recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Experiment 214: Pix

**Warning: Experiment 214 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Takes Bad Pictures**

## Biography

Now here is Experiment best left off the wedding reception; 214 is design-ed to take most unflattering of pictures, and can even modify a person's image in said picture when it comes to shapes. So, for to making example, if Pleakley got flashed by 214's bulb nose, it'd turn his head into a rectangle!

I made 214 from an old tripod and a Kweltikwan Flash Spider, which uses its flash of light to escape enemies. Oddly enough, 214 couldn't make an unflattering photograph of ex-wife, which says mountainous deals, no?

## One True Place

Anyingways, he, along with 17 other Experiments, were activated at old lady's house, and stays there as one of her 'cats'. Of course, to avoid blinding the poor woman, I modified 214 so as to not have a flashbulb feature, and can make better-looking photos for those he considers friends.

He'll also occasionally appear at birthday parties to take pictures of children (thankfully, they're caricatures as assured by Evil Genius Self).

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Jim Cummings
Experiment 621: Chopsuey

**Warning: Experiment 621 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Destruction of Populated Areas**

## Biography

This was supposed to be prototype for 626 in terms of both looks and design; the one problem was calibrating the power he had. Not to mention jealousy of 626's success drove him to first side with Hamsterviel.

## One True Place

Surprisingly, a child was able to bond with 621, and called him after tasty noodle dish. They've been friends ever since, though Jumba is unsure just what became of the two since then.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Frank Welker or Chris Sanders
Experiment 322: Heckler

**Warning: Experiment 322 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Bully. Undermine Enemy Morale With Verbal Abuse**

## Biography

Name speaks for self, no? But for elaborative purposes, 322 was designed to suck out all morale in entire armies by making fun of them. Sounds simple-nay, childish, but you'd be surprise-ed how well it works! This didn't give him many friends, however, and simple to say, he doesn't have many now, either.

## One True Place

However, realizing that without his comedy routine of heckling people, he is alone in world (his words, not Jumba's), he was given new opportunity for to better himself. Now, he works for charity alongside several other Experiments by being part of a dunking booth, encouraging them to aim better by heckling the thrower!

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color**: Red

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Will Sasso or Jason Sudeikis or even Kevin Michael Richardson
Hesitation Tour

**Hesitation Tour** was the third headlining concert tour by American girl group Aura 3, in support of their third studio album *Hesitation*. The tour began on ? 2015 in Lisbon and concluded on ? in Belo Horizonte, comprising 78 concerts. Charles Thoresen (the group's manager and Lucia's father) once again served as the travelling assistant.

## Background and development

The tour was announced in November 2014. Tickets went on sale in early December of that year. Each show started between 6:00 and 8:00 in the evening.

## Orchestras

For the Oceanic shows, known as *A number of symphony orchestras are joining us in Oceania!*, Aura 3 performed each show with a local symphony orchestra.

* (insert date here) in Sydney - Australian Chamber Orchestra
* (insert date here) in Brisbane - Queensland Symphony Orchestra
* (insert date here) in Perth - West Australian Symphony Orchestra
* (insert date here) in Melbourne - Melbourne Symphony Orchestra
* (insert date here) in Auckland - Auckland Philharmonia Orchestra

## Tour dates

Notes
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at Oval Lingotto, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at Simmonscourt Pavilion, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at Forest National, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at Ricoh Coliseum, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at Mariucci Arena, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at Magness Arena, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at Mandalay Bay Events Center, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at Isleta Amphitheater, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at F.G. Clark Center, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at CFE Arena, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.
* The ?, 2015 show was originally set to take place at Perth Arena, but was upgraded to a bigger venue due to high demand.

Cancellations

 ? 2015
 ? 2015
Experiment 586: Tank

**Warning: Experiment 586 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Metal Consumption. The Experiment Becomes Bigger with Everything it Eats**

## Biography

Ah, now here is Experiment that would be Apple and Microsoft's worst nightmare: Experiment 586!

Sole purpose is to devour anything and everything made of metal, and grows bigger with each feast! He was originally created from a bit of evil genius self's DNA with that of the rare ship-devouring parasite called an Engine Gopher, but didn't quite get the claws Jumba was hoping for.

Nonetheless, Jumba immediately set him loose upon the world...only to have him devour his transport off old lab! He'd have eaten whole lab had I not deactivated him immediately after! I then quickly added a failsafe to 586; after he reaches a certain size, he burps, returning to normal size.

## One True Place

When he was unfortunately capture-ed by Gantu, he surprisingly learned meditation, and through such, like with 323 and 303, was able to control his powers. As such, when he was finally rescued, he set to work at local scrapping yard, and along with 608 and 228, has earn-ed a living getting rid of metal and recycling his. How, I hear you ask? Well, before I let him become new member of scrap yard crew, I reprogrammed 586 one final time, so that once he's done eating metal, he spits out raw versions of the materials to be reused by recycling plants across Hawaii.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Frank Welker or John DiMaggio
Experiment 630: Dark End

**Warning: Experiment 630 Activated!**

**Primary Function: End Of All Things**

## Biography

630 is so far the only Experiments not made by me, and made by evil woman with big ears that had Hamsterviel as lackey \*chuckles\*.  He/she (630 waffles, to be honest) is able to mutate into a second form with four arms, two long antennae, and three spikes on his/her back.

However, his/her eyes glow bright purple when doing so, and energy radiates off his/her body. He/she possesses Stitch's abilities of enhanced strength, invulnerability and fighting skills. He/she also possesses other abilities, such as creating faults in the ground, flight, teleportation, purple energy blasts and electricity.

## One True Place

I encapsulated 630 to prevent further destruction, and had Grand Councilwoman keep it in different cell than Hamsterviel, Leroy or any of their lackeys. Except Gantu and Rueben; Jumba felt bad for them being involved in half-baked schemes.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Black (Non-canon, never really had a pod, but if 630 did...)

**Gender:** Male/Female

**Voice Actor:** Roger Craig Smith
Experiment 619: Splodyhead

**Warning: Experiment 619 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Plasma Fire Shooter**

## Biography

Yipe! Sorry for shriek, fellow evil geniuses, Jumba just got 'tease-fired' by today's Experiment: 619. Armed with weapon's grade plasma, this fire-shooting experiment was 3.0 in my attempts to make the perfect fire-spitting experiment similarly to plasma cannon. And oi, did it work!

I finally figured out what I was making with wrong-doing; I had been making the source not as plasma cannon-like, thus forcing the firepower to be not as adequate as the real deal. This, combined with a Kweltikwan Snot Hog proved to do the trickster! Oops, wrong Experiment! \*cackles\* Just a little evil genius joke, there.

Now, the one minor problem with 619 is that he always has had attitude problem, often shooting first and asking questions later. So as you can imagine, when we finally caught up to 619, he had made himself a little fortress out of an old seagull nest, and promptly tried to rain plasma fire upon me, Little Girl, 626, Gantu, 625 and Pleakley! It took our combine-ed efforts to douse his cannon fire and properly rehabilitate him.

## One True Place

Now reformed, he recurringly enjoys working alongside Little Girl and 626; from helping Surfer Boy with Tiki torch lighting, to being part of softball team with 608 and other experiments, to even helping to tame 523 when he was reactivated several captures afterward. Though, to this day, 523 and 619 still have friendly rivalry.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:**Frank Welker or Jason Marsden
Trash can (Shop)

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This is quite unexpecting, but this trash can is special and can kill NPCs easily and this is the only trashcan that you can pick up. The player whacks the target and can die at first hit. It's surprisingly a more powerful type of weapon unlike its appearance of a normal trashcan. You can't place trash in it though. Like the halberd it has different attack animations. It seems like another variant of the Halberd by appearance.

## Locations

* The School shop
* The Classrooms
* The clubs
* The dressing room

## Trivia

* It has a 92-100 Damage wich is a high damage weapon.
Experiment 221: Sparky

**Warning: Experiment 221 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Electrical Power Surge**

## Biography

Aha! And so, we are beginning with a classic of the roster: Experiment 221. Is what you would call, 'A truly electrifying individual', yes?

Design-ed to create crippling power surges that can cause country-wide blackouts, 221 generates strong discharges by absorbing that static electricity around him. Now, Jumba can already hear you saying: 'Jumba, you quadracular query crusher, static electricity is mainly cause-ed by rubbing against something enough times to store a non-lethal spark! How does that be working?'

This is true, however, 221 has been designed through a species of rodent on Thorandia 5 called the Asgardian Volt Rat; can generate enough static electricity to make your pet poodle cling to the ceiling! \*cackles\* Anyway, with this in your mind, 221 can store enough static electricity to, if unable to black out a city, power it for over 2000 years! To keep this electric level, he charges up by moving like greasy lightning, and is able to absorb the power of electrical devices, such as circuit breakers, fuse boxes, and power lines especially.

But how *does*Experiment 221 cause power surges, I hear you asking me? Well, Jumba design-ed him to be able to transform into an electric current, allowing him to both feed off of and expel bursts of energy in any electrical device he chooses! Also makes for great light display during 4th of July, but I am digressing.

## One True Place

Despite this destructive power, however, 221 has been repurposed for a much more good task. Thanks to intervention from Little Girl and 626, 221 is now guardian of the Kilauea Lighthouse, being fed batteries on occasion for when he gets major cravings of the electric variety.

Ever since then, 221 has been staunch ally of 626 and Little Girl, helping them save world from asteroid, and captured experiments from fish-faced whale man Gantu.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Billy West (or either Frank Welker or Steve Blum, depending on which series you look at)
Experiment 513: Richter

**Warning: Experiment 513 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Geological Destructions**

## Biography

Aha! Now we get one of my more destructive creations; 513, design-ed to create vast earthquakes! Created by combining extinct Ankylosaur of Earth with Kweltikwan Tail-Slammer, he looks for the most active fault-line within a planet, thwack it with his tail! Said tail is so strong and powerful, it could split whole planet in half!

Is also surprisingly swift for something so big and bulky, I must say. But 513 does more than simple smash and smack, he's also especially strong! Able to lift up to 20 times his body weight, he's great for helping in construction work, as we discovered after an attack by Experiment 606. But that is for another time.

## One True Place

Now tamed, 513 now using his tremendous strength to be a makeshift milkshake maker. Though to die for, they have been known to splatter back in ones face from over-shaking, however. 513 has also done great work to help protect his new home; saving it from Dr. Hamsterviel on multiple occasions, including an all-out brawl against his army of Leroys! Don't ask, it is long storytelling...

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:**John DiMaggio
Experiment 605: Warpstron

**Warning: Experiment 605 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Instantaneous Transportation**

## Biography

Ah, here is Experiment meant to help in escape routes! Design-ed to warp Evil Genius self to other locations in order to escape the law. Unfortunately, Hamsterviel took his pod before I had the chance to activate him, and when he was captured, Grand Councilwoman confiscated the pod, only to give it back not long after the incident with 158.

## One True Place

Now that he is on Earth, though, he works as a taxi service, helping those in need reach places such as the hospital or police station as quickly as possible.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Red

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Frank Welker
Experiment 007: Gigi

**Warning: Experiment 007 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Annoying with Barking Forces**

## Biography

Oi gervinshka, and thus, we are coming to perhaps my earliest, and dullest Experiment by comparison to all others. 007 was one of my earliest works, in my defense, and will drive all crazy with her maddened yapping! Sadly, she was grab-ed by not-so good little girl with orange hair, but in the end, was also saving grace to make new one true place for.

## One True Place

She was conceived largely as peace offering for ex-wife; something that would be cute for her, yet annoying to those around her. To all's surprise, she can in fact talk...just not all the time. This was likely a development over time from listening to Little Girl, as I never taught her English. Thankfully, unlike Not-So-Good Little Girl, she rather likes being part of her fellow ohana of genetic experiments.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**White

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor(s):** Frank Welker (vocal noises) Cristina Pucelli (speaking voice)
Experiment 026: Pawn

**Warning: Experiment 026 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Living Decoy**

## Biography

Now is Experiment that was easy to tame; 026 was design-ed to be a walking distraction, shooting light displays from his antenna to confuse enemies. He's actually made from the DNA of the Lantern Mudskipper; a rare species of fish that lives deep in Europa's watery lower surface. They ironically have transparent skin so as to protect them from the glare and only go on land to breed.

To make a long story short, I made him brightly colored so as to make him bigger target to perform his primary function.

## One True Place

As a fireworks artist, alongside 609 on holidays like Independence Day!

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Samuel Vincent
Experiment 199: Nosy

**Warning: Experiment 199 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Digs up Dirt**

## Biography

Ah, 199, one of my favorites from the 100 series! Original purpose was to feed info from enemy armies to those involved with the Galactic Council. You see correctly, in an effort to pay off community service, they commissioned him for them.

Only problem was he did job too well, and gossipped to everyone he came across. So, he was force-ed to be shutting down.

It wasn't until he was rediscovered in-town that he was given to Gantu out of dislike for his ways. No arguments came from evil genius self, of course. Not to be worrying now, he fled his confines, and proved useful when freeing other capture-ed experiments like 033, 544 and 609.

## One True Place

As painful as it is to hear one's deep-seated secrets, Jumba deduces best place for gossipping 199 is to put him on Hawaiian talk show called The Truth Will Be Revealed with Nosy C. Stitch.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Red.

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Bobcat Goldthwait
Experiment 128: Bugby

**Warning: Experiment 128 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Turns Entire Civilizations into Harmless Insects**

## Biography

Behold, Number 128; design-ed to turn entire civilizations into harmless insects, making them easier to take over! To do this, I used an experimental bug-transmogrifying ray, as well as the DNA of a mosquito to create 128.

## One True Place

However, he was not evil per-sey, just misguided and ironically lonely due to lack of fellow bug-like Experiments. So, instead to turning peoples into bugs, he turns harmless rocks into bugs. Specifically, ladybugs to help fight aphids in crops across the islands.

## Trivia

**Pod Color:**Purple

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Debi Derryberry
Experiment 051: Hocker

**Warning: Experiment 051 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Acid Saliva Spitter**

## Biography

Yikes, here's a volatile piece of work! Meet 051, very irritable Experiment indeed!

A spitter of acidic mucus, said mucus is so acidic, it will melt through wood, cinder blocks, even steel!

I gained idea from the rare, acid-spitting Nasal Goblin, and combining it with the DNA of my own evil genius self! Oh, and a little green food coloring for flare.

## One True Place

Despite being mainly a 'cat' in old lady's house, he also works part-time with 228 and 586 at the aluminum recycling plant. The only downside is that 051 has rather rotten temper, and is prone to spitting at whoever or whatever annoys him.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Alexander Polinsky or Scott Menville
Experiment 249: Sproing

**Warning: Experiment 249 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Spring-Based Catapult**

## Biography

Cute little catapult, isn't she? In all to be seriousness, 249 was design-ed to launch boulders at enemy targets like powerful trebuchet! But with no boulders to really launch, she sorta bummed around before being captured by Little Girl and 626.

## One True Place

However, to comfort her, she found work being a living lift to help make life easier for those needing to change signs.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Purple

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Francesca Marie Smith
Experiment 229: Kingpin

**Warning: Experiment 229 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Projectile Reflector Nasally**

## Biography

229 is able to create a powerful electromagnetic force field via his nose that causes all incoming projectiles made of metal to be sent back at whoever fired them.

## One True Place

Now, he is local police chief's pet since 229 doesn't summon his allergies.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Chris Barrie or Jeff Bennett
Experiment 355: Swapper

**Warning: Experiment 355 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Swaps People's Minds**

## Biography

Unlike popular belief, 355 is rarely of two minds on anything in regards to primary function. He swaps the minds of any two individuals, and it can only be reversed by 355 himself!

It's also worth noting that it's here that ex-wife finally became ex-wife; after 355 swapped our minds.

## One True Place

A surprisingly entrepeneur, 355 now owns his own business that allows others to see things through any one individual's mind as a means of perspective for the sake of humankind. He calls it, "Swapper's Freaky Friday Mindswapper". 355 also have peculiar vocal pattern resembling MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head for each head.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Mike Judge or Greg Cipes
Experiment 604: Houdini

**Warning: Experiment 604 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Invisibility Generator**

## Biography

Ah, here is both cutest, and also most unknowingly cunning Experiment yet made as profilings: Experiment 604. Design-ed to disguise soldiers and self by merely blinking its big, innocent-looking eyes. Despite such evil designs, he is actually fairly harmless creature in terms of combat; acting rather cowardly, and will make *itself*invisible whenever possible.

604 was design-ed from using software of cloaking device formulated by Galactic Alliance, and from multiple girly Earth shows my niece would make Jumba watch over and over like Crazytown. This gave Jumba idea to not only benefit armies, but also self so to would not be having to be seen, and therefore not watch bad programs! Only good one to come out of it was one involving Raven-voiced unicorn. But only because I liked her potential for destruction.

As stated, 604 is kind of a coward. He would rather become invisible and hide rather than fight enemies; but is less his fault and more evil genius self.

## One True Place

Little Girl and 626 activated him to help with a magic act, but prove-ed to be too good at his job, turning the latter invisible. But do not be too badly feeling for 604; he was able to reverse 626's condition, and now does well as traveling magician for island dwellers. Especially when it's Little Girl's birthday! Combine-ed with 609 and 619's great fireworks displays, and you have a New Year's no one shall be forgetting...unless you were hit by 303, but that is whole other story.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Rob Paulsen
Experiment 062: Frenchfry

**Warning: Experiment 062 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Prepares Delectable and Irresistible Meals**

## Biography

Experiment 062, very handy experiment indeed! Great for midnight snacking, and saves you the trouble of cooking. Unfortunately he was a failure not long after arrival. 062 makes food delicious, but removes all nutrition, resulting in empty calories.

Worst still, his food has a unique effect that makes one never stop eating it, making one more rolly-polly than Dom DeLuise at a Golden Corral! \*chuckles\* Shouldn't laugh. Anyway, thankfully, said bloating wares off within 24 hours, but that is not the worst part. No, as compensation for all the food, 062 eats his hosts when they become fat enough!

## One True Place

But surprisingly, when 062 tried some of Bigger Girl's cooking, he gain-ed some perspective. Now, he promises to not eat peoples so long as he gets to eat Bigger Girl's cooking in exchange; on top of this, now he has food stand off corner of street downtown. Low fat fries at equally low prices, a regular Mac Donald Duck's without the potential diseases! \*cackles\* Sorry, couldn't resist.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** White

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Ian Holm (Or Rob Paulsen, depending on who you ask)
Experiment 029: Checkers

**Warning: Experiment 029 Activated!**

**Primary Function: King Maker. Give Each Wear The Power of Command in All Living Creatures**

## Biography

Ah, one of my more powerful early creations! Design-ed to give user command over all things, including peoples! No human or alien is immune, except for fellow Experiments. Thusly, 626 rallies many of his fellow cousins to be causing rebellion to overthrow Gantu when he possessed 029!

## One True Place

As for where he resides now, he is now the official mascot for the annual flower festival held every year, crowning an Earth female their 'queen'. Fortunately, I was able to make some modern modifications to make it so it doesn't brainwash, but rather encourages them to celebrate like at kingly festival!

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Grey Griffin
Experiment 210: Retro

**Warning: Experiment 210 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Reduces victims, enemy weapons, and technology to their primitive state**

## Biography

Like many Experiments of mine, 210's is very special. It's long enough to wrap around anything, and turns objects into past versions of themselves. So, for instance, it'd turn Evil Genius Self into cave-Kweltikwan.This is because his tongue is lacened with special chronotons that can reverse the speciesial and biological processes of aging back to more primeval state.

Fortunately, there is reversal should this arise; simply have primeval ones be wrapped around tongue, then spank 210's bottom three times and all shall return to normal.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Kenan Thompson
Experiment 248: Belle

**Warning: Experiment 248 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Terrifying Enemies with Piercing Screams**

## Biography

If you wish to know the sound of one Experiment shrieking, here is chance! Design-ed to terrify enemies with piercing screams, little girl thought she was one of the dreaded Night Marchers until further inspection.

Fortunately, it was easy to save her from Gantu...mostly because he gave her away to stop the screaming. Like I say, when Gantu is not with hack Hamsterviel, he is okay guy.

As for her design, she was modeled after the kangaroo rat of Earth; as well as the Blue Shrieker Monkeys from Kweltikwan's dense forests near its equator. Was made at insistence of ex-wife so as to 'Do something more productive than make more Experiments." Her words, not Jumba's.

## One True Place

Living alarm clock for occasionally lazy Bigger Girl in home.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Tara Strong
SR卡

火屬
--

* 炎舞薙刀•寧寧

* 聖火修士•雅各

* 火靈召喚•阿依莎

* 女武神•貝拉

* 道化師•尤莉

水屬
--

* 女神•丹蒂（未解放）

* 寒冰智者•凱恩

* 冰晶聖拳•腓力

* 水靈召喚•依娜絲

* 雙刀•莉塔

* 女武神•愛瑪

* 天才指揮家•卡爾•貝姆

* 邪眼大天使•沙利葉

* 佛系家裡蹲•南無子

風屬
--

* 鬼姬•青姬與熊童子

* 風刃一閃•吉爾伯特

* 牙風巨錘 •  羅琳

* 靈風召喚 •  法蒂妮

* 女武神•凱莉

* 七罪•利欲奔流•貪婪

* 惡魔咖啡廳女僕•莉莉姆

雷屬
--

* 雷刃•權之助

* 正義鐵拳•貝爾

* 怒雷騎士•古爾

* 奇蹟的聖女•貞德

* 迅雷崩壞•多馬

* 巫師•娜塔莉

* 防禦機兵•貝塔•P

* 七罪•朽骨之疾•嫉妒

* 慶典•丹蒂

* 阿努比斯•Jr

虛無
--

* 伯爵•阿爾溫

* 十二聖杖•猶大

* 防禦機兵•貝塔•G

* 女武神•伊莎貝拉

* 七罪•腐朽泥沼•怠惰

* 永恆姬•蘿索姆

* 永恆姬•蘿索姆
Story

The three main crew as depicted in the game

The game tells the story of Captain Blowfeet. He and his crew were feared through the seven seas. He never lost any crew to a creature from the depths, a tsunami or even the scurvy. There wasn't a port in the world that was safe from being plundered by Captain Blowfeet and it was advised not to challenge the formidable crew.

The reason for their power was due to the crew being emboldened with Egyptian enchantment. So it was true only the bravest mariner would be foolish enough to risk a salty death. But one brave mariner would indeed step up to the challenge and tackle Blowfeet's gauntlet and claim the reward at the end of the road. Of course, that brave mariner would be you.

Sailing the seven seas collecting bottles scattered across five exotic global regions. You will have to fight your way through a myriad of enemies harboring a wide range of different weapons and defenses. No this not a journey for the faint of heart. You will need a will of iron to conquer the gauntlet and reap the rewards at the end.
Experiment 616: Joey

**Warning: Experiment 616 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Dexterous Crater Maker**

## Biography

This Experiment was perhaps the most fun to make; design-ed to make planet-wide craters by hopping with his massive feet. He would grow in size so as to double the footprint size, and had behavioral patterns similarly to 520.

## One True Place

By this, Jumba means he was not evil, just for to wanting to have fun. As such, Little Girl got together with 297, and made 616 a carnival attraction which would rather than create craters, he would instead take them on a ride from island to island with his strong hopping legs.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color**: Orange

**Gender:**Male

**Voice Actor:** Rob Paulsen
Experiment 219: Missy

**Warning: Experiment 219 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Electronic Overheater**

## Biography

Behold, the prototype to 220; 219 was design-ed to rip the blades off of fans, causing entire air conditioners, as well as electronics to overheat! While shorter than her sister, she's far more deadly since fans are more common than hyper drives.

Her arms were designed after the octopi's, as they can extend and pull as powerfully as any adhesive!

## One True Place

Despite having mayhem-like beginnings, 219 now works as a repair worker, looking into old air conditioners and fixing their blades when they wear down.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Missy Elliott
Experiment 024: Hamlette

**Warning: Experiment 024 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Turns Objects into Meat Products**

## Biography

Here is...okay, Jumba will level with you, this was one of my weakest early prototypes to date. All he does is turn things into meat (ham especially), and quoting Shaking-Spears. I know what I said Pleakely!

## One True Place

Irregardless, he found his home at the local butcher shop, where he caters various kinds of roasts for customers. Apparently he was activated at how of old lady, and is now one of her \*clears throat\* 'cats'.

Yes, even I cannot fully grasp why she thinks this, Jumba believes an update to her glasses' prescription is required, but as they say, not my devolved primate, not my carnival.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**Purple

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor**: Katy Mixon or Grey Griffin
The Bloody Ear incident

On September 16th, 2017, Bro-Op streamed Bloodborne, in their ongoing effort to collect more footage and have fun. As with any stream, Bro-Op regularly experiences issues with their audio equipment and settings, usually mid stream. The particular issue on that day was poor mic settings, resulting in common peaks in the volume. Against the wishes of the viewers, JGatzB tested the mic settings by repeatedly screaming into his mic. After several repeated instances of this, jacobakc claimed he would pay JGatzB to not scream into the mike ever again. JGatzB demanded proof of his claim, resulting in jacobakc subscribing to Bro-Op's twitch channel, in what was possibly the stupidest financial decision of his life. On the bright side, JGatzB promised to cease screaming into the mic whenever jacobakc was among his viewers. Whether this incident will be put into the Bloodborne youtube video remains to be seen, but is highly recommended.

In short, JGatzB must be bribed in order to be a decent human being.
Villanova

Serving as the sixth track from Aura 3's second studio album *Spectrum*, "**Villanova**" is a parody of "Barcelona" by Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballé.

## Lyrics

*I had the strangest dream

Lo olvidaré

It might have been a scam

Esto es raro

Don't think the world should see

No deberían

So much exaggeration

A boring reputation

A cliche situation

The wind is really bad

Es un mal viento

Lightning hurts my ears

Mis pobres oídos

They made deals with the devil

They outta be in trouble

I need to find a better path to take

Villanova

This ain't the first time that I saw

Villanova

How can it dissolve?

I cannot believe I'm torn apart

I knew I'd be ashamed

Villanova

Sin esperanza

Villanova

No es divertido

If there's tons of time left

We could fix this mess

Right now*

I know what we should do!

What's that?

*Let the games begin

¿Estás bromeando?

Let's redeem ourselves

¡Sé cómo hacerlo!

Make the people laugh

¡Reír en voz alta!

World domination!

¡Éxito!

Still alive!

¡Un equipo!

Don't deny!

¡Triunfo!

Just keep holding on all your life

Every day and night

Villanova!

There's no need to sell your kidney

Just because you know right

No es necesario ser un perdedor

Villanova!

¡Palmada en la espalda!

Looks like we made it

I think we made it

I knew we made it

Now we're ok!

¡Estrellas!

Villanova!*
Experiment 225: Mashy

**Warning: Experiment 225 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Counterfeit Metal Creator**

## Biography

Created from the now-extinct Uburniumus Rex found on the distant planet Uburnius, 225 was designed to much down minerals harder than steel, and spit out a more refined version of it. The idea was to corner the Uburnium market by making counterfiet Uburnium,

However, he had a major design flaw; not that he ate hair, I learn-ed my mistake from last time! No, problem was that it would chomp up materials, but not spit them out. He would eat anything made of metal, but not grow bigger with each bite. This would give me the idea for 586, but that is whole other section.

Irregardless, while my counterfeit operation proved a flop, he did find a new job elsewhere...

## One True Place

Working for Hawaiian mining company to help find ores to make production costs lower for the islands. Reprogrammed him to find specific metals and spit them out for miners to use. Oh, and for those who are wondering why Jumba did not do this in the first place, it's the same reason I didn't bother refining my other Experiments. They were chaotic enough without me changing them more. The reprogramming is only to protect peoples from my evil creations, usually for those such as 276 who cannot properly adapt to society without this genetic change.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Mandy Patinkin
Experiment 267: Wishy-Washy

**Warning: Experiment 267 Activated**

**Primary Function: Wish Granter**

## Biography

Ah, here is a wish too good to be true! 267 was designed to grant any wish he hears! The caveat was that he could only grant a certain amount, as indicated by the hourglass on his abdomen. That, and all wishes are literal in his eyes, a genetic defect.

I once wanted to be ruler of whole universe by wishing upon his star...then, I got turned into a yardstick. You wouldn't believe the hoops I had to jump through to get it reversed.

## One True Place

While technically useless in terms of wish-granting, he does show sympathy to those ill. So, he's now the mascot of a care fund meant solely for treating those fighting cancer and other such diseases.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Paul Rugg
Experiment 275: Tickle-Tummy

**Warning: Experiment 275 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Disable Targets Via Tickling**

## Biography

Aw, am remembering how adorable 275 is! Sole purpose is to tickle folks into submission, and is actually a rare Cuddlebear-Kweltikoala hybrid with the fingers of Coatihuggi. The Cuddlebear and the Coatihuggi are both from the planet Sweetheart, in the Andromeda Galaxy's far arm.

She was originally supposed to be a present for ex-wife; you know, before she became ex-wife. \*Heh-heh\* She was captured by Gantu by complete accident, and was released by 626 and several fellow Experiments.

## One True Place

As of now, she's been modified to show affection through hugging, kissing and cuddling, as well as tickling. She works at the local hospital, comforting those ill with her sweet nature.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** White

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Nikki Payne (or Cristina Puccelli or Kristen Schaal depending on which series)
Experiment 611: El Fin

**Warning: Experiment 611 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Ultimate Doomsday Device**

## Biography

And now, we are to be coming to my most fiendish of all experiments, even compare-ed to 627! 611 was originally suppose-ed to be ultimate doomsday device, by uttering a single codeword that only I knew!

There was only one problem....I forgot the codeword long ago. Fortunately, it was a codeword only known to those of ancient past, so as to be 'artsy', and I forgot it during drunken haze upon celebrating his creation.

## One True Place

As of now, 611 is effectively harmless, only dangerous if this codeword is ever said. So, Little Girl and 626 decided to let 611 roam free as he pleased, as he was effectively useless to both Gantu and Hamsterviel.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Doug Parker
風牙巨錘 • 羅琳

## 角色物語

百合騎士團學姐，個性溫柔很會照顧人，但是被踩到雷點的話會變得很可怕。擁有輕易揮動巨槌的怪力，喜歡甜點及可愛的小東西。

## 羈絆（攻擊力20％，技能冷卻時間1回合）

### 甜食同好 - 焰獄雙爪 • 梅麗

等級達到（20 / 30 / 35 / 40 / 45 / 50 / 55 / 60）級：攻擊力增加（2.5 / 5 / 7.5 / 10 / 12.5 / 15 / 17.5 / 20）％

## 角色技能 - 百合舞陣 • 風

### 主動技能

- 冷卻（7 / 7 / 7 / 6 / 6）回合

- 使我方全體風屬性星靈攻擊力上升（30 / 35 / 40 / 40 / 50）％，持續（1 / 1 / 1 / 2 / 2）回合。

### 競技場技能

- 冷卻（7 / 7 / 7 / 6 / 6）回合

- 使我方全體風屬性星靈攻擊力上升（20 / 25 / 30 / 30 / 40）％，持續（3 / 3 / 4 / 4 / 4）回合。

- 使我方全體人族星靈攻擊力上升（10 / 15 / 20 / 25 / 30）％，持續（3 / 3 / 4 / 4 / 4）回合。
Experiment 397: Spats

**Warning: Experiment 397 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Argument Instigator**

## Biography

Ooh, here is Experiment perfect for causing brawls! 397 was designed to cause unwarranted arguing among allies, causing chaos and inactivity with everyone else around them! He does this by zapping them with his cute, squirrelly tail.

Only way to make the arguing cease is for to make the arguers count to ten, dissolving their belligerence.

## One True Place

Currently, 397 has found home in professional wrestling circuit, making fights look more realistic. \*chuckles\* I still think they're fixed, but hey, what does Evil Genius know?

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Jessica DiCicco
Experiment 544: Thresher

**Warning: Experiment 544 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Crop Thresher**

## Biography

Aha! One of my favorite environmental destructors! 544 was design-ed to cut down crops across galaxy, causing food shortages everywhere, and causing prices to skyrocket, causing hunger-inducing chaos! \*laughs evilly, then coughs a bit)

Like with 609, 617 and 033, 544 was sadly stolen and sold as a fancy-pants pearl in local jewelry store. Taken and put to work by Gantu, he likely learned after his defeat that working with fish-faced dumb-head was nothing but trouble.

## One True Place

Once rescue-ed by Little Girl and 626, he became foremost sugar cane harvester in all of Hawaii! The farming industry has never been more at its heights on Kauai'i, and 544 also gained a few jobs as a guest monster in local film productions that called for that which packs big punch!

Reminds Jumba of the late Harold Sakata, who played Oddjob in the film Goldenfinger. Hmm? Do not lecture Jumba, Pleakely, I heard name clear as decibel. \*ahem\* Apologies, Jumba has bad habit of getting sidetracked in these events. Regardingless, Jumba created this mighty crop-chopper from the Moontopus, the same species I had used to create Experiment 489, as well as added the behaviors of a Crop-Lopper to help in 544's primary function.

Final noting; it seems 544 has slowly picked up a Cockney accent from watching Mary Poppins.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Red

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Tom Kenny
Experiment 089: Skip

**Warning: Experiment 089 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Time Skipper**

## Biography

Ah, so nostalgic... Experiment 089 is design-ed to skip time by ten minutes (because Jumba was too impatient to wait for his microwave to reheat his leftovers), but there was an error in his program; when the button on 089's head was pressed, he instead skipped ten years of person's life.

This prove-ed problematic when Little Girl wanted to see how she'd look a decade later, Experiments rounded up like wild animals as Hamsterviel took over in her and 626's absence.

## One True Place

However, there is a reverse button on 089's bottom as oppose to his primary function's top button. Using this, Little Girl put 089 into amusement park ride to show what it'd be like ten years in the future.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** White

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Sarah Natochenny or Nika Futterman
Experiment 623: Trainer

**Warning: Experiment 623 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Expert in All Things Combat**

## Biography

623 was design-ed with the intention of being able to take out an entire enemy army by himself! And also to retrieve Experiments if they ever escaped the lab (which they did...a lot!).His preferred form of combat is an alien fighting style called "Kar-graa".

## One True Place

He agreed to be reformed by Little Girl, but only if 601 and 626 could best him in hand-to-hand combat. It took massive amounts of teamwork, but 623 was humbled by this loss.

Now, he works in a martial arts class, training self-defense moves to those in his Shaolin-style dojo.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Orange

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Dante Basco
Experiment 123: Carmen

**Warning: Experiment 123 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Force Victims to Dance Nonstop**

## Biography

Ah, now here is an Experiment that knows how to get down with, how you say, the Latin Samba! 123 was design-ed to make entire populations dance nonstop with her maracas, and only by clashing the two together can she be stop-ed! \*cackle, then cough\*

During her debut, Experiments 626, 300, 221, and 228 decided to do a dance-off to defeat her; and all but 626 lost. Now understanding that there can be too much dancing, she relinquished her control.

## One True Place

Now rehabilitated, 123 teaches peoples how to dance the Samba, Mambo, and other great musical classics!

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**Red

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Carol Bach y Rita or Candi Milo
Experiment 036: Poki

**Warning: Experiment 036 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Puncture Liquid Containers**

## Biography

Ah, one of my more pesky experiments; design-ed to poke holes into anything, especially water containers. I admit, this was one of my more slapshawed experiment, hardly one of extreme chaos. But he was great for packages for to be needing airholes.

## One True Place

Sorry Jumba cannot speak much on his behalf, there isn't much to go on in my databanks. But he often hangs around 344 and 523, as well as 521 as an assistant.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Harvey Fierstein or Tom Kenny
Experiment 228: Melty

**Warning: Experiment 228 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Liquefaction of Enemy Fortresses, Weaponry, and Transportation**

## Biography

Ah, the infamous what-if time traveling incident Experiment! Oh, he doesn't melt time or cause time to stand still or anything. No, most of that's 089's department. No, this is Experiment 228; sole purpose is to shoot blue fireballs that can melt absolutely anything! Wood, steel, rock, plastic, even gemstones and diamonds!

He was inspired by a barbecue, in which my fellow evil genius Dr. Marinko Skovania invented a blowtorch that turned his steak into a puddle of goo! And he was created from using said blowtorch's schematics along with a rare fire ant dragon from Apollo 56. To start his evildoings, I pulled prank on ex-wife by melting her record collection. ...She got back by melting my favorite evil genius trophy from 2 years before.

## One True Place

Anyway, 228 is a rather blunt and impulsive Experiment, doesn't care who or what he melts so long as he can do exactly that. And anything that gets in his way, well, you can probably guess what happens after that. As such, it was surprisingly easy to figure out his one true place; working in an aluminum recycling plant, melting old aluminum cans and foil.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Cedric Williams or Lane Toran
Experiment 086: Clink

**Warning: Experiment 086 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Capture and Confine Targets**

## Biography

Now here is ultimate hunter in 0 series of Experiments! 086 was specially designed from the Duplication Crab from Cancer's 15th Nebula, which is able to split itself to capture prey!

Sole purpose is to capture enemy soldiers and confine them should be they good or evil. Made little difference to 086, until Gantu found him in the future. Is long story, don't ask.

Put simply, he was twisted into Hamsterviel's personal hunter of my genetic creations that were reformed, and was defeated at hands of Little Girl and 626.

## One True Place

Now, recaptured in present time with minimal effort (in part thanks to some volunteers such as 529 and 601), 086 works to capture both stray dogs and criminals to put into county jail.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**White

**Gender:**Male

**Voice Actor:** Danny Glover
Experiment 615: Yogee

**Warning: Experiment 615 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Consume All Edibles on Planet of Activation**

## Biography

Ah, now here is gluttony gone rampant! 615 was design-ed to eat the food supply of entire planets; restaurants, farms, grocers, you name it! He would only stop if he could be defeated in an eating contest.

When he was reactivated, many reformed Experiment heavyweights, including 601, 515, 513, and even 612 tried their luck, and all seemed to fail. That is, except for one brave soul willing to give it his all. No, not 626 (though, in fairness, I'd have guessed the same), but 586! Yes, despite being design-ed to eat metal, he had grown a fondness for actual food as well, finding it to be more satisfying. Thus, he managed to outweigh and outlast 615!

## One True Place

Humbled by his loss, Yogee volunteered to reprogram himself to so as to train others to refrain from meeting a fate similar to his; fat, and possibly given heart condition.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**Orange

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Noah Nelson
Experiment 628: Marvin

**Warning: Experiment 628 activated!**

**Primary Function: Error, 628's Evil Uses are as of yet unknown**

## Biography

Not even I know what 628 is capable of, as 626 long learn-ed lesson about big ego after what happened with 627. As of now, I pray to the intergalactic gods that I never have to unleash him.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male
Experiment 258: Sample

**Warning: Experiment 258 Activated!**

**Primary Function: Sonic Annoyance. Drives People Mad by Sampling Sounds and Repeating Them in an Endless, Grating Rhythm**

## Biography

Behold, the mix-tape of the Experimental lineup! 258 was design-ed to annoy people with its parrot-like repeats of anything it hears, driving whole planets into madness!

Got idea from hearing of old disco music combine-ed with recently made techno-step made on Kweltikwan around the time of creation. Though, by sheer coincidence, Earth peoples made it too in the 21st century, calling it dubstep.

## One True Place

However, this also can translate well into the techno-scene, and he's even been seen touring with the Gorillaz on occasion as an emcee.

## Trivia Notes

**Pod Color:**White

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Carlos PenaVega (or Jeff Bennett depending on who you ask)
2005 Copper Canyon 400 Night Race

The 2005 Copper Canyon 400 Night Race is the eighteenth race from my very own 2005 Piston Cup Season schedule.

## Results

1. Lightning McQueen - 400 laps
2. Cal Weathers - 400 laps
3. Bobby Swift - 400 laps
4. Brick Yardley - 400 laps
5. Aiken Axler - 400 laps
6. Matt Carseth - 400 laps
7. Tony Gaswart - 400 laps
8. Ryan Newcar - 400 laps
9. Jeff Gorvette - 400 laps
10. Chick Hicks - 400 laps
11. Strip Weathers - 400 laps
12. Kevin Carvick - 400 laps
13. Billy Oilchanger - 400 laps
14. Sage VanDerSpin - 400 laps
15. James Cleanair - 400 laps
16. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 400 laps
17. Gerald Leadfoot - 400 laps
18. Haul Inngas - 400 laps
19. Ernie Gearson - 400 laps
20. Eugene Carbureski - 400 laps
21. Diana Leadfoot - 400 laps
22. Ralph Carlow - 400 laps
23. Todd Marcus - 400 laps
24. Kevin Shiftright - 400 laps
25. Johnny Blamer - 400 laps
26. Darren Leadfoot - 400 laps
27. Joel McQueen - 400 laps
28. Floyd Mulvihill - 400 laps
29. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 400 laps
30. Greg Candyman - 400 laps
31. Kyle Buschtire - 400 laps
32. Kevin Racingtire - 400 laps
33. Misti Motorkrass - 400 laps
34. Crusty Rotor - 400 laps
35. Lee Revkins - 400 laps
36. Michael Cartrip - 400 laps
37. Jimmie Johnson - 400 laps
38. Dirkson D'Agostino - 400 laps
39. Murray Clutchburn - 400 laps
40. Chuck Armstrong - 400 laps
41. Brush Curber - 400 laps
42. Kurt Buschtire - 176 laps (CRASH)
43. Bobby Carbonte - 176 laps (CRASH)