Dee/History

Dee is the firstborn son of Glam and Victoria. He was born shortly after Glam and Vicky's wedding. As a toddler, he was “very quiet and easy” compared to his loud younger brother, Heavy, who was born when Dee was two years old. When Dee first looked at Heavy he looked like he wanted to strangle his new brother. Neither Heavy nor Dee met any of their extended family from either side and don’t even know their names. However, Dee does have a surrogate "uncle" and to a much lesser extent an "aunt" in Glam's childhood best friend, Ches and Victoria's best friend, Anna, who is implied to only put up with Vicky's family to hang out with her.

When Dee was around five years old he tried to sing a disturbing and downright satanic lullaby for an event that his parents attended but when he sang off-key right away Glam, who is overly passionate when it comes to music, was so embarrassed he transferred Dee to another kindergarten.

### "Protector"

Dee helps Curlton cheat on his oral exam and tries to defend Heavy from Gopher after the latter beat him up for insulting rap music. Dee steps in and tries to talk Gopher out of hurting Heavy any further by negotiating with Gopher to help him pass his exam but Dee made a wrong choice of words and Gopher, mistakenly believing Dee was calling him an idiot, beat him as well.

### "Poker"

Dee sits down with his family and Ches for a game of poker. He seems to be in third place after Ches and Glam until Glam manages to scare Dee into backing off by bringing up how his son hacked through the security system Glam had installed to keep his sons from watching anything inappropriate, much to Ches' amusement. Later the whole family lost to Ches and together they burned the deck.

### "Quest"

Dee goes with his family to an escape room for some family time. When the family enters the building he briefly passes by his crush and they exchange glances before she leaves. The family play as two teams of Parents vs Children until Dee and Vicky end up switching places unintentionally so Dee and Glam quickly win the game before the time is up, beating the escape room's record time in the process. When the family regrouped after the game, Dee was about to tell Vicky and Heavy that they played the game wrong by destroying the wall, but Glam subtly gestured at Dee to let them think they won and Dee complied.

### "Do You Play The Guitar?"

Dee tries to learn how to play the guitar but finds it very difficult. Heavy then comes into his room without knocking, which infuriates Dee and the older teen gets even more frustrated when he finds that Heavy has a natural talent for playing the guitar. As a last resort, Dee grabs the guitar and asks his father to teach him. Glam flat-out tells Dee that he has absolutely no musical talent and will never be a rockstar. Dee, albeit annoyed at his father's words, says that he only wants to learn how to play a couple of songs so Glam takes him to his office, lets Dee use Glam's Gibson guitar and "teaches" Dee how to play a single note by playing said note in a keyboard. Dee is unable to and his frustration gets him into an argument with his father, who once again chews out Dee for not having musical talent while comparing Dee to Heavy, all while yelling at his son that he is going to bring shame upon the family, similar to what Glam's own father did to him. Dee finally leaves, a single tear falling down his cheek while Glam "apologizes", claiming that "maybe" he was too harsh, but Dee brushes him off and goes to his room. He overhears Heavy talking to someone about how he believes his older brother must be "playing like Van Halen" by now. Dee then goes to his laptop and it is revealed that Dee was trying to play the guitar to impress Lif when she asked him if he could. He types "No" and closes the laptop.

### "Morning Beavers"

Dee is mentioned when Heavy, who has to go to his mother's biker club in order to get home since he forgot his keys and nobody was home at the time, tells his mother Dee wasn't home to open the door. This made Vicky get mad at Dee for not telling her that he had gone out until Heavy reminds her that she allowed him to.

### "His Secrets"

Dee is listening to music when he is interrupted by Heavy, who asks if Dee has seen his homework. Dee reminds him that it's in the front pocket before he runs off. As an annoyed Vicky eats her healthy breakfast she asks Dee, referring to him as their "little princess", about why isn't he following his brother to school. Glam explains that Dee will arrive later since he has a school trip. Dee offends his mother by claiming that since she forgot about it she should "lay off the bacon" (due to a comment from Glam about too much bacon causing memory loss) and this results in his angry mother demanding Dee to hand over his phone so that she can check what he's looking at. Glam talks her out of it, claiming that Dee is old enough to have his secrets. Vicky then glares at Dee and tells him that if he isn't going to eat he better leaves and Dee replies that he was just doing that and leaves the house, with Vicky calling him a jerk.

Dee and his classmates are taken to a laboratory, where a scientist talks to them about their experiments in a room full of rats used for animal testing. As the professor talks, Dee notices that a black rat is trying to escape and tries to speak up but gets talked over. In the meantime, another rat escapes so the professor has another worker kill it with an axe in front of the kids, despite the teacher's objections, and the black rat Dee was watching manages to escape its cage and sneaks into Dee's school bag. Dee tries to take the rat out of his bag but the professor notices and bans him from touching his school bag since it's against the rules for the kids to get anything in or out of their bags. Dee, after insulting the doctor's dirty nails for touching his bag, has no choice but to let the rat stay. The tour goes on without any more problems until another employee tells the doctor, who was just bidding goodbye to everyone, that the black rat had escaped and put the place in a lockdown, but to no avail since the rat is already gone. At the bus, Dee ponders on what to do with the rat when a girl notices it and for the rest of the trip Dee is surrounded by his classmates who admire the rat.

At school, his classmates are still surrounding him and the rat as he sits on his desk. Dee looks annoyed at all the unwanted attention until the teacher arrives and everyone take their seats while the rat goes back to Dee's bag. The students all go quiet while the teacher proceeds with the lesson. Diana, a girl who sits at the table next to Dee, stares at him, further annoying Dee. The teacher calls out Diana for this and asks her a question, but she doesn't know the answer. She looks at Dee for help but he gives her the wrong answer on purpose, embarrassing her, while Dee says the correct answer, impressing the teacher. Suddenly the rat sneaks out of Dee's bag and soils the teacher's shoe before returning to it's hiding place. The teacher notices it and demands to know who brought it to class so Diana, wanting to get back at Dee for what he did, admits that Dee brought it with him from the laboratory, enraging the teacher.

When Dee returns home, he walks in on Glam's office and tells his father that he has been called to the school because the teacher "is seeing imaginary rats". But the teacher presents Glam with evidence (his soiled shoe), and when Glam returns home, he goes to Dee's room and talks about how well the meeting went while checking Dee's drawers and other stuff until he reaches a locked box. He wants to know what Dee is hiding there but Dee reminds him that he is old enough to have his secrets, so after taking a long look at his eldest son he reminds Dee about the "No Pets" rule in their household. Even as he leaves he still peeks though Dee's door while repeating "even fish!" until Heavy asks what Glam is doing so he finally backs off. Once he is out of sight, Dee breathes a sigh of relief and opens the box, revealing that he has turned it into a temporary home for the rat until he can find it a home. He then goes to his laptop and asks Lif if she likes rats. She answers positively, but "only black rats". Dee is pleased by this and tells the rat that this is its last chance and that he hopes it doesn't stink too much.

### "Lif"

After lots of preparations, Dee gets ready for his first face to face interaction with the girl he has crush on. He makes sure everything goes according to his plan to the point of blackmailing a classmate to get him to help and getting Heavy in detention so that he won't interfere. Dee has his classmate follow the girl around and, by Dee's orders, slapping her books from her hands as he runs past her. After cursing at the boy, the girl picks up her stuff and Dee prepares to grab her book and hand it back to her when suddenly Heavy, who snuck out of detention, does it instead. Heavy and the girl, whose name is revealed to be Lif, introduce each other and the three of them walk to Lif's place since they all have to take the same path to go home.

As they walk home, Heavy tells Lif about their life and joking about the corpses in the graveyard turning into zombies coming out to attack people. Lif has a good time, happily following along with Heavy's make believe story about him and Dee fighting off zombies but Dee keeps quiet, cursing at Heavy quietly. Once they reach Lif’s house she thanks them for scorting her home tells them she had a good time but notices Dee being angry and asks what's wrong and Heavy mistakely deduces that he is angry that they will be home late for escorting her but Dee denies it and when Heavy asks if she ruined his plans Dee finally loses his patience and chokes Heavy until an uncomfortable Lif says she is going home so Dee regains his composture and tries to ask Lif out to a concert. Lif is very happy and looks like she is about to say yes when Heavy innocently asks how is she going to accompany them when Dee only bought two tickets and the episode ends just as Dee loses his temper again and is ready to yell at Heavy.