Kanan's Pheromoner

*We are ready to get sad again - it's Alphabet Podron time! For this episode, we discussed chapters 1-3 of Victory's Price by Alexander Freed.*

## Episode 155

### **If They Were A** :

Thing podcasters already knew about but everyone else found out about in 2020.

### **A Star Wars Questions**:

**If you could make any kind of Star Wars video game exist with a a snap of your fingers what would it be?**

### **Highlights:**

* Ash is a Fungus with Intrusive Thoughts.
* Which of the Five Biology Kingdoms is each host?
* Link of Hyrule: Ultimate Himbo
* Star Wars Fitness Game
* 20 different covers of Great King Han Solo.
* Blazing Beaks
* GTA Coruscant is what 1313 could have been.
* 18:55 Dexter Jettster Eating.
* Sunk Cost Fallacy
* 23:50 Ackbar Voice
* Jacen Syndulla during the High Command Zoom Meeting
* The Imperials are Retweeting. The New Republic is Cancelled.
* Admiral Ackbar implied immortal. Mon Cala, larva purgills?
* General Ria shoutout.
* Cray Cray Ho'ror'te, alleged Bothan
* Who is this fuckwit from Chandrilla???
* Kanan is a Stinky Boy.
* 1600 words, Star Wars Rebels, Kanan/Hera, POV Kanan Phermones,
* Nath Tenzin's meaty fist.
* Star Wars: Alphabet Squadron: Victory's Price: Meg Bait
* The Shellmonger Tent at the Circus of Mortal Appetites. Second only to the Bone Market.
* Is Bode and Feed just a Quermian divided?
* 45:30 Beak Smooch, CLACK CLACK!
* Note: The Yadeez is not a Star Destroyer.
* Somehow, Operation Cinder has returned.
* "Maybe the real Operation Cinder is the friends we made along the way." - Ash, channeling Soren Keiz
* 55:35 Starfighter fuel can belt steel beams!
* Other characters: Inner demons of guilt and shame. Soren Keiz: A literaly screaming demon droid.
* "As usual, the blood sacrifice was a bad idea." - Meg
* This is what happens when book 2 happens to your therapist.
* Maybe cults weren't the answer after all.
* That's the problems with mushrooms, they grow on you.
* 1:14:45 Slender Mention.
* "Someone just tell me my personality at some point please." - Heath
* Meg is Hera Syndulla and every other Rogue is Jacen Syndulla
* Meg trying to lead an episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CmeDu7K7f4
* "I want my helmeted dudes in seperate franchises." - Saf
* Don't let the helmets touch, that would be a Saf Matter Anihilator.
* Kids, don't double up on condoms.
* Pennywise in the Sarlacc pit.
* Why does nobody say "jeddy"?
* Can you feel the glove tonight?
* SAF stands for Shadowsan Alexander Freed
* All we ask is don't be racist, transphobic, give us an Ewok
* Rogue Podron: That's What You Get

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

What piece of literature would you like to see an episode of *The Book of Boba Fett* be based on?

**Rogue Leader**: .

**Rogue Six**: Peanuts comics.

**Rogue Two**: IT

**Rogue Nine**: Hunger Games

**Rogue Seven**: The God of My World or Tiger Man

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Adam - Don Quixote
* Yubsie -- Pride and Prejudice
* TomtheFanboy -- The Man in the Iron Mask
* Kettch-22 -- Catch-22 (naturally)

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Everyone (from Heath)

Glistening Borgullet Hand Touching Bodhi to Yubsie (from Saf)

Glistening Attack of the Clones Anakin to EVERYONE ELSE

### **This Week's Glistener Question:**

What are the Imperials complaining about the New Republic cancelling this week??