Unnamed Bullet Hell/Loading Screen Tips

Small little sentences that appear randomly on the loading screen. They don't cycle, each loading screen will have just 1 random tip as it loads.

* Try dodging bullets!

* Lamp Oil, Ropes, and Bombs.
* Were it so easy…
* SHAW!
* Having fun? Join the club!
* Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
* I kid you not, he turns himself into a pickle.
* The air gets colder around you…
* BRAIN BLAST!
* “Back in My Day”
* Yes.
* Congratulations!
* Welcome to Episode 1 of my Let’s Play.
* Just don’t die.
* I would like to bring to your attention that I, the being known as Sean, hold the power necessary to perform everything that would in any other cases be impossible to execute for those of lower echlean such as yourselves.
* SHOWTIME!!!
* Get gud.
* God help me I will make you doesn’t.
* You have lost your spine privileges. Hand it over.
* Ravioli Ravioli give me the Formuoli.
* Hippity Hoppity your kneecaps go poppity.
* Do you particularly enjoy Jazz music?
* What are you doing in my cave?
* Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?
* **S U F F E R**
* Let it die
* EAGLE PUNCH!
* I can fly!
* Anotha one
* I do not.
* Arceus is my favorite non-mythical Pokemon.
* Eat my Shorts!
* I shall now consume the gods.
* What’d they put on my plate, a brick?
* I call this one, THE FLYING SALAMANDER!!
* Time Bad.
* Shot through the heart.
* That’s not very pro gamer of you.
* I need a weapon.
* It is I who nuts to that.
* Easy as Bread Sandwiches!
* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* I have the power of God and Anime on my side!
* Step 9 (optional): Wipe out every being in the Homo Sapiens genus.
* C o n k.
* Sacrilege.
* You have been distracted.
* S H U T.
* Oren was not the Impostor.
* I HAVE SUCTION!
* I am going to commit arson!
* Existn’t.
* He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
* BY THE PROPHETS! Is that a funny watermark?!
* I call it the Shut the Fuck Up-inator!
* This video is sponsored by…
* I gtg my fish is drowning.
* Mom says it’s my turn on the Bullet Hell.
* Sir, finishing this sandwich.
* The FBI is approaching from the west!
* Can I get a hail yeah?
* I dislike the lack of social distancing here.
* Top of the Mornin’.
* Funny Forward Air!
* Long time no see!
* Hey Oren add somethin here.
* Every 60 seconds in Africa, a miniute passes.
* You have a disease!
* How dare you disturb my family vacation!
* So much later that the old narrator got bored, and they had to hire a new one.
* Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
* What doesn’t kill ya, usually succeeds in the second attempt.
* WE AREN’T CAVEMEN! We have technology....
* These aren’t your normal everyday bullets. These are, **advanced bullets**.
* Be careful around the fabric of reality.
* Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom.
* You know, wumbo? He, she me, *Wumbo*?
* It’s about sending a message.
* Welcome to my meat lair.
* It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
* Go commit cease vital functions required to prolong one’s physical being.
* This does.
* I’ll remember you all in therapy.
* Is mayonaise an instrument?
* Wake me up when I care.
* Hello, I like money!
* Hello, could you play that song again?
* I found you, faker!
* Brb gotta go fold the dishes
* *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
* Did it evolve? Haha jk.
* Pineapples go great on pizza.
* You’ve never seen Cthulhu, **but he’s** **certainly seen you**.
* A magical place of fairy tales, rainbows, and killer unicorns. What’s not to like?
* Not even the apocalypse can stop capitalism!
* Wort wort wort.
* Come back at night if you wish to enter.
* Oops, dropped my black hole!
* This is the greatest PLAAAAAANNN
* Welcome to **die**
* So I did some off-camera mining
* LONG LIVE THE WORM’S PRIDE
* Now we’re gonna bully him and take his life!
* Ok boomer
* I don’t think that was a speed bump
* Please do not the cat
* Modern problems require modern solutions.
* Here comes Pac Man!
* *Silence.*
* Cheese is just a loaf of milk.
* Hello! It’s me, Waffle, on your PC!
* What’s a life to a giga-ton of cookies?
* When the impostor is sus
* OH NO HE’S HOT!!
* Too bad that didn’t kill me.
* Don’t let the flame die out!
* Imagine thinking you own classical music.
* How long can I make one of these before it bugs out the game? I mean like to the point where the text engine starts messin up, y’know, shovin text off the screen n stuff.  Guess there’s only one way to find out huh? \*breathes\*. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!
* Time to commit hook slaughter.
* I’m literally the guy in the pic.
* Do instruments of torture count?
* Bananas are sticky.
* Pizza pizza!
* Pass me the salt.
* How many fingers am I holding up?
* Generating Structures...
* Setting Traps…
* Beep Bop Boop
* Hey all, Scott here.