Halloween Hallow (All Parts)

Halloween Hallow!

Gawain: He he he

Ninja: Stop laughing Gawain

Clawstar: I'm going to put my invisibility cloak on!

* Clawstar puts on invisibility cloak

Ninja: Clawstar where did you go?

Clawstar: BOO!

Gawain: Ha ha, very funny

Acceled: Ummm

Lehcar: Yeah, that is not scary

Clawstar: Mouse dung!

Lehcar: Okay, let's continue.

Gawain: Let's go trick-or-treating in Spooky Street!

Acceled: Where are our bags, Gawain?

Gawain: Uh-oh...

Everybody else: WHAT?

Gawain: I left them at Sleepy Hallow...

Everybody else: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

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George: GET YOUR CARDBOARD KARTS NOW! GET THEM NOW, GET THEM CHEAP!

Ninja: I'LL BUY ONE!

George: That's 100 dollars!

(Ninja sits at a kart)

(Kart falls apart)

Ninja: I knew I never should have bought from here

(Note: K, Gus, and CC is now in the story. This is a joke. Please don't be offended by this next part)

K: Hallo

Elks: GAWAIN WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT IN SLEEPY HALLOW!?

CC: WHO LEFT OUR TRICK OR TREAT BAGS IN SLEEPY HALLOW?

K: It was probably Gus

* K goes to Gus's house and rings the doorbell over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over-

K: Hey what is this?

* K picks up note

Note: Dear K, this is Gus. I am not here, I am running away because my Give-and-Get truck is broken and I feel horrible. If you ring the doorbell more than ten times I will report you to KK police.

K: °\_\_\_\_°

K: IM DOOMED!!

* K runs back to Gawain's house as fast as she can

K: IM DOOMED!!

Clawstar: Wassup K?

K: I RANG GUS'S DOORBELL MORE THAN TEN TIMES!!

Ninja: Serves her right

Clawstar: Am I the only nine year old cat here?

K: CLAWSTAR ITS KAT.

CC: No K, Clawstar is right! It's cat!

K: No, kat!

CC: There is a difference between kat and cat, like there is one between cereal and kereal and kar and car! STOP CONFUSING-

* Acceled throws memory powder at CC and K

Acceled: WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS KK BLOGGERS!!

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Mystic: Let me post a comment!

* Mystic posts a comment

Clock: Tick tick tick tock tick tick

Mystic: WHY IS MY COMMENT NOT POSTING

* Three hours later...

Mystic: IT POSTS AFTER THREE HOURS!?

Bishop: Uh-oh...
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Mummy: That was me

Everybody: AHH! A MUMMY!

Mummy: Whoops!

* Mummy adds snack to his name.

Mummysnack: Is that better?

Everybody: Whew! Just Mummysnack!

Gus: K WHY DID YOU RING MY DOORBELL MORE THAN TEN THEN TEN TIMES!?

K: YEET!

(Gus is added to the story. This is a joke. This is no copyright. Over)

K: Umm, hi Gus...

Gus: RARRRR!

Everybody else: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Gawain: Ohhhhh god, is that a skunk Gus has with him!?

Gus:I have a skunk that's going to spray you all!

* Lizard walks by

* Lizard gets sprayed by skunk

Clawstar: I hope I'm not next!

Skunk: (singsong) You're next!!

Clawstar: I regret saying that!

K: Everybody, hop in! That includes you, CC!

* Everybody hops into the Blogmobile

K: GO KAR GO!

CC: It's car! 😠😡😠

K: Who cares!? Drive and hold on for your life! CC, use the pedal boosters to make us go faster!

* Gus hops into his mind-control ray truck

Gus: Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Cough cough.

K: PEDAL CC PEDAL CC!

Gawain: Wait there is 2 spare sets of pedals!

K: GRAB THEM GAWAIN! KEEP ONE FOR YOURSELF AND GIVE ONE TO ARMSTRONG! NINJA AND CLAWSTAR, KEEP THE LOOK OUT FOR GUS! THE REST OF YOU, HOLD ON TO DEAR STARCLANS LIFE.

Ninja: ACK!

Clawstar: Oh no, Gus caught Ninja with his mind-control ray! Now who is going to write the-

THE STORY WILL CONTINUE AFTER WE FIND A REPLACEMENT.

Clawstar: Being the replacement means you do everything right!

Gawain: OH MY GOD OH GOD HELP ME WHAT IS A SKUNK DOING HERE.

K: LAZY CC, YOU CALL THAT A HARD PEDAL!?

CC: Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

Acceled: Oh no, the pedal broke!

Clawstar: Into Sleepy Hallow, Gus will never get us there!

* K drives the car into Sleepy Hallow

Gus: Wow, they sure are wheel-brains

K: (pant pant) What... now... ??

Clawstar: We have to find a way to get back Ninja

Everybody else: BUT HOW?

CC and K: Memory powd-

Skunky Stunk: WHERE IS MY FAVORITE LUNCH AND DESERT, MUMMYSNACK??

Clawstar: Well got to fight that stinky skunk. Somebody replace me?

Firestar: Even if I'm dead doesn't mean I can be a substitute.

Clawstar: K, lead the group away from here. I'll deal with the skunk.

Firestar: Hold up hold up! I am not narrating a story about a skunk!

WE WILL CONTINUE AFTER FINDING A REPLACEMENT.

Gawain: Two skunks can play at this game...

Clawstar: OH GOD SAVE ME THAT STINKS

K: We have to take this advantage! While Clawstar is holding off the skunk, we should find a place to shelter.

Acceled: *AND* look for the trick-or-treat bags.

* Acceled narrows her eyes at Gawain

Lehcar: Come on

Sussetty: Do we have a map?

CC: I'm pretty sure I stuck a map of Clanky Caverns and KRT and Kingdom here somewhere... FOUND IT!

Elks: Let me take a look.

* Elks gets the map from CC

Mummysnack: We should get near a shelter or make camp. It's getting dark

Sketch: You're not scared, are you?

Pinkie: BOO!

Sketch and Mummysnack: AH!

Pinkie: That proves that BOTH of you are scared.

Mystic: Who wouldn't be scared? We're in Sleepy Hallow, the former home of the Headless Horseman!

Sussetty: Pffth. That's just some phoney baloney. It's not really true you know.

Lehcar: Come on! There's a Visitor Center just this way. They have a guest bedroom there.

Clawstar: YOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL! GUYS, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, HELP! THE SKUNK IS BEATING ME! HE-

**WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK TO SEE IF CLAWSTAR IS STILL ALIVE**

CC: I will go check if Clawstar is okay

K: Sister your mind is full of cheese GO GET HER!

* CC goes deeper into the forest and sees Clawstar lying down with her eyes closed\*

CC: ...Clawstar?

* CC sees she is still breathing\*

* CC carries her to the Visitor Center\*

Lehcar: Woah what happened?

CC: That freaking skunk beat Clawstar

* She wakes up\*

Clawstar: Oh great if I lose a life one more time somebody can plan my furneral

* they all go inside\*

Pickleback: What are you doing in Halloween Hallow?

K: None of your beeswax, Pickle. Where is the Guest Bedroom?

Pickleback: Down the hall to the right. There are four of them

* they all go there\*

Lehcar: Okay, let's split up in groups. Group 1 will be Mummysnack, Sussettey, and Clawstar. Group 2 will be Acceled, me, and Gawain. Group 3 will be K, CC, and Pinkie. Group 4 will be Mystic and Armstrong.

* they all go in their rooms\*

**In Room 2...**

Gawain: I'm going to go use the bathroom

Lehcar: Okay, just don't be long!

* Gawain snickers\*

Gawain: They all don't know that I STOLE THE CANDY BAGS AND WE WENT THROUGH ALL OF THIS FOR NOTHING! HE HE HE!

Acceled: Gawain hurry up I have to go now!

* he comes out\*

**To be continued...**