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Mountaintop/Office Suite 2

**Office Suite 2** Darryl and Nathaniel’s office
**Location**: Whitefeather & Associates — **Debut**: "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!"

**Office Suite 2** was once Rebecca Bunch's workspace at the law firm of Whitefeather & Associates. When Nathaniel Plimpton III took over the firm he took over Darryl’s office forcing Rebecca to move out of her office into a cubicle on the bullpen area so Darryl could take over her office. When Rebecca became senior partner she shared Nathaniel’s office (Office Suite 1) for a time before he moved into Office Suite 2 with Darryl. The office was first seen in the Season One episode "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!".

## Appearances

### Season One

* "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!": After Rebecca left work for the day, Paula went into her office and looked through her computer. She discovered the true reason Rebecca moved to West Covina which was her obsession with Josh Chan.
* "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!": Rebecca buys a treadmill desk for her office but it turns out to be an expensive mistake. Josh visits her to ask for help in his application and while inside the office uses the treadmill.
* "I'm So Happy that Josh is So Happy!": Rebecca drinks from her secret vodka bottle to forget about Josh moving in with Valencia and to calm her nerves before giving a presentation. When she screws up at work, Darryl talks to her in her office and sends her home for the rest of the weekend to finish work on her assignment.
* "Josh's Sister is Getting Married!": Paula is in Rebecca's office using her computer to check on Valencia s social media accounts. When she notices a private picture of Valencia in Jayma Chan's wedding gown she posts the photo on Instagram. Rebecca later confronts Paula about what she did in her office and also reassures her they don't have to pursue Josh to be friends.

### Season Two

* "Where Is Josh's Friend?": Rebecca asks Paula to track down Greg. Her friend uses the computer in her office to triangulate Greg's last known location using signals from his cell phone. As they figure this out the Key to the City can be seen hanging on the wall behind them.
* "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?": The new owner Nathaniel Plimpton III took over Darryl's office so Darryl moved into Rebecca's office. Rebecca relocates to a cubicle next to Paula's desk.

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
Patti LuPone

**Patti Lupone** Actress, singer
 **Show debut**: "Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?"
**Family**: Angela Louise, Orlando Joseph LuPone (mother and father), Robert LuPone (brother), Mathew Johnston (husband), Joshua Luke Johnston (son)

## Bio

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Is Welcoming Broadway Royalty Patti LuPone

**Patti Lupone** is multiple Tony and Grammy award winning American singer and actress of the stage and screen. She was born April 21, 1949, in Northport, New York, on Long Island, the daughter of Angela Louise (née Patti) and Orlando Joseph LuPone. She has an older brother Robert who is also a noted entertainer as was her great-grand-aunt a 19th-century opera singer named Adelina Patti. In 1972, LuPone graduated from Juilliard with a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree as one of the first class of Juilliard's Drama Division. Her professional career began that same year with the touring theater production known as The Acting Company. From there she started to garner critical acclaim for her work. In 1980 she captured both a Tony and Drama Desk Award for Best Actress in a Musical playing the lead role in the original Broadway production of "Evita". Over the span of several decades performing on stage more award nominations and wins would follow. On December 12, 1988 LuPone married Mathew Johnston whom she met while filming the TV movie "LBJ". Together they have one son born in 1990 named Joshua Luke Johnston. During this time she made appearances on a variety of television shows including recurring roles on the ABC series "Life Goes On" and the NBC drama "Law & Order". She has also been featured prominently on the big screen in films such as the 1989 movie "Driving Miss Daisy" and "State and Main" in 2000. On August 18, 2016 it was officially announced that Lupone would guest star on Season Two of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. She is cast as Rebecca Bunch's Rabbi Shari in an episode set in Scarsdale.

## Résumé

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") **Patti LuPone** ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
Sofistic8ted Party Casting

**Sofistic8ted Party Casting** *Recurring theme: Continuity*
First Appearance: ""I'm Back at Camp with Josh!""

**Sofistic8ted Party Casting** is a service available through an app on mobile devices which provides women to attend parties, gatherings and other social functions.The agency has a video on it's website detailing its purpose as the women loaned out are there to enhance the festivities. The company has a three tier selection system in increments of 15, 25 and 35 women. The service has an app that can be downloaded and has a guarantee that the women will be there in thirty minutes ready to party. It's first appearance was in the Season One episode "I'm Back at Camp with Josh!".

## History

In February of 2016, Darryl Whitefeather invited Greg Serrano, Hector and Josh Wilson to his apartment for a PPV party. However the boxing matches were boring and his guests were about to leave to go pick up girls at a new bar on East Cameron. Darryl convinced them to stay by saying he could get women to show up. After searching online on his phone Darryl found the **Sofistic8ted Party Casting** agency. He placed an order and not long afterwards they arrived quickly just as advertised. One of the many women who showed up was Wesr Covina native Ashley Pratt who was a former classmate of Greg, Hector and Josh. She recognized everyone except for Greg but found herself charmed by his humor.

They found a corner in Darryl's apartment and started talking which led to them making out. Meanwhile, Darryl was overwhelmed by all the guests and was backed up by White Josh when he admonished everyone for not using coasters. At the same time, Ashley told Greg she could see a future for them together. This caused Greg to be apprehensive and he realized his friends were right about his commitment issues. Afterwards, White Josh helped Darryl clean up once all the party enhancers and actual guests left. As they tidied up Darryl admitted to WhiJo that he hired all those women from Sofistic8ted Party Casting ("I'm Back at Camp with Josh!").

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
Serrano residence

**Serrano residence** Home of Marco and Greg Serrano
**Location**: West Covina, California — **Debut**: "My First Thanksgiving With Josh!"

The **Serrano residence** was the West Covina home of Marco Serrano, his son Greg and several of his pet macaws. Before they both moved out, a large sign which was once a part of Marco's former Trattoria had been prominently displayed on the living room wall. Marco purchased the house in 1978 and lived there for nearly forty years. He sold the home in 2016 for ten times what he paid for it to a local realtor who flipped houses. It's first appearance was in the Season One episode "My First Thanksgiving With Josh!".

## Appearances

### Season One

* "My First Thanksgiving With Josh!": On Thanksgiving 2015, Greg had saved up enough money to finally move out of his dad's house. He struggled to tell his father who inadvertently kept preventing him from delivering the news. When he tried one more time to tell Marco he found his father unconscious.
* "I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!": Greg and the rest of the crew helped Josh assemble a table at the house. It was meant to be a surprise housewarming gift to Josh's girlfriend Valencia. When she arrived at the Serrano residence to see the finished product she hated it and suggested Josh return it.
* "I'm Back at Camp with Josh!": Heather and Greg are in his room basking in the afterglow when she unexpectedly tells him she wants thier relationship to be exclusive. Greg is uncomfortable with them becoming a serious thing and suggests they take a break for awhile.
* "Paula Needs to Get Over Josh!": Marco was watching television while Greg struggled with his insecurities about his relationship with Rebecca. Against his fathers advice Greg decided to act aloof around Rebecca. When she showed up at the house for a visit she was confused by his new attitude. Upon seeing an invitation to Jayma Chang's wedding Greg agrees with Rebecca's suggestion that they go together. Unfortunately Greg actions and heavy drinking at the event pushed Rebecca away. He went back home alone to sleep off a hangover only to briefly declare his love for Rebecca before vomiting into a trash can.

### Season Two

* "Where Is Josh's Friend?": After being arrested on a DUI Greg accepts he is an alcoholic Greg and hides for nearly a month from his friends as he tries to remain sober. Rebecca asked Marco several times about Greg whereabouts but he lied for his son and kept his whereabouts a secret.
* "All Signs Point to Josh...Or is it Josh's Friend?": Marco tells Greg he sold the house and gives him half the money so he can go to Emory like his son always wanted to.

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
Peter Pasco

**Peter Pasco** is an actor. He plays Javier on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

## Biography

After graduating from New York University Pasco moved to Los Angeles where his career began. He starred in numerous commercials, films, independent and studio productions, and a handful of tv shows. Currently he peforms on Comedy Sportz LA.
Jude Weng

**Jude Weng** Director
 **Show debut**: "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?"
**Family**: Husband, son, daughter, Victoria L. Chan-Frazier (sister)

## Filmography

 Other | Kathryn Burns (Choreographer) 🎈 Dominique Kelley (Assistant Choreographer) 🎈 Kabir Akhtar (Editing)  Melina Root (Wardobe & Costumes) 🎈 Britney Young (Production assistant) 🎈 Alden Derck (Writer's Production assistant)
Sexy French Depression

**Sexy French Depression**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: ""I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!"
 — **Genre**: Chanson

"**Sexy French Depression**" is a song Rebecca sang to express her sadness over Josh and Valencia having moved in together. It was first heard in the Season One episode "I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!".

## The song with lyrics

My eyes are dark from sadness
My lips are red from pain
My bosom heaves with sobs
I'm in a sexy French depression.

I walk oh so slowly
I can only breathe in sighs
My bed smells like a tampon
I'm in a sexy French depression.

(Spoken in French)
I bought a book about John Wayne Gacy online
I go through old AOL instant messenger conversations
with my college boyfriend
I watch porn but can only fixate on
what happened in theses porn stars' lives
to lead them to these careers.

Oooh, Chocolate!

I black out with desert wine.

Oui, je suis garbage.

This grout needs to be redone.
I'm in a sexy French depression.

(French monologue)

I'm in a sexy French depression.
Los Angeles International Airport

**Los Angeles International Airport** LAX
**Location**: Los Angeles — **Debut**: "All Signs Point to Josh...Or is it Josh's Friend?"

## History

### Season One

In 2015, Rebecca Bunch had a reunion with her ex-boyfriend Josh Chan and she decided to romantically pursue him to his hometown of West Covina. She flew from New York City to California arriving at the **Los Angela's International Airport** and took a cab to her new home ("Josh Just Happens to Live Here!"). However, several months into her time there she made another abrupt decision to return to New York. She booked a flight because she was depressed about overhearing Josh rejecting her. After arriving at LAX and boarding the plane she ran into her therapist Dr. Akopian. The meeting inspired a dream which convinced her to fly back to West Covina and she arrived 10 hours later at LAX ("Josh Has No Idea Where I Am!").

### Season Two

In 2016, Rebecca had hooked up with Josh and his friend Greg Serrano but wound up rejected by both of them. Greg missed a scheduled rendezvous with her and booked a flight to Atlanta to follow his dream of attending Emory University. At LAX he said his goodbyes to his crew and Chris. Rebecca found out he was leaving via a snap chat update and drove quickly to the airport arriving just in time to catch up to him. Greg told her their relationship was a mess but even so he still loved her and wouldn't forget their time together *(♫ It Was a S\*\*\* Show ♫)*. Rebecca tearfully watched him leave as he ascended an escalator to get to the boarding gate for the airplane ("All Signs Point to Josh...Or is it Josh's Friend?").

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 **Los Angeles International Airport**
Research Me Obsessively

**Research Me Obsessively**
**Performer(s)**: Anna Hicks — **First Appearance**: "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?"
 — **Genre**: Dark Pop

**Research Me Obsessively** is a musical number Rebecca Bunch and Valencia Perez imagines is being performed by Josh's new girlfriend Anna Hicks. In it she invites both Rebecca and Valencia to to do an online background check on her. The song's first appearance is in the Season Two episode "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?".

## Song and lyrics

**Anna**:
Hey, what are you doing
for the next thirteen hours?

Don't do anything healthy.
Don't be productive.
Give in to your desire.

*Research me obsessively*

*Uh-huh!*

*Find out everything*
*you can about me*
*You know you want to*
*dig for me relentlessly*

*Uh-huh!*

*Using every available*
*search tool and all forms*
*of social media*

**Valencia**:
Yes!

**Anna**:
*You know you want to*
*look at my Instagram*
*but it's private*
*so Google me until*
*you find out where*
*I went to high school*
*and then set up a fake*
*Instagram account*
*using the name*
*and the photo*
*of someone that went*
*to my high school*
*and hope that I remember*
*that person a little bit*

**Rebecca**:
Ah, no!

**Anna**:
*Then request access to*
*my private Instagram*
*from the fake account*
*and in the meantime scour*
*my work Instagram account*
*cause that one's public.*

*Research me obsessively*

*Uh-huh!*

*Find an actual picture*
*of my parents' house*
*on Google Maps*
*You know you want to*
*hunt for me tirelessly*

*Uh-huh!*

*It's not stalking 'cause*
*the information is*
*all technically public*

**Rebecca**:
That's true!
That's true!

**Valencia**;
Very true.

Anna**:**
*Check out every guy*
*I used to date*

*And deduce who*
*broke up with who*
*based on the hesitation*
*in our smiles*

So many unanswered questions.

Did I go to the
University of Texas?

Am I an EMT?

Is that my obituary
in which I'm survived
by my loving husband
of 50 years; children
Susan and Mathew
and grandchild Stephanie?

Wait no. That's just all the
people with my same name.

**Rebecca and Valencia**:
O-h-h-h-h-h!

**Anna**:
Or is it?

Pay only 9.99 on a
background check web site
to know for sure.

**Rebecca**:
I'll do it.

**Valencia**:
Yeah.

**Anna**;
*So don't stop,*
just research me
obsessively

*Uh-huh!*

*and in lieu of flowers*
*donate to other me's*
favorite charity

**Rebecca and Valencia**:
Aw!

*Research me*
*just research me*
*and research me*
*and research me*

Oops.

It's three days later.
Romantic Moments

**Romantic Moments**
**Performer(s)**: Nina Zeitlin — **First Appearance**: ""Josh and I Work on a Case!""

"**Romantic moments**" is a short song Rebecca Bunch imagined as she recalled ambiguous her recent history with Josh. These were ambiguous moments which could have been construed to be romantic in nature. As she recalled thier history together Rebecca despaired that due to him not trusting her at that time things would never be the same between them again. It was first heard in the Season One episode "Josh and I Work on a Case!".

## The song with lyrics

*Romantic moments you had*

*that you didn't know were romantic*

*Or maybe he did a little*

*we're not really sure*

*but most likely not...*

*O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ooh!*
Remember That We Suffered

**Remember That We Suffered**
**Performer(s)**: Audra Levine, Rabbi Shari, Naomi Bunch, Josh Chan — **First Appearance**: "Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Dan Gregor, Jerome Kurtenbach — **Genre**: Klezmer

## Summary

**Remember That We Suffered** was a song performed by guests at Rebecca Bunch's cousin's Bar Mitzvah. This included Rabbi Shari, Naomi Bunch, Josh Chan and Audra Levine. In the song they remind themselves of how much the Jewish people have suffered. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?". The song is track number 26 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).

## Song and lyrics

Now it's time to celebrate!
Grab a drink and fix a plate!
But before you feel too great...
Remember that we suffered!

Nights like these are filled with glee
noshing, dancing, singing, wee!
But we sing in a minor key
to remember that we suffered!

Being happy is selfish!
Remember that we suffered!
You have no idea what pain is!
Remember that we suffered!

Hey!

I mean would it be such a crime
for the Beastie Boys or Haim
to mention in their songs one time
remember that we suffered!

I don't want to bring up the holocaust
I know! I know! The holocaust!
But the holocaust was a really big deal!
Remember that we suffered!

The DJ is terrific!
Remember that we suffered!

My grandma is a survivor.
Remember that she suffered!

The sweet and the bitter...
Remember that we suffered!
Streisand and Hitler...
Remember that we suffered!
Spielberg and Hitler...
Remember that we suffered!
Have we mentioned Hitler?
I'm just saying that we suffered

When I say 'we' you say 'suffered'!

We...

Suffered!

We...

Suffered!

I can't hear you!

Remember that we suffered!

Hey!

## Notes

### Origin

#### Original Song and lyrics

When it's time to celebrate
grab a drink and fix a plate
but before you stuff your face
think about all the dead Jews.

When you're having special times like this
A raise at work, your first French kiss
at the very height of bliss
think about all the dead Jews.

No matter what you're doing,
think about all the dead Jews!

Being happy is selfish!

Think about all the dead Jews!

Hey!

When it's game time and you're up to bat
or showing off your brand new hat
or checking out the meme of cats
think about all the dead Jews!

When you're with some hotties on a boat
making them laugh with Sandler quotes
You say "Sex!"
And they say "Totes!"
think about all the dead Jews.

It's a three way, three way, three way
but think about all the dead Jews.

One of them wants to read your screenplay?

Think about all the dead Jews!

And everyone who hates the Jews
'cause so many people hates the Jews!

The Pharaoh!
The Cossacks!
The Nazis!
Jesse Jackson!
Your neighbor!
The UPS guy!
The girl who looked at you weird at The Gap!

Ohhhhhhhhhh!

Think about all the dead Jews!

Hey!

Think about all the dead Jews!

Hey!

Think about all the dead Jews!

Hey!
Jim Kittsworth/Songs

"**Man Nap**"
**Performed by**: Darryl, Tim and Jim
**Writers**: Bloom, Schlesinger, Dolgen and McKenna
Darryl, Tim and Jim convince Nathaniel to get some much needed rest.

**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Darryl, Heather, Valencia, Nathaniel, WhiJo, Hector, Maya, Tim, Jim
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca resolves to get revenge as her friends wonder where she is.

"**One Indescribable Instant**"
**Performed by**: Jim
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Jim reprises this song briefly after flirting with Cornelia.

"**He's The New Guy**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch and her colleagues
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen
Rebecca tries to convince the staff of Whitefeather & Associates to rise up against Nathaniel.

### Season Four

"**Don't Be A Lawyer**"
**Performed by**: Jim
**Writers**:
Jim sings about the downsides of being a lawyer.

"**Love's Not A Game**"
**Performed by**: Josh Wilson and Rebecca’s friends
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca's friends bet on whether she’ll choose Josh, Nathaniel or Greg to be with.
Lulu Antariksa

**Lulu Antariksa** Actor
**Portrays**: Kayla — **Show debut**: "I'm Back at Camp with Josh!"

**Lauren Marie-Elizabeth Antariksa** (born on August 22), better known as Lulu Antariksa is an American actress and singer. She plays Kayla  onCrazy Ex-Girlfriend .

## Biography

Lulu Antariksa's love of acting started while attending Valencia High School where she starred in stage productions.She went on to star in various televiosn roles. She is best known for her role in Stevie on How to Rock.

## Filmography

Music videos
 "All Your Love"
 "Maroon 5 Medley"
San Dimas College School of Law

**San Dimas College School of Law** San Gabriel Law school
**Location**: San Gabriel Valley — **Debut**: "Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?"

## History

### Season Two

In 2016, Paula Proctor's marriage to Scott and friendship with Rebecca Bunch were both going well but she still felt unfulfilled. A her husbands suggestion she tried to find something she did well to fill the void. Paula ultimately decided to go Law school and became an attorney. She went online that night and researched the application process for the **San Dimas College School of Law** ("Where Is Josh's Friend?"). The next morning she told Rebecca who agreed to write a letter of recommendation for Paula. However, due to drama Rebecca got swept up in she forgot and Paula submitted to the school a letter Darryl had written for her instead ("When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?").

A complication arose in Paula's Law school plan when she found out she was pregnant ("All Signs Point to Josh...Or is it Josh's Friend?"). As she struggled with what to do she was informed by Darryl that he got the Dean to allow Paula to start Law school in the upcoming semester. After much consideration Paula decided to get an abortion ("When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone?"). On her first day of school she met a classmate named Sunil and they quickly became friends. They bonded over their love of skulking and together broke into another classmates dorm room to steal an app off his computer. They later went off campus to the doughnut shop Sugar Face to study ("Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?").

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
One Indescribable Instant (reprise)

**One Indescribable Instant**
**Performer(s)**: Tucker Bunch and Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: ""I'm Making Up For Lost Time""
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Pop music

"**One Indescribable Instant (reprise)**" is a song from the popular animated film "Slumbered". This version is sung by Rebecca Bunch's half-brother Tucker. After the song, she contrasts his musical talent with her own, noting he's great in real life and not just in his head. The song was reprised in the Season Four episode “I'm Making Up For Lost Time”.

## Lyrics

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**Tucker**:
*In one indescribable instant*
*the whole world falls away*
*In one indescribable instant*
*you'll know just what to say!*

*In one indescribable instant*
*your heart will speak the truth!*
'*Cuz in that one indescribable,*
*magical mystical...*

**Tucker and Rebecca**:
*...endless, incredible instant...*

**Tucker**:
*I'll try to match you...*

**Rebecca**:
*No, I was harmonizing...*

**Tucker**:
*Oh, ok I'll go down a third...*

**Rebecca**:
You know what, just forget it.
You finish it.

**Tucker**:
*The only words you need are*
*"I love you!"*

## Notes

### Differences from original song

This version leaves out the "barely believable / truly unlikely / but not inconceivable / what, are you kidding me? / no, it's for-real-able" lyrics.

### Running joke

Rebecca briefly joins in to harmonize with Tucker but is terribly off-key since in real life she can’t sing. This continues the running joke of Rebecca’s lack of musical ability.
Katie Schwartz

**Katie Schwartz** Writer,script superviser
 **Show debut**: "Is Josh Free in Two Weeks?"

## Bio

This episode was written by our delightful writers assistant **Katie Schwartz** ‪#crazyexgirlfriend‬ and she was very happy about it

## Filmography

 2016
Writers assistant
Writer

Producer
Writer

5 episodes (Producer)
3 episodes (Writer)
 2012
 2012
Executive producer
Writer

12 episodes (Executive producer)
5 episodes (Writer)

 2014
 2012
 2011

 Other | Kathryn Burns (Choreographer) 🎈 Dominique Kelley (Assistant Choreographer) 🎈 Kabir Akhtar (Editing)  Melina Root (Wardobe & Costumes) 🎈 Britney Young (Production assistant) 🎈 Alden Derck (Writer's Production assistant)
Let's Have Intercourse

**Let's Have Intercourse**
**Performer(s)**: Nathaniel Plimpton — **First Appearance**: "Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right?"

"**Let's Have Intercourse**" is a performance by Nathaniel Plimpton III expressing his desire to have sex with Rebecca Bunch while stuck in an elevator. This was the result of an unexpected attraction he suddenly had for her after seeing her shirt accidentally unbuttoned. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right?".

## Song and lyrics

**Nathaniel Plimpton**:
*Unfortunately*
*I want to have sex with you*
*Don't know what happened;*
*Maybe you lost some weight.*
*For some reason you're now*
*on the top of my to-do list.*
*Let's get this over with.*
*So I can focus on other tasks.*

*Let's have intercourse!*
*(Let's have intercourse!)*
*Just pretend I'm seducing you...*
*Come on let's quickly*
*have intercourse...*
*(Let's quickly have intercourse...)*
*So I can move on*
*With my life...*
*My busy life...*

*You and I are both*
*highly intelligent people.*
*Although I'm in much*
*better physical shape.*
*Once we do it'll be like*
*Well that's what that was like.*
*And you'll hopefully go back*
*To seeming weird to me,*
*But right now...*

*Let's have intercourse!*
*(Let's have intercourse!)*
*I mean obviously you want to too!*
*Just super quickly have intercourse!*
*(Super quickly have intercourse!)*
*You could use the exercise.*

*Sometimes my body wants*
*things that my mind does not.*
*My body wants things that make*
*my mind go*
'Uh, body What?!'.
*We're animals, It's unfortunate*
*so come on let's contortion it!*
*I won't be back to normal till*
*I see what your nipples look like...*
*They're probably straight forward nipples!*
*I won't know for sure until we*
*Stop wasting time talking 'bout it*
*and super quickly, it'll only take second*
*have intercourse!*
*(Let's have intercourse!)*

*Good thing I happen to have*
*an old condom in my wallet!*
No

**No** *Recurring theme: Running joke*
First Appearance: ""I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!""

"**No**" is a response that's been used as a running joke on the show "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". Generally it's portrayed as a horrified reaction someone has to something. The word 'no' itself is usually spoken in a hushed tone and in a long drawn out way. The first instance of this running joke was in the Season One episode "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!".

## Appearances

### Season One

* "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!": Josh started the gag when he was told to work in a library instead of the Aloha Tech Center.
* "Josh and I Are Good People!": Rebecca said it briefly when she learned her $10,000 was used to buy a hot tub.
* "My First Thanksgiving with Josh!": Rebecca and Lourdes Chan said the word in tandem when they learned Josh was moving in with Valencia.
* "That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!": Rebecca said it when she accidentally sent a text to Josh which declared her love for him.

### Season Three

* ”Josh’s Ex-Girlfriend is Crazy”: Rebecca says “No” in a drawn out way after realizing she just slept with her ex-boyfriend Greg’s Father Marco.
Kayla

**Kayla** Mean girl at an at risk youth camp

**Kayla** was a West Covina teenager who in 2016 attended a camp for at risk teens. She was a part of a group of girls who gave one of the adult volunteers, Rebecca Bunch, a hard time. Kayla and her friends ultimately ended up helping Rebecca to make some romantic progress with her ex-boyfriend and fellow volunteer Josh Chan. Her first appearance was on the Season One episode "I'm Back at Camp with Josh!". She is portrayed by actress Lulu Antariksa.

## Character history

In April of 2016, **Kayla** and her friends Tanya, Chloe, and Samantha were all going on camping trip for at-risk-teens. The teenage campers and adult volunteers met up to board busses transporting them to the park. While they waited the new "Director of Female Empowerment" Rebecca Bunch introduced herself. Both she and Tanya mocked her before boarding the bus. Kayla threw something at Rebecca and made a joke about glass ceilings. After arriving at camp one of their first activities was elbow tag which was organized by a volunteer named Josh Chan.

The participants paired up for the contest and Kayla choose Josh as her partner before Rebecca could. As Kayla gloated, Tanya introduced Rebecca's much large partner Samantha. A lack of teamwork resulted in Samantha accidentally striking Rebecca. Later, when Kayla had lunch with her friends, Rebecca forced her way onto the table finding a spot between her and Samantha. The adult volunteer then interrupted Tanya complaining about her ex-boyfriend to lecture her. Rebecca then asked the group where a private place can be found to take a good picture alone.

Kayla said that was a good idea and told her to go be alone eliciting cheers from her friends at the table. Rebecca replied that woman shouldn't be insulting each other but instead building each other up. She added that Kayla seemed to have an air of gravitas but Kayla didn't know the word and assumed she was talking about an STD.

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 Trina 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 Jarl 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
Mountaintop/Office Suite 1

**Office Suite 1**
**Location**: Whitefeather & Associates — **Debut**: "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!"

**Office Suite 1** was originally Darryl Whitefeather’s workspace at the law firm of Whitefeather & Associates. It was once decorated with various Native American items that reflected Darryl’s 1/8 Chippewa heritage. When Nathaniel Plimpton III bought the firm he took over Office Suite 1. Darryl then moved his things into Office Suite 2 which forced Rebecca to move into a cubicle in the bullpen area. When Rebecca became senior partner she shared Nathaniel’s office for a time before he moved into Office Suite 2 with Darryl. The office was first seen in the Season One episode "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!".

## Appearances

### Season One

* "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!": Darryl showed off his office to his newest hire Rebecca Bunch.

### Season Two

* "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?": The new owner Nathaniel Plimpton III took over Darryl's office so Darryl moved into Rebecca's office. Rebecca relocates to a cubicle next to Paula's desk.

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
Proctor residence

**Proctor residence** Where the Proctor family lives
**Location**: West Covina, California — **Debut**: "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!"

The **Proctor residence** is the home of Scott and Paula Proctor. They live there with their children Brendan and Tommy. The modest one story home is located in the suburbs of West Covina, California. Its first appearance was in the Season One Episode "Josh and I Work on a Case!".

## Appearances

* "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!": At the Proctor residence, Paula is searching for a dish towel she got as a wedding gift. She is angry when she learns from her husband Scott that he gave it away. Meanwhile, her oldest son Brendan is cleaning one of his swords at the dining table. At the same time Paula's youngest son Tommy is freaking out over a test he has at school tomorrow. She offers him words of encouragement which he wound up interpreting incorrectly.
* "My First Thanksgiving with Josh!": Paula hosted a Thanksgiving dinner for her family and several relatives. At the same time she was watching an app on her phone which transmitted a snap from a brooch she gave Rebecca. Scott asks her to put down the phone so they could have a moment of silence for a recently departed aunt. Afterwards ,Paula was distressed when she looked on her phone and saw Rebecca and Greg spending Thanksgiving together.
* "I'm So Happy that Josh Is So Happy!": Paula hosts an intimate dinner for a prospective wealthy client named Calvin Young. She and Calvin have an immediate attraction and flirt with each other ignoring the other guest Darryl Whitefeather.
* "That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!": After getting marriage counseling from Father Brah, Scott and Paula take his advice and have a date night at the house. They have an awkward dinner which is interrupted when Rebecca Bunch contacts Paula to do her a favor. Scott accompanied Paula and they were both exhilarated by a clandestine task they accomplished for Rebecca. They began connecting while discussing Rebecca's love life and this led to them having a romantic moment.
* "Josh's Sister is Getting Married!": Rebecca goes to Paula's home with ingredients she bought for a pie baking contest they were entering. Paula noticed Rebecca's panties in her coat pocket and grills her about it suspecting she's involved with someone. Sometime later, Rebecca and Paula are in her kitchen and reconfirm they don't need to chase after Josh to make their friendship work.
* "Paula Needs to Get Over Josh!": Paula is at home looking at Instagram postings for Jayma Chan's wedding and notices a sad Rebecca in the background. They earlier had a falling out which was noticed by Darryl Whitefeather. He came to the house and convinced Paula to join him at the wedding to reconcile with Rebecca.

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
Sono Patel

**Sono Patel** Writer, Tom Baker fan
 **Role**: Writer on "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" — **Show debut**: "Josh is Going to Hawaii!"
 **Other work**: "A to Z"

## Filmography

 2014
 2015

## Video

 Other | Kathryn Burns (Choreographer) 🎈 Dominique Kelley (Assistant Choreographer) 🎈 Kabir Akhtar (Editing)  Melina Root (Wardobe & Costumes) 🎈 Britney Young (Production assistant) 🎈 Alden Derck (Writer's Production assistant)
Jarl

**Jarl** Tourist, Revenge film fan

**Jarl** is a tourist from Denmark who visited West Covina, California and stayed at a youth hostel there during his travels. He became acquainted with a local attorney named Rebecca Bunch and they bonded over a mutual love of the revenge film “Swim Fan.” His first appearance was in the Season Three episode "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Is Crazy.” He is portrayed by actor/singer Rory O'Malley.

## History

### Season Three

**Jarl** was visiting California having travelled all the way from his homeland of Denmark. As part of the budget tour of America he used hostels for to stay at overnight. In one such lodging in West Covina he met a local attorney named Rebecca Bunch who was also staying there. After talking with her he discovered they shared a mutual love of stalker films. In particular they both loved the film “Swimfan” which inspired Rebecca. Having been recently jilted by her fiancée she decided to get revenge on him using techniques inspired by the genre *(♫ Scary Scary Sexy Lady ♫)*.

Later that evening, Jarl went to sleep as he needed the rest since he was going to the Gene Autry museum in the morning. His slumber was interrupted by Rebecca who returned to update him on her revenge plans. An excited Rebecca explained how she had successfully scared her ex-fiancée Josh. Jarl pointed out that she has reached the point in the stalker films narrative where she dies. He elaborated that in most films after a brief reign of terror the stalker will get caught and ultimately killed. Despite his prediction Rebecca refused to heed his warning and continued on with her plan ("Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Is Crazy.")

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 Trina 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 **Jarl** 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
Sports Analogies

**Sports Analogies**
**Performer(s)**: Nathaniel Plimpton III and Josh Chan — **First Appearance**: "I Can Work With You"
 — **Genre**: Rat Pack Swing

We’re sad about our dads...we couldn’t talk to our dads unless we used

"**Sports Analogies**" is a musical performance by Nathaniel Plimpton III and Josh Chan. In this song the duo express themselves through sport metaphores. It debuted in the Season Four episode "I Can Work With You."

## Song and lyrics

Nathaniel:
We’re down for the count
it’s down to the wire
we can’t drop the ball
we gotta aim a little higher.

Josh:
‘Cause when we’re on the ropes
and it’s our turn at bat
we gotta throw a hail mary
gotta go to the mat.

Nathaniel & Josh:
Sports analogies
Sports analogies

Nathaniel:
We’ve found the common ground
in all men’s personalities.

Josh:
We talk a big game
that’s how we relate.

Nathaniel & Josh:
It’s the easiest way for men to
communicate

Nathaniel:
Hike!

Josh:
It’s par for the course...

Nathaniel:
When you’re in the home stretch

Josh:
to swing for the fences

Nathaniel:
with a full court press

Josh:
we’re on the one yard line

Nathaniel:
inches to go

Josh:
so you’ll pitch and i’ll catch

Nathaniel:
‘Cause it’s our lead to blow

Nathaniel & Josh:
Let's use more
sports analogies
sports analogies
they help men cope with life’s
harsh realities!

Josh:
Let's spew more clichés

Nathaniel:
‘Til we run out the clock

Josh:
Just keep your eye on the ball...

Nathaniel:
The puck...

Josh:
and my shuttlecock

Nathaniel & Josh:
Hey!
Sometimes, when we watch sports,
we get sad
and we make it seem like
we’re sad about the sports

Josh:
but we’re not really crying
about the game at all

Nathaniel:
who really cares about
a game of basketball

Nathaniel & Josh:
We’re sad about our dads
we couldn’t talk to our dads
unless we used
sports analogies
sports analogies
men feel safe with these
empty generalities

Nathaniel:
let’s go for the gold

Josh:
and then we’ll hit the lockers

Nathaniel & Josh:
We're american men
we like all sports
except for soccer
‘cause soccer’s just a bunch
of foreigners running around
Yeah!

## Notes

### Homage

The song is sung in the style of Frank Sinatra.
Mountaintop/Boardroom

**Boardroom** Staff and client meeting area
**Location**: Whitefeather & Associates — **Debut**: "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!"

The **boardroom** is the area at the law firm of Whitefeather & Associates where conferences are held. Both client and staff meetings are held there and the table inside can seat up to eight people. It's first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!".

## History

In 2015, not long after being hired by the firm, attorney Rebecca Bunch was in the **boardroom** ostensibly to prepare for an arbitration meeting with a new client. Instead she was online looking up Valencia Perez, the girlfriend of her ex-boyfriend Josh Chan who she moved to West Covina, California for. She was impressed with how cool Valencia was based on all the various social media accounts Rebecca had perused. The head of paralegal and her new best friend Paula Proctor interrupted with supplies she brought including donuts and a New York City themed key chain gift. Rebecca was briefly distracted but soon turned her attention back to her research on Valencia.

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Maybe This Dream

**Maybe This Dream**
**Performer(s)**: Paula Proctor (with Tim and Jim) — **First Appearance**: "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?"
 — **Genre**: Classic Disnesque Princess Song

**Maybe This Dream** is a musical performance sung by Paula Proctor. In this song she hopes that her dream of becoming a lawyer won't turn out as badly as her previous ones. The song was first heard on the Season Two episode "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?".

## Song and lyrics

Paula:
When I was a little girl
I felt like a princess
So naive and full of hope
I thought my dreams
would come true
But then as I grew
The world was all like
[laughing] NOPE !
But this time, maybe...

Maybe this dream
Won't lead to disgrace!
Maybe this dream
Is in reach!

Maybe this dream
Won't poop on my face!
Like at a seagull
At the beach!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like my wedding
The organ played
"There goes the bride"!
I came back.

Maybe this dream
Won't be like some maggots
Feasting on the rotting
Deer carcass of my pride!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like my vibrator
Breaking when I need it most!

Tim:
Tweedle-deedle-dee!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like Ebola
Eating the flesh of its host!

Jim:
Tweedle-deedle-doo!

Paula:
Maybe this dream
Won't be like when I go running
And I have to take a dump
So I have to rush home
Plus I also have my period
So I have menstrual cramps
Plus dump cramps
And as I run frantically
I pee just a little
Because I've had two babies
So by the time I get home
My undies smell like
A sewer rat!

Maybe this dream
Won't be like that!

Maybe this dream
Will finally make me feel
Like I deserve!

A dream!

[sighs]
Rebecca's Reprise

**Rebecca's Reprise**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: "Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen — **Genre**: Medley

"**Rebecca's Reprise**" is a medley performed by Rebecca Bunch comprised of previous music and revised lyrics from other songs (see "Notes" below). In the song she reflects on how she is close to having everything she's every dreamed of; marrying Josh Chan and reconnecting with her father. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?".

## Song and lyrics

**Rebecca**:
*Well Rebecca,*
*you've done it now.*
*You've gotten everything*
*you said you wanted.*

*So take a moment*
*and take a breath.*
*After today you'll start fresh*
*and finally I'll be...*

*The hero of my own story.*
*The princess in the tale.*
*In an unexpected twist*
*it turns out magic exists.*
*I'll feel it in my dress*
*and in my veil.*

*Daddy's little girl,*
*princess of his world,*
*That was never something*
*I knew before.*
*But now that I'm a bride*
*he'll look at me with pride*
*cause my daddy will love me*
*and then in a wonderful way*
*everything in the past*
*will just fall away.*

*My daddy will love me!*
*And my mommy will love me!*
*And Josh will love me and then...*

*I'll never have problems again!*

## Notes

### Reprises

"**Rebecca's Reprise**" contains revised lyrics and music from the following songs:

"**You Stupid Bitch**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
**Revised lyric:** *Well Rebecca, you've done it now. You've gotten everything you said you wanted. So take a moment and take a breath. After today you'll start fresh*

"**I'm The Villain In My Own Story**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
**Revised lyric:** *The hero of my own story. The princess in the tale. In an unexpected twist it turns out magic exists.I'll feel it in my dress and in my veil.*

"**I Love My Daughter**"
**Performed by**: Originally Darryl, now Rebecca Bunch
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
**Revised lyric:** *Daddy's little girl, princess of his world. That was something I never knew before. Now that I'm a bride he'll look at me with pride, 'cause my daddy will love me and then in a wonderful way everything in the past will just fall away.*

"**We'll Never Have Problems Again**"
**Performed by**: Originally Rebecca and Josh, now Rebecca
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
**Lyrics**: *I'll never have problems again.*
Let Me Be In Your Show

**Let Me Be In Your Show**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch, Tim Campbell and Valencia Perez — **First Appearance**: "I'm Finding My Bliss"
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Aline Brosh McKenna

"**Let Me Be In Your Show**" is a musical performance by Rebecca Bunch, Tim Campbell and Valencia Perez. The song debuted in the Season Four episode "I'm Finding My Bliss."

## Song and lyrics

Valencia:
LET ME BE IN YOUR SHOW
I WANNA BE IN YOUR SHOW
THE LIGHTS
THE CURTAINS
THE APPLAUSE
FROM ABOVE AND DOWN BELOW!

Tim:
JUST LIKE EVERYONE KNOWS
NO NEED TO ASSUME OR SUPPOSE

Rebecca:
OH! HOW FUN IT WILL BE
FOR YOU AND ME
TO BE
IN THIS MARVELOUS
SHOWWWW!

Connie
Singing: zero. Commitment: a million.
Ken

**Ken** Friend of Josh Chan and The Crew.

**Ken** is a resident of West Covina and friend to Beans. Both he and Beans are also close to Josh Chan and his crew. On one occasion they helped Chan out by being a buffer on a dinner date he had with Rebecca Bunch. His first and so far only appearance was in the Season One episode “Josh and I Work on a Case!.” He is portrayed by actor Devere Rogers.

## History

**Ken** was invited was invited to to tag along with Hector, WhiJo and Beans to a dinner date Josh Chan was having with his ex-girlfriend Rebecca Bunch. They all arrived together at a restaurant called Jalapeño Jack's. He was there at Josh Chan's request since his friend didn’t want to be alone with Rebecca. Josh pretended to be surprised by their appearance and greeted them warmly. He then asked Bernard and the others to join them and take advantage of a free drinks coupon Rebecca had received. Josh introduced Ken and Beans to Rebecca who did not seem pleased everyone showed up.

As Josh hoped, Beans and the other managed to keep Rebecca separated from him all night. Ken was vocal about wanting to get drunk as Hector ordered up drinks with sombreros. When WhiJo recounted a “sprooshing” incident Rebecca tried to chime in with her own anecdotes but Ken and Joshs crew shut her out of the conversation *(♫ Group Hang ♫)*. When the bill came, everyone was reluctant to chip in and Ken claimed he only had one mushroom. When Rebecca offered to pay Ken said she didn’t have to but didn’t refuse when she again insisted that she cover the bill ("Josh and I Work on a Case!").

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