List of Ned's Newt episodes

The following is a complete episode list for the television show, Ned's Newt.

## Season 1 (1997)

 Out with the Old, In with the Newt: Ned goes to the pet store, hoping to buy an elephant, but all he can afford is a listless newt he called Newton who does nothing but sit in a fishbowl. The pet store owner sells him a can of Zippo for Newt, which turns Newton into a 6-foot transforming anthropomorphic newt. Ned and his new pal, Newton, trash the house by playing Tag. Note: This episode serves as the basis of the opening titles of the show.
What Rock Through Yonder Window Breaks?: Ned has a crush on the girl across the street, Linda Bliss, but can't talk to her. Newton tries to get her attention by throwing a pebble against Linda's bedroom window while she's asleep, but ends up throwing a rock, and destroys the window. Ned and Newton desperately try to replace it before Linda wakes up the next morning.

 Nightmare on Friendly Street: Ned's class are making small floats for the annual Friendly Day Parade, and Newton wants to help. He ends up making an enormous, barge-sized float for Ned, and ruins the parade when the float causes massive property damage and sinks in the water.
A Snitch in Time: Ned's tattletale cousin Renfrew comes to visit. He destroys most of Ned's toys and repeatedly tells on Ned. Newton decides to drive Renfrew away by causing a series of ridiculous situations, which causes Renfrew to have a nervous breakdown as he tattles to Ned's parents about them.

 Voyage to the Bottom of the Dump: Ned's father gives Ned a vintage "Captain Ocelot" action figure, after his son takes an interest in the show. Ned's mother, however, throws it out, and Ned and Newton have to go to the Friendly Falls Dump to find it again. Afterwards, they find out that the dump owner is actually the retired actor who played Captain Ocelot.
Happy Blood Alter Ring to You: Ned's mother wants a 35 carat "Goldina" ring for her birthday, but Newton just insists it's a cheap replica of a sacrifice ring used by a group of Peruvian savages called the Jajamojos. Ned and Newton go to Peru to get the ring, and brave the dangers of a temple full of booby traps, and escape being thrown in a volcano.

 Mars Dilemma: Ned is sent to the grocery store to get a can of tomato paste, but Newton instead suggests they go to Mars, thinking that it's made of tomato paste similar to the idea that the moon is made of green cheese. They go to Mars, and it is made of tomato paste! But they find that the tomato paste there tastes awful, so they decide to just get it from the grocery store after all.
Saturday Night Fervor: Ned wants to impress Linda at the school dance, but the town showoff, Rusty McCabe, also wants to impress Linda, and challenges Ned to a dance contest. Ned is completely unable to dance, but he hopes that Newton will be able to tutor him. When this doesn't work, Newton gets the idea to put Ned in a large costume, where he stands on his shoulders while Newton dances.

 \* Citizen Ned: Ned starts a paper route to save up money for a bike, but Newton has more ambitious plans for him. He turns Ned's paper route into a media empire, making him extremely wealthy, but depressed, because he doesn't even have time to ride his new bike. The episode's plot, as well as its title, is a homage to the classic film *Citizen Kane*.
* The Most Grating Show on Earth: Ned and Linda go on a date to the circus, after Newton accidentally sells Ned's parents' car to raise the $5 ticket price. The circus turns out to be a disaster, however, with listless, dull acts like the Fat, Bearded Lady who went on a diet and has no beard, to the juggler who can't juggle one ball. To prevent the date from being a failure, Newton saves the circus by performing a series of astounding circus acts, but also ends up causing the circus animals to stampede through town.

 \* Jurassic Joyride: After a fun weekend, Ned says he can't wait for the next one. This gives Newton the idea to build a time machine out of household items so that they can go back to Friday and do the weekend over again. They can't control the machine, however, and it ends up taking them to the jurassic period, where Ned accidentally stomps on a fly and changes history, causing newts to be the dominant life form on Earth instead of humans. They go back and fix this change, but still have trouble controlling the time machine to take them home, causing them to end up at Gilligan's Island. However, it turns out to be a dream, but the trip to Gilligan's Island was proven to be real.
* Take a Hike: Ned attends Boy Scout camp, and Newton notices that the other scouts have more merit badges than Ned. Ned doesn't care, as he's allergic to the outdoors and doesn't enjoy being a Boy Scout, but not wanting to see his owner disgraced, he motivates Ned to earn as many merit badges as he can. Eventually, when Ned becomes the most decorated Boy Scout, Newton decides to wrap the entire forest in anti-allergenic plastic, but when he does, Ned finds out that he wasn't allergic to anything in the forest, but to his mother's macademia-nut cookies that she always packs him.

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## Season 2 (1998-99)

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## Season 3 (1999)

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 \* Never-Never Ned: Newton is worried that when Ned grows up, he will get rid of him. When he learns about the story of Peter Pan, however, he decides to take Ned to Neverland, where he won't grow up. Through a comedy of errors, however, Ned and Newton instead uncover a unlicensed video distribution operation.
* To Have and Have Newt: Rusty McCabe is well-known around town as a snobby rich boy, but when Ned's photos get mixed up with Rusty's at the photo booth, Ned finds out that Rusty's family is broke. At first intending to disgrace him, Linda instead convinces him to be sympathetic, and people start donating things to Rusty's family. They later find out that these photos were from a theme park called "Live Like Ordinary People Land", where rich people *pretend* to be poor.

 Summer Rental: Ned's parents all go up to a cottage in the mountains, owned by Renfrew's parents, for some "peace and quiet". Renfrew's parents, unfortunately, are foley artists, and decide to catch up on some work while they're there. Things are made worse when Ned has to deal with Renfrew some more, and gets lost in the woods while trying to re-enact the stories of fictional nature hero Woodsy Foreston.
The Man Who Would Be Flemking: While Ned's family is at the beach, a message in a bottle washes ashore, from Ned's long-lost Uncle Sandy. Ned and Newton decide to go rescue him, and get swallowed by a whale, encounter sirens, and get caught in a maelstrom before finding him. It turns out that he helped to invent the microchip, and as such, is a multi-billionaire.

 Cyranewt de Bergerac: Ned signs up for the school debate team to be closer to Linda, despite the fact that he's bad at public speaking. Newton helps him by passing him notes, and Ned becomes the school debate champion. He's so good, in fact, that he successfully debates in favour of the town mayor's ridiculous plan to replace all of Friendly Fall's streets with canals, to ease pollution.
The Boy Who Newt Too Much: While recording an episode of "Ninja Fish From the Outback", Ned accidentally records a secret message, after Newton does some "modifications" to Ned's television antenna. Ned's parents accidentally return the tape to the video store, and are abducted and interrogated. Ned and Newton are sent on a mission of international espionage to recover the tape, find out its meaning, and rescue his parents.

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 \*Regattadamerang: Ned has been made the coxswain of the Friendly Falls rowing team in a regatta against the neighbouring town of Carty Garbageton, a filthy town founded by janitors and gas station attendants. Friendly Falls traditionally beats Carty Garbageton, by coming in second-last. Their "winning" streak is in trouble, though, when Friendly Falls loses all its money sponsoring a start-up company to sell smoke and soot from the town's old chimney factory. Many of the townspeople have to do menial work in Carty Garbageton to make the money back, but they're all fired when the town starts becoming clean. Ned then gets the idea to sell the soot to Carty Garbageton, and the town makes all its money back just in time for Friendly Falls to not come in last at the regatta.
* All's Well That Hens Well: Ned is showing a health science project to his class that could make or break his passing grade, a film he's made to show where food comes from. The film is extremely strange, however, because of the various roles Newton plays in it: from the Hard-Boiled Chicken, source of the world's hard-boiled eggs, to the Imitation Crab, source of the world's imitation crab meat. Ned's project is initially doomed because of Newton's involvement, but Ned's teacher thinks that it was actually a creative writing project that was due the following week, for which he gets an A+. She wonders where his health science project is, and the episode ends with Ned saying "I'll be right back," and leaving the classroom.