2020 Doughlympics with Evan Susser

"2020 Doughlympics with Evan Susser" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, *Doughboys Double*, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "2020 Doughlympics with Evan Susser" was released on August 3, 2021.

## Synopsis

It's the return of the Doughlympics! Commissioner Evan Susser joins the 'boys for a ring-inspired competition and to decide who will take home the gold.

## Statement from The Commissioner

As President of the DOC, I'm extremely proud that these Games are taking place, though they have not been without their challenges. Because of the COVID-19 pandemic, the Games have been delayed over a full year, so they coincide with the real Olympics, which were also delayed because of the COVID-19 pandemic.
Also, the Games are occurring virtually this year, rather than in person, as was previously discussed, because of a combination of Game 6 of the NBA Finals, the Delta Variant, and Mitch's disgusting stomach virus.
Finally, and most importantly, the lack of budget provided to me as President of the DOC has prohibited many of the most ambitious ideas for the Doughlympics from happening.
That said, I have worked tirelessly with other members of the Doughlympics Organizing Committee to create a memorable Games, despite the fact that, again, the Doughboys have provided no budget for the Games, despite their highly-lucrative Patreon.
Yet none of that should detract from the fact that this promises to be as exciting a Doughlympics as possible, under the extremely limited budget that has been granted by The Doughboys.
Thank you.

## The Doughpening Ceremonies: Parade of Chain Restaurants

The Parade of Chain Restaurants and their delegates were:

The Fry Kids and Burger King Kid's Club next each sing a beautiful song to close the Doughpening Ceremonies.

Grimace, Tony the Tiger, the Reba McEntire Colonel Sanders, Snap, Jack Box, both Sonic guys, the horny green M&M, Mr. Peanut, and Toucan Sam all have COVID are not participating in this year's Doughlympics (albeit, most are not chain-restaurant mascots).

This year's competition is entirely about ring-based foods. The Doughboys did not actually eat anything this episode, they just talk about the food.

They also just pick the Gold Medal winner in each category.

## 2020 Doughlympics - Donut Chain Events

First up is the Donut Chain competion, and the competitors are Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme, Shipley Do-Nuts, Tim Horton's, Winchell's, Voodoo Doughnut, and Entenmann's.

## 2020 Doughlympics - Bagel Chain event

The competitors for Bagel Chains are Dunkin' Donuts, Einstein Bros, Noah's, Panera Bread, Starbucks, and Mr. Slice's Bagels.

They all give the gold to Mr. Slice!

## 2020 Doughlympics - Ring-Shaped Sweet Treat event

The competitors in the Ring-Shaped Sweet Treat competition are gummy peach rings, Keebler Fudge Stripes, Life Savers Hard Candy, Ring Pops, and candy necklaces.

It was a split vote, with Susser voting for gummy peach rings, but Nick and Mitch agree the gold goes to Keebler Fudge Stripe Cookies.

The Keebler Elves all have COVID though and can't accept the medal.

## 2020 Doughlympics - Ring-Shaped Breakfast Cereal event

The competitors in this event are Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios, Froot Loops, Urkel-Os, Oreo O's, Honest O's, and Magic Spoon.

Nick chose Magic Spoon Blueberry as his gold medal winner, while Mitch opted for Honey Nut Cheerios.

However, since Susser doesn't offer his choice for this event, there are two gold-medal winners!

## 2020 Doughlympics - Miscellaneous Savory Ring event

The competitors in this event are Life Savers Hard Candy, Urkel-Os, Buca Di Beppo Spicy Chicken Rigatoni, Olive Garden Asiago Tortelloni Alfredo with Grilled Chicken, Red Lobster Tempura Calamari, White Castle Chicken Rings, and the Outback Steakhouse Bloomin' Onion.

Urkel-Os get eliminated for smoking Purple Urkel.

They all decide that the Bloomin' Onion gets the gold!

## 2020 Doughlympics - Onion Ring Count

As the Doughboys had a famous Fry Count during the 2016 Doughlympics, this time around, they count Onion Rings.

Nick counts from Burger King, Susser gets Jack In The Box, and Mitch has Carl's Jr/Hardee's.

## 2020 Doughlympics Closing Ceremony

As he did for the Winter Doughlympics, Max Mayer returns with a drum solo to close out the 2020 Doughlympics.