MobChat

**WARNING: THIS ARTICLE IS ABOUT A FEATURE OR MECHANIC THAT NO LONGER EXISTS IN THE CURRENT VERSION OF THE ASSASSIN OF STEVE MAPS.**

**MobChat** was a mechanic in Assassin of Steve 2 where every minute a random mob you were fighting would speak a random line in order to make them appear more lively. The mechanic had to be removed in the update for Minecraft 1.8.6, since the mechanic internally relied on a feature involving random command blocks being shot from dispensers, which was removed in 1.8.6 due to a security issue.

## Lines

### Mission 1

By Zombifier Guards:

* Time to zombify @p
* Intruder alert!
* Surprise!
* How'd you like my entrance, eh?

### Mission 3

By Snout Servants and Snout Riders:

* Kill @p and we will get respect!
* What the? Rhouff never attacks back!
* You mess with me, you mess with the Tribal Snouts!
* We're not trained to fight! Argh!

By Tribal Snouts:

* You messed with my servants! Time to face my wrath!
* I know a thing or two about fighting!
* Tribal Snouts! CHARGE!

### Mission 4

By Cropper Minions, Cropper Shooters and Cropper Harvesters in Bone Lake:

* Hey, why don't you have a snout?
* Don't crash into each other!
* Attack the swimmer!
* Oh, I'm tired of being polite! RAGH!

By Cropper Minions, Cropper Shooters and Cropper Harvesters in the Cropper's Farm:

* Hey, why don't you have a snout?
* Don't let @p steal our crops!
* Attack the intruder!
* Please leave the - Oh, I'm tired of being polite! RAGH!

### Mission 5

By Puffer Guardians:

* Prepare to have a watery grave, @p
* Charging my laser...
* I shall guard these caves! After all, I'm a Guardian.

By Puffer Zombies:

* We have spikes, too! You just can't see them!
* Want to know how I talk underwater?
* Oh, I wish I had a laser.
* Welcome to Puffer Caves. Now prepare to die.

### Mission 6

By Forest Rangers and Forest Igniters:

* Windwood can make this place more blustery, you know!
* I shall blow you away!
* I am a ranger because I shoot from a range.
* I've seen people cut down trees but I've never seen trees cut down people!

By Tree Zombies and Gust Flowers:

* Wind lets me move faster!
* Windwood can make this place more blustery, you know!
* I shall blow you away!
* This is my territory!

### Mission 7

By Toxic Workers:

* No intruders allowed unless they want to die!
* Please leave the premises. See, I'm more polite than Cropper Minions!
* What are you doing in our swamp?
* Hey, I'm trying to do my job here!

By Venom Testers:

* Would you like to be my test subject?
* No intruders allowed unless they want to die!
* Hey! I'm trying to do my job here!

By Mutated Workers:

* Oh... my skin has changed!
* GAH! It burns! It burns!

### Mission 8

* Time to squish @p
* Prepare to get glued to a cave wall!
* I shall bounce you away!

By Mutated Sludge:

* Hop it!
* Oops! Time to split!
* Want to know how I can talk? I'm mutated.
* Time to squish @p

By Mutated Grubs:

* Those Mutated Sludges are hopping mad.
* Want to know how I can talk? I'm mutated.

* Time to squish @p
* Oh, I wish I had a mech.
* I shall bounce you away!

By Mutated Sludge:

* Hop it!
* Oops! Time to split!
* Time to squish @p

By Mech Pilots:

* Those Mutated Sludges are hopping mad.
* Dr Mutation won't give up his pink jewel easily.
* Oh, I'm glad I have this mech!

### Mission 9

By Neutrino Zombies:

* Watch where you step!
* We came in from a black hole...
* We are dark matter, and that's all that matters.
* I can see the invisible floor!

By Pulsar Beamers:

* Arrows look pretty weird when they hit the invisible floor.
* I can see the invisible floor!
* To go up in space, just hit the space-bar!

By Comet Monsters:

* We are comets, so we are harbingers of doom.
* Seen any comets lately? They're right here in front of you.

### Mission 10

By Bone Servants and Wither Guards:

* Kill @p and the Tribal Snouts will reward us!
* We're trained to fight! Yargh!
* You'll never get past all the traps and puzzles!
* Two attacks in the same night? They aren't giving up.

By Temple Guards and Elite Guards:

* Two attacks in the same night? They aren't giving up.
* You'll never get past all the traps and puzzles!
* We are not to be confused with Puffer Guardians.
* Temple Guards! CHARGE!

### Mission 11

By Mountain Skeletons and Mountain Riders:

* Take a hike! This is our territory!
* No-one goes to the King's home and gets away with it!
* You can't get to the peak of Mt. Ruina!
* The tallest mountain here is 39 metres above sea level.

By Volcano Pigmen:

* Geothermal energy rules!
* I shall erupt with rage!
* No-one goes to the King's home and gets away with it!

By Magma Cube:

* Hop it!
* I am magma! Stay away!

## Trivia

* The Zombifier Guards' lines 'Surprise!' and 'How'd you like my entrance, eh?' refer to them spawning by leaping out of the walls or dropping from the ceiling.
* The line in Mission 4 'Don't crash into each other!' is a reference to the fact that the mobs in Bone Lake used to spawn riding boats.
* The Toxic Workers' line 'What are you doing in our swamp?' is a reference to Shrek's infamous outburst from the first Shrek movie.
* The trailer's thumbnail shows a Bone Servant saying the line 'You'll never get past all the traps and puzzles!', one of the only relics of this feature's existence.
* The line 'Two attacks in the same night? They aren't giving up.' could be a reference to the Assassin first entering the Snout Temple to get the Squiggly Replic. It also proves that the entirety of Assassin of Steve 2's story (from at least Missions 3 to 10) takes place in one night.
* With respect to the line 'The tallest mountain here is 39 metres above sea level.', it is in fact Mount Blacktop which is the tallest.