The Alt Assault

## The Alt Assault: When a Community Event Ignites a War

Witness the birth of a legend, and the inevitable chaos that followed. Find the full VoD here.

### The calm before the storm

August 15th, 2023. The Alt Assault, also known as the greatest Sudai Lore Event in history, began with a simple announcement on Sudai's Discord server. He unveiled a community vote that you could fund with your bubble points. The vote was for which speedrun he would do next: Celeste Any%, SMO Dark Side, and Pikmin 1 Speedrun!

Initially, votes rolled in as expected. SMO Dark Side led the pack with Celeste holding a competitive second place. Sadly Pikmin did not seem to stand a chance from the beginning. Although all seemed well, this would not continue for long. One by one viewers began to realize that they had more power to vote than they thought. Eventually, there were enough hidden alts that their presence began to be noticed...

### Thunder on the horizon

Sudai, sensing something fishy, opted to play it cool and continued the stream as normal. He attempted to unravel and handle the situation discretely, but the rally cry of the Alts would not be silenced. What began as a gentle rumble quickly grew into a raucous chorus of votes being cast.

Their goal was clear. The winner of the vote would be SMO Dark Side.

### The clash

A multitude of alts emerged from the depths to participate in the battle en masse. SMO Dark Side's vote count expanded to be magnitudes larger than any other option and Sudai began to get worried. He had to do something about this but he had never handled a situation quite like this. Thankfully, luck was on his side.

Despite their apparent cohesion, there was turmoil within the newly formed Alt Nation. Many were there to imbalance the poll in favor of SMO Dark side, but others preferred Celeste Any%. SMO Dark Side's alts pushed hard and rapidly grew their influence but Celeste Any% alts were fighting back valiantly. All of this gave Sudai time to think before he was overrun.

While thinking, another was working on his behalf. Crazalu was new to his post, but he had determination and confidence on his side. He jumped into action and began working as the lead of what would later be dubbed the ALT department (Alt Locate & Terminate). Throughout the night, Crazalu apprehended countless alts, their usernames flashing across the screen like a rogue meteor shower as they were identified. (Full List of Apprehended Alts)

Despite Crazalu's diligence, many Alts were brazen enough to share pictures of their battle stations moments before engaging.

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### Conclusion

In the end, many alts were documented and detained but the damage to the vote had been done. Sudai decided to continue the vote through to the end despite the meddling Alts, as the Alt Assault merely expedited the inevitable outcome.

To this day, many Alts still remain in the stream chat, lurking, plotting, and waiting for the right moment to attack again.

## Apprehended Alts

@notpigeon7f @notplacidmink @realplacidmink @notCrazalu @flame\_jacket @dramstrat @alsonotpigeon7f @hello\_there\_bud\_ @notbobtheguy @sevenisthebestnumberseven @notplacidsalt @notnotplacidsalt @alteriorplacid @notrealplacid @wind\_tunic @notpigeonagain @placid\_\_mink @watersweater698 @sudai\_delphi @liquid\_jersey @Altradil @mrbeast6969020 @notseadisc1salt @alsonotpigeonagain @sudaiwearewatchingyou @ohotterrz @sudailover69 @theoneandonlysudaii @sudaiskoeo @iamdefinetlynotdabbi @airfryertm @ihatedabbi5 @ihatedabbi3 @demethylchlortetracyclene @yourmdisj @sudijdjdsfsyh @usuaujsjsjshs @hediugsadadeyuxasg @737382828 @jrkroejeke @djdjdjsmsksksj @jsjsjsjsnss @83838383738 @sisjiejsjse @susssss6969 @sudaideiphi @pineappieeeee @smoifan27 @crazaiu (big sad) @mechasudal @notsudaidelphi @bobthebuilder6969420420 @dddddddddusus @dddddsusudi @dwqdfqstysf @ieieieieieieieeqqqid @aasasaasas @savyuxvasjhxvyuxgasyuc @sudiadelphi @mechasudia @sudaidabbi @sudaddydelphi @Chilriie2 @inspectorhectoralt @fullypigeonsarecute @SudaiDelphi? (66?)