Doctor Ladies

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### Aliases

Doc, Johnny Sexpistols, sex fuck kids rape machine, He who walks the line, Norman, the guy who just sits there and laughs you know one day someones gonna kick your fucking ass, Jo-nathan

### Occupation

Time Traveler, Treasure Hunter, Dough Maker, Pizza

## Unseen Stats

### Disney Character

Peter Pan (it said I'd be Woody but fuck you I'm Peter Pan, faggot)

### Social Security Number

4

> "Ever since I started on this journey, I've started to forget the things I fought for. I was going through the motions, like a zombie, just sort of doing what I think I oughta be doing instead of what I wanted. Not anymore! You were trying to psyche me out with your shit talk, but you only made me realize what this was all for! No matter what, no matter who gets in my way, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of those little kids until their brains are coming out of their ears! Brisk, flow forth!" - Doc enacting his Godsplan against a cashier at 7-11
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Doc is a superstraight Sexhead who stumbled upon a time machine while walking home from rape school. What followed was a series of events that brought him into contact with other Sexheads, including Jay Buttsex, and helping to form the team that would go on to fight in the Happenstance at Hoover Dam: The Boyfriend Party.

## Abilities

### Godsplan

Doc has the ability to tap into a Godsplan, an otherworldly force that represents a small fraction of an even greater abstract idea. Those who can wield a Godsplan are imbued with abilities relating to the force they're connected to, able to achieve greater levels of power by further immersing themselves in their idea until they fully embody it.

Doc's low Sexhead Integrity makes him exceptionally poor at tapping into his Godsplan.

**Brisk (Fruit Punch) -** Anything that is flavored Fruit Punch has ties to time in some way, with Brisk's connection seemingly representing the actual flow of time itself. Through this connection, Doc has shown to be able to slow down and speed up his own perception of time on occasion.

This connection might be the reason why every version of Doc always ends up going to the Church (Out of Time Emporium) and stealing his first time machine.

### Greater Godsplan

Greater Godsplan is the greater force of reality a normal Godsplan is only a fraction of. Being able to tap into it at all means that the wielder is already so immersed in their original Godsplan that they might be on the level of gods, with the embodiment of a Greater Godsplan putting that person on an even higher echelon.

Doc has not tapped into his Greater Godsplan, but it has been revealed.

**Causality -** The flow of cause and effect. It is unknown what someone who embodies this idea would be capable of.

### Inventory

To make up for a lack of talent, Doc employs the use of several inventions and artifacts to keep up with everyone else, including:

* **Time Machine:** Stolen from the Out of Time Emporium. This machine allows Doc to travel forward and backwards in time, though it requires holy water as fuel. Its functions and controls are also too complicated for Doc, meaning he usually ends up getting something wrong when using it.
* **Golf Club:** A golf club Doc found on the side of the road one time. Its encounters with sex sludge has made it indestructible and capable of always getting a hole in one.
* **Rewind Gun:** Access to this item is shared with Jack the Piiiiig. A gun that allows anyone who is shot with it to send their consciousness back to the beginning of the day, but permanently uses a bullet every time it is shot. 8 bullets currently remain.
* **Dadbox:** An artifact Doc stole from an alternate future where Patrick Runyan became president. The Dadbox interfaces with its user and creates a battlesuit with accommodations that fit the owner, with a higher Sync Rate yielding more potent benefits and less severe side effects. Doc's Sync Rate is unusually high for someone whose presence in spacetime is tenuous at best, allowing him to use the Dadbox without any adverse ramifications.
* **Blowjob Machine:** A device that disables the target by latching onto their weiners and sucking them so good like oooohhh man aw shit that feels fucking good fuuuuuck eyah just like that you bitch you bitvh fuuuuu. Doesn't work on women.