Burgz

Knowing PetitPanda, it's a wonder why this song isn't about Tacos instead...

It's a song about burgers and maybe relationships who knoooows???

Also it's kind of a song about relationships at the same time. For the girls I've dated, there are a few that maybe I hold a little more dearly and that I would want to go back to, but things have a way of working themselves out. If I don't go and find a new girl, how am I ever going to know whether the bad ones were all that bad or even that the good ones were all that good?

I've found a comfortable place to be that I can keep going back to, but I want to be courageous and try new places but I'm scared of change and the place I've found is good enough for me right now. BURGER AND BURGER SHACK METAPHORS AND PUNS ETC.

Oh and it's also about how other guys might settle for less or never be satisfied. There are some guys who just want it all and will spend their lives chasing a delicious burger that doesn't exist. And then there's the guys that will keep eating at that terrible place that everyone knows to avoid.

Knowing PetitPanda, it's a wonder why this song isn't about Tacos instead...

### Lyrics

Well it was just
5 guys on a night out
(Oh)
Looks like they could box your lights out
Insatiable hunger
Looking for the one they could take home right now

They're all getting salty
Wanna be sonic but they're not fast enough
Wanna be that Mac Daddy
But this game of thrones is just too tough

And you can't be the king if you taste like shit
The other 4 guys don't mind a bit
And these Randy Bo Bandy's are so demanding
Knock that pat flat but I'm still standing

Wendy's just another silly girl I knew but those days are all long gone
If you were right the first time then how could you be wrong?

Oh, you're 23 years old now
Stick with what you know
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies
I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries

Well I was just
Feeling kinda greasy
Backstreets feels kinda sleazy
Prices hiked as high as your tights
And I can't help just feeling queasy

Thank god it's friday
Said nobody ever as we all flew out the door
Acting up like a dairy queen and a size queen's always wanting more

KFC more like JFC
I wanna try something new to me
In with excitement, out with scoff
This disappointment can fudd ruck off

Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack
If I die before then of a heart attack
If there's never a first time
Then how can I come back?

Oh, you're 23 years old now
Stick with what you know
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies
I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries

Have your burger however you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind

However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind
(x3 to finish)

### Trivia

* The song has numerous fast-food references and puns, including: 5 Guys Burgers and Fries, Jack-in-the-Box, Sonic drive-in, McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, TGI Fridays, Dairy Queen, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Fuddruckers, etc.
* This song has a double meaning, with one being about fast food and the other about Ken's past girlfriends.
* Though unintentional, the line "Wendy's just another silly girl I knew" unintentionally draws parallels to two of the most popular songs by The Descendents, "Wendy" and "Silly Girl", though Ken has denied this and claimed to not know who The Descendents are.