The Cult

The Cult is an ancient organization that consisted of dark magic users. The Cult were the largest and oldest group of dark magic users and considerably the most powerful, the Cult had managed to stretch across the universe more then any other organization.

# History

## Ancient Greece

The Cult traces it's origins as far as Ancient Greece in at the end of the Peleponesian War. The Cult gathered in an ancient temple with an magical artifact known as the Pyramid of Truth which would influence the Egyptians later design. The Cult didn't rely on the Pythia and instead relied on magic. The Cult was formed by an light magic user who practiced banished forms of dark magic. The Cult would be later stopped by Jerkov by hunting down all the Cultists.

The Cult orchestrated many of Sparta and Athen's actions through the puppet Pythia. The Cult were always begetting from the war and wanted the Pelopenesian war to be eternal. The Pythia acted in the Cults best interests and had kept the war going so the Cult could profit from it.

The children of Cultist's would be raised and indoctrinated into the Cult's beliefs and would be taught dark magic. These kids would be raised to become military generals and leaders. The Cultists would do anything for their leader. The Cultists would also kidnap children and indoctrinate them into the Cult, the Cult would pressure their families to join the Cult if they had not.

The Cult worshiped the pyramid as a god, the Pyramid would direct and predict the future and future events. The Cult would do whatever they possibly could to ensure these events would take place. However the Cult had not known that a Dark Lord manifested the object.

## Ancient Egypt

The Cult later migrated to Egypt where they would pressure the creation of the Pyramids in honor for the destruction of the Pyramid of Truth. The Cult organized deep under these Pyramids and had influence in the Ptolemaic Kingdom and the Roman Empire and had used Pharaoh Ptolemy XIII and Cleopatra as puppet rulers. The Cult would later be stopped again by Shawn.

The Cult had control of who died, who lived, and who existed at all. If anyone did something that wasn't in the best interests in the Cult. The Cult would have them tracked down and killed, any contact of this persons friend would be drugged to make it seem like he never existed. The Cult would do whatever they could to make sure this person did not exist. The Cult also had reaped the gifts prepared for nobles in the after life in order to fund the Cult.

The Cult controlled the Prophet of Anubis and would kill people in the interests of the Cult daily. To the public it would be in the best interests of Anubis. The Cult would also control the Prophet of Amun. The Cult controlled every sector of religion.

While the Cult controlled every temple in Egypt they also had their own religion. The Cult worshiped a snake god and preformed Dark Rituals. They had believed a "O'Dark Lord of yore" had manifested a snake after his death. Similar to how the Cultists believed a Dark Lord of great power had manifested a Pyramid.

The Cult controlled the Ptolemy Dynasty and used him to establish laws in the best interest of the Cult. The Cult was influential in the Siege of Alexandria because of their control of the Royal Family. This was when they lost their power, it was not long after until they would control Julius Ceasar only for him to be assassinated.

## Fun Activities

Because of the seriousness of the Cult, the Cult organizes fun events and activities similar to a recreational center.

## Baseball Friday

With the reign of Mr.Pimp he had established Baseball Friday. Every year the entirety of the Cult will meet up at April 1st for an annual baseball game. Each high ranking cult member will command their own team in which they will compete.

## Hockey Thursdays

Every four years the Cult leaders manage a hockey tournament and will also have each high ranking member manage a hockey team. It boosts moral and is good for nothing else.

## Cultist Bowling League

The Cult leaders lead an bowling tournament every four years in which the high ranking members would lead a team and try and beat each other in the tournament.

## The Beerathon

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`Oh fuck! He fucking did it again!`

`I will fucking kill you like i did with [UNSAVEABLE]!`

`No! Not the beer bott-!`

`Brother Timmy! Stop it! Put down that crowba- Argh!`

`General Formage! Hey! Yeah YOU! I'm talking to you! PUT THAT DOWN!`

`--THREAT DETECTED--`

`Hey Supreme Leader! Just wanted to talk to you! You know those annual Beerathons you've been doing? After last years Beerathon I don't think we should do it again. After the incident with General Formage and Brother Timmy happened it left us all stunned. The nerds down at the laboratory spent a lot of time on this years Beerathon but me and the faithful soldiers took a look at it. It's a lot for security to deal with another riot I-i-i mean incident but it does a lot to our soldiers. The Cult scientists are gonna blame security for their fucking problems and we have to listen to them. Then the secret police is gonna have a problem with us, I just hope we don't repeat last years mistakes. Hey you! You! Stop it! Put that gun down Tanner! Put it dow-!`

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`Alright! General Formage may have tolerated this but I certainly won't! Last weeks riot should of never happened and it won't happen again! General Formage was killed during that battle which was a pain to see him go. But he owed me so It's only fair.`

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