Episode 89: The Same 24 Hours

**Video:**
1:00:01

**Video:**
the same 24 hours.mp4

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## Episode Summary

Everyday is the same for everyone with 24 hours. What if there were a way so that even more hours than 24 could be in a 24 hour day without making the day longer? Would your day be longer or would you just freeze?

## Idea Details

* Idea: The Same 24 Hours
* Creator of idea: Josiah
* Purpose of idea: So, Drew, I wanted to ask you, you know, you've kind of quizzed me a little bit, and I wanted to ask you how many uh hours you think that, you know, in *my life*, how many hours do you think *I* have in a day versus in your uh, you know, 'life', how many hours do *you* have in the day? (Drew: "Well, we both -- it depends on how long you're up.") Well, that's an interesting uh answer, but the *true* answer is also the name of a popular television series, so I thought we could start just easing into the concept today with just with a little bit of fun. This is "The Greatest Jack Bauer Threats on the television show '24'" and so the answer is 24 -- uh 24 hours in a day. (Drew: "24 hours.")
	+ So this is the television show, *24 Hours*, and I just s-- I wanna familiarize you with this concept because it's really getting some -- it's really gaining some steam, this idea we all have The Same 24 Hours in a day. (Drew: "OK.") \*Josiah and Drew watch a video to learn that we spend 8 hours a day sleeping, 8 hours a day going to work or school, leaving us 8 hours to do whatever we want to do with our time\* (Drew: "So, really, we only have *8* hours in a day.")
	+ No, it's twen-- The *day* itself -- (Drew: "Mhm.") The da-- The *human* day -- (Drew: "Mhm.") It's maybe different -- (Drew: "Earth Day, right?") Yeah, Earth Day -- a day on Earth - Earth Day - is 24 hours. You gotta know your worth on Earth. (Drew: "But we only have 8 hours.") Well, no, cause you can multitask. I mean, I'm actually secretly multitasking right now, a little bit. So -- (Drew: "Yeah, you're jacking off.") Well, I mean, that's not what I meant.
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	+ (Drew: "")
	+ .24:12
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## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew addressed concerns that Josiah did not care about Globe Hell Warning anymore at the start of the show, after they took a week off between the previous episode and this one. Drew was forced to release their previous Patreon episode Drew Watches Peter Rabbit for free on the main feed to all listeners. Josiah's belief is that he was sick. Drew pinned him down and forced him to list his symptoms because simply being "sick" is too vague. Josiah's symptoms included:
	+ Cancerous tumors
	+ A malignant growth on the other end of his Discord call
	+ The blues due to the grind of late capitalism
* Drew revealed he was simultaneously recording himself separately from the recording of this episode for his own purposes, so he can watch back and check his movements to make sure his movement was good.
* At 4:27, Drew displayed his kitten Duck.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Top 70 Badass Hot Rod Ideas" about how the rat rod was no less than an automotive miracle, an answer to the prayers of the fast and fearless. Drew asked Josiah to describe the image that comes to his mind when he sees each hot rod without describing the hot rod itself, similar to a Rockshack test from *Watchmen*. Josiah's responses were as follows, in order:
	+ *Flintstones*
	+ Duck
	+ Driving
	+ Alone
	+ Together
	+ Car
	+ A knight outside of a castle
		- Note: Drew revealed he was thinking the same thing, leading them to remark that this was the point in the video where they were successfully learning a shared language, which is what Drew wanted all along.
	+ Moby Dick, Herman Melville
	+ Tractor
	+ Noah's Ark, specifically *Evan Almighty*
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
	+ Number Five
	+ [no response given]
	+ Batman
		- Note: Drew said this one was black licorice, which led to a dispute between the two hosts because Josiah caught Drew describing how the hot rod looked, which Drew denied. Drew then went on to clarify that he thought the hot rod looked like a piece of black licorice sitting on top of a turtle shell. Josiah again noted that Drew was describing what it looks like, which Drew denied again.
	+ A funeral
	+ Car
	+ Drew (not necessarily an insult or a compliment)
		- Note: Drew believed this one looked like an Italian America, where like if instead of Italy being in Italy if it was in America, if America was Italy, and they just swapped places.
	+ *Riverdale*
		- Note: Drew said the film *The Guest*
	+ *Field of Dreams*
	+ *Hot Rod*
	+ *The Rocketeer*
		- Note: Drew said *The Rocketeer* first but Josiah agreed with him strongly.
	+ *Cars*, Pixar *Cars*
	+ *Beetlejuice*
		- Note: Drew suggested *Shrek* as an alternative.
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
	+ *Free Willy*
	+ World Wide Train
		- Note: Drew said *Wild Wild West*.
	+ [no response given]
	+ Tatooine
	+ Divorce car
	+ Armor
		- Note: Drew said *Rocketeer* again.
	+ [no response given]
	+ Note: Drew said this one wasn't even a hot rod, it was a Jeep.
	+ [no response given]
	+ Johnny 5 from *Short Circuit*
		- Note: Drew said this one was *WALL-E*.
	+ "Uhh... I don't know."
	+ *Cars*
	+ Green
	+ Barber shop
	+ [no response given]
	+ A piece of shit
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
	+ "Well this one has a b-- that had a boat on it."
	+ Traincar
	+ Burgercar
	+ Car
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
	+ A Harley-Davidson
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
	+ A bullet
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
* Drew revealed he has one hot rod in his parking stall and one hot rod in the garage, and he works on them a lot while completely nude.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "70 Modern Patio Ideas" about how men have been enjoying their personal terraces for thousands of years, and the trend certainly shows no signs of stopping. Drew again asked Josiah to describe the image that comes to his mind when he sees each patio without describing the patio itself. Josiah's responses were as follows, in order:
	+ A tea light
		- Note: Drew said, "This one, I see a great mountainscape. And in the lower, like, right-hand side, I see a little cowboy on a horse, and he's making his way towards the mountains. And -- but what he doesn't see is that towards about, you know, halfway between where he is and the mountains are, there's a great big bear and it's licking its chops and it's looking at him through binoculars. And he's got a speech bubble that says, 'I've been hungry for cowboy.' ".
	+ A modern dystopian cityscape where the buildings have all been designed too immaculately and they've added little nature features to try to make it look less terrifying but it's actually just made it look more dystopian. And actually it's a great city and I love it and I think we should strive for that.
	+ A patio and a pool and a outdoor -- indoor/outdoor. The patio is in the background and the pool is in the foreground. You see waves of the pool underneath what looks like some sort of floating marble boat and then in the background, there's a sort of gentle patio furniture.
	+ Wall
	+ [no response given]
	+ An owl
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
	+ A dog
		- Note: Drew said he saw a naked woman.
	+ [no response given]
	+ A house
	+ Chairs
	+ More chairs and trees
	+ Lights
	+ [no response given]
	+ [no response given]
		- Drew revealed at the end of the assessment that, based on Josiah's answers from that small selection, he is a pure sociopath psychopath of the highest degree.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Supercut: The Greatest Jack Bauer Threats on '24'" about the television show *24 Hours*.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "We all have the same 24 hours in a day" about an idea that's gaining some steam that we all have the same 24 hours in a day.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "We all get the Same 24 hours to get it done".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "" about how
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## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "\*cough cough\* There, is that proof enough for you? Is that proof?? I'm sick. Of you. Uh the listeners. The listeners."
* [In response to Drew saying 'the elephant in the room'] "My cock. That's what I call my cock."
* [In response to listener complaints that he doesn't care about Globe Hell Warning anymore because he took a week off from the show to be sick instead] "So do I care about this show anymore? No, of course not. I don't give a fuck about this show, nor do I give a fuck about you or any of these goddamn piece of shit listeners. What do I care about? I care about changing the world, one change at a time. And I apologize: if we're gonna be doing this work, we do need to leave room for uh, you know, sickness, mental health days, uh we need to have -- maybe get a HR implementation so that if there's complaints about each other, we can uh complain somewhere. But ultimately, no, I don't care about this show and I'd *like* to see it end, but it doesn't end until the work is done, so I think let's put our differences aside."
* [In response to Drew standing up and walking out of frame] "Drew has to take a shit, probably. \*long sigh\* Does *Drew* care about the show or does he care about --? I heard a lot of people uh lose their collaborators to *pussy*, but this is uhhh..."
* [In response to Drew's kitten Duck having been crying in his room] "Yeah, you shouldn't be locking up your animals."
* "Anyways, all I've been trying to say this whole time is that as comedians, well, you know, most workers are trying to make ends meet, and we're trying to *yes and*s meet. Uh. A-- yes and. Yes ant."
* "So do your little intro thing! You're gonna do some kind of segue or no, you're just gonna keep stroking your pussy the whole time?"
* "You're gonna jack off on camera. And you're gonna shoot your money shot."
* "I care about the show! I don't give an eff about hot rods; I think they're, frankly, a little uh garish!"
* "You're sexually attracted to that dog, I think."
* [In response to learning he is both a sociopath and a psychopath] "Does that mean I'm technically bi?"
* "

### Drew

* [On the topic of the Patreon episode Drew Watches Peter Rabbit, which notably lacked Josiah] "I think that's one of our best episodes. For some reason, it's one of our best episodes."
* [In response to Josiah being unsure what the opposite of benign was, in relation to his cancerous tumors] "Malignant. You dumbfuck."
* "Hey, how 'bout instead of trying to make end meets, we have more time to make *ants* meet? If you're into -- that's like -- means to pursue your hobbies, if you're into ant farms."
* [In response to Josiah saying a hot rod makes think of 'car'] "You really don't give a fuck about this show, do you?"
* [In response to Josiah bringing up that Drew wouldn't let him come over to his apartment when he was in town] "You know what? Get over it. Get over it. Get over it. You're gonna have to get over it."
* "Well that's ridiculous. That you've never driven in a hot rod. That seems -- I mean, that seems -- that's almost seems like, I don't -- I don't know, like you're trying to steal valor, like... You've never -- from people who've never ridden in hot rods. You've never ridden in a hot rod."
* "See, that's just describing what it looks like! If it described the concept of Noah's Ark then, yes, that's one thing, but if y-- talking about a specific design of it, like, you're missing the entire point of the exercise, and I don't know if that's on purpose and if you're just messing with me because you're -- you've got this cooler-than-school, I -- you know, 'I don't give an eff about the show anymore' attitude."
* "You wanna have sex with a Harley-Davidson?"
* [At the end of Josiah's image describing assessment] "OK, well, from that small selection, um, based on your answers I can tell you that you're pure sociopath psychopath of the highest degree."
* "

## Trivia

* This is the second episode in a row with the word "The" in the episode title, after Episode 88: The Money Doctor.
	+ Note: See The for more information on the word The.
* This is the second episode with the number "24" in the episode title, after Episode 24: Ideas!.
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "Episode 89: The Same 24 Hours", while the video version is titled "Episode 89: The Same 24 Hours (video)".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.
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