Rap Battles

**Rap Battles**, also called **Stupid Rap Battles of Pesky Idiots**, are a recurring event of the War of the Pesky Idiots series. The first one appeared in the 2022 episode and have appeared in every one that has come after.

The battles are mainly between Derpy Phineas and Shy Guy, but other characters have joined in the rapping as well.

**Key**: Derpy Phineas (Derpy Phine0s) - Shy Guy - Derpy Ferb - Derpy Candace - Derpy Sam-I-Am - Derpy Krupp - Ninja - Angel - Derpy George - Dark Phineas - Derpy Purpk - Dark George - MrCheese - Bro - Derpy Stacy - Ferb Doll - G00ch/Niles - Derpy Dressy - Yellow Shy Guy - Blue Shy Guy - Lawyer Baljeet - Judge Garcia-Shapiro - Karen - Crowd reactions, announcers, Miscellaneous characters

## 2024

Hold it! Don't give me your lectureYour arguement here is pure conjecture!The defendants are vile and no doubt insane!They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain!
No, that's wrong! We fulfill dreams!We bring a smile with the magic of memes!It's all about love with our wholesome show!Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po!
OK, sometimes we break the law!but that’s an insignificant little flawOur mission is to Laugh, Enjoy and Inspire!Just ignore the things that we set on fire!
Heh, this is the end, it seemscause your teams’ flimsy schemes are through!Your antics are too extreme
OBJECTION!Violence, SeparationNon-NegotiationIs this segregationPeace for our nation?
You guys bring peace?Don't give me that crock!Sure, you can talk the talkBut can you walk the walk?
Our only crimes?We saved the Eartha Bunch of Times!
From Eldritch IncantationsGreedy ExpectationsHate, Love, and RejectionNo Objection!
You don’t get a victor, you haven’t won yet!I haven’t even broken a sweatYou’ll be banned, just as planned!Witnesses to the Stand!
You make us look so stupid and dense None of what we do makes any sense
So what?It’s about having tonnes of fun!Your neutral special can be a gun!
Your videos aren’t even funnyI bet you’re doing this all for the money
Shut Up! Nobody asked for your opinion!L + Ratio + you look like a Minion
I'm sorry but I got a confessionAll your arcs always give me depression
It's okay! We may woe!But we develop love and grow!
Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?It’s hard enough already existing
Alright you've heard their pleaThey’re innocentSo if you please, let them all go free!
OBJECTION! Time to stop this persistent sinningI’ve been winning from the very beginningIt's no use with your whinging and cringingcause the use of Phineas is copyright infringing!
NO!! PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA BE EXILED! I WAS SO CLOSE TO 4 YEARS, CHILD!
Oh Sir, You Deserve this MockeryCan't be original or high quality
Here, we sentence youfor robbery of our intellectual property
Objection! Halt with your elationand your litigationsParody citation refutes these actionsFair use states a parody of a style can hold water within a courtroom trail!
Our Phineas is all silly and dullIP robbery is therefore null!
Stupid imitaionsFun exaggerationsProving their protectionOBJECTION!
Whatcha gonna do? I’m not your heroI’m just an imbecile with an IQ of Zero
THERE’S NO
ESCAPE, YOU
DUMB APE!
Wait, no!YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY AGREE!These three don't even have a degree!
Whoops, sorryTime's up, ya clown!It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down!
 I gotta thank you all! Now I clearly seeI, Judge Garcia-Shapiro hereby decreeThat I find the defendants to beNOT GUILTY!!

## Trivia

* Weirdly, the rap for WOTPI 2023 seems to have a genre more on singing rather than rapping, as most of the lyrics are sung by Derpy Sam-I-Am, G00ch, Derpy Dressy, Shy Guy and Dark Phineas.
* 2022's Rap Battle is the first to feature Dark Phineas.
* The rap battles for 2022, 2023, and 2024 are the first, second, third songs to have been originally composed for the Derpy Phineas series.
* The 2023 Rap Battle is considered the darkest as it is the only rap to have a character's death involved before, during or after it.
* 2023's Rap Battle is the first one that has an official name: "Zero."
* 2024's Rap Battle is the second one that has an official name: "Objection!"
* Derpy Purpk, Derpy Candace and Derpy George didn't sing in 2023's Rap Battle.
* When 2022's rap battle is released in streaming platforms like YouTube Music, Apple Music, or Spotify it's titled as **Youtube Arc Wotpi Rap**.