The Reveal

"The Reveal" is the eleventh track of Kevin & Abi and the Secret of the Golden Pendant

## Performers

Paul Shapera as "Townspeople Chorus"

Oliver Marsh as "Kevin"

Kiera-Marie Somers as "Abi"

Kerttu Aarnipuu as "Ryvyr D Goblin"

## Lyrics

[TOWNSPEOPLE CHORUS:]

We're gonna solve a little murder

We're gonna solve a little murder

We're gonna find us a culprit who

Did the bad and the sad it's true

The hangman gonna free their soul

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Wait, what?

[TOWNSPEOPLE CHORUS:]

They're gonna swing from the gallows post

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

No no no no no no no no no!

[TOWNSPEOPLE CHORUS:]

We're gonna solve a little murder

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

No one's swinging from the gallows pole, are you crazy?!

[TOWNSPEOPLE CHORUS:]

We're gonna solve a little murder

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Small town people are weird...

Ok so, obviously Solandra and Telna and their daughters just keep trying to poison each other using Elliot-

[ELIAS:] *(spoken)*

uh, My name is Elias.

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Whatever, as their stooge. And they keep screwing it up and extraneous people die. It seems fairly obvious except for a few discrepancies which lead me to believe there is more happening here than meets the eye. Which leads me to... Ryvyr!

[TOWNSPEOPLE PARTY CHORUS]

Woah! waa waa woo

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

Who me?

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Have you ever... murdered someone?

[TOWNSPEOPLE CHORUS]

Stab, stab stabby

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

N-not recently?

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

How recently is "not recently"?

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

Like... A year or two?

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

You consider a year or two not recent?

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

You'd be surprised how many kusipää are out there.

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

I wouldn't, actually.

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Is the pendant opening time doors for you and have you used them?

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

No, I didn't think the pendant could open them, just call through them.

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

Is the pendant activating existing doors when it calls?

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

You mean doors already there? Possibly, or, is the pendant itself, which is clearly conscious, manipulating these girls into an insane murderous spiral which they then screw up with the help of Elliot-

[ELIAS] *(spoken)*

My name is Elia-

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

Shut up, all in an attempt to be reunited with Ryvyr?

[RYVYR:] *(spoken)*

My precious?

[ABI:] *(spoken)*

So the pendant is the culprit!

[TOWNSPEOPLE CHORUS]

Whoa nelly!

Heavens to betsy!

My oh My!

A twist?

Hurbity burbity!

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

I’ve been thinking about it. Except for one thing, I'm not sure these women need any help being terrible, but more importantly it doesn't explain the two glasses at the Balley. Why two glasses if there's only one target? Which led me to another, more intriguing hypothesis, What if the real targets are the people who are being poisoned all along and these idiots are just a cover? Which leads us right back to Elliot here-

[ELIAS(?):] *(spoken)*

My name is Elias!

[KEVIN:] *(spoken)*

No, it's not! You're Elliot and have been Elliot the entire time. Your bumbling simpiness is just a cover for you to take out your intended targets! You're not Elias, You're not Ernie, I don't even think you're Elliot! Who are you? Who? Who?!

[MURDERER:]

My name is!

...

...Connor Morgan