Plantysan

**plantysan** is a comedic remix artist, operating primarily off of Youtube, though there is also an official Twitter, and a Bandcamp. Their about page on Youtube describes the channel as "bringing you stanky remixes from the 10's, 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, 00's and today. all the time every time. plantysan". Their first video, titled "Dion - The Wanderer (Plantysan Remix)", was posted on April 26th, 2018 and currently stands at 617 views (as of May 2020).

## Channel history

The official plantysan youtube was originally started on April 25th, 2018. Since the channel's start, the icon for the channel has been a close image of the character Billy Bob Brockali from the Rock-a-Fire Explosion. There is no header image, and the profile is very minimal, with the home page only having an uploads tab and nothing else. The first video posted was "Dion - The Wanderer (Plantysan Remix)", a heavily edited version of the 1950's song "The Wanderer".

On April 2nd, plantysan's twitter was started. The icon is a heavily edited, close image of the character Bubbles from the mockumentary series Trailer Park Boys, as portrayed by Mike Smith. The image is tinted bright red, with excessive JPEG artifacting, and emoji teardrops added under his eyes. The header image is a white background with the words "TIP: I am so fucking mad", and an image of the children's show Arthur character David Read's head over a blue circle. The description of the twitter reads:

> “when i was 12 i inherited a rat farm. the farm was too large, and i couldn’t find the rats.” -freddie mercury
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## Biography

Very little detail is actually known about plantysan or their life. While they post frequently on social media, often about their friend Clambocious Skeet, they have shared very little information about themself. Their gender and appearance are currently unknown, as well as their species, though it can be reasonably assumed as human. The plantysan twitter states their location as Clart Staleonship, Tamel, which is not a location is known to currently exist.

They often post out-of-context factoids and advice, which may be taken to be directly connected to an event in their life, but may easily be simply what is currently on their mind. An example of this is their tweet on April 2nd, 2020, which simply reads "don't prolapse. #advice". This could be implying that plantysan has suffered a prolapse of some kind, or it could be something they genuinely consider to be good general advice.

On April 2nd, 2020, plantysan posted "always use a vpn on the internet. a friend of mine got the clap from youtube two months back and boy it was rough". This is believed to be the first reference to Clambocious Skeet, though he is not mentioned by name, due to plantysan's frequent references to Clambocious' infection with chlamydia, which they often refer to in some form as "the clap". Clambocious is the only named friend, relation, or acquaintance in plantysan's life, aside from a brief reference to a woman named Kristen rejecting his sauerkraut coleslaw.

On April 7th, 2020, plantysan tweeted "seal bit me". Whether this is in reference to the animal species seal or the musical artist known as Seal is unknown.

On May 4th, 2020, plantysan posted to twitter "i have mad cow disease". They have not referenced this since, despite bovine spongiform encephalophathy being a terminal disease. It is also worth noting that humans cannot be infected with BSE; consumption of BSE infected tissues results in Variant Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease*.* It is unknown if plantysan meant vCJD and mistook it for the same disease as BSE due to their similar symptoms and relation, or if plantysan is a species that is capable of being infected with BSE and not vCJD, and possibly even capable of surviving the disease.

In the video "2002 plantysan tv ad" released on May 16th, 2020, plantysan's full address was revealed as "21 4th Stern, Clart Staleonship, Tamel", in the ending card showing purchase information. This card also mentions a person named Greg in the same text:

> "Extra information goes down here • Greg will fill this out later"
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It can be assumed that Greg may be an employee or assistant to plantysan, but their role is unknown at this time.