Recovery Zone Light-Up Sign

This is a flatulent, battery-operated rectangular sign with the words "RECOVERY ZONE" on it; whenever the button on its base is pushed, it lights up, makes a comical tooting noise and then utters a colourful expression. There are 50 farts and phrases from Carrot Top in all.

## Facts

* Its price is $20 USD/$25 CAD/13 pounds/10 euros/$15 AUD.
* Each comical toot and its accompanying humourous expression was recorded by Carrot Top after he ate/drank each item from the list.

## The Jape Routines

* Privacy, Please!-When someone tries to enter your bedroom, activate your Recovery Zone sign; your bedroom's just for you after all!
* Party Hardy!-When there's a party going on, fool your guests by activating your Recovery Zone sign during the party as everyone snacks away!
* Entertaining in the Elevator-When the elevator arrives at a floor, activate your Recovery Zone sign; the passengers will never know what hit 'em!
* ROFL Rainstorms-Whenever a rainstorm pours, activate your Recovery Zone sign to bring the sunny smiles on a rainy day!

## The Noises and Phrases

1. ("bean burrito" fart) Gosh darn it, I cut a real stinker!
2. ("sunny side up egg" fart) Whoopsy, that was sunny side DOWN!
3. ("over easy egg" fart) That fart flipped over-easy, no need to frown!
4. ("soft boiled eggs" fart) Not too soft-boiled, it's nice and runny-just the way I like it!
5. ("hardboiled eggs" fart) Ewww, that packed a potent punch!
6. ("deviled egg" fart) That smells just plain rotten, ewww!
7. ("taco" fart) What a lot of spice!
8. ("taquito" fart) Flavourful and funky!
9. ("empanada" fart) Oh my gosh, that must be a lingering stinker!
10. ("Enchilada" fart) That was powerfully loaded up!
11. ("Fajita" fart) That one sizzled with vengeance!
12. ("Indian curry" fart) Flavourfully spicy!
13. ("Pork and beans" fart) What a symphonically flavourful fart!
14. ("Quesadilla" fart) That's a totally cheesy fart!
15. ("Grilled cheese sandwich" fart) That's gotta leave a mark in the air!
16. ("Cheese pizza" fart) Delightfully cheesy!
17. ("Buttered Popcorn" fart) That popped out with buttery goodness!
18. ("Tostada" fart) It smells like home cooking!
19. ("Chalupa" fart) That's so zesty!
20. ("Tamale" fart) Sensationally steamy, I really like it!
21. ("boiled egg" fart) That's a silence-cracker!
22. ("eggs benedict" fart) That's what I call an EGGStraordinary benediction!
23. ("chili" fart) Fiery and punchy, just the way I love it!
24. ("seltzer" fart) Bubbly and fizzy all over, what a shock!
25. ("cabbage" fart) What a leafy poot!
26. ("Coleslaw" fart) That one was tangy and totally twisted all over!
27. ("corn chowder" fart) Explosively creamy, I really love it!
28. ("cheesy omelette" fart) EGGSquisitely laid by yours truly!
29. ("onion" fart) That really brought on the tears!
30. ("broccoli" fart) Such gusty greenery!
31. ("cauliflower" fart) Windy in white is the way to go!
32. ("raisin" fart) That's shockingly fruity!
33. ("prune" fart) Seriously powerful!
34. ("navy bean" fart) Brace yourself as my toots sail in and out!
35. ("black bean" fart) There goes a Southwestern zephyr!
36. ("red bean" fart) Fiery hot, I love it!
37. ("paprika" fart) Seasoned with pizzazz!
38. ("scrambled eggs" fart) That was a total air-scrambler!
39. ("refried beans" fart) That smoky scent's lingering in the air!
40. ("chestnut" fart) That was totally NUTTY!
41. ("lima bean" fart) That'll blow you away!
42. ("kidney bean" fart) That was kidney-powered!
43. ("stuffing" fart) I'm thankful for that fart!
44. ("Lumpy custard" fart) There goes a lumpy toot!
45. ("chocolate cake" fart) That fart was the icing on the cake!
46. ("hot dog" fart) That's a real WIENER in my books!
47. ("egg salad" fart) EGGStremely pungent and potent at the same time!
48. ("Orange soda" fart) Explosively fruity!
49. ("Grape soda" fart) That made me GRAPEful for fresh air!
50. ("Cream soda" fart) Dreamy and creamy all at the same time!