Movie Trailers

"*If my research is correct, that should hype people up to a great degree and then completely let them down when I release the final product.*"
―Erik
Movie Trailers is the 63rd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik. It was released on January 20, 2017.

## Summary

Erik explains his love for movie trailers and puts on the trailer for The Emoji Movie. He runs it through some filters so he doesn't get a copyright claim, and then he looks at the comments. The comments are a comment etiquette recurring joke so Erik adds one of his own.

Beyond movie trailers, Erik explains that there are also teaser trailers, teasers for teaser trailers, announcements for teaser trailers, and in the case of Star Wars, a video announcing that they got started on the movie.

Erik watches the trailer for Suicide Squad, a good trailer for a bad movie. Then he watches the trailer for A Dog's Purpose, a bad trailer for a movie that nearly killed a dog. After that, he watches the trailer for Untitled, a vague trailer for a movie that no one knows what it is, Then he watches the trailer for Fifty Shades Darker, an extended trailer for a kinky movie. The comments under this trailer are overwhelmed with shady links. Finally, he watches a trailer for Cock Hero Island 4, a trailer for a movie on Pornhub.

Then Erik releases Announcement For a Teaser For an Announcement of Teaser Trailer For a Trailer of Erik Dri.

## Comments

*HEY WHAT'S NEXT, A MOVIE BOUT BOUNCING ON MY BOY'S DICK*
- Erik

*Hey this trailer was awesome great work too bad the movie pissed the bed so hard you'd swear donald trump wrote it a check. If you guys are this good at duping people then I'd like to hire you to do PR for my upcoming trial about my missing wife LOL wherever she is! You could do a trailer about the moon landing being real and even I might believe it, though we all know that shit was filmed on a soundstage and the moon is a project bluebeam hologram that the government uses to warm our oceans so they can blame Chinese people beep bop borp anybody know how to build a dog catapult?*
- Erik

*Hey hit me up when you're making the sequel and I'll let you borrow my dog catapult*
- Erik

*Uhhh did I miss something or was this just shots of babies and old people underneath nonsense words? Yo I'll tell you who does mad baby shots is Hillary Clinton she drinks more baby blood than any creature from a Mexican folktale just pick one they all do it. Okay my guess on this movie is it's about what life would be like if we got Obamacare 8 years earlier but it was called Bushcare and it was just a doctor who shapes your penis bush into cool stuff until we realize they're cloning our bushes and selling them to China as autonomous bush creatures whose only job is to buy movie tickets so the government can influence what we put in our movies and then in ten years it's like Buddhism never fucking existed and Tiananmen Square is just a cool place to catch Pokémon on your phone long story short fuck you I got a big bush 9/11*
- Erik

*Hey is this called an extended trailer because it gives away the entire movie? Anyway I'm not trying to see this shit I got tricked into the first one because it made it seem like they were gonna have kinky sex but all they did was argue and slap each others butts. If you wanna know that real fringe shit you should hit me up I just built this dog catapult and it saved my marriage in one night. This sucker can launch a labradoodle onto your neighbor's roof from fifty feet away and you can jerk off watching him try to get it down or whatever. I usually pop off at least two quick nuttarootis before the fire department shows up to rescue my animal. Kony 2012*
- Erik

*I'm gonna beat off to this teaser so hard youd swear my mom just pulled out of the driveway to buy groceries. If you put a nanny cam in my bedroom when nobody's home you better hope its battery powered otherwise it'll try to hang itself with the cord after an hour of watching what I do to my two guy. See you got your one guy and you got your two guy, and my two guy lives in a world of constant punishment. thanks for the free porn I'm a nazi lol FIFTY SHADES DARKER HD FULL MOVIE http://bglfkblblb*
- LusciousLocksErik

*what did you think of the teaser trailer for erik drinks wine and gets a haircut?**guess i need to pay more asian people to talk about it online**Fifty Shades Darker ᴴᴰ f u l l m o v i e http://salviaerik.com*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ It was for a short film about simulations called Toru.
2. ↑ There's a rumor that Donald Trump paid prostitutes to pee on a hotel bed that had previously been used by the Obamas.
3. ↑ The Chinese government has worked to eradicate certain aspects of Chinese history. This includes religious groups, particularly Tibetan Buddhists. It also includes the Tienanmen Square massacre, where the Chinese military fired on protestors.

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