Bikini Bottom Blast/Transcript

* Tom and his gang were at the beach. (Heat was playing)
* Ginger: Tom! CATCH THE BALL!
* Tom: Ha! (caught the ball) You thought i wasn't aware?
* Ben: You have quick reflexes. I respect that!
* Ginger was near the beach area with a box of "WOWIE WOWZER WAVES!"
* Ginger: When i put this in the water! It'll cause a tide to come Swooping in! (Music)
* Ginger poured it in the water and headed back to where everyone was.
* Tom: Ahem ahem. Ginger. What are you up to?
* Ginger: Not Much. Just doing stuff.
* \*Then suddenly the waves started crashing in. Mavericks started playing.\*
* Hank: What the!
* Tom: Run!
* Ginger! Uh Oh!
* Tom: Ginger! Was this your fault!
* Ginger: Kinda!
* Pierre: Oh you darn Cowabunga Cat! Now were gonna dro-
* \*The waves crashed in and swept them in.\*
* (black)
* (Cue to Bikini Bottom)
* French Narrator: Ah, Bikini Bottom. A nice place for undersea creatures to enjoy the wonders of the world. And here, we see SpongeBob going out to do jellyfishing.
* (A corpse of Tom is seen sinking while SpongeBob comes out of his house)
* French: Hey, what's this? A random cat, laying here in the ocean?
* SpongeBob: Time to see Patrick! Wait WHATT?!!??
* (Close-up of the crew's corpse)
* (Cha cha Nova started playing)
* Patrick: Hi SpongeBob
* SpongeBob: Patrick! Do you know how these land animals have arrived there?
* Patrick: Uhh..... No?
* SpongeBob: Let's see Squidward.
* (They go to Squidward's house holding the corpses. Spongebob knocks the door. Squidward opens)
* Squidward: GET THE HECK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
* SpongeBob: Hey, you know what these people are?
* Squidward: How should i know? Go see your "kah-rah-tay" squirrel friend.
* Patrick: Great idea! Let's find Sandy!
* (Bubble transition to the treedome. Sandy Cheeks working on an invention)
* Sandy: Hmm.. Something's wrong with that thing. But what?
* (Door slam)
* SpongeBob: Hello!
* Sandy: WAH! Ya nearly scared me!
* (Sandy let jump the wrench by fear, and it landed on the machine. The machine is fixed after Sandy's scare accident)
* Sandy: Well, if ya didn't show up, that thing would've been broken! Thanks SpongeBub!
* Patrick: We found these things.
* Sandy: (examinates) Hmm.... These seem to be a (close up of Tom) cat... (close up of angela) another cat... (close up of ginger) another cat... (Focus on Sandy) Man, these things are all cats! (notices something) (close-up on ben and hank) There's two dogs... (squeak closeup) and a little mouse! But, what's wrong with them?
* SpongeBob: I think they're dead!
* Sandy: Let's see if that's true... with the new OXYGENISER that i just built! It sucks up lots of oxygen from the treedome and gives it to someone to give any land person lots of air!
* Patrick: Ooh, shiny!
* Sandy: Let's do this thang!
* (Sandy revives them all using the oxygeniser, putting a pipe on the mouths of everyone)
* Tom: GAHHHHH! Where am i?
* SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy: WELCOME TO BIKINI BOTTOM! (Chief Tarravana started playing)
* Pierre: Bikini Bottom? I dont see no girl-
* Hank: HOLY MACARONI IS THAT A TALKING ABESTOS LUNCHBOX?
* Spongebob: Gosh! You silly! Im spongebob! Spongebob squarepants!
* Hank: Oh hello there, Spongebob! Im hank!
* Sandy: And i'm Sandy! A screwy squirrel with a sink for science!
* Patrick: Uhh.. I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!
* Sandy: You're Patrick, silly.
* Patrick: Oh yeah. I forgot.
* (It then cut to Harry, Pierre, Larry and Gina on the beach. They somehow survived the waves.)
* Harry: Huh? Where am i?
* Pierre: I'm asking the same question.
* (Back to spongebob)
* Spongebob: Also what are your guys names?
* Tom: Im Tom!
* Ben: Im Ben. Quite a genius name if i do say my self. And im a scientist.
* Ginger: Gingers the name! Pranks are my game!
* Angela: Im angela! Im a singer!
* Hank: Im Hank. In france... Im called Honk!
* Pierre: Pierre.
* Squeak: Hi! Squeak!
* Spongebob: Nice to meet you guys!
* Tom: Nice to meet you too Spongebob.
* Spongebob: Gosh! It feels like im talking to myself right now!
* Hank: Alright, i know this is crazy, but we actually get to meet cartoons stars that aren't Bongo or McGillicudy??!? GREAT!
* SpongeBob: You know what moment it is!
* Everyone: IT'S THE BIKINI BOTTOM BLAST!
* (The SpongeBob theme song plays up to the pineapple under the sea part)
* Kids: TALKING TOM CAT!
* Pirate painting: Absorbous and yellow and-Wait, what? Wasn't SpongeBob the one living in a pineapple under the sea?
* Kids: SPONGEBOB SUCKS, CAPTAIN!
* Pirate painting: You know what, let's just continue. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who lives in a rented garage on the street?
* Kids: TALKING TOM CAT!
* Pirate painting: Incredible, readable, awesome is he!
* Kids: TALKING TOM CAT!
* Pirate painting: If fun cat-astrophes be something ya wish...
* Kids: TALKING TOM CAT
* Pirate painting: Then hop on the couch and break a whole dish!
* Kids: TALKING TOM CAT!
* All: TALKING TOM CAT! TALKING TOM CAT! TALKING TOM CAT!
* Pirate: TALKIIIING TOM CAAAAT! Ahhahhahaha!
* (Spongebob-styled Talking Tom logo shows up)
* (Tom is seen playing on an actual flute)
* Text: Created by Samo Login
* (end of intro)
* Hank: Gosh im hungry!
* Ginger: Yeah so am i.
* Spongebob: Well! I know just the place we can all grab a bite to eat at!
* Sandy: But first, ya have to wear these spacesuits. Ya wanna drown again?
* Ben: No.
* (Cut to the Krusty krab where Spongebob Patrick and Sandy and Tom and the gang with their oxygen suits are at the krusty krab)
* (Rake the Hornpike started playing)
* Spongebob: Welcome! To the krusty krab!
* Tom: Wow!
* Ben: Do they sell krabs here?
* Spongebob: No silly! I Work here! We cook burgers. And alot of other things!
* Pierre: Whys it called the Krusty krab?
* Patrick: Becuase thats what the owner is!
* Spongebob: Yeah mr krabs is my boss.
* (Mr krabs came out his office towards spongebob)
* Mr krabs: Spongebob me boy! Patrick and sandy! Who are these guys? They look like land critters.
* Spongebob: These are some guys we found floating through the sea. So we helped them by putting on spacesuits. Theres Tom. Ben. Hank. Ginger. Pierre-
* Mr Krabs: Woah boyo! Im getting confused with all those names. Cant tell whos who.
* Spongebob: Oh well toms the grey cat. Bens the dog. Hanks the other dog with the blue spot. Gingers the orange catling. Pierres that green parrot. Angelas the white cat. And there's that little mouse named.. uh. What's your name again?
* Squeak: Squeak squeak!
* SpongeBob: Squeak.
* Mr Krabs: Well its nice to meet you guys! You guys want some Krabby patties. You guys will also get a 20% discount.
* Spongebob: I dont think they understand the money currency here.
* Mr krabs: Oh. Well...
* Spongebob: Dont worry. Ill pay you it back.
* Mr krabs: Alrighty! Can you cook up some krabby pattys quickly?
* Spongebob: Sure thing Mr K!
* (Spongebob went to the kitchen and started cooking some krabby pattys)
* TBA
* (Spongebob had finished cooking. And was giving the krabby pattys to him and the others)
* Spongebob: ORDER UUUP!!!
* Tom: Uhh... We have HELMETS, remember?
* Sandy: Not to worry! These suits can feed you without worrying about the glass!
* Feeding feature activated. Mechanical arm grabs the patty and shoves it in the users' mouths.
* Ben: These taste quite nice actually.
* Hank: Delicousio!
* Pierre: Yes they taste very good. Wonder what-
* A Fish then walked into the bar and ran off wth a krabby patty
* Background Fish 70: Hey my burger!
* (Spongebob ran after him and it turns out it was plankton in a robot fish disguise.. Chill Out . was playing)
* Spongebob: PLANKTON!
* (Mr krabs ran after plankton and managed to get the burger)
* Plankton: ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME KRABS!
* Mr krabs: We'll see about that.
* (Back inside the krusty krab)
* Hank: Who was that?
* Spongebob: Plankton...
* Tom: Whats a plankton?
* Spongebob: Mr krabs. Explain
* Mr krabs: Sit down sailors. As this will be a long story.
* (flashback, pictures from Kitchen Sponge episode show up) Plankton used to be the camp chef back when we were at Kamp Koral. When SpongeBob invented the krabby patty, i frowned since i believed it was expensive. But he claimed it was "just a few pennies worth of ingredients". They're a success at the camp! Plankton tasted it, and found it... as an opportunity to take over the world. He now owns the Chum Bucket. Which is a failure! And he's still looking to steal the secret formula of the Krabby Patty to increase the popularity of the chum bucket and continue his world conquering!
* Hank: You guys had a secret formula?
* Krabs: That formula was what made everyone loved the patties. I opened a whole restaurant on it thanks to SpongeBob. The one you're in!
* Tom: Wow thats quite a story.
* Krabs: And its true!
* Ben: Well. I can see why he's a fry cook, These burgers taste great! Adding the square root of the deliciousness, equaling the tastiness multiplied by the-
* Everyone: SHUT UP!
* Sandy: Ooh your into science too?
* Ben: Yep!
* Sandy: Yeah! Adding the square roo-
* Everyone: SHUT! UP!
* Sandy: Hey! What was that for?
* Ben: You know what? Move on.
* SpongeBob: That's not all! Patrick and i have a favorite hobby in common!
* SpongeBob and Patrick: (pulls their nets out) JELLYFISHING!
* Ginger: I'M SIGNING UP
* SpongeBob: Great! See you at Jellyfish Fields! (zooms away with Patrick at high supersonic speed)
* Awkward silence
* Tom: But where IS Jellyfish Fields?
* Ben: I'm surprised, I DON'T EVEN KNOW!
* Angela: Let's just take a stroll around town and see if we can find it.
* ...
* Hank: Sounds fine to me
* (Cut to scene where they are walking in Jellyfish Fields)
* Ginger: I'm bored! When are we ever gonna get to Jellyfish Fields
* SpongeBob: (pops up out of nowhere) You're ALREADY there!

## Music Stuff for later

* SpongeBob SquarePants Music - Chill Out - YouTube. Plantkon music.
* SpongeBob Music: Secret Service - YouTube. Another song.
* hawaiian breeze (slowed) - spongebob squarepants - YouTube
* SpongeBob Music: Lonely Heart's Club (a) - YouTube
* SpongeBob Production Music Alekoki - YouTube
* SpongeBob SquarePants Production Music - Tomfoolery - YouTube