The Girl Who Almost Drowned

**The Girl Who Almost Drowned** is the first episode of Cycle Three. It first aired on the 21st of October 2017 and introduces nine new models who will compete in eight long grueling weeks to find out who is Sims Next Top Model!

## The Girl Who Almost Drowned

*The camera pans down to Crim and two new judges standing next to her*

Crim: Hello Viewers to the newest cycle of America's Next Top Sim!

Crim: This cycle we have all new models

*Insert models walking down a catwalk*

Crim: New Drama

*Insert video of a stank ass ho bar fight*

Crim: And new judges

*Shakila and Sierra look into the camera*

Shakila: HI I'M SHAKILA

Sierra: HI I'M SIERRA

Both: WE SMILE FOR MILES

Crim: So hold onto your edges... and your seats

Crim: Cycle Three is in full function bitches

*Intro plays and then it shows Crim and the nine finalists*

Crim: Hello bitches

Girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Crim: So girls surprise, I wanna see your walks straight away so you will be taking part in a Shakila Fashion Show

Martha: OOO SHOOEKLTHUI CXHB

Crim: Ok sis... well I'll see you there. Bye whores

Girls: Bye Crimmmm

*At the fashion show the girls strut their shit*

Shakila: Hey girls

Girls: Hey Shakila

Shakila: So we're going to see your walk ok bitches, kk

*They get up on the stage and strut their shit*

Shakila: First up Mariah

*Mariah walks like a fucking spider and her legs are everywhere*

Shakila: Oh god

Shakila: Next Michelle

*Michelle literally walks down like a normal bitch in the street*

Shakila: Why tho

Shakila: Theresa get up

*Theresa walks 0.00001 miles per hour*

Shakila: Drag her off now

Shakila: Now Martha

*Martha has an actually pretty good walk and surprises Shakila \*which is very hard\**

Shakila: Hmm

Shakila: Next Whitney

Whitney: I cant walk

Shakila: Why

Whitney: I'M A PLUS SIZE MODEL WITH BLACK FRIENDS AND MY BLACK FRIENDS SAY I CANT WALK

Shakila: Die

Shakila: Stick you're up next, wait I mean Serena

Serena: Wow

*Serena struts her shit but her face is dead*

Shakila: Wow did we find these bitches at the street

Shakila: Alright Candance get yo jush

*Candance lowkey slays but gets robbed for storyline*

Shakila: Next Bre

*Bre trips all over the runway*

Shakila: Mood tho

Shakila: Finally Rose

*Rose... we won't talk about her*

*The show finishes and the girls meet up with Shakila*

Shakila: Ok so you were all a mess but I won't decide the winner of the challenge

Candance: Huh

Shakila: Please welcome Lady Fafa

Girls: OH MY GOSHH

Lady Fafa: Hey bitches

Lady Fafa: The winner of this challenge will be decided by mwah

Bre: Yasss

Lady Fafa: The top three best girls were Candance, Serena and Martha

Serena: Om

Lady Fafa: The winner will receive an advantage for the first ever photoshoot

Lady Fafa: And the winner is Martha!

Martha: AAAAAAAAAAA. YES THANK YOU SO MUCH

Lady Fafa: Don't touch me

Candance: Um ew how

Martha: What do I win?

Lady Fafa: Patience... the first ever photoshoot of this season will be done at the Granola Bar Beach

Theresa: Where the fuck is that

Lady Fafa: Do you think I would know

Lady Fafa: Anyway you will be wearing some lingerie and yeah

Martha: What do I win tho

Lady Fafa: You get to wear my outfit I wore for my Helephone music video

Martha: AAAAAAAAA

Lady Fafa: And you get to keep it

Martha: I AM DECEASED

Shakila: Thank You Lady Fafa

Lady Fafa: You're not welcome, bye girls

Girls: Bye... I'll see you at your first ever photoshoot

*The girls enter the limo where they meet past contestant Joy*

Joy: HELLO GIRLS

Girls: OH MY LORDD

Serena IC: So we enter the limo to see one of the best contestants ever Joy

Joy: Hello girls today I'm here to educate you on messy bitches

Rose: OOO

Joy: As you know the cycle I was on was full of sluts like Cindy and Delia... I'm here to educate you on how to overcome the drama

Michelle: Yas

Joy: Step One: Bully their weight

Whitney: Choke

Joy: Here's an example, hey Whitney die you fucking fat

*The girls clap with joy*

Joy: Step Two: Tell them they're ugly

Joy: Rose you're a piece of ugly shit

Rose: Oh my god

Rose IC: JOY JUST CALL ME UGLY I'M DECEASED I LOVE HER

Joy: Finally Step 3: Don't be racist we're not Kerry Mathis

Theresa: BITCH

Joy: Oh look here we are girls... remember have fun and don't let other bitches take you down, bye

Girls: Bye

*The girls walk onto the beach to meet Sierra Dumbo*

Sierra: Hey bitches I am a fashion stylist, makeup artist and a photographer

Whitney: You're point?

Sierra: My point is I am a judge and decides who stays and who doesn't, got it sweetie

Whitney: Oop

Sierra: So head over to hair and makeup and like I'll shoot you

*The girls head over to hair and makeup and the first girl to get shot is Michelle*

Michelle: Hi Sierra

Sierra: Ok just pose

*Michelle poses and like shows her assests*

Michelle: Leak was that good?

Sierra: It was meh just leave

Michelle: K

*The day goes on and the fifth girl to get shot is Theresa, the other girls watch from a distance*

Theresa: Watch this bitches

Sierra: pose

*Theresa pulls these backbends, jumping forward, legs in the air, lying on the floor, the other girls look in shock*

Theresa: Bye sweaties

*The last girl to get shot is Martha*

Martha: My outfit is so good

Sierra: Ok sis

Martha: Um what are you doing

*Sierra pulls out a fan and turns it on and it blows Martha's weave off*

Martha: Why did you do that

Sierra: Awks... just pose

*Martha fixes her weave and poses*

Sierra: And that's a wrap

*Everyone packs up and the girls head home*

*Back at the house*

Theresa: Oh god what a long day

Candance: Ye sure

Martha: Bitter?

Candance: Ugly?

Whitney: Fucking fatties

Mariah: Don't talk about yourself like that Whitney

*Ren I mean Bre walks off*

Bre: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

Mariah: SAY THAT AGAIN BRE I'LL BEAT YOU UP

Rose: CALM DOWN FATTIES

Michelle: What a bunch of messy whores

Theresa: Legit... honestly bye I don't have time for seven-year-old fighting

Michelle: Same I'm going to bed

*Serena walks into the kitchen to find Whitney eating M&MS*

Serena: Ok Fat

Whitney: WHATEVER I'M A SIMS NEXT TOP MODEL

Serena: Not if your fat

Whitney: Not if your an anorexic skinny bitch either

Serena: How dare you

Whitney: Fight me

Serena: I have dignity bye

*The camera fades away to Panel*

Crim: Hello bitches... you don't know our judges

Crim: Sexy noted fattie bitch Shakila

Shakila: Hi girls

Crim: Dumbo Relly Cunt gang member Sierra

Sierra: Hi girls don't mess with me

Crim: And special guest judge Lady Fafa

Lady Fafa: Hello girls

Crim: And you know our prizes

Crim: A six page spread in Souge Italian Illumnati Magazine

Crim: And a $100,000 Coversim contract, good luck sisters

Crim: Let us begin

Crim: First up Rose

Rose: Hello

Crim: So the girls had to do a photoshoot in Lingerie at the beach, here is your best shot

Crim: Eugh you look really uncomfortable

Lady Fafa: Eugh you know I just eh

Sierra: I don't like it... and this is your best shot like lmfao why

Rose: Thank you

Crim: Next challenge winner Martha

*The judges clap*

Martha: Thank you

Lady Fafa: Well done on the challenge win you were great

Crim: Well let's see if your photo was great

Shakila: I like the way your hair is blowing in the wind

Lady Fafa: You done my outfit proud

Crim: Well these judges seem to like, I find it very meh, the face is great

Sierra: If only you like straightened the left arm

Martha: Thank you

Crim: Next Theresa

Sierra: You were slaying it at the shoot well done

Crim: Well here is your best shot

Lady Fafa: YAS YAS YAS I want you on my music videos now

Theresa: Wow

Crim: My only problem is that your body should've been more straight like no

Shakila: Shut the fuck up

Theresa: Oop

Crim: Alright next is Mariah

Mariah: Oh

Sierra: You're showing off an ass you don't have, why

Mariah: I'm

Crim: It's meh, the face is okay I guess

Mariah: Alright

Crim: Next Bre

Crim: It's very boring, it looks like Martha's but worse

Bre: Oh...

Shakila: I'm just gagging, not in a good way, if you make it past this week practice your face in the mirror trust me

Bre: Ok

Crim: Next Serena

Serena: Ciao

Crim: Questo è il tuo scatto migliore

Serena: Huh

Crim: That's Italian sweetie

Serena: Oh

**Claire death stares Crim from the ceiling**

Crim: Here is your best shot

Lady Fafa: Are you like naturally this skinny

Serena: Naturally

Crim: Good, I like this shot very weird but cute

Serena: Thank you

Crim: Next is Martha

Martha: Hi

Shakila: The first plus-size model of the show

Crim: Well let's see her best shot

Sierra: Boring

Crim: I agree the shot is so off and nasty

Whitney: Oh

Crim: Go back, next Michelle

Michelle: Hey

Crim: Here is your best shot

Shakila: Hmm

Lady Fafa: Interesting pose I like it

Sierra: Of course you do

Michelle: lol

Crim: Alright thank you

Crim: Finally Candance

Candance: Hello

Crim: How did you feel about Martha winning the challenge

Candance: I thought I deserved it but I'm not going to deny the fact she slayed

Lady Fafa: Hm

Crim: Well let's see if your winning with your photo

Sierra: I love this, everything is just so perfect amazing

Crim: I agree it looks so delicate but fierce

Candance: Thank you

Crim: Alright girls while you leave we will make our decision

*The girls leave and the judges scramble and decide the elimination and soon they're done*

Crim: I have eight photos in my hand, each photo represents the girl who is still in the running to become Sims Next Top Model

Crim: Best photo this week which will be displayed as digital art in your new L.A home is...

Crim: Candance

Candance: Wow thank you so much

Crim: Congratulations you're still in the running for Sims Next Top Model

Crim: Runner-up for best photo is... Theresa

Theresa: Thank yew

Crim: Well done

Crim: The next name is Serena

*Serena takes her photo*

Crim: Martha!

Crim: Michelle...

Crim: Bre...

Bre: Phew

Crim: Well done Bre you're still in the running for Sims Next Top Model

Bre: Thank you

Crim: The next name I am going to call is

Crim: Rose

Rose: Thank god

*Mariah looks at Whitney scared*

Crim: We know you have it Rose, bring it now sister

Rose: I will I promise

Crim: Will Mariah and Whitney please step forward

Crim: Mariah you stand before me for someone who produced such a meh photo this week

Crim: While Whitney the complete opposite to Mariah stands before me for having a great face but just weak poses

Crim: So who stays?

*Crim shows the final photo*

Crim: Mariah

Mariah: Thank you so much

*Whitney pulls a stank face*

Crim: Step it up Mariah we know you can bring it

Crim: And as for you Whitney I thought you had it

Whitney: I do

Crim: Then go out there and prove it

Whitney: K bye

*Whitney storms out and back to the house*

Whitney: Fuck this show I am Sims Next Top Model bye fatties

*Insert video of Whitney fading away from the rest of the models*