Blood Lite II: Overbite

## Authors

 Kelley Armstrong

 L.A. Banks

 Heather Graham

* ebook
* Print

**An Anthology of Humorous Horror Stories Presented by the Horror Writers Association (Dark-Hunter World)** edited by Kevin J. Anderson.

## About the Book

* Genre and Sub-Genres: Urban Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Paranormal Romance
* Theme: Humorous Horror,
* Contributors:

## Description

**From the Horror Writers Association comes a brand-new collection of darkly humorous tales!**

The Big Questions of Life (and Death)

**Can a killer’s basement blood-feast be a tax write-off (under Entertainment)?** Not if Vlad the IRS agent nails him first in Heather Graham’s "Death and Taxes."

**What does a pack of hungry she-wolves do to solve their man troubles?** Ladies Night Out takes a wicked turn in "Dog Tired (of the Drama!)" by L. A. Banks.

**How far will an elite call girl go to beat a murder rap?** Stuck with a dead client in a luxury L.A. hotel room, she might strike a costly bargain with a woman of unearthly powers in Allison Brennan’s "Her Lucky Day."

**Who actually writes those tabloid stories about Bigfoot?** Meet a journalist of the unexplained (she’s 50 percent demon) and her boyfriend (he’s 100 percent thief), as they heat up a museum exhibition that’s also a soul-snatching battleground in "Lucifer’s Daughter" by Kelley Armstrong.

*Plus tales from*

**KEVIN J. ANDERSON & JANIS IAN • SAM W. ANDERSON • MIKE BARON**

**EDWARD BRYANT • AMY STERLING CASIL • DEREK CLENDENING DON D’AMMASSA • BRIAN J. HATCHER • NINA KIRIKI HOFFMAN NANCY KIRKPATRICK • J. A. KONRATH • JOHN R. LITTLE • SHARYN MCCRUMB**

**SCOTT NICHOLSON • MARK ONSPAUGH • AARON POLSON • DANIEL PYLE**

**MIKE RESNICK & LEZLI ROBYN • JEFF RYAN • D. L. SNELL • LUCIEN SOULBAN**

**ERIC JAMES STONE • JEFF STRAND • JORDAN SUMMERS**

**JOEL A. SUTHERLAND • STEVE RASNIC TEM • CHRISTOPHER WELCH**

## Supernatural Elements

Vampires, **Banshee**, ghouls, creepy kids with weird powers, undead clowns, devil, Zombies, werewolves, demons, and assorted monsters, humans with tails, Native American god, Cthulhu Mythos, Ghoul Police

## Stories

*Death and Taxes* Heather Graham
You really can't escape taxes, no matter your state of death.
*Table for Two* Jeff Ryan
A nice guy takes his disgusting blob of a date to a nice resturaunt with some pretty gross effects.
*Treatment* J.A. Konrath
*Dead Clown Séance* Christopher Welch
Undead Clowns. What else is there to say?
*The Day the Devil Swallowed a Heapin’ Helpin’ of Pride at the Beaulahville Gospel Jubilee* Scott Nicholson
*Piecemaker* Don d’Ammassa
*Good Breeding* Lucien Soulban
Hysterical sendup of the Cthulhu Mythos.
*Tails* John R. Little
Humans with tails and all their emotions played out by the movements and raising of this appendage.
*Dog Tired (of the Drama!)* L.A. Banks
About a lonely beta werewolf out with her her alpha female for a night out.
*A Sweet Girl for Todd* Mark Onspaugh
*Dark Carbuncle* Kevin J. Anderson & Janis Ian
About a washed-up rock star who is brought back from the dead by his "true fans".❖ —  While not a pure zombie story, is a chuckle-worthy tale that will make you feel sorry for your favorite rockstar/band.❖
*Tastes Like Chicken* Jordan Summers
ghoul police
*Presumptuous Beast Throws Sumptuous Feast* Mike Baron
*Bad German* Edward Bryant
*The Halloween War* Brian J. Hatcher
The ideals of imaginary monsters vs. the reality-based monsters negotiating for control of Halloween
*Oh, the Ho-Ho Horror* Joel A. Sutherland
*The Unfortunate Persistence of Harold Francis Beamish* Aaron Polson
*Dick and Larry* D.L. Snell
*Son of…a Bitch* Sam W. Anderson
A friendly golden retriever convinces his dumb neighbor who can hear him to go out and kill people.
*Her Lucky Day*cAllison Brennan —
*A Wing and a Prayer* Sharyn McCrumb
The consequences of appointing a Native American god as a college department head.
*Barewolf* Daniel Pyle
*American Banshee* Eric James Stone
*The Epicurean* Amy Sterling Casil
*The Ghoul Next Door* Nancy Kilpatrick
*Daycare of the Damned* Nina Kiriki Hoffman
Creepy kids with weird powers.
*Season’s Tickets* Derek Clendening
*The Close Shave* Mike Resnick & Lezli Robyn
*Shaggy Dog Story* Steve Rasnic Tem
*Eight-Legged Vengeance* Jeff Strand
*Lucifer's Daughter* Kelley Armstrong — Women of the Otherworld series #10.2
Horror equivalent of a Romantic comedy.❖ — Hope and Karl are back in the museum where they first met for a party. Karl unwillingly releases a demon when he steals an artifact.❖ — This story is narratored by Hope. Any story with Hope has her guy Karl and involves chaos, thievery, and usually demons. It takes place in the same museum that they met at 4 years ago.❖