Homework Fail!

**Title** | Homework Fail!
 **Episode No.** | 1
 **Writer** | Milavvy

**Homework Fail!** is the first skit in the first season of Butterfly Memories.

## Cast

* Milavvy as Chinatsu Watanabe
* Yume as Nico Akiyama
* NicoNico Usagi as Kara Ashikaga
* Raspberry Crème as Hinako Endou
* Lightning Sky as Sora Miyazono

## Synopsis

The members of Monarch are hanging out at Nico's house doing homework, but it suddenly becomes very difficult when Chinatsu and Hinako continue to distract everyone with their shenanigans.

## Script

*Note: All italicized statements are either sound effects or there to explain what is happening in better detail. If the italicized statement is directly under a character's name, it is a thought that said character is having. If the statement is under a character's name but not in quotation marks, it is an action.*
* English

**Chinatsu:** *humming Chika song*

**Sora:** "Chinatsu."

**Chinatsu:** "Yess?"

**Sora:** "Excuse my language, but- Can you shut the HELL up?

**Hinako:** "Oooo someone’s mad~"

**Chinatsu:** *Clears throat* "Shuchiin gakuen~ Shuuchi no jiji—"

**Sora:** "SHUT UP!!! Stop singing and focus on your work!"

**Chinatsu:** "But math is boringggggg!"

**Nico:** "I agree with Sora. We need to get our work done, you know..."

**Chinatsu:** "Buu..."

**Hinako:** "I want candy"

**Sora:** "Do another problem and you can have some candy."

**Hinako:** "Hmmm... Liar."

**Sora:** "Just do your math."

**Hinako:** "Hmph."

**Chinatsu:** *cluelessly* "What’s nine plus ten?"

**Sora:** "ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW???"

**Hinako:** "It’s 21~"

**Chinatsu:** "Ohh oki! Thank’s, Hinako-chan~"

**Hinako:** "No problem~"

**Sora:** "hiNAKO!!!!"

**Hinako:** "Wat?"

**Sora:** "No candy for you."

**Hinako:** "Ehhhhh??!?!"

**Nico:** "Ahahaha…"

**Chinatsu:** "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have...?"

**Sora:** "Is that actually on the paper?"

**Nico:** "Aren’t we… a bit old for problems like that?"

**Chinatsu:** "It’s on the second page, look!"

**Sora:** "How old do they think we are?? Five??"

**Nico:** "I think the teacher just looked up “math problems” and copied whatever they saw..."

**Chinatsu:** "But guys! What’s the answer??"

**Sora:** "It’s simple math, Chinatsu. Come on, even Hinako could figure this one out. Tell her the answer."

**Hinako:** "A drinking problem."

**Sora:** "Eh?"

**Hinako:** "You heard me."

**Chinatsu:** "Ohhh that makes sense!!" *writes it down*

**Nico:** *hesitates but writes it down as well*

**Sora:** "OH COME ON!!!"

**Hinako:** "Do you have a better answer?"

**Sora:** "OF COURSE I DO! BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND SIMPLE MATH!"

**Chinatsu:** "Kara-chan, what do you think?"

*Silence*

**Chinatsu:** "...Kara-chan?"

*Snoring sounds*

*Everyone looks behind them and sees Kara asleep on the floor, using her notebook as a pillow.*

**Sora:** *Is done with everyone’s shit*

**Sora:** *Grabs an airhorn, walks over to Kara, and blasts it in her ear.*

**Kara:** *Wakes up* "aAHHH I DON’T WANT THE MOUTHWASH!!!"

**Everyone except for Kara and Sora:** *Laughs like complete idiots*

**Sora:** "...What mouthwash?"

**Kara:** "Mouthwash?"

**Sora:** "...Yes"

**Kara:** "Who said anything about mouthwash?"

**Hinako:** "You did, hun~"

**Kara:** "You all must be hearing things then, I didn’t say anything!"

**Chinatsu:** "Kara-chan, Kara-chan!!"

**Kara:** "What?"

**Chinatsu:** "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?"

**Kara:** *Stares blankly*

**Kara:** "Really big hands if you can actually hold that many bottles."

**Chinatsu:** *Nods* "I see, I see..." *writes it down*

**Sora:** *Growls*

**Nico:** "How do you even hold two bottles in one hand without dropping them?"

**Hinako:** "You get really big hands."

**Nico:** "How does one get really big hands?"

**Hinako:** "You sell your soul to satan~"

**Chinatsu:** "Ooo spooky!"

**Kara:** "And how do you do that?"

*Sora is in the background losing her shit once again.*

**Hinako:** "Welll you make this weird circle thing to summon satan..."

**Everyone except for Hinako and Sora:** *Nods*

**Sora:** "Hinako..."

**Hinako:** "Then you like, sign this contract thing..."

**Sora:** "Hinako!"

**Hinako:** "And then—"

**Sora:** *Cuts her off by blowing the airhorn again.*

**Sora:** "GET TO WORK AND STOP TALKING ABOUT SUMMONING SATAN!!!"

**Everyone else:** "Awww..."

**Nico:** "But Hinako was—"

**Sora:** "I don’t care! Get to work!"

*Everyone works quietly.*

...

**Chinatsu:** *Cluelessly* "What’s five times two?"

**Sora:** "aRGHHHH-"