Pokemon Anime

The Pokemon Anime is a show that Elloss and Dworlock used to watch but grew out of watching due to its repetitive plot and re$#%^ed characters.

## Plot

Throughout the seasons, the show has followed the same consistent plot with few exceptions. It's usually some Pokemon is in trouble in some village and Ash and the gang try to save it. Then they befriend it after saving it and the locals in the village. Meanwhile, Team Rocket as usual follows them and tries to steal Ash's Pikachu; even though there are so many better Pokemon to steal, they always choose Ash's stupid Pikachu. The episodes reach their climax when Ash and the gang use the help of the new Pokemon friend and/or the friends they made at the village to defeat Team Rocket in their current unintelligent scheme.

Rarely does the plot divert from this but there are exceptions such as:

* The occasional gym battle episode which happens very infrequently even though this is what people who watch the show want to see most.
* Team Rocket team up with the gang to defeat some other villain in a particular episode.
* Encounters with legendary Pokemon can lead all sorts of different ways, but it ends up usually being Team Rocket trying to catch it while Ash protects it and maybe gets himself hurt.

## Ash

Ash is the biggest re%^#$ of all time. He is the main character of the show even though he is an extremely pathetic character who should be kicked in the eggs constantly until he eventually gets his sh&t together. Here are the reasons why he is so awful:

1. He never catches a legendary Pokemon when he meets one. He is extremely lucky in that he meets legendary Pokemon very often in the show and he never takes advantage of this and catches them. He probably thinks that he should leave them alone because why disturb the Pokemon's natural habitat or some BS like that. But then why does he catch Pokemon then? Shouldn't he then catch the strongest Pokemon that give him the greatest chance to win the Pokemon League?
2. He is a sh%tty trainer. Especially in the Generation 5 show, he was absolutely awful in giving his Pokemon directions. In the first episode of that season, his level 999 Pikachu lost to a level 5 Snivy. Any normal trainer who lost that battle would've hung themselves long ago, but Ash somehow continues to struggle with getting any better. You'd think that having a level 999 Pikachu would make it easy winning any battle, but with an incapable trainer, no battle is winnable.
3. He gets tons of attention from women and does nothing about it. He has a new girl friend every season and she clearly always has a crush on him and yet all he thinks about is Pokemon so he can't even comprehend anything but it. The girl often admits her love for Ash to the audience but Ash is too dumb to realize it, even when she says it to his face.
4. He didn't evolve his Pikachu. Imagine how good his Pikachu would be if he actually evolved it in that one episode instead of listening to his dumb pet rat and taking its opinion into consideration. Maybe if he actually evolved it into a Raichu, he would have beat that Snivy in that episode.

## Team Rocket

Team Rocket is a group of idiots who's only life goal is catching Ash's Pikachu. They have literally no lives and just stalk a group of kids all day and they don't even realize how creepy that is. They've been trying to steal the Pikachu for practically every episode and they still haven't been successful. A normal person would have quit by now but Team Rocket is far from normal. They're boss, Giovanni, probably doesn't even pay them anymore since they suck at their one job, so they basically live off the land and probably rob some 5-year-olds lunch money to survive.