2004 Copper Canyon 400

The 2004 Copper Canyon 400 is the sixteenth race from my very own 2004 Piston Cup Season schedule, which is this whole race was briefly seen in the opening film of Cars (2006).

Lightning McQueen was involved in the crash caused by Eugene Carbureski last race, since at the start of lap 147, Lightning McQueen wrecked Eugene Carbureski and takes out 33 cars including Billy Ford, who caught himself to flip really hard and causes his career ending crash on a big wreck, and causes Dirkson D'Agostino to go airborne and landed upside down by accident. Chuck Armstrong, himself, who got to the catchfence and Ryan Thunderbolt causes him to smash Chuck and spun himself out and hits the wall too hard. Ryan Newcar suffered a strong airborne and landed upside down as Dirkson does. Dale Earnhardt Jr. makes himself to go airborne and barrel roll too high in the accident. Lightning McQueen, who wrecked Eugene Carbureski, he's suffered serial injuries for caught Todd Marcus, Kevin Carvick, Kevin Shiftright and Lee Revkins flipped mutliple times in a big crash this race and causes Dale Carrett collects and t-boned Mike Yankee by accident and causes him to flip hard. Gerald Leadfoot who ends up flipping with Diana Leadfoot and causes their son Joel McQueen go tornado and dances super hard on the track, Kajimo Mikno ended up being spun out, Ryan Shields bumped Darren Leadfoot by accident and causes them to spin out and flip really hard on the track, and causes Michael Cartrip being involved by a 33-car crash by Lightning McQueen. Since all 33 cars being ended up crashed into the backstetch, many tow trucks and ambulances are appeared on the race track viewing on a RSN helicopter camera.

Sure enough, the race restarted now on lap 168 with only 10 racers left after a massive 33-car crash since the race got restarted anyway. The King, Chick Hicks, Lightning McQueen, and 7 others were the lucky 10 to continue. The race was won by The King with Lightning McQueen 2nd after he wrecked Eugene Carbureski since he got involved in the crash last race, Chicks Hicks 3rd, Misti Motorkrass 4th, and Floyd Mulvihill 5th.

## Transcript

### Lightning McQueen wrecks 33 cars on lap 147

Lightning: TAKE THAT, YOU MEAN PINK CAR FOR WRECKING ME LAST RACE! (WRECKS EUGENE CARBURESKI)

(EUGENE SCREAMS HITS INTO TONY GASWART)

Lightning: Take that, mean pink sucker!

Darrell: OH MY GOSH! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN IS IN 1ST PLACE! HE MAKES CONTACT WITH WRECKING EUGENE INTO TONY GASWART IN THE BACK STRETCH INTO TURN 3!

Darrell: WHOA! RYAN NEWCAR GOES A STRONG AIRBORNE?!!!! HOLY COW, WHAT A MASSIVE AIRBORNE HE'S DOING THAT!

Bob: Oh, I've never seen that Lightning wrecking Eugene Carbureski one time, yeah, Darrell?

Darrell: Yes, Bob, and BILLY FORD COLLECTS DALE CARRETT INTO MIKE YANKEE, HE GOES FLIPPED OUT IN TURN 3! ALSO, WILL DRAFTREV SMASHES KEVIN CARVICK AND GERALD LEADFOOT, SO DOES SHIFTRIGHT! OH NO! BILLY FORD HAS CAREER ENDING CRASH!! HE IS FLIPPING!!!!

Bob: WHOA. WHAT A 33-CAR WRECK IN THE BACK STRETCH TO TURN 3.

Darrell: OH MY FLIPPING JESUS! RUSTY WHEELHOUSE AND JEFF GORVETTE INVOLVED, SO DOES KAJIMO MIKNO, TODD MARCUS, DIANA LEADFOOT, KYLE BUSCHTIRE AND MANY OTHERS THAN JIMMIE JOHNSON ALSO GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE CRASH, SO IS RUDY WASHTIRE AND RALPH CARLOW!

Bob: Oh, Dale Jr. is on the wreckage, so does Ryan Shields and Darren Leadfoot, also Billy Oilchanger and your racing driver Michael Cartrip, who's involved also.

Darrell: BOB?! I SEE THAT CHUCK ARMSTRONG DOES GO TO THE CATCHFENCE BECAUSE RYAN THUNDERBOLT SMASHES HIM AND THUNDERBOLT SPUN OUT IN TURN 4! OH NO!!! DIRKSON AIRBORNE! HE'S UPSIDE DOWN, HE'S UPSIDE DOWN!

Bob: Oh! Dirkson is upside down, Darrell, he's upside down now.

Darrell: Oh, all 33 cars everywhere is towed away from the race, the pace car is on the track and we're coming to restart the race!

Chuck: Don't take me out, coach. I can't race it again anymore! (HE CRIES HARD)

## Results

1. Strip Weathers - 400 laps
2. Lightning McQueen - 400 laps
3. Chick Hicks - 400 laps
4. Misti Motorkrass - 400 laps
5. Floyd Mulvihill - 400 laps
6. Murray Clutchburn - 400 laps
7. Ernie Gearson - 400 laps
8. James Cleanair - 400 laps
9. Greg Candyman - 400 laps
10. Claude Scruggs - 400 laps
11. Eugene Carbureski - 147 laps (CRASH)
12. Billy Ford - 147 laps (CRASH, CAREER ENDING)
13. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 147 laps (CRASH)
14. Ryan Shields - 147 laps (CRASH)
15. Tony Gaswart - 147 laps (CRASH)
16. Ryan Thunderbolt Jr. - 147 laps (CRASH)
17. Ralph Carlow - 147 laps (CRASH)
18. Ryan Newcar - 147 laps (WENT AIRBORNE, CRASH)
19. Rudy Washtire - 147 laps (CRASH)
20. Gerald Leadfoot - 147 laps (CRASH)
21. Darren Leadfoot - 147 laps (CRASH)
22. Mike Yankee - 147 laps (CRASH)
23. Ryan Thunderbolt - 147 laps (CRASH)
24. Todd Marcus - 147 laps (CRASH)
25. Billy Oilchanger - 147 laps (CRASH)
26. Dale Carrett - 147 laps (CRASH)
27. Michael Cartrip - 147 laps (CRASH)
28. Kevin Carvick - 147 laps (CRASH)
29. Brush Curber - 147 laps (CRASH)
30. Diana Leadfoot - 147 laps (CRASH)
31. Rusty Wheelhouse - 147 laps (CRASH)
32. Jimmie Johnson - 147 laps (CRASH)
33. Jeff Gorvette - 147 laps (CRASH)
34. Will Draftrev - 147 laps (CRASH)
35. Dirkson D'Agostino - 147 laps (CRASH)
36. Kajimo Mikno - 147 laps (CRASH)
37. Lee Revkins - 147 laps (CRASH)
38. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 147 laps (CRASH)
39. Kevin Racingtire - 147 laps (CRASH)
40. Ken Schrader - 147 laps (CRASH)
41. Kurt Buschtire - 147 laps (CRASH)
42. Joel McQueen - 147 laps (CRASH)
43. Kevin Shiftright - 147 laps (CRASH)
44. Haul Inngas - 147 laps (CRASH)
45. Terry Carbonte - 147 laps (CRASH)