went home and started to set everything up.At nighttime,they see fireworks so the boys start to do the same while the girls were not there.The boys play rock,paper and scissors,whoever loses gets to go to the girls and let them go back to the boys.When that boy is away,they continue to light up some fireworks and let the people see it which they did.While they were lighting up the fireworks,one of them didn't fly on time so they checked on it.Before long,the firework explodes,killing them both.One of the men accidentally used a dynamite instead of a real firework.When they come back,the girls were horrified to see them dead including the boy who lost the rock,paper and scissors

## Episode 64:Death,One Size Fits All

### 66,Handi-c\*\*\*\*\*\*

July 24,2001 in Flint,MI
A man in a mobility scooter and a neckbrace bullies other coworkers and regularly threatens to sue his company for causing his injury.One day,one of his coworkers walks in on the man taking off his neckbrace and discovers that he's been faking his injuries.The man chases after his coworker on his mobility scooter to keep her from ratting him out to his boss but the co worker loses him in a waiting elevator.The man plows through the elevator doors and ends up falling down the empty elevator shaft,dying of severe bodily trauma

### 698,Frost-dead

June 3,2002 in Springfield,IL
A bumbling cryopreservation engineer who has been known to inject standard anti freeze into his clients instead of the usual preservation material to prevent freeze damage,dies after breathing in pure liquid nitrogen from a tube that had come loose from a cryogenic tank that he had failed to fix

### 197,Slippery When Dead

September 1,1998 in Beaver Dam,KY
A feared hot oil wrestler accepts a challenge from hen rival who she once defeated by cheating for a $500 cash prize.During the match,the oil wrestler beats hen rival once again but ends up dead when she slips and impales hen skull on a spike on a boxing ring bell

### 144,Drivers Dead

March 10,2005 in Charlotte,NC
A very stressed out and impatient driver's ed teacher flusters one of his students so badly that she steps out of the car and goes to report him to his supervisor.The driver angrily pounds on the steering wheel and accidentally triggers the airbag which deploys and hits his neck with so much force that his trachea collapses

### 362,Slayer Cake

April 13,2006 in St.Charles,MD
A bakery owner fires hen incompetent brother in law after days of putting up with his unhygienic habits and his lack of professionalism.Before the man leaves,he decorates several cakes with shocking and slanderous messages.The man then steps out and ends up slipping and falling on his cake decorating syringe which lodges in his chest and pumps enough icing into his heart for the man to suffer a massive heart attack

### 870,Miner Injuries

March 20,1920 in Fayetteville,WV
A greedy apathetic mine boss named Travis yells at his workers when they tend to one of their own who has been injured,then warn the mine boss that there may be methane.The boss ignores the warning and takes a pickax to the side of a mine wall.The sparks cause an ignition and causes an explosion,sending rocks into the mine boss's skull,killing him instantly

### 588,My Chemical Romance

August 8,2003 in Bullhead City,AZ
A scamming couple posing as a toxic waste disposal company transport 2 barrels of Dichlorophenol at a local dump.When the boyfriend complains about dumping,his bitter crush takes over and dumps the waste herself.She then trips on a discarded toilet and gets a mouthful of the toxic sludge from the barrel,filling hen lungs and killing her from a combination of drowning and poisoning

## Episode 65:Red Dead-agon

### 952,Shot Back

November 5,2000 in Riverdale,AZ
Two police guards are finding their recent victim but they couldn't so they ask people for the location until one of them asks the real one.They headed to that location and go to that room.The girl who is begging to be killed comes near and puts herself in the forehead danger.As he pulls the trigger,one bullet goes to the friend's jugular vein,killing him within seconds.The first man used too much bullet before he goes to his mission

### 226,Scared Heartless

February 8,2002 in Grant,NM
A worker who was recently fired by his boss for sticking a penny on the computer goes home to celebrate his birthday,only to get scared by his relationers.He was lucky that he almost got a heart attack.When he tells his friend the truth,one of them begs him to open the gift and he agress.As he opens it,the boss scares him,only for that guy to get a heart attack and killed instantly.He was diagnosed with SIR or Scared Intenstive Radiation

### 86,Bye Bye Burrito

August 8,2004 in Hancock,IL
A teenage man who thinks that he is grown up doesn't need help from anybody so the girl agrees and he eats the burritos on a plate.After a while,the man goes to the bathroom and uses a toilet in which a bomb gets activated after he does it.He opens the flush cover and screams at the girl to help him but she rejects it as in the deal.After screaming at the girl many times,the toilet explodes,killing him and saying that she is not going to clean it up

### 632,Chicken Crossing

March 21,2010 in McCracken,KY
A man who is addicted to chicken eats a lot of it everyday.While on the streets,he sees a KFC,enters to it and orders a bucket of chicken.When his order came,he starts eating it until his body becomes puffy due to the chicken filled with soy sauce.Unable to reach anything,he sees a bucket of chicken and tries to go for it but it goes to his head which he rushes outside,only to get hit by a car,killing him after

### 202,Car Bounced

June 27,2010 in Clearwater,FL
A stepfather insults his stepson everyday for not talking to him on time.One day,he talks back and he starts to insulting him until his mom shows up to stop the action and it works.The son then goes to his friend to tell him the story and he agress onto it.For the plan,he sticks 2 bouncers on the bottom of the back wheels and leaves the front ones intact.The next day,the two hide on a tree while the father races with his automatic car controlled by jemp keys.When the father is about to win,he activates the trap,causing the car to go up on his stomach,crushing it and killing him

### 551,Scrooged To Death

December 16,2002 in Santa Clara,CA
An old man who hates carollers breaks Christmas stuff inculding the other people's.Few hours later,three carollers show up on his house and starts singing at him.While they're doing it,the man dies from HAOSH or Huge Amount Of Singing Hate

### 711,Hollowed

October 7,1995 in Austin,TX
A girl who wants to get hen silbings eyeballs back goes to the animal farm where she survives the human and dog trap but while trying to survive a hollow trap,a dog grabs its attention and starts barking at the girl.Before long,he grabs her,then hen eyes and dies after

## Episode 66:Cure For The Common Death,Part III

### 895,Paint-dead

May 15,2006 in Davao City,Philippines
A tiktoker who speaks onto himself and twerks everywhere inculding malls and more.When he gets home,the girls beg him to twerk to a painted wall and he agrees.After he does that,he suddenly dies.The wall that he twerked on was full of mercury and chemicals that seep through his organs and colorizing it

### 274,Chewed Up

January 12,2004 in Simi Valley,CA
A man who is addicted to candy gum eats a lot of it.While on the streets,his payment timer shows up with candy gums so he tells him that his rent is long due and he needs to pay for it.The man agrees and takes all of his gum.When he comes home,he eats all of the gum,only for him to get choked while he does it.His timer gets in his room and asks him for his rent but shoots him in the forehead instead with his gun.His timer gave him the chewing gum instead of the candy ones

### 569,Tooth Brushed

December 17,2002 in Ironwood,MI
After school,a man sneaks onto his neighbor's house with his secret key.When he gets in there,he eats his food,uses his stuff and tries his clothes.One day,he brings out his clothes and starts stripping off before he takes a shower.After a while,he dresses up and brushes his teeth.When his neighbor shows up,his head explodes.The neighbour used the toothbrush to clean the toilet with phenol

### 313,Gun Got Your Life

October 3,2009 in Durango,CO
Three girls meet everyday after every break and even school.While she's hanging out with them,the boys show up which the first girl brings out hen gun and starts pointing it at them.The boys try to calm her down but instead,she pulls the trigger,exploding the gun and impaling the fragments into hen chest,killing her instantly.One of the boys used too many bullets and gunpowder while filling it

### 848,Sucked For Real

May 16,2001 in Boulder,UT
A guy who was forced to do chores cleans the rooms,washes the cookery and even mows the lawn.He was tired so he puts down to lawn cleaner,only to get sucked in half itself.The boy begs his crush to help him turn off the cleaner so she does it but it's too late.While putting down the cleaner,he acceidentally pressed the suck brake instead of the off brake

### 216,Sharded To Death

September 29,2005 in Tonopah,NV
While a boy is hiking,he gets lost and finds a nearby home so gets into it.The girl then tells him to rest so she gave him brownies and a choco tea.While eating the brownies,the guy slowly bleeds to death.The woman puts some shards of glass in some brownies and he picked one of it

### 179,Intro Dead-ologue

February 25,2008 in Ferodix,Macau
A woman watches youtube on hen cell phone and she found a nice one which is from MK11.The two characters were selected:a girl and a boy.When the battle begins,the girl does hen intro first before the boy and also speaks first before him.The fight then begins but when they are doing it,the girl accidentally pushes the boy into his own totem,impaling him on the trachnea with it.Unfortunately for that boy,the totem was poisonous and it kills him within seconds.A film maker forgot to removes the totems on place while they are fighting

## Episode 67:Deadliest Kitsch

### 116,Bull-heavia

March 24,2010 in the Middle East
The dictator of an unnamed Middle Eastern country regularly videotapes speeches blaming the United States of America for the country's poverty and political unrest and promising that the US will pay for its decadent ways.In private however,the dictator is obsessed with America,often dressing up as a cowboy in a private room filled with American memorabilia and a table with a model replica of Washington,DC.After installing a new mechanical bull in his room,he goes to ride it but his subordinate doesn't know how to make it go faster and ends up throwing the leader from the bull and onto his Washington,DC model where the Washington Monument statue impales him right in the heart

### 662,Hose Whipped

May 27,2008 in Philadelphia,PA
A low rent security guard who has dreams of being a full fledged police officer (despite recently failing the police exam) attempts to stop a group of scantily clad animal rights protesters in front of a pharmaceutical company by blasting the protesters with a fire hose on full power.When the pressure becomes too much for him to hang onto,the hose slips under his legs and knocks him to the ground.The brass nozzle of the hose slams into his skull at over 30 miles per hour

### 89,Suffer-cated

November 16,2009 in Bloomington,Indiana
An obsessed cyclist is forced to take care of the dog that his crush left behind when she abandoned him.During his training in an altitude tent,the neglected dog (noticing that the cyclist's water bottle on top of the tent) jumps up and shuts off the air supply.The cyclist desperately tries to get out but ends up making the altitude tent fall to the floor (doorside down) and the man suffocates from lack of oxygen

### 736,Rocked Out

April 14,2006 in Dodge City,KS
A rock climbing instructor who leers at and gropes his female students is forced to help a man that weighs 250 pounds learn how to rope climb.The rock climbing instructor is too distracted by his female co worker to notice that the 250 pound man is slipping.The rope wraps around the instructor's neck,nearly strangling him to death.He tries to get out of it by cutting the rope but this only succeeds in making the fat man fall on top of the instructor.The instructor dies of a broken neck and brain hemorrhage

### 447,Chicken Boned

August 1,1998 in Cedar Rapids,IA
A bored group of friends decide to play chicken (performing dangerous stunts to see who will back out first).One of the boys challenges the other to hold a lit M80 in his mouth.When the second boy backs out,the first cries in victory but accidentally swallows the M80 which enters his trachea and blows apart his head and throat

### 959,Down With The Clown

July 23,2008 in Los Angeles,CA
A birthday party clown stalks a horror core hiphop band called Infernal Clown Posse (played by real life clown music group Insane Clown Posse) with hate mail and plans to sabotage one of their concerts.The clown rushes to the front row but is knocked unconscious when one of the group members hits him in the head with a soda pop bottle.After regaining consciousness a short time later,the clown becomes enraged,runs backstage and goes to unplug their speakers.The clown still drenched in soda which contains a high concentration of salt is electrocuted to death

### 209,Married To The Deadest Bidder

October 15,2007 in Los Santos,Macau
A girl finally has hen dream came true and watches the entire program including the one with the crush dancing.After the program,they would take a break for one hour before continuing the program which she goes to the hen crush's table after eating and resting for 30 minutes.Meanwhile,a person with his nail gun pops the balloons in every table.Before he can pop the balloon on the last table,the girl's hand gets in the way and he accidentally shoots the palm of it.The girl then rushes to the bathroom and removes the rusty nail before washing it with soap and wrapping it with a hand glove.She was okay until the end of the program in which she goes to the bathroom again to check if hen hand is okay.It became too rusted and she dies from fatal tetanus infection

## Episode 68:Death And Table

### 240,Laddered

July 17,2010 in Wittoga,Macau
After the death of a leader with the girls on the rooftop,the two teleporters seperate in order to find Ferro that fast.Most of them were killed for saying nothing or ignoring his question which leads to police trying to find him.As he is asking the person who is about to leave his mean sister,he increases the ladder too fast which causes the bottom one to snap and impale his kidneys with it,finally killing him,much to the horror of the boy

### 495,Spaced Out

June 3,1994 in Brockton,MA
A man finally has his dream come true and dresss up in an astronaut suit.After that,he would enter the rocket and prepare for the launching with three unknown people.In there,the countdown starts from 10 to 1 before the rocket starts flying to space and heading to the Moon.The man then plants his flag along with the unknown people and head back to Earth in order for him to say it through his family.Unfortunately,the four were seperated and the man's controls failed to initate on time,causing him to die after his capsule explodes from the parachute failing to open on time.The unknown people and his family were horrified to see the incident and celebrates his life on the next day

### 126,Sign Chained

March 7,2006 in Inglewood,CA
Two people were building a new house in order for them to do their things in peace.While doing that,a girl gets one of the boys chain in their stomach and that man tells the girl not to mess with it.She ignores the command and pulls it,causing him to be pulled down the roof and impaled in the chest by a sign which kills him within seconds

### 636,Light It Up

April 24,2003 in Anchorage,AK
A girl who is about to be rested in hen final place gets looked by hen loved ones before the bearers close hen coffin and drag her to a cementery.In there,a mean girl who hates her brings out a gun which draws the attention of the soldiers and tells her to drop the weapon.She refuses and brings out a perfume to spray them with before bringing out a match and throwing it to one of them,causing a circle flame to initiate and killing her instantly.They then continue hen burial after this

### 629,Milked Up

November 15,2007 in Syracuse,NY
A nice lady gets invited to a party after hen brother abused her too many times.In there,he shows her some of his moves which she liked it all.He then drinks a glass of water after being exhausted from showing her his dance moves and rests for 30 minutes.After resting,he is ready to show the rest of his dance moves to her,only to be interrupt by hen brother which a milk from the top spills onto him.As he is about to get his sister,the milk takes place on his heart and it kills him within seconds.The man hated yeast on the milk and that is what the dancer's friends did which he continues to show his moves to her after

### 762,Die-er Market

May 20,1999 in Taipa,Macau
A big guy named Jikhen helps workers sell free stuffs like bread,milk and more.As he is about to finish,a small gal then shows up and plays with the market.The boy tries to warn her but she puts to a shopping cart and ride him towards the parts where everything was placed into to ruin it.The boy then haves fun doing it.As they exit the shopping line,she brings out a lighter to destroy the place but he says no which he still agrees after promising that they rebuild it after so he tries to turn it on.After a lot of attempts,he decides to move it nearer to his face which burns his forehead before he goes back to the shopping line to get some ice packs.While he is running to the entrance of the shopping line,he trips on the shopping cart that they used earlier ago and crushes his head onto the counter of the placer,killing him instantly

### 391,Toe Jammed

September 14,2005 in Toledo,OH
A hospital janitor with a fetish for feet and unconscious women sneaks around giving pedicures to sleeping or comatose female hospital patients while sucking on a foot shaped lollipop.While finishing a pedicure on a coma patient,the janitor accidentally lets a hospital tray swing towards the woman's kneecap,triggering the patellar reflex.The coma patient involuntarily kicks the man in the face,causing the lollipop to lodge in his throat and the janitor to choke to death

## Episode 69:Grave Decisions

### 859,Sneeze Bag

February 23,1989 in Chicago,IL
A city mayor's sexy campaign manager (actually a spy working for an opposing candidate) drugs his drink in a plot to frame him for sleeping with her.The next day,she drags the mayor out to meet a mob of photographers that she has tipped off about the alleged sex scandal.However,the woman unknowingly suffers from ACHOO syndrome (aka Sneeze Syndrome) and the camera flashes trigger a sneezing fit that leads to hen death from burst blood vessels

### 184,As-capped

June 10,2005 in El Segundo,CA
An ex record producer from the 1950s (modeled after Phil Spector) harasses his former band who have been hired as the house band at the nursing home where he now resides.While threatening them with a revolver,he suffers a fit of palsy in his hand and accidentally shoots his own oxygen tank which explodes and kills him

### 128,Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood

August 9,2001 in Walla Walla,WA
An overly aggressive driver gets angry when another woman takes the parking spot that she wanted.When she gets in a fight with the other driver,she falls on top of the sharp three pronged hood ornament of the car,lacerating hen stomach and causing hen death from hypovolemic shock and blood loss

### 367,Heart Beat Down

May 15,1954 in Bay City,MI
A convicted murderer confined to a mental hospital is given electroshock therapy.He fakes being catatonic in order to take a nurse hostage and try to escape.While climbing the boundary fence,he suffers a fatal heart attack caused by a change in cardiac rhythm due to his treatment

### 456,Chain On You

April 25,2007 in Lakewood,CO
Two female motocross riders are bitter rivals on their local circuit.One rider sabotages the other's motorcycle chain,causing it to snap during the next race.The broken chain flies through the air and tears into the saboteur's throat and she quickly bleeds to death

### 726,This Just In My Chest

August 26,2004 in Port Charlotte,FL
A local news reporter obsessed with his self image gets the opportunity to look brave and become famous on a national scale by covering a local hurricane.While attempting to cover the story,he is struck and impaled by a mailbox post that has broken loose in the high winds

### 949,Therm-a\*\*\*\*

October 8,2008 in Moab,UT
A miserable teenage girl forced into going to a religious retreat by hen parents slips some crushed ecstasy into everyone's dinner.After the drugs take effect,one of the campers smashes a guitar near the campfire.The girl chokes on the soot that is blown in hen face.She grabs a nearby thermos and gulps its contents,not knowing that it is filled with leftover boiling water from the campifire.Because she is high on ecstasy,she fails to spit the water out so she suffers severe burns to hen epiglottis which swells up and blocks hen airway.She then loses consciousness and soon dies

## Episode 70:Dead-agers In The Trainer

### 599,Soccer Balled

September 9,2004 in Honolulu,HI
A group beats every team that they fight in a soccer tournament in which the lead then gets angry for not letting them settle down and one of the members talk back to him,only for that girl to get slapped by the lead,causing them to leave him alone with the boys.The lead gets stressed due to the girls leaving him which one of the boys calms him down.At night,the girls apologize to him due to the bear biting their arm so the boys healed it and they slept together.The next day, their final group shows up,starting the game.Few minutes later,their group wins but the lead starts to cough.His members start to give him some medication but dies after.The lead was suffering from CAR or Coughing Anomotal Respiration

### 297,Pole Sticked

July 11,1995 in Baton Range,Macau
Three friends beat every team they fight in a golf tournament.The three then continue to make more stunts for the tournament and they were successful.The next day,their final group shows up,starting the game.In their final stunt,the girl accidentally pops the old man's balloon,making him angry but she still manage to put the golf ball in the hole.After the announcer announces them as the winner,the pole stick comes back to the girl,impaling her in the chest,killing her instanty.The pole stick that girl was using isn't original,it's boomerang

### 867,Killed In Arms

June 2,2009 (Technically one year and four days later) in Riverdale,AZ
A DBH man experiences double vision which his roommates knew it so they rushed him to the hospital.The doctor told them that he was diagnosed with DIPG or Diffuse Intrinsic Pontine Gliomas.He battles it for the next few months but suddenly,he slowly dies infront of his roommates within few days later

### 753,Snipered

December 16,2000 in San Diego,CA
Four friends go to the intense park where they start to play there.Few hours later,one of hen friend's rival shows up in the park which she hides at the top where he cannot see her.The girl then brings out a sniper and aims at him before shooting,causing the bullet to go through hen eye,killing her instantly.The sniper was targetting her,not hen rival

### 383,Experimented

February 15,2005 in Ferodix,Macau
A soldier is told to knock out one male and two female protegees so he did that all.He then puts them in the cart and locks them in the basement.Few hours later,the protegees wake up and dodge any trap they see while they're leaving.They then go in the experiment room where they mix sodium and potassium in his experiment and hides in the bathroom.When he enters and opens his experiment,it forms on his face,killing him

### 745,Nailed It

November 5,1998 in Taipour,Macau
A small girl is kidnapped by soldiers and putten to the death lab where she will be executed.Before they do that,the girl manages to escape it but gets caught by a soldier which it becomes a chasing disaster.The girl then trips down a stairs when a putting trolley goes through hen knees before rolling and impaling herself in the forehead by a nail.A doctor was putting back the trolley in its place by a trickshot

### 890,Two-ssors

April 25,2003 in El Paso,TX
Two hunters hunt a house and steal all the stuffs in there.They then found one abandoned house and gets in it but the boy has a fear so the girl opens it for him,only to get impaled by his own scissor trap in the stomach,killing him within seconds.A man dodged his trap and turns it around while checking the house

## Episode 71:Death Takes A Vacation

### 268,Velvet Dope

May 21,2010 in Philadelphia,PA
An ill tempered bouncer and former convict repeatedly refuses to let two men into a club for not having money or good looks.One of the men becomes impatient and nudges the bouncer who drives him back against an overhanging support beam.The beam snaps with one piece impaling the bouncer through the scalp

### 421,Bull-shido

December 11,2006 in Osaka,Japan
After the suffocation death of his band mate from episode 36,a Japanese rock star realizes that he's untalented and a disgrace to the music world so he decides to commit Japanese ritualistic suicide.After he slices his stomach open,he waits to bleed to death,only to be decapitated by a family member and his sword

### 861,Batter Upped

January 26,2003 in Abilene,TX
A food vendor at a carnival tries to seduce his co worker in the booth by erotically feeding her a la 9 1/2 weeks.His co worker enjoys it until the food vendor tries to make out with her.The co worker resists and dumps a bucket of flour over his head and runs off to hen car.The food vendor goes after her but ends up running into a pole and face planting into a deep fryer which gives him fatal burns.The woman forgets hen keys so she goes back,much to the horror of the man's frying corpse

### 824,Caught In A Lye

September 25,2001 in The Czech Republic
A chemical plant owner lies to safety inspectors about his waste disposal practices.When one of them notices a pipe leaking hazardous sodium hydroxide solution,he tries to stop the leak by closing a valve.Instead,the chemical spews all over him,destroying his skin and body tissues

### 280,Dead On Arrival

November 6,2002 in San Francisco,CA
A drug smuggler creates a tie dyed T-shirt soaked in blotter acid so he can avoid detection at the airport.The smuggler gets nervous and begins sweating,causing him to absorb a massive overdose through his skin and suffer a heart attack,stroke and massive hyperthermia

### 573,Dead Mime

June 26,1997 in Portland,OR
An annoying mime who resorts to harassing passersby in a park stops to eat a pickle for lunch.One piece gets lodged in his throat and causes him to choke to death but the passersby do not stop to help,thinking that this is part of his act

### 990,Hen Own D\*\*\* Fault

July 27,2004 in Chatsworth,CA
A lecherous wife invites hen spouse's boss and his boss' spouse for a game of tennis.When the woman publicly tries to seduce the boss,his spouse serves a ball that hits her in the head,stunning her.She stumbles against the hand crank used to tighten the net,releasing it so that it strikes her in the head.The blow leads to hen death from a skull fracture and swelling of hen brain

## Episode 72:Wild Wild Death

### 230,Teller,She's Dead

December 9,2005 in Atlanta,GA
A bank teller and hen friend carry out an inside job bank robbery with the friend forcing the teller to open the vault and then locking her inside.When the friend sets off the fire alarm on hen way out,it triggers a carbon dioxide extinguisher system in the vault and the teller is suffocated to death

### 738,Super Zero

May 24,2008 in Cleveland,OH
A nerd takes to dressing up as a superhero to fight minor crime in his town but ends up harassing the so called perpetrators.Finding some teenaged marijuana smokers on a rooftop,he shocks one with a cattle prod but then retreats when the others advance toward him to defend their friend.He trips on his cape and falls over the edge,sustaining fatal skull and chest fractures when he hits the ground

### 640,Branched Out

June 5,2009 in Lancaster,PA
A man films videos of sexy girls firing weapons in hopes of having them go viral.Startled by an ejected shell casing that fell into hen open cleavage (she was wearing a spaghetti strap tanktop),one girl fires hen uzi at random and hits a tree branch overhead.The branch breaks and impales the man through the chest and into his heart,causing his death

### 436,Dough

November 9,2004 in Rapid City,SD
A lecherous bakery supervisor who sexually harasses his female employees challenges one of them to swallow a spoonful of ground cinnamon in order to get out of going on a date with him.She chokes on the powder and coughs it into his face and he falls over so that his tie gets caught in a running dough mixer.His head is pulled in and the machine's blades inflict lethal skull fractures

### 147,Cham-pained

July 8,2006 in Montecito,CA
A stolen art auctioneer decides to open hen evening with a champagne fountain.When she goes to open the bottle,the cork pops off in hen eye and she falls backward into the pyramid of champagne glasses,a shard imbeds her in the brachial artery and the rest of hen body,she bleeds out in seconds

### 980,Backseat Die-er

March 1,2003 in West Plains,MO
A paramedic who has been fired several times for gross incompetence and getting high on hospital drugs takes another job and gets high again by inhaling nitrous oxide.In his intoxicated state,he begins playing with the ambulance's defibrillator and electrocutes himself

### 185,Blogged Artery

January 16,2006 in Zuni Pueblo,NM
A blogger who has sex with rock stars tries and fails at seducing a young rocker.Desperate for new material for hen blog,she uses a vacuum cleaner on hen neck to simulate a hickey.The suction causes a blood clot in hen carotid artery which ends up traveling to hen brain and giving her a stroke when she stands

# Season 7

## Episode 73:Welcome To The Death-ical Age

### 133,Decapitate-dead

November 20,2003 in Knoxville,TN
A bully who bullies every person steals everything from them.One day,she sees a car so she decides to get into the top of it after the driver has come in and leaves with it.Few minutes later,a guard sees her so he enters his car and chases after it.When the driver is about to go the tunnel,she stands up and screams as hen head is decapitated in the counter

### 508,An-chest-na

May 7,2002 in Omaha,NE
A quiet kid goes to a library to read in peace but is distracted when a guy speaks to him.He impales his hand with a knife and leaves after.For revenge,the guy grabs an antenna and throws it over his forehead but gets impaled instead in the chest

### 863,Speakers Off

March 29,1999 in Nampa,ID
A girl throws a party at hen house which hen relationers go there.They eat junk foods,drink soft drinks and more.One of the girls decided to start a music so she turns on hen speaker and plays a song but when that happens,it malfunctions.The girl tries to fix it but it explodes,killing her

### 372,Windpiped

January 19,2004 in Lakeland,FL
A couple goes to the doctor to see what happened to their young daughter's attitude.The doctor explained that she has lost hen memory and becomes more villainous.When they are outside,the father drinks some water while the mother reflexes hen muscles but when she does the back crack,she accidentally hits his spouse's windpipe,killing him within seconds

### 597,Tran-kill-izer

February 15,2010 in Ann Arbor,MI
A girl who hates hen friends stays at hen room to never see them.When that happens,a boy climbs to hen window and breaks in which she starts to beat him up.The girl then brings out hen gun,only for hen sister to intervene.When they brawl for the gun,the girl shoots herself in the forehead,killing her instantly,much to the delight of the boy

### 686,Eye-ker

June 13,2006 in Topeka,KS
A man from the Orange Grove makes fun of everyone by calling them names and taking off their clothes.One day,he sees a boy so he goes to him and takes off his short,causing everyone to laugh,only for his mom to go in and get angry at him.He then brings out a pool cue and bangs it in the floor,activating it and impaling it through his eye,killing him instantly

### 474,Breaking Lot

August 6,2001 in Scottsdale,AZ
Two friends go to the mall to have fun but the girl rejects it so she smack talks him.The boy then answers back and exits the car,letting her do the same.In the mall,they eat,play and more.Few minutes later,they go into their gender bathrooms and uses a toilet.When the girl is handcuffed with the boy,she breaks free and goes back to their car,only for him to catch up but she manages to leave.Outside the parking lot,the car's pumpers ignite,killing her instantly.The boy setted up the pump trap for the girl to not get in the car easily

## Episode 74:Death Penalties

### 167,Recep-shunned

July 3,2010 in Warwick,RI
An obnoxious wedding singer performs an insulting song,making fun of the groom being tricked into marrying the bride who is pregnant and has herpes.When the groom goes to punch the singer,the best man tries to calm him down,only to be pushed away into the microphone stand,causing the microphone to lodge in the singer's throat.The wedding singer asphyxiates

### 764,Dyin Maiden

September 4,1789 in Lyon,France
During the French Revolution,a spy posing as a maid tries to kill a magistrate to get his money but is stopped by the magistrate's assistant.For committing treason,the maid/spy is sentenced to death by being shoved inside an iron maiden and impaled

### 820,Teri-yucky

October 5,2006 in Bremerton,WA
A master chef at a Benihana style Japanese grill restaurant owns a set of precious knives.One night,the busboy of the restaurant steals the knives to role play as the chef.When he throws one of them high in the air,he manages to catch it but it severs a support rope holding up a giant Buddha head decoration.The decoration slams into the busboy and causes him to face plant into the hot grill which scorches his face and kills him from fatal burns

### 10,Gunned Down

April 6,2003 in Fenchurch,England
A new student shows up at a school,causing the old student to go to her and starts bullying the student.While in class,the old student throws a paper ball at her which the teacher scolds the girl for doing it.When the kid haves hen lunch,she spills it all over the floor,causing the janitor to clean it up.After school,the old student blocks hen way and starts insulting her,only for that girl to look back because of the footsteps,causing her to get shot in the neck by a police guard and killing her within seconds,much to the delight of the new student.The school had active CCTV cameras that will turn red or green depending on their actions

### 143,No Guts,All Gory

September 23,2001 in Leesburg,FL
A common street thief who regularly mugs passersby goes after a diving equipment vendor as he's loading his merchandise into his car.The vendor uses a knife to stab at the street thief (despite that fighting back against an armed mugger is ill advised) and the knife gets lodged in the thief's side.As the thief tries to pull it out,he presses a button that releases a burst of nitrogen (the knife in particular is used to subdue sharks during deep sea diving excursions) which causes the thief's viscera to explode all over the parking lot

### 868,She-manned

November 3,2007 in Venice Beach,CA
A female bodybuilder who works as a fetish actress for weak men who are attracted to physically strong women is taking a bath to prepare for hen best customer.While under the influence of muscle relaxants and alcohol,she slips into the water but gets out before she can breathe in any more water.However while trying to crush a watermelon between hen thighs for hen best customer,she chokes to death and dies from dry drowning

### 314,Apocalypse Harley

April 16,2011 in Hollywood,CA
A Marlon Brando esque mercenary has been hired to take down a Charlie Sheen esque TV actor who has been in the news for his erratic misogynistic behavior and his cocaine abuse.When the mercenary has the actor cornered in his mansion,the actor races to the kitchen to snort cocaine and get his machete.While running circles around the mercenary,the actor trips and stabs himself in the heart with his own weapon.He manages to say "winning" to one of his live in prostitutes before dying

## Episode 75:Dirt Nap

### 311,Harmored Car

April 22,2006 in Hutchinson,KS
Two amateurs attempt to rob an armored car and successfully tie up the guards but a passer-by calls 911.The police arrive and exchange gunfire with the robbers,one of who hides in the car.Just as he peeks out of an open door,his partner is hit and falls backward,driving the door shut and breaking the first robber's neck

### 174,Bush Whacked 3:Waxed Off

November 13,2005 in Los Angeles,CA
An angry woman goes to a spa run by two Korean women.After enduring hen constant complaints,the masseuse and spa owner decide to give her a free bikini wax.One of the waxing strips catches fire and ignites hen pubic hair when it is brought too close.The spa workers put out the fire but the smoke sets off the sprinkler system and drenches everybody in the room.The woman dies from anaphylactic shock caused by aquagenic urticaria (a rare allergic reaction to water) before she can run out

### 853,You've Got Dead Male

October 18,2009 in Daytona,FL
A vandal rides around a neighborhood and smashes mailboxes with a wooden baseball bat while his crush drives.One previous victim,a retired metalworker has reinforced his box with a steel post.Unable to destroy it,the vandal pounds on it until his bat breaks,sending a splinter into his heart

### 729,Shop Till You Drown

February 9,2004 in Corpus Christi,TX
A woman selling fake designer clothes to a client for high prices is thrown out by hen client's spouse who hates his spouse's personal shopper friend because his spouse keeps spending money on her and the husband lost most of his money to the current economic downturn.As she leaves,she falls into the couple's swimming pool,gets tangled in its cover and drowns

### 586,De-faced

January 22,2003 in St.Cloud,MN
A man warms up his recently purchased snowblower by letting it run in his garage while he drinks several beers.The combination of alcohol and carbon monoxide exhaust fumes causes him to become dizzy and fall onto the blades,shredding his face

### 304,Laser Bombed

May 24,2006 in Taipa,Macau
Two friends like to insult people with their deadly laser toys.In order for them to not get seen,they hide on a bush and wait for someone to pass through their line.This also happens to animals except cats and stuffs.When they go back to their apartment,one of them decides to use a dynamite as a demonstration.As she points it through the rope,the dynamite gets lit up.They then go near it and she tries to blow it out,only for them to be exploded to death

### 761,Ex'd Ex

March 27,2001 in Sleepy Hollow,NY
A couple on a hayride are stalked by the female's former crush.When he surprises them by popping out dressed as an axe murderer,the current boyfriend knocks him off the cart.He falls to the ground and the wheels crush his lungs and intestines,causing his death from being run over in half

## Episode 76:Die-verick Door

### 406,Torched Out

October 1,2009 in Tempe,AZ
After the death of his buddy from an accidental distracting gunshot to the forehead,he is seen playing the game called Outlaster.He keeps winning the games and beating all of the opponents.At nighttime in the camp,a power interruption occurs which he prepares a lighting pole and a torch where the sleeve of his jacket initiates a fire and it kills him within seconds

### 918,Stoved

March 11,1997 in Korea Town,Macau
A youtube who is reacting to youtube videos with 1000 Ways To Die gets called by his mom to cook food for them.He goes down,gets some tap water and boils it which he goes up again after.When the video is done,he checks the boiled water,only for the gas to explode,killing him instantly

### 776,Deathing Release

July 12,2003 in Belgrade,MN
Since the death of the most famous teacher named Mr.Juppirost,the school would remember him on his birthday by blowing the candles on his cake and making the helium balloons fly for him.A girl named Parsley however would put the balloon on hen neck so she does not have to hold it.She would only put it back to normal when it is time for the release.In the next few years,she would do this method until a wind makes the helium balloon that she put on hen neck fly through the air and she starts choking.When a girl sees her with it,she tells hen spouse to remove the balloon on hen neck and he did it by throwing his knife on the string.When she comes down,they realized that she is dead and she was killed after falling down from the sky too high

### 207,Hotdogged

August 23,2002 in Beastville,DC
A man likes his beer but the person who gave it to him wears a purple shirt so he stands up and punches her in the face.The lawn makes him angry and when someone needs help,that person would get it by the same man.In a shop,he pushes everyone to be first on the line and get a hotdog from the same person who he punched earlier ago.As he eats it,the girl who got bullied by him 2x,slacks the hotdog onto his throat,choking him to death in seconds

### 609,Pelicular Death

May 24,2006 in Taipa,Macau
A doctor who search the meanings and the pictures of the things that he does not know yet would tell the others to say the names of the things that are placed elsewhere and they all did it.At his room,his friend and a girl who was diagnosed with sarcoma show up and the girl needed a pelicular drain so she gives one pack to her and leaves the room with the girl afterwards.While he was playing with a comeback ball rack,he searches for the meaning of it and then the picture before facing the rack to him and knocking himself out with it which he impales his eye by the forgotten to put pericular drain on his eye,his friend and the girl then comes back shocked to see his dead body

### 334,Colon-gross-opy

August 18,1995 in Denville,NJ
A girl with a very high competitive streak holds various contests with hen two male roommates.To prepare for a farting contest,she decides to cheat by squirting a can of whipped cream up hen rectum to produce gas.However,the nitrous oxide gas from the can causes quick freezing and immediate necrosis of hen intestinal tissue,resulting in swelling.Before she bleed to death,she farts out hen blood and dies of hemorrhage

### 674,Rubber Die-llets

May 23,2005 in Bellevue,WA
A man makes a program to celebrate Enigma's death.While preparing to make the stuffs,hen sister with his cousins help him too.After that,his relatives starts to show up and sit in their responding chairs.In the middle of the program,he brings out a rubber gun and interrupts his cousin's speech by shooting it onto the side of his neck and making him very angry as he shoots more.After the cousin's speech,he leaves his gun and goes to the stage to make his speech.At his speech,his cousin finds his rubber gun and tries to get him back with it,only to shoot his own feet with his rubber gun.When he throws it into a table in anger,the gun shoots his neck,killing him within seconds

## Episode 77:Death,Putting The Fun In Funeral

### 506,Spastic Surgery

February 5,2004 in Greensboro,NC
A woman who has recently had gastric bypass surgery chews out hen spouse and forces him to divorce her while the two dine out at a fancy restaurant.While arguing with him,the woman has a coughing fit which causes her to bleed out excessively and bring forth a pair of forceps which were left inside her by hen plastic surgeon from hen lacerated stomach

### 260,Rhymes With Rich

November 18,2007 in Grosse Pointe,MI
A gold digging personal trainer targets a wealthy businessman who has hired her to help him and his spouse stay in shape.After the wife screams at hen spouse for having an erection from the trainer's seductive ways,the trainer celebrates by practicing hen clean and jerk with a 150 pound barbell.However,she lifts it too fast and collapses on a step aerobics platform.The impact from the fall snaps hen neck,severing hen spinal cord

### 14,Less Is Mormon

May 20,2001 in Amity,OR
A polygamist cult leader is set to wed his fourth spouse.His latest spouse gets nervous and runs off into the woods.The other cult members go after her,stepping into fatal traps set up around the compound to keep cult members from escaping alive.The groom ends up dead from one of his traps:a spiked board that impales the victim when stepped on like a rake

### 645,Wine And Die

October 1,2002 in Napa Valley,CA
A nerdy virgin college student takes a female foreign exchange student from Sweden to a vineyard for a wine tasting,only to find it closed for the off season.Having brought their own wine,they get drunk and climb into a fermentation vat to make out.Both of them soon asphyxiate due to the carbon dioxide emitted by the fermenting grapes

### 222,Die-rect TV

September 29,2009 in Brooklyn,NY
A squatter decides to tap into his neighbor's cable television line for some free entertainment when he sees that they are watching a marathon of 1000 Ways to Die.He climbs up to their exterior cable box but tumbles down the building's fire escape and gets impaled through his mouth and brainstem by the screwdriver that he had between his lips

### 779,Open Cas-death

July 13,2010 in New Albany,IN
A man who has never visited a funeral for his life meets his friends there.While preparing for the program,the guy takes a look at the dead girl before he tries to open the protector from the first part casket.While doing it,the casket closes by itself,hurting his own hands and making him slip through the wet floor,causing him the make a lantern fall with his wrist onto his own head,killing him

### 584,Dead Light,Green Light

April 18,2005 in Everett,WA
After the burning death of hen bestfriend from episode 62,a scalper selling fake tickets to local sporting events gets caught by an angry customer who was just turned away from having counterfeit tickets.The scalper hurries across the street but is hit and killed by an SUV,even though the pedestrian signal is green (the traffic light was shorted out by a slug that crawled into the electrical box to escape the sun)

## Episode 78:Deathing Release

### 7,Abduct-dead

August 10,2010 in Woodbridge,NJ
A mean girl sneaks into the nice girl's house in order for her to get hen pictures of her hanging out with hen old friend back.Meanwhile at the shop,the nice girl watches people in hen phone so that the house is kept safe.As she sees the mean girl in hen home,she calls hen bestfriend and tells her to go there so she agrees.Before going there,they get something to hit her with and finally gets in the car to go there.Back at the house,she manages to get the pictures back few hours later,only to get busted by the nice girl and hen old friend which the nice girl throws her out of the window and making her fall down the ground.They then beat her in their own way until she gets carried by hen old friend and throwing her in a car,finally ending hen life,they then go get lunch before putting the nice girl's house back to normal

### 298,I Can't Kill You

October 18,2009 in Salem,OR
A bully prepares a lot of weapons to get revenge from hen friend after he killed hen family so he can be in Hell for what he did which she calls hen friend to go with her and she accepts it.Before killing him,they manage to kill his bodyguards with just their uzis.As they were going to park their car on the mall basement,hen friend sees him so she parks hen car on the outside parking lot instead.She then goes out,brings out hen uzi and runs to them.When she reaches to him,they laugh because they think she is gonna shoot hen uzi at them so she proves it,only to slip on the carpet that his friend is pulling now and impale herself in the eye on the front of hen uzi,they continued laughing because she was lame at beating them

### 312,Tripping Ball

June 23,2004 in Aurora,IL
A boy who was previously kicked out from a party for thrifting puts on an alien helmet forced by his friend so they cannot see his face.Once he gets into the next party,he watches the entire program before getting some food from one of the tables which draws the owner's attention and starts to chase them.Since the small one is faster than the other,the girl gets to the escalator first before him.When he gets there,he trips on hen ankle,causing him to be killed from a fatal fall which draws the attention of a girl who is making a shop right now and removes his mask,revealing the person who got kicked from a party himself

### 590,Fort Nighted

March 8,2001 in Riverdale,AZ
A girl steals toys and puts them in hen toy shop in order for people to buy it and make her add more money to hen bank of savings.As the owner comes there,he tells the girl that she has been stealing his toys and she needs to put them back before he calls the police so she fills hen paintballs with hen paintgun and shoots it at him.As he goes far from her,she fills hen slingshot with a paintballs and shoots it at him,only for hen tent to explode.The paintball pressed a button that was set on hen tent before he came to her

### 549,Solu-die

January 4,2008 in Lancaster,PA
A leader who recently broke up with hen old friend eats solupak in order for her to go insane with hen old friend's spouse.As she sees her,she runs away in fear,making the lead follow her.This happens until hen way gets blocked by a car which she gets impaled by a pipe in the neck due to the spouse dodging it,killing her within seconds

### 975,Extinguished

December 12,2006 in Asheville,NC
A bitter ex jock whose college prospects were ruined by failed drug tests now plays dodgeball at a community center.After one aggressive victory against a group of nerds (all of which are heads of internet companies that are making more money than the jock ever will),he yells at his teammates and tries to spray them with an old improperly maintained fire extinguisher.The container explodes and the handle lodges in his chest,destroying his heart

### 860,Neurotrasmitted

April 21,2005 in New Albany,IN
Two people make a new object called "the neurotransmitter" which can only be held with its magnetic stick to prevent people from being electocuted with it.The boss however gets a call from his worker so he leaves the girl to guard the object while he is gone.Wanting to touch it without its stick,she removes it from there and accidentally presses the button,causing her to be shocked to death

## Episode 79:Lilith's Die-mand

### 57,Die-er Motor

January 25,2008 in Jerusalem,Israel
Two American actors go on a vacation to Israel where the boy's dream finally came true.The boy however cannot speak Israel because he was born and grew up in USA.The girl also speaks Israel so she does this to people who talk to her.While on the hotel,the boy visits his friends that are also American and swims with them.They play charades while the girl visits hen friends too.In the middle of the game,the scarf that he is wearing becomes stuck in the blower motor,causing him to start choking until a guard sees this and calls in his friend.Trying to stop it,the guy dies after being choked for seconds,making her sad after this happened

### 418,Car-paled

September 15,1997 in Birmingham,AL
Two people go to the mall to shop what they need so that they don't have to run out of luck again.After that,they pay and rush to the car so that they can get a new one,only for them to see a thief stealing it.They try to catch up but the thief leaves with it.As he is about to enter the expressway,he looks back to see if they are still chasing and he laughs because he loses them,only for him to get impaled in the chest by the driver of the two people and killing him within seconds

### 862,Blowing Engines

October 27,2002 in Davenport,IA
A mechanic fixes vehicles that are in serious danger.Two hours later,hen friend shows up and says that the man's car engine is overheated so she says that she will fix it after fixing the current vehicle that she is fixing now.After fixing the vehicle,she goes to the person whose car engine is overheated and starts fixing it,only for the engine to explode on hen body,killing her

### 132,Lepre-b\*\*\*\*

December 10,2005 in McKinney,TX
A leprechaun gets gold from other people instead of their stuffs.When he gets gold from a normalizer,he begs that man to give him gold but he doesn't have one so he
tries to get the bag.As he is doing it,he falls on the lava pot,causing him to burn to death when another pot fills it with more lava on controls

### 844,From Alligators To Crocodiles

June 18,1996 in Asgard,SC
A person who sells lemonades makes people go to his shop and taste his drink which it becomes delicious.As more people go there,a girl who was selling milktea gets hen crocodile and lets him eat the man.When he sees this,the people buying lemonade run away along with him,only for the crocodile to catch up and start eating his feet,killing him within seconds

### 659,Taste-dead

March 14,1999 in Belgrade,MN
A professional bartender shoplifts food from the store since he didn't have money.The bartender would prepare the materials and mix them together in order to make a delicious drink.He tastes it which it ends up becoming a delicious one.He then eats,drinks the rest of his homemade drink and rests for 30 minutes.The next day as he stands up,he collapses on the floor,finally killing him.The store that he entered would punish shoplifters by giving them poisonous stuffs and he was one of them

### 228,Tackled To Death

August 5,2004 in Manchester,MD
Four people make a news report for their video on youtube because the reporters were sick after eating an expired chicken.There are two groups,the top ones and the bottom ones.The top ones struggle because of the oldest person while the bottom ones make it already.The younger person tries to let the oldest one go down but she refuses.She would also pull him back to their place if he leaves.After trying to let the oldest person down,he tries to tackle her,only for him to trip by hen foot and start rolling down the cliff.As he reaches the dead end,his eye gets impaled by a sundial and the older person gets horrified to see his dead body

## Episode 80:Camelot Deathing

### 566,Prank Gone Dead

October 7,2008 in Arvada,CO
A prankster pranks people by buying things at a shop and going to them.If the prank was good,he would run off before getting caught by them.If it's a bad one however,they would apologize and give them a new stuff with the same thing on it.When he pranks a scammer with a hot sauce,the spread burns his face and he becomes like a zombie who starts to chase him through the streets.Since he is faster than the scammer,he reaches the road on time which the scammer gets crashed by a car and killing him.The people who got scammed by him prepares a paper and goes to the person who saved their lives to sign in his name for what he did.The prankster then runs off back home and continue his pranks to other people

### 836,I Spy A Dead Gal

September 24,2001 in Phoenix,AZ
A team prepares stuff to annihiliate their final team in order to win the championship.As they come in to the roof of the other building,the referee starts the game which they start to ruin each other.The other team however were very good at ruining other and they are all humans.As they throw more stuffs at the other team,they start to become tired which the leader looks at them and says that they will need more gooder stuffs in order for the other team to get beaten and for them to get the $1M pesos.As the leader looks back at the other team,a member throws a sign in hen stomach and slices her in half with it,killing her instantly

### 783,Buck Bashed

July 22,2004 in Jacksonville,FL
Two professional wingsuiters drop paintballs on a target in a different place.The fancy man goes first doing it before the the comfy man and they were both successful on dropping it into the bullseye.As the comfy man is about to take his last turn,he accidentally drops the paintball onto a buck which it draws attention to the fancy man and starts chasing him.Before he can go to his car,the buck's owner locks the doors to prevent him from entering,causing him to be impaled in the kidneys with the buck's horns,killing him within seconds

### 151,Snake Trip

November 6,2009 in Savannah,GA
A person who owns a plant and animal farm explores all plants and animals to the tourists before heading to a mall where they will eat lunch.When she sees hen sister feeding a snake,the girl goes to her and tells her to stop feeding the snake or she'll ground her so she throws a candy for the last time before leaving.When she is about to do it,the girl tells her to pick up the food but she just rejects it and heads back to the tourists which the girl picks the food up herself,only for the snake to bite hen wrist which she rushes to the nearest bathroom and wash hen hands and wrists with water and soap for 10 minutes.When she sees some tourists on the sculpture area,she tries to stop them,only for her to die because of the snake biting hen wrist and the tourists run away after they see her dead.Few hours later when another owner with his friend opens the sculpture area,they were terrified to see her dead because of the snake killing her

### 910,Kinetic Eel

August 26,2006 in Lincoln,NE
Two scientists pack their things to move into their new house after winning in a science competition.When they check the marine animal home,they found out that an eel had escaped in its cell so they try to find it and they were successful.The boy tells the girl to cover the eel to prevent it from electrocuting both of them.As she was doing it,the girl asks the doctor if she needed gloves to put the eel back in its cage and he said no.As she was doing it,the girl is electrocuted to death because of the pelicular drain in hen nose

### 871,Die-mentery

May 10,1999 in Elgin,IL
A girl who is tired of the boy's attitude leaves him alone with his siblings and parents.When the girl is driving away far enough,the boy goes to his car and starts following the girl to where she is going.The boy however had to be careful not to draw hen attention because he will be facing a consequence and that is what happened to him.As he is about to crash hen car,the girl's friend comes in rescue and crashes his vehicle,causing it to roll down onto a cementery and he survived the incident,only to get shot in the neck by the same girl who crashed his car

### 350,Electrocuting Crowd

December 5,2003 in Belgrade,MN
Two people who are excited to see the Janistor Family in the Mall Of America prepares the stuff that they needed to use on the TV after the program.In there,they had to be careful not to draw their attention and they were successful in the whole program.When everyone is having their break,they prepare the things on the TV which the girl plugs the speaker AUX on the phone while the boy plugs the adapter of the speaker,only for it to explode on their backs,killing them both

## Episode 81:Pig Die-tender

### 939,Human-icide

June 25,1999 in Lexington,KY
Two boys who make fun of their friends in a podcast drink beer in order for the winner to get the last taco in Jack in the Box.One of the man's dog then comes and tells that guy to feed him some good but he says later.As the dog is walking back outside,he accidentally bumps a table leg which causes an insect killer to spill onto the next beer of the man who has a dog.As he grabs and drinks it,he suffers a heart attack and dies within seconds

### 983,Tripped Over Wires

August 2,2003 in Dearborn,MI
Two boys do their defualt pose in MK11 which the girl tells them to stop it or she will kill them both.After a lot of pose doings and warnings,she gets so tired of them and decides to tackle them both,only for her to trip on an electric hose after they dodge hen move and electrocuting her to death

### 324,Floor Caught Off

December 19,2004 in Elizabeth,NJ
A teleporter kills people by splitting their legs in half with an under portal.As she is about to find his next victims,the two from the third floor drops burgers on him which he falls down on the ground and dies before teleporting to dodge it

### 426,Open The Explosions

February 17,1998 in Broans,SC
Two finders got lost after trying to find the newest treasure on the map.As the were about to go back outside,one of them notices a door which the other man opens it and goes down with his torch.As he reaches the dead end,the torch makes contact with the gunpowder box which it explodes on his body,killing him

### 796,Deadboard

October 1,2007 in Pearland,TX
A professional skater shows his stunts to his bestfriend which she liked it all.He then gives it to her and she does it succesfully.She was a professional skater for 2 years before turning into a ballet dancer who won a dancing competition 1 month ago.Hen skateboard stunts drew the attention of hen worst nightmare who tries to knock her out by throwing his skateboard on hen scalp,only for her to dodge it under and the skateboard goes through his neck,killing him instantly

### 964,I'm Gonna Fly To Death

May 21,2006 in Hialeah,FL
A mean girl grounds hen own sister even though she didn't do anything wrong and lets her hide under hen bed.She does this many times until she sees her with a professional Hellspawn which she goes there,shoots him in the side of the scalp with hen gun and tries to ground her,only for a plane choker (the one that is controlled by another professional Hellspawn) to go to hen chin and killing her within seconds while flying in the air

### 181,Terminate-dead

July 26,2002 in Allentown,PA
A killer terminates people with his machine shotgun (a gun that kills people with only one hit).As he is about to kill his next victim,he finds out that his shotgun ran out of ammo so she brings out hen blaster and shoots it in his chest,killing him instantly because it has water filled on it

## Episode 82:Hemlock At Die-ford

### 49,Lawn Crusher

December 9,2005 in Atlanta,GA
A guy cleans his house with his spouse because it is their anniversary and there will be visitors coming on their house.As he was doing it,the kiddos ruin his work by throwing insultive message crumbled papers on the ground which he throws it back to them in anger.He keeps doing this until he trips onto a rock while mowing the grass with the saw mower that the kiddo boy threw while he was throwing back the current insultive message crumbled paper at them and the mower shreds his head which it gets turned off when the spouse saw it

### 667,Pen-die

May 24,2008 in Cleveland,OH
Three friends make make a panorama using their own iPhones which it was successful because they have been photographers for 30 years already.As it is the third friend's turn in the next place,a pencil gets impaled in hen chest and it kills her within seconds.The engineers were building a new skyscraper and uses the pencil to write where the places will be held on a paper.Suddenly,their worst nightmare wrecks some of the floors of the skyscraper while the other were building it and they fell with their pencil

### 231,Hangglided

June 5,2009 in Lancaster,PA
A girl who hasn't tried hanggliding yet steals everyone's line and even the glider itself which she jumps away with it and she was having fun,only to hit a stack of kegs which it explodes hen body,killing her instantly

### 93,Sealed Up

November 9,2004 in Rapid City,SD
A nice woman celebrates hen birthday with hen friends in a lot of place since it is a spree.While they watch a program in the zoo,she rushes to the bathroom and leaves hen chips on the table.While she is there,a seal starts eating it which one of hen friends try to prevent the animal from finishing it but the animal claws hen wrist instead.When she comes back,she tells the incident which she rushes her to the bathroom to prevent the wound from killing her.Unfortunately,the venom takes place and she dies before filling the wound with soap

### 379,Moving Through Guns

July 8,2006 in Montecito,CA
A mean coach insults his trainers if they don't exercise properly and don't win any game.Before long,he sees some girls which he goes to them and watches their game,making them like him already,only for his cousin to come in and tells him to mind his own business because she is training them for their next team due to them winning a lot of games now.As he goes back to his team,one of them (the person who is also a professional sniper) shoots him in the eye,killing him instantly

### 728,Death Scout Cookies

March 1,2003 in West Plains,MO
A small kid wants girl scout cookies so she asks hen friend to buy her but she doesn't have money so she steals all of them from their neighbor.As she comes back,she becomes excited and they both eat it.While eating it,the friend dies becuase of the white chocolate chips in the red velvet cookies which she was allergic to it

### 164,Chainsawed 2:Knocked To Death

January 16,2006 in Zuni Pueblo,NM
A person dresses up as the people biggest machine fears and starts chasing them.They also let them do push ups and more non running exercises in order for them to lose weight and become stronger.When the person sees a girl who is fat a bit,he goes through her and starts chasing that girl.This happens until he hits his head on a wall because of the wet floor that the janitor is mopping now,causing him to fall down while knocked out and the chainsaw goes through his neck,finally killing him

## Episode 83:El Die-anna

### 39,Fran-choked

July 27,2001 in Norman,OK
A person was forced to clean the apartment after smoking a lot of times.Meanwhile,two people on the third floor wait for him to come out at the room below them for those two to kill him for what he did.As he goes out to take the trash,one of them chokes him to death with a rope on the lobe of his chin

### 777,Shooting Fires

June 17,1998 in Fort Carson
A soldier puts the intoxicater far away from the tank with his friend on it in order for him to shoot it while he runs out of the intoxicater so he cannot harm itself,making the intoxicater explode.The intoxicater becomes bigger and the explode becomes more stronger as the friend shoots it.After a lot of shooting and exploding intoxicaters,the friend gets burned on the next one,causing him to die within seconds

### 90,Astroyed

March 21,2003 in Alexandria,VA
Two people play music that they liked because they are addicted to it.Two hours later,they stop by at a house where they do it again with a speaker this time while they relax at the roof of their car by sitting with their chairs.The loud noise attracts the owner and tells them to lower the colume or he will come there and break their speaker so the boy did it.As they are about to finish their liked music,a big rock suddenly comes crashing down and kills them both.The two children were playing "Break The Big Rock",a game where you have to carry a big rock and throw it so it can break

### 361,Horse Dragged

February 11,1999 in Waco,TX
Two sheriffs were on the fighting list including the third one who is a girl and good at riding horses so they decided to call her and tells her to prepare for the tournament which shaked hen head up and down.As she goes back to riding the horses,a thief steals one of them which she saw it and he rides away before she can catch him so she brings out hen lasso and puts it on the horse's foot,only to be dragged while he is riding it.The thief tries to stop the horse so he can catch the girl but it refuses so he waits until she dies and it happened.When the horse finally stops,the thief removes the lasso from the horse's foot and continues to ride it until he reaches his house

### 872,Sticked Up

May 24,2000 in Old Haven,CT
A man gets money from letting people buy his old stuffs and put it home on their place.While he is about to finish it,protesters come and tells his friend to come out or they will break everything from him so he calls her which she comes out and talks to the protesters.After all his old stuffs were sold,the girl gets a stick and tries to smack him with it which he dodges her and stick breaks,impaling it on hen eye and killing her instantly

### 691,Boxed Out

April 14,1997 in Darhead,EV
A girl texts his friend because she wants to go to the mall instead of staying inside but he never responds to hen text because he was hanging out with his cousin.As she hears footsteps,she comes out of the room in excitement and tells him to go to the mall with her but he says no so she brings out hen knife and tries to impale it on his chest,only for him to hold hen wrist and impale it on hen own trachnea.As she tries to crawl for hen phone,a box (the one that hen cousin just made it fall with after she tries to lay down to sleep on a rocking chair) crushes hen head,killing her instantly

### 236,Die-deo

January 18,2002 in Little Rock,AR
A guy finishes running a marathon so he goes inside his house to satisfy his thirst which he only found a running out milk on his refrigerator.He then gets a call from his friend which he answers it and asks his speaker named Delilah if Singapore is a home after answering the call from his friend which she said it is negative.After that,he goes back to his room and watches the new video repeatedly that a girl posted on Youtube which it is announced by his friend while jerking off a lot of times.In the 62nd time of jerking off,he dies from zenoflowsis after his testicles go overdrive

## Episode 84:Orchids Of Die-ry

### 332,Dead-evator

January 10,2009 in Shanghai,China
A person goes to skyscrapers that she never went yet and finds elevators that are compatible for her.Some are good and some are bad.When she finds a tower with an observatory deck,she goes in there with hen friends and uses the elevator,only to end up dying from sonic pressure

### 854,Chicken Poxed

June 7,1997 in Ballarat,Australia
A guy who loves chicks gets them color to color from their chickens.When he is about to get the last one,the chicken pecks his wrist which he rushes to the bathroom to wash it.After that,he takes a nap,only to find himself with poxes all over his body,killing him from a lung clot in seconds as he attempts to stand up

### 778,Bee Stinged

February 14,1989 in Paris,France
A boy and his relationers celebrate his birthday on his favorite restaurant.They played a lot of games with shooting dart arrows from a dart gun anywhere far away.In the next dart shoot,the rope that was hanging from a beehive snap and it falls down which it attracts the attention of the bees and everyone except the boy start to run away rom the back door.When everyone is gone,they start to sting the boy,killing him within seconds

### 800,Fireworked

July 11,1993 in Clark South,Philippines
One week after 4th of July,they watched the video that their friend was killed in and become sad when he dies there.In the story,the friend uses the stuffs that they needed for the 4th of July.They used the firecrackers first,then the sparker and the firework rockets which everything is used with a lighter.In there,one of the firework rockets explode on his body,killing him.The firework rocket that they used was fake and it was a shocker rocket instead

### 103,Parachute-dead

March 18,2011 in Kassala,Sudan
A leader buys upgraded weapons,bulletproof armors and health kits from Ammunation in order for them to win the spree game.When he goes back,they prepare themselves with the stuffs that the leader bought and wait for their final team to arrive.As they arrive,they start to shoot them,only for him to lose a lot of soldiers and get shot in the stomach by a member of their final team to fight.One of the men try to heal him but he gets shot in the chest instead.When the leader and the member who shot him in the stomach approaches him,they tell that guy to say his last words before getting shot so he said that they need to the look up the sky which a parachute box lands on them,killing the leader and the member who shot him in the stomach

### 550,Killed Over

August 15,2003 in Oxford,England
Three siblings take pictures everyday because they were humans.Another girl however was machine and just came back from the dead.When she sees a Facebook post that they uploaded earlier ago,she goes through them,gets their camera and crushes it which they leave in anger and go to a store to buy an unbreakable camera.In there,she tries to find a camera that is unbreakable while the brothers are relaxing and waiting for her to buy an unbreakable camera.When she finds an unbreakable camera,the girl who broke their old camera earlier ago comes in the store that they are now and gets hen phone to delete the Facebook post that they uploaded earlier,only for her to try to get hen phone back.The two then started fighting until the first girl kicks her in the stomach,causing her to be impaled in the chest by an arrow that the cashier just put on the table and killing her within seconds

### 934,Holified

April 22,2007 in Auckland,New Zealand
A girl kidnaps the people who insulted and befriended her and tie up their hands and feet together to prevent them from escaping.As she is about to kill them,a man walking brings out a ball and throws it at her.The girl falls down on a pool that was filled with holy water because a human will be baptized and it kills her within seconds.She ws allergic to it because she is a machine

# Season 8

## Episode 85:Die-abestic

### 596,Spit-ill

July 4,2007 in Marietta,GA
A southern belle working a kissing booth for charity at a carnival is stealing the money from the jar.When hen high school crush walks up to the booth,she is more than willing to make out with him.However,he had been chewing sunflower seeds and the belle had an allergic reaction to the sunflower seed oil and died of anaphylactic shock

### 932,Tow FU

August 28,2006 in Union,NJ
A tow truck driver was also a scam artist.He would put fake No Parking signs up and then overcharge customers when he illegally towed their car or does any other services.When a woman with a broken down car agrees to pay his high prices to get hen car towed,the lazy tow truck driver accidentally hooked onto the cars steering rod instead of the tow link.While the car is being towed,the tensed steering rod breaks and the towing hook flies into the driver's head,crushing his skull

### 682,Tipping Point

May 8,2001 in San Francisco,CA
Two rival waitresses working at a failing sports restaurant fight over who gets to serve a table filled with male softball players.When the fight gets physical,one waitress climbs atop the bar to body slam the other waitress but she misses and lands on a spiked receipt holder that was knocked on the floor during the fight.She panics when she sees the receipt holder stuck in hen silicone filled breast and pulls it out.The blood from hen pierced breast and heart leak out and she dies of exsanguination

### 624,Dead Fixe

March 22,2009 in Boston,MA
A food critic,notorious for his caustic reviews on restaurants gets drunk on martinis during his latest assignment (a plan hatched by the chef and the bartender who know about the critic and decided to get him drunk so he'd write a good review).In his drunken state,the critic accidentally bites and swallows a plastic sword shaped toothpick in his martini.The bitten piece wedges in his stomach wall and the critic dies days later of perionitis

### 299,Dead Necked

November 24,2006 in New Suffolk,NY
A spoiled teenager throws a redneck themed party as a joke on his country cousin (despite that his country cousin is a law school valedictorian).When the cousin arrives,the spoiled teen decides to prepare the main course and deep fry a frozen turkey.When the frozen turkey is dropped in the pot of hot oil,the reaction creates steam under the turkey which expands rapidly and propels it out of the pot and into the face of the teenager,jamming the cartilage of his nose into his brain and killing him instantly

### 977,Strang-girled

September 26,2005 in Bellevue,WA
A cheating wife selfishly steals the neck massager from hen spouse who was using it after a long day at work.She rejects his concerns for her and goes into the bathroom to relax with a massage and a bath.However,hen chain necklace gets tangled in the massager and strangles her

### 28,Star Kills

December 11,2001 in Sparks,NV
A leader tells his soldiers to do their work but they we're faking it so they decided to prank the boy by almost burning him and getting him eaten by piranhas.The man who is now completely in house clothes goes to his spouse and surprises her with flowers and chocolates.They stay here to hang out with each other until a fake earthquake happens,only to get the roof that they are on now to fall down onto them,causing their death

## Episode 86:Entwined Die-net

### 595,He-killed

November 23,2005 in Riverdale,AZ
Three friends follow any school rules and stop the insulments of other people even though they are tougher than them.After the next day school,the friends meet outside of the premises and party to their farm.They play at lot of games and have fun together.In their last game,the first and second friend manage to cut the rope but the third one swayed it to the second friend's body,impaling him in the chest with the knife in there and killing him within seconds,much to the horror of his friends

### 931,Designer's Death

May 1,1998 in Las Vegas,NV
A painter who paints in the streets make people proud and give it to them for $100 bucks,they were happily enjoyed until a cop shows up and starts to chase him all around the streets.After 10 minutes,the painter manages to lose the cop but bumps into a hollow that impales him in the liver and kidney with its feet marks and killing him within minutes

### 672,Slicing Station

July 7,2004 in Vatuvas,Macau
A stationist blocks people from stepping the train road and lets them leave by themself.Many people blocked,they decided to let two cruising men go in the way and they also got blocked.Fraustrated,they throw a rock in the lever of the gate and it slices the stationist's neck who just picked up his money that just dropped and rolled on the ground

### 17,The Baddest Person Award

December 25,2005 in Wittoga,Macau
A worker bullies,insults and surpasses employees who are smaller and younger than him.One day,he was caught by cops and decided to chase him.He found a house that is in the wood and goes to it.The people who were there decides to surprise him and he gets angry.While furious,the boss shows up and calms him down which she lets him in after.The boss decides to let them play hen hard game and they accepted it including him.The winner will be awarded with money and chocolates.Few minutes later,the winner was announced and tries to give her the trophy but he gets it,only to get electrocuted to death within seconds

### 500,Parade Shocks

December 1,2008 in Taipa,Macau
A police guard arrests a lot of criminals with his friend and it was successful.Few hours later,he decides to make them laugh because he is also a jester and it was also successful.They then celebrate with flying celebration objects and lights them with a lighter.After a lot of flying celebration objects,she decided to light the unflying celebration objects,only for the jester to get his polyester shoes on fire which it starts to spread on his body and kills him within minutes

### 699,Pop And Lox

February 12,1984 in Bronx,NY
An arrogant Jewish American princess who's into break dancing holds a rap battle in hen backyard against a rival team over who boasts the biggest sound in the neighborhood.During the battle,the break dancer drops dead from Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome caused by hen high energy dancing and the soundwaves disrupting the rhythm of hen heart

### 880,Safecracked Pitch

May 21,2005 in Oakland,CA
A man is out for a walk when he sees a security vault being installed in someone's house after it was stolen from his house.Later that night,he sneaks into the house and tries to open the safe to no avail.Instead of deciding to take the safe,he slides it outside and has to push it down the several stairs.Not wanting to make any noise,he decides to guide the safe quietly down the steps.One slip causes the vault to fall down the stairs and eventually onto the man,crushing him

## Episode 87:Star Death,The Last Generation

### 488,Cat Got Your Life

July 5,2009 in Orlando,FL
An animal hoarding divorcee with multiple cats becomes obsessed with mating them so she can collect and drink the milk of hen pregnant cats,not realizing that they have been eating white snakeroot plants outside hen house.The milk picks up the plants toxins and causes the woman to die of organ failure

### 503,Homie's Dead

August 16,2006 in Shallotte,NC
On a hot summer night,a burglar breaks in and begins stealing things from the owner's home.The husband goes to stop the burglar but gets hit in head with the burglar's baseball bat.The wife tries to revive hen spouse with CPR but he doesn't wake up.Just as the story is about the end with the typical 1000 Ways to Die "Way to Die #" and title screen,the story is rewound to show that the husband did come back to life as he had a rare condition called Lazarus syndrome in which victims who are supposedly dead are suddenly revived.As the burglar escapes,the husband confronts him.The burglar freaks out over the husband's revival and falls off his rope,dying of a skull fracture from hitting the cobblestone path below the balcony

### 554,Kara-chokey

June 24,2005 in Kyoto,Japan
A Japanese Yakuza boss punishes a drunk karaoke singer by severing his fingertip and swallowing it,only to have it lodge in his throat.One of his underlings performs the heimlich maneuver to save him but his incorrect technique ruptures the boss's aortic valve so that he dies of massive internal hemorrhaging

### 336,Photo-dead-ick

September 22,2004 in New York,NY
An anorexic cocaine using supermodel has hen entire body painted with latex for a photo shoot.The combination of drug abuse,poor diet and rising body temperature due to the latex's preventing her from sweating causes her to pass out and impale herself through the eye on a lighting post

### 91,Paper Or Spastic

February 24,2002 in Crook,OR
An extremely obnoxious ill tempered grocery shopper tries to swindle a store cashier,then screams at the manager when the cashier calls him in.During this argument,the scarf that she is wearing and trying to shoplift gets caught in the checkout stand's conveyor belt and strangles her to death

### 922,Dumb Skull

October 13,2004 in Filioford,Macau
Two friends play a game where they drive towards each other very fast and veer away at the last minute.One of them is riding a four wheeler and the other is riding an off road motorcycle.After a close call,one of the friends look back to see if the other one is okay,only for that guy to impaled in the neck by a tree branch,leaving the four wheeler moving and then intact

### 794,Hydrate-dead

July 10,2001 in Sedona,AZ
A competitive perfectionst clothing entrepreneur constantly drinks large amounts of water and runs for exercise.While trying to out race hen rival from several past marathons,she collapses and dies due to swelling of the brain caused by water intoxication

## Episode 88:Wave Of The Death-ive

### 54,Cleane-dead Solution

July 7,1998 in Cherry Hill,NJ
A girl is in an abusive relationship with hen spouse.She is taking dishes out of the dishwasher when the man starts screaming at her to do more.She begins to mop the floor.When the man comes back in drunk,he berates her again.She tells him that she wants a divorce which he charges towards her,slips on the wet floor and falls onto a knife that was facing up in the dishwasher.The knife pierces his heart,killing him

### 300,Doctor Death

November 28,2010 in Taipa,Macau
A man with his armor goes to a mall with his spouse.They have fun,play games,go everywhere,eat and drink.Two hours later,they decided to go home so they go back to their car,only for his glass helmet to be shot by a ricochet,causing him to get an allergy shock and killing him within seconds.He was allergic to air conditioners

### 95,Bubbled Out

June 4,2002 in South Bend,IN
Two brothers go to a small market to continue their roleplaying.When one of them sees some mentos,he gets some with the coca cola and pays for it after.Outside,they started to eat the mentos and drink the cola cola,only for their stomach to rupture due to the mixture and killing them within seconds

### 749,Exploding Circuit

June 7,1991 in Tieroy,Macau
An superior machinic scientist survives after backflipping at a ramp that breaks his back and impaling his own leg with a slinged sword.After his one week at the hospital,he was released and heads back to his home where he tests an outlet at the microwave but it shuts off by itself,causing him to ask the girl to fix it.The girl repeatedly smashes the microwave,not noticing that the metal rack was unfixed and the outlet was'nt removed onto it,the rack falls down to the outlet,causing an electric explosion that spreads all over his face,killing him

### 115,Glass Cracks

July 4,2009 in Riverside,CA
Four friends make deadly experiments that went viral everytime they post.The next day,one of the boys think an experiment and all of them decided to do it.The oldest opens it,only to make it prepare to fly so she holds it which the bottom breaks,impaling it on the youngest girl's trachnea,killing her

### 496,Ceremony Dead-gram

February 27,2010 in Taipei,Macau
The lead with hen three boys go to a prom.They listen to what the teachers and players are saying,only to a power interruption to happen,turning the prom into a big disaster when a typhoon strucks the whole place.One of the boys slip and gets his forehead impaled by an unbreakable glass

### 582,Nine Inch Nailed

April 10,1999 in Tacoma,WA
Three men hired to clean a local dump waste time by rolling in a tire down a hill with a wooden ramp.The first man passes the ramp but when the second man rolls down,the ramp collapses and exposes two nine inch framing nails from the ramp which puncture through the tire and sever his spinal cord,causing neurogenic shock

## Episode 89:The Sliver's Deathy

### 719,Roll Stairs

August 5,2007 in Riverside,CA
A man was going home from work until a small girl kidnaps him.He wakes up later on hen home,not telling him that hen parents and siblings are gone so she prepares him some food to eat and he does'nt like it.Being disagreed,she angrily shoves the food into his mouth.He tries to vomit but the girl lets him swallow it.She does the same thing to the drink and lets him go back to his room to rest after.Few hours later,the man is very dizzy so he tries to escape the house,only to lay down on the stairs,causing him to slide down and die within seconds

### 532,Tab-eye Slam

July 29,2005 in Taipour,Macau
Three friends compete in a Quiz Bee competiton where they win every contest.In their final competitors,they manage to win them even though they have few loses.Excited,one of the girls slam their table,causing a cork to go through hen eye,killing her

### 359,Car Attack

September 18,2008 in Memphis,TN
A girl who currently bought everything for hen family heads back to hen house,only to get chased by the police,turning it into a pursuit.This happens until she stops to the nearest lay-by station,causing her to die from septic shock.When the police gets her out of the car,they realized that she is dead

### 99,FBI (F\*\*\* Boyfriend's Idea)

August 26,2009 in Dayton,OH
A husband gets ready for the wedding with his spouse.Excited,he does this very quick and goes in a rush to the church.When he gets there,he and his spouse get out in their cars at the same time so he runs to her,only to go quickly to hen father and hide behind his back.The husband then tries to calm her down but she runs away from him which he starts to chase her.Few minutes later,the wife trips from the tow truck rope while looking back at the husband and tries to step away from him but he rushes forward and is shot in the chest when she brings out hen gun

### 283,Dead-oween

October 31,2008 in Tieroy,Macau
A female serial killer shows up at the Imerex Hotel after killing several people.She watches the entire program before they all gather to get food from the waiters which she goes there too.One hour later,the girl tries to go home but the drink starts to take over hen body,melting hen organs and killing her within minutes.The man was'nt just a retail worker,he was a cop.He would arrest someone who commit crimes everyday.When the girl goes to the waiters to get some food,he poisons hen drink with 2 drops of phenol

### 1000,Throw-nade

March 29,2006 in Sharon Springs,Macau
An actress cheats on his crush to another man which he gets angry about it and they break up.Hen crush then introduces her to his friends.All of them go to her quickly because she is a good type and let her have fun with them.They play a lot of games but are distracted by hen crush.She almost died 2 times when this happened but for the third time,she died when a shooting grenade explodes to make a circle hole on hen neck

### 235,Fire Victim

February 10,2004 in Riverdale,AZ
A firefighter saves human lives by putting out fires in their houses with a strong gig hose.The hose easily spreads out the fire but the only problem is he needs to rescue them out of the windows so he prepares an automatic ladder and goes up there,only to make it put back on its place and causing him to fall onto a rusty nail,impaling his chest and killing him within seconds

## Episode 90:Rainbow In The Deathing

### 716,Choking Dead-beat

November 2,2007 in Davenport,IA
A girl visits hen parents at the cementery with hen friends after they crashed their car.The girl then takes a break by eating and drinking but chokes when a chip goes through hen throat.One of hen friends try to do the poundbeat manuever to get it out but dies when hen ribcage breaks,impaling it on hen heart

### 826,Trash Canned

March 18,2004 in Glendale,AZ
A construction worker puts trashbags on the ground to draw the attention of the garbage truck.He does this minute by minute until a golden truck throws its junk onto his body,killing him instantly

### 70,Footballed

January 25,2010 in San Mateo,CA
Two basketballers decide to take a break after a long time of playing basketball and play football instead.They did a lot of making trickshots until one of them decided to climb the roof and throw the ball in the goal there,only to hit the other basketballer's eye,killing him instantly

### 928,Shocking Force

July 10,2008 in Waterbury,CT
A group of nice people watch a thrilling movie.In the middle of it,a girl shows up drunk and they ignore it.The girl starts to touch anything,making the lead go to her and tell her to stop touching anything but she refuses until she sees a camplight.The girl goes to it and starts to do something with it.The boy then tries to get it and they started to aim for the camplight,pushing the girl back and electrocuting her in a booby trap

### 616,Panic Attack

October 23,2002 in Ontario,Canada
A man wakes up after being kidnapped by thieves and putting him in the woods alone so he tries to escape,only to find an unstrange thing so he goes there,gets a rake and faces it to him.Horrified,he runs in panic,causing him to trip on a root and impaling him in the neck by a twig

### 377,Burning Pressure

May 23,2006 in Wichita,KS
A singer makes a tiktok video of him and them singing.The winner gets their stuff.Every time,the opponent loses,causing him to win and steal their stuff.When the graduating master notices this,they go to them and starts to protest for the stealer.This happens until he does'nt find anyone anymore and they go to him.The winner rejects their deals so the master goes to him and gets their items back.The singer tries to tackle him but the master swings him into a fire intoxicater,breaking it and burning him to death within seconds

### 520,Steal Down

June 15,2001 in Robinwood,Macau
A thief goes to every store to steal every clothes in hen size and money.In hen final store to steal,police show up to search the place so she hides in an unseen space.When the police finally leave,she stops hiding and tries to do the same,only to trigger an alarm which makes the police come back to the store and arrest the criminal but she shows hen gun before they could come near and tries to shoot it at their forehead,causing a point blank which turns into a disaster when she puts it in the lobe of hen head

## Episode 91:Pirates Of Death-erald

### 48,Pipestroke

October 11,2010 in Ferodix,Macau
A lot of people attend a program called "Youtube Fanfest" and they were happy to see all the contestants.In their last contestant to see,the girl thief goes to the stage and tells them to play a role but they refuse until one of the watchers notice the thief and they started to protest at him.The girl then shows hen micro gun and starts to shoot it everywhere,causing everyone to run away except for one of the girls due to the pipe impaling her on the lobe of hen uretus

### 657,Arrowed

June 11,1994 in Tulsa,OK
Two friends who were good at whistling attented arrows shoot it at the targets.When a girl shows up,the boy whistles his arrow upwards so that the girl cannot see it which she goes to him after.Talking about some events,the boy starts to put down his arrow with his hidden hand to the girl's chest,only for her to stop talking to him which impales his own arrow in his stomach,burning up his intestines and killing him within seconds

### 6,Chasing Ropes

August 19,2008 in Edinburg,TX
A rude man who makes mean comments on facebook gets a backtalk from the owner or one of the members (one of them is a friend to his fake uncle),causing the uncle to draw his attention and go to his room.He starts to pack everything and makes a parkour run to the roof.This happens until he went to the wrong one,causing the members to draw their attention and tell him to the owner that he has been mean to everyone which draws hen attention and starts to chase him.This happens until he loses her,making him take a break.Two hours later,the chase initiates again when the girl finally finds him resting.The chase ends when the girl dodges too early and she jumps on hen own rope trap,choking her to death

### 873,You Fired the Cop

July 29,1995 in Vatuvas,Macau
A robot cop arrest people who commit true crimes by jumping to them and sealing their hands with copped handcuffs.In the next people to arrest,he sees some bullies so he goes there,brings out his gun and tries to shoot it at them,only to be tackled by another bully,causing him to shoot the gun into a fire intoxicater,burning him to death

### 450,Spooned

May 4,2001 in El Cajon,CA
A scammer who pretends to be in danger makes a donation to pay her and they did.This happens everyday until a cop shows up on hen house and says to hen crush that she is a scammer so he gets angry at her and demands her to tell the truth but she does nothing and gets hen gun under the table,only to get impaled in the forehead by a spoon that hen crush threw into and dies instantly

### 25,House Lift

April 22,1993 in Carmel,IN
A construction worker that is forced to wreck houses (neither packed fully,half or not) goes to do it and the mission was successful.In his final house to wreck,the spouse says that she is still packing but the worker refuses to let her and gets her out of the way.Preparing to wreck the house,the wrecking ball comes back to him,crushing his head.He aimed too far from the house

### 578,Death-ication

March 28,2009 in Wittoga,Macau
Two graduating students get their final diploma and end their school year to get a job.They also take their final class picture and their final performance to do in stage.After the program,the compunment tells them to pay their boss so they give him the fake money and he leaves immediately.When the guy gives the money to the boss,he opens it,realizing that the money is fake so both of them come back to the place where the students are in.They call the guards first and they accept his command so they go with them before kicking the door and angrily tells the guards to prosecute them.The students then tries to get them away by pressing the button of the trap,causing the mixture of explosion and flames to initiate,killing them both.The trap was improperly placed when they move it to near the door

## Episode 92:Death Of The Year

### 930,Radio-cuted

October 24,2001 in Hartford,CT
A phone inventor sees his new house but an imposter shows up to see it too.The imposter then makes music with the stereotype.She finishes it when the owner tells her to leave.Instead of doing it,she decides to hide somewhere unseen.While the owner puts the AUX on the radio,he electrocutes himself until he fully does it,killing him.The imposter then shows up and continues to do something about his house

### 984,Match-over

March 31,2007 in Riverdale,AZ
A scammer gets a dress up and make up by a special artist with a man.After that,they started to get their pictures taken.They were all beautiful so they played a game called "Match Catch" where people are gonna catch the match while it is lit on fire.Before he can catch it,his suit starts to burn until he dies from inflammation.The scammer filled the suit with perfume gas

### 221,World Die Three

February 1,2010 in Sharon Springs,Macau
Two soldiers start a war with the gangs when they insult them.The other soldiers then start to show up and intervene in this fight.When this happens,they keep hiding in different spaces for them to kill the others easily.In their next hiding space,the top broke and crushes them both

### 120,Chemo-die-raphy

December 23,2006 in Las Cruces,NM
A girl starts to feel the symptoms of DIPG after she gets lazy eyes so the mother decides to rush her in the hospital and the doctor said that she was diagnosed with Stage 4 DIPG.The mother was shocked to see the diagnosis so the doctors rush her to the checking room quickly.She did a lot of tests except the last one which she was killed by a radiation shot to the forehead.The doctors went directly to the meeting room,leaving the malfunctioned therapy unfixed

### 29,Death To The Old Town Road

January 16,2006 in Oakland,CA
A lady who is going to celebrate a birthday makes an event called "Star the Unicorn".She invites hen friends to meet her there and they all accept it.In there,they all started with a picture neither sitting in the unicorn or standing next to the unicorn.After they all get their picture taken,a thief shows up and does a frontflip to ride the unicorn which it was successful.The unicorn then starts to make a tantrum that he falls as the unicorn does a front feet lift and impales himself in the chest by a stick.The owner gets horrified when she sees his dead body

### 913,Losing Hand

July 9,2001 in Taipei,Macau
A man who has'nt swim for 2 years gets picked up by his friend in an SUV and they go to a funeral apartment.When they get there,they get all their stuffs and put it in their designated rooms.Few hours later,they dress in their swimming suits and go downstairs to meet each other.They swim in the pool until one of them decides to use an inflatable floater and put it in their body,realizing that it's not theirs.When the owner comes,she comes to get it which he removes it on his body and gets knocked out by a big ball before drowning to death.One hour later,he wakes up and decides to play the game that his friend is playing now.They do this until he slips and crushes his head in a small ball that is left on the pool

### 576,Die-ron Man

May 4,2009 in Baltimore,MD
A designer iron hen clothes after cleaning them in a washing machine and hanging them dry.When she finishes it,she decides to take a break by leaving the iron on and not putting back the ironing board to its place.While she's gone,two people show up and starts to play with the iron by burning their spit,some drinks,tap water and glowsticks.In that part,a glowing smoke forms in hen face,causing her to tumble the iron in hen stomach,killing her as she tries to stand up

## Episode 93:Obsessed Death

### 302,Plank And Dead-ups

November 4,1995 in Arcadia Bay,Macau
A school striking disaster destroy every school that they see.They cause power interruptions,deaths of people and parts of destructions.Meanwhile in Blackwell Academy,a guy sees the disaster and says this to the teacher.Freaking out,they all decided to hide in their clothes except him and his friend,causing it to blackout.The two then decides to go to the 3rd floor where they find a protected linge to relax with.A plank then enters the neck of the person nearest to the side and kills him within seconds

### 477,Electro-kited

September 15,1997 in English Town,Macau
Two friends make a kite out of plastic and wood and tests it out which it was successful.They decided to make more and open a kite store where people started to buy it.They all test it out and it was successful.A girl's mother then shows up at the store and tells them to give back hen money but she rejects it so the mother goes there and gets hen money back.Enraged,the girl gets revenge by almost cutting the ropes in each side and waits for her to use it.When she does it,the kite goes to the electric wire where it snaps into hen forehead,killing her instantly

### 589,Deadshield

January 25,2008 in Liverpool,England
The family of a youtuber decides to play a game of hide and seek where they take turns being the seeker.The first one only finds the youtuber.The second one only finds the father.The third one only finds the mother because the father dies when the youtuber accidentally opens the door too much,crushing his trachnea and killing him

### 288,Heli-ploded

August 4,2003 in Downey,CA
Two intruders make a plan to steal the secret formula without getting caught so they try it.In there,they do what they are told and stole the formula successfully,only to get caught by a police while going back up,causing an alarm to be triggered.The guy then enters the helicopter which it explodes,killing him while the girl still makes hen escape with the secret formula

### 41,Mineburner

March 12,2002 in Beaumont,TX
A girl who goes to the shop where hen friend was and asks his cousin where he was.She rejects what she is saying so the girl tries to find him herself.One hour later,she decides to leave and go to his home instead.There,she finds hen friend watering his plants so she puts out hen gun and tells him to come to her but he rejects it,causing the police to draw their attention and point their guns at the girl which she brings out some landmines and throws it to them,only for hen friend to throw it back to her,causing it to ignite and she burns to death after

### 621,Hammered

October 10,2005 in Miramar,FL
A man who insults everyone hurt their fingertips by placing a rusty nail on it and whacking it with a barrel hammer.The nails rust their blood cells within minutes,killing them after.In the next person to get their fingertips nailed,the chug goes through his throat,choking him to death

### 320,Very Died Anvil

December 11,2006 in West Jordan,UT
Three people who were watching TV always experciences the technical difficulties so one of them had to fix it with their feet on a rope with an anvil.The fixer climbs to the roof and starts repairing the antenna.After the work,the rope with an anvil suddenly falls down the roof with him starting to be dragged which he grabs the neighbor's hand before he could fall to death.His friends then tells him to go back to them so he swings slowly to go there and it was successful.They then remove the rope with an anvil on his foot and continue to watch TV.Meanwhile at the ground floor,two people were talking about the new events that will take place in the next few weeks until the rope of an anvil (the one that the man had on his foot) crushes his head,killing him

## Episode 94:In The Deathy Storms

### 519,Wolf It Down

January 6,2006 in Honolulu,HI
Two couples with their daughters go to a vaction where the youngest person will not be allowed to get hen hostile attitude into hen sister and cousin.They checked in their rooms where they rest for few hours.While resting,the youngest sneaks out in the window and finds a wolf who is hungry.The girl decides to take him and find him some food where he finds a man who has'nt eaten meat for years finally eats one which the wolf starts to aim for it.The man then lets him leave but he barks (rejects) because he was hungry.The man then tries to run away,only to get his way blocked by the girl and causing the wolf to start eating him until he dies

### 752,Get And Pull

August 6,2003 in Odessa,TX
The ice couple would take every object with a lasso that is successful when they catch it.They will eat,drink,play and more with this stuff until they find the fire couple walking through the sidewalk.The ice girl tries to get their food but gets a stick instead which ends up impaling her in the neck and killing her within seconds

### 175,Catch Me If You're Dead

July 28,1998 in Berkeley,CA
Two doctors take a break after dressing a dead body for the funeral of that family.They would eat and drink first,then rest for one hour and finally,play games.The girl starts to run away where the doctor must catch her.Unfortunately,the girl is older than him so he can't catch her that fast which he tries to make it faster,only to slip on a hose that the man is using now and causing the forceps to go up in the air.When he is about to stand up,the forceps came back to his eye,killing him

### 724,The Deadly Attic

February 19,2001 in San Fierro,Macau
Two members clean their hotel room while the two leaders are gone.It starts from the ground floor to the attic.While getting things out from the attic,the exit starts to close which the girl trips and breaks hen neck from the floor,killing her

### 789,Stunt Fails

November 28,2010 in Meridian,ID
A magician goes to the bar to win the money for his spouse and children.They had to play 6 long games which the magician keeps getting distracted and losing to them.In their final game,the man distracts him with a horn while shooting the darts in the target's eye.He starts to throw a tantrum on the boys by hitting them with a bat and eventually burns himself when he throws a molotov cocktail on the target.He tries to do his stunt,only to kill himself after

### 134,Ten In Blues

May 26,2008 in Vancouver,WA
Two people with extra arms bully,insult and surpass people everyday.While going to their next victim,they knew that they were deviants so they start to run away which the two chase them.During the chase,they started to throw stuffs at the two where they dodge them until the boy gets hit in the forehead by a wrench,causing some red blood to go out of it.The girl then realizes that they look like humans so she puts him home by carrying him and fixing his wound with a bandage.She then goes back to the bathroom to inject her with some blue blood and that she is now a deviant.The girl develops a high fever within five days later which she stands up and goes to the bathroom,only to get hen heart exploded when she sees the boy there,spreading him with chemical blood and killing her

### 466,Minigunned

April 19,2005 in Lakewood,CO
Six people play monopoly and the losers have to get pied in the face.The youngest keeps winning them by buying 3 houses which slowly turns into a hotel becuase he had a lot of money so one by one,they get bankrupt until he is the only one remaining and it became true.The youngest goes to the gun room,gets a minigun and fills pies with it before he can come out and shoot it to their faces.Scared,he points it in one of their faces and pulls the trigger,impaling the pinnacle in his heart and killing him within seconds

## Episode 95:Sor-dead Affair

### 529,Penis De Milo

March 28,1993 in Montreal,Canada
A sculptor chiseling away at his latest project is dumped by his attention and sex starved spouse.Lonely,the sculptor decides to chisel a vaginal opening at the base of the statue and have sex with it.Exhausted from having sex with his work of art,he tries to get up,only to find himself stuck on the statue due to priapism.The sculptor screams for help but no one comes to his aid.The sculptor then tries to wriggle out of it.The sculptor manages to free himself but not before his unfinished statue crashes down on his chest,causing flail chest by shattering his ribs and asphyxiating him

### 830,Bad Laps

January 6,2005 in Crystal Lake,IL
A drill sergeant turned swimming instructor for plus sized women turns the heat up in the pool,much to the anger of his students.The instructor then throws down a challenge:if any of his students can outswim him,then he'll turn down the pool's temperature.Wearing his wetsuit,he jumps in and after twenty laps,the exhausted trainees finally give up.However,the sergeant dies of hyperthermia caused by his wetsuit trapping the pool's heat and causing his heart to fail

### 937,Pris-un-done

November 22,1982 in New Mexico State Penitentiary
A serial killer organizes a riot against the prison guards.He waits for the crowd to move out of the area before holding a guard hostage with a shiv made from a screwdriver.When he gets held up by guards armed with tear gas guns,he threatens them and they shoot tear gas at him.However,the canister hits the inmate in the neck,collapsing his trachea and killing him

### 461,Xmas-turbator

November 5,2003 in Fort Lauderdale,FL
A man with a passion for irritating his neighbors and an ironic hatred for all things that Christmas sets up a garish Christmas light display in his yard.His latest addition to his yard display is a booming sound system on the roof.After turning it on,he slips and gets his foot caught in the cord of the speaker system.After his cries for help go unheard,the man swings back and forth but only succeeds in bashing his own head against the house and killing himself from extensive brain damage

### 876,Polly Want To Crack Your Spine

August 23,2001 in Carmel,IN
A housesitter instructed not to have guests over invites hen crush to the home.When they are distracted by the owner's cockatoo during a make out session,she opens the birdcage and the bird flies to the roof.When the sitter leans over the balcony to try and grab the bird,she slips and falls into a glass table,cutting hen carotid artery

### 547,Deep Sleep Walk

May 26,2008 in Long Beach,CA
A woman who lives on a houseboat is unaware that she suffers from somnambulism and that she eats while sleepwalking.During one of hen nightly walks,she heads out to get some chocolate.She slips off the pier and plunges into the water,drowning before she can wake up

### 601,Premature Endings

March 13,2011 in Sharon Levy Memorial Hospital
At a hospital filled with patients who are dead or near death from injuries and illnesses caused by their own stupidity or ignorance of conditions they never knew that they had,a woman walks by the chaos to visit hen elderly father (described as beloved,hard working and faithful to his family and friends) in hospice care who dies peacefully in his sleep of old age with his daughter at his side.The narrator then looks back on all of the deaths on the show and concludes that the show is more of an instruction manual on how to live rather than a lurid docu-fiction on bizarre deaths

## Episode 96:Locked And Low Dead

### 700,Gone Green

March 26,2007 in Los Angeles,CA
A rich socialite throws a St.Patrick's Day party and plans to show off the $3000 antique green dress that she shoplifted which contains Paris Green dye (a poisonous dye containing a chemical common in rat poison).During the raucous party,everyone gets drunk and hurls champagne all over the socialite and hen dress.In the morning while everyone wakes up with severe hangovers,she wakes up to find that she's been dyed green,then vomits green slime and dies of organ failure from the dye seeping into hen skin

### 275,Dead Kacynski

October 11,2003 in Elko,NV
A paranoid conspirator lives off the grid in a home powered by car batteries.When his crush doesn't comply with his crazy demands,he evicts her and then begins to write his chronicle on his mimeograph.When he powers the device,a spark from the poorly grounded spark plugs cause the multiple car batteries to explode,burning the man with sulfuric acid from the batteries and breaking multiple bones in the blast

### 142,Die Jump

September 15,1998 in Summerhill,GA
A sexy manipulative amateur actress is chosen for a local commercial but a businessman won't hire her unless she can demonstrate hen ability to high jump.The actress clears the bar but misses the mat and hits the ground.She gets up,allegedly fine from hen fall until she gets plowed down by a track runner and dies when hen spinal cord which had a hairline fracture from hen mat miss shatters and dislocates,shutting down hen nervous system and function in hen heart and lungs

### 567,Cop Out

April 30,2007 in Little Rock,AR
A corrupt cop is sent to supervise teens doing community service and washing away graffiti.The bored cop decides to get high off of their paint thinner and emerges from his car in a delusional rage,pointing his gun at the teens.When he drops it and goes to pick it up,the gun goes off blasting into his brain and killing him

### 741,Lazy Bumday

January 5,2001 in Homestead,FL
A lazy overweight scammer who has been confined to a wheelchair from his ankles breaking pretends to be a crippled Gulf War veteran for money.After coming home to his slovenly house from his latest con,the man begins itching violently and discovers several maggots feasting on his infected bedsores.As the man freaks out,he collapses and dies,not from the maggots eating him alive but from massive heart failure caused by years of poor dieting and no exercise

### 835,White Wetting

December 4,2005 in Woonsocket,RI
A drug addict who smoked PCP laced cigarettes wreaks havoc at a local grocery store where he plays bowling with the paper towels,knocks over several displays and declares himself "The Meat Man" while wandering through the deli section.When his mischief attracts the store security guard,he is chased through the store,slips and slides into a stack of beer kegs which fall on him and crush his skull (the pain of which the addict couldn't feel because of the anesthetic effects of the PCP)

### 387,Sun Burnt

November 11,2009 in El Segundo,CA
A sociopathic geek creates a concentrated death ray by covering a parabolic dish with tin foil.When he places it out in the sun to experiment,he successfully burns insects,tricks his apartment neighbor into putting his hand in the ray's path and attempts to heat a can of beans.When the can explodes,the force knocks the geek out and he falls forward into the path of the heat beam which burns his skull and melts his brain

# Season 9

## Episode 97:Heart Of The Dead

The deaths this time go back to 2-2-2-1 order

### 279,Die-ttles

June 13,2006 in Watsonville,CA
A man who is addicted to skittles finds it everywhere even if it's dirty.If he does'nt have one,he would steal them from the stores.While taking a break,two boys show up and decided if they can share with him but he says no so they started to spill his Skittles (the one that he is eating now on the floor,causing him to be enraged and leave in anger.He continues to eat his skittles until he chokes to death with it

### 8,Train Sta-died

May 26,2007 in Belgrade,MN
A girl who does a lot of knife juggling insults people by almost killing them,disturbing them and surpassing them.A group that loves any stunts goes to the girl and she does it.Few minutes later,the people who she insulted appear again to chase her.She manages to lose them but when she gets water,she gets caught again so she steals a water from a guy before getting hit by a train,killing her

### 563,Hot Air Buffoon

February 11,2005 in Taipa,Macau
Three people are having a good picnic outside until the area is open so they watch some videos,take some pictures,eat and drink,play around and more.When the area is opened,the three enter and steals the couple's hot air balloon.They lit the top on fire in order for it to start and it was successful.They start to fly until a pound smoke forms in their body,killing them but not the one who protected herself with a book on hen scalp

### 318,Space Training Trouble

March 10,2010 in Boston,MA
Six friends play Laser Tag in their empty room.The one with the maniest kills wins $1000000 and the losers will be shot by a paintball gun.They keep playing until one of them decides to go to the bathroom and use a toilet.While gone,a bully shows up with the same costume and decided if he can play with them which they accepted it and started the game this instant.The first teammate know that he is a bully so they go to the bathroom and makes an idea to kill him.After that,they do what they are told until the bully goes to the first man and telling him to play the game.The second man tries to shoot the bully but he misses and gets shot instead.The first man kicks the drawer,gets his secret gun and shoots it to the bully's body,killing him

### 695,Tent Of Dehydration

September 23,2001 in Korea Town,Macau
A mean mom runs out of money due to buying a lot of vegetables for them.A man however has money but it's only few left so he decided to use it all.He goes to a nearby store and buys 2 Skyflakes.He eats it then drinks water.Three hours later,she cooks nilaga for them but they can only have few porks becuase it wasn't enough but they still eat it.For the next few hours,the man becomes very hangry with nothing to eat.The man then dehydrates to death six hours later

### 580,Teresa Gravesite

July 11,2003 in Tieroy,Macau
A family that is sad after their daughter's death gets creeped out after they see hen organs getting removed and leaves out vomiting in a trash can.The family then goes home and packs their daughter's stuff out of hen room until she is reanimated.The next day,they find a coffin that is fit for the daughter and they found one.While preparing to put the dead body in the coffin,he accidentally places it in the walking area instead of the safe area because his friend needs help carrying the dead body.A person's elbow then stops by at the coffin,causing it to move which he stumbles.The coffin then goes to the man's trachnea,breaking his ribcage and impaling his liver,killing him within seconds

### 954,Ferris Death

November 6,2009 in Ferodix,Macau
School students from high school and some on middle and lower school go to tour where they eat breakfast first,then tour the bread factory,then the animals and plants at a farm,then eat lunch at a short mall and finally,they go to a big carnival with free rides.In there,a mime distracts people from going to carivals and watch it successfully.They give a lot of money to him because of his performances,only to draw the attention of a police guard who tells the mine to mind his own business.The mime rejects his command and gets punched in the face by the guard.Few hours later,the mime decides to do his performance below the ferris wheel which draws everyone's attention and makes them give him some money.After that,one of the extensions of the ferris wheel crush him to death.The ferris wheel was left unfixed and malfuncted when all the students showed up

## Episode 98:Thorn In The Die-bow

### 272,Deadphones

May 26,2007 in Stamford,CT
A man who wears his new headphones that he ordered yesterday refuses to listen to any bad person's commands but will still listen to any good person's commands.One day while he was on a train,a scumbag shows up and tells him that his daughter needs to sit down there which he refuses,causing him to be impaled in the chest by his own knife when he tries to tackle him

### 37,Last Blast

July 9,2009 in Mendocino,CA
A group of friends who were in the middle of nowhere arrive at an empty place.The lead loves to make fun of and prank them.Today,he decides to sabotage his friend's pick up truck by placing a potato inside the exhaust.After he makes fun of the fact that his friend's parents are divorced,he has enough of him and so do the others.They enter the vehicle to get away but the potato prevented that.After to do it multiple times,the build up force inside the exhaust shoots the potato straight into the man's eye,killing him instantly

### 422,Halo Of The Dead

March 20,2003 in Montgomery,AL
An guy who has metal wings go to a cupid group where they love his outfit so much.They will only join him in their group if he does what the lead says.He proves his skills first which the lead liked it,making the guy race with him.After it,he won the flying competiton,causing the lead to be suspicious and says that his wings is metal.He then tells his members to change the guy's wings back to normal,only for him to bring out a matchbox which he lights the match and throwing it behind him.The match then burns the lead's normal wings and body,killing him within seconds

### 944,Hoop Screams

January 24,1998 in Mesquite,TX
A man who always plays basketball is so tired and decides to leave the game.He then tries to find a game that includes his favorite sport and he found it hours later.He then enters it and asks them to play with him but they reject his offer and continue playing the game.When they take a break,he decides to upgrade the net with a fan catching thing and hides before the girls come back.When they enter,they continue to play the game,only for the ball to get caught by the machine which knocks him out when it goes down on his scalp.While unconscious,a car crushes his elbows,trachnea and head,finally killing him

### 809,SOB (Sarcastic Obsessive Behavior)

October 15,2010 in Los Santos,Macau
A girl who wants to post hen new youtube video asks hen friend if she can use hen computer.The friend refuses to let her and she waited in the bathroom.When she goes upstairs,the girl rushes out of the bathroom and starts to use hen friend's computer.The youtube video was posted succesfully but she was caught by her,causing hen friend to start walking forward which she starts to step backward until she enters the danger room.In there,the entrance smokes start to suffocate her until she's dead.The friend closes the door before the smoke goes through the storage room

### 446,Last Beer-dead

February 24,2004 in Sylmar,CA
A couple were traveling on road.The girl was driving while the boy was sleeping.He then begins to sleep walk.He went to get a beer from the fridge.He then tried walking to the bathroom but unfortunately,he opens the door of the recreational van in which he steps out and falls out of the vehicle,causing him to die from serious fractures

### 896,Shipwrecked

September 13,2005 in Huntsville,AL
A pirate with his friends go sailing the seas to fight new villians.They keep winning due to their brave and proud skills.After a long time of fighting,they decided to take a break by eating and drinking in which they rest for two hours after.While resting,one person decides to go to the top of the sail to relax but another one does the same while spinning his knife which he accidentally lets it go.He tries to grab it but the sail falls down to the pirate after he stands up,causing him to be impaled in the forehead by the second man's knife.The two men on the sail survived the fall and was shocked after seeing the pirate dead

## Episode 99:Dead Seasons

### 472,Nerfed Up

July 22,2010 in Cambridge,MA
A man who uses toy guns instead of the real ones calls his friends to join him in his new game.One by one,they agreed and said that they will go there now.All of them arrived at the same meeting place which the man gives them random nerf guns to start with.After the meeting,everyone except the lead started to play his game.This happens until one person notices a TNT.That guy calls one of the friends and tells him to shoot the TNT.When he did,it explodes,killing the lead instantly

### 36,Dallas Die-ers Club

October 23,1996 in Baltimore,MD
A fat leader gets angry at his team if they can't do anything right or lose the game against an opponent's team.After their current game,they take a break where the leader shows up and says that they will having more training after what they are doing.Three hours later,the members train for their next soccer game.Some of their actions are not quite clear and some are ridiculous which the leader gets angry at those people.The next day,they meet their next opponents,causing the game to be started.After the game,their team won.The leader jumps in excitement that they be proceeding at the tournamnents but since they're in the second floor,the lead falls down to the ground floor,killing him instantly

### 909,De-blade-dead

September 15,2002 in Lansing,MI
A scientist who is interested in fresh air gets anyone's propellers if they break or don't work and make it a nice conductor.One day,a man's fan malfuncted due to a lot of use in which they go there.They then ask the boy if they can get his propeller and he said yes.They then go back to the scientist's house and start to make the propeller work again.Meanwhile,people are starting to protest to get their propellers back which attracts the attention of the girl,making her go inside the house and tell the scientist about it.The scientist then gets the propeller that they got from the boy earlier ago and put it outside.He then begs the girl to turn on the propeller and it worked,only to get his neck slashed by it,killing him within seconds

### 974,Marine Mashed

January 16,2000 in Shakopee,MN
A girl with hen friend gets next clues from locations and destinations.They would ride hen car to proceed there.In this roadblock,one of them will be going underwater and will be getting a collection of urchins without getting caught.The friend choose the girl herself to do it and she agreed.She dresses in snorkeling clothes and does the mission with goggles,breathing tube and flippers.She then goes down and manages to get the urchins but struggles to carry it so she puts hen hand under the net,only to get herself impaled by the spikes of the urchin.The poison goes through hen blood cells to hen heart and she dies while carrying the urchins

### 241,You're Under Die-rest

August 21,1999 in Independence,MO
A criminal who is successful at stealing things goes to hen friend and tells him not to say anything at the guard when he is here.He accepts it and she goes to the next store where she will be stealing things at.Few hours later,the guard shows up at hen house which the man opens the door and tells the truth to the guard,causing him to wait next door for her.When she comes back home,the guard brings out his gun and tries to arrest the girl but she grabs a stick and throws it in his chest before he could shoot her with his weapon and fires it instead in the air,killing him after

### 607,Tele-die-sion

June 15,1998 in Jackson,MS
A store owner sells TV everywhere.He would sell it in supermarkets,restaurants,arcades and more.Few minutes later,a man shows up and buys the TV.The man carries it,only for him to stumble,letting go of the TV and causing it to crush his head,killing him

### 62,Dorothy Stung

March 29,2009 in Helena,MT
Four people go on a competition where the winner will be given the island and the losers will be given a punishment.After a while,the game starts immediately.Within the next hours,one of the boys cheat by bringing out his tent and going inside it.While he's there,a lot of bees start to go inside his tent and stinging him to death.When one of the girls opens his tent,she was horrified to see his dead body

## Episode 100:Thank You For Dying

### 172,Terror Tom

May 11,1992 in Greeley,CO
A stealer steals stuff from the last floor by rappeling at the top with his harpoon vest.He would shoot it at the deck of the roof and start to walk up there.He then kicks the glass from one of the windows of the top floor and take off his vest there which he brings out his gun and goes to the bank with it.Before pointing the gun on the cashier,an alarm goes on which he runs away,wears his vest again and starts to walk down,only for the harpoon in the deck of the roof to snap,causing him to fall to his death

### 247,Unlucky Charmed

March 17,1995 in Lewisville,TX
Two people are good cleaners and always gets help from other people.All of them are proud of the two and gives them a bit of money.After working for a long time,the two decided to take a break by eating Lucky Charms and putting milk in it.They do this 2 times and drink the milk after.The next day,they get the symptoms of food poisoning and died within the next few hours

### 634,Crowd Out Crisis

September 14,1998 in Elgin,IL
A girl goes on a program where she celebrate the death of the youngest Rolando siblings.After the program,the boy manages to find the girl and starts to chase her.This happens until he gets impaled in the chest by a sword on the car which it kills him within seconds

### 104,Law And Or-dead

April 5,1999 in Jackson,MS
A man with his cousin can't peel his eyes off his phone because he pays little attention to the events going on around his place.When the girl leaves,he gets hen chips and drink and goes to his room.In there,he starts finishing hen snacks while she is in the bathroom.After she goes there,she goes back to the living room,only to notice that hen snacks are gone so she gets a knife and goes to his room.Realizing that his room is locked,she decides to throw the knife instead,causing it to go right through his neck after he finishes hen snacks and eventually killing him

### 703,Komo-die Dragon

December 5,1993 in Sparks,NV
A guy named Eric is going on a road trip to the beach but since he is hungry,he goes to a drive thru of a restaurant and orders something before paying and claiming it.He then eats his food and drinks his drink before resting for two hours and continuing his trip to the beach after.In there,he decides to take off his shirt and relax in a chair which he sleeps for few hours after.When he wakes up,a hungry komodo dragon starts eating his body and killing him within few minutes

### 892,We Are Number Gun

October 19,1996 in Milton,KY
A famous lady who has been dating a spouse for years now decides to make a program to marry him.She texts everyone that she knows to go in the church where the wedding will be held and they all agreed.She takes a shower,dresses up for the wedding and rushes to the church by hen bestfriend.In there,she slowly walks inside,only for hen dad to walk in when she reaches the dead end and brings out his gun before pointing it to her.Hen brother then intervenes for him to stop but he refuses so he tackles the dad,causing him to shoot the gun in a girl's forehead,killing her but the couple still kiss each other

### 625,One Door Down

April 20,2011 in Korea Town,Macau
A rich boy who has'nt been able to go to school gets scolded by one of his classmates and some unknown friends which they insult him if he talks back to them.At the last backtalk,the smallest has had enough and knocks him out by strangling his neck with a whip.When he wakes up,he realizes that he is in a storage room and has no idea who put him there so he tries to open the door out the storage room and it was unlocked,only for a trap to activate and go through his body,killing him.Instead of locking the door,they put an exploding machine infront of the storage door and waits for him to open it so they can see him die

## Episode 101:Enter The Ferret

### 701,Critter In The S\*\*\*\*\*\*

January 18,2004 in Richmond,VA
A Scottish man in a ferret legging contest attempts to break the world record for the longest time a ferret has been in his pants.However,one of the ferrets finds its way into the man's rectum and feasts on his hemorrhoids,causing death from excessive bleeding

### 676,Fat Man In A Little Swing

October 5,2002 in Omaha,NE
A drunk obese man bets his buddies that he can get into a baby swing at a playground.After he strips naked and lubes himself up,he squeezes into the swing but gets stuck and his buddies leave him in the swing for the night.The man tries to scream for help but no one comes to his aid.Due to how extremely tight the baby swing is around his waist,the man dies from sepsis due to a ruptured appendix

### 355,TK Uh-O

September 5,2009 in Racine,WI
A female boxer uses diuretics to dehydrate herself so she can make bantamweight.When she disqualifies herself for using an illegal move,she hits herself in the head from frustration and ends up dying due to hen dehydration shrinking hen brain and the force of the punch causing it to rattle and bleed

### 994,Out To Launch

March 15,2010 in Tarzana,CA
A group of stoned teenagers in a park decide to mess around by putting one of the back tire of one of the teen's motorcycles against the base of the carousel,getting on and revving the bike up to create a large centrifugal force on the merry go round.With the carousel rotating at an extreme speed,the one of the teens flies off and his brain stem is impaled orally on a horseshoes pole sticking out from the sandbox nearby

### 61,Vat's All Folks

June 19,2001 in Chicago,IL
A cemetery owner digs up his corpses and dissolves them in hydrofluoric acid to make room in the plots and coffins to put them up for resale.After his coworkers refuse to go along with his plan,the cemetery owner decides to do it himself and ends up falling into the acid tub,burning himself to death from the inside out

### 483,Tunnel Vision

May 30,2002 in Philadelphia,PA
A philly cheesesteak stand owner is rivaled by another cheesesteak owner.The two attempt to steal customers at a street art fair by lowering prices and then the battle escalates to a food fight.When that gets out of hand,the first one creates a molotov cocktail to use against the rival stand.The man accidentally sets his arm on fire and runs into what he thinks is a tunnel but is actually a brick wall decorated in 3D chalk art.The force cracks his skull and kills him

### 269,A Chainus Runs Through It

August 2,2001 in Denver,CO
A conceited tattoo artist attempting to outdo his co workers spiked tongue gets an extreme piercing known as The Chainus in which a chain goes into his mouth and out his rectum.While the other coworkers crow over the new piercing,an angry biker gang leader bursts in pursuit of the conceited tattoo artist for tattooing Chinese language symbols on his arm that translate to douche bag.The tattoo artist manages to escape the wrath of the biker but ends up getting his piercing caught in a forklift.The forklift operator lifts the boxes which causes the chain to straighten and tighten within the tattoo artist's body and causes fatal internal bleeding,killing him within seconds

## Episode 102:Think Globally,Die Locally

### 344,Grilled

February 26,2006 in Shanghai,China
A Chinese jewelry sweatshop owner obsessed with gangsta rap bullies his workers into creating jewelry made with rosary peas which contain a poisonous material called "abrin".The workers get their revenge on him by making a gold grill lined with rosary peas which poison the owner when he begins wearing it

### 250,Hole N Done

October 1,2002 in Flagstaff,AZ
An elderly professional wannabe golfer who now plays mini golf enters a tournament against a kindly old woman whom the crowd adores.In a rage after losing,the golfer hurls his putter at a scoreboard.The putter breaks and the sharp end impales the man in his heart,killing him

### 542,Cross Bown'd

January 15,2007 in Pittsburgh,PA
A man who just won $78 million from a lottery ticket becomes delusional and paranoid.Along with the butler and the $1000 a day hookers,the man also buys a crossbow to use against his alleged enemies.In his paranoia,he shoots an arrow at a self portrait on the wall.When he tries to yank it off the wall,the man is electrocuted by a power line that was located inside the wall where his picture hung

### 689,Namas-dead

June 16,2010 in Taos,NM
A strict yoga instructor bullies and grosses out hen students with hen constant flatulence.After a particularly disgusting session,the entire class decides to pack up and leave.In a frenzy and still stuck with hen leg behind hen head from one of hen yoga positions,she scuttles across the yoga studio but falls down a flight of stairs and lands facedown in a meditation pool,knocking herself out.While unconscious,she inhales enough water to drown

### 485,Bowled Over

January 23,2008 in East LA,CA
A group of hipster filmmakers are out one day recording themselves on a high speed camera in the hopes of creating popular viral videos when one gets the idea to film things being dropped from 80 ft above them.With the cameraman on the ground,they drop a bowling ball which shatters,sending a large shard in through the eye of the cameraman.The shard severs his medulla oblongata and he dies of organ failure

### 523,Hacked Off

November 23,2011 in Mill Valley,CA
A computer hacker hacks into his own pacemaker to manually control his own heartbeat.His bratty gamer neighbor is using a wireless video game controller.With the pacemaker vulnerable to any and all wireless waves,the hacker ends up dead when his neighbor stops playing the game,sending the man into cardiac arrest

### 125,War-done

March 10,2009 in Ohio Women's Prison
A heartless prison warden who just banned all forms of communication with the outside world to all the female convicts confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for one of the inmates.The warden eats one with blue frosting which unbeknownst to him is laced with PCP.The drug takes effect and the warden flies into a delusional rage,acting like his German Shepherd guard dog,marching like a soldier,angrily attacking the other guards who check up on him and diving off his desk.One of the guards rolls in a flash grenade to distract the warden so they can capture him but the flash grenade rolls too close to the warden's head and explodes,blowing the warden's skull open and frying his face

## Episode 103:Tweets From The Dead

### 885,Pretty Fly For A Dead Guy

March 5,2010 in Old Lyme,CT
A nerdy man with an extreme hatred for bugs covers a wall of his home with homemade flypaper coated with cyanoacrylate.When swatting a mosquito,he falls onto the wall and gets stuck.After a few days,the man soils himself from loss of bladder and bowel control,dies from dehydration and starvation in another couple of days and is turned into a buffet for all the bugs that he collected for torture

### 489,Bucky Boned

June 26,2008 in New York,NY
A crooked stockbroker about to be searched by federal agents for running a Ponzi scheme nervously shreds all his papers,then falls dead from an extremely painful stomachache that leads to his death.Prior to his frantic shredding,the stockbroker squeezed his bucky ball office stress toy and slammed it on his desk during a phone call.The neodymium magnets from the office toy landed in his cup of boba tea and the man drank the tea with the magnets inside of it.The extremely painful stomachache was actually the magnets tearing through his small intestine and attracting each other,causing fatal internal bleeding

### 539,Wedding Crasher

May 12,2002 in Ramsey,NJ
A jilted bitter man humiliates his ex crush who is marrying an older richer man at hen wedding by objecting to the marriage and stripping naked.As he's being chased by the congregation,the man runs into a glass window (mistaking it for an open door) and dies from glass shards cutting through his exposed flesh

### 562,Meat Your Maker

June 16,2010 in Fort Wayne,IN
Two unrelated thieves attempt to loot a meat truck.The first gets in the back to loot the meat but is locked in by the driver.The second hijacks the truck,unaware that another thief is in the back.When the hijacker is tipped off to the cops,she makes a getaway on the truck,swerving constantly.While swerving,the thief in the back is rattled around until she gets impaled in the throat by a meat hook

### 968,Well Chung

February 3,2011 in Los Angeles,CA
A black market owner in Chinatown is selling poached animal parts,pirated DVDs and illegal fireworks.He finds out that he is about to be busted by the FBI and hides in his trailer.An hour later,he lights a cigarette but drops it on the wick of one of the fireworks,setting them all off and causing the fireworks to explode,killing him

### 734,Hi-jack Offed

January 26,2010 in Orlando,FL
A hijacker looking to hijack a car hitchhikes on the road.When a truck driver and his boss (a former female boxer) stop to help him,he pulls out a gun.Threatening to shoot them,the hitchhiker forces them out of the truck.The unscared woman punches him and he falls backward into the air brake hose which enters his rectum,pumping him up with air and causing him to explode

### 840,Ghost Busted

July 19,2011 in Ann Arbor,MI
Two men sneak into a haunted former brothel in order to find the spirits of prostitutes and have sex with them.The owner of the building is annoyed by the numerous break ins and scares them off by chasing them while wearing a creepy costume.The men run away with one descending to the ground off the ladder and the other making a dash for the car.Once the first man descends the ladder in a panic,he knocks a wrench off the roof and it hits him in the head.He is then run over by his friend escaping with the car

## Episode 104:A New App Called Death

### 570,Electro-cutie

December 21,2005 in Madison,WI
A female intern gets drunk at an office Christmas party and does strip teases for hen male co workers,much to the disgust of hen female coworkers.In a plan to land a full time position,she decides to photocopy hen rear end for the boss.Once she sits on the glass of the copy machine,the glass breaks and hen butt and genitals come in contact with the exposed electrical wires which causes ventricular fibrillation and stops hen heart

### 76,WW1 And Done

June 2,1916 in The Western Front
A German deserter during World War I prowls through battlefields to steal valuables from dead soldiers.When he gets to the body of a British soldier,he pushes it aside and finds a Jam Tin Grenade which explodes in his hands and decapitates him

### 894,FUV'd

April 20,2007 in Santa Cruz,CA
A steroid abusing SUV driving doctor enjoys harassing bicycle riders on the road.With his spouse in the passenger seat yelling at him,he gets distracted,loses control of the vehicle and rear ends a flatbed truck carrying several rods of rebars.The rods go through the windshield and impale the doctor's skull

### 955,Pulled Pork

October 26,2010 in Shepherdsville,KY
A crooked farmer breaks into his neighbor's pigpen and masturbates the neighbor's pig in the hopes of selling its sperm on the black market.When he hears the neighbor wake up from the squeals of the pig,the farmer runs but he trips on the bucket and knocks himself unconscious on a metal fence.While unconscious,the pig bites into the farmer's stomach.The farmer wakes up as the pig continues eating him

### 615,The Day That The Magic Died

June 16,2007 in W.Springfield,MA
Two drug addicts rob an elderly former magician turned magic store owner for drugs.The two tie up the old magician,find a vial of cocaine and begin to snort it.What the two didn't realize is that what they thought was cocaine is actually G4 (also known as slush powder) which is used in magic tricks to make water disappear.The powder absorbs water in their noses and expands in their tracheas,suffocating them

### 146,American Died-ol

October 7,2010 in Montclair,NJ
A brash woman cuts in line during an talent search for the next big pop music star.A freak windstorm blows hen umbrella out of hen hands and sends it crashing down,wedging into hen spinal cord and causing hen death from neurogenic shock

### 199,Mastur-bitten

March 15,2009 in Lamy,NM
A scam artist posing as a state health inspector targets a sleazy motel.Using his own semen from a furious masturbation session,the scam artist is able to extort some money as well as blackmail the motel owner into staying the night at the hotel for free by revealing the semen stains with an ultraviolet light.While sleeping on the bed that he soiled,some Arizona Bark Scorpions crawl on the man's bed and sting him to death

## Episode 105:Death Certificates

### 766,Heim-licked

June 16,2010 in Orlando,FL
A fitness camp instructor partial to attractive women tries to intimidate an overweight client and make her quit since he can't legally tell her to leave or he'll get sued for discrimination.When she finally leaves in frustration,he mockingly eats some of the junk food that she leaves behind but begins to choke.He tries to bounce on a yoga ball to perform a heimlich maneuver but then falls on a lawn sprinkler and impales himself through the mouth and breaks his neck

### 847,This Bird Has Flu

September 18,2008 in Lima,Peru
A Peruvian man smuggles birds over international borders by sedating them and taping them to his ankles under his pant legs.Not realizing that the birds are infected with avian flu,he contracts it from them and soon asphyxiates to death due to fluid accumulation in his lungs

### 382,Keester Sunday

February 11,2009 in Portland,OR
Two cocaine smuggler brothers get caught and put in the back of a transport vehicle.While the cop searches their car,one of the smugglers has the other pull a hidden water balloon filled with cocaine out of his rectum to hide the evidence,the cop told them that he would search their bodies.After popping it,they then proceed to ingest all the loose cocaine but this causes them both to die of heart attacks

### 248,Kill Bill And Billie

May 12,2010 in Altoona,PA
Suspecting his spouse of adultery,an argumentative husband hires a hitman to follow hen and if he finds her with a man,kill them both.Meanwhile,the husband goes to a motel and hires a prostitute who turns out to be his spouse.As they begin arguing again,the hitman who followed the husband's orders to the letter comes in and shoots them both

### 525,I Spy A Dead Guy

December 20,2008 in Boston,MA
A former CIA agent,now working in industrial espionage breaks into an office to steal information.When a security guard catches him,he locks himself in a closet and dives through a hatch in the wall,falling down a garbage chute and into an incinerator.The unit switches on and quickly incinerates the man,leaving nothing but his skeleton

### 211,Eye So Horny

August 8,2001 in Clayton,GA
Two brothers get drunk on their own moonshine and pretend they are in a bullfight.One brother grabs a moose head from the fireplace and charges but he trips and impales himself through the eye on the antlers of a stuffed deer head

### 4,North By Northwasted

July 22,2009 in Lompoc,CA
A director is trying to recreate the airplane scene from the film North by Northwest using little people as actors and a remote controlled plane.The actor in Cary Grant's role jumps out of the way of the plane which flies past the director and slashes his carotid artery with its wing

## Episode 106:Crying Over Spilled Blood

### 206,Ten-a\*\* Anyone

May 16,2003 in San Diego,CA
Two inept tennis players who idolize 1970s stars John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg hire their own personal referee.When the ref awards the game point,the loser of the point snaps his racket in half and climbs on the referee chair as the ref jumps out of it.The chair tips and the shaft of the racket impales the player's colon

### 346,Sky Scraped

October 20,2009 in Chicago,IL
An unforgiving cruel loan officer enjoys foreclosing on customers in hen office on the top of a high rise building.When she looks out the large window,a freak gust of wind causes it to shatter and impale her with hundreds of shards of glass

### 75,Rife-ill

April 19,2010 in Khost Province,Afghanistan
A hitman sent to kill a Taliban leader is now the target of a Taliban assassin after the plot was discovered.Armed with a McMillan TAC 50 rifle,the assassin fires,misses and dies when the bullet ricochets back in his chest to hit him

### 743,Chili Today,Dead Tomorrow

October 4,2007 in Pyramid Lake Reservation,NV
At a Native American gift shop,an idiotic tourist helps himself to a basket of hot peppers,not realizing that they are intensely hot ghost chili peppers.He fumbles in the refrigerator for a drink but gulps down a jar of snake venom that the shopkeeper had saved for a university professor by mistake.The venom enters his bloodstream through sores in his mouth,caused by eating the peppers and he dies of organ failure

### 927,Info-pain-ment

June 6,2006 in Riverside,CA
A fitness instructor has built a home gym set out of bamboo and is filming a commercial for it.He storms off after the barbell breaks during filming and the cameramen mock him while playing with the exercise bench.The tension causes one piece to snap,launching a bamboo shard that impales the instructor through the ear and brain

### 423,Mexi-can't

August 15,2005 in El Cabong,Mexico
A man tries to break his friend who was arrested for hitting on the mayor's 13 year old daughter out of jail in a small Mexican town by using his car to rip the window bars out.He hooks a steel cable from his bumper to the bars and drives forward but the cable snaps and decapitates him

### 611,Caved In

[[1]] BC in Encino,CA
After a long day of hunting,a caveman comes home and tries to get his unappreciative mate to have sex with him.She declines and leaves him and he angrily throws stones on the ground,igniting a fire.When he tries to cook some meat,the small cave quickly fills with smoke and he dies of carbon monoxide poisoning

## Episode 107:It's A Dead Dead World

### 356,Signed Out

June 19,2006 in Columbus,OH
When a lazy man's spouse announces that she is divorcing him,he repeatedly injures himself to make it look like he was abused by her.Paramedics arrive and put him on a gurney as police confront his spouse but it rolls down a hill until it hits a rock.The man is launched off the gurney and lands on top of a curved road sign,impaling himself through the stomach

### 341,Hummus Among Us

October 21,2011 in Bengahzi,Libya
A black market arms dealer offers to sell a cache of weapons to a terrorist group.While firing a rifle as a demonstration,he hits a barrel of sarin and mustard gas (mislabeled as containing hummus) and the contents spew out and kills everyone in the room

### 627,Tread Marked

March 5,2006 in Vernal,UT
An outlaw is pulled over by a cop for DUI but wrestles the cop's gun away and prepares to shoot him.Up the road,a junk scavenger finds a truck tire and tries to pull it onto the bed of his pickup.He drops it and it rolls down the road and knocks the outlaw away.The man dies from multiple injuries sustained during both this hit and his impact with the ground

### 277,Piss Offed

January 21,2003 in Keystone,CO
A ski instructor with a urine fetish seduces his students and persuades one of them to urinate on him during sex.The bed's worn out electric blanket shorts out as a result and electrocutes them both

### 517,Waste-dead

September 10,2010 in North Perkin,IL
A stripper and hen planking obsessed midget crush stumble upon a playground which is the perfect place for him to plank.While he poses on one end of the seesaw,a block of blue ice that was dropped from a passing plane lands on the other end and catapults the midget up into the air.He lands on the top crossbar of the swing set with enough force to cause fatal internal bleeding in his chest

### 786,Rubbed Out

July 12,2002 in Great Falls,VA
After being sneezed on by a homeless man who rummaged through his trash and drank his discarded cup of coffee,a germaphobe gives himself a bath in a tub filled with isopropyl alcohol.It absorbs through his skin and into his bloodstream to induce lethal alcohol poisoning

### 642,Killer Tan

August 15,2009 in Ocean City,NJ
A pair of obnoxious 20 something New Jerseyites are at a salon in their quest to get the perfect tan.After spraying themselves by hand with DHA,they climb into a stand up spray tanning booth and light a cigarette.The spark from the lighter ignites the DHA fumes in the booth.It explodes,killing them both

## Episode 108:Death,The Final Frontier

### 352,Pebble B\*\*\*\*\*\*

July 16,2010 in Williston,ND
Two redneck brothers at a barbecue are attempting to pick up the same girl.They decide to settle the conflict by using their trucks to play tug of war.As they rev their engines,their tires kick up gravel toward the girl and one rock strikes her in the temple,causing a skull fracture and brain hemorrhage

### 92,No Fun-gus

October 5,2005 in St.Louis,MO
A recovering alcoholic brings his callous alcoholic spouse to his sobriety party.She humiliates herself,devours several homemade pizzas,pours liquor into the punch bowl and guzzles the mixture.The woman dies from a reaction caused by the ink cap mushrooms and the alcohol that she consumed as ink cap mushrooms become poisonous when mixed with alcohol

### 107,Pain Saw

May 28,2003 in Pratt,KS
A man tries to get the attention of his attractive neighbor by tying a rope to his chainsaw and swinging it over his head.The rope gets tangled and pulls the chainsaw into his neck,partially beheading him but bleeding him out enough to die of shock

### 947,Ring-a-ding Dead

June 13,2008 in Portland,OR
A hipster with a habit of crashing and stealing from yard sales finds a ring in a box and puts it on,not realizing that it's a ring sized gun.When the homeowner tries to take the ring back which belonged to his grandfather,a scuffle breaks out and the weapon fires,hitting the thief in the eye

### 376,A\*\*-plosion

January 4,2001 in Del Mar,CA
A Scottish bodybuilder successfully eliminates his opponents in a strongest man competition by cheating.When he has to lift a large rock,the pressure caused by his body expels his intestines out his rectum and he has a massive heart attack

### 180,Lac-toasted

August 15,2006 in Waterloo,IA
A flasher harasses a group of mothers feeding their babies in the park and drinks one of the baby bottles.The mothers who are revealed to be members of an underground fight club called "MILF" (Moms,I'd Like To Fight) are incensed and beat up the man.The man doesn't die from getting pummelled by the mothers but from a fatal allergic reaction to peanuts (the breast milk that he drank earlier came from a mother who had been eating peanuts before nursing hen child)

### 53,Phlegm Phatale

November 17,2007 in Elmira,NY
A couple are on their first date after meeting over the internet.The male is a complete germaphobe,spraying everything with disinfectant and even using a neti pot to cleanse his sinuses before meeting the woman.However by using tap water in the pot instead of distilled,he contracts a Naegleria fowleri infection that attacks his brain and kills him