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THE CLITORIS

**THE CLITORIS** is one of Bruno's more educational videos.

## Script

THE CLITORIS

The clitoris is the analogue organ to the penis in a man. It is the seat of the nerve sensations known as orgasm. The clitoris is at the top of the vulva and in front of the vaginal opening. It is where the inner lips meet and is about the size of a pea.

The clitoris is a shaft of engorgeable tissue built just like a small penis with a sexually sensitive head (the glans) at its tip, just like the head of a small penis. It is very sensitive to touch, and its stimulation helps a woman have an orgasm.

The clitoris comes equipped with a foreskin or prepuce, just like an uncircumcized penis, and during sexual excitement, the foreskin retracts, exposing the glans of the clitoris, the little "button" most people think is the entire organ.

Unlike the shaft of the penis, which is free-hanging, the shaft of the clitoris lays vertically along the body's midline, covered just beneath a layer of fat and skin. The shaft of the clitoris reaches down toward the vagina then splits to each side.

Most women achieve orgasm through friction of the clitoris against the man's pubic bone while engaged in intercourse or through stimulation of the clitoris by manual or oral contact.
The Umbrella

The theory of the umbrella comes from the fact that in OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE this object (specifically the handle) is listed. In a site he made on 0catch, a collection of images of this is shown. Unfortunately, none of the images were archived. There is a forum on HPC that claims if you were to search 'bruno powroznik umbrella' on Google it would come up.

A video showing a man inserting an umbrella handle into his rectum was uploaded to a porn site. The man's face is never seen but the umbrella looks similar to the one in Bruno's Bedroom. The video is also low in quality just like Bruno's videos.

Bruno's umbrellaScreenshot from the forum
## Links

His site archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20080408004542/http://www.janetnewman.0catch.com/author2.htm (May load slowly)

The forum: https://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?/topic/80809-the-hpc-pub-meeting-massacre/
PSYCHOBABBLE

## PSYCHOBABBLE

### Director

Bruno Powroznik

**PSYCHOBABBLE** is a famous video by Bruno.

## Script

PSYCHOBABBLE

PSYCHOBABBLE

THE STR'S ARE SCUM

THE STR'S ARE SCUM

PSYCHOBABBLE

PSYCHOBABBLE

THE STR'S ARE SCUM

THE STR'S ARE SCUM

PSYCHOBABBLE

PSYCHOBABBLE

THE STR'S MUST BE ELIMINATED

THE STR'S MUST BE DESTROYED

\*altered voice\*

EXTERMINATE, ANNIHILATE, DESTROY

EXTERMINATE, ANNIHILATE, DESTROY

\*unspoken\*

DEAD STR'S

## Trivia

This video has a remix by FreeBrunoPowroznik uploaded on August 29, 2008.
Kirstie Allsopp

Kirstie during her rant about STR's

### Relatives

Charles Allsopp (father), Sofie Allsopp (sister), Cath Kidston (cousin), 2 children

## Appearances

### Appears in

Kirstie Allsopp's reaction to the STRs

Kirstie Allsopp is a British television presenter. In Kirstie Allsopp's reaction to the STRs, she is portrayed ranting about house prices and sell-to-renters.
TITAN2 0

## TITAN2\_0 (Алекс)

Титан является выдающимся гвардейцем Кертерианской армии. За время его долгой эльфийской жизни его заслуги были по правде оценены не только в Кертере, но и во многих городах за его пределами, в некоторых из которых в честь Алекса даже были воздвигнуты статуи.

25.01.579 Титан принимает участие в генеральном сражении Берлино-Ахуитзотлевской войны, в ходе которого проявляет себя лучшим воином Кертера и одним из лучших — Хекстерры.

31.03.595 Алекс спасает Императора Каунтдауна от заговорщиков Гидры.

В период Холодной войны Титан внедряется в Нильфгард в качестве агента под прикрытием, благодаря чему Кертеру удаётся аннексировать территории данного города после окончания конфликта.

За свои заслуги перед Хекстеррой Алекс, помимо прочих наград, получает звание старшего лейтенанта.

Кроме боевых заслуг, стоит вспомнить, и о том, что именно Титан проектирует внутреннее строение Кертера в том виде, в каком он существует сейчас.
Shock Admission of defeat by Reinhard Schu

Shock Admission of defeat by Reinhard Schu is a video by Bruno that concerns, as the title says, the shock admission of defeat by Reinhard Schu.

## Script

Shock Admission of defeat by "Reinhard Schu"

"Reinhard Schu" is the spokesman for the website www.housepricecrash.co.uk and he is an STR who sold his house in Mile End in east London in 2003.

Reinhard Schu made a shock and frank admission that we may not see a big drop or even any drop in nominal house prices.

This is what he actually said:

"...more recently I have come to the view that we may not necessarily see a big drop or even any drop in nominal house prices. I still maintain that house prices in real terms did indeed top in 2004 and will probably not - at least for a generation or two - ever be as expensive again in real terms as in 2004.

However, it is becoming increasingly clear that the only way for governments and banks to spin their way out of this giant asset bubble is by inflation. That is what historically always happened, and it is what will happen again. So we may get a 10-15% "real life" inflation (as opposed to the published CPI figures) over the next 5 years, and house prices may remain stagnant or just slightly rise (or even slightly fall) During the same time. of course, in real terms this is just going to be a crash in the same way as a fall in nominal terms with low inflation, but the public will not see it that way.

Looking at it another way, expressed in the number of ounces of gold or the number of barrels of oil you need to buy a house, there will be a massive fall in house prices, but measured in how many units of fiat currency you need to buy a house, there may not be a fall at all."

## Trivia

Two versions of this video were made: One with lyrics and one with Bruno on the screen, but with a sepia effect on the screen.
Bruno's Girlfriend "Sarah"

**Bruno's Girlfriend "Sarah"** is a video where Bruno pretends to be Sarah, his "girlfriend".

## Script

Hello, I'm Bruno's girlfriend. I'm doing this video to express my concern, that Bruno is spending so much of his time making videos about house prices, and uploading them to Youtube. I would rather that he didn't spend so much of his time talking about house prices. I would prefer that he spent more of his time with me.

Some people think that he's a bit weird, but I manage to put up with his eccentricities. He can be a bit rough sometimes, particularly when we make love. And when I complain that it's sometimes painful, he says "It would not hurt so much if we did it more often."

In spite of these peculiarities, I still love him though. Bruno's such a lovely man.

## Trivia

Bruno wears a wig in this video. He also wears one in Are you an Anal Virgin?, The STR's are having serious misgivings about selling their property, and others, but this is the only one where he changes his voice
OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

**OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE** is a famous video by Bruno Powroznik.

## Script

OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TESTTUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

## Trivia

This is by far the most recognized and popular Bruno Powroznik video, with over 6,000,000 views. This is because it randomly got recommended to people in 2019.

Many parodies of this video have been created, such as "OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE (CHRISTMAS EDITION)" and "MORE OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE"
Ebony Shockley

### Personality

Supportive, intelligent, resentful, arrogant, cold, loyal, disdainful, harsh, conceited, a tiny bit ditzy, violent, headstrong, opportunistic, cynical, and imposing

### Likes

magic, Donovan, Chiara (formerly), British food, Irish culture, her looks

### Home

* London, England
* Kaiden

### Dislikes

Chiara, The Quinns, her son thinking about being good or disappointing the family

### Relatives

* Unknown parents
* Anwir Shockley (father-in-law)
* Duvessa Shockley (mother-in-law)
* Donovan Shockley (husband)
* Devland Shockley (son)
* Bronach Shockley (sister-in-law)

### Love Interest

Donovan

working on this
WOMEN PREFER HOMEOWNERS NOT RENT FOREVER LOSERS

**WOMEN PREFER HOMEOWNERS NOT RENT FOREVER LOSERS** is a video that was likely created around the same time as THE TRUTH ABOUT BRITAIN.

## Script

WOMEN PREFER HOMEOWNERS NOT RENT FOREVER LOSERS

A serious drawback for the STR not being a homeowner is that they cannot pull slappers with the same ease as the way they once did when they owned a house. The STR's did not foresee when they sold their property, what impact it would have on their love life, and in particular the detrimental impact that this would have on the amount and quality of women they will get.

Slappers prefer to go out with homeowners not rent forever losers. As soon as a slapper discovers that the guy who is chatting them up is an STR, the slapper will turn around and run a mile, run off back home. Many STR's are finding it different to get any crumpet nowadays, because the STR's cannot use the chat-up line that they got a big house that belongs to them.

The lack of regular snatch, is causing the STR's to suffer from Pussy Withdrawal symptoms, because of the lack of good quality beaver, and are missing the medicinal and therapeutic effects for being with the opposite sex. The dramatic loss of confidence and self-esteem amongst the STR is causing many of them to become impotent, and experience penile dysfunction, which is seriously effecting the ability to perform. The STR's are very hesitant and reticent about trying to pull the slappers, because the STR's lack of confidence and feelings of inferiority is effecting their libido which means that they cannot perform well in the bedroom.

The STR's are going from cold turkey to being deprived of the necessary beaver to keep them motivated, and as a consequence they are tossing and turning in bed late at night. The STR's are suffering from sexual deprivation and are finding it difficult to cover the dramatic loss of sex appeal, and find themselves talking alot about sex, as a symptom of them not getting enough. The STR's are not getting enough nookie, and it shows that their wild mood swings and freaky behaviour.

## Trivia

This video is one that is clearly done in broad daylight. Others include THE TRUTH ABOUT BRITAIN, Bruno's Bedroom, and Bruno Powroznik in the flesh.

Bruno has a similar appearance in this video to his appearance in THE TRUTH ABOUT BRITAIN. This likely means they were filmed around the same time.
STR

Gavin Greenway, an example of an STR

**STR's** are people who sell their house to rent at a higher price than the price they bought it. STR stands for Sell-To-Renter.

STR's are Bruno Powroznik's worst enemy. He has made many websites about them, for example THE STR'S ARE THE LOSERS and House Prices Will Never Crash. At the time (2006-2013) STR's were actually respected and people disliked Bruno for talking about house prices only going up. Rare examples of people who hated the STR's even then include Free Bruno Powroznik (who apparently was once an STR).
JADE GOODY IS DIEING OF CANCER

**JADE GOODY IS DIEING OF CANCER** is a video where Bruno celebrates that Jade Goody is dying.

## Script

JADE GOODY IS DIEING OF CANCER

GOOD RIDDANCE TO SHIT

I HOPE THE BITCH DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH

(unspoken)

DEATH TO JADE GOODY

## Trivia

This is notably the only known video where Bruno misspells a word, spelling "Dying" as "Dieing"

This is the first video where Bruno celebrates someone's death/dying. The second is MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD.
MY FINAL PROPHECY

**MY FINAL PROPHECY** is a video where Bruno explains his final prophecy about the STR's.

## Script

There is collusion, between the STR's and the government, and that when the government finally decides to bring the economic boom to an end, and flattens the economy. You know they are doing it, just so as to enable the STR's, to get back on the property ladder, and buy property more cheaply. So that the STR's can then make a substantial profit by setting the property at a much higher price, in the next property boom.

If I'm going to be destroyed in the next recession, just so as to enable the STR retards, to buy property more cheaply. Then I won't stand idly by and see myself destroyed, because if I'm going to be destroyed, then I'm going to take the STR's down with me. The STR's will not remain immune from what will happen in the next recession. If I'm going to be destroyed in the next recession, then I will be taking the STR's down with me.

Throughout my life I've been a prophet, and I've made prophecies, and people have ridiculed me for this. People used to laugh at me, when I used to make my prophecies, and in particular it was the STR's that used to laugh at most of my prophecies. But as events will prove, it will be the STR's, who will be laughing out the other side of their faces.

I will make this final prophecy to you. If this country and the world, is going to be plunged into a terrible recession, causing misery to millions of people, just so as to enable the STR's to get back onto the property ladder, and buy property more cheaply, then it won't lead to cheap property, which is what the STR's are hoping for. But it will ultimately lead to the destruction of the STR's.

## Trivia

This is thought to be one of Bruno's last videos, due to the title and the fact that it was the last video archived in pete21x's collection. The last known Bruno video is MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD, made in 2013.

Bruno looks the same way that he does in THE STR'S WILL NOT BE IMMUNE FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE NEXT RECESSION.
YOU PRETEND TO PAY ME

**YOU PRETEND TO PAY ME**, also known as **YOU PRETEND TO PAY ME AND I WILL PRETEND TO DO SOME WORK**, is a video archived by FreeBrunoPowroznik.

## Script

YOU PRETEND TO PAY ME AND I WILL PRETEND TO DO SOME WORK

YOU PRETEND TO PAY ME AND I WILL PRETEND TO DO SOME WORK

YOU PRETEND TO PAY ME AND I WILL PRETEND TO DO SOME WORK

YOU PRETEND TO PAY ME AND I WILL PRETEND TO DO SOME WORK

## Trivia

This video has the same collection of background images as I AM HAVING TROUBLE CHATTING UP WOMEN, I DESPERATELY NEED A SHAG, and I LOVE HOT SPICY FOOD. However, the last text is just over a black background in this one, rather than restarting the collection and having it as the first.
Reinhard Schu

**Reinhard Schu** is a spokesman for House Price Crash, and is an STR (Sell-To-Renter) who sold his house in 2003. He is one of the main STR's, along with Gavin Greenway. In Shock Admission of defeat by Reinhard Schu, Bruno quotes that Reinhard said:

"...more recently I have come to the view that we may not necessarily see a big drop or even any drop in nominal house prices. I still maintain that house prices in real terms did indeed top in 2004 and will probably not - at least for a generation or two - ever be as expensive again in real terms as in 2004.

However, it is becoming increasingly clear that the only way for governments and banks to spin their way out of this giant asset bubble is by inflation. That is what historically always happened, and it is what will happen again. So we may get a 10-15% "real life" inflation (as opposed to the published CPI figures) over the next 5 years, and house prices may remain stagnant or just slightly rise (or even slightly fall) During the same time. of course, in real terms this is just going to be a crash in the same way as a fall in nominal terms with low inflation, but the public will not see it that way.

Looking at it another way, expressed in the number of ounces of gold or the number of barrels of oil you need to buy a house, there will be a massive fall in house prices, but measured in how many units of fiat currency you need to buy a house, there may not be a fall at all."

## Trivia

Reinhard is shown as The Devil in THE MANY FACES OF THE DEVIL
Known Bruno Channel Names

This is a list of known Youtube channel names that Bruno has had.

## brunopowroz

**brunopowroz** is thought to be the first channel Bruno Powroznik ever had. It's the channel that uploaded THE MASSACRE AT THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH PUB MEETING, and joined in early 2008.

Channel link: youtube.com/user/brunopowroz

## callmenobod

**callmenobod** is one of the channels frequently mentioned by FreeBrunoPowroznik. The link was never archived but it was thought to be one of the earlier channels.

Channel link (doesn't work): https://www.youtube.com/user/callmenobod

## brunopowroznik

**brunopowroznik** was a channel that Bruno had in 2010. It was archived but the channel was already suspended.

Channel link: youtube.com/user/brunopowroznik

## brunopowroznikagain

**brunopowroznikagain** is another channel mentioned by FreeBrunoPowroznik. The link has been archived but the channel had already been suspended.

Channel link (suspended): youtube.com/user/brunopowroznikagain

## BillGates

As seen in a Captain KRB video, Bruno once had a channel named after Bill Gates. This is one of his newer channels. Again, this link was archived but after the channel was suspended.

Channel link (suspended): http://www.youtube.com/user/BillGates

## jamestgrantson

Known to be another newer channel, Bruno once called himself James Grantson on Youtube. This was never archived.

Channel link (doesn't work): https://www.youtube.com/user/jamestgrantson

## Others

Bruno also named himself:

* Patrick Macgowan
* Jonathan Trees
* Collin Crisp
* Veronica Moser

## Channel description (brunopowroz, 2008)

Name: **Bruno Powroznik**

Age: **23**

My name is Bruno Powroznik and I am an independent economist and property expert.

Don't believe the rubbish that is posted by the sold-to-rent garbage (the STRs) on the forum at the website housepricecrash.co.uk because they have a vested interest in talking down the property market.

I really feel sorry for the STR garbage - they have to wait until the 2012 London Olympics before the property crash begins and even when the crash starts they will have to wait for a recession to unwind the long boom that started in 1996 and so are facing the prospect of having to sit out a sixteen year long recession before another housing boom begins in 2028.

The get rich quick STR have let greed cloud their judgement and are now having to pay a terrible price in that they have made themselves homeless and will spend the next twenty years paying dead money in rent whilst they watch their precious STR fund money continually being eroded away by inflation.

Country: **United Kingdom** 🇬🇧

Interests and Hobbies: **Visit my websites: http://brunopow.150m.com/website/**

Interests and Hobbies: **Visit my websites: http://brunopow.150m.com/website/**

**http://brunopow.150m.com/website2/**

**http://brunopow.150m.com/website4/**

**http://brunopowroz.150m.com/**

**http://janetnewman.0catch.com/author2.htm**

Website: http://www.brunopow.150m.com/website/
I AM HAVING TROUBLE CHATTING UP WOMEN

Note that this reupload is quieter than the others

**I AM HAVING TROUBLE HATTING UP WOMEN** is a video where Bruno talks about how women hate him.

## Script

I AM HAVING TROUBLE CHATTING UP WOMEN

WOMEN KEEP TELLING ME TO FUCK OFF

WOMEN TELL ME THAT I SMELL

MANY WOMEN FIND ME REPUGNANT

WOMEN JUST DON'T SEEM TO LIKE ME

WOMEN THINK THAT I'M A BIT MENTAL

WOMEN MOVE AWAY WHEN I APPROACH THEM

WOMEN JUST DON'T WANT TO KNOW ME

WOMEN LOOK AT ME WITH DISGUST

WOMEN THINK THAT I AM A PERVERT

I NEED A WOMAN TO IRON MY SHIRTS

I NEED A WOMAN TO MAKE MY DINNER

I NEED A WOMAN TO WASH MY PANTS

I NEED A WOMAN TO HAVE SEX WITH

I NEED A WOMAN TO FULFIL MY DEPRAVED SEXUAL URGES

I WANT A WOMAN TO SPANK MY BUTTOCKS

I WANT A WOMAN TO FIST ME UP MY ARSE

I WANT A WOMAN TO DO A DUMP ON MY FACE

## Trivia

This is a video where Bruno is straight, while in others he is openly gay.

These images of Bruno are also used in I DESPERATELY NEED A SHAG, and I LOVE HOT SPICY FOOD.
A TYPICAL STR

**A TYPICAL STR** (also known as **Hello, I Am An STR Retard**) is a video about an STR explaining what STR's do.

## Script

Hello, I am an STR retard, who wants to see millions of people suffer in the next recession, so that I can take advantage of other people's misery, by buying property from a distressed homeowner, who is forced to sell their property at a low price, because they cannot keep up with their mortgage payments, so that I can sell their home at a much higher price, and make a substantial profit in the next property boom.

I am looking forward to seeing many distressed homeowners having their homes repossessed, and being forced to sell their properties at a low price, during the next property crash, so that I an take advantage of the misery of homeowners and buy a property at a low price. Vendors can be sure that I will put in a derisory low offer for their property, during the next property crash.

## Trivia

This is one of 4 videos where Bruno pretends to be someone else. The others are Bruno's Girlfriend "Sarah", A MESSAGE FROM SATAN, and A MESSAGE FROM AN ALIEN OF ANOTHER DIMENSION. It is also one of 3 where he had an effect on his voice. The others are A MESSAGE FROM AN ALIEN OF ANOTHER DIMENSION and BRITAIN IS A DUMP.
Whisk Nekellie

kitten

can use her grappling hook

cat-like reflexes and agility

Whisk is an 18-year old catgirl who is extremely shy.

### Personality

Whisk is extremely shy and may have social anxiety, and because of this she wears a mask a lot of the time to avoid other people seeing her face. she is very jumpy upon hearing loud noises such as a kaiju roaring or a doorbell ringing.

(sorry idk what more to put here)

### History

For history of whisk in sunset paradise (her original show), https://supermarioglitchy4.fandom.com/wiki/Whisk#History

It is now known what happened between the events of SP and ARD, it is presumed she went into hiding.

In the first appearance of Whisk in Prologue 1, she was panicking because she had lost her mask and had boarded an escape boat without it. in her panic, she knocked over a cupboard, which trapped P.

In episode 3, Whisk was found in a boat without her mask.

### Abilities

* **smoke gun**: whisk has a smoke gun that fires a gas that sends people who inhaled it into a nightmare.
* **laser gun:** whisk has a laser gun that can shoot purple lasers, similar to P's dual-wielding laser uzis.
* **grappling hook:** look, do I really have to explain what a grappling hook is?
* **cat-like reflexes and agility:** whisk is fast and and athletic, and always lands on 2 feet

### Trivia

* Whisk may have social anxiety or depression.
* She stress eats, eating a lot of ice cream.
THE MASSACRE AT THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH PUB MEETING

**THE MASSACRE AT THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH PUB MEETING** is a video uploaded in 2008. The video lead to Bruno's arrest. 2 days after the real meeting

## Script

THE MASSACRE AT THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH PUB MEETING IN THE GLASSHOUSE STORES PUB IN BREWER STREET ON THE 8TH OF JULY, 2008

THE STR'S AT THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH PUB MEETING ARE BACK-SLAPPING EACH OTHER AND CONGRATULATING THEMSELVES ON HAVING MADE SO MUCH MONEY BY SELLING THEIR PROPERTY AT A HIGH PRICE TO SOME POOR GULLIBLE AND NAIVE BUYER WHO GOT RIPPED OFF.

JUST AS THE PUB MEETING GET STARTED, LITTLE DO THE STR'S KNOW THAT A MANIAC WITH A AK47 SEMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLE TURNS UP AND STARTS TO GIVE THE STR'S WHAT THEY RICHLY DESERVE.

\*Screen switches to Bruno playing Doom 3 with unspoken text\*

THE GLASSHOUSE STORES PUB

MANY STR'S BEING SHOT

MANY DEAD STR'S

## Trivia

This is one of the final videos uploaded to brunopowroz, his first channel, due to the channel being taken down shortly after.

## Controversy

This video was seen as a threat about shooting up a pub, and Bruno was allegedly arrested because of this. This lead to FreeBrunoPowroznik joining youtube and creating #FreeBrunoPowroznik, including many videos. Bruno was freed, but his channel was taken down forever.

FREE BRUNO POWROZNIK - Voted most popular poster on housepricecrash.co.ukThe first video uploaded by FreeBrunoPowroznik
Godzilla Mountain

Godzilla Story is a backstory of P.P.O.G, N and Uzi. it revolves around when they were exploring an ice mountain, and they witnessed and Godzilla come out of the sea, trapping Uzi.

### Story

P, N and Uzi were exploring an ice mountain, when a large rumbling happened. They looked up, and saw Godzilla looming above them. Godzilla used it's atomic breath to knock over an ice structure, which caused an avalanche. N went into his murder mode, and used the wings to pick up his friends and fly away from the chasing snow. They almost made it to the heli-egg, when a boulder hit N's arm, destroying it. Uzi fell into the snow, and was picked up with the avalanche. since, this, Uzi has never been seen, and is believed dead by N. However P still has hope.
I LOVE HOT SPICY FOOD

**I LOVE HOT SPICY FOOD** is a video uploaded presumably in 2008 judging from the background being the same as in I AM HAVING TROUBLE CHATTING UP WOMEN.

## Script

I LOVE HOT SPICY FOOD

I LOVE A STRONG CURRY

I LOVE SPICY CHICKEN

I LOVE A TOSSED SALAD

I LOVE A BACON SANDWICH

I LOVE ICECREAM

I LOVE STRAWBERRY YOGHURT

## Trivia

This video has the same background as I AM HAVING TROUBLE CHATTING UP WOMEN, I DESPERATELY NEED A SHAG, and YOU PRETEND TO PAY ME AND I WILL PRETEND TO DO SOME WORK.
Triceratops

Triceratops in a species of Ceratopsian. It can be role played by anyone.

* Isla Nublar
* Skull Island (Skull)

https://jurassicworld-evolution.fandom.com/wiki/Triceratops

## History

### Isla Nublar Triceratops

The same as Ankylosaurus, Triceratops weren't discriminated a lot. They rarely attack humans, but when cities got destroyed, Triceratops came here and claimed new territory, live in peace with other Kaijus and dinosaurs. With big size and high number, their only threaten are T-rex.

### Skull Island Triceratops

With more dangerous threatens as Spore Mantis, Mire Squid and Skullcrawlers, Skull Island Triceratops grew bigger with fighting skill. They got discriminated by humans as threatens to humans when came to Skull Island.

## Abilities and Fighting Skill

Triceratops in Isla Nublar don't attack humans, but Skull Island Triceratops are fierce and ready to kill everything threat them by their horns.

## Trivia

* This is the third dinosaurs has introduced in the RP.
Gomora

Gomora is a kaiju owned by User: Kah junn

## Personality

Gomora is very hostile, as he rampaged on a Village after falling two Kilometers to the ground. Gomora is also very destructive as he attacks cities like Los Angeles.

## History

This particular Gomora was one of the many surface-dwelling creatures that migrated to the underground in order to survive the ice age. Gomora's presence was known to the Underground Men, a race of humans that took the same path as Gomora did. As time passed, the heatwaves from the surface mutated Gomora into Gomora II.

## Abilities

* **Mega-ton tail:** Gomora can use his tail to hit opponents and protect himself against attacks.
* **Burrowing:** Gomora can burrow underground to go to different locations.
* **Physical Attacks:** Gomora fights by punching, biting, using his horn and tail, and slashing.
Paleotrex

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Paleotrex

**Paleotrex** is a Predacon who transforms into a T-Rex Skeleton, and can even have his body parts separated to be used as armor or weaponry. He is used by ItzBeto

## Personality

Pretty much evil and loyal as the rest of the Predacons, Paleotrex is not too fond of humans, mostly. He also cares for his fellow Fossilizers, and seems to be either unwilling or willing to be used for weapons or armor, depending on the situation.

## History

Part of the Predacons, a splinter of the Decepticons, Paleotrex was part of the Fossilizers subgroup alongside Vertebreak and Ractonite. Crash-Landing on the Earth during the Rampage of the Kaiju, they remained hidden, until now, where alongside their leader, left their hideout to take over, and apparently end the Autobots.

## Abilities

* **Transformation:** Paleotrex is able to Transform into a T-Rex Skeleton (Fossil).
* **Claws:** His only weapon, Paleotrex can use his large claws (also the feet of his Beast Mode) to attack.
* **Separation:** He can be separated into armor or weapons thanks to F.O.S.S.I.L. Technology.

## Trivia

* ItzBeto, Creator of the Roleplay, owns the toy of Paleotrex. However, he lost one of the legs when he was with one of his cousins.
* Paleotrex’s Personality was made by ItzBeto himself, since he has no official personality. This can be applied for the other Fossilizers.
Tokyo

Tokyo in flames during the attack by Godzilla and Rodan

Tokyo is a city located in Japan, and was the city which Kaiju attacked most. It got destroyed by Godzilla and Rodan.

## History

Tokyo first was made 400 years before, and was originally named Edo. The name was then changed to Tokyo, and it became the capital of Japan. During July 13, 2021, it was destroyed by Godzilla and Rodan.

## Inhabitants

Japan used to have 37 million inhabitants, but all of them got killed during the attack or moved to the Electric domes.

## Trivia

* Tokyo was the 3rd city attacked.
* Because Tokyo was attacked, the Japanese government moved the capital to Osaka, which has yet to face a Kaiju threat
Buck

Buck is a male Tyrannosaurus Rex that lives with his Son and Mate. He is used by Beto09786

## Other Info

### Roleplayer:

Beto09786

https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrannosaur\_Buck

## Personality

Buck won’t attack humans unless hungry, angered or trying to protect his son. He is very territorial and protective of his mate and son.

## History

Buck once lived on Isla Sorna. However, he was discriminated and seen as a threat once he was moved to the mainland due to unknown reasons. Despite that, he still cared for his son and mate. They now claimed territory in San Diego next to a destroyed factory.

## Abilities

* **Biting and Stomping:** Like Rexy, Buck can bite people in half due to his massive bite force, and can step on smaller beings to kill them.

## Trivia

* The Nickname Buck was given by Roland Tembo, the leader of the InGen hunting party during 1997.
Prologue 2

Prologue 2 is the second Episode of A Reptilian Doomsday, and is also the last of the 2 Prologues.

## Prologue 2

### Writer

Beto09786, Potatopathsofglory, ItzCaramelCamill3Play1ng, Artist's Safe Haven

## Summary

After the rescue from San Diego which was being attacked by Godzilla and Anguirus, a group of soldiers were in a soldier camp alongside scientists, who are trying to activate a robot named N. Whoever, a group of characters(basically the characters users have claimed) found the camp, confused on why was it there, and what was happening…

## Plot

In a Soldier camp, A group of scientists were trying to boot up Serial Designation N in a remote lab. N woke up, and said P’s name before turning off. The scientists talked a little why he said that name. Meanwhile, the Cookie known as Onion Cookie was trying to find Blackberry Cookie. While doing so, a small herd of Stygimoloch approach her curiously, which causes her to cry, which the herd respond by backing away a little. A Soldier finds Onion Cookie, and Blackberry sees Onion, and asks her why she was here, because it could be dangerous, which the soldier responds by saying it is actually dangerous here. Onion tells the two what she saw, which the Soldier also says that the Stygimoloch are herbivores and won’t attack unless provoked. Strawberry Crepe Cookie finds Onion Cookie, which says to Crepe that he looks injured, and he responds by saying “well.. yeah. I had to escape a city from giant monsters anyways..”, Which makes Onion cry.
Ractonite

**Ractonite** is a Predacon Fossilizer, which can separate itself to be used as armor. He is roleplayed by ItzBeto.

## Personality

A Brute, Ractonite may be smart, but most of his strategies are just smashing whatever is in the way. However, he isn’t dumb enough to know when to retreat. While he’s unwilling to be used as weapons and armor, he may do so if the situation requires it.

## History

Ractonite was a Predacon Fossilizer alongside Paleotrex and Vertebreak. Crash-landing on Earth and obtaining a Styracosaurus skeleton alt-mode, he remained hidden during the Kaiju attacks alongside their leader, until now..

## Abilities

* **Transformation:** He is able to transform into a Styracosaurus skeleton.
* **Separation:** Ractonite can separate his parts into armor or even weapons.

## Trivia

* Ractonite crash-landed in a McDonalds Establisment ( based on the caption for his toy in the TF Wiki)
I AM A PSYCHO

**I AM A PSYCHO** is a video where Bruno shouts that he is a psycho repeatedly.

## Script

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

I AM A PSYCHO

## Trivia

This video is one of a few videos where Bruno only says one thing repeatedly. The others are BROWN ACTION, THE GREAT HOUSE PRICE CATASTROPHE OF 2012 - 2028, and EVERY NIGHT IS BUGGERY NIGHT (although this one repeats two things, instead of one).

This video is similar to I AM MENTAL, due to Bruno talking about being insane, and having random pictures of himself.

One of the pictures in this video, was FreeBrunoPowroznik's profile picture for a while on youtube.
Scunner

https://pacificrim.fandom.com/wiki/Scunner

Scunner is a Category IV Kaiju that was sent to protect the breach, but ended up in this Earth. He is used by User:ItzBeto.

## Personality

Aggressive and ruthless, Scunner shows no care for any life, only focused on helping the Precursors in their colonization.

## History

Scunner alongside Raiju were created in order to protect the breach. However, a accident occurred, and Scunner had found himself in this Earth. Now deciding to help colonize it despite the Precursors having no idea of this, he attacked Houston and Los Angeles, and headed back to sea. After that, no activity of him was seen for now.

## Abilities

* **Pointed, plated protrusions:** Scunner’s protrusions or his horns are designed to batter and ram Jeagers.
* **Durability:** Scunner can survive any attack from conventional weaponry unless it’s nuclear or from a Jeager.

## Trivia

* Scunner is the largest category IV Kaiju
* His name is a Scottish word. “Scunner” refers to something that triggers a reaction of disgust.
Rodan

Rodan is a Irradiated Pteranodon used by Beto09786. He is the Third Antagonist of the Roleplay.

## Battle Info

### Abilities:

Durability, Flight Speed, Uranium Heat Ray, Shockwaves

## Other Info

### Roleplayer:

Beto09786

https://godzilla.fandom.com/wiki/Rodan

## Personality

Rodan was formerly mostly docile, but attacks cities or any human settlements sometimes. Along with Godzilla(Heisei) and Anguirus, Rodan got enraged due to being discriminated and having small territory.

## History

Rodan was one of the Kaiju in the Earth, and was discriminated and seen only as a threat too. Tired of being mistreated, Rodan goes with his allies Godzilla and Anguirus and rampaged across the Earth, turning it almost apocalyptic.

## Abilities

* **Flight Speed:** Rodan can fly very fast, able to outrun Supersonic Jets
* **Uranium Heat Ray:** Rodan can fire a purple beam from his mouth, able to destroy buildings and etc.
* **Shockwaves:** Rodan can flap his wings to create shockwaves to destroy.
* **Immense Durability:** Rodan as any other kaiju, can’t be killed or damaged by Artillery like Tanks, Jets and Nukes. Rodan can also survive attacks from Pokémon and other creatures like Dragons.

## Trivia

* Rodan was going to be used for the wiki this one is based off, but was scrapped.
* Rodan is also immune to fire.
Spinosaurus

https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/Spinosaurus#Later\_history

Spinosaurus is a carnivore and piscivore dinosaur in A Reptilian Doomsday.

## History

Spinosaurus was a very rare animal, as they have a small population number. They were the most discriminated alongside the other dinosaurs, and even a petition to hunt them was about to be allowed, which could have put the species in danger if not for the Kaiju attacks. They now live in swamps and other areas with a large quantity of lakes and rivers.

## Known members

* Spiny
* Spiny (Alpha Gang)

## Abilities

* **Swimming:** Spinosaurus is able to swim, mainly to catch fish, but also to do surprise attacks from below.
* **Bite:** Spinosaurus can bite to attack or catch prey.
* **Tail Whip:** The Spinosaurus have very powerful tails, and use them to whip their enemies.

## Trivia

* The Spinosaurus known as "Spiny" is the same one from Isla Sorna.
Vastatosaurus rex

The Vastatosaurus rex is a evolved Descendant of Tyrannosaurus. They can be used by anyone.

## History

The Vastatosaurus Rex lived in Skull Island, where it had a medium-sized population. While transporting 2 V-Rexes (a male and a female), they escaped into America, where their population grew even more.

## Abilities

### Physical Capabilities

The *Vastatosaurus* is capable of running in short bursts of up to 25 miles per hour. The species possesses broad feet to walk on more swampier terrain.

### Jaws

The Vastatosaurus Rex has a very strong bite force, able to crush bones and limbs with ease.

### Flexibility

For a large animal, the V-Rex is very flexible.

## Trivia

* This is the third animal from Skull Island, first being King Kong and Triceratops.
Woodcutting

**Woodcutting** is a **skill** classified as a **gathering skill** critical to obtaining raw materials within the city that can be sold to NPCs for profit or used to craft into a variety of things.

You must have a **hatchet** in your inventory when attempting to harvest a woodcutting **node**.

Locations for most woodcutting nodes can be found using the **map**, and looking for entries beginning with "Woodcutting".

Below is a table of all of the trees/logs available, level requirements, and cooldown times:
Berserker Serum

The Berserker Serum is a serum created by Dr. Wu after being forced to by a terrorist organization wanting to take over the world using Kaijus. It contains a mysterious orange liquid that turns anything that is either injected by it or anything that has drank the liquid into a much stronger version of themselves, albeit making them enter what's called Berserk Mode, hence the name of the serum.

## **History**

After the BioSyn laboratory had been invaded by a mysterious terrorist organization, the chief geneticist Dr. Wu was forced to create a serum that would allow the terrorists access to the most destructive ultimate weapon to take over the world. After the serum has been created, Dr. Wu tells the terrorist to capture Hilbert, a giant hybrid of an Albertosaurus, Kaprosuchus, Utahraptor, and Spinosaurus and transport him to Isla Nublar, for Wu to inject the serum into Hilbert so that he could become berserk. The terrorists soon left afterwards, knowing the effects of the serum told by Dr. Wu.

## **Effects**

The Berserker Serum takes a long time for it to take effect on the subject, although, the subject becomes notably more aggressive before the effects finally affect the subject. After which, the subject would become a far larger and notably far stronger and more aggressive version of themselves, with some features of the subject being exaggerated into tremendous proportions. The subject will now enter what's called Berserk Mode, in which they will uncontrollably try and kill anything around them, no matter how injured they are.

## **Trivia**

* The Berserker Serum's effects are a reference to the mysterious black liquid from Primal.
* Additionally, the Berserker Serum's name is a reference to the third upgrade of the first path for the Alchemist in Bloons TD 6, the Berserker Brew.
	+ The fact that the Berserker Serum transforms anything that drinks it or is injected with it into a much stronger monstrous version of it somewhat resembles the ability of the fourth upgrade of the second path for the Alchemist the Transforming Tonic, although this is more of a coincidence than an intentional reference.
Archivers of Bruno's Content

This is a list of people who have archived Bruno's videos.

## SellToRent

SellToRent is the earliest archiver of Bruno's videos. He archived I AM HAVING TROUBLE CHATTING UP WOMEN, PSYCHOBABBLE, and THE CLITORIS. Unlike the others, SellToRent's reuploads are a quieter volume, specifically the first one. He also made **Bruno the weirdo's finally been suspended** using the video from Bruno's Bedroom and remixing the audio of other videos. SellToRent has been inactive since April 5, 2008 but has possibly been posting on Reddit. He was a former HPC poster

Link: https://www.youtube.com/user/SellToRent

## Free Bruno Powroznik

Free Bruno Powroznik joined Youtube in August 2008, and posted videos about Bruno and that he should be let out of prison. FreeBrunoPowroznik has most of Bruno's videos (including I AM A GAY NAZI, I AM A PSYCHO, and I LOVE HOT SPICY FOOD) and is a 3d animator who was inactive from 2010 - 2020, when he returned and posted Bruno videos like BRITAIN IS A DUMP, I DESPERATELY NEED A SHAG, and I LOVE SNATCH. FreeBrunoPowroznik is still active on youtube and Reddit. Just like SellToRent, he was a HPC poster and even an STR.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/c/FreeBrunoPowroznik

## David E.

David E is the most famous archiver of Bruno's content, due to uploading OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE. He archived OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, A MESSAGE FROM SATAN, BROWN ACTION, I LONG FOR THE GREAT RELEASE THAT DEATH WILL BRING, and MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD. They were uploaded in September 2013, and the final one was in May 2014. Unlike the others, David E's channel is also a personal account, and joined in 2007, posting a few videos before archiving 5 of Bruno's videos. He was inactive from 2014 - 2020, when he logged into the account again and commented on OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/user/FAILGET64

## Stunley Andwin

Stunley Andwin downloaded many videos from pete21x's collection of Bruno videos, and posted them to his youtube channel in 2019. The final video was MY FINAL PROPHECY, uploaded in January 2020, and he seems to have been inactive ever since.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJqIdKYD9hFOjJFLSsN2n8g

## Bruno Powroznik Archives

Bruno Powroznik Archives posted a mixture of David E, Stunley Andwin, and a few unarchived videos such as JADE GOODY IS DIEING OF CANCER and GIRL TROUBLE. Bruno Powroznik Archives stopped posting in late 2019.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs9jFZSEnCKlyJ\_0-iRyuug
Albertosaurus

Albertosaurus is a Dinosaur Species inhabiting Earth. They can be used by anyone.

## Other Info

### Roleplayer:

Anyone

https://jurassicworld-evolution.fandom.com/wiki/Albertosaurus

## History

Albertosaurus was a Dinosaur cloned for Jurassic World, and 2 of them inhabited the “Tyrannosaur Tour” attraction in their own paddock. Just as the dinosaurs, Albertosaurus got discriminated, and after claiming territory their population numbers increased some more.

## Abilities

* **Biting:** Albertosaurus obviously can bite.
* **Stomping:** Albertosaurus can stomp on people.

## Trivia

* Albertosaurus is the first dinosaur species added to the RP.
Sideswipe

https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Sideswipe\_(Transformers\_Film\_Series)

Sideswipe is a Autobot, who was trained in the art of war by Ironhide. He is used by User:ItzBeto.

## Personality

Sideswipe is relatively serious, and always keen to prove his skill in combat on the battlefield.

## History

Hiding after the battle of Chicago, Sideswipe was one of the surviving Autobots. Eventually, he reawakened to protect humanity alongside Optimus Prime and Bumblebee.

## Abilities

* **Cybertanium Blades:** Sideswipe is armed with two retractable Cybertanium arm blades on each of his wrists in robot mode
* **Roller Skating:** He is able to roller skate, as his feet are wheels.
* **Transformation:** Sideswipe can transform into a Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Concept.
* **Weaponry:** Sideswipe is also armed with a pair of guns on his wrists and a machine gun on his back.

## Trivia

* Sideswipe is the third Autobot in a Reptilian Doomsday.
Apatosaurus

Apatosaurus is a herbivorous sauropod. They can be used by anyone.

https://jurassicworld-evolution.fandom.com/wiki/Apatosaurus

## History

Apatosaurus weren’t really discriminated, but stole some territory of farms. They now live around the world, and are commonly found in forests and in San Diego

## Abilities

* **Tail Whip:** Apatosaurus can use their tails to attack
* **Stomp:** Apatosaurus can do powerful stomps able to shake the land.

## Trivia

* Apatosaurus like to eat berries too instead of just plants.
Tomatera

Tomatera is a giant tomato-like crocodilian extraterrestrial kaiju roleplayed by Shieldon. It is a major antagonist of the second episode in A Reptilian Doomsday.

## Battle Info

### Abilities:

Tomato Smoke
Tomato Spit
Tomato Beam
Durability

## Personality

Tomatera is a cruel, savage, and bloodthirsty monster constantly desiring conflict and bloodshed, relentlessly attacking anything on sight. Tomatera seems to be aware about the deaths and slaughter it has caused, and takes full pleasure and delight over it. Upon arriving on planet Earth, Tomatera is solely focused on eradicating all life on the planet, and is willing to be hurt or even maimed in pursuit of its goal.

## History

Tomatera arrived on planet Earth via a comet from an unknown galaxy, soon after descending upon the planet, Tomatera fed on the wildlife, growing into an enormous size. It then attacked multiple cities, and at one point attacked Infant Island and its inhabitants, prompting Mothra to bring the alien and drop it onto Alaska, and covering it in silk which hardened over decades. However, Hilbert dug up the mummified remains of Tomatera, and after which the monster had awakened and attacked everything it saw.

## Abilities

* **Tomato Smoke** - Tomatera can let out a highly explosive gas known as the Tomato Smoke, which could also serve for an evasive ability, allowing for Tomatera to hide under the gas.
* **Tomato Spit** - Tomatera can spit out a sticky, explosive substance that could trap enemies and severely damage them when the substance is ignited with fire.
* **Tomato Beam** - Tomatera can shoot a fiery, destructive, and powerful beam that when used alongside the Tomato Smoke and Tomato Spit, can be a devastating combo that could mortally injure or even obliterate enemies.
* **Durability** - Tomatera has an incredibly tough and seemingly impenetrable skin that could resist even multiple blows of Hilbert's Energy Claws, which for context could bypass any kaiju's armor.
* **Weaknesses** - While seemingly impossible to defeat, Tomatera has several blind spots, including its extremely vulnerable eyes, which, due to the bizarre alien anatomy of Tomatera, are directly connected to the brain and when both eyes are taken out, it could potentially kill Tomatera.

## Trivia

* Tomatera's design is partially inspired by the Tacodile Supreme from the movie *Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2*.
	+ Tomatera is also similarly, a creature resembling food like the Tacodile Supreme.
Skills

**Skills** are trainable abilities that can be improved in level by completing associated tasks in game. Performing these tasks rewards **experience (XP)**, which causes the skill to level up at certain XP thresholds. The maximum skill level for any given skill is **99**.

Tektonic FiveMMO has 20 skills in total, all of which are listed below, separated by category:

* Combat skills
	+ Unarmed
	+ Melee
	+ Shooting
	+ PKing
* Gathering skills
	+ Fishing
	+ Mining
	+ Woodcutting
	+ Hunting
* Artisan skills
	+ Smithing
	+ Narcotics
	+ Crafting
	+ Cooking
* Utility skill
	+ Thieving
	+ Perception
	+ Hacking
	+ Stealth
	+ Driving
	+ First Aid
	+ Agility
	+ Charisma

1. ↑ Hybrid skill, while it is classified one way, XP can be achieved by both Artisan and Gathering means. See specific skill page for more info!
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 Coming Soon - currently not available to train