Clitaris

**Clitaris** is the villainous assistant of Bazarack, who is constantly being abused and tormented by him. Whenever that's towards him or his wife, Silah. Despite this, he is always loyal to Bazarack. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar" and served as a recurring secondary villain until his death in "War and Peace". He is voiced by David Kaye.

## Biography

Clitaris first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar", where he alerted Bazarack about The S.H.A.T. Squad coming to his kingdom to assassinate him. Bazarack called him "Clitoris" and insulted his wife, Silah, several times.

In "Robot Revolution", Clitaris alerted Bazarack that the energy dome around Dome City had gone down and suggested they attack at once, since they have no idea how long it'd be down. Bazarack took his sweet time organizing a parade and made Clitaris work on getting Rock and Roll Squid for the parade. Clitaris went to a distant planet where time moved slower and spent millennia teaching squids how to play rock and roll music. This took way longer than his average lifespan, so he invented a cloning machine to make younger clones of himself every time he was about to die. By the time he finally brought the rock and roll squids back, Bazarack changed his mind about them and told him to get them out of there, making all of Clitaris' painstaking work for naught.

In "Save the Reaper Demons", Clitaris provided emotional support for Bazarack at The Big Sipper Bar about his humiliating failure infiltrating Dome City in the previous episode. Bazarack threatened Trondo that if he didn't leave him alone, he'd kick Clitaris' ass. He also rode in the passenger seat when he drove back home and allowed Bazarack to barf in his boot before they crashed into Plorpus's Pancake Pod.

In "St. Pudchuggers Day", Clitaris stood idly by with his bare face hanging out, while Bazarack met with Billy. He had no dialogue.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Bazarack infiltrated Dome City and dropped a nuclear bomb on Clitaris' house, while he was having dinner with his family. This blew up his house and injured his kids. At the time, Clitaris didn't know who nuked his house.

In "Flammily Reunion", Clitaris helped to take Bazarack down to Shady Acreon 4 to get his web domain back.

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Clitaris invited Bazarack over to his house before the upcoming re-election to meet his wife and kids. Bazarack commented on the destruction of the house, the injured kids, and ugly-ass wife and Clitaris explained how a bomb from Dome City was dropped on his house. While Bazarack was pooping in the bathroom, Silah told Clitaris that she was sick of how Bazarack was treating him but Clitaris begged that Bazarack was a good man, deep down, albeit a little pushy and rough around the edges. Just then, a news report came on, where leaked intel from Billy revealed that Bazarack was the one who nuked Clitaris' house. For the first time, Clitaris was pissed off and he lost all respect for him. Clitaris made it clear that he would not be voting for him in the re-election. In the end, Bazarack won Clitaris' respect back by beating up and kidnapping his wife, cloning her, killing and gutting the clone, wearing the clone's corpse like a suit, and then going up to Clitaris and saying how she's changed her mind about Bazarack and truly believes he should vote for him. Clitaris trusted his wife and cast the final vote for Bazarack, winning him the election. Just then, Bazarack ripped his disguise off and laughed in Clitaris' face for this before finally leaving to go back to work.

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Clitaris was working for Bazarack again and forced into submission, allowing Bazarack to treat him and his wife like shit again. Bazarack ate Harold's lunch, thinking it was Clitaris' and then feared for his life that Harold would get his revenge. Clitaris suggested they just fire Harold but Bazarack had the better idea of just opening a restaurant called Bazawraps and paying off the debt. Clitaris worked as an employee there.

In "Memory Wars", Clitaris made some blueprints for a suit that would allow for Bazarack to simply walk right through the energy dome but Bazarack thought the idea was crap and threw it into the Idea Furnace. When Bazarack tried to have sex with Flammy, Clitaris kept cock-blocking him, worrying for his safety. When Bazarack finally got to bed her without Clitaris' intrusion, Flammy pulled out a gun and tried to shoot him, proving Clitaris right all along. Luckily for Bazarack, Clitaris jumped in and took the bullet for Bazarack, sacrificing his life for him. As Clitaris lied there, dying, he made his last wish to Bazarack to infiltrate Dome City and take down Renzo once and for all. After Clitaris died, Bazarack promised to honor his wish and called him "Guitar Piss" by mistake.

In "War and Peace", Bazarack followed through on honoring Citaris' dying wish and presented his corpse to the other enemies of Renzo as motivation for taking him down. In lieu of Bazarack's absence, Quarf worked as Bazarack's assistant instead but it just wasn't the same because Bazarack would make insults about Quarf's wife, when he didn't have one so it didn't make sense. After Bazarack won the war, Clitaris came back, saying that he faked his death to motivate Bazarack to finally take over Farzar. Bazarack was frightened by Clitaris' presense, assuming he was a zombie and then he shot him dead for real, officially killing Clitaris.

## Appearance

Clitaris is a giant red alien with curved horns, a black loincloth and the Bazarack army uniform.

## Personality

Clitaris is a strong and silent type, who serves as a loyal and submissive ally to Bazarack, allowing Bazarack to torment and mistreat him and his wife all the time, while letting it all roll off his back so he can be mature and calm about it. Very rarely does Clitaris ever reach his breaking point, with the main exception being in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", when he got pissed off and officially lost his respect for him, upon hearing he was responsible for nuking his home, mutilating his kids, and possibly killing his wife. Cliratis is a beleaguered assistant, who often offers wise advice to Bazarack but is always ignored in favor of Bazarack's bullshit. Nevertheless, Clitaris puts up with Bazarack's crap no matter what, making himself a bit of a pathetic pushover with no dignity or self-respect, whatsoever.

## Episode Appearances

* Welcome to Farzar
* Robot Revolution
* Save the Reaper Demons
* St. Pudchuggers Day (Non-Speaking)
* The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins
* Flammily Reunion
* Baz, Bangs, and Brains
* The Great and Powerful Ozner
* Memory Wars
* War and Peace (Dies)

## Trivia

* His name is a portmanteau of the female sexual organ, "Clitoris" and the astrological sign, "Taurus", which is a joke on how he has horns like a bull and is red, shiny, and difficult to find.