Happy New Years, Mean people c : Vol 1 1

**Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 1** is the first chapter in Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1.

## Synopsis

Oh No! ... Or Oh Yes? Anyways, Happy New Years! The year had begun, and at the flick of a wrist, the same people who harbored anger and hatred for the Rage Knights in their incarnation, are the same who had begun exhibiting hostility after spending all their money for the holidays. This Includes Jago Gomez, an ops manager from the infamous Pick Department of Worthyzone. After boasting and making fun of “ugly dudes nobody likes” at work and succeeding in workplace bullying without an investigation, he went broke during the holidays and now blames the very same “ugly man” Damon Packley for spending his own money. The unfriendly manager gets a gun, gossips about Packley and learns his whereabouts following his absence from work following December 26th.

Jago drives across town and learns about Packley from pissed off goons from Plaza Keeps, Sell-It, and everywhere where everyone had seen Packley before. He finally stops in Indy Hills, where he finds the Rage Knights’ Klump SM Tech House. Giddy with the possibility of picking on Packley, and ending his life for the New Years, he arrives at the front door. He’s welcomed to an empty home however. All Rage Knights are gone except for a strange Muccian Midihr Westforth. He dons a purple striped HR Vest and talks about weird things such as being bitten by old men at comic book stores and fellatio with everyone including Jago’s wife. Angered by is comments, Jago fights Midihr, but loses. He squeals in angry Pig Latin and threatens to come back with everyone from Worthyzone, Queens Mane, Virginia and everywhere in the south.

Midihr doesn’t seem to care about his comments, allowing Jago to escape. The following day on January 3rd, “Damon Packley” and Daniel Packenblott visit Plaza Keeps looking for videogames for their elusive Crapstation V. They find discounted Christmas items, as well as a curmudgeon woman who quickly tells them her lane is closed by exclaiming, “Sir! Sir!” repeatedly and then insulting both Packley and Packenblott’s intelligence, physical appearances and other characteristics. They ignore the woman and continue to leave the store. The old woman grows increasingly angry however and begins exclaiming racist epithets, and reminding them how “nobody likes them” while mentioning that everyone in Virginia, Queens Mane and the entire south is reading about the Rage Knights and plotting to *steal* their materials, while they engage in deranged sexual acts. Nobody cares about her. As Packley and Packenblott leave the store, the old lady turns into a werewolf-like entity and lunges at them with the intense hatred of everyone in an ignorant Plaza Keeps.

Packenblott turns around and obliterates the woman in seconds. He learns her name is Walma, and just before the woman can finish summoning more unfriendly people within the store and surrounding areas including Chop Bastards of Ableist Rd., Daniel Packenblott finishes her off. Elsewhere, everyone in Worthyzone masturbate to images of the Rage Knights and each other inside the kingdom. When Jago returns to the kingdom, he declares his attack on the Rage Knights a “failure”, but asks several Worthyzone goons for help, including Katie Bunson, who is obsessed with calling Damon Packley “ugly guy” and demanding he work in Pack Single Women’s Department where he is “*eligible*” for running into Peakay Venn, Termicella, and several goons who dislike him.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* Much like *the Rage Knights: Red God* itself, many of these stories are based on incidents of being bullied and harassed. The old woman in Plaza Keeps is based on an unfriendly cashier who insulted the series creator on January 3rd after saying her lane was closed and references people being unkind and unusually hostile towards the series creator for various reasons including “being weird".

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*