There's Some Chores in this House (WAP Parody)

**There's Some Chores in this House (WAP Parody)** is a Hip-Hop/Rap musical number sung by Jenny Lorenzo and David Gallegos. It is the fourth musical number in Jenny Lorenzo's YouTube channel about her characters. The song is based on the many chores that a Hispanic family does, particularly on the weekends.

The song is a parody on the Hip-Hop/Rap song "WAP" by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion.

> **Ah, yes. I remember the days when the pungent smell of "Cloro" and Mistolin would seep under my door as my mom blasted classics like El Baile del Perrito and Sopa de Caracol on mornings that I thought I could sleep in and eat Dunkaroos for lunch. Oh, well. Not in a Cuban household, that's for sure. THERE WERE ALWAYS CHORES IN THE HOUSE.**
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## Lyrics

**Flor**: Chores in this house.
There's some chores in this house. (x3)
They say I'm a neat freak.
Seven days a week.
Abuela's piso,
I'm mopping.
Watch my technique!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's time to clean
Your Abuela's piso.
Bring a bucket and a mop
For Abuela's piso.
Vienen visita
Make it shine
Abuela's piso.
**Abuela**: Levántate, niña. A limpiar.
Aggare el Clorox
Para sanitar.
En el radio Sol 95
Elvis Crespo y Fulanito.
Fabuloso, Mistolín.
Yo bailo trapeando
Como mikimbín.
Disinfect the disinfectant.
Achoo achoo
Use a decongestant.
Levántate ya.
No seas vaga.
Eres regona.
Una malcriada.
I want you to wash el carro
That's parked in el garage.
If you clean, I'll buy ice cream.
I'll even get you some
Krispy Kreme.
Limpia el toilet,
'bajo del sofá.
Y hazle cazo a tu papá.
**Benito**: Óyeme, óyeme
Niña, ayúdame.
Gotta mow the lawn
And water the mango tree.
Help me with the 'puter
Change the font on the Power P.
You need to change the filter
So you have your oil
Running clean.
Take a break.
Mamey shake.
Cafecito with a piece of cake.
Please clean the dog.
My little Chuchi's getting dirty.
Brush her teeth,
Fluff her tail,
Make her look purty.
Very good!
**Flor**: Mira, I need you to
Walk the dog,
Kill the moscas.
Cuidado con las velas
Religiosas.
Fold las medias,
Kill the bacterias.
If you disobey,
You are going to pay.
Oye, I saw you.
Rolling your eyes.
Come over here
And organize.
Look at this shelf
It's super dusty.
And these plates
They're very crusty.
I don't want a mess.
I want it clean.
I want it washed.
I want it sheen.
I want you to reach that
Little one-inch space
All the way behind the fridge.
**Benito**: ¡Dale!
**Flor**: Chores in this house.
There's some chores in this house. (x3)
Chores in this house.
There's some chores in this house. (x2)
Yes, yes, yes.
It's time to clean
Your Abuela's piso.
Bring a bucket and a mop
For Abuela's piso.
Vienen visita
Make it shine
Abuela's piso.
Do the chore, clean the floor.
Abuela's piso.
Now get a bucket
And a mop
For Abuela's piso.
Get off el tiki tiki tiki
For Abuela's piso.
Arroz con pollo in a pot
For Abuela's piso.
**Abuela**: ¡Ha!
¡Aquí!
Vienen visita.
*Ahorita viene tu Tía Gloria*
*Y que va a pensar*
*Dios mío*
*De esta casa?*
**Abuela + Flor**: *Un reguero de madre.*
Chores in this house.
*(Da pena, la verdad.)*
There's some chores in this house. (x5)
**Gloria**: *I...*
*Am absolutely*
*Offended.*
*I cannot believe*
*That people clean*
*Their own houses.*
*It's not very classy.*
## Trivia

* On September 11, 2020, the episode was featured on "6 in the Mix," a South Florida entertainment show on WTVJ (NBC 6), in addition to an interview with Jenny and her husband, David Gallegos.
* Jenny Lorenzo appeared in another interview on *Telemundo's* "Acceso Total" show, along with director Kevin Bosch, on October 2, 2020, explaining her career, with particular interest with Abuela, and the production of the WAP parody video.
* This is the first song parody that isn't a holiday song.
* Out of all her parodies, this song features the most people singing, with a total of 3.
	+ This is the first time Flor and Benito are seen singing.