Let's Play FIASCO (Part 2)

### Characters

Badge Holster, Franklin Penitentiary, Janice Jonson-Johnson Johnson-Jonson, Jensen Johnson-Jonson Jonson-Johnson, Walter Wheresmyson, Mayor Clean, Mookle, Muckle

### Series

Board Game Club, Fiasco

**Let's Play FIASCO (Part 2)** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*A lot of us were 'the good one' when we started...*"
―Tom
## Notable moments

* As a continuation of the last episode, we start with a 'Previously on...'
* And oh man alive, this is Just. So. Good.
* We're starting straight into Act 2 - incorporating the tilts we picked up at the end of the last part, two more scenes for everyone.
* Our tilts - which need to happen in this act - are: 'The thing you stole has been stolen' and 'Death - after an unpleasant struggle'.
* Jensen is a crime cuck. And, let's face it, a real cuck. He's been double cucked. By Janice twice.
* Tom's scene - Walter is going to come clean, it's Franklin's birthday.
* Sullivan and Tom are absolutely believable as an old married couple, god love them.
* Sullivan miming licking a huge knife clean - that was unexpected.
* Laurie's scene - he chooses the resolution rather than the set up. Uh oh - he's waking up in the Mayor's basement.
* Laurie: "What next in the litany of cucking for Jensen? Please, my dear council of bastards..."
* Tom's being the mayor with his mooks Sullivan and Rosie. Excuse me, Mookle and Muckle. Comedy sidekicks with incredibly violent tendencies.
* We've moved on to torture. Dark dark dark. But still funny.
* Tom: "Oh, I should never have hired twins".
* Scary Mayor Tom is even scarier than Scary Criminal Tom.
* More bike twists. Adam's getting giggly with excitement at this point. I'm with him.
* Rosie's scene - the bike heist, finally.
* Janice can only see the bad for the triplets - she's not very concerned with Jensen's horrible bruising. She's starting to be the real Lady Macbeth in this scenario. Now she's proposing double crossing the lot of them. Jensen is seriously considering heading back to the basement.
* Adam: "And it gets worse..."
* Adam's scene - he's taking the call that Franklin made at the end of Tom's scene. We're at Badge's cat house. They're planning to kill the mayor. With the feral cats, apparently.
* The kiss! the kiss!
* Sullivan's scene - he's going to put the bike back. Which isn't going to go well.
* Laurie is taking a break from being sad to be pointlessly violent in a comedy way.
* Laurie: "What's it say? I can't read."
* Which accents are the worst, do we think?
* Rosie: "What a lovely young man, how old are you today sir?" Sullivan: "I'm 59." Laurie: "Well, he is wearing a party hat. I can see where you made the mistake... you've got some cake crumbs round your mouth as well".
* Adam the passerby keeps getting in the way of the punch.
* Tom's final scene - we're calling off the heist.
* Rosie has to keep doing the ring tone till she picks up the phone.
* Tom's getting threatening. Janice is too batshit to back down though.
* Laurie's final scene - flashback to the reunion - Jensen's parole hearing. With a polyamorous three-headed parole troll. Don't ask.
* Adam and Sullivan are boyfriends ... not sure how that made it into this story, but we're counting it.
* Their eyes meet over a Johnson-Jonson. Or possibly a Jonson-Johnson.
* Rosie's final scene - we're stealing the bike. Tom and Adam are our goons now. Back to the basement, where Mookle and Muckle are taking turns to hit Walter in the face.
* And Rosie's escalating again... 9 months pregnant???!!! She had curry for lunch. And sex. With Mookle apparently.
* It's the triple cuck!
* Jensen arrives, gets punched. Walter gets punched. Nobody is going to punch Janice.
* Astonishingly Mookle is a doctor. We have towels and hot water. Actually Muckle is the doctor.
* Did honestly not expect to end up with delivery of triplets in a basement, when we started this.
* Walter wants to be untied but has no leverage - he's offering to let them see 100 feral cats eat a horse, but then there's a lot of that about round here.
* It's not looking good for Walter - someone has to die, as we know.
* Apparently the threats they made off-camera to Jensen were very detailed and thorough.
* Janice runs off with the bike, leaving the triplets. Is this a quadruple cuck?
* Adam's last scene - Badge meeting the Mayor in a last effort to stop the violence and get Walter back safe. We have a new pair of goons and one of them seems to be Michael Caine.
* Sullivan's last scene and it has to end positive, which is good news for Walter - despite his current predicament, he's actually the only one who is guaranteed to survive now.
* Everyone's at City Hall, including the triplets - except Janice who's taken the bike.
* Mookle and Muckle have decided to abandon their life of crime to start a bakery. First Walter needs more punching. Off they go.
* Janice is back! With a go bag and sidecars for all!
* Badge is here to warn Janice to leave.
* Rosie: "I"m going to fuck the both of you in a minute, if you don't shut up!" Adam: "Well, ok... wait, no, no, we don't have time for that".
* Rosie: "Thanks Badge - don't die!" Laurie: "Or die, I don't really mind."
* Off go the family. In comes Franklin.
* Sullivan: "I tried to make things right - they just punched me in the head a lot."
* Tom: "You are the one promise I will always keep."
* Off go the couple.
* And now the Mayor is here. Ah. Guess we know who's going to die, then.
* Tom: "Bleach that son of a bitch until I can see his bones."
* Badge and Franklin put their final plan into action.
* Tom: "When those cats are done with the Mayor, they're going to come for you!"
* Here come the cats! And the imaginary gun.
* Everyone left in the basement is torn to pieces.
* Franklin and Walter kiss for the first time and Tom gets our last word: "Time to get laid... by my best friend!"
* Absolutely marvellous. Applause applause applause.
* It's a set of bleak aftermaths for Badge, Jensen and Walter, but Franklin gets everything he's always wanted and Janice comes up roses.
* Sullivan: "[Janice is] one of the most toxic people I've ever met.... She's so much worse than she was a sentence before!"
* She finally does something positive for Jensen. Whoops.
* This was a wonderful, glorious, exhausting experience.
* Tom enjoyed it so much he actually gives us a 'Get on board!'

## Trivia

* No rules and introduction, as we're into part 2 of 2.
* No chalkboard for this one - while it is a BGC, it is an RPG and so does not fit the pattern..
* An extended single version of this episode and the previous, is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.
* No talking heads this episode, the whole thing is character driven.