Funwaa-Gumwaa war

Artist's Depiction of the Funwaa-Gumwaa War

The **Funwaa-Gumwaa war** was an intergalactic conflict lasting from the First Days of the Cyber to 1000 years thereafter. It began when Funwaa and Gumwaa were born, And being the 2 gods of the cyber, They got into a devastating divine conflict. Funwaa's Soldiers included Dr. Jhatka and Pickle Rick, While Gumwaa's soldiers included Adolf Eichmann and Nega-Jhatka. Over the centuries, Funwaa would gradually gain the upper hand over Gumwaa, In decisive battles such as the Battle of Terra, The Battle of Kepler-22b. With the added help of the Ugandan Knuckle ground troops, the war was won. The war would result in the destruction of Gumwaa as a powerful force in the cyber, With Funwaa becoming the sole Hegemon for eons to come, Unbroken until the Battle of the Funwaa base in 2018.

## Background

The Cyber had been a peaceful place before the war. So peaceful in fact, That no atoms existed anywhere. The entire cyber was empty, And had a deafening silence. One day, Funwaa and Gumwaa just materialized. Nobody knows why. Both sides had the power to create and destroy things as they saw fit. The only thing they did not have absolute power over, Was each other. As such, Divine conflict was inevitable.

## Conflict

    Gumwaa initiated the war by Summoning Adolf Eichmann to destroy Funwaa's possesions. Funwaa was outraged, And declared war. They did not engage eachother directly, And instead fought proxy wars with their creations.

### Battle of Kepler-22b

*See also: Colorized Footage of the battle of kepler-22b*

After centuries of raiding the cyber, Adolf Eichmann, Gumwaa's Right hand man, Got into a fight with Dr Jhatka.

Dr Jhatka started the battle by using his **S U P E R S U C C**. However, Eichmann had anticipated this move, And threw a black hole to Dr Jhatka, With the intent of banishing him to the shadow realm which would limit his powers. Dr Jhatka speedily dodged the black hole, Only to find that it was homing in on him. Dr Jhatka managed to make the Black hole hit Eichmann after flying towards Adolf.

### Battle of Terra

After the Battle of Kepler-22b, The war began to turn in Funwaa's favour. Gumwaa made a last ditch effort to turn the tide back in his favour by attacking an unnamed but strategically important planet. However, Lord Terris successfully fended off the attack, And the planet was named "Terra" in his name. One of the many soldiers who fought this battle in the infantry units with their Gunwaas was the Brave Soldier.

At one point in the battle, Nega-Jhatka attempted to reinforce the Gumwaa offensive. This failed when he was hunted away by Pickle Rick.

### Gumwaa's Last Stand

997 years after the start of the conflict, The Gumwaa were still not anywhere near capable of recovering their losses. After the Battle of Terra, Funwaa had begun to score regular victories against Gumwaa. Gumwaa had lost countless webzones as he gradually retreated across the cyber. Gumwaa had enough. He rallied the Gumwaa army, Which at this point only numbered a few million, And elected to make a last stand at Luyten's star. Years passed, And Gumwaa's Army was gradually worn down by Funwaa's much larger force. On the 1000th Anniversary of the war, Funwaa commanded a final assault on Gumwaa, And destroyed the Gumwaa defenses. Funwaa GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED Gumwaa for 3256524564963098717865 years, 175 days and 8 hours. Which in this case meant banishing him to the shadow realm.

## Aftermath

*Main Article: Gumwaa Resistance to Funwaa Rule*

The War resulted in Funwaa becoming the sole Hegemon of the Cyber for eons to come, Ruling with an iron fist. Some people resented Funwaa rule, And attempted to reinstate Gumwaa's power. Over the next eons, the Gumwaa Resistance to Funwaa Rule continued unfettered, And in 2018 Funwaa was finally defeated in the Battle of the Funwaa base thanks to the combined efforts of Adolf Eichmann, Sarcastic Bro, Rockin' Hair Bro and Pickle Rick, finally ending his hegemony. However on June 14th, 2023 Captain Hinklehumper and Lt. Cuntingham, wielding M249 SAWS, launched a shooting on the Gumwaa Hotel where Adolf Eichmann, Sarcastic Bro, Rockin' Hair Bro and Pickle Rick was staying at, At 5pm FST, more Gumwaa police arrived at the scene and survivors witnessed how the suits the duo were wearing was indestructible, nothing could penetrate it, Cpt. Hinklehumper and Lt. Cuntingham made their way through the first floor killing 29 more Gumwaa officers, Cpt. Hinklehumper and Lt. Cuntingham took a elevator and reach floor 23, where Pickle Rick tried to run away but was mowed down, the only thing that remains of him is his lower body, they continued the assault and reached Floor 51, where Adolf Eichmann, Sarcastic Bro, and Rockin' Hair Bro was staying.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/7n214s/proof\_that\_gumwaa\_started\_the\_funwaagumwaa\_war/