Lost THX JJ trailer: A Garfield boxset

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Do you remember lost THX Tex trailers? Well, now THX replaced Tex by JJ from Cocomelon, 100% licensed, but finally they rejected to publish the trailer.

## Story

I was playing Garfield: Saving Arlene on my PS2, when the doorbell rang, I opened the door and found a box with a tag that said "Garfield: Cartoons Collection", I took the box to my house too excited. When I got into my home, I opened the package and found a Garfield DVD boxset, it said "THX and PAWS inc. present: Garfield Cartoons Collection" it had a red square which said "Includes 3 + 1 DVDs!". The DVDs were these:

1. Garfield and friends: The complete series
2. The Garfield Show: The complete series
3. Garfield originals: DVD edition
4. And obviously, the bonus DVD: The rare Garfield trailer made by THX

The boxset also had a green square that said "With a never seen Garfield tale!" and obviously, it was the THX trailer DVD.

I put the DVD into my PS2, and the DVD began with previews of Garfield movies, included the upcoming 2024 Garfield movie, and then a language select came up, it had 7 languagues:

1. English
2. Spanish/Español
3. French
4. German
5. Russian
6. Icelandic
7. Korean

I chose Spanish because that's the language I watch movies in. The menu was too nice to look at, it had Garfield, Odie, Nermal, Arlene and JJ from Cocomelon in colored boxes. I chose "Play" to watch the trailer, but before it could play, a warning in the style of The Garfield Show credits came up.

"This trailer was made for the announcement of the 2024 Garfield movie, but it was never released because it has language/scenes not suitable for children. Do you want to play it?". It had also two options: "Yes, play it" and "No, return to the main menu". Instead of listening the credits music from The Garfield Show, I listened at a sped up version of the title screen theme of a SMD homebrew game called "UWOL: Quest for Money".

I said "Ok, here I go" and chose "Yes, play it" and the trailer began.

## JJ vs. Garfield characters

### JJ vs. Garfield and Odie

The trailer started with Garfield and Odie walking in the street, and Odie said "Garf, have you heard of a kid who's killing innocent people?" and Garfield got shocked when he heard Odie talking full english instead of communicating with barks, and he asked Odie "Can you speak english, truly!?" and Odie said "Yep, Garf!". Garfield responsed to Odie's answer: "But hell yeah, I know that guy, his name's JJ and why do you have to wor-

And then Garfield's sentence was interrupted by JJ's voice, which said "Hello dog and cat".

And Garfield said "I think I have no time for lasagna, so... RUN!" and he and Odie started running away from JJ. JJ said "hey doggo and cat, ya'll die! And Odie answered him "Shut up, idiot!", JJ sped up and reached them.

Then JJ said "any last words?" to Garfield and Odie and they said "We were innocent, we don't want to die!" and then JJ responsed "Too bad". JJ pushed a lever and left an anvil fall over Garfield and Odie, and the screen cut to black for 5 seconds, and I could hear Garfield and Odie's screams in agony.

### JJ vs. Jon Arbuckle and Liz Wilson

Then the trailer cut to a scene with Jon and Liz talking at Jon's house about JJ.

"Hey Jon, I have heard of a guy who kills innocent people, he's called JJ!"

Then Jon said "Don't worry Liz, he doesn't know where we are-

Then Jon's sentence was interrupted by JJ opening the door.

"Hello homies" JJ said to Jon and Liz.

"Get out of my house!" Exclaimed Jon.

"Yeah, I have a notice, I killed your pets, Mr. Arbuckle" JJ said to Jon

"ARE YOU KIDDING!?" Jon asked to JJ.

"No Mr. Jon and Ms. Liz" JJ responsed.

Then Liz replied "We'll report you with the police, killing animals is a crime!".

JJ replied "Yeah, in your dreams, assholes, ya'll never report me with the police!

I was shocked by JJ calling Jon and Liz like that, because JJ is just a 5 year old.

And then Jon said "Yeah, we'll do!"

And then JJ said "Wait for me to be in jail, assholes" to Jon and Liz, and went out from Jon's house.

"Yeah, Mr. Arbuckle is calling police, time to burn his house!" said JJ and he grabbed a torch, lit it and burned Jon's house. And he said "Haha, Mr. Arbuckle and Ms. Wilson are dead, time to kill Nermal and Arlene!" and he flew of the screen.

After JJ flew off the screen, the screams of Jon and Liz in agony and the sound of Jon's house burning were heard, it was for 3 seconds, and then the trailer cut to a scene of Nermal and Arlene speaking about JJ.

### JJ vs. Nermal and Arlene

The scene started with Nermal sat in a cardboard box, telling Arlene about JJ, he said "Hey, Arlene, I've heard of a killer called JJ, he kills innocent people! He killed a dog and a cat!".

Then Arlene responsed "Do you mean Garfield and Odie?".

And Nermal responsed "Sadly, I mean them, but don't worry, we'll be fine!".

And then JJ landed in front of Nermal and Arlene, and he said "Hello kitties".

"I heard you killed Garfield and Odie, so get out from here, RIGHT NOW!" Nermal responsed.

And JJ responsed "How dare you, dirty kitten!?" and threatened Nermal with a gun.

"Please don't kill me, kid, I'm world's cutest kitten!" Nermal responsed in fear as JJ threatened him with the gun.

Then JJ said "Too bad" and shot Nermal.

Then Arlene responsed "How dare you kill Nermal!?, I'll report you with the police!".

And JJ responsed "It's ok, report me with the police!".

And then Arlene ran really fast to the police office, but when she was about to enter into it, JJ appeared in front of her.

"I didn't give up, and I won't!, you won't report me with the police!" JJ said to Arlene.

"Of course I will, now go away!" Arlene responsed.

And JJ left Arlene enter to the police office, but when she went in, JJ dropped a nuke and ran away. When he ran away, the screen cut to black and the sounds of an explosion and screams of Arlene in agony could be heard. After 3 seconds, the screen cut to a scene of Vito in his restaurant.