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The Definition

***The Definition*** is the fourth chronological mixtape by Jon Bellion, and is considered to be his third album. It was released on September 23, 2014, through Visionary Music Group and Capitol Records on his website as a free download. Concerning its meaning, he said to *Complex*, "*Translations Through Speakers* was literally, I'm translating very spottily what my aspirations are. *The Separation* was, 'Wow he's kind of separating himself from everybody else. There's something interesting that if he comes out with something else, I'm going to check for it again.' *The Definition* is, 'Thank you for sticking with me. This is the finish line, now let's begin.' Now let's be on the caliber of all of these mundane, corny ass 808, singy rapping artists that aren't really that substantial. My first two albums were cool. Now you're not allowed to overlook me, unless you wanted somebody to critique your taste in music."

It features guest vocals from Blaque Keyz and Audra Mae.

## Background

About the project, Bellion said, "It took me two albums to get warmed up and this third's one like now I'm cooking with heat—like now you need to listen to me. This deserves to be listened to by the masses, by a bunch of people. I believe I've validated myself with this third project as far as creatively or what people expect for a fresh new sound or pushing cultural boundaries. All those boxes in my brain that I've been striving for for five years making these three albums, I think I just hit the first step. Working with Eminem was great, awesome, amazing—but, this third project is the first step to my kicking the door in the industry."

In an interview, he described the record as "*The Definition* is me imaging is J-Dilla made a Pixar movie. That's how I wanted this album to sound. Imagine *The Incredibles* or *Finding Nemo* with those lovable, colorful lush musical landscapes over J-Dilla hip-hop beats. That's my sound."

When asked about his references towards drugs, he responded, "I don't do drugs. I barely even drink anymore [...] Actually, drugs have affected my family pretty harshly." He elaborated, "I've seen family members literally change into different people over the course of a decade just from what drugs can do to your brain. We live in an age where these young kids are watching these rappers—not even rappers, just artists in general. And they think it's cool to be like dismal and depressed, and using drugs as this way to say, 'I've done this drug, so respect my point of view.' You could also live in reality and realize that drugs are terrible for you. That's not a cool thing to say. Who would do that? Who supports drugs? It's just ridiculous to me."

## Track\_listing

All track written and produced by Jon Bellion except when noted.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Ortiz, Edwin (September 25, 2014). "Interview: Jon Bellion Talks About His New Album, “The Definition,” and Growing Beyond His Work on Eminem's “The Monster”". *Complex*.
2. ↑ Pharms, Gabrielle (October 10, 2014). "'The Beautiful Mind' of Jon Bellion".
3. ↑ Vasishta, Jeff (September 23, 2014). "Defining Jon Bellion". *Interview Magazine*.
Capitol Records

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**Capitol Records** is an American record label founded in 1942 by Johnny Mercer and Buddy DeSylva. Jon Bellion has been part of their artist roster since 2011.

Bellion addressed in an interview, "Let's be real here. I signed a deal after my first mixtape. I purposely made it so my label didn't mention it so people could realize I'm signed, I've been signed throughout this whole process, but now no one can say I sold out. Now nobody can say that I sold out throughout the whole process. No one knew I was signed this entire time. I wanted to purposely stick up for other artists, because when they sign a record deal, they lose fans because people think they sold out. I've been signed this whole time, and I've done everything on my own. I still have creative control. I didn't have to announce to my fans, 'I'm not going anywhere, everything's going to be fine.' I signed a crazy deal right after *Transitions Through Speakers*, but I purposely said to the label, 'Don't say anything.' I want to prove to these kids that, 'Damn, Jon's been signed this whole time? He still seems pretty independent, he still seems to have creative control of everything. Damn, I guess signing to a label maybe really isn't the devil.'

## Discography

* *Translations Through Speakers* (2013)
* *The Separation* (2013)
* 'The Definition *(2014)*
* *The Human Condition* (2016)
* 'Glory Sound Prep *(2018)*

## References

1. ↑ "Meet the Rising & Multi-Talented Jon Bellion". July 21, 2016.
2. ↑ Ortiz, Edwin (September 25, 2014). "Interview: Jon Bellion Talks About His New Album, “The Definition,” and Growing Beyond His Work on Eminem's “The Monster”". *Complex*.
Bad for My Health

"**Bad for My Health**" is a song by Jon Bellion, released independently in 2010.

## Lyrics

**Lyrics**
[Verse 1]

I pretend like I'm alright, I run fevers through the night

And she makes me sweat like hell

'Cause I swear she's bad for my health

Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me out

She's right behind you, hurry, turn around

Oh, my mistake, I guess I was just dreaming

So back to the matter at hand

But like I said, she's in my head

She's in my closet, she's under my bed

It's the lovesick crush from hell

And I swear she's bad for my health

[Chorus]

Bad for my health, bad for my health

And I swear she's bad for my health

Bad for my health, bad for my health

And I swear she's bad for my, my

Na na na na na na, ayo

Na na na na na na, ayo oh oh

Na na na na na na, ayo

Na na na na na na, ayo oh oh

[Verse 2]

I see things crawling on my walls, I need more than Tylenol

And my ego flew so tall, flying high, but now it falls

I swear the room is spinning, I'm beginning to get sick

I told you I'm in trouble, and my double vision's thick

Can you turn on a fan 'cause it's hotter than hell

And I swear she's bad for my health

[Chorus]

Bad for my health, bad for my health

And I swear she's bad for my health

Bad for my health, bad for my health

And I swear she's bad for my, my

Na na na na na na, ayo

Na na na na na na, ayo oh oh

Na na na na na na, ayo

Na na na na na na, ayo oh oh

[Chorus]

Bad for my health, bad for my health

And I swear she's bad for my health

Bad for my health, bad for my health

And I swear she's bad for my, my

Na na na na na na, ayo

Na na na na na na, ayo oh oh

Na na na na na na, ayo

Na na na na na na, ayo oh oh
Drewapalooza

**Drewapalooza** is a benefit concert by Jon Bellion, held on December 21, 2017, in New York City, at Terminal 5; an added date to The Human Condition Tour. It is in honor of his best friend since fourth grade, Andrew Gallo, who suffered from severe spinal cord injury earlier that year in a diving accident. All of the proceeds went directedly to Gallo and the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation.

Bellion declared over Twitter:

> "New York!!!!! Some of you may or may not know, while touring my best friend was in a life threatening diving accident breaking his C5 (a section of his spine) that left him currently fighting for movement from the neck down. Together with both lungs collapsing from water intake, his fight has been nothing short of miraculous and he still fights to this day INCREDIBLY and BRAVELY might I add!
> "Together with @nike and @reevefoundation I'm ECSTATIC to announce DREWAPALOOZA!!!! What makes this show incredible is 100% of all the proceeds will be going to the Reeves Foundation for spinal chord injury research and to Drew and his family for financial medical support. Me and the beautiful mind crew can't wait to see you there! BOOOOOM!"
>
>

Notably when he performed "All Time Low" on *Jimmy Kimmel Live!* in January 2017, he had the message "KEEP FIGHTING DREW" taped to his soundboard.

## Set list

1. "He Is the Same"
2. "Woodstock (Psychedelic Fiction)"
3. "All Time Low"
4. "Run Wild"
5. "Guillotine"
6. "80's Films"
7. "Human"
8. "Overwhelming"
9. "Maybe IDK"
10. "Luxury"
11. "iRobot"
12. "New York Soul (Part II)"
13. "Hand of God (Outro)"

Encore
2. "Jim Morrison"

## Date

 Thurs

## References

1. ↑ Vaccaro, Chris (September 17, 2017). "Alum Jon Bellion Announces 'Drewpalooza!' to Support Friend and Fellow Alum".
2. ↑ Armstrong, Megan (September 13, 2017). "Jon Bellion Announces ‘DREWAPALOOZA!' in Support Of Childhood Best Friend". *Billboard*.
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He Is the Same

## Song by Jon Bellion

"**He Is the Same**" is a song by Jon Bellion, released as the lead track from his debut studio album, *The Human Condiiton* (2016).

## Lyrics

**Lyrics**
[Verse 1: Jon Bellion]

Still living in his dad's house, 24 years old

He could buy a few pads, but he just like to stay home

No, he never took the fast route, now the plaque’s on deck

But they still make him take the trash out, keep his ass in check

[Pre-Chorus: Jon Bellion]

Same kids from the high school (Same kids from the high school)

Jump shot still flame (Jump shot still flame)

Couple million in the bank, but (Couple million in the bank, but)

[Chorus: Jon Bellion]

Nothing has changed, he is the same

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, dum)

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, dum)

Nothing has changed, he is the same

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, dum)

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, dum)

Nothing has changed, he is the same

[Verse 2: Jon Bellion]

His assistant is his best friend, lost his dad that day

Really puts it in perspective: What the fuck's a bad day?

Sister told him, "Keep your head right," 24 years old

Real women need love, fake bitches want gold

[Pre-Chorus: Jon Bellion]

Same kids from the high school (Same kids from the high school)

Jump shot still flame (Jump shot still flame)

Couple million in the bank, but (Couple million in the bank, but)

[Chorus: Jon Bellion]

Nothing has changed, he is the same

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, dum)

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, dum)

Nothing has changed, he is the same

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, dum)

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, dum)

Nothing has changed, he is the same

[Verse 3: Jon Bellion]

All he needed was a platform, built a real fan base

Took 'em with him when the deal came, selling out in every state

Signed a deal after his first tape, but he kept it on the low

They could never say he sold out, that's why they come to every show

[Pre-Chorus: Jon Bellion]

Same kids from the high school (Same kids from the high school)

Jump shot still flame (Jump shot still flame)

Couple million in the bank, but (Couple million in the bank, but)

[Chorus: Jon Bellion]

Nothing has changed, he is the same

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, dum)

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, dum)

Nothing has changed, he is the same

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, da-da-da, da-dum, dum)

(Dum, da, da-dum, da-da-da, dum)

[Outro: Audra Mae]

Nothing has changed, we are the same

Nothing has changed, nothing

All the same, we are the same

Nothing has changed, we are the same

We are the same
80's Films

## Promotional single by Jon Bellion

"**80's Films**" is a song by Jon Bellion, released on May 27, 2016, as a promotional single from his debut studio album, *The Human Condition* (2016).

## Credits and personnel

* Jonathan "Jon" Bellion – vocals, writer, producer, recording engineer, drum programmer
* Mark Williams – writer, producer, recording engineer, keyboard, mixing engineer, acoustic guitar, electric guitar
* Michael Busbee – writer, producer
* Raul Cubina – mixing engineer
* Ross Golan – additional production

## Lyrics

**Lyrics**
[Chorus]

Just like the 80s films

We'll hook up in my back seat and let my best friend drive

Just like the 80s films

We'll hook up in my back seat and let my best friend drive

[Verse 1]

She said, "How does it feel to be you?"

I said, "It's alright, I really think I peaked in high school"

She said, "That isn't possible, you are out of your mind

'Cause we never hooked up in high school"

[Pre-Chorus 1]

We just need a night like

We just need a night like this, yeah

Take me back to ninth grade

Take me back to ninth grade shit, yeah

[Chorus]

Just like the 80s films

We'll hook up in my back seat and let my best friend drive

Just like the 80s films

We'll hook up in my back seat and let my best friend drive

[Verse 2]

She said, "How'd we end up in the parking lot in Smithtown?"

The morning's on its way to sunrise

She said, "The island is long, but life is short in this town

I'm glad we got to redo the time"

[Pre-Chorus 2]

We just need a night like

We just need a night like this, yeah

Take me back to ninth grade

Take me back to ninth grade shit, yeah

And just like the 80s films

We'll hook up in my back seat and let my best friend drive

[Chorus]

Just like the 80s films

We'll hook up in my back seat and let my best friend drive

Just like the 80s films

We'll hook up in my back seat and let my best friend drive

[Bridge]

I can't let go and your lips feel retro

You're my Breakfast Club

You're my song from Cyndi Lauper

No more missed times, we fly by street signs

Let your hips rewind

Take me back into the future, yeah

[Chorus]

Just like the 80s films

We'll hook up in my back seat and let my best friend drive

Just like the 80s films

We'll hook up in my back seat and let my best friend drive
Stormzy

**Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.** (born July 26, 1993), known professionally as **Stormzy**, is a British rapper, singer and songwriter. He was featured on a version of Jon Bellion's "All Time Low."

Bellion said in an interview, "I'm just a massive fan of his. I wasn't familiar with him and one day he went on a Twitter rant about my music and how he loved the lyrics. This was before *Gang Signs and Prayer* came out. So I ended up going through all his stuff and I was in a vortex for about three hours. I was mesmerized by his work. [We] ended up contacting each other through DMs and then through the phone. I was like, 'Yo, I've got this record that's coming out in the U.S., if it works we might bring it to the U.K. and I'd love for you to be the artist on it.' This was before he became massive. We ended up working on a joint together for his album *Gang Signs and Prayer*, but something happened with the sampling that meant it didn't make the album, but when that does come out, I think it's gonna be dope. He's just an awesome guy. I love his genuineness, he's a very kind guy, he's humble. For him to reach out on Twitter like that, out of nowhere, without knowing me, that takes risk. Because you never know if an artist is gonna be an asshole back to you. Sometimes you wanna pretend to be too cool for school to protect yourself, and he's not like that, and that's admirable. I admire that about him."

## References

1. ↑ Horne, Rory (April 18, 2017). "Interview: Jon Bellion on 'The Human Condition', Pixar, and staying humble.". *Coup de Main*.
Cosplay as Pastry

Red Velvet Cookie: (gets into Pastry Cookie cosplay)

Kanato: (notices 'pastry') PASTRY! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!~ (runs as fast as he can towards 'pastry')

'Pastry': AH! GET OFF ME! (Removes pastry cookie cosplay) I'M RED VELVET COOKIE, YOU UNCULTRED TWAT!

Kanato: WHAT?! GIVE ME THE REAL PASTRY!

Kanato: (beats Red Velvet Cookie to death)

1/10 - At least the cosplay TikToks learned you how to do it
Superman, the Gift and the Curse

## Song by Jon Bellion

"**Superman, the Gift and the Curse**" is a song by Jon Bellion, released as the eleventh track from his third mixtape, *The Separation* (2013).

## Credits and personnel

* Jonathan "Jon" Bellion — vocals, writer, producer, recording engineer, mixing engineer
* Robert Vosgien — mastering engineer

## Lyrics

**Lyrics**
[Pre-Chorus]

Cocaine like the kid was born in '84

How long you really plan to sleep on me for?

When I decide to put my cape on the floor

Superman won't save you no more

[Verse 1]

Your favorite rapper's be taking beats that I'm shittin' up

Your favorite lyricist's tell me that I don't spit enough

Ten steps ahead of you musically, how you plan to stop me?

Just count your blessings that I consider rap a fucking hobby!

[Pre-Chorus]

Cocaine like the kid was born in '84

How long you really plan to sleep on me for?

When I decide to put my cape on the floor

Superman won't save you no more

[Chorus]

Superman won't save you no more

Superman won't save you no more

Superman won't save you no more

Superman won't save you no more, more, more

[Verse 2]

Imagine locking the tone of Sarah McLachlan

The fashion of Jimi Hendrix in a box with the bible's doctrine

I look for potential wives, she looking for famous Johnson

She hungry for the action, in New York we call that Bronson

[Pre-Chorus]

Cocaine like the kid was born in '84

How long you really plan to sleep on me for?

When I decide to put my cape on the floor

Superman won't save you no more

[Chorus]

Superman won't save you no more

Superman won't save you no more

Superman won't save you no more

Superman won't save you no more, more, more

[Interlude]

[Pre-Chorus]

Cocaine like the kid was born in '84

How long you really plan to sleep on me for?

When I decide to put my cape on the floor

Superman won't save you no more

[Chorus]

Superman won't save you no more

Superman won't save you no more

Superman won't save you no more

Superman won't save you no more, more

[Bridge]

She literally told me:

"You're too much of a genius, you're gonna be too famous"

She literally left me

Tell me that shit ain't a gift and a curse

She literally told me:

"You're too much of a genius, you're gonna be too famous"

She literally left me

Tell me that shit ain't a gift and a curse

[Outro]

Tell me that shit ain't a gift and a curse

Tell me that shit ain't a gift and a curse

Tell me that shit ain't a gift and a curse

Tell me that shit ain't a gift and a curse

Tell me that shit ain't a gift and a curse
Try To Kill Sportacus

Red Velvet Cookie: (gets out a knife) I have a knife.

Sportacus: No \*backflips\* violence \*backflips\* in \*backflips\* LazyTown. \*backflips\*

Red Velvet Cookie: I'm gonna kill you.

Sportacus: Not \*backflips\* today. \*backflips\* (steals the knife) (stabs Red Velvet Cookie to death)

0/10 - The tables turned.
Episode 1 - The fallen man meets the girl who reads under trees

The fallen man meets the girl who reads under trees (titled "Castle" for multiversal use) is the series premier of the series 'Castle'. The episode originally began as an official beginning to the castle roleplays done by Verter376, FloraoxYT and Uzername9\_2. The episode was primarily directed by Eqiuox.

## The fallen man meets the girl who reads under trees

### Director

Eqiuox

In the episode, Joseph Joyce meets Kat Dreemurr whilst she is reading under the tree [hence the name of the episode]. Joe, before the meeting, fell down a mountain and was injured heavily. This all takes place in the area called 'Boaria' [not the series, rather land area], outside Royal Land.

## Plot

Joseph Joyce is a 19 year old unemployed teenager with no parents. He lives alone in the mountains. Joe is sad with his life and attempts Suicide, jumping off of a mountain where he lives. His stand stops him from dying, leaving him injured.

Joe then goes to the town for medical assistance where he meets Kat Dreemurr reading under a tree. He asks her for help due to the injuries he has sustained. Kat says she would help him find help, however, on the way, a group of thugs attempt to attack Kat and Joe. Joe stops time, attacking the thugs. Kat kills all of the thugs in retaliation to their attack. Joe is surprised but does not tell her off. They go into the town where Joe gets medical help.

A timeskip of a week occurs, and Joe meets Kat again. She asks how he is doing after the fall, and he says he is feeling better. Joe thanks Kat and shows her his stand. Kat offers to become friends, and Joe accepts. Joe tells Kat he is actually a criminal and has been since he was 17. Joe and Kat go on to explain their stories to each other, until it becomes dark. Joe decides to go home. The next morning, Kat asks Joe if he will help her take some things from the royals. Unlike Faith, Kat does things illegally. Joe, being a criminal, accepts the offer and helps her. This leads onto Episode 2.

## Characters

- Joseph Joyce

- Kat Dreemurr

- Epitaph

- Zero

- Faith
Free Candy Van

Licorice Cookie: (drives free candy van) Look what I got with me!

Red Velvet Cookie: A FREE CANDY VAN! Let's get every single TikToker in!

Charlie D'Amelio: CANDY!!!

Abby Roberts: CANDY!!!

Charlotte Roberts: CANDY!!!

Awkward Smol Cosplays: CANDY!!!

Fukuro: CANDY!!!

FnafCreepypasta: CANDY!!!

(Later...)

Awkward Smol Cosplays: What is this white sugar thing?

Red Velvet Cookie: Sugar... I mean, cocaine.

Awkward Smol Cosplays: (inhales the cocaine) (becomes high) Hey, Red Velvet! Wanna snort some?

Red Velvet Cookie: HELL YEAH! (Snorts the cocaine) (dies from a drug overdose)

Idiot/10 - Youareanidiot.org: You are an idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Possy tight possy clean possy fresh

Red Velvet Cookie: (summons jiafei and sheesena)

Sheesena: Pussy tight, pussy clean, pussy fresh

Jiafei: 为什么你好 (Why hello there)

Jiafei: 现在，退后一点，否则 Red Velvet Cookie 会打死你。(Now, back off or Red Velvet Cookie will beat you to death.)

CupcakKe: You two make fine slaves, like the thongs I change two times a day (slams Red Velvet Cookie)

Jiafei: 拉屎。(Shit.)

Pon mi/10 - pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh
Continue The Quest To Save Pastry

Red Velvet Cookie: I don't have time to talk to you. I'm going to be away.

Sportacus: Okay. \*backflips\*

Red Velvet Cookie: Now, where was i?

Stingy: This map to Kanato's Castle is mine.

Red Velvet Cookie: Can I have that map?

Stingy: It's £2. How much do you have?

Red Velvet Cookie: I have £1.

Rob a bank or Rob Gingershart
Morning in America

## Song by Jon Bellion

"**Morning in America**" is a song by Jon Bellion, released as the eleventh track for his debut studio album, *The Human Condition* (2016).

## Lyrics

**Lyrics**
[Verse 1]

1600, 1600, 1600 on the SATs

Said they gettin', said they gettin'

Said they gettin' me an SUV

Just a couple miles from the lights of the city

Pour a little liquor in my Starbucks Venti

Just 11, just 11 when they said I had the ADD

[Pre-Chorus]

I've been trying to keep up

With all of these great expectations

So, I keep on faking

[Chorus 1]

We're secretly out of control, nobody knows it

But my mom's got a problem with oxy's and she's angry

'Cause my dad's office door's always closed

But I stopped knocking

Yeah, we're secretly out of control and everyone knows

[Post-Chorus]

Oh, it's morning in America

Oh, it's morning in America

Oh, it's morning in America

Oh, it's morning in America

[Verse 2]

At the locker, at the locker

At the locker selling time release

Where's the party? Where's the party?

Where's the party? There's a house empty

Didn't learn a lesson, didn't use protection

Doesn't wanna keep the baby

Throwing up in the alley, in the alley

Older brother looking for me

[Pre-Chorus]

I've been trying to keep up

With all of these great expectations

So, I keep on faking

[Chorus 2]

We're secretly out of control, nobody knows it

But my mom's got a problem with oxy's and she's angry

'Cause my dad's office door's always closed

But I stopped knocking

'Cause there's some things I don't wanna know

We're secretly out of control, nobody says it

When the class president overdosed, we all pretended

It was rare, it was shocking and all the town was talking

Yeah, we're secretly out of control and everyone knows

[Post-Chorus]

Oh, it's morning in America

Oh, it's morning in America (and everyone knows)

Oh, it's morning in America

Oh, it's morning in America

[Bridge]

We're secretly out of control, nobody knows me

And my friends all addicted to porn, can't keep a girlfriend

Cause the great expectations got all us imitating

Yeah, we're secretly out of control and everyone knows

[Chorus 2]

We're secretly out of control, nobody knows it

But my mom's got a problem with oxy's and she's angry

Cause my dad's office door's always closed

But I stopped knocking

Cause there's some things I don't wanna know

We're secretly out of control, nobody says it

When the class president overdosed, we all pretended

It was rare, it was shocking and all the town was talking

Yeah, we're secretly out of control and everyone knows

[Post-Chorus]

Oh, it's morning in America

Oh, it's morning in America

And everyone knows

Oh, it's morning in America

Oh, it's morning in America

And everyone knows
The Kingdom Of The Cookies Of Darkness

Red Velvet Cookie: Where was the ladder to my room?

Red Velvet Cookie: I can't find it. Let's look down the ladder to the kitchen.

(In the kitchen)

Pomegrante Cookie: (peels a pomegrante) This is fun.

( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=inBD4f253Pg )

Red Velvet Cookie: Oh shit, I'm going to Dark Choco Cookie's room. (Goes on the ladder to Dark Choco Cookie's room) I can do this!

Red Velvet Cookie: (loses his grip) (falls down the ladder to Dark Choco Cookie's room) (hits the floor) (dies)

0/10 - Even sadder than Titanic, because Titanic is already sad.
The Red Button

Red Velvet Cookie: (presses the red button)

( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TcePkwagNFA )

Pastry Cookie's Cage: (rocks around)

Rope Of Pastry Cookie's Cage: (breaks)

Door Of Pastry Cookie's Cage: (opens)

Pastry Cookie: I'm free!

Kanato: NO! YOUR CAGE WAS ON THE CELING! OH, I'LL JUMP INTO THAT CAGE OF YOURS AND FUCK YOU IN IT! AHHHHHH!

Free Candy Van: (runs over Kanato)

Licorice Cookie: WHO WANTS CANDY?

Every Single TikToker: ME!

Free Candy Van: (falls into the hole)

Licorice Cookie: (dies)

Every Single TikToker: (dies)

(RIP TIKTOK

2016-2022)

Beat the motherfucking game
Have you ever tried a disguise?

Red Velvet Cookie: See ya (runs from zero)

Zero: WTF?!

Red Velvet Cookie: (is disguised as a default fortnite skin) fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass

Zero: Fortnite sucks dick.

Red Velvet Cookie: (Removes wig) I'm Red Velvet Cookie you gay ass.

Zero: (beats Red Velvet Cookie to death)

1/10 - Bootin up my pc cause I need me to get that fortnite battle pass
One punch man

Red Velvet Cookie: (Calls saitama)

Saitama: (punches the door)

The Door: (breaks)

Saitama: You're welcome.

Red Velvet Cookie: (Enters Kanato's Castle)

Kanato: You dare approach me.

Pastry Cookie: PLEASE HELP ME, RED VELVET COOKIE!

Red Velvet Cookie: There's nothing you can do, Kanato Sakamaki.

Become small but strong or Ooh lootbox
Papi wanna see a trick thats worth it

CupcakKe: Papi, wanna see a trick thats worth it? Juggle them balls in my mouth, deepthroat circus

Red Velvet Cookie: Shit, shit, SHIT! I told you I wanted to use this! Not me!

CupcakKe: Let's make porn (f\*\*ks Red Velvet Cookie)

(more technical difficulties)

69/10 - HŮMP MĚ FÛĆĶ MĔ ĐĂĐĎÝ BĚȚŢÊŘ MĂĶĔ MĖ ČHØĶÊ
Sorbet Shark Cookie's Boat

Mango Cookie: I'll be seeing you.

Red Velvet Cookie: (goes on Sorbet Shark Cookie's Boat)

Sorbet Shark Cookie: OoOoOoO. OoOo oO! (Alright. Let's go!)

Red Velvet Cookie: This should be the path to Kanato's Castle!

Sorbet Shark Cookie: OoOo, OoO oO oOoOo OoO oO oOoOoOo OoOoOo! (Okay, let me steer you to Kanato's Castle!)

Red Velvet Cookie: Okay.

Go for a dive or En guarde
Mango Cookie's Canoe

Red Velvet Cookie: (gets in Mango Cookie's canoe)

Mango Cookie: I'm sorry. This is an inflatable canoe. So, if a Shark attacks, you won't survive.

Red Velvet Cookie: (sees Pirhanas) SHIT! PIRHANAS!

Pirhanas: (bite the canoe)

Mango Cookie's Canoe: (pops)

Mango Cookie: Told ya.

Red Velvet Cookie: (gets bit to death by the pirhanas)

0/10 - Mango Cookie's canoe is literally a boat made of balloons.
Go for a dive

Red Velvet Cookie: (Jumps off the boat) I'm just going for a swim!

Sorbet Shark Cookie: Oo OoOoOoO. oOo Oo? (Be careful. Got it?)

Red Velvet Cookie: Ah shit, did I just see a Shark?

Shark: (drags Red Velvet Cookie into the water)

Red Velvet Cookie: (is Drowned by the shark)

Sorbet Shark Cookie: OoOo Oo. (Told ya.)

-1/10 - Be more careful next time when you swim.
Teleportation!

Red Velvet Cookie: (teleports)

Kanato: The fuck?!

Red Velvet Cookie: (teleports into a diffrent area)

Red Velvet Cookie: Ah, yes. It still has green fresh grass.

Boss 1 - Jeff The Killer

Homicidal Liu: JEFF? BROTHER? WHERE ARE YOU?

Red Velvet Cookie: Oh shit.

Jeff The Killer: Hahahaha!

Summon Jane The Killer or Diabolik Cookies or World War Teddy
Show Him Fat Shaming TikToks

Red Velvet Cookie: Let me show you some fat shaming tiktoks. ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=\_czi6SvX8AU&t=1s )

GingerBrave: HOLY SHIT They are big. These men are sociopaths. They would get sentenced to jail for 10 years.

Police Officer Cookie: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Red Velvet Cookie: Oh shit.

Police Officer Cookie: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

-100/10 - You dumb or what?
World War Teddy

Red Velvet Cookie: (yeets a teddy bear at jeff)

Jeff The Killer: (yeets Red Velvet Cookie to LazyTown)

(In lazytown)

Red Velvet Cookie: Where am i?

Sportacus: Why \*backflips\* hello \*backflips\* there \*backflips\* and \*backflips\* welcome \*backflips\* to \*backflips\* LazyTown \*backflips\*. What \*backflips\* do \*backflips\* you \*backflips\* want? \*backflips\*

Boku No Pico or Try To Kill Sportacus or Continue The Quest To Save Pastry
Mlg time

Red Velvet Cookie: Time for my true power.

CupcakKe: Fuck.

Red Velvet Cookie: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OOOOOOO OH BABY A TRIPLE SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY HAPPY FEET WOMBO COMBO OOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOO 360 NO SCOPE DORITOS MOUNTAIN DEW ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

CupcakKe: (gets yeeted to Australia)

Sorbet Shark Cookie: OoOo OoOo OoO oOoO oOoOo. (Let's keep the boat going.)

(Later...)

Sorbet Shark Cookie: Oo OoOo OoOoOo Oo OoOoOo OoOoOoOoO OooOoO. (We have arrived at Kanato Sakamaki's Castle.)

Red Velvet Cookie: LET'S GO! PASTRY, YOU WILL BE MINE AGAIN! The door is blocked.

One punch man or Free Candy Van

The door: (fully blocks)

Rick Astley: (appears) (rickrolls Red Velvet Cookie)

Rickroll/10 - Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
Kill GingerArse

Red Velvet Cookie: This is it.

GingerBrave: Please. First my friends called me fat, and now this.

Red Velvet Cookie: (beats gingerbrave to death) (gets £1) The police will never take me alive! (Returns to Stingy)

Red Velvet Cookie: Here, £2.

Stingy: The map is all yours now. (Passes the map to Red Velvet Cookie)

Red Velvet Cookie: Where to go?

The Kingdom Of The Cookies Of Darkness or Tainted Forest or McDonald's
Luxury

## Single by Jon Bellion featuring Audra Mae

"**Luxury**" is a song by Jon Bellion featuring Audra Mae, released as the eleventh and final track from his fourth mixtape, *The Definition* (2014). The music video was co-directed with Nathan Sam and premiered on YouTube on September 22, 2014.

## Background

In an exclusive interview with *Time*, he said, "'Luxury' is a response record to my previous release, 'Munny Right,' which displays how I felt about success when I began creating this album."

Bellion mentioned in an interview, "I wanted mega-fans to see the Easter Eggs, to see the little things. I put out an animated video called 'Luxury,' and throughout the whole video I'm holding this candle and trying to keep the flame alive. If you look on [the artwork for] 'New York Soul (Part II),' there are people along the sides of the river holding up those same candles that were in 'Luxury'. Some people caught it, some people didn't. So many people were like, 'Oh my god, that's the candle from 'Luxury,' other people were going, 'It's cool that there's people on the shoreline.'"

## Credits and personnel

* Jon Bellion – vocals, writer, producer, recording engineer, mixing engineer
* Dave Kutch – mastering engineer

## Lyrics

**Lyrics**
[Verse 1: Jon Bellion]

Could you lay with me

Underneath the stars, just conversate with me?

My plane is boarding soon and it's so plain to see

That one could lose his way

So could you pray with me?

That I don't lose my soul in the luxury

[Pre-Chorus: Jon Bellion]

Money the jealous type, I always knew it

I knew she'd come around if I only sweat the music

But I'm starting to believe that it's a problem to my health

Cause the size of half these checks

Could make me vomit on myself

But I give it up to heaven cause it isn't Jon

The chorus an instrumental, oh you think it's odd?

I don't have to give you lyrics cause I know it's God

That's why I get emotional when the chorus drops

[Instrumental Chorus]

[Verse 2: Jon Bellion]

We're not sad at all

We know you have to leave and we're not mad at all

You'll be back in town and we'll play basketball

And if you fall off track, we'll be your Adderall

We won't let your soul drown in luxury

[Pre-Chorus: Jon Bellion]

Money the jealous type, I always knew it

I knew she'd come around if I only sweat the music

But I'm starting to believe it, that's a problem to my health

Cause the size of half these checks

Could make me vomit on myself

But I give it up to heaven cause it isn't Jon

The chorus an instrumental, oh you think it's odd?

I don't have to give you lyrics cause I know it's God

That's why I get emotional when the chorus drops

[Instrumental Chorus]

[Outro: Audra Mae]

Pray with me

Lay with me

Conversate with me

Pray with me

Lay with me

Conversate with me

Please don't let my soul drown in luxury

## References

1. ↑ Feeney, Nolan (September 2, 2014). "Jon Bellion Tries to Stay Humble on 'Luxury'—Exclusive". *Time*.
2. ↑ Horne, Rory (April 18, 2017). "Interview: Jon Bellion on 'The Human Condition', Pixar, and staying humble." *Coupe de Main*.
Rob a bank

Red Velvet Cookie: I'm robbing a bank. (Teleports to a bank) Hide your kids, hide your wife, daddy go, and run for your life.

( going to rob the bank be like: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GWros80VcU0 )

Red Velvet Cookie: (opens a safe) THIS MONEY IS MINE!

Police Officer Cookie: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Red Velvet Cookie: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D4WO0mirjlQ

Police Officer Cookie: You're under arrest.

0/10 - You could've been sentenced to 1234567890 years in jail.
Primevalverse Wiki

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Episode 2 - The Castle

**The Castle** is the second episode of the series Castle. The episode continues on from when Kat asked Joe for help invading the castle.

In the episode, Epitaph and Zero get a lot more screen time, due to the episode primarily being about royalty. An issue occurs with their invasion, due to a heavily guarded castle, they delay it and instead try to befriend the royals.

## Plot

The two attempt to invade the castle, but cease when they realise the castle is undergoing heavy guarding for an unknown reason [a level higher than expected]. They delay the invasion, and instead the focus shifts on Faith and Zero inside the castle being friends. Faith then leaves the Boaria land. A day passes, and then the night of Wednesday arrives. Kat and Joe enter the castle from the back after climbing it. They sneak into the royal bar, and end up in the top area. They take riches and exit the castle land. They decide this was a good way to create cash, thus do it regularly.

Somebody eventually catches on and a royal guard is placed in the castle area. Joe stops time, takes the riches and exits. However, he gets caught. He then gets arrested under tresspassing. He is taken into the dungeon for questioning by Odin. Kat attempts to bust Joe out. They end up getting split after Kat realises she cannot get him out. Joe breaks out himself, and meets Epitaph. The episode ends with Joe seeing Epitaph.

## Characters

- Joseph Joyce

- Kat Dreemurr

- Epitaph

- Zero

- Faith
Episode 12 - Stalemate

**Stalemate** is the twelfth episode within the series Castle. It marks the beginning of Season 3. The episode takes place 4 years after Season 2.

## Stalemate

### Director

Eqiuox

In the episode, Joe is firstly seen at the top of his treehouse moving into the town. Joe notices the new dock built to the left of the town, and decides to check it out. Joe and Kat stopped talking since Season 2. Joe left the Justice System, and Joeanna Joyce now exists.

## Plot

Joe moves from the town into a treehouse nearby during the stale events inbetween Season 2 - Season 3. Joe stops talking to Kat overall due to their differences, Joe now works for good whilst Kat still steals things. Joe now has a daughter called Joeanna Joyce which is revealed at the end of the episode. Joe decides to leave Boaria for a trip, going to an island nearby. He goes to the dock. The focus was now shifted on Kat, as she walks whilst talking to Zero. Zero leaves off into the castle, whereas Kat goes into town. Kat notices a woman with a stand going insane inside of a building. She decides to check it out. It turns out, this lady was Joeanna Joyce.

## Characters

- Joseph Joyce

- Zero

- Kat Dreemurr

- Joeanna Joyce
Episode 8 - Requiem

**Requiem** is the eighth episode in the series Castle, and is directly continued after the previous episode.

## Requiem

### Director

Eqiuox

In the episode, Joe and Kat meet the head of the Justice System, SCR.

## Plot

After meeting SCR, Joe says he gave bad vibes. They decide to trust him. Joe meets a new man named 'Shadow'. He works as a doctor, but secretly hates the royals. Shadow and Kat both talk about their crime life, and decide to invade the castle for fun stealthily. They decide to make some money from doing so too. However, before this, SCR talks to everybody. He has suspicions on Kat and Shadow, not Joe. Joe decides to join the justice system but leaves shortly after. Zero is asleep during the invasion. The episode ends with them planning it.

## Characters

- Joseph Joyce

- Kat Dreemurr

- Zero

- SCR

- Shadow
Ooh lootbox

Red Velvet Cookie: I hope I get a pog weapon.

The roulette is on:

* Onion
* Bag of onions
* Goomba
* Koopa Troopa
* 3 Goombas
* 3 Koopa Troopas
* Mario's Hat
* Insane Clown Posse Great Milenko CD
* Nintendo Switch
* Korn Follow The Leader CD
* Shape In The Box Toy
* Cannibal Corpse T-Shirt
* Korn T-Shirt
* Junko Enoshima Cosplay
* Goomba
* Koopa Troopa
* 3 Goombas
* Onion
* Bag Of Onions
* Platform Boots
* IT LANDED ON ONION

Red Velvet Cookie: (yeets the onion at kanato)

Kanato: I'm not dead yet.

(A metal door is slowly closing)

Pastry Cookie: RED VELVET, HELP ME! I DON'T WANNA BECOME A VAMPIRE!

The Red Button or The Blue Button or The Green Button or The Yellow Button

Pastry Cookie: HURRY UP!

Red Velvet Cookie: I don't know which one is the right one.

Metal Door: (fully closes)

Red Velvet Cookie: Oh no.

Kanato: PASTRY-SAMA!

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Episode 10 - The Royal Guard

**The Royal Guard** is the tenth episode within the series Castle. The episode is continuing directly from the previous episode.

## The Royal Guard

### Director

Eqiuox

In the episode, The Royal Guard is seen stepping in when they realise The Justice Team Leader [SCR] is actually evil.

## Plot

A royal guard notices Zero being attempted killed by SCR. The guard interferes. He asks what was happening and calls for backup. SCR attempts to fight his way out, until he realises how many there are. The entire episode is practically a battle between The Royal Guard and SCR. SCR attempts to flee, until he notices ODIN. The episode ends there.

## Characters

- SCR

- Odin

- Zero
Episode 7 - Changes

**Changes** is the seventh episode of the series Castle, and marks the first episode of Volume 1, Season 2. The episode primarily focuses on how Zero is the king after things have changed.

## Changes

### Director

Eqiuox

In the episode, Joe Kat and Zero look pretty much the same, however act different. Joe lives in a new area for example. Zero is the new king and has made some changes after his father Epitaph died. **This episode takes place 2 years after episode 6.**

## Plot

The episode begins with Joe going down into the town. Joe and Kat are still friends, Zero has focused mainly on changes to Boaria. Zero decides to host an announcement about the new laws he is going to pass. However, during this event, The Empire attack. Zero is shot on the scene, but instead of the royal guard attacking the attacker, it was Joe. Joe managed to arrest the person until they were taken.

Zero thanks Joe for helping. The 3 meet up and have some conversation about their lives. The episode ends with Joe and Kat in the basement whilst the head of the Justice System is seen.

## Characters

- Joseph Joyce

- Kat Dreemurr

- Zero

- Domingo

- SCR

- Odin
Episode 11 - The fake God of Gods

**The fake God of Gods** is the eleventh episode within the series Castle. The episode is continuing directly from the previous episode. It marks the final episode of Volume 1, Season 2.

## The fake God of Gods

### Director

Eqiuox

In the episode, Odin stops SCR from fleeing as The Royal Guard tell him to interfere.

## Plot

The episode begins where the previous left off; SCR notices Odin whilst fleeing from The Royal Guard. Odin begins using his stand 'The Hand' to take down SCR. SCR finally reveals his stand and his actual name. His stand name is Silver Chariot Requiem, and that is his name too. **S**ilver **C**hariot **R**equiem. **SCR**. Joseph Joyce notices the conflict and asks what was happening. The stand SCR began attacking Joe instead. Joe and Odin beat SCR once and for all. It turns out he was the one leading The Empire. The season ends there.

## Characters

- Joseph Joyce

- SCR

- Odin
Episode 5 - Royal Tragedy

**Royal Tragedy** is the fifth episode of the series Castle. The episode is directly continuing from Zero looking for Kat and Joe.

## Royal Tragedy

### Director

Eqiuox

In this episode, Kat and Joe are found by Zero after he searches for hours. He finds them, and then Joe and Kat must flee.

## Plot

The episode begins with Zero looking through the mountains on a foggy day. Zero is forced to search hours out of anger. Epitaph's death is then revealed to the public. Zero does not attend the funeral. Kat exposes their location by accident, and Joe and Kat have to try reason with Zero. Zero attacks them with his stand, Joe only defends. Zero almost kills Joe since Joe was not attacking back.

## Characters

- Joseph Joyce

- Kat Dreemurr

- Epitaph [deceased]

- Zero
Episode 9 - Invasion

**Invasion** is the ninth episode of the series Castle. The episode continues on directly from the last episode.

## Invasion

### Director

Eqiuox

In the episode, Kat and Shadow decide to invade the castle for riches and money. Joe, however, stops this from going forward.

## Plot

Joe rejoins the Justice System as SCR asked him too, and he'd be a good addition. Joe decides to do so. Joe suddenly realises Shadow is a criminal, Kat too. He stops the invasion moments before it happens. He asks them why, and they say they weren't planning anything. Joe keeps his suspicions, but chooses to cease the investigation after a while. SCR is shown killing a young girl for what seems to be no reason. SCR is then shown trying to kill Zero, but is interfered with a guard. The episode ends there.

## Characters

- Joseph Joyce

- Kat Dreemurr

- Shadow

- SCR

- Zero
Castle Roleplay Wiki

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This is the updated wiki for all castle related content; also including Boaria.

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Beat the motherfucking game

Red Velvet Cookie: (breaks the cake)

Pastry Cookie: Thank you, Red Velvet!

Red Velvet Cookie: Everyone, do the Caramelldansen!

( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PDJLvF1dUek )

Red Velvet Cookie: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Pastry Cookie: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Jeff The Killer: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Homicidal Liu: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Jane The Killer: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Nina The Killer: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Sportacus: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Stingy: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Zero: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Mango Cookie: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Sorbet Shark Cookie: \*does the caramelldansen\*

CupcakKe: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Saitama: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Licorice Cookie: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Rick Astley: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Charli D'Amelio: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Abby Roberts: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Charlotte Roberts: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Awkward Smol Cosplays: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Fukuro: \*does the caramelldansen\*

FnafCreepypasta: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Henry Stickmin: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Vecna: \*does the caramelldansen\*

Everyone: \*does the caramelldansen\*

The End

10/10 - I told you, you just beat the game.