Nerd Or Noob

*"NERD OR NOOB!"*
―The Host[src]
***Nerd Or Noob*** is a game show hosted by Marcus Fletcher, who picks random people watching the show to come up to the stage to be his unlucky victims. Within the show, The Host puts his victims to the test by giving them stupid questions that they must answer, to determine whether they're a nerd or noob.

## History

### The Host's Show

*Nerd Or Noob* was observed by Marcus Fletcher's manager, who hired him to be The Host of the game show, with Kevin, Bob, and Giovanni being hired to be the game show's cameramen. The Host loved his job, usually showing his enthusiasm towards the viewers. Unfortunately, with The Host becoming more egotistical over time, he started to treat his contestants poorly.

### Jeremy Hox's Victimization

*"You, Sir, have been chosen to be the first victim, come on up!"
"But what if I don't want to?"
"TOO BAD! GET YOU ASS OVER HERE!"*
―The Host and Jeremy Hox[src]

One night, The Host chose Jeremy Hox to come up to the stage to be his victim. Unfortunately, being the unfair challenger he was, The Host maintained his sour behaviour, giving Jeremy minimal time to answer his questions. Jeremy completely lost it with The Host's unfair challenges when The Host gave him two doors to choose from. Jeremy, believing there to be a cute girl behind the second door, unfortunately got tricked into being harassed by Miss Gorilla.

Upset with this, Jeremy started to continuously punch The Host, until The Host gave him one million dollars to make him stop. Unfortunately, Jeremy used the money to purchase the rights to the show from The Host's manager, causing him to take over his job. Jeremy made The Host the second victim, and gave him unfair treatment as payback for what he did to him before. While hosting the show, Jeremy fired Bob for being stupid, replacing him with Giovanni.

### Jessica's Victimization

*"Jessica, you're live on television, anything you want to say to your family back home?"*
―Jeremy Hox to Jessica[src]

With Jeremy having taken over the show, he decided to victimize Jessica, bringing her up to the stage to compete. Jeremy proved himself to be a more fair host compared to The Host, giving Jessica her sweet time to introduce herself. Unfortunately, the broadcast was suddenly hijacked by The Host, who brutally killed Jeremy so he could get his job back. The Host decided to replace Jessica with someone else as the unlucky victim, but not before punishing her when she couldn't figure out what the square root of five was.

### Edward Fitzgerald's Victimization

*"Alright Edward, today you are the victim in NERD OR NOOB!"*
―The Host to Edward Fitzgerald[src]

The Host brought Edward Fitzgerald to the stage to be his victim. The Host provided Edward with multiple questions, but due to Amy Fitzgerald trying to help her husband cheat by giving him the answers, The Host told her to shut up, otherwise he would call security. The Host proceeded to give Edward his next question, but without Amy to help him, Edward proved himself to be completely useless. Because The Host didn't give Edward much time to answer his question, this caused Edward to lost, causing The Host to punish him by making him suffer the penalty, Shrek. Shrek publicly harassed Edward, but Shrek's presence caused him to be captured by Jason Bermudez of the *Shrekbusters*.

With Edward continuing to be unfairly challenged, he spent the next six and a half hours trying to figure out what 23 plus 1 was, causing The Host to give Edward a riddle instead. When Amy tried to help Edward cheat once more, The Host told her to shut up. Edward became upset that The Host was talking to his wife like this, to the point, he threatened to put him in a coffin. Much to Edward's surprise however, he ended up getting the answer to the riddle correct, causing him to win the jackpot, which was one million little boxes. Edward rejected the prize, but the moment he did, The Host told him that each box had a one dollar in it, meaning Edward had just rejected one million dollars, much to his dismay. Sometime later, The Host saw Giovanni being mean to Kevin and Bob, so he decided to fire him, giving Bob back his job.

### Jeremy Hox's Resurgence

*"I made a deal with the Devil, he told me to bring you to the underworld to play Nerd Or Noob. The deal was, if you lost... He would take your soul and bring me back to life!"*
―Jeremy Hox to The Host[src]

Seeking revenge, Jeremy Hox made a deal with Satan, who told Jeremy to bring The Host to the underworld to play *Nerd Or Noob*. The deal was, if The Host lost, then Satan would steal his soul and use it to bring Jeremy back to life. Jeremy promised he would bring The Host to Hell, so he went back to the overworld to get him. Meanwhile, The Host started to see demonic hallucinations of Jeremy, causing him to have unusual reactions that confused other people who couldn't see what The Host was seeing. The Host continued to host *Nerd Or Noob*, this time bringing in two unlucky victims, Jessica, and the Nerd. While getting the show set up, Kevin was possessed by Jeremy, who walked up to where The Host was to reveal himself, much to The Host's shock. Jeremy then revealed The Host his plan to get his sweet revenge, mentioning the deal that he made with Satan. The Host was told that if he won the game, then he would be spared. Jeremy then used his powers to teleport him and The Host to Hell.

### Hellish Competition

*"Hey, welcome to Hell! Literally! The place you're gonna spend the rest of your days!"*
―Jeremy Hox to The Host[src]

Being brought to Hell, The Host participated in Jeremy's hellish *Nerd Or Noob* competition. Unfortunately, Jeremy made the game show completely unfair for The Host, much like how he used to treat him poorly. When Jeremy asked The Host what his real name was, The Host refused to tell him, so Jeremy punished him by making him suffer the penalty. This caused The Host to be harassed by both Miss Gorilla and Shrek. Jeremy continued to poorly treat The Host throughout the game, proving his point how unfair The Host was. Claiming he had learnt his lesson, The Host begged Jeremy to let him go, telling him that if he doesn't go back to the overworld, his pet cat will be lonely. Unfortunately, Jeremy saw through The Host's lies, telling him that his cat died years ago because he stressed the poor thing out.

Jeremy gave The Host one last chance to redeem himself, by questioning him what the science is behind opening a dimensional portal from the underworld to the overworld. Though Jeremy doubted the Host would get the answer right, The Host ultimately surprised Jeremy by saying that Dark Matter builds up mass converting into supernatural energy, creating a vortex, which if enough energy, could break the barrier and create a dimensional portal from the overworld to the underworld. With The Host victorious, this caused him to be sent back to the overworld, leaving Jeremy behind. Unfortunately, The Host would end up returning to the overworld in the year 2083, despite having only been in Hell for a couple of hours.

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *Nerd Or Noob*
	+ *Nerd Or Noob*
* *Shrekbusters* (Archive Footage)
* *Nerd Or Noob*
	+ *Nerd Or Noob 2*
	+ *Nerd Or Noob 3*

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 *Nerd Or Noob*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 *Nerd Or Noob 2*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 *Nerd Or Noob 3*