American't

**Brief Description**

American't is A small island off of what was once USA but is now the UONO (United Ohio's of New Ohio). It was originally a small piece of land situated in the geographical centre of America With the main landmark being the Black Shack, a building intended to be a Juxtaposition of the US' White House. In recent times the American't people were forced to flee (see 'History') their land to an unclaimed island Previously named Johnston Atoll, but was now renamed to 'New American't.

**Laws**

American't has a variety of Laws revolving mainly around the closest thing they have to an economy; Kidneys.

(note: these laws are al still relevant in New American't except no. 6 in which we must instead destroy UONO)

* Donate 1 Kidney for a subscription to American't Online(to our money printer[Prints USD{we want to collapse the American economy}])

* No Sex
* Worship Temmie and Mr Saturn (they are our local gods)
* No kill (unless we get the kidneys)
* No clip (into the Backrooms)
* Have to destroy America
* NO STEALING from the kidney vault (Punishable by the theft of all of your kidneys without an anesthetic of any kind and the recovery of the ones you stole)
* Only dish to be made, served, or consumed is kidney beans or cooked kidneys (the cooked kidney is BYO)
* If pregnant when you enter American't you will be sleep gassed, your fetus will be removed, their kidneys will be taken, and the fetus will be deconstructed (atom by atom) and made into graphics cards for high-end gaming computers which we then trade to scalpers for their kidneys

**History**

American't was founded by Kai Whittaker, a man on a mission to destroy America, and he did so with a Legal loophole. By buying a small piece of land in the centre of America and declaring it his own Micronation Kai became independent from American laws while in American't. He then build a small shack with a fully functional USD printing system that he would allow people to use without limit for the small fee of one of their kidneys (it is unknown to this day why Mr. Whittaker wanted kidneys). As the American't community flourished Kai's kidney vault only fuller and fuller. Things were looking bright, but no one could predicted what was coming next.

With Ohio Springing into action almost instantaneously their domination of USA forced the small American't population of 2000 to flee to the uninhabited and unclaimed island of Johnston Atoll, which was promptly renamed New American't (the NA). The Black Shack was rebuilt and after doing a brief head count it was decided that three civilians who will go unnamed either went missing or died during the flee. The next major event in the American't society was the great kidney reclamation.

with a teams of some of the best American't Kai led them on a Mission to their old situation to reclaim the kidneys he left behind. despite all odds they managed to gather and return with the vast majority of the kidneys. they were all placed into the underground refrigerated kidney vault situated under the Black Shack (it is still unknown why Kai wants them).

**Politics**

Being a micronation American't can have whatever political system they want without jurisdiction but the small population of about 2000 means that a coup is still far from impossible. This leads to a strange Political system in Which the founder and leader Kai will fluctuate between systems to keep the people happy. This is favourable for American't as they and their leader have transcended past basic selfishness so that now they can agree as a community on what would benefit them as a nation. Kai being a wise leader is repeatedly reelected and he does a good job governing the country. some general rules apply regardless of political stance. Everyone in American't has a reasonable and equal pay (an exclusion being minors like 16-year-olds who do jack-shit at McDonalds), everyone pays fair and the same taxes (an exclusion being minors like 16-year-olds who do jack-shit at McDonalds), and that all your basic crimes and felonies result in immediate deportation via a cannon.with these ground rules and a complex political system Kai is able to manage his country in a manner that benefits everyone.