YouTube Poop - Brandon and the Journey to the Giant's Castle/Transcript

## Transcript

* (theme song starts)
* Kevin Duala: Brandon. (Engie Benjy: Brandon.)
* Kevin Duala and Engie Benjy: The little blue man in his blue bike.
* Children: (spoken) Blue's Clues!
* Blue: (barking) Bow-bow!
* Jollop: (barking) Woof!
* Kevin Duala: Stubbin Woow nibbutS StubbbbutS Stubbin Wood dooW Wood.
* Kevin Duala and Engie Benjy: There's Billy Swift and Jack Skelhorn.
* Jack Skelhorn: (yelling in Cranky Doodle Donkey's voice) NOPONY CALLS ME DOODLE!!!
* Kevin Duala and Engie Benjy: And Sam Herrington and all his special friends.
* (theme song ends)
* (The scene cuts inside to Brandon's house.)
* Stephen Fry: Brandon's friend Billy Jean is coming to dinner.
* (song starts)
* Steve (from Smash Mouth): (faster) So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
* (song ends)
* Brandon Cockburn: Oh, I wonder what can that be.
* Ellie Brooks: Brandon, Brandon, have you heard the news?
* Brandon Cockburn: No, Ellie Brooks. I been talking to my vegetables.
* Ellie Brooks: Fuck you, Brandon! Fuck off!
* (The scene cuts outside to Brandon's house.)
* Brandon Cockburn: Everybody would think this was my unlucky day.
* Sam Herrington: Now then, little Brandon. (shots his gun at Brandon Cockburn)
* Brandon Cockburn: Ow, Sam!
* Sam Herrington: I have evah have evah have to ask you, where you was in the middle of the night, Brandon.
* Brandon Cockburn: I was in bed of course. Why?
* Sam Herrington: Because, someone has stolen, jam farts, meme pies and meme cakes.
* Brandon Cockburn: You surely don't think I would do such a shocking thing.
* Sam Herrington: You're the only one in Stubbin Wood, who jingles when he walks. Because you got the zip on your ass.
* Brandon Cockburn: I did steal Miss Buckingham's lard. I did, did, did did did did.
* Sam Herrington: That's enough dids! (pooping) Ooh! Look what you made me do! You made me poo! Right, I'll say "Roger Moore" for now, Brandon. But if you're not telling the truth. Well. LOOK OUT!!!
* (Meanwhile...)
* Courtney Rayworth: Have a glass of water.
* Kane Shelbourne: I'm going to a 100 miles an hour.
* (song starts)
* The Queen Band: Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
* (song ends)
* Billy Swift: Ow!
* Kane Shelbourne: Whatever next.
* Billy Swift: A least, I've still got my balls. What I'm worried about is the rest of my bible. It's ruined. And I've got no money saved up. So I can't buy a new one.
* Brandon Cockburn: I've got no money either, but.
* (Suddenly, Brandon Cockburn has an idea, the scene where Brandon Cockburn goes to the church to get a bible.)
* Postman Pat: It was a leather bound bible.
* (The scene cuts outside to Brandon Cockburn's house.)
* Brandon Cockburn: A bible! Billy will be thrilled.
* Bible #1: Now, we're getting some place.
* (The scene cuts inside to Brandon Cockburn's house.)
* Billy Swift: That's so kind.
* Brandon Cockburn: I hope you'd be please.
* Billy Swift: I'm delighted!
* Brandon Cockburn: Who's that noisy person. Come in. Sam?
* Sam Herrington: I am in, Brandon.
* (The scene cuts to Sam Herrington talking.)
* Sam Herrington: Did you or did you not go to Mr. Nick's house and play the sax and lay the stacks of alligators without eight leaders at his gateway.
* (The scene cuts outside to Mr. Nick's house, Brandon Cockburn and the Alligators playing the saxs.)
* (The scene cuts inside to Brandon Cockburn's house.)
* Brandon Cockburn: I didn't play any saxs.
* Ellie Brooks: Uh, Sam?
* Sam Herrington: One moment. Taynie Hopkinson saw you play the saxs of food.
* Ellie Brooks: Uh, excuse me?
* Sam Herrington: Fuck off, Ellie Brooks. What have you...
* Ellie Brooks: Uh, excuse me?
* Sam Herrington: (in The Fat Controller's voice) Silence!
* Michael Angelis: Called The Fat Controller.
* Sam Herrington: What have you done with your saxs, are they here?
* Billy Swift: I've heard enough. Oh dear. How dare you to cause Brandon to be an ass.
* Sam Herrington: What? What's all this?
* Ellie Brooks: I've been trying to tell you.
* Brandon Cockburn: The bully, they're orgs.
* Billy Swift: There you are, Sam. Oh dear. I think that's quite enough McFlurry.
* Sam Herrington: The point is, Brandon played the sax and he's played.
* Woody: Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, everyday.
* Sam Herrington: Dear me. What is that awful noise? Whoa!
* (Wasted!)
* Sam Herrington: Oh, it's you Snoop Dogg.
* Billy Swift: Funny place to have a shit, Sam.
* Sam Herrington: I'm not having a shit. I'm arresting Snoop Dogg.
* Billy Swift: Are you should arrest the bullies?
* Brandon Cockburn: Look, James is constipated.
* James Fuller: (pooping in the toilet)
* Riley Fusson and James Fuller: (snorting)
* Billy Swift: Those bullies are snorting cocoa.
* Sam Herrington: Yes.
* Mater: (snorting)
* Sam Herrington: In the Den. Now. WE MUST VERY!!! Be quiet.
* Riley Fusson: Who's out there?
* James Fuller: We've been found. Come on, Riley.
* Sam Herrington: Come back here you two. Oh dear. Come on, Billy Swift. We have to find them in the dark. Come back here you bullies.
* Billy Swift and Sam Herrington: (chasing Riley Fusson and James Fuller)
* Riley Fusson and James Fuller: (going to the Seaside portal) Whoa! Whoa!
* Billy Swift and Sam Herrington: (going to the Giant's Castle portal) Whoa! Whoa!
* The Head: Smart peggy! Twank twank!
* Billy Swift and Sam Herrington: (inside the Giant's Castle portal) Whoa! Whoa! (arrived at the Giant's Castle) Oof!
* Sam Herrington: Are we in the Giant's Castle?!
* Billy Swift: I feel a bit funny. Where are those naughty bullies?
* The Bullies: (at the Beach)
* The Giant: (offscreen) Fee fi fo fum!
* Billy Swift: What's that noise?
* The Castle: (door opening slowly)
* Billy Swift: Who's there?
* The Castle: (rumbling)
* The Zombies: Fee fi fo fum! Fee fi fo fum! Fee fi fo fum! Fee fi fo fum!
* Billy Swift and Sam Herrington: Ooh!
* The Zombies: (chasing Billy Swift and Sam Herrington) Fee fi fo fum! Fee fi fo fum! Fee fi fo fum! Fee fi fo fum! Fee fi fo fum! Fee fi fo fum!
* Bill: After that paint machine, Corky.
* Corky: I'm right behind you, Bill.
* Billy Swift and Sam Herrington: (falling into the cannon)
* Billy Swift: Well, Sam. Would you like breakfast? We can have some butter on toast with some chocolate milk.
* Sam Herrington: Whoa!
* The Cannon: (explodes)
* Billy Swift and Sam Herrington: (flying away and escaping from the Giant's Castle) Ooh!
* Billy Swift: Do calm down, Woody. We can both play.
* The Bullies: (at the Beach)
* The Giant: Fee fi fo fum!
* The Fat Controller: Silence!
* Michael Angelis: Called The Fat Controller.
* (the end)