Cecil Longstaff's Fight against Duong Gykows

Thornton Stationery Company - Hanoi Branch

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It was 19th May 2018 and Cecil Longstaff was not a happy man. A man named Duong Gykows had been annoying him on Facebook. He'd had it with this "Fucking Gykows dude". He sent an angry dm which read: "Name your ends or I will report you to Mark Zuckerberg." Duong sent him his address. Hanoi, Vietnam. Cecil instantly packed his bags, put on a tuxedo and set out on a plane to Vietnam.

Cecil arrived in Hanoi Airport at exactly 21:01 PM on the 20th May and instantly let out a roar in remembrance for his father who had died fighting in the Vietnam war. People looked at him weirdly but Cecil spat on the floor at them so they all ran away in fear. Put of the corner of his eye Cecil saw a man, wearing a khaki uniform and a red cap, with Incredibly large muscles. He was on all fours, galloping towards him. People shouted "Sói bóng tối!". The Shadow Wolf in Vietnamese. It was Duong Gykows. Cecil whipped around and launched a flying kick at hi. Duong, with incredible agility, dodged it and floored Cecil. As if in slow motion, Cecil fell and everything went black.

Cecil woke up with a bag over his head (it was an asda bag, the cheek of it) and tried to jump out of his bonds. The bag was whipped off of his head and, to his horror, he saw Duong and his gang of English haters. Duong had spoken of his gang many times to Cecil and had even wanted him to join them. They were known as the SPR Gykows (Secret Political Resistance) and operated in the shadows of night, hunting tourists. British tourists. This pissed Cecil off because some of his best mates were British. The gang raised AK-47's at him, but all of a sudden Cecil smiled as he broke out of his bonds and threw a knife at Duongs forehead. Duong caught it and smiled at Cecil in a maniacal way.

Cecil leaped out of the chair as gunshots were fired at him, he assessed where he was and what to do. He was in a skyscraper in the centre of Hanoi and realised there was a weapons rack of AK's in front of him. He grabbed one and shot 5 members of the gang in the legs. Duong launched himself at Cecil and they both flew out of the window of the skyscraper while kicking hitting each others bald head. The Thornton Stationery Company - Hanoi Branch were below them as Cecil had called them up to help fight Duong. They were all armed with AK-47's and were shooting at the building. They jumped out of the way as Duong and Cecil crashed down next to them.

A gang war ensued and the police arrived but saw "Sói bóng tối" and immediately stepped away. Duong influenced most of Hanoi apart from the cultural, stationery and political situations. Cecil and Duong used a brutal type of Martial Arts known as Muay Thai. They fought for two days and two nights while the Gang war lasted for one day with Thornton Stationery - Hanoi Branch coming out on top. Finally, Duong lay dead on the floor in front of Cecil, Cecil didn't kill him, Duong died of a stroke in the middle of the fight. Cecil howled into the moon then proceeded to place some stylish aviators on his head and ran away. He grabbed a Vietnamese Military Helicopter from a nearby Military Base and Flew away to a Disko in Paris where he danced till his hearts content.