Resident Evil 2 (2019) Claire B Part 1

Format: Scripted

Original Upload Date: 6/30/2019

Cast: Rick, Topsy, and Cylon

Episode Title: The Sloppy Seconds of B Scenario

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This episode was scripted, shot silhouette style, and released with Incognito Robot Gaming Co-op Warriors XP branding. It is a love letter to all the Coggers who have supported the show since the beginning.

This is the B Scenario with Claire. For the A Scenario playthrough as Leon, Click here.

Number of OPAs: 5

Other Silliness of Note:

{"We gotta save Sherry from freakin' Wolford Brimley." - Rick

"Wolford Brimley." - Topsy

"Wilford Brimley." - Rick

"No, no. I like that better. He's Wilford Brimley but as a werewolf. So what?? he's like diabetes also rawr!" - Cylon

"Finally, I can eat all the chocolate I want. Oh shit, I forgot! I'm a dog!" - Topsy

"Now that's pretty much the shittiest werewolf ever." - Cylon}

{"This, despite a few nitpicks, is the definitive Resident Evil experience." - Rick

"Is Rick Wolf saying that Resident Evil HD Remaster has been usurped?" - Topsy

"This game doesn't even have those fixed camera angles that get your pants all tight." - Cylon

"When you found out an over-the-shoulder camera, didn't you say, 'Over-the-shoulder and into the trash.'?" - Topsy

"I was wrong. Everything else, just about everything else, about this game, is so god-damn good, I can get over the camera angle thing." - Rick

"But they're so cinematic." - Cylon

"I like my video games to feel like movies." - Topsy

"Nothing can compare to the tension of not being able to see around corners." - Cylon

"The static camera angles give the game a creepy CCTV security camera feel." - Topsy

"Hey! Hey! You know. I stand by my words. But, again, everything else...so god-damn good. Let's move on." - Rick}

{"Hey...Let's get through this. Both of us." - Claire in game

"Hey. That's a good line. Someone should write a song." - Cylon in reference to this video of Rikk's lyrics and voice over Andrew Malefice's metal cover of the classic Resident Evil 2 Save Room music.}

{"Hey! It's the Red-i-Round. I'm guessing Redfield's Disease runs in the family." - Topsy

"Yes, Redfield's Disease runs in the Redfield family. But with hip pouch treatment, you can get up to 20 item slots." - Rick

"Gee, Claire's going to be a god-damn kangaroo." - Cylon

For more information on the Red-i-Round, please click here.}

"Man, we can't just sing 'X Gonna Give it to Ya' every time he pops up. You guys spent that dime on Leon's playthrough." - Topsy

"Okay. We can sing 'X Gonna Give it to Ya. We just have to change the genre every time." - Topsy

When we finally encounter X, we are treated to a hair cover version.

Complaints to S.T.A.R.S

"Dear STARS. Do not appreciate you appointing a fucking super villian as upper management." - Rick

"Dear STARS. Please reprimand Chris Redfield for yelling at his sister, on the phone, to let Leon Kennedy impregnate her." - Topsy

"Dear STARS. Please reprimand Barry Burton for hoping any red liquid is not Chris' blood." - Topsy

"Dear STARS. Please reprimand Alex Wesker for having a super creeps photo of barely-legal Rebecca Chambers in his desk." - Rick

"Dear STARS. Please punch Brad Vickers in the face for leaving the entire Alpha team to die during the mansion incident." - Topsy

"Dear STARS. Why haven't you, yet, honored Richard Aiken for being repeatedly eaten by comically oversized animals?" - Topsy

"Dear STARS. Please reprimand Chris Redfield for angrily shouting military cadence while using the bathroom." - Rick

"Dear STARS. Please reprimand Jill Valentine for angrily shouting military cadence while using the bathroom." - Topsy

"Burnin' off some Deadly Unicorns of the Bullet World CDs." - Topsy, a throwback to the original Resident Evil HD Remaster playthrough, which can be found here.

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