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salmon pole dances and shit,

GOD and god do lore. kongouwowu.mp3

oh god, now there time fuckery

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liesel walks up to tower in raining weather, thunderclaps and shit

lie bangs stuff on head

head master guy explains shit while high as shit

liesel requests to sleep

liesel roasts with no mercy

do i have to pay? for the joint?

AMY DOES PLAYS BEYOND POSSIBLE GODSHIP KNOWLEDGE

liesel takes joint, sharing is caring

headmaster goes full commie

liesel sells joint back to headmaster, oh god

liesel takes clothes, and gets godlike luck, finds deck of many things

22 cards in deck, "fantastic" says amy

cards in hands, heads back to bestiary

knife to throat anastasia

kinda hot of u maam

liesel is late

liesel is hot

pete gets drunk again or shit and still in bar chanting "sodomy," oh god

pete drink rat poisoning

pete stays in bar

katrina: yall gonna be running some tasks

alastair notes that liesel is from the "soul sucking place"

attempts bear hugs, fails, hugs ysenia instead, hug sesh

and then alastair hugs aetheus, war crimes begin

aetheus questions their life desicions with parth

tyrone wanders off to bar, parth is fine with is

tyrone makes a fuckton of many playing craps, and now hes rich

rocktopus is names dwayne the rock

tyrone is in a tux, he has a monacle and his fucking ripped, with 4 rolex

tyrone is dragging pete's clothes with a gold chain, a pimp cane and fedora, pete is naked

tyrone is the most player player of all players

we go to desk to and registers for stuff,

asks people for papers

novem turns in for petes papers

tall people grab pete and he is turned on

pete escapes the manly men

pete hides in bestiary

pete walks out of hiding spot because he thinks he is a different person when he is in different clothes

pete gets manhandles again

pete gets is fights them or some shit, and he gets beat up and in unable to explain

hunks find novems card, and attempt to pick pete up

loki draws pictures of dergs and borbs

parth does calculus for taxes

liesel, alastair, novem, ysenia and loki fail, need rehab for reading

rocktopus flexes on us all, oh god oh shit

group of slim people, jimothy, james, johnny, bob and bentthew (slim jims)

also, there are a bunch of maids (necro nanies)

also, there are people roasting and eating BEANS (bean bois)

we are the late kids

also, there are more tests and shit, which are more dangeorus??

we gotta sign up for events (duel [physical], mascot, constitution, survival)

--LOREMAN IS CONFUSED--

parths does magic foresight shit and now aetheus knows shit?

there is another event for espionage or some shit

anyone who takes the test is able to do the espionage event, im so confused

Stuff in the scavenger hunt Book about greatest magic of all Rocky scale Fresh grown produce A specific flask of beer.

theres a scavenger hunt, i dont remember the shit, im confused

loki and alastair are fighting or something

amy makes a miniboss, and theres a demigorgon, oh god what the fuck is going on

imma just personal mental canon - LOREMAN

LOREMAN is confused - LOREMAN

lore has ended?

yo tengo el mucho confuso

then enter a ring and arena a shit, jim and some guy fight alastair and loki

and then they fight

aetheus rickrolls jim

loki isnt having a good time

loki almost dies

loki wins by technicality, bc aethu fucks with shit oh boy

alastair fight some small pixie james

"i cast friends to sway the judges" - amy

alastair isn't having a good time

liesel draws a card from the deck of many things and effects opponent

pixie is now naked because talons of something, because magic from liesel

alastair does diving smite or soemthing

pixie's ally mans try to do stuff

alastair doesn't do dumb shit and get illused to walk out of the arena

pixie walks out of arena

aetheus is fighting a manmaid who aetheus is simping over

cattie ate mayo with cereal

loki knocked ut manmaid and something happened? yay?

loki and alastair get poitns for some shit

liesel looks fro a giant eagel and buys shit, and buys aisels upon aisles of shit

liesel also grabs a single asparagus, and a 12 pack of regular beer (amen)

aethues' canister falls s=out of pocket, and reconstitutes

theres a leaky faucet, alastair illusion of beer or something

novem tries to swipe rocktopus, confusion

apparent success

parth ties for first place and gets a fucking huge ego boost

ya boi nitpicks dumb shit and just fucks over peoples vulnerabilities

I REMEMBER LIBRARY SHIT (I FEEL THE PACING IS A BIT FAST), mmmm something remembering shit, i am confused

gurag fucking annaliates shit

alastair is lactose intolerant and he shits his pants in the constitutions test

he then shits into the judges mouth

pete gets kidknapped and saved by his rehab manager?

the end?