Dinosaur Laser Fight

**"Dinosaur Laser Fight"** is the fourth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, *NSFW*. Its music video was released on August 17, 2011, and features animations by Arin Hanson. An updated music video for the song's *Level Up* version was released on October 15, 2021.

## Lyrics

Hello, class. I'm sorry, but your normal professor couldn't be here today. So Ninja Brian and I are gonna be your substitute teachers. Are you ready to learn? Alright! Hit it!

Hey, boys and girls

This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world

Now close your eyes and travel back in time with me and Ninja Brian

It's gonna blow your mind to shit!

It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High

When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives

Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed because his tiny wrists

Caused his high-five to miss and he was like "Fuck this!"

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

It's an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight!

Oh yeah! Hell yeah!

Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight!

(Awoo!) (Ptchoo, ptchoo!) (Nyaah!)

It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown

But it was quiet because in space there is no sound

Did we mention that this took place in space?

It did, so shut your face

Also, there were robots and sharks!

Dr. Sexbang, did this really happen?

...Yeah.

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

It's a goddamn Dinosaur Laser Fight!

In space! With sharks!

It's a balls out Dinosaur Laser Fight!

It's fucking science!

Just ask Albert Einstein

He invented space

And then a bunch of fucking aliens from Mars

Showed up while ripping solos on V-neck guitars

The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace

So they killed them with lasers

Holy shit!

And then they had a giant laser party!

A Dinosaur Laser Party!

Holy shit!

Laser party!

Holy shit!

Laser party!

Fuck!

## Music Video Credits (NSFW)

### Cast

* Danny Sexbang - Dan Avidan
* Ninja Brian - Brian Wecht
* Untitled Role - Julie Katz
* Untitled Role - Kristen Acimovic
* Untitled Role - Missiy Moser
* Untitled Role - Jamie Frevele
* Untitled Role - Mookie Thompson
* Unititled Role - Dan Hodapp

### Production

* Writers - Ninja Sex Party
* Director - Jim Turner
* Editor - Jim Turner
* Special Effects - Jim Turner
* Assistant Director - Eric Smith

## Music Video Credits (Level Up)

### Cast

* Danny Sexbang - Dan Avidan
* Ninja Brian - Brian Wecht
* Dancer - Maxine Hupy
* Shark - Alanah Pearce
* Shark - Ross O’Donovan
* Dinosaur - Arin Hanson
* Dinosaur - Pamela Horton
* Robot - Jacob Rabon
* Robot - Nate Harlan

### Production

* Director- Ethan Nestor
* Producer - Malika Lim Eubank
* Production Manager - Malika Lim Eubank
* Director of Photography - Zac Lim Eubank
* Editor - Kelly Lyon
* 1st AC - Wesley Rodriguez
* 2nd AC - Lucas Eubank
* PA Grip - Darren Hale
* Hair & Makeup - Chrissy Lyn Kyle
* GRIP - Brad Powers
* Runner - Kailey Bray
* Talent Assistant - Joel Kulchar

## Music Credits (Level Up)

**Ninja Sex Party**

* Dan Avidan – vocals
* Brian Wecht – keyboard, synthesizer

**Additional Musicians**

* Jim Roach - orchestration and arrangement
* Dallas Kruse - string arrangement

 **Production**

* Written by: Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht
* Produced by: Jim Roach
* Engineered by: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno
* Assistant Engineered by: Clinton Welander
* Mixed by: Jim Roach
* Mastered by: Randy Merrill
* Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA