Bernard "Shitfork" Pinecone Spock

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Shitfork in a Burger King uniform

### Place of employment

Burger King (formerly), McDonalds (formerly??), Subway (unofficially, formerly), Poopshitters member

## Relationships

### Enemies

Burger King, the Piss Society, Watermelons Against Watermelon Hammery (WAWH), Ronald McDonald

### Bandmates

Remmy, Rowan, Ollie, Alice Yabusame, Reko Yabusame, Poof Nao, Undyne Undertale, Jelf the Elf

### Employers

Cubetaro Hamburger (formerly), Kaeya Alberbitch (formerly), the Lorax (formerly), Ronald McDonald (formerly??)

## Deaths/Injuries

### Cause(s) of death

Falling down the stairs/blood loss, getting slapped in the face by Remmy, arsoned, turned into batter, common cold, stroke, falling from the convenient line, walked right into a raging inferno and died

### Place(s) of death

Remmy's car, the bottom of Ollie's stairs, outside of Burger King, unspecified white void (x3), unspecified location (x2)

## Physical Description

### Height

6'1"(??)

**NOTE: It is heavily debatable if the character of Bernard "Shitfork" Pinecone Spock is in any way related to Spock from Star Trek other than sharing part of his name and his appearance. For the purposes of this article and most (if not all) other articles on this wiki, he will be regarded as a mostly separate character.**

Bernard "Shitfork" Pinecone Spock is the founder of the Poopshitters and one half of the iconic duo of Shitfork and Remmy.

## Story

Initially no more than an average Burger King employee, Shitfork found himself fired from his job (alongside Remmy) following a confrontation between himself and Keiji Shinogi in his workplace's parking lot which led to Keiji getting piss gunned. Infuriated by this turn of events, Shitfork and his friend Remmy formed the Poopshitters, an arsonist emo band whose objective is to burn down every single Burger King, and occasionally some other shitty fast food restaurants. Shitfork and Remmy eventually leave the Poopshitters, but continue to watch over the group from afar during their absence and even rejoin later on.

At some point following his removal from the Burger King staff, Shitfork gets hired at McDonalds despite his promise to Remmy that they would both work at Subway. However, he never shows up to work at McDonald's, instead choosing to illegally work at Subway alongside Remmy. The two of them eventually quit work at Subway to rejoin the Poopshitters.

Shitfork has been turned into a horse twice, the first and most infamous time being a result of an accident during the destruction of the Pagemaster Guy's lab, and the second due to the fact that he was forcibly dragged into Animal Jam by the ducks. It is unclear how exactly he was changed back from this form either time.

## Relationships

### Remmy

Remmy is Shitfork's best friend and bandmate. Like Shitfork, he formerly worked at Burger King and was subsequently fired following the epic duel between Shitfork and Keiji Shinogi. Currently, he is a member of the Poopshitters alongside Shitfork.

Shitfork and Remmy appear to be very close, with Remmy going so far as to give up his residence at the Brainhouse and status as a Poopshitter to stay with Shitfork. However, Remmy does not appear to trust Shitfork's driving skills at all, which is justified by the fact that Shitfork is a shitty driver.

## Trivia

* Shitfork has died eight times so far, likely the most times out of any Emoverse character.
* Shitfork and Remmy once fought against the evil billionaires Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (who was revealed to actually be Alfredo Linguini), the Twiceler, and the Thriceler in an epic duel at the Facebook headquarters. This was ultimately of no consequence to the events of the Emoverse.
* Shitfork was once accidentally piss gunned in the face, turning his hair bright piss yellow. However, his hair was reverted to its natural black color when Jelf the Elf dumped a bucket of water over his head. It is unclear as to why none of the Piss Society members have thought to do this to themselves.
* Shitfork has been shown repeatedly to be horrible at driving automobiles. This is in contrast to Remmy, who can drive flawlessly.

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