Berdly

This fucking guy.

Berdly is a character in the BBRP. He's a self-proclaimed "gamer", but he actually sucks at gaming. Deep down he's very insecure about himself and he just wants to be the best. He tends to speak in very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long sentences. He wishes he could be the best gamer alive, and has a grudge against Jerma for being a better gamer than him.

## Berdly Lore

### Backstory

Berdly was born on 2022-12-28. He attended "School", thats the name of the name of the school. He got all C's, which he called a "passing grade" because He thought "C" was the best grade you could get. Berdly would go to lunch everyday and eat boiled eggs and cheese sandiwhc Sandwiches. He was best friends with Noelle and also this guy named Jesse Pinkman. This was NOT the Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad.

Berdly used to be friends with Noelle as a young chick. Chick? What the fuck do you call baby birds. Anyway, he was jealous of how smart she was, and after years of trying to be the smartest guy ever, he realized he could set his goals elsewhere. He began his long journey to become a gamer for many many years. Eventually, he started working at McDonald's to earn money to buy some game consoles. He got one penny and immediately quit the job, and realized he was rich. (He was not hes stupid). He began to do twitch streams to gain extra revenue, and used his really shitty computer that was basically an Osborne I. (The Osborne I is the first laptop ever made and its fucking SHIT and BAD. Developed by Adam Osborne in April 1981, the **Osborne I** was the first truly portable computer and is recognized as the first true laptop computer.)

He eventually got kicked out of his home for not paying any bills or rent or anything I don't know the other terms okay? Anyways he got kicked out of his home (it was a bird nest) (on a really short tree) (really short) and ended up living in an undisclosed location for several years. No one knew where he was during this period- he seems to have stopped playing games completely too.

One day, however; he came back to ~~civilizatoon~~ civilization\* and stole like twenty five games from GameStop. He kept running and running from the police for like five hours and suddenly dissapeared disapepared No,. disapeared dissappeared MNO dissappeared? how do you spell that. Disapeared uhm fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

He vanished without a trace in the middle of the police chase and found himself in a swamp. Kris, some person he knows I guess, was there too. And wait this is present not backstory sorry

### In the Roleplay

He vanished without a trace in the middle of the police chase and found himself in a swamp. Kris, some person he knows I guess, was there too. And they both met The original **Starwalker**, who offered to play Poker with them both. Berdly began to play, and had a huge gamer brain moment where he sat very very very still for about five seconds, and he thought really really really really fucking hard about how to play Poker. He had never played it before, so he tried to rely on his "epic gamer skills and knowledge" to figure out how to play. He ended up flipping his cards to face everyone else, because he's really stupid. But that's okay he;s trying his best I guess.

## Trivia

* Berdly is able to turn his head around backwards similar to an owl, as shown when he is spoken to from behind in the classroom.
	+ This is proof he's really fucked up
* In the *UNDERTALE* 6th Anniversary stream, Berdly walked into the room while they were streaming and started talking about video games or something? I don't get why he would do that.
* Berdly does not know what a video game is.
* Berdly does know what a video game is.
* During the Spamton Sweepstakes 2022 charity event, Berdly doxxed himself to basically everyone and gave out his phone number.
* Berdly's quote "five nights at fresddysss" may be a reference to Super Mario Maker.
	+ Additionally, Berdly is fucking scared of Mario. He thinks it's the scariest game ever, and prefers Mario is Missing, which is about a blue hedgehog who is fast and actually red not blue.
* Berdly is actually not a bird. I do not know what he is.
* Jerma likes cucumbers.
* Berdly hates cucumbers.
* Berdly went to jail once because he scammed someone on World of Warcraft.
	+ He was only in jail for like five seconds because his mom bailed him out.
* Berdly used to eat french toast. He still does.
* Berdly's favorite song is "Party in the U.S.A".

## Gallery

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