Necks Are Overrated

**Necks Are Overrated** is a series of ultra-high-thrill rollercoasters at various Hony theme parks. These rides have extremely high G-forces, yet are perfectly safe and comfortable due to the NASCAR-grade restraint system.

## Necks Are Overrated, Anyway

This ride was the first of the Necks Are Overrated series of coasters. It is a Gerstlauer Inverted Coaster. It begins with an instant launch to 160 miles per hour, succeeded by multiple loops, twists, and turns. The second half is more graceful, with mostly turns. The ride ends with a loop into the brake run.

## Necks Are Overrated 2: The Ribbon

Necks Are Overrated 2: The Ribbon is much like the original, but this one is an Intamin Blitz coaster. This ride is more about elements that bring you from the ground to the sky and vice versa.

## Necks Are Overrated 3: The RMC

Though this RMC hybrid has a normal first half, its second half goes very fast through its otherwise normal layout, besides the 1800-degree spin.

## Necks Are Overrated 4: Death Dives

This B&M inverted coaster is different than the rest of the NAO rides: this coaster has reasonable G-forces. It is simply extremely tall and fast, to a comical degree.

## Necks Are Overrated 5: Flat With Random Curves

This ride is mostly underground. It has mostly flat track with random curves.

## Necks Are Overrated 6: Hang In There!

This ride begins with many loops and strange twists after a dive coaster-like drop. Then it goes through a very slow and long inverted section which lasts up to four minutes.

## Necks Are Overrated 7: The Stone

This Gravity Group wooden coaster includes two loops, some launches, and an outward-banked turn.

## Necks Are Overrated 8: Bloody Hell

This ride was inspired by Death Dives. This one is much shorter and contains 27 consecutive tiny loops near the end of the layout.

## Necks Are Overrated 9: Into It

This ride is situated in and around a giant statue of a human, 384 feet tall. The train is "swallowed" by this person and contains many inversions - 11 as the train is "chewed", 19 in the person's "stomach", and a further 43 in its "intestine".

## Necks Are Overrated 11: The Best One of All Time

This ride goes a grand speed of 25,000 miles per hour, then it does a loop that pulls 7,392 Gs.

## Necks Are Overrated 12: Return to the Classics

This ride is a wooden coaster. It was originally four separate rides (The Voyager, Halley's Comet, Kiddy Land Whirlwind, and the racing coaster Super Race 10000), but they were all combined and given very fast launches to create a very thrilling ride experience. A loop was added, replacing the second hill of what used to be "Halley's Comet".

## Necks Are Overrated 13: Rocket Science

This ride is somehow powered by a Falcon Heavy rocket. It goes up to 111,000 miles per hour, quadruple of what NAO11 goes.

## Necks Are Overrated 14: The Underrater

This is a mirrored clone of a Vekoma Junior Coaster (247m). It was announced on April Fool's Day, and only opens on April Fool's Day.

## Necks Are Overrated 15: The Clone Wars

This ride goes through the layout of multiple cloned coasters in this order:

* A B&M inverted "Batman" coaster.
* Wild Mouse.
* Coney Island Cyclone.
* Arrow "Corkscrew" model.
* Vekoma 247m Junior Coaster.

Repeat that thrice, at a very high speed, and that's the ride.

## Necks Are Overrated 16: We're Starting to Run Out of Ideas Here, so Please Help Us Soon Please Thank You

This ride, also known as NAOXVIWSROIHPHUSPTY (pronounced now-ks-vee-was-roy-hup-ff-us-puh-ty) solely exists so people can introduce ideas to Hony for future Necks Are Overrated attractions.

## Necks Are Overrated 17: The One-Rail Open Sleigh

This 1000-foot-tall RMC Single-Rail is themed to Santa's flight around the world... after being "slammed by a 787 jumbo jet".