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Przygody Benka Wiki

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10. Mateusz
11. Zosia
12. Zuzia
13. Beata
14. Dorota
15. Dominika
16. Łucja
17. Amelia
18. Agata
19. Natalka
20. Bella

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King John

CAW of the Rightful King of Wrestling by David Bough

   **King John** was a wrestler in the main City British Wrestling promotion. He was the self-proclaimed rightful king of wrestling, having wrestled at the Regal Wrangle every year since time immemorial. He had at least four vassals.

> Hold and get thee hither, brigands!
>
> King John, The Regal Wrangle

## Appearance

He was a 5'10" bartrel-shaped guy with long dark locks and a neat black beard. He wore a crown, a robe, and shiny red trousers.

## Biography

### The Regal Wrangle

He entered The Regal Wrangle on a throne carried by his vassals and immediately used a King's Landing move on Golden Joe, who countered him with a Joekick. He went for another King's Landing against Joe, but The Denimatrix pushed him off the top rope, eliminating him. (*The Regal Wrangle*)

### The Regal Wrangle II

After a two-year hiatus, the Rightful King of Wrestling returned. He was carried out on his litter under an ermine bannner. He immediately went for his King's Landing on Mable, so she knelt down with her fist in the air. He landed on it with his stomach, was hit into the air, and fell out of the ring. (*A Regal Engagement*)
United States

The **United States of America** (**USA**), informally known as **America**, was a country in North America.

Tony the Milkman said that milk was in his family's bloodline since before they moved to Puddington from "across the pond". (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

Over the course of City British Wrestling's two-year hiatus in the 1990s, Golden Joe moved to Hollywood in the USA, which he later said "didn't work out that much." There, he starred in six of the seven movies in *The Dog Walker* franchise and was known as Terry Essex. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*) At his assault trial, Platinum Pete said Joe was a coward for running to Hollywood. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

While trying to protect 90s America from Red Scare, Rick Thunder, Tim Quick and Danger Zone flew into a spacetime anomaly in the Bermuda Triangle and were transported to the year 3000. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

In the year 3000 AD, Alexei Tetris' Kremlin Krusader had a move called the Side American Leg Sweep, as Russia did not allow moves to be named after itself. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Piston Fairmont's father

The father of Piston Fairmont was the founder of Fairmont Robotics and creator of the F chip.

## Appearance

A picture of Mr Fairmont hung above his son's fireplace. In the picture, he appeared serious and imposing.

## Biography

In his address to the public, Piston Fairmont spoke of his father. He said that when he created Fairmont Robotics, he had a vision of a cleaner world in which man was uninhibited by the flesh. He said the F chip was his father's masterpiece. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Dragon Mask IV Dark

**Dragon Mask IV Dark** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion, based on the 70s anime series *Ultimate Ghost Mechs*. He was the ninth but most famous person to take up the role. He was the dark universe version of the character, and was often confused with Dragon Mask IV Mech which was from a different continuity one-shot series. He had the ability to produce black vomit.

## Appearance

He wore a green and black mask that came down into a cape.

## Biography

### The Colossal Tussle

He entered the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale by jumping up from the floor as a 70s anime opening played on the Wrestletron. Pontisaurus Fex mauled him. The Spyderman used Fex to knock him far, but he launched back to headbutt Grout. He was absorbed by her body and she tried to eliminate him, but he used this to headbutt Fex who spit green mist at him. He tried to counter it with his black vomit, but Fex did his Mass Extinction Event move and eliminated him. Fex's velociraptor cardinals swarmed and killed him. (*The Colossal Tussle*)
Bitch Doctor

Spoiler warning!*This page contains significant spoilers for large events in the CBW series. If you haven't watched the series yet, turn back now.***Bitch Doctor** was one of City British Wrestling's resident medical staff, alongside Fight Nurse.

## Appearance

She was a tall blonde woman in a lab coat and glasses. She often carried a clipboard with a pen and a stethoscope.

## Biography

After a particularly gruelling match, Tony the Milkman lay in a hospital bed, being attended to by her and Fight Nurse. She told him as well as Kid Flippz and Doris that if Tony tried to wrestle again, he may die. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

When Kid was killed by a falling lantern loosened by Jurgen Flopp at Friday Night Lightning, Bitch Doctor and her medics stormed into the ring and took him away. She told Tony that she was sorry for his loss. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

Bitch Doctor was seen taking notes on a clipboard when Albert Hall was in hospital. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

When Jurgen snapped Fred the Postman's neck, she and Fight Nurse came with a stretcher. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

Upon the death of Tony the Milkman, she and Fight Nurse burst down the ramp. They carried him out of the ring on a stretcher. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)
Regal Wrangle

Disambiguation page for Regal WrangleThe following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.
**Regal Wrangle** may refer to:

* The Regal Wrangle (episode), the third episode of series 1 of City British Wrestling
* Regal Wrangle (event), the in-world City British Wrestling event
Russia

**Russia** was a country that was partially in Europe.

Though she was from miscellaneous Eastern Europe, Valentina Ihavonich emerged from a Russian nesting doll and returned to it at the end of her fight in the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

Alexei Tetris and his robot the Kremlin Krusader were from Russia, as well as his smaller Russian Doll robots Hammer, Sickle and the Red Star. The Krusader had a signature move, the Side American Leg Sweep, as Russia did not allow moves to be named after itself. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Shaman

The **shaman** was a small old man who lived in a tent in the middle of the deserts of Chester. He smoked a fancy mahogany pipe, and was entirely clean shaven aside from a handlebar moustache.

## Biography

Dr Head Shruckner referred Golden Joe and Silver Bro to go to the shaman's tent in an attempt to heal their zouls. He made them eat a powerful hallucinogenic and instructed them to walk to opposite sides of the sand wastes where their demons would meet them. The drug caused the two to hallucinate that they were fighting faceless humanoid sand figures, when they were actually fighting each other. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

Two years later, Joe said he'd done some work on himself and used the shaman for help. (*A Regal Engagement*)
Dr Head Shruckner

**Dr Head Shruckner** was a family therapist that worked with City British Wrestling.

## Appearance

He was a small man in a two-piece tweed suit. He was mostly bald except for little wisps of white hair around the back of his crown, and a little neat goatee. He smoked a pipe, and had a European accent.

## Biography

Head did some therapy for Golden Joe and Silver Bro as Joe believed Bro was jealous of him and that there was tension. Joe criticised Bro's use of the Silver Spooner in their last match, saying that it took all of the attention away from Joe. Head encouraged radical candor, but this did not reveal anything and so he told them to visit a shaman to heal their souls. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)
Detective Hank 'The Hammer' Hankamer

Spoiler warning!*This page contains significant spoilers for large events in the CBW series. If you haven't watched the series yet, turn back now.***Detective Hank 'The Hammer' Hankamer** was a detective in the CBPD at City British Wrestling. He often smoked cigarettes, taking particularly long drags from them.

Hank had an office which he also used as an interrogation room. In it was a steel table bolted to the floor, a steel chair and a double-sided mirror.

## Appearance

He was a lantern-jawed, dark-browed, weatherbeaten looking man. He wore a two-piece cheap brown suit and a black tie, as well as a trenchcoat and a subtle trilby.

## Biography

Hank once interrogated Jurgen Flopp in his office after the man had murdered Kid Flippz. Hank accused Jurgen of not showing grief, having become enured to death. He questioned Flopp on what happened that day, particularly his appearance holding a spanner after the lamp had fallen from the ceiling. He also asked about his relationship with Tony, discovering that they had a long history. Hank was disgusted that Jurgen thought his power would let him do whatever he wanted, and told Jurgen to leave but that he'd be seeing him soon. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

## Behind the scenes

Hank was named after a patron of the original No Rolls Barred Patreon who had backed a tier that had allowed him to do so. He had backed it two years earlier during series 1, but the promise was followed through two years later.
CBW

**CBW** is the blanket term for all episodes of partsFUNknown's wrestling roleplay series.

It is a multi-use acronym that is used to denote the main series (City British Wrestling) as well as the various one-shot episodes that were recorded over Zoom in 2020. These one-shots included:

* Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars,
* Welcome to Colorado Buckshot Wrestling,
* Welcome to Comic Book Warriors,
* Welcome to Classroom Brawler Wrestling,
* Welcome to Cruel Britannia Wrestling, and
* Crisis Between Worlds.

The official name for the series was 'No Rolls Barred' until Adam Blampied began a board game YouTube channel and renamed it 'No Rolls Barred' as an homage to the roleplay series in January 2021.
Hollywood

**Hollywood** was a place in America.

Over the course of City British Wrestling's two-year hiatus, Joe moved to Hollywood, which he later said "didn't work out that much." There, he starred in six of the seven movies in *The Dog Walker* franchise. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*) At his assault trial, Platinum Pete said Joe was a coward for running to Hollywood. (*Wrestlers' Court*)
Firewall

**Firewall** was a mech in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion, described as a short, squat robot with wheels and flamethrowers.

> Time to burn some data!
>
> Firewall, Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars

## Biography

In The Fork's 86th match, it tore off one of the oil pipes in its arm, causing **Firewall**'s flamethrowers to backfire. Firewall melted into a pile of slag and circuits. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Steve (The Colossal Tussle II)

**Steve** was a friend of Sob Ross. He was killed in a terrible gardening accident, but the police didn't know what happened. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

Sob Ross talked about the incident to Rick Thunder, causing him to almost back over the ropes at the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)
Calcium Chompion

Spoiler warning!*This page contains significant spoilers for large events in the CBW series. If you haven't watched the series yet, turn back now.*   The **Calcium Chompion** was a title in the City British Wrestling promotion. Being Chompion meant having the milk distribution rights in the UK, and thus the title was highly sought after by those in the milk business, particularly the MooCoo Corporation. A match for the title was held at the Colossal Tussle every 18 years.

One Chompionship match was held between Tony the Milkman and Jurgen Flopp at the Colossal Tussle 18 years before some time in the 90s. It was won by Tony after Jurgen tapped out under a Full Churn move. Tony said to Jurgen that if he came back to CBW after eighteen years, "the Chomp is here." (*A Regal Engagement*) Doris was waiting in the stands and showed Tony his son, Kid Flippz. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

18 years later, Jurgen returned for a rematch with Tony, who had come out of retirement. Tony was seemingly energised during the match by drinking a bottle of milk he had kept for 18 years, and managed to force Jurgen to tap out and confess to killing Kid. Tony then collapsed on the mat and passed away. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)
Reading

**Reading** was a county in the United Kingdom.

Golden Joe, Silver Bro, Platinum Pete and Titanium Tina were from Little Glittering in Reading. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*, *The Regal Wrangle*, *Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

Whipsford was another place in Reading, from where The Denimatrix hailed. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*)
Millionaire Fund Robot

The **Millionaire Fund Robot** was a mech piloted by Archie Incorporated in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion. It was themed around being a gentleman robot, and often came into conflict with Piston Fairmont's Billionaire Playbot despite not having the advantage of an F chip.

## Appearance

It was a shining chrome robot whose chassis resembled an Armani suit. It had neat lapels, a double-breasted blazer and shiny gloves. It wore a tiny and thin curled moustache made of steel wire. It had balls.

## Biography

The Robot stormed into its match against Piston Fairmont's Billionaire Playbot stiffly and formally. The Playbot punched the Robot as the bell buzzed, misshaping its moustache. The Playbot offered it a handshake which was betrayed. The Robot grabbed the Playbot's ankles and swung it around by its waist, to which the Playbot responded by uncorking the Chateau Le Fist 1869. The Robot was kicked in its balls and used the Privelidged Piledriver to sever the wires around its neck. The Robot began to drop to its knees as the Playbot filled it with molten palladium. In the belief that the Robot was inferior technology, Piston enacted the Murder and Acquisition, ripping the Robot apart. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
City British Champion

The **City British Champion**, also referred to as the **City British Wrestling Champion**, was the title awarded to the winner of the CBW Championship match at the yearly Colossal Tussle.

There have been four known City British Champions. Platinum Pete was an early champion. Champions in the 1990s were Apex, followed by The Denimatrix (who held onto the title for two years due to a hiatus), and then Mable Syrup. Apex, in particular, held the title for just short of 1000 days straight. Mable's win resulted in the combination of her Canadian Battle Champion title with the British one, merging them into a single title.

Being Champion comes with several responsibilites and expectations. For example, at the funeral of Kid Flippz, The Denimatrix had to speak first. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

## Hall of Fame

This gallery depicts all City British Champions for which there are images available.

**The Denimatrix**
 (*The Colossal Tussle*)**Mable Syrup**
 (*The Colossal Tussle II*)
Chester

**Chester** was a city in the United Kingdom.

Chester had a colloseum, in which an episode of Sunday Night Lightning was held in. During the event, Golden Joe and Silver Bro trekked through the sand wastes of Chester to find a shaman in a tent. He gave them a powerful hallucinogenic drug that caused them to believe they were fighting faceless humanoid sand figures in the desert. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)
Quintessential Crack Master

## Overview

Steven Steven, otherwise known as the "Quintessential Crack Master" ["Quints M"; "C-Town"; "Big Guy"] is a Romanian drug dealer, disguised as a poet. Steven grew up in a Romanian hood, with his biggest inspiration in life being Doggy Drizzelnut, the famous American drug dealer. This helped him find his path in life, and is the biggest reason for Steven's current successes in the drug business. His 'official' profession is that of a poet, and one that never fails to enlighten people's minds and views. He's a humble guy, saying he just does this 'poet shit' on a whim, and that he doesn't really put much thought and work into it, but the public denies those claims. Some of his most famous pieces of literature are the critically-acclaimed "Pénis", "Società", "I just railed my mom". Steven's underground name is "Quintessential Crack Master", and for a good reason. He is currently the second biggest drug dealer in the world, right behind the one and only Doggy. The Crack Master is a smooth operator when it comes to his business, as he himself says that 'the dope never slides'. Steven is also 8'0, which makes him the tallest human in the world at the moment.

## Crimes

Steven Steven has committed plenty of crimes, most of which have been overlooked after several pleasurable sexual experiences towards the judge and other officials.

* Calling Elon Musk unfunny on Twitter
* Listening to National Socialist Black Metal during a President Election
* Overcharging GoofyAhhCroissant after a haircut
* Stealing Zamwan's Independence Documents
* Masturbating during Chick-fill-A's 70th Anniversary
* Arson

## Appearances

* 'Becoming a Successful Entrepreneur' Movie
* Midwest Furfest Convention
* Steven Universe Episode နှစ်ဆယ့်ငါး
* Guy Fieri's 'Minute to Win It' Show
* Streamsniping Chad Chiselnut in CS:GO (2016)
Dani

**Dani** was a wrestler and student of the University of Kent who piloted The Fork in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion. She had a workshop for her to work on her mech, and had an enemy in Mass Maxwell.

## Appearance

Dani had bulging muscles. She wore jeans and a white vest with a corduroy shirt that would be considered smart if they were not worn down.

## Biography

In her workshop, she was seen working on the Fork as several screens showed some of its 99 consecutive victories, against Dogmatic, Transfarmer, Netcracker, Screenshot, Firewall and Bytemare.

Later, she piloted the Fork against Fourwarning for their 100th consecutive win, according to the Quantum Computer. She said she didn't give a Fork about any wrestler aside from Mass Maxwell. The Computer said that if the Fork won, it would be granted a chance in the ring with Mass. During the match, Fourwarning pulled on the Fork's arms, from which Dani could see the damage on her screen. She eventually defeated Fourwarning with the Fork's electric saw. The "99" on the Futuretron burst into a "100", before the Quantum Computer congratulated Dani who had won a chance against Mass. She got the Fork to make a "#" shape with its fingers. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
4Pac

Forpac Lobster Shaqeer (born 14th September 1996) also known by his stage name 4pac is one of the best selling and most critically acclaimed rappers in the whole world. Forpac was born in the small city Los Angeleles which is located west of Bakersfield and after moving to LBC at the age of 16 he began his music career along with fellow rappers and friends Deez Nutz, Lil PP, and Manic. At the age 21 went to South Central where he met multi-careerists Mr. Wang and Smokey Sizzlenut with which he would go on to release the best albums of his career. As of ~~redacted~~ he has sold over 69 million records in the USA and over 120 million worldwide

## Early Life

Born into a poor family on the 14th of September 1996 in the Sewers' Hospital, Forpac's mother Detrishiwana wanted to name him Jamal but since his three older brothers were all named Jamal and his sister Jamalina, his mother decided to name him Forpac (him being the fourth boy in the Shaqoor family). At 1 and a half little Forpac one day suddenly woke up and said his first words ,,thug life, nigha'' and ever since that day his brother Jamal said that he would be a rappa, with Jamal disagreeing with his brother saying that he would be a poet. At 16 years old Forpac and his family moved to Long Beach City where he went to "GnJ Public High School". At the school he met his friends and future fellow rappers Deez Nutz, Lil PP, and Manic. there he began his musical career initially going by the rap name Big Paqueely (short from Big Pacquille O'Neal) but changed it a few months later because he forgot what it was.

## Music Career

4pac made his rap debut at 17 years old as features on songs from his friend Deez Nutz' debut album 420lb And Rising. Later he and his friends founded a group called KKK (Konfidence, Kombat n Koniaq). KKK with production from friend Lil PP released their debut, Burn Em', almost exactly a year after 420lb And Rising but unlike that album Burn Em' gathered commercial success and went Gold. Later that same year the KKK debut got to the hands of one of the founders of LSD Rap, Rice Cube. After hearing the record he offered KKK to join his label RCR (Rice Captiol Records) where the group recorded their second studio album, Alabaman and also 4pac recorded his debut 4pacsicle Later which he would release 3 months after Alabaman. Alabaman went 2x Platinum, while 4pacsicle Later was certified only Gold, but was better critically reviewed. After the release of his sophmore album No More Nutz, Deez Nutz died of a deep-fried chicken nuggets overdose. Around the same time Lil PP and 4pac and Manic got in to a fight related to Deez Nutz's death. Lil PP left KKK and went to live in Mongolia after the fight and with that the group KKK was disbanded.

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Colossal Tussle

Disambiguation page for Colossal TussleThe following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.
**Colossal Tussle** may refer to:

* The Colossal Tussle (episode), the fifth and final episode of series 1 of City British Wrestling
* The Colossal Tussle II, the fifth and final episode of series 2 of City British Wrestling
* Colossal Tussle (event), the in-world City British Wrestling promotion event
Steve (A Regal Engagement)

**Steve** was a horse owned by Golden Joe.

## Biography

Golden Joe first showed off Steve upon his entrance to a City British Wrestling Regal Wrangle match. He had been practicing horse riding over the past week as he had humiliated himself while trying to ride Stable Stirrup and The Denimatrix's Gimpacorn the previous week. After Joe was eliminated, he rode out on Steve wearing both Tag Team Champion title belts. (*A Regal Engagement*)
Welcome to Classroom Brawler Wrestling - Part 1

### Roster

Amelia Dramika • Paul Monitor • Rita Hexbook • Oz Bolton • Rick Thunder • Felicity Flash Vance • E.M.O • Mary Jane • Steelberg • Chip & Bard • Chad Hardler

### Other people

Danger Zone • Paulie Tick • Jimmy the Lock

### Series

Classroom Brawler Wrestling (one-shot)

**Welcome to Classroom Brawler Wrestling - Part 1** is the fourth one-shot episode of CBW, and the first of the two Classroom Brawler Wrestling episodes. It is set in a high school.
Red Star

The **Red Star** was a mech piloted by Alexei Tetris in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion. It lived inside the Kremlin Krusader's chest as a Russian Doll, being the smallest of the three inside both Hammer and Sickle.

## Biography

In his surprise match against Piston Fairmont's Billionaire Playbot, Alexei Tetris released the Russian Dolls from the Kremlin Krusader. They executed the Taptris, with the Red Star rolling up and down one of the Playbot's legs. It was taken under the arena after the match by the Quantum Computer.

It entered alongside the Krusader and other Russian Dolls to their rematch against the Playbot some time later, before returning to the Krusader's chest. During the match, the Playbot ripped the Krusader's chest apart and crushed all three Russian Dolls with its manicured hands. With a pop, crackle and high pitched squeak, the robots were compacted into a misshapen ball. They were later sealed in palladium following the Playbot's Wealthbrat move. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

## Signature moves

* **Russian Dolls** - Hammer emerged from the Kremlin Crusader and then released Sickle and the Red Star.
* **Taptris** - The Russian Dolls and the Krusader pulled on its opponent's limbs as a submission move.
Valentina Ihavonich

Art by Joenell Luma

**Valentina Ihavonich** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. She was a small woman from miscellaneous Eastern Europe who was much older than she looked.

## Appearance

She appeared to be around 85 years old and was small. She wore a little shawl around her head, tied in a bow, and she carried borscht in her pockets.

## Biography

   Valentina was chased by dogs for the first fifteen years of her life, causing her to appear elderly. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

At the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale, Valentina emerged from the middle of an enormous Russian nesting doll with borscht in her pockets and tied her shawl over her head.

During the match, Rick Thunder charged Pontisaurus Fex towards Valentina, using a bit on the back of the dinosaur's neck to control him, and chomped down. She slowly removed the jaws, let them snap shut, and stroked Fex to console him. She then climbed up him to put Rick in the Boston Crabergé Egg on his back before attempting to flip Rick out of the ring. Later, when Sob Ross toppled Fex, she fell off too.

She came back down for Sob with a Perestriker, which didn't land. Sob told Valentina about his children being bullied. Valentina did a dropkick on him. He German suplexed her but she bounced on the ropes and did a big punch. Sob's tales of sadness almost pushed her over the ropes, but she used the sadness to fuel her anger and went for a spear, not caring if they both went over. She eliminated Sob in this way.

When they were the only two left, she and The Phlegm Fatale took part in some small talk about borscht. Phlegm attempted to wrap her in mucus and leave her to dry until it was crusty and hard, but she used the hot borscht in her pockets to escape. She hit Phlegm with a flying clothesline. Phlegm told Valentina that she was late for bingo, which almost convinced her. After some back-and-forth, Valentina told Phlegm to "just go"; Phlegm was convinced by the argument and left the ring, eliminated. Valentina gave a small bow before jumping back into her nesting doll, bowing again, and leaving. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Signature moves

* **Boston Crabergé Egg** - A Boston crab.
* **Perestriker**
* **Sputnik** - A dropkick with the intention to hit her opponent out of the ring
* **Ivan the Terrible** - a poke in the eyes.
Kent

**Kent** was a county in the United Kingdom.

Christian Outrage, a wrestler who was in the City British Wrestling promotion in the 1990s, hailed from Fury Road in Kent. (*Kid Flippz Vs The Milkman*)

Dani also came from Kent, where she was a student at its university in the year 3000 AD. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Cruel Hewel Hollywell

**Cruel Hewel Hollywell** was a talent scout for City British Wrestling.

## Appearance

He was very tall and quite lean. His head was completely shaved and he had scars and cauliflower ear, as well as bruises and missing teeth. He wore a smart blazer when not wrestling.

## Biography

During try outs for the City British Wrestling promotion, he surveyed many technical wrestlers. When The Denimatrix tried out, he was very frustrated. She tried to crack his pencil and piece of paper out of his hand with her whip; he caught it, but blood leaked from his palm. He got up and ripped his blazer off, but shook her hand. He gave her a chance at the tryout, which began her CBW career. (*The Regal Wrangle*)
Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale

The **Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale** was a match that occured at the start of the yearly Colossal Tussle. It often involved some of the more strange wrestlers in City British Wrestling. It was held in memory of the legendary Colossal Russell.

Each year, the contestants fought for a life-size replica statue of Russell that was suspended above the ring as they fought. Some matches began with a short moment of silence.

For one year, the contestants were Cudge Mulligan, Grout, The Spyderman, Dragon Mask IV Dark, and Pontisaurus Fex. Pontisaurus won the Russell replica and most of the other fighters were mauled to death by his velociraptor cardinals. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

Two years later, Pontisaurus Fex fought to retain the title against Sob Ross, Bob Villain, Rick Thunder, The Phlegm Fatale, and Valentina Ihavonich. Valentina won the match. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)
Geezer

**Geezer** was part of The Cockney Knockers tag team with his beloved wife, The Pearly Queen. He was a wrestler known for being very British.

## Appearance

He was a short, lean, thickly muscled, bald, gold-toothed, boot and trouser wearing bruiser. He spoke in a heavy cockney accent.

## Biography

### Fighting Tony the Milkman

When Tony the Milkman was still young, he wrestled Geezer in an event named Carry On Carnage. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

### Fighting The Precious Metals

The Cockney Knockers (he and The Pearly Queen) went up against The Precious Metals (Golden Joe and Silver Bro) in a tag team match to fight for a place in the Tag Team Championship match at the Colossal Tussle.

After doing well punching and avoiding Geezer, Golden Joe performed his Golden Shower, leading Geezer to tag in The Pearly Queen. After Joe hit the Queen with a Joeline, she tagged Geezer in again but Joe hit him instantly with a drop kick. Joe made a hot tag on Bro who did the Silver Spooner on Geezer while Joe performed the Rock Solid. Geezer collapsed from exhaustion, which caused The Cockney Knockers to lose. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*)
Steve

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**Steve** may refer to:

* Steve (A Regal Engagement), a horse owned by Golden Joe
* Steve (The Colossal Tussle II), a deceased friend of Sob Ross.
City British Wrestling

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**City British Wrestling** (**CBW**) may refer to:

* City British Wrestling (series), the main series of CBW
* City British Wrestling (promotion), the in-world wrestling promotion
Regal Wrangle (event)

The **Regal Wrangle** was a yearly event managed by City British Wrestling, legally distinct from the WWE's Royal Rumble. It was a 10-man over-the-top-rope elimination battle royale match. The whole arena was usually decked out with red velvet and ermine for the Wrangle, the only time that this theme was rolled out.

In an episode of Sunday Night Lightning, QC allowed The Denimatrix to rejoin City British Wrestling after she had been fired the week before, but only if she wrestled a ladder match that day and then competed in that year's Regal Wrangle. When she won the ladder match, he revealed that she would be entering the Regal Wrangle first; a huge disadvantage. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

One Regal Wrangle's roster was The Denimatrix, QC, Tony the Milkman, Valhalla Kadabra, Kid Flippz, Girder, Silver Bro, Pylon, Golden Joe, and King John. The winner, who turned out to be The Denimatrix, recieved a championship title shot at that year's Colossal Tussle. The event also led to the second hospitalization of Tony the Milkman. (*The Regal Wrangle*)

After a two-year hiatus, the Wrangle returned featuring Jurgen Flopp, Ralph the Magician, Mable Syrup, Fats Bonebreaker, Golden Joe, Tony the Milkman and Fred the Postman, Silver Bro, Duke Spookem, The Denimatrix to defend her title, QC and King John. The winner was Mable Syrup, who was at the time Canadian Battle Champion and would go on to be City British Champion. (*A Regal Engagement*)
Tag Team Champion

The **Tag Team Champion** was a title awarded to the winners of the City British Wrestling Tag Team Championship match at the promotion's yearly Colossal Tussle.

There have been two known tag team champions; The Constructi-Bombs, who were succeeded by The Precious Metals. The latter promptly split up as a tag team when Golden Joe attacked his father with the tag team championship title belt.
Welcome to Colorado Buckshot Wrestling

### Roster

Boy Cow • Sir Loin • Flank • Chateau Brian • Rump • Mayor Quentin Cash • Mad Dog McCree • No Teeth Terry • No Ears Earl • No Nose Noel • No Arms Andy • Just Fine Justin • Auntie Earwig • Grizzly bear • The Man with No Name & Horsey • Mystery Man • Quick Draw & Red Mare • Deus Tex Machina • The Reverend Coal Fire

### Other people

Colorado Buckshot Wrestling announcer • Doctor Sawbones

### Series

Colorado Buckshot Wrestling (one-shot)

**Welcome to Colorado Buckshot Wrestling** is the second one-shot episode of CBW. It is set in the old West.
Sullivan Beau Brown

Spoiler warning!*This page contains significant spoilers for large events in the CBW series. If you haven't watched the series yet, turn back now.*

## Sullivan Beau Brown

### Characters

Jurgen Flopp • Valentina Ihavonich

**Sullivan Beau Brown** is a member of City British Wrestling's cast. The main wrestler he plays is Jurgen Flopp.

Sully is the first cast member to ever replace another, as he replaced Adam Blampied upon Kid Flippz's death. He is also the only cast member to make a surprise entrance.
Funky Frizzlenut

## **Overview**

Funky Frizzlenut is a professional rapper and cousin of Smokey Sizzlenut. He is the shortest character in the Nuttyverse.

## **Features**

Funky went through a face mutation after the intake of sketchy drugs imported from South Carolina. He is buck-toothed, bald-headed and has the eyesight of a rhinoceros.

## **Rap Career**

Funky's rap career has been a huge success since he started in 1999. He has collaborated with many other artists, such as Mr. Wang and 4Pac. Throughout his career, Funky has released many hit singles, such as *Turi Ip Ip Ip*, *Goofy Ahh Times* and *Why did my father leave me?.*

His debut album, *Funkyverse*, has been awarded 3 Diamond certifications and 11 Platinum, along with being received outstanding reviews from critics. Funky's follow-up album, *Life in Dripston*, was even more positively rated, this time receiving 5 Diamond certifications and 19 Platinum.

## **Crimes**

Funky Frizzlenut has committed many ghastly crimes which have all been referenced to in his raps, including:

* Performing the popular 'Whip and Nae Nae' in front of the world's 195 dictators
* Seducing Obama and sleeping with him
* Drug trafficking
* Flashing his ding-dong in public
* Eating from McDonald's twice in a single day
* Pissing in the middle of the highway
* Overthrowing the prime minister of the UK, Boris Johnson
* Bombing a local KFC

## **Appearances**

Similar to the other members of the Nut family, Funky has not been seen many times, but here are some times he has been:

* The College *Dripston*, where he went unnoticed for the entire duration he studied there (4 years)
Handsome Horse Helmsley

**Handsome Horse Helmsley**, also known as **Triple H**, was a brilliant black stallion owned by Tony the Cowboy in the mid-60s.

## Biography

When Tony the Milkman and Albert Hall had a match against each other, Tony appeared on Triple H in the rafters, and rode him down into the ring. When Tony tied a lasso around Albert's legs, he tried to throw the end of the lasso to Triple H, but lost his grip on Albert and the Brit broke free. Later, when Tony whistled for his Cowordinated Effort move, Triple H led three cows to the ring to form a stack so Tony could get on top and perform a Lonestar Shooting Press and win. Tony got onto Helmsley and rode out of the ring into a fake sunset. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

## Behind the Scenes

The name "Handsome Horse Helmsley" is of course a pun on the real Triple H's early ringname, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
The Tall Father

**The Tall Father** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion.

He was a huge bowling ball of a wrestler, with a handsome face and platinum blond hair. He wore a white singlet.

In his early days of being a milkman, Tony the Milkman wrestled The Tall Father. A poster was made for the occasion that said "Can Tony Topple The Tall Father?". (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)
Quotidian Pain

**Quotidian Pain** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion who was formerly part of Canadian Battle Wrestling before its dissolution. He was a sadistic French-Canadian baker, known for his bakery puns. He was previously married to Mable Syrup for a short time, but later became her wrestling rival.

> Ah! I see you are skilled in the tart of war!
>
> Quotidian Pain, Wrestlers' Court

## Appearance

He wore a baker's apron and a chef's hat. He was often covered in flour and held a basket of baked goods covered by a gingham blanket.

## Biography

When Mable Syrup was signed to City British Wrestling, a journalist asked her how she felt about leaving behind her long-standing rivalry with Quotidian. She said she was happy the feud was in the past. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

Quotidian appeared before Mable once again at Friday Night Lightning, with The Denimatrix as a special guest referee. He came down the ramp with his hamper of baked goods and offered a pastry to Mable. She threw it away but later held out a hand to him; he tried to crush it instead. She slapped his face with a glove, smashed Denim's head into his, then attempted the Pancake Stack. She hit him over the head with his own breadstick, upsetting him. She said he was annoying and expressed dissapointment that they used to be married. She eventually pinned him with support from Denim and he lost. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

## Signature moves

* **Kneading Frenzy** - A series of consecutive punches, each followed by a push as if he were kneading pain into his opponent's bones.
* **Glaze of Glory** - Quotidian's coup de grâce when his opponent is still standing.

## Behind the scenes

The French phrase "Le Pain Quotidien" means "the daily bread" in English.
The Prosecutioner

**The Prosecutioner** was a justice-dealing wrestler at City British Wrestling.

> The Prosecutioner, Wrestlers' Court

## Appearance

The Prosecutioner was a giant of a wrestler that looked as if he were sculpted out of marble. He had big, mean-looking hands. He wore heavy black cloth trousers, heavy boots, and a black hood to cover his face. He also wore a rope noose around his neck that had been torn off.

## Biography

The Prosecutioner was counselor for the prosecution at the trial of Golden Joe. He entered to the sound of bells, and Joe offered him a tag team title which he refused. When the trial did not come to a conclusion, QC scheduled a judge match with Joe and counselor for the defense Silver Bro against the Prosecutioner in one hour's time.

During the handicap match, Joe American Pie 2 bell-and-bandcamped himself on him, and he stepped on Joe. When Joe offered some Dick Power Chewies to the judge to try, the shiny wrapper glinted off the light and distracted him. He caught Joe mid-way through his Rock Solid finisher and readied him for the Final Prosecution finisher. Bro kicked him the back of the head, but he brushed Bro to the side like a fly. The Prosecutioner finished Joe off with his noose, dropped him, and left the ring. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

## Signature moves

* **Final Prosecution** - His finisher submission move, involving tightening a noose around his opponent's neck and hoisting them up until they tapped out.
City British Wrestling: The Official Podcast Feed

**City British Wrestling: The Official Podcast Feed** was the podcast version of the City British Wrestling series, available on Spotify.

The podcast included an extra fifteen-minute Q&A section for fans for the first four episodes of City British Wrestling series 1. It stopped being uploaded after the one-shot episodes.
Fats Bonebreaker

**Fats Bonebreaker** was a wrestler at City British Wrestling.

## Appearance

He was a seven-and-a-half-foot tall brick of muscle with a skeleton tatoed on his arms and torso. His head was completely clean shaven.

## Biography

He fought Jurgen Flopp and Mable Syrup during the Regal Wrangle, managing to stay in the ring for a large section of the match. He entered in a giant ribcage and wrapped Mable up in his Spine of the Times bear hug, then later crept up and gave her his Absolutely Fibulous move. When Fats tried to powerbomb Jurgen, the German tore his eyebrows off. Blinded with eyebrow pain, Fats executed his Skelecopter move. He went for a Lumbarjack suplex on Mable after she went after him once more. Jurgen twisted his nose with his wrench and caused significant damage. When The Denimatrix entered, she tossed him out of the ring. Some of his nose blood landed on her face. (*A Regal Engagement*)

## Signature moves

* **Spine of the Times** - A backbreaker bear hug.
* **Absolutely Fibulous** - A kick in the knee.
* **It's Bonely at the Top** - A powerbomb.
* **Skelecopter** - A desperate two-arm spinning clothesline.
* **Lumbarjack** - A suplex.
The Fork

**The Fork** was a mech piloted by Dani in the Cyber Battle Wars promotion.

## Appearance

The Fork had a chunky canary yellow body and purple kneecaps, with a giant yellow and purple head. It had two forklift-like fingers and a coverable circular saw on its back.

## Biography

The Fork won 99 consecutive matches at Cyber Battle Wars. In its very first match, it destroyed Dogmatic by pulling it apart. It defeated Transfarmer, Netcracker, Screenshot, Firewall and Bytemare using diverse methods in its 23rd, 57th, 74th, 86th and 99th matches respectively. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

For its 100th victory, the Fork had to fight Fourwarning. It had an entrance involving a giant robot dinner lady trying to find a fork who then tipped the cutlery draw over. The Quantum Computer said that if it won the match, it would be awarded a chance against the immortal Mass Maxwell. During the fight, it almost ripped off one of its opponent's arms, but its own arms were pulled, damaging its wires. Dani turned on its electric saw and cut straight through Fourwarning's chest and head, before doubling its RPM and doing further damage. Fourwarning shut down and the Fork was granted its win and chance against Mass. It made a "#" shape with its fork fingers. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)
Danger Zone

**Danger Zone** was a sentient shapesifting jet that was a companion to Rick Thunder. Thunder tended to command Danger Zone like a Pokémon.

> BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP.
>
> Danger Zone, Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars

## Appearance

It had several forms, but was mostly seen as a big jet.

## Biography

### Bermuda Triangle incident

When Rick Thunder, Danger Zone and Tim Quick were pursuing Red Scare to the Bermuda Triangle while trying to protect 90s America, they flew into a spacetime anomaly and were transported to the year 3000. Stuck in the future and out of time, Rick and Danger Zone had to wrestle to find a way back home. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

### Fighting Mass Maxwell

One of its wrestling matches, which it needed to win to get enough money to persuade Piston Fairmont to help, was against Mass Maxwell. In the overseeing area of the arena behind some glass, Rick would command Danger Zone like a Pokémon. Mass asked what Rick would do when mass panic runs wild on him, and said he would beat Danger Zone into the ground.

> We need to get back home, and we're going through you to do it.
>
> Rick Thunder (through Danger Zone), Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars

In the match, Danger Zone was clotheslined by Mass twice, but jumped over the third and prepared to descend with a finishing Danger Zone dragon phoenix 1080 splash. However, electric sparks appeared all over the jet and a quantum wave appeared, pulling its joystick back and making it pull up, flipping upside down and landing on the mat. Mass performed a Nuclear Fusion leg drop with pyrotechnics, and pinned Danger Zone, causing it to lose.

Mass whispered to Danger Zone, telling it to stop him from becoming himself, if it managed to go back in time. It told Rick this and took off, a strange pulse of deep purple and orange plasma emanating from its engine. (*Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars*)

## Signature moves

* **Danger Zone** - A finishing dragon phoenix 1080 splash.
Sargeant Beaver Bark

**Sargeant Beaver Bark** (**SBB**) was a husky owned by Mable Syrup. He could talk.

## Biography

When Mable entered the ring to answer children's questions for the "Be a Champion" program, SBB stood like a horse while Stable Stirrup sat like a dog. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

While cutting a promo for the Regal Wrangle, Mable referred to SBB as her "lone wolf," helping her not to be lonely. In the actual Wrangle, SBB got Jurgen Flopp by the throat, chased Duke Spookem around the ring, and walked with Mable when she won. (*A Regal Engagement*)

SBB appeared with Stable Stirrup at Mable's fight with Quotidian Pain, but heard her speak in her true British accent. The pair looked at her as if they did not recognise her and walked away from the ring, seemingly forever. (*Wrestlers' Court*)
Fairmont Robotics

**Fairmont Robotics** was a company founded by Piston Fairmont's father. The company initially made use of his invention of the F chip to transcend to a new, cleaner, cyber world. However, when Piston Fairmont took over he used it to make robots fight, leading to the creation of the Cyber Battle Wars robot wrestling promotion. The company dealt with Incorporated Incorporated.

> Life isn't fair. Life is Fairmont.
>
> Fairmont Robotics' motto, Welcome to Cyber Battle Wars