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## The Tridecagon

Jeff: Gah this game is so unbalanced! Not fair! If drones wont do the job, then i will use bullets. Hahahahaha.

Jeff spawns in the FFA map again, ready to play the game.

Jeff: Lets become a Mono tank. What body upgrade should i choose? Hmm maybe Wall, it gives more health according to the scenexe.io wiki.

Jeff wanders the area, searching for shapes. Eventually he finds some shapes and kills them, getting to level 30

Jeff: Sweet! At this point i just wont question why such large shapes exist. Anyways, the more bullets the better. \*Upgrades to triplet\* More health could also be useful. \*Upgrades to palace\*

Jeff: Maybe if i go towards the center there will be bigger shapes, like Diep.io. Oh sweet! A purple 9 sided shape, i wonder how much XP this will give. \*Kills Nonagon\* Ok i am level 45 now, the more bullets the better! \*Upgrades to Quadro-Ziggurgat\*

Jeff wanders the middle, killing more and more shapes. Jeff eventually reaches level 55.

Jeff: Damn i am so slow. Maybe because i put all my points into bullet stats and not movement speed. Whatever, shouldnt be too big of a problem.

Suddenly, a large white pentagon spawns beside Jeff

Jeff: Woah! A large white pentagon! How much EXP will this give? \*Starts destroying it\*

Unnamed Engineer-Bastion: Hey, watch it kid move over to your side. I am busy destroying this shape.

Jeff: Who are you? And where do you get those special traps? They seem so OP!

Unnamed Engineer-Bastion: Yeah, they are OP. For destroying shapes of course. Are you new here? Barely anyone uses your build, because of how trash it is.

Jeff: Trash? What do you mean? It shoots bullets that kill things!

Unnamed Engineer-Bastion: Yeah, it shoots bullets that do like 0 damage lol. You'd be better off using Disperse or Amalgam.

Jeff: Oh well, i cant change my tank now anyways. Also, whats this shape called?

Unnamed Engineer-Bastion: Its a Tridecagon.

Jeff: Oh.

Unnamed Engineer-Bastion: It has 13 sides, however sometimes a way larger shape spawns. Like waaaay larger. There are shapes with 14 and 15 sides that spawn very rarely. There have been rumors of a shape with 16 sides, but it is not confirmed.

Jeff: How big are those shapes lol. And how much XP do they give?

Unnamed Engineer-Bastion: Well.. A lot. I dont know the exact number. The Tridecagon's nearly destroyed anyways, wonder how much XP ill get this time. Oh not this guy again....

An alpha saw with the name "team pls" appears and moves past the two, while spinning rapidly.

Jeff: Hey, maybe he wants to team. Alpha saw, do you want to team?

Unnamed Engineer-Bastion: Welp, we had a good time together. Sort of.

"team pls" suddenly starts moving towards Jeff, then stops a couple pixels away from Jeff

team pls: team

Jeff: ok

team pls: yes

The tridecagon is destroyed and Jeff instantly levels up to Level 65. Suddenly, an alpha trap is launched at Jeff, taking around 1/2 of Jeff's HP

Jeff: Hey, what did you do that for? I thought we were team?

team pls: yes

team pls: team

Without warning, team pls Rams into a shocked Jeff, killing him instantly,

Jeff: Bruh. What is wrong with that player? Whatever i am going to have my revenge. And why are the traps so OP?

Jeff: Lets become an Alpha-Saw and try to kill "team pls" with the same tank!

team pls: hi

Jeff: Bruh you killed me why

team pls: yes

Jeff: Well i am going to have my revenge

team pls: ok

Jeff: DIEEEEEE! \*Charges at team pls\*

team pls shoots an alpha trap, heavily damaging Jeff

Jeff retaliates by shooting an alpha trap, which causes team pls's hp to drop drastically.

Jeff: Take that you stupid traitor!

team pls: ok

Jeff: Now die!

Suddenly an Unnamed Penta Saw appears and catches Jeff off guard, then rams into Jeff, killing Jeff instantly. The Unnamed penta saw and Team pls then both spin, as Jeff observes from the respawn screen. Team pls then shoots an alpha trap at the Unnamed penta saw, killing him instantly. Team pls then spins again, to mock Jeff of his death even more.

Jeff: ok this is just stupid \*rage quits\*