Chick Hicks

Mean Green Machine

Car With The Huge-(censored) Grill

Runner-Up

**Chester "Chick "Mean Green Machine" " Hicks** is a Piston Cup racer from 1977 to 2005 sponsored by Hostile Takeover Bank. He is a 1979 Shyster Cremlin. Chick is a huge cheater who crashes or bashes several racers. He is the 3rd best Cars 1 racer, with only Lightning and Strip better. He barely is better than Murray. He used to be with Cozsen.

## History

Chick Hicks debuted in 1977 as a rookie for Cozsen. He was pretty mean and caused his first crash in the 1977 Sidewall Shine 300 after bashing the defending champion Andrew Axler who won the Piston Cup in 1976. He also remains as the only racer to get his first win at Indy.

After his rookie year, instead of being banned after cheating sometimes and specially killing Bobby Carsac, he was given a warning which was that he shouldn't be that agressive while competing and he shouldn't cheat or even kill racers. He obeyed that warning but he still had that agressive racing style but didn't cheat, only cause crashes.

In 1983 he ditched Cozsen and went to a new team called Hostile Takeover Bank.

He was also known as the "Runner-up", since he is the racer with most 2nd finishes in races or championship standings. Examples are 1988, 1994 and 1999 but he also got a 3rd place in 2003. In other seasons he finished 4th or behind.

2005 was Chick's best year. He won a couple of races but The King and Lightning McQueen both started giving him competition so Chick unfortunnantly had to go back to his rookie year in which he had to cheat by crashing other racers and causing big ones. He crashed the other racers in the field besides The King and Lightning but no one didn't care as he didn't killed anybody although he did cause an almost fatal-crash at the Dinoco 400 which he involved almost every racer behind him. He tied with The King and McQueen at the race.

A big event at the Los Angeles International Speedway was going to be held to determine a winner for the 2005 season. During the race Chick was in his usual 2nd place until Lightning McQueen started passing him and was going from 2nd to last place. He then started bashing Lightning and finally he did what he would have never done. Crash out The King. He won the 2005 Piston Cup after Lightning stopped to save The King but he was booed for his actions. After that, he was banned for skipping his warning given after his rookie year and then worked as an employee for the RSN (Racing Sports Network). And hosted his own show called Chick's Picks with Chick Hicks. He left as an announcer to focus on his show as he didn't air that much in 2020.

Chick is now a backup pit reporter for 24 Hours of Stock Cars.

## Trivia

* He is Jackson Storm's inspiration to race
* He has placed 2nd in the championship more than any racer in history
* His favorite targets are any racer who is not The King, Kraig Shiftright, Dale Earnhardt Sr, Don Chapcar, Ronald Oaks, Ruby Oaks, Crusty Rotor, or Lightning McQueen. This means he bashes any other racer (including Klint Shiftright) to cause a wreck so that one of the good racers gets involved.
* He hates Tom Sludd because he has a bigger grill then Chick. Chick Hicks had a fight with Tom Sludd in 1996 after someone told Chick that Tom had a bigger grill
* He is allergic to tomatoes.
* Chick Hicks loves John Retoline, He is his favorite racer.
* According to the late Tom Bennett he says that he blackmailed the Chief of PCA to not get banned, Its also just a rumor.
* Possibly, he is a criminal due to killing Bobby Carsac in 1977.
* He is the first racer who got booed when winning a Piston Cup
* He is actually racist since he said the N word in the 2020 Dinoco Light 350 which caused him to get beaten by the Security hard
* He is slightly less mean than the PistonCupedia Main iteration of him.

## Quotes

STUPID FREAKING BOBBY CARSAC! - 1977 Calladega 500 before pushing Bobby Carsac.

(Uncle Noah Boat Horn) YOU NORMAN! - 1980 Copper Canyon before pushing Norman Green.

You look stupid in that paint job. Now out of my way idiot! - 1985 Sputter Stop 400 before pushing Greg Candyman into the wall

TAKE THIS MISTI! - 1986 Olympus 500

Belvedere's are way too (Yee) old and slow! Chick Hicks rules!!!!!! - 1987 Tow Cap 400 overtaking Kraig Shiftright for the lead

Who permitted YOU to have the lead huh? - 1989 N20 Cola 400 at Talladega before overtaking Brad Gonzalez and Ryan Shields for the lead.

Out of my way you loser! - 1992 Leak Less 400 ready to push Billy Oilchanger

Screw you, James! - 1994 Las Vegas 400 ready to push James Cleanair

Dinoco's All Mine! - 2005 Dinoco 400 before causing the wreck

I am not coming behind you again old man! - 2005 Los Angeles Tiebreaker Event

## All (currently listed) wins

1. 1977 Brickyard 400
2. 1980 Easy Idle 400
3. 1980 Copper Canyon 400
4. 1982 Tow Cap 400
5. 1982 Daniel 500
6. 1982 Copper Canyon 400
7. 1984 Sputter Stop 400
8. 1985 Boston 350
9. 1985 Heartland 500
10. 1987 Daniel 500
11. 1987 Heartland 500
12. 1988 Sidewall Shine 300
13. 1988 Revolting 400
14. 1989 Mood Springs 400
15. 1989 Gasprin 400
16. 1990 Nightdona 500
17. 1991 Memphis 400
18. 1992 Brickyard 400
19. 1992 No Stall 350
20. 1993 No Stall 350
21. 1993 Richmond 400
22. 1994 Nightdona 500
23. 1994 N20 Cola 400
24. 1994 Gasprin 400
25. 1994 Revolting 400
26. 1995 Las Vegas 400
27. 1995 Los Angeles 500 (**NOTE:** Literally led every lap from pole)
28. 1995 Leak Less 400
29. 1995 Fei 400
30. 1996 Ben's Hot Sauce 350
31. 1997 Vitoline 350
32. 1997 New York 400
33. 1997 Calladega 500
34. 1998 Clutch Aid/Cozsen 400
35. 1999 Vitoline 350
36. 1999 Calladega 500
37. 1999 Heartland 500
38. 2000 Vitoline 350
39. 2000 N20 Cola 400
40. 2001 Texas 350
41. 2001 BnL 500
42. 2001 Boston 350
43. 2002 Las Vegas 400
44. 2003 Olympus 500
45. 2003 Brickyard 400
46. 2003 Leak Less 400
47. 2003 Fei 400
48. 2003 Revolting 400
49. 2004 Mario Andretti 400
50. 2005 Nightdona 500
51. 2005 Mood Springs 400
52. 2005 Leak Less 400
53. 2005 Spare Mint 400
54. 2005 Los Angeles 500 (Tiebreaker)