Matchmaker McIntyre

**Matchmaker McIntyre** is a one-time antagonistic character in *Pickle and Peanut.* He makes his debut in the Season Five Finale, "Real Date". He is the former CEO and manager of the online dating service "Couple Corral". When all of the subscribers were happily together, all of his subscribers deleted their profiles and cancelled their memberships, causing him to go bankrupt. In an effort to make money again, he attempted to force Peanut to break up with Eileen and rejoin his site.

## Appearance

Matchmaker McIntyre is an overweight middle-aged man, with pumpkin-orange hair, tied in a small ponytail and goatee. He wears an arctic white cowboy hat with a dark pink heart in the center. He also obtains a pink shirt, a white vest with hearts on it, and a bowie tie with a golden heart tied up. He wears white pants along with red cowboy boots along with a red belt with a gold heart in the middle. He also seems to have a bundle of rings.

## Role

He only appears in the episode Real Date as the main antagonist. He is first seen at Bistro en le Parc, waiting at the front desk. When a waitress says that Peanut has a call waiting at the front desk, Peanut walks over to the desk. There, he meets Matchmaker McIntyre. Matchmaker tries to encourage Peanut to break up with CJ so that he could rejoin Couple Corral. After Mordecai rejects this offer, Matchmaker is still determined. A short time later, CJ receives a call from L'wafflerie, prompting her to run to the restroom to answer the call. When CJ leaves the scene, Matchmaker drives up to the restaurant in a SUV. Peanut looks out the window, and sees Matchmaker trying to encourage Peanut to meet other women who don't "go to the bathroom." Angered, Peanut walks away, trying to brush it off.

Later, Peanut and Eileen go over to the Town Square. As Peanut tosses a coin into the fountain, he and Eileen see a blimp above them, and there's a screen showing Matchmaker. On the blimp, Matchmaker demandingly says "Dump Eileen!" This prompts a slightly angered Peanut to usher Eileen away. When Peanut and Eileen try to call their buddies, both Pickle and Megan tell them to come to the pier at the waterfront.

At the waterfront, before Peanut and Eileen could kiss, a loud thud is heard, and the pier shakes violently. As Peanut and Eileen begin to investigate, a submarine emerges, and Matchmaker emerges from the hatch. Matchmaker tells Peanut that this is his last chance to break up with CJ. Peanut, finally fed up with Matchmaker's antics, demands to know why he wants him break up with CJ. Matchmaker then tells Peanut that because lonely people are now finding their respective relationship, they're cancelling their proflies on Couple Corral, which causes him to go bankrupt after spending it all on merchandise, like the submarine and the blimp. CJ insists that he sell his stuff, but Matchmaker refuses, saying that his lawyer thinks that the only way to make people rejoin Couple Corral again is to force couples to break up.

After Peanut rejects the offer yet again, Matchmaker decides to do it by force. He pulls out a bazooka called the "Breakupulator." He aims at CJ in an attempt to kill her, but Mordecai pushes her out of the way to save her. The force of the explosion sends Mordecai flying onto the nearby shore, knocking him out.

Matchmaker, acting like the plan worked, encourages CJ to rejoin Couple Corral. CJ, furious with Matchmaker for "killing" Peanut turns into a massive storm cloud. She bellows "LEAVE US ALONE!!!" and she sends a shock of lightning to hit the dock. The SUV, which is on the dock, falls on a gas tank, which explodes on impact. The horn shaped hood ornament flies upwards and pierces the blimp, which begins plummeting towards the ocean. Matchmaker yells out "Hubris!" before the plummeting blimp crashes into the submarine, exploding and killing him once and for all.

## Gallery

S5E37.067 A Wild Matchmaker McIntyre Appears.pngS5E37.068 What do ya mean adios.pngS5E37.069 Break up with CJ.pngS5E37.070 Break up with her and rejoin my site.pngS5E37.071 Couple Corral can help you find somebody better.pngS5E37.072 McIntyre Showing CJ's Profile to Mordecai.pngS5E37.078 This girl can't even commit to a hairstyle.pngS5E37.079 Mordecai Going Back to his Date.pngS5E37.080 McIntyre is Angry.pngS5E37.090 McIntyre Trying to Convice Mordecai.pngS5E37.109 McIntyre Harrassing with a Blimp.pngS5E37.132 McIntyre Ordering Mordecai to Break Up with CJ.pngS5E37.134 Whoever here knows how to run a website, raise their hand.pngS5E37.135 McIntyre Explains.pngS5E37.137 McIntyre Crying.pngS5E37.139 My crooked lawyer told me this is the only way.pngS5E37.141 The Couple Corral Breakupulator.pngS5E37.148 CJ Confronts McIntyre.pngS5E37.150 McIntyre Realizes His Mistake.pngS5E37.153 The Waves Rocking the Sub.pngS5E37.160 Hubris.pngS5E37.161 Moments Before the Crash.png
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