John Christmas

John Christmas in 21/03/10 - VS.

**John Christmas** (also stylized **johnXmas**), also known as **Santa Claus** or **St. Nicholas**, is the Johnman of Christmas.

## Physical appearance

John Christmas wears a Pipe Hat, a Fireworks Shirt, and Big-Spender Shorts. He has brown hair and black eyes; interestingly, he looks identical to John Easter.

Christmas's Santa Claus persona is stereotypically depicted as a jolly old overweight man who wears red and has a questionable business relationship with Christmas Elves. Like with his wife, Mrs. Claus, Christmas probably becomes Santa Claus when he has a Fire Flower.

## Biography

### Origins

*Main article: YoungSanta29*
Many people argue about whether Santa Claus really exists. The truth, however, is that his existence is a Schrödinger's time paradox. John Christmas was born when Desbug revealed his persona of YoungSanta29 to the public during the 3D World Online, which takes place in both 2013 and 2021. This created Young Santa in the year 299 CE, who eventually became John Christmas.

### The Dear Old Man

John Christmas is famous for giving part of his infinite supply of free stuff to small children on Christmas, but only if they are nice small children. Naughty children instead get part of his infinite supply of Coal. The exact details of Christmas's free stuff is a trade secret, and can strike fear into one's heart with endless questions. How is John Christmas so omniscient? Is John Christmas a good person? Is John Christmas going to end my life with his infinite nukes? These questions can then lead to a deep and sometimes irrational fear called **Claustrophobia**.

### 2006

Squidward Tentacles publicly shared his Claustrophobia on the show *SpongeBob Squarepants*, raising public awareness of the fear.

### 2013

In the aftermath of the Sprixie Invasion, Rosalina used a Fire Flower for the first known time, transforming her into Heyday Mrs. Claus. At an unknown period of time, Heyday Mrs. Claus met a younger version of John Christmas, YoungSanta29, and the two became married.

### 2021

#### March

By March 3, RedFalcon had developed gift blindness, becoming unable to discern gifts from non-gifts. This led him to face Christmas and birthdays with endless confusion, giving him claustrophobia. He revealed this publicly while playing Back to Hands-on Hall in It's a Girls Night Out (March 3), part of the 3D World Online series. In the same video, Desbug revealed his Spaceplan username, YoungSanta29, in the paradoxical series of events that created John Christmas over a thousand years earlier.

In A Totally Normal Mario Maker 2 Versus Mode Video (March 15), John Christmas played as Red Mario in Sprixie World 3 and decided to be a Gremlin, encouraging Twitch to be Sus. Christmas then acquired a Furry Bell and began bullying Raysfire, who was playing as Toadette, with the help of a Furry Luigi. Christmas and the Luigi found Toadette unworthy of being in Super Mario Maker 2, as Peach and Rosalina had taken her spot in Super Mario 3D World. However, Christmas felt guilty and starting Carrying the streamer. Due to his failure to do this effectively, Rays declared Christmas a "rascal" and a "crazy man" and decided that he was unworthy of Carrying him.

In This INSANE Shortcut Stole Me the Victory... (March 18), John Christmas played as Luigi in the Dinosaur Sky. Although Raysfire found the whole situation silly, Cheese" invoked a P-Switch Stalemate, blocking off a Multilane Entrance. BigTodd and Christmas elected to join Cheese's senseless Gremlin actions, but the trio eventually relented. Later, Raysfire used Map Knowledge to beat the Scuffed level using its INSANE Shortcut.

In The Biggest Clutch of My Mario Maker Career (March 22), Christmas played as Red Mario in an Ice Land Hold-Righter Level. Thanks to his Red Mario Advantage, he acquired the Dub despite a Near Flub.

In This match was pure chaos. (March 25), Christmas participated in the Pure Chaos War, playing as Todd in the Missile Airship, and watched as Raysfire and Ayoo.Rik waited for their Jail sentences to end. Christmas also participated in the Group Project to defeat Giant Clown Bowser and witnessed the historical MLG 360 Noscope.

In I Played Against Bill Gates in VS Mode (March 27), Rays' Red Mario Carried Christmas's Luigi in a Toads vs. Bros. 2v2 against chaser007's Todd, carried by a Toadette. Although the Toadette fell victim to a Desbug Special, Chaser claimed the lead. Upon a Pipe Exit, Christmas switched off and Carried Rays. Opting not to go Checkyless, Christmas took a hit and was unable to defeat Chaser after disagreements with Red Mario's big Fist.

### 2022

#### May

On May 4, RedFalcon again confirmed that he believes in Santa Claus. (I Removed Lakitu from Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, 6:45)

## Relationships

* YoungSanta29 - Past Self
* Mrs. Claus - Wife
* Rosalina/Heyday Mrs. Claus - Wife's Past Self
* Desbug's Dad - Grandfather

Allies* Johnmen
* Imposters
* Twitch
* Raysfire - Former Enemy, Unreciprocated Ally
* P-Switch Gremlins
	+ BigTodd
	+ Cheese"
* Ayoo.Rik - Situational Ally
* RedFalcon - Claustrophobic
* Toadette
* chaser007

## Speculation

### Easter

One theory goes that John Christmas and John Easter are actually the same person and not two different Johnmen, as they look and dress exactly the same. However, a countertheory suggests that they're simply identical twins with the same sense of fashion. Or clones. Christmas and Easter are both traditional Christian holidays.

## Notes and references

1. ↑ I got clickbaited by my own viewers... (1:35)
2. ↑ Champion's Road but Modded to be WAY Harder...
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 It's a Girls Night Out
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 4.4 A Totally Normal Mario Maker 2 Versus Mode Video
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 This INSANE Shortcut Stole Me the Victory...
6. ↑ The Biggest Clutch of My Mario Maker Career
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 This match was pure chaos.
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 I Played Against Bill Gates in VS Mode
9. ↑ Mario Maker but if I Die it's Permanent...