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Ashlynn Forrester

**Parents:** | Rodrik Forrester *(father)*
 **Siblings:** | Harrold Forrester *(brother)*
Elisabeth Forrester *(sister)*
Godric Forrester *(brother)*
 **Relatives:** | Ryon Forrester *(uncle)*
Arthur Glenmore II *(cousin)*
Minisa Glenmore *(cousin)*

**Ashlynn Forrester** is the potential thirdborn child of Rodrik and Elaena Forrester. She is the younger sister to Harrold and Elisabeth and older sister to Godric and Mira II, as well as a cousin to Arthur II, Minisa, and Owen Glenmore.

## Character

A restless and cheerful girl. Ashlynn is considered the baby of the family, and is treated so by her two older siblings. This doesn't stop her from tagging along behind them wherever they go. She can be a bit annoying at times, but it's only because she wants to be included.

## Trivia

* She is named after her late uncle, Asher Forrester.
* Ashlynn inherits the hair color of her late paternal grandmother, Elissa Forrester.
Alastor Greyson

**Alastor Greyson** was the previous Lord of Timberwatch. He was the father of Nestor Greyson and grandfather to Syrena, Ivor and Astor Greyson, as well as great-grandfather to Hugar, Oriele, Aaren and Rhaesa Greyson, Alanna Snow and Namond, Elaena, Arthur, Lyarra, Kyra and Valeris Glenmore.

He had two siblings, Castor and Astoria.
Evelyn Wicke

Melessa Wicke *(daughter)*

**Evelyn Wicke** is the current Lady of the Chandlery, the seat of House Wicke. She is the wife of Lord Alester, with whom she has three daughters - Alora, Melessa and Lyla.

In her youth, Evelyn was renowned for her beauty, which was inherited by her daughters. Many competed for her hand in marriage, but it was eventually won by Alester Wicke, despite his meek nature. Since the birth of her last daughter Lyla, Evelyn has suffered frequent bouts with an illness of the stomach, often rendering her bedridden.
Cedryk Brownbarrow

**Cedryk Brownbarrow** was the first son of Barrish and the first in line to inherit the Lordship, but met his untimely demise at the hands of the Freys and Boltons.

## Character

Raised by his father to be an ideal Brownbarrow Lord and little else, Cedryk was often regarded as having the strength of a bear and the resolve of a king -- but all the charisma of a plank of wood. His dull personality led to bland relationships with his siblings, but he was well known as a capable commander and somewhat decent fighter.

Cedryk was groomed by Lord Barrish to marry Elaena Glenmore so that their houses may be tied together, but Elaena was unfazed by Cedryk's lack of personality and fell for Rodrik Forrester instead.

When the War of the Five Kings erupted, Cedryk rode to war with his father and brothers Orland and Tobas, leaving his sister and youngest brothers behind. He was killed at the Red Wedding while fighting with Orland.
Edric Whitehill

**Parents:** | Oswell Whitehill †
 **Siblings:** | Axel Whitehill
 **Relatives:** | Prestan Whitehill † *(uncle)*
Marya Whitehill *(cousin)*
Ludd Whitehill † *(uncle)*
Karl Whitehill † *(cousin)*
Ebbert Whitehill *(cousin)*
Torrhen Whitehill *(cousin)*
Gwyn Whitehill *(cousin)*

**Edric Whitehill** is the firstborn son of Oswell Whitehill and Nolla Mallister, a cousin to the main line of Whitehills. He has two younger brothers: Axel and Denys.

## Character

The eldest child and son of Oswell Whitehill and Nolla Mallister, seventeen-year-old Edric is every inch a young proper lord. All gentlemanly, chivalrous, calm, and collected.

He was taught from childhood to lead and be the responsible one. Strategic and observant, Edric always think before he acts, you can hardly ever find him making a rash decision. Many say he is the mirror image of his deceased father.

## Post-Season Two AU

Edric, his brothers and his mother return to Highpoint - released from Seagard on his cousin Torrhen's orders. Despite a tense relationship Torrhen attempts to make amends with his cousins.

### The Mother's March

Torrhen enlists Edric's and Axel's help when he decides to liberate the men of Stillport trapped at Elstoke. Edric is given the honour of commanding his own group of soldiers. When the Stillport force is freed, Edric expresses his belief that rescuing them was the just thing to do.

Following the Whitehill rescue of Deadwood Hill, Edric's efforts to rescue the women and children are recognised by Torrhen. While Axel is knighted for his actions and bravery, Edric is promised a reward of greater worth.
Alaessa Mason

Alaessa Mason is the first daughter of Gerard Mason.

**Rass was created by Entityofsalt.**

Alaessa is a seemingly agreeable and sweet girl, though she is anything but. She is the middle child of three and finds more interest in hunting and learning of history as well as some less-than-favorable (and violent)activities outside of the few activites she enjoys. She’s careful to cover up any messes she makes and whatever rumors start about her are quickly silenced with the blade of a knife.
Edd (Glenmore Guard)

—Namond Glenmore.
Edd is one of House Glenmore's Elite Guards.

#### Three Months Later

Edd is first seen accompanying Errol Glenmore when they come across Talia Forrester, Royland Degore and Derrock Crowl.

#### At Rillwater Crossing

Edd walks up to the Great Hall with Errol, Talia and Royland, but does not enter. It can be assumed he was returning to a post he has at Rillwater.

#### A Sinister Discovery

Edd is again seen when Talia and Royland arrive in the great hall following Lord Glenmore's summons. Namond orders him to restrain Royland and prevent him from kicking off.

### Sown in Sorrow

#### Talia I

After Torrhen threatens Kyra Glenmore, Edd restrains him. He is shot in the eye by Alanna Snow, and dies. Kyra shows shock and fear at his death.

 Death

Alanna shoots Edd in the eye.**Killed by:**

* Alanna Snow
Alicent Hardcastle

**Allegiance:** | **House Baratheon of King's Landing**
Mathis Hardcastle *(son)*
Daven Hardcastle *(son)*
Myranda Hardcastle *(daughter)*
Tommard Hardcastle *(son)*

Alicent Hardcastle is the Lady of House Hardcastle, a family based in the Stormlands. She was wed to Lord Stafford Hardcastle in her youth and has six children with him; four sons and two daughters.

## Character

Lady Alicent Hardcastle and Lord Stafford were wed in their youth. Hailing from the Riverlands, Alicent did not have to adapt much to life in the Stormlands, and often jokes that her arranged husband could have been 'worse than the buffoon she was given.'

Alicent is an industrious and driven woman, doing all she can to improve House Hardcastle's place in a difficult time, organising marriage pacts for her children to gather coin. It is often remarked that while her husband manages the soldiers, Lady Hardcastle is totally in control of the house's more intricate procedures.
James

* **Class**: L&YR Hughes Class 28 2-6-0 hybrid with Fowler tender
* **Designer**: George Hughes
* **Builder**: Horwich Works
* **Built**: 1912/1913
* **Configuration**: 2-6-0, originally 0-6-0
* **Arrived on Sodor**: 1923

**James** is a vain mixed-traffic engine.

## Bio

James was designed by George Hughes and built at Horwich Works in 1912/13 as an 0-6-0 with wooden brakes. Sometime after he was built, James was experimentally rebuilt with a pony truck, making him a 2-6-0. In 1923, James was sold to Sir Topham Hatt for mixed traffic duties, at which time he was still mix-traffic black. After his first accident, he had his front sandboxes removed, was rebuilt with proper brakes and a Fowler tender (due to his old one being badly wrecked from the crash), and repainted red with gold stripes and blue lining. He was troublesome when he returned, ruining Sir Topham Hatt's new top-hat with his steam and jarring his coaches so much that a brake pipe leaked. He was threatened to be painted blue (which James detests), but later promised to be useful again and made the line's worst trucks behave after being given a second chance. He also pulled the express for Gordon when the latter was switched off the main line, and went on strike along with Gordon and Henry. He later made rude remarks about Henry when he was using special coal, called Toby and Henrietta 'dirty objects', and subsequently got into an accident with some tar wagons.

He attended the Really Useful Award ceremony.

## Persona

James is very proud of his splendid red paintwork. He hates pulling trucks, and believes that he should only pull coaches. He thinks himself superior to the others, and can be shallow, boastful, and vain, particularly to those who appear old-fashioned, weak, slow, or dirty. This has caused him to have somewhat of a rivalry with Toby. However, on a number of occasions, he has found himself in need of help from those whom he has insulted and is, in the end, apologetic.

## Appearances

### Series 1

* The Really Useful Award, Dudley Does It Again
Clove

**Parents:** | Fat Wyl
 **Siblings:** | Biscuit *(sister)*
Pepper *(sister)*

**Clove** is the second daughter of Fat Wyl, the head cook at Highpoint, and Letty, bastard daughter of Jon Bole. She is the younger sister of Biscuit, and elder sister to Pepper and Lemon.

## Character

Not much is known about Clove. She is the second of Fat Wyl's children and while she is not yet old enough to serve House Whitehill, she sometimes helps her father prepare meals in the kitchens.

 Trivia

* Clove and her sisters, Biscuit, Pepper and Lemon are all named after food items, which may have something to do with their father being a cook.
Gregor the Red (Historical Figure)

**Relatives:** | Gregor's Sons *(descendants)*

**Gregor the Red** was the ancestor and founder of House Greyson.

## History

The Greysons were founded during the Age of Heroes. Their first member was a chieftain named Gregor the Red, whose descendants were referred to as his Sons.

Slowly, Gregor's name was condensed, and the clan became known as the Grey Sons, and when they were finally granted a lordship, they began calling themselves the Greysons.
Alexandra L'vovna

## Biografia

Alexandra L'vovna arriva sul fake nel gennaio del 2013 col nome *Gileky Efp*, grazie ad un'amica - a quei tempi lettrice accanita - che le consiglia varie letture di FanFiction.

Comincia col scrivere Fanfiction, ma passa ad originali drammatiche, introspettive, horror e thriller dove affronta tematiche come la *psicosi* o semplici fatti di quotidianità.

Cambia nome svariate volte in *Njghtvision* *Efp* e *Radioactjve* *Efp*, per poi arrivare ad Alexandra L'vovna - che spera tutt'ora di conservare fino alla fine dei tempi.

Passa molto - *troppo*, a dire il vero - tempo sul suo profilo facebook, dove scrive cose imbarazzanti e disagiate su ship (attori, pittori, scrittori), serie tv, ragazzi carini che le portano volantini sin davanti la porta di casa, personaggi di fantasia e celebrity crush. Nomina continuamente una potenza - a cui crede, obv - superiore al creatore, ovvero *Efestione*, al quale dedicherà una religione, sicura del raggiungimento dell'apice nei trend di Twitter, prima o poi.

Una sua brutta - bruttissima!- abitudine è quella di inziare sempre nuove serie tv, quando quelle completate sono decisamente troppo poche, d'altronde come le sue storie.

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## Storie

* Crossroads of life. (Long sospesa)
* Il ricordo di te.
* Memories about us.
* Noi e Parigi.
* Psychotic mind.
* The middle of madness.
* Violated.
Ashara Ashwood

—Ashara flirts with Josera Snow.
**Ashara Ashwood** is the sixth child of Lord Ashwood, and his first daughter trueborn or otherwise. She resides at Westmount with her numerous siblings, half-siblings and step-siblings, and is currently unmarried, though a marriage would present an important alliance.

## Character

Ashara has a strong, dominant personality. While typical of northern Ladies, Ashara has a tendency to outmatch men of higher stature thanks to her bluntness and observational skills. She grew up to be more like her father than her mother, but her coldness even outmatches his.

As the eldest sister, she is a role model to her younger trueborn and bastard sisters, but each has latched onto different aspects of her personality; Lyanna was drawn to her sense of entitlement, while Alysanne was drawn to her strength.

Ashara has a strong bond with her brother, Remus, who is basically a bodyguard. She was initially drawn to him as he listened instead of speaking, allowing her to take control of a situation when any of her other brothers would if they were present.

## Appearance

Ashara has her father's sharp features; pointed nose and chin, sharp cheekbones and brown eyes. She has dark brown hair and her mother's freckles.

In terms of clothing, Ashara prefers to wear scarves or high-necked dresses, often keeping her throat concealed. Her clothes are mostly dark red or black with silver or grey trim.

## Season Two AU

### Ashes and Snow

Ashara arrives at Ironrath with her brother, Remus, and is captured by Gryff who attempts to force her to marry him.

### Ever Higher

Ashara is in a cage with Remus. She tells Gryff that if he frees her she will marry him. Gryff smugly approaches the cart and says he knew she'd come around, but Ashara merely grabs him by the chest and slams his head into the cage bars, laughing at his gullibility as he yells at her.

## Appearances

 Ryon III
 Talia VI
First Highpoint Greyscale Outbreak

Leaders| * Ludd Whitehill

Casualties| * Helga Manderly
* Sylvia Cranewing

The **First Highpoint Greyscale Outbreak** is an event taking place in the lifespan of the Forrester-Whitehill conflict.

At the beginning of Ludd Whitehill's tenure as Lord of Highpoint, the Whitehills' seat of Highpoint was racked with the terrible disease, Greyscale.

## History

No more than a year or three after Ludd Whitehill's father and brother were slain, the new Lord had to deal with a terrible disease running rampant through his keep.

Brought on by the damp conditions of a long, rainy season, Greyscale began to crop up in members of the smallfolk before spreading through soldiers and eventually some nobles.

Ludd Whitehill's mother, Helga, and his sister in law were among the casualties. As a result of the latter's death, Ludd attempted to send the woman's now-orphaned daughter, Marya, to Warrick Bastion to be rid of her.

His wife, Erena, instead sent the girl to foster at House Pike to save her from the torment that would occur under the "care" of the Warricks.
Moki

Moki è il gatto malefico della Regina Imperatrice Lily Smith.

Grazie a lui, il Re Imperatore ha riconosciuto il diritto dei Gatti nel poter mirare a conquistare piccole città controllate comunque dal Re Imperatore.

Moki ha infatti fondato *Mokilandia,* un paese del quale la posizione è tenuta nascosta dal Re Imperatore per motivi di sicurezza. Si pensa che ad abitarla siano tutti i Gatti Malefici.

## Nomignoli

Alexandra L'vovna lo ha chiamato *Mokino* sotto un post Facebook pubblicato dalla Regina Imperatrice. Al momento il Gatto Malefico non ha espresso disgusto nell'uso del nomignolo.
Cotter

**Cotter**is a builder of the Night's Watch who later deserted with Gared Tuttle and Finn. He was sent to the Wall for stealing weaponry with a group of wildlings, but passed himself off as a local - but later claimed his reason for being at the Wall was because he stole potatoes to feed himself and his sister.

## Character

### Personality

Cotter was something of a kleptomanic, unable to keep himself from stealing even when he promised he would not. Despite this habit he was fairly kind and docile but was relatively untrained in the ways of proper combat.

### History

Cotter was born to Ilga and an unknown man near the settlement of Hardhome in 273 AL. Cotter's father died while he was young and his mother formed a relationship with a man named Kauldr. Sylvi was born when Cotter was fifteen years old, and Kauldr died later that year. After a troublesome two years Cotter and his family were forced out of their village because the villagers were afraid of his half-sister.

It is unknown what happened to their mother, but it has been rumoured that she ventured north and did not come back. Cotter since cared for his sister until he ventured south of the Wall for weapons and was captured. Passing himself off as a local, Cotter was sentenced to join the watch where he met Gared Tuttle - who intended to venture to the North Grove.

Cotter struck a deal with him, attempted to get north to reunite with Sylvi, as well as find the North Grove for unknown personal reasons. Cotter successfully reunited with his sister following desertion with Gared and another ranger named Finn, but he was injured during a skirmish with wildlings. His wound festered and by the time they reached the North Grove he was on his deathbed.

Persuaded by Elsera Snow, Gared cut out Cotter's heart in a blood sacrifice ritual, ultimately ending his life.
Red Wind

Arrivata sul fake il 20 Giugno 2014, Red Wind è finora sfuggita ai controlli di Zucchina, non necessitando mai di cambiare nome. Scrive prevalentemente Originali, spaziando tra vari generi.

## Biografia

Red Wind (25 Giugno 1998), da sempre amante della lettura, usava sfogare la sua fantasia inventando storie, ma, fino all'età di 14 anni, è stata troppo pigra per scrivere più di qualche riga. Con il possesso di un tablet, però, si materializza la possibilità di scrivere comodamente e "in segreto", prerogativa imprescindibile per la Red Wind dell'epoca. Inizia quindi la sua prima storia, che però interrompe mesi dopo per mancanza di ispirazione. In seguito, si appassiona talmente a One Piece da entrare inconsapevolmente nel suo fandom, per poi, attraverso una sere di tappe, scoprire l'esistenza delle fanfiction. Ne scrive una a quattro mani con la sua migliore amica (conosciuta sul fake come Grace Sky), ovviamente su One Piece. Una volta scoperto EFP, riprende a scrivere anche per conto suo e, tramite Zanna, viene a sapere dell'esistenza del mondo del fake. Il passo per l'iscrizione è brevissimo e in seguito, contagiata dai suoi amici di facebook, entra nel tunnel senza fine delle fangirl.

Oltre alle già citate lettura e scrittura, Red Wind studia violoncello e ama molto la musica in generale, il suo gruppo preferito sono i Pentatonix su cui attualmente disagia anche troppo. Da quando possiede strumenti tecnologici per lo streaming è diventata un'appassionata di serie tv, che prima poteva soltanto vedere in televisione, tanto che scrive recensioni per un sito. Ama molto gli animali e non ne disdegna nessuno, mostrando un certo interesse in generale per la scienza e in particolare per la medicina.

## Opere

Dopo la prima esperienza nel fandom di One Piece insieme a Grace (sotto lo pseudonimo di Robin\_\_and\_\_Nami98), si dedica prevalentemente alle Originali. Debutta pubblicando una favoletta scritta in passato, intitolata “My upside down love”, poi si dedica a una banalissima long romantica che, a sua stessa detta, non cancella soltanto per via delle belle recensioni ricevute. Con più impegno, invece, riprende la sua prima vecchia storia, “Aegyptus”, pensata come una serie fantasy composta da più parti. Inizia anche una raccolta incentrata su una delle protagoniste (Memorie di una ribelle), con cui vince il suo primo contest. Cambia completamente genere con “Lo strano caso della sinfonia n.9”, un breve giallo in sei capitoli, ambientato alla fine dell'800, che, paragonato alle altre sue storie, raggiunge un buon successo piazzandosi tra le più popolari della sezione. L'unica fanfiction finora scritta sotto il nome di Red Wind è “Coming Home”, una minilong su Dr. House di cui va particolarmente fiera nonostante lo scarso successo.

## Storie ~~più lette~~ preferite dall'autrice

* Lo strano caso della sinfonia n.9[1]
* Coming Home[2]
* Aegyptus - Il risveglio di Seth [3]
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## Biografia

Rosie arriva sul fake il 5 gennaio 2014 con il nome JulieHudson EFP. Successivamente lo cambierà in Rosie Kytalpha Derrison.

   Su EFP è conosciuta come Kytalpha ed è solita scrivere principalmente FanFiction su fandom come: Once Upon a Time, l'Universo Marvel, Doctor Who, e Fairy Tail. Recentemente si è avvicinata con più passione alla scrittura di originali di genere horror, introspettive, distopiche, post apocalittiche, e fantascientifiche.

Sul suo profilo Facebook è sempre disposta ad aiutare altri suoi colleghi scrittori e a discutere su varie serie televisive come Game of Thrones, Hannibal, Sense8, Orange is the New Black, e molte altre.

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## Storie più lette

1. **Painting Flowers**
2. **Perchè tu come la notte ed io come il giorno.**
3. **Arubinoraion (アルビノライオン).**
4. **The Space-Time Man.**
Future Timeline

The **"Future Timeline"**, affectionately known as **"A Game of Kids and Fluff"** is a potential future that may take place depending on how the Season Two AU ends. For all intents and purposes, it can be seen as an AU of an AU.

## Point-of-view Characters

* Harrold Forrester
* Elyse Whitehill

## Characters Featured

* Harrold Forrester
* Elisabeth Forrester
* Ashlynn Forrester
* Godric Forrester
* Mira Forrester *(daughter of Rodrik)*

* Ryon Forrester
* Roslin Snow
* Karl Whitehill *(son of Torrhen)*
* Elyse Whitehill
* Warrick Whitehill
* Meredyth Whitehill
* Arthur Glenmore *(son of Namond)*
* Minisa Glenmore
* Owen Glenmore
* Aregelle Brownbarrow
* Jeyne Brownbarrow
* Rosey Greyson
* Leyla Branch
* Kyra Mason
* Mila Thornton
* Kyra Brownbarrow
* Rickard Brownbarrow
* Winnie Bole
* Lyanna Ashwood
* Valeris Glenmore
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Number One Drug

*Ah, Bikini Bottom. A perfect name for a town in a kids show. Luckily this isn't a kids show! Anyway, Bikini Bottom is home to many creatures including SpongeBob who lives in a..... pineapple?*

SpongeBob: (steps out of the house) That's me, bitches!

*Yes, that's SpongeBob all right...*

**Have you heard about the birds? Maybe the bees? What about SpongeBob haven't you heard? The Birds, The Bees and SpongeBob!**

[*The scene cuts to The Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is grilling up Krabby Patties*]

SpongeBob: This is ridiculous! I'm 40 and forced to work at this shitty restaurant! They should've changed the name to The Krusty Crap years ago!

Squidward: (through window) But I thought you loved this place?

SpongeBob: I did but I've worked here all my life! 20 years I've been here! 20 f\*\*\*\*\*g years!

Squidward: Well it's like I always say. I take the order and you cook it. You give it to the customer and we start again. We do this for fifty years the we die! So if you're not happy shove all your curse words up Krabs' mouth!

SpongeBob: No Squidward, you don't understand!

Squidward: I've worked here longer than you and I hate it here! Bet you don't know how I feel!

SpongeBob: But Squi-

Squidward: SPONGEBOB! I've hated this pile of shit far longer than you have and I've worked here since I was twelve and I've always hated it. And just now your mouth barfs out your stinking f-bombs right now! You're an a\*\*\*\*\*e, that's what you are! An a\*\*\*\*\*e!

Customer: Yeah I'd like a- (Squidward fires a gun at him)

Squidward: Do you get what I mean now?

SpongeBob: Sure. (to himself) I wish this place would get more exciting.

Speakers: Ding dong! Can all employees please report to Mr. Craps- I mean Krabs' office please.

[*Scene shows SpongeBob and Squidward entering Mr. Krabs' office*]

SpongeBob: Why'd you call us here, Eugene?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, it's nothing I suppose. Just that I found this! (holds up a red bottle labelled Mind Drug)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Mr. Krabs you couldn't!

Mr. Krabs: Oh yes I could.

Squidward: A mind drug? What's a mind drug?

Mr. Krabs: Try it. (Squidward drinks it and starts twerking)

SpongeBob: What's he doing? (Squidward acts like a chicken)

Mr. Krabs: I dunno, the drink just has awkward side effects. (Squidward poops out a egg)

SpongeBob: (picks up the egg) Yum. (throws it out of the window)

Mr. Krabs: Good lad, you won't need that where you're going.

SpongeBob: Where exactly am I- No! I am not drinking that!

Mr. Krabs: Why? I need more test subjects! (Squidward runs into the dining area and screaming can be heard)

SpongeBob: You son of a bitch! Look what he's doing now! (weird noises are heard)

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, he turned on my cheap television!

SpongeBob: Obviously but we can't let the bottomites drink that!

Mr. Krabs: Your right, I'll alter it a bit and release it tomorrow.

[*bubbles come in as the day passes. At about lunchtime Mr. Krabs walks into SpongeBob's work space*]

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! The mind drug is complete! (he holds up a bottle labelled milk)

SpongeBob: Milk... yeah. Get out of my life, bitch. (storms off)

Mr. Krabs: See ya!
Lily Smith

## Biografia

Lily Smith arriva a scombussolare le vite delle persone sul fake nel (non molto) lontano Marzo del 2014, sotto il nome di *FinnickBane Efp*, condividendo il profilo con una sua amica: Lily sotto lo pseudonimo di Finnick, l'amica sotto quello di Bane. Il loro nome, però, a quanto pare, non andava a genio a Facebook, così è stato ridotto in un semplice *FinnickBane* per non creare troppi problemi. La nostra eroina, infine, nel Marzo del 2015 crea il suo profilo personale, *Mary Smith*, nome che poi cambierà nell'attuale *Lily Smith*.

Si iscrive su Efp nel novembre del 2013 e nel Gennaio 2015 approda anche su Wattpad, usando su entrambe le piattaforme il Nick-name "FinnickBane".

Pubblica storie originali, come *"Il Diario Segreto di Fabio"*, definito da lei stessa "Il suo gioiellino". Seguono poi *"I Diari Segreti Maschili"* e *"I Diari Segreti Femminili",* fanfiction sui pensieri personali di vari personaggi dei libri.

## Storie più lette

A pari merito: *I Diari Segreti Maschili* e *I Diari Segreti Femminili.*

## Matrimonio con Danpo

Spezza i cuori di molte persone sul Fake, grazie alla sua storia con Danpo Augusto. Nonostante il suo folle amore per Sam Claflin e Derek Sheperd, a Luglio conosce Danpo e lì è colpo di fulmine. Nonostante le differenze, i due scoprono di amarsi alla follia, così, senza aspettare troppo, organizzano per il 7 Ottobre il loro matrimonio.

Tutt'ora aspettano un erede al trono di Danpilandia, per il quale non hanno ancora concordato un nome (e Lily minaccia di scegliere da sola "Robert Sam Danpo", ma non lo farà perché in fondo ama troppo Danpo).

La loro coppia è, quindi, Canon, e viene shippata da molte persone, sotto il nome di "Dinna" (Danpo + Finna). Convertitevi anche voi alla Dinna, plebei!

## Citazioni

"È un bel giorno per salvare delle vite"

Si, perché in realtà è sua e non di Derek Sheperd.
Greta Whitehill

—Greta commends her husband, Torrhen.

**Greta Whitehill** (née **Bole**) is the thirdborn child and eldest daughter of Lord Warrick and Lady Brigitte Bole. She spent the majority of her life as the primary caretaker of her ill father and younger sister until marrying Torrhen Whitehill, to whom she bore his heir - Karl Whitehill - and adopted his bastard daughter, Roslin Snow, as if the girl were her own.

## Character

### Personality

A kind, compassionate woman, Greta tries to find the good in every person she meets, even if they aren't deserving of such treatment.

Her nearly blind trust in others has caused her trouble in the past, often leading to heartbreak, or even intense emotional trauma. Still, Greta remains an optimistic force, always willing to look on the bright side of things.

Though she may come off as spacey and a bit foolish, Greta can have moments of clarity and intelligence. As a young girl, she sat on her father's council, and listened to the men's conversations.

She rarely contributed (and when she did her opinions were more often than not shot down or laughed at), but those years of listening had made her wise to the ways a household worked.

Greta's extremely protective of her family and children. Her sweetness will quickly sour if she finds herself or anyone she loves being threatened. After marrying into the Whitehills and being around her husband, Torrhen, this aspect of her personality has only strengthened. Shedding her timidness, Greta has evolved into a woman with a strong mind.

### Appearance

Greta inherited the fairness of the Boles, though she still maintains the bright green eyes of her mother's family. Her blonde hair is kept long and slightly wavy with a single braid going down the back.

She often dresses in olive greens, light browns, and pale yellows, though she also likes red-violets and blues. Greta has a habit of making faces, especially under times of emotional distress, which can lead to misunderstandings or humorous encounters.

## Appearances

 Rodrik II

 Ryon III
 Talia VI
Have you ever met Peter Griffin?

(scene cuts to a theatre stage)

**Announcer:** Ladies, gentlefish, anybody who isn't Travis, welcome to Spongy Questions! Please welcome our host, the absorbent, yellow SpongeBob SquareBrain! (SpongeBob enters and sits on a red chair opposite to Patrick)

SpongeBob: Thank you, thank you. Now, before we begin do you know what we didn't do last episode?

Patrick: We didn't bring the strippers out.

SpongeBob: Umm... no. You didn't open Gary's letter!

Patrick: Oh right.

SpongeBob: Now who wrote last episode?

Camera Man: Calaz.

SpongeBob: We're screwed. (laughter) Anyway time to answer some...

Audience: Spongy Questions!

SpongeBob: Exactly! (hands Patrick a drill) Pat, now you can't ruin the running gag. Anyway, let's get to the point! RadioGuy24 asks:

Did you ever visit SpongeBob Wiki? If yes, what are your favorite pages?

SpongeBob: I... I... I have a wiki?

Camera Man: And a fanon one.

SpongeBob: (voices changes) That's really creepy.

Patrick: SpongeBob, get into character. We go through this all the time in the rehearsals.

SpongeBob: (clears throat) Sorry, Patrick. (his voice goes back to normal) TheCreepyPastaLover asks:

**When will the third episode come out?**

SpongeBob: ... (cricket chirp) Itsshehahn, Itsshehahnbro asks:

**Do you know Peter Griffin?**

SpongeBob: Do I know Peter Griffin? (rips the mask from his face revealing Peter Griffin)

Peter Griffin: I am Peter Griffin! (sarcastically) Shock horror, I know!

Patrick: You're Peter Griffin?

SpongeBob: Nope.

Patrick: How'd you...

SpongeBob: (points to his right) This direction... In reality I'm also Perry, Dipper, Julien, Bob, Micheal Jackson, Debby, Jim, Timbuktu, B-Dog...

Patrick: Wow... Who's Perry? I mean...

**Who's Perry?**

SpongeBob: Don't ask me! Unfortunately that's all the time we have today,

Patrick: But up next is a show! Bye! I love you! X x x!

SpongeBob: And we'd appreciate it if you sent us some would you rathers! (clapping)
The Apocalypse Stone

(black screen)

Zach: (narrating) Hi there, random fellow from SpongeFan Wiki. I bet you have no jellyfishing idea who I am. Well, Imma gonna tell ya. Here's the deal: (shows a image of SpongeBob) SpongeBob marries Stephanie (a image of Stephanie comes on) and they move to Jellyfish Falls. (a sign reading 'Welcome to Jellyfish Falls' appears) They decide to have a kid and somehow get twins. Me (Zach appears on screen) and Hannah. (Hannah appears) We've lived our little helpless lives-

Hannah: (offscreen) We're not helpless.

Zach: (narrating) little lives thinking Jellyfish Falls was a normal town. Well guess what, IT ISN'T! (The screen shows Zach and Hannah hiding behind a rock as zombies chase the citizens) I bet you wanna know how we got in this mess. Well, looks like I'm gonna have to tell you. (sigh) Was that good enough?

Hannah: (offscreen) Umm... TAKE THIRTY! (theme song. The scene cuts to SpongeBob's pineapple. The screen then cuts to the living room. SpongeBob is watching TV and Zach is reading a book. Hannah bursts in) ZACH! You'll never guess what happened!

Zach: (sigh) Your tooth fell out.

Hannah: How'd you guess?

Zach: You're kinda literally holding it in yor hand.

Hannah: (Looks at her hand) Oh.
The ACNK Movie (film)

(The Universal Pictures fanfare comes on. Patrick can be heard humming along. It ends and shows the Star Car Movies fanfare, Patrick is in his car like usual. Kenny, in his live action form, runs on screen.)

Kenny: Patrick, they're here.

Patrick: WHAT!? (runs off screen. The scene cuts to Kenny laying in a bed with Benny. Kenny gets out and runs into the bathroom.)
I fan di Danpo

I fan di Danpo sono i più fighi di tutti e costituiscono il fandom più figo e puzzolente del mondo. Recentemente è stato scoperto che da bambini erano ancora più fighi e la loro bellezza è contagiosa.

Si narra infatti che, una volta entrati nel gruppo supersegreto di Danpo, si diventerà immediatamente bellissimi e fighissimi fino alla fine dei tempi.

I fan di Danpo devono seguire delle regole in particolare

1. Amare Danpo come se non ci fosse un domani. Anche se per entrare in uno dei gruppo supersegreti non è necessario sapere vita, morte e miracoli di Danpo. Basta conoscerlo. Il resto verrà da sè.
2. Accettare la Dinna come canon.
3. Essere sempre presenti oppure Danpo vi metterà al rogo.

## Il gruppo su Whatsapp

Il 19 Gennaio 2015, per ordine di Lily Smith (Ai tempi presente sul fake solo con l'account FinnckBane, da qui la Dinna), Alexandra L'volvona e Gracie Gravida, nasce il gruppo su Whatsapp.

Per lungo tempo viene chiamato *Danpo 4 president*, di recente il gruppo ha cambiato nome in *Fate puzza Fansi* e poi *Danpo 4 King*.
Kiss The Box

(scene cuts to outside The Chum Bucket)

Narrator: Ahh, the sea. Home to the delicous chum of The Ch- OK, who wrote this script? I am not saying this wonderful stuff about The-

**We are currently experiencing technical difficulties. Our team of highly trained Planktons are just fixing the issue.**

Italian Narrator: Oggi nel Chum Bucket Karen è in corso una piccola vacanza. (scene cuts to inside the restaurant. Karen is heading out the door with suitcases)

Plankton: No! Don't leave me Karen, please! I'll do anything! Anything!

Karen: I'm sorry but I've already payed. Besides, I'm only going away for a week!

Plankton: (doggy eyes) But you're my love, my everything!

Karen: I don't care. (leaves)

Plankton: No! (falls to the floor)

American Narrator: What happens next? Find out next episode!

Card: Next episode.

Plankton: No! She left me! What on earth can I do?

Patrick: You could find a friend.

Plankton: That's a great idea! But how'd you get in here?

Patrick: You left the window open.

Plankton: Oh.

Patrick: Now why did I come here? Nevermind. (leaves)

Plankton: So, how do I get a friend? Gosh, I haven't had a friend in years my head hurts when I think about friends. I know! I could make a friend! It'll take weeks to build a new robot though. I know! (he exits screen and comes back with a box) This'll have to do. (sighs) Time to bring out the markers! (bubbles cut to Plankton drawing a face on the box) It looks just like her! I'll call her... Ariel. What do ya say to a chum lunch? (scene cuts to them eating chum) So, do you come here often? (the box falls) Oops. (he picks it up) There you go, why don't we go and have a Krabby Patty? (scene cuts to The Krusty Krab) One Krabby Patty for Ariel.

Squidward: Who's Ariel?

Plankton: The box.

Squidward: Oh right. SpongeBob! One Krabby Patty for... Ariel. So why are you friends with a... box?

Plankton: Karen went on vacation for a week, so she's a friend to keep me company.

Squidward: Okay...

Plankton: I think I'll let somebody else watch the flock tonight, huh.

Squidward: This is creeping me out.

Plankton: (in a girls voice) Oh yes Plankton, maybe we should go on a date. (scene cuts to them eating sausages at a table) This is nice, and relaxing. (lights a candle) Aah... (Karen bursts through the door)

Karen: Sheldon! What are you doing?

Plankton: (throws the box out the window) I er... was preparing a meal for us.

Karen: Oh Sheldon!
Alyce Branch

**Alyce Branch** was the former Lady of House Branch, the first wife of Harlow and mother of Myriame and Garath. She died of a sickness of the bowels. Alyce was born into House Draper.

## History and Character

At the age of twenty, it was decided that Alyce was fit to be married off. Her father, the then Lord Draper, initially planned for her to marry into another Stillport house, but later came up with a plan to marry her to Lyam Branch, the youngest son of House Branch.

Unfortunately, the marriage never happened, as just days before they were due to wed, Lyam left to join the Night's Watch. Not wanting the Drapers to feel slighted, Harlow Branch, the eldest son, was offered in his brother's place, to which Lord Draper accepted.

The marriage between the two was not known to be particularly loving, however the two of them had a mutual understanding and respect for one another. Alyce went on to bear Harlow two children, and perhaps may have given him more if not for her untimely death.

Alyce died in the middle of 283 AL, after suffering from what was believed to be a sudden (and brief) sickness of the bowels. However, unknown to many, she was suffering from the effects of poison, which had been given to her as part of a conspiracy to murder her by Jocelyn Branch and Ferris. After her death, her remains were laid to rest in her beloved home of Stillport.

When alive, Alyce was known to be a good and kind woman, very trusting of others, and often wore her heart on her sleeve. Alyce was well-known for her piety, and could be found frequently praying in the sept at Two Towers.

## Appearance

Alyce was a small and dainty woman. Like most members of House Draper, she had tanned skin, and light coloured eyes, and was considered to be a highly desirable bride. She often wore clothes that she made herself. Her daughter, Myriame, is said to look a lot like her. Unlike most Drapers, Alyce had blonde hair, which she kept loose or in a small up-do.
Help Needed

(Scene cuts to outside a hospital)

**26 Years Ago**

(Scene cuts to inside the hospital, Margaret is in bed)

Harold: I can't believe it's happening! The baby is coming! Push honey, push!

Margaret: I'm trying! Get his bear from the car, will you?

Harold: I'm on it! (runs offscreen as the scene cuts back to outside)

Margaret: (offscreen) It's here! He's here! And he's a... girl? (scene cuts back to the hospital as Harold enters with the bear)

Harold: I'm back! Wait, is that a girl?

Margaret: A girl it is.

Harold: What should we name her?

Margaret: We can't call her SpongeBob! I like... Lucy.

Harold: Lucy? That's a nice name!

Doctor: Lucy it is then. (Lucy opens her eyes)

Lucy: Mama! Papa! (crys)

Harold: Calm down Lucy, daddy's here. (he gives Lucy the bear)

Lucy: (laughs)

Doctor: I know you'll make great parents.

Narrator: Have you ever wondered is SpongeBob never happened?

**SpongeGone SquarePants**

(scene cuts to Margaret's house. She is playing with Lucy)

Narrator: Yes, you got it. In this universe instead of SpongeBob we got Lucy. Of course she was born to the same parents but she wasn't SpongeBob. She had other dreams. SpongeBob wanted to be a fry cook, (shows Lucy dancing) Lucy wanted to be a ballerina. SpongeBob was to annoy, (shows Lucy laughing) Lucy was all in for humour. You see, Lucy was different.

Lucy: Mama! Papa!

Margaret: Clever girl!

Narrator: But no SpongeBob led to a terrible disaster. (scene cuts to The Krusty Krab) What could The Krusty Krab do without SpongeBob?

**26 Years Later**

(Scene cuts to inside The Krusty Krab, Squidward is in his boat)
Meras Anderson

## Biografia:

Meras Anderson approda sul fake nel 2013. Conosciuta inizialmente con il nome *Meras Efp*, successivamente lo

   cambia in *Meras Anderson.*

Più comunemente conosciuta su Efp e Wattpad con il nome "\_merasavia" (Precedentemente *Meras9100* su Efp), scrive principalmente su *Jennifer Lawrence* e *Josh Hutcherson*, ma le sue storie sono incentrate principalmente su quest'ultimo.

Ha scritto anche qualcosa su *Hunger Games* e nei tempi dell'infanzia anche qualche storia amatoriale sul cartone animato che amava, *Code Lyoko.*

Nell'agosto del 2015 ha iniziato a seguire American horror Story, l'unica serie TV che l'abbia appassionata veramente (A parte del terza serie), avrebbe intenzione di iniziarne altre, ma nessuna la convince più di tanto.

Specializzata principalmente sul genere drammatico e angst, a volte nelle sue storie ci aggiunge un pizzico di romantico e psicologico, ma non scrive mai su dei triangoli amorosi, in quanto questi ultimi non le vanno proprio a genio.

Impazzisce per la saga di *Harry Potter*, per il libro *Ragazzo da parete*e per tantissimi libri classici.

Ha scritto anche alcune storie originali, ma per svariati motivi queste non verranno mai pubblicate né su Efp, né su Wattpad.

Su Facebook è conosciuta principalmente come una delle Hutchers più sfegatata, in quanto nutre una profonda ossessione per Joshua Ryan Hutcherson.

Attrice mancata e scrittrice in (finta) carriera e in (finto) stato d'ebbrezza.

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## L'amore per il cinema:

Fin da quando era una bambina in fasce Meras ha da sempre sviluppato un incondizionato amore verso il cinema e il teatro. Grande appassionata di recitazione e arte drammatica, il suo sogno più oscuro è quello di poter andare a LA, per girare un film. Ma non tutto è possibile, quindi vabbe'.

Da anni cerca di corrompere i suoi genitori per iscriverla ai corsi di arte drammatica e pare che ci stia riuscendo (o forse quei poveretti si sono tanto rotti i boccini di sentila parlare), resta il fatto che la Anderson vive nella convinzione che diventerà famosa, incontrerà Joshua Ryan Hutcherson sul set un film famoso e lo sposerà.

Si innamora ancora di più del mondo del cinema dopo aver visto backstage e robe varie dei film, ma ciò che le fa decidere di inseguire il suo sogno è la pellicola *L'attimo fuggente*, uno dei pochi film per cui ha versato veri lacrimoni.

## Fanfiction Famose:

1. Indelible Signs;
2. Indelible Smiles;
3. Indelible Scars;

## Quotes:

*"Saprai guardare il mondo con gli occhi di chi vede le cose per la prima volta ... E ti giuro che è bellissimo"* (Da *Indelible Scars*)

*"Era qualcosa distante dall'amore, ma che allo stesso tempo ci aveva a che fare"*(Da *A Little of Love*)

*"'E poi andò via, tornando a rifugiarsi nella sua piccola casa, dove nascondeva tutti i suoi incubi terribili, nascondeva anche le tele perfette dai disegni peggiori, cercava di celare la terra sotto cui aveva seppellito la speranza"* (Da *Far Away*)
Have you met Winnie the Pooh?

(scene cuts to what appears to be a room with two red couches facing each other)
Announcer: Ladies, Gentlefishes and wikians, it's time for Spongey Questions! (clapping is heard as SpongeBob enters and sits down. Patrick sits on the opposite chair)

SpongeBob: Thank you, thank you. You are so kind. Now shh! (they stop clapping) Right. We all know why we're here, right? It's time to answer some...

Audience: Spongey Questions!

SpongeBob: Ok. You know the drill, I know the drill, Patrick's got the drill. (laughter)

Patrick: No I don't.

SpongeBob: Right then. If you could very kindly bring out yesterdays mail, Squidward. (Squidward hands him some letters) Much appreciated.

Gary: (with letter in mouth) Meow.

SpongeBob: Ah Gary. If you could give that one to Patrick he'll open it in just a tick. (Gary gives Patrick the letter) Ok, RadioGuy42 asks:

*What's the good thing about being a sponge in your opinion?*

SpongeBob: That's a tough one. Well Mr. Radio, sponges are great at loads of things. They have many talents. I for one have this party trick I've wanted to share with Squidward for a while now. (He sucks up all the water and Patrick, Squidward, Gary and the crowd go red. He then lets the water go) Hope your all not too dry! Ha ha. You see at the end of the day sponges are a-okay! TheCreepyPastaLover asks:

*Do you have a crush?*

SpongeBob: A crush? (his cheeks brighten up then go back to normal) You mean like a monster truck? Nah, haven't had one in years! Calaz asks:

*What do you eat for breakfast every morning?*

SpongeBob: I eat Krabby Patties twenty four seven. Ghastlyop asks:

*Have you ever met Winnie The Pooh?*

SpongeBob: Quite a while back. I used him as my rug, he was too rough so I took him to the second hand shop.

Patrick: You mean that one down the road? I take my hands there all the time. TheCreepyPastaLover 2.0 asks:

*Why are you Square?*

SpongeBob: I'm not, I'm a rectangular sponge.

Patrick: And I'm a circle. (he opens his letter revealing a picture of some poop) Who sent this?

SpongeBob: Unfortunately that is all the questions we have time for today. Keep sending us your Q&A and check out my internet stalker forums!

Patrick: But right now on Nicktoons, Sanjay & Craig!