Random Vocaloid comic by southsister

**Disclaimer**: This story will potentially include Miku x Len and Gumi x Gakupo, so if you're uncomfortable with these ships, feel free to skip this story.

Characters (+ their ages in this story and their "-loid type"):

Hatsune Miku (14; Vocaloid and Piapro synth)

Kagamine Rin (14; Vocaloid and Piapro synth)

Kagamine Len (14; Vocaloid and Piapro synth)

Fukase (9; Vocaloid)

Flower (16; Vocaloid)

Aoki Lapis (age not specified; Vocaloid)

MEIKA Hime (20; Vocaloid)

MEIKA Mikoto (20; Vocaloid)

Tohoku Zunko (16; Vocaloid)

Tohoku Kiritan (11; Voiceroid and CeVIO)

Tohoku Itako (19; Voiceroid)

Cyber Diva (age not specified; Vocaloid)

Cyber Songman (age not specified; Vocaloid)

Kaito (13; Vocaloid and Piapro synth)

Kamui Gakupo (19; Vocaloid)

Utatane Piko (age not specified; Vocaloid)

Yukine (pet)

Zundamon (pet)

Tsukuyomi Shouta (7; Voiceroid)

Tsukuyomi Ai (5; Voiceroid)

Chiyu (17; SynthV)

Haiyi (15; SynthV)

Merli (age not specified; Vocaloid)

Kasane Teto (31; Utauloid)

Momo Momone (age not specified; Utauloid)

Uta Utane/Defoko (age not specified; Utauloid)

Meiko (13; Vocaloid and Piapro synth)

Bruno (age not specified; Vocaloid)

Wil (age not specified; Vocaloid)

VY2 (age not specified; Vocaloid)

Gumi (17; Vocaloid)

Megurine Luka (20; Vocaloid and Piapro synth)

YOHIOloid (age not specified; Vocaloid)

Point (pet)

Jellyfish (pet)

Cangqiong (18; SynthV)

Shian (14; SynthV)

Arsloid (17; Vocaloid)

Muxin (14; SynthV)

Alt. Muxin (age not specified; imaginary character)

More characters coming soon...

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## Written version

Note: *Italics* = thoughts

**Miku:** \*slips on banana peel\* GAH! \*starts falling\* AAAA!

**Len:** *This is my fault...Now what will she think of me?!* \*starts crying\*

**Miku:** \*falls in Len's arms\*

**Len:** *What do I tell her?*

**Miku:** Let me tell ya something, but first put me down!

**Len:** O-Ok! *She's mad at me!* \*puts Miku down\* What is she-

**Miku:** \*starts wiping Len's tears\*

**Len:** M-Miku, I- ...love you~

**Miku:** \*stops and blushes\*

**Len:** *What's wrong with me...?*

**Miku:** I do too.

**Len:** (surprised) B-but, are you sure?

**Miku:** What do you mean...?

**Len:** I mean...you won't regret it?

**Miku:** No.

**Len:** Okay then...\*scoops Miku back up and leans in for a ki-\*

**Miku:** \*pushes len away\* Okie, but maybe it's too early for dat! ^^; (co-author's note: ~~lol, why would Miku not wanna kiss from Len? XD~~)

Meanwhile...

**Fukase:** \*is jamming\*

**Flower:** \*bursts through door\* FUKASE!

**Fukase:** Whaaat?

**Flower:** I NEED THE RADIO!

**Fukase:** Ok! You don't have to shout at me!

**Flower:** Hmph- \*walks away\*

**Fukase:** YOU'RE WELCOME! So impolite! I wish there was a way to escape here where Flower can't boss me. But how?

**Aoki Lapis:** \*appears\* Ask me!

**Fukase:** (surprised) HUH?!

**Aoki:** Hi! I'm Aoki Lapis! Now-

**Fukase:** THIS IS SO WEIRD! Like...like...I'm a descendent of PETER PAN?! I mean...I don't really like him, but I have red hair and a hat and does this mean YOU ARE-

**Aoki:** No! I am NOT related to Tinkerbell! AaaAaAAnyway...I heard you need help with someone! \*winks\*

**Fukase:** Eh?! FLOWER! I NEED HELP WITH FLOWER! I WANT REVENGE! FIRST I WANT HER TO GO TO PRISON FOR ALL HER LIFE! WHEN SHE DIES SHE SHALL ROT IN THE WILDERNESS! SHE'LL BE FORGOTTEN FOREVER! THE PARTICLES LEFT FROM HER WILL BE THROWN INTO A BLACK HOLE! DURING IT ALL, I WANT TO BECOME MEMELORD! AT THE SAME TIME I GET TO WATCH FLOWER DIE! THE WORLD WILL BE UNDER MY COMMAND! EVERYONE SHALL DO AS I SAY THE WAY I THINK IT SHALL BE DONE! NO TAKING THINGS TOO LITERALLY! I SHALL HAVE EVERY RIGHT I WANT! I'LL BE THE LEADER! THE KING! THE RULER! THE EMPEROR! I SHALL HAVE THE MAGIC TO MAKE THINGS HOW I WANT THEM TO BE!!!!!

Meanwhile (the next day)...

**Hime:** Aaah-...AaaAAaah~

**Mikoto**: Hey, Hime! What are you doing?

**Hime**: Practicing for our new song!

**Mikoto**: Uh...I kinda...forgot to...

**Hime**: WHAT?! \*shrugs\* Then let's just practice together.

**Mikoto**: Ok!

At a different ~~house~~ mansion...

**Cyber Diva:** \*laying in a gold pile\* AHAHA! SO MUCH GOLLLD! I'M LOVIN' IT!

**Cyber Songman:** \*in a hammock between two loudspeakers\* Naw...This is better! My hammock in the right place!

**Cyber Diva:** NO! NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOLD PLUS SOME HARD CASH!

**Cyber Songman:** \*gets up\* Actually...MY HAMMOCK IS BETTER BECAUSE IT'S IN THE BEST PLACE!

**Cyber Diva:** \*also gets up\* UGH! SERIOUSLY, ONLY YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP NEXT TO SPEAKERS THAT LOUD!

\*doorbell starts ringing\*

**Cyber Songman:** ONLY YOU CAN SLEEP IN PILES OF METAL!

\*doorbell keeps ringing\*

**Piko (the pizza guy):** \*breaks through door\* OPEN THE DOOR!

Meanwhile...

**Kaito:** Len! Where were you last night?! Weren't we going to-

**Len:** About that...I...I kind of have a...crush...

**Kaito:** (surprised) A crush...LEN has a crush... \*starts giggling\*

**Len:** YOU'RE LAUGHING?! WAAAAA! KAITO, YOU'RE SO MEAN! \*starts crying\*

**Kaito:** Uhh...

**Len:** \*squeezing Kaito's face\* HOW COULD YOU?!

**Kaito:** *What did I do wrong-*

**Len:** PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE!

**Kaito:** I-

**Len:** \*choking Kaito\* DON'T!

**Kaito:** \*pushes Len away\* *Seriously...*OK! I won't!!

Meanwhile...

**Zunko:** Hi, Miku and Rin!

**Rin:** Hey, Zunko! We were supposed to meet yesterday but Miku was busy.

**Zunko:** Doing what?

**Miku:** NEXT QUESTION!!

**Rin:** You brought Zundamon?

**Miku:** I brought Yukine but I think I should put her down...

**Zunko:** Ya think?!-

**Itako:** (with Kiritan) There you are, Zunko! Where were you?

**Kiritan:** \*munching on chips\*

**Zunko:** I was just hanging out with Miku and Rin. (To Rin) These are my older and younger sisters, Itako and Kiritan.

**Itako:** That's such a cute rabbit, Miku!

**Miku:** Her name is Yukine.

**Rin:** Kiritan...why do you have knives on your head?!

**Kiritan:** Um...they aren't knives...

**Rin:** What are they then??

**Kiritan:** I honestly don't know...

**Rin:** Oh.

**Kiritan:** They might be though...

Meanwhile...

**Hime:** The concert starts in four hours. You ready?

**Mikoto:** Yeah! I can't wait! I almost want it to start right now!

After getting dressed...

**Hime:** Let's practice one more time.

Meanwhile...

**Len:** Kaito! Gakupo! You made it!

**Kaito:** Nice house!

**Len:** In case you're wondering, Rin's going to the MEIKA concert with her friends.

During dinner...

**Gakupo:** \*drops plate\* Oops...

**Len:** YOU BROKE THE PLATE?! Do you know how expensive it was?! WE HAD THOSE PLATES FOR YEARS!

**Gakupo:** I'm s-

**Len:** I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I WANT TO FORGIVE YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT?! JUST SIT IN THE CORNER AND EAT OUT OF A WOODEN PLATE!

**Gakupo:** \*starts crying and goes to the corner\*

**Len:** Kaito, come finish your dinner.

**Kaito:** \*is on the floor\*

**Len:** Why are you playing with blocks?

**Kaito:** I'm making a wooden plate for you to eat from when I turn 14 too.

**Len:** HUH?! KAI-

**Gakupo:** (in the corner) *I want to die I want to die I want to die*

**Len:** \*regrets his decisions and unnecessarily has suicidal thoughts for no reason\* Gakupo...

**Kaito:** (in the background) Here it comes!...

**Len:** I- \*starts crying\*

**Gakupo:** *W-what is Len going to do now?! What punishment is he going to give?!*

**Len:** WAAAAA! \*jumps on and hugs Gakupo\*

**Gakupo:** (surprised) Huh-

**Len:** BEEEEE MY FRIEND AGAINNN!

**Kaito:** \*jumps out of nowhere and also hugs Gakupo\* MEEHEE TOOOOO!

**Len:** WAAAA!

**Gakupo:** \*is suffocating\* Gaah-

**Kaito:** (after they finally got off) Welp, that was fun!

**Rin:** \*comes in\* I'M HOOOME! Len, why are you-

**Len:** (surprised) \*dries face as fast as possible\* I'M OK!

**Rin:** Huh?

Back with the Tohoku sisters...

**Zunko:** The concert was better than I thought!

**Itako:** Bring me next time!

**Kiritan:** And Zundamon finally woke up.

Meanwhile...

**Fukase:** It's nighttime and Aoki didn't come...\*sigh\*

**Flower:** Fukase? Who is "Aoki?"

**Fukase:** I can't tell you

**Flower:** Why?

**Fukase:** \*pushes Flower out of the way\* I JUST CAN'T!

**Flower:** Ya girlfriend or somethin'?

**Fukase:** EWW NO! *Aoki...WHY didn't you come earlier...*Can you just-

**Aoki:** \*POOF\* Hi, Fukase!

**Flower:** (in shock) Is that a-

**Fukase:** \*smacks Flower out of the room and slams the door\*

**Aoki:** Did you just shut Flower outside-

**Fukase:** NEXT TIME COME EARLY!

Meanwhile...

**Len:** *I can finally get out of the house...and forget everything that happened.*

**Miku:** Hey, Len! Bad day?

**Len:** Yeah...

**Miku:** Wanna walk together?

**Len:** Ok...

So they did until...

**Len:** At least you had a good day...

**Miku:** Umm...well at least-

**Shouta:** (not too far away) Don't worry. As long as you're with me, you're safe.

**Ai:** Ok. We still need to find Mommy.

**Shouta:** Let's find someone we know to help.

**Len:** \*hearing their conversation\* Huh?

**Ai:** But what if we don't find someone we know?

**Len:** Um...hello...?

**Ai:** \*hides behind Shouta\* Stranger danger!! AAH!

**Len:** N-no! Don't- Don't cry! I-

**Shouta:** \*~~T-poses XD\*~~

**Len:** What...

**Shouta:** Mommy says don't talk to strangers.

**Len:** You- you don't understand! We're not bad-

**Miku:** Let me handle this. Are you two lost?

**Shouta:** Yes...

**Ai:** And we can't get hoooome!!

**Miku:** \*lets Ai hold Yukine\*

**Ai:** BUNNY!

**Shouta:** Um...do you guys know how to get home?

**Len:** Well, let's start looking...

Eventually...

**Dad (Mr. Tsukuyomi):** Shouta! Ai! We were looking for you.

**Ai:** Yeah! They helped! \*points to Len and Miku\*

**Shouta:** Thank the strangers!

Meanwhile...

**Haiyi:** CHIYU! CHIYUUU!

**Chiyu:** What

**Haiyi:** I'm bored!

**Chiyu:** Haiyi, it's 11:20 at night, Shian, Xingchen, and Che- you know, ARE ASLEEP?!! So let's go to bed.

**Haiyi:** But I'm not tired-

**Chiyu:** Well, I'M GOING TO SLEEP \*leaves\*

**Haiyi:** *What do I do now?...Bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...*

**Aoki:** \*appears with miniature Fukase\* Hi! I'm A-

**Fukase:** WHO IS THAT?

**Aoki:** I'M AOKI LAPIS. THIS IS FUKASE-

**Haiyi:** I'M HAIYI! HI!

**Aoki:** Hi...Anyway, I heard you are being misunderstood.

**Fukase:** LIKE ME!

**Haiyi:** Yes...Well, Chiyu isn't mean, but I'm not tired and she doesn't understand. I'm also bored...but she isn't rude...

**Fukase:** Unlike Flower...she's so mean! You're so lucky...

**Aoki:** Well, what can I do for you?

**Haiyi:** Eh...?! I WANT TO GET FAR AWAY FROM HERE! FAR, FAR AWAY FROM HERE! I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE I CAN BE FREE AND NOT BE JUDGED! I WANT TO GO TO A WORLD THAT I CAN RULE! I'LL BE FREE AND I'LL FINALLY DO WHAT I DREAMED OF!

Meanwhile (the next day)...

**Rin:** Leeeeen!!

**Len:** Huh? What?

**Rin:** I got a text from Miku. She wants you to know this, she'll be gone for a month.

**Len:** (surprised) A MONTH?! WHY?!

**Rin:** Read this. \*shows Len her phone\*

The text read, "Rin, let Len read this. I'll be gone for a month. I'm going on a dangerous mission. I can't tell why yet. It's important."

**Len:** W-why would Miku go on a dangerous secret mission? Why can't she tell us?

**Rin:** \*shrugs\* Dunno. She says it's important. She hopes you understand.

**Len:** When does she leave?

**Rin:** Tomorrow.

Later...

**Len:** *I can't find Miku anywhere! I know it's only one month...but...she said it's dangerous...I'm going to ask her...all of my questions...But I can't...I can't find her...I should...stop looking. Miku...Miku...* \*starts crying\* *Where are you? She says she hopes I understand...but...I don't...Wh-*

**Miku:** Crying again, eh?

**Len:** Miku?!

**Miku:** What's wrong?

**Len:** I...I uh...

**Miku:** \*hands over a handkerchief\*

**Len:** Oh. Um...*What's going on?! I was so ready to tell her all my questions, and now...I can't even say anything...*

**Miku:** Wait, let me guess. It's about the mission.

**Len:** Um...well...yes...

**Miku:** I have to go. I can't tell you why though...yet.

**Len:** WAAAAAA!

**Miku:** No! D-don't worry! Is it something I said?

**Len:** *Can't I get a hold of myself?! I don't want her to think she did anything wrong...*

**Miku:** \*panics\* IT'S-IT'S ONLY ONE MONTH! I-I'LL BE FINE!

**Len:** No matter what happens...I'll try to be positive...I'll be ok...

**Miku:** You sure?

**Len:** I think so...

**Miku:** Oh, ok.

**Len:** Go now. I think you have to get ready to leave tomorrow.

**Miku:** Oh, right! Bye! Oh, right! And one more thing: If I fail the mission, you'll probably figure out why I had to go a little earlier than expected. Bye! \*leaves\*

**Len:** BYE! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU! I'LL MISS YOU, OK?!

Meanwhile...

**Cyber Diva:** \*looking at a plate of $20 bills\* Delicious! Mmm!

**Cyber Songman:** \*looking at a plate with a phone on it\* Yummy! Time to dig in!

When they finished...

**Cyber Songman:** CYBER DIVA!

**Cyber Diva:** \*reading\* What?

**Cyber Songman:** What IS this?! \*looking at a giant pile of gold\*

**Cyber Diva:** Where I keep some of my gold.

**Cyber Songman:** Oh...

Meanwhile...

**Hime:** Yesterday's concert was a success!

**Mikoto:** Yeah!

**Hime:** Mikoto, can we take a walk? I want a break from all that singing.

**Mikoto:** Sure!

And so they did...

**Mikoto:** Hime, this was a great idea! Despite everyone taking pictures of us, I feel so relaxed.

**Hime:** I know, right? Good thing we're used to it.

Meanwhile...

**Kiritan:** I'm bored and Zunko is still asleep.

**Itako:** Well, maybe-

**Kiritan:** OH, I GOT IT!

**Itako:** What?

**Kiritan:** mInEcRaFT! \*plays Minecraft intensely\*

**Itako:** Oh...hehe...

A few minutes later...

**Itako:** Good morning, Zunko!

**Zunko:** Hi! Me and Kiritan were going to- \*notices how distracted she is\* Uh...Never mind...After you finish with that...

Meanwhile...

**Aoki:** We're here! Fairyland!

**Fukase:** I can float!

**Haiyi:** This place is cool!

**Aoki:** Come meet my sister, Merli. She isn't nice all the time, but she'll be excited to see you!

**Merli:** \*appears\* Did someone want to see me?

Back with Miku...

**Teto:** (onscreen) OH-HO HO! A GIRL FROM THE COUNTRY I-

**Miku:** CAPTAIN KASANE OF UTAU! US VOCALOIDS WANT PEACE! Why is it that you want to harm our country?

**Teto:** WHY?! Shouldn't you know?!

**Meiko:** No, we don't actually.

**Teto:** TOO BAD!

\*silence\*

**Bruno:** I guess this means war. At least a lot of other countries are supporting us...

**YOHIOloid:** We're lucky we did this a day early. We at least have more time to work things out. We have to go to Utau ourselves.

Meanwhile...

**Len:** (crying) *Miku...Ok, Len. That's enough crying! You're not a baby so stop now. You're right, Len...you shouldn't cry over a girl who...who...who...who...who...Ok, either I'm too close to Miku, or I'm just a crybaby! But...she really is nice- CAN I STOP TORTURING MYSELF?!*

**Rin:** Len?

\*two imaginary demon and angel Lens appear in Len's brain\*

**Angel Len:** Don't think negative. It won't end bad. Trust me.

**Demon Len:** Pshhht! Bruh! Just give up! Miku's gonna die anyway.

\*both imaginary Lens disappear\*

**Len:** *What do I do? There are so many girls in the world, so why am I so insane about one?!*

**Rin:** Hi, Len.

**Len:** GAAH! H-how long were you here?!

**Rin:** \*sits down\* I was here- WATCHING \*evil smile\*

**Len:** \*faints\*

**Rin:** *All those weird faces he was doing...mumbling all alone...what got into him?*

Meanwhile...

**Aoki:** Merli! Just in time!

**Merli:** I know!

**Fukase and Haiyi:** COME SEE MY PET!

**Haiyi:** Wait...Fukase has a pet too?!

**Fukase:** Yeah! This is Point; he was hiding behind me this whole time.

**Haiyi:** Wait, what?! Anyway, this is Jellyfish. It was on my head. It doesn't really have a name.

Meanwhile...

**Cangqiong:** Guys! Where's Haiyi?!

**Shian:** You're right, Cangqiong! I haven't seen her since the morning!

**Chiyu:** Um...that might be my fault...

**Cangqiong:** What do you mean?

**Chiyu:** I mean...last night...you were all already asleep and Haiyi was bored. I hope I didn't sound too mean...Do you think she escaped...because she thought I was boring?!

**Cangqiong:** It can't be that...

**Chiyu:** Wait, isn't today your first day of school?!

At school...

**Cangqiong:** This looks like a good seat. \*sits down next to a Vocaloid named Arsloid\*

During work...

**Arsloid:** \*accidentally breaks his pencil\* (mumbling) Ghh...why did I not bring a sharpener...

**Cangqiong:** \*gives him a new pencil\* Hi!

**Arsloid:** \*blushes\* *What's going on...*You should get back to work...

**Cangqiong:** I'm Cangqiong! Who are you?

**Arsloid:** *This is creepy.* Arsloid...

**Cangqiong:** Weird name...

**Arsloid:** ARSLOID!

**Cangqiong:** But ok!

At Rin and Len's school...

**Len:** \*has a completely depressed aura\*

**Rin:** Cheer up! It's lunch! I don't wanna sit alone!

**Len:** Hah-

**Rin:** \*gets triggered and flips Len over onto his head\*

Later...

**Len:** (now in bandages) Ugh-

**Muxin:** Hi!

**Len:** Hi Muxin...

**Muxin:** \*confused\* Ok! Have a good day!

At lunch...

**Muxin:** \*falls asleep on the grass\*

In his dream...

**A voice:** Wake up!

**Muxin:** \*wakes up\* Huh? \*sees something zoom by\* What was that?!

The grass suddenly started to get bigger and bigger.

**Muxin:** Is that grass...growing?!

Soon...

**Muxin:** I shrunk...Wait...where's the school?!

**The voice:** Muuuuxiinn

So he ran...

Suddenly, the world got darker...

**Muxin:** *Who am I running from?! Why is it suddenly so dark?!* \*stops running\* Ok, that's it! Show yourself!

**The voice/mystery figure:** Oh-ho-ho! I think you mean...to show...\*swishes cloak off\* YOURSELF!!

**Muxin:** Huh?! Wait...why is the ground sinking?!

Later...

**Muxin:** I'm...alive...Where am I falling now?

Later...

**Muxin:** *A...black void...*Hello? Anyone?

**The voice aka alt. Muxin:** Why, yes! YOU, of course!

**Muxin:** Me again?! Wait...why can I see you/other me, but I can't see me?

**Alt. Muxin:** BECAUSE I'M THE NEW YOU! I *AM* YOU, ONLY BETTER!

Outside of Muxin's nightmare...

**Muxin:** (mumbling) Noo...I don't want to disappear!

**Some person:** Is he asleep...with his eyes open...?

Meanwhile...

**Aoki:** I'll show you around.

**Fukase:** It's nice up here!

**Aoki:** A-

**Fukase:** What's that?