Unus Annus

Heyo, Miss B here. I’ve been asked to recap Unus Annus by a good friend trying to convert this omnipotent “Gonecordance” book he found into a wiki format. I only know Mark here, not Ethan, so any fandom jokes out there about him aren’t really… I don’t know them. Plus, reciting everything in each video wouldn’t be faithful to the channel’s thing.

So Unus Annus was this channel where Ethan and Mark do weird stuff the entire year-round. After a year, the channel’s deleted. If you’re reading this, well it’s gone. Whee.

I never bought the merch. I’m, like, 4’3’’, so that clothing would be too small for me. I’d try buying one, but they’re real expensive.

Uh, Mementos S’mores, Mentos Norris, Marmalade Sore is.

“The Deep end of Omegle: Risky Boogalo” is the only deleted video. It's gone due to 3rd party stuff. I managed to watch it, though, so I’m gonna have to remember what was in the video.

Today’s October 31st as of this writing, let’s hope I can watch every video.

## Unus Annus

Here they just explain the channel’s gimmick.

## Cooking with Sex Toys

So Unus and Annus go out to some sex toy store and buy, well, sex toys. They then use those toys to cook pancakes, scrambled eggs, and bacon. Bit too chunky for my tastes, but if it’s yummy for them, then what’re you gonna do? ...Besides using normal cooking equipment.

Honestly, instead of the vibrator, Unus should’ve used the whip to scramble the eggs. Later on, Unus has Annus strapped with a choker to fully digest the scrambled eggs. Real freaking awkward.

At some point, a person at the door sees all this. I wonder what happened to their psyche?...

## Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot

Neti pots are used to clean that booger stuff from noses that humans have. The two try that.

Don’t know why, but even though I’m not their species, I still felt teary-eyed looking at that stuff. It’s the same feeling as that video where someone pulled out a straw from a turtle’s nostrils. I guess it’s that second-hand pain thing.

The floor must be filled with their snot. They must have cleaned that up quickly.

In the end, they talk about the channel’s deletion and that I’d regret not watching all that stuff. Yep, sure. Whee, on to the next video!

## Hot Dog’d to Death

This title does not bode well.

They begin with a lot of math. Oogh. They then discuss what they’re actually doing; a hot dog eating competition. Scary, but Blopy’d beat them by, like, 500% or more. Personally? Not into hot dogs, so I’d lose.

Thank God for the editors blurring the moments they chew with their mouth open.

Eventually, they just start ganking it up and doing gay stuff. Makes sense, it’s starting to hurt these humans. Joey Chestnut is a special occasion (who they mentioned in the video). Unfortunate name, though; he would’ve befitted a chestnut eating competition.

Close to the end, Unus starts choking on numerous hot dogs. I think Annus won. Horrifyingly enough, Chica ate one hotdog in the span of 5 seconds, so what if the dog competed too, would she be unstoppable? Hmm...

## Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank

As far as I know, isolation tanks, known here as sensory deprivation tanks, are some sort of alternative medicine rooms that eliminate as many of the human outside senses as possible. It’s either for the ultimate calm feeling or to be closer to God or something.

They couldn’t afford a tank (ignore Cloak), so they’re making their own sensory tank thingie. So they do it by putting salt, little rocks, and having everything be human temperature.

Unus keeps talking inside the tank. I’m slightly frustrated that they just soaked the blanket instead of straightening it out :(. Unus talks about his experience in the bathtub that he once acted like his penis was the Loch Ness monster. Uhm.

Annus does throat singing which makes Unus dip his head underwater. Surprise, saltwater is not good.

Annus then does his try, actually using a blindfold. Unus tapes Annus’ head and tries drowning him. I don’t think humans think of this as sensory deprivating. Honestly, the drowning is sorta ruined due to Annus’ head being so far above the water. Good try with the sound effects, though.

## The Good King of Cupping

It’s difficult just saying their character’s names, so I’m just saying their actual names now.

It’s the official, unofficial, unregulated, Unus Annus Speed Stacking! They use small toy hands taped to their actual hands to stack plastic cups together.

If you know cup stacking, uh, “triangle, 3 triangles, back to stack”. That’s that. Maybe.

Mark wins the baby hand round, Ethan wins the… normal human hand round, Mark wins the 2nd regular hand round, and the 3rd round. Then Emily arrives to replace Ethan and wins. Ethan returns and wins the next round.

Ethan then becomes a horse, Mark becomes one too. One attempt at cryptic salad words, and we’re off to the next video!

## The Bad Kind of Cupping

They watched a video about a vacuum cleaner. Then to the main meat.

Cupping therapy is another human alternative medicine where they, uh… suck parts of the skin. Udder Ethan talks about philosophy again, the suction cups get removed, and they have real big bruises coming out of them.

Mark’s next in line, this time on his belly. Lots of suction attempts are made on his nipples by Ethan. Ew.

Ethan’s got massive problems with pulling out the cups, a lot. By that, I mean he slides the cups across Mark’s skin while it’s still suctioned.

## The Worst Kind of Cupping

There’s a sad emoji in the title.

Ethan and Mark watch 2girls1cup. It goes as well as you’d expect. They then find out what happened to the actresses and the filmmaker of the video. Almost nothing was found out, but they’re still alive.

## Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls

A zorb ball gladiator duel is about to commence, but everything’s still deflated so they have to inflate it. Mark is apparently really good at blowing. Ethan still has baby lungs so he goes to a bike shop to inflate the entire thing.

The duel commences, and it culminates in a swift kick in Ethan’s dick.

## Doing Each Other’s Makeup in the Dark

Humans’ pupils in the dark always disturb me. Anyway, this title should clue you in, so I can’t recap much. I can, however, describe the end results.

Well, they keep using the wrong make-up for the wrong body parts, like using eyeliner as mascara or using a highlighter as lipstick. Mark risks opening his eyes and having it be damaged by make-up for whatever reason.

Nobody really knows what colors they used, it’s when the lights’re on is when things get scary. Ethan becomes a brownface victim, and Mark looks like a buff fairy. So uh, yeah. That was a thing.

## Baby Hands Operation

The two play Hasbro’s Operation with those small hand toys as seen previously in The Best Kind of Cupping. They first try ‘’slicing open the box with those toy hands’’ and- humans are bafflingly dangerous.

Who knew assembling the toy itself proves to be far more nerve-wracking? Uh, my equivalence of “nerves”.

So the game’s finished, but they can’t even grab the pinchers and Cavity Sam keeps getting hurt! Eventually, Ethan punched Sam so hard that he punched a piece out of him.

A success!

## Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost

Oh boy, acting. Okay, so, the bros go to Ethan’s house to summon a ghost via following a seance they found somewhere on the internet. So Ethan gets the candles, and Mark grabs the crucifix.

At several points in the video, Mark purposefully keeps himself quiet.

Okay, so they grab the funny Jesus, see several mysterious openings, and prepare the seance… along with Ethan’s dog calmly observing the set. They actually prepare a pentagram and try to summon Linda, a demon they came up with on the fly.

Mark can seriously compose themselves with a dog playfully nudging them. Can’t handle that, Spencer’s cute.

So, done with that, they do a Bloody Mary. Did you know looking at yourself for too long causes hallucinations? That’s honestly the more logical explanation behind Bloody Mary, eh- but- but the rituals start happening, ooo!

So after two seances, they now try Charlie, Charlie. Ethan’s boutta get 3 new roommates! They still do the ritual wrong though; they first use pens with added side weight, then a kazoo, then chopsticks. Nothing happens, a demon arrives, the Charlie, Charlie ritual gets cummed on, Mark’s in a coma and Ethan’s been taken by Linda.

## 2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition

Spot the lie, if you don’t, a piece of the human body gets waxed from hair.

Mark is wrong and gets waxed in the neck. Holy… Ethan gets wrong and gets waxed in the chest. Whatever minuscule hair he’s got, it’s gone.

Mark is wrong and gets waxed in the balls. It’s like seeing a malfunctioning animatronic. Ethan gets wrong and gets the same treatment.

You honestly can not make a serious speech about this channel’s gimmick after that. They still try, though.

## Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise…)

Mark continues being too poor to afford existence. Also, he reveals he seduced woodland critters. Source: him.

Ok, so they buy the Poopsie Sparkly Critters. They really end up having a large supply of stupid toys. Still, they bought blowdart toys and I think that’s funny to torture someone and yourself with if you’re a masochist.

I wonder about the thought process behind these human toy producers, because now Ethan and Mark are playing with these chibi poopers and pukers. I think it’s supposed to be more solid since the excrement is more liquid than formable dough. Ugh, God, how disgusting.

I bet Mark had to use actual poop instead in his childhood.

## Play-Doh Thanksgiving

Ethan and Mark talk about triangles. Oh, and they also make Thanksgiving feasts with Play-Doh. With the restover dough, they make a hypercolor turkey and actually take a bite out of it.

Humans. I don’t have gag reflexes and I’m disgusted regardless. It ends with a baby turkey being smashed by Mark.

## Helium Therapy

Ethan and Mark become chipmunks and talk about uh- death, choices, consequences, their love lives? I don’t know, I couldn’t hear the high pitch correctly. I thought I’d be accustomed to high voices due to Blopy. Nope.

I think the TvTropes page for Unus Annus has a snippet of the video transcripted.

## Drawing Memes from Memory

The two draw memes from- well, the title says it basically. Some are truly old memes, some are just people, others are reaction images used by people when discussing politics on social media.

Ethan definitely won that “Dancing Baby” and “Numa Numa” round; the baby dancing in a dark void is an important characteristic of that meme. But nooo, Mark had to win it. :(

I think they made merch out of the Ethan troll face. If not, maybe in one of their intros later on? Uhhhhhh

## 1 Man 100 Accents

Ethan does accents and stereotypes. One highlight is Ethan talking about Chernobyl, also he dances to the mom’s spaghetti song with baby hands.

## An A.I Predicts How We’re Going to Die

Ethan and Mark go through a site where they begin a sentence and the robot makes the entire story.

The first story: Mark had been shot at the time of his divorce.

The second story: The story is about several men trying to compete with the absolute god that is Ethan’s cake.

The third story: Chica’s dog kill Mark.

The fourth story: The gorilla Harambe tore Ethan’s balls, but the A.I thought it was about basketball.

The fifth story: Two gays are going to have sex… then the other leaves.

The sixth story: Foot licking, but one person’s toes start turning into the person itself.

## Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

Mummification is where humans remove all of the yummy organs and bound the body with cloth so insects and bacteria don’t make such a huge attempt at trying to eat up the body. Huh, that makes The Mummy real stupid in hindsight.

Since removing Ethan’s organs would spell the end of Unus Annus prematurely, some child-friendly methods are used so it’s not really mummification.

Ethan’s self-conscious about his moustache, but not the armpit hair. Ethan, if you’re reading this, you’ve hair, get it lasered off. Remove your armpits.

So Ethan gets poured with salt, white sauce, and toilet paper, and another speech about the inevitability of death. How many times are they gonna juxtapose a silly situation with melancholy monologue? Mark continues wrapping Ethan in toilet paper as if his legs are covered in poop.

Ok Ethan’s covered and is mummy now. Rest in peace, Ethan Marsh. He died doing what he loved best; being with Mark.

## The Chubby Gummy Challenge

Mouth a marshmallow, if you can say “chubby bunny” correctly, another marshmallow is added in your mouth. The high total of 2 humans have died from this challenge.

Ethan and Mark aren’t those people, especially since they’re using bubblegum, so they’re supposed to say “Chubby Gummy” instead, which is what the title is!

Eogh, the disgusting bulges they’re forming is spooky, and Ethan’s mouth looks the weakest. Mark won, let’s be hoping for Unus Annus Duo where they do the Chubby Poopsie challenge.

## We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It

Mark and Ethan buy a fairly expensive hypnosis video and it’s pretty bad. It’s in essence first person incest step-daughter softcore porn.

So after that whole lot of nothing, they use a YouTube channel. All of its content being free. Ethan offers himself up to honestly-- you really thought this thing was gonna work? No. So Mark offers himself next to have… “Bimbo Happiness”, according to the video. It, uh, doesn’t work, especially due to the descriptions the hypnotist gives regarding how we should feel.

So in the end, what have we learned? You have to be willing to be hypnotised for all of that stuff to work. Yeah, both them and I aren’t willing to get what was promised in these hypnosis videos.

## Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room

This is one of my favorite videos, and I guess the same goes for a lot of people; it’s one of the most viewed videos on the was-channel.

Mark and Ethan go through The Basement, an escape room that’s got quite the production quality. Luckily, this escape room has 2 improv comedians stuck inside of it. I’m not going to completely recite everything that happened, but it’s glorious. I’m still going to note down some highlights.

Quinn is a masterful improv character. She kept to her role all the way until the end, holding herself in with the complete dummy stumpy that is the duo. Sadly, she dies at the end, but all of that was for naught as Mark ponders the last few seconds of the time limit on a rickety chair. “The hounds” are released, and they are attacked.

Again, the video was glorious, and seeing the two try to solve puzzles while avoiding the obvious signs to kill Quinn was just funny to see.

## Ethan Destroys Mark’s Van with a Bat

In a complete tonal shift, Ethan does exactly what the title implies. Oh well, all things end, and failing arbitrary number goals resulting in vehicle destruction is what life is. Democracy!

You can also honestly tell that Ethan’s still a smooth boy; he didn’t want to destroy the van, you can tell with the hesitation. Well, you can’t now since the channel’s dead, but… it was there.

Nice acting, guys.

## There’s Still Hope…

They’re still trying to get the number goal. This isn't a vlog as it’s more a challenge to the viewers to make a song that will repair the van Ethan merely dented.

Uh yeah that will arrive somewhere in the future.

Free day, I guess.

## Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral

Ethan fulfills Mark’s extravagant celebrity funeral.

Oh my, ok so Ethan uses cardboard to make the viking funeral, and one of the cardboard boxes reads: “We can’t wait to meet you!” Accidental dark comedy, love it.

For some weird psychotic reason, Ethan pierces a hole in the cardboard ship while MARK’S STILL IN IT.

In the end, it’s less a Norse funeral ship and more a life-sized Ken doll box with subliminal Cloak advertisement. They bring the box downstairs, sliding Mark down the stairs. This is becoming an increasing pile of bad ideas. The dogs look like they’re having fun, though.

Rest in peace, Mark Fast Burger. He’s probably going to die. Ethan tries shooting the ship with fire, but it doesn’t work. The stunts they do…

## The Great Meat Mistake

So, since they’re part German, they stuff sausages with stuff.

There’s a ton of meat products, and it’s personally nice to see, sorry for any vegan volk out there. So, with stuffed sausages, comes the stuffing. So Ethan does some stuff in the grinder stuff to make slushy stuff: potato salad sausage.

Ethan puts the meat stuff inside a sack, making me think back on “Cooking with Sex Toys”.

How they handle the sausage squeezer makes their end products look like fetus sacks. Horrifying.

Cooking time, but the meat’s coming out of the sausage sack! Aegh! Then they cut it, resulting in a burst of fat! Larger aegh!

So that’s that; Mark made midget meat and Ethan made potato salad stick.

## Acupuncture Is NOT Painful

Another human alternative medicine. Acupuncture is used for pain relief, and also other ailments sometimes.

Wouldn’t it be gross if they tried to stand up while the needles are still under their foot?

Go check out the clinic over at ercaclinic.com!

## Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank

I don’t think it’s true sensory deprivation since they keep trying to talk..

Uh so they die at the end, I think, due to the drain sucking both of them in. Also, Ethan’s got salt in his ears now, so there’s one negative to being sensory deprived: you return to salt.

## Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom

Any time Mark says a word on a board behind him, he gets shot by Ethan with a paintball gun. Wouldn’t it be great if Mark got shot for saying the ‘’letter’’ “I” instead of the word?

Anyway, Mark’s review is okay. I haven’t even tried eating the Impossible Burger so I can’t verify his claims.

Ethan messed up and shot twice, so with one handshake, Ethan has treated himself to an underlying sense of anxiety that will happen across video.

## We Made Nude Paintings of Eachother

I first thought that Ethan’s drawing of Mark was going well. But then, well, the rest happened. And the fact that Ethan replaced Mark’s cock with a curvy line.

Then again, maybe that’s how it actually looks like…

So Mark was threatening Ethan with the gun.

## This Video Will Be Deleted in 1 Day

It’s a compilation piece of the previous videos. Yep, they did stuff.

Free day, I guess, but the editing prolly needed some time.

## We Had To Drink Each Other’s Pee

Yeah, at, like, the very end.

So they try those filter things that try to filter out anything non-watery from liquids. Keyword being “tries” here, since most of the time there’s still a ton of bacteria escaping.

Despite the failings, it’s a good survival equipment, as proven when they tried drinking pee.

## Ethan Explores Mark’s Haunted Basement

Ethan goes down, Mark gets cut off off-screen, off-screen the basement door opens, Ethan screams. The end.

It personally wasn’t much, it’s your ghost hunting video where the walkie-talkies voices are replaced by massive screams.

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## Ethan’s Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon

...Nail paint emoji at the end of the title.

Ethan’s “calming music” is apparently the Halo theme song. Uh, so, Ethan puts burning kiwi in Mark’s eyes, a poor attempt at placing fake nails, lots of zoomed in shots of Mark’s feet, a bowl is prepared with cold water that’s not calming in the slightest.

Ethan isn’t a qualified “making-other-people-relax” person.

## Taped and Afraid

Mark wants to be immortalized forever (same) and he wants to do that via having a statue made of him.

I’m sure some fans will do that for him for free, lol. Anyway, this method is done via covering Mark in tape and leaving out the tape shell, Ethan at first accidentally beginning with his face.

This show could kill them, proven by Ethan not knowing circulation and Mark constantly moving while Ethan’s holding scissors close to his body.

## What Was The Most Painful Thing We’ve Ever Endured?

Mark Attempts to Prove He’s Not a Masochist While Forgetting He Had a Heart Attack. Ethan Tries to Prove He’s a Masochist.

We’ll be seeing some callbacks to previous videos: only one; the acupuncture one. We’re also hearing some regular human horror stories.. There’s a funny contrast between Mark’s “sudden internal agony” stories and Ethan’s “hyperactive gymnagony”.

How does Mark keep staying alive?

Ethan hopes that there won’t be added more. Well, uh, yeah. Let’s go to the next video.

## Donating Toys to Charity w/ JackSepticEye

They found an Irish and are going to buy toys now.

It’s surprising that brands market the sad adult life. There's also spooky stuff, but I guess children find that cute.

They hadn’t visuals, only audio when they were donating it. So it has to be drawnn.

That moment when they say that Sean is the first guest, forgetting the Golden Play Button girl ;-;.

## Harnessing Our Dogs’ Unlimited Energy

They’re gonna use their dogs as sled dogs. The problem with that is that these dudes are meaty thick dudes, and their energy is high.

Here we see the return of Mark going to shoot Ethan.

So, in the end, nothing came out of the dogs. They then dragged Chica, ascending her into the high stratosphere. There was also a dog singing the conga line music at the 11 minute part.

Don’t fly too close into the sun, because it’s ‘’hot’’.

## Santa’s Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog)

Ethan is decked out in disgusting red and green, and Mark is dangerous around knives. A normal life.

So, mukbang is when someone records themselves eating/drinking a lot. Here, they’re drinking eggnog. There’s also some cookies.

Drinking a lot of thick liquid one after another sounds painful according to some humans I’ve talked to. Mark sounds like he’s going to have another heart attack. I think Ethan wants to too, but he’s internally holding it in.

Yeah they’re definitely going to have an eggnog phobia. Eggnogophobia. The real eggnog was the friends we made along the way. Don’t be afraid of your friends, by the way.

## Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Claus Against His Will

They’re gonna groom Chica. ...The “dog grooming”, not the other one. I saw her lie down and it was just adorable (it’s like I’m seeing them do that action for the first time). There was also a sudden scary moment wherein Mark experienced hair everywhere.

So now they’re gonna use Chica’s fur to give Mark a beard. Geez, how scary. They actually used glue, too.

Uh, while watching this video… did you know there are IMDb pages for Unus Annus? I found it by just searching the video title on Google.

## Preserving Ourselves in Wax

Ethan is scared of hair dryers.

I thought they were gonna do ear candling, but they just wanna be dipped in wax in general. The random Irish man they found off the street is there too!

So they start preserving Ethan in wax, and his navel is constantly dipped in it due to Sean.

So now they encased Mark’s mouth in wax, sealing it and it’s the thumbnail of the video.

Time to paint the Irish, and he wants to be waxed in the pee and nuts. Mark returns and dips his entire face inside the molten wax, genius.

## Beating Inanimate Objects to Death

Stress relieving. A favorite thing of mine!

They broke a lot of things. There were some weak shots, though.

## Emotional Pain vs Physical Pain… Which is Worse?

The sequel to that pain video up above.

Instead of physical horror, we got psychological horror. Something I can relate to. ‘-’

The death of a loved one is always a terrible feeling, hope they’ll heal.

Lol at Ethan’s backflip introduction to Mark, it was honestly a good backflip in that clip. I think, to bring out balance, Mark needs to do a frontflip.

## Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don’t Watch This Video)

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Amy’s gone so they have the entire house to themselves. First thing they do is tape eachother to the wall and almost hang themselves. #DontTellAmy

There was some good comedic timing in these videos. Sadly, Mark’s thighs instantly weigh down everything.

There’s some continuity with the Mark basement video; both of them don’t know how Ethan got out of it.

## You Blink You Lose

You blink, one of your videos gets deleted.

Mark wins. Ethan’s “I Want to Believe” video gets deleted. According to Mark, he started hallucinating so Ethan’s face was replaced by just an eye.

Cyclops Ethan, that needs some art. Or edits.

## 2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test

Also known as The President’s Challenge, it’s a program to encourage Americans to stay fit. It was discontinued in 2018 (of course), but Ethan and Mark always like to play with dead things, so we have this now.

Mark honestly threw a punch in a wall out of sheer honest rage due to Ethan’s prodding. As revealed in the “Brutally Honest” video, that moment proved to be a turning point between the two emotionally.

With the growing trend of fearing Amy, this channel’s becoming more like a “secret cool kids club where we do cool and deadly stuff while wearing a suit and avoiding responsible people”.

Or… maybe it has already become that.

## We Took The Polar Plunge

The Polar Plunge is when humans run inside a cold ocean to celebrate the new year. These traditions, am I right?

Since the duo couldn’t go to the ocean, they decided to do it in their own pool.

A bit of scary foreshadowing to, well, the rest of 2020; they said they couldn’t go to the ocean because the water was polluted.

## Hiding Our Sins from Amy’s Holy Peepers

Mark and Ethan get the consequences for: not cleaning Chica’s poop, ripping off the wall paint via duct tape, and the hole punched in the wall back in the Presidential Fitness Test.

Amy is apparently SCP-11325, and she caused an earthquake that killed the two. Aw.

## We Eat Bugs

I believe this is Amy’s revenge.

Society has tried to get humans to eat bugs for a long time. YouTubers are now too.

With how much they hesitate, the amount of times they try to justify, and the fact that to properly digest it is to ‘’act like you’re not eating a bug’’, yeah. I don’t think humanity’s ready to eat food that looks like dried shrunken carcasses.

Ok so Ethan has used up his willpower for the rest of Unus Annus, let’s see where this goes.

## DIY Bungee Jump (please don’t try this)

That disclaimer song was pre’ey good.

That shortcut to all the bad ideas was magnificent. This was their last idea, though; Mark’s intestinal tract shot out everywhere, colliding with an exposed gas line, killing everyone.

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## Who Can Make Themselves Taller?

Manlets try to become man...longs. I prefer tall dudes, so this is gonna be a good video.

Big rip, Ethan’s hotdog place is closed. And I presume it’s closed for the rest of 2020.

Ok, back to the topic, Ethan’s gonna get some stilts. Mark, instead, is going to use Korean engineering. Both methods don’t work, though Ethan managed to get tall on one side.

## The Sensory Overload Tank

It’s the Sensory Deprivation Tank’s rebellious brother.

So they’re gonna activate all 5 senses; feeling the cold water; smelling disgusting air fresheners, onions, bath bombs, and leftover salt back in the self-made Sensory Deprivation Chamber; hearing death metal at max volume, tasting hot food, and seeing strobing lights.

It’s a real life attempt at making a YouTube Poop.

## Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin

Mark continues his poor past lifestyle by saying that he couldn’t afford Build-a-Bear.

So they’re gonna continue doing the preserving thing by recreating themselves as mannequins. Buut it’s less a mannequin and more a life-sized plush doll. They begin with Ethan.

This is some actual good craftsmanship at work, like, they’re actually making an attempt. The end product is basically what you would find in the Dark Web, but it’s, uh, yes. Still good, regardless!

## We Took an IQ Test

Some of these IQ tests aren’t accurate in the slightest. They take a test anyway. Ethan ends up as being in the low 3%.

The test they take is just grammar or math, these tests they make are on the same wavelength as those sudden mobile game pop-up ads that ask you if you’re reta-

## Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN

Chica doesn’t have a home. Yeah, Mark kicked her out. So now they’re gonna build a house for her.

Building stuff = having testosterone, so this is hitting two birds with one bullet regarding Ethan’s personal quest of finally having a hair on his chest.

Ethan keeps sandpaper-ing a single plank of wood.

The paintball gun returns, and the circumstances are perfectly correct. Ethan finally gets shot, and nothing bad really got out of it.

So all things went well: Ethan became a man twice. He’s now Ethan 2, the Ultimate Husband.

## Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping

Isn’t it messed up that caskets are pricier than just regular closets, sorta making me think they’re abusing people’s emotional state to squeeze money out of. Or the mahogany wood is just pricey in general, that could be it.

Ethan and Mark head towards the casket shop, first making the ‘’clerk think they’re buying caskets for an actually recent dead person’’, that’s twistedly hilarious.

Mah-hoooog-ann-ee

Mark wants a casket that’s painted half-half black-and-white. I’m sure that casket won’t appear at the end or something……………....

There’s a tour of the “movie caskets” that abettercasket.com has made and it’s honestly nice to see their work. It’s simply satisfying.

Okay so they continue with the Unus Annus casket, and they struck a deal with ABC caskets. Mark tried giving the clerk a handshake. Tried.

Check them out at abettercasket.com!

## We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins

Oh boy, how much did they spend for these videos that will get deleted?

So Lie Detectors are based around the person tensing up whenever they lie. If you’re a sociopath and are calm with everything you say, lie or otherwise, you’d be considered the most honest person ever.

A lot of tension, and the ending was magnificent. That was a good video. Thanks for the rhyming, Mark.

## Learning to Breath Underwater

Literally *now* they ask how it feels to die.

So they’re going to hold their breath underwater to practice not-breathing forever. Mark spent a lot of time cleaning the pool, but Ethan just decided to sit in the inconsequential hot tub. It’s like buying a cat toy, but the cat likes the box more. Yes, I’m implying Ethan is a cat.

Personally, the feeling of dying would be a gradual increase of numbness of all senses, your hearing senses acting as the last ones as you hear your heartbeat monitor not responding before having your thoughts fade away.

Oh, Mark gave some tips on breathing longer underwater. Am I gonna tell them? Well you shoulda seen the videos!

Those tips resulted in some good times, but the all-time world record is 24 minutes. That’s… ridiculous, for humans that is.

They die at the end.

## Fixing Mark’s Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God

Hopefully not closer to Klunsgod.

So remember Mark punching a hole in the wall in an attempt of reaching the president’s fitness level? So they’re gonna use ramen to fix the thing. Together they can show the world what they can do!

Yeah, those ramen videos are everywhere. Another alternative are those sunflower seeds, but ramen is more accessible so…

I don’t exactly get where the- oh I’m continuing the video: they’re sniffing glue. So a warp filter is active, and some of those warps start to look like how fans draw the two, such as how people draw Ethan’s hair overly dramatic like an anime character.

Ok so there’s a complication of #ColdusAnnus videos. They asked fans to do the polar plunge back in the… Polar Plunge video.

Meanwhile, the duo are dead.

## Mark Steals Ethan’s Face

Ethan Bezos wants a mold of his face in another faint attempt at being remembered post-mortem. The way they’re gonna do this is by slashing green gunk under his face.

Ethan is either not good at hand signs, or Mark’s not good at hand signs. Give and take, give one to each.

Ethan asked us to rate him 1-10. Hmm. I’m giving him a 6; funny in videos, but he’d sound really difficult to have patience with in real life. Mark is incredibly patient with Ethan, and vice versa. Their friendship came together like bread and hagelslag.

So in the end, Ethan creates The Mask 3. Smoking!

## You Breathe You Die

Not gonna try it. Not because I don’t have lungs or anything, which would make it impossible. I’m just not trying it.

The same consequences as the blinking challenge are present, so whoooo knows what video will get deleted?

Isn’t it more air-consuming if you kept rapidly breathing before beginning to hold in your breath?

Ethan wins, and removes Markiplier’s Douchebag Workout video. I don’t think there’s any deaths in that video, so the Markiplier page isn’t affected, nicely enough…

## 2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa

Aw heck yeah, salsa! It’s good, smooth, and applies to a lot of situations.

Mark is consistently awkward towards the entire lesson, while Ethan is lovin the living!

So they’re trying to dance. Uh, yeah, that’s it. Also, Ethan just straight up smushed the video’s editor.

Check it out at labachatafestival.com. Pee your pants? Don’t salsa dance.

## DIY Geriatric Simulator

A geriatric simulator is very pricy, so they’re gonna make their own geriatric thing.

Looking at it for a few seconds, geriatric simulators allow you to feel like an old human. It’s like drunk glasses or other “illness simulator” things.

The sight of Ethan with diapers is extraterrestrial. Anyway, they each do a lap around the pool. Seeing Chica, Spencer, and the rest of the dogs just accept everything that has happened so far in Unus Annus is adorable.

Anyway Old!Mark walks in the pool and dies.

## This Is How We’ll Die

They rank death methods.

In the end, they find sacrifice, closing the time loop, and discovering you’re already dead the god-tier death method.

## We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves

Oh don’t worry, they’re only submerging everything below the neck in liquid nitrogen. They’re not putting themselves in some capsule for some hours.

Still, it’s funny. Atleast we have Mark and Ethan describe in detail how it feels to be really, really cold. And it’s implied they were butt naked.

This all took place in Hybrid Wellness, and the two even got to keep their bathrobes and gloves.

## This is What Being Tased Feels Like

Oh god. Sure dudes, this is totally not masochism.

So first, Mark experienced a little tap. He was more or less spinning. As we can tell from Mark, being tased feels like being punched.

Makes sense, being punched causes the muscles around that part to tense up. Electrically shocking that part would probably cause the same thing. Ethan doesn’t want to be tased, but is conflicted by… nobody. Mark, however, wants to be tased again near the end.

## What Happens When A Youtube Channel Dies?

Mark and Ethan check out 2-year-old dead YouTube accounts such as SeaNanners or Super Skarmory. (The latter is my own experience, they haven’t checked that account out)

The accounts they check is is the former; FPSRussia; WhiteBoy7thst, who’s still uploading; FRED, who’s now on another channel; Ray William Johnson, who has also returned; LeafyIsHere; Sam Pepper; Morgz; lonelygirl15; wafflepwn; and Scarce. Most of these channels are still alive.

Phwee, that FRED takes me back. Sam Pepper too. That best friend prank was pretty disgusting.

## Bad Bad Beans

Mark and Ethan make some good latte art. It truly makes you feel like a “WWHHUGGHAAIIYULL”.

Mark hasn’t used the coffee machine for 2 and a half years, so they’re practically trying it for the first time. The sight looks like two cavemen trying to handle how a salamander works while it's screaming in agony.

They try to make an Unus Annus latte… a spiral. After that, a #LattAnus competition is held. this is my highlight post.

The best part of waking up, is latte fucking up.

## We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze Our Darkest Dreams

Hypnotherapy is another alternative medicine where people are hypnotized to get in touch with their deep repressed problems in order to have it fixed and stuff.

Hypnosis is all about consent, it’s not like you get a pocket watch and immediately can get in touch with someone’s deep mind.

Ethan’s first and Mark, not hypnotized yet, is disturbed by the constant reminders of lemons. Mark in general is screwing about during the entire procedure.

Still, they took it seriously. Check it out on healwithin.com.

## We Turned Our Bodies Into Art

The dogs are put outside, and they’re ‘’trying to gaze inside’’.

Ok so they’re gonna paint each other as superheroes; Ethan as Reverse Flash, and Mark as Poison Ivy. Wait they’re not superher-

When they are done painting one another (Ethan writing “Poison Ivy” on Mark’s chest), Mark starts a #BodusAnnus hashtag. Let’s hope it’s not filled with naked people.

## Mark and Ethan Learn About The Human Body

Mark and Ethan try and guess the names of the penis and vagina anatomy. Ethan thought the rectum was the vaginal core, so there’s your example.

Nahh just kidding, Ethan was just 2 points behind Mark at the first round.

Their conversation about sex-uses in Harry Potter spells made me Google it. If my internet service provider starts asking questions, I’m blaming it on them.

Ok, so they both knew about the female anatomy, but Ethan and Mark had some problems with the male anatomy.

That ending with the hangman game though. I didn’t know they legally changed the letter “z” to “meda we will all die”.

## Mark Punishes Ethan

Ethan was too late uploading; he edited the video, but didn’t make the thumbnail and description. So now Mark be gonna punch Ethan.

There’s a compilation of #LattAnus posts, and then some weak punches, I’m sorry.

## Strange (and legal) Things You Can Do With Your Body After Death

Mark and Ethan go through many things you can do with your body, such as donating your body for science (exhibition).

Apparently, one would need two cardiovascular systems to reach the moon. It's actually more around 3 and a half cardiovascular systems, but we wouldn't really know if it's never been practiced before. See, this is why we need body donations.

Taxiderming a human would be an instant body pillow, but cause some real uncanny valley stuff.

Markiplier wants his body to be unexplainable after death, both in appearance and location.

## DIY Cheese

Mama mia, they’re-a gonna make-a cheese! Cheese, however, needs a long time.

Ethan’s cheese is thick cream while Mark’s cheese is a liquid. Finished, one cheese is smooth brain while the other is a hay bail.

Remember, cheese making takes time. Boob cheese, while fast, is not good.

This is where “the dance of Italy, WohWohWoh” came from. If all these DIY videos contain catchy songs, I’m all for it.

## Hacking The Very Fabric of the Universe

Ethan and Mark go do life hacks.

They check by going through 5minutecrafts, which is just the absolute worst channel to get anything handy out of.

One lifehack the channel did, flailing a sack to catch air and use it to inflate stuff, doesn’t go so right, as demonstrated in real life.

## Looking at Long Lost Memes

Ethan and Mark visit a meme graveyard, which fits the death theme. I never knew about “you’re the man now dog”. I guess humor *is* randomly generated all along, even back then.

Oeh, didn’t know about Overly Attached Girlfriend’s situation. They actually take a glance at Unus Annus memes, but slight glances. Mark makes fun of Ethan’s video about reaching a million subscribers, but stops looking at his own 1 million subscriber video about 3 seconds in. Noice.

## Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life

With the increase of science stuff, humans want an increase of lifespan via science stuff. Mark and Ethan accept their eventual death, but they search on the internet the secret behind immortality anyway.

They check a video about what happens after death, and it’s bull. They then check food that supposedly increases lifespan, such as seaweed. They then check out a senior that has lived before the birth of technology, and apparently her “secret” is eating bread. Well, I guess that’s helping everyone.

Then they’ve a convo about cloning and that they’re just clones appearance-wise and not experience-wise. Clones are dumb. Afterwards, nanotechnology, cryonics, and what exactly constitutes as “being alive”. Pretty scary convo, but Ethan can be removed from the equation via a peanut, so wouldn’t it be nice to have the cure to allergies?

## Turning Mark Into an E-Boy

Ew, check the Urban Dictionary for E-Boys, it’s horrifying. Ethan, from the dark twisted emancipations from his dark crefix, is going to turn Mark into a weird mix between the appearance of a 2000s celebrity with the false personality of a 2010s celebrity.

Mark is scared.

He asks what the difference is between a fuckboy and an e-boy. Uh, according to one definition, a fuckboy is a distant egoist who doesn’t respect women but relies on them heavily. Yeah that does remind me of an e-boy.

The end result is scary, uncomfortable, and lovecraftian. That was horrifying, I’m happy this channel’s deleted. Still, you can check out the end result on Mark’s Tiktok.

## Ethan Redefines Male Beauty

Ethan and Mark look at men and the societal standards put on men beauty. It’s apparent that every country and culture has different standards on what defines “men beauty”.

They also discuss head shapes such as the Bike Seat Face. Honestly, the Bike Seat Face looks like that Mii head shape that nobody uses.

In the end, it’s subjective but there are some similarities between cultures, so Mark’s gonna fix Ethan’s appearance. The Gaston parody they do is magnificent, and they then arm wrestle (Mark wins).

Ok so the beautification of Ethan continues: taped clay chin, taped open eyelids, Garfield abs, cheeto dust cheeks. They arm wrestle again, Ethan wins, and chokes Mark.

*Nooooooooo ooooooone chins like Ethan, no one sings like Ethan, no one paints Mark a Poison Ivy like Ethan!*

*For there’s no Unus that’s so memorable; the perfect YouTube paradigm! You can ask any Evan or Amy, and they will tell you who’s the most kindest in heart!*

*Noooooo ooooone flips like Ethan, gets nut-kicked like Ethan! No one has any lack of chest hair like Ethan! (As a specimen, I’m quite exhilarating!) My what a guy, that Ethan! Give five “hurrahs!” Give twelve “peen-peens!”*

*Ethan is the best, and the rest all ain’t slick!*

*No one moves like Ethan, no one screws with Ethan! Even in fighting long fights, he’s kind, he’s Ethan. For there’s no one with such muscle and boney. (As you see I’ve got my songs to share!)*

*Not a bit of him’s thick-boned or brawny! (That’s right! The only hair on me is from my Spencer!)*

*No one feels like Ethan, consumes piss like Ethan! In a parkour track nobody’s slick like Ethan! (I’m especially good at improvisation!) 10 points for Ethan!*

*(When I was a boy I did four dozen flips, ev’ry morning to help me meet Mark! And now that I’m grown I do five dozen flips, since my collab with him disembaaaaaaarkeeeeed!)*

*Noooooooo oooooone screams like Ethan, shoots Mark’s back like Ethan! Then sings the Disclaimer Song like Ethan! (I use lo-fi pop song in my vid editing!) My what a guyyy, Eeeethannnn!!*

## Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond)

It’s the cryogenic man! And they’re back at Hybrid Wellness! They really want us to get there, but I’m not in LA… not even on Earth in the first place.

Ok so they’re gonna fire cup: put fire in a cup, place it on a skin, the fire burns all the air, instant suckage.

Ogh, disgusting human circulation.

They first try it on Ethan’s back, and it’s far more professional-looking compared to the home-made cupping they did back then. Afterwards, they go do Mark’s forehead.

Apparently, acupuncture and cupping go hand-in-hand: they’re both about circulation and are alternative medicine.

## An Extremely Sour, Not-at-all Sour Meal

Humans like spicy food because they want to die.

Ethan and Mark make an extremely sour meal and use Miracle Berries that can un-sour sour food.

Salad, meat, potato and sour stuff, who knows if it’s a good meal. Well, Ethan and Mark are suffering. Okay so after tasting the sour, they dissolve the miracle berry on their tongue and then eat the sour. They still smell it, but can’t taste it, which causes a weird feeling.

## Literally Eating Fire

Want to spit fire? Well, definitely don’t become a rapper. Ethan and Mark, however, aren’t rapping, but are being taught by Vixen DeVille to literally eat fire.

What’s important to know, according to Vixen, with fire eating is to not breath in the fire. D-d-d-don’t, all yer air in your lungs will burn and you will die agonizingly.

According to the sour video up above, this video was recorded before the miracle berries. Thought you might know when setting up the Unus Annus timeline, but you shouldn’t use my alien description as a good source.

The two are successful, they aren’t dead. But ho no, Ethan was set on fire at the end.

Go check out her site at vixendeville.com!

## Unregulated Axe Throwing

As a feeling of things to come, the video is age restricted. It’s not age restricted in other videos, which strikes me as odd.

Because they’re cool dudes, if they hit the GoPro that’s in the middle of the board, that’s extra points! I agree with Mark, this needs to be an Olympic sport. Archery’s cool, but it needs more axes.

For a large majority, they can’t dig the axe into the wood. Either because of the handle hitting the board first, the axe is spinning too much, or ‘’THE WIND’’.

Ethan managed to destroy the GoPro, granting him 10 points.

Ethan keeps making suggestive moves, possibly contributing to his abilities of hitting the GoPro.

Still, Mark wins due to actually nailing the axe inside the wooden board, and thus he has to hit the watermelon that’s on top of Ethan’s face. But ooooh noooo, he misses and hits Ethan; instant death. Weh. Weh.

## Literally Laying On Literal Broken Glass

Vixen DeVille returns, and she's brought her broken glass!

So the duo walk on broken glass, Mark lays on broken glass on both sides. And we hear a story about how Vixen sliced her arms during one performance.

The whole procedure doesn’t go as “wimp” as you’d expect.

## Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature

So they use dried ice along with some fans to create a nice baby tornado. Indoors even, so that’s amazing.

That whole “heaving Ethan up and down with the fan to bring the smoke out” plan looked more like Mark’s workout than an actual working plan, especially since Ethan himself can just heave the fan up and down.

## Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game

Originating from Mark’s parent’s basement comes a game that has been feared for generations: Nutball.

Two people sit opposite, their legs wide. They hold a rolling object and aim square for the opponent’s testicles. If they hit, they hit. That’s it. The person first to forfeit loses.

It’s painful, according to human men. But we can’t play it, due to the possibility of Mark suing us.

Ethan wins Nutball, hitting Mark squarely in the markimoos. Mark notes that this is payback all the way back to the video where Mark kicked Ethan in the balls in a zorp.

## Becoming a Master of Mime

This teacher’s good. It’s more about exaggeration rather than just building an imaginary world like many things in media like to portray mimes as.

His performance was swell. Remember, miming is an artform just like how dancing is.

Check the teacher out over at mimetheatrestudio.com.

## Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It’s Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha

It’s the edgy sequel to You’re Welcome.

The title is basically the description, but they act it out on the Mark/Ethan plushy.

Uh, Mark kills Ethan but it cuts away at the impact. Pretty good tight rigidness with that arm to have it stop so close to Ethan’s head.

## Are We Already Dead?

Mark and Ethan go through ClickHole quizzes. They go through a quiz that asks how much you prolonged your brother’s funeral., if you continued bowling after your entire bowling team died, and if we’ve been dead this whole time.

Are we already dead? Uh, the channel is, though.

## Our Perfect (and last) Valentine’s Day

Ethan and Mark try to find their true love, which is why they pick distinct negative space cardboard cutouts representing characters and objects. That they managed to afford life-size cutouts of them is weird. Staples, man. They’re a good company.

Amy hand picked them, and some of them are Will Smith.

Some highlights: Assuming it was a third Will Smith, when it’s the Conductor from The Polar Express; Mark getting Jesus; the bottle of ketchup in general; Ethan wanting Umbridge but getting Fiona from Shrek; monkey; Benjamin Ketchup.

## Drunk College Party Simulator

None of them fully experienced a college, so they tried it in the safety of one of their living rooms.

So they try beer pong, afterwards Ethan tries the drunk glasses. Mark actually tries to hit Ethan, Ethan takes the giant ketchup and makes out with it, and the two then have a drunken brawl.

God, the weird mix between a college party in daylight, with only two people, and surrounded by cardboard cutouts of several Will Smiths and a large ketchup bottle brings off a melancholy feel.

## 10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn’t Know How to spend Money Responsibly

It’s exactly what the title says. As a feeling of things to come, the first item is “Toilet Golf”

Afterwards: Bras with fake inflatable boobs; a tongue cat scratcher… for Mark’s dog; an unofficial gamer biography featuring Markiplier; an opportunity of Ethan riding Mark via saddle; several decals of old people; and a bucket of crawfish bait.

How thoughtful. I wonder what Mark did with the crawfish. About that biography, Mark made a video reviewing his unofficial biography, here it is.

## Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death

Mark and Ethan try to learn about chickens from Fiona, but all Ethan knows is that some kind of chicken lays eggs. The knowledge boy named Iain knows even more than him. On the other side of the spectrum, Mark looks to be afraid of chicken.

We are introduced to the chickens: Venture, Sugar, and Pepper. Pepper and Sugar, Sugar and Pepper. (Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, they have wings and they don’t fly a lot, they like to eat seed and they have sharp talons)

Chicken, chicken chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken.

There’s a discussion about home-grown food and processed store food, which food is better all depends on opinion, but there’s definitely a difference in morality.

Sugar and pepper and pepper and sugar and sugar and pepper and pepper and sugar and sugar and pepper and pepper and sugar and sugar and pepper and pepper and sugar and sugar and pepper and pepper and sugar and sugar and pepper and pepper and sugar and sugar and pepper and pepper and sugar and sugar and pepper and pepper and sugar and sugar

Check them out here.

## 3 Big Boys Attempt the King’s Royal Fitness Test

Alex from Hybrid Wellness returns (Cryogenic Freezing & Fire Cupping) to join the boys in doing fitness such as push-ups, pull-ups, burpies and running. Over the course of the fitness, they start imagining bears coming after them.

They’re pretty good, it must be pretty difficult to be within the limits of skin and muscle instead of being amorphous solid mass.

Running 6 miles looks like a pain, Ethan taking up most of the brunt, especially because he’s ill during this video, giving him a severe handicap.

Another Twitter hashtag is started, #FitnessAnnus. Thankfully, those participating in the hashtag didn’t get attacked by bears.

## Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog

Mark and Ethan’s dogs aren’t Cerberus, so they’re gonna learn about having actual guard dogs. I love the people in charge, especially the dude’s accent

The scenarios were fun to see, and the dog was cute even while attacking.

Go check them out at masterdog-training.com!

## Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery

Mark and Ethan learn archery by a professional archer. She has a magnificent amount of self-control, looking at Mark complaining about sitting positions and Ethan’s… Ethanness.

Ethan dies at the end via Mark’s arrow. Nooooooooooo

In the “Brutally Honest” video, both Ethan and Amy were internally angry at Mark’s antagonistic actions. Of course, this came due to Mark wanting to act at the asshole and elevate Ethan to a higher/better position.

Check her out at pakuahealth.com

## The Ultimate Trolley Problem

Ethan and Mark go through the trolley moral problem choice action, afterwards going through bizarre alternatives.

Some of these dilemmas are good, some are plain terrible, but the two of them responded appropriately.

## Goat Yoga

Felix and Gigi, Nigerian dwarf goats, accompany Mark and Ethan with Yoga. Having goats in
Yoga is supposed to support a fun environment for both humans and goats.

The duo are real bros; they keep punching eachother. There’s actually no difference in this yoga session, it’s just goats constantly trying to push themselves and climb on you.

When Mark tries making a serious moment by talking about the chaos of the world and such, Gigi poops on him. It’s great.

Check em out on laughingfrogyoga.com/goat-yoga

## Edible Slime was a Mistake.

They’re gonna create then eat stinky slime. The end result is a weird, ‘’extremely thick’’ liquid. Mark attempts punching the end product, but everyone in the house doesn't like that.

Mark has been especially annoying in this video, it’s magnificent. They eventually eat the slime, but it’s not good. They’re suffering, in pain. Someone please help them.

## Granting Access Into Heaven’s sweet Gates

Where will Ethan and Mark end up in? Heaven or Hell? Well, this one internet quiz they’re gonna take will help you know 100%. Mark first brings into doubt the Christian tradition. What’s that? Well you had to have watched the video, cuz I sorta agreed with it.

So the online quiz is all about if you’re selfless, be willing to take risks, or commit sins.

They both managed to get to Heaven, and are sent up above at the end.

## Long Hair, Do We Dare?

Ethan wants some cool nice long hair, but Mark doesn’t and hides it under cynicism.

So yeah, they’re gonna get extensions. Their first extensions look like they’ve got some stylish headcrabs.

After a montage, they give the hair to the dogs. Uh, [Full Metal Alchemist reference].

## We Wrote a Hit Pop Song in 30 Minutes

Joined alongside Leila Pari, they’re gonna write a song. Of course, they’re gonna sing about the inevitability of death.

Suddenly, it moves towards wanting mac & cheese. Not my favorable genre of music, but I can see it being catchy to people.

## Mark and Ethan Go on a “Drum Date”

Benphammusic is gonna teach these two on how to drum.

The last part began as something dreadful, but then Mark upped in “getting a beat” and both him and Ethan hit it off with a cool beat.

## Blowing Our Souls Into Some Hot Glass

Glasshouse.ws is going to teach Ethan and Mark about glass blowing.

They make a small glass, with a slight risk of the glass breaking. That risk never passes, though, and the glass ends up perfect. The two end up inside the furnace at the end.

## Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend could Possibly Spend Their Money On

Ethan bought 10 more things for Mark. For a long time, the Polar Express Conductor has been haunting the two every time they are home. This time there’s also the giant ketchup bottle.

In order of things Ethan got Mark is: The Husband Pillow; a sexy leopard underwear with googly eyes and a space for the penis; a cardboard cutout of that Irish dude they picked from the street and used to buy children’s toys; a 12 feet tall beach ball that Mark wants to inflate; an umbrella hat; and realistic feet.

Timeline-wise, Mark is now inflating the giant beach ball.

## Nutball Extreme: Taser Edition

They don’t combine nutball with a taser, they’re just talking about their Unus Annus merch and the winners of FitnessAnnus.

Nice blueballs. This video has 7K dislikes, by the by. They actually expected a taser to the balls, even though Ethan doesn’t want to be tased in general.

## REAL Ghost Hunting at an Abandoned Zoo

Lindaghosthunter.com accompanies Mark and Ethan inside the Griffith Park Zoo to check out some ghosts.

Yo, claiming she caught walking ghosts on camera. Not very hip.

Linda presents the “Portabox”, some digdang that allows people to communicate to ghosts. They also use the Kinect AR sensor, df-fu-directly taken from Paranormal Activity 4.

These Portabox conversations are on the same level as “spaghetti apple tater”, it’s got random words and there’s a faint attempt at trying to connect each word; odd how they don’t try and connect the other words.

Apparently there’s a recurring ghost that follows Linda called “Bishop” and he likes Unus Annus. Well thank god the channel’s joined him in the afterlife.

## We Bought a Camera That Can Look Inside Us

We take a look inside the innards of Ethan and Mark. Ever wanted to experience hairy walls and lumpy flesh?

Anyway, spiders come out of Mark and the video ends. Whew, that was nasty.

## Becoming the World’s Greatest DJs

DJ Blackarach teaches the two on how to DJ.

It’s not just spinning the disc and hearing the funny wops wops, there’s a lot of nuance, timing, terms… It’s pretty cool, and there was a DJ battle between Ethan and Mark and there was some cool bops.

## Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest?

Mark’s gonna teach his Chica, and Ethan’s gonna teach his Spencer. What’re they gonna learn the doggies? Playing dead.

There’s a lot of “bang”s, Spencer doesn’t know how to lay anymore, Chica’s afraid of rolling into the pool. In general, they’re very absent in mind, but very very cute.

Overall, they did uh…. They adorable.

## Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us About Life and Death

Amy brought Mark and Ethan owl poop and they’re gonna find out what the owl ate by dissecting it.

Mark theorizes that his owl poop was a family of shrews, alive while they’ve been eaten alive. Nature, hah.

## DIY Chiropractor

Chiropractic is alternative medicine where you get solid bone hurting juice. Mark bought a 100+ page book that helps teach chiropractie in 5 minutes.

Doctor Mark and his Nurse Chica will help kill Ethan. Mark keeps almost vomiting, which is the funniest random running gag I’ve seen yet.

Afterwards, Dr. “Big Doctor” Ethan is going to fix Mark’s critical “being alive” problem, such as pushing on his buttocks, ending with cracking his neck.

Another favorite episode of mine.

## Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight

Mark and Ethan get into fight choreography with Daniel Locicero, Ethan doing flips during it.

Fight, punch; it’s all in the mind.

The lesson is absolutely interesting to look at. To see actual physicality is tense.

The ending fight scene with Ethan and Mark is magnificent, perfect ending.

## The Barrel - Official Music Video

It’s a song. You can listen to it on Spotify.

## We Got Pepper Sprayed

Geez, that clip from the future. They look ravaged, and that clearly makes sense due to the effects of pepper spray. Mark, the masochist, has reached his limit.

Even in before, during, and after, there’s a tense feeling looming across the building. They’re snotting everywhere, their faces are pure red from paining hotness, the exponential mucus build-up causing short breath, and it’s told this can last an half hour at minimum.

And remember, some people use pepper spray on people while their eyes are open. It’s honestly heartwarming that Mark instantly prodded Ethan to get his face washed first.

Come get your training with this over in Luna’s Security Training Academy at lunastraining.com!

## We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded

It’s not permanent, don’t worry. You won’t see Mark with the badly drawn troll face on his forehead for the rest of the videos. You’d have to laser it off, and I heard that’s excruciatingly painful. Then again, Mark might go with it just to “know how it feels”.

Instead, they’re gonna use Henna Tattoos. They are temporary sticker thingies you can paint in the gaps with. It’s got the same energy as those hot water stickers, but you paint them yourself.

So that was an experience.

## What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?

Mark and Ethan figure out what’s the point of doing Astrology. Highlight is “Big Pig Schlong”, it was a long streaming scene of pure confusing insanity and Ethan’s ADHD kicking into 200%.

Apparently, Ethan’s star sign has strong sexual energy.

I can’t find my starsign. I was born on February 28th in Earth time, but I can’t travel too far back in years.

## Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)

This is the first video where The Virus is gaining up with the plans of the channel; a small mention of the CDC, where they say pinky promises are forbidden.

Mark has big bones. And apparently, Ethan had 4% body fat in the past, but now he’s at a juicy 20%. It’s found out that Mark’s gonna live longer while Ethan’s-a gonna die.

Can you handle stones? Scan up your bones. Check em out at bodyspec.com/what-is-dxa.

## Mark Needs To Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him

Mark’s mother is a licensed massage therapist. The call between him and his mom is adorable, you can see Mark shrinking back into her son.

As lotion, Mark’s gonna use his spit. Just kidding, The Virus is now fully introduced and even named.

Both Momiplier and Mark are screaming at Ethan to relax with being touched. The instructed movements are funny. This is just Ethan getting exorcised while Mark’ mother watches and gives dumpling and cat metaphors.

At the end, Mark does Thai massage and breaks Ethan’s back.

## 2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes

Snakes: Responsible for screwing over Adam and Eve.

First, though, they’re gonna pet and feed some other lizards. These animals are pretty friggin cute.

They actually try to name the lizard, but Jay, the caretaker, doesn’t want it to be “Death” in latin.

They’re then showcasing the tarantula and scorpions, the part where scary stuff happens. Afterwards, a pixie frog that’s just vibing. His name is Gordo. Done with that, they’re gonna look at other reptiles: alligators.

Remember, it’s always important to walk away from dangerous animals rather than running as running will aggravate these animals more. Mark tries feeding a turtle a chicken leg.

The moment of truth, they hold on to a python and Ethan describes it as “pure muscle”.

Wanna feel reptiles, go and journey some miles. Check out the place at prehistoricpets.com.

That was an adorable episode, that caretaker too was having a lot of fun.

## Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell

They still have those tattoos.

Amy bought these two weirdos a portable sauna that allows a sauna. You’re supposed to use water, but these dudes will use 2 bottles of High Life and a full-on Redbull 6-pack.

These instructions are full-on wrong too, but they persevered and have completed.

The smell is terrible. Hopefully they won’t use another famous yellow liquid. Thanks, Evan.

Wanna see pee? Well wait and see…

## Mark and Ethan hunt The World’s Most Wanted Criminals

Hey, here we know that Ethan’s 5’8’’. Now I’ve an idea how my creator compares to those two.

Okay they’re going to the United States Drug Enforcement Administration to check out wanted criminals. And then the BountyHunterEdu.

There’s a giant blatant ad break in the middle of the video. Buy their products, or don’t since this channel’s gone along with all the merch.

There’s a lot of bounties. They discuss the point of bounty hunting, and the percent rate that actual bounty hunters receive. Remember, they aren’t bounty hunters and want to live… that’s a message to the criminals.

## Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast

The guest this episode is all about recreating the feeling of a movie in the form of roast beef. I wonder what Hereditary would taste like… the guy’s also wearing a Pickle Rick cap.

I love the running trend of guests plainly ignoring the sudden edgy monologue about the end of life.

Ethan’s roast beef has gotten a “good goddamn” from the chef. It’s pretty accomplished.

Check the place out here. Surprised there isn’t a #BeefusAnnus.

## 5 Weird Apps That Predicted Our Death

There are apps that will accurately describe your death. First they check out Death Calculator, the logo of which is stretched out, so that’s how quality it is.

Mark says he doesn’t have aggression. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Then they’re gonna check Palmistry Decoder. You can pay 70 dollars to know what your child will look like. All of these results take an hour to decode, which doesn’t make sense.

It’s draining money from gullibles in the form of a bootleg Kurzgesagt artstyle.

These apps are unreliable, don’t pay them anything.

## We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator

Ethan and Mark are pregnant and is going to feel the magic of birthing.

The way they’re gonna do that is stimulating certain muscles in the waist region. With the rise of technology, masochists are enjoying it.

With 6 increasing levels, Mark and Ethan suffer through this pain. Sometimes, you would even get second-hand pain in your crotch region.

## Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth

What the fuck

So they wanna know how it’s like to be born, because they don't remember. Little human babies don’t usually remember their birth, so.

Bursting out of the mother, Ethan is reborn again. Now it’s Mark’s turn and he’s gonna put himself in a skintight latex sack. This whole sequence is one of the most disturbing sequences of the channel, with Mark’s deep voice, the attempts at bursting out of the sack, the ‘’face imprints’’.

## Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers

Ethan steals a baby and now they’re gonna take care of it. Now’s the quarantine arc of 2020.

Mark holds his baby like a football and squished it into a self-made baby holder, Ethan’s smothering and shaking it. Mark’s baby is crying intensively, and Ethan’s baby is probably dead.

Ethan lives a lie while Mark is out of the cave.

## We Force James Charles To Run a Military Obstacle Course

With Austen (link) and Matt (link)

Woo James Charles, it’s amazing they managed to get him here, especially doing such… rugged work.

What’s also amazing is how fit all of them are. And, of course, like those other workout videos, everyone helps everyone, which is heartwarming once again.

But Ethan gets bullied.

## Desperately Trying To Not touch Our Faces

Now we’re in the true isolation arc.

For 15 minutes they don’t have to touch their face. They also give the viewers a challenge: if we spot that they touched their face before the quarantine lifts, they donate 100 dollars to a charity that helps destroy the virus.

Counting the touches and recapping is going to stress me out, so I’ll leave that to other people. What is important to know is that Ethan keeps touching himself.

Later on, the cap is 10k dollars because Ethan won’t stop touching his face.

## Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition

The 50/50 subreddit has a random link that either leads you to either one of the two descriptions that are in the title.

Mark was much more lucky compared to Ethan.

## Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt

Mark and Ethan do a competition of finding the cutest, scariest, anger-induciest, most beautiful, most disgusting, funniest, saddest, most badass image on the internet.

Both of them have a micro pig as the cutest image and the backflip video as cringiest.

## Having an Adventure In VR Chat Because We Can’t Go Outside

They’re gonna go and climb. Ethan’s avatar was Eddy at first, but now some frog.

Mark’s scratchy VR Chat voice sounds like a completely different person altogether, I always double-check that it’s Mark’s voice coming through.

So they had to find crystals and defeat a titan, but they don’t wanna do that, so Mark commits suicide. RogueEcho’s a cool dude, he even mentioned Tony Box Tim and.. I ‘’also’’ have no idea why Mark went all “HMMMMMMMMMMMM”.

Recalibrating your headset is the same as touching the headphones, which they said is also against the rules so…

Go check out RogueEcho here!

## Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse

Imagine this scenario: Go to Amazon and buy the essential items in 15 minutes.

Mark prioritizes rain, which is quite important when surviving out in the open.

## Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Will Ethan and Mark survive the zombie apocalypse? This free online quiz will help these two determine whether they will.

Ethan is going to survive more compared to Mark.

But, we now know Mark has the ingredients of being a cult leader.

## Ultimate YouTuber Boxing Showdown

Because of quarantine, Ethan and Mark can not fight eachother. So they’re gonna pit png YouTubers against eachother to brawl down in a boxing ring.

They’re gonna play one whack of a D&D game.

Michael from vSauce vs Scarce. During the match, they watch the Discombobulate video Michael wins.

Zoella vs Jeffree Star. A critical malfunction in Jeffree Star’s wheelchair causes a “bye”.

Eddie Hall vs Michael from vSauce. Michael shits himself to death. Zoella returns, and amazingly both her and Eddie Hall manage to knock eachother out.

Lilly Singh vs Naked Markiplier, oh my goh! Markiplier dies, and Filthy Frank appears to congratulate Lilly Singh. Lilly punches us.

## The Deep End of Omegle: Risky Boogaloo

2 people have the same tags on Omegle and they try to search eachother. It’s a pretty popular challenge, but Omegle’s filled with men trying to hook up with girls and so disconnect when they see any male. Pretty… desperate, is the word I would say.

Ethan and Mark both meet a kid inside a car. That kid actually appears 3 times and it’s pretty hilarious. Love that boy’s enthusiasm. There’s also a girl with a Tata heart pillow.

Mark then accepts a side quest where he must find “Kale Chip”.

They find eachother, oh yeah. They complete their main quest and thus try again in the unmoderated section, where Ethan is attacked by off-screen penis. The video ends. Oh nnnooooo.

This video was deleted earlier than the channel due to an unknown third party. Is it morally better to look at a reupload of this while the channel was still alive? Hm, difficult to say. Well, the channel’s gone, so all those reuploads are treated as the same: unfit to exist.

## Where in the World is Unus Annus?

The channel has restructured, it’s now a sitcom.

It restructured again, not a sitcom anymore.

Okay so they’re gonna play Geogessr and they were pretty dang good at guessing the location. Ethan also starts to notice why every video has to end with something small made completely overblown.

## Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time

To prove their superior boyfriend status, they both make a pillow fort. Amy was asked if Mark ever did something good for her, but couldn’t come up with anything. Uh. I’m sure the sudden question from Ethan blanked her mind.

Ethan, full-on ADD active, builds the fort real friggin fast. Mark, meanwhile, prides himself on the chorus of “being calm” and builds the fort. They both sorta look the same when the timer runs out.

## Mark’s 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless

Oh right, #MarchusAnnus was a thing. Well, on Mark’s Tiktok, he showed his progress all throughout March where he learned how to juggle. He’s now a magnificent master mind.

And uh, Ethan gets smothered at night. That’s what he did for March.

## Wikifeet: A Tale of 2 Tootsies

That was disgusting.

I don’t want to rewatch it again. The general gist of the video is Mark and Ethan going through Wikifeet Men and checking out their feet pics. They then figure out why people like feet.

Shaq’s big toe attacks them.

Gross. Also, noticed the amount of weirdos into feet?

## We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games

Brantsteele.net’s Hunger Games Simulator is an absolute classic. Ethan and Mark use it to have several YouTubers fight in it.

In the end, Markiplier himself won the Hunger Games. One thing of note is that they say that Unus and Annus are separate entities.

## We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins

Ethan and Mark go to Google and try to find dirt of eachother.

Problem is, all of the “dirt” are opinion pieces, accusations with no proof, and boring career history.

## We Played Mad Libs And Ran It Through Google Translate

Mad Libs is when you ask another person to fill in the gaps of a story with random verbs, adjectives, plural things, whatever. The end result is something nonsensical, but most of the time unfunny.

So what they are gonna do is run through the finished text in several languages on Google translate and read it from there. The eventual end result is simply amazing.

## Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA

The US states are made out of Tetris blocks, so Ethan’s going to take the Geography Quiz to know which state is which.

What’s nice is Ethan is good knowing which state is which… at the beginning of course; at the half point he starts messing up at some states. In his first attempt, he got 75% accuracy.

They’re now gonna do state capitals; both of them. Their first roadblock is Pierre.

I remember being taught geography when I was a child. I- uh, forgot everything except the capital states that are constantly mentioned such as Detroit or Baltimore.

It’s funny there’re many state names from other languages. Then again, English is a weird Frankenstein’s language. They got 65% accuracy.

Time for the remix: the second state capital place round quiz thing. They tried so hard that reality turned off.

## Speed Reading 1000+ WPM to Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge

Humans have an average of 200 Words Per Minute. This usually comes due to people having an inner voice read out the text, and there’s an image helping the person out interpreting.

So they’re each gonna write a story, have the other read it in a fast word-for-word program, and questions will be asked about certain aspects of the story.

It’s agonizing in some aspects, amplified since Ethan has dyslexia.

Reality breaks, again, when Mark reads it at 4000 MPH.

## What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube?

Mark’s least viewed video is a giveaway video. That face he makes at the start is probably why.

So they’re gonna check Incognitube, a site that games people videos under 100 views.

Did you know people use YouTube as a video repository and not a viable career choice? I also think there’s a new popularity for KOOX. They never linked the channel, though… :(

## We Found Websites That The World Forgot About

There are, like, over a billion sites, and most of them have been forgotten. To remember the old times, they’re gonna check old websites that are still functional.

They’re also going through the Wayback Machine and checking out the old version of their channels.

Did you know sites used to blast music when entering? That was a fun core aspect of the old internet. There are a lot of Christian websites, surprisingly enough.

Life is a lot; it can be swift, it can be joy, it can be numerous .gifs of a guy in a toga throwing rocks. Just remember that life can throw a lot at you.

## The Scariest True Stories on the Internet

Wait, people are honest on the internet? This is unreal, like Ethan near-bald hair.

So they’re gonna read scary stories as written by Redditors... Oh no.

Everyone go make up your own scary story about ghosts and aliens, they’ll read it. Or don’t, the comment section for it is gone.

## How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend

QuarantinusAnnus has ended. They donated the money. They’re still stuck inside.

What makes a good boyfriend? This blog with weird grammar has the answer! Apparently, one tip of being in a good relationship is to verbally repeat every month that you’re in a relationship.

Lower down the list, it starts to look like a simp strategy guide, like always trusting her despite a lack of evidence, being a “real man”, and to accept her physical assault.

This ain’t healthy. Don’t do that. Relationships need to be healthy. A constant break of trust, lack of self-identity, and abuse are NOT good.

Men, if you're not into women, go gay. Women, if men aren't your thing. Lettusbe lesbi.

## Mark and Ethan Find The Lost City of El Dorado

Yarg, Captain Stache and Swashbuckler Flipper are going to find the city of El Dorado: The City of Gold.

El Dorado is actually a term used by Spanish people to refer to a good empire. Anyway, they’re gonna find it despite it being a term.

In a miraculous stroke of luck, Mark managed to find the city. Ethan even helped by writing “GOLD” on it, with an arrow leading to a place that holds the empire/city/person. Quickly, they jump out of their recording rooms and fly towards the place.

## Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race

A Wiki Race is where you go from one Wikipedia page to the other Wikipedia page using the blue hyperlinks. Don’t use the search bar, that’s… that’s just easy.

There’s already a site that selects the start page and finish page on its own, but these two just do it on base Wikipedia.

It’s pretty tense, and you have to know what things have a lot in common.

The one round is to go from an airport to an album. This is the true Steel Ball Race.

## The Creepiest Videos on Youtube

The bros look at these classic creepy videos such as the “I Feel Fantastic” video.

According to them, the best way to make things look real is by livestreaming it. Oh dear, the livestream they announced near the channel’s deletion isn’t symbolizing anything.

## Help Us Break a YouTube World Record

They made a channel called Norbert Moses and yelled at us to get the world record in the fastest 1-millions subscriber.

They then check the ways of becoming a successful YouTube internet star

The Norbert Moses channel apparently only had one video, but it, along with the channel is gone.

### Subscribe to Norbert Moses

A weird mish-mash of edits of Ethan desperately calling the audience to subscribe to the channel. It, along with the channel, is gone.

## 2 Men 200 Accents

They try and say a sentence under only, like, 3 accents. They even call up Jacksepticeye for advice on the Sco’ish accen’.

At the end, the Queen of England arrives and attacks the duo.

There’s a memoriam of Norbert Moses, because the world record wasn’t taken. I hope that daunting task didn’t have repercussions to the rest of the Unus Annus story.

## The Illuminati… Do They Really Exist?

Ethan and Mark figure out the point of the Illuminati and if there are things in Area 51.

Trump casually tweeted out some government secret thing, but then again, maybe there are some secrets kept from even the president.

Hmm, it’s an ever alluring discussion, with many theories and such stuff. Mark finds out too much and gets hacked… in the brain.

## Using Google Maps to Find the Lost City of Atlantis

Instead of El Dorado, they’re gonna find Atlantis.

The ocean, it’s also a very secret thing. Deep sea creatures are creepy as all heck, but we can’t visit it because there’s too much pressure. Those deep sea creatures can’t even go up since they would basically explode. The blobfish is a very good example; people think its exploded form is its actual form.

A discussion regarding lost information ensues, Ethan hopes that, after death, we would have the ability to know literally everything; big knowledge.

## Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories

Lots of honest scary stories. A sister who wanted to kill her other sister due to bipolar disorder; sudden lit up eyes in the darkness; witnessing someone dying in a car crash.

Scary...

Mark and Ethan get attacked by income tax.

## Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test

They take some cute personality quiz that’s somewhat made more professional compared to those other quizzes. Uh, remember that claim where you can divide personalities in these combinations of letters?

People can always change, there’s no “set personality”. That’s the conclusion these two have brought. Being a Bothersome Bob is not dependent on when you were born, but how you live through it.

## Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity As We Know It?

You think YouTube has AI? Na, they be algorithms. Alternative Intelligence doesn’t truly exist yet, but let’s look at some robots.

One robot upscaled and colorized old footage from the 1910s. Every adult in that film reel is dead, which is quite the spooky thought.

Deepfakes. They’re becoming easier to create, I’ve seen those Jerma videos. And the technology is going to develop higher and higher, and they’re even using long-deceased humans for products. How far will things go, will our identities be removed? There’s already been lawsuits because you used your likeness that somebody else used, as mentioned by Ethan.

## Running Internet Drama through Google Translate

\*Breath in\* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… I’ve been watching, like, 25 videos per day. It has been the 6th of November at the time of writing this.

They’re first going to write a text, go through it on “Talk to Transformer”, and then go through it on Google Translate.

Oh dang, they’re actually making fun of the Dutch language. Nice.

They’ve only translated two transcripts from drama, one is the “if you watch me, pay me” speech and the “you fuck me i fuck you” text.

## The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake

Secret handshakes are personalized for every bro, so Unus Annus is gonna make one too. After the handshake, they make their own dance choreography representing several previous Unus Annus videos such as the drinking piss video.

## Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty

They said the same word twice… twice.

So they’re gonna judge women. The idea of beauty of one gender is determined by both genders in several cultures, so whoooo knows.

Once more, a discussion is held about the unrealistic standards put in place for what equates to what “beauty” is. A notorious example are people who admire to look like celebrities who have been photoshopped/surgically altered.

Don’t do that, because when that girl gets children, hoooooooooooooooooo.

## Bored? Press This Button.

There’s a button that leads you to random but handy sites. Mark’s neurological peepee brain wants to play the World’s Dumbest Game; holding down a button for as long as you can.

If you’re bored, create a black hole, or a planet. Who knows, the games they played were interesting nonetheless.

## Don’t Go in the Ocean… Ever.

Mark and Ethan look at even more ancient mysteries, such as the Bermuda Triangle.

Ethan, meanwhile, goes into long tangents about, uh, birthing, and school, uh… taxes.

Afterwards, they look at SCP-3000, then the Mary Celeste, afterwards a blue whale. A repeat of what’s under the ocean ensues. Well, who knows what’s in the ocean?

## We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildly Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries

Our good mystery: How the heck did the moon come to orbit around the Earth? There are other mysteries, such as why people depict aliens as being naked.

The rest of the article they’re checking out is very high think juice. Afterwards, they discuss how it’d be if aliens came to visit Earth to cure everything. Conclusion: uh, that’d be bad. They then look at hot aliens, but return to the main topic at hand. Aw.

The Fermi Paradox is discussed, and everything turns scary again. Don’t worry, they end with talking about hot aliens.

So that was a good ramble.

## We Looked at Unus Annus Memes

Oh yes.

They go through r/UnusAnnus and there are some good reminiscing.

## Is Mark a Masochist?

No he just wants to know if his body can take it.

According to an online test, Mark is actually a sadist, rather than a masochist. We’ve all had it wrong. But as it turns out, Ethan is more of a masochist than Mark. Gasp!

They then check out a clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger and he then arrives at the duo, “coming”.

## What the Hell is a Pink Trombone?

It’s a program that simulates a human “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”. After a long time of goofing around with it, they try to make it speak words such as “jizz”.

A real pink trombone is shown, and Ethan immediately makes the assertion that someone screwed that thing. It all devolves into a back-and-forth about creating the greatest blowjob bot in the universe.

## Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020

Mark claims he’s got vanilla fetishes and is an ass man. Herummm

Well they go through many different fetishes and both of the go through their own opinion on the fetish when it arrives.

…

Wonder bread.

## Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something

Same.

Amy’s gonna give these two videos that will trigger emotions of some kind. They actually have some heart monitor watch, Mark’s watch stopped at first. Oh dear, they have to quickly watch tense videos to not die!

Some tight rope person is just walking across a steep cliff. But don’t worry, he’s got a helmet.

Thanks, Amy, for keeping these weirdos alive. But AAA SPENCER BE THROWN OUTTA PLANE!

## An A.I. Generates Our Worst Nightmare

thispersondoesnotexist.com. It makes a face. Some are scary. Both are reacting appropriately.

## Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us?

Ignoring that reptiles lay eggs, humans make conspiracy theories that lizard people are in control of Earth.

Apparently, being interested in space makes you a possible reptile.

Mark is a reptile, that’s the joke of this video. Ethan dies.

## Like It or Not… This is What The New Human Looks Like

Humans are dumb, they think sticky sweat = magnetic body. So they’re gonna look at humans who are weird in some ways.

Mark has the superpower of inflating the 11 foot beach ball, but he also wants the power of controlling time so he can kill everyone. How ungrateful…

## Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?

They’re gonna make a dish that prioritizes onions. Mark makes blooming onions, Ethan’s gonna make an onion stew. Mark messed up big time, Ethan’s suffering.

The Fiona cardboard cutout looms behind Mark in one scene. Ethan becomes an onion, the end.

## Unus Annus ASMR

Annus Spins for Mark’s Respect

Ok there’s sounds. None of them are pleasant to listen to.

## We Attempted to Create THICC Water

Drinking a thick liquid isn’t good, vla is good though. Ethan’s gonna create Oobleck, while Mark’s just gonna eat canned corn water. None of it is good.

Why couldn’t they have just made a pizza? Far more easier...

## Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise

Still at home, they’re gonna check out cool gravestone designs, but first they’re gonna talk about being remembered after death.

Yup, after the internet, lots of influencers are gonna die. Also, Ethan’s never watched Futurama, bish.

Now the main point of the video: they’re gonna make their own gravestone design in about 10 minutes. Shocker, you can’t make a gravestone design in 10 minutes. It’s only 2 minutes left before they can actually make any important elements.

The gravestones are hip. Remember, leaving a legacy will keep you more alive.

## How Tall Can A Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men

Two small men look at the possibility of giant human… vertical-wise.

They then look at actual giant humans with photographic evidence, such as Andre the Giant. Robert Wadlow is currently the actual proven tallest man in the world. Mark then goes on a rant about Warhammer.

Afterwards, they look at alternative medicine: growth juice. They stretch.

## Mark Teaches Ethan Korean

Mexican, Egyption, English, Korean!

He’s actually using the Pink Trombone, nice continuity.

## Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend

Even Ethan notices that the channel’s basically a conspiracy channel now.

Well, Mark has concrete proof that Bigfoot is real and living and vibing: a picture of him standing in Chicago and in front of the Raffaello. Of course, he’d rather be in the city instead of being hunted in the woods.

Afterwards, real life footage of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Ethan is shown shooting Bigfoot. Damn, so terrible. How horrible, despicable, deplorable, ehu.

But what about the Yeti? He’s behind Ethan, boutta attack him.

## The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here…

We’re at the half point, it’s November 7th as of writing this block of text. I have to pull forwards. I have to keep going.

Onion Anion.

## We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes

They’re gonna look at more memes from the subreddit. There’s also some good art.

I’m sure the subreddit won’t get deleted.

## How big Can a Nuke Get?

Mark shows Ethan some interesting tidbits, the title isn’t the main point of the video, but an example of one of many facts Mark’s gonna show Ethan.

The Tsar Bomba is massive, and can definitely kill a lot. Kurzgesagt explains why a nuclear war would be, uh, not good. He’s pretty good at explaining some stuff.

They then look at the Baby Map, a flash in a country every time a baby is born. Then Life Stats, a funny human data thing.

A lot changes, and a lot could happen. Being aware helps, but it can be overwhelming. Just keep movin’ forward.

## How Much Caffeine does It Take to Kill a Man?

Wow coffee, drinking a lot of it can kill a human.

Ethan drinks 1 cup of coffee per day, which is dangerous for his health. Haha, of course. Mark drank 5 5 Hour Energy drinks. According to the calculator, the maximum for him is supposed to be 2.5 cans.

I remember a human that tried to drink a whole bottle of water in one gulp. Uh, of course, they threw up the entire bottle. That was a bit pee. After looking at the lethalness of drinking water, they look at the lethalness in eating pasta.

The amount of cheese… a human would heroically die from organ death. Speaking of death, again, don’t number 2 too much or else you’ll die too. Mark pops himself to death.

## Drinking Real THICC Water… How Bad Does It Taste?

They didn’t drink real thick water, but now they’re actually gonna drink real thick water.

Mark drinks corn water. Again. Ethan wants to actually drink thick water, and so Mark follows. Want it in thick, ingest till you think.

Who knew buying thick water would get you actual thick water? Sometimes, DIY doesn’t work. Well, according to these two, the liquid smells clean. Eogh, and it pours really semen-ey. Not enjoyable to watch, so let’s see if it’s enjoyable to drink.

It’s not. Mark tries eating it with corn. Still not good. Mark drinks all of it, just to see if his body can take it.

After thick water, Ethan’s thick orange juice. Not that bad, since there’s actual taste behind it. Despire that, it’s still horrible and shouldn’t be drank up as a casual thinger. Mark then drinks thick coffee. Why did they buy so many thick liquids?

The thick coffee is also terrible to look at being poured. Mark continues drinking, just to see if his body can take it.

He then takes corn with that thick coffee, just to see if his body can take it. He’s not a masochist, he’s a sadist, an online quiz said that.

## We Played Strip Poker

They’re playing poker. If they lose a round, they lose their clothes.

First they fill themselves with clothing. Apparently, Mark’s bulge is noticeable enough through his underwear to have it be blurred despite still wearing underwear.

Oh yeah, Mark’s losing. But then again, Ethan’s playing extremely petty by wearing lots of layers of clothing and removing small wear such as buttons or his watch.

Mark drowns and dies, but no, he’s reborn, as Caveman Mark

## Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to end The World As We Know It

Two assholes bother their neighbors and the audience and the dogs by practicing the yodeling.

After they found a video of a yodel that calls cows and makes them horny, they try to make up a yodel that’s supposed to call their dogs. Nothing’s working.

Ow my ears. They destroy the channel with the amount of yodel.

## Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime

Remember Ratatouille? So Mark’s gonna tape his phone to his face, FaceTime with Ethan, and have him guide into making an omelette. Ethan never made an omelette.

That’s one problem, the other problem is bad internet connection… and knives, knives to the max.

As with, uh, everything on Unus Annus, don’t do that.

## We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other

Mark holds peanut butter, and Ethan’s holding alcohol. One object that will kill the other

So they’re playing the Newlywed Game, some gameshow back then that’s supposed to make human spouses prove they know each other. This time, it’s about a one-sided relationship that’s mentally abusive.

Apparently, allergies can be transferable; Mark is suffering more and more with each scoop.

So they know a bit about each other. One thing that’s common in some videos is the amount of control that Ethan and Mark has individually and how much it shifts at the end of the video. Here, Ethan was just scooshing about eating food, not in control. In the end, Mark throws up from peanut butter.

## DIY Boob

Huh.

Ok, Ethan’s already made a boob using flour, eggs, and stuff. Basically creamy pancake.

Mark encased the realistic boob with a balloon. That’s, uh, that’s a boob. The second boob of his is putting a bagel inside a balloon.
Quarantine sure makes humans lustful. Go make your own boob over at #BoobusAnnus

## We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube

Quarantine sure makes humans goblins, so they’re gonna belly dance. There’s a crip-ton of self-promotion.

Ethan ain’t doing belly dancing.

## The Unus Annus Confessional Booth

We’ve sinned, and we have to confess our sins!

Ethan posted a Discord server link to invite people to confess their sins. Literally the first confession is that they can’t properly express their love. >:(

Other people haven’t even prepared their confessions. Perfect

## DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080

Mark and Ethan has been gifted a lunchbox by Amy and they’re gonna put stuff in. They’re actually going to reopen it at the channel’s end, not, uh, 60 years later.

There’s gonna be a bunch of ants in Mark’s box because of the peanut butter, geez. Or fungi, that’s also possible. And then The Last of Us will happen, all because Mark wanted to protect his lunchbox from Ethan with peanut butter, oh no!

## Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video

Hm.

So the video is a bunch of greenscreen clips to be used for memes.

## Only Watch from 2:15 to 6:11 --- DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PARTS OF THIS VIDEO

Annus won… there was a competition in the previous two videos: which video has the most views wins.

That’s why people need to begin at 2:15, because the scene before is the Unus win segment.

## DIY Wine

Oh no, Mark.

So they’re gonna squish grapes with feet, once again filling the shots with close-ups of feet, giving feet fetishists some more material.

You assholes knew about this, you even mentioned Wikifeet.

## Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles

It’s quite rude to rip books in half, but to prove ultimate superiority they’re going to rip off a yellow phone book.

Ethan was sorta first, but Mark pulled through and managed to rip the thing in half at the end of the video. Mark sorta refused to look at a tutorial, but caved in and looked anyway.

## 2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition

Bodybuilding is all about having shiny skin, not the muscles. So they’re gonna coat each other in bronze sauce. There are some poses, some quotes, some feet shots.

It’s all okay.

## BLACK LIVES MATTER. Resources and How You Can Help in the Description

The video is 8 minutes and 46 seconds, approximately the amount of time that George Floyd was being choked by a cop and died. There are several links to donate, speak out, and learn.

Free day, I guess.

## Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs

Juxtaposition.

Mark and Ethan are going to rip open a watermelon using their body.

Ethan becomes crazy and becomes Melon Man.

## Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses

Superheroes, they exist here. These two will go do superhero positions, and they once again mention Poison Ivy as a superhero.

What’s common sense is that comic artist feign logical body proportions for the sake of sex appeal, and that there are comic fans who will defend it as an “art style” and “they’re totally good artists”. This is going to be painful for these two.

Lol they even had to combine the two to make it even work.

## Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes

Wow, people used the green/bluescreen to make memes, what a surprise.

The “Ethan kills Mark” was my favorite. (Sort of because they actually used a lot of clips that they managed to weave appropriately.)

## Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics

Ethan has problems talking, reading the most. Mark doesn’t mind the talking, so he teaches Ethan the squiggly lines.

Insanity ensues. Good job, EEF. Good thing you know about animal racism.

Personally the best video on the channel.

## Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight

Ethan now knows what letters form words and what words form into phrases, so he’s going to utilize that power to insult Mark. Mark, instead, is going to compliment Ethan.

What a roast session, both of their bodies look like they’re rejecting what their brains wants them to say.

Me too. I don’t hate these two for a second, they’re one of the nicest people I’ve seen on the platform yet, and I genuinely laugh at each of their videos. Unus Annus introduced me to Ethan, and God is he a cute bundle of chaos.

## There’s Something Horribly Wrong with This Picture…

Trevor Henderson is a nice horror artist, so they’re gonna look at them. This video was posted on June 8th, by the way.

Ethan and Mark are going to copy that legendary person by making their own photo and putting a spooky thing inside it. They did this back when they summoned a demon named, uh… Linda.

They eventually discover that hiding stuff is harder than making stuff pop out, which they are specialized in.

## Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions

IKEA gives you plans of wood and makes you build it yourself, such laziness.

Amy removed the instructions of the IKEA furniture, so they’re gonna have to build that stuff themselves without instructions.

It’s a simple chair, so the loser can jump into a rope when they fail the challenge.

Mark is surprisingly skilled at building chairs, he won the *competishiohn*.

## Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens

Mark once wanted to be voted on, so he ordered pizzas and asked his classmates that they’ll gain a slice if they vote for him. He won, clearly.

They’re gonna take an important quiz to know if they’re a good United States citizen. I’m not sure actual US citizens know these questions… ex: Ethan.

They’re deported. :(

## We Made Fanart for Each Other

Remember when Mark said he doesn’t compare people to fictional characters in his quiz about if he deserves to be in heaven or hell?

Mark has a serious problem with knowing how to draw Ethan, but strikes inspiration with that one Reddit meme comparing Ethan to Sid. Mark draws Ethan doing a backflip back at the panel, while Ethan tries to actually draw Mark.

Use references. Very important. But don't copy it one-to-one, otherwise you’ll be a comic book artist.

## Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta

Mark and Ethan look at scary stuff made by the Unus Annus subreddit.

Mark promises to explore an abandoned house.

## Recreating Childhood Photos

Humans have a tendency to recreate the past. Mark and Ethan recreate old childhood photos. Some are funny.

## Will We Break the Boards… Or Will They Break Us?

Martial arts is art. Uh.

Mark and Ethan try to break boards and it’s quite easy. Mark tries smashing one with his head and dies.

## Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet

Mark curses Ethan with disturbing images, Ethan slams right back with his own curses. The last cursed image, which Mark find the most cursed, is Tub Girl.

They then ask how we will remember this channel. I’ll remember it as a one-sided fight between a couple.

## Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views

Learning to cry is based on the moment and environment you’re in. You can’t just- say you’re gonna cry.

So they’re gonna look at several things that could make one cry.

#CryusAnnus, someone please give a tutorial on how to cry. They need it.

## Pee Sauna

I almost wrote “Pee Annus” on that header, geez.

It’s the end of the quarantine, and the first thing they’re gonna do is fulfill that promise they promised at the Beer Sauna.

Their pee is yellower than I expected. That’s a lot of bacteria, ew.

The sauna is faulty, there is no steam coming out of it, IT’S JUST PEE, LIQUID IS COMINGGGGG. Ethan runs out of the sauna tent, pee still on his soles, inside the pool. Man, that needs to be quarantined.

Mark wants to stay in longer, just to see if his body can take it.

What an end. Don’t do pee saunas.

## Building IKEA’s Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instructions is Impossible

They’re gonna try and make drawers. That… doesn’t go so well; they make drawers without the drawers.

They’re such successful entrepreneurs.

## Becoming One With the Horse

Going on all fours is difficult for humans; they’re built to walk on two. Still, some weird people like to break the rules of nature, people such as peen boy and cryplier.

It’s pretty difficult, but the dogs seem to like it. I think they’re thinking they’re trying to become dogs. Sorry, but no, they’re gonna be horses.

Mark truly becomes a horse, with Ethan riding him using the saddle Ethan bought for him. Afterwards, the reverse. Mark’s girth doesn’t allow Ethan movement.

## The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown

My creator’s birthday video!

Paper airplanes, the classic origami. They’re gonna make planes from different kinds of paper and make it fly as far as possible.

Out of context phrase: Sad they didn’t credit that Amy Rose fanart, thought they’d be the people to do that.

Mark’s plane is a paper wad named “p”. In the last round, Ethan’s plane lands in the pool. I don’t know if that’s edited or not, but if not: I am so sad there wasn’t a reaction to that. Bad idea, editor.

## Creating Mark FISHbach

And Ethish.

They’re just swimming around and having fun. Soon, Mark wants to be the best of both worlds and becomes a Mermer, the only thing human left are his nipples.

Then, Chica becomes a Merdog.

## Learning How to Lock Pick (FBI Please Don’t Watch)

I can just squeeze myself through doorlocks, but humans can’t so they’re gonna have to learn how to lockpick.

The phones inside the locked boxes start to give out their ringtone, making the entire experience even more arduous.

But it also functions as a motivator, since Mark finishes first. Ethan’s unsuccessful, though, and decides that the best way to open it is via paint gun.

## The Most Dangerous Shave

AKA, the authentic, original method of shaving. There’s a reason why things get modernized and easier.

Mark doesn’t have experience shaving someone else. Just to be safe, Ethan wants Mark to do it on his arm first, one of the places in the human body where the arteries are the closest.

Afterwards, it’s Ethan’s turn to shave Mark. Mark had a more prominent beard, so the difference is more notable. Did you know touching Mark’s neck is the only thing his body won’t take?

This whole thing is tense. As with all things Unus and Annus, don’t try this at home, do it with professionals.

The mini cardboard cutout of Will Smith can be seen. Oh and Mark dies.

## Ethan Traps Mark’s Soul in the Palm of his Hand

What title is this?

Ok so they’re dying of lead poisoning due to pencils being in their hands. On the same topic, they’re going to learn how to hand read.

So it’s not really capturing someone’s soul inside a hand.

Hand reading has many interpretations, some of them conflicting with one another, so academics call hand reading pseudoscience. That’s okay though, whatever lets us know the eventual end of existence helps.

What did they find out about each other? Ah ah ah.~ The channel wanted us to… eh never mind, I just didn’t want to describe.

## Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot For An Elegant Beast

This is the start of these weird “instructional tape”-styled videos.

Those bears they were running from during that Fitness Challenge finally get their payback.

Their payback: tying knots. There’s a lot of different types of rope ties, knots, anything that holds a rope together. They’re gonna try it out on Mark, who wants to know if his body can take it, he’s not a masochist… or into BDSM.

For some reason, some of the guidebook had to be blurred out.

Remember, a bear will attack if provoked, such as physical attacks or spaghetti touching. Knots help

## 2 Men In a Trench Coat Teach You How to Save Money at the Movies

Dunno what movie they’re watching, but it looks to be so important that Jesus Christ and Will Smith are going to watch it. But, they’re too poor; they spent all the Cloak merch on peanut butter defense systems against Ethan, so they’re gonna have to combine eachother Dragon Ball-style.

It all works out in the end.

## Building the World’s First IKEA Boat

Ethan has a tendency of being really incompetent when the cameras are on. So they actually accomplish creating a boat with spare IKEA parts off-camera.

The boat’s called USS Engineer Boy Jr.

It sinks almost immediately, and Mark dies sorta.

## Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim

Mark was too poor to afford swimming, so Ethan’s gonna lend his ultimate knowledge so Mark knows how to float a bit.

Ethan’s transference goes a bit wrong. His swimming’s all kinds of wrong.

This is the end of the “instructional tape”-styled videos.

## 10 Miracle Products to Give YOU the Thiccest Jaw on Planet Earth

The human face is the first impression, so Mark’s gonna help Ethan’s face with becoming stronger, specifically the jaw.

Several products are introduced hat supposedly help strengthen the jaw and make it thick, strong, and powerful.

Wow, so powerful.

## 2 Dirt Boys Wash Their Filthy Mouths Out With Soap

These people curse a whole lot, so they’re gonna make up for… *decades* of cursing with getting soap in their mouth.

Ethan comes to the conclusion that soap belongs in the ass.

## Mark is Guilty. Ethan Has the Proof

10 minutes until food arrives, they’re gonna have to do this quick! Ethan/Detective Dick brings out fingerprint material.

Yep, they’re gonna try to do fingerprint detective work.

I don’t know what the heck that crime was. Some book fair? Something was stolen? But it was Chica who did it in the end.

## Recreating Mark’s Childhood

One of Mark’s childhood memories was “The Brick” where his father warmed up a brick with his butt so it’s warm enough to cook. Another memory of his was the fact he didn’t have enough nutrition to develop memories until puberty. They then ate actual raw egg yolk. Ew.

Another memory is, uh, “mud pretzels”.

Mark really was just a non-sentient mass of skin tissue when he was poor.

## We Put an Apple Watch in a Rock Tumbler

A rock tumbler is a thing that makes rocks shiny and round. Mark’s gonna use an Apple Watch since he’s too lazy to go outside and bring a rock. True first class problems.

Well, it certainly turned into a rock.

## Dummy THICC for Dummies | A Tale of 2 Butts | Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond

Great alternate titles. There are even more in the video descriptions.

So they’re gonna try and improve their butt level. First of all, they’re gonna use butt legging, then some butt stimulants, then underwear lifters, then weird plastic planes.

Good job with your further asscepades.

## Reverse Engineering a Kite to Steal the Idea of Electricity From Benjamin Franklin

Mark calls “why do tides exist” as one of the greatest mysteries, forgetting that he explained it from his own mouth in an earlier video.

Mark then calls Sisyphus the person who gained the knowledge of fire from the gods… He’s the guy cursed to roll a rock up a mountain because he kept cheating death. Fitting for the channel. Ha.

Okay, on to the main video… They’re gonna make a kite that’s very cool and awesome and will reach Mars.

It doesn’t even reach chest level when out on the field.

## The Candy Bra Challenge

They’re gonna wear a bra/thong made out of strings of candy. After wearing it, they have to eat it. However, reality approaches when it’s quite difficult moving your head to reach the chest and crotch.

The muffled microphone sounds add to the hilarity.

## Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes

Bodhi is Evan’s new dog, and Mark and Ethan pet it, cuddle it, tell dog stories.

I agree, it’s cute. Free day, I guess.

## Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing

I didn’t ask for it, but they say the contrary.

First they’re gonna have to assemble the pole itself, which required much precision, asking questions, and strength.

Mark’s performance was all the things you’d expect from a pole dance. Ethan’s performance is controlled chaos.

## This Is Hiding On Your Body RIGHT NOW.

Bacteria. That’s what humans have.

Remember those science kits where you place a thing in a disk, then wait a few days later to see the mold things? Well, Mark placed his tongue in those things, which I think is toxic.

Well, other than tongue, they do other parts of the body: hand, feet, balls. Mark’s ball bacteria is apparently too disgusting to fully showcase.

## Tasting Weird Food Combos: Pickles and Chocolate? Ice Cream and Soy Sauce?

I believe humans are starting to eat pineapple on pizza just to spite others. Yeah, they’re eating Hawaiian pizza and other odd combinations.

Pickle with chocolate sauce, pasta with ketchup, almonds with gum, weiner with marshmallow, ice cream with soy sauce, toothpaste with orange juice

Some of them look like change for the sake of change. Others have some cultural significance.

## The Unus Annus Space Program

Baking soda and soda go hand in hand like gunpowder does to fire: they both explode.

With the help of Korean engineering, they are going to build a rocket ship that will reach space. One bottle actually went successful with it going up in the air. Sure, not rocket-level, but it’s good to see.

## The Egg Smashing Game

An egg is under a transparent backet, you have to slap the basket in a fast rhythm, but one person can take away the basket, causing the other person to possibly smash the egg. So who smashes the egg loses.

It’s scary, but oddly therapeutic to watch.

## Can You Bake a Cookie from Cookie Dough Ice Cream?

My favorite is stracciatella ice cream, Mark’s is butter pecan, and Ethan’s chocolate chip.

So none of us has cookie dough as favorite, but they once saw a Reddit post that tried using cookie dough ice cream as… actual cookie dough, and tried using it to make cookies.

They spend a lot of time making spitshots of cookie cough inside the bucket. Then they put egg yellow inside the bucket, then they pour it out and it’s really disgusting. I don’t like it. They like it, but it’s still nasty.

Throughout the channel, Ethan looks inconsistent appearance-wise. It’s not just hair, nails, etc… It’s his jawline, his nose, eyes… It all changes over the course of the channel and it’s sorta disturbing.

## Bleachus Annus

Don’t play with bleach, it’s toxic, burns, and turns you into Jeff the Killer.

They’re gonna bleach Unus Annus and Cloak merch. So they’re virtually doing laundry as a video, but without the water.

The end results look pretty sick.

## Dunking Oreos In Literally Anything But Milk

Such as orange juice, chicken broth, (5 month old) spoiled ranch, soy sauce, JackSepticEye coffee, and more.

Some were good and some were bad.

## Preparing a 5-Star Meal for Our Youtube Famous Dogs

They’re gonna make a dish for their cute dogs. It involves salmon and stuff. A running gag with the video is that they keep touching their backs at each other whenever a step in the ingredient is completed.

The dogs enjoyed it, by the way.

## DIY Teeth

Them teeth are crooked and weird, so they’re going to buy real teeth and paste it on plastic gum.

It’s pretty messed up. Afterwards, they glue teeth on dog toys, hands, the small cardboard cutout of Will Smith, Ethan’s eyelids, Mark’s hand.

## How to Escape from a Hostage Situation

What if you were kidnapped with 3 layers of duct tape? Ethan and Mark are going to figure out how to escape in that sort of kidnapping.

They manage to escape via the legs pretty quickly, Mark on both limbs pretty quickly. Well that was quick, so they’re going to use zip ties. Done with that, they’re gonna use the fact they are duct tapes from the back.

Mark finally manages to rip through his pants, freeing him from the social norms. He escapes his own house.

## Does This Magnetic Skincare Routine Really Work?

Magnetic face mask healthcare

It reminds me of those blackhead peel-off masks. Well, for this instance, it’s all magnetic.

Poor editor had to edit out all the times Mark lost in rock-paper-scissors so he could get a nice paycheck. Relatable.

## DIY Bed of Nails : OH GOD, PLEASE DON’T EVER TRY THIS

These are professional idiots.

Ethan jumps on the bed of nails and dies.

## The Human Mop

Objects are overrated, so they’re gonna replace the broom with a human: Mark.

It doesn’t really go so well. It’s a sentient roomba but with even less intelligence.

## Can Sound Therapy Heal All Wounds?

Another alternative medicine, apparently so obscure that there isn’t a Wikipedia article about it.

So back in Mark’s poor life, his father screamed frequencies so the little Mark skin tissue was instantly fixed.

So with sound vibrations, they’re going to fix Mark’s broken back back to the back before the back becomes the back it is.

Ethan’s going to use the Forbidden Note: the H Note. Mark gets Ninja exorcised out of him.

## This Is The Most Dangerous Children’s Toy Ever Made

B’loonies are plastic paste you can blow to be balloons. Now, bubbles explode, and b’loonies are made from chemicals.

They made a “b’loony animal” competition. Ethan made a little chicken, Mark made an “Mmm”. Ethan loses, and has to burn his b’loony animal. They both burn it in the end, and Mark almost dies.

## Would Chica Save Us From Drowning

Is Chica a viable rescue dog? Well, with enough prodding, yes.

Amy figures out that Chica doesn’t have an understanding of the concept of death

Mark sinks himself to the bottom with a metal block to have Chica save him, but she just up and walks away, leaving Mark to drown to the death.

## We Do It Better Than Icarus Ever Could

Icarus made wings out of wax, flew too close to the sun, and fell dying since the wax melted off. Now, logically, the wings would’ve frozen and shattered because it’s colder up in the atmosphere.

These two people are going to recreate the magic of that completely true story. Mark focuses on aerodynamics, Ethan focuses on himself and becomes Eef: Lord of Flight.

They each attach one wing, hold eachother by the arms, and fly off into space. They reach the sun, meeting, uh, Icarus I guess. And the video ends.

## The Beginning of The End

Desert. Annus walking, Unus stumbling. Annus tries to drink corn water. They think about life, and their willingness to continue further. They strip naked.

## The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest

We’re still in the desert, and these 5 foot people are going to play basketball. There are several rounds of the dunk contest, such as regular dunking, backwards dunking, throw dunking, spin dunking.

Mark thinks dribbling on sand is a good idea.

## Ultimate Horseshoes

They’re gonna do a horseshoe. They also brought the dogs, who clearly look happy being here. Chica escapes the premises, though.

## A Serious Conversation Under the Stars

The Bortle Scale, it’s very dark. They’re also in the desert, and going to look at the stars via telescope. This is Ethan’s first time actually seeing the Milky Way in person.

There’s someone I know who can’t really look at the stars due to the pollution up in the air, they then went on vacation and finally saw a starry sky.

Ethan discusses the possibility of alien life again and the exploration of space in the future.

Current reality friggin sucks.

## Recharging Our Phones Using Only Brute Strength

Wow, having 10 terabytes of Markiplier pictures sure kills your phone, and all of electricity has been eaten by Chica. Oh no. So they’re going to use manual crank power boxes.

The first one to turn on their phone wins, and the loser has to charge to 100%. They gonna crank dat. Watching the video at 2 speed is the ultimate spin experience.

Ethan wins. I think Mark’s phone wasn’t even plugged in, using a power drill doesn’t even work.

## 5 Products to Grow Your Patchy Beard

Ethan induced a great nail style that can be described as “unfinished”.

On the other hand, they’re going to increase the greatness that is Ethan’s beard. One half is drawn while the other is sprayed on. It’s a pre-school Two-Face.

Mark also gained a v-shaped chest hair.

That was nasty, time to do leg hair.

## Mark Teaches Ethan How to Play the Trumpet

Cool Phineas & Ferb intro. Also, cool call-out to those archive channels.

To help heal from that mental pain with the band, Mark is going to teach Ethan not to repeat his history. Ethan is on medication at the moment, but you can’t see that. His ultimate ADD cells have overpowered rational thinking.

Mark grows increasingly worried about Ethan’s brain.

## Playing Cards: The World’s Deadliest Weapon

So they get a blank slate and draw several points and prizes: hitting the pizza drawing gets everyone pizza, and hitting the cool S gives you shoarma.

Other than that, they’re going to throw cards because they’re pretty sharp in some cases. One of the cards they’re using? Those dumb grammar cards back when Ethan couldn’t pronounce the letter “a”.

After checking out a tutorial, they start to actually hit the board.

## We Lubed Our Floor for a Sliding Competition

It’s the opposite of those “Farthest Jump” Olympic competition. By that, I mean they don’t jump, and it’s a smooth surface instead of something rough like sand.

The “sliding place”, 4 feet away, has stairs.

Ethan tries pulling out his socks… did you know human feet are sticky? Lubing your socks also don’t work. They finally do what the title promised and lube the floor. For emotional support, the Husband Pillow is taped on Mark.

Mark reaches the record with 12’4’’.

## Breaking Glass With Our Screams

Mark is known for screaming, so let’s see if he has the vibrations enough to shatter. Ethan? I dunno, never watched his content.

Just, this video reminds me of that whole thing.

These poor neighbors. Ethan managed to make some great high notes, though. Very painful.

## This is Goodbye

Just 100 videos left. Today’s November 9th as of this writing. I watch, like, 40 videos per day. I believe I can do this.

Free day, I guess.

## Mark and Ethan Share a Drink

Mark’s gonna make Ethan drink pure potassium: Apple Cider Vinegar. Apparently it can cause organ failure. Then again, a lot of things can cause organ failure and cancer according to scientists, such as meat.

They’re supposed to only drink one shot of apple cider vinegar, but they’re gonna try and drink the entire bottle. A screamphony of acid ensues, Mark also turns into a monster and proclaims that oranges are the natural predators of apples.

Yeah I think they took some years off their lifespan. Shoutouts to Ethanflips.

## The Wubble

Can Giant Wubble Bubble Ball compete with B’loonies as being the worst children’s toy? These two adults are going to find out!

Mark has a very smart idea of turning off all the lights to turn on the electric air pump, but Ethan has a smarter idea.

When done inflating it, the two keep trying to throw the Giant Wubble Bubble Ball on eachother, keep punching it, keep smashing their faces in, like true children. When done playing, they’re planning on destroying it.

It’s also the reveal of Mark’s Bed Knife, and it’s pretty huge and effective.

## Mark and Ethan Shave Chica

It’s hot, businesses are closed, and Chica could die of a heatstroke. Ethan and Mark, in their own heroic efforts, are going to save shave Chica and be an airy dog. Ethan first calls out his mother and the saving shaving begins.

Actually, I haven’t seen a clip of Chica barking. She’s the ultimate peaceful dog.

They finish and Chica’s clean, limber, timber, slimmer.

## DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

Holding a knife is an acquired skill. Being cut is also an acquired skill. So let’s try negating some of these skills by wearing a cut-free glove.

Oh god, they’re going to play the Knife Game. Well, they do it on carrots and hotdogs first.

Remember, there’s a difference between “cut” and “stab”. Now that they've showcased they're capable with knives, they try a gun.

## Judging Your Terrible Unus Annus Ideas

Conclusion: Social media is very 50/50 regarding coming up with good ideas, and the majority of them are just about their penises.

## Hydro Dipping A Baby

A lot of things are going to get a cool pattern. First, Ethan gets himself stuck in a bush.

A ton of things get a cool pattern. A plastic skull, a helmet, the dildo mixer, the small cardboard cutout of Will Smith. That’s hot.

Eventually, the baby arrives, and it’s creepy.

## Popping Popcorn with a High-Powered Laser

A fan idea, fully realized.

Nothing works, except for the hair dryer. So… yeah, microwaves work.

## Puberty Simulator

Ethan is a baby boy, so let’s give him puberty.

Acne, sudden boners, shiny skin, armpit hair, hair in general… Mark has to keep inflating Ethan’s bulge to maintain the fantasy.

Ethan then gets his period.

## Grip Strength Test: Loser Becomes the Winner’s Butler for a Day

They have to squeeze a lot. Endurance.

Ethan wins, and wow what a journey they endured to get there.

## Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense

Momiplier is presented with several scenarios acted out by Ethan and Mark, she’s going to logically explain how these scenarios should be played out.

A ton of these scenarios are answered with “accept your death”.

## Transforming Mark into the 8th Wonder of the World

Mount Rushmore, the Wall of China, Disneyland Paris. All of them, constructions. Also, some of them are the Wonder of the World. Mark wants to be nice, so Ethan’s going to help him achieve this goal.

He actually made El Dorado, funnily enough.

## Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness

Red rover, hide-and-seek, passing balls, tag, nut ball.

Ethan’s actually trying echolocation, then making funny sounds in the darkness. Mark retaliates with a swift ball throw.

## We’re Better Than Dogs

Dogs are overrated, so they’re trying out thick dog chew toys to prove superiority. They’re actually going to chew dog toys in half.

None of it really works, so they’re gonna try a knife with teeth on it.

## The Koala Challenge: TikTok’s Intimate Couple’s Trend

The Koala Challenge is when two fit humans climb eachother. It’s, uh, something.

Remember, this is what happens when you backflip in front of your biggest idol.

## 1 Gallon of Jello Nearly Broke Us

The 1 Gallon Jello Challenge is when you eat 1 gallon of jello. Most of these challenges are about eating; funny.

Not even 5% done, Ethan almost throws up due to the inconsistency of jello. Well, that’s one other food-based weakness.

## Too Many Pickles

Spencer in tow, Mark tries to distract a driver with ADHD while they’re both eating pickles.

Mark provides constant comically large pictures of animals while giving facts about them.

## Pitching a Tent in the Woods But There’s a Bear 15 Feet Away

Yo, Camp Unus Annus arc.

It’s very polite for the bear to record his pov. Anyway, Mark has himself blindfolded while Ethan has very loud music on.

The bear arrives and kills the duo.

## How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree

I doubt there’ll be a scenario like that in camp.

So a Fuzzy Wubble Cat is stuck on a tree and these two cunts have to save it. Wow, they’ve finally gotten character development.

Ethan is stuck on a tree now, help him.

## A Bear Attacked Us in the Middle of the Night

Bears are apparently the most vicious hunters of every forest, so Mark and Ethan will help you through a help against bears.

Bears can also get guns and shoot at the tent. If that happens, you need to roll the tent away with you inside.

## How to Safely Bury Your Friend

Burying your friends needs to be both save and fun, so these masochists are going to explain the explainable.

The Digging Grave song is pretty catchy. So anyway, Ethan is buried.

## Team Building for 2: Trust Fall, Tug-of-War, and More!

A lot of camp-related activities happen between the two. Lots of friendship, happiness, and fun occurs.

## How to Start a Fire (except don’t…)

The ancient fireplace has been found, and so they’re gonna try and make a fire.

When starting a fire, remember their BAGKFPS: Be Aware, Get Kindling, Find Perfect Stick. (Pronounced: Bag-kuf-pis)

Creating fire is pretty difficult, so they’re going to sacrifice Ethan just for a fire. Unus watches from outside.

## Mark’s Outdoor Escape Room

With the things learned from Mark, Ethan is left to fend for himself as he’s in a spooky environment.

Mark, while trying to be spooky, often loses his deep tone whenever Ethan does something stupid. Still, he attempts to rhyme with every hint.

Ethan gets attacked by Caveman Mark. I really liked this video, probably one of my favorites of the channel.

## Hunting HeeHoo

Apparently this was a premiere.

This video is in the style of a documentary. Ethan is interviewed about Caveman Mark, well, “Heehoo”, and his degeneration. The narrator of this video is Dave Pettitt

They’re now going to track down Mark. They’re successful, tranquilize him, and rehabilitate him into regular society as Ethan grabs the naked Mark on his shoulders. God, I hope they didn’t keep recording him naked. Okay, this is the video that broke me.

Ethan would win the National Hot Dog Eating Competition, win, go to the Norbert Moses Memorial Hospital, meet Michelle Obama (who’s also hospitalized for something related to hot-dogs), marry her, teach the world the dangers of processed food, break up with Michelle, in the process leaving behind her 47 foster raccoons, founded a business about mystery meat and mayo with Benjamin Ketchup, have that business evolve into a global empire, experienced The Great Bovine Befuddle of 2020 which messed up all farm animal on Earth, got ripped to pieces by Mark by his own kneecaps.

Uh.

## Was 2020 a Bad Year for Unus Annus

Some serious discussion about the channel, what it is, if they’ll miss it, the effort they put in it.

It’s calm.

## Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

Stone massage is alternative medicine where humans put hot rocks on their backs.

The guy from Hybrid Wellness appeared for a split second. Mark’s mom also appears who immediately makes everything hilarious with beginning to talk about going to Korea with Ethan and Amy, ending with hooking Ethan up with a Korean girl.

## We Smell Every Smell

They’re gonna smell everything with the power of scents, then put it inside some aroma lamp.

They die.

## How Many Slaps Does It Take to Cook a Chicken?

Mark is going on the roof and slapping the raw chicken thrown by Ethan. They then try lasering the raw chicken. Mark then does absolute velocity, Ethan disturbed while Chica looks on in happy awe. The actual chicken in the oven is finished and it looks too white to look enjoyable to eat.

They fed the raw chicken to the dogs after filming the video. They had healthy poops according to the editor.

## 2 Boys 2 Poops

Mark and Ethan mailed their poop to Viome and it’s been analyzed by professionals to know its information.

Why do they keep filming themselves naked? Imagine platonically showing your genitals to your editors over and over, and they just accept it.

So the results come out, and they’re pretty bad.

## Mark Teaches Ethan how to March in a Marching Band

Mark attempts to recollect his experiences in a marching band, but the trauma from back then refuses his mind to think further.

Ethan actually learns.

## We Finally Drank Our DIY Wine

Mark’s wine is disgusting, but he wants to drink it. To give you an image, the “wine” looks more like chocolate milk.

They finally decide on drinking it, but with the water filter. Mark’s wine, as expected, is physically repulsive.

## 2 Adults Take a 4th Grade Math Test

Eh don’t worry, everyone can be be stupider than someone younger than them. Artists, for example.

So Ethan is matched up with math, nervously muttering to himself at every equation.

## Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything But Normal Flavors

Shaved ice, mmmmmm.

Different flavors, nnnnnnnnno.

They’re trying JackSepticEye coffee, boysenberry syrup, ketchup, and some more odd sauces, spices, and weirdses.

Ethan found olive oil shaved ice the best. Ethan starts monologuing for a long time, causing Mark to call the hospital.

## We Attempt Pottery Without Amy’s Help

Harry Pottery.

Mark makes an ashtray with a hole in it while giving a story about a teacher that’s… sorta horrible.

Ethan, tries to make a small cup but Mark scares him just- for no reason whatsoever.

## Can Plants Feel Pain?

Can plants have depression? Let’s threaten it over and over to see if it will react. Welcome to a real life version of cyberbullying.

Don’t worry, though. The plant’s probably enjoying it, not because it's a masochist or something, it just wants to see if it can handle it.

## How Far Can We Chuck a 16lbs Rock?

They’re a chuckster!

So the title tells you what the video’s about. It’s that paper airplane, slide challenge, but it’s a processed rock.

Ethan tries making out with Benjamin Ketchup, but violently breaks his neck. Mark accidentally kills Amy with a rock.

## We Pierced Each Other’s Ears

Cutting yourself is not good, so let them do this act.

Mark and Ethan get some stylish diamond ears. Mark gets stabbed and die.

This somehow angered a person.

## We Ate Dog Treats So You Don’t Have To

It’s not disgusting, but not good either. That sort of applies to every other dog food they’re trying

It’s adorable that Chica learned to not eat off the table and was just sitting there.

## We Accidentally Made an SCP While Amy Was Away

Amy is gone, so they’re gonna make a replacement Amy.

Using the props from the previous Unus Annus videos, they’re going to create a monster that just so happens to be called Amy. It can screech.

## BEYBLADE NUTBALL

Beyblade, beyblade, let it rip!

SCP-AMY is still hanging out across the video, often giving advice on how Beyblades are supposed to work.

Mark wins Beyblade Nutball.

## Making the Ultimate Unus Annus Burger

Travis Scott burger dumb, so they’re going to make their own burger time.

According to them, it’s a really good burger. McDonalds, promote them.

## Making Soda With Literally Anything But Soda

You know, things like mayo, milk, coffee. It’s not good looking

## Pee Soda

Well, there wasn’t any pee shaved ice, so they broke the pattern with that.

Again, they don’t like the taste. This is all Evan’s fault.

## Learning to Use The Force

Uncle Milton’s Star Wars Science will help you use the force for whatever reason.

With the power of thinking really hard, they manage to levitate a ball. After using the force, SCP-AMY turns alive and hunts after Mark and Ethan.

The actual Amy then returns.

## Brick Soccer

Football. They’re going to play soccer using a brick, because they’re epic.

Ethan tries kneeing a brick. Ethan whines about not getting any Otter Pops from Mark, like he’s Ethan’s adopted father or something. Ethan whines about missing his father. This is pure… is he still on medication?

So Mark headbuts a brick and dies.

## We Attempt to Make Holy Water

Mark didn’t zip up his sweater that Ethan pulled down in the previous video. Imagine playing soccer with a brick, then heading inside to try and make Holy Water.

So they’re gonna use a WikiHow article to make the magic brew. Ethan’s gonna grab a book upstairs, going on all fours. The book? It’s… nothing, it’s an empty book that’s as long as their chests and as thick as their heads. Mark doesn’t even know where the book came from.

They finish the holy Unus Annus water, it’s pink.

## Amy Sent Us a Mystery Box

Amy sent the two on a mystery tour to some grocery story to find a box. They open the box and it’s a Banana Surprise box., so Ethan’s going out to buy some bananas.

Mark, alone in his car, talks to himself about air holes.

Done, they’re off to try the, uh, thing. Apparently, it can inject stuff inside the banana. So they’re trying tuna, clampers, tomato sauce, mango… nah.

## Mark Knows What Ethan Did…

Mark is a bit obsessed with losing that grip challenge.

That’s a lot of the same paper printed out, but it works for that scary effectiveness against Ethan.

## This Video Will Never Make Sense

It’s a behind-the-scenes look inside how they make Unus Annus videos. There’s apparently a room filled with random props that they can use for videos. They also managed to break a crossbow and chainsaw at the same day.

After melting a bunch of crayons, Mark jumps into the pool via the roof.

## We Attempt to Make UNHOLY Water

Piercing and inking your skin is considered a sin, so they’re gonna make unholy water just so they can get a higher seat in the darkest pits of hell.

They actually use snot, chant “Unus Annus”, churn the drink with a dildo…

Yep, totally unholy.

## We Will Churn Thy Butter

Churning, a classic method of smashing.

With the help of store milk, they’re going to make butter. I know they actually did this back in the day, but I’m surprised it actually worked.

## Ethan Teaches Mark Gymnastics

I once saw a comment that wanted this, now it’s actually happening.

Ethan’s gonna teach Mark how he introduced himself to Mark.

Ethan actually provides a good stepladder of increasing movements, culminating in a backflip. He dies, though.

## The Great Ice Cream Cake Race

Ethan’s birthday time, time for another competition. They each get a nice cake and have to eat it all up. The loser, uh…

Ethan walks the plank.

## Mark Teaches Ethan to Wrestle

Mark’s mumbling reveals this was recorded after the cake video.

Ok, so the title explains everything. Sometimes, Bodhi appears. Well, that was a good wrestle. Mark then heads in our direction.

## Ethan Watches as Mark Achieves the Impossible

There’s a mystery drink in a pitch black closed metal Starbucks bottle with straw. He’s gonna try and open the lip, since it’s very much stuck.

With pure muscle, Mark managed to complete it.

Ugh, Starbucks.

## Consuming the World’s Hottest Chip

The One Chip Challenge. Made by Paqui, there is just one chip, and it’s apparently the hottest chip manufactured. You can see it via the fact that the chip’s black.

So they eat the chip, and they’re going craaaazy. By that, I mean they’re drinking up milk and spitting it back out.

They completed it, though.

## This Video Went Completely Out of Control

It’s the iFetch, a ball tosser, but they’re putting eggs on it. Afterwards, they’re just going to play egg toss. The loser dies.

Ethan loses, and so Mark fastly walks over to him. Ethan picks up a brick to defend himself, but quickly loses it because he didn’t want to hurt Mark. Now we’ll never know if his body can take it.

Now it’s stone toss sans stonetoss

## The 1000 High Five Challenge

It’s exactly what you think it is. They try many different ways of high fives, including spinning, flicking, regular.

Their hands are glowing red. Pure pink.

## Mark Breaks His Nose On An Aerial Hoop

Whyyyy did you decide to wear jeans???

Vixen DeVille returns, and she’s going to learn these two gymnastics on aerial hoops.

One tricky trick can have you freestyle your exit, so Mark breaks his nose. Very stylish!

## Mark and Ethan Milk a Goat

They’re going to a magical farm to know about goats and its milking process. Afterwards, they feed the pigs.

Go to Gilchrist Farm to milk the goats yourself.

## Shooting Archery ON A HORSE

They’re gonna horseback and archery, still on the same farm. That’s amazing. Then they’re going to do it both at the same time. Even more amazing. These horses, Nitro and Dixie, they’re riding on are also cute, no wonder caucasian women like them.

This activity is pretty exciting, it reminds me of the past. Good times, if you ignore its society.

Today’s September 9th, and I’ve watched 72 Unus Annus videos today. This is what it means to go further beyond.

## DIY Minesweeper

Via metal detector, and Markiplier placing down metal thingies, Ethan’s gonna have to mark all the mines in 5 minutes.

Sometimes, Mark just fakes himself out. Ethan missed 3 bombs, so he had to be hit with a dodgeball 3 times.

The roles are reversed, and Mark keeps trying to get Ethan to hit his nose. Mark misses 2 times, and they just play dodgeball at the end of the video.

## Literally Finding a Needle in a Haystack

The haystack was foreshadowed in the previous video; there was a haystack.

Did you know that haystacks are sharp and not soft. If the winners gets their own appropriately colored pin, they get The Great Pumpkin. Mark wins.

Ethan gives up finding his own pin, so Mark goes and finds his pin. Chica and the dogs go and play with the haypile at the end.

## Drawing on Each Other’s Backs in Total Darkness

Ethan, there’s a pipe in Mark’s closet because it’s a clothes racket. It’s for hanging hangers.

So Ethan’s gonna draw on Mark’s back, and the feeling of Mark’s back allows him to recreate the artpiece on another page. Then the reverse happens.

Some of the things they draw are just purely odd, and they’re not even artists so the whole thing goes south-west.

## This is For FUN and NOT a Fetish

A vacuum bed is used for BSDM: you’re encased in latex and the air is sucked out, encasing the person and restricting their movement. Instead of a bed, it’s a bag, which I’ve also seen clips of treating it as more of a “challenge

Ethan’s becoming a masochist. Thanks, Mark.

## Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming

Mark is going to swim in his pool at night while being touched by Ethan, the Gongoozler.

Mark did it.

## The Painful World of Aerial Silks.

With thedancingfire.com, they’re going to play with silks instead of hoops. Hopefully, cloth can’t break Mark’s nose.

There’s a lot of stretching, and some sadness from Ethan’s side as he laments his lack of flexing. Don’t worry, though, there’s a lot of cheering up, compliments, and other such. Still, he shouldn’t have worn shorts when dealing with cloth that’s scratching at you.

Ethan ends the video punching at Mark’s nose.

## We Bought Every Grinch Costume on Ebay

Helloooooooooooooooooo…

With the long fingers, Ethan, inside the Grinch costume, wants to finger Mark.

Personally, the third costume was the best one of the bunch. The last costume Ethan wears is actually a Poison Ivy skinsuit with a Santa jacket painted on it.

## Pumpkin Taste Tier List

Ever tasted pumpkin raw? Well they’re going to eat it. There’re many different types of pumpkins, and they’re going to taste the ones they brought.

Eating pumpkins causes stomach cramps, vomiting, and diarrhea. Well, it’s an unintentional masochism.

## Learn to Jump Higher in 16 Minutes and 16 Seconds

Wanna guess how long the video is?

5 feet bois wanna be 6 feet, even if for only a millisecond. One of their attempts at reaching the sky barrier is doing the Mario Triple Jump. Another attempt is trying to make it casual.

Chica also tries to jump, and is doing a good job. Ethan vibrates, and is done.

## Bobbing For Literally Anything But Apples

Lemons, onions, pizza slices. That’s friggin disgusting.

Ethan’s forced to eat Krusty Pizza, like, first thing when bobbing.

That was a nasty video. Oegh.

## This Video is Completely Unedited

Mark’s even got a soundboard that plays the background music. They also just write words for emphasis, use translucent colored paper for emotive emphasis, a toy microphone for when they wanna up their voice, and plastic stuff when they wanna morph their faces for the funny.

Okay, the main point of the video is that they’re going to wax their nose hair. It doesn’t dry enough, and there’s still wax in their noses. Everyone panics, Emy turns her cam to a monitor showing the countdown.

Nice

## Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea

Stories of ghosts, demons, ghosts that keep trying to seduce.

Some real spooky tales, though the fact Momiplier just looked at the devil and said he’s “not her type” was one big square-up move.

## Pumpkin Spice “Challenge”

They’re treating it like the whole of October is Halloween, as everyone *should*.

So the Pumpkin Spice Challenge, it’s the Cinnamon Challenge but it’s Pumpkin Spice. It’s what you expect from eating a hardly-digestible powder, but apparently it’s worse than Cinnamon according to Mark.

## Mark and Ethan Build a Scarecrow

During the haystack needle video, one of them wanted to build a scarecrow. So nowww, they’re going to do that.

Building a scarecrow came from the fact that birds want to eat farmers crops, and that’s not epic in the slightest… so I dunno what Mark was thinking when he said when talking about philosophy regarding the origin of scarecrows.

They finish making the scarecrow, they name it Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk.

## Pressure Washing Our Sins Away

Ethan bought a pressure washer using the Unus Annus merch money. Makes sense, a large majority of the merch costs, like, more than $50.

It’s satisfying looking at them cleaning the sins of the past: egg on the table.

Afterwards they wash another sin: Mark. His, uh, entire being. Yeah. That’s washed.

## We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR)

On the Duchess, a boat, Mark is going to swim in a good blue blanket.

The heavy breathing from Mark after swimming was just tense. Well, good thing he’s brave enough to conquer his fear.

## Fighting Fish to the Death in the Deep Blue Sea

They actually get mackerels and rock fish. Ethan throws an already-dead fish back in the ocean and they’re forced to watch as it drifts away in the ocean, but the seagulls arrive to eat it up.

In total, they received 19 mackerels.

## Cryptid Olympics

Creepypasta, they’re feared, they’re observed, they’re sexualized. Mark and Ethan already achieved that last part, so it’s time to actually be scary.

Going on all fours, catching prey… it’s all scary.

The “stalking portion” of the Cryptid Olympics is basically Fun with Plushtrap and it’s practically very scary.

## Phasmophobia in Real Life

Ghost hunting, they’ve done that before. Now, it’s time to do it alone. Legally.

According to the description, it’s the most haunted house in Los Angeles. They’re going to use a necklace to communicate with ghosts, some metal bars, EMF detectors.

Some post-production sounds, the typical graffiti done by teenagers who only know these drawings via movies, and a pipework that looks like the form of a cross. It’s one big confirmation bias, sorry to be so cynical.

The end of the videos is just, uh. Okay, ghosts taking the form of each other arrive to kill the other and they die I guess.

I dislike post-production sounds.

## Edward Pumpkin Hands

They’re going to carve pumpkins using sharp tools they’ve taped to their hands. They’re also filming inside the haunted house and just put funky lighting on it. amazing.

They’re commenting on some Youtuber who was angry about the piercing video and that it’s got dangerous influence on other people… did he even hear the Disclaimer Song, or the fact they warned the audience? What’s even worse is that, in that guy’s video, that he maliciously edits the original video as if they’re encouraging the audience of copying them.

Unus Annus isn’t deleted yet as of this writing, but it will be, and one of the only surviving versions of the piercing video is the maliciously edited one by Edward Piercingface. The fact he was sentenced to 3 years probation and deleted Ethan’s apology in his comment section checks out. Ha.

Imagine a professional chef looking at the “Cooking with Sex Toys” video and getting legitimately angry about it for 13 minutes.

Mark’s pumpkin actually ended up well, Ethan tried making the Unus Annus hourglass but it’s- uh. Yes.

But oh no, there’s no Disclaimer Song in the video, guess I’ll have to tape knives to my hands now.

## Blood Bath

They couldn’t use the bathtub in the haunted house (no functional piping), so they’re using the classic bathtub room they used many times in the past.

They’re not gonna use actual blood, don’t worry. There’ll be a close recreation using food products, though.

Chocolate syrup is used, which Mark first takes a gulp out of. It feels weird tasting a piece of something before using it as an art piece. Yeah, I’m calling this art. Blood bath’s nice.

Blood is thick, metallic, and easy to cover in. Mark and Ethan cover themselves with chocolate syrup, coating their eyelids. Eye Scream.

## The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest

They’re gonna use a crime scene as a fun costume contest, yay! Mark wears a hair tie at the beginning, which is scarier than the scene itself.

The “scary” category: Mark wears Reese’s peanut butter and Ethan is DanTDM.

“Sexy” is the second category, Mark’s a finger and Ethan’s the fly on Mike Pence. Oh please.

“Sad”. Mark is Frieza and Ethan’s a frog. Mark explains Frieza’s backstory, but Ethan wins because he can’t pet a dog due to stucky hands.

“Cursed” is the next category. Mark is Ethan from the future. Ethan’s… Cogworth, because he’s cursed in that form.

Oh no, “offensive” is this one. Mark is a caveman to offend creationists, and Ethan is Unus annus, offensive to mothers who don’t like sex toy cooking supplies.

“Funny” is this one. Mark’s a clown, and Ethan’s Freddy Fazbear because Mark’s let’s play is funny.

And lastly, “Cute” is this one. Mark’s Kuzco, and Ethan’s got a sexy skeleton costume. “Sexy” in that, I mean, there’s a literal boner. Why… isn’t that worn in the “sexy” category? Who won? Who knows.

## Ethan Turns Mark into a Werewolf

Chica is a fur machine, so let’s abuse that by giving Mark a fursuit. A full moon isn’t approaching, so maybe Mark’s the Twilight version of a werewolf, you know, where they transform at will.

I bet the furry community will love it. Sadly, though, they lost all the original Chica fur, so they’re using regular fur stuff.

AwoooOWOoooga, Mark’s a werewolf now, and internally suffering. Time to wash it off with the hydro pump.

## Ethan Kidnapped Mark

It’s time for Mark to be in an Escape Room. He has prepared himself, making Mark remember the previous videos. Ethan actually goes all out with this by having him revert to triangle-hair Markiplier via hair gel, glasses, checkered.

Ethan attempts the same thing Mark did: rhyme. However, Ethan’s defining character trait is speaking nothing.

The basement holds the cardboard cutouts from the dating video. I agree with Mark, that’s a really scary sight. So Mark figures out the answer, which is “Ethan is Mark’s equal”. This utterance results in Ethan approaching Mark.

These horror videos are the funniest of all of them, alongside the therapy videos.

## The Truth of Unus Annus

Happy Halloween.

This takes place after the previous video. Everyone’s prepared to head out, and Ethan’s washing his face. Soon, his walkie-talkie turns on, and Unus and Annus speak to them, proclaiming the end. Mark and Ethan try to get more time. Logical; the larger part of 2020 was absolute crap. Sadly, Unus and Annus disagree and time resumes running out.

The casket is revealed, Mark and Ethan open it. They close it, Unus and Unnus.

Oddly enough, Mark and Ethan’s Twitter accounts have been changed so that they’re their own characters. Outside their accounts, Twitter users try to make #StopTheClock trending.

## Accepting the Truth

2020 has not been good in a broad sense. Regarding Unus Annus, though… yea, been good.

Mark and Ethan announce the live stream that will happen at the end of the channel’s lifespan, seeing it deleted live. November 13th, 12pm Pacific time. Looking over, I have the time. Poor people in Singapore and Beijing though, they have to watch at 4 AM

According to lore hunters, the video contained the message “pushreset”, which caused people on Twitter try to make #PushReset trending.

## The Unus Annus Last Supper

Mark proclaims they’re gonna die, so they’re having the channel’s last supper. It’s also called a “last meal” for prisoners before they’re executed.

The first meal is thick eggnog with cricket flour. They enjoy it completely. Blood Bath Soup is next, they also enjoy it. Their tongues have been mangled.

Phonics Pasta’s next, then onion in under a timelimit. Bug sausage under cricket oil. Yes, Amy somehow managed to put bugs inside a sausage.

Dessert time, a sour banana surprise with apple cider vinegar! The “surprise” is edible slime.

The mignardise, in this context meaning a “dessert dessert”, is an assortment of flavors; edible candle, flavored condoms, anal-ese, oral anasthetic… just a lot of sex products

Done, they’re eating month-old ice cream cake. Some of the colors have muted and gone dark.

## Being Brutally Honest with Each Other

Pure raw honesty, and I love that.

> Anyone can do what we did. Regardless of what we just said, you may not have done as well, but literally anyone can do what we just did for this year. All it took was a commitment to make things. Anyone can make things. --
> You don’t have to be like me every day where you just non-stop churning out one thing after another, but there’s an opportunity to express yourself and people don’t take it, and that’s so sad to me. There’s so much potential.
> If I never got the success I did on YouTube, I would still be making or trying to make the exact same things I’m trying to make right now, because it’s the creation that I love. I love people seeing the final product, I love the emotion of it.
> It may seem sadistic, but when we delete [Unus Annus], I can’t wait to see how people feel. I don’t want them to feel sad, but a year-long build-up for one moment is just… it’s beautiful. --
> If any other creator they're out there feels like they’re stuck in a rut, learn to let go. That’s the other big part of Unus Annus: if you feel like you’re trapped, you never are stuck in doing what you’re doing. If at any point you’re a let’s player and you decide that you want to be something else, fucking go for it. There’s no reason that you should feel locked into creating things you don’t want to make. -- So just take the leap, and if it’s good or even if it’s bad, at least you’ll make yourself happy.
> -Mark Fishbach
>
>

## Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video

November 5th, it’s sorta too late to watch every video at regular time at the moment.

Highlight: Mark wants Siri to call them daddy, but Siri can’t find Mark’s dad.

## All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened

Go check out TvTropes’ page for it, since I don’t wanna list some of them.

## Who’s Cutting Onions In Here???

Mark and Ethan cut onions while lamenting their experiences regarding death, possible future deaths, and the love they share with their dogs.

They then blame eachother. They must be wearing different kinds of the same suits; that onion smell’s probably going to stay.

They didn’t do the Dance of Italy, so Ethan does the Dance of Clowns. Mark proclaims that anyone doing the Dance of Italy after the channel’s lifespan will be executed by death. Well, can’t really hurt us if you’re dead, right?

## The 1st Annual Unus Annus Roast

Roasting time, but they defend themselves. The posts’re on Twitter though (with one Tumblr post), so that gives you an idea.

## God’s Fitness Test

They couldn’t come up with more videos about the ending of the channel, so just a regular fitness video.

AndreKim\_ and AlexTima are joining these youngsters. There’s a countdown, and they had to pick the alarm for it. They picked “By the Seaside”, seeing as all the other alarms give Ethan nervous flashbacks. Same, but By the Seaside also gives me flashbacks.

Ethan threatens Mark with sending a bear to destroy him. Luckily, Mark retorts with the fact that he does indeed have Bear Defenses that managed to kill 2 raccoons. This is what the actual Unus Annus lore is.

## Saying Goodbye to All Our Guests

Almost every special guest in the past will be called to say goodbye to.

RogueEcho, the VRChat user, isn’t counted. ;;-;;

## Everything’s Legal If You’re Dead

Mark and Ethan are apparently stealing sex toys, and trying to plug a butt plug on the car’s ceiling. This is almost a copy of the “Cooking Sex Toys” video, but with more toys and they try to break laws as legally as they can.

They constantly call Mark’s lawyer, who keeps getting messed with into thinking that his client’s actually gonna die. Over the course of the video, they keep calling him, such as if they could give life insurance to their dogs and commit tax fraud, all the while repeating that they’re going to die.

Oh my God, that poor lawyer!

## 7 Minutes in Heaven | 7 Minutes in Hell

It’s a mash-up of all the previous alternative medicines. Well, the ones Mark can do without hurting Ethan. It all begins very relaxed, then Mark just makes everything have an underlying sense of dread.

It’s Mark’s turn, and there’s constant rock music as onion water, wieners in his mouth, and other non-relaxing stuff.

Remember, if you want a feeling of what hell is: society.

## The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover

Mark doesn’t know what sleepovers are, he was too poor to afford sleep. Ethan, in the meantime, is going to teach Ethan on how to do a proper sleepover. During the entire video, Mark is acting uninterested.

One important event is Nerf, afterwards is some good ol’ cooking popcorn. In a pan.

Friendship bracelets are next, and whooo-ee they’re nice! Sort of mitigated by how Mark eats Taki’s: sucking all the flavors and dropping a dry husk on the floor.

Some truth or dare happens, Mark ruining the mood. Ethan then prepares some alcohol, as they toast each other the death of Unus Annus.

They actually go to sleep and discuss the livestream of Unus Anus, they decide on the name…

## Goodbye.

Thank realgoodtouring.com for making the stream possible.

### Pre-stream

Yeah I’ll divide this into sections probably.

This is written about a quarter before the stream begins. I’ve readied myself, I’ve a big bowl’o hippo gummy candy, the YouTube chat’s saying #StopTheClock. Yidda, yadda, yadda.

Either the story-related stuff happens at the beginning, or the end. There’s… honestly no telling what will happen. Personally, the channel ‘’will’’ be deleted. It’s one giant build-up, and if they actually follow the fans this whole wait’s been for nothing, both emotionally and financially.

There’s no multiple-choice ending, it’s all linear. One editor had the fun idea of toying with the audience and now there’s this whole she-bang where Ethan and Mark also try and goof around with the possibility that “hm, let’s get the audience to engage with the story via hiding clues. What’re these clues for? Oh, you can piece them together, I guess. Dunno where it all sticks.”

7 minutes left. Oh boy. A personal gripe is the Unus Annus website’s favicon. It’s purely white, so it’s pretty “uwagh” for default light mode users.

4 minutes left. Everyone in the chat’s using cry emojis, the “#StopTheClock” messages are being quickly washed out by other messages.

1 minute left. Uh, yeah, time to watch the thing, I guess. I was listening to the Kingdom Hearts soundtrack. Good music tbh.

### Stream

They’re sitting on a good set, the casket’s pretty visible with some 2 baskets of flowers on it that spell out “U” and “A”, there’s an electric spiral spinning, an old CRTV’s playing out the countdown.

There’s certainly a script hanging here, but it’s a pretty loose script. Ethan’s talking normally so you know there was some rehearsal. Some goofs with the music and they’re-a off!

They promise to look at previous videos and reminisce about them, some guest appearances, credits. It’s gonna celebrate what made Unus Annus, well, Unus Annus.

A video is shown from how they started the channel, first starting with the channel name. Like everyone, they made fun of “Unus Anus”. There were some earlier names, such as “Unus Singular”, “365”, or just simply the title in English.

They then made an idea of what the channel was, where they said the channel originally was a simple shitpost channel. I think a remnant of it exists in the first video. Ha ha ha. Speaking of the first video, they comment on the reaction the channel had when the sex toy video came out.

They look at the actual first video of the channel and reminisce.

### Hour 1

A look at some memes, they also look at what some stream transitions can look like and it’s pretty wild.

A comment about the casket, they promise that the casket will be opened if 1 million likes are achieved. There was an immediate 10K like boost.

They start watching the Escape Room video, one of their favorites. Sooooo relatable

### Hour 2

Mark leaves for a few moments, being attacked by bears off-screen. They then look at a compilation of Diceroll’s editing throughout the video.

Diceroll appears, and showcases his own song that’s about the inevitable end of the channel. At the end is a frame-quick compilation of multiple fans counting down the end of the song itself. The Unus Annus lore Discord server had an announcement about participating in the song itself.

Nerdfiction’s editing is shown, and there’s a lot of good moments. They talk with him, he gives some clothing thoughts, closing thoughts, lore-related thoughts, and they continue!

### Hour 3

Rachel’s editing is shown. She admits she’d do this whole editing thing again. Pretty ‘olesome. They’re gonna take a break from looking at the editing film reels, they’re smiling too much at them and it’s beginning to hurt.

They try to fool the audience into thinking the clock stopped, but it didn’t, it’s contuing. Muah ha ha. Yes. They look at further memes on twitter dot com. They then promise a “nothing” next year on Unus Annus, because there will be nothing.

Speaking of nothing, your channel will be that if you reupload their videos. They’ve lawyers, and those reupload channels probably don’t. They warn. Theyyyy waaaarrrrnnnnnn.

Okay they’re gonna watch the old man video and there’s some Chica appreciation.

### Hour 4

They now talk about Evan, the supposed “hidden” member of Unus Annus. They praise him, he appears, speaks little, and leaves. What a gracious man. They then talk about Amy’s overpoweredness, look at more memes, and speak about eboy Mark.

They look back on the Pepper Spray video, and talk about their experiences and others getting affected with pepper spray.

Lixian’s edits are seen, but there’s a rant about James Charles between the video. During the video, Mark stops the video to give Amy a gift he wanted to gift a long time ago (donating toys to children): the Bug Watch!

There was also a scrapped video concept where they fix up the van, give it a cool paint job, bring it to the desert, and explode it using dynamite.

### Hour 5

God, looking back, that massage video was hilarious.

They finally reconfigure the flower basket on the casket so there’s a point in it existing: to show the initials Unus Annus.

They look at cryptid fanart. Sad music plays ad they reminisce again about the channel dying, but it returns to the hokey dokey music as they continue looking at cryptid fanart.

Mark becomes a pee pee poo poo head by criticizing a fanart. (he’s right tho) Watching fanart ends, and they talk about being a YouTuber, what YouTube is.

They now look at the guard dog video.

### Hour 6

Finishing that video, they look at the reptile video, look at one clip in that abandoned websites video that’s that Demon Purge thing (Amy’s favorite clip from Quarantanus), and now they’re looking at the Pink Trombone.

Now they’re discussing the origin of the caffeine video and how the answers were so straightforward. Because it’s so bland, they’re offing it early; deleted. They’re saying it’s the first Unus Annus video to go, but there were earlier ones due to third-party stuff.

Mark then asks us if each video deserves to live forever and gives the video some mercy; it will die alongside the rest, not an early bird.

They subscribe to each respective channel using the Unus Annus YouTube account. They then look at fanart of their dogs. They amped up the “amount of likes to open the casket” goal to 5 million suddenly.

Mark’s gonna tell us a secret, but that’s just to distract us for technical reasons and continue looking at fanart, but of themselves this time.

They say we will be the only people left to experience this whole thing. They start the trend #WeWereHere: leave a time stamp of when you you were first here. Of course, I started October 31st: The Truth of Unus Annus. My creator, meanwhile, has been around since the very beginning.

The faults of immortality is discussed.

### Hour 7

They look at the Pee Sauna video. Ethan proclaims that the pee videos are why they stand out amongst the lot.

They call out the entire fanbase for making the do Pee Sauna videos and then complaining about it. I think they’re joking about it being the same people. Keeping the same persona for, uh, 8 hours tends to create that blurred line.

DJ Blackarach makes a surprise appearance in the form of a gift: champagne with gold leaves and a purple creamy cake with decorative pearls on it.

They look at more memes, one meme makes them go back to the casket video. They correct themselves back with the goal of opening the casket to being 1 million.

A speech ensues with a dumbly hilarious stream transition that goes either too slow, too fast, or goes in ‘’reverse.’’

With more memes, they put on a jazzy tube to promote their merch, and talk about the Real Sensory Deprivation thumbnail and how ridiculous it is.

The hole fix video is revisited and it was just a laugh fest. The Beginning of The End is also looked at.

### Hour 8

Watching Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness, another reminiscing about fun times. Too Many Pickles is watched and the acted-out dynamic is discussed. Did you know Amy had to retrieve all those huge printed papers from Staples?

More talk about reaching the like goal occurs, it’s like they want to open the casket more than the fans themselves. So they’re gonna set things up while replaying Diceroll’s edit highlight reel.

They look at more fanart, talk about the future again, and they now head on over to the next hour.

### Hour 9

Whee, 3 hours left, this one included. I am severely weakening by the hour. My phone’s also draining more power than it can charge. Prolly the fault of the size of this document. Gosh, I’m a ramble mouth, it’s why I was picked to recap this thing.

More fanart look-ats be done happening, and they’re showcasing some behind-the-scenes of them drilling a hole in the wall. You know, using the drill with a dildo attached to it.

#TattusAnus is shown on the screen, so a funny thing’s gonna happen: Ethan be getting an Unus Annus tattoo: it's the countdown at 00:00:00:00. Pretty timeless. It also comes from an official tattoo artist; it’s not pee.

Small talk with the artist is given, who doesn’t know about Unus Annus. So, awkward silence as Ethan’s being tatted with the toos. Go follow the artist over at @DanielleSkyeee on Instagram, she’s got some dang good tattoo art.

#TattusAnnus posts are showcased. Now they’re gonna showcase an eulogy created by Alex, Mark’s trainer. It feels weird using a graveyard as a set, but I’ll ignore that. The trainer tries to make a coherent sentence using the titles of Unus Annus videos.

The tattoo is finished, and it’s got pretty clean lines yeh!

900k likes, they’re not satisfied. The return of the wacky stream transition occurs. Done with a more faster version of the speech, they get a surprise guest: Stevie, the person behind the UnusAnnus.com merch store.

There’s a dog behind Stevie’s webcam playing with some toy. Appreciation is thrown at Stevie, and he-a bye.

### Hour 10

They look at Hunting HeeHoo and have yet another burst of fun and memories. Apparently, Amy wrote the ending words. They make a mental note of posting something at the 1-hour-left mark.

They say the videos after Camp Unus Annus were all bangers. Sorta agree, they were all so stupid and funny.

Ethan’s Escape Room video is shown. Done, Mark received a spiffy top hat to wear. They watch the video after it: The Truth of Unus Annus.

Behind the scenes, Amy was angry at Ethan’s outburst scene because it was 2 AM and the walls are a bit janky due to it being under construction.

Ethan and Amy are given boxes and inside it are Unus Annus pocket watches. Good guy Mark.

### Hour 11

Geez. #MementoMori begins, and the sad piano music with a speech about the inevitability of death happens.

Slowly, all other sources of Unus Annus are deleted. They begin first with their Instagram. Then Tumblr (they never really did stuff with it).

Mark gets the feeling that this is all rushed, and thanks Ethan for joining him.

Shockingly, the 1 million like mark has been reached and so they fulfill their promise. It’s pretty clean; both sides of the lid are painted well, and the fabric inside of it is also halved with black and white.

Each one of the two go inside the casket, while the other gives their speech about the person inside the casket. Done with that spiel, they’re off to destroy their Twitter!

They offer Amy to lie in the coffin. Imagine, from her perspective, seeing your boyfriend open up your own coffin.

It’s really easy deleting the Unus Annus social media’s, they didn’t post much on those sites. ‘Twas all the YouTube channel and some creativity.

Just half an hour left. The subreddit is gone now too. They now just look back on the video list. Mark admits to Amy that ‘’HE’’ punched a hole in the wall. Gasp

They rewatch The Barrel song. We’ve now a quarter way left. They first think of watching the very first video, but that is abandoned as they just wanna talk.

10 minutes now, and they talk about their best moments in Unus Annus. Phooey.

5 minutes. Ethan thanks everyone for accompanying them.

3 minutes. Amy comes for the final moments.

1 minute. They promise to delete it both together. Well, in spirit.

With the last few ticks left, Mark, Ethan, and Amy stare at the camera. We all know what will happen.

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## Final words

Expressing yourself on the internet is difficult. Not just because of how wide in scope the place is, but also because of the current stigma that’s plaguing social media.

Ironic detachment, the act of treating all conversations as a joke, have started popping up and becoming rather famous in a lot of discussions. This mostly comes due to people not wanting to be in a serious debate and potentially losing, thus using that psychological defense mechanism.

Like something you’re passionate about? Gee, you’re blind. Give criticism to something which lasts over an hour? Gee, you’re angry. Showcase your emotions when the eventual emotional dam breaks? Gee, you’re pretentious.

It’s this way of thinking that has put media into this cycle of rehashing the same stuff over and over because people are afraid of trying something new. Hey, what happened before was pretty successful, why not try it again and again?

Unus Annus was trying to do something different: Upload every day and delete everything after a year. The theme of the channel, along with the high production value, has really put it above the rest.

But oh no, the channel’s theme is that we’ll all eventually die, and such deep themes are pretentious for some reason. Never mind then. (No really, I saw a Twitter post that said that.)

I’m not claiming that I don’t make fun of deep themes. If you’ve read the text above, you’ll know that there are times I’m making fun of the channel being serious after a goofy moment. Just know that, overall, I thought Unus Annus was brilliant.

The amount of outcry that a pretty large portion of fans gave to “stopping the clock” really showcased how attached they were to the channel. Still, the channel fulfilled its promise, and a lot of people will remember it for years to come.

Memento mori, sure, but a legacy stands forever.

Omne Aeternum, #WeWereHere.

## Memento Mori

Uh, during the 1 year anniversary of Unus Annus, Mark and Ethan uploaded their respective anniversary videos. I never had any thoughts about this channel after a short few months, but now that he uploaded that... things are flooding back.

Mark says that nothing he did this year could compare to Unus Annus and promises to be there next year, and the year after, and beyond. He probably wants to remember how it feels again, he's not a masochist.

Ethan, meanwhile, goes all no-dialogue dramatic violin and piano on us in his anniversary video with a ton of editing. It's like they died a day ago, geez broski. Also, I almost didn't recognize him; it's the long hair that did it to me. Then he got the voice and wow yeah that's EEF. He's talking about him accepting that Unus Annus is and will be the best thing he's ever made.

I wonder which one of the two has the coffin in storage...

## Reference

1. ↑ https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/fuckboy/