JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

**"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"** is the second episode of Battle for Dream Island: Moon Mix. It was released on March 11th 2021. The comic can be read here.

## Plot

#### Cold Open

Liy, Tree and Kebab are sitting on top of Weird-Ass Cat's giant machine, with Tree asking Liy how she's doing preventing death. The awkward topic (as Liy's actions lead to Balloony's death last challenge) is changed once Kebab wonders why the machine is so big in the first place and thinks about asking the cat about it. Liy instead wants to feel it, so she goes to it and feels it. Her amazement of how soft Snobal is turns to fear as she can't remove her hand from it and the cat begins to react. What exactly happens is unknown since it cuts to Tree and Kebab looking at it in horror, but by the end of it, Liy has vanished. Tree asks Weird-Ass Cat where she went, but it changes the subject to putting BFDI back together by putting the last letter in the machine. He does so, and BFDI comes out of the machine, back in one piece, only to be greeted by Weird-Ass Cat. It makes them the cohost of the show, threatening that they won't like what'll happen if they reject. BFDI is tasked with hosting the elimination, but first they need to get Juicebox, Clip and Tisha' from the radio tower. They do this easily by extended their hand, grabbing them all, and bringing them back.

#### Cake at Stake

BFDI hosts the elimination, stating they got 115 votes. The first four people safe are all dead, so they aren't able to recieve their prize, a slice of cheesecake (BFDI points out that it's just cheese, but Weird-Ass Cat points a gun at them for this). Clip is eliminated with the least amount of votes, much to his outrage, claiming the other two alive and in the bottom three didn't do anything. Weird-Ass Cat mocks them for having the least votes before swallowing them, to Tisha's absolute horror. He is then fired away from Weird-Ass Cat's rear end. Everyone else is shocked by this but it doesn't care as it's time for the next challenge.

#### After Cake as Stake

Dime and David look at a short-circuting CRT, hoping she would have gotten better. However, she instead explodes. Waffle watches this and reminds Lego Brick and Tune that they were supposed to be helping their team prevent death. However, Lego doesn't care, believing others wouldn't repay the kindness. Waffle begins to agree before Swing Set starts supporting their attitude of death prevention, suggesting they ask Weird-Ass Cat if they can revive the ones who died last challenge. Waffle goes to do so, immediately thanked by Weird-Ass Cat for asking that so they can transition to the challenge.

#### Challenge

The challenge is to dig up coffins buried underground, and open them to release and revive a dead contestant. Whichever team has dug up the least amount of coffins when all 10 of them are found will be up for elimination.

Dime realises that she and David are the only ones on the team alive, and starts digging in a panic. Meanwhile David just walks away, not caring about Dime's concerns. BFDI informs Unwarranted Product Placement they're missing Naily and that they have to find her before the challenge ends or else be up for elimination. Lollipop self-volunteers to stay back and dig while Shopping Cart, Camera and 9-Ball find Naily, but refuses to tell where she actually is despite being the only one who knows. Juicebox laments about how the challenge will be difficult since they don't have arms, only for Tisha' to immediately dig up a coffin. The coffin contains Bracelety, who immediately starts digging to find Ice Cube's coffin once she learns about the challenge. Lego Brick tells the team that he has something better in his labatory, so the rest of Studious Blues follow, except for Swing Set, still taking care of Book. While heading back to the radio tower to find Naily, 9-Ball believes Lollipop is doing fine. However, it's immediately revealed that Lollipop is sitting back and relaxing. Dime pops up from underground, unable to find any coffins and is surprised when they learn from Lolly that holes go further downwards.

Studious Blues go through Lego Brick's underground factory, conversing about science as they do. Bracelety digs up the coffins containing Shampoo and Sapphire before finding the one with Ice Cube (knowing she was in it because she smelled her scent). This guarantees Ice Cube's Excruciating Fan Club safe with 4 coffins found. Naily, still stuck in the ground from last challenge, wonders if her team is going to find her. Back in the lab, Lego Brick has found his large underground drill and uses it to dig a large tunnel underground, which the team then enters. Meanwhile, Dime is getting tired of digging and begins to take a break before Shampoo returns to the team. They are unimpressed with Dime's hole (which is more wide than it is deep), so tries to demonstrate the "correct way" to use the shovel. However, this also gets them nowhere as Shampoo holds the shovel upside down. David gets incredibly angry at this, turning red, taking the shovel, and digging rapidly underground until he finds a coffin. Said coffin holds Drear-Top, who uses David as a shovel to continue with the challenge. Shopping Cart, Camera and 9-Ball finally find Naily, and pull her out of the ground, with SC wanting to return quickly as they don't trust Lollipop. In the tunnel, Lego Brick orders Tune to knock on the walls. She instead knocks over Lego himself, but this causes a rumble, dropping down three coffins from above. The coffins contain Balloony, CRT and Deadly, the latter feeling awkward seeing Tree and running off. With 3 coffins found, Studious Blues is also safe.

Weird-Ass Cat uses a radar (itself) before extending it's neck extremely high to look over. Shopping Cart and the others have now returned to Lollipop, furious that Lollipop hasn't made a literal dent in progress. Weird-Ass Cat then approaches, growing larger, screeching at the team for not doing the challenge, threatening them with something even worse than an elimination if they don't find a coffin. For being the main reason the team hasn't done anything, Lollipop is taken away by it to "rehabiliation". Balloony returns to the team and learns about what happened to her and what could happen if they don't find one coffin, so he takes the shovel and begins digging for one. Meanwhile, Drear-Top and David have found Get Well Card, and are looking for the last coffin, containing Cake Pop. Both teams come close to finding the coffin, both feeling it with their shovels, but in the end, Unwarranted Product Placement gets the coffin, saving them from Weird-Ass Cat's punishment. They are all teleported back by BFDI, showing the results. We Don't Want That have found 2 coffins, while Unwarranted Product Placement only found 1, putting them up for elimination.

#### Stinger

In a different art style, Liy is seen contained in a capsule in a green area. She manages to break out and find a door. She heads to it, claiming she's found her next adventure.

## Deaths

* CRT - Exploded when the lava from last episode starts messing her up.

## Trivia

* This is the first episode where TheMusicalPaws worked on the script.