A White Christmas on the Battlefield

## A White Christmas on the Battlefield ~For the Serving Citizens~

### Prologue ~The Tired Troops~

> **Leviathan:** The bookstore is crazy busy at the end of the year... Honestly, battle training is really hard on me right now...
> **Erdinger:** Even though it's Christmas, I don't even have a partner to spend it with...
> **Trappe:** I don't like the crowded streets...
> **Kingfisher:** Oh dearie me, everyone is so tuckered out...
> **???:** Fu fu fu!
> **Satan:** The Christmas messengers, sent to cheer up those in need...
> **Sofielaus:** Sofielaus!!
> **Satan Claus:** Aaand! Satan Claus!!
> **Double Claus:** Are heeere!!!!
> **Sofielaus:** We brought Christmas presents to turn everybody's tired frowns upside down!!
> **Satan Claus:** That's right!!
> **Sofielaus:** Hey Satclaw, those horns are actually really in the way.
> **Satan Claus:** Eh?
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### Chapter 1 ~Double Claus Off to Work~

> **Sofielaus:** Alright!! Let's go, Satan Claus!
> **Sofielaus:** Let's do everything in our power to raise all Demi's troops' morale through the roof!
> **Satan Claus:** You got it! The Double Santas are gonna make everyone so full of happiness!
> **Sofielaus:** Yeah alriiiight!!!
> **Satan Claus:** Yay yaaay!!!!
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### Chapter 2 ~An Item Suitable for You~

> **Satan Claus:** Grandpa Fisheeer!! Happy Merry Christmaaaas!!
> **Kingfisher:** Oh! Well aren't you wearing such a cute outfit today.
> **Sofielaus:** Ha ha ha! The good Santas have a happy present for you, gramps!
> **Satan Claus:** It's a Christmas sticker!
> **Satan Claus:** If you put it on your horns, you'll feel super duper happy like you wanna party!
> **Kingfisher:** Ooh my! Isn't that just precious. Why yes, I do feel happy!
> **Sofielaus:** Yeah! We got 1 happy!
> **Sofielaus:** Yeah yeah yeah!! Onto the next one!!
> **Satan Claus:** Grandpa Gaardeeen!
> **Hoegaarden:** Hm?
> **Sofielaus:** Ha ha ha!! The Double Santas got a happy Christmas gift for you!
> **Hoegaarden:** It's... glasses...?
> **Sofielaus:** Yeah! You're so cool! So here's some ultra cool sunglasses!
> **Hoegaarden:** I, I see... Thanks.
> **Satan:** Yaaaaaay! Got our 2nd happy!
> **Sofielaus:** Alright alright alright!! Let's keep on goin'!!!
> **Hoegaarden:** ...........
> **Hoegaarden:** ......Am I supposed to wear these.......?
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### Chapter 3 ~Blow Away Your Loneliness~

> **Erdinger:** Sigh. Another Christmas all alone...
> **Erdinger:** I work through morning anyway... I'm not lonely or anything...
> **Singha:** I have work as well.
> **Singha:** We're open on Christmas Eve until morning. If you feel like coming by, I'll treat you to some champagne.
> **Erdinger:** Ooh. That might be pretty nice...
> **Erdinger:** Would you spend some time and drink with me, so I don't get lonely...?
> **Satan Claus:** Hi hi hiiii!
> **Singha & Erdinger:** !?!?
> **Satan Claus:** To ease your loneliness, Satan Claus...!
> **Sofielaus:** Aaand Sofielaus!
> **Double Claus:** Are heeere!!!!
> **Sofielaus:** This is for you, Erdinger! A holy night talisman!
> **Sofielaus:** It's a charm that'll get you and your partner all revved up!
> **Erdinger:** I'm happy, but. Isn't that a pretty aggressive effect?
> **Satan:** And this is for Singha! You can put it on the doll over there!
> **Singha:** Wow, I do like this kind of thing. Thanks.
> **Satan Claus:** Yaaaaaay! We got our 3rd and 4th happies!
> **Sofielaus:** Alright alright!! Come on, let's go!!!
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### Chapter 4 ~Sneaking Warmth into Your Heart~

> **Sofielaus:** Found you, Trappe!!
> **Trappe:** !!!!
> **Satan Claus:** Heeey! Happy Christmaaaas!
> Zooop!!
> **Trappe:** !?!?
> **Sofielaus:** Hehe! It fits good and snug on your right hand!
> **Satan Claus:** It's a cute Santa-san to give the good boy Trappe a smile!
> **Trappe:** Santa? Isn't this our enemy...?
> **Trappe:** ....But. It's.... warm. ...T-thanks.......
> **Sofielaus:** Hehe...! No prob!
> **Satan Claus:** And this is for Vaivai!
> **Leviathan:** Va-... Vaivai!?
> **Sofielaus:** Special-made gloves! My design!!!!
> **Sofielaus:** When you get stressed out from not bein' able to say what you want, how about you release some of that stress with your fists!
> **Leviathan:** Eeek...! These types of tough chara goods have nothing to do with me...
> **Satan Claus:** Nothing to do with you? Oh no, no, no! They suit you so well! They make you look so strong!
> **Sofielaus:** That's right Vaivai! And these also have another effect! They'll bring out your latent abilities!
> **Sofielaus:** Put these on and go beat the living daylights outta the demon king's army!
> **Leviathan:** ....A-again with the "Vaivai".....
> **Leviathan:** B-but, I do feel like it's bringing out more power within me, maybe...
> **Sofielaus:** Riiight!? Alright! You're happy now too!
> **Satan Claus:** Yes yes! We got our 6th happy!
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### Ending ~The Accomplished Double Claus~

> *And so, the Double Santas...*
> *Continued to bring happiness to all of the troops...*
> **Sofielaus:** Alriiiiiight! All troops complete!!
> **Satan Claus:** Making everyone happy makes me happy too!
> **Sofielaus:** Same here. I feel super refreshed!
> **Sofielaus:** Look at that Satclaw!
> **Sofielaus:** Even the sunset's giving its blessing to all our happy power!
> **Satan Claus:** Oohwhoa! Even the sun is celebrating! What a very happy happy occasion!
> **Sofielaus:** Yeah! Now let's keep on and do the final wrap-up!
> **Satan Claus:** Yes! Sofilaw! I am in complete agreement!
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### Epilogue ~I Love You!~

> **Satan Claus:** Demiiiiiiii!!
> *As I was getting things settled related to the battlefield, a blue reindeer rushed towards me.*
> **Demi:** Wait, Santa...? Huh? Or is it actually a reindeer after all...?
> **Satan Claus:** Non non! I am Satan Claus!
> **Satan Claus:** Sofielaus is waiting over there! Come with me!
> *I followed where Satan Claus was leading me, and we ended up arriving at...*
> Pop pop!!
> **Sofielaus:** Happy Christmas! Demi!
> **Satan Claus:** And congratulations on being appointed commanding officer! Aaand thank you!
> **Ringnes:** Congratulations, Demi.
> **Kona:** Congratulations.
> **Blue Moon:** (congratulatory feelings)
> **Carlsberg:** Hmph. I'll allow you to be in my presence today.
> **Demi:** Huh? What's all this...?
> **Demi:** Could it be, this gathering here today is for my sake?
> **Urquell:** That's right. The main star of this event today, Demi, is you.
> **Urquell:** We wanted to celebrate a fresh guy like you taking on the job of being our commander.
> **Tiger:** Let's have a toast already and drink 'til the bar's closed!
> **Everyone:** Cheers!!!
> *And so, I had a lively and cheerful time...*
> *For my first Christmas on Punebuma.*
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