Enita Palp

*Byn joins us for our continued journey through the darkest timeline. This episode is all about Dark Empire II. I feel like this one requires a content warning and also...you know what kind of humor to expect from us by now.*

## Episode 151

### Director

Rogue Nine

=== **If They Were A** : === Zelda game

Guest Host Byn would be "Freshly Picked Tingle' Rosy Ruby Land"

### **Highlights:**

* Calendars.com viral marketing.
* Skyhoppers was making jokes about Palpatine's penis before it was cool.
* What is an ocarina if not a ukulele for your mouth?
* Byn has big tingle vibes.
* Ash has three swords.
* Torn by Natalie Umbruglia
* Should Pads and Pouches
* Mon Mothma is Byn's sleep paralysis demon.
* Notify VeersWatch immedieately!
* "There's no shadows in the darkness." -Ash

* Season 37 - Splinter Podron
* Season ???? - Young Jedi Podron

* 36:30 None of the rogues understands the phrase "chew the scenery".

* How is milk?
* 40:55 Danny's Wookiee Joke
* 44:00 Shit on Boba Fett Hour

* All of Legends in one meme: Poe saying "Somehow, Boba Fett has returned."
* "Luke's on the rebound since he found out Leia is his sister." - Meg
* "My ideal date is being kidnapped by a witch." - Luke's dating profile
* "I eat my carbonara, I am Ood Banarra!"
* We are all Wedge, We are all the Republic.
* Accidental Spider-man Clone Saga reference
* "They looked like little spermies, what can I say?" - Danny
* "Listen, this is Tom's fault." - Meg, doing an impression of my entire D&D group.
* IT'S THAT ROUND GUY!
* Island Mifit Toy Starships
* Palpatine has a new weapon. Is it a Deathstar? No, definitely not a death star.
* "That's what we should do with everyone who is too steeped in REDACTED-inty, just throw them in sarlacc pit..." - Meg
* "Still Joker, back into the pit."
* Threepio would never editorialize? Threepio would ALWAYS editorialize.
* The podron kinkshames Luke.
* Vader lived in Bast Castle because Vader was the Bast!
* Mara Jade Grave Truther
* "Just roll with it, Ash." Heath doing an excellent date rapist impression
* scritch scritch scritch...
* If you want to know more about what would happen if Palpatine successfully jumped into baby Anakin Solo, watch the TV series LEGION on FX.
* 1:31:20 No! Don't bring back the WOMB CAVE!!!
* What's Palpatine's first name? Dracula? Alucard? It's clearly "HOT"
* Rey's dad is named Enit Aplap. Palpatine's daughter is Enita Plap.
* #ReleaseThePlapCut
* No Thoughts
* Head Empty
* Enit Aplap
* Copywrite warning from Dashboard Confessional is on the way.

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**
If twitter existed when Darke Empire was released what would be a tweet you would see about it?

**Rogue Leader**: I'm just gonna wait for the omnibus.

**Rogue Six**: Every meme from the last two episodes.

**Rogue Two**: Han and Leia parenting Discourse.

**Rogue Nine**: twenty tweet thread about how poorly Leia was portrayed in this.

Byn: "This is what critics were jzzing over?"

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Swara There would be tweets about how Leia is a mary sue.

* Bentham's Icon "They ruined Luke! He would never do that! #NotMyLuke"

* Liam "so how about this new lego technic stuff, huh! wonder if they'll start making constructible action figures out of it at some point!"

* Jay I’d probably write long threads about the minutiae of imperial bureaucracy in the civil war.

* Yubsie "So I'm reading Jedi Search and guys did I MISS a book or something? When did Han and Leia have another kid and why do they keep talking about Luke going to the Dark Side? None of that was The Last Command!"

* Oaty Rise My Friend. #hotpalpatine #WhatsHisFirstName #Palpitations

* Dilldev There would definitely be a thread circulating about womb symbolism.

* TomtheFanboy did submit an answer but it was ignored.

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Liam (from Ash and Saf), Yubsie (from Meg)

Glistening Attack of the Clones Anakin to Dinner Leader

Slightly Smaller Glistening Bodhi to Bentham's Icon

Glistening Reeyees to Oaty