Inkling Girl

"I'll create a new world, one that has no need for Gods!"

Inkling Girl was just your run of the mill Squid citizen that had absolutely nothing of note to her name and was a long-time hater of divine beings. She was added to Character Kart Racing in the game's final DLC and had to be unlocked by beating the new Grand Prix cup with a place of last or better.

## Bio

It was Inkling Girl's dream to win a splatfest competition and prove to the world that she was not just another face in the shadows. Rife with motivation, she began a strict training regeme to hone her skills to a fine art. It should be noted that she even skipped out on mandatory Octoling genocide days just to keep training.

Her first entrance to a Splatfest was at age 8, where she was promptly obliterated by her own teammates as tartget practice. Humiliated, she went back home to seek some comfort from her mother who did naught but sell her off to a shady group of people in an alleyway so she could buy more methanphetamine.

After 3 years of escape attempts, Inkling Girl finally managed to escape when the train she was being transported in came under fire by a leigon of sea cucumbers wielding welding equipment. The chaos afforded her the chance to leave. By an act of sheer coincidence the train was ambushed right outside her home town and she was able to return to her reomorseful mother, who had since turned into a horse. Steeled from her experience she was able to enter the next Splatfest at age 12 and was able to fend of a couple of her teammates before once again getting obliterated for sport thinly veiled as target practice.

Her subsequent 4 Splatfests saw more and more pomising reults, with her 6th Splatfest seeing her actually survive target practice long enough to partake in the main event. Performance in said Splatfest was above expectations for an Inkling who has only been seen on the battlefield once, but the attention of attendees was focused solely on her team's captain Robbie Rotten. Robbie pulled of a 720 backflip onto a grindrail combo on his skateboard mid battle and decapitated a rival. Nobody paid no mind to Inkling Girl to the extent that she wasn't even invited to the pariticipant after party. Her now horse mother was not capable of critical thinking so was unable to console her.

At age 17 she partook in her 7th Splatfest. The weather on the event's intital day was alarmingly unseasonable, however fan demand to see the return of Robbie Rotten was so high that the event had no choice but to proceed. 32 minutes into the start of the event, a catacalismic tear formed into the sky. Lighning and rain hammered through the now apparent portal and sought to bring the kingdom of Inkland to it's knees. As most of the land's deinizens deteriorated in the rain, Inkling Girl had gathered up enough luck to run into a raincoat somewhere on the battlefield and was able to claw at a chance of survival. She dipped and dodged through a seemingly neverending stream of collapsing buildings. After 12 minutes of total societal collapse Inkling Girl turned her head towards the tear at the exact moment a beautiful Goddess decended through it.

"This land has bore no fruit. A dead land serves no purpose in existence", her voice sung about the oppresive downpoar. "Bow with dignity and accept it's cleansing".

Enraged by what stood before her, Inkling girl took up arms with a dislodged Stop sign she saw strewed across a ruined road. All the time she had spent evading the shady alley way people had taught her parkor. She leaped through the skeletal remains of the city and mastefully soared up higher on the still falling debris. The unknown Goddess before her was locked in her sights and not a force of nature could stop her. After barely noticing Inkling Girl's comparitively tiny from barreling towards her, the Goddess began actively trying to repell the now apparent attacker with masterful strikes of lightning. However it was useless to stop Inkling Girl as her time with the shady alleyway people had also engraved the art of dodging deep upon her vengeful soul.

Inkling Girl soon found herself stood uptop a convieniently still standing skyscraper, facing down her adversiary before her. The Goddess was miffed that such a puny creature could stand against her. A ditch attempt to squash the squid girl with a chunk of debris quickly became a moot effort as Inkling Girl was quick to launch into the air and slash the debris in half. Inkling Girl used one half of the debris to jump up towards her adversary.

"Inconcievable. I am a God, how dare you stand in opposition to my will?"

Inkling Girl paid no mind to the Goddess's demanding question. With a firm grasp her weapon and the forward momentum she had, Inkling girl made a powerful vertical slash up the length of the Goddess. A mesmarising prismatic fluid was launched high up into the sky, painting the metropolitan graveyard below with a hypnotic lightshow when a bolt of lightning beamed through it.

"God's don't bleed".

The relentless rain stopped along with the beat of the faux Goddess' heart. Inkling Girl stood in the wreckage around her, content with what she had achieved despite still not getting a Splatfest win. Chad Rex then appeared through a portal after seeing her fight through a magic barincle he found at the beach and immidiately made her his wife. What few inklings were left emerged from their dry havens to see what had happened. Just as these people were about to meet their saviour, Inkling Girl was teleported away by her now husband. Instead, the only living organism left in their sights was a stray sea cucumber. The sea cucumber was hearalded as the saviour of squid kind and was elected their king. It is believed he ran the kindom into the ground with his wanton destruction of wildlife.

Upon returning to the regular world Chad Rex blessed Inkling girl with a child. As soon as her son was born she was given a job by Chad Rex at an Atlantic Ocean cleanup operation so she could aquire a cititzen's visa. When she arrived, she touched the icey water and immidiately dissolved. No grave was erected to acknolwedge her existence.

## Default Vehicle

Inkling Girl's default vehicle is the Horse of Remorse. Fan speculation belives this may be a reference to her mother who was very remorseful and had turned into a horse. The saddle is noticably tatty and has Inkling Girl's treasured Stop sign tied to the side of it. The Horse of Remorse is considered a meta vehicle as it's speed is completely uneffected by off-road terrain and can cut many corners with ease. A known bug with the Horse of Remose is that it can be killed when hit by another racer with a projectile type item. Bandai-Namco Jamacia has no intentions of fixing it.

## Special talents

Inkling Girl has a wide array of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

Her talents consist of:

Stop Sign: Inkling Girl can clobber any racer close to her with her weapon.

Unimportant: Inkling Girl is so unremarkable in every way that she can never win a race, even if she places first. She will always be listed as DNF.