The Stig VS Mr Bean VS Homer Simpson VS John Wick

## Description

Famous Cars go head to head in a Death Race

## Intro

***The Ringmaster: Welcome everybody, young and old, to yet another exciting Death Race!***

***Tonight, we'll be seeing 4 well-known cars on the track!***

***The Indestructible Toyota Hilux, able to endure so much damage including being set on fire, being dropped from a building and so much more, what's even cooler is that this vehicle will be driven by Top Gear's mysterious racing driver, The Stig.***

***Mr Bean's Mini, although this thing may be small what it makes up for is being driven by a complete idiot who once used a broomstick to control it. He could be a politician***

***The Simpsons car, usually driven by Homer, is a pink sedan that has gone through a whole lot of damage and has gotten him out of a lot of dangerous incidents.***

***And finally, the moment you've all been waiting for, John Wick's 1969 Ford Mustang Boss, a real fast car driven by a pretty skilled assassin***

***And another thing, don't try to steal it (Don't kill his dog either), otherwise he'll make your life a living hell!***

Wiz: Like before, our rules are the same: Whoever reaches the finish line first wins, but we don't care *how* they get there. Boomstick has provided the track with obstacles and dangerous stunts that each driver has to get through.

**Boomstick: And tonight we're joined by a special guest!**

*???: Hello, I'd like to introduce myself as Jeremy Clarkson. I know what you're all wondering, "Why am I here?" Well that's simple, it's because I was asked by the Stig to see him compete in this grueling challenge, and also that Hilux is mine.*

## Death Race

Wiz: Alright, our racers are at the starting line.

**Boomstick: IT´S TIME FOR A DEATH RACE!!!**

(The cars start there engines. Homer & Stig race ahead of the others and have a standoff for first place.)

*Clarkson: Well, it seems The Stig is doing fairly well considering he's going up against a drunk idiot and a trained assassin*

**Boomstick: What about Bean?**

(The competitors reach a corner in which they have drift around, John, Stig and Homer seem to be able complete the drift, as well as Mr Bean who's able to do it and stays on track.)

*Clarkson: Wow, Maybe he isn't so incompetent after all.*

Boomstick: We're approaching our first obstacle, a group of heavily-armed mercenaries!!!!!!!!

( We pan over to a group of people standing on the track in front of them, all holding guns)

( They begin firing at the 4 racers, while they try to go into evasive maneuver.)

(Que: https://youtu.be/zGgTBEvbOCI)

Homer: Who the hell are these guys?

Wick: I don't know, but they surely want us dead.

Homer: I wasn't talking to you.

Mr Bean: Watch out Teddy.

(The Hilux seems to taken out by the carnage, while Wick, Bean and Homer seem to be the last three standing.)

*Clarkson: That wouldn't be the first time The Stig has died.*

Wiz: You mean this has happened before.

**Boomstick: Hell yeah, he's a vampire!**

*Clarkson: No that's not what I meant.*

Wiz: Is it just me or do I hear the sound of police sirens.

(A police car suddenly appears from behind, pursuing the three combatants left.)

Homer: Ahhh! The cops! Gotta get out of here fast!

(We pan over to a police barrier that has been set up to capture the combatants, while Homer and Bean are able to jump over this, Wick fails and is captured.)

(Now it's between Mr Bean and Homer. The two soon see the finish line up ahead, but then, a UFO appears!)

Boomstick: Oh shit! I forgot about that!

(The UFO then suddenly starts shooting laser's at the two, as one is about to hit Mr Bean, he notices Teddy fallen down, and bends down, dodging the laser. Homer is not so fortunate, as his car gets hit, and it explodes and flings him out over the track to his death.)

Homer: \*Insert Homer scream here.\*

(Mr Bean then drives over the finish line.)

**Boomstick: HOLY SHIT! MR BEAN ACTUALLY WON?! HE BEAT A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER, A HITMAN, AND A DRUNK IDIOT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!**

Wiz: Me neither Boomstick, but you do realize the cops were trying to capture them right?

## Ranking

1st: Mr Bean.

2nd: Homer Simpson.

3rd: John Wick.

4th: The Stig.

## Next Time

(Que:https://youtu.be/qcOiJnWniWg)

Four silhouettes are shown on the track

* Mack (Cars)
* The Springfield Elementary school bus (The Simpsons)
* Leonard Hofstadter's 2002 Saab sedan (The Big Bang Theory)
* Ira Gamagori's 1959 Cadillac Eldorado (Kill la Kill)

Mack VS Otto VS Leonard Hofstadter VS Ira Gamagori