Come To Bumley

**Come To Bumley**

Information

Label
Come To Bumley

Owner(s)
Pleasure Corp
Channel One (Former)

Product
St. Bumley Visitation

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 1: The Election

Impact(s) on game
Increases Value Of Shares

**Come To Bumley** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Come To Bumley is an advertisement available on Day 1 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a blue VHS tape with the Pleasure Corp logo on it.

The advertisement begins by showing a tropical beach as jazz music plays, a voiceover asking the viewer where they can get warm sandy beaches, clear waters, and fine dining. After a pause, the voiceover admits that they aren't sure, informing the viewer that, despite the previous statement, that there is a big hill in St. Bumley, along with a bus that comes twice daily.

They request that the viewer visits the 'picturesque' St. Bumley in the following summer to experience a holiday unlike any others. After another short pause, they list off locations available for visitation in St. Bumley, like the abandoned spade factory. The voiceover adds on that the viewer's kids will love the old production line in relative safety, and that they should grab their Tetanus shots and head down today, mentioning that there is a lack of a gift shop, but that they are welcome to grab an old handle from the skip out in the back.

A road is then shown as the camera pans upwards, the voiceover suggesting that the viewer enjoy their cultured side and visit some of St. Bumley's sites of historic interest, listing off locations such as the Paris church, currently the subject of a police investigation, the old market, home of the fairly big cabbage, or even "The Hole." An image of The Hole is shown as the voiceover remarks that it's a nice hole.

After a long drawn-out pause, they then state that, after a long day exploring St. Bumley, that the viewer can relax in one of two communal tents, or take advantage of the famous nightlife, mentioning that there is a radio residing in the café, and that they gather to watch tramps fight on Friday's. An image of a hooded man with an alcoholic beverage is shown, as the voiceover remarks for the man featured in the image to come on, calling him a scruffy-old meth head.

They state that St. Bumley is only 85 minutes from the coast, and that with more than two areas of outstanding natural interest, that it is time for the viewer's family to "Go Bumley-way," adding on that there is even a car park if they come in the dry season.

The entrance to St. Bumley is shown, as the voiceover recites the name, adding on that it is on the Taint, naturally. The jazz music comes to an end as a black screen appears, white text requesting that the viewers send all enquires by post or carrier pigeon to the only post box in St. Bumley.

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the value of shares for Pleasure Corp will increase in accordance with the amount of audience present during viewing.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the value of shares will decrease.

## Trivia

* During Not For Broadcast's Prologue release, Come To Bumley was owned by Channel One, before being changed to Pleasure Corp during the game's Early Access.