The Thomas Angle Snapchat

The Thomas Angle snapchat is the bane of my existence. The Mr Freeze to my Life of Ease. The Harley Quinn to my smarmy grin. The Ra's al Ghul to my "All's well" "Cool." The Clayface stealing my Pay Raise. The Killer Croc to my- Nope, nope, not doing that rhyme. Bit over! Essentially, they are the Batman villain in my life, in all of our lives.

They've haunted my snapchat feed for over a month, during the glut of Thomas Angle Social media accounts. I know I am not one to talk about unnecessary Thomas Angle accounts as the creator of 4 wiki accounts, the second Twitter, the LinkedIn, Myspace, the second Club Penguin Account and a Mii (I think that's everything I've done), but in my defense: I only kept the wiki accounts secret, and I led a mystery for less than 24 hours. Everything else has been dumb joke, and there's nothing with being dumb.

All the accounts were *supposed to* reveal themselves when we SHAGGed (that's Secret Holiday Anonymous Gift Giving, get your mind out of the gutter), and the Instagram and Facebook did so (Granted 2/3s of the group already knew Louis was the Facebook before he announced bu that's neither here nor there. Sorry Louis, I say this with love and for the sake of historical accuracy). Then we set an ultimatum that they reveal themselves at the Kill Thomas Angle campaign and the ultimatum failed. Probably should've set some kind some kind of consequence for if they didn't, so we set a new ultimatum- Let's be done with the mystery accounts for the new year or kneecaps will be taken!. Thomas had the AUDACITY to post "The clock strikes midnight and my kneecaps remain in tact"! Then he had the GALL to blame ME, with a bitmoji of himself looking in the mirror at my bitmoji. WHY IS THAT EVEN A THING? Thomas Angle is trying to gaslight me into thinking have some kind of Jekyll and Hyde personality who's trolling me through snapcat. My one revenge is that I have rickrolled this account 4 times.

I really shouldn't be writing this until they've revealed themselves, because attention only feeds them, but I'm writing an article anyway for three reasons:

1. They have vexed me for too long and I need to vent. I could vent about \*gestures broadly,\* which we can all agree is an infinitely bigger deal, but that's too complicated and scary, so instead I choose to hyperfixate on the social media presence of a fictional mad scientist wizard. Sue me
2. With all the emotional energy we've wasted on this mystery, it deserves to be recorded for posterity
3. Apart from me, there are maybe three people who check this wiki with any degree of regularity (Hey Sofia, Haley and Cam! Love y'all) and I feel reasonably certain none of them are the Snapchat

## Here's what we know

### The Snapchat was on the call for at least the last ten minutes of No Time To Angle

The Snap messaged me in real time

"Is this the game"

"No"

"Wait a minute this was never supposed to be part of the game"

"Ah did you miss me"

right as Mark narrated Thomas Angles "death?

The People present for this part of the event include:

Xenia, Camryn, Hunter, Matt, Maren, Sofia, Haley, Bri, Mari, Louis, Mark, Ben, Selethel and Nicole

### Multiple Reliable sources have stated the Snapchat has used their phone on a Saturday,

This pretty much just proves Selethel is innocent. You may keep you kneecaps.

### They messaged me on December 15th, " I've never met these people, only kidnapped them...Well I should Amend that to not all of these people."

Suggesting the account's handler has met at least one person from this group in "the real world" as they say. Because this is the internet and theoretically anyone could read this wiki, I'm not going to list all the people who went to school together or have met up, for safety reasons. If you want to go down the crazy person rabbit hole with me, just text.

### They sent a message timestamped to Eastern Standard Time

Again, I'm not posting where people live on the internet, even time zones. That may be borderline doxxing. Don't do doxxing. It also may be true that for any biographical information we receive could be the person lying to eff with me.

## IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE JUST CONFESS (a collection of limericks)

### By Camryn

There once was a madman named Thomas

who messed with all sorts of bad karmas

dealt in lies, schemes, and theft

kidnapped kids right and left

and will spare no expenses to harm us.

### By Haley

There once was a madman named Thomas the wise

Who always hid some kind of secret surprise

Of different identities on social media

Though he was created on a fandom-pedia

Hopefully. we’ll all be free soon, guys.

### By Matt

The wizard we all know by angle

In our lives he has been inter-tangled

He’s caused us distress,

So Snapchat, Confess!

Or over lava you shall dangle

### By Haley Again

This snap Thomas I hope we will find out.

We summon you by this limerick shout!

We’d rather not start a fight.

Reveal thyself by tonight

Or your followers will not remain devout.

### A Haiku by Mari

Kidnap, murder, fear

Thomas Angle comes near to

Ring in the new year