Joe Mama

Joe Mama, also known as Joe Bus, rarely Bus Joe, or just Joe, (though not to be confused with Jobus or Joebus) is a standard sized off-road bus that is currently racing around the Grin-Gobi desert at high speeds, ranging all the way up to 250 KM per hour. It doesn't normally leave a space of around 200x200 KM in the desert, and travels the perimeter of this area many times a day. The bus has never been stopped, although nobody and nothing of significant strength has ever tried.

The inside of Joe Mama is considered an extra-dimensional space that is 90% overlapped with Crunkiverse 00A, making it so that the space inside the bus is larger than it should be. While the appearance of the bus from the front and rear is normal, the bus seems to extend further forward or back than physically possible, which is why it is considered an extra-dimensional space. Reports from those who have escaped Joe Mama have said the end of the bus is approximately one mile from the front.

What makes Joe truly interesting is the method of entering the bus. If you ever get one of your homies with a "Joe mama" joke, the victim will instantly be transported to the Joe Bus, nearing the back. A "Joe Mama" joke is defined as a joke that prompts the victim to say "Who's Joe?". The transportation can be stopped if the victim says "It back" before the assailant says "Joe Mama".

Once on the bus, the victim will immediately feel the intense speed the bus is moving at, causing a loss of balance and inhibiting movement. There is an emergency door in the back, but it is locked at all times. Making it up to the front of the bus will take some time, but if one does they will encounter the human form of Joe Mama, usually just called Joe Mama. It usually will take the form of a tall muscular ape, though other grotesque visages have been reported. Joe Mama will be driving the bus once the victim arrives, but will proceed to get up and say "I'm Joe". Joe Mama will then proceed to engage in battle with the victim. Joe Mama isn't that much stronger than a regular ape, but considering the tight space, it could be a challenge for those lower than a Level 3 mastery of Sacred Arts. If defeated, the victim will be transported back to where they were originally teleported from.

It is to be noted that while the bus is constructed from normal metals and plastics, the inside of the bus is an extra-dimensional space, so non-reality benders can't break out of the bus or teleport out. If trying to enter the bus from the outside, the inside of the bus will appear as normal, but with no driver.

## Trivia

* There resides within the extra-dimensional space an individual named Joebus, who has reportedly been there as long as he can remember. Those who have met him describe him as being easily 70 to 80 years old. He will attempt to advise those unfortunate souls who join him there, often pleading them not to leave him as he is no longer strong enough to attempt the journey to the front and does not want to die alone. When asked, he claims his name has nothing to do with his circumstances and is completely coincidental
* Dorian Knobb (AKA The Doorman) has reportedly visited the inside of this bus. According to Joebus, one day the back door of the bus opened and an old man wearing a uniform seemingly standing in a bathroom peered through to see what was going on and promptly closed the door not wanting anything to do with that nonsense.