Doge: the movie!

This is a fake movie about Doge!

## Plot

The Doges are jumping in the fields and barking, happy as they can be.

But they heard that their Leader of Dogeland decided to trademark the word “Doge”!

No doge in all the land was happy exept for the Cheems army. The doges must stop them, with awesome encounters along the way!

And will the Doges unite with the Cheems?

## Chapter I, Start of an adventure

As a Doge, your life is pretty simple. Eat, sleep, go for Walkies, repeat.

And being a Cheems is exactly the same.

One of the Doges (called DOGE-42069) was waking up in the morning, only to find a shock on the news! Their new leader (called Titsinsex) has decided to trademark the word “Doge”! This was just not right. Back in 2022, after the Covid war had died down a bit, there was a Treaty that the word “Doge” will never ever for forever and ever will be trademarked.

But this did not work. The trademark was made. And now the Doge goverment will send in Takedown requests to however steals this trademark!

”Thats it” cried DOGE-80082. “I have had enough!” “Yes, we deserve Anarchy!” replied DOGE-42069.

## Chapter II, The first strike

As all the Doges in the land agreed to pull back the trademark and stand up for their rights, A Cheems came. “wat r u dooing?” said CHEEMS-5318008. “We wanted to be Doge, not Trademark!” replied DOGE-696969.

Everybody as well as the Cheems all had knives in their pockets. It was time to remove the trademark! “HALT WHO GOES THERE?” Shouted the Second leader of Dogeland. Also their username is “Teensexiscool99”.

The entire lot of Doge and cheems drew the knives and sliced the guards in half! But Teensexiscool99 managed to escape the strike. More than a quarter of the entire Police force of Dogeland was called!

## Chapter III, A chase

More than half of the strike were arrested, including DOGE-42069! But one doge who goes by the name “sharingsperm69” decided to bring the special weapon. THE SUCC! Nobody knew what the SUCC was, but it stood for “Super Urination Crazy Cool”.

And yes, it was weewee. The yellow liqid stank the entire town, and even got a police car to slip, freeing the convicts! But sadly the rest went straight to prison.

The walls of the Doge castle (home to Titsinsex) fell to the SUCC, and the remaining rebels proceeded to enter.

One of the captured rebels was still running from the police car, until another police car came. And another, and about 10 more. The sirens were loud enough to deafen some people!

But one of the Cheems used the magic power of SUCC to end the chase, and free the doge!

## Chapter IV, A boss battle

The doges and the Cheems did seem like friends, but not their nations. The Cheems nation applied a sanction to Dogeland because of the strikes! In a matter of seconds, the Doge and the Cheems saw the Cheems army in tanks and helicopters. Uh oh, this aint just a saction, its much worse!

The Doges and the (good) Cheems ran into the Castle for shelter, as they could all hear the nasty sound of the other Strikers falling to the bullets of the Cheems army.

They tried to keep their mind of it, and the team went deeper into the castle. And then they saw Titsinsex vibing it LOFI beats in the throne room like nothing happend.

The SUCC and also Fard was ready to rumble, and the castle flooded with weewee, as the castle gets filled with Fard (a nasty gas). “WWHHAATT?” Said Teensexiscool99. “OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!”

”Off with their pants!” Doge-696969 replied.

## Chapter V, A bit of drama

And the pants of the leader were taken off YAY!

And they got the belt. Ouch.

AND THEY DOGES WERE SAVED!

No more trademarks, just Doge and Cheems in unity!

THE END

DIRECTED BY ROBERT B

“Doge” PLAYED BY NICK CAGE

“Succ” PLAYED BY UR MOTHER

”Ur mother” PLAYED BY YOUR DAD

THANKS TO YOU FOR WATCHING THIS MOVIE