LeBron James

"Shit! It's Professor LeBron! Quick, pack that shloid away!"

**LeBron James** (full name **LeBron Chiyo Ane Naru Mono James**) is a basket ball playar

## History

LeBron has had a long history in good pasta.

* LeBron is first mentioned on April 26 2019, when a now Deleted User ponders the question, "do you think lebron james is able to jump over the minecraft fence"

* On August 27 2019, thm yrk claims that he is LeBron James in real life. There is no evidence to back this claim, but there is no reason to think that this is not true.

* One of the finest moments in LeBron's good pasta history occurs on October 26 2019, when Monst says "lebron-yr-aur james", a reference to the song "Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp" by LeDzeppelin.

* On October 27 2019, "a lebron cut"

* Later that same day, Monst exposes LeBron for having fake hair. It is well established at this point that the quality of LeBron's hair is **poor**.

* On April 10 2020, The Bumstickler claims that "[they are] lebron james". This directly contradicts thm yrk's earlier statement, unless thm yrk, The Bumstickler, and LeBron are all the same person.

* On October 10 2020, Nazarino's first day after returning to good pasta, she checks her last.fm crowns. Whenever she has received a crown, she replies with a gif of LeBron flexing and smacking his bicep. This has become a staple in Nazarino canon.

* SORRY LABRON

* LeBron is featured in the video TOP 10 PEOPLE ALIVE. He is the sixth best person alive.

* On November 7 2020, LeBron is spotted with Joe Biden at the White House after he won da elec tion

* On the post-wendy's patrick magomes skip bayless excuse mark cuban cuber smegma mind game testotoner tard rocktard frank brothers explosion of the early morning of December 12 2020, the good pasta gang looks for evidence of LeBron's penis. This leads to the discovery that Skip Bayless is gay cus he said "Nice D, Born."

* On January 29 2021, The Bumstickler is sexually curiously and openly searched for "lebron james penis".

* On July 15 2021, leborn fornite skin

* On September 18 2021, Roxy deems the gp emoji "whenbronjames" to be one of the worst emojis in the server. This is immediately met with backlash. To this day, "whenbronjames" remains an emoji in gp.

* the bronze jame

* In September 2021, The Bumstickler played as LeBorno during a practice session of NBA 2k21. They imagined a scenario where LeBronco had to make a shot in the NBA Finals or else his entire family would be killed. LeSporn jerks around, hesitating, before lobbing up a full-court shot that misses. He immediately breaks down and cries. Meanwhile, The Bumstickler laughs to the point of almost vomiting

* OK so I was watching space jam 2 and I got RANDOMLY horny. I didn’t wanna exit the movie so I just waited till the Lola scene came up. It came. I started JACKING the SHIT out my pecker. And then.. I ACCIDENTLY NUTTED TO LEBRON

* On October 13 2021, Faraz claimed to have seen LeShron James at their school. If this were true, LePR0N would be the second greatest member of that school, behind Chinese guy that blasts loud music.

* On October 26 2021, gp discovers who LeGront's real father is. It is Ninja

* On October 29 2021, Chris Smoove hosts the nbc nightly news and opens the broadcast with "le gm... back at it!". hes in a suit and tie and standing up and talking about lebron

* On November 11 2021, LeFios famously says that Kyle Rittenhouse looks like he eated a lemonhead

* On December 13 2021, Nazarino makes a LePlourde gp wiki article.

* On February 7 2023, LeBron passed Kareem Abdul-Jabar to become the NBA's all-time leading scorer. However, unbeknownst to him, his point total wrapped around to -1, making him the worst player in NBA history.