Alisa Loves Beck/ Transcript

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[STARTING AT BEVERLY HILLS ACADEMY]

[Alisa enters]

Alisa: Hey Bryan have you seen Jake, my powers are really out of control and I need help [hands sparking with electricity]

Bryan: I heard that he was taking down Glitter Man from robbing that Arts& Crafts

Alisa: Any Idea when he is coming back?

Bryan: Well I heard someone was also robbing Ch--- [gets zapped by Alisa by mistake and flies away]

Alisa: Oops, sorry I just can't control my electricity right now.

[Amika enters through chair from lair]

Amika: Hey Alisa, has Jason come, he's supposed to teleport me and I don't know

Alisa: Last time I saw him, he said he was going to get a smoothie, and I don't know

[Jake enters]

Alisa: Why you all glittered up!

Jake: Well, if you must know, I was fighting Glitter Man, and he Glitter-kabombed me

Alisa: So, couldn't you take a shower, or wouldn't glitter come off when you transformed back? [accidentally throws electric ball at Jake but it doesn't affect him]

Jake: AYY WHAT WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Alisa: Sorry

Jake: Anyway, He used super-sticky glitter that went deep into my clothing. Schwoz said he'll find a way to fix it but it's taking

Amika: Okay, WHERE IS JASON!!!!!!!!

[Jason teleports into room]

Jason: Sorry I'm late, Instead of teleporting to Beverly Hills Academy I ended up in Big Valley Hills Arcladhemy

Amika: What's an Arcladhemy.

Jason: Apparently, [Shouting angrily] THE SHARP PART OF THE HILL!

Alisa: So you went tumbling down the hill?

Jason: Yeah, almost ended up in a crocodile's mouth, but luckily, I can teleport

Amika: Good for you! Anyway just teleport me

Jason: Kay, lets go[teleports with Amika out of the room]

Jake: Well, have you guys ever taken down glitter man?

Alisa: I wanted to but------ [gets run by water from Bryan]

Bryan: Sorry, meant to do it over my plant

Alisa: Well, the went quick.

[THEME SONG]

[AT FOODERS]

Alisa: Why is today so booooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

[Beck walks across room]

[Love music starts playing; The One in My eye]

Beck: Uhm, hey lady, can I get you anything

Alisa: [in a love emotion voice] A water would be fine, but you brought yourself so, I'm pretty good!

Beck: Uhm....... what, you said a water

[Jason and Amika teleport into the room]

Amika: Did anyone see us teleport

Jason: Nah, everyone is looking at a waitress, their date or their food.

Beck: Oh, hey, you guys scared me, it's like you came out of nowhere

Amika:[guilt laugh] Nowhere? We just ran here really fast

Jason: Oooh, Imma go get a donut sample

Alisa: I'll also get a love donut with a heart with pink cream on top and sprinkles

Amika: Are you okay, you HATE pink, and you are acting weird

Alisa: Ohhh, you wanted a donut too, [screaming at Beck] WAITER! WAITER! WAITER!

Amika: Uhhh?!

Captain Man: You won't get away with this Masked Bad Guy

Masked Bad Guy: Then how come I am already getting my way [evil chuckle]

Captain Man: Well, luckily I have a weapon, SUPERMOVER! get in here!

[Teleports by book station]

Supermover: I'm stuck, the boxes are securing me

Captain Man: Luckily, I have another weapon, THUNDERBOY!

Masked Guy: If you looking for your blue guy, I tied him up with a blindfold and told him Booked on Books is far from this place

Captain Man: What?! So Thunderboy has gone who-knows-where, WindGirl's hands have been locked in a box with her mouth taped, Supermover is stuck by the station where you get building equipment, What next, A bucket of pee on top of my head?

Masked Guy: Well, I might put one

Captain Man: This is why never come to Booked on Books, They always have bad service

WindGirl: [angry mumbling]

Captain Man: Uhm, you can get a muffin later! Right now, Telia your our only hope

Telia: Have you guys noticed the sun today?, So bright!

Captain Man: Who cares about the Sun!? Just zap him

Telia: Maybe we can all take a walk out together and get down to Groovy Smoothie to get some milkshakes? My treat!

Captain Man: For Pete's sake! Just zap the dude!

Telia: Maybe we can also get blended cheescake!

Captain Man: He's getting away!

Masked Bad Guy: See ya later, alligators! Oh and thank you for allowing me rob Booked on Books

Captain Man: DANGIT TELIA JUST ZAP HIM WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

Telia: Maybe I should draw us a painting. I use to paint in my day

Amika: [mumbling]

Captain Man: No Amika you still can't have a muffin

Amika: [mumbling]

Jake:[to kids] Listen, never in my years of fighting crime, have I ever been embarrased like that!

Jason: So, what could we do, I was stuck by books, they had trapped Amika's hands and mouth, which we still have to remove the tape frrom her mouth

Amika: [mumbling]

Jason: We will, just wait! They had tricked Thunderboy which still had not return

Amika: [mumbling]

Jason: You're right, he could be anywhere which is scary.

Jake: My problem was Alisa.

Jason: Yeah, she's been acting weird lately

Jake: So we all agree, we must illuminate her

Amika: We are not going to illuminate our friend

Jason: Whoa, how did you get the tape off

Amika: I had to lick it off so it won't stick. But now my tongue is sticky

[Alisa enters]

Alisa: Hey guys. Isn't Today so wonderful! I even made a painting of all of use and put a heart on top to show respect that we're a crew.

Amika: Hey Alisa, we wanted to ask you why your being so nice

Alisa: Who, Me? I am always this nice! You know what? Imma head down to Fooders to get us some food to celebrate happiness.

Amika: Uhmm

Alisa: You don't even have to say a word! Just text me your orders

Amika: But your phone is here

Alisa: Byeeee!

Jake: Whatever possessed her is making her useless in crimefighting! So we all agree. We must iilluminate her!

Jason and Amika: Noo!

[Schwoz enters]

Schwoz: Instead of illuminating her, I've gotta better idea! I've built a machine that can detect what's wrong with her

Amika: Oh, easy and better

Schwoz: All we need issa little bit of her blood

Jason: I'm not getting it, She is way too scary

Amika: Well, she all nice now.

Jason: Fine

Jason: I got her blood, and found my brother

Bryan: Masked Bad Guy tricked me!

Amika: Was it easy to get her blood?

Jason: Yeah, all she said was "Anything for you guys"

Schwoz: Now, I must insert her blood into the machine

[Machinery noise]

Schwoz: And the reason she is nice is........................................................ In love!

Amika, Jason and Jake: [in shock] In love?

Amika: Can your machine tell who she is crushing

Schwoz: Why didn't you say that when I was buikding my machine?

Amika: Cause I never knew you building this [mocking Schwoz] machine!

[Down at BHA]

Jake: Here are the most likely suspects for Alisa to love

Bryan: I'm not the smartest, but aren't those that least likely suspects

Amika: Exactly

Jason: That's what I just was about to say

Jake: They are reasonable

Amika: To not be her crushes

Jason: [small laugh] Good One!

Jake: Okay!, give me reasons why it couldn't be any of these people

Amika: She hasn't met Henry

Bryan: I don't even think she knows Double G, so how could she know Triple G

Jason: And Hudson had moved to New York

Amika: And you just had to Asher Angel there, like he is too old for her, and she said she doesn't llike actor men

Jake: Oh well fine, scratch out. Oops forgot to put LeBron James

Amika: Lebron James is already married

Jake: Oooh, is his wife a mom

Jason: Just stop right there!

Jake: Oh, and you gonna say not Beck, because she doesn't like waiters

Amika: It could be Beck though, because this behaviour started after she went to Fooders and saw Beck

Jason: [laugh] Alisa, in love with a waiter? It's so obvi, She has a crush on me

Amika: [laughs] You, what makes you think she has a crush on YOU!

Bryan: Yeah, its obviously me!

Amika: It can't be ANY OF YOU because we've known her for more than 4 weeks, so she couldn't have a crush on you guys now!

Jake: Yeah, Heck I've known you guys for 18 weeks now!

Amika: You've known us for 8 weeks, stop mixing up 18 and 8

Jason: He needs to shake his sillies off

Jake: Uhhh, no one tells me to shake it off except Taylor Swift singing it.

Amika: You're just copying what Michael B. Jordan said on one of his movies

Jake: Shh, Don't say that on camera!

Bryan: Maybe me and Jason will find her at Cheesy's hanging out with her crush, maybe even staring at him

Jake: Is it at the close and gross Cheesy's or far and nice Cheesy's

Jason: The far and nice Cheesy's, people only go to the close one just because their in a rush!

Jake: Well, Maybe i should just go random hunting. All geared up and ready, gonna hurt some randomies I don't know, going to make some stranger bleed!

Amika: Well, I'm going to check at Fooders, and if I'm right, you guys owe me a soda

Bryan: Deal! Now lets go before she changes her mind! [teleports with Jason]

Amika: I'm going to Fooders

Jake: And I'm going to look at pictures of LeBron James' wife

Amika: Whatever

[Alisa walks into Fooders]

[Love music playing: My Number .1]

[Alisa grabs a chair and just stares at Beck]

[Amika opens door and sees Beck working with same love music playing]

[Beck spills yoghurt on his t-shirt]

Beck: Oh boss, uhm I spilt yoghurt all over my shirt, can I go wash it off

Boss: Sure, Beck

Alisa: Amika!

Amika: Alisa, I never expected you to be here!

Alisa: Then why did you come here

Amika: Uhmmmmm........................ I was just---------------------

[Bryan and Jason enter and look at Beck angrily]

Jason: Wait, I think that's Alisa's crush!

Bryan: Ya, that guy's got hair but not like mine. He's more prettier than me! He's got everything that I don't have. How coud anyone compete with that!

Alisa and Amika: Bryan and Jason!

Bryan and Jason: Girls!

Alisa: Okay!, someone tell me what is going on before a zap and vaporize someone [hands sparking with electricity]

Amika: Kay No offence, but we lost a fight due to your little crush!

Alisa: What crush!

Bryan: Your Becky Boy! Who you love so much!

Alisa: Don't you ever talk to me or Beck like that

Jason: Okay, you need to shake your anger off

Alisa: Uhm, are you Taylor Swift?

Jason: Pp, No!

Alisa: Then don't tell me to Shake it Off [hands sparking]

Bryan: Great! Your powers are back! Lets not make her anymore angry before she exposes us!

Amika: This little crush of yours is destroying your hero life and also ours! So give up on your crush before we cannot fight crime anymore!

Alisa: Uhh, my love life will never come in front of my hero life.

Jason: It literally just did!

[Kids agruing]

[Jake walks into Cheesy's]

Jake: [sweating and tired] Hey guy, I just walked into 12 stores, looking for this women [shows picture of women] When I looked up a page of "single moms" I called one and she said she will meet me at the close Cheesy's. Ugh this Cheesy's STINKS. Her name is Leila Jones! Oh my gosh I am so out of breath!

Guy: Oh, you talking about Leila Jones, I'm with her, I am her brother she went to the bathroom.

Jake: Ohhhh, phew!

Guy: Nice kitana, I also have one

Jake: Really!?

Guy: Yeah! And I also came with my sis because I heard she said she was meeting some guy she met and also to met her single mom friend.

Jake: Really!

Guy: Si!

Jake: Cool!

Guy: Ayy, want some water?

Jake: Oh, yes, thank you very mu-

[Guy spills water over Jake]

Jake: What was that fo- fo- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Guy: Yeah, it burns, that was blended hot peppers with transparent food colouring

[Jake running around]

[Guy puts on mask]

Masked Bad Guy: Sorry, I wasn't your friend, or I haven't had a sister named Leila Jones, I was just tricking you! I was really Masked Bad Guy [evil chuckle]

[Jake presses watch to call Hero League]

[At Fooders]

Amika: You let your personal life, wait not person, love life get infront of your hero life

Alisa; My Love life is non of your buiswax

Bryan: It is if it's affecting us

Jason: Guys, Gu-Guys, **GUYS!**

Amika, Alisa and Bryan: [screaming] **WHAT!**

Jason: Our watch is beeping

Amika: Oh crime, looks like Jake has spotted Masked Bad Guy at Cheesy's

Alisa: Yeah, lets go kick this masked guy!

Amika, Jason and Bryan: YEAH! [walk out of room with Alisa]

[At Cheesy's, Masked Bad Guy is kicking Jake]

[He then hits him with a bat]

[Hero League enters]

WindGirl: Hey!

Masked Bad Guy: Oh, hey guys, gonna help me get away with another crime! [laughs]

WindGirl: Not this time! [blows him with wind]

[Telia zaps him with her electricity powers]

[Supermover teleports next to him and punches him and when he tries to punch Supermover back, He teleports behind him, hits his back and teleports back to his original place]

[Thunderboy creates a cloud and makes a hailstorm over Masked Bad Guy's head]

Telia: Eat ligthning fool! [zaps him again]

[Supermover teleports next to him, kicks him and then grabs his arm and teleports him to jail]

Supermover: I took out the trash to jail! [fist-bumps Telia]

[WindGirl fist-bumps Thunderboy]

Jake: Hey guys! Can you help me down!

Telia: Mmmmm, Nah! We'll leave you there for a night

WindGirl: It's goods to have you back Telia!!

Telia: Thanks! Now let's go down to Groovy Smoothie and grab a smoothie

[IN THE LAIR, THE KIDS ARE WATCHING ALAYAH BREAK THE NEWS]

Alayah: BECK HAS GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND AND HAS BOTH MOVED TO BAHAMAS IN THE CARREBEAN. And even gross news, she wairs hair clips. YUCK

[IN REALITY, AMIKA AND ALISA ARE CRYING]

Alayah: And a New criminal is born, Mr Night-Light! He was caught stealing a soda from the shops! Anyway I have no more news but this program still has 30 minutes, So I'm going to just stare at my phone

[In reality]

Jake: Anyway, I hope we all learnt a valueable lesson today.

Amika: Don't put your love life in front of your hero life!

Alisa: Don't show emotion or allow people to take your blood so they don't know your crushing someone

Bryan: Improve your hairstyle and looks so you can look better than other boys!

Jason: Don't just hang out with strangers!

Jake: No, we have learnt that there is a beautiful lady out there, named Leila Jones, who loves me, and is looking for me

[Everyone groans]

Bryan: Listen, Leila Jones doesn't exist [everyone agrees]

Alisa: Those apps, LIE TO YOU! [everyone agrees]

Amika: They make fake people to get you to use their apps [everyone agrees]

Jason: They just want popularity

Jake: No the are not!

Everyone: well!!

Jake: Well, there is Leila Jones, waiting for me!

[Everyone starts arguing with Jake]