Panchito SpongeBob vs Henry Stickman

Wiz: Panchito SpongeBob the SpongeBob made from crappy animated software

Boomstick: And Henry Stickman the stick figure that took the world by storm he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons and abilities to find out who would win a Death Battle

Panchito SpongeBob

Boomstick:Ya know Wiz Im not really sure about this guy your telling me he's meant to be an even dealer version of SpongeBob

Wiz: Yes so you see Panchito SpongeBob is a poorly drawn SpongeBob that had ridiculous popularity in the first couple days of YouTube he's basically SpongeBob but a lot more realistic

Boomstick:Uh okay so what can he do

Wiz:Well SpongeBob in this universe has quite the arsenal on him he has many guns such as pistols rifles and even lazerbeams he also has things like knives bombs chainsaws axes really I can go on and on and on

Boomstick:Damn this SpongeBob sounds pretty badass

Wiz: Then hell sound even more badass in a minute as one of his biggest feats is his stealth his pure stealth allows him to sneak around someone and quite literally rip them into pieces and that's just when he's being sneaky

Boomstick:Sheesh the next thing your gonna tell me is that he can come back from literally being poisoned to death

Wiz: Uh actually yeah he can he is literally able to come back to life from pretty much anything and let's not forget his greatest form Cy-Bob

Boomstick:So it's SpongeBob but Cyborg?

Wiz:Yes you see Cy-Bob can do many things like shoot lazers missiles he can fly he has a super arm that he can magnetize anything too he can use a saw arm again theres just so much here

Boomstick: Alright Wiz ya sold me this guy's pretty strong

Wiz:Indeed you better hope you never run into this Sponge ever

Henry Stickman

Wiz:It all started back at a particular bank where this tall stick fellow showed up and he was running low on cash

Boomstick: And through this stickman's actions he will choose how his story will end and by that I mean manually choose what he'll do

Wiz: To start Henry has many weapons to choose from either real life weapons to movie weapons to Video Games to even things you think shouldn't be used as weapons like a...giant plastic ball?

Boomstick: Uh Wiz are we sure this is not God were talking about

Wiz: Well...I think it might as well be cause this stickman can literally do anything he literally has the ability to make himself lag the scene transitions Henry is Broken!!!

Boomstick: So how do you suppose we end this bit

Wiz:I guess all we can say is Respect Henry Stickman

Pre-Battle

Wiz: Alright the combanants are set weve run the data through all possibilities...kinda

Boomstick: It's time to Rob the Baaaaaannnnkkk

Death Battle

A Bank is shown in the middle of nowhere Henry on one side with a giant missle in hand and Panchito SpongeBob and Patrick on the other side with masks and guns

Panchito SpongeBob: Remember Patrick we have to do this as quick and painlessly as possible we don't want to attract too much attention

Panchito Patrick: Yeah lets do this beach

Henry then accidentally fires the missle over the bank and into Panchito SpongeBob and Patrick

Panchito SpongeBob and Patrick:Gahhhh

Henry:Oups

Panchito SpongeBob and Patrick then get back up and are confused with what happened

Panchito Patrick: What the hell was that SpongeBob

Panchito SpongeBob: I don't know but we can't let it happen again quickly lets check and see what's on the other side

Panchito SpongeBob and Patrick then head to the other side of the bank only to find a tall stick figure attempting to fire another missle at the wall

Panchito SpongeBob:Hey you get the hell outta here this is our bank go get your own

Panchito SpongeBob then readies his rifle on Henry only for him to pull out a rifle of his own out of thin air and readies it at Panchito SpongeBob

Panchito SpongeBob: Patrick do me a favor and go inside and get as much money as you can I wanna kill this F---er myself

Panchito Patrick quickly heads inside the bank and Panchito SpongeBob looks back at Henry with a pissed look

Panchito SpongeBob: Bring it on beach

Fight!

They both start rapidly firing at each other with their rifles the bullets bouncing off each other Panchito SpongeBob was the first to run out of ammo

Panchito SpongeBob:Son of a beach

He then drops the gun and hides behind a rock then pulls out a regular gun

Panchito SpongeBob:(How the hell is he not out of bullets)

He then comes out a few times to shoot at Henry eventually he was out of ammo too Panchito SpongeBob then steps out of hiding and throws a grenade at Henry who quickly jumps out of the way before it explodes Panchito SpongeBob the pulls out his lazerbeams and shoots mercilessly at Henry and eventually lands a hit on him Henry quickly drinks a healing potion and becomes good as new

Panchito SpongeBob:SON OF A BEACH!!!

Henry then pulls out a tazer gun and a grenade he then throws the grenade at Panchito SpongeBob then shoots the tazer gun at the grenade

Panchito SpongeBob:Aw What the F-

Panchito SpongeBobs words were cut off by a gigantic explosion sending Panchito SpongeBob far away Panchito Sandy saw Panchito SpongeBob unconcious meanwhile Henry was heavily injured limping back into the bank he saw Panchito Patrick with money bags in his hand who then saw Henry and glared at him

Panchito Patrick:What are you doing in here chump

Panchito Patrick then dropped the bags and pointed his gun at Henry who quickly chugged another healing potion before thinking of a plan he then started doing the distraction dance Panchito Patrick looked at him with an unamused look

Panchito Patrick:pfff that dancing isn't even good

Panchito Patrick then starts to break dance they then both do a dance off which attracts everyone in the bank until a Square Cyborg figure grabbed Henry behind the neck and slammed him against the wall pinning him this Square figure was Cy-Bob

Cy-Bob:Prepare your anus

He then activates his saw arm and attempts to decapitate Henry before Henry pulls out the buster sword out of thin air and counter attacks the saw they then engage in a sword duel until Henry gets the buster sword stuck in the ground and struggles to pull it back up before Panchito SpongeBob charges at him and attempts to slash him with his saw arm but Henry just barely dodged and then he drank the Nrg Drink which made Panchito SpongeBob completely stop and Then Henry without hesitation slowly ripped him apart beyond repair Henry than exited the bank but realizes he forgot the money

Henry:Wait I almost forgot about the-nrrrraaaa

But by the time he remembered he got a heart attack and died himself Henrys spirit than came out annoyed

Henry:Crap

K.O

Boomstick: I don't know what's weirder the fact that both of them died or the fact that Panchito Patrick was never seen afterwards

Wiz: This fight was actually somewhat close and there may have been a chance for the fight to have a different outcome if it weren't for Henrys combat skills

Boomstick:That sponge guy isn't exactly the best fighter even as a cyborg his metal literally being torn apart in his own series

Wiz:Now I'm sure you may be thinking wait the Nrg Drink Kills Henry then couldn't Panchito SpongeBob just evade him until the affects wore off well here's one problem with that...THE NRG DRINK LITARALLY STOPS TIME ITSELF

Boomstick: Considering the effects of the Nrg Drink cause Henry to roughly go the same speed as The Flash it's not even near possible for bob to move during this time litarally everything existing in real time just freezes holy crap

Wiz: Really even in speed and strength Henry is just barely higher than Panchito SpongeBob being able to both lift up people and throw them to even outrunning an entire army of the Walls minions and while yes it is true that Panchitobob can come back to life that would only actually work if at least some major form of him were still in tact

Boomstick:And since Henry litarally ripped his ass apart there wasn't any piece of him left to revive hell if ripping him into pieces didnt work Henrys Stickman punch will litarally being able to turn someone to ashes and dust

Wiz:The average power of the falcon punch is 400% however it's only been strong enough to split people into shapes considering Henrys Stickman punch litarally made the Right Hand Mans entire upper half completely disappear his punch would have to have a power of at least 50,000%

Boomstick: Panchito SpongeBobs punches are literally squeaky being so weak it feels fluffy

Wiz: Although Panchito SpongeBobs movement and arsenal gave him a strong shot Henry Stickmans choices are what gave him the edge

Boomstick:It's too bad that sponges kill power couldn't stick to this stick figure

Wiz:The Winner Is Henry Stickman

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