Colonization: Another Pin in the Bulletin

* **Finn168719**
* Penwardian Colony ships starts flying into an unknown system in Finn's Galaxy
* Penwardian Colony ships prepares to fly into the Pangea-Ultima like planet to find area to colonize
* **Hiddenlich**
* Jason: Gosh, I can't believe that we can start a new life!
* Keira: Me either! I am glad we can finally live together in peace!
* **Finn168719**
* James: Yea.
* James: I wonder when do we win the colonization race against the Imperialists?
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: The imperium has no match against the republic! We are too strong and numerous! \*Coughs\*
* Brian: Nationalist...
* **Finn168719**
* James: The Imperium doesn't have a scientific team, they steal scientific technology and take children from their residents to raise them into military.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH FREELOADER!
* Brian: At least James is civilized...
* **Finn168719**
* James: Even though their troopers would outnumber us, we will obliterate them with Technology.
* **Hiddenlich**
* The Colony Ship lands on the planet
* \*Explorers are sent to investigate the environment while the people start readying their belongings and supplies
* **Finn168719**
* Zack: They were Penwardians like us, but they were war hungry and they were imperialist counterparts of the Republic.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: Heff. I cough at that. They were renegades, only wanting power and influence. Prime jealousy for the Penwardian government's massive control over the stars.
* **Finn168719**
* James: And they were Penwardian Supremacists.
* James: And they also came from the other dimension.
* **Hiddenlich**
* A few hours later, the colonists head outdoors, to start establishing the colony
* The environment is much like Earth's, but it is more clean and natural
* **Finn168719**
* James sees the Oddsock/Penwardian Dog hybrid, but they look like Jake the dog other than this creature in the link: http://i9.lbp.me/img/ft/e894012ff33e7dc868d5e8a89ecfc0964be68fae.jpg
* **Hiddenlich**
* Brian: What is that thing? It looks... weird...
* **Finn168719**
* James: It's like a Penwardian Dog that looks like an Oddsock.
* James: We should name it Jakesock, since Jake is the pet of the first leader of the Republic.
* James: Which the First leader retired.
* James observes the Jakesocks hunting down a Yoshi Cupcrake pack member
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: What is that lizard thing doing here?
* **Finn168719**
* James: What's that lizard?
* A Jakesock slices the Yoshi Cupcrake pack member multiple times with their claws, killing it
* **Hiddenlich**
* Brian: The Yoshi Cupcrakes inhabit much of the UFK's territory
* **Finn168719**
* The Jakesock eats the Yoshi Cupcrake's corpse
* The Jakesock pack members walk to the Colonists and starts panting
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: At least I love my country and believe in it's success.
* Brian: It won't always succeed, and just like the other historical nations, it will one day fall, or be absorbed into other nations.
* **Finn168719**
* some of the Colonists start domesticating the Jakesocks
* James: They behave much like dogs.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Scientist: How interesting.
* **Finn168719**
* 3 hours later, the Colonists built the city
* **Hiddenlich**
* Scientist: The Penwardian Dog only inhabited the home cluster. I must take a DNA and compare the DNA of the Penwardian Dog, and the Jakesock
* **Finn168719**
* James: People might make weird theories that the Jakesock is a hybrid of the Oddsock, and the Penwardian Dog.
* **Hiddenlich**
* James sees a scientist collecting blood samples from a Jakesock
* Scientist: How remarkable! This blood is pink, with small white beads!
* **Finn168719**
* James: Wow.
* James: That's unique!
* **Hiddenlich**
* The Scientist puts a bandage on the blood drawn area, and took the samples to the Institute of Colonial Science
* **Finn168719**
* The Scientists starts comparing the blood samples
* **Hiddenlich**
* Scientist 2: Great Scott!
* Scientist 2: This looks like the work of hybridization and genetic engineering!
* **Finn168719**
* Scientist 3: Yep.
* Scientist 3: Let's show the results to the public!
* **Hiddenlich**
* The results are shown, and the conspiracy theories begin to grow about the origin of the Jakesocks
* **Finn168719**
* James: I wonder what's happening to the Flashpoint Paradox dimension Earth when the Fakeinns were trying to liberate England from the Amazons.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Brian: I wonder if this planet has been colonized before. By another race, or even the UFK.
* **Finn168719**
* James: I wonder either.
* **Hiddenlich**
* Zozo: YOU ARE A RENEGADE TO THINK THAT! WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SENT HERE IF IT WERE COLONIZED BEFORE!
* **Finn168719**
* James: Why are you yelling alot!?!
* **Hiddenlich**
* Brian: We know you are a nationalist, so please stop spreading facts about yourself to the public on your beliefs.
* **Finn168719**
* James: The Fakeinns, also known as the Fake Finns had liberated London from the Amazons.
* James: Which the Amazons are usually extremists.
* James: And they also wear wristbands that deflects bullets.
* James: Which the Flashpoint Paradox Earth were inhabitated by Comicans (Penwardian nickname for Comic book humans)
* **Hiddenlich**
* A bird smacks into James' house
* It breaks it's beak
* **Finn168719**
* James grabs the bird and takes it to the Vet
* James walks back to his house
* **Hiddenlich**
* James' window is broken from the bird
* **Finn168719**
* James: Well, time to fix it
* James starts fixing the window
* **Hiddenlich**
* A rock is then thrown through the window James is trying to fix
* **Finn168719**
* James: I'm wondering who throw that rock
* James starts searching for someone who throw that rock
* **Hiddenlich**
* Lightning strikes the roof of his house, causing it to collapse
* **Finn168719**
* James: Looks like i'm having bad luck.
* Meanwhile outside the walls of the Colony

* Soldier 1: I'm wondering when will we see intruders?
* 8:40Hiddenlich
* Ant-like aliens approach walls of the colony, wondering who built it
* 8:40Finn168719Soldier 1: Who are you?
* 8:41HiddenlichThe Ant Person uses it's mandibles to communicate, but it cannot be understood
* 8:42Finn168719Soldier 1: Let's use the translation device
* Soldiers starts using the translation device to know what the Ant Person is saying
* 8:43HiddenlichIt does not pick up anything, due to the strange sounds
* 8:43Finn168719Soldier 1: That's weird not able to translate.
* 8:44HiddenlichThe Ant Person opens it's mandibles out wide, and then points at a large tunnel. The Ant-like aliens then head into the cave, and the soldiers follow them
* 8:17Finn168719Soldier 1: Hmmm....
* 8:18Finn168719Soldier 1 starts looking around the cave
* 8:20HiddenlichThe cave has yellow carvings all over the walls
* Soldier 2: Communication perhaps?
* 8:20Finn168719Soldier 1: I think so.
* 8:20HiddenlichThe Ant-like aliens stop
* 8:21Finn168719Soldier 1: Huh?
* 8:21Hiddenlich\*An huge dragonfly rises out of a hole, with a saddle on it's back
* 8:22Finn168719Soldier 1: WHAT THE H-
* 8:22HiddenlichThe Ant-like aliens get on the dragonfly, and motion the Soldiers to it
* Soldier 2: I think they want us to get on the bug
* 8:24Finn168719Soldier 1: Weird.
* 8:25HiddenlichSoldier 2 gets on the bug
* 8:25Finn168719Soldier 1 gets on the bug
* 8:26Hiddenlich\*The dragonfly lowers down into a stone structure, covered with vegetation
* There are more Ant-like aliens
* 8:27Finn168719Soldier 1: We should probably inform the scientists about it.
* 8:27HiddenlichSoldier 2: How would we do that? We are-
* A huge 7 eyed crab with 52 legs and one claw approaches the dragonfly as it lands
* 8:29Finn168719Soldier 1: A crab!
* 8:32HiddenlichOkin: I am Okin. Okin leader of what you would call ant people
* 8:33Finn168719Soldier 1: I'm just a colonist.
* 8:33HiddenlichOkin: Okin know you are a soldier, and a defender.
* Okin: Okin know your kind were here before.
* Okin: Okin understand you are not like the first...
* 8:35Finn168719Soldier 1: I heard of some theories that an ancient civilization colonized this planet before.
* 8:36HiddenlichOkin: Your theories are wrong.
* Okin: Your kind came here before, in an effort to conquer all civilizations.
* 8:37Finn168719Soldier 1: Conquer all civilizations?
* 8:37HiddenlichOkin: And kill defecting races like Okin's.
* Okin: Okin's people were pushed to the brink, and even after 5 centuries, we are still recovering.
* 8:40Finn168719Soldier 1: \*thinking\* The Imperialists...
* 8:41HiddenlichOkin: Wrong.
* Okin: There was an ancient Fascist power amongst your people, long before you were born.
* 8:42Finn168719Soldier 1: You can mind read?
* 8:42HiddenlichOkin: They virtually owned half of your parliament, and were able to make decisions that could push the other parliamentary members into the sand.
* Okin: Only 12 years and 3 months later, they were put out of power, after a bloody civil war plagued your kind.
* Soldier 2: ...
* 8:45Finn168719Soldier 1: ...
* 8:46HiddenlichOkin: Fear sweeps your mind, as you understand that Okin can read and listen to your every thought, word, and memory.
* SwiftVisionX has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
* 8:46HiddenlichOkin: I have not brought you here to feel threatened.
* Okin: I only bring you here to understand that Okin has seen things your kind would never want to speak of again.
* Okin: Okin wants to be at peace with your kind.
* Okin: \*Makes mandible movements\*
* 8:48Finn168719Soldier 1: Hmm... that explains history.
* 8:48HiddenlichAn Ant-person motions the two soldiers to the dragon fly
* 8:50Finn168719Soldier 1 gets on the dragon fly
* 8:51HiddenlichSoldier 2 gets on it, and the dragon fly rises to the top of the hole
* 8:53Finn168719Soldier 1: \*thinking\* Let's hope PETA didn't took over the multiverse.
* 8:56HiddenlichThe soldiers head to the Institute of Colonial Science, and report about their encounter with the Ant people
* 8:57Finn168719Scientist 1: Interesting.
* 9:01HiddenlichDr. Grosnov: Ant people? Why would Ant people let a foreign race into their city?
* 9:02Finn168719Soldier 1: I'm not sur-
* 9:03HiddenlichSoldier 2: They mentioned the Amuscad War.
* Soldier 2: Well, the monarch mentioned the Amuscad War
* 9:04Finn168719Soldier 1: I wonder what year did it happened.
* 9:04HiddenlichSoldier 2: He said that his race was nearly wiped out by the Penwardian Fascists of the past
* 9:05Finn168719Soldier 1 checks the history book, trying to find out what year did the Amuscad War happened
* 9:09HiddenlichSoldier 5: It had to be at least 5 centuries ago
* \*Soldier 2
* 9:09Finn168719Soldier 1: 5 centuries ago...
* Meanwhile outside the planet, The Imperialists planned to cheat on the space race by invading the colony
* Imperial Trooper 1: Why are we going to invad-
* 9:13HiddenlichImperial Warlord: WE ARE GOING TO INVADE THAT COLONY, AND STEAL ALL OF THEIR TOILET PAPER TO SAVE IMPERIALISM, AND END THE SPACE RACE!
* 9:13Finn168719Imperial Trooper 1: What a moro-
* Imperial Trooper 2: Obey the superiors or be executed for treason.
* 9:15HiddenlichImperial Warlord: THAT IS WHAT THEY TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!
* Imperial Warlord: If they can't wipe their buttocks, they can't go anywhere without stinking up the place
* Imperial Warlord: They would be unclean. Would you rather be with a group who is clean, or unclean?
* 9:16Finn168719Imperial Trooper 1: You know, other nations would send toilet papers in response to this.
* Imperial Trooper 1: We should probably take over this planet instead.
* 9:18HiddenlichImperial Warlord: Why don't we just bomb the colony and destroy all of their toilet paper instead?
* 9:20Finn168719Imperial Trooper 1: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
* Imperial Trooper 1: I'M OUT OF HERE!
* Imperial Trooper 1 steals the escape pod and gets out of the ship
* 9:21HiddenlichImperial Warlord: Lock all missile systems on the colony.
* 9:22Finn168719A Penwardian fleet appeared
* Imperial Soldier 2: Sh\*t, the Republicans found out about this plan!
* 9:25HiddenlichImperial Warlord: FIRE ALL WEAPONS AT THE FLEET!
* Imperial Soldier 3: Wait, does that mean we are liberal?
* 9:26Finn168719Imperial Soldier 2: ...
* Three Penwardian dropships entered the docking bay
* Republic Soldiers started shooting at the Imperial Troopers
* 9:28HiddenlichThe Imperial Troopers shoot back
* 9:28Finn168719Some Republic Soldiers were killed in a process
* Republic Soldier 1 throws the grenade at the Imperial Troopers
* the grenade explodes killing the Imperial Troopers that close to the grenade