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Two-Eyed Charlie

**Two-Eyed Charlie** is a fanfic writer. As a Canadian, he is legally required to present this page to you in French as well.

Two-Eyed Charlie est un anglais malodorant qui essaie de passer pour un écrivain.

(I'll stop)

Beyond a crippling inability to sepll properly, other neurosis that infect Two-Eyed Charlie every day are an insistence on talking politics (his avatar on the PPMB is Theodor Adorno; you were warned) and a liking of seasons 4 and 5 more than the previous three, something he blames on having seen those episodes first as well as the insidious influence of Michel Foucault (see what I mean about politics?). He also only recently was reminded of the potential usage of a semi-colon--after being thrown into grad school--and has never met a short story that he can't bloat until it becomes unwieldy.

The littered remains of attempted stories lie everywhere, including one where Daria is Hunter S. Thompson and a cross-over with John Carpenter's "The Thing" (which became a Justice League fanfic that he also didn't finish).

But other than that, he's happy to be here. Only time'll tell if others feel the same way.

## Stories

* "Children's Author Banned From Every Library in America" (won two 2017 Daria Fanworks Awards, Best Comedy and Best Pre-Canon Or Post-Canon)
* "Down by the Bay"
* "The More Things Change", a novel-length story set in the Catching Up With The Daria Gang setting
* "Saved by the Bell, or the Unexpected Virtue of Sarcasm"
* "The Sirens of Conformity", based on Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Harrison Bergeron"
* "Fear and Trembling", a Freudian excuse in the form of a short story trying to explain why Mr. O'Neill is the way he is, despite telling Daria he saw a lot of himself in her (god that sentence sounds creepy)
Wassersauefer

**Wassersauefer** is a German fan and fanfic writer, joining the fandom after 2010.

Due to unicode issues, fics require the PPMB "Rosetta Stone".

## Solo fanfics

* Lawndale Seven, unfinished sci-fi alternate universe

* Crazy Punk Self-Insert, a God Save The Esteem tie-in

* Last Friday Night, for "Iron Chef: Radio Music"

* Nearly Two Years Now, for "Iron Chef: Jake goes to sober meetings"

## Legion fanfics

Spinoffs from the Legion of Lawndale Heroes:

* Fugitive, in which a soldier from an alternate universe falls in with Burnout Girl and Bob

* Da Boss-King of Impze, centred on Shaggy gaining supernatural 'allies'

* Kevin and the Knights, another Legion tie-in where Kevin ends up in a fantasy world

## The Dale of Lawn

A series of dark fantasy stories, with Daria Morgendorffer as a conquering overlord:

* The Dale of Lawn

* The Great War of the Dale
The Off-Canon Approach

**The Off-Canon Approach** is an essay by Kara Wild, written in February 2000.

## Background

*The Off-Canon Approach* was written during a time of repeated debates between "canon" writers and "off-canon" writers. Canon prescriptivists felt that every fanfic storyline must remain within the confines set by the show and preferably be written in scripted format. Off-canon encompassed everything from slightly off-canon to very off-canon. Wild's essay was a response to the canon prescriptivists, notably Daniel Suni.

## Summary

Wild challenges the notion that only "like the show" fanfics are worthwhile, stating that limiting characterization or subject matter to what took place on the show can prevent characters from being explored to their full potential.

## Response

Many off-canon writers appreciated Wild's essay, and some used it as a rallying cry against the canon prescriptivists. However, Wild would come to regret writing *The Off-Canon Approach*. Although she never wavered in her belief that characters should be explored, or that even bad *Daria* stories were still fanfiction, Wild was not a great fan of off-canonism. She liked the tension and emotion inherent in every-day relationships, and felt that off-canon fanfics, too frequently, used external crutches, such as school shootings or supernatural events, to spur a plotline along.

While Wild read and enjoyed the works of authors such as Renfield, Yui Daoren, Nemo Blank, and so forth, it bothered her that more and more, far from being ridiculed for not following canon, their brand of dark, dramatic storytelling was being heralded as the epitome of *Daria* fanfiction. She came to believe that her essay was being used as a justification for writing fanfics in which the characters bore scant resemblance to the ones on the show, with too little of an attempt to explain the transformation.

Since writing *The Off-Canon Approach*, Wild has remained critical of fanfiction in which the characters and situation stray too far from their roots. She has toyed with writing a counter-essay, *The Canon Approach*.
Winter's Eve

The 8th story in the Falling Into College series by Richard Lobinske. The story occurs from early December to just before Christmas 1999.

## Summary

Nervous, Daria goes on her first dates with Michael Fulton and finds herself more attracted to him. Back in Lawndale, Quinn's tutoring proves to be successful when Kevin passes all his courses. Under the stress of Stacy's race driving, Quinn's tutoring and the former Fashion Club members' maturing tastes, Sandi loses her temper and leaves them. On Jane's last day at Lawndale High, Ms. Morris stops Jane and says that she was wrong about her.

## External Links

Winter's Eve at Outpost Daria (via Wayback Machine)

Winter's Eve at Lessons from Lawndale

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The Dog Is Getting More

**The Dog is Getting More** is a song by Mystik Spiral. The group perform it at their auditions for clubs in Mirage. Most club owners don't think they're very good and offer them 50 dollars for three sets, once a week, but Cubby, owner of the Cowbane feels the group are "tapped into the psychic stream of the great ones", and is willing to add 1,5% of the door takings to the 50 dollars for three sets.

Since the show was never produced, the lyrics were never set to music. But the song continues the "Dog" theme from "Every Dog Has Its Day" and is rhythmically so similar, it can be sung to that tune. The Spiral has not made any huge leaps in style or skill since Daria.

## Lyrics

I should have seen it coming/When Fido humped your leg

You gave him bits 'n' kibbles/Me, I had to beg

Now he's up on the blanket/While I'm down on the floor

I ain't gettin' nothin'

The dog is getting more!

The dog is getting more!/The dog is getting more, more, more!

You brush him and you bathe him/You're trimming back his claws

But you don't even see he's got you/Wrapped around his paws!

He's curled up by the fire/I'm scratching at the door!

(chorus repeat)
Uncle Max Lane

The character known as "Uncle Max" (presumably Max Lane) is known only from the episode "The Teachings of Don Jake," in which Jane and Trent travel to a Lane family reunion in the American Midwest. Uncle Max, who is drinking heavily, says he likes Trent because "You're a *bum*! You're a lousy *bum*! You remind me of myself!" Trent doesn't like being told this. He likes it even less when Uncle Max then headlocks and noogies him.
Why Did It Come to This

**Why Did It Come to This?** is a 2000 essay by Brian Taylor.

Written after "Is It Fall Yet?", Brian Taylor argues that the general dramatic plot from "Jane's Addition" to IIFY? is forcing the *Daria* characters down "Dawnson's Creek" style paths they would not naturally go down, damaging their cohesion and leaving them unlikeable. Worse to him, the non-controversial episodes are forgettable outside of subplots and IIFY? is not a cohesive episode.

(Unlike contemporary essays about the Tom subplots and S4, Brian Taylor argues Tom is *too nice* a character and putting up with too much from Daria)

## External Links

Why Did It Come to This? at Outpost Daria
The Unflappable Jane Lane

**The Unflappable Jane Lane** was Kara Wild's third essay, written in October 1999.

## Background

*The Unflappable Jane Lane*'s release came shortly after the release of Wild's ninth Driven Wild Universe story, Outvoted. Wild wrote this essay, in part, to express the frustration she felt about working with Jane in a starring role when the show, to that point, had presented her as little more than Daria's "unflappable" sidekick.

## External Links

* Essay at Outpost Daria (via Wayback Machine)
This Show Sucks

**This Show Sucks** is a spoof essay by C.E. Forman from 2000, pretending to have been written in 1997.

In a satire of contemporary fan complaints that the show had been ruined by changing, he 'argues' that the first season of *Daria* is different to the pilot episode "Sealed with a Kick" and thus is terrible:

"In closing, to summarize the main points I've made in this essay:

1) The show is different now than it was originally.
2) Therefore, it is bad."
Travis

**Travis** was a hitch-hiking country & western singer - a bad one - in "Speedtrapped", where Quinn got Daria to pick him up so she could flirt with him. He was a habitual liar and scammer running off his 'southern charm', starting with his claim to have been chased by a bull for wearing a red shirt even after Daria pointed out that was from *Little House on the Prairie*. When Daria was absent, Travis tricked Quinn into giving him the money for 'a bus fare' by lovebombing her with clothes ("he was so excited, he forgot to pay, and anyway, he didn't have any money"). He'd claimed to have been auditioning at Mad Dawg's but there was no sign he ever actually did it.

During the car ride, he regaled them with bad covers of Conway Twitty for *two hours*. Daria had to leave to "unclench [her] hands".

When Travis showed up at the end of the episode, Quinn had forgotten she'd been scammed - Daria sped up the car and almost ran him over to make a point.

Having not learned a thing, in "Love is a Way Too Many Splendored Thing" Quinn said: "He's a hot hitchhiking cowboy. Reminds me of that guy in the movie with the flying car."

In the Definitive Daria flipbooks (archived on a fansite), Travis opened one containing fake postcards and revealed Daria had destroyed his career: "Howdy! My name's Travis and I've got a cowboy's wanderlust, alright, traveling the highways and byways of America, hitching rides with my lanky, rugged thumb. The open road calls to me, the blue sky watches over me, and ever since my guitar got run over by a shiny ol' Lexus, I've been making ends meet by taking odd jobs like introducing this here collection of mighty amusing postcards. So I'd be powerfully obliged if you'd take a gander, as I get a commission on the click-throughs. Thank you kindly."

He makes a break appearance in the game "Daria's Inferno", where he's blocking your and bemoaming " can't sing without a [cowboy] hat". Buy him one ("Get a long little doggie with this cowboy hat. Yee ha.") and he'll give you a pass to the Zon.

## Trivia

If Travis hadn't dodged at that last second, Daria would have splattered him across the asphalt because there was no way to break in time!

## In fanfiction

Travis makes appearances mainly in alternate universe versions of "Speedtrapped" and is habitually a shifty man. A rare difference is in "Daria 2007: The Girl from Hope" by TAG, where he's a red herring and the real villain is another character. In The Quiet Ones by Smileyfax starts at the end of this fic, Daria successfully kills Travis.
Through a Closet, Darkly

A Dariaverse crossover fanfic (the second known in the fandom but the first to be entirely devoted to the concept), written by Brian Taylor and first posted, the author is reasonably sure, in November 2000. The story is in script.

This alternate Daria in this fic would go on to become Judith, a significant shared world character.

## Summary

Daria and Jane pass through an interdimensional gateway inside of Trent's closet and emerge in an "evil" alternate universe. As the story's title implies, slash lies ahead. One of the earliest and most twisted of AU tales in this fandom.

## External Links

* Through a Closet, Darkly on Outpost Daria (via Wayback Machine)

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The Zon

Also called **the Zen** in early fanfics and websites, **The Zon** is Lawndale's alterna-rock/grunge venue/bar where Mystik Spiral had regular gigs. Found on Dega Street, it is considered a hangout for the young adult demographic. High-school students are sometimes found there. Jane Lane and Daria Morgendorffer attend only to provide support (moral and roadie) for the band Mystik Spiral, of which Jane's older brother, Trent Lane, is the lead singer and lead guitarist. Tom Sloane went at least once for the sheer fun of it.

The club is incredibly filthy, *especially* the toilets. Despite much of the clientele being underage, it appears to serve alcohol.

The Zon first appeared in the opening scenes from "Ill", where Daria first develops her rash (and where *Brittany* has gone on a date behind Kevin's back). It resurfaced in "Pierce Me" where Trent debuted his song for Jane's birthday; and in "Jane's Addition", Jane meets Tom at the Zon while Mystik Spiral is playing live music. Many of the 'alternative' backgrounder characters are seen in the scenes, as well as the quite conservatively dressed Cindy.

It is also part of the Dega Street level of the *Daria's Inferno* game, where you have to navigate an aggressive mosh pit.

The source of the confusion over the place's proper name is unclear (possibly due to a murky image from an episode in the series), but the Virtual Lawndale webpage in MTV's *Daria* website and *Daria's Inferno* show the name as "The Zon" (look for location #10 on the map). In *Daria's Inferno*, Daria pronounces the name as "Zōn" (like "Zone").

## In fanfiction

The Zon frequently appears in fanfiction, *far* more often than its canon appearances, as it's the only proper hangout and venue for Mystik Spiral we were shown in Lawndale. Stories featuring Trent or Mystik Spiral will undoubtedly have it, and any alternate universe retelling of "Jane's Addition". Expect also a fanfic to flag up for humour purposes how utterly *rank* the Zon is.

One 2004 fanfic by Dark Kaneanite, "The Zon", delved into the background of the place and who actually owned it.
Thea Zara

**Thea Zara** is a Daria fiction author, and webmaster of the Sh33p's Fluff fanworks site and the  SFMB.

## Daria Fanworks Awards

1st Daria Fanworks Awards

* Favorite Overall *All My Children* with Deref
* Favourite Character Development/Redevelopment/Growth for
* Favorite Pre-Esteemsters for *All My Children*
* Favorite Helen for *All My Children*
* Favorite Crossover (tie) for *All My Children*

2nd Daria Fanworks Awards

* Favourite Helen Story for *All My Children #13: Expanding Horizons* with Deref
* Favourite Use of a Background Character From the Television Series for *All My Children #13: Expanding Horizons*
* Favourite Pre-Esteemsters for *All My Children #15: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Jake*

## The CRAPPIES Awards

1st CRAPPIES Awards

* Fanfic Most Likely to Cause Diabetic Shock for "New Year's Under the Stars"
* "Well Duh." Most Heavy-Handed Foreshadowing for "I Will" with Deref

2nd CRAPPIES Awards

* Fanfic Most Likely to Cause Diabetic Shock for "All My Children 16: Summer of Love" with Deref

## External Links

* 2005 Interview with E. A. Smith on Contrarian's Corner (via Wayback Machine)
* Fanfics on Glitter Berries
* Fanfics on Outpost Daria (via Wayback Machine)
Precious Geller

* Character
* Gallery
* Relationships

**Precious Geller** is a main character in *The Gellers*.

## Biography

Precious is the grandmother of Grace, Charlie, Lori, and Corinne. She is the mother to Ella Geller and Ernesto, as well as the mother-in-law to Phillip Geller.

Precious is of Filipino descent. She was born in the Philippines and moved to Connecticut with her family when she was 16 years old. She married Ella and Ernesto's father and gave birth to the twins, but he passed away when the children were only young. Precious took care of them alone until they were old enough.

Precious and Ella don't have a very good relationship due to Ella not going to college. She wanted Ella to graduate college and get a good career, but Ella didn't want to attend college and wanted a normal job. This caused a rift in their relationship. However, as the series goes on, their relationship improves and Precious accepts Ella. Precious has a decent relationship with Ernesto, but she isn't very close with him.

## Personality

Precious is sarcastic and funny, and has many similarities to Corinne. She also works hard to achieve success. She sometimes is shady and patronizing towards Ella, but is overall a loving, hardworking person who cares towards her family.

## Trivia

* Tea sis.
blah blah.

blah blah.
We All Fall Down

**We All Fall Down** is the first part of Turnabout Confusion by Dennis. This novella-length fanfic covers a week during Daria's junior year — a week during which Daria and Quinn change places, with Daria dressing fashionably and Quinn dressing like a geek. The story envisions a cutthroat popularity culture at Lawndale High and extrapolates the effects of the Quinn/Daria switch into a massive power shift affecting canon and original characters alike.

## Notes

Turnabout Confusion began as an Iron Chef proposed by Ranger Thorne at the PPMB, suggesting that two major characters switch place for a day. The story was composed serially at PPMB beginning in August 2007. During the composition, Dennis divided the story into two parts. We All Fall Down was completed in December 2007, and Part II: All the King's Horses began in January 2008. We All Fall Down features 15 different viewpoint characters and is approximately 35,000 words.

## Awards

We All Fall Down was nominated for several awards in the 4th Daria Fanworks Awards. The story tied for awards in the following categories:

* "Favorite School-Centered" (with Exchange Students by NightGoblyn)
* "Favorite Character Development/Redevelopment/Growth" (with Squandered Potential by Kristen Bealer)
* "Favorite Weird Idea" (with Guys' Night Out by The Angst Guy)
The Head (backgrounder)

**"The Head"** (or "Head") is a background character who appears infrequently in the series. He was in Daria's grade.

The Head has glasses even thicker than Daria's, completely obscuring his eyes; his vision must be extremely poor. He wears a haircut with long bangs that partially cover the right side of his face, and a T-shirt depicting the MTV cartoon character called The Head. His fanon nickname comes from this T-shirt.

## The Head in Canon

The Head only ever spoke in "Esteemsters," as a student in the Self-Esteem Class. When Mr. O'Neill asks the students what one means when talking about "ourselves," the Head tentatively says "we're...talking about *us*!" as if this was a startling revelation. Later, when Mr. O'Neill assigns them to think about how the world would be sadder without them, the Head asks if this means they'd never been born or "died suddenly and unexpectedly." He sounds disturbingly excited at this latter prospect.

At the assembly at the end of the episode, Daria and Jane are required to make a speech. The Head stands up and applauds before they even begin, showing apparent support for his fellow self-esteem sufferers.

After this episode he appears infrequently as a backgrounder. "Quinn the Brain" shows him sitting with the nerds at lunch, implying he's their friend. In "The Story of D" he is one of the boys who seem interested in the Fashion Club's newsletter. For the most part, though, he simply fills out the crowd.

A few odd appearances do exist, however. In both "Lane Miserables" and "Psycho Therapy," this character's face appeared on the side of milk cartons, a practice once done for children who had gone missing. No explanation for this is ever provided, as he is seen in school after both incidents. Also, in "Prize Fighters," he can be seen in *two different places* during the eating contest.

Unlike most background characters, "The Head" actually got an Alter Ego: himself as the astrological sign for Aquarius, similar to how fellow backgrounder Dawn was once shown as Libra. As another point of trivia, an MTV flipbook, which can be seen here, shows him performing in the school marching band. Presumably this was art intended for, but ultimately cut from, "I Loathe a Parade."

## The Head in Fanfic

The Head has regularly appeared in fanfiction as a minor background character, usually referred to by his nickname. He has yet to have a "breakout" appearance, though he did have a significant secondary role in TAG's "A Hard Days' Night," where he (with the real name Derek) and several other backgrounders are part of a secret group of paranormal investigators known as the Irregulars.

He has a recurring role in the "Lawndale Fighting Championship" series under the name Ed "the Head" Parker. This name has since become common fanon, being used in fanfics like "Ethan Yeager in Lawndale" and "God Save The Esteem."
Thanksgiving

**Thanksgiving** is one of the holidays at Holiday Island. When the Holidays left, he tried to fill the social gap "but he's got a lot of screwed-up family problems and always gets depressed by the end of the day."

In the fanfic A Day (un)Like Any Other by Angelinhel, Thanskgiving tries to encourage All Saint's Day to ask out Halloween.
Steven Galloway

**Steven Galloway** is a fanfic author and a former Paperpusher's Message Board administrator. He is best known for his scriptfic epic, the DF Continuum, in which Daria discovers she has a long-lost billionaire brother, Darren Appleton, who was taken from Helen and Jake at birth.

## The CRAPPIES Awards

CRAPPIES Awards

* Winner of "Best Use of A Lot of Words to Say Very Little" The for "The DF Continuum: Return Engagement".
* Fanfic Most Likely to Abuse Our Tolerance of Mary Sues for "The DF Continuum: Return Engagement".

## External Links

* The DF Continuum at Outpost Daria (via Wayback Machine)
* Steven Galloway's Fanfic Author Spotlights (via Wayback Machine)
Zack

**Zack** is a Lawndale High student in Daria's year, in the same English/Language Arts classes as her. His name comes from Mr. O'Neill's seating chart in "Cafe Disaffecto".

He's not the same guy as Zachary, one of Quinn's suitors.

## Zack in Fanfic

Josh usually appears as a background character without much to say, but he was given a major expansion in the "Ethan Yeager in Lawndale" series by Shiva.
Turner

**Turner** (whether college or university is not specified) is a fictional school mentioned in Is It College Yet?, and one of the HBCUs (Historically Black Colleges and Universities).

Turner was Jodie's preferred choice for college, as she felt she could relax socially in a place where she wasn't 'representing' her ethnicity. She was also a legacy: her father, Andrew, attended Turner, while her grandmother graduated from the first class to admit women. However, Andrew admits he only attended Turner because he had no better options, and wants Jodie to take advantage of the chance to go to the far more prestigious Crestmore.

Jodie secretly applied to Turner as well as Crestmore, and got into both. However, she was afraid to stand up to her parents about the issue and went along with Andrew's plans to go to Crestmore. Mack, however, knew how miserable she was about the issue and talked to Andrew about it, explaining that Jodie felt stronger about the issue than she was admitting. After a talk with Jodie, her parents agree she should attend Turner, with the option of transferring to Crestmore in a few years' time.

## In fanfiction

Jodie during her Turner days appears in Richard Lobinske's "Falling into College", with Mack biking from Vance University to Turner to visit.
Lawndale State University

**Lawndale State University** is a state college located in Lawndale, mentioned only in canon in Is It College Yet?.

Almost nothing is known about it, save that Jane Lane speaks disparagingly of its art department. Lindy may or may not have gone to this college, as she's certainly going somewhere local.

Confusingly, it's a separate place to State University, which also has a crap art department in Jane's eyes.
The Amazing Adventures of D-Day and the Mighty Jane

An alternate universe tale in which most of the major characters of the *Daria* show are either superheroes or supervillains, locked in battle for the fate of the earth. It was partly inspired by a challenge from Mahna Mahna to make use of certain movie cliches.

Daria is the equivalent of a sarcastic Captain America, while Jane has a powered-armor suit much like Iron Man's and Tom appears partway through with a remote controlled robot. These three depictions are drawn from alter-ago pictures done of them by MTV's *Daria* artists.

An addendum at the story's end discusses the issue of which *Daria* characters are most often seen as evil.

## External Links

* The Amazing Adventures of D-Day and the Mighty Jane!
Val Magazine

**Val Magazine** is the self-named magazine for teenage girls run by Val, published in New York City, and self-proclaimed "edgy". It ran a "Spend a Day with Val" contest in "The Lost Girls" that Daria won, to the suffering of all involved. Jodie Landon implies the magazine is monocultural and very WASP, and everyone implies it's a terrible magazine whether they mean to or not.

Readers include.... Timothy O'Neill and Angela Li.

Articles include:

* "What TV's Hottest Hunks Really Think About Your Blackheads."

* "Val talks to today's brightest young stars about why they love Val."

* Chili con cheese puffs recipe ("the favorite of some guy named Matt")

* "My Day With D.: A disturbing true-life look at America's underground bummer culture"

## Trivia

* The episode is ripping the piss out of Jane Pratt and her self-titled magazine *Jane Magazine*. Pratt herself was a good sport about it and in 2010 contributed a tongue-in cheek question, "would you parody someone now in order to make a social statement?", to a Tracy Grandstaff interview. In 1999, MTV's episode guides called it "a "Savvy" - like teen magazine" as a cover. The later website feature "Guestward Ho!" nodded to the real source: "Reminiscent of a real-life editor who named a magazine and a talk show after herself. (But her name has four letters, so it's so totally not her!)"
The One With Charlie's Football Team

***The One With Charlie's Football Team*** is the third episode of Season 1 on *The Gellers* on *Episode Interactive.* Writing and directing for the show began on March 2019, and finished up and premiered on April , 2019.

## Plot

Charlie joins the Canton Cows Football team, the only Football team in their area. But, he soon finds out that the team is only young children who are just starting Football. He tries to train them to be better for the game.

Meanwhile, Arthur, Mick, Phillip, and Ella try to find a location to put the new coffee shop.

## Notes

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Vengeance

**Vengence**, by Nemo Blank includes one of the few appearences of Mrs. Blaine. As with most of the author's stories, this is a Daria/Trent shipper, with their relationship precipitated when he finds Daria, sans glasses and jacket, at a convienience store 200 miles from Lawndale. She was attempting to get home after being abandoned by Quinn and the rest of the Fashion Club. Daria had tagged along with them out of boredom while Jane was out of town with her mother. The story features most of the Fashion Club falling into drug use, the trashing of the Morgendorffer house during a party and a close call for Daria with a serial killer.
Theresa

**Theresa** is a young clerk in the Junior Five section of Cashman's at the Lawndale Mall. She is constantly serving the Fashion Club.

She was mentioned in "Monster", where Quinn states to Zachary that Theresa can tell him what to buy for her, and then made four appearances in the next three seasons: "The Old and the Beautiful", "Daria!", "A Tree Grows in Lawndale," and "Aunt Nauseum".

When Lawndale High became a "loser school" in "Tree", Theresa is the only staff member who (albeit reluctantly) will talk to the Fashion Club, explaining that it's bad for Junior Five's image to have losers shopping there. She allows them to use "fitting room eight", the dreaded unpopular people's dressing room.

MTV's feature "Love is a Way Too Many Splendored Thing", a 'flipbook' of Quinn's admirers, has Quinn state that Zachary ended up dating Theresa. "Good riddance!", says Quinn, who really just has herself to blame.

## Theresa in Fanfiction

She usually appears as a secondary character in scenes taking place in Cashman's. Stories with her include:

* Hear No Beauty, See No Beauty, and Fashionable Graduation, by Richard Lobinske
* "Don't Sweat the Mall Stuff, by Kristen Bealer.
* The Next Step by Mike Xeno
* A Night in Theresa's Life by Shiva
Alternate Operating Systems

## Alternate Operating Systems Compatible w/ Chrome OS Hardware

All alternative operating systems currently require you to be in Developer Mode. Enabling developer mode does compromise your device's security.

## Crouton Compatible

### Ubuntu

Ubuntu 16.04 (Xenial Xerus), running on Chrome OS. It is the simplest to install, only requiring 3 commands to get going.

## Legacy Firmware

### Ubuntu

This is the latest build of Ubuntu for your system's architecture.

Gallium OS
A fast and lightweight Linux distro made for Chromebooks and Chromeboxes.

### Chromixium

An Ubuntu based operating system, designed to look like Chromium OS. It is now called Cub Linux.

### Lubuntu

Yet another Ubuntu based distribution, using the LXDE environment, as opposed to Unity, or Gnome.

### Arch Linux

A simplistic yet complicated Linux distribution

### Fuchsia OS

Highly experimental but can be put on the Google Pixelbook using Zedboot, and a separate computer.

### Windows 10

Using some more firmware changes, Windows 10 can be ran on a Chromebook. Many chromebooks do not have adequate specifications, though.

https://quickfever.com/chrome-os-for-pc/
The Seven Realms Wiki

## Welcome to the Seven Realms Lore Wiki

Here we post all lore be it official or player-made, including character sheets. We ask that you do not mess with other people's lore unless given permission. Sabotaging or hijacking another person's lore will result in punishment on the server.

## The Seven Realms Lore

Lore on The Seven Realms is split up into two sections: Official, and Player-Made. It is important to note that these do not change the effect of the lore at all, just how it is approved. Official Lore is written by the Lore Team and approved by both them and the owner, while player-written lore is written by players, and only needs to be approved by a single member of the lore team. Player-made lore, once approved, is non-ignorable; it exists in The Seven Realms just as much as Official Lore does, it is just not made by the official team.

If you wish to write ANY lore for the server, you must be very thorough when doing so, and ensure that it does not overlap or cross any other lore, and is well-linked to other pieces. Player-written lore can not just be a tangent of whatever that person wants to be true for their character, it must work with the rest of the server's lore as well. Player-written lore, unless approved by a member of the Lore Team or higher staff, can NOT be exclusive. There will be lore that is exclusive, but it can be obtained either through events or permission from the lore team.

Any player-written lore, once approved, belongs equally to the original author and The Seven Realms, meaning deleting the lore must be voted on by all parties involved, with an agreed-upon third-party if the vote is a tie. This does not hold true for unapproved lore, nor lore used without a lore sheet.

Players have two weeks to play around with lore in roleplay before they must make a lore page for it. This is not required, as you may make a lore page before playing it, but it is allowed. This same system holds true for characters and character sheets as well.

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You Want It Darker

**You Want It Darker** is a 2019 post-canon fanfic by LongSnakeMoan, spinning off from Catching Up With The Daria Gang.

Fans had joked for two years about how Jane Lane looked old in her "Catching" picture and like she'd been hit bad by drugs. LongSnakeMoan took that joke and played it grimly straight, depicting Jane in the aftermath of a shattering addiction.

Jane's ex-boyfriend here is Todd Ianuzzi, nodding to her previous story "Of All The People That Won't Be Missed".
The Universe

**The Universe** is a set of lyrics by Max Tyler, discussed by Trent and Max]in Groped By An Angel. Trent doesn't think they make any sense, and doesn't think high schoolers will appreciate them (their next gig is at a high school party at Brittany's house). They are still arguing about the lyrics at the soundcheck to that gig.

Trent points out that all temperatures below zero are subzero, logically, the temperature can never drop below subzero.

He could also have pointed out that there is no wind chill where there is no air, and that it doesn't make sense to compare "outer space" to "the universe", since "outer space" is "the universe" minus earth - and if earth is part of the universe it also does not make sense to say that it is a cold and black place. And since the universe is all of existence, it probably does not make that much sense to call it "a place". The last line is clunky and sometimes gets transcribed as "It's not now time to be a hero", that may make a little bit more sense, but Trent clearly says "no".

## Lyrics

The universe is a cold, cold place, black and bleak like outer space.

The wind chill drops below subzero, it's not no time to be a hero.
The Great Cornholio

If you know about *Beavis and Butt-head*, you know THIS one. It was written by Mike Judge and aired 15 July 1994.

## Synopsis

Beavis and Butt-head go to Stewart's house because Butt-head heard "he has diarrhea". Stewart's mom gives them both breakfast burritos but after taking a bite, they are disgusted to find that the burritos "taste like crap" and "have eggs". They believe that she "tricked" them and raid the cupboards to find something better to eat. Beavis finds all the junk food and quickly devours it all.

At school, the sugar consumption causes Beavis to freak out, pull up his shirt, and start refering to himself as Cornholio. In his rampage of annoyance, he confronts Daria Morgendorffer:

* Daria: Get out of here, Beavis!
* Beavis: Ummm.... okay.

Thus the Great Cornholion stalks the school, screaming for "TEE PEE" in the toilers, interrupting Mr. Herrera's Spanish class, and generally annoying everyone until he's sent to Principal McVicker's office. Uncharacteristically, Beavis apologizes for his actions. A surprised Mr. McVicker lets him go, feeling Beavis is turning a corner, but foolihsly allows him to take the candy that was on his desk. This only causes him to become Cornholio again and continue to stalk the school...

## Trivia

* Mike Judge has said he wrote this as a response to an article that claimed sugar didn't make kids hyper (and Van Driessen references it in the story).
* Daria has a rematch with Cornholio in the comics, in "The Great Bungholio".
* This episode appears in the movie *Clueless*.
ChromeOS Wiki

## Welcome to the Chrome OS Wiki

We hope to be a collaborative community website about everything related to Chrome OS! As you can tell, there isn't much on this Wiki currently. This is a MAJOR work in progress in need of enough contributors to make it worthwhile. Let's all do our best!

The goal of this Wiki is to act as the encyclopedia for anything and everything related to Chrome OS and Chrome OS hardware. We hope to one day catalog as much info as possible, including (but not limited to), information about all the software features, easy-access tutorials, and a page for every Chrome OS device ever made (plus pages for rumored devices and device commits).

## Overview

Chrome OS is an operating system designed by Google based on the Linux kernel. It uses the Google Chrome web browser as its principal user interface, and supports applications developed for the Android mobile operating system and Linux (beta).

Chrome OS has an integrated media player and file manager. It supports Chrome Apps, which resemble native applications, as well as remote access to the desktop. Android applications started to become available for the operating system in 2014, and in 2016, access to Android apps in the entire Google Play Store was introduced on supported Chrome OS devices. Chrome OS is only available pre-installed on hardware from Google manufacturing partners, but there are unofficial methods that allow it to be installed in other equipment. An open source equivalent, Chromium OS, can be compiled from downloaded source code. Early on, Google provided design goals for Chrome OS, but has not otherwise released a technical description.

## Google Doc before the idea of this wiki popped up

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PMnFOoe-YS5OQBvmh9ebu3A8AjdWdEFilVvYoEyw6Gc/edit

The information in this doc should be integrated into the Chrome OS page.

## FAQ

See the FAQ Section from the Chrome OS page.
The Meaning of Life

A short ficlet by Angelinhel. Stacy writes an essay for Mr. ONeill's English class on the subject, "If you could ask the Universe one question, and have it answered, what would it be?"

Nominated for the 2007 Bootie for "Favorite Melodrama", "Favorite Use of a Background Character From the Television Series", "Favourite Character Development/Redevelopment/Growth", and "Favourite Weird Idea".

## Plot Summary

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Stacy writes a poignant essay detailing her confusion and moments of regret following a teen pregnancy and abortion. The question she wants answered is "Who would have my baby have grown up to be?", in the hopes it would help her understand if she had made the right decision not to have the baby. Unable to confide in anyone other than her mother, Stacy deletes the original essay and pens a far more generic version of 'the meaning of life' question, knowing the truth would only make her more of an outcast among her teachers and classmates.
The Age of Cynicism

**"The Age of Cynicism"** was begun by Kara Wild in May 2000. It is the fifteenth installment of the Driven Wild Universe. Like most other installments, it is written in quasi-script form with three Acts and commercials.

Tied for "Favorite Helen" story in the 4th Daria Fanworks Awards

## Background

Wild began writing the installment a few months after completing "Primarily Color." However, due to time constraints and the demands of research, she finally abandoned "The Age of Cynicism" and moved on to "Charge of the Math Brigade." In 2007, she would finish it "posthumously," the last Driven Wild Universe installment, "Tomorrow Never Knows," having been completed in November 2005.

## Summary

The story revolves the months leading to Daria's birth in 1981. Helen and Jake struggle to maintain their hippie ideals with regard to parenting in the face of money concerns, self-doubt, and the incoming Reagan administration.
Tananda

Named for fanficcer Tananda by The Angst Guy. She usually wears a plain pastel green dress, which makes her look staid and demure. Her usual facial expression is no expression at all.

## In the show

She was once seen sitting in the cafeteria with Scarlett in "Too Cute" and another time with Dawn - and in "The Lab Brat" she went from being Brittany's partner to abruptly being with Dawn instead - which are her main social interactions. She has a mauve party dress which she wore to go to the dance party in "Daria Dance Party" and the boat party in "Just Add Water", but didn't hang with anyone while there. She was in the Yearbook team in "The New Kid" - and even there, she was seen looking tired and bored in one scene before DeMartino dropped the sports teams.

She was one of the kids betting that DeMartino would fall or die in "The Big House", and showed a rare expression - *anger* - when he didn't. "Murder, She Snored" has her looking unhappy by a History test score, so maybe she's not doing too well in class and blames him.

When Mrs. Stoller taught class in "Lucky Strike", Tananda began to fall asleep.

## Appearances in fanfic

She was given her fanon name in "Scarlett" where she was a member of the Lawndale Leopard, a high-school girls' field hockey team known for its violent hard-partying ways, and a friend of Scarlett's. In "Lawndale Fighting Championship", she has the surname **Inglis**.
Summer Sucks

**Summer Sucks** was Trent Lane's first attempt at writing a song.

It has a verse and a chorus, but even by Trent's standards, it's a very short song, as heard on Daria's Sick Sad Life Planner, it's ten seconds long. Trent sings it a capella.

The song implies an unusual level of parental involvement; apparently, someone is making him work a summer job.

## Lyrics

Verse: Got a summer job and I dress like a jerk

Wanna do stuff but I gotta go to work

Chorus: Summer sucks.
The Lost Seasons

**The Lost Seasons** is an influential series written by C.E. Forman. Lost Season One (also referred to as Season 1.5) was written in 1998, during the months between the airing of "Write Where It Hurts" and "Daria!". Like the actual series, Lost Season One contains 13 episodes, all in scripted dialogue. Lost Season Two (or Season 2.5) was written in 1999, during the months between "Jane's Addition" and "Partner's Complaint." It consists of three stories: A Morgendorffer Scorned, Cut Above, and Fireworks.

Lost Season Two was originally supposed to have 13 as well, but Forman burned out and decided to leave the rest unwritten. Episodes left unwritten (or partially written) include "Short Order Kooks" (a Daria/Beavis and Butt-head flashback episode), "Throw Away the Key" (Jake worries about his family's safety), "Tutor Monarch" (Daria tutors Kevin), "DTV" (Daria gets her own television show), "Daria-Elect" (Daria sabotages a corrupt judge's reelection campaign), and "Infinite Jane" (Jane considers her career path as an artist).

## Original Characters

* Judge Reinhardt
* Chad
* Margot Haworth
* Grace Zilkowski
* Scott Garfield
* Aunt Eleanor
* Eugene Baldwin
* Sebastian
* Keenak
* Mook
* Serenity
* Ryvre
* Yuna and Little Flower

## Season One

* Lotto Nonsense
* To Helen Back
* All Washed Up
* Good-Bye, Diarrhea
* Weighting to Exhale
* Accept No Substitutes
* Rain on Your Parade
* Quinntet
* Daria vs the IRS
* Taking Debate
* No Picnic
* Driven Wild
* Alienation Legacy

## Season Two

* A Morgendorffer Scorned
* Cut Above
* Fireworks
Submariner Series

**Submariner Series** is a series by Wildgoose. What if Y2K hadn't been a dud? This series is set after a limited nuclear war and a 10 year conventional war caused by the Y2K glitch. Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane were drafted into the US Navy. The series starts with Daria captain of the nuclear attack submarine, USS *Cynicism,* with Jane as her executive officer. The series follows their lives after retirement (with flashbacks to before) while raising their children, twin girls Jane and Amy for Daria and son William for Jane.

An interesting mix of conventional and science fiction in a situation that seems on the surface as unworkable, but proves to make almost complete sense while giving the reader and enjoyable time.

## Stories in Series

* The Last Journey Home
* In the Depths Once Again
* A Walk in the Park
* One Season at a Time
* Reflections Before Summer
* The Old and the New
* The Other Side of Things
* Reunions
* The Sound of the Other Shoe
Martin

**Martin** was one of Daria Morgendorffer's classmates at Highland High. He was a dorky kid who seems to a fan of Punisher comics, bearing the character's logo on his T-shirt. In the non-Daria episode "Supersize Me", Martin is shown to have a voice that screams "dork" and some skill with student filmmaking.

The most significant thing about him is that in an alternate universe where Butt-head never existed, Martin is Daria's boyfriend. Unlike in the mainstream universe, both characters are happy, physically intimate (holding hands), and are merrily volunteering to help others at Christmas. Because Butt-head never destroyed Daria's interest in boys, she took him as a boyfriend; this seems to have done him some good, because he never acts happy in the regular universe. ("It's a Miserable Life") In one episode where Daria doesn't have any audible dialogue ("Substitute") the two are seen talking before class, so even in the main timeline he was someone she could stand talking to. What might have been...

## In fanfiction

Martin turns up on rare occasions in the role of Daria's AU boyfriend, though his name is rarely "Martin" in them in pre-2011 fics (see below).

## Trivia

He sometimes turns up in the comics with different coloured hair.

He had no name (or voice) until the 2011 *Beavis and Butt-head* episode "Supersize Me".
The Hourglass

A short ficlet by Angelinhel in response to a challenge issued by The Angst Guy: in “The Daria Diaries”, there’s a note in her planner that says “Oct. 25 Saturday- Last day of Carnivorous Plant Expo, Mom and Dad at Fun Run (explore dresser drawers?), Sleepover at Jane’s (bring own pajamas this time).” TAG asked the author to write a ficlet about what Daria found in the drawers.

Finding herself alone in the house, Daria decides to take the opportunity to explore her parent's bedside table drawers. In amongst the banal effects, she finds a gift her father left for her mother - the implications of which leave her disillusioned with her family.
Zachary

**Zachary** is a teenage boy seen hanging out with Quinn Morgendorffer and the Fashion Club in the episode "Monster." He has a long face, and shoulder-length wavy brown hair. It is unclear whether he is a student at Lawndale High, though circumstantial evidence seems to suggest that he is.

Do not confuse with background extra Zack, often seen in classes with Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane, or the Lane's cat Zachary).

## Zachary in Canon

Zachary's lone speaking appearance is in the episode "Monster", in which he gives Quinn and the Fashion Club a ride to the mall. Quinn treats him dismissively, referring to him as "guy" or "Aaron," and sending him off to buy her something from Cashman's as soon as they arrive at the mall. Earlier in the episode, Quinn points out that she was dating Zachary because her first choice, Larry, totaled his car, and "Zachary has his mother's car". He doesn't have a speaking role in any other episodes.

When she pushes him into getting her a present, she tells him to ask for Theresa at Junior Five and she'll help him find something. That seems to have backfired: MTV's flipbook of Quinn's admirers, "Love is a Way Too Many Splendored Thing", has Quinn state that "I hear he ran off with Theresa on [sic] Junior Five. Good riddance!". Sour grapes, Quinn?

## Zachary in Fanfiction

Zachary makes an appearance in "We All Fall Down," Part I of "Turnabout Confusion" by Dennis, as one of the boys who Daria dates in her efforts to win the bet with Quinn. He's portrayed as more perceptive and less obnoxious than Corey, if no less horny. He tells the football team that Daria's change in appearance "has something to do with Quinn," and expresses the hope that he can move fast with Daria if he strikes "while the iron is hot." After being refused for a second date and some threats from Mack, he backs off and isn't seen in Part II.