K R U S T Y X P E N X D O C X P E S R O N

**Nobody take this seriously.**

(Krusty walks up to Pen, who is busy drawing Gayball)

**Krusty**: Why Pen, you look mighty hot today.

**Pen**: (looks up) Oh, thanks, Krusty. Lol.

(TwoBrains suddenly barges in because she can)

**TwoBrains**: Ey, guys!

**Krusty**: Hi, Doc!

**Pen**: Ahoy, me boy!

**TwoBrains**: (crosses her arms) I’m a girl.

**Pen**: E.

**TwoBrains**: What up?

**Krusty**: Oh, I was just about to ask Pen here out on a date…

**Pen**: **What**?

**TwoBrains**: What.

**Krusty**: Yeah.

**Pen**: Oh no.

(TwoBrains starts laughing hysterically in the background)

**Krusty**: But-

**TwoBrains**: (stops laughing) Oh.

**Krusty**: It’s gonna be a double date.

**TwoBrains**: Oh god.

**Krusty**: With you and Pesron!

**TwoBrains**: *Oh god.*

**Pen**: Lol, no.

**Krusty**: Lol, yes.

**TwoBrains**: *Why.*

**Krusty**: It was your idea!

(TwoBrains covers her blushing face)

(Pesron enters)

**Pesron**: Hello, everyone.

**TwoBrains**: *Don't listen to him. Bad things are happening.*

**Krusty**: Doc wants to ask you on a date! You Know, since you two are *boyfriend* and *girlfriend*.

**TwoBrains**: God help me.

**Pesron**: I’d be fine with it.

**TwoBrains**: Uh.

**Krusty**: Great!

**Pen**: Bracket.

(Later, they all arrive at the Krusty Krab restaraunt)

(Doc stares at the Krabby Patty in front of her with evident disgust. She wonders what it is made out of)

**Krusty**: You okay, friend?

**TwoBrains**: (nods) Yeah.

(She lifts up the top bun and sees a dead rat laying on the patty. With a frightened expression on her face, she puts the bun back and gently pushes the plate away from her)

**Krusty**: (turns to Pesron) So, Pesron, how are you doing?

**Pesron**: I am fine, thank you. (Looks over at Doc, who is sitting back with her hair covering her face)

**Pen**: What's up, Doc?

**TwoBrains**: Nothing.

**Pesron**: (pushes her hair out of her face) That doesn't look like nothing.

(Tears can be seen in Doc's eyes)

**Pesron**: What happened?

**TwoBrains**: (points to the patty, choking back her tears) ...That thing...

**Krusty**: Whats wrong with it?

**TwoBrains**: I'm scared. (Hugs Pesron)

**Pesron**: But it's just a...

(He lifts up the bun and sees the rat)

**Pesron**: (hugs TwoBrains tighter) I'm scared too.

**Pen**: Aw, come on, it's not that bad. (Grabs the patty and takes a bite out of it) See? It's pretty good!

**TwoBrains** and **Pesron**: (stare at her)

**Krusty**: (sighs dreamily)

**Pesron**: I don't think I'm hungry anymore.

**Krusty**: Aw, maybe this wasn't a good idea...

**TwoBrains**: (way too quickly) No wait!

(Everyone stares, and she becomes embarrassed)

**TwoBrains**: Heh heh, I mean, you guys shouldn't call it quits just for us. We can just leave you two... (begins to walk away)

**Pesron**: That is true, this is your time.

**Krusty**: But then I'd miss out on *your* date!

**TwoBrains**: (looks back) Our date?

**Krusty**: Yeah, the one you're having now!

**TwoBrains**: Uh, no no no, please. I mean, Pesron’s probably uncomfortable as it is. I don’t want him to be anymore.

**Pesron**: I told you it’s fine. Don’t worry.

**TwoBrains**: Oh my god.

**Pesron**: Well, unless you’d be uncomfortable―

**TwoBrains**: No, that’s not what I― (inhales) Fine, Krusty.

**Krusty**: Hooray! We can just go somewhere else anyway.

**TwoBrains**: Like... Where?

**Pen**: (jumps up) The mall!

**TwoBrains**: No.

**Pen**: McDonald's!

**TwoBrains**: No.

**Pen**: The park!

**TwoBrains**: Fine.

**Pen**: Yay!

(They arrive at the park, where both pairs sit down on benches adjacent of each other)

**Krusty**: (sighs) Isn't this Nice?

**Pen**: Ya.

**TwoBrains**: Sure...

**Pesron**: It certainly is.

**Krusty**: What's wrong now, Brains?

**TwoBrains**: Oh no, nothing at all. It's just... Chilly.

**Pesron**: (puts an arm around her) I'll keep you warm.

**Krusty**: Oh ho ho ho―

**TwoBrains**: Shut it.

**Krusty**: (leans close to her) It's destiny.

**Pen**: Destiny.

**TwoBrains**: (covers her face with her hands)

**Pesron**: Did I miss something?

**TwoBrains**: I think you'd be better off not knowing the answer to that question.

(Some dude walks by with a confused look on his face)

**Bigtimer**: What the...? Who put who up to this?

**TwoBrains**: Don't ask.

**Pesron**: (aside, to Doc) Why did Krusty want us to do this?

**TwoBrains**: I couldn't tell you. But it's weird.

**Pesron**: Does he still think we're in a romantic relationship?

**TwoBrains**: (shrugs) Apparently.

**Pesron**: Well, I guess we can't blame him.

**Bigtimer**: Look everyone! Mount. Plot Device is erupting!

**Pesron**: Oh, no, we're going to die in the end.

(Everyone Died, The End)