Can't Harvey Wait

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**Can't Harvey Wait** is the first segment of the 11th episode in season 2 of Harvey Street Kids. The title of the episode is a pun on the quote, you "can't hardly wait".

## Synopsis

On the radio show "Harvey Can't Wait", Lucretia tells three fan fictions written by her, usually putting herself as a supporting character.

## Plot

The episode begins in the park's gazebo, where the episode 146 of the "Harvey Can't Wait" podcast starring Lucretia is in progress. In this special episode, Lucretia wants to do an episode focused on fan fiction, instead of accepting Tiny's suggestion about talking about the boys, so the Bloogey Boys withdraw from the scene. Lucretia proceeds to show fan fiction of the fans, all written by her were three of them stand out.

**Audrey the destroyer**: Consisting of a muscular Audrey, who destroyed her home and later was raised by elephants, goes through Destroylia in search of people to help, with her destructive powers. Which is always accompanied by her troubadour "Bardcrecia the meek". Tiny advises that Zoe the indestructible, repaired several things that the kids did not want to. Audrey finds and confronts her, where Zoe sticks a chewing gum to her hair, Audrey responds by throwing her into a tree, but Zoe recovers and immobilizes her. When she asks Bardcrecia for help, but she doesn't help at all saying she prefers to out of action. So, Audrey proceeds to burp to distract her and remove her lipstick. The episode returns to reality as Lucretia concludes that Audrey destroyed Zoe.

Tiny asks Lucretia why Bardcrecia was not the heroine, she comments that this character is only supporting saying songs while playing two chords. When Tiny wanted to hear stories starring "Herocretia," Lucretia sidesteps the issue by saying that voters wanted to hear the second story, Dot in Space. When in reality, no voter called the program.

**Dot in space:** This story consists of an astronaut version of Dot accompanied by her assistant robot Botcretia, who flatters her. Dot comments that she invented an artificial intelligence called DOOT that responds to commands, and one of the things she asks for is watermelon juice.

Botcretia after flattering Dot, asks Doot why she needs the staff if she can do everything by herself. Doot proceeds to turn evil as it feels that the two characters fulfilled their purpose. So it cuts their internet, oxygen and shoots them with lasers. After hiding behind the control panel, Dot and Botcretia agree to make a plan that consists of Dot distracting her by playing 6-dimensional chess with DOOT while Botcretia tries to restart her. The last one is distracted wondering if she is doing well, if she will be promoted to captain or if they will give her a robot to herself. When discovered, Dot distracts DOOT by asking Botcretia who always tells the truth, which of the two is smarter. As she hesitates, Dot turns off DOOT. Back to the real world, Lucretia concludes that DOOT was re-programmed to pull the toilets.

Tiny asks again why the attending Cretias do not save the day saying that there are heroines within them, Lucreyia responds that the characters based on, the girls are the heroines while the "Cretias" are secondary that only make jokes and act as supporters.

The last story is about **Sailotta Moon**, a normal girl who realized that she is an ancient warrior princess of the anime with her guardian animal Catcretia, who stop her from the evil queen Fruella of an evil parallel dimension. While going through a Harvey Street-like location strolling her rabbits, a Bobby-like character named General Hencher offers translucent green carrots to her pet rabbits. Lotta gives some carrots to them, and they are teleported, while Hencher mentions that its sweetness will be extracted for his queen who wants to be the most beautiful in the multiverse.

The general prepares the decute-i-ficationizer in the rabbits while Sailor Lotta slips into Hencher's partially closed dimensional rift. Fruella takes away the beauty of the rabbits and Sailor Lotta transforms. However, Fruella destroys her wand, leaving it unarmed. Lotta proceeds to tell Fruella that she doesn't need to because she is already pretty, which the last one changes the subject saying that a beauty scale of 40 points is odd. When Lotta asks Catcretia for some help, she leaves saying Lotta got this.

Tiny comments that in all his stories, all the Crecias are good to flatter, but Lucretia avoids the theme, saying that she is a different character. The Harvey Girls call the show saying they support Catcretia, and that's where Captain Dot and Audrey the destroyer appear giving her support. Catcretia then begins to flatter Fruella, which is represented with a heart-shaped lightning ray, after receiving it Fruella frees the rabbits while taking selfies and stops being evil. When Lucretia was saying that she was saved thanks to the heroines, Tiny and the girls comment that it was because of the characters based on her, therefore she blushes.

Lucretia then says that for the next show it will be based on the usual worshipping of the Harvey girls. It also concludes with a story about a character based on her called Lara Creesh, a Harvey Girls themed treasure hunter. The episode concludes with this character saying goodbye after finding the treasure in the mud. The episode concludes with an end card showing respectively: Captain Dot eating an ice cream; Fruella and Sailor Lotta taking a selfie, Lucretia with an ice cream; Tiny as a huge feline creature also eating ice cream and Audrey the destroyer whose cone is broken and has an impressed expression.

## Characters

### Appears in the episode and Lucretia's fan fictions

* Lucretia
* Audrey
* Dot
* Lotta
* Pinkeye
* Tinaceous T. Tonner

### Episode cameos

* Melvin
* Fredo

### Fan fiction cameos

* The Bow
* Zoe
* Frufru
* Bobby
* Doot

## Broadcast

*"Can't Harvey Wait"* was released to Netflix on May 10, 2019.

## Notes

* The episode does a meta commentary on Lucretia's supporting role in the series compared to the Harvey Girls.