Will Ryan's Preschool for Adults Story/Transcript

Written by Princess Joey

I was siting on the back of a White bus waiting to get to their. Who am I you may ask? My name is Jason Jones I am a 21 year old man who went to Will Ryan’s Preschool for Adult’s. How did I get their well I lived alone in a bad neighborhood in the city, the city isn’t big but it isn’t small. You can see people begging on the streets sometimes and you can often see abandoned buildings that look like no one lived in them for years. I lived in this town my whole life and I have no desire to move. I work a drive through for 12 hours a day just to make ends need. Heck I don’t even have enough money left over for things. I have a 5 year old I phone that barley works and a old couch I found out on the drive way of someone’s house. I don’t even have a Tv, since the area is such a bad place not many company’s want to make there headquarters there. I haven’t had much for years. One thing I didn’t have was choclate and I needed a chocolate bar. One day I was walking in my neighbor hood and I saw a store with a chocolate bar,I had no money on me and I just cant past down chocolate so I went into a store and grabbed one and ran. The police chased me down for 7 blocks until one of them tazed me. I was brought upon a judge and he said,’’ Jason Jones you have committed a terrible crime. You stole a chocolate bar that cost $3.89. Now you can have a life sentence in jail or you can have the other option.’’ I was curious on the other option because I wanted to get out of a life sentence. What could it be? I thought, community service, a fine, going to Camp Green Lake to dig holes for the rest of my life. What was it. I then asked the Judge and said,’’ What is the other option?’’ The Judge then spoke with a big smile on his face. He then said,’’ Or you can go to Will Ryan’s Preschool for Adults’’ I was confused, Will Ryans Preschool for College Adult’s? Something just didn’t add up. I then asked him if he was joking. He then started laughing hysterically on the ground and threw up before getting up and saying,’’ Do I seem like I am joking.’’ I didn’t know how to respond.  He then said,’’ No I wasn’t joking I just like to put on a show for people and make them think I’m joking, so you wanna go.’’ I then thought about it for a second. What is better prison or a place that sounds like it is from a SNL skit.  I then decided to choose the Will Ryan Preschool place thing. How bad could it be. I then told the Judge,’’ I’ll take the Will Ryan Preschool thing.’’ The Judge then said,’’Excellent.’’ I then was immedently taken out of the court room. They then handcuffed my hands, fingers, toes, legs and took me into a White Bus. I boarded the White Bus and they took me in the back of it, I waited anxiously thinking about what was going to happen next. Just Then the man siting next to me said,’’Pssssss, do you know where we are going.’’ I then said,’’ No, I don’t.’’ He then said,’’ We are going to some school or something, I don’t know much I just want to avoid going to jail, anyway hi my name is Todd Green.’’ I then replied with,’’ Hi my name is Jason Jones, what are you here for.’’ He then said to me,’’ For stealing 2 candy bars from the store, I never knew it was such a big crime.’’ I then said,’’ Hey im here for stealing 1 candy bar from the store, wow what a coincidence.’’ Just then someone stepped on the bus. It looked like voice actor Daws Butler. But it couldn’t be. He died in 1988, I remember seeing it on the news and I have a good memory. Just then Daws Butler said,’’ Ok everyone quite down, I don’t want to hear a peep on this trip or see any peeps candy.’’ Everyone became quiet and then the bus took off. I don’t remember much after that. It felt weird, it felt like I was going someone but no where at the same time. I then arrived at a big building, the building looked like a mansion but it was surrounded by trees. We then were let off and were uncuffed, we were then tattooed a number on our hands and mine was 4130985. The person who tattooed me looked up to me and said,’’ Welcome 4130985.’’ That was weird. Everyone then walked in after getting there hands tattooed. We were then brought in a room where Daws Butler spoke to us he said,’’ Welcome to Will Ryans Preschool for Adults.’’ I chucked a little at just hearing him say this. Daws Butler then said,’’ Here we have a couple of rules, Rule number 1 nap time is at 12:00-1:00 every day, Rule number 2 everyone needs to learn how to share there toys, Rule number 3 don’t wander the halls when it isn’t free time, Rule number 4 you must never ever never ever never ever never ever never never ever say anything bad about Will Ryan and Finally Rule number 5 don’t go out of your cell after 7:00 pm. Everyone understand!’’ Everyone then shook there head in understandment. Daws Butler then said,’’tomorrow before nap time Will Ryan will greet you all.’’ This was weirder than my life normally is, I sat there and wondered what was going to happen. Then men in black suits and sunglasses all guided us out of there and down a dark hallway with many rooms. I then was lead to mine and was locked in it. Inside was a toilet, a sink, a bed, a box full of toys and a button that saids ‘’Call for help.’’ This was weird and I didn’t process this all, I just decided to go to sleep and deal with all of this tomorrow. I then laid down on my bed and drifted off into a deep slumber. The next morning I was awoke by a siren, the siren said,’’ Everyone must wake up, Everyone must wake up.’’ The cell doors then opened up and everyone walked out. We were then taken to a room filled with all sorts of toys made by Fisher Price, Little Tikes, Hasbro, Playschool, Lego and Mattel. One of the men in black suits then said,’’ Go on, play.’’ Everyone hesitated before he said in a angrier tone,’’ I said Go on Play!’’ everyone then picked up a toy and started playing with it. I was hesitate, I grabed a fisher price school bus toy thingy and started moving it back and forth. This was weird and to be honest I would rather be in jail. After 30 minutes of doing this we all were stoped and were brought into a big room that looked like a theater you would go see a concert or a play at. We were all brought in. We were all talking about this weird place and what would happen next. There was a balcony at the top, then a man walked out of it. The man spoke,’’ Hello everyone my name is Will Ryan, now I know what you are all thinking why are you here? Well you are here because you commited a crime and need to be redeemed at the Will Ryan Preschool for Adults we offer a safe non judgmental environment for all criminal to redeem you, if you all listen show kindness and are pure at heart, you will earn your freedom. Now its time for nap time go and sleep.’’ He then exited and everyone was talking, we all exited, as we were all walking down the hallways I saw Todd. I then walked up to him and said,’’ This is a weird place isn’t it.’’ He then said,’’ Yeah it is Jason, lets just put up with it and in no time we will earn our freedom.’’ I then said,’’ I hope.’’ We then walked to a room full of cots. They were the cheap blue ones you would expect to see in preschool. We all laid down on them, one by one. The thing felt super uncomfortable and old, it hurt my back just laying down on it. Then all the lights just shut off. Complete darkness, no light at all. I then laid down and tried to sleep, I didn’t expect to sleep since I woke up just a hour ago, somehow I fell asleep. I dreamed about being alone walking the hallways of that place trying to find my way out but every door just lead to another hall way with more doors that lead to hallways to explore. I then was awoken by a alarm that said,’’Free time, Free time.’’ Everyone was groggy and got up. During free time we could explore the school. I walked down the hallway to find Arnold Spielberg (Steven Spielberg’s dad) who was staring at a wall talking to it like it was a real person. As I walked down the hallway things got weirder I saw John Sebastian, Steve Boone and Joe Butler from the Lovin Spoonful who acted like they were playing intruments but had no instruments in there hands. I then saw Bobby Kimball, Steve Lukather and David Paich from TOTO, they were all jumping up and down non stop. As I walked down the hall everything started to disappear and things started getting dark. I couldn’t see anyone in sight until someone called out a simple,’’ Hey.’’ I then turned my body and saw a man looking out from a door. He looked mid 30’s he had blond hair and wore glasses that had one of the lenses cracked. Hey then looked up to me and said,’’ Hey are you new here.’’ I then said confused, ’’Yes.’’ He then said,’’ you think that this is a weird place.’’ I then said,’’ Yes but it is better than jail, soon I will get my freedom.’’ He then looked, tears were in his eyes like he was about to cry. He then said,’’ You  have no idea, you will never be freed.’’ I then said,’’ What?’’ Confused. I then went up to him where he explained. ‘’When you come here you will never go back and spend eternity in here, my best advice is don’t trust anyone, not even the other prisioners.’’ I then said what, who are you?’’ The alarm then went off and said,,’’ The 20 minutes are over, the 20 minutes are over.’’ He then said to me,’’ I have to go, I will see you soon and remember don’t trust anyone not even the other prisoners.’’ I then walked back and saw all the weird sights I saw before. The day I went by and I kept hearing that in my head echoing.’’ don’t trust anyone not even the other prisoners, don’t trust anyone not even the other prisoners, don’t trust anyone not even the other prisoners.’’ Even as I went off to sleep the words kept echoing in my head, I just couldn’t get them out. I awoke the next morning by the same siren I was awoken by the previous day. I couldn’t get those words out of my head. Should I trust that guy? I thought, I did not know him. I had doubts on whether to trust that guy or not, but a feeling deep inside me said that I should trust him and he was trustworthy. As I was thinking during playtime Todd came up to me and said,’’ Hello Jason. How are you doing on this fine day.’’ I then was shaken out of my deep thoughts. I didn’t know if I could trust Todd. Todd was my friend. Should I trust him. Then as I was thinking Todd said to me,’’ Hello, are you ok Jason?’’ I then answered with,’’ Yes, my day is going good.’’ Trying my best not to sound scarred or worried. Todd then said,’’ Jason this is very easy. This isn’t even jail, this is weird though.’’ I then said to Todd,’’ Yeah this is weird, I hope we get out soon.’’ Todd then said,’’ Just relax, we only have to spend like a month here and were free this isn’t even punishment.’’ I then said,’’ Yeah.’’ Just as we were talking the siren then went off for nap time, we went in the room for nap time and I feel asleep on my cot. That night I dreamed Will Ryan was chasing me but no matter what door I went into I couldn’t find a exit. I then was awoke by the free time alarm. I was a nervous wreck, I needed to see that man again. I then walked down the hall and saw Jim Donna and The Castaways preforming bad music with macaroni. I saw Jim Bakker and Peter Popoff taking each others money and putting it back. I then saw Bob Barker, Dick Van Dyke, Jimmy Carter and Rosalynn Carter doing backfilps on the celling. I then heard a voice calling the simple,’’ Hey’’ again. I turned around to find that man with glasses again standing by the door. This time he was out of it more and I could examine him closer. He was wearing a tan suit and a black tie, he was wearing pants that looked at least 90 years old and black shoes. I then looked up and met his glance. He then said to me,’’ Hello, Jason.’’ I then asked,’’ How do you know my name and who are you?’’ he then looked at me seriously and said,’’ First tell me who that man was with the band in the hallway and tell me about him.’’ I then said,’’ His name is Jim Donna.’’ The man then said to me,’’ And what did he do?’’ I then said by heart,’’ He founded a Minnesota rock band called the Castaways, they had one hit in 1965 called ‘’Liar, Liar’’ they couldn’t get any hits anymore so now there is only one original member left, Jim Donna.’’ He then said to me something that made me question reality and the world as a whole, he said,’’ Did you know who that was before you came here?’’ I then thought about it and I did not know who that was at all. I then said,’’ No, I didn’t, what how?’’ He then looked at me and said,’’ That is how this place works, once your in it, it gives you knowledge on every celebrity ever to live and on almost every subject ever.’’ My mind was racing with questions, what was this place. I then said to him,’’ What is this place.’’ He then said,’’ This place isn’t Heaven nor the underworld , but something inbetween, now I have a question for you, do you remember being driven to the court.’’ I then thought about it for a minute. I remember going to the jail cell and falling asleep but not going to court. I then said unsure of what was happening,’’ No, No I don’t.’’ He then said,’’ You think you will get out of this place in 2 weeks and be free.’’ I then said,’’ yes actually.’’ He then looked at me, dead serious and said the most bone chilling words I have ever heard in my entire life, he said,’’Once you get here, your stuck here forever, and there is no turning back, never, ever.’’ I then froze and my blood went cold. The siren than rang that Free time was up. The man then said,’’ I have to go now. I will see you tomorrow Jason.’’ I then walked back thinking about what I heard. Than another siren rang for a meeting, everyone then rushed to the room where we saw Will Ryan the day before. I was walking slower than them all, still trying to process what I just heard. When I got to the room I saw every voice actor imaginable in it Frank Welker, Greg Burson, Daws Butler, Dee Bradly Baker, Mel Blanc, Noel Blanc. Just name them and the voice actor was there.

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