SCP-6969

## Jar's Jar

**Item #:** SCP-6969

**Clearance Level 2:** Restricted

**Containment Class:** Euclid

**Disruption Class:** Vlam

**Risk Class:** Danger

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-6969 is to be kept in a 25x25x25 meter containment cell. The cell is to be kept in a larger, 50x25x50 meter containment cell that had a hallway running from the observation area to the inner cell. The walls of both cells are to be 2.5 meters thick and made of tungsten steel. Inside of the inner cell, images of Tavros Nitram, Eridan Ampora, and Gamzee Makara from the webcomic “Homestuck” are to be positioned on the walla. If a containment breach occurs, all personnel are to be evacuated and a single D-Class personnel is to be put in SCP-6969’s cell with the door open. When SCP-6969 is fixated on the images again, the door will be closed.

**Description:** SCP-6969-1 is a mason jar of the brand [DATA EXPUNGED]. It is 0.3 meters tall. After 19:00 EST, SCP-6969 grows 2 armlike appendages from either side of the label and 2 leglike appendages from the bottom of the jar. Inside the jar, an approximately 10 cm tall humanoid appears, labeled SCP-6969-2. The humanoid is an exact copy of Xavior ██████ from ████, ███. If any human comes within 25 meters in any direction of SCP-6969, SCP-6969 will become aggressive. SCP-6969 can scratch through any material with little to no resistance using its armlike appendages, and when it can see the victim SCP-6969-1 will open itself with its appendages and SCP-6969-2 will climb out and attempt to bite into any exposed skin or thin cloth. It will inject a venom similar to but stronger than the *Oxyuranus microlepidotus*’ venom. However, antivenom is ineffective, and the victim will die within 3 days of the initial bite.

*- Interview 6969-A*

*Note: To conduct this interview safely, Dr. Caddel had to cosplay as Gamzee Makara. Thank you Jr. Researcher Ellis for help with costume design. - Director Solace*

*Note: NEVER. AGAIN. - Dr. Caddel*

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**[BEGIN LOG]**

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**Dr. Caddel:** Can you state your full name for the record?

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**SCP-6969:** Jar JarJar Jar

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**Dr. Caddel:** Okay, then. Are you a human?

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**SCP-6969:** I am not!!!!!! My jar might be??? He doesn't talk to me much ;((((

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**Dr. Caddel:** *<muttering>* How did it– make that emoticon by speaking?? *<sighs, speaking clearly now>* It’s your jar?

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**SCP-6969:** Yes!!!!! I live in him platonically!!!!! He is sentient, though. He breaths.

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**Dr. Caddel:** Wait. Can you live in someone.. romantically??

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**SCP-6969:** Yes!!!!! You never have?

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**Dr. Caddel:** No. I have not. Do you know how your jar grows arms and legs?

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**SCP-6969:** [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

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**Dr Caddel:** Can you repeat that?

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**SCP-6969:** [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

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**Dr. Caddel:** *<sighs>* Whatever. Hey, what–

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*<SCP-6969 begins to approach Dr Caddel. Dr. Caddel attempts to back away but is not quick enough. Dr. Caddel braces himself, but instead of attacking, SCP-6969 hugs Dr. Caddel.>*

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**SCP-6969:** I love you, Gamzee!!!!!!!!

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**Dr. Caddel:** [EXPLETIVE]. Let me go.

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*<Right before the footage cuts, Dr. Caddel is seen trying to pry SCP-6969 off of them.>*

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**[END LOG]**

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