Captain Zurg, Admiral Hades, Assistant Captains Negaduck, Megatron, and Pitch Black, Assistant Admiral Grievous and Popple, their Pirates, and the Krookodile, Charizard, and Charla/Neverland’s Greatest Criminal Minds

*(In Neverland, which is a beautiful small island, at a beachside of a south lagoon, a small male beige, white, and brown furred saber-toothed squirrel with big white bug eyes, brown pupils, and a big poofy squirrel tail is walking around anxiously, carrying an acorn, hoping to find a spot to bury it for storage. He is Scrat. Anyway, he noticed a twig and grunts a little, trying to pull it out, but after pulling and pulling, he couldn’t get it out. So, he shrugged and bites at the twig. Suddenly, it squeaks a little squeak, surprising Scrat. Then the “Twig” emerged, revealed to be a medium-sized crab, bigger than Scrat, and the “Twig” is actually the crab’s antenna. A short pause, then Scrat screamed a bit and ran away. Then he sprinted back to his acorn he left behind and grabbed it. Then he noticed the crab glaring daggers at him, making him nervous. He chuckled nervously a bit, and was about to run away, when the crab pinched his tail, making Scrat let out a bit of a blood-curdling scream. Then the crab spun him around and around like a lasso, which during this Scrat held onto his acorn for dear life, and then the crab threw him across the lagoon like a skipping rock. Scrat, still holding onto his acorn, skipped and skipped across the water until he crashed onto the side of a rock and sank into the water. Snapping out of it, Scrat noticed his acorn floating away, so he rapidly swam to it, trying to get to it while screaming a bit in frustration. But lo, after Scrat and his acorn were gone, we then see that it is no rock that he just crashed onto, it is in fact a huge ship. And not just any ship, it is a pirate ship. And on board, all the pirates are heard singing)*

Pirates: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**A-rovin’ over the sea**

**Give me a career**

**As a buccaneer**

**It’s the life of a pirate for me**

**Oh, a life of a pirate for me**

*(On the ship, there are various villains on board, doing their usual business such as swabbing the deck and doing busy things, and they are Captain Zurg, Admiral Hades, Assistant Captains Negaduck, Megatron, and Pitch Black, and Assistant Admirals Grievous and Popple’s crew. And here comes the introductions. The first crew member is a human man with short dark brown chin-length hair, a small scar on his left cheek, and a gold yellow left eye, and wearing a black eye patch on his scarred right eye, a red neck bandana, a gray long-sleeved tunic, white gloves, gray pants, and black boots. He is Braig, the smart-aleck sharpshooter of the crew. The second crew member is a male magenta colored virus-like creature with dark magenta hair locks, yellow eyes, and a long red nail/saber-like claw on his left index finger as his weapon, as well as glowing an orange glow coloration when ready to burn something or someone, and wearing a black trench coat over a black tanktop, black pants, black boots, and sometimes wore a pair of black sunglasses. He is Thrax, the chemist/doctor/bounty hunter of the crew. The third crew member is a male well-built mutant warthog with light brown fur, white eyes with black pupils, a purple well-built mohawk with a ponytail, and wearing purple sunglasses, a white hoop nosering in his nostrils, a white bone and skull necklace, a red sleeveless vest, a brown bullet shoulder sling, a gray spiky bracelet on the right wrist, a silver chain bracelet on the left wrist, two dark yellow turtle shell shoulder armor on his shoulders, black pants, a chain belt with a cuff-like buckle around the waist, a gray band around his left leg, and red and white converse shoes. He is Bebop, a bumbling brawny punk warthog mutant. The fourth crew member is a male well-built mutant rhino with dark gray skin, a light gray nose horn, yellow eyes, and wearing a yellow tanktop with his somewhat fat belly sticking out, a brown wooden plank weapon holdster carried on his back, a brown bullet shoulder sling, brown wristbands, tan brown pants, a brown belt with a gray square-shaped buckle around the waist, a dark yellow turtle shell pouch on the right side of his belt, and brown boots. He is Rocksteady, Bebop’s bumbling brawny punk mutant rhino partner. The fifth crew member is a male anthro lion with humanoid brown and beige-furred male lion with a black mane, and green eyes with a scar on his left eye, and wearing blue pants. He is Scar, the hunter of the crew. The sixth crew member is a male anthro hyena with gray fur, a pale brown underbelly, a black nose, ears, mane, tail, paws, and thick eyebrows, and sharp yellow teeth, and wearing black pants. He is Banzai, one of Scar’s bumbling henchmen. The seventh crew member is a female anthro hyena with gray fur, a pale brown underbelly, a black nose, ears, mane, tail, paws, and thin eyebrows, and sharp yellow teeth, and wearing a black cropped tanktop and tan pants. She is Shenzi, another one of Scar’s bumbling henchmen. The eighth crew member is a male anthro hyena with gray fur, a pale brown underbelly, a black nose, ears, mane, tail, paws, and thin eyebrows, sharp yellow teeth, and a pink tongue lolling out of his mouth, and wearing somewhat tattered blue pants. He is Ed, another one of Scar’s bumbling henchmen (And all three of those hyenas love to eat). The ninth crew member is a male humanoid robot with dark blue, silver, black, dark gray, red, and purple body armor, a glowing red mask-like faceless face, a dark blue TV-like screen with gold yellow lining on his chest that carries and/or plays his Cassettecons, a blue and pale blue emblem of his face on the screen, a silver neck and shoulder rims, and a built-in blue, black, and red ray gun hiding in his right shoulder, and sometimes wears a silver lower faceplate-like mask when in combat and/or on missions. He is Soundwave, the Decepticons' communications officer, spy, and sentry, who is extremely loyal to Megatron. The tenth crew member is a male humanoid robot with dark purple, black, red, and light olive green body armor, black armored shoulders with red flashing lights, a black face with a single glowing red optic-like eye, a light olive green chest plate with a dark purple and light purple emblem of his face, a pair of long light olive green armored antlers, and black, gray, and light olive green jets on his sides for giving him the power to fly. He is Shockwave, the Decepticons' science officer, who, like Soundwave, is extremely loyal to Megatron, despite minor disagreements. The eleventh crew member is a male muscular-shaped Decepticon with blue, silver, black, red, white, and gold yellow body armor, built-in tire-like wheels in his shoulders, a red armored mask-like face, a left gold yellow optic-like eye, and wearing a small black armored rectangular-shaped eyepatch with yellow armored stitches over his right optic-like eye. He is Breakdown, the Decepticons' brawns medical officer. The twelfth crew member is a muscular male robot with teal blue, dark gray, silver, pale olive green, and gray body armor, a light gray mask-like face, red optic-like eyes, a purple emblem and two light orange mirror-like screens on his chest, a teal blue armored general's cap with pale olive green lining and a black bill, silver and black armored gloves, black, pale olive green, and teal blue knee-high armored boots, and gray and dark gray armored wheel-like appendages on his forearms and elbows. He is Onslaught, the Decepticons' soldier. The thirteenth crew member is a male robot with beige, gray, black, and dark gray body armor, a black, gray, and dark gray mask-like face, glowing red optic-like eyes, red flashing lights on his hips, beige armored scissor-like appendages on his back, purple flashing lights on his elbows, four teal green window-like screens on his raised armored breasts, and black and purple built-in wheels on his knees and under his feet. He is Bonecrusher, the Decepticons' brawns fighter. The fourteenth crew member is a male spider-like Decepticon with a spring green armored body, green armored arms, dark silver binocular-like optic-like eyes with black sclerae and red elliptical pupils, a green and black armored shell, six gray armored crab-like legs, two pairs of dark silver and black armored antennae, and wearing a pair of built-in green-rimmed semicircular sunglasses with dark red lenses and a green armored orb over his left optic-like eye. He is Scalpel, the Decepticons' medical science expert. The fifteenth crew member is a male robot with silver, dark gray, blue, and red body armor, a blue helmet-like crest on his head, a dark gray face-like mask, glowing red optic-like eyes, and a glowing light green mouth. He is Dropkick, the Decepticons' other fighter. The sixteenth crew member is a female robot with burgundy, gray, dark gray, silver, and white body armor, a light gray mask-like face, red optic-like eyes, a burgundy armored crest on her chin, white flashing lights on her chest, and gray and burgundy wing-like appendages on her shoulders. She is Shatter, Dropkick's partner fighter. The seventeenth crew member is a male robot with beige, black, and violet body armor, a beige armored head cloak-like cowl, a blueberry purple mask-like face, red optic-like eyes, black and purple armored gloves, black and purple armored boots, a purple emblem on his chest, and purple built-in wings and cannons in his back and shoulders. He is Blitzwing, the Decepticons' commander. The eighteenth crew member is a male robot with dark gray, purple, pale gray, red, and blue body armor, a purple armored crest on his head, glowing red optic-like eyes, a light gray armored eyebrow ridge, red and purple kneecaps, and built-in pale gray, purple, and red wings on his back. He is Astrotrain, Blitzwing's partner and Triple Changer Officer of the Decepticons. The nineteenth crew member is a male robot with beige, black, and violet body armor, a beige armored head cloak-like cowl, a blueberry purple mask-like face, red optic-like eyes, black and purple armored gloves, black and purple armored boots, a purple emblem on his chest, and purple built-in wings and cannons in his back and shoulders. He is Barricade, the Decepticons' fighter officer. The twentieth crew member is an extremely muscular male robot with dark gray, blue, dark bluish gray, dark gold, and gray body armor, dark gold horns on his head, a dark gold mask-like face, glowing red optic-like eyes, built-in pointed dark bluish gray, blue, and dark gold calves, a gray chest/abdominal armor, sharp pointed dark bluish gray and dark gray fingers and toes, and built-in dark bluish gray and dark gold wings on his back and shoulders. He is Dreadwing, the lead seeker of the Decepticons. The twenty-first crew member is an extremely muscular male robot with olive green, dark gray, pale green, red, gray, and gold body armor, red horns on his head, a gray mask-like face, glowing red optic-like eyes, an orange chest/abdominal armor, dark gray and gray pointed fingers and toes, built-in pointed pale green and red calves, and pale green and red wings on his back and shoulders. He is Skyquake, Dreadwing's twin brother and the partner lead seeker of the Decepticons. The twentieth crew member is a male robot with black, silver, and purple body armor, glowing red optic-like eyes, an orange armored chest, a red upside-down triangle-shaped crest on the top of his head, a silver mask-like face, and airplane-like wings and small dark gray and black mandible wings built in his back. He is Skywarp, the seeker/air fighter of the Decepticons. The twenty-first crew member is a female robot with fuchsia, cyan, and gray body armor, a light gray mask-like face, glowing red optic-like eyes, fuchsia armored lips, gray metallic boot-like feet, pointed cyan kneecaps, and built-in fuchsia and cyan airplane-like wings on her shoulders. She is Slipstream, Skywarp's twin sister and the Flight Combat Commander of the Decepticons. The twenty-second crew member is a male robot who looks like Starscream, but has blue, black, and silver body armor, a silver mask-like face, glowing red optic-like eyes, an orange abdominal armor, silver armored pieces resembling lungs, a pelvis, and pointed kneecaps, black and silver armored stiletto-styled boot-like feet, and blue, silver, and red airplane-like wings and small black mandible wings built in his back. He is Thundercracker, Skywarp and Slipstream's triplet brother and seeker partner of the Decepticons. The twenty-third crew member is a tall male figure with dark blue skin, yellow eyes, and wearing a large white top hat, a blue and white sleeveless cloak held by a ruby brooch, a white long-sleeved suit, a pair of white gloves, a monocle, and sometimes carried a scepter with a blue diamond on it. He is Count Bleck, the lord of the crew. The twenty-fourth crew member is a blue-skinned woman with short magenta hair tied in a bun, and wearing red lipstick, red orange rimmed glasses with white lenses, a white long-sleeved blouse, a white gem on a platinum brooch, charcoal gray slacks, and white high heeled boots. She is Nastasia, Bleck’s faithful secretary of the crew. The twenty-fifth crew member is an extremely muscular, half bald man with pale skin, a light brown beard, sideburns, and eyebrows, a thick Scottish accent, and wearing dark brown fingerless boxing gloves with bronze linings, red cuffs with small silver spikes around the wrists, a dark brown sleeveless jersey with a light brown design and a bronze neck rim (That is over a red short-sleeved shirt), black and red pants, a bronze belt around his waist, and black and red boots. He is O'Chunks, Bleck’s faithful Scottish sportsman and brawler of the crew. The twenty-sixth crew member is a lime green-skinned little girl with long lime green hip-length hair tied in pigtails, black eyes with little eyelashes, and wearing a gold yellow sleeveless dress with a pocket in the front, white polka dots, and a red Peter Pan collar, black stockings, gold yellow hair ties, black Mary Jane shoes, and rouge blushes on her cheeks. She is Mimi, Bleck’s faithful shapeshifter of the crew (Who also likes rubees, her favorite jewels). The twenty-seventh crew member is a short male black and white-skinned joker-looking guy wearing a violet and golden joker hat with three yellow jewels, a violet and golden long-sleeved cloak, black pants, black shoes, hot pink lipstick, black gloves, and a black and white mask with yellow eyes. He is Dimentio, the joker of the crew. The twenty-eighth crew member is a male muscular human-like manta ray wearing a blue manta ray-like helmet with red eyes and a red mouth, a red bodily long-sleeved jumpsuit with blue underwear, blue gloves, and blue boots. He is Man Ray, the fighter of the crew. The twenty-ninth crew member is a male mutant chimpanzee with a huge brain sticking out of his head, black fur, green skin, pink eyes with black pupils, and wearing a white helmet over his brain with purple one zigzag lines around it and a metal rim with purple jewels around it, a blue sleeveless tunic, a white belt with a purple upside-down triangle buckle, white gloves, a big purple cape, and white boots. He is Mojo Jojo, the inventor of the crew. The thirtieth crew member is a male pink furry creature with light orange skin on his face, a big green nose, two small green pom-poms on his two black stringed antennae, and wearing blue overalls and brown boots. He is Fuzzy Lumpkins, a temperamental brute force and banjo player of the crew. The thirty-first crew member is a male red demon-like creature with green eyes with black pupils, short black headwear like a swimcap, a black curly goatee, and dark red lobster-like claws, and wearing a blood red sleeveless tunic with pink curly rims, a black belt with an orange buckle, and black leg length boots. He is Him, the manipulating, riddle-maker member of the crew with a high feminine-like demon voice when happy or sad, and a deep menacing demon voice when angry or scary. The thirty-second, thirty-third, and thirty-fourth crew members are male teal-colored amoeba-like creatures, and the leader is wearing a gray fedora with a black band, the tall skinny one is wearing a brown fedora with a black band, and the small one is wearing a black beret hat backwards. They are Amoeba Bossman, Amoeba Slim, and Amoeba Shorty, consisting the Amoeba Boys, the dimwitted brainless gangsters of the crew. The thirty-fifth crew member is a white-skinned woman with long black snake-like hair, freckles on her cheeks, green eyes, and red lips, and wearing a red sleeveless jumpsuit, black netting designed stockings, red arm gloves, and red leg boots. She is Sedusa, the greedy seductress and treasure hunter of the crew. The thirty-sixth crew member is a little girl with red curly hair tied in curly pigtailed buns, freckles on her cheeks, tiny black eyes, and wearing a gold crown with a red jewel, a yellow sleeveless dress with a black lining, black arm gloves, white stockings, and black boots. She is Princess Morbucks, the rich greedy loudmouthed spoiled brat of the crew. The thirty-seventh crew member is a cruel-looking man with short spiky brown hair, a spiky brown goatee, and wearing a black short-sleeved short jumpsuit (With the red letter “A” on it) over a gray long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a yellow belt with a gold buckle, red shoulder pads with black dots all over it and a yellow spike on each shoulder, yellow bracelets, gray gloves, a yellow mask with black eyes and red slanting pupils, and yellow, black, and red boots. He is Vicious the Iron-Masked Marauder, also the hunter of the crew. The thirty-eighth crew member is a slightly muscular man with lightly tanned skin, short crewcut-like hair styled into a straight mohawk, a small black braided ponytail, dark brown eyes, and wearing a gold hair tie, a red long-sleeved shirt, a black cape attached to an olive green obi sash, black pants with the ankle rims slightly rolled up, and dark brown sandals. He is the Kralahome, the prime minister of the crew, who used to be the prime minister for the Siamese Clan until he was banished for trying to steal their king's title as King of the Siamese Clan. The thirty-ninth crew member is a short, fat man with a bald head, lightly tanned skin, black beady eyes, white teeth, and wearing a light blue short-sleeved, open-front jacket with gold lining, purple pants, a gold obi sash, and brown flip-flop sandals. He is Master Little, the Kralahome's bumbling henchman, who was also banished for trying to help the Kralahome steal the title as King of the Siamese Clan. The fortieth crew member is a human man with a huge orange pumpkin for a head with glowing yellow eyes and wearing a purple scarecrow-like hat with a dark purple rim with a red feather sticking out, a white long-sleeved tunic with a dark gray belt with a gray buckle, light purple gloves, purple stockings, and dark lavender 17th century shoes, and sometimes carries a scythe-like sword. He is Jack O’Lantern, the prankster member of the crew. The forty-first crew member is a male purple creature called a Nome with a bald head with short violet blue hair and a long violet blue sideburn-like beard, violet blue eyebrows, a big dark purple nose, small elf-like ears, and wearing a gold crown with emeralds, a magenta king-like robe, a black and red miner king-like outfit, red gloves, and long brown boots. He is Ruggedo the Nome King, the greedy miner of the crew who is allergic to eggs. The forty-second crew member is a male silver metallic robot with light blue eyes, and wearing silver metallic business clothes and a red metal necktie. He is Phineas T. Ratchet, also the inventor of the crew. The forty-third crew member is a male anthro rat with pale brown fur (With a gray 5:00 shadow), short black combed hair, a long pink red rat tail sticking out of his rear side of his pants, and a big pink red nose, and wearing a black opera-like suit, a black cape with red trimming, a pink and purple striped tie, white opera gloves, a gray sleeveless button-up vest, black pants, and black shoes. He is Professor Ratigan, the evil genius of the crew. The forty-fourth crew member is a male muscular anthro penguin with black and white feathers, slate blue feathers on his head, and a dark orange beak with a red tip on the nose, pale orange webbed feet, and wearing a red cape and black pants with a light lavender sash with a yellow buckle. He is Drake, the brute muscle member of the crew and a self-proclaimed lady’s man. The forty-fifth crew member is a yellow-skinned human man with short gray coiffed hair, and wearing a blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a badge of the United States flag on the left side of his jacket, a purple necktie, blue pants, and black shoes. He is Russ Cargill, the evil mastermind of the crew. The forty-sixth crew member is a middle-aged man with a slightly bald head with grayish brown sideburn hair, and wearing a white cowboy-like hat, a blue short-sleeved button-up shirt, blue pants with the ankle rims tie-dyed brown, and umber brown boots. He is Lasombra, the treasure hunter of the crew. The forty-seventh crew member is a male anthro fox with red fur, a tan muzzle and underbelly, a black nose, brown eyes, and wearing a light yellow floppy farmer hat, a pale green long-sleeved shirt, a green sleeveless vest, and dark green pants. He is Brer Fox, the hunter and chef of the crew. The forty-eighth crew member is a big male anthro bear with brown fur, a tan muzzle, a black nose, brown eyes, and wearing a red fedora hat and a blue long-sleeved jacket with the sleeves rolled up, and sometimes carried a wooden club. He is Brer Bear, the dimwitted, yet temperamental, brute member of the crew and Brer Fox’s henchman. The forty-ninth crew member is a male green anthro alligator who sometimes has a huge bloodshot eye tick on the left eye, a gold chest and belly spot, and white nail claws, and wearing a huge red cape with yellow rims on the bottom attached to a blue crystal, gold bracelets, and a gold crown on his head, that is sometimes used as a boomerang. He is King K. Rool, the diabolical aristocratic leader of the Kremlings and member of the crew. The fiftieth crew member is a male lime green anthro alligator with a yellow chest and belly spot, and wearing a dark green army helmet with three small yellow arrows pointing down on the front, a brown belt with three brown pouches on the front, and black boots. He is General Klump, K. Rool's loyal general. The fifty-first crew member is a male blue anthro muscular alligator with three white mohawk-like spikes on top of his head, a light blue chest and belly spot, and wearing an army camouflage tanktop jumpsuit, silver bracelets, and a gray belt. He is Krusha, K. Rool's bodyguard and despite his childish personality and little bit of slow talking, he is also the brute muscle member of the crew. The fifty-second crew member is a male orange anthro alligator with a light orange chest and belly spot, and wearing a black captain hat with a white gator-like skull and crossbones image on the front, a gold hoop earring on his right ear, if he has any, a black belt with a silver buckle, black boots, and sometimes carries a black metallic handcannon. He is Kaptain Skurvy, K. Rool's partner, leader of the Skurvy pirate crew, and Klump's older brother. The fifty-third crew member is a male light green anthro alligator that almost looks identical to K. Rool, has a pale green chest and belly spot, an Italian accent, and wearing a black bandana backwards around the neck with the white gator-like skull and crossbones image on the back, a black paper folded-shaped pirate hat also with a white gator-like skull and crossbones image on the front, and sometimes carries a curved sword. He is Kutlass, Skurvy's first mate and muscle brawn member of the crew. The fifty-fourth crew member is a male black anthro alligator with scrawny, but muscular, arms, a light black chest and belly spot, a French accent, and wearing brown pants with a rope tied around the waist for support, and like Kutlass, also carries a curved sword. He is Green Kroc, Skurvy's second mate, and fighter of the crew. And the last crew member is a big anthro black furred cat with peach skin on his face almost similar to a bulldog, and wearing a pair of blue, purple, yellow, and gray fingerless gloves, red short-sleeved shirt underneath a blue, black, gray, and purple armor. He is Pete, the other brute fighter of the crew. Anyway, once the crew was done doing their works, they, except Brer Fox and Brer Bear, who went up to the top of a sail, and Knockout, Soundwave, Skywarp, Slipstream, and Thundercracker, who are just sitting around, watching this, went up to a Captain’s headquarter door with a crude drawing of their captain on it in an angry mood. The reason why they are angry; They want to leave Neverland and forget about killing Sora Pan's group and they are sick of being stuck on the island. As they sang, they began to angrily throw knives at the drawing on the door)*

Pirates: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**They never bury your bones**

**For when it’s all over**

**A jolly sea roger**

**Drops in on his friend**

**Davy Jones**

**Oh....**

*(Then, the door opens to a male humanoid robot, a blue-skinned man, a male Mobian, four male mutants, and two small male demon imps. The male humanoid robot is a male slender-shaped Decepticon with a silver and light silver armored body, a light silver armored mask-like face with a light silver and dark gray armored helmet-like cowl with a small long red stick-shaped armored crest in the middle of the top of his forehead section and a tiny dark gray armored chin crest resembling a tiny goatee on the middle of his chin, small thick silver armored eyebrows, glowing red optic-like eyes, a black armored neck, a pair of dark gray armored shoulderpads, a silver armored chest and pelvis, an olive green armored underbelly, dark gray armored forearms and hands, silver armored upper legs, light silver crested long knees with red rims at the back section, steel blue armored shins, and steel blue, silver, and light silver armored boot-like feet with silver toes, silver and red insteps, and silver, steel blue, and red stiletto-styled heels, and light silver medium sized jet plane-like wings with a short white lined trimmed tip on the top part of the wingtips and a short dark gray lined trimmed tip on the bottom part of the wingtips, and small dark gray armored wing-like mandibles in between his wings on his back, and sometimes carries medium thin red rockets on his forearms that he can shoot from. He is Starscream, Zurg's group's, mostly Megatron's, second-in-command of the Decepticons, as well as Optimus and Megatron's other little brother and Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Slipstream's quartet brother, who, despite also being afraid of the Krookodile's group due to almost getting eaten by them, has a strange and dangerous tendency to usurp Zurg's group, mostly Megatron, title as leaders of the pirates. The blue-skinned man has yellow eyes with black pupils, short dark blue hair and a dark blue beard and chin goatee and wearing purple and red armor, a purple jetpack on his back, and a silver mechanical right arm consisting some weapons, including a flamethrower. He is Warp Darkmatter, Zurg’s loyal lackey and first mate to him, Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, Grievous, Pitch, and Popple. The male Mobian is a male anthro weasel with beige fur, a pink nose, small black whiskers, and wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses with pale blue lenses, a yellow fedora hat with a red band, a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a red bowtie, a yellow checkered long-sleeved business suit, charcoal gray pants, and black and white shoes. He is Wes Weasley, a con businessman of Neverland and Zurg's group's second mate. The first male mutant is a male anthro rat with a tiny patch of brown hair on top of his head, peach skin, small black-pupiled eyes, small black whiskers, a black nose, white buckteeth, and wearing an orange plug hat with two short yellow plug stubs on top, dark blue goggles, a yellow long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit with a neck collar flap, a red, white, and silver battery pack with a blue X-shaped crisscross outlet plug-like buckle clipped around his torso, turquoise rubber gloves, a blue belt with a gray buckle and a gray plug wire-carrying wheel attached on the left side, and turquoise boots. He is Megavolt, the crazy, yet intelligent, member of the Fearsome Four with the power of electrokinesis, which means electricity, and Zurg's group's third mate. The second male mutant is a male anthro duck with short light brown hair on the top of his head, white feathers, light blue eyes, black pupils, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, big white buckteeth, and wearing a red and purple jester hat with gold jingle bells on the tips and also acts like his upper facemask, a pale blue court ruff around his neck, a purple knee-length bodily jumpsuit with long orange sleeves, the right side with red polka dots and the left side with red stripes, and purple sleeve rims, and a yellow waist line-like belt, white gloves, and red jester-like shoes. He is Quackerjack, the hyperactive member of the Fearsome Four with the power of wackiness, as well as being an expert toymaker and skilled acrobat, and Zurg's group's fourth mate. The third male mutant is a male anthro half-duck, half-plant creature with short purple dandelion-like hair, three tiny purple pollen-like antennae on three thin black stems on top of his hair, green feathers, blue eyes, an orange beak, green vines for arms with light green stem rims on his shoulders and elbows, light green leaves for hands, two light green leaves for a tail, and brown root-like bark for hips, legs, and feet. He is Bushroot, the pessimistic leader of the Fearsome Four with the power of botanokinesis, which means floral life, as well as being a genius floral/biology scientist, and Zurg's group's fifth mate. The last male mutant is a male anthro water-like dog with blue water-made skin, short blue water-made floppy ears, dark blue water-made eyes, a dark blue water-made nose, and a small dark blue water-made puddle for feet. He is Liquidator, the polite member of the Fearsome Four, with the power of aquakinesis, which means water, as well as having a knack in good advertisement, and Zurg's group's sixth mate. The first small male demon is a chubby male purple imp with a tiny dark purple nose, dark purple tiny demon horns on his head, short dark purple hair with the sides curled upward a bit, small dark purple bat wings, with the right side wing with a chomped bite mark scar on it, a thin dark purple demon tail, and yellow eyes with black pupils. He is Pain, Hades’ henchman and Zurg's group’s seventh mate. And the last small male demon is a skinny male bluish green imp with a big long thorn-like nose, big pointy horn-like ears, small dark bluish green bat wings, a thin dark bluish green demon tail, and yellow eyes with black pupils. He is Panic, Pain’s partner and Zurg's group’s eighth mate. As they exited the captain, admiral, assistant captains, and assistant admiral’s headquarters, with Pain carrying a tray with a shaving kit, they finished singing the song with the pirates too)*

Mates and pirates: **Oh, my good friend**

**Davy Jones**

*(Unaware of how angry the crew is, except for Starscream who noticed upon finishing his singing, Warp, Pain, Panic, Wes, and the Fearsome Four greeted them happily)*

Warp, Pain, and Panic: Good morning, shipmates!

Wes: It’s a beautiful morning, palsies!

Fearsome Four: It’s a beautiful day...!

*(Suddenly, just when Starscream was about to speak, Pete, Bebop, and Rocksteady roughly yanked Warp, Wes, and the Fearsome Four up to them, cutting the Fearsome Four and even Starscream off)*

Pete: And what’s good about it, Warp's group?!

Bebop: (Snorts) Especially when we’re on this island?

Rocksteady: Yeah, there’s nothing good about it!

Pete: So thanks for asking, see?!

*(The three tossed Warp, Wes, and the Fearsome Four aside, bumping them into Pain, Panic, and even Starscream. Shockwave, Shatter, and Blitzwing then grabbed Starscream, Panic, and Megavolt respectively and Shockwave pointed his blaster at Starscream, Panic, and Megavolt’s bellies)*

Blitzwing: Here we are, collecting barnacles on this miserable island!

Shatter: Not to mention no booty to steal whatsoever!

Shockwave: It's logically boring to us!

Ruggedo, Vicious, and Thrax: Like they said!

*(They released Starscream, Panic, and Megavolt. As Wes was about to recover with Panic and Megavolt, his nose got caught in Fuzzy’s gun nose)*

Fuzzy: While his captainship and his group plays ring around the rosy with Sora Pan's group!

Dropkick: And one of his Lost Tiny Toon friends of theirs are more annoying than some talking macaws.

Shenzi and Ratigan: My sentiments exactly!

Banzai: Heck, one time those brats beat us, that friend wouldn’t shut up on his gloating on us!

Scar: Especially with him still saying “Dadgum.”

Ratigan: Even with that pink one that says "Poyo" all the time!

Drake: That's all he ever says!

*(Ed giggled a little in agreement)*

Banzai: It’s not funny, Ed, but I agree with you.

Wes: Look out there, it might go off!

Starscream: You never know how accidents happen!

Warp: Or worse!

*(Wes freed his nose from Fuzzy’s gun nose with Starscream and Warp’s help and stumbled back a bit)*

Quackerjack: Well, excuuuuuse us for…!

*(Suddenly, just as Megavolt was about to shout in anger with Quackerjack, Sedusa tied Starscream, Warp, Pain, Panic, Wes, and the Fearsome Four’s necks up with her snake-like hair strands and barely hung them)*

Sedusa: We want to get back to the business of looting ships!

Starscream: (Choking) Sedusa...!

Megavolt and Quackerjack: (Choking) We can't breath!

Bushroot: (Choking) Hey!

*(After Sedusa dropped them with her hair, Onslaught, Russ, Phineas, Barricade, and Lasombra then came up to them with their respective claws and machetes while Starscream coughed a bit)*

Lasombra: Why, I even almost forgot to slit a throat!

Barricade: Me too with my claws!

Onslaught: Especially when it comes to making our enemies like scrap metal!

Phineas: Complete scrap metal!

Russ: And probably even dismembered!

Vicious: And dead meat!

Ruggedo: Neither fish!

Scalpel: Or fowl!

Ratigan: Exactly!

*(Then Lasombra and Barricade sliced their respective machete and claws in the air as if slitting a throat in front of Starscream, Warp, Pain, Panic, Wes, and the Fearsome Four, who recovered. After recovering, Starscream, Warp, Pain, Panic, Wes, and the Fearsome Four glared at them)*

Starscream: Why not lash out at the captain's group about your grievances?!

Warp: Like he said!

Bushroot: Maybe they can take it!

Panic: Like he said!

Liquidator: Instead of us for a change for us?!

Pain: That way….

Mojo Jojo: Because they will punish us with death!

Morbucks: Especially with Hades' pet three-headed monster, Cerberus!

Breakdown: And not to mention, *(Shudders a bit)* Devastator.

Amoeba Bossman: (Angrily) Me and my boys don’t like to be beast and grinder bait at all! *(Dumbfounded)* Or somethin' like that.

Amoeba Slim and Amoeba Shorty: Yeah.

Him: (In his high feminine voice) Me neither. It wouldn’t be pleasant *(In his demonic voice)* to be eaten!

Bleck: Me neither.

Dimentio: It wouldn’t be pleasant to be eaten like hors d'oeuvres!

Bushroot: So what?!

Starscream: Forget about those threats!

Quackerjack: Go talk to them!

Warp: Instead of making us trying to talk to them!

Pain and Panic: Please?

Megavolt: Pain and Panic even said "Please," and then we can just leave Neverland with no problems, I'm telling you.

Wes: That's true.

O'Chunks: The crew and I got a hanky-panky idea!

Breakdown: Why don't *you* try talking to them again?!

Shatter: As usual?!

Pirates except Breakdown, Shatter, and O'Chunks: Yeah!

Megavolt: DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO WHAT...?!

Starscream: (Cutting Megavolt off) We get that!

Quackerjack: (Cutting Megavolt off) We know!

Bushroot: (Cutting Megavolt off) We understand you're afraid to speak of it to them, but...!

O'Chunk: (To Starscream, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Bushroot, who he angrily grabs their necks roughly) We're not scared like wee little babies, you wee little coward, electric rat, and ducks! *(To Ratigan)* And I don't mean you on the second former insult.

Ratigan: (Nonchalantly agreeing) No offense taken.

*(Starscream, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Bushroot then yanked themselves free from O'Chunk's grip)*

Bushroot: (Coughs a bit) Easy on the tight grip!

Quackerjack: Yeah!

Starscream: (Coughs a bit) And we are *not* cowards!

Megavolt: (Coughs a bit) And what if we don't want to talk about it with them?

Warp: What're you gonna do to us then?

Panic: Yeeeeeaaaaah?

*(The crew glared calmly, making the Fearsome Four nervous, as if he knew what'll happen from his past experiences on this before)*

Liquidator: Star, Megavolt, Warp, and Panic, I wouldn't ask that if I were you.

Starscream: Why?

*(Then Nastasia speaks up)*

Nastasia: Mm, K. If you don't talk with them about leaving this island....

Mimi: (Calmly at first) Then maybe, just maybe, you can kiss your *(Angrily as she pulls a bucket of chum out)* CLEAN DAYS FROM SOME CHUM GOODBYE!!

Starscream: (Realizing, to Liquidator) Oh, that. I forgot. *(To the crew panicking)* ANYTHING BUT THE CHUM!!

Jack: (Throwing his knife at them) So drop it to them!

*(Starscream, Warp, Pain, Panic, Wes, and the Fearsome Four dodged the knife. Then the crew, except Mimi, who held the chum bucket, Knockout, Soundwave, Skywarp, Slipstream, and Thundercracker, began throwing their knives at them, making them dodge them too as they hurried up the stairs)*

Pete: Tell him we want to go back to sea, see?!

Breakdown: And make it snappy!

*(On “Snappy,” Pete throws his dagger and Breakdown blasts his blaster at Pain and Panic, but the two imps dodged, but after the last knife and laser's impact hit the side of a barrel, the lid of the barrel flipped off, landed on Panic, sending him flying into Pain’s rear end with his horn-like ears poking him there, much to Starscream, Warp, Wes, and the Fearsome Four’s discomfort, and Pain even screeched in pain upon that accidental impact from Panic)*

Starscream: (Winces after Pain's painful screech ended) Ouch!

Wes: (Wincing in agreement) Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.

Jack: (Sarcastically) Oops! Sorry if we poked your booty, and I don’t mean treasure for once!

*(He and the pirates laugh sneeringly a bit at the joke. After painfully pulling Panic off his rear, Pain, Starscream, Warp, Wes, the Fearsome Four, and even Panic, glared at the pirates. They then secretly stuck their tongues out at them and walked away with Pain still carrying the shaving kit tray. After the laughter ended, Nastasia and Bleck turned to Mimi)*

Bleck: Nice ultimatum, Mimi. With the bucket plot again.

Nastasia: And you are aware that the bucket is actually full of leftover tomato soup, not chum, right?

Mimi: (Shrugs with a smug smile) Anything to lie to make them comply.

*(Once on the way to their captain's group, even right after overhearing the tomato soup plot, Soundwave, Skywarp, Slipstream, Thundercracker, and Knockout, who joined them, Starscream, Warp, Pain, Panic, Wes, and the Fearsome Four began talking)*

Quackerjack: The crew is so immature!

Bushroot: Really immature!

Starscream: Not to mention rude!

Liquidator: I agree!

Wes: Bucket of chum, my foot this time!

Skywarp: Well, that's what you get for provoking them when they're in a bad mood.

Slipstream: They're always provoked over dumb things.

Megavolt: I even had a feeling that was tomato soup and not chum!

Soundwave: Negative, you did not.

Pain: It didn't even smell like chum!

Panic: Let alone dead fish.

Knockout: (Grimaces) Ooh, boy, that smells worse than tomato soup.

Thundercracker: And even if we get covered in tomato soup, we'll thankfully be smelling like tomatoes instead of gross chum!

Warp: (Mockingly) “Sorry if we poked your booty.” *(Seriously and angrily)* Who does he and the crew think they are?!

Young Brooklyn-accented voice: Let us guess. They picked on you again?

Dark teenage voice: And, of course, tricked you with the tomato soup instead of chum?

*(They stopped and noticed five green-skinned teenage boys, a human man, a male vampire-type Digimon, a human woman, and a helmet-wearing dark-looking teenage boy. The first green-skinned teenage boy is a tall skinny green 17 year old boy with short black hair, and wearing black sunglasses, red, white, and blue striped wristbands, a blue and orange ski vest over a white long-sleeved baseball shirt with the sleeves and neck rim colored purple, yellow pants, and black shoes. He is Ace D. Copular, the leader of the Gangreen Gang and Zurg's group's N/A mate. The second green-skinned boy is a snake-like green 15 year old boy with a spiky nose, short black chin-length hair, pink eyes, black lips, a dark green forked tongue, and black catlike pupils, and wearing a brown Kangol hat, a white tanktop with black rims and a yellow stripe around the torso, black and yellow striped wristbands, orange shorts, white socks, and black and white converse shoes. He is Sanford D. Ingleberry AKA Snake, the slippery member of the Gangreen Gang and Zurg's group's N/A mate, who speaks like a snake and is always Ace’s punching bag whenever he accidentally falls out of line. The third green-skinned teenage boy is a short green 14 year old midget boy with a Spanish accent, short black emo-like hair covering his left eye, and wearing a red short-sleeved shirt over a white long-sleeved shirt, black pants, and black shoes. He is Li'l Arturo de la Guerra, the shortest member of the Gangreen Gang and Zurg's group's N/A mate. The fourth green-skinned teenage boy is a huge fat green 15 year old boy with short orange hair covering his blue cyclops eye and a buck tooth, and wearing a dark green short-sleeved shirt with two yellow striped rims on the sleeves with his belly sticking out, blue pants with the ankle rims rolled up, a black belt with a yellow buckle, and black and white shoes. He is Big William "Billy" W. Williams, the brawny member of the Gangreen Gang and Zurg's group's N/A mate. The last green-skinned teenage boy is an ape-like green 15 year old boy with an oval-shaped head, snail-like eyes, short black hair, and a tongue lolling out of his mouth, and wearing a dark red ripped short-sleeved shirt and brown ripped pants with a rope tied around the waist for support. He is Grubber J. Gribberish, the gross member of the Gangreen Gang and Zurg's group's N/A mate who has a talent to imitate people and many other things. The human man is a yellow-skinned human man with red palm tree-like hair, and wearing a green short-sleeved shirt with a neck collar flap, blue pants, brown long shoes over his long feet, and sometimes carried a machete. He is Robert "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger, Zurg's group's N/A mate. The male vampire-type Digimon is a vampire-like man with short dirty blonde hair, red eyes, pointy ears, sharp vampire canines, and pale gray skin, and wearing a red bat-shaped eyemask, a blue long-sleeved jumpsuit with red bat symbols on his shoulders, yellow buttons and rims, olive green belts on the waist, green sleeve rims with yellow buttons, a yellow bat shaped brooch holding a black cape with red trimming, gray gloves with light gray bat symbols on them, and black boots with silver skull symbols on the feet. He is Myotismon, the King of the Kingdom of Darkness and Zurg's group's N/A mate. The human woman is a young, cruel-looking woman with pale blue eyes, light purple short spiky hair, and wearing a dark purple tunic with a right arm sleeve over a red long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a metal armor gauntlet on her left forearm, red fingerless gloves, a light purple belt, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and sometimes carried dark brown scanner sunglasses to wear at times. She is Hunter J, Myotismon's wife, the Queen of the Kingdom of Darkness, and Zurg's group's N/A mate. And the helmet-wearing dark-looking teenage boy is a 16 year old boy wearing a black armor-like helmet with a black glass dome, and mostly wearing a black and red long-sleeved bodily vein-like tunic, red gauntlets, black gloves, a dark red belt around the waist, and two dark red belts criss-crossing in front underneath the first belt, a long knee-length spiky black, red, and blue kilt on his hips, black and red vein-like pants, pale dark red leg boots, and sometimes carries a black and red evil-looking Keyblade with two blue reptile-like eyes. He is Vanitas, Myotismon and Hunter J's son, the Prince of the Kingdom of Darkness, and Zurg's group's N/A mate. Anyway, the other mates recognized them casually)*

Warp’s group, Starscream, Knockout, Skywarp, Slipstream, Thundercracker, and Soundwave: Hey, Gangreen Gang, Sideshow Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas.

Thundercracker: And yeah, they did.

Bushroot: Treated like garbage again.

Warp: As usual.

Quackerjack: And threatened us with chum, or tomato soup disguised as chum, again.

Liquidator: As usual.

Pain: An echo from Liquidator.

Panic: After Warp.

Snake: I even sssaw the whole thing with Pain and Panic. It wassss kind of funny!

*(Snake hissed laughed a little like a snake, only to be quieted by the mates' dagger glares. Ace even glared daggers at Snake)*

Thundercracker: Really?

Ace: Funny, eh?

Myotismon: Well, Hunter J, Vanitas, Robert, and I don't think it's funny.

Bob: Sometimes.

Hunter J: But not all the time.

Vanitas: Let’s ask away.

*(Ace then turned to the other Gangreen Gang members)*

Ace: Big Billy, do you think it’s funny like Snake does?

Billy: Duh, no way.

Ace: (To Billy) Good. *(To Grubber)* Do you, Grubber, think it’s funny?

*(Grubber replies “No” with just a raspberry)*

Ace: (To Grubber) Good. *(To Arturo)* Li’l Arturo, what about you?

Arturo: (Laughs a bit in agreement) Nope.

Ace: (To Arturo) Good. *(To Snake)* And do you, Snake, still think it’s funny like you said?

Snake: Yesss, a little.

*(Ace punches Snake, making him change his answer)*

Snake: I meanssss no. It’sss not funny, Bossssss.

Ace: Exactly. Nobody, I mean nobody, makes fun of our mates like the other crew members do. Right?

Snake: (Agreeing with a smile) Yessss, Bossssss.

Vanitas: And think about it, you really think they'll leave you guys alone about it until we do tell the captain's group?

*(He then took his helmet off, revealing his face. His head and face looks almost exactly like Sora's, but his hair color is jet black, his eye color is gold yellow, and his skin color is almost pale)*

Vanitas: They're pirates. Always the tough guys.

Hunter J: Especially always the cold-hearted pirates who treat you like garbage all the time.

Quackerjack: Especially me. Heck, one time, they dumped a bucket full of *real* chum on me just because I chickened out on talking to the captain's group on leaving this place.

Bob: How can we not?

Wes: You even reeked of real chum for a week after washing it off.

Warp: Anyway, let’s just go talk to the captain's group about this.

Starscream: And they’ll stop! Hopefully.

Panic: Ooh….

Warp: What, Panic?

Slipstream: (Nonchalantly) What's the matter?

Panic: Admiral Hades, along with the captain's group, will not be happy when they find out what we’re telling them.

Pain: You mean *if* they find out.

Panic: Yeah, but…. *(Thinks it over and agrees)* “If.” “If” is good.

Soundwave: I doubt there's an "If" on that.

*(Pain nods in agreement and they, along with the mates, continued to their captain, admiral, assistant admiral, and two assistant captains. On the top deck of the ship, the captain himself is reading a map of Neverland on his desk with two gray-skinned men, two robots, one male and one female, a male alien cyborg, a male anthro duck, four human men, and a male Beanbean creature looking with him. The captain is a purple and gray robot-like man with red eyes, yellow metallic teeth, gray horns on top of his head, red stripes, and wearing a black cape with the interior colored dark red, and has a silver hook in place of his left robotic hand. He is Evil Emperor Zurg (Or in this story, Captain Zurg), and he not only likes to talk in sarcasm sometimes, but he also insults people and is very temperamental. The first gray-skinned man is a bald gray-skinned skeletal-like man with blue flames as his hair that turn red when angry, for he is temperamental like Zurg, yellow eyes, black pupils, and wearing a dark gray, black, and slate gray short-sleeved Greek robe with a small gray skull button holding it closed and on the ground where his feet are supposed to be are some swirls of black smoke acting as his feet. He is Hades, the admiral of the crew and the Lord of the Underworld who talks smooth-like like a negotiator on deals and sometimes speaks in sarcasm. The last gray-skinned man is a man with pale dark gray skin, short spiky black hair, gold eyes, and wearing a black long-sleeved jumpsuit, black leg-length boots, and a black long-sleeved, floor-length robe. He is Pitch Black, the boogeyman and assistant captain of the crew who acts as a serious assistant captain to Zurg's group. The male robot is a male Decepticon with dark gray armored body resembling both a gladiator and samurai's spiky armor, dark purple armored bodily interior, a dark gray armored gladiator/samurai helmet-like cowl, a dark gray armored mask-like face with tiny thin black outlines resembling wrinkles, glowing red optic-like eyes, a dark purple face emblem on the center of his chest, and sometimes carries a dark purple blaster called the Fusion Cannon on his right forearm that he can shoot from. He is Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, Optimus, Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Slipstream's older brother, the other assistant captain of the crew, and former champion gladiator of the Pits of Cybertron's Kaon. The female robot is a female human-sized robot spider-like Insecticon with black, purple, white, yellow, and dark pink body armor, a long black mechanical scorpion-like tail, a white mask-like face, glowing dark pink eyes, medium-sized black horns on her head (Similar to Maleficent's horned headdress from "Sleeping Beauty (1959)"), black lips, purple armored clawed hands on her black armored arms, and all six black armored feet from her six black armored spider-like legs styled to resemble high-heeled shoes, making them a total in the style of an actual spider's eight legs. She is Airachnid, the Queen of the Insecticons, the warrior of the Decepticons, and Zurg's group's partner. The male alien cyborg is a male black and white skeletal Kaleesh cyborg with red eyes, and wearing only a black cape with a dark red interior . He is General Grievous, the assistant admiral of the crew. The male anthro duck is an evil version of Darkwing Duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, a gold yellow beak and webbed feet, and wearing a red long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a yellow long-sleeved coat with four black buttons, a black eyemask, a red fedora with a black band, and a black cape with red trimming. He is Negaduck, the other assistant captain of the crew. The first human man is a heavyset yellow-skinned human man with short gray hair, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, medium tan yellow tanning eyebags underneath his eyes, and wearing a gray long-sleeved jacket with a white folded handkerchief in his left side chest part pocket over a teal green long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt with a dark teal green placket, buttons, and Peter Pan collar, a gold chain necklace underneath his shirt, a silver Rolex watch on his left wrist, a gold chain bracelet on his right wrist, a gold pinky ring on his right hand's pinky finger, dark teal green pants, white socks, and black shoes, and sometimes carries a gun, knife, cigar, and silver knuckle brasses. He is Don Marion Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico. The second human man is a yellow-skinned human man with short brown hair, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a charcoal gray long-sleeved business suit over a black long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a black stringed necklace with an off white fake shark tooth charm underneath his shirt, a lavender necktie, a black leatherbanded watch on his left wrist, a black belt with a silver buckle, charcoal gray pants, white socks, and black shoes, and, like Fat Tony, sometimes carries a gun and knife. He is Max "Legs" Legman, Fat Tony's mobster henchman. The third human man is a yellow-skinned human man with short black curly afro-like hair, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a teal blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a blue necktie, a gold chain necklace underneath his shirt, a silver gold Rolex watch on his left wrist, a black belt with a silver buckle, teal blue pants, white socks, and black shoes, and, like Fat Tony and Legs, sometimes carries a gun and knife. He is Louis "Louie" Walters, Fat Tony's other mobster henchman. The last human man is a yellow-skinned human man with short wavy black hair, thick black eyebrows, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises that are sometimes squinty to make them look shifty, a very small thick cleft near his bottom lip on his chin, and wearing a plum colored long-sleeved business suit over a light purple long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt with dark purple pinstripes, a gold chain necklace underneath his shirt, a light violet necktie, a gold Rolex watch on his left wrist, a black belt with a silver buckle, plum colored pants, white socks, and dark violet dress shoes, and, like Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie, sometimes carries a gun, knife, and cigarette. He is Giovanni Silencio AKA Jonathan "Johnny Tightlips" Schmallippe, Fat Tony's other mobster henchman. And the male Beanbean creature has green skin and yellow pupil-less eyes, and wearing a black beret hat with a green topper, a purple eyemask, white gloves, a purple and pale blue striped long-sleeved shirt, black pants, and black shoes. He is Popple, the other assistant admiral of the crew, who sometimes acts as a pacifist when it comes to Sora's group. Anyway, Zurg's group got annoyed and angry while they read the Neverland map on the desk while Popple and Fat Tony's gang sat nearby, looking bored and both Fat Tony and Johnny smoking their cigar and cigarette respectively a bit)*

Zurg: Blast that Sora Pan!

Grievous: And his friends and brothers, Roxas and Ventus!

Megatron: And Prime, too!

Hades: I completely agree, Cap.

Negaduck: If only we could find their hideout, we’d trap them in there!

Pitch: (To Popple and Fat Tony's gang) Do you agree, Popple, Fat Tony and his men?

Popple: (Nonchalant) I know, Hades, Negaduck, and Pitch.

Fat Tony: (Blows some smoke from his cigar) *Where* is it *is* the question.

Pitch: That is a good question, Fat Tony.

Louie: Look at the map more.

Hades: Hmm, Mermaid Lagoon?

Grievous: No, we searched there already.

Popple: The mermaids were no help in telling us.

Zurg: Especially when they're too beautiful to help ugly dirty pirates like us.

*(He and Popple eyed Johnny smugly)*

Popple: Like a certain mobster we know of.

Zurg: Who is considered the mermaids' hottie dude.

Johnny: (Discards his cigarette and crushes it on the deck) I ain't sayin' no comment on that.

Negaduck: And we combed Cannibal Cove.

Legs: I'm never going back *there* again.

Airachnid: (Bitterly) Nearly got eaten there once.

*(Hades suddenly noticed a spot on the map’s western part of the island)*

Hades: (Pointing at it) How about here?

Zurg: No, no! That’s Siamese ter...!

*(Megatron and Hades suddenly stopped him and began to change his mind)*

Megatron: Wait!

Hades: But what if we…?

*(Hades then ushered Zurg's group, except Popple who is watching in confusion along with Fat Tony's gang, into a huddle and whispered something, and Zurg and Grievous, the latter's case from behind his mask, smirked evilly on this)*

Zurg: Wait a minute. That’s it.

Grievous: Good idea, Hades.

Popple: What's the plan this time?

Louie: Even I'm confused.

Pitch: (Ignoring Popple and Fat Tony's gang) Those elephant-loving know-it-alls, which the Kralahome and Master Little originally came from, know this island than we do on our own ship.

Legs: (Mumbling in annoyance) And they're ignoring us again, as usual.

*(Zurg's group began to ponder)*

Zurg: I wonder....

Hades and Negaduck: Yeah….

Pitch, Megatron, and Grievous: Yes....

*(Then, the mates arrived as Pain placed the shaving kit tray on a nearby barrel. Zurg's group, while still thinking of an idea, noticed them with Popple and Fat Tony's gang briefly)*

Warp, Pain, and Panic: Good morning, Captain's group, Fat Tony and his men!

Wes: It’s a beautiful morning, palsies!

Fearsome Four: It's a beautiful day...!

Ace: (Cutting them off in annoyance) Same thing you said to the crew before.

Starscream: (Agreeing in annoyance) So enough!

Myotismon: (Agreeing in annoyance) Nobody cares about that!

Hunter J: And save your breath on that.

Bob: Yes!

Quackerjack: Well, excuuuse us!

Fat Tony: And must some of us remind you again, Weasley, to not call us "Palsies?"

Wes: Sorry. Just couldn't help it.

Knockout: Our guess; Your Geneva convention?

Wes: Sorta.

*(Suddenly, Zurg's group got an idea that they shouted out, startling the non-serious mates)*

Zurg: I got it!

Pitch: Yes!

Negaduck: Perfect!

Hades: What is it?

Grievous: And whom does it involve here?

*(The captain's group turned to the mates, Popple, and Fat Tony's gang)*

Zurg: We’ll ask Tuptim and Prince Chulalongkorn!

Fat Tony's gang: (Confused) What?

Pain: (Confused) Wait, Tuptim and Chula-whatsie, Captain, guys?

Zurg: It’s Chulalongkorn, not Chula-whatsie, you dimwit.

Megatron: Big difference.

*(The non-serious mates, Popple, and Fat Tony's gang gave confused looks)*

Johnny: Who are they again?

Megavolt: We forgot.

Hades: Oy, you know Chulalongkorn and Tuptim.

*(He finally described Chulalongkorn and Tuptim nonchalantly when they got confused even more)*

Hades: (Nonchalantly) King Mongkut’s eldest son.

Negaduck: And Tuptim is also that king’s servant girl and the son’s girlfriend.

Pitch: If you recall correctly.

Negaduck: Now do you remember?

Grievous: Do you?

*(Realizing, the mates, Popple, and Fat Tony's gang understood)*

Quackerjack: Oh, yeah.

Megavolt: Now I remember.

Liquidator: Of the Siamese Clan.

Fat Tony: The Kralahome used to be the prime minister to King Mongkut.

Louie: But then got banished with his assistant, Master Little, for trying to steal his throne.

Hades: You are correct, sirs!

Megatron: (Changing the subject) Anyway, those two will know where Sora Pan's group and Prime are hiding.

*(The mates, except Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Soundwave, Ace, Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas, however, were unsure of this)*

Ace: Cool idea!

Bob: That is an excellent idea!

Myotismon: My sentiments exactly!

Hunter J and Vanitas: Nice! (Good!)

Fat Tony: (Discarding his cigar and crushing it on the deck) Not a bad idea.

Snake: But what makesssss you think they’ll talk?

Arturo: If I recall correctly, they’re both Sora’s group's *amigos*.

Bushroot: And, in the words of Fat Tony's gang, they would never squeal on them like the good friends they are.

Wes: These three have a point.

Snake: Friendsssss to the end, never rat them out.

Ace: (Punching Snake) Shut up, you wimps!

Vanitas: (Punching Bushroot) Yes, silence, you wimps!

Louie: (Agreeing, roughly poking Wes’ chest, stunning him a bit) Where's ya confidence?

Thundercracker: (Agreeing, glaring at Liquidator) And no counterarguments.

*(Billy was about to speak)*

Vanitas: And you too, Fatty McGreen!

Skywarp: Yeah, Fatty McGreen.

Billy: Duh, hey! I’m not Fatty McGreen!

Knockout: Sure you are.

Soundwave: (Enunciating, while making a brief chubby gesture) Fatty, McGreen

Billy: WHY, YOU...!!

Megatron: ENOUGH!!

*(They quiet down)*

Hades: (Shrugging them off) But anyway, meh, a little persuasion can help.

Zurg: That is the only way we can do to make them talk.

Negaduck: Or, like Bushroot said, in Fat Tony's gang's words, squeal.

Pitch: Now, what torture shall we think of?

Wes: Force-feeding them broccolis?

Liquidator: That works on me.

Grievous: That's a stupid idea.

Bushroot: Boiling in oil?

Zurg: (To Bushroot) Nah, too hot. *(To Hades)* No offense.

Hades: None taken.

Billy: How about keelhauling?

Megatron: No! We’re not injuring them!

Vanitas: You, Billy, seriously want to injure them by scraping them on barnacles?

Johnny: How about makin' them suck a lemon?

Grievous: Johnny Tightlips, is that your answer to every torture we might think of?

Johnny: (Shrugs) Eh, maybe it's just a suggestion, maybe it ain't.

Warp: I know of a perfect torture!

Soundwave: (Sarcastically) Why am I not surprised?

Megatron: (Sarcastically agreeing) I'll say.

Warp: How about marooning? By drowning them if they refuse to crack.

Starscream: (Agreeing, to Zurg’s group) Something that'll make them hang onto their hope or breaths.

Zurg and Megatron: No!

Grievous and Bob: By Lucifer's beard!

Hades, Negaduck, and Pitch: That’s stupid.

*(Zurg's group suddenly got an idea)*

Zurg: I know!

Hades: We’ll try marooning them!

Negaduck: If they refuse to crack!

Grievous: That's right.

Megatron: Something that'll make them hang onto their hope or breaths.

Pitch and Bob: My sentiments, exactly!

*(Warp and Starscream groaned a bit while Warp palmed his hand on his forehead in annoyance, for it was his and Starscream's idea. Suddenly, they heard a male Southern accented voice singing badly. They looked up and saw near the crow’s nest Brer Bear singing badly while playing on his accordion. Next to him, Brer Fox is covering his ears with his hat to block out the horrible singing)*

Brer Bear: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**You’ll find adventure and sport**

**But late every minute**

**For all that is in it**

*(Even Zurg’s group, Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony’s gang were annoyed by the bad singing. Popple, Warp, Pain, Panic, Wes, the Fearsome Four, and Gangreen Gang, on the other hand, just ignored their bad singing. Brer Fox and Soundwave silently gestured to Zurg’s group, Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas to make Brer Bear stop)*

Brer Bear: **The life of a pirate**

**Is shoooooooort**

**Oh, the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....**

*(Getting Brer Fox and Soundwave’s gestures, Zurg, Negaduck, Hunter J, Fat Tony's gang, and Megatron pulled their guns out and aimed his Fusion Cannon respectively and Hades, Pitch, Myotismon, and Vanitas conjured up a fireball, black sand blast, and two energy blasts from their hands and Keyblade respectively pulled their guns out and Hades, Pitch, Myotismon, and Vanitas conjured up a fireball, black sand blast, and two energy blasts from their hands and Keyblade respectively and they shot the accordion out of Brer Bear’s hands, making it fall into the water, splashing Knockout, Ace, and Megavolt in the process)*

Knockout: (Nonchalantly) Really?

Ace: (Through gritted teeth) I hate getting wet!

*(Snake laughed a bit at him at first until Ace punched him, making him stop)*

Megavolt: Ace isn't the only one who hates getting wet!

Quackerjack: (Laughs at him a bit) Yeah, well, you literally look like a drowned rat, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Angrily) A drowned rat?! *(Splashing some water from himself onto Quackerjack)* Don't call me "Sparky!"

*(Brer Bear shouted down to Zurg's group, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony's gang in anger)*

Brer Bear: Hey! What’s the big idea?! I was just singing a song here! I was just almost done when you shot at me!

Zurg: Well, next time, sing better!

Pitch: Don't ever sing off-key trills again!

Fat Tony: Do a little practice!

Hades: And deal with it!

Megatron: Or better yet, don't ever sing at all!

*(Angrily, Brer Bear, while climbing down with Brer Fox, climbed down to the other side of the ship as well while they talked)*

Brer Bear: I don’t understand why they didn’t just shout at me not to annoy them instead of shooting my accordion. I rather go and knock someone’s head clean off!

Brer Fox: Like who? Someone in our crew? Last time you did that to Fuzzy, he gave you a good uppercut and we had to break up the fight between you two knuckleheads!

Brer Bear: I did not like it when Fuzzy uppercutted me.

Brer Fox: “Uppercutted” is not the right word!

Brer Bear: Then let me rephrase it. I did not like it when Fuzzy *punched* me.

Brer Fox: Now what you just rephrased is much better.

Brer Bear: Thank you, Brer Fox.

*(During their conversation, Ace and Popple rolled their eyes in annoyance secretly while stifling a laugh, for they knew their physical and verbal arguments and conversations can be confusing and annoying. After they were gone, Zurg, Negaduck, Hunter J, and Fat Tony's gang puts their guns away and changed the subject with Megatron, Hades, Pitch, Grievous, Myotismon, and Vanitas)*

Zurg: Now, where were we?

Megatron, Hades, Negaduck, Grievous, and Pitch: Before we were interrupted….

Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas: Indeed....

Pain: Wow, Captain Zurg, Admiral Hades, and Assistant Captains Negaduck, Megatron, and Pitch, and Assistant Captain Grievous.

Wes: You, along with Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony's gang, shooting the accordion out of Brer Bear’s hands in the middle of his cadenza?

Thundercracker: Despite how off-key he was?

Quackerjack: (Laughs a bit) That ain’t good form, you know.

*(Panic and Megavolt got shocked on what Quackerjack said and tried to shush him, but it was too late)*

Pain: (Whispering savagely through gritted teeth) Ix-nay, ix-nay!

Bob: (Whispering) Shut up!

*(But it was too late. Zurg's group and a now nervous Starscream heard Quackerjack and turned to him and the others calmly at first)*

Zurg: (Sarcastically) Good form, Quackerjack?

Hades, Megatron, Negaduck, Grievous, and Pitch: (Sarcastically agreeing) You don’t say?

Starscream: (A bit nervous) Well, uh, yes, true that it isn't....

*(Then Zurg's group got angry and Zurg knocked the desk over while Hades bursted into angry flames, scaring Starscream)*

Zurg's group: Blast good form!

*(Zurg waves his hook in front of the mates and the terrified Starscream angrily while Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, and Pitch went up to them, with Hades in red flames, showing four old teeth mark scratches on each of their left forearms and Megatron having an old healed first-degree burn scar on his right forearm)*

Zurg: Let us ask you this, Mr. Know-It-All!

Megatron: Did Sora Pan *and* Prime show good form when they both did this to us?!

Hades, Negaduck, and Pitch: AND IT HURT, TOO!!

*(Quackerjack and Skywarp tried to calm them down in an apologetic way)*

Skywarp: Aw, Captain, Admiral. *(Chuckles a bit)* Calm down.

Quackerjack: That Keyblade-wielding goody two-shoed boy cutting the captain’s hand off and getting the admiral and both of the assistant captains’ arms injured and even Starscream and Popple nearly eaten were only a couple of childish pranks.

Snake: In fact, he, along with hisssss group and Prime, did it to ssssssave their Pikachu and Kirby from you.

Ace: (Punching Snake) Don’t make it worse!

Starscream: Childish pranks, my tailgate! How would you know what it's like to being nearly eaten, let alone almost burned?!

Zurg: And then that brat had the nerve to throw my hand to that red alligator Pokemon named Krookodile!

Hades: And after he ate it, one chomp from his chewing scarred mine, Negaduck, and Pitch's arms, due to that brat kicking us down to him, and bit our pets, Cerberus and Devastator!

Megatron: And burned me!

Popple and Starscream: And made us nearly eaten!

Grievous: That's right!

Pitch: And ever since then, those three accursed beasts, not to be confused with Cerberus, liked the taste of me, the rest of Zurg's group, and our pets so well, he’s been following us.

Negaduck: Licking their chops for the rest of us mostly.

*(As Zurg’s group and even a half angry, half terrified Starscream ranted about this, Zurg took off his cape while Negaduck removed his cape and hat and walked around while Zurg’s group and Starscream calmed down and Hades' flames turned blue. Warp tried to seat Zurg in a chair and cover him with a blanket, but he kept missing. Finally, when Zurg’s group and Starscream finished, Warp seated Zurg in the chair and covered him in the blanket)*

Billy: (Missing the point) Duh, honestly, those beasts would likely ask first.

Starscream: (Annoyed) What?! That's not the point of my question, William!

Ace: (Immediately agreeing with Starscream, trying not to provoke him) Yeah, shame on you!

Warp: And those three would’ve had the Captain's group, Cerberus, and Devastator by now.

Bushroot: If each of those three hadn’t swallowed three alarm clocks.

Pain: Which eventually led to you hating the sound of a clock now because of that incident.

Thundercracker: So, no clocks allowed on this ship.

Arturo: Yet now when those three creatures are near....

Louie: (Agreeing) They’ll warn you immediately with their tick-tock, tick-tocking.

*(As he said “Tick-tock, tick-tocking” while Panic started to prepare the shaving kit, the sound of ticking is heard nearby. Hades, Megatron, Negaduck, Grievous, Pitch, and the mates got surprised that the three beasts are coming now on cue, while Zurg, Popple, and even Starscream got fearful looks on their faces. Then, from beneath the water, near the ship, a big male red crocodile-like Pokemon and two big orange dragon-like Pokemon, one male and one female, both with built-in water-proof emblems, emerged, looking up at Zurg’s group. The male red crocodile-like Pokemon is a Ground/Dark-type Pokemon with a thick maroon-colored body, a black back, a white stomach, five triangular spikes on his back (Four around the middle of his back and one large one at the beginning of his tail; Each of the smaller spikes on his back are linked to black, triangular spikes that reach around to its front, slightly overlapping his white stomach; The largest spike sits at the beginning of his long thick tail, which has three, thick, black stripes; The last stripe covers the tip of the tail), very short legs that are directly attached to his feet (That are are wrapped in black and have three white claws facing forward), short, thin arms with a black stripe around each elbow, long, thin fingers that are each tipped with a white claw, a slightly pointed that contains a distinctive black membrane that surrounds both eyes (The outline of the membrane angles upward sharply, coming to points above the top of his head; He uses this distinctive look to harshly intimidate opponents), very powerful eyes (With variable focus) that allow him to see things at a great distance, even in the middle of a desert, a long snout, containing a black stripe around the bridge, large pointed nostrils on the end (Four of his rear and two of his front teeth slightly overlap his lower jaw), and extremely powerful jaws (That give him the ability to crush objects as large and durable as an automobile. The jaws can twist a body before breaking it in half). He is the Krookodile. The male orange dragon-like Pokemon is a Fire/Flying-type Pokemon with orange scales, a cream colored underbelly from the chest to the tip of his tail, a somewhat long neck, small blue eyes, slightly raised nostrils, and two horn-like structures protruding from the back of his rectangular head, two white fangs that are visible in his upper jaw when his mouth is closed, two large orange wings with blue-green undersides sprouting from its back, a horn-like appendage jutting out from the top of the third joint of each wing, a single white clawed wing-finger that are visible through the center of each wing membrane, short and skinny arms, a robust belly, three white claws on his fingers and toes, stocky legs with cream-colored soles on each of his plantigrade feet, and the tip of his long tapering tail with a sizeable flame that burns strongly, and, as mentioned above, a built-in water-proof emblem. He is Charizard, the Krookodile's best friend and partner. And the female orange dragon-like Pokemon is like Charizard, but with long thin black eyelashes and wearing a pink bow on her head. She is Charla, Charizard's wife and his and the Krookodile's best friend and partner. And they are the said Pokemon who are after Zurg’s group, Starscream, Cerberus, and Devastator because of their delicious tastes, but mostly for Zurg’s group.* *As Zurg, Popple, and Starscream shook in fear, the Krookodile, Charizard, and Charla licked their own lips hungrily while drooling and Charizard and Charla flew up to the edge, staring down at Starscream like hungry dogs, much to the latter's terrified reaction. Even, thanks to their emblems, the bubble barriers protecting Charizard and Charla's flames on their tails popped)*

Zurg: Guys....

Starscream: Uh....

Popple: GUYS!!!!

*(Zurg jumped off the chair and, with Popple and Starscream, the third latter who shrieked a bit like a girl, cowered behind Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, Pitch, Grievous, Fat Tony's gang, and the mates)*

Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, Pitch, and Grievous: Hey!

Zurg: Save us!

Starscream: Don’t let them get us!

Popple: (Panicking) Go! Do something, now! *(Crying his eyes out)* We beg of you! PLEEEEAAAASSSSSSE!!

Megatron: (Groans a bit in annoyance, mumbling angrily a bit) Wimps.

Grievous: (Groans a bit in annoyance, mumbling angrily a bit) Cowards.

*(Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, Pitch, Grievous, and Fat Tony's gang, while rolling their eyes as Megatron and Grievous angrily mumbled their above lines, and the mates went up to the railing and scolded the Krookodile and even Charizard and Charla, with Megatron and Soundwave aiming their Fusion Cannon and blaster)*

Ace: Now listen up, you!

Gangreen Gang except Ace: Yeah!

Bushroot: You should be ashamed of yourself!

Warp: Who do you think you are scaring our captain and assistant admiral?

Billy: Let alone Starscream?

Liquidator: There’ll be no handouts today!

Hades: That's right!

Bob: Yes, beat it!

Quackerjack: Back off!

Pain and Panic: Please?

Legs: (Aghast, to Pain and Panic) "Please?"

Fat Tony: (Flatly, to Pain and Panic) Really?

Megatron: (Aiming his Fusion Cannon) Either leave us, or we'll scare you off with our blasts.

Soundwave: (Agreeing) Despite the fact that your leather armored bodies are immune to these blasts.

*(The Krookodile then begged like a dog while Charizard and Charla gave dagger glares, as if wanting to challenge them. Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, Pitch, Grievous, Fat Tony's gang, and the mates then shouted things like “Shoo now!” or “Go away!” and finally “Get out of here!” and the Krookodile, Charizard, and Charla glared at them. Then Charizard and Charla blasted a brief fire breath at Starscream, who ducked in the nick of time, just having the tip of his crest hit by the flames' tip. Then he quickly tapped his crest's tip, putting the heat out. Skywarp and Thundercracker scoffed at this)*

Thundercracker: Well, at least they somewhat have manners.

Skywarp: Compared to any other beast.

*(Then the Krookodile swam away with Charizard and Charla flying away with him before they, too, disappeared into the water with him, having their bubble barriers protecting their flames on their tails again. Cowering behind a chair, Zurg and Popple took a peek while Starscream came out in relief, giving a sigh of relief)*

Starscream: (Softly) Praise the Allspark.

Zurg: Are they gone?

Popple: Please tell us they’re gone.

Snake: Yesssss, Captain and Asssssssisssstant Admiral.

Quackerjack: All clear.

Skywarp: The coast is definitely clear.

*(Grubber blew his raspberry a bit in agreement)*

Billy: Nothing to worry about.

Liquidator: Like Billy said.

Fat Tony: We did good telling off those beasts.

Legs and Johnny: Yeah!

Louie: Hopefully, he won't return for his next chance.

Thundercracker: And you, Starscream, didn't get your crest's tip burned?

Starscream: At least I ducked, didn't I, Thundercracker?

Thundercracker: Well, excuuuse me.

*(Zurg and Popple then came out of hiding, but are still shaking in fear)*

Zurg: But guys, we can’t stand it anymore! We can’t!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack calmed him and Popple down as they seated Zurg and Negaduck in the chair, for Zurg's case again, and covered them both in the blanket again)*

Quackerjack: Now, relax, Captain and Assistant Captain.

Megavolt: In fact, what you, Captain, need is a shave.

*(Megavolt then wrapped two towels around Zurg and Negaduck’s heads)*

Megavolt: A nice clean shave.

*(As Zurg calmed down underneath the towel, he and Negaduck fell asleep. Noticing Popple still shaken, Louie then calmed him down)*

Louie: Now, now. Just take a deep slow breath, and calm down.

Johnny: (Agreeing with a shrug) That's what *he* does when he panics.

*(Also calming down, doing what Louie said, Popple inhaled slowly and exhaled)*

Popple: Thanks.

*(The others then noticed Megavolt and Quackerjack preparing to work on shaving Zurg and Negaduck)*

Pitch: You, Megavolt and Quackerjack, are seriously going to shave Zurg and Negaduck?

Megavolt and Quackerjack: Yep!

Slipstream: (To Knockout, softly) This should be good for laughs.

Knockout: (Agreeing softly) I'll say.

Pain: (Agreeing, chuckling a bit) This should be funny.

Thundercracker: (Softly) I'd rather get a drink.

Megatron: (To Thundercracker while pondering) A drink, huh? *(To Soundwave)* Soundwave, what do you think?

*(Then Soundwave ejected some tapes from his chest compartment, who then transformed into smaller robots, five males and one female. They are the Cassettecons. The female Cassettecon is a female robot with fuchsia, white, and pink body armor, a white skirt-like waist with pink lining, little pink armor-like lips, red scanner-like sunglasses-like optic-like eyes, black armor-like mascara, a baby pink mask-like face, black and white monitor-like appendages on her shoulders surrounded by dark red lining, built-in speakers on her chest, a purple Decepticon emblem on her right shoulder, black lining above her thighs, pink fingers and kneecaps, fuchsia, magenta, and pink shins, pointed silver feet with pink built-in heels, and light pink appendages built in the back of her shoulders. She is Flipside, the punkiest of the Cassettecons and with extreme loyalty to Soundwave. The first male Cassettecon is a male robot with purple body armor, red scanner-like sunglasses-like optic-like eyes, a silver mask-like face, black and white monitor-like appendages on his shoulders surrounded by dark red lining, built-in speakers on his chest, a purple Decepticon emblem on his stomach, black lining above his thighs, dark gray fingers and kneecaps, red, gold yellow, and silver shins, pointed silver feet, and silver appendages built in the back of his shoulders. He is Rumble, the small, but strong and punky, Cassettecon, Flipside's twin brother, and also with extreme loyalty to Soundwave. The second male Cassettecon is a male robot with charcoal gray, red, and yellow body armor, red scanner-like sunglasses-like optic-like eyes, a pale red mask-like face, black and white monitor-like appendages on his shoulders surrounded by dark red lining, built-in speakers on his chest, a purple Decepticon emblem on his stomach, black lining above his thighs, dark gray kneecaps, red, grayish blue, and yellow shins, pointed silver feet, and pale red appendages built in the back of his shoulders. He is Frenzy, Rumble and Flipside's triplet brother who also has a punky personality also with extreme loyalty to Soundwave. The third male Cassettecon is a male robot with red, white, blue, and yellow body armor, red scanner-like sunglasses-like optic-like eyes, a pale cream colored mask-like face, black and white monitor-like appendages on his shoulders surrounded by dark red lining, built-in speakers on his chest, a purple Decepticon emblem on his stomach, black lining above his thighs, red kneecaps, orange and light blue shins, pointed silver feet, and pale cream colored appendages built in the back of his shoulders. He is Enemy, Rumble, Frenzy, and Flipside's quadruplet brother and the most mature punky Cassettecon also with extreme loyalty to Soundwave. The fourth male Cassettecon is a male black panther-like robot with black armored fur, a dark gray armored muzzle and underbelly, glowing yellow optic-like eyes, a black armored nose, and a long black armored tail. He is Ravage, Soundwave's loyal Cassettecon pet, hunter, and spy. And the last male Cassettecon is a male falcon-like robot with black armored feathers, glowing red optic-like eyes, a gray armored beak, legs, and feet, and black armored talons. He is Laserbeak, Soundwave's other loyal Cassettecon pet, lookout, and main sentry and spy)*

Rumble: What's up?

Soundwave: Want to go get a drink?

Flipside: (Interested) A drink? *(Shrugs in agreement)* Sure.

Frenzy: (Shrugs) Why not?

Enemy: Just so long we don't get drunk.

*(Laserbeak and Ravage respectively caws and growled a bit in agreement while Megavolt and Quackerjack then started singing, resulting Hades, Megatron, Starscream, Knockout, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Slipstream, Soundwave, the Cassettecons, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, Grievous, and Fat Tony's gang to walk away, deciding to get a drink)*

Megavolt: **Oh, a pirate’s life**

**Is a wonderful life**

**A-sailin’ over the sea**

Quackerjack: **Give me a career**

**As a....**

*(At the same time Megavolt and Quackerjack were singing, two Wingulls were flying by, when they noticed Zurg and Negaduck’s towel-wrapped heads, and thinking they're nests, they laid on them. After they landed on each towel, Quackerjack, after Megavolt finished his turn, stopped singing when Pain spoke up upon noticing the Wingulls along with Popple and the other mates)*

Pain: Uh, Megavolt, Quackerjack?

Megavolt: (To Pain) Not now. *(To Zurg and Negaduck)* Captain, First Assistant Captain, we just can’t help but notice.

Quackerjack: You’re both not your usual jolly selves lately.

*(He and Megavolt then covered both Wingulls’ butts and tails with shaving cream, thinking they're both Zurg and Negaduck’s shadowed faces. Liquidator and Ace tried to explain what’s going on)*

Ace: Guys....

Liquidator: You’re actually….

Quackerjack: Not now.

*(He then took a shaver and started singing in a high-pitched voice after pulling his male cartoonish-looking anthro banana doll called Mr. Banana Brain out)*

Quackerjack: (In his high-pitched voice) **Give me a career**

**As a buccaneer....**

*(As he prepared one of each of the shavers with Megavolt, Quackerjack suddenly remembered what the crew forcefully asked him and the mates to do about leaving Neverland, stopped singing and spoke up in his high-pitched voice)*

Quackerjack: (In his high-pitched voice) Now's your chance to tell them, Gem. *(In his normal voice)* Good idea, Mr. Banana Brain. *(To Zurg and Negaduck)* And the crew’s getting really impatient, Captain and First Assistant Captain.

Megavolt: That is, what’s left of them.

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack, after the latter puts Mr. Banana Brain away in his pocket, then shaved the two Wingulls' butts and tails clean of their feathers. Annoyed by Megavolt and Quackerjack’s idiotic method of shaving the two Wingulls instead of Zurg and Negaduck’s shadowed faces, Popple and the mates tried to speak up again)*

Popple and mates, except Megavolt and Quackerjack: Guys, you’re shaving the…!

Megavolt: (Getting angry and annoyed) Not now!

*(He calmed down as he and Quackerjack spoke to Zurg and Negaduck again)*

Megavolt: So why don’t we just sail away?

Quackerjack: Leave Neverland?

Megavolt: And forget Sora Pan's group and Optimus Prime?

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack then rubbed aftershave on their hands and patted each two Wingulls' butts with it. After they were done, the Wingulls bolted awake and after seeing their naked butts and tails, flew away, squawking a bit in embarrassment)*

Megavolt: Oh, come on, Captain. Don’t cry.

Quackerjack: And don't yell at us, First Assistant Captain. We’ll be more happier after that.

Megavolt: Not to mention a whole lot healthier.

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack then put some shaving powder on their hands and begins to pat their hands in the air while they were about to sing)*

Popple and mates except Megavolt and Quackerjack: GUYS!!!!

Megavolt and Quackerjack: WHAT?!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack noticed the two Wingulls are gone)*

Megavolt and Quackerjack: Captain, First Assistant Captain?!

Megavolt: Oh my gosh!! We never shaved them this close before!

Quackerjack: (Points at Megavolt) You did most of the shaving, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Angrily) Don't call me "Sparky!"

Warp: Well, if you had payed attention....

Popple: Then maybe you'd....

Megavolt: Shut up and look around for their heads!

Quackerjack: Now!

*(As Megavolt and Quackerjack crawled on the floor, searching for the heads, their backs picked up the chairs and the rocking made the towels fall off of Zurg and Negaduck’s heads. They woke up suddenly and after looking around in confusion, they noticed Megavolt and Quackerjack, searching around like an idiot, and got annoyed and angry)*

Zurg and Negaduck: Get up, you idiots!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack bolted to their feet, knocking Zurg, Negaduck, their chairs, and even Popple aside. The mates noticed and they, except Megavolt and Quackerjack, got shocked)*

Megavolt and Quackerjack: (Saluting) Aye-aye, sirs!

*(They heard the chairs crash down on the deck below and noticed Zurg, Negaduck, their chairs, and Popple have landed on the other side where Hades, Pitch, Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, Fat Tony's gang, Starscream, Knockout, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Soundwave, the Cassettecons, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, Fat Tony's gang, and the other crew members are, and the ones that fell also landed on Starscream, knocking him down. They got confused at first, but they became curious on what happened when the mates arrived down there, shouting in concern for Popple and their captain and second assistant captain. Megatron, Hades, Pitch, Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and Fat Tony's gang, however, had a feeling something happened. And Mimi is now wearing a white frilly maid cap, a black short-sleeved maid dress, and a white sleeveless bodily apron with black buttons covering the chest part, along with her black stockings and black Mary Jane shoes)*

Vicious: What the...?

Ruggedo: What’s going on?

Brer Bear: And why did the captain and first assistant captain, along with the assistant admiral, fall down and go boom on both the floor and Starscream?

Braig: We told you to tell them about us leaving now!

Mimi: Or did you forget again?!

Hades, Megatron, and Pitch: (Confused) Tell us what?

Warp: Well, it’s hard to explain....

Ace: But what they're saying is....

*(Popple then recovered)*

Popple: Ow, my head....

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack went up to a dizzy Zurg and Negaduck, thinking they found their heads while Starscream recovered and struggled to get up)*

Megavolt: (Relieved) Oh, good! They’re fine!

Quackerjack: Good as new!

*(Megavolt and Quackerjack grabbed Zurg and Negaduck’s faces while Popple tried to stop them when the captain and second assistant captain snapped out of their dizziness, got up, took the blankets off, and grabbed Megavolt, Quackerjack, and even Popple and the freed Starscream, making the crew shocked)*

Zurg and Negaduck: (To Popple, Starscream, Megavolt, and Quackerjack) You brainless idiots!

Popple, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Starscream: (Panicked) It wasn't my fault, see?! (Wait!) (Mercy!) (What’s going on?!)

*(Zurg and Negaduck were about to punch the four when the crew screamed out at them to stop while Hades, Megatron, Pitch, Grievous, Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas were surprised)*

Louie: Whoa, stop!

Rumble: Now's not the time for fisticuffs!

Bushroot: Chill, Captain and Second Assistant Captain!

Wes: No need to hit them!

Ace: Relax!

*(Zurg and Negaduck stopped and got confused along with Hades, Megatron, Grievous, Pitch, Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas)*

Zurg: What?

*(He and Negaduck dropped Popple, Starscream, Megavolt, and Quackerjack)*

Hades: Just what’s going on here?

Negaduck: What kind of ruckus are you planning this time?

Pitch: What do you mean “Tell us?”

Megatron: What exactly is going on?

Amoeba Bossman: Tell them what?

*(Barricade, Lasombra, and Mimi groaned a bit in annoyance and spoke to Zurg's group)*

Barricade: Let’s just say we want to leave Neverland!

Lasombra: My sentiments exactly!

Mimi: (Glaring daggers at the non-serious mates) Since these cowards refuse to tell you!

*(Zurg’s group got confused)*

Zurg’s group: What?

Warp: You heard them!

Brer Fox: Or are you deaf?

Pain: The crew is edgy because we want to leave and go back to being pirates.

Panic: That's right.

Skywarp: (Nods) Mm-hm.

Ratigan: Exactly!

Pete: They have a point.

Ruggedo: Let's just get up out of here!

*(Among the crew, a human middle-aged man that resembles a hippie, is drinking a lot of alcoholic beer-like rum in his mug. He is Punch-Out Guru, the alcoholic drunk member of the crew. As this happened, the crew, except Soundwave, the Cassettecons, Shockwave, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Slipstream, shouted their agreement with Pete and Ruggedo. Zurg’s group then got sarcastic after pretending to ponder about it)*

Zurg: (Sarcastically) Very well.

Negaduck: (Sarcastically) If that’s your decision.

Pitch: (Sarcastically) If that’s what you want.

Grievous: (Sarcastically) Yes.

Hades: (Sarcastically) Of course.

Megatron: (Sarcastically) Oh, yes.

*(Warp and Bob hands Zurg and Negaduck their own capes and Negaduck's hat and Zurg and Negaduck accepted them and puts them back on)*

Zurg’s group: Not happening yet!

*(The crew groaned a bit in anger)*

Hades: What’s wrong with you?!

*(The crew quieted down. Noticing, Bob cleared his throat to Hades)*

Bob: Ix-nay.

*(Hades then calmed down upon hearing Bob say that and, with the rest of Zurg’s group, spoke up in a positive way)*

Hades: If you help us kill Sora Pan's group....

Megatron: And Prime....

Negaduck: We shall reward you with treasure.

Pitch: But all you have to do is do what we say.

Zurg: Exactly.

Grievous: Indeed.

Bob: No evil deed can be unrewarded.

Negaduck: That's what we always say.

Thrax: (Skeptically) Really?

Zurg’s group: Really.

Man Ray: Let’s just sail away for all I care.

Russ: We're better off doing that.

Zurg, Megatron, and Negaduck: Really?

Hades: Let’s just say we have a plan.

Pitch: That's right.

Crew except Punch-Out Guru: (Confused) A plan?

Warp: Me and the others were told of this plan.

Mates except Warp: (Agreeing) Yeah. (Yes.)

Liquidator and Fat Tony: Tell them.

Bob: So they can understand.

Hades: And rest assured, Kralahome and Master Little, you'll love this plan.

Kralahome: Really?

Master Little: Say it.

Zurg: My group and I plan to kidnap Tuptim and Prince Chulalongkorn of the Siamese and persuade them into telling us where Sora Pan’s group and Prime's hideout is.

*(The crew is now starting to become convinced by the plan, even the Kralahome and Master Little)*

Master Little: Master Little like that plan.

Kralahome: And with them dead, perhaps I shall take the title as King of the Siamese with your help.

Bob: Precisely.

Wes: No shame in making once-in-a-lifetime ultimatums.

Hades: And when they tell us, we’ll maroon them both....

Megatron: Find that bratty flesh boy, Prime, and their electric rodent and friends....

Pitch: And kill them and their friends.

Zurg’s group: And as we promise, we’ll leave Neverland for good!

*(The crew cheered. After Zurg and Pitch accepted their own Napoleon Bonaparte-like hats from Ace and Myotismon and putting them on, Zurg and Negaduck threw their capes in the air and with the rest of Zurg’s group, then started singing)*

Zurg: **From the brains**

**That brought you**

**The Cannibal Cove Caper**

Hades: **The heads that made headlines**

**Throughout all of Neverland newspapers**

Pitch: **And wondrous things like**

**The Mermaid Lagoon job**

Zurg: **That cunning display**

**That made Neverlanders sob**

Megatron: **Now comes the real *tour de force***

Negaduck: **Tricky and wicked of course**

*(Punch-Out Guru took another beer-like rum bottle and while refilling repeatedly, drank it all up from his mug)*

Zurg’s group: **Our earlier crimes**

**Were fine for our times**

**But now we’re at it again**

**An even grimmer plot**

**Has been simmering**

**In our great criminal brains**

*(As the crew sang this next, Mimi then quickly changed into her navy blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a red bowtie, a navy blue knee-length business skirt, and black high-heeled shoes, along with her black stockings)*

Crew: **Even meaner?**

**You mean it?**

**Worse than the widows and orphans**

**You drowned?**

**You’re the best of the worst around**

**Oh Zurg's group**

**Oh Zurg's group**

**The rest fall behind**

**To Zurg's group**

**To Zurg's group**

**Neverland’s greatest criminal minds**

*(Then Pitch played on a harp with Zurg, Hades, Megatron, Grievous, and Negaduck standing next to him)*

Pitch: Thank you, thank you.

Grievous: But it hasn’t all been champagne and caviar.

Negaduck: Yes.

Zurg: We’ve had our share of adversity.

Hades: Thanks to those miserable second-rate brats, Sora Pan and his group!

Megatron: And Prime!

*(They leered at the pictures of Sora's group and Optimus on the wall, covered with darts)*

Crew: Boo!

Zurg: (Fake sobbing) For years, those insufferable brats and their allies have interfered with our plans.

Pitch: (Fake sobbing) And we haven’t had a moment’s piece of mind.

Crew: Aw….

*(Punch-Out Guru then briefly sobbed uncontrollably a little)*

Hades and Negaduck: But all of that’s in the past!

Zurg: This time, nothing, not even Sora Pan's group....

Megatron: And Prime, can stop us!

Pitch: Indeed!

Zurg’s group: All will bow down before us!

Crew: **Oh Zurg's group**

**Oh Zurg's group**

**You’re tops and that’s that**

**To Zurg's group**

**To Zurg's group**

*(Then all of a sudden, Punch-Out Guru finally sang out loud drunkenly)*

Punch-Out Guru: (Drunkenly) **To those six and Popple**

**The greatest Borgfish group**

*(He hiccups. Suddenly, Zurg's group spits their wine, or Energon Juice for Megatron's case, they were drinking in horror on what Punch-Out Guru said. Even Popple and the crew were shocked)*

Legs: Uh-oh.

Knockout: His loss.

Gangreen Gang: Not good.

*(Zurg’s group then turned to Punch-Out Guru in anger and got up to him)*

Pitch: What was that you said?!

*(Punch-Out Guru hiccups again)*

Zurg: What did you call us?!

*(The pirates tried to stand up for Punch-Out Guru)*

Brer Fox: He didn’t mean it, Sirs!

Louie: It was just the slip of his tongue.

Popple: Even though I hate being called a Big Mouth...!

*(Ignoring them, Negaduck and Megatron both savagely grabs Punch-Out Guru by the neck rim of his shirt while they and the rest of Zurg’s group yelled at him)*

Zurg's group except Popple: WE ARE *NOT* A BORGFISH GROUP!!

Rocksteady: (To Zurg’s group) Of course you’re not! *(To the pirates)* Right?

*(The crew agreed)*

Bebop: You’re great pirates.

Johnny: That's right, great pirates.

Louie: Yeah. Great great pirates.

Rumble: The best.

Popple: And I, myself, am also a great Shadow Thief! So come on, spare...!

Zurg’s group: Silence!

*(Zurg and Pitch set up the plank and Megatron and Negaduck, with Zurg and Hades' help, hangs Punch-Out Guru on the edge by the back of his shirt's neck rim as the crew watched)*

Zurg: Oh, my dear Punch-Out Guru.

Pitch: I’m afraid you have gone and upset us.

*(Hades and Megatron respectively pulled a bell and whistle out with evil smirks, with the rest of Zurg's group also smirking evilly in agreement)*

Hades: You know what happens when someone upsets me, the rest of Zurg's group members, or Popple, right?

Megatron: Major, deadly, consequences.

*(Popple and the crew, except Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas who smirked evilly in agreement at this, got shocked on this, for they knew what would happen to unfortunate crew members like Punch-Out Guru. Hades rang the bell while Megatron briefly blew his whistle and a giant black furred three-headed evil looking dog with red eyes and a panther-like tail and a giant male muscular-shaped robot with a red armored torso, a dark gray armored pelvis and forearms, a gray armored head, a green armored right leg, a gold armored left leg and lower arms, and green glowing optic-like eyes and mouth, which is programmed as both a vacuum and grinder, slowly emerged from the water, ready to grab Punch-Out Guru with their respective three jaws and vacuum/grinder-like mouth and eat him. They are Cerberus and Devastator, Kahmunrah's group's pets)*

Punch-Out Guru: (Drunkenly) **Oh Zurg's group**

**Oh Zurg's group**

**You’re tops and that’s that**

*(He hiccups)*

Punch-Out Guru: (Drunkenly) Oops. Oh, dear.

*(He resumed singing as Devastator picked him up with his fingers as Popple and the crew looked on in horror with the bumbling members covering their eyes, the Cassettecons changed back to their cassette tape forms and hid in Soundwave's compartment, and Zurg, Negaduck, and Pitch whistled calmly, Bob, Megatron, Grievous, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas stood back in calm evil smug silence, and Hades puffing their cigars, with Fat Tony, calmly concerned with Popple and the crew, puffing his cigar a bit in concern)*

Punch-Out Guru: (Drunkenly) **To Zurg's group**

**To Zurg's group**

**To Zurg's group**

**To Zurg's group**

**Neverland’s greateeeeeest….**

*(Then with a powerful off-screen suction and grinding, followed by four off-screen tears and gulps, Devastator and Cerberus ate Hans and Cerberus was heard licking their three lips a bit. Popple and the crew calmed down and looked shocked still while the Cassettecons emerged, changing to their robot forms, as Zurg, Hades, Negaduck, Grievous, and Pitch petted Cerberus and Megatron petted Devastator while Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas watched, with Fat Tony, looking calmly shocked, dropped his cigar, when he noticed it on the deck floor and crushed it quickly (Imagine the bumbling crew members giving the shocked expression Spongebob and Patrick made after their Patty Wagon got eaten by the Frogfish and then the Frogfish getting eaten by the Giant Eel from “The Spongebob Squarepants Movie”))*

Hades: (Baby talk) Oh, Cerberus, our precious, our baby.

Negaduck: (Baby talk) Did Daddy’s sweet beast enjoy his tasty treat?

Zurg: (Baby talk) Tell us you did.

Megatron: (Agreeing) Tell them.

*(Cerberus and Devastator replied with four burps and left. Zurg’s group then puts the plank away and went over to the front of the mast again and spoke to their crew)*

Pitch: We expect there will be no interruptions.

Zurg, Negaduck, Megatron, and Grievous: Exactly.

Hades: Now, as we were singing....

*(He, Zurg, Hades, Pitch, Megatron, Grievous, and even Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas motioned the bell and whistle briefly and the crew snapped out of their shocked looks and resumed their song with their captain's group)*

Crew: **Even louder**

**We’ll shout it**

**No one can doubt**

**What we know you can do**

**You’re more evil than even you**

*(Brer Fox, Soundwave, and his Cassettecons suddenly stopped singing and dancing, or just dancing for Ravage and Laserbeak's case, upon noticing something in the sky and went up to the crow’s nest)*

Crew: **Oh Zurg's group**

**Oh Zurg's group**

**You’re one of a kind**

**To Zurg's group**

**To Zurg's group**

**Neverland’s greatest criminal miiiiiiinds**

*(As the song concluded, Brer Fox, Soundwave, and Rumble suddenly shouted and got Zurg's group and the crew’s attention)*

Soundwave: Megatron, everyone!

Brer Fox and Rumble: Sora Pan's group and Prime, ahoy!

*(Hearing them, Zurg's group and the crew got surprised)*

Zurg, Hades, Negaduck, and Popple: What?!

Pitch and Grievous: Fire away!

Megatron: What are the coordinates?!

Soundwave: Three points off the starboard bow!

Brer Fox: See for yourselves!

*(Even Bob noticed what Brer Fox, Soundwave, and Laserbeak are pointing at and pointed it out to Zurg's group)*

Bob: Take a look!

*(Zurg pulls his telescope out and looked to see Sora, Helga, and Optimus' groups flying towards Neverland from afar, and they have the London group flying next to them)*

Zurg: My gosh, it is Sora Pan's group!

*(He hands Hades, Negaduck, Megatron, Pitch, and Grievous the telescope and they saw them too)*

Hades: Heading this way with some more bratty kids.

Grievous: And more creatures.

Negaduck and Pitch: Indeed!

*(Zurg's group turned to their crew)*

Zurg, Hades, Negaduck, Grievous, and Pitch: All right, our hearty crew!

Megatron: Look alive, battle stations!

Popple: You heard them!

*(Fat Tony's gang, Bob, Myotismon, Hunter J, Vanitas, and the crew scattered into their battle positions, with Ratigan and Drake using their own mechanical wrist devices to instantly change into their own new attires and Mimi transforms into a different form. Ratigan's new attire is a jet black helmet-like mask with a deep yellow zigzagged stripe on the forehead, three bones, one tied to the forehead and two dangling from a rope on either side of the mask, glowing gold yellow eyes, complete with green bags underneath, a small, tan, rectangular nose, thick red eyebrows that appear dark, red lips, and sharp fangs, a jet black jumpsuit with fiery red lines on the sides, a red cape, jet black gloves with sharp claws, and jet black boots with sharp claws, and a black armored rat tail sticking out of his rear. This is his alter ego, the Phantom Mouse. Drake's new attire is a a light purple and yellow patterned helmet-like mask that resembles Majora’s Mask, a blackish red cape, a blackish purple long-sleeved jumpsuit with yellow, red, and green line designs on the side, dark orange gloves, and dark red boots. This is his alter ego, the Penguin Yokai. And Mimi's new form is a giant female arachnid-like creature with six very long black legs, an upside-down eyeless, three-dimensional face, and now wearing her yellow sleeveless dress with the white polka dots, yellow and orange block/gear-like earrings, a light green block-like bracelet on one of her right legs, black stockings, black shoes, and pink rouge)*

Frenzy: Oh, yeah!

Rumble: Time to crack the nuts up above the sky!

Enemy: One of them being the Ketchup boy!

*(Zurg’s group and Popple turned to the mates in excitement)*

Zurg: We got them this time, guys!

Ace: Indeed!

Quackerjack: Yep-er-rooney!

Wes: This is getting exciting for me, palsies!

Warp: HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE ASK OF YOU, WEASLEY?!!!

Starscream: (Muttering) Inside voice.

Pitch: (To Wes, ignoring Starscream) Stop calling us "Palsies."

Wes: (Apologetically and happily in a sheepish way) Sorry.

*(Zurg's group turned to Fat Tony's gang, Bonecrusher, Drake, Ratigan, Pete, Soundwave, and Shockwave as they prepared a huge cannon)*

Zurg's group: Man the Long Tom!

Soundwave: (To Zurg's group) As you command. *(To the Cassettecons)* My henchmen, come!

*(The Cassettecons join him)*

Soundwave: Operation; Long Tom.

Talking Cassettecons: (Saluting) Right!

*(Ravage and Laserbeak roars and caws a bit in agreement. With Zurg’s group, they turned to the mates again)*

Hades: We’ve waited years for this!

Negaduck: Long enough even!

Panic: That’s not counting the holidays, either.

Megavolt: Yep.

Snake: Ssssssuch assssss Chrisssssstmasssss?

Quackerjack: Or Halloween?

*(Zurg's group turned to Soundwave, the Cassettecons, Shockwave, Bonecrusher, Pete, Drake, and Ratigan, and Fat Tony's gang again)*

Zurg's group: Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

Mates: Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

*(Zurg looked through his telescope again to see Sora, Optimus, and Helga’s groups up on a faraway cloud with their new London friends, showing them Neverland)*

Zurg: What a sight!

Hades: Indeed.

Megatron: With them distracted....

Pitch: (To himself) We’ll pot them like sitting ducks! *(To Negaduck)* No offense.

Negaduck: None taken.

*(They call out to the crew)*

Zurg's group: All right! Range 42!

Megavolt: Range 42!

Zurg's group: Elevation 65!

Megavolt: Elevation 65!

Bushroot: (To Megavolt) Stop repeating them.

Zurg's group: (Ignoring them) Three degrees west!

Megavolt: Three degrees west!

Quackerjack: (Through gritted teeth) They said stop repeating, Sparky!

Megavolt: (Annoyed, through gritted teeth) Don't call me "Sparky!"

Knockout: (Through gritted teeth) Ix-nay.

Zurg's group: (Ignoring them) Steady now! Steeeeaaadddyyyyyy!!

*(Noticing that they are now ready to fire the cannon, Popple, who stopped shouting with Zurg's group, and the non-serious mates covered their ears, knowing how loud the cannon is)*

***Coming up: Sora's group and their friends meet the Lost Tiny Toons and after Helga tried to kill Kayley's group, she’ll face the consequences. Then afterwards, Sora's group and their friends, including their London friends, surprise Kayley's group with a welcome gift in the form of a cottage for them to sleep in next door to their hideout, and then later meeting a certain wife of Optimus'.***