Minecraft but i join PARKOUR CIVILIZATION

**Minecraft but i join PARKOUR CIVILIZATION** is the first episode of The Parkour Civilization Series.

## Transcript (Video)

let's go open up it's time for parkour

all right time for my mandatory parkour

check let's get this over with you're

late you know the deal you can do the

one block jump for the raw chicken or

you can attempt the one block vertical

jump for the beef here in parkour

civilization no one chooses to jump for

the beef it's better to be safe and do

the one block jump for the chicken

rather than risk your entire life for

just half a hunger bar more tomorrow you

better not be late or you'll be doing

two block jumps is punishment yes sir

sorry I won't be late next time down

here us parkour noobs only get fed once

a day one piece of raw chicken is just

enough to get you to the next day but

that's the life of Parkour civilization

if you want to survive you have to

parkour every parkour Noob has the same

goal and that's to make it to the top

layer where all the parkour Pros live

except most parkour Pros are born on the

top layer if you're a parkour Noob

there's only one way up and that is

through the temple of Parkour the Temple

of Parkour is the only structure in the

world that combines the bottom layer to

the top layer to make it up you have to

do an impossibly hard parkour course

that no parkour Noob has ever completed

and that's assuming you even get the

chance to complete the course the inside

of the temple is protected by a barrier

and the only way a parkour Noob gets

past the barrier is if they've earned a

ticket I've never even tried getting a

ticket before but if I'm going to rank

up to a parkour Pro one day I'm going to

have to in my neighborhood pretty much

everyone has fallen into the void and

died except for the guy who lives right

next to me he's been my neighbor for 5

years no why did he try going for the

beef well I guess I have to change my

statement I now live in this

neighborhood alone in parkour city

civilization only parkour Pros are

allowed to break or place blocks for

parkour noobs it's strictly prohibited

and unfortunately I found that out the

hard way a while ago I was searching

around and I somehow stumbled upon an

oak log no one has seen an oak log in

years since trees don't exist in parkour

civilization so I had to try to take it

stop right now oh no I'm done for you

really thought you could break that

without me noticing what were you going

to try to cheat parkour no sir I didn't

try to cheat I just thought it would be

super rare and I wanted to collect it

stop talking give me two jumps now two

jumps in a row okay sorry sir I'll do it

right now you know what you seem a

little too happy about two let's make it

three okay I'll do three you know what

now let's make it four jumps in a row ah

four in a row come on in parkour

civilization it should be no surprise

that all punishments were just more

forms of parkour and that was the last

time I ever tried breaking a block

you're lucky you got a light punishment

don't forget you're at the bottom so

follow the rules it's safe to say that

if you're at the bottom level of Parkour

civilization it's not exactly the best

but not everything in parkour

civilization is that bad for example I

was able to use parkour to buy the

biggest house in the neighborhood in

parkour civilization literally

everything is parkour and that means

parkour has replaced money welcome

choose which house you want to buy it's

pretty nice in parkour civilization all

you have to do to buy anything is just

make more parkour jumps I'm not really

sure why or how parkour works as a

currency but all I know is I basically

bought a two-story house for free

somehow when I was buying my house I

convinced myself to go for the ladder

jump to buy the bigger house in parkour

civilization parkour jumps with trickier

items like ladders are worth more that's

why this jump basically bought me a

mansion no way thank you for buying the

big house let me take you right to it

just follow me let's go this is awesome

I just bought my first house all houses

in parkour civilization are pre-built

and they all have one thing in common

it's a requirement that every single

house has a parkour jump inside to get

to your bed this is a way to make sure

everyone in parkour civilization

parkours everywhere they go even inside

the house so this is the neighborhood

you'll be living in you're the only

two-story house here so if you follow me

I'll give you a house tour this is so

sick that ladder jump literally maybe

the richest one in the neighborhood as

you can see you have a jump on the top

floor and a jump on the bottom floor let

me show you the upstairs and then the

house is all yours all right I mean

everything looks good I just have to do

this jump to my bed uh yeah I think I

got everything figured out perfect last

thing I just need to check if your

parkour jump is good how are you

supposed to check if it's good wait what

the did this guy for real just jump off

oh uh I'm really confused is he alive

why did he do that all right just wanted

to confirm that your house is ready to

move in the guy did in fact die so

everything should be good that guy

seriously died yeah don't worry about it

it's a part of the job enjoy your house

how is that a part of the job what no

one really remembers how parkour

civilization started most of the parkour

noobs down here at least think that the

parkour Pros were the ones who started

it but the truth is I think I was the

one who started it for some reason I

can't remember the best but I'm pretty

sure this is how the story went yo see

what yo hello bro you think I could get

a diamond real quick I was mining for

like 3 hours and I only found two

diamonds I just want to make a diamond

pickaxe uh sorry don't have any to spare

bro come on don't be like that you were

literally just holding one dude just

give me one and I'll pay you back later

I just need a pickaxe all right fine

give me one second if you want a diamond

you got to give me something all right

watch out back up for 1 second look if

you can make this four block jump I'll

pay you one Diamond make this four block

jump wait why why are you you going to

pay me to do parkour what do you even

gain from this uh I don't know I've just

never seen anyone do it before I'd pay

to see it done okay I'll take the offer

oh this is so annoying all right just

give me a second I know it's possible

I've done it before I told you bro it's

not possible just stop talking and watch

I'm going to do it in like 30 seconds

and there we go finally look I told you

it was possible no way that was actually

incredible all right well I got my

money's worth let's go I got paid for

parkour if you want I can keep making

more parkour for you to do and I'll pay

you for it are you kidding dude totally

all right I'll be back here tomorrow I

guess and this is basically how

parkouring for money started the next

day I showed up to seat's house he

offered me way more diamonds this time

and he constructed an entire parkour

course outside of his house to do but

little did we know that this parkour

course would completely change the way

that the world Works soon after this

event the parkour civilization began now

that I think about it there's kind of an

unexplainable gap between those events

and now but oh well parkour check time

you got 30 seconds another beautiful

morning and I have to parkour for some

more raw chicken that will make me

starve even more all right all right I'm

here one block for raw chicken one block

vertical for beef what are you choosing

today considering my neighbor just died

for going for the beef I'm just going to

go with the chicken again keep in mind

there's a ticket event today it's going

to be about 200 blocks west this was

huge news if there actually was a ticket

event today I would need to go for the

beef ticket events are usually far away

and I would starve by the time I got

there if I chose the chicken but luckily

I got the beef no way you made that jump

you might become a parkour Pro one day

wait you really think I could rank up to

be a parkour Pro not a chance you're a

parkour Noob you guys never rank up it's

important to know that parkour Pros have

really big Egos and they like to put

down the parkour noobs this was an

important day this was only the second

time I've jumped for the beef and now I

have a chance to earn a ticket the

ticket events are so risky because

they're located so far away if I wasn't

paying attention I could miss just one

of these one block jumps and my entire

chances of becoming a parkour Pro would

be over but luckily I made it to the

ticket event when I got here there were

only three parkour noobs in line to do

the parkour course most noobs don't even

show up for the courses anymore because

if you miss one jump you end up like

this guy and that's the price you pay if

you want a ticket to be a parkour Pro I

watched as the second Noob fell to the

void hey man do you think you could go

already I don't know man I'm kind of

nervous I'm going to fall no you don't

need to be nervous I'm sure you're fine

oh shoot okay never mind then before

going for it I wanted to study the

parkour course you see every week the

ticket challenge changes and it's

completely random and this week's course

was extremely difficult there was a two

block jump to get to the ticket and if

you get it a two block jump to get out

of it here's the thing about parkour

civilization parkour can be used for

anything and that includes bribing

parkour Pros check this out if I do a

parkour jump with the 360 will you

replace one of the two block jumps with

a one block jump you want to do a one

block jump with a 360 fine there's no

way you're going to make it but I'll

accept let's go the parkour Pro accepted

by bribe and now I have another problem

I have to do a 360 have I even done this

before whatever I'm just going to go for

it please make it no way I actually did

it all right Deal's a deal right I'm not

going to lie that was the coolest thing

I've seen a parkour Noob do well Deal's

a deal here you go let's go now there

was only one two block jump in the

course still got to make the first two

bu jump Noob yeah yeah whatever just let

me do the course bro this was my best

chance to finally earn a ticket if I

actually get this ticket I could access

the parkour Temple and make my way up

into a better life as a parkour Pro

there was no turning back now I had to

start the course most parkour noobs

aren't experienced with diagonal jumps

but somehow I got past it and now was

the two block jump this was life or

death I closed my eyes and I went for it

I expected to be falling thousands of

feet per second into the void but to my

surprise I was standing on the platform

with the ticket and thanks to the deal I

I made with the parkour Pro I only had a

one block jump to get out of the course

this was life-changing this was the

first time I've ever received a ticket

to access the parkour Temple and I

promised myself that I wasn't going to

waste it I made my way over to the

parkour Temple I was in a good spot I

had three full hunger bars which is the

most hunger a parkour Noob can have this

was it there was no better time no more

perfect time to try making the parkour

course to rank up to a parkour Pro I

walked up to the hoppers in the ground

and I threw in my ticket after a few

seconds the invisible barrier that

guards the parkour Temple was down and

now of course I had to make sure I

didn't fail the one block jump to

actually get inside the temple I made

the one block jump successfully and now

I was officially inside the temple this

was it this was the moment I've been

waiting for my entire life this was the

parkour course that no parkour Noob has

ever beaten if you miss any of these

jumps you'll either die from Fall damage

or fall directly into the void but I've

come too far and I've practiced too much

to have that happen I wasn't just going

to be another parkour Noob that fails

this course I was going to be the first

one to rank up to become a parkour Pro

my journey to becoming a parkour Pro

Starts Now

## Introductions

Parkour Pros and Parkour Noobs were introduced

The Stone Neighborhood and Houses were revealed

The Noob Layer and Their way to food was shown

The Roof of Dirt above them was first seen here

Ticket Events were shown for the first and last time