Episode 005: Date With A Tsundere

This isn't a date or anything, okay, dummy!

**After:**

018 Tsundere Love Confession,

001 A Yandere Kohai Kidnapping,

023 The Necromancer

## Cast

* Senpai (The Original Protagonist)
* Suzume Okiyaki (Tsundere)
	+ Hana Hirano (Class Rep.)

## Summary

On a rainy day, Suzume Okiyaki is left waiting at her favorite cafe.  When Senpai finally appears she play off that the "date" isn't anything special. Her frustration briefly disappears when the waitress comes for their orders. But as soon as the waitress leaves he's left to a barrage of insults and accusations. She calms down again when the food is delivered only to receives a text from Hana. The text asks if Okiyaki and Senpai want to meet up at the tennis court. He then embarrasses her by saying he would rather spend the rest of the day with her instead. In traditional tsundere fashion, a flustered Okiyaki berates him and leaves.

## Character Notes

### *Tsundere*

Apparantly likes to wear sweaters in June and loves strawberry delight cake.

## Trivia

One of the few videos officially subbed.

Includes a message from the editor:

[caution:"really friendly town" includes lonely
yandere, some suicidal teenagers, a girl who digs
up her dead lover's corpse and this one tsundere with a
crush on some loser who may or may not be
murdered by said yandere a week or two from now.]

## Script

[Calm background music; clattering of tableware; muttered
background voices, restaurant atmosphere]
[Chair sliding back]
[Sitting down]
Hey
Uh
I didn't expect you to come.
What?
It's not like I really care if you came here or not.
I'd be perfectly fine being here by my self.
I eat here all the time anyway.
It's my favourite café in town.
Y-y-you like my sweater?
Thanks.
I just bought it the other day.
Don't get the wrong idea though!
I didn't wear it today just because I'm meeting you here,
okay
You probably already have the wrong idea about
everything!
This isn't...
[Little gasp]
This isn't a date or anything, okay, dummy!
I only invited you to have lunch with me because you just
moved to town.
I figured I could be nice and show you around a little!
I'm starting to regret it now.
What if someone sees me with you?
They'll definitely get the wrong idea
[Frustrated] Ughr
This is so embarassing
[Sighs]
[Waitress walking over to the table]
Oh
The waitress is here.
What do you want?
I'm having the strawberry delight cake and a vanilla
latte.
[Waitress walking away]
If I knew that you were such a perv, I wouldn't have invited you here!
What?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Yeah right, make all the excuses you want.
I saw you staring at the waitress with that look on your
face, you pervert!
Hmmph
Honestly...
You're embarassing me
I can't believe I'm waisting my time hanging out with a
perv!
Hmmph
Whatever.
Who? The class rep? Hana Urano?
Yeah, I'm friends with her.
What about her?
You're asking if she told me to invite you to hang out
with me?
No, of course not.
Where did you even get that from?
I invited you because I wanted to.
Even though I'm starting to regret it now.
Hmmph
Why would you ask that though?
Oh
Our desserts are here.
[Clinging cutlery]
So, do you like it?
This cake is my absolute favourite food in the entire
world!
It's so sweet and soft and fluffly and ...
What?
Why are you smiling at me like that, you dummy?
I didn't know it was a crime to like cake!
Hmmph!
[Takes bite of cake]
[Mouth full with cake] So, ...
How you like this town so far, hm?
Yeah.
It's a great place, even if it's small.
Everyone here is really friendly.
[Dark note from editor]
What?
What do you mean "everyone besides you"?!
I-I-I don't care if you're just kidding!
That was really rude of you!
If I was so unfriendly, then I'wouldn't be spending MY
time with you!
Yeah
Keep apologizing you dummy!
[Text message alert]
Oh
It's a text from Hana.
She's asking if we wanna meet up with her and the rest of
the gang at the tennis court after this.
You want to?
What?
WHAT ARE Y...
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Y-Y-YOU
DUMMY!
YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY
A-A-ALONE WITH ME?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
I barely even know you, and you're saying all these weird things!
Don't tell me to keep my voice down!
Who cares if other people are staring?!
Honestly!
I've had enough of this.
[Stands up]
[Swiftly walks out]
[Almost crying, closes door behind her]
[Keeps walking]
[Keeps walking, sniffling and panting]
You really are just a dummy...
[Walks away