Lancer

### **DOSSIER**

**Aliases:** Lance Michael Verdigris (probable real name); Hummingbird-boy (probable super-hero identity); Gregory Anostos; Tasil Bavington; Choop Afloor (by Nina's Uncles) omg

**Threat type:** Caitiff

**Allegiance:** None

**Haven:** Unknown, presumed to be couch-hopping a series of temporary communal anarch havens

**Known associates:** Z3r0♀, Nina Naira Mendoza, Raven Garza, Paul, Little Peter, Janet, Greasetrap James (also q.v. *Known Rumors*)

**WARNING:** If you have any information on the whereabouts of this individual, ~~please notify Sheriff Bronze~~

* **UPDATE:** It's currently unknown whether Sheriff Abu will be pursuing Tradition-"benders" as fervently as his predecessor.
	+ He's a Caitiff Anarch of dubious provenance, of course the *Camarilla Sheriff* wants to know where he is...
		- I don't know about you but there's something going ON about THAT.

#### **DANGEROUS CAITIFF SIGHTED**

All y'all *ladies* have heard *these* rumors:

* Lancer is running for Prince.
	+ How do you *run for Prince*? Can I run for Prince?
		- Not against Lancer!
* Lancer is *old*, for an Anarch; busted heads with MacNeil.
	+ K Lancer u talking bout, this pendejo got got *in 2016*.
		- Damn, that's a long time. Is MacNeil older?
			* w... *YES.*
* I couldn't tell you what Clan he learned it from, but he's inherited like actual sorcery from someone...
	+ Only the Tremere have Thaumaturgy.
		- Ay que preciosa.
		- Guess one of your failed acolytes got away then, Aleister. Don't @ me.
		- No, it *is* Blood Sorcery, he could read my fortune with a drop of blood, just like that Tremere done in Ashford that one time.
			* He didn't *taste* it, did he?
				+ ew GHLP
				+ No unlike you Tremere perverts he's not *nasty*.
					- *Yes I am.* ;D
		- Well *I* seen him make a guy's blood boil out his eyes and ears from eight feet away. With *one spell*.
		- Bought a grain of blood salt off him, if you got it on the back of your tongue when the sun comes up, you'll still have all your blood in you when it goes down again.
			* So does it work?
				+ Dunno, swallowed it by mistake.
		- Lancer stopped a juicebag's heart at like twenty paces just by clenching his fist.
		- I seen a Warlock pick shit up and throw it around with psychic powers one time, like Lancer does.
			* Oh yeah the well-known Thaumaturgical Discipline of Picking Shit Up With Your Will And Throwing It Around.
				+ Fool it's call *telekinesis*.
		- He can take out some of his blood and it wriggle across the floor like a snake. If it bite you, the blood flow into your veins until there is no more snake.
		- He can make his blood poisonous, or burn through skin and cloth like acid.
		- He can distill his blood at will, so that if you drink it once, you'd be fully bound.
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		- This is why he eats so much: he's converting kCal into vitae somehow.
			* Largely correct, but not *precisely* vitae; one might more accurately call it "kinetic magicka", though I acknowledge without familiarity of the jargon to lend nuance to the implication, that particular phrase *might tend* toward a mistaken interpretation.
				+ *Quintessence.*
		- Let's be serious for a moment, there is no way this guy lasted this long with unlicensed Thaumaturgy. Evading the Sheriff, maybe, but if you've got Tremere blood, *you can't hide from them.* Certainly not for *years*.
			* I think it's if *they've* got your *blood*.
			* How does one... get a *license* for Thaumaturgy? afaf
	+ It's Serpentis.
		- You wouldn't know Serpentis if it bit you in the ass.
			* Good one.
		- GHLP
		- There aren't even any Setites in Ashtown, who the hell would have taught it to him?
			* It's in his blood, he doesn't need taught!
				+ What Setite was around *to embrace him, then?*
	+ Fool it's Necromancy. Lancer's banging Bella Morte.
		- Yeah, he *wishes*. GHLP
			* *She* wishes, bitch better keep her ratchet ass Lees off Lancer.
				+ Nothing to stop her now if she wants it...
		- Who *isn't* banging Bella Morte?
		- Isn't he banging Nina?
			* *Was* banging Nina.
				+ Fool no he wasn't, *ever*.
			* Wrong girl, dumbass.
				+ ...wait, Lancer's banging JANET?!
					- GHLP fucking dumbass
						* Lancer ain't bangin' nobody nowadays #riplancer
		- Yeah, but like, you know how he always knows The Bronze is coming? It's cuz he can see the flock of angry ghosts following that guy, dude.
			* This is legit, Lancer's not the only one who's seen them.
			* Seemed like he knew Freddy was coming, too.
			* Okay smart guy, so then are there *angry ghosts* following the Assamites, too?
				+ Are you kidding me right now chief.
		- It's also not Necromancy. *Whatever* you think he's doing, he's not doing it with- or to dead bodies or spirits.
			* except vampires
				+ That's not... you know what, nevermind. You're so right. *All disciplines* are Necromancy.
					- Think yew.
	+ It's Assamite Sorcery, "Lance Verdigris" is yet another alias of Hafiz Yousafzai.
		- But Lance is Caitiff, not a Toreador.
			* Haaaaaaa!
	+ He learned it off playing Dungeons and Dragons like a massive nerd.
		- wtf are you, Jack Chick?
			* So what, all the rats, half the loons, and everyone neonate GHLP has swapped blood with.
				+ Excuse me, has done *what* with?
	+ He knows that secret Brujah time magic
		- yeah that Obeaka or Obama or whatever
			* #notmyprimogen
				+ WE'RE TALKING ABOUT LANCE YOU NAZI FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOUR PARENTS BROTHER AND SISTER BUT ALSO FATHER AND DAUGHTER?
					- Wow I didn't know Baxter and Tony Matt were the same guy!
		- Goodness, *someone* has been teaching the neonates their elders' jokes.
* I heard Lancer got one of those magic charms, and that's why he's not bronzed yet.
	+ Man, Lancer is *running* that charms scam, and he's selling everybody who goes there to Bronze. *That's* why he's still alive, man. Open your *eyes*.
		- You idiots, Lancer *is* Bronze, that's just what he looks like once he takes off the mask and the outfit and the skins and what-not. Why do you think z3r0 is all over him all the time?
			* I *have* never seen them in the same place at the same time...
				+ OMG GHLP
	+ That old shaman hid Lancer during the day for like six months, and Lancer supplies him with all the vampire blood he needs for his rituals.
		- Hid him from *fucking Bronze? How?!*
			* Linen closet.
		- I don't think Lancer's staying there now. Some guys from Merced? beat the fuck out of that old dude the other night.
			* I heard Touly wants to know who they was.
				+ Deputies.
			* Is he gonna be okay?
* If anybody sees Lancer around, let him know Le Xiong wants to have a word with him.
	+ not anymore he paid that debt
	+ The last time I seen him he was passed out in Club One drunk on complimentary high-roller champagne... Didn't *look* like he thought he had no killers on his trail.
		- Where did that moron get champagne-money?
			* From his Camarilla sugar-mama, where you think from.
				+ **#riplancer** and his ability to ever pay Toby back for anything ever
					- Shit man that may actually end in a legitimate #riplancer...
						* Who knows, she could always just go around everybody's back and pay Touly herself lol
			* That's the money he was *supposed* to be taking straight to Le.
				+ He didn't *lose* any of it, did he?
					- #riplancer
* His dick is like two feet long.
	+ Lancer, you can't start rumors about yourself.
		- I'm not me!
			* lance if your dick was two feet long nobody would touch you stop reading fanfic
* I heard that he can turn invisible... as long as absolutely *nobody* is watching him.
* Uh, I dunno what's going on but Lancer just got done with a really dramatic phonecall and he cried so hard that he puked Meatshake all over the outside of the Ham Palace.
	+ Yeah, Little Peter came got him and they looked turbo-bummed about something. Wonder what the fuck is going on.
	+ He break up with one of his girlfriends or something?
	+ Yeah man, that new assamite made z3r0 dump him.
		- No, it was Aethyr.
			* *Aethyr* got jealous of *Lancer?*
			* Anybody seen Aethyr *around* lately?
				+ No, but I seen the Lion picking up a Meat Shake.
		- I dunno if it was the old guy from the mosque, but definitely he and z3r0 broke up. This Torrie neonate, Sofia Parker, asked her "seen Lancer lately, *Sarah*?" and z3r0 horse-kicked her in the chest so hard it broke a rib.
			* Are you reporting this as assault?
				+ Motherfucker, it was out past Butler. Them's street rules. Don't like how it runs, don't come into Anarch territory, Chief. It's literally that fucking simple.
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	+ Only way z3r0 gets to see that dicc anymore lmao
		- that's what you think, my incredibly dumb bitch ;)
			* She can look at the screenshots on Aethyr's phone. Eyyy
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