We Are The Riddle Children

This is a spin-off series off Xavier Riddle and the Secret Museum revolving around Xavier and Yadina’s every day life.

* *(The episode starts with Yadina walking through a hallway to Xavier’s Room)*
* Yadina: Xavier, have you by any chance seen Dr. Zoom?
* (Xavier is playing his recorder loudly in his room)
* (The recorder music stops and Xavier pokes his head out of his room)
* Xavier: Uh, yeah, about that.. I kinda maybe accidentally lended Dr. Zoom to a friend at school
* Yadina: Excuse me **what.**
* Yadina: **XAVIER**. YOU KNOW DR. ZOOM IS MINES AND YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE HER ANYWHERE OUT OF MY POSSESSION.
* Xavier: Well it’s not **my** fault that you won’t let me lay a finger on Dr. Zoom while you’re in the same room as me.
* Yadina: You do realize that I have actual reasons for that, right? SO DR. ZOOM WOULD NOT GET TAKEN WHEN I’M NOT LOOKING.
* Yadina: Now-now Dr. Zoom is gone and I’ll never see her ever again! I’m a horrible owner! I never should’ve left Dr. Zoom out of my sight! *(starts crying)*
* Xavier: (rolls eyes) It’s not that deep, Yadina. I’ll just ask Jin for Dr. Zoom back tomo-
* Yadina: (in hysterics) TOMORROW? **TOMORROW??** YOU THINK I CAN WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW?? NUH-UH. I’M GETTING DR. ZOOM BACK BY TONIGHT AND THAT’S FINAL. XAVIER, YOU **KNOW** I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT DR. ZOOM.
* Xavier: Nope. Tomorrow’s all I can promise you. I have to practice my recorder the rest of the afternoon anyways.
* Yadina: GRRRBARBARGWOOFGRRGROWLBARKKWOOFRUFFGRRRGROOWLBARKBARKBARKWOOFGRRRRWUFFWUFFGRRRRGROOWLGRRBARBARKBARK
* Xavier:
* *(Yadina storms back to her room and slams her door closed)*
* (Xavier can sense a Yadina tantrum and quickly screws the knob on the side of his hood)
* Yadina: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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* (After screaming for 30 minutes straight, Yadina flops into her bed and hides inside her covers)
* Yadina: (sniffs and wipes her snotty hand on you blanket) Oh, Dr. Zoom. I wish you were here..

* (Yadina gets out of bed and digs in her toy box for her inotab)
* (She scrolls through the photo gallery which is filled with photos of her playing with Dr. Zoom)
* (Xavier knocks on Yadina’s door)
* Yadina:
* (Xavier opens the door)
* Xavier: Hey, whatcha doing?
* Yadina: (sniff)
* (Xavier looks over Yadina’s shoulder to see what she’s doing on the innotab)
* Xavier: Yadina, I’m really sorry that I took Dr. Zoom without asking.
* Yadina: (sniff)
* (Xavier sits down beside Yadina)
* Xavier: Y’know, now that I think of it, I don’t really need to practice my recorder this afternoon. How about we head over to Jin’s house to go get Dr. Zoom?
* Yadina: (sniffs and wipes her snot on her arm) ok
* (Xavier and Yadina both put their jackets on and head to Jin’s house)
* (Xavier knocks on Jin’s door)
* (Jin opens the door)
* Jin: Oh, hi Xavier. What’s up?
* Xavier: Nothing much. Hey, remember that stuffed turtle I let you borrow for show and tell?
* Yadina: Stuffed turtle? Excuse me, but I think you mean Dr. Zo-
* Xavier: (with clenched teeth) Stuffed. Turtle.
* (Yadina frowns at Xavier)
* Jin: Uh.. yeah I remember. Thanks by the way. Real life saver. What about it?
* Xavier: Uh, well up the toy was actually my sister Yadina’s (Yadina waves shyly) and I wanted to have it back.
* Jin: (uncertainly) Have.. it.. back..?
* Xavier: Yeah. You still have it, right?
* Jin: Yea.. about that.. I may have lent it to my sister’s friend’s little sister’s sister. But no biggie. I’ll give it back to you tomor-
* Yadina: NO! (reused from the George Washington episode)
* Jin: No?-
* Yadina: NO! You don’t know how much Dr. Zoom MEANS to me! You can’t just go around passing Dr. Zoom around like a hot potato.
* Xavier: Yeah. Yadina has to get Dr. Zo- I mean her toy back. She can’t sleep without it-
* Yadina: Yeah. Or else I won’t ever be able to sleep and I’ll have a nightmare and-
* (Xavier gives Yadina a look)
* Yadina stops talking
* (embarrassing moment sound effect)
* Jin: Sorry but I have homework to do. I can’t just go running all around the neighborhood looking for some turtle. Good luck finding it anyways.
* (Jin closes the door)
* Yadina: UGH. XAVIER. THIS IS ALL. YOUR. FAULT. IF YOU HADN’T TOOK DR. ZOOM, WE WOULDN’T HAVE TO GO ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE LOOKING FOR HER. WHY CAN’T YOU DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE.
* Xavier: Once AGAIN, IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT I CAN’T USE YOUR STUFF WITHOUT YOU TELLING MOM ON ME FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
* Yadina: This is a mess. I’m going home.
* (Yadina hops down Jin’s porch steps)
* Xavier: GOOD. I HOPE YOU NEVER FIND DR. ZOOM EVER AGAIN.
* Yadina: (stopping in her tracks she turns to Xavier) WELL I’M TELLING MOM ON YOU, SO.
* (she walks back to museum)
* (Yadina sighs and sits on the museums steps)
* (Brad rides by on his bike)
* Brad: Hey, Yadina! What’s wrong? Um.. and where’s Dr. Zoom. Did you guys have another fight?
* Yadina: (sniffs and wipes her nose on her jacket sleeve) No, it’s not that.
* Brad: (sits down next to her) Um, then what is it?
* Yadina: Do you want the long one or the short one?
* Brad: Either one is fine with me. (Brad takes out a notebook) Rant it alllll out.
* Yadina: (takes a deep breath) itallstartedwhenicamebackfromthekitchenaftergettingasnackafterschoolthenirealizedthatihadntbroughtdrzoomwithmebackhomesoiquicklylookedinmybagforherandshewasGONEsoititallyfreakedoutandwentbacktoschooltoseeifihadleftheronmyhookbutshestillwastthere!atthispointiwasgettingreallyREALLYscaredbutthenrealizeeididntremeberbringingdrzoomtoclassalldaysoiwasreloefedbecausesillydrzoomhadtobeathomethatswhy.soiranbackhomeandcheckedeverywhereandiMEANeverywhere!istillcouldntfinddezoomsoiaskedxavuerifyouhadseenher,nothingstrangeaboutthat,rightwellxavierhadbeenactingespiciallyfishyalldaybutithoughtnothihgofitandaskedhimandguesswhatHETOOKEDDRZOOMWITHOUTASKINGME.THATSHOULDBEILLEGAL.soigotmadbecausehewouldntgobacktojinshousetogetdrzoombacksothenigitreallyreallymadandscreamedathimandslammedmydoorandhadanoutburstandthenwentonmyinnontabtolookatmeandde.zoomsbestmemoriesandxaviercameandsaidwewouldgotojinshouseandsoithoughtitwouldbesmoothsailingbutITWASN’Tstupidjindidn’thqvedrzoomandhegavehertohissistersfreindssister’ssisterandigotmadandnowimherewaitingformomanddadtofinishtheirmuseumstuffsoicantellonxavier
* Yadina: (starts breathing heavily)
* Yadina: There. All done.
* (Brad blinks at her)
* Brad: Uh, so basically what you’re trying to say is that Xavier lost Dr. Zoom so now you’re sad..?
* Yadina: YES. AND IT’S ALL. HIS. FAULT.
* Brad: Uhh.. you wanna go inside and watch some TV?
* Yadina: HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY THINK ABOUT TV AT A TIME LIKE THIS?? THIS IS CRISIS. DR. ZOOM IS MISSING AND I’LL NEVER FIND HER AGAIN!
* (Yadina buries her face in her lap and starts crying)
* (Brad awkwardly pats her back and get up from the stairs)
* Brad: Well, if you need me I’ll be at the park. I hope you find Dr. Zoom!
* (Brad rides away on his bike)
* (Yadina lifts her face up and wipes her nose)
* Yadina: Maybe going to the park will cheer me up.
* (Yadina walks to the park)
* (She’s starts swinging on the swings)
* Yadina: (sighs) it just doesn’t feel the same without Dr. Zoom
* (a girl with brown hair in two braids runs past Yadina carrying a stuffed turtle)
* Yadina: (gasp) Do my eyes deceive me??
* (Yadina rubs her eyes and looks at the girl playing with Dr. Zoom)
* Girl: Woosh woosh! Super Turtle goes flying through the air.
* Yadina: HEY! THAT’S DR. ZOOM! GIVE HER BACK.
* (Yadina chases the girl around the playground)
* GIrl: Stop CHASING MEE
* Yadina: GIVE ME DR. ZOOM AND I’LL STOP.
* (The Girl slows down)
* (Yadina bumps into her and falls down)
* Girl: Dr. Zoom? What’s a “Dr. Zoom”?
* Yadina: (she snatches Dr. Zoom out of the girls hand and rolls her eyes) It’s not a what. (She lifts Dr. up to the girls face) She’s Dr. Zoom! And I’ve spent half of my day looking for her! (Yadina hugs Dr. Zoom)
* Girl: (snatches Dr. Zoom back) Uh, sure. I have no idea what you’re talking about. This is Super Turtle and my sister gave her to me.
* Yadina: (Snatches Dr. Zoom back) She is NOT “Super Turtle”. I’VE HAD DR. ZOOM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER!
* Girl: Well she’s MINE. (Snatches Dr. Zoom)
* Yadina: (Snatches Dr. Zoom back) Nuh-uh! She’s MINE. I CAN SHOW YOU HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
* Girl: I don’t know what that is and I don’t care what that is. She’s MINE. (She snatches Dr. Zoom back)
* Yadina: (reaches arms out) GIVE HER TO ME
* Girl: (lifts Dr. Zoom out of Yadinas reach) THIS IS EVEN NOT YOU TOY.
* Yadina: SHE IS. And-and I can prove it!
* Girl: Oh yea? (crosses arms) Prove it then.
* (silence)
* Yadina: (turns red) I-I.. This-
* (turns around and sees Xavier coming to the park)
* Yadina: Aha! You wait right here!
* Girl: Pfft it’s not like I’m going anywhere
* Yadina: (rolls eyes) Not you. Dr. Zoom.
* Girl: I think you mean Super Turtle.
* Yadina: (facepalms) Ugh, whatever.
* (Yadina runs over to Xavier and drags him by his arm)
* Yadina: Xavier! Xavier! Come quick. I need you to prove that Dr. Zoom is mine and not hers!
* Xavier: What?
* Yadina: Just come! I’m sorry about what I said earlier about telling mom on you.
* Xavier: It’s okay. I knew you would be too scared to tell anyways.
* (They arrive back to the girl who is flying Dr, Zoom through the air)
* Girl: Woosh! Woosh! Oh, hey. You’re actually back.
* Yadina: (rolls eyes)
* Yadina: Xavier! Prove to this girl that Dr. Zoom is in-fact mine.
* Xavier: Easy as pie. First off, there’s a soda stain right here (points to spot) on Dr. Zoom’s cape from when me, Yadina, and Brad we’re watching a movie at the movie theater and Yadina laughed so hard that soda came out her nose
* (Yadina and Xavier laugh)
* Girl: That’s disgusting. Take your dumb turtle.
* (she yeets Dr. Zoom into Yadina’s arms.)
* (Yadina hugs Dr. Zoom)
* Yadina: Oh Dr. Zoom! I’m so glad I finally found you! I’ll never take you out of my sight EVER again.
* (Brad runs over to Yadina and Xavier)
* Brad: Hey! You found Dr. Zoom after all.
* Yadina: Yep! And I’m gonna keep her safe forever.
* Xavier: (to Brad) Let’s see how long that lasts..
* (They laugh)
* It ends