Mya (Super Mega Fighters)

You really better watch out. You most certainly will cry. It’s the ultra-formidable Mya Bahnlow! She’s a mean, hairy, chip-chomping machine, and she won’t let any of the weirdos of Super Mega Fighters stand in her way of a sweet bag of those crispy potatoes!

## Core Stickers

*Core Stickers*, are a special classification of stickers that are exclusive to a particular fighter. This means that they mostly only alter parts of their respective characters, and of course, can be used only by that character. Note that these Stickers will only appear after Mya has been unlocked.

## Voicelines and Interactions

### Match-Start (Generic)

* *"I'm about to crunch you, like how I crunch my chips!"*
* *"Shouldn't have had that smoothie earlier..."*
* *"Maybe those yoga classes weren't a complete waste."*
* *"Make this quick, I've got a meeting with the bathroom in 30 minutes."*
* *"I guess this is better than going on that date Pubert was trying to tell me about."*
* *"Note to self, do NOT stop at a buffets before fighting."*
* *"I think I'm gonna go play with my Little Cusion after this."*
* *"Oh man, I was supposed to play ball with my Little Cusion around this time."*
* *"Ugh..."*
* *"I'm about to break my damn hip again." (Grandma Mya)*
* *"My back wasn't made for this nonsense!" (Grandma Mya)*
* *"Should've brought my glasses..." (Grandma Mya)*
* *"... Where am I?" (Grandma Mya)*

### Match-Start (Interactions)

* *"I'm a bit scared... but also a bit hungry now." ()*
* *"Hey, is this one of those commercials?" ()*
* *"I never thought I'd get to meet one of these guys! I don't remember the green one looking like that though..." ()*
* *"And I was just feeling a bit hungry... do I **have** to fight you?" ()*
* *"Oh my god, STEVE HARVEY!? I ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU!!" (**)*
* *"Mister Harvey, can you punch me in this area, here? Please?" ()*
* *"Hey, can I **please**, go on Family Feud after this!? I've always wanted to stand there answer those questions next to you..." (*)
* *"When we are on Family Feud, I need to wrap your arm around me." ()*
* *"I've always wanted to get close to that mustache..." (*)
* *"So I guess you wanna test those fighting-skills you've been telling me about?" (**)*
* *"Maurice, I told you I'm not cut out for this." ()*
* *"Can't you try and train with someone else?" ()*
* *"Okay, Maurice, just... try and go easy on me, okay?" ()*
* *"This match-up doesn't seem very fair..." ()*
* *"Why don't you put down that phone for once girl?" (**)*
* *"Even here, you're still glued to that thing?" (*)
* *'"If I win this one, you have to stop dating my cousin." (*)
* *"G-Grandma!? What are you doing!?" (Grandma Mya)*
* *"Grandma, you know it isn't safe for you here." (Grandma Mya)*
* *"I never thought I'd have to fight you grandma..." (Grandma Mya)*
* *"Did you take your pills before coming here?" (Grandma Mya)*
* *"Oh no..." ()*
* *"How did you even get here Pubert?" ()*
* *"Is that a robot of... me!?" ()*
* *"Where did he even find that thing.. he's too dumb to build that!" ()*
* *"Ugh... couldn't he have been sent to some other dimension?" ()*
* *"Maybe if I win this, he'll finally leave me alone." ()*

### After K.O-ing Opponent (Interactions)

* *"Sorry! Sorry, Mr. Harvey." ()*
* *"Hope you're feeling okay, Mr. Harvey." ()*
* *"Hah! Take that Maurice!" ()*
* *"Looks like you're getting a little rusty." ()*
* *"You'd do better if you weren't on that phone, Sheniqua." (*)
* *"Sheniqua? Are you even trying?" (*)

### Results Screen (Generic)

* *"Mya always makes it!"*
* "*I knew these chips unlocked something deep within me."*
* *"Tentill would be proud."*
* *"I can't wait to tell Maurice about this."*
* *"Maurice is never going to believe it!"*
* *"Finally, Maurice can stop doubting me."*
* *"All those other dudes that came from me... this for all of y'all."*
* *"Next time I see Pubert, I'm going to show him how I really feel."*

### Results (Interactions)

* *"We should get one of those Trump burgers later." (Winning,* )
* *"Don't worry Donald, meet me later, and I can make it up to you." (Winning, )*
* *"So, uh, is that 'meeting' in your bedroom later still on?" (Winning,* )
* *"Sorry sweetheart... but momma's gotta win herself sometimes." (Winning,* )
* *"He's never going to shut up about this, is he?” (Losing,* )
* *"Maybe I can teach my Little Cusion to defend herself from you now." (Winning,* )

## Notes & Trivia

* In much earlier drafts of the game, Maurice and Sheniqua were just going to be Costumes for Mya. Eventually, they were considered unique and important enough to be made into their own individual characters.
	+ There were also plans for a Costume featuring Tentill riding on top of Hair Scorpion. On top of Tentill now be her own playable character (and using Hair Scorpion in her Super Mega Attack), this idea was scrapped for also being a little too ambitious for just a character costume.
* Mya is one of two characters that can only be unlocked through only Story Mode. The other is Donald Trump.