IG-88's Rewrite Adventures Of Shang-Chi and The Legend of Ten Rings

## LINES OF DIALOGUE

Mid-credits scene:

* (The scene cuts inside the library of Sanctum Sanctorum where IG-88, Le, Dr. Octagonapus, Wong, Katy Chen, and Shang-Chi are discussing about the Ten Rings, which was placed on the table with holographs of Bruce Banner, Carol Danvers, Benny The Spaceman, Stampy Cat, Asriel, Henry Stickmin, Edd and Hannah Whitehouse.)
* IG-88: Everyone, the item in front of you is the Ten Rings. A mystical item originally owned by Shang-Chi's father, Xiu Wen-Wu, the Mandarin.
* Hannah Whitehouse: Wait, you mean the real leader who attacked our boss in Afghanistan?
* IG-88: Uhh, yeah... Exactly. (To Wong) What did you get, Wong?
* Wong: Hmm. They don’t match any artefacts from our codex. What do you think?
* Bruce: Mm, I’m not sure. They’re not vibranium. Chitauri?
* Carol Danvers: Not like any alien tech I’ve seen. How long did your dad have them before he gave them to you?
* Shang-Chi: Um… About a thousand years.
* Le: Really?
* Dr. Octagonapus: Of course.
* Benny The Spaceman: More than a year.
* Stampy Cat: I can't believe it!
* Asriel: 1 Thousand years!
* Henry Stickmin: I calculated right.
* Edd: Good point Henry.
* Hannah Whitehouse: A thousand years? I guess this item grant him immortality.
* Shang-Chi: Exactly. He went a lot of wars and conquests with it in the past before he met my mom.
* Hannah Whitehouse: I see. What are the readings out there, Dr. Banner?
* Bruce: Hmm.. Their thermoluminescence indicates they’re older than that. By a lot.
* Wong: The first time you used the rings, we felt it in Kamar-Taj.
* Le: Wow.
* Dr. Octagonapus: Indeed it is.
* Benny The Spaceman: Amazing.
* Stampy Cat: I know it sounds interesting to you Wong.
* Asriel: Yep I calculate how it planned to be.
* Henry Stickmin: The Ten Rings.
* Edd: Maybe if there's anything that we proceed our mission.
* Hannah Whitehouse: Same here in Boston. A few days ago, Bailey also got weird readings in NASA where they thought that they originally came from outer space.
* (IG-88, Le, Dr. Octagonapus, Katy, Shang-Chi, Wong, Benny The Spaceman, Stampy Cat, Asriel, Henry Stickmin, Edd, Hannah, Bruce and Carol saw a light in the hologram.)
* Katy: What is it?
* Carol Danver: A beacon.
* Bruce Banner: They're sending a message.
* IG-88: What message, Bruce?
* Le: Tell Me.
* Dr. Octagonapus: Go on.
* Benny The Spaceman: Anything else?
* Stampy Cat: What's the point?
* Asriel: What are you typing?
* Henry Stickmin: Bruce, do you have it?
* Edd: Do me a favor please.
* Hannah Whitehouse: I'll check to see if its clear.
* Shang-Chi: A message to where?
* (The beeping sound stops.)
* Carol Danvers: I’m so sorry. I have to deal with this. You can get my number from Bruce, Benny, Stampy, Asriel, Henry, Edd and Hannah. It was so nice to meet you.
* (Carol Danvers logs out.)
* Bruce: Yeah, I… I don’t have her number. She does this a lot.
* IG-88: It’s okay, Bruce. I have her number, by the way.
* Bruce: Thanks, 88. (To IG-88, Shang-Chi, Katy, and Wong) Guys, stay safe. Welcome to the circus. (Bruce logs out)
* Le: Alright then.
* Dr. Octagonapus: That's it.
* Benny The Spaceman: With all our help.
* Stampy Cat: Good thing we had it.
* Asriel: Sure thing.
* Henry Stickmin: Awesome!
* Edd: We'll have it checked out.
* Hannah Whitehouse: We're looking forward to work with you, Shang-Chi and Katy. Welcome to the Squad. (Shang-Chi and Katy smile in response. Then, turns to IG-88) By the way, 88. I heard that Emma is having a ballet performance with Harriet, and Miranda tonight. Don't be late.
* IG-88: Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry about that. No worries, Hannah. You too. By the way, take care as well.
* (Hannah smiles and logs out)
* IG-88: Wong, Katie, Shang-Chi. I'll be going now. My daughter is having a ballet performance tonight. Ugh, How can I forgot?
* Wong: Don't worry, 88. I'll take it from here (Uses the sling ring to create a portal for IG-88, Le, Dr. Octagonapus, Benny, Stampy Cat, Asriel, Henry and Edd to transport him into the theater where Emma is having a ballet performance.)
* IG-88: Got it. See you soon, guys.
* (IG-88 shakes the hands of Wong, Shang-Chi and Katy.)
* Shang-Chi: It's an honor, 88.
* Le: Farewell.
* Dr. Octagonapus: Goodbye.
* Benny The Spaceman: See you later.
* Stampy Cat: Take care.
* Asriel: Looking forward to it.
* Henry Stickmin: Bye guys.
* Edd: And remember make sure everything is clear.
* (IG-88 leaves the Sanctum with Le, Dr. Octagonapus, Benny, Stampy Cat, Asriel, Henry and Edd and enters the portal where it disappears.)
* Wong: I know this is a lot to take in, but you’re gonna have to start getting used to that. From now on, the trajectory of your lives will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. And there’s no going back. You both have a long journey ahead of you. Go home, get some rest.
* Katy: That's a good idea.
* Shang-Chi: Yeah, yeah. We probably should do that. Or....
* (The scene shifts into Shang-Chi, Katy, and Wong singing "Hotel California" By Eagles at the karaoke bar.)
* Katy, Wong and Shang-Chi: (SINGING) ♪ Welcome to the Hotel California ♪ ♪ Such a lovely place ♪ ♪ Such a lovely place ♪♪ Such a lovely face ♪ ♪ Such a lovely face ♪