Cat Goes to KMART

**Cat Goes to KMART** is the fourth episode of the Cat Video Series, created by AlienMyth64. It was uploaded on June 4, 2018, and is the direct chronological follow-up to Cat Goes to BLOCKBUSTER!.

## Synopsis

The Gray Cat and White Cat try to save their local Kmart by making an unofficial advertisement.

## Official Description

The cats visit a Kmart that is in pretty bad shape, will they be able to save this establishment from closing down forever??

## Plot

After hearing that the White Cat illegally pirated movies, a cop tries to shoot them. Both of them duck, and go into a car to hide. After the Gray Cat exhales, the White Cat gets angered due to the scent, and both start fighting. A man goes into the car, and after the door shuts, both stop their brawl. After touching his car, the man smells his burning flesh, which remind them of bacon, which makes them hungry, so they then drive to the grocery store.

They pass a Walmart, decides not to go, but after spotting a Kmart, they decide to go to Walmart instead. The Gray Cat hears this, so they take the wheel and crash the car into the Kmart. He then goes on an antic about how bad Walmart is, ranting about the old store greeters, the long lines, the cold when near the frozen section, the "rotten produce", and shouts that they should go to Kmart instead, before they both look at how the Kmart looks. The White Cat tries to vomit at the sight of the Kmart before he gets slapped by his father. The Gray Cat then decides that they should create a commercial by using the White Cat's phone to revive the store.

The Gray Cat then uses a plush dog toy from the store to make an advertisement. The black dog complains about running into old high school classmates he doesn't want to see again, and how there's always a whining baby. A paper cut-out of the Gray Cat appears our of nowhere, and the black dog tells him that he wishes there was a place better than Walmart. The Gray Cat tells him that he should go to Kmart, due to the lack of people inside, which means no fat people in the isles, pedophiles, or people looking at the black dog thinking that they're stealing (because he's black). The black dog then listens to music due to how much he loves Kmart.

The Gray Cat starts to talk about the clothing. He brags about how his outfit is "swagged out", and flexes his body. The White Cat tells him that he got the clothes from Goodwill, so the Gray Cat retaliates by telling him to record the clothing above them. The White Cat spots a clothes rack that looks like a swastika, and goes on a little angered tangent about it. The video cuts to the Gray Cat talking about cereal, and then gets annoyed about how Cap'n Crunch cereal boxes haven't changed the back of the box in a while, and rants about it.

He then talks about the cereal nobody has ever heard of, such as Fruit Rice, Fruit Rolls, Choco Ronis, and Glacs. He then talks about how a strange name Glacs is. He then spots another box of Glacs, with the name changed to Sugar Flakes, and then wonders whether or not a company can legally sell the same product under two different names. He then talks about eating cereal with blue Powerade. When asked as to what he's doing, the Gray Cat responds that according to the store, Powerade is cold milk, and that he's also lactose intolerant. After saying this, he begins to cry. The loudspeaker then has a worker get angry about the noise.

After this, it cuts to the Gray Cat mad about the fact that the man on the loudspeaker thought he was someone's pet. And he then moves on to grooming products for those who do have pets. After the Gray Cat finds a cat apartment, he sleeps in it. The White Cat then sees the label, which reads "Family Cat", and then asks about where his mother is. The Gray Cat then talks about their mattresses, and about how people don't sleep on them, but after saying this, he finds the same man who owned the car, and asks the White Cat to cut the clip.

After going to him, the Gray Cat recognizes him and asks him what he's doing there. The guy explains that he got tired from the ride outside the Kmart. The Gray Cat asks him to get out so they can film the advertisement, and the guy asks him if he can join. The video cuts to the Gray Cat doing a skit, where a doctor asks him whether or not he's pregnant, and after being told that he's just fat, the doctor tells him to do exercise. The Gray Cat then says that he doesn't know how to do exercise. So he brings the guy who as sleeping on the mattress before (now nicknamed Glute Mcgoot), and has the camera make a lot of angle shots of him talking about how healthy he is. The Gray Cat then talks about fitness products while Glute talks.

After this, the trio huddle up to try to find ways to get more people to come to Kmart. The Gray Cat suggest that they should "exaggerate the truth by stupifying levels". The Gray Cat shouts at the camera about buying a microwave from Kmart, and talks about the supernatural microwaves they have, and a microwave genie. He even tells viewers that he'd have the microwaves come with cables so they can play GameCube on it. He then puts the camera into the microwave, which causes an explosion.

After this, the Gray Cat gives up. He tells the White Cat that he only did it because people told him to, and that Kmart was just simply a "shitty, boring-ass supermarket". He then admits that he was over his head by trying to make Kmart seem more appealing. The duo then go to the middle east.

## Trivia

* This is the first episode to be a direct follow-up to a previous episode (and the only one).
* Whenever the black dog talked, sometimes the video footage is rewinded. This is because AlienMyth64 records the dialogue of non-human characters after recording live-action segments. So when he ran out of footage of the black dog moving its head, they just rewinded it to extend the duration.
* This is the longest episode in the entire series, being the only episode that passes the 10 minutes mark.
* All of the unheard-of cereals he mentions in this episode are all produced by Golden Foods.
* Glacs has another named called Sugar Flakes, and this is because the Glacs name is for the Spanish-speaking variant of the brand, and Sugar Flakes is for the English-speaking variant.
* This episode reveals that the White Cat has a mother.
* The microwave genie was just a decapitated rotting head, which was also portrayed by the same person who acted as Gute Mcgoot.