Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 10: 1993 Winston 500

This race is held at Calladega.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: So, are you ready?

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I hope I can get my first career win!

Ray Reverham: I know you do.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Chick Hicks: You can't stop me now stupid number 3!

Dale Earnhardt: Oh, yeah! (Intiminates Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: (drops back to 5th) WHY DID YOU BUMPED ME AGAIN!

Dale Earnhardt: I told you, Green car! I'm the Intimidator!

(back in 30th)

Jeff Gorvette: I have to get to the top 10!

(12 laps later)

Ken Squier: Rookie, Jeff Gorvette's starting way back in 30th, but he has passed 4 cars!

Jeff Gorvette: Murray, push me to the top 20!

Murray Clutchburn: Ok! You have to get your first career win! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Now Murray Clutchburn is pushing Jeff!

Ned Carrett: I hope Jeff Gorvette gets his first win.

(later on lap 116)

Jeff Gorvette: Keep pushing me so I can get into the to 10!

Murray Cluchburn: Ok. You have to stay in front of me so you'll win!

Chick Hicks: (goes into the inside) I don't think so! (turns Murray Clutchburn)

Murray Clutchburn: Go! Win this race, rookie! (collects Greg Locke)

Greg Locke: Ow!

Ken Squier: Oh! Murray Clutchburn and Greg Locke had crashed! Dale Earnhardt is in the lead, but Dale Carrett passes him to come to the caution flag!

Ned Carrett: No! Not Jeff's teammate!

(later on lap 129)

Jeff Gorvette: Terry, you're gonna be my new pusher!

Crusty Rotor: Ok, kid! (pushes Jeff)

Ken Squier: Now Crusty Rotor is pushing Jeff!

Rusty Wallace: That 5 car is pushing that rookie! You're down, Crusty! (turns Crusty)

Crusty Rotor: NOOOOOO!

Spike: OH NO! CRUSTY ROTOR SPINS AROUND! HE TAKES OUT HAUL INNGAS, GERALD LEADFOOT, AND RON BLASTER!

Ken Squier: Thomas Tanrev is in it! Kyle Trackson is in it! Larry Smith and Billy Oilchanger! Dale Earnhardt will go through the caution flag and 9 cars were involved.

(later on lap 158)

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett is still in the lead. Fallowed by rookie Jeff Gorvette, Rusty Wallace, Dale Earnhardt, and Ernie Gearson!

Ray Reverham: Go low!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to take the lead! (passes Dale Carrett)

Rusty Wallace: Take this, Alloy! (turns Alloy Wilson and passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: What!?

Rusty Wallace: Ha, ha, ha! You can't take the lead because I have Satan power!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh yeah! (chases Rusty Wallace)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 158! Lap 159 and Jeff Gorvette is still looking for the lead!

(later on lap 179)

Ray Reverham: Go high! Go high!

Jeff Gorvette: I must take the lead! (goes into the outside)

Rusty Wallace: (blocks Jeff Gorvette) I'll keep blocking you if you try to pass me!

Dale Earnhardt: (passes Jeff Gorvette) I'll intimidate you, Rusty!

Rusty Wallace: You can't pass me! (blocks Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt: That's enough! (intimidates Rusty)

Rusty Wallace: How dare you!

(Suddenly, the rain occurs)

Ken Squier: Looks like it's the rain! Dale Earnhardt will go to the caution flag!

Ray Reverham: There's rain on the track.

Jeff Gorvette: What!?

Ken Squier: The caution is out due to the rain! The race will continue tomorrow!

(after the race stopped)

Jeff Gorvette: Why is the race postponed?

Dale Earnhardt: Oh, it's probably the rain.

Jeff Gorvette: I don't want the rain to happen during a race!

Dale Earnhardt: The race will continue it tomorrow.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok.

(the next day, the race continues)

Ken Squier: And the race continues!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's gain some ground!

(later to the finish)

Dale Earnhardt: You're a mean racer! (dumps Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: NOOOO!!! (goes airborne)

Ken Squier: ERNIE SWERVAN WINS AND RUSTY SPINS AND GOES AIRBORNE! AND FLIPS WILDLY IN THE START FINISH LINE! VERY REMINISCENT OF HIS ACCIDENT AT FLORIDA!

Jeff Gorvette: Ray, I didn't even finish in the top 10.

Ray Reverham: Ok. Maybe next time.

Jeff Gorvette: So then I'll get my first win.

Ray Reverham: Right.