Cake Pops/Transcript

Transcript for the fanon Season 12 episode Cake Pops.

## Part 1: Chia pet

* *[intro plays, title card appears]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Cake Pops!
* *[episode starts with Peter talking to the Chia Pinkalicious which was last seen in the grow your own commercial]*
* PETER: Hey, Pinkalicious.
* *[Pinkalicious smashes away that Chia version of her with a hammer]*
* PETER: Oh. I was gonna say my Chia version of you didn't grow but it looks like yuo already took care of that for me.
* PINKALICIOUS: Anyways, what's up?
* PETER: I thought you could help me out. You see, I tried filling in for you at Papa's Cupcakeria in the last episode, but that did not turn out well. I'm thinking of helping out in another Papa's restaurant.
* PINKALICIOUS: That's easy. I can help you out. When I applied to help at Papa's Cupcakeria I put that I had expertise in cupcake technology. Papa Louie was so impressed he actually believed it and now I got a job as a part-time helper.
* PETER: Wow, that's great advice! So can I say that I can play the kazoo, speak German, fix a spark plug, horseback race like a pro, make a mean pizza, recite the alphabet backwards, scare everyone at Papa's Pancakeria in two minutes flat, and breed kangaroo rabbits in my free time on my application? Which are all a lie except for the first one. I can't and don't actually do any of the other things I listed.
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter, listen. Anyone can be an artist when there's no canvas and paint around. I mean, that's literally what our canon series is about. I swear, I can be a helper at Papa's Burgeria just by saying I'm good at horseback riding. How can anybody know you're lying? Right now, there's no horses around so they can't tell you to get on the horse and start riding it like a pro. I think you're pretty safe. One more thing... you see what I'm wearing and look at what you're wearing. I mean those pants are a bit too tight. Go change.

## Part 2: Selling the pops

* PETER: I changed and I'm ready. I think I'm gonna go find myself a helper position even though I am just a child.
* *[it's selling cake pops. Also a few that look like Pinkalicious herself]*
* JASMINE: Looks like a burger on a stick. Why didn't they think of this idea sooner? Maybe Papa's Burgeria should sell these! *[takes a bite]* Oh my goodness, this burger's gone bad! It's all brown inside!
* PETER: Hey, show some respect. That's not a burger on a stick. That's a cake pop shaped like a burger.
* JASMINE: Now that you put it that way, this thing is delicious!
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter, let me get one!
* PETER: No, no. It's gonna cost you, big sister. I got this new job selling cake pops. *[takes $20]* Gotta make sure it's authentic. *[sniffs]* Hmm, yeah.

## Part 3: Cake pops of the others?

* PINKALICIOUS: Wow, this one looks just like me! Why don't you have ones of our other friends?
* PETER: I got a Kendra one too. Right here.
* PERRY: Who knew the inside of Pinkalicious was chocolate? Oh, wait, it's a cake pop.
* KENDRA: They're selling cake pops.
* *[Robotta dances to the Electric Zoo song from Krab Borg]*
* PEARL: Oh, hey. I brought Robotta over.
* KENDRA: Robotta?
* PEARL: Yep, and I'm not too worried about the cake pops.
* KENDRA: Check the commercial.

## Part 4: The commercial

* *[the commercial starts on TV. It takes place at Papa's Burgeria]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Eww, that thing looks like puke!
* *[Peter knocks the burger away]*
* 1033FOREST: *[narrating]* Try new Burgeria cake pops.
* *[it was revealed Perry, Pearl and Robotta were watching]*
* PERRY: *[gasps]* That was terrible! Come on Robotta, we gotta check this out!

## Part 5: Creepy

* *[Robotta sees the creepy cake pop Pinkalicious is holding. She deploys something looking like a helicopter then flies away]*
* PEARL: Peter, you scared Robotta away!
* PETER: These things sure are selling.
* PINKALICIOUS: Why didn't you make a Peter cake pop? It's just me
* PETER: I don't want people eating my brains. Like some alien from Area 51.
* PINKALICIOUS: It ain't fun if aliens can't have any.

## Part 6: Aliens

* PINKALICIOUS: Peter, look! I guess the aliens really do like them!
* PETER: Why do you say that?
* PINKALICIOUS: Look!
* *[it shows a UFO collecting one of the cake pops]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Wait, Peter, I don't think the aliens like them at all.
* *[it shows a bunch of Pinkaliciouses wearing green dresses]*
* PETER: It's an invasion of Greenaliciouses!
* *[massive nuclear explosion similar to the one from SpongeBob's Dying for Pie, ending the episode. Thankfully everyone survived it]*