You can Ron Don do it!: Food Wars (Part 1)

This is the first part to "You can Ron Don do it!", starring Ronald McDonald as he takes on familiar faces of the Fast Food industry.

## Plot

### Ep. 1- Rocking and Rolling at McDonald's!

It was a calm day at McDonald's, everything was nice, children were eating their happy meals, and everyone was having fun. Ronald walked out to the scent of danger. "Well, kids! Something... interesting is happening! I'll be right back!" said Ronald. Ronald walked off to the window, seeing some of his enemies teaming up against him. Wendy and Sirius, to be exact. "Well that simply won't do!" said Ronald.

### Ep. 2- A roast at Wendy's

Ronald walked to Wendy and Sirius, where he had to deal with the two dishing out food to children, the two had got a lot more customers all of a sudden. He muttered under his breath "If it's a food war you want, It's a food war you'll get...". Ronald then walked back to McDonald's.

### Ep. 3- An Experiment gone Wrong

Ronald decided to try to unleash his stand for the first time, since he knew he always had it. "Ron don doo!" he said, as Can you feel the Mac Tonight showed up. "MAC TONIGHT IS COMIN' AT YA!" said Can you feel the Mac Tonight. Ronald sighed of relief "Phew...", it then started to rain ketchup, as Wendy was interfering outside. "You fucking stupid clown, You're just a clown, you aren't even funny. Nobody likes a clown who reminds them why people are fat and ugly.", said Wendy. Wendy's stand, Ketchup Rainstorm, was doing a lot of damage to McDonalds' reputation, having Ronald lose customers to see the neat events going on outside. Ronald sighed. "Really, Wendy? That's just ridiculous...". Wendy did a smug expression as if she heard Ronald. "Hah, Get fucked, clown." said Wendy. Sirius smiled "For anyone who stays, I'll give you free Starbucks Coffee!" said Sirius. Ronald is suddenly annoyed. "So that's how they're gonna play, huh? Alright... Two, err, Three can play at that game." said Ronald. Ronald then threw a french fry out the window which got wet by ketchup through Ketchup Rainstorm, Ronald McDonald smiled at this, and then threw a whole Big Mac out the window, which also got drenched in ketchup. The customers ate the fry and the Big Mac, and returned to McDonald's for more. "I fucking hate that little bitch cunt of a clown..." said Wendy. Sirius smirked. "So, Do we move onto Phase 2?", asked Sirius. Wendy got a smug expression. "Yes, Yes we do. That little bitch won't know what hit him." said Wendy. Sirius then used her stand, Siren's Star Storm. "Fufufufu!", Siren's Star Storm said. Siren's Star Storm used "Nights of Siren Stars!", making the area completely dark, and making Ronald unable to see for a few minutes. "What the..." said Ronald. Ronald sighs. "I know this was the work of Sirius..." said Ronald. Ronald sighed "Alright, Mac, Can you please hit a light switch?" said Ronald. Can you feel the Mac Tonight said "Alright, Ronald." and turned on the lights of McDonald's. Sirius noticed this and got frustrated by this. "Ugh, He's foiling our plans again!" said Sirius in frustration. "Wait, that little bitch clown got past that? What the fuck is wrong with this fucking moron? If it's dark out the natural response is to go the fuck to sleep, Is that fucker on fucking crack?!" said Wendy in annoyance.

### Ep. 4- Raising the Steaks

Ronald thought for a minute. "They're really trying hard.. I wonder why.", Then a rock with a note attached crashed through a window. "A clue?" asked Ronald, and then read the note. "You're a little bitch, but if you really must know why we're trying so hard, We want your fucking hell show out of business, It's a terrible restaurant with even worse mascots you fat, ugly pig. With the deepest, darkest hate, Wendy." Ronald was shocked at this shocking revelation. "Oh wow... That's... bad." said Ronald. Ronald sighed "Hmm, I have my own plan. We can take out Wendy's and Starbucks before Wendy and Sirius can take out McDonald's." thought Ronald. Ronald walked to Wendy's and put a blindfold over Wendy's eyes with a burger color scheme, and brought Wendy to McDonald's, a secret room in the restaurant. Then Ronald took off her blindfold. "Huh!? Where the FUCK am I!? Why the fuck are YOU here!? You god damn clown, I demand some fucking answers." said Wendy. Ronald sighed. "No can-do, Redhead. You want me out of business, and what's a company without it's mascot?" said Ronald. Wendy is surprised. "Damn, Why didn't I think of doing this to YOU then?" asked Wendy rhetorically. Ronald sighed. "Alright, so. You're stuck here for a bit, specifically until Wendy's closes down." said Ronald. Wendy is shocked. "Wow, Clown bitch... Never knew you had it in you to be so cruel. Want to team up?" asked Wendy. Ronald sighed. "Well, Are you really gonna do that? You're not just saying this to leave, are you?" asked Ronald. Wendy sighed "No, I'm not doing this just to leave. I really want to team up with your ugly fat ass." said Wendy. Ronald was surprised. "Well, In that case... Sure." said Ronald, freeing Wendy and walking to Wendy's with her to tell Sirius of the new plan. "Well, We have a new friend, Sirius... Meet the bitch we tried to put out of business." said Wendy. Sirius was surprised to see Ronald. "That's... neat, I'd suppose. What made you decide to do this?" said Sirius. Wendy started to respond. "Well, Ronald kidnapped me, I never knew Ronald had it in him to be this cruel. I could really use an asset like him on the team." said Wendy. Sirius smirked. "Oh. Alright." said Sirius. Ronald smiled "Well, Can't we just merge all our places into one giant corporation?" said Ronald. Wendy thought about this for a minute. "Sure, I guess... I don't see what it would mean, But sure." said Wendy. Wendy, Sirius, and Ronald merged Wendy's, McDonald's, and Starbucks into Wendybucks ft. Ronald. Ronald smiled. "Well, Glad we got that out of the way!". Thus started a new life for Ronald, Wendy, and Sirius.