Mr. Horse

"What kind of a lunatic are you? Do you just walk up to strangers on the street and tell them, "Hey, Mister! You want to hear some sick stories of my twisted youth!?"

- Mr. Horse to Ren after the latter tells him his problems.

Mr. Horse is a secondary character in Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon, he was voiced by John Kricfalusi. He made two appearances in "Adult Party Cartoon", the first being in "Ren Seeks Help" as a psychologist, and in "Stimpy's Pregnant" as a doctor.

## Biography

Mr. Horse first appeared in the episode "Ren Seeks Help" after Ren severely hurt Stimpy's feelings. Ren walks into Mr. Horse's office, and Mr. Horse tells Ren to take a seat. Ren then begins to explain to Mr. Horse about his dark past as a child, such as torturing small bugs, and a frog. After Ren explains his issues to Mr. Horse, Mr. Horse becomes angry, yelling at Ren and cursing him. Ren becomes scared, saying he beared his soul to Mr. Horse, and asks him what type of psychologist he is. Mr. Horse snaps back, saying, "PSYCHOLOGIST? ARE YOU ***NUTS?*** **I'm a HORSE!"** He then beats Ren, quite realistically. But Ren retaliates and fights back in a brutal and feral fashion, eventually beating him to death.

He would somehow appear again in the final episode, "Stimpy's Pregnant", after Ren believes Stimpy is going to have a baby. Dr. Horse along with a Sheep Nurse help deliver Ren's child, however it turns out to be feces. Dr. Horse makes the poop into a child, who Ren and Stimpy name "Little Ricky".

## Appears in

"Ren Seeks Help" ( Adult Party Cartoon Debut )

"Stimpy's Pregnant"

## Quotes

"Of course not, Mr. Hoek"

- Mr. Horse to Ren after Ren says he isn't crazy.

"Lets just calm down. It's perfectly normal to be nervous talking to a professional."

- Mr. Horse trying to calm Ren down.

"Now relax and we'll see just how sick you really are, shall we?."

- Mr. Horse to Ren.

"If you must."

-Mr. Horse when Ren asks if he can tell him about his childhood.

"And, uh, how did you sleep that night?"

- Mr. Horse when Ren tells him he prolonged a frog's suffering.

"Okay, continue."

-Mr. Horse to Ren

"This, uh, Stimpy fella, do you love him?"

- Mr. Horse asking Ren if he loves Stimpy

"What did you do, Mr. Hoek?"

- Mr. Horse asking Ren to tell him what he did to Stimpy.

"So you wanna know what's wrong with you? You really wanna know what's wrong with you? I'll tell you what's wrong with you... ***YOU'RE F\*\*\*ING CRAZY, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!"***

- Mr. Horse becoming angry at Ren.

"***THAT'S RIGHT! YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP, AWAY FROM DECENT NORMAL PEOPLE***."

- Mr. Horse telling Ren he needs to be in prison.

"Psychologist? Are you ***nuts?!*** I'm a horse! You crazy son of a bitch! I'm gonna beat the living hell out of you!"

- Mr. Horse's breakdown, and revealing he is not a psychologist at all.

"Are we gonna have a sunday school discussion, or are we gonna have a baby?"

-Mr. Horse to Ren and Stimpy.

"What is it, nurse?"

-Mr. Horse to the sheep nurse.

"Alright, take a break."

-Mr. Horse.

"I'm afraid the patient isn't pregnant at all, he's constipated."

-Mr. Horse when the sheep nurse asked his prognosis.

"I'm afraid there's a complication."

-Mr. Horse telling Ren there's a problem with Stimpy.

"Mr. and Mrs. Hoek, congratulations. It's a goddamn boy."

- Mr. Horse showing Ren and Stimpy their "baby".