Zebra

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights free Britney Spurs and recruit the centaurs into the army of the living.

## Major Plot Points

* The party arrived at the Lagonna Fields, home to Theros' centaurs. The centaurs were celebrating their sabbath by having their weekly Iroan Mini Games.
* SBG3 was concerned when he found a woman in a cage. She introduced herself as Hooftessa and she was put herself in the cage so she could cage fight opponents. The party walked away from her rather than engage in combat.
* At Derby's Circuit Party, Aryan Grande drank several troughs of gin. The owner, Derby Fullybloated, explained to the party that their leader, Courser Britney Spurs, was missing. She went into Star Fall Cave a week ago but never came out. The winners of the Mini Games will be allowed to enter the cave to look for her and slay the beast inside.
* Dikarus Bottombane signed up for the race...kerfuffle. He successfully outrun an angry mob and defeated his opponent who was trampled. This won him the gold medal.
* Aryan decided she was too drunk to perform so she signed up for archery instead. She won the gold against her opponent. When she startled him by screaming "OUTLAW," he accidentally let loose an arrow that ricocheted off of Clows Kufas' shell and hit SBG3.
* SBG3 developed a crush on his opponent, Toby Longface, and offered him a shot of his oil before their competition in the bard battle. SBG3 sang surprisingly beautifully after some modifications but he lost to Toby.
* Muchomucho M Amor competed in a magic competition against a centaur mage. His beautiful work with his animal companions, crows, illusions, and icy magic won him the gold.
* Sybil Ringwell accepted Hooftessa's cage fight challenge. The first round ended in a draw. However, Sybil was no match for the centaur gladiator.
* Clows entered a prayer battle against a devote follower of Iroas. Clows prayed to Jedgar Hoofer, a deity of subterfuge and spy craft. Unfortunately, Jedgar Hoofer didn't heed his prayers. According to Clows, the Colt of Hoofer is a spy network.
* Oracle Hermioneigh Holyhoof granted the party access to Star Fall Cave. She promise that if they rescued Britney, that she would provide the soldiers of her Iroas temple for their war effort. If they killed the beast, then she'd ensure Britney would commit their full horse power.
* In the first chamber, the Acolytes found a rain cloud that was raining horizontally. When Aryan went to grab a rock, she saw her arm extend like 40 feet before finally reaching the pebble. When she threw it into the rain, it looked corroded from acid. SBG3 invoked the deity known to gnomes as Mosass who learned how to water bend by being sassy. Mosass heeded his prayers and party the rain.
* Dikarus was shocked he learned about two esoteric gods in one day and was sure he knew a lot of Lore from his education and Kruphix service.
* The next chamber was covered in spider webs. Sybil blew them away with gust. When she disturbed them, phase spiders attacked the party. Sybil killed one with fire magic. Clows killed enough with a pulse wave. Dikarus stabbed the last one to death.
* The spider killed by Clows' pulse wave was pushed into the next room and the group saw it fly into the sky. Understanding some anti-gravity magic was afoot, the group put the sticky spider webs on their shoes and walked through the chamber. Muchomucho's shoes weren't sticky enough and he floated up to a spiky ceiling.
* The following room had a several tentacles growing from the floor with a slurping sound in the center. Clows cast slow on them to make it easier to traverse. Everyone but Muchomucho made it through unscathed. The high elf wizard was pummeled by the tentacles.
* Upstairs, the party found a room covered in hectic writing and red string. SBG3 deciphered the notes with his Comprehend Languages spell. Aryan solved the riddle with the answer, "Bush did 9/11."
* The party then found a room full of mirrors. Sybil realized their surface wasn't completely solid. She stuck her quarter staff in one mirror and discover it protruded from another. The party figured out the mirror they needed to go through to enter the next room.
* A waterfall in reverse took up the entire east wall of the next part of the cave. There was also a marble fountain in the northeast corner. The water that hit the floor made the ground ripple as if it were liquid. Aryan jumped into the fountain and became one with the water and didn't suffer the potentially dangerous effects of the fountain. Muchomucho walked up the upwards waterfall and disappeared into a thick fog. The party followed behind, including a skittish Sybil who is afraid of water.
* A brain-like creature with tentacles asked the party, "who are you?" This caused Muchomucho and Sybil to switch bodies. SBG3 used his Arms of Hadar spell to destroy the brain. This failed to switch the pair back.
* In the cave's library, a book was darting back and forth like mad. Clows realized it was the book about M'gan the Stallion's life. She was a centaur who ventured into the cave to kill the beast 40 years ago. He tried to talk to the book understanding it was a polymorphed M'gan. The book shushed him and cast silence in the room. Clows was able to place a series of books in the right order to unlock the next chamber. M'gan decided to follow the party.
* A rickety bridge covered what appeared to be an endless celestial void. Muchomucho in Sybil's body walked across just find. In Muchomucho's body, Sybil summoned a demonic ape to carry her across. The ape threw SBG3 clear to the other side. Unfortunately, it destroyed the bridge while carrying Sybil. The pair fell and then fell from the sky onto the other side. Clows and Aryan decided to jump in and risk it and they landed unharmed. Dikarus flew to the other side on M'gan.
* A set of four stalagmites with screaming mouths were in the next room. SBG3 and Sybil deciphered what they said with Comprehend Languages. The party followed their instructions and were allowed to proceed.
* The penultimate chamber was a mage's lab. Draven Ravjka and his living Biby's Hand named Hanz were in here. Despite speaking common Draven made the mute Hanz "translate" between him and the party. SBG3 picked up Draven's journal and found out he came here looking for magical secrets but got trapped. Decades of isolation drove him insane. Draven did trap the beast in the last room of the cave though. Using their charisma, they were able to convince Draven to let them pass.
* Inside the final chamber was a man in a robe and expressionless white mask named Orion. He was a star spawn who served Hadar. When he landed here as Hadar's emissary, the centaurs attacked him and trapped him here. He and SBG3 got into a petty argument when they talked over each other so the party was forced to kill Orion.
* The star spawn transformed Britney Spurs into a beholder. SBG3 helped her come to terms with her new form and they walked out with M'gan and Draven. Thanks to their heroics, the army of living now includes the centaurs.
* You're all Level 8 now!