Peru/Transcript

[20:39] == ReddyProbst [32b2c318@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.178.195.24] has joined #Redvivor

[20:39] \* Chrome\_\_ doesn't auto-scroll

[20:39] == mode/#Redvivor [+o ReddyProbst] by Velocirapstar

[20:39] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Velocirapstar] by ReddyProbst

[20:39] == maybethinking has changed nick to Toadspecmaybe

[20:39] == mode/#Redvivor [-o Velocirapstar] by ReddyProbst

[20:39] <Dynaspex> Hey fam

[20:39] <@ReddyProbst> hey fam

[20:40] == VanessaRousso [4a58ccc5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.74.88.204.197] has joined #Redvivor

[20:40] == mode/#Redvivor [+v VanessaRousso] by ReddyProbst

[20:40] <Dynaspex> Your RP sucks.

[20:40] <@ReddyProbst> your life sucks

[20:40] <Dynaspex> Wow my phone autocorrects RP

[20:40] <@ReddyProbst> checmate atheists

[20:40] <@ReddyProbst> checkmate\*

[20:41] <@ReddyProbst> wow 8 people

[20:41] <@ReddyProbst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE

[20:41] <@ReddyProbst> @ALL

[20:41] <Dynaspex> I thought those Chrome\_\_ messages were system messages for some reason

[20:41] <+VanessaRousso> (CONF):I can't wait to start playing the game. As a poker player, I'll be able to read these houseguests like a book.

[20:41] <@ReddyProbst> lol same

[20:41] \* Chrome\_\_ laughs

[20:41] <@ReddyProbst> @Dyna

[20:41] <Dynaspex> Also If I stay on here my phone lol die so see u lat0r

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[20:42] <+StellatheSinger> FIX IT.

[20:42] == TypicalAshleyCha has changed nick to TypicalAshCharac

[20:42] <+StellatheSinger> WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED

[20:42] == TypicalAshCharac has changed nick to TypicalAshChar

[20:42] <+StellatheSinger> WHEN YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEEEEEEDDDDDD

[20:42] <+StellatheSinger> WHEN YOU FEEL SO TIRED BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEEEEEP

[20:42] <+StellatheSinger> STUCK IN REVERSEEEEEEEEEEE

[20:43] <@ReddyProbst> o no

[20:47] <+Velocirapstar> .

[20:47] <@ReddyProbst> RT if you're still here

[20:48] <+Velocirapstar> RT

[20:48] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> [20:50] <@ReddyProbst> RT if you're still here

[20:48] <+TypicalAshChar> RT

[20:48] <+JanishaWilde> RT. ;)

[20:48] <+StellatheSinger> Fave

[20:48] <+TypicalAshChar> LOL @Stella

[20:48] <+Juan\_Ricardo> I can't RT

[20:48] <+Juan\_Ricardo> I AM DYING

[20:49] <+Juan\_Ricardo> \*camera zooms in\*

[20:49] <+TypicalAshChar> Oh my god, are you okay???

[20:49] <@ReddyProbst> NO

[20:49] <@ReddyProbst> NOT JUAN

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[20:49] <@ReddyProbst> HE'S SUPPOSED TO WIN

[20:49] \* TypicalAshChar holds Juan in her arms

[20:49] == ReddyProbst changed the topic of #Redvivor to: PM ME WHO YOU ARE

[20:49] <+TypicalAshChar> You... are... really... heavy!

[20:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo> \*looks at TAC's eyes\*

[20:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo> You are

[20:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo> so pretty!

[20:50] <+TypicalAshChar> Aww, that's so sweet!

[20:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo> I THIK I'M IN LOVE!

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[20:50] <+TypicalAshChar> But I'm not allowed to date until I'm 16, so...

[20:50] <+TypicalAshChar> Sorry!

[20:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo> but I can't love you...

[20:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo> \*camera zooms in\*

[20:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo> I HAVE GONORRHEA!

[20:50] \* TypicalAshChar drops Juan

[20:51] \* ReddyProbst gasps

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[20:51] \* Chrome\_\_ dances

[20:51] \* Chrome\_\_ is in the future

[20:51] == Merryweather [ae19f218@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.25.242.24] has joined #Redvivor

[20:51] \* Chrome\_\_ is in the past

[20:51] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Merryweather] by ReddyProbst

[20:51] \* Chrome\_\_ is anywhere but here

[20:51] \* Chrome\_\_ flies away

[20:51] == Merryweather [ae19f218@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.25.242.24] has quit [Client Quit]

[20:51] \* TypicalAshChar tries to fly and falls to the ground

[20:52] == PrettyLittleLiar [18babb96@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.186.187.150] has joined #Redvivor

[20:52] \* PrettyLittleLiar stares at camera

[20:52] <PrettyLittleLiar> ... then who was A?

[20:52] <+TypicalAshChar> Ooh, me!

[20:52] <+TypicalAshChar> My name starts with A!

[20:52] <@ReddyProbst> i am A

[20:52] <@ReddyProbst> fab host

[20:52] <@ReddyProbst> (:

[20:52] <+Velocirapstar> (the tranny)

[20:52] \* PrettyLittleLiar widens eyes

[20:52] <PrettyLittleLiar> You BITCH.

[20:52] <+TypicalAshChar> Your name starts with R, though...

[20:53] \* Chrome\_\_ is offended by Velocirapstar

[20:54] \* Velocirapstar is offended by own existence too

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[20:54] <+TypicalAshChar> Aww!

[20:54] <+TypicalAshChar> Come back!

[20:55] == mode/#Redvivor [+v PrettyLittleLiar] by ReddyProbst

[20:55] <@ReddyProbst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE

[20:55] <@ReddyProbst> @ALL

[20:56] == ChrisChristie [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has joined #Redvivor

[20:56] == FearfulPatricia [uid90476@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cpgrkhneyemieetc] has joined #Redvivor

[20:56] == mode/#Redvivor [+v FearfulPatricia] by ReddyProbst

[20:56] == mode/#Redvivor [+v ChrisChristie] by ReddyProbst

[20:56] <@ReddyProbst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE

[20:56] <+ChrisChristie> (have I been done by a non-Nate yet?)

[20:56] <+PrettyLittleLiar> (no)

[20:56] <+ChrisChristie> (k)

[20:56] \* PrettyLittleLiar receives text message

[20:56] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Hmm

[20:56] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Oh my... God.

[20:56] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Who am I?

[20:56] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Hmm

[20:57] <+TypicalAshChar> You text too? @Pretty

[20:57] <+TypicalAshChar> I don't have a phone yet, but I text on the internet!

[20:57] \* Juan\_Ricardo sweats

[20:57] <@ReddyProbst> jUAN IS a

[20:57] <@ReddyProbst> CONFIRMED

[20:57] <@ReddyProbst> or...

[20:57] <@ReddyProbst> IS IT?

[20:57] <+PrettyLittleLiar> ... you text on the internet? @TypicalAshChar

[20:57] <+JanishaWilde> People aside from me text? Damn!

[20:57] <+Juan\_Ricardo> I am... myself!

[20:57] \* PrettyLittleLiar looks up TypicalAshChar on the internet

[20:57] <+Juan\_Ricardo> \*camera zooms in\*

[20:57] <+Juan\_Ricardo> \*dramatic music plays\*

[20:57] <+TypicalAshChar> Of course, silly! ^-^

[20:57] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Hanna, right here. It says they were in jail for ten months.

[20:58] <+PrettyLittleLiar> If TypicalAshChar has access to internet AND committed a crime... maybe they're A.

[20:58] <+PrettyLittleLiar> #typicAlAshchAr

[20:58] \* TypicalAshChar smiles

[20:58] <+ChrisChristie> Hey there, it's me, Chris Christie, and I want to be the next president of the United States.

[20:58] \* ChrisChristie eats a donut

[20:58] <+TypicalAshChar> I'll vote for you! @Chris

[20:58] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP

[20:58] \* ChrisChristie eats another donut

[20:58] <+TypicalAshChar> ...

[20:58] <+ChrisChristie> Sorry, force of habit.

[20:58] <+TypicalAshChar> Okay, whatever...

[20:58] <+ChrisChristie> I'm not used to having supporters.

[20:59] <+ChrisChristie> I would give you a button, but I think I ate them.

[20:59] \* PrettyLittleLiar enters room

[20:59] \* PrettyLittleLiar gasps as door is forcibly closed

[20:59] <+PrettyLittleLiar> HELP!!

[20:59] <+JanishaWilde> Oh hey Chrissy. I think my mom was throwing your name around the other day?

[20:59] <+PrettyLittleLiar> YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS, A!!

[20:59] <+TypicalAshChar> I'm not used to having supporters either, but do you see me complaining?

[20:59] <+PrettyLittleLiar> AHHHHH!!!

[20:59] <+ChrisChristie> Shut up! @Janisha

[20:59] <+ChrisChristie> oops, sorry again

[20:59] <+JanishaWilde> Something about you being a fatass and awful human being... damn... great to meet you.

[20:59] \* ChrisChristie eats third donut

[20:59] <+ChrisChristie> Oh.

[20:59] <@ReddyProbst> FearfulPatricia

[20:59] <@ReddyProbst> Juan\_Ricardo

[20:59] <+ChrisChristie> Your mom's probably jealous.

[20:59] <@ReddyProbst> PM me who you are

[20:59] <+ChrisChristie> New Jersey is awesome.

[21:00] \* ChrisChristie eats fourth donut

[21:00] <+Yana|> Heeeey! :D

[21:00] <@ReddyProbst> dun dun dunnn

[21:01] <+ChrisChristie> Hey, wait

[21:01] <+ChrisChristie> Reddy?

[21:01] <@ReddyProbst> ?

[21:01] <+PrettyLittleLiar> CONF: It's obvious that A is causing us to only have 9 contestants. Easier to kill us all off, one by one.

[21:01] <+ChrisChristie> Can I buy an advertisement slot for one of my campaign commercials?

[21:01] <+ChrisChristie> No other networks will let me because I'm too fat. :(

[21:01] <+PrettyLittleLiar> One of us here is sending these text messages, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it!

[21:01] \* ChrisChristie eats fifth donut

[21:01] <@ReddyProbst> Sorry you're too fat

[21:02] <+ChrisChristie> Aw. :(

[21:02] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP

[21:02] \* ChrisChristie eats sixth donut

[21:02] \* TypicalAshChar holds a mini laptop

[21:02] <@ReddyProbst> Maybe i't's Ashley

[21:02] <@ReddyProbst> @PLL

[21:02] <@ReddyProbst> \*A\*shley

[21:02] <+ChrisChristie> Probably Obama. @PLL

[21:02] <+JanishaWilde> the Ashley I went to Middle School with!?

[21:02] <+PrettyLittleLiar> a laptop...?

[21:02] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Ash, you wouldn't mind me looking through it, would you?

[21:02] \* PrettyLittleLiar smashes laptop

[21:02] <+TypicalAshChar> I'm not allowed to have a large laptop since my parents think it's not for children.

[21:02] <+TypicalAshChar> NOO!

[21:02] <+JanishaWilde> Well DAMN she's come a long way.

[21:03] <+PrettyLittleLiar> CONF: Now A can stop stalking us.

[21:03] <+TypicalAshChar> It had a bunch of Latasha Lee tapes on it!

[21:03] \* TypicalAshChar cries

[21:03] <+JanishaWilde> You have bossy parents too...? @TAC

[21:03] <+TypicalAshChar> Um, duh.

[21:03] <+JanishaWilde> I mean, who doesn't? But like, strict ass ones.

[21:03] <+TypicalAshChar> Wait, was that too mean?

[21:03] <+TypicalAshChar> Sorry, yes!

[21:03] \* ChrisChristie eats seventh donut

[21:03] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*receives text messages that says Be careful in the dark, I might not be able to see you, bitch. --A\*

[21:03] \* PrettyLittleLiar gasps

[21:04] <+TypicalAshChar> Can I have some? @Chris

[21:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo> ¡Perdón!

[21:04] <+JanishaWilde> That's nto mean. You want to see mean go talk to my momma, she is NOT a nice lady.

[21:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo> I'm back

[21:04] <+ChrisChristie> NO!

[21:04] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP!

[21:04] \* ChrisChristie eats eight donut

[21:04] <+TypicalAshChar> Those donuts look super good... they are so round and perfect...

[21:04] <+ChrisChristie> \*eith

[21:04] <+JanishaWilde> Wasn't until the second grade I learned my name wasn't trash face.

[21:04] <+ChrisChristie> \*eight

[21:04] <+ChrisChristie> \*eighth

[21:04] <+ChrisChristie> Like me. :) @Ash

[21:04] <+VanessaRousso> Chris, I will not vote against you for the first vote if you give me a donut

[21:04] <+VanessaRousso> Do I have your word?

[21:04] <+ChrisChristie> MY GODDAMN DONUTS!

[21:04] \* ChrisChristie eats ninth donut

[21:05] \* TypicalAshChar sighs

[21:05] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Vanessa, I feel like you have a secret. You can tell me. I can keep it.

[21:05] \* Juan\_Ricardo looks at Chris Christie.

[21:05] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Are you eating a...

[21:05] <+Juan\_Ricardo> \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:05] <+Juan\_Ricardo> DONUT???????????

[21:05] <+ChrisChristie> Don't stare at me just cuz I'm fat! :(

[21:05] \* ChrisChristie eats tenth donut

[21:05] <+ChrisChristie> Yes. :(

[21:06] <+Juan\_Ricardo> :o

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[21:06] <+JanishaWilde> Chris, I don't think that's the reason anyone is staring at you <.<

[21:06] <@ReddyProbst> PM me who you are

[21:06] <@ReddyProbst> @Merryweather

[21:06] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP!

[21:06] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Merryweather] by ReddyProbst

[21:06] \* ChrisChristie eats eleventh donut

[21:06] == ReddyProbst [32b2c318@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.178.195.24]

[21:06] == realname : c-50-178-195-24.hsd1.in.comcast.net/50.178.195.24

[21:06] == channels : @#Redvivor

[21:06] == server  : herbert.freenode.net [DE]

[21:06] == idle : 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 10 seconds [connected: Fri Aug 14 20:39:27 2015]

[21:06] == End of WHOIS

[21:06] \* Merryweather flutters around

[21:06] <+Merryweather> Oh dear, oh dear. This looks rather frightful.

[21:06] <+JanishaWilde> It's probably those damn DONUTS!

[21:06] <+TypicalAshChar> What are you? :o @Merry

[21:06] <+Yana|> (conf) Chris is like so unbearable to look at and his prescence just like drains me. And where does he keep getting all those donuts from? He's so weird like how can you even eat that much oh my god.

[21:07] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: Hi! My name is JSha, I'm 17 and I'm from OHIO!

[21:07] <+ChrisChristie> They're MY donuts leave me alone! :(

[21:07] \* TypicalAshChar scratches arm

[21:07] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: I'm here because of my parents. Fun, right? <~<

[21:07] \* ChrisChristie eats twelfth donut

[21:07] <@ReddyProbst> Okay

[21:07] <@ReddyProbst> go now y or n

[21:07] <@ReddyProbst> @all

[21:07] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: We're all out of cash cause my dad just keeps on buying random shit we don't need. And guess what he does?! Sends ME out HERE instead of HIMSELF.

[21:07] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Wait a minute... if I'm still getting texts even though I smashed Ash's computer, that means it's not her... so who is A?

[21:07] <+VanessaRousso> you have 10

[21:07] \* PrettyLittleLiar gasps in shock

[21:07] <+VanessaRousso> go

[21:07] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: It still /MAKES/ me /FURIOUS/!

[21:08] <+TypicalAshChar> Yay, it isn't me!

[21:08] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: Like seriously, what the hell? \*folds arms and scoffs\*

[21:08] <+Merryweather> Well, a bonfire won't stop A @PLL

[21:08] <+Merryweather> Maybe if you reason with A, everything can come to a happy end :)

[21:08] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Only A would say that. I'm onto you.

[21:08] <+TypicalAshChar> And thanks for smashing my favorite thing on Earth besides Kim Possible @Pretty

[21:08] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: But that to the side... if I win this, I'm keeping at least a hundred bucks to get myself a really cool lava lamp.

[21:09] <+ChrisChristie> I think we should start!

[21:09] <+Merryweather> Oh silly, fiddle-faddle!

[21:09] <+Yana|> (conf) Merryweather like thinks she's so cool when really she's so annoying and no one cares about her advice. /:

[21:09] <+ChrisChristie> But first I need to use the little future president's room!

[21:09] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: Orrrr... maybe I should keep a little more? This is a million bucks we're talking about. . =\_=

[21:09] \* ChrisChristie goes to bathroom, takes massive dump

[21:09] == FearfulPatricia was kicked from #Redvivor by ReddyProbst [wibble]

[21:09] <+TypicalAshChar> CONF: So, I... uh... have no friends! :O

[21:09] <+ChrisChristie> Ugh, that was a PRESIDENTIAL deuce, as the cool presidents call it.

[21:09] \* Merryweather flutters around

[21:10] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: Anyways, I studied Redvivor... a lil.... before I came here. And when I say studied I mean watched like an episode of one of the seasons and then got bored. ;-;

[21:10] <+Merryweather> Oh, nature is so beautiful.

[21:10] \* Merryweather casts a spell to make flowers grow

[21:10] \* ChrisChristie eats thirteenth donut

[21:10] <@ReddyProbst> (sorry this is taking a literal year to start)

[21:10] <+Merryweather> Looks like the weather was merry to these plants ;)

[21:10] <+VanessaRousso> (CONF) I can't wait tostart playing the game. I know my poker skills will make me an unstoppable forrce

[21:10] <+Merryweather> Oh how quaint.

[21:10] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: Whatever, who needs it anyways? I think I'm smart enough to handle this... at least I think, haha. I have a feeling now this won't be too different from home.. just instead of being yelled at by my parents, I'll be yelled at by the bitches I'm stuck on a team with.

[21:10] <+PrettyLittleLiar> CONF: Reddy doesn't have an A in his name, so I know he's not Big A. Marlene King would never allow that.

[21:10] <+TypicalAshChar> CONF: I need to make best friends on this journey or else I've, like, FAILED!

[21:10] <@ReddyProbst> sound logic

[21:10] <@ReddyProbst> @PLL

[21:11] <+JanishaWilde> CONF: At least now I can be an independent young woman. No chores, NOBODY is in charge of me! \*strikes a Superman-esque pose\*

[21:11] \* Hayley\_TAR26\_ looks at competition

[21:11] <@ReddyProbst> ALRIGHT

[21:11] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I hope these people LISTEN to me!! Haha

[21:11] <+TypicalAshChar> ALRIGHT! @Reddy

[21:11] <@ReddyProbst> dON'T GET SNAPPY WITH ME

[21:11] \* Merryweather uses wand to shrink in size and floats to Reddy

[21:11] <@ReddyProbst> @aSH

[21:11] <+JanishaWilde> My momma forgot to pack snacks, like seriously, this bag is damn empty!

[21:11] <+Yana|> (conf) Janisha is such a child. /:

[21:11] \* JanishaWilde shakes unzipped backpack

[21:11] <+TypicalAshChar> I'm not getting snappy, I'm just being like my bestie! :D

[21:11] <@ReddyProbst> i am currently flying over the vast, remote nation of

[21:11] <+TypicalAshChar> Peru!

[21:11] <@ReddyProbst> PERU

[21:12] \* Juan\_Ricardo removes t-shirt

[21:12] <@ReddyProbst> ...

[21:12] \* TypicalAshChar smile

[21:12] \* ReddyProbst slaps Ash

[21:12] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Peru is so hot!

[21:12] <+TypicalAshChar> That hurt!

[21:12] \* Juan\_Ricardo smiles

[21:12] <+TypicalAshChar> You are so mean!

[21:12] <@ReddyProbst> hot @Juan

[21:12] <+Merryweather> Oh goodness, you're telling me, Juan Ricardo.

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[21:12] \* TypicalAshChar slaps Reddy

[21:12] <+ChrisChristie> Peru isn't remote I know that because a future president should know all about geography!

[21:12] <+Merryweather> This pettycoat is boiling!

[21:12] <@ReddyProbst> WITH ME ARE NINE C--

[21:12] \* ChrisChristie eats fourteenth donut

[21:12] <@ReddyProbst> did i tell you

[21:13] <@ReddyProbst> you could have donuts

[21:13] <+TypicalAshChar> -ONTESTANTS!

[21:13] <+ChrisChristie> YOU SHOULD ALL VOTE FOR ME!

[21:13] <+Yana|> I once dated a guy from Peru but then I found he shops at Old Navy???? Like what the hell so I dumped him.

[21:13] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP @Reddy

[21:13] <@ReddyProbst> -ASTWAYS

[21:13] <+TypicalAshChar> You forgot to finish, lol @Reddy

[21:13] <@ReddyProbst> @Ash

[21:13] \* ChrisChristie eats fifteenth donut

[21:13] <+TypicalAshChar> Well, sorry!

[21:13] <+TypicalAshChar> -ASTAWAYS

[21:13] <+PrettyLittleLiar> (Sun is coming)

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[21:13] <+Merryweather> Well of course, PLL. The sun is always coming!

[21:13] <+Merryweather> It brings life to all creatures!

[21:13] <@ReddyProbst> hurry up

[21:14] <+TypicalAshChar> You think too? @Reddy

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[21:14] <+TypicalAshChar> Omg, we're so twins!

[21:14] <Cuddles> Meow.

[21:14] \* Cuddles licks paw

[21:14] <+TypicalAshChar> Is that a cat?

[21:14] <+Juan\_Ricardo> yas

[21:14] <+TypicalAshChar> Is that a FREAKING cat??

[21:15] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Cuddles] by ReddyProbst

[21:15] <+TypicalAshChar> Sorry for swearing, Mom! But, I love cats!

[21:15] \* Cuddles waves claw around in z-formation

[21:15] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Pepe|] by ReddyProbst

[21:16] <+Pepe|> \*flies onto Vanessa's hair and makes it a nest\*

[21:16] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Pepe...?

[21:16] <@ReddyProbst> ALRIGHT

[21:16] <+Pepe|> \*didn't have to change much\*

[21:16] <+Juan\_Ricardo> :o

[21:16] <@ReddyProbst> COME ON IN, GUYS!

[21:16] <+Juan\_Ricardo> \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:16] \* ReddyProbst plays dramatic music as the castaways come in

[21:16] <+ChrisChristie> I'm Chris Christie, and I want to be your next president!

[21:16] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:16] \* Merryweather waves wand and fleis over to Reddy

[21:16] \* ChrisChristie eats sixteenth donut

[21:16] <+TypicalAshChar> REDDY, HI!

[21:16] <+Merryweather> Merryweather the Fairy at your magical service.

[21:16] <+Cuddles> Meow.

[21:16] <@ReddyProbst> (ok im quitting if you fuckers think you can host redvivor better than me :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)

[21:16] \* TypicalAshChar waves hands in Reddy's face

[21:17] <+TypicalAshChar> I'm a HUGE fan of your work!

[21:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Some of you guys are weirder than Auntie Josh's vet...

[21:17] \* Cuddles dramatically rolls eyes

[21:17] <+TypicalAshChar> Plus, we're totally twins! ^-^

[21:17] \* ReddyProbst takes a selfie with TAC

[21:17] <@ReddyProbst> There you go

[21:17] <@ReddyProbst> you just peaked

[21:17] <@ReddyProbst> Now get outta my face

[21:17] <+TypicalAshChar> I don't have a phone...

[21:17] <+ChrisChristie> I peaked in high school! :D

[21:17] \* ChrisChristie eats seventeenth donut

[21:17] <+TypicalAshChar> But I like your face @Reddy

[21:17] <@ReddyProbst> ANYWAYS

[21:17] <+TypicalAshChar> It's very... soft!

[21:17] <@ReddyProbst> Welcome, everyone

[21:17] <@ReddyProbst> to a different season of Redvivor

[21:17] \* TypicalAshChar waves at everyone

[21:18] <+Juan\_Ricardo> :o

[21:18] <@ReddyProbst> one that is probably going to be the biggest trainwreck since Becky Burgess of Big Brother 17 fame

[21:18] <+ChrisChristie> I hate things that are different, like gay people, and el Mexicans!

[21:18] \* ChrisChristie eats eighteenth donut

[21:18] == Pepe| has changed nick to Tonton

[21:18] == Cuddles\_ [ae3c3961@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.60.57.97] has joined #Redvivor

[21:18] == Cuddles [ae3c3961@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.60.57.97] has quit [Client Quit]

[21:18] \* PrettyLittleLiar gasps at phone

[21:18] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Cuddles\_] by ReddyProbst

[21:18] \* PrettyLittleLiar throws phone at wall and breaks it

[21:18] <+PrettyLittleLiar> ENOUGH!!!

[21:18] <+Yana|> tbh I'm only here for the money like my waitress job barely even pays and I need gas money so

[21:18] <+PrettyLittleLiar> NOW IT'S E N O U G H !!!!

[21:18] <+Cuddles\_> Meow.

[21:18] <@ReddyProbst> This season of Redvivor, we're doing a little bit of a #Throwback

[21:18] <+TypicalAshChar> CONF: I am so surprised that I'm like actually talking to people since I'm like... super socially awkward and get social anxiety. Talk about a trainwreck, huh? Speaking of trainwreck, I hope my family's okay!

[21:18] <+Yana|> Ew that's like

[21:18] <+Yana|> Hipster

[21:18] \* Cuddles\_ glares at Ashley

[21:19] <+Yana|> Who do I look like, Hazel? /:

[21:19] \* TypicalAshChar cuddles with Cuddles

[21:19] <+TypicalAshChar> Such a cutie!

[21:19] <+TypicalAshChar> Who's a cutie? You are!

[21:19] <@ReddyProbst> Hi Hazel

[21:19] <@ReddyProbst> @Yana

[21:19] \* Cuddles\_ hisses at Ashley and hops behind nearby bush

[21:19] <@ReddyProbst> Anyways, this season, there will be no tribes

[21:19] \* TypicalAshChar sighs

[21:19] <+TypicalAshChar> -No tribes!

[21:19] <+Tonton> \*oinks\*

[21:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo> \*camera zooms in\*

[21:19] <@ReddyProbst> every man, woman, child, cat, poorly thought out character--

[21:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo> :o

[21:19] <+TypicalAshChar> We just thought of the same thing! @Reddy

[21:19] <@ReddyProbst> for thesmelves

[21:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo> NO TRIBES?

[21:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo> :o :o :O

[21:20] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:20] <+TypicalAshChar> Help you out there, Juan!

[21:20] <@ReddyProbst> Also back in play:

[21:20] <@ReddyProbst> #ExileIsland

[21:20] <+Cuddles\_> CONF: Meow. <~<

[21:20] <+VanessaRousso> (CONF): An individual game works well for me: I know how to play the gamewell.

[21:20] <+Tonton> \*runs to Juan\*

[21:20] <+Tonton> \*oinks\*

[21:20] <+Juan\_Ricardo> :o

[21:20] \* ChrisChristie eats nineteenth donut

[21:20] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Wow. that's a SHOCKER!

[21:20] <+Merryweather> :O

[21:20] \* PrettyLittleLiar wakes up inside Dollhouse

[21:20] <+TypicalAshChar> Drexile Island??

[21:20] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Hahahahahaha

[21:20] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Where am I...?

[21:20] <+Merryweather> WHAT IS OUR TRIBE COLOR

[21:20] <+PrettyLittleLiar> A must have put me in here.

[21:20] \* PrettyLittleLiar screams and cries

[21:20] <+TypicalAshChar> That's the best twist in -vivor history!

[21:20] <+Juan\_Ricardo> #ExilePeruIsland

[21:20] <@ReddyProbst> That laugh tho @Hayley

[21:20] <+VanessaRousso> (CONF) Exile Island...now that may be a little tricky.

[21:20] <+TypicalAshChar> Hahahahahahah

[21:20] <@ReddyProbst> After each immunity challenge

[21:20] <+TypicalAshChar> My laugh is better @Reddy

[21:20] <+ChrisChristie> Can I be the president of Exile Island? Since me being the president of anything else seems unrealistic.

[21:20] <@ReddyProbst> The winenr will select one of the losers to go to Exile Island

[21:20] <+TypicalAshChar> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[21:21] \* ChrisChristie eats twentieth donut

[21:21] <+TypicalAshChar> You'll get my vote, Chris!

[21:21] <@ReddyProbst> On Exile, they will be able to search for clues

[21:21] \* Cuddles\_ rubs head against ReddyProbst and purrs

[21:21] <+TypicalAshChar> I'll vote for anyone!

[21:21] <@ReddyProbst> not clues, sorry

[21:21] <@ReddyProbst> items\*

[21:21] <+ChrisChristie> Shut up! @Ash

[21:21] <@ReddyProbst> items that could turn the game on its head

[21:21] <+ChrisChristie> I mean, cool! Good choice!

[21:21] <+TypicalAshChar> Shut up! @Chris

[21:21] <@ReddyProbst> D'aw I like you

[21:21] <+Cuddles\_> Meow! ^-^

[21:21] \* ReddyProbst picks up Cuddles

[21:21] \* ReddyProbst pets his as he talks

[21:21] \* TypicalAshChar grabs Cuddles from Reddy

[21:21] <+TypicalAshChar> Mine.

[21:21] <+ChrisChristie> Items? Like another donut?

[21:21] <+ChrisChristie> @Reddy

[21:21] <@ReddyProbst> That's a penalty vote

[21:21] <@ReddyProbst> @TAC

[21:21] \* ChrisChristie eats twenty-first donut

[21:21] <@ReddyProbst> Yes @ Chris

[21:21] <+TypicalAshChar> ... What?

[21:21] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> AAWWwWWWWwWW I LooOOVE cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[21:21] \* Cuddles\_ hisses at Ashley and waves claws in a z-formation

[21:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Hmm

[21:22] <@ReddyProbst> Items like

[21:22] <+ChrisChristie> YES!

[21:22] <@ReddyProbst> Immunity idols

[21:22] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Ahhh!HH can I kEEP IT?

[21:22] <+TypicalAshChar> You mean an EXTRA vote!

[21:22] <@ReddyProbst> Double-vote pens

[21:22] <+ChrisChristie> I need to become president of Exile Island!

[21:22] <@ReddyProbst> phony idols

[21:22] <@ReddyProbst> etc

[21:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Go away! @Cuddles

[21:22] <@ReddyProbst> Anyways!

[21:22] <+TypicalAshChar> It's mine, Hayley!

[21:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo> I am...

[21:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo> ALLERGIC TO CATS!

[21:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo> \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:22] \* Cuddles\_ jumps out of Ash's arms and struts away

[21:22] <@ReddyProbst> Are you guys ready to get to your FIRST immunity challenge?!

[21:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo> :o

[21:22] <+TypicalAshChar> KITTY!

[21:22] <+TypicalAshChar> Yes!

[21:22] <@ReddyProbst> This challenge is new to Redvivor

[21:22] <+TypicalAshChar> Omg, so am I! @Juan

[21:22] <+ChrisChristie> I am as ready as I am to be president! And by that I mean... not at all!

[21:22] \* ChrisChristie eats twenty-second donut

[21:22] <@ReddyProbst> and possibly the world

[21:22] <+TypicalAshChar> -the world!

[21:22] <+TypicalAshChar> Oh... I was late on that one. :/

[21:22] \* Juan\_Ricardo looks at TAC

[21:22] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I know ALL about the world...

[21:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo> :o

[21:23] <@ReddyProbst> Each round, I will psot a link

[21:23] <+TypicalAshChar> Are you a pilot? @Hayley

[21:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Don't even get me STARTED!! Hahah

[21:23] <@ReddyProbst> that link will go to a picture of a word I have written

[21:23] \* Cuddles\_ licks paw

[21:23] <@ReddyProbst> Only, there's a few twists

[21:23] <+TypicalAshChar> You totally look like those 50 year olds who drive planes!

[21:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> No, I'm a nurse, thank youuu :) @Ash

[21:23] <@ReddyProbst> They will be written in my awful cursive handwriting

[21:23] <+TypicalAshChar> So am I! @Hayley

[21:23] <@ReddyProbst> and they will be displayed backwards

[21:23] \* Cuddles\_ yawns and rolls over on back

[21:23] <+TypicalAshChar> I know how to disect a frog... I was taught in 7th grade!

[21:23] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I can do this... I took engineering in my freshman year of High School, because I look 25.

[21:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> ...F I F T Y?

[21:23] <@ReddyProbst> The first person to post what I have written here will win a point

[21:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I'm 28!!!!!!!!!

[21:24] <+TypicalAshChar> Five. :) @Hayley

[21:24] <@ReddyProbst> the first person to win, let's say 3 points

[21:24] <@ReddyProbst> wins immunity

[21:24] <@ReddyProbst> simple?

[21:24] <+ChrisChristie> You can write in cursive? Lucky!

[21:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Yes!

[21:24] \* ChrisChristie eats twenty-fourth donut

[21:24] <+Cuddles\_> meOW

[21:24] <+TypicalAshChar> Meow!

[21:24] <+ChrisChristie> That's the hardest part of being president, I think, writing in cursive.

[21:24] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[21:24] <@ReddyProbst> FIRST ROUND COMING UP

[21:24] <+ChrisChristie> I'm bad at the Cs, which is bad cuz my name has a C in it

[21:24] \* ChrisChristie eats twenty-fifth donut

[21:24] <+TypicalAshChar> CONF: To be cool with all my new friends, I have to be like them!

[21:24] <+Tonton> Oink!

[21:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo> I am not smart... I can't do this.

[21:24] <+TypicalAshChar> I'm bad at Ds @Chris

[21:25] <+TypicalAshChar> I cannot handle a good D at all!

[21:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo> CONF: I actually am... A GENIUS! :o \*camera zooms in\* \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:25] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND ONE

[21:25] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Neither can I. That's because I'm lesbian. @ash

[21:25] <+ChrisChristie> That sounds like you're talking about a penis, be careful. @Ash

[21:25] <@ReddyProbst> 1. https://gyazo.com/bff385967ff39ee4cfcfb2caab25b4f4

[21:25] <+TypicalAshChar> Oh.

[21:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Audrey middleton

[21:25] <+Yana|> Audrey Middleton

[21:25] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley scores!

[21:25] <+Yana|> Whoever that is. /:

[21:25] <+ChrisChristie> CHEESEBURGER!

[21:25] <+TypicalAshChar> Hayley is so smart!

[21:25] <+Tonton> Oink oink oink!

[21:26] <+Tonton> Oink!

[21:26] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley - 1

[21:26] <+ChrisChristie> So it wasn't cheeseburger?

[21:26] <+Tonton> \*runs to Hayley\*

[21:26] <+TypicalAshChar> Audrey Middleton play in Big Brother AND Ovivor! @Yana

[21:26] <@ReddyProbst> Round 2 is coming up

[21:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo> ¡Dios mío!

[21:26] <+Tonton> \*jumps into Hayley's arms\*

[21:26] <+Tonton> Oink.

[21:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I read :)

[21:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Your handwriting is... TERRIBLE!

[21:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo> :o

[21:26] <+TypicalAshChar> Mio dios! @Juan

[21:26] <+TypicalAshChar> I just said you are cool, if you didn't understand what I just said.

[21:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> HOLA!

[21:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> :))

[21:26] \* Cuddles\_ plays with ReddyProbst's shoe

[21:26] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND TWO

[21:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Hahaha that's all the spanish I know

[21:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo> Hola!

[21:26] <@ReddyProbst> 2. https://gyazo.com/73dfafbecfcf91063fa839f01fa2dfd3

[21:26] <+Yana|> (conf) Juan Ricardo is like fine but he's so dumb /:

[21:27] \* Cuddles\_ tugs on the shoelaces

[21:27] <+TypicalAshChar> I can't read this @Reddy

[21:27] <+TypicalAshChar> How about you give me the paper with all the answers?

[21:27] <+ChrisChristie> Natalie Anderson

[21:27] <+TypicalAshChar> Like a dictionary or something!

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[21:27] \* Cuddles\_ rolls eyes

[21:27] <+ChrisChristie> She's from New Jersey, like me!

[21:27] <+Yana|> Nemat Prassing

[21:27] \* Cuddles\_ licks paw

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[21:27] == Tonton| [457aac8a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.122.172.138] has joined #Redvivor

[21:27] <+PrettyLittleLiar> remote processing?

[21:27] <Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> PERDÓN!

[21:27] <+TypicalAshChar> Nadiya Anderson!

[21:27] <@ReddyProbst> PLL scores!

[21:27] <+Cuddles\_> o~o

[21:28] \* PrettyLittleLiar smirks

[21:28] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley - 1, PLL - 1

[21:28] \* Hayley\_TAR26\_ looks over at Liar

[21:28] <@ReddyProbst> (sorry i thought this would be easier womp)

[21:28] <+PrettyLittleLiar> A can't touch me.

[21:28] <+TypicalAshChar> Ash - 1 @Reddy

[21:28] <+TypicalAshChar> You forgot me...

[21:28] <@ReddyProbst> nope

[21:28] <@ReddyProbst> @Ash

[21:28] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND THREE COMING UP

[21:28] <+TypicalAshChar> Just like everyone else on this planet ;-;

[21:28] <+ChrisChristie> Aw, shucks! I can't win this just like I can't win an election!

[21:28] \* ChrisChristie eats twenty-sixth donut

[21:28] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I have to get my game face on if I want the Express pass...

[21:28] <+Yana|> (conf) tbh Chris is so desperate like yeah you're a politician who even cares.

[21:28] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I mean Immunity :D hahaha

[21:29] <+TypicalAshChar> I want a Save @Hayley

[21:29] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND THREE

[21:29] <@ReddyProbst> https://gyazo.com/b3af3217a4a0aa3e43a5f59747504ff9

[21:29] <+TypicalAshChar> I know all the TAR lingo!

[21:29] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Tonton|] by ReddyProbst

[21:29] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar] by ReddyProbst

[21:29] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> So Kim ... sucks?

[21:29] <+PrettyLittleLiar> so kim sucks

[21:29] <+Yana|> So Kim sucks

[21:29] <+TypicalAshChar> So Kim

[21:29] <@ReddyProbst> Kayley scores!

[21:29] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley\*

[21:29] <+TypicalAshChar> So Kim love!

[21:29] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Wow...that's a little harsh :/

[21:29] <+Tonton|> Oink ! @ TAC

[21:29] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley - 2, PLL - 1

[21:29] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Hahahah

[21:29] <+ChrisChristie> So Kim? Sounds Asian. I'm into Asian women.

[21:30] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley is one point away from victory

[21:30] \* ChrisChristie eats twenty-seventh donut

[21:30] <+TypicalAshChar> I honestly don't know why she is so hated... she's just a normal human being that was out first just like one of you will be!

[21:30] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Aren't you a feisty one? :P

[21:30] <@ReddyProbst> round four coming up

[21:30] \* Cuddles\_ is bored and continues playing around with ReddyPrbost's shoelace

[21:30] <+ChrisChristie> When I say that, I mean, like, REALLY into Asian women.

[21:30] <+PrettyLittleLiar> So Kim... maybe she's A?

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[21:30] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Si!

[21:30] <+TypicalAshChar> Ni! @Juan

[21:31] <+TypicalAshChar> Espanishol is my top 10 language ever!

[21:31] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ¿Cual es tu problema?

[21:31] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> @Ash

[21:31] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND FOUR

[21:31] <@ReddyProbst> https://gyazo.com/e9e4f8fac3158d97e3eeffca514c9bc5

[21:31] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[21:31] <+Yana|> I took Spanish for like one semester in sixth grade and I'm better than this. /:

[21:31] <+PrettyLittleLiar> donald trump

[21:31] <@ReddyProbst> PLL scores!

[21:31] <+ChrisChristie> Oh, I know that guy!

[21:31] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley & PLL are tied at 2

[21:31] <+ChrisChristie> He called me fat.

[21:31] <+ChrisChristie> And a joke.

[21:31] <+ChrisChristie> :(

[21:31] <+Yana|> I like his show where he says you're fired.

[21:31] \* ChrisChristie eats twenty-eighth donut

[21:31] <+ChrisChristie> HE WAS RIGHT!

[21:31] <+PrettyLittleLiar> If I don't win immunity, there's a very good chance A will sabotage the votes.

[21:32] \* ChrisChristie cries as he eats twenty-ninth donut

[21:32] <+Yana|> One day I want to own my own restaurant and be like that guy like

[21:32] <+Yana|> Just point at some lazy bum and be like

[21:32] <+TypicalAshChar> A will sabotage the votes!

[21:32] <+Yana|> YOU'RE FIRED!

[21:32] <+TypicalAshChar> @Pretty

[21:32] <+Yana|> But I won

[21:32] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CONF: I don't like Chris Christie... for a reason.

[21:32] <+Yana|> \*won't fire all the lazy bums 'cause someone's gotta make the lazy bums I do like look better.

[21:32] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND FIVE

[21:32] <@ReddyProbst> https://gyazo.com/1ce84ab0148eb28a86d4a3e02131c4be

[21:32] \* Cuddles\_ rubs head against Chris Christie

[21:32] \* Cuddles\_ hops up on his lab, steals donut and runs off

[21:33] <+PrettyLittleLiar> dirt squirrel

[21:33] <@ReddyProbst> PRETTY LITTLE LIAR!

[21:33] <@ReddyProbst> WINS!

[21:33] <+ChrisChristie> HEY!

[21:33] <@ReddyProbst> IMMUNITY!

[21:33] \* PrettyLittleLiar smashes phone to ground

[21:33] <+ChrisChristie> GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE DIRT SQUIRREL!

[21:33] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Take THAT, A!

[21:33] <+TypicalAshChar> IMMUNITY!

[21:33] <+Cuddles\_> #ChaosCat

[21:33] \* ChrisChristie chases Cuddles, gets super tired

[21:33] \* ChrisChristie is out of breath

[21:33] \* ReddyProbst places necklace around PLL's neck

[21:33] <+ChrisChristie> I... can't

[21:33] \* ChrisChristie collapse

[21:33] <@ReddyProbst> you have earned it

[21:33] \* ChrisChristie eats thirtieth donut

[21:33] <+TypicalAshChar> I'll take one too, Reddy!

[21:33] \* TypicalAshChar gets ready for the necklace

[21:33] <+Yana|> Reddy I think Chris is having a heart attack.

[21:33] \* ReddyProbst slaps Ash

[21:34] <@ReddyProbst> PLL

[21:34] <+ChrisChristie> No... I'm... it's fine...

[21:34] <+TypicalAshChar> Thanks! @Reddy

[21:34] \* ChrisChristie eats thirty-first donut

[21:34] <@ReddyProbst> Please decide somebody to go to Exile Island

[21:34] <+VanessaRousso> Congrats, PLL.

[21:34] <+ChrisChristie> PLL

[21:34] <+Yana|> Send me I don't even want to be here.

[21:34] <+ChrisChristie> Send me.

[21:34] <+TypicalAshChar> Oh wait, that wasn't a necklace...

[21:34] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Who wants to go?

[21:34] \* TypicalAshChar slaps Reddy

[21:34] <+Yana|> Me.

[21:34] <+ChrisChristie> I want to be the president of Exile Island.

[21:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I can!!!!!

[21:34] <+TypicalAshChar> I'll go!

[21:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I LOVE islands!!!!!

[21:34] <+PrettyLittleLiar> The only catch is that you have to help me get to the bottom of A.

[21:34] <+Yana|> Like why would you not send me.

[21:34] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar raises hand.

[21:34] <+Yana|> Yah whatever.

[21:34] <+TypicalAshChar> You kinda destroyed my laptop @Pretty

[21:34] <+ChrisChristie> I'll do it, PLL!

[21:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MARISOL AWAITS FOR ME

[21:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> IN EXILE ISLAND

[21:34] <+Tonton|> Oink! Oink oink!

[21:34] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I'll give it to Hayley, because she was close in that challenge.

[21:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> SEND ME THERE

[21:34] <+TypicalAshChar> It's the least you could do :(

[21:34] <+ChrisChristie> I will find A and NUKE THEM!

[21:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MY ONE TRUE LOVE WILL BE THERE

[21:34] <+ChrisChristie> WHEN I'M PRESIDENT!

[21:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MARISOL

[21:34] <@ReddyProbst> Alright!

[21:34] <+Yana|> Marisol is a fat girls' name.

[21:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Aww YAY!!

[21:34] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Shut up, A. I know who you are. @Ash

[21:34] \* ChrisChristie eats thirty-second donut

[21:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Thank you SO much Liar!!!!

[21:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Someone listens to me...

[21:34] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley, you will be going to Exile Island

[21:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Hahahahh

[21:34] <+ChrisChristie> THE WHOLE GOVERNMENT WILL BE ON A'S CASE!

[21:35] <@ReddyProbst> please join #ExileIsland

[21:35] <+ChrisChristie> DAMNIT!

[21:35] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> WHY?

[21:35] \* ChrisChristie eats thirty-third donut

[21:35] \* Cuddles\_ rolls eyes

[21:35] \* Cuddles\_ licks paw

[21:35] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> PPL, you have to understand

[21:35] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Marisol is my one true love

[21:35] <@ReddyProbst> That leaves the rest of you

[21:35] <@ReddyProbst> send your votes to me ASAP

[21:35] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I do not love you!

[21:35] <+Cuddles\_> CONF: \*holds up vote with paw covering the name\* Meow. <~< #KhaosKitty

[21:35] <@ReddyProbst> one of you will be the first person voted off of Redvivor: Peru

[21:36] <+TypicalAshChar> OMG

[21:36] <+ChrisChristie> Wait, are we voting for president of Peru?

[21:36] <+ChrisChristie> If so, everybody, vote for me!

[21:36] \* PrettyLittleLiar walks back to camp

[21:36] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*someone knocks me out with chloroform\*

[21:36] \* TypicalAshChar followd Pretty

[21:36] \* PrettyLittleLiar tries to scream

[21:37] \* PrettyLittleLiar is put inside casket

[21:37] <+PrettyLittleLiar> HELP!!!!!!

[21:37] <+PrettyLittleLiar> HEEEELPPP!!!!!

[21:37] \* Cuddles\_ hops onto of casket and takes a nap

[21:37] <+TypicalAshChar> OMG

[21:37] \* TypicalAshChar picks Pretty up

[21:37] \* ChrisChristie hears a cry for help

[21:37] <+TypicalAshChar> HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!

[21:37] \* ChrisChristie runs very, very slowly to the scream

[21:37] \* PrettyLittleLiar tries to exit, but Cuddles is on top and blocking the door

[21:37] <+ChrisChristie> THE PRESIDENT IS COMING!

[21:37] \* Cuddles\_ hisses at Ashly

[21:37] \* ChrisChristie breathes heavily

[21:38] \* PrettyLittleLiar cries

[21:38] <+TypicalAshChar> Cuddles!

[21:38] \* TypicalAshChar grabs Cuddles and drops PLL

[21:38] <+Cuddles\_> MEOOWww!!!!!

[21:38] \* Cuddles\_ extends claws

[21:38] <@ReddyProbst> need 4 more votes

[21:38] <+TypicalAshChar> You need to file your nails, little girl!

[21:38] <@ReddyProbst> vote @ all

[21:38] <+ChrisChristie> (CONF): Nobody here is talking to me because I'm fat. :(

[21:38] <+ChrisChristie> (CONF): \*eats thirty-fifth donut\*

[21:38] \* Cuddles\_ licks paw aggressively

[21:39] \* TypicalAshChar licks Cuddles' paw

[21:39] <+TypicalAshChar> This is so fun!

[21:39] <+PrettyLittleLiar> [21:39] <Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MARISOL IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE

[21:39] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Vote for Juan, we need to split this pair up.

[21:39] <+PrettyLittleLiar> If A can split my friends up, I can do it to Juan.

[21:39] \* PrettyLittleLiar cries at the thought of Alison's death

[21:40] <+ChrisChristie> Who's Juan?

[21:40] <@ReddyProbst> Tonton

[21:40] <@ReddyProbst> Yana

[21:40] <@ReddyProbst> I need your votes

[21:40] <+ChrisChristie> I know Marisol is that chick on Exile... but Juan?

[21:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ...What are you talking about, PPL?

[21:40] <+TypicalAshChar> Speaking of split...

[21:40] \* ChrisChristie eats thirty-sixth donut

[21:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU KILLED MARISOL!

[21:40] <+TypicalAshChar> Does anyone want a banana?

[21:40] <+Tonton|> Oink!

[21:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I KNOW YOU DID IT!

[21:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:40] <+ChrisChristie> Sorry I don't like fruit. @Ash

[21:41] \* ChrisChristie eats thirty-seventh donut

[21:41] \* TypicalAshChar frowns

[21:41] <@ReddyProbst> ALRIGHT

[21:41] <+TypicalAshChar> No one wants to put the banana in their throats with me

[21:41] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> But...

[21:41] <+TypicalAshChar> I feel so alone!

[21:41] \* Cuddles\_ shoots glare at Ashley

[21:41] <+ChrisChristie> Gay @Ash

[21:41] <@ReddyProbst> Once the votes are read, the decision is final-- whoever is voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.

[21:41] <@ReddyProbst> I'll read the votes

[21:41] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> All I want is to vote Cuddles of

[21:41] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ONE OF YOU

[21:41] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> OUT

[21:41] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> To avenge

[21:41] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Mi querida mama

[21:41] <@ReddyProbst> First vote....

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> .....Chris

[21:42] <+ChrisChristie> WOW!

[21:42] <+TypicalAshChar> Mi queroda madrino? @Juan

[21:42] <+ChrisChristie> Someone voted for me!

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> Second vote...

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[21:42] <+ChrisChristie> That's awesome!

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> .....Cuddles

[21:42] \* Cuddles\_ jumps at Chris's face out of nowhere and begins attacking them

[21:42] <+Cuddles\_> meOWWW!!!!!

[21:42] \* ChrisChristie eats thirty-eighth donut

[21:42] <+TypicalAshChar> You said you wanted votes! :D @Chris

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> Third vote...

[21:42] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP!

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> ...

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> .....Chris

[21:42] <+ChrisChristie> I mean, thanks Ash!

[21:42] <+ChrisChristie> Wow!

[21:42] <+ChrisChristie> Two votes!

[21:42] <+ChrisChristie> Awesome!

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> Fourth vote...

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[21:42] <+ChrisChristie> That's more than I'll probably get in the election!

[21:42] <@ReddyProbst> ....Cuddles

[21:42] \* ChrisChristie eats thirty-ninth donut

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> That's 2 votes Chris, 2 votes Cuddles, 4 votes left

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> Fifth vote...

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> ......Chris

[21:43] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*tribal council music plays\*

[21:43] <+ChrisChristie> Wow!

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> Sixth vote...

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[21:43] \* ChrisChristie eats fortieth donut

[21:43] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in\*

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> .....Cuddles

[21:43] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar shifts eyes.

[21:43] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> 3 to 3

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> Seventh vote...

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[21:43] <+ChrisChristie> I didn't even know there were alliances!

[21:43] \* TypicalAshChar shifts eye

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> .......Juan

[21:43] \* ChrisChristie eats forty-first donut

[21:43] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> That's 3 votes Chris, 3 votes Cuddles, 1 vote Juan

[21:43] <+ChrisChristie> I stress eat.

[21:43] <@ReddyProbst> Final vote

[21:43] <+TypicalAshChar> You eat stress? @Chris

[21:43] <+TypicalAshChar> Me too!

[21:44] \* ChrisChristie eats forty-second, forty-third, and forty-fourth donut

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> First person voted out of Redvivor: Peru...

[21:44] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Whoops. @not causing a rock draw

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> ......

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> ..........

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> ...........

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> ........................

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> ......Cuddles, you need to bring me your torch.

[21:44] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CUDDLES, YOU KILLED MY MOTHER

[21:44] <+TypicalAshChar> Kitty!

[21:44] == Cuddles\_ [ae3c3961@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.60.57.97] has quit [Quit: Page closed]

[21:44] <+ChrisChristie> Aw. I wasn't elected?

[21:44] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

[21:44] <+ChrisChristie> What a shame.

[21:44] <Toadspecmaybe> (thank god, I couldn't deal with ChrisChristie getting out first)

[21:44] \* TypicalAshChar hugs the kitty

[21:44] \* ChrisChristie eats forty-fifth donut

[21:44] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*happy music plays\*

[21:44] <+TypicalAshChar> Bye Felicia, Kitty!

[21:44] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Mama

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> You voted out the kiddie

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> how could you

[21:44] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> you have been avenged!

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> kitty\*

[21:44] <+TypicalAshChar> My friends taught me that one!

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> Welp,

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> 8 are left

[21:44] <+PrettyLittleLiar> CONF: Cuddles didn't have an A in his name, so it's a shame that he left. I -NEED- to get to the bottom of this. Fast, before A pulls anything funny.

[21:44] <@ReddyProbst> GL

[21:44] <+ChrisChristie> Why didn't I get elected?

[21:45] <+ChrisChristie> Guys?

[21:45] <+ChrisChristie> Was it cuz I'm fat?

[21:45] <@ReddyProbst> ---NEXT DAY---

[21:45] <+ChrisChristie> It's genetic, it's NOT MY FAULT.

[21:45] \* ChrisChristie eats forty-sixth donut

[21:45] <+VanessaRousso> (CONF) Cuddles leaving the house is really good for my game. I feellikethis could really help me moving forward.

[21:45] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> \*Comes back from Exile Island on a boat\*

[21:45] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> ... The CAT is GONE???/

[21:45] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> \*cries\*

[21:45] <+ChrisChristie> Don't worry, little girl.

[21:45] \* ChrisChristie pats Hayley on the head

[21:46] <+ChrisChristie> The little fuckwad stole my donut.

[21:46] <+Yana|> (BRB)

[21:46] \* ChrisChristie eats forty-seventh donut

[21:46] <+ChrisChristie> He was a bad, bad kitty.

[21:46] \* TypicalAshChar hugs Hayley

[21:46] <+TypicalAshChar> I'll cry with you!

[21:46] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CONF: Marisol, mi amor! People want to split us up, but THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER...

[21:46] <@ReddyProbst> COME ON IN, GUYS!

[21:46] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> You're...really unhealthy honestly :S @ChrisChristie

[21:46] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I mean, that calorie intake?

[21:46] <+TypicalAshChar> Even though I don't wear mascara that will make an ugly waterfall on my face... @Hayley

[21:46] <+ChrisChristie> What?

[21:46] <+ChrisChristie> It's just donuts.

[21:46] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> No wonder Donald Trump called you fat!

[21:46] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Hahahahahahahaha

[21:46] \* ChrisChristie eats forty-eight donut

[21:46] <+ChrisChristie> HEY!

[21:46] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP!

[21:46] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Just joking! :)

[21:46] <+ChrisChristie> DON'T SAY THAT MEANIE'S NAME!

[21:46] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> But seriously!!! Change your diet!!!!

[21:46] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> ...What??

[21:46] \* ChrisChristie runs away crying, quickly tires and collapses

[21:47] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[21:47] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Why are you being so MEAN to me right now, Chris??

[21:47] <+TypicalAshChar> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[21:47] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> What did I EVER do to YOU? :(

[21:47] <+TypicalAshChar> ASH

[21:47] <+TypicalAshChar> WINS

[21:47] <+TypicalAshChar> IMMUNITY!

[21:47] <+TypicalAshChar> Thanks Reddy, we can leave now. ^-^

[21:47] <@ReddyProbst> For this next challenge, we will be testing you general knowledge of...

[21:47] <@ReddyProbst> Tapestry

[21:47] <+ChrisChristie> New Jersey?

[21:47] <+ChrisChristie> Aw. :(

[21:47] <+ChrisChristie> I only know about New Jersey, and donuts.

[21:47] <@ReddyProbst> Just kidding

[21:47] <+ChrisChristie> And pornography.

[21:47] \* ChrisChristie eats forty-ninth donut

[21:47] <@ReddyProbst> It's time for Redvivor Trivia

[21:47] <@ReddyProbst> yay

[21:47] <+PrettyLittleLiar> tApestry... oh no. This challenge is going to be SABOTAGED by A.

[21:47] <+TypicalAshChar> Joysey? @Chris

[21:47] <+TypicalAshChar> YAY!

[21:48] <+TypicalAshChar> YAY!

[21:48] <@ReddyProbst> Following up my original challenge with a classic

[21:48] <@ReddyProbst> this season is very dynamic

[21:48] <+TypicalAshChar> I've been watching Redvivor since I was in the womb!

[21:48] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Marisol knew a lot of Redvivor...

[21:48] <@ReddyProbst> Trivi-A!!!!!

[21:48] <@ReddyProbst> @PLL

[21:48] <+TypicalAshChar> It's my favorite show ever.

[21:48] <@ReddyProbst> http://totaldramaislandfanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User\_blog:Reddude/Redvivor\_History

[21:48] <+ChrisChristie> The only show I like is Jersey Shore.

[21:48] <@ReddyProbst> For reference

[21:48] <+ChrisChristie> I really connect with the characters.

[21:48] <+ChrisChristie> I GET them, you know?

[21:48] \* ChrisChristie eats fiftieth donut

[21:48] <+TypicalAshChar> But they aren't white... @Chris

[21:48] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[21:48] <@ReddyProbst> First to answer a question correctly wins a point

[21:49] <+ChrisChristie> I don't see race, Ash.

[21:49] <@ReddyProbst> FIRST TO THREE

[21:49] <+VanessaRousso> (CONF) Winning this competition would be really good for my game.

[21:49] <@ReddyProbst> wins immunity

[21:49] \* ChrisChristie eats fifty-first donut

[21:49] <+Tonton|> Oink! Oink oink oink!

[21:49] <+TypicalAshChar> CONF: I wanna win! :D

[21:49] <+TypicalAshChar> Oinkie! Onkie! Onkie!

[21:49] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> ...The pressure's on...

[21:49] <@ReddyProbst> (hang on)

[21:49] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> This challenge...

[21:49] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar sighs

[21:49] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:49] <+TypicalAshChar> :) @Juan

[21:49] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I CANNOT COMPETE IN THIS CHALLENGE!

[21:50] <@ReddyProbst> Why?

[21:50] <+TypicalAshChar> Wynaut is my favorite Pokemon.

[21:50] <@ReddyProbst> ANYWAYS

[21:50] <+TypicalAshChar> ANYWAY

[21:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I was once abducted by aliens

[21:50] <@ReddyProbst> First question coming up

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[21:50] <@ReddyProbst> ... oh

[21:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> They took out all my Redvivor knowledge

[21:50] <+TypicalAshChar> Are you a model? @Juan

[21:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[21:50] <+PrettyLittleLiar> (they'll come back, just start)

[21:50] <+ChrisChristie> Illegal aliens? From el Mexico? @Juan

[21:50] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[21:50] <+ChrisChristie> I say we build a wall.

[21:50] <@ReddyProbst> (they'll be medevac'd if not)

[21:50] \* ChrisChristie eats fifty-fourth donut

[21:50] <@ReddyProbst> FIRST ROUND

[21:51] <@ReddyProbst> 1. What is the username of the designer of the Redvivor DVD covers?

[21:51] <+Tonton|> Oink!

[21:51] <+PrettyLittleLiar> avery fireflame

[21:51] <+ChrisChristie> Avery FireFlame

[21:51] <+Tonton|> \*runs to Chris Christie\*

[21:51] <+TypicalAshChar> Avery Fireflme!

[21:51] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Juanita Perez

[21:51] <@ReddyProbst> PLL scores!

[21:51] <@ReddyProbst> PLL - 1

[21:51] \* PrettyLittleLiar checks phone for texts

[21:51] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND TWO

[21:52] \* TypicalAshChar smiles

[21:52] <@ReddyProbst> 2. What was the last season of Redvivor to feature a green tribe?

[21:52] <+Tonton|> \*runs to ReddyProbst\*

[21:52] <+Tonton|> Oink oink!

[21:52] <+TypicalAshChar> Cabrera!

[21:52] <+PrettyLittleLiar> cook islands

[21:52] <@ReddyProbst> oink oink

[21:52] <@ReddyProbst> @tonton

[21:52] <+Tonton|> \*frowns\*

[21:52] <+Tonton|> \*glares\*

[21:52] <@ReddyProbst> PLL scores again!

[21:52] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ...Mama

[21:52] <+Tonton|> Oink!

[21:52] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> she loved green

[21:52] <+PrettyLittleLiar> A isn't getting me this time.

[21:52] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :(

[21:52] <@ReddyProbst> PLL - 2

[21:52] <@ReddyProbst> I'm sorry @Juan

[21:52] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Not again. Not again.

[21:52] <@ReddyProbst> I'll try to trigger you more

[21:52] <+ChrisChristie> This challenge is unfair and dumb, just like the presidential election!

[21:52] <+TypicalAshChar> I love Mama too! @Juan

[21:52] \* ChrisChristie eats fifty-sixth donut

[21:52] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND THREE

[21:53] <@ReddyProbst> 3. What was the first Redvivor to take place in Africa?

[21:53] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Angola

[21:53] <+TypicalAshChar> Chad!

[21:53] <+PrettyLittleLiar> angola

[21:53] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley scores!

[21:53] <+TypicalAshChar> Aww man!

[21:53] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Yaaaaay :DD

[21:53] <+ChrisChristie> New Jersey!

[21:53] <@ReddyProbst> PLL - 2, Hayley - 1

[21:53] <@ReddyProbst> the same two from the last challenge are leading once again

[21:53] <@ReddyProbst> NEXT ROUND

[21:53] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Speaking of Africa, I REALLY respect those Ebola nurses.

[21:53] <+ChrisChristie> I don't!

[21:53] \* ChrisChristie eats fifty-eighth donut

[21:54] <+Tonton|> \*runs madly at Chris Christie\*

[21:54] <+TypicalAshChar> I have Ebola! ^-^

[21:54] <+Tonton|> Oink!

[21:54] <+Tonton|> \*steals a donut from him\*

[21:54] <@ReddyProbst> 4. Who was the last Redvivor castaway to make it to the Final Tribal Council and receive 0 jury votes?

[21:54] <+Tonton|> \*runs away\*

[21:54] <+ChrisChristie> Eek. @Ash

[21:54] <+Tonton|> Oink oink!

[21:54] <+ChrisChristie> TONTON!

[21:54] <+PrettyLittleLiar> lindsay

[21:54] <+ChrisChristie> YOU TINY BASTARD!

[21:54] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> SleepingBeauyty!

[21:54] <+TypicalAshChar> Taylor!

[21:54] <+PrettyLittleLiar> 1dra7

[21:54] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I THINK...

[21:54] \* ChrisChristie chases Tonton, tires, collapses

[21:54] \* ChrisChristie 's pants rip

[21:54] <@ReddyProbst> PRETTY LITTLE LIAR!

[21:54] <@ReddyProbst> WINS!

[21:54] <+ChrisChristie> AW SHUCKS

[21:54] <@ReddyProbst> IMMUNITY!

[21:54] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Lindsita Gimenez

[21:54] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[21:54] \* ChrisChristie breathes heavily

[21:54] <+Tonton|> \*eats donut\*

[21:54] <+TypicalAshChar> Congrats, PLL!

[21:54] \* ChrisChristie eats fifty-ninth donut

[21:54] <+Tonton|> \*grins\*

[21:54] <+Tonton|> Oink!

[21:54] \* PrettyLittleLiar smirks and smashes fifth phone on ground, but it's okay because I can afford another without having a job

[21:54] <+TypicalAshChar> I also won immunity!

[21:54] \* ReddyProbst places necklace around PLL

[21:55] <@ReddyProbst> you have earned it once again

[21:55] \* TypicalAshChar hugs PLL and crashes her rib cage

[21:55] <+ChrisChristie> PLL. You must send me to Exile Island.

[21:55] <+TypicalAshChar> Can I go to Exile???

[21:55] <@ReddyProbst> and once again, you must choose someone to go to Exile

[21:55] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Hm.

[21:55] <+TypicalAshChar> It's always been my dream!

[21:55] <+Tonton|> Oink oink oink!

[21:55] <+ChrisChristie> i will have the entirety of New Jersey's forces attack A.

[21:55] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Red, am I allowed to go again?

[21:55] <+ChrisChristie> A will get Joyseyed up.

[21:55] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Once again, I'm sending Hayley because she was second in the competition. You guys need to step UP your games.

[21:55] \* ChrisChristie eats sixtieth donut

[21:55] <@ReddyProbst> if PLL chooses you

[21:55] <+TypicalAshChar> The thought of isolating myself from humanity is just so AMAZING

[21:55] <@ReddyProbst> @Hayley

[21:55] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> She did!!! :)

[21:55] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Hahah

[21:55] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley, you are headed back to Exile Island

[21:55] <@ReddyProbst> #ExileIsland

[21:56] <@ReddyProbst> go ahead and join

[21:56] <+ChrisChristie> Can I go to?

[21:56] <+ChrisChristie> Or am I too fat?

[21:56] \* ChrisChristie eats sixty-first donut

[21:56] <@ReddyProbst> Too fat and not chosen

[21:56] <+ChrisChristie> Aw :(

[21:56] <+ChrisChristie> You're just like EVERYONE ELSE!

[21:56] <@ReddyProbst> Rest of you, send in your votes ASAP!

[21:56] \* ChrisChristie eats sixty-second donut

[21:56] <@ReddyProbst> And by the way

[21:56] <@ReddyProbst> pretty sure Yana died

[21:56] <@ReddyProbst> so she has been officially medevac'd

[21:57] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I know who A is.

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[21:57] <+PrettyLittleLiar> With the help of my friend Hayley, it HAS to be Juan.

[21:57] == Tonton [457aac8a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.122.172.138] has joined #Redvivor

[21:57] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Tonton] by ReddyProbst

[21:57] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Ashley, I'm sorry I accused you.

[21:57] <+PrettyLittleLiar> #juAn

[21:57] \* PrettyLittleLiar looks in mirror and sees juAn behind me

[21:57] \* PrettyLittleLiar shrieks

[21:57] \* PrettyLittleLiar turns around

[21:57] \* PrettyLittleLiar sighs in relief when no one is there

[21:57] <+Tonton> \*runs towards PLL\*

[21:57] <+Tonton> Oink oink!

[21:57] <+Tonton> Oink?

[21:58] <+ChrisChristie> So um

[21:58] \* PrettyLittleLiar digs through sand

[21:58] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I have to find the Idol.

[21:58] <+ChrisChristie> Do you guys like New Jersey?

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[21:58] \* PrettyLittleLiar reaches something

[21:58] <+PrettyLittleLiar> ... I think that's the idol.

[21:58] \* PrettyLittleLiar digs further

[21:58] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Wow

[21:58] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I say we vote

[21:58] <+Tonton> \*pees on PLL's hand\*

[21:58] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> for PLL

[21:58] <+Tonton> Oink!

[21:58] \* PrettyLittleLiar finds Alison's rotting corpse

[21:58] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Because...

[21:58] <+PrettyLittleLiar> AHHH!!!!!!!

[21:58] \* TypicalAshChar pushes PLL and grabs the idol

[21:58] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> SHE MURDERED MARISOL!

[21:58] \* PrettyLittleLiar shrieks as screen fades to black

[21:58] <+TypicalAshChar> OMG EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

[21:58] <+TypicalAshChar> Oinkie, no!

[21:58] \* TypicalAshChar slaps Tonton

[21:59] <+Tonton> Oink oink!

[21:59] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> PLL

[21:59] \* ChrisChristie plays with his own belly fat

[21:59] <+ChrisChristie> Hello Mr. Belly

[21:59] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Can't you just realize

[21:59] <+ChrisChristie> "hello Chris!"

[21:59] <+ChrisChristie> How are you today Mr. Belly?

[21:59] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> It's not going to work!

[21:59] <+ChrisChristie> "good, you?"

[21:59] <+Tonton> Oink!

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[21:59] <+ChrisChristie> I'm good too Mr. Belly.

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[21:59] <+ChrisChristie> Do you want a donut, Mr. Belly?

[21:59] <+ChrisChristie> "sure do, Chris!"

[21:59] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> You know why, PLL?

[21:59] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT

[21:59] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Guys... we're having a funeral.

[21:59] \* ChrisChristie feeds the sixty-third donut into his belly

[21:59] <@ReddyProbst> welcome back!

[21:59] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> WITH MARISOL'S BABY

[21:59] \* PrettyLittleLiar buries Alison's body

[21:59] <+TypicalAshChar> Yani!

[21:59] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Yana|] by ReddyProbst

[22:00] \* PrettyLittleLiar lights candles

[22:00] <@ReddyProbst> send a vote @Yana

[22:00] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[22:00] <+Yana|> Ew I came back to this show of obcenity. @Mr. Belly

[22:00] <@ReddyProbst> PLL has won immunity

[22:00] <@ReddyProbst> hayley is on exile

[22:00] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Alison... you were always kind of a bitch and bullied us. But for some reason I still miss you a lot.

[22:00] \* PrettyLittleLiar closes casket

[22:00] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Goodbye.

[22:00] \* PrettyLittleLiar cries real tears

[22:00] \* TypicalAshChar cries fake tears

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[22:00] <+TypicalAshChar> We're twins, PLL!

[22:00] \* PrettyLittleLiar turns around as I see A

[22:00] <+PrettyLittleLiar> A!

[22:00] \* PrettyLittleLiar runs faster and follows A into the woods

[22:00] <@ReddyProbst> Send in votes ASAP

[22:00] <@ReddyProbst> @All

[22:00] \* PrettyLittleLiar trips and triggers a trap

[22:01] \* PrettyLittleLiar is pushed to the top by a net

[22:01] <+PrettyLittleLiar> HELP!!!!

[22:01] <+PrettyLittleLiar> A TRICKED ME!!!

[22:01] \* PrettyLittleLiar cries as screen fades to black

[22:01] <+TypicalAshChar> PLL is so slow, omg.

[22:01] \* TypicalAshChar walks to PLL

[22:01] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar gets a call

[22:01] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> WHAT???????????????/

[22:01] <+TypicalAshChar> WHy is the screen black?

[22:01] \* PrettyLittleLiar reads text message: "Oink oink. -A"

[22:01] <+TypicalAshChar> HELP!

[22:01] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> THAT... CAN'T BE TRUE!

[22:01] \* ChrisChristie eats sixty-fourth donut

[22:01] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in\*

[22:01] <+PrettyLittleLiar> ASH. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS UP HERE?

[22:01] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> NOT TRUE!!!!

[22:01] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

[22:01] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[22:01] <+PrettyLittleLiar> It's you. YOU'RE A and I can prove it.

[22:01] <+TypicalAshChar> I followed you PLL

[22:01] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I just need to get down here, somehow.

[22:01] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in and out\*

[22:02] <+TypicalAshChar> You needed help!

[22:02] <+TypicalAshChar> And I'm here!

[22:02] <+ChrisChristie> Guys, did you think Mr. Belly was funny?

[22:02] \* TypicalAshChar throws Tonton at PLL

[22:02] <+ChrisChristie> I might use it to become president, if it helps.

[22:02] <+TypicalAshChar> Oh yeah!

[22:02] \* TypicalAshChar passes out mud

[22:02] <+Tonton> Oooooiiiiiink!

[22:02] <+TypicalAshChar> I am Chris' campaign manager!

[22:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MY MOM

[22:02] <+TypicalAshChar> So vote for him tonight!

[22:02] <+Tonton> Oink oink oink! Oink oink!

[22:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> WAS KILLED BY

[22:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ...

[22:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> A DONUT!

[22:02] <+ChrisChristie> Yep, vote me for president guys!

[22:02] <@ReddyProbst> TAC vanessa Yana

[22:02] <@ReddyProbst> vote pls

[22:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*CAMERA ZOOMS IN\*

[22:03] \* ChrisChristie eats sixty-seventh donut

[22:03] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar takes donuts from Chris Christie

[22:03] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar fights with donuts

[22:03] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU KILLED MY MOTHER

[22:03] <+ChrisChristie> HEY!

[22:03] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP!

[22:03] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> SHE TRUSTED YOU

[22:03] <+ChrisChristie> THOSE ARE MAH DONUTS!

[22:03] \* ChrisChristie tries to fight, is winded immediately

[22:03] <+TypicalAshChar> THE VOTES ARE IN @REDDY

[22:03] \* ChrisChristie falls to ground

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*donuts fall off cliff\*

[22:04] <+TypicalAshChar> I know since I checked.

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[22:04] <+ChrisChristie> Can I have my donuts back now?

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:04] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[22:04] <+PrettyLittleLiar> A needs to go. Tonight.

[22:04] \* ChrisChristie breathes heavily

[22:04] <+Yana|> Tbh it was for his own good.

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :(

[22:04] \* TypicalAshChar steals donut and eats it

[22:04] <@ReddyProbst> Once the votes are read, the decision is final-- whoever is voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.

[22:04] <+Yana|> Like we should just leave the donuts there.

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> The donuts...

[22:04] <+TypicalAshChar> Yummy!

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> are dead

[22:04] <+ChrisChristie> ASH!

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :(

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> @Chris

[22:04] <+ChrisChristie> YOU THIEF!

[22:04] <@ReddyProbst> I'll read the votes

[22:04] <+TypicalAshChar> CHRIS

[22:04] <+ChrisChristie> Good, I wouldn't want to eat live ones.

[22:04] <+TypicalAshChar> YOU THEIF

[22:04] <@ReddyProbst> First vote...

[22:04] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:04] \* ChrisChristie eats sixty-seventh donut

[22:04] <@ReddyProbst> .....Chris

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I tried saving it

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> but they fell and

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I couldn't

[22:04] <@ReddyProbst> Second vote...

[22:04] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I'm sorry!!

[22:04] <+TypicalAshChar> CONF: Chris is like... so totally weird. He's me!

[22:04] <+ChrisChristie> Wow, I'm doing a good job gaining support in this election!

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> .....Juan

[22:05] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> THEY KILLED MY MOM

[22:05] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Ash or Juan is A, I'm sure of it. Whoever goes tonight will determine my fate in this game... and in life.

[22:05] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL THEM

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> Third vote...

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> ....Tonton

[22:05] <+TypicalAshChar> You have a life? Lucky. @PLL

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> That's 1 vote Chris, 1 vote Juan, 1 vote Tonton

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> Fourth vote...

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> .....Tonton

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> Fifth vote...

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:05] <@ReddyProbst> .....Chris

[22:06] <+Tonton> Oink!

[22:06] <+Tonton> Oink oink!

[22:06] <@ReddyProbst> 2 for Chris, 2 for Tonton, 1 for Juan

[22:06] <+Tonton> \*frowns\*

[22:06] \* TypicalAshChar gives Chris a high-five

[22:06] <+ChrisChristie> Whoa? A vote?

[22:06] <+ChrisChristie> NICE!

[22:06] <@ReddyProbst> Sixth vote...

[22:06] \* ChrisChristie high fives Ash

[22:06] <+TypicalAshChar> You're getting votes!

[22:06] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:06] <@ReddyProbst> .....Tonton

[22:06] <+Tonton> Oink!!!

[22:06] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:06] <@ReddyProbst> Final vote....

[22:06] <@ReddyProbst> ......

[22:06] <+TypicalAshChar> So is the Oinki-Pig..

[22:06] <@ReddyProbst> ....Second person voted out of Redvivor: Peru...

[22:06] <+TypicalAshChar> Omg, Piggie 4 President!

[22:06] <@ReddyProbst> ....Tonton

[22:06] <+Tonton> Oink!

[22:06] <@ReddyProbst> You need to bring me your torch

[22:06] <+Tonton> Oink!

[22:06] <+ChrisChristie> HA!

[22:06] <+ChrisChristie> That's what you get for stealing mah donut!

[22:06] <+Tonton> \*runs at Chris Christie and takes all of his donuts

[22:06] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[22:06] \* TypicalAshChar hugs the pig

[22:06] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:06] <+Tonton> Oink!

[22:06] \* ChrisChristie eats sixty-eighth donut

[22:07] <@ReddyProbst> Tonton

[22:07] <+Tonton> \*throws his donuts into the fire\*

[22:07] \* VanessaRousso sighs in relief

[22:07] <@ReddyProbst> The tribe has spoken

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> NO!!!!

[22:07] \* ReddyProbst snuffs Tonton's torch

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> MY DONUTS!!!!

[22:07] <+VanessaRousso> Sorry Tonton.

[22:07] <+Tonton> Oink!

[22:07] \* ChrisChristie falls to knees

[22:07] <+TypicalAshChar> CONF: All the animals are leaving and that only means one thing \*dramatic music plays\* Hayley's next! :O

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> HOW COULD YOU?

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> NO!!!!!!!!

[22:07] <@ReddyProbst> ...

[22:07] <@ReddyProbst> Tonton

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> OH THE HUMANITY

[22:07] <+Tonton> \*snuggles PLL's breasts\*

[22:07] <@ReddyProbst> in a final act of rebellion

[22:07] <+Tonton> Oink!

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> THIS IS WORSE THAN HURRICAN SANDY!

[22:07] \* ChrisChristie cries

[22:07] == mode/#Redvivor [-v Tonton] by ReddyProbst

[22:07] <+TypicalAshChar> Tonto :(

[22:07] \* ReddyProbst pats chris on the back

[22:07] <@ReddyProbst> well, 7 remain

[22:07] <@ReddyProbst> anything can happen~

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> I WOULD RATHER MY CHILDREN HAD DIED THAN THE DONUTS

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> NOOOOOOOOO!

[22:07] <@ReddyProbst> Head back to camp!

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> PLEASE, GOD

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> I'LL DO ANYTHING

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> GAY STUFF!

[22:07] <@ReddyProbst> ---NEXT DAY---

[22:07] <+ChrisChristie> NO!!!!!!!!!

[22:08] \* TypicalAshChar walks back to camp with a piece of bacon

[22:08] <+TypicalAshChar> Yummy!

[22:08] <+ChrisChristie> Luckily I had more donuts back at camp, huh guys.

[22:08] \* ChrisChristie eats sixty-ninth donut

[22:08] <+Yana|> (conf) Tonton tbh was so annoying and like his ugly face made me own look hotter but like we have Chris for that so? lol not even good at being ugly.

[22:08] <+PrettyLittleLiar> CONF: Anyone can be A. hAyley, Ash, vAnessA, yAnA. The only one who isn't is ChrisChristie, so I need to solidify my alliance with him.

[22:08] <+Yana|> what about

[22:08] <+TypicalAshChar> CONF: I am so good at this game, lol xD! Another day, another slay!

[22:08] <@ReddyProbst> COME ON IN, GUYS!

[22:09] <+Yana|> ReddyProbst

[22:09] <+Yana|> AKA

[22:09] <+TypicalAshChar> IN, GUYS!

[22:09] <+ChrisChristie> Hey, Reddy.

[22:09] <+Yana|> seAn sullivAn. /:

[22:09] \* PrettyLittleLiar struts in wearing 5 inch heels

[22:09] <+ChrisChristie> I have more donuts!

[22:09] \* TypicalAshChar hugs Reddy

[22:09] \* ChrisChristie eats seventieth donut

[22:09] <@ReddyProbst> yAnA

[22:09] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> \*Comes back from Exile Island\*

[22:09] <@ReddyProbst> @Yana

[22:09] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar looks at Hayley

[22:09] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar falls in love.

[22:09] <+TypicalAshChar> You smell like... Hogwarts... and a white girl... @Reddy

[22:09] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley is back from Exile, of course

[22:09] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST WOMAN I'VE EVER MET!

[22:09] <@ReddyProbst> that's because I am a white girl

[22:09] <+TypicalAshChar> I AM?

[22:09] <+TypicalAshChar> YAY!

[22:09] <@ReddyProbst> @Ash

[22:09] <+TypicalAshChar> @JUAN

[22:09] \* ReddyProbst flips hair

[22:09] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> ...Thank you!

[22:09] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Hahahah!

[22:10] <+ChrisChristie> Have you met Natalie Anderson, New Jersey native? @Juan

[22:10] <+TypicalAshChar> That isn't legal though... @Juan

[22:10] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Wow, what a compliment!

[22:10] <+Yana|> (conf) lol Ricardo is so desperate like she's not even into you what are you doing.

[22:10] <+ChrisChristie> She's amazing, you should date her.

[22:10] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> You look a lot like Marisol

[22:10] \* ChrisChristie eats seventy-first donut

[22:10] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Coming from such a DASHING man like you ;)

[22:10] \* TypicalAshChar rips Reddy's hair

[22:10] <+TypicalAshChar> I want this on me so bad, lol

[22:10] <@ReddyProbst> ...

[22:10] <@ReddyProbst> Freak

[22:10] <@ReddyProbst> ANYWAYS

[22:10] <+TypicalAshChar> and Geeks!

[22:10] <@ReddyProbst> It's tiem for your next challenge!

[22:10] <+TypicalAshChar> :D

[22:10] <@ReddyProbst> It's the ever so popular

[22:10] <@ReddyProbst> Sandbags!

[22:10] <+Yana|> Reddy's hair looks like a wig you bought at Party City for $5. /:

[22:10] <+TypicalAshChar> Fun!

[22:10] <+TypicalAshChar> You know what else is fun?

[22:11] <@ReddyProbst> why did I cast such mean people this season

[22:11] <@ReddyProbst> what did I do to deserve this

[22:11] <+TypicalAshChar> Waiting on your crushes' door before Prom for 5 days straight...

[22:11] \* TypicalAshChar sighs

[22:11] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CONF: I'm feeling something for Hayley... something I've never felt for anyone before... except for Marisol...

[22:11] <+TypicalAshChar> Nothing! :D @Reddy

[22:11] <@ReddyProbst> For today's challenge, each round on my GO you'll all post \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:11] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*happy music plays\*

[22:11] <+TypicalAshChar> You did nothing, like always!

[22:11] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :)

[22:11] <+ChrisChristie> I can't dash

[22:11] <+ChrisChristie> or carry things

[22:11] <+Yana|> WTF where does he get that music.

[22:11] <+ChrisChristie> Can I pass and get a letter from home instead?

[22:11] <@ReddyProbst> the last person to psot on my screen will be out, and must give their sandbag to someone else remaining in the competition

[22:11] \* ChrisChristie eats seventy-second donut

[22:11] <@ReddyProbst> you must post once for EACH sandbag you have

[22:12] <@ReddyProbst> so 3 sand bags = 3 posts

[22:12] \* TypicalAshChar hands Chris mud

[22:12] <@ReddyProbst> simple enough?

[22:12] <+TypicalAshChar> Vote 4 Chris!

[22:12] <+PrettyLittleLiar> This is the perfect challenge for A to sabotage me in again.

[22:12] <+TypicalAshChar> Yes, of course.

[22:12] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar dreams with Hayley dashing through water with him.

[22:12] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> (Is anything happening)

[22:12] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> (I dont see anything)

[22:12] <+TypicalAshChar> Your voice is like my favorite song and I'm bopping to every lyric @Reddy

[22:12] <@ReddyProbst> (yeah, the challenge is about to happen)

[22:12] <@ReddyProbst> (what did you last see?)

[22:13] <@ReddyProbst> (PM on wiki chat)

[22:13] <+Yana|> lmao Hayley get with it.

[22:13] <+ChrisChristie> I'm so fat I can't see my penis anymore. :(

[22:13] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CONF: I... shouldn't feel this way. She is not Marisol. I shouldn't feel this way about her.

[22:13] \* TypicalAshChar licks Reddy's shoe

[22:13] \* ChrisChristie eats seventy-third donut

[22:13] <+Yana|> Why would you want to. /: @Chris

[22:13] <+TypicalAshChar> Mmm... morning mud

[22:13] <+VanessaRousso> Guys.

[22:13] <+VanessaRousso> I want to make adeal.

[22:13] <+ChrisChristie> I like it. @Yana

[22:13] <+TypicalAshChar> Shoot! :D @Vanessa

[22:14] <+TypicalAshChar> I also want to make a deal.

[22:14] <+VanessaRousso> I will vote with whoever talks to me first

[22:14] <+VanessaRousso> if yoyu all throw the challenge to me

[22:14] <+TypicalAshChar> Hi!

[22:14] <+VanessaRousso> sounds fiar, right?

[22:14] <+TypicalAshChar> Uh, sure.

[22:14] <+ChrisChristie> I want to make a deal with Reddy.

[22:14] <+TypicalAshChar> But wanna hear my deal?

[22:14] <@ReddyProbst> no deals

[22:14] <+TypicalAshChar> It's awesome, I swear!

[22:14] <@ReddyProbst> I don't deal with

[22:14] <+ChrisChristie> Reddy, if I sit this challenge out, can I have a letter from home?

[22:14] <@ReddyProbst> \*whispers gravely\*

[22:14] <@ReddyProbst> fatties

[22:14] <+TypicalAshChar> THE DEVIL

[22:14] <+ChrisChristie> I can't run, or carry sandbags.

[22:14] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP!

[22:14] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Wow, harsh!

[22:14] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Haha

[22:14] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> @Red

[22:14] <@ReddyProbst> ALRIGHT

[22:14] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Let's START. The longer we wait, the longer A can stalk us.

[22:14] <+ChrisChristie> YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

[22:14] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND ONE COMING UP

[22:14] <+TypicalAshChar> I'll carry Chris' bags!

[22:14] \* ChrisChristie runs away crying

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] \* ChrisChristie falls, farts

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <@ReddyProbst> NOT YET

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <@ReddyProbst> WTF YOU'VE ALL DONE THIS BEFORE \*-\*

[22:15] <+TypicalAshChar> CALM DOWN

[22:15] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Juan is trying to sabotage.

[22:15] <+PrettyLittleLiar> #juAn

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU CANNOT STOP US, REDDY

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[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> IT'S TRUE LOVE

[22:15] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> (I havent :P)

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> AND YOU CANNOT

[22:15] <@ReddyProbst> (whoops :P)

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> DO

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> THAT

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> !

[22:15] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND ONE, ON MY GO

[22:15] <@ReddyProbst> 3

[22:15] <@ReddyProbst> 2

[22:15] <+TypicalAshChar> YES

[22:15] <@ReddyProbst> 1

[22:15] <+TypicalAshChar> HE

[22:15] <@ReddyProbst> GO

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+TypicalAshChar> CAN

[22:15] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+VanessaRousso> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:15] \* ChrisChristie slowly trudges through water carrying sandbag

[22:15] <+TypicalAshChar> Did I win?

[22:15] <+TypicalAshChar> :D

[22:15] \* ChrisChristie slowly trudges through water carrying sandbag

[22:15] <@ReddyProbst> TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HWO DIDN'T POSY

[22:16] \* ChrisChristie slowly trudges through water carrying sandbag

[22:16] <@ReddyProbst> Yana is out

[22:16] \* ChrisChristie collapses of total exhaustion

[22:16] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dramatic music slays\*

[22:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Shocker.. lol

[22:16] <+Yana|> The water is dirty and hot okay.

[22:16] <@ReddyProbst> Yana| please hand off your sand bag

[22:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> After she almost DIED earlier.

[22:16] <+TypicalAshChar> Yani, no! :(

[22:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> :P

[22:16] <+Yana|> And that necklace is ugly.

[22:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> The RN in me wanted to rush to help! But I didn't

[22:16] <+Yana|> Um.

[22:16] <@ReddyProbst> it's designer you ungrateful hag

[22:16] <@ReddyProbst> @Yana

[22:16] <+Yana|> Hayley is annoying me so her.

[22:16] <+TypicalAshChar> You know what else is ugly...

[22:16] <+TypicalAshChar> My sandbag

[22:16] <+Yana|> And don't call me a hag that's sexist. /:

[22:16] <@ReddyProbst> Yana gives Hayley her sandbag

[22:16] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley must post Twice now

[22:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Aw :(

[22:16] <+Yana|> Yah duh.

[22:16] <+TypicalAshChar> Yani thinks it sucks, so I think it sucks!

[22:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> That's SO MEAN!

[22:17] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND TWO ON MY GO

[22:17] <@ReddyProbst> 3

[22:17] <+Yana|> Like you don't have to announce it I just said it.

[22:17] <@ReddyProbst> 2

[22:17] <+PrettyLittleLiar> CONF: #juAn didn't give it to me... interesting.

[22:17] <@ReddyProbst> 1

[22:17] <@ReddyProbst> GO

[22:17] <+Yana|> Like lmao.

[22:17] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:17] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:17] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:17] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:17] \* ChrisChristie slowly trudges through water carrying sandbag

[22:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:17] \* ChrisChristie collspases again

[22:17] <+TypicalAshChar> Where's Vamessa?

[22:17] <+TypicalAshChar> I mean, Vanessa?

[22:17] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa is out

[22:17] <+VanessaRousso> [21:15] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Juan is trying to sabotage. [21:15] <+PrettyLittleLiar> #juAn

[22:17] <+Yana|> Va-MESS-a lol.

[22:17] <+PrettyLittleLiar> She's too busy plotting her next move.

[22:17] <+PrettyLittleLiar> As A.

[22:17] <+VanessaRousso> (me @that still being c/ped)

[22:17] <+TypicalAshChar> :O

[22:17] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa, please give your sand bag to someone

[22:18] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I wish Yana were NICER to me instead of trying to bring the game DOWN for EVERYONE ELSE.

[22:18] <+VanessaRousso> PLL, I feel like I'm being targetted

[22:18] \* TypicalAshChar side eyes someone

[22:18] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Vanessa...

[22:18] <+VanessaRousso> for no reason

[22:18] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> HOW COULD YOU??

[22:18] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar has a breakdown

[22:18] <+VanessaRousso> Idon't know why you're assuming I'm A

[22:18] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

[22:18] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I TRULY LOVE HER

[22:18] \* VanessaRousso starts crying

[22:18] <+TypicalAshChar> HOW COULD YOU NOT? @Juan

[22:18] <+PrettyLittleLiar> CONF: That's more like it. Vanessa is A, she has TWO A's in her name.

[22:18] <+VanessaRousso> I have to give my sandbags to you

[22:18] <+PrettyLittleLiar> CONF: If you can't beat them, join them.

[22:18] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa gives PLL her sandbag

[22:18] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Thanks so much, Vanessa!

[22:18] \* TypicalAshChar hugs Vanessa and accidentally slaps her with the sandbag

[22:18] <+ChrisChristie> I sympathize with Vanessa because she's crying. She's probably really loyal.

[22:18] <@ReddyProbst> won't bode well for the A witchhunt...

[22:18] \* ChrisChristie eats seventy-fourth donut

[22:18] <@ReddyProbst> But anyways

[22:18] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley and PLL are posting twice

[22:19] <@ReddyProbst> everyone else just once

[22:19] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND THREE ON MY GO

[22:19] <@ReddyProbst> 3

[22:19] <@ReddyProbst> 2

[22:19] <@ReddyProbst> 1

[22:19] <@ReddyProbst> GO

[22:19] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:19] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:19] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:19] \* ChrisChristie slowly trudges through water carrying sandbag

[22:19] <+ChrisChristie> THE PAIN

[22:19] <+ChrisChristie> THE LACK OF STAMINA

[22:19] \* ChrisChristie collapses

[22:19] <+TypicalAshChar> IT WON'T GO AWAY @CHRIS

[22:19] <@ReddyProbst> Unfortunately, Hayley is out of the competition

[22:19] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar looks at Chris Christie

[22:19] <+TypicalAshChar> Vote 4 Chris, the guy who gives up all the time!

[22:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> THE DONUTS MADE ANOTHER VICTIM

[22:19] <+TypicalAshChar> He'll be an amazing President, I swear! ^-^

[22:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> SOMEONE STOP THEM!

[22:20] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> (Did I lag again)

[22:20] <+PrettyLittleLiar> (yes)

[22:20] <+ChrisChristie> i swear too

[22:20] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> They killed...

[22:20] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> AGAIN

[22:20] \* ChrisChristie eats seventy-fifth donut

[22:20] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[22:20] <+TypicalAshChar> DONUTS ARE AMAZING, EXCUSE YOU?

[22:20] <@ReddyProbst> Sorry, hayley

[22:20] \* TypicalAshChar side eyes the camera

[22:20] <@ReddyProbst> you must give up your sand bags

[22:20] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in Chris Christie's face\*

[22:20] <@ReddyProbst> (try refreshing btw @ Hayley helps agaisnt lag)

[22:20] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in donuts\*

[22:20] \* TypicalAshChar eats donute

[22:21] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley?

[22:21] \* TypicalAshChar slurps the muddy water

[22:21] <@ReddyProbst> lag problemss

[22:21] <+TypicalAshChar> Wanna try some? ;) @Reddy

[22:21] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I'm out?

[22:21] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Aww :(

[22:21] <@ReddyProbst> Yes

[22:21] <@ReddyProbst> :(

[22:21] <+TypicalAshChar> Mhm... :( @Hayley

[22:21] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Well, water was really never my STRONG suit haha

[22:21] <@ReddyProbst> Please give your sand bags up

[22:21] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I have to give my bags to.....

[22:21] <@ReddyProbst> you have two so you can give to one or two people

[22:22] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Liar, because I don't want her to win again

[22:22] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Sorry!!

[22:22] <+PrettyLittleLiar> ... I was going to send you to Exile, you bitch.

[22:22] <@ReddyProbst> PLL now has 4 sandbags to carry

[22:22] \* PrettyLittleLiar slaps Hayley

[22:22] <+TypicalAshChar> :O

[22:22] <+PrettyLittleLiar> #hAyley

[22:22] \* TypicalAshChar slaps Hayley

[22:22] <@ReddyProbst> PLL - 4, Rest - 1

[22:22] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> YOU'RE A!!!!!!!!!!!

[22:22] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!

[22:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:22] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Why don't you LISTEN TO ME!!!

[22:22] <+PrettyLittleLiar> hAyley tAr

[22:22] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> GUYS!!!

[22:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Liar is PRETENDING to be on the hunt for A...because she IS A!

[22:23] <+TypicalAshChar> Um...

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> NEXT ROUND

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> ON MY GO

[22:23] \* PrettyLittleLiar stares at the camera

[22:23] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Shh.

[22:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Listen to me, LISTEN TO ME.

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> 3

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> 2

[22:23] <+TypicalAshChar> Don't mean to like...interrupt..

[22:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> This is IMPORTANT!

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> 1

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> GO

[22:23] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:23] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:23] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:23] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*\*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:23] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:23] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:23] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:23] \* ChrisChristie slowly trudges through water carrying sandbag

[22:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> She told me a story about what A did to her "friend"...

[22:23] \* ChrisChristie collapses

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> Chris is out!

[22:23] <+PrettyLittleLiar> She WAS my friend. We buried her.

[22:23] <+ChrisChristie> aughhhhh

[22:23] <+TypicalAshChar> It was the donuts, Chrissy.

[22:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> You DID bury her...in the sand...alive!

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> Who is A I didn't cast an A....

[22:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> #liAr?

[22:23] \* ReddyProbst gasps at Hayley

[22:23] <+TypicalAshChar> My name starts with A!

[22:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> I see STRAIGHT through you.

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> Chris

[22:23] <+ChrisChristie> oh but you did @Reddy

[22:23] <@ReddyProbst> please give your sandbag up

[22:24] <+PrettyLittleLiar> #whAore

[22:24] <+ChrisChristie> I give my sandbags to Juan

[22:24] <+ChrisChristie> because he hates donuts

[22:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:24] <+ChrisChristie> slut

[22:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> \*looks around\*

[22:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

[22:24] \* ChrisChristie eats seventy-eight donut

[22:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[22:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU KILLED MY MOTHER

[22:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> NOW YOU TRY TO KILL ME?

[22:24] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar punches Chris Christie

[22:24] <+ChrisChristie> No.

[22:24] <+TypicalAshChar> :O

[22:24] <@ReddyProbst> PLL - 4, Juan - 2, Ash - 1

[22:24] \* ChrisChristie is knocked out

[22:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU CANNOT STOP TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!!!

[22:24] <@ReddyProbst> THREE LEFT

[22:24] \* TypicalAshChar punches Chris

[22:24] <@ReddyProbst> NEXT ROUND

[22:24] <@ReddyProbst> 3

[22:24] <@ReddyProbst> 2

[22:24] <@ReddyProbst> 1

[22:24] <@ReddyProbst> GO

[22:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:24] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:24] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:24] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:24] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:24] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:24] <@ReddyProbst> PLL, you are out

[22:24] <+TypicalAshChar> Aww...

[22:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> #hAhA

[22:25] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I am... disgusted at Hayley.

[22:25] <@ReddyProbst> Please give out your sandbags

[22:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> You KILLED your BEST FRIEND!

[22:25] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Ash, if I give all four of my bags to Juan, do you promise to send me to Exile?

[22:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> That's SO AWFUL!!!

[22:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> :/

[22:25] <+PrettyLittleLiar> #exileAlliAnce

[22:25] <+TypicalAshChar> Sure!

[22:25] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I give all 4 to Juan.

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Wow!

[22:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Trust me, I am ALWAYS RIGHT.

[22:25] <+TypicalAshChar> Yay!

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> PPL

[22:25] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar slaps PLL

[22:25] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[22:25] <@ReddyProbst> Juan has 6

[22:25] \* TypicalAshChar slaps PLL

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU ARE EVIL!

[22:25] <@ReddyProbst> Ash has 1

[22:25] <@ReddyProbst> FINAL ROUND

[22:25] <@ReddyProbst> 3

[22:25] <@ReddyProbst> 2

[22:25] <@ReddyProbst> 1

[22:25] <@ReddyProbst> GO

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:25] <+TypicalAshChar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*\*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*\*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> v\*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> v

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:25] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> TYPICAL ASH CHAR!

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> WINS!

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> v

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> IMMUNITY!

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> v

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> v

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> v

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*

[22:26] \* PrettyLittleLiar claps

[22:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dashes through water carrying sandbag\*v

[22:26] <+TypicalAshChar> YAYAYAYAYAY!

[22:26] <+Yana|> Hey send me to Exile kay.

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> stop

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> stop

[22:26] \* PrettyLittleLiar clAps

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> stop

[22:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Ash, do NOT do this.

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> stop

[22:26] <+ChrisChristie> ASH!

[22:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Do NOT follow through on the deal DO NOT.

[22:26] <+ChrisChristie> You need to send me to Exile!

[22:26] <+TypicalAshChar> SLAYING LIVES ONE STEP AT A TIME!

[22:26] \* ReddyProbst places necklace around TAC

[22:26] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Ash, just remember who helped you win this.

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> you are safe from the vote

[22:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> TRUST me I am ALWAYS right she is A and she WILL kill all of us.

[22:26] <+ChrisChristie> If I'm the only person on Exile, I'll probably win an election!

[22:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> DO NOT FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THIS DEAL, ASH!

[22:26] <+TypicalAshChar> Well, PLL broke my precious laptop...

[22:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> LISTEN TO ME!!

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> it's okay I'm not liable @Hayley (:

[22:26] <+Yana|> tbh I need to go on Exile like

[22:26] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Wait.

[22:26] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I'll give you the money.

[22:26] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I'm rich.

[22:26] <+PrettyLittleLiar> These high heels are worth a lot of money.

[22:26] <+TypicalAshChar> So am I...

[22:26] \* PrettyLittleLiar gives heels to Ash

[22:26] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Here.

[22:26] <@ReddyProbst> TAC, who are you sending to Exile?

[22:26] <+TypicalAshChar> I'm rich with love @PLL

[22:26] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Just send me to Exile.

[22:26] <+Yana|> I'm just dragging you guys down with my beauty.

[22:26] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I'll buy you a new laptop.

[22:26] <+ChrisChristie> Ash, I could be president of Exile Island!

[22:27] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Ash

[22:27] <+Yana|> If I left

[22:27] <+TypicalAshChar> OMG

[22:27] <+VanessaRousso> Ash

[22:27] <+Yana|> You'd all look prettier in comparison.

[22:27] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Ash... please.

[22:27] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> you broke my heart into a million pieces

[22:27] <+TypicalAshChar> THIS IS SO STRESSFUL

[22:27] <+ChrisChristie> If I'm the only person there, I'm sure to win the election!

[22:27] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> now...

[22:27] <+PrettyLittleLiar> My best friend died.

[22:27] <+TypicalAshChar> STOP TALKING TO ME EVERYONE

[22:27] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Find it in your heart to send me.

[22:27] <+TypicalAshChar> OMG

[22:27] <@ReddyProbst> Yana has a point

[22:27] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> you will never get my trust again :(

[22:27] <+TypicalAshChar> STRESS

[22:27] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I thought you were a good person

[22:27] <+VanessaRousso> I will make a deal with you

[22:27] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> but you are dishonest

[22:27] \* TypicalAshChar breaks down

[22:27] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :-(

[22:27] <+VanessaRousso> I will not vote against youuntil f5

[22:27] <+Yana|> guys you made her cry.

[22:27] <+VanessaRousso> if you send me to exile

[22:27] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Ash... you're a smart woman and you deserve to make the choice yourself.

[22:27] \* ReddyProbst yawns

[22:27] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Up to you.

[22:27] \* ChrisChristie eats seventy-ninth donut

[22:27] <+VanessaRousso> I feel like...

[22:27] <+VanessaRousso> a lot ofpeople arre attacking me

[22:27] <+TypicalAshChar> O-okay...

[22:27] <+TypicalAshChar> I send REDDY!

[22:28] <+VanessaRousso> and I don'tknow what people have said but

[22:28] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> ASH LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[22:28] \* ReddyProbst glares

[22:28] \* VanessaRousso cries

[22:28] <@ReddyProbst> pick someone

[22:28] <+TypicalAshChar> Have fun, twin! ^-^

[22:28] <+TypicalAshChar> ...

[22:28] <+VanessaRousso> I feel in troubleright now

[22:28] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> DO NOT!! FOLLOW THROUGH!! WITH YOUR DEAL!!

[22:28] \* PrettyLittleLiar gets a text message

[22:28] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Oh no..

[22:28] <+ChrisChristie> SEND ME OR I'LL GO ALL PAULY D ON YOU!

[22:28] <+TypicalAshChar> Hayley said to not go with the deal, so...

[22:28] \* ChrisChristie eats eightieth donut

[22:28] <@ReddyProbst> Seriously pick someone you living mistake

[22:28] <+PrettyLittleLiar> But I told you to go through with it.

[22:28] <@ReddyProbst> :I

[22:28] <+TypicalAshChar> I'll send Chris!

[22:28] <+ChrisChristie> Yay!

[22:28] <+Yana|> lame.

[22:28] <+PrettyLittleLiar> You fucking fake ass bitch.

[22:28] \* PrettyLittleLiar slaps Ash

[22:28] <@ReddyProbst> Chris is going to Exile Island

[22:28] <+ChrisChristie> Maybe I'll win the election there!

[22:28] <+TypicalAshChar> It's in my blood, PLL

[22:28] <@ReddyProbst> Chris, please join #ExileIsland

[22:28] <@ReddyProbst> the rest of you

[22:28] <+TypicalAshChar> I am A after all.

[22:28] <@ReddyProbst> send your votes ASAP

[22:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I hope he gets HURT in Exile

[22:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> >:(

[22:29] \* PrettyLittleLiar reads text message that says "Ash saved Chris's ass, who's gonna save yours?"

[22:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*tense music plays\*

[22:29] \* PrettyLittleLiar gasps

[22:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in\*

[22:30] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:30] \* PrettyLittleLiar cries silently in camp

[22:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> ...Hey, Liar?

[22:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Sorry I was so harsh today...

[22:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Maybe we just need to talk it out.

[22:31] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at Ash... she admitted that she was A.

[22:31] <+PrettyLittleLiar> All these lies... why me?

[22:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> ...But you're A! :P Haha

[22:32] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Let me tell you a story.

[22:32] <@ReddyProbst> send votes @ all

[22:32] <+PrettyLittleLiar> When I was 14, me and my other friends were inside playing at our beach house. We were about to play hide and seek.

[22:32] <+PrettyLittleLiar> When the thunder crackled, Alison wasn't there anymore.

[22:32] <+PrettyLittleLiar> We looked outside and we found her, dead, buried under the sand and the only thing sticking out was her hand.

[22:32] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I would never do that.

[22:32] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Everytime you say I'm A, these feelings come back again.

[22:32] <+PrettyLittleLiar> And I'm over it.

[22:32] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> ...YOU said they found her being BURIED ALIVE, eaten by maggots.

[22:33] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> You JUST told ANOTHER story?

[22:33] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> Why would you keep LYING????

[22:33] <+Hayley\_TAR26\_> LIAR!!!!!!!!!!

[22:33] \* PrettyLittleLiar sobs

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[22:33] <Hayley\_TAR26> This is why I voted for YOU tonight!!!

[22:33] == mode/#Redvivor [+v Hayley\_TAR26] by ReddyProbst

[22:33] <+Yana|> tbh girls can we just calm down and get like a smoothie.

[22:34] <+Yana|> I think Exile has a smoothie bar.

[22:34] <@ReddyProbst> Chris destroyed it

[22:34] <@ReddyProbst> so no

[22:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26> It doesn't :((

[22:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I've been there :((

[22:34] <+Yana|> like Chris is probably there eating the fatty smoothies.

[22:34] <+Yana|> See I knew it. /:

[22:34] <@ReddyProbst> Also PLL and Vanessa need to vote

[22:34] <+Yana|> Whatev I prefer Starbucks anyway.

[22:34] <+Yana|> does exile have that.

[22:34] <@ReddyProbst> No

[22:34] <+Yana|> wtf exile sucks.

[22:34] <@ReddyProbst> Get sent there and find out

[22:35] <+Yana|> Why does anyone ever want to go there.

[22:35] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Most things Starbucks sells are unhealthy for the typical diet.

[22:35] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Hahah :P

[22:35] <@ReddyProbst> people it has stuff

[22:35] <+Yana|> I bet they don't even have free ice. /:

[22:36] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[22:36] \* PrettyLittleLiar reads text message that says I know what happened 2 ur mom. Bring the lair and u'll know 2. Kisses –A

[22:36] <@ReddyProbst> Once the votes are read, the decision is final-- whoever is voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.

[22:36] <@ReddyProbst> I'll read the votes

[22:36] <@ReddyProbst> First vote...

[22:36] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:36] <@ReddyProbst> ......Yana

[22:36] \* PrettyLittleLiar closes eyes and prays

[22:37] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> Second vote...

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> .....PLL

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> Third vote...

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> .....Yana

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> Fourth vote...

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> .....PLL

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> That's 2 votes Yana, 2 votes PLL, 2 votes left

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> Fifth vote...

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[22:37] <@ReddyProbst> .....PLL

[22:38] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:38] <@ReddyProbst> Sixth vote.....

[22:38] <@ReddyProbst> .......

[22:38] \* PrettyLittleLiar raises eyebrow

[22:38] <@ReddyProbst> .....Third person voted out and the FIRST member of our jury....

[22:38] <@ReddyProbst> ....PLL

[22:38] <@ReddyProbst> You need to bring me your torch

[22:38] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Well, well.

[22:38] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Hayley, you were right.

[22:38] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I was A the entire time.

[22:38] \* ReddyProbst blinks

[22:38] <+Hayley\_TAR26> #hAyley!

[22:38] <+PrettyLittleLiar> I got bullied as a child... and I will NEVER forget it.

[22:38] <@ReddyProbst> Leading a witchhunt for yourself

[22:38] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Haha :)

[22:38] <+PrettyLittleLiar> Some might call my actions too much

[22:38] <+PrettyLittleLiar> But I say they were justified.

[22:38] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar holds PLL's hands

[22:38] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> PLL

[22:39] <+PrettyLittleLiar> \*Hayley gets a text message that says "I'm back, bitches. And I know everything. --A"

[22:39] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I... shouldn't tell you this

[22:39] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> But...

[22:39] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I am your father...

[22:39] <+Yana|> lmao who even voted for me.

[22:39] <+ChrisChristie> (#prettylittleliAr)

[22:39] <@ReddyProbst> PLL

[22:39] <@ReddyProbst> The tribe has spoken

[22:39] <@ReddyProbst> 9(SEND A BLACK LIST IF YOU NEED TO LEAVE)

[22:39] \* PrettyLittleLiar stabs self with torch

[22:39] \* ReddyProbst snuffs PLL's torch

[22:39] <@ReddyProbst> Time for you to go (:

[22:40] \* TypicalAshChar smiles

[22:40] == PrettyLittleLiar has changed nick to Liar|Jury

[22:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...Is it just me...or was she INSANE?

[22:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> HAHhahah

[22:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Like

[22:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> A? Texts?

[22:40] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar runs to Hayley

[22:40] <+TypicalAshChar> Sorry, I was being invisible for the fifth time this month!

[22:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Mi amor

[22:40] <+Yana|> Okay guys now that she's gone I have like a serious confession.

[22:40] <@ReddyProbst> ---Next Day---

[22:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> We can now live together

[22:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> She should be going to the psych ward, not home!

[22:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> FOREVER

[22:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> :P

[22:40] <+Yana|> Okay guys here goes...

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> PLL is gone

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...Um...okay?

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Maybe not FOREVER...

[22:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> She was the one trying to ruin our love

[22:40] <+Yana|> I am really...

[22:40] \* ChrisChristie arrives back from Exile, breathing heavily

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+ChrisChristie> Hey, guys...

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+Yana|> .

[22:40] <+TypicalAshChar> THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN

[22:41] <+Yana|> A

[22:41] \* ChrisChristie eats eighty-sixth donut

[22:41] <+TypicalAshChar> :)

[22:41] <+Yana|> girl named Lana.

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> What's up?

[22:41] <+TypicalAshChar> Girl?

[22:41] <+TypicalAshChar> Lana, omg!

[22:41] <@ReddyProbst> Yana is Lana?

[22:41] <+TypicalAshChar> Like Lana Del Rayes?

[22:41] <+TypicalAshChar> I love her!

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> Anyway, I have an announcement for all of you!

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> LISTEN UP!

[22:41] <+TypicalAshChar> Summertime Madness is top 10

[22:41] \* ChrisChristie eats eighty-seventh donut

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> LISTEN UP EVERYBODY!

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> AS YOU ALL KNOW

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> I WENT TO EXILE ISLAND

[22:41] <+Yana|> I thought that name was lame when I was like six so I had people call me Yana but then like Lana Del Rey came by and made the name cool again but then I was stuck being Yana????

[22:41] <+TypicalAshChar> YOU ARE WELCOME, CHRIS

[22:41] <+Yana|> like ew.

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> WHERE I LOST THE ELECTION TO A PARTICULARLY CHARISMATIC ROCK

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> @Yana

[22:41] <+ChrisChristie> ANYWAY, WHILE THERE, I FOUND THIS THINGY

[22:41] <+Yana|> wtf that's so sexist.

[22:42] \* ChrisChristie shows off idol

[22:42] <+Yana|> wtf it's so ugly.

[22:42] \* TypicalAshChar grabs idol

[22:42] <+ChrisChristie> AS YOU CAN SEE, IT IS NOT A DONUT

[22:42] <+TypicalAshChar> Mine! :D

[22:42] <+ChrisChristie> (dont godplay sir)

[22:42] <+ChrisChristie> IF YOU WANT THIS NOT-DONUT

[22:42] <+ChrisChristie> MAKE SOME SORT OF DEAL WITH ME

[22:42] <+TypicalAshChar> I sent you to Exile...

[22:42] <+ChrisChristie> PERHAPS... DONUT RELATED

[22:42] <+TypicalAshChar> I even voted for you...

[22:42] <+TypicalAshChar> OKAY

[22:42] <+ChrisChristie> And were there donuts on Exile... NO

[22:42] <@ReddyProbst> :\*

[22:43] <+TypicalAshChar> MY MOM'S BROTHER'S NIECE's BOYFREIND'S AUNT OWNS A DONUT SHOP!

[22:43] <+ChrisChristie> So if you want this non-donut object, feel free to contact me.

[22:43] <@ReddyProbst> COME ON IN, GUYS!

[22:43] <+TypicalAshChar> I can make her sell all her donuts! :D

[22:43] <+VanessaRousso> Chris, I'll make a deal

[22:43] <+VanessaRousso> If you give me the idol

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[22:43] <+VanessaRousso> I'll sell youa dozen donuts!

[22:43] <+ChrisChristie> Hm... sounds pretty good.

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[22:43] <@ReddyProbst> Welcome back to your immunity challenge everyone

[22:43] <@ReddyProbst> (:

[22:43] <+ChrisChristie> Talk to me in the private chat, however

[22:44] <@ReddyProbst> Today's challenge is very simple

[22:44] <@ReddyProbst> It's a game of musical chairs!

[22:44] \* ChrisChristie eats eighty-eighth donut

[22:44] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CONF: He killed my mother... he killed my wife... he took away my daughter... but I'm still here! And I'll avenge all of them!

[22:44] <+TypicalAshChar> Ooh, yaya!

[22:44] <@ReddyProbst> I will sing a song

[22:44] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Musical chairs?

[22:44] <+Hayley\_TAR26> WOW!

[22:44] <@ReddyProbst> and when I post STOP

[22:44] <+TypicalAshChar> Musical chairs is my favorite thing to play with my dol- FRIENDS

[22:44] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Grade school throwback am I right?

[22:44] <@ReddyProbst> the last person to post \*sits down\*

[22:44] <@ReddyProbst> will be eliminated

[22:45] <+ChrisChristie> What if I sit on the chair and it breaks>

[22:45] <@ReddyProbst> the last person standing after 5 rounds

[22:45] <+Yana|> once in 3rd grade this guy like

[22:45] <@ReddyProbst> will win immunity

[22:45] \* ChrisChristie eats eighty-ninth donut

[22:45] <+Yana|> sacrified the win in this game for me.

[22:45] <+Yana|> It was so romantic.

[22:45] <@ReddyProbst> Cute @Yana

[22:45] <+TypicalAshChar> Lucky!

[22:45] <+TypicalAshChar> I want love...

[22:45] <@ReddyProbst> did he die after

[22:45] \* TypicalAshChar looks at Reddy

[22:45] <+Yana|> but then he stole my white crayon when we had to draw Frosty the Snowman.

[22:45] <+Yana|> like

[22:45] <+Yana|> lmao not my fault y'all have no white crayons????

[22:45] <@ReddyProbst> wow

[22:45] <@ReddyProbst> douche

[22:45] <@ReddyProbst> Anyway

[22:45] \* TypicalAshChar sighs

[22:45] <@ReddyProbst> FIRST ROUND COMING UP

[22:46] <@ReddyProbst> Round 1

[22:46] <@ReddyProbst> Jadore vivienne habillez moi

[22:46] <@ReddyProbst> gucci

[22:46] <@ReddyProbst> fendi

[22:46] <@ReddyProbst> et prada

[22:46] <@ReddyProbst> valentino armani too

[22:46] <@ReddyProbst> merde i love them

[22:46] <@ReddyProbst> STOP

[22:46] \* ChrisChristie sits down, breaking chair

[22:46] <+VanessaRousso> \*sits\*

[22:46] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*sits down\*

[22:46] <+TypicalAshChar> \*sits down\*

[22:46] <+Yana|> '\*sits\*

[22:46] <@ReddyProbst> Juan is out, it seems

[22:46] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I can't waste my time

[22:47] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> sitting down

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> Poor Juan

[22:47] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I have to get my revenge!

[22:47] <+ChrisChristie> If there's one thing I can do, it's sit places

[22:47] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> >:(

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> out for blood

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> i like it

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND TWO

[22:47] <+TypicalAshChar> Blood?

[22:47] <+TypicalAshChar> OMG

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> Shot through the heart

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> and you're too blame

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> baby you give love

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> a bad name

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> STOP

[22:47] <+TypicalAshChar> STOP

[22:47] \* ChrisChristie sits down, breaking chair

[22:47] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*sits down\*

[22:47] <+TypicalAshChar> \*sits down\*

[22:47] <+Yana|> \*sits\*

[22:47] <+VanessaRousso> \*sits\*

[22:47] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa is out!

[22:47] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*Smiles big\*

[22:48] <+TypicalAshChar> Vamessa... :(

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> four people remain

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND THREE

[22:48] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Vanessa

[22:48] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> You will be my ally

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> Is this real?

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> Is this really real?

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> Can somebody

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> please tell me

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> that this

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> is

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> my liiiife

[22:48] <+Hayley\_TAR26> No ;P Haha

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> Big Brother

[22:48] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> This IS your life, Reddy

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> Is this

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> really

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> real????

[22:48] <@ReddyProbst> STOP

[22:48] \* ChrisChristie sits down, breaking chair

[22:48] <+Yana|> \*sits\*

[22:48] <+TypicalAshChar> \*sits down\*

[22:49] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley is last, it seems

[22:49] <+Hayley\_TAR26> (Assuming since I'm lagging that Hayley got out)

[22:49] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> This is NOT a mexican soap opera where I am the main character who is extremelly dramatic and suffers a lot but overcomes everything by the end

[22:49] <+TypicalAshChar> Her bones broke, I think...

[22:49] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> This is

[22:49] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> REAL LIFE

[22:49] <+TypicalAshChar> She isn't the youngest one out here after all!

[22:49] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[22:49] <+TypicalAshChar> I am :)

[22:49] \* ChrisChristie eats ninety-first donut

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[22:49] <@ReddyProbst> (Yeah sorry Hayley)

[22:49] <+ChrisChristie> Musical chairs sure works up an appetite.

[22:49] <+TypicalAshChar> \*camera zooms in on my face\*

[22:49] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND FOUR

[22:49] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Well...whatever!!

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> Feel the rain

[22:50] <+Hayley\_TAR26> DR: Both of my targets are OUT right now, so...I don't really need to try in this challenge anymore :) Hahaha

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> on your skin!

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> no one else can feel it for you

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> only you can let it in

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> no one else

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> no one else

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> can

[22:50] <+TypicalAshChar> NO ONE ELSE

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> feel the rain

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> on your

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> STOP

[22:50] <+Yana|> \*sits\*

[22:50] \* ChrisChristie sits down, breaking chair

[22:50] <+TypicalAshChar> \*sits down\*

[22:50] <@ReddyProbst> TAC is outta here!

[22:50] <+TypicalAshChar> ...

[22:50] <+TypicalAshChar> Not on my favorite song.

[22:50] <+TypicalAshChar> NOT ON MY FAVORITE SONG

[22:51] <+TypicalAshChar> Omg, you guys...

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> On your favorite song, bitch

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> Yana vs Chris

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> FINAL ROUND

[22:51] <+TypicalAshChar> ... @Reddy

[22:51] <+TypicalAshChar> You

[22:51] <+TypicalAshChar> ARE

[22:51] <+TypicalAshChar> SO

[22:51] <+TypicalAshChar> RUDE

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> Why you gotta be

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> so ruuuude

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> don't you know I'm

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> human tooo

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> Why you gotta be so

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> ruuuude

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> I'm gonna

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> marry her anyway

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> STOP

[22:51] \* ChrisChristie sits down, breaking chair

[22:51] <+Yana|> \*sits\*

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> ...

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> CHRIS!

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> WINS!

[22:51] <@ReddyProbst> IMMUNITY!

[22:52] \* ChrisChristie eats ninety-second donut

[22:52] <+ChrisChristie> What?

[22:52] <+ChrisChristie> Cool.

[22:52] <+Yana|> lmao fine I didn't want that ugly necklace anyway.

[22:52] <+TypicalAshChar> :O

[22:52] <+TypicalAshChar> You won the election????

[22:52] <+ChrisChristie> What does that... how you say... mean?

[22:52] \* ChrisChristie eats ninety-third donut

[22:52] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...How do you even win at life with that weight gain?

[22:52] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Hahaha unfortunate but congrats!

[22:52] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:52] \* ReddyProbst puts necklace around Chris

[22:52] <+TypicalAshChar> Guess you won't be needing the necklace if you won the election!

[22:52] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP

[22:52] <@ReddyProbst> Chris, you have won immunity

[22:52] <+ChrisChristie> @Hayley

[22:52] \* TypicalAshChar takes Chris' necklace

[22:52] <@ReddyProbst> you must now send on person to Exile

[22:53] <+ChrisChristie> I send Juan, because he wants to hurt my precious, precious donuts.

[22:53] <+Yana|> Send me tbh like I deserve it???

[22:53] <+TypicalAshChar> Me!

[22:53] <+Yana|> lmao lame.

[22:53] <+ChrisChristie> I cannot let them be hurt...

[22:53] <+TypicalAshChar> Aww...

[22:53] <+TypicalAshChar> I sent you... @Chris

[22:53] \* ChrisChristie protects donuts like a mother bird her young

[22:53] <@ReddyProbst> Juan, head over to #ExileIsland

[22:53] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[22:53] <+ChrisChristie> Yeah, and there WEREN'T DONUTS THERE

[22:53] <+ChrisChristie> @Ash

[22:53] <@ReddyProbst> The rest of you,

[22:53] <@ReddyProbst> SEND IN YOUR VOTES ASAP!

[22:53] \* ChrisChristie eats ninety-fourth donut

[22:53] <+TypicalAshChar> ...

[22:53] <+TypicalAshChar> Then there won't be any here!

[22:53] \* TypicalAshChar takes all the donuts and eats them

[22:53] <+TypicalAshChar> HA

[22:53] <+TypicalAshChar> HA

[22:53] <+TypicalAshChar> HA

[22:54] \* ChrisChristie slaps TAC

[22:54] <+ChrisChristie> HEY!

[22:54] <+ChrisChristie> MY DONUTS GODDAMNIT

[22:54] \* ChrisChristie lays belly-down on donuts, encasing them completely in his fat

[22:54] <+TypicalAshChar> WANT THEM BACK?

[22:54] <+ChrisChristie> AHA!

[22:54] \* TypicalAshChar throws up

[22:54] <+TypicalAshChar> HERE

[22:54] <+TypicalAshChar> TAKE EM!

[22:54] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP!

[22:55] <+ChrisChristie> NEW JERSEY!

[22:55] <+ChrisChristie> NEW JERSEY 4 EVA!

[22:55] <+TypicalAshChar> Who's Eva?

[22:55] \* ChrisChristie eats ninety-seventh donut

[22:55] <+TypicalAshChar> Is she new here?

[22:55] <+TypicalAshChar> I like meeting new people! :D

[22:55] <@ReddyProbst> send votes @all

[22:57] <+ChrisChristie> So um

[22:57] <+ChrisChristie> How are you all doing?

[22:57] <@ReddyProbst> need votes from Hayley and Ash

[22:58] <+TypicalAshChar> Okay! :D

[22:58] <+ChrisChristie> Guys! It's official! I ate 100 donuts!

[22:58] <+ChrisChristie> This is... the thing I'm proud of right now...

[22:58] \* ChrisChristie cries softly, eats hundred-first donut

[22:58] \* TypicalAshChar throws confetti

[22:58] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I wouldnt be proud of THAT! Hahah :)

[22:58] <+ChrisChristie> Shut up!

[22:58] <+Hayley\_TAR26> But...Congratulations I guess.

[22:59] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[22:59] <+ChrisChristie> I SAID SHUT UP! @Hayley

[22:59] <+Hayley\_TAR26> :) Haha just kidding. If it works for you then that's good :P

[22:59] <+TypicalAshChar> I would be proud of making it to 100 years, just like you! :D @Hayley

[22:59] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Whoa! Haha, aggresive today aren't we?

[22:59] <@ReddyProbst> [22:36] <@ReddyProbst> Once the votes are read, the decision is final-- whoever is voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.

[22:59] <+TypicalAshChar> Agressive, no...

[22:59] <+ChrisChristie> Reddy, will you shut up, I'm trying to eat the hundred-second donut!

[22:59] <+Hayley\_TAR26> You might need to eat a few extra donuts to calm down...

[22:59] <+VanessaRousso> Reddy

[22:59] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-second donut

[22:59] <+VanessaRousso> At this point

[22:59] <+VanessaRousso> Ican't really feel safe in anyof my alliances

[22:59] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I was talking to Chris :P Haha @AshChar

[23:00] <+VanessaRousso> And so

[23:00] <+TypicalAshChar> Oh, :)

[23:00] \* VanessaRousso takes out idol

[23:00] <@ReddyProbst> First vote....

[23:00] <@ReddyProbst> oh

[23:00] <+VanessaRousso> I've decided to play this tonight

[23:00] <+Hayley\_TAR26> PSST U CAN FEEL SAFE WITH ME @Vanesa

[23:00] <+Yana|> Ew it's so ugly give it to Reddy. /:

[23:00] <+VanessaRousso> On mysel

[23:00] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[23:00] \* VanessaRousso starts crying for no reason

[23:00] <+TypicalAshChar> Play it on me, Vanessa! :D

[23:00] \* ReddyProbst holds up idol

[23:00] <@ReddyProbst> In the event of an idol being played

[23:00] \* TypicalAshChar hugs Vamessa

[23:00] <+TypicalAshChar> You are such a hot mess, Van.

[23:00] <@ReddyProbst> all votes cast against the idol player would be void

[23:00] <+Yana|> get on with it. /:

[23:00] <+TypicalAshChar> Like CHILL

[23:00] <@ReddyProbst> However

[23:00] <+TypicalAshChar> Lay LOW

[23:00] <@ReddyProbst> this is not a hidden immunity idol

[23:01] <+VanessaRousso> ...

[23:01] <+VanessaRousso> What?

[23:01] <@ReddyProbst> Is it a PHONY idol

[23:01] <+TypicalAshChar> :O

[23:01] <+Yana|> are the real ones less ugly.

[23:01] <@ReddyProbst> Placed on Exile as a decoy

[23:01] <@ReddyProbst> therefore

[23:01] \* VanessaRousso starts crying again

[23:01] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa will instead receive one penalty vote against her

[23:01] <+VanessaRousso> Reddy I feel really betrayed by you right now

[23:01] <+Yana|> lmao it's not even a real ugly piece of wood????

[23:01] <+VanessaRousso> And I don't feel like I can trust you

[23:01] \* TypicalAshChar grabs poison ivy and rubs it on Vanessa's eyes

[23:01] \* ChrisChristie happily eats rock donuts Vanessa gave him

[23:01] <+Yana|> like better to be real ugly than fake ugly lmao.

[23:01] <+TypicalAshChar> Don't cry... :(

[23:01] <@ReddyProbst> So, to begin the vote

[23:01] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa has 1 vote right now

[23:01] <+VanessaRousso> I gave you MY WORD and you betrayed it

[23:01] <@ReddyProbst> First vote....

[23:01] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> .....Ash

[23:02] <+TypicalAshChar> Aww!

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> Second vote....

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> .....Yana

[23:02] <+TypicalAshChar> I don't want to be President...

[23:02] <+Yana|> lmao.

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> Third vote....

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> .....Hayley

[23:02] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...WHAT??

[23:02] <+TypicalAshChar> I appreciate the gesture, Chris! ^-^

[23:02] <+ChrisChristie> 1-1-1-1

[23:02] <+Hayley\_TAR26> But honestly WHO would vote for ME???

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> That's 1 vote each for Vanessa, Ash, Yana, and Hayley.

[23:02] <+ChrisChristie> @the votes rn

[23:02] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I dont understand hahaha

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> Fourth vote....

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> ......Ash

[23:02] <@ReddyProbst> Final vote.....

[23:02] <+TypicalAshChar> Oh man, really?

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> .......

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> ......

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> ........Hayley

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> we have a tie

[23:03] <+ChrisChristie> Oh boy, a tie!

[23:03] <+TypicalAshChar> Oh my god :O

[23:03] <+ChrisChristie> I wear a tie to work EVERY DAY!

[23:03] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...I thought that I could TRUST YOU!

[23:03] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-fourth donut

[23:03] <+Hayley\_TAR26> @Ash

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> Here's how this works

[23:03] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I guess I was WRONG...you really ARE awful inside

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley and Ash will not vote

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> Yana, Vanessa, and Chris will

[23:03] <+TypicalAshChar> I'm not awful...

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> and this time

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> there will be no tie

[23:03] <@ReddyProbst> send re-votes ASAP

[23:04] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Guys, PLEASE save me!!

[23:04] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Ash lied STRAIGHT TO MY FACE today.

[23:04] <+Hayley\_TAR26> That's HORRIBLE :/

[23:04] <+TypicalAshChar> Um, no?

[23:04] <+ChrisChristie> Yeah, that is pretty terrible.

[23:04] <+TypicalAshChar> I gave my word and said I'd talk to Vanessa like you wanted me too

[23:04] <+ChrisChristie> As a politician, I've never lied, not once.

[23:04] <+TypicalAshChar> And I talked to her.

[23:04] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-sixth donut

[23:04] <+Hayley\_TAR26> You SAID you would vote out...my target and you DIDN'T!!

[23:04] <+TypicalAshChar> I DIDN'T LIE

[23:05] <+TypicalAshChar> I didn't say I was going to vote her, HAYLEY

[23:05] <+Hayley\_TAR26> YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.

[23:05] <+TypicalAshChar> OMG

[23:05] <+Hayley\_TAR26> You don't LISTEN TO ME!

[23:05] <+TypicalAshChar> WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME???

[23:05] <+TypicalAshChar> YOU WANTED YANA OUT

[23:05] <+TypicalAshChar> She's a misunderstood teen, just like me.

[23:05] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[23:05] <@ReddyProbst> I have the re-votes

[23:05] <@ReddyProbst> First vote....

[23:05] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[23:05] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Because YOU LIED TO ME! :/

[23:05] <@ReddyProbst> .....Hayley

[23:05] <@ReddyProbst> Second vote...

[23:05] <+TypicalAshChar> I DID NOT @HAYLEY

[23:05] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[23:05] <@ReddyProbst> .....Ash

[23:05] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Whatever, I'm OVER liars anyway.

[23:05] <@ReddyProbst> Final vote

[23:05] <+Hayley\_TAR26> :(

[23:05] \* TypicalAshChar sighs

[23:06] <@ReddyProbst> Fourth person voted out and the SECOND member of our jury....

[23:06] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[23:06] <@ReddyProbst> ......

[23:06] <@ReddyProbst> .............

[23:06] <@ReddyProbst> ...........Ash, you need to bring me your torch.

[23:06] <+TypicalAshChar> HAYLEY

[23:06] <+TypicalAshChar> NOOOOOOO

[23:06] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-seventh donut

[23:06] <+VanessaRousso> I still remember you breaking your word and voting for Chris at the first vote.

[23:06] <+ChrisChristie> Shocking developments.

[23:06] <+VanessaRousso> That's karma for you.

[23:06] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Cheaters NEVER win...

[23:06] <+VanessaRousso> @Ash

[23:06] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I would feel bad about this, but... I DON'T!

[23:06] <@ReddyProbst> Ash,

[23:06] <@ReddyProbst> the tribe has spoken

[23:06] \* ReddyProbst snuffs Ash's torch

[23:06] <+Yana|> lmao what.

[23:06] <+TypicalAshChar> Karma is what's about to happen to your face! @Vanessa

[23:06] <+ChrisChristie> I will be hiring a new campaign manager, Ash.

[23:06] <+ChrisChristie> ANY TAKERS?

[23:06] <@ReddyProbst> Time for you to go

[23:06] \* TypicalAshChar slaps Vanessa

[23:07] <+TypicalAshChar> BY THE WAY

[23:07] \* TypicalAshChar hugs Yana

[23:07] <+TypicalAshChar> Just gonna blow up some games! :)

[23:07] == mode/#Redvivor [-v TypicalAshChar] by ReddyProbst

[23:07] \* TypicalAshChar hugs Reddy and shaves his head

[23:07] <TypicalAshChar> BYE FELICIAS

[23:07] \* ReddyProbst slaps Ash

[23:07] <@ReddyProbst> freak

[23:07] <+ChrisChristie> Who's Felicia?

[23:07] <@ReddyProbst> ---NEXT DAY---

[23:07] \* TypicalAshChar slaps Reddy

[23:08] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-eight donut

[23:08] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I'm just happy that I made it to the FINAL FIVE!

[23:08] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Wow, who would have THOUGHT??

[23:08] <+ChrisChristie> idk

[23:08] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar walks in

[23:08] <+ChrisChristie> Why are you asking us?

[23:08] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-ninth donut

[23:08] <+ChrisChristie> I'm a presidential nominee, not a reality show placement predictor.

[23:08] <@ReddyProbst> COME ON IN, GUYS!

[23:08] \* VanessaRousso walksin

[23:09] <@ReddyProbst> Five remain

[23:09] \* ChrisChristie rolls in

[23:09] <+ChrisChristie> walking is hard for a man of my

[23:09] <+ChrisChristie> size

[23:09] <@ReddyProbst> Well

[23:09] <@ReddyProbst> duh

[23:09] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CONF: I'm gonna win it... FOR MY MOM... AND FOR MARISOL... AND FOR PLL... AND FOR HAYLEY

[23:09] <@ReddyProbst> Today's challenge is going to be

[23:09] <@ReddyProbst> relatively easy

[23:09] <+ChrisChristie> I like easy things

[23:09] <+ChrisChristie> This is good.

[23:09] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-tenth donut

[23:10] == TypicalAshChar has changed nick to TypicalAshJuror

[23:10] <@ReddyProbst> For this challenge, I will post a letter and a number

[23:10] <+ChrisChristie> That sounds hard.

[23:10] <@ReddyProbst> you job is to post a word that starts with that letter and has that many letters in it

[23:10] <+ChrisChristie> Next option please.

[23:10] <@ReddyProbst> for example, C4 = chat

[23:10] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-eleventh donut

[23:11] <@ReddyProbst> First person to do so each round wins

[23:11] <@ReddyProbst> first to 4 wins immunity

[23:11] <@ReddyProbst> simple enough?

[23:11] <+ChrisChristie> ugh

[23:11] <+ChrisChristie> spelling

[23:11] <+ChrisChristie> Never been good at thayt

[23:11] <@ReddyProbst> Also, this will be the last round where somebody will be sent to Exile Island

[23:11] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I survived med school; this is a piece of cake hAHaHAH

[23:11] <@ReddyProbst> so keep that in mind

[23:11] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND ONE

[23:11] <@ReddyProbst> 1. L5

[23:11] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Loser

[23:11] <+Yana|> longs

[23:11] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MARISOL

[23:11] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley scores!

[23:12] <+Yana|> lame.

[23:12] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley - 1

[23:12] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND TWO

[23:12] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Yana, why the long face?

[23:12] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Hahaa :)

[23:12] <@ReddyProbst> 2. G8

[23:12] <+Yana|> greaters

[23:12] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MEXICAN SOAP OPERA HUNK

[23:12] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Greeters

[23:12] <+VanessaRousso> greatest

[23:12] <@ReddyProbst> Greaters is not a word

[23:12] <+Yana|> what.

[23:12] <@ReddyProbst> is it?

[23:12] <+Yana|> yes.

[23:13] <+Yana|> I took AP English. /:

[23:13] <@ReddyProbst> It's an adjective

[23:13] <@ReddyProbst> not a noun

[23:13] <+ChrisChristie> I cut the budget for AP English!

[23:13] <@ReddyProbst> it cannot have plurals

[23:13] <+ChrisChristie> WHat a coincidence!

[23:13] <@ReddyProbst> therefore!!!!

[23:13] <+Yana|> um.

[23:13] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley scores again!

[23:13] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-twelfth donut

[23:13] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley - 2

[23:13] <@ReddyProbst> Round Three coming up

[23:13] <@ReddyProbst> 3. J4

[23:13] <+Yana|> joke

[23:14] <+ChrisChristie> jump

[23:14] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Joke

[23:14] <@ReddyProbst> Yana scores!

[23:14] <+ChrisChristie> Something I cannot do.

[23:14] <+ChrisChristie> :(

[23:14] <+Yana|> is what you are /: @Reddy

[23:14] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-thirteenth donut

[23:14] <@ReddyProbst> I have 18 seasons worth that say otherwise

[23:14] <@ReddyProbst> @Yana

[23:14] <@ReddyProbst> what do YOU have

[23:14] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> JESUSITA

[23:14] <@ReddyProbst> smh

[23:14] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley - 2, Yana - 1

[23:14] <+Hayley\_TAR26> See how RUDE she is?

[23:14] <+Hayley\_TAR26> :/

[23:14] <+Yana|> lmao I'm just honest?

[23:14] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I dont like it haha

[23:14] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND FOUR

[23:14] <@ReddyProbst> 4. K6

[23:14] <+ChrisChristie> kidder

[23:15] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Kinder

[23:15] <+Yana|> kinder

[23:15] <+Yana|> wtf Hayley stole that from me.

[23:15] <@ReddyProbst> you people and your words

[23:15] <@ReddyProbst> i think kidder is a word

[23:15] <@ReddyProbst> so Chris scores!

[23:15] <+ChrisChristie> One who kids

[23:15] <+Yana|> But greaters isn't???????????

[23:15] <+ChrisChristie> I do!

[23:15] <+Yana|> lmao this show is sexist.

[23:15] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley - 2, Yana - 1, Chris - 1

[23:15] <@ReddyProbst> sexist against you @Yana

[23:15] <@ReddyProbst> jUAN STILL OUT IN HIS OWN LITTLE WORLD

[23:16] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND FIVE

[23:16] <+Yana|> what.

[23:16] <@ReddyProbst> 5. P5

[23:16] <+Yana|> penis

[23:16] <+ChrisChristie> plant

[23:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Poser

[23:16] <@ReddyProbst> Yana scores!

[23:16] <+Yana|> (:

[23:16] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley - 2, Yana - 2, Chris - 1

[23:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Vulgar much??

[23:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Haha

[23:16] <@ReddyProbst> Round SIX

[23:16] <@ReddyProbst> 6. F7

[23:16] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> TRUE LOVE ALWAYS WINS

[23:16] <+ChrisChristie> flatter

[23:16] <+Yana|> fucking

[23:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Fingers

[23:16] <@ReddyProbst> Chris scores!

[23:16] <+Yana|> lame.

[23:16] <+ChrisChristie> YES

[23:17] <@ReddyProbst> (is vanessa alive)

[23:17] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-fourteenth donut

[23:17] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley - 2, Yana - 2, Chris - 2

[23:17] <@ReddyProbst> we have a three way tie

[23:17] <@ReddyProbst> while Juan is struggling and Vanessa has slipped into the shadows

[23:17] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND SEVEN

[23:17] <@ReddyProbst> 7. V5

[23:17] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MARISOL

[23:17] <+ChrisChristie> vains

[23:17] <+Yana|> vulva

[23:17] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> vanessa

[23:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Vroom

[23:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26> veins

[23:18] <@ReddyProbst> YANA SCORES!

[23:18] <+Yana|> ha.

[23:18] <@ReddyProbst> Chris misspelled veins

[23:18] <@ReddyProbst> smh

[23:18] <+ChrisChristie> I AM A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

[23:18] <+ChrisChristie> NOT A SCIENTIST

[23:18] <@ReddyProbst> Yana - 3. Hayley - 2, Chris - 2

[23:18] <@ReddyProbst> first to four wins

[23:18] <@ReddyProbst> Yana is gwetting very close

[23:18] <@ReddyProbst> ROUDN EIGHT

[23:18] <+ChrisChristie> was that never established

[23:18] <@ReddyProbst> It was bye

[23:19] <@ReddyProbst> 8. B3

[23:19] <+ChrisChristie> bet

[23:19] <+Yana|> bye

[23:19] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Big

[23:19] <@ReddyProbst> Chris scores!

[23:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Bob

[23:19] <+ChrisChristie> I DO!

[23:19] <@ReddyProbst> Yana - 3. Hayley - 2, Chris - 3

[23:19] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-fifteenth donut

[23:19] <@ReddyProbst> ROUND NINE

[23:19] <@ReddyProbst> 9. H7

[23:19] <+ChrisChristie> happier

[23:19] <+Yana|> hugging

[23:19] <@ReddyProbst> ...

[23:19] <@ReddyProbst> CHRIS

[23:19] <@ReddyProbst> WINS

[23:19] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MARISOL

[23:19] <@ReddyProbst> IMMUNITY!

[23:20] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-sixteenth, hundred-seventeenth, and hundred-eighteenth donut, all at once

[23:20] <+ChrisChristie> YES!

[23:20] \* ChrisChristie rolls around triumphantly

[23:20] <+Yana|> lmao lame.

[23:20] <+ChrisChristie> MY MAGNIFICENT GIRTH WILL ONCE AGAIN PROCEED TO THE NEXT ROUND!

[23:20] <+ChrisChristie> CHORTLE CHORTLE CHORTLE

[23:20] \* ReddyProbst puts necklace around Chris

[23:20] <@ReddyProbst> safe once again

[23:20] <@ReddyProbst> Chris, please select the final person to go to Exile

[23:21] <+ChrisChristie> Um... any takers?

[23:21] <+Yana|> Me.

[23:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Dayum!

[23:21] <+Yana|> lmao.

[23:21] <+ChrisChristie> Yana, got there first.

[23:21] <+ChrisChristie> Yana can go.

[23:21] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I'd go...maybe?

[23:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[23:21] <@ReddyProbst> Yana, please head over to #ExileIsland

[23:21] <+ChrisChristie> That's gonna be my presidential policy, as well. A strict whoever-calls-it-gets-it system

[23:21] <@ReddyProbst> The rest of you

[23:21] <@ReddyProbst> please send your votes ASAP!

[23:22] <+ChrisChristie> Man, I just love being from New Jersey.

[23:22] <+ChrisChristie> If you aren't from New Jersey you may as well just kill yourself.

[23:22] <+ChrisChristie> We have everything

[23:22] <+ChrisChristie> Atlantic City

[23:22] <+ChrisChristie> Neward

[23:22] <+ChrisChristie> \*Newark

[23:22] <+ChrisChristie> Trenton

[23:23] <+ChrisChristie> um... other cities in New Jersey

[23:23] <+ChrisChristie> Natalie Anderson

[23:23] <+ChrisChristie> Nadiya Anderson

[23:23] <+ChrisChristie> NateNJ13

[23:23] <+ChrisChristie> All the greatest humans on earth!

[23:23] <+VanessaRousso> (CONF) I felel reallyanloneinthe game rightnow. I don't know who to trust.

[23:23] <+VanessaRousso> Guys

[23:23] <+VanessaRousso> Iwanttomake adeal

[23:23] <+VanessaRousso> If you don't vote me out tonight

[23:23] <+VanessaRousso> I'll....

[23:23] <+VanessaRousso> be very happy

[23:23] <+VanessaRousso> :)

[23:23] <+ChrisChristie> Hm.

[23:24] <+ChrisChristie> You make a compelling argument.

[23:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Hmm

[23:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> You are

[23:24] <+VanessaRousso> Don't you care about the well being of others?

[23:24] <@ReddyProbst> if you all don't vote soon I'll be sad

[23:24] <+ChrisChristie> I like to pretend I do, yes.

[23:24] <+ChrisChristie> @Vanessa

[23:24] <+ChrisChristie> I voted, fatty. @Reddy

[23:25] <@ReddyProbst> I'm like 170 you obese waffle iron

[23:25] <+ChrisChristie> HEY!

[23:25] <+ChrisChristie> SHUT UP!

[23:25] <+ChrisChristie> I AM NOT A WAFFLE IRON!

[23:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Chris??

[23:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26> You ALREADY VOTED??

[23:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26> You didn't even TALK to me!!

[23:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26> How am I supposed to PLAN and STRATEGIZE when YOU'RE COLD AS ICE?

[23:25] <+ChrisChristie> What do those words even mean?

[23:25] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Wow, THANKS.

[23:26] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-eighteenth donuts

[23:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Way to be uplifting, Mr. Trans Fat 2015.

[23:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I have

[23:26] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> a decision to do...

[23:26] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar sighs

[23:27] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> True love always wins in the end

[23:27] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Goodbye!

[23:27] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*Laughs\*

[23:27] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I hope it does!!!!

[23:27] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Hahaha

[23:27] <+ChrisChristie> I felt true love once...

[23:27] <+ChrisChristie> Then I ate it.

[23:27] <+ChrisChristie> That was donut sixty-four.

[23:27] <+ChrisChristie> A good one, that one.

[23:28] <+ChrisChristie> I ate it just like all the others though...

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> Once the votes are read, the decision is final-- whoever is voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.

[23:28] \* ChrisChristie cries softly

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> I'll read the votes

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> First vote...

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> ....Hayley

[23:28] \* TypicalAshJuror reacts as a TypicalAshJuror

[23:28] <+ChrisChristie> I'll never recapture the magic of donut sixty-four

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> Second vote...

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> ....Hayley

[23:28] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-nineteenth donut

[23:28] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*Sighs\*

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> Third vote...

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> ...

[23:28] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Of COURSE, this happens to me.

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> ....Vanessa

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> Fourth vote...

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[23:28] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[23:29] <@ReddyProbst> ......Vanessa

[23:29] <@ReddyProbst> We have a tie

[23:29] <+ChrisChristie> Guys?

[23:29] <+ChrisChristie> Didn't you hear?

[23:29] <@ReddyProbst> \*dun dun dunnnnnn\*

[23:29] <+ChrisChristie> If you don't vote Vanessa, she'll be happy?

[23:29] <+ChrisChristie> wtf

[23:29] <+ChrisChristie> seriously guys

[23:29] <@ReddyProbst> Juan, Chris

[23:29] <@ReddyProbst> you two will re-vote

[23:29] <@ReddyProbst> if the vote ties again

[23:29] <@ReddyProbst> we will move on to fire making

[23:29] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Vanessa, like Ash, LIED.

[23:29] <+Hayley\_TAR26> STRAIGHT TO MY FACE :( :(

[23:29] <+Hayley\_TAR26> She's ICE. COLD.

[23:30] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Literally!!!

[23:30] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Ms. Frozen 2015.

[23:30] \* TypicalAshJuror smiles like a TypicalAshJuror

[23:30] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Hahah

[23:31] <@ReddyProbst> waiting on Juan

[23:31] <@ReddyProbst> swoosh~

[23:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Juan...you KNOW what to do.

[23:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Right??

[23:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26> RIGHT???????/

[23:31] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ...

[23:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Please dont let me down NOW!!

[23:31] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar has a breakdown

[23:31] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Hayley...

[23:31] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-twenty-first donut

[23:31] <@ReddyProbst> I have the re-votes!

[23:32] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ARE YOU MARISOL'S REINCARNATION?

[23:32] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[23:32] <@ReddyProbst> First vote....

[23:32] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[23:32] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o :o :o :o

[23:32] <@ReddyProbst> ......Vanessa

[23:32] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o :o :o :o

[23:32] <@ReddyProbst> Second vote....

[23:32] <@ReddyProbst> .........

[23:32] <@ReddyProbst> ........

[23:32] <@ReddyProbst> ........Hayley

[23:32] <@ReddyProbst> We are deadlocked

[23:32] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Wellllllll I don't even know who Marisol is?? So I'm sorry but I can't answer that one hahahah :)

[23:32] <+Hayley\_TAR26> WOW!!! Chris you would KEEP Vanessa???

[23:32] <+Hayley\_TAR26> After she LIED to me?

[23:32] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Do you want her LYING to YOU?

[23:33] <+ChrisChristie> She said she'd be happy if we kept her.

[23:33] <+ChrisChristie> Who are you to deny her happiness?

[23:33] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[23:33] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Well, I'm not happy that YOU kept her.

[23:33] <+ChrisChristie> WHO ARE ANY OF US TO DENY ANYONE HAPPINESS?

[23:33] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa, Hayley, we iwll now move on to firemaking

[23:33] <+ChrisChristie> Except the government with gays and immigrants.

[23:33] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-twenty-second donut

[23:33] <@ReddyProbst> Are you both ready to hear the instructions?

[23:33] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ...Hayley

[23:33] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> you are not Marisol's reincarnation? D:

[23:33] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Whatever.

[23:33] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I'm ALWAYS right.

[23:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I... shouldn't have trusted you!

[23:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I just hate that CHRIS won't EVER.

[23:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MARISOL...

[23:34] <+Hayley\_TAR26> LISTEN TO ME.

[23:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> IS...

[23:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MY...

[23:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ONLY...

[23:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> TRUE...

[23:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> LOVE...

[23:34] <+ChrisChristie> You never told me to do anything, really.

[23:34] <+ChrisChristie> To be fair.

[23:34] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar is lost and confused and has no idea what to do

[23:34] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred twenty-third donut

[23:34] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*sad music plays\*

[23:34] <@ReddyProbst> VanessaRousso

[23:35] <@ReddyProbst> ...

[23:35] <@ReddyProbst> I'm waiting.......

[23:35] <TypicalAshJuror> \*reacts like a TypicalAshJuror\* ?

[23:35] <+ChrisChristie> maybe she's having trouble hearing you

[23:35] <+ChrisChristie> I do that sometimes when my fat gets in my ears

[23:35] <+Hayley\_TAR26> She can't hear from inside her ICE CUBE.

[23:36] <+VanessaRousso> I'm soeey

[23:36] <+VanessaRousso> I just...

[23:36] <+VanessaRousso> Feel really attacked by both of them

[23:36] <+VanessaRousso> And think both have betrayed my trust.

[23:36] <@ReddyProbst> :(

[23:36] <+VanessaRousso> It's a difficult decision.

[23:36] <@ReddyProbst> Are you ready for firemaking

[23:36] <@ReddyProbst> ?

[23:36] <+Hayley\_TAR26> You betrayed MY trust...

[23:36] <+VanessaRousso> You betrayedMY trust

[23:36] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Why does this make it OKAY for you to LIE about me in front of EVERYONE?

[23:36] <+VanessaRousso> And so did you, Chris

[23:36] <+Hayley\_TAR26> What did I EVER do to YOU??

[23:36] <+VanessaRousso> You LIED to ME

[23:37] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I NEVER did ANYTHING to you except TELL YOU TO VOTE FOR YANA and you NEVER. DID.

[23:37] <+Hayley\_TAR26> EVER.

[23:37] <+VanessaRousso> That's unfactual.

[23:37] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*Cries\*

[23:37] <+ChrisChristie> Just like global warming

[23:37] <+ChrisChristie> is unfactual.

[23:37] <+VanessaRousso> I don't knwo who you're talking to, but everyone who I gave my word to, I followed through on

[23:37] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-twenty-fourth donut

[23:37] \* VanessaRousso cries in return

[23:37] <@ReddyProbst> I love the soap opera but can we get to eliminating one of you...

[23:37] <+Hayley\_TAR26> You mean...HER...

[23:38] <+Hayley\_TAR26> :/

[23:38] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa, are you ready?

[23:38] <@ReddyProbst> You know I'll just explain the challenge

[23:38] <+VanessaRousso> Yes

[23:38] <@ReddyProbst> For this fire making challenge, you'll be... creating a fire

[23:38] <@ReddyProbst> In order, you must post:

[23:38] <@ReddyProbst> \*stacks wood\*

[23:38] <@ReddyProbst> \*adds coconut husk\*

[23:38] <@ReddyProbst> \*strikes flint\*

[23:39] <@ReddyProbst> \*dances around fire\*

[23:39] <@ReddyProbst> "GIVE ME FIRE IT'S SO DIRE I NEED FIRE AND I'M NO LIAR I FEEL LIKE A FLAT TIRE GIVE ME FIRE"

[23:39] <@ReddyProbst> \*lights fire\*

[23:39] <@ReddyProbst> ~

[23:39] <@ReddyProbst> First person to post ALL six of those in order

[23:39] <@ReddyProbst> will win the challenge and remain in the game

[23:39] <+VanessaRousso> Okay

[23:40] <@ReddyProbst> and the loser will be out and become the THIRD member of our jury

[23:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Got it

[23:40] <@ReddyProbst> On my GO,

[23:40] <@ReddyProbst> 3

[23:40] <@ReddyProbst> 2

[23:40] <@ReddyProbst> 1.........

[23:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*important decision music plays\*

[23:40] <@ReddyProbst> GO

[23:40] <+VanessaRousso> \*stacks wood\*

[23:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*stacks wood\*

[23:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*adds coconut husk\*

[23:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*strikes flint\*

[23:40] <+VanessaRousso> \*adds coconut husk\*

[23:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in Haley's face\*

[23:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*dances around fire\*

[23:40] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in Vanessa's face\*

[23:40] <+VanessaRousso> \*strikes flint\*

[23:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> GIVE ME FIRE ITS SO DIRE I NEED FIRE AND IM NO LIAR I FEEL LIKE A FLAT TIRE GIVE ME FIRE

[23:40] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*lights the fire\*

[23:40] <+VanessaRousso> \*dances around fire\*

[23:40] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley starts her fire!

[23:40] <+ChrisChristie> wow fire

[23:40] <+ChrisChristie> that's cool

[23:40] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley will be moving on

[23:41] \* VanessaRousso begina to cry again

[23:41] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I started MINE so I could put HERS out.

[23:41] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa, unfortunately, you have been eliminated

[23:41] <+ChrisChristie> What now, global warming existence-non-deniers?

[23:41] <+ChrisChristie> THERE'S FIRE

[23:41] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Sorry, Vanessa, but...good game.

[23:41] <+ChrisChristie> HOW IS THERE GLOBAL WARMING?

[23:41] <@ReddyProbst> (SEND ME A BLACK LIST IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE)

[23:41] == VanessaRousso has changed nick to VanessaJury

[23:41] <@ReddyProbst> Vanessa, the tribe has spoken

[23:41] \* ReddyProbst snuffs Vanessa's torch

[23:41] <@ReddyProbst> Time for you to go

[23:42] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred twenty-fifth donut

[23:42] <@ReddyProbst> Well, 4 people remain

[23:42] <@ReddyProbst> you can head back to camp

[23:42] <@ReddyProbst> ---NEXT DAY---

[23:42] <+ChrisChristie> la la la at camp

[23:42] <+ChrisChristie> You know who hasn't visited lately?

[23:42] <+ChrisChristie> Mr. Belly!

[23:42] \* ChrisChristie plays with belly fat

[23:42] <+ChrisChristie> Hello Mr. Belly!

[23:42] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...

[23:42] <+ChrisChristie> "Chris, we need to talk."

[23:43] <+Hayley\_TAR26> That's honestly SO disgusting.

[23:43] <+Hayley\_TAR26> HAahaha

[23:43] <+ChrisChristie> ...what's wrong, Mr. Belly?

[23:43] <+ChrisChristie> "It's... it's Mrs. Belly."

[23:43] <+ChrisChristie> No, what happened?

[23:43] == mode/#Redvivor [-v VanessaJury] by ReddyProbst

[23:43] <+ChrisChristie> "She... she cheated on me. With another belly."

[23:43] <+ChrisChristie> What? But...

[23:43] \* ChrisChristie starts crying

[23:43] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CONF: Vanessa is out... but she's not the ONETRUEEVIL... Chris Christie IS! His order of DONUTS killed my mother, and ruined my family! I have to get my REVENGE!

[23:43] <+ChrisChristie> You two were so in love...

[23:43] <+ChrisChristie> "She's a dirty rotten whore, she is"

[23:43] <+ChrisChristie> It's just... sometimes... these things... I don't know what to say, Mr. Belly...

[23:44] <@ReddyProbst> PSA

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> "There is one thing you can do for me, Chris."

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> "Kill me."

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> ...Mr. Belly, I... I couldn't... no...

[23:44] <@ReddyProbst> THE FINAL FOUR TRIBAL COUNCIL IS THE LAST TRIBAL WHERE YOU CAN USE ANYTHING YOU FOUND ON EXILE

[23:44] <@ReddyProbst> PSA

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> "Do it Chris. I have nothing else to live for."

[23:44] <@ReddyProbst> ...

[23:44] <@ReddyProbst> Are you okay @Chris

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> Mr. Belly, this isn't the end... this is a new beginning... you need to move on.

[23:44] <+Yana|> you guys exile sucks why does anyone ever want to go there.

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> "No... I cannot move on... KILL ME!"

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> I WON'T!

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> "KILL ME!"

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> NO!

[23:44] \* ChrisChristie slaps own belly

[23:44] <@ReddyProbst> bECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY FAB

[23:44] <+ChrisChristie> YOU NEED TO SNAP OUT OF IT

[23:44] <@ReddyProbst> @yANA

[23:45] <@ReddyProbst> caps fail

[23:45] <+ChrisChristie> YOU HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE STILL

[23:45] <+ChrisChristie> YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP FIGHTING

[23:45] <+ChrisChristie> "I... I suppose you're right..."

[23:45] <+ChrisChristie> "Perhaps... I should go on..."

[23:45] <@ReddyProbst> um

[23:45] <@ReddyProbst> COME ON IN, GUYS!

[23:45] <+ChrisChristie> "Thank you, Chris Christie."

[23:45] <+ChrisChristie> No problem, Mr. Belly.

[23:45] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-twenty-sixth donut

[23:45] <+ChrisChristie> Hey, Reddy! :D

[23:46] <@ReddyProbst> Heyyy Chris

[23:46] <@ReddyProbst> Give me a minute to set up your challenge

[23:46] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[23:47] <@ReddyProbst> Alright!

[23:47] <@ReddyProbst> Today's challenge, fitting with our throwback theme this season

[23:47] <@ReddyProbst> is an oldie

[23:47] <@ReddyProbst> Entrapment!

[23:47] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I was trapped

[23:47] <+Yana|> Um Chris guess what.

[23:47] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> my entire life

[23:47] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> by the evil called

[23:48] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ...

[23:48] <+ChrisChristie> Yeah, Yana?

[23:48] <+Yana|> On Exile I found a donut. /:

[23:48] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CHRIS CHRISTIE

[23:48] <@ReddyProbst> https://gyazo.com/48116cf50b9e2b5c06411b51bad3de13

[23:48] <+ChrisChristie> ...FUCK YOU

[23:48] \* Yana| holds up old, mold-covered donut

[23:48] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in\*

[23:48] <+ChrisChristie> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[23:48] <+Yana|> here have it.

[23:48] <+Yana|> it's gross.

[23:48] <+ChrisChristie> ...

[23:48] <@ReddyProbst> did you escape

[23:48] <@ReddyProbst> @Juan

[23:48] <+ChrisChristie> THANK YOU THANK YOU

[23:48] <@ReddyProbst> Anyways

[23:48] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-twenty-seventh donut

[23:48] <@ReddyProbst> each of you will be assigned a color

[23:48] <+ChrisChristie> I am forever indebted to you, Yana.

[23:48] <@ReddyProbst> each round, you will move in a random order

[23:49] <@ReddyProbst> your goal is to be the last person standing with a move to make

[23:49] <@ReddyProbst> you can ONLY move to places that share a side with the box you're currently in

[23:49] <+ChrisChristie> Ugh

[23:49] <+ChrisChristie> MOVING

[23:49] <@ReddyProbst> meaning up down left right

[23:49] <@ReddyProbst> no diagonal

[23:49] <+ChrisChristie> My one true weakness

[23:49] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-twenty-eighth donut

[23:49] <@ReddyProbst> Does everyone understand?

[23:49] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar shakes head

[23:49] <+ChrisChristie> No, but I'll play anyway!

[23:50] <@ReddyProbst> .

[23:50] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley?

[23:50] <@ReddyProbst> Yana?

[23:50] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Ya I understand :)

[23:50] <@ReddyProbst> Colora: CHRIS = RED, HAYLEY = BLUE, JUAN = GREEN, YANA = YELLOW

[23:50] <@ReddyProbst> Colors\*

[23:51] <@ReddyProbst> we'll move in alphabetical order

[23:51] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Right

[23:51] <@ReddyProbst> meaning Chris, it's your move

[23:51] == Dynaslicer2 [a6d8a537@gateway/web/freenode/ip.166.216.165.55] has joined #Redvivor

[23:51] <+ChrisChristie> One down

[23:51] <@ReddyProbst> Juan?

[23:51] <@ReddyProbst> no

[23:51] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley\*

[23:51] <@ReddyProbst> please make your move

[23:52] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley\_TAR26

[23:52] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Right!

[23:52] <+Hayley\_TAR26> That's where I'M going!!

[23:52] <+Hayley\_TAR26> :)))

[23:52] <@ReddyProbst> :)

[23:52] <@ReddyProbst> Juan, please make your move

[23:53] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> c4

[23:53] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> c5\*

[23:53] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> oops

[23:53] <@ReddyProbst> aight

[23:53] <@ReddyProbst> Yana, please make your move

[23:53] <+Yana|> D2

[23:53] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[23:54] <@ReddyProbst> https://gyazo.com/c749d7a397d7099fc924e9779c469540

[23:54] <@ReddyProbst> alright

[23:54] <@ReddyProbst> ALSO

[23:54] <@ReddyProbst> STARTING NOW

[23:54] <@ReddyProbst> DIAGONAL MOVES ARE ALLOWED

[23:54] <@ReddyProbst> JUST TELL ME THE SPACE YOU WANT

[23:54] <@ReddyProbst> Chris, make your next move

[23:54] <+ChrisChristie> B3

[23:54] <+ChrisChristie> As a presidential candidate, I'm an EXPERT on strategical thinking

[23:54] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley?

[23:54] <+ChrisChristie> So you'd all better watch out

[23:54] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Hmmmmm

[23:54] <+Hayley\_TAR26> B4!!!

[23:55] <@ReddyProbst> Juan?

[23:55] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> d4

[23:55] <@ReddyProbst> and Yana?

[23:55] == Dynaslicer2 [a6d8a537@gateway/web/freenode/ip.166.216.165.55] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]

[23:55] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> is Yana...

[23:55] <+Yana|> C1

[23:56] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*mystery music plays\*

[23:56] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> DEAD?

[23:56] <@ReddyProbst> https://gyazo.com/971b81e46ca8966d3f05922b1e0d471a

[23:56] <@ReddyProbst> Chris, make your move

[23:56] <+ChrisChristie> B2

[23:57] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley, make your move

[23:57] <+Hayley\_TAR26> C4! :D

[23:57] <@ReddyProbst> Juan, make your move

[23:57] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> d3

[23:58] <@ReddyProbst> Yana?

[23:58] <+Yana|> C2

[23:58] <@ReddyProbst> https://gyazo.com/f53700d4873d7b30da841b9dc1f015a1

[23:58] <@ReddyProbst> Chris, please make your move

[23:58] <+ChrisChristie> A3

[23:59] \* ChrisChristie sits back in smugness, falls and rolls away

[23:59] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley, your move?

[23:59] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-thirtieth donut while rolling

[23:59] <@ReddyProbst> well, the only place you have to move is

[23:59] <@ReddyProbst> C3

[23:59] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...Yeah :S

[23:59] <@ReddyProbst> which takes you and Juan out of the game

[23:59] <@ReddyProbst> leaving Yana with one option

[23:59] <+ChrisChristie> no she's still in

[23:59] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Wow, Hayley!

[23:59] <+ChrisChristie> until she can't move

[23:59] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :s

[00:00] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Juan...I'm really sorrry :S

[00:00] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*Cries\*

[00:00] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I didn't MEAN to DO that to you :(((

[00:00] <@ReddyProbst> Yana then only has one option

[00:00] <+ChrisChristie> Wow, she's crying.

[00:00] <+ChrisChristie> Whata baby.

[00:00] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Don't make it SOUND like I did :/

[00:00] <@ReddyProbst> Meaning that with one space left to move

[00:00] <@ReddyProbst> CHRIS!

[00:00] <+Hayley\_TAR26> JUAN I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!!!!!!!

[00:00] <@ReddyProbst> WINS!

[00:00] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I...

[00:00] <@ReddyProbst> IMMUNITY!

[00:00] <+Hayley\_TAR26> BUT YOU JUST...hate me...

[00:00] <+ChrisChristie> YES!

[00:00] <+ChrisChristie> NEW JERSEY PROPA!

[00:00] <+Yana|> Yeah okay.

[00:00] <+Yana|> lmao.

[00:00] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-thirty-first donut

[00:00] \* ReddyProbst PUTS NECKLACE AROUND cHRIS

[00:00] <@ReddyProbst> SAFE ONCE AGAIN

[00:01] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley, Juan, Yana-- one of you is being sent packing

[00:01] <+ChrisChristie> FROM ALL THE EVIL SPIRITS

[00:01] <+ChrisChristie> AND HAYLEY, WHO IS EQUALLY TERRIFYING

[00:01] <+ChrisChristie> AND THE GAYS

[00:01] <@ReddyProbst> also, tonight is the LAST night to use any Exile items

[00:01] <@ReddyProbst> send your votes ASAP

[00:01] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-thirty-second donut

[00:01] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar gets up

[00:01] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Reddy

[00:01] <@ReddyProbst> ?

[00:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Marisol, my amor

[00:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> gave me this

[00:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> to stop Chris Christie and the donuts' reign of terror

[00:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I'd like to play my double vote

[00:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> tonight

[00:02] <@ReddyProbst> you tell me that in PM normally

[00:02] <@ReddyProbst> but okay

[00:02] <+ChrisChristie> I eat the donuts.

[00:02] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred thirty-third donut

[00:02] <+ChrisChristie> We are not on the same team.

[00:02] <+ChrisChristie> They are my enemy.

[00:02] <+ChrisChristie> I eat them because I hate myself.

[00:02] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred thirty-fourth donut

[00:02] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> (o same @pm)

[00:03] <+ChrisChristie> I understand your feeling towards them.

[00:03] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> The DONUTS

[00:03] <+ChrisChristie> I just... cannot stop...

[00:03] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> They killed my family

[00:03] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar has a breakdown

[00:03] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred thirty-fifth donut

[00:03] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> they DESTROYED MY LIFE!

[00:03] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> !!!!

[00:03] <@ReddyProbst> what did they get diabetes

[00:03] <@ReddyProbst> :-\

[00:04] <@ReddyProbst> brb for a sec

[00:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> They stabbed my mom

[00:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> with the help of an evil carrot

[00:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> who seduced my brother

[00:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :'(

[00:04] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> He was so stupid

[00:04] <+ChrisChristie> Fucking vegetables.

[00:04] <+ChrisChristie> Just like the gays.

[00:05] <+ChrisChristie> Don't trust 'em.

[00:05] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred thirty-sixth donut

[00:05] <@ReddyProbst> Once the votes are read, the decision is final-- whoever is voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.

[00:05] <@ReddyProbst> First vote....

[00:05] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[00:05] <@ReddyProbst> ........Yana

[00:05] <@ReddyProbst> Written in red ink

[00:05] <@ReddyProbst> Meaning it was cast with a double-vote pen, making it two votes

[00:05] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> That's 2 votes Yana

[00:06] <+ChrisChristie> Ha, red for Republican, I get it.

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> Second vote...

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[00:06] \* ChrisChristie nudges Reddy

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> ......Hayley

[00:06] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-thirty-seventh donut

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> Third vote...

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> ....Hayley

[00:06] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> That's 2 votes Yana, 2 votes Hayley, 1 vote left

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> Final vote

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> Next person voted out and the FOURTH member of our jury....

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[00:06] <@ReddyProbst> ....

[00:07] <@ReddyProbst> ........Yana, you need to bring me your torch

[00:07] <+Yana|> lmao lame.

[00:07] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :O

[00:07] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...Sorry Yana :(

[00:07] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I feel SO bad about being mean to you...

[00:07] <+Yana|> Yah whatev.

[00:07] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*happy music plays\*

[00:07] <+Hayley\_TAR26> But like you voted for me!

[00:07] <@ReddyProbst> For the first time in Redvivor history

[00:07] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> My love

[00:07] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> and I

[00:07] <+ChrisChristie> Wait, who's Yana again?

[00:07] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> together

[00:07] <@ReddyProbst> the double vote pen has made a difference

[00:07] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> in the f3

[00:07] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-thirty-eighth donut

[00:07] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> like it was supposed to happen

[00:07] <@ReddyProbst> (SEND A BLACK LIST IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE)

[00:07] <+ChrisChristie> And I'm here to BREAK THAT SHIT UP

[00:07] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar tears up

[00:07] <@ReddyProbst> Yana, the tribe has spoken

[00:07] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-thirty-ninth donut

[00:07] \* ReddyProbst snuffs Yana's torch

[00:07] <@ReddyProbst> Time for you to go

[00:08] <@ReddyProbst> Now, we've come down to 3

[00:08] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley, the girl who no one lisstens to

[00:08] <@ReddyProbst> Juan, the hopeful romantic

[00:08] <@ReddyProbst> and Chris, the staunch republican who hoards immunity like he hoards donuts

[00:08] <@ReddyProbst> who will win?

[00:08] <@ReddyProbst> lmao idk

[00:08] <@ReddyProbst> head back to camp!

[00:09] <@ReddyProbst> ---Next Day---

[00:09] <+ChrisChristie> My description was the biggest

[00:09] <+ChrisChristie> And therefore the best.

[00:09] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred fortieth donut

[00:09] <@ReddyProbst> COME ON IN, GUYS!

[00:09] \* ChrisChristie lazily rolls in

[00:10] <+ChrisChristie> Man, I'm getting exhausted by this darned game.

[00:10] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar happily walks in.

[00:10] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CONF: This is my happy ending! ^-^

[00:10] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*Walks in, laughing\*

[00:10] <@ReddyProbst> wELCOME

[00:10] <+ChrisChristie> to wat

[00:10] <@ReddyProbst> to your final immunity challenge

[00:10] <@ReddyProbst> ofc

[00:10] <+ChrisChristie> Oh.

[00:10] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :0

[00:11] <+ChrisChristie> That makes sense.

[00:11] <@ReddyProbst> Today's challenge, I'll be quizzing you

[00:11] <@ReddyProbst> on what has happened this season

[00:11] <@ReddyProbst> from the very first vote

[00:11] <+ChrisChristie> Aw fuck. I haven't been paying much attention.

[00:11] <@ReddyProbst> to the vote that just took palce

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[00:11] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-forty-first donut

[00:11] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[00:11] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in Chris Christie's face\*

[00:11] <@ReddyProbst> The first person to answer a question right earns a point

[00:11] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in Haley's face\*

[00:11] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...I think I might have been so busy yelling at people that I didnt pay that much attention...

[00:11] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*camera zooms in Juan's face\*

[00:12] <+Hayley\_TAR26> This is SO disappointing!!!

[00:12] <@ReddyProbst> first to 4 points wins immunity and the right to choose who they face at the Final Tribal Council

[00:12] <@ReddyProbst> simple enough?

[00:12] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*bittersweet music plays\*

[00:12] <+ChrisChristie> Simple as donuts!

[00:12] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-forty-second donut

[00:12] <@ReddyProbst> ALRIGHT

[00:12] <+ChrisChristie> c what I did there?

[00:12] <@ReddyProbst> First question....

[00:13] <@ReddyProbst> 1. How Tribal Councils featured a tie vote?

[00:13] <+ChrisChristie> 2

[00:13] <+ChrisChristie> 3

[00:13] <@ReddyProbst> Chris scores!

[00:13] <@ReddyProbst> with 2

[00:13] <+ChrisChristie> oh cool

[00:13] <+ChrisChristie> 2!

[00:13] <+ChrisChristie> Like the amount of... legs I have?

[00:13] <+ChrisChristie> idk

[00:13] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o

[00:13] <@ReddyProbst> Chris - 1, Hayley - 0, Juan - 0

[00:13] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred forty third donut

[00:13] <@ReddyProbst> Next question....

[00:13] <+Hayley\_TAR26> More like the amount of SCALES you've BROKEN with that FLOP DIET...

[00:13] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...Oh, that was kinda loud hahaha

[00:13] <+Hayley\_TAR26> :/

[00:13] <@ReddyProbst> 2. True or False: Hayley was the only female to go to Exile Island during the game.

[00:13] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :D

[00:14] <+ChrisChristie> false

[00:14] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> False

[00:14] <+Hayley\_TAR26> False!!!

[00:14] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I know Vanesa went

[00:14] <@ReddyProbst> Chris scores again!

[00:14] <@ReddyProbst> Yana also went

[00:14] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Yana went

[00:14] <@ReddyProbst> Chris - 2, Hayley - 0, Juan - 0

[00:14] <@ReddyProbst> question three....

[00:15] <@ReddyProbst> 3. Who went home the day Vanessa played the phony idol?

[00:15] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Ash

[00:15] <+ChrisChristie> Ash

[00:15] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I think?

[00:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Vanessa

[00:15] <+Hayley\_TAR26> The vote was....

[00:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Ash

[00:15] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley scores!

[00:15] <+Hayley\_TAR26> REALLY split and I almost went!!!

[00:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> hm

[00:15] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Oh

[00:15] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Scary scary hahahah

[00:15] <@ReddyProbst> Chris - 2, Hayley - 1, Juan - 0

[00:15] <@ReddyProbst> Question four...

[00:16] <@ReddyProbst> 4. How many immunity challenges did PLL win?

[00:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26> 2

[00:16] <+ChrisChristie> 2

[00:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26> 3?

[00:16] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley scores!

[00:16] <@ReddyProbst> she is now tied with Chris

[00:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I don' know, but it was a LOT!

[00:16] <+ChrisChristie> 2 is a lot to you?

[00:16] <+ChrisChristie> Me too!

[00:16] <@ReddyProbst> Chris - 2, Hayley - 2, Juan - 0

[00:16] <@ReddyProbst> Question five...

[00:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Oh, stop trying to relate!!

[00:16] <+Hayley\_TAR26> We are NOTHING ALIKE!!!

[00:17] <@ReddyProbst> 5. What was the fourth immunity challenge?

[00:17] <+ChrisChristie> sandbags

[00:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Chris

[00:17] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Hmm

[00:17] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Marisol

[00:17] <+ChrisChristie> um...

[00:17] <@ReddyProbst> all incorrec

[00:17] <@ReddyProbst> t

[00:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Musical chairs/

[00:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ??

[00:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I think!

[00:17] <+ChrisChristie> can we still guess

[00:17] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley scores!

[00:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Yayy :D

[00:17] <@ReddyProbst> yes no limit

[00:17] <+ChrisChristie> okay

[00:17] <+Hayley\_TAR26> (I remember because my internet connection was really slow)

[00:17] <@ReddyProbst> Chris - 2, Hayley - 3, Juan - 0

[00:17] <@ReddyProbst> Next round

[00:17] <+ChrisChristie> How many to win?

[00:17] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley could win right here

[00:17] <@ReddyProbst> 4

[00:18] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Oh gosh Im one question away...

[00:18] <+Hayley\_TAR26> This is SO FREAKING SCARY oh my GOSH!!

[00:18] <@ReddyProbst> sorry getting a q

[00:18] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> It is!

[00:18] <+ChrisChristie> it is

[00:18] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> But the good always wins

[00:18] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> it's in the script

[00:18] <@ReddyProbst> question 6

[00:18] <@ReddyProbst> 6. Who is the only castaway outside the Top 3 to go to Exile Island?

[00:18] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> "The antagonist dies, Juan and his lover kiss and live happily forever after"

[00:19] <+ChrisChristie> yana

[00:19] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Vanessa?/

[00:19] <@ReddyProbst> Chris scores!

[00:19] <+Hayley\_TAR26> She went to Exile.....

[00:19] <+ChrisChristie> No she didn't.

[00:19] <+ChrisChristie> I gave her her idol.

[00:19] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Then how did she get the phony idol?

[00:19] <+ChrisChristie> For a dozen donuts.

[00:19] <@ReddyProbst> Chris - 3, Hayley - 3, Juan - 0

[00:19] <+ChrisChristie> We traded.

[00:19] <+ChrisChristie> I came out on top, obviously.

[00:19] <@ReddyProbst> Juan still not on the board

[00:19] <@ReddyProbst> brb getting script

[00:19] <@ReddyProbst> KK

[00:19] <@ReddyProbst> NEXT QUESTION

[00:20] <@ReddyProbst> 7. How many votes did Cuddles receive when they were voted out?

[00:20] <+ChrisChristie> 4

[00:20] <+Hayley\_TAR26> 6

[00:20] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> 5

[00:20] <+ChrisChristie> 3

[00:20] <@ReddyProbst> CHRIS!

[00:20] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I dont know haha

[00:20] <@ReddyProbst> WINS!

[00:20] <@ReddyProbst> IMMUNITY!

[00:20] <+ChrisChristie> YES!

[00:20] <+ChrisChristie> U S A!

[00:20] <+ChrisChristie> U S A!

[00:20] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Wait...

[00:21] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred forty-third donut

[00:21] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar reads script

[00:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Does this mean...

[00:21] \* ReddyProbst puts necklace around Chris

[00:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> My one true love...

[00:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> isn't...

[00:21] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar pushes Hayley to the ground

[00:21] <@ReddyProbst> Chris

[00:21] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar runs up to Chris

[00:21] <@ReddyProbst> you will be voting either Hayley or Juan off tonight

[00:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CHRIS

[00:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU ARE

[00:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> MY ONE TRUE LOVE

[00:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> TOGETHER

[00:21] <@ReddyProbst> the other will be sitting with you in the final two

[00:21] <+ChrisChristie> Sorry I don't support gay rights.

[00:21] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ONLY TRUE LOVE WINS

[00:21] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred-forty fourth donut

[00:21] <@ReddyProbst> Send your vote ASAP

[00:21] <+ChrisChristie> I am flattered, though.

[00:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> But... it's on the script :s

[00:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> so kiss me NOW!

[00:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> >:(

[00:22] <+ChrisChristie> No.

[00:22] <+ChrisChristie> Gay.

[00:22] <+ChrisChristie> Ew.

[00:22] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred forty fifth donut

[00:22] <@ReddyProbst> Alright

[00:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Hmm k

[00:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> I cannot

[00:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> work

[00:22] <@ReddyProbst> Once the vote is read, the decision is final-- whoever is voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately.

[00:22] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> with an unprofessional actor like that :/

[00:22] <@ReddyProbst> Final vote....

[00:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Its gonna be for ME :(

[00:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26> \*Sighs\*

[00:23] <@ReddyProbst> ....Seventh person voted out and the fifth and FINAL member of our jury.....

[00:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26> It was really fun...

[00:23] <@ReddyProbst> ......

[00:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26> to be here...

[00:23] <@ReddyProbst> ......

[00:23] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[00:23] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[00:23] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[00:23] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[00:23] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> \*dramatic music plays\*

[00:23] \* ReddyProbst plays dramatic music

[00:23] <@ReddyProbst> .....

[00:23] <@ReddyProbst> ...........Juan, you need to bring me your torch.

[00:23] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> :o :o :o :o :o

[00:23] <+ChrisChristie> I was GOING to vote Hayley out, but ew, Juan's gay. That's super faggy.

[00:23] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ...Wow...

[00:24] <@ReddyProbst> Juan

[00:24] <@ReddyProbst> The tribe has spoken

[00:24] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred forty sixth donut

[00:24] \* ReddyProbst snuffs Juan's torch

[00:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26> But Chris you're SO MEAN for saying those things about Juan!!!!!!!!

[00:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> THAT WAS NOT

[00:24] <@ReddyProbst> Time for you to go

[00:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Like HONESTLY.

[00:24] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ON THE SCRIPT

[00:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26> HOW do you EXPECT to WIN. ANYTHING.

[00:24] \* Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar storms off

[00:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26> With THAT awful attitude??? :/

[00:24] <+Hayley\_TAR26> You wont be PRESIDENT and you wont win this GAME honestly :S

[00:24] <+ChrisChristie> I win like every challenge.

[00:24] <+ChrisChristie> I WILL BE PRESIDENT

[00:24] \* ReddyProbst smirks

[00:24] <@ReddyProbst> Chris

[00:24] <@ReddyProbst> Hayley

[00:24] <+ChrisChristie> AND WHEN I AM I'LL MAKE YOU ILLEGAL

[00:24] <@ReddyProbst> you have made it to the end

[00:24] <@ReddyProbst> unfortunately

[00:24] <@ReddyProbst> you still have a jury to deal with good luck~

[00:25] \* Liar|Jury struts in wearing ten-inch heels

[00:25] <Liar|Jury> \*heel breaks off\*

[00:25] <Liar|Jury> A did this.

[00:25] <+ChrisChristie> You mean obAma?

[00:25] <Liar|Jury> Alright.

[00:25] <Liar|Jury> I have no questions.

[00:25] <+ChrisChristie> Thanks obAma!

[00:25] <Liar|Jury> Only statements.

[00:25] <Liar|Jury> Hayley...

[00:25] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred forty seventh donut

[00:25] <Liar|Jury> You are the SOLE reason I was voted out of this game. Without you, I would have been sent to Exile.

[00:25] <Liar|Jury> I want you think about that for a second.

[00:26] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred forty eighth donut

[00:26] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred forty ninth donut

[00:26] <Liar|Jury> You pride yourself on honesty and loyalty but you DESTROYED my game without a single second thought.

[00:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Oh trust me A, Ive thought about it for a LONG while!

[00:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Hahahahah

[00:26] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred fiftieth donut

[00:26] <+ChrisChristie> Sorry I stress eat

[00:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I mean I hate liars...and you were one!

[00:26] <+Hayley\_TAR26> So I voted you out. Sorry not sorry!!

[00:26] <Liar|Jury> Christie. You won SEVERAL immunity challenges even though you're a fat guy. If there's anything I hate more than LIARS, it's people OUT OF CHARACTER.

[00:26] <Liar|Jury> I lied, I do have a question.

[00:26] <+ChrisChristie> None of the ones I won were physical

[00:26] <Liar|Jury> Pick a number between 1-10.

[00:27] <Liar|Jury> Closest gets my vote.

[00:27] <+ChrisChristie> COME AT ME BR

[00:27] <+ChrisChristie> 4

[00:27] <Liar|Jury> Hayley?

[00:27] <Liar|Jury> Not answering makes you ineligible.

[00:27] <+Hayley\_TAR26> 5!

[00:27] <Liar|Jury> Okay.

[00:28] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Statisticaly, if you just pick one higher or one lower, it makes you most likely to win.

[00:28] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Learned that in med school!! Haha :)

[00:28] <+ChrisChristie> You learn statistics in med school?

[00:28] <+ChrisChristie> Glad I'm a politician and not a doctor.

[00:28] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred fifty first donut

[00:28] <+Yana|> okay me next!

[00:29] <+Yana|> so like okay um

[00:29] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Bring it girlfriend!! HAha

[00:29] <+ChrisChristie> VOTE CHRISTIE

[00:29] <+ChrisChristie> 2016!

[00:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Okay

[00:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> hmm

[00:29] <+Yana|> tbh the only reason I even care here was to get gas money for my car

[00:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> CHRIS

[00:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> You literally

[00:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> RUINED

[00:29] <+Yana|> and the 4th place prize is prob enough so like

[00:29] <+ChrisChristie> I can lower your taxes @Yana

[00:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> the entire show

[00:29] <+ChrisChristie> If you want

[00:29] <+Yana|> who cares lmao.

[00:29] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> in the last episode

[00:30] <+ChrisChristie> What show?

[00:30] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> AND FOR THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE MY VOTE

[00:30] <+ChrisChristie> Are we on a show?

[00:30] <+Yana|> yah okay. @Chris

[00:30] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> ...but you have cute eyes so it's a maybe

[00:30] \* ChrisChristie eats hundred fifty second donut

[00:30] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> HAYLEY

[00:30] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Hey hey Juan!!

[00:30] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU

[00:30] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> so

[00:30] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Hmm

[00:30] <+ChrisChristie> Could go either way, it seems

[00:30] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> Adios!

[00:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Yea...

[00:31] <+ChrisChristie> So um...

[00:31] <+ChrisChristie> Pretty over donuts at this point.

[00:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26> I'd tell you good luck Chris, but you probably need better luck in the way of health :P Hahah

[00:31] \* ChrisChristie throws away rest of donuts

[00:31] <+Hayley\_TAR26> Id be willing to help you cut the weight though!

[00:31] \* ChrisChristie starts eating an entire birthday cake

[00:31] <+ChrisChristie> I DON'T NEED TO CUT ANY WEIGHT

[00:32] <+ChrisChristie> I'M PERFECTLY HEALTHY

[00:32] <+Hayley\_TAR26> As a registered nurse I'm more than qualified.

[00:32] \* ChrisChristie through mouth of birthday cake

[00:32] <+Hayley\_TAR26> ... Yeah...you keep telling yourself that.

[00:32] <+ChrisChristie> I WILL!

[00:32] <+ChrisChristie> JUST LIKE I TELL MYSELF I CAN BE PRESIDENT

[00:32] <+Juan\_Ricardo\_Gar> .

[00:33] <@ReddyProbst> TO WIKI CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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