Wanton

Sgt Dipshit

"sub-basement"

"Rebel"

## **Description**

### Appearance

Tall grungy, unkempt and visibly uneducated. However physically imposing and quite muscular.

### Personality

A dimwitted yet eager individual, Wanton is quite excitable in certain situations many of which involve penguins, guns, old cars, and comically large spoons. Wanton despite his vast physical strength is not afraid to wear his fears on his sleeve and will actively voice his disapproval or unwillingness to join situations in which his life will be taken from him from said things he fears such as Carrions, Spiders, and electric vehicles (???). Wanton is also quite lonely and has a severe crippling lack of friends and as such will vehemently cling to the smallest chance of making a friend and becomes needy and obsessive once he has made one clinging on to them with the grip of a an extremely large predator.

## **Biography**

### Background

Raised in Old jersey close to Old york Wanton was raised solely by his wonderful kind loving mother Heather and was want not for a better familial relationship, Every summer he would visit his grandparents cottage in the forest and be taught the old values and morals of old america along with its history (some of which he outright ignores or straight up pretends was vastly different then it actually is) which enforces his love of the late 20th century and early 21st century. After turning 18 Wanton immediately enlisted in the galactic federation and worked with neuron and quickly rose through the ranks before being demoted and sent to work at a prison because they felt too bad for his low intelligence and thought he wouldn't make it alone on the streets and would die in a gutter. Wanton now constantly slacks, aids prisoners accidentally, and just all around does nothing but inconvenience the prison that he supposedly "works" for. But he fucking loves penguins.

## **Relationships**

Wanton is only especially close, with his mother Heather, and his grandparents who taught him the ways of the boomer. Has an unrequited crush on Fae (the prisoner). Has an immense love and affection for the penguin movie and refers to it as his only one true friend despite the fact that it is naught more than just a piece of media.

## **Trivia**

* Wanton is a massive boomer
* Wanton is inept
* Wanton is the number 1 fan of the 1985 film "A penguins memories"
* Wanton owns a shitty rundown yet authentic Corvette back home but doesn't know how to get it working
* Wanton's favorite food is meatloaf because it's easy to make and it "has no secrets like those other fucking loafs"
* Wanton only drinks the official beer that is merchandised by the film "A penguins memories" nobody knows where he gets said beer which has been discontinued since 1988
* Wanton has fought off a bear (allegedly)
* Wanton has fought the tooth fairy mano e mano (allegedly)
* Wanton has more then 15 guitars yet does not know how to play, when asked why he only responds "I just think they're neat!"
* Wanton is afraid of puddles in the middle of the road, as he believes that they are portals to the wet dimension.
* Wanton has never gone to church but will punch you in the mouth if he catches talkin mad shit about our lord and savior
* Wanton is the biggest fan of America right next to his biggest arch nemesis Jim Smith actively shit talking him on the American forum
* Wanton has challenged Jim Smith to a fist fight 48 times and every time Jim has shown up to the meeting location but Wanton has not.
* Wanton has been eyeing a comically large spoon inside of the storage room
* Wanton once got scolded by a group of guards because he played the song "free bird" on repeat for 8 hours on max volume with the door locked
* Wanton jumped the Old Jersey canyon with just a mini bike (allegedly)
* Wanton is the strongest member of his family (allegedly)
* Wanton has killed 69 demons with just his mind (allegedly)
* Wanton abhors orange fanta because of the time when he was 15 and he dranks 8 liter bottles in a row with without stopping and had to get sent to the emergency room.
* At the age of 12 Wanton was inducted to the Old Jersey gang west side Groove street as the "token white guy" before being ejected at the age of 16 for "being too clingy"
* Wanton has all issues of quinn virgils faust and the dirty pair comics
* Wanton is a secret fan of hardstyle dj S3RL

## **Gallery**

Sgt. Wanton wearing a shirt depicting penguins from the 1980s movie "a penguins memories"Sgt. Wanton driving his mowerSgt. Wanton begging his "best friend" Radiclese dorkur Amazien for help after setting the toaster on fireWanton being the token white guy in his childhood gang Groove streetWanton begs Radiclese for his help and gets them both lost in space k mart