Shexar

shexar chomping on her favourite meal

### Ban Reason

Towards other players, typically excessive and unfunny jokes about spiders or some shit

shexar is an active moderator on Purity Vanilla. She is transgender, however I do not need to type that out as by the time you click on this page she's probably told you about 200 times. It is both who she is, and a hobby. She holds the record for the most corrupt mod, tied with pulque.

## Early Transition

It is a little know fact that when shexar originally started playing Purity, she was a 40-year-old man with uncontrollable sweat issues. She spent her time mostly grooming children such as W3Know, however this would come back to bite her. W3Know tracked her IP down, located her address, and broke into her house, demanding that she transition into a female as he was not attracted to men. Although shexar did not want to comply, W3Know strapped her down and, through the marvel of medical science, was able to turn shexar from a 40-year-old man to a 17-year-old girl. However, not long after, W3Know became extremely jealous that shexar's dick was several inches longer than his, and quit the server in an effort to find a girl whose dick was not quite as big.

## shexar's Dick Cheese

Now that she was comfortably in W3's faction DC, she realised that she was far enough from spawn that mods would never catch her hacking. Thus, she began to hack in every way she knew how. Starting off with lowkey hacks such as flight and kill aura, she moved quickly to more intensive hacks, such as creative mod, banning perms, and the ability to kill someone IRL. This eventually resulted in the death of MiningBoomBoy, a heinous crime that Shex has never apologised for.

Now that shex was in the group, DC's reputation as a faction of immoral hackers was cemented. Having joined the ranks alongside known scammer thanosisnotuwu and in-game sex offender eulogysinger, Shex learned the many different ways a human being could be corrupt. For example, some days she would wait for eulo to afk at their gold farm (made from 4 stacks of obby gaining 1 gold ingot an hour), and immediately bedtrap and kill him, then threaten any other DC members who tried to help him with doxxing. After going through this process numerous times, and doxxing cat\_mucher's real name (Fatcunt Dicksweat), shex realised that this level of corruption would not do. It's one thing to be corrupt as a regular player, but there was only one role she could think of to take her corruption to new heights...

## Mod Speedrun

After losing the favour of everyone's favourite pedophile Elkritch, shexar realised that she needed to step up her game. Her life revolved around other people giving her stuff for free, and there was nothing more impressive than being given a position of authority that you didn't deserve. In order to ensure this, shexar hacked into the staff chat on the discord server, picked out the list of potential mods, added herself into the list and killed all other prospective candidates.

Her kills were as follows:

Rhonor - shex killed Rhonor by going to the UK (and putting a peg on her nose to handle the smell) and finding him at his house. Noticing that he was cosplaying as Sailor Moon and jacking off to himself in the mirror, she silently broke into the house, and pulled him into a choke from behind. As Rhonor passed out and began to die, he finished.

Julian419 - One night, whilst Julian was busy staring at his shulkers of block game wealth and trying to feel some self-worth, shex dm'd him and whispered that she had a shulker of netherite blocks with his name on it, and all he had to do was record himself cutting both of his legs off. Julian immediately grabbed a camera and began hacking, and successfully amputated both legs, but died from blood loss before he could return to his computer.

griefyoudotEXE - Tracking grief down to a remote lakehouse in Albania, shex was scared to see what she would find. Outside, grief sat on the pier of the dock, with a fishing rod in hand, and both eyes shut. She could hear him snoring, however, when there was a snag on the line, she watched as he pulled up the fish in one swift stroke, landing it directly in his fishing basket. Amazed, shex realised that grief had figured out how to afk fish in real life. This did not stop her from slitting his throat, however, this did not stop him from continuing to fish. Some say his rotting corpse continues to afk fish to this very day.

MiningBoomBoy - shex had already killed BoomBoy, but out of pity attended his funeral. Here she took a shit in his casket and screamed 'CLOWN DOWN' before being escorted outside and savagely beaten by NSO members AcneChrist and YeahItsRico.

After all of this, shex was the only option left, and was crowned 'The Mod No One Wanted' by Penguin.

## A sequence of poor decisions

Not long after her crowning, shex's position in DC was put in turmoil as her base, DC 1, was griefed by NSO. This spurred shex into action - she was tired of eulo's dumb dumb retard dumb choices (see: voxel mapping the base to ItzFreaks) and decided she needed a new group. Thus she settled on Origin, a group of oldfags pretending to be newfags and not actually doing anything at their base. After a month or so, realising that Origin was shit and pointless, she moved on to Gardenia, a group that was just Zen but with more corruption.

Gardenia are well-known on the server for their duping antics, leading to a mass-ban of their members. It is often joked that shexar had a part in these dupes, however, this is not accurate. She actually taught them the duping method, in addition to badminning them the resources that they needed to make it work. Once they duped and crashed the server for about a month, she ratted them out to Boone, feigning innocence. As a Tier 3 Simp, Boone has no choice but to believe her, and banned all involved except for shex. She can still be found to this day munching on egaps that she got from 'dungeons' and 'W3's echest in exchange for feet pics'.

## Where you can find shex today

Shex has gone back to DC, after realising that her immorality is only enhanced by those around her, and seeing that DC added the highly-feared hacker 1PGamer to their ranks. She spends her time mostly Gardenia sex duping and calling people evil mean names in chat, or munching on onions while arguing with RobertDonald about stuff that only those two actually care about.

She has still never apologised for the horrific murder and further slanderous actions of and towards MiningBoomBoy.