SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION

"*Still not politics by the way, just a fact, but Scott Baio hates Muslims.*"
―Erik
SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION is the 52nd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on August 4, 2016.

## Summary

Erik decides that instead of doing a political lesson, he'll do one on '80s heartthrob Scott Baio because he's in the news. Erik goes over Scott Baio's history in television and film. Then he watches a video of Baio singing and checks out Baio's twitter where he's posing with a wax figure of Donald Trump.

Erik applauds Baio for living a happy, fulfilling life after losing his fame instead of becoming bitter and angry. Erik also applauds him for standing up for what he believes in while arguing with comedian George Wallace on twitter. Erik tries to get #ThanksScottBaio trending and sends a few tweets to start it off.

Next, Erik watches a video of Scott Baio pretending to be high and leaves a comment calling him a Muslim. To provide context, Erik plays a video where Scott Baio criticizes Obama for not hating Muslims.

Then Erik posts a few more #ThanksScottBaio tweets. Robot wants to be in the lesson so Erik kills him.

## Comments

*@tedcruz hey im gonna give you a break this week. no reason.*
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*Hey @ScottBaio how long did you suck that things dick in your profile image before you realized it was a wax figure?*
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*Yo what's it like to grow up to become Ray Romano's ugly older brother? I wouldn't shit on you to put out a fire, but I WOULD shit on you in just about any other circumstance. I just wouldn't shit on fires to put them out to begin with, that's simply a bad way to extinguish fires. Anyway, my point is I had no idea you were a singer! Wow you sound like someone shoved a karaoke bar up a whale's asshole and then spear gunned it in the head in front of its children, and the reaction of its children is the sound that I'm comparing you to in this scenario. They really let just about fucking anything on TV back then huh? Then again everyone was walking around with giant bushes and getting the shit kicked out of them by
cops so i guess nobody had time to watch twinky-mctwinkface here sing like the world's his own personal joke. We've really come a long way since then.*
- Erik

*@ScottBaio Thanks for teaching me to eat pussy when I was a kid #ThanksScottBaio*
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*@ScottBaio U made me dinner when I moved to LA. It was just your butthole and you yelled "WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD" while I ate #ThanksScottBaio*
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*@ScottBaio #ThanksScottBaio for throat fucking a dog at one of your concerts and winging its corpse into the audience. I still have its ear.*
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*This movie was great but I hated that fuckin muslim dude with the glasses. Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to let some 40 year old terrorist sympathizer looking asshole play a high school student in 1980? Muslims weren't even around until 2001 when they talked George Bush into doing that 9/11. Ohhhh shit wait that's Scott Baioooooooo*
- Erik

*Hey guys wanna hear about how much pussy I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat pussy like a pussy vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they've built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating pussy with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat pussy. I ate so much pussy once that I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked out for eating all the angel pussy. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that bitch right after. I'm sayin don't put me in a morgue you know what I'm about. Shit. Anyway I couldn't eat any pussy in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended, sorta like what Scott Baio is doing in this video. Alright fuck all you guys i'm out*
- Erik

*@scottbaio I remember when my small town kicked out all the black people because they thought they were muslims #ThanksScottBaio*
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*@scottbaio I say #ThanksScottBaio everytime I took in the mirror & realize im not a 60 year old naturally occuring source of carseat leather*
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*@scottbaio #ThanksScottBaio for all the good you do for men and women from a long time ago who had slaves and gory angry when they got freed*
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*@scottbaio #ThanksScottBaio for teaching me how chinese people kiss*
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*@TedCruz #ThanksScottBaio for showing me it doesn't matter how many TV producers fuck you as a kid, your adulthood will be intact @scottbaio*
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## Context

1. ↑ Scott Baio had been chosen to speak at the Republican National Convention in support of Donald Trump.
2. ↑ Erik claims that Scott Baio was on ALF, but that's a different sitcom.

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