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Pour Poor Me More Please

"**Pour Poor Me More Please**" is a song from Mother's Daze.

## Lyrics

**[Bitsy, spoken:]**

Oh, take it up with Helen, because she's in charge of the babies and "wah wah"s of this hotel. Because that's what I'm hearing, "wah wah!"

**[Lionel, spoken:]**

Helen's not here, so I'm telling you. And if I leave, all of my customers leave with me

**[Bitsy, spoken:]**

Wah wah, I'm Lionel, now I have to make drinks for the service bar too! Poor me...

**[BITSY]**

It's all so draining

Not that I'm royalty

But so much complaining

Where is his loyalty?

I'm hardly a matron

Yet I stand accused

Decades his patron

Just bring me my booze

**[BITSY: Chorus]**

Pour poor me

More, more plеase

I'm so, I'm so thirsty

Pour poor me

More, morе please

I'm so, I'm so thirsty

**[LIONEL]**

I could have been a doctor

But I took my skills to libations

A master serving master glasses

She's finally in perspective

The disrespect she has shown

Shellacked and cracked in lacquered plaster

You can't put a price on magic

**[BARFLIES]**

But he brings us booze

**[LIONEL]**

Now anyone can be your friend

**[BARFLIES]**

But Lionel brings us booze

**[BARFLIES: Chorus]**

Pour poor me

More, more please

We're so, we're so thirsty

*[Barflies continue to repeat Chorus in the background for the rest of the song.]*

**[BAR PATRON #1]**

He gave me his pants when I needed pants

**[BAR PATRON #2]**

He built my son's science project

**[BAR PATRON #3]**

He let me call him dad

**[LIONEL]**

I'll give you a shoulder to cry on

**[BAR PATRON #4]**

He taught me how to ride a bike

**[BAR PATRON #5]**

He bailed me out of prison

**[BAR PATRON #6]**

He invested in my start-up company

**[BAR PATRON #7]**

He found my birth parents

**[LIONEL]**

And some free advice
Rats

## Songs

### Next

I'm the Worst

"**Rats**" is a song from Garbage Ballet. There is also an End Credits version.

## Lyrics

**[Paige]**

Sneaking around

In the dark

I know you're there

Somewhere

You're just like a pin

Stuck in my heart

So show yourself

If you dare

**[Cole]**

Oh, mom

Don't be cold

Don't be cruel

Don't you care?

**[Paige]**

Gonna find 'em

Gonna kill 'em

Gonna find 'em

Gonna kill 'em

**[Cole]**

Oh, mom

That look in your eyes

Makes me scared

**[Paige]**

Gonna find 'em

Gonna kill 'em

Gonna find 'em

Gonna kill 'em

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

**[Paige]**

They're everywhere

But you just can't see

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

**[Cole]**

They're smart and bold

Just like you and me

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

**[Paige]**

They eat our food

And they spread disease

**[Cole]**

Don't kill the rat

He can stay with me

**[Paige]**

Mess with me

Seal your destiny

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

**[Cole]**

They love their mom

And their families

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

**[Paige]**

They're in our trash

And they eat our cheese

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

**[Cole]**

They wear fur coats

Let them live here, please

**[Paige]**

Don't pay the rent

And the rent ain't cheap

**[Cole]**

Don't kill the rat

He can stay with me

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

**[Cole]**

Mom, they're such a conundrum

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

**[Paige]**

Yeah, but I'm going rogue on this one

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

**[Cole]**

Mom, they're cuddly and fun

Don't kill the rat

He can stay with me

**[Paige]**

Mess with me

Seal your destiny

**[Paige and Cole]**

Rats!

## Lyrics (End Credits)

**[Paige]**

Rats, they're everywhere but you just can't see.

**[Cole]**

Rats, smart and bold, just like you and me.

**[Both]**

Rats

♫ ♩

**[Cole]**

Rats

**[Paige]**

Rats

**[Cole]**

Rats

♫ ♩

**[Cole]**

Rats, mom they're such a conundrum

**[Paige]**

Rats, Yeah, but I'm going rogue on this one.

**[Both]**

Rats
Corey Barnes

**Corey Barnes** is an animation director at Bento Box Entertainment. He was a former animation director on *Central Park*. He left to work on *The Great North* and *Duncanville*.

## Episodes directed

* "Skater's Circle"
* "Rival Busker"
* "Hot Oven"
* "A Fish Called Snakehead"

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/myanimewaifu/status/1271352529691897856?s=20
Make 'Em Pay

## Songs

### Next

Do It While We Can

"**Make 'Em Pay**" is a song from Skater's Circle. It's sung by Bitsy.

## Lyrics

**[Bitsy]**

Why has it always been like this
I wish I could forget the past
The kids at school picked me last
I wasn't tall, I wasn't fast
I was small
And a total outcast
Maybe it's time I forgive them
(Bitsy laughs)

No.
I'll make 'em pay
Proper respect to me
Pay
For not accepting me
Pay
For neglecting me
Pay for their sins
God, where do I begin?
My brother was the golden child
He taunted and reviled me
I envied Little Orphan Annie
The only person meaner than my father
Was the nanny
I'll make 'em pay
For their condescension
Pay
With their full attention
Pay
For the privilege of kissing my toes
As I sit on my throne
I shower them with golden opportunities
But no one bites
They belittle me
I'm constantly ignored
And no one sees my genius
I'd like to be adored
Must I grow a penis?
**[spoken]**

Seriously
**[sung]**

I'll make them pay
Tell the bankers to wire
Pay
To build my empire
Pay
My desire is to raise up the rent
And squeeze every cent
They will pay
Oh, they will pay
And they won't dismiss me
I'm Bitsy
I'm ritzy
I'm glitzy
They can't resist me
I'll make them pay
Small Stuff

## Songs

### Next

Enough is Enough

**"Small Stuff"** is a song from The Brandenpire Strikes Back

## Lyrics

**[Elwood]**

When your minds going:

"Bzz, Bzz, Bzz"

And everything's like:

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

When your thoughts are like:

"Blah, Blah, Blah"

And the world is like

"Hey hey hey hey hey!"

I tell the noise to stop

I let the whole world drop away

And I listen to myself, 'cause myself will always say

The only words I need to get me through the day,

[Owen]

(Spoken)

What are they?

**[Elwood]**

(Sung)

Oh well, moving on, anyway!

So you were late? Who cares?

So you made a mistake? Who doesn't?

Think of how many times it felt like the end of the world,

and guess what, It wasn't!

**[Owen]**

(Spoken)

That's true.

**[Elwood]**

(Sung)

If something really goes wrong,

You'll deal with it then

Instead of worrying about it over and over again!

Don't sweat the small stuff

and isn't it all stuff?

You can just let go

Because you know

It won't make it better

It'll just make you feel worse today

And in this life, today's all we got

So when I have a problem, I just say:

Oh well, moving on, anyway!

You try it!

**[Owen]**

Okay,

Oh well, moving on, anyway,

I'm starting to feel better

**[Elwood]**

See?

So I didn't pay my taxes, who does?

**[Owen]**

What?

**[Elwood]**

And I ate asbestos as a kid, Whoops!

**[Owen]**

Really?

**[Elwood]**

One time, For undisclosed reasons,

I was supposed to go on witness protection program

But never did!

**[Owen]**

Um, Elwood?

**[Elwood]**

If something really goes wrong,

I'll deal with it then

Instead of worrying about it over and over again!

Come on, sing with me!

**[Owen]**

Um, okay!

**[Elwood and Owen]**

Don't sweat the small stuff

and isn't it all stuff?

You can just let go

Because you know

It won't make it better

It'll just make you feel worse today

And in this life, today's all we got

So when I have a problem, I just say:

Oh well, moving on, anyway!

**[Elwood]**

Hey-ay!

Who cares if I lied on my resume?

Who cares if I hit the wrong notes,

Who cares if I love to eat raw chicken,

Or only sold three to-o-otes!

**[Owen]**

Wait! You only sold three totes?

**[Elwood]**

Tote-Tote-Totally-To-otes!

**[Owen]**

What!?

(Spoken)

You said you sold them all.
Nuts Nuts Nuts

"**Nuts Nuts Nuts**" is a song from Squirrel, Interrupted

## Lyrics

**[Cole]**

Since I was kid, my heroes have been

Not the kind most would prefer

They carry swords, they're ten inches high

They're completely covered in fur

These epic tales of heroic quests

Of these squirrels who live in the park

The greatest stories to have ever been told

Tomorrow's the day

Be still, my heart!

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Cole's giddy because tomorrow there's a big scavenger hunt in the park based on his favorite series of books: "The Squirrel Quarrels," written by Kelleth Vanbeaceler. Interesting fact about uh— oh, sorry, he's still singing!

**[Cole]**

Attention, boys and girls and squirrels

Get ready for tomorrow because

It's gonna be nuts, nuts, nuts

It's gonna be nuts, nuts, nuts

Grab your nutsacks for this Squavenger hunt (Ooh!)

We're all gonna be swimmin' in nuts

It's gonna be nuts, nuts, nuts

It's gonna be nuts, nuts, nuts

It's gonna be nuts, nuts, nuts!

Remember when Muddgrabber fled from Stinkcloud Keep

In a disguise he made from leaves

Or when Chatterling flew through the Dark Ramble

To defeat the Council Of Thieves?

**[Owen, spoken]**

I don't, but that all sounds- very exciting?

**[Molly, spoken]**

Quick question for the group. How long are we gonna talk about these books? All night? Until I graduate college? Until the Earth goes into the Sun? Just trying to plan accordingly

**[Paige, spoken]**

Uh-huh. Remember a little thing called "The Apartment Bears?"

**[Molly, spoken]**

How dare you. That's totally different. They lived in the *real* world and faced *real* problems

**[Cole]**

They are the bravest squirrel warriors (Ooh!)

To ever skitter-scamp up a bower home

And tomorrow, they will be bought to life

In a park outside of our home

Our home!

**[Molly, spoken]**

Ugh, whatever

**[Cole]**

Attention, boys and girls and squirrels

Get ready for tomorrow because

It's gonna be nuts, nuts, nuts

It's gonna be nuts, nuts, nuts

It's gonna be nuts, nuts, nuts!

Nuts!

Nuts!
Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice

"**Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice**" is the third episode in Season 2 of *Central Park*, being the thirteenth episode overall.

## Plot

As a test to see if she's worthy of joining an elite girl group, Fista Puffs battles a monster in the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

## Songs

* The Fista Puffs Theme Song
* Pow Pow Boom Booms
* No One's Home
* Trying Too Hard
* Pow Pow Boom Booms (End Credits)

## External Links

* "Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice" at the US Copyright Database

1. ↑ https://directories.wga.org/member/e2d33191-046f-462b-ab80-5f4960dec2a8/
Don't Think About the Failures

"**Don't Think About the Failures**" is a song from Hat Luncheon. Owen expresses his fear with public speaking.

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

Don't think about the failures

Think about the future

Think about the future, kay?

Don't think about the failures

Think about the future

Think about the future, yeah

When I try to give a speech I always end up feeling foolish

My tongue gets tied, I hurt my pride and more

Guess it's something I can work on

Like that guy helped Colin Firth on

Don't think about the failures

Think about the future

Think about the future, yeah

Don't think about the failures...

Don't think about the failures

Think about the future

Think about how good it will feel

How it's really no big deal

We got this

Remember to smile

Remember to smile

Remember to smile

How's this?

Remember to make eye-contact

Eye-contact

Eye-contact, smile

Eye-contact, smile, yeah

All my prep and my research will

Make me seem like Winston Churchill

Remember to smile, remember to breathe

Remember to not suck

When I try to give a speech!
Whitney Whitebottom

**Whitney Whitebottom** was the former mayor of New York, after he resigned in The Lyin' In Winter. He was corrupt as he was in on the plans with Bitsy to buy Central Park since he froze the contract of the Park League and was planning on blaming the sale of Central Park on the "not good leadership" of Owen Tillerman. (Where There's Smoke)
Flyin' High

"**Flyin' High**" is a song from Bee is for Brandenham.

## Lyrics

**[Elwood]**

My daddy bee kept me safe in the hive, but it time to try a flight of my own

**[Fran]**

Ooooh

**[Elwood]**

My boss was cross with a bee in his bonnet, but I'm on it and I'll show how I've grown

**[Fran]**

Ooooh

**[Elwood]**

And for the first time in this job I feel on fire.

Except that one time when I set myself on fire

**[Owen, Elwood and Fran]**

You were flyin' blind, but now I am flying high-ee-yi-yigh, high-ee-yi-yigh

Up in the sky I'm high-fivin' the stars shooting by-ee-yi-yigh, by-ee-yi-yigh

Woo!

A hive of bees can accomplish their dreams when it teams up to tackle a chore

Oooh

If there's a lesson to be learned here it's just to have trust in what your teammates are for

Oooh

**[Owen]**

And Clay would be so proud he'd stand by and applaud

**[Elwood]**

This is for you and him, but mostly It's for Todd

**[Owen, Elwood and Fran]**

Was in a bind, but now I am flying high-ee-yi-yigh, high-ee-yi-yigh

And I'm so happy that I could just break down and cry-ee-yee-high, cry-ee-yee-high

Woo

**[Paige]**

I'm flying blind, oh, yea, I'm flying blind

Oooh-hoo

**[Molly and Cole]**

Are you really gonna make another hole?

**[Paige]**

All will be fine. I hope it will be fine

Oooh-hoo

**[Molly and Cole]**

Turns out today is not any ol' day

**[Owen]**

I lost my mind

**[Owen, Elwood and Fran(Paige)]**

But now I am flying high-ee-yigh-high, high-ee-yigh-high

(I'm flying blind, flying blind)

So say goodbye to that micro-managey guy-ee-yigh-high, guy-ee-yigh-high

(I'm flying blind, flying blind)

We'll keep on flyin' high

We'll keep on flyin' high

Oh, yeah, we'll keep on flyin' high-ee-yigh
20th Century Fox Television

**Not to be confused with Fox Broadcasting Company**

**20th Century Fox Television** was a former production company for television shows under the 20th Century Fox label. Since March 20, 2019, it is owned by The Walt Disney Company. Its sister company, 20th Television, formerly distributed the show to international networks, before taking on production.

On August 10, 2020, Disney announced that 20th Century Fox Television would be renamed 20th Television, and that the two companies would merge together.

## References

1. ↑ https://deadline.com/2020/08/disney-television-studios-rebrand-three-studios-20th-television-abc-signature-touchstone-television-1203008722/
Ten Out of Ten

**"Ten Out of Ten"** is a song from Ice Ice Not Baby.

## Lyrics

**[Molly]**

We're going for gold obviously

**[Brendan]**

Just two Olympic skaters, no biggie

**[Molly]**

It's honestly rude of us To be this great

**[Brendan]**

You leave it all on the ice

**[Molly]**

You were born to skate

Here comes Brandenham Attempting a move no one's ever landed

And he's finding his groove

He jumps

(Woah)

He lands?

**[Brendan]**

Nailed it!

**[Molly, spoken]**

The judges officially give your Triple Pinky Toe Loop-There-It-Is Jump a score of

Ten!

**[Brendan]**

Oh, ten out of ten, Whoo

**[Molly]**

Ten out of ten I'll say it again

I give you a ten out of ten

**[Both]**

Ten out of ten

**[Brendan]**

Here comes Tillerman gaining speed

For a killer spin

Will she succeed?

She spins,

(yikes)

Whoa!

She spun

**[Molly]**

That's how it's done.

**[Brendan, spoken]**

The judges officially give your Backwards Bumblebee Spin-the-Bottle Sudden Death spin a score of

Ten!

**[Molly]**

Ten out of ten

**[Brendan]**

Ten out of ten

Written in pen I give you a ten out of ten

**[Molly]**

Quadruple klutz

Whoo!

**[Brendan]**

Ten out of ten

**[Molly]**

(laughs)

Oh, God.

[Brendan]

Double Arctic Guts

Whoa! Oh!

**[Molly]**

Ten out of ten

Quantum leap

**[Brendan]**

Ten

Zamboni sweep

**[Molly]**

Ten

Boom! Pow!

Ten, ten

**[Both]**

Ten out of ten Ten out of ten

Time and again I give us a ten out of ten

Oh, yeah I give us a ten out of ten

Mm-hmm

I give us a ten out of ten
Leopold Brandenham

**Leopold Brandenham** is Ambrose and Bitsy Brandenham's father and the former owner of the Brandenham Hotel.

His name was revealed to be "Leopold" in the closed captions of the song "Clean Money".

## Appearance

Leopold is usually seen in paintings in the Brandenham Hotel and in Bitsy's flashbacks. He is of European descent with light skin; he is seen with balding brown hair, and always wearing a navy suit with a red tie.

## Personality

Leopold is a businessman, which means he's manipulative, cunning, and narcissistic, as described by Helen in the episode "Castle Sweet Castle". He was said to be neglectful of Bitsy when she was a child in her song "Make 'Em Pay", most likely because she is born a girl and short. In a flashback in "Castle Sweet Castle", it was revealed he taught Bitsy how to drive while drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, which shows alcoholism may run in the family as Bitsy is also an alcoholic.
Weirdos Make Great Superheroes

"**Weirdos Make Great Superheroes**" is a song from Skater's Circle, featuring Molly and Cole, along with a reprised version.

## Lyrics

**[Molly]**

Another day of this
Living in a made up world where I fit
I know I can dominate
More than two dimensional space
*Did I just break that? I'm sorry'*
And if I had my way
I could surprise them
I’d flip the script and say
Everybody else's lines like
'*Ello, good morning to you fine sir. You're looking well*
*Why am I doing an accent?*:*Or "Yes! Sports!... I mean, right?"*
*Ughhhh*
I wouldn't get tongue tied
Get nervous
But he's so tall
How old is he?
She's gorgeous
Is it too much to ask for?
I wanna be more
I wanna be a superhero
Watch me fly
Anyway that I want to go
And you can give me all your problems
'Cause you know I'll solve them
It's a secret everybody already knows
Weirdos make great superheroes
**[Chorus]**

Weirdos make great superheroes.
**[Molly]**

See?
Now it's catching on.
**[Molly and Cole]**

We're in our very own personal Comic-Con
And everyone's invited.
Weirdos united!
**[Cole]**

Oooh
And I can be with my true love:
Shampagne, here I come!
**[Molly]**

*And loving a dog romantically is very cool*
**[Cole]**

*Yeah!*
**[Molly and Cole]**

Weird is the only rule and
I wanna be a superhero
Watch me fly
Anyway that I want to go
**[Molly]**

And you can give me all your problems
**[Cole]**

I'll give you all my problems
**[Molly]**

'Cause you know I'll solve 'em
**[Cole]**

'Cause you know I'll solve 'em
**[Molly and Cole]**

Weird is super and now you know!
**[Chorus]**

Weirdos make great superheroes
Weirdos make great superheroes
**[Molly]**

Weirdos make great superheroes

## Lyrics (Reprise)

### Sung by

Molly and Cole

**[Cole]**

*That's him!*
**[Molly]**

*He heard you!*
**[Cole]**

*I don't believe it! What do I do?*
**[Molly]**

*Howl back!*
**[Cole]**

*Oh, right-right-*
*Awoooooo!*
**[Shampagne]**

*(Howls back)*
**[Cole]**

*He remembers me, you were right. We did it!*
He remembers me, I'm so relieved.
He remembers me, I should've believed.
He remembers me, we'll be best pals.
He remembers me, what a boost of morale!
And...
**[Molly and Cole]**

I-
**[Cole]**

I'm feeling like a superhero!
**[Molly]**

Weirdos make great superheroes.
**[Cole]**

You can give us all your problems.
**[Molly and Cole]**

'Cause you know we'll solve 'em.
It's a secret everybody should know.
Weirdos make great superheroes.
Weirdos make great superheroes.
**[Shampagne]**

*(Howls)*
Bad Bad Bird

## Songs

### Next

Backing Up

**"Bad Bad Bird"** is a song from A Triptych Down Memory Lane

## Lyrics

**[Elwood(Helen)]**

Step up on my tippy toes

Every true artist knows the fear

The place inside

It's where the bad swan lies

Embrace the fear, dig it up

Gotta find it, gotta find it

Find that fear and feel it

I'm a bad, bad bird

One time, a dog came up to me

(Bad, bad bird)

And I didn't say hello

(Bad, bad bird)

Okay, I pet him a little bit

(Bad, bad bird)

But I'm still badder than you know

**[Helen (Elwood)]**

Can you step like me?

Or pirouette like me?

Do you have it in you?

Can you move like I do?

(I'm scaring me)

Do I scare you?

'Cause I scare me

(I'm scaring me)

Do I scare you?

'Cause I scare me

Step up on those tippy toes

Every true artist has a bad swan

Locked inside

Part of you that's terrified

Embrace the fear, dig it up

Can you find it?

Can you find it?

Find that fear, unleash it

Are you a bad, bad bird?

**[Elwood (Helen)]**

I leave the lights on at work

(Bad, bad bird)

Even when I'm not there

(Bad, bad bird)

Really, I forget sometimes.

Just shows how much I care

Can I find the key?

Unlock what's buried deep

Do I have it in me?

(You a bad, bad bird)

I'm a bad, bad bird

[Helen (Elwood)]

(I'm scaring me)

Do I scare you?

'Cause I scare me

(I'm scaring me)

Do I scare you?

'Cause I scare me

**[Elwood (Helen)]**

('Cause I scare me)

I'm a bad, bad bird...

('Cause I scare me, argh!)

I'm a bad, bad bird.

('Cause I scare me, argh!)

I'm a bad, bad bird.
Re-Brandenham

## Songs

### Next

Perfect Fit

**"Re-Brandenham"** is a song from The Puffs Go Poof

## Lyrics

**[Jeanie, spoken (Gianni, spoken)]**

Our fresh conty...
(Content.)

...is gonna recalibrate your algorithm
and push all those trash links
to the next page
where there are no clickies.

**[Bitsy, spoken]**

Speak English!
**[Helen, spoken]**

I think they're gonna take pictures and
videos of you acting like a normal person.
**[Gianni, spoken]**

Okay, just listen.
Here's what we're gonna do.
**[Gianni and Jeanie (Jenny)]**

Make a mark, collect all the hearts
Gotta build your online presence
We know where to start
(That's it!)

Sell it.
**[Gianni]**

Let's work on your candid pose
**[Gianni, Jeanie, and Jenny]**

Hanging in the park
In your casual clothes
**[Bitsy]**

These definitely aren't my clothes.
**[Gianni, Jeanie, and Jenny]**

Analytics scan the composition
(She's looking fire now)

Geotags that pick up your position
(One more without the frown)

We're gonna feed the feed
**[Gianni]**

Let's get you next to that tree
**[Bitsy]**

Great. So now I'm a hippie?
**[Helen]**

She's allergic to leaves
**[Gianni, Jeanie, and Jenny]**

Make way for Bitsy Re-Brandenham
Move yourself to the algorithm
Trend up!
-Trend up!
Make way for Bitsy Re-Brandenham
You're the bait everybody's clicking
Content! Content!
-Content!
Let's get in with that crowd
And up your social metric
The search AI categorizes
How many people are present
Post-worthy opportunity
**[Gianni]**

Just blend in with that family
**[Bitsy]**

This is worse than the tree.
**[Gianni, Jeanie, and Jenny]**

Increased spread
To different demographics
(It's like you have real friends)

Tagged to active users driving traffic
You're gonna #trend
We're gonna feed the feed
Influence and outreach
**[Bitsy]**

This really isn't working for me.
**[Helen]**

She's allergic to tourists.
**[Gianni, Jeanie, and Jenny]**

Make way for Bitsy Re-Brandenham
Move yourself to the algorithm
Trend up!
-Trend up!
Make way for Bitsy Re-Brandenham
You're the bait everybody's clicking
Content! Content!
-Content!
**[Gianni]**

We can enhance your smile
Using AI filters
**[Jeanie]**

Target every demographic
Using smart tag builders
**[Gianni and Jenny]**

We'll hit the BOFU
**[Bitsy]**

What is that? Some kind of vegan crap?
**[Gianni, Jeanie, and Jenny]**

Bottom of the funnel
Top result when people search for you
**[Jenny (Gianni)]**

Once we get you trending u--
(-Trending up!)

**[Gianni]**

Oh, G-- I'm so sorry, Jenny.
You go ahead.
**[Jenny]**

I was saying, once we get her trending--
**[Gianni]**

-Sorry. No, I just wanted to say
I really liked what Jenny was saying
about trending up.
**[Jenny]**

I was gonna say--
**[Jeanie]**

-It's like when you make content,
you will trend up.
I Did Not Account For This

## Songs

### Next

Hellfish

"**I Did Not Account For This**" is a song from Live It Up Tonight

## Lyrics

**[Molly]**

Okay, don't panic

Gotta find my little brother in the darkness

I'm not panicking

So hey, I blew it

Told my parents I could handle this alone

But look what happening

Had a few complications

What a lesson in expectations

In the park, in the dark

Let my little brother down

Unprepared, he was scared and fled

I did not account for this

Didn't count on this

I did not account for this

No-oh-oh

**[Cole]**

In the bat's habitats

In the middle of the night

Wasn't fun, had to run, oh-oh

I did not account for this

Didn't count on this

I did not account for this

No-oh-oh

**[Owen]**

Looks like we're screwed

This audit snuck up and it bit us in the worms

But keep on pedalling

**[Paige]**

No subways running

Now we're gunning it to stop that city gal

from all her meddling

**[Owen and Paige]**

Fighting with transportation

To get documentation

In the rain, what a pain,

But our butts are on the line

Take a look at our books and no

We did not account for this

Didn't count on this

**[Paige, spoken]**

How did worms amount to this?

**[Owen, spoken]**

Yeah, I don't know

**[Owen, Paige, Molly and Cole]**

Out of hand, wasn't planned

But I'll try to set it right

Got a goal

**[Molly]**

Hello, Cole?

**[Cole]**

Oh, no!

**[Owen, Paige, Molly and Cole]**

I did not account for this

Didn't count on this

I did not account for this

No-oh-oh

**[Cole]**

I saw their beady eyes

And they had a secret plan

And they wanted me to die

So I turned around and ran

**[Molly]**

This should have been a cinch

I'm a semi-grown adult

They should trust me in a pinch

But he's gone and it's my fault

**[Paige]**

Why does Elwood have a worm for a pet named Dianne?

Should we talk about that?

**[Owen, spoken]**

Let's not

**[Owen, Paige, Molly and Cole (with Elwood)]**

Gotta go, didn't know

That my life would end tonight

(Dianne)

Hit a snag what a drag, oh-oh

I did not account for this

(My beautiful worm)

Didn't count on this

(Dianne)

I did not account for this

(Oooh)

No-oh-oh.

**[Owen, spoken]**

Stop, that's it!

**[Owen, Paige, Molly & Cole]**

I did not account for this

**[Elwood]**

Dianne!
Turtle Babies

"**Turtle Babies**" is a song from Celeste We Forget

## Lyrics

**[Celeste, spoken]**

Girls, pick it up a little, will ya? Us seniors need to get our blood pumping.

**[Owen, spoken]**

I'm actually not a senior. I'm a middle-aged man. Okay, that's fast

**[Celeste, spoken]**

Isn't this fun, Owen? Double Dutchin'

**[Owen]**

It's just we gotta go, we gotta go. We're going to miss the flower show.

**[Celeste]**

Baby, you know I know you know you love this jumpin' toe to toe

**[Owen]**

Can't double Dutch, we're in a rush, although I'm pretty sure I'm crushing it.

**[Molly, spoken]**

Look at him go.

**[Cole, spoken]**

Wow. Those spaghetti legs don't quit.

**[Celeste, spoken]**

Come on, please? Sing the song, please?

**[Owen, spoken]**

Okay, but just for a bit

**[Both]**

Going to the candy store

Gonna buy some candy for my brother and my sister and my best friend Scott, Scott

Scott's an astronaut, naut

Goes to space a lot, lot

Met a pretty alien and so they tied the knot, knot

Moved to Quebec, bought a discotheque

Everyone in Canada wears fancy turtlenecks

Turtles neckin' on the docks now they're petting in the park

Huggin' and a kissing making babies after dark

Turtle babies, turtle babies turtle babies here and there

Turtle babies, turtle babies turtle babies everywhere

Turtle baby army. Run!
List of episodes by production order

A production code is an identity for each and every episode of *Central Park* assigned by the production team to help identify it from its respective season/episode number. Episodes are often broadcast by their production order i.e. in numerical order. This is a list of *Central Park* episodes by **production order**, along with their broadcast season/episode numbers, and their original broadcast dates.

For the list of episodes by date, see here and for the list of episodes in alphabetical order, see here.
Awfully Beautiful

"**Awfully Beautiful**" is a song from The PAIGE-riarchy!. There is an end credits version sung by Molly.

## Lyrics

**[Birdie,spoken]**

Drink in that nature. Gnats! Not cool, nature! That's awful!

A ladybug, so beautiful. I guess nature is awful and beautiful.

**[Birdie, sung]**

Nature in New York City

All its beauty, all of its quirks

See it blossom looking all blossomy and nice

Then it dies and rots and stinks, but from that muck, voila, new life

It's awfully beautiful

This mantis mom and dad made a cute baby then mom ate the dad

Ugh, I stepped in poo, but wait.

From that poo springs something new and even though it's on my shoe who cares? It helps the flowers bloom

It's awfully beautiful

That even though I'm treading crap around. I'm helping things grow in the ground

It's awfully beautiful

And only jerks will mind that I smell like a behind

And baby bird sees mom fly towards their little nest-y house

Mom greets them with the sweetest tweet then barfs into their mouths

Isn't it awfully beautiful

Awfully beautiful

## Awfully Beautiful (End Credits)

### Written by

Tim Dacey, Patrick Dacey, Nora Smith, Jeff Drake & Lindsey Stoddart

## Lyrics (End Credits)

**[Molly]**

Nature is beautiful. It goes in cycles just like clockwork.

See it blossom looking blossomy everywhere

Then once a month you feel like crap

But even worse like crappy crap, crap, crap

It's not fair

But, It's awfully beautiful

And even though I'm feeling pretty down. It's nothing to be ashamed about

It's awfully beautiful

I take on every cramp and push through it like a champ

And baby bird sees Mom flying towards her

Looking all concerned

Mom wants to make it better, but she only makes it worse

Isn't it awfully beautiful?

Awfully Beautiful
We Have Fun

## Songs

### Next

One Step at a Time

**"We Have Fun"** is a song from Slumber-Dog-Molly-An-Aire

## Lyrics

**[Cole]**

Let's say something is cringey

And then we'll laugh

Now laugh!

**[Both]**

We're laughing 'cause it's super funny

**[Enrique]**

Let's use bad words like "butthole"

**[Cole]**

Hey, not so loud!

**[Enrique]**

Be proud! That's how

The teens would probably do it

**[Both]**

Now we're touching our phones

'Cause we're teens and we

Drink soda real fast

Try out different laughs

And change up our fashion

'Cause we have fun!

We color our hair

We trade underwear

And ghosts are our passion

'Cause we have fun!

**[Enrique]**

Now we're gonna make phone calls

**[Cole]**

Who will we prank?

**[Enrique]**

The bank

**[Both]**

We'll thank them

For the Jolly Ranchers

**[Cole]**

Next, let's play spin the bottle

**[Enrique]**

Ooh, look at it go!

**[Cole]**

I know

It's slowing down, but that was awesome

**[Both]**

Now we're back on our phones

'Cause we're teens

And we can drive through the streets

Without booster seats

Make stuff in the oven

'Cause we have fun!

The movies we've seen are PG-13

With kissing and touching

'Cause we have fun!

We draw on our hands

We jam out to bands

We don't like nutrition

'Cause we have fun!

We live on caffeine

We play tambourine

We don't need permission

'Cause we have fun!

High five!

We have fun!

Touch butts!

We have fun!

Yeah!

We have fun!

This is fun!

We have fun!
Method to This Madness

## Method to This Madness

### Sung by

Owen, Molly, Elwood, Fran, Randy and Sheng

## Songs

### Next

First Class Hands

"**Method to This Madness**" is a song from Dog Spray Afternoon

## Lyrics

**[Owen, spoken]**

Okay. This is every spot there's been a shart tag

**[Elwood, spoken]**

They’re all over the park. Is this just random?

**[Owen, spoken]**

But what if it isn't?

**[Elwood, spoken]**

Oh, I guess that'd be neat.

**[Owen]**

There’s a method to this madness, more behind this

A larger plan, an evil twist we missed

If we mp out every spot marked by our vandal

We could conclude this lewd graffiti scandal

**[Fran]**

He attacked a tree at 85th

**[Randy]**

He tagged the Delacorte

**[Elwood]**

He switched to red at Rambles Square

**[Owen]**

He sharts like it's a sport

**[Elwood]**

He hit so many playgrounds, all the meadows

Oh, put dots here and here—he also sharted those

**[Owen]**

Okay, just shout out what you see

The first thing in your head

**[Elwood]**

Chicken pox, gumdrops, a dalmatian in a bed!

**[Owen, spoken]**

Wait, are you just naming things with dots?

**[Elwood, spoken]**

You said to say what it looks like

**[Owen, spoken]**

Yes, but once you've connected the dots

**[Elwood, spoken]**

Oh, you're not gonna like my list

**[Owen, spoken]**

Anybody else?

**[Randy, spoken]**

I was also doing things with dots

**[Owen]**

Mmmm, mmmm

There's a method to this madness—we can solve it

A chair, a yacht

**[Randy]**

A big banana split?

**[Sheng]**

Maybe it's the skyline?

**[Fran]**

These could be towers

**[Elwood]**

Maybe it's just random

We've been at this for two hours

**[Owen, spoken]**

Two hours? That puts you all on overtime

Clock out, clock out!

**[Sheng, spoken]**

Thanks a lot, Elwood

**[Randy, spoken]**

Ah, man

**[Fran, spoken]**

Yeah, thanks a lot, Elwood

**[Molly, spoken]**

Wait, let me see something

**[Molly, sung]**

There’s a method to this madness

**[Owen, spoken]**

Thank you, I’ve been saying that

**[Molly]**

It's not a chair, a yacht, dessert, or hat

He’s spelling out a word

He's on the last part

A secret code he's writing with his art

If you connect the dots like this

**[All except Molly]**

(gasp)

**[Molly]**

It's a giant shart

**[All except Molly]**

There’s a method to the madness

There's a method to the madness

All he has to do is cross the T
Spoiler Alert

"**Spoiler Alert**" is a song from Dog Spray Afternoon

## Lyrics

**[Birdie, spoken]**

You see, there's rules to being a narrator...

But the most important is that one. It's kind of the grandmama of all the rules

You can't tell someone in the story anything about where the story is going. Even if you know some juicy stuff

**[Birdie, sung]**

There's so much I want to say but I can't interfere

And, boy, the plot's about to get good. Or will it?

In just a few the story will shift into gear

I can't say how—but wow, if I could, I'd spill it

Still, it's a secret

And I should keep it

So I won't spoil it

But I can bleep it

Spoiler alert

Bleep's gonna bleep and bleep will start bleeping

Spoiler alert

Bleep and bleep, bleep and then the plots deepen

Of course there's a bleep when they bleep

And sorry, I don't mean to blurt

But, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep will bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep and so

Spoiler alert

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Whew! I bleeped myself so I didn't give anything away because I bleeped. So good job, me

**[Birdie, sung]**

The guy with the paint's gonna— Whoops, I can't say

And Owen will soo— No, can't tell ya, but hey

Family's destiny comes into play

Which leads to— Well, let me just put it this way

Spoiler alert

La la la la—try this, you won't hear it

Spoiler alert!

It's— Eh, never mind, and there goes the rhyme scheme

But trust me, it's truly delish; I wish I could dish all the dirt

Too late, anyhow, 'cause the story starts now and so

Spoiler alert!
Down to the Underwire

"**Down to the Underwire**" is the fifth episode in Season 2 of *Central Park*, being the fifteenth episode overall.

## Plot

When Molly needs a new bra, Owen takes her shopping. Helen finds a key that could finally reveal whether she's in Bitsy's will.

## Songs

* I Have a Bra-blem
* Little Key
* Keep it Low Key
* Down to the Wire
* Bra-blem Solved
* Keep it Low Key (End Credits)

## External Links

* "Down to the Underwire" at the US Copyright Database
Little Key

"**Little Key**" is a song from Down to the Underwire.

## Lyrics

**[BIRDIE, spoken]**

Eh? The key? From before? When I said it? Well, I bet you're wondering what that tiny little key goes to, aren't you? Good, I'll tell you.

**(sung)**

So the story of that little key is this

It unlocks Bitsy's locked filing cabinet

Which hides all her secrets and mysteries

Her will, her estate papers, two diamond Slinkys

**(spoken)**

It—it was the eighties.

**(sung)**

Every night when the little hand lands on the six

Bitsy takes the time to lock hеr cabinet

Helen said it bеfore, where there's a way, there's a will

She's gotta act fast; if she's caught, she'll be killed!

**(spoken)**

Maybe at least maimed.
Dog Spray Afternoon

"**Dog Spray Afternoon**" is the fifth episode in Season 1 of *Central Park*.

## Plot

Helen agrees to let Cole walk Shampagne, Paige tries to find information about Mayor Whitney Whitebottom, and Molly and Owen team up to stop a graffiti vandalizer in the park.

## Songs

* Spoiler Alert
* If There's a Will
* Method to This Madness
* If There's a Will (Reprise)
* If There's a Will (End Credits)

## External Links

* "Dog Spray Afternoon" at the US Copyright Database
* Dog Spray Afternoon at the Australian Classification Database
Helen

**Helen** is Bitsy Brandenham's maid. Despite the fact that she's Bitsy's assistant, Helen despises Bitsy and is only working for her so she can get into her will and inherit all her money when she dies. However, she also needs to compete with Bitsy's dog, Shampagne, for her inheritance.

## Appearance

Helen has a tall stature with pale skin and graying hair; she has bags under her eyes and sagging cheeks. She puts her hair up in a bun and wears a knee-length gray dress, gray stockings, and black shoes. In "Mother's Daze", Helen goes to a spa and dresses in a bathrobe with a towel wrapped around her head; she is also dressed in a gray bathing suit in another scene, which reveals Helen is a little chubby. In "Hat Luncheon", she wears a pirate hat, and in "A Decent Proposal" she wears a paper party hat for Bitsy's birthday. In "A Boat-iful Mind", she dances in a white disco suit.

## Personality

Helen is sarcastic, jaded, and occasionally manipulative. She is clever, which can be seen in her plan to inherit Bitsy's will to be rich. Helen is also very tolerant, putting up with Bitsy's menial tasks 24 hours in a day, 365 days a year. This may have caused her to have some pent-up violent frustrations, for example in the episode "Squirrel, Interrupted", Helen kicks Ambrose's assistant, Anton, in the crotch. She proceeds to tie him up and lock him in a broom closet. However, through her cold disposition, Helen does appear to have a softer side as would be seen in "Dog Spray Afternoon" where she saves Cole and Shampagne from being hit by a car, even though she has had multiple instances of wanting to kill Shampagne.
Kristen Bell

**Kristen Bell** (born July 18, 1980) is an American actress. She was the original voice actor for Molly Tillerman, she stepped down from her role. She returns in season 3 with a new role, voicing Paige's sister Abby Hunter.

1. ↑ https://deadline.com/2020/06/central-park-kristen-bell-no-longer-voice-molly-mixed-race-character-recast-new-role-on-apple-tv-series-1202969089/
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/lorenbouchard/status/1370209338841722881?s=21
3. ↑ https://youtu.be/\_t5OJ3oD9-Y?t=129
A Moment Forever Ago

"**A Moment Forever Ago**" is a song from The Shadow. It has an end credits version, and a demo version.

## Lyrics

**[HANK, spoken]**

I knew who you were. I wasn't that smart back then, but I got the idea about you from the papers and from hanging around the hotel that day. You were the heiress, but—

**[BITSY, spoken]**

I was the runt.

**[HANK, spoken]**

No, no. I mean, they might've treated you like that…

**[BITSY, spoken]**

On a good day. Most of the time back then they just ignored me.

**[HANK, spoken]**

Well, they might not have been paying attention to you, but I sure was.

We rode the same elevator once. And you were so—well, I had never seen anyone like you.

**[YOUNG HANK, sung]**

There was a moment forever ago

That keeps me up on quiet nights

And flickers like a pilot light

A moment forever ago

That makes me wade through memories

An old man lost in reveries

Back then I thought I'd all the time

A wishful thinker's paradigm

But when I look back, all that I can find

Is that moment forever ago

Was it over forever ago?

*[Violin]*

Now that moment forever ago

Is home to more than one regret

A reoccurring sad vignette

And that moment has taught me to know

That I can't let this one slip by me

Or else it's sure to also be

A moment forever ago

## Lyrics (End Credits)

There was a moment forever ago

That keeps me up on quiet nights

And flickers like a pilot light

A moment forever ago

*(A moment forever ago)*

That makes me wade through memories

An old man lost in reveries

Back then I thought I'd all the time

A wishful thinker's paradigm

But when I look back, all that I can find

Was it over forever ago?

## Lyrics (Demo)

There was a moment forever ago

That keeps me up on quiet nights

And flickers like a pilot light

A moment forever ago

That makes me wade through memories

An old man lost in reveries

Back then I thought I'd all the time

A wishful thinker's paradigm

But when I look back, all that I can find

Is that moment forever ago

Was it over forever ago?

*[Violin]*

Now that moment forever ago

Is home to more than one regret

A reoccurring sad vignette

And that moment has taught me to know

That I can't let this one slip by me

Or else it's sure to also be

A moment forever ago

## Trivia

* As shown on the official soundtrack listing, the song will make a return in a Season 3 episode.
Mother's Daze

"**Mother's Daze**" is the second episode in Season 2 of *Central Park*, being the twelfth episode overall.

## Plot

Owen and the kids go all out for Paige on Mother's Day. Bitsy has to handle things on her own when Helen takes a day off.

## Songs

* All About You
* Pour Poor Me More Please
* This is It
* This is It (Reprise)
* Promise

## External Links

* "Mother's Daze" at the US Copyright Database

1. ↑ https://directories.wga.org/project/1191101/central-park
Edendale Castle

**Edendale Castle** is home to the Tillerman's. It is located in Central Park. According to Birdie, he believes the Castle was originally built to hold horse bones (*Episode One*), and Brendan later brings this up to Molly, who disproves it and tells him It's a myth, (*Hot Oven*).

Despite the show being set in a real location, "Edendale Castle" does not actually exist in the real Central Park. That said, it could be the show's stand-in for Belvedere Castle, which is located in the real park and likely wasn't used in the show because it serves as the park's weather station, visitor center, and gift shop, meaning it would be unusable as a residence.
Love Comes Back Around

### Sung by

Birdie, Helen, Cole, Molly, Paige, Owen, Abby, Elwood, Fran, Glorious Gary, and Additional Vocals

## Songs

### Next

TBA

**"Love Comes Back Around"** is a song from The Brandenpire Strikes Back.

## Lyrics

**[Birdie]**

There's somethin' in the air

And it feels so right

It's catching on like a mood

We started with a labor of love and light

Now we're tastin' sweet summer fruit

Held onto hope

Our dreams would be bloomin'

Look around and

Look around and see what we found

**[Birdie and Additional Vocals]**

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around

**[Birdie]**

We always had each other

In times of doubt

And now we get to let loose

We worked all of our woes

And our worries out

And he got bit by a goose

**[Elwood]**

Geese have teeth!

**[Birdie]**

It's time to look out into the future

And set our

Set our sights on where we are bound

**[Birdie and Additional Vocals]**

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around

**[Helen]**

I'm the Revere of this tea party

Dumping the tea like, "Wee"

Outsmarting Bitsy

With her fake apology

She's Queen

But she will never behead me

Caught on the spot

And I gave my demands

Hot on her schemes

But I'm making my plans

Finally standing my ground

While she pouted and frowned

'Cause what goes around

Comes back around

**[All]**

Plant a seed and in the end

Share the bounty with a friend

Even if you're wayward bound

The love comes back around

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around

You know the love that you put out

Oh, you know

You know that love comes back around
Homo Floresiensis

***Homo floresiensis*** ("**Flores Man**"; nicknamed "**hobbit**"[2]) is an extinct species in the genus *Homo*.

The remains of an individual who would have stood about 1.1 m (3 ft 7 in) in height were discovered in 2003 at Liang Bua on the island of Flores in Indonesia. Partial skeletons of nine individuals have been recovered, including one complete skull, referred to as "LB1".[3][4] These remains have been the subject of intense research to determine whether they represent a species distinct from modern humans;[5] the dominant consensus is that these remains do represent a distinct species due to genetic and anatomical differences.[6]

This hominin had originally been considered remarkable for its survival until relatively recent times, only 12,000 years ago.[7] However, more extensive stratigraphic and chronological work has pushed the dating of the most recent evidence of its existence back to 50,000 years ago.[8][9][10] The *Homo floresiensis* skeletal material is now dated from 60,000 to 100,000 years ago; stone tools recovered alongside the skeletal remains were from archaeological horizons ranging from 50,000 to 190,000 years ago.[1]
A Decent Proposal

"**A Decent Proposal**" is the seventh episode in Season 2 of *Central Park*, being the seventeenth episode overall.

## Plot

Owen does damage control after accidentally ruining a marriage proposal. Molly attends Bitsy's birthday party with Brendan.

## Songs

* Will I Fit
* Will I Fit Reprise
* My Worst Day
* Puppy Love
* How It Happened
* How It Happened Reprise
* Puppy Love (End Credits)

## External Links

* "A Decent Proposal" at the US Copyright Database
Gotta Grab It

"**Gotta Grab It**" is a song from Where There's Smoke

## Lyrics

**[Paige]**

That envelope of evidence is gonna take you down you'll have no defense

Gotta grab it

**[Whitney]**

I don't know what you're talking about but can you stop kicking me in the mouth?

Gotta grab it

**[Paige]**

It's full of scandalous paperwork that proves that you're a jerk

**[Whitney]**

But, if I stretch my arm like this I'm gonna get there first

**[Paige]**

Wow

**[Whitney]**

Ow, wow! That really hurts

**[Paige]**

I'll write the story 'bout your greed and crime, so I can tell the public in the nick of time

Gotta grab it

**[Whitney]**

Snooping around like a dog at my heels. Why fight each other can't we cut a deal?

Gotta grab it

**[Paige]**

I found the missing smoking gun and all your dirty lies

**[Whitney]**

I'll give you money to shut up and brush it all aside

Ow--Was that your knee in my eye?

**[Paige]**

Gotta grab it

That envelope of evidence is gonna empty your closet full of skeletons

Gotta grab it

*(Spoken):* I got it!