Show 223: Cam Burke

The Super Show Season 2 Episode 23: Cam Burke

**Generic Intro: Daffy Duck's Lessons**

Hi, I'm Brian Henson. The fans of The Super Show have always gotten a lot of fan mail. Over the years, we've received thousands of letters and believe it or not, we do try to read and answer every one of them. The staff received a memorable letter from a Pennsylvanian business who saw the show while on a trip to Pittsburgh. He wrote to inform my father that The Supers Show's so called Daffy Duck. Daffy Duck is a famous character, he does some greatest stunts, including the motorcycle act & reports in the newsroom. The Super Show head writer Jerry Juhl sent a reply, saying "Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We were going to fire Daffy Duck on the spot, but he has got a wife and family and he promises to take famous lessons with Daffy Duck." So here's Daffy Duck & all of your other favorite characters on The Super Show.

**Cold Open**

Scooter peers in the dressing room. Cam Burke takes pictures of Daffy Duck posing.

**Opening Theme**

Statler & Waldorf shout..... S&W: Why us?

**Gonzo's Trumpet**

Crazy Harry sets off an explosion

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit welcomes us to the show with tonight's boy from Nickelodeon Guts Mr. Cam Burke. Kermit introduces the opening number from Transylvania

**The Transylvania Polka**

The Count sings his song about the greatest dance that the creatures who say "BOO" as Cam Burke plays the violin

**Balcony**

Statler: There it is the Transylvanian number

Waldorf: (Chuckles) That's a neat song from our Sesame Street albums

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck runs around chasing away the birds.

Kermit: What are you doing Daffy?

Daffy Duck: Chasing away the birds

Daffy Duck runs away from birds as Fozzie Bear captures the birds. Fozzie Bear puts the birds in cages & Haylie Johnson puts the 2 birds in the birdhouse.

Haylie Johnson: There, birdies would hope that they would love it?

**Tigger's Science Labs**

Tigger introduces the new automatic wastebasket, robotic cylinder that Eric Balfour feeds trash. Eric Balfour uses the crumpled piece of paper, an empty carton & the sneaker that's tattern & torn.

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck chases Snoopy around the doghouse.

Daffy Duck: Come back here Snoopy

Haylie Johnson uses the whistle to stop the chase. Hailey Johnson puts Snoopy in the doghouse.

Haylie Johnson: Snoopy would learn that his doghouse would love it.

Kermit makes him really laugh & says....

Kermit: That's funny (Chuckles)......Snoopy's doghouse was neat

**Daffy Duck's Report**

Daffy Duck announces today is the first day of the fishing season as offstage rifle shots bring down fish falling down onto Daffy Duck's desk.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces the next musical number with Cam Burke & says.....

Kermit: Here it is ladies & gentlemen, Calypso time.

**The Boy Calypso**

The group of AM Boys (Including Michael & Derek) entice Cam Burke to dance & sing about the boys named Eric Balfour & Kenny Ford inviting for the steel drum band & Eric Balfour makes us real happy.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: Do you like the steel drums?

Statler: Yes, I do, I'd like the stell drums just like The Pig Calypso on The Muppet Show with Bob Hope

(**U.S. Spot**) Rowlf & Jennifer Love Hewitt

Rowlf plays the piano to "Those Endearing Young Charmss" while Jennifer Love Hewitt plays the violin

**Here Is Your Life**

Announcer: Yes, it's now time for your faviorite show from Sesame Street, Here Is Your Life, with your fantastic host Cam Burke.

Disguised as a dentist, Cam Burke suprises the tooth at a dentist's office. The tooth is reunited with healthy food (represented by Carlos Carrot & Marvin Milk), his friendly dentist & toothbrush/toothpaste pair Bristly & Pasty.

**Backstage**

Kermit like that Sesame Street sketch just like Guy Smiley disguised as a dentist.

Tooth: You always make a good run for your health.

Then, Kermit spots Daffy Duck getting out of breath from chasing.

Kermit: Are you catching your breath from running around the birds & Snoopy

Daffy Duck: Yes, I feel fine, but, I'm pooped from running

Daffy Duck realizes that Animal was chasing from The Muppet Show. Animal runs around from backstage as he was too scared to watch Animal run around & Snoopy wants to chase animal

**Stage Curtain**

Fozzie Bear introduces Animal chasing Snoopy

**Animal Chasing Snoopy**

Animal was chasing around Snoopy through the yard. Animal runs & runs & runs very fast, faster & the fastest that Snoopy could go. Scooter takes pictures of Animal chasing Snoopy running & the audience cheers loudly for Animal & Snoopy

**Balcony**

Waldorf: Did you see that?

Statler: Yes, Animal did chase Snoopy.

Waldorf: He sure did (Chuckles)

**Daffy Duck's Report**

Daffy Duck announces it's opening night of the opera season.... as offstage rifle shots bring down a Lavendar Opera Singer AM onto Daffy Duck's Desk

**Backstage**

Animal likes his act he did with Snoopy.

Kermit: What are you going to do next Animal?

Daffy Duck would like to chase Animal backstage. They run upstairs by passing the dressing rooms. They run downstairs & run out the exit door.

Kermit: They escaped from the door

Then, suddenly Daffy Duck & Animal continue chasing around by running back for a long time. Scooter tells them to stop. Kermit goes onstage to introduce Cam Burke.

Daffy Duck: I'm sure we'll be fine to stop running away.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces Cam Burke riding on a horse into the west

**Don't Fence Me In**

Cam Burke sings his country western song riding on his full-sized swayback Muppet Horse (Wearing socks & tennish shoes)

Horse: Your spurs are as cold as ice & why don't you lose some weight

Cam Burke: I think I know why they call him nags

As they are joined by Winnie The Pooh riding on Eeyore & the country western band riding on the hayride including Forgetful Jones.

**Stage Curtain**

Cam Burke enjoyed the show very much. Then, Animal continues chasing Daffy Duck around them. Haylie Johnson blows the whistle to stop them. Kermit closes the show

**Closing Theme**

Waldorf: Hey, doesn't Burke usually sing "Thanks for The Memories"

Statler: Why would he want to remember this?