RippingoutyourGuts Man

OSHA isn't the only thing I'll violate tonight....

### Hates

OSHA, goody two shoes architecture, tied shoelaces, Arthur C. Clarke, Meica Deutschländer Sausages, Huckleberry Finn with all the N words removed

### Likes

Construction, villain hideouts, E Tanks, Rockman and Forte GBA Port, Throwing Rocks at homeless people, Republic of Palau, disregarding Asimov's laws of robotics, Billy Joel Armstrong, Cranking 90s, cement mixers, his diamond sword sword you cannot afford ford, Catgirl ASMR Roleplays

## Biographical information

### Crimes committed

Every OSHA violationSqueezing this stupid fucking baby (should be legal tbh)Shoplifting

## Physical description

### Height

Tall enough to get on the Devilcoaster ride for free (twice)

## Appearances

### Appears in

This wiki

RippingoutyourGuts Man is a construction robot built by Dark evil robotcs LLC and also one of the Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction. Despite Dark evil robotics being a limited liability company (LLC), RippingoutyourGuts Man does not take liability for anything, ever. Especially if it involves death of anyone but RippingoutyourGuts Man......

## Biography

### Early Life

RippingoutyourGuts Man was built in a factory in Italian America, a country bordering African America, which has a dark and troubled past but is not evil (they only evil act they committed was inventing that stupid fucking "I'm walkin' here!" accent). He was equipped with state of the art construction tools like drills, hammers, diamond pickaxes, cranes, bulldozers, a copy of Jamiroquai's hit album "Travelling Without Moving", wrecking Balls, jackhammers and a strong frame modeled after Berserkio Simpson to lift heavy objects. He was the perfect goody two shoes construction robot but one day he was visiting OSHA headquarters he realised how much quicker work gets done if he ignores their regulations so he shop lifted the building and threw it down the stairs. He also did this because his parents were killed twice by Shinobis hired by OSHA, they survived both times, but that didn't stop RippingoutyourGuts Man so he killed all the OSHA Assassins but then it turned out his parents were the founders of OSHA and then he killed them too. After this incident he joined the rival construction company DARK Man construction GMBH which specialises in building ominous castles and other dastardly villain hideouts. He also became the leader of the Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction by beating their previous leader in a "who can make more african children starve by not finishing their plate" competition.

### Life with the Five Fiendish Foremen

By joining the Fiendish Foremen he met Construction site legends such as Railroadio the Death Engine, Cornelius Evil Jr. The Orphanage Demolisher, Minecraft Steve and his then new employee Bob The Killer. The Foremen were an unstoppable constructive force that bulldozed and built a Satanmart on top of anyone who dared oppose them. DARK Man Construction and the Foremen were so successful they eventually got jobs for the Italian Mafia to build their dark evil hideouts and marijuana plantation. They also built awesome mansions of traditional montenegrin architecture but only for sexy half stands half vampires.

### Assault on Guacamole bay

One Night RippingoutyourGuts Man and his fellow Fiendish Foreman Concretius the Vile Conqueror of Asphalt Roads were walking the streets of sardinia when suddenly the Concretius really needed to use the B\*throom. They were near Mount Megadeath so they went to Guacamole bay in hopes to use their Defecatorium. After the guards denied them entry they invaded guacamole bay and killed all the inmates by throwing boulders at them, putting Satanas (Satan + Bananas) on the floor and untying their shoelaces before gutting them with a chainsaw. This made them very hungry so during their break they built a Freddy Fazbear's Pizza on the second level to get something to eat and to finally get some bowel relief, after which they continued their rampage fuelled by their V for Vendetta against the guards that brought them so much pain.... RippingoutyourGuts Man then ran into Berserkio, the man in who's image he was built. They had an honorable but unfair duel (RippingoutyourGuts Man used the ol' reliable "Look over there!" trick atleast twice) which ended in a draw. Berserkio, recognising his robot counterpart's strength gave him an ancient masakari made of golden-silver Damascus.

### Masakari Incident

At one particular construction site in italy, the construction of President Evil's third evil lair to be exact, RippingoutyourGuts man made a graveous (grave + grievous) mistake that cost him exactly 1 tool (and the life of an employee but who cares). When he was going on break to enjoy his E (short for Evil Pimento Cheese Sandiwich) he accidentally left his Masakari in the tool box and when he came back he found that it was gone and so was Bob the Killer... Then he proceeded to find some stupid baby made of ash and squeezed it with his hand to let out his frustrations.

## Abilities

### Akuma Drill

A powerful drill that spins so fast it can drill through anything and also it shoots a laser beam that ricoshets on air particles so it never misses.

### Trash Burnin' Hellfire

This attack was originally used for waste disposal purposes. He opens his mouth and shoots a 1000000 Kiloton beam of napalm hellfire.

### Chainsaw

I hope you know he packs a chainsaw. He'll skin your ass raw. And if his day keeps going this way he might break something tonight. He packs a chainsaw. He'll skin your ass raw. And if his day keeps going this way he might just BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT!!!

### Boulder throw

He can perform a jump that causes an earthquake when he lands and a boulder lands on his hand which he can throw at enemies. This boulder is either his size or mount everest.

### Anti-Stand Software

He has special software created by the brilliant computer scientist Steven Employment that allows him to see stands, punch stands, use stands as jump rope, shove stands into school lockers and install up to 6GB of horseshoe crab footage.

### Pollution Punch

Every time he uses this devastating attack, a plastic straw gets thrown into the ocean. Objectively his most vile and evil attack.