Cesidian calendar

The Cesidian calendar is a new calendar conceived by Kaisiris Tallini, aka Cesidio Tallini, and having 14 months. The calendar has generated other cultural offshoots like a Martian calendar, as well as a new astrology and astronomy. The Cesidian calendar is superior to the Gregorian calendar in many ways.

## Cesidian calendar weekdays

There are 7 days in a Cesidian calendar week, as well as 2 irregular or special days:

## Cesidian calendar months

The number of Cesidian calendar months are 14:

## Cesidian calendar years

The years in the Cesidian calendar are assumed to start on 1 January of the Gregorian calendar, and the same CE (Common Era) and BCE (Before Common Era) year numbering system is used as in the Gregorian calendar.

It should be noted that the Cesidian Calendar was first used officially on 15 November 1997 [T2Ψ07M1997]. Since its official introduction, therefore, Jeuday has occurred on a Sunday in 2006 and 2017, and will occur again in 2023.

A primitive form of the Cesidian Calendar was developed in 1993, and a more advanced form was already alive in May 1996.

Cesidian calendar developments are still occurring. For example, the "Single's Day" holiday was introduced into the Cesidian calendar on 11 November 2021 [S2Π03M2021], and the first "Ectopolitans Day" and "Ectohomes' Day" holidays will be celebrated on 13 May 2022 [S1Π03F2022] and 23 August 2022 [H2Ψ01J2022] respectively.

## Cyberterra Mean Time standard and format

Cesidians may use either the Gregorian calendar, or the Cesidian calendar.

They may use standard local times, or the Cyberterra Mean Time standard or format.

The convention for the Gregorian calendar, plus the Cyberterra Mean Time standard, which in practice is called the **Cyberterra Mean Time standard (CMTs)**, is as follows.

The day of Monday, 21 March 2022, is expressed in the most comprehensive form as:

day Monday — date 21.03.2022 — week 12

So Cesidians use the *dd.mm.yyyy* date form for Gregorian calendar dates, like 26 countries around the world such as Belgium, Germany, Israel, Norway, the Russian Federation, Switzerland, Turkey, and others.

The form above for the current Cyberterra Mean Time standard (CMTs), is immediately accessible through this shortened URL:

https://bit.ly/37CRLGA

The day in the Gregorian calendar mentioned above is, in turn, also available in the Cesidian calendar form.

The convention for the Cesidian calendar, plus the Cyberterra Mean Time format, which in practice is called the **Cyberterra Mean Time format (CMTf)**, is as follows.

The day of Monday, 21 March 2022 in the Gregorian calendar, is expressed in the Cesidian calendar, and Cyberterra Mean Time format, as the abbreviated Cesidian week, the abbreviated Cesidian calendar day of the week, the Cesidian calendar date, followed by the time in millidays, as follows:

L1Δ02D2022•705

This abbreviated notation stands for the week L1, the day of Uranday (Δ), the date of 2 Dalí 2022 (02D2022), and time of 705 millidays.

The form above for the current Cyberterra Mean Time format (CMTf), is immediately accessible through this shortened URL:

https://bit.ly/3ImHQ4R

## Cesidian calendar in long form

This is what the Cesidian calendar looks like in long form:

## Cesidian calendar in business card form

This is what the Cesidian calendar looks like in business card form:

## Trilingual Cesidian calendar nomenclature

The Cesidian calendar in Ectoenglish, Ectoitalian, and Interlingua:

**Day** | **Giorno**
**Cesidiano**  | **Die**
Saturnday
Uranday
Neptunday
Plutoday
Mercuday
Venusday
Earthday
Marsday | giudì
saturndì
urandì
nettundì
plutodì
mercoledì
venerdì
terradì
martedì | jeudi
saturndi
urandi
neptundi
plutodi
mercuridi
venerdi
terradi
**Month** | **Mese**
**Cesidiano**  | **Mense**
Beethoven
Columbus
Dalí
Edison
Fleming
Gandhi
Hokusai
Isaiah
Jung
Kurosawa
Lagrange
Montessori
Nureyev | archimede
beethoven
colombo
dalí
edison
fleming
gandhi
hokusai
isaia
jung
kurosawa
lagrange
montessori
nureyev | archimedes
beethoven
columbo
dali
edison
fleming
gandhi
hokusai
isaia
jung
kurosawa
lagrange
montessori

## Use of the Cesidian calendar today

Today the Cesidian calendar is used primarily by Cesidians.

Cesidians practise Cesidianism, which is not a religion. Cesidianism is an interdisciplinary set of concepts or thought patterns, including distinct and verified theories, research methods, postulates, and standards, so Cesidianism is a new paradigm in its own right. More precisely, Cesidianism is a spiritual, theological, legal, philosophical and scientific paradigm, while religions are mainly mythological, legal, and sometimes ethical paradigms, and unfortunately they exist primarily because they help, or assist, those in power — rarely actual aristocrats, because today these have degenerated into mere plutocrats.

   The Cesidian calendar has also produced cultural offshoots, from a Martian calendar; to Bucksfanian astrology (a 14-sign tropical astrology system); to the Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) **format**, which is a combination of Cesidian calendar date and "millidays" — similar to Swatch Internet Time. It should be noted that the Cyberterra Mean Time **standard**, on the other hand, is simply the UTC + 1 hour standard, with no daylight saving or summer time observed throughout the year.

There used to be a system of multi-faith holidays in use with the Cesidian calendar, but since certain aspects of Christianity were discovered to be complete fabrications, and thus no more respectable than Graeco-Roman pagan myths, currently only Cesidian holidays, fasts, and Homomessianic saint days are observed through the Cesidian calendar.

It should be noted that Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) — unlike the Biel Mean Time (BMT) system which was proposed by the Swiss company Swatch — is actually based on the Cyberterra Meridian, a place whose GEO coordinates are 43°0'0" North and 15°0'0" East. This corresponds to an actual point on the Earth's surface, which despite being in the middle of the Adriatic Sea, has actually been visited in the past by humans.

## Articles

* The evidence age is a highly insignificant number, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 19 March 2021
* The Copernican revolution is pre-ectohistory, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 6 April 2021
* The bullshit United Nations observances, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 30 April 2021
* The Fleming 2021 Declaration, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 14 May 2021
* The 2,000-year-old lies are no longer hidden, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 15 May 2021
* *Santo subito*: non-Homomessianic saints, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 2 August 2021
* Happy Single's Day 2021!, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 11 November 2021
* About the names Cesidio and Kaisiris, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 12 November 2021
* The 14 Cesidian calendar holidays, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 22 November 2021
* *Quasi santo:* a potential 7th Cesidian saint, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 22 December 2021
* Cesidian Hanukkah 2021, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 23 December 2021
* Enhancing Numerology through name changes, and the Cesidian calendar, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 25 December 2021
* The Y2K+19 religious bug, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 1 January 2022
* Centimilliday introduced into Cyberterra Mean Time format, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Fifth World Community Wiki*, 15 March 2022
* Good people always holier than any government, by MT Kaisiris Tallini, *Ectowiki*, 8 June 2022

## See also

* Cyberterra Mean Time
* Swatch Internet Time
* Bucksfanian astrology

## References

* The Cesidian Root: A bizarre peek at the world wide weird, by Sasha Bogursky, *FoxNews.com*, 29 February 2012.

## External links

* CMT - Cyberterra Mean Time (virtual realm)
* Cesidian Calendar — PDF file
* CMT format and standard (URL: ecto.pbworks.com/cmt)
* The 14 Cesidian calendar holidays
* Cesidian calendar holidays
* Sunrise and Sunset at Cyberterra (CMT)
* Swatch Internet Time
* Gregorian calendar
* Today's Date
* Today's Date and Time
* Hebrew calendar month
* Jewish calendar
* Hebrew calendar AM 5782–5783 or AD 2022/2022 CE
* Hebrew calendar (Wikipedia)
* Curiosity rover (Wikipedia)
* Calculate Mars Mission Sol dates (total Earth days on Mars)
* Mars Clock by James Tauber (total Mars sols on Mars)
* Roman Date Calculator
* Julian calendar converter, including "ab Urbe condita" year
* Calendar Converter and Translator
* Julian-Gregorian calendar calculator
* Julian to Gregorian calendar
* Julian Day (JD) number
* Jesus' Hebrew year of birth

## Citations

1. ↑ Originally was "Juday", coming from the English "Jupiter" + "day". It was changed to Jeuday on 20 April 2006 [P1Ρ06E2006], which comes from the French *jeudi* + the English "day", on the suggestion of linguist Adalbert Kowal. He made the interesting observation that the French form for "Jupiter's Day" was better, since it alludes to the *Ludi Romani*, a religious festival in ancient Rome held to the honour of Jupiter, whose temple was dedicated on 13 September 509 BCE. The French form of the word not only is a derivative of the Latin *Jovis Dies* ("Jupiter's Day"), but also alludes to the fact that "Jupiter's day" in Rome, *jeudi* in French, was a big *dies ludi,* a day when a great variety of state-funded entertainments that were available for all. This was clearly more suggestive of the Sabbath function of this day in the Cesidian calendar, and so the change to the French form of the word seemed more apt.
2. ↑ Originally was "Saturday", but was changed to Saturnday on 16 April 2006 [P1Φ02E2006] to differentiate it from the Gregorian day which also stands for the Sabbath of the Jews and several Christian sects. The Italian *sabato*, and the Interlingua *sabbato*, were also changed to differentiate the Cesidian second day of the week from the Jewish Sabbath ("Seventh Day" in Hebrew).
3. ↑ Originally was "Neptuday", but was changed to Neptunday on 13 July 2005 [B2Ρ12H2005], thanks to an intelligent multilingual suggestion by Alberto Mardegan.
4. ↑ Originally the name of the month was "Muhammad", but the month's name was changed to Montessori on 2 December 2005 [V2Π24M2005], through a calendar reform process. This became necessary to avoid serious problems that may have occurred through extensive Cesidian calendar use.
5. ↑ Date format by country (Wikipedia): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date\_format\_by\_country.
6. ↑ Originally was "Juday", *giovedì*, and *jovedi* in English, Italian, and Interlingua respectively, but was changed to Jeuday, *giudì*, and *jeudi* on 20 April 2006 [P1Ρ06E2006] to the French form of the *Jovis Dies* ("Jupiter's Day") on the suggestion of linguist Adalbert Kowal, since this the French *jeudi* also alludes to "Jupiter's Day" being a *dies ludi* during Roman times, a day when a great variety of state-funded entertainments were available for all. This was clearly more suggestive of the Sabbath function of this day in the Cesidian calendar, and so the change to the French form of the word seemed more apt. The English Jeuday and the Italian *giudì* are respectively Anglicised and Italianised forms of the French *jeudi*, while the Interlingua form *jeudi*, is straight from the French.
7. ↑ *Ibidem*.
8. ↑ *Ibidem*.
9. ↑ Date according to **Cyberterra Mean Time** **(CMT)** standard, or UTC+1 hour, and date expressed in *dd.mm.yyyy* form.
10. ↑ Date according to **Cyberterra Mean Time** **(CMT)** format.
11. ↑ Data derived from **Calculate Mars Mission Sol dates** website. Calculator's program set a Curiosity sol day of "0", or zero, for the date and time of "Sun 5 August 2012 4:00:00 GMT". However, the actual landing on Mars time of Curiosity should have been set for the date and time of "Mon 6 August 2012 5:32:00 GMT". Also to be noted, the data here is measured in **Earth days**, not actual *Mars sols*. The Wikipedia **Curiosity (rover)** article gives the approximate number of current *Mars sols*, and **Earth days**, Curiosity has been active since its landing, but you need to purge the page first to ensure accurate numbers. The real time number of *Martian sols* clock, however, can be found on the **Mars Clock by James Tauber** website.
12. ↑ Pre-Curiosity Mars rover era.
13. ↑ *Ibidem*.