Going the Distance

### Main Event

James Bond v Badass Bart Simpson v Bruce Lee v Captain Kirk v Mystery Opponent v The Babe

### Commentary

Wade Needham

The on-screen text intro to the show.

**NoDQ CAW & Slam 'n' Jam Present Going the Distance** is the second and final mega event of Season 6 of NoDQ CAW and the fifteenth mega event in the league's history as well as the second that was a co-production with Slam 'n' Jam. It hosts six matches. The event's theme tune was *The Distance* by Cake.

## Matches

### Leatherface v Chef – NoDQ International Championship Match

Chef dodges a pair of diving shoulder tackles from Leatherface and fights back with a series of strikes and a rope guillotine. Leatherface Irish whips Chef into the face and the two criss-cross but Chef stops his momentum and watches as Leatherface keeps running. Chef gives Leatherface an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, followed by a vertical suplex. Chef catches Leatherface in a sleeper hold but Leatherface gets free. Chef gives Leatherface a Test Drive then follows up with a top rope superplex.

Chef Irish whips Leatherface into the ropes before giving him a back body drop. Leatherface rolls Chef up for a very close 2-count. Leatherface gives Chef a huge spinebuster then a facecrusher. Leatherface DDTs Chef then gives him an Alabama Slam. Chef fires back with a neckbreaker then a series of elbow drops. Chef picks the challenger up for a Powerbomb Whip but Leatherface counters into an atomic drop before firing off a shoulder tackle. Leatherface rakes Chef’s eyes then gives him a forearm smash followed by a high knee.

Leatherface grabs a lead pipe from under the ring and cracks Chef with it. He then retrieves a sledgehammer and hits Chef hard in the head with it before giving Chef the Slice & Dice. Leatherface makes the cover but at the 2-count, the lights go out and the Joker’s laugh can be heard. The lights come back up and Leatherface stands in the ring, confused. Capitalising, Chef hits Leatherface with the Bounce to pick up the 3-count.

**Winner: Chef**

Wade Needham notes the Joker’s duplicity.

After the match, Jason Voorhees gives Chef a pair of Crystal Lake Slams. On commentary, Wade notes the date is Friday the 13th after all…

### Beavis v Jughead v Andy Kaufman v Nightcrawler – Slam ‘n’ Jam Cruiserweight Championship Fatal Four Way Elimination Match

The four men tussle variously in the opening moments of the match. Nightcrawler knocks Jughead down in the corner and Andy Kaufman chokes Jughead with his foot. Nightcrawler gives Kaufman a fireman’s carry. Beavis leaps into a Kaufman with a diving cross body press. Nightcrawler climbs the turnbuckle but is knocked down by Beavis.

Kaufman gives Jughead a hurricanrana and a side headlock. Nightcrawler tangles Kaufman in the ropes. Beavis dropkicks Jughead then misses a cross body from the top rope. Jughead gies Beavis a side Russian leg sweep. Kaufman scoopslams Nightcrawler then makes the cover but doesn’t even get a 1-count. A backslide from Jughead to Beavis gets a 2-count.

Jughead gives Nightcrawler a side Russian leg sweep. Jughead DDTs Beavis. Kaufman launches a kick from the top rope to Jughead. Jughead gives Beavis a pumphandle overhead slam and follows up with a DDT. Kaufman hits Nightcrawler with the Womaniser for a 2-count. Jughead gives Beavis a head scissors. Nightcrawler hits Kaufman with a reverse DDT for a 2-count. Kaufman dropkicks Nightcrawler in the corner then hits the Champion with a tornado DDT. Kaufman covers Nightcrawler for a 3-count to eliminate him from the match.

Wade Needham comments on Nightcrawler’s elimination.

Jughead gives Beavis a DDT and receives a backdrop from Kaufman for a 2-count. Beavis gives Kaufman an arm drag and recevies a facecrusher from Jughead. Jughead puts Kaufman in a surfboard stretch before delivering a Swinging DDT to Kaufman but ends up brawling with Beavis before he can make the cover. Jughead gives Beavis a high angle back suplex. Kaufman takes Jughead down to the mat before clotheslining Beavis. Nightcrawler distracts Andy Kaufman at ringside and gives him a rope guillotine as Beavis rolls Jughead up for a 3-count to eliminate him.

Beavis and Kaufman brawl back and forth. Kaufman hits Beavis with the Womaniser, bloodying Beavis’ face in the process. Rather than making the cover, Kaufman taunts his opponent. Beavis gets to his feet and hits Kaufman with a Fisherman’s Suplex for the 3-count to win the Slam ‘n’ Jam Cruiserweight Championship.

**Winner: Beavis**

### Freddy Krueger & Michael Myers v The Dark Alliance – NoDQ CAW Tag Team Championship Texas Tornado Tag Team Match

Las Vegas Link clotheslines Freddy Krueger and gives Michael Myers a fireman’s carry to start the match. Ganondorf applies a leg lock to Freddy but Freddy gets free. Link brings the ring bell into the ring and clubs Myers with it. Freddy gives Ganondorf an inverted atomic drop. Myers and Freddy give Ganondorf a double flapjack. Myers gives Link a superplex as Ganondorf deliers a series of shoulder thrusts before hitting Freddy with a crutch as Myers hits Link with the ring bell.

Myers hits Link with a trash can. Freddy clubs Link with a crutch. Link gives the referee a Duo ZDT.

Wade Needham can’t believe Las Vegas Link’s actions.

Myers and Freddy gives Link a double flapjack. Freddy throws Ganondorf to the outside. Myers and Freddy give Link a double team neckbreaker. The referee gets up but refuses to count. Freddy, frustrated, gives the referee a sidewalk slam. Myers delivers a top rope Diving Headbutt to Link and covers him but Ganondorf breaks it up. Ganondorf hits Freddy with a steel chair as Myers tries to hit him with a Championship belt but Ganondorf seizes it and strikes Myers with it. Freddy hits Link with a steel chair so hard it sends him out of the ring.

Myers hits Ganondorf in the back of the head with a trash can. Freddy leaps over the top rope onto Link as a mass brawl ensues. Link rams Freddy and Myers’ heads together. Back in the ring, Link swings at Freddy with a pipe but misses. Myers hits Link with a Championship belt as Freddy gives Ganondorf a piledriver. Myers gives Link a low blow and Freddy hits Link with a pipe, knocking him back out of the ring.

Myers and Freddy double team Ganondorf until Link makes the save, hitting Freddy with an Avalanche before giving Myers a Duo ZDT. Freddy clubs Link down with a pipe. Link hits Myers with an Avalanche and Ganondorf hits Freddy in the back of the head with a fire extinguisher. Link hits Freddy with another Avalanche and a top rope head butt. Myers covers Ganondorf as Link hits a brighing Back Suplex, with both men only earning a 2-count.

Ganondorf powerbombs Myers and Link gives Freddy a neckbreaker before the Dark Alliance double team Freddy. Link attempts a ZDT on Myers but it is countered into a suplex. Myers rescues Freddy from Ganondorf, knocking Ganondorf over before giving Link a low blow for a 2-count. Myers brings a weapon into the ring but Link fires back with a crossface. Ganondorf gives Freddy a rope guillotine then hits Myers int the back of the head with the ring bell. Link hits Myers with a Duo ZDT but Myers gets right back up. Link gives him a bridging Back Suplex for a 3-count to retain the NoDQ CAW Tag Team Championships for his team.

**Winners: The Dark Alliance**

### Luke Skywalker v Pac-Man – Slam ‘n’ Jam Intercontinental Championship Match

The two men stare one another down. Pac-Man shoves Luke Skywalker. Skywalker shoves back. Pac-Man shoves back then charges Skywalker. The match immediately turns into a brawl. Pac-Man knocks Luke Skywalker to the ringside area. Skywalker Irish whips Pac-Man into the ring post then throws him back into the ring. Skywalker misses a flying elbow from the top rope. Pac-Man torques on Skywalker’s neck but Skywalker gets to the ropes to break the hold.

Skywalker gives Pac-Man a bridging Northern Lights suplex for a 2-count. Skywalker tries to trick Pac-Man by leading him into an attack but Pac-Man outsmarts him with a leaping neckbreaker. Pac-Man gets Skywalker in a side headlock then fires off a DDT. Pac-Man removes a turnbuckle cover when the referee looks away and Irish whips Skywalker at the turnbuckle but Skywalker reverses it, sending Pac-Man spine first into the exposed turnbuckle ring, before delivering a series of shoulder thrusts to the Champion, followed by a dropkick. Skywalker makes a cover but Pac-Man muscles out of it. Pac-Man gives Skywalker a Polish hammer then again works at Skywalker’s neck, with Skywalker reaching the ropes once more.

Wade Needham gets aggravated by Pac-Man flaunting the referee’s five count.

Skywalker fires back with a dropkick but misses a second one. Skywalker gives Pac-Man a series of rolling German suplexes then Irish whips Pac-Man into the exposed turnbuckle ring once more before delivering more shoulder thrusts. Pac-Man gives Skywalker another Polish hammer but Skywalker fires back with chops. Pac-Man tosses Skywalker over the top rope to the outside.

Skywalker returns to the ring and delivers an armbreaker for a 1-count. Skywalker runs the ropes and hits a huge dropkick to Pac-Man for a 1-count. Pac-Man again knocks Skywalker to the ringside area. Pac-Man throws the challenger back into the ring and returns between the ropes but Skywalker kicks him down for a 1-count. Skywalker knocks Pac-Man to the outside then leaps onto him with a seated senton.

Skywalker throws Pac-Man against the barricade, then drops him chest-first into it before throwing him into the ring post and returning him to the ring. Skywalker puts Pac-Man in a camel clutch then makes a cover for a 1-count. Skywalker gives Pac-Man a back body drop. Skywalker leaps into Pac-Man with a Rolling Thunder. Pac-Man catches Skywalker with the Pac-Man Driver for a 2-count.

Skywalker gives Pac-Man a high angle back suplex. Followed by a pullback back elbow. Skywalker gives Pac-Man a Death Valley Driver and covers Pac-Man but the Champion is in the ropes. Pac-Man gives Skywalker a Northern Lights suplex but Skywalker also manages to get to the ropes. Skywalker sends Pac-Man into the corner and then leapfrogs over him, causing Pac-Man to stumble to the mat, with Skywalker leaping from the top turnbuckle with a Jedi Splash for the 3-count to win the match.

**Winner: Luke Skywalker**

### Superman v Mr. Clean – NoDQ CAW Championship Hardcore Match

The two men circle one another to start out the match. They enter a Test of Strength, which Superman turns into a bridging Northern Lights suplex, but Mr. Clean gets free. Superman gives Mr. Clean a fireman’s carry then stands on his face. Mr. Clean gives Superman a snapmare than stands on Superman’s face. Superman fires back with a headscissors then applies a Sharpshooter but Mr. Clean gets out of it. Both men avoid one another’s attacks but Superman punches Mr. Clean down then locks in an STF. Mr. Clean again escapes. Mr. Clean gives Superman a low blow then applies a Boston crab but Superman gets free.

Mr. Clean gives Superman a side headlock then Irish whips Superman into the corner. Superman reverses Mr. Clean’s attack then strikes Mr. Clean in the corner. Mr. Clean returns the favour with a series of knees in the corner before giving Superman a sidewalk slam. Mr. Clean batters Superman with the ring bell before pummelling Superman’s face. Superman gives Mr. Clean a scoop slam then hits Mr. Clean with the ring back. Mr. Clean gives Superman a pullback side headlock takedown, followed by a drop toe hold.

Mr. Clean throws Superman to the ringside area and follows him before giving the challenger a side headlock takedown. Mr. Clean rolls Superman onto a ringside commentary table but Superman recovers and chokeslams the Champion off the table to the floor. Superman rolls Mr. Clean onto the other ringside commentary table and climbs up but Mr. Clean throws Superman to the floor. Mr. Clean grabs a fire extinguisher from under the ring before giving Superman a neck breaker. Mr. Clean sprays Superman with the fire extinguisher then hits him with it before repeatedly Irish whipping Superman into the barricade.

Superman fights back with an S-5 but Mr. Clean returns fire with a low blow before stomping on Superman. Mr. Clean throws Superman back into the ring but Superman knocks him down then delivers a back suplex, followed by another. Mr. Clean gives Superman a shinbreaker. Mr. Clean sets Superman up in the corner then places a table opposite him in the ring. Superman fights back and catches Mr. Clean by surprise with a top rope Olympic Slam through the table for a 1-count.

Superman gives Mr. Clean a pumphandle slam into a cradle for a 2-count. Mr. Clean gives Superman a backslide for a 1-count. Superman gives Mr. Clean a double-underhook sitdown powerbomb for a very close 2-count. Mr. Clean catches Superman with a Clean Cut but accidentally knocks down the referee, giving him just a 2-count when he recovers. Mr. Clean gives Superman the Cleaning Shatter for a 2-count.

Superman gets Mr. Clean in a cobra clutch but Mr. Clean gets free and delivers a low blow, followed by another. Mr. Clean attempts the Clean Cut but Superman blocks it before attempting the Speeding Bullet- Mr. Clean stops the move and returns fire with a successful Diving Cross Body Press. Superman responds with an S-5 and hooks Mr. Clean’s leg for a 2-count. Superman punches Mr. Clean off his feet then hits a Speeding Bullet, tying Mr. Clean up in the ropes. Suprman punches Mr. Clean to the ringside area then leaps into him with a corkscrew plancha. Superman hits Mr. Clean with a fire extinguisher. Mr. Clean fights back with a snapmare before hitting Superman with a sledgehammer repeatedly.

Mr. Clean mounts Superman and punches away. Superman fights back with a headscissors and a series of punches to the back of Mr. Clean’s head. Mr. Clean gives Superman a neckbreaker followed by a Clean Cut on the ringside area floor. Mr. Clean hits Superman with a trash can and then gets another table, setting it up, before getting the NoDQ CAW Championship to hit Superman with repeatedly. Superman responds by throwing Mr. Clean into the barricade before hitting him with a fire extinguisher. Superman clubs Mr. Clean in the face with a crutch. Mr. Clean responds in kind and causes Superman to bleed. Superman snatches the crutch back and hits Mr. Clean with it again before punching Mr. Clean repeatedly.

Mr. Clean gives Superman another low blow before hitting Superman in the back of the head repeatedly. Superman gives Mr. Clean a cradle powerbomb then throws Mr. Clean back into the ring. Superman leaps onto Mr. Clean and delivers a hurricanrana for a 2-count. Superman hits the Speeding Bullet and then delivers another top rope Olympic Slam for a close 2-count. Mr. Clean gives Superman a bridging German suplex for a 2-count, then dodges a Speeding Bullet before sweeping Superman off his feet. Superman responds with a wind-up punch before bringing the table into the ring and knocking Mr. Clean down with it before setting it up and placing Mr. Clean on the table. Superman leaps onto Mr. Clean with a Splash, shattering the table in the process. Superman covers Mr. Clean for a 2-count.

Superman spins Mr. Clean around into a Super STO but Mr. Clean gets right back up. Superman gives Mr. Clean another wind-up punch. Mr. Clean fights back with a side headlock takedown for a 2-count. Mr. Clean fails to hit a Running Cross Body Press and Superman misses a Speeding Bullet but Mr. Clean connects with a Clean Cut. Superman, furious, gets to his feet and hits the Speeding Bullet. Superman exits the ring to bring another table between the ropes. Mr. Clean fights Superman off and sets him up on the table before giving him a Clean Cut right through it. Both men are winded from the assault but Mr. Clean makes the cover for a 2-count.

Mr. Clean attempts another Clean Cut but Superman fights back with a club to the back. Superman punches Mr. Clean repeatedly in the back of the head and bloodies Mr. Clean in the process. Both men evade finishing moves from one another but Superman manages to gain the upper hand to hit the S-5 to win the match and the NoDQ CAW Championship.

**Winner: Superman**

After the match, Mr. Clean goes ballistic and brutally assaults Superman atop the stage, pummelling the Champion’s face before giving him the Clean Sweep. As if from nowhere, the Babe arrives to rescue Superman, giving Mr. Clean the Bada-Bing.

Wade Needham is amazed to see the Babe make the save.

### James Bond v Badass Bart Simpson v Bruce Lee v Captain Kirk v Mystery Opponent v The Babe– Slam ‘n’ Jam World Championship Elimination Chamber Match

The mystery opponent is revealed to be Pac-Man. James Bond and Bruce Lee begin the match as the first two entrants. Lee spin kicks Bond off his feet. Lee moonsaults onto Bond from the top turnbuckle before connecting with an early Dragon DDT to net a 2-count. Bond takes Lee down with a wrestling takedown. Lee flips into Bond in the corner then bulldogs him. Bond rolls Lee up for a 2-count.

Badass Bart Simpson enters the match. On commentary, Wade Needham notes that Mr. Clean has been hospitalised following the Babe’s Bada-Bing earlier in the night. Bond gives Lee a release German suplex. Bart removes a turnbuckle cover then falls prey to a German suplex from Bond, who them applies a crossface chicken wing. Bart escapes the hold but Bond remains on top of him before Lee moonsault kicks into him. Lee gives Bond a reverse DDT as Bart delivers a Bartaroonie.

Captain Kirk enters the match as Lee gives Bart the Dragon DDT for a 2-count. Kirk knocks Bond to the mat and moonsaults onto him for a 2-count. Lee gives Bart another moonsault kick. Kirk gives Bond a brainbuster as Bart leapfrogs over his opponents. Pac-Man enters the match as Lee moonsaults onto Kirk for a 2-count. Pac-Man DDTs Bond then gives Kirk a back body drop. Lee gives Pac-Man a moonsault kick but is bulldogged by Kirk as Bond gives Bart a back drop. Bond rolls Pac-Man up for a 2-count.

The Babe enters the match. Bond gives Kirk a back drop. All six men brawl variously. Kirk gives Bart a neckbreaker. Bart returns with a fireman’s carry. Bond gets Kirk in the Ankle Lock but Kirk refuses to tap. On commentary, Wade reveals Mr. Clean received thirteen stitches to the head following the Babe’s Bada-Bing after the previous match. Wade states Mr. Clean will be at the hospital overnight and will be out of action for a while.

Lee slingshots Kirk into the chains as Pac-Man gives Bart a Death Valley Driver. The Babe Irish whips Lee into the chains. Bond gives Pac-Man a release German suplex. The Babe Irish whips Lee into a pod and smashes the plexiglass. The Babe covers Lee for a 2-count. The Babe throws Lee through another pod then into the chains. Lee fights back with a Dragon DDT as Bond gives Kirk a back drop then pins him for a 3-count to eliminate him from the match.

The Babe attempts to pin Lee and Bart tries to pin Pac-Man, but both only get a 2-count. Bond leaps onto Bart and Pac-Man with a cross body. Bond then returns between the ropes and enjoys the view as everyone else fights among themselves. The Babe applies a sleeper hold to Lee then pins him for a 2-count. Bond dropkicks Bart but is surprised with a cover from Pac-Man for a 1-count. The Babe rubs Lee’s face against the chains and cuts him in the process before pinning him for a 2-count. Bond gives Pac-Man a release German suplex. The Babe hits Lee with the Home Run Derby and pins him for a 3-count to eliminate him from the match.

Pac-Man gives Bond a neckbreaker then pins him for a 2-count. Pac-Man tries again but only nets a 1-count. The Babe tosses Bart face-first into the exposed turnbuckle ring that Bart himself exposed, cutting Bart’s face. The Babe drops an elbow onto Bart but Bart dodges and gives a Bartaroonie. The Babe Irish whips Bart through two consecutive pods. Pac-Man gives Bond a fireman’s carry but Bart surprises the Babe with a Simpson Stunner, picking up a 2-count.

The Babe Irish whips Bart into the chains as Bond knocks Pac-Man to the mat before moonsaulting onto him to pick up a 3-count, eliminating him from the match. The Babe pins Bart for a 3-count, leaving only Bond and the Babe in the match.

The two men exchange strikes. Bond gives the Babe a release German suplex. The Babe knocks Bond to the mat then climbs the turnbuckle. The Babe pauses then climbs atop an entrance pod. The Babe aims a clothesline at Bond but Bond dodges. Bond gets the Babe in a Haas of Pain but the Babe escapes the hold. The Babe fires back with a diving forearm then a vertical suplex. The Babe Irish whips Bond into the ropes then catches him with a back body drop.

Bond tries to catch the Babe by surprise with a school boy roll up but the Babe escapes at a 2-count. The Babe kicks Bond but Bond catches his foot and applies the Ankle Lock. The Babe doesn’t tap and Bond switches into a pin, collecting a 2-count but the Babe kicks out. The Babe attempts a back body drop but Bond gets out of it, only to be surprised with a Home Run Derby, which bloodies Bond. The Babe spears Bond after Bond gets to his feet before delivering a powerslam. The Babe finishes with a Hot Seat and hooks Bond’s leg to collect the 3-count and retain the Slam 'n' Jam Championship.

Winner: The Babe

Wade Needham sums up what he believed at the time would be the final Slam ‘n’ Jam match.

## Debuts

* The Babe

**Matches:** Action 1 • Action 2 • Action 3 • Action 4 • Action 5 • Action 6
Action 7 • Action 8 • Action 9 • Action 10 • Action 11 • Action 12
**Mega Events**
Spring Cleaning • **Going the Distance**