Transcripts/Zaphod's Estate

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## Zaphod's Estate

**LMB theme song**

*Welcome to the Luna the Miracle Boy: Counter-Strike Tales Episode Finale – Zaphod's Estate.*
*This story uses the Counter-Strike Condition Zero (CS:CZ) video game as the scene simulation in the story.*
*The mystery about a ghost that is said to roam the cs\_estate venue (looks like Althing – Iceland's national parliamentary building). This mystery was started by a YouTube user – named Muhammad Alfa. He made an investigative video about ghosts on this map.*
*In the video, he said that the mystery about the ghost at Zaphod's Estate was started by other Counter-Strike players back in 2009. After I browsed, I couldn't find any info about the news. Maybe they made up a mystery in this building. He also displayed a photo of a ghost sighting at this venue which he said: the photo was taken by a CS player. In the photo, there was a figure in a black robe and a white face who was standing looking at the player from the building window. But in my opinion, the edits of the photo are very visible.*
*At the end of the video, he caught the appearance of a ghost in the bathroom, it looks like an edit of this one. I'll explain about that photo later.*
*Therefore, Luna and his dear girlfriend – Martin Heldayeti, will carry out an investigation together with the Serbian Spetsnaz outfit. There, Luna will solve those mysteries around this map. Don't forget about Martin that she will share her vision with Luna so that he and Martin can achieve victory together.*
*Here's the full story so try to watch it to the end.*
[investigation starts]
[Luna and Martin spawn in the Counter-Terrorists spawn zone]
[Luna and Martin purchased a USP pistol, night-vision goggles, a Kevlar vest, a prudence helmet, and some grenades]
[Luna purchases a Kalashnikov M4A1 rifle, Martin purchases an SSG-08 sniper rifle]
**Martin**: Luna. *(she means: "Hi, Luna.")*
**Dmitry Elfa**: Today, Luna and his dear girlfriend - Princess Martin are collaborating in the cs\_estate venue.
**Luna**: Cover me! *(he means: "Join me, princess.")*
**Martin**: Absolutely, we ride.
**Hostage 2**: Hey!
**Luna**: Hmm... a hostage is looking out through the window.
[zap!]
**Luna**: Astaghfirullahal-adziim...!
**Martin**: Oops!
**Hostage 3**: Help! [beat] Okay, you lead the way.
[Luna leads a hostage to go inside the mansion, and Martin follows them]
**Martin**: Yep, if we play on this map without any bots, the lights in this mansion went out.
**Luna**: Absolutely, princess. The light can be turned on via a generator in the cellar and in the mansion's backyard.
**Hostage #3**: Rescue me, please...
**Hostage #2**: Help me!
[proceeds to the lower floor, and then the cellar]
**Luna**: Uh... one of three hostages on this mansion is dead.
**Hostage #3**: Yeah, I'll just stay here.
[proceeds to the Living Room section]
**Luna**: [notices a fictitious book] Counter-terrorists are from Venus? What the hell?
**Martin**: It's just a fictional story book, Luna.
[enters the Bathroom section]
**Luna**: This is the bathroom where Alfa was investigating at that time. He took a photo of the appearance of a black figure here.
[Martin tests her knife]
**Hostage #2**: Oh, God!
[back to the Living Room section]
**Luna**: You take the point.
**Martin**: Yes, good plan.
**Dmitry Elfa**: Luna and Princess Martin are immediately split up.
**Hostage #2**: Wait, come back here...
[Martin talks to a hostage to make him follow her]
[five minutes later...]
**Luna**: Regroup, team!
**Martin**: Selemene commands.
[back to the Living Room section]
[Luna turns on his night-vision googles]
**Jozef Oktarini**: Luna just wears night-vision goggles, may those goggles can be helpful in this investigation.
**Hostage #3**: Please, rescue me...
**Luna**: Follow me.
**Martin**: By starlight, we ride.
[Luna leads Martin and a hostage to go outside of the mansion through the Cellar section and the Sewers section]
[Luna turns off his night-vision googles]
[when they appear in the Big Road section]
**Hostage# 3**: Oh, thank you.
**Counter-Strike in-game administrator**: All hostages have been rescued.
**Jozef Oktarini**: So far, no ghosts have been detected in this mansion. Obviously, no time to surrender for Luna and his friends.
**Hostage# 2**: Hey!
**Luna**: Sector clear.
**Martin**: Illuminated.
**Hostage# 2**: Over here!
[Martin rings the doorbell]
**Counter-Strike in-game administrator**: Go go go!
**Luna**: You take the point.
**Martin**: Light the way, Luna.
**Dmitry Elfa**: Princess Martin will inspect the mansion's upper floor, and Luna will check the mansion's lower floor.
[Luna turns on his night-vision googles]
[a loud sound of the footsteps heard]
**Luna**: [calms the viewers] Don't worry, guys, the door's sound isn't the ghost as the culprit, but the hostages who want to go in and out of the mansion.
[Luna goes back to the Living Room section]
**Luna**: Sector clear. [to Martin] Cover me! *(he means: "go for me!")*
**Martin**: Is that it? I go, hyaaah!
[Luna hides in the Bathroom section]
[a sound of the footsteps heard again]
**Luna**: [calms the viewers] Stay calm, guys, that's Princess Martin's feet sound, not a ghost. Hmm... negative.
**Martin**: No time to lose!
**Luna**: Sector clear.
**Martin**: Interesting!
[Luna and Martin go outside of the Bathroom section, back to the Living Room section]
[Luna turns on his night-vision googles]
**Mystery Bot**: [opens the door, back from the backyard]
**Martin**: Stalking...
[shoot!]
**Martin**: First Blood!
**Luna**: Good work, princess. Let's turn on the lights.
**Jozef Oktarini**: Investigations prosper! The celebration of victory has begun.
[Luna turns on the generator at the Cellar section, the lights at the mansion's lower floor turned on]
[Martin turns on the generator at the Backyard section, the lights at the mansion's upper floor turned on]
**MISSION PASSED**
[Luna switches his handgun into Kalashnikov M4 rifle]
[Luna shoots everywhere]
**Luna**: VICTORY!!! The red-white banner is waving high! We are victorious!
[the difference photos by Muhammad Alfa appears]
**Dmitry Elfa**: [to the viewers] You can see the difference between time and money, unlike in the minute when Alfa takes a photo of its appearance. These photos of the appearance are just another photo that he edited, including the Bandicam logo.
[Luna and Martin celebrate together with their primary weapons]
**Jozef Oktarini**: The mystery has been solved! We are victorious! Congratulations for Luna and Princess Martin!
**YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!**
**Martin**: YES! VICTORY!
**Luna**: The mystery has been solved! The investigation is successful!
[investigation finished]
**Investigation Review: Mystery 100% True**
*Sorry, the last seconds of this episode seems unclear, the important thing is that the mystery is solved - there's no ghost in this building. Luna and Princess Martin are celebrating their victory instantly because the investigation is successful!*
 *Thank you for watching this video until the end, this is the last episode of the Luna the Miracle Boy: Counter-Strike Tales series. The Kronos Project channel will continue to be active because it is no longer there another hitch.*
*Thanks to all!*
*Stay Positive and be Creative!*

[investigation finished]
**Investigation Review: Mystery 100% True**

**THE END**