Chon Risu

Chon Risu

 —Troller

## **Description**

**Troller** or **Chon Risu** was the chairman of the Banh Mi Council. He *de facto* ruled The State of Banh Mi. He bares a dream of an utopia where people can fill their tummy with free chicken sandwiches.

## **History**

### **Early Life**

Chon Risu was born on 27th October of 2008. His mom was a professional baseball coach, his dad had an extensive history of success in baseball, and they had an unreachably high expectation for Chon Risu. At 6 years old, Chon was kicked out of his family due to his incompetence in baseball.

* Rumors said that Chon Risu couldn't throw a ball straight because of his EMD (Excessive Masturbation Disease).

During his 5 years of homelessness, Chon Risu wandered around the world as a beggar, living off of others' leftovers and mone He ended up staying in Xicabu because the people there are so fucking easy to beg for. On a 2016 miraculous night, when he was sleeping right in front of a bookstore door. It was December, the weather was so fucking cold that it was almost unbearable without some protections. Chon Risu, of course did not have the money to buy any clothing. He had to sleep through the winter like grizzly bears except the fact that they got a fur armor when Chon Risu had none. The bookstore manager saw the scene and couldn't hold his tears. He came up to Chon Risu and gives him the thickest, heaviest book that he got in the store. It was the Marxist-Leninist book. It was so fucking thick that Chon Risu could cover his malnourished body with the book cover. He ate the papers to live day by day. It tasted very red. Due to boredom, he read some of the pages. He found out that he was in loved with the idea of an utopia. One day, a rising youtuber whose name is "Jimmy "Mr. Beast" Donaldson" had feed him a scrumptious banh mi thit ga. Troller loved so it so much that if he creates a state one day, he would name it "Banh Mi."

Sooner or later, he became a socialist. He also learned how to do an awesome speech and such he used that ability to convince the bookstore manager to give him *Mein Kampf*, the bookstore had to give him the book because Risu's speech was top tier. Then he did hate speech on Trần Nhật Tân's suckass political views.

During 2018, the Xicabuian civil war and the Xicabu and Busica war greatly annihilated and completely destroyed the life of the people of the Xicabu continent. Chon Risu realized that this was the ideal time to unite people and creating a utopian regime.

In 2019, 5 years after he was kicked out, he found Danny Notroh, who was convinced by Chon Risu, let him stay in his apartment until he's capable of living on his own. Chon moved out 4 years later to start his own nation. He also had a job to do speeches for the vegans. He got like 10000$ then he quit. He then used that money to go to middle school. That's when he met Tran Cong An and Ronaldo Myers, the future president and ambassador of Xicabu.

## Powers

### Powers

#### Level II silliness

Chon can bend over his reality like tí nứng bending his chicken sandwiches over (which is very silly). He also has an extraordinary sense of humor that no one could understand at all even himself although most of the times it's very lame.

#### Wicked imagination

Chon can imagine the most eldritch and spine-chilling things in a matter of seconds (mostly sexual). He then use whatever he can, even Dream's micropenis to either entertain his target or to humiliate his foes.

### Weakness

#### Procrastination

Chon can procrastinate everything, from his homework, his exam, taxes, his everything and including nothingness itself. Most of the time the procrastination will twist his balls like how Dream can twist his testicle.

#### Shrimp Allergy

Whenever he eats a shrimp, he will feel itchy and turn red just like the Indians and then collapse just like Dream when you're not there. If his allergy reaction is not deal with on time. He will be send to the backrooms.

#### School

School is like a zoo cage to Chon Risu. It will deteriorate his sanity (in a bad way). It's like his Arkham Asylum to Tí Nứng. Who even likes school. No one.