Knights vs rab*its

**The Knights vs Ra\*bits war** is an event that occured on 6/29/2023. Originally a harmless trend of profile pictures depicting *Ensemble Stars!* anime characters front facing, events took a dramatic turn with the increasing suggestions of *"grouping together in units"* and *"having a war".*

Eventually, Eichi Tenshouin sow the seeds of a chaotic, brutal war when he begin the DreamFes poll with Knights agains Ra\*bits per request of Leo Tsukinaga.

## History

Thursday 7pm CEST group creation
phantom thieves pray for a MV
the room was immediately messy at the 3 leos in the room
Leo decided that we will rule enstarstwt
another Leo (angii) decided that we will have war

7:18PM CEST fully agreed to go into war and started looking for enemys
more members decided to join
leo (angii) is stupid and sends a voice messeage where the rest makes fun of them
sena (ri) asks who wants to be his leo
Knights members started to lose braincells together
"FORCED TO KNOW YOU GUYS FR LIKE WHERE AM I HOW DID I GET HERE !!?? oh well we’re knights and thats all that matters right" -Leo
"Born to idk forced to knights ig"-Leo

7:37PM CEST Knights see their first enemy, half of Eden is formed
Ex-fine forms instead

7:40PM CEST Ra\*bits got formed, the main enemy of Knights
Knights discuss if to wait for Eden or to fight Ra\*bits
Knights agree to fight Trickstar if they get seen

7:44PM CEST Ra\*bits declare to fight Knights
JUDGEMENT TIME BEGINS, Knights chant (its a duel)
new Leo (vivi) joins the Knights

7:49PM CEST Leo suggests to do Knight Killers
Leo (angii) suggests to spam Knights song under every ra\*bits tweet

7:51PM CEST Dreamfes poll gets suggested
Knights cant decide who makes the Poll and ask Mist to do it
Knights decide they cant get threatened by Ra\*bits
Ra\*bits decide to slander Knights songs therefor Knights dissed Nazunas Solo
"Leo-san... you are right... as King, it is my responsibility, isn't it? But I am uncertain of how to craft this poll, you see.." -Tsukasa (Mist)

8:02PM CEST
Ra\*bits got Rei (gab)
Izumi (ri) decided its an all out war now
Proposal of Knights and Ra\*bits joining forces was denied by Ra\*bits talking about Tomoyas eyebrows instead

8:06PM CEST
Ryuseitai forms
Knighst want to perform Seishun emergency, and want to get Ryuseitai on their side as Knights are Justice
First attack by Ra\*bits, Joyfull Box

8:10PM CEST
Ra\*bits decide to sacrifice Izumi Sena, Knights agree
Ryuseitai teams up with Ra\*bits
Ryuseitai denies to have picked a side, Chiaki (mel) specifically
Izumi (ri) hopes that Knights will win as theyre the sacrifice

8:14PM CEST
Leo (Angii) requests Eichi (Ajax) to do the Dreamfes Poll
Eichi (ajax) replied and agreed
"Ooh~ That would be splended. It should certainly happen" -Eichi (Ajax)
new leo joins
All of Knights feel thrilled and ready to fight
"As per Tsukinaga-kun’s request, there will be a dreamfes between Knights and Ra\*bits. Have fun you two." -Eichi (ajax)
Rei (gab) switches sides over to Knights

8:21PM CEST DREAMFES POLL STARTED
All of Knights ask their friends to vote
Ritsu (niko) starts to bribe the masses

8:26PM CEST
Tsukasa (mist) starts to yumebait
Leo starts to rizz everyone up, noone believes it until they see it
Tsukasa (mist & KiA) start to lose battery and overheat
All of Knights is scared and thrilled at the Dreamfes poll

8:29PM CEST
Ritsu (nox) found more sacrifices
Knights blames Homophobia on their losing

8:32PM CEST
Ra\*bits start to deflame Knights and Knights is worried how they knew of their plan
Ritsu (niko), Leo and Ritsu (vivi) start to blame Izumi
Leo (angii) suggests to feed chocolate to the Ra\*bits
Knights agree
another Ritsu (ré) joins

8:37PM CEST
FIRST DEATH KNOWN,Mitsuru (cinnamon) ate Leos (Angii) chocolate
Knights start to call Ra\*bits Rabies
Anzu tells Knights to stop murdering

8:45PM CEST
Ra\*bits find out about Rei switching sides
Ra\*bits start to throw Stale bread at Knights

8:50PM CEST
Knights get desperate and starts to reach out to other languages (specifally krstars and jpstarstwt) and enstarstt
Knights get a secret agent (vaun)
Tsukasa (kia) gets Eden on Knights side
Leo (Angii) asks eichi (ajax) if theyre bribable to be on Knights side
eichi (ajax) agrees and starts negotiating with Leo (angii) they wont vote but theyll ask their friends in condition to not spare Rei in the Rei vs cute Ra\*bits Poll hosted by Eichi (ajax)

9:03PM CEST
Ritsu (niko) house almost got flooded
Tsukasa (kia) tried to convince anzu to vote Knights but anzu already vote Ra\*bits
as Ra\*bits tried to scam the audience by pretending to be poor Knights started to look at their canonical connections
Leo and Ritsu (hafu) try to make up a sad story
- "how about the story of tenshouin eichi the chronically online teen who led the revolution of idoltwt?" -Ritsu (hafu)
- "leo tsukinaga cloning machine exploded killing millions of leos that would otherwise be in our group" -Leo#2
Tsukasa (mist) recieved intel from their secret agent

9:09PM CEST
Knights relocates to Tsukasas (kias) house after hearing of the plan
Knights plan out everyone who they can use for the votes
Leo (angii) contacts Kohaku (claire) and doesnt get a response
The Knights Phantom Thieves server is created
Leo plans on contacting the Seiyuus of enstars for promo

9:20PM CEST
Leo (angii) contacts subaru (kiki) if they could promote Knights
Knights gets new information from their agent, Ra\*bits planned out in what order to cook Knights
Subaru promoted Knights "A VOTE FOR KNIGHTS IS A VOTE FOR RIGHTS"
Knights notice that there are no longer Ra\*bits on their timeline, guessing that theyre planning something

9:36PM CEST
more infos from secret agent (vaun), 3 ra\*bits members have a deal with eichi
Ritsu (ré) suggests to ask for help in pjsktwt, everyone declines

9:41PM CEST
AN UNKNOWN RITSU HAS GLUED A FEDORA ON HAJIME (hero)
As knights trie dto reach out to other units they found out that majority voted for Ra\*bits, including Rinne (Ceres)
SUBARU (kiki) GETS FOUND OUT TO BE A SNAKE, they get found out to also promote ra\*bits

9:51PM CEST
Ritsu (Hafu) makes up that a hajime put something in their drink
Izumi (ri) tries to bribe sora, it works
Leo (Shira) tries to corrupt madara
Knights is getting nostalgic about the fact that they got along well
Knights decide that Tsukasa (KiA) is their leader

10:00PM CEST
Hajime responds to Ritsus (Hafu) alligations of putting something in their drink, they admit to it but still give fault to Ritsu
Leo (Angii) suggest to bring Eichi (ajax) into this again as hes part of the Tea Club like Ritsu and Hajime
Tori says that Tsukasa (KiA) is betraying their friends for his Unit
Tomoya (Miya) gets sick because he ate the chocolate bar Knights had and drank something from Ritsus tea
Knights find out that Eichi is getting sacrificed by Ryuseitai by tying bags of rocks to eichis legs and dropping him of the mariana trench

10:09PM CEST
Ritsu (Hafu) releases the izumi death accusations
Leo (angii) suggests sacrificing Izumi to end the war
Ritsu (niko) bit down on a pepper seed
Knights see that Hajime wants to end the war because so many people are dying
Knights agree that they will have peace but will still sacrifice Izumi
Leo (angii) suggests to throw izumi off the cliff, Ritsu (cory) suggests to put him into the meat grinder

10:16PM CEST
Izumi has offically died because Nazuna used Stale bread cannons at him
Knights get blamed for Tomoyas death by him writing Knights in blood next to the ground
Knights decide that they have to offer someone else in exchange for that death, and decide on two Ritsus

10:21PM CEST
Izumi is offically buried and mourned after
Ritsu (niko) decides to edit all of Ra\*bits on Knights uniform to show honor
Knights find out that Mitsuru lost his hair, again to an unknown Knights member, Knights agreed it was Izumi from the afterlife

10:28PM CEST
Eichi (ajax) asks Leo (angii) to stop the murder and Leo (angii) promises itll be over soon
Ritsu (Hafu) is dying to poison that Hajime put in his drink

10:34PM CEST
Tsukasa (KiA) is writing the Peace treaty
Leo (angii) gets suspected to have shaven off Mitsurus (z) hair by Eichi (ajax)
Hajime gets a chainsaw after finding out Knights doesnt care about Tomoyas death
Eichi (ajax) is getting impatient with the peace treaty

10:38PM CEST
PEACE TREATY RELEASE
"Knights have all come to an agreement of making a Peace Treaty with Ra\*bits. There have been too many deaths, first of Mitsuru- kun and of our beloved Sena. We are offering two of our Ritsu's as a sacrifice to end this madness, one has been burned and the other frozen to death"-Tsukasa (kia)
Eichi (ajax) threatens to nullify the poll if Knights and Ra\*bits dont make up
Ritsu (hafu) asks eichi (ajax) if he felt ill from the tea hajime served him

10:42PM CEST
Nazuna (kathy) asks if the peace treaty is real
Ritsu (ré & Niko) suggest doing a declaration of independance for knights??, most of knights disagreed
Tsukasa (kia) explains to Naztsu (vaun, secret agent) that were offering 2 dead ritsus (hafu & niko) and non poisened food
Leo (angii) suggests to offer giving their knights honor to the ra\*bits but that was denied
Naztsu (vaun) asks what would happen if ra\*bits declines the offer
Tsukasa (KiA) informs the rest of Knights that Anzu can revive

10:45PM CEST
PEACE TREATY GOT ACCEPETED
Knights find out through Hajime that apparently 2Wink gave Ra\*bits missinformation about Knights

WAR IS OVER

## Quotes

say i if you wanna use izumi as a sacrifice (the only thing ra\*bits and knights agreed on was sacrrificing izumi)

i was an Eichi and i got pushed out of a window on the 30th floor and died by the hands of Leo-🌟

nagisa fed eichi flourite and he choked on it and then jun came and preformed cpr and now eichi is ok-🌟

VOTE RA\*BITS IF U LOVE BREATHING !! ♪ -🌟

VOTE KNIGHTS FOR RIGHTS

NO PLS VOTE RA\*BITS OR TOMOYA DIES :( -🌟

vote knights or you hate cory tatsumiyaoi47

apperently the members of knights shaved someones hair off to try and make them surrender the fight,,, anyways vote ra\*bits <3 -🌟

*"I wonder if somewhere within the Ra\*bits and Knights war there’s love blooming between a ra\*bit member and knight member like the capulets and montagues."*

what if we were in rabits knights war and we kissed

They killed Tomoya kun off.... And Sena but this isn't so important ^\_^ - 🍵