Episode 19 - Captain Beakmen And J.P's Wedding Fiasco & Mia, Pip And Freddy Vs The Pizza Delivery

(Theme Song)

Mia: We're the babies... Animals buddies... Each one is different... And we're so cuddly! Tots in trouble, can't delay! To the rescue, Save the Day! Mia Kitten's here to help you!

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, She's our hero!

Mia: Hold my paw, let's find adventure!

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, Friends Forever!

Mia and Baby Animals: Open up your arms from baby hugs! (Giggles)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten 2"

(Episode started with a picture showing everyone arguing including the Tot Babies about a wedding)

Mia: (Reading Title Off-Screen) "Mia Kitten - Captain Beakman and J.P's Wedding Fiasco"

(We begin with Mia and Lucky playing with their toys)

Mia: Mr. Muffins! (Hugs it and giggles)

Lucky: Mr. Muffins! (Giggles with Mia)

Captain Beakman And J.P: (Off Screen) Lucky Beakman! Mia Beakman!

Lucky: Uh oh, Mia quick! I better act cute!

Mia: You're right! Hurry! (Lucky does so as Captain Beakman and J.P came in Mia and her mom's home)

J.P: Today is the day, Lucky and Mia!!

Captain Beakman Lucky.. Your father is getting married and Mia, I'm marring, J.P! And Mr. Woodbird's GONNA DO THE HOSTING!

Mia and Lucky: (Both gasps) You mean...we're sharing a room together?

J.P: No! No! Lucky is sleeping with me and Captain Beakman in her room!

Captain Beakman: Yes and you Mia are still having your own room!

J.P: we better get to the wedding now and I also picked out heart shaped rings for us! And Mia! your in charge of the rings again! And Lucky is still the flower pup! and also Mia your mommy asked your best friend Chloe to come and she's invited!! (Then we cut in a scene with Captain Beakman, J.P, Lucky and Mia)

Mr Woodbird: If anyone is exposed to this wedding speak now or forever! (And everyone started arguing) Well..That's Awkward

Auntie Cora: CADANCE! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS ON ME! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE!

Captain Beakman: Cora?

Auntie Cora: Really Cadance! Don't do this is it Lucky did he became mischievous in the first place?

Lucky: Oh sure! Blame me!

Mia: What's mischievous Pip?

Pip: It's called "Mischievous" It means Lucky could be a little naughty

(Then the Beakmans Captain Beakman, Mia Beakman, Lucky Beakman and J.P Beakman staired)

Captain Beakman's Teacher: CAPTAIN BEAKMAN YOU'VE BEEN AWFUL MARRIED SINCE THEN REMINDED YOU ABOUT THE BAD STUFF J.P DID IN SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS LITTLE!?!?!?!?!?

Mia: ALRIGHT WHO INVITED MY MOMMY'S TEACHER HERE? CHLOE COW!

Chloe: Oops...Sorry Mia..I thought she didn't like her!

Mia: NO! YOU INVITED HER HERE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH HER!!

Captain Beakman's Teacher: CAPTAIN BEAKMAN OR SHOULD I SAY CAYDENCE BEAKMEN LEAVE THIS ASSAULT ROOM IMEDIATLEY AND GO TO THE PRINCAPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!

Auntie Cora: REALLY CADENCE IT WAS NOT WORTH IT ANYONE BUT HIM!

Captain Beakman: (Drops her flowers) LITTLE SISTER! HOW COULD YOU!?! YOU'RE STAPPOST TO BE MY MATIVE HONOR!!!

J.P: MR WOODBIRD! I STAPOST YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY AROUND HERE DO YOU

Captain Beakman: THINK HOW YOU RAISE YOUR VOCE WOODBIRD!

Mia and Lucky: UH HUH!

Mr Woodbird: Um...I...I think I'll hold my piece

Mia: SMART IDEA!!!!!!!!! (And everyone continued arguing until K.C. blows a whistle)

K.C.: That's enough!

Mia: K.C.?

K.C.: Look you look at you all acting like complete idiots you all want to be ashamed of yourselves running that little nugget's wedding of her mommy's in T.O.T.S.? How could anyone say so low? You've got one heck of a nerve!

(And everyone looked upset and Mia looking proud)

K.C.: I told you many time that I wanted to be the one who wanted to help. This little nugget but you took one chance to not let me use Mia's thunder! Now to business! (Points to Mia) Mia. You know that you're not good enough for Lucky because he has been naughty, mischievous, cute, playful, silly, sometimes sweet and he even likes making trouble, being naughty, squirting milk bottles, messes, his father J.P., dancing, listening to loud music, pushing buttons, and you Mia! but he does not like behaving good just like you Mia! But I decide to put this through my own hands! LET'S GET THE DOG!!!

Kayla: MY COUSIN'S RIGHT! LET'S GET HIM!!!

Kiki: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And everyone beats Lucky up off-screen in process) (Off-Screen yelling with Lucky Screaming Off-Screen) YOU DO THINK THAT MISBEHAVING IS A GOOD IDEA? NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WEREN'T BEHAVING THE WHOLE TIME THANKS TO YOU NOW WE MIGHT BE A LITTLE HOMLESS!

(Then we cue to Mia and Chloe)

Chloe: Mia is K.C. .....Uh....... care helping?

Mia: That was something. I wanted tell you about!

Pepper: I Tell you about, Mia!

Mia, K.C., Chloe and Pepper: (Laughing)

END OF FIRST HALF EPISODE

(The other episode started with conga music as we cue to the title picture showing Mia, Pip and Freddy and with the pizza inside the delivery crate that's been made out of pizza)

Mia: (Reading title off-screen) "Mia Kitten - Mia, Pip And Freddy Vs The Pizza Delivery"

(Episode started with Mia playing with Lady Foo Foo the nursery until K.C's Fly-Pad rung while getting some newborn kittens ready for deliveries)

K.C.: Mia! Can you answer this please I'm getting babies ready for deliveries (Hand Fly-Pad to Mia as Mia answers it)

Mia: Hello! Tiny Ones Transport Service Mia Beakman speaking?

Orange Animal: (On-phone) Hey, Do you have any pizza?

Captain Beakman: (Off-screen) PIZZA?!?!?!?!? (Mia acts cute as her mommy came in and grabs Fly-Pad) You mean if Pip and Freddy and my Mia-Mia deliver some pizza you would make us rich?

Orange Animal: (On-phone) Sure!

Captain Beakman: Okay! I'll ask them to bring it right over! (Hangs up) Well Mia, welcome to the pizza shift!

Mia: But mommy, there Isn't any pizza in T.O.T.S.! (Then Captain Beakman makes a pizza and when she was done making it and packing it) We don't deliver.

Captain Beakman: We never deliver pizza! But you do! And take Pip and Freddy with you! K.C., mind putting some of this pizza in the tube so we can use our special personalized pizza crate so my Mia-Mia, and my Junior Fliers, Pip and Freddy can deliver that food to it's forever home? (Delivery bell rings for pizza)

K.C.: Sure! (Grabs pizza and puts it in the tube) Up it goes! (Then the pizza went up the tube! and it went to the loading area as Captain Beakman holds Mia's hand to it as Pip and Freddy saw it)

Pip: That's odd! It looks like we are delivering a pizza!

Freddy: That's weird! Oh well! Let's begin and deliver it.

Mia: Atena! Good! Crate customized! Good! Bumper! Good! Bumper Sticker! Good! (Huffs something else) TIRE PRESIERE!! (Turns back to normal) Good! Inspection complete! We'll be able to make delivery rich! Those guys called Mom and Pop will have the best pizza ever!

Pip: Good then we're good for take off! (Grabs Mia)

Captain Beakman: Happy Flying Junior Fliers! (Kisses Mia) Love you Mia! Mommy will see you after your delivery!

Mia: Bye-Bye Mommy!

Freddy: Flaming-GO!

Song: "Bringing This Pizza Home"

Mia, Pip And Freddy: (Singing) La dah dah dah dah dah dah dah, la dah dah dah dah dah! La dah dah dah dah dah dah dah, la dah dah dah dah dah!

Pip: (Singing) Like a rocket through the sky, we go!

Mia, Pip And Freddy: Bringing this pizza home!

Freddy: (Singing) Soon you'll see in your family

Pip, Freddy and Mia: (Singing) Bringing this pizza home!

Pip: I do the mapping!

Freddy and Mia: (Singing) And we do the flapping!

Pip, Freddy and Mia: All of us together, now, let's go! (Mia: Weeee!!!!!!!!!!!!) La dah dah dah dah dah dah, Bringing this pizza home, La dah dah dah dah dah dah, Bringing this pizza home, Bringing this pizza home! (Song ends)

Mia: I'm glad we never bump into anything. (Then she sees a lever on the create) Ohh! Pretty! (Pulls on it)....Uh..Oh...

(Then things get a little crazy)

Mia: BACKING UUUUP!!!!!! BACKING UP!

Pip: YOU AND FREDDY DO THE FLYING MIA! DO THE FLYING!!!

Mia: Backing up! BBBAAAAACCCCCCKKKKIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG UUUUP!!

Mia, Pip And Freddy: (Going in circles) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Then we cut to the middle of nowhere)

Mia: Backing up! Backing up! Backing up! (Then they ran out of gas) Backing up!...

Pip: Mia Beakman, You've backed up and you know what.. I think we ran out of gas (Gets off of Freddy's back) And you know what else? (Echos out) WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!!

Mia: And (Takes pizza out of crate) you know what else, else? I think the pizza's cold!

Pip: And the pizza's cold? Oh, the pizza's cold. Not the pizza! Oh, how could it get any worse?! [kicks crate and the crate's gasoline becomes full again and it flies up and away into the distance without the 3 of them]

Mia: Well....we can still deliver it on the ground.

Pip And Freddy: Ow Ow Ow Ow!

Mia: The Tiny Ones Pizza is the pizza for you and me! The Tiny Ones pizza is the pizza...

Pip And Freddy: ...And our feet are killing us. Whoa. [trip over Mia, who is lying on the ground] Mia? What are you doing?

Mia: [rubbing the ground] It's an old pioneer trick. I Saw it in a movie once.

Pip And Freddy: Mia, this is no time for...

Mia: Shh, shh, shh. It's working.

Pip And Freddy: What is it?

Mia: [pointing to the road] Truck! Sixteen wheels. Now I can show you how the pioneers' hitchhiked. [starts dancing in the road while wearing a hat] Whee... eee... [Pip sits on a rock while playing with a wooden spoon]

Truck Driver: Crashin' frashin' break dancers! [honks his truck]

Pip And Freddy: He's stopping! He's stopping! [Pip and Freddy realized he's not stopping and Freddy grabs Mia out of the way where they are all covered in sand thanks to the truck. Pip narrows his eyes at the smiling Mia]

Mia: [Mia, Pip and Freddy are now in a place with heavy winds] (Singing) The Tiny Ones pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Tiny Ones pizza [The wind blows on Pip's Beak making it touch his face so he puts it down, only for it to touch his face again so he puts it in his mouth.] is the pizza free delivery. The Tiny Ones pizza is the pizza very ta-asty. [Mia gets carried around in the air by the huge winds]

Pip: Mia,.. Will you let go of that pizza, already?

Mia: [still being carried around in the air] I can't, it's for the customer!

Freddy: Who cares about the customer?

Mia: I do!

Pip and Freddy: Well, we don't!

Mia: [wind stops and Mia gasps] Pip and Freddy! [starts flying again]

Freddy: Let go of that pizza!

Mia: No! [runs over Pip and Freddy]

Pip: Ow. [holding Mia's paws and tells her softly] Mia, let go of that pizza!

Mia: No! It's for the customer!

Freddy: [Holding Mia's paws like Pip] Mia! Let go of the pizza! [lifts up into the tornado Like Pip]

Mia: No!

Freddy: Mia! [looks down] Hang onto the pizza! [tornado spits the 3 of them out. Mia uses the pizza as a parachute but Pip And Freddy fall hard onto the ground] Hey! Hey! [crawls up to the screen] Where's the road? Where's the road? [a tumbleweed rolls by] We're doomed! How are we gonna get home, which way do we go? [Mia lands] What are we gonna do now! There's no road here!

Mia: I Think town's this way. [points]

Pip: Oh, don't tell me, Mia. The pioneers?

Mia: That's right. [points to a mossy rock] Moss always points to civilization.

Freddy: That way? That way there? [Mia nods] So, let me get this straight... you think that we should go that way?

Mia: [nods again] Yep.

Pip: Well, acording to the Fly-Pad we're going this way. [Pip and Freddy head the other way]

Mia: Huh? Pip, wait! I don't think...

Freddy: Trust us, Mia Bo Bia! We know where we're going. [Pans out to show another city in the other direction]

Song: "The Tiny Ones Pizza"

Mia: (Singing) The Tiny Ones pizza is the pizza, absolutivally. [later] pizza... [starts beatboxing] pizza... [later, Mia is walking backwards. Mia's Diaper almost split into two and move up and down simultaneously while She continues to beatbox. Still later] Tiny Ones Ones Ones Oh.. pizza is the pizza, yeah, for you and (Holds A Long On-Key Note) me!!!!!!!!! [later] Ones Pizza... for you. Tiny... the Tiny... and the... Ones and the... pizza inside. [Later, All 3 Of Them lying face down in the Ground As The Song Ends]

Freddy: Mia Bo Bia! We Gotta Eat Something!

Mia: I hear in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat Kitty Kibble! (She, Pip and Freddy eat some Kitty Kibble) Okay It Was Kitty Kibble! Or No, maybe it wasn't coral. [Pip and Freddy spits out the coral] Maybe it was sand, no, no, mud.

Pip: Give me the pizza!

Mia: Wait, I Remember now. It was coral!

Pip: Give it to me!

Mia: No, we promised it's for the customer.

Pip: [fancy music plays] You're right. It's for the customer.

Mia: Yeah!

Freddy: Maybe we better check on it, make sure it's okay.

Mia: Well?

Pip: Just a peek. [opens box]

Mia: [She shuts it quickly] Okay, it's fine.

Pip: No, I think I saw something. [opens box] Oh, no. I was wrong. It looks okay. Sure is a fine-looking pizza.

Mia: [entranced] Yeah...

Freddy: What's that? Is that the cheese?

Mia: Yeah...

Pip: And the pepperoni?

Mia: Yeah...

Pip: [Mia slurps] Oh, looks good, huh?

Mia: [snaps out of it] Wait a second, Mia knows what Pip's trying to do, [closes box] Mia's not letting you eat the pizza!

Pip: Give me the pizza!

Mia: No!

Pip: Don't make me take it away from you, Mia!

Mia: Get away! [runs off]

Pip: [chases Mia] Get back here, Mia, give me the pizza!

Mia: No!

Pip: Mia!

Mia: No!

Pip: Mia!

Mia: No!

Pip: Wait! [he becomes too tired to run]

Mia: No! No! [runs into Pip And Freddy]

Pip: I want that pizza and you're gonna hand it over one way or another!

Mia: Look, we're saved!

Pip: Sure, we're saved. Now give me some pizza!

Mia: No, really Pip, we're saved! We're saved! We're saved! [She jumps in and out of her Diaper]

Pip: Will you cut that out?!

Song: We're Saved!

Mia: [to a conga beat] (Singing) Saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! [rips herself apart then the two parts go in circles and then they connect again. Mia starts doing a conga dance] Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, we are saved! (Song Ends)

Pip: But Mia, that's just a stupid boulder!

Mia: It not just a boulder. [sniff] It a rock. [cries] A rock! A rock! It a big beautiful, old rock. [climbs up it and rubs it] Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it in great shape.

Pip: Mia, will you forget the stupid pioneers?! Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral and took directions from algae! And now, you're telling me they thought they could drive... [Mia runs over Pip And Freddy with the boulder] ...rocks? Hold on there, Mia!

Mia: [the 3 of them stop outside the customer's house] I can't wait to see the look on our customer’s face! [rings doorbell]

Orange Animal: Yeah?

Mia: Congratulations, sir. Your Tiny Ones pizza is here!

Orange Animal: Wow, thanks! I've been dying for one of these. It... [brief pause] Where's my drink?

Mia: [confused] What drink?

Orange Animal: [in an angry tone] My drink? My diet Dr. Kelp? Don't tell me you forgot my drink!

Mia: [checks through the order on Fly-Pad] But, you didn't order any...

Orange fish: [yelling] How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!

Mia: But... but... [tears start rolling down her face And Quivers]

Orange Animal: Didn't you ever once think of the customer?! [throws the pizza at Mia's face] You call yourself a delivery Cat?! Well, I ain't buying! [slams the door. Mia goes over to Pip And Freddy, Quivers and trying not to cry]

Pip: Mia? Mia? It's okay. Mia? [Mia drops the pizza, falls over, starts sobbing, and absorbs her tears over and over]

Mia: That.. (Starts quivering) That stupid animal slamed the door on me! It...just...makes...me...want...to... (Her volcano inside of her near Pip's point of view is about ready to erupt with Mia's crying)

Freddy: Mia never haves her volcano done this before Pip!

Pip: Freddy! I think Mia's volcano is ready to blow!

Pip And Freddy: HUKA PELE!!!

(Then inside Mia's volcano are two volcano sisters of her volcano's owners Didi and Keira are about to press a red button to make Mia explode her crying)

Didi: Well Volcano! Sister Keira, ready to erupt Mia's crying?

Keira: Ready as I'll ever be! (Then they both are now pressing the button to make Mia explode her crying then..)

Mia: (Crying) WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Continues crying)

Pip: Mia? [Conga music plays again as Pip and Freddy get angry, Pip grabs the pizza, Pip And Freddy stomp towards the customer's house and pound on the door]

Pip and Freddy: [Try to be nice] Special Delivery!

Orange Animal: [answers the door, still angry] Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!

Pip: [In anger mood with Freddy to the orange animal's point of view] Well, this one's...

Pip and Freddy: on the House! [Pip slams the pizza box in the Orange Animal's face]

(Then Pip goes back to Mia to calm her down)

Mia: [stops crying but still has tears in her eyes] Did.. Did he change his mind?

Pip: [Smugly purrs Mia] He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite.

Mia: [With tears stopping] No drink?

Pip: Nah. Now take me home. [jumps up on the rock]

Mia: That seems like a good thing because we have just enough time to make it back to Tots. [backs up the rock where they are instantly at T.O.T.S.]

Freddy: Huh? [screen cuts to black] Oh, my aching Wings!

(The End)

[End credits with a Mia Kitten theme music]

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