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Bartleby Barton

Bartleby Barton is a member of Kahn's Kompany, located in the Daro Valley.

**EAR TO THE GROUND** You are in frequent contact with people in the segments of society that your jobs take you to. These people might be associated with the criminal underworld, the rough-and-tumble folk of the streets, or members of high society. This connection comes in the form of a contact in any city you visit, a person who provides information about the people and places of the local area.

Bartleby Barton grew up in Semira, the son of a constable for the Semira Investigation Unit. He decided to follow in his fathers footsteps and trained with the SIU. He enjoyed his work, and Semira being a town of intrigue and deception left him with much to do. He ended up being drafted into the Infiltration Unit.

He first task was to go undercover and infiltrate a Thieves Guild named the Grey Rats. They only let in halflings and gnomes, so he was a perfect candidate. He found the life of a thief at first to be repulsive, until he spent a few months, which turned into years undercover. He began to identify with the thieves and stop reporting back to his unit. He had fully fallen in with the Grey Rats until one day he was spotted by his father on a job. The thieves picked up on the duplicitous nature of Bartleby’s arrangement and immediately put out a bounty on his head.

So here Bartleby flees Semira and enters Dantes, a man with many skills but no clear place to put them. He’s not quite an Investigator and not quite a thief. He decides that adventuring would be a fine profession, one where he can explore who he really is. After spending a few weeks in the town, he gets wind of an expedition heading out soon, this is just what he was looking for...
Murdoch the Hyena (Song)

"This is the saddest song I've ever written. My dear friend Murdoch gave his life not only to save my life, but to drive the point home that my purpose wasn't to win the Elemental War, but to end it without causing more death. He gave me the gift of Life and taught me more than anyone, except Mama Vinny of course." - Jack Sawyer

https://youtu.be/y8AWFf7EAc4

Well I heard he always beat the odds

And Murdoch killed and it pleased his gods

But you don't really care for deities, do you?

Well it went like this:

The murder, the death, the massacre and senseless kills

The bastard soldier wondering what is it for?

Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni...

Well your body was strong but you needed cause

You saw us bleeding, it gave you pause

Your sacrifice and the death throes saved us all

He gave Kath the moment to go

They broke your body and he scorched the snow

And from your lips they drew “end this war mate”

Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni...

Diplomacy, has killed so much before

It’s seen your doom and been through war

You know, It used to kill for hire before he knew us

And I've seen you atone with the adamantine axe

And Love is not a victory march

It's a cold and it's a broken lifeless Murdoch...

Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni...

Well, there was a time when you told me truth

But I ignored you in my youth

But now you’ll never teach it to me, will you?

But remember, I will do for you

And the gift of Life you gave us true

And every breath, we draw is for you Murdoch

Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni...

Maybe you’re fighting even deceased

But, all I wish for you is peace

And a good book to teach you something new

And it's not your battle-cry, that I hear now in fights

It's not somebody, who's saved our lives

It's a cold and it's a broken sob for Murdoch

Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni, Ib-Dhakanni…
In the Death of a Dragon

"Dragons are beautiful creatures, even the evil ones. I support life in any fashion, but we all need to step in when evil runs rampant and causes undue death. This is the story of a dragon that did just that. He kidnapped me, and I nearly died that night, but I put my faith in my friends and they saved me." - Jack Sawyer

https://youtu.be/1SiylvmFI\_8

Spend all your fire burning

For that draconic chance

For a swipe that would make Jack die

There's the DAM Heroes

To make you not good enough

And it's death while you fly to the sky

Kobolds make a distraction

Oh, terrible burning

But blood does seep from my veins

I’m almost empty

Oh, and lifeless, and maybe

I'll find some peace tonight

In the death of a dragon

Try to kidnap the boy from here

From this dark, cold, Rock of Bral

And for the Diplomacy that you fear

Your body now lies in the wreckage

Kath standing on your silent shell

Beauty in the death of the dragon

May you find no comfort in Hell

So fired in a straight line

And everywhere you turn

There's Vinny there protecting Jack

The guns keeps on blasting

Keep on bursting in your eyes

Wounds bleed from all down your back

It don't make no difference

Escaping one last time

It's easier to believe you can leave

Oh, that glorious battleaxe

That brings you down to your knees

In the death of a dragon

Try to kidnap the boy from here

From this dark, cold, Rock of Bral

And for the Diplomacy that you fear

Your body now lies in the wreckage

Kath standing on your silent shell

Beauty in the death of the dragon

May you find no comfort in Hell

You're in the arms of some devil

May you find no comfort there
Haplo Stormlock

Haplo Stormlock is the greatest wizard to ever live, at least according to him. He also is the founder of Haplo's Heroes.

### Background

Haplo Stormlock is a grumpy gnome wizard, who loves to get his hands dirty. In direct opposition to his identity as a bookworm, he loves to go into taverns and start brawls (even though he normally loses). Raised by his grandfather Fez(who was a scholar at Candlekeep, but had no magical ability himself), he was given no choice but to study the old tomes and spellbooks in his grandfather's isolated tower that he brought home. Although he didn't appreciate it as a child, this was the most magnificent library in the world.

Until one day he went to a nearby tavern and started a fight with the wrong group. They were a group of bandits who followed him home in his drunken stupor. They broke into his grandfather's house, killed Fez, knocked out Haplo and stole everything everything valuable, including many of the valuable texts from Candlekeep. He awoke next to his grandfather's body and vowed to get revenge and return those stolen tomes.

He wrote down all the spells he could remember in Fez's Spellbook the group overlooked and set out to gain enough power to stop these bandits and ALL bandits in the realm. Unfortunately this incident made him rather gruff, and if you're not on his side, he tends to believe that you're against him. He is very book learned, but sometimes oblivious of the world and people's motivations as he spent most of his life studying indoors. He sees this job as a means to an end, so he can get more gold to buy more spells and increase his power.
(6/3/2023) Maisie

#### Original Text:

people dressed in white and people dressed in black had to beat games until one of them pushed a button at the end & the white team one so the black team all came up with an idea cuz they only had one week to live to get somebody to give birth bc for some reason that would keep them alive??? Anyway they induced a pregnant woman early and her twin babies were born at 14 weeks old they were deformed and dead 💀 so they all slid into lava one by one x
(12/4/2023) Maisie A

#### Original Text:

I had a dream I had diarrhoea in a cubicle and there was a huge queue for the toilets and then my poo fell down onto the people beneath me and they were all saying how disgusting it was and then I also somehow had the shit all over me and I didn’t want to leave because I was so embarrassed but then my MUM started shouting my name. The audacity. And then somebody from uni was in there and they knew it was me. Anyway in the end I tried to hide my shit covered clothes, flushed the toilet to the best of my abilities and when to the car where my mum asked me what took so long.
Big Rusty

https://youtu.be/QceVTChhlJM

Uh, uh, check it out , uh

W.A.R.F.O.R.G.E.D., uh

Uh (I like this) yeah, yeah

Rust-tee' (keep swingin')

To all the Cannith in the place with “style” and “grace”

Allow me to lace these lyrical disgraces, in your faces (uh)

Who make crafts and make axes with all the blacksmithies

The back of the inn, not sippin' Ale, is where you'll find Rusty (what?)

The back of the inn, not mackin' hoes, my crew's behind Rusty (uh)

Mad question askin', oil passin', music blastin'

But he just can't quit

Because one of these Cannith, Rusty gots a beef with

Fight with, keep the kill secret, why not

Why attack my friend 'cause your body’ll start to rot

Now check it, he got more skills than Drizzt and in the fight

Believe me sweetie he got enough to kill the army

No need to be salty he got mad friends with money

Gold coins by the piles, true fuckin' heroes (uh)

Jump in the portal and come over mortal

Tell your friends jump in the circle

He got the power in his arms,

He throws his hands in the air, cause he’s a true slayer

(I love it when you call him Big Rusty)

To the Cannith gettin' chummy playin' warforged like dummies

(I love it when you call him Big Rusty)

He got a sword up in his wrist, he will slash up the place (why?)

'Cause I see some evil Cannith tonight

That should be havin' a burial (uh), memorial (uh)
Toss a Coin to Your Cleric

"This is the story about when Kath single-handedly took out an Astral Dreadnaught. Some of the coin you give me go directly to him!" - Jack Sawyer

https://youtu.be/U9OQAySv184

When a humble bard

Graced a ride along

With Kathalay Kayvus

Along came this song

For when Kathalay fought

A city sized dreadnaught

With his body in flames

At his order it did maim

It came after me

With monsterful energy

Broke down my lute

And it smashed in my teeth

While the dreadnaught’s claws

Minced our spelljammed ships

And so cried the Cleric

“He I will beat!”

Toss a coin to your Cleric

O’ Giff and the Navy

O’ Giff and the Navy

O’

Toss a coin to Your Cleric

O’ Giff and the Navy

On the sea of the Astral

Fought the mighty battle

That helps you and saves you

And brings you the morn’

He thrust all his fire

Just when things were dire

Alone on the Dreadnaught

Til it alighted and exploded

He wiped out your pest

Got flame in his chest

He’s a friend of Naughstville

So give him the rest

That’s my epic tale

A holy man prevailed

Defeated the villain

Now pour him some ale

Toss a coin to your Cleric

O’ Giff and the Navy

O’ Giff and the Navy

O’

Toss a coin to your Cleric

And friend of Rock of Bral
Not A God Today

"This is a song I wrote when I first learned that I was the Avatar of Life. I was in some serious denial. This is how I came to grips with my responsibility. Anyone who has denied something thrust on them can understand" - Jack Sawyer

https://youtu.be/HXhydpu8Cvs

I really hope I’m not this deity

'Cause then they'd all depend on me

I know that I’ve already left the only home I've ever known

And braved the dangers of the planes

Saving those before they're beaten

I mean, how hard can that be?

Looking up at a peaceful town, so quiet and cool and there's a butterfly

Well, isn't that a super fantastic sign

It's gonna be a Jacktastic day

Such mortalness it's gonna bring,

got a pocket full of songs that I'm gonna sing

And I'm ready to take on anything

Hooray!

Some super fun non-god surprises around each corner

Ah! Now thinkin’ I’m a primordial, No... I'm gonna be okay

Hey!

I'm not a god today

There's nothing special that I say

And if you pray pray to me

I will not get back to you, no

If something goes a little wrong

Well you can go ahead and bring it on

'Cause if you pray pray to me, I will not get back to you

No no no no no, not get back to you, No no no no no

Adventuring along I got confidence

I'm happy I got my commonness

And I haven't been this excited since

I can't remember when!

I'm off on this remarkable adventure

Just riding on a royal dino

What if it's all a big mistake

What if it's more than I can take

No I can't think that way 'cause I know that

I'm really, really, really gonna be me anyway

Hey!

I'm not a god today

There's nothing special that I say

And if you pray pray to me

I will not get back to you, no

If something goes a little wrong

Well you can go ahead and bring it on

'Cause if you pray pray to me, I will not get back to you

No no no no no, not get back to you, No no no no no (I'm hiding away!)

No no no no no

'Cause if you pray pray to me, you pray pray to me

I will...try to get back to you
Lich in a Gem

"I think this one is self-explanatory." - Jack Sawyer

https://youtu.be/6e9iR-hNKWY

Hey Cossa

I got somethin' real important to give you

So just sit down and listen

Coss you know we've been fighting such a long long time

(Such a long time)

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

Wow, you know it's the Far Realm and my Song is playing loud

(playing loud)

Gonna show you something so you know what I think of you

(What I think of you)

A gift real special, so wave at the gem

Take a look inside it's my lich in a gem

It's in a gem

Not gonna let you kill Jacky

That sort of attempt don't mean anything

Not gonna give you a fancy scar

Coss, ya gotta know you're no special star

Not gonna get you back in the Fey

A chump like you needs to just obey

Wanna get you somethin' to end you

Somethin' special Coss

It's my lich in a gem

My lich in a gem Cossa

It's my lich in a gem

Ooh, my lich in a gem coward

See I'm wise enough to know

When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one

Somethin' to show ya that you are a no one

To all the heroes out there with chumps to beat down

It's easy to do just follow these steps

1, find a magical gem

2, put your lich in that gem

3, just wave at the gem

And that's the way you do it

It's my lich in a gem

My lich in a gem Cossa

It's my lich in a gem

Ooh, my lich in a gem coward

Far Realm, lich in a gem

City of Brass, lich in a gem

Cossa, a lich in a gem

Every single enemy a lich in a gem

Over at Bright’s Edge, a lich in a gem

Mid-day at the Plane of Life, a lich in a gem

Backstage at Jack’s shows, a lich in a gem

My lich in a gem

My lich in a gem

My lich in a gem
10 Foot High Butt - A Beholder Story

https://youtu.be/MDqrniE3Uy8

He was born a little baby ‘holder with that aberration hale

At six months old he'd sent three men to hell

He beamed a dragon in his diapers and his little bare baby gut

All he said was "Folks, I have a 10 foot high butt."

A 10 foot high butt!

A 10 foot high butt!

Can you reach it?

At twenty-five a ring of evasion he did steal

And he hovered around and 'round with beholder zeal

Father Kossuth, I'm a Definitely Almost Maybe Hero

And when we charged that beholder knew to death he’d go

A 10 foot high butt!

A 10 foot high butt!

Can you reach it?

We cut a trail of tears across his big backside

And where his eye went, songs slept and magic died

That fight he had a vision of his own death

Shot his beams but we cut deep, he had ragged breath

He’d killed goblin Stab and destroyed the symbol blessed

And as the blood fell he held a thought to his chest

A 10 foot high butt!

A 10 foot high butt!

Can you reach it?

Can you reach it?

Can you reach it?

Out of his heart, out of his mouth came a big bellied laugh

His heart quickened and even in the end he didn’t see his gaff

He saw Kath shooting hatefully by the stairs, who pulled his gun and got the drop

He said, "Kath, you think you've hit, but you have not."

Vinny cocked his pistol, pulled the trigger and shouted, "Let it stop!"

Then he drew a knife from his boot, stabbed it and pierced him through the eye

Vinny smiled as he lay in the beholders’ blood dying in the demiplane

Whispered in Kruul’s ear, "We need to stab him through the brain."

A 10 foot high butt!

A 10 foot high butt!

Can you reach it?

Can you reach it?

Can you reach it?

For forty swings and slashes Rusty hit and did not stop

Till he sat high upon a fleshy mountain top

He watched Murdoch investigate, cut up, and slice

Opened him up and dug his hands deep into beholder thrice

Some say Murdoch and the body vanished into Sharn

Some say they remain frozen high upon Clouded Dell tarn

The young Jack boy watched this all, his story so clear

And the butt of the beholder was indeed 10 feet in the air

A 10 foot high butt!

A 10 foot high butt!

Can you reach it? [X13]
Bral Star

"This is a story of us fighting fire with fire. As always, my friends saved the day, we teleported out of a huge mess." - Jack Sawyer

https://youtu.be/LYG7sMtb6u8

Somebody once told me the Bral is gonna kill me

I ain't the happiest with Max on his deathbed

We were looking kind of numb with our giff and his outcome

And the fate of his life on the DAM’s heads

Well the beers start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the Giff and we hit the ground plumbing

Didn't make sense not to fight dragons

Kath’s brain gets smart and grabs a flagon

So much to kill, it’ll be a spree

So what's wrong with taking the Giff army?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never win if you don't blow

Hey Kath, you're a Bral-star, get your flame on, go pray

Hey Doc, you're a Rock star, get the axe on, go slay

And my friend Vinny is bold

Only shooting dragons breaks Claw’s hold

It's a hot place and they say it gets hotter

You're burning up now, wait till you start the slaughter

But the dragon men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the lava lair fissure

The life we live is getting pretty short

The lava's getting warm so you might as well ‘port

My world's on fire, how about yours?

That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey Kath, you're a Bral-star, get your flame on, go pray

Hey Doc, you're a Rock star, get the axe on, go slay

And my friend Vinny is bold

Only shooting dragons breaks Claw’s hold

Hey Kath, you're a Bral-star, get your flame on, go pray

Hey Doc, you're a Rock star, get the axe on, go slay

And my friend Vinny is bold

Only shooting dragons breaks Claw’s hold

Only shooting dragons...

Vinny T once asked “could I share some health for Kath?

We need to blow distilleries in this place.”

I said “yep what a concept

I could use a little health myself

And we could all use a little flame.”

Well, dragon fear start coming and it don't stop coming

Countercharmed and we hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to steal the recipe

Your kobold gets smashed but your safe gets thieved

So much ooze, so much to read

Murdoch coming out of the back streets?

Tucker’ll never know if you teleport (go!)

You'll never save Max if you don't antidote

Hey Kath, you're a Bral-star, get your flame on, go pray

Hey Doc, you're a Rock star, get the axe on, go slay

And my friend Vinny is bold

Only shooting dragons breaks Claw’s hold

And my friend Vinny is bold

Only shooting dragons breaks Claw’s hold
Owyn Springfield

Owyn Springfield is a founding member of the Thieves' Guild, Dodgy Kings. He is a Commander in the Flaming Fist, stationed in Chult.

### Background

Hailing from Noanar's Hold, hunting is in the Springfield brother's blood. Astyn and Owyn spent many years hunting monsters, even if Astyn (more skilled in hunting) did most of the work.

When the job ended up not paying much, they would raise money any way they could, since monster hunting itself did not pay well in the wilderness, and saving an old woman with no money resulted in a few nights meals at best.

They would enter the larger towns in disguise, using the more famous Faction's tokens to garner good will.

Then, one night, Owyn died fighting wights, and his brother contacted the Hells and made a deal with a Devil to bring him back. The deal was that after a year, the devil would come to claim Astyn's life and soul. And true to the contract, a year of hunting after this deal was made, Astyn never confided in Owyn, the fiend came back and took Astyn to the Hells.

On the night Astyn was taken away, a little goblin named Nivluk came into his camp and Astyn stayed Owyn's spear. Astyn spoke quietly that night with the goblin and told Owyn he was to protect Nivluk. Owyn nearly denied this claim until the devil came that night to take Astyn to the Hells.

Owyn isn't sure exactly what to do with his life now, but he protects the goblin and the halfling Rozzo reminds him of his brother. Found him on the road and has decided to join up in order to advance his goals. Slaughtering evil creatures seems to be the only act that makes his brother's sacrifice seem worthy.
Sir Nips-a-Lot - Dino Got Bite

"This is the song I wrote after I bought my dinosaur mount Nips. He is the best friend you could ask for from a dino. He was so loyal, when I became Avatar of Life he followed me into the spirit realm." - Jack Sawyer

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

Oh, my, Gods, Vinny, look at that dino

It is so big, he looks like

One of those halfling guys' mounts

But, ya know, who understands those dino tamers?

I only talk to them, because,

They have these amazing deinonychus, right?

I mean, his mane, is just so big

I can't believe it's just so colorful, it's like out there

I mean cool, look

He's just so…. GREAT!

I like my dino and I can not lie

You other halflings can't deny

That when a dino jumps in with a pretty gritty embrace

And a big claw in your face

You get flung, want to get in a scuff?

'Cause you notice that bite was rough

Deep in the flesh he's tearing

You’re hooked and you can't stop crying

Oh dino, I want to ride on ya

And make you dinna

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that bite you got makes for such a story

Ooh, Chomp-o'-rough-skin

You say you want nibble my kin?

Well, big roar, big roar

'Cause I ain’t your average captor

I've seen you dancin'

To hell with that prancin'

He’s bought, taught,

Blood covering his grizzly snout,

I'm tired of those who sing

Sayin' warhorses are the thing

Take the average human and ask him right?

He wanna pack that bite

So, fellas (Yeah) Fellas (Yeah)

Has your dinosaur got the claw? (Hell yeah)

Tell 'em to rake it (Rake it) Rake it (Rake it)

Rake that healthy foe

Dino got bite (Dino helps me get all the booty)

Dino got bite (Dino helps me get all the booty)

I like 'em sharp, and big

And when I'm fighting' a grick

He just can't help myself, he’s actin' like an animal

Now here's his scandal

He wants to get you home

And num, double-up, num nums,

I ain't talkin' bout play, boy,

'Cause dinosaur parts are made to destroy

He wants 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy ghoul

Nips-a-Lot's gonna drool

Beggin' for a piece of that fool

So he’s lookin' at grimlock meat

Knock-kneed foes walkin' like treats

You can have them constructs

He'll keep his meals unplucked

A word to the thick meat foes, he wants to make you dinna

He won't play or trick ya

But I gotta be straight when I say he wants to chomp

Til the break of dawn

Dino got it chewin' on

A lot of wimps won't like this song

'Cause them guys like to hit him and quit him

And he'd rather stay and play

'Cause he’s brawn, and he’s strong

And he’s down to get the nippin’ on

So, ladies (yeah) Ladies (yeah)

If you want to ride on my terrible lizzy (yeah)

Then come on down, climb on up

Even horse boys got to jump

Dino got bite

Dino got bite
Kahn's Kompany

Kahn's Kompany is a group of adventurers that saved the Timeless Town in the Daro Valley. The group consists of Kaan Goodtide, Remington "Remi" Givens, Timble Ticktock Turen, Luca Cesaro, Bartleby Barton, and Aggi.

### Mercenary Company

Kahn's Kompany is currently in the Free States gathering power and attempting to unite the Free States under one banner.
When Worlds Dissolve

https://youtu.be/lsV500W4BHU

Now this is what it's like when worlds dissolve

Now this is what it's like

Now this is what it's like when worlds dissolve

Now this is what it's like

What is it really

That's going on here

You've got your system for total control

Now is there really anybody out there

Now watch us suffer cause we can't go

What is it really that is in your head

What little life that you had just died

I'm gonna be the one that's taking over

Now this is what it's like when worlds dissolve

Are you ready to go

'Cause I'm ready to go

What you gonna do Cossy, Cossy

Are you going with me

'Cause I'm going with you

It's the end of all time
BistRose

BistRose get its start by the group encouraging Rose's cookery skills by asking to see what she had for food.

This soon blossomed into BistRose, a luxury restaurant which started trading from Shrewsbury House and quickly grew into the empire we know it for today

## Current Employees

Although BistRose is a renowned global chain, its board of directors are also its main (only) employees.
Maisie Dream - (31/10/2022) B

I also had a dream that I was doing one of those wilderness challenges on tv and rupaul was the host. The final challenge was to go down a cliff 600M into the ocean in a kayak and do a perfect flip at the bottom. There was an old man and he was saying he couldn’t do it and rupaul yelled at him and called him a pussy so he did it.
Alex Sheard

## Alex Sheard

### Aliases

Apex, Catboy, Alex The Grandma, Norman Bates

### Relatives

Mystic Molly - Generator of Lore, Sheila Stagglefoot

### Rivals

DanHard work

Corner of aisle 3 in Cheadle Asda

### Occupation

Trainee vegan pharmacist with a chip on his shoulder

## Biographical Information

### Marital Status

single af, aka eating tapas and slapping ass

## Appearances

### Debut

Origins

Molly

vegan training to become a pharmacist

foot fetish

Has family living in his attic

"I'm norman bates" - 19th October 2022 @00:42
Fizzle

## INTENTIONALLY NOT LINKED ON THE WIKI

* Famous Blueberry Goulash
* "doesnt exist" 👀🙄
* "pretty rough" with his pirate hook and metal teeth
* went to Turkey with Chris
* Dan wishes he was closer to him
* Not Ginger
* Grandparents are from Hungary (Goulash)

Maisie: Which ones??? Me n rose knew Lesl but I think u said fizzle was coming idk

Rose: Ah yes the mystery of fizzle

Dan: cant believe u told them about Fizzle i thought they were gonna be a surprise

Chris: Yeah Fizzle is bringing his famous blueberry goulash, also looks like Alistair and Jarred are gonna go and a guy called Ben who hasn't turned up to the pub in years but is still in the group chat has liked the message so maybe he'll come?

Maisie: Damn idk what goulash is but I like the sounds of it. I know alistair but idk jarred or ben.

Chris: Goulash is like a beef stew lol, it doesn't go with blueberry and Fizzle doesn't exist

Alex: Are a lot of scary men going?

Chris: Fizzle is pretty rough but the others fine

"He has a pirate hook and metal teeth"

Chris: "*famous blueberry goulash*:" (Brought it to Maturo with Lesl and Alistair)

Chris: went to Turkey with Brian and Fizzle

Dan: I guess I wish I knew Fizzle earlier maybe we'd be closer

Chris: They're both cool and definitely real

Dan: Stoppp this makes it sound like they aren't real

(Inviting people to flat party @AshtonLane, Sale

Dan: I've invited Fuller, Fizzle, Lesl, Jarred(+ Mel) and LH(+Becs) and I'm probs gonna tell em to ask Zoran(+Alex) Next step was inviting group chats

(Dan went to Blues Kitchen and Apprently sent Snapchats to group chat)

Harley: your friend has a big nose (Lesl)

Dan: all the better for smelling you with

Dan: but I don't remember sending any pictures last night lol

Chris: yeah you did a Fizzle face reveal

Dan: oh no! You know how he hates having his picture taken!

Chris: don't worry it was blurry
Reimu Hakurei

Easy Going Shrine Maiden

Reimu Hakurei (博麗霊夢, /hakɯɽeː ɽeːmɯ/), the main protagonist in most of the games in the Touhou Project.

## Usage

### Modifiers

When in the player's offhand
[*Datapack Only*]
or in a fumo slot
[*Mod Only*]
, the player will [incomplete], and deal +50% more damage from Reimu's spell cards.
[*Mod Only*]

## Trivia

* Because the Reimu fumo was the first fumo to be added, it's entire texture layout was used as the base for all other textures.
(10/11/2022) Maisie A

Alex amy b Jacob went to a party without me like legit they went to get drunk at this place where u played human games like the humans were the pins in bowling etc anyway i was at home crying

There was also a part where I was in a big queue it was for people who were going thru trauma and Lucy Dunn was in it and she was saying she thought her child was on the spectrum

Dan: Essential oils and human games
(24/11/2022) Rose

#### Original Text:

In my dream I was saving dogs, cats, chickens, ducks, rabbit it was mental and I could carry them all

I also found a boyfriend in Asda and then Harley threw his shoe at me

Comments:

**Alex:** Very Harley energy

**Dan:** How did Harley get the boyfriends shoe off tho

or were they his spare shoes

**Rose:** They were Harley’s platform boots
(29/3/2023) Amy

#### Original Text:

my arm had to be amputated and I had to start sewing it up myself and then bev did the rest and then I was like can you write me a note to get out of PE and she was like why and I was like cause of my arm?! Then we also seemed to be looking after Elliott but he was older so I was getting him ready and then Louisa was like your arm doesn’t look so good you need some cream on that
(18/11/2022) Maisie

#### Original Text:

we all went to a rock bar with Elliott and Chris was like 7ft tall and everyone in the bar was a fat hairy naked man, and they were all gay. We were there with a random black dude and I said it was his birthday (it wasn’t) and the bar owner brought him a cake with a key in it and charged him £10. He was mad at me. They played nobody’s listening by linkin park n Chris and Dan were carrying luggage around with them and everyone was laughing at them. Me n rose were really confused as to why the club was full of men and so decided to leave, alex came with us and revealed that he smoked now. I asked why and he said “I’m at my limit” . We were stood there for a while n then we were like where the fuck are the boys and they were still in the rock bar. We tried to convince them to leave and eventually they did and we got to a multi-storey car park and I believe I woke up at this point bc baby was crying irl.

#### Comments:

**Chris:**

Why am I so small in your dreams 🙁

And idc if people laugh at luggage, the Peppa pig suitcase was the cheapest they had

What did the key in the cake unlock

**Rose:**

My heart♥️

**Alex:**

I'm always at my limit
(4/5/2023) Rose

#### Original Text:

Had a lovely dream where I was homeless, living on an abandoned primary school playground and simultaneously trying to escape across a border because WWII was happening. Everyone got shot with a machine gun at one point but then I got rescued by a rather lovely pilot who was born in 1924. He took us to his apartment to hide and everyone got given golden retriever puppies.
(19/7/2023) Alex

#### Original Text:

I had a dream last night that you left your shoes in my house chris but they were massive and more like solid white boots that were about shin height, I couldn't lift them though cause they were so heavy and my grandparents were getting really mad at me and were like get these shoes gone now and I tried calling you but you wouldn't answer me I was like fine I'll just destroy them that bastard so I stood on them to break them but they took my weight like they were made out of steel or something It was very frustrating

#### Comments:

**Chrs:** Hahahahah bitch get owned by my massive white boots

I'm like the witch in wizard of oz

**Dan:** Dream psychologists hate him (Cos they don't get it either)
My Hyena

"Life comes in many versions. Some even only last a day or so. It's complicated. This is about my friend Hayubasha, he lives in a bag." - Jack Sawyer

https://youtu.be/bbr60I0u2Ng

Ooh, my little mangy one, my mangy one

When you gonna run out of time, Hyena

Ooh, you make your bucket list, your bucket list

Got your new bucket of wine, Hyena

Never gonna stop, live it up, such a dirty behind

I always help you up, love the talk of the hyena kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-Hayubasha

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?

Will you live to see the sunrise? Hyena

Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me

Running down time it’s a surprise, Hyena

Never gonna stop, live it up, such a dirty behind

I always help you up, love the talk of the hyena kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-Hayubasha

Ha-ha-ha-ha-Hayubasha

All these eleven hours have been fun, a gift to me

Is it just a matter of time, Hyena?

Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny

Or is it just a moment in time, Hyena?

Never gonna stop, live it up, such a dirty behind

I always help you up, love the talk of the hyena kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-Hayubasha

Ha-ha-ha-ha-Hayubasha

Ha-ha-ha-ha-Hayubasha

Ha-ha-ha-ha-Hayubasha

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Hyena

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Hyena

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Hyena
OnlyDans Wiki

# **Welcome to OnlyDans Wiki!**

The group chat and versions thereof can be found at the following locations:

* Facebook Messenger
	+ Nicknames
* Snapchat

Adam Ford

Alex Sheard

Amy Robertson

Chris Blackwell

Daniel McPeake

Harley Bussey

Maisie Harriott

Rose Mather

Louisa Wood

Yzzy Ryde

Michaela Moss

Sophie Smith

## Pets

Alfie Mather

Archie Smith

Bella Mather

Bella "Bing" Robertson

Bertie Moss

Chauncey Harriott

Chip Harriott

Muffin Smith

Paddy Sheard

Poppy Sheard

Tilly Moss

Toby Blackwell

Twig Harriott

## Events

The Threesome™

Baby Shower

Center Parcs - Whinfell Forest

The Stag Do

The Hen Do

The Wedding

## Dream Log

(26/8/2023) Rose

(28/7/2023) Maisie

(19/7/2023) Alex

(15/7/2023) Rose

(11/7/2023) Maisie

(3/7/2023) Rose

(22/6/2023) Amy

(15/6/2023) Rose B

(15/6/2023) Rose A

(13/6/2023) Maisie

(1/6/2023) Rose

(27/5/2023) Maisie

(25/5/2023) Rose

(20/5/2023) Anne (special guest)

(17/5/2023) Rose

(17/5/2023) Maisie

(13/5/2023) Alex

(13/5/2023) Rose

(6/5/2023) Dan

(4/5/2023) Rose

(26/4/2023) Dan

(24/4/2023) Alex

(23/4/2023) Dan B

(23/4/2023) Dan A

(18/4/2023) Maisie

(12/4/2023) Dan

(12/4/2023) Maisie B

(12/4/2023) Maisie A

(29/3/2023) Amy

(27/3/2023) Alex

(6/3/2023) Maisie

(2/3/2023) Rose

(12/2/2023) Dan

(10/2/2023) Alex

(4/2/2023) Maisie

(29/1/2023) Maisie

(25/1/2023) Rose

(24/1/2023) Alex

(24/1/2023) Dan

(12/12/2022) Maisie B

(12/12/2022) Maisie A

(12/12/2022) Alex

(6/12/2022) Maisie B

(6/12/2022) Maisie A

(5/12/2022) Alex

(4/12/2022) Maisie

(4/12/2022) Amy

(2/12/2022) Maisie

(24/11/2022) Rose

(18/11/2022) Maisie

(10/11/2022) Maisie B

(10/11/2022) Maisie A

(31/10/2022) Maisie B

(31/10/2022) Maisie A

(26/10/2022) Maisie

(23/09/2022) Maisie C

(23/09/2022) Maisie B

(23/09/2022) Maisie A

(19/09/2022) Maisie

(11/09/2022) Maisie

(11/09/2022) Amy

(15/08/2022) Alex

(02/08/2022) Maisie

## Other

Offspring

BistRose

How We All Die

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(4/2/2023) Maisie

#### Original Text:

Dreamt I was walking to Hanley and met some other walkers on the way, I went to a shop and they had ice creams so I bought one and it was shit and they charged me £2 for it so I called the chef a cunt and walked down the road n hed got somebody to shoot me so they shot me in the jaw. Anyway I got back home and shut all the curtains but they shot at me again and 999 didn’t believe it was real cuz Harley was playing GTA in the background

#### Comments:

**Amy:** That is a weird dream

**Dan:** Gaslightin urself in Ur dreams
Offspring

The Offspring is an American rock band from Garden Grove, California, formed in 1984. Originally formed under the name Manic Subsidal, the band's original lineup consisted of lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist Bryan "Dexter" Holland, bassist Todd Morse, Drummer Tupac, and lead guitarist Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman.

Chauncey

Cletus

Plants
Maisie's Dream (19/09/2022)

### Original Text:

we all met up and had a sleepover in roses ballroom n we were deciding what mattresses we all wanted to sleep on n me n alex were gonna share his blow up double air bed that leaks air and also we ordered milkshakes and I got orange brownie cheesecake flavour

### Comments:

Dan - Orange brownie cheesecake sounds incredible

Alex - I don't even have a blow up mattress lol

Amy - Yeah Rose when’s your party

This then turned into a couple of messages regarding details of Rose's party which made little sense to anybody involved
(24/1/2023) Dan

**Dan:** Did I fail dry January if I had a point of lager in my dream

**Alex:** No

**Amy:** Yes

failure

**Dan:** I realised as I was stood at the bar paying for a second

It was the most boring dream I was literally having a pint with some ppl

But it's interesting that I don't recall ever having a dream about drinking and now I'm taking Dry January seriously for once and I do
Hypnoslice - The Legend of Rusty

https://youtu.be/k1qpgQr8wXk?t=51

Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, Can’t you see?

Sometimes your swords just hypnotize me.

And I just love your warforged ways

Guess that's why you’re great, and made of wood.

Hah, stronger than your average

Warforged twist arms off on instinct

Cannith don't think shit stink, steel dragonmark,

The Eberron builders

Left my friend sittin’ in a field,

Dead right, if the head right, Rusty there ery'night

Rusty been wearin’ and tearin’ since days of War,

Never lose, never choose who to fight for,

Do something to him, talk go through him,

Jack walks to him, wanna crew him, bro him,

Who him? Yeah, Rusty and Jack

Close like Palazrex and Masak,

Dare I show you his rusty swords?

Slash every orc, adored, man of his word,

Recently Cannith frontin ain't sayin' nuttin' (nope) so I just

Speak my piece, (c'mon) keep the peace,

Cannith with the forging increase, with my peeps?

Jackin', askin' who want it, you got it Rusty flaunt it

That Eberron bullshit, we on it

Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, Can’t you see?

Sometimes your swords just hypnotize me.

And I just love your warforged ways

Guess that's why you’re great, and made of wood.
Late Night D&D Wiki

**Welcome to the Late Night D&D Wiki!**

## Adventures

* Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frost Maiden - Guk and Sons - 1489
* Curse of Strahd - Saviors of Barovia - 1489
* Ghosts of Saltmarsh - Hey You Guys - 1490
* Lost Mines of Phandelver - Wayward Warriors - 1490
* Treasures of the Daro - Kahn's Kompany - 1490-1492
* Princes of the Apocalypse - Heroes of the Dessarin - 1491
* Legacy - Haplo's Heroes - 1491-1493
* Boundless - DAM Heroes - 1492-1496
* Out of the Abyss - The Crew - 1493-1494
* Descent to Avernus - Dodgy Kings - 1494-1495
* Candlekeep Mysteries - Keepers of the Candle - 1496-1497
* Bloodstone Lands - Just Folk - 1497-1498
* Dungeon of the Mad Mage - TBD - 1497
* Tomb of Annihilation - Reborn Heroes - 1497
* Legends of Chult - Peace Makers - 1497

## Villains

* Empy
* Auriel
* Strahd von Zarovich
* Nezznar the Black Spider
* House Baenre
* Simkin
* Grandfather of Assassins
* Halaster
* Acererak
* Demon Lords of the Abyss
	+ Demogorgon
	+ Orcus
	+ Fraz-Urbluu
	+ Yeenoghu
	+ Juiblex
	+ Zuggtmoy

## Notable Locations

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* Gracklestugh
* Phandalin
* Icewind Dale
* Bloodstone Lands
* Bright's Edge
* Elemental Plane of Life
* Daro Valley

## Records

* Jack's Songs

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(17/5/2023) Maisie

#### Original Text:

Me, Harley and Elliott all went to a pub. We went in the main door but there was nobody there and then eventually the landlady saw us in the reception room and let us into the back. Suddenly the reception room filled with people and Justin bieber was there and I was like omg I’m gonna meet Justin bieber. I told him a Jake and Amir quote and he laughed from embarrassment and everybody filmed it I was so wmbarrased. anyeay then we all partied and adam and jacob were there. Jacob was really drunk so we hugged and he left. Then everyone left and the landlady invited us to stay over at her house. The house was like 8 stories and she said she had two kids. We stayed a little later, for some reason I had to costume change so I went into one of the rooms and the son walked in whilst I was mid change and he went to sleep on his suitcase. He was a FURRY. Anyway I left and we were about to leave. Adam started filling the pram with loads of shit including copious amounts of alcohol and food like noodles and Pringles galore. For some reason Elliott was a newborn and he was fast asleep. Anyway we went to leave her house and turns out we went into some sort of strange clinic for amputees (I blame Amy). After like five mins of walking around aimlessly we saw the only options to leave were through a medical door, a door with armed guards or back to the house. Suddenly people started running in all directions, if one went to the armed guards they were shot for trying to run. To get through the to surgical room you had to bring a sacrifice who only had one limb??? Anyway so we all ran back to the house and then we lost Adam. Harley and I ran separate ways and left the pram in the kitchen. I ran into the furries room who now had a boyfriend and explained to me that we were all meant to be their sacrifices. Now that they didn’t give a sacrifice the house would now become what I can only describe as the evil dead/cabin in the woods. Creatures started appearing and I ran to go and find Harley. There was a giant crocodile in the hallway who exclaimed “you know there’s only one way you’ll be free, but you won’t be able to kill me” and I was like oh so I have to kill him and we will all live. So I pulled him down the stairwell (u know, like in the middle) and he landed down the stairs still alive and laughed. He said something along the lines of we need to use his weakness to kill him. The furries boyfriend grabbed his boot made of crocodile skin and beat him to death. Suddenly the crocodile turned into fairy dust and we went to go find Harley. We found him and he said that the sister tried to seduce him () but they were getting attacked by a witch and he killed it. That meant we had done all the sacrifices and the curse was lifted from the family. The mum thanked us and gave me some diffuser liquid. Adam appeared out of nowhere and took his noodles and left. 🌟the end🌟

#### Comments:

**Alex:** Maisie your mind is incomprehensible

**Dan:** I love Adams involvment

**Chris:** You should write some fiction that was cool
(23/4/2023) Dan A

#### Original Text:

Had a dream y'all were in my garden I was shirtless cutting the grass on a tiny sit-on lawn mower and then i found my old scooter and bike and balls n stuff in the flower bed (not my job I should not have been looking there! Chris specifically assigned me to lawnmower duties) And Maisie was pruning the flowers or smthn until she got to where I was I had to sneak away pretend I wasn't looking in the flower bed and when my lawnmower came back she'd found her old "Polaroid shoe" as pointed out by Rose I was like "wtf" so I have a look and it's printed a video but I couldn't see how it works as a shoe "must've still had some film left in it after all these years" says Alex but I think I started waking up then cos i couldn't remember much else but there was vaguely people on loungers i think that's where everyone was aside from me Chris and Maisie cos we were gardening

#### Comments:

**Chris:** You best have mown that lawn by now motherfucker
Maisie Dream - (31/10/2022)

I had a dream me and Alex were talking on messenger but it was a load of gibberish and then the odd “hahahahhaa” and then a tomato emoji. Then Adam messaged me saying the best way to eat curry is to order something not spicy and keep the spice in ur moustache/ and then when ur eating it you just shake ur moustache onto the fork full of food and bam the spice is there.
(6/12/2022) Maisie B

#### Original Text:

I was in Thailand and I was getting one of those experience days so I got to pick from a list of things to do. The first thing was something to do with the sea but I’m scared of the sea so I didn’t want to do any of them but I did scuba diving (but we weren’t given oxygen or anything). So I went with a group and we all stood on planks and whoever stayed down longest won. I obvs only stayed down for like 3 secs cuz I’m scared. Anyway this guy stayed under and grabbed things like in I’m a celeb where u grab stars. Whenever he grabbed a star somebody from the group had to sing a song? Then we went back to the main place and I picked a spa treatment I just got like a massage idk I never got to actually see this part. Then we had to pick from a bunch of cards to pick the next activity and we had to make our own advert. Britney Spears was there but she failed the acting challenge. The product we had to sell were slippers that looked like cats that you wear and they mop the floor. They turned blue when they got dirty (and also somehow wipe clean). Anyway I was really homesick and wrote a letter to send to my parents, I faxed it but the machine printed out a letter saying I wasn’t allowed contact to England from 5pm-9am.
(28/7/2023) Maisie

#### Original Text:

Had a dream/nightmare last night where me Harley and rose were trapped in an AIR B&B We kept having people break in and the host said it would be fine but people kept breaking in and trying to kill us Elliott was there and we had to all keep babysitting because obviously he is a baby and we were being fought by a variety of people I said to Harley hold off the front and I went up the the attic and found a diary I had to translate pages to numbers and I did in the end We were all saved.

#### Comments:

**Chris:** What kind of people? What were they after? And how did the diary number save you

**Rose:** Ah yes, I’m glad even in the dream realm I’m your third wheel

**Maisie:** the diary went into a code that when entered into the system it stopped them from being able to come in
Masie's Dream (02/08/2022)

### Original Text:

8 days since ww3!andbanubsaysbshesbtijjabswesrbiffbthebhidetilb”lolbitsnjusrbroonkudunusssoe”!4)24:!9&@5!/9!&/£7!8!;/&!7:3!/4!9&;3!/£3!&394!:/68£5! 8 days since amy swore off bidets “lol it’s just so messy” she wowobewirbthentirosbshebjetbwouoehrbcarevirsb I like hot glue but it’s iustbhitnfirbiebsgebjustbsudjrbwajtbtibhebujfoofedbwitubtheberajabahujire amy never dries home after the salmonella poisoning. The president has asked me to guard his son in Iraq. Picnic shoes. The whole turkey needs redoing because there’s maggots inside!

### Alex's Interpretation:

8 days since amy swore off bidets (which also seemed to end ww3?) They were just too messy to use! She's now on the toilet, she would jet (use bidet) but being careful cause it feels like hot glue Just had food but she wasn't happy with the food Amy won't drive home as she has salmonella poisoning The president then asked you to guard his son in Iraq, I think instead you went to a picnic and figured out that the maggot infested Turkey is what gave amy food poisoning