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Episode 38

A promo card for Episode 38 (pictured, l to r: Love Ruddell, Mackenzie Barnett, Logan Johnson, Bela Karwatowicz)

### Writer

Mackenzie Barnett
Frank Macaluso

### Director

Frank Macaluso

The **thirty-eighth episode of *Owl Stretching Time*** aired on WJMU on April 26, 2019. It was written by Mackenzie Barnett and Frank Macaluso, and directed and produced by Frank Macaluso.

The episode features an overarching backstage story written by Barnett and Macaluso inspired by one of Barnett's tweets unexpectedly going viral.

## Sketches

* Twitter Famous (A Saga) *(wraparound segments)*
* The Bully
* Ban Happy
* Brix Cereal Commercial
* The Lobster
* Zebulon Meets the Cat Girls

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Frank Macaluso
* Mackenzie Barnett
* Emily Boes
* Wil Barden
* Michael Santos
* Antonio Verdera

### Featured Cast

* Emilio Canals
* Hannah Haedike
* Josie Hand
* Mat Jester
* Mo Moellering
* Ben Woodcock

### Guest Stars

* Love Ruddell as Lily
* Bela Karwatowicz as Elaine
* Logan Johnson as Cody

## Notes

* Jacyline Olvera does not appear in this episode.
* Mackenzie Barnett is billed as a main cast member for the first time in the series. She receives second billing, while Wil Barden (who normally was second-billed during Season 4) receives fourth billing. As such, this is the third episode of *Owl Stretching Time* to eschew the normal billing order.
Twisted Ankle

**Twisted Ankle** is an affliction in Northern Lights.

## Basic Info

A **Twisted Ankle** can be caused by an animal attack or by falling from a height. Having a **twisted ankle** reduces the player's walk and running speed.

When the player is afflicted with a **twisted ankle**, the affliction icon represented by a red heart will be displayed by the health meter.

## Causes

The **twisted ankle** is caused by an animal attack or by falling from a height.

## Treatment

The **twisted ankle** is naturally fought off by the body over time, however, the recovery time can be shortened by consuming the following:

BandagePainkillersWillowWillow Infusion

## Compiled information

Sprint speed reduced by 50%
Bandage: 20%
Willow: 10%
Willow Infusion: 25%

## Gallery

Entry in JournalTwisted Ankle shown on-screen when pressing "Q"
United Nations

The **United Nations**, commonly abbreviated as the **UN** or **UNE**, is a multi-national government body aiming to promote interactional peace and security. Elevated from its original status as an intergovernmental organization, the UN has since vested its power into a full government with the signing of the Constellation Act, prompting the UN to become the sole representative body of Earth as a whole.

In the wake of widespread space travel, the UN has taken operations as the executive government behind interstellar operations, overseeing colonization, security and defense, trade, and diplomacy. It maintains a large military force as well as a sizeable complement of peacekeeping and diplomatic agencies.

The UN fields two dominant armed forces forming the **United Nations Defense Forces**: the Peacekeeper Corps for peacekeeping on Earth and planetary-based defense against extrasolar threats, and the Sol Defense Corps for interplanetary and space defense and dominance.

The United Nations is a member of the Fearmainear Organization, a partnership between the United Nations, Eanic Community, and the Animalian Illuminate, which directly opposes the Confederacy of Free Stars.
Confederacy of Free Stars

The **Confederacy**, officially called the **Confederacy of Free Stars**, is a confederation of 11 spacefaring nations operating as a provisional Federation located in the Outer Veil. The Confederacy was founded as an attempt to unify a perpetually fractured aea of the veil, hoping that the combined resources and negotiation would serve as an alternative to the agressive expansion of the neighboring Eanic Community and now defunct Kingdom of Iserlohn-Kyffhauser. It was this sole purpose that the Confederacy was founded, and most historians argue that it worked, with the Confederacy serving as a longtime rival of the Community and displacing Iserlohn-Kyffhauser as the second most powerful Labyrinthine nation. While this and the Labyrinthine War serve as unifying factors, there is still significant possibility of secession or war post-conflict.
Episode 26

The **twenty-sixth episode of *Owl Stretching Time*** aired on WJMU on October 19, 2018.

## Sketches

* Pointless Filler Theatre: Meeting the Future Father-in-Law
* The Image Consultant
* The Citizens’ Forum
* Liverwurst Mutual Commercial #2
* Roundtable: Comedy Today
* Two-Chord Love
* Variations on a Theme: Little Red Riding Hood

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Frank Macaluso
* Brian Barker
* Emily Boes
* Jacyline Olvera
* Michael Santos
* Antonio Verdera

### Featured Cast

* Rain Banda
* Kailani Bartley
* Crystal Claros
* Ariane Evans
* Geovanny Tapia

### Guest Stars

* Jason Messina (billed as DJ Jaybird)
* Lane Caspar (billed as Avenue)

### Backing Vocalists

* Isabelle Calkins
* Olivia Irmiter
* Sara Kough
* Ilana Maitano
* Miranda Wood

## Notes

* Kailani Bartley's last episode as a cast member.
Type-2105 Fellhammer

The **Type-2105 *Fellhammer*** is a main battle tank developed by Fearmainear Armáil in the early 2100's for the Communal Ground Forces. The tank entered service in 2105 and succeeded the much older Type-2088 *Laochra* main battle tank.

It's armed with a 125 millimeter Electrothermal-Chemical smoothbore cannon and is powered by a V-12 synthetic petrol engine. Various versions of the MBT have been made in recent year to fill different roles. The Type-2105 was used predominantly in the Communal War on Terror and is one of the main tanks used in the Labyrinthine War.

The Type-2105 feature fully digital fire control systems with laser rangefinders, a fully stabilized main gun and coaxial machine gun, advanced night vision and sighting equipment, and a Remote Weapon Station. Like many other tanks of the time period, it comes with an array of small laser-based active protection systems.
Final Frontier Project

PART OF
 HEADQUARTERS
 ROLE
 MOTTO
 SIZE
28,730 civilian personnel
17 commissioned ships
24 support vessels
 COLORS
 SECRETARY OF THE SOL DEFENSE CORPS
 DIRECTOR OF THE FINAL FRONTIER PROJECT

The **Final Frontier Project**, abbreviated as the **FFP** and often referred to as just **the Project**, is a new space exploration initiative jointly commissioned by the United Nations and AXIOM Corporation in 2090, with the goal of finding new worlds for humanity to colonize outside of the Sol starzone. The initiative uses United Nations personnel from both its science and military wings to serve aboard its ships, which are outfitted with Alcubierre drives to allow for faster-than-light travel. These include the HSC-133 Escapade, GPC-805 Endurant, and the HCR-146 Emissary. Several exoplanets have been singled out and marked for exploration by the FFP, the most notable being Trappist-1e and Kepler-22b.

## Founding

The United Nations in 2090 had recognized that despite their efforts to attempt to recondition the Earth's biosphere back into its former state were futile, and that the planet was in an irreversible greenhouse effect that had spiraled out of control from the very start of the 21st century. Knowing this, they set their sights to the cosmos and spent billions on commissioning new ships and new explorers to look for something bold and new: a new home for humanity.

While the colonies served their purposes well as second homes to humans within Sol, the ultimate goal that scientists strived for was a planet with conditions just like Earth, with conditions safe for humanity as well as Earth's fauna and flora to thrive.

## Operation

The FFP concerns itself with the documentation and charting of new worlds and systems for potential human exploration or colonization. Unlike a traditional scientific agency, the FFP operates under the Sol Defense Corps Navy, and as a result, uses the Navy for support and conflict resolution. FFP ships are also retrofitted to feature sizeable armaments and are often capable of standing by themselves in combat.

The FFP consists of naval personnel along with a series of contractors and civilian personnel. AXIOM often hires contractors for the science and engineering divisions of Project ships.

When not in extrasolar operations, the FFP acts as a military-science agency responsible for documenting habitability and potential terraforming for colonies, such as Mars and Venus. It also documents and categorizes new systems for expeditions later down the line.

## Systems Documented

Over its 23-year history, the FFP has charted several systems across the local bubble, made possible through the advent of FTL travel. **Bold** indicates the presence of a confirmed habitable planet.

* **Alpha Centauri** (Proxima Centauri b/Porreaux)
* Barnard's Star
* Ross 128
* Gliese 682
* Gliese 581
* **Gliese 667** (Gliese 667c/Gilroy)
* **HD-85512** (HD-85512b/Homestead)
* Wolf 1061
* **TRAPPIST-1** (TRAPPIST-1e/Alveon)
* HD-40307
* **Kepler-22** (Kepler-22b/Ballad)
* **Heze** (Heze-III/Avalon)
Third World War

**Location**:
 **Outcome**:
* Unification of Korea
* People's Republic of China democratization
* Addition of India on the Permanent UNSC

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* File:UKFlag.png United Kingdom
* File:FrenchFlag.png France
* File:ItalianFlag.png Italy
* File:SpainFlag.png Spain
* File:PortugalFlag.png Portugal
* File:GermanFlag.png Germany
* File:CanadianFlag.png Canada
* File:FrisianFlag.png Frisia
* File:GreekFlag.png Greece (Until 2028)
* File:TurkeyFlag.png Turkey
* File:HrafsneyriFlag.png Hrafsneyr
* File:CzechFlag.png Czechoslovakia
* File:HungarianFlag.png Hungary
* File:PolishFlag.png Poland
* File:BulgarianFlag.png Bulgaria
* File:LivonianFlag.png Livonia
* File:CroatianFlag.png Croatia
* File:UkrainianFlag.png Ukraine
* File:VulcaneseFlag.png Vulcan Republic
* File:RumianFlag.png Lumimaa
* File:JapaneseFlag.png Japan
* File:KoreanFlag.png South Korea
* File:TaiwaneseFlag.png Taiwan
* File:AustralasianFlag.png Australasia
* File:IndianFlag.png India
* File:IsraeliFlag.png Israel
* File:MexicanFlag.png Mexico
* File:SolaistuathicFlag.png Solaistuath
* File:InklingFlag.png Inkopolitia
* File:PRCFlag.png China
* File:DPRKFlag.png North Korea
* File:VietnamFlag.png Vietnam
* File:CambodiaFlag.png Cambodia
* File:IranianFlag.png Iran
* File:SyrianFlag.png Syria
* File:LebaneseFlag.png Lebanon
* File:EgyptianFlag.png Egypt
* File:AlgerianFlag.png Algeria
* File:GreekFlag.png Greece (From 2028)
Ambassador-class Heavy Exploration Cruiser

The ***Ambassador*-class Heavy Exploration Cruiser** is a class of Heavy Astral Cruiser developed by the AXIOM Corporation for the Final Frontier Project in the early 23rd century. The class is the first class of exploration cruiser built for the SDCN, with the first Alcubierre drive capable of surpassing 3 Lightyears per Hour, allowing the United Nations to expand the Final Frontier Project to include systems far outside the local neighborhood. The first ship, the SDCN *Ambassador* (HCR-145) was launched in early 2112 with her sister ship, the SDCN Emisssary (HCR-146), launching in early 2113.
Siberian Salmon

Habitat(s) | Rivers

The **Siberian Salmon** is a fish.

## Basic Info

The **Siberian Salmon** is a massive coldwater fish which is most commonly found in Rivers.

Meat and mushrooms can be used as bait to catch a pink salmon using a fishing rod or trap.

## Meat Values

* When eating any raw or spoiled meat food poisoning will occur.

## Gallery

Caught Peacock Bass.jpgCaught Siberian salmonSiberian Salmon in backpack
''ᚢᛅᛚᚴᛁᚱᛁᛅ''-pattern Super Heavy Cruiser

The ***ᚢᛅᛚᚴᛁᚱᛁᛅ*-pattern Super Heavy Cruiser** (Coalition Reporting Name: **Viking**), colloquially called the **Dominion Super Cruiser**, is a line of minor Capital Ship used by the Holy Imperial Navy. Considered a sub-capital ship by many Coalition powers, the Viking is well known for its use in incursion forces as a small flagship and its immense power as a heavy cruiser.
F-24 Bobcat

The **Lockheed-Martin F-24 Bobcat** is a Human twin-engine, carrier-borne, variable sweep wing multirole astral fighter developed by Lockheed-Martin. It was derived from the the X-24 prototype that won the 2090 Joint Strike Fighter program in the 2090's. The Bobcat is used primarily by the Sol Defense Corps Navy and Sol Defense Marine Corps as a heavy multirole fighter and attack aircraft.

The F-24 was deigned to be a highly versatile aircraft utilizing advanced avionics, cockpit displays, and high payload capacity. The aircraft was able to perform fighter escort, fleet air defense, SEAD, air interdiction, close air support, and aerial reconnaissance. Its versatile and reliability have proven it to be a valuable carrier asset until the introduction of the F-7 Hornet. However, compared to its early contemporaries, such as the Boeing F-4 Corsair III and the Luftbus A-11 Aggressor, the aircraft is still a big step up.

The F-24 remains in service as a heavy fighter and attack aircraft in the SDCN and SDMC, as well as a drone operating aircraft for operation of Lockheed Martin UCAV-015 Leopard UCAVs.
Eanic Community

The **Eanic Community**, colloquially called the **Community**, is a semi-constitutional monarchy located in the Outer Veil of Labyrinth. It is considered the most powerful Labyrinthine Nation despite being relatively smaller than its primary rival, the Confederacy of Free Stars. Finding its origins in the Treaty of Carriolar, the Community was created after the end of the Third Surface War in 1962. Designed to unify the Eanic Clans in a feudalistic fashion, with each being awarded territory under the greater umbrella of the Community, the Community was responsible for providing defense and overall technological research.

By the mid-2020's, the Client System had been created to serve as the Community's way of covertly settling territory occupied by other species. The modern Client System, however, doesn't resemble its sinister origins, being replaced by a much more fair and righteous system, allowing for Militias and local governments to flourish with little interference from the Community.

The Eanic Community is the principle nation and leader of the Fearmainear Organization and serves as the most powerful nation in that group.
Items

Every item you pick up goes straight into your **Inventory** backpack. This page lists all the items that can be collected or used in the game.

## Items

List of items that can be collected and used by the player.

## Consumable Items

See consumables for all food and drink items.

## Interactable Items

List of items which can be interacted with by the player.

  Found a Way Out v2

 Journal of an Expedition

 Map Piece #14

 Intake Part
Momoko Noguchi

**Commodore Momoko Noguchi** is a Sol Defense Corps Navy flag officer who took part in the Communal War on Terror and the Labyrinthine War. Daughter of Rear Admiral Tsubasa Noguchi, a Pacific Federation Navy Admiral, Momoko grew up with the dream of following in her mother's footsteps. With that goal in mind, she enlisted into the Sol Defense Corps Navy after acquiring a degree in Fusion Mechanics in Yokosuka. Receiving her commission in 2105, she started her military career as an Enlisted on the SDCN *Sapporo* (ACV-106), a small corvette from the SDCN First Fleet.
List of Ships of the SDCN

The Sol Defense Corps Navy consists of many astral warships from corvettes to large capital ships.

### Name Prefixes

* **SDCN** - Sol Defense Corps commissioned vessels
* **SDCS** - Sol Defense Corps non-commissioned vessels
* **SDCX** - Sol Defense Corps experimental vessels

### First Fleet

The **First Fleet**, known as the Hermes fleet, is a rapid-response fleet meant to deal with threats as soon as they're reported. While smaller than the other fleets, it is still significantly well-equipped.

The flagship of the First Fleet, the SDCN ***Hermes* (FCV-07)**, is headed by **Admiral Ramik Asupani**.
Scrap Hatchet

Throwable: | Yes

The **Scrap Hatchet** is a tool and melee weapon in Northern Lights.

## Basic Info

The **scrap hatchet** can be used to cut trees, hunt, and gather resources from dead animals and furniture. The hatchet packs more damage and durability compared to the bone hatchet.

To unlock the blueprint required to craft the **scrap hatchet**, the player must reach level 30 in the crafting skill.

## Gallery

Scrap hatchet in backpack

**Hatchets**

**Crafting**
Poseidon-class Fleet Carrier

The ***Poseidon*-class Fleet Carrier** is a class of 10 fleet carriers that are in service with the Sol Defense Corps Navy and named after the Greek Gods. Considered obsolete by most officers, the *Poseidon* is a relic of the First Contact War that has been kept in service through its versatility. Averaging at around 1.8 kilometers from stern-to-stern, it has been used as a force projection ship by the Sol Defense Corps Navy for just over 20 years. While nowhere near as well armed or armored as its modern contemporaries, the *Poseidon*-class's modularity and simplicity allows it to carry on as a support ship, and in the case of a skilled captain, an impressive adversary.

Constructed to compete with the then state-of-the-art Unimagineable-class Battlecarrier at the end of the First Contact War, the *Poseidon* saw little action outside of the Battle of Pluto in 2098. Once the war ended in 2099 and the Treaties of Fearmainear were signed in 2100, the carriers slotted in as an enforcement tool for the SDCN, used primarily for anti-piracy operations and the defense of colonies against pirates and rebel forces.
Fishing Harbor

The Fishing Harbor is a location in Northern Lights.

## Basic Info

Located south of the Chatir Plateau, the **Fishing Harbor** resembles a small harbor where fishing boats used to dock. The location consists of a dock, a locked cabin and a boat. On the dock, a huge number of wood crates full of supplies and items can be found.

The locked cabin can be opened by collecting the Fragile Key from the corpse found in a **Fishing Hut** located near the Fishing Harbor. The cabin has a bed and a fireplace. A small number of cupboards and cabinets can be found inside. A few relatively rare items may also be found in the hut.

Inside the cabin, the **Arctic Flora** research book can be found and researched.

Not far away, along the coastline, a **fishing hut** can be located.

## Gallery

Fishing boatWood crates full of goodsThe fishing harborInterior of the cabinFishing Harbor on the Map
Episode 10

The **tenth episode of *Owl Stretching Time*** aired on WJMU on December 8, 2017.

## Sketches

* Erica Decorates the Studio
* An Office Party Revolution
* Erica’s Recording Studio Party
* Out and About with Emily Boes: Fake Marcie Blane
* Prostate Insurance Commercial
* Crisphead Predicts
* Farnsworth's Fables: The Foolish King

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Frank Macaluso
* Brian Barker
* Emily Boes
* Ariya Hawkins
* Jacyline Olvera
* Michael Santos

### Featured Cast

* Erica Caruso
* Mel Kumrow (billed as Melissa Kumrow)
* Antonio Verdera
Vindication-class Battleship

The ***Vindication*-class Battleship** is a class of Astral Dreadnought in service with the Sol Defense Corps Navy. Built during the Labyrinthine War, the *Vindication*-class was intended to be the United Nation's answer to the increased presence of heavier and heavier Holy Imperial Navy ships, particularly Dominion Super Cruisers and Armored Cruisers, and to supplement other Coalition capital ships as well as to take over the role of heavy line ships from the previous Admiral-class Battleships. Consistent with other Astral Dreadnoughts such as the Seraph-class Battleship and the older Imperator-class Battleship, the *Vindication* utilizes a wide array of missile-based and direct-fire weapons, most notably a battery of 406 mm naval coilguns mounted in 8 *Mark 15 Breakwater* turrets. It is the most advanced warship in the Sol Defense Corps Navy, superseding the Emissary-class Heavy Cruiser in that distinction.

The *Vindication* was developed as part of the Next Generation Warship Program (2115) as a rearmament and modernization of the Sol Defense Corps Navy upon the UN's entry into the Coalition of Powers and Labyrinthine War. Taking lessons from the previous *Admiral*-class and the Communal Navy's battlecarriers, the *Vindication* is a different take Astral Capital Ship Combat than the prior vessels, centered around a formidable ballistic battery with a supporting missile armament. The vessel's design was Triumphant Heavy Industry's submission for a capital ship in NGWP, which competed with the Axiom design, which was more or less a repeat of the *Admiral*-class's philosophy of battle, which has so far resulted in rather heavy losses in the war.

1. ↑ This is the usual complement of strike craft on the typical vessel and each vessel may have a different complement depending on the mission.
Battle of Pluto

## Battle of Pluto

### DATE

11 June - 13 June, 209814 hours and 2 Days

### RESULT

United Nations Pyrrhic Victory

* 3 x Admiral-class Battleship
* 8 x Marathon-class Heavy Missile Cruiser
* 10 x Hyperion-class Destroyer
* 340 x various strike craft
* 11 x Heavy Astral Cruisers (Unknown Type)
* 6 x Light Astral Cruisers (Unknown Type)
* 400 x various strike craft
Badlands

**The Badlands** is a hot, barren wasteland to the north of Tycho City. Stretching for miles, the Badlands contains an Oasis, as well as the Pit, a deep, dark dungeon under the ruins of a sunken temple.

The northmost edge of the Badlands is protected by Society's Edge, an outpost of Castle Caravan Company guards that protects Tycho City from the rest of the continent.
Keystone Hills

The **Keystone Hills** are a large range of hills encircling the town of Haven. The biggest of these is Mt. Keystone, a dormant volcano.

Lying to the north of the town is a large open area containing Johari's Ranch, the Research Lab, Johnny's Residence, and the Museum.

To the west of this area is the waterfall, a hilltop clearing in the Highland Forest containing the Keystone Mines.
Pink Salmon

Habitat(s) | Rivers

The **Pink Salmon** is a fish.

## Basic Info

The **Pink Salmon** is a massive coldwater fish which is most commonly found in Rivers.

Meat and mushrooms can be used as bait to catch a pink salmon using a fishing rod or trap.

## Meat Values

* When eating any raw or spoiled meat food poisoning will occur.

## Gallery

Caught Peacock Bass.jpgCaught Pink salmonPink Salmon in backpack
Townsfolk

**Townsfolk** are the characters in End Times. They are the people who live in and around Haven. Each townsperson has a daily routine and can be found in different places depending on the in-game time of day.

Townsfolk give quests and can be given gifts in order to increase affection. Each townsperson has their own likes and dislikes, and will respond to gifts in their own way.

## Romance Candidates

JakeArchieKarlBoThomasBenjamin
AsheKateHimikoJohariErinTem
## Non-romance candidates

MorganSaherIsabellaLynetteNiaRoryRiverNickSashaConnorJohnnySanji
## Sub-NPCs

Clarence
Amani
Becca
Fernando
Bill
Lola
Scarlet
Joji
Isaac Wieser

**Isaac Wieser** is a musician, songwriter, and actor who served as *Owl Stretching Time*'s announcer during its first two seasons.

During Wieser's tenure on the show, he was mostly restricted to his role as announcer, though he did occasionally play bit parts in sketches when certain roles required his deep bass voice—for example, the inexplicably deep-voiced kindergartener Kyle in Episode 19's Sarah Sunshine sketch. Most of Wieser's performances outside of his announcing duties were simply as a fictionalized version of himself, which most cast members got the opportunity to do, especially in the earlier seasons.

Wieser's role as announcer extended not only to the show itself, but also to various segments within the show, with Wieser providing the signature introductions to the Darkness in Decatur and Out and About segments, among others.

Prior to *Owl Stretching Time*, Wieser had a starring role in *Tunneling*, a miniseries produced for WJMU which also featured future *OST* alums Lane Caspar, Antonio Verdera, Frank Macaluso, and Brian Barker.

Wieser graduated from Millikin University after *Owl Stretching Time*'s second season, and thus left the show. He was replaced as announcer by fellow bass singer and WJMU veteran Jordan Comish.

Outside of his radio work, Wieser was a member of The Paper Boats, an alt-folk band that appeared as a musical guest on *Everything You Wanted to Know About WJMU (But Were Afraid to Ask)*. He continues to work now as a solo artist.

## Performing Credits

* *Owl Stretching Time* (announcer, Seasons 1-2)
* *Everything You Wanted to Know About WJMU (But Were Afraid to Ask)* (musical guest, with The Paper Boats)
Odyssey-class Exploration Cruiser

The ***Odyssey*-class Exploration Cruisers** are a planned class of Exploration cruiser designed by Triumphant Heavy Industries meant as part of the 2117 Exploration White Paper, which is expected to demilitarize the Final Frontier Project by 2118. The vessels will be the first FFP ships to use Quantum Displacement Drives instead of Alcubierre Warp Drives.
Lockwood

**Lockwood** is a settlement established in the ruins of an old industrial town on the coast of Dachann, nestled at the base of the Keystone Hills. Lockwood is where the majority of the townsfolk live and work.

The northwest entrance to town connects to the Farm. Directly north of town is the hills. The Train Station lies in the northeast corner of town. The southeast entrance to town connects to the beach. The southern entrance to town connects to the cliffside.
Hunter's Hut 1

The Hunter's Hut 1 is a location in Northern Lights.

## Basic Info

The **Hunter's Hut 1** is a small hut located in the Nokay Peaks region. Presumably, the hut was inhabited by a hunter, judging by how it is decorated.

The hut has one bed and a potbelly stove. A small number of crates and cabinets can be found inside. A few relatively rare items may also be found in the hut.

Inside the hut, the **First Steps Into Hunting** research book can be found and researched.

Not far away from this location, the Hunting Tower and Cave 5 can be located.

## Gallery

Hunter's Hut 1The hut's interiorHunter's Hut 1 on the Map
Episode 3

The **third episode of *Owl Stretching Time*** aired on WJMU on October 6, 2017.

## Sketches

* Tightening Our Belts
* Owl Stretching Time Auditions
* Roundtable: Paper Airplanes
* Food Commercial
* Derek and Fanita
* A Special Message from Noodles
* Farnsworth’s Fables: Snow White

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Frank Macaluso
* Brian Barker
* Forrest Boes
* Jacyline Olvera (billed as Jacy Olvera)
* Michael Santos

### Featured Cast

* Erica Caruso
* Anais Morgan
* Meghan Pender
* Antonio Verdera

## Notes

* Erica Caruso, Anais Morgan, and Meghan Pender's first episodes as featured cast members.
* This is the first episode to have a cold open.
* On April 20, 2018, an edited version of the episode aired. In the edited version, Jacyline Olvera is referred to by her full name rather than her former nickname, Jacy. In addition, Frank Macaluso's closing line before the credits is different.
Episode 1

The **first episode of *Owl Stretching Time*** aired on WJMU on September 22, 2017.

## Sketches

* The Psychiatrist and the Stand-Up Comedian
* A Message from Jonathan Higgins
* Red Barn Commercial
* Darkness in Decatur: Installment 1
* Farnsworth’s Fables: The Pied Piper of Hamelin

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Frank Macaluso
* Brian Barker
* Forrest Boes
* Jacyline Olvera (billed as Jacy Olvera)
* Michael Santos

## Notes

* Erica Caruso was originally slated to appear in this episode, but had to bow out due to strep throat. Her roles were divided between Jacyline Olvera and Lane Caspar.
* Isaac Wieser is, for the only time in the series, listed as a featured cast member.
Research Books

A **research book** is a book that can be researched to unlock Journal information.

## Basic info

Research books are scattered throughout all regions and locations. Although similar to the normal books, the research books are rarer and have a unique design and utility.

When hovering over a research book, the "Read" option will appear. Choosing this option will start the research process.

Researching can yield blueprints, at the cost of your stats decreasing over time. Before attempting to research a book, the players must pay attention to their stats and make sure they have the necessary resources to start the research process.
Mat Jester

**Mat Jester** is a writer and actor who appeared in various What's For Dinner? projects.

Jester first got involved in *Owl Stretching Time* as a writer in late in Season 1, the first sketch he worked on appearing in Episode 9. Jester later joined the show's cast in Season 2 as a featured player. Jester took a semester-long hiatus from the show to study abroad, though one sketch he wrote with series creator Frank Macaluso was performed in Episode 24. Jester returned to the show in Season 4 and remained on until the series' end.

After *Owl Stretching Time*, Jester appeared in two of the subsequent hour-long specials—*Transportation the Marmoset* and *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*—and co-wrote another (*Turn Your Dial to Murder*).

## Performing Credits

* *Owl Stretching Time* (Seasons 2 and 4)
* *Transportation the Marmoset*
* *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*

## Writing Credits

* *Owl Stretching Time* (contributing writer, Seasons 1 and 3; staff writer, Seasons 2 and 4)
* *Turn Your Dial to Murder* (writer)
* *A Date with Emily Boes* (writer; archive audio)
Installment 7: The Streaking Demonstration

**"The Streaking Demonstration"** is the seventh installment of *Fictitious Moments in WJMU History*. It aired on March 31, 2021. Narrated by Meghan Welfer, the installment looks back on WJMU's response to the streaking craze of the 1970s.

## Summary

September 20th, 1974: Student DJ Walter Simmons does a mock report on an on-campus streaking demonstration.

## Cast

* Wil Barden as Walter Simmons
* John DeAngelo as Lawrence Talcott
* Kelson Bauman as Freddie Hickenlooper

Meghan Welfer narrates the installment, and Kelson Bauman reads the closing credits.

## Notes

* This installment was inspired by a real-life event wherein a student DJ did a mock report outside Millikin University's Shilling Hall (where WJMU's studios were first located) about some supposed streakers on campus.
* Lawrence Talcott is a parody of Larry Talbot, the protagonist of the *Wolf Man* series of films.
* Many of Freddie Hickenlooper's lines are references to "The Streak", a 1974 novelty song by Ray Stevens about the streaking craze.
Everybody Eats at Joe's (Joe's Jingle)

**"Everybody Eats at Joe's (Joe's Jingle)"** is a short song written for the Joe's Burger Joint Commercials, a recurring *Owl Stretching Time* sketch. The song is performed by series announcer Isaac Wieser (on piano and vocals) and his then-bandmate Mirabelle Skipworth (vocals).

Series creator Frank Macaluso wrote the song, and Isaac Wieser did the arrangement.

## Performances

* *Owl Stretching Time* (Episodes 17 and 22)
Puppet Camp

**Puppet Camp** is a sketch comedy troupe at Millikin University. Founded in October 2019 by Sam Laro and Geovanny Tapia, Puppet Camp performs both written and improvised sketches, utilizing puppets to do so.

Its founding cast consisted of Spencer Avery, Kelson Bauman, Julia Budd, Mara Currens, Sofia D'Alessio, Thomas Dyer, Frank Macaluso, and Michellina McNaughton. Later cast members include Julien Harris, Rebecca Jaffe, Alex Naranjo, and Meghan Welfer.

## Connections

Various members of Puppet Camp have participated in some capacity in various What's For Dinner? projects. These include:

* *Owl Stretching Time*: Sam Laro (guest star), Frank Macaluso (creator, host, writer, producer), Michellina McNaughton (guest star and writer), Geovanny Tapia (cast member and writer)
* *Transportation the Marmoset*: Sam Laro (announcer), Frank Macaluso (host, writer, producer), Michellina McNaughton (cast member)
* *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*: Spencer Avery (cast member), Sam Laro (writer), Frank Macaluso (writer and producer)
* *Your Honk of Honks*: Spencer Avery (cast member), Rebecca Jaffe (cast member), Frank Macaluso (host, writer, producer), Meghan Welfer (cast member)
* *I'm Sorry, I Wasn't Listening*: Spencer Avery (cast member), Rebecca Jaffe (cast member and writer), Frank Macaluso (creator, host, writer, producer), Meghan Welfer (cast member and writer)
* *Fictitious Moments in WJMU History*: Spencer Avery (cast member), Kelson Bauman (cast member), Frank Macaluso (cast member, writer, producer), Michellina McNaughton (cast member), Meghan Welfer (cast member)
* *Once More for Fun*: Kelson Bauman (host), Rebecca Jaffe (cast member and writer), Sam Laro (host), Frank Macaluso (writer and producer), Michellina McNaughton (cast member), Meghan Welfer (cast member)
* *The Radioactive Frog Juncture*: Rebecca Jaffe (cast member and writer), Sam Laro (guest star), Frank Macaluso (creator, writer, producer), Michellina McNaughton (cast member)
WJMU

**WJMU** (89.5 FM, "The Quad") is Millikin University's student-run radio station. Having made its first broadcast on March 10, 1971, WJMU services the city of Decatur, Illinois, currently under an alternative music format.

Many programs produced by What's For Dinner? Productions have aired on WJMU, including *Owl Stretching Time*, *Transportation the Marmoset*, *Turn Your Dial to Murder*, *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*, *Fictitious Moments in WJMU History*, and *The Radioactive Frog Juncture*.

*Owl Stretching Time* creator Frank Macaluso served as its production director and creative projects director from 2018 to 2020.
Michael Santos

**Michael Santos** is an actor who appeared in various What's For Dinner? projects.

Santos was an original cast member of *Owl Stretching Time*, and appeared on the show as a regular for all four seasons. During his tenure, he created a number of recurring characters, including Dr. Harrison Korman in the Roundtable segments and Lucas Crenshaw in The Crenshaws segments. Santos, along with much of the then-current cast, also appeared in WJMU's 47th anniversary special, *Everything You Wanted to Know About WJMU (But Were Afraid to Ask)*.

After *Owl Stretching Time*, Santos appeared in two of the subsequent hour-long specials—*Transportation the Marmoset* and *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*. He later made a guest appearance on Episode 7 of *The Radioactive Frog Juncture*.

Outside of his radio work, Santos was also a member of Math Club, Millikin University's on-campus improv comedy troupe.

## Performing Credits

* *Owl Stretching Time*
* *Everything You Wanted to Know About WJMU (But Were Afraid to Ask)*
* *Transportation the Marmoset*
* *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*
* *The Radioactive Frog Juncture* (guest, "Those Naughty Army-Types Have Guns and Things")
Ariya Hawkins

**Ariya Hawkins** is an actor who appeared in various What's For Dinner? projects.

Hawkins was a cast member of *Owl Stretching Time*, joining halfway through the first season and staying on through the second. She later returned for guest appearances in Episodes 30 and 40. During her tenure, she created a number of recurring characters, including Reginald Q. Farnsworth's close friend Eloise Fairchild and town gossip Clara Hightower in Darkness in Decatur. She, along with much of the then-current cast, also appeared in WJMU's 47th anniversary special, *Everything You Wanted to Know About WJMU (But Were Afraid to Ask)*.

After *Owl Stretching Time*, Hawkins appeared in three of the subsequent hour-long specials—*Transportation the Marmoset*, *Turn Your Dial to Murder*, and *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*. She was also slated to appear in the *WJMU 49th Anniversary Special*, which was cancelled due to the COVID-19 pandemic, though all the voice parts had been recorded. One of the segments which Hawkins recorded for the special would later be used as material for *Fictitious Moments in WJMU History*, which was produced the year after for WJMU's 50th anniversary.

During the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic, Hawkins appeared in *Your Honk of Honks*, an hour-long special recorded via Zoom and initially released on Facebook, subsequently uploaded to YouTube afterwards.

## Performing Credits

* *Owl Stretching Time* (regular, Seasons 1-2; guest, Seasons 3-4)
* *Everything You Wanted to Know About WJMU (But Were Afraid to Ask)*
* *Transportation the Marmoset*
* *Turn Your Dial to Murder*
* *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*
* *Your Honk of Honks: A Virtual Staged Reading*
* *Fictitious Moments in WJMU History*

## Writing Credits

* Owl Stretching Shorts: Contributing Writer ("Thpeak Thoftly")
Episode 4: Only Good Little Babies Get Sassages

Norm (Joshua Wick) freaks out over his missing lunch

**"Only Good Little Babies Get Sassages"** is the fourth episode of *I'm Sorry, I Wasn't Listening*. Released to Facebook on June 29, 2020, this episode was written by Emily Boes, Rebecca Jaffe, Frank Macaluso, and Meghan Welfer.

## Sketches

* A Conversation Piece
* I Know Everything
* Waste Basket Theatre: Psychic Soap Opera
* Teach Out of Water
* Conducted Story: The Baker Who Stole the Himalayas

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Spencer Avery
* Emily Boes
* Emily Brandt
* Jamie Gamonez
* Rebecca Jaffe
* Bela Karwatowicz
* Frank Macaluso
* Colin McGonagle
* Sarah Obert
* Tobi Osibodu
* Meghan Welfer
* Joshua Wick
* Benny Zielke
Math Club

**Math Club** is an improvisational comedy troupe at Millikin University. They perform both long-form and short-form improv and do multiple shows a semester.

## Connections

Various members of Math Club have participated in some capacity in various What's For Dinner? projects. These include:

* *Owl Stretching Time*: Brian Barker (cast member), Hannah Geisz (guest star and writer), Mary Heyl (guest star), Michael Santos (cast member), Geovanny Tapia (cast member and writer)
* *Turn Your Dial to Murder*: Austin Tipton (cast member)
* *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*: Brian Barker (cast member and writer), Abigail Gawart (cast member), Michael Santos (cast member)
* *Your Honk of Honks*: Abigail Gawart (cast member)
* *I'm Sorry, I Wasn't Listening*: Colin McGonagle (cast member)
* *Fictitious Moments in WJMU History*: Brian Barker, Elliot Mahon, Colin McGonagle, Rieff Muhammed Bey (all cast members)
* *Once More for Fun*: Colin McGonagle (cast member)
* *The Radioactive Frog Juncture*: Nate Earley-Ochwada (cast member), Chloe Fisher (guest star), Cole Hintz (guest star), Sophie Nicholson (guest star), Zack Scott (cast member)
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Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar

***Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*** is a holiday special that aired on WJMU on December 13, 2019. Hosted by YouTubers Katie "Kat" Czajkowski and Marielle "Mar" Tepe, *Holiday Ham* is an hour-long sketch comedy special featuring many alumni from *Owl Stretching Time*, *Transportation the Marmoset*, and *Turn Your Dial to Murder*.

## Sketches

* Zebulon at a Christmas Party
* At Home with Mrs. Claus
* Carolers Anonymous
* Stuff Beat Commercial
* Town Hall Meeting
* Milo and the Mall Santa
* The Least Bad Hits of Manic Mel
* Who Done Did It?
* All of a Sudden, My Heart Sings
* Empty Cardboard Box (reused from *Owl Stretching Time* Episode 15)
* Eye of Newt Soup

## Cast

### Hosts

* Katie Czajkowski
* Marielle Tepe

### Ensemble

* Spencer Avery
* Rain Banda
* Wil Barden
* Brian Barker
* Mackenzie Barnett
* Emily Boes
* John DeAngelo
* Taylor Ekart
* Abigail Gawart
* Logan Hanson
* Ariya Hawkins
* Payten Humphreys
* Mat Jester
* Michellina McNaughton (billed as Micky McNaughton)
* Alex Naranjo
* Ryan Ogden
* Michael Santos
* Bryn Sentnor
* Joshua Wick

### Archive audio (uncredited)

* Anais Morgan
* Jacyline Olvera
* Meghan Pender
* Joey Vargas
* Antonio Verdera

## Notes

* Originally, the special was going to feature an all-new performance of the "Empty Carboard Box Commercial" sketch by the *Holiday Ham* cast. However, due to Michael Santos's voice tracks for the sketch becoming corrupted and the tight deadline set for the show's airing, it was decided to reuse the audio from the original performance of the sketch from Episode 15 of *Owl Stretching Time*.
Episode 7

The **seventh episode of *Owl Stretching Time*** aired on WJMU on November 10, 2017.

## Sketches

* The Hospital of the Future
* Out and About with Emily Boes: Mediocre Essay
* The Arpeggios
* Tres Tortuga Commercial
* Reginald Q. Farnsworth’s “Wendy”

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Frank Macaluso
* Brian Barker
* Emily Boes
* Ariya Hawkins
* Jacyline Olvera (billed as Jacy Olvera)
* Michael Santos

### Featured Cast

* Mel Kumrow (billed as Melissa Kumrow)
* Garrett Mayberry
* Meghan Pender
* Antonio Verdera

## Notes

* Garrett Mayberry's first episode as a featured cast member.
* This episode only aired once. Host and writer Frank Macaluso is on record as being ashamed of the episode—the "Arpeggios" sketch, in particular.
Episode 27

The **twenty-seventh episode of *Owl Stretching Time*** aired on WJMU on October 26, 2018.

## Sketches

* This City Needs a Hero
* Not-So-Spooky Campfire Stories
* Out and About with Emily Boes: ThespoTron 5000
* Darkness in Decatur: Installment 11
* Billy Bob’s Sandwich Shop Commercial
* Roundtable: Town Hall with Gubernatorial Candidates
* To Lydia Burke

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Frank Macaluso
* Brian Barker
* Emily Boes
* Jacyline Olvera
* Antonio Verdera

### Featured Cast

* Rain Banda
* Crystal Claros
* Ariane Evans
* Jordyn Garrison
* Mo Moellering
* Daniel Nieves
* Geovanny Tapia
* Ben Woodcock

## Notes

* Daniel Nieves's last episode as a cast member.
* Michael Santos is absent from this episode.
Episode 3: Join the Dark Side⁠—We've Got a Bitchin' Dental Plan

**"Join the Dark Side⁠—We've Got a Bitchin' Dental Plan"** is the third episode of *The Radioactive Frog Juncture*. It aired on WJMU on March 15, 2022. The episode was written, directed, and produced by Frank Macaluso, and featured a song written by Brandon Houston and Frank Macaluso.

## Sketches

* A More Aggressive Approach to Audience Retention
* A Tour of WJMU Studios
* Alias John Smith
* I'm Gonna Turn My Dial to WJMU ('Cause I Can't Turn the Dial to Your Heart)
* A Rowboat in the Ocean
* Minimalist Lifestyle Commercial
* Cast Gossip
* An Appeal from Bryn Sentnor

## Cast

### Main Cast

* John DeAngelo
* Nate Earley-Ochwada
* Liz Fetzner
* Taylor Hammer
* Rebecca Jaffe
* Hannah Magy
* Reagan McDaniel
* Michellina McNaughton
* Jocelyn Neidballa
* Owen Peterson
* Bryn Sentnor

### Guest Stars

* Sam Laro
* Alex Saviano

## Notes

* Michellina McNaughton's final episode as a cast member, though she would still be referred to as a member of the cast in the closing credits of "Bea Arthur Wouldn't Call Me the Wrong Name in Bed".
* This is the first episode to have credited guest stars.
* This is also the first episode to feature a song ("I'm Gonna Turn My Dial to WJMU ('Cause I Can't Turn the Dial to Your Heart)"). The song was originally written for *The WJMU 49th Anniversary Special*, an unfinished and unaired hour-long special that had been scheduled to air in March 2020.
* Nate Earley-Ochwada reads out the end credits. The ensemble is referred to in this episode as The Rejected-by-Un-Bit-Butter Players, a reference to Un Bit Butter, an experimental sketch comedy troupe on Millikin University's campus that is influenced by the Neo-Futurists. At the time of the episode's first airing, cast members John DeAngelo and Rebecca Jaffe were members of the troupe.
Forrest Boes

**Forrest Boes** is an actor who appeared in various What's For Dinner? projects.

Boes was an original cast member of *Owl Stretching Time*, and appeared on the show as a regular for all four seasons. During his tenure, he created a number of recurring characters, including Reginald Q. Farnsworth's close friend Judith van der Woodsen, Rebecca Crenshaw's sister Nora in The Crenshaws, paranoid psychic Barbara Herlihy in Darkness in Decatur, and Macon County Cat Girls leader Luna Kitzmiller. His most notable segment on the show was Out and About with Emily Boes, wherein he, portraying a fictionalized version of himself, interviewed various odd characters played by the other cast members. Boes, along with much of the then-current cast, also appeared in WJMU's 47th anniversary special, *Everything You Wanted to Know About WJMU (But Were Afraid to Ask)*.

After *Owl Stretching Time*, Boes appeared in three of the subsequent hour-long specials—*Transportation the Marmoset*, *Turn Your Dial to Murder*, and *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*. He also served as host for *A Date with Emily Boes*, a clip show centered around *Owl Stretching Time* sketches with romantic themes. As such, Boes holds the distinction of being the only actor to appear in new material for every What's For Dinner? project produced before the COVID-19 pandemic (and his graduation from college). Boes also appeared in *I'm Sorry, I Wasn't Listening*, a series filmed via Zoom during the early days of the pandemic.

## Performing Credits

* *Owl Stretching Time*
* *Everything You Wanted to Know About WJMU (But Were Afraid to Ask)*
* *Transportation the Marmoset*
* *Turn Your Dial to Murder*
* *Holiday Ham with Kat and Mar*
* *A Date with Emily Boes*
* *I'm Sorry, I Wasn't Listening*

## Writing Credits

* *Owl Stretching Time*: Contributing Writer (Episodes 21 and 40)
* *I'm Sorry, I Wasn't Listening*: Contributing Writer (Improvisation; "Only Good Little Babies Get Sassages")

## Notes

* Boes's appearances in various WFDP projects were all produced before he publicly came out as trans. Consequently, he is billed under his former name for all these projects.
As Some Day It May Happen (I've Got a Little List)

**"As Some Day It May Happen (I've Got a Little List)"** is a comedic list song written by W. S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan for their comic opera *The Mikado* in 1885.

The song, with revised lyrics by Frank Macaluso, was performed in Episode 6 of *The Radioactive Frog Juncture* by Owen Peterson, backed by a chorus of baritones consisting of fellow cast members John DeAngelo, Nate Earley-Ochwada, and Zach Scott, series writer and creator Frank Macaluso, and guest stars Jake Deetz and Jacob Dorris.
Episode 23

The **twenty-third episode of *Owl Stretching Time*** aired on WJMU on September 21, 2018.

## Sketches

* Wrestlers Anonymous
* Out and About with Emily Boes: The Woman Who Speaks Entirely in Memes
* A Message from a Giant Sentient Radish
* Space Missionary Trailer
* Ben Woodcock Teaches You Something: Microwave Popcorn
* Vegan Man in Berwyn
* Variations on a Theme: The Tortoise and the Hare

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Frank Macaluso
* Brian Barker
* Emily Boes
* Jacyline Olvera
* Michael Santos
* Antonio Verdera

### Featured Cast

* Kailani Bartley
* Mo Moellering
* Daniel Nieves
* Geovanny Tapia
* Ben Woodcock

## Notes

* Geovanny Tapia's first episode as a featured cast member.
* A number of the sketches performed in this episode are remakes of sketches originally performed in Season 1.