Kidnap

*"**Kidnap**" is the 21st episode in Season 1 in Annoying Kid.*

## *Synopsis*

*Annoying Kid is riding in Dad's car, asking his father, "Are we there yet?", but only taking an answer "No!" from him. Annoying Kid then loudly blows his nose with a tissue, saying that he's got "snot blocks". Tired and frustrated, Dad orders Annoying Kid not to push his luck or he will take him to the foster care. Taking his warning personally, Annoying Kid tells Dad that he doesn't love him, but he angrily silences him by shouting "SHUT UP!". Feeling bad and revengeful, Annoying Kid uses the tissue as a whip and smacks his father, making him scream in pain. Enraged by the mild violence from his own son, Dad eventually gives up and tells Annoying Kid that he's taking him to the foster care. Annoying Kid then becomes scared, and begs him not to do it, saying that he was "just joking". And when Dad refuses to reassure him (as if he could give him another chance to behave), as another effort to pay him back, Annoying Kid ties the tissue around his mouth, writes on a piece of paper, "Help! Kidnap", and then shows it to a police car following from behind. When the police car starts honking its siren horn at Dad's car, Annoying Kid then cackles evilly, thinking that his plan is going to work.*

*As the screen cuts to black, Dad is promptly pulled over by the police (who believe Annoying Kid's help sign). At first, the officer tells Dad to step out of the car, but when Dad stammers, he shouts at him, "NOW!"*

*However, Annoying Kid ends up at the foster care anyway, which means his plan to get Dad arrested failed. As Dad drives away, laughing evilly at the joy of finally defeating Annoying Kid, he yells out to him, "BOLLOCKS!".*

## *Cast*

* *Gibson Batty as Annoying Kid*
* *David Holt as Dad*
* *Mike Cooper as Police Officer (unseen)*

## *Transcript*

*(country music playing)*

*Annoying Kid: Are we there yet?*

*Dad: No!*

*Annoying Kid: \*wipes nose with a tissue, covering it in snot\* I got snot blocks.*

*(Annoying Kid starts rapidly blowing his nose)*

*Dad: Leave it!*

*Annoying Kid: But I--*

*Dad: Don’t push your luck, or I'll take you to the children's care.*

*Annoying Kid: \*sniff\* You don't care about me. \*sniffs again\* It's not fair. You don't love me. YOU DON'T LOVE--*

*Dad: SHUT UP!*

*(country music continues playing)*

*(Annoying Kid whips Dad with the tissue)*

*Dad: G'OWW! Ooh! Ha! Fatso! I've had enough of you! I'm taking you to the care!*

*Annoying Kid: Oh, no! Oh, no, not the care, no, Dad! Dad, please, not the care! No, Dad! I was just joking! I mean, Dad-- PLEASE! Please, no! Oh! Oh no! No! Oh...*

*Dad: Oh, yes! It's straight to the care for YOU, Sunny Jim! You'll learn a thing or 2 in there. A bit of discipline will do you the world of good. There's not point in fighting it, young man. We're going to the care, and we're going NOW!*

*(While Dad is heard talking angrily to him, Annoying Kid wraps tissue around his mouth to make him look tied up, grabs a sign, writes "Help! Kidnap" on it and shows it to a police car behind the car he's in)*

*Dad: Oh, yes. You'll miss me when I'm gone, you li'l brat! I work my fingers to the bone for you, and this is how you got--*

*(The police car sirens wails as Annoying Kid giggles sinisterly)*

*Dad: Oh... bloody hell...*

*\*screen cuts to black\**

*Dad: Oh, uh... Good afternoon, officer. Err, wh..wha...*

*Police Officer: Turn the engine off, sir, and step out of the vehicle.*

*Dad: Uhh, now...*

*Police Officer: NOW!!!!!*

*(After the credits have finished, violin music starts playing. We cut to Annoying Kid standing outside THE CARE, looking miserable while watching Dad drive away.)*

*Dad: (chuckling and laughing maniacally) BOLLOCKS! (laughs manically)*

*\*Cratty Klanz Media logo appears and screen fades to black\**

## *Trivia*

* *This is the final Annoying Kid episode of season 1.*