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**RoastedJames** is a Twitch streamer and Youtuber on SMPEarth. He is a current member of the faction Packle.

## History

### Day 1

James set out to find New Mexico and meet up with Pokay and MichaelMcChill, but they spawned in completely different areas. He later met up with Pokay at the Grand Canyon, and Pokay created the faction Packle during their travels.

After James and Michael join Packle, they met AntVenom who was also traversing the Grand Canyon. After Ant told everyone that he wants to go to uninhabited Manhattan, James and Pokay decide to follow him. ArlusFinch joined their VC, so they asked him if he's dating BeefStew. This question was expertly dodged by Arlus by proposing another question on how to claim land. He later left the call since no one could answer the question.

WilburSoot joined their call and taught them how to claim land for their faction. AntVenom disbanded his faction, Stal, and joined Packle. They all sleep in the wilderness in a 4-layer bunk bed. James found a cliff and warned everyone about it. Yet, Michael immediately fell in but was able to log out on time, while James barely managed to save him by placing water. It started to rain solely on Michael as he was struggling to climb up. Not 5 seconds later, Michael fell into the hole again and died. Ant later left the trio to go on his own adventure. Michael joined Pokay and James again after respawning.

They tried to dig through the Grand Canyon to New Mexico but to no avail. Michael found 4 diamonds and announced it to everyone. James immediately stole them to make 2 diamonds hoes. KaraCorvus left the VC to deal with TommyInnit on her Turkish territory. Meanwhile, DinksterDaily joined their call. The group then managed to figure out how to buy a plane, so they went outside to try it out. Kara then returned to their VC. James and Michael spawned their respective planes and started flying in the lag, intending to go to California. Not long after that, Fit and CaptainSparklez joined their VC. James somehow managed to fly his plane into a hole and started suffocating. He managed to log out, leaving Pokay in the passenger seat to fall to his death.

They warned Jordan against flying the plane, but was unsuccesful. While Jordan was flying, Pokay spawned his plane in the hole he died in and started flying. So the race began between Jordan and Pokay on who can suffocate in the plane faster: Jordan barely managed to win the first round with a 3 second lead over Pokay. For the second round, Pokay respawned the plane and suffocated, as Jordan happily followed shortly after. Not one to be ousted, Jordan broke the tie by suffocating again for the final time and winning the match. Jordan triumphantly announced the launching of Jordan Air.

Pokay and James then flew together to California. Michael discovered that his plane is actually broken, so Pokay left James to pick him up. Meanwhile, James decided to leave the game.

[TODO - info on James' adventures from Day 2++]

### Day 7

Though he was not streaming at the time, his involvement on the Fake End Landing faux-ARG can be seen from Michaelmcchill's stream. James was found by Michael at a lake in the Middle East located between the Corvarian Empire and the Kingdom of Jordan. He claimed to be the "gatekeeper" of whatever the clue was there, and said he would grant Michael access to the clue if he could correcty answer a riddle.

The riddle was: "Where do cows go to dance?". James gave Michael 3 attempts for the answer. First, Michael answered "your mom" which was incorrect. Next, he said "discow" which, to be fair, was quite a genius answer but not the one James looking for. Lastly, Michael said that the cows go to "meatball" to dance. James found this answer hilarious and then let Michael get to the clue in the middle of the lake.

The clues then led Michael to California where both him and James discovered a underground studio located roughly to where the real-life Hollywood Studios would be, with a scaled version of the End dimension and dragon props as well as a book detailing the equipments used to reenact the End raid. At the entrance, there were signs that said "the end landing was a lie", suggesting that the End raid committed by Kara, CaptainSparklez and IAmSp00n on day 5 was actually created in a studio and therefore was a lie.

### Day 32

After discovering the latest announcement on the SMP Earth official Twitter, James set out to get to the newly-built Santa's Grotto in the North Pole. He enlisted Wuna301 to join his expedition, but Wuna said he had already been there and received his present. Nevertheless, Wuna accompanied him as they went and reached the festive megastructure.

Wuna told James about the nature of the large presents, that there is a chest in each one of them, with varying loots. James picked one of them and managed to procure precious diamond blocks and diamonds among others for his present. Apart from that, James found the build to be suspicious as it could be related to the ARG. Curious, he and Wuna then explored every bits of the grotto, from underwater to see any entrance beneath the build, to its highest peak where the star is. However, James got stuck between the plane, some of the ornaments and the tree itself. He decide to use water buckets to escape, but he had unknowingly destroyed half of the Christmas ornaments as they flowed down from the leaves of the tree down to the ground.

Josh was disappointed by this and said "James smh" in game chat. He then punished James by granting him levitation effects and later, slow falling effects as a lesson for James' transgressions. James then hastily asked Wuna to come to the expected coordinate where he would eventually fall, but Wuna was still stuck on the tree and slowly making his way down. Moments later, the effects ran out and James almost fell to the ground but was saved by his MLG water placement.

He then began attacking a herd of polar bears who were chilling and hanging out by the grotto, but he was easily outmanuevered and outnumbered. Unsatisfied by this, he asked Wuna to purchase an airstrike and fire them at the bears. Wuna attempted to do so, but was quickly banned from the server with a message that reads "PETA wants their reputation back". Some of the bears, however, fell to the icy water when James broke some of the ice. The fallen ones quickly got suffocated from a newly form layer of ice and died. Wuna blamed these deaths on Josh.

James then started mining the woods from the Christmas tree to craft a boat in order to ride it across the ice. However, James and Wuna were interrupted by a mysterious breakage of the wooden blocks that led them to a hidden chamber in the heart of the tree. They quickly retreated as they found that the chamber is not yet ready to be explored, but James deeply believed this is related to the ARG.

Later, James and Wuna returned to the Canadian Packle base, where James contemplated on the possible locations of the alleged underwater temple on the server. Based on his research on the SMP Earth reddit and other real-life legends, James deduced it could be located nearby Gibraltar. He offered Wuna to join him as they embarked on a journey eastwards to the Straits of Gibraltar. Upon arrival, they were astonished to discover that the members of the Inquisition had been busy building a city, did a lot of terraforming as well as completely recreated the Seattle Space Needle.

Determined to find the underwater temple, James landed their planes on the shallow shore of the Atrocity and went diving into the sea. The search seemed fruitless as there were no signs or clues as to the very existence of such temple, which made Wuna speculated whether the information that James had acquired from reddit is legitimate and authentic or not. James was quite disappointed by this and apologized to Wuna for dragging him into a fruitless cross-continental journey. Wuna assured that everything was fine as it is for a good content too.

## Relationships

### Positive

* Pokay (faction leader)
* MichaelMcChill (co-member)
* AntVenom
* Wuna301 (co-member)

## Trivia

* James seemed to be interested in the ARG as he had made a video explaining the mysteries of the Octangula ARG on the server. He was also involved in the Fake End Landing faux-ARG, and made a video explaining the event.
* Apart from SMP Earth, James had also made a series of explainer-style video on the events of SMP Live, a server which he was also a part of.

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