Nelly Gets Kicked Out Of College

## Transcript

[Nelly presses the “I want Goldfish.” button on his GoTalk]

GoTalk: “I want Goldfish.”

Mr. Lambert: “No, Because you refused to do your work.”

[Nelly whines]

[Nelly hits the teacher]

Nelly: “GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

Mr. Lambert: DO NOT HIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nelly cries]

[Nelly falls to the ground and hits himself 30 times]

[Nelly screams]

Nelly: “RAAAAAAAAAH!!!!”

Mr. Lambert: (in a vicious and aggressive voice): “NO! QUIT IT! THAT IS ENOUGH! ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH, NELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Mr. Lambert: “All right!”

Mr. Lambert: “Vanessa, Take them to the sensory room.”

Miss Roberts: “Okay! Everybody line up!

Cut to

Miss Roberts: “I want to see how Mr. Lambert is doing.”

Miss Roberts: “Let me call the class!”

Miss Roberts: “Class, let’s go!”

Cut to

[Mr. Lambert restraining Nelly]

Miss Roberts: “Lambert, How are you doing?”

Mr. Lambert: “Good! I restrained him because he tried to sneak for the Goldfish.”

[Nelly bangs his head]

Nelly: “RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

Nelly: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

Nelly: “HAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

Nelly: “EHAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!”

(Nelly’s screaming lasts 2 minutes)

Nelly: “WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!”

[Nelly starts crying hysterically]

[Nelly bites his arm so hard]

Mr. Lambert: “I guess I’ll call the Principal.”

Cut to

[The telephone rings]

Principal Ryan: “Hello?”

Mr. Lambert (on phone): “Can you help me?

Principal Ryan: “Yes!”

[Principal Ryan arrives at the scene]

Principal Ryan: “What’s the issue?”

Mr. Lambert: “My student wanted to have Goldfish but I said no.”

Principal Ryan: “Ok then.”

Mr. Lambert: “I heard from his brother that he did these behaviors since the age of 5.”

Principal Ryan: “Ah!”

(Principal Ryan and Mr. Lambert’s talking lasts an hour)

Principal Ryan: “Alright! Nelly is kicked out of college so that means he’s going to be homeschooled even on Sunday.”

Principal Ryan: “I’ll call his brother.”

Cut to

Erik exercising

[Erik’s phone rings]

Erik (on phone): Hello?

Principal Ryan: Oh, hello Erik, I've called to inform you that Nelly is now officially kicked out of college for his aggressive behavior which we never tolerate.

Erik (on phone): Oh shit! Not him again! Please note that I can cuss whenever my children are at school because I don't want them to get offended by me... By the way, what did he do this time?

Principal Ryan: Your brother Nelly was being aggressive, did self injurious behavior, and he was hitting the teacher..

Erik: HE DID WHAT??!!! Oh my goodness! Thanks for telling me this, he is in so much trouble when he gets home!

Erik (raging): YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nelly: Huh?

Erik (in a highly aggressive, vicious, and angry voice): YOU HAVE CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE, NELSON ANDREW SINGH!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE PBS KIDS OR IPAD FOR YOU IN 1 MONTH!

Nelly: [Screams so loud and bangs his head on the table 37 times and throws his GoTalk at Erik]

Erik (shouting so loud in his fury and rage that his rage has grown even more): NELSON ANDREW SINGH! DO NOT THROW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DEVICE AT ME, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

[Connor & Victoria return home from school]

Connor: What's going on?

Erik: Kids, stay away and go upstairs, your uncle is throwing a violent tantrum...

Nelly: [Bites Victoria's arm so hard until she bleeds]

Victoria: OWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Victoria runs to her room bawling hysterically]

[Connor follows Victoria to her room and hugs her immediately]