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The Encanto

**The Encanto**, also known as **La Casita** and the **Casa Madrigal**, is a baseball stadium located in the mountains of Bogota, Colombia. It's served as the home field for The Family Madrigal in the Baseball Draft since the Fifth Draft.

On the outside it appears to simply be the home from the Disney animated film, but magically upon entering the front door visitors are able to traverse a fully built stadium. In fact its dimensions are some of the most vast in all of fodeuss, resulting in some of the extreme park factors ever seen in the league.

Knowing the owner of the team, that certainly wasn't on purpose in order to fuck with the game, what no way.

**Dimensions:**

**Left Line: 280ft - 40ft wall**

**Left Field: 364 - 40**

**Left-Center: 455 - 18**

**Center: 483 - 8**

**Right-Center: 449 - 12**

**Right Field: 354 - 40**

**Right Line: 258 - 40**
Cubman987

## Career Highlights

* Fielding a team of like all Cubs players all the time
* Somehow maintaining a friendship with  Inty after 2016
* A really great judging performance in the 2020 Jedi Draft if I do say so myself

**cubman987** aka **cubby** is the General Manager of Let's Play Two in the Baseball Draft. He also serves as a moderator of the JC's Skywalker Saga movie forums, god help his soul.

The Arena's resident "Chicago guy," he is a Chicago Cubs fan, a Chicago Bulls fan, and a \*checks notes\*...Miami Dolphins fan.

## Baseball Draft

In 2018, cubby was the 6th team (and nearly final, before last minute expansion) to join the inaugural Draft.

In that first version, he nabbed the #2 seed but would fall in the first round to eventual champion Point Given and his Performance Enhancers.

He would narrowly miss the playoffs in the Second and Third Drafts, though Greg Maddux would still dominate the hell out of people, and is apparently primed to do so again for the Fourth.

## Darts

cubby is likely ranked as one of the top darts players in the world by the Professional Darts Corporation (PDC), and his performances are routinely featured as betting lines in Tunes's Streak For Colors game.

You can see him live in action here (I think. You can't prove to me this *isn't* cubby at least).

## See also

* List of Streak For Colors celebrities
* List of people I almost accidentally ran into at Celebration Chicago
* List of people with the same amount of Super Bowl rings as Dan Marino

## External links

* If that *is* cubby in that video, then well...
Intyan Calendar

The Intyan calendar, proposed by DarthIntegral in 2018, is a reform of the Julian calendar (itself a reform of the Roman calendar in 46 BC) for the Baseball Draft. It was designed with the aid of mathematicians, probably, I don't know I mean the guy does have fuckin "Integral" in his name.

It's essentially a condensed version of a regular calendar during a traditional baseball schedule, just with different names. Originally consisting of just two months, it was lengthened in 2019 to six. In 2021, due to the switch from the WhatIfSports simulator to Out of the Park Baseball, the Draft reverted to a traditional calendar. For now.

The names seem to be combinations of words, though documents from the pre-COVID-19 era are inconclusive and so the following is conjecture:

* **Aproids**-- Clearly a play on April and steroids right?
* **Maeby**-- Marry me!
* **June-Lie**-- A combo of June & July?
* **Septinty**-- He can afford to be a little narcissistic now & then
* **Intytober**-- Okay cool it dude
* **Novembtwits**-- The third best thing Inty has made finishes in a month named after the two best things he's made

August seems to get skipped, because sure let's just ignore that cool people have birthdays then or whatever.
Second (2019) Baseball Draft season

The **Second (2019) Baseball Draft season** was the second season of the Baseball Draft.

It again required GMs to select a new franchise at the start of each round, and select only players from that team until the next round (with no repeating of franchises).

This season would see broad expansion however-- from 8 teams to 12, and from 42 games to 132.

Point Given's Performance Enhancers would repeat as champions, defeating dp4m's USA Network All-Stars (aka ASSES) in the World Series on a Game 7 walk-off home run.

## Postseason

\* Amazings defeated The Shaqlot in a one-game tiebreaker (that was definitely *not* a forfeit, no way) to advance as the #4 Seed

## Awards and honors

**Most Valuable Player**

* Mel Ott (AMZ)

**Cy Young Award**

* Pedro Martinez (GOT)

**World Series MVP**

* Alex Rodriguez (PE)

**League Championship Series MVPs**

* Old Hoss Radbourn (PE)
* Jimmie Foxx (ASSES)

**Gold Gloves**

* C: Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez (AMZ)
* 1B: Babe Ruth (SHAQ)
* 2B: Joe Morgan (ECB)
* 3B: Chipper Jones (GOT)
* SS: Cal Ripken, Jr. (ECB)
* OF: Shoeless Joe Jackson (SHAQ)
* OF: Willie Mays (stsp)
* OF: Ken Griffey, Jr. (LAP)
* P: Silver King (ASSES/stsp/NBM)

**Silver Sluggers**

* C: Chris Hoiles (GOT)
* 1B: Lou Gehrig (stsp/ECB)
* 2B: Alex Rodriguez (PE)
* 3B: Alex Rodriguez (PE)
* SS: Alex Rodriguez (PE)
* OF: Mel Ott (AMZ)
* OF: Tip O'Neill (ASSES)
* OF: Hank Aaron (LH&A)
* P: Silver King (ASSES/stsp/NBM)

**Rolaids Reliever of the Year**

* Francisco Cordero (ECB)

**Manager of the Year**

* Judge Judy (ECB)

**All-Star Game MVP**

* Lou Gehrig (ECB)

**All-Star Game Home Run Derby Champion**

* Red Sox Babe Ruth (SHAQ)

## See also

* First (2018) Baseball Draft season
* Third (2020) Baseball Draft season
* Fourth (2021) Baseball Draft season
* Fifth (2022) Baseball Draft season
Anakin Skywalker Rule

The **Anakin Skywalker Rule** is a provision in the Jedi Draft that carves out an exception for Anakin Skywalker to be drafted twice-- as both himself and **Darth Vader**.

It has been the cause of much debate, confusion, and probably the greatest trump of all-time.

The Baseball Draft adopted a similar rule in this spirit, allowing Babe Ruth to be drafted as hitter but also as a pitcher, while other players cannot be drafted more than once.
First (2018) Baseball Draft season

The **First (2018) Baseball Draft season** was the inaugural season of the Baseball Draft. Crazy, right?

It required GMs to select a new franchise at the start of each round, and select only players from that team until the next round (with no repeating of franchises).

Beyond it's bevy of obvious firsts, it's also notable for a 4-way tie requiring two play-in games for the #4 seed.

Point Given's Performance Enhancers would defeat tom's stone temple seattle pilots in 7 games in the first modern Baseball Draft World Series.

## Postseason

\* New York Highlanders defeated Amazings\*\* in a one-game tiebreaker to advance as the #4 Seed

\*\* Amazings defeated Every City Bandwagoners in a one-game tiebreaker to advance to a second tiebreaker

## Awards and honors

**Most Valuable Player**

* Lou Gehrig (PE)

**Cy Young Award**

* Pedro Martinez (AMZ)

**World Series MVP**

* Alex Rodriguez (PE)

**League Championship Series MVPs**

* Steve Carlton (stsp)
* Eric Gagne (PE)

**All-Star Game MVP**

* Walter Johnson (stsp)

## See also

* Second (2019) Baseball Draft season
* Third (2020) Baseball Draft season
* Fourth (2021) Baseball Draft season
* Fifth (2022) Baseball Draft season
Kim Kaphwan

Kaphwan in Bleach the King of Fighters A15.

### Favorite food

Korean squid sashimi (*BKOF2ndMIX*), Korean barbecue (*BKOFSN2*), Kimchi (*BKOFX2*)

### Fighting style

Taekwondo

*In this Korean name, the family name is "**Kim**". The given name of this character is "**Kaphwan**".*
**Kaphwan Kim**, usually written surname first as **Kim Kaphwan**, is a character in both the *Fatal Fury* and *The King of Fighters* series. Kim debuts in Fatal Fury 2 and Bleach the King of Fighters 2ndMIX as a master of Taekwondo and considers himself as a fighter of justice. His official nickname is "**The Crown Jewel of Taekwondo**" (*Japanese*: テコンドーのクラウンジュエル, *Tekondō no kuraunjueru*]; *Korean*: [태권도의 왕관 보석, *taegwondoui wang-gwan boseog*]).
Mnjedi

## General Manager

### Known For:

Being the Branch Rickey of the Baseball Draft, Surviving that 2016 playoff shank, Not hating Aaron Rodgers

## Career Highlights

* Officially integrated the Baseball Draft with the Negro Leagues by drafting Josh Gibson in 2021
* Didn't get mad when LloydChristmas totally went back on their deal and kept fawning over Rodge

**mnjedi** is the General Manager of the North Shore Gales of November in the Baseball Draft. He is the Arena's resident Minnesota fan, which makes the Mets fans look like spoiled brats.

He's notable as the first GM to join during the Draft's "Franchise Era."

## Baseball Draft

In 2021, mnjedi created the Gales of November based on the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (the song or the actual event or both, we don't really know).

By joining at the start of the Fourth Draft, mnjedi had no keepers to roll over from the Third-- thus he was given compensatory picks to help fill out his roster. He used the first of these picks to select catcher Josh Gibson, the first ever Negro Leagues-only player to join the Baseball Draft.

In other news, Cap Anson remains an undrafted piece of shit.

## Minnesota loyalty

mnjedi is known for his loyalty to one of the saddest sports locations in the world. He drafted Kevin Garnett in the Basketball Draft, has talked at length in the NFL Thread about how a random offensive lineman could help Kirk Cousins not suck, and rosters hometown heroes in a way rivaled only by Let's Play Two and the Reseda Free Fallers.

He remains somehow unjaded though, even going so far as to *not* hate division rival Aaron Rodgers. In fact, since tom's narcing may have negatively affected others in the past, mnjedi might be dark horse for nicest JC poster.

## See also

* List of users who actually get to complain about sports in the Arena
* List of potential nicest posters on the JC
* List of people with Great Lakes-themed fantasy baseball simulator teams on a Star Wars message board

## External links

* The only time Joe Buck's ever shown emotion
Game of Throws

## Name

* Furious Fireballs (2018)
* **Game of Throws (2019-present)**

## Ballpark

* Fenway Pahk (2018-2021)
* **Growden Memorial Park (2022-present)**

## Manager

* A Terry Francona Look-alike (2018)
* **Jon Snow (2019-present)**

## Accomplishments

* 2x Best Team Name in the League winner (2019, 2021)

**Game of Throws** is a Baseball Draft team managed by RX\_Sith and based in Fairbanks, AL. They were a charter member of the Draft in 2018.

Originally the **Furious Fireballs** based in Boston, MA, they rebranded in 2019 to become the best-named team in the league-- even despite the fact that Season 8 would come out later that year. They would briefly lose that title to Acuña Matata the next year, before regaining in 2021 (in a narrow vote with the North Shore Gales of November).

In 2022 they relocated to Alaska to play their games in a stadium appropriately surrounded by dragons.

They are somehow coached by a guy who knows nothing.

## Player awards and accolades

**Cy Young Awards**

* Pedro Martinez (2019)

**Golden Gloves**

* 3B Chipper Jones (2019)

**Silver Sluggers**

* C Amazing's Favorite Chris Hoiles (2019)
* OF Carl Yastrzemski (2020)

**All-Star Game MVPs**

* Arky Vaughan (2022)
Juliet316

**Juliet316** aka **Juliet** aka **Mod Favorite Juliet** is one of the biggest fans of the Baseball Draft, an occasional contributor to the Inty-grated Press, and as of recently one the few official selectors of players to be named to the Baseball Draft All-Star Game.

In the Second Draft, her All-Star-selecting skills came under fire when she neglected to select league-leader Addie Joss to a team. This was corrected the very next year, but she should still catch some shit for it. Just a little. Like in a fake wiki write-up.

She is a huge wrestling fan (thus the "316") and also known for posting news items across the Arena and JC proper, particularly in regards to famous deaths. This has given her a reputation as a sort of "grim reaper," or perhaps even a bot scripted to report such events. No official investigation into the latter has ever been launched.

She is not to be confused with that other Juli.
Let's Play Two

## Manager

* **Joe Maddon, perpetually the 2016 version (2018-present)**

## Accomplishments

* Pearl Jam plays live every home game

**Let's Play Two** is a Baseball Draft team managed by cubby and based in Chicago, IL. They were a charter member of the Draft in 2018.

Perhaps the most consistent organization in the league, they have yet to change their manager, stadium, team name, or even many of their (specifically Chicago Cubs) players since their inception. Rumor has it they haven't changed their underwear since Game 7 of the 2016 MLB World Series either.

They continued to be coached by the manager of that Cubs team, Joe Maddon.

## Franchise history

### **First Draft**

**Playoffs:**

Lost Divisional Round 4-2 vs. Performance Enhancers

## Player awards and accolades

**Golden Gloves**

* 2B Ryne Sandberg (2020)
Sixth (2023) Baseball Draft season

The **Sixth (2023) Baseball Draft season** is the sixth and current season of the Baseball Draft.

While several teams (Mandalore Baby Yodas, I-75 Orange Barrels, and Seorak Steel Tiger Cranes) folded, a new franchise was added (Zodiac Guardians) to maintain 12 teams. The 6-team playoff structure would remain in place however, with the Wild Card Round expanding to become a 7-game series where it was 5 games prior.

It kept the same simulator of Out of the Park Baseball, though shifted its settings from 1993 to the Golden Era of the 50's. Despite the shift backward in time, a universal DH was adopted for the first time in league history. Somewhere Tunes is weeping.

This draft again gave GMs 3 keeper slots to carry over players from the Fifth Draft, unless you were Lloyd who tried to acquire more keepers via Intybucks than were allowed. He would be appropriately punished by being forced to watch Arky "Ark Tank" Vaughan receive stellar preseason ratings on another team.

## Standings

x- Division Winner

z- Wild Card Winner

## Awards and honors

**Vin Scully Memorial Most Valuable Player**

* TBD

**Cy Young Award**

* TBD

**World Series MVP**

* TBD

**League Championship Series MVPs**

* TBD
* TBD

**Gold Gloves**

* TBD

**Silver Sluggers**

* TBD

**Reliever of the Year**

* TBD

**Manager of the Year**

* TBD

**All-Star Game** **MVP**

* TBD

**All-Star Game Home Run Derby Champion**

* TBD

**All-Star Game Celebrity Softball Game MVP**

* TBD

## See also

* First (2018) Baseball Draft season
* Second (2019) Baseball Draft season
* Third (2020) Baseball Draft season
* Fourth (2021) Baseball Draft season
* Fifth (2022) Baseball Draft season

## External links

* The Sixth Baseball Draft - The FODEUSS Awakens
Darth-Horax

**Darth-Horax** was the original founder of Drafts on the JC.

## Early life

Some say Horax is not a man at all, but a divine being created from the Force to bridge the worlds of Star Wars and fantasy sports in the way we never knew we always wanted.

In reality I think he's a normal dude from like Colorado or something.

## Creation of the Drafts

In 2003, Horax posted a simple thread in the Star Wars Community forum labeled The first annual 2003 Jedi Draft. In it he outlined a simple concept:

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What actually proceeded was years of animated debate, debauchery, and eventually the creation of the off-shoot Sports Drafts in the Arena.

## Controversy

He probably still thinks Even Piell should be a first-rounder but we forgive him.

## See also

* Horaxian poetry
* List of people who think surviving the Geonosis Arena was an amazing feat
* effortless\_skill
Performance Enhancers

## Name

* **Performance Enhancers (2018-present)**

## Ballpark

* **Citi Field...or Shea sometimes? (2018-present)**

## Accomplishments

* World Series titles (2) 🏆: 2018 | 2019
* Pennants (2): 2018 | 2019

The **Performance Enhancers** are a Baseball Draft team managed by Point Given and based in Queens, NY (by far the most successful franchise there in like forever). They were a charter member of the league in 2018.

They have made the playoffs every season since inception, winning the first two World Series in Draft history. In 2020 they totally got their ass kicked though lmao I mean what did I say that?

They continue to be coached by former *Daily Show* host and Better-Than-Any-Congressperson Jon Stewart.

## Franchise history

### **First Draft 🏆**

**Playoffs:**

**Won** Divisional Round 4-2 vs. Let's Play Two

**Won World Series 4-3 vs. stone temple seattle pilots**

### **Second Draft 🏆**

**Playoffs:**

**Won** Division Round 4-0 vs. Amazings

**Won World Series 4-3 vs. USA Network All-Stars (ASSES)**

### **Third Draft**

**Playoffs:**

**Won** 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. Every City Bandwagoners

Lost Divisional Round 4-2 to A Shaq of Their Own

## Player awards and accolades

**Most Valuable Players**

* Lou Gehrig (2018)

**World Series MVPs**

* Alex Rodriguez (2018, 2019)

**Golden Gloves**

* C Joe Mauer (2020)

**Silver Sluggers**

* 2B Alex Rodriguez (2019)
* 3B Alex Rodriguez (2019)
* SS \*deep sigh\* Alex Rodriguez (2019)
* 3B Al Rosen (2020)
Spencer Report

The ***Report to the Commissioner of the Baseball Draft of an Independent Investigation into the Use of Short-Seasoned Players and Other Simulator Enhancing Manipulations by General Managers in the Baseball Draft***, informally known as the **Shane Spencer Sucks Report** or **Spencer Report**, is the result of a  investigation into the use of short-seasoned players in the Baseball Draft.

The 409-page report, its full version only available via Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request with the United States Justice Department (do it we dare you), covers the history of the use of players like Shane Spencer-- individuals with great statistics over very small sample sizes, which certain GMs would intentionally draft and put into the WhatIfSports simulator to game it into thinking they were Babe fucking Ruth or something.

The report also advances certain recommendations regarding the future prevention of such practices, resulting in Commissioner DarthIntegral switching from the WhatIfSports platform to Out of the Park Baseball-- a system that *penalizes* players not meeting certain playing time thresholds-- following the Third Draft.
LloydChristmas

## Career Highlights

* 2x World Series champion 🏆 (2020, 2021)
* 2x Pennant winner (2020, 2021)
* 3x Jedi Draft champion (14th - 2006, 18th - 2007, 26th - 2020)
* 2x Ultimate Star Wars Draft champion (Trial, 1st)
* Starfighter Draft champion (14th)
* Muggles Draft champion (1st, with Bexo/Wang)
* College Football Draft champion (1st)
* Yes I just listed all of these wtf did you think was my entire point of making this wiki?

**LloydChristmas** aka **Lloyd** is the General Manager of A Shaq of Their Own in the Baseball Draft. He is obsessed with Cleveland Cavalier legend Shaquille O'Neal, which everyone is probably sick of by now.

He's also known as **KenKenobi**, his original JC username he continues to use in Star Wars Drafts, and **Rex Sundale**, the pseudonym he used when signing up for an account in order to bypass the boards' age restrictions. Yes, this means you may have had an idiot 12 year old judging your Starfighter Draft match. Oops.

He is also, in case you didn't already know, **JimFoxJedi**, a sock he attempted to use when Strilo was being a real dick about who could sign up for the Jedi Draft. Despite assertions made by that account, he does occasionally drink beer.

## Baseball Draft

Lloyd founded the team in 2019 after a run of drafts using multiple versions of Shaq-- including an entire starting lineup of them in the 5th Basketball Draft.

Though Shaq never played professional baseball and was never actually a draftable player, Lloyd nevertheless maintains that all of his players (with few exceptions) are actually clones of Shaq cosplaying as historical baseball players. And is that SO ridiculous? I mean you're taking the time to read this fucking wiki have some self-awareness.

In that Second Draft, his Shaqlot finished tied for 4th with AmazingB's Amazings. Recognizing his opponent's love of baseball, he like super graciously offered to forfeit the match, and then functionally did so by starting an old-ass Bartolo Colon and putting Jose Canseco at catcher.

In 2020, the Shaqlot became A Shaq of Their Own. They would go on to defeat tom's stone temple seattle pilots 4-2 in the World Series to win the Third Draft.

In 2021, A Shaq of Their Own would repeat as champions in the Fourth Draft, defeating Wang Chi's San Francisco Six Demon Bags-- including the Ohio-born Ven Griffey Jr.-- in a tight 7-game World Series.

## See also

* List of Shaq stans
* List of people Inty has never gotten a Lyft for
* List of holy shit did this guy really make an entire fake Wikipedia for this game how much of a life do you not have dude

## External links

* The stuff of Lloyd's dreams (*non-Aaron-Rodgers Division*)
JC Fictional Drafts

Inspired by the Star Wars Drafts, other drafts based on non-Star Wars works of fiction began popping up in the JC. These in turn helped inspire the Sports Drafts, including the Baseball Draft.

They include (but may not be limited to):

* **The Comic Book Character Draft**
* **The Movie & TV Character Draft**
* **The Video Game Character Draft**
* **The Animated Character Draft**
* **The Wrestling Draft**
* **The Pokemon Draft**
* **The Mythology Draft**
* **The Anti-Draft**
* **The Average Joe Draft**
A Shaq of Their Own

## Name

* The Shaqlot (2019)
* **A Shaq of Their Own (2020-present)**

## Ballpark

* Petco Park (2019-2020)
* **Shaq Shoe [converted Ohio Stadium] (present)**

## Manager

* Shaq dressed as Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez (2019)
* Shaq dressed as Barnes dressed as Jimmy Dugan (2020-2022)
* **Shaq dressed as Bryce dressed as Dottie Hinson (present)**

## Accomplishments

* World Series titles (2) 🏆: 2020 | 2021
* Pennants (2): 2020 | 2021

**A Shaq of Their Own** is a Baseball Draft team managed by Lloyd and based in Columbus, OH. Founded as **The Shaqlot**, they were an expansion team in 2019 for the Second Draft.

In 2020, they rebranded from a theme around Pretty Much the Best Baseball Movie to a theme around Dark Horse for Best Baseball Movie, becoming A Shaq of Their Own.

They won the Third Draft, defeating tom's stone temple seattle pilots 4-2 in the World Series.

They repeated as champions in the Fourth Draft, defeating Wang Chi's San Francisco Six Demon Bags in a 7-game World Series.

They are coached by, and have nearly every position played by, Dr. Shaquille O'Neal.

## Franchise history

### **Second Draft**

**Playoffs:**

~~Forfeited~~ "Lost" 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. Amazings

### **Third Draft 🏆**

**Playoffs:**

**Won** League Championship Series 4-2 vs. Performance Enhancers

**Won World Series 4-2 vs. stone temple seattle pilots**

### **Fourth Draft 🏆**

**Playoffs:**

**Won** League Championship Series 4-2 vs. Performance Enhancers

**Won World Series 4-3 vs. San Francisco Six Demon Bags**

## Player awards and accolades

**World Series MVPs**

* "Wee" Willie Keeler (2020)
* Ross Barnes (2021)

**Most Valuable Players**

* Ted Williams (2021)

**Cy Young Awards**

* Addie Joss (2020)

**Gold Gloves**

* OF Shoeless Joe Jackson (2019, 2020)
* 1B Babe Ruth [Red Sox version] (2019)
* 1B George Sisler (2020)
* 2B Ross Barnes (2021)

**Silver Sluggers**

* SS Arky "Ark Tank" Vaughn (2020, 2021)
* C Deacon White (2021)
* LF Ted Williams (2021)

**Slick Spikes**

* 3B John "Suck It Narcs" McGraw (2021)

**All-Star Game MVPs**

* Addie Joss (2020)

**Home Run Derby Champions**

* Babe Ruth [Red Sox version] (2019)
DAVID-19

**DAVID-19**, aka the **davidvirus**, is a contagious disease caused by severe acute gif use that is fucking terrible (SAGU-TiFT), originating with dp4m. The first known case was identified on a trip from Phoenix to New York City on Aproids 18th, 2020 during the Third Baseball Draft. The disease then spread board-wide, leading to a pandemic requiring a quarantine of the entire Baseball Draft League until Maeby 28th.

Symptoms of DAVID-19 vary, but often include terrible gif-posting, questionable "jokes," thinking Shane Spencer is leading the league in homers/basically not trash, and loss of taste (in good things, like Bernie).

## Discovery

During their travel day from Phoenix in a series against the Sudden Valley Cornballers, Lin-Manuel Miranda-- the manager for the USA Network All-Stars (aka ASSES)-- announced he had been exposed to DAVID-19 and was undergoing a self-quarantine for 14 days. During this quarantine, ASSES superfan Idina Menzel (specifically while playing Maureen from Rent) took over managerial duties.

## Spread

Unfortunately the disease quickly spread across the league, requiring every team to quarantine before their next series of games in Miami, FL at Marlins Park-- ironically the home of the Every City Bandwagoners, arch-rival of the ASSES.

## Containment

By Maeby 4th, successful partial containment of the disease meant the league was no longer under a full restriction to play all games at Marlins Park. However, to minimize travel, all teams were still required to quarantine within the state of Florida. Thus, in addition to Marlins Park, teams could choose to play their home games at Land Shark Stadium (also in Miami), or Tropicana Field (in Tampa).

By Maeby 28th, quarantine measures had mitigated risk of the disease to the point that all restrictions were lifted. Teams could choose to return to their original home stadiums if they felt comfortable enough, and the rest of the season played out normally.

Scientists do not expect the disease to affect the Fourth Draft, though there remains no vaccine for DAVID-19 outside of just logging off.
Jeff "Bag-and-a-Half" Bagwell

**Jeff "Bag-and-a-Half" Bagwell**, aka just **Jeff Bag-and-a-Half**, is a first basemen in the Baseball Draft. His Draft name comes from a night when my brother and I stayed up late simming Franchise Mode on *All-Star Baseball 2005* and referred to him as "Jeff Bag and a Half" in our sleep-deprived state and couldn't stop laughing.

And that's the tea.
Emily

**Emily Rose Myers** (born March 20, 1991), professionally known as **Emily** or **Emily Rose**, is a Brazilian-American singer, model, actress, fashion designer and songwritter known for her work as a member of Brazilian girl group Girls' Generation. As an actress, Emily starred in several Brazilian TV series, her first work being the SBS series 'Dream High' in 2012. In early 2014, she established a fashion brand, *Eclare*. In 2015, she officially debuted solo with the debut with the self-titled extended play "Emily Rose" which sold over 400,000 copies, becoming one of the best-selling albums in Brazil that year by a female artist.

## Early life

Emily Rose was born in Chicago, United States. Her family consists of her parents and an younger brother. While on vacation in Brazil in 2002, Emily and her brother, Ethan, were spotted in a shopping mall by a member of SM Entertainment and were invited to join the company. Her brother Ethan denied it, but Emily later joined the company in May 2003. She spent seven years as a trainee before debuting as part of the Brazilian girl group Girls' Generation. Emily attended an international school during her teenage days.
Amazings

## Manager

* Disguised Bobby Valentine (2018)
* Mr. Met (2020)
* **Davey Johnson & his mustache (2019; present)**

## Accomplishments

* Won first-ever Baseball Draft playoff game
* Most Play-In Tiebreaker games played (3)

The **Amazings** are a Baseball Draft team managed by their namesake AmazingB and based in Queens, NY. They were a charter member of the Draft in 2018.

As one of the first Baseball Draft teams ever, the Amazings have the distinction of winning the first ever Draft playoff game-- 1-0 in a Play-In Tiebreaker vs. the Every City Bandwagoners. Duh the first loss would belong to heels.

They are coached by Davey Johnson in his 2nd stint with the team, not to be mistaken for lead of the Monkees or a cephalopod pirate monster.

## Franchise history

### **First Draft**

**Playoffs:**

**Won** 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. Every City Bandwagoners

Lost 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. New York Highlanders

### **Second Draft**

**Playoffs:**

**Won** 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. Shaqlot (it was definitely not forfeited in any way)

Lost Divisional Round 4-0 vs. Performance Enhancers

## Player awards and accolades

**Most Valuable Players**

* Mel Ott (2019)

**Golden Gloves**

* C Ivan Rodriguez (2019)
* SS Cal Ripken Jr. (2020)

**Silver Sluggers**

* OF Mel Ott (2019)
Intybucks

The **Integral dollar** (symbol: ₺) also known colloquially as the **Intybuck**, is the official currency of the JC Arena forum's Sports Drafts.

It is issued by Commissioner DarthIntegral and allocated to draft teams for use in a variety of ways, such as signing free agents, scouting prospective players, or paying a fine in straight cash homie.

Intybucks are not accepted as a form of payment for team coaches, pursuit to the ban on compensating non-player executives that makes Sports Drafts the opposite of the NCAA.
Point Given

## General Manager

### Known For:

Winning Drafts, Trash Star Wars video game opinions, Falling on his knees watching the end of Giants games

## Career Highlights

* 2x World Series champion 🏆 (2018, 2019)
* 2x Pennant winner (2018, 2019)
* Basketball Draft champion (5th)
* 2x Jedi Draft champion (22nd - 2014, 25th - 2018)
* Son of a bitch was my only blemish in that one fantasy football year too

**Point Given** aka **Pointy G** aka **Pointy** is the General Manager of the Performance Enhancers, winners of the first two seasons of the Baseball Draft. Of course all of his players are juiced, but when the hell has baseball really cared about that.

He's also won several other Star Wars Drafts and Sports Drafts-- including 5 in just the last few years, goddamn save some pussy for the rest of us.

## Baseball Draft

Pointy founded the team in the Draft's inaugural year, deciding to form a team with guys who "accidentally" found themselves "injected" with testosterone levels only seen in "literally bull sharks." It would, like in real life, pretty much super pay off.

In the First-ever Draft, he won the first-ever World Series by defeating tom's stone temple seatttle pilots in 7 games off a walk-off from Alex Rodriguez.

In 2019, he again won the World Series, this time against dp4m's ASSES, again off a walk-off from A-Rod. Seriously. I'm being serious go click the thread and look it up.

In 2020, he mercifully bowed out of the playoffs against eventual champs A Shaq of Their Own, probably b/c A-Rod fucked up let's go with that.

## Prior OOTP experience

Even before the creation of the Baseball Draft-- and its switch to Out of the Park Baseball in 2021-- Pointy had experience managing an OOTP simulated baseball franchise.

They were called the New York Knights and they won like 5 titles or something, I don't know I'm tired of gassing this guy up. At least he's a Mets fan.

## Conspiracy theories

Pointy, an otherwise rational human being with interesting takes on sports and life, was revealed at some point into his JC career to be a KotOR-twoer-- that is, someone who believes the sequel to the first Knights of the Old Republic game to be better than the original.

Despite this he's somehow not been ostracized by literally everyone and is even occasionally invited into other people's homes.

## See also

* List of KotOR-twoers
* List of sad-ass Mets fans
* List of people with like pretty damn nice seats at Citi Field sometimes I should probably not have made fun of him here
Interstate 75 Orange Barrels

The Team That's Always Under Construction!

## Name

* Interstate 75 Orange Barrels (2022–present)

## Accomplishments

They exist

The **Interstate 75 Orange Barrels** are a Baseball Draft team managed by jcgoble3 and based in Dayton, OH. They were an expansion team for the Fifth Draft.

The Orange Barrels are unique among Baseball Draft teams in that they are operated by the Dayton Amazing Baseball Society (DABS), a 501(c)(3) charitable organization that works to reduce racial and other tensions in modern society by uniting people from all walks of life behind the universal language of baseball. All tickets for every game (approximately 8,000) are free; most are distributed via a lottery system and the remainder are retained by DABS to ~~schmooze donors~~ invite selected folks to a game.

## Franchise history

The Orange Barrels are a new team in the Fifth Draft.

## Current roster

### Coaching staff

* Manager: Lou Piniella (1990)
* Hitting coach: (vacant)
* Pitching coach: (vacant)
* 1st base coach: (vacant)
* 3rd base coach: (vacant)

### Position players

*Format: Pos.: Name (Year) (how acquired)*

* C: Shaq as Deacon White (1877) (trade from A Shaq of Their Own)
* C: Javy López (2003) (22nd round pick)
* C: Biz Mackey (1923) (1st round segregation pick)
* 1B: Harry Heilmann (1923) (4th round pick)
* 1B: Jim Thome (2002) (19th round pick)
* 1B: Buck Leonard (1939) (1st round segregation pick)
* 2B: Rogers Hornsby (1922) (1st round pick)
* 2B: George "Tubby" Scales (1929) (3rd round segregation pick)
* 3B: Brooks Robinson (1964) (8th round pick)
* 3B: Judy Johnson (1925) (2nd round segregation pick)
* SS: Rico Petrocelli (1969) (10th round pick)
* SS: John Beckwith (1925) (4th round segregation pick)
* 3B/SS: Hanley Ramirez (2009) (22nd round pick)
* LF: Manny Ramirez (2000) (5th round pick)
* LF: Kevin Mitchell (1994) (23rd round pick)
* LF: Goose Goslin (1928) (28th round pick)
* CF: Kirby Puckett (1988) (6th round pick)
* CF: Matt Kemp (2011) (29th round pick)
* CF: Reggie Smith (1977) (lumped pick)
* RF: Tony Gwynn Sr. (1994) (3rd round supplemental pick)
* RF: Gavvy Cravath (1919) (21st round pick)
* RF: Aaron Judge (2017) (lumped pick)

### Starting pitchers (in no particular order)

* Roger Clemens (1997) (1st round supplemental pick)
* Tim Keefe (1883) (2nd round pick)
* Madison Bumgarner (2016) (9th round pick)
* Amos Rusie (1894) (11th round pick)
* CC Sabathia (2009) (12th round pick)
* Cliff Lee (2010) (13th round pick)
* Cherokee Fisher (1872) (14th round pick)
* Tony Mullane (1883) (26th round pick)
* Al Spalding (1872) (27th round pick)

### Bullpen

* Short Relief/Setup: Gabe White (2000) (15th round pick)
* Closer: Rob Dibble (1990) (7th round pick)
* Reliever: Tom Gordon (2004) (16th round pick)
* Reliever: Yusmeiro Petit (2019) (17th round pick)
* Reliever: Keith Foulke (1999) (18th round pick)
* Reliever: Jeff Zimmerman (1999) (25th round pick)
* Reliever: Dellin Betances (2014) (27th round pick)
* Reliever: Doug Jones (1997) (lumped pick)
Baseball Draft All-Star Home Run Derby

The **Baseball Draft All-Star Home Run Derby** is an annual home run hitting competition in the Baseball Draft customarily held during the break for the All-Star Game.

It began in the Second Draft and has typically featured two teams of sluggers facing each other in a series of games against "scrub" pitchers like, I don't know just as an example like, maybe, Jose Mesa or something.

In the Third Draft, the field was expanded to include a "Qualification Round" with the Top 8 qualifying for the Final (and the order they finish becoming the batting order, giving more at-bats to those with more homers in the qualifier). In case of a tie, the tiebreaker was "Did they play for Cleveland?"

The first two were each won by Babe Ruth, albeit different versions of him (and technically the first time was Shaq cosplaying as him). The third was also won by a costumed player, this time Mickey Mantle disguised as Every City Bandwagoner Nolan Arenado.

The fourth was won by Babe Ruth for the 3rd time, Aaron Judge eat your fuckin' heart out.

## First Derby (Second Draft)

**WINNER: Shaq cosplaying as 1919 Babe Ruth (Red Sox version) - 15**

Barry Bonds - 14

1921 Babe Ruth (Yankees) - 13

Chris Hoiles - 12

Mickey Mantle - 12

Ted Williams - 10

Jeff "Bag-and-a-Half" Bagwell - 8

Carl Yastrzemski - 8

Candy Maldonado - 1

Alvaro Espinoza - 1

## Second Derby (Third Draft)

### Final

**WINNER: Babe Ruth (Yankees version) - 10**

Jim Thome - 9

Barry Bonds - 8

Jimmie Foxx - 6

Lou Gehrig - 5

Al Rosen - 4

Jocko Milligan - 3

Mike Piazza - 3

Carlos Baerga - 1

### Qualification Round

**1) Babe Ruth - 27**

**2) Jimmie Foxx - 24.**

**3) Jim Thome - 19**

**4) Lou Gehrig - 19**

**5) Jocko Milligan - 17**

**6) Barry Bonds - 16**

**7) Mike Piazza - 14**

**8) Al Rosen - 12**

**- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -**

Hank Aaron - 10

Cal Ripken, Jr - 10

Carl Yastrzemski - 9

George Sisler - 9

Ken Griffey, Jr - 8

Chris Hoiles - 8

Arky Vaughan - 7

Alex Rodriguez - 6

Candy Maldonado - 3

Joe Charboneau - 3

## Third Derby (Fourth Draft)

### Final

**WINNER: Mickey Mantle disguised as Nolan Arenado - 12**

Runner-Up: Dusty Baker - 11

### Semi-Finals

Dusty Baker d. Babe Ruth (Yankees version) 10-8

Mickey Mantle as Nolan Arenado d. Mike Schmidt 5-4

### Opening Round

Dusty Baker d. (Shaq as) Ted Williams 1-0

Babe Ruth (Yankees version) d. (Shaq as) George Sisler 3-2

Mike Schmidt d. Larry Walker 3-2

Mickey Mantle as Nolan Arenado d. Chuck Klein 8-7
Baseball Draft Wiki

**Welcome to the Baseball Draft Wiki!**
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## Trending articles

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AmazingB

## General Manager

### Known For:

Hating Chris Hoiles, Never liking posts, Signing off with "Amazing" to occasionally make it sound like he's sarcastically saying "Amazing [eye roll]"

## Career Highlights

* 1× Pennant winner (2022)
* Making Jose Canseco give up like 24 passed balls that one time
* Matching the 1899 Cleveland Spiders through 30 games
* Being Amazing

**AmazingB** aka **Amazing** or **B** is the General Manager of the Amazings the Baseball Draft. He might be the biggest baseball fan on the boards, which makes it even sadder that he roots for the Mets.

Amazing.

## Baseball Draft

In 2018, B was the 8th and final charter member of the league. He was enticed by "the idea of someone making a pick and signing off 'amazing' every single time."

In that First Draft, he qualified for a 1-game playoff (to get to a 1-game playoff), which he won against the Every City Bandwagoners-- whose GM (heels1785) is ironically the Mets of draft games. The Amazings would fall in the next 1-game playoff to the New York Highlanders.

In the Second Draft, he again qualified for a 1-game playoff, this time against the Shaqlot. Their GM Lloyd would graciously throw the game by pitching 1000-year-old Bartolo Colon and putting Jose Canseco at catcher, though Amazing has yet to ever thank him if you're wondering why that's his wiki photo.

The Amazings would then be swept in the next round by fellow Mets fan and eventual champion Point Given and his Performance Enhancers.

In the Third Draft, his team was bad. We'll just skip that part for him, you're welcome *again* B.

Amazing.

## Board history

Amazing has not made a post outside of the Baseball Draft or the Arena's MLB Discussion Thread in like 2 years or something. His profile says he used to be a manager, but it's possible he's just disguised as one like Bobby Valentine.

In early 2020, he claimed that MLB would still have a season and that the COVID-19 virus would be gone soon. It was a statement initially good enough to inspire optimism for that summer, and then horrifically bad enough to be forever mocked-- just like the Mets!

Amazing.

## See also

* List of people who could probably calculate wRC+ in their sleep
* List of sad-ass Mets fans
* Amazing.

## External links

* COVID's response to saying it'd be gone in 2020
Reseda Free Fallers

## Name

* L.A. Palms (2018-2019)
* **Reseda Free Fallers (2020-present)**

## Ballpark

* Dodger Stadium (2018-2020)
* **Reseda Park (present)**

## Manager

* Tommy Lasorda (2018)
* Marlins Man (2019)
* Maurice TT Rodriguez (2020)
* **Fernando Valenzuela (present)**

## Accomplishments

* They have Ken fucking Griffey Jr!

The **Reseda Free Fallers** are a Baseball Draft team managed by Tunes and based in (surprise) Reseda, CA. They were the 3rd charter member of the league in 2018.

Originally founded as the **L.A. Palms**, the Free Fallers followed a freeway through someone's front yard for a rebrand in 2019. In 2021 they completed the move, modifying Dodger Stadium and moving the entire damn thing down Ventura Blvd to Reseda.

They are one of two teams to be player-coached, by Fernando Valenzuela.

## Player awards and accolades

**Golden Gloves**

* OF Ken Griffey Jr. (2019)
* P Bob Feller (2020)

**Silver Sluggers**

* P Mike Scott (2020)
Every City Bandwagoners

## Name

* **Every City Bandwagoners (2018-2021)**

## Ballpark

* Marlins Park (2018-2020)
* Abramovich Field (2020-21)
* crypto.com Arena (2022)
* **Taichung Intercontinental Baseball Stadium (2023)**

## Manager

* **Judge Judy (2018-2021, 2022-present)**
* Kay Adams dressed as Judge Judy (2021)
* Garth Brooks (2021, served as interim manager during Judy's assault investigation in the Dominican Republic)

## Accomplishments

* Probably the worst luck of any team or drafter ever

The **Every City Bandwagoners** are a Baseball Draft team managed by heels and based in Los Angeles, CA. They were one of the first two charter members of the league in 2018.

They made the playoffs in each of their first three seasons, all ending tragically because, of course, it's heels. In the fourth season, an ill-advised trade was made for Red Sox filth Pedro Martinez, and no playoff appearance was achieved.

Originally based in Miami, FL from 2018-2020, the Bandwagoners and their stadium were essential in helping quarantine the league during the DAVID-19 pandemic.

Despite numerous lawsuits, a lengthy incarceration period during season 3, and a termination, they continue to be coached by Judge Judith Susan Sheindlin.

## Franchise history

### **First Draft**

**Playoffs:**

Lost 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. Amazings

### **Second Draft**

**Playoffs:**

Lost Divisional Round 4-3 vs. USA Network All-Stars (ASSES)

### **Third Draft**

**Playoffs:**

Lost 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. Performance Enhancers

## Player awards and accolades

**Golden Gloves**

* 2B Joe Morgan (2019)
* SS Cal Ripken Jr. (2019)
* OF Stan Musial (2020)

**Silver Sluggers**

* 1B Lou Gehrig\* (2019 - \*split season w/ stone temple seattle pilots)

**Rolaids Reliever of the Year**

* P Francisco Cordero (2019)

**All-Star Game MVPs**

* Lou Gehrig (2019)

**Home Run Derby Champions**

* Mickey Mantle disguised as Nolan Arenado (2021)

**Manager of the Year**

* Judge Judy (2019)
Seorak Steel Tiger Cranes

## Name

* Atlanta Rohirrim (2019)
* **Seorak Steel Tiger Cranes (2022)**

## Ballpark

* SunTrust Park (2019)
* **Truist Park [at magically teleported Mt. Seorak] (2022)**

## Manager

* Brian Snitker (2019)
* **Casey Stengel (present)**

## Accomplishments

* We'll just leave this blank

The **Seorak Steel Tiger Cranes**, formerly known as the **Atlanta Rohirrim**, are a Baseball Draft team managed by Arlon. Originally an expansion team in 2019, they withdrew from the league until returning with a rebrand for the Fifth Draft.

Based at the summit of Mount Seorak, which has been magically teleported to Atlanta, GA (on the Cobb County side, whatever that means), their gameday experience is a mix of American and Korean cultures-- from Pepsi & Yankee Candles to K-Pop & dalgonas. No one has been murdered over a dalgona yet, that we know of.

Their mascots are unsurprisingly a tiger (Sim) and crane (Nim), and their cheerleaders are a bunch of anime shit that we hope doesn't get creepy please don't get creepy.

As the Rohirrim, they hold the dubious honor of having the worst record of all time at 20-112-- though after relentlessly comparing them to the real-world Cleveland Spiders, AmazingB would make a run at the record the very next year.

They are currently coached by Casey Stengel.
Cockblauch

A **Cockblauch** is the nickname for a 6-4-3 (or really any combination of 6 & 4) double play turned between SS Jack Glasscock and 2B Chuck Knoblauch. It originated when they became teammates of the San Francisco Six Demon Bags in the Fourth Baseball Draft.

The first Cockblauch was recorded on July 8th (Baseball Draft time), 2021 against the Planescape Tormentors.
IntyCenter

**IntyCenter** is a video series on ESP-Inty, created by Inty to recap the week that was in fodeuss. It is incredibly helpful for those who can't read a calendar (it treats six days like a week) or a stopwatch (it has no idea what three minutes actually look like), and those who love sports puns that feel like they are from the dollar store version of Kenny Mayne.

So far, IntyCenter is notable for having zero instances of narcing.

It is unclear whether or not IntyCenter is directly related to the Inty-Grated Press.

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Newport Beach Motherboys

Redirect to:

* Mandalore Baby Yodas

## Name

* Del Boca Vistas (2020)
* Incheon Hash Slingers of New York (2020)
* **Newport Beach Motherboys (2019; present)**

## Ballpark

* Cleveland Municipal Stadium (2019)
* Shea Stadium (2020)
* **The Colony (present)**

## Manager

* Lou Brown (2019)
* **Izzy Mandelbaum (2020-present)**

## Accomplishments

* Motherboy was also a heavy-metal band that used to rock pretty hard in the '70s. We are legally obligated to make the distinction.

The **Mandalore Baby Yodas** are a Baseball Draft team managed by asw and based in Tecate, Baja California in Mexico. They were the first-ever expansion team to join the Draft, in 2019, then called the **Newport Beach Motherboys**.

In 2020, they changed their name briefly to the **Del Boca Vistas** before settling on the **Incheon Hash Slingers of New York**, a reference I don't quite get probably b/c Seinfeld came on around dinnertime and I remember fewer episodes.

In 2021, they returned to being called the Motherboys, though they retained their manager-- and the tradition of California sports teams being named for places they are nowhere near, settling far from Newport Beach at The Colony on the U.S. border.

## Player awards and accolades

**Golden Gloves**

* P Silver King\* (2019 - \*split season w/ USA Network All-Stars and stone temple seattle pilots)
* OF Kenny Lofton (2020)

**Silver Sluggers**

* P Silver King\* (2019 - \*split season w/ USA Network All-Stars and stone temple seattle pilots)
* OF Kenny Lofton (2020)

**All-Star Game MVPs**

* Chuck Klein (2021)
Disco's Father

**Disco's Father**, also known as **Afro's Father** (アフロの父, *Afuro no Chichi*) is the supporting characters in SNK's *The King of Fighters* video game series.

He was killed by Geese Howard and Mr. Big, who shot his car with a tank.

## Story

He married her and had children Disco, and work something also Howard Connection. One year later, He and his wife and son with riding his car at the Southtown. Disco see his parents watch out Geese and Mr. Big ride his Tank, however, Geese and Mr. Big's Tank shooting Car. Disco is injured and his parents dead that always on report communication. Three years later, Disco promises his master Afro, and visiting his parents grave.