Bad Babies

Title Card

## Plot

Micheal wants Arion and Jordan to babysit Dylan while he leaves to go to the Zoo with Alice.

## Characters

* Arion
* Joy
* Micheal
* Alice
* Dylan
* Other Characters

## Location

* Toon World
	+ The Colors Castle
	+ Toon Zoo
	+ Toon Village

## Script

*[Arion is playing a video game with Joy on the TV in the living room. Mikey and Alice walk in and are heading towards the front door.]*

**Arion**: Hey, where are you guys going?

**Mikey**: Oh. We’re going to the Zoo. I’m sure we won’t be gone too long. Oh! By the way, do you mind watching my baby brother, Dylan? I hope that’s not too much to ask..

**Arion**: Oh, okay. Sure, me and Joy will watch him.

**Mikey**: Okay, thanks Arion! *[Him and Alice leave.]*

**Joy**: Hey, babe? Who is Dylan again?

**Arion**: Oh, he’s just Mikey’s baby brother. He’s kinda naughty but can be nice. Speaking of him, maybe I should go see if he’s hungry. *[Arion stands up from the couch and starts walking upstairs, going into the nursery.]*

**Arion**: Oh, Dylan.. It’s Arion.. you want some f- *[He looks down into Dylan’s crib, only seeing his rattle and baby bottle.]* Dylan?? Where are you??

*[A knock on the wall is heard and he sees the baby in the corner, hitting the wall with his baseball bat.]*

**Arion**: Dylan, please don’t hit the wall.

*[He goes to pick him up but gets hit in the face with the baseball bat.]*

**Dylan**: No! Hit wall!

*[Dylan babbles and continues to hit the wall.]*

**Arion**: Come on, Dylan. You’re gonna break the wall.

*[He tries to pick him up again but Dylan picks Arion up by his foot, holding him in the air.]*

**Arion**: Wait, woah! Dylan! What are you doing??!

*[Dylan giggles and then proceeds to slam him down on the ground repeatedly. He then spins him around in circles, making him dizzy. The baby then drops him, as Arion faceplants into the ground, groaning in pain. Dylan looks into the doorway and starts crawling out of the nursery. He climbs downstairs and starts crawling towards Joy.]*

**Joy**: (picks Dylan up) You must be Dylan! How are you cutie pie?

*[Arion comes downstairs and into the living room, Joy notices all the bruises on Arion and she puts down Dylan.]*

**Joy**: Oh, gosh! You look terrible! What happened-

**Arion**: (points furiously at Dylan) HE HAPPENED!!!

*[Dylan starts crying and Joy quickly grabs him]*

**Joy**: C-calm down little one! Look, you two probably need some time getting use to! I’ll go make it some baby milk.

*[Joy gives Arion the baby and she walks off to the kitchen to fetch him some milk.]*

**Arion**: (looks at Dylan) I know your game! I’m not gonna fall for-

**Dylan**: (makes a cute face)

**Arion**: (makes a stern look) hmph! Not gonna work!

[They both look at each other while Dylan keeps making himself look cute and Arion sweats hard and tries to resist the cuteness.]

**Arion**: Ugh…fine! I can’t stay mad at you.

*[Arion tickles his cheek but Dylan bites his finger and begins laughing. Arion covers his mouth to hold his screams in and looks at the kitchen. He still sees Joy getting the milk ready]*

**Joy**: where’s that stinkin bottle?!?

[Arion puts Dylan down and runs outside fast. He makes a high pitch scream and runs back inside and sees Dylan coloring on the walls.]

**Arion:** (slams the door and rushes over to Dylan) Dylan No!

*[Dylan jumps out of the way and Arion slams his face into the wall. Arion breaks free and charges his super Sonic speeds.]*

**Arion**: I don’t wanna hurt you! But your not giving me much choice

*[Arion does Sonic The Hedgehog’s spin dash move but misses and slams himself into a room filled with cactus, barbed wire, and sharped glass. Joy walks out of the kitchen and sees the huge mess. Joy looks around for Arion and Dylan. Arion comes out of the room covered in cactus, barbed wire, and glass with cuts on him]*

**Arion**: (in a deep voice) Oh, Dylan, Whyyyyyy…

*[Arion looks at Joy]*

**Arion**: we better be getting payed for this…

**Joy**: Arion, are you-

**Arion**: No, Joy! I’m not okay! Look at me!! [skin lights on fire and becomes Fire Arion]

**Joy**: Arion, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to make you upset!

[Arion cools down and sighs]

**Arion**: let’s just find that stupid baby! (rips off his head and regrows a new body along with his clothes from his neck down and discards the old one.) Ah, that’s better!

**Joy**: (giggles) it’s a good thing you got Toon Force Power!

**Arion**: yeah! Wait where’s Dylan

*[The two look around and sees Dylan holding a giant piano made out of gold. Dylan throws the piano and it hits Joy and she gets flung back into a closet.]*

**Joy**: (walks out groaning in pain) Alright, no violence, how about (gives Dylan her old baby bunny plushie) I had this ever since I was a baby like you.

**Arion**: Joy, I can’t believe you haven’t resorted to violence

**Joy**: I can never hurt a baby!

*[Joy is interrupted by Dylan throwing the head of the plushie at her and she looks down and sees her decapitated toy. Joy gets angry and screams at Dylan and pulls out a shot gun and aims it at him]*

**Joy**: I’M GONNA MURDER THAT BABY!!!

**Arion**: (jumps in front of Jordan) No, Joy, don’t! Micheal would kill us!

**Joy**: I don’t give two sh- (hears Dylan pick up something behind her and sees Dylan holding a dodge ball)

**Dylan**: (laughs and throws the dodge ball)

*[Joy quickly dodges but Arion gets hit in the nuts and Arion’s voice gets high pitch and his high pitch scream causes the entire castle to collapse on top of them in a huge explosion visible from space. Joy and Arion climb out of the wreck and sees Dylan running off into town.]*

**Arion**: (high pitch voice) Oh, Dylan, Whyyyyyyyy….

*[Dylan walks in the middle of the streets while kids in cars avoid hitting him and run into a building or each other’s cars causing tons of explosions. Kids in the street complain and start punching each other over who’s to blame for the car crashes. One of the cars crashes into Kelsey, killing her. One of the kids shouting “My Leg!”]*

**Arion:** Joy, please remain calm…

**Joy**: (starts crying) WE LOST DYLAN AND WE’LL NEVER GET HIM BACK!!! I’M A HORRIBLE CARE TAKER!!!

**Arion**: (covers her mouth) listen, you won’t be if we can get that baby. (Grabs her hand) now come on! The castle will reform later! (Runs with her to the village and looks around and sees the wreck age) Oh boy seems like he came through here!

**Joy**: I think I see him up there! He’s on top of a construction sight!

**Arion**: Stand back, Joy, allow me!

**Joy**: No! I’m not a bad care taker, let me handle this!

*[Dylan is at the top and begins throwing down construction barrels down at Joy. Joy jumps over them but gets squished by a few. She eventually makes it to the top and grabs Dylan but accidentally falls off]*

**Joy**: Gotcha! Woah! (Screams)

**Arion**: (looks up and takes out an umbrella and opens it) please work..

*[Arion gets squished by Joy and the rest of the construction sight falls down on top of them. Arion and Joy come out bruised and injured. Arion is holding Dylan]*

**Arion**: (in a deep voice again) Oh, Dylan, WhyyyYyyyYyyyYyyy

**Dylan**: Arion, I poop my pants (smiles)

*[Arion and Joy look at Dylan angry while kids from the car crash moan and groan in pain. One of them saying “My Leg!”]*

*[The next seen shows Arion pushing Dylan on the swings to keep him distracted from doing anything else. Arion and Joy are both injured badly]*

**Arion**: I hate watching him.

**Joy**: me too

*[They see Micheal and Alice approach them after finishing their time at the zoo.]*

**Micheal**: Hey, I see you enjoyed your time with him!

**Alice**: The Zoo was amazing! I loved it so much. I love the elephants and the Zebras

**Micheal**: heh, yeah! Dylan you a good boy?

**Dylan**: (smiles and nods yes)

**Micheal**: (looks at Arion and sighs) was he actually a good boy?

**Arion**: No, please never give him to me again. Find someone else next time.

**Joy**: punish him hard when you and Alice get home!

**Micheal**: (Takes Dylan out of the swing set) figured…I’ll punish him when I get home

*Dylan barfs on Micheal’s face. Micheal and Alice walks away while Micheal cleans his face off.*

**Joy**: phew, glad that’s over.

**Arion**: yeah (thinks for a moment) WAIT A SECOND!!! MICHEAL YOU OWE ME SOME MONEY!!!

(Arion runs after Micheal and Alice and the episode ends)