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Ireena Kolyana

Ireena as presented by Wizards of the Coast

## Background

### Family

Ismark Kolyanovich (brother), Kolyan Indirovich (father), Saryam Indirovich (father)

### Home

Town of Barovia

Ireena Kolyana is an NPC in Half Damage and "The Curse of Strahd" module by Wizards of the Coast.

In Half Damage he plays a character in the popular show "The Curse of Strahd" whose personality changes depending on whether she is on or off-air.

She has simply the worst voice in the world, but despite this, the Heroes continue to make her talk, seemingly in an attempt to sabotage the show.

## On-Air

Ireena is the sister of Ismark, and daughter of Kolyan and Saryam Indirovich. The heroes were tasked with taking her to Vallaki by her brother in an attempt to save her from Strahd, who has become infatuated with her and wants to make her his bride. She has exchanged blood with him twice under the effects of mind control, and after a third will herself turn into a vampire.

The other characters in the show do all they can to stop her talking, as her voice is grating, and she is a terrible actress.

She also seems to have combat ability beyond what her character would suggest.

## Off-Air

Ireena has a childlike quality to her and often doesn't seem to know exactly what is going on. Despite the heroes' suspicion of her, she seems to be friendly towards them.

Her brother stays close to her when the show is off-air. This may be because she has a habit of revealing secrets that she shouldn't, such as telling the Heroes that she used to be the stunt double of a woman called "Tatyana".
Ismark Kolyanovich

Ismark as presented by Wizards of the Coast

Ismark Kolyanovich is an NPC in Half Damage and "The Curse of Strahd" module by Wizards of the Coast.

In Half Damage he plays a character in the popular show "The Curse of Strahd" whose personality changes depending on whether he is on or off-air.

## On-Air

Ismark is the brother of Ireena Kolyana, and son of Kolyan and Saryam Indirovich. He tasked the heroes with the burial of his dead father, Kolyan so that his sister would leave for Vallaki where she may be safe from Strahd.

He has a great sense of duty and wants Strahd gone, though he doesn't believe he, nor anyone else in Barovia has the ability to do this.

He gets twitchy any time it is mentioned that they are characters in a show.

## Off-Air

Ismark rarely talks when off-air. Not much is known about his off-air personality.

Once in Vallaki, Ismark slipped and spoke out of character in anger at being kept in the unhappy village of Barovia his entire life. This slip made him physically punish himself and left him shaken. He was saved by Poncho.
Father Donovan

Donovan as presented by Wizards of the Coast

Father Donovan is a character in Half Damage and "The Curse of Strahd" module by Wizards of the Coast.

In Half Damage he is a priest of Corellon in the popular show "The Curse of Strahd" whose personality changes depending on whether he is on or off-air.

## On-Air

Father Donovan is the father of Doru, and seems to have gone mad with grief over his son's fate.

He oversaw the funeral rites of Kolyan once the Heroes helped bring the body to his church.

## Off-Air

He was only seen off-air briefly, without giving much away about his personality.
Camilla Keemun

character art by Ismay Hutton

Camilla Keemun is a player character in Half Damage, as played by Ali Goldaper.

## Backstory

Camilla began using tea as a way to heal maladies of the mind, heart and body from a young age, paired with her devotion to the god Boldrei, she gained her cleric abilities.

Growing up in Willowweep, she and her oldest friend Sauree began pretending to run a small tea shop as children, which later blossomed into the real tea shop the two run, named Half & Half Café.

Later, once the town suffered a devastating werewolf attack she, along with Poncho and Sauree, banded together to stave off any future attacks to keep Willowweep safe.

## Relationships

* Fang - Worked under Camilla's management at the Half & Half Café
* Poncho - Rented the room above the Half & Half Café
* Sauree Whudyusey - Lifelong friend and co-owner of the Half & Half Café

## Notable Items

* 7 teacups (one lost to Doru)
* Teapot
* Prayer book
* Handwritten slips of paper containing her favorite prayers
Sauree Whudyusey

character art by Ismay Hutton

## Character Info

### Full Name

Sauree Erinaceous Goombah Whoopsee Daisee Kolyana/ovich Billyshakes Burgermaster Whudyusey

## Background

### Family

Garnische (mother), Perennia (parent), Vinnyilla (grandmother)

### Birthplace

Willowweep

Sauree Erinaceous Goombah Whoopsee Daisee Kolyana/ovich Billyshakes Burgermaster Whudyusey is a player character in Half Damage, as played by Emily Kuklinski.

## Backstory

Sauree is a bard and a baker from the town of Willowweep, where she and her oldest friend Camilla began pretending to run a small tea shop as children, which later blossomed into the real tea shop the two run, named Half & Half Café.

Later, once the town suffered a devastating werewolf attack she, along with Poncho and Camilla, banded together to stave off any future attacks to keep Willowweep safe.

She is allergic to a number of things, including blueberries.

## Relationships

* Camilla Keemun - Lifelong friend and co-owner of the Half & Half Café
* Fang - Worked under Sauree's management at the Half & Half Café
* Poncho - Rented the room above the Half & Half Café

## Notable Items

* Scone of Scorn
* 24 scones (three given to Doru, one plain scone eaten as a dare, two eaten in a stressful situation)
* Picnic basket
* Trombone
* Riefi's Capron
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Half Damage Wiki

## Welcome to the Half Damage Wiki

This is a wiki generated to keep up to date files on Half Damage, the actual-play Dungeons & Dragons podcast produced by Crit Chat based on the "Curse of Strahd" pre-made adventure made by Wizards of the Coast. The podcast can be found on any podcast app, soundcloud, or iTunes.

Half Damage is the story of four half-sized heroes as they battle to escape from the land of Barovia, where the evil Strahd lies in wait to see them dead... But not everything is as it seems! Who's really in control here?

**Warning:** This wiki may contain spoilers for the show.
Delan

Delan is Poncho's partner from before he was taken to the land of Barovia and seen in a flashback as the memory of one day was taken from Poncho by Strahd.

They were the creator of Poncho's signature poncho, and refer to Poncho by one of his other names, 'Finch'.

Delan was trapped in their studio during the time of a great fire in Berranward, where they and Poncho once lived. Poncho was there as the building collapsed. However he now no longer remembers this event.
Max

## Backstory

Was born to a wealthy family but was treated as crap like getting shot,impaled,blown up,bones broken,and was shot by a rocket so he dissappear and done stuff like being a getaway driver to a guitarist for a underground band and other crap until he got to battlerealm where he decided we’ll to have fun

## Trivia

* He And D1G1T have been shown to not get along
* Often Mistakes D1G1T for a boy
* Likes Heavy Metal
* In Scott Pilgrim vs Brian Griffin it’s reveal he has some ex girlfriends
Poncho

character art by Ismay Hutton

Poncho is a player character in Half Damage, as played by Alfred Clark.

## Backstory

Poncho has gathered many names over the years, some of which are unpronounceable "even to himself" and few of which are known. So far the only ones revealed are "Poncho", "Slugger", "Pongo", "Finch" and "Slime-Tunnel".

In his youth, Poncho had to study hard in order to get his wizarding abilities at the Torlay Institute of Magic, and spent many years to get where he is now.

For a time he lived in Berranward, where he met and fell in love with Delan, whom he lost in a fire that destroyed the town.

Poncho moved to Willowweep, where he took up residence above the Half & Half Café owned by Camilla and Sauree where he came to be known as a bit of a crazy old man.

Later, once the town suffered a devastating werewolf attack he, along with Camilla and Sauree, banded together to stave off any future attacks to keep Willowweep safe.

## Relationships

* Camilla Keemun (fellow Hero)
* Fang (fellow Hero)
* Sauree Whudyusey (fellow Hero)
* Delan (past partner)

## Notable Items

* Signature poncho
* Doggy Boi Dagger
Saryam Indirovich

...what if Gordon Ramsay saw this?

## Background

### Family

Ismark Kolyanovich (son), Ireena Kolyana (daughter), Kolyan Indirovich (husband)

### Home

Town of Barovia

Saryam Indirovich is an NPC in Half Damage and "The Curse of Strahd" module by Wizards of the Coast.

In Half Damage he plays a character in the popular show "The Curse of Strahd" whose personality changes depending on whether he is on or off-air.

He is a character created so that Ismay could make a dumb joke about McDonalds, Burgermasters and do a Gordon Ramsay impression.

## On-Air

Saryam is the father of Ismark and Ireena, and husband of the deceased Kolyan Indirovich. He is the Burgermaster of the Town of Barovia, though through a slip-up by Ismark, it was implied that his title was once "Burgomaster" but has since changed.

He is an angry man who is irritated by his daughter, and believes his son to be a failure.
Strahd von Zarovich

Strahd is Hugh Jackman... Just go with it...

Strahd von Zarovich is the main antagonist of Half Damage and "The Curse of Strahd" module by Wizards of the Coast.

In Half Damage he is the main character of the popular show "The Curse of Strahd" whose personality changes depending on whether he is on or off-air.

He also looks like Hugh Jackman. Specifically from Van Helsing. Don't question it too much. It is what it is.

## On-Air

Strahd plays the main villain of the show. He is the tyrannical leader of Barovia who rules using fear and force. The people of the land do his bidding lest they be punished.

He is confident in his abilities and relishes the challenge that the heroes pose, inviting them to gain strength and skill so that it would be an interesting fight.

Strahd is infatuated with Ireena Kolyana, and means to make her his bride. However he has a tendency to flirt with anyone who catches his eye.

He has been seen to have the ability to transform into animals, appear in stone figures, use mind control, and hear and see the heroes' actions at certain times. Whether these abilities are his, or constructs of the show, is currently unknown.

## Off-Air

Strahd is far more congenial and seems to be genuinely excited to speak to the heroes; happy that he has new company and that the show is going in an interesting direction.

He is remorseful that the show is pitting them against one another and does not seem to wish to kill the heroes, nor have the heroes kill him. However he seems resigned that one of these options is going to be the eventuality and is even accepting of the possibility of his death - he has lived too long.
Charg

Charg was introduced in the Holiday Special episode of Half Damage for the Wintersong festival, and adventure which took place back before the Heroes were taken to Barovia.

He is a member of the small goblin troupe "Bojingles and His Good, Good Bois" who unknowingly disrupted the Wintersong Festival by stealing the Singing Star.

After being told the meaning of Wintersong, he returned the star and returned to Willowweep to take part in the festival.

Charg is an explosions "expert" and has only lost four fingers to it. He helped Poncho create fireworks for the festival.

## Relationships

* Bojingles
* Gimme Miftee
* Ogbog the Smarterest
Ogbog the Smarterest

Ogbog the Smarterest was introduced in the Holiday Special episode of Half Damage for the Wintersong festival, and adventure which took place back before the Heroes were taken to Barovia.

He is a member of the small goblin troupe "Bojingles and His Good, Good Bois" who unknowingly disrupted the Wintersong Festival by stealing the Singing Star.

After being told the meaning of Wintersong, he returned the star and returned to Willowweep to take part in the festival.

## Relationships

* Bojingles
* Charg
* Gimme Miftee
Willowweep

Willowweep is the town in which Camilla, Fang and Sauree grew up in, and the town in which Poncho came to live. It is home to the Half & Half Café where the four heroes came together.

The town fell victim to a devastating werewolf attack which left half the town missing or dead.

The town is names for the giant Willow tree in its center, and every year has the Wintersong Festival.

## Notable Characters

* Catherine Earthskip (Fang's mother)
* Delia Silverwing (Willowweep's mayor)
* Elbi Oakridge (Half & Half's waitress)
* Garnische Whudyusey (Sauree's mother)
* Perennia Whudyusey (Sauree's parent)
* Seymour Quickwit (Fang's father)
* Vinnyilla Whudyusey (Sauree's grandmother)
Fang

character art by Ismay Hutton

Fang is a player character in Half Damage, as played by Ian.

## Backstory

Born in Willowweep, Eleanor took the nickname of "Fang" and refuses to be called anything else.

Trained by her mother to be a hunter, Fang inherited the warrior blood that came from the Earthskip bloodline.

Fang took a job at the Half & Half Café under the management of Camilla and Sauree before being taken to Barvoia in the werewolf attack that ravaged the town.

## Relationships

* Camilla Keemun - Worked for at the Half & Half Café
* Poncho - Knew from his living above Half & Half Café
* Sauree Whudyusey - Worked for at the Half & Half Café
* Elbi Oakridge - Friend at Willowweep
* Seymour Quickwit - Father
* Catherine Earthskip - Mother

## Notable Items

* Wolf pelt (now destroyed)
* Barovia baseball cap
NPCs

A list of notable Non-Player Characters in Half Damage, as played by Ismay Hutton and certain guest voices.

## List of NPCs

Alphabetical by first name

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* Bojingles

> **C**
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* Charg

> **D**
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* Delan
* Donovan
* Doru

> **E**
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* Elbi Oakridge
* (Madam) Eva

> **G**
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* Gimme Miftee

> **I**
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* Ilie
* Ireena Kolyana
* Ismark Kolyanovich

> **K**
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* Kolyan Indirovich

> **O**
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* Ogbog the Smarterest

> **R**
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* Rictavia
* Riefi Vallakovich

> **S**
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* San
* Saryam Indirovich
* Strahd von Zarovich

> **T**
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* Trin

> **V**
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* Victor Vallakovich
Madam Eva

Madam Eva as presented by Wizards of the Coast

Madam Eva is a character in Half Damage and "The Curse of Strahd" module by Wizards of the Coast.

In Half Damage she is a fortune teller living among the Vistani in the popular show "The Curse of Strahd" whose personality changes depending on whether she is on or off-air.

## On-Air

Madam Eva is a gruff-voiced fortune teller that wanted to aid the Heroes by telling them important information about things that may help them in their quest to destroy Strahd. She gave them a prophesy by having each pull out a card from her Tarot desk.

The Heroes tried to convince her to join their adventure, but she proclaimed that she was too old.

She had a short conversation with Ireena, which some people have said to be "the worst thing I have ever been forced to hear with my human ears."
Bojingles

Bojingles was introduced in the Holiday Special episode of Half Damage for the Wintersong festival, and adventure which took place back before the Heroes were taken to Barovia.

He is the leader of the small goblin troupe "Bojingles and His Good, Good Bois" who unknowingly disrupted the Wintersong Festival by stealing the Singing Star.

After being told the meaning of Wintersong, he returned the star and returned to Willowweep to take part in the festival.

It is implied that Bojingles unwittingly played a part in choosing the Heroes as the new players in "The Curse of Strahd" by endorsing them to a mysterious woman who also attended the festival.

## Relationships

* Charg
* Gimme Miftee
* Ogbog the Smarterest
Rictavia

Art by Pheberoni on Deviantart

Rictavia is a character in Half Damage and "The Curse of Strahd" module by Wizards of the Coast.

In Half Damage she is a bard living in Vallaki in the popular show "The Curse of Strahd" whose personality changes depending on whether she is on or off-air.

## On-Air

Rictavia is a bard seen in the Blue Water Inn in the town of Vallaki. She sits by the fire and tunes her fiddle that she cannot play. Accompanied by Sauree on the trombone, she told the story of the relationship between Strahd and the werewolves in Barovia, as well as information on where to find them.

There seems to be more to her than she lets on, as when she winks her eyes briefly changed color.
Flavor Town

The Vallaki is a town in Barovia, where the Heroes were instructed to take Ireena to keep her safe from Strahd. It is a joyful town in which there is a new festival every week.

However, Off-Air everyone seems to be miserable; despising their daily need to be upbeat and smiling when the cameras are rolling.

The Burgermaster of this town is Riefi Vallakovich.

## Notable Characters

* Lydia Vallakovich
* Riefi Vallakovich
* Victor Vallakovich
Elbi Oakridge

Elbi Oakridge was Fang's friend and her replacement at the Half & Half Café back in Willowweep after Fang was taken to Barovia.

She doesn't seem to currently have any skills at doing anything... but we assume she tries her best.

Her first day working for the Half & Half Café was at the Wintersong Festival, when the Heroes had to leave to retrieve the Winter Star. She burnt every one of the scones. However, in doing so, she made Sauree's iconic Scone of Scorn.
Gimme Miftee

Gimme Miftee was introduced in the Holiday Special episode of Half Damage for the Wintersong festival, and adventure which took place back before the Heroes were taken to Barovia.

She is a member of the small goblin troupe "Bojingles and His Good, Good Bois" who unknowingly disrupted the Wintersong Festival by stealing the Singing Star.

After being told the meaning of Wintersong, she returned the star and returned to Willowweep to take part in the festival.

She truly and fully believes that she will grow over five feet tall, and she needs a lot of food in order to do so.

## Relationships

* Bojingles
* Charg
* Ogbog the Smarterest
Town of Barovia

The Town of Barovia is the first place the Heroes found when entering Barovia. It's a grim, dark place where no one ever seems to smile.

However, Off-Air the town gains new life and everyone becomes very friendly towards one another, celebrating the time they can be openly happy. It is the first place that the Heroes discovered the true nature of Barovia.

The Burgermaster of this town is Saryam Indirovich.

## Notable Characters

* Donovan
* Doru
* Ireena Kolyana
* Ismark Kolyanovich
* Kolyan Indirovich
* Saryam Indirovich
Jettison Crow

Jettison Crow was a human man and the most powerful wizard in Annwyn's history.

He was remarkably kind, aloof, and skilled in magic.

## Frampton Academy of Magic

Eight hundred years ago, Crow single-handedly vanquished a dragon which had plagued the Trembling Peaks. Once the land was safe, Framptinians settled into the foothills around Lake Frampton. As homage to Jettison, the people built a school so they too might be taught magic to protect themselves from future evils.

While he taught at the school, he did not serve as the headmaster.

## Personal Life

### Relationships

Crow was married to a woman named Zubiya.

They had children, as the tapestry of his genealogy featured many generations after Crow and his wife.

### Travel

Crow was an avid traveler. He was one of the few humans granted passage to the elf continent Satya.

Crow believed there to be a fourth continent on Feothrice, as evidenced by a globe found in his sanctum.

## Notable Relatives

Kidd Devonshire is a descendant of Crow's. Kidd's father, Rufus Devonshire, was a descendant of Crow's who decided not to pursue magic.
Doru

Doru as presented by Wizards of the Coast

Doru is a character in Half Damage and "The Curse of Strahd" module by Wizards of the Coast.

In Half Damage a character in the popular show "The Curse of Strahd" whose personality changes depending on whether he is on or off-air.

## On-Air

Doru is the son of Donovan, who trapped him in the basement of the church after he was turned into vampire spawn by Strahd.

He revealed that he and many other villagers were led to their eventual demise by a mysterious stranger who rallied them together to try to defeat Strahd.

He is very, very scared of Sauree.

## Off-Air

He is a very posh boy, who enjoys a fine glass of blood and classical music after the show is no longer on.
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Battle of Redgrass Field

File:Redgrass.png   It was the Battle where Daemon Blackfyre lost the second great Targaryen civil war and lost his life alongside his eldest twin sons Aegon and Aemon. He was slain by his half brother Lord Brynden " Bloodraven " Rivers and his apparently magical arrows. This battle ended the Blackfyre rebellion and cemented King Daeron II's hold on the Iron Throne. After the battle Aegor rivers fled across the narrow sea with Daemons last living sons including Daemon II who was in the Adventures of Dunk and Egg
The vorsitzender soils himself after being scared by a 4 year old

The vorsitzender was outside one day after he had some opium and to his surprise there were a bunch of Pigletleins wearing costumes, the vorsitzender asked why they were all dressed like pigletlein and they replied "huh" and then a 4 year old scared the vorsitzender when he poked him and the vorsitzender saw his scary costume of Mickey the Generalissimus
Allar Deem

Allar Deem is a nasty Gold cloak that is sent to kill baby Barra. When Janos Slynt is elevated to lord, he recommends Deem to take his post as Lord Commander of the City Watch. Tyrion Lannister sends Deem on the same boat with Slynt to the Wall, but he has a note sent to the captain of the ship that a wave washing Deem overboard on the way wouldn't be amiss.
Bay of Crabs

**The Bay of Crabs** is a large body of water that opens up onto the Narrow Sea.

## Location

The Bay of Crabs is located on the eastern coast of Westeros and is bordered by the Vale of Arryn to the North, with its primary city and port, Gulltown, opening up onto the bay, The Riverlands to the west and south, with saltpans and Maidenpool sitting along its coastline, and Cracklaw Point of The Crownlands on its south east coastline.
Sezon 1

**Sezon 1**, Craig'in Krallığı'nın 1.sezonudur.

Craig’in Krallığı, Craig ve 2 yakın arkadaşı Kelsey ve JP’nin bilinmeyene doğru yaşadıkları macerayı anlatıyor. Bu macerada onları bir sürü macera ve keşfedilmemiş yeni yerler bekliyor.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.badtv.it/2018/09/craig-dal-24-settembre-la-nuova-serie-di-cartoon-network/
I Have Come to Take Your Bananas

I have come to take your bananas, because I need to take them to a factory where I smush them with my feet repeatedly. Why do I do this? Well, it’s a long story. I don’t know wether it was a religious experience or some common practice amongst tribes. I got it from my adoptive family, after my real family abandoned me as a baby. I tried asking my mom why we do this practice, but when she did, she freaked out and ran outside, I have no clue as to why.

When I was seven years old, curiously, I went to the glass world where people wear tan colored caps and ride around in tiny cars with no doors. A chuckling Young Homo Sapien threw Arachis hypogaea in the Shell form to my face. It really hurt so I whined. But then, one of the people wearing a Tan cap but me in a jail cell, picked it up and put it in the doorless car, and drove off.

By then, I was in the glass. And a bunch of Young Homo Sapien has crowded around me. It frightened me so I ran for some protection, which only made their attacks stronger. They made a noise, from what I assume is an amusement sound. It was the worst day of my life.

At midnight, my dad had came over to the glass world to rescue me. He told me that the family found a better place to live. We took off to the new place and arrived at a factory with the word “Dole” on the top. It had tons of bananas, but the thing that was most astonishing, was that there was a long strip off fabric that would turn on at the press of a button, and bananas would come in an instant.

So why am I asking you, a Homo Sapien for some bananas? Well you have green bananas. I like the color green, and the “Dole” factory place only has yellow bananas.
A Tale Of Two Neighbors

Once upon there are two neighbors in a neighborhood. One of them is a fucking dick, we'll call him red. The other is a hard working, kind person, we'll call him blue. Red and blue become friends, and even bond over the fact that they both love Neil Cicierega. They hang out here and there, one might even call them best friends.

One day, blue decides to buy a store, and sell Neil Cicierega merchandise from it. It was a wondrous place, due to blue being a hard worker. Blue also loved his job there, and the customers loved the shop. One day, however, blue asks red if he would like to volunteer there on his free time. Red, while he has never taken interest in the shop before, decides to join, being the Neil Cicierega fan he is. Red is rude to the customers, criticizes them on their purchases, and even kicks them out after he purposely gets them into shouting matches with him for fun.

The customers start attending the store less and less, and some even ask blue to fire red and point out all of the bad things he does. Blue however, is often busy trying to improve the store, thinking that it's quality is why they stop coming. He does hear some complaints, and says that he doesn't believe them, but really he just doesn't want to lose red as a friend. One day, though, blue does finally ask red to stop asking the customers, and red just ignores it and convinces blue to take a vacation, saying that he is stressed from all of the hard work.

Blue takes a weekend vacation, but red tells him to go back on vacation. Blue takes 2 weeks off, but red tells him to go back and relax more. Blue takes a month off, but again red makes an excuse and says that blue is still stressed. This goes on for a whole year. At the end of that year, blue finally puts his foot down and says "I've had it! The store has declined and all I want to do is work on it!". Blue starts working at the store again, and proposes some ideas.

The biggest idea that blue wanted to implement was the idea of selling Neil Cicierega vapes. Red, however, did not like the changing of the store and most certainly not like that blue was back and able to see him mistreat the customers. Red gets into an argument with blue, an argument so loud and infamous that people still talk about it today, even the Vogons from the planet Vogsphere. Red rants off a list of the people who he left behind because of the tiniest things, and says that he isn't afraid to cut ties with blue too. He then continues to say the blue should go back on break, that he is too stressed out.

Blue expresses that he is only stressed out because the store is on the decline and he isn't often there to help and keep an eye on it. He manages to talk red down, but at a price. The store starts selling Neil Cicierega vapes, but both red and blue are now wary of each other, their friendship starting to take a turn for the worst. The store gets a jump in popularity, but it will no doubt fall again due to the real reason people stop attending, due to red.
Rj Is Fucked Up

Now, I know what you're all thinking: oh, this is about somebody named RJ with a mental disorder. NOPE, it's about someone named RJ who got so drunk at birth that he stayed perpetually drunk. You may be wondering how such a thing is possible, especially how such a thing is possible without resulting in death. Here's how it works: RJ got so drunk or "fucked up" at birth that he had enough alcohol in his system to make him at least somewhat drunk for over 100 years. That is also why people think he is a "light weight", because in reality he's already partly drunk all the time so a little bit of beer makes him fully drunk.

Now, the second thing you might've been wondering (stated earlier), how is this possible without RJ having died at birth? It isn't, he died inside the moment he got so "fucked up" that he was perpetually drunk. That is why he has his-- commonly recognized by staff and player alike--"fucked up ego". Let me get more in depth: RJ, being dead inside, needs to abuse his power whenever given any to fill his blood stream with the life giving nutritious tears of crying children. If he does not get these tears in time, he will certainly die. These nutritious tears go straight to RJ's life source: his "fucked up" ego.

RJ commonly claims to be depressed, which is actually true as his being "fucked up" makes him dead inside. His ego is what fills that hollow emptiness, and in turn must be given much nutrition that only children's salty tears can provide to fill that gaping hole in his chest. If his ego runs out of nutritious, salty tears it will shrivel, forcing his chest to collapse in on itself giving RJ a slow and painful death that is in no way a happy ending to his life, even if it was on the happiest day.

I AM required to say that RJ was not and is not an alcoholic, and it was no one's fault except lady luck's as to why RJ became perpetually fucked up. You see, RJ was born on an icy, winter day, and moments before he was born a truck transporting the world's strongest vodka ended up slipping on the ice and crashing right into the hospital RJ was born in. The vodka, unfortunately, all ended up in RJ's mouth, every last drop. For years world renowned alcohol tasters hunted RJ, trying to get one drop of his blood to taste the vodka, the world class strongest and best vodka that RJ had swallowed. They had all succeeded. Today RJ mostly lies in a hospital bed with a laptop on his lap, unable to walk as he is missing two legs, most of his torso, and an arm.
THE BFG 9000 (EXTREME EDITION)

LETS GET THIS STARTED CUS THIS FUCKING EXTREME ANYWAYS THE BFG 9000 IS AN ABBREVIATION OF BIG FUCKING GAY 9000 AND THE BIG FUCKING GAY IS AN EVOLUTION OF THE BIG FUCKING GAY OF WHICH HAPPENS WHEN A PERSON WITH THE BIG GAY HAS THEIR BODY FILLED WITH COCKYNESS SOME PEOPLE LIKE RJ SURPASS THE BFG 9000 LEVEL AND GET THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION OF WHICH BY THIS POINT THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS LEVEL IS SOO BIG I FORM A FUCKING SINGULARITY AND THEN THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP THIS LEVEL OF COCKYNESS OF THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION IS A PERFECTLY EXECUTED D.A.B TO THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS AND AFTER THAT THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS WILL QUICKLY LOWER UNTIL THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS LEVELS ARE SO LOW ITS JUST A BIG GAY INSTEAD OF A BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION AND THEN THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS WILL ONCE AGAIN HAPPEN AND THEN ANOTHER PERFECTLY EXECUTED D.A.B TO THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS WILL STOP THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS TO GROWN EVEN HIGHER BUT IF THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS GETS TOO BIG THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS WILL BECOME BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITIONV2'S COCKYNESS MASTER IF A PERFECTLY EXECUTED D.A.B INST EXECUTE THEN THE BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITION'S COCKYNESS WILL CREATE A FUCKING BFG 9000 EXTREME EDITIONV2'S COCKYNESS MASTER AND THEN..............autism.
Andi Coventry

Robin Amaryll — Best Friend

> "A *gift from God? You're giving them too much credit. They're why we're here in the first place and like hell they're gonna take us out. We have to fight for what we want."*
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Andrea "Andi" Minerva Coventry is one of the main PC Cast members. She is a human witch, who specializes in necrotic magic.

Andi first appeared in the CNE session by rolling extremely well on ripping a set of stick-family car stickers off a random suburban. In this session is where we learn that she likes to reanimate rats, gaining a small rat army consisting of 17 of those good boys.

Originally starting out to be a beacon of general chaotic tomfoolery, Andi has mellowed into a kind soul, looking out for her best friend Robin Amaryll and loving her fiance Charlize Lee.

## Biography

mention: crib fires, dead old best friend, addiction, planchette(s)

## Relationships

### Robin Amaryll

Robin Amaryll and Andi originally started off not well, but quickly bonded after the Torture Session. This is because after that, Andi had a mini-seance in which she talked to her grandmother, who told her to protect Robin against all odds. After this, the two became inseparable.

### Charlize Lee

The two first met at one of Luna's mansion parties after Devin Bryant's funeral. They bonded over knowing magic and magic-adjacent technology after a demon appeared and attacked the party. Char invited her into Strast, which included a training session, where Andi proceeded to seduce the pants off of her.

Not long after, they became a couple, and about a month after that, engaged due to a joke Charlize said that Andi took seriously, in true lesbian fashion.

### Winnie Coventry

Her mother and "co-owner" of Coventry Magicks, a magic store in Chinatown.

### Angel Carter

They had a fight in the middle of the OCAD courtyard, where Andi lost and blacked out. They have had an antagonistic relationship ever since.

## Trivia

* Rats are her favorite animal, and in fact she owns 17 from the CNE run. They all have little rat outfits.
* She shot and killed a priest at Devin's funeral due to miscommunication.
* Her favorite color is dark red.
* She has the ability to hear voices in her head, but due to a block on her mind given to her by her mom, she cannot hear them.
* She isn't a necrophile, despite what some people may think.
Battle of Gulltown (Aegon's Invasion)

The **Battle of Gulltown** was a naval engagement fought during the War of Conquest. The battle was fought between the naval forces of House Targaryen, commanded by Visenya Targaryen, and the fleet of House Arryn, near the city of Gulltown.

## Background

Aegon the Conqueror had landed his army at the mouth of the Blackwater Rush and split it into three forces. His plan was to simultaneously engage the forces of King Argilac Durrandon to the south, King Harren Hoare to the north-west and King Ronal Arryn to the north-east. He led one army against King Harren personally, sending his sister Rhaenys and half-brother Orys Baratheon south against Argilac. He dispatched his other sister Visenya with the bulk of the Targaryen naval forces against House Arryn. Their orders were to capture the port of Gulltown and use it as a staging post for a later move against the Eyrie.

## The battle

The Targaryen fleet was taken by surprise when the Arryn fleet sallied forth and attacked aggressively rather than waiting for them. The Arryns were able to inflict substantial damage on the Targaryen forces, sinking many of their ships and forcing the remainder to flee. Although the Arryns were strategically victorious, Visenya took vengeance upon them using her dragon Vhagar. Flying high above their ships, she destroyed many of them with her dragon's fire.

## Outcome

Although the Targaryen fleet had been defeated, the Arryns lost most of their naval forces in Visenya's counter-attack. The result was a naval stalemate, forcing the matter to be settled at a land battle instead. Accordingly, the Arryns and their vassals prepared a significant defence at the Bloody Gate.

However, Visenya chose a different course. By flying over the Mountains of the Moon she was able to reach the Eyrie by air. She found King Ronal Arryn - a young boy - playing in the courtyard and was able to talk to him directly. When the Queen Regent, Shara Arryn, emerged from the castle, she found that her son had already agreed to surrender the Vale of Arryn to Aegon in return for a ride on Vhagar's back. Ronal was named Lord of the Vale and Warden of the East in return for his peaceful compliance.
Asparagus Syndrome

Asparagus Syndrome is a condition of which people, with asparagus syndrome, will contract any form of autism they come into contact with. This syndrome is very rare.

Trivia:

* Often confused as being a form of autism but it isn't.
* A person named Smonkchey has this syndrome
* People with this syndrome , if they have absorbed a form of autism, can perform a move known as a D.A.B.
The Big Gay

The Big Gay are People who are Gay, just that it is bigger and worse. Big Gay's are also knows as A S S H O L E S or for fun. Sometimes People surpass it like Rj and have a Bigger Gay unlike Rj with his Biggest Gay. If you like Fortnite and play it and say its better than everyother game you have the Big Gay, if you are a Furry you have the Big Gay, if you have the Big Gay you have the Big Gay and so on.
Alchemist

Alchemist is a Profession in MultiCraft: Legends.

**Alchemist's Kit:**

Every profession starts a player off with their chosen profession's kit. Each kit has starter items specific to a profession and a total of 5 bars of gold, for a total of 45 GPs, that can be used to trade with NPCs and other players. An Alchemist is a player with the ability to create potions and enchant items for themselves and other players. Items found in the Alchemist kit are specific to the profession.

Included in the Alechemist's kit are the following items:

1. glass bottle
2. blaze rod
3. netherwart
4. brown mushroom
5. gold bars

**Quests:**

Each profession has a long quest line with complex items needed to beat it. There are 3 parts to the main quest for each profession, and each main part has roughly ten steps per part. The Professions quests begin by speaking with NPC Devin outside the Prancing Pony. Players must select the item that pertains to their chosen profession to begin. Below are the known quests for this profession:

1. Trace Elements: Part 1
	1. head to the guild register and speak with Severian; he requests a clean vial in order to do his work

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Blackfyre

**Blackfyre** is a Valyrian steel sword, one of two in the possession of House Targaryen, the other being Dark Sister. The Targaryens brought the two swords with them to Dragonstone when they travelled there from Valyria a century before the Doom. During the War of Conquest, Aegon the Conqueror wielded the sword in battle. The sword was later wielded by many of the more martial Targaryen kings.

The sword was given by Aegon the Unworthy to his bastard son, Daemon, after he had proven his martial valour. The move was surprising, since it effectively removed the sword from House Targaryen's possession. Daemon founded his own lineage, House Blackfyre, taking the name of the sword. During the Blackfyre Rebellion, Daemon continued to wield the sword in battle, and fought an epic duel with Ser Gwayne Corbray of the Kingsguard at the Battle of the Redgrass Field. In that duel, Daemon wielded Blackfyre against Gwayne's own Valyrian blade, Lady Forlorn.

Ultimately, Daemon was killed in battle by his fellow Great Bastard, Brynden "Bloodraven" Rivers, who fought for House Targaryen during the Rebellion. After Daemon's death, the sword was rescued from the battlefield by another of the Great Bastards, Aegor "Bittersteel" Rivers, and taken into exile in the Free Cities. Once in the Free Cities, Bittersteel and Daemon Blackfyre's surviving sons founded the mercenary force known as the Golden Company. The sword Blackfyre remained in the hands of each successive generation of House Blackfyre until the line was wiped out with the death of Maelys the Monstrous during the War of the Ninepenny Kings. The sword's current whereabouts are unknown, with it believed to either have been lost or yet remain in the possession of the Golden Company.
Battlerealm

## Welcome to the Wiki

Welcome to the Battlerealm wiki! This is where the community migrated to when learning about the end of Google+.

## What's Done Here

Battles are discussed here, as well as possible matchups. A link to the FC/OC Vs Battles Wiki is included here as well, so go check that out.

## Current Categories

Patrick Gowan Fights

Year 1 Battles

Year 2 Battles

Holidays

Hosts

## Recent activity

Photos and videos are a great way to add visuals to your wiki. Add one below!

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The Page Fenzy Redux community

## Welcome to the Page Fenzy Wiki (Redux edition.)

Welcome to the Fenzy wiki 2.0

We make stuff and things here.

The name comes from a misspelling of frenzy by a certain potentially illiterate, potentially mentally challenged, potentially underaged, fanfiction writer we all know and love.

This wiki is very much a joke and not intended to be taken seriously, but what it also is... is a *game.*

The point of this game being to write the weirdest, stupidest, shittiest, pages you can and somehow connect them up to the other weird stupid shitty pages that people have written. The eventual goal is to form a cohesive, if not coherent, connected universe. Every single page should be able to connect to every other page to the point when you can access any page on the wiki by clicking "random page" and following links to the page you're looking for.

Think Wikipedia. Except if it was raw unfiltered cancer with a healthy garnish of memey bullshit.

There's only one really important rule that won't be made up on the spot or ignored at will, and that is this:

1. You may only add to the cancer. You may not detract in any way. Edit, don't delete or destroy.

its a story about a man called jonnhy he came out of his house on day whit the bird cherping and the flowers growing...then he got raped...and died.END
Battlerealm Longest Fights

To put it simple with Three Years worth of fights Battlerealm had some decent length fights and so I made this page to show the top 20 of the, Why 20 I thought it was a good number

## ***#1!***

Shaggy and Scooby vs Spongebob vs Patrick

**Author:** [1]Endlesspossibilities 2006 and [2]Baconshark

**Word Count: 3,105**

*Two of cartoons famous duos duke it out in a battle to the death. Will Shaggy and Scooby solve the mystery for there win or will Spongebob and Patrick absorb the win*
D1G1T

## Backstory

D1G1T is an Observation droid made by an ancient space wizard who had way too much info to catalogue. Long after the wizard died, D1G1T had discovered a place called Battlerealm and met Alexander. Very quickly, the two had become great friends and co-host on Battlerealm.

## Trivia

* D1G1T's specific design is of the R.A.B.B.I.T configuration. This configuration is specifically built for detection of invisible beings.
* It's shown that D1G1T and Max don't get along.
* It's hinted that D1G1T has a crush on Link.
	+ This is further supported by her outrage at the end of Link vs Geralt.

* According to Alex, D1G1T is terrified of Halloween.

## Gallery

The original picture of D1G1T.The current picture of D1G1T.
Bump

**Bump** was the younger brother of Meha and Varamyr.

## History

Bump was a healthy child born to the parents of Varamyr Sixskins. He was nicknamed Bump by his elder sister. Varamyr was resentful of his brother's health and the fact their mother was going to name Bump after his father. Varamyr skinchanged into one of the family dogs, and used them to kill him. Bump was two years old, and three days shy of his third birthday.
Alyn Marbrand

Lord **Alyn Marbrand** was the Lord of Ashemark and the head of House Marbrand during the rule of King Aegon V Targaryen. He was the father to Jeyne Marbrand.

## History

Alyn married his daughter to the son of Lord Gerold Lannister, Tytos Lannister. Jeyne and Tytos had five children, who were Alyn's grandchildren.
Superman vs Angry Video Game Nerd

## Pre–Analysis

Me: So wait Max you going to your father mansion to kill him

Max: Yes And Axel is coming with me for two reasons 1 Axel fought against a army and 2 if he fail than I will be happy

Axel: Thank you?

Max: And I gonna shove you into the house first

Me: Okay I can do it myself

Axel: Actually I can have a roommate of my friends apartment to come here

Me: Thanks

Max: We on our way

\*Max And Axel goes out the door\*

\*Joshua goes in the door after Max And Axel go out the door\*

Joshua: Hi Patrick

Me: Okay so..

Joshua: What is the battle today

Me: It’s Superman vs Angry Video Game Nerd slash AVGN

Joshua: Superboy Prime you mean

Me: No Superman would be a itty bitty fairer

Joshua: Fair enough soo um the Angry Video Game Nerd, the defender of games?

Me: Superman, hero of the earth

Joshua: To note we be using post crisis Superman and why don’t we use crisis Superman

Me: Your mother and now it’s time we should dig into the two and find out who would win when we figure out the stats and see who would be the victor and the victim in the Battlerealm

## Superman

Joshua: Ah Superman Probably the first superhero in history

Me: And you should know the backstory his planet krypton was about to blow and they put young Clark in a pod and send him to earth

Joshua: And was adopted by the Kent’s

Me: Then years later he became Superman

Joshua: Onto feats

Feats

Defeated Doomsday

Fought against Darkside

Hold his own against Amazo

Me: He Fought against Darkside

Joshua: And defeated Doomsday

Me: And held his own against Amazo

Joshua: Who copy a few members of the justice

Strength

Capable of shattering planets

Lifted a 200 Quintillion tons with one hand

Tossed a moon sized spaceship

Me: He able to tossed a moon sized spaceship

Joshua: And is capable of shattering planets

Me: Well no duh he was able to lifted 200 quintillion tons!

Speed

Can fly at FTL easily

Reacted to Barry Allen

Dodge Darkseid omega beam

Joshua: He can fly at FTL speeds
Adrack Humble

**Adrack Humble** is an Ironborn raider from House Humble.

## Books

### A Dance with Dragons

During the Siege of Moat Cailin, Ramsay Bolton sends Theon Greyjoy to give peace terms to the garrison of Moat Cailin left by Victarion Greyjoy. Adrack wants to surrender, and kills Dagon Codd with a throwing axe when he objects to the terms. When Adrack marches to the Bolton camp, he tells Theon that he intends to name a son after him once he returns to the Iron Islands. That night, Theon hears the Ironborn screaming. The next day, he notices that one of the sixty-three flayed bodies only has one arm.
Band of Nine

The **Band of Nine** was a group of merchants, mercenaries, and pirates from the Free Cities who got together, planning to divide Essos amongst themselves. They were the cause of the War of the Ninepenny Kings. Some of the areas they took were the Disputed Lands and Tyrosh.

One of them, Maelys Blackfyre, was killed by Ser Barristan Selmy. His death was the beginning of the deterioration of the Band of Nine.