Gruplington

### Character Summary

> "Today while astral projecting I summoned Gruplington to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better. He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it. I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible. Please be safe everyone. Gruplington is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this." -Delano imagining what the unknown entity said after summoning Gruplington.
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## Appearances

### Debut

Pisscord Trial 2

Gruplington is an invader of Pisscord who speaks seemingly by using the words spoken to it previously. It is a being of advanced learning and intelligence. Having bent space and time to it's will in order to alter the course of history and the canonical timeline, it is considered a highly dangerous creature. It was shot twice on October 9th, 2021 (Leif Erikson Day), but it is not clear if either shot affected the being in the slightest. Be warned, if you spot this entity, YOU MUST CALL IN THE ARTILLARY. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT IT ALONE. The only way it can be defeated is to gang up on it with many people of overwhelming power, but even then it may not be enough.

### Trial Summary

> "IT was named Gruplington, awesome name if I do say so myself." -Owen, moments after disaster.
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In the middle of the Pisscord trial, an unknown entity revealed itself, having canonically been named "Gruplington" by Owen, although wild claims of Delano naming the creature have been rumored. The creature copied the phrases "Gimme the Grup", "Coby", "He's Learning", "Gruplington", "Pisscord", "I am", "I like him", "We have to stop him", and copied Delano's melodica. It is likely the being has copied and stored more of the lines heard, but this too is a mystery. The trial saw the entity as a massive threat after it had said "Gruplington stop Pisscord". The strike team swiftly moved in, and Nico shot him with a gun from an unidentified location. The trial then proceeded according to the natural timeline of events afterwards. It still remains a mystery what brought Gruplington to the trial to begin with.

### Wrestling Summary

> "Holy shit this guy just broke the timeline!" -Everyone in Pisscord after Gruplington broke the canon timeline.
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During the 10/9/2021 Wrestling match, Aidan was challenged by a surprise wrestler 86 seconds before the sudden title match. It was none other than Gruplington, the surprise Pisscord invader. The match was fully in Gruplington's favor, who was able to easily adapt to Aidan's strikes, however at the last second Aidan was seemingly able to bring an end to Gruplington's invasion. This, however, was not supposed to happen according to the ancient Pisscord scriptures of Delano making the creature mildly more powerful than Aidan, and thus broke the canon timeline of events. After the canon matches, Delano, Nico, and Aidan joined forces to take Gruplington down. After the match, it is said that a gunshot rang out throughout the WWE wrestling halls, but no one knows what happened. It is said and is likely that Nico shot Gruplington a second time, however there is no evidence other than the missing bullet from Nico's gun to support this theory. Many believe the mysterious invader to be dead, but none can say for certain.