Danger Above!: Part 1: The Green Bird/Transcript

## Give Me A Animal!

(Open to a stringless balloon being held by Jay, Jake & Jim.)

Jay: Alright, everyone! Give me a animal!

Chuck: A dog!

Jay: Gotcha, Chuck! (He melds the balloon into a balloon animal & makes it a dog, which barks.)

Jake: Give me another one!

Bomb: A Great White!

(Jake melds the balloon into a balloon animal version of the Great White Shark, which swims through the air.)

Matilda: A flower!

Jim: Flowers aren't animals, Matilda. You have to choose a "animal".

Matilda: Yes. But I was about to say "A flower nectar sucking bird!"

Jim: Oh! You mean't a hummingbird! Sorry about that.

(Jim makes a balloon animal hummingbird which zips off into the distance.)

(Far off in the background, the Pigs spy on the Birds from a bush.)

Ross: (He is looking through binoculars.) Look at those idiots. Playing with balloons.

King Pig: Uh, I'm actually on the Birds' side here so I'll just go there for 1 quick game.

(King Pig hops out of the bush, but Foreman Pig grabs him with his moustache.)

Foreman Pig: No! We can't trust those Angry Freaks!

Corporal Pig: Do you remember how many times we were defeated?!

(Flashback to past episodes.)

(Back in the present.)

Ross: Wait. Balloons. (He gasps & a lightbulb appears above his head.) I know how we can get those Eggs in a complex manor!

King Pig: You're gonna turn invisible & steal the Eggs without being caught?

Ross: Nope. We're gonna go to the skies!

King Pig, Foreman Pig & Corporal Pig: The skies?!

(Cut back to the Birds. They are exhausted & so are Jay, Jake & Jim. The music is disorted & slowed down.)

Jay: Does anyone want another balloon? Make it quick because we've been playing this game for minutes.

Red: (Shouts) A GREATTIGERWHITE!!!!!

(The music stops & everyone stares at Red in confusion.)

Chuck: A greattigerwhite?!

Bomb: Red, that doesn't exist!

Red: Fine. A--

(He is stopped by a familiar laugh.)

Red: (Sighs.) Is that King Pig again?

(Red throws his head & it turns around. It looks at the nest & he sees the Eggs stolen.)

Red: Oh. Yep. That is him alright.

Jay: Uh, you might wanna stop jabbering & start looking!

(Red reattaches his head back onto his body & rushes into the house. He grabs a pair of binoculars & spots the Pigs flying away on a flattened sack with balloons tied to it.)

Red: (Gasps) They're flying away! Get onto the slingshot & aim up high!

(The Birds get onto the slingshot & are launched high up, but they fail to hit them.)

(The Birds then scream as they fall to the ground & thud on their faces.)

Red: Okay. These guys are 3 steps ahead of us.

Matilda: Yeah, but where are they going?

Red: Well, according to my calculations, they'll be going to a place where we've never been before.

(The camera zooms in onto Red's face.)

Matilda: Yeah. Where.

Red: The jungle.

## The Jungle Search

(The Birds then run after them. Cut to the jungle where the Birds are walking through the jungle & spot a birdprint.)

Bomb: Hey! It's a birdprint.

Red: Hang on! This might be from the Green Bird! I got a perfect drawing of what he'll look like! (He holds up a piece of paper with a perfect real life drawing of Hal.) Here's the story of the green bird: Legend has it that a legendary green bird may be the one to save the Eggs. That's all.

Matilda: That's it?

Bomb: Maybe we should just continue on the search.

(The Birds continue, & encounter a cage.)

Green Bird: (Australian accent.) Help! You gotta get me outta here!

Matilda: Don't worry, Green Bird! We're gonna save ya!

Jay, Jake & Jim: (In unison.) But how are we gonna find a-- (Sarcastically.) Oh, there's already a key right in front of us.

(Red picks up the key & uses the key to open the cage.)

(The cage collapses & Hal comes out.)

Hal: Yes! Thank you so much! Name's Hal, by the way.

Chuck: Nice to meet you, Hal.

Matilda: Now, listen up. The Eggs have been stolen by the Pigs & we need your help to get them back!

Hal: Oh. Those sly Pigs are always on my backs.

Red: You'll help us. Right?

Hal: Of course. If it means taking down those pesky Pigs.

(The Birds rush off to a tall tree & they look up in shock.)

Red: Woah! That is one tall tree! We're gonna have someone who can actually fly!

Hal: Leave that to me! After all, I'm actually part boomerang!

(Hal hovers in the air & spisn sideways like a boomerang.)

Hal: Hop on!

(The others hop onto Hal & spin to the top of the tree.)

Matilda: (Her face turns green.) Can you spin slower because I'm gonna-- (She barfs & everyone reaches the top; dazed.) Next time spin slower so my stomach keeps strong.

Red: There they are!

King Pig: (Turns around & gasps.) They found us! Uh, Corporal Pig, you go!

(King Pig kicks Corporal Pig off the sack & groans.)

Corporal Pig: Fine! I'll show you what I've got!

(The Birds fight against Corporal Pig & win, with Red dropping a rock on Corporal Pig.)

Red: Yes! They fell for my old trap! Once again!

King Pig: Darn! We gotta get outta hear.

(Wind blows & pushes the sack away.)

Hal: Don't let them get away!

(The Birds try to grab them, but they fall screaming & crash onto a sidewalk. They look up & spot a modern city.)

The Angry Birds: Woah!

(The episode ends. This continues in part 2. For more info, click here.)