Let's Play SMASH UP

**Let's Play SMASH UP** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Tick tock, it's bot-bot o'clock.*"
―Luke
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "I've been waiting three years to play this game. Three years I've been waiting to play this on the channel."
* Who's *going to come out on top of this faction action* and who's *going to get... well, smashed up*?
* We are joined by Twitch Twins Blair and Holly celebrating the new NRB x Twitch!
* Laurie is very excited to play this game, in case we could not tell.
* We start off strong with a 'yee-roar' from Blair, the cowboy dinosaurs. Joke of the Day already from Laurie with 'Tyrannosaurus Tex', everyone is delighted.
* Laurie is the incredibly manly Ninja Ponies. There is a discussion of what the most manly activity is - putting up a shelf or murder.
* Holly has her pet cemetery with the walker cats. Blair is delighted.
* Luke saw robots and wanted more robots. He is the zapbot change-a-bots. There is significant talk of 'bot-bots'. Always check for lumps!
* Return of the Tower of Destiny, along with a Teri appearance!
* Luke was showing off during his first turn. Quite frankly, he should be ashamed.
* Blair wasn't actually listening, she was reading her cards. Upside-down, apparently.
* They've continued the bot-bot bit so many times that it now has to be in the video.
* Best part about games is making up your own rules. Everyone is certain that the comments will agree.
* There's a raptor in the changing room!
* Blair's fingers cracked. Disgusting. Probably from all that checking bot-bots, which they don't do on the Twitch. Holly has definitely never done that. Message of the day - always check your bot-bots. Laurie is struggling to do the math with so much talk of bot-bots.
* Laurie's Big Turn! He actually does an incredible job and comes first in breaking a base in one turn with some excellent combos.
* Oh shit, Holly having a turn! Oh, here she goes!
* Laurie's now all tuckered out after his Big Turn.
* Holly plays the 'They Keep Coming' card. It's about zombies, not cats. Or pornstars.
* Luke plays one million minions in one turn.
* Laurie's doing his Big Turn again. He's broken the base again.
* Backing the mystery option was the wrong decision. Laurie gets points, but it is his favourite game. Perhaps it is unfair, but the fault lies with them. It would have been more embarrassing if he was bad at it, to be fair. Blair wants to wake up from this.
* Holly pulls an A-tier Smash Up move. But she's embarrassed about it. Now Blair's embarrassed at Holly's embarrassment. And Laurie finds second-hand embarrassment embarrassing.
* Luke has number blindness.
* Casual lore formed for the bot-bots, not-bots and the unicrave.
* They are all racing to come up with more butt-themed jokes as Blair thinks.
* They all forgot how close Laurie was to winning. Luke's Big Turn may never arrive.
* Luke's big-brain move is here. He just needs to work out 8+9.
* We have a duel. The cowboy, Pinkerton, versus Notimus Prime.
* It's a close call in the end, but a very deserving win!
* Get on bots!

## Scores

* Blair: 12
* Luke: 12
* Holly: 13
* Laurie: 15

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Laurie.
* This episode was a delayed replacement for the originally scheduled *Let's Play K2*, after real-life news events meant that the originally planned episode was unfortunately timed.
* Talking heads are not available for this episode.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.