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Antonina Nutshell

**Antonina Nutshell** una artista drag y una de las concursantes de la primera temporada de *Drag Race Sverige*.

## Origen de su nombre drag

Antonina Nutshell es un juego de palabras de su nombre real.

## Frases memorables

### Drag Race Sverige (Temporada 1)

* "Antonina Nutshell är här, och är hon här för att vinna? *[inhala al estilo de Norrland]*" (frase de entrada)
* "Nu ska Antonina gå och Antogrina." (frase de salida)

## Mensaje de despedida

* "Men va fa-an! Från Norrland till UK till Världen. Älskar er alla. –Antonina Nutshell"
* "Men va fa-an...igen! Ni är magiska. /Antonina Nutshell ♡"

## Curiosidades

* Antonina es la primera concursante en toda la franquicia *Drag Race* en volver a la competencia ganando un mini reto.
* Antonina es la tercera concursante en toda la franquicia *Drag Race* en regresar a la competencia, ser nominada pero ganar el *lip sync*, después de Kana Warrior en la temporada 2 de *Drag Race Thailand* y Daya Betty en la temporada 14 de *RuPaul's Drag Race*.
	+ Sin embargo, es la primera en hacerlo todo en un solo episodio.
* Antonina es la segunda concursante en la franquicia *Drag Race* en ganar un mini reto después de ser eliminada, después de Trixie Mattel.
* Según dijo en un directo de Instagram, Antonina gastó £3,000 en sus looks para la pasarela. Como estaba sin dinero cuando recibió la aceptación para participar, tuvo que pedir prestado este dinero a un amigo.

## Galería

### Drag Race Sverige (Temporada 1)

Sesión de fotos de Midsommar − con Endigo y Elecktra
Looks
Look de la promoLook del confesionalLook de entradaLook de 'Hembygdsdrottning' − UmeåLook de 'En Natt På Slottet'Look del show de talentosLook de 'Långstrump Extravaganza'Look del *Snatch Game* − Sandra DahlbergLook de 'Mitt Liv Som Tant'Look de "Dragodifestivalen" − Arjas ÄnglarLook de 'Transformation'Look de 'Transformation' *(2º reveal)*Look de 'Drömsystrar' − con Angela NutshellLook no emitido de 'Dramaqueen'

## Referencias

1. ↑ 1,0 1,1 1,2 1,3 1,4 1,5 (SV) Drag Race Sverige: Här är alla tävlande! | QX — 6 de febrero de 2023
2. ↑ (EN) Publicación de @antoninanutshell | Instagram — 5 de abril de 2023
Roly

Roly The Coach is an LB&SCR four-wheeled coach built to a design by Stroudley between the early 1870s and late 1880s.

    **Roly Browning** (*a.k.a Roly the Coach*) is the main character of The Adventures Of Roly The Coach.

He is the brother of Annie Clarabella.

## Appearances

### The Adventures Of Roly The Coach

* Roly's Migraine (does not speak)
* Roly's Bank Holiday (does not speak)
* Roly Goes to Vote (does not speak)
* Roly Gets Privatised (does not speak)
* Roly And Barry (does not speak)
* Roly And Browny (does not speak)
* Roly's Half Term (does not speak)
* Roly's Halloween Special (does not speak)
* Roly's Christmas Special (does not speak)
* Roly Goes To The World Cup (does not speak)
* Roly's Bad Day (does not speak)
* Roly And Diesel (does not speak)
* Roly's Morning (does not speak)
* Roly's Magical Christmas (cameo)
* Roly And Timmy (does not speak)

### Shed 17 Universe

* Thomas The Tank Engine: Project G-1 (cameo)

## Trivia

* Roly was originally Pauls Vids' first attempt at making 3D models of Annie and Clarabel.
* Despite Roly being the main character of The Adventures of Roly the Coach, he has not spoken in any episodes.
* His cameo in Project G-1 as a host for a live podcast is likely a joke on how he does not speak in any of his appearances and that the podcast is generally quiet.

## Gallery

Roly and BillyRoly with Sir Topham Hatt and FerdinandRoly, Ferdinand and the Thomas Fans.Roly with Thomas GotzeRoly SmilingRoly as an secret cameo in Project G-1Roly And Kevin Diesel at Knapford Station.Edward And RolyRoly's ToiletRoly AngryRoly in Roly's Bad Day
Roly's Bank Holiday

Roly's Bank Holiday is the second episode of The Adventures Of Roly The Coach

## Characters

* Roly (does not speak)
* Ferdinand (*cameo*)

## Transcript

It's a beautiful day on the Island of Sodor. Everyone's outside, enjoying the sunshine. Even Roly's enjoying his day, the sun is out and he hasn't a care in the wo-

(*Just then a car races by beeping loudly, the man in passenger seat sticks up his middle finger at Roly as he passes*)

Man: Wankers! F\*\*king wanker!

(*Roly watches the car, then looks at the audience*)

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                                         *The End*

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## Trivia

* Edited footage from the "Thomas & Friends" episode "*Bertie's Chase*" is used.
Costa Concordia (clip at end of vid)

(At the time of making this I didn’t know there was another page about the Costa Concordia, go look at that one it’s better) Costa Concordia is the wee clip at the end of shed 17, it shows a clip of the Costa Concordia with moving waves, at the end of the clip it shows a Henry face that was converted to a d square face screaming under the water.

The Costa Concordia was a cruise ship that capsized in 2012, taking more than 30 lives.

rest in piece to all the victims on the Costa Concordia.
Roly Gets Privatised

Roly Gets Privatised is the fourth episode of The Adventures Of Roly The Coach.

## Transcript

Roly's party didn't win the election and Roly's dream of a renationalise railway have been dashed. Well look on the bright side Roly, maybe you'll be sold to a reputable railway franch-

(*It is suddenly revealed "easyTrain.com" has been painted on Roly's side*)

Oh.

(*Roly looks down, then looks at the audience*)

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                                          *The End*

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HiT Logistics

**HiT Logistics** is a covert research company headquartered in the Northwestern United Kingdom (possibly Scotland or Northern Ireland).

## History

HiT Logistics was tasked with continuing Bio-Fusion despite the fact that it was banned completely by the British Government in 1984. Former Sodor Research professor Owen Routh was the head of Project G-1, which involved the deprogramming of Bio-Fused stem cells.

The project lasted for thirty years until the release of the Shed 17 documentary, creating a public outcry, and protests from Thomas fans. As a result, HiT Logistics started to remove evidence by melting down Bio-Fused vehicles and moving their remains to Blue Mountain Quarry. However, among the protesters were Cranky the Crane, who broke down the front gate to the facility, and Kevin Diesel, who charged into the building to expose what was inside. As he did so, he rammed into the container of Project G-1, allowing it to escape and assume any form of any size.

## Creations

* Annie and Clarabel
* Bio-Fused Tanks
* Diesel
* Project G-1

## Trivia

* HiT Logistics is a parody of HiT Entertainment, a British-American company owned by Mattel which, among others, owns and distributes the *Thomas The Tank Engine* series, and often accused of dumbing down the franchise in favor of merchandising profits for the capitalist class.
Gordon And The Caravans

**Gordon And The Caravans** is the first episode of Thomas' PC Adventures.

## Plot

Thomas is delighted to meet two newcomers to the island. But Gordons mistrust soon leads to fear and suspicion.

## Characters

* Thomas
* Edward
* Gordon
* Bobby
* Shinty
* Henry (*does not speak*)
* Sir Topham Hatt (*does not speak*)
* Windy (*does not speak*)
* Farmer Oblivious (*does not speak*)
* Timmy (*does not speak*)
* James (*cameo*)
* Percy (*cameo*)
* Rosie (*cameo*)
* Ashima (*cameo*)
* Nia (*cameo*)
* Annie and Clarabel (*cameo*)

## Trivia

* From this video onward, all the engines gain siderods.

## Errors

* In some scenes, James and Percy's side rods are in the wrong direction.
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## Let's Go to the Liberry!

### Hosts

Adrian Hannah, Colin Neese, Charles Thomas

## Links

* The Pirate Bay Is The World’s Most Efficient Public Library
* 25-GPU cluster cracks every standard Windows password in <6 hours
* Over 13,000 petition White House to build a Death Star
* Jammie Thomas Takes Constitutional Argument To SCOTUS
* Is the Flickr API a National Treasure?

## Dumbass Apple News

* Australia police discourage use of Apple maps app after rescues

## Epic Fail!

* California Accidentally Posts 14,000 Social Security Numbers
Percy

* 1st
* 2nd
* 3rd (Piston)
* 4th (Number)

**Percy Parker** *(a.k.a. Percy the Small Engine)* was a failed Bio-Fusion experiment. He is Thomas' best friend.

## Biography

### "Thomas the Tank Engine: Shed 17"

Nothing is known about Percy's past before he was Bio-Fused into an Avonside saddle tank engine.

He did not survive his Bio-Fusion process and he was put on display during the off-season with other failed Bio-Fused experiments that were too unwell to work or already dead like him.

While Percy was on display, his eyes rolled into the back of his head, and his skeleton tilted out of his artificial frame, making his face turn to the side causing blood to spill from his smoke box. The crowd that were looking at him started screaming and running away from his corpse.

### "Thomas the Tank Engine: Project G-1"

Some where before his death, Percy warned Thomas about the Welsh Coal, when he was covered in it.

Percy's remains were later used as a weapon by G-1 when it was under attack by the British military. The carcass crashes into the military line, causing at least one tank to explode and several casualties.

## Appearances

#### Shed 17 Universe

* Thomas The Tank Engine: Shed 17 (stock footage appearance; does not speak)
* Thomas The Tank Engine: Project G-1 (does not speak)

#### Thomas' PC Adventures

* Gordon And The Caravans (*cameo*)
* Edward's Rendez-vous (*does not speak*)
* Percy's Revelation
* Henry's Dilemma (*stock footage cameo*)
* Thomas Gets Cancelled

## Trivia

* Percy's appearance in Shed 17 was actually footage taken from the nameboard segments of the TV Series, and because of that, he didn't have his own 3D model until Project G-1.
* On a live stream, Paul said that Percy's last name could be Parker, making Percy one of the few engines to have a last name.

## Quotes

* "Hey! He's not so Jolly now!" (Percy's Revelation Teaser Trailer)
* "Here are your Coaches Gordon." (Percy's Revelation)
* "Please don't tell the Fat Controller!" (Percy's Revelation)

## Gallery

### TV Series Footages

Percy being on a display, with a crowd.Percy's Death
### Default Gallery

Percy being shocked that he brought Gordon oil tankers instead of the Express.Hey, he's not so jolly now!"WORLDS GREATEST HERO"
### Promotional Images

Thomas, Percy and RolyPercy with Thomas Gotze and Roly.Percy if he was painted black.Percy’s new model.
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This week, a teenager falls into an open manhole, Ecto-1 is for sale, and some researchers have reversed engineered the social security number. Want to take a ride in a ferrari? Find this out this week on "What's the Rumpus?" plus this week's Fark Headline of the Week.

## Links

* Picard Song
* Teenager Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ Greek Episode
* Ecto-1 For Sale on eBay
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ eBay Auction
* Man Dies Horrible Death In The Teeth Of a Cardboard Shredder
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ 9.95 by Spunkadelic
* Social Security Numbers Deduced From Public Data
	+ Wired Article (via Packet Storm)
	+ How Sarah Palin’s Email was Hacked
	+ Wolfram Alpha Life Expectancy
* Future Ryder on Twitter
* Fire Twofer
	+ 14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime (via Gizmodo)
	+ Gasoline-Huffing Man Bursts Into Flame After Being Tased (via Gizmodo)
* Enigma Battleship Is Probably the Best Drinking Game Ever
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ Strip Groundies
	+ Fark Headline
	+ What’s a Gym?
* Ferrari Guy For Hire
	+ Website
	+ ALBOTAS Article
	+ Jalopnik
	+ TeenTrackAttack Puts UK Teens In Ferraris, Lambos
* Guest Editor Seth Green: A wear-it-if-you-dare guide to Comic-Con costumes
	+ Article
	+ Ted Levine (Buffalo Bill) on imdb
* Amazon zaps purchased copies of Orwell’s 1984 and Animal Farm from Kindles
	+ BoingBoing Article
	+ Fark Headline
	+ Geek Brief Episode
* Tech Student Drops Mad Rhymes Yo!
	+ Myspace Page
	+ Cute w/ Chris recites T-Pain
* Pandora Agreement Saves Internet Radio
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ Slacker
	+ Last.FM
	+ Royal Pains
	+ Royal Pains Theme
* I BIG POOP (via Fail Blog)
* Unruly Teen Charges $23 Quadrillion At Drugstore (via Consumerist)
* Augmented Reality App Shows You the Nearest Subway Edition
	+ NYC Subway App (via Lifehacker)
	+ Definition of Augmented Reality (via Wikipedia)
	+ Layar Augmented Reality App
	+ Snow Crash Gargoyles
* Security guard charged with hacking hospital systems
	+ Computerworld Article (via Packet Storm)
	+ Infiltration Video (via Networkworld.tv)
* Google Labs Brings Beta Tag Back to GMail (via Official Gmail Blog)
* 10 Geekiest Pieces of Furniture in the Universe
	+ Cracked Article
	+ 3 Wolf Moon Shirt (via Amazon)
	+ 3 Keyboard Cat Moon (via Geekologie)
* URC MX-5000 Remote Puts Haptic Feedback Where It Belongs
	+ Gizmodo Article
* Earthquake Invisibility Cloak (via Slashdot)

## Fark Headline of the Week

* Police check and find NY Bishop mating with teenager. Pawned
* Virgin Mary spotted in bird droppings. Holy crap

## Additional Notes

* @shawnp0wers
* Chuck requests that you don’t request to be his friend on Facebook even though he gave out his facebook URL.
RMF-13 'Orbwalker'-class

The RMF-13 'Orbwalker' was a hypermaneuverable starfighter designed to be a superior dogfighting ship.

## Description

The "Orbwalker" was designed to be one of the best dogfighting ships on the market through superior maneuverability. The starfighter came equipped with two inertial dampeners and three directional thrusters - overkill to some, but these upgrades certainly paid off in the right hands. However, this starfighter suffered heavily against an opponent that utilized hit-and-run techniques. As such, it was best used in situations that require defending a target instead of chasing down an enemy.
The missiles loaded on the Orbwalker weren't exactly meant to do serious damage; instead, they were meant to knock out shields and disrupt the opponent. The small ion cannon could also provide the same supporting fire, but required a great deal of the ship's energy to operate - leaving the Orbwalker unable to jump to hyperspace or maneuver as quickly for a short period after firing it.
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### Episode

http://whatstherumpuspodcast.com/2010/11/17/episode-57-the-podcast-of-a-generation/

### Audio

[1]

Nintendo seeks to trademark the phrase "It's on like Donkey Kong." BlackSheep is a Firefox extension that counters the Firesheep extension. Scientists turn skin into blood. Plus, this week's Study of the Week.

## Links

* 97.3 - The Rock: We Rock the Tri-states
* Bitchin' Camaro
* Late Registration
* My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
* EMOgency Room
* LOL poopy
* Pitfall!
* Nintendo Seeks To Trademarks "It's On Like Donkey Kong"
* Firesheep Countermeasure Tool BlackSheep
* Scientists Turn Skin Into Blood
* @shawnp0wers!
Edward Runs Over Sir Topham Hatt

Edward Runs Over Sir Topham Hatt (or Edward Runs Over Fat Controller) is a PaulVids Short that has since been deleted. A reupload can be found here

## Trivia

* It is unknown why it was deleted
* the video can still be viewed on twitter https://twitter.com/vidspaul/status/1292771193209131008?s=21&t=BHSOLLAizwTMgDSCG3zCLA
Annie Clarabella

**Annie Clarabella-Diesel** was the wife of Kevin Diesel. They are voiced by Mabungway.

## Biography

Shortly before Annie was Bio-Fused into two coaches, she met her to be husband Diesel as rail enthusiast. They ended up falling in love and marrying within just weeks of meeting.

Annie's Bio-Fusion process was almost successful, as during the operation, her stem cell split into two. The results we're two coaches being created. However, the Bio-Fused created twin; Clarabel, was showed to be deformed and imperfect. The railway staff didn't know how they were still alive and never asked where the organic parts of the coaches were or where the money for the luxurious pink furnishing inside came from. However, those questions were answered on Annie and Clarabel's first day in service when the passengers went to their seats only to discover where the organic parts were placed when blood squirted everywhere after sitting on the seats. But what they found in the toilets was even worse.

Shortly after the incident, they were put on a siding out of the public gaze. Annie would stay with Diesel, while Clarabel would be taken to HiT Logistics.

After thirty years of remaining inside a forgotten shed with Diesel, Annie died when HiT Logistics ordered John and Terry to melt Clarabel down, forcing the telepathic link between the two coaches to cause Annie to die and burst into flames. Horrified by what he saw, Diesel managed to break out of the shed, but had become traumatized after watching his wife die in front of him and in that moment, he resolved to liberate all Bio-Fused engines.

## Appearances

### Shed 17 Universe

* Thomas The Tank Engine: Shed 17 (stock footage cameo)
* Thomas The Tank Engine: Project G-1 (Clarabel does not speak)

### The Adventures Of Roly The Coach

* Roly's Morning (mentioned)
* Roly's Magical Christmas (stock footage cameo)

#### Thomas' PC Adventures

* Gordon And The Caravans (cameo)
* Edward's Rendez-vous (cameo)
* Henry's Dilemma (cameo)
* Thomas Gets Cancelled (Annie cameo)

## Trivia

* Pauls Vids had considered to ask Michelle Hurtado to voice Annie, but he didn't have the nerve to ask her because he didn't know if she had seen Shed 17.
* The coaches’ eyes were reused from the Troublesome Trucks.
* In "Thomas the Tank Engine", **Annie and Clarabel** are Thomas' coaches, but in Project G-1, they were married to Diesel and Ferdinand was pulling.
	+ However, they appeared as coaches of Thomas in Thomas' PC Adventures.

## Voice

* Free-Use Voice (Thomas : The Tank Engine Project G-1)
* Michelle Hurtado (Original Plan)
* Mabungway (Thomas Gets Cancelled - present)

## Gallery

### TV Series Footages

Annie and Clarabel in "Thomas in Trouble".AnnieClarabel
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## Links

* Kim Dotcom: FBI can’t have Megaupload founder extradited without piracy evidence, NZ court rules
* Jimmy Wales threatens to encrypt Wikipedia if UK passes snooping bill
* Hacker steals $250k in Bitcoins from online exchange Bitfloor
* BitTorrent study finds most file-sharers are monitored
* Fox to Release Digital Movies Three Weeks Prior to Retail
* Bruce Willis Isn’t Suing Apple Over iTunes Music Ownership Rights
* Samsung flew bloggers halfway around the world and then threatened to leave them there if they didn't cooperate.
* Space Sugar Discovered In Binary System Star
* Are App.net's Crowdfunders Being Taken For a Ride?
* California To License Self-Driving Cars
* 100% of publicly educated students in Estonia will learn how to code starting in the 1st grade.
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## Links

* Neil Young reveals Pono music player, promises 'the best sound anyone can get'
* Tesla Model S getting first ever over-the-air car firmware upgrade next week
* Criticized for overpriced parts, company gives away 3d schematics instead
* NotFound Project, Placing Missing Children Alerts on 404 Error Pages
* French government to use PostgreSQL and LibreOffice in free software adoption push
* Can a Flashy New Redesign Make Myspace Cool Again?
* Apple Products Account for 14 Percent of All Crime in New York City
* Long-Distance Smartphone-Enabled Pleasuring Devices
* Do Phones Need to Come With Chargers These Days?
* German Parliament Bans Laptops, Pirate Party Shows Up With Typewriter

## Epic Fail!

* The Text Message Typo That Landed a Man In Jail
Roly's Christmas Special

**Roly's Christmas Special**is the ninth and final episode of The Adventures Of Roly The Coach in 2017.

## Characters

* Thomas
* Edward
* Henry
* Gordon
* Percy
* Donald or Douglas
* Ferdinand
* Diesel
* Billy
* Roly (does not speak)
* Mavis (cameo)
* Sarah Subwoofer (cameo)

## Transcript

It's Christmas Eve, and Roly's very excited about the annual Christmas railway party tonight.

(*Just then, Gordon arrives*)

Gordon: Sorry, Roly, but the party's been cancelled; no one was interested in going, so we had to call it off. Good night.

(*Gordon leaves, then Henry arrives*)

Henry: Oh, Roly, have you heard? There's no party tonight! Well, never mind. I'm off for an early night — visiting family in the morning. Ta-ra!

(*Henry leaves, then Thomas arrives*)

Thomas: Oh! Hello, Roly! (whistles) Shame the party's off, isn't it? Oh, well. I'm off home. (whistles again) See you Boxing Day!

(*Thomas then leaves*)

Oh, well, Roly. At least you get the day off tomorrow — and you can enjoy an early night tonight.

(*Loud music can then be heard in the shed next to Roly's shed, and the engines are then seen inside partying. Thomas, Percy and one of the Scottish twins are bouncing up and down while Henry is watching them and Diesel is behind the DJ mix that has a MC DIESEL sign on front of it.)*

Diesel: (warped muffling) All right, people, let's tear this fuckin' shed down!

*(Ferdinand is snorting drugs off of Percy's boiler and gargles, while Edward is chatting up Mavis*)

Edward: (sounding gruff) Hey, baby, how is it go—

(*Edward then throws up over Mavis, causing her to look horrified. Roly then looks at the audience. The next morning, Thomas, Percy, Diesel and the Scottish twin wake up with hangovers*)

Thomas: (groans sickly) What was I drinking last night...?

Percy: (moans) I'm never drinking aga—

(*Percy then throws up. Edward wakes up and discovers he's under a tarpaulin with Mavis, who's smiling broadly*)

Edward: Oh, God, no...! Tell me we didn't...!

Thomas: Thank God we're not working today. We can sleep this off.

(*Loud music suddenly can be heard from Roly's shed, and the engines groan loudly. The music is shown to be coming from Sarah as Billy had come to visit Roly*)

Billy: Merry Christmas, Roly!

(*Roly looks at the audience and makes a small smile. Meanwhile, Gordon wakes up*)

Henry: Well, good morning, sleepyhead!

(*Gordon looks at Henry and hollers when he realizes they're both under the same tarpaulin*)

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                                          *The End*

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## Trivia

* The music the engines are listening to at the party is Lords of Acid - "Let's Get High".

## Video

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/VidsPaul/status/1428469606876909572
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A high school senior in Indiana is expelled for a profane tweet. A UK gang netted over iTunes fraud. Qualcomm calls for an end to proprietary drivers. A fungus that eats polyurethane may be the end to non-biodegradable waste. Tron light cycles in less than 226 bytes. A gooey joystick for your smart phone. Alabama wants to protect you from cyberbullying take away your first amendment rights. Plus, a Recent Study, Oh Asia You So Crazy, and Ryder Says Things!

## Links

* The Slow-ass Neutrino Modem (follow up from a story from episode 92)
	+ List of modem bitrates
* Congressional Testimony on the TSA (follow up from a story from episode 92)
* High School Senior Expelled Over Profane Tweet
* iTunes scam gang netted 'Madonna-level' royalties
* Qualcomm Calls To 'Kill All Proprietary Drivers For Good'
* Time-Lapse of Ocean Currents Looks Like a Living Van Gogh Painting
* Plastic-eating fungi found in Amazon may solve landfill problems
* Javascript Game of Tron In 226 Bytes
	+ .theprodukkt
* Gooey Joystick Solves Just About All Smartphone Gaming Problems
* Alabama Bill Would Make it a Crime to Annoy Someone Online
	+ Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)

## Recent Studies

The link between fast food and depression has been confirmed
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## Links

* iPhone 5: Customers in the Big Apple camp out 8 days early
* The real source of Apple device IDs leaked by Anonymous last week
* Soon Advertisements Will Involve Forced Interaction
* Apple Sues Online Polish Deli Over Their Name, “A.pl”
	+ Ham!
* Former German first lady sues Google over 'prostitute' autocomplete suggestions
* GoDaddy reports massive outage was not a hack
	+ Official Apology Letter from GoDaddy
* Why the First Laptop Had Such a Hard Time Catching On (Hint: Sexism)
* Magic: The Gathering is Turing complete
* University builds cheap supercomputer with Raspberry Pi and Legos
* Europe officially runs out of IPv4 addresses
* I Applied to Grey Poupon's Members-Only Facebook Page... and Was Denied

## Epic Fail!

* Following FEMA's Zombie Preparedness Plan Could Land You On Terrorist List

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Man tried to fly in India with monkey in pants
Unnamed Child

A child was an Villain in the Episode Roly's Half Term, Seen out the window seconds before getting killed by Henry much the Other Children and Possibly Roly and Ferdinand's Horror

## Background

Not much Is about him prior to his, Only that he appears to be between 8 and 12.

### Death

He is seen waving out the window of Roly, right below he is Killed by Henry, It is unknown if his Body was Buried or Cremated
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Google releases a new social network to compete with Facebook. Finally! Flying cars! NASA's final mission sneaks up on us. Plus, "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!"

## Links

* Google+
* The Transition by Terrafugia
* Final Space Shuttle Mission
* Liberty Defined by Ron Paul
* Declaration of Independents
* Reason Magazine

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

New Chinese Trend Involves Dyeing Dogs to Look Like Wild Animals
Roly And Timmy

**Roly And Timmy** is the fifteenthepisode of the The Adventures Of Roly The Coach.

## Characters

* Timmy
* Roly (*does not speak*)
* Edward (*cameo*)
* Ferdinand (*cameo*)
* Diesel (*cameo*)
* The Chinese High Speed ​​Train (*cameo*)

## Transcript

*The video starts off in 1972.*

Every weekday morning Roly is greeted by little Timmy on his daily comumte to school.

Timmy: Good morning Roly.

*Roly looks at the audience and gives a small smile. Five years later in 1977, Timmy is now a teenager with green hair and piercings.*

Timmy: Hey Roly, stupid coach! Why don't you go back to where you came from?!

*Roly looks at the audience. 10 years later in 1987, Timmy is now an adult. His piercings have been removed, his hair has gotten shorter and gone back to its original colour. Timmy is talking into his mobile phone.*

Timmy: Well I don't want to hear that, do I. Right, I'll be there in three, now that this train has finally decided to turn up!

*Roly looks at the audience. Twenty fives later in 2012, Timmy has gained weight and his hair is even shorter.*

Timmy: I know you're not responsible for the quality of the railway sandwiches, but you're on the front line of this operation and I expect you to action my complaint!

*Roly looks at the audience. Thirty years later in 2042, Timmy is now an old man. Most of his hair is gone and he has lost weight.*

Timmy: Hello Roly. Ey, it's nice to see a familiar face.

*Roly looks at the audience and gets angry. He shuts his door just as Timmy is leaning over, causing Timmy to scream.*

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                                          *The End*

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Oceanspray-Class Freighter

## Oceanspray Freighter

The Oceanspray Freighter was one of the "Big Three" commonly seen freighters in the Outer Rim, and performed well as a light freighter, or as a small passenger cruiser.

## Description

The Oceanspray was a popular Outer-Rim freighter built as a direct competitor to the YG-300. True to classic Mon Cal shipbuilding, the Oceanspray was highly modifiable and could be built-to-order. Some enterprising spacers would cut down on the cargo space to make more comfortable accommodations for guests, or a cozy home just for themselves. Some planets had adopted it as a customs command ship, fitting it with twin torpedo tubes and a brig for smugglers or pirates. Others converted the Oceanspray into a small passenger cruiser for ferrying people across the galaxy. Properly outfitted, such a ship could handle 60-75 passengers, depending on species diversity.
NX-3 Starfighter

The NX-3 was a mass-export fighter designed by Naboo for use in the Outer Rim. The ship was used for patrol, customs, planetary defense, and escort purposes.

## Description

The NX-3 was a popular Outer-Rim fighter, seeing service among many systems, pirates, companies, and individuals alike. It was inexpensive and did its job well without having a cockpit filled with the latest in fancy electronics or adaptive HUDs, making it cheap to train pilots to fly. It may have been outperformed by more expensive starfighters, but in the Outer Rim, cost-effectiveness wins out. Sales where a good moneymaker for Nubia Star Drives, and the NX-3 was one of the few production lines catered to a non-wealthy target demographic.

The NX-3 handled well in dogfights, able to perform a variety of combat maneuvers, though lacked the ability to perform supermaneuverability moves.
Roly And Barry

**Rory And Barry** is the fifth episode of The Adventures Of Roly The Coach

## Characters

* Barry
* Roly (does not speak)

## Transcript

Roly's not his usual happy self today, his paintwork's getting old. It's starting to peel off and he looks like s\*\*t. But wait! Here's his friend, Barry the painter!

“Barry the painter, I'm not that good"

Barry: Don't worry, Roly, we'll have you sorted in no time.

(*Barry gets to work giving Roly a new coat of paint*)

Barry: There. What do you reckon, Roly? Give us a sign? Oh.

(*Barry then realizes he's accidentally painted over Roly's mouth*)

Barry: Well don't worry, I'll have this fixed in no time.

(*Barry's watch starts beeping and he looks at the time*)

Barry: Next week.

(*Barry walks away and Roly looks at the audience*)

```
                                          *The End*

```
Henry's Dilemma

**Henry's Dilemma** is the fourth episode of Thomas' PC Adventures.

## Plot

It is a very exciting time on the Island Of Sodor.

After three months of renovations at Crewe, Henry is finally returning. How will the other engines react to Henry's radical surgery?

Let's watch...

## Characters

* Thomas
* Henry
* Sir Topham Hatt
* Mrs. Kyndley
* Edward (*cameo*)
* Gordon (*cameo*)
* James (*cameo*)
* Ferdinand (*cameo*)
* Diesel (*cameo*)
* Annie and Clarabel (*cameo*)
* Roly (*cameo*)
* Billy (*cameo*)
* Keith Hartley (*cameo*)
* Percy (*stock footage cameo*)
* Elizabeth (*stock footage cameo*)

## Locations

* Tidmouth Sheds
* Knapford Station
* Wellsworth
* Henry's Tunnel

## Trivia

* The video itself used Footage from 5 "Thomas & Friends" episodes: *"Coal"*, *"Henry's Forest"*, *"Buzz, Buzz"*, *"Put Upon Percy",* and *"Not So Hasty Puddings"*.
* Pauls Vids covered for Brandon Polley voicing Thomas in this episode while he was temporarily unavailable due to computer issues and file corruptions. While feeling immensely guilty the episode was delayed because of him (under his belief), he assures rumouring fans he did not quit his role, for he loves it that much to never dream of doing so. "Your Thomas will return very soon." he says.
* When Henry gets electrocuted, his skeleton can be seen.
* This episode is Elizabeth's first appearance on the entire Pauls Vids channel.

## Errors

* In some scenes, Edward's side rods is broken.
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### Audio

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So we're ramping up from the mega-break to start recording again! As a teaser, here's an outtake episode for your enjoyment! We'll be posting a new episode in two weeks at the regularly scheduled time (Tuesday at noon), and I have a special surprise for you next week.
MXV 'Scuttler'-Class Yacht

## MXV 'Scuttler'

The MXV 'Scuttler' was intended for leisurely transport between star systems, as well as allowing for extended layovers in space.Though not equipped with the highest standards of luxury, this ship was recommended for any middle to upper-class spacefarer accustomed to frequent travel. Only equipped with a meager defense system, open combat was highly discouraged.

## Description

The Scuttler was designed with transport in mind, able to comfortably fit six passengers. It had all the basic needs any spacefarer could wish for, remaining relatively cheap and affordable as well. In the situation where a combat ensues, it could not hope to out-maneuver the combatant, and its few guns couldn't be relied on to stand against anything larger than a single fighter. In such situations, an immediate hyperspace jump was recommended. In addition, if there was ever a situation where there was no co-pilot present, an automated co-pilot program could be activated, which could assist with targeting the guns, evasive maneuvers, landing, and even aligning hyperspace jumps.
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"That's What She Said" is the phrase of the week. Meanwhile we talk about image capturing fabric, copyright and the Mickey Mouse Law, and poop on twitter. Captain Slow tries to build a Lego house, there was a special display at this year's San Diego Comic Con, and people should learn the English lanaguage! Find out what this week's Fark Headline of the Week is.

## Links

* Apple patent filing details "touch and go" USB devices
	+ Engadget Article
	+ FAT on Wikipedia
* MIT Develops Camera-Like Fabric
	+ Slashdot Article
	+ Camera Obscura on wikipedia
* Phonevision: The Death of Physical Media Started in 1951
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ Steampunk on wikipedia
* Disney to offer films on microSD cards, consumers to pass on by
	+ Engadget Article
	+ Copyright Term Extension Acts (aka Mickey Mouse Laws) on wikipedia
	+ Simple Wikipedia
* twttrpoop
* Security Certificate Warnings Don't Work (via Slashdot)
* Top Gear's James May to Construct Two-Story Lego House
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ James May's Toy Stories
* Tron Legacy's New Awesome Lightcycle Escapes Into the Real World (via Gizmodo)
* Minutemen-Stickered Georgia Minivan Urges Learning English "Lanaguage" (via Jalopnik)
* Google Voice iPhone app rejected, current GV apps lose connection with iTunes
	+ Engadget Article
	+ @shawnp0wers
* You're 23 Times More Likely to Crash Your Car If You're Texting
	+ Gizmodo Article
	+ NY Times Text Simulator
* Rumpus IRC
* Five Reasons American Drivers Will Never Love Roundabouts
	+ Jalopnik Article
	+ "General Lee" roundabout drift video
* New Leader In Netflix Prize Race With One Day To Go
	+ Slashdot Article
	+ Netflix Prize Page
* Trek Decency Laws Smart cars get Dutch dunking (via The Sun)
* James Cameron Announces Avatar Day: 15 Minutes of 3D Avatar Free on August 21
	+ Slashfilm article
	+ Serenity Sneak-previews
* Kevin Smith’s A Couple of Dicks Might Be Forced To Find a New Title (via Slashfilm)
* Drop the F-Bomb to Relieve Pain (via Lifehacker)
* Loaded Firearms to Be Allowed in Tennessee Restaurants: By Law (via Slashfood)
* Keep Your Tab Down by Brewing Some Recession Wine (via Lifehacker)

## Fark Headline of the Week

Research shows adults forget three things a day, such as where they put their house keys, charging their mobile phones, and something else

## Additional Notes

* Chuck was wrong twice in this episode
* Adrian apologizes for the quality of his recording
* The command to eject a USB device as mentioned in the Apple Touch and Go article is

```
%windir%\system32\RunDll32.exe shell32.dll,Control_RunDLL hotplug.dll
```
* The quote from A Christmas Story regarding swearing is "In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."
The Accord

The Accord was a peacekeeping group that operated in the Outer-Rim. it was made out of several formerly criminal factions and was notable for having a diverse makeup and loose structure.

## Description

Originally an arbitrary coalition, banded together as a single force from previously unaligned factions, the Accord was a systematically multifaceted alliance of Mandalorians, smugglers, pirates, outlaws and individuals with similarly unprincipled or disreputable origins. Diverse and largely autonomous from one another, the constituents of the Accord nonetheless followed a singular creed which bounds their conduct, actions and decisions, both as individuals and as an organization. This doctrine of principles was known as the Prerogative Code.

In spite of the fact that nearly all constituents of the Accord came from criminal pasts, varying from piracy and raiding, to smuggling and grand larceny, to slavery and narcotic trafficking, the organization acted toward the ideal of redemption, using their resources and personnel as a force working against the corrupt, tyrannical or otherwise oppressive elements of the galaxy. As a united force, the vast majority of the Accord operated under the military banner of the Crucible.
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### Audio

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Facebook fights back against nosy employers. UK student extradited to the US for "pirating." Congress wants your TSA stories. DoD networks are completely compromised. NetZero offers free 4G data. What do neutrinos and satellites have in common? Listen in to find out! Plus, a Recent Study, an Epic Fail, Oh Asia You So Crazy, and Ryder says Things!

## Links

* Facebook: Legal Action Against Employers Asking For Your Password (Follow up from episode 91)
* “Pirating” UK Student to be Extradited to the US
* Congress Wants Your TSA Stories
* DoD Networks Completely Compromised, Experts Say
* "I'm Getting Arrested" App for Immigrants
* NetZero Is Alive and Offering Free 4G Data Now
* Neutrinos can transmit messages through walls, mountains, planets
* Promotion Leads to Massive Bomb Scare
* Replicate Broken Appliance Parts with a 3D Printer
* The Pirate Bay - The Galaxy's Most Resilient Bittorrent Site
* New Nielsen Ratings to Measure TV and Online Ads Together

## Epic Fail!

Kazakh Gold Medalist Is Played Borat Anthem

## Ryder Says Things

rosicrucian - A 'Brother' of the 'Order of the Rose Cross'; a member of the Rosicrucian Order.

## Additional Notes

* Adrian is drinking Stroh's this episode.
Guardian-Class Gunship

The Guardian-Class was a modified set of T33 Midello-Class Starships utilized by The Accord as early as 1000 BBY. These ships where designed for superior firepower and adequate speed, and where only used by elite starfighter pilots.

## Description

The Guardian is similar to the Midello-Class in many ways. However, it does boast several upgrades and modifications. It sports both top and bottom turrets as well as improved maneuverability, However, armor had to be reduced from the former heavy alloy, and having the pilot control both turrets requires not only special training, but a high degree of skill to use effectively.

None of the engineers can determine why, but the cockpit smells consistently of mint.

## History

The Guardian-Class was originally designed as the Midello-Class before the Skyline Civil War where they where used by both sides of the conflict. Afterwards, models taken by the Skyline Dragons where modified into the Guardian-Class by members of the Holy Design Collective following their escape from Skyline Cartel space with The Accord.

## Behind the Scenes

The cockipt smelling like mint is a reference to the running joke by "Silverface" that every Mandalorian starship must smell like mint.
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* http://bitcoincharts.com/charts/mtgoxUSD#rg360ztgSzm1g10zm2g25zv
* http://cha.rlesthom.as/links/?p=3997
* http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/04/feds-want-to-expand-wiretap-law-from-isps-to-google-facebook/
* http://owncloud.org/
* http://tt-rss.org/redmine/projects/tt-rss/wiki
* https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
* http://lifehacker.com/disconnect-2-speeds-up-the-web-protects-you-from-third-472942968
* http://boingboing.net/2013/05/03/droneshield-crowdfunded-netw.html
* http://blog.safecast.org/
* http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/3/4297612/staples-first-major-us-retailer-sell-3d-printers-cube-3d-printer
* http://www.dailypaul.com/284391/forbes-cody-wilson-keeps-his-promise-the-liberator-the-worlds-1st-100-3d-printed-firearm
* http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/04/29/err\_act\_landgrab/
* http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-04-29-game-dev-tycoon-forces-those-who-pirate-the-game-to-unwittingly-fail-from-piracy
* http://boingboing.net/2013/02/26/smartphone-backup-nokia-offer.html?utm\_source=feedburner&utm\_medium=feed&utm\_campaign=Feed:+boingboing/iBag+%28Boing+Boing%29
* http://www.amazon.com/s/?\_encoding=UTF8&camp=213733&creative=393193&linkCode=shr&tag=crthomasorg-20&rl=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=nexus
* http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn23447-ai-card-game-knows-how-to-bend-the-rules.html
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Penny Arcade sells out. Facebook continues plans to become the creepiest social network ever. Digg bought for $500k. Is the QWERTY keyboard near its end? A Christian bookstore markets the biggest ripoff in the history of tablet computing. AMC gives Dish network a proper slap in the face. A member of European Parliament unintentionally leaks the emails of everybody who fought against ACTA. Mitt Romney breaks the Facebook rules. Plus Science News and Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

## Links

* Penny Arcade Sells Out
* Shoes (A Show)
* Thanks to Facebook, Now You’ll Know Who’s Ignoring Your Posts to That One Group
* WSJ: Sinking social news site Digg bought for $500K by NYC firm Betaworks -- Engadget
* Time Warner Is So Scared of Google Fiber That It's Paying People to Spy on Google
* Is It Time To End Our Love Affair With the QWERTY Keyboard?
* Celebrity Programers with RSI (Repetitive Strain Injury)
* Official Christian Tablet Should Really Be Called Crap Android Tablet
* AMC to Dish: We'll go ahead and stream Breaking Bad for free. 'K bye.
* Member of European Parliament sends "Thank you for fighting ACTA" email with 2K emails in the body
* Mitt Romney Breaks Facebook Law With Illegal, Self-Promoting Cover Photo
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The Department of Homeland Security detains a software developer because of his product. A Sci-Fi staple is no more. North Korea figures out a cunning way to distribute malware. Gizmodo wants you to do their dirty work for them. A cross platform HTML5 game has finally been released. Steam to be released on Linux this year. Who will history remember - Bill Gates or Steve Jobs? Plus, this week's Epic Fail and Oh Asia, Your So Crazy!

## Links

* Claim: Encrypted Chat Developer Detained, Interrogated at US Border
* R.I.P. Ray Bradbury, Author of Fahrenheit 451 and The Martian Chronicles
* North Korean Malware Hidden in Video Games Used to Launch DDOS Attacks
* We’ll Pay You for Photos of Mark Zuckerberg
* LinkedIn Password Hashes Leaked Online
* Finally, a Cross-Platform HTML5 Game
* Steam For Linux Will Launch In 2012
* History Will Revere Bill Gates and Forget Steve Jobs, Says Author
* Our subreddit bookmarklet

## Epic Fail!

* If You Kill Someone, Don’t Google How to Do It First

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Chinese Real Estate Developers Successfully Cloned Entire Austrian Village
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Hulu announces a pay model. Scientists have developed a robot that can ski. Red Hat addresses the Supreme Court on software patents. There's a new solar plant in Florida, it's the largest in the U.S. Somebody developed a working iPhone costume.

## Links

* Hulu's Free Glory Days Are Officially Numbered
* Skiing Robot May Not Be Useful, But Fun To Watch
* Disney Close To Unveiling New "DVD Killer"
* Red Hat addresses Supreme Court on software patents
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eolas
* http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=viewthread&threadid=97255
* America's (newest) largest solar plant set to go live in Florida
* Media Vehicle Provides Marshmallow-Shaped Mobile VR Experience
* "Working" Apple iPhone Costumes Just Plain Win
* First Sidekick Data Outage Lawsuits Filed

## Fark Headline of the Week

Canadian company selling "Balloon Boy" costumes. Get yours quick, they're flying off the shelves

## Question of the Week

What are your demands for a Hulu pay service?
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Sony puts a quad-SSD RAID 0 in a laptop. We discuss Conan O'Brien's last episode on NBC. Microsoft confirms a 17 year old Windows vulnerability. The Nexus One censors your voice-to-text input. Spike Jonze released a short film about robot love. Garmin Voice Studio lets you create custom voices for your GPS device. Star Wars Galaxies shuts down 12 servers. All this and the Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.

## Links

* Sony Vaio Z Laptop Packs Quad-SSDs in RAID 0
* Defeated O’Brien Confirms Crushed Dream: "This was Not Our First Choice"
* Microsoft confirms 17-year-old Windows vulnerability
* Google's Nexus One censors your voice-to-text input, we #### you not
* Live Google Nexus One launch event coverage
* Spike Jonze’s Short Film Shows Us That Robots Handle Their Relationship Problems Just Like We Do
* Garmin Voice Studio Lets You Create Custom Voices for Your GPS Device
* http://www.crthomas.org/?p=198
* Star Wars Galaxies to shut down 12 servers

## Question of the Week

If you could have any voice on your GPS device, what would you have?
Adrian Hannah

**Adrian Hannah** is a self-proclaimed hacker with a penchant for privacy-minded political issues. He has worked as a system administrator in one capacity or another for over 10 years and has a strong computer science background founded in his early childhood. He is the programmer of the trio and geeks out over coding a little too much sometimes, but we forgive him. He spent an illustrious 6 years at Michigan Technological University getting his Computer Science degree and is currently living in Valparaiso, IN working nearby for the federal government. He is a biker (with no bike), a martial artist (with no dojo), a TV junkie (with no cable), a rebel (without a cause), and a horse (with no name).
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Michigan Tech makes up stupid words. A british man has a bionic, remote-controlled bum. Photochromic contact lenses are soon to be publicly available. AXE's new "Night & Day" ad lets you see a lady in her undergarments with your phone, but only after 9pm. A teen has been cleared from criminal charges because of a Facebook status. Shit My Dad says goes from Twitter account to TV show. Jailbroken iPhone users get Rickrolled through security exploit. MPAA shuts down an entire town's municipal WiFi over a single download. Netflix may start delaying the release of movies by a full month from their release date. All this plus Dumbass Apple News, Fark Headline of the Week, and Question of the Week.

## Links

* http://www.admissions.mtu.edu/
* Meet the British Man with the "Bionic Bottom"
* Science Photo Library photos of the week
* I Wear My Suncontacts at Night
* Lifehacker Workspace Show & Tell Pool
* http://wubi.com
* "RT @snoopdoog: only person that every smoked me out is willie mothafuckn nelson!!! straight O.G."
* AXE “Day & Night” Ad Lets You See A Lady In Her Undergarments With Your Phone! (but only after 9pm)
* Facebook Status Update Clears Teen From Criminal Charges
* Police Slog Through 40,000 Photos
* Mondegreen
* Twitter fave Shit My Dad Says heads to TV
* Apple Adds Some Transparency to App Store Approvals
* Deer Butt Face Taxidermy
* The Boxee Set-Top Box: It's Coming
* Ghostbusters Theme
* Jailbroken iPhone Users Get Rickrolled
* Holy Water Dispenser
* MPAA shuts down entire town's muni WiFi over a single download
* Netflix May Delay New Release Movies By a Full Month

## Dumbass Apple News

Facebook app developer rejects App Store, irony ensues

## Fark Headline of the Week

Britons are amongst the ugliest people in the world, according to a new report from the Institute of People with Functional Eyes

## Question of the Week

What cybernetic enhancement would you want?

## Additional Notes

Ryder announces his book release, based on his blog.
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10 things only bad managers say. The creator of Unix and C died at the age of 70. Siri says some weird things. A computer virus hits the US Predator and Reaper drone fleets. Netflix kills Qwikster. The bassist from Weezer predicted his own death. In the vein of the Likeable Consitution, there is now a Likeable Bible. Plus, an Epic Fail and an "Oh Asia, You So Crazy!"

## Links

* 10 things only bad managers say
* "Seat Savers" Are Best (and Grossest) Idea For Riding Public Transit
* Dennis Ritchie, Creator of UNIX and C, Dead at 70
* Omaha area hardware store boosts sales by opening up a "Zombie preparedness center" in the store, featuring things like chainsaws, water, and pickaxes
* Hands-on with Amazon's new Kindles
* Siri says some weird things
* Computer virus hits US Predator and Reaper drone fleet
* Netflix Kills Qwikster
* former-weezer-bassist-predicted-own-death
* The Likeable Bible

## Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

* Body Modification Trend in Japan Leads to “Bagelheads”
* Man Undergoes Extensive Plastic Surgery to Look Like Superman