F-Zero GP Legend (GBA game)/Lisa Brilliant's Story

The following storyline is also not canon to the Anime Universe, as the F-Zero GP Legend GBA game is only loosely based on the anime, and was also released 8 episodes into the anime's original airtime.

At one point, Antonio Guster refers to Lisa Brilliant as "big sis." This is not a familial referral, this is a rank referral.

## Lisa Brilliant #1

* **Location -** Red Canyon, Peak Jump
* **Objective -** Win the race!
* **Bounty -** $500,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

* Red Canyon
	+ This mountainous planet provides cover for pirates and is the least safe F-ZERO venue.

**Mr. Zero:** The F-ZERO Grand Prix begins!

**Mr. Zero:** Lisa Brilliant, the speeding jewel....

**Mr. Zero:** Will today be her day for victory?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Well, then...

**Lisa Brilliant:** Guess I'll rough these racers up and win a fortune!

**Black Shadow:** So that's Lisa... Lisa Brilliant...

### **Post-Race**

**Mr. Zero:** Lisa Brilliant wins by a huge margin!

**Mr. Zero:** What's this?

**Mr. Zero:** Lisa's craft seems to be swerving...

**Mr. Zero:** What's wrong with Brilliant?!?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Ohh... I feel so... strange...

**Lisa Brilliant:** AIIIIIGH!!!!

**Mr. Zero:** Lisa has crashed after the race!

**Mr. Zero:** Her machine has smashed a guardrail past the goal line!

**Mr. Zero:** Whoa!! It's OK, folks! Lisa is OK!

**Mr. Zero:** She's injured! She's on her feet!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Wha... What... happened to me?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Where am I?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Huh???

## **Lisa Brilliant** #2

* **Location -** Red Canyon
* **Objective -** Beat Samurai Goroh!
* **Bounty -** $200,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

**Samurai Goroh:** Lisa! Long time no see!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Ummm... Yeah...? Long time indeed...

**Lisa Brilliant:** Ummm... Who are you?

**Samurai Goroh:** Who am I?!? How could you forget your husband?!?!

**Samurai Goroh:** Have you grown so cold since the last time we met?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Did you say you're my husband?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Or did I simply misunderstand you?

**Samurai Goroh:** No misunderstanding! Hey, why did you try to poison me?

**Samurai Goroh:** Oh, so THAT'S why you're playing coy!

**Samurai Goroh:** Still angry about before, I see... Grow up, will ya!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Noisy old pig!!!

**Samurai Goroh:** Noisy? Pig?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Get out of here! We'll race. If you win, I'll hear what you've got to say.

### **Post-Race**

**Lisa Brilliant:** YEEAAAHHHH!!!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Hey! What the...

**Lisa Brilliant:** You're no challenge at all!!!

**Samurai Goroh:** C'mon now, Lisa! Hurry up and drop that act!

**Samurai Goroh:** Hey, and about that whole "poison" thing... I don't seriously think you did it!

**Lisa Brilliant:** That's good, since I won the race...

**Lisa Brilliant:** But I really don't know who you are!

**Samurai Goroh:** Gah! How long do you plan to keep this nonsense up?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Look, I'm NOT playing and I'm NOT lying!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Seriously, I'm not!

**Lisa Brilliant:** I have no memory...

**Samurai Goroh:** What?!? You lost your memory?

**Samurai Goroh:** Lisa! Since when? When in the world did that happen?

**Lisa Brilliant:** What's it matter? Later!

**Samurai Goroh:** Crud! If it weren't for this poison...

**Samurai Goroh:** Hold on, Lisa...

**Samurai Goroh:** I'll be back to help soon enough...

## Lisa Brilliant #3

* **Location -** Silence, Honeycomb Rink
* **Objective -** Beat Antonio Guster!
* **Bounty -** $500,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

* Silence
	+ So named because no living creatures call it home, this planet rings with echoes when the F-ZERO races come.

**Lisa Brilliant:** How can a person with no memory...

**Lisa Brilliant:** ...feel so very frustrated about the past?

**Antonio Guster:** Hey! Hey, Lisa! It's been ages!

**Antonio Guster:** You've come all the way here for loot?

**Lisa Brilliant:** What the...? Why is everyone acting so familiar?

**Lisa Brilliant:** I can't remember any of them!

**Lisa Brilliant:** I've never seen you before. I don't know your name.

**Antonio Guster:** ...

**Antonio Guster:** Oh, so sorry...

**Antonio Guster:** You're obviously shook up...

**Antonio Guster:** I actually know a way to restore your memory.

**Antonio Guster:** There's one man who holds the key...

**Antonio Guster:** How about it, Lisa? Wanna make a deal?

**Lisa Brilliant:** A deal?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Are you serious? Some man can restore my memory?

**Lisa Brilliant:** That seems pretty dubious to me.

**Antonio Guster:** No! I'm serious!

**Antonio Guster:** There's a guy named Samurai Goroh who knows your past!

**Antonio Guster:** I owe him a debt as well...

**Antonio Guster:** If you could assist me, it would really help me out!

**Antonio Guster:** How about it?

**Antonio Guster:** How about this: If I win this race, you help me out.

**Lisa Brilliant:** Hmm... Sounds OK.

**Lisa Brilliant:** Can't hurt. Things can't be worse.

**Lisa Brilliant:** I'll play along with your game...

**Antonio Guster:** Really? Great!

### **Post-Race**

**Lisa Brilliant:** Yes!! Victory!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Well! Hey, hey! I guess you'll be telling me how to get my memory back, huh?

**Antonio Guster:** Whoa... Big sis has always been tough!

**Antonio Guster:** Did she really lose her memory? She's way fast!!!

**Antonio Guster:** For now, I gotta get outta here.

**Lisa Brilliant:** What the...!!! He ran off!

**Lisa Brilliant:** That is one untrustworthy oaf!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Still...

**Lisa Brilliant:** It's not like I'm going to have amnesia forever. ...I hope.

**Lisa Brilliant:** This is crazy...

## Lisa Brilliant #4

* **Location -** Mute City, Expansion Park
* **Objective -** Win the battle against Zoda!
* **Bounty -** $200,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

* Mute City
	+ Once called New York, this city is the galaxy’s intel transfer base and host the glitziest F-Zero Grand Prix.

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha haah... I found her!

**Zoda:** You're Lisa, right? Lisa Brilliant? ...Right?

**Lisa Brilliant:** And who are you?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Strange faces I don't know keep calling my name....

**Lisa Brilliant:** Friend or foe, you look a bit shady to me...

**Lisa Brilliant:** I've no business with you...

**Zoda:** Now, now, what kind of attitude is that?

**Zoda:** It's this shady fellow that holds your memory...

**Lisa Brilliant:** You can give me my memory back?

**Lisa Brilliant:** How many times do you think that line will fool me?

**Lisa Brilliant:** I'm already tired of that garbage...

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha haah... Oh yes, oh yes...

**Zoda:** Lisa Brilliant... You're the wife of the pirate Samurai Goroh! How's that?

**Lisa Brilliant:** I'm... what?!? I'm married to Samurai Goroh?

**Lisa Brilliant:** As if I'd believe a lie like that!

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha! You're intrigued, though!

**Zoda:** Compete against me! Win and I'll give you your memory!

**Zoda:** But if you lose, you'll become my servant!!!

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha haah!

**Lisa Brilliant:** OK, fine! I'm desperate!

**Lisa Brilliant:** ...And I know I can take you!

### **Post-Race**

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha hah... Not bad!!!

**Zoda:** I underestimated you a bit!

**Zoda:** I won't let you win so easily next time!

**Lisa Brilliant:** What? Hey!

**Lisa Brilliant:** You promised to restore my memory if I won the race!

**Zoda:** Hey, now! Try to calm yourself!

**Zoda:** Why, you actually believed I was serious? Really?

**Zoda:** That's hilarious! Aaah ha ha haaah!

**Black Shadow:** Shut up, fool!

**Zoda:** AAAAHHHH!!!

*(Black Shadow appears)*

**Black Shadow:** Lisa Brilliant.

**Black Shadow:** You did well to win against Zoda.

**Black Shadow:** I'm Black Shadow, the emperor of the universe.

**Black Shadow:** I've been keeping your memory...

**Black Shadow:** If you want it, you must race the next Grand Prix.

**Lisa Brilliant:** You're the only thing I remember!

**Lisa Brilliant:** You saw me at the Grand Prix.

**Lisa Brilliant:** Maybe this time... it's not a lie.

## Lisa Brilliant #5

**Location -** Lightning, Volute
**Objective -** Beat Black Shadow!
**Bounty -** $500,000,000

### **Pre-Race**

* Lightning
	+ Air pollution has created perpetual lightning zones here. Power companies built generators to power neighboring planets.

**Mr. Zero:** Grand Prix time!

**Mr. Zero:** She lost her memory last time! Will she be a tragic heroine?

**Mr. Zero:** That's right, it's Lisa Brilliant!

**Mr. Zero:** Black Shadow, the racing master, is also here!!!

**Black Shadow:** Lisa Brilliant... So you came.

**Black Shadow:** How about it? Wouldn't you like to work for me?

**Lisa Brilliant:** The only reason I came is to recover my memory!

**Lisa Brilliant:** That's it!

**Black Shadow:** I see...

**Black Shadow:** But if I win, you are mine!

**Black Shadow:** If you win, I give back your memory!

### **Post-Race**

**Mr. Zero:** The dark one’s craft is going to blow!

**Mr. Zero:** What will become of him?!?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Whoa!!! Wait!!!

**Lisa Brilliant:** What's he doing? Is that fiend running off?

**Lisa Brilliant:** I'll run you off myself after you return my memory!

*(The Blue Falcon appears.)*

**Captain Falcon:** Crafty as he is, I doubt he’s dead.

**Captain Falcon:** A huge explosion doesn’t mean a thing with him.

**Lisa Brilliant:** Huh? Falcon! Didn't know you were here!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Goroh will go nuts if he sees you...

**Lisa Brilliant:** Shouldn't you clear out of here?

**Lisa Brilliant:** That's it!!! I remember!!!

**Lisa Brilliant:** I loaned Goroh a chunk of money!

**Lisa Brilliant:** I've got to hurry up and get it back!

**Lisa Brilliant:** I can't just let him keep it!

### **Ending**

Somewhere, a Grand Prix race rages... Nobody knows if Lisa's memory is fully restored...