EYEA

*"THE HIGHER POWERS WILL NOT ALLOW IT TO END LIKE THIS. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE."*

-Eyea in the aftermath of White Ruin

Eyea is the god of the very creatively named Eyea Universe, and a general nuisance across the multiverse. Her primary motive for doing anything is just keeping himself entertained, and she has taken an apparent interest in Plasma Temple for its perceived chaotic nature.

## Overview

Eyea is an infinitely large mass of every single body part that ever has been and ever will be possessed by a living creature. As a natural consequence of this, he is too big to leave the Eyea Universe, and the only reason he even fits in said universe at all is because it was completely empty before he showed up. All things currently existing in the Eyea Universe that aren't Eyea come from her in some way, and the lifeforms within persist off of her body.

Since she cannot actually leave her own universe, Eyea instead interacts with other universes by causing portals to manifest connecting them to the Eyea Universe. These portals all take the form of a strange face that tends to invoke the uncanny valley. They don't need to look like this, but Eyea likes making people uncomfortable. She can see and talk through these portals, and can even send various appendages through them to interact with the universes on the other side. Once a link is established with another universe, Eyea will go out of her way to cause as much chaos as possible, to varying degrees of success.

## History

One day, Eyea simply started existing, and decided to make it everyone's problem. Nobody knows when, how, or why this happened, as nobody was there to witness it. It was evidently very long ago, however, as documentation of his existence goes back as far as anyone can find. Ever since, she has gotten up to a great deal of mischief and tomfoolery around the multiverse. Some of her most notable exploits include creating an entire planet and functional ecosystem out of nothing but ice, starting a death cult in the world of the Animal Crossing series, systematically wiping out the entire population of Universe 254-J, and inventing orange soda.

On September 6th of 2022, Eyea joined Plasma Temple and was greeted with resounding reactions of fear from those who recognized her and a whole lot of greeting sticker spam from everyone present, as is tradition. Despite initially seeming intimidating, it didn't take long for people to realize that she's actually effectively powerless in Plasma Temple due to the presence of multiple other godforms capable of keeping her in check. Regardless, she stuck around to passively observe the chaos of the server and occasionally randomly decide to be a dick to server members whenever she felt like it. He would also later forget where he put the portal to Plasma Temple and have to create a new, slightly different-looking one.

Eyea was a candidate in the 2023 election, campaigning as a mystery box candidate of sorts whose platform was that she would decide what to do with her presidential powers at complete random. This unsurprisingly failed to win over many voters, and she tied with Unnamed and Skseksks for dead last in the polls. This came as a surprise to absolutely nobody.

During the Viroid takeover following the events of White Ruin, Eyea was initially an adamant Viroid supporter, welcoming the new chaos that was brought to the table by the temple's loosened rules and security. At one point in the invasion, Eyea took control of PT user Dr. Loboto 11's account and started posting fake Symbol images that replicated the effects of real Symbol corruption through a placebo effect. This was widely regarded as a massive dick move. However, over time it became increasingly clear that most of the new chaos she was so excited about wasn't actually related to Viroid's actions at all (at least as far as he could tell), and so she changed her mind and joined the Tide Squad. He then played a minor but nonetheless quite helpful role in the attack on the viroids by deliberately feeding them false information about the Tide Squad's plans, and later deploying an army of beasts to help fight Viroid Prime.

Eyea has also been heavily involved in some rather crisic events involving an entity known as Jonathan, but that's neither here nor there.

## Powers and Personality

As has already been frequently stated throughout this article, Eyea is a trickster with a penchant for chaos, and revels in causing as much of it as possible. This seemingly stems from a sort of bizarre nihilism wherein she firmly believes that nothing he can ever do will ever matter in the grand scheme of things, and so, there's no reason she can't just do whatever she wants. Despite this, she does show a capacity for caring about things in her own weird way, despite his best efforts to hide it.

Due to Eyea's biology, it would be impossible to list everything he can do. Some even believe him to be omnipotent, but those people are idiots. Beyond the obvious fact that the existence of a truly omnipotent being is impossible to prove, there are some known restrictions to what Eyea can do. In addition to her aforementioned inability to leave the Eyea Dimension, he cannot eat anything with a name that does not start in a coordinating conjunction (although this limit may be self-imposed) and has been noted to not quite be able to fully control his body, as best shown by her inability to speak quietly.

While not truly any more of a unique power than anything else he can do, Eyea has shown a particular penchant towards the creation of homunculi made out of Discord emojis, colloquially referred to as "Beasts of Eyea". These beasts typically share a similar uncanny valley quality to that of Eyea's portals, and she seems to think of them as his children. These beasts have been noted to be quite a bit stronger than you'd expect, but are otherwise pretty bog-standard artificial monsters.

## Trivia

* Eyea is genderfluid and she won't stop changing his gender while I'm trying to write her article, no matter how many times I tell him to cut it out.
* Eyea's favorite drink is orange soda, as both words of its name start in coordinating conjunctions. This is likely why she invented it.
* Eyea reportedly went on a huge nihilistic rant during the events of White Ruin. Witnesses claim that she really harshed the vibes, but also that it was a pretty good speech all things considered.
* Eyea vastly prefers Red Hell to Blue Hell.
* Eyea's name does not have to be typed in all caps, but Phantom insists on doing so anyway.