The Wild, Wild Wasteland (Episode 1)

*This roleplay was conducted in WeegChat, on August 14, 2015.*

* A large 4 eyed crab wanders the Mojave, in search of a mate
* 7:51HiddenlichWhen it makes a mating call, it is maliciously bitten into by a Blood Dragon, a mutated abomination created by the massive radiation of the Nuclear War.
* More Blood Dragons appear, and they start to share the meal
* 7:52Weegee Clone 7734A centipede-worm hybrid crawls past the blood dragon through its small dirt tunnel
* 7:53Finn168719A mutated human that has two heads, that is bald, and has small hands charges at the Blood Dragons only to get bitten by one
* 7:55Weegee Clone 7734Another humanoid watches from the safety of a bush
* 7:55Hiddenlich????: \*Using a voice changer to hide voice\* Pack of Army Dogs detected.
* 7:55Finn168719A mutated human starts screaming in pain as it was getting eaten by the Blood Dragons
* 7:55Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: Some creatures are really stupid now
* 7:56HiddenlichArmy Dogs are a nickname for Blood Dragons, given the fact they have very thick and tough skin
* 7:57Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: I better find a different bush, this one isn't safe enough to eat
* 7:58Hiddenlich???? moves closer to the Blood Dragon pack
* 7:58Finn168719A car noise was heard, attracting the Blood Dragon pack
* 7:59Weegee Clone 7734Commencer moves stealthily to find a more edible bush
* 8:00Finn168719Raiders: Came and get us you ugly creatures!
* 8:00Hiddenlich???? shoots the Blood Dragons on the unprotected backs of their necks, killing them or paralyzing them
* ????: Raider detected, moving to cover
* 8:02Finn168719Raiders starts shooting at the Blood Dragons
* 8:03Hiddenlich????: Requesting Stalker interference.
* Command: We are unable to do this, Red Hawk.
* Command: You must either evade or engage in combat
* ????: Red Hawk out.
* 8:05Hiddenlich???? stealthily tries to evade the Raiders
* 8:05Finn168719One of the Blood Dragons knocks the car down
* 8:07Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: ...Hmm, those blood dragons left some of their food
* Commencer: Do I risk it? I don't have much to defend myself anymore
* 8:07Hiddenlich???? thrusts forward with his thrust boots onto a rock pile
* There are also a few dead Blood Dragons
* The meat underneath their skin is edible, but not the skin itself
* ???? sees a nearby town, and heads to it
* 8:11Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: Oh wait, there's a dead blood dragon too
* Commencer: I doubt the blood dragons will attack me if I sneak off with this
* 8:12HiddenlichHe is cautious however, due to sand worms
* 8:12Finn168719The Blood Dragons starts devouring the Raiders
* 8:13Weegee Clone 7734Commencer grabs a blood dragon and starts tugging it to the bushes\*
* 8:14Hiddenlich????: Command, I am heading to a nearby town, non-aligned to the Dominion. I will head back when I am resupplied.
* Commander: Roger Red Hawk.
* One-Eyed Barnabas: What did I tell you about stealing my sugar supplies?
* Raider: YOU TOLD ME NOTHING CYCLOPS! NOW HAND OVER THE \*\*\*\*ING SUGAR!
* One Eyed Barnabas shoots the Raider with a shotgun
* One Eyed Barnabas: Raiders. Idiotic fiends who live in scum.
* 8:16Finn168719A rusty blue car was seen
* 8:16Weegee Clone 7734Commencer drags the blood dragon farther
* 8:17Hiddenlich????, interested by the blue car, heads to it
* 8:17Finn168719Something seems strange inside the blue car, which is bigger in the inside
* 8:18Hiddenlich????: ?
* ????: Must be reduxed engineering. Smaller on the outside, bigger on the inside.
* 8:19Finn168719Moniter: Welcome to Finn's TARDIS, Time travelling system, offline forever.
* Finn was seen lying on the floor unconscious
* 8:22Hiddenlich????: Doctor Who references...
* ???? bangs in the blue car's door, and walks away
* 8:22Finn168719Finn wakes up
* 8:22HiddenlichNikolai: HEY! YOU DOMINION!
* 8:22Finn168719Finn: Where am i?
* 8:22Hiddenlich????: Yes, citizen?
* Finn had to have been here
* 8:23Finn168719Finn sees that the second room was unstable
* 8:23Weegee Clone 7734Commencer is seen dragging the blood dragon near the town
* 8:23HiddenlichNikolai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A NEUTRAL SETTLEMENT?!?!
* ????: I have stopped to resupply.
* 8:24Finn168719Finn opens the TARDIS door
* Finn: Where am i?
* 8:24HiddenlichNikolai: Well, \*\*\*\* OFF! Little people serve your kind here.
* ????: I am not the one downsizing people.
* Nikolai: SHUT UP!
* 8:25Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: HEY NIKOLAI, WE GOT MORE FOOD AND SKIN
* 8:25Hiddenlich???? walks away, ignoring Nikolai
* Nikolai: GOOD! WE WERE RUNNING REAL LOW!
* 8:25Finn168719Finn goes back to his Van and checks how old is he.
* Finn: I'm 450 years old now....
* 8:26Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: Got lucky and found a dead blood dragon, dragged it back. Not in the best condition but still a good find
* 8:26Hiddenlich
* By the way, the nuclear war occurred in 2067
* 8:26Finn168719Okay.
* 8:26Hiddenlich
* It is now 2341
* 8:27Finn168719Finn goes to the Anti-aging machine to make himself keep his same looks (Anime Finn) and also increase his lifespan
* 8:27Hiddenlich
* Nikolai: It could feed us for a week!
* 8:28Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: I didn't bother to check if there were others, but some raiders got into a scuffle with a few
* 8:28HiddenlichNikolai: "Raiders"? There were multiple?
* 8:29Finn168719Finn goes to his driver seat
* 8:29Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: Yes
* Commencer: I snuck it by while they were busy getting their beat in
* 8:29HiddenlichNikolai: Hmm. That is odd. Usually they come around these areas alone.
* 8:30Finn168719Finn hits a vehicle horn
* 8:30Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: Maybe a few formed a truce?
* 8:31HiddenlichNikolai: I don't know. After the collapse of the Human Settlement Pact, they started coming
* Nikolai: \*Looking at ????\* All thanks to the Dominion.
* Nikolai: Their troops don't come around these areas to often. If I was a brute, I would get others to help me take that one on.
* ???? is getting some water
* 8:34Finn168719Finn continues using the vehicle horn
* 8:34Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: Well let's get to work skinning this thing
* 8:37HiddenlichNikolai takes out an electric knife
* Nikolai: Hold it. I am going to take off the huge plate on it's back.
* 8:37Weegee Clone 7734
* Commencer holds the body in place\*
* 8:38HiddenlichNikolai sees an injury in the plate, and uses the electric knife to make an incision
* Within a minute, he is able to start peeling off the plating
* Civilian: AIEEEEEEEEE!!!
* ???? has his gun pointed at the corpse
* 8:40Finn168719Finn starts driving the car
* 8:40Hiddenlich????: Trying to mug an armed soldier of the West Dominion of America?
* ????: Ha ha ha ha...
* ???? leaves
* Nikolai: ...
* 8:41Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: What the....
* 8:41HiddenlichNikolai: THAT'S IT! THAT OUTRAGEOUS \*\*\*\* HAS DONE IT! KILLING AN INNOCENT CIVILIAN!
* Nikolai charges at ???? from the back with the electric knife
* 8:41Finn168719A car noise was heard
* 8:42Hiddenlich????: Easy...
* 8:42Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: Oh damn it
* Commencer chases after Nikolai trying to stop him\*
* 8:42Hiddenlich???? grabs Nikolai's arm, breaks it, and uses his other arm to stab the knife into Nikolai's neck
* Nikolai falls to the ground dead
* 8:42Finn168719Finn's car was seen making this noise
* 8:42Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: ....
* Commencer stops in his tracks, shocked
* 8:43Hiddenlich????: Mugging is not an innocent act. Neither is attempted murder out of rage.
* ???? walks out of the settlement
* 8:44Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: ...YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL THEM
* 8:44Hiddenlich???? ignores the Commencer, and continues walking
* Meanwhile, in another, more larger settlement
* 8:45Weegee Clone 7734Commencer: Whatever, you self-absorbed Dominions always flexing
* 8:45HiddenlichMutants are all over the settlement, and there are virtually no pure humans in sight
* They seem to all be surrounding a lab, waiting for the special message
* Announcer: Today, marks a profound day in history! Today, we open the cryo labs of this city's most historical landmark!
* 8:50Weegee Clone 7734Some mutants attempt to clap
* 8:51HiddenlichThe Announcer presses a button
* A huge machine comes out of the floor of a garage-like structure
* The Announcer presses another button
* Doors are opened
* Chilling air is let out of them
* 8:52Weegee Clone 7734Mutants cheer in whatever way they can
* 8:54HiddenlichSome humans, and other humanoid races, come out of them
* 8:54Finn168719Penwardian 1: Where am i?
* 8:55HiddenlichFrancis: I hate cryo pods.
* Francis looks at the walls
* Francis: I hate steel walls.
* Francis: I hate elevator mechanisms.