NERDIOUS' Notably Weird Quotes

**1)**

"I don't like baby carrots.

They are not even babies, just bits of adults.

That's like a cannibal merchant being like:

'Babies for sale! Roasted, fried, grilled or stewed!'

And he just has arms and legs and bits of adults.

I know some cannibals that would sue."

**2)**

"Uh, oakie dokie then.

Or oaky dokey

Or okee dokee

The possibilities are endless!"

**3)**

"You're not my Mom!"

**4)**

"Shoot, your right.

Well, I will have to settle for simply leaving my conciousness in the Dream Realm for a few hours. "

**5)**

"Especially with all the weapons."

**6)**

"I don't know.

We should ask The Mob Boss,

The Head Honcho,

The Big Cheese,

The Creator Himself,

Introduciiiiiiing:

@Sayan.M.Davi !"

**7)**

"I am the official Beard Rat."

**8)**

"You know how people will stalk celebrities?

Most of the time they have never met them.

I guess you could say that I'm a celebrity."

**9)**

"I'm a teenage boy sitting outside in a lawn chair, barefoot, staring at the moon and listening to classic rock.

All the while the blood is being stolen from my body in order to feed insect spawn."

**10)**

"I'm a tough little acorn"

**11)**

"Deep fried crickets covered in chocolate?"

**12)**

"Anything is edible. You just shouldn't eat everything."

**13)**

"I love how everyone is as messed up as I am."

**14)**

"I can only eat it if it is cut into triangles or whole.

I don't trust rectangles.

They're so perfect.

They're hiding something."

**15)**

"Is Beard Rat approved or is operation Ravaging Rodent a no-go?"

**16)**

"Welcome!

I promise that only a vast majority of us are as crazy as I am."

**17)**

"No it definitely did not work. No one can see this. I can only see this because part of my conciousness has been turned into a code that automatically rewrites itself to make it better. Therefore, I will be immortal if at least one device that has ever accessed the internet remains in existence. (Or if I back myself up on a flashdrive.)"

**18)**

"I'll stick to the shadows, where there's less responsibility. 🙃"

**19)**

"We shall make it.

Barely.

Sort of.

By my calculations 60% of us will die by then."

**20)**

"They are not theories, these are wacky ideas.

Theories have significant proof behind them.

Wacky ideas just have very little things that could disprove them.

Hope this helps!"

**21)**

"It's almost like a game to see how close to cursing you can get."

**22)**

"Let me know what you think (painful puns encouraged)"

**23)**

"Dang it! You're making me think again."

**24)**

"Good, because a lot of times things make sense in my head and then when I take it out of my head people are like, 'What the bloody bagpipes did you just say?' "

**25)**

"Also all the smoke coming from the castle.

Am I the only one who thought that it's an incinerator? And that's what he did with the bodies after he took the bile sacs?"

**27)**

"Dang, I leave for a few hours and I miss a pun war and there's a new wiki."

**28)**

"Axolotls need water, so unless you train a mole to dig a path to the mushrooms and fill it with water, I would go with the Tiger Salamander. They are the superior species of salamander."

**28)**

"I don't know about gophers, but I knew someone with a ferret that could bring back a stuffed animal within a 200 yard range. I dont see why mushrooms would be any different."

**30)**

"I was on the fence about this one. But then the dancing shark whispered the unheard truths in my ear."

**31)**

"If it's any consolation, I also have no idea what's happening."

**32)**

" 'MWA HA HA HA HA'

(Super deep voice)"

**33)**

"Do I get access to the mind control machine now?"

**34)**

"Tents

Horrendous

Imagine

Squid

Isopods

Succulents

Aneryithric

Werewolf

Etiquette

Small

Otter

Mink

Elephant"

**35)**

"No prob, Bob. (Or whatever your real name is)"

**36)**

"Then you may officially color me confused."

**37)**

"Soggy Joe

(Ragged breathing)"

**38)**

"Enjoy this messed up chaotic wonderland paradise!"

**39)**

"YOU INTERLOPERS WILL NEVER PENETRATE OUR BARRIERS OF INSANELY CHAOTIC SCHEMES!"

**40)**

"I have the darker side but I prefer to use the rainbow one. I only use the unpleasant side when needed."

**41)**

"Well *that* was helpful.

\*heavily sarcastic tone\*"

**42)**

"https://bountyhunterforhire.com/"

**43)**

"I would need double the cost of bribing my way out of jail if I get caught"

**44)**

"NERDIOUS Grover Jungle, The First"

**45)**

"\*raises pint of lemonade\*"

**46)**

"**CAROUSE:**

**To drink heavily "**

**47)**

"E

L

M

O

?"

**48)**

"Well, you know what they say, cheesy come, cheesy go"

**49)**

"We were cheddar off without those terribly cheesy puns."

**50)**

"You should take my curd for it."

**51)**

"Okay, okay, I've had my fun.

Now it's time to sit back and just let things brie"

**52)**

"not fun weird like we are, like super creepy weird."

**53)**

"Fun, nightmarish days."

**54)**

"This fiasco was definitely worth two hours of my time."

**55)**

"I've been summoned.

Sorry I'm late.

That sucks."

**56)**

"How the heckidy-shmeck did you find this place?"

**57)**

"After you finish I'm gonna show you the inspiration and see how close it is, just for giggles and t-shirts"