This Sub

*"Sub" redirects here. For the town submarine, see Sub (landmark).*

"One of the shops many former storefronts."

**This Sub** is an infamous local sandwich shop that sells submarine sandwiches (also known as subs, hoagies, or grinders). The shop has switched owners, names, franchises, and locations numerous times over the years with the only constant being that *someone will inevitably complain* about the sub’s quality on the town forum. It has become such a problem that Rule 7 was put in place to stop the complaints.

## Reviews & Testimonials

* "***Does anyone else think This Sub has gone to Shit?** I think my favorite sandwich joint, This Sub, is relocating! I thought they closed down for good a few weeks ago but I've been seeing some renovations happening on Shit Boulevard off of Broadway and it looks like they started hoisting up their classic giant macramé pickle on top of the roof! I wasn't able to get a good look at it because the speed limit over there is 95mph but I'm pretty sure This Sub has gone to Shit!*" - Phoebe

* "***I don’t really get what’s going on with this sub...** I didn’t ask for extra onions, but the new guy at the subway on Tulane (not the one next to the joke shop, the nice one) put extra onions anyways. This sub is going to the dogs...Mary and Woofer, my goldies.*"

* "*Tell me about it. I went in last week and ordered a meatball sub with NO MEATBALLS and I get home and the thing has 3 damn meatballs in it.*" - Chrestine

* "***This sub makes no sense.** Ham, provolone, and CAVIAR? Dino's subs and sandwiches on Danforth is really pushing boundaries!*" - Björn

* "***This sub is pointless.** Seriously. I asked for a pointy sandwich and I got this curvy, dull 6 inch. The nerve of some people, I swear.*" - Boboddy
* "*I think the content of this sub has really gone downhill- ever since Hank opened up that new location, he's been skimping out on ingredients. Seriously, Hank, one piece of lettuce doesn't make a veggie sub!*" - Colleen Corriga

* "***This sub is a joke.** Really. Janet recommended a new sub sandwich place to me (Ronnie's Subs, or something like that); and let me tell you, the sub I got was terrible! I prefer Ralph's Sandwiches across Main Street. Many more toppings and sauces."* - Janet
* "***Who the hell thought this sub was a good idea.** The Subway near my house is starting to sell fruits on their subs, that is disgusting. I am going to protest this, someone has to bring snacks*.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/c4y4ma/does\_anyone\_else\_think\_this\_sub\_has\_gone\_to\_shit/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/bwivxa/i\_dont\_really\_get\_whats\_going\_on\_with\_this\_sub/
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/bwivxa/i\_dont\_really\_get\_whats\_going\_on\_with\_this\_sub/epy3g43
4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/bzsrhe/this\_sub\_makes\_no\_sense/
5. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/96ymje/this\_sub\_is\_pointless/
6. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/9a79hu/i\_feel\_like\_this\_sub\_has\_lost\_its\_way/e4tj8r9
7. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/8nxf7m/this\_sub\_is\_a\_joke/
8. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/7byomb/who\_the\_hell\_thought\_this\_sub\_was\_a\_good\_idea/