The Cat Burglar

## Plot

A cat goes around stealing people’s belongings in The School

## Characters

* Arion
* Kameron
* Channon
* Cat Burgler
* Joy
* Martha
* Jordan
* Haze
* Lizzy
* Manny (mentioned, in photo)

## Script

*Arion walks in a school bus juggling a ball. Arion sees Kameron and Light and sits by them.*

**Arion**: Hey, guys! What’s up? [throws the ball and it hits someone off screen]

**Light**: [Sad, has bags under her eyes] Hey, Arion

**Kameron**: Hey, Arion! Light’s not feeling well.

**Arion**: Why?

**Light**: Karen! She’s crying to me all night because she lost her doll. She’s not even coming to school anymore. [covers her face] I haven’t gotten any sleep.

**Arion**: Just buy her the same doll then

**Light**: Oh, I wish! But she has a good sense of smell and vision, so she can tell if it’s hers or not.

*Arion lays back.*

**Arion**: Well, how about me, Kameron, and Channon help! Where’d she have it last?

**Light**: At school!

**Arion**: easy enough. She probably dropped it!

**Haze**: [from behind them] Maybe it was…[looks around] The cat Burgler!

**All the kids on the bus**: CAT BURGLER?!

**Haze**: y-yeah! It has black eyes, purple skin, no fur, sharp teeth, and a yellow tongue.

**Arion**: Yuck, that sounds disgusted!

**Kenny**: [walks to them, mad] No yelling on the bus! You nearly scared the crap out of me!

**Arion**: [nervous] Kenny, aren’t you supposed to be driving the bus?

**Kenny**: [turns around] Oh, crap, I forgot to set it on auto pilot! [runs back to his seat]

*The bus crashes into the school. The kids fly into it. In the next scene, the kids are walking down the hallway.*

**Arion**: So y’all seen where it hides? Joy, what about you?

**Joy**: [turns around from her locker] The Cat swiped my gold shoes when I took them off for soccer.

*The scene transitions to Martha and Lizzy*

**Lizzy:** Yeah, I heard that thing in the basement. It stole my Martha’s penny.

**Martha**: [crying] My lucky Penny!

*The scene transitions to show Jordan*

**Jordan:** I saw two of its gnarly tails in the air vent. It stole Me & Manny’s toy trains when we were playing together? [Shows them a picture of the two playing trains together in the playground]

*Light writes all of them down.*

**Light**: Thanks, guys!

*Light turns around and looks at Arion, who is missing his hat.*

**Light**: Uh, Arion, your hat [points at him]

**Arion**: What about it? [feels his hair and then turns around to see the cat Burgler in a black shadow running with his hat, angry] YOU!!!

**Cat**: [in the shape of a normal Cat]

*Arion chases him until he gets into the vents. Arion shoves his arms inside the vents trying to grab him. The cat Burgler slams the vent door, cutting both of Arion’s arms off. Arion’s screams can be heard from the other side. Cut to the other side of the vent, Arion is screaming like heck because his arms are chopped off.*

**Light**: ARION!!! ARE YOU OKAY?!!

**Arion**: [screams and then laughs] Yeah, I’m fine!

**Kameron**: Dude, your hands are bleeding! In fact, your arms are gone!

**Arion**: Oh, yeah. Gross. Good thing I keep a spare set of hands. *[two extra hands pop out of his body] All better.*

**Kameron**: Well, we know where the monster is! I’ll go get Channon [runs off]

**Arion**: Wait up here, Light. Tell them I’m in the basement [drills underground with his spin dash and lands in the school’s basement] Ow! [Looks around and runs for a little while] Huh, neat!

*Arion walks into a room that’s for a cat. He sees his old arms being used as window blinds, an old laptop for a tv, a piece of paper for a litter box, a toy train for a scratching post, and 2 golden earrings for a cat toy, and a doll for a pillow. Arion runs around and swipes everything back and takes them out of the room.*

**Arion**: Wow, that was easy [puts them in a bag] Oh Gross! He used my hat to store his hair balls! Blugh!

*Arion walks into the giant mutated cat Burgler. He’s holding a stage play mask of a smiley face, he then moves it to show a sad face. Arion is confused and then smiles.*

**Arion**: I pick both! [points at them]

**The Cat Burgler**: [moves both of them out of the way and roars at him with a long spiky tongue]

**Arion**: [screams and runs away] YOUR PLAY WAS HORRIBLE!!!

*The Cat Burgler chases Arion, while waving his hands like a chainsaw, zapping lasers from his eyes, and spits out lightning. Arion dodges all the attacks and hides in the room. The Cat runs in there.*

**Arion**: [hiding behind the door]

**Cat Burgler**: [stands in the door way and then shuts it]

**Arion**: [comes out of his hiding spot] Phew, now to get this stuff to my friend- [looks up and sees the cat Burgler in front of him] Oh crap!

*Cut to the top floor. Light is shown leading Kameron and Channon to the basement*

**Light**: He’s down there!

**Channon**: Alright

**Kameron**: [holding his shot gun] I got this!

*They walk to the basement door, Arion runs out and the door squishes the 3 of them. The Cat Burgler chases him out of the basement. Channon crawls out as Squished. Kameron lifts the door off them. Light lays faced down, squished. Arion runs down the hallway extremely fast.*

**Arion**: Cat! Mutated! Monster

**Joy**: A what? [turns to see what he means] OH HECK NO!! [hides in a locker]

**Martha**: ITS WHAT?!

**Cat Burgler**: [Grabs Martha and throws her aside. Punches Joy’s locker and grumbles it. He throws it at Arion]

*Arion gets hit by Joy’s locker. Arion falls back and Joy crawls out dizzy and injured.*

**Arion**: [gets in a fight cloud with the cat monster]

**Kameron**: Arion! Over here! Quick!

**Arion**: [pushes the cat monster to Kameron]

**Kameron**: [fires his shotgun and blows off both Arion & The Cat Burgler’s head] Sorry!

*Arion regrows a new head and The Cat Burgler’s next gushes out blood and the entire school is flooded with blood. The kids bust out the windows and front door. They crash at the side walk and into some cars. The bag with everyone’s stuff lands on Arion.*

**Arion**: Ugh! [looks at the bag] Oh right, I gotta return this stuff. [gives Joy her shoes back]

**Joy**: Wow, I never thought I'd see these again. *[Hugs them, and looks at the gang]* Did you have to fight the cat for them?

**Arion**: [points up] Well, you could say that

*Joy turns around and sees the cat, now giant, mutated, and a skull of a cat for a head, raises over the school.*

**Joy**: [gasps and runs off and takes the stuff] I’ll return everything else myself!

*Arion, Kameron, and Channon turn to face it*

**Arion:** Hey, you…giant…evil kitten!

**Cat**: (*It grunts as if to say, "Who, me?"*)

**Channon:** Yeah, you! (*The boys fly fast.*)

**Kameron:** We’re gonna burst your bubble!

(Kameron *dives in for a Thunder Punch, but only bounces off the creature’s skin. Arion throws a fire punch and gets nothing but a sore hand for her trouble. Channon has no better luck when he kicks it with a Toxic Kick. Now all three boys strike at it without effect. They float in midair, nursing their injured hands and feet, and the monster laughs down at them.*

**Nehemiah**: [forms a giant water fist from behind it and crushes The Cat] Gotcha!

**Cat**: [runs away as it hates Water, it shrieks]

**Arion**: Nehemiah, it’s working!

*Nehemiah beats up The Cat with water hammers, water rockets, water guns, and water bombs. The Cat lies in front of Channon, Arion, and Kameron. It wakes up and looks at them.*

**Arion**: Hello, bad kitty! [kicks it’s nose]

**The Cat**: [eats Arion, Kameron, and Channon, it gets up to face Nehemiah]

**Nehemiah**: Oh, crud! [forms a giant water version of The Sun in space.] Eat it, you shrink! [throws the star]

**Channon**: [stomach rumbles] Oh crap, I gotta use the bathroom!

**Arion**: [eyes widen] No, Channon, not in the monsters belly!

**Kameron**: [covers Arion’s mouth] Yes, Channon! In the monsters belly!

*A wide shot of Toon World is shown. The planet explodes with Channon’s fart combined with Nehemiah’s water attack. The explosion’s shockwave pushes all the other planets slightly away from each other. The Cat is obliterated and the Toon Kids and pets float in space. The Toon Kids are seen grabbing their stolen stuff while floating in space. Joy floats next to Martha.*

**Joy**: Hey, I got your lucky penny. [gives it to Martha]

**Martha:** *[Admires the penny]* Ooh, so exotic, thanks again. [puts it in her pocket] Wait a second, what now?

**Joy**: We have an hour until Toon World repairs itself…

*Arion, Kameron, Channon, Nehemiah are shown floating in space. The remains of the planet start reconstructing itself.*

**Arion**: Welp, now what?

**Light**: Yeah [points at Karen, who’s holding her doll] My sister got her doll back!

**Kameron**: Welp, wanna go float to Candy World?

**Nehemiah**: Yeah, I’m starving!

**Channon**: [charges an atomic fart and farts them all the way to Candy World] Hang on! [stops mid flight] Arion, where’s your hat?

**Arion**: Huh? [feels his head] Yeah! Wait a second! Where’s my hat? [looks around and sees the cat Burgler, nothing but bones, flesh, but head is still normal, holding his hat and flying through space, Arion makes an angry face and pushes Kameron and Channon back by accident, dolphin chirp] MIA!!! [Arion chases the cat Burgler in space]

*The episode ends*