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Microsoft Mike Z

Miitomo Design

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Sam X, Microsoft Mary Y, Microsoft Anna, Microsoft David, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black (Denpa Man)Green (Mii)

**Michael Zachary Microsoft** (activated August 24, 2001),commonly (and preferably) known as Microsoft Mike Z, is the SAPI5 version of Microsoft Mike. Like his SAPI4 counterpart, he likes pizza and soda (Pepsi). But, unlike him, he is not often referred to having a feminine voice (it happened once in MSreas Season 4 from an error request). And unlike his brother and sister, he doesn't prefer to be called Natural Mike for unknown reasons.

## Miitomo Clothes

**Top**: Bright Plaid Shirt

**Bottom**: Cool School Uniform (bottoms)

**Headwear**: Bowler Hat

**Shoes**: Oxford Shoes

**Accessories**: Polka-Dot Tie

## Personality

Like his SAPI4 counterpart, Mike Z is a very intelligent speaker, and also is pretty smart. He is smarter in some areas than his SAPI 4 counterpart, but still is as intelligent.
Bacon

Miitomo Design

**Geoffrey Bacon Foodson** (born November 11, 2002) (most commonly known as just **Bacon**) is the most prominent and oldest of the four addiction kids in the SamJoean Universe.

## Miitomo Clothes

**Top**: Bright Plaid Shirt

**Bottom**: Cool School Uniform (bottoms)

**Headwear**: N/A

**Shoes**: Oxford Shoes

**Accessories**: Striped Scarf

## Personality

As his name suggests, he loves bacon. He also has a considerable interest in sweets. As a popular character in many other TTS universes, he says the word bacon multiple times in a row, fitting said word in almost any and every sentence he says. One exception is found in S5E6, where he spoke clearly while explaining no one can open Mary's cage.

Bacon is also one of the most outgoing characters of the entire cast, and certainly the outgoing out of the FAT. He often highlights this by his exaggerated poses, facial expressions, and actions.

Bacon often spars with his brothers Gold and Radar Overseer Scotty, but he almost always gets along very well with his BFF Sugar. In fact, it is stated that when Bacon and Gold agree on something, that would result in an explosion as it "breaks the laws of physics."

## Debut

Originally, he was a robot created by Lawrence (or Joshua) in an episode of Microsoft Sam fails at..., when Sam made it so that way they could make a personality by voice. However, Sam was cooking bacon in a toaster oven (microwave in the sprite swap), resulting in Lawrence (or Joshua) going crazy, and Bacon was born. When SamJoe carried out his Reformation Declaration of 2017, Bacon's (and a few other characters) debut was changed.
Microsoft Mike

*This article refers to the original Mark. To see the current Mark, go to Microsoft Mark.*

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Sam X, Microsoft Mike Z, Microsoft Mary Y, Microsoft David, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black (Denpa Man)Brown (Mii)

**Michael Oliver Microsoft** (born August 12, 1999), most commonly known as "Microsoft Mike", is the brother of Microsoft Sam. He is the second oldest of the Microsoft Gang and the middle child of the Windows 2000 trio. He is also the shortest and fastest and is a very intelligent speaker. His favorite foods are Coke and pizza (evidently showing to have an obsession of either two, similar to Bacon).

Microsoft Mike's first appearance was in SamJoe the Denpa Man reads some errors and signs (S0E5), where he was Microsoft's tech support employee. However, this was decanoned by MSreas Season 1. Mike would not actually be seen until Microsoft Sam reads errors and signs (S1E6).

Microsoft Mike's main element is Lightning, with most of his attacks being Lightning-based. Ironically, however, he is absurdly weak to Lightning.

Mike is notable for being an intelligent speaker, and is very smart. However, he is known for getting sprayed with helium (usually with Sam's pranks).

He also usually substitutes for Sam in some error videos, some would be MSCWE 9, MSCWE 12, MSreas S2E6, and MSreas S4E3. (along with Mary.)

Mike is capable of reciting over 3,141 digits of Pi, making it seem like an addiction.

## Miitomo Clothes

**Top**: Cool School Uniform (blazer)

*(originally Checkered Vest + Jacket)*

**Bottom**: Cool School Uniform (bottoms)

**Headwear**: Headset

**Shoes**: Oxford Shoes

**Accessories**: Polka-Dot Tie

## Trivia

* Like most other variations, Microsoft Mike is often accused of talking like a lady.
	+ Humorously enough, his initials spell MOM.
* Microsoft Mike's birthday is exactly 15 years before SamJoe got his channel (8/12/2014).
* Microsoft Mike's appearance in S0E5 occurred before Microsoft Sam's first appearance in S0E10.
Microsoft Anna

V2 Miitomo Design

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Sam X, Microsoft Mike Z, Microsoft Mary Y, Microsoft David, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black (Denpa Man)Green (Mii)

**Anna Isabelle Microsoft** (born November 22, 2004), commonly known as Microsoft Anna, is one of Microsoft Sam's sisters. She is the oldest of the 7-8-10 Trio, but is only the seventh oldest of the Microsoft Gang. She is also the strongest of the gang, and is the most tomboyish among her sisters. In fact, she is more battle-focused than the others. She first appeared in Microsoft Anna VS. Microsoft David. Her first appearance in MSreas was in S2E1. Her first appearance on the new SamJoe404 channel was in Microsoft Mike fails at Dinner.

Her main element is Lightning. Unlike Microsoft Mike, however, her normal attack is very reliable due to her high Attack Power and Critical Rate.

She has also known for activating many robots in Seasons 2 & 4 of Microsoft Sam Reads Errors & Signs, reviving 5 Robots in total.

Anna often argues with David about skeuomorphism.

## Trivia

* Her initials spell AIM, which is also the acronym for AOL Instant Messenger.
* Her birthday was taken from the release of the MSreas Season 1 Finale (11/22/2015).
Niko

Niko Tanner

pronounced NEE-ko

My name is Niko Kalevi Tanner and I am a Pure-blood. I am a Hogwarts graduate, a Hufflepuff. I was born and raised in Finland as such I attended Durmstrang. I moved to England when I was 13 and have continued to travel the world frequently.

Biography & Background

 Blood-status
 Birthplace
 Hometown
 Education

It was my sister Maikki who first took me to Högberget Cave. My mother had taken her brother once upon a time. Maikki goes there to scream. She did it the first time she took me with her. Scared the life out of me until I saw the smile on her face afterwards. I thought she was losing her mind, at first. She got me to do it too.

One of my classmates from Durmstrang, Eloise Bludd, and I were working on a project about the dangers of Human Transfiguration. We dressed a bunch of babies as old people and took pictures. We were supposed to give a lecture about method and effect. I laughed so hard I cried through the whole presentation. The pictures of those kids with wigs and glasses cracks me up.

Personality & Nature

 Orientations
 Virtues

Appearance & Looks

 Eyes
 Skin
 Stature
 Accent

Brown/Blue, pointy nose, small mole above my nasolabial fold on the right side and another at the start of my left brow

Possessions

My wand

Relationships

 Mother
 Sister

R + V = N

My father is a Pure-blood man by the name of Rafael Tanner a Durmstrang graduate.

My mother is a Pure-blood woman by the name of Verna Palander, a Beauxbatons graduate.

My elder sister is two years older than me, her name is Maikki.

Trivia & Tidbits
Reece

Miitomo Sprite.

**Reece** is a minor character in SamJoe's videos. He is the eldest of the Cyber Duel Quartet, a group that fought against a major Number Invasion. He is the owner of Cyberwindow Studios, which is the main hub for SamJoe's videos.

He first appeared in SamJoe reads errors and signs (S0E9) as Reece, where he gave SamJoe an ominous letter from Bernard. Reece's first appearance in MSreas was at the end of S3E1, where he begun his narration of Season 3 while Joshua (back then known as Lawrence) went with Microsoft Sam and Microsoft Mike to recover some missing valuables. Reece would not have a direct role in the MSreas storyline until S5E1. Reece's first canonical appearance as Joseph was in MSSEAS Megasode 1.

Out of any character in the entire cast, Joseph has been the most drastically changed after the Reformation Declaration of 2017. This is because he now assumes SamJoe's role (for the most part) in addition to his own.
Joshua

Miitomo Design

**Joshua Lawrence** is a somewhat prominent character in SamJoe's videos. He is the second oldest of the Cyber Duel Quartet, but is the most recognizable. He is also Joseph's younger brother. Before the Reformation Declaration of 2017, his name was Lawrence.

His first appearance was in the end of SamJoe the Denpa Man tries to use Windows 7. He was mainly delegated to closing SamJoe's videos, usually remarking how many voice clips an episode had. In S0E10, he took the role of a major character. After his first MSreas appearance in S1E1, he took on the role as the series' narrator. He once again became a major character in Season 3, where he joined Microsoft Sam and Microsoft Mike to recover some stolen valuables. His first appearance as Joshua was in the sprite swap of The Sam Station (Episode 1), with his first canonical reappearance being in MSSEAS Megasode 1.

After the Reformation Declaration of 2017, his role as a major character was greatly reduced. However, he still remains as a prominent character.

His main method of attack is throwing Bombs, which have a Fire property. However, Joshua himself is very weak to Fire.

## Trivia

* Joshua is one of the very first SamJoean characters, appearing in SamJoe's very first TTS video (SamJoe the Denpa Man tries to use Windows 7).
* His Original Name, Lawrence Is A Name Chosen For The Protagonist In The Denpa Men 2
* His Denpa Men Design Is Also From The Denpa Men 2
Microsoft Sam fails at

The Microsoft Sam fails at videos (commonly abbreviated to #MSfailsat) are a series of videos by SamJoe404 where Microsoft Sam would always fail at everything he does whether it is his own ideas or the task given to him by others. This series is inspired by many videos by other YouTubers who made videos in this format. However, a ton of the episodes in this series are SamJoe's own ideas. In a few of these videos, other characters like Sam X would be the ones failing instead of Sam.

## Videos Prior To The Reformation Declaration of 2017

1. Programming
2. Cooking
3. Tech Support
4. Hacking
5. Fast Food
6. Giving Advice
7. Substitute Teacher
8. Quick Service(Sam X)
9. Keying
10. Baking
11. Anniversary Specials
12. Understanding
13. Ideas
14. Resolutions

## Remakes

(This list is a duplicate of the other one, but with links to the sprite swap videos.)

1. Programming
2. Cooking
3. Tech Support
4. Hacking
5. Fast Food
6. Giving Advice
7. Substitute Teacher
8. Quick Service(Sam X)
9. Keying
10. Baking
11. Anniversary Specials
12. Understanding
13. Ideas
14. Resolutions

## Non-remakes

1. Video Editing
2. Job Applications
3. Dinner(Mike)
4. Xmas Presents
5. Year Switching
6. Makeshift Educator
7. Windows 7
8. Logos(Scotty)
9. OS Troubleshooting(Sam X)

## Trivia

* Radar Overseer Scotty fails at Logos is inspired by the logo bloopers videos that YouTubers like davemadson have created throughout the 2010s.
* It is revealed in Microsoft Sam fails at Ideas that SamJoe has chosen not to make fail videos with the same starting letter as previous ones. However, recent comments and replies reveal that he intends on breaking that tradition.
SamJoex2

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**SamJoex2** (created January 15, 2016) is the official alternate channel of SamJoex. This account is used for the official MSSEAS OST, minor inactivity notices, new intros and outros, and tutorials. Prior to the Reformation Declaration of 2017, it was the alternate account of SamJoe404. In 2020, this channel was renamed to SamSource402, and the channel was given to Microsoft Mike.

## Previous Names

SamJoe News

SamBlog

SamJoe405

SamJoe404

SamJoe308

SamJoe405 Archive

SamJoe303

SamJoe302

SamJoe500

SamMusic402

SamSource402

SamJoex Files

SamJoex2
Harry

**Harold "Harry" Ales Donaldson** is the youngest brother of the Donaldson brothers. He is a playful and cheerful character, which contrasts strongly with the bullying and vindictive characteristics of his bullying brothers, Bernard and Billy. The 3 brothers form a group called the B Gang, in which he is of the lowest in rank, due to him being opposed to Bernard and Billy's bullying (which often results in him being the victim of bullying himself). Despite the drama between him and his brothers, he often fights alongside them.

In simpler terms, he is in the B Gang even though he doesn't want to be. He will get punished by Bernard if he doesn't do what he says.

It wouldn't be surprising if he was first given a name that starts with B and changed it to Harry because he hated Bernard and Billy. [unverified]

His favorite food is chocolate.
Leo

Miitomo Design

**Leo Robin** is a minor character in SamJoe's videos. He is the third oldest of the Cyber Duel Quartet. Before the Reformation Declaration of 2017, his name was Robin.

His first appearance was in MSreas S1E7 as Robin, where he told Microsoft Sam that he had been kidnapped by Bernard. He went on hiatus for a while, but later made an appearance in Microsoft Sam's Christmas of 2016, and in MSreas S5E1. His first appearance as Leo was in the MSreas S1E7 sprite swap, with his first canonical reappearance being in MSSEAS S5E1.

## Trivia

* Leo hates homework and believes it's pointless (as pointed out in MSSEAS S5E1).
* Leo's favorite food is baloney sandwiches (as revealed in MSreas S1E7).
SamJoe404 Wiki

## Welcome to the SamJoex Wiki

Welcome to the SamJoex wiki! Created by FoxyFan13 for SamJoex.

NOTES:
1. FoxyFan13 is only a fan of SamJoe, and is not affiliated with him.

2. The same rules on SamJoex's channel apply here.

3. ALL RIGHTS GO TO SAMJOEX.

## Who is SamJoex, and what does he do?

SamJoex creates family friendly 4K HD Text To Speech videos. His series are Microsoft Sam's Super Errors and Signs, Microsoft Sam's Classic Windows Errors, The Sam Station, and "Microsoft Sam fails at...".

## Latest activity

Photos and videos are a great way to add visuals to your wiki. Find videos about your topic by exploring Fandom's Video Library.

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Fixa Computer Technologies

**Fixa Computer Technologies** is a prominent computer repair company. They specialize in tech repair and tech support, but also give normal advice. They also own a school and a car repair service called "Fixa Car Repairs".

The company is most well-known as the tech support company that Microsoft Sam failed at tech support in, unintentionally damaging the company's image. Microsoft Mike is a prominent employee here.
Microsoft Mary

V2 Miitomo Design

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Sam X, Microsoft Mike Z, Microsoft Mary Y, Microsoft Anna, Microsoft David, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black (Denpa Man)Green (Mii)

**Mary Aubrey Microsoft** (born September 3, 1999), more commonly known as Microsoft Mary, is Microsoft Sam's sister. She is the third oldest of the Microsoft Gang but is the youngest and least commonly seen of the original Windows 2000 trio. As opposed to most of the cast, she is not very comedic but instead tries to maintain friendships. She is also a very talented baker.

She made her first appearance in Microsoft Sam reads Garfield Comic Strips (Episode 3), where she voiced Liz. She would not appear as herself until Microsoft Sam reads errors and signs (S1E6).

Her main element is Ice.

## Miitomo Clothes

**Top**: Zip Parka

*(originally Horizontal-Striped Tee)*

**Bottom**: Maxi Skirt

**Headwear**: Giant Polka-Dot Bow

**Shoes**: Oxford Shoes

*(originally Standard Shoes)*

**Accessories**: Striped Scarf

## Personality

Mary is a caring person who loves to cook. She is usually is the voice of reason and is very calm. To a SecretSoft computer's frustration, she doesn't get agitated easily.

## Trivia

* Unlike the other variations from other TTS videos, Microsoft Mary is not accused of having a masculine voice. Secretsoft Karry would inherit that joke instead.
* Microsoft Mary's initials spell MAM, a reference to the word "ma'am".
* Microsoft Mary's birthday occurred 16 years before the beginning of MSreas (September 3, 2015).
Microsoft Mary Y

Miitomo Design

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Sam X, Microsoft Mike Z, Microsoft David, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black (Denpa Man)Olive (V1 Mii)Blue (V2 Mii)

**Mary Yasmine Microsoft** (activated February 5th, ????), commonly known as Microsoft Mary Y or Natural Mary, is a SAPI5 robot in the Microsoft Gang in the Cyberspacian Universe.

## Miitomo Clothes

**Top**: Striped Long-Sleeve Tee

**Bottom**: Plain Long Skirt

**Headwear**: Giant Bow

**Shoes**: Oxford Shoes

**Accessories**: Striped Scarf

## Appearance

Mary Y was introduced in Microsoft Sam reads errors and signs Season 2. She along with the other SAPI5 robots were reactivated via Anna breaking the crate.

## Personality

Not much is known about Microsoft Mary Y, other than she enjoys cooking like her SAPI4 sister. Often proven on Christmas specials, she'll usually be made fun of with the letter "Y" or the word "why" as it'll mock her name.
Radar Overseer Scotty

Miitomo Design

**Scott Chuck Foodson** (better known as Radar Overseer Scotty) is a character in the SamJoean Universe. He is a very mean-tempered kid, having a liking of Baloney Sandwiches. He has been known to get arrested by the livE Police on occasion for imitating them as "The Sandwich Police", trying to arrest people who hate baloney sandwiches. He likes to steal peoples' diaries and post them on his Facebook account. He also likes to engage in Internet War. When he doesn't get his way, he usually responds with childish grounded threats, which could imply he also has a Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) account.

## Miitomo Clothes

**Top**: Bright Plaid Shirt

**Bottom**: Camo Cargo Pants

**Headwear**: Denim Cap

**Shoes**: Basketball Shoes

**Accessories**: Hero Scarf

## Debut

He first debuted in Microsoft Sam reads errors and signs S1E7 as a robot created by Robin. However, him, like a lot of the other characters, received new debuts after the Reformation Declaration.
Secretsoft Dan

Miitomo Look

Secretsoft Dan is the Secretsoftian version of Microsoft Sam

**Daniel Aaron Secretsoft** (commonly known as Secretsoft Dan) is the CEO of Secretsoft, a company that rips off Microsoft Products (especially Windows) in secret. He was first mentioned in MSreas S3E6, made his first physical appearance in The Sam Station Episode 1, and first appeared in the main series in S4E1 where he accidentally told Microsoft Anna his plans to destroy Microsoft after discovering she was in disguise. He made his earliest known appearance chronologically on the current channel in Microsoft Sam fails at Giving Advice, originally released on March 13, 2016, re-released and sprite swapped on October 12th, 2017.
Microsoft Sam X

Miitomo Design

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Mike Z, Microsoft Mary Y, Microsoft Anna, Microsoft David, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black (Denpa Man)Brown (Mii)

**Samuel Xavier Microsoft** (born October 25, 2001), commonly known as Microsoft Sam X or Natural Sam, is the SAPI5 version of Microsoft Sam. He's known to be more polite than his SAPI4 counterpart. Like Sam, he enjoys tacos and IWAY cookies and also fails at some jobs when he's not available. His first appearance was in MSreas S2E4. And unlike Sam, he has been shown the ability to move his mouth.

## Miitomo Clothes

**Top**: Down Vest + Wool Flannel Shirt

**Bottom**: Cool School Uniform (bottoms)

**Headwear**: Denim Cap

**Shoes**: Basketball Shoes

**Accessories**: Hero Scarf

## Personality

Natural Sam is very much like his SAPI4 counterpart, although he has been shown to be more serious, but he can still be comedic at times. Unlike Sam, he frequently pushes people to make their computers run on Windows XP. And he has a fierce rivalry with Secretsoft.
Microsoft Sam's Super Errors and Signs (Season 5): Bernard's Revenge

**Microsoft Sam's Super Errors and Signs (Season 5): Bernard's Revenge** is the fifth and current season of Microsoft Sam's Super Errors and Signs. It will run for a total of 10 episodes. So far, it has run for 9.

It was first teased in the SamJoe404 Video, "The 16 Mystery" at the end of the video. Where at the end, the date, 2/22/18 was shown.

On that day, MSSEAS Season 5 premiered.

So Far, MSSEAS Season 5 is at it's 3rd Part, "Bernard's Last Stand!"
The Sam Station

The Sam Station is a series with funny news, commercials, and TV programs.

These Programs Consist of:

Useless But True Facts, Read by Radar Overseer Scotty

??? Reads Errors and Signs

Windows Channel

Secretsoft Product Placements - Read off by Secretsoft

Microsoft Sam Fails At Quickies, Featuring Microsoft Sam
The Cast

The **SamJoe404 Cast** is the official term to refer to all of the characters that appear in SamJoe404's videos. It is more inclusive than the Microsoft Gang, which only includes the Microsoft siblings.

## Main Characters

The main characters are the most recognized and/or most commonly used characters on the channel.

* Microsoft Sam
* Microsoft Mike
* Microsoft Mary
* Radar Overseer Scotty
* Bacon
* Sugar
* The livE Police (specifically Bruno)

## Other Good Guys

These characters are not main characters, but are still prominent nonetheless.

* Microsoft Sam X
* Microsoft Mike Z
* Microsoft Mary Y
* Microsoft Anna
* Microsoft David
* Microsoft Zira
* Microsoft Hazel
* Microsoft George
* Gold
* New
* Data
* Salt
* Joshua
* Joseph
* Leo
* Timothy
* SamJoe (retired)
* ZayaJosh (retired)

## Anti-heroes and Neutral Characters

These are characters that aren't aligned with the Cyberwindow Studios gang or any of the antagonists.

* Content Control
* Mason
* Carl Clent
* Cloe Uscane
* Gerald (livE Police)
* Bert
* Sarah
* Microsoft Mark
* Microsoft Eva

## Bad Guys

These are the characters who have been at odds with the Cyberwindow Studios gang.

* Bernard
* Billy
* Harry
* Secretsoft Dan
* Secretsoft Pike
* Secretsoft Karry
* Secretsoft Hannah
* Beacon
* Radar Overseen Bobby
* Coal
* Hackson
* Robert
* Fraudrick

## Minor Characters

These are characters who have made very minor appearances.

* Cilan Tiro
* Bruce (livE Police)
* Demi (Fixa Computer Technologies boss)
* Dustin
* Terrell
Microsoft Zira

Miitomo Design

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Anna, Microsoft Sam X, Microsoft Mike Z, Microsoft Mary Y, Microsoft David, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black (Denpa Man)Brown (Mii)

**Microsoft Zira** is one of Microsoft Sam's sisters and is one of the members of the 7-8-10 trio. She first appeared in Microsoft Anna vs Microsoft David, assisting David in an argument with Anna.
Content Control

**Content Control** is an organization that made it's debut in Microsoft Sam's Classic Windows Errors Episode 8. Content Control censors anything that would harm the enjoyment value of videos or an error. When they censor something, TV static pops up followed by a screen saying "Official Message from Content Control" they will then introduce themselves and explain why they censored the segment, followed by more static returning to the normal video. They have been known to censor themselves from a video if they appear too many times.

They do have ties to the livE Police, but are more independent.

In Microsoft Sam's Christmas of 2017, they opened their gift, with a screen saying "Official Commentary from Content Control".

One of the times the message text was different was in MSSEAS S5 E2's remake, were the text said "Official sigh of frustration from Content Control".

Starting with Microsoft Sams Super Errors and Signs S5 E6, their name changes every censorship to avoid become an overused joke themselves. (example, :) inc.)

They are voiced by Microsoft Mikes voice pitched down electronically, however, this doesn't seem to be the case in their debut, where one of the normal pitches in Speakonia was used.

## As the Grammar Police

Content Control also has a subsidiary called the Grammar Police, the words "Content Control" is replaced with The Grammar Police, and they call themselves "The Grammar Police", other than this, it is completely the same. This subsidiary only appeared in MSSEAS S5 E2's remake and arrested Microsoft Sam for 2 seconds for misusing ellipsis points (...), saying that anything short of perfect grammar is unacceptable by their standard.

## Quotes

> "We are Content Control." (Every appearance before S5 E6)
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> "When will we ever get a break?" (Microsoft Sams Super Errors and Signs Season 5 Episode 2 **REMAKE**)
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> "Thank you for not understanding." (Cyber Duel: Microsoft Sam vs Microsoft Mike)
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> "We have censored the rest of this segment to preserve our mysteriousness" (The Sam Station Episode 6)
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B Gang

The **B Gang** is the gang of the three Donaldson brothers: Bernard, Billy, and Harry. Bernard is the leader of the gang, with Billy being the second-in-command. Harry is the lowest in rank of the gang, due to him being more generally opposed to Bernard and Billy's bullying (which often results in him being the victim of bullying himself).

## Trivia

* Despite the group name, Harry is the only one whose name doesn't start with a B.
* The B stands for both "Bad" and "Bully".
Secretsoft

**Secretsoft Corporation** is a multinational technology company that is notorious in the SamJoean universe for ripping off products and services Microsoft, like Windows and even Microsoft Sam. They also make negatively received products. They are infamous for their series of operating systems known as Secretsoft Windows, known for each version having some ridiculous differences from each other.

## Team

* Secretsoft Dan (Microsoft Sam's Doppelganger)

* Secretsoft Pike (Microsoft Mike's Doppelganger)

* Secretsoft Karry (Microsoft Mary's Doppelganger)

* Secretsoft Hannah (Microsoft Anna's Doppelganger)

* Beacon (Bacon's Doppelganger)

* Radar Overseen Bobby (Radar Overseer Scotty's Doppelganger)

* Coal (Gold's Doppelganger)

## List of Products

* Windows 8: 9x Edition (Introduced in MSSEAS S1E2)

* Windows ME: XP Edition (Introduced in MSSEAS S2E2)

* Windows ME Red (Introduced in MSSEAS S3E1)

* Windows 96 (Introduced in MSSEAS S3E4)

* Windows 99 (Introduced in MSSEAS S3E6)

* Secretsoft Idea Machine (Advertised in The Sam Station Episode 1)

* Windows 97 (Introduced in MSSEAS S4E6)

* Windows 94 (Introduced in MSSEAS S4E7)

* Windows 85 (Introduced in MSSEAS S4E7)

* The Voice-Switching Highway Cookie (Advertised in The Sam Station Episode 4)

* Windows XQ (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 3)

* Windows 93 (Introduced in MSSEAS S5E3)

* Windows 10S (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 5)

* Windows 76 (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 6)

* Windows 100 (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 8)

* Windows 0 (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 8)

* Windows 50 (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 8)

* Windows 9 (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 10)

* Windows XR (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 11)

* Windows XO (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 12)

* Windows 79 (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 14)

* Windows XS (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 14)

* Windows 87 (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 15)

* The Secretsoft Sleep Syrup (Advertised in The Sam Station Episode 6)

* Windows XD (Introduced in MSCWE Episode 20)

* Windows 92 (Introduced in MSSEAS S5E4)

* Windows Vista: XP Edition (Introduced in MSSEAS S5E5)
* Voice-Switching Highway Cookie 99: Second Edition (Advertised in The Sam Station Ep. 7 + Microsoft Sam's Christmas of 2018)
* Windows EXP (Introduced in MSSEAS S5E7)
* Ybox (Introduced in MSSEAS S5E7)
* Windows Vista: 10 Edition (Introduced in MSSEAS S5E7)
* Shrinklaser Nullification Program (Mentioned in MSSEAS S5E1-E6, Introduced in MSSEAS S5E7)
* Idea Bombs (Advertised in The Sam Station Ep. 8 + Mac Fred's Classic Windows Errors Ep. 29)
Microsoft David

Miitomo Design

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Anna, Microsoft Sam X, Microsoft Mike Z, Microsoft Mary Y, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Eva, Microsoft Mark

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black (Denpa Men)Green (Mii)

**David Reginald Microsoft**, commonly known as Microsoft David, is one of Microsoft Sam's brothers and is a minor character in SamJoe's videos. He is one of the three members of the 7-8-10 trio. He first appeared in Microsoft Anna vs Microsoft David along with Microsoft Zira. David is a good engineer. As we can see in Microsoft Sam's Christmas of 2019, he crafted a door on the ceiling for The livE Police (Namely Bruno) to drop into Cyberwindow Studios.
SamDrew401

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**SamJoe404** (opened August 12, 2014) was the main channel for SamJoe's videos until the Reformation Declaration of 2017. Throughout its run, it uploaded videos pertaining to Denpa Men designs. For this reason, the channel was decommissioned on April 17, 2017, and remained that way until December 18, 2019, when Microsoft Sam took ownership of the channel.

It was the first intentionally family-friendly TTS channel. However, during its first few years, this was widely exclusive to the no swearing clause. Only around mid-2016 did the channel become fully dedicated to being family-friendly.

## History

### **2014**

The channel was opened on **August 12,** but most of its first videos were made in mid- to late-June. SamJoe the Denpa Man reads some errors and signs was started on **August 12,** with Lawrence Reacts (**October 11**), Microsoft Sam reads Garfield Comic Strips (**December 18**), and the short-lived Terrible Captions series (also **December 18**) following suit.

The channel was a fledgling channel during this time, garnering 5 subscribers by the end of the year.

### **2015**

The channel was again a fledgling channel throughout most of the year. On **January 15,** "Words Microsoft Sam can't say + Real Helicopter Sound?!" was released. This would become the most popular video on the channel until "How to get Microsoft Sam, Mike, and Mary in Narrator on Windows Vista/7/8.1/10" surpassed it on October 7, 2016. Random Facts with SamJoe started on **January 16,** and it became the channel's dominating series until its 22nd installment on **May 13,** where it was cancelled. The first (and only complete) season of SamJoe the Denpa Man reads some errors and signs ended on **April 8.** The series would later be cancelled and declared a pilot season on **August 13.** On **September 3,** Microsoft Sam reads errors and signs (MSreas for short) was started, and it became the main series from then on. On **September 21,** the fourth (although numbered 3rd) and last episode of Lawrence Reacts was published. On **October 8,** a sequel to Words Microsoft Sam can't say was published, but didn't acquire the amount of attention that the first installment did. On **November 11,** the Microsoft Sam fails at series was started. On **November 22,** the first season of MSreas ended. Best of MSreas was started on **December 10,** and the Microsoft Sam's Christmas series began on **December 24.** On **December 28,** the MSreas Season 2 was announced to begin on January 1, 2016.

With the beginning of MSreas, the channel's subscriber counter septupled from 5 to 35 subscribers (although it peaked at 37 subscribers).

### **2019**

On December 18, the channel was recommissioned and given to Microsoft Sam, who currently owns the channel.

## Name History

* SamJoe the Denpa Man

* SamJoe, the Reader of Error Messages

* SamJoe the Error Reader

* SamJoe Error

* SamJoe299

* SamJoe404

* SamJoe403

* SamJoe301

* SamJoe404 Archive

* SamJoe Error (again)

* SamJoe Error Archive
* SamJoe Error (again)
* SamJold401
* SamDrew401
* SamJoe404 (again)
Season 5: Bernard's Revenge

**Microsoft Sam's Super Errors and Signs Season 5: Bernard's Revenge** (or Microsoft Sam reads Errors and Signs)**,** was the 5th season of MSSEAS/MSreas. It was the last season for MSreas and the last new season to use the MSSEAS name. It was originally the first season of MSreas to use the 2nd Cyber Duel design.

The MSreas version ran from February 22, 2017 to April 11, 2017, with only 3 episodes being made.

The MSSEAS version ran from February 22, 2018 to June 6, 2020, with 10 episodes being made.

## Plot

Bernard, a typical school bully, has been bitterly resentful of his previous three defeats by Microsoft Sam, his long time adversary. So, for nothing more than sweet revenge, he launches a third plan and fourth overall attempt to defeat him. And this time, he's got a few new tricks up his sleeve. He kidnaps the majority of the main cast and holds them as hostages. He then beckons Microsoft Sam to come to his house to take them back. When Microsoft Sam arrives, however, he gets shrunk down to the size of a hamster! He and his eventual team of 5 will go through the usual craziness of errors and signs, fight numerous Cyber Duels, have many close calls, and more. Will they manage to defeat Bernard a fourth time, or will Bernard finally get some bragging rights against Microsoft Sam?

## Premieres of Episodes

* S5E1 - February 22, 2017 (MSreas), February 22, 2018 (MSSEAS)
* S5E2 - March 20, 2017 (MSreas), March 12, 2018 (MSSEAS)
* S5E3 - April 11, 2017 (MSreas), March 23, 2018 (MSSEAS)
* S5E4 - April 27, 2018
* S5E5 - July 11, 2018
* S5E6 - August 26, 2018
* S5E7 - May 11, 2019
* S5E8 - July 30, 2019
* S5E9 - October 12, 2019
* S5E10 - June 6, 2020

## S5E7's Deleted Extended Opening

S5E7 originally had a longer opening explaining how the gang got to the studio, and how Bernard has hated the gang for a long time. However, it was never completed, and was cut for a few reasons. One was that there had been a big hiatus since the release of S5E6, thanks to a lack on motivation and college work going on with SamJoex. Alongside that, the Kaeru:tomo project went down for 4 months as Nintendo closed down the Miitomo project (thus making new captures of the Miitomo Sprites impossible.)

The biggest reason however was it's heaviness in editing, with it being quite a big scene, the progress was getting very slow, the scene was then officially scrapped on March 31, 2019. 3 years later, the scene (in an unfinished form) was released. It can be viewed here.
Bernard

* Miitomo design
* Mii design
* Denpa Man design

**Bernard Albert Donaldson** is the primary antagonist in SamJoe404's videos, and the main antagonist in three MSSEAS seasons (including the pilot Season 0). He is the oldest and most sinister of the B Gang. He was first mentioned in SamJoe reads errors and signs (S0E9) and first appeared in S0E10, where he was seen in SamJoe's memory bullying Francisco. In MSreas, he was first mentioned in S1E2, and his first appearance was in S1E3.

## Description

### Personality

Bernard is a generic local school bully. He is very prideful in himself, and cannot take a loss. He is obsessed with revenge. He also likes Doritos, and is a big fan of AFV (America’s Funniest Videos).

His interests eventually clashed with Microsoft Sam's, leading to the two fighting against each other. Bernard lost, and has been trying to get revenge ever since.

### Other

Bernard's main element of attack is Fire, with his signature attack being Sesame Fire. He also possesses an "Instant Death Lazer Cannon", which is his strongest attack. He received some shrink laser upgrades for this cannon, allowing him to downsize his targets to around a tenth of their size. (This plays a central role in MSSEAS Season 5.) His neutral-element attacks are also very strong. Despite his main element being Fire, however, he is actually weak to Fire.

## Miitomo Clothes

**Top**: Cool School Uniform (blazer)

**Bottoms**: Camo Cargo Pants

**Headwear**: Denim Cap

**Shoes**: Basketball Shoes

**Accessories**: Hero Scarf

## Trivia

* Bernard's initials spell BAD, which is a nod to his antagonistic characteristics.
* His Denpa Man design has the antenna power of a firewall.
* He is twenty-seven years old.
Daily Upload Streak

## Background & History

The Daily upload streak was announced way back in 2017, however, this was delayed many times, perhaps maybe from the Reformation Decloration. This in result never started until December 14, 2019. When the announcement was uploaded on the SamJoex Channel.

The streak brought 49 videos uploaded. (Minus Intros and Outros, which released the same day as the announcement) The streak ended on January 31, 2020. After 49 days of videos. Some highlights here include 2 Microsoft Quickies (#3 & #4), MSReas Sprite Swaps from S2E1-S4E8, 9 Sprite Swaps from MSRGcs, the Secret Video teased in 2018 (Later revealed to be MSRGCS 10), and MS Christmas Sprite Swaps from 2015 & 2016 (2019 Also).

## The Videos uploaded

The following videos were uploaded (dates included, intros and outros are not):

**Bold Text = New Video not Sprite Swapped**

1. **Daily Video Streak Started! (12/14/19)**
2. MSReas S2E1 (12/15/19)
3. MSReas S2E2 (12/16/19)
4. MSReas S2E3 (12/17/19)
5. MSReas S2E4 (12/18/19)
6. MSReas S2E5 (12/19/19)
7. MSReas S2E6 (12/20/19)
8. MSReas S2E7 (12/21/19)
9. MSReas S2E8 (12/22/19)
10. Microsoft Sam's Christmas of 2015 (12/23/19)
11. Microsoft Sam's Christmas of 2016 (12/24/19)
12. **Microsoft Sam's Christmas of 2019 (12/25/19)**
13. **Microsoft Sam Fails at New Prices (12/26/19)**
14. Microsoft Sam reads Garfield Comic Strips (Ep. 1) (12/27/19)
15. Microsoft Sam reads Garfield Comic Strips (Ep. 2) (12/28/19)
16. Microsoft Sam reads Garfield Comic Strips (Ep. 3) (12/29/19)
17. Microsoft Anna vs. Microsoft David (12/30/19)
18. **Microsoft Sam's Classic Windows Errors (Ep. 22) (12/31/19)**
19. **2020 (Microsoft Sam Quickies #3) (1/1/20)**
20. MSReas S3E1 (1/2/20)
21. MSReas S3E2 (1/3/20)
22. MSReas S3E3 (1/4/20)
23. Microsoft Sam reads Garfield Comic Strips (Ep. 4) (1/5/20)
24. MSReas S3E4 (1/6/20)
25. MSReas S3E5 (1/7/20)
26. MSReas S3E6 (1/8/20)
27. Microsoft Sam reads Garfield Comic Strips (Ep. 5) (1/9/20)
28. MSReas S3E7 (1/10/20)
29. MSReas S3E8 (1/11/20)
30. MSReas S3E9 (1/12/20)
31. Microsoft Sam Reads Garfield Comic Strips (Ep. 6) (1/13/20)
32. **Windows 7 is dead :( (Microsoft Sam Quickies #4) (1/14/20)**
33. **Microsoft Sam reads User Generated Signs (Ep. 2) (1/15/20)**
34. MSReas S4E1 (1/16/20)
35. MSReas S4E2 (1/17/20)
36. Microsoft Sam Reads Garfield Comic Strips (Ep. 7) (1/18/20)
37. MSReas S4E3 (1/19/20)
38. MSReas S4E4 (1/20/20)
39. Microsoft Sam Reads Garfield Comic Strips (Ep. 8) (1/21/20)
40. MSReas S4E5 (1/22/20)
41. MSReas S4E6 (1/23/20)
42. MSReas S4E7 (1/24/20)
43. MSReas S4E8 (1/25/20)
44. Microsoft Sam Reads Garfield Comic Strips (Ep. 9) (1/26/20)
45. **Microsoft Sam's Classic Windows Errors (Decasode 1) (1/27/20)**
46. **Introducing Microsoft Sam J0 (1/28/20)**
47. **Microsoft Sam's Classic Windows Errors (Decasode 2) (1/29/20)**
48. **Microsoft Sam Reads Garfield Comic Strips (Secret Video teased on 8/13/18) (Ep. 10) (1/30/20)**
49. **Daily Video Streak is Complete! (1/31/19)**
Mechanus

Rune engraved on Vicorm's mysterious tome

Attempted map of the plane

Below is a summation of the content found in a mysterious book given by Headmaster Vicorm Hernarus of Guiden to a group of adventurers tasked with bearing the Headmaster's warning message to the people of Mechanus. This time has no title, and the cover is unadorned save for a single mysterious rune.

## Discovery

The first documented portal to Mechanus was discovered by the High Elves of al' Moeath sometime between the First War of Expansion and the Ancients War. Trade was quickly established with the new plane, though its existence was kept a closely guarded secret. Following the collapse of al' Moeath all contact with Mechanus ended, until researches from the aosifn College in Nel Valin discovered the portal among the ruins of al' Moreath. The College quickly began to research Mechanus and its inhabitants, hoping to learn more about the planes strange forms of magic. Centuries later the College chose to share their knowledge of the portal with the gnomes of Guiden to further their own magic research. Mechanus remains a closely guarded secret within the high magic community.
SamJoe404 (character)

*This article refers to the character. To see the channel, go to SamJoe404.*

### Aliases

SamJoe the Denpa/Radio Man, SamJoe Error, SamJoe299, SamJoe the Mii Character, SamJoe404, The Director

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black (Denpa Man)Brown (Mii)

**SamJoe404** is the founder of SamJoe Error, SamJoe500, SamJoe404, and SamDrew9001 (even though the latter is operated by Microsoft Sam). He is known for making 4K, family-friendly TTS videos. He is the first to make such videos; most other TTS video makers use profanity and other suggestive themes, while SamJoe does not. After the Reformation Declaration of 2017, SamJoe was mostly retired as a character, with much of his role being given to Joseph. However, he is still technically canon, as he has been mentioned by the characters (sometimes as "The Director"), and he still appears in the SamJoe404 Intros and Outros. He would use The Denpa Men sprites for characters until in 2017, in which he deprecated the Denpa sprites, replacing them with the Wii U sprites. He then slowly deprecated the Wii U sprites in 2019, now using Miitomo/Kaeru:tomo sprites in place of the Wii U sprites.
Salt

Miitomo Design

**Salt**, whose first name is **Casey**, is a minor character in SamJoe's videos. He is Sugar's older (and calmer) brother. His first appearance was in MSreas S4E5, where he and his aforementioned sister were rescued by Microsoft Anna after being locked up by Fraudrick. However, this may have changed as some characters' debuts were changed after the Reformation Declaration of 2017. His latest canonical appearance was in Microsoft Sam's Christmas of 2016, although he would later be seen in "Major Design Change (April Fool's 2017)". Although he was absent since, he was last mentioned in MSSEAS S5E2.

Salt is a military robot who is usually stationed at Rho Island. He has fought in 17 wars, including an ongoing (but unspecified) conflict. Because he is not a resident of Cyberwindow Studios, he rarely appears.
Cyber Duel

"Dueling is my life"

-Zane Trusedale on Cyber Duels

**Cyber Duels** are battle scenes SamJoe uses in his videos. The Cyber Duels made their first appearance in "Microsoft Sam reads errors and signs (S3E5): The Fight". Later on, they would get their name in Microsoft Sam's Super Errors and Signs: Megasode 1.

MSreas S5E2 would show a new design, which would be in use all the way until August 12, 2021. In which on that day, a new version was introduced, this one called Cyber Duel Live. The new version first appeared in S3E4.
Reaction Windows

Reaction Windows are images that are seen in the bottom left corner of many videos on SamJoex. MSreas started to use them starting with Season 4 in 2016, and they have also been used in MSSEAS, MSRugs, and MSCWE in terms of Decasodes. The following content below will show the history of them and how long they have lasted.

## Version 1 (2016, 2021)

Version 1 has the characters sprite behind a diamond background (same backgrounds that were used at Radio Wave Inc. at the time), these were seen in both versions of MSreas S4 (original and Sprite-Swaps).

The original version has the Denpa Man sprites, while the Sprite Swap used the Miitomo Sprites.

## Version 2 (2017, 2021)

Version 2, which was first used in MSreas S5 updated the windows. The background changed to a gradient-like background and the windows themselves were slightly smaller. Like Version 1, both versions of MSreas S5 used them. With the original using the Denpa Man sprites, and the sprite swap used the Miitomo Sprites, the sprite swaps also had a higher quality background.

## Version 3 (2017-2021)

This is the longest used version, used in MSSEAS S1-S2 + S5, as well as MSRugs and MSCWE Decasodes 1-3. The windows are bigger again, the gradients are a little darker, and the shape is a little more rounded. These were last used in MSSEAS Megasode 2.

These were first used in Megasode 1, and there are many versions of these in terms of the sprites used:

* From 2017-2018, they used the Wii U sprites and these were seen in MSSEAS Megasode 1, the MSreas Season 1 sprites swaps, and MSSEAS for Season 2 (Episodes 1 & 2) and Season 5 (Episodes 1-6)
* From 2019-2021, they used the Miitomo Sprites (albeit the same background design was used.) These were seen in the remainder of MSSEAS S2 & S5, MSSEAS S1 Sprite Swaps, MSrugs from Episodes 1-6, and in MSCWE Decasodes 1-3 (Decasode 3 was the last appearence for Version 3).
* In the MSReas S3 Sprite Swaps, the backgrounds for the windows were darkened even more and they weren't gradients, the Miitomo Sprites here were used.
* MSRugs Episode 1 used the regular background designs with the SamJoean sprites, these also were used in Cyber Duels for awhile.

## Version 4 (2021-2022)

In MSRugs Episode 6, a new version was introduced. They were first used fully in MSSEAS S3E1, and were used also in MSRugs episodes 7-9 and MSSEAS S3E2-S3E4, S4E1-S4E4, and the first three MSRandom episodes. Here, the design has gotten an overhaul. The shape is now back a design similar to the ones used in MSreas Season 5, the background is now using the 9x Raindrop aesthetic (they also are different for some characters like Anna and Bernard). The sprites themselves are bigger as well.

## Version 5 (2022-)

Starting with MSSUPER S6E1 and MSRandom Shorts in it's premiere, the look was changed again. The shapes have changed for the first time, with them now being circles, alongside that, the sprites outfits have changed and the quality of them changed to 1440p. (Originally they were in 720p up until that point.)
Microsoft Eva

Miitomo Design

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Sam X, Microsoft Mike Z, Microsoft Mary Y, Microsoft Anna, Microsoft David, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Mark

## Physical description

### Eye color

Green

**Evelyn** **Microsoft** (activated June 24, 2013), commonly known as "Microsoft Eva" is the youngest sister of the Microsoft Family, and is one of the two Microsoft robots not officially in the Microsoft Gang. She and Microsoft Mark were commissioned by Microsoft to be text-to-speech assistants in Windows 10.

She first appeared in MSreas S2E2, where she is commissioned by Microsoft to take a deactivated Microsoft Anna out of Microsoft HQ and to the Archive Warehouse. She is the main antagonist in Season 2 of MSSEAS.

Her signature move is the Deactivation Beam, a move that deals no damage but has a high OHKO chance.

## Personality

Eva is very self-centered, and is very quick to take offense. Due to this, she holds a personal grudge on all her other siblings aside from Mark. Despite this, she is very loyal to Microsoft.
Microsoft Mark

Miitomo Design

### Relatives

Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft Sam X, Microsoft Mike Z, Microsoft Mary Y, Microsoft Anna, Microsoft David, Microsoft Zira, Microsoft Eva

## Physical description

### Eye color

Olive

**Markus Microsoft**, more commonly known as "Microsoft Mark" is the youngest sibling in the Microsoft Family, and is one of two Microsoft siblings not officially in the Microsoft Gang. He is the only one of the siblings in whom Microsoft Eva does not despise. Thus, she is his closest sibling.

Mark first appeared in MSreas S4E2 in a conversation with a resenting Microsoft Eva who was upset that Microsoft Anna and the XP Trio were gone from the Archive Warehouse.

## Personality

Mark is very timid and somewhat shy. To avoid getting verbally attacked, he goes great lengths to ensure that he does not offend anyone, particularly Microsoft Eva. He also hates being accused of having a feminine voice, much like Microsoft Mike.

## Miitomo clothes

**Shirt**: Plain Short-Sleeve Tee

**Pants**: Camo Cargo Pants

**Shoes**: Oxford Shoes