Mega Chad

Mega Chad is the third 100 Stat Man.

King Mega Chad of Romagna, son of Queen Matilda of Romagna and incarnation of 100 Stat Man, is the most powerful being ever to exist in the Perfectly Balanced Realm of Crusader Kings 3. When his mother died of a seizure, the burden of ruling was left to Mega Chad. However, Mega Chad watches The Spiffing Brit, meaning that he gains ridiculous bonuses such as incredible health, no stress gain, and increased gold per month. In addition, watching Spiff awoke the 100 Stat powers that had lain dormant in him for years, giving him the strength to kill Thorvald Stauning and begin the Third Great 100 War as the new 100 Stat Man.

## Ambitions and Accomplishments

### Converting to Asatru

In order to win the war, Mega Chad sought to become the god of the Norse mythology, a faith that was rapidly dying out. To do this, he needed to occupy a territory which believed in the Asatru (Norse) faith, such as Medelpad. So he did, but not in the normal military fashion. Instead, he abducted the king of Medelpad immediately after declaring war, causing his starting war score to already be 100, allowing him to just take the land with no conflict at all. He then claimed the title of duke of Medelpad, and moved his capital there, so he could convert to Asatru and the Swedish culture.

### Becoming the Asatru god

Mega Chad's next ambition was to become independent from Emperor, Heinrich IV, so that his future actions could not be punished. He started a scheme to abduct Heinrich, which the emperor discovered, but his discovery did not save him. Heinrich IV's abduction allowed Mega Chad to secede without bloodshed.

Next, Mega Chad turned his gaze to the holy sites which he would need to control to reform the Asatru faith. To gain these, he declared war on Sweden, Denmark, and Norway without abduction Cheese. When he got them, the reformations could begin. He replaced Human Sacrifice with Ritual Cannibalism and Ancestor Worship with Pursuit of Power. Warmonger he kept. He made himself the god of the reformed Asatru faith as well.

> "That's right, we've gotten rid of Ancestor Worship and now we **eat** our ancestors. it's much much more intelligent, trust me."
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Mega Chad hoped to become a cannibal, but the opportunity never presented itself to him.

### The Conquests of Mega Chad

After the reformation of the Asatru faith, Mega Chad became very ambitious indeed. He invaded England Cheesily by capturing its king (just as he had done with Medelpad). After this, he consecrated his bloodline, giving him some marvelous bonuses and making his name Mega Chad the Divine.

However, this was not enough for Mega Chad. He wanted more power. Therefore, he destroyed the Kingdom of England and restored the Kingdom of Danelaw, changing his name from the Divine to the Dane. However, he still wanted more. He wanted the Empire of Brittania, which included England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland.

While he was preparing his conquest of Alba (Scotland), Mega Chad the Dane realized that he could buy a claim on the Holy Roman Empire for piety. Eager for absolute power, he bought this claim as well as one on the Byzantine Empire. He declared war for the HRE, and soon Mega Chad became the Holy Roman Emperor.

### Chadism

Emperor Mega Chad the Dane was a proud Asatru person, but many of his subjects were not. This saddened him deeply, and he sought a way to convince them of the superiority of his ways. After much deliberation, he had an answer: he would create a new faith (that was basically the same as the old one), and because he was so loved everyone who sought his favor would convert instantly. He then made the new Norse faith (which he named Chadism), and he requested all his vassals to convert, which they did.

### Destroying the Papacy

Mega Chad's next move was to destroy the Catholic Church, just because he could. He declared war on the Pope Clemens V, and try as he might, the Pope could not stop the Chadist hordes from conquering Rome, the seat of the Papacy. He then captured the Pope Clemens V in battle and tortured him, hoping to become a cannibal by doing so. However, any land owned by the Pope was too much in Mega Chad the Dane's eyes, so he continuously waged war and enforced his demands until the Pope was completely unlanded.

### Taking the Byzantine Empire

Mega Chad, Emperor of the Mega HRE, in his usual cheesy fashion managed to conquer the Byzantine Empire with the abduction exploit.

### Future Plans

Mega Chad's current motives are unknown, but the three most popular theories are:

1. He will conquer France.
2. He will form the Empire of Brittania.
3. He will gain war elephants by conquering southern India.

## Wives and Children

Mega Chad's first wife was a a random Norse lady named Henrike, whom he married for the sole purpose of adopting her religion and culture. He had two sons with her, the first of which was the handsome Human Shrek. He was Mega Chad's primary heir, and the most beloved by his father. He grew up to be an astute intellectual, and was married to his cousin. The Dane's second son was named Land Holder, for to hold land would be his only purpose.

When Henrike cheated on Mega Chad with his brother, Duke Pene, The 100 Stat Man had them both killed, and he married another random person. She turned out to be a woman named Asi, who was from Aman, a region in sub-Saharan Africa.