Shaun the Sheep.Draw the Line.s01e02

# `Chapter 104: Evil Fools / Transcript`

## Transcript

In Casserole City, we see Nosebump the Pirate steering his ship.

"Curse this casteth wretched fog, I can see past my odor nose." He said.

Fog passes through Nosebump's eyes. "Arrrgggh!" scattered himself.

"Huh?" He didn't see the volcanoes until the time was late.

"Yaaaaaarrrrrrgh!!!" Nosebump falls into a cliff before and after he landed on the ground.

"Hey, my haunted houseboat!" Calls his mother on his phone.

"Hello, Mama." Said Nosebump the Pirate.

"Hello, Nosebump. How's it going?" Said the phone.

"Hi, I got a bit of variable. Shall I buy or send something? Corpse breath or frog whiskers? Frog whiskers!" ***RO-O-O-OAR!***

"Nosebump the Pirate!" BeepBop falls to gory pieces.

"What did you do in my house?" He asked.

"I'll take your souls as deposit and if you aren't back in 24 hours, your souls are mine and you'll be part of my ghastly crew! Wah-ha-ha-ha!"

BeepBop screams in a terrifying yell.

"BLOOVER!!! Help me, Bloover!"

"Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!"

"Bloover, you gotta help me! It's N-N-Nosebump the Pirate!"

"BeepBop, how many times do I have to say it? I don't believe in ghosts and I refuse to think about it!"

"ZINKY!!! Zinky, I need help! It's Nosebump... the Pirate. My Cat Violet!"

"Come here, little moggy." Said Nosebump the Pirate.

"Don't hurt the little one's feelings!"

"Aw, I wanted to stroke the Cat-O-Nine Tails."

Nosebump gobbles up Violet.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Meow." Said the cat.

"Violet!" Said BeepBop.

"Ha-ha! Nothing is better then a pretty good job! ***Boo! Raaaarrrgh!***

"Not to be worried, Violet."

Nosebump the Pirate: [talks scary] ***Don't sound so surprised!***

It cuts to BeepBop and Violet sleeping.

"Goodnight, Violet." Said BeepBop.

"Meow." Said the cat.

BeepBop pulls his covers down and sees himself with eight tentacles.

"Argh!" Screamed BeepBop.

"Ha-ha! Now that's what I call a scenery stopper!"

It cuts to BeepBop and Nosebump the Pirate.

"Booooooooo!" Said Nosebump the Pirate.

"Nosebump, I'm a bit serious and I haven't found you before."

"Enough lies!" Said Nosebump the Pirate. BeepBop stares at him.

"I mean, how did I really put that in there?" He asked.

"I know I've been a doing thing when I'm privated."

BeepBop walks away, then it cuts to him again.

"Booooooooo!" Said Nosebump the Pirate.

It cuts to BeepBop having breakfast.

"Raaaarrrgh!" Said Nosebump the Pirate.

It cuts to BeepBop putting his hat on.

"Don't get too comfortable!" He said.

BeepBop and Nosebump have a chortle.

It cuts to the Mattress Room.

"May I test it out?" He hops on his bed.

"Yes, this does feel cosy." He said.

The bell rings and a man is surprised.

"Oh, excuse me just for a little minute."

The postman leaves the Hotel Spa.

"Yaaaaaarrrrrrgh!" Nosebump the Pirate said.

It cuts to an alien skipping a rope.

"Ra... Still in the top thirteen. I haven't taken a thing."

BeepBop sees Nosebump the Pirate.

"Hey, you! Yeah, you!" Said BeepBop.

"BeepBop, how could you be rational?"

"Come in my house, Nosebump."

"130 Moments Early." Said the narrator.

"Hey, Nosebump. How did it... Whoa!"

A blue ghost scooters down the stairs.

"How's that feel?" He told Nosebump.

"What is going on round there?"

"Why don't you tell us to sit, BeepBop?"

"No, I WON'T!!! Everybody, Get Out!!!"

"OK, BeepBop, playtime is over."

Everybody leaves the house.

"I know when I'm washed up."

"Yes, you would, but we'd better look for him."

"What the heck is that?"

"The Story of Georgina the Giraffe."

An alien bashes a gong.

"Squaawwk!" It cuts to aliens.

"The power withing. The power withing."

"The power withing. The power withing. The power withing. The power withing. The power withing. The power withing. The power withing. The power withing. The power withing. The power withinnnnnggggg! Yeah!"

Nosebump's eyes begin to water.

"How brilliant." He has clothes.

"Now, get in your clothes, Nosebump. Let's solve mysteries!"

It cuts to an old lady.

"Look! She must be there."

"That's it, BeepBop, time to put the plan into action."

"What a pretty good job."

"RO-O-O-OAR!"

"Dutchy, is that you?"

"Huh? No, it's me - Nosebump the Pirate!"

"RO-O-O-OAR!"

"Dutchy, there's a new project called tooth brushing. I thought you should've moved it."

It cuts to BeepBop riding on Nosebump.

"Time to hit it!"

"RO-O-O-OAR!"

"Dude, look what I can do! You look like phonics. Truly hard. Look at my guns."

"RO-O-O-OAR!"

"Ha! He's got it now."

"My Africa chest is all flabby! I got to buy a new gasket."

"Ah. It's no use, BeepBop. I can't remember how to scare anypony. My someone doesn't think of ghosts anymore."

"Wait a moment, I think you gave me an idea to all you plans. Goblins... guiltily... Shhhh!"

It cuts to Bloover's house as Bloover gets out of his bed and brushes his teeth, but more toothpaste squirts. As he should have guessed, he hears a voice sound.

"Bloover!"

"What's going on?" He asked timidly.

"Why have you not called me?" The toothbrush transformations into Bloover's Mum.

"Mother?" He said.

Bloover's Mum appears.

"Why have you not called your mother?"

Bloover screams.

"I'd love to see you, Mama."

"Why don't you call me then? Why don't you call me? Why don't you call me?" Her face melts and two bloody chainsaws appear. They go through Bloover's ears and out the other, literally.

"I heard you don't believe in ghosts." Said Nosebump the Pirate.

"Ghosts? I don't like it."

"As in Nosebump the Pirate. Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

Bloover gets thrown in the haunted houseboat.

"There's no such thing as ghosts. No such things."

"Is this a joke? There are no such things as giants!" The floor turns from solid to liquid. A ghost pops up and chomps Bloover as he pops out of the void. A giant BeepBop stands there breathing in and out heavy.

"BeepBop?"

A giant BeepBop transforms into Nosebump the Pirate as he does a magic trick.

"Ha-ha-ha! Ooooooooh, scary."

"No, No, this is ridiculous!"

Bloover runs out of his house.

"Ghosts! Ghosts!"

"Nosebump! It worked! You found your scare!"

"And I found my concentrate. I feel like you could've fooled me, sir. Thank you so much a million, BeepBop."

"And you'll repair your ship soon."

"Actually, I've just found a confession. I did my ship for a time by now. Well it was nice to room with you."

"Goodbye, Nosebump."

"Oh, I forgot something. No, they aren't! I'm gonna ruin enough souls."

Nosebump steers away.

"Huh?" BeepBop open his package.

"Ha-ha-ha! Good old Nosebump."

Episode ends.