Sudden Changes / Feed Me (Git It)

## **About:**

**Feed Me (Git It)** is sung by Xavier and the Sharktopus. The song is a parody of the song of the same name from 1986 movie *Little Shop of Horrors*. Yadina and Brad are in the middle of keeping Piranhaconda and the Living Donuts contained while Xavier is trying to keep the Sharktopus contained by himself. However, things go south real quick when the Sharktopus wants to spoil all his peace and quiet

This song comes from the episode *Creaturesitting*.

## **Cast:**

* Xavier as Seymour.
* Sharktopus as Audrey II.
* Whalewolf as Orin.
* Yadina as Audrey.

## **Intro (1986):**

**Xavier:**

Sudden changes surround me

Lady Luck came and found me

Thanks a million for making the magic you do

Thanks to you, sweet Yadina

Thanks to you as well, Brad

And someday when I own this whole Museum

I’ll remember I owe it to you

**Xavier**: Aw, Sharktopus. Who cares if I’ve been a little bit on the weird side these past few weeks? So what if I’ve had a few crazy spells? A little empty headedness? It’s been worth it, good pal. Look. I’m gonna run down to this nearby restaurant and get something to eat. I’ll see you later.

*[Sharktopus’s stomach growls.]*

**Xavier**: Oh boy. Here we go again. Sharktopus, I haven‘t got much left. Look, just let me go back to the grocery store just a few more days, okay? Then we’ll start again with our usual routine-

**Sharktopus**: Feed me!

**Xavier**: .....Excuse me?

**Sharktopus**: Feed me!

**Xavier**: I might wanna get you anything, but no.

**Sharktopus**: Come on, Riddle, feed me now!

**Xavier**: But I can't.

**Sharktopus**: I’m starvin’!

**Xavier**: Look. Maybe I can feed you if you behave.

**Sharktopus**: More! More, more, more!

**Xavier**: There isn’t anymore. What do we want me to? Feed you a person?

**Sharktopus**: \*Sighs\*

**Xavier**: Oh boy. Look, I’ve got an idea. I’ll go down to get you some food.

**Sharktopus**: Must be tasty to me.

**Xavier**: What does that mean?

**Sharktopus**: Must be fresh!

**Xavier**: I don’t wanna hear this!

## **Lyrics (Sharktopus):**

### **1982 Version (Sung with January and June):**

**Sharktopus:**

Feed me (**January**: Does it have to be crazy?)

Feed me (**June**: Does it have to be ours?)

Feed me (**January and June**: Where are we supposed to get it?)

Feed me, Junuary

Feed me all night long

That’s right, girls!

You can do it

Feed me, Junuary

Feed me all night long

Hahahahahaha!

‘Cause if you feed me, Junuary

I can grow up, big and strong

**January**: You eat way too much, Sharktopus, let’s face it. How are we supposed to keep on feeding you? Hurt people?

**Sharktopus**: I’ll make it worth your while.

**June**: Look, you’re an abomination! A monster on this earth!

**Sharktopus**: Does it look like I care, punks?! If you think I’m dumb, who’s to say I can’t do anything I want?

**January**: ...Like what?

**Sharktopus**: Like deliver, pals! Let’s see you get everything your secret, greasy hearts desire!

**Sharktopus:**

Would you like a kitten I caught?

Or a guest shot on this pot?

How about a vacation with a heavy lot?

You gonna git it

Mmm...

Would you like to spin this wheel?

Dinin’ out for every meal

I’m the creature who can make it all real

You’re gonna git it

I’m your genie

I’m your friend

I’m your king of the sleigh

Take a chance, just feed me, and

You know the kinda eats

The kinda red hot treats

The kinda sticky licky sweets I crave

Come on, Junuary, don’t be ghosts

Trust me and your lives will surely rival the most

Show a little ‘nitiative

Work up the guts and you’ll git it

**January and June:**

We don’t know (**Sharktopus**: Come on, girls!)

We don’t know (**Sharktopus**: Lighten up!)

We have so (**Sharktopus**: Tell it to the marines!) so many strong reservations (**Sharktopus**: Cut the nonsense and bring on the meat!)

Should we go (**Sharktopus**: My, my, my) and perform (**Sharktopus**: Uh-huh?) devastations?

**Sharktopus**: \*Maniacal laughter\* Uh... Now let me see here. Mmm, uh...

**Sharktopus:**

Think about a room at the ritz

Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz

A little nookie gonna clean up your zits

And you’ll git it

**January and June:**

We’d sure like a time-traveling machine (**Sharktopus**: Now you’re cookin’!)

Traveling around like we were on the scene (**Sharktopus**: Yeah!)

Making all the other Sea Kids turn green

**Sharktopus:**

Go git it

Mmm...

If you wanna be profound

If you really gotta justify

Take a breath and look around

A lot of folks deserve to become my lunch!

**January**: Wait a minute, wait a minute! That’s not a very nice thing to say! We don’t know anyone who deserves to get fed to such a big guy like you!

**Sharktopus**: Mmmmm... Sure ya do!

**Whalewolf**: Stupid Yadina! You are such a scatterbrain!

**Yadina**: I’m sorry, Whalewolf! I’m sorry, Whalewolf!

**Whalewolf**: Now get in there and pick up Dr. Zoom, you dizzy cow!

**Yadina**: Yes, Wha... \*Slapped\* Aah!

**Sharktopus**: Mmm-hmmm?

**January, June, and Sharktopus;**

If you want a rationale

It isn’t very hard to see

Stop and think it over, guys

The guy sure looks like shark food to me

The guy sure looks like shark food to me

The guy sure looks like shark food to me

**Sharktopus:**

Ow!

**January:**

He’s so nasty, treating her rough.

**Sharktopus:**

Smackin’ her around and always talkin’ so tough!

**June:**

You need Dr. Zoom, and he’s got the greatest dance!

**Sharktopus:**

I need Dr. Zoom, and he’s got the greatest dance!

**January, June, and Sharktopus:**

You/I need Dr. Zoom, and he’s got the greatest dance!

**Sharktopus**: So go git it!

### **1986 Version (Sung with Xavier):**

**Sharktopus:**

Feed me! (**Xavier**: Does it have to be crazy?)

Feed me! **Xavier**: *Does it have to come from me?*)

*Feed me!* (**Xavier**: Where am I supposed to get it?)

Feed me, Xavier

Feed me all night long

Heh! That’s right, boy!

You can do it

Feed me, Xavier

Feed me all night long!

\*Laughs\*

’Cause if you feed me, Xavier

I can grow up, big and strong

\*Laughs\*

**Xavier**: You eat way too much, Sharktopus. Let’s face it. How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Let Yadina play on the turntable?

**Sharktopus**: I’ll make it worth your while.

**Xavier**: ...What?

**Sharktopus**: You think this is all a coincidence, baby? The sudden success around here? Your time travelling adventures are really crazy.

**Xavier**: Look, you’re a living monstrosity! An abomination!

**Sharktopus**: You think you can just call me that, punk?! If you think you can just call me that, I can do whatever I want!

**Xavier**: Like what?

**Sharktopus**: Like deliver, pal! Aah! Like see you get everything your weird, crazy heart desires!

**Sharktopus:**

Would you like a kitten I caught?

Or a guest shot on this pot?

How about a vacation with a heavy lot?

You gonna git it

**Sharktopus***:* If you want it, baby. Hah hah!

**Sharktopus:**

How’d ya like to spin this wheel?

Dining out for every meal

I’m the creature can make it all real

You’re gonna git it

Hey, I’m your genie

I’m your friend

I’m your king of the sleigh

Take a chance, feed me, yeah

You know the kind of eats,

The kind of red hot treats,

The kind of sticky licky sweets I crave!

Ow!

Come on, Xavier

Don’t be a ghost

Trust me and your life will surely

Rival the most

Show a little ‘nitiative, boy

Work up some guts

And you’ll git it

**Xavier:**

I don’t know (**Sharktopus**: Come on, boy!)

I don’t know (**Sharktopus**: Lighten up!)

I have so

So many strong

Reservations (**Sharktopus**: Tell it to Yadina!)

Should I go and take my telescope...

Like a sensation?

**Sharktopus**: \*Maniacal Laughter\* You won‘t have anything without me. Come on, kid, what will it be? Money? Dr. Zoom? Or even DJ Yadina? How ‘bout that orange grape? Think it over... There must be someone you can help, for about six weeks, and get me some lunch!

**Sharktopus:**

Think about a room at the Ritz

Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz

You’ll find something to clean up those zits

And you’ll git it

Uh-huh!

**Xavier:**

It's like a shop selling machine (**Sharktopus**: Now you’re cookin’!)

Doing things just like I was on the scene (**Sharktopus**: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

Making all the museum owners turn green!

**Sharktopus:**

So go git it!

Woo, woo, woo!

If you wanna be profound

If you really gotta justify

Take a breath and look around

A lotta folks deserve to spin around!

**Xavier**: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! People might be hurt when you spin it too fast!

**Sharktopus**: But it's true, isn’t it?

**Xavier**: No! And I don’t want anyone in the world who deserves to become lunch for a hungry guy like you!

**Sharktopus**: Mmmm... Sure you do! Hah hah hah!

**Whalewolf**: Yadina, you are so dumb! Why do you have to be such a scatterbrain?

**Yadina**: I’m sorry, Whalewolf! I’m sorry, Whalewolf!

**Whalewolf**: Leaving Dr. Zoom behind!

**Yadina**: It was a mistake, Whalewolf! It was a mistake, Whalewolf!

**Whalewolf**: Steals my lunch! Open the door, already!

**Yadina**: I’m trying, Whalewolf! I’m trying, Whalewolf!

**Whalewolf**: Get the medicine! Quick, get the medicine!

**Yadina**: I don’t have it!

**Whalewolf**: ...What!?

*[Whalewolf smacks Yadina with his tail.]*

**Yadina**: Aah!

**Xavier and Sharktopus:**

If you want a rationale

It isn’t very hard to see

No, no, no!

Stop and think it over, pal

Whalewolf sure looks like shark food to me

Whalewolf sure looks like shark food to me

Whalewolf sure looks like shark food to me

**Sharktopus**:

Yeah, ow!

**Xavier:**

He‘s so nasty treatin’ her rough

**Sharktopus:**

Yeah! Smackin’ her around and always talkin’ so tough!

**Xavier:**

You need Dr. Zoom and he’s got the greatest dance!

**Sharktopus:**

I need Dr. Zoom and he’s got the greatest dance!

**Xavier and Sharktopus:**

You/I need Dr. Zoom and he’s got the greatest dance!

**Sharktopus**: So go git it!

### **2019 Version (Sung with Night Cap; Backing Vocals Provided by Piranhaconda, Pteracuda, and Jessie):**

**Sharktopus:**

Feed me! (**Night Cap**: Does it have to be crazy?)

Feed me! (**Night Cap**: Does it have to be mine?)

Feed me! (**Night Cap**: Where am I supposed to get it?!)

Feed me, Night Cap

Feed me all night long

That’s right, girl! Hah hah!

You can do it

Feed me, Night Cap

Feed me all night long

Ha ha ha ha!

’Cause if ya feed me, Night Cap

I can grow up big and strong

**Night Cap**: You eat people, Sharktopus. Let’s face it. How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Get someone?

**Sharktopus**: I’ll make it worth your while.

**Night Cap**: Look, you’re not normal! You should not exist!

**Sharktopus**: Does this look fake to you, punk?!

**Night Cap**: \*Terrified shriek\*

**Sharktopus**: If I’m able to be seen and do things in reality, who’s to say I can’t do anything I want?

**Night Cap**: Like what?

**Sharktopus**: Like deliver, pal! Like see you get everything your secret greasy heart desires! Ha ha!

**Sharktopus:**

Would you like a kitten I caught? (Kitten I caught)

Or a guest shot on this pot? (Shot on this pot)

How about a vacation with a heavy lot?

You’re gonna git it (Git it, git it, git it)

How’d you like to spin this wheel (Spin this wheel)

Dinin’ out for every meal (Every meal)

I’m the creature who can make it real

You gonna git it (Ooh! You’re gonna git it now!)

Mmm...

I’m your genie

I’m your friend

I’m your king of the sleigh

Take a chance, just feed me and

You know the kinda eats

The kinda red hot treats

The kinda sticky licky sweets I crave! (Ow!)

Come on, Night Cap

Don’t be a ghost (A ghost)

Trust me and your life will surely

Rival the most (The most)

Show a little ‘nitiative

Work up the guts

And you’ll git it

**Night Cap:**

I don’t know

I don’t know

I have so

So many strong

Reservations

Should I go and perform...

Devastations?

**Sharktopus**: Oh! You won’t have anything without me. Come on, kid, what’ll it be? Money? Boys? One particular boy? How ‘bout that Xavier? Think it over... There must be someone you could help for about six weeks and get me some lunch!

**Sharktopus:**

How’s about a room at the Ritz (How about a room at the Ritz?)

Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz (Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz)

A little nookie gonna clean up your zits

And you’ll git it (Git it)

**Night Cap:**

Gee, I’d like a time-traveling machine (**Sharktopus**: Now you’re cookin’!)

Traveling around like I was on the scene (**Sharktopus**: Yeah!)

Making everyone else turn green

**Sharktopus:**

So go git it! (Git it! Git it! Ow!)

If you wanna be profound

And you really gotta justify

Take a breath and look around

A lot of folks deserve to become my lunch! (Deserve to be his lunch!)

**Night Cap**: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! That’s not a very nice thing to say.

**Sharktopus**: But it’s true, isn’t it?

**Night Cap**: No. I don’t know anybody who deserves to get brought in and fed to a hungry guy like you.

**Sharktopus**: Mmmm... Sure you do!

**Whalewolf**: Stupid Yadina! Where are you such a scatterbrain?

**Yadina**: I’m sorry, Whalewolf! I’m sorry, Whalewolf!

**Whalewolf**: Now get in there and pick up the stupid turtle, you dizzy cow!

**Yadina**: Yes, Whalewolf! Right away, Whalewolf!

**Whalewolf**: If your head wasn’t screwed on correctly!

\*Whalewolf slaps Yadina\*

**Night Cap and Sharktopus:**

If you want a rationale

It isn’t very hard to see

Stop and think it over, pal

The guy sure looks like shark food to me

The guy sure looks like shark food to me

The guy sure looks like shark food to me

**Night Cap:**

He’s so nasty, treating her rough

**Sharktopus:**

Smackin’ her around and always talkin’ so tough

**Night Cap:**

You need Dr. Zoom and he’s got the greatest dance!

**Sharktopus:**

I need Dr. Zoom and he’s got the greatest dance!

**Night Cap and Sharktopus:**

You/I need Dr. Zoom and he’s got the greatest dance!

**Sharktopus**: So go git it!

## **Lyrics (Sung by Others):**

### **Sung by Susie and Mandy (Backing Vocals Provided by January, June, and Melissa):**

**Susie:**

Feed me! (**Mandy**: Does it have to be sea creature?)

Feed me! (**Mandy**: Does it have to be mine?)

Feed me! (**Mandy**: Where am I supposed to get it?)

## **Trivia:**

* Top2456 made this song because Audrey II is the main inspiration for the Sharktopus‘s voice.
* Top2456 is highly praised for his work as the voice for the Sharktopus. He says that while he tried to keep his Sharktopus voice, he also tried to blend in an impression of Audrey II. The result was highly approved. Whenever there is a concert on the show, this song is at high request. The Sharktopus has performed this song with multiple other characters performing in place of Xavier, including: January and June, Brad, Night Cap,