JFK Jr. Jr.

*This article is about the lesson. For the man, see John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.*

"*So here I am streaming to you live from my bunker where the deep state can't find me.*"
―John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.
JFK Jr. Jr. is the 142nd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on February 11, 2022.

## Summary

John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr. sends an emergency broadcast from his bunker, revealing himself and clarifying his plot to overthrow the government. He introduces Shawntelle and looks at YouTube videos to see how much his followers in QAnon have figured out. He sees that some people think Vincent Fusca is John F. Kennedy Jr., so he leaves a comment to correct them. Then he pulls out his list of current pedophiles in politics, and sees that his grandfather John F. Kennedy is still alive and also a pedophile in politics.

JFK Jr. Jr. finds Fusca's Twitter page and calls Fusca out for impersonating his father. He also posts a topless picture of himself to prove that he's a real Kennedy. Deciding that YouTube and Twitter are too censored, he goes to Telegram and finds all sorts of chat rooms about his father. He finds a fed, so he deploys goatse. He finds Judy Forehand's account and gives away his location when he asks her to get a drink with him, but then he realizes that she was a fed too. Shawntelle gets jealous and wants to go home, but they can't because of what they know about Seth Rich.

JFK Jr. Jr. looks at another Telegram group, but it's full of scams and he suspects that the feds got to it. The moderator says it's safe but then sends shady links to JFK Jr. Jr. He returns the favor with another topless pic. He decides that all social media is controlled by three letter agencies and that he can only drown them out with Raycon. Then an ad segment plays.

JFK Jr. Jr. watches a reaction video where a woman explains that she sees JFK Jr. in a video and that Princess Diana is going to return as well. JFK Jr. Jr. decides that he doesn't want weirdos in his movement, so he posts a weird comment to chase them away. Then he goes back to Telegram to prepare his real announcement. He posts a video of a live birth with his announcement overlaid on it. Someone asks about the video, but they understand a little too well, so JFK Jr. Jr. realizes they must be a fed.

JFK Jr. Jr. prepares for his announcement on the fourth, but he realizes that it's already the eleventh. He decides that it's time to release his videos that detail every secret the deep state has ever hid. He sends out the video. While it appears to be a topless man singing about his hips and his nips, it's actually a coded message. He sends his videos to everyone he can find talking about JFK Jr.

Then JFK Jr. Jr. reveals that he's on a private jet over international water, on his way to the White House to become president. The plane gets shot at and the wing is destroyed. and JFJ Jr. Jr. explains to Shawntelle that you don't survive a plane crash into the ocean.

## Comments

*Hey everyone I'm JFK Junior Jr. That's right JFK Jr's my dad and he named me after himself. Just wanted to clear some things up: First of all this homeless bitch is not my father. This guy looks like a fucked up pervert and not in a Kennedy kind of way, you know where we leave women to die in submerged cars and still keep our Senate seat. I bet if I pointed a blacklight at this Vincent dude it would instantly blind me. I don't know what you people are thinking but if my father was still alive he'd be really upset that you ever suggested that he looks like some boxcar hobo who smokes dirt whenever he's not working as a line cook at Applebee's. You guys realize we're supposed to be catching the pedophiles, not inviting them to our conferences. This is the last man on the planet that you can use the word "tramp" to describe and you're saying this is my father? Anyway here's some numbers for you to overanalyze 54 84 21 97 65 88888888*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*A message from theHonorable IconicVincent Fusca🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/WOUOdA3VGn*
- Vincent Fusca

*Yo don't let this guy fool you. I'm the one secretly arresting the Clintons and John Podesta. Here check it out you can easily see my dad's features on me.*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Yo doesn't it seem like this John F Kennedy Jr chat is just one big ad for crypto scams?**Do they ever talk about my dad at all?*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*:)*
- War For Your Mind

*Fuck are you a fed**goatse**come get me you fucking pig*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Hey baby girl what's up*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Who is this ?*
- Judy Forehand

*It's me, JFK Jr Jr**Just wanna let you know I'm gonna release all the documents*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Ok how are you ?*
- Judy Forehand

*Doing great seeing how many supporters are out there ready for the truth**So Forehand, is that Dutch?*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*English and Dutch*
- Judy Forehand

*I had a feeling because my Great Aunt's name was Sally Dropshot**Anyway if you wanna come over and have a drink I'm in the Colorado mountains.*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Is this group safe to post government secrets in?*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Hey thanks for all that bullshit here's a photo of my honkers*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*I put Kennedy makeup on my boys asshole to this until the CIA shot it in a hotel ballroom. Henry.*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*ATTENTION I AM JFK JR JR AND I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FEB 4TH WATCH VIDEO FOR MORE INFO*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Hii so I saw the video on telegram on birth of the revolution and I was confused on what exactly the meaning was, just curious*
- a Telegram user

*Hi of course. I'm making sure everyone is tuned into my twitter page so they can be there for the big announcement. I had to use live birth footage to get around censors.*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Ohhh ok i get it, so like the birth footage was so you can get your message around and they won't take it down because it's a woman giving birth which they might see as the footage being used for educational purposes*
- a Telegram user

*You're not a fed are you?*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Vicki the time has come*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

*Thank you!*
- Vicki Rivers

*Send this to everyone you know https://www.bitchute.com/video/7EQ41HiY3sCj*
- John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

## Context

1. ↑ Seth Rich was a DNC employee that was murdered, likely as part of a robbery. Crazy people on the internet think he was murdered by the Clintons.
2. ↑ In the "Chappaquiddick incident," Senator Ted Kennedy infamously crashed his car into a lake and escaped without helping his passenger, who died.
3. ↑ Eight 8s can be read as 88, which is often used by neo-Nazis to say "HH" short for "Heil Hitler"

## Trivia

* While JFK Jr. Jr. is talking to Judy Forehand, the chat switches and some of his messages are sent to Amy. When he returns to the chat with Judy Forehand after her account is deleted, the most recent messages aren't there.

## Video

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