Carrot Top Says

This is a fun and silly new twist on "Simon Says;" it's a frisbee-shaped and battery-powered game that features the vocals of Carrot Top as the game's host; its target audience is 5-9 year old elementary-school-age kids.

## The Jape Routines

* Oppositionally Outrageous!-Everybody disobeys the commands that start with "Carrot Top says;" they obey the ones that begin without "Carrot Top says."
* Entertaining Elimination-When somebody disobeys a command that starts with "Carrot Top says," they're out; also, if someone obeys a command that doesn't begin with "Carrot Top says," they are out!

## The Rules

Obey all the commands that start with "Carrot Top says," but DO NOT do any activities that begin without "Carrot Top says."

## The Commands

* Carrot Top says to play air guitar!
* Carrot Top says hands on your head.
* Carrot Top says hands on your shoulders.
* Carrot Top says hands on your knees.
* Carrot Top says hands on your cheeks.
* Carrot Top says hands on your hips.
* Carrot Top says bend your knees, crouch down and jump up like a toad!
* Carrot Top says yell "surprise" really loudly!
* Carrot Top says sing your name like Celine Dion!
* Carrot Top says yell "BOOOO" really loudly!
* Carrot Top says sing your name opera style!
* Carrot Top says sing your name really quietly.
* Carrot Top says sing your name really loudly!
* Carrot Top says sing your national anthem!
* Carrot Top says pretend to milk a cow!
* Carrot Top says pretend to lift weights!
* Carrot Top says roll your head!
* Carrot Top says reach for the sky!
* Carrot Top says touch your nose to your toes!
* Carrot Top says to open your mouth as wide as you can, stick out your tongue and yell "AAAAHHHH" really loudly!
* Carrot Top says to make a really wet farting noise!
* Carrot Top says to strike a pose!
* Carrot Top says to smile and say, "Hi, Carrot Top!"
* Carrot Top says hands on your toes!
* Carrot Top says hands on your stomach!
* Carrot Top says hands on your heart!
* Carrot Top says to name the planets!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's red!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's orange!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's yellow!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's green!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's blue!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's purple!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's vermillion!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's marigold!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's chartreuse!
* Carrot Top says to name something that's aqua!
* Carrot Top says to say, "Hola, Carrot Top!"
* Carrot Top says to say, "Bonjour, Carrot Top!"
* Carrot Top says to say, "Ni hao, Carrot Top!"
* Carrot Top says to smile, wave and say, "Hiya, Carrot Top!"
* Carrot Top says to tell your favourite joke!
* Carrot Top says to tell your favourite tongue twister!
* Carrot Top says to sing your favourite campfire song!
* Carrot Top says to make the call of your favourite bird!
* Carrot Top says to make the call of your favourite beast!
* Carrot Top says to make the call of your favourite pet!
* Carrot Top says to make the call of your favourite critter!
* Carrot Top says to make the call of your favourite creature!
* Carrot Top says to go "aack, aack" like a parakeet!
* Carrot Top says to pull an imaginary train whistle and yell out, "CHOO, CHOO!"
* Carrot Top says to STOP! (This ends the game.)