2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 4

***2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 4*** is chapter in ***2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1.***

## Synopsis

Hela Anderson gives steamy details about having her breasts, lips and vaginal area devoured by the cancer zodiac signed Damon Bradley. The very same who had escaped the tyranny of Fresh Panther and its “wretched hive of scum and villainy” as referenced by a pop culture and guitar-playing Lou Jacobs. Draya and Arietta question Hela and her sudden appearance, believing the woman is their key to finding and kidnapping Bradley so he may be back in Fresh Panther. Despite Hela’s size, she easily pummels Meteora *and* Hameel, incapacitating the aging parents. Vincent challenges Hela next but Lou defeats him with his second head attached to his abdomen. An irate Arietta fights Hela outside the Fresh Panther building and exerts herself giving her full physical strength, while she knocks out Hela, Syl breaks Arietta’s nose. Draya shoots Syl, which draws out Lou. Lou is Syl’s complicated husband who doesn’t quite like her much. As Syl suffers from her gunshot injury, Lou finishes her off himself and speaks about the glory of shitty corporations having a stronghold over weak minds. A confused Draya questions Lou, who reveals that Damon Bradley is in fact joining the kingdom of Pack-Next shipping. Together Draya and Lou journey across the highway to Asstonea where the guitarist opens a communication’s television that shows Bradley signing paperwork and on boarding documents for Pack-Next’s lengthy process. Draya acts like a lizard and goes to all fours, hissing from excitement and teary-eyed that she found her least favorite but somewhat likable “ugly dude”. Lou closes the view on Damon and then threatens Draya’s life, believing he and every ops manager in Virginia can eliminate Damon single-handedly. The two fight, with Draya uses lizard-like powers to defend herself from Lou’s deadly attacks. While Lou is overpowered and slung across his apartment home, Draya is severely wounded. The young woman limps away, happy that an “idiot” revealed the location of Damon Bradley whom she deems “Fresh Pack-Next Meat”.

## Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Draya Freeman
* Arietta Jacks

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Fresh Pack-Next Meat Damon
* Hameel Jacks
* Lizard-Hissing Hag
* Meteora Jacks
* Syl Yessir
* Vincent Light

#### Featured Antagonists

* Hela Anderson
* Lou Jacobs

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

#### Cultural References

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.© Khaliq Trevor X.*