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**times that totally happened**

duchess close to dying: you should have left me...
I wanted to fight till the war was done.

Crisellia: well, you should take that up with the
higher authorities. oh wait, I am the higher authorities

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a higher mage
meeting with Annara: are these your new apprentices? they are very cute.

Annara:
one of the older apprentices just sent me video of them breaking two of my
windows and getting into a fistfight but ya, they are good looking kids.

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(I have no idea on how to do those line things)
High mage: So you have Duchess as an apprentice? Interesting.

Crisellia: Heh, yes.

(Loud thumping along with the busting down of the door can be heard.)

Crisellia: Speaking of which...

Duchess: (Incaffenated) Brownie! Where are my Jim-Jams and Doohickies?

Crisellia: Jams are in the closet, Doos are near the whatchamacallits.

Duchess: As I suspected! Violet says that her closet was in her pendant.

High mage: ...

Duchess: I've had an eureka moment and I must get back to work. To detective!

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duchess: I lost my mentor a few months ago

Crisellia: (from another room) I went MIA for a mission, stop telling people I'm dead!

duchess: sometimes I can still hear her voice

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crisellia: -gives duchess her higher mage amulet-

duchess: wow, you trust me that much? thats a big step for you.

crisellia: ya, I can't do it. -takes it back-

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(Cris and Violet about Duchess)

Violet: She said "trust me".

Crisella: Always a bad sign. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

Duchess: I didn't do it

Violet: Then why are you laughing?

Duchess: Cause whoever did is a freakin genius. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

Crisella: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Crisella: It becomes daytrogen.

Violet: My god..

Duches: I’m going to bed…

Crisella: Good nitrogen

Crisella: Sleep tightrogen

Crisella: Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

***Distant screams***

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duchess: you raised a bunch of liars!

crisella: I am aware of that

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duchess: -makes refferance to a fanfiction she just read-

crisselia: I think I know that from somewhere

duchess: oh gosh I hope not -internally screams-

crisselia: -internally- oh no, she read my fanfic, oh no

both: sweats nervously

raven: -walks in-

raven: -watches both be schetchy-

raven: -walks out of the room-

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(About Raven)
Crisellia: She looks happy, and it’s a good thing for you that she does.

Violets love-interest-thing-: is this the part where you say if you hurt her, I’ll kill you?

Crisellia: No if you hurt Raven, she is quite capable of killing you herself. Probably with a variety of weapons.

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after an incidence including vodka, drunk uno, an unknown magic book, and all the celetial mages, all of said mages know how to use basic magic of each element. don't ask....

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(Dmitri taking a morning trip to Water HQ to drop off a load of Umbra Stones) (Kauana are unable to eat or drink)

Dmitri: Oy Duchess?

Duchess (hasn't had her coffee yet): tf you want?

Dmitri: What is coffee?? Why do you like it so much?

Duchess: -launches into a two-hour lecture on caffeine-

Dmitri: -backs away slowly-

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crisselia: Who drugged raven?

duchess: I didn't drug her. She was awake for three days in a row and had the sniffles, I tried that new medicine raven made, it worked.
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Duchess: Give us the gate key.

Guard: I have no gate key.

Duchess: Dmitri, rip his arms off.

Guard: Oh you mean \*this\* gate key.
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Dmitri: OMG CRISS GET IN HERE NOW

Crisselia: ???

Dmitri: ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

Crisselia: What are you even talking about?

Dmitri: **points**THERES A FLOWER GROWING ON MY WINDOWSILL

Crisselia: ...
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Crisselia: Violet was cold, so I told her to sit in a corner.

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Crisselia starting #Airelementproblems with really stupid things like "I felt the wind pick up and I suddenly was worried another air element was trying to overpower me #Airelementproblems" and "Today I paniced and make a tornado #Airelementproblems"

Then Dmitri being like “I got jump scared by a guard and I accidentally set everything around me on fire #FireElementProblems” and “Whenever i’m near water you can practically see it evaporating #FireElementProblems”

**crisselia**

Crisellia plays video games in her spare time.

She also writes fanfiction

She reads batman and really likes damian

In a musical AU her theme is heartache

If she ever met toriel they would swap pie recipes.

She sings when she in on missions alone. Only close people actually know her singing voice.

dispite being able to fly and do flips mid-air she still cannot do a cart-wheel

when she is really tierd she will go into pun-mode, no one can out pun her. be warned.

Not addicted by sugar (Or caffine). At all

tim drake levels of sleep deprivation

she can remember all of her students, every single one of them. It does not matter how meny students she has or how they died, she remembers them all... and when a new one dies.... it hurts just as much as when her first apprentice died, yet she still trains new apprentices because she knows the world needs new magic users and she has to put the world before her own needs.

crisselia does not like the alphas much. not because they disclude the celestials from jammain lore or becuase they are more popular, but because they send in untrained, innocent CHILDREN to fight their worst enemy and to her, that is a worse notion then the phantoms themselves.

**Duchess**

Tumblr addict

Closet anime fan, especially Your Lie In April and Monster Strike

In a musical AU, her main song would probably Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab.

Constantly hums/sings to herself.

Professional procrastinator

Coffee is her lifeblood. She gets super high off it.

Is a fan of folk music.

Borders on asexuality

Has a habit of hissing and growling while in human form.

Messy hair don’t care

**Dmitri**

#confused

sneezes like a kitten

Due to being dragged into Cris and Duchess's musical au, his theme is This is Me from The Greatest Showman.

His middle finger salutes you.

is fascinated by nature and will often be distracted by the smallest things- fireflies, snails, dandelions..

Can be a bit of a meathead at times

pretty much worships all the high mages