Pryce and Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual

***Pryce and Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual*** (sometimes abbreviated *Pryce and Carter*, or the *DSSPPM*) is a book containing 1001 tips about surviving in deep space. The book was co-written by Goddard Futuristics' Dr. Miranda Pryce and former communications director William Carter. It is required reading for all participants in deep space missions.

As a stretch-goal reward of their Patreon campaign, the writers of Wolf 359 produced a complete edition of *Pryce and Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual.* It was released for sale to the public on December 24, 2018.

## Mentions in Wolf 359

*Pryce and Carter* was first mentioned in "Succulent Rat-Killing Tar," when Commander Minkowski instructs Officer Eiffel to finally read the book, or else lose his contraband cigarettes. Rather than actually read the manual, Eiffel asks Hera to read it to him. They only make it through the first five and a half survival tips before Eiffel is distracted.

"Little Revolución" reveals tip #614 ("When in doubt, whip it out – 'it' being hydrochloric acid") when Dr. Hilbert uses it to break Eiffel's toothpaste siege. Hilbert also references the manual in "Cataracts and Hurricanoes," reminding Eiffel to remain calm and preserve his oxygen.

In "Bach to the Future," Eiffel spot-checks Minkowski's memorization of *Pryce and Carter.* She's able to recite word-for-word most tips he throws at her, except for #555.

The survival manual is next mentioned in "Mayday," when Eiffel finally reads it between mission days 666 and 669, hoping to glean information that would help him survive being stranded in deep space. It's likely that he read the book many more times in the several months he was alone in the shuttle, as in "Controlled Demolition" he catches himself reciting a tip from memory.

In "A Matter of Perspective," Hera and Minkowski note that the *DSSPPM* specifically warns against playing the board game Funzo. Unfortunately for everyone involved, this does not dissuade Maxwell and Lovelace from starting a game.

The manual is mentioned briefly in "A Place for Everything" as the crew try to determine if the Dr. Pryce who arrived with the envoy from Goddard Futuristics is *the* Pryce who co-wrote the book. "Quiet, Please" reveals that a hardcover copy of the *DSSPPM* is kept on the Sol, which Eiffel uses as a weapon.

Outside the main series, *Pryce and Carter* plays a large part in the live show, "Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol." Minkowski attempts again to make Eiffel actually read the survival guide. However it's the impending threat of immediate mission termination from Mr. Cutter that finally makes Eiffel promise to read (and memorize) the book.

## Canon Survival Tips

The following tips are stated or referenced through the course of Wolf 359:

## Additional Survival Tips

### Official Tips

The following survival tips were released via the Wolf 359 Twitter on November 6, 2018. These are teasers of the full *Pryce and Carter* manual, and an incentive for American listeners to vote in the mid-term elections.

### Unofficial Tips

The following unofficial survival tips were released via the Wolf 359 Twitter.

### Rejected Survival Tips

The following "rejected" survival tips were released via the official Wolf 359 Twitter.

## References

1. ↑ personalinsanitymoment. "Pryce and Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual..." *Gabriel's Writing Workshop*, 24 December 2018, http://personalinsanitymoment.tumblr.com/post/181389462863/pryce-carters-deep-space-survival-procedure-and
2. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 16: Space is the one thing that doesn’t have to compensate for something." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:08 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059960751253794816
3. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 26: Mind over matter. Especially dark matter." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:08 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059960836138119168
4. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 30: A hot potato is just that: a hot potato. The kitchen is no place to play games." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:31 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059960836138119168
5. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Congrats!
Tip 37: Evolutionarily speaking, you are always looking for trouble." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:11 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059946313146609664
6. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 41: A running head-start will not work in outer space." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:16 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059811769470935041
7. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 43: In case the sprinkler system does not engage immediately, remember that you signed away your rights to sue us or any of our subsidiaries." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:11 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059946398412615685
8. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 45: Wishing things into existence is a terrible strategy for mission-critical objectives." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:00 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059958798478008320
9. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 56: Fire safety comes down to being just a little better at putting out fires than you are at setting them." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:12 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059946532768833537
10. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 57: A thank you note means more than you think it does." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:51 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059805432863019009
11. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 58: The divide between fun and mandatory fun is not as wide as you think it is." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:12 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059946599328165889
12. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 59: Sometimes, less is more. Except for all the times more is more." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 7:37 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059983126221545473
13. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 69: Pleasure is the enemy of joy. Make sure you pick a side." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:15 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059917126729900033
14. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 73: With enough effort, most objects can be sharpened." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:54 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059806217785278465
15. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 82: Conservation now alleviates hard choices later." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 7:38 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059983303833501696
16. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 83: Life is like a box of chocolates. Space is like an endless void." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:36 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059801795520876545
17. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 88: The only unfair fight is the one that you lose." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 7:38 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059983403221696512
18. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 100: The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:16 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059917349489467392
19. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 106: It’s scarier to fall in space than it is on Earth - mostly because you don’t land." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 7:39 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059983566824706048
20. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 109: If the success of your mission comes down to random chance, consider yourself lucky." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:12 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059946716290605056
21. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 119: When you have breakfast with crew mates, you’re getting to hang out with astronauts. That’s so cool, right?" *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:39 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059953516549152768
22. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 121: Space is the one thing that doesn't have to compensate for something." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:15 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059811517594505216
23. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 125: A little bit of planning goes a very long way, but you'll never be able to plan as much as the team of technicians, scientists, and experts who sent you up here in the first place. Don't waste time overthinking your mission parameters." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:28 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059814844722040832
24. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 128: Your oxygen replenisher can be the difference between a comedy and a tragedy." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:16 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059917471656919042
25. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 127: Speak up in conversations about Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 7:09 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059976104121978881
26. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 138: Corners are often overlooked as storage opportunities for small objects and personal effects. Just because you’re in outer space doesn’t mean you shouldn’t save space." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 7:09 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059976177341865984
27. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 143: Don’t look directly into stars." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:00 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059913524569427968
28. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 144: As C.S. Lewis taught us, “We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us.” You are currently orbiting around a star whose properties are not fully known. Things may get weird." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:09 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059960985606385664
29. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 150: However tempted you might be, you can’t make a called shot with a flamethrower. Trust us." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:16 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059917538946105344
30. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 153: You would be surprised how useful a single sock can be in an emergency." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:17 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059917638837657600
31. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 154: You owe someone a complete education. Pick both the person and the topic wisely." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:39 p.m., http://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059802464650715142
32. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 156: You have to prepare for the thousand things that will never happen in order to be ready for the one thing that does." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:01 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059913682837299205
33. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 163: The friends we made along the way is never the answer, unless those friends are willing to sign standard non-disclosure agreements." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:14 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059947034000715776
34. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 170: If you shoot for the moon and land among the stars, you have violated your mission parameters and wasted valuable company resources." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:02 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059913915310714885
35. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 174: As long as you are alive, we expect you to find a way. No excuses." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:02 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059914002585845762
36. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Well done! Tip 195: You can fool all people some of the time and some people all of the time, but you can't fool biometric scanning. Ever." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:26 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059965327927377920
37. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 196: Winking can be misinterpreted. It often is. We recommend it for precisely that reason." *Twitter*, 9 Nov 2018, 9:38 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060194681559138305
38. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 200: If conflict seems imminent, don’t forget to size up your physical condition. It’ll help you pick on someone your own size." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:03 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059914255456235520
39. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 201: For pathos, focus on characters and relationships. For levity, focus on action and objects." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:03 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059914314356809728
40. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 207: If you need to tell a lie, include an embarrassing detail. Everyone will believe something that makes you look foolish." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:04 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059914426852216833
41. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 213: The phrase, “we strongly advise,” has a thousand meanings… but really, only one." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:27 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059965409196171264
42. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 218: There’s one reason a work party can’t also be a work par-tay. One very particular reason." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:04 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059914539263766528
43. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 220: Don’t forget to breathe." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 8:05 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059990246304219137
44. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 224: Want to hear a fun fact about cats? People who laugh can tolerate less physical and emotional pain in their lives than cats. Be like a cat." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:27 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059965496878133249
45. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 227: Don’t sweat the small stuff. Unless the small stuff is a breakout of highly infectious and deadly microorganisms. In that case, sweating may buy you precious minutes before they penetrate your nervous system." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:14 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059947124740288512
46. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 228: If you find yourself in a hostage situation and you notice that you’re the one with the hostages, maybe take some deep breaths and relax for a moment. If you can avoid getting shot, there’s a non-zero chance everyone will agree this was all just a big misunderstanding." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:47 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059914771619872775
47. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 231: Ambiguity should be avoided if at all possible, but momentary confusion does offer valuable opportunities for developing your critical thinking skills, sense of personal discretion, and tolerance for art cinema." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:47 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059804521013092352
48. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 233: Do not interact with anything you suspect might be a leprechaun." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:46 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059804844800786432
49. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 236: One sleepless night is the cognitive equivalent of being intoxicated. This is why we regulate station cycles not in terms of night and day, but your station’s orbit around your star. Now, get bcak too workk!" *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:06 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059915003296473090
50. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 241: Just because someone suggests a psychopathic solution doesn’t mean it isn’t the right one." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 8:14 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059992542706655232
51. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 242: You know what you did." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 3:06 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059915062092140544
52. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 243: Yes, it would be the perfect solution to all of your problems, and no, we will not send you any more duct tape." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:39 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060194925483040769
53. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 247: There are no mistakes, only missed opportunities to have kept all of your limbs." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:27 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059965566671355906
54. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 248: If you have to choose between being nice and having that last cookie, choose the cookie." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:15 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059947456186724352
55. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 256: You cannot (legally) cut someone off from chocolate." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:07 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059915252031254530
56. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 262: Even in space, it gets dark faster than you think." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 8:15 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059992663078944768
57. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 263: As a member of a division within a vast, multination corporation, you can never bring enough to share with the whole class." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:40 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059802708641792005
58. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 275: Without privacy, there is no freedom. You have neither. Your location should be known to your supervisors at all times." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:08 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059915547549278210
59. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 279: Leave the party while it’s still oxygen-rich enough to support you." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:09 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059915634119712772
60. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 288: The quickest way to someone's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:43 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059803408113246209
61. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 308: The strongest password is being the only one alive who knows it." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:09 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059915821617762304
62. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 318: Every little bit counts." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:10 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059915896628617221
63. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 331: You are expressly forbidden from concerning yourself with such trivial matters as “poor sportsmanship.” We sent you up there to win." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:10 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059916007630872576
64. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 336: If you must jettison a portion of your craft or leave any other waste behind, please do your best to send it into a nearby star or planet. Try to keep things neat." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:39 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060195123785543680
65. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "We'll give you a tip anyway!
Tip 339: Ce n’est pas le moment pour jouer." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:40 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060195229167480832
66. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 352: Technically, you count as a personal floatation device." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:40 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060195309282836480
67. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "You get one anyway - thanks for voting!
Tip 361: From another point of view, making a mountain out of a mole hill is an astonishing, alchemical use of resources." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:41 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060195432293457920
68. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 362: There is no greater educational tool than negative reinforcement." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:17 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059947819157602307
69. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 380: Frankness is underrated on Earth. Let’s make it popular everywhere else. Honestly, you could benefit a lot by being more like Frank." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:12 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059916581009014784
70. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 385: Clear communication is more important than dignity. If embarrassing hand gestures will get your message across more effectively, do not delay in resorting to them." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:17 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059947915978903554
71. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 387: Cellular devices may interfere with your spacecraft’s navigation system." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:41 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060195624140894209
72. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 395: Xenomorphs are entirely fictional. But still, that was some spooky stuff, right?" *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 8:16 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059992854846754817
73. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 399: Have a buddy system. That way, each member of the crew will know who to hold responsible when they make a mistake." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:17 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059947989203075075
74. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 425: Dehydration induced psychosis isn’t nearly as fun as the name would suggest. However, that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:42 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059815505584889860
75. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 440: Every problem has a solution. Repeat that until it feels like a fact. it may save your life one day." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:31 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059815505584889860
76. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 446: “Go with the flow” only applies in situations where plasma is not present." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:42 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059815505584889860
77. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 451: Never forget: the person who says “it’s not a race” is currently winning the race." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 8:22 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059994494530150400
78. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 479: There is no place like home. Which is legally anywhere we put you. You granted us that right." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 9:08 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060006072872824844
79. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "We still believe you. : )
Tip 480: Remember: an exploding station may somehow fling you to safety. An imploding station is almost always guaranteed death. Just in case you ever have to choose." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:53 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059806032887717888
80. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Voting absentee is great!
Tip 493: Succeeding at the very last second is still succeeding." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:58 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059807360389124096
81. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 495: With a positive enough outlook, anything can be edible." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:43 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059807360389124096
82. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 515: Diction and enunciation are often underrated. Being able to communicate loudly and clearly can be the difference between timely intervention and messy disaster. Work on your oratory skills on a regular basis." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:52 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059805751785463809
83. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 518: Crew responses to station crises should be well organized and coordinated. If you panic, make sure it’s on cue." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:44 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060196179890331648
84. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 538: There is a limit on the human eye's ability to perceive the absence of light. Before saying that something is your darkest hour, check with your A.I. Autopilot - they will be able to verify for you." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:38 p.m., http://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059802177361854464
85. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 552: A great way to start your day is to have never stopped your last one." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:44 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060196501077536769
86. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 557: Don’t get angry - get back to work." *Twitter*, 7 Nov 2018, 9:45 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1060196501077536769
87. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 575: Whatever you may think of yourself or whatever anyone may think about you, remember: you’re enough of an expert to have made it this far. Be the expert we hired and everything will go fine 83% of the time." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:47 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059955440992301056
88. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 576: Plan B is not automatically Plan A but with twice as much gunpowder." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:48 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059955787051732993
89. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 580: “I’ve got my fingers crossed,” is not considered an acceptable contribution to emergency maneuvers." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:28 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059950562924552192
90. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 584: You may ask which is better: to be loved or to be feared? And we may answer: Yes." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:56 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059806709340954624
91. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 590: Noisy crew-mates are like novelty packs of gum that give people an electric shock: the recipient never finds it amusing." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:55 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059957477926731781
92. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 605: Fear not the fire within." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:23 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059949452050513921
93. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 623: We would like to point out that you are technically untethered to the constraints of an Earth calendar. It can be an opportunity to have a little fun." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 6:19 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059812473770074112
94. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 633: They say there is no rest for the wicked. If it helps with your productivity, we highly recommend you think of yourself as wicked." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:09 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059930713292726273
95. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 649: Respect the boom. Sailing boom, sonic boom, oil boom; doesn’t matter. Respect it." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:18 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059948189506301953
96. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 670: Your A.I. Autopilot’s processor is powerful, but not limitless. Confine your requests to mission-specific calculations, projections, estimates, and six degrees of Kevin Bacon." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 5:19 p.m. https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059948310348398597
97. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 673: You won’t get points for effort if you can’t back it up with technique." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:31 p.m. https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059921215916253184
98. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 688: Repeat after me: “It’s being handled by a different department.”" *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:28 p.m. [1]https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059920578293972997
99. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 716: Remember your ABCs - Always Be Critical." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:25 p.m. https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059919635863220230
100. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 723: Only very rarely does a superior officer “just need a hug.” *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:01 p.m. https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059928838136848389
101. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 727: Be confident. But not like that." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:30 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059815317998878721
102. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 731: If you discover anything, just remember that you don’t have the security clearance to name it." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:22 p.m. https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059919035125653504
103. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 735: SOS signals should continue to be the universal call for help. There are no extra points for creativity here." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 3:00 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059807618003275777
104. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 743: Don’t threaten anyone with black magic unless you can back it up." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:22 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059918880536182784
105. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 760: Watching a horror movie burns the most calories of any film genre. Make judicious use of your assigned VHS tape." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:49 p.m. https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059925746045599745
106. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 780: Juggling in space is not a problem, it’s just a challenge." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:20 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059918543041560577
107. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 789: There is only one way to successfully treat an ear worm: embrace it. Listen to the song, all the way through, at full volume. Ideally sing along." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:49 p.m. https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059925653024313346
108. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 790: The generic space suit helmets are just as good as the brand-name ones." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:20 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059918420886675464
109. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 808: If you need to extricate yourself from an inefficient, unpleasant, boring, or offensive conversation, the phrase, "I won't keep you," is your friend." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 2:58 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059807196018589702
110. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 816: Hobbes was a huge spoilsport more often than not, and you would do well to follow Calvin’s example in 93% of situations." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:19 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059918257736609793
111. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 828: Saying “Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead” is not advisable unless you’re absolutely sure you’ve killed that witch." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:18 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059918091319234561
112. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 829: Sometimes, ketchup can make all the difference in the world." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:48 p.m. https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059925536846331905
113. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 867: Boredom will kill you before a lot of seemingly scarier things. Read a play while you can. Memorize it. Might save your life one day." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:18 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059917929494577152
114. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Tip 890: The rules of shotgun are in effect across all Goddard Futuristics facilities." *Twitter*, 6 Nov 2018, 1:34 p.m. https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/1059921987324252163
115. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Deep Space Survival Tip#11: Patience is a virtue. Manners maketh man. Cleanliness is like godliness. Death is not impressed by any of them." *Twitter*, 10 Feb 2015, 3:07 p.m., http://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/565255841285431297
116. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Deep Space Survival Tip #17: Remember, if you have to ask then the answer is no, you did not just see that, and no, it does not concern you." *Twitter*, 17 Aug 2014, 3:34 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/501104871513128960
117. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Deep Space Survival Tip#110:Do or do not. There is no try. Do whatever it is that we sent you up there to do. And well. Or do not come back." *Twitter*, 25 Nov 2014, 1:28 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/537326930132234242
118. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Deep Space Survival Tip#333: Your body can go 3 minutes without air, 12 days without food, 48 weeks without compliments. Ration accordingly." *Twitter*, 21 Aug 2014, 4:12 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/502563806040829952
119. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Deep Space Survival Tip#499: Fortune favors the bold. Capital favors the adaptive. Evolution favors those who can run really, really fast." *Twitter*, 24 Nov 2014, 12:23 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/536948263682076672
120. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Deep Space Survival Tip #642A: Steer clear of superstition. Heavenly bodies are for scientific study, not hippie fortune telling." *Twitter*, 18 Aug 2014, 2:47 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/501455302307237889
121. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Deep Space Survival Tip #642B: If you are a Leo, disregard the preceding. Check your horoscope every day, and follow all instructions." *Twitter*, 18 Aug 2014, 2:48 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/501455522529148928
122. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Deep Space Survival Tip #680: You may find your spirit willing but your flesh coming up short. To remedy, report to medical for upgrading." *Twitter*, 1 Sep 2014, 10:14 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/506460156389912576
123. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Deep Space Survival Tip#834: Observe all posted signs. & all implied signs. & all subliminal messages. Just observe everything. Never blink." *Twitter*, 20 Nov 2014, 2:34 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/535531552965664770
124. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 1: The amount bourbon warms your core body temperature on space walks is negligible. But it doesn't feel negligible." *Twitter*, 18 Jan 2016, 1:14 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/689163980808523776
125. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 2: Know that the protein dispenser has the same max speed as a pumpkin chucker. Do nothing with this information." *Twitter*, 18 Jan 2016, 3:07 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/689192487987064833
126. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 3: "My good opinion, once lost, is lost forever," said no one who's duty rotation includes sanitation upkeep." *Twitter*, 18 Jan 2016, 5:14 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/689224271076397056
127. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 4: Blasting "Thus Spake Zarathustra" after finishing routine engine maintenance is funny once. Don't push your luck." *Twitter*, 18 Jan 2016, 6:11 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/689238697099849728
128. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 5: The bird is the word." *Twitter*, 18 Jan 2016, 7:01 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/689251359204454400
129. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce&Carter 6: Regulating body temp in space takes effort, so don't sweat small stuff. Sweat large, existentially terrifying stuff" *Twitter*, 3 Feb 2016, 11:06 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/694930037313794048
130. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce&Carter 7: Simon says turn around. Simon says disassemble your EMU. Simon says give Simon the access codes. #WhyWePlayYahtzee" *Twitter*, 3 Feb 2016, 3:41 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/694999105131646976
131. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce&Carter 8: Observing regular meal cycles is crucial. If you can't keep the hangar at bay, you'll get locked in the hangar bay." *Twitter*, 3 Feb 2016, 6:18 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/695038558789328896
132. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 9: It's a small world after all/It's small dot after all/It's a speck consumed by the howling void/It's a small, small world." *Twitter*, 9 Feb 2016, 12:59 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/697132619243372545
133. ↑ 133.0 133.1 133.2 @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 10:
1. Always use the right tool for the job.
2. The right tool is always a hammer.
3. Anything can be used as a hammer." *Twitter*, 9 Feb 2016, 4:40 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/697188421689851905
134. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 11: To err is human. To flare is stellar. To scare is part of your routine crew-readiness assessment." *Twitter*, 9 Feb 2016, 8:57 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/697253059861340160
135. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 12: Nose goes. Specifically your nose goes first in the event of a severe station-wide pressurization malfunction." *Twitter*, 22 Feb 2016, 9:59 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/701798422295269379
136. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 13: Anyone can have bad luck; the true test consists of knowing how to deflect blame for it onto others." *Twitter*, 22 Feb 2016, 12:16 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/701832925667528704
137. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 14: I'm not crying! Your face is crying! It's a response to select gamma ray exposure & natural that your vision's now faulty." *Twitter*, 22 Feb 2016, 3:49 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/701886622833500160
138. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 15: In space, only you can hear the dramatic trombones signaling danger. No one else has the gift. But you do. You do..." *Twitter*, 22 Feb 2016, 5:31 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/701912326610558976
139. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 16: Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now. We should've been hurled into a vacuum hours ago." *Twitter*, 5 Mar 2016, 3:42 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/706233541110210560
140. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 17: Cotton balls smeared w/ petroleum jelly are great fire starters. Not that we suggest you start fires. Pretty, pretty fires." *Twitter*, 5 Mar 2016, 4:57 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/706252281457610752
141. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 18: Some key contingencies you just need to know. The velocity of an unladen European swallow is ~11 meters per second." *Twitter*, 5 Mar 2016, 5:53 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/706266505856598016
142. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 19: The rum is gone because the particularities of microgravity favor grain fermented spirits like Vodka. Or, I stole it." *Twitter*, 16 Mar 2016, 1:19 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/710168744748818432
143. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 19: The rum is gone because the particularities of microgravity favor grain fermented spirits like Vodka. Or, I stole it." *Twitter*, 16 Mar 2016, 1:19 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/710168744748818432
144. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 21: Shots shots shots shots shot shots...is what happens when a misfire occurs inside the centrifuge module." *Twitter*, 20 Mar 2016, 2:27 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/711635227538538500
145. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 22: It's my party and I'll add nitrous to our short-range shuttle engines if I want to, add nos if I want to..." *Twitter*, 14 Apr 2016, 11:03 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/720643621259710464
146. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 23: The only thing worse than Netflix and chill is Netflix and 2.7 degrees above absolute zero." *Twitter*, 14 Apr 2016, 12:20 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/720662925560692737
147. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C24: When you got skin in the game the skin stays in the game. You don't get to win unless you put it in. I need a skin graft ok?" *Twitter*, 14 Apr 2016, 2:05 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/720689513983524864
148. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 25: Beware the Ides, definitely, but use the Nones to get totally soused." *Twitter*, 14 Apr 2016, 2:57 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/720702516552417280
149. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 26: Never doubt that, when nobody really cares, a small group of idiotic goof-offs can stumble into positions of authority." *Twitter*, 14 Apr 2016, 4:29 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/720725599002705920
150. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 27: Remember special relativity. An event's time depends on its space. This is why we have a designation for 'mostly dead.'" *Twitter*, 14 Apr 2016, 5:48 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/720745647599656962
151. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 28: Call your mother." *Twitter*, 8 May 2016, 1:44 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/729381493408190465
152. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 29: Keep your mission directives on you at all times. Possession is 9/10ths of the law you can make up to dibs the last banana." *Twitter*, 24 May 2016, 11:35 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/735147227245613056
153. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Reject P&C 30: Whistle while you work. Just whistle while you work. Keep whistling or the sensors will lock the door & drain the oxygen." *Twitter*, 24 May 2016, 2:23 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/735189373579370496
154. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Reject P&C 31: It is a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. A far, far better rest l go to, after I put the gas in yr quarters." *Twitter*, 24 May 2016, 4:54 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/735227539807948800
155. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 33: Never use a long word when a short-barrel shotgun will do." *Twitter*, 8 Jun 2016, 10:31 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/740566912246153216
156. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 34: Space is a vast and far-reaching platform with ample opportunities for exposure. UV exposure." *Twitter*, 8 Jun 2016, 1:12 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/740607527344295936
157. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Reject P&C 39: We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when, but I know classified information ensuring your continued participation." *Twitter*, 12 Jul 2016, 1:06 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/752927016559652864
158. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 40: Among friends, there is no need of justice or regulation. That's why the monthly talent shows are mandatory." *Twitter*, 12 Jul 2016, 2:33 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/752948927679242241
159. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 41: When you wish upon a star/makes no difference who you are/anything your heart desires/is still lightyears out of reach." *Twitter*, 12 Jul 2016, 3:03 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/752956465543950337
160. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 42: Never let the mission interfere with your work." *Twitter*, 12 Jul 2016, 4:21 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/752976088637186049
161. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 43: Trust your instincts. Well, except for suspicion. That one you have to be leery of." *Twitter*, 20 Jul 2016, 12:48 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/755821600918745088
162. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 44: If you truly want to know what someone’s like, secretly isolate and destroy their source of caffeine." *Twitter*, 20 Jul 2016, 1:22 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/755830158003548160
163. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 45: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to a motivated, dedicated, task-oriented workplace." *Twitter*, 20 Jul 2016, 2:30 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/755847389613744131
164. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 46: And I looked, and beheld a pale horse, and his name that sat on him was Uh Oh, bc there are no horses in space." *Twitter*, 20 Jul 2016, 3:46 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/755866457922236416
165. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Reject P&C47: All I wanna do is have some fun/I got a feeling I'm not the only one/Bc it’s improbable we are beyond reach of an alien force." *Twitter*, 10 Aug 2016, 11:09 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/763406821792952321
166. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Reject P&C 48: In space, you’re free as a bird. If you disobey an order & flushed out an airlock, you have ~ chance of survival as a bird." *Twitter*, 10 Aug 2016, 12:11 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/763422415489687552
167. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 49: There is no present or future. Only the longing for better coffee, happening over and over again, now." *Twitter*, 10 Aug 2016, 1:14 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/763438277013573632
168. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 50: Age ain’t nothing but a gradual decay of your cellular structure from all the radiation we exposed you to." *Twitter*, 10 Aug 2016, 2:12 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/763452881806561281
169. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Reject P&C 51: Never beat around the bush. If you see the bush, you’ve got to hammer that thing before it becomes too powerful to be stopped" *Twitter*, 10 Aug 2016, 3:13 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/763468238395105280
170. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 52: You’ve never felt like this before? It doesn’t go away. Our implants are way better nowadays." *Twitter*, 10 Aug 2016, 4:12 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/763483073128177664
171. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 53: There must be some kinda way out of here, said the joker who clearly hasn’t read the fine print in his contract." *Twitter*, 25 Aug 2016, 11:03 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/768841305128443904
172. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Reject P&C 54: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future, which is why so many of our controls are on biometric lockdown" *Twitter*, 25 Aug 2016, 12:14 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/768859059474817024
173. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 55: Don’t pay attention to the rumors. They aren't true until they’ve been stricken from all company records." *Twitter*, 25 Aug 2016, 2:12 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/768888755046449152
174. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 56: Keep your head out of the clouds. There’s probably acid up there." *Twitter*, 25 Aug 2016, 3:20 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/768905939894304768
175. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 57: Crew members are like chocolate. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. Chocolate obeys." *Twitter*, 25 Aug 2016, 4:04 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/768916947107020800
176. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 58: All that glitters is not gold. It’s coated in a special poisonous lacquer to weed out anyone with bad impulse control." *Twitter*, 25 Aug 2016, 5:06 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/768932473363456000
177. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 59: Fill out your star charts, take your readings, Bob’s your Uncle. We'll make it happen. We know how much you like Bob." *Twitter*, 7 Sep 2016, 11:37 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/773560867258597376
178. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 60: What’s past is prologue, what’s present is episode, what’s future is classified." *Twitter*, 7 Sep 2016, 12:30 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/773574205170331648
179. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 61: Clean all the things! Clean all the particles! Clean all the molecules so only lifeless void remains!" *Twitter*, 7 Sep 2016, 1:32 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/773589685532631040
180. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 62: To avoid communication failures, talk. Keep talking. Reveal your secrets. Accept humiliation. Die inside. Passively obey." *Twitter*, 7 Sep 2016, 2:25 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/773603066935291904
181. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 63: You know what you did." *Twitter*, 7 Sep 2016, 3:24 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/773617869988896768
182. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 64: Hold the phone. Keep holding it. Keeeeep holding it. Great. Missile targeting's now locked on the phone signal." *Twitter*, 7 Sep 2016, 4:35 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/773635745386930176
183. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 65: The only thing we have to fear is [REDACTED]." *Twitter*, 18 Oct 2016, 10:34 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/788402761834561537
184. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 66: A word once let out of its cage cannot be whistled back again. Hence the shock pens." *Twitter*, 18 Oct 2016, 11:34 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/788417861526007808
185. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Reject P&C 67: The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer someone else up, w preconditioned trigger words prompting convulsive laughter." *Twitter*, 18 Oct 2016, 12:35 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/788433212439531520
186. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 68: A good man is hard to find. But if you check the vault in storage room 738B-2, there should still be some DNA samples." *Twitter*, 18 Oct 2016, 1:35 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/788448311363506176
187. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 69: If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at have an opportunity to strike." *Twitter*, 18 Oct 2016, 2:35 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/788463412812537857
188. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected P&C 70: All you need, you already have within yourself. We made sure to set the relevant parameters in your personality matrix." *Twitter*, 18 Oct 2016, 3:36 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/788478761096187904
189. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Price & Carter 71-45: Go vote." *Twitter*, 8 Nov 2016, 3:54 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/796108536338141184
190. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 72: When you go into space - from a certain point of view - you are going to take everything lying down." *Twitter*, 14 Jun 2017, 10:06 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/875006418151198721
191. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 73: Familiarity breeds contempt. Contempt breeds passive-aggression. Passive-aggression breeds results,\*doesn't it?\*" *Twitter*, 14 Jun 2017, 11:08 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/875022019389206528
192. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 74: Many hands make light work. Robotic hands make efficient, morality-free work." *Twitter*, 14 Jun 2017, 12:02 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/875035608288198658
193. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 75: Nothing improves your productivity like the constant fear of public shame." *Twitter*, 14 Jun 2017, 1:04 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/875051209597399040
194. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 76: Less is more, form follows function, everything in its- lol, just kidding, nothing matters." *Twitter*, 14 Jun 2017, 2:03 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/875066058238959616
195. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 77: You can fool all people some of the time & some people all the time, but you can't fool biometric scanning. Ever" *Twitter*, 14 Jun 2017, 3:00 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/875080406764310532
196. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 78: In space, no one can hear you disappoint your loved ones." *Twitter*, 21 Jun 2017, 10:20 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/877546653263187972
197. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 79: There are only two things that travel faster than the speed of light: VX-series engines and regret." *Twitter*, 21 Jun 2017, 11:22 a.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/877562260222300160
198. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 80: Just remember: you have never \*not\* been in space. It has never \*not\* tried to kill you." *Twitter*, 21 Jun 2017, 12:21 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/877577106343026688
199. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 81: The fault is not in our stars, but in our nav system's estimates of the distance between us & our stars. Ooops." *Twitter*, 21 Jun 2017, 1:23 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/877592706872000512
200. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 82: When your only tool is a huge & complex space station, every problem looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen." *Twitter*, 21 Jun 2017, 2:28 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/877609063806230530
201. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 83: If a thing isn't going to amuse someone, and annoy someone else, it isn't worth doing." *Twitter*, 21 Jun 2017, 3:20 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/877622151871844353
202. ↑ @Wolf359Radio. "Rejected Pryce & Carter 84: The faster route between two points is always closed for repairs." *Twitter*, 21 Jun 2017, 4:24 p.m., https://twitter.com/Wolf359Radio/status/877638259769212928

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