Bragging Rights

Wade Needham’s show introduction.

**Bragging Rights** is the mega event of Season 9 of NoDQ CAW and the twenty-ninth mega event in the league's history. It hosts five matches. As of now, it is the final NoDQ CAW production.

## Matches

### Jason Voorhees v Captain Jack Sparrow – Walk the Plank Match

The two men walk towards one another along the gantry. Jason Voorhees hits Captain Jack Sparrow with a swinging DDT. The two exchange punches then throws Jason over the edge of the gantry, but Jason pulls himself up to safety. Jason gives Sparrow an Alabama Slam then knees Sparrow in the face repeatedly. Sparrow wrings Jason’s arm then kicks him in the face. Sparrow picks up a sledgehammer and beats Jason with it repeatedly.

*BOBBY: ‘Course there’s not a whole lot of give!*
Wade Needham and Bobby Spade discuss how much protection Jason’s mask offers him.

Jason seizes the sledgehammer then hits Sparrow with it before throwing it at him. Sparrow aims a dropkick at Jason but Jason dodges and responds with another Alabama Slam before giving Sparrow a giant swing. Sparrow dropkicks Jason then gives him a double-underhook suplex before leg dropping him. Jason clotheslines Sparrow off his feet then stomps at him. Sparrow gives Jason a shinbreaker then throws him towards the edge. The two battle back and forth with Sparrow momentarily knocking Jason over the edge. Jason again manages to pull himself up to safety.

Jason gives Sparrow a sumo chokeslam. Sparrow gives Jason a DDT then picks him up to deliver the Rocker Dropper. Jason gives Sparrow a spinebuster then gives him a Crystal Lake Slam. Jason throws Sparrow off the gantry and wins the match.

**Winner: Jason Voorhees**

### Mr. Clean v The Joker – Construction Zone Match

The Joker picks up an oil drum. Mr. Clean picks up a shovel and hits the oil drum into the Joker’s face with it. The Joker gives Mr. Clean a knee lift. Mr. Clean slaps the Joker then pokes him in the eye. The Joker shoulder tackles Mr. Clean then gives him a pullback clothesline. The Joker gets a crate and sets it up near the building where the chest is located. The Joker attempts to shoulder tackle Mr. Clean but Mr. Clean dodges it to hit a shoulder tackle of his own before giving the Joker a flapjack.

Mr. Clean hits the Joker with a series of weapons before throwing then away. Mr. Clean hits the Joker with an earthenware pot, shattering it and causing the Joker to fall from the roof. The Joker re-enters the roof via the door. The two battle over an earthenware statue but the Joker drops it, allowing Mr. Clean to capitalise with a shoulder tackle and a DDT. Mr. Clean attempts a cover but realises he cannot win the match that way. Mr. Clean climbs the crate onto the building roof where the chest is but elects to dive onto the Joker with a Cleaning Press.

Mr. Clean picks the Joker up and gives him a DDT before throwing the shovel at him. The Joker fights back with a punch then he and Mr. Clean climb a crate each to reach the roof where the chest is. The Joker throws Mr. Clean off the building over but Mr. Clean holds onto the edge. Mr. Clean pulls himself up and slaps the Joker.

The Joker attempts to grab Mr. Clean from behind but Mr. Clean counters with a Clean Sweep followed by a Clean Cut. Mr. Clean then attempts to give the Joker a bulldog but the Joker ducks the attempt and throws Mr. Clean over the edge of the building. The Joker stomps at Mr. Clean who desperately holds on before pulling himself to safety. Mr. Clean tosses the Joker then throws the Joker over the edge but the Joker pulls himself up. Mr. Clean attempts another Clean Cut but the Joker blocks the attempt, then does the same to a second attempt. Mr. Clean attempts a running neckbreaker but the Joker counters with a hip toss. The Joker delivers the Whoopee Cushion to Mr. Clean.

*BOBBY: Where’s my pencil?*
Wade Needham and Bobby Spade discuss the Joker’s sense of comedy.

The Joker throws Mr. Clean off the roof then collects the chest to win the match.

**Winner: The Joker**

### Superman v Freddy Krueger – Escape the Harbour Match

Superman, wearing his old black attire, gives Freddy Krueger a back body drop then follows up with a flying headscissors. Superman gives Freddy a wind-up punch then throws him into a metal container. Freddy fights back with a clothesline then hits Superman with an oil drum, then throwing it at the Man of Steel. Freddy picks up a cinder block then DDTs Superman through it. Freddy picks Superman up for a fallaway slam then charges at him but Superman catches him and throws him with a back body drop. Superman gives Freddy a belly-to-belly suplex then hits him with a pullback spear.

The two fight towards the stairs as Freddy clotheslines Superman. Superman throws Freddy into a barricade but Freddy fights back with an Irish whip into a metal container. Freddy gives Superman a sidewalk slam then walks up the stairs. Superman follows and is Irish whipped by Freddy into the stair rail. Freddy picks up a shovel and chokes Superman with the handle before leading the fight further up the stairs.

As the two reach the top of the stairs, Freddy gives Superman the Iron Claw, bloodying him. Freddy drops down to the lower level and collects a crate, bringing it up the stairs. Freddy sets up the crate next to the metal container at the top level. Superman surprises Freddy with a Speeding Bullet, breaking the crate in the process, before giving Freddy an S-5.

Bobby Spade comments on how much the S-5 hurts.

Superman drops down to the lower level and brings a crate up the stairs with him. Superman throws Freddy over the ledge and stomps at him. Freddy gets back up on the ledge but Superman throws Freddy the ledge to the ground. Superman climbs the crate to get atop the metal container to escape the harbour and win the match.

**Winner: Superman**

### Link v Sagat – Car Smash Challenge

Sagat heads up the stairs at the left-hand side and Link follows. Link punches Sagat then hits him with a DDT. Link grabs a crate and tries to hit Sagat with it but Sagat siezes it breaks it over Link’s head. Sagat throws Link into the side of a car then superkicks him. Sagat picks Link up and throws him over the ledge onto the roof of a limousine, scoring a point for breaking the roof section. Sagat picks Link up for a Gorilla press drop to shatter another section of the limousine and to earn a second point. Link fights back with an exploder suplex to score a point as the middle part of the limousine roof buckles.

Link climbs back up the stairs then leaps at Sagat with a diving headbutt, knocking Sagat to the floor. Link attempts a spinning backfist but Sagat blocks it and throws Link into the side of the limousine. Sagat gets on the limousine roof and Link follows. Sagat blocks another spinning backfist and throws Link off the roof through a crate.

Bobby Spade shows his characteristic sympathy for Link’s plight.

Link gets back on the roof of the limousine. Sagat attempts to give Link a running neckbreaker but Link counters with a hip toss. Sagat tries the move again but is again countered in the same fashion. Sagat gives Link a back drop on the front of the limousine, breaking the hood and bringing the score up to 3-1 in Sagat’s favour. Link immediately fires back with a facecrusher onto the engine to earn a second point as the engine vents steam everywhere.

Link leaps onto Sagat with a diving headbutt. Sagat clotheslines Link off the limousine. Sagat rolls Link onto a sports and gives him a belly-to-belly suplex to pick up a point. Sagat picks Link up and drops him through the back window of the car with a Gorilla press drop for another point. Link gives Sagat a DDT through the front window to pick up a point, making the score 5-3 in Sagat’s favour, and bloodying Sagat in the process. Link gives Sagat a T-bone suplex on the front of the car for another point. Sagat hits Link with three Tiger Shots then attempts a superkick but Link blocks it. Link charges Sagat but Sagat counters with a spinebuster. Link picks Sagat up for a ZDT onto the front of the car for a point then hits a running DDT for a point with just five seconds left on the clock, making the final score 6-5 in Link’s favour, handing Link the victory and the final spot in the Match From Hell.

**Winner: Link**

### Jason Voorhees v The Joker v Superman v Link – Hell In A Cell Match

Link hits Superman with a spinning backfist as Jason Voorhees and the Joker exit the ring. The Joker throws Jason into the cell wall. Superman gives Link a triple powerbomb as the Joker DDTs Jason. Jason punches the Joker then throws him back into the ring. Link gets Superman in a side headlock but Jason breaks it up. Link gives Superman a sidewalk slam as the Joker gives Jason a roll throw. Link hits the Joker with a spinning backfist. Jason clotheslines the Joker in the corner before being knocked out of the ring by a shoulder tackle from Superman.

Link gets out of the ring to attack Jason but Jason returns to the ring- Link does the same but fails to notice Superman also got out of the ring, allowing the Man of Steel to roll Link up with a sunset flip for a 1-count. Jason gives the Joker a roll-up for a 1-count. The fight spills out of the ring as the Joker tosses Jason and Link over the top rope. Link returns fire with a sidewalk slam to the Clown Prince of Crime. Jason shoves the Joker over as Superman gives Link a front face slam and a jawbreaker, followed by a snapmare.

Jason throws the Joker into the ring and leaps onto him with a topé as Superman mounts Link in the face, punching him repeatedly and bloodying him. Jason throws a fire extinguisher at Link. The Joker throws a series of weapons at his opponents. Superman throws Jason into the cell wall. The Joker throws Jason into the wall then attempts another Irish whip on Jason but Jason reverses it and throws the Joker through the wall, breaking it open.

Link gives Superman a series of shoulder thrusts as Jason brutally assaults the Joker with a series of strikes. Superman gives Link a swinging neckbreaker. Jason attempts a Crystal Lake Slam on the Joker but the Joker blocks the attempt. Link clotheslines Superman as Jason gives the Joker a back drop. Superman gives Link a sitdown powerbomb. The Joker attempts to climb the cell wall but Jason shakes the wall, making the Joker slip to the floor. Jason hits the Joker with a piledriver. Superman knocks Link down with a pair of shoulder tackles. The Joker gives Jason an arm drag as Link puts Superman in a headlock. The Joker climbs atop the cage and laughs.

Superman follows the Joker onto the top of the cell as Link and Jason brawl at ringside. The Joker tosses Superman off the cell roof but Superman holds on. The Joker stomps at Superman but Superman pulls himself up. Superman attempts to throw the Joker off the cell to similar results as Link and Jason both prevent one another from making the climb. The Joker puts Superman in an armbar but Jason and Link arrive to break it up. The Joker gives Jason a roll throw and applies a side headlock to Superman. Link breaks the hold and Jason tosses the Joker with a gutwrench suplex.

Superman gives Jason a gutbuster but then falls victim to a bodyslam from Link. Jason gives Link a gutwrench suplex and puts him in a camel clutch as the Joker knocks Superman over the edge. Superman recovers but the Joker throws Superman off the roof through a ringside commentary table. Jason climbs down and applies an ankle lock to Superman. The Joker tries to suplex Link but Link fights him off and climbs down the cell. The Joker leaps onto all three men from the roof with a diving elbow drop.

The Joker climbs the cell again as Jason throws Link into the ring apron. Jason gives Link a gutwrench suplex as Superman climbs the cage and delivers a flying headsissors to the Joker. Superman punches Joker’s face into the cell roof and bloodies him in the process. Link gives Jason a jawbreaker then both men climb to the top of the cage. Superman gets the Joker in an armbar but the Joker slips free. Jason attempts to give Link a piledriver but Link counters with a back drop. The Joker stabs Superman in the face with a foreign object.

Jason attempts another piledriver on Link but is countered with another back body drop. Superman tosses the Joker then gives Link a triple powerbomb which causes the cell roof to give way, sending Superman and Link into the ring. Jason tosses the Joker over the edge and stomps at him, causing him to lose his grip and fall to the floor before dropping down to continue attacking the Joker. Link gives Superman a tornado DDT in the corner. Superman responds with a sitdown powerbomb for a 2-count.

Jason and the Joker enter the ring via the hole in the roof. Link gives Superman a jawbreaker as Jason gives the Joker a series of headbutts. Superman hits Link with a Speeding Bullet. The Joker gives Jason a knee lift before Superman gives him a Lariat. Jason picks the Joker up and Superman gives him a second Lariat. Link knocks Jason down with a spinning backfist before Superman knocks him down with a jawbreaker. Superman gives Jason a shoulder tackle before being Irish whipped into the corner by Link for a series of punches. Jason attempts to put Link in a sleeper hold but the Joker breaks it up with a dropkick then clotheslines Jason.

The Joker gives Link a facecrusher. Jason headbutts the Joker before Superman gives Link a front slam. Jason applies a grapevine choke to the Joker but Link breaks it up, only to be knocked off his feet by a punch from Superman. Superman gives Jason a neckbreaker then picks the Joker up for an S-5. Jason gives Link a Russian leg sweep. Superman covers the Joker and Jason covers Link at the same time. Link kicks out at 2- the Joker does not, giving Superman the 3-count and the victory.

**Winner: Superman**

*WADE: Link kicked out! Superman gets the win!*
*BOBBY: Superman!*
*WADE: Superman is your winner! I cannot believe this- congratulations to Superman!''*
Wade Needham and Bobby Spade close out the event with elation over Superman’s victory.

**The 2007 NoDQ CAW Cup**
Round 1 Match 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12
Round 2 Match 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6
Semifinal Match 1 • Semifinal Match 2 • Semifinal Match 3
Final Round Match
**Mega Event**
**Bragging Rights**