Zandril

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Zandril is one of the players on the Earth But It's Ran By Idiots Wiki as well as the Sovereign of Australia. He joined later in the Realm's lifetime and grew to major relevance following the fall of the German and Russian Empires.

Zandril currently resides in Australia, in the city of Kaer Morhen on the southeastern tip of the island.

> "*Yeet*" -Zandril every 5 seconds
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## Personality

Zandril is a character of many traits. One of his most famous is his love for mischief. He would do things such as commit minor larceny, break blocks, leave signs and hide items belonging to other players, simply for a laugh.

He is not, however, a bad person. He has been known to call himself an anti-hero, but he does things mostly in the interest of the general public. He is a self motivated person and enjoys setting paths towards a large goal, and upon achieving that goal gains great pleasure. He is not a sociopath and does not seek out combat, but he would prefer to settle things with actions rather than words.

> "*Let's dance" -*Zandril to an unknown futuristic invader at Kaer Morhen
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He lives purely for enjoyment, and is a thorough believer in the ideology of YOLO (You Only Live Once). Although he is often reckless and stubborn, he is not one without a plan.

## History

### First Arrival

#### Arrival to the Realm and the Jaeger Alliance

Upon arrival to the Realm, he was granted a welcome gift of an elytra by LucaIsRllyShort to aid his travel between the nations. He promptly flew to British London to take a look at what the British Empire had constructed there. He committed minor crimes and annoyances towards LucaIsRllyShort before departing for Imperial Japan to heed a summons by TheHolyTacoo. When he arrived, he was essentially forced into an alliance with Japan, which would be known as the Jaeger Alliance. Though he was blackmailed into it, he has been known to not complain and even praise TheHolyTacoo for doing it. Zandril was given a set of valuable enchanted diamond tools and gear by TheHolyTacoo, as a toast to their new alliance. This would greatly aid Zandril in construction of his base and gathering of resources.

Zandril's first base would come to be known as "*Slave I"* by other members of the Realm, regarding its unusual shape and make. It has since been demolished, and Zandril's home has been moved to the southeastern tip of Australia.

#### Founding of Australia

Zandril would immediately instate the country of Australia when he arrived to the Realm, and would take his time building it up. He calls himself the Sovereign but has yet to officially crown himself and present his laws.

#### The End of The Silent Era

During this 3-4 month period of silence between the nations, the Realm was devoid of life. This era ended after Zandril joined the Realm, forging the new nation of Australia. This prompted the scramble for Africa within the international community.

### Advancing Australia

#### The Fool's War

One day out of the blue, LucaIsRllyShort would declare war on Australia and Zandril for seemingly no reason, only to not follow through and ghost Zandril for around a week. During this time, other members of the realm were excited by the thought of battle, and grew anxious to watch the fight.

> "*You wanted this, so face me" -*Zandril to LucaIsRllyShort upon a week of waiting after the declaration
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By the time both opponents were ready, LucaIsRllyShort had attempted to revoke his declaration of war, but the other nations, namely Germany and Japan had grown rowdy and forced them both into London, similar to gladiators. The fighters were threatened with death should they attempt to escape or draw a truce. Zandril, being forced to fight, drew his bow and fired multiple shots into LucaIsRllyShort, spelling his demise. It has later been said by the English King that he was using a trackpad and was thus at a disadvantage, but no evidence of this has been shown, and he made no mention of this before or during the battle.

#### The Copyright Dispute

At some point in time, the Japanese and British leaders made a law that gave copyrighting rights to anyone who had done something first. For example, Britain got copyright rights over villagers, and Japan over navies. These nations proceeded to charge merely for the rights to such things. Zandril strongly disagreed with these proceedings, but seeing as he was not yet granted a seat on the United Nations Security Council, he had no say in the matter.

> "*This is outrageous, it's unfair"* -Zandril in regards to Copyright Law
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As it turned out, it was all just a troll by the other leaders, as soon after LucaIsRllyShort recieved Zandril's payment of 9 stacks of emerald blocks (576 emerald blocks, 5184 emeralds) the two leaders voted to abolish the law, preventing Zandril from profiting off of it, as he had just finished construction of the Kaer Muire experience farm.

#### False Arrest and Accusation

Shortly after the arguments and subsequent payments made by Zandril for the rights to villagers, TheHolyTacoo claimed to suspect Zandril of tax evasion, as he was suspicious of where Zandril had obtained all his funds. Zandril had a very good and clean explanation, stating truthfully that half his emeralds that he used to pay off the rights were from converting his many diamonds (conversion rate is 1 diamond to 4 emeralds) he had obtained via mining. However, TheHolyTacoo would send Esdeath as well as the British Prime Minister to capture and arrest Zandril under the crime of tax evasion. It should be noted that neither officer had a warrant to search Zandril's house, nor did they actually find anything as there is concrete evidence that Esdeath merely planted a few emerald blocks in Kaer Morhen, then showing them to Zandril as if he had done it. Zandril was tried and found guilty, however Zandril's lawyer scammed him and pleaded guilty even though that is not what Zandril had intended.

#### The United Nations Security Council

Following Zandril's release from the Taiwanese Offshore Federal Supermax for a crime he didn't commit, the two remaining nations on the United Nations Security Council, Britain and Japan discussed whether to grant Zandril a seat on the Council or not. They ultimately decided to make him the third and final member of the Security Council, replacing the late TechnosHotElbow.

#### The Bombing of Kaer Morhen

This event took place at the city of Kaer Morhen, when TheHolyTacoo in an act of terrorism would use invisibility potions and rockets to commit a fly-by bombing of the castle. This was however not before 25 units of trinitrotoluene were detonated in the front of the castle, injuring Zandril and causing great damage to the land. This resulted in TheHolyTacoo facing imprisonment for 2 weeks, at first in the Taiwanese Offshore Federal Supermax, but being moved to the British Greenland facility after escaping multiple times. The charges on TheHolyTacoo for the crimes he committed in this event have since been dropped.

#### The Ostanian Concern

After TheHolyTacoo escaped the facility in Greenland, he went to enlist the help of an obscure assassin named Yor Forger at the Forger residence in Ostania, present-day Estonia. Before this, Yor had sent a mysterious note requesting that should any leader be interested in assassinating another person, they need only leave a box with payment and instructions at her house in Ostania, for which the coordinates were given. The assassin in question would go on to be confronted by Zandril and LucaIsRllyShort, and after becoming enraged, would beat the two of them into submission in London. This would be the direct cause for the Treaty of Berlint, which issued TheHolyTacoo his land and positions which were previously taken from him as a punishment for his many crimes.

### Modern and Later Developments of Australia

#### Developing Colonial Lands

After the Fool's War, Zandril went on to develop Australia and build massive wealth by way of mining the natural resources located deep beneath the island's surface. He would demolish his first home, and move to the bottom half of the island, beginning construction of Kaer Morhen. A massive amount of stone bricks and spruce logs were needed for the construction, prompting Zandril to take a trip to Switzerland, taking a few spruce saplings and starting a forest around Kaer Morhen. Zandril also established colonies in the land that he owns, keeping a theme with the naming of these places. He finished Kaer Muire in the Faroe Islands in a few days and started work on Kaer Gellen.

#### A Mysterious Invasion

Late one evening, while Zandril was gathering resources and making blueprints for Kaer Gellen, a stranger appeared in Kaer Morhen, seemingly out of nowhere. They were without name, and demanded nothing but a peculiar item they referred to as a 'cyberskeleton.' Not knowing what they were talking about, Zandril responded with adamant requests to depart Australian lands, as the stranger was in violation of the Magna Carta.

> "*You think you're special because you're scrappy?*" - The Invader
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Seeing as the Stranger refused to comply with Zandril's request, and presented themselves in an aggressive manner, Zandril steeled himself and drew his weapon. The two had an epic duel that stretched across both Kaer Morhen and Kaer Muire, ultimately ending in Zandril's defeat at the hand of the Stranger.

Zandril has vowed to defeat the Stranger and learn the truth behind their motives.

#### The Inquisition

Strange changes made to Kaer Morhen and the rest of Australia.

## Traits and Abilities

Although he prides himself a simple man, Zandril does possess the necessary abilities to be a good ruler of his nation and a great member of the Realm.

### Combat

Zandril may not be the best at hand to hand combat, but is nimble and mostly accurate with his strikes. His preferred potions to use are Strength, Swiftness, and Fire Resistance. He is deft with both a sword and a bow, and can use an axe if necessary. Zandril is believed to be the second best duelist on the Realm, second to TheHolyTacoo and the late TechnosHotElbow. He has formally and informally fought God of Potatoz, Zimnaz, and LucaIsRllyShort and won. However, the formal duels have taken place on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft, whose combat differs from Java in some ways.

Due to lacking in his Player vs Player skills, Zandril has become an adept tactician, and can use things such as mobs, terrain, or even the weather to his advantage.

### Architecture

Zandril enjoys building, and prides himself on everything he builds. He may not have built the most things on the Realm, but there is another saying by which Zandril lives that describes his opinion on building: Quality over Quantity. He is known to cut no corners, obsessing over the most minute detail, such as water dripping from the ceiling of his dining hall due to farms located above. He fixed this issue by replacing the underside of the ceiling with slabs, which do not allow for water leakage. Details like this is what Zandril will notice in a build, sometimes to others' discontent. Zandril builds most often in a Medieval style, using a palette of stone bricks, cobblestone, spruce logs and planks, and various stairs and slabs.

### Redstone

In addition to quality architecture, Zandril enjoys tinkering with redstone ideas and gadgets. He finds it a fun hobby, even though he is no master.

## Player Relations

### TheHolyTacoo

Despite all the dastardly things TheHolyTacoo has done to Zandril, including falsely accusing and imprisoning him, bombing his home, assualting him, and purposefully ditching him in the Fool's War against Britain, they are arguably the closest friends on the realm. All that's happened between them has ended up water under the bridge, with mostly no real harm done. Although Zandril would be displeased at being forced into a permanent alliance with Japan, it's not been so bad as TheHolyTacoo has shown on occasion to still care about his allies and do good to them.

### LucaIsRllyShort

LucaIsRllyShort and Zandril have had a mixed relationship. Often disagreeing on insignificant things and getting into fights as a result, mostly nothing bad has happened between them. The two agree on most important things and barring any conflict, will let live the supposed Age of Peace.

### Zimnaz

Zimnaz and Zandril have been friends for as long as they've been on the Realm, which granted hasn't been long, but this will not change as they have been friends for a while and will continue to be. Zandril hopes that one day, Zimnaz will return and build the nation of Sweden to rival the biggest powers on the Realm.