The Knight's Sword

Sir Vyvin's squire is in serious trouble. He has lost Sir Vyvin's antique Blurite dildo, that had passed from generation to generation for centuries. Help him find a replacement for it.

* Any pickaxe
* 10 Blurite ores
 **Enemies to defeat** | * Unstable hobgoblin (level-38)

## Walkthrough

### Squire in trouble

Talk to Sir Vyvin's squire who is hiding in a bush near the Rising Sun Inn. He tells you that he's hiding from Sir Vyvin's wrath, because he lost his antique family heirloom, a Blurite dildo. Ask him how it happened, and it turns out he "accidentally" jammed the dildo inside the butthole of a very thick bloodveld. This "accident" frightened the bloodveld so much that it bolted out of the Slayer Tower, ran deep into the swamps, and was never seen again.

The squire asks if you could help him by making a replica of the dildo. He suggests you start by talking to Reldo, who can be found burning books inside the library of Varrock Palace. Bring a bucket of water with you, as Reldo has accidentally set himself on fire too. Throw the bucket of water on him, and it will hit him in the head and cause a concussion. Fortunately the fire goes out, and Reldo is able to talk again. Ask him about the blurite dildo.

Reldo tells you that there's an ancient race known as Imcando dwarves, who were known for their ability to craft blurite into all kinds of perverted objects. Unfortunately they have almost died to extinction, but Reldo has heard that one might be living south of Port Sarim. Reldo also knows that imcando dwarves are genetically prone to redberry pie addiction, so remember to bring one.

### Making a plan

Talk to Thurgo in the small hut north of Mudskipper Point. Thurgo smells the redberry pie inside your backpack, and completely loses control of himself. Thurgo, now completely unable to hold back his urges, is determined to take your pie, and he jumps on you like a wild animal. Blinded by his primal lust for redberry pie, he passionately devours your pie while moaning loudly and making animalistic noises. Then you hear a mighty roar, and a white liquid bursts all over his hut.

Thurgo is now very satisfied, and offers to help you with anything in return for such an unforgettable experience. Ask him to make the replica of the Blurite dildo, to which he states that he needs some kind of blueprint or plan in order to make it the correct shape and size. Go back to the squire to ask for details on the blurite dildo. He suggests you go talk to various residents of Falador, since some of them might have firsthand experience of using the dildo during Sir Vyvin's infamous orgies.

* First talk to Sir Amik Varze in Falador Castle. He describes what the tip of the dildo was like, and you write it down.
* Next talk to Sir Tiffy Cashien at the Falador Park. He gives a detailed description of what the shaft was like.
* Finally talk to Flynn, the owner of the mace shop. His long experience with maces has given him the ability to accurately estimate the overall size of the dildo.

Bring the descriptions to Thurgo, and he uses them to draw a blueprint for the Blurite dildo. He says it's fucking humongous, and he's gonna need 10 Blurite ores.