Bujanski curses

"*Idi na khui, ga rauknaja pizda objebossja iz Pætukhistan! Zachem job ga viknatǐ kau olnja, suka bljadǐ?! Idi umri, ga grækhnaja DOLBOJOBSJA!*" (Go to hell, you shameful piece of trash from Roosterland! Why the hell are you wandering around like a drunkard, you stupid fool? Go and die, you stupid failure!") - Paxoti, scolding one of her friends for going missing.

Not even the formalistic Bujanski are immune from very crude words. In Bujanski, such words are called *græzlova* (one word), *græzlōba* (profanity, vulgar words), or *græzlōstvo* (vulgarity, being uncultured, cussing).

## Bujanski vulgarities

Some of the "Russianised" or Russian-sounding curses were derived from occasional dimensions visited 800 years before the Zavtranian Usurpation (roughly 1600 BT).

* akhujel - are you crazy?; this is crazy
* bljadǐ, bljatǐ, blja - da\*\* it!
	+ archaic: pljonta, plonta
* bljattelka, blja(t)mobil - "blyatmobile", a shoddy car; an interjection ("no %$#@ing way!)
* blondo - breeder, stupid person
* čūma - disease, infection, something disgustinf
* čūmnij - infected, sickly, "inadequate", disgusting
* djerǐmo! - manure, filth, darn it
	+ "govno" does not exist in the Bujanski language. It was later introduced by Terrans, leading to the slang word "gavno" for things considered as useless.
	+ However, there was a term used by revolutionaries against the Maizefolk and other war criminals of Terran or Wannaenid origin: "satanogovna" (demonic filth), mocking demon-worshipping terrorists as absolutely worthless. Also "satanogovno", "satagavno".
* djerǐmojed - one who eats filth, a disgusting and vulgar person
* džænakhoi - go to hell
* dolbo - fool, darn
	+ A very common curse word.
* dolbojob - idiot, a stupid person or man, to hell with this!, go to hell!
	+ Very commonly used as a swear word by many Bujanski, even those of foreign descent.
* dolbojobsja - a stupid woman
* dolgrækho - very stupid, unable to function, very useless
* dolmačon - a stupid boy or man, a bad boy or man, a hooligan
* dolmjoss - very stupid vulgarity, something so stupid that it is unbearable, cringe
* dolmjossnij - very cursed, very cringeworthy, very embarrassing
* dolpæto - a stupid chicken, a very stupid fool
* gavnajed - disgusting person (loanword from Terran)
* goi - (Sarmelonid, Vozonid) cursed, thrown into Hell
	+ While in archaic Slavonic, "goi" is used in ceremonies to wish blessings, in Vozonid, it is considered the most offensive word, as it wishes a person to be condemned to Hell. Therefore, in the Vozonised society of Bujan, Slavic prayers instead use "garai", "girai", "joroi", or "arai".
* goida - a Terran
	+ From Terrans yelling this word to threaten to kill and murder. Using another meaning, "goi" for "go to Hell", using it back at Terrans threatens them that their attacks will doom them to total annihilation, even after death.
* goitar - doom, damnation, Hell
* grækhnij - glitch-ridden
* grækho - failure, error, glitch
* græpætu - a stupid chicken or fool who keeps failing, a loser
* Idi Moranat! - "Go to Morana!", "Go to hell!"
* idi nakhui, idi na khui, IDKh - go to hell, get lost
	+ Some Bujanski use this form when addressing multiple scumbags: "idite na khui".
	+ Some Arnadjanai women also like to use "idi na pizdat".
* Idi pjekle! - "Go to Hell!"
* Idi umri! - "Go and die!"
* Idi Velesot! - "Go to Veles!", "Go to hell!", "Die!"
* jebatǐ - (very vulgar) to breed, to mate; go to hell
* job - f\*\*\*
* jobai - f\*\*\* off, go away
* jobanij - stupid, doomed to fail, self-destructive
* "Jo bero uboitǐ gjot, grækho!" - "I will murder you, failure!"
	+ Often used by Arnadjanai hooligans, both males and females, when they are angry and they want a fight. Later a stereotypical motto related to Arnadjanai when mocking their stupidity.
	+ A much worse version, very often heard from Arnadjanai women, is "Jo bero uboitǐ gjat, suka!"
* jobizda! - oh f\*\*\* no
* jobnaja - very hopeless
* job tvojuma(t), jottojuma, jottæima, JTM - what the f\*\*\*
	+ Some Arnadjanai women like to yell, "job tvoju tets!"
* kondjerǐmo - horse filth
* khoi - da\*\*
* khui - da\*\*, f\*\*\*, male part
* khuilo, khoilo - hopeless one, failure, snob
* khuilograd - aristocrats, snobs
* khuinja - wasteful, nonsense
* khuipiz - (very rude) a lovesick couple who shows too much affection, an annoying couple, lovebirds
* khuizrostelǐ - a vandal, a "decorator" who puts up ugly decorations
* khuizrostǐ - to vandalise
* khuli - why the hell
* ljubodæi - (archaic) "cheater", pervert; (now, more vulgar) someone so useless to society, a loser
* mjossmo [mjoss smotri] - "meat show", disgusting and dirty works with no artistic value, garbage that is not art, something uncreative
* mjossojob - "filthy meat creature", a very disgusting person, a very abhorrent pervert
* mudak - fool
* munas - (from Arnadjanai) woman's breasts
	+ Considered a very rude word, yet used a lot by Arnadjanai women to challenge each other to a fistfight.
* nakhui - nothing, worthless, nonsense, surely not, lie
* njukh - a sniffer, someone who sniffs dirty things to arouse himself, a disgusting person
	+ A very disgusting word, and one of the most offensive words in the Bujanski language.
* objebos - stupid person, someone who is very crazy, a very annoying person or animal
	+ archaic: abjobes
* objebosja - stupidity
* obosral - very filthy, very disgusting
* obosralik, bosralik - disgusting person
* ol - alcohol, drunk, useless, stupid
* olik - a drunkard
* olki tolpajob - drunken mob, drunk hooligans, very pathetic losers, worst of the worst, absolute scum
* olnij - drunk
* olnja - drunken rabble, drunks, failures, stupid people
* olsri, olsrije - drunk as filth, very drunk, very stupid
* onrot (from \*urod) - a disgusting or ruined person
	+ Sometimes used towards Arnadjanai, seeing them as a disgusting race of monsters. This was one reason why the Arnadjanai willingly adopted Bujanski culture and morality, so people may start respecting them instead of degrading them.
* pašol nakhui, pošol nakhui - I failed, we lost, worth nothing, useless
	+ An expression of disappointment over failure, also very sarcastic to mock one's own failure.
	+ In original Russian, it meant "get lost"; but in Bujan, it evolved into a mocking expression over failure.
	+ An uncommon variant used towards more than one failure is "pašly na khui". Often used by various jousting fans to address the other team, most notoriously in the 1990s between the hooligans from Azgo and Gimbarish.
* pætukho, pæto - a fool, a stupid person
* Formerly a word for "rooster", evolved in Bujanski to a simple rude word used by anyone of any age, down to little kids who call someone a "dummy head". In Bujanski culture, chickens are considered funny birds because of their supposed stupidity.
* perdonjukh, pjerdonjukh, (euphemism) peronjul - a sniffer of backsides, an abomination, someone too disgusting
	+ Named after various Terrans who had their notorious namesake habit, even carrying it over to their online works. The artists were arrested within three hours, as nearly everyone in Bujan was disgusted by such posts.
	+ To punish the Terrans and their unusual habits, the word "perdonjukh" and its short form "njukh" became among the strongest curses in the Bujanski language. So abhorrent, that they are like the word "goi" in Vozonid countries.
	+ Very rarely would a typical Bujanski say such a word, unless to curse an enemy who is seen as too disgusting for society. A fool who does not do these is lucky not to be called a "perdonjukh", nor a Terran who had not yet committed something too grotesque.
	+ It is often written, especially in public, as "PDN" or "pdkh". Displaying the word in its full spelling, in full view of other people, may lead to angry bystanders scolding or destroying the work, especially if it is a sign. In some districts, displaying the word "perdonjukh" in full is a criminal offense, with the punishment being a few days in prison for public indecency.
* piklo - heck
* pizda - darn it!, something expensive but useless, waste of money, worthless, garbage, trash; a car; a useless car
	+ formerly means "the female part", which makes it still offensive
	+ Very often used towards useless vehicles, especially cars.
	+ archaic: pjenza, pjedza
* pizdakhui - (a very disgusting word) a couple that is disliked
* pizdavædnik - someone who lives in a rubbish bin; a very stupid or dirty person
* pizdavædro - trash bin, garbage bin
* pizdemlja - a horrible continent, such as Palkyras
* pizdets - dead end
* pizdota - liar, fraud
* pizdrana - a horrible country
* piznja - female part
* piztelka - a useless car, a worthless vehicle, a waste of money
* pjeklo - darn it, Hell
* pokhui - not caring
* pokhuiverije - "no caring-ism", attitude of not minding, recklessness, wastage
* raugrækh - a huge error. Related to rauna, "serious crime".
* rauka - infection, cringe, something disgusting
* rauknij - disgusting, cringeworthy
* razgōbljatije - destruction, vandalism, hooliganism
* razgōbljatǐ (razgōbitǐ) - to smash, to vandalise, to destroy so many things, to ruin
	+ razgōbljavatǐ - vandalising, destroying so much
* razgōbljatnik - a vandal, a fool, one who destroys for amusement
* razvesti - to breed, to have sex
	+ razvoditǐ - breeding
* razvo - (derogatory) breeder, a pervert, a stupid person, a person with a lusty/stupid mind
* razvosnij - perverted, lusty, stupid, brainless, mindless, barbaric
* razvostǐ - desire to breed, sexuality, lust, stupidity
* razvož - sex, base desires, vulgarity, something disgusting
* Sæi kōri! - "Burn in hell!"; "May you burn to death!"; "Die!"
* Sæi kōritja!; Sæi kōrittai! - "May you burn!"; "Go to hell!"; "Go and die!"
* skoi (same root as khui or khoi) - male organ (technical)
* skōr - a lot of filth, a huge piece of muck
* skotina - worthless
* smertǐ - die!; death to ...; death
* smjerdǐmo, smjermo - a stupid citizen
* sral - filth, to litter
* sran - a horrible country, a dystopia (playing on "sratǐ" and "strana", the latter means "country")
* sratǐ - filth, junk, something very useless, nonsense; also to excrete
	+ archaic: srontǐ (means both the act and the filth)
* sratǐbaks - trash cafe, lousy restaurant
* suka - stupid person, bitch
	+ archaic: sonko (now dialectal in northern Bujanski)
* suka bljadǐ, suka bljat - how disappointing
* suka mudak bljadǐ!, SMD; suka mudak bljat!; SMT- get the hell out!
	+ archaic-style: sonko moito pljond!, SMD!
* sutelka (suka telka) - a trash car
* sviknij - like a pig, filthy, dirty
* svimmjoss - pork, a loser
* svina - pig, a filthy person
* svinosvoločj - a disgusting person
* svoločǐ, sōlocǐ - a disgusting person, a filthy person, a stupid person
	+ More often used between women or by women.
	+ In feminine slang it is pronounced as sūločja.
* tolpajob (tolpa dolbojob) - a stupid person, a mob of fools, stupid hooligans
* tupoi - stupid
* varonnij bljatmobil - "royal trashcar", mocking the car of a disliked snob as "garbage". Also a subtle way of saying "You are not my boss, stupid. Who do you think you are, royalty?"
* vyblondok, oblon(dok) - a disgusting person
* vynrot - a filthy person, a ruined person (also a slur towards Arnadjanai)
* vyrodok - freak, weirdo, very hateful person
* vyrodki - a curse word
* zverǐ, zværǐ - beast (also a curse towards Arnadjanai)
* žopamæn - an extremely shameful failure; someone who is proud, but instead embarrasses himself spectacularly; a fool
* žope, žopa - behind
* žopenjukh, žopenjakh - someone who sniffs around, a very disgusting person
* žoppimol - a useless place
* žoppin - wasteful shopping, wasting around

IDKh, JTM, OBS, OJB, and SMD are sometimes used as humorous, mocking acronyms for fictional incompetent organisations. All of them represent: иди нахуй, ёб твою мать, обосрал, объебос, сука мудак блядь

### Ironic names of Bujan, by the Bujanski themselves

These are names used to mock their own country for its many problems, such as obsession with formalism.

* Joban, Jobanistan, Jobanilaz, Joballaz - anagram of Bujan, the Messed Up Land
* Bujan Eta Vozolaz - Bujan is becoming as stupid as Vozolaz
* Novi Vozolaz - New Vozolaz
* Petukhlaz, Pætu(kh)laz - Roosterland, Stupidland
* Karkistan - Spinelland, Superstitionland
* Olnjastran - Drunkenland, Bujan the Kingdom of Failures, Failureistan
* Olnjastrana Varestvona - Kingdom of Failureistan
* Grækhistan, Grækhistan - Land of Failures
	+ Stylised as ГрѢхістан (ГрѢхистанъ), with the "ae" capitalised to mock Bujanski society.
* Buzan, Buzanistan, Buzon, Buzonistan - "buzon" is a sort of lute. Mocks Bujan as a country obsessed with formality and the usage of the yat (Ѣ, ae) letter.
* Khujan, Khuilan, Khuilostan, Khuinjan, Nakhujan - Land of Fools
* Bæjan - Howler Land
	+ From the frequent usage of "æ" as a symbol until it may look too annoying.
* Skrōjan - Bujan, Land of Screaming, Land of Metalheads
	+ Referring to the broken image of "formality" ruined by the very existence of heavy metal music and anything vulgar. The Bujanski tolerate these as humour, so all their attempts to be "formal" fell flat for failing old Ardeschen standards!
	+ May also refer to them wheezing in laughter, or too much laughter and surrealism in Bujanski pop culture, therefore making them unsuitable to be perfectly classical.
* Polindastran, Polinstan - Wednesdayland, from a stereotype where Bujanski people have too many hats, so they shoot them as target practice every Wednesday.
* Burǐjan, Burjan, Burjana - "Weed", mocking Bujan's name with a word in Rukanian.

### Cuss place names

* Khuilograd, Khuilo Cheng - (Siangwaan) Ei Ka, Snob City
	+ Localised to Heilong Cheng, Hoilong Cheng
* Djerǐmelon - Sarmelon Wallowing in Filth
* Khuilostan - land of snobs, land of rich gits; any of several notorious countries, including Bujan
	+ Vozolaz, Marnos, Heronoja, and Siangwaan are the most frequent targets that are known as "Khuilostan" because of the sports hooligans from those countries.
	+ Bujan is also called "Khuilostan" because of the snobbish and aristocratic attitudes in its social life, because "khuilo" means "snob" or "highbrow loser". When Bujanski use it for themselves, they make fun of the worst members of their fans or disliked aspects of their own country.
	+ Arienavians and Makkadalish people also call Bujan "Khuilostan" because they make fun of the northerners being arrogant snobs.
	+ Northern Siangwaanians are called "huilo" in sports matches because it means "arrogant idiot", mocking their luxuries and arrogant attitude. Unlike the Bujanski who gladly use it to mock themselves, Ei Kavians hate the term a lot, so they answer back in obscene and rude curses.
* Khuilogradišta - "Moronopolis"; Metropolis of Stupid People, Koscheigrad
	+ The most common nickname for Koscheigrad among people from the five countries south of Bujan, who make fun of its people's obsession with properness.
* Khuizolaz - Vozolaz the Stupid
* Nov Dændi Tupoi - "My Stupid Gramps", Vozolaz
* Sarmudak - Sarmelon the Stupid
* Sratmelon - "Filthy Sarmelon"
* Velezal - Vozolaz in Veles, "VozoHELL"
* Mudaknos - Marnos the Stupid
* Mudakistan - southern Siangwaan
	+ Southern Siangwaanians are called "mudak" in sports matches because they use it to mock players who lose jousting matches, and to laugh at the southern fans' obsession with sports and vulgar speech.
* Mudakigrad - Miet Cheung city in Siangwaan
	+ Miet Cheung is "the southern capital" of Siangwaan's nationwide jousting culture. Ei Ka, its rival, is the "northern capital".
* Khuilonoja - Stupid Heronoja
* Khuilo - Heronoi people, stupid fools, northern Siangwaanian, someone from Ei Ka
	+ The best part is that Ei Kavians turn out to be as vulgar as all of their worst rivals, making them even more hilarious.

### Months as curses

* Zværǐtenja - April, Beast-pril, a new year of doom
* Tresranja - May, Trash-may, the month of rubbish
* Krȳzenja - June, Rat June
* LibJEBOSja, Lipemblja, Lipenol - July, Drunk-ly, the drunk month
* ZarJOBa, Zværǐjoba, ZarUJOBKI, Sraljoba - August, Aug-horror, Aug-bomination, the month of abominations
* Khūjan - September, Nonsense-tember, month of nonsense
* Pizdopad - October, Fail-tober, the failed month
* Divipjekolja, Dvipoklja, Dvipok Bljadǐ - Go To Hell-vember (idi vi pjekle), Hellvember, Destruct-vember, November
	+ *Idi vi Pjekle, idi prjama vi Pjekle, bez vzjatǐ vōstysjač sto ubejoroi!* - "Go to Hell, go straight to Hell [be ruined], and do not even collect 8,100 spinels!'
* Kobljada, Kabljada - December, Ruin-cember, Deadcember, Destruc-ember, commercialism, soullessness
* Oljada - Drunkcember
* Propizdets - January, Sink-uary, Drain-uary, JanUseless, the winter of failure
* Khuitenja - February, Februanonsense, Februauseless
* Bjlatenja - February, Breed-bruary, Mob-ruary, Dumb-ruary, Febru-ain Death, Filth-bruary
* Oltenja - cheap and drunk February
* Djermozenja, DjermoZenja - Filth March, March, March-sgusting
	+ Sometimes written with an "angry Z" to curse the month and bemoan a coming year of more pain
* Dolbozenja, DolboZenja - Stupid March, Marchdumb

### SMS slang curses

* ☆ - khui (хуі); male organ
* dn☆, дн☆, д>☆ - idi na khui (іді на хуі); go away
* pn☆, пн☆, п>☆ - pašol na khui (пашол на хуі); we are losing
* ☆lo, ☆ло - khuilo (хуіло); fool
* м69, м69к, 69к - mudak (мудак); loser
* 5 - bljadǐ, bljatǐ (блјадь, блјать)
* 0 - job, jebatǐ, jobai (јоб, јебать, јобаі)
* 0.5 - jebatǐ (јебать)
* 0тм, 0**™** - job tvoju matǐ (јоб твоју мать); what the hell
* 5d, 5д - pizda (пізда)
* 5ец, 5дец - pizdets (піздец)
* дло, длб - dolbo (долбо)
* д0, 0.б, 62 - dolbojob (долбојоб); stupid idiot
* 600, оо, 26 - objebos (објебос)
* s5, с5, 69 - suka bljadǐ (сука блјадь), suka bljatǐ (сука блјать)
* смд, м69 - suka mudak bljadǐ (сука мудак блјадь)

## Offensive words

These are words considered very offensive in Bujanski society, whether terms directed against former slaves or against other Bujanski. Either way, all or most of the terms are censored in public broadcasts, except in films with more risky ratings.

### Against ethnic Bujanski

* Vyrus - Terran slur towards Bujanski for refusing to become a part of their empire.
* Saltanski
* Jobanij
* Hokal, Hakol - Eastern European rebel, rebel
	+ Formerly a term used by the Zetrosians against Eastern Europeans who rebelled against them, not only Ilgerians and Rooistanians.
	+ The original meaning was directed against a few nations that rebelled against the Zetrosian Empire, but was later spread throughout most of Eastern Europe as they formed alliances against the Zetrosians and Church of Q.
* Satnik - devil-worshipper
* Satski - devil worshipper
	+ Became the slur "saton" (devil, creature of evil) towards Terrans, especially war criminals, fascists, and supporters of the Wannaenid regime. Even though very few Bujanski were Christians during Terran puppet rule, the term referred to the cruelty of the Terrans, comparing them to demons from Hell.

### Against Arnadjanai

* Onrot - disgusting person, beast
* Peščerets, Pečranets - caveperson
* Peščarnik, Pečarnik - caveperson (rude)
* Pisčarets, Pisča - caveperson (extremely offensive)
	+ Combines with "pizda", which means "useless car" or "female part", making it very offensive. It depicts the stereotype of Arnadjanai as a lusty, uncivilised people.
* Kolka, Kloka - bell-wearer, slave (offensive)
	+ In older times, Arnadjanai were forced to wear bells on their neck to represent their status as slaves. At times they were even poorly-dressed to humiliate them as "savages".
* Zværǐ - beast
* Zværǐljōd, Zværjōd - beast people, barbarian
* Čōsatak, Čōsa, Čōsaka - she brushes her hair, a stupid woman (also directed against Heronoi)
* Zolvjok - [blonde] cuddlebug, weakling
* Vysok - pointy-hat
* Ork - an Arnadjanai nerd (from "urok", "lesson")
* Ljōtojæd, Lōtojed, Lōtojat - cannibal
* Razvo, Blondo - breeder
* Črævonik - one who eats intestines and enjoys it, addicted to eating human meat; a cannibal; a stupid person

### Against Ontemazei

* Kalokei - the ancestors of the Ontemazei of modern Bujan, now seen by their descendants as an evil empire of murderers.
	+ Bujanski Ontemazei hate them and refuse to associate themselves with them for their excessive cruelty, and know that the Kalokei will murder them for associating themselves with humans instead of fighting them.
* Čučelo - scarecrow
	+ Referring to them being originally created as dolls or toys, making them less worthy of respect.
	+ Later, the Ontemazei used the word "Čučelka" for themselves, turning "scarecrow" to "beautiful doll".
* Čōsatak, Čōsa, Čōsaka - she brushes her hair, a stupid woman
	+ Čōsa became a name of a fashion magazine founded by a Ontemazei woman, to teach other women not to be ashamed of their love of fashion and feminine things.
* Burǐjan - weed, mocking the Ontemazei for plant DNA and their obsession with beauty
	+ Burǐjanskij - Bujanski Ontemazei, especially extreme nationalists of Ontemazei descent who want to kill every person who dares fight against Bujan.

### Against Terrans

See also: Terrans#Terminology

* Bloka - "blocker", later a stereotypical Terran who cheats and lies, to take advantage of and abuse people.
	+ Later seen as the most destructive curse against any Terran, because of the ensuing violence that broke out to punish suspected bloky.
* Muvannik - a "move on-er", a Terran who cheats other people and demands the right to leave them behind.
	+ Hated as frauds and cheaters who will never be trusted by anyone.
* Tsespjaken, "tse sjaken" - "thespiancane", the username of Herellia Minvori, the first bloka to be killed by an angry mob, As the most infamous representative of Terran bullying, her username became a common curse word among the revolutionaries.
	+ Her username became distorted to "tse sjaken", to sound like mock-Rukanian. "Tse" in Rukanian means "this is", so her pseudo-Rukanian name meant "this [is a] knife" or "she is a knife".
* Aesukhol - a very strong slur, "one who will never accept forgiveness, but continues to commit reckless destruction

## See also

* Bujanski slang
* Eosome slang