Cohh, son of Jeralt

**Professor Cohh Eisner** was the son of mercenary captain Jeralt Eisner and Sitri the Nun. He was inducted more or less forcefully as a teacher in the Officers Academy and he chose the Blue Lions house on account of Dimitri's "daakness" [sic].

He especially liked fishing and petting cats and dogs. As part of his genre savvyness, he was weary of tempting fate, especially of people saying things were going to be easy, fearing this would encourage slackness and bring upon them the opposite. During battles, he was accompanied by Jeralt's Mercenaries.

## Relationships

Cohh once compared his father with Geralt of Rivia, taking to calling him Jeralt of Jivia; and at another time commented on how he was not Jeralt's son, but someone else who stole his body. He made good friends with Frank the Gatekeeper and had a fondness for Mercedes, as her voice reminded him of someone he knew. He was fascinated by Dimitri and joined the Blue Lions mostly to discover his "daakness" and was shocked by Felix's description of the Prince; Cohh was generally put off by Felix's obsession with fighting, but regained his respect once he saw him on the battlefield.

He had a snarky relationship with Manuela, who he mocked for her promiscuity. He felt sorry for Dedue for his name and at one point decided to just call him D. He believed that Hanneman was evil, but was willing to work with him until he was proven to be. He felt sorry for Ashe when he realized Lonato, the treasonous noble was his adoptive father.

## History

In the first mock battle between the Houses, he succeeded, but lost first Mercedes, then Ashe; the MVPs were certainly Cohh and Dimitri, though the former was officially declared so.

On the 12th of the Harpstring Moon, he first instructed Dimitri in lancing, leadership and riding. Dedue in axe, axe and heavy armor. And Mercedes in white magic, bow and faith. For group task, he deployed to stable duty Ingrid and Dimitri with good results. On the 25th Cohh became a myrmidon.

The battle with the bandits led by Kostas ended with no casualties. Although Ingrid was initially targeted, she survived well enough. The group eventually split off as per Dimitri's suggestion, with Felix, Mercedes and [...] flanking, which put the entire burden on the main group. With only Kostas left, Cohh ordered Meredith to finish him off, which she did. MVP was declared, surprisingly, Sylvain.

On the 8th of Garland Moon, he recruited Leonie for the month, hired Seiros Sacred Knights for Mercedes, Kingdom Lance Co. for Ingrid, replenished Jeralt's Mercenaries and Seiros Mercenaries (which were assigned to Dedue); he was told as since Felix was a "lone wolf", he would not like to be assisted by battalions. The same day, he learned Faith from Manuela and, owing to his time related powers, decided that if someone dies around him in particular circumstances, he will let the voices in his head decide their fate. He finished the day with choir practice with Ashe and Dedue.

On 22 of Garland Moon, he started the Battle of the Mountains. The battle already had an inauspicious start as, just before leaving, Cohh was informed it was a rare fishing day, which he regreted to waste abroad. The team was split into two, with the western formation without the healer Mercedes looking for a rough time. Thankfully, after defeating its fair share of the enemies, the western formation regrouped in a forested area and diverted the attention to the eastern formation that pushed to engaged the enemies. All seemed right, until Ingrid jumped much ahead of formation, risking her life. When she seemed to be overwhelmed and it turned out he had used all of Sothis' power to reverse time for the moment, the voices in Cohh's head suggested to him a winning strategy that saved Ingrid's life. MVP was chosen Annette.

On 29 of Garland, Dimitri was given the Soldier test, and he graduated this class, alongside Felix, Dedue and Mercedes.

On 30 of Garland, the Gaspar campaign, also known as the Magdred Ambush began. The forces were assisted by Catherine and her retinue, putting Cohh in a novel situation. Events fluctuated, but all looked for the best until Cohh noticed his new allies' devoted zeal override their survival instinct. Mercedes by far pulled her weight, and the top fighters were Cohh, Dimitri and Dedue. Cohh made some tactical errors, including letting Ashe talk to Lonato allowing him time to destroy a battalion, which could have been Annette. Dedue was the one to finish Lonato. Though in another surprising twist, Ingrid was declared MVP.

On the 6th of Blue Sea Moon, he recruited Raphael and sponsored Felix into a Beginner Sword Tournament, which he won. On the 13th, he oversaw Ashe's testificate for Fighter more to improve Ashe's standing than to shape his future in that area, Annette into Monk and Ingrid into Soldier. The same day, he ate with Ashe and Dimitri Saghert and Cream and sponsored Felix in another tournament. However, while admiring his skill, he forgot to administer his health potion before the final, ending his undefeated streak. He finished the day sharing sword techniques with Catherine and discussed faith with Rhea.

## Quotes

* **Jeralt**: I thought being thrown into a swarm of noble brats to teach would be a bit much for you. But I guess I had nothing to worry about.
**Cohh**: It's almost like someone else is controlling his son! It's some kind of weird... I don't [know]... like a different person!!!
* "Oh god, what am I doing? Stop. I just... no... no... go... I just talked for like a week. Everyone died of starvation. It was terrible."
* "God, this game is X-Com-ing, man." in references to multiple misses by his House's students during the second mock battle.
**Cohh**: Maybe you *are* the Goddess.
**Sothis**: If so, what does that make me now? A ghost?
**Cohh**: A Ghostess?

* **Ferdinand**: Good luck subduing those treasonous nobles!
**Cohh**: I'll treason your nobles!
* "Damn, that's a furry horse!" (See Gallery.)
* "I'm just going around telling everyone what they want to hear!"
* "Maybe some of you guys feel like [...] you really like that character. Maybe she's wifu material. Or, hey, maybe that guy's kind of a dick and I'm glad he's gone. We'll see." Cohh discussing with the voices in his head who he's willing to turn back time to save if they die.

## Predictions

* Cohh predicted that Hanneman would turn out to be evil. *Unknown*
* Cohh predicted that in other worlds, Edelgard and Claude would be the most chosen above Dimitri. It was confirmed, *in that order*.
* Cohh predicted that Ashe would turn evil after Lonato's death. *Unknown*

## Gallery

### General gallery

Cohh as Myrmidon"Damn, that's a furry horse!"Choir practice with Ashe and Dedue"The story of my life, for most of my conversations." [...] "That was one of the most amazing... "social" experiences I've ever had!"Cohh's vision is confirmed as Edelgard and Claude are above Dimitri in the deployment ranks. *In the exact order he claimed it would be.*
### Companion ranks

Dimitri the SoldierDedue the FighterFelix the MyrmidonMercedes the MonkAsh the FighterAnnette the MonkIngrid the Soldier
## Notes and references

1. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 11, 23m20s
2. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 15, 11m30s
3. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 18, 16m30s
4. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 6, 9m
5. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 8, 8m20s
6. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 11, 29m45s (Cohh to Sothis without knowing much about the world, proving himself rather genre savvy.)
7. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 12, 1m55s
8. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 12, 7m30s
9. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 12, 8m40s
10. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 12, 31m25s
11. ↑ Let's Play Fire Emblem: Three Houses With CohhCarnage - Episode 13, 15m