Off Limits to Bloopers (Storyline Reset)

**Off Limits to Bloopers** is the one hundred and forty-fourth episode and storyline reset of LT Bloopers.

## Trivia

* Jimmy, Hank and Sidney were killed by the Chairman of Hades in this episode, but Professor 24/7 deflected the beam right back at the Chairman of Hades.

## Transcripts

* Scotty: So, where and when are we?
* Professor 24/7: We're at the top of the building where LT Bloopers is filmed where the auxiliary building is about to be destroyed, but it won't! When I stop the Chairman of Hades! Defend the building when I take care of the Chairman of Hades!
* Scotty: Uh-oh! Vulcanna and Lucretia are about to shit all over the audience! Be careful, Professor 24/7!
* Scotty: Judas Priest! The audience is sickened! Well, I hide at a safer spot, so that Vulcanna and Lucretia won't shit all over me too.
* Professor 24/7: Oh, my God! How dare they relieve themselves all over the audience!? That's it! I'm going to take the Chairman of Hades right now!
* Chairman: Scandalous! The audience is sickened when it should have been branded!
* God: That's against My Will! Begone!
* Chairman: Not before I get my way!
* Professor 24/7: If you think you're going to blow up the auxiliary building where Jimmy, Hank & Sidney are hiding in, then you're wrong!
* Chairman: What the, who said that, and who's interfering with my plans?!
* Professor 24/7: I'm Professor 24/7, and if you want to zap Jimmy, Hank & Sidney to a crisp, then you have to get me first!
* Chairman: Oh yeah, well then, sic this on for size!
* Professor 24/7: And one more thing, I'm always prepared for it!
* God: Way to go, Professor 24/7!
* Scotty: You deflected the beam right back at the Chairman of Hades!
* Chairman: EIY-IYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIY---
* Scotty: Well done, Professor 24/7! You just saved Jimmy, Hank & my cousin Sidney! It's too bad that Chairman of Hades can't say the same! Just look at him! He got a taste of his own medicine, none other than being zapped to smithereens!
* Lucretia: No! No! No! The Chairman is dead! No! No! No! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
* Vulcanna: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
* Guy the White: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes!
* Angela the Angel: It serves him right for trying to zap the auxiliary building and perform brutality on Jimmy, Hank and Sidney!
* God: Now to dispose of him, and as for those two sinister sisters, I'll send them back to their realm where they belong!
* Lucretia & Vulcanna: We defy you! We defy you! We defy you! We defy you! We defy you! We---
* Lucretia: Curses! Beaten again! This is probably the biggest epic failure we have ever had!
* Vulcanna: With the Chairman gone! We have no more luck of getting Sam and Dave to us anymore!
* Lucretia & Vulcanna: Our game's over now! Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
* God: Sore losers, yes! Prophets, no!
* Lucretia: Ugh! This is the last time we heard you saying that!
* God: Deal with it, you two wicked witches of the nether world!
* Vulcanna: Oh pnuemonia!
* Jimmy: Hey! What's going on here?
* Hank: I thought we heard something.
* Sidney: So, what did we miss?
* Professor 24/7: Jimmy, Hank & Sidney, I just zapped the Chairman of Hades to smithereens with my beam-deflecting shield and saved all of your lives.
* Jimmy: Wait! What? You defeated the Chairman of Hades just to save all of us?
* Hank: Holy Schneikees! We can't believe you deflected the beam right back at the Chairman of Hades to smithereens and save all of us from their wicked schemes!
* Sidney: And by the way, who are you?
* Professor 24/7: I'm Professor 24/7 and I'm helping people out when they are in big trouble like this one perhaps, now if you'll excuse me, Scotty and I have a more to do.
* Scotty: You said it, Professor 24/7! Oh, and also, Jimmy, Hank & Sidney, don't tell Dave that I'm here.
* Jimmy: Okay, Scotty, we won't.
* Hank: At least, we are safe now, safe from those wicked beings.
* Sidney: Thank you, Scotty & Professor 24/7.
* Professor 24/7: You're welcome, Jimmy, Hank & Sidney. Now, which episode do you want to travel back in time to?
* Scotty: Now I would like to go back to the end of davemadson's "Looney Tunes Intro Bloopers 65: All This and Letter Imperfect Too" in which 5 episodes after that, Guy will be zapped to smithereens by Lucifer & Lucretia McEvil.
* Professor 24/7: Alright then, hang on tight!
* Sergeant C.J. O'Randolph: Jimmy, Hank & Sidney! Thank God you're all safe! Now it's to get out of this building free from danger.
* Guy the White: We've cleaned up the rings and helped the audience recover.
* Angela the Angel: You may resume your video.
* Sam: Looks like we just missed the party.
* Dave: And it's a good thing you sent those filthy foxes of the fallen back to their fiery furnace.
* Sergeant C.J. O'Randolph: I see you made it all right.
* Sam: And I see you pulled Beulah, Abby, Zira and Rhonda out of the ground.
* Harvey: It was a tough chore, Sam.
* Beulah: We had to wash the topsoil out of our hair.
* Abby: It's a good thing the auxiliary building had showers.
* Zira: Those infernal imps sure messed up our powers real good.
* Rhonda: But we're feeling much better now.
* Harvey: Glad to hear it.
* Sergeant C.J. O'Randolph: Luckily, Jimmy, Hank & Sidney did the same thing.
* Dave: How come?
* Sergeant C.J. O'Randolph: When the Chairman of Hades was about to zap auxiliary building, a man named Professor 24/7 who seems to be our ally who came at the building used the beam-deflecting shield to deflect the beam right back at the Chairman and got killed to smithereens.
* Sam: Who is Professor 24/7?
* Jimmy: Well, what I know about Professor 24/7 is that he has a wristwatch that can travel through time and, of course, a beam-deflecting shield that he used a while ago.
* Hank: He may have come from the future or something.
* Sam: A time-traveling ally from the future, huh? Well, it's a good thing that he saved you three from the hands of the Chairman of Hades.
* Sidney: We know, Sam. It was all thanks to Professor 24/7. I hope we can see him sometimes.
* Guy the White: Well, that's quite a miracle! I'm so glad to see Jimmy, Hank & Sidney safe and sound after decisive encounter with the wicked beings.
* Angela the Angel: I agree, Guy, now that the Chairman of Hades is gone and Lucretia & Vulcanna are having a severe suffering. No more wicked entities will cause bigger trouble to davemadson and his friends ever again. And remember, we are always here for your protection and guidance.
* Sam: Thanks for saving us from those two sinister witches and the Chairman of Hades.
* God: You're welcome, Microsoft Sam, until we meet again. Peace be with you.
* Zira: And also with you.
* Beulah: Now that everything is safe and sound, it's time for a miraculous celebration.
* Abby: Great idea, Beulah.
* Rhonda: So, Dave, where should we go?
* Dave: Where else?
* Audience: CHEZ MONYOU!!
* Sam: Oh goiter!