Desperate Emperor Invades!

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**Desperate Emperor Invades!** is an Ultimate Wizard quest released for the TW Magical Sweethearts event for the Taiwanese version of Crash Fever. The quest is also known by it's full name, **The Final!? Desperate Emperor Invades! Everything is for the future!**.

After the events of Sister Complex Baron Invades!, Zhang Guolao, Han Xiangzi, Yang Jian, and Shing Wong travel with the talking Jerry in order to find the "Empress of Despair" and find the legendary Magical Girl so they can return home. Zhang Guolao asks where the Empress of Despair is, and Jerry responds that it can't sense her anywhere; it wasn't expecting this, and it can't make that many NPCs. Shing Wong asks if it means that the NPCs are bugged, but Zhang Guolao soon notices Fude Zhengshen (TUDI-190526); he asks if she is an NPC. However, Fude Zhengshen just tells him to shut up as she's sleeping and refuses to wake up. Han Xiangzi admits that this Fude Zhengshen can be a bit slow sometimes, but then says this is a bit much. She then realizes something is off about the situation, and Jerry confirms what she is thinking by saying that it must be the work of the Empress of Despair.

Yang Jian tells them to watch out, and a dark fog appears around Fude Zhengshen. When the fog disappears, the Empress of Despair is revealed - Donghai Longwang. Jerry warns them that it was a trap, while Shing Wong comments that Donghai Longwang has bad taste. Donghai Longwang remarks that their "friend" was actually an enemy, and that it must bring them pain and sorrow. Zhang Guolao admits that it was quite unexpected, and Donghai Longwang says that she has been watching over them. She asks if they plan to thwart her plans, and then says that only she knows where the legendary Magical Girl is, and then attacks them with her mech.

She calls them weaklings and cowards, and tells them to face her, although Zhang Guolao points out that Donghai Longwang is the one hiding behind a mech. They manage to defeat her mech and try to blow it up, and the Empress of Despair muses if this is the power of hope.

She then tells them enough, and that they will feel the depths of despair. She then admits that she doesn't actually know where the legendary Magical Girl is, much to everyone's dismay. Zhang Guolao asks how they are supposed to get back now, and they have to deal with their worst nightmare. Suddenly, however, a voice calls out to tell them to not lose hope, and uses a "Rainbow Whirlwind" spell to attack Donghai Longwang. Donghai Longwang realizes who the attacker was, and curses them all as she runs away crying while saying how much she hates Magical Girls. Han Xiangzi takes note of the attack, and wonders if the person who used it could have been the legendary Magical Girl.

The girl steps forth, and it's revealed that it's Bi Gan. She says that she's just a normal girl, and she likes animals and helping others out. She then says in actuality, she is a Magical Girl, and transforms into her Magical Girl form. Han Xiangzi points out that Bi Gan is the legendary Magical Girl they were looking for. Shing Wong sighs and shakes her head, remarking that she knew it had to have been Bi Gan. Bi Gan asks them who Bi Gan is, and says that she's "Magical Girl Caishen" while complaining that the script seems off. Zhang Guolao asks her how they can get back home, and Bi Gan responds that that wasn't in the script.

Bi Gan quickly realizes they aren't NPCs, and starts to worry. Zhang Guolao explains what happened, and Bi Gan wonders what went wrong. She then surmises that the delivery person must have messed up and delivered a broken device. Yang Jian is furious at Bi Gan for putting her through this embarrassment, and then tells her that this didn't happen and to not say a word about it later. Shing Wong just says they should end this, and that she has lots of work to do. Bi Gan says she will unlock the script for them, and with a flash of light they all return back to the Sages of Justice headquarters.

Han Xiangzi tells Zhang Guolao that Shing Wong and Yang Jian had already left, and asks if he is doing OK. He says he's just tired after what just happened. He asks what they should do with the device now, and Bi Gan sends a message saying that the script never got deleted and she sent a normal script. She asks them if it was fun, and says they can do it again at any time. Han Xiangzi remarks that it wasn't that bad, and that Zhang Guolao looked cute during it. Zhang Guolao just says he's never doing that again.

## Counter Units

The Regional Festival Event counter units to this quest are the Magical Sweetheart versions of Zhang Guolao and Han Xiangzi.

## Quest Overview

* [Prologue]
* [Ultimate]
* [Epilogue]
* [The Final Epilogue]

## Post Quest Blurbs

Some blurbs have been edited for clarity.

* **Paradise Magical Girl:** Paradise Magical Girl Zhang Guolao. Specializes in elixirs and paradise magic. Heals despair in people's hearts, but has issue [text was cutoff from the end of the blurb]
* **Melody Magic Honey Han Xiangzi:** Melody Magical Girl Han Xiangzi. Skilled in musical magic, which she uses to subdue evildoers. Close to Zhang Guolao.
* **Empress of Despair:** Empress of Despair. Fills the world with despair. She seeks to conquer the world by sapping the spirits of the living.
* **Jerry and the Empress of Despair:** The Empress once sought to be a Magical Girl, but was rejected by Jerry for being too old. Stung, she lashed out at the world.

## Trivia

* Like the previous quest, this one is a parody of the Magical Girl genre of anime.

 **Hatcher Units** | Zhang Guolao (Magical Sweetheart ver.) • Yang Jian (Magical Sweetheart ver.) • Han Xiangzi (Magical Sweetheart ver.) • Shing Wong (Magical Sweetheart ver.)