Spanish Africa (episode)

Spanish Africa is the fourth Episode of Kaiserland: The Series.

## Plot

Hans woke up in the middle of the west Africa Savannah. He wondered what the hell happened because all he could remember is driving the truck full of weapons and getting a guy killed. Hans then gets up and packs up his stuff as he walks in the dense Savannah. Walking in the Savannah was hard due to the hot tropical climate of the Savannah itself. As he walked Hans was sweating like a dog having to spend the walk looking for water to drink. Everytime he was drinking the water he had to drink again after he was done.

Hans then saw a Gazelle which made him find a stick. Hans chased after the Gazelle as the thing kept and dashed in the grass like a fierce ninja and invisible as a ghost. Hans ran fast as he raged and dashed to catch the Gazelle which was faster than lightning. Hans was about to get the kill the Gazelle until a She-lion barged in the way and ate the Gazelle and ran off. Hans was pissed the beast stole his target but he then decided to follow the direction of the noise.

He heard the noise and kept on following the direction of the noise as he heard the voice.

Miyana: (roars angrily) DAMN YOU SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hans runs towards the noise as it gets louder and and louder. Hans finally arrives to the source of the noise and as he does arrive he is taken aback. Hans sees a an African girl his age, her mother and younger sister getting attacked by two thugs who look like BLA thugs. Hans sees the thugs try to attack the female Africans like they are cattle.

Miyana's mother (furious): You men stop attacking me or I will call the guards!!!!!!!!

Black Liberation Soldier: SILENCE YOU MUST DIE SLAVE!!!!!!!!

Miyana: (upset) Why ya calling us slaves!!!!!!!!?

Black Liberation Army Thug: Because you are slaves of Christendom!!!!!!

Miyana's mother: (angry) So ya calling us slaves because we have the same beliefs as our rulers.

Black Liberation Soldier: Yes, because you betray our culture for the Empires who enslaved Africans for generations.

Miyana: SHUT UP YOU!!!! YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN AN ARMY OF BANDITS!!!!!

Miyana's mother: (strict and scared) Miyana, don't.

Black Liberation Army Thug: Listen to your mother slave.

Hans seeing this then charges into the scene as he then runs in and punches one of the guys in the face.

Black Liberation Soldier: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hans Fergoff: You should leave them alone fool.

Black Liberation Soldier: So a little white shit does care about the slaves. Well how amusing.

Miyana's sister: Holy shit, he's crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

Hans then grabs the soldier's gun and starts shooting the soldier in the head.

Hans Fergoff: You bastard!!!!! DIE IN HELL!!!!!!

The woman and her daughters looked at Hans with fear and shock. Hans looked at them with horror and started to grapple them on the dresses.

Hans Fergoff: (cries) I'm sorry. (Then cries at them louder) I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

The women then run away but the teen girl stops.

Miyana: Mom seriously, ya gonna make us leave this man!!!!

Miyana's mother: Miyana we don't want to get in trouble. He could be one of those Jews the Germans sent here for that incident.

Miyana: Well I'm saving him!!!!

Miyana's mother: Miyana NO!!!! YOU COULD GET US IN TROUBLE!!!!

Miyana: (angry) Why so?

Miyana's mother: Because he's white and white people are not allowed in our village because the BLA had conquered it.

Miyana: Damn it (then looks at Hans) I'm sorry about my mom, but thanks for saving us.

Hans Fergoff: (sighs) You're welcome.

Suddenly the mother and her daughters were apprehended by two BLA soldiers led by an African guy wearing a Liberian General's uniform.

Miyana's mother: (violent) Leave us alone.

Magados Yohannas: No you are slaves just like him.

So the soldier's herd the woman and her daughters into a cattle cart full of African people pulled by cows. Suddenly a man recognized them in the cart.

Miyana's father: Miyana, Mikaka, Mila!!!!

Miyana's mother: (freaks out) Darling!!!!!

Miyana: Dad!!!!!

Miyana's sister: Daddy!!!!

The three women are thrown in the cart and carted off to west of Hans. Hans tried to follow them but he could not catch up as they were heading into dangerous territory due to him passing black flags with red circles in the middle of the flags and a fist in the middle of the red circle. Hans seeing the flag knew this would be dangerous because these guys are socialists and socialists are scary. He learned about Socialism from Fergoff and how the Russians who believed it overthrew their government and created a dangerous regime feared throughout Europe. Hans then gets upset and starts to cry, he had failed to save the innocent who saved him from being captured and killed.

Hans Fergoff: Why!!!! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!!!!! WHY DO I FAIL TO SAVE THE PEOPLE WHO DO NICE THINGS FOR ME!!!!!

Hans later on decided to walk away from the scene knowing he would be in danger. Hans then realized he had to go in there to save the innocent people from being hurt. So Hans then snuck in the land and tiptoed through the grass and savannah as the thugs patrolled the area.

He then jumped down and started to Commando crawl after spotting a soldier walking by. Luckily the soldier didn't spot him. Hans then started to commando crawl through the dense grass knowing it would be safer for him. It took days for Hans to cross from the border of the Land under BLA control all the way to the base of the group because he had to hide in the grass from soldiers, find food and water and rest. The journey was long and hard, this made Hans realize why Africa was called the White man's grave back in the old days of the Holy Roman Empire.

After all of that craziness, Hans finally made it to the lair of the BLA. The lair of the BLA is a city known as Timbuktu. Hans had heard about the amazing city of Timbuktu when reading books about the explorer who discovered the city and it's amazing look. He had learned that Timbuktu is an amazing city with a lavish look and it was a regional center of trade in medieval times.

Now it is the lair of the Black Liberation Army, the evil Socialist Africans responsible for the death of his family and the capture of the three women who saved him and their family. Hans then entered the city and saw it filled with African Socialists lying around and trading weapons and machinery branded with the Soviet Deccan which is a Golden Sickle combined with a hammer and a gold star.

There were men who were half naked or wearing tribal garments walking around the city heading off to work. There were women then reading the Tora of the Communists, The Communist Manifesto and talking about it like it is scripture.

The children instead of playing like normal children were being trained to fight and yell "Death to all whites", "Death to all Indo-Aryans", "Death to all Arabs", "Death to all Slaves" and "Long live Free Africa." Hans seeing this was horrified, these people were trained to fight against societies in Africa that existed for Generations and Socialism could help them with that.

Hans realized he needed to disguise himself so he decided to look for something to get for a disguise. Fortunately he found a black robe and put it on. After putting on the robe, Hans then decided to travel through the city until he sees the cart that has Miyana and her family.

After he saw Miyana and her family with a crowd of Africans the cart, Hans decided to follow the cart to see where it was going. As Hans secretly followed the cart, he saw that there were butchers grabbing animals and killing them or even, skinning, animals.

Hans saw a baby lamb shivering with fear as he was attacked by a BLA thug raging with fury who was beating it to death. Hans then saw two thugs pull a Ram by it's horns as kids were told to help the thugs by beating up the ram.

Hans then saw hordes of scared, badly injured and shivering lambs being dragged to an alter of a Centaur creature that has the head and torso of a really beautiful naked African woman with the bottom of a Lioness. The lambs were killed as the thugs roared "LONG LIVE FREE AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hans was horrified, had tears in his eyes and was even angry after seeing such savage people killing innocent animals.

Hans then decided to focus in saving the people who saved him. Hans then followed them to a building called the Sankoré Madrasah and as he entered it he saw pens full of African Men, Women and Children each wearing collars. Each of the Collars had the symbol of religions of the African Families such as Christianity (Catholic, Lutheran, Protestant, Eastern Orthodox), Judaism, Islam, Zoroastrianism and Hinduism. Hans then sees Miyana, her mother, her sister and her father with other relatives such as both sets of Grandparents and two Aunts then being herded like animals into the pens.

Miyana was screaming for her life as she was huddling her mother like a child with her sister.

Miyana: (scared and crying) I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die.

Miyana's sister: Mommy will God save us?

Miyana's mother: Please darlings we will be alright, plus Jesus will take us in his hands if we die.

Miyana: (cries) Why are we to die?

Miyana's father: Because Darling, these people hate us.

The thugs then force everyone into the pens as they push the adults and grab the backs of Miyana and her sister as they scream and kick. Hans seeing the beautiful girl he saved and beg her mother to save him treated like an animal was furious as he then was about to charge but he realized it might not bee a good idea. Hans then was upset as he had to leave knowing the girl and her family will be killed like animals. Hans knew he had to leave them to this fate because right now he had to escape this city before he gets caught.

Suddenly a bunch of Junkers Ju 52s bearing the Emblem of Imperial Spain were flying over the city as they then fired their guns at the city and started to rain hell upon the socialist people. The people in pens then tried to break out as Bombs were dropping all over Timbuktu as they destroyed houses and many pens killing many and destroying the roofs of the pens so others can escape. Hans then saw a Bomb fall on the pen of Miyana and her family as he then rushed to save them.

Sadly the Bomb blew up the pen and killed everyone except Miayna who was crying over the corpses of her family. Hans then saw the Bomb after the Bomb then fall towards Miayna as he then rushed and grabbed her and saved her.

Hans then ran out of the city as a crying Miyana then stopped and notice him save her from the city.

Miyana: (yells astonished) You!!!!!

Hans Fergoff: (says frantic) NO TIME WE NEED TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!

Miyana: (cries and roars angrily) NO!!!!! I WANNA DIE WITH MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hans Fergoff: (yells angrily) DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!

Miyana: LET ME GO!!!!! I WANNA DIE AND BE WITH MY MOTHER IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!

Hans Fergoff: (annoyed) Jeeze what is wrong with you!!!!!

As they argue, Hans and Miyana finally escape Timbuktu as the city then gets bombed to ash. Hans and Miyana look at the city with fear as it was burning in flames with African Soldiers screaming in panic and horror with the other African peoples. They saw Spanish Warplanes dropping Bombs like rain clouds releasing metal raindrops that turn into fire after landing on all kinds of structures including the roads of the city.

Hans knew by the horrible cruelty of those people that they deserved the wrath of God. Hans was then about to leave with Miyana until she kicked him and made him drop her.

Hans Fergoff: (pissed) Yo!!! What is wrong with you!!!!

Miyana: YOU ASSHOLE!!! WHY DID YOU GO ALL THE WAY TO THAT HELL JUST TO SAVE ME!!!!?

Hans Fergoff: (says angry) You're beautiful and you have a chance at living a wonderful life!!!!

Miyana: (annoyed) So you saved me because I'm a pretty girl. Jeeze what are ya, Prince Charming?

Hans Fergoff: Look I'm sorry I lost people before and I don't want to loose someone who saved me from dying.

Miyana: (yells) JEEZE YOU CAN BE SO STUBBORN!!!!

Hans Fergoff: Yeah because they killed my family too!!!

Miyana: (shocked) I'm.....sorry for your loss.

Hans Fergoff: (bitter) It's okay and I'm sorry for your loss.

Miyana: (sad) Thanks.

Hans Fergoff: (nervous) So...I guess we're gonna camp out here.

Miyana: Are ya insane, I don't want to get captured again!!!!

Hans Fergoff: (complains) Okay fine, but we need to find a place to stay.

Miyana: Place to stay?

Hans Fergoff: Yeah.

Miyana: (groans) It has to be a tribe of Berbers.

Hans Fergoff: Why so?

Miyana: Me, my mom, sister and dad are all from a tribe of Berbers from The Sokoto Caliphate.

Hans Fergoff: Do they live anywhere?

Miyana: No Berbers are nomads.

Hans Fergoff: Then there's a village 2 miles from here we can go to.

Miyana: (grunts) Sure.

So the two walked for days in heat of the Sub-Sahara Savannah.

After those long days they passed out on the road of a village inhabited by Africans, Arabs and Iberian People from Spain. The people panicked as two guards came to carry the two teenagers to a Church.

The two arrived at a church run by a Spanish priest with a long beard.

Father Joseph: What are you two doing at my Church, I said I paid my taxes.

Spanish Soldier 1: No it's not taxes.

Father Joseph: What is it?

Spanish Soldier 2: We found these poor teenagers pass out at the entrance to our village and they look like they need medical attention.

Father Joseph: Bring them in.

The soldiers then brought the two in and gave the two young ones to four nuns, two each holding a stretcher as Hans and Miyana were played on the stretchers and transported to the hospital area. They then were placed beds next to each other. After that the two nuns then left and got a bunch of children to go back to supper. The two guards left and went to the leader of the village's troopers within the Royal African Police. They entered and met a Spanish man wearing a Spanish trooper uniform sitting in a cheap desk infront of the portrait of Alfonso XIII.

Spanish Soldier 1: Sergeant Santiago, two teenagers passed out in our village and they are now in the church.

Sergeant Santiago: What are these teenagers?

Spanish Soldier 1: One is a boy with shaggy blonde hair wearing German clothes and the other is a Native African Berber who looks like she is from the Sokoto Caliphate.

Sergeant Santiago: I'll send my messenger Private Estavez to the Colonial Office HQ.

Sergeant Santiago then met up with a Spanish officer.

Sergent Santiago: Estavez, Go to cape Verde and tell the Governor-General that we have two survivors from our bombardment of the Black Liberation Army base in Timbuktu.

Private Estavez: Why do we need to let him know of that?

Sergent Santiago: Because we need to see if those kids need protection because they could be targets of the Black Liberation Army.

Private Estavez: Why so?

Sergent Santiago: Soldiers of our army who were at Timbuktu saw them escape the raid which means they could be former prisoners of the base.

Private Estavez: Which means the Black Liberation Army could be after them to kill them in order to prevent an exposure of their terrorist activity.

Sergent Santiago: Yes so go alert the Governor-General.

Private Estavez then runs to a Ford GPA 'Seep' with the Imperial Spanish Deccan and has the driver drive to a Mail post in Freetown which is 12 miles away.

Meanwhile in the ruins of Timbuktu, A man then meets with Magados Yohannes, the Liberian guy who attacked Miyana and her family.

Magados Yohannas: What do you want McGuire?

Lancelot McGuire: Simple, just wanted to let you know that the Black Liberation Army will have shipments of weapons from Svalbard coming soon.

Magados Yohannas: Says the guy who orchestrated the riot in Berlin to frame the Jewish elites in Hamburg and get them killed by us.

Lancelot McGuire: Yes by educating Some of those Jews in the communist manifesto and then manipulated them with into causing a riot against the government.

Magados Yohannas: Impressive, Now GET OUT AND LET US REBUILD OUR BASE!!!!!

Lancelot McGuire: No, not gonna happen.

Lancelot McGuire then grabs a gun and shoots Magados Yohannas in the head.

All the way out in the city of Praia in the Praia City Hall sits the Governor-General of Spanish Africa, Mariano Alonso Alonso. Mariano Alonso Alonso was writing down the daily report on what is going on with the colony until he heard the door go down.

Mariano Alonso Alonso: What is it?

Then José Enrique Varela, the Viceroy arrives with a face of Panic.

José Enrique Varela: Governor-General, we got trouble.

Mariano Alonso Alonso: What is it?

José Enrique Varela: We just got an intelligence report on the Black Liberation Army.

Mariano Alonso Alonso: What is the trouble that concerns me?

José Enrique Varela: A British Socialist framed the Jewish elites in Hamburg for the riot in Berlin.

Mariano Alonso Alonso: WHAT!!!!!?

José Enrique Varela: Yes and the Germans found out they were played for fools, but the thing they are happy about is that they found a perfect excuse to wage war on the BLA.

Mariano Alonso Alonso: Excellent Varela, Prepare the soldiers, those Socialist Bastards will pay for playing our allies like fiddles and getting innocent Jews killed.

José Enrique Varela then nods as he then runs out to his office as he tells a soldier to tell the army to prepare for war. The soldier agrees to help as he then rushes out of the city hall and then dashes through the streets to a port to have a message transported to the army HQ in Freetown.

A messenger then grabs the letter from the soldier as he then drives the boat to Freetown.