Wizard

"it's really impressive how x86 has 8 registers" - Wizard 2023

> Summary: a clown
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## Member info

Its not like there's a possibility that he's on a spectrum, we are talking about how much of the spectrum he takes (with possibility being that the whole spectrum is his domain)

The higher neural activity has halted in the presented individual a long time ago. No signs of firing neurons has been reported since cold war. Currently is under CIA monitoring (negative IQ research).

Wizard is a perplexing individual who fails at being decent at pretty much anything you can think of. Quick summary would include the following points:

* Failed basic school education (had to take the final test three times before passing it)
* Failing to get into a university
* Failing to find a job
* Living with his parents and seeing nothing wrong with it
* Being terrible at programming
* Having NO attention span whatsoever
* Despite the previous one, is able to mine out whole chunks or spend weeks upon weeks on pointless tasks without any rewarding mechanism. It seems that doing a monotonous work that doesn't bring any value seems exciting to the subject
* Having an odd manner of speaking (brahhh)
* Being terminally online, and always in a vc. He's alone in vc all the time. If he spots you in vc, he will join right away.
* Playing League of Legends to solidify the image of a failed human being
* Not being aware of his condition

Despite all of that, if you show any sign of kindness to him, he will start considering you his friend, being as gullible as a puppy. Can be exploited for personal profit with ease.

#### Terribleness at programming

He cannot even come up with the simplest algorithms. Conceptualizing skills are contesting with mariana trench. Despite all of that, this doesn't seem to bother the subject, as he is of pretty high opinion of himself: despite being told countless times that he's objectively bad at programming, deems himself worthy of learning assembler languages (without even knowing anything basic to support his studying). Doesn't listen to anyone in this regard and is probably doomed to remain at this level for the rest of his existance.

Lack of any practical skill leads to a high probability of him producing nothing valuable in his life, being just a net neutral member of society, living a valueless life. Possibly has contracted the feared disease of bitchlessness.

#### Lack of personality

His "personality" is an amalgamation of yeshi's such as kittyposting and some weird online culture. Despite all of that, the subject managed to pick a decent trend of wizardposting. Even an oblivion npc would suspect that he is a scripted entity. His only unique trait could be the use of word "brahh" instead of "bruhh".

### Overall impact

Despite being a fresh member of zyap's server, without leaving immediately, brought almost nothing to the table, except following yeshi like a pet everywhere. Became a meme material when his face froze in a vc, making him look like he is zooted on fentanyl, or even high on crack

### Minecraft endeavors

Despite not being able to focus on one thing when it means to do something productive or valuable, he is perfectly able to hyperfocus on a thing for weeks that wouldn't do anything useful. Wizard is notorious for mining out chunks in minecraft (even with his bare hands), without any real stimulus. One of the leading theories is that having too much free time on his hands (a direct consequence of him being a neet) and being autistic could lead to wasting his precious years down the drain. The subject might justify the actions in his head as being "impressive" or even "monumental", while in reality the sight of these would only cause sadness and pity of wizard.

He is also known for creating a pixel art of a "barnacle of a ceiling" kittyposting meme, which took him over a week. A spectacular display of his failed brain development