Loli Protection Agency (LPA)

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***The Loli Protection Agency*** - LPA for short - is a fictional (even by fictional standards) civilization by CrocWorks. It is based more on Gregor's personality than any real entity in his home world of Ylisse.

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## Attribute

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     **Jailbait** (Worker)
* +1 movement and can travel foreign lands without Open Borders.
     **Loli Car**(Landship)
* +1 Move
* has ways of being created before researching Combustion.
* Capturing civilians gives a 10 influence boost with City States. This stacks with the bonus if recovering a Jailbait. (transfers on upgrade; still requires oil)

Start bias:

1. Loli Protection Agency HQ
2. Stahl's Jail Cell
3. Nowi's Watchtower
4. Gregor's DoD
5. Robin's Evaluation Desk
6. Henry's Confiscation Room
7. Ricken's Boy Scout Camp
8. Frederick's Stone Collection
9. Vaike's Book(?) Collection
10. Gregor Forget This Guy's Name
11. Basilio's Challenge Arena
12. Virion's Imitation Embassy
13. Yen'fay's Sword Altar
14. Gregor is out of Name Ideas
 **Spy List**

* Nowi
* Nah
* Baby Wyvern Minerva
* Smolissa
* Smolibelle
* Smol'ri
* Guy Whose Name Gregor Forget
* Smolbin
* Smully
* Smoliriel
 **Other List**

* Other list, such as unique names for UUs, here. May be deleted if no such list exists

## Strategy

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### As an Opponent

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## History

### LPA

LPA stands for the Loli Protection Agency, founded by Gregor after his brave actions to save various youths from a terrible fate. Chronologically the first child Gregor ever saved was Minerva, Cherche's wyvern. Several years later, Gregor would go on to help save Nowi, and then all of the future children that came back with Lucina. Gregor's dedication to protecting the kids would prompt him to ensure these children never lose their innocence.

However, it was during Gregor's time with Chrom's army that he witnessed debauchery at levels he could hardly believe, as the wee ones in the army were for some reason always ordered by Robin to fight next to elders in the army until these random hearts popped out of them and they decide to get married. Children like Nowi or Ricken or Lissa would inevitably wind up getting hitched to someone significantly older than them.

Continuing his observations of Chrom's army would lead to a huge discovery: All of these wee ones getting hitched would result in a child in the future who would return to the present time. It was always incredibly vague as to the exact time that these kids came from, but upon seeing Nowi's daughter Nah, Gregor would have a lasting impression that spurs him to protect the wee ones everywhere.

Gregor would take it upon himself to get to the bottom of this, forming the Loli Protection Agency in secret as its only member. Gregor would make use of a Second Seal to reclass into the Myrmidon line, and then a Master Seal to become an assassin to be better at obtaining information covertly. Thanks to this investment, Gregor would overhear a quiet "I don't want to go to jail!" emanating from one of the tents in the back. Gregor, using his newfound stealth crept towards the tent and discovered the culprit... Stahl!
Eventually Stahl would find a new home behind bars thanks to Gregor's quick actions, and with Nowi's child-like innocence preserved, Gregor could rest easy. But then, Gregor remembered that Robin had also been putting some of the older future children next to Nah, who arguably would be an even worse victim than Nowi. And thus, Gregor knew that the work of his LPA would never truly finish.

Gregor soon would extend his protection everywhere. He is currently performing research at the Dragon's Gate in preparation for when he can get into Fire Emblem Heroes so that he can also protect all the smol ones that will inevitably be brought there. Gregor had heard of another terrible villain strategist who was 10 times worse than Robin. This villain enjoyed forcing youths into S ranking this person called Wrys. Gregor knew he would have to hone his covert protection skills if he wanted to stand a chance. Gregor hopes to learn the level 15 Pass skill from his Assassin tree soon.

### Gregor

Gregor is actually not the original Gregor. The original Gregor was the current Gregor's brother, but they were attacked by bandits and the original Gregor died. The current Gregor adopted 'Gregor' as his own name both to pay tribute to him and out of guilt for being unable to save him. While not explicitly stated, it is likely that this happened early in Gregor's life, shaping his future to become strong enough to protect others.

Gregor's desire to protect others eventually led him to become a career mercenary, though he kept a moral code that did not always line up with the codes of those he worked with. Early on in his career, Gregor would rescue his first child: a baby wyvern which Gregor's client had hired his mercenary group to hunt for their claws. Gregor would turn on his fellow mercenaries to spare this baby wyvern's life, which would grow up to be Cherche's loyal steed, Minerva.

Gregor would eventually find himself a new mercenary group to earn his living, though they would turn out to have morals that clashed with Gregor's code. These mercenaries held Nowi captured against her will, and Gregor would once again turn against his comrades to protect the 'wee one' in need. This battle would allow Nowi to escape, where she would run into the Grimleal who wanted to sacrifice her to Grima. Gregor would catch up, and with the assistance of Chrom's army, would successfully fight them off.

Gregor would continue fighting alongside Chrom in the war against Plegia and later on, against the Grimleal. Gregor had finally found comrades who also would help him protect the 'wee ones,' as they all would discover that their children from the future needed their help to stop a terrible future from coming to pass. Gregor would continue fighting on, saving the lives of all those kids before the dark future could take place.

### Dawn of Man

Oh ho ho! Gregor is most humbled by selection. Gregor does nothing special. Gregor learns by watching life. Knowledge is natural. Like bird learning to fly or cat coughing up ball of fur. But Gregor knows there is many fools like Stahl who accelerate natural knowledge far earlier than they should be, preying on wee ones for their innocence! Gregor will put stop to this, so Gregor become great leader!

Gregor holds swell sword high! Has now the chance to be in light for spot! Can Gregor set good example for wee ones? Will Gregor uphold promise to keep green-haired lechers far away? Can Gregor build civilization to stand test of time?

### Unique Interactions

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## Music

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## **Mod Support**

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* Unique Cultural Influence
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* Civ IV Traits in Civ V - Diplomatic, Protective
* Fire Emblem Leader Affinities -  Heaven
* Fire Emblem True Start Location - compatible maps here
* Kiang's Fire Emblem Religions -  Naga
* Weapon Triangle - YourUU becomes a YourWeapon
* OST - [placeholder YourOST]

### **Events and Decisions**

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**YourEvent**

Your Event here**Option 1:** Option 1's name
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**Option 2:** Option 2's name, if any
* Option 2's results here

**Option 3:** Option 3's name, if any
* Option 3's results here

**Option 4:** Option 4's name, if any
* Option 4's results here

**YourDecision**
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*Costs:*
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*Rewards:*
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## **Screenshots**

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## **Trivia**

He would have been part of a Spring Time Japes 2020, but it and other mods wound up being developed independently due to complications including but not limited to COVID-19's impact on the world.

## **Credits**

* Nintenhaku for helping me figure out voices
* MH06 for letting me borrow some code from his Seliph civ involving changing City-State influence and identifying which ones have been met or not.
* Chrisy15 and Mathetes for coaching me through this huge lua endeavor... because wow, I did not expect my initial idea to require so much lua @\_@
* Kiang for having the Shrine Maiden model in his KFER mod that I could borrow and recolor.
* Qrow for playtesting it and helping me find some bugs.
* All other artwork came from official Nintendo sources or public sources. Nintendo owns Fire Emblem. I'm just a fan who wanted to see it in Civ 5.