Open Season Twisted Edition 2.0

"MOM!" I yelled up the stairs "Can I go to the party!"

"Alright fine you can go. " She yelled back down the stairs. "But on one condition - no drinking, no drugs, and certainly NO BOYS!"

"Ok mom I promise." I shouted. But secretely, I had no intetions of doing any of those things. With a laugh I walked to the house and drove to the party.

I arrived at the party. It was going to be so cool. We had arranged for a party in the old abandoned meat factory just outside of town - and the hottest boy in schoo, Brandon Blanket, had promised he was going to bring booze and weed drugs. And my best friend, Kacey Boa, and her cool friends were coming, and John Box had promised he would bring a barbecue so we could all eat meat such as burgers and hot-dogs in the abandoned meat factory, which I thought was pretty ironic.

I pulled up at the meat factory after dark. It was in the middle of the woods and it was very decrepit condition, almost falling down and there was lots of bricks missing from the wall and the tower was almost fallen over. It was so cool.

“Jane!” My friends Kacey and Jaclyn waved hello to me and I got out of the car and walked over.

“Wow this is going to be a cool party!” I cried and we high fived. “Where’s Brandon?”

“Brandon is on his way over and he’s bringing John and Jose and Darnell.” Jaclyn winked. “And hopefully the booze and weed.”

There was a car noise and John and Jose and Darnell and Brandon got out. They were carrying big bags of drugs and six packs of beer and vodka.

“Whose ready to party?!” Asked John, and we went inside the meat factory. We went inside a big room with a lot of metal machines and big ovens. There was a big high roof and the room was very cool. We set up the music machines and started listening to some music, and John put on the barbecue so we could eat the burgers.

“Who wants some Vodka?” Said Jose and Me and Jacklyn laughed laoudly and took some cups and drank several big cups. I was getting cooked.

“Does anyone want to watch a movie?” Said Darnell “I brought my DVD player.”

We all cheered loudly and had more drinks as Darnell put out his DVD player and put in the movie – it was called Open Season.

“Whatever is this movie about?” Asked Kacey as the DVD movie menu came up.

“It’s a cool movie about the funny talking cows and they’re adventures.” Jose laughed. On the menu there was something weird though – instead of movie it said in big letters TWISTED EDITION.

“Huh that’s weird?” Said Darnell. “Oh well must be a special edition.”

Darnell pressed play and the movie began. I saw the screen appear and it said “CODYSOFT” instead of the screen where the screen had been. That was weird I thought but I didn’t think anything of it.

The movie opened, and it was in black and white animation. We all looked around in confusion.

“Is this movie in black and white?” Said Kacey, and Darnell shook his head.

“Wow that is weird, it must be a glitch.” Said Jason.

The movie opened on an image of a house and inside there were the funny cows I loved so much from when I saw the movie as a kid. This time they weren’t so funny though. They were all sat around a table, and they were crying. The boy cow was weeping and all his friends were there and they were crying too.

“Why?” Moaned the boy cow in sadness. His tears fell across the table.

“Daddy, when is mommy coming back?” Said a child cow, as the female cow was not present in the scene. The boy cow looked at the child and tried to speak but just broke down into tears.

“Why did they do this to her?” The boy cow asked. Just then the camera panned around … and we saw what was on the table. We all gasped. On the table was a plate with a big juicy steak, fresh out of the oven and steaming with stream. A little paper label was in front of it and it said on it “mommy”.

“What the shit?” Asked Darnell.

“Wow that is fucking shitted up.” Said Jose.

“Not fucking cool.” Said Kacey.

“Who did this?” Asked the cow on the screen. “Who did this to her? Who?!”

Suddenly he looked up, directly in the camera and his eyes narrowed into an evil stair.

“It was … you.” I shivered, it almost felt as if he could see us through the screen. “You did this to my wife for your lusty desire to feed on flesh … how could you be so cruel?”

Nobody around the table spoke as we watched the movie.

“Your selfish desires killed my wife and so many cows like her, for what? Just for a taste of sick meat … when good and healthy vegan food was available all this time for you to try? You sicken me.”

We all felt ashamed by what we had done, eating burgers and hot dogs all night, even though I told myself it was only a movie, the cow still made a good point.

“I won’t let your reign of carnivore carnage continue …” He growled on the screen. “I’m coming for you.”

Suddenly he leapt up from the table, and mood loudly. He leapt onto all fours, and ran straight at the camera. Me and Kacey screamed as he leapt for the camera, and for a second we caught a glimpse of the crazed face of the animal. Then he reached the camera and the screen went black.

We all sat in shocked silence as the screen went black and the DVD player returned to the DVD menu, even though none of us wanted to watch it again.

“Wow, that was so weird.” I said.

“Yeah haha but it was just a movie.” Said Kacey.

“That’s right, we can’t let a weird movie made by freaks ruin our night. Come on, lets get drunk everyone.”

Everyone pulled out the drugs and the alcohol and we all had drinks and I smoked some pot. Then the barbecue food was ready and we all bit down on big burgers and hot dogs. As I was eating the delicious meat though, something felt wrong. The line from that twisted movie kept echoing in my head.

“I’m coming for you … I’m coming for you … I’m coming for you…”

“I’m going for a pee.” Announced Jason loudly, as he had drank a large amount of alchol. We all laughed as Jason walked away. He went through the large doors at the end of the factory room and into the corridor. He was looking for a good place to pee, so he went outside into the woods nearby the factory.

Jason quickly went to the toilet in the bushes, not wanting anyone to see him while he was peeing. He finished going to the toilet and pulled up his trousers when he heard a twig snapping nearby.

“Hello?” He asked. “Is somebody there nearby?”

There came another cracking of twigs and nearby the bushes rustled. Jason looked around. In the darkness he saw a black shape moving towards him.

“Who’s there?!” He yelled. The dark shape got closer and Jason heard a deep and familiar voice.

“Hello Jason…” The cow from Open Season murmured, suddenly made terribly real by some dark forces. “It’s nice to *meat* you.”

“That’s impossible!” Jason yelled, but he was too late. The cow stepped forward, brandishing a chain of sausage links between his hands like a rope. He wrapped the sausage links around Jason’s neck, and wrapped it tight. Jason struggled as hard as he could, but as the rope cut off his breath.

In the distance, I heard Jason screaming.

“What was that?” I yelled. We all jumped to our feet and ran out to the bushes where the scream came from. We found Jason lying in the bushes. His face was black … and round his neck was the strangulation device, the chain of sausage links.

“Oh my god, he’s dead!” Yelled Darnell and Kacey.

“We have to call the police.” Said Jose. “I’ll go and get my cell phone.”

Jose ran back to the factory room and was looking around for his cell phone amongst the wreckage. But as he was looking he heard a set of footsteps approaching. He looked up, and saw a dark shape stood over him – an evil look glinting in the eyes of the anthromorphic cow that had to come to life.

“I like to *hoof it, hoof it*.” The cow muttered, and with his hooves he struck at Jose. The fiece punch from the hoof smashed into his chest and blood spurted from his chest. Jose stumbled backwards and spluttered blood from his mouth. As he fell to the floor, the anthromorphic cow demon struck him again and again with his hooves and big splatters of blood fell all across the room.

“Jose should’ve been the fuck back by now.” I muttered as I looked back at the factory and was worried. It was very cold. I didn’t yet know that Jose had already been murdered by the evil demonic cow creature.

“What the hell should we do?” Asked Kacey, but suddenly there was a deep rumble from the factory. All the lights flooded on, and we heard machines begin to whir as the factory came back to life through some dark powers.

“That’s fucking impossible!” Whispered Kacey. We heard all the machines echoing out of the factory. From the chimney a big belch of black smoke came. I shuddered to think what it might be.

“Come on, we have to go back inside. We have to find Jose, he could be still alive.” I said with conviction, and Kacey nodded.

We cautiously approached the factory in the new lights as the roar of the machines got louder and louder. We got to the door, and snuck inside to the main room. We walked to the camp in the centre of the room where all our stuff was, but I gasped when I saw what was on the floor. It was Jose’s body, lying on the floor. His face was bruised with bloody hoof marks. He was dead. I gasped and tried not to cry.

“The cell phone!” Kacey yelled, pointing to his phone, but it was too late. From a gantry above us called out a growling voice.

“Hello Jane, hello Kacey.” We whirled around and saw the shape of the demonic cow looming over us on a high gantry. He was grinning evilly. “You two seem like the best of friends, I hate to *cleave* you apart.”

Just then I saw what he was holding in his hand – a big butcher’s meat cleaver that glinted evilly with metal. He leapt from the gantry and swung downwards on a large chain. He swung down towards us. I tried to run, but Kacey didn’t move, frozen from fear. The butchers knife slashed down.

I cried out as I saw Kacey’s neck spurt up with blood like a geyser and her head, separated from her body, flew spinning in the air before coming to a land at her feet and the body crumpled.

“No!! Kacey!” I screamed.

“It’s just you and me now …” Laughed the demonic cow. “And don’t worry Jane … I’ve got special plans for you.”

He approached me with the cleaver and grabbed me. No matter how much struggled, I couldn’t break free. He carried me up the stairs to the gantry. We were above a large black machine with a funnel. When I saw it I screamed in terror. The funnel lead down to a set of teeth with knashing blades, and it was running with some demonic power. I saw a sign above it that said “STEAK MAKING MACHINE”.

“NO!” I screamed, but the cow laughed evilly. “This is what you did to her. It’s only fair. An eye for an eye.”

He pushed me out over the funnel, with a deadly drop to the thrashing blades of the butcher’s machine beckoning like the teeth of hell below me. I cried out in motral terror as in one terrifying instant, he let go.

My parents were sat in the kitchen three days later, crying.

“I can’t believe its been three days since Jane went missing.” Said my mom.

“Yes all because of that barbecue party. It makes me almost never want to eat meat again.”

“Well it’s funny you should say that. We got sent something, I think it was by someone who was worried about us, so we should be alright for dinner.”

“What are you talking about? What’s for dinner.”

“Steaks.” Said my mom.