Jerma

“*I agree with Papaya, fuck you*.”

* Normally
* SMILE
* UH OH
* Jermaster

-Jerma also getting annoyed by the plot.

## Personality

Jerma is a very organized and clever person, usually being very level-headed and chill. He has a very low tolerance for annoyance though, similar to Papaya. Jerma is a very sneaky and manipulative person, capable of even fooling celestial gods into their demise. He has an iron-commitment to those who give to him, such as azathoth.

## Appearance

### Smile

Jerma now has a comically large grin and a sort of distorted face. That’s all they really changes in this form.

### Uh Oh

Jerma starts looking a lot more uncanny in this form. He has a static aura that makes everything around him deep-fried. His skin is a blood red and his body is distorted. His sinister grin is now a pearly white color. His eyes are all white. Zumg, is that a herobrine reference?!

### The Jermaster

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no. He’s fucking giygas now. Holy shit.

## Backstory

Jerma was a man who went into space with 9 other crewmates. Humanity finally achieved reliable space travel, but they weren’t on a journey to “discover the mysteries of space.” No, they were in search of allies. Their universe was being plagued by a ferociously (unfunny) celestial being known as the imposter, god of among us memes and deception. The god was slowly tainting the universe, causing among us references and memes to run rampant and cause destruction. Humanity stood no chance, so they looked to the stars for allies.

Unfortunately, what humanity DIDN’T account for was the fact that they sent 10 people to space, which is an among us reference. The imposter took notice of this and immediately began psychologically attacking the crew, making their very thoughts be centered around among us and see crewmates in mundane objects. All but Jerma fell victim to a violent insanity, to the point where the other crewmates began chanting “when the imposter is sus!!!” like a bunch of 9 year olds. This was so incredibly cringy that it summoned the imposter in all of its cosmic terror. Jerma saw this coming though and hid away in the safety room, locking himself in to prevent anything from every getting in. After a few days, Jerma would wake up and find something next to his bed: your eternal reward. You know, the one from item asylum. That knife that allows you to become what you kill? Jerma couldn’t believe this random twist of fate happened; he had the power to finally stop the imposter. Thinking fast, he ran out of the safety room, located the imposter, and stabbed him. Jerma oddly enough didn’t BECOME the imposter; rather, Jerma stole its powers and life force.

As it would turn out, it wasn’t a random occurrence. The imposter was a being that constantly butted heads with Azathoth over shit like control and power. Azathoth saw something useful in Jerma, so he intervened and assisted Jerma in defeating the imposter. Azathoth allowed him to have the powers of the imposter under the condition that he served him and aided him in regaining his title as The Godfather in the celestial hierarchy. Jerma agreed of course, now seeing a new purpose due to the imposter no longer being a threat. He worked with the spawn of azathoth, helping them terrorize and slay other powerful beings so that the title of king could be given to azathoth. That was until the spawn of azathoth fell due to a little something I like to call “sex, drugs, and rock and roll,” because the one thing gods in ancient mythos can’t turn down is that for some reason. Jerma was now the only one left, aside from Cthulu who was already dying, mind you.

Cthulu was able to save himself by latching on Jasús…who just stole his powers and took his spot. So then Jerma was stuck with HAM, having to point him in the right direction and eventually bring him to help find the temple of Gad so azathoth could achieve his goal. That all changed after he realized that Azathoth never really cared about him. Jerma knew what he really wanted: a purpose that involved friends who genuinely cared about him. Azathoth and side of evil couldn’t offer that, they were all rotten and morally inept. Will and his crew on the other hand would give him just that. And at that, he joined the protagonists in helping them stop azathoth.

## Abilities

* Normally
* SMILE
* UH OH
* Jermaster

### Vampire Knives

Jerma can throw vampire knives. Doesn’t he know how dangerous that could be?

### Reality Distortion

Uh oh, Jerma accidentally tore the fabric of reality. It’s all wavey now.

### THE MEAT GRINDER

If someone sees your finger after putting you through a meat grinder, they aren’t gonna pick it up and say “oh, he must be alive!”

### Deep-Fry

Jerma can make the world around him deep-fried.

### That’s really spooky

Jerma exerts an auras that triggers a primal fear in your mind. All you could hear is “SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS.”

### Rings of Madness

Jerma can summon red, sharp rings that can throw at you. He turned on aimbot though, so it’s kinda hard to dodge. If you do manage to dodge them, then your still fucked cause they just go right back to Jerma like boomerangs.

### GO GRAZY

GO STUPID. Jerma’s sheer presence will make you go crazy and go stupid.

### PK FUCK YOU!!!

Jerma used his big brain to master all of the elements.

### MEAT GRINDER NEO

Jerma can summon long, steel tubes that have meat grinders on the end.
## Relationships

### HAM

HAM is Jerma’s equal. Jerma and HAM are sort of friends, yet Jerma has an annoyance for how dumb HAM’s plans and organization can be. Yet he still sees a potential “second cthulu” in him, so he constantly tries to guide him to becoming just like Cthulu.

### MOD

MOD is one of Jerma’s lackeys. Jerma is disgusted with him and barely tolerates him. He usually just brings him around as a meat-shield.

### Alpha!Betty

Alpha!Betty is one of Jerma’s co-workers. The two are arguably the only level-headed people on the team, so they get along pretty well.

### Malg

Before Malg was a tiny little slime, Malg was a scattered-brained thing that Jerma felt bad for. After becoming a little slime though, it became like a pet dog to the crew. Jerma adores Malg and usually takes it on walks.

### Ink

Jerma hates ink. He sees ink as a filthy basement dweller who uses Twitter too much. He has a very low tolerance for ink and refuses to even sit by him.

### Unstable!Sans

Unstable is someone who works under Jerma. Unstable is constantly being put up against opponents he literally can’t even scratch by HAM. Jerma’s the only one who really assigns him to tasks he can actually handle.

### Azathoth

Azathoth is the only being that Jerma genuinely looks up to and has utter respect for. Jerma is forever indebted to him after azathoth helped him annihilate the imposter and views azathoth as “grand guiding hand the omniverse needs.”

## Trivia

* Jerma likes onion rings.
* Jerma has a pet dog named Otto.