Priority One Messages

The first chat Priority One message was purchased by Braxton and aired on November 14, 2017 at timestamp 47:17 (Episode 9, Mek'leths at Dawn)

From: Richard Valet; For: The Greatest Discovery GroupChat

"I just want to say thanks for keeping me distracted at work, constantly entertained, and frequently laughing. Thanks for the Mirror Universe worldbuilding, the stream-of-consciousness that's nearly impossible to keep up with, the many tangents, the top-shelf nicknames, and the all-around great friendships. You guys zrock."

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The second Priority One message (P1) was purchased by the Warm Honeyed Bosom collectively and aired on January 9, 2018 at time stamp 46:05 (Episode 10, Giant Barrel of Goo Gone)

From: The Warm Honeyed Bosom; For: Future Marbles

"Alright, binturongz are evil. Have you overshared a “good” scar “story”? Did you...touch the bone? “Lick” the eyeballs? Ulysses H. Cash has some friend chicken for you in the backchat. Cat you fo? Watch out for the “airlock”; @Braxton Clapp has an itchy “trigger” “finger” if you know who that beautiful animal is (Manfred? SOON). JOIN BABY NATION"

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The third Priority One message (P2) was purchased by the Warm Honeyed Bosom collectively and aired on January 16, 2018 at time stamp 54:15 (Episode 11, That's Going All the Way In)

From: Manfred; For: Womaninpigtailsbeinghitinfacewithrawhotdogs.gif

"The marbles fall. Amanda enacts her floury revenge. The bloof drips freely from a binturong bite. Your mind melds with the nearest koala, its face freshly punched. Is it whiskey night? The slither of tentacles turns you on. Perhaps a lovely clementine or some hearty kale will sate your appetite. Les amis de la salle de chat beckon. Are you dropped?"

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The fourth Priority One message (P3) was purchased by the Warm Honeyed Bosom collectively and aired on January 23, 2018 at time stamp 56:35 (Episode 12, Gremlins in the Microwave)

From: Chat Mom, Chat Dad, and 19 Chat Brats (and growing); For: Ben and Adam

"P3: We cordially invite you to join us for FoD chat, where we offer lessons in: Canadia, Franch, and Gremen; Binturong Safety; Airlock and Tractor Beam Operation; Gif Blind Interpretation; Olde Tyme bare-knuck memeing; Beautiful Animal Identification; Backchat Navigation; MU Sketching; Random Force-adding; Chat Mind-melding; and of course, Cocaine."

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The fifth Priority One message (P4) was purchased by the Warm Honeyed Bosom collectively and aired on January 30, 2018 at time stamp 47:25 (Episode 13, Half Apple and a Pancake)

From: It puts the MooseLubeTM on its skin; For: Or it gets the binturong again

"P4: MooseLubeTM: for when your knuck is stuck and your duck won’t suck. Any Canuck Schmuck worth a buck will tell ya, if your luck has run amok, tuck your stuck knuck into MooseLubeTM. Perfect for duck, duck, grey knuck."

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The sixth Priority One message (P5) was purchased by the Warm Honeyed Bosom collectively and aired on February 6th, 2018 at time stamp 1:01:00 (Episode 14, Head to the Penthouse for the Party)

From: The Warm Honeyed Bosom; For: Ben and Adam

"P5: Janet Jackson killed the groundhog, Wiarton Willie, ruining Canadian Rodentide. Let’s see the Oceans 11 remake: Eleven Cheadles, starring 10 Don Cheadles & Don in a binturong suit. Do you know how to work Tenor GIF Magic? Your pumpkin technique leads to breakage, try grapefruit instead. May your gait be stable, and all your bones be covered."

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The seventh Priority One message (P6) was purchased by the Warm Honeyed Bosom collectively and aired on February 13th, 2018 at time stamp 57:15 (Episode 15, Jump Streeting Qo'noS)

From: The Warm Honeyed Bosom; For: Ben and Adam

“P6:As Disco wraps up we considered submitting 'binturong' 34 times but decided to have mercy. Love, Allison Amanda Angie Arnetia Austin Braxton Caitlin Derrick Deven Ellie Gillian Jen Jeremy Joe Jonathan Josh Ken Kimberlee MANFRED Mark Mo Patrick F Patrick L Robert Sam Tanying TerriLynn Tobias&Willow.PS:binturong binturong binturong binturong bin-“

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The eighth Priority One message (P7) was purchased by the Warm Honeyed Bosom collectively and aired on February 13th, 2018 at time stamp 58:39 (Episode 15, Jump Streeting Qo'noS)

From: The Warm Honeyed Bosom; For: Ben and Adam

“P7:We apologize for P1 through P7, forceadding you to insanity chat & vexing the folks @MaxFun. Thanks for the jokes of dick,fart & boning down & your warm reception to our obscure binturong “jokes”- making you laugh is a joy!You are the Greatest Hosts & suppliers of podhumour.Thank you for bringing us together.PS, it's FLOUR-E. #swypesicks TL OUR!”

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The ninth Priority One message was purchased by Jerem for the live show at Atlanta, GA for the Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan tour August 30th, 2018; released on the Maximum Fun Bonus Content 2019 feed March 6, 2019, at time stamp 1:45:25 (Maximum Fun Bonus Content 2019, Desert Camo Nubbin Bug)

From: Jerem, Chat Loki; For: Angie, Bosom Queen, Lord of the Binturongs

“This time last year I was stuck in a crappy relationship wishing I could be with an amazing girl like you. Fast forward to today, and we’re here together watching Ben and Adam, hanging with the Warm Honeyed Bosom. It’s my birthday, and I’m proposing to you [Audience screams and cheers, “Oh my god!” shouted by Joe heard in the distance; “She said yes!”] What a difference a bosom makes - yes, I said proposing. Guys at this point I would like to propose to her in the audience. Also thank you for everything - the pod is how Angie and I met, maybe the first official TGG-created couple? Love you both!”

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The tenth Priority One message was purchased collectively by the WHB for the live show at Atlanta, GA for the Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan tour August 30th, 2018; released on the Maximum Fun Bonus Content 2019 feed March 6, 2019, at time stamp 1:50:30 (Maximum Fun Bonus Content 2019, Desert Camo Nubbin Bug)

From: The Warm Honeyed Bosom; For: Friends, binturongs, kountrymen

“Binturong. Now that the message has been authenticated, we’ve been activated. Hello! From the Warm Honeyed Bosom.”

[Call and Response (Adam + audience, with Ben on beatbox)]

“When I say bintu, you say rong, Bintu-RONG! Bintu-RONG! When I say bintu, you say rong, Bintu-RONG! Bintu-RONG!” [cheers and applause]

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