Starry Nights/Transcript

(The episode begins with Shaduck watching TV. He's watching DuckLegends.)

Shaduck: DuckLegends, woo!

Darwin: No!

(Darwin snatches the remote from Shaduck and changes the channel.)

Shaduck: Wha- UGH! Give that back.

Darwin: No, I’m watching Axe Mania 2..

Shaduck: That movie sucked! It barely got 4 stars!

(Shaduck tries to reach the remote but Darwin puts it out of reach.)

Darwin: Yeahhh, I don't care. It's underrated...so why don’t you (Voice warping.) PEST OFF!

Shaduck: Ugh.

(Shaduck grumpily goes to the fridge and opens the door.)

Shaduck: Uh, where did all the fish soup go?

Aqua: (Burps.) Hee hee hee….

(Shaduck sighs and then goes to his room, where he finds his pillows are missing, driving him more insane.)

Shaduck: What!? My pillows!

(Shaduck walks out his room and groans when he sees Gumball and Gwen lying on them, giggling and smiling at each other outside of his room.)

Shaduck: Alright, that's it, THIS NEEDS TO STOP!

Tora: Well, I did nothing.

Shaduck: Then you keep doing that for my sanity.

Tora: Sure thing.

(Cue theme song.)

Candle Man: Have you seen Shaduck yet?

Limefong: No, I haven't seen him since yesterday. He was having a DuckTales marathon.

Mystic: I know why. Well, almost. The Mystic Stars told me he got angry last night and went outside because they kept bothering him, but they don't know where he went.

Limefong: We should probably go after him.

Darwin: Why would we even go after him anyways? DuckTales sucks! In fact, all ducks suck in general!

Limefong: I swear once I get my hands on you, I’ll- (Attempts to attack Darwin but the white on his fur spreads, causing pain for him as he stops) Ow!

Candle Man: Limefong, are-

(Shaduck bursts through the door, looking rather proud.)

Candle Man: Oh cool, you're back!

Shaduck: Yes, I have returned. And, I have a surprise! (Giggles.)

(Pierre's head peaks from behind Shaduck.)

Pierre: I love surprises!

(Shaduck shoves Pierre's head back.)

Limefong: Uh, who’s that?

Shaduck: It’s the entire.....

(Shaduck steps left to reveal them all.)

Shaduck: SPOOKY STARS!

Mystic: Sp- Spooky Stars?!

Shaduck: That's right! Including Becca Bon Bon Sparkles, Hank Andy Hans, Pierre Birbell Paquet, Pixie Penny Piabeli and Bo Lithe Piabeli!

Bo: Who are these guys?

Limefong: Hey, this is obviously a ripoff of The Mystic Stars! How could you do such an awful thing behind Mystic’s back?

Shaduck: Oh no, no, no, my limey friend. Don't think of this as a rip-off. Think of this as inspiration and my own version of The Mystic Stars, and they'll be much, much better!

Mystic: Haha, I doubt that.

Shaduck: We'll see.

(Shaduck walks away smugly, his eyes closed and his hands behind his back as Candle Man and Limefong look at each other. A montage begins, where Darwin is sitting on the couch relaxing.)

Darwin: Ah...finally, some peace and quiet!

(Becca snatches the remote from Darwin from behind him. She laughs at him.)

Darwin: Hey, what is wrong with you?! I was watching Axe Mania: The Series!

Hank: Uh, the movie of that spinoff series was poorly received in the Cube Office.

Becca: Yeah! So scoot.

(Becca pushes Darwin off the couch.)

Darwin: Ugh!

(Aqua goes to the fridge as his stomach is heard growling, only to find absolutely nothing in the fridge. Even Candle Man’s eggplants are gone.)

Aqua: Hey! Where's all the food?!

Pierre: It was all delicious! Would have again!

Candle Man: Hey, my eggplants were in there!

Pierre: Oh well.

(Gumball goes to Shaduck's room, only for the pillows on his bed to be missing, driving Gumball mad.)

Gumball: Hey! Where's the pillow me and Gwen were planning on stealing?

Bo: I will crush you, Pixie!

Pixie: No, you…uh…brother!

Bo: Eh, sounds less insulting.

Pixie: Are you saying my name is insulting?

(Bo throws a pillow gently at Pixie.)

Tora: Uh...that was really weak…

Bo: That’s the point, I don’t wanna hurt Pix-

(Pixie throws a pillow at Bo and it whacks him in his face.)

Pixie: Sorry!

Bo: Haha, it’s fine. You’re getting better at pillow fighting!

(Montage ends. Darwin walks to the rest of TMS, who are leaning against the wall, grumpily.)

Darwin: I’ve had enough of those knock-offs!

Gwen: Yeah! They are ruining our fun!

Aqua: Well, I've got a plan to get rid of them!

Gumball: Well, go with it, Aq.

Aqua: Sure thing.

(Aqua releases gas.)

Pierre: (Sniffs.) What is that awful smell?

Becca: I don't know but it’s nasty!

Hank: Bluegh! It smells worse than rotten eggs!

Bo: Let’s get outta here!

(The Spooky Stars run away, covering their noses.)

Shaduck: Hey, wait! Where’s everybody going?

(TMS quietly laughs, but loud enough for Shaduck to hear. He turns around, the laughing of TMS dropping dead silent.)

Shaduck: What did you guys do?

Darwin: It was all Aqua, so don’t blame all of us. Blame the stupid, bug eyed, timid ghost that is Aqua Specter Alexander!

(Aqua is clearly seen embarrassed before running to and hiding underneath the couch to escape the embarrassment.)

Shaduck: That was overly detailed and very rude… also, you don’t just go around making people feel uncomf-

Candle Man: (Shouting from across the room.) Hey guys!

Shaduck and TMS: Huh?

(They all turn around to see Candle Man and Limefong with unknown figures behind them. The figures jump out, revealing themselves to be The Rebecca Stars and The Lime Stars)

Candle Man: Two can play at this game!

Limefong: Three!

Candle Man: Right, whatever.

Shaduck: What? Are you guys going against me now?

Limefong: Nah, we just wanted a piece of the Starry action.

(Mystic walks down the stairs, having just gotten out of the shower, and is stunned at the sight of all of the Starries.)

Mystic: Hey guys, uh, what’s happening? Why is everyone down here and who are these…people?

Limefong: Glad you asked. They ar-

Candle Man: Hey, I’m the leader, so I go first!

Limefong: Ugh, fine.

Candle Man: (Snooty.) My group is called The Rebecca Stars, including Rebecca, Matt, Bryan, and Greta!

(Limefong pushes Candle Man out of the way.)

Limefong: (Trying to act even more snootier than Candle Man.) Well, my obviously better group is called The Lime Stars and it consists of: Bubbles, Goofy, Jake, and Richard!

Candle Man: “Obviously better”? Oh, please. The Rebecca Stars are the superiors!

Limefong: Nuh-uh, The Lime Stars!

Shaduck: You guys forget who started the Knock-Off Stars trend!

Mystic: And you guys forget who started the original, non-ripoff group who have been with me since I was like, 13 years old!

Candle Man: REBECCA STARS!

Mystic: MYSTIC STARS!

Shaduck: SPOOKY STARS!

Limefong: LIME STARS!

Bo: Yeesh. Let’s head out guys..

(TSS leave.)

Jake: Yeah, we should too…

(TLS leave.)

Rebecca: Too much arguing for me thank you very much.

(TRS leave, as Aqua pops his head out from underneath the couch.)

Aqua: Are they gone?

Tora: Fortunately, yes.

Candle Man, Shaduck and Limefong: Wait, what?!

Shaduck: We have to find them!

Darwin: Nah, you guys do it.

Limefong: (Facepalms.) That’s who he was talking about!

Darwin: Oh, good. You aren’t getting me to do your dirty work.

(Candle Man sighs as Darwin smiles smugly.)

Candle Man: Let’s go!

(The scene cuts to Candle Man, Limefong and Shaduck looking out in the forest.)

Candle Man: Rebecca Stars? Here, Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca!

Shaduck: Ugh, none of this would’ve happened if you had just admitted I had the better group.

Candle Man: (Imitating Shaduck, in a rather whiny voice.) None of this would’ve happened if you had just admitted I had the better group.

Limefong: Guys, stop arguing! What happened was, we got caught up in some stupid arguement, and they all left!

Candle Man: (Sighs.) You’re right. Let’s just find the groups.

(Shaduck notices Pixie’s ear behind a tree.)

Shaduck: Pixie!

Pixie: Oh no, I’ve been found!

Shaduck: Were you hiding from me?

Pixie: Yeah…

Shaduck: Why?

Pixie: Because you guys were (mutters so that the others can’t hear)...

Shaduck: What?

Limefong: I think she didn’t like how we were all arguing and it scared her away.

Pixie: (Quietly.) Yes…

Shaduck: I’m sorry, Pixie. I promise I won’t argue about you guys! In fact, all the groups are equals.

Greta: (Is offended.) I'M NOT EQUAL WITH THESE SLUGS!

Candle Man: (Facepalms.) Did I seriously put this into my group?

Shaduck: Unfortunately.

Limefong: Anyways, let’s find the rest of the Starries.

(It then starts raining. Candle Man takes cover to protect his flame from going out, yelling at the top of his lungs.)

Candle Man: DOES IT REALLY NEED TO RAIN NOW OF ALL TIMES?!

(Limefong creates a slime bubble around his flame.)

Limefong: There, now you don’t need to worry.

Candle Man: Thanks-

(Candle Man takes a step out but then a raindrop falls on the bubble and it pops. He takes cover again.)

Candle Man: So much for that idea. (He gets a leaf and puts it over his flame.) Hopefully, this’ll work

(The leaf instead burns up when it gets close to the flame. Candle Man groans.)

Candle Man: Ugh!

(Candle Man turns into Lava Man, which he can apparently control now.)

Lava Man: There, now I won’t be harmed.

Shaduck: Alright, we better find the rest.

Bubbles: Bleugh, I hate rain!

Richard: Me too.

Limefong: Bubbles, Richard!

Jake: (Offscreen.) Good thing I can stretch up into trees!

(Jake jumps from a tree and lands on the ground.)

Limefong: Jake!

(Goofy yells as he falls out of the tree.)

Jake: Oh yeah, and he was with me too.

Goofy: Fortunately, that hasn’t been the biggest fall I’ve had.

Lava Man: Doesn’t sound so fortunate if you ask me...

Goofy: Yeah, you’re right.

Limefong: We got the Lime Stars and one member from both Spooky and Rebecca Stars, so let’s just find the rest without any more distractions.

Bo: I’m here. I normally don’t like going anywhere too far without Pixie, because I don’t want her to get hurt on her own.

Bubbles: I wish I had someone like that.

Jake, Richard, and Goofy: You have us!

Bubbles: Eh…

(The search continues as the Candle Friends walk out of the forest. The rain clears, so Lava Man transforms back into Candle Man.)

Candle Man: Well, we searched the entirety of the forest and they weren’t there!

Pixie: I hope they’re all ok…

Bubbles: Yeah, I hope your friends don’t get hurt, I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone!

Candle Man: Even UCP?

Bubbles: Wh-who?

Limefong: We’ll talk about it later.

Shaduck: Wait, I might have an idea of where the rest of The Spooky Stars are.

Pixie: Where?

Shaduck: Becca likes lightning. It’s her elemental power!

Bo: Yeah, so?

Shaduck: Maybe she’s up in a thundercloud!

Limefong: Is that even possible?

Pixie: Actually, it is…

Candle Man: So we’re just gonna check every single cloud?

Shaduck: No, we’re all gonna go to…(teleports himself and them all to…) The Cloudence!

Limefong: What’s that?

Shaduck: A place full of clouds! Becca is probably on one of these, and I think I know which one it is!

Candle Man: Which one?

Shaduck: The very last one!

Candle Man: How should we know when there are millions upon millions of clouds in the sky today?!

Shaduck: Trust me.

Candle Man: Ok.

(They run across the seemingly-endless string of clouds until they see Becca, who is indeed on the last cloud.)

Shaduck: Found you!

Becca: Rodents. They know me too well.

Limefong: So, who do we all still need to find?

Shaduck: Well, the reason she’s at the last cloud is because it’s right below a snowy mountain.

(Becca pops her head down the cloud)

Becca: They found us, Hank. We gotta go!

Hank: Aw! (Creates an ice ladder and climbs up to the cloud.)

Candle Man: Now we need the rest of The Rebecca Stars and that parrot.

Shaduck: Oh no…

Candle Man: What?

Shaduck: I think Pierre might be at McHuey’s.. (Teleports himself and the rest of the group to McDewey’s. Pierre is there, prancing all over the place.) Yep, he’s here alright and he’s had his coffee.

Pierre: COFFEE! (Grabs the coffee dispenser and squirts it all over them.)

Goofy: Could I have some sugar with that?

(Pierre empties a bag of sugar onto Goofy.)

Goofy: Thank you!

Candle Man: Look, Matt!

Matt: I can’t believe they named a burger after me! Time to eat the Big Matt! (Is about to take a bite out of the burger but Pierre sprays coffee over it.)

Pierre: COFFEE BURGER!

(Matt shrugs his shoulders and eats the burger anyway.)

Limefong: Shaduck, how do you calm him down?!

(Shaduck catches Pierre in a bag.)

Shaduck: Sorry dude, but it’s the only way for now.

(The bag wriggles in Shaduck’s hands and he loses his grip. The bag falls on the floor and Pierre escapes, leaving McDewey’s.)

Candle Man: After that bird! (Grabs Matt and leaves the restaurant, they all follow Pierre to a museum.)

Bryan: These dinosaur fossils were actually the ones belonging to the last dinosaur on Earth!

George: (Shakes Mr. Dinosaur) Dine-saw! Grr!

(Pierre flies around the museum, he bumps into the dinosaur fossils and they all collapse)

Pierre: Coffee!

(George Pig starts crying, the scene cuts to Pierre flying out the museum and through busy traffic, as horns start honking)

Bryan: I’ll gladly help you re-assemble the model!

(Candle Man grabs Bryan and they all run out and follow Pierre again.)

Pierre: Woo hoo!

Candle Man: Bryan? Do you have any ideas?!

Bryan: BURN HIM TO DUST!

Shaduck: NO!

Bryan: Well, maybe someone should just kill him so he can stop causing madness!

Shaduck: He just needs something to calm down!

Darwin: Nah, that sucker needs to die!

Shaduck: When were you here? I thought you didn’t want to do any “dirty work”

Darwin: Well, I heard about the dumb bird and I do like some roasted bird so…(lifts up a axe) HEY BIRD!

Pierre: Squawk?!

Darwin: COME HERE SO I CAN EAT YOU!

Pierre: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Darwin: CANDLE MAN, BURN HIM!

Candle Man: Ok.

(Candle Man, instead of cooking Pierre, burns Darwin till he’s pitch black.)

Darwin: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I MEANT THE BIRD NOT ME!

Candle Man: Well I’m not just going to burn one of Shaduck’s own Starries!

Darwin: THEN WHAT GIVES YOU THE IDEA TO DO IT TO ONE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S?!

Pierre: Screw this, I’m out of here.

(Pierre flies away, as the scene changes to him landing on top of a tree. He peeks his head down the leaves.)

Pierre: HEY, SQUIRRELS. WANNA BE FRIENDS?

(The squirrels get scared and run away)

Pierre: I guess they’re busy. (Russles his head out of the leaves and a beehive falls over.) Oh, hey bees!

(The bees angrily swarm towards Pierre.)

Pierre: Uh oh...SQUAWK!

(Flies away and bumps into a lamp post, knocking him out. Aqua comes up and catches him with his tail, when Pierre wakes up.)

Pierre: Are the bees gone?

Aqua: What are you talking about? I’m a ghost cat, not a bee!

Pierre: SQUAWK!!

Aqua: Hey, it’s alright, I won’t hurt you, I’m friendly.

(Aqua puts Pierre down, as he looks up at Aqua, who ruffles his head feathers.)

Pierre: So, will you be my friend?

Aqua: Yeah, I mean, I’m already buds with Shaduck.

Pierre: Cool!

Aqua: And what were you talking about bees exactly?

Pierre: I accidentally annoyed some bees whilst I was looking for a friend. (Turns over, he finds a rash on his back) Ow…

Aqua: YEESH! What is that? A rash?!

Pierre: Guess they caught me.

Aqua: Oh god, (covering his eyes) please keep that view away from me!

Pierre: Sorry. (Turns over) Anyway, I’m tired, I had too much coffee and I’m out of energy.

Aqua: I know how that feels. I’m not even allowed to have coffee because of how hyper I get!

Pierre: Oh yeah, I never got your name.

Aqua: Oh right. My name is Aqua Specter Alexander, and yours?

Pierre: Pierre Birbell Paquet!

Aqua: Wait, you're that Spooky Star who ate everything before I got a chance to eat anything! You aren’t a friend, you just care about yourself! Shaduck is much better than you!

Pierre: Wait, Aqua! You did the same to Shaduck!

Aqua: But I was just hungry!

Pierre: So was I!

Aqua: Wait...you’re known for being lazy too? And eating everything in sight when you're extremely hungry?

Pierre: Actually, I’m not that lazy but I do love my food!

Aqua: Well then, we have one thing in common.

Pierre: Anyway, we should probably get back to the rest of the group. Where are they now?

Aqua: Wel, they gave up looking for you and went looking for Rebecca instead. So now they’re in-

(Scene cuts to the Candle Friends and the rest of the Starries minus The Mystic Stars and Pierre in the desert.)

Limefong: It’s so hot here…

Greta: Ugh, my beautiful self cannot have sweat all over it!

Candle Man/Bo: Speak for yourself!

Jake: Look over there, a pyramid! (Points to a pyramid in the distance.)

Rick: Rebecca must be in there.

Becca: Looks adventurous enough!

Hank: Then let’s just go in!

(The group runs into the pyramid.)

Candle Man: Rebecca?

Limefong: Rebecca!

(Shaduck steps on a pillar which moves down.)

Shaduck: Uh oh.

(An axe falls down, Shaduck quickly dodges it.)

Hank: Looks like this place is filled with booby traps!

Greta: Great! First, I sweat, now I’ll be dead?

Candle Man: We just need to find Rebecca! She can’t have gone far with all these traps.

(Rick and Bubbles fly across the room. Jake stretches across with Goofy on his back.)

Candle Man: Uh, okay then.

(Shaduck teleports himself and The Spooky Stars to The Lime Stars.)

Limefong: What about us?

Shaduck: Meh.  (Walks away.)

(Candle Man and Limefong look at each other in shock. The scene cuts to another room where a mummy’s tomb is seen as well as Rebecca walking towards it.)

Shaduck: Rebecca!

Rebecca: Huh?

(Shaduck, The Spooky and Lime Stars gesture their hands to come back.)

Rebecca: Wait, I just wanna see this!

Shaduck: No!

(Rebecca ignores Shaduck and continues to walk towards the tomb so Shaduck teleports in front of her.)

Rebecca: Out of the way!

Shaduck: No, you’re coming with us!

Rebecca: Please! I won’t be long! I promise!

Shaduck: We don’t know if this is safe, you've been away long enough!

Rebecca: You know what...(Walks slightly towards Shaduck.) Nah. (Runs to the tomb and takes a diamond that was on the tomb.)

Shaduck: No!

(Suddenly, the tomb opens and nothing is seen in it.)

Shaduck: Wait, nothing is in it. Phew!

Rebecca: AAAAAAAAA! (Disappears as a black flash passes by.)

Shaduck: Rebecca?!

(Shaduck runs over to the tomb.)

Rebecca: Shaduck!

Shaduck: Where are you?

Rebecca: I think I found a-

(A giant mummy steps from out of the shadows, holding Rebecca underneath his arms.)

Shaduck: MUMMY! WAAAAH!

Rebecca: GET OFF ME YOU CREEP!

(The mummy roars, the wave pushing her hair back. Shaduck continues to scream and run away. He steps on a booby trap and a cage begins to fall.)

Shaduck: Oh darn…

(Candle Man runs towards the speed of light at Shaduck, Limefong in his arms.)

Candle Man: It took ages to get past those booby traps! Next time, I wouldn’t mind an assist, be-

(The cage falls onto all three of the boys.)

Shaduck: Don’t worry, guys! I’ll get us out! (Attempts to teleport but a force field surrounds the cage.) Oh great. Ancient cursed mummy stuff. What do we do?

Jake: Let go of my friend!

(The mummy roars.)

Jake: Yeah, I thought you might say that.

(The mummy charges towards Jake. He steps on Rick, who is a Lego brick, and screeches in pain. Hopping on one foot, whilst holding the other, causing him to drop Rebecca.)

Rebecca: Oof!

Jake: Hah! (Extends his body around the mummy’s hopping foot, tripping the mummy over.)

Candle Man: Nice one Jake!

Jake: Thank ya.

(The mummy gets up. Goofy throws his hat over the mummy’s eyes. When he pulls it off, he is seen in the middle of a sand tornado. It’s revealed Bubbles is the because of this, as she is spinning around the mummy at top speed.)

Bubbles: This what you get for trying to curse a fellow Starry!

Limefong: But guys, what’s the diversion for?

Bubbles: Uh, I dunno. I’m trying to distract it maybe you guys can do something!

Candle Man: We’re stuck in an ancient cage! What can we do?

Goofy: Look, over there! I see fairies! (Points away.)

Candle Man: Huh?

(The shadows of Aqua and Pierre are seen, as they come into view.)

Pierre: Looks like we’re just in time!

Shaduck: Aqua, you genius! You found Pierre!

Aqua: Actually he found me.

Shaduck: Huh. Well, ya think the Mystic and Spooky Stars can finish off this mummy?

Aqua: Of course we can, I mean, us Mystic Stars are one of the reasons your rival is alive.

Shaduck: Right. Anyway, Candle Man, can you use the Candle Mating Call to get the rest of The Mystic Stars over here?

Candle Man: Yeah! (Takes a deep breath.) GWEN MARIE MIYAKO STARBURST. (Takes another breath in.) GUMBALL NIGHTWOLF WATTERSON. (Takes a final deep breath.) DARWIN LUMINOUS AQUAMARINE AND TORA DOKU ALEXANDER!

Shaduck: You are really going that far.

Candle Man: (Croaky voice due to losing it from all the screaming.) Yeah.

(The rest of the Mystic Stars fall on top of Candle Man and then glitch out of the cage.)

Darwin: Huh, that’s new. We never had that happen.

Candle Man: Huh?

Darwin: Whatever. What do you want exactly?

Candle Man: To take down this mummy!

Gwen: Oh, that will be easy.

Limefong: Great, why not go ahead with it then?

Darwin: Well if you say so, idiot.

Tora: Oh hush.

(Bubbles stops running around the sand, stopping the sand tornado as the Mystic Stars float into the air, hovering above the mummy. The Spooky Stars follow them into the air. Both of their powers charging up as electricity whizzing around their bodies are seen.)

Mummy: Roar?

(Both of the Starries push their arms back further next to their chests, a magical aura glowing around their paws/fins/wings. The groups then jolt their arms forward, blasting a beam at the mummy as the screen gradually is blinded by all the light and the mummy screams. Both The Mystic and Spooky Stars float down, back onto the ground.)

Bo: Whoof! That took a lot out.

Gumball: Well, we rocked out and kicked that mummy’s butt!

(Becca walks over to the mummy rags, they’re seen laying across on the floor, but no ashes.)

Becca: Huh?

Rebecca: One...two...three...PULL!

(The Rebecca Stars lift the cage Candle Man, Shaduck, and Limefong were trapped in.)

Candle Man: That’s all it took, huh?

Limefong: Eh, I think they deserved this one.

Shaduck: Yeah.

(The guys smile as they watch the starries jumping around and having fun, giggling and laughing with each other. The scene cuts to Candle Man, Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong stargazing on top of a hill. Each of the Starries lying below their masters.)

Mystic: So, you guys had a real adventure, huh?

Candle Man: Yeah!

Limefong: Are groups all came together and saved the day!

Mystic: Well, even if I wasn’t there, at least we can be together to see this night sky.

Shaduck: It’s really beautiful tonight!

Candle Man: Yeah, a starry night.

(An iris shot is seen, zooming into a star in the night sky which gives a last glow before it closes up and turns the screen to black, ending this starry episode. Or so we think… Frowning glowing green eyes suddenly open up.)

???: And now the search for the stone begins…

(This unknown figure releases an eerie laugh, echoing until the episode ends.)