recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Baglaff Rasputin the Red

Baglaff Rasputin is a Kazakh ginger. He is the son of wolverine poacher Gak Rasputin. He was born in 1991 at the height of his father's fame. He learned to speak from his mother, Marthasvineyard Stanislav, since Gak speaks no language. After losing his army of Yeth hounds, Gak became very sad and distant, leaving Baglaff as the effective executive of the wolverine business. However, by 2010, Baglaff felt morally against the poaching of wolverines. He made a failed appeal to Gar to take the fertility of all male wolverines so he wouldn't have to kill them anymore, but Gar refused.

Baglaff soon became an activist for animal rights, forming an unofficial Kazakhstan branch of PETA called "Rodent Amigos."
Iced Mondatta

Iced Mondatta is the leader of Bean Boarders . He was born in 1955 to Benjamin and KiWi Green Mondatta in Georgetown, Gambia. Not soon after his birth, his mother divorced his father because of his lack of fertility which he had lost in the Haunt of Baku a few months earlier. Benjamin was left with a nameless son and no fertility so he set out to create a new life of growing and brewing the great Gambian coffee. Months later, Benjamin had made several breakthrough in his coffee but still neglected naming his son, but one fateful day, baby Mondatta wandered too far from his father and fell into a bin of ice. When his father rescued him from the ice used for making cappuccinos, he had a mental breakthrough and named his son after the drink that had brought him great fortune. This was of course, Iced Cappuccino.
Nero Kombo

Nero Risotto Kombo, born in 1880 in Florence Italy to a wealthy family was a businessman and entrepreneur. He was the father of Luca Kombo, the founder KOMBO convenience stores that are spread around West Africa but mostly concentrated in the Gambia.

## Gambian Holiday

In 1937, when Luca was 18, the Kombo family was on a family vacation where Luca was inspired by the Gambian culture to make a store dedicated to selling coffee. Nero gave his son a small loan of 200 Dalasi to start the business. On the same day, Nero married his girlfriend of 20 years and mother of Luca, Ghiaccio.
Hel

Hel is the FUR-E who oversees the Mail Room at Yggdrasil. He possesses the ability Eastbound Expressway which allows him to travel freely along the Imaginary Plane positively along the x-axis. The balance breaker of his ability, You're a Beat would allow him to move everything on the Imaginary Plane eastward as far as he desired.

Because it is easy for him to get to +17i from -17i, he was given the menial task of managing Yggdrasil's mail room acting as its head mail carrier.

## Eastbound Expressway

### Destructive Power

10 (If he happens to pass through another being while traveling, they will be super killed)
Manga Chapter 034

**"Chapter 34: Pact (1)"** is the 34th chapter of the "Genjitsu Shugi Yuusha no Oukoku Saikenki" Manga adaptation. It was first released on February 19, 2021 through "Point Payment" mode, with limited-time Free Preview available from March 19, 2021 on "Overlap:Comic Gardo" Online Publication.

## Summary

The group heads to another office to talk as Liscia and Jeanne reminisce. Jeanne notices the bed in the office and relates that her sister can't separate work from play at times. The meeting began and everyone was taking notes. They then talk about the demons and eventually talk about discrimination between beast-kin and demon-kin. They decide to keep this discrimination discussion to the meeting at hand. Eventually they decide to talk about the ownership of Van.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

Characters in italics debuted here.

* Kazuya Souma
* Hakuya Kwonmin
* Liscia Elfrieden
* Aisha Udgard
* Jeanne Euphoria

T**Series**
**Web Novel**
**Light Novel**v01 • v02 • v03 • v04 • v05 • v06 • v07 • v08 • v09 • v10 • v11 • v12 • v13 • v14 • v15 • v16 • v17 • v18
Illustrations
**Manga**List of Chapters • Original Short Story
**Anime****Season 1**: Ep01 • Ep02 • Ep03 • Ep04 • Ep05 • Ep06 • Ep07 • Ep08 • Ep09 • Ep10 • Ep11 • Ep12 • Ep13
**Season 2**: Ep14 • Ep15 • Ep16 • Ep17 • Ep18 • Ep19 • Ep20 • Ep21 • Ep22 • Ep23 • Ep24 • Ep25 • Ep26
Blu-ray BOX • Blu-ray BOX II
Irradiated Bastards

selfie in the Alamogordo Walmart bathroom, 2013

The Irradiated Bastards are a protected class of individuals who did not evacuate the Trinity Site during the first nuclear detonation near White Sands, New Mexico. The government declared that they never existed. Meanwhile, they were granted permission to freely roam the land between the Continental Divide and Alamogordo, New Mexico. They are forbidden to leave, and are he reason why the White Sands Regional Park has closing hours.

Something is off about them, and those who survived the initial blasts cannot seem to die. Those who did die in the initial blasts became some variety of ghost.

The leader of their family is a man named Pepe Silvia, known as Pepito.

That being said, the government avidly claims that "There is no Pepe Silvia!"
(-8.345731467w + H)

## Hesturn Anomaly

The Hesturn Anomaly is an area of destroyed space on the Imaginary Plane located at (-8.345731467w + H) with H representing a time of null and to shame its creators. Most beings that travel or who get sent here are given Super Death. The creation of this anomaly was a result of a failed experiment of the Hesturn Occult Research Labs to create a portal between their facility in France and the weak space-time around the town of Burong in the Gambia through a fundamental error of trying to use a single point on the Imaginary Plane to link two other points.
Rada K. Romanov

Rada in 2015

Rada Kepelkeker Romanov was the matriarch of the Kepelkeker clan during her lifetime. She was exactly as old as the Soviet Union, being born on October 31st, 1917. She lived in Omsk for most of her life, after a short tenure in Azerbaijan that would lead to most of her destiny. She was the mother of Anna Romanov, Gak Rasputin, and Margarita Kepelkeker; and she was the grandmother of Kelley Ann Gurevich, Yosef ROmanov, Aleksey Pivovarov, and Baglaff Rasputin the Red; she was the great-grandmother of Dmitriy Gurevich and Bean Pivovarov.

## Early Life

Rada Keperkekel was born to two poor Tatar siberian coffee merchants, Genghis Kepelkeker and Menas Chagatai Kepelkeker in 1917 while the newly formed Red Army was on the march to victory across Asia. Genghis Kepelkeker claimed to be a direct descendent of Genghis Khan and thus owned much of the coffee plantations in Kolosovka before they were nationalized. She had to deal with the loss of her father when he was convicted of non-communist beliefs in 1924, and his escape and disappearance affected her greatly. Her mother, Menas, allowed her to go to Omsk, the big city, where she graduated from SKOLA 2 . Her mother had been going out with other men, she remarried. In 1938 Rada met and promptly married Eyfim Romanov Romanov, a wealthy expat to Azerbaijan. They had their first child, a son named Nikolas Romanov in 1939, and soon after a complication related to the property ownership of the smell of coffee, Rada and Eyfim were separated from their young son, who would survive in the woods for four years, reemerge in Kazakhstan in 1948.

## The Bad Days (1944-1954)

In 1944, Rada and Eyfim escaped to Azerbaijan to begin a new life. From the port city of Baku, they began a small, state owned fishing business. In May of 1945, Eyfim abandoned Rada, never to be seen again, after hearing of the failure of the Axis Powers. Rada then lived in poverty and loneliness, engaging in many unholy activities until she was impregnated by a paranormal investigator known only as BOB. She escaped Baku in 1954 and made her way back to Omsk by the Caspian Sea and gave birth to Anna Romanov there.

## Later Years

Rada remained in Omsk for the rest of her life to watch the development of her children. She had a third child with a male prostitute in 1959, who would be named Margarita Kepelkeker. Her words of wisdom to her grandchildren became "Coffee Got Us Here."

Upon her retirement in the late 1980s, it was her decision as to who would get to own the Kepelkeker Farms after the collapse of the Soviet Union. She ended up choosing her granddaughter Kelley Ann Romanov. A huge outrage was caused when Kelley Ann turned the farm over to her new husband Karl marx Gurevich, who quickly sold the farms to Starbucks for the money. The wars that would follow would last over 25 years and take nearly 20,000 lives.

She made a facebook account in June 2018.

On August 28th, 2019, she died of mysterious causes after seeing BOB and Yosef one last time.
Bruno Tabby

Bruno at the Big Banjul Gazebo

Bruno Ceres Tabby is a Wolof Gambian man, who founded Jam The Gam after selling pirated U2 CDs in Serrekunda during the 1980s. He now manages Jam The Gam and controls the releases of his subsidiaries, beginning with La-Attitude. Now he manages Big Money Gambia, Lil Mill, GMC Rentalcar, etc.
Eva Braun 2

Experimental Combination of Eva Braun and g5 GAMBI

Eva Braun 2 is a genetic hybrid created by German scientists during Hitler's reign. Fascinated in ancient mythologies and the generally unknown history of the Gambian Coffee Mages and their supposed eternal life, Adolf Hitler sent a secret task force in to the British colony of the Gambia, where they stole the precious remains of the founder of the mages, g5 GAMBI. They then took a sample of Eva Braun's (Hitler's girlfriend's) DNA and used futuristic technology given to them by the Friendly Council to splice the DNA in an effort to create a new form of superior race. While Hitler and most of the German Nazis disliked non-Aryan races, the thought that the Coffee Haus Mages were the only confirmed humans to achieve immortality led to this project. It was to be the combination of the two most perfect beings in the world from Hitler's perspective: Eva Braun and g5 GAMBI. The product was exactly what was expected: Eva Braun 2 appeared to have superhuman abilities, and was kept secret for the entirety of World War 2.

After the end of World War 2, she ended up in Argentina with many other escaped Nazis, but it was not known whether or not Hitler had survived to Argentina as the conspiracy theories suggest.

She grew up raised by Argentinians, and she aged extremely slowly, giving her the nickname "Ambrosia Hitler" after the plant of immortality in Greek mythology. In 1969, she married Eugenio Suarez and had a daughter named Carla Ambrosia Suarez later that year and a son named Eugenio Ambrosia Suarez.
Lyngbakr

The Lyngbakr and his wife

Lyngbakr was an ex-guardian of Yggdrasil and professional dolphin slayer. He quit his training to join FUR-E, abandoning Odin and Yggdrasil to wander +17i and gain his own riches from fertility magic. He *died* fighting to protect Big Bobby Tweed and Dmitriy Gurevich from Nidhogg.

Lyngbakr possessed the ability Silly Splash which gave him the ability to manipulate the energy in seawater, allowing him to make it either really hot or cold.
Seedy Buba

Seedy Buba was a Gambian mercenary warlord. He married an unnamed woman who would simply call herself "Warlord Wife Buba" in 2005.

### Parents

Baba Buba (Father)Charlotte Buba (Mother)

### Known for

Gambian Coffee War

He was hired in 2007 by Russian businessman and "Coffee Dictator" Karl Marx Gurevich to take over Coffee Haus 10 and allow Starbucks to take over. This led to his famous rivalry with Mr. Sioux Red and his son Sioux Red Jr. during the Gambian Coffee War, a part of the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal. He was killed in the penultimate battle of the war by Sioux Red's cursed AR15.

He had 35 children:
Baldur

Baldur is the FUR-E responsible for overseeing COS-PLAY, one of the least desirable jobs to have in Yggdrasil. She gained this position when Odin had all members of FUR-E draw straws for their position in Yggdrasil. Baldur drew the shortest straw. To make up for this, she was gifted the ability The Sign which summons a light that makes anyone who sees it follower her will.

The balance breaker of The Sign, Happy Nation would make the light shine onto the entire Imaginary Plane, forcing her will upon every being.

## The Sign

### Trait

Summons a fixed point of light that makes anyone who sees follow the will of Baldur
Kepelkeker Farms

The Kepelkeker Farms is a collection of Siberian coffee plantations historically owned by the Kepelkeker family. It is currently owned by Starbucks and its CEO is Karl Marx Gurevich. The place consists of about 20 coffee fields and a plantation house where Rada K. Romanov permanently resides.

The Kepelkeker Farms was the epicenter of the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal.

## List of Owners

* descended from Sibir Khanate property
* Kepel Keker (1598-1749)
* Kuchum Kepelkeker (1749-1774)
* Taibuga Kepelkeker (1774-1801)
* Khanty Kepelkeker (1801-1830)
* Uzbeg Kepelkeker (1830-1849)
* Nogai Kepelkeker (1849-1880)
* Toktamysh Kepelkeker (1880-1889)
* Kyrgyz Kepelkeker (1889-1905)
* Genghis Kepelkeker (1905-1921)
* Omsk SSR (1921-1990)
	+ managed by Rada K. Romanov 1937-1939 and 1955-1990
	+ managed by Vladimir Korvinov 1939-1955
* Kelley Ann Gurevich (1990)
* Karl Marx Gurevich (1990-1999)
* Gak Rasputin (1999-2001)
* Karl Marx Gurevich (2001-2017)
	+ managed by Boris Voronkov (2017-2021)
* Anna Romanov (2021-2024)
Mail Room

The Mail Room of Yggdrasil is the lowest level of work found in Dark Manhattan where the only thing to do is sort incoming and outgoing mail. It is seen as below-entry-level as COS-PLAY is where most people begin working at Yggdrasil, but most people working here were denied from joining.

## Conspiracies

Since the Mail Room is so low and insignificant within the Yggdrasil hierarchy, any concerns expressed by the workers are ignored regardless of their risk.

On May 1st, 2017, a letter from Rabo addressed to Dmitriy Gurevich was noticed by the worker John's Son Sun and reported to the FUR-E that oversees the Mail Room, Hel. But he didn't care and told Sun to get back to work. This has started a conspiracy among the Mail Room workers to find out who Rabo is and why he was trying to contact Dmitriy.
Last Train to Coffee Town

Cover for the single

"Last Train to Coffee Town," also known as "Last Train to Coffee Town(Burong)" and "Big Money Express," is a Gambian hip hop song released by Big Money Gambia in 2017, shortly after Adama Barrow fully implemented the coffee ban in the Gambia following the Caffeinated Death of 2016. It reached Number One on the Gambia Billboard 75 but managed not to arrive on the US Billboard 200, something that bothered the record label Jam The Gam very much.
Genghis Kepelkeker

Genghis in a 1903 photoshoot

Genghis Kepelkeker was a siberian coffee merchant, and the owner of multiple coffee plantations in Kolosovska and the outskirts of Omsk, Russia; including the eponymous Kepelkeker Farms. He claimed to be a direct descendent of Genghis Khan of the Mongol Empire, and indeed his family tree extends to the Khanate of Sibir and the Golden Horde. He inherited the coffee trade from his paternal uncle, Kyrgyz Kepelkeker. His wife was Menas Chagatai Kepelkeker, his biological first cousin. He only lived to the age of 38, as he was killed by the new Soviet government after trying to defend his private property. By then he had trained his daughter, Rada K. Romanov, the art of siberian coffee.
COFFEE HAUS

COFFEE HAUS is an international organization of coffee plantations, mostly located in the Gambia and the Telugu states of India. Its current CEO is Aleksey Pivovarov.

   List of COFFEE HAUS Properties, Past and Present

* Coffee Haus 1
* Coffee Haus 2
* Coffee Haus 3
* Coffee Haus 4\*
* Coffee Haus 5\*
* Coffee Haus 6\*
* Coffee Haus 7\*
* Coffee Haus 8
* Coffee Haus 9
* Coffee Haus 10
* Coffee Haus -14.2i+2009.67j

\* Fell in Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve
The Jersey Devil

The Jersey Devil is the Super Ghost of Southern New Jersey, specifically in the pine barrens. It was a normal human baby in New Sweden in 1749, before being corrupted by Sir Walter Raleigh Requiem and turned into a half baby, half demon bat that would kill unlucky travellers in New Jersey. It didn't directly serve the Friendly Council until 1980 after Teshub invited it to a Bruce Springsteen concert and convinced it to join the cause.
Solid Bean

Solid Bean is the brother of Liquid Bean who are both clones of Yahya Jammeh and infused with the divine powers of the Coproreal Beast. He was created for the sole purpose of protecting the Gambian coffee market from terrorists and bad coffee. He succeeded in doing this until the day of The Caffeinated Death of 2016 when Dmitriy Gurevich released Liquid Bean from Yahya's Gambian prison to destroy Solid Bean. The two had an epic battle outside of a KOMBO that would later be destroyed in the caffeinated death. Solid Bean was able to win the fight again Liquid Bean but while it was happening, Dmitriy had unleashed his coffee into the Gambian market which resulted in Yahya being killed and all coffee being banned from Gambia when Adama Barrow took the presidency a day later.

He possesses abilities inherited from the beast which are Divine Coffee Sense and Twice Adventitious Fertility. He is currently in Brazil watching over Karl Marx Gurevich.
Dream Realm

The Dream Realm is an essential step on the path for someone to obtain Heaven. The Realm is a reflection of all time in the Imaginary Plane and a different version of it exists within every fertility. Naturally, it can only be seen by begins with high amounts of it. Being able to see into the Dream Realm inherently gives the ability to predict future events and observe the past.
SOLNS

Senegalese Ostrich Lymph Node Soup, sold under the brand name SOLNS, is a traditional Senegalese medicine. Made from the lymph nodes of ostriches and cooked into a soup, some times a stew. It is usually taken orally or injected directly into peoples livers with a sharp stick. Following the The Caffeinated Death of 2016, SOLNS became popular around the would as an alternative way to boost fertility.
GamBABY Jam ALL STAR EDITION

GamBABY Jam ALL STAR EDITION is an American reality television show created and hosted by Jeffrey Meena. The show features aspiring child rappers from the Gambia and Senegal.

## Prominent Contenders

* Bastard Son Buba
* Dagger Medley
* Seth Ahmed Lime

## Controversy ("What children?")

Controversy has erupted several times relating to this show and its executive producer, Jeffrey Meena.

In mid 2019, after the massacre at the series premiere, allegations spread that the deaths there were caused by officials of the presidential campaign of Meena himself in order to give him media attention and sympathy with the voters.

In November of 2019, the kidnapping of American child Demarcus Leone and the subsequent appearance of a child who looked nearly identical to him supposedly named Dagger Medley, caused a stir among the conspiracy community. Conspiracy adherents believed that Meena was hiring agents to capture and brainwash children for the show.

After Jeffrey Meena won the 2020 presidential election, the show was immediately cancelled, reinforcing the conspiracy theory. News outlets deemed the theory to be "racist" and its coverage on the news was quickly suppressed. Little did the general public know Meena's true intentions.
Crimbo Fairy

The Crimbo Fairy is a being with no known origin, extraordinary amount of fertility or other powers. He was hired by Adama Barrow to host the Crimbo Countdown 2018, other than that nothing else is known about him. He died when he flew his A6M2 Zero into Coffee Haus 3 during the finale of Crimbo Countdown 2018.
My River Gambia GST Standard Time Britain Mirror Shonen

**私の川のガンビアGST標準時イギリスのミラー少年** (Watashi no kawa no Ganbia GST hyōjunji Igirisu no mirā shōnen) "My River Gambia GST Standard Time Britain Mirror Shonen" is a shonen action manga written by Dillon King. Beginning in 2011, the series has two parts and 13.5 chapters.

The story revolves around a Songhai warrior named "Gambi" (loosely based on g5 GAMBI) travelling through time in a set of metaphors relating to the Gambia River in an effort to steal the Magical Coffin from Mansa Musa.
La-Attitude

La-Attitude is a singer, rapper and coffee enthusiast. He is the operator and co-owner of Coffee Haus 4 in the Gambia which he created after he went on a Gambian Holiday and discovered how great coffee could be. His works are said to have inspired other artists such as Lil Mill and Big Money Gambia.

## Night of Fire

### Trait

Greatly increases musical abilities. Also can make things hot or catch fire.

### Destructive Power

3

He possesses the ability Night of Fire which boosts his musical talent as well as heat things up such as coffee. He obtained this ability from Baja Jeb.

He died in the Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve along with Coffee Haus 4. His soul is currently in +17i.
Crossplane Purgatory

Anywhere along the border lines of the Mandelbrot map can be subject to crossplane purgatories.

### Jurisdiction

Timeless Beings

A Crossplane Purgatory is region of spacetime where the Imaginary Plane intersects with the "Real Plane" or the Underworld. Its coordinates can be represented as the limit of (the dimension)x as it approaches (the dimension)x², or along lines of the Mandelbrot map that cross M or W boundaries.
False Reflection

A False Reflection is a type of being created by incorrectly passing through a dimensional boundary or any kind of space-time malfunction. The less fertility a person has, the more likely it is that crossing one of these malfunctions will cause their bodies to be destroyed and replaced with a False Reflection. The False Reflection will look like them and have the same soul and memories, but their physical body will rely on a different set of physics (that of a typical Crossplane Purgatory) and their power will be based on their former body's lack of fertility, known as sterility. Under Purgatory physics, a False Reflection gains the ability to fly and move through solid surfaces on the mortal plane, view (but rarely travel to) similar dimensions on the Imaginary Plane, make direct contact with Super Ghosts, and cancel out equivalent fertility. A well-trained False Reflection can gain the ability to manipulate pion interactions and Y(4260), allowing them to determine whether clusters of particles are protons or neutrons.

They were a rarity in -17i before the mistranslation of Burong in 2036, creating two spacetime malfunctions on Earth.
Leonne Kombo

Leonne taking a selfie at Aleksey and Yosef's Gambian Holiday

Leonne Kombo is the heir to the KOMBO convenience store chain that was once very profitable, selling coffee until its founder and Leonne's father Luca Kombo died in the Great Caffeinated Death. With coffee and his father completely gone, Leonne struggled to keep the business going. He worked hard with his grandmother Nero Kombo to find new ways of making money without coffee and succeeded in keeping KOMBO in business but it never reached its former glory.
Stefan Degrassi's Chicken'n Steak

Restaurant ad card

Stefan Degrassi's Chicken'n Steak is a restaurant and dance club in San Francisco, California. It is owned and operated by world-famous chef Stefan Degrassi, who uses his abilities as a False Reflection to make his cooking good by rearranging particles into food. It is a very infertile location.
Veterans of the Riparian Expedition

## V.O.R.E.

The VORE squad near the president's palace

similar to the Decaf Squad flag

The Veterans of the Riparian Expedition are an elite anti-coffee branch of the Gambian Armed Forces, made up of 60 soldiers from the Decaf Squad and other anti-coffee troops who participated in and survived the deadliest battle of the Coffee War, the Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve.

In May of 2020, when Adama Barrow's public support reached 25%, he began preparing for armed conflict in the Gambia. By November, Adama had learned that Yahya Jammeh was apparently back from the dead in some form and would soon be coming for the throne.

In December 2020, after Barrow announced the cancellation of the 2021 Gambian Presidential election after the UN successfully deployed Peacekeeping Forces to the Gambia to monitor areas of high illegal caffeine exportation.

Sioux Red Jr. and the Coffee Liberation Front declared official rebellion against the government of the Gambia on January 1st, 2021.

Adama Barrow reluctantly gave official funding to the Decaf Squad, but he knew he would need an elite group of soldiers to defeat them, and thus was formed VORE.

Barrow's most vocally supportive member of the military, Serrekunda Police Chief Benedict Almami, was made the commander of the group. War Son Buba and Patricia Shaddow were also given high ranks.

## Members

### Lieutenant

War Son Buba

Patricia Shaddow

Anastasia Cheese

### Notable Privates

Long Spartacus

Beep Beep

Old Man Vasilevsky

Hannah
Mocha Mondatta

Mocha in 2018 just before losing his fertility.

Mocha Mondatta was a Gambian child, the son of Iced Mondatta and grandson of Benjamin Mondatta. He lived a normal Gambian childhood (other than the fact that he never had any memory of a pre-caffeinated death Gambia), until in early 2019 when he was taken by his father to Hollywood as a "celebrity guest" to view the first episode of GamBABY Jam ALL STAR EDITION. There, future president Jeffrey Meena stole Mocha's fertility. After this, his health began to decline and he was eventually diagnosed with an unknown terminal illness. Iced Mondatta brought him to the Wake-A-Wish Foundation, and Mocha's wish was to bring coffee back to the Gambia. Of course, this did not happen during Mocha's lifetime. He died in 2024 and this resulted in Iced Mondatta's pirate organization The Bean Boarders to invade and conquer the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Tyr

Tyr in his current mortal form

Tyr is a divine being who was created by Odin and inhabits the Imaginary Plane. He posses the ability Lasaga Time which allows him to eat *anything.* Unlike other FUR-E beings, he has no desire for protecting fertility or self preservation, only eating stuff. However, he does show great loyalty to any creature possessing the name "John" or just anyone who feeds him stuff.

He has shown loyalty to a handful of people which include Jean Duffle, Lil Mill, Johnson "Pixie" Lagrange and Stefan Degrassi.

In an experiment around -17i +1630j, he consumed the super-massive black hole at the center of ESO 137-001.
Jefferson Quoix

Jefferson Quoix is the head of security at Team Jeff. Originally being an average man in Tucson, Quoix's life was was changed when he met Jefferson Hues, who game him the ability Krokodil Rock and a high position in Team Jeff after seeing how cute he looked in a skirt.

While people are observing Jefferson Quoix, Jefferson Hues' fertility is boosted by at least 10%.

## Krokodil Rock

### Trait

When activated, Jeff gains a massive fertility boost at the cost of his long-term health.
-17i

-17i is a line on the Imaginary Plane that includes the most common dimension for the universe. Its three-dimensional counterpart is the Mortal Plane. The Mortal Plane *is* -17i, but -17i *isn't necessarily* the Mortal Plane; there's a difference. This is the dimension in which most of the events in this world take place. It is the home dimension of the Friendly Council. Notable people from this dimesnion include Yahyah Jammeh, Karl Mrx Gurevich, Solid Bean, BOB, Gar, etc.
Eyfim Romanov Romanov

Eyfim Romanov Romanov in 1971, the last time he was seen alive.

Eyfim Romanov Romanov was a Russian man, once married to Rada Kepelkeker Romanov, and the father of Gak Rasputin and Juanito Romanov.

## Early Life

Eyfim was born in Isil'Kul', Russia in 1899. His parents were siblings, Vladimir and Kamala Romanov, thus giving him the same middle name as last name and a series of genetic problems that persist in the Romanov bloodline today.

He and his sister Rogashma spent their childhood in their village. Eyfim ran away when the communists began to invade, considering he shared a last name with the dynasty that had controlled Russia's monarchy for the past several hundred years. Surely enough, when asked by the Red Army, Vladimir Romanov proudly proclaimed (and lied) that he was a member of the royal Romanov family, not knowing that it would result in his burning at the stake.

He lived in Omsk working at a soviet factory in shame from 1918 through 1938, when he met and promptly married Rada K. Romanov when he realized her Kepelkeker Farms could be a way to escape factory work for more rural activities.

Eventually, his hatred for communism and apparent longing to live in Mussolini's Italy got to him and he got into a fight with a Soviet police officer when Eyfim said "Well of course, my coffee has the best smell of all coffees!" and the police officer replied jokingly "Comrade, this is the People's smell of coffee, don't be so selfish!" The fight ended up leading to Eyfim, Rada, and their toddler son Nikolas running away south through the woods. Nikolas was lost in the escape and ended up becoming Gak Rasputin.

## The Bad Days

The two escaped to Baku, Azerbaijan, in the southernmost reaches of the Soviet Union, and assumed new identities. By then, it was 1945, and when Eyfim heard the news that Adolf Hitler had committed suicide and the Soviets were taking over Germany, he felt that he had lost everything that defined him. He soon left Rada in the night and embarked on a three year escape journey through the Middle East, the Mediterranean, and eventually landed himself in Argentina. He chose Argentina because he heard that Hitler secretly didn't die and escaped to Argentina after the war. He looked for Hitler for a year and eventually settled in the village of Bowen. He then met, dated, and eventually married Italian-Argentinan Beta Battaculli in 1952.

## Death

He and Beta had a son, Juanito Romanov , in 1962. He became a well-known cattle farmer, and this led to him being noticed by the American CIA and Soviet spies during the leadup to *La Guerra Sucia*. He claimed to have personal knowledge of the whereabouts of Hitler, which made the CIA protect him and the Soviets try to kill him. After an event known as *La Batalla de Magucho*, Soviet spies and CIA agents battled in Bowen over the human ransom that was Eyfim. He was killed by the CIA after Eyfim told an agent where Hitler lived. Whether this information was true or not is classified. Either way, Eyfim died there in September 1971 at the age of 72.
Skimmy Meep III

Block James Parson Sydney Jr. III also known by his rapper name of Skimmy Meep III is a Jinx who was summoned by Adama Barrow in an attempt to combat and destroy Big Money Gambia's Rap Career. First, he produced Adama Barrow is God only for BMG to respond by parodying it with Adama Barrow is a Dunk Son of a Bitch which completely destroyed Skimmy's song and embarrassed Adama Barrow. Following this, he created Gambia Loves Adama Barrow which Gambian rapper Lil Mill created a parody of called Yah-ya I Love Yahya featuring Big Money Gambia. After this failure, Adama Barrow banished Skimmy Meep back to The Hollows in +17i.
Luca Kombo

Luca Salvia Kombo founded KOMBO at age 18 in 1937 which made him one of the few wealthy Gambian men until he died in the Great Caffeinated Death in 2016. He was born in 1919 to Ghiaccio and Nero Kombo in Florence, Italy. In his early childhood, he immigrated to the Gambia where Luca founded KOMBO, a convenience store that specialized in coffee. Following his death, his son Leonne Kombo took over the family business and struggled to keep it going without coffee in the Gambia.
Big Bobby Tweed

**"Keep me a'way's from that Big Oil."**

Big Bobby "Boss" Tweed is a lesser Super Ghost that controls most of Africa in the Realm of the Dead. He helped Dmitriy disguise himself and get to Yggdrasil where he could learn more about fertility during the Great Caffeinated Death II.

He uses his ability Sell Out to buy the fertility of Africans (Especially Gambians) who usually arrive in the RoTD with excess fertility.
Hemigod

A Hemigod is a supernatural being with enough innate fertility to have eternal life and meditation abilities with enough potency to give them access to the Imaginary Plane on a limited level. A hemigod can directly live in subdimensions between -18i>x>-16i in most cases, and they can appear to act as physical beings or as forces of nature.

## Hemigod

### Species

Any Human, Animal, Plant, or Inanimate Object

### Entanglement

Pions, Gluons, Tau

Notable Hemigods:

* Lusitania
* Marlene Rodriguez
* 94.7 KMXD The Jazz Man
* Teshub
* Dale?
* DJ Lan Evo
* Challenger
* etc.
Nidhogg

Nidhogg is a Lord over the dolphins in the Norðrhaf. As all dolphins in +17i are, he is a great enemy of Odin and any beings associated with FUR-E. He *killed* the Lyngbakr but was also defeated by Dmitriy Gurevich on December 20, 2016. (Caffeinated Death II) His soul is currently owned by Dmitriy.

## Stygian Signing

### Destructive Power

1/10

Nidhogg possesses the ability Stygian Signing which allows him to indirectly convert a being's fertility Source value from a 32-bit integer to a 16-bit integer for a brief amount of time. If the targeted being has a large enough fertility, an overflow occurs and they are *super killed*.
Morris Morrissey

Morris Morrissey is a detective in Miami, Florida. As a Hallowed Council wizard, he puts himself in charge of investigations that he knows are supernaturally oriented. His ability, Buildings Have Eyes, allows him to see anywhere where there are windows in a 5 mile radius, carrying his vision from one window to the next.
Bean Pivovarov

Bean Pivovarov is a half-Gambian, half-Russian born to Aleksey Pivovarov and Aisha Mankita. He never knew his parents, as Aleksey died in Aleksey and Yosef's Gambian Holiday, killed by Bean's eventual adopted father/stepfather/godfather, Yosef Romanov. Aisha also died soon later in Hollywood during the premiere of GamBABY Jam ALL STAR Edition. Yosef left Bean with Anna Romanov, Bean's grandmother, in Omsk, Russia at the Kepelkeker Farms.
Sköll and Hati

## Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time (Sköll)

### Trait

Invoke chaos upon anyone of higher social class/wealth than the person being assisted.

### Destructive Power

Great, if things get really wacky

they dun killed Adama Barrow's son

Even though they both posses effectively the same ability, this was unexpected when Odin created them but also unsurprising given they are twins.

## Rock Lobster (Hati)

### Trait

Invoke chaos upon anyone of higher social class/wealth than the person being assisted.
Jeffrey Meena

Jeffrey Meena in 1992

Jeffrey Meena is a billionaire Hollywood elite who founded and leads Meena Productions.

He was born in 1960 in Salton City, California to parents Gordon Meena and Dorothy Villian Meena. His parents collected salt and thought the film industry was "evil and a waste of time," but then a tragic event occurred. The Big Salt Splash of 1975, an event in which Gordon Meena fell into a salt sludge in the sea and was never recovered. Jeffrey was at a crossroads. Given a large sum of money from his father's will, Jeffrey decidedly "turned to the dark side" and abandoned his mother and left for Hollywood.

His first film appearance was as a pizza boy in "Attack of the Goop". He soon turned to editing B movies for people. By under-utilizing his talent and upping the number of films produced, his company was formed and quickly became one of the biggest producers of imported B movies in Hollywood. By 1980, he had a net worth of over $400 million. Meena Productions began to rival Nigeria's Nollywood companies, and he centered his business trips on gathering aspiring filmmakers from Morocco, Mauritania, Senegal, the Gambia, and Sierra Leone. He married a random but very hot woman, Tara Smelt, in 1982. Their marriage lasted only 8 years, before a harsh divorce that caused Tara Smelt to take approximately 50% of Jeffrey's wealth. This began a dark period in Jeffrey's life, where he began desperately expanding his African operations, creating 150 movies and 35 television series from 1990 to 2000. It was during this time period that he met his next wife, Carla Ambrosia Suarez, who would soon give birth to Jill Meena in 1998.

After embarking on a quest for the power of the Crimson Bean, Meena began using Gambian children and coffee to gain fertility. This began his political career, in which he and a coalition known as FraPPUCiNO worked together to gain influence over the powers that be.

He won the 2020 presidential election and became the 46th president of the United States, and he emphasised an anti-Starbucks and pro-Gambia position. Without the guidance of the Friendly Council, the United States was significantly less powerful, and he was unaware of the Gambian coffee pirate movement actively taking over the Panama Canal. When the Bean Boarders invaded Catalina Island in 2022, he created a secret alliance with Iced Mondatta in order to collect fertility.
Knugen

## Camaro Knugen

Camaro Knugen is an O-K below the FUR-E, Njord. He was responsible for managing the development of Club Penguin to be better integrated with the economy of the Gambia. His team of developers included Denny Mikoyan (Dmitriy Gurevich), Anny Pilkington, Crispy Whispy, Comic TwoCents, KingdomHeartsLoreMaster73 and Monkfish. He usually struggled to manage the team except for Denny who was really the only one who could code and do the team's work.
Coffee Haus 5

Coffee Haus 5 was a COFFEE HAUS property in the Gambia (the fifth one). It was a relatively new one, and its headquarters was converted into the world's largest bouncy house. It was led by Mama Salsa Verde until the place was pillaged by the Decaf Squad during the Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve.
Baja Jeb

Jeb Shrub aka Baja Jeb is an extra-fertile human that is somehow able to survive entering the Ghost Zone. He possesses the ability Don't Stand So Close which allows him to predict when and where думп will appear next, usually once a week and somewhere in the Mojave Desert. Most of the abilities he finds there, he sells on the deep web.

## Dont Stand So Close

### Trait

Gives insight to when and where думп will appear next
Hatuey

## Tomorrow Never Knows

### Trait

allows user to skip time and see a specific outcome and then go back in time to a moment when it is possible to change said outcome

### Rarity

one user

Hatuey is a witch originally from the unstable outer reality of +19.34i, a dimension directly on the border of Friendly Council control and independent fate. There Hatuey ruled supreme, having the ability to skip time to see any conclusions and go back in time to cause more favorable outcomes. At one point the Continuity Police exiled her from the outer reaches and she was forced into territory ruled by the Council. While definitively rebelling against the Friendly Council in all dimensions, she only works for her own interests and can actively disrupt the actions of other beings trying to fight the Council. In 2018 she revealed to Kyle Mendez that he would one day be so powerful as to be called "The Chosen One."
Wizard

Two wizards pretending not to be wizards who are pretending to be wizards

### Imaginary Range

Variable- some are restricted to -17i, some have +17i, more powerful wizards have full access to traverse the Imaginary Plane

### Entanglement

Fertility

A wizard is a human who has gained preternatural abilities. This can be caused by ascended levels of fertility, but usually the ability to access fertility is gained after becoming a wizard. Notable wizards include BOB, Rabo, Gak Rasputin, and the Coffee Haus Mages.

Rarely, wizards can bypass fertility in gaining powers, though not much is known of the science of this. Examples of these may include Big Elf and Xavier Muchissimo.
Coffee

Coffee has seemingly coffee properties.

Coffee is a valuable commodity containing caffeine and fertility boosting electrolytes. It has gained a large following of people from Omsk Russia that have devoted their lives to growing, brewing and drinking it. Something to consider when traveling with a coffee product of any kind is that it is highly illegal in Gambia because of The Caffeinated Death of 2016, but you probably already heard of that, it's like first grade material.
Quantum Replacement

A Coffee bean halfway between dimensions

Quantum Replacement is the act of moving any set of physical matter or fertile energy from a location along the Imaginary Plane specifically to point 0i+0j, also known as the Safe Asymptote. Many powerful beings use this ability to store items in an untransmutable dimension.
RSS Valentin

The *Russian Sailing Ship Valentin* is a Russian Coffee Ship used by Valentin Pivovarov during his career, then given to his son Aleksey when he wanted to take up sailing. During the Gambian front of the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal it was stolen by Aleksey's cousin Yosef Romanov and used to take Gambian Coffee to the United States. After the war, Aleksey regained control of the ship but its main user became Stevie "Wonder" Johnston, the one who directly brought the coffee to the US.
Penis Man

Penis Man is an organization of aspiring wizards operating in Tempe, Arizona. Many have been accused of being the Penis Man, however this is impossible. Penis Man is an idea, a spark in the souls of millions. Long ago, physical life was transcended for an Egyptian-style second life within the minds of us all.
Quimperlé United Institute of Technicalities

School logo, was the winner of a school contest. Winner got a $15 Starbucks gift card.

## Historic Information

### Time Period

1984-2036

Q.U.I.T. is a sham school in Quimperlé, France. Even though the degrees it grants have almost no value, many people come here just to cash out their scholarships but some will stay until graduation to make the laundering less obvious. QUIT is the only government-subsidized school in the world to have no certified teachers. Because of this, it cannot be called an institute of technology. It is destroyed in the 2036 Sinking of Burong.
COS-PLAY

The COS-PLAY, Creatures Of Scant - Perpetually Laden Artistic Youth is an internal organization of Yggdrasil. COS-PLAY is the starting position of most beings that want to work in Yggdrasil, otherwise they are sent to the Mail Room. Since it is the lowest tier of workers, their jobs are usually inglorious and are usually tasks *fertotypical* beings can easily do. Once a member of COS-PLAY has proven their potential, they can be promoted to an O-K. While all members of COS-PLAY are under the FUR-E, Baldur is the head FUR-E that oversees the organization.

## History

COS-PLAY was formed long after Odin had created Yggdrasil and the FUR-E.

## Forbidden Cosplays

Because some COS-PLAYers can gain the abilities of a character they are cosplaying, some characters are forbidden from being used. They include character that can travel through or manipulate the flow of time,

### Explicitly Forbidden:

All variants of DIO and The World, Yoshikage Kira and/or Killer Queen, Golden Experience Requiem (Normal GE is fine), Diavolo/Doppio and King Crimson, Enrico Pucci and Made in Heaven from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Hormura from Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica

New Kid from South Park: The Fracture But Whole

Clockwork from Danny Phantom

Subaru from Re:Zero

Demigra From Dragon Ball

Gwen Tennyson and Professor Paradox from Ben 10

Dave Strider and Lord English from Homestuck

Discord and Twilight Spark from My Little Pony

Shleemypants from Rick and Morty

Uncle Grandpa from Uncle Grandpa

Echo and Zilean from League of Legends

## Notable Cosplayers

Jolyne Joyce Johnston

Tamara Sooth

Challenger

Knugen's Team
Paul McSaggins

Leprechaun?

Paul McSaggins is an Irish leprechaun.

## Biography

He fought for Ireland's independence during the Troubles, and after nearly dying of inhaling tear gas he gained the ability to carry his essence across the paths of radiation waves. Just after the Bloody Sunday Massacre of 1972, McSaggins battled with BOB and Yellow Ken after they tried to use him to map the Mandelbrot Graph. After Northern Ireland was not given independence, McSaggins decided to use his powers to guide others through interdimensional space. By the late 1990s he was hired by Teshub of the Friendly Council to intercept information from Mímir and Odin's band of FUR-E's in exchange for the REPTILEs' attempts to destabilize Northern Ireland. He developed a hatred for BOB for introducing him to this chaotic interdimensional life, and has since taken every opportunity possible to troll him.

## In The Air Tonight

an image captured at the s p e e d o f l i g h t

### Trait

Allows user to ride along any wave of light radiation, anywhere on the spectrum, at the speed of light
Gak Rasputin

Gak's 2013 Skype Profile

Gak Rasputin is a Kazakh wolverine poacher. He is the daughter of Rada K. Romanov and Eyfim Romanov Romanov. Raised mostly in the woods in the company of only animals, he speaks no language but rather communicates with a hoarse inverse whinnie.

Angered that his mother was not giving him the Kepelkeker Farms, he utilized the biomass of his wolverines to learn wizardry and made a deal with the Ghost King of the Caspian, Gar. Gar gave Gak the ability to summon subdevine creatures known as Yeth Hounds (dogs with the bodies of bats who could drain the life force from mortal humans). He lost the war against BOB and the Hallowed Council and BOB soon approached Gar, who appreciated BOB's 1954 donation of fertility. Gar then sided with BOB and stripped Gak of his ability to command the Yeth.

Gak Rasputin has one child, Baglaff Rasputin the Red, with wife Marthasvineyard Stanislav .
You Did It Yosef My Man

Single art

"You Did It Yosef My Man" is a Gambian hip-hop song by artist Big Money Gambia. It was made along with an unreleased "You Did It Aleksey My Man" in preparation for the result of Aleksey and Yosef's Gambian Holiday. When Yosef won, Big Money Gambia surprised the crowd with a performance of the song, and the song was simultaneously released.

## Lyrics

Yosef my man you pulled it off,

beat up that guy because you're so buff

now you got a wife, she is wife

yes she is wife, wife wife wife, yuh

the beans are gone but Yosef not

and now he got a wife, she is wife

Uh, wife wife wife, wife wife wife, yuh

skrrrt, Big Money Gambia believed in you

fighting for what's right it could only be you

Yuh you Yosef, you did it my man, brr

brr brr skrr, wife wife wife, yuh yuh

Yosef you did it, I knew you could

breakdown

the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

Sioux Red's gonna get em Gambia'll wreck em

fighting for the freedom fighting for the beans yuh

love you Yosef love you the Gambia

wife wife wife yuh wife wife she is wife

wife wife wife yuh yuh yuh brra

she is wife
Woeful Jack

Woeful Jack is a hemigod in the form of a mannequin head. Formed in the nuclear aftermath of the Trinity Nuclear Test in 1945, it is fused to Pepito of the Irradiated Bastards, with whom a romantic relationship seems to have developed.

By making eye contact with Woe Jack's functional styrofoam eyes, one becomes instantly aware of the darkest realities about him/herself as a person.
Школа 3

Inside an 8th year Школа 3 classroom

SKOLA 3 ( Cyrillic Школа 3 ) is the school in Omsk, Russia, where Aleksey Pivovarov and Yosef Romanov went to from first year to graduation. Aleksey famously dislocated his knee at the school playground right at the inception of the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal. The school was constructed in the 1960s on the site of SKOLA 2 (Cyrillic Школа 2 ).
Witch's Coven Party

"Brew Or Die"

The **Witch's Coven Party** is an American political party spawned from the northern Witch Revolution that took place after Starbucks gained significant global power. The group of witches became a political party in 2017 when Adelheid Smith believed that only a witch president could bring the magical (magycal) powers of coffee to the general populace of the United States. They advocate for the nationalization of Starbucks and the socialization of the coffee industry, as well as for the import of specifically coffee from Siberia and the Gambia. Notable members include Adelheid Smith and Cerrita "Gatita" Romanov.
The Clipper

The Clipper is the Entangled Form of Abernathy Keegan. As an Entangled, it can simultaneously exist in -17i and +17i so long as its user, Abernathy Keegan is alive. It has several blades for fingernails and a look derived from Abernathy's mind, as she gained her ability with the movie *Edward Scissorhands* freshly in her mind.