Brooke

Brooke (born in: *Desert,* Age: *Milf*) is also known as bigbootyhoe and bunda warrior but to panda she is known as family and she is panda's sister from another mother. Brooke is your classics sex hungry teen who enjoys her free time reading porn or as she calls it smut which is still a fancy word for porn most people wonder as to why she reads it instead of watches it, I guess its because she tries to show off how much of a big brain 5head intellectual she is. Brooke spends her time her bf, her big cock mega chad gamer man shjon(if by chance shjon is reading this give me a call baby i need that shlong to baby xxxxxxx). the two are inseparable as they have spent almost 3 years together and it shows. As the man of the house brooke doesnt take anytime to solidify her position on her bf and make him her little play thing which makes all other guys jealous such as panda and British Ryan because they lust for the absolute chad that is Brooke's bf.

If Brooke is not spending her day with her bf she's spending her time studying like a nerd always worried that she will fail even though she gets near perfect scores every time as a 99% is enough to break her down into tears and submission oh woah is Brooke literally the smartest blonde girl in the world and she still worries about grades. She is also known to be friends with bat shit insane girls as she enjoys the adrenaline of doing illegal (not really) and weird stuff but on the bright side she is sane.

Now to finish this off Brooke is greatest treasure is her bunda (Ass). I saved this for last cause we all know this is what she cares about but I wanted her to read the entire wiki. Brooke's bunda has been recorded to to exceed planet size as her bf has been heard saying on record "brooke you have an ass of a pornstar" which is very weird cause how does he know what a pornstars ass looks like hmmmmmm anyway

In conclusion brooke is a loving caring devil tongue smartass nerdy big booty hoe that everyone should respect and praise or she will sit on you ending your existence

May 2023 update:

A lot has happened to this bitch in the past year. HOLY SHIT. Where do we even begin? Well first of all, her and Shjon broke up after dating for 3.5 years. No one saw it coming except for Brooke who was silently done with him for awhile. It took her a while to finally leave him though because she was scared of being alone and did not know many other people besides him at the time who lived in the area. However, Fall semester of 2022 was an amazing time for Brooke. She got a lot closer with a good friend of hers named Connor which opened the door for her to also get closer with a whole roster of characters on campus. Meanwhile, she was holding down a part time job that she started over the summer (originally full time) which also expanded her social circle. With all these life changes, she finally gained the confidence to kick Shjon to the curb because he was holding her back and she knew it was a dead end relationship that was not going to result in marriage.

We all know Brooke is a big booty whore though, so 2 days after the big breakup, she started dating Connor (lol). Now now now, the whore finally got tamed. SHE WAS IN LOOOOOVE with this man. OH MY GOD. He was all she would talk about and she spent so much time with him because he was all that was on her mind. Aaaannnd then he broke her heart :). The details about why they broke up have been redacted but lets just say they were good reasons. However, that does not take away the pain of heartbreak. When Brooke left Shjon, she danced on that relationship's grave. However this time around, Karma bit her in her big fat ass and she has spiraled into the deepest depression of her life. Luckily, Munch and Panda have been there to help. Brooke talks to Panda all the time about her feelings which change with the way the wind blows. Meanwhile, Munch makes Brooke feel better when she talks to him while playing TOS because at least her life is going better than his.

As of now, Brooke is in her breakup Era and she is making it EVERYONE's problem. If you can go a day without her talking about it, consider yourself lucky. Hopefully by the next update, she will be so much happier and over that mother fucker. Until then...

Brooke has been going through a lot, she has been on a roller coaster of a life for the past 6 months which has seen her on her highest highs and lowest lows. it is nice to see her so happy at one point and so sad to see her so sad at others there are a lot of moments that could be prevented if she listened to some of pandas advice but hai it is life sometimes life be like that and you have to learn the hard way and panda being the mature giga chad true hero of a big bro he is will refrain from telling her the fabled " I TOLD YOU SO" because he is mature and civilised and not a bully (lol).

Miss big booty hoe does look to be doing a lot better now she's gonna learn how to be on her own and live life single for a little bit I think this will be good thing for her but it will be difficult for her to learn to live on her own again but hai she wont have to be alone she's gonna have panda around to help her with that and to make sure her heart will be locked for a while and avoid all men she can still flex the holy booty but no man is coming near. I think she will enjoy being alone for a little while as she learn to grow as a person all in all she knows she's not alone and we all love her.

September 2023 Update:

Over these last few months, Brooke has recovered a lot from her devastating breakup. She hardly thinks about her ex anymore and is no longer sad about it. Though the good memories sometimes still haunt her, she has fully accepted how her life is now and is happy on her own. In addition, Brooke has started her first year of law school and is busy af. This woman never rests. Every day she is reading more law on top of attending class and networking in the legal community. Brooke has managed to make a lot of incredible friends at her law school and it has only been a month. Hopefully these friendships last and blossom into something ever better. On top of the networking, she has also secured leadership positions in student organizations on campus to build up that legal resume. Though it is tough work, she is making it through and bodying her first semester. Mid-terms are coming up and we wish her luck because lord knows everyone in this server is going to need a lawyer.

As for the server poker ring, Brooke is of course the Queen. Every night, Brooke wins the most games and the most money. Somebody should seriously take her to a real casino because this woman knows how to win big. Some members of the server have started a conspiracy theory about how she is fucking the dealer. There is no other possible explanation for these incredible hands she receives night after night. A word to the wise: do backflips on the D. You will be amazed at where it gets you. In all seriousness though, her competition is just really bad at poker lol. That does not matter though, at the end of the day we are all just here to play for fun. Nonetheless, Brooke will still continue to rob everyone blind and expand her empire of all the countries she's been able to purchase with her winnings.