Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout

Not to be confused with Lil Waterloo Vietnamese Frytime, Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout is a well respected rapper and beatsmith in the underground scene within the town of Laško, Slovenia. Lil Waterloo AKA Bonifacius Bleecher JR was born in 2001 and raised in Haarlem, Netherlands where he spent years crafting brain-lobotomizing beats. He had a passion for making beats as early as 3 years old when his father Sergeant Bonifacius Bleecher gifted him a Yamaha YZF-R6. At the age of 16 Lil Waterloo was kicked out of his parents house for allegedly stabbing a girl who rejected him at school. Waterloo then hitchhiked across Europe from the Netherlands to Slovenia where he established himself in the underground Shithop community.

## Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout

### Aliases

Bonifacius Bleecher JR, The Zookeeper, Slovenia's Finest, Horseplay Jones

### Relatives

Sargent Bonifacius Bleecher, Lil Waterloo Vietnamese Takeout

## Appearances

### Discography Loss and Fleeing Slovenia

Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout was active in the Laško shithop scene from 2018-2020. After 2021 most of Kungpows discography was lost. Due to his obscurity not many people had backups of his music. Takeout himself hasn't been seen since 2022. He was last seen near the Bregana border crossing between Slovenia and Croatia. Fans guess that Kungpow has fled to Zagreb, Croatia although this can be disputed with the fact that nobody ever wants to end up in Croatia.

#### The Chinese Lead

In early 2023 a photo surfaced of a lead as to where Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout could be. The photo shows a man strikingly similar to Kungpow on a plane full of feminist activists. Fans were able to contact one of the women and found out the flight was from Zagreb, Croatia to Beijing, China. This sparked the theory that Kungpow fled the Bregana boarder to take a flight through Croatia to China. Evidence that Lil Waterloo is currently undercover in Beijing have also surfaced. A photo of a man very similar in appearance to Waterloo was found on a website for Sopranos themed Chinese E-dating.

### Controversy

#### Little Chinese Take-out

There are rumors that Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout was somehow involved in the infamous murder of Little Chinese Take-out, in which several of his "opps" reportedly shot him 107 times in the head and lit him on fire outside of his apartment. The perpetrators haven't been identified, and no evidence of Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout's involvement in any way exists. The basis for these accusations is unclear.

#### The Assassination of Shinzo Abe

July 8th, 2022 was one of Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeouts last public appearances. He was at the assassination of former Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe. He was seen fleeing the scene with the Prime Ministers wife Akie Abe. Unconfirmed reports from crowd members present at the speech say Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout was seen smoking, exchanging envelopes, and having a conversation with the perpetrator Tetsuya Yamagami before the murder.

### Recovered Songs and Discography List

A list of each album, its cover, and any recovered songs on them.

Horse of Course
 Track 3
 Track 4
 Track 5
 Track 6
 Track 7

Attack on the Glue Factory
 Track 3
 Track 4
 Track 5
 Track 6
 Track 7
 Track 8
 Track 9
 Track 10
 Track 11

the Bubbler
 Track 3
 Track 4
 Track 5
 Track 6
 Track 7
 Track 8
 Track 9
 Track 10(?)
remaster of FUCK BLEECHER SENIOR may exist.

Nuclear Fission Warp Sandwich
 Track 3
 Track 4
 Track 5
 Track 6
 Track 7
 Track 8
 Track 9
 Track 10
 Track 11

Nuclear Fission Warp Sandwich "Rough Release" Deluxe Edition
 Track 3
 Track 4
 Track 5
 Track 6
 Track 7
 Track 8
 Track 9
 Track 10
 Track 10.5
 Track 11
 Track 12
 Track 13
 Track 14
 Track 15
 Track 16
 Track 17
 Track 18
 Track 19
 Track 20

I'm different
 Track 2
 Track 3
 Track 4
 Track 5
 Track 6
 Track 7
 Track 8
 Track 9
 Track 10
 Track 11
 Track 12
(Title was difficult to decrypt)

Skize The Limit

Unknown single

I Saw Him

### Special Shoutout

Special shoutout to LWKP1#FAN for a majority of the info on this page. Without him just about any trace of Lil Waterloo Kungpow Takeout would be lost. If you have any questions for them you can reach them at LWKP1#FAN on Discord.