Wiki Objects 1 - Yet Another Introduction

**Wiki Objects 1: Yet Another Introduction**

## Cold Open

*A regular day in the BFDI Wiki...*

**Goplu:** So, you've been reading any good fanfics lately?

**Cloudy176:** Not particularly, but I've seen some good Gacha Life late-

*Green Marker suddenly bursts through door.*

**Green Marker:** GUYS! PEOPLE ARE VANDALIZING THE WIKI!

**Goplu:** Shut up.

**Cloudy176:** Yeah shut up.

**Green Marker:** But-

**Goplu and Cloudy176:** Shut up.

*Green Marker's eye twitches. Suddenly, he snaps.*

**Green Marker:** Screw this, I quit.

**Cloudy176:** Quit what?

**Green Marker:** Being admin.

**Goplu:** You can't do that-

**Green Marker:** I can and I will.

*Marsium comes though the door.*

**Marsium:** What's going on?

**Green Marker:** I quit.

**Marsium:** Really? You were always the responsible kind. But I guess-

**Green Marker:** Oh, maybe I shouldn't-

**Marsium:** No, it'll be better for you. But we'll need a replacement.

**Cloudy176:** Like who?

**Marsium:** I know! Maybe we can do one of those funny things, like a reality gameshow, like a battle for admin!

*Green Marker begins to have Vietnam Flashbacks.*

**Marsium:** Are you okay?

**Green Marker:** I'm fine. Just had some flashbacks.

**Marsium:** So, we're finding some recruits?

**Green Marker:** Yeah.

**Cloudy176:** Let's go!

*Green Marker, Marsium, and CLoudy176 run off to find some particpants, leaving Goplu to his lonesome.*

**Goplu:** I'M LONELY.

## Arrival

*Suddenly, on a podium...*

**Green Marker:** Hello, to the 24 of you who applied for admin! Today, one of you, ALL OF YOU, will recieve the chance to get it! yeah

**Gum:** AND IT'S GONNA BE ME!

**Marsium:** Weren't you banned?

**Green Marker:** Just let them compete, it's not like their gonna win.

**Marsium:** Ok.

**Green Marker:** ANYWAYS, you all want admin, and isntead of settling it through calm measures and accurate predictions, we're gonna have an object show decide who'll be promoted next!

**Everyone:** Yay!

**Drilly:** Whatever.

**Green Marker:** I don't really have the time to do all the time in the world to introduce all 24 of you, so just tell the people a bit about youself!

## Say Hello!

**Badgey:** I'm Badgey, but you should know that, considering how great I am-

**Bald Yoyledora:** Dadadadadadada (My name is Bald Yoyledora and my main interests involve the career history of Cary Huang.)

**Beach Ball:** Hey guys it's me Beach Ball from TBC, except tired...again...

**Cherry Soda:** My name is Cherry Soda, and I'm a big fan of sadistic gore! No, I'm not kidding.

**Drilly:** I'm Drilly, but uh, you better like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Épée:** I'm Épée, but I just hope to have a dashing good time competing!

**Emerald:** I'm Emerald, and I'm the superior gem here! Just wait for it.

**Error Sign:** I'mmmmmmm-[bzzt]-ERror SIgn.

**Food Hygeine Rating:** Tea is good, but honestly just,- WAIT! I'm FHR, I just want to be one of the normal people here hones-

**Galaxy Ribbon:** I'm Galaxy Ribbon, I hope to make friends here!

**Gluey:** I'm Gluey, and I need Improv Club because...BECAUSE...uh.

**Gum:** I don't even know why I came back, nobody likes me after I did all that stuff again. I'm Gum.

**Hissy:** I'm Hissy, but unlike my early idea of the show counterpart, I'm really helpful and stuff!

**Homeless Man's Sign:** I'm, hungry.

**MCS:** I'm MCS, [sniff] and I hope to not cry as much as I did before.

**Neon Grassy:** I'm Neon Grassy, the greatest contestant! I can fly and have powers! I should be worshipped! obviously

**Sapphire:** I'm the other gem, Sapphire. I'm more levelheaded, but very opinionated.

**Scorbunnin:** I'm Scorbunnin! I'm more chill than normal, and Sapphire's nice!

**Tear Gas:** I'm Tear Gas, the greatest contestant! I make exposing videos on other contestants!

**Toxic Bomb:** My name is Toxic Bomb, I'm good at art! (but not that good at making friends)

**Trash Can:** I shouldn't have been banned, I'm Trash Can!

**Uranus:** No, I'm not an ass. I'm Uranus. Very mature and things.

**Wrapped Butter:** I'm the second to last last contestant, my name is Wrapped Butter. Don't expect anything crazy from me, I just want to try for something I can achieve.

**Yoyle Book:** I like saws.