ConnorEatsPants

Unless stated otherwise, everything on this wiki is strictly fictional and should not be taken as representative of the real life content creators or their opinions.

## ConnorEatsPants

* New skin
* Original skin
* Business attire
* Infinity Gauntlet

## SMPLive information

### Aliases

Conar (disliked), "my associate" (by Schlatt)

### Other(s)

 Schlatt (business partner) Connor (DSMP) (same character)

### Builds

* ConarEatPant's Modern Haus
* ConnorEatsPants Family Friendly Ice Emporium

**ConnorEatsPants** is a member of SMPLive and a variety streamer. He owns 50% of Schlatt & Co. along with Jschlatt. He is known for the "Eat Pant Conar" meme that references him.

## Appearance

### Jahrio

His original skin is rapper XXXTentacion dressed as Wario - known as "Jahrio" - a dark-skinned human with brown eyes and split-dyed hair (one half blond and one half black). He wears a short-sleeved yellow shirt with bright purple overalls over top, white gloves with purple accents, and green shoes.

After becoming the co-owner of Schlatt & Co. he changes to more professional attire, sporting a black suit with a white shirt underneath and a purple necktie. He keeps the white gloves, though now lacking the purple accents, and swaps out his green shoes for more formal black ones. There is also a variation of his business skin that features him wearing the Infinity Gauntlet like his modern skin.

This is the skin he uses for most of SMPLive, however he changed to a new skin that more closely resembles his IRL counterpart, for the sake of making fanartists' lives easier, as he was uncomfortable with people drawing him as his Jahrio skin when he's not a person of color IRL.

### New skin

Connor's current appearance, as of the SMPLive Reunion, is that of a human with light skin, gray-blue eyes and brown hair. He wears a yellow hat reminiscent of Wario's, a black suit with a blue tie, and black shoes. He wears a white glove on one hand, and the Infinity Gauntlet on the other.

## Personality

Much like Schlatt, Connor is primarily profit-oriented and his main goal on the server is to make as much money as possible, even if it involves not-so-legal methods to do so.

Connor is generally calmer and more friendly when compared to his business partner, tending to speak in a dry tone with to-the-point wording. He may come off as somewhat of a pushover at a first glance as he is often being messed with and pushed around by other server members, especially Schlatt. This is mostly a facade, as just like his associate, Connor has a knack for manipulation. He often lies, even to the extent of gaslighting, and he is not above tactics such as blackmail, threatening people with violence, and even physical attacks, though the latter usually doesn't end well for him. Connor is also not above directly stealing from others on the server.

He will sometimes make impulsive decisions - attacking others for his own amusement, as well as bullying other server members in a childish manner.

Connor tends to go along with whatever Schlatt says, but not without argument. He tends to come off as awkward and anxious to some extent, especially when being threatened - seeming to value his self-preservation over his pride.

## History

### Month 1

Connor originally had a shop at Spawn City called the Donate to Connor Shop where people could buy things from him in order to "donate". The shop would be disbanded on April 5, 2019.

He would then go on to create the ConnorEatsPants Family Friendly Ice Emporium, a shop also located at spawn, where he sells ice and packed ice to other players. He has a brief business rivalry with cscoop, who also sells ice at his Cooper's Slime shop, with Connor placing signs out front that declare his shop to have the cheapest ice in town. He later changed these signs to say the only ice in town when Cooper stopped selling ice.

Connor is also the reason why the infamous Cuck Shed was initially created. Jschlatt's pet Drowned mob, Butcher Pete, picked up one of Connor's swords when it was accidentally tossed at him. Jschlatt then called Connor a "sword cuck" and forced him to stand in a "cuck shed". Today the cuck shed is used for tricking new members into dying by the magma block on the bottom of the cuck shed, particularly by Schlatt and Connor.

### Month 2

    On April 9, Connor would become one of the first victims of Jschlatt's Schlattcoin scam, becoming upset when he discovers that he had been played. After discovering Schlatt's "scam chest", he takes the profit Schlatt had made from his exit scam and sets lava down on himself with them, burning them and dying in the process. He then takes the matter to court in a case known as People of SMPLive vs. Schlattcoin, where Ted Nivison serves as the judge. It is ruled that Schlatt is guilty, but Schlatt is allowed to contest this ruling through a show of strength. He instantly turns on Connor and kills him, ending the case. The two seem to get over the Schlattcoin squabble quickly, forming a business partnership with Connor becoming the co-owner of Schlatt & Co.

On April 12, Schlatt & Co. build a coffee shop to use as a front for selling illegal substances. Altrive also helps, though Schlatt and Connor spend most of the time working on the coffee shop bickering over its appearance. They also have a brief scuffle with ItsAsaii over the production of counterfeit Schlattcoin. Connor proposes the idea of creating signed books for each Schlattcoin as certificates of authenticity, in order to counteract the fake Schlattcoin that Asaii is making and selling. Connor later gets a hit on Aztrosist, chasing them down in the Nether Hub and killing them. Upon killing Aztro, he finds that they had 32 counterfeit Schlattcoins on hand, given away by Asaii.

On April 16, Wilbur Soot approaches Connor asking him for help messing with Schlatt, which Connor begrudgingly agrees to - not to do anything himself, but just to show him to Schlatt's home in Schlatttown. Later on, Schlatt decides it's a good opportunity to try to get another sucker to buy into Schlattcoin, and starts trying to make a deal with Wilbur, who doesn't have any money to his name to purchase Schlattcoin as he's currently squatting in BeefStew's melon base. Schlatt and Connor visit him at the melon base, and Wilbur offers golden apples as an alternative payment for Schlattcoin - a commodity that is considered illegal contraband on the server. Schlatt and Connor see this as something they can easily exploit and begin to blackmail Wilbur, saying that if he doesn't purchase Schlattcoin they'll turn him in for his crimes. Connor takes this a step further and encourages Wilbur to steal diamonds out of the confiscation chest in the SMPLive Police Department, which Wilbur does.

Connor returns home from their successful scam of Wilbur to find that a dirt statue of Herobrine has been constructed outside their home, which promptly terrifies him and Schlatt. Unbeknownst to Connor, this would not be the last of Schlatt & Co.'s encounters with Herobrine.

Schlatt & Co. almost have a run-in with the law for their part in this crime when Schlatt and Connor harass Carson to use the diamonds collected by the IRS from taxes to purchase Schlattcoin, with Schlatt threatening to leave the server for good if he doesn't. Carson is confused by this, saying he doesn't have many confiscated diamonds on hand because no one on the server had paid their taxes. Jawsh points out that the police department has some confiscated diamonds, and Connor immediately blurts out "not those diamonds".

At some point between April 16 and 19, he commissions Luemas from Luemas and Trav's Construction Firm to build an office building for Schlatt & Co. at Spawn known as the Connor Complex. It sits right across from the Strip Club.

On April 19, Connor is an onlooker of Schlatt and Twomad's staring contest in the Nether Hub, initially confused as to why Schlatt is just standing and staring at him. Cooper tells Schlatt and Connor that he's going to create an illegal drug trafficking ring at his base, extending an offer to them to join him in this endeavor. Connor then proceeds to kill Jawsh, as he has a hit on him, and celebrates that he actually managed to kill someone for once.

Cooper leads them to his base to explain his proposal, and tests one of his traps on Schlatt due to the intended target being offline, which pisses both him and Connor off, feeling humiliated and disrespected. They leave quickly, clearly put off from any potential deals. On their way back, Mason laments to them that he has illegal contraband and needs a lawyer as Joko was suing him. They take one look at the court order and Connor bluntly tells him to just run.

On April 29, Connor and Schlatt are chosen as the server cops for the week. Connor makes "uniforms" for him and Schlatt out of dyed leather armor. They immediately abuse this position of power to terrorize random members of the server, with their first victim being 24 Frames of Nick. Armed with "guns" (bows) and "enforcement sticks", they try to kill Nick for trespassing in Schlatttown. Connor suggests that they steal his things, which Nick immediately protests. Nick continues to provoke their wrath by calling Schlattcoin a scam. Connor pretends to tell Schlatt off for suggesting they kill Nick again, while simultaneously drawing his bow and preparing to shoot. Connor tells Nick that he needs to listen to everything they say, telling him he has to work for them for the week. Nick continues to spend his time aggravating his new bosses and getting smacked around with their enforcement sticks and killed in various ways.

## Items

  @ConnorEatsPants
  Follow ConnorEatsPants II
  Ice Fucker 3000
  Subscribe to ConnorEatsPants II

## Relationships

  **Wilbur** Neutral/positive | Wilbur sees Connor as his friend, and Connor is generally friendly in return, although based on his behavior towards him including blackmail and encouragement of crime, it's likely that Connor sees Wilbur as someone who can be easily manipulated into doing things for Schlatt & Co.'s benefit.

## Quotes

* "I did win the trial, sure, but I learned something about the justice system, you know what that is? It's that it's easily exploitable."
* "I didn't have a hit on you. I just thought it'd be funny if you jumped off the cliff." *- To Altrive*
* "Now we, as good businessmen, we would never take those. That would be wrong. But you, in your position of obvious illegal activities... What is stealing 20 more diamonds from the police to you at this point?" *- Trying to manipulate Wilbur*
* "Listen to us, alright? You're gonna take your things, and you're gonna be our 'little friend', alright?" *- To Nick*

## Trivia

* Connor's character on SMPLive is the same person as the character he would later play on Dream SMP, as stated in Tales from the SMP: The Haunted Mansion.

## References

2. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 21, 2019). "Blackmailing SMP Live Gamers into Buying Cryptocurrency - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 3:28 (Video).
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 ConnorEatsPants (April 21, 2019). "Blackmailing SMP Live Gamers into Buying Cryptocurrency - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" (Video).
4. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (May 5, 2019). "The Police of SMP Live Stage a Public Execution - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 3:42 (Video).
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 ConnorEatsPants (May 5, 2019). "The Police of SMP Live Stage a Public Execution - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 1:22 (Video).
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 ConnorEatsPants (April 17, 2019). "The SMP Live Boys Make a Coffee Shop - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 10:08 (Video).
7. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 17, 2019). "The SMP Live Boys Make a Coffee Shop - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 9:08 (Video).
8. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 13, 2019). "The People of SMP Live vs. Schlatt Coin - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" (Video).
9. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 17, 2019). "The SMP Live Boys Make a Coffee Shop - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" (Video).
10. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 17, 2019). "The SMP Live Boys Make a Coffee Shop - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 3:32 (Video).
11. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 17, 2019). "The SMP Live Boys Make a Coffee Shop - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 4:39 (Video).
12. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 17, 2019). "The SMP Live Boys Make a Coffee Shop - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 7:34 (Video).
13. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 21, 2019). "Blackmailing SMP Live Gamers into Buying Cryptocurrency - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 7:49 (Video).
14. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 21, 2019). "Blackmailing SMP Live Gamers into Buying Cryptocurrency - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 8:12 (Video).
15. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 27, 2019). "Getting HIGH on SMP Live - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 1:35 (Video).
16. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 27, 2019). "Getting HIGH on SMP Live - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 2:13 (Video).
17. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 27, 2019). "Getting HIGH on SMP Live - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 2:39 (Video).
18. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 27, 2019). "Getting HIGH on SMP Live - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 4:02 (Video).
19. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (May 5, 2019). "The Police of SMP Live Stage a Public Execution - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" (Video).
20. ↑ 20.0 20.1 ConnorEatsPants (May 5, 2019). "The Police of SMP Live Stage a Public Execution - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 3:15 (Video).
21. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 17, 2019). "The SMP Live Boys Make a Coffee Shop - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 0:33 (Video).
22. ↑ ConnorEatsPants (April 21, 2019). "Blackmailing SMP Live Gamers into Buying Cryptocurrency - ConnorEatsPants Stream Highlights" at 3:55 (Video).
23. ↑ mossible [karljacobs] (March 4, 2021). "smplive confirmed" (Clip).