recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
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Hulu is designing a new model that will require you to already be a cable subscriber to view their content. Seattle's first Supervillain threatens Seattle's existing superhero population. Microsoft dropping DVD/Blu-ray support for Windows 8. NY Judge rules that IP addresses are not sufficient evidence to identify copyright infringers. A new smartphone app allows you to register a complaint against the TSA as soon as it happens. A bug in new Samsung TVs causes them to restart in an endless loop. A Mexican ad company deploys a machine that trades dog droppings for free WiFi. The Listserve is a new mailing list where one subscriber per day is randomly selected to send a personal essay to the list each day. Symantec says religious websites are more prone to malware insertion than porn sites. Venus will make a once-in-a-lifetime appearance next month. All this plus an Epic Fail, Recent Study, Dumbass Apple News, and Oh Asia You So Crazy! Plus Ryder says things.

## Links

* Hulu, networks to change model of free streaming
* Rex Velvet, Seattle Supervillain, Aims To Rid City Of Iffy Vigilante Superheroes (Read: Phoenix Jones)
* Windows 8 Dropping DVD Playback Unless You Pay Extra Fee, Use Third Party Software
* Judge Rules IP Addresses Are Insufficient Evidence To Identify Pirates
* Offended by TSA Screenings? New Smartphone App Allows Travelers to Send Complaints
* Samsung TVs can be plunged into endless restarts with easy attack
* Fair Trade: Machine Accepts Dog Turds For Free Wi-Fi
* One subscriber per day is chosen at random to write an essay for a mailing list with 13 thousand subscribers
* Religious websites riskier than porn for online viruses: study
* Venus to Appear in Once-In-A-Lifetime Event

## Epic Fail!

Man Exposes Himself at Association for the Blind

## Recent Studies

Male Water Strider Evolved Specialized Hook to Grab Onto a Female’s Eyes to Mate

## Dumbass Apple News

* Apple Blocks iOS Apps Using Dropbox SDK
* Apple Seeks to Patent MacBook Air Design, OLED Brightness

## Ryder Says Things

sphygmomanometer - an instrument, often attached to an inflatable air-bladder cuff and used with a stethoscope, for measuring blood pressure in an artery.
29

DARPA creates synthetic creatures that can never die. Microsoft finally patches a 17-year-old bug. deleteyouraccount.com helps you properly delete your identity on various websites. All this plus the Fark Headline of the Week, the Question of the Week, and Bonertron.

## Links

* Where does a 245-lb dog sit? Anywhere he wants. Meet Giant George, current Guiness contender for world's largest dog
* Darpa's Latest Project: Synthetic Creatures That Can Never Die
* http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bonertron
* Microsoft Finally To Patch 17-Year-Old Bug
* Delete Your Account Shows You How to Remove or Recover Online Identities
* Bender Converter
* Working steampunk firearms
* Photographer Loves Math, Graphs Her Images

## Fark Headline of the Week

* Pics of a coyote frolicking in Central Park, NYC. Shortly after the photos were taken, the coyote was mugged at gunpoint and tagged by graffiti artists
103

Facebook decides your email address for you. An Olympic dead heat finish stumps high speed cameras. Scientists crack RSA's SecureID 800. Other scientists plan to hack Stephen Hawking's brain. Apple no longer claims to be immune to viruses. Is Google Plus a ghost town or a developing company town. Orbitz gives higher priced hotel rooms preference for Mac Users. A publisher intends to make books using disappearing ink, to force people to read them quicker. Homeless Mo is a new internet star. A new task completion service opens in the New York City area. A new website allows you to argue with politically opposed people on the phone. The Nexus Q has been hacked to run Android games within 24 hours. All t hat, plus Dumbass Apple News, a Recent Study, an Epic Fail!, and an Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

## Links

* Facebook Just Changed Your Email Without Permission; Here's How to Get It Back
* First Ever Dead Heat Photo Finish Stumps Finish-Line Cameras
* Scientists crack RSA SecurID 800 tokens, steal cryptographic keys
* Scientists Plan to Hack Stephen Hawking's Brain
* Apple No Longer Claims It’s Immune to Viruses
* Google Plus: Ghost Town or Company Town in the Making?
* Orbitz Shows Mac Users More Expensive Hotel Rooms
* Disappearing-Ink Books Motiviate Lazy Readers to Finish Fast
* Homeless Mo Vlogs About His Life on the Streets
* Done., Online Service Connects New Yorkers to Complete Tasks
* Political Screaming Match
* Nexus Q hacked to run Android games in under 24 hours

## Recent Studies

* Scientists Invent Particles That Will Let You Live Without Breathing

## Dumbass Apple News

* Bloomberg: Apple Chooses Lamest Partner for iOS 6 Maps

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* 'Eating Farts' a Possible New Treatment for High Blood Pressure

## Epic Fail!

* SWAT Team Chucks Flashbangs at House With Open WiFi Network
62

MAKE announces the winner of their 2010 Zombie Safe House Competition. Ever hear of the Naga Viper pepper? Just reading about it will start you on fire. A researcher at the University of Nottingham has managed to etch the entire periodic table of elements onto a single hair. The Kinect has been hacked to play World of Warcraft. Vladmir Putin has ordered the Russian government to move to GNU/Linux. A man caught UPS tampering with his packages, listen in to find out how. Plus, the Study of the Week, the Fail of the Week, and this weeks "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!"

## Links

* Blown Away: Laboratory Air Cannon Prank
* Tom Sawyer, Zombie Destroyer: Riverboat Designed To Survive Zombie Apocalypse
* World's Hottest Chili Pepper Tops Previous World's Hottest Chili Pepper As World's Hottest
* Periodic Table Etched Onto a Single Hair
* Kinect Hacked to Play World of Warcraft
* Putin Orders Russian Move To GNU/Linux
* How a Man Caught UPS Tampering With His Package

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Sadness: Korean Fake Girlfriend Smartphone App Supposed To Help Fight Loneliness
* Super Teriffic Japanese Thing: Eva Eros 2.0 Ona-Hole

## Fail of the Week

* Does Anyone Know Where Kimberly, Wisconsin's Time Capsule Is?
* Kindergartens ordered to pay copyright for songs
* Christmas ornament causes Pentagon bomb scare
75

### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2011/10/02/episode-75-the-internets-dumping-ground/

### Audio

[1]

OnStar begins spying on customers' GPS location for profit. Okite is an iPhone alarm clock app that sends an embarassing tweet every time you hit the snooze button. The Onion's joke about "screams and gunfire" coming from inside Congress backfires. There is a new danger for urban cyclists: Biker's Lung. Iran blocks TOR, TOR unblocks itself later that day. The movie industry's self-piract proves that IP addresses aren't people. Gordon Ramsey's porn dwarf double has been eaten by a badger. Will alcohol be available in a theater near you soon? Also, Science News and "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!" Plus the re-emergence of the Fark Headline of the Week.

## Links

* OnStar Begins Spying On Customers’ GPS Location For Profit?
* An Alarm Clock App That Sends an Embarrassing Tweet Every Time You Hit Snooze
* Onion joke about "screams and gunfire" inside Congress backfires
* New Cycling Danger Emerges: Biker's Lung
* Iran blocks TOR, TOR unblocks itself later that day
* Movie-industry self-piracy proves that IP addresses aren't people, invalidates copyright enforcement schemes
* LED Lights Make Augmented Vision a Reality
* Man Ambushed By Facebook 'Friend'
* Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger
* Booze: Coming Soon to a Theater Near You
* I Wanna Be The Guy - Complete Run (Part 1 of 5)

## Science News

* Dogfish shark chemical squalamine 'stops human viruses'
* Online gamers crack AIDS enzyme puzzle

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

To Punish Thai Police, a Hello Kitty Armband

## Fark Headline of the Week (We're Bringing it Back)

Woman discovers boyfriend is actually lesbian sex offender. Awkward (w/pics)
40

Scandal rocks South Korea as one of its StarCraft superstars is caught cheating. The guys from Penny Arcade make TIME's 100 people that affect the world. The Blag Hag proposes the end of the world via boobquake. The Brads show us how websites look on the iPad. All this and the Fark Headline of the Week and this week's Off-Air Discussion. Plus, find out what wikipedia article Ryder decides to vandalize this week.

## Links

* StarCraft Cheating Scandal Rocks Korea
* The 2010 TIME 100: Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik
* The 2010 TIME 100: P. Namperumalsamy
* http://stopmebeforeivoteagain.org/images/GeraldFord\_BillClinton.jpg
* In the name of science, I offer my boobs
* The Brads - Test How Your Site Looks on the iPad
* Ewok Karaoke
* Toronto subway etiquette posters

## Fark Headline of the Week

Two people were arrested for making and selling meatballs from the meat of protected monkeys, greasy grimy gophers put on alert

## Additional Notes

Ryder vandalized the Thelma and Louise wikipedia page in this episode.
1

In the introductory episode of "What's the Rumpus?" our hosts start off in the gutter with a porn release, Sir Thomas Brindley loses his connection, and the Hulu channel is removed from Boxee. Tune in to find out how a small child reacts to dental anesthetics, the founders of the Pirate Bay are brought up on criminal charges, and the Dell Adamo is released.

## Links

* Pirates II
	+ IMDB Entry
	+ Wikipedia Page
* Dave After Dentist
	+ Original Video
	+ YouTube Ad Screen Capture from Chuck (Anal Abscess WTF advertising)
* Hulu Removed From Boxee
	+ News article on Boxee/Hulu
	+ Boxee Blog about Boxee/Hulu
	+ Hulu Blog about Boxee/Hulu
	+ Satellite internet example
* Pirate Bay
	+ The Pirate Bay Web Page
	+ Wired Blog about The Pirate Bay Spec Trial
	+ 97.8 Billion dollar suit against Michigan Technological University student (circa 2003)
	+ Napster being sued by Metallica (circa 2000)
	+ XKCD comic about DRM and being a criminal
	+ The iTunes link
* Dell Adamo
	+ The Dell Adamo Web Page
	+ Actual pics of the Dell Adamo
	+ Girls modeling Sony Vaio P in grand central
	+ Guys doing flips and ninja movies half naked holding Sony Vaio P
* Marvell Plug Computer
	+ TG Daily Article about Marvell’s Plug Computer

## Additional Notes

* When Ryder says “napster’s subscriptions went up by like 2 million dollars” he meant 2 million users.
* When Ryder says “Intel BE” processor I really meant AMD BE processor. He has an AMD BE-2400 2.3GHz dual core and it’s power envelope is 45watts.
16

Bend over! Best Buy has a new plan to bilke you of your money. New firefighter boots allow others to track them. Pizza Hut has a deal for the lazy. Bravo Gustavo: the new iPhone app that lets you flail around like an idiot. French Parliament plans to mandate full disclosure regarding the use of Photoshop. Information leaked about a new tablet project from Microsoft, and unlike other Microsoft products, this looks awesome! Consumer-B-Gone allows you to annoy grocery shoppers. Apple gets the okay to block third-party gadgets from syncing with iTunes. OkCupid has analyzed over 500,000 introduction messages to figure out what works and what doesn't. Find out 10 dirty, little secrets about the restaurant industry. All this plus the Question of the Week and the Fark Headline of the Week.

## Links

* Bend Over: Best Buy Will Set Up Your PlayStation 3 For $130 - Best Buy $130 Game Console Setup
* Firefighter Boots Leave Goopy, Glowing Trail of Firefly Carcasses
* Pizza Hut Rewards Laziness by Giving 20% Off to iPhone App Orders
	+ Article via Gizmodo
	+ NONE Pizza with Left Beef
* Bravo Gustavo, an excuse to wave your iPhone around like a conductor's baton
* French Parliament May Mandate Full Photoshop Disclosure
	+ Article via Gizmodo
	+ Dove Evolution
	+ Jessica Simpson 3 hands picture
	+ Microsoft Poland Ad blunder
* Courier: First Details of Microsoft's Secret Tablet
	+ Article via Gizmodo
	+ Follow Up Video
* Consumer-B-Gone
	+ Article via /tmp/lab
	+ TV-B-Gone
* Apple Gets Okay to Block Third-Party Gadgets (Like the Palm Pre) from Syncing with iTunes
	+ Article via Lifehacker
	+ USB Implementers Forum
* Bringing Convenience and Open Source Methods To Higher Education
* FlowingData.com
	+ Online Dating Service Analyzes Intro Messages – How to Get a Response
	+ Total Eclipse of the Heart (Flowchart)
* 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
* Kristen Wig Wins
* UNL is renaming its reading center in honor of Kit and Dick Schmoker

## Question of the Week

What do you think about getting a degree through open source means vs a degree from a real university? What aspects of it do you think are different?

## Fark Headline of the Week

Nuclear power plant struck by lightning. Expect follow up article that either involves super heroes or zombies

## Additional Notes

* The LA Philharmonic is the orchestra in question regarding the "Bravo Gustavo" app.
* Google Listen doesn't have a medium through which to submit our podcast. If you want it to be there, you need to petition the folks at Google Listen to add it or wait until there spider crawls to our site.
* We've launched a webcomic! It's drawn by a friend of ours, come see it at http://19thcenturyporn.com/
32

Ole Miss students choose Admiral Ackbar as their mascot. Denny's invites you to follow a random Taiwanese man. Ubisoft deters hackers from stealing Assassin's Creed 2 by making the game unplayable. A illustrated bible represented with Legos. Some colleges have begun accepting YouTube videos as part of the application process. All this plus the Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.

## Links

* Excited Wil is excited.
* Ole Miss Students Order the Mon Calamari
* Denny's Invites You to Follow a Random Taiwanese Man Named Dennys on Twitter
* The Awful Anti-Pirate System That Will Probably Work
* What Managers and Freelancers Can Learn From the Grateful Dead
* The Brick Testament
* http://www.thereverend.com
* Open Wi-Fi 'outlawed' by Digital Economy Bill
* Wifi password art
* Will the Serial Console Ever Die?
* Dramatic Chipmunk, PhD: Colleges Accepting YouTube Videos As Part of Application
* Facebook Wants to Be Your One True Login
* Facebook patents the feed
* Why are cities across America shortening the lengths of yellow lights? One guess people, one guess

## Fark Headline of the Week

* Bus driver rescues woman from storm sewer. Still not sure how she got Kramden there
* Woman killed by flaming tire at drag race. Goodyear? No, the worst
* Three girls killed by a train as they cross trestle bridge, will never get to see the body of Ray Brower

## Question of the Week

* What should Ole Miss make into their new mascot?
55

Foursquare offers a NASA badge for astronauts who check into "Space." The hacker behind the Xbox 360 jailbreak is being prosecuted for his hack. Sony officially retires the Walkman. A new Firefox extension has been released that allows you to sidejack website sessions to websites like Facebook and Twitter. NYPD officers are sent on a field trip. The Darth Vader costume from Empire Strikes back is on sale. Mount Everest gets a 3G network. All this and more!

## Links

* FBI and NYPD Officers Sent On Museum Field Trip
* One small step for man, one giant check-in for mankind | Foursquare Blog
* XBox 360 Jailbreaker May Need Real Jailbreak
* At a Cafe? I Can Hack Your Facebook, Twitter, Etc... With a Firefox Extension
* Sony Retires Walkman Line
* The Empire Strikes Back Vader Costume For Sale
* Is there a time traveler in this video from 1928?
* New York Judge Rules 6-Year-Old Can Be Sued
* Ozzy Osbourne's Genome Reveals Some Neanderthal Lineage
* Comment Blocker Helps De-Troll the Internet for Chrome Users
* There Can Be Only One: Pumpkin Versus Car
* The 10 Best (and 10 Worst) Songs for Halloween
* Shouldn't You Be In Jail?: "Balloon Boy's" Dad Selling POS 'Bear Scratch' Back Scratchers
* But Why?: Mount Everest Gets A 3G Network
76

Steve Jobs dead at 56. Siri means something completely different in Japan. PassMyWill allows you to send your passwords to your loved ones posthumously. A theater professor's Firefly poster deemed threatening by campus public safety. Make your own speed vest to show motorists how fast you're going. Fakegirlfriend.co is a new service that will pose as your girlfriend. Psystar loses its appeal in Apple lawsuit. Plus, this week's Epic Fail!

## Links

* Steve Jobs Dead At 56
* 14 More Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent
* Another 20 Unfortunate Product Names
* Awkward: Apple's Siri translates as 'buttocks' in Japan
* PassMyWill Sends Out Your Passwords After You Die
* Theater Professor's *Firefly* Poster Declared Threatening
* Make Your Own Speed Vest to Show Motorists How Fast You’re Going and Keep You Safe
* New service offers to pose as fake girlfriend
* German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
* Psystar Loses Appeal In Apple Case
* https://twitter.com/#!/codemonkey2841/status/122133418514464768
* The Visible Man by Chuck Klosterman
80

### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2011/12/12/episode-80-i-used-to-be-a-podcaster-like-you-then-i-took-an-arrow-in-the-knee/

### Audio

[1]

A new beer cooler prevents unwanted photos. The WtR crew takes a stance on Duckface. Is the TSA on its way out the door? The fate of WebOS is finally decided. Internet censorship? We say no thanks! Siri is Apple’s broken promise to the world. The Rick Perry campaign is apparently not very Internet savvy. Someone may or may not take an arrow to the knee.

## Links

* Norte Photoblocker: The Beer Cooler That Prevents Unwanted Photos (But Not Pregnancies)
* http://antiduckface.com/
* TSA Facing Death By a Thousand Cuts
* HP Decides to Open Source WebOS
* I’m Going to Rip My Ears Off Because of These New Annoying Smartphone Ads
* Draft Alternative To SOPA Released
* Afraid SOPA and PROTECT-IP might ruin the Internet? Join the meshnet initiative!
* http://www.reddit.com/r/meshnet
* Star Trek Themed Local Mattress Store Commercial
* Siri Is Apple’s Broken Promise
* RickPerry.com redirects to Ron Paul’s campaign page.
* http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-took-an-arrow-in-the-knee

## Epic Fail!

‘Mythbusters’ cannonball hits Dublin home, minivan
Matthew Ponkey

**Matthew Ponkey** is a graduate of Michigan Technological University with a degree in Chemical Engineering. He is currently living in Cincinnati, OH and works as a production engineer for one of the world's leading producers of natural based chemicals.

My interests include but are not limited to:

* Computers
* Technology
* Android
* Movies & Cinema
* Music (Pre-1990)
* Home Theatre (ie: Blu-Ray, High Definition Audio/Video)
* Video Games (PC, PS3, Anything Nintendo)
* Homebrewing
* Cooking
20

From the department of "I Can't Believe They Got a Grant For This," a study was done that reveals that 64% of men don't read the manual before calling tech support. EA Sports has released footage from their new MMA game. Apple rejects Macworld iPhone Superguide from the App Store because it used the word "iPhone." Find out how much you get paid to poop at work. A woman wants to live stream the birth of her child on the Internet. See the break down of your credit score based on your email domain. The Large Hadron Collider is shut down again... by bread. Wish you could open your door with a secret knock instead of a key? It's in the realm of possibility. All this plus the Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.

## Links

* 64% of Men Don’t RTFM Before Calling Tech Support
* EA Sports MMA gameplay footage revealed during Strikeforce match
* Apple rejects Macworld iPhone Superguide from App Store... for using the word 'iPhone'
* http://www.workpoop.com/
* Latest iControlPad prototype bulks up, gets handled on video
* Woman To Live Stream Her Child Birth
* Dance Party Starting Succeed
* http://www.savetheinternet.com/
* Let's Look At Credit Score Rankings by Email Domains
* Lloyd Dobler Gets a Job
* LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird
* Make Your Own Secret Knock Detecting Door Lock
* Cheapism Helps You Find the Cheapest "Best Buys"
* One Microsoft WayOctober 2009 browser stats: Firefox finally passes IE6
* Grizzly Boom Tennis

## Fark Headline of the Week

Obama: "Corruption must end in Afghanistan." Holy crap, if that works someone should give him a prize

## Question of the Week

What unconventional door opening mechanism would you use on your door?
119

http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images-2011/mark-hamill-airbourne.jpg

Luke Skywalker: The Later Years

## Links

* Luke Skywalker to be Primary Focus of New STAR WARS Trilogy and a Ton More Awesome Info!
* NetFlix Caught Stealing DivX Subtiles From Finnish Pirates - Slashdot
* Dude open sourced his DNA!
* AMBER Alerts Show Up In Google Maps Now
* Kindle user claims Amazon deleted whole library without explanation
* Yahoo Will Ignore IE 10's "Do Not Track"
* Wikipedia Is Nearing "Completion"
* Hurricane Sandy Makes Only Person in Line for Wii U Leave
* EFF And Others Push For Open Wifi APs Everywhere
* Glow-In-The-Dark Smart Highways Coming To the Netherlands In 2013
* EFF Wants Ubuntu To Disable Online Search By Default

## Recent Studies

* Mice Genetically Engineered To Detect Explosives 500 Times Better Than Normal Mice

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Tokyo's Super Cool Zombie Café for Halloween
64

### Guests

Colin Neese, Jill Norcross, Matt Ponkey, Nathan Schulke, Jessi Spengler, E-ray from 97.3 The Rock, James Barnett

### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2011/02/28/episode-64-basementcast-2011/

### Audio

[1]

The Red Cross says nurse uniforms violate the Geneva Convention. A memorial building in Indianapolis might be named after popular mayor Harry Baals. Scientists plan on being able to clone woolly mammoths within five years. A new game of billiards using bowling balls... named Knockers. Stem cells are being used in a new device to treat burns. Duane Reade infiltrates the Hipster Vatican with the promise of beer. Four Loko launches its new product - it's just like the old product sans caffeine. Robots replace teachers at 21 schools in South Korea. All this plus more in this week's episode.

## Links

* Red Cross Says Nurse Outfit Violates Geneva Convention
* The Harry Baals Memorial
* Scientists to Clone Woolly Mammoth in Five Years
* Big break! Giant pool table is 30 feet long and uses 6lb bowling balls
* Skin Gun: Futuristic Burn Treatment
* Duane Reade Infilitrates Williamsburg By Adding A Beer Bar
* Live Action Simpsons porn
* Really Low Elevator Button
* Homeless man with 'golden radio voice' gets his chance
* NY Barfly : Four Loko Launches New Line, Sans Caffeine
* A New And Maybe Better Way To Stop People From Being Jerks Online
* Real-life "Encino Man" caught in Australia
* Encino Man
* Bio-Dome
* Jesse Camp
* Jesse Camp buys an 8-ball outside an MTV party
* American Express Offers Credit Card To 3-Year-Old
* Chinese Breast Stimulator Helps Women Achieve a Bigger Bust
* Robots Replace Teachers at 21 Schools in South Korea
* The Math Of Beauty
Soulja Slim

## About

**James Adaryll Tapp, Jr.** (September 9, 1977 - November 26, 2003), was an American rapper known for his hit single "Slow Motion".

## Popular songs

* Slow Motion (2003)
* Soulja 4 Life (2001)
* Love Me Or Love Me Not (2002)

## Death

On November 26, 2003, James was shot three times in the face and once in the chest by an unknown gunman. They later gave up on the investigation. It's still a mystery who killed him.

## See also

Eminem

Rappers
15

Secret GPS tracking is now legal in Massachusetts. College students can purcahse Windows 7 for only $30. A fascinating light show in the sky was caused by an interesting culprit. Banana theft is on the rise in India, find out why. A student kills an intruder with a samurai sword. The music industry wants royalties for previews in iTunes. All this and more, plus the Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.

## Links

Secret GPS Tracking Now Legal in Massachusetts

* Article via Slashdot
* 4th Amendment
* Patriot Act

College Students Get Windows 7 For $30

* Article via Gizmodo
* MSDNAA

Light show caused by astronaut urine

* Article via Boing Boing
* Joe Dirt

Stealing bananas to recharge cell phones? It's done in Bihar

* http://www.freshplaza.com/news\_detail.asp?id=50576
* Look at this Fucking Hipster

Student Kills Intruder with Samurai Sword

Taking Showers Can Be Harmful To Your Health

Building the Ultimate Dorm Desk

Music Industry Wants Royalties From iTunes 30 Second Samples

Google Voice Growl Pushes SMS Alerts to Your iPhone

* Article via Lifehacker
* Growl

Planes Have the Right of Way

Hot Water: Take That Final Gas Notice!

* http://thereifixedit.com/2009/06/24/epic-kludge-photo-hot-water-take-that-final-gas-notice/
* Ikeahacker

The Geek Squad's Newest Racket: CD Ripping

* Article via Gizmodo
* Lenovo SSD Price Mistake

First Rocky Exoplanet Confirmed

* Article via Slashdot
* Skycar

AMD poops out sub-$100 quad-core Athlon II X4 CPU

Amazon Basics

Holy Bike Suit Batman! A Motorcycle Wet Dream Come True

Domain Smack

* http://celebrityobituaries.info/

## Fark Headline of the Week

Body entombed in wall positively identified as missing Yale student. Cask of Amontillado still unaccounted for

Celebrity Deaths

* Mary Travers - Peter, Paul
* Patrick Swayze - Ghost

## Question of the Week

Since we were talking about a new exoplanet being discovered: If you were given the opportunity to name a planet with any name, what would you name it?

## Additional Notes

During the segment on the shower bacteria, Ryder sounds bad. That was Adrian's fault for screwing up the editing.
Защита эвакуации

Защита эвакуации - третья миссия в игре.

 Фаза
 Тип
 Место
 Участники
Девиан
 Сложность
Ас:2

## Сюжет

В этой миссии происходит эвакуация персонала и ценного оборудования с Прометея.

## Прохождение

В этой миссии имеется небольшой бонус: просканируйте спутник **«Конф TV»**, на котором стоит детектор конфедератов. Кроме того, уделите должное внимание боевым действиям.

*Первая волна:* номер второй из группы  **«Слякоть»**  атакует  **«Лавину»**.  **«Декабрь»** сдерживает **«Ливень 2»**.

*Вторая волна:* группа **«Айсберг»** атакует транспортные корабли. **«Ноябрь»** ввязывается в бой с истребителями.

*Третья волна:* **«Льдина»** атакует **«Метель»**. **«Май»** вступает в бой с **«Рексами»** клана Тройден.
Боевое крещение

Боевое крещение - вторая миссия игры. В ней игрок проверяет полученные в ходе первой миссии знания на практике.

 Фаза
 Тип
 Место
Планета Клото,
 Участники
Девиан
 Сложность
Ас:2

## Сюжет

Плэкторы начали новую войну против Тройденов, в которую был вовлечен также клан Девиан-"плэкторовские подпевалы". Тройдены вынуждены эвакуировать свой флот подальше от Клото. Большинство кораблей клана проходит вдалеке от Прометея, однако часть флота эвакуируется прямо с поля боя (то есть проходя через тренировочную станцию). Курсанты, в числе которых игрок, должны защитить их. После этого игрок впервые встречает Бронко - основные плэкторовские истребители- , которые, благодаря неопытности их пилотов, уничтожаются Тройденами, и тогда капитан Майлз уважительно называет курсантов пилотами:

> ***Отлично, курсанты... Прошу прощения... отлично, пилоты!***
>
>

## Прохождение

Особое внимание уделите группе **«Озноб»**, в которой третий и четвертый корабли атакуют транспортную посудину**«Шторм»**. В остальном же миссия не доставит вам хлопот. Группа **«Декабрь»** должна атаковать транспортные корабли класса **«Райно».**
Revolt Games

Revolt Games - российская компания-локализатор игр для компании Руссобит-М и разработчик игр.

> ***Компания Revolt Games начала свой исторический путь в мае 2002-го года. Надо заметить, что Revolt Games с момента старта не была командой новичков. Наша core team имела за плечами два проекта, сделанные в стенах NMG. А до работы в последней многие ребята уже успели «засветиться» в других командах. Параллельно с момента основания компания занималась локализациями и начала разработку собственного проекта. Это и был Neuro. К процессу разработки подошли ответственно и одновременно творчески, в результате чего на свет появилась интересная игровая вселенная, в которой мы, помимо Neuro, сделали ещё и космический симулятор HomePlanet, а также его продолжение — «HomePlanet: Игра с огнём». Владимир Евдокимов, геймдизайнер.***
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## Revolt Games - локализатор игр

Известные переводы (лицензионные издания):

## Revolt Games - разработчик

* Neuro-первый проект компании Revolt Games, однако позже все силы компании были брошены на Homeplanet. Жанр - шутер от первого лица.
* Homeplanet. Жанр- космический симулятор. Позиционируется как пролог к событиям Neuro, благо сюжет последнего позволял.

> 1)***RocketLauncher: Не секрет, что изначально вы намеревались сделать шутер - Neuro, который должен был стать вашим первым детищем под маркой Revolt Games. Но, что-то случилось, и работать вы начали совсем не над шутером. Что же заставило вас выбрать совсем другой жанр, в какой-то мере нестандартный и специфический - космический симулятор?***
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Рекс

Рекс-первый из шести доступных к управлению игроком кораблей. Под управлением игрока находится с начала игры до миссии 6.1 оригинальной игры и в третьей фазе пролога дополнения . Не имеет явных достоинств.

## История

Совместная разработка кланов, стандартный аэрокосмический истребитель Клото. Старая испытанная боевая лошадка — модель создана в 334 г.к.э. и скоро отметит свое тридцатипятилетие. В этой машинке впервые были использованы эффективные экономичные двигатели, давшие возможность малым кораблям выходить в открытый космос. Уникальность двигателей заключалась также в их большом ресурсе, позволившим существенно уменьшить стоимость обслуживания кораблей.

## Описание

Созданный для защиты Клото на орбите и в атмосфере, «Рекс» имеет полный комплект двигателей для маневрирования в космосе и аэродинамическую форму, предназначенную для полетов в воздухе. Из-за необходимости совмещения двух полетных моделей корабль получился не очень эффективным с точки зрения боевого применения, но зато многофункциональным.
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## Links

* A German liquor company called G-Spirits is promising customers that “every drop” of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model
* Facebook: Federal online privacy rules would violate free speech rights
* French Central Bank password was 123456 (really)
* 3-D Printer Company Seizes Machine From Desktop Gunsmith
* BitCoin Gets a Futures Market
* Booty alert: sensor-laden cows text farmers when they're in heat
* Tumblr Will Live-GIF the Presidential Debates
* tldr.io is a service for summarizing long reads for lazy readers
* The Guantanamo Bay Museum Of Art And History
* Google settles with publishers after seven years of litigation surrounding its book-scanning service

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor
Homeplanet Вики

На данный момент создано 12 статей, и вы **можете помочь нам**

**Wikia** — это сообщество интернет-энциклопедий на разные темы. Любой пользователь может редактировать страницы на этой Вики. Просто нажмите кнопку «Править» в верхней части любой страницы!

Посетите Вики Сообщества и задайте любой вопрос на центральном форуме.

Homeplanet Wiki- это вики об игре Homeplanet, изданной российской компанией Revolt Games. Помогите нам стать больше, пишите статьи, включайтесь в обсуждения, рассказывайте знакомым!

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Тренировочная станция Прометей

Прометей-космическая станция, принадлежавшая клану Тройден. На ней происходило обучение новобранцев, среди которых был и герой Homeplanet'а. Была уничтожена в миссии 2.2 для того, чтобы уберечь от клановцев секретное оборудование , которое не успели эвакуировать.

## История

Тренировочная станция "Прометей" строилась с 354 по 355 гг. к.э. по модифицированным чертежам Александрийской военной академии(учебная станция на орбите Александрии Руты, столицы Земной конфедерации). Чертежи были приобретены незадолго до начала гражданской войны, а их копии потом попали в руки сразу нескольких кланов, в том числе клану Тройден. Тройдены не стали полностью копировать уже несколько устаревшую конструкцию, но постарались сохранить боевой дух и качество обучения знаменитой академии.Первый выпуск пилотов состоялся в 356-м году.

## Описание

Центр подготовки пилотов. По бартеру готовит пилотов дружественных кланов. Так как во время строительства еще не возникало крупных космических боев, станция лишена защитного вооружения. Защитное силовое поле старого образца малоэффективно, но пока на прочность его никто не проверял. Энергетическая установка имеет 50-летний запас мощности для поддержания станции на орбите.
Бонусные задания

Бонусные задания - это задания, которые не отображаются в списке заданий, пока те не будут выполнены. То, как их выполнять, обычно понятно из диалогов персонажей или из брифинга ( или дебрифинга), а иногда они выполняются случайно (или вообще не выполняются). Бонусные задания обозначаются буквой Б в списке заданий.

## Бонусные задания по миссиям

> Условное обозначение: N/A - бонусного задания нет, либо о нем неизвестно.
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The 3rd Annual BasementCast! If you weren't there, you certainly missed out! There was a Bacon Explosion, homebrewed beer, and some interesting commentary on current events.

## Links

* Anonymous publishes FBI call on hacking
* RIAA Wants To Scrap Anti-Piracy OPEN Act
* Key Internet operator VeriSign hit by hackers
* Google Screenwise panel will pay you to track your every move online
* Saudi Twitter User Faces Death Penalty for Tweets
* Snap Photos Of Your Junk Mail With PaperKarma - Watch It Automatically ID Them And Unsubscribe You
* Coffee Shop Lets You Troll Its Customers Over the Internet | Geekosystem
* DIY sperm donors and the virgin father

## Epic Fail!

Pizza Hut Has a $10,010 Engagement Party Package
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Apparently you can be sued for pirating a movie by the recording industry, even if you don't own a computer or internet access - a retired woman in Germany found this out the hard way. We talk about SOPA and a workaround that could be used if SOPA is enacted. Universal Music Group shows their hand when they take down a video from Youtube that puts them in a bad light.

Ever heard an explanation of Star Wars in broken English? This week's "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!" shows us what that sounds like.

## Links

* Retired, Computerless Woman Fined For Pirating ‘Hooligan’ Movie
* US Threatened To Blacklist Spain For Not Implementing Site Blocking Law
* German Hackers Propose Uncensorable Global Grid — With Satellites
* GoDaddy Backs SOPA
* If Apple Wins We All Lose
* Google Wallet Stores Card Data In Plain Text
* UMG claims “right to block or remove” YouTube videos it doesn’t own
* Google Engineer Builds Ultimate LAN Party House

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

Japanese Girl Practicing English Explains Star Wars
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This week, we discuss the release of Danger Mouse's new album, how Google is required to redo Street View in Japan, and Runpee.com. We also get into the Great TV Debate, find out our stances! These stories plus find out what this week's Fark Headline of the Week is!

## Links

* LFO – Girl on TV
* Google to Redo Street View in Japan
	+ Gizmodo Story
	+ Chain of People Blocking Street View Van
	+ Street View Performance Art
* Danger Mouse Releases New Album “Dark Night of the Soul” as blank CD-R
	+ Gizmodo Story
	+ Danger Mouse Webpage
	+ Gnarls Barkley Webpage
	+ Danger Mouse the Cartoon
* Internet vs Cable – The TV Debate
	+ EZ Sports.it
	+ An article on over-the-air TV
	+ EZTV.it
	+ MLB.tv
	+ CNN iReport
	+ Sarkozy’s Facebook Lovefest (CNN’s words not ours)
	+ CNN Umbria
	+ @cnnbrk
	+ John McCain Twitter Interview
	+ Wikipedia article on QAM Tuners
	+ NASCAR Raceview
* Runpee.com
	+ Runpee.com
	+ NPR Interview with Dan Florio
* Transmission Remote App Rejected From iTunes Store
	+ Engadget Article
	+ Japanese University Gives Out iPhones to Students to Track Attendance
* 300 Baud Modem on Modern Internet
	+ Article and Video
	+ GL Terminal
* RSTEG – Steganography over TCP
	+ Wikipedia Article on Steganography
	+ Mozaiq – A Webpage that encrypts messages into a given image.
	+ Bubb Rubb
* Rian Johnson Releases Audio Commentary for Brothers Bloom
	+ imdb entry for Rian Johnson
	+ imdb entry for Brothers Bloom
	+ imdb entry for Brick
	+ Link to Audio Commentary
* 15 New Words Added to the English Language
* Aqua Teen Hunger Force Live Action Episode

## Fark Headline of the Week

* Kavya Shivashankar wins National Spelling Bee after successfully completing the “Fill In your name” portion of the application
* How is Babby Formed?

## Additional Notes

Sadly, I tried to find a clip of Sandy Rivers reading the news from “How I Met Your Mother” but I couldn’t. If you know what I’m talking about and know where to find one, let me know in the comments and I’ll repost the link. Who knows, I might even give you a shout out in the next episode. –Adrian
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This week cancer robots have free range of Nevada highways, Pinterest makess money, EFF fights patents, and Google+ teaches you how to cook. A fifth grader discovers a new molecule and Steve Jobs wins an award. Tune in to find out what this week's "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!" is and we're bringing back an old segment!

## Links

* DNA robot could kill cancer cells
* Nevada Approves Rules for Self-Driving Cars
* How Pinterest is Making Money
* EFF start PatentFail Campaign
* ChefHangout Gives You Personal Cooking Lessons Over Google Hangouts
* Clara Lazen, Ten-Year-Old Fifth Grader, Discovers New Molecule
* Steve Jobs wins Grammy Trustees Award
* Full Sail University

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Thai Man Marries Corpse: Love Beyond Death
* A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold

## Dumbass Apple News

Apple Asks for Court Approval to Sue Bankrupt Kodak in N.Y. Over Patents
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This article is about the domestic dog. For related species known as "dogs", see Canidae. For other uses, see Dog (disambiguation).

"Doggie" redirects here. For the Danish artist, see Doggie (artist).

The **domestic dog** (*Canis lupus familiaris* or *Canis familiaris*)[3] is a domesticatedcanid which has been selectively bred for millennia for various behaviors, sensory capabilities, and physical attributes.[4]

Although initially thought to have originated as an artificial variant of an extant canid species (variously supposed as being the dhole,[5] golden jackal,[6] or gray wolf[7]), extensive genetic studies undertaken during the 2010s indicate that dogs diverged from an extinct wolf-like canid in Eurasia 40,000 years ago.[8] Being the oldest domesticated animal, their long association with people has allowed dogs to be uniquely attuned to human behavior,[9] as well as thrive on a starch-rich diet which would be inadequate for other canid species.[10]

Dogs perform many roles for people, such as hunting, herding, pulling loads, protection, assisting police and military, companionship and, more recently, aiding handicapped individuals. This impact on human society has given them the nickname "man's best friend" in the Western world. In China and South Vietnamdogs are a source of meat for humans.[11][12]

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* Etymology
* Taxonomy
* Origin
* Biology
	+ Anatomy
		- Size and weight
		- Senses
		- Coat
		- Tail
	+ Health
		- Lifespan
	+ Reproduction
		- Neutering
	+ Inbreeding depression
* Intelligence, behavior and communication
	+ Intelligence
	+ Behavior
	+ Communication
* Compared to wolves
	+ Physical characteristics
	+ Behavioral differences
* Ecology
	+ Population and habitat
	+ Competitors
	+ Diet
* Breeds
* Roles with humans
	+ Early roles
	+ As pets
	+ Work
	+ Sports and shows
	+ As food
	+ Health risks to humans
	+ Health benefits for humans
	+ Medical detection dogs
	+ Shelters
* Cultural depictions
	+ Mythology
	+ Religion and culture
	+ Dogs in art
* See also
* References
* Bibliography
* Further reading
* External links
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FEMA determines how bad a hurricane is by checking if the local Waffle House is open. Listen in to find out how to determine how old your globe is. Domino's plans to open a pizza joint on the moon. A company has devised a "green" way to dispose of human remains by liquifying the corpse. Germany introduces "prostitute meters" to collect taxes. The German ban on Doom has finally been lifted. The Pirate Bay founders go legit with BayFiles. Plus, a Recent Study, an Epic Fail, and "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!"

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* FEMA Determines How Bad a Hurricane Is By Checking if The Waffle House Is Open
* How old is your globe?
* Domino's Plans Pizza On the Moon
* A man’s flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe
* Germany Introduces “Prostitute Meters”
* Clement Gillman is my hero
* German Ban On Doom Finally Lifted
* Beer: The Multipurpose Alcoholic Beverage
* The Pirate Bay Founders Go Legit With BayFiles

## Recent Studies

Astrophysicist shows why it takes so long to board a plane

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

Forced Evictions In China And A Bucket of Scorpions

## Epic Fail!

fucking idiot juror tries to friend defendant on facebook
Уничтожение Прометея

Уничтожение Прометея - четвертая миссия игры.

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 Участники
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## Сюжет

Часть секретного оборудования со станции так и не успели вывезти, поэтому было принято решение уничтожить Прометей.

## Прохождение

В этой миссии имеется бонус: уничтожьте группы контейнеров D и E.

Девиан. **«Иней 3»** преследует**«Шторм»**, остальных атакуют ваши **«Рексы»**. В группе **«Снег»** все наоборот: первый и второй нападают на транспортное судно, а третий ввязывается в бой с истребителями.

Плэктор. **«Май»** отвлекает истребители, а группа **«Июнь»** атакует **«Шторм»**. Ни в коем случае не забывайте про транспортный корабль **«Июль»**, следующий на захват станции.
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## Links

* The Japanese invent a machine converts plastic back into oil
* Biodiesel From Sewage Sludge
* Kim Dotcom Declares War on Media With Bigger and Better MegaUpload
* California state legislature approves Location Privacy Act(via Phone Scoop)
* World First Bionic Eye Implant Enables Blinds to Experience Some Vision
* Walmart Is Testing an iPhone Checkout System That Could Help You Escape Its Clutches a Little Bit Faster
* Wolfram|Alpha Personal Analytics for Facebook
* Obama answers live questions on Reddit, crashes servers
* School demands that boy must change his name from Hunter because it violates its weapons policy
* Twitter Launches “Twitter Certified Products” — Partners With DataSift, Gnip, HootSuite & Others

## Recent Studies

* Stanford biologist and computer scientist discover the 'anternet'

## Dumbass Apple News

* Apple granted patent for location-based camera phone disabling

## Ryder Says Things

* phthisis - A disease characterized by the wasting away or atrophy of the body or a part of the body.
Drake (rapper)

## About

**Aubrey Drake Graham** born (October 24, 1986), is an American rapper born and raised in Toronto, Canada. He first gained recognition on the TV-series "Degrassi: The Next Generation". He later became a rapper and signed in to Young Money Entertainment in 2009. In 2015, Drake became famous for his hit single Hotline Bling. It is now his most popular song!

## Popular songs

* Hotline Bling (2015)
* Started From The Bottom (2013)
* Forever (2009)

## see also

1. Rappers
2. Biggie Smalls
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The TurBaconEpic: The most epic Thanksgiving meal you'll ever see. A conceptual door knob that allows you to see who's at the door. If an Android phone, a Windows Phone 7, and an iPhone 4 caught on fire, which would last longest? Google closed the Wave service, but is it dead? New underwear has been invented to protect your junk in the TSA full body scan. Netflix has begun to offer a streaming-only plan. Plus, the Study of the Week, the Fail of the Week, and this week's "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!"

## Links

* BOOM, HEADSHOT FOOTSHOT!: Armless Man Can Shoot ...
* Chicks Dig Guys that Eat Out
* Can You Heat Me Now?: Cell Phone Grill Test
* The TurBaconEpic: *There Were No Survivors*
* I See You!: Through The Looking Glass Knob
* Google Wave May Live On as an Apache Project
* Underwear Invention Protects Privacy At Airport
* Netflix Now Offering a Streaming-Only Plan

## Fail of the Week

Students Banned From Bringing Pencils To School

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: "Welcome to Japan" Bra
Biggie Smalls

## About

**Christopher George Latore Wallace**, (May 21, 1972 - March 9, 1997), was an American rapper known for his hit single "Juicy". He is ranked as one of the most influential rappers of all time. He was shot by an unknown gunman in Los Angeles in 1997. He was only 24 years old!

## Popular songs

* Juicy (1994)
* Hypnotize (1996)
* Sky's the limit (1997)

## See also

Tupac Shakur

Hip-Hop
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Henry Morgan's long-lost flag ship discovered. All of the Internet went down last week thanks to Amazon Web Services. Abercrombie and Fitch cancels a customers account for being too loyal. The Hipster Trek Tumblr is the best site on the Internet. Anonymous vows to destroy Facebook on November 5th. The first annual Defcon for Kids occurred in conjunction with Defcon 19 was designed for kids and even had some child presenters. Chuck talks about how much he hates Lifehacker now based on one article. Plus, this week's "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!"

## Links

* Captain Morgan's Long-Lost Pirate Ship Unearthed
* Down Goes The Internet… Again. Amazon EC2 Outage Takes Down Foursquare, Instagram, Quora, Reddit, Etc
* We’re Not Loyal to Our Most Loyal Customers
* TED Talk: Algorithms
* Hipster StarTrek (Boldly go somewhere you've probably never heard of)
* Which Traits Predict Success? (The Importance of Grit)
* Outliers: The Story of Success by Malcolm Gladwell
* Hacker Group Anonymous Vows To Destroy Facebook On November 5
* Defcon for Kids Raising a New Generation of 'Hackers'
* 10-year old Girl Scout owns slow game
* The Amazing Meeting
* the quintuple windsor et al
* Use Craigslist to 'Store' Your Unused Stuff Until You Need It - or: lifehacker sort of sucks now