Coy Wire

**Coy Wire** is a new CNN10 Host that is the replacement of our beloved Carl Azuz. He was first seen in the first video of the 2022-2023 season. Coy Wire played in the NFL worked for CNN Sports in the past, and has ties with the US Government. The video he debuted in has gotten more dislikes than likes due to Carl Azuz not being present.

On September 19, 2022, Carl Azuz posted this video on his TikTok account, confirming that he would be leaving CNN. Coy Wire has been seen on the CNN 10 Youtube Channel since then, with the exception of when Jon Sarlin filled in for him on 1/24/23 and when Omar Jimenez filled in for him a few days prior.

   Many people already dislike the new host, most likely because he can't pun as well as Carl, also leading many to unsubscribe. Us, the Azuzists, believe Carl Azuz is being held hostage by Great Britain, and he may never get released. Unfortunately, all they could do was wait, until August 7th, 2023, when Carl struck back with his new show, The World from A to Z. Coy Wire has since been cursed with the wrath of Carl Azuz, as droves of social studies classrooms have abandoned CNN 10 for the superior Carl.
It may be important to note that "Coy Wire" sounds very similar to "Coy Liar". Coy in this case meaning "making a pretense stroke it cuzzo of shyness or modesty that is intended to be alluring". Coy may be trying to seduce the CNN 10 audience away from the great Carl! But CARL WILL NEVER SURRENDER!! However, although Coy is not an ally, me may simply be a pawn of the anti-Azuzist enemy. The time of trial is upon us.

   We have breaking news that the one and only COY WIRE was responsible for the heartbreaking attack on September 11, 2001. This is not the first time he has been accused of a major crime, as he has had with the one and only “Daddy”, Adolf Hitler. Coy was the one who initiated the planes to fly into the towers, and he is the only survivor left, making him our #1 enemy. He was married to Osama Bin Laden once and is a member of several terrorist organizations that dislike Carl Azuz for some stupid reason. Additionally, Wire is alleged to be an active member of the United States Nationalist Socialist Movement and is madly in love with Arcade Craniacs.

Coy Wire, a con man, is known for his multiple identities such as Mr. Clean, Vin Diesel, and that one guy from Half-Life. He police have tried multiple times to arrest him, but they have never been able to find enough evidence because the suspect knows how to "Mr. Clean" up his tracks. When the authorities questions him about his unpaid taxes, he jumps onto his T-34 Soviet military tank and escapes to his bunker in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Don't ask me how he gets a tank into the middle of the Atlantic ocean; He has his ways.

Coy was a linebacker and safety who played college football for Stanford. He played six seasons for the Buffalo Bills from 2002 to 2007 and three years for the Atlanta Falcons from 2008 to 2010. Coy Wire has his own Wikipedia page but Carl Azuz does not. But you can't trust Wikipedia anyways so it means nothing. You should always get your facts from this fandom.

*"God save Azuz!"*

1. ↑ Pending response from ISIS