Transcripts/Only You Can Prevent Forest Feuds

[05:45] <@Chris> -- START --

[05:45] <@Chris> Last time on Total Drama Island!

[05:45] <@Chris> Our competitors became hunters, and the hunted. The Beavers’ game was WAY off, and Duncan fell victim to a double dose of friendly fire.

[05:45] <@Chris> The Bass however brought their A game, and after a massive multi-team paintball showdown, Leshawna won it for her team. Nice!

[05:45] <@Chris> Not so nice for the Gopher squad however, cause they TANKED in the challenge. Courtney and Taylor once again plotted together, their target this time: Scott. Scott caught wind of this, and despite his best efforts in countering them, Scott was eliminated in a nail-biting bonfire ceremony.

[05:45] <@Chris> Will this Gopher power duo reign supreme? Are the Beavers out of the woods yet? And who will face today’s exciting game changing twist? Find out tonight, on...

[05:45] <@Chris> TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!

[05:45] <@Chris> -- MESS HALL --

[05:45] <Noah> \*poking at gruel\* Eugh...

[05:45] <Noah> I wonder what we did to deserve such a wonderful meal...

[05:45] <Bridgette> \*winces at bowl\* I think mine just moved...

[05:46] <Izzy> \*grabs Noah's gruel and eats it\* Do you mind? Haha, of course you don't.

[05:46] <@Chris> \*walks in\* Nice to see all you campers awake bright and early. :) Enjoying breakfast?

[05:46] <Ennui> \*stares at the gruel as it crawls away\*

[05:46] <Taylor> Ew barf. \*scowls at food\*

[05:46] <Topher> I didn't get enough beauty sleep... QAQ \*pokes at gruel\*

[05:46] <Topher> \*sticks spoon of gruel in mouth and spits it out immediately\* Euck!

[05:46] <Leshawna> Hmph. I’ve had better food in the projects.

[05:46] <Duncan> Still better than prison food. \*takes a bite\*

[05:46] <Geoff> Seriously dude, can we get some soda up in here?

[05:46] <@Chris> No dice dude. But enjoy it while it lasts, because for one of you teams, this will be your final meal together!

[05:46] <Leshawna> O\_o Say what?

[05:47] <@Chris> That’s right. Things may seem pretty even right now, but one of you teams has been a complete MESS! And quite frankly, a little boring. >.>

[05:47] <Taylor> Whatever, as long as I don't have to stare at some of these grody faces anymore, I'm game. :/

[05:47] <@Chris> So, without further ado......

[05:47] <@Chris> BEAVERS! You're hereby disbanded!

[05:47] <Leonard> :o

[05:47] <Duncan> \*stares blankly\*

[05:47] <Sugar> What why?!

[05:47] <Noah> Hmph. (CONF) That team is pretty irrelevant. So it doesn't really matter. \*reads book\*

[05:47] <@Chris> Leonard, Sugar, and Duncan, you three go to the Gophers table.

[05:48] <Duncan> \*shrugs\* I'll take it. \*sits with gophers\*

[05:48] <Sugar> \*Goes to the gophers table\*

[05:48] <Leonard> \*sits down on Gophers table and spits while talking\* Hello new friends!

[05:48] <Sugar> Yeah! \*Farts\* New friends!

[05:48] <Courtney> Gross!

[05:48] <Ennui> \*looks at Duncan\* Your clothes are.... "neat".

[05:48] <Ennui> [CONF] \*stares at the camera\* I haven't really been able to connect with the other teammates. Duncan might be an okay addition for me.

[05:48] <Courtney> (Conf) This is completely unorthodox; this team has enough weirdoes as it is!

[05:48] <Taylor> (conf) The farm girl, magic nerd, and punk guy, seriously?! \*groans\*

[05:48] <@Chris> Geoff, you'll be going to the Killer Bass!

[05:49] <Geoff> Whoo! \*goes to Bass table\* What's up, dudes?

[05:49] <Izzy> Nothing much, just the ceiling. \*cackles\*

[05:49] <Leshawna> How you doin' blonde boy? Welcome to the team. :D

[05:49] <Bridgette> Hi, I'm Bridgette!

[05:49] <Noah> \*deadpan\* Hi.

[05:49] <Topher> (conf) Great, they get the lovable party boy and we get the to-be TV flops. Great...

[05:49] <@Chris> Now that you’re all acquainted, it’s challenge time! Meet me at the campfire pit in five. \*walks out\*

[05:49] <@Chris> -- CAMPFIRE PIT --

[05:49] <@Chris> Get ready guys, your next challenge is gonna be a good old camp tradition.

[05:49] <Courtney> \*whines\*

[05:50] <Duncan> Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

[05:50] <Lightning> Sha-what are we doin'?

[05:50] <@Chris> Today, your challenge will be to survive a night in the woods. \*throws both teams two maps\* These will be your maps.

[05:50] <Noah> Wow. Scary. \*eyeroll\*

[05:50] <Geoff> Aw, yeah!

[05:50] <Topher> What? Are you serious?

[05:50] <Sugar> A NIGHT IN THE WOODS WITH ALL MY FRIENDS? Sounds fun!

[05:50] <Sugar> \*squeezes Taylor\* Aren't you excited?!

[05:50] <Taylor> Um, can you NOT?

[05:50] <Sugar> Hmph. \*scowls\*

[05:50] <@Chris> All of you will follow your map to the camp, and once there, you will set it up and get ready for the night!

[05:51] <@Chris> Once morning breaks, you will rush back to camp, and the last team with all 7 members back faces elimination. Sound fun?

[05:51] <Alejandro> \*sarcasm\* Fun indeed Chris! \*looks at the girls\* But I'll make sure to comfort the ladies...  :)

[05:51] <Bridgette> \*laughs nervously\* Thanks... (Conf) One of my fears is being out in the woods alone. I don't want to lose this for my team, but this is so terrifying.

[05:51] <@Chris> Now get to the start of your paths and get strategizing,

[05:51] <@Chris> -- BASS --

[05:51] <Bridgette> \*gulps\* The woods aren't that bad-- right?

[05:51] <Noah> Yeah, a place full of bugs and filth is perfectly fine. \*grabs the map\*

[05:51] <Noah> \*about to read the map\* Okay, so if I’m reading this right--

[05:51] <Lightning> \*snatches the map\* SHA-FOOL!

[05:51] <Lightning> Sha-Lightning will read the map!

[05:51] <Bridgette> Um...

[05:51] <Noah> That sounds like a great idea. \*eyeroll\*

[05:51] <Lightning> Sha-good. \*points to cabins\* Let's go!

[05:51] <Noah> That's the cabins.

[05:51] <Leshawna> \*takes map from Lightning\*

[05:51] <Leshawna> Uh, yeah, no.

[05:52] <Lightning> Sha-what?

[05:52] <Leshawna> You can barely read anything that ain't a football outline thing.

[05:52] <Lightning> \*gasp\*

[05:52] <Lightning> FOR YO INFORMATION!

[05:52] <Lightning> I CAN READ TONS OF BOOKS!

[05:52] <Lightning> \*grabs Noah's book\* SEE?! \*tries to read but struggles horribly\* Uh...

[05:52] <Geoff> \*raises eyebrow\* Is he always like that?

[05:52] <Leshawna> Unfortunately. \*eyeroll\*

[05:53] <@Chris> -- GOPHERS --

[05:53] <Duncan> I'll lead the way. \*grabs the map\*

[05:53] <Topher> Who says you get to lead?

[05:53] <Duncan> I do, pretty boy.

[05:53] <Duncan> I have experience navigating from prison.

[05:53] <Courtney> Um, obviously I'M leading. I'm a CIT!

[05:53] <Courtney> I have WAY more experience than you, delinquent.

[05:53] <Leonard> \*stares\* (CONF ) I've been convinced that the struggle of muggles for power is not relevant. It also scares me. :s

[05:53] <Duncan> Yeah, I’m sure a delicate princess like you has been in a BUNCH of deadly situations.

[05:53] <Courtney> Excuse me?!

[05:53] <Duncan> Pfft, whatever, knock yourself out. I’m done carrying my team anyway.

[05:53] <Courtney> I guess that's settled. \*snatches map\* I'm leading.

[05:53] <Sugar> \*gets in her face\* Hey, why can’t I lead?! I got great outdoor skills from the farm.

[05:53] <Courtney> I repeat: I am a C. I. T.

[05:53] <Sugar> More like a C-U-N--

[05:54] <Leonard> \*interrupts\* Hey now! That is no way to talk to our new party members. Besides, I should lead; the pixies will guide me! \*snatches the map from Courtney\*

[05:54] <Duncan> No way dork! You did enough on the old team as it was! \*takes the map from Leonard\*

[05:54] <Duncan> Try to snatch it from me again, and this map gets ripped up.

[05:54] <Sugar> I WANT IT. \*grabs map and accidently rips it in half\*

[05:54] <Leonard> \*gasps\* SUGAR!

[05:54] <Taylor> \*gasps\*

[05:54] <Topher> Seriously?! (conf) These bickering Beavers are driving me completely BONKERS! I mean I should OBVIOUSLY be leading. Look at me, for crying out loud!

[05:54] <Sugar> Oops...

[05:54] <@Chris> \*blows airhorn in intercom\* Time's up! Both teams get on your path!

[05:54] <Topher>...Well, we're done for.

[05:54] <Courtney> CHRIS. I DEMAND A NEW MAP.

[05:54] <Duncan> Forget it. Just follow me. \*walks down the path\*

[05:55] <@Chris> -- SCREAMING GOPHERS (path) --

[05:55] <Topher> How are we going to do this with a ripped map?

[05:55] <Topher> (Conf) And without my makeup?

[05:55] <Sugar> I can sniff! \*gets on the ground and tries to sniff to the camp site\*

[05:55] <Sugar> \*grabs some poison berries accidentally\* I got some berries to say sorry for the map. Eat up! \*devours all of the berries\*

[05:55] <Courtney> Maybe we can put it back together or something. \*tries to put it back together\*

[05:55] <Courtney> \*it falls apart\* UGH!

[05:55] <Ennui> \*stares\*

[05:55] <Ennui> (CONF) \*deadpan\* There’s a lot of darkness on the team now. How amusing.

[05:55] <Duncan> I'm sick of your voice.

[05:55] <Courtney> I'm sick of your attitude!

[05:55] <Sugar> WELL I'M SICK OF BOTH OF YOU. GO HOME.

[05:55] <Courtney> Shut it, hillbilly.

[05:55] <Leonard> \*intervenes again\* Hey! Perhaps we should lighten the mood, people. How about a limerick? \*pulls out a lute\*

[05:55] <Duncan> How about I rip your dumb robe off like that map?!

[05:55] <Leonard> \*gasps and begins to tear up\* Th-that was rude!

[05:55] <Leonard> My robe is what grants me my powers!

[05:55] <Sugar> Don't listen to them, Leonard. \*pats him on the back\*

[05:55] <Leonard> Sugar, let's leave! We can find our way to camp by ourselves!

[05:55] <Sugar> Yeah!

[05:55] <Sugar> \*Skips away with Leonard\*

[05:55] <Leonard> \*goes off into trees from path\*

[05:55] <Courtney> \*glares at them as they leave\*

[05:56] <Taylor> Uuugh. \*eye roll\* Can we just go already? This outdoor stuff is so gross.

[05:56] <@Chris> -- KILLER BASS (path) --

[05:56] <Bridgette> \*walks\*

[05:56] <Leshawna> \*walks\*

[05:56] <Geoff> \*walking\*

[05:56] <Izzy> So, Bridgette, how's your boyfriend Lightning going?

[05:56] <Lightning> \*running into tree over and over\*

[05:56] <Lightning> This tree won't sha-move!

[05:56] <Bridgette> Boyfriend? Oh, he's not my boyfriend.

[05:56] <Leshawna> Where'd you get that from girl??

[05:56] <Izzy> Really? Cause I saw you two making out under the docks!

[05:56] <Izzy> (CONF) I actually didn't, but Izzy is bored! Izzy craves blood!

[05:56] <Noah> Wow Izzy. You are quite the news reporter. \*eyeroll\*

[05:56] <Leshawna> Stop tellin' tales. I can already see who she gots her eye on. \*looks at Geoff and silently elbow nudges Bridge\*

[05:56] <Bridgette> Uh... \*blushes\*

[05:56] <Izzy> \*does kissy face\* Daww, she's shy about it. Don't worry, none of us will judge you for it!

[05:56] <Geoff> \*oblivious to the conversation, turns around and winks\*

[05:56] <Bridgette> \*sighs\*

[05:57] <Geoff> (conf) I'm so stoked about the new team, and especially with getting to hang with Bridgette. She's really cool, and mellow, and hot... she's the perfect package dude!

[05:57] <Noah> (CONF) I don't really like any of my teammates. And the "new addition" isn't the best either. The only person not super annoying is Bridgette. But she's as bland as white bread.

[05:57] <@Chris> -- SCREAMING GOPHERS (campsite) --

[05:57] <@Chris> \*everyone but Sugar and Leonard arrive\*

[05:57] <Courtney> Wow! SOMEHOW we managed to get to camp.

[05:57] <Ennui> \*sniffs\*

[05:57] <Duncan> Somehow? I helped us get here 'cause I knew the way.

[05:57] <Courtney> Oh please, you can barely help yourself.

[05:57] <Courtney> Luckily for you, a CIT is always prepared.

[05:57] <Duncan> Being stuck up never helped me.

[05:57] <Duncan> Me being the smartest helped me. So try to lighten up toots.

[05:57] <Courtney> (CONF) Him? The smartest? \*laughs hysterically\*

[05:58] <Ennui> \*sniffs\* It smells like death out here.

[05:58] <Ennui> I love it.

[05:58] <Taylor> We have to SLEEP out here?!

[05:58] <Duncan> No, we just stand around all night here.

[05:58] <Taylor> Well someone better order some room service...or woods service, cause I'm starving. \*sits down on the ground\*

[05:58] <Taylor> Ew dirt! >.>

[05:58] <Topher> I know, right? Disgusting. They could have at least given ME a bed!

[05:58] <Courtney> Go catch us some food, juvie.

[05:58] <Duncan> \*takes out knife\* Sure.

[05:58] <Duncan> What's your guys' favorite meat?

[05:58] <Taylor> I'll have a filet mingon. -w-

[05:58] <Taylor> With extra caviar. \*claps hands\* Thank you~ ^-^

[05:59] <Duncan> Right...\*raises eyebrow\*

[05:59] <Courtney> Ennui, can't you like... help us get food?

[05:59] <Ennui> \*climbs a tree\*

[05:59] <Ennui> \*hangs upside down from it\*

[05:59] <Ennui> \*a squirrel climbs onto Ennui\*Oh look.

[05:59] <Topher> \*backs away as far from Ennui and the squirrel as possible\* Ah, a rodent-thing! Kill it!

[05:59] <Courtney> Not what I had in mind, but good. Get it! \*shoves Duncan\*

[05:59] <Ennui> \*sighs and throws the squirrel down to Duncan\*

[05:59] <Ennui> Ugh. (conf) My communion with cute animals is both a gift and a curse. A dark... dark... curse.

[05:59] <Duncan> Wow, pushy. \*goes in to stab it\*

[05:59] <Taylor> \*screech\* GROSS.

[06:00] <@Chris> -- KILLER BASS (campsite) --

[06:00] <Bridgette> Alright, we made it.

[06:00] <Izzy> Now, I must connect to the wild-side!

[06:00] <Izzy> Ahem.

[06:00] <Izzy> \*beats chest\* AHAHAHAH! \*runs out into forest with a pointy stick\*

[06:00] <Noah> Wild-side?

[06:00] <Noah> I'm pretty sure that's her only side.

[06:00] <Leshawna> Ha, I heard that.

[06:00] <Leshawna> So while she's doing... that. It's time to set up camp and get some grub.

[06:00] <Alejandro> I'll be happy to help gather the necessary supplies.

[06:00] <Leshawna> Don't worry your pretty little head.

[06:00] <Noah> \*rolls eyes\*

[06:00] <Alejandro> As you wish... ;)

[06:00] <Noah> (CONF) If I had to pick someone as the most obnoxious, it'd be Alejandro. He's like an eel dipped in grease and boiled in motor-oil.

[06:00] <Leshawna> Now as for you, meathead. \*points at Lightning\*

[06:01] <Leshawna> Since you're so macho, how about you go find us some food?

[06:01] <Lightning> Food?

[06:01] <Lightning> Sha-alright!

[06:01] <Lightning> \*grabs dirt and pulls out worms\* Sha-yummy! \*stuffs it in mouth\* Protein!

[06:01] <Noah> \*deadpan\* I am not eating that.

[06:01] <Geoff> Uh... dude... (CONF) At some of my parties I've seen weirder stuff, but here, Lightning isn't even h- ...nevermind, but dude, what the heck man?

[06:01] <Leshawna> \*HOLDS BARF\* Go out there and find us some ACTUAL food! And find Izzy while you’re at it!

[06:01] <Bridgette> \*a squirrel approaches her\*

[06:01] <Lightning> \*grabs squirrel from Bridgette\*

[06:01] <Lightning> FOOD!

[06:01] <Bridgette> \*gasps\* You wouldn't!

[06:01] <Noah> It's not even properly prepared... \*rolls eyes\* Idiot.

[06:01] <Geoff> \*grabs the squirrel from Lightning\* Nope.

[06:01] <Geoff> \*throws squirrel into bush\* You're free to go, little dude! Stay rad!

[06:01] <Lightning> Sha-hey!

[06:02] <Lightning> What you doin' takin' the team's food newbie!

[06:02] <Geoff> He's not food, he's a squirrel.

[06:02] <Geoff> \*winks at Bridgette\*

[06:02] <Bridgette> \*smiles\*

[06:02] <Noah> \*blinks\*

[06:02] <Lightning> But he has MEAT!

[06:02] <Leshawna> Geoff, would you be so kind as to go with Lightning and get some REAL food?

[06:02] <Geoff> Sure thing, dudette. Let’s go bro. \*drags Lightning out with him\*

[06:02] <Lightning> Watch the Sha-jersey!

[06:02] <Geoff> \*passes by Bridgette\* Catch ya later Bridge, we can make out later. \*winks\*

[06:02] <Bridgette> O\_O

[06:02] <Geoff> HANG OUT. I-I meant hang out. \*laughs nervously\* Ok see ya! \*runs off with Lightning\*

[06:02] <Bridgette> (Conf) What Geoff did was so nice! I'm really starting to like him. That last part was... forward though...

[06:03] <Geoff> (CONF) \*facepalms\*

[06:03] <@Chris> -- SCREAMING GOPHERS (night) --

[06:03] <Topher> (CONF) THIS is horrible. Boy scouts did NOT train me for this! I didn't even attempt the badges that required going in the woods; what good host would get dirty, anyways?!

[06:03] <Topher> \*tosses and turns on dirt, seemingly having a nightmare\*

[06:03] <Duncan> \*looks around camp\*

[06:03] <Duncan> Looks like everyone's dead asleep...

[06:03] <Ennui> \*still hanging from the tree\*

[06:03] <Ennui> \*sleeping\*

[06:03] <Duncan> \*looks up\* Even the creep.

[06:03] <Courtney> \*walks over to him\* Where are Sugar and Leonard? They should be back by now!

[06:03] <Duncan> Probably went out to have a night of fun with Leonard’s wand.

[06:03] <Courtney> Gross. Someone go find them.

[06:03] <Courtney> Ennui! Don't you have night-vision or something like that?

[06:03] <Ennui> \*wakes up\* Hm?

[06:03] <Ennui> \*jumps off of the tree\* Hi.

[06:03] <Duncan> Ennui, search for the misfit couple.

[06:03] <Courtney> Go find Sugar and Leonard, and DRAG them back over here if you have to.

[06:03] <Ennui> Okay.

[06:03] <Ennui> \*shrugs and walks away\*

[06:04] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Leonard and Sugar\*

[06:04] <Leonard> \*alone with Sugar sitting by a cave\* Do you think the others are back at camp?

[06:04] <Sugar> Without us?

[06:04] <Sugar> No way.

[06:04] <Leonard> I agree. \*stomach churns\* Uh... I'm hungry.

[06:04] <Leonard> Muggle, go fetch me some berries to replenish my mana.

[06:04] <Sugar> I'll go look for some berries, be right back.

[06:04] <Sugar> \*gets up and walks to a tree\*

[06:04] <Sugar> \*grabs some purple berries\*

[06:04] <Sugar> Here Leonard! I'm gonna go get some wood to start a fire. \*hands berries to Leonard\*

[06:04] <Leonard> \*eats some of the berries and then spits them out\* Ugh!

[06:04] <Sugar> What the heck!

[06:04] <Leonard> I said berries to replenish my MANA. Purple merely replenishes Special Defense. \*gets up and rolls eyes\* Without mana, I can't cast my spells.

[06:05] <Sugar> Fine! I will eat the berries myself. You can go get your own food or starve. \*Picks up berries and walks away\*

[06:05] <@Chris> \*screen flashes over to Ennui in the forest\*

[06:05] <Ennui> \*walks around, basking in the utter blackness\*

[06:05] <Ennui> How heartwarming. \*looks around\*

[06:05] <Ennui> \*hears a howl\*

[06:05] <Ennui> Oh wow.

[06:05] <Ennui> \*walks towards it\*

[06:05] <Ennui> (CONF) I was supposed to be looking for Sugar and Leonard, but that fascinating sound amused me.

[06:05] <@Chris> \*screen flashes back to Gopher camp\*

[06:05] <Topher> \*still asleep, gets up and starts sleep walking\*

[06:05] <Topher> \*snore\* Filth... \*snores and sleep walks past Duncan and Courtney by the fire, unnoticed\*

[06:05] <Duncan> So, why are you so uptight?

[06:05] <Duncan> Can't you have... fun?

[06:05] <Courtney> Of course I can have FUN.

[06:05] <Courtney> Ask Taylor! We've been cabin mates for a while.

[06:05] <Taylor> Oh yeah totally, so much better than what's-her-face from the first day.

[06:05] <Duncan> That's not fun.

[06:05] <Duncan> Talking to spoiled rich girls isn't fun, at all.

[06:06] <Taylor> Um... I'm like totes fun. >.>

[06:06] <Taylor> I'm all the rage at my daddy's parties.

[06:06] <Duncan> I bet you are sweetheart.

[06:06] <Taylor> I totally am, I’m like, the richest girl in school!

[06:06] <@Chris> \*a bear approaches the gopher's camp and growls in the bushes\*

[06:06] <Taylor> So call me when you hold monthly yacht parties, and then we’ll see who’s-- \*hears growl and screams\* AAH!!

[06:06] <Taylor> \*gets up and runs behind Duncan\* What is that?!

[06:06] <Courtney> Err... do you think that's Sugar? \*points at shadow of a bear\*

[06:06] <Taylor> It's beastly enough. >.>

[06:06] <Duncan> It's got the fat.

[06:06] <Taylor> Go poke it with your gross knife thingy!

[06:06] <Duncan> \*stares at the shadow\* Uh, no thanks. \*gulps\*

[06:06] <Courtney> Make loud noises! Taylor, scream! Where’s Topher?! He can whine it to death!

[06:06] <Duncan> Oh, come on. It's nothing.

[06:06] <Taylor> Ugh, ok that's it. \*chucks boot at it and it jumps out of the bushes roaring\* AAAHH!!!

[06:06] <Courtney> \*screams simultaneously with Taylor\*

[06:06] <Duncan> \*screams in unison with the girls\*

[06:07] <@Chris> -- SUGAR AND LEONARD --

[06:07] <Sugar> \*gets some sticks and sits by a tree\*

[06:07] <Sugar> \*rubs the sticks together and they catch on fire\*

[06:07] <Sugar> Fire! Yes!

[06:07] <Sugar> \*adds leaves and sticks to the fire\*

[06:07] <Sugar> \*sighs\* What am I doing? I can't leave Leonard.

[06:07] <Sugar> \*Screams and runs to the cave\* LEONARD!

[06:07] <Ennui> \*looks around nearby for the wolf\* Ugh. It left.

[06:07] <Ennui> \*hears Sugar\* Oh right. Hope they aren’t dead by now.

[06:07] <Ennui> \*walks towards her voice and sees her fire starting to grow\*

[06:07] <Ennui> What a fascinating background for this dark area.

[06:07] <Ennui> \*gets close to the fire and it starts to engulf the tree next to it\*

[06:07] <Ennui> \*in monotone bliss\* Wow.

[06:07] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Leonard in the cave\*

[06:07] <Sugar> LEONARD!

[06:07] <Leonard> \*sleeping and wakes up\* Sugar?

[06:07] <Sugar> \*runs\* Leonard! Come on! I got a fire started!

[06:08] <Leonard> \*the purple berries he ate start taking effect and he hallucinates\* H-Huh?

[06:08] <Sugar> I started a fire near a nice tree to sleep under!

[06:08] <Leonard> \*mistakes her for a bear\* B-B-B-BEAR!

[06:08] <Leonard> AGH! \*runs into cave\*

[06:08] <Sugar> Bear? Where?! \*looks back towards fire\*

[06:08] <Sugar> \*the forest is shown on fire from Sugar's fire\*

[06:08] <Sugar> Whoops...

[06:08] <Sugar> Uh, come on, Leonard! We gotta get outta here!

[06:08] <Sugar> Please Leonard! Come out of the cave!

[06:08] <Leonard> \*in fetal position\* BACK AWAY FOUL BEAST! Or I shall use a paralysis spell on you!

[06:08] <Sugar> There is NO gosh darn-- \*feels a dark presence behind her\*

[06:08] <Sugar> B-BEAR!! \*Jumps on the shadow and beats on it\*

[06:08] <Sugar> \*Realizes she is beating Ennui\*

[06:08] <Sugar> Oh, hi!

[06:08] <Ennui> ......

[06:08] <Ennui> It's rude to interrupt someone, y'know. I was admiring the fire.

[06:08] <Sugar> \*Looks at the forest fire\* Huh. It is kinda pretty ain't it? \*stares\*

[06:09] <@Chris> -- KILLER BASS (night) --

[06:09] <Geoff> \*is sleeping\*

[06:09] <Lightning> \*is sleeping and snoring loudly\*

[06:09] <Bridgette> \*fidgeting\*

[06:09] <Bridgette> Uh... I gotta go...

[06:09] <Bridgette> Like, *go*, go. \*gets up\*

[06:09] <Leshawna> Oh, no problem girl, go handle your business.

[06:09] <Bridgette> \*leaves\*

[06:09] <Alejandro> \*turns to Leshawna after Bridgette leaves\* So, I was wondering, what are you thinking in case we lose?

[06:09] <Leshawna> Lose, with our winning streak? \*laughs then yawns\* Not that it’s likely, but if I had to choose... \*looks over at Lightning who’s asleep\*

[06:09] <Leshawna> That fool Lightning needs to go YESTERDAY. But, \*yawns\* whatever you want, honey cakes.

[06:09] <Noah> Yeah, same here. \*yawns\*

[06:09] <Noah> \*looks around and realizes Izzy is gone\* Where did Izzy go?

[06:09] <Noah> Not that I care. But still.

[06:09] <Alejandro> She could be secretly meeting with Bridgette. People can be very conniving and full of schemes in this type of game. \*sips some water\*

[06:09] <Noah> Like an alliance?

[06:09] <Noah> Possible, but Izzy is really "focused" enough to be pulling some major scheme.

[06:10] <Alejandro> But what if that’s all a part of her act?

[06:10] <Noah> Hm... \*ponders\*

[06:10] <Alejandro> (CONF) A master manipulator always knows when there are other untrustworthy people around, Izzy's up to something fishy; very, very, fishy.

[06:10] <Alejandro> (CONF) I may be an eel, but she's a snake in the grass, both figuratively in the game... and most likely literally in her own mind. \*eyeroll\*

[06:10] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Bridgette in the woods\*

[06:10] <Bridgette> \*finishes her business\*

[06:10] <Izzy> \*jumps down from tree next to Bridgette\* Hey there! I've been watching the team for 8 hours and noticed you were missing.

[06:10] <Bridgette> \*screams from her sudden appearance\* Oh, hey Izzy.

[06:11] <Bridgette> Sorry, I just had to go use the bathroom...

[06:11] <Izzy> Really? Sure you didn’t just need to get away from the romantic tension between you and Lightning?

[06:11] <Bridgette> What? No!

[06:11] <Izzy> \*laughs\* Oh come on Bridge, you can tell me anything! \*puts hand on her shoulder\*

[06:11] <Izzy> I read in between the lines... you totally have the hots for him.

[06:11] <Bridgette> \*put her hands on her hips, frustrated\* For the last time, I'm not even interested in him. I barely ever even talked to the guy.

[06:11] <Izzy> \*elbow nudges her arm \* Aw come on Bridge-y, have a little fun huh? \*laughs hysterically\*

[06:11] <Bridgette> \*rolls eyes\* Whatever you say. \*walks back to camp\*

[06:11] <Izzy> Kay bye! \*sniffs the air and smells smoke\* Huh? \*turns around and gasps\*

[06:11] <Bridgette> (CONF) I know Izzy can be... zany, but what is with her today? How could she think I like Lighting when that cute guy Geoff is-- \*blushes\* I-I mean-- \*cuts out\*

[06:11] <Izzy> (CONF) I haven’t slept in three days!! WHOO! \*does a flip and falls on the ground\*

[06:11] <Bridgette> \*walks back to everyone else\*

[06:11] <Bridgette> Hey.

[06:11] <Leshawna> \*yawns\* Hey gurl... \*dozes off\*

[06:12] <Lightning> \*snores obnoxiously loudly\*

[06:12] <Noah> \*sighs\*

[06:12] <Noah> I can't think with Lightning snoring.

[06:12] <Alejandro> Neither can I! He is louder than the screams of hombres at a Running of the Bulls! \*grumbles\*

[06:12] <Lightning> \*Sha-snore\*

[06:12] <Noah> Ugh, ok that’s it! \*grabs Lightning by the leg, and struggles to and drag him\*

[06:12] <Noah> \*takes him to the bushes and stashes him inside\* Uh oh. A bear threw him into a bush. \*sits down and goes back to reading his book\*

[06:12] <Izzy> \*screams and runs back into camp\* Oh hey guys!

[06:12] <Alejandro> Why hello, Señora Loca.

[06:12] <Leshawna> \*wakes back up\* S-Somethin' wrong Iz...?

[06:12] <Izzy> Uh yeah, so like, I've been stalking- I mean, watching you guys for the past 18 hours or so, and I noticed there was this really cool fire coming! See! \*points at forest fire\*

[06:12] <Noah> \*sees the fire and gasps\*

[06:12] <Noah> What the heck?!

[06:12] <Leshawna> O\_O AH!!!

[06:12] <Alejandro> \*gasps\* Izzy what did you do?!

[06:13] <Izzy> What? That wasn’t me! Forest fires are a Friday thing, DUUH!

[06:13] <Leshawna> What do we do y'all!?! \*gets up and starts panicking\*

[06:13] <Izzy> Come with me if you want to live! \*runs off away from fire\*

[06:13] <Izzy> (CONF) I didn't know where I was going, but I’ve always wanted to say that.

[06:13] <Leshawna> \*grabs Bridgette\* AHH!!!

[06:13] <Bridgette> Whoa! \*runs off with her\*

[06:13] <Noah> Personally, I'd rather burn in the fire then follow Izzy, but...

[06:13] <Noah> \*sees fire spread and gulps\* Welp. \*runs after the team\*

[06:13] <Lightning> \*is still sleeping in the bushes as the fire spreads\*

[06:13] <Leshawna> \*stops running\* Wait, what about meathead?!

[06:13] <Alejandro> I'm sure his thick skull is fire proof!

[06:13] <Izzy> \*climbs up a tree\* Up here guys!

[06:13] <Noah> Oh yeah, let’s climb a tree in order to avoid the fire currently engulfing its bark brethren!

[06:13] <Leshawna> No time for rational thinking \*grabs Noah and chunks him up the tree\*

[06:13] <Noah> Wha-- AH! \*is thrown\*

[06:14] <@Chris> \*time skip to the fire dissipating as rain begins falling\*

[06:14] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the Bass in the trees\*

[06:14] <Noah> \*glares at Izzy\*

[06:14] <Alejandro> \*glares as well\*

[06:14] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the Gophers, also in a tree, hiding from the bear\*

[06:14] <Taylor> \*holds onto Duncan in fear\*

[06:14] <Courtney> \*holds onto Duncan in fear as well\*

[06:14] <Duncan> \*secretly enjoying this\* Pfft, I coulda taken him.

[06:14] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Sugar, Leonard, and Ennui in the cave\*

[06:14] <Ennui> .....

[06:14] <Leonard> \*still hallucinating\*

[06:14] <@Chris> -- GOPHERS (morning) --

[06:14] <Courtney> \*looks around the camp, down from the tree\* Where are Leonard, Sugar, Ennui, and Topher?!

[06:15] <Courtney> We lost more than HALF the team in less than a day?

[06:15] <Duncan> \*cracks back\* I don't know. Maybe the bear ate them last night.

[06:15] <Taylor> \*rubs head\* Ugh, what even? That tree was so stiff.

[06:15] <Duncan> Yeah, wood will do that to ya. (conf) Man, these girls are hot, but they’re both super annoying. Better than hanging out with the buck tooth twins.

[06:15] <Topher> (conf) \*is sleeping but suddenly wakes up\* H-huh? Wha- Who? \*looks around\* Oh... It's morning already? See this is why I don’t sleep in anything outdoorsy, I always sleep walk from the, ugh, nature.

[06:15] <Leonard> \*still in cave and talking to himself\* Everything is fine... everything is fine....

[06:15] <Ennui> \*hanging from a tree again, sleeping\*

[06:15] <Sugar> \*wakes up\* H-Huh? Oh yay we survived!

[06:15] <Sugar> \*yells at Ennui\* YA HEAR THAT BAT BOY? WE MADE IT!

[06:15] <Ennui> \*gets startled by Sugar's screaming and falls out of tree\* Ow.

[06:15] <Leonard> \*takes a deep breath\* I believe my status ailment has begun to wear off as well. \*looks into the cave and sees a sleeping bear\* ...Oh poop.

[06:15] <Ennui> Oh no.

[06:15] <Leonard> \*slowly gets up and moves towards Sugar\* Maybe if we be very quiet. We can--

[06:15] <Sugar> What? \*turns and sees bear\* Aw, COME ON!

[06:15] <Leonard> \*bear wakes up and growls at them\* Uh-oh!

[06:15] <Sugar> Not on my watch, grizzly! \*Runs into the cave\*

[06:15] <Sugar> \*punches the bear in the stomach pushes him into the cave wall\*

[06:15] <Sugar> HOO-HAHAHA! Let’s go y'all; we gotta high tail it back to camp!

[06:16] <@Chris> -- BASS (morning) --

[06:16] <Noah> \*wakes up\*

[06:16] <Leshawna> \*wakes up sore\* Ugh, that fire did a number on this camp...

[06:16] <Noah> Yeah, this was such an illuminating challenge. \*sarcastically\*

[06:16] <Izzy> \*giggles\* Yeah, illuminating like a forest fire in the midnight sky, whoo!

[06:16] <Izzy> Oh, that reminds me! I found a river earlier, so I used my mad fishing abilities to nab this! \*pulls out salmon from bra\*

[06:16] <Alejandro> \*wakes up and yawns\* Well, at least we have the food for breakfast! \*goes to grab the fish\*

[06:16] <Izzy> \*bites the salmon's head off\* Mmm, tasty!

[06:16] <Alejandro> o-o How... obscene.

[06:16] <Leshawna> As appetizing as that is, we ain't got time for breakfast. We need to start heading out. \*looks around\* Where's Lightning?!

[06:16] <Lightning> \*loud snoring\*

[06:16] <Izzy> \*stomach growls\* Oh wait, raw fish, riiight. \*goes to a bush and begins puking\*

[06:16] <Noah> \*gags\*

[06:16] <Izzy> \*looks over\* Hey! There’s a football guy next to my puke!

[06:17] <Lightning> \*louder snoring\*

[06:17] <Leshawna> \*hears snoring and walks towards bush\*

[06:17] <Noah> \*follows Leshawna\*

[06:17] <Leshawna> What the-- Who put Lightning in a bush??

[06:17] <Noah> \*looks back and forth nervously\* Uh, I saw a bear do it!

[06:17] <Leshawna> >.> Mmmhm.

[06:17] <Alejandro> \*puts his hand on Noah’s shoulder\* Now Noah, there is no need to hide your actions. It was a much better night without him.

[06:17] <Leshawna> Let's just wake the fool up. \*slaps lightning\*

[06:17] <Noah> \*hits Lightning with a book\*

[06:17] <Alejandro> His slumber is as thick as his skull. How tragic, truly.

[06:17] <Lightning> \*still snoring\*

[06:17] <Leshawna> Whatever. \*picks up lightning\* Let's hurry up an-- \*falls from the weight\* WHOA!

[06:17] <@Chris> \*over intercom\* Well, campers, your trip outdoors is over! You can begin heading back!

[06:17] <Leshawna> Y'all heard the host! Let's high tail it out of here! \*drags Lightning out with Al's assistance\*

[06:17] <Geoff> \*gestures at the pathway to Bridgette\*After you, Bridge.

[06:17] <Bridgette> \*blushes\* Thanks. \*walks down the path\*

[06:18] <@Chris> -- FIREPIT --

[06:18] <@Chris> \*waits by the campfire entrance and looks at his watch\* Hm... \*looks up and sees the campers running\* Look, it seems like our campers have begun to arrive!

[06:18] <Izzy> \*arrives at camp\* Whoo!

[06:18] <Noah> \*arrives at camp\*

[06:18] <Alejandro> \*arrives at camp, carrying Lightning with Leshawna\* We did it! \*high fives Noah\*

[06:18] <Leshawna> \*arrives at camp and drops Lightning in exhaustion\* Whoo... yeah... w-we did it. \*drops on her knees\*

[06:18] <Lightning> \*is dropped on the ground and awakes\* Sha-huh?! Did we Sha-win?!

[06:18] <Courtney> \*arrives at camp\* Come on you slow pokes! Pick up the pace!

[06:18] <Taylor> \*pants\* You try running in these boots! \*arrives at camp\*

[06:18] <Geoff> \*arrives at camp\*

[06:18] <Bridgette> \*arrives at camp\*

[06:18] <Topher> \*arrives at camp\* Uh... hey guys. Had a good night? \*scratches his head in confusion\*

[06:18] <Duncan> \*arrives at camp\*

[06:18] <@Chris> And it seems... that the Bass win yet again!

[06:18] <Alejandro> \*hugs his team\* We are winners!

[06:18] <Leshawna> AW YEAH!!!!

[06:18] <Noah> Yeah! \*hugs Bridgette then lets go\* Oh, sorry... yaaaay... we won.

[06:18] <Bridgette> \*raises eyebrow\*

[06:19] <Courtney> WHAT?! Duncan, this is ALL YOUR FAULT.

[06:19] <Duncan> What? And how’s that?! Did you forget that our token weirdoes are missing?

[06:19] <@Chris> Actually Duncan... \*nods head over to the firepit and the camera pans to reveal Sugar, Leonard, and Ennui sitting down\*

[06:19] <Sugar> Howdy! \*waves\*

[06:19] <Leonard> Salutations!

[06:19] <Ennui> \*blinks\* Hi.

[06:19] <Courtney> How in the-- But they abandoned us and got lost all night!

[06:19] <Sugar> \*sassily strolls up to her\* Well thankfully, my perfect "navy-gational" skills got us here way before you snails.

[06:19] <Sugar> Well, that and the fact that we were runnin' away from a bear faster than a chicken from a coyote.

[06:19] <Courtney> Ugh! And where were YOU all night, Topher?!

[06:19] <Topher> I honestly have no clue... o\_o One minute I’m sleeping in the filthy dirt, next I’m curled up in the outhouse.

[06:20] <Duncan> Whatever, still not my fault.

[06:20] <@Chris> Looks like you guys got a lot to discuss. Gophers, I'll be seeing you at elimination. This should be interesting.

[06:20] <Topher> (CONF) I don't know HOW I even got back. Has my constant grooming and TV ready good looks started to mess up my head?

[06:20] <Ennui> (CONF) I don't really care if Duncan cost us the challenge, he's the only person here I can connect with on a personal level, so getting rid of him is such an odd thing for me to do. \*shakes his head\*

[06:20] <@Chris> -- GOPHERS CABIN --

[06:20] <Topher> \*walks up to the team\* So, what went down when Topher the Magnificent was gone? (CONF) Yep, that's my new thing. All hosts have to have a thing!

[06:20] <Courtney> What happened was that the ENTIRE TEAM went completely AWOL. How hard is it to stay in one spot?

[06:20] <Taylor> Seriously, Duncan might have got here last, but YOU two weirdoes nearly cost us the game.

[06:20] <Sugar> Yeah, but we still got here first, so where were you three lollygagging at?

[06:20] <Ennui> I was told to look for Leonard and Sugar.... by you Courtney.

[06:20] <Duncan> \*shrugs\* I was busy.

[06:20] <Leonard> \*glares at Duncan\* Hmph.

[06:21] <Sugar> Well I blame our loss on that there Courtney!

[06:21] <Courtney> What?! I wasn't the one who ATE THE MAP and ran off!

[06:21] <Sugar> I didn’t run off! The team did!

[06:21] <Sugar> And if you weren't so gosh darn bossy, we would've been functional!

[06:21] <Courtney> We went where we were supposed to.

[06:21] <Courtney> While you two went and made out in some cave!

[06:21] <Leonard> \*gasps\* Blasphemy!

[06:21] <Sugar> Lies! Vicious lies! \*glares at Courtney\*

[06:21] <Courtney> \*glares back\*

[06:22] <@Chris> -- ELIMINATION CEREMONY --

[06:22] <@Chris> Welcome to your first bonfire together, new Gophers!

[06:22] <@Chris> Looks like the new teammates meshed well today.

[06:22] <Duncan> How so? We lost.

[06:22] <@Chris> \*laughs\* Yeah I know, you guys sucked. >.>

[06:22] <Sugar> \*rolls eyes\* Just git on with it! \*breaks nail file\* Hmph.

[06:22] <Courtney> \*glares at Sugar\*

[06:22] <@Chris> Alright, you know the drill, whoever doesn't get a marshmallow, it's curtains for YOU. >:)

[06:22] <@Chris> Our first marshmallow goes to....

[06:22] <@Chris> Duncan.

[06:23] <Duncan> What?

[06:23] <Duncan> Huh... \*grabs marshmallow\*

[06:23] <@Chris> Next marshmallow...Taylor!

[06:23] <Taylor> Chipotle! ;)

[06:23] <@Chris> Next one.......

[06:23] <@Chris> Leonard... for whatever reason. \*eye roll\*

[06:23] <Leonard> YES! \*grabs marshmallow and hugs it\* My preciousss...

[06:23] <@Chris> O\_O Ok...

[06:23] <Leonard> \*coughs awkwardly\*

[06:23] <@Chris> Topher and Ennui, you guys get some too.  ;)

[06:24] <Ennui> \*catches marshmallow\* It's such a bright color.

[06:24] <Topher> \*catches and eats marshmallow\* (Conf) I may have been irrelevant today, but never again! I swear, today was just because of lack of my precious beauty sleep!

[06:24] <@Chris> Courtney, Sugar, it’s down to our two bossy girls...again. For like the third time??

[06:24] <Sugar> :(

[06:24] <Courtney> Get on with it! >.>

[06:24] <@Chris> Shush! People love this dramatic tension. Sugar, your loud country-isms are tiring; Courtney, your loud bossiness is ALSO tiring.

[06:24] <@Chris> The final marshmallow of the evening goes to.........

[06:24] <@Chris> ...............

[06:24] <@Chris> ........

[06:24] <Leonard> \*looks a Sugar and gulps\*

[06:25] <Sugar> \*looks back at him, and smiles reassuringly\*

[06:25] <@Chris> Courtney!!!!!! \*throws marshmallow\*

[06:25] <Leonard> WHAT?!!

[06:25] <Courtney> Bye! \*waves at Sugar\*

[06:25] <Duncan> \*shrugs\* Meh, I was getting sick of her anyways.

[06:25] <Sugar> \*sniffling\* Th-this pageant is a farce!

[06:25] <Sugar> I demand a recount!

[06:25] <Duncan> I demand you get out.

[06:25] <Sugar> \*flips off Duncan\*

[06:25] <@Chris> \*laughs\* Heh heh, yeah no. You're definitely out.

[06:25] <Ennui> If it helps, I appreciated the forest fire.

[06:25] <Taylor> \*files nails, satisfied\*

[06:25] <@Chris> Oh Cheeeef~

[06:25] <Sugar> \*gasp\* NO!

[06:25] <@ChefHatchet> \*grabs and drags Sugar\*

[06:25] <Sugar> NOO!!!

[06:25] <Leonard> SUGAR!!

[06:26] <Sugar> \*being dragged\* This is stupid! I was robbed! \*thrown in boat\* I will contact Miss Rodeo Canada for rigging!

[06:26] <Sugar> \*boat starts to drive off\* I’ll never forget you wizaaaard! \*is taken away\*

[06:26] <@Chris> Now that the competition is Sugar-free, how will our new teams handle each other?

[06:26] <@Chris> Find out next time...

[06:26] <@Chris>...on TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!

[06:26] <@Chris> -- END --