Session 48-B: RSVP

## Key Plot Developments

Glyn, Ms. Anna, and Suortin are on the Infinite Battlefield. Rule-of-Three has a large sack of soul coins. The party intends to pursue Pyrite and gather more goblin souls.

When ROT plucks a screaming, weakened soul from the ground, Glyn realizes there’s a loophole in the devil’s bargain Graz’zt made--they don’t need to provide the devils with top-shelf souls if they can just harvest wizened, weakened ones and keep the strongest goblins for themselves. Graz’zt, contacted via sending, loves this idea.

Glyn uses a fiendish mage hand to grab at husks. They fish for weak souls; Anna uses his crystals to mint each coin so it appears more valuable. ROT collects souls like it’s Mario Party. Soon, they have all the souls they need for their lord.

But as luck would have it, there’s a wayward soul watching on: Drigglezub’s. The goblin waif has been scavenging in the afterlife. She’s confused by the spectacle but comforted by a fiendish Glyn, who convinces her that he’s saving goblins to earn her favor. Drigglezub no longer recognizes Glyn or sees him as a goblin—he’s more like a guardian spirit to her. Glyn no longer sees Drigglezub as an object of his affection or admiration—she’s more like a child to him. He picks her up the way he wishes someone could have held him when he was scared and alone in the Underdark.

Glyn tells Anna about his plan for Drigglezub: he’ll put her through the same demonic transformation he underwent. They decide to celebrate their success by hosting a party on the Infinite Batlefield. The spirits trapped in Anna’s grove (tormented) arrive. Glyn makes a stage, ROT creates sparks, and they rock out. (Drigglezub wakes up and immediately faints.) It’s totally metal.

Once they’ve had their fill of partying, Glyn goes back to planning on how to lure out Pyrite. He’s going collect all the goblin souls and turn them into his own army--all of them, except for Pyrite. He calls his new clan the Green Hand of Vengeance. Rule of Three and glyn make fun of Pyrite’s name for a bit. Then, they take Drigglezub to be processed.

The group travels back to the Dark Prince. He wants to reward the whole group with whatever requests they want. His boon for Glyn is to help him get back at Grampus and kill all the surface gnomes by teaching Glyn how to get summoned on the material plane. Graz’zt gives Ms. Anna a lower-ranked demon named Kris—a new consort. Rule of Three receives his coveted cock and ball torture.

Glyn asks Graz’zt if he can transition Drigglezub so that she can be an ally and lure the other goblins to their side. Graz’zt thinks about visiting Lady Zariel and gets distracted imagining their…discussions. Glyn also asks after the marilith who told him to come to find her: she can be found in the gladiator pit.

Drigglezub, being primed to transition, is not doing very well in the palace of gluttony. Glyn chats with her a bit about old times and leaves her to seek out Rule of Three. Rule of Three, indulging in fetishism, looks like a bound pig roasting on a spit. He muffles out some instructions on how he can use poisons.

Glyn learns that there are many who are like him—favored of Graz’zt--running around Azzagrat. Most of them are offspring of the Dark Prince. Verin, he thinks, is probably either an offspring of the Dark Prince or his former/current lover.

Glyn seeks out the marilith for his pleasure, wanders around to Grandmother Fortuna, and generally has a good time. Then, Glyn goes to Graz’zt to learn how to be summoned. Apparently, Demogorgon has been rampaging all over the groves in the material plane.

Glyn’s plan is to get someone dumb enough to summon something that is not quite a demon, like Glyn. Unless they know his true name, they can't fully control him. He must kill the summoner once he has reached the material plane.

Glyn steps into the summoning circle and the requests start popping up for demonic intervention. He chooses to impersonate the Destroyer of the Hearth (He Who is NOT Cozy). The summoner is a noble who is probably easy to kill and has a nice house that Glyn can fuck around in. He steps into the circle and ends up in Baldur’s Gate!

## Memorable Quotes

**Rule of Three:** Really ripe for the picking, huh?

* **Rule of Three:** Maybe after this, we hit up a grove?
* **Glyn:** Yeah! I have a pretty good history with groves on the material plane!

* **Rule of Three:** So as you can see, it is an endless sea of screaming husks of souls.
* **Glyn:** Any souls that could be harvested?
* **Rule of Three:** They are not of much use.
* **Glyn**: Well, they’re not of much use to us, but we’re giving 600 of these to the devils…
* **Rule of Three:** Hoooooo, you SNEAKY MAN! Very WELL!
* **Ms. Anna:** You know like, they might be into it!

* **Graz’zt:** Fuck it! I am so high right now, I don’t give a shit. Just do it. It’s fine!
* **Ms. Anna:** You know, me and him, we’re on the same page! You know? I love this for us!
* **Glyn: Yeah!** This way, it''l be more conducive to catching up fast!
* **Ms. Anna:** More conducive to chill, even!
* **Glyn:** Absolutely.

**Glyn’s Mage Hand:** MINE.

* **Glyn:** Lost souls! I call out to you as your shepherd! I am Lord Glyn, a goblin who has surpassed goblins that have existed for centuries! And I offer you the opportunity to escape this fucking hell hole--the opportunity to be granted power. To be safe and comforted. To be the equivalent of what I imagine your tribes would call a chief--under a lord!
* **Ms. Anna:** There’s a seat for each and every one of you at my table! And there's more wine and food and glory than you can literally imagine! Like, I don’t think you’ve known serenity and enthusiasm like you’ll feel with us. There’s nothing I’d like more than to offer that to you!
* **Rule of Three:** Should have brought more coins…

* **Glyn:** Drigglezub?
* **Drigglezub:** Who are you? How do you know my name?
* **Glyn: I**t’s been so long. I’ve been looking for you. I know I look different. It’s me. It’s Glyn.
* **Drigglezub:** What’s going on…
* **Glyn:** I’m here to save goblins. I’m here to do what I couldn’t do in the village.

* **Glyn:** You haven’t seen Spindlelegs or Rotgut because they made it out! They’re out there! They’re alive! We’re trying to get the clan back together.
* **Drigglezub:** The clan’s blood is my blood. So, what do I do? Go into that guy’s bag and then I’m safe?
* **Glyn:** ...No, you can come with me.

* **Glyn:** Can you take this one back without a coin?
* **Rule of Three:** I will warn you, for normal goblins, experiencing our city for the first time could be overwhelming if not put in the right space.
* **Glyn:** We could put her in the right space, right?
* **Rule of Three:** It could be done…this must be a very special goblin for you. Lord Glyn.
* **Glyn:** Yeah. she is.

* **Glyn:** This is Drigglezub. I used to have a big crush on her when I was a kid.
* **Ms. Anna:** That’s literally precious! Hopefully, she’s not hoppin’ in a coin! That can happen.
* **Glyn:** Well, I was thinking, instead of a coin, she can go through something more like I did. So she can be more useful.
* **Ms. Anna:** Oh, I see! She’s a special one. A VIP party guest, is she?

* **Glyn:** You remember Trix, right Ms. Anna?
* **Ms.** Anna: I DO! Yeah, we get along….swell.

* **Ms. Anna:** You know, I’m so proud of you Glyn. you could host your own parties, I would come! I would!
* **Glyn: Y**ou’d be the guest of honor.
* **Ms. Anna:** Oh, stop it! I know I would be, wouldn’t I?

* **Glyn: I** finally got big, right?
* **Zeks and Edsel** (disembodied spirits wracked with pain): Yeeeeah, man, it’s so good!
* **Glyn:** I can’t believe all that stuff when you all died when I got stabbed! But water under the bridge, right? And I think, in a lot of ways at least I feel a lot better after dying, is that the same for you?
* **Zeks and Edsel** (disembodied spirits wracked with pain): Yeeeeah, man, it’s so good!

**Ms. Anna:** Glyn! I just wanna say cheers to our first co-hosting gig!

* **Long Ears:** Lord Glyn, this is fantastic!
* **Glyn:** Who wants to ride Long Ears?!
* **Long Ears**: Alright, cannonball! (He burns in the River Styx.) OH GOD, WHY?
* **Glyn:** Oh, Long Ears! He loves dying! I’ve never met anything that loves dying more than Long Ears.

* **Rule of Three:** Pyrite. That means something in the common tongue, does it not?
* **Glyn:** Yeah. Fake gold. Kinda like what we’re gonna give the devils!

**Rule of Three:** It is probably best that we start her off on a lower level. She seems young and perhaps would not respond so well on the Den of Endless Sin.

* **Graz’zt:** I am so happy to see you all back! I was thinking, how to I make it up to my lovelies? Rule of Three, I know what you like!
* **Rule of Three: Y**es, I am into very strange things!
* **Glyn:** Lucky guy got tied up by some goblins!

* **Graz’zt:** Now, Lord Glyn, I now realize that when I sent you to kill all of the gnolls, you meant gnomes.
* **Glyn:** Yeah. but hey, I had a good time! And fuck gnolls, right?
* **Graz’zt:** Fuck. Gnolls! Except Yeenoghu, he’s a good boi.
* **Glyn:** Of course, right, the best boi.

* **Graz’zt:** How ‘bout I teach you how to get summoned on the material plane by some idiot?
* **Glyn:** That sounds like a blast! I have some old friends that I have to make a reunion with at some point! And of course, all the other lame-ass demon lords to banish!

**Graz’zt: T**his is Kris… we call her that ‘cause of the crystals.

* **Glyn:** Did the contract say anything about the quality of souls, or can we just give them the shitty ones?
* **Graz’zt:** We need to have at least one very powerful soul in there. Aside from that, they don’t give a shit and neither do I.

* **Glyn:** I was wondering. You use poisons, right?
* **Rule of Three**: Ugph ugph ugph.
* **Glyn:** Do you think you could show me how to use poisons?
* **Rule of Three:** Ugph ugphugph Ugph ugph ugph!

* **Glyn:** Thanks! Fulfilled your prophecy!
* **Grandmother** **Fortuna:** That was fast!
* **Glyn:** Hey, what can I say? I’m Lord Glyn! But you probably already knew that!
* **Grandmother Fortuna:** Yeah, we know everything. We’re also in constant pain.

* **Graz’zt:** What does he call himself? Stupid-piece-of-shit-idiot-with-two-heads?
* **Glyn: Y**eah, I think that’s what he called himself.
* **Graz’zt:** That’s the one. Well, Stupid-piece-of-shit-idiot-with-two-heads is rampaging, and I’m not sure why, but it's really overwhelming a lot of groves upon the material plane. So, the Fey are never going to summon us, but others are, so we just have to pay close attention!

**Graz’zt:** Unless they know our true names, they’re not gonna be able to control us. We only have to obey them if they are more charismatic than we are. And none are more charismatic than those in my inner court!

* **Necromancer:** I call upon you, the black goat with a thousand mouths!
* **Noble:** We call upon you, the destroyer of the hearth! He who is... not cozy!
* **Gnome:** We call upon you he who will destroy all demons! Who hates all the other demons, we don’t like ‘em!

**Summoning Assistant:** When you’re up there, have fun there! The material is super chill! People are super weak! They fall apart with like a single claw attack! It's crazy!