The Wild, Wild Wasteland: Radiation is Everywhere

* 1:39ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: YAY I FINALLY APPEAR IN THE WILD WILD WASTELAND
* 1:40NourGodly1592lol
* 1:40ADgeeLich,can you give me the honors to do the *RP Start* thing- nvm
* 1:40NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 is fainted.
* 1:40Hiddenlich
* Eyeless and three legged mustangs are being chased by blood dragons
* 1:40ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I'M THE STAR HERE!!!!! I WILL HAVE A BIG ROLE!
* 1:40ADgeeAD : Don't break the 4TH WALL!
* 1:40NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 woke up, but felt a severe headache.
* NourGodly1592: What happened...
* 1:41ADgeeAD : I don't know
* 1:41Hiddenlich
* His bed is full of sand, and the roof is barely holding itself together
* 1:41ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: We are randomly in the Mojave desert, my bleu friend
* 1:41Hiddenlich
* The ceiling, not the roof
* 1:41NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Wait, what?
* 1:41ADgeeAren't the ceiling and he roof the same thing?
* 1:41NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: What happened?!
* 1:42ADgeeAD: I don't know. All I remember is a big rock falling at my head and me fainting.
* 1:42Hiddenlich
* The roof is on the outside. The ceiling is on the inside. A ceiling doesn't necessarily have to be underneath the roof
* 1:42ADgee
* Oh.
* 1:42Hiddenlich
* Nour sees a skeleton in the corner of the room with a large worm
* 1:43NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: AH!
* 1:43ADgeeAD felt a little dizzy
* 1:43NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: What's that?
* 1:43HiddenlichThe worm has to have about 50 teeth
* 1:43NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Anyways...
* 1:43ADgeeAD: Probally the skeleton of someone that lived here a loooooong time ago
* 1:43NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Wait.
* NourGodly1592: If that's a skeleton who lived a long time ago.
* 1:44ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: \*Shakes the hand with a skeleton \* Nice to meet you, buddy
* 1:44NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Then, how do we lived with such a youthful body?
* 1:45ADgeeAD: I don't know.I think we just appeared here today
* 1:45NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: It can't be time travel, we just fainted.
* 1:45ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Maybe a portal?
* 1:45ADgeeAD: Maybe we slept for a lloooong time
* 1:45NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Then how we didn't die?
* 1:46HiddenlichThe worm slivers over to Armageddon and tries to bite his foot off
* 1:46ADgeeAD: Maybe someone conserved frozen our bodies,and the ice melted,
* 1:47NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Armageddon, watch out!
* 1:47ADgeeAD: I feel a bit weird.
* 1:47ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon dodges
* 1:47NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 then preses the worm.
* 1:47HiddenlichWorm: KRRPRR!
* 1:47ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I STILL HAVE MY SWORD! \*He tries to slice the worm \*
* 1:47NourGodly1592presses\*
* 1:47Hiddenlich
* The worm explodes into an acidic yellow goo
* 1:48NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Ew.
* NourGodly1592 uses his tissue to wipe off the goo.
* 1:48Hiddenlich
* The tissue burns away
* 1:48NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Oh god!
* NourGodly1592: Wait, will it burn my skin?
* 1:49Hiddenlich
* Nour's pant legs start to disappear, along with his shoes
* The acid is burning them away
* 1:49ADgeeAD: Maybe it only burns artificial materials,like footwear.
* 1:49NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: What the?!
* 1:49Hiddenlich
* Something rams into the door
* 1:49ADgeeAD becomes a bit thirsthy
* 1:49HiddenlichThe house shakes
* 1:50ADgeeAD: Uuggh
* 1:50NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Uh oh.
* 1:50Hiddenlich????: RAHIAA!
* 1:50NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: We need to get out of there silently.
* 1:50Hiddenlich????: RAHIAA!
* The mysterious creature continues to ram into the door
* 1:50ADgeeAD becomes hungry too
* 1:51NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Is there a window?
* 1:51ADgeeAD: Need.....fooood........aand...ddddrriiiiink
* brb getting on my phonr
* 1:51NourGodly1592Okay.
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 1:51Hiddenlich
* There are three windows in the building. One in the main room, and another in the small storage basement
* The third one is in the closet
* 1:52NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 finds the closet and tries to open it.
* 1:52Hiddenlich
* The window is in a box.
* 1:53ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...So..
* 1:53NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: The heck...
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 1:53ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: What should we do?
* 1:54ADgeeAD starts losing his mind
* 1:54HiddenlichThe door breaks down
* 1:54ADgeeAd
* AD: Neeed fooooood
* 1:54HiddenlichA four headed bull with two legs charges into the wall
* 1:54NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: OH GOD!
* NourGodly1592 evades the bull.
* 1:55HiddenlichIt continues to charge into the wall
* 1:55NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Come on...
* 1:55ADgeeAD: Uuuyeergh bleerrgh
* 1:56NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: You stupid bull cannot even able to walk.
* 1:56ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon tries to slay the bull
* 1:56ADgeeA&
* 1:57Hiddenlich
* The bull is unable to feel pain. After seeing Armageddon, the bull slams into him
* 1:57ADgeeAD becomes even hungrier\*
* 1:57NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: ARGH!
* NourGodly1592 uses his knife and jumps over the bull.
* 1:58ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon falls on the ground
* 1:58NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 then tries to kill the bull.
* 1:58ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: This... is terrible!
* 1:58ADgeeAD: Eeergh blaagh
* AD faints
* 1:59HiddenlichThe bull smashes through another wall.
* It becomes unconscious after it hits the ground
* 2:00NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Finally.
* NourGodly1592: Time to get its meat.
* 2:00Hiddenlich
* Nour sees the piles of skeletons and the rubble of buildings
* The ground is scorched into a black sand
* 2:01ADgeeAD wakes up,still hungry
* 2:01NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: God.
* 2:01ADgeeAD: F...foooood
* 2:01NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 slaughters the bull to get its meat.
* 2:02ADgeeAD tries to stand up and walk properly
* 2:02NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 feeds AD with bull meat.
* 2:03ADgeeAD feels a lot better
* AD: Yummm thanks.
* 2:03NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Okay.
* 2:03Hiddenlich
* The building the group was just in collapses
* 2:04NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: BE CAREFUL!
* 2:04ADgeeAD: Aaaah!
* 2:04NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 grabs AD and Armageddon and jumps in the window.
* 2:05Hiddenlich
* It is very dry, and very hot
* 2:05NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Impossible to find water.
* NourGodly1592: But if we were lucky, we will find an oasis here.
* 2:07Hiddenlich
* There is a sound of a rocket hitting the ground
* 2:07NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: What?
* 2:07HiddenlichThere is also gunfire nearby
* 2:07ADgeeAD: I hope theres an oasis near. I might lose my mind anytime.
* 2:07NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: God.
* NourGodly1592: Let's move.
* NourGodly1592 moves
* 2:08ADgeeAD follows
* 2:10NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm, no news yet.
* 2:11Hiddenlich
* A shooter approaches Nour
* 2:11NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: AH!
* 2:11HiddenlichShooter: STAY OUT OF THE WAY CITIZEN!
* 2:11NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: No way.
* 2:12HiddenlichThe shooter points his AK-47 at Nour
* 2:12ADgeeAD: Uuum.
* 2:12NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 gets a throwing knife and throws it at the shooter like a ninja star.
* 2:12ADgeeAD: Good shoot!
* 2:12HiddenlichThe shooter falls down
* 2:13ArmageddongeeITAi always forget of having this chat open, uff
* 2:13HiddenlichShooter: Son of a b\*tch!
* 2:13NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 gets the AK-47 and points at the Shooter.
* 2:13HiddenlichShooter: You don't know what you are doing!
* 2:13NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Shut up.
* 2:13ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: BEAT HIM DOWN, BOSS \*To Nour \*
* 2:13NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Wait.
* NourGodly1592: Do you know where's any water?
* 2:14HiddenlichShooter: F\*
* There is a large explosion around the corner
* 2:15NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: What the?
* 2:15HiddenlichMany more shooters are thrown into the concrete
* 2:15NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: What kind of war are you guys doing?
* 2:15ADgeeAD: A crazy one.
* 2:16HiddenlichShooter: We were winning this battle until you showed up!
* 2:16NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: -\_-
* NourGodly1592: Well, I will leave you like that, then.
* 2:17HiddenlichShooter: You just cost this ruined city order and protection from the wasteland!
* 2:17NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: What...?
* NourGodly1592: What's going on?
* 2:17ADgeeAD: No idea.
* 2:18HiddenlichShooter: Just put me out of my misery...
* 2:18NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Nope.
* NourGodly1592 grabs his throwing star from the shooter and then continues to move.
* knife\*\
* 2:18HiddenlichShooter: \*SSHOLE!!!
* 2:19NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: We need to find oasis, I'm starting to feel thirsty.
* 2:20ADgeeAD:Me too.
* 2:20Hiddenlich
* Nour sees a group of raiders that look like this: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/87/20/66/872066880dfff4edd173184840e1caab.jpg
* 2:21NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Huh?
* NourGodly1592 goes slowly to the raiders.
* 2:21HiddenlichRaider: Hold it right there!
* 2:22NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Sorry, but do you know where is any water?
* 2:22ADgeeAD (whispers): Those don't look trustworthy.
* 2:23HiddenlichRaider: Water? Hah! We have water!
* Raider: But it will make you sick.
* 2:23NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: God.
* NourGodly1592: No filters here?
* 2:23HiddenlichRaider: There is this stuff in the air... it's called radiation? Has radiation fried your brain of any common sense?
* Raider: No answer?
* 2:24NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: I said filters, how the hell does this have any to radiation?
* NourGodly1592: Nevermind, we just need water. I'm seriously dehydrated.
* 2:25HiddenlichRaider: It has everything-
* The raider is shot in the chest
* 2:25NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Wait, what?!
* 2:25HiddenlichRaider: Agh...
* The raider collapses
* 2:25NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Uh oh.
* NourGodly1592: We need to run away.
* 2:25Hiddenlich
* More shooters arrive
* 2:26ADgeeAD: Aaah \*runs away\*
* 2:26NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 also runs away.
* 2:30Hiddenlich
* Some of the shooters run after Nour and AD
* 2:30NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Oh crap.
* 2:31ADgeeAD: Oh god.
* 2:31NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 reloads the AK-47 and tries to shoot at the shooters.
* 2:31ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon appears behind a shooter and tries to decapitate it
* 2:32ADgeeAD swallows a bullet
* 2:32NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: ...
* 2:32Hiddenlich
* Many of the shooters are killed by Nour and Armageddon
* 2:32ADgeeAD: Blaargh!
* 2:32NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 does CPR to AD.
* 2:32ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: k buddies, i am back
* 2:33ADgeeAD spits the bullets to a Shooter's face
* bullet\*
* 2:33NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Phew.
* NourGodly1592: We should get a better place to stay.
* 2:33ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: We should flee from this wasteland.
* 2:34NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: We cannot.
* 2:34ADgeeAD: The bullet tasted horribly!
* 2:34ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Why can't we?
* 2:35NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: You are dreaming. -\_-
* 2:35ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
* 2:35NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: God.
* 2:35Hiddenlich????: There's no... escape from the wasteland....
* 2:35NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Huh?
* 2:35ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...who are you?
* 2:35NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 gets ready to his gun.
* 2:35ADgeeAD: Oh boy, atleast I haave this hot sauce bottle.
* 2:36Hiddenlich
* A figure with the mask of a skull approaches the group from the shadows of a collapsed building
* 2:36NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Uh.
* NourGodly1592 points at the figure.
* 2:36ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Plague K-Oh no, it isn't him
* 2:36Hiddenlich????: The world has ended. It will remain ended as long as humanity, or any sentient life walks this scorched Earth
* 2:37NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Wh-Who are you?
* 2:37ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: So we're basically THE LAST SANE SURVIVORS?
* 2:37ADgeeAD: Idk what is he talking about?
* AD drinks a bit of the bottle
* 2:38NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: What about those Shooters?
* 2:38ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: they randomly attack...
* 2:39Hiddenlich????: The once unionized world has devolved into tribal-like governments.
* ????: The Shooters and the Raiders may be polar opposites, but their systems of ruling are alike.
* ????: They both have dictatorships, and they both use brute force to gain their way
* 2:40ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...mphf, useless violence.
* 2:40NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Well, is there anyway to get any good chance of survival?
* 2:41Hiddenlich????: You should head to the neutral settlements. They tend to have societies adapted to this rough wasteland
* 2:42NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 arms down the gun.
* NourGodly1592: Where?
* 2:43Hiddenlich????: Travel to the east until you reach the Big Red Valley
* ????: Use context clues to guess what "The Big Red Valley" looks like
* 2:44NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Well, thank you very much for helping us.
* 2:44Hiddenlich????: You are welcome...
* 2:44ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Thanks. Just to know, what's your name?
* 2:44Hiddenlich
* ???? leaves
* 2:44NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Nevermind.
* NourGodly1592 looks at his bag and finds his compass.
* NourGodly1592: We should be able to go easily, if we were able to find some water.
* 2:45ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: What if we drink our piss? I mean, there's no water anywhere.
* 2:45NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Sorry. I don't think so.
* 2:46ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Okay, okay.
* 2:46Hiddenlich
* There are some dirty puddles of water on the ground, but they most likely contain high levels of radiation
* 2:46NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm...
* NourGodly1592 looks at his bag to find any filters.
* 2:46Hiddenlich
* There are skeletons of dead geckoes near them
* 2:47ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...i think that's undrinkable
* 2:47NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Nope, no filters.
* 2:47Hiddenlich
* One of the skeletons has a cardboard sign that says "15% off"
* 2:48NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm, it seems that the water was pricier than normal.
* 2:48ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Yeah, i see \*Laughs
* 2:48NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 puts the sign on his bag and grabs some puddles of water on a metal box. and continues to move to east.
* 2:49ADgeeAD follows
* 2:49ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: well, i can survive there for quite some time.
* 2:50ADgeeAD: Im not acostummed to this.
* 2:50Hiddenlich
* Black and brittle branches are pushed around on the ground by the hot wind
* 2:50NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Huh?
* NourGodly1592: Let's look at those branches.
* NourGodly1592 looks at the branches.
* 2:52ADgeeAD: This means there might slight vegetation around.
* 2:53NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Or we could get materials here.
* 2:53ArmageddongeeITA-Armageddon: Uhm... yeah, you are right.
* 2:53ADgeeAD: Yeeah.
* 2:54NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 takes the tape.
* NourGodly1592: Is there anything written to it?\
* 2:55Hiddenlich
* The tape is fresh
* 2:55NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: We might use them later.
* NourGodly1592 puts it in his bag.
* 2:55ADgeeAD:I dont know. We dont have anything to play it.
* 2:56ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: We might sell it?
* 2:57Hiddenlich
* Hissing thunder can be heard from the distance
* 2:58NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Okay, I think it's going to rain.
* NourGodly1592: Hmm...
* NourGodly1592: Maybe I could make an umbrella with the sign and some tape?
* 2:59ADgeeAD: I think there are big clouds coming
* 2:59NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm, is the tape long enough?
* SwiftVisionX has entered Daigee Central
* 2:59SwiftVisionXhello
* 2:59ADgeeAD: Are those waterproof
* 2:59SwiftVisionXsorry i went afk
* 2:59NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: It supposed so.
* 2:59ADgeeHey Swift
* 3:00SwiftVisionXbut ya hidden im alright
* how about u
* 3:00NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 tries to use the sign and wad of tapes to do waterproof sign.
* 3:00ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Ok, this is fine
* Armageddon: We might drink from the rain!
* 3:01ADgeeAD: Is it potable?
* 3:02NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Almost done.
* 3:02ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I don't know, but whateve
* 3:03NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Done!
* NourGodly1592: The tape was long enough to cover the sign, but no idea if it's waterproof or not.
* 3:04ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Nice job, buddy!
* 3:04NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Thank you!
* 3:04ADgeeAD: I got some sauce bottles. Those are tasty but a bit spicy.
* 3:04Hiddenlich(I'm doing good Swift)
* 3:04NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Wait, put some in the sign to see if the slip right out of it.
* 3:04ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ok.
* 3:05Hiddenlich
* The yellowish brown clouds crackle overhead as the group works on the sign
* 3:05NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Uh h.
* ADgee has left Daigee Central.
* 3:06NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Oh\*
* NourGodly1592: Something tells me it's the acid rain.
* 3:06ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: You don't need to be a scientist to tell that
* 3:07NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Argh.
* NourGodly1592: Here goes nothing.
* NourGodly1592 covers himself and Armageddon in the sign.
* 3:08ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Well, let's try
* ADgee has entered Daigee Central
* 3:08NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 and Armageddon continues to move East
* 3:08ADgeeAD: Hey what about me?
* 3:09NourGodly1592You are in.
* lol
* 3:09ADgeeAD follows
* oh
* 3:09Hiddenlich
* The cardboard sign is about the size of a standard eraser (Because it was used on a gecko)
* 3:10NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Crap.
* Why you didn't tell us so?
* lol
* 3:10Hiddenlich
* There were only gecko skeletons at the puddles.
* I mentioned that
* 3:11NourGodly1592oh.
* NourGodly1592: Crap.
* 3:11Hiddenlich
* Lightning hits the ground all around the group of survivors
* 3:11NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Oh god!
* 3:11ADgeeAD: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
* 3:11NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: RUN!
* 3:11ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Hm... shit!
* 3:11NourGodly1592The group runs to East.
* 3:13Hiddenlich
* It starts to rain radioactive acid from the clouds
* 3:13ADgeeAD: Aaaah! OH SHIT!
* 3:14NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: We better to run before it harms us.
* 3:16ADgeeAD: If there was something that could propel us like a rocket..
* 3:16NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: I got one!
* NourGodly1592: But it needed fuel.
* 3:17ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: OH SHIT
* 3:17NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 gets on his bag a mini-car that's expandable to a full-sized propeller.
* 3:18ADgeeAD drops one of his bottk
* bottles
* 3:18NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 gets the bottle.
* NourGodly1592: No choice but to try this.
* 3:19ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Whoa...
* 3:19ADgeeThe bottle uncovers and propels away
* 3:19NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: May be funny, but we need to survive right now.
* NourGodly1592: OOOOO!
* NourGodly1592: When this rain will en-
* The fuel ran out, and the propeller stops.
* 3:22ADgeeAD: Oh god
* 3:23NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: ?
* 3:23Hiddenlich
* A 5 foot tall human comes out of the dirty
* Dirt
* 3:24NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: OH!
* 3:24ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Well, this excalated quickly
* 10:53Hiddenlich\*The human runs after the two on all four limbs
* 10:53NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: THE HECK:?!
* NourGodly1592: What kind of evolution is that?
* 10:53Hiddenlich\*It tries to bite Nour in the leg
* 10:54NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 kicks the human.
* 10:54ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon slashes the human's head.
* 10:55Hiddenlich\*Armageddon beheads the human
* 10:55NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: This is not a human, this is an animal.
* 10:55Hiddenlich\*The corpse falls on the ground, and orange blood pours out of it
* 10:55ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: You truly are a scientist, huh?
* 10:55NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Shut up.
* 10:55ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon cleans his sword from the orange blood
* 10:56NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm, we should take this for examination, maybe the place would have some science equipments.
* NourGodly1592: I thought the rain is over, I'm seriously damaged.
* 10:57ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: WHOA.
* 10:58Hiddenlich\*Lightning strikes 8 meters away from Armageddon (If this is a double post, then I'm lagging)
* 10:58ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ....Luckily us Leaxians are very resistant.
* 10:58NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Wait, what?
* NourGodly1592: I thought you are... nevermind.
* NourGodly1592 continues to go east.
* 10:58ArmageddongeeITA(Armageddon and Armageddongee are two different characters XD)
* 10:59NourGodly1592That's why I said nevermind.
* xD
* NourGodly1592: Argh, is there any first-aid kit.
* 10:59ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Sadly not...
* 11:00Hiddenlich\*The wind picks up the scorched dirt and blows it across the open wasteland
* 11:00NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: NOT AGAIN!
* 11:00Hiddenlich\*It begins to downpour
* 11:00ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: BLOODY HELL.
* Armageddon covers his face.
* 11:00NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 covers Armageddon, for his sake.
* 11:00Hiddenlich\*There is a gas station nearby
* 11:01NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Lucky!
* 11:01ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Thanks, buddy!
* 11:01NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 grabs Armageddon with him and runs to the Gas Station
* 11:01Hiddenlich\*It's damaged from the bombings, but there is still some shelter eft for the two to hide underneath
* \*Left
* 11:01ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon enters
* 11:01NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 hides, with Armageddon, in the shelter.
* 11:02ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ....It could be worse, huh
* 11:02NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: At least we got shelter.
* 11:03ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: And some food....
* 11:03Hiddenlich\*Lightning strikes a car. It creates a massive explosion
* 11:03NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Crap.
* NourGodly1592: We have a cursed lightning.
* 11:04ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: It's following us or what?
* 11:04NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Keep here, I will see the car.
* 11:04ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: It's dangerous.
* 11:04Hiddenlich\*The car is just separated pieces of debris and shrapnel
* 11:06NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Some shrapnel would help.
* 11:06Hiddenlich\*The low level areas are flooded with the acid rain
* 11:06NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Crap.
* NourGodly1592 grabs the shrapnels and then puts it in his back.
* 11:07ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Maybe you can get some material from it! \*From inside\*
* 11:07NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Yes, that's why I need them.
* NourGodly1592: Or use some of them for ignition.
* 11:07Hiddenlich\*A barrage of lightning circles around the gas station and the car
* 11:08NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: OH GOD!
* NourGodly1592 goes to the shelter instantly and hides from it.
* 11:08ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ....Those lightnings aren't natural...
* 11:08NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: You don't say.
* 11:09ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I'll go check them. They can't kill me.
* 11:09Hiddenlich\*The wind picks up again. However, this time the rain stops
* Sling King has joined the chat.
* 11:10NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: I think not.
* Hi Sling.
* 11:10Sling KingHi
* I came for a quick visit
* but i see you are busy
* goodbye!
* 11:11ArmageddongeeITAwell, bye slingy!
* 11:11NourGodly1592Cya.
* Sling King has left the chat.
* 11:12NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: It seems that we will sleep here.
* NourGodly1592: Luckily, I got some beds needed.
* 11:13ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Do you think we'll survive this?
* 11:14NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: I hope so.
* pillow\*
* lol nvm
* 11:14ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Well, whatever...
* 11:14NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 gets two of the camping beds and gives one of them to Armageddon.
* 11:16ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon uses it
* Armageddon: Thanks, buddy. Do you want something to eat? I still have something remained
* 11:18NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Nah, I have one of the bull meat I have slaughtered earlier.
* meats\*
* 11:19ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Are you Sure it isn't toxic?
* 11:19NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Well, I have ate some of them, and I don't see any negative issues, not even stomach issues.
* 11:19ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Nice.
* 11:20NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: But my digestive system is different, so I'm not sure if it's safe for you or not.
* 11:20Hiddenlich\*The winds starts to recede
* 11:21NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: I want to sleep, I really sleepy.
* I'm\*
* NourGodly1592: Wish you good night.
* 11:21ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Hm... good night.
* 11:22NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 sleeps.
* 11:22ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon guards.
* 11:23NourGodly1592(Can I fast forward?)
* 11:23Hiddenlich\*9 hours later
* \*Nour feels something licking his face
* 11:24NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Huh?
* 11:24ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon looks at the thing
* 11:24NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: AH!
* 11:24Hiddenlichhttp://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/external?url=http://content6.video.news.com.au/ZxdmV3czo\_E3kPj9ODZDTGz4wq33\_2LB/promo250391646&width=650&api\_key=kq7wnrk4eun47vz9c5xuj3mc
* Mutant Cow: Moo...
* 11:24NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: The heck?!
* 11:24ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: WHAT THE  !? Armageddon slays the cow
* 11:24HiddenlichCaravaneer: HEY!
* 11:25NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: ?
* 11:25ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: uh?
* 11:25Hiddenlich\*A caravaneer charges at Armageddon with an axe
* 11:25NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: WAIT!
* 11:25HiddenlichCaravaneer: THAT WAS MY COW!
* 11:25NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: How would we know?
* 11:26Hiddenlich\*The caravaneer lunges towards Armageddon
* 11:27NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 catches the caravaneer.
* NourGodly1592: Just. Calm. Down.
* 11:27HiddenlichCaravaneer: YOU SON OF A B\*TCH!
* Caravaneer: THAT WAS MY LIFE! NOW I CAN'T SELL ANYTHING!
* 11:27NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: CALM DOWN FOR SAKE!
* 11:28ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon tries to decapitate the caravaneer
* 11:28NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: No, don't.
* 11:28Hiddenlich\*Armageddon kills him
* \*He loses karma
* 11:28NourGodly1592karma?
* 11:28ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I might eat his flesh..
* 11:28NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Don't.
* 11:28Hiddenlich\*Or morality. Which ever one
* \*Which ever one works for you
* 11:29NourGodly1592okay.
* NourGodly1592: We need to continue.
* NourGodly1592 puts the camping beds in his bag at its portable size and then continues to the east.
* 11:29ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Well, whatever
* 11:30Hiddenlich\*Within a few hours, they approach a huge fort with spikes on every wall
* 11:31ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: This place is... strange atleast.
* 11:32HiddenlichSpeaker: Well, come in! The gate is open you know! I doubt you want to stay outside very long
* 11:32NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Thank you sir.
* NourGodly1592 and Armageddon enters the gate
* 11:33Hiddenlich\*They entered a crowded city
* 11:33ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...Uhm, hello.
* 11:33Hiddenlich\*Enter
* \*Mutants approach the two
* 11:33NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: O\_O
* 11:34HiddenlichMutant 1: Ss... identification...
* 11:34NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Uh.
* 11:34ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Simon \*Impronounceable surname\*, also known as Armageddon. From the Leaxian Confederation.
* 11:34HiddenlichMutant 1: Hmm...
* Mutant 1: Any cards of some sort?
* 11:35NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Oh yes.
* 11:35ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon shows his citizen card.
* 11:35NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 shows his presidency card, because he was the president of the defunt Democratic Union of Norish.
* \*thinking that the country got destroyed before.\*
* 11:36HiddenlichMutant 1: Sss...
* Mutant 2: Alright. You two look legit
* 11:36NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Do you have any water that's at least little bit radioactive?
* 11:37ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...I miss home.
* 11:37HiddenlichMutant 2: Do what you like, but don't kill anyone, rape anyone, stone anyone, etc.
* 11:37NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Okay.
* 11:37HiddenlichMutant 3: Head to the waterhole in sub-level 5...
* 11:37ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I'd never do that.... Teheh. Bye!
* 11:38NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Stop being suspicious.
* NourGodly1592 finds the waterhole.
* 11:38Hiddenlich\*There is an incredibly long line
* \*About 51 people counting Armageddon and Nour and waiting to get water
* \*Are waiting
* 11:39NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: God.
* 11:39HiddenlichTenzin the Merchant: Are you an explorer? Come get your side arms and knives here!
* 11:40NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm, it seems actually a good city.
* NourGodly1592: Reminding of some Arabian merchants.
* 11:40ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: For the Wyz's sake. I'd never give up my sword.
* 11:40HiddenlichSiterria: \*From a pole stand\* Come to Enlightenment to feel like an adult!
* 11:41NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Uh.
* NourGodly1592: A hooker?
* NourGodly1592: ...seriously.
* 11:42ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: N-No ladies for me.
* 11:42HiddenlichMutant 4: Do you hate the new arrivals in the Mojave? Join the Blue Star Freedom Brigade. We will give them hell for wanting a dictatorship in the land of the free!
* 11:42NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: I think the people is poor.
* 11:42Hiddenlich\*These countless people are just advertising to the general public
* 11:43NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Well.
* 11:43Hiddenlich\*A group of cloaked and hooden men with skull masks pass the line near the watering hole
* 11:43NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Huh...
* 11:43Hiddenlich\*Hooded men
* 11:43NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Looks similar to me, but whatever.
* 11:44Hiddenlich\*After a few hours, Nour and Armageddon finally reach the watering hole distribution site
* 11:44ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Finally.
* 11:45NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm.
* 11:45Hiddenlich\*They can take up to two small bottles of purified water once a day
* 11:45NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Great.
* 11:45ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon takes the bottle and drinks a quarter of it.
* 11:46NourGodly1592NourGodly1592 gets one of the bottles and then saves it for later.
* NourGodly1592: Let's get out of here, we don't want to make them wait for long time.
* 11:47ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Yeah, let's go away. But where?
* 11:47Hiddenlich\*There is gunfire coming from the ground level
* 11:48NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Crap.
* 11:48Hiddenlich????: KASU LEBA HAR!
* 11:48NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: I will see what's going on, you will go and check if there's any shelter here.
* NourGodly1592 goes on the ground level.
* 11:48Hiddenlich\*A thief trips down the stairs and a pile of credits tumble down the stairs
* 11:49ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Hm? Okay.
* Armageddon searchs for shelters
* 11:49Hiddenlich\*People waiting in line for water take the credits and keep them for themselves
* 11:49NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm...
* NourGodly1592 gets out of the water hole and goes with Armageddon.
* 11:50HiddenlichMetal Merchant: GREA SULLID! GREA SULLID!
* \*The thief hops down to the stairs landing, killing himself
* 11:51NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm, see if I could get some food here or not.
* 11:51ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uhm, why not?
* 11:51NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: They talk in weird language.
* NourGodly1592: So I might be afraid that they couldn't talk English.
* 11:52ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Yeah, i see. What about morse code?
* 11:52Hiddenlich\*The metal merchant goes back to his house and shoots his gun at the walls
* 11:52NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: ?
* 11:53ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...what?
* 11:53NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: The country is really poor. I saw a lot of people took the credits away from a theif.
* NourGodly1592: thief\*
* NourGodly1592: The irony.
* 11:54HiddenlichTenzin the Merchant: Unfortunately, you are right.
* 11:54ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...We can help economy, huh?
* Armageddon takes out a book
* "Capitalism for dummies"
* He starts reading it
* 11:54HiddenlichTenzin the Merchant: There is no economy here.
* 11:55NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: \*facepalm\*
* 11:55ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: WHAT
* 11:55HiddenlichTenzin the Merchant: There is only rules. No one enforces them.
* 11:55NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Well, pardon me, but can you tell us who are you?
* 11:55HiddenlichTenzin the Merchant: My name is Tenzin Tiega.
* 11:55ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Is this the only safe place around here?
* 11:56HiddenlichTenzin the Merchant: Other than the private and isolated bunkers, I am afraid so
* Tenzin the Merchant: Years have passed since the Dominion fell from power and the Mojave became a divided region
* Tenzin the Merchant: Many settlements resorted to becoming raiders
* 11:57ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...I have an idea...
* Armageddon: ...a CRAZY idea!
* 11:57HiddenlichTenzin the Merchant: ?
* 11:57NourGodly1592Well, be right back.
* Pretend that I'm searching for shelter but quietly.
* 11:58HiddenlichTenzin the Merchant: Hey!
* 11:58ArmageddongeeITALOL
* Armageddon: ...uh
* 11:58Hiddenlich\*Someone is beating on an elderly women
* \*Woman
* \*Tenzin breaks up the fight and slams the person to the ground
* Tenzin: What are you trying to do?
* Person: She has my rum!
* 11:59ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Mhpf. Never be disrespectful towards a woman.
* 11:59HiddenlichTenzin: Do you mean her rum?
* Person: But she wouldn't let me buy it!
* Tenzin: She doesn't have to sell it to you. It's hers
* 12:00NourGodly1592back
* NourGodly1592: Uh.
* 12:00HiddenlichPerson: Fine.
* 12:00ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Nour! Nour!
* 12:00Hiddenlich\*The person runs off
* 12:00ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: You were a politician, right?
* 12:00NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Yes.
* 12:01ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: And i am a warrior...
* 12:01HiddenlichTenzin: \*To the woman\* Let one of us merchants know if someone is beating on you again lady
* \*The elderly woman walks off somewhere else
* 12:01ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: If we team up, we could put up an army and conquer this desert, ending anarchy and chaos!
* 12:01NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: In that worst state, we couldn't.
* 12:01Hiddenlich\*Mutant 4 approaches Armageddon
* Mutant 4: Conquer the desert? Ha
* 12:02NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: And be careful what are you saying next time.
* 12:02ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...Yeah, that was just an idea
* 12:02HiddenlichMutant 4: This place will never be conquered. It's too wild.
* Mutant 4: Raiders, mutants, savages, animals, you name it!
* 12:02ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Well, it's the "Wild, Wild Wasteland"roleplay after all.
* 12:03NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Stop breaking the 4th wall.
* NourGodly1592: Anyways.
* 12:03HiddenlichMutant 4: Only mother nature can tame it when she recovers from those nukes that caused the world to end
* 12:03ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Are there any mercenaries, mutant?
* 12:03HiddenlichMutant 4: Well... I wouldn't call them mercenaries... but there are a group of freedom fighters
* 12:04NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Oh god no.
* NourGodly1592: I still need to find some shelter, do you know where is anything similar to hotel?
* 12:04ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Where are those?
* 12:04HiddenlichMutant 4: Ha. Exactly. They are more of terrorists than freedom fighters. And there is a tenement nearby
* Mutant 4: It's only a few credits per night.
* 12:05NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Hmm, I don't have any of those credits.
* 12:05ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon grabs nour's hand and goes searching for the freedom fighters
* 12:05NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: STOP IT!
* NourGodly1592 stops, makes Armageddon fall.
* 12:06ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: WE SHALL DO THIS!
* 12:06Hiddenlich\*Another group of secret society members passes Armageddon and Nour
* 12:06NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: We could get killed easily.
* NourGodly1592: Whoa...
* 12:06ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: We could get killed easily even if we don't!
* 12:07NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: For now. no.
* NourGodly1592: There's too many raiders and shooters out there.
* 12:07ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Well, do whatever you want, i'll do it!
* 12:07NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: As you wish.
* NourGodly1592: I just did that for your safety's sake.
* 12:08ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I'm sorry, Nour, but my life's for action. I hope you survive.
* 12:08NourGodly1592NourGodly1592: Don't worry.
* 12:09Hiddenlich\*And so the two newcomers part their ways... what will they do in such as Wild, Wild Wasteland?