Toy Rover

## Quotes

*"Come here baby, I'll show you a real Detroit motor,"* Toy Rover flirting with Ruby

*"Don't you understand how much I love you? It feels like my gears clog up everytime I see you! It's like being cut open and allowing my wires to leak out onto the ground!"* Toy Rover crying to Ruby

*"Yes, I do love my girlfriend, but she doesn't have two lumps on her chest that makes me go wild!"* Toy Rover arguing with Ruby

*"Clean it up! Clean it up! Everybody always works so damn hard to mess up the house but never lifts a finger when it is time to clean it!"* Toy Rover ranting about cleaning the house

*"Get that damn mangy creature out of my kitchen!"* Toy Rover yelling at Jack's dogs

"*Boo-yah!"* Toy Rover's catchphrase when he's excited

## Brief History

Toy Rover was built in 2017 as the new mascot for Rover's Ice Cream Shop after Rover retired. His creators mixed up two wires in him, causing him to have a disorder best described as the human Bipolar disorder. His voice box wires were also mixed up, causing him to be able to mimic any voice he hears when he wants to. When he was shipped to Missouri, he came with a drug addiction that took him almost three years to recover from, thanks to his girlfriend Polly.

## Appearance

Toy Rover is brown and white with lime green eyes. He has a shiny black nose, black whisker spots, black eyebrows, a thick and long brown tail with a white tip. He has a white belly and a white stripe down his face and a white muzzle. He has lime green cheeks. He has floppy ears that perk up when he’s excited or snooping. He has brown feet and hands. He has about forty white teeth. He has a thin body structure, but he happens to be the strongest robot. He has a built in heater and air conditioner inside of him because he’s the newest, being built in 2017, and has the newest technology. He wears a lime green bowtie. He also has an accent, the Michigan accent, so he pronounces “strawberry” like “strawbree” and “soda” is “pop”

## Personality

Toy Rover has a varied personality, due to him being bipolar. His normal mood is where he is bossy, snobby, non-loving, controlling, and grumpy. He is also alert and carries his tail low where it almost reaches the floor. When he's in his secondary mood, he's laughing, flirty, whiny, needy, and sometimes tired. He also smokes marijuana, and the mood he's in with that is easy-going, chill, hungry, and carefree. He has OCD and has to have stuff where he puts it.He also repeats things that he's already done, to make it perfect. He has the have the volume on anything an even number. He's also germaphobic, meaning he never stops cleaning and brushes his teeth seven times a day. He also showers seven times a day.

Jack: Toy Rover gets jealous because Jack has Ruby

Ruby: Toy Rover has a major crush on her that he isn't afraid to show

Frederick: Toy Rover and him always hang out and play basketball but he doesn't like the fact that he has the crush on Ruby

Franklin: Toy Rover doesn't like how Frank has a crush on Ruby

Avery, Hunter, Hailey: Toy Rover only likes Avery out of the trio because he finds Hunter as a 'wasteful little bastard' and Hailey as a 'disaster in a teenagers body"

Kyle: Kyle sometimes talks to Toy Rover to calm him

Utility Man and Utility Man’s wife: Toy Rover and the Utlitly Man's Wife battle over cleaning the house

Secretary lady: Toy Rover wants to do her job because she sorts out papers

Grandma: Toy Rover likes her because she lets him cook

Missi: Toy Rover likes her because she is a woman

Rover: Toy Rover respects Rover for the most part but he will fight him if he gets annoyed

Felicia: Toy Rover thinks she's annoying

Tyrone Jenkins: Toy Rover doesn't like T.J

Tomahawk: Toy Rover doesn't like Tomahawk either

Dotty McSpotty: Toy Rover talks to Dotty but thinks his laugh is annoying

Polly: Polly is Toy Rover's girlfriend so they love each other very much

Henry: Toy Rover doesn't really like Henry

Czar Antonov: Toy Rover thinks he's lazy

Lolletta: Toy Rover doesn't like Lolletta because she's weird

Sabby McSpotty: Toy Rover doesn't really care for Sabby

Clover O’Sullivan: Toy Rover thinks that Clover is annoying

Hawk: Toy doesn't like Hawk because Hawk gets sassy with him

Wave Summers: Toy doesn't like Wave because Wave gets sassy with him

Duke: Toy Rover doesn't care for Duke

Hattie: Toy Rover is scared of Hattie because of what she did to him (you don't want to know)

Mike: Toy Rover and Mike are good friends

Moonwatcher: Toy Rover thinks that Moonwatcher is weird

## Trivia

* Toy Rover is the fastest character in the game, at around 35-40 miles an hour.
* He's also the richest robot at over 1.5 million dollars
* He's the one that makes all the ice cream flavors by hand, even making wacky flavors such as Caramel Banana Strawberry and Butterscotch M&M and Dog's Tooth (which is vanilla ice cream with Vanilla Wafer cookies inside)
* Toy Rover used to do heroin and cocaine, though he became clean.
* He doesn't like animals due to hair and germs
* It has been proven that he is scared of cats
* He's shown to be a very good basketball player
* He's known to growl when getting angry or agitated
* His ears prick up when he's eavesdropping or excited
* He's also very good at poker
* He's the youngest robot, being built in 2017
* He has the ability to hear through thin walls
* He has very strong night vision
* He has built-in heaters and air conditioners, unlike the other robots who are older. But most of the time, the heater inside of Toy Rover malfuctions and causes it to turn on when he's hot, giving him a heat fever.
* Polly gives him his strawberry milk in a sippy cup because sometimes he gets mad and throws the cup and she doesn't want the milk to go everywhere, especially when she's trying to get him to fall asleep
* He's a very good artist. He doesn't like animals but he draws them the most besides naked women
* He can jump about twelve feet high
* His tail is three feet long and weighs about 50 pounds
* He's a weed-smoker and when he's high, he eats just about the house out. Which is weird because he doesn't eat much normally
* He takes seven showers a day, which is 49 showers a week, which is about 210 times a month, which turns into 2555 times a year!
* He seems to be fond of fuzzy blankets and throws
* He wants to take Ruby and run away to China, where no one will find them
* He can drive
* Everyone calls his cheeks makeup, when they aren't
* He used to smoke about 4 packs of cigarettes a day, but has cut back a lot
* He can use about two and half tubes of toothpaste a week because he brushes his teeth 7 times a day
* It's been proven that he enjoys belly and chin rubs and will kick his leg in enjoyment
* He has been proven to be able to bench-press a maximum of 1000 pounds, which is 280 pounds more than his body weight!
* Polly says that he occasionally whines in his sleep
* Sometimes when he gets a jerkey stick or a Slim Jim, he'll lay down and gnaw on it like a real dog
* He's been known to enjoy fishing but he doesn't do it as much anymore
* Toy Rover wishes he has claws like Tomahawk which retract
* He's the third best scent-tracker, right after Clover and Duke
* His favorite ice cream flavor is Mint Chocolate Chip (maybe because it tastes like toothpaste)
* His toothbrushes always get mangled because he has sharp pointy teeth and because he uses it so much
* His favorite color is lime green
* He takes medicine to help him control his disorder. The medicine is custom made for him and is said to contain high amounts of mood-stablizers, valproic acids, and sometimes Melatonin.
* He was said to have a crush on Felicia when they first met, but he has long since changed his mind when he found out how crazy she was about Tomahawk and how annoying she really was
* He loves to do laundry, dishes, clean house, and even load the dishwasher. he often takes out trash too. He'd make a good house-wife
* Every time he tries to marry his girlfriend Polly, something always comes up and ruins their chance. Like once, Tomahawk flushed the ring down the toilet, and once Toy Rover accidentally bought a fake ring and got upset.
* He enjoys going to Hooters
* He doesn't like sweet, sticky candy, soda (or as he calls it, pop) or anything with high amounts of sugar because he doesn't want to damage his teeth.
* He drives Ruby's old car because she got a new one. His car is a red Ford Mustang from 2001. It has multiple dents and scratches because a gang of teenagers beat it up.
* It has been proven that lullabies can put him to sleep