Transcripts/Not So Happy Campers

[05:32] <@Chris> -- START --

[05:32] <@Chris> Yo! I'm Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television...right now!

[05:32] <@Chris> Here's the deal. 18 teenagers have signed up to spend their summer here, at Camp Wawanakwa.

[05:32] <@Chris> They'll be split into three teams, compete in challenges, and the losing team will vote somebody out at the dramatic campfire ceremony.

[05:32] <@Chris> \*holds up a marshmallow\* In this game, marshmallows represent your life, and when your marshmallow is gone, \*eats marshmallow\* so are you.

[05:32] <@Chris> Let's meet our first camper now...Bridgette! \*she arrives on the dock\*

[05:32] <Bridgette> Hey, what's up?

[05:32] <@Chris> What's up is that you've finally arrived on the island.

[05:32] <Bridgette> Cool. \*smiles and walks over\*

[05:32] <@Chris> Our next camper is Leshawna.

[05:33] <Leshawna> \*struts onto the dock\* Hey ya'll! Leshawna is here, and she's ready to win!

[05:33] <@Chris> \*mumbles\* Pretty unlikely.

[05:33] <Leshawna> How you doin' Chris? ;)

[05:33] <@Chris> Great, thanks for asking. \*she walks down\*

[05:33] <@Chris> Next up, Scott.

[05:33] <@Chris> \*to camera\* And as a sign of notice, he's from a farm, so he might not recognize modern technology.

[05:33] <Scott> \*tries walking off boat\* Sup, McLea-- Whoa! \*trips and falls on head\*

[05:34] <@Chris> ...Okay then. \*the next boat arrives and hits Scott\* The next camper is, Sugar!

[05:34] <Sugar> \*looks around confused\* This looks like a pretty darn strange pageant, but it'll do. \*shrugs and walks over\*

[05:34] <@Chris> Next up is Ennui!

[05:34] <Ennui> \*stares at Chris\* .....

[05:34] <Ennui> Hi.

[05:34] <@Chris> ...Hi?

[05:34] <Ennui> \*walks to where everyone is\*

[05:35] <Bridgette> \*is creeped out\*

[05:35] <@Chris> Next camper arriving is Duncan.

[05:35] <Duncan> \*stereo plays heavy metal music\*

[05:35] <Duncan> \*song ends and switches to Ellie Goulding\*

[05:35] <Duncan> O\_O \*quickly switches off stereo and composes self\* Sup.

[05:35] <@Chris> Next up we have Jo!

[05:36] <Jo> Whatever McLame. \*scowls and walks down the dock\*

[05:36] <@Chris> Following that *rude* jock, is another rude jock, Lightning!

[05:36] <Lightning> \*jumps off boat onto platform\* SHA-LIGHTNING is here to WIN!

[05:36] <Jo> Ugh, please shut up.

[05:36] <@Chris> Please welcome, Izzy!

[05:36] <Izzy> Woo! Yeah a reality show! \*tries to do a backflip but lands on the dock\*

[05:36] <@Chris> Uh... \*looks down at her\*

[05:36] <Izzy> \*suddenly hops back up almost hitting Chris\* Pfft, I wasn't gonna hit you. Don't worry I am not CRAZY! Duuuh.

[05:37] <@Chris> Al-right then. Next up is Leonard!

[05:37] <Leonard> Greetings wise elder. \*gets a weird look from Chris then walks over to Ennui\* What minerals do you use for that magical powder on your body?

[05:37] <Ennui> \*blinks slowly then walks away from him\*

[05:37] <@Chris> Our next camper has arrived. Give it up for Topher.

[05:37] <Topher> Oh my gosh, it's ACTUALLY Chris! \*rushes to Chris\* I'm your BIGGEST fan!

[05:37] <@Chris> Well of course you are kid. \*pats head\* It's me. \*pushes him aside\* Now go stand over there.

[05:38] <Topher> Absolutely! \*walks to where the others are\*

[05:38] <@Chris> Next, we have Noah.

[05:38] <Noah> \*stares at everyone\* Wow. I'm sooo happy to be here. The fresh air. Ecstatic.

[05:38] <@Chris> That's great. \*rolls eyes\* Mind standing over there by the other campers?

[05:38] <Noah> Yeah, I kinda do, but whatever. \*walks over to the end\*

[05:38] <Ennui> \*stares at Noah\*

[05:38] <Duncan> \*elbows Noah\* Mind your space, dorkus.

[05:38] <Noah> Nice piercings. Did your mom do it?

[05:38] <Duncan> Yeah, want one? \*grab's Noah's lip\*

[05:38] <@Chris> Would you look at that, Courtney has arrived!

[05:39] <Courtney> \*looks around\* This doesn't look like what my contract said it would be.

[05:39] <@Chris> If you read the fine print, you'd know exactly what this would be.

[05:39] <Courtney> Of course I read the fine print!

[05:39] <@Chris> Are you sure? It was *really* fine.

[05:39] <Courtney> My lawyers will NOT let you hear the end of this.

[05:39] <@Chris> I think you'll have alot in common with our next camper, Taylor.

[05:39] <Taylor> \*lifts up glasses, disgusted\* Um, EW. Summer camp? This is SO middle school! BARF.

[05:39] <Taylor> Where's the spa you promised, McLean?

[05:39] <@Chris> At my off-site living quarters about two miles \*points away from the island\* that way.

[05:39] <Taylor> Ugh. \*walks over and sees Ennui\* Is that...a goth? Gross.

[05:40] <Leshawna> These girls for real? O\_o

[05:40] <Izzy> \*is on the ground, examining the dock\* Mmmhmm, \*gets a splinter and holds up her fingers\* Yep! Oooh, hey! Does anyone wanna look at this! It's infected!

[05:40] <@Chris> Settle down campers. Geoff, our party boy, has arrived!

[05:40] <Geoff> Whoo-hoo! Sup with all you guys!

[05:40] <Ennui> \*looks at Geoff\* ...Too happy.

[05:40] <Geoff> Yo Chris, that boat ride was mad, man! \*fist bumps Chris\*

[05:40] <@Chris> Nice to hear that man. \*fist bumps back\* And here comes Anne Maria.

[05:40] <Anne Maria> \*arrives\* Heyo, your winner is on the platform, baby! \*poses at camera\*

[05:40] <Lightning> Y'all look like groupies at pop's games. Lame and usable.

[05:40] <Izzy> Oh that reminds me! My great Uncle Carmine was a lawyer, but when someone cut off his nose he just stopped! Like gosh! He didn't even let me touch it!

[05:40] <Taylor> And my daddy's super rich... so... \*folds arms\*

[05:41] <@Chris> Nice to see the campers already fighting. Perfect time for Kitty to make an entrance.

[05:41] <Izzy> Kitty?! Omg is she a cat? Because I ate cats - I mean HATE!

[05:41] <Kitty> Hey Chris! Wanna take a selfie with me? \*pulls out smartphone\*

[05:41] <@Chris> Uh...no thanks.

[05:41] <Kitty> Suit yourself. :) \*takes selfie\*

[05:41] <Taylor> HEY! Why does SHE get her phone?

[05:41] <Taylor> I'll have you know I'm totally Tweeter famous.

[05:41] <@Chris> Meh. Courtney demanded she have her PDA. So, I'll allow it. Anyways, our final camper arriving is Alejandro.

[05:41] <Alejandro> Gracias, Chris. \*steps down onto the dock and hair glistens in the wind\*

[05:41] <Izzy> Ooooooh. \*blushes\*

[05:41] <Taylor> Oh, hello... \*stares at Al\*

[05:41] <Alejandro> What a good looking place.

[05:42] <@Chris> Not as good looking as you. ;)

[05:42] <@Chris> O\_O I mean...uh, sure it is.

[05:42] <Ennui> \*stares at Al\* He is horrid.

[05:42] <Izzy> Mmm. Horridly hot....

[05:42] <Duncan> Pfft. I've seen better guys at juvie.

[05:42] <Courtney> \*sees Al\* :o I'm gonna have to call you back. \*hangs up PDA\*

[05:42] <Lightning> \*pretends to gag\*

[05:42] <@Chris> Enough! If we're all done looking at the eye candy, everyone please move towards to the end of the dock. We gotta take a pic for the promos.

[05:42] <Kitty> Yay!

[05:42] <Sugar> Make sure you get mah good side!

[05:42] <Sugar> \*poses and the side is not good\*

[05:42] <Leshawna> I'll stand next to that fine hunk of caliente over there. \*moves next to Al\*

[05:42] <Alejandro> \*smiles\* Of course m'lady! \*poses with Leshawna\*

[05:42] <Courtney> \*pushes Leshawna out of the way\*

[05:42] <Leshawna> Whoa. \*scowls and sits on the dock next to him\*

[05:42] <Izzy> \*stands near Alejandro\*

[05:43] <Topher> \*walks over and poses\*

[05:43] <Lightning> \*bolts to the dock and flexes his muscles\* ALL natural. SHA BAM!

[05:43] <Anne Maria> \*poses next to Lightning\*

[05:43] <Ennui> \*stands far away from Al\*

[05:43] <Duncan> Hey, Earth to Chris, hurry up so we can get this over with!

[05:43] <@Chris> Ready... alright... 3... 2... 1... WAWANAKWA!

[05:43] <@Chris> All: Wawanakwa-AAHHH \*the dock caves in\*

[05:43] <@Chris> Alright, take your time to swim to shore and meet me at the hill over there. \*points to campfire ceremony\*

[05:43] <Izzy> Oooh, water! Are there any SHARKS?! Race ya! \*swims to shore\*

[05:43] <Alejandro> \*spits water\* You should look into fixing that dock Chris, the contract never spoke of a welcoming splash...

[05:43] <Ennui> \*makes it to shore and notices his makeup starting to come off\* Ah. Ah.

[05:43] <Topher> \*looks at Ennui\* Dude, do you not wear waterproof? Your face is pretty much melting.

[05:43] <Ennui> Don't look at me! \*covers face\*

[05:43] <Izzy> Ooooooh he's a vampire! Cool! Who's blood will you suck?

[05:43] <Lightning> \*swims to shore and turns around to see Ennui\* AAAHHHHH. THE WITCH IS MELTING! \*runs off\*

[05:43] <Courtney> No! My PDA! D:

[05:43] <Duncan> Should've brought a waterproof case, sweetheart.

[05:43] <Courtney> Don't tell me what to do!

[05:44] <@Chris> -- CAMPFIRE PIT --

[05:44] <Anne Maria> I'm suin' you, host boy. You RUINED the pouffe! \*sprays it back dry\*

[05:44] <@Chris> Good luck. You all had contracts that you were supposed to read, so I'll just gloss over everything here that needs to be said.

[05:44] <Duncan> Who reads contracts?

[05:44] <Courtney> The contract that said that we would be provided with luxuries. Or at least, MINE did.

[05:44] <@Chris> Blah blah blah, one team wins a challenge every episode and one team goes to elimination, yada yada yada.

[05:44] <@Chris> \*points to cabins\* There will be three cabins for each team to sleep in. I will go ahead and divide you guys up.

[05:44] <Geoff> ...Anything nicer?

[05:44] <@Chris> Nope! Alright, the Screaming Gophers are...

[05:44] <@Chris> Jo, Courtney, and Taylor for the gals.

[05:44] <Jo> \*grunts\*

[05:44] <Taylor> That's a girl? :/

[05:44] <@Chris> And the guys are Ennui, Scott, and Topher.

[05:44] <@Chris> All of you stand on that green mat over there.

[05:44] <Ennui> \*looks at the mat\* Can't our team color be something darker, like black?

[05:44] <Topher> I like it. \*stands on green mat\*

[05:44] <Taylor> Can we put you back in your locker, goth?

[05:44] <Ennui> Sure.

[05:44] <Duncan> While we're at it, can we suggest sleeping charts?

[05:44] <Duncan> Because I'd like to request a bunk under her. \*motions to Kitty\*

[05:44] <@Chris> Sorry, dude, no coed here. Our next team is Anne Maria, Sugar, Kitty, Leonard, Duncan, and... Geoff!

[05:44] <Kitty> Tee-hee! \*takes a selfie with her team\*

[05:45] <@Chris> You all will be the Rabid Beavers! \*throws flag at them and it knocks over Leonard\*

[05:45] <Leonard> \*bone snapping noise is heard\* 'Tis but a flesh wound!

[05:45] <Geoff> Sweet. Beavers are sick!

[05:45] <@Chris> Finally, the Killer Bass will be Bridgette, Leshawna, Izzy, Alejandro, Noah, and Lightning!

[05:45] <Lightning> \*groans\*

[05:45] <Bridgette> \*walks over\*

[05:45] <Alejandro> Do you mind if I help you with your bag my lady? \*grabs Leshawna's luggage and walks to the mat\*

[05:45] <Leshawna> Anything you want sweetcheeks. ;)

[05:45] <@Chris> Before you all settle in there's one more thing. \*cuts to the confessional\* This is our confession cam, feel free to use it anytime you wanna air your dirty laundry.

[05:45] <@Chris> Now, disperse, and meet me at the base of the cliff in 20 minutes.

[05:45] <@Chris> -- GOPHERS CABIN (only two bunks per cabin) --

[05:46] <Courtney> \*walks into the girls' cabin\* Bunk arrangements. Taylor, you're going to bunk with Jo while I take my own bunk. All agreed?

[05:46] <Taylor> Um, I am NOT sharing with anyone!

[05:46] <Taylor> My daddy will make sure of it.

[05:46] <Jo> Well your "daddy" isn't here.

[05:46] <Taylor> Uh, who asked *you*? Why doesn't Jo just sleep on the floor?

[05:46] <Jo> You're dumber than I thought if you think I'm sleeping on the floor!

[05:46] <Courtney> Nobody is sleeping on the floor! We all have to be at our best in challenges.

[05:46] <Courtney> Besides, my contract states that I need to have my own bunk. (:

[05:46] <Taylor> \*scoffs\* Whatever. I'm top bunk. \*puts bag on top bunk\*

[05:46] <Taylor> If you want the privilege of sleeping below me, be my guest.

[05:46] <Jo> I will!

[05:47] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the guys' cabin\*

[05:47] <Topher> These cabins are pretty sweet. Kudos to Chris for picking them. \*unloads stuff\*

[05:47] <Topher> \*sets up mirror beside bunk\* THIS is a must.

[05:47] <Scott> \*sniffs air\* Aah. Mold. Just like home.

[05:47] <Ennui> \*walks in\* I hate it.

[05:47] <Ennui> Where do I sleep.

[05:47] <Topher> You sleep on one of these, gothy. \*pats on a bed\*

[05:47] <Ennui> I have a name y'know.

[05:47] <Topher> Well, what is it? ^-^

[05:47] <Ennui> My name is Ennui. It's French for "a feeling of listless boredom from a lack of excitement or interest".

[05:47] <Topher> o\_o ...

[05:47] <Scott> Uh...

[05:48] <@Chris> -- BASS CABIN --

[05:48] <Lightning> \*confessional\* So Lightning has that sissy dude, scrawny boy, psycho, veggie girl, and bootylicious on his team? Lightning's used to carrying his team, but this is Sha-diculous.

[05:48] <Izzy> Oh my gosh! Dibs on the top bunk! \*jumps on it and bangs her head on the ceiling\*

[05:48] <Izzy> \*falls out of the bunk bed, dazed\*

[05:48] <Alejandro> \*puts Leshawna's bags at the girls' door and holds her hand\* See you later *dulzura*. \*walks away to the boys' cabin\*

[05:48] <Leshawna> Whoo-wee. I don't know what he said, but it had to be beautiful.

[05:48] <Bridgette> \*enters in cabin\* Oh, hey guys.

[05:48] <Leshawna> Sup girl.

[05:48] <Izzy> Hey. So um! Loud and sassy and um...who are you again? I think we should totally make "fleshies"!

[05:49] <Leshawna> Excuse me?

[05:49] <Izzy> (Conf) Fleshies are these sandwiches made out of great ingredients like deer, koala, and human panre-- Oops! o\_o

[05:49] <Alejandro> \*walks into the cabin\* How...quaint\*

[05:49] <Lightning> \*shoves Alejandro and plops on a bunk\* ALL OF DIS IS LIGHTNING'S. WOOHOO!!

[05:49] <Lightning> Scrawny loser, you can share the bunk with that poser dude.

[05:49] <Lightning> The star deserves his own bunk!

[05:49] <Alejandro> C'mon, we all know you are just trying to look strong when you are really weak...

[05:49] <Alejandro> Am I right?

[05:50] <Lightning> \*gives him uncomfortable confused look\*

[05:50] <Noah> \*walks in reading a book\*

[05:50] <Alejandro> Well don't worry, I'll be happy to share a bunk with the little amigo over here, so you can keep your bunk "star".

[05:50] <Noah> \*sits at the bunk\* No offence, but can you all stop talking?

[05:50] <Lightning> There is no need for THAT in camp \*grabs book and throws it out of cabin\*

[05:50] <Noah> Wow, okay. Can you even read, meathead? :/

[05:51] <@Chris> -- BEAVERS CABIN --

[05:51] <Anne Maria> (CONF) These teams are kinda wonky. I mean the ones with me aren't TOTAL boos but why is that chocolate hunk of man Lightning not on my team? :(

[05:51] <Sugar> (CONF) \*poses for the camera\* Ahm so glad that I will be able to win a pageant on regional TV! I'd like to give a shout out to ma mammy, Molly Ann. You rock!

[05:51] <Leonard> \*walks into boys' cabin\* Salutations! I am the grand wizard Leonard, here to grace you all with my presence!

[05:51] <Leonard> If you want to know about me, I am a level 67 Mage with fire inducing-

[05:51] <Duncan> \*trips Leonard\* Shut it, Dorky Potter. \*snickers\*

[05:51] <Sugar> \*walks by and sees what happened\* Hey! Don't mess with a wizard. He could turn you into a toad!

[05:52] <Duncan> Thought he already was one. \*puts his stuff on a bottom bunk and hops up on the top\*

[05:52] <Geoff> This is a pretty nice place. Could stay here for a week or two. \*jumps on bottom bunk\*

[05:52] <Kitty> \*appears out of nowhere\* Too bad they aren't coed. \*takes a selfie with Geoff and runs off\*

[05:52] <Geoff> \*surprised\* Whoa...heavy.

[05:52] <Anne Maria> \*enters girl cabin\* Faa-ancy. NOT.

[05:52] <Anne Maria> \*yells out the door to Chris\* Ay yo Kyle! I DESERVE a better bed. I work hard to look this fabulous so hows about you hook me up with proper bedding?

[05:52] <Anne Maria> (conf) \*points at herself\* This beautiful hair, bod, and face needs proper sleep to go along with it.

[05:52] <Sugar> So, who wants to have some chicken and sing some good ol' tunes?! \*inhales deep to starts but is cut off by the intercom\*

[05:53] <@Chris> \*over intercom\* CHALLENGE TIME!

[05:53] <@Chris> -- CHALLENGE --

[05:53] <@Chris> Welcome to the challenge!

[05:53] <@Chris> Our first challenge will be a relay race!

[05:53] <@Chris> For this challenge, each team will sit two members out. Go ahead and choose.

[05:53] <@Chris> \*scene flashes to the Bass\*

[05:53] <Bridgette> Anyone willing to sit out?

[05:53] <Izzy> Alejandro and I can!

[05:53] <Noah> Running isn't my forte... in case you couldn't tell.

[05:53] <Leshawna> Yeah, ain't no way string bean here can run. \*points at Noah\*

[05:53] <Lightning> It's gonna be Al and Nerd, they need to chill.

[05:53] <Alejandro> I'm sorry? No offence, but I am very athletic, and I have great track and field skills. \*bends legs\*

[05:53] <Lightning> Don't care, y'all both are too weak for this challenge!

[05:53] <Lightning> (conf) Ain't no way I'm lettin' that pretty boy make MY team lose.

[05:54] <Alejandro> (conf) While I'd hate not contributing, I see no reason to quarrel with Lightning. The jock's incompetence will be his downfall. \*chuckles\*

[05:54] <@Chris> \*scene flashes to the Beavers\*

[05:54] <Geoff> Hmm.... How about some of our weaker teammates?

[05:54] <Kitty> I don't wanna sit out.

[05:54] <Sugar> I ain't sittin' for nothin'!

[05:54] <Leonard> I shall sit out, only because I don't have Helican's boot equipped for extra agility.

[05:54] <Duncan> Look, I'm calling the shots around here, and I say cosplayer dork and Snooki sit this one out.

[05:54] <Duncan> And there better not be any objections. \*cracks knuckles\*

[05:55] <Anne Maria> Good. 'Cause this hair needs proper rest.

[05:55] <Geoff> Ok, sounds good.

[05:55] <@Chris> \*scene flashes to the Gophers\*

[05:55] <Ennui> I'm doing the challenge.

[05:55] <Topher> Alright, then who sits out?

[05:55] <Taylor> I don't want to get my hair all messy, so I'll sit out.

[05:55] <Courtney> Then I propose that both Taylor and Jo sit out.

[05:55] <Jo> What?! I'm the most athletic person here!

[05:56] <Courtney> Sorry Jo, but this is a relay race, and I just don't think you're...co-operative enough to benefit the challenge.

[05:56] <Jo> (conf) What kind of lame excuse is that?!

[05:56] <Courtney> (CONF) It might be a bad decision, but I had to take her out the challenge. I can already tell that Jo is going to be problem.

[05:56] <Scott> (conf) Take the strong ones out early so they won't be a threat later, I like that girl's strategy. >:)

[05:56] <@Chris> So, Jo and Taylor, Noah and Alejandro, and Leonard and Anne Maria are sitting out. Everyone else, get ready to run.

[05:56] <@Chris> In this relay race, the following members will perform each leg:

[05:56] <@Chris> Scott, Izzy, and Sugar, you'll be racing from the base of the cliff to the top of it.

[05:56] <@Chris> Topher, Lightning, and Geoff, after receiving the baton, you have to jump off the cliff and race to the camp grounds.

[05:56] <@Chris> Courtney, Leshawna, and Kitty, you'll be racing from the camp grounds to the beach.

[05:57] <@Chris> Ennui, Bridgette, and Duncan, once your teammate hands you the baton, it's a mad dash to the finish at the end of the dock.

[05:57] <@Chris> Everyone know their legs?

[05:57] <Topher> Yes sir!

[05:57] <Bridgette> \*nods\*

[05:57] <Lightning> Alright ladies. Y'all are gonna be lead by a REAL man!

[05:57] <@Chris> Don't forget, you must pass the baton to your next teammate. I'll be waiting at the end of the dock.

[05:57] <@Chris> First person to pass their baton to me wins for their team. Last person's team will lose, and one of them will be headed home.

[05:57] <@Chris> Everyone head to your designated locations!

[05:57] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the base of the cliff\*

[05:58] <@Chris> Scott, Izzy, and Sugar. Are you ready?

[05:58] <Scott> Ready!

[05:58] <Izzy> \*sniffs\* Got the trail.

[05:58] <Sugar> BRING. IT.

[05:58] <@Chris> Alright, \*fires pistol into air\* GO! \*a bald eagle falls down from the sky\*

[05:58] <Sugar> \*runs up the cliff\* Woohoo!

[05:58] <Izzy> \*Runs\* Oh my god! I am SO beating Scott!

[05:58] <Sugar> \*keeps running\* Alright!

[05:58] <Scott> \*runs\* Yeah! I'm acin' this already!

[05:58] <Sugar> \*starting to get tired\* I...I got this!

[05:58] <Scott> \*trips over shoelace\* Ugh! Curse you, strings!

[05:58] <@Chris> \*peanut gallery of sit outs cheer\*

[05:58] <@Chris> It's neck and neck as the runners make it halfway through the leg!

[05:59] <Topher> Come on Scott you can do it!

[05:59] <Duncan> Pick up the pace ya bumpkin!

[05:59] <Izzy> \*sniffs\* The stench of Sugar! \*Catches up\*

[05:59] <Izzy> \*trips on a rock\* Oh my gosh! Owch!

[05:59] <@Chris> Ouch! With that trip up, it looks like Sugar's in the lead!

[05:59] <Sugar> \*running and gasping\* Whoo..this is..harder than I done thought!

[05:59] <Scott> \*runs next to her\* Yeah...T-This is harder than pig herding!

[05:59] <Sugar> I know right? \*passes up Izzy\*

[05:59] <Izzy> Where is the - finish line! \*runs faster\*

[05:59] <Scott> \*slows downs, sweating and delirious\*

[05:59] <Scott> Momma, did the Christmas turkey come early?

[05:59] <Sugar> \*arrives to Geoff and hands baton\*

[05:59] <@Chris> And Geoff is the first to start the second leg for the Beavers!

[05:59] <Lightning> Come on Crazy Girl!

[05:59] <Izzy> \*grips baton\* I'm coming!

[06:00] <Geoff> \*takes baton and runs to the edge\* Alright!

[06:00] <Izzy> \*passes it to Lightning\* GO!

[06:00] <Scott> \*arrives to Topher\* Here's the roast potatoes! \*hands baton\*

[06:00] <Geoff> \*jumps off cliff\*

[06:00] <Lightning> \*jumps off the cliff\* Lightning is on da SHA-ROLL!

[06:00] <Topher> I can't believe I'll have to get my hair wet for this.. \*jumps\* FOR CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS----

[06:00] <Geoff> \*lands in the water\*

[06:00] <Lightning> \*continues falling and looks at baton\* This baton thing is COOL.

[06:00] <Geoff> YAHOOO! \*swims to shore\*

[06:00] <Lightning> \*lands in the water\* SHA-BOOM! \*begins swimming to shore\*

[06:00] <Topher> \*lands and swims to surface of water\* Goodness...

[06:00] <@Chris> Everyone's in the water, who will make it to shore first?

[06:01] <Lightning> \*makes it to shore\* Time to make like the road....something and Sha-book it!

[06:01] <Geoff> \*makes it to shore and runs\* This is fun! ...Who do I give it to again?

[06:01] <Lightning> \*runs to the campgrounds\* Get ready party boy, you're about to get stuck by Lightning!

[06:01] <Topher> \*swims\* This is hard..I think my eyes are waterlogged...

[06:01] <Sugar> \*from cliff\* COME ON GEOFF!

[06:01] <Kitty> Over here Geoff! Pass it here!

[06:01] <Geoff> \*reaches Kitty and passes it to her\* Here you go bra.

[06:01] <Kitty> Thanks! \*takes a selfie with him and runs\*

[06:01] <@Chris> The Beavers continue their lead, while the Gophers are lagging behind, since Topher still can't seem to catch up.

[06:01] <Topher> \*reaches shore, tired\* Now to the campgrounds!

[06:01] <Lightning> \*passes to Leshawna\* GO BOOTY, GO!

[06:01] <Leshawna> Alright let's do this! \*runs\*

[06:02] <Kitty> \*runs\* I'm gonna make it!

[06:02] <Leshawna> Feet don't fail me now! \*runs faster\*

[06:02] <Topher> \*completely exhausted\* He..here...

[06:02] <Topher> \*gives baton to Courtney and passes out\*

[06:02] <Courtney> FINALLY. What took you so long?! \*grabs baton and runs\*

[06:02] <@Chris> And Topher finally finishes! But can Courtney catch up Kitty or Leshawna? I seriously doubt it. ;)

[06:02] <Kitty> \*a little out of breath\* Running is fun! I can already see the beach!

[06:02] <Courtney> You better bet on it Chris! (conf) There is no way I'm losing the FIRST CHALLENGE.

[06:03] <Courtney> \*starts to get sweaty\* Ugh. This was not in my contract!

[06:03] <Leshawna> \*sweats\* Whew. Leshawna ain't built fo' this. \*pants\*

[06:03] <Duncan> \*to Kitty\* Hurry it up!

[06:03] <Kitty> Almost there Duncan!

[06:03] <Leshawna> \*bumps into Kitty\* Sorry girl, but Shawny's gotta win this!

[06:03] <Kitty> AH! \*falls to the ground\*

[06:03] <Leshawna> \*runs even faster\* Get ready Bridge!

[06:03] <Bridgette> You've got this Leshawna!

[06:03] <Ennui> Courtney...you need to go faster.

[06:03] <Courtney> I KNOW THAT, GOTHBALL!

[06:03] <Leshawna> \*reaches the beach and passes to Bridgette\* GO GIRL!

[06:03] <Bridgette> \*grabs baton and starts running\*

[06:04] <Courtney> Ugh! That is IT! \*lunges at the beach\* YAAAAH!

[06:04] <Kitty> \*gets up and hands baton to Duncan\* Here you go.

[06:04] <Duncan> Thanks. \*begins running down the dock\*

[06:04] <Ennui> \*monotone screams as Courtney lunges towards him\*

[06:04] <Courtney> AAAH!! \*lands right on top of Ennui, knocking both of them to the ground\* Ow...

[06:04] <Duncan> Wow. This dock is longer than I thought--

[06:04] <Duncan> \*slips in a puddle of water\* WOAHHHH!!!

[06:04] <Bridgette> \*keeps running\* C’mon, Bridgette you got this! \*a pole comes out of the floor and hits her\* OW!

[06:04] <Duncan> \*gets back up as a life preserver is thrown at him\* Aw, what? \*dodges it\*

[06:04] <@Chris> \*sinister smile\* What? Wouldn't be challenging if there weren't any obstacles!

[06:05] <Bridgette> \*rubs head as Duncan passes here\* Oh no! \*runs\*

[06:05] <Ennui> \*still has Courtney on top of him\* Ugh...COURTNEY. Get off.

[06:05] <Courtney> \*completely disoriented\* I....uh...ooh.. \*passes out\*

[06:05] <Duncan> \*hits the lifeguard chair and spins around\* Whoa!!

[06:05] <Duncan> \*lands in front of Chris and holds the baton above his head\* Just...take it.

[06:05] <@Chris> \*takes baton\* Duncan wins for the Beavers!

[06:05] <Sugar> Yes!

[06:05] <Anne Maria> Aw yeah BABY!!

[06:05] <Duncan> Woo-hoo!!! \*faints\*

[06:05] <@Chris> \*to Courtney and Ennui\* Hey Gophers, wanna get up here before--

[06:05] <Bridgette> I'm here! \*pants\*

[06:05] <Bridgette> I'm \*pant\* here! \*pant\*

[06:05] <Bridgette> \*gives baton to Chris and falls to knees\*

[06:05] <@Chris> \*takes baton\* Well alright then. Bass win immunity as well! Gophers have lost!

[06:05] <Bridgette> Yes!

[06:06] <Courtney> \*wakes up\* Ugh..wh-WHAT?!

[06:06] <Ennui> \*pushes Courtney off of him\* Ugh. Gross.

[06:06] <Sugar> Woo-hoo! \*steps on Duncan as he tries to stand up\* We won!

[06:06] <Duncan> Augh! Excuse me Honey Boo Boo, but you're crushing my spine!

[06:06] <Kitty> Good job team!

[06:06] <@Chris> Screaming Gophers...you all will be attending the elimination ceremony tonight.

[06:06] <Taylor> Are you kidding me?

[06:06] <Topher> \*walks over still exhausted\* What happened?

[06:06] <Courtney> AUGH! \*throws baton at Topher\* I can't believe I signed up for this.

[06:06] <Ennui> \*glares at Topher\*

[06:06] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the Bass as they walk back to the cabins\*

[06:06] <Izzy> Yay! We didn't lose!

[06:06] <Leshawna> AW YEAH BABY! \*hugs Bridgette tightly\* Way the go Surfer girl!

[06:07] <Bridgette> \*strained\* Oof...uh, thanks.

[06:07] <Lightning> And that is how it's Sha-done. \*points to Al and Noah\* I'm sure either of you two guys would've made us last \*flexes\* Uh huh.

[06:07] <Alejandro> Ah yes. I am glad that we listened to your wise leadership...

[06:07] <Alejandro> (conf) That fool. If I had been in the race, we would have finished in FIRST much sooner. But I'll let the meathead believe what he wants. For now.

[06:07] <Kitty> \*confessional\* Even though we won, I feel like I was really bad in today's challenge. We almost lost! I need to step up my game!

[06:07] <@Chris> -- GOPHER CABIN --

[06:07] <Topher> ...Well, crap.

[06:07] <Taylor> Um, I'm not the one who lost us the challenge, so I should be safe tonight.

[06:07] <Jo> (Conf) Taylor seems like a perfect person to drag to the end. I know I can beat her.

[06:07] <Jo> Psst. Hey. \*gestures Taylor away from the others\* Me and you both sat out today, so we need to stick together. So how about an alliance?

[06:07] <Taylor> Ugh! No way sports freak. \*walks away\*

[06:07] <Taylor> (CONF) Topher and Scott are INCOMPETENT. Jo is annoying as heck, and Ennui? BARF. Courtney is the only person in this game I don't totally hate.

[06:07] <Ennui> \*whispers to Courtney\* I think Topher should go.

[06:07] <Courtney> \*fiddles with PDA\* Sorry, what?

[06:08] <Courtney> Yeah, sure, whatever. Do you know anything about fixing a personal digital assistant? I need to contact my lawyers as soon as possible.

[06:08] <Ennui> \*groans and leaves\*

[06:08] <Taylor> \*walks up to Courtney\* Um, we need to talk.

[06:08] <Courtney> About what?

[06:08] <Taylor> Who we're voting off, of course.

[06:08] <Taylor> Like, should we go girls strong and take out them useless guys?

[06:08] <Taylor> Or could we take out Jo so we don't have to bunk with her? I don't know, I just hate them all. Ick.

[06:08] <Courtney> I heard Topher's name floating around.

[06:08] <Courtney> Though, he's not THAT useless.

[06:08] <Courtney> (CONF) Honestly, this team is a MESS. Someone needs to organize it. And that person'll be me.

[06:08] <Scott> (CONF) I NEED this money. The bozos here think I'm just some dumb farmer, but I wanna prove them wrong.

[06:08] <Jo> \*walks over to Scott\* Scott, what do we do?

[06:08] <Scott> I don't know, Jo. Whatever happens though, we gotta keep each other safe.

[06:08] <Scott> I don't think those princesses are gonna side with us anytime soon, but what we need is a third vote.

[06:08] <Jo> Hm... \*looks at Ennui\* Hmph. >:) \*walks with Scott to Ennui\*

[06:08] <Jo> 'Sup tall stuff?

[06:09] <Ennui> ...

[06:09] <Ennui> Hi.

[06:09] <Scott> (CONF) Time to ruffle up some feathers to keep myself safe. \*rubs hands\*

[06:09] <Topher> \*confessional\* Yeah, I'm doomed. Well at least I got to meet the one and only CHRIS! :D

[06:09] <@Chris> -- ELIMINATION CEREMONY --

[06:09] <@Chris> Campers, welcome to the dramatic Bonfire Ceremony.

[06:09] <@Chris> Here, I have a plate of 5 marshmallows. If you do not receive a marshmallow, it means you are out.

[06:09] <@Chris> That means you will have to immediately walk down the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and leave the island, FOREVER.

[06:09] <@Chris> First to receive a marshmallow is...

[06:09] <@Chris> Ennui.

[06:10] <Ennui> Yay.

[06:10] <@Chris> The next person safe is... Taylor. \*throws them both marshmallows\*

[06:10] <Taylor> Why wasn't I called first? \*catches marshmallow\* Whatever.

[06:10] <@Chris> The third marshmallow goes to... Scott.

[06:10] <Scott> \*nods happily\*

[06:10] <@Chris> Topher. Jo. Courtney. All three of you received votes tonight.

[06:10] <@Chris> The safe person with one vote is...

[06:11] <@Chris> Topher.

[06:11] <@Chris> \*throws him a marshmallow\*

[06:11] <Topher> Hooray! \*catches and eats marshmallow\*

[06:11] <@Chris> Jo. Courtney. There is only one marshmallow left on this plate.

[06:11] <@Chris> The final marshmallow goes to...

[06:11] <Courtney> :/

[06:11] <Jo> >.>

[06:11] <@Chris> .........................

[06:11] <@Chris> ....................

[06:11] <@Chris> ...............

[06:12] <@Chris> ...Courtney. \*tosses marshmallow at her\*

[06:12] <@Chris> Jo, with 3 votes against you, you are out.

[06:12] <Jo> What?!

[06:12] <Courtney> :/ Sorry Jo. \*eats marshmallow\*

[06:12] <Scott> :(

[06:12] <Taylor> Thank goodness.

[06:12] <@Chris> It's time for you to walk down the Dock of Shame.

[06:12] <Jo> \*gets up\* You will ALL regret this! UGH! \*walks down the dock of shame\*

[06:13] <Jo> \*mumbles curses under her breath\*

[06:13] <Courtney> I'm sure we will.

[06:13] <Ennui> (CONF) It was hard to vote between the two. But, whatever. \*shrugs\*

[06:13] <Jo> \*boards the boat and faces camera\* Those idiots! They better kiss the money goodbye! No way they're winning anything without me around!

[06:13] <@Chris> One camper down, seventeen to go. Who will be voted out next? You'll have to stay tuned to find out. Next time on!

[06:13] <@Chris> TOTAL!

[06:13] <@Chris> DRAMA!

[06:13] <@Chris> ISLAND!

[06:13] <@Chris> -- END --