Elvis Pig’s Banana

## Allies and Enemies

### Allies

PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig 1, Elvis Pig 2, Juan, Orange Chilli, Red Chilli, Avocado, Watermelon, Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis, Orange Pepper, PinkFish, Purple Chilli, Violet Chilli, Yellow Chilli, Cactus, Pineapple, Green Banana, Pink Banana, Pizza Rat, Coconut, Taco, Banana with sunglasses, Pamala the Banana, PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel

### Enemies

John C. Star, Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, Mice of War, James (1925-), James (1951-, Wellington, Mr Peckles, Mr Nooty Noot, Lord Aloyious, other aristocratic swans, King Gerriant, groups of giraffes, antelope and zebras Sadam Hussien, Donald Trump, Professor Chicken Licken, Colonol Gaddifi, Anna Medusa, Henry the Haddock

Elvis Pig’s Banana was a Lumbaegan Banana, which is a type of Lumbaegan Fruit. He was known for being Elvis Pig’s best friend (along with PinkDowlg). He was also known for being a member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle. He grew on the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree in 1925 and was believed to be the first fruit to grow on the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree since The Great Chilli Exodus. Since he was a resident of Lumbaego, he knew PinkDowlg for his entire life. From a young age, Elvis Pig’s Banana (or just “Banana” as he was known at the time) was interested in top hats. Along with PinkDowlg, he helped to establish the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Expo in 1945, at which he was the chief organiser. He first met Elvis Pig, who already knew PinkDowlg, in 1953 when Elvis Pig was on Lumbaego. Elvis Pig had planned to depart that day, however he had been unable to do so due to storms in the area, which may have damaged his plane and were scheduled to last for 3 days. Elvis Pig had also been unable to spend time with his friend PinkDowlg, as PinkDowlg was flying to Mexico that day and would not be back for several weeks. Therefore, Elvis Pig decided to attend the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Expo, after he saw a poster advertising the event. Despite having no interest in top hats, Elvis Pig attended the expo, as he could not think of anything else to do and believed it to be preferable to not having anything to do. Whilst at the expo, he discovered he was quite interested in top hats and at some point started speaking with Elvis Pig’s Banana (who, by this point, had gained the nickname of “Top Hat Banana”). Both Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana got on very well and soon became good friends. Elvis Pig’s Banana encouraged Elvis Pig to become more interested in top hats, which he did and also invited him to attend the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Expo each year. In 1995, PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana all moved to England, where they would spend the majority of the rest of their lives. Elvis Pig’s Banana traveled with PinkDowlg and Elvis Pig many times to a multitude of places, but especially Lumbaego and Mexico. Elvis Pig’s Banana also traveled with PinkDowlg and Elvis Pig on PinkDowlg’s 2018 Holiday. Elvis Pig’s Banana was somewhat involved in PinkDowlg’s failed attempt to set up a state in February 2018. When PinkDowlg became world leader in May 2018, Elvis Pig’s Banana became one of his top advisors, a position that he retained for the entirety of PinkDowlg’s Reign. Though he never had any official titles, he held considerable power, especially in the months leading up to and following PinkDowlg becoming leader, this is in part attributable to Elvis Pig’s Banana ability to translate PinkDowlg, to Elvis Pig, to English. At the time PinkDowlg was only capable of uttering the word “PinkDowlg”, which Elvis Pig was able to interpret and translate into “Elvis noises”, such as “ uh-huh-huh”, Elvis Pig’s Banana was able to translate such “Elvis noises” into English. Elvis Pig’s Banana always remained loyal to PinkDowlg throughout his entire reign and was devastated when PinkDowlg was deposed and exiled by Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) on the 5th September 2019. During Adolf Hitler’s Reign, Elvis Pig’s Banana was part of a October 2019 plot by PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle (with the exception of Dr Young) to depose Adolf Hitler and return PinkDowlg to power. The plot was foiled by the Gestapo and the conspirators were arrested and then executed for treason. Elvis Pig’s Banana was executed by means of a gunshot to the head in October 2019 and has not yet been resurrected. It is expected if PinkDowlg were ro ever return as leader, then Elvis Pig’s Banana would be resurrected.