Erri Thorson/Deeds

This is a list of deeds committed by Erri Thorson.

**Bad Deeds**

For a deed to count as bad, Erri has to have done it consciously and with intent. It also has to affect others, so for example Erri simply eating poop does not count as a bad deed, since it didn't affect anyone else. Here is an exhaustive list of the bad deeds that Erri has committed.

* January 1st, 2019: Took a dump in the school vent
* January 3rd, 2019: Tried to cheat on Abba with an 18-year-old Boba worker
* January 5th, 2019: Knocked out and kidnapped a cleaner who touched her inappropriately
* January 7th, 2019: Caught with Abba's nuts in her mouth in police station, stabbed investigator in eyeball, socking security officer in jaw
* January 8th, 2019: Made jokes about killing cops
* January 9th, 2019: Making fun of janitor who had to clean up her shit, attacked a female cop
* January 12th, 2019: Called her cellmate a racial slur
* January 15th, 2019 (Flashback): Made racist comments toward Arabs, publicly streaked naked, had public sex with the hotdog stand man
* January 19th, 2019: Attacked the von Steubenville sisters in their prison cell
* January 24th, 2019: Lied about having cancer to a cop
* January 25th, 2019: Made Abba get a longer prison sentence so she could walk free
* January 27th, 2019: Started a prison riot and stabbed another prisoner in the ass
* January 28th, 2019: Punched Abba in the face
* February 2nd, 2019: Wanting to have hookups with high school boys in Canada
* February 3rd, 2019: Damaged her identification card to make a fake passport and planned to move to Canada and abandon Abba, spread her asshole at someone
* February 6th, 2019: Put strange white stuff on Abba's face when he was sleeping, robbed a strip-club for Richmond
* February 7th, 2019: Stole a rare fish from an aquarium for Richmond
* February 8th, 2019: Pooped on Abba's penis during sex, threw her shit at Abba
* February 11th, 2019: Defecated on the side of the road, threw her dried dump at an officer's patrol car
* February 12th, 2019: Lied in order to get sympathy from a cop
* February 15th, 2019: Publicly took her pants off, itched her vagina in front of her parole officer, flipped him off
* February 19th, 2019: Broke the gumball machine at a thrift store
* February 22nd, 2019: Refused to bail Abba out of jail, criticized him for committing a crime that she herself committed
* February 23rd, 2019: Walked inside of Clarissa's house without permission
* February 24th, 2019: Attacked Abba when he got released from jail. During the attack, she stabbed him in the foot with glass, sprayed him in the eyes with Windex, and then stabbed him in the balls with a plastic fork
* February 25th, 2019: Crashed her van, which killed Richmond and injured Abba
* February 28th, 2019: Took too much candy from a candy jar, argued with a woman, publicly pulled her pants down, defecated on the floor, covered Abba and a bunch of strangers in her own feces
* March 1st, 2019: Sat on a random guy's car with her bare ass, lied to Ben about Abba domestically abusing her
* March 3rd, 2019: Stole a bicycle
* March 4th, 2019: Threatened to castrate Abba, tried to get the relationship therapist to side with her, stuck her finger in her ass and pointed it at her therapist and then wiped it against Abba's nose, scratched Abbas eyes and stabbed him with a pencil
* March 5th, 2019: Took a gigantic garlic-smelling shit in Aaron's bathroom with the door open
* March 6th, 2019: Publicly fondled her koosa with a crystal at a rock shop
* March 9th, 2019: Publicly sucked a dildo on a flight
* March 10th, 2019: Got into a physical fight with Andma
* March 11th, 2019: Insulted her father, gave Fetty a poop-covered middle finger, got into another fight with Fetty
* March 12th, 2019: Took a constipated dump on the front doorstep of a pizza place, vandalized a statue at the museum by removing its penis,
* March 13th, 2019: Harassed diners at Subway by chewing on her sandwich loudly
* March 14th, 2019: Got naked on her parent's roof, rubbed her ass against the skylight which left shit chunks
* March 18th, 2019: Flipped off a Fox news reporter while mooning him
* March 19th, 2019: Viciously attacked a group of tourist girls, kicked a security guard in the nuts, tazed him with his own tazer
* March 22nd, 2019: Mocked an Asian woman by spreading her eyes apart
* March 23rd, 2019: Tazed Abba
* March 24th, 2019: Scratched Abba's eyes
* March 30th, 2019: Purposefully shit in her diaper to annoy Abba, lied to Kiss about Abba hurting her
* April 4st, 2019: Cried and flipped Abba off while pissing in her wheelchair
* April 5th, 2019: Acted rude and selfish towards Kiss by demanding for her to buy Erri icecream, flung a shoe at Kiss
* April 6th, 2019: Hissed at a woman, admitted to her therapist that she started cheating on Abba before he started cheating on her
* April 9th, 2019: Flashed her tits at a Cold Stone worker
* April 10th, 2019: Stepped into Aaron's house with her muddy shoes without asking
* April 13th, 2019: Pranked Ben and Jared with the help of Kiss
* April 14th, 2019: Interrupted and ruined Kiss's book club
* April 16th, 2019: Used Ben's work truck without asking, followed Kiss to an event despite Kiss telling Erri to not follow her, attacked Kelli, went nude at a public park
* April 18th, 2019: Catfished men on a dating website, sent unsolicited sexual images of herself, taunted an old dog at the animal shelter
* April 19th, 2019: Insulted Kiss and Ruined Kelli's birthday party: She did this by farting in the fruit punch bowl, rubbing her finger against the cake, sneaking Kiss's dog's shit into the icecream, and throwing food at Kelli
* April 20th, 2019: Harassed Abba and tried to trick him into breaking up with Kelli
* April 21st, 2019: Followed Abba and Kelli to a park and tried to ruin their date
* April 22nd, 2019: Attacked Kelli, mooned Abba and Kiss, kicked Kiss in the stomach
* April 25th, 2019: Crashed Brodi's car into Osh's neigbhoorhood's gate
* April 28th, 2019: Snuck into Osh's house
* April 29th, 2019: Tricked Osh into giving her 100 thousand dollars, which she kept for herself and used on Arby's and sex workers
* May 3rd, 2019: Slapped Paul DaSilva in the face, forced Paul to listen to her by pointing an empty gun at his head
* May 4th, 2019: Bit Paul's hand
* May 6th, 2019: Fell asleep when she was supposed to babysit Junior
* May 7th, 2019: Crashed her car into public property while driving sleepy
* May 9th, 2019: Put her fingers in Junior's food
* May 10th, 2019: Abandoned Nate, Sadie and Junior at the beach and drove home without them
* May 12th, 2019: Smashed Nate and Sadie's shoes into a mud pile, kicked Aaron's door, played with herself in the movie theater, acted rude in the movie theater
* May 14th, 2019: Pulled her pants down in front of Nate, Sadie, and Junior and rubbed a piece of bread against her anus and koosa
* May 17th, 2019: Caught drunk driving by a cop
* May 20th, 2019: Smacked Nate and screamed at him
* May 21st, 2019: Continuously tried to seduce Abba in the kitchen while her whole family was in the house
* May 25th, 2019: Interrupted Abba's religious group's Zoom meeting by making a fake profile named Moe Lester and playing porn sounds through her microphone, tackled Abba to the ground
* May 29th 2019: Attacked a stranger at a youth group meeting that she mistook for Kelli
* June 2nd, 2019: Ripped candy out of an old woman's purse
* June 3rd, 2019: Got into a fight at the zoo, cut in line and pushed children to use the children's slide, ripped the mustard jug off of the condiment stand and drank it, flirted with Abba sexually in front of Sadie and Junior, mooned tigers at the tiger exhibit, threw elephant shit into the air
* June 4th, 2019: Cheated on Abba with a guy from the bar
* June 5th, 2019: Tried to cheat on Abba with a waiter
* June 8th, 2019: Got kicked out of a zen garden after attacking Abba
* June 9th, 2019: Was rude and unappreciative towards Kate for giving her a free place to stay and got kicked out of her house, attacked Abba while he was driving
* June 13th, 2019: Had public sex on the beach with Abba, took a steamy, gluey, gigantic shit at the beach, assaulted a woman who hit on Abba, jammed her finger into her poopy ass and shoved it in a security guard's nose
* June 15th, 2019: Took a shit in Mike's garden
* June 16th, 2019: Tried to turn Mike against Abba
* June 17th, 2019: Used Mike's motorcycle without permission, spit in a truck at Mike's dealership, egged Osh's house with Mike,
* June 20th, 2019: Attacked Mike's adoptive sister Ashley when she hit on Abba
* June 22nd, 2019: Sabotaged Abba's food and publicly bare-ass farted on his pizza
* June 25th, 2019: Stole Mike's bike and damaged his garage door
* June 27th, 2019: Threw Mike's fruit bowl across the room, screamed at Junior
* June 29th, 2019: Used Mike's truck without permission as he screamed at her and chased her down the road
* July 6th, 2019: Sprayed Sadie in the face with the garden hose, sprayed water inside of Mike's house and used it as a slip and slide, and then lied about it
* July 9th, 2019: Walked inside of Jane's house without asking
* July 10th, 2019: Snuck into Jane's house with Abba
* July 12th, 2019: Allowed Mike to knock Osh out with a dart gun and then lied to Jane about it
* July 14th, 2019: Sucker punched and knocked Abba out in front of Mike, Sadie, and Junior
* July 17th, 2019: Chased kids who were bullying Junior with her poop-covered finger, shoved an employee down the slide at Roaring Springs
* July 20th, 2019: Pulled her pants down on Mike's bed, farted on Sadie's face while she sleeping, rubbed her sweaty gooch against Mike's bedsheets
* July 24th, 2019: Stomped on Abba's penis, kicked him in the face
* July 25th, 2019: Crashed into Osh's neighboorhood's gate yet again
* July 26th, 2019: Threw her shoes at Abba
* July 28th, 2019: Fought with Abba in Brodi's house and fake cried in front of Brodi
* July 29th, 2019: Gave herself a wedgy then ripped her poopy underwear out and shoved them into Abba's nose, interrupted Abba during the Maury show
* August 3rd, 2019: Threw a fork at Brodi
* August 4th, 2019: Threw water balloons at Sadie with the help of Mike
* August 5th, 2019: Got drunk at a winery and publicly inserted a sausage into her ass
* August 6th, 2019: Harassed Paul with sexual text messages
* August 7th, 2019: Had unconsensual phone sex with Paul
* August 8th, 2019: Screamed at the gym that she wanted a penis, catfished Abba on Facebook
* August 13th, 2019: Had public sex with Abba in the park fountain
* August 21st, 2019: Aggressively squeezed out a puffy, cakey shit on Abba's face as he screamed and protested
* August 25th, 2019: Tried to persuade Paul to go with her plan by encouraging him to annihilate her colon
* August 31st, 2019: Ruined Marnie's date by slapping dipping sauce out of her date's hand, shoving Marnie in the bathroom, and making a gigantic onion fart in Marnie's car