New Kid on the Block (MGAoLDSV)

This is how New Kid on the Block goes in Mac Grimborn's Adventures of LEGO DC Super-Villains.

[We see Gordon and Mac inside a Gotham City Police Department prisoner transport truck]

[They are called by Police Detective Montoya]

Detective Montoya: Commissioner, we've had reports of laughter and green gas. Sounds like a certain someone.

Mac Grimborn: Joker. [whispers to Gordon] Psst. Tell him now's not a good time.

Commissioner Gordon: We're already on route to Stryker's Island with our "special" suspect. Call in Detective Bullock. He can look into the break-in.

Detective Montoya: Sure thing, boss. Enjoy Metropolis.

[Mac sees Metropolis]

Mac Grimborn: It's always sunny in Metropolis.

Commissioner Gordon: But even this place isn't without its problems.

[They arrive]

[Gordon gets out his I.D.]

Officer: Commissioner Gordon! [sees Mac] And Mr. Grimborn.

Mac Grimborn: We're expected, Officer. Is everything ready?

Lex Luthor: Now to get off this rock.

Supergirl: You're not going anywhere.

Lex Luthor: You really think you can stop me? Mwahahaaha!

[Mac gets Supergirl up]

[Metallo clashes with Mac]

[The Terra Venture Guardians arrive]

Killer Frost: No. But we can!

The Rookie: Yeah, what she said.

Kid Flash: Not so fast, bad guys!

Ultimate Lantern: Back off. Gold's my thing!

[Metallo is knocked down]

[Mac notices that Batgirl isn't with them]

Mac Grimborn: Where's Batgirl?

Killer Frost: She said she had to take care of an emergency.

Mac Grimborn: Joker.

Mr. E: How'd you guess?

Mac Grimborn: Call it a hunch.

[Then we cut with the heist at Wayne Tech]

Harley Quinn: Harley Quinn here, documenting another classic criminal caper. And now the star of this show, Mistah J!

[Joker is searching for something]

The Joker: Argh! Where is it?!

[Harley still records herself]

Harley Quinn: We just stole some neato stuff previously procured by Wayne Tech. Mistah J and I love a good a-robbing. Taking from all those suckers who are too honest to steal! Ha!

[Joker yells in anger]

The Joker: No, no, no! It's not here! It's not here!

[Harley records Joker]

Harley Quinn: Come on, Pudding, say something funny for our viewers.

[Harley smiles]

[She still smiles while recording]

[Joker growls]

The Joker: ...Grrr, not now, Pumpkin, can't you see I'm busy?! Here, take this...

[Joker gives Harley a box]

[She is impressed]

Harley Quinn: Oooh, pretty! Whatever it is.

[Batgirl is on her Batwing]

Batgirl: Nowhere to run, Joker. [launches the Bat Net]

Harley Quinn: Er, Pudding. How about we get on the chopper?

The Joker: Relax. She'll never get us from waaaaay up there...

[The Bat Net catches both of them]

Batgirl: Two with one shot. Not bad.

[But then Ultimate Lantern throws Grundy into the Batwing]

[Batgirl loses Joker and Harley]

[Ultimate Lantern puts his club away and whistles]

[Harley takes pictures]

Harley Quinn: Say cheese, B-Girl!

[Batgirl gets out]

[Then she chases Grundy]

[Batgirl joins the other Guardians]

[They hear Doomsday]

Doomsday: Hold it right there, you vile villains of villainy!

[They take down the villains]

Supergirl: And who are you?

Doomsday: I am Doomsday, and these are my friends, the Dragon Alliance. Manbat, Brainiac, Firefly, Zoom, Power Core, and Gentleman Ghost.

Kid Flash: There's something familiar about these guys.

Doomsday: We're here to help!

[Supergirl shakes Doomsday's hand]

[Then he makes a speech]

Doomsday: We come from a...

Batgirl: Skip to the end, Joker's getting away.

Brainiac: Your entire planet is in danger due to a threat from our world.

Batgirl: What threat?

Zoom: Us!

[Zoom throws a lantern as the Guardians are transported away]

[They cackle evilly]

[Harley watches]

Harley Quinn: Cheese and crackers! You're not gonna believe this! [sees Joker on the Joker chopper] Hey, wait for me! Mistah J!

[She runs to the chopper]

[Then she gets on]

[But her phone is dropped]

Harley Quinn: Ah, peanuts!

[Then we cut to the Amusement Mile]

[Harley watches the news]

Doomsday: People of Earth-1, we are the Dragon Alliance. We come from a parallel version of your Earth known as Earth-3. We're awesome, and we're here to help.

Brainiac: Your Terra Venture Guardians had to go on a mission in deep space. They asked us to watch over you while they're away.

Harley Quinn: What?! That's not what happened!!

[Lex is confused]

Lex Luthor: Huh?

[He looks at the television]

[Joker shoots it down]

The Joker: That's enough TV for now, Harley. Too much is bad for your eyes.

Harley Quinn: But Mistah Jaaaayyyyy, I saw those new Terra bozos make the OLD Terra bozos vanish using some little doohickey thingy! If I had my phone I could show you!

The Joker: [shushes] I'm still searching for my wonderful toy. Care to join us, Lex?

[Lex gets his laptop and starts doing some research]

Lex Luthor: I'd rather wear a wig. Besides, I have matters to attend to in Metropolis.

[He goes to Metropolis]

Lex Luthor: Oh, and thanks for the ride, Joker.

[Harley notices it]

[Joker is angered]

The Joker: Ugh, why do I never take the keys out of that thing?

[Mac arrives]