East Equatorial-Guinean Culture

### Origin

Back in the good old days when EDP445 wasn't being hunted by 53 countries and 12 territories, he went on a worldwide search for the perfect cupcakes. While on his way to the DRC, the legend felt the sudden urge to drop an absolutely massive dump ( and send it to an underage girl ), so as any 450lb man he stopped walking and put on a game of the Eagles while performing the action of "dumptaking". EDP445's shit was so massive and toxic that it intoxicated and killed off all living things in an interesting square area that would later become known as Equatorial-Guinea.

### Founding of Equatorial-Guinea and the Eastern and Western side of the country

Around 50 years after the EDP445 phenomenon, Sir MC BEA Kanye West asked for some brave people be sent to the dump site to see if after half a century it has finally become habitable. King Biggus Negrus Augustus Jr. the III, king of Swaziland decided to aid Sir West in that matter and sent 12 men and 7 women on a mission to explore and see if the EDP445 dump area is viable for living. After some long and painful 6 weeks and 9 days they finally got to the edge of the squeratal radius of the EDP445 dump area and found that even though the stench was stronger than R. Kelly's lust for kids the area was finally habitable. As they found that out they decided to settle there and make a new country called (since they couldn't come up wih anything else) Equatorial-Guinea and for ruler they picked the seventh women cuz who knows why. Her name was Shrwandha Fladazz II and since they were still loyal to Swaziland they decided to be a principality that is dependent of Swaziland. So as the coronation of Princess Shrwandha Fladazz II took place they celebrated 69 hours and minutes.

After the long celebrating the new country realized they were left with no supplies and since the stench of EDP445's dump was still big the wildlife had only started growing again for the first time in 50 years. In panic that they have no food left they sent a messenger pigeon the size of a horse named Gunacarlos to inform King Biggus Negrus Augustus Jr. the III. After 7 days and nights of wait Gunacarlos came back but instead of bringing supplies the only think he had brang was a sheet of paper with the infamous skull emoji signed by the King. Later that they with grown hatred towards the King of Swaziland and the conclusion that they had to eat from EDP445's shit to survive, the big population of Equatorial-Guinea (18 people) split into two groups, ones that wanted to remain a principality (Western) and ones that wanted to become independent (**Eastern**). Princess Shrwandha Fladazz II decided it would be best for her to remain neutral for now. As the time passed the segregation between the two groups continued to grow as the Westerns stayed true to their old Swazilandian relgion, the Easterners converted to the religion of the all mighty EDP445 (the Eagles relgion). Easterners also decided to pay homage to the place that EDP445 shat while the Westerns paid it no attention. Like that until the of Princess Shrwandha's rule the two sides continued differing more and more from each other. When Prince Fleshlightints (the son of Shrwanha) he inspired the two halves to stop seperating from one another with the deep words "Mane what the hell is all this bickering 'bout, ain't we from the same country?" since then the two sides although still remaining true to their beliefs stopped hating and started loving each other :).

### Eastern Equatorial-Guinean Culture:

Asogomansuein is the current religious capital for the East Equatorial-Guinean Culture. For now the main pries in the Eastern culture is the forever living Tweebuffelsmeteens. He has been on that post ever since the 25th anniversary of the country. He has been involved in the origins of many of the Eastern Culture rituals. Eastern Equatorial Guineans:

- believe in the Eagles religion

- do not recognize Swaziland as a country

- religiously honor EDP445's shit and sometimes even EDP445 himself

- do not flush away their shit instantly: they wait three minutes before doing that, it is a way of thanking EDP445 for his blessings