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Tough Talkin' Garth Room Guard

This room guard was made by Trendmasters from 2000-2002; it features Garth himself uttering several warnings when the motion sensor goes off.

## Warnings

1. YO! YOU! YEAH, YOU! What ya starin' at?
2. Which part of GO AWAY don't YOU understand?
3. Back off or you will be pulverized!
4. You are in major trouble.
5. GO POUND SALT!
6. GET LOST!
Deluxe Pull My Finger President Wayne

Due to the super-popular success of the original two Pull My Finger President Wayne dolls, Novelty Inc. made Deluxe Pull My Finger President Wayne dolls with mullet-flipping action from Summer 2004-Winter 2009. Each one does a really loud "cut" while flipping his mullet up in the air, then cracks 1 of 10 jokes when his finger is pulled.

## The Animated Stuffed Dolls

### Sitting Deluxe President Wayne

The sitting one has no sofa, but instead, he flips up his mullet when "cutting" as opposed to vibrating.

1. (FLARP!) Just trying to make you feel at home!
2. (FLARP!) I airbrushed my boxers!
3. (FLARP!) Keep on going and I'll find you soon!
4. (FLARP!) There goes another seagull!
5. (FLARP!) A herd of elephants came through here!
6. (FLARP!) You just ruined everything!
7. (FLARP!) Somebody got busted!
8. (FLARP!) Yo! Quit bragging back there!
9. (FLARP!) Send in the gas company, I'm leaky!
10. (FLARP!) That was deadly!

### Standing Deluxe President Wayne

Just like his sitting counterpart, Wayne Campbell, President of Poppers, will flip up his mullet while cutting and then do a joke.

1. (FLARP!) That was a load off of my mind!
2. (FLARP!) Just like a fine cabaret!
3. (FLARP!) Ooh, fruity!
4. (FLARP!) I sliced the Brie!
5. (FLARP!) Somebody stepped on a water buffalo!
6. (FLARP!) I steamed my jeans!
7. (FLARP!) That's why I don't eat foods from south of the border.
8. (FLARP!) Something's on fire!
9. (FLARP!) It's time for my daily tuba practice!
10. (FLARP!) Who let the frogs out? I heard croaking!
It Must Be Fun!

Swapping places and pretending to be the other person (Wayne pretends to be Garth, Garth pretends to be Wayne, Cassandra pretends to be Stacy, Stacy pretends to be Cassandra, Noah pretends to be Mimi (complete with drag), Mimi pretends to be Noah (complete with drag), Russell pretends to be Benjamin and Benjamin pretends to be Russell.
Club Acclaim

Launched in late 1999 and defunct since Valentine's Day 2003, they helped make the "Cassandra's Kidnapping" CD ROM for PCs.

## Their Logo

* This variant is exclusive to Cassandra's Kidnapping on CD ROM.
* A blue zigzag squiggle with a pink, purple, magenta and fuschia "CLUB" on it and "Acclaim" in black.
* We hear Rob Paulsen (with his "Garth" voice) utter the company name, followed by "Fun and games for today's kids."
Kamhi World Pens

Made from Spring 2005-Spring 2009, these pens quoted characters as well as sang their famous songs.

## Talking Pens

When clicked, each character utters famous phrases from the show.

### Talking Wayne Campbell Pen

1. "Are you worthy? I know I am."
2. "I am worthy!"
3. "No way!"
4. "Excellent!"
5. "Wow, cool!"
6. "Party on, Garth."
7. "Woohoo!"
8. "Not cool!"

### Talking Garth Algar Pen

1. "Party on, Wayne!"
2. "Let's rock!"
3. "Totally cool!"
4. "Aww, man!"
5. "Wahoo!"
6. "Yeah right!"
7. "Things are just going my way!"
8. "That's cool."

### Talking Cassandra Wong Pen

1. "Ni-hao!"
2. "Love you, Wayne!"
3. "You look good."
4. "Fabulous!"
5. "Wow."
6. "Don't worry, I'll be by your side."
7. "Oh, how awful!"
8. "Catch you later!"

### Talking Stacy Pen

1. "Hey, Garth!"
2. "You're handsome."
3. "Alright!"
4. "That's very nice."
5. "Ta-da!"
6. "I'm with you, right by your side."
7. "Oh, how sad!"
8. "See you later!"

### Talking Mimi Vanderhoff Pen

1. "Yaaay, you won!"
2. "Good for you!"
3. "Great job!"
4. "You are awesome!"
5. "You're a winner!"
6. "Congrats! You win!"
7. "Try again soon; okay?
8. "Better luck next time."

## Singing Pens

When clicked, these pens sing their characters' famous songs.

* Wayne-My Split Jeans
* Garth-Take Me Out To Aurora
* Stacy-Funkytown
* Cassandra-Dancing in the Street
* Mimi-You Can't Hurry Love

## Flatulence Club Pens

When clicked, these pens "cut," then provide a remark.

### President Wayne

1. (CUT!) If you were stuck inside, you'd wanna get out.
2. (CUT!) I'm taking the blame, but you're paying the price.
3. (CUT!) Yowza! That was sensational!
4. (CUT!) Time to answer the phone!
5. (CUT!) Take cover!
6. (CUT!) Somebody's gonna get suspended!
7. (CUT!) That was hilarious!
8. (CUT!) Freshly baked cookies for sale!

### Vice-President Garth

1. (CUT!) That's my keister cologne!
2. (CUT!) That was a mouse on a motorbike.
3. (CUT!) Was that me?
4. (CUT!) Ooh! What died in there?
5. (CUT!) Watch out for serpents!
6. (CUT!) Get your hot, buttery popcorn here!
7. (CUT!) What’s that brand of perfume you’re wearing?
8. (CUT!) Ummm, who did that?
Do You Know How To Smile?

A waltz song in F from The Husky Gang.

## LYRICS

* Do you know how to smile?
* You pick up the ends of your mouth;
* We start each day with a smile.
* Do you know how to smile?
* You pick up the ends of your mouth.
* Don't cry...don't feel bad;
* Just smile a giant smile
* And you'll stop feeling sad.
* Do you know how to smile?
* You pick up the ends of your mouth.
* Do you know how to smile?
* You pick up the ends of your mouth.
* Don't cry...don't weep...don't feel bad.
* Just pick up the ends of your mouth and...smile.
Cassandra Wong

Cassandra Wong is a lead vocalist and bassist of the local rock band, Crucial Taunt. She and her band perform gigs around town, notably at a heavy metal bar frequented by Wayne and his friends called The Gasworks. Cassandra is a Cantonese immigrant who claims to have learned English at college and from the *Police Academy* films.
Move Your Mojo!

A DDR style game at the cartoon Noah and Mimi's arcade and a rhythmic step aerobics redemption game for arcades as well as a DDR-style computer game and app. It's also seen at real-life Noah and Mimi's.

## Object

Make your character move and groove by following the on-screen arrows. A perfect score means you win the bonus!

## Playable Characters

* Wayne
* Garth
* Stacy
* Cassandra
* Russell
* Noah
* Mimi
Shimmy Squirmies

Made by Dan Dee Toys from 2001-2003, each scented stuffed doll vibrates while cutting, then it tells a little joke.

## The Jokes

### Wayne Campbell

He's soda scented.

1. (CUT!) Geese are migrating today.
2. (CUUUT!) Didja hear that bellowing moose?
3. (CU-U-U-UT!) That slipped out.
4. (CU-U-U-U-UT!) How's that for spaceship fuel?
5. (BRA-A-A-ACK!) No stuffing for me, please!
6. (BLA-A-A-AT!) I'm very sorry so please forgive me.

### Garth Algar

He's cola scented.

1. (Fweep!) That's funny!
2. (Fwe-e-e-ep!) That was a mouse playing his trombone.
3. (Bomb!) That's a good one!
4. (Pfff!) What's so funny 'bout that?
5. (Pff-ff-ff!) That made my butt cheeks flutter!
6. (Pf-f-f-f!) My jeans are totally chatty today!
Super Stoopers

They were made by Novelty Inc. from 2001-2002; each one turns around, bends over, cuts, gets back up, turns around again and then does a joke.

## The Jokes

### Wayne Campbell

1. (CUT!) Does somebody need an escape route?
2. (BLART!) Wedgie alert!
3. (CUUUT!) That'll cool you off!
4. (CUUUUT!) No cauliflower, please!
5. (CU-U-U-U-UT!) Boiled eggs for breakfast today; sorry!
6. (BLAARRT!) Whoa! That was shameless!

### Garth Algar

1. (Fweep!) Chili dogs for supper last night; I'm sorry.
2. (Bomb!) What's that smell?
3. (Fweep!) I feel victorious!
4. (Bomb!) Pardon me!
5. (Fweep!) Would you like to evacuate?
6. (Bomb!) My sincere apologies.
I'm Stormy

A Husky Gang song sung by Stormy the Husky Dog in F.

## LYRICS

* I'm Stormy; I'm as proper as can be.
* I'm Stormy; that's the teacher in me.
* I'm Stormy; pay attention...
* And you'll learn a lot today.
* I am very dedicated; always do what's right...
* I'm teaching Charlie many things that help to make him bright!
* Oh, once in a while,
* Oh, once in a while,
* I like to kick my heels up slightly.
* Oh, once in a while...
* Oh, once in a while...
* I want to have a ton of fun!
* I always come to school on time;
* I'm never, ever late.
* My lessons run like clockwork and
* I never make them late!
* I'm practically perfect,
* But once in a while,
* Just once in a while,
* I like to go so very wild!
* I'm Stormy; I'm as proper as can be.
* I'm Stormy; that's the teacher in me.
* I'm Stormy; pay attention...
* 'Cause I am teacher number one...
* But once in a while, just once in a while,
* I love to have a ton of FUN!
The Wayne Campbell Show

Wayne's radio show featuring "The Wayne Campbell Singers" and "The Wayne Campbell Orchestra" as well as "The Wayne Campbell Show Band."

## Segments

* Ask Wayne-Wayne gets mail from his three little cousins and gives each one an unforgettable reply read aloud.
* Sing Along With Wayne-Wayne encourages us to sing along to the song of the day, which is America's national anthem, "The Star-Spangled Banner," but in the style of 1950's be-bop jazz.
* Dancercise Of The Day-Wayne teaches us how to do today's daily dancercise, called "The Spanner" from Ryan's town of Bay Roberts, Newfoundland, Canada; spinning first, shuffling your feet second and screw the hardware nuts tightly to end The Spanner.
* My Favourite Words-Wayne and his cousins share their favourite words; Wayne's is "rockstar," Brian's is "descendant," Breanna's is "giggle" and Brianne's is "disguise."
* Wayne's Wildhood Minute-Wayne discusses his happiest "wildhood" memory of visiting Tinley Park Public Library for some quality stretch 'n' wiggle time!
* Wonders of the Future-Wayne and his cousins wonder about the future; Wayne's hope for the future is to be a "pebble star" (a rockstar for kids,) Brian's future hope is to work for Cable 10 Jr., Breanna's hope is to be a musical comedian and Brianne's hope is to host her own kids' fitness TV program called "Health Fun with Brianne."
* My Favourite Song-Wayne and his cousins discuss favourite songs and sing them aloud; Wayne's favourite is "Come Together," but cleaned-up for his cousins, Brian's favourite is "All You Need is Love," Breanna's favourite is "Turtle Tim" and Brianne's favourite is "Miss Polly."
Pants Dancers

When sound activated, each character swings their hips while "bombing," then tells a short joke. They were made by Novelty Inc. from April 2002-April 2007.

## Pants Dancers Wayne

Whenever someone claps, Wayne shakes his hips while "bombing," then cracks a little gag. He says the following:

1. (BOMB!) "Ooh! Somebody smells like berries!"
2. (BOMB!) “What a relief!”
3. (BOMB!) “Better out than in!”
4. (BOMB!) “This cruise ship is ready to go!”
5. (BOMB!) “That was explosive!”
6. (BOMB!) "That was a major honker!"
7. (BOMB!) "That was a wicked gasser!"
8. (BOMB!) "That's why I don't eat hot dogs at ballgames."
9. (BOMB!) "I steam-pressed my jeans!"
10. (BOMB!) "The almighty have spoken."

## Pants Dancers Garth

Whenever someone claps, Garth shakes his hips while "bombing," then cracks a little gag. He says the following:

1. (BOMB!) “Silent but dangerous.”
2. (BOMB!) “Somebody left eggs on the stove!”
3. (BOMB!) "Want some popcorn?"
4. (BOMB!) "That's fresh outta my oven!"
5. (BOMB!) "What a nice breath of fresh air...NOT!"
6. (BOMB!) "Gag me out the door!"
7. (BOMB!) "Who let the cows out? I heard some lowing!"
8. (BOMB!) "SBV! Silent but violent."
9. (BOMB!) "SAV! Silent and violent."
10. (BOMB!) "Who let the wolves out? I heard some howling!"
Wayne's Top Ten Wishes

A mini movie about Wayne's top ten wishes.

## The Top Ten Wishes

* 10. To get my license and drive the Mirthmobile
* 9. To never suffer from my "urine trouble"
* 8. To lead the national anthem at my local sporting events
* 7. To lead the Cubs' 7th inning stretch
* 6. To be a teenager forever and ever and ever
* 5. TBC
* 4. TBC
* 3. TBC
* 2. TBC
* 1. TBC
Noah and Mimi's

In the WWAS, it is Illinois' best statewide arcade chain! In real life, it's a chain of arcades run by live actors (playing the Vanderhoffs) that are in Toonseltown Centres (including Planet Fantasies.) It's a tradition for them to take photos of bonus prize winners. Like the show, there are 2 of each game, for example, 2 Paw Patrol Wheels, 2 Sonic Spinners, 2 Sonic and Tails Spinners, 2 Speedy Pizzas and 2 Speed Demons.

## Real-Life Games and Bonuses

* Paw Patrol Wheel-200 ticket bonus
* Pineapple Arcade-3000 ticket bonus if you cash in all the trading cards
* Monster Drop-2000 ticket bonus
* Whack N Win-800 ticket bonus
* Bop 2 Win-500 ticket bonus
* Jellylab-3000 ticket bonus if you cash in every trading card
* WWE-3000 ticket bonus if you cash in all the trading cards
* Simpsons Skate
* Disco Duck
* Kooky Carnival-200 ticket bonus
* Ticket Troopers-90 ticket bonus
* Ducky Splash-win 120 tickets if you reach the high score!
* Sea Wolf-90 ticket bonus
* Fishbowl Frenzy-Win 1000 tickets if you land on the lower center bowl!
* Speedy Pizza-1000 ticket bonus!
* Speed Demon-1000 ticket bonus!
* Cyclone-400 ticket bonus
* Down the Clown-500 ticket bonus
* Gold Fishing-300 ticket bonus
* Deal or No Deal Deluxe-4000 ticket bonus with the wheel

## Fictional Games and Bonuses

They are only in the cartoon.

* Whack 2 Win-a mole whacker game that awards 999 tickets for 999 points scored.
* Bop Til You Drop-a rhythmic, aerobic dancercise game that awards 1000 tickets for perfection.

## Current Prizes

* Toot Shooter-300 tickets (farting keychain)
* Crazy Hair Pop Lip Gloss-200 tickets
* Whoopee Cushions-100 tickets each
* LOL Surprise Doll Balls-1500 tickets each (since 7/7/2016)
* LOL Surprise Tweens-3000 tickets each (since 7/7/2020)

## Former Prizes

* Stinkies Tooting Backpack Clips of Smellder and Gas Master-500 tickets each (2000)
* DivaStarz Talking Keychains-900 tickets each (2000-2002)
* Gas Family Plush Bundle-3000 tickets (2001-2002)
* Talking Napoleon Dynamite Statue-1400 tickets (2005-2008)
* Plush Napoleon Dynamite Talking Dolls-1200 tickets each (2005-2008)
* Napoleon Dynamite Talking Bottle Opener-900 tickets (2006-2008)
* Sammy and Barry Wonderful Singing Dogs-2000 tickets each (late 2000s-2011)
* Teenie Weenies Keychains of Frank and Itsy-500 tickets each (2008-2009)
* Basic Fun Six Button Talking Keychains-900 tickets each (late 2000s)
* Pocket Pooter-800 tickets (early 2000s)
I'm Sheba

A funny waltz song in F sung by Sheba the Husky herself.

## LYRICS

* I'm Sheba, the cream of the crop.
* I'm Sheba, the best of the lot.
* I'm Sheba, the one with the weird looking eyes.
* One eye's brown as brown as can be.
* The other one's blue; oh, say!
* Can't you see?
* I will chase anyone who is moving or still
* 'Cause I'm Sheba, that's me!
* I'm Sheba; I'm misunderstood.
* I'm Sheba; I'm really so good.
* I'm Sheba; I'm told I'm a little bit wild.
* Trouble comes a-looking for me,
* But I am sweet; I'm sweet as can be!
* I will tease anyone who is moving or still
* 'Cause I'm Sheba...that's me!
* I am nice and kind as can be;
* Why doesn't anyone understand me?
* The only thing naughty I do is that
* I sit on the table or chase the cat...
* Or the birds...
* Or the squirrels...
* Or the lizards...
* Or the other dogs!
* I'm Sheba, the fleetest of all.
* I'm Sheba, the sweetest of all.
* I'm Sheba, the one with the beautiful smile.
* I am innocent as you can see.
* I am gentle and good as can be...
* But I'll chase anyone who is nearby to me
* 'Cause I'm Sheba...that's me!
The Bomb Rocket

Garth's invention; it is a rocketship fueled by "bombs" from your butt aka emissions of flatulence. If you tell it a hometown or delivery address, it will "bomb" and fly to that address as it emits a vanilla-fruitpunch fragrance; the more bombs you're using to fill the tank; the farther the rocket will fly. If it hasn't got enough "gassy fuel," it will light up to let you know that it needs more gassy fuel.
Worm Stew

A delightfully creepy tune in Fm from The Husky Gang's Halloween Special.

## LYRICS

* SHARON: You take a bunch of worms
* And you cook them 'til they're hot
* With a little bit of onion
* And a mushroom or two.
* Add a little bit of garlic,
* A tomato or two
* And you cook until they're hot
* In a great, big pot.
* What have you got?
* SHARON AND CHARLIE: Worm stew, yum yum yum! (2x)
* So delicious!
* So nutritious!
* Worm stew! (4x)
* SHARON: While it's cooking in the great, big pot,
* The gravy bubbles and it goes
* Plop plop plop plop.
* It smells so good; it's so delicious!
* SHARON AND CHARLIE: It smells so good; mmmm!
* Plop plop yum yum mmmm! (2x)
* MMMM!
* SHARON: You eat it all up 'til there's nothing left,
* But a little bit of gravy and a mushroom or two
* And maybe half a worm...that's all!
The Cuttin' Cam

Made by Novelty Inc. from 2001-2002, this "looks like an ordinary camera, but it's not!" When the shutter is pressed, it lights up while making flatulence noises followed by one-liner jokes in the voices of Jess Harnell as Wayne and Rob Paulsen as Garth.

## The Jokes

1. WAYNE: (Whoopey Cushion) Sorry, I cut.
2. GARTH: (Long Dry Hisser) Oh no, I'm leaky!
3. WAYNE: (Quickie Cut) Whew! That was fast!
4. GARTH: (Silent Stink Bomb) It's windy in here!
5. GARTH: (Backdoor Breeze) Was that me?
6. WAYNE: (Loud Popper) That was the most excellent cut!
7. GARTH: (Better Crack a Window) That was a huge one!
8. WAYNE: (Whinney Whopper) What's so funny 'bout that?
9. GARTH: (Drizzy Squirt) I'm sorry.
10. WAYNE: (Butt Bark) Someone's getting grounded!
11. GARTH: (Squeak) I cracked a rat; 'scuse me.
12. WAYNE: (Seismic Bomb) That's way off the Richter scale!
13. WAYNE: (Butt Cluck) My seat squawked; exsqueeze me!
14. GARTH: (SBV) Not too silent, but oh so deadly!
15. WAYNE: (Outta' Tune Tuba) We gotta get it oiled.
16. GARTH: (Bottom Balloon Deflator) Sorry about the gas leak.
17. WAYNE: (Fat Wet One) I sliced a platter of Brie!
18. GARTH: (Fruity Foghorn) Got crackers for my cut cheese?
19. GARTH: (Blowing Smoke) Don't blame your pets!
20. WAYNE: (Curiosity Cut) Please pardon me.
My Name is Sam

The famous song of Sam the Malamute from The Husky Gang.

## Lyrics

* My name is Sam; I'm the leader of the gang. (2x)
* The name is Sam and I'm the leader of the Gang
* And you'd better do just what I say,
* 'Cause I'm the leader of the gang,
* Yes I am and my name is Sam!
* I'm the leader of the gang,
* Yes I am and my name is Sam!
* I'm the strongest...
* And the biggest...
* And the smartest...
* And the oldest...
* And you'd better do just what I say!
Flatulence Club Magnets

Made by Smart Planet from 2001-2003, these motion-activated magnets make “cutting” noises and utter several phrases after each “methane message.”

## The Magnets

President of Poppers Wayne Campbell

1. (Fruppp!) No cheese omelettes for me, please!
2. (Fruppp!) That was well oiled!
3. (Fruppp!) That felt great!
4. (Fruppp!) That was Mozartful!

Vice President of Vibrations Garth Algar

1. (Pfoot!) My butt backfired!
2. (Pfoot!) My butt sneezed!
3. (Pfoot!) I squeezed the cheese!
4. (Pfoot!) Who let those chirpy crickets out?
Better Out Than In! Quotes

This is a list of famous quotes from the WWAS episode, "Better Out Than In!"

## The Famous Quotes

* WAYNE: "If only I were the mayor of Aurora, I'd have a fountain of Fizz Soda as well as a sleigh full of CCCs and Word Bites so I'd be cutting, cutting and cutting."/GARTH: "Ya know, if I were the mayor of Aurora, I'd have CCCs and Word Bites with a fountain full of Fizz Soda so I'd be bombing and bombing and bombing, just like you! (giggles)"
* WAYNE: "('WHOOPEY CUSHION' cut) Better out than in!"
* GARTH: "('HEINEY HISS' cut) Yikes! It's a snake!"/WAYNE: "No snakes here!"/GARTH: "I was just telling a joke!"
* GARTH: "('SBV aka Silent But Violent' cut) SBV! Silent but violent."
* WAYNE: "I call this one 'The Butt Cluck.' ('Butt Cluck' cut) Gotta shut the coop!"/GARTH: "Coop? No coop here!"/Wayne: "I was just telling a joke!"
* WAYNE: "I call this one 'The Butt Bark.' ('Butt Bark' cut) Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!/Garth: "Dogs? There are no dogs here!"/Wayne: "I was just telling a joke!"
* GARTH: "This one's name is 'The Mouse.' ('The Mouse' cut) Who let the mice out? I heard squeaking!"/Wayne: "Mice? No mice here!"/Garth: "I was just telling a joke!"
* WAYNE: "('Gassy Fizzer' cut) WHOA! That is TOO LEGIT!"
* WAYNE: "('Wet Stainer' cut) Oops! I did it again!"
* WAYNE: "('Broken Record' cut) That one popped straight outta my butt!"
* GARTH: "('Violator' cut) Sorry, I bombed!"
* WAYNE: "('Wild Whoopey' cut) Exqueeze me; I cut."
* GARTH: "('Windy One' cut) It's getting breezy in here!"
* WAYNE: "('PAINT PEELER' cut) Time to refurbish this place!"/Garth: "Refurbish?! We don't need refurbishments for this old shed!"/Wayne: "I was just telling a joke!"
* GARTH: "('Wallpaper Bomb' cut) This clubhouse is on fire!"/Wayne: "Fire? No fire here!"/Garth: "I was just telling a joke!"
I'm Sharon

A song in C at the speed of 200 BPM sung by Sharon from The Husky Gang.

## Lyrics

* I'm Sharon! (2x)
* The littlest of them all!
* I'm Sharon! (2x)
* The prettiest of them all!
* I'm a little husky puppy;
* Don't you dare call me a cat
* 'Cause I carry 'round a hankerchief
* And I cry when you call me that!
* DON'T TEASE ME! (2x)
* I'll cry if you call me that!
* Oh yes I will! (2x)
* You will hurt my feelings;
* Do not call me "cat;"
* I am not that!
* I'm Sharon! (2x)
* The littlest of them all!
* I'm Sharon! (2x)
* The prettiest of them all!
* I may look like a cat,
* Walk and talk like a cat,
* But I'm a husky!!
Wayne's Wishes Come True and Other Stories

A collection of Nicktoons on VHS and DVD.

## Description

"Is your family wishing for fun and exciting cartoon amusements? Then get a load of WAYNE'S WISHES COME TRUE AND OTHER STORIES from Nickelodeon's most unique Nicktoon!"

## Episodes

1. Wayne's Wishes Come True
2. Wayne on TV
3. Wayne's Worst Day Ever
4. Wayne's Weird Dream

## Bonus Features

They come after the VHS and they're included as separate extras on the DVD.

1. Wayne's Power Minute: Cutting
2. Wayne's Power Minute: Cheerleading
3. Wayne's Top Ten Wishes
4. Wayne's Top Ten Hopes for the Future

## Opening

* Warning Screen
* One World, One Nickelodeon
* Paramount "Feature Presentation"
* Title Sequence and Theme Song
* Title Card for "Wayne's Wishes Come True"

## Closing

* WWAS Closing Credits
* Film Roman
* Paramount
* Nickelodeon
Cassandra is Kidnapped (CD-ROM)

This was a pre-teens' CD-ROM game by Club Acclaim, encouraging logical thinking and problem-solving skills through puzzles; it's part of "Toonseltown Think-Alongs" by Club Acclaim.

## Minigames

1. Cryptic Much?-Help our heroes decipher the codes with the secret keys! Each symbol stands for a letter.
2. Abbreviation Angst!-Help our heroes lengthen the abbreviations by typing in the right answer to the hint. Example: "Kids' folk song, OMHAF"-Old MacDonald Had A Farm
3. TBC
Why We Love Canada

This book, written by Courtney Carbone, explains from Toonseltown characters' POVs why they love Canada; it's Indigo, Coles and Chapters exclusive.

## Quotes from the WWAS Cast

* "I love Canada because of the songs they sing."-Wayne Campbell
* "I love Canada because of Roots and Lululemon."-Stacy
* "I love Canada because of the holidays!"-Garth Algar
* "I love Canada because it's a fun country."-Cassandra Wong
* "I love Canada because of the comedy."-Terry
* "I love Canada because of the nature."-Alan
* "I love Canada because of the schools."-Neil
* "I love Canada because of the sports."-Phil
* "I love Canada because of the long coastline."-Benjamin Kane
* "I love Canada because of the TV shows."-Honey Happee
* "I love Canada because of the animals."-Noah Vanderhoff
* "I love Canada because of the weather."-Mimi Vanderhoff
Awesome Songs with Bots!

An iPhone and iPod Touch app involving the cast as singing and dancing robots at Toonseltown Aurora, which is a Toonseltown Centre in Aurora, Illinois. It was released in the app store on October 1, 2008 (which was a week before the centre opened.)

## Facts

Originally, the app promoted the Aurora, IL centre but the promotional stuff was gone with the first update.

## Updates

* Winter 2008-We've got wintertime holiday tunes!
* Spring 2009-Yaaay spring! We've got Passover tunes!
* Summer 2009-Yaaay summer! We've got the hottest beach party tunes ever!
* Fall 2009-Boo! Happy Halloween! We've got spooktacular tunes added!
* Winter 2009-More festive songs?! Holy moly!
* Spring 2010-New decade, new tunes! We've got oldies but goodies galore!

TBC until spring 2023!

## Songs

### WACKY SONGS

The songs here are humourous.

* Icky Masterpiece
* Lunchroom Specials
* Worm Stew
* His Cheeseburger by Russell Finley
* The Hairbrush Song by Noah, Garth, Wayne and Benjamin

### JEWISH TUNES

These are Jewish holiday songs.

* Shabbat Shalom
* Ma Nishtana?
* Hatikvah
* The Dreidel Song
* Dayenu

### Spiritual Songs

These are popular hymns.

* I Stand Amazed by Mimi
* TBC
Take Me Out To Aurora

This is a parody of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" in D Major; it's sung by Wayne and Garth in "Machesney Park Madness!" as the gang gets to Hotel Machesney and then again when they get to their hometown.

## Lyrics

* Take me out to Aurora!
* Take me to Illinois!
* I will meet Wayne, Garth and Stacy, too.
* I'm set for good times; how about you?
* So let's root, root, root for the Blackhawks!
* If they're to lose, it's a shame!
* They've scored 1...2...3 goals! They've won!
* What an awesome day!
Morning Thunder Alarm Clocks

These were made in 2002 by Think Tek and Tek Time. Each character "cuts" (farts) and then says something fun.

## Wayne Campbell

This alarm clock has Wayne himself uttering these phrases:

1. (CUT!) The wetter, the better!
2. (CUT!) What were you expecting, ringing bells?
3. (CUT!) After the morning thunder comes the rain.
4. (CUT!) Wakey wakey, morning thunder causes earthquakeys!
5. (CUT!) What a way to get up!

## Garth Algar

This alarm clock has Garth himself uttering these phrases:

1. (BOMB!) Your dream sequence is over.
2. (BOMB!) Time to get outta Dreamland!
3. (BOMB!) Good morning!
4. (BOMB!) Have an awesome day!
5. (BOMB!) Short and snappy!
Voice Cast

## Cast

* Jess Harnell as Wayne
* Rob Paulsen as Garth
* Corey Burton as Noah
* Maurice LaMarche as Russell
* Jodi Benson as Stacy
* Ming-Na Wen as Cassandra (speaking)
* Lea Salonga as Cassandra (singing)
* Kath Soucie as Mimi
* Jeff Bennett (impersonating John Travolta) as Benjamin
* Jim Cummings as Jeff Wong
* Tom Kenny as Terry
* Stephanie Lynn "Sugarbaby" Beard as Emily Weinberger/Blue Girl
* Billy West as Beev
* Carol Burnett as Hillary
* E.G. Daily as Brian
* Tara Strong as Brianna
* Grey DeLisle as Breanne
* Tress MacNeille as Honey Happee
* Sara Ramirez as Joy
Better Out Than In...Again!

The Flatulence Club returns for another meeting; this episode aired on April 2, 2004.

## THE BEGINNING

Wayne raids the fridge for gassy foods and drinks, like 1% milk, homogenized milk, 2% milk, skim milk, whole milk, beans, cauliflower, Brussels' sprouts, Stringy Cheddar Stix, deep-dish double-cheese pizza, bacon, bread, peppers, meat and turnips.

## THE MIDDLE

Flatulence Club meets again! President of Poppers, Wayne Campbell welcomes the Vice President of Vibrations, Gutbusting Garth Algar, to the club, they announce that Flatulence Club is back and then they go over the rules together. Afterwards, Wayne combines a Stringy Cheddar Stick with a tall glass of 1-percent to create one of his funniest farts, dubbed "The Super-Slicer" and then Garth combines beans and sprouts to make one of his funniest farts, called "The Airy Tire." To continue the all-new meeting, Wayne takes a swig of homogenized milk and then adds a turnip to create one of his best cuts, "The Loud Popper" and then Garth takes a swig of whole milk followed by having the world's best cauliflower to make "The Long Dry Hisser." TBC!
Gotta Sing Garth

This is an animatronic sing-along toy for elementary age kids as young as kindergarten, made by Mattel in the early-to-mid-2000's. Garth Algar himself stands on a blue plaid platform with a red button; this toy also comes with a microphone to amplify the consumer's voice. When you hit the red button, he introduces himself, asks if you are ready to sing and then launches into song.

## The Songs He Sings

1. Take Me Out To Aurora
2. Die Rader Am Bus (Wheels on the Bus in German)
3. Las Ruedas Del Autobus (Wheels on the Bus in Spanish)
4. Les Roues du Bus (Wheels on the Bus in French)
5. The Star-Spangled Banner
6. Oh, Canada!
7. Advance Australia Fair
Pink Guy

Pink Guy is the sidekick to Blue Girl and a superhero loved by Toonseltown residents; Pink Guy (real name Thomas Weinberger) has the power to rewind time. He is described as a "keet" (human equivalent of a parakeet.)

## Looks

* Red Spiky Hair
* Blue Eyes
* Red Freckles on Cheeks and Nose
* Pink Spandex Jumpsuit with "PG" and a rewind button
* Black High Top Boots

## Personality

Really hyper and excitable! In fact, he goes into a dancing frenzy when opera music, his favourite style, is in the air!
Background Music/BGM Used

This is the public-domain BGM used in the WWAS.

## FOLK SONGS

* Ants Go Marching (Traditional Kids' Song)
* Haunted Monastery (9th Century French)
* La Cucaracha
* Old MacDonald (Thomas D'Urfey, 1780)
* Row Row Row Your Boat (Traditional Kids' Song)
* This Old Man (Traditional Kids' Song)

## CLASSICAL MUSIC

* Beethoven's 5th Symphony
* Beethoven's 6th Symphony, Pastorale
* Over the Waves (Juventino Rosas)
Breanne Nibblet

The sister to Brian and Brianna; she's one of Wayne's young cousins. She's been 2 in 1999, 3 in 2000, 4 in 2001, 5 in 2002, 6 in 2003 and 7 from 2004-the show's end.

## Looks

* Dark brown braids
* Red eyeglasses (Milhouse Van Houten style)
* Hazel eyes
* Caucasian skin
* Bubblegum-pink cheeks
* Dark purple dress
* White tube socks
* Red leather Mary Janes

## Dislikes

Hair tangles; she also doesn't like it when her braids are pulled like train whistles.
SINGIT!

An electronic Hasbro game from the early 2000s; it features songs from the show as well as the real character voice of Wayne Campbell himself as "the most excellent host."

## Rules of Play

1. Turn on the microphone and press the green PLAY button.
2. Wayne will then give you a fun way to sing, then he'll do a countdown.
3. Sing with the instructions given.
4. If you want another song, press PLAY.
5. If you want to stop singing, press the red STOP button.
6. Turn off the microphone to fully extend the battery life.

## Ways to Sing

1. While bopping your head
2. With your eyes shut
3. With a leg in the air
4. While spinning
5. While running
6. While skipping
7. While prancing
Jeans Sneezers

These are squeezable, talking and "bombing" plush dolls with replaceable AG13 button cell batteries made by Novelty Inc. as part of the Flatulence Club toy line from April 2002-Winter 2006. Each one "cuts" and then tells a little joke afterwards when he's squeezed.

## Online Store Description

"These flatulent fellas really sneeze in their jeans when they're squeezed! Enjoy their gaseous releases and hilarious remarks as well as their sweet smells. EXCELLENT!"

## Jeans Sneezers Wayne

He has a "Cool Cotton Candy" scent and utters the following when he is squeezed:

1. (CUT!) If you pull my finger, I'll do it again.
2. (CUT!) Rich and beefy!
3. (CUT!) That's an award-winning cut!
4. (CUT!) What IS that, anyway?
5. (CUT!) A flock of geese flew right by!
6. (CUT!) No broccoli, please!
7. (CUT!) Something awful happened!
8. (CUT!) Now I remember my lunch!

## Jeans Sneezers Garth

He has a grape-coconut scent and utters the following when he is squeezed:

1. (CUT!) Sh'yeah! Ya heard me for sure!
2. (CUT!) Sorry, I bombed.
3. (CUT!) Who let the swine out? I heard snorting!
4. (CUT!) Who let the cats out? I heard mewing!
5. (CUT!) Shakes at Austin's Diner; sorry.
6. (CUT!) Sorry; bean chili made me do it.
7. (CUT!) Who let the bunnies out? I heard squeaking!
8. (CUT!) Who let the elephants out? I heard trumpeting!
I Can Do Anything!

A Husky Gang song about confidence.

## Lyrics

* I can do anything if I work hard. (2x)
* I can do anything! (2x)
* I can do anything if I work hard.
* I can learn anything if I try hard. (2x)
* I can learn anything! (2x)
* I can learn anything if I try hard.
* There is nothing that will make me frown!
* There's no work that's gonna get me down!
* I'll never, not ever let anyone get me down!
* There is nothing I can't do if I
* Work hard, try hard, do my best!
* There is nothing I can't do if I
* Work hard, try hard, do my best!
* That's enough that I will say;
* I will grow and learn and play.
* There is nothing I can't do if I
* Work hard, try hard, do my very, very, very best!
Tickytacky Cuts

This is a game where you take turns making "cutting" noises and crossing out the ones you've done.

## Playing On Paper

You will need a paper, a partner and 4 markers in different colours (one for the pound sign, one for the cut names, one for you and one for your partner.)

1. On a sheet of paper, draw a pound sign with your first marker.
2. Write the name of a cut in each empty space, i.e. "The Better Crack a Window" with your second marker.
3. Take turns making cutting noises and crossing out the names of the ones you do.
4. Get 3 in a row to WIN!

PRO TIP: One colour of marker is for YOU to cross out YOUR cuts; the other is for your partner and their cuts.

## Playing Online

You could play online from 2001-2008.

1. Choose your partner.
2. To begin, make a flatulent noise from anywhere on the board and click it to take your turn.
3. Your partner will make a noise and cross it out to take their turn.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 until you get 3 in a row to win!
Fantasy Flatulence

This is a trick that needs 2 people: the victim and the trickster. The trickster needs a toy wand as well as any toy or electronic gadget that makes bombing noises, i.e. a whoopee whistle to blow or a whoopee cushion to squeeze.

## How to Do the Truck

The victim acts like they're having a severe stomach-ache from 47 hot dogs. The trickster waves their wand and activates flatulent noises when the victim wrinkles their face and cuts a real honker. The victim also has jokes after each cut, like "That is why I prefer watching baseball at home."
Wayne's Power Minute

A series of interstitials inspired by the CBC's Summer 1987 comedy sketches of the same name. These Adobe Flash-animated mini movies aired on Nickelodeon from 2001-2008 and Nicktoons from 2002-2008 as well as online at Nick.com and YTV.com from 1999-2009.

## The Sketches

1. Bad Spelling-Wayne talks about bad spelling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyPqmy4IAE
2. Parties-Wayne talks about parties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0SnHs7De3c
3. Air-Wayne talks about air.
4. My Favourite Day-Wayne talks about his favourite day, which happens to be his birthday: October 1st.
5. Cutting-Wayne talks about his love of cutting (a.k.a. bombing, tooting, farting and flatulence.)
6. Cheerleading-Wayne talks about his love of cheering for the Blackhawks, Bears, Bulls and Cubs.
7. PlayBall.tv-Wayne talks about his favourite site, Playball.tv.
8. Yeehaw Sandwiches-Waynce chats about his favourite sandwich shop, Yeehaw Sandwiches.
9. My Favourite Arcades-Wayne chats about Noah and Mimi's as well as Joe and Jack's.
10. My Cute Cousins-Wayne chats about Brian, Brianna and Breanne.
11. Fun With My Cousins-Wayne chats about having with his cousins at their favourite pizza fun zones: Pippi's Perfect Pizza, Hank and Skeet's Pizza Fun Zone and Kidland!
Blue Girl

With her real name being Emily, she is Pink Guy's sidekick with the power to transform herself into others.

## Looks

* Blue spandex jumpsuit with the black initials "BG" in a purple butterfly shape
* Indigo high tops
* Blue satin cape with with the black initials "BG" in a purple butterfly shape
* Blue sequin mask
* Dark red hair
* Blue-grey eyes
Wienerschnitzel

A hot dog restaurant that offered storytelling and singing tapes with their meals from 1987-1995, which were the inspiration for Toon Tales, Toonseltown's Top 25 Classic Kids' Songs and The Junction Train soundtrack.

## WWAS Meal Promo

Each hot dog, Freezee ice cream cup, chili dog, and/or Tastee-Freez ice cream cone came with a cool cassette of favourite sung-aloud songs and read-aloud stories by the cast; it happened from 2000-2001.
Wayne's Urine Trouble

In this episode, Wayne suffers from a "sugar-coated-asparagus-scented pee problem."

## The Beginning

Wayne hurls in the toilet as he does his daily duties...all because of sugar coated asparagus scented pee!

## The Middle

Wayne tries talcum powder and wipes to cure his problem.

## The End

Wayne no longer suffers from "sugar-coated asparagus pee!"
CrissCross Cutters

They were made by Tekky in 2003; each one crosses and uncrosses his legs while cutting, then when his legs are finally uncrossed, he tells a little joke.

## Wayne Campbell

1. (BLART!!) There goes a chainsaw!
2. (PFFFT!!!) Sounds like rush hour!
3. (PLBLBT!) Sorry, excuse me!
4. (BLAAAT!!!!) There goes a balloon!
5. (PRRRBBBT!) Smell my bouquet!
6. (BRAAAACKT!) Freshly-baked!

## Garth Algar

1. (Bomb!) Not silent, but still violent!
2. (Pf-f-f-f!) There goes a snake!
3. (Fwe-e-e-e-ep!) Sorry about the pickled onions!
4. (Flarp!) It's better outward than inward!
5. (Blarp!) Enjoy the methane mist!
6. (Bomb!) Supper has been served!
Jukebox Dreams

Inspired by Food Rocks, this is a musical revue featuring an enchanted jukebox time machine, Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar, along with their favourite friends. It was first shown on January 5, 2004 at Planet Fantasies and Toonseltown Centres everywhere.

## Plot

It all begins on a super-stormy day when a jukebox is discovered in Wayne's basement. Garth hits a few buttons...TBC

## Tracklist

1. Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys
2. Every Breath You Take by The Police
3. Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel
4. It's In His Kiss by Cher
5. Tutti Frutti by Little Richard
6. Breaking Up is Hard To Do by Neil Sedaka
7. The Twist by Chubby Checker
8. Respect by Aretha Franklin
Finean

Ryan's pen pal and cousin from Trepassey; he's age 17 as a high school senior, then 18 as a college boy and finally 19 as a coworker at Ryan's Mum's work.

## Voice Actor

Sam Vincent reusing the vocals of Forest Evergreen from We're Lalaloopsy (talking) and Sonic from Sonic Underground (singing)

## Looks

* Brown bowl cut
* Pale skin
* Freckled nose and cheeks
* Chocolate-cake-brown eyes
* Red sweater
* Overalls with snowflakes on the pockets
* Neon Yellow High Tops

## Finean's Favourite Things

* Band: The Bragging Caterpillars (The Arrogant Worms parody)
* Songs: "Oh, Canada" (his national anthem,) "Munchy the Croc" (a "Rippy the Gator" parody that frightens his kindergarten and first grade cousin, Ryan the anglophone Caillou parody from Bay Roberts,) and "Pebbles 'n' Plants" (Rocks and Trees parody)
* Words: "loonie" (a $1 coin in Bay Roberts,) "b'y" ("boy") "sweet" (a candy in Bay Roberts,) "jumper" (a sweater) "toonie" (a $2 coin) "fiver" (a $5 bill in Bay Roberts,) "cuz" ("cousin"), "Eh?" ("Right?"), "Mum" ("Mom"), "Grandmum" ("Grandma,") "Granddad" ("Grandpa,") "Hiya!" ("Hello!") "Ta!" ("Thanks!") "Toodle-oo!" ("Goodbye!") and "Cheers!" ("Bye!")
* Animals: Polar bears, coots (waterbirds that are cousins to loons,) Canadian geese, moose, beavers and Canadian horses; he's even got an animal balloon collection of his favourite creatures!
Canada is Cool!

A cross country vacation all around Canada.

## Canadian Places Visited

* Creston, BC
* Nanaimo, BC
* Victoria, BC
* Maple Ridge, BC
* Victoria, BC
* Sechelt, BC
* Surrey, BC
* Burnaby, BC
* North Vancouver, BC
* Vancouver, BC
* Edmonton, AB
* Red Deer, AB
* Calgary, AB
* Bolton, ON
* Kirkland Lake, ON
* Toronto, ON
* Scarborough, ON
* Kanata, ON
* Ottawa, ON
* Holland Landing, ON
* St. Catherine's, ON
* Thorold, ON
* Stratford, ON
* Port Colborne, ON
* Pickering, ON
* Ajax, ON
* Niagara Falls, Ontario
* Bay Roberts, NL (Ryan's hometown)
* Littlebittyburgh, NL (hometown of Pink Guy and Blue Girl)
Garth's Top Ten Bombs

A bonus feature on the DVD, "Better Out Than In and Other Wacky Tales." This mini movie features Garth Algar (voiced by Rob Paulsen) listing his top ten bombs.

## The List

* Number 10-The Butt Puff: A short, cute bomb that fairies do.
* Number 9-The Silent Killer: This bomb is deadly, but it's also mute.
* Number 8-The Snipper: This one's short and to the point.
* Number 7-The Grundler: This one's a quiet cheek flapper that really rumbles!
* Number 6-The Floating Air Biscuit: Hot air rises, so hit the floor for this bomb!
* Number 5-The Squeak: This sounds just like a rodent!
* Number 4-The Backdoor Breeze: This is my airiest bomb.
* Number 3-The Long Dry Hisser: It sounds just like a cobra about to strike, so watch out for this bomb!
* Number 2-The Better Crack a Window: This one is so hot and squeaky that you'll need to open windows!
* Number 1-The Wreck: This is a nervous, uptight bomb that fits my personality ever-so-perfectly.
The Cutulator

This is a novelty calculator made for Hot Topic by Equity; it was made from 2003-2004. When the number and operation (plus, minus, times and divided by) signs are pushed, it produces brief "cuts," but longer cuts followed by jokes are done when the "equals" button is pressed and the answer is revealed.

## The Brief Cuts

* 1-Poof
* 2-Getaway
* 3-Snipper
* 4-Drizzy Squirt
* 5-Grundle Rumble
* 6-Nervous
* 7-Classic
* 8-Standard
* 9-Wet
* 0-Sleeping Dog
* Plus-Aftershock
* Minus-On the Spot
* Times Sign-Squeak
* Divided By Sign-Fluffy Poot

## The Longer Cuts and Jokes

1. (Blowing Smoke) GARTH: Hey, stop bragging back there!
2. (The Flight of The Buttock Bees) WAYNE: Sauerkraut gets me all the time!
3. (Marathon) WAYNE: I don't remember eating that.
4. (Silent but Violent) GARTH: Deadly and dangerous; I love it!
5. (Seismic Bomb) WAYNE: My butt ate my underwear!
6. (In Between States) WAYNE: My butt is sticking to my underwear!
7. (Fruity Foghorn) Garth: Shoo, flies!
8. (Bottom Balloon Deflator) GARTH: Something's burning, run out the door!
9. (Fat Wet One) WAYNE: That made my butt stick to my jeans!
10. (Long Low Groaner) WAYNE: I’m so shameless!
11. (Long Dry Hisser) Garth: Try not to light a match.
12. (Loud Popper) WAYNE: Stop the party crashing back there!
13. (Broken Record) WAYNE: Can I get a round of applause for that one?
14. (Whinny Whopper) WAYNE: It's not a horse of course!
15. (Silent Stink Bomb) Garth: Spray the perfume, please!
16. (Paint Peeler) Wayne: Time to refurbish!
17. (Wallpaper Bomb) Garth: Redecoration time!
Butt Cheek Beepers

These may look like ordinary pagers, but they're not! When the button is pushed, the screen lights up as it "cuts" and talks. They were made by DSI in 2001.

## Description from DSI

"Send methane messages in a whole new way with Butt Cheek Beepers! Just press the button to hear your favourite Flatulence Club member cut and then utter a fun phrase!"

## Wayne Campbell

This beeper lights up yellow; it has a black button and a red base.

### WAYNE'S PHRASES

1. (CUT!) Cabbage in my salad; sorry!
2. (PFFFT!) Call the fire department, something's burning!
3. (BLARRRT!) Those chili-cheese dogs get me all the time!
4. (BRAAACK!) No beans for me please!
5. (BRAAAT!) That's the icing on my cake!
6. (FRRRT!) Didja hear that duck?

## Garth Algar

This blue plaid beeper has a white button; its screen lights up orange.

### Garth's Phrases

1. (BOMB!) Caviar anyone?
2. (BOMB!) That's a wet one!
3. (BLOOP!) I made a mistake.
4. (PUTT!) Keep going, I'll follow you!
5. (FWERP!) Don't brag back there!
6. (FWEEP!) I'm so-o-o sorry!
Toy Zone

This is a chain of Toonseltown-themed, family-friendly stores; they are unique because they sell ONLY Toonseltown merchandise in the forms of apparel, toys, dolls, games, books, novelties, music CDs, audiobooks, keychains, magnets and animatronic robots. As of June 30, 2023, their headquarters is in Owosso, Michigan. The first stores were established on September 30, 2001.

## Slogan

* "Toys will be toys!" (2001-2002)
* "Toys remain toys!" (2002-2003)
* "Fun for all and all for fun!" (2003-2004)
* "Fun for everyone! Since '01." (2004-2005)
* "We just wanna have FUN!" (2005-2006)
* "Let's have some FUN!" (2006-2007)
* "We're going to have FUN!" (2007-2008)
* "Fun is just about to begin." (2008-2009)
* "Wanna have a little fun?" (2009-2010)
* "Why not have a little fun?" (2010-2011)
* "It's just plain fun." (2011-2012)
* "Are you having fun?" (2012-2013)
* "Toys are Toys! Fun is Fun!" (2013-2014)
* "So much FUN!" (2014-2015)
* "Such Joy, Such Fun!" (2015-2016)
* "Fun for everybody since 2001!" (2017-2023)
* "Every day's bright and sunny!" (2023-onwards)

## Bestsellers of the Year

These are awards given out to the best wares at Toy Zones everywhere. The categories are Best Doll of the Year, Best Animatronic Robot of the Year, Best Magnet of the Year, Best Keychain of the Year, Best Apparel of the Year, Best Novelty of the Year, Best Book of the Year, Best Audiobook of the Year, Best CD of the Year, Best Toy of the Year and Best Game of the Year. They've been held since November 25, 2001.

## The Staff

* Tori-an elderly female
* Uncle Zachary-age 28 with a 3-year-old son named Thaddeus
* Aunt Josephine-age 23
* Uncle Tyler-age 18
* Aunt Gabrielle-age 16
* Cousin Clarita-age 16
Toon Tales: The Ugly Duckling

A Toonseltown twist on Christian Andersen's classic tale; it's a lesson in being true to yourself.

## The Cast

* Beev Algar as The Narrator
* Brian Nibblet as Darryl Duck
* Breanne Nibblet as Didi Duck
* Brianna Nibblet as Darla Duck
* Garth Algar as Cygnet
* Wayne Campbell as Mr. Goose
* Nora Nibblet-Campbell as Mrs. Swan
Jukebox Polish

This nail polish brand bridges the gap between kids' nail polish and grown-ups' nail polish. It's all natural, water based and low on odor. It was introduced in the year 2009 to critical acclaim from NAPPA (National Parenting Product Awards.)

## The Hues

* California Dreaming-pastel blue
* Octopus's Garden-pastel purple
* Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds-silver glitter
* The Lion Sleeps Tonight-midnight blue
* Yellow Submarine-lemon yellow
* Jive Talkin'-purple glitter
* Superfreak-deep red
* Every Rose Has Its Thorn-rose red
* Blue Suede Shoes-ultramarine blue
* Love Hurts-blood red
* Return To Sender-cyan blue
* Knock on Wood-khaki brown
* Burning Love-neon orange
* Kickstart My Heart-neon pink
* Poison-neon green
* Unchained Melody-yellow ochre
* I Heard It Through The Grapevine-grape purple
* Bohemian Rhapsody-gold glitter
* It's In His Kiss-lipstick pink
* Tutti Frutti-raspberry blue
* Crazy Little Thing Called Love-pink glitter
* Dream Weaver-pastel pink
* What a Feeling!-red glitter
* Love Is A Battlefield-neon red
Pull My Finger President Wayne

Made by Greenfield, Indiana's own Novelty Inc. from Summer 2002-Spring 2004 to compete with Tekky Toys, this is a "cutting," vibrating and talking replica of Wayne Campbell as the FC's President of Poppers. There were 2 versions made: a sitting version (on a black suede sofa) and a standing version. Whenever someone grabbed Wayne's finger, he'd vibrate, "cut" and then remark with one of seven comments from the cartoon.

## The Phrases

### The Sitting Wayne

1. (CUT!) Better out than in!
2. (CUT!) Feeling wet yet?
3. (CUT!) Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!
4. (CUT!) Exsqueeze me; I cut.
5. (CUT!) That one popped straight outta my butt!
6. (CUT!) Gotta shut the coop!
7. (CUT!) WHOA! That is TOO LEGIT!
8. (CUT!) Oops! I did it again!

### The Standing Wayne

1. (CUT!) Whew! All better.
2. (CUT!) This is hot stuff!
3. (CUT!) Gotta reduce my greenhouse gases!
4. (CUT!) Somebody smells like popcorn!
5. (CUT!) Somebody got expelled!
6. (CUT!) What a bomb!
7. (CUT!) Ooh, I love it like that!
8. (CUT!) Now that's what I call worthy!