A Very Caillou Thanksgiving

CAILLOU THE GROWNUP, Episode 5

**A Very Caillou Thanksgiving** is the fifth episode of the CAILLOU THE GROWNUP series by AOK.

## Plot

Caillou and his parents arrive at Grandma and Grandpa's house for Thanksgiving and Boris tells them that they're here. Grandpa asks his son how he is doing. Boris replies that his life sucks and he claims that he hates Caillou as he is his "big mean son". Caillou claims that he is a "big nice son", which Grandma agrees to. Caillou asks his father where he is going. Boris says that he is going to drink and he will see them at dinner. While Boris day drank and watched football with Grandpa, Caillou helps out in the kitchen with his mother and Grandma. Grandma asks Caillou to help her whip up the mashed potatoes. Caillou claims that he calls them "mashed pan-tatoes", and sticks some in his private area, which makes Grandma laugh thinking it was funny. But Doris tells her to stop encouraging him as it is not humorous. Grandma says that Caillou is a "good boy". Caillou says that he will be a real good boy and check on his father. Caillou went to the living room to see his father and Grandpa watching football with mashed potatoes in his shorts. Caillou asks Boris to see his new dance move called the "Thanksgiving Thunderfoot". He moonwalks and pushes his arms forward in front of the TV, spilling mashed potatoes all over the carpet. Boris asks Caillou to "f\*\*king move\*, but Grandpa tells him that he needs to relax and it is so much fun. The doorbell rang. Caillou answers the door to reveal Boue and her parents. Boue wishes Boris a Happy Thanksgiving and Boris thanks her and says that he hates her. Boris also says hello to his brother Jim and his wife Susan. Jim asks that he is drinking early this year. Boris said yes and not all of them need A.A. Grandma calls them all for dinner, and Caillou and his family sat down for a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner, Boris says to Grandma that everything looks great. Grandpa brings out the turkey to the table, but that disgusts Caillou and Boue. Caillou wanted pizza instead of turkey and so does Boue, saying that she and Caillou wanted to be "pizza pilgrims". Caillou and Boue imagine that they are pilgrims in the forest with pizza on the table, shouting out "Pizza Pilgrims! Pizza Pilgrims! Pizza Pilgrims!", but Boris snapped at them to shut up. Grandpa said that if Caillou and Boue wanted pizza, they say they'll order a pizza. Boris angrily declined about it and insisted that they're eating Grandma's turkey, but Caillou and Boue whined "But we don't wanna!". Jim said that they don't need pizza, but Grandma said that she'll order them a pizza, but as she is about to order a pizza on her cell phone, Boris slaps it out of her hand. Grandpa warned Boris that if he does it again, he'd be eating teeth soup tonight. Caillou and Boue taunt that "Daddy's in trouble", but Boris snapped at both of them, saying that he not and so sick of their sh\*t. Grandpa stood up for them and said that he is sick of his sh\*t and so does Grandma, who tells him that he has been acting like a maniac all day. Boris said "No, I'm not, they are!". Jim admits that he hates his kid, too. Jim asks Boris for some scotch, but Boris refuses, claiming it's his. Grandpa says that Boris is drunk, while Grandma insists that Boris is making a fool out of himself . Boris angrily insists that he is not drunk and that if he was making a fool out of himself, he would make "mashed pan-tatoes", do the "Thanksgiving Thunderfoot", or have a f\*cking pizza on thanksgiving. Boris then asks Grandpa how does he like it, and then says daddy 3 times to Grandpa the same way Caillou says it. Boris then complains that Grandma and Grandpa think it's cute when Caillou does it, that they always take his side and that he sucks. Boris wants his scotch, which he drinks, and then sings "I'm Daddy, thats me!" before throwing his glass against the wall. Caillou then says they should call the cops on Boris. Grandma agrees, but as she pulls out her cellphone again to call the cops, Boris slaps it out of her hands again. Grandpa has had enough. He says he warned him and that it's fighting time now. Boris tells Grandpa to relax, but Grandpa refuses, claiming that he raised a psycho, and that he hates his big mean son. Grandpa proceeds to beat up Boris as Caillou and Boue cheer on happily.

## Outro

As usual with the other episodes, it ends with the Caillou theme, but rather than Caillou asking the viewers to subscribe to AOK, it was the narrator who did so. The narrator said this: "Caillou wants you to subscribe to AOK, or he's going to come burn down your house. Don't forget to ring the bell!"

## Transcript

**Narrator:** A Very Caillou Thanksgiving.

**Boris:** Grandma. Grandpa. We're here.

**Grandpa:** There's my boy. How's everything?

**Boris:** Oh, it f\*\*king sucks. I hate my big mean son. So.

**Caillou:** But I'm a big nice son, Daddy.

**Grandma:** You sure are, Caillou.

**Caillou:** Where are you going, Daddy?

**Boris:** To drink. I'll see you at dinner.

**Narrator:** While Daddy day-drank and watched football with Grandpa, Caillou helped Grandma out in the kitchen.

**Grandma:** Caillou, help me whip up the mashed potatoes.

**Caillou:** I call them mashed pan-tatoes.

**Grandma:** That's really funny, Caillou.

**Doris:** No, its not. Don't encourage him.

**Grandma:** He's a good boy.

**Caillou:** I'm gonna be a real good boy and go check in on Daddy.

**Narrator:** Caillou went to the living room to watch football with Grandpa and Daddy.

**Announcer on TV:** The ball is snapped.

**Caillou:** Want to see my Thanksgiving dance?

**Boris:** Oh, my God.

**Caillou:** I call it "The Thanksgiving Thunderfoot". (scatting)

**Boris:** Oh, my God. Can you f\*\*king move!?

**Grandpa:** Oh, it's fun. You need to relax.

(doorbell rings)

**Caillou:** I'll get it. Oh, boy! Oh, boy! It's cousin Boue.

**Boue:** That's me! Happy Thanksgiving Uncle Daddy!

**Boris:** Thanks, but I also hate you. Oh, hi cousin Jim. Susan.

**Jim:** Drinking a little early this year, huh?

**Boris:** Yeah, well not all of us need AA, Jim. So.

**Grandma:** Dinner's ready!

**Boris:** Oh, thank God.

**Narrator:** Caillou and his family sat down for a nice Thanksgiving dinner.

**Boris:** Wow, this all looks great, Grandma.

**Grandpa:** And here comes the main course. Gobble gobble.

**Caillou:** I don't want turkey! I want pizza!

**Boue:** I want pizza too. I wanna be pizza pilgrims.

**Caillou & Boue:** (chanting) Pizza pilgrims, pizza pilgrims, pizza pilgrims!

**Boris:** Shut up!

**Grandpa:** Look, Daddy. If they want pizza, lets order them a pizza.

**Boris:** No, we're not ordering a goddamn pizza on Thanksgiving. We're gonna eat Grandma's goddamn turkey.

**Caillou & Boue:** But we don't wanna!

**Jim:** They don't need pizza.

**Grandma:** I'll order them a pizza.

**Boris:** No!

**Grandpa:** Hey, you do that to your mommy again and you'll be eating tea soup tonight you little s\*\*t.

**Caillou & Boue:** Uh, oh! Daddy's in trouble! Daddy's in trouble! Daddy's in trouble!

**Boris:** Shut up! I'm not! I'm so sick of both of your s\*\*t.

**Grandpa:** Daddy, I'm sick of your s\*\*t.

**Grandma:** Me too! You've been acting like a maniac all day.

**Boris:** No, I'm not. They are.

**Jim:** You ain't wrong. I hate my kid too. Boris, can I get some scotch?

**Boris:** No, its mine!

**Grandpa:** You're drunk!

**Boris:** I've had a wet Thanksgiving. Sure. But I'm not drunk.

**Grandma:** You're making a fool out of yourself, Boris.

**Boris:** Oh, I'm making a fool of myself? Okay, if I was making a fool of myself, I'd be making mashed pan-tatoes. Yippee, like that s\*\*t. Or I'd be doing "The Thanksgiving Thunderfoot". F\*\*ing look at me! (scatting) Like that. Or I'd be eating a pizza. Like this. How do you like it, huh? Daddy! Daddy! Daddy all f\*\*king day!

**Doris:** Daddy, you're acting like Caillou.

**Boris:** Grandma and Grandpa think its cute when he does it. They always take Caillou's side and he sucks. Give me my f\*\*king scotch. "I'm Daddy! That's me!"

**Caillou:** We should call the cops on Daddy!

**Grandma:** Good idea, Caillou. I'll call...

**Boris:** No!

**Grandpa:** Alright, I warned you. It's fighting time you little s\*\*t! Get over here!

**Boris:** Okay, you need to relax.

**Grandpa:** I can't relax because I raised a psycho. I hate my big mean son. Get back here. Yeah, take that Daddy!

**Boris:** Gah, s\*\*t!

**Caillou & Boue:** Yay!

THE END