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Atlanta

The state of Georgia's best attraction ever, featuring live cartoon characters and mitt puppets!

## The Rules

1. No smoking.
2. No e-vaping.
3. No insulting.
4. No weapons.
5. No racist slurs.
6. No swearing.
7. No beating others up.
8. No flash photography.
9. No violence.
10. No youngsters allowed at dusk.
11. No ribaldry.
12. No racy humour.
13. No bawdy humour.
14. No dirty innuendos (i.e. "Are you excited to see me?")

## The Rooms

* Principal Luna's Office-This is where visitors get welcomed to the attraction.
* Sunny's Classroom-This is where visitors can take photos, get autographs and talk to Sunny Bridges himself.
* Kim's Auditorium-This is where visitors can take photos, get autographs and talk to Kim Chin herself.
* Philly's Gymnasium-This is where visitors can take photos, get autographs and talk to Philly himself.
* Ms. Squattinchowder's Cafetorium-This is where visitors can eat cuisine from around the world; they can also meet up with Westley's own lunch lady.
* Ms. Mila Lopez's Workout Room-This is where visitors can get fit with Westley's favourite fitness expert and take photos with her as well as get her autograph; visitors may also talk to Ms. Lopez herself.
* (Rooms for the other schoolkids TBC!)
* The Puppet Palace-Puppet shows based on the cartoon.
* The Westley Library-Enjoy an audiobook, curl up with a realistic fiction read from The Class of 3000 and experience story time with your favorite classmates!
Funky 5 Pins

Created in response to Silly 6 Pins, this is a Mattel game that requires skillful shots; each colourful pin has a different schoolkid's face and a different symbol on it.

## Rules

Set up the pins, get out your scoreboard, hit the ON button and take your very best shots! Whoever scores the most points wins!

## The Pins

* Philly-marigold with a bass clef as his symbol
* Madison-chartreuse with a lightning bolt and an Italian water lily on top as her symbol
* Kim-periwinkle with a pair of headphones as her symbol
* Kam-periwinkle with a treble clef as his symbol
* Eddie-vermillion with a shooting star as his symbol

## The Phrases

There are special phrases for strikes, spares and aiming as you bowl, but not for other moves like knocking down just 1 pin; all other moves have a "crashing pins" noise.

### For The Strikes

All the kids exclaim these cheers in unison when someone knocks down all 5 pins at once.

1. "Bowling rocks!"
2. "We love to bowl!"
3. "Bowling rules!"
4. "Bowling is the best!"
5. "You rock!"
6. "You rule!"
7. "You really shine!"

### For The Spares

All the kids exclaim these cheers in unison when someone knocks down all 5 pins in 2 bowls.

1. "Awesome effort!"
2. "Bowling is fun!"
3. "Yippee!"
4. "You knocked 'em dead!"
5. "All right!"
6. "Bowling is hype!"
7. "That was crunk!"

### While Waiting For You To Bowl...

Each kid will cheer on you as you aim the ball; the last 2 lines are spoken in unison by Philly Phil and Madison (voiced by Phil LaMarr and Jennifer Hale.)

1. Philly: "Get that ball rollin'!"
2. Kim: "We believe in you!"
3. Kam: "Give it your all!"
4. Eddie: "You can do this!"
5. Madison: "Let's bowl already!"
6. Philly and Madi: TBA
7. Madi and Philly: TBA

### When Being Set Up...

Each kid will utter a super fun phrase when each pin gets set up before game time.

1. Philly: "Time to bowl!"
2. Kim: "It's go time for bowling!"
3. Kam: "Bowling time!"
4. Eddie: "Let the bowling begin!"
5. Madison: "We're all ready if you are!"
Wimpy's Diner Kids' Menus

To compete with Swiss Chalet's Nickelodeon kids' menus, there were Class of 3000 kids' menus at Wimpy's Diners all around the province of Ontario, Canada to promote the experience with a contest for a lucky family to travel to the flagship location on vacation; the winning family was Laura and her sons from Burlington, Ontario, Canada.

## The Kids' Menu (for kids ages 12 and under)

Each entree includes a side, drink, dessert and a prize!

### The Kids' Entrees

* Hip Hot Dog
* World's Coolest Chicken Strips
* Outrageous Omelette with Cheese
* Groovin' Grilled Cheese Sandwich
* Jammin' Jr. Burger
* Boppin' Bacon and Eggs
* Funky French Toast
* Fab Flapjacks
* Sizzlin' Sausages 'n' Eggs
* Happenin' Ham 'n' Eggs

### The Kids' Sides

* Fries
* Homefries
* Garden Salad
* Apple Slices
* Mashed Potatoes
* Caesar Salad
* Cobb Salad

### The Kids' Drinks

* Orange Juice
* Apple Juice
* Pineapple Juice
* Water
* Milk
* Chocolate Milk
* Milkshake

### The Kids' Desserts

* Fundae Sundae
* Fruit Cup

## The Kids' Meal Prizes

These were offered as promotions.

* Bendable, Mini Rubber Sunny, Bianca, Li'l D, Mila, Madison, Eddie, Tamika, Kim, Kam and Philly
* Keychain Clip-On Plush Sunny, Madison, Eddie, Tamika, Kim, Kam, Philly, Bianca, Li'l D and Mila Lopez
Pull My Finger Philly

These were made by Novelty, Inc. from 2007-2010 to promote The Class of 3000; there were 2 editions: Cheerleading and Beekeeping. Each one stood at 1 foot tall and had 12 "command performances" of a fart and a kooky phrase when its right finger was squeezed; each one also has 7 motion-activated encouragements when someone walked by him. The vocals are that of Philly Phil himself as voiced by Phil LaMarr.

## Cheerleading Philly

Philly wears his everyday cheerleading uniform for this edition.

### The Motion-Activated Encouragements

1. I'm gonna blow! Pull my finger!
2. Hey, pull my finger!
3. I got a special gift, just pull my finger!
4. Let's have fun! Pull my finger!
5. Are you up for humor? Then please pull my finger!
6. Wanna hear me cut the cheese? Please pull my finger!
7. Don't be afraid! Pull my finger, please!

### The Touch-Activated Farts and Spoken Lines

1. ("Whoopee cushion" fart) Whoops, it wasn't me!
2. (Really wet "raspberry" fart) I'm on a roll now!
3. (Wet fart) That's totally shockin'!
4. ("Croaker" fart) I'm so talented!
5. ("Squelcher" fart) Oops, I just soiled myself!
6. ("Door Creaker" fart) Just sounding off!
7. ("Butt Bazooka" fart) What a booming rumbler!
8. ("Butt Balloon" fart) Artistically gassy, I love that!
9. ("Popcorn" fart) That one had some real pop power!
10. ("Butt Bugle" fart) I've just laid a wicked gasser!
11. ("Butt Bomb" fart) Kaboom, that was explosive!
12. ("Atomic" fart) I've got Philly power!

## Beekeeping Philly

Philly wears his beekeeper outfit from "The Cure" for this edition.

### The Motion-Activated Encouragements

1. You've got the cure for my sore finger; just pull it!
2. I'd really like you to pull my numb finger.
3. Wanna enjoy some quality butt buzzes? Please pull my finger!
4. If you really want to laugh, give my finger a pull!
5. It's funtime, so please give my finger a pull!
6. Go ahead, ya know ya wanna pull my finger!
7. Pull my finger!

### The Touch-Activated Farting Noises and Funny Phrases

1. ("pork and beans" fart) That gets me every time!
2. ("deadly" fart) Clear the area, we've got a gas leak!
3. ("deviled egg" fart) Devilishly good!
4. ("boiled egg" fart) Excuse me, I blasted some smelly gas!
5. ("pizza" fart) I'm just slicin' up laughs around here!
6. ("hot dog" fart) Oh, yeah! That was a hot one!
7. ("Chili dog" fart) Spicy 'n' saucy at the same time!
8. ("Bacon" fart) Sizzlin' cool!
9. ("Cheese" fart) You can't help but smile at my farts!
10. ("Sunny Side Up Egg" fart) No need to frown at my toots!
11. ("Over easy egg" fart) Breezy and over easy!
12. ("Earth-Shaker" fart) Hang tight and brace yourself!
The Freaky Fart Wand

This is an ice blue snowflake wand like Charlena the Snow Fairy's famous wand and Charlene the Snow Pixie's trademark wand; when waved, it emits a toot, followed by a hilarious wisecrack from one of Westley's top 5 most flatulent schoolkids (Philly, Madison as Charlena the Snow Fairy, Eddie, Kam and Kim as Charlene the Snow Pixie.)

## The Toots and Wisecracks

1. ("Pixie glitter" fart) KIM (as Charlene the Snow Pixie): An icy snow pixie poot just for YOU!
2. ("Fairy duster" fart) MADISON (as Charlena the Snow Fairy): A frosty snow fairy fart for you!
3. ("Ogre growler" fart) PHILLY: That freaks me out, EEEEEEK!
4. ("Dragon roar" fart) KAM: That one packed a really fiery punch!
5. ("Elfin poofer" fart) EDDIE: Frosty farts aren't just for Christmas elves anymore!
6. ("Frosty fizzer" fart) PHILLY: Brrrr, that one was -22 degrees!
7. ("Polar bear's roar" fart) EDDIE: That was a carnivorously meaty toot! Ice cream and icicles, anyone?
8. ("Snowy splatter" fart) Kam: Snowball fights and good humor go hand in hand!
9. ("Butt Blizzard" fart) Madison (as Charlena the Snow Fairy): Sounds to me like a snowstorm came through here!
10. ("Yeti bellow" fart) Kim (as Charlene the Snow Pixie): Beware of abominable snowmen-and abominable snowwomen, too!
11. ("Avalanche" fart) Eddie: That blew the chalet away!
12. ("Snowflake flutter" fart) Kam: I'm just lettin' it snow by lettin' one rip!
13. ("Arctic chiller" fart) Madison (as Charlena the Snow Fairy): That was icy and windy all over!
14. ("Stormy ice" fart) KIM (as Charlene the Snow Pixie): That was a bone-chilling butt bomb!
The Philly Phil Room Guard

"Redheaded, cheerleading schoolboys get angry, too; this room guard will shout out stern warnings to trespassers, invaders and intruders!"-The box's blurb

Made by Novelty, Inc. from 2007-2011, this room guard features a motion-activated Philly Phil statue on a marigold base that yells out firm warnings to those who set off the motion sensor; he's voiced by Phil LaMarr with the authentic vocals of Philly Phil himself.

## The Warnings

1. "PLEASE go away!"
2. "Move over, PLEASE!"
3. "Why don't you go to YOUR room?"
4. "You're outta here!"
5. "Sorry, YOU are OUT of HERE!"
Madison the Vegan Farter (doll)

Madison the Vegan Farter is a Novelty Inc. farting and vibrating doll with Jennifer Hale's Madison vocals from Class of 3000. She was released on August 26, 2007 and sold until 2010 to promote the Plotapath of the same name; she was sold at Lolo's Discount Warehouse, Lulu's Liquidation Hut, KB, Walmart, Party City, Zellers, Party Packagers, Toys R Us, Kids' City, Jojo's Clearance Boutique and Tucker's Toyworks. Her price was originally $20, th2n $15 on sale and $10 on clearance.

## Info

She looks like Madison herself, but with chartreuse high tops rather than little blue flats. She stands at 1 foot tall, has her fingernails painted chartreuse (her favourite colour) and has her right index finger pointing at you; when you pull her finger, she farts and vibrates, then utters one of several entertaining phrases. The first dozen copies sold were signed "JH aka MSP."

## Phrases

1. (Faaart!) Mother Nature's got a sense of humor, too!
2. (Faaaart!) That's a flower-wilter!
3. (FAAAART!) Did I just soil myself?
4. (FARRRRT!) What just happened?
5. (FRRRRRT!) Timber!
6. (BRAAACK!) I've been caught down-wind!
7. (BRAAAP!) Smell my beautiful bouquet!
8. (TOOOT!) I'm a 1-schoolgirl band!
9. (POOT!) Don't pull too hard, please!
10. (PLLLLBT!) Can you try that again and harder?
Farting Fanny Packs

These are colourful fanny packs that fart and talk with real character vocals when the button on the zipper pouch is pressed; they were made by Novelty Inc. from 2007-2010 to promote Plotapaths. Each one runs on 3 AG13 button cell batteries; each one's on/off switch and speaker is located below the zipper pouch.

## Phil the Farter

This is marigold with "PTF"s all over it; when the pouch button is pushed, Phil the Farter himself will let one rip and then talk.

### The Farts and Phrases

1. ("Muddy" fart) TBA
2. TBC

## Madison the Vegan Farter

This is chartreuse with "MTVF"s all over it; when the pouch button is pushed, Madison the Vegan Farter herself will let one rip and then talk.

### The Farts and Phrases

1. ("Frosty" fart) TBA
2. TBC

## Kim The Klown, World's Cutest Tooter

This is periwinkle with "WCT"s all over it; when the pouch button is pushed, Kim the Klown: World's Cutest Tooter herself will let one rip and then talk.

## Kam The Klown, Super-Duper Tooter

This is periwinkle with "SDT"s all over it; when the pouch button is pushed, Kam the Klown: World's Cutest Tooter himself will let one rip and then talk.
Let's Just Play

Headquartered in Stone Mountain, GA near Stone Mountain's TCO3KE, Let's Just Play makes interactive, coin-operated kiddie rides for malls, big box department stores and tourist attractions; their Class of 3000 rides are found outside of Class of 3000 Experiences.

## Their CO3K Rides

* Sunny's School Bus-This teal and orange bus features "Hey Ya!", characters' catchphrases and bus noises as well as multicoloured lights.
* Philly and Madi's Tour Bus-This chartreuse bus with marigolds and Italian water lilies features Philly and Madi's unforgettable singalong songs as well as characteristic phrases and bus noises.
* Kim 'n' Kam's Tour Bus-This periwinkle bus features Kim 'n' Kam's fun-to-sing songs as well as bus noises and characteristic phrases.
* Singalong Stretch Limo-Words appear on screen accompanied by a bouncing ball as Class of 3000 songs are sung aloud, encouraging riders to blend their voices with favourite cartoon characters.
* Philly's Angels' Tour Bus-This black bus with a rainbow and some white clouds on it features the hit songs of Philly's Angels as well as characteristic phrases and bus noises.
* Tami Plus Eddie's Tour Bus-This red and aqua bus features the smash hits of Tamika Plus Eddie as well as bus noises and characteristic phrases.
Young Philenstein

A comically cleaned-up and charmingly silly twist on "Young Frankenstein," this is an operatic lesson about helpfulness featuring parody lyrics to blues, blues-rock, jazz-rock and jazz standards as well as parodies of classical masterworks, Italian melodies and operatic arias.

## The Songs

1. (to the tune of The Barber of Seville)
2. (to the tune of La Donna E Mobile)
3. I'll Help (to the tune of Libiamo Ne Lieti Calici)
4. I Can Be A Hero, Yes I Can! (to the tune of Fur Elise)
5. (to the tune of Sobre Las Olas)
6. Helping, Helping (to the tune of Georgia On My Mind)
7. (to the tune of Doo Wah Diddy Diddy)
8. (to the tune of "Lullaby of Birdland")
9. (to the tune of Tuxedo Junction)
10. (to the tune of Don Giovanni's Minuet)
11. (to the tune of Take the A Train)
12. HELP (to the tune of Nat King Cole's "LOVE")
13. (to the tune of "Bye Bye Blackbird")
14. (to the tune of "Red, Red Robin")
15. Helping Hand (to the tune of "Spinning Wheel")
16. (to the tune of Carmen's Habanera)
17. (to the tune of "Figaro's Aria")
18. I Will Help You (to the tune of "Barcarolle")
19. I'm a Super-Duper Helper (to the tune of Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee)
20. (to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries)
21. (to the tune of Beethoven's 6th a.k.a. Beethoven's Pastoral)
22. (to the tune of The 1812 Overture)
23. (to the tune of Toccata and Fugue in D Minor)
24. (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th)
25. (to the tune of Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring)
26. (to the tune of Ave Maria)
27. (to the tune of Chopin's Death March)
28. (to the tune of The Minute Waltz)
29. (to the tune of The Hallelujah Chorus)
30. Silly Cow (to the tune of Satin Doll)
31. (to the tune of "Oh, You Beautiful Doll")
32. Jeepers Peepers! (to the tune of Jeepers Creepers)
33. Pudding Face (to the tune of Baby Face)
34. (to the tune of Sempre Libera)
35. (to the tune of The William Tell Overture)
36. (to the tune of The Can-Can)
37. (to the tune of Un Bel Di Vedremo)
38. (to the tune of O Mio Babbino Caro)
39. Hey, Little Buddy! (to the tune of O Sole Mio!)
40. (to the tune of Santa Lucia)
41. (to the tune of Bella Bimba)
42. (to the tune of Cincirinella)
43. Shark Attack (to the tune of Rhapsody in Blue)
44. (to the tune of Fever)

## The Plot

Dr. Stein and his brother, Igor, have a newly-made kid in town who helps others and saves lives from nature parks to sandy beaches.

## The Cast

* Sunny as Dr. Stein
* Luna as Igor Stein
* Philly as Young Philenstein
* Madi as Miss Park Ranger Lady
* Eddie as Nature Park Guy
* Li'l D as Lifeguard Guy
* Tamika as Shark Attack Girl
* Kim as The Medical Pro
* Kam as The Cop
Super Soccer

This is a Mattel game created in response to Silly Soccer; it features the school kids of Westley cheering on players as they kick a checkered ball in the net, albeit with no goalies and other obstacles-just plain fun exercise with kicking a ball in a net.

## The Cheers

There are 2 kinds: cheering ON (when the ball isn't in the net yet) and cheering FOR the players (when the ball really is in the net.)

### Cheering On

1. Kim: Come on, you can do this!
2. Madison: Give this your best effort ever!
3. Eddie: You've got potential!
4. Philly: Try not to quit!
5. Li'l D: Knock 'em dead!
6. Tamika: Always keep your eyes on the ball!
7. Kam: Don't be shy, give it a try!

### Cheering For

These cheers are spoken by all the kids in unison.

1. You really shine!
2. You rock!
3. Soccer is cool!
4. That's crunk!
5. That was hype!
6. You're a pro athlete!
7. Hurrah!
Pretty Periwinkle

This is a collection of Kim 'n' Kam's favourite songs to sing with kids; the CD album was released in 2013 and won a NAPPA. It was inspired by The Learning Groove's Bouncy Blue and Perfectly Purple.

## The Singers

* Zany Pohlel as Kim Chin, age 12
* Johnathan "Jono" Davis as Kam Chin, age 12
* Emily Schlosser, age 17
* Raina Sayer
* Rob Sayer
* Cynthia "Cindy" Sayer
* Brian Sayer

## The Tracks

1. Hello, Everybody! (Music Together cover by everyone)
2. Put On A Show Today (Music Together cover by Kim 'n' Kam)
3. Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes (Kam and Kim)
4. Isn't It Grand? (Eric Litwin cover by Kim 'n' Kam)
5. The Bamba (Kam sings solo)
6. Old MacDonald-The Farm Animal Song (Kim feat. Raina, Cindy, Brian, Emily and Rob)
7. Row the Boat Ashore (Kam, Cindy and Brian)
8. Riding In A Buggy, Miss Mary Jane (Kim 'n' Kam feat. Cindy, Emily and Raina)
9. You Are Clapping (Eric Litwin cover by Kam, Brian, Raina and Rob)
10. Bullfrog (Eric Litwin cover by Kam, Raina, Cindy, Brian and Rob)
11. 4 Little Ducks (Kam sings solo)
12. The Crocodile Shop (Kam raps solo)
13. Rock A Bye Baby (Kim, Raina and Emily)
14. Goodbye, So Long, Farewell (Music Together cover by everyone)
Sunny's Classroom

This is the 2nd room after Luna's Office; it's where selfies and photos are taken with Mr. Sunny Bridges (played by Sinatra Onyewuchi in Atlanta's flagship location.) Kisses are blown and autographs are signed there, too.

## Sunny's Autograph

"Mr. Sunny Bridges" in royal purple with a whole note in a speech bubble (his symbol because he loves to sing hip-hop as well as croon jazz-rock, blues-rock, jazz and blues.)

## Features

* Sing with Sunny-Sunny leads family sing alongs always beginning with his famously beloved (also his all time favourite) song, Hey Ya; he also croons jazz standards, jazz-rock standards, blues-rock standards and even blues standards!
* Photo Time-Take photos of and with Sunny!
* Autographs-Get Sunny's famous autograph; don't forget to use your manners and blow him a nice, big kiss!
Fiodar Andrejevič Makhnov

Fiodar Andrejevič Makhnov (june 18 1878-august 28 1912)

## Biography

As a young man in his twenties he toured Europe to exhibit his great height. After having spent time in Berlin he visited London in 1905 where he joined the Hippodrome accompanied by his wife and young child. He then toured the United States in 1906 where he met President Roosevelt as well as actor and fellow giant George Auger.

Throughout his tour his promoters exaggerated his height, and he was usually accredited with a considerably inflated stature as high as 9 feet 3 inches (282 cm) and billed as "The Russian Giant." On the obelisk it is still possible to read: «Фёдор Андреевич Махнов. Родился 6 июня 1878 года. Умер 28 августа 1912 года. Самый высокий человек в мире. Ростом был 3 аршина 9 вершков» ("Feodor Machnow. Born 6 June 1878. Died 28 August 1912. Tallest man in the world. His height was 3 arshins 9 vershoks [254 centimetres] tall"). Machnow's wife, Efrosinja wanted to correct the incorrect figure on the monument, but was prevented from doing so because of the beginning of the First World War and then the Revolution. Unfortunately Machnow's wife could not verify this version. This exaggeration may have been because he wore a huge Cossack fur hat, and tall boots which added a foot to his height. Although, if this was accurate, he would have been taller than Robert Wadlow, now cited as the world's tallest man. However, photographic evidence suggest that he was not any taller than 7 feet 10½ inches (240 cm).

Machnow died in 1913 due to pneumonia, and likely complications of acromegaly. He was the father of four children, none of whom reached a height greater than two meters.
Valdosta

Southern Georgia's ONLY Class of 3000 Experience, featuring LIVE CARTOONS and MITT PUPPETS!

## The Rules

1. No profanity, please, especially derogatory nicknames.
2. Please do not litter.
3. Please do not loiter.
4. No racism, please, especially racial slurs.
5. No sexism, please.
6. No racy ribaldry, please.
7. No flash photography, please.
8. Please DO NOT separate from your group.
9. No violence, please; that means no shooting, pinching, punching, etc.

## The Rooms

* Principal Luna's Office-Get welcomed to the attraction and rub elbows with the boss of Westley.
* Sunny's Classroom-Rub elbows with Atlanta's greatest crooning tutor.
* Kim's Auditorium-Rub elbows with Atlanta's greatest schoolgirl DJ.
* Philly's Gymnasium-Rub elbows with Atlanta's greatest schoolboy cheerleader.
* Tamika's Schoolyard-Rub elbows with Atlanta's sassiest schoolgirl.
* (Areas for the rest of the schoolkids TBA!)
* The Westley Library-Enjoy audiobooks, chapter books and storybooks from The Class of 3000.
* The Puppet Parlour-Mitt puppets and live kids' bands perform here.
* The Westley Store-Shop for Class of 3000 merchandise, including stuffed dolls and boxed activity kits.
Madison's Vegan Fart Pen

This is a fanmade Kamhi World pen that farts and utters phrases with Jennifer Hale's real character vocals of Madison SP; a dollar from each pen sold went to the NIEHS. This pen was sold at KB, Target, Kmart, Walmart, The Westley Store, Toys R Us, Zellers, Speaktomecatalog, Party City and Party Packagers.

## The Phrases

1. (Toooooooot!) TBA
2. (Pooooot!) TBA
3. (Frrrrrrpppp!) TBA
4. (Plllllbbbt!) TBA
5. (Pfffffffft!) TBA
6. (Faaaaaaaaart!) TBA
7. (Prrrrrrrrrrrrp!) TBA
Madison's Pet

This is an easy to read storybook; it is a realistic fiction adaptation of "Wormy" from SpongeBob SquarePants.

## The Story

Eddie, Philly and their parents were getting fresh air and sunshine until someone got their attention. A schoolgirl was shouting at the top of her lungs, "Oh my gosh! I got a new pet Morphomonarch! It's a caterpillar that changes to a BUTTERFLY when it grows out of its cocoon!!" The Lawrences along with Philly and his comical parents knew it was Madison with a new Morphomonarch, so they went over to her place. Madison exclaimed, "Hey, boyfriends! Yo, Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence! Howdy, Mr. and Mrs. P! I am super excited to see y'all!" Philly, Eddie and the schoolboys' parents replied, "Hiya, Madison!" Madison replied, "Hiya, guys! Get a load of my new pet!" She then took out a cage with a blue, orange and black caterpillar in it; Madison explained, "Her name is Bowzee because she's as colourful as a rainbow; get it?" Philly replied, "I get it; so do my parents, my friend and my friends' parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence." Eddie fed Bowzee maple leaves as Philly patiently waited for the metamorphosis; when it was time for Bowzee to evolve, Madison said, "Bowzee's a butterfly now; I'm setting her free 'cause now, she's moving away to Veracruz, Mexico! Adios, Bowzee!" Eddie and Philly replied, "We miss you, Bowzee!" Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence added, "Buena suerte, Bowzee!" Mr. and Mrs. P bid Bowzee farewell as she flew all the way south of the border to her new hometown of Veracruz; luckily, Madison, Eddie, Philly and the schoolboys' parents were still in Atlanta, Georgia! "Oh, no-it's time for school! See ya!" said Madison. "Aloha!" replied Philly and Eddie. "Bye now!" said the schoolboys' parents. Madison replied, "Y'all come back now!" and then rode on the school bus to Westley. Eddie went back to his mansion where he and his parents rested, then Philly and his parents went home to finish jobs and chores around their house; it was a really interesting day!
Talking Puppets

They were made by Excalibur from 2007-2009; they were sold at The Westley Store and Alliance Theatre as well as Fox Theatre, Lolo's Discount Warehouse, Kids' City, Lulu's Liquidation Hut, Jojo's Clearance Boutique and big box department stores.

## The Puppets

Each one is a plush puppet with a movable mouth; when they're moved, they talk in their own character voices.

### Philly

1. Outta sight!
2. Freaky!
3. Hey!
4. Whoa!

### Madi

1. Hey hey!
2. Sweet!
3. Whoa!

### Kim

1. Awesome!
2. Crazy cool!
3. Oh, yeah!

### Kam

1. Mm-hmm!
2. Uh-huh!
3. Oh, yes!
4. Whoa!

### Eddie

1. Uh huh!
2. Wow!
3. Well, all right!
4. All right.
Schoolkids React To The Flarp Noisemaker

This is a Season 1 episode of Schoolkids React featuring Ja-Ru's Flarp Noisemaker Keychain.

## The Kids' Reactions to The Flarp Noisemaker Keychain

### Juicy

* Madison: Small toot, huge smiles!
* Philly: That one packed a punch of laughs!
* Eddie: That one's a real funny-bone tickler!
* Kim: A playful surprise to make you chuckle!
* Kam: That leaves everybody rolling in the aisles!
* Tami: Just like a symphony of comical toots!

### Nervous

* Madison: What a giggly squeaker!
* Philly: Wow, what a squeaky gas leak!
* Eddie: What a jittery toot!
* Kim: That reminds me of stage fright.
* Kam: Oh, brother! Having the jitters ALWAYS makes me gassy!
* Tami: That reminds me of camera shyness.

### Classic

* Madison: So nostalgic, just like a comedy classic late at night!
* Philly: Just like a timeless musical comedy track!
* Eddie: So distinct, let's always remember that the magic of humor never goes out of style!
* Kim: Just like a retro cartoon!
* Kam: Eternally charming!
* Tami: That toot NEVER, EVER goes outta style!

### Uptight

* Madison: What a volcanic rumbler!
* Philly: 5.5 on the Richter scale!
* Eddie: Just like a tightly-wound explosion of comedy!
* Kim: Just like a symphony of laughs!
* Kam: That one's got laissez-faire attitude!
* Tami: Oh-so properly controlled with comical tension!

### Ripper

* Madison: That short, dry poof cracks me up!
* Philly: Just like a popcorn aftermath!
* Eddie: That's totally funny!
* Kim: What a short, dry burst of poofy goodness!
* Kam: Just like a firework in my underwear!
* Tami: A giggly burst of air for ya!

### Power

* Madison: I'm the queen of toots!
* Philly: Just like a big round of applause!
* Eddie: That's a 6.9 on the Richter scale!
* Kim: Just like a tsunami of comedy!
* Kam: Just like a comedy explosion!
* Tami: Just like a symphony of really loud laughs!
Phil the Farter (book)

A book released on July 26, 2007; it was written by Tracey West and Alison Inches.

## Instructions

* Flip through pages as you read this book to reach the ending.
* If you come to a fork, flip to any of the options mentioned.
* To start over, flip back to the first page.
* To stop, shut the book.

## Forks

* If Phil the Farter does his "Eau de Marigold" sketch, flip to page 61; if he does his "Fartitis" sketch, flip to page 51.
* If Phil the Farter does his "Runner's Cramp" sketch, go to page 32; if he does his "Who's REALLY Taller?" sketch, flip to page 40.
* TBC?

## Endings

* Phil wins the Westley talent show.
* Phil gets his own fart app for japesters.
* Phil gets his own toy line, including a talking pen with 7 farts, each one followed by a snappy line.
* Phil wins the Mr. Georgia State pageant.
* TBC?
The Freaky Fart Pen

This is a marigold, chartreuse and periwinkle striped pen with a magenta button on top; when the pen is clicked, not only does it activate its writing ability, but it also has farting noises and kooky character phrases!

## The Prank Routines

1. Sharing Shenanigans-When you share pens with your family, add The Freaky Fart Pen for an extra-special dose of humor!
2. Borrowing Ballyhoo-When someone needs to borrow a pen, just play along as they react to The Freaky Fart Pen!

## The Noises and Phrases

1. ("inky" fart) MADISON: Oopsie, pens can break wind, too!
2. ("Scribbling" fart) PHILLY: Even artwork can make noises!
3. ("Signing" fart) KIM: Autographs can have an attitude, too!
4. ("squirting" fart) KAM: That's funny, pens are so surprising these days!
5. ("Rumbler" fart) KIM: Just adding whimsy to your drawings!
6. ("Doodling" fart) PHILLY: I've added comedy to your artwork!
7. ("Power" fart) MADISON: Even doodles have a sense of humor!
The New Class of 3000 Theme Song

This is a Hey Ya parody with lyrics telling the story of The Class of 3000 sung to the tune of Hey Ya's first verse and chorus; it's on Hi-Tops Entertainment releases of CO3K merchandise, replacing the old theme song with a new title sequence by Renegade. It is also the commercial jingle to The Class of 3000 Experiences around the South, especially Georgia, Florida and the Carolinas.

## Lyrics

* Some schoolkids in 7th grade were making lots of music in their junior high;
* They're seven 7th graders and they're super-cool because I will not lie...
* Madison, Eddie, Tamika, Li'l D, Philly and Kim 'n' Kam...
* They love to sing and rock out with all their friends 'cause music time won't end!
* Class of 3000! (8x)
I Had a Rooster

An American folk tune in C from Philly and Madi's Lovely Day Out; it was also sung by Fred Newman on Hi-Tops Audio's Lomax soundtrack.

## Lyrics

* VERSE 1: I had a rooster and the rooster pleased me;
* I fed my rooster by a green apple tree.
* My little rooster said, "Cock-a-doodle-doo,
* De-doodley-doodley-doodley-do!"
* VERSE 2: I had a pig and the pig pleased me;
* I fed my pig by a green apple tree.
* My little pig said, "Snort, snort!"
* My little rooster said, "Cock-a-doodle-doo,
* De-doodley-doodley-doodley-do!"
* VERSE 3: I had a lamb and the lamb pleased me;
* I fed my lamb by a green apple tree.
* My little lamb said, "Bah, bah!"
* My little pig said, "Snort, snort!"
* My little rooster said, "Cock-a-doodle-doo,
* De-doodley-doodley-doodley-do!"
* VERSE 4: I had a parakeet and the parakeet pleased me;
* I fed my parakeet by a green apple tree.
* My little parakeet said, "Aaack, aaack!"
* My little lamb said, "Bah, bah!"
* My little pig said, "Snort, snort!"
* My little rooster said, "Cock-a-doodle-doo,
* De-doodley-doodley-doodley-do!"
* VERSE 5: I had a bear and the bear pleased me;
* I fed my bear by a green apple tree.
* My little bear said, "Grrr, grrr!"
* My little parakeet said, "Aaack, aaack!"
* My little lamb said, "Bah, bah!"
* My little pig said, "Snort, snort!"
* My little rooster said, "Cock-a-doodle-doo,
* De-doodley-doodley-doodley-do!"
* VERSE 6: I had a kitten and the kitten pleased me;
* I fed my kitten by a green apple tree.
* My little kitten said, "Mew, mew!"
* My little bear said, "Grrr, grrr!"
* My little parakeet said, "Aaack, aaack!"
* My little lamb said, "Bah, bah!"
* My little pig said, "Snort, snort!"
* My little rooster said, "Cock-a-doodle-doo,
* De-doodley-doodley-doodley-do!"
A Celebration of Sports with Kim 'n' Kam

This was filmed in Tooner Field in Summer 2011; it features a set list consisting of songs all about sports and it is only $9 for the DVD and CD set by Hi-Tops Productions on behalf of Hi-Tops Entertainment.

## The Set List

1. The Chop (FSU cover, marching band style)
2. The Star-Spangled Banner (Francis Scott Key cover, be-bop style)
3. Take Me Out To The Ball Game (Albert Von Tilzer and Jack Norworth cover, waltz style)
4. Centrefield
5. Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah (Kidsongs cover)
6. Camptown Races (with adapted lyrics to avoid gambling influences)
7. We Will Rock You (Queen cover)
8. Get Your Head In The Game (Zac Efron cover)
9. We Are The Champions (Queen cover)

## The Soundtrack

It's by Hi-Tops Audio and features the titular duet (played by Zany Pohlel and Johnathan Davis) along with Lisa Damiani and her whimsically talented Lisa Damiani Singers as the audience.
All Our Friends Just Love Bananas

A folk song in Bb from Philly and Madi's Lovely Day Out.

## Lyrics

* All our friends just love bananas! (4x)
* Lydia loves them, banana!
* Emily loves them, banana!
* Tyler loves them, banana!
* Danny loves them, banana!
* All our friends just love bananas! (4x)
* Jared loves them, banana!
* Aurora loves them, banana!
* Kristen loves them, banana!
* Jacob loves them, banana!
* All our friends just love bananas! (4x)
* Deb loves bananas, banana!
* Bruce loves bananas, banana!
* Jackie loves them, banana!
* Caroline loves them, banana!
* All our friends just love bananas! (4x)
* Kaia loves them, banana!
* Keely loves them, banana!
* Ayanna loves them, banana!
* Alexandra loves them, banana!
* All our friends just love bananas! (4x)
Cheery Chartreuse

Inspired by The Learning Groove's Yummy Yellow and Groovy Green, this is a collection of Madi's top 25 favourite songs to sing with kids; it's a Philly and Madi CD because it features Wendy Melkonian as Madi accompanied by Brandon O'Dell as Philly. The CD itself has a chartreuse case with a matching disc; the disc itself is chartruse (Madi's favourite colour) with Italian water lilies (Madi's favourite flowers) all over it and the text "Cheery Chartreuse" in marigold (her best friend, Philly's favourite colour.) The album was released May 29, 2011 and it won a NAPPA.

## The Reviews

* "Our children (Jared, age 12 and Kate, age 10) enjoy pretending to be Philly and Madi along with this CD and their glitter microphones as well as their glitter bracelets (neon blue for Jared as Philly and hot magenta for Kate) and their headgear (a purple sweatband for Jared as Philly and a white glitter headband for Kate as Madi!) This is hands down, 7x better than Seuss!"-Paige and Craig from Tucker, GA, USA
* "My son, Gabe, age 10, loves to pretend that he's Philly by wearing his costume from Spirit and singing along to this CD with his Phillymic because both Philly and my boy are way too cool for Seuss!"-Jen from Rome, GA, USA
* "As Kim from Kim 'n' Kam, this is a blend of Zany "Kim" Pohlel from Atlanta, GA, USA
* "Zany "Kim" Pohlel from Atlanta, GA, USA

## The Singers

* Wendy Melkonian, age 38 as Madi Papadopoulous, age 12
* Brandon O'Dell as Philly Phil, age 12
* Emily Schlosser, age 15
* Raina Sayer
* Rob Sayer
* Cynthia "Cindy" Sayer
* Brian Sayer

## The Tracks

1. I'm So Happy (TMC cover)
2. Are You Sleeping? (French Folk)
3. Down By The Riverside (Spiritual)
4. The Monster Hunt Chant (Children's Chant from Rockhampton, Australia arranged in Tribal Powwow style by Cindy, Rob and Raina Sayer)
5. I Love My Bass So Much (Eric Litwin, adapted by Rob, Raina and Cindy Sayer)
6. If You're Happy (Madi, Raina and Emily)
7. Skinnamarink (Traditional American-Canadian Folk Song, sung by Philly and Madi)
8. Itsy-Bitsy Spider (from Melody Magic in Musicland, Octopedes cover)
9. Bumpin' Up 'n' Down (North American Folk Song)
10. You Can't Ride (Traditional Children's Chant)
11. Skip To My Lou (Traditional American Folk Song)
12. This Li'l Light O' Mine (Written by Harry Dixon-Loes and performed by Philly, Madi, Brian, Cindy, Rob, Raina and Emily)
13. Tingalayo (West Indies Folk Song, performed by Madi, Cindy, Raina and Emily)
14. Walkin' In The Park Today (Eric Litwin cover)
15. Yummy To My Tummy (Eric Litwin cover)
16. Abracadabra (Eric Litwin cover)
17. Down By The Bay (British-Canadian-American folk song, performed by Madi and Philly)
18. I Love My Uke So Much (Written by Eric Litwin, performed by Madi and adapted by Rob, Raina and Cindy Sayer)
19. I'm a Nut In A Rut (American Folk Song)
20. This Old Man (Traditional Folk Song)
21. Tongue Depressor Tango (Written by Eric Litwin, adapted by Rob, Cindy and Raina Sayer)
22. Down In The Valley 2 by 2
23. Chicken On Your Head (Eric Litwin cover by Philly, Madi, Raina and Emily)
24. Toora Loora Loora
25. Cheers, We Will Miss You (Written by Eric Litwin and adapted by Rob, Raina and Cindy Sayer)
Madi 'n' Me

A wholesome alternative to Minnie 'n' Me featuring very talented girls interacting with Madison from Class of 3000, promoting the powerfully special magic of friendship.

## The Madis

Jennifer Hale and Wendy Melkonian are the Madis.

## The Mes

The Mes are the girls who are just like Madi; they are Emily Schlosser, Raina Sayer, Meg Brooks, Jazz Sawyer, Jadie Pettyjohn, Ayanna S. Montgomery, Rory Red and April Borchelt.
Philly's Angels

A tweens', teens' and young adults' musical amusement group for ages 10-44 featuring six live-action cartoon characters (real-life people that are always in character.)

## The Roster

* Philly-Played by Brandon O'Dell, Philly is the leader of the band; he's known for wearing his bold green sweater beneath his famous yellow jumpsuit as well as his leathery brown cowboy boots and stripy tube socks.
* Madi-Played by Wendy Melkonian, Madi is Philly's fun and eager thrill seeker girlfriend; she's known for wearing her white glitter headband and her chartreuse high tops!
* Kim-Played by Zany Pohlel, Kim is Philly's fun-loving girlfriend; she's known for her famous periwinkle high tops!
* Tamika-Philly's tough cookie girlfriend with a heart of gold known for her aqua hoodie with matching high tops; Played by Sharissa Whatley, she dislikes it when the I in her name, "Tamika," gets replaced with an E.
* Kam-Philly's wisecracking japester boyfriend and Kim's all-loving bro, known for his preppy schoolboy attire, played by Johnathan Davis; he dislikes it when his name is misspelled with a "C."
* Eddie-Philly's mannerly, classy boyfriend known for his vermillion high-tops.
* Li'l D-Played by Bernard Jones, he's the newest member of Philly's Angels, known for being a drummer with an all-loving heart of gold!

## Their Debut

It all started September 20th, 2009 at The Alliance Theatre in Atlanta, Georgia due to the overwhelming success of "The Class of 3000 Live;" Philly's Angels' debut show got released on DVD with a CD soundtrack featuring Lisa Damiani and her whimsically talented Lisa Damiani Singers on September 26, 2009.
Great Balls of Fire

A song from Tamika Plus Eddie Salute the 50s, sung by Tamika herself.

## Lyrics

* You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain;
* Too much love drives a girl insane!
* You broke my will, but what a thrill!
* Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
* I laughed at love 'cause I thought it was funny;
* You came along and moved me, honey!
* I changed my mind; this loving's fine.
* Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
* Ooh! Kiss me, baby...
* 'Cause it feels so good!
* You got to hold me, baby!
* I wanna love you like a schoolgirl should!
* You're fine! So kind!
* Got to tell the world that you're
* Mine, mine, mine, mine!
* I chew my nails, yeah, I twiddle my thumbs.
* I'm really nervous, but it sure is fun!
* C'mon, baby! You drive me crazy!
* Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
* Whoa! Kiss me, baby!
* Whoa, it feels so good!
* You got to hold me, hold me, baby!
* I wanna love you like a schoolgirl should!
* You're fine! So kind!
* Got to tell the world that you're
* Mine, mine, mine, mine!
* I chew my nails, yeah, I twiddle my thumbs.
* I'm really nervous, but it sure is fun!
* C'mon, baby! You drive me crazy!
* Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!
The Box of Creativity

This is a storybook which is a realistic fiction version of "Imagination Day/Idiot Box" from SpongeBob SquarePants.

## The Story

One gloriously sunny day in Atlanta, two schoolboys named Eddie and Philly went shopping at Jaymart; they bought an XXL cardboard box, glitter glue tubes and sequins for $28 before tax. Eddie paid responsibly with his very own allowance, which his butler was proud of. Meanwhile, back at the Lawrence residence, Philly's parents helped the schoolboys with their all-new creation by squeezing and smearing glitter glue, then washing their hands. Eddie and Philly sprinkled on sequins and named their new creation "The Box of Creativity." Eddie's butler and servants registered a trademark on behalf of Matbro Toys, then the schoolboys and their parents went over to the BHBHTV station to showcase their new toy, which won them a "Best Kids' Creation" award from the President of America. After selling 99 million Boxes of Creativity, Philly, his parents and the Lawrence family lived proudly ever after.
Madison's Vegan Fart Button

This is a novelty noise button by Gemmy that lights up, makes the noises of Madison's really loud vegan farts and talks in Madison's authentic Southern accent; it was sold from April 2008-Fall 2010 at Hot Topic, Party City, Party Packagers, Canadian Tire, Toys R Us, Walmart, Kmart, The Westley Store and Target.

## Usage

When someone hits the bright green button with "VEGAN FART" on it in white, it lights up green while vegan farting and talking in Madison's famously delightful Southern drawl.

## The Phrases

1. (POOT!) Forgive my rudeness!
2. (POOT!) Y'all got an inhaler?
3. (POOT!) Oh, no-a greenhouse exploded!
4. (POOT!) That gets me every time!
5. (POOT!) Nobody died, no harm done!
6. (PFOOT!) Oopsy!
7. (PFOOT!) Whoops!
8. (Fart!) Sorry; I'm leaky.
9. (FRUPPP!) I bet that left tracks!
10. (PFFFFT!) Now THAT'S entertainment!
11. (FRUPPPP!) I'm goin' green!
12. (FRUPPPP!) Ow, my butt!
13. (FRUPPPP!) Where’s my perfume?
14. (FRUPPPP!) Wow, that was really noisy!
15. (FRUPPPP!) That's a genuine butt burp!
16. (FRUPPPP!) What a sweet vegan fart!
17. (FRUPPPP!) Woohoo, I’m full of beans!
18. (FRUPPPP!) Who put a whoopie cushion on my chair?
19. (FRUPPPP!) Uh-oh, I’m in trouble!
20. (FRUPPPP!) Oops, no pop for me!
21. (BRAAAP!) Doggone it!
22. (BRAAAP!) That's windy!
23. (BRAAAP!) Someone did it because of me!
Philly Gets the Groove

This is a CO3K Easy to Read storybook starring Philly and Kim.

## The Story

DJ Kim, Atlanta's cutest and sweetest young disc jockey, was eager to celebrate Westley Junior High's victory against their evil rival, Eastley Middle School; she practiced for the Starbrite Soiree by doing her favourite hip-hop dances like the vogue, the moonwalk and the boogaloo. Her parents and her brother danced along, then the Chin family went to the Lawrence mansion; there, they found Eddie waltzing with his mother. After waltzing along with Mrs. Lawrence and her son, the Chin family picked up the two Lawrence family members and everybody went over to Philly's room; inside, Philly and his parents did their cheerobics by clapping, stamping and jumping around. Everyone followed along with the Phils and then picked them up to take them to Tamika's place; there was a ton of cool, hip, fab and funky fun as Tamika and her dad twisted their waists and waved their arms in the comfort of their own home. After copying the twisting and waving, the Joneses were picked up, then Madison and Li'l D's families welcomed the carpooling kids and their ecofriendly parents to the soiree. Philly, Eddie, Kam and everyone else at the party requested their favourite songs, then Kim played a special celebration playlist of the party songs that everybody at the Starbrite Soiree adored; even Philly and his parents led a pep rally by cheering, "Hail, Westley! Boo, Eastley!" while leaping all over the gym's hardwood floor. Everybody on the dance floor moved and grooved a lot, then got set for home time; DJ Kim also packed up and got ready to go back home to her house. When it was time to sleep in bed, DJ Kim and her brother dreamt of next year; there was going to be even more exciting fun in the future!
The Freaky Fart Can

When opened up, this light-activated, battery-powered can farts and talks with 1 of 12 audioclips from Eddie, Madison, Kim, Kam and Philly; it even contains totally noisy fart prank routines!

## The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Soiled my pants" fart) PHILLY: Sounds like someone forgot to check their underpants!
2. ("Torn pants" fart) EDDIE: Oops, I tore my pants open!
3. ("Balloon Fizzer" fart) MADISON: There's a party goin' on in my pants!
4. ("Creaking hardwood" fart) KIM: It's time to refurbish!
5. ("Whoopey" fart) KAM: Whoopsie, I farted!
6. ("Dropped rose bouquet" fart) PHILLY: What a way to enter a room-and clear it, too!
7. ("Destroyer" fart) KAM: Hold tight and take cover, butt bombs away!
8. ("Butt puff" fart) KIM: A fairy dust fart for you!
9. ("Pneumatic tube whoosh" fart) MADISON: Have I got a special delivery for you!
10. ("Plinky piano" fart) KAM: I'm just playing the piano with my butt!
11. ("Trumpeter" fart) EDDIE: There goes my butt trumpet!
12. ("Bugler" fart) PHILLY: That's my butt alarm!

## The Prank Routines

1. Currency Craze-Use The Freaky Fart Can to save up your loose change; it may come in handy for charity!
2. Secret Sillies-Use The Freaky Fart Can to hide your most prized possessions; when someone opens the can, they'll get an earful of gassy fun!
Sleeping Sailor

A sea chantey in Dm from Philly and Madi's Lovely Day Out.

## Lyrics

* VERSE ONE: What do you do with a sleeping sailor? (2x)
* What do you do with a sleeping sailor early in the morning?
* CHORUS: Rise, rise! Up he rises! (2x)
* Rise, rise! Up he rises early in the morning!
* VERSE 2: Tickle his tummy with a feather;
* Tickle his tummy with a feather.
* Tickle his tummy with a feather early in the morning!
* (CHORUS)
* Verse 3: Put him on a luxury cruise ship;
* Put him on a luxury cruise ship.
* Put him on a luxury cruise ship early in the morning!
* (CHORUS)
Austell

A short drive away from Atlanta, this is Austell's coolest, hippest, funkiest and most awesome attraction EVER, featuring LIVE ACTION CARTOON CHARACTERS, a store and even a theatre!

## The Rules

1. Don't swear.
2. Don't be racist.
3. Don't be sexist.
4. Don't separate from your group.
5. Don't smoke.
6. Don't vape.
7. Don't use flash when taking photos.
8. No violence, please.
9. No beating people up, please.

## The Areas

* Principal Luna's Office-Meet Westley's boss.
* Sunny's Clasroom-Hang out with Atlanta's crooning tutor!
* Tamika's Schoolyard-Hang out with Atlanta's sassiest schoolgirl!
* Kim's Auditorium-Hang out with Atlanta's greatest schoolgirl DJ!
* Philly's Gymnasium-Hang out with Atlanta's coolest cheerleader!
* (Areas for the rest of the schoolkids TBA!)
* The Westley Library-Curl up and read with your favourite schoolkids and staff!
* The Westley Store-From books to novelties, this is the most fabulous shop for hip-hoppin' Class of 3000 merchandise!
Fitness Fun with Kim 'n' Kam

Filmed before a live audience of children in grades 1-8 at Black Rock Elementary in Bridgeport, this features the kids' band, Kim 'n' Kam, leading aerobics with delightful sing-along songs.

## The Warmup

This is done to "U Can't Touch This" and features the following:

* Sky Stretch (hands and arms reaching for the sky)
* Spider-Legged Stretch (touch your nose to your toes)
* Teapot Stretch (arm up and bend body sideways)
* Flamingo Stretch (a leg up like a flamingo)
* Torso Twist (twist waist side to side)

## The Workout

This is set to "Funkytown" and features the following:

* High V (arms up in a V shape)
* Low V (arms down in an upside-down V shape)
* T (arms out making a big T)
* Touchdown (both arms up in the air with wiggling fingers)
* Shoulder Shimmies (wiggle your shoulders up and down)
* The Beatnik (swing your arms and clap your hands when you reach the left or the right)

## The Cooldown

This is set to "Wind Beneath My Wings" and features the same warm-up stretches as well as slow-motion shoulder shimmies and slow-motion beatniks.