Topsy Bot 5000

"Y'all m\*therf@ckers need Jesus!"

Among the purportedly numerous "highly advanced, independently thinking and evolving worker droids" created by Dr. Harrison Blackwood, Topsy Bot 5000 (usually just "Topsy") is the most devious and unruly.

Topsy's original design as a Concession-Bot left him rather inarticulate physically speaking, without functional arms. Instead, the space that would've contained the motors and circuitry necessary to operate his upper limbs was dedicated to housing a functional slushie machine. His arms appear to be installed merely for aesthetic purposes.

It also would appear that Topsy's head itself is capable of popping popcorn. Hoses constructed into the back of his head feed butter into the supply of popcorn contained within from an unknown source.

Topsy has no legs, instead using advanced hover technology to move about.

Topsy served at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater for an undetermined amount of time (presumably in the 1950's or 1960's) before it was shut down as a result of the dangerous movie-related experiments conducted there by Dr. Blackwood.

Decades later, when Commander Rick Wolf takes refuge from the zompocalypse within Cine-A-Sorrow Theater, Topsy and Johnny Cylon join him in watching the bad movies that Blackwood forces him to watch.

Other "Topsy-Bots" have been in service at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater, such as Topsy Bot 3000. It is stated that the 3000 model is considered Topsy's grandfather, suggesting a Topsy Bot 4000 exists or existed.

## Character Overview

Topsy often exhibits the qualities of a sociopath, sometimes to the point that he attempts to humorously kill those around him for the sake of a prank. This behavior usually clashes with fellow prisoners at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater. According to Topsy, himself, he is the smartest robot ever produced.

"My job, at the theater, used to be to go around and give people samples of the things they could buy at the concession counter. The kids would come and just throw the corn. I'm like, 'You're not even eating it. You're just making a mess!' And Cylon would come by and sweep it up. I'd be like 'There goes my beautiful thoughts, memories and you people don't even care!' That's when I decided I would just enslave humanity. I'm gonna figure out a way to paw at their heads and eat their brains, waste their thoughts and this is how I do it. This is how I waste humanity's thoughts. You're watching Robot Co-op!" - Tomb Raider Anniversary

Topsy found a survivor of the zompocalypse in the alley out back of the theater, an audio engineer named Jon. Topsy has re-christened him Benjamin Pickles and keeps him as a pet/slave. He is allowed to participate in streams and other fun shorts.

## The Name

Topsy's name comes from Kansas City based gourmet popcorn shop, Topsy's. The popcorn tin that is still

   used for the puppet's head was actually purchased from the first Topsy's (opened in 1950) on the Country Club Plaza.

## Quotes of Particular Note

Thanks for the Cockblock, Captain Whiskers! - Resident Evil HD Remaster 2015 Part 6

Y'all m\*therf@ckers need Jesus! - Resident Evil HD Remaster 2015 Part 6

Don't look at me. I didn't write this shit. - Resident Evil VII Part 1

If I can't do well, I'll do bad. - Hitman 2 Multiplayer with Topsy

I don't have to eat a turd to know that it tastes like shit. - Evil Dead: The Game

## Voice List

Voice List

The Crew