Bite of the Were-Pig

"What else is knew?"

This is the sixth episode of the fifth season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, Samirra is turned into a Were-Pig. What else is knew?

## **Plot**

The episode begins with John sitting on the couch. He hears the door open and looks over to see Mookie Conster coming in while singing "Dashing Through the Snow". He just came from seeing Santa and decides that he should take Samirra to see him again. Only one problem, Samirra doesn't believe in Santa. But now's his chance to prove him wrong, he decides.

He walks into the living room claiming that now Samirra will get a taste of Christmas! (Even though it's not Christmas). John, who's sitting on the couch reading a book, asks him what he's doing. Mookie Conster asks where Samirra is and John, thinking for a moment, says that he thinks he's upstairs. John the asks why he wants to know. But before Mookie Conster answers, he ducks off the screen, going upstairs to talk to Samirra.

Samirra is, at that moment, upstairs on his bed, reading his favorite book, "Hooper Humperdink? Not Him". Mookie Conster comes up to his bed and asks if he'd like to go see Santa with him. Samirra says that he'd love to but he's not feeling the best today. Mookie Conster tells him to prepare to miss out as he walks off the screen.

Mookie Conster is walking down his stairs when John, still on the couch, asks him where he thinks he's going. Mookie Conster claims that he's off to see Santa again and John complains that he just went to see Santa earlier that very day. John asks him why he has to go see him again. Mookie Consters says that it's to tell him that there is still someone out there who does not believe in him. John informs him that he already knows, but Mookie Conster goes to see Santa anyway.

Two hours later, Samirra goes down the stairs, ready to research what happened to him. He has a look on Wikipedia and discovers that he was bitten by a Were-Pig: A legendary creature that when you're bitten by one, it turns you into a Were-Pig. Samirra doesn't want to believe it. That night, goes into his room and goes to bed. Later that night, he opens his eyes to see giant talking bear at the end of his bed. He sits up straight and screams, asking who the heck he is. He says that his is Whizzy the Talking Bear. Whizzy tells him that he is destined to become a Were-Pig. Whizzy pulls out a gun and tells him it's time to go to bed, before shooting him.

The next morning, Samirra wakes up with his head hurting and gets out of bed, believing everything he saw to have just been a nightmare. He walks over to his window and says that he thankful to have Herbert Danny Jurr, and that he can talk to him about anything. Then the most unexpected thing happened: Herbert Danny Jurr talked! Startled, Samirra jumps back and screams. Then a sock monkey on a nearby shelf starts laughing at him. Still taken aback by the fact that Herbert Danny Jurr just talked to him, it takes Samirra a moment to hear the laughter. But when he looks, there's nothing there. He decides he must have just been hearing things. Later, Samirra is in the bathroom over the sink. He's starting to get hot so he leans over to splash some water on his face. When he looks back up, however, he sees a man with a pig's head standing behind him in the mirror. Startled, he spins around only to find that no one is there. A bit shaken, Samirra leaves the bathroom.

Later, Mookie Conster is walking up the stairs. As he walks into Samirra's room, he hears grunting noises. He stops to see Samirra bent over, clearly in pain. Mookie Conster asks if he's okay and at the sound of his voice, the figure stands up straight. It then turns around, to reveal that Samirra now has the head of a pig (What else is new?). He is now a Were-Pig. Mookie Conster just starts screaming before running off the screen. A few moments later, the Were-Pig begins walking forward, pursuing Mookie Conster, as the screen fades to black.

The End..?