Fun Song Factory - Please and Thank You, Picnic Time, Helping

**Fun Song Factory - Please and Thank You, Picnic Time, Helping** is a UK VHS by Polygram Video/Tempo Pre-School on 26th October 1998.

## Fun Song Factory - Please and Thank You, Picnic Time, Helping

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## Episodes

1. Please and Thank You (4th July 1998)
2. Picnic Time (11th July 1998)
3. Helping (18th July 1998)

## Presenters in Please and Thank You

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Justin Fletcher

## Children in Please and Thank You

* Isabella Cheevers
* Jamie Meyer
* Mikayla Jones
* Amber Charles
* Francesca Baldwin

## Songs in Please and Thank You

1. How Do You Feel Today?
2. Two Fat Gentlemen
3. Five Currant Buns
4. I'm a Little Teapot
5. Be Kind to One Another
6. Here We Go Looby Loo

## Please and Thank You Transcript

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Ozzy:** Hello! How do you do? Welcome to the Fun Song Factory. I do hope you can join in and sing with us.

**Hooter:** Ooh! Ozzy's feeling extra nice today!

**Ozzy:** And why not? There's nothing wrong with being polite. You can be more polite too!

**Hooter:** Huh, I'm always polite. Come on, get on with the show!

**Ozzy:** You're not being polite at all. You didn't say please!

**Hooter:** Oh alright, get on with the show, please?

**Ozzy:** That's more like it. Oh, friends! Who do you think it is?

**Dave, Justin & the kids:** Hello!

**Kids:** Ozzy!

**Ozzy:** Hello everyone.

**Dave:** Whey! Ozzy!

**Jamie:** Are we gonna sing lots of songs today?

**Mikayla:** Play lots of games too?

**Dave:** Hang on, we've only just got here.

**Justin:** Oh, that's right!

**Isabella:** Why?

**Justin:** Well, because it's good manners. When you meet somebody, you should always ask how they are and if they're feeling all right! I'll show you what I mean. Ozzy, how do you feel today?

How do you feel today?

How do you feel today?

If you're feeling happy then clap your hands

Feeling happy then clap your hands

Feeling happy then clap your hands

Clap your hands like this.

**Justin:** That's it! How are you feeling today? Are you happy? Then clap your hands to the music! Great! So we're all feeling happy!

**Dave:** I'm not.

**Justin:** Why not?

**Dave:** Well, I didn't get a chance to ask Ozzy how he is.

**Justin:** Oh, well if you're angry, Dave, you better stamp your feet.

**Dave:** Aaaaagh!

**Justin:** That's right! Are you ready?!

How do you feel today? (**Dave:** Angry)

How do you feel today? (**Dave:** Really angry)

If you're feeling angry then stamp your feet

Feeling angry then stamp your feet

Feeling angry then stamp your feet

Stamp your feet like this.

**Justin:** Wooaarrrgh! Are you angry today? You better stamp your feet too! Woo-oo!

**Dave:** Aaaaaaagh!

**Mikayla:** How do you feel today Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** Oh, very well, thank you, and friendly of you to ask.

How do you feel today?

How do you feel today?

If you're feeling friendly then wave a hand

Feeling friendly then wave a hand

Feeling friendly then wave a hand

Wave your hand like this

Stamp your feet like this

Clap your hands like this.

**Justin:** Yeah! Whoo!

**Dave:** Yeah!

**Hooter:** All this nicety makes me fizzle. Whoo-whoo!

**Ozzy:** Oh, thank you, everyone! I feel so good when people are polite.

**Mikayla:** Is that why we need to use good manners, Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** Yes! To make each other feel good.

**Justin:** It shows that we care about each other.

**Dave:** Hmm, I think the factory might say about that. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh! Ooh, those are hats. I'm gonna grab this one! Justin, grab a hat, matey!

**Justin:** Right!

**Dave:** \*laughs\* Mmm!

Two fat gentlemen met in a lane

Bowed most politely, and bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

**Dave:** Good day to you.

**Justin:** Ha-ha-haw!

Two thin ladies met in a lane

Bowed most politely, and bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

**Justin:** Ah-haw-haw!

Two tall policemen met in a lane

Bowed most politely, bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

**Dave:** Oi-oi! Is that copper gone?

Two little schoolboys met in a lane

Bowed most politely, and bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

**Dave:** Hey, I'll meet ya for conkers later, alright!

**Justin:** \*hiccups\*

Two little babies met in a lane

Bowed most politely, and bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

**Justin:** \*hiccups\*

**Amber:** Asking how people are that's made me feel good.

**Jamie:** It tells them that we're thinking about them.

**Dave:** Oh, I love it when people think about me!

**Isabella:** That song was fun, can we sing it?

**Ozzy:** You copy what we do or do the rhyme with your fingers.

Two fat gentlemen met in a lane

Bowed most politely, and bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

**Dave:** Good day to you.

**Justin:** Hello.

Two thin ladies met in a lane

Bowed most politely, and bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

Two tall policemen met in a lane

Bowed most politely, bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

**Dave:** Oi, oi! Alright! Hahaha! Here we go! Aw, yeah!

Two little schoolboys met in a lane

Bowed most politely, and bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

**Dave:** See you later, mate.

Two little babies met in a lane

Bowed most politely, and bowed once again

How do you do?, and how do you do?,

And how do you do again?

**Justin:** Yahoo!

**Dave:** Wahey! How are you doing? How do you do?

**Justin:** Hey-hey! How do you do? Hello Amber.

**Dave:** How do you do, man?

**Hooter:** Tea break! Whoo-whoo!

**All:** Tea break?! Great!

**Hooter:** What do you say?

**All:** Thank you, Hooter!

**Justin:** Woohoo!

**Kids:** Yay!

**Dave:** Tea! Tea! Tea!

**Kids:** Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally!

**Amber:** Hello Sally, how are you today?

**Francesca:** I hope you're feeling well.

**Sally:** Why are you lot being so polite?

**Isabella:** Ozzy's been teaching us all about good manners.

**Sally:** Oh, very good. I'm very well, thank you, and I should be polite to you too. How are you? Are you all well?

**Kids:** We're hungry! \*clamouring\*

**Dave:** Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! What's going on here, Sally?

**Justin:** Sounds like a rugby scrum. Auugh.

**Sally:** \*gasps\* Just look what you've done with all your pushing about and shouting. Not a thought for anyone else. That was my favourite teapot. It was given to me by my great-aunt Kitty.

**Justin:** You see, that's what happens when you don't think about other people.

**Dave:** Yeah, and use your manners.

**Justin:** Yeah.

**Isabella:** But we did use manners. We said "hello" and "how are you".

**Mikayla:** But we didn't use our manners after that.

**Amber:** We didn't mean to break the teapot.

**Dave:** Well, when things like that happen, there's only one thing you can do about it that's really polite and that is to say sorry.

**Kids:** Sally, we're sorry.

**Mikayla:** Maybe we can ask Fred to fix it.

**Sally:** Yes. Thank you. That would be very kind. Now, let's forget about it. Luckily, I have another teapot.. Now you all get a bun and a cup of tea but I'm not serving anyone who doesn't say please and thank you. Ready, Kettle? Thank you.

**Justin:** Aww, love this one! Right, put you hand in the air and wiggle your fingers 'cause they're your five sticky currant buns!

5 currant buns in a baker's shop

Round and fat with a cherry on the top

Along came Amber with a penny one day

**Amber:** Can I have a bun, please, Sally?

**Sally:** You may!

**Amber:** Thank you, Sally!

**Sally:** You're welcome.

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Dave:** There you are. Only 4 buns. Are you holding up 4 buns? Let's have a look. Aye, yeah! Right, 4 buns.

4 currant buns in a baker's shop

Round and fat with a cherry on the top

Along came Mikayla with a penny one day

**Mikayla:** Sally, please may I have a bun?

**Sally:** Of course you can, Mikayla.

**Mikayla:** Thank you, Sally.

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Sally:** What a polite girl!

**Justin:** Oh, only three currant buns left. I hope Sally doesn't run out. Are you ready? Here we go!

3 currant buns in a baker's shop

Round and fat with a cherry on the top

Along came Isabella with a penny one day

**Isabella:** Please, may I have a bun, Sally?

**Sally:** With pleasure, Isabella!

**Isabella:** Thank you, Sally.

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Dave:** Here you are. Got the idea now, 2 left.

2 currant buns in a baker's shop

Round and fat with a cherry on the top

Along came Jamie with a penny one day

**Jamie:** Please may I have a bun please, Sally?

**Sally:** Of course you can, Jamie!

**Jamie:** Thank you, Sally!

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Justin:** Only 1 currant bun left.

1 currant bun in a baker’s shop

Round and fat with a cherry on the top

Along came Francesca with a penny one day

**Francesca:** Please may I have a bun, Sally?

**Sally:** Help yourself, Francesca.

**Francesca:** Thank you, Sally!

Bought a currant bun and took it away.

**Justin:** Aw...

**Sally:** Oh, I feel very happy now.

**Francesca:** I never really thought about being polite before.

**Amber:** It DOES make people feel better.

**Justin:** Absolutely.

**Isabella:** Oh, Ozzy didn't get his bun.

**Justin:** Oh.

**Mikayla:** Sally, can we have a bun and a cup of tea for Ozzy, please?

**Sally:** Of course you can!

**Kids:** Thank you, Sally!

**Sally:** You're very welcome, there you go.

**Dave:** Hey this is very thoughtful of you. I'll tell ya what, I'll take this to Ozzy and you lot go with Justin to see if you can find Fred to fix that teapot.

**Justin:** Oh right. Come on then, you lot, let's go!

**Sally:** Bye.

**Kids:** Thanks Sally!

**Fred:** Hmm. I think I can fix it. But I need some help from the tins.

**Mikayla:** The tins, how can they help?

**Jamie:** Yeah, they're only tins.

**Paint tins:** Only tins?!

**Justin:** Hey, don't be rude about the tins!

**Amber:** But they are only tins, what can they do?

**Justin:** They're very special tins, they're the Fun Song Factory paint tins!

**Orange:** We won't do anything now, not if you're being rude.

**Yellow:** Yes, it's not nice to say we can't do anything.

**Blue:** It makes us feel sad.

**Orange:** We've do lots of things but we do them our way.

**Paint tins:** The paint tin way!

**Justin:** \*chuckles\* I think I'd apologize if I were you.

**Jamie:** Sorry, we were rude.

**Mikayla:** We didn't mean it.

**Isabella:** Please will you help us, paint tins?

**Kids:** Yes, please?

**Yellow:** Well, as you've said you're sorry.

**Paint tins:** Of course we will.

**Fred:** See? Politeness always works. Now they'll help me.

Teapot, teapot, I'm a little teapot, have a cup of tea (I'm a teapot)

**Justin:** Ah, I love this one. I think it's ready! Time for a nice cup of tea. Are you ready with your teapots? Here we go!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout

Here's my handle, here's my spout

When the kettle's boiling, hear me shout

Tip me up and pour me out.

**Fred:** Oh, I'm not finished yet. You'll have to do it again.

(I'm a teapot)

**Justin:** Come on everyone, you got the actions, you got your arm there and your spout there and get ready to pour the tea out. Here we go!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout

Here's my handle, here's my spout

When the kettle's boiling, hear me shout

Tip me up and pour me out.

I'm a little teapot.

**Mikayla:** Thank you Fred. Sally will be very pleased.

**Jamie:** Too bad, the paint came off.

**Red:** Never fear, the paint tins are here.

**Yellow:** What colour would you like?

**Francesca:** Red please?

**Justin & Kids:** Whoa!

**Isabella:** Thank you, Fred. Thank you, paint tins!

**Jamie:** And sorry we were rude.

**Justin:** Yeah. Come on, you lot. Let's take that new teapot and show Ozzy.

**Kids:** Yeah! Bye-bye!

**Justin:** Bye-bye paint tins.

**Fred:** Bye!

**Justin & Kids:** OZZY!!

**Mikayla:** Look Ozzy, Fred and the paint tins helped us fix it.

**Ozzy:** You must have asked politely.

**Mikayla:** Yes, we did.

**Jamie:** Very politely.

**Ozzy:** And I hope you said thank you.

**Isabella:** Yes, we did, we said "Thank you Fred" and "Thank you paint tins".

**Ozzy:** Aw, everything is so much better when we're polite to each other.

Be kind to one another and to everyone you meet

Ask them how they're feeling, it would make their day complete

Treat everybody nicely the way they'd wish that they treat you

Remember please and thank you and of course "How do you do?"

**Isabella:** Does that include paint tins?

**Ozzy:** Of course it does.

Be kind to one another and to every living thing

Be kind to all the animals and the birds upon a wing

Be kind to all the fishes that are swimming in the sea

Be kind to everything, (paint tins included) they're just like you and me.

**Dave:** Aww... Ozzy, that was one fantastic song. I'll tell ya, it was beautiful, man. All right, Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Yes, Dave?

**Dave:** Uh, may we have one of our favourite fun songs-- oh, please?

**Ozzy:** Of course, Dave!

**Justin:** Aww, the factory knows exactly what we want! You can all join in with this one! Are you ready?!!

**Dave:** Looby Loo!

Here we go looby loo

Here we go looby light

Here we go looby loo

All on a Saturday Night.

**Dave:** Okay, you start off by putting your right arm. It's this one. Get ready. Here we go!

You put your right arm in

You put your right arm out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Ozzy:** Left arm this time.

You put your left arm in

You put your left arm out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Justin:** Let's try the right leg. Oh!

You put your right leg in

You put your right leg out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Dave:** Okay, left leg this time! Here we go!

You put your left leg in

You put your left leg out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Justin:** Last one, get ready to turn your whole self in, are you ready?

You twirl your whole self in

You twirl your whole self out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Hooter:** Time to go, whoo-whoo!

**Francesca:** Thanks for giving us a wonderful time at the Fun Song Factory, Ozzy.

**All:** Yeah, thanks, Ozzy!

**Ozzy:** My pleasure. Please come back next time and see us in the Fun Song Factory.

**Hooter:** What about me? You didn't thank me.

**All:** Thank you for hooting, Hooter.

**Hooter:** You're very, very welcome. Whoo-whoo!

**All:** Bye-bye.

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Presenters in Picnic Time

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Katy Stephens

## Children in Picnic Time

* Dayle Hodge
* Mirren McLeod
* William Stokes
* Marlee Whitlock
* Amber Charles
* Elizabeth Roberts

## Songs in Picnic Time

1. Here We Go Looby Loo
2. Ten Fat Sausages
3. I Hear Thunder
4. Jelly on a Plate
5. The Feeling Down Song
6. If You're Happy and You Know It

## Picnic Time Transcript

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Ozzy:** Hello there and welcome to the Fun Song Factory!

**Hooter:** Hi guys!

**Ozzy:** We're going on a picnic today. Oh, I love picnics. Food, sunshine, peace and quiet Oh-ho! 'd better see how Sally's getting on. Sally! Sally?!

**Sally:** Wah! Wah! Oh! Ozzy? Yes? Sally speaking!

**Ozzy:** How are you doing with the cooking?

**Sally:** Oh, uh, getting there, I think! Oh...

**Ozzy:** Marvellous, see you later. What I love about Fun Song Factory picnics is, we'll not only eat delicious food, we'll sing songs. There here!

**Dave, Katy & the kids:** Hello!

**Dave:** Oh, dear!

**Katy:** Oh!

**Dave:** Oh, that's so wet out there. Thank you very much.

**Katy:** Hello, Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Hello everyone.

**Dave:**

**Ozzy:** Rain?

**Katy:** Ooh, I'm glad we're inside, it's so warm and cozy.

**Ozzy:** Rain?

**Dave:** Yeah, that's right, Ozzy, lots and lots of rain.

**Ozzy:** What about our picnic?

**Hooter:** It's drying-up time.

**Dave:** Time for some drying-up music please Factory?

**Katy & the kids:** Yeah!

**Dave:**

**Ozzy:** Oh, OK.

**Hooter:** Here we go. Whoo-whoo!

**Dave:**

Here we go looby loo

Here we go looby light

Here we go looby loo

All on a Saturday Night.

**Dave:**

**Mirren:** How about shaking our arms?

**Dave:** That's a good idea! Let's get ready to shake are arms. Here we go. This one.

You put your right arm in

You put your right arm out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Dave:** OK everyone, left arm this time.

You put your left arm in

You put your left arm out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Katy:** Dave, my legs are still wet. I know, get your right leg ready.

You put your right leg in

You put your right leg out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Ozzy:** Left leg this time.

You put your left leg in

You put your left leg out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Dave:** Now I think this time

You twirl your whole self in

You twirl your whole self out

You shake it a little, a little

And turn yourself about.

**Dave:** That's it! Keep twirling everybody!

**Katy:** Ohh, no! Dave I'm getting dizzy!

**Dave:** Whooaaaaa!

**Katy:** Ozzy? Ozzy, what's wrong?

**Ozzy:** I was planning a surprise for you all.

**Amber:** A surprise?

**Mirren:** Hooray, a surprise!

**Dave:**

**Katy:** Wuhhh...

**Ozzy:** No.

**Mirren:** It's a great big present for me.

**Katy:** Ah-ha-hah!

**Ozzy:** No, it's not a present for anybody.

**Katy & the kids:** Ohhh....

**Ozzy:** I was going to take you all on a Fun Song Factory picnic.

**Katy & the kids:** A picnic? Hooray!

**Dave:** But, Ozzy, you can't, it's raining.

**Ozzy:** I know.

**Katy:** Oh. That's why you're so sad. Awww...

**Elizabeth:** Oh, Ozzy, it doesn't matter.

**Katy:** It was lovely of you to want to surprise us.

**Ozzy:** But my surprise is ruined now.

**Dave:** Aw, cheer up, Ozzy. It's the thought that counts.

**Amber:** Yes. Cheer up. Who knows? The rain might stop.

**Katy:** Yes, and then we can have our picnic.

**Dave:** Hey, so let's get ready anyway.

**Katy:** Right, what needs doing?

**Ozzy:** Well... Sally's getting the food ready and-- Oh, should we really bother?

**Katy:** Ozzy, of course we should.

**Dave:** Ooh, yeah, never give up. That's my motto. Yes, make the best of it I always say. why be miserable all day?

**Katy & the kids:** Yay!

**Katy:** Let's help Sally!

**Dave:** Yeah, great idea! Wonderful idea! Hey, come on everybody! \*sniffs\* I smell food. Yeah! Ahahaha!

**Katy:** Oh. Oh, alright. Well, uh... you lot help Sally and uh... I'll check the weather. Come on you lot. Oh, dear. It's still raining.

**Sally:** You put the currants in, you take the mixture out, you shake it a little, a little and turn the whole lot out.

**Dave:** Hello, Sally, help has arrived.

**Ozzy:** Even though it's raining.

**Sally:** Well, the sausages need cooking, the potatoes need counting, the jelly need setting, the bread needs cutting, the butter needs spreading, the buns been baking and I... need a nap!

**Dave:** Don't panic Sally

**Elizabeth:** Yup.

**Dave:** Lovely.

10 fat sausages sizzling in a pan

10 fat sausages sizzling in a pan

1 went pop and the other went bang

There were 8 fat sausages sizzling in a pan.

**Dave:**

8 fat sausages sizzling in a pan

8 fat sausages sizzling in a pan

1 went pop and the other went bang

There were 6 fat sausages sizzling in a pan.

**Dave:** Oh, look 6 in there as well. Ha ha.

6 fat sausages sizzling in a pan (**Dave:** Here you are.)

6 fat sausages sizzling in a pan

1 went pop and the other went bang

There were 4 fat sausages sizzling in a pan.

**Dave:**

4 fat sausages sizzling in a pan

4 fat sausages sizzling in a pan

1 went pop and the other went bang

There were 2 fat sausages sizzling in a pan.

**Dave:**

2 fat sausages sizzling in a pan

2 fat sausages sizzling in a pan

1 went pop and the other went bang

There were no fat sausages sizzling in a pan.

**Dave:** Hang on.

No fat sausages sizzling in a pan

No fat sausages sizzling in a pan

None went pop and none went bang

There were no fat sausages sizzling in a pan.

**Dave:** Oh, sausages, come back! Come back, sausages! Nooooo!

**Ozzy:** \*sighs\*

**William:** Oh, Ozzy, don't look so disappointed. I'm sure the weather will clear up.

**Ozzy:** Oh, I hope so, William.

**Mirren:** I tell you what, it might have stopped raining already, let's go and find out.

**William:** Katy, Katy, has the weather cleared up yet?

**Katy:** No, I'm afraid not. Listen, you can hear the rain. Ah, now this is a lovely song with very easy actions, you just watch me.

I hear thunder

I hear thunder

Hark don't you

Hark don't you

Pitter patter raindrops

Pitter patter raindrops

I'm wet through

So are you

**Katy:** Now, did you get all those? Now there's a big clap for the thunder. Your hand to your ear as you listen. Fingers for raindrops and then imagine that your t-shirt is soaking wet. Are you ready? Are you, ready you two?

I hear thunder

I hear thunder

Hark don't you

Hark don't you

Pitter patter raindrops

Pitter patter raindrops

I'm wet through

So are you

**Katy:** Oh, dear.

**William:** I don't think we're going to have a picnic today.

**Mirren:** It's not fair.

**Katy:** Oh, poor old Ozzy. He'll be so upset.

(Arguing)

**Ozzy:** Here you go, Sally. There you go.

**Sally:** If someone just listen to me. QUIET! Thank you, let's get organised. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 sandwiches.

**Elizabeth:** 6 sandwiches.

**Dayle:** 6 sandwiches.

**Dave:** 6 sandwiches.

**Sally:** 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 fat sausages.

**Elizabeth:** 10 fat sausages.

**Dayle:** 10 fat sausages.

**Dave:** 10 fat sausages.

**Sally:** 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 currant buns.

**Elizabeth:** 5 currant buns.

**Dayle:** 5 currant buns.

**Dave:** 5 currant buns. Ooh!

**Marlee:** This basket's empty!

**Sally:** Dave, you're supposed to put the food in the basket!

**Dave:** In the basket?

**Dayle, Elizabeth & Sally:** Yes, in the basket!

**Dave:** Oh, I thought it was all for me! Ahahahaha.

**Sally:** Right, sandwiches.

**Dave:** Sandwiches.

**Sally:** Sausages.

**Dave:** Right. Oh, sausages.

**Sally:** Currant buns.

**Dave:** Currant buns.

**Sally:** And don't forget the jelly.

**Dave:** Jelly?

**Elizabeth:** Green jelly.

**Dave:** Ahh, green jelly. Look at that! Mmmm! Wobbly stuff! All right, put it there.

**Dayle:** Red jelly.

**Dave:** Red jelly! Thank you, Dayle! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Look at that! Eeh-hee-hee-hee-hee! That's great!

**Elizabeth:** Yellow jelly.

**Dave:** Yellow jelly, here we go. Very wobbly yellow jelly. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

**Dayle:** White jelly.

**Dave:** White jelly. Heh heh... Eh?!

**Dave & Sally:** White jelly?!

**Marlee & Amber:** White jelly?!

**Dave:** Jelly's not white?!

**Dayle:** Ooops! Sorry! That's my milk.

**Dave:** Ha ha ha! Thanks, there you go!

**Dayle:** Orange jelly.

**Dave:** Ah. Orange jelly. Ah!

**Kids & Sally:** Me!

**Dave:** Lovely, in that case

Jelly on a plate

Jelly on a plate (**Dave:** Yeah!)

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble

Jelly on a plate.

**Dave:**

Jelly on a plate

Jelly on a plate

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble

Jelly on a plate. (**Dave:**

**Kids:** One more time.

**Dave:** Really? Oh, alright.

Jelly on a plate

Jelly on a plate (**Dave:**

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble

Jelly on a plate. (**Dave:**

**Sally:** There! That's everything ready for the picnic.

**William:** There isn't going to be any picnic.

**Mirren:** It's raining even harder than ever, it's even thundery.

**Sally & Ozzy:** Oh.

**Ozzy:** Well you might as well go home now but don't forget your umbrellas.

**Mirren:** I really wanted to go on a picnic.

**William:** Me too.

**Elizabeth:** Poor Ozzy. He's more disappointed than any of us.

**Hooter:** What's all this? This is supposed to be the Fun Song Factory. We don't like gloomy faces here.

**Ozzy:** The rain's put a stop to our picnic.

**Hooter:** So, make the best of it I say. Whoo-whoo!

**Dave:** Ooh, yes, I agree, Hooter, but it is raining.

**Amber:** And we do so want to have a picnic.

**Ozzy:** Yes, but we can't.

**Dave:** Well, then we'll have to think of a happy solution! Right. Think. Think. Think, think, think, think, think.

**All:** Think. Think. Think.

**Dave:** Now, it's raining inside but there's somewhere where it isn't raining. Can you think of where?

**Elizabeth:** I got it!

**All:** What?

**Elizabeth:** It may be raining outside. But it's not raining inside. We can have the picnic--

**All:** Inside!

**Ozzy:** Yes, but what about our picnic outside in the sun?

**Hooter:** With the flies and the ants and the wind? Much better to have a picnic inside.

**Ozzy:** Of course! Join us!

There may be clouds in the sky (rain, rain, rain)

Clouds in the sky (rain, rain, rain)

Clouds in the sky (rain, rain, rain)

That's why we're feeling down.

**Ozzy:** But not anymore. We're not gonna be disappointed. Even though...

There's lighting too (flash, flash, flash)

Lighting too (flash, flash, flash)

Lighting too (flash, flash, flash)

That's why we're feeling down.

**Katy:** There's surely something we can do, Ozzy.

Have a little think (think, think, think)

Have a little think (think, think, think)

Have a little think (think, think, think)

Think of something better.

**Ozzy:** If plan A doesn't work, go to plan B. Haha!

**Katy:** Ohh, look!

**Dave:** Oh!

**Dayle:** We're having our outside picnic inside.

**Amber:** But outside in the sunshine.

**Marlee:** And flowers.

**Amber:**

**Ozzy:** Haha, I haven't finished yet.

Make a little magic (abracadee)

Make a little magic (abracadee)

Make a little magic (abracadee)

Then we'll have something better.

**Ozzy:** Ho ho ho!

Now we're up not down (hip hooray)

Up not down (hip hooray)

Up not down (hip hooray)

We thought of something better.

**All:** Yay!

**Dave:** Well, Ozzy, we were all sharing your disappointment.

**William:** Because we couldn't have our picnic in the rain.

**Katy:** But now we can have our outside picnic--

**All:** Inside.

**Dave:** Yeah, thanks to your magic.

**Ozzy:** That's what I love about the Fun Song Factory. There's always a way to overcome disappointment!

**All:** Yay!

**Mirren:** I'm so happy, now we're all together.

**Katy:** Oh, now you all know this one!

**Dave:** Hey!

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)

If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap).

**Katy:** Now this time get ready to stamp your feet!

If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet (stamp stamp)

If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet (stamp stamp)

If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it

If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet (stamp stamp).

**Ozzy:** This time if you're happy, shout "we are".

If you're happy and you know it, shout we are (we are)

If you're happy and you know it, shout we are (we are)

If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it

If you're happy and you know it, shout we are (we are).

**Dave:** Now this time, we have to do all three, which means we gotta clap our hands, stamp our feet and shout "we are"!

If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap your hands, stamp your feet, we are)

If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap hands, stamp feet, we are)

If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it

If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap your hands, stamp your feet, we are).

**Ozzy:** Ohohoho! Hey-hey! Hahaha!

**All:** Yay!

**Hooter:** Time's up! Whoo-whoo!

**Ozzy:** Time for us to go!

**Katy:** Well, I hope to see you soon in the Fun Song Factory!

**Dave:** Hey, and remember if it rains you can always have your picnic indoors.

**All:** Bye.

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Presenters in Helping

* Dave Benson Phillips
* Katy Stephens
* Karl Woolley

## Children in Helping

* Isabella Cheevers
* Jamie Meyer
* Mikayla Jones
* Amber Charles
* Francesca Baldwin

## Songs in Helping

1. One Finger, One Thumb
2. This is the Way We Dust It Down
3. We Went to the Kitchen
4. I Can
5. Gonna Help Fred Out
6. Rhythm of the Music

## Helping Transcript

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

**Ozzy:** Hello! Welcome to the Fun Song Factory!

**Hooter:** Nice to see ya, whoo-whoo!

**Ozzy:** Oh, dear. I was hoping to finish my work before this....

**Hooter:** But you haven't, have you Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** No, Hooter. I still have to do the polishing and cleaning and painting and....

**Hooter:** Does that mean we're not going to sing?

**Ozzy:** I'm sorry, I can't do the songs until I finish my work

**Hooter:** Please try and finish it?

**Ozzy:** Good idea! I'll start right away! Woahhh, now the others are here!

**Dave, Katy, Karl & the kids:** Hello!

**Karl:** Hello, Ozzy!

**Ozzy:** Yes, but I'm not....

**Katy:** So what you got plans for us today, Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** Well, I haven't....

**Dave:** Well, I know the first thing

**Katy:** Whoo!

**Dave:** Here we go!

One finger, one thumb keep moving

One finger, one thumb keep moving

One finger, one thumb keep moving

We'll all be merry and bright

**Katy:** Right! Are you joining in? Because this time you're gonna have to use your arm as well. Here we go!

One finger, one thumb, one arm keep moving

One finger, one thumb, one arm keep moving

One finger, one thumb, one arm keep moving

We'll all be merry and bright

**Karl:** Okay now it's time to put those legs in!

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg keep moving

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg keep moving

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg keep moving

We'll all be merry and bright

**Dave:** And now this time we gotta put a nod in the head. Get your heads ready.

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head keep moving

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head keep moving

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head keep moving

We'll all be merry and bright.

**Dave:** Now this time we gotta go up and go down! Get ready!

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, go up, go down keep moving

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, go up, go down keep moving

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, go up, go down keep moving

We'll all be merry and bright.

**Isabella:** He's over there!

**Karl:** Awwh, well, Ozzy, what are we gonna do next?

**Ozzy:** I'm not ready to do any songs yet, Karl.

**Jamie:** Not ready, why not Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** There's this list of jobs I need to do. I haven't time to do any more songs. I'm sorry.

**Isabella:** It's terrible! We won't be able to sing any more songs 'til Ozzy finishes.

**Mikayla:** It will take him ages to do all those jobs.

**Francesca:** It won't take him ages if we help him.

**Isabella:** Hey, everybody, listen to this.

**Dave:** Right, group talk.

**Isabella:** If we help Ozzy...

**Dave & Karl:** Hmm?

**Isabella:** ...then he'll have time to give us more songs.

**Dave:** Hey! Why didn't I think of that?! Okay come on, gang! You know something jobs always get done quicker if we all work together.

**Karl:** All right, Ozzy. Now we can sing all those songs and we can get all those jobs done as well.

**Ozzy:** We will, how?

**Katy:** Simple! WE are going to help you. Please would you give me that list Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** There you are, Katy.

**Katy:** Thank you very much. David, would you please take Isabella and Francesca to help Sally and we are gonna stay here and help you, Ozzy!

**Dave:** All right, come on then. Time for us to go now.

**Karl:** Okay then everybody, let's get on with the factory cleaning!

**Amber:** Looks like the factory's going to help us too.

**Ozzy:** I'll go and get all then cleaning things then.

**Karl:** Oh no, you don't, Ozzy. You sit there and relax. I think you can do with a rest.

**Jamie:** We'll get it for you.

**Karl:** Hahahaha. Hey! And maybe you can help us as well by doing the actions. Watch this!

This is the way we dust it down

Dust it down, dust it down

This is the way we dust it down

To keep the factory clean.

**Karl:** Very nice

This is the way we polish the pipes

Polish the pipes, polish the pipes

This is the way we polish the pipes

To keep the factory clean.

**Mikayla:** Now we have to scrub the floor.

**Karl:** You're right on there, Mikayla

This is the way we scrub the floor

Scrub the floor, scrub the floor

This is the we scrub the floor

To keep the factory clean.

**Karl:** Very good. Oh, noooooooo! Cobwebs! Now we gotta blow these away! Watch out for this!

This is the way we blow out the webs

Blow out the webs, blow out the webs

This is the way we blow out the webs

To keep the factory clean.

**Karl:** There we go, Ozzy! The factory is spotless!

**Ozzy:** Oh yes! I could never have done that without your help!

**Jamie:** What's next on the list, Ozzy?

**Karl:** We gotta help Fred in the paint shop!

**Ozzy:** On my way!

**Karl:** Oh no, no, no, no, no, Ozzy, I told ya, you are resting and we are helping, so sit down there and take it easy for a while, while we going to help Fred! Come on everybody! Whoaaaaa!

**Jamie, Mikayla & Amber:** Yay!

**Sally:** It's always the same never enough time to do things what I need is some help.

**Isabella & Francesca:** Sally! Sally! Sally!

**Dave:** Hey, don't worry, Sally. We're here to help you.

**Sally:** How very handy.

**Isabella:** What can we do to help you, Sally?

**Sally:** I need to have the tea ready after you finish singing but don't have enough time to do it.

**Dave:** Ah, don't worry, Sally. Help is at hand. Alright.... Oh! And the factory said to help us too! And guess what? So are you! First

**Isabella & Francesca:** Yes.

**Dave:** Okay

We went to the kitchen to help Sally clean

Help Sally clean, help Sally clean

We went to the kitchen to help Sally clean

When the kitchen was dirty.

**Dave:** Here we go. Oh!

**Sally:** Oh, well done! Now we need to make the sandwiches!

**Francesca:** We better butter the bread.

**Dave:**

We went to the kitchen to butter the bread

Butter the bread, butter the bread

We went to the kitchen to butter the bread

We were helping Sally.

**Sally:** Oh, yes. Now you have to put salad in.

**Dave:**

We went to the kitchen to finish the tea

Finish the tea, finish the tea

We went to the kitchen to finish the tea

We were helping Sally.

**Isabella:** Hang on, we can't leave the bread like that!

**Dave:** Oh, that's....

**Isabella:** We need some slices.

**Dave:**

We went to the kitchen to slice up the bread

Slice up the bread, slice up the bread

We went to the kitchen to slice up the bread

We were helping Sally.

**Sally:** Oh, just the Fun Song Factory juice to pour now Dave.

**Dave:** Oh, yeah. Righto. OK.

We went to the kitchen to pour out the juice

Pour out the juice, pour out the juice

We went to the kitchen to pour out the juice

We were helping Sally.

**Dave:**

**Sally:** I don't believe it! Everything's ready. Thank you for helping me!

**Dave:** Well, I tell you what

**Francesca:** I hope Ozzy's managing to relax.

**Isabella:** Yeah.

**Dave:**

**Isabella & Francesca:** Cheers.

**Ozzy:** \*humming\* Oh-ho, ha-ha! I was just having 40 winks. It's so nice when your friends help you, especially if you need a rest like me. Hee-hee. Have you ever helped someone? Helped your dad wash the dishes or your mum in the garden? Maybe you've got a little brother or sister and you can help your mum or dad change them or help them put their clothes on. There's lots of things you need help with when you're growing up but it's never long before you can do them yourself. How would you like to help me sing a song about them. Listen.

I can tie my shoelace

And I can brush my hair

I can wash my hands and face

And dry myself with care

I can clean my teeth too

And fasten up my clothes

I can say how do you do

And I can blow my nose.

**Ozzy:** Ahahaha. Can you do all those things? Try the actions with me this time!

I can tie my shoelace

And I can brush my hair

I can wash my hands and face

And dry myself with care

I can clean my teeth too

And fasten up my clothes

I can say how do you do

And I can blow my nose.

**Ozzy:** Ah ha ho ho! Thank you for helping! Can you do all those things yourself or do you need help as well? Well, if you do, don't worry, we all need help to do things. Look at me today! Oh, I wonder how they're getting on with Fred. \*sighs\* Oh well. Just time for one more nap. \*yawns\*

**Karl:** Okie-dokie, Fred, we're ready when you are. what can we do to help?

**Fred:** Well, we need some new notes for the factory music...

**Karl:** Ahh.

**Fred:** ...but they've all got to be cut out, put together and painted. It's far too much for me to do on my own.

**Amber:** Don't worry Fred, we're here to help you.

**Jamie:** We'll have it done in no time.

Gonna help, gonna help

**Karl:** Hey!

Gonna help Fred out

**Karl:** Thank you very much, paint tins! Now I love this song! Now watch out for the actions to this because these actions are all about making something. Are you ready, you lot?!

**Katy, Jamie, Mikayla & Amber:** Yeah!

**Karl:** Here we go!

Gonna use a saw (gonna use a saw)

What a lovely sound (what a lovely sound)

Gonna use a hammer (gonna use a hammer)

To hammer it down (to hammer it down)

We're gonna use a spanner to fix it down

We turn it round and around and around

We're gonna help Fred out (we're gonna help Fred out)

We're gonna help Fred o-o-o-o-out.

**Karl:** Okay now these are the actions. There's the saw going backwards and forwards. Oh, and we put the hands up and down in the air like that for the hammer. Oh yes, and then we're gonna twist the spanner around like that, and then we all go round together.

Gonna use a saw (gonna use a saw)

What a lovely sound (what a lovely sound)

Gonna use a hammer (gonna use a hammer)

To hammer it down (to hammer it down)

We're gonna use a spanner to fix it down

We turn it round and around and around

We're gonna help Fred out (we're gonna help Fred out)

We're gonna help Fred o-o-o-o-out.

**Katy:** Whoo! Do you what, Karl?

**Karl:** What Katy?

**Katy:** I think we could turn this into a bit of a... DANCE!

**Karl:** But how?

**Katy:** Well, we can do this for the sawing, we can do this for the hammering, we can do this for the spannering--

**Karl:** Like it.

**Katy:** --and help Fred out! Whoo!

Gonna use a saw (gonna use a saw)

What a lovely sound (what a lovely sound)

Gonna use a hammer (gonna use a hammer)

To hammer it down (to hammer it down)

We're gonna use a spanner to fix it down

We turn it round and around and around

We're gonna help Fred out (we're gonna help Fred out)

We're gonna help Fred o-o-o-o-out.

**Katy:** Yes!

**Karl:** Okay, come on! Let's get helping Fred.

**Katy:** So, how have we done, Fred?

**Fred:** Not bad, Katy! There's loads of notes here. Let's see if they work.

**Karl:** Oh, yes, let's look at how they work. Yes.

**Jamie:** Yes.

**Karl:** Oh! Hmm-hmm. Shall we try that again, Fred?

**Fred:** Of course we can.

**Karl:** Yes. Hahahaha. Oh! Yes.

**Kids:** \*giggling\*

**Karl:** Oh, heh. Well, sorry Fred, I did me best to help you.

**Fred:** Not to worry, Karl. Anyway we still have to paint them lots of different colours.

**Amber:** But that will take ages.

**Orange:** No it won't.

**Blue:** Not if you let us help.

**Karl:** Of course! The paint tins! There's loads of colours in the paint tins!

**Green:** Watch this.

**Jamie, Mikayla & Amber:** Wow!

**Karl:** Oooh!

**Fred:** Oh, look! Aren't they beautiful!

**Jamie:** Thanks to the paint tins' help.

**Fred:** And your help.

**Katy:** Well, I think we ought to go and see what's left on Ozzy's list. See ya Fred!

**Karl:** See you later, Fred!

**Kids:** Bye, Fred! Bye, paint pots!

**Ozzy:** Hello there everyone. How are you getting on?

**Jamie:** I think we're finished.

**Mikayla:** Better check the list.

**Katy:** Right, here goes. Right.... Ahe-he-hem. Clean the factory.

**Karl:** Oh, yes, Yes, yes. We did that with your help.

**Katy:** Make the sandwiches.

**Isabella & Francesca:** We did that.

**Dave:** Oh yeah, yeah, we did that with your help. Mmm!

**Katy:** Right, okay, and finish making the notes. Now we did that with Fred and so did YOU!

**Ozzy:** Hooray! That's everything done! And it

**Dave:** You see, we help each other out and get things done more quickly.

**Karl:** That's right, and that leaves more time for....

**All:** Singing fun songs!

**Ozzy:** And the factory knows just what to sing!

**Dave:** Ooh, yeah!

Move your head to the rhythm of the music

Move your head to the rhythm of the music

Move your head to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Katy:** Right, you all join in because now it's time to move your rhythmical shoulders!

Move your shoulders to the rhythm of the music

Move your shoulders to the rhythm of the music

Move your shoulders to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Karl:** Whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on! Ohh! I got happy... feet!

Tap your feet to the rhythm of the music

Tap your feet to the rhythm of the music

Tap your feet to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Ozzy:** And for all your help, a big round of applause!

**Katy:** Whoo!

**Karl:** 1, 2, 3, 4!

Clap your hands to the rhythm of the music

Clap your hands to the rhythm of the music

Clap your hands to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

(Cheering)

**Hooter:** Fancy helping me too?

**Ozzy:** Oh, yes of course.

**All:** Time to go, whoo-whoo!

**Ozzy:** See you all next time at the Fun Song Factory!

**All:** Bye-bye!

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Opening (Original 1998 release) (with no trailer) [single cassette] (with no End Tempo Pre-School Ident)

1. PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)
2. Tempo Pre-School Ident (1996-2010)
3. Tempo Pre-School videos approved by the Pre-school Learning Alliance card
4. Fun Song Factory Please and Thank You title card
5. Fun Song Factory intro
6. Start of Please and Thank You (1998)

## Middle 1 (Original 1998 release) (with no trailer) [single cassette] (with no End Tempo Pre-School Ident)

1. End of Please and Thank You (1998)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits/A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
3. for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent) [long version]
4. Fun Song Factory Picnic Time title card
5. Fun Song Factory intro
6. Start of Picnic Time (1998)

## Middle 2 (Original 1998 release) (with no trailer) [single cassette] (with no End Tempo Pre-School Ident)

1. End of Picnic Time (1998)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits/A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
3. for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent) [long version]
4. Fun Song Factory Helping title card
5. Fun Song Factory intro
6. Start of Helping (1998)

## Closing (Original 1998 release) (with no trailer) [single cassette] (with no End Tempo Pre-School Ident)

1. End of Helping (1998)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits/A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
3. for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent) [long version]
4. PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)