Luna the Miracle Boy: Spring Breakdown

—Official warning

**Luna the Miracle Boy: Spring Breakdown** is the third of four hour-long story episode Luna the Miracle Boy series.

In this story episode, the Friheten Seven spend spring break aboard a yacht, but Jason believes that Princess Aulia is on the loose.

## Summary

### Bon voyage with the Netherlands' sparkle

During spring break, the Friheten Seven and the Canterlot Presidential civilians are on the luxury cruise liner – the KLM (a reference to a flag carrier airline from the Netherlands), which features an expansive selection of activities from swimming to petting pets to all-you-can-eat buffets, and everyone is grateful to Luna for organizing it. While his friends are looking forward to a week of luxury, a psychopathic Jason expects Aulia's curseful magic to appear and turn the cruise ship into an exciting battle in which they save the day like they always do. However, the rest of the Frihetens just want to relax and have fun on their vacation.

Celestia checks out the buffet and expresses interest in a special Dutch traditional cakes, Vincent (representing the Fluttershy) interacts with the petting zoo animals, and Dennis deals with a bad case of seasickness. Unfortunately, Jason ruins everyone's good time (or makes their bad time worse) with his obsessive search for Aulia's curseful magic. When he asks other people enjoying the cruise if there is any "bad magic" on the ship, he is pointed toward an indoor stage area filled with smoke, and a silhouetted figure ominously appears on stage.

### Sail through nostalgia about the Dutch colonial ages

The silhouetted figure is revealed to be Cecil, putting on a cruise magic show, much to Jason's disappointment. When Cecil expresses displeasure at the elderly audience members showing off their own magic tricks after seeing her stage magic, Jason gets the idea of drawing out Aulia's curse magic by using his and his friends' own magic. Meanwhile, Tobias shops for clothes in the cruise ship's onboard clothing store and meets a charming member of the ship's staff named Azri Moravsky. Despite Azri has difficulty pronouncing Tobias' name due to his thick Dutch accent, Tobias becomes instantly smitten with him.

Later, the rest of the Frihetens get ready to perform music for the cruise pool party, and Luna notices his friends' lack of enthusiasm. He learns that Jason is ruining their spring break with his obsession with Aulia's curse magic and starts to feel guilty. When Jason arrives with the idea of using "rainbow lasers" during their upcoming show, Martin pulls him aside and tells him to stop looking for a magic problem that does not exist.

That evening, as the ship sails into stormy weather, the Petrovburg Heroes perform the song All Good. With his friends' approval, Jason lights up the show by ponying up, but it causes a power outage that disables the ship's engines. When Jason believes evil magic to be behind the outage, he exclaims "It's about to go down!", leading everyone to believe the ship is about to sink, creating cruise-wide panic.

### Tropical depression

With the cruise ship stranded in the middle of the ocean without power, Jason continues to believe dark magic is behind it, and his annoyed friends refuse to join him to search for its source. Meanwhile, Luna goes with the ship's crew below deck to try and turn the engines back on. Celestia sneaks into the buffet that Jason got her banned from to try and get a taste of ontbijtkoek, and Tobias finds Azri entertaining the cruise guests with Irish stepdance.

Alone at the ship's stern, Jason notices the storm starting to get worse, and he sees a strange insignia glowing in the water. Believing his suspicions about evil magic to be confirmed, he races around the ship to gather his friends together and show them what he saw. But by the time he does so, the insignia in the water is gone, and Luna theorizes it was little more than natural sea phenomena. Jason suggests taking a lifeboat out to where the glowing came from, but his friends refuse to acknowledge his obsession with being a superhero any longer, and he goes off on his own again.

The next morning, in the dining hall, Luna feels guilty for being so harsh to Jason, but Martin argues they would be having a normal spring break if there's no one brought Aulia's curse magic to the republic since she was permanently transferred from Seborga High. The two decide to go find Jason and apologize, but they discover one of the lifeboats missing. When a call to Jason's cell phone goes straight to voicemail, they realize he sailed off into the raging storm by himself.

### Frihetens' overboard

Martin and Luna head out on another lifeboat to find Jason while their friends stay behind on the ship to try and get the engines back on, keep the other cruise guests calm, and provide lifejackets for everyone on board. After some time speeding across the stormy waters, Martin and Luna eventually find a desert island and discover the missing lifeboat. Deeper in the jungle, they find Jason sinking into a pit of quicksand.

After some overconfident boasting, Jason apologizes for ruining everyone's spring break and admits that there is no Aulia's magic on the loose. However, much to Martin's and Luna's surprise, a large plant monster from Equestria appears over the quicksand and threatens to devour Jason. When Luna keeps the monster at bay with his telekinetic geode powers, Martin tries to get Jason out of the quicksand.

The monster momentarily breaks free of Luna's magic and disturbs the top of the sand, and Martin sees a portal glowing beneath the surface. Having an idea to escape the plant monster, Martin shoves Jason down into the quicksand and through the portal before grabbing Luna and jumping into it as well. Martin and her boys find themselves in a dark underground cavern, and when Martin illuminates the darkness with her unicorn horn, Luna and Jason discover they have been transported to Equestria and turned into ponies.

### Universe of the republics

As ponies, Luna is in a state of extreme panic over his new unicorn form, and Jason struggles to get used to his newfound Pegasus speed. Martin is concerned that more portals to Equestria are opening up around the republic, but Jason suggests using this excursion as a vacation to make up for the spring break he ruined, and Luna sees this as an opportunity to study the Petrovburg-Equestria tourism.

Luna, Martin, and Jason sneak through Equestria's Vernadia taking care not to draw attention or run into Jason's pony counterpart until they finally reach the Petrovburg Embassy of Equestria. Inside, they meet with Sergey the Twilight Sparkle (in his pony form), and Spike. Sergey quickly realizes from their atypical method of entering that they came through a portal other than the Crystal Mirror.

Back in Petrovburg, the rest of the Friheten Seven and cruise guests deal with an even worsening lightning storm. Dennis and the ship crew finally get the engines back on, but the ship speeds out of control toward the island. The ship's hull is breached by the sharp rocks lining the island's outer rim, and it starts to sink into the ocean.

In the Petrovburg Embassy Office at Equestria, Sergey and Spike tell stories to Martin, Luna, and Jason about their and their friends' many adventures. Of particular note is the time the Friheten Seven defeated Storm King (Princess Aulia's patron) and sealed his power away in the Staff of Sachsen. Jason recognizes the Storm King's insignia as the same insignia he saw in the water from the cruise ship, and when Luna and Martin mention stormy weather accompanying the insignia sighting, Vice Principal Sergey is alarmed to discover that some of Storm King's magic found its way into the republic, manifesting as a giant magical lightning storm. Realizing their friends are in terrible danger, Luna, Martin, and Jason race to save them.

### International diplomatic escort

Back in Petrovburg, the rest of the Friheten Seven and cruise guests panic as the ship continues to sink and the lifeboats are destroyed by lightning. Upon their return from Equestria, Luna, Martin, and Jason use the Staff of Sachsen to absorb Storm King's residual magic and dispel the lightning storm. With the weather calm again, Jason apologizes for going off on his own and actively looking for trouble, but Luna points out that if he had not done so, they would not have found what they needed to save their friends.

However, as an island parrot points out to them, the cruise ship is still sinking; when Martin and Luna are unable to start the lifeboat, Jason uses his super speed to push it toward the ship. Upon reuniting with their friends, they combine their magic to power up and work together to save everyone.

Luna and Tobias lift the cruise guests and crew onto an artificially-made lifeboat, Vincent provides all the petting zoo animals with life jackets while Jason ushers them to safety, Martin reunites a scared little girl with her mother, Dennis helps people trapped in their rooms by the flooding water, and Celestia assists the kitchen chef that banned her from the buffet earlier. Once everyone is on the artificial lifeboat, pushes everyone to shore as the ship sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

Though everyone is safe on the island, they are stranded without a ship to get home. Luckily, Martin has an idea. Back at Petrovburg Embassy in Equestria, Martin enters with dozens of humans-turned-ponies hoping to return home via Crystal Mirror.

## Quotes

*For more quotes, see the episode's transcript.*
**Celestia**: SPRIIIIIIIIIING BREEEEEEEEEEAK!
**Luna**: [to Vincent] As a Fluttershy delegate, did you see there's a petting zoo onboard?
**Celestia**: Mmmm! Smoothies!
**Luna**: And an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet, you can... eat all you... can eat at?
**Vincent**: A goat on a boat? [laughs] Now I've seen everything.
**Jason**: Just looking for bad magic, princess.
**Cecil Lulamoon**: Sorry to disappoint you, but the bad magic of others always follows the amazing magic of me.
**Jason**: What do you mean?
**Cecil Lulamoon**: Ugh, I'm talking about the old grandpas in the audience who see my show and then try to impress their kids with a disappearing quarter trick on their way home!
**Jason**: Their magic only shows up in response to your magic! Huh! You're a genius lady!
**Cecil Lulamoon**: Well, obviously.
**Celestia**: [sighs] My whole life, I've been taught that you could only berry blast a butter biscuit on an ontbijtkoek with two layers of chocolate. But this afternoon, I saw the truth. The buffet has a triple choco-berry, blasted butter biscuit, ontbijtkoek.
**Luna**: How was it?!
**Celestia**: I don't know! 'Cause Jason got me banned from the buffet!
**Jason (repeated line)**: Who's with me?!
**Martin**: [sighs, gulps] Luna worked really hard to plan this trip for all of us, and... uh, how can I say this without being mean?
**Jason**: Just say it! I can take it!
**Martin**: You're ruining it for everyone!
**Jason**: Ouch! Your words just... punched my feelings.
**Martin**: You said you could take it.
**Tobias**: [sighs] It's like he fell out of a historical romance novel.
**Vincent**: Masha Allah, is that how romance sounds?
**Dennis**: The good news is now that it's dark, maybe my brain won't know I'm on a boat. [gags] Oh, no. It heard me. Blegh!
**Luna**: [indignantly] Oh, do you know which sorcerer can conjure the greatest magic of all? Father of Nature.
**Jason**: The magic came from that way! We sail out and find the source!
**Luna**: And then?
**Jason**: Then it's go time!
**Luna**: Which means?
**Jason** and Luna**: We take no prisoners!**
**Jason**: Who?
**Luna**: The prisoners. That's kidnapping! Are you even listening to yourself?!
**Luna**: We're not superheroes!
**Jason**: Uh, oh...! Excuuuuse me! We're just ordinary heroes who have saved our country of this Petrovburg from complete destruction multiple times!
**Luna**: Uh, yes.
**Jason's voicemail**: What up, nerds? It's me, Jason Esofita, having way too much fun being awesome to answer your call! So leave a message, if you're too old to text me!
**Luna**: You're going after him?
**Martin**: He wouldn't even be out there if I hadn't brought magic to our republic in the first place. What about you? Are you in?
**Luna**: Of course, I'm in, princess. A hundred percent on board!
[thunder]
**Martin**: Then get on board.
**Luna**: I just said I.... "On board".
**Celestia**: I'll help keep people calm! Get cake. I mean, keep people calm!
**Vincent**: By the fidelity, I'll make sure there are life jackets for everyone. Even grandchildren.
**Tobias**: And I'll inform the below-deck crew. Even though we're from two diplomatic republics. One a lonely coal miner, the other a sophisticated beaut—
**Dennis**: [gags]
**Tobias**: I mean... [clears throat] I'll, uh, I'll, uh, I'll help Dennis!
**Martin**: You forgot to untie the rope.
**Luna**: Oh, yeah.
**Fluttershy parrot**: [squawks] "I'm going in that jungle!"
**Martin**: "I'm going in that jungle"? This parrot from the Fluttershy Corps must be repeating what it said. Let's go!
[beat]

**Luna**: In there?
[thunder and lightning]
[animal sounds]
**Luna**: Anyone could've said that.
**Fluttershy parrot**: [squawks] "Or my name isn't Jason Esofita!" [squawks]
**Luna**: Ugh! Fine.
**Jason**: I've had a little time to think.
[blub]
**Jason**: A lot of time, actually. And I spent most of it wishing I could make it up to you. Because you were right.
**Fluttershy parrot**: [squawks] "Luna's wrong!"
**Jason**: Anyone... could've said that.
**Fluttershy parrot**: [squawks] "Or my name isn't Jason Esofita!"
**Jason**: Ugh! Gotta stop saying my name all the time, you Fluttershy chic!
[monster growling]
**Martin**: ...And maybe that giant plant monster?
**Jason**: What giant plant monster?
**Luna**: That giant plant monster!
**Luna**: Where are we?
**Jason**: Not about to get eaten. Good enough for me.
**Martin**: It's... more complicated than that.
**Luna**: What the... PONY FACE! I have been transformed into a lunar male pony!
**Luna**: [gasps] All around us are horse things!
**Martin**: 'Round here we call them "pony things".
**Martin**: That wasn't quicksand back there. The sand was covering an international border gate to Equestria. I thought there was only one from the palace to Mrs. Finn's mirror, but who knows how many there are and where they might lead?
**Luna**: Sorry, I wasn't listening. Because she is our mother!
**Jason**: We're here, we're ponies. Let's have some fun! Pony style! Whoa!
**Martin**: Uh, that's not a thing we say.
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: It's wonderful to see you, princess. What are you doing here?
**Martin**: It's a long story, Captain Twilight.
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Wait. How are you coming in the front door and not up from where we keep the mirror? [gasps] You found another portal between republics!
**Martin**: I guess it wasn't that long.
**Luna**: Sounds good, Princess Martin. I like you.
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Jason! Luna! Good to see you boys again! What about the others?
**Martin**: No reason to hurry back.
[back on the boat]
**Vincent**: Oh, I hope they hurry back!
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Oh, you have to try Chef Tokugawa's chocolate fondue. It takes twenty minutes though.
**Luna**: Ah, we have all the time in the republic.
[back on the boat]
**Celestia**: We're running out of time!
**Pony Celestia**: [screaming]
**Martin**: Did you hear that? It sounded like Tia yelling.
[wheels squeaking]
**Pony Celestia**: I was yelling, silly! Standing at the front door yelling, "Fondue delivery!" Oh, hey, Jason, Luna. Here. You have to try this! It's a fresh batch!
**Jason**: Uh, ow! Too hot! It needs to be, like, twenty percent cooler.
[magic sounds]
**Luna**: [grunts, munches] Mmm! I love this!
[back on the boat]
**Tobias**: I hate this!
**Cecil Lulamoon**: Oh, no! I'm too powerful! I'm too powerful!!
**Luna**: You are, like, superheroes!
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Oh, we're not superheroes.
**Luna**: Sure, just ordinary people, even their pony counterparts who save the republic from complete destruction multiple times.
**Jason**: Sound familiar?
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Okay. Let's pray to Allah. Think that maybe there's a chance by His will when we defeat Princess Aulia and her allies, we didn't capture all of their magic, and maybe it found its way into our beloved Petrovburg. It might be turning into a giant, magic storm and threatening, we'll have to cry out: ALLAHU AKBAR!
**Luna**: Weather update – sunny!
**Jason**: With a chance of awesome!
**Fluttershy parrot**: [squawks] "The ship is still sinking!" [squawks]
**Martin**: [to Luna and Jason] Boys! The ship is sinking!
**Luna**: It's not your fault, Tia. That storm was Princess Aulia and her curse magic. Jason was right all along. Whatever the seven of us are facing, however, our lives are changing, we're going through it together. So, let's get everyone off this boat like the superheroes we are! Who's with me?
**Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes**: We are!
**Jason**: [grunts] See how easy that was?!
**Azri Moravsky**: [Dutch accent] Well, I zuppoze this is goed-bij.
**Tobias**: Take care of yourself.
**Azri Moravsky**: You, too, Tob'yas.
**Tobias**: Azri, don't let anyone tell you that you can't be a dancer. [dramatically] For all coal turns to diamonds!
**Azri Moravsky**: [non-accent] That's the best advice I've ever heard!
**Tobias**: Thank yo— Wait. What?
**Martin**: I might have a way home. But it's... kinda weird.
**Martin**: [singsongy] Woo-hoo, Captain Twilight, we're back!
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## References

1. **Main course**
	* https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/My\_Little\_Pony\_Equestria\_Girls:\_Spring\_Breakdown