Codename: Beard Alpha

"*You are no match for a war machine such as me.*"

**Codename: Beard Alpha** (usually shortened to **C:BA** or **Beard Alpha**) is a robot Soldier TF2 Freak created by YouTube user MeeMFromHH.

Her theme is Conker: Live & Reloaded - Little Girl.

## Appearance

Codename: Beard Alpha, or C:BA for short, is a robot Soldier colored in a shiny red and black scheme. She is also seen wearing a Caribbean Conqueror, Brawling Buccaneer and Mistaken Movember, all with the same color scheme as the rest of her body.

Her facial expression never changes no matter the situation, and she can speak without the need to open her mouth. Despite the masculine appearance, Beard Alpha is confirmed to be female.

## Personality and Behavior

Codename: Beard Alpha acts as a loyal minion for her creator, Marshall Rusty. She was programmed to be an unstoppable war machine and follow her team into committing several acts of terrorism. Her personality appears empty most of the time, although she can briefly display some emotions depending on the situation, such as sadness when she reveals she had a rough day. Mostly, she enjoys causing destruction no matter what, and when she decides to destroy something, she will stop at nothing to achieve her goal.

## Powers and Abilities

Being a robot from a hi-tech dimension, Codename: Beard Alpha has several tools at her disposal. For starters, her physical strength is absurd, as just a single punch is capable of sending a person flying, if not straight up killing them. Her own resistance is incredible as well, as she can take several hits and shrug them off like they were nothing, and can even handle a powerful Scout robot running into her at full speed without even flinching.

When not in melee range, she tends to use her Original rocket launcher, stored within her right hand. This weapon always shoots critical rockets, which travel much faster than your average rocket.

She also has the ability to dispense her Blinding Gas, which, as the name implies, covers the area with a thick white fog that severely cripples the vision of anyone nearby. And not only that, but Beard Alpha herself also becomes invisible during it, making her able to maneuver around and attack enemies while completely unseen.

As if her own resistances were not massive enough, she can increase them even further with her Defensive Matrix, which turns her nigh-invincible, making it extremely hard for anyone else to even scratch her. Her Warp Gate ability allows her to teleport anywhere she wants in the blink of an eye, to compensate for her slow walking speed.

Finally, to top it all off, she stores a Sir Nukesalot's Loose Cannon in her left hand, heavily modified by her team, the Red Uranium. A single cannonball shot from it is able to destroy an entire building, reducing it to rubble.

## Faults and Weaknesses

* Despite all of her strength and abilities, Codename: Beard Alpha's walking speed is extremely sluggish. This makes faster foes, such as any Scout, able to outrun her. However, she can make up for that with her Warp Gate.
* While her Sir Nukesalot's Loose Cannon is her strongest weapon, it needs to be warmup before being able to shoot. The warmup can be reset if she's hit by electricity or an EMP and she will need to start over. Also, the cannonball shot by it doesn't explode right away, leaving only a few seconds for it to thrown or teleported away or being defused by throwing water at it.
* She may still be bested by any Freak stronger than her. Eggineer, one of the Freaky Fanatics from Miley Durant's team, was able to weaken her by repeatedly shooting her with his pistol.

## Trivia

* Although she was created and owned by MeeMFromHH, she doesn't appear in any videos by her creator. Instead, she only appears in videos by YouTube user WaailsCleanTrash.
* She also plays an important part in three games created by MeeMFromHH and WaailsCleanTrash. Those being Dr. W's Rescue Mission, M-88's Urgent Quest and The End of Big City. The first two have been unlisted, but the last one can still be found on GameJolt.

## Notable Videos

### By the Community

* (Old-ish GMod) Waails Mk. II's unexpected encounter.
* (GMod) SomeCleanShorts #3 - References
* The Best of WaailsCleanTrash 2020

### Game Appearances

* WaailsCT plays The End of Big City - Part 1 (Ft. Abby Roseflame)
* WaailsCT plays The End of Big City - Part 2 (Ft. Abby Roseflame)
* WaailsCT plays The End of Big City - Part 3 (Finale)