Pathetic Paddlers

The one of the four teams on Overdrive: Do Not Die.

## Current Members

**Pad.** Captain and Thief. (Confusion)

Pad is the captain of the Pathetic Paddlers, he is *very* important and is well respected by his team. He was the one who finished off JFK for the Paddlers, and got revenge for his friend. He's probably the most active of the Paddlers. He respects Missile the most because of their similar backgrounds.

Missile. Ranger and Repairsmith. (Theta)

Missile is a highly esteemed member of the Paddlers, he was once part of a military academy, he did leave it though. Paper Bag has a deep respect for him. He's an active member of the team.

Paper Bag. Necromancer and Cook. (objectpenguin22)

Paper Bag has a very special bond with animals, managing to tame Brennan and Billy. He has a deep respect for everyone on the team, he has the most respect for Missile and Carl though. Akin to Jackhammer, he is a major simp for acclaimed Marine Commander Ident.

Hairy. Healer and Navigator. (NPC)

The Paddlers found Hairy almost immediately as their adventure began. She's not the strongest but has great vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). She's the reason that the Paddlers went to Impel Left. She wields a pistol.

Jackhammer. Paladin and Doctor. (NPC)

Jackhammer was convicted wrongfully and was sent to Impel Left. He stayed there until the Paddlers came and was broken out. He's a very large simp, especially for Hairy, but he'll simp for really any female. Going so far as to simp over a chess queen.

Luna. Dogesaur. (NPC)

Luna is a Dogesaur that the Paddlers found with Brennan, along with the rest of the Posse. Pad befriended her and gave her a capsule.

Billy. Goat. (NPC)

Billy is a goat the Paddlers found at Impel Left. Paper Bag being the animal lover that he is managed to tame this goat.

Captain. Falcon. (NPC)

Captain is a Falcon the Paddlers found at Impel Left. Pad befriended him and entrusted him with a capsule.

## Former Members

Hyperdrive (Owllover12345678910)

Hyperdrive was very inactive on the team, so much so that he was only ever online once during the whole competition. He was declared as passed out for the whole time he was alive. On the Paddlers escape from Impel Left a prison guard was chasing them. In order to kill her Missile and Hairy threw Hyperdrive at Prison Guard Jekk, killing her.

Toaster (Quabble)

Toaster was a well-known Loose cannon, wielding a large metal pole and speaking well before thinking. He joined the Pathetic Paddlers out of comradery during their fight against a rather large *Poo Monster*. During the battle against the Hellspawn he fell unconscious and eventually succumbed to his injuries. He was the proud owner of four capsules: Chain, Oil, Chill and Lock.

Carl (NPC)

Carl is a former member of the Cobble Crushers who joined after Toaster. He wields his famed "*Pissblade*" and tends to stare. He drowned after sinking to the bottom of the ocean due to Nagito's gravity capsule.

Brennan. Dogesaur. (NPC)

Brennan is the Dogesaur they found on Dogesaur Island, see Dogesaur Island for more details. At some point he was abducted and murdered.

## Rankings

1st Bounty Reveal - 2nd

2nd Bounty Reveal - 1st

## Trivia

* This team has the most kills, as of Act 1.
* This team has the most capsules, as of Act 2.
* This team has fell the most Memes. With a total of 4 kills under their belt.

## History

#### **Ginbe**

The Pathetic Paddlers started out on Ginbe. There they met their first NPC, Hairy. They found her making pots in the woods. Nothing much really happened other than Paper Bag and Hairy finding a boat and Missile repairing it. Missile also found a crate, and named it Boxy. R.I.P Boxy.

#### **Dogesaur Jungle**

With the help of Hairy, the Paddlers sailed to Dogesaur Jungle. Immediately as they arrived, they saw a dogesaur stomping around. They manage to sneak past it, and found a village. However the village was empty, they figured out that the villagers were hiding from a gang of 5 dogesaurs. But before that Missile and Hairy decided it'd be fun to raid a church. The church ended up being a cult and Missile and Hairy took them down. The Paddlers took on the dogesaurs and then realized they were out matched. However luckily Paper Bag grew a connection with the leader of the Dogesaurs and managed to tame it. The leader ordered the others to stand down, this dogesaur joined the Paddlers as Brennan, named after Paper Bag's late friend. Another Dogesaur, Luna also came along for the ride. Before leaving the island they found a factory. As they entered the factory workers attacked the paddlers. They took them down with ease. Pad really being the hero of that fight. On there way away from Dogesaur Island Hairy informed them about Jackhammer, her friend who was being held at Impel Left.

#### **Sky Circus**

On their way to Impel Left the Paddlers found cotton candy coming down from the sky. They followed the trail of Cotton Candy to a huge circus in the sky. They entered the circus leaving Paper Bag, and Hyperdrive to guard there food, Brennan and Luna. Pad, Hairy, and Missile went up to the circus. As soon as they entered the circus they found two clowns holding a crying child. It wasn't long until Pad, Hairy, and Missile attacked the clowns. They were doing pretty well until the head of the circus, Shiba came out of the shadows. He was incredibly strong, luckily Paper Bag asked if they were alright, they replied no and he went up and joined the fight. It was still clear they were outmatched, tons of clowns and an incredibly strong ringleader. However Shiba unleashed Big Boy. A huge clown. Paper Bag ran over and befriended Big Boy. In one fell swoop Big Boy wiped out all of the clowns. They were able to overpower Shiba, though he manage to knock Hairy out, she got her successes and was safe. At the end of the fight Big Boy started to beep, and he blew up. They survived it though and went on their way to Impel Left.

#### **Impel Left**

After they left the circus they healed up and was ready to take on Impel Left. They decided to split up, Paper Bag and Pad on their own, and Missile with Hairy. Pad, Missile and Hairy accidentally found each other and decided just to stick together. However Paper Bag found cages full of animals and let them all out, he managed to tame two, a goat named Billy and a falcon named Captain. Paper Bag found Pad, Missile, and Hairy. They located Jackhammer and let him along with a few other prisoners out. Including a sunflower, of course they didn't know that this was a henchman of the Hellspawn. Regardless they beat up two jailers, they decided to make a run for it but was stopped by Jailer Jekk. She was extremely tough, but they managed to beat her by throwing Hyperdrive at her. Killing Hyperdrive but also killing Jekk saving all of them.

**End of Act 1**

As all teams do, after they leave Impel Left, Act 1 ends. It was no different for the Paddlers.

#### **Ice Scream Island**

Leaving Impel Left the Paddlers sailed for a while getting as far away from Impel Left as possible, however they started to grow hungry. They decided they'd stop on the next island they saw and get food there. They came across an island with a lot of snow, on that island was an ice scream shop! They each order an ice scream sat down and ate happily. After eating they wanted to see what the rest of the island had to offer. However they were immediately ambushed by 2 ninjas. The ninjas were killed pretty easily. They found the basement to the ice scream parlor and broke into it. It was filled to the brim with ice scream containers, ripe for the picking. They were taking the ice scream, when Missile and Paper Bag decided they wanted to fight more ninjas, so they started to diss Ninjago. It angered 6 ninjas and they almost died fighting them, they were about to load all the ice scream on Brennan until the owner came down to the basement to get more ice scream. In panic Hairy shot the owner dead. They loaded up the ice scream on Brennan and Luna and dashed away.