The Greenhouse Man

Hello again BOILS AND GHOULS! Your MAGGOT-MUNCHER, CREEPS, has a bit of a GREEN SEVERED-HUMAN-THUMB aha-ha-ha-ha-ha. That's FRIGHT, GHOST OF my flowers, fruits and vegetables are all GROAN, outside my CASTLE here, in my greenhouse and MOLD FRAME! Try my FLESH-TOMA-TOES, SPEW-CUMBERS, and NOOSE-NECK SQUASH hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!! But, here's a TERRIFYING-TALE, about a GRUESOME-GREENHOUSE, and some kids who meet...

It was back in the Summer of 1967, when there was a greenhouse on a farm out, in the countryside of southern-Nebraska one hot night. Within the greenhouse, were tomatoes, squash, and a variety of flowers, and among them, stood a very tall figure. The figure had huge eyes of glowing-white, and wore a long trench-coat of dark-pink, with six black buttons down the front. It also wore a dark pink hard-hat with dark-blue slime covering the light on it, having a dark-yellow mouth, two long, fangs of white protruding from its upper-lip, dark blue slime covering its head, with dark pink vines coming out of its face that had black lines going around them. It had dark-blue vines around its shoulders. The tall figure blinked its shining-eyes of white, being an inhuman-monster, and growled in a low-tone. The next morning, two girls ran out of the farmhouse and over to the greenhouse together. "Daddy's got fresh tomatoes in our greenhouse here, Samantha" one of the girls said to the other one. "Those are tasty Penny" Samantha replied to her with a smile. "Yep, I'll show you" Penny said to Samantha and they both went into the greenhouse then.

Penny and Samantha saw fresh tomatoes among the greenery within the greenhouse and smiled at them. The inhuman-monster still stood in its spot, and walked over to the girls. It growled deeply at them and Samantha and Penny gasped in fear at it. "I am known as The Greenhouse Man. I feed on wicked people my dears" the monster explained to them, in a deep voice. "Oh, hello, there sir. We are Sisters. I am Penny, and this here is Samantha" Penny said to The Greenhouse Man. "H-Hi sir" Samantha said to The Greenhouse Man. "Ah, hello there. Pleasure to meet you both, Penny and Samantha" The Greenhouse replied to them. Later, the girls were jumping-rope together out, behind their farmhouse, when a white pickup truck pulled up to the farmhouse. A man was at the wheel and on the truck-radio, The Turtles sang "Happy Together". The man smoked a cigarette and turned off his truck-radio along with his truck then and got out of it.

"Hello there, Uncle Simon" Samantha and Penny said to the man. "Howdy, girls. Boy, it's a good thing ya'll Daddy hired me to be a farmhand here this Summer, 'cause y'all are too stupid to help him I reckon" Uncle Simon said to them being mean. He walked into the farmhouse then and Penny and Samantha frowned, sadly. That night, Samantha and Penny sat within the farmhouse, at the dining-room-table, with Uncle Simon, another man and a woman. "How was y'all day girls?" the man asked Penny and Samantha. "Fun Daddy. How was yours sir?" they replied to him. "That's good. Mine was busy. Got the cows milked" Penny and Samantha's daddy said, smiling at them, then ate a spoonful of mashed-potatoes and gravy. "Mommy this apple pie is yummy" Penny said to the woman. "Awe, why, thank y'all Penny Sweetheart" she said to her and smiled. During that evening, Samantha walked out, onto the back porch and saw Uncle Simon drinking a bottle of Ripple, standing in the corner of the back porch. He turned around and saw Samantha. "Howdy, Uncle Simon. I love listening to the crickets and seeing the fireflies" Samantha said to him. "Y'all should be in bed girl, instead of bein' awake at this hour" Uncle Simon replied meanly and walked over to her. He grabbed Samantha's arm tightly, jerking it. Samantha screamed out in pain and he let go. "Y'all broke my arm, Uncle Simon!!!!!" she cried out. The following day, Samantha laid in a bed with her arm in a cast and sling. She looked out the open-window of her bedroom, out at the back porch.

Meanwhile, Penny was out in the greenhouse, picking some tomatoes and putting them into a basket. Uncle Simon came into the greenhouse then and walked over to her. "Hurry up with these tomatoes girl, or I'll break your arm like I did your Sister's. She's too frightened to tell your Mommy or Daddy, 'cause I'll break her other arm if she does" he said to Penny. "Oh, Uncle Simon, y'all are sure mean. My poor Sister Samantha" Penny replied in surprise. Uncle Simon grabbed Penny by her arm then and a deep growl was heard. Uncle Simon glanced over and saw it was The Greenhouse Man growling eerily at him, as the thing's eyes shined-white. The very tall monster in the dark pink trench coat and hard hat ran quickly over and attacked him, biting Uncle Simon in his neck with its sharpened-white-fangs. Uncle Simon fell to the floor behind The Greenhouse Man as it sucked, slurped and growled. Uncle Simon grabbed the monster's trench-coat, pulling it off and screamed more. The Greenhouse Man had a skeletal-body, dripping in dark-blue slime. His slimy-boney-hands had long, white claws on them, and The Greenhouse Man dug them into Uncle Simon's short-sleeves, ripping them. The monster's boney-toes also had long, white claws on them and its hard hat with the dark blue light shining on it, flew off, revealing its head. The Greenhouse Man's head was a skull covered with more dark-blue slime except for its dark-yellow mouth, with skeletal-pointy-ears. Penny stepped over The Greenhouse Man's pointed-boney-tail, and ran out of the greenhouse, as Uncle Simon screamed over and over. She ran to the open-window, and looked in at Samantha. "The Greenhouse Man is getting rid of Uncle Simon for us, Samantha!" Penny said to her. Penny and Samantha walked into the greenhouse together, finding Uncle Simon's dead skeleton lying on the ground then. Penny and Samantha smiled and heard the growling of The Greenhouse Man somewhere within the greenhouse.

Ha-Ha-Ha, well, kiddies, looks like The Greenhouse Man had quite a PLAN-T to help poor Samantha and Penny eh? As for Uncle Simon, he had been CHEWED OUT by The Greenhouse Man, even though it SUCKED for the monster hee-hee-hee-hee! He had a BONE TO PICK with Uncle Simon during that SLIME, but OOZE TO KNOW ABOUT IT? Heh-Heh-Heh!