Dave the Intern

"Dave the Intern," real name David, is an extra minor antagonist in the show "Sonic Boom" and it's comic series, he is a tall, skinny, aqua, anthropomorphic, slightly slouched, teenage nutria. Dave lives in "Hedgehog Village," named after "Amy Rose" (formerly named "Badgerville" after "Jebediah Badger") on "Seaside Island" with his mother. His mom has a boyfriend that doesn't live with them, Dave also dislikes him and claims him to be the only person Dave let's boss him around. Dave never knew his father. Dave's mom and her boyfriend are never shown on screen, Dave's mom however, is heard. Dave works part-time at "Meh Burger," as the manager and fry cook, formerly the junior chef, formerly fired and re-hired, a place that the citizens don't really enjoy (the food isn't even made of food) but commonly go there because it's the only restaurant in town currently. Sonic and his friends, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks, are the most common customers. Meh Burger is an outside restaurant, it is also a main source of events at Hedgehog Village. It also has its own events such as Karaoke Night and promotional events. Dave was also the only known person to work at Meh Burger for a while. The owner of Meh Burger and Dave's boss, "Mr. Slate," is a strict but reasonable anthropomorphic ox owning many businesses, he is shown sometimes but rarely. Dave despises his job, and isn't very good at it, doing lazy things, such as mixing up the orders or serving food that has been dropped on the floor. Dave also always asks customers if they want fries with their order, even if the order is for fries itself. Dave speaks in a muffled, nerdy, whiny voice, raising the pitch when annoyed or surprised, likely due to his braces. Dave also has a catchphrase, which is "I'm on my break," saying it when not wanting to do something or when a customer complains to him. him, his breaks however, if they are even real, are normally extremely short. Amy Rose once started an inside restaurant named "Chez Amy" with Eggman, but shut it down after Eggman did evil stuff and realized that no one can run a food business like Dave the Intern. Despite Dave's hatred for his job, he does show some pride in it, angered when his boss tries to replace him. Dave's mom disrespects him and wants to see him become a supervillain. Because of this, Dave aspires to be a supervillain, he plays with action figures while wearing a costume imagining him as one named "Dave the Invincible," the costume being a cardboard box cut out for a helmet (Dave imagining it as a gold helmet,) and a cape. Dave does seem to know how to invent, but it's very rare when he does so, they don't seem to be very good, and normally have to do with fast food related things. Dave even formerly adored Doctor Eggman, until Eggman hired Dave and treated him, similarly to Eggmans robot lackeys Orbot and Cubot, like a slave, not allowing Dave to touch any of the weapons. Dave now despises Eggman. Dave has a very compressed sounding evil laugh, which sounds like "h-h-h-h-huh." Despite Dave wishing to be a villain, Sonic and his friends actually do show genuine respect and concern for him, Dave doesn't really realize that though. Dave does not respect Sonic and his friends, even once going as far as to try and get cute fluffy animals to attack them, it of course backfired because they are cute fluffy animals. Dave is a part of, and the founder of "The Lightning Bolt Society," a group of villains of no power who do minor crimes such as taking candy from babies, their members being called "Ligntning Bolts." They claim their group to be a secret despite most people knowing who they are. They don't currently have a leader. The group is very unorganized and even dimwitted. The group consists of Dave, "The Chameleon," also known as the Tree spy, a male anthropomorphic dark gray wolf wearing a tree costume for normal attire, he is their spy, artistic, emotional, and has a slight ego, the next member is "Willy Walrus," a male anthropomorphic former inmate light purple walrus who is always mistaken for Eggman because of his silhouette, he is beefy and has a gut, for normal attire he wears white gloves and light brown boots, he is loud, cherishes friendships, and enjoys breaking out of jail, he is also aware of him and his group not being good villains, the next members are "The Weasel Bandits," a team of three identical anthropomorphic weasel bandits, one has an Australian accent and the one wearing the red muzzle-bandana attends spin classes every Tuesday night, all three Weasel Bandits, for normal attire they share the same uniform, which includes black t-shirts with matching boots and newsie-caps, white gloves, and black bracelets, what distinguishes each member are their muzzle-obscuring bandanas which come in red, yellow, and blue, there are also several unnamed members of the Lightning Bolt society. Dave's mom says that the Lightning Bolts are not a bad enough influence on him and he should be more like Eggman instead. All members of the Lightning Bolt Society wear long purple robes adorned with lightning bolts and hoods, the latter which they use to hide their faces. They also each wear a red fez with the Lightning Bolt Society's insignia on the front, which depicts a fist clutching two lightning bolts. The group is the closest things Dave has to real friends, despite them too formerly idolizing Eggman, until Eggman was revealed to not be a doctor, they now consider him a joke. All members of the Lightning Bolt Society wear long purple robes adorned with lightning bolts and hoods, the latter which they use to hide their faces. They also each wear a red fez with the Lightning Bolt Society's insignia on the front, which depicts a fist clutching two lightning bolts. Dave has a pretty basic way of speaking, he doesn't say stuff like "dude," "man," or anything to sound cool, pretty much the only things that set his way of speaking apart from other people is his voice and catchphrase, "I'm on my break." What Dave wants more than anything is to watch the entire world burn.