The Healthy Band

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## Pathetic Pinhead

### Full Name

Steak
Spinach Can
Bread
Fridge

### Goals

Make the puppets eat "healthy" and punish Duck Guy for having differing opinions (succeeded).

### Crimes

Murder
Brainwashing
Mutilation
Torture
Theft (possibly)

### Type of PP

Successful Brainwashers

**Healthy Band** are main antagonists of fifth episode of the web series *Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5*. They're group of teachers who teach the puppets about "healthy food".

Steak and Fridge were voiced by Baker Terry, while Spinach Can was voiced by Becky Sloan.

## What makes them Pathetic?

* Unlike Sketchbook, Tony, Shrignold and Colin, they completely don't care about the group during their musical number:
	+ At the beginning of their lesson, Steak pokes Duck Guy with a fork three times.
	+ They also constantly interrupt Duck Guy's questions about their quality of teaching by singing.
	+ While they interrupt Duck Guy, they dislike being interrupted themselves, as they don't want to let Duck Guy speak to Red Guy (who was calling them on the phone).
* While they say, which food is healthy and which "makes your teeth go gray", they don't explain why.
* They call cooked meat "fancy and show-offy" food, while their leader is a Steak, making them hypocrites.
* When Duck Guy tries to run away, they catch him and eventually make giant cans eat his guts, killing him.
* After Duck Guy was killed, they put his meat and organs inside of cans and feed them to Yellow Guy, making him eat his friend.
* Unlike other teachers, Steak is supposed to be obsessed with healthy food even when he wasn't a part of Roy Gribbleston's machine, as he is seen running in the darkness rapidly saying "healthy" multiple times in *Electricity*, last episode of TV series.

## What makes them Pinheads?

* Their teaching is extremely innacurate and hypocritical for following reasons:
	+ When they say about how digestion of food occurs, they say that body is like a special house, but all organs are mixed up and put in wrong places (e.g. first eyeball is located in the middle and the second - at the bottom of the house; brain is located in the middle left part of the house).
	+ They have very hypocritical view on food and seems like they were putting it without checking:
		- When they said that bad, non-healthy foods "are very rude", they placed carrot and egg on the layout as an example of them.
		- During food sorting, they make a "health shape", where all foods are mixed in completely inconsistent ways (they even placed gel and cigarettes as kind of food and later called kidney spleen a food, which "makes your teeth go gray").
		- They said, that totally healthy foods are plain-looking foods (like bread, cream, aspic and white sauce (but then they say, it "makes your teeth go gray"), while "fancy and show-offy" foods like salades, fruits, meat and eggs are not (because they are colorful and aren't plain-looking)).
		- They say, that everyone has teeth go gray, so you need yeast to make it go away, they eventually say that "too much yeast makes your teeth go gray".
* Their singing is atrocious, as they just speak (possibly an unsuccessful rapping) with the music.