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Good to the Last Drip

## Summary

The crew is deployed to save a planet that has been overrun by zombies. Nermut reiterates that yes, they are zombies. AJ blasts zombies. Pleck hides from zombies.

## Credits

### **Voice actors**

Jeremy Bent - C-53

Alden Ford - Pleck Decksetter

Allie Kokesh - Dar

Seth Lind - Nermut Bundaloy

Moujan Zolfaghari - Bargarean Jade

Winston Noel - AJ-2884

Naomi Ekperigin - Dr. Merrillyn Wirehouzer

Andy Beckerman - Dr. Grandpa Wirehouzer

### **Production**

Edited - Jeremy Bent

Sound design and mix - Shane O'Connell

Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME's Macedonian Symphony Orchestra

Additional Music - Shane O'Connell

Opening Crawl Narration - Jeremy Crutchley

Ship design for The Bargarean Jade - Eric Geusz
Holo Stars

Holo stars are actors that have appeared in Holos. They are most commonly Ships or Siskillian. It is presumed that many live in Holowood.

## Holostars

* Banan Foransic
* The Bargarean Jade
* Bean Arthur
* Bulldog the Big Cat
* Chandelier Bidet
* Goanna Goose
* Gork the Sork
* Gorn Laclantch - singer
* Hector Lafame
* Illi Mcilli Mcil
* Jecktor Milamore
* Jim Jim Ra
* Joanna Chchusins
* Jordan B’Korken
* LaCraine LaCrausse
* Nigel Twenty Three
* Pill Pill M'Parma
* Time
* Tiny Toots

## Directors

* Jane Jane Joan - Director
* Ship Speilship - Director

## References

1. ↑ Pro of Cons
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Pro of Cons
3. ↑ X-Marse in Chimnacia
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 4.4 4.5 Dead Subquadrant's Got Talent
5. ↑ The (Redacted)
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 Grt Milk?
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 It's Hard Out Here For a Blimp
8. ↑ The One with the Council of Seven
9. ↑ A Phoenix Raises
10. ↑ Jumped by a Shark
11. ↑ Long Live The Rebellion!
12. ↑ Sea World According to Gerp
The Blazing Rochester

Literally on fire, the wealthy (but only in outdated currency) husband- of the Bargerean Jade. He is made of cast iron and is belching smoke. He also has a paddle wheel attached to his back, which as Pleck points out is highly impractical. He somehow propels himself through the vaccuum of space using coal. He likes to hover very close to Bargie. He appears in the episode Well Hello, Partner.
Barnacle Kisses

Barnacle Kisses is a sweet-talking Holowood entertainment reporter. She co-anchors (along with Dedoodop Qwist) the holoshow Holowood Tonight.

## Appearances

### Episode 308: One Wedding and a Funeral

In a sandwich shop, a customer overhears an episode of the holoshow Holowood Tonight. The anchors Dedoodop Qwist and Barnacle Kisses report the headline "Bargie at Large" and ask why the Bargarean Jade is impossible to find while under investigation for hundreds of tax evasion claims. New indictments of hiring bounty hunters and opening children's hospitals (just to fill them up and then close them down) makes Bargie sound more like "Criminal lawsuit suit suit!" than "Toot, toot, toot!" Also, a sad new video of Pee-Nee Gorno is coming up.

### Episode 318: Malice in Chains

Reporting from the red carpet premiere for the latest Bargarean Jade film, the Holowood Tonight team are wondering why the selenium-age starlet Bargie is not in attendance. As they wonder about this "lackluster blockbuster" they interview the only attendee: a clump of sentient Moss. Additional reporting on Tiny Toots upcoming return to the screen as a holo only creation, will have to wait until the end of the upcoming two and half months of commercials.
Grand Kula

The title of the leader of the planet Flurp. The title has been mistranslated as being the equivalent of a king, but it is more accurately a war chieftan. Grand Kulas respect being physically challenged in single combat and are protected by overeager guards prone to grunting and drum beating. Grand Kulas also administer punishments to transgressors, including being fed to the infamous and ferocious Zellnaaz beast.

The current Grand Kula, a Flurpian, is the father of the Kulata.

## Appearances

### Episode 101 - All Hail the Federated Alliance!

The Grand Kula meets the Federated Alliance ambassador team from the Bargarean Jade on the crew's first official meeting. The Grand Kula is offended by the ambassador team both due to the ambassador's ignorance (not knowing the definition of synergy nor what the title 'Grand Kula' means) and by the breaches of protocol (not challenging the Grand Kula to physical combat and presenting him with a Federated Alliance Koozie as a gift.) Their meeting ends with the Flurpians opening fire on the team with laser pikes and energy rifles.

### Episode 211 - Shmorby and the Beast

Now on a Rebellion emissary mission, the crew of the Bargarean Jade is once again sent to Flurp, this time on an "open arms" mission and is met by the Grand Kula. The Grand Kula is not open to negotiations and still feels the ambassador and the crew need to be punished for crossing the Kula. The punishment is being thrown and fed to the Zellnaaz. After the crew defeats the Zellnaaz, the Grand Kula is impressed by their combat skills and pledges Flurp's commitment to the rebels and re-gifts the FA Koozie back to the crew. As the crew prepares to leave Flurp, Bargie reveals that she played a role in Kulata's disappearance and the Grand Kula once again orders his guards to open fire.

## References

1. ↑ All Hail the Federated Alliance!
2. ↑ Shmorby and the Beast
3. ↑ All Hail the Federated Alliance!
4. ↑ Shmorby and the Beast
Bad Ombre

## Summary

Behold, our first ever LIVE episode, recorded at the amazing Caveat NYC on November 6, 2017! The crew is sent to the planet Philcon to pick up new ambassador uniforms for the Alliance. Bargie celebrates an anniversary. Nermut gets into art. Pleck gets a new 'do.

## Trivia

* The show's title is a pun on the phrase "bad hombre" using the word ombré, a gradual blending of two colors, especially in hair or fabric. Bruce, a bad hombre, gives Pleck a bad ombré hair styling.

## Credits

### **Voice actors**

C-53 - Jeremy Bent

Pleck Decksetter - Alden Ford

Dar - Allie Kokesh

Nermut Bundaloy - Seth Lind

Bargarean Jade - Moujan Zolfaghari

C.L.I.N.T. - Winston Noel

A-2113 aka Bruce, the Glam Droid - Jeff Hiller

### **Production**

Edited -

Recorded - Braund Studios by Shane O'Connell

Sound Design and Mix - Shane O'Connell

Music - Brendan Ryan

Opening Crawl Narration - Jeremy Crutchley

Ship Design - Eric Geusz
AJ-2884

credit: juanlarathree

AJ-2884 is a defected C.L.I.N.T. who joined Papa Pleck Decksetter and the rest of the crew in the first episode of Season 3. What he lacks in common sense is made up for by his skill with the Space, used at key moments to open or close existing portals between places. Throughout Seasons 3 and 4 we learn all about the various genetic modifications made to C.L.I.N.T.s to make a more robust form of Tellurian. AJ's armor has various hidden features as well. He weighs around 225 pounds.

## Relationship to Pleck Decksetter

AJ becomes Pleck's Zima acolyte, or "Noob", in Episode 301. He refers to Pleck as his "Papa" after Pleck refuses the titles of "Master" and "Guru"; this is later revealed to be an actual Zima term.

## Season 3

* AJ opens his X-Marse boot on X-Marse Eve.
* AJ is thoroughly entertained by tubes. He gets one from the store in The Fresh Connection, and it ends up saving his life in The Emperor Strikes Wack.

## Season 4

* AJ learned how to dance as part of his training, but he asserts that it is only "tactical footwork".
* AJ was the Bad Boy of C.L.I.N.T.-Sync.
* AJ, as a clone of Rolphus Tiddle, is greatly attracted to Seesu Gundu.

## References

1. ↑ 416: Macho Libre
2. ↑ B03: Yas Boot
3. ↑ 408: Brihx or It Didn't Happen
The C.L.I.N.T.s

The CL.I.N.T.s are a musical band composed entirely of C.L.I.N.T.s. They were formed at a C.L.I.N.T.illion and perform at that annual event. Members include C.L.I.N.T. 9214 as the drummer.

## Appearances

### Episode 213: Attack Some of The Clones

While on a mission to a C.L.I.N.T. cloning facility during C.L.I.N.T.illion , the crew of the Bargarean Jade meets Miss Janelle, the C.L.I.N.T. cloning facilities manager and founder. Miss Janelle explains that as part of their warrior training, C.L.I.N.T.s learn songs every morning. As part of this musical program, several CL.I.N.T.s form the musical group The C.L.I.N.T.s. They perform their song "Get Down On The Ground".

### Episode 215: Two Who?

While making an unnamed civilian get down on the ground (based on background noise, this quite possibly is happening at Blimpie, the amusement park), C.L.I.N.T. 9214 is surprised the civilian doesn't recognize him as the drummer of the band The C.L.I.N.T.s., since he is kind of the front man, even though he sits in the back. C.L.I.N.T. 9214 demands to see a FAIC or a high quality business card from VistaPrint as ID. The band bought them for $10 (he is not sure what that exchanges to in Kroon) after forming at CLINTillion 3 cycles ago.

## Quotes

"All hail the Federated Alliance, and also Rock and Roll."

"Get down on the ground. Everybody get down, its regulation time."

## References

1. ↑ Attack Some of The Clones
2. ↑ Two Who?
Bad Grandma

## Summary

The crew visits the beautiful planet Amber to enlist the help of a mysterious government official. Dar smells an opportunity. Bargie does an impression. AJ reads the room.

## Quotes

”Papa can you hear me? Papa, can you see me?”

## Trivia

* In the blooper real at the end of the episode, several cast members (likely Winston Noel and Jeremy Bent since the voices of both Seth Lind and Alden Ford are heard not participating), begin singing the Dave Matthews Band song "Ants Marching".

## Credits

### **Voice actors**

C-53 - Jeremy Bent

Pleck Decksetter - Alden Ford

Dar - Allie Kokesh

Nermut Bundaloy - Seth Lind

Bargarean Jade - Moujan Zolfaghari

AJ, C.L.I.N.T - Winston Noel

Grandma - Rachel Pegram

### **Production**

Edited - Seth Lind

Recorded - Shane O'Connell

Sound Design and Mix - Shane O'Connell

Music - Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME's Macedonian Symphony Orchestra

Additional Music - Shane O’Connell

Opening Crawl Narration - Jeremy Crutchley

Ship Design - Eric Geusz
Peterthree Fab

Peterthree is a bounty hunter and part of the group the Fab Three. His father was Peterone and his grandfather was Petertwo, they were the other two members of the Fab Three. They both died peacefully surrounded by friends and family.

## Appearances

* The crew meet Peterthree on Milsch, where he has been hired to kill the governor.
Macho Libre

## Summary

The crew is diverted to CapCon, where they encounter a desperate captain and an all-out Flerpferno.

## Credits

### **Voice actors**

Jeremy Bent - C-53

Alden Ford - Pleck Decksetter, I-79 and Cerebulon

Allie Kokesh - Dar and the Lady On Fire

Seth Lind - Nermut Bundaloy and Elijahlou

Moujan Zolfaghari - Bargie, Bishou and Johnson

Winston Noel - AJ-2884

Jerah Milligan - Captain Jerkins and Macho Joe

### **Production**

Edited - Seth Lind

Sound design and mix - Shane O'Connell

Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME's Macedonian Symphony Orchestra

Opening Crawl Narration - Jeremy Crutchley

Ship design for The Bargarean Jade - Eric Geusz
Season 5

After drifting for months in a distant galaxy, the crew faces harsh new perils.

## Regular Episodes

Episode 501: O Others, Who Art Thou?!

Episode 502: Themm and the Holograms [ft. Cody Lindquist and Charlie Todd]

Episode 503: Good Spot Hunting [ft. Christine Nangle]

Episode 504: To Jer is Hermann [ft. Ray Cordova]

Episode 505: Being Jawn Malevolent [ft. James Urbaniak]

Episode 506: The Art Supplies of War [ft. Kimia Behpoornia]

Episode 507: A Little Ditty 'Bout Jakk and Shai'An [ft. Chris Grace and Eric Gersen]

Episode 508: Three Men and a Flower Baby [ft. Edi Patterson]

Episode 509: Tuck Ever 'Flacting [ft. Aparna Nancherla]

Episode 510: The Pest of Both Worlds, Pt. 1

Episode 511: The Pest of Both Worlds, Pt. 2 [ft. John Robert Wilson]

Episode 512: A Noob Hope [ft. Justin Tyler & Rachel Wenitsky]

Episode 513: Déjà Two [ft. Jonathan Braylock]

Episode 514: The ‘Lapse of Luxury [ft. Aaron Burdette]

Episode 515: Gary’s Home Companion [ft. Leslie Collins]

Episode516: Hack to the Suture [ft. Ellena Doe & Riley Soloner]

Episode 517: Old Boy [ft. Hari Kondabolu]

Episode 518: Mr. Sand Van [ft. Zach Cherry]

Episode 519: The Young Man and the S.E.A.

Episode 520: The Whole Mufulata [Series Finale Part I]

Episode 521: The Ass End [Series Finale]

## Special Episodes

T06: Season 5 Trailer and Announcement!

A06: Fun, Maximized

B08/C05: A BIG DITTY

L12:  The Host with the Moist [LIVE ft. Jordan Carlos]

B09: It's a Wonderful Self

B10/C06: Behind the Muzyxx

A07: Maximum Love

B11/C07: A Quick Aside

## Episode naming conventions

* (Episode ###): Regular episodes, including prequel content and trailers
* (L##): LIVE shows
* (M##): MAILBAG episodes
* (B##): BONUS Patreon/Maximum Fun donor-only content and monthly inter-season releases

* (S##): STREAMING episodes both in and out of the show canon
	+ Note that Streaming episodes are cross-listed with Mailbags or Live episodes, etc., depending on content.

### Non-Narrative Content

* (C##): COMMENTARY
* (A##): ANNOUNCEMENT
The Magnificent Kevin

## Summary

The crew receives a suspiciously eager invitation to the factory planet Nal-Kaa. Bargie enters her blue period. Dar plays it safe. AJ locks and loads and locks.

## Credits

### **Voice actors**

C-53 and Ted Ronka - Jeremy Bent

Pleck Decksetter - Alden Ford

Dar - Allie Kokesh

Nermut Bundaloy - Seth Lind

Bargarean Jade and Forewoman Klahriss-Uh- Moujan Zolfaghari

AJ, C.L.I.N.T. - Winston Noel

Kevin - Lou Gonzalez

### **Production**

Edited - Jeremy Bent

Recorded - Shane O'Connell

Sound Design and Mix - Shane O'Connell

Music - Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME's Macedonian Symphony Orchestra

Opening Crawl Narration - Jeremy Crutchley

Ship Design - Eric Geusz
Crew

The crew of the Bargarean Jade travels the Zyxx quadrant, finding cool bug creatures and stuff.

## **The Crew**

Pleck Decksetter - A Tellurian who heads the team

C-53 - A protocol droid who changes frames a few times

Dar - 12ft tall security officer

Nermut Bundaloy - Their (Junior) Missions Operations Manager

The Bargarean Jade - The ship that gets them where the need to go. Holo star.

AJ-2884 (as of season 3)- Defected C.L.I.N.T. soldier, student to Pleck in the art of The Space.
Power

Power is a major theme in ***MISSION TO ZYXX***. Following the machinations of various galactic governments across every season, we learn about basic political principles guiding the Galactic Monarchy, the Federated Alliance, the Rebellion, and the Empire. Several characters comment on the workings of planetary or galactic power, including IQQ in Episode 111: It's Hard Out Here For a Blimp [ft. Jordan Carlos], Teela in Episode 209: Altar Boy [ft. Lennon Parham], and Vulm Sunblighter in Episode 212: Crystal Boo-Boo Persuasion [ft. Arnie Neikamp, Adal Rifai & Matt Young].

In Season 4, we learn about the destructive power vacuum that arises thanks to Emperor Nermut Bundaloy merging with the Beanochron and becoming the Allwheat. It causes many sentients to campaign for executive positions, including Seesu Gundu, Ted Ronka, IQQ, and others.
The Politician

***The Politician*** is an American sitcom that aired on TV Land from March 4, 2020 to TBA.

## Plot

The first season is set at the fictional Saint Sebastian High School in Santa Barbara, California. Payton Hobart is running for student body president against the popular and athletic River Barkley. Payton, under the direction of his ambitious friends McAfee Westbrook, James Sullivan, and Alice Charles, chooses Infinity Jackson, a cancer patient and victim of Munchausen by Proxy disorder, to be his vice-president. Meanwhile, River, under the direction of his girlfriend Astrid Sloan, chooses Skye Leighton, a gender-nonconforming black classmate, to be his vice-president. The first season is set at the fictional Saint Sebastian High School in Santa Barbara, California. Payton Hobart is running for student body president against the popular and athletic River Barkley. Payton, under the direction of his ambitious friends McAfee Westbrook, James Sullivan, and Alice Charles, chooses Infinity Jackson, a cancer patient and victim of Munchausen by Proxy disorder, to be his vice-president. Meanwhile, River, under the direction of his girlfriend Astrid Sloan, chooses Skye Leighton, a gender-nonconforming black classmate, to be his vice-president. The first season is set at the fictional Saint Sebastian High School in Santa Barbara, California. Payton Hobart is running for student body president against the popular and athletic River Barkley.

## Cast

* Ben Platt as Payton Hobart
* Zoey Deutch as Infinity Jackson
* Lucy Boynton as Astrid Sloan
* Bob Balaban as Keaton Hobart
* David Corenswet as River Barkley
* Julia Schlaepfer as Alice Charles
* Laura Dreyfuss as McAfee Westbrook
* Theo Germaine as James Sullivan
* Rahne Jones as Skye Leighton
* Benjamin Barrett as Ricardo
* Jessica Lange as Dusty Jackson
* Gwyneth Paltrow as Georgina Hobart
Toad

Toad is a raspy voiced youngster who lives on the planet Kirkland. Toad is the son of Jan, has nine million siblings, and is an actual toad from the lake. Toad chose to stay with Jan instead of live in the lake. Toad eats flies, has a great singing voice, and has been known to ride on the roof of Jan's van.

Toad played Bunny #2 in a community theater production after Emperor Nermut Bundaloy rigged the auditions so that his children would get the leading roles.

## Appearances

### Ep. 309: Jan with a Van

Toad makes his first appearance as one of Jan's children.

### Ep. 313: Well Hello, Partner

Toad appears in the first ad break and is riding on the top of Jan's van when Josh pulls them over.

## References

1. ↑ Jan with a Van
2. ↑ Well Hello, Partner
Holowood

Holowood is a planet in the galaxy. It is very famous around the Cosmos as a place where holo-movies and television-holos are made. It has many different attractions such as the Holowood Walk of Fame, Cosmos Studios and the famous Holowood Sign. Because of the importance of Holowood in the holo-movie industry of the Cosmos, the whole industry is often called "Holowood", even though not all holo-movies are made in Holowood.

Many historic Holowood theatres are used as venues and concert stages to premiere major theatrical releases and host the Academy Awards. It is a popular destination for nightlife and tourism and home to the Holowood Walk of Fame. The Holowood Walk of Fame was created long ago and the first star was of a young Bargerian Jade. It is a sidewalk along the Holowood Boulevard. There are more than 2000 five-point stars on the walk featuring the names of artists working in the entertainment industry.

On the satellite overlooking Holowood, there is a sign that is made of building size letters, spelling out Holowood. Visitors from all over the quadrants flock to get a picture with the sign above their heads.
Season 4

MISSION TO ZYXX returns! Six months have passed since Pleck Decksetter fulfilled his destiny by vanquishing the evil galactic Emperor, having also in the process, inadvertently triggering the creation of The Allwheat, an astronomical horror with unknown powers. In the Emperor's absence, new and sinister threats have emerged throughout the galaxy. Now Captain Dar and their intrepid crew must survive the looming threats, reunite a fractured galaxy, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff. This is MISSION. TO. ZYXX! (Please see "Episode naming conventions" below for any needed clarifications.)

## Regular Episodes

Episode 401: Beware the Allwheat!

Episode 402: The Snuff That Screams Are Made of [ft. David Bluvband]

Episode 403: The Floyda Project [ft. Clara Morris]

Episode 404: Drama Not Found [ft. Timothy Dunn]

Episode 405: A More Prefect Union [ft. Jordan Carlos]

Episode 406: Welcome to the Bureau [ft. Becky Chicoine]

Episode 407: Come to Your Census [ft. Ryan Karels]

Episode 408: Brihx or It Didn’t Happen [ft. Oscar Montoya]

Episode 409: Rock the Pote [ft. Chrissy Shackelford]

Episode 410: Innerpaste [ft. Branson Reese]

Episode 411: Sisterhood of the Traveling Plants [ft. Natasha Vaynblat]

Episode 412: Same Shit, Derfrent Day [ft. Justin Tyler]

Episode 413: Torto Troopers Assemble! [ft. Glo Tavarez]

Episode 414: Good to the Last Drip [ft. Naomi Ekperigin & Andy Beckerman]

Episode 415: Dear Maxie [ft Lauren Lapkus]

Episode 416: Macho Libre [ft. Jerah Milligan]

Episode 417: The Daming of the Crew [ft. Alise Morales]

Episode 418: Plastic? Oh No, Banned [ft. Nathan Min]

Episode 419: The Story of Beano

Episode 420: The Unbearable Tightness of Bean

## Special Episodes

A01: Announcement: Mission to Zyxx Live Listens!

C01/S01: Mission to Zyxx Live Listens: Episode 101!

A02: Announcement: Live Listen #2 and Hear Me Out!

C02/S02: Mission to Zyxx Live Listens: Episode 104!

A03: Special May the Sp8th Announcement!

S03/M06: Mission to Zyxx Live Mailbox!

A04: Announcement: Live(stream) Show at Pod UK!

S04: Mission to Zyxx Live at Pod UK!

B04: Cube1000Cube

L10: Just the Tubes of Us [LIVE ft. Rachel Wenitsky]

C03: Happy Outtakesgiving!

M07: You've Got Chainmail!

B05: The Greeflax Hour

B06: Crewdunnit?

B07: Total Recap

## Episode naming conventions

* (Episode ###): Regular episodes, including prequel content and trailers
* (L##): LIVE shows
* (M##): MAILBAG episodes
* (B##): BONUS Patreon/Maximum Fun donor-only content and monthly inter-season releases

* (S##): STREAMING episodes both in and out of the show canon
	+ Note that Streaming episodes are cross-listed with Mailbags or Live episodes, etc., depending on content.

### Non-Narrative Content

* (C##): COMMENTARY
* (A##): ANNOUNCEMENT
Susan

Susan, also called Sue for short, a common nickname, was the founder of the all-female Utopian society on the planet Suetopia. For the Suetopians, Susan invented a procedure that uses the blood of a man to impregnate multiple women at one time. Her name is sung in praise by the Suetopians.

## Appearances

Although she does not appear in episode 209, Altar Boy, her history is recounted by Gellen.

1. ↑ Altar Boy
Kiarondo

Master Kiarondo is a Zima Master residing on Zima Prime. He is perceived as a suave, kindly individual who is quick to light your cigarillio or to offer a friendly suggestion on speaker installation. According to his bookings listing on zimaprime.space, "Master Kiarondo is an expert in the art of bringing the magic of sound and music into people's homes, offices and speeders."

As with all Zima Knights, Master Kiarondo is The Chosen One, more specifically The Chosen One of setting up speaker systems, bringing the gift of sound and the majesty of music to the galaxy.

The prophecy regarding Kiarondo from the Zima scrolls read thus: "Celebrate we will, for life is short but sweet, for certain."
Gary's Home Companion

## Summary

The crew seeks out intel from an old friend. Dar makes a drop-off. AJ sees his near future. Pleck gets yoked.

## Credits

### **Voice actors**

C-53 - Jeremy Bent

Pleck Decksetter and the yoked P.L.I.N.T.s - Alden Ford

Dar - Allie Kokesh

Nermut Bundaloy - Seth Lind

Bargarean Jade and Justin Ballwheat - Moujan Zolfaghari

AJ-2884, the old C.L.I.N.T.s, and the Centurions - Winston Noel

Janelle Fitzmeyer - Leslie Collins

### **Production**

Edited - Seth Lind

Sound Design and Mix - Shane O'Connell

Music - Brendan Ryan

Additional Music - Shane O'Connell

Opening Crawl Narration - Jeremy Crutchley

Ship Design - Eric Geusz
Tiny Criminal

Tiny Criminals are a species of tiny criminals. They are often very combative and wield knives.

## Appearances

### Episode 211: Shmorby and the Beast

While imprisoned on Flurp, the crew encounters a Tiny Criminal who attacks Dar. Dar is amused by the cute little attacker and its stabbings until the Tiny Criminal is eaten by the Zellnaaz. Once the Zellnaaz is killed, the Tiny Criminal emerges and runs away.

### Episode 220: Crush Into Me

A squadron of Tiny Criminals, also referring to themselves as Little Criminals, makes up a Rebellion squadron in the Battle of the Planet Crushers.

### Episode 306: The Fresh Connection

A Tiny Criminal appears as one of the Emperor's hired assassins meant to eliminate the crew of the Bargarean Jade. The threat of the assassin is eliminated by Marf when she uses the Dinglehopper to cut the Tiny Criminals' knife in half.
Mufalata Secundus (planet)

Mufalata Secundus is a planet in the Zyxx Quadrant located on the far side of the Tremillion Sector from Zima Prime. The surface of the planet is largely covered in lava, however some lava has cooled enough to rock form allowing surface navigation. In spite of the high temperatures, the atmosphere of Mufalata Secundus is non-lethal to Tellurians and other species. The planet is also home to the species Lava Crows.

## Appearance

### Episode 318: Malice in Chains

The crew travels to Mufalata Secundus to meet Kor Balevor as detailed in a secret message on the Zima Scrolls. The crew finds Kor (who is also known as Kajj Malice) in a castle where he was imprisoned by Zima Knights.
Kirkland

Kirkland is a suburbanized planet that was created by the Oracle Zoddess Jan, and is home to her and her 9 million children. All of the food on Kirkland, including huge bags of tortilla chips and tubs of peanut butter filled pretzel bites, is imported from other planets under the Kirkland label. The planet's spaceport is located in a residential area.

1. ↑ Jan with a Van
Hark Tartigast

Hark Colafon Tartigast is a decorated Rebellion pilot with the rank of Captain. He is constantly in peril while reading sponsor copy to fund the rebellion. Through this copy we learn that Captain Tartigast likes health food bars, red wine, Bargarean Jade movies, and ghost stories. He first interacts with the crew in episode 201.

He carves small wooden figurines

Hark authors the advice column "Hark's Tough Love" at the MTZ website TheRebellion.space. According to his advice column, Hark earned a Modern Dance degree at Rangus State, has synthetic kneecaps due to a case of Carmerian hexworms, and has several holo-tats, some of which he is considering having removed.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 https://TheRebellion.space[1]
2. ↑ Assimilation is Futile
Janelle Fitzmeyer

credit: Oelm

Janelle Fitzmeyer is the mother of Rolphus Tiddle and creator of the C.L.I.N.Ts. She is extremely friendly and genial, greeting the crew warmly and writing them a cheerful letter after they sabotage the C.L.I.N.T. cloning facility.

When Rolphus was in his 30s, Janelle forgot him in her speeder while shopping for bebops and zuzus. He stole the speeder, and she hasn't seen him since. She makes the C.L.I.N.T.s in his image and functions as a maternal presence for them as a result.

Janelle believes that a fighting spirit is the most important aspect of a C.L.I.N.T., and she goes out of her way to foster each one's confidence during their time with her. Whenever a C.L.I.N.T. asks her if they're the best at something, she *always* agrees. This likely feeds into the C.L.I.N.T.s' pathological drive to compete against each other for superiority in any given field.

## Appearances

* Meets the Crew in Attack Some of the Clones.
* AJ gets a recorded X-Marse greeting from her in Yas Boot.
* The Crew gets intel from her in Gary's Home Companion.

## Quotes

"You know I don't play favorites, but..." - every time a C.L.I.N.T. asks her if he's the best at [x]

## Trivia

* Her favorite prank is hiding a lemon under a seat cushion.
* She loves to clean and to teach.

## Voice Talent

Ms. Janelle is played by Leslie Collins.

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Leslie's Website
Shiftin' the Night Away

## Summary

We have another live episode for you! Recorded at the Southern Screen Film Festival in Lafayette, Louisiana! The crew responds to a distress signal on the planet Pilpil, where a race of shapeshifters must elude the predators who come at night. Pleck records his last words. Nermut goes to the Beach. Bargie goes on a bender.

## Credits

### **Voice actors**

C-53 - Jeremy Bent

Pleck Decksetter - Alden Ford

Nermut Bundaloy - Seth Lind

Bargarean Jade - Moujan Zolfaghari

Ned - Winston Noel

Barbara - Alison Becker

### **Production**

Edited -

Recorded - Braund Studios by Shane O'Connell

Sound Design and Mix - Shane O'Connell

Music - Brendan Ryan

Opening Crawl Narration - Jeremy Crutchley

Ship Design - Eric Geusz
Federated Alliance

The Federated Alliance was a government of the galaxy, formed after the defeat of the Galactic Monarchy at the Battle of Sistoo. Its headquarters was on the planet Quantaris, where The Council of Seven ruled. There is apparently a pile of crashed spaceyachts outside of the HQ . The Federated Alliance deployed C.L.I.N.T.s to enforce peace in the galaxy and to quell any signs of rebellion. The prime directive of any Federated Alliance ambassador is to quelch the rebellion. The Alliance controlled 426 sectors, each of which contained four quadrants (except one which contained five), 1705 quadrants in total.

## Hierarchy

There are a variety of jobs within the FA, but higher grade of operation managers have missions with higher success rates. In descending superiority:

* Coucilor
* Veteran Missions Operations Manager
* Missions Operations Manager (a minimum 10 year position )
* Junior Missions Operations Manager (a trainee position only meant to last a month ; JMOM is accepted nomenclature)
* Ambassador
* Emissary

## Punishments

The Federated Alliance had many cruel and unusual punishments for even relatively minor infractions. The few that we know of are:

* Being forced to remove items of clothing
* Their "skivvies" are very rough to wear, not known if this is active punishment or just institutional neglect
* They literally melt people
* "Have you been a bad boy" protocol, being hit with a mallet
* During performance reviews, you are not allowed to eat anything

## Law

Assassination is legal, regulated and advertised - Involves neing killed by punch, gun, grt mik, surrounded by friends and family.

There are 5 planets where the "consumation" ritual post-marriage, where if the 'consumation' is not good enough people are re-educated (not killed)

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Jumped by a Shark
2. ↑ There Are No Second Chances
3. ↑ The One with the Council of Seven
4. ↑ Crystal Boo-Boo Persuasion
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 Assimilation is Futile
6. ↑ The Worry with Wiffles
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 Nermie, I Shrunk the Crew
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 8.2 A Critical Vulnerability
9. ↑ Grt Milk?
Blue Julius

## Summary

"It’s worse than a milkshake, but it’s drinkable."

## Appearances

There is a Blue Julius franchise in the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall.

* In A Critical Vulnerability, Zwog Tambouie takes the crew to Blue Julius and introduces them to Tom, a Blue Julius employee and friend of his.
* Pleck discovers Old Derf working at the same Blue Julius in episode 216, Oh, Zima's Back. Tom has been promoted to store manager.

## Recipe

Thanks to the efforts of That Michelle, and Tom the manager, the original Blue Julius recipe was reconstructed from the remains of Old Derf's immolated body.

* 2-3 frozen banana chunks
* 1/2 cup blueberries
* 1/2 cup blackberries
* 1 cup grt milk or oat milk
* 1-2 tsp butterfly pea flower powder or blue spirulina
Shane O'Connell

Shane moved from Seattle to Brooklyn in 2007 to pursue music and audio engineering at NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts. Since then he’s worked on projects for several artists including Ben Harper, Half Waif, and NAO, and has 4+ years experience directing audiobooks for the publisher Recorded Books.

Shane is the sound designer and master mixologist for Mission to Zyxx. He was also one of the first employees of Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Palace recording studios and has taken on many of the responsibilities of keeping the studio running on a day to day basis.

When his time allows, and through special arrangements with Robert Doggy Jr. himself, he also works with Braund Studios Production Company as the head engineer and is bassist for the power pop band EZTV.
The Whole Mufulata

## Summary

The crew finally arrives at Mufalata Secundus for the showdown of their lives. Just one stop first. The Dars play catch up, and catch. AJ hazards a guess. Bargie gets an invite.

## Quotes

"How do you know some things and also nothing?" - Nermut

"Ah! My hand is stuck inside my glove!" - AJ-2884

"I'm wearing a tie, and shoes, and a jacket... and a bow... and underpants!" - Horsehat, when asked what they're wearing on the B'Boskars Awards red carpet.

## Credits

### **Voice actors**

C-53 - Jeremy Bent

AJ-2884 - Winston Noel

Dar and other Dar - Allie Kokesh

Nermut Bundaloy - Seth Lind

Bargean Jade - Moujan Zolfaghari

Pleck Decksetter - Alden Ford

Shane O'Connell

Kor Balevore - Brennan Lee Mulligan

*And Featuring Special Guests*

### **Production**

Edited - Seth Lind

Sound Design and Mix - Shane O'Connell

Theme Music - Brendan Ryan

Music Production and Additional Music - Shane O'Connell

Opening Crawl Narration - Jeremy Crutchley

Ship Design - Eric Geusz

KOR BALEVORE episode art by the incredible Steve Argyle.
Grenlyndian

Found on the lush, adorable forest moon, Grenlynd, Grenlyndians are ruled by The Fairy King and his wife.

Grenlyndians society is isolated and without much contact with outer worlds. (This has lead the Federated Alliance to believe that Grenlynd was uninhabited.) Grenlyndian technology includes shrinking and enlarging rays.

Grenlyndians engage in inter-species marriage and wedding ceremonies end with the newlywed couples having their intercourse observed and rated in public. If found lacking, the couple could both be killed although this is rarely applied. The outcome of every other birth is a horse which they use for riding and battles. Glenlyndians use hopes, dreams, and wishes as currency (1 dream = 42 wishes).

Although significantly smaller in size than Tellurians, they are sensitive to comparisons where their size is not the frame of reference. As such, they find descriptions like teeny and adorable to be patronizing even though they take choreographed baths in waterfalls, have their wings fluffed and bedazzled, and dress themselves in pastel colors.