El Macho

YOU LOSE -el macho after belly flopping onto ganyu and breaking her bones in-front of koby

### Occupation

villain, supreme chancellor, avenger, shop owner.

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

his meme status and fat abilities that allow him to either manipulate or crush his enemies.

### Debut

07/25/2022

el macho may not be an OG villain, but that doesn't mean he isn't a fucking legend. To show you just how sexy this man truly is, lemme just say that during his debut he literally belly flopped onto ganyu and broke her bones in-front of koby while yelling, "YOU LOSE" as he laughed. However el macho saw how angry koby was so he used his, "super stretchy fat man attack," propelling himself at koby. This failed though as koby made el macho land on obama instead, breaking his bones. El macho attempted to plead that he'd bring ganyu back but koby didn't believe him and gutted him like a fish then pushed his body off a cliff.

Later on that day el macho pulled another stunt on koby. Basically, koby was about to go to sleep upstairs so he walked up after saying good night to ganyu, unbeknown to koby el macho was waiting at the top of the stairs and pushed koby's dumbass all the way back down. El macho then attempted to leap onto koby in order to break his bones but ganyu froze him. Unfortunately for ganyu and koby, el macho wasn't dead, and was able to break out of the ice due to how dense his body was. Just as he was about to crush koby, ganyu threw a tack at el macho that was supposed to pop him but instead el macho deflected it with his huge body. This gave el macho enough time to break ganyu's arm with his elbow. His last act was grabbing ganyu's horns and destroying them slowly. Of course, this didn't last very long as koby summoned a fury balrog to break el macho and turn him to ash.

Just then, koby and ganyu were kidnapped by the fbi and el macho attempted to pursue them but was stopped when Chuckie cheese, "stuffed shitty card board pizza down el macho's throat till he died." As you can tell, el macho was fucking with koby a lot during his debut. I mean, shortly after that he worked with megatron to grab ganyu from her room and hold her at knife point in front of koby. Thankfully peter griffens group of villains intercepted them and began protecting koby and ganyu. El macho proceeded to crush obunga who was raping him but this gave trump time to trap el macho in a wall prison. Not like it mattered as the villains always escape everything. Minutes later as koby stumbled back to his room he saw el macho who was waiting for him and crushed his bones. Koby legit fell out the window, then the villains all came together to talk about koby's defeat. During all this commotion though, dr ship, the hunter, rupert, and the other evil army leaders were preparing to launch an all out war on the heroes, so they sent a small army of 100 000 troops to attack the villains as a test. El macho proved to be a valiant warrior, as he belly flopped onto the leader of the army. Hell, he even confronted chuck fucking norris and broke his leg with his weight. Despite that They both were taken down anyway when chuck collapsed an entire building on himself and el macho.

It then took 3 days for el macho to appear and all he did was pose as the "final boss" of the base the heroes were taking over to help the war effort. El macho attempted to break ella's bones but koby and classic put a swift end to that, dismantling el macho. The last time el macho appeared was 08/04/2022 where, due to koby walking into ganyu's room to see venom on top of her about to eat her ass, caused a "civil war" between all the villain groups and some heroes like spring and caleb (yes they originally all wanted to torture venom but ended up fighting each other instead cause why the hell not.) John wick made an advance on biggie cheese but el macho snapped johns neck. Yes that's all el macho did during the "civil war."

To conclude, el macho may not be an OG villain but he's still fucking great right? Give the sexy man some credit.