Quotes and Sayings 1 (Messages from Shuzo's Official Website)

This is the basic material. The name "Shuzo" has been removed to make it just the title of the message, and you can jump directly to the single video.

## **[Shuzo Matsuoka] Message to Nico Nico Users [Hot Blood]**

#### **【New Year's Greeting 2008 "Seriousness"】0:00～**

**Original (Japanese)**

みなさん、あけましておめでとうございます。

今年の僕のテーマは本気！

本気になれば自分が変わる！

本気になれば全てが変わる！！

さあ、みなさん本気になって頑張っていきましょう！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Minasan, akemashite omedetougozaimasu.*

*Kotoshi no boku no tēma wa honki!*

*Honki ni nareba jibun ga kawaru!*

*Honki ni nareba subete ga kawaru! !*

*Saa, minasan honki ni natte ganbatte ikimashou!*

**Translation (English)**

Happy New Year, everyone.

My theme for this year is "Seriousness"!

Be serious and you will change!

If you get serious, everything will change!

Now, let's all get serious and do our best!

#### **【New Year's Greeting 2008 "All-Out Effort"】0:21～**

**Original (Japanese)**

みなさんあけましておめでとうございます。

今年もよろしくお願いします。

僕の今年のテーマはそう、一つのところに命を懸ける！

一所懸命頑張っていきたいと思います。

どうぞよろしくお願いいたします！

一所懸命！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Minasan akemashite omedetougozaimasu.*

*Kotoshimoyoroshikuonegaishimasu.*

*Boku no kotoshi no tēma wa sou, hitotsu no tokoro ni inochiwokakeru!*

*Isshokenmei ganbatte ikitai to omoimasu.*

*Douzo yoroshikuonegaiitashimasu!*

*Isshokenmei!*

**Translation (English)**

Happy New Year, everyone.

I look forward to working with you again this year.

My theme for this year is, yes, put my life in one place!

I will try my best to do my best.

I'm sure you'll appreciate it!

All-out effort!

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to do Better】0:36～**

**Original (Japanese)**

がんばれがんばれできるできる絶対できるがんばれもっとやれるって！！

やれる気持ちの問題だがんばれがんばれそこだ！そこだ！

諦めんな絶対にがんばれ積極的にポジティブにがんばれがんばれ！！

北京だって頑張ってるんだから！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Ganbare ganbare dekiru dekiru zettai dekiru ganbare motto yareru tte!*

*Yareru kimochi no mondaida ganbare ganbare sokoda! Sokoda!*

*Akiramen na zettai ni ganbare sekkyokutekini pojitibu ni ganbare ganbare!*

*Pekin datte ganbatteru ndakara!*

**Translation (English)**

Do your best, do your best, you can do it, you can do it, you absolutely can do it, do your best, you can do better!

It's just a question of feeling able to do it, do your best, do your best, right here! Right here!

Don't give up, absolutely do your best, do your best to be positive and proactive, do your best, do your best!

Even Beijing is trying!

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to be Number One, part 1】0:52～**

**Original (Japanese)**

一番になるって言っただろ？

富士山のように、日本一になるって言っただろ！

お前、昔を思い出せよ！！

今日からお前は富士山だ！！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

Ichiban ni naru tte ittadaro?

Fujisan no you ni, nihon'ichi ni naru tte ittadaro!

Omae, mukashi o omoidaseyo!

Kyou kara omae wa fujisanda!

**Translation (English)**

Didn't you say you'd be the best?

You told me you'd be the best in Japan, just like Mt. Fuji!

Think back, you!

From today on, you're Mt. Fuji!

#### **【For Those of You Who are Feeling Down and Worried】1:23～**

**Original (Japanese)**

気にすんなよ…

くよくよすんなよ…

大丈夫、どうにかなるって！！

Don't worry. Be happy！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Ki ni sun na yo...*

*Kuyokuyo sun na yo...*

*Daijoubu, dounika naru tte!*

Don't worry. Be happy!

**Translation (Japanese)**

Don't worry about it...

Don't dwell on it...

Don't worry, you'll figure it out!

Don't worry. Be happy!

#### **【For Those of You Who are About to Give Up】1:42～**

**Original (Japanese)**

諦めんなよ…　諦めんなよ、お前！！

どうしてそこでやめるんだ！？そこで！！

もう少し頑張ってみてみろよ！

ダメダメダメダメ諦めたら。

周りのこと思えよ！応援してる人たちのこと思ってみろって！！

あともうちょっとのところなんだから。

俺だってこのマイナス10度のところ、しじみがトゥルルって頑張ってんだよ！

ずっとやってみろ！必ず目標を達成できる！

だからこそNever Give Up！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Akiramen na yo… akiramen na yo, omae!*

*Doushite soko de yameru nda! ? Sokode!*

*Mousukoshi ganbatte mite miro yo!*

*Damedamedamedame akirametara.*

*Mawari no koto omoe yo! Ouen shi teru hito-tachi no koto omotte miro tte! !*

*Ato mou chotto no tokorona ndakara.*

*Ore datte kono mainasu 10-do no tokoro, shijimigato~ururu tte ganbatte nda yo!*

*Zutto yatte miro! Kanarazu mokuhyou o tassei dekiru!*

*Dakarakoso* Never Give Up! !

**Translation (English)**

Don't give up... Don't you give up!

Why are you quitting there?

Just try a little bit harder!

No, no, no! Don't give up!

Think of all the people around you and the people cheering you on!

You're almost there!

Look at me, it's -10 degres and I'm here harvesting Asiatic clams!

You have to just try! You will surely accomplish your goal!

That's why you should Never Give Up!

#### **【For Those of You Who are Cold in the World】2:20～**

**Original (Japanese)**

世間はさぁ、冷てぇよなぁ。

みんな、君の思いが感じてくれねぇんだよ。

どんなにがんばってもさ、何で分かってくれねえんだって思うときがあるのよね。

俺だってそうよ。

熱く気持ちを伝えようと思ったってさ、お前熱すぎるって言われんだ。

でも大丈夫、分かってくれる人はいる！

そう！俺について来い！！！

（バターン）

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Seken wa sa~a, hiyate~e yo na~a.*

*Min'na, kimi no omoi ga kanjite kurene~e nda yo.*

*Don'nani ganbatte mo sa, nani de wakatte kurenee n datte omou toki ga aru no yo ne.*

*Ore datte sou yo.*

*Atsuku kimochi o tsutaeyou to omottatte sa, omae atsu sugiru tte iwa re nda.*

*Demo daijoubu, wakatte kureru hito wa iru!*

*Sou! Ore ni tsuite koi!*

*(Bataan)*

**Translation (English)**

The world is a cold place, isn't it?

People don't share the same feelings as you.

No matter how hard you try, there are times when you wonder why they don't understand you.

I feel the same way too.

I was trying to express my feelings passionately, but they said I was too passionate.

But don't worry, there are people who understand!

Yes! Follow me!

(Slam)

#### 【**For Those of You Who Live Somehow**】3:04～

**Original (Japanese)**

なんとなく生きてんじゃないんですか？

迷ってんじゃないですか？

イキイキしたい！簡単ですよ。

過去のことを思っちゃダメだよ。

何であんなことしたんだろ…って怒りに変わってくるから。

未来のことも思っちゃダメ。大丈夫かな、あはぁ～ん。

不安になってくるでしょ？

ならば、一所懸命、一つの所に命を懸ける！

そうだ！今ここを生きていけば、みんなイキイキするぞ！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Nantonaku iki ten janai ndesu ka?*

*Mayotte n janaidesu ka?*

*Ikiiki shitai! Kantandesu yo.*

*Kako no koto o omotcha dameda yo.*

*Nande an'na koto shita ndaro… tte ikari ni kawatte kurukara.*

*Mirai no koto mo omotcha dame. Daijoubukana, a ha~a~n.*

*Fuan ni natte kurudesho?*

*Naraba, isshokenmei, hitotsu no tokoro ni inochiwokakeru!*

*Souda! Imakoko o ikite ikeba, min'na ikiiki suru zo!*

**Translation (English)**

Are you just living day to day?

Are you lost and confused?

"I want to feel alive!" It's easy.

You can't think about the past.

"Why did I do that?" It'll just turn to anger.

You also can't think about the future. "Will it be okay?"

It just turns to worry.

In that case, hold on for dear life, stake your entire life here and now!

Yes! If you stake your life now, everyone, you will be alive!

#### **【For Those of You Who are Cold Inside and Out 】3:40～**

**Original (Japanese)**

心も身体も寒い…と思ってるアナタ。

すぐ熱くできる方法があるんだよ！

言葉さ！

寒いって言えば寒いでしょ。

暑いって言うんだよ…

暑くなってきたね、あれ？！あっつあっつあっつあつ…

あれ、なんか気持ちも身体も暑くなってきた！

あっついあっついあっついあっついあっつい！

身体が暖かくなってきてるよ！

そうだ！人間ホッカイロ！

もう気持ちも身体も暖かい！

俺は何やっても大丈夫だ！

この熱さで頑張ろう！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Kokoro mo karada mo samui… to omotteru anata.*

*Sugu atsuku dekiru hōhō ga aru nda yo!*

*Kotoba sa!*

*Samu itte ieba samuidesho.*

*Atsu itte iu nda yo...*

*Atsuku natte kita ne, are? ! Attsu attsu attsu atsu...*

*Are, nanka kimochi mo karada mo atsuku natte kita!*

*Attsui attsui attsui attsui attsu i!*

*Karada ga atatakaku natte ki teru yo!*

*Souda! Ningen hokkairo!*

*Mou kimochi mo karada mo attakai!*

*Ore wa nani yatte mo daijoubuda!*

*Kono atsu-sa de ganbarou!*

**Translation (English)**

I'm cold inside and out... That's what you thought.

I know a way to make it hot right now!

It's a word!

If I say it's cold, it's cold.

If I say it's hot...

Huh, it's getting hotter?! Hot, hot, hot, hot...

Huh, I'm getting kind of hot inside and out!

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

My body's getting hotter!

That's right! A human body warmer!

I'm already feeling warmer and warmer!

I can do anything I want!

Let's work on this heat!

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to be More Passionate】4:25～**

**Original (Japanese)**

もっと熱くなれよ…

熱い血燃やしてけよ…

人間熱くなったときがホントの自分に出会えるんだ！

だからこそ、もっと！熱くなれよおおおおおおおおおおお！！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Motto atsuku nare yo...*

*Atsui chi moyashi teke yo...*

*Ningen atsuku natta toki ga honto no jibun ni deaeru nda!*

*Dakarakoso, motto! Atsuku nare yoooooooooooo!*

**Translation (English)**

Be more passionate...

Keep the blood burning...

It's when we get passionate that we find our true selves!

That's why you need to get mooooooooore passtionate!

#### **【For Those of You Who are Feeling Frustrated】4:43～**

**Original (Japanese)**

悔しいだろ？分かるよ。

思うように行かないこと、たくさんあるよな！

石川にきて、目の前においしそうな蟹があったとしても食べれない！

我慢しなきゃいけないときだってあるんだよ！

人生、思うように行かないことばかりだ！

でもそこで頑張れば絶対必ずチャンスが来る！

頑張れよ！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Kuyashiidaro? Wakaru yo.*

*Omou you ni ikanai koto, takusan aru yo na!*

*Ishikawa ni kite, me no mae ni oishi-souna kani ga atta to shite mo tabe renai!*

*Gaman shinakyai kenaitoki datte arun dayo!*

*Jinsei, omou you ni ikanai koto bakarida!*

*Demo soko de ganbareba zettai kanarazu chansu ga kuru!*

*Ganbare yo!*

**Translation (English)**

It's frustrating, right? I understand.

There are so many things that don't go your way!

If I came to Ishikawa and saw a delicious looking crab in front of me, I wouldn't eat it!

There are times when you have to endure!

Life doesn't always go the way you want it to!

But if you hang in there, you'll definitely get your chance!

Do your best!

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to be Relaxed Right Now】5:10～**

**Original (Japanese)**

焦らない焦らない。

一休み、一休み…。

（じゃりじゃりじゃりじゃり）

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Aseranai aseranai.*

*Hitoyasumi, hitoyasumi…*

*(Jarijarijarijari)*

**Translation (English)**

You don't need to rush, you don't need to hurry.

Take a break, take a break...

(crunch crunch)

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to Cool Off】5:44～**

**Original (Japanese)**

あっついよね～…　わかるわかる。

涼しくなりたいの？涼しくなりたい？

すぐやっちゃうから！いーい？

ねえねえ、君んちってどんな家？

はっ？は？ちゃんと「いえ」よ！！

どう？いぇいいぇいいぇいいぇーいいぇいいぇいいぇいいぇい…

分かったよ、覚悟しとけよ、次は！

この海なーに？なんて海なんて海？

ふーふん、シーシーシーシー、うみんみみんみみんみ…

あ？分かったよ！ならば！行くぞ！

松岡！シュー！！ゾウ！！！

涼しくなってほしいのだ！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Attsui yo ne~... Wakaru wakaru.*

*Suzushiku naritai no? Suzushiku naritai?*

*Sugu yatchaukara! Iii?*

*Nee nee, kiminchi tte don'na-ie?*

*Ha~? Ha? Chanto "ie" yo!!*

*Dou? I~eii~eii~eii~eeii~eii~eii~eii~ei...*

*Wakatta yo, kakugo shi toke yo,tsuki wa!*

*Kono uminaani? Nante umi nante umi?*

*Fuufun, shiishiishiishii, u min mi min mi min mi...*

*A? Wakatta yo! Naraba! Ikuzo!*

*Matsuoka! Shuu!! Zou!!!*

*Suzushiku natte hoshii noda!*

**Translation (English)**

It's hot, isn't it~?... I know, I know.

Do you want to cool off? Do you want to cool off?

I'm gonna do it now! Ready?

Hey, hey, what's your house like?

Huh? What? Just say it!

How's that? Yayyayyayyaayyayyayyayyay...

All right, be ready, next time!

What is this sea? What ocean, what ocean?

Hmmhm, sea sea sea sea, ocean ocean ocean ocean...

Oh? All right! Then, let's go!

Matsuoka! Shuu! Zo!

I just want to cool off!

## [Hot Blood] Cheering Message to Nico Nico Users 2 [Shuzo Matsuoka]

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to Feel the Beijing Olympics】0:04~**

**Original (Japanese)**

O　 くO 　 O O/　　O 　O 　 ﾍOノ O 　く\O 　O

￢-　 │\　 \/ 　│ 　 \\ 　 L│ｱ 　│　 \\ 　　 │　　ﾍﾍ

ﾉｱ　　ﾉｱ ﾉｱ ﾉ ￢ /\ 　 ｼｱ　 ﾉｱ 　гг 　　　ﾉｱ　ﾉｱ

ドタドタドタドタ…（ははっ…は…）

**Hepburn Romanization**

O　 くO 　 O O/　　O 　O 　 ﾍOノ O 　く\O 　O

￢-　 │\　 \/ 　│ 　 \\ 　 L│ｱ 　│　 \\ 　　 │　　ﾍﾍ

ﾉｱ　　ﾉｱ ﾉｱ ﾉ ￢ /\ 　 ｼｱ　 ﾉｱ 　гг 　　　ﾉｱ　ﾉｱ

*Dotadotadotadota... (Ha ha~... Ha...)*

**Translation (English)**

O　 くO 　 O O/　　O 　O 　 ﾍOノ O 　く\O 　O

￢-　 │\　 \/ 　│ 　 \\ 　 L│ｱ 　│　 \\ 　　 │　　ﾍﾍ

ﾉｱ　　ﾉｱ ﾉｱ ﾉ ￢ /\ 　 ｼｱ　 ﾉｱ 　гг 　　　ﾉｱ　ﾉｱ

Step step... (Ha ha~... Ha...)

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to Have a Strong Heart】0:15~**

**Original (Japanese)**

強い心を持つ

そのためには　心の根

しっかりした根っこを作り上げることだ

ほら！　見てください　お米の苗

これ…見てよ　根っこですよこれ全部

力強いよね～

台風が来たり　大雨が来たりしても

この根っこがあれば絶対負けないよね

そうだよ！　お前もこの苗のように強い根っこを持て!　出来るよ！

お米食べろ！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Tsuyoi kokoro o motsu*

*Sonotame ni wa kokoro no ne*

*Shikkari shita nekko o tsukuriageru kotoda*

*Hora! Mitekudasai o kome no nae*

*Kore... mite yo Nekkodesu yo kore zenbu*

*Chikaradzuyoi yo ne~*

*Taifuu ga ki tari Ooame ga ki tari shite mo*

*Kono nekko ga areba zettai makenai yo ne*

*Souda yo! Omae mo kono nae no you ni tsuyoi nekko o mote! Dekiru yo!*

*O kome tabero!!*

**Translation (English)**

Have a strong heart.

In order to do this, you need the root of the heart.

It's about building up a solid roots.

Look! Take a look; rice seedlings.

This... look at this; it's roots, all of it.

Powerful, isn't it?

Even if there's a typhoon or heavy rain,

If they have these roots, they'll never lose.

That's right! You too can have roots as strong as these seedlings! You can do it!

Eat rice!

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to Feel the Beijing Olympics 2 - Wimbledon Step】0:51~**

**Original (Japanese)**

キュキｭキｭｯ　ﾄｯﾄｷｷｭｷｭｯキュ（ｺﾞｰﾝ)

キュキュキュッ

トゥ　ﾄｯｷｭｷｭ ﾄﾄｯ

ｷｭｷｭｯ ｷｭドッ（ｱﾊﾊ…）

ｷｭｷｭｷｭ(ｺﾞｰﾝ)

(このポーズｗ）

トッｷｭｷｭ（ニッポンポンのポーズ）キュｷｭ

ﾄｯﾄｯキュッ キュ

ｷｭｷｭキュ　ﾄｯ（あ～ん）（水泳のまねをする）

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Kyukyukyu~ tottokikyukyukkyu (gon)*

*Kyukyukyu~*

*To~u tokkyukyu toto~*

*Kyukyu~tsu kyudo~ (Ahaha…)*

*Kyukyukyu (gon)*

*(kono pozu w)*

*Tokkyukyu (Nipponpon no pozu) kyukyu*

*Tottokkyukkyu*

*Kyukyukyu to~ (A~n) (suiei no mane o suru)*

**Translation (English)**

Kyukyukyu~ tottokikyukyukkyu (gon)

Kyukyukyu~

To~u tokkyukyu toto~

Kyukyu~tsu kyudo~ (Ahaha…)

Kyukyukyu (gon)

(This pose lol)

Tokkyukyu (Nipponpon no pozu) kyukyu

Tottokkyukkyu

Kyukyukyu to~ (A~n) (Imitating a swimmer)

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to Catch your Dreams】1:12~**

**Original (Japanese)**

夢を追いかけてますか?

北京オリンピックメインスタジアムです

すっごいよね～

選手たちは　ここで夢を掴むんだ！

夢を持ってますか～?

そう！　掴んでけ！　Good Luck！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Yume o oikaketemasu ka?*

*Pekin orinpikkumeinsutajiamudesu*

*Suggoi yo ne~*

*Senshu-tachi wa Koko de yume o tsukamun da!*

*Yume o mottemasu ka~?*

*Sou! Tsukande ke! Good luck!*

**Translation (English)**

Are you following your dreams?

This is the main stadium for the Beijing Olympics.

It's amazing, isn't it?

This is where the athletes follow their dreams!

Do you have dreams?

Yes! Hold on to them! Good luck!

#### **【For Those of You Who Think Only of Meaning】1:38~**

**Original (Japanese)**

理由ばっかり考えてるあなた！

仕事、恋愛、全てにおいて理由、意味が無きゃいけないと思ってんじゃねーか！？

これを見てみろよ！！

「中国語」

おぉ～～～～～

いや何の意味も無いよね～

そこがいいんだよ…

いやぁ〜　申し訳ない…

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Riyuu bakkari kangae teru anata!*

*Shigoto, ren'ai, subete ni oite riyuu, imi ga nakya ikenai to omotte nja ne ka?! Kore o mite miro yo!!*

*'Chuugokugo'*

*O~o~~~~~*

*Iya nani no imi mo nai yo ne~*

*Soko ga ii nda yo...*

*Iya~a~ Moushiwakenai...*

**Translation (English)**

All you can think about is why!

Do you think that work, love, and everything else must have a reason, a meaning?!

Take a look at this!

"Chinese"

Woooooooah~

No, it doesn't make any sense~

That's the beauty of it...

No, I'm sorry...

#### **【For Those of You Who Want to Have Your Mind's Eye】2:33~**

**Original (Japanese)**

日本一の富士山に来ています

見て下さい

何にも見えない…

ちょっと待って…

なんだよ？とか

なんで俺今日こんなについてねえんだ？とか

昨日は２５℃あったのに

昨日快晴だったのにとか思ってんじゃねーのか？おい

心で見るんだよ、心で

晴れてもよし。曇りても良し富士の山って言うだろ？

見てきた？心で見えてきた？

綺麗だね～日本一～

俺のせいかな…

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Nihon'ichi no fujisan ni kite imasu*

*Mitekudasai*

*Nani ni mo mienai... Chottomatte...*

*Na nda yo? Toka*

*Nande ore kyou kon'na ni tsui tene e nda? Toka*

*Kinou wa 25 ℃ attanoni*

*Kinou kaiseidattanoni toka omotte nja ne no ka? Oi*

*Kokoro de miru nda yo, kokoro de*

*Harete mo yoshi. Kumorite mo yoshi fujinoyama tte iudaro?*

*Mitekita? Kokoro de miete kita?*

*Kireidane~ Nihon'ichi~*

*Ore no sei ka na...*

**Translation (English)**

We are here at Mount Fuji, the highest mountain in Japan.

Take a look.

I can't see anything...

Wait a minute...

What is this? and...

Why am I so slow today? and...

Yesterday it was 25 degrees Celsius.

You're probably thinking, "It was a beautiful day yesterday". Hey.

See it with your heart, with your heart.

It's good when it's sunny. It's also good when it's cloudy.

Have you seen it? Have you seen it with your heart?

It's beautiful~ the best in Japan!

Maybe it's my fault...

#### **【I Want to be Pure of Heart Again】**

**Original (Japanese)**

綺麗だよね…。輝っいてるよね。

この川のように、君の心もピュアだったじゃねーかよ！

なんだよ…欲ばかり…。嫉妬、悪口　自分のことばっか考えてんじゃねぇか？

そんなのすべて洗い流しちゃえ！

変われるよ…。そうすればこの川のように、

みんなは君の思いを…飲み込んでくれるさ。

自然が一番！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Kireida yo ne... Te~iteru yo ne.*

*Kono kawa no you ni, kimi no kokoro mo pyuadattaja ne e ka yo!*

*Na nda yo... yoku bakari... Shitto, waruguchi Jibun no koto bakka kangaete n jane~e ka?*

*Son'na no subete arainagashi chae!*

*Kawareru yo... Sou sureba kono kawa no you ni,*

*Min'na wa kimi no omoi o... Nomikonde kureru sa.*

*Shizen ga ichiban!*

**Translation (English)**

It's beautiful, isn't it? It's radiant, right?

Your heart was as pure as this river!

What's with all this greed... Jealousy, abuse; you're just thinking about yourself, aren't you?

Let's wash all that away!

You'll change... And then, just like this river. they'll swallow your thoughts.

Nature is the best!

## Shuzo Matsuoka - 28 in a Row

#### **【For Those of You Who are Cold in the World】3:28~**

**Original (Japanese)**

（上のものと同じ、及びその後のシーン）

（はははは…）

（パン！）

「はい！OKでーす」

あー…

意外と面白いですねぇ

「いっせーの、せっ！オラァ〜

世間の風は冷たいんだぞぉ～」

（しばらく雪合戦）

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Ue no mono to onaji, oyobi sonogo no shiin)*

*(Ha ha ha ha...)*

*(Pan! )*

*'Hai! OK desu'*

*Aa...*

*Igaito omoshiroidesu ne e*

*'Isse e no, se~! Ora~a~*

*Seken no kaze wa tsumetai nda zo~o~'*

*(Shibaraku yukigassen)*

**Translation (English)**

(Same as above, and subsequent scenes)

(Ha ha ha ha...)

(Pang!)

'Right! That was good'

Ah...

That was surprisingly interesting.

'Ready, set, go, go! Hey~

You know, the world is a cold place~'

(Snowball fight for a while)

#### **【For Those of You Who Need to Pull Yourself Together】6:21~**

**Orignal (Japanese)**

マネージャー「反省しなさい反省！」

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Maneejaa "Hansei shi nasai hansei!"*

**Translation (English)**

Manager "You need to reflect, reflect!"

#### **【For Those of You Who are Shy 1】7:17~**

**Original (Japanese)**

「え～くいしん坊の人たちが、今差し入れをしていま～す。

そして、こちら、お宅にお邪魔しているんですけれども、

ウチの食いしん坊はどこに行ったかというと」

（ビリーズブートキャンプをする修造）

「ヒトん家でこんな格好して

こういうこ…」（途中で切れてる）

**Hepburn Romanization**

*"E~kuishinbou no hito-tachi ga, ima sashiire o shite ima~su.*

*Soshite, kochira, otaku ni o jama shite irun desukeredomo,*

*uchi no kuishinbou wa doko ni itta ka to iu to"*

*(Biriizubuutokyanpu o suru Shuuzou)*

*"Hito n ie de kon'na kakkou shite kouiu ko..." (Tochuu de kire teru)*

**Translation (English)**

"Eh~ The gourmets are now bringing in the food~.

And here we are, visiting a house, and where did our foodie go?"

(Shuzo doing Billy's Boot Camp)

"I'm going to be dressed like this at a person's house, doing this..." (It's cut off halfway)

#### **【For Those of You Who are Shy 2】8:17~**

**Original (Japanese)**

（がやがや…）

（扉を開ける）

（またブートキャンプやってる修造）

（無言で扉閉める）

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Gayagaya…)*

*(Tobira o akeru)*

*(Mata buutokyanpu yatteru Shuuzou)*

*(Mugon de tobira shimeru)*

**Translation (English)**

(In a crowd of people talking)

(Opening a door)

(Shuzo doing Boot Camp again)

(Closes the door without saying a word)

#### **【For Those of You Want to be Imposing】12:36~**

**Original (Japanese)**

もっと堂々としろよお前

もっと堂々としろよオイ

逃げねぇだろ？

どーどーとしてるじゃんホラ？

…堂々としすぎだねこれね

「怖がんないね」

怖がんないんだね

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Motto doudou to shiro yo omae*

*Motto doudou to shiro yo oi*

*Nigene e daro?*

*Do do to shi terujan hora?*

*...Doudou to shi sugida ne kore ne*

*"Kowagan'nai ne"*

*Kowagan'nai nda ne*

**Translation (English)**

You should be more imposing.

Oi, you should be more imposing.

You're not running away, are you?

You're afraid to show off, aren't you?

...I think you're being too imposing.

"Don't be afraid"

I'm not afraid.

#### **【For Those of You Want to be Live in the Dirt】13:06~**

**Original (Japanese)**

泥まみれに生きるって、カッコ悪いと思ってんじゃないですか？

でも見て下さい。イキイキしてるよ！？

自分らしさを感じられるよ！

泥んこ、バンザーイ！（ベチャッ）ありがとう！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Doromamire ni ikiru tte, kakko warui to omotte n janaidesu ka?*

*Demo mite kudasai. Iki iki shi teru yo!?*

*Jibunrashisa o kanji rareru yo!*

*Doronko, banzaai! (Becha~) arigatou!*

**Translation (English)**

You think it's uncool to live in the mud, don't you?

But look at this. It's so lively!

You'll feel more like yourself!

Morass of mud, banzai! (splash) Thank you!

#### **【For Those of You Want to be a Person with Dashi】13:26~**

**Original (Japanese)**

味のある人間って言われてますか？

中身のある人間って言われてますか！？

イワナ見てみろよ！

イワナはなぁ…余計な味付けいらねんだよ

自分に中身がある…ダシが凄い付いてるんだよ！

イワナ＝ミナラッテ＝ミケロ(イワナ見習ってみろよ)

（ふふっ）

（以降笑いながら）

中身で勝負だ！

これから、ダシのある人間になれ

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Aji no aru ningen tte iwa retemasu ka?*

*Nakami no aru ningen tte iwa retemasu ka!?*

*Iwana mite miro yo!*

*Iwana wa naa... yokeina ajitsuke irane nda yo*

*Jibun ni nakami ga aru... dashi ga sugoi tsui teru nda yo!*

*Iwana = Minaratte = Mikero (iwana minaratte miro yo)*

*(Fu fu~)*

*(Ikou warainagara)*

*Nakami de shoubuda!*

*Korekara, dashi no aru ningen ni nare*

**Translation (English)**

Have you ever been told you're a person of taste?

Have you been told you're a person of substance?!

Look at this char!

Char... doesn't need any extra seasoning.

There's something inside of me... there's so much dashi in me!

Iwana Minaratte Michelo (You should take a lesson from char)

(Fufu~)

(Since then, laughing)

It's what's inside that counts!

From now on, be a man with dashi.

#### **【For Those of You Want to feel "Eh, Really?!"】13:58~**

**Original (Japanese)**

ファイバー、変身っ！

松岡修造は、Hot Blood Fiberで、熱血ネリネリ！uno！

ということでunoのCM見ました？

かっこいいな～みんな格闘技プロレスラー！

声もいいわ、誰出してんのっ？

わたくし松岡修造の声でございます！

さぁみんなuno持って！もっと熱くなれよ！

unoをよろしくお願いします！uuuuuuuuuuuno！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Faibaa, henshin~!*

*Matsuoka Shuuzou wa, Hot Blood Faibaa de, nekketsu nerineri! Uno!*

*To iu koto de uno no CM mimashita?*

*Kakkoii na~ Min'na kakutougi puroresuraa!*

*Koe mo ii wa, dare dashi ten no~?*

*Watakushi Matsuoka Shuuzou no koe de gozaimasu!*

*Sa~a min'na uno motte! Motto atsuku nare yo!*

*Uno o yoroshikuonegaishimasu! Uuuuuuuuuuuno! !*

**Translation (English)**

Fiber, transform!

Shuzo Matsuoka, with Hot Blood Fiber, hot blooded kneading! Uno!

So, have you seen the Uno commercial?

It's so cool~ They're all martial arts pro wrestlers!

The voice is nice too, who was bringing it out?

This is the voice of Shuzo Matsuoka!

Well, everybody, hold some Uno! Get more confident!

Take care of Uno for me! Uuuuuuuuuuuno!

#### **【2008 - New Year's Greeting: "With Utmost Effort"】14:25~**

(The year 2007 is attached to the beginning. The rest is the same as above)

## 【For Those of You Who Can't Read the Atmosphere】

**Original (Japanese)**

(海岸か湖畔にて)

静かだぁあああああああああああああああああああああああああああ！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Kaigan ka kohan'nite)*

*Shizukada~aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!*

**Translation (English)**

(On the beach or by the lake)

It's so quiet!

## 【For Those of You Who Want to Give Yourself a Victory Pose】

**Original (Japanese)**

自分に頑張れって言える奴は強いよ！

自分にガッツポーズ作れるやつは、どんな時も乗り切れるぜ！

俺は言うよ…頑張れ！！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Jibun ni ganbare tte ieru yatsu wa tsuyoi yo!*

*Jibun ni gattsupoozu tsukureru yatsu wa, don'na toki mo norikireru ze!*

*Ore wa iu yo... ganbare!*

**Translation (English)**

Anyone who can tell themselves to hang in there is strong!

Anyone who can make a victory pose to himself can get through anything!

I'll tell you what... Do your best!

## 【For Those of You Who Have Almost Forgotten How to be Grateful】

**Original (Japanese)**

みなさん！しっかりした御礼、出来てますか？

見て下さい

この、穂が、豊作であればあるほど、ぐーっと倒れてくるんですよね。

こんな御礼が、みんな出来たら素晴らしいと思いませんか？

「パキッ(稲を切る」

ありがとう！心のこもった御礼を…

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Minasan! Shikkari shita orei, dekitemasu ka?*

*Mitekudasai*

*Kono, ho ga, housakudeareba aru hodo, guutto taorete kuru ndesu yo ne.*

*Kon'na orei ga, min'na dekitara subarashī to omoimasen ka?*

*"Paki~(ine o kiru)"*

*Arigatou! Kokoro no komotta orei o…*

**Translation (English)**

Everyone! Do you have a proper way to say thank you?

Please look at this.

The more bountiful the harvest, the more it will fall down.

Wouldn't it be great if we could all say thank you like this?

"Snap (Cutting rice)"

Thank you! A heartfelt thank you...

## 【For Those of You Who Want to be Strong and Supple】

**Original (Japanese)**

みんな、竹になろうよ！

竹ってさぁ、台風が来ても、しなやかじゃない？

台風負けないんだよ！

雪が来てもねぇ、思いっきりそれを撥ね除ける、力強さがあるんだよ！！

そう、みんな、竹になろう！

バンブゥ〜！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Min'na, take ni narou yo!*

*Take tte sa~a, taifuu ga kite mo, shinayaka janai?*

*Taifuu makenai nda yo!*

*Yuki ga kite mo nee, omoikkiri sore o hane nozokeru, chikaradzuyo-sa ga aru nda yo!!*

*Sou, min'na, take ni narou!*

*Banbu~u~!*

**Translation (English)**

Everyone, let's be bamboo!

Bamboo is flexible enough to withstand a typhoon, isn't it?

We're not going to lose to a typhoon!

Even when the snow comes, it has the strength to repel it with all its might!

Yes, everyone, let's be bamboo!

Bamboo!

## 【For Those of You Who Want to Aim for the Ace】

**Original (Japanese)**

(ヅラを被った修造がこっちを見る)

エースを、狙え！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Dzura o kabutta Shuuzou ga kotchi o miru)*

*Eesu o, nerae!*

**Translation (English)**

(Shuzo, wearing a wig, looks at the camera)

Aim for the ace!

## 【For Those of You Who Want to Enjoy Their Rice】

**Original (Japanese)**

美味しく食べる方法を教えてあげよう！

呼吸法なんだよ！

腹式呼吸から始めていこう。そして吸ってからちょうどいい、今入って行く所を押す。

ハッハッハッハッっとこの勢い。ハッハッハッハッ！

おいしそうに食べたいイメージ。ハッハッハッハッ！

そっから食べてくと！もうまさに準備万端！！最高の味が感じれます。

「冷たぁい。」

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Oishiku taberu houhou o oshiete ageyou!*

*Kokyuu-houna nda yo!*

*Fukushikikokyuu kara hajimete ikou. Soshite sutte kara choudo ii, ima haitte iku tokoro o osu.*

*Hahhahhahha~tto kono ikioi. Hahhahhahha~!*

*Oishi-sou ni tabetai imeeji. Hahhahhahha~!*

*Sokkara tabete kuto! Mou masani junbimantan!! Saikou no aji ga kanji remasu.*

*"Tsumeta~ai."*

**Translation (English)**

I'll teach you how to eat well!

It's a breathing exercise!

Let's start with abdominal breathing. And just after you inhale, push where you're going in now.

Hahhahhahha, this momentum. Hahhahhahha~!

Imagine a delicious-looking meal. Hahhahhahha~!

And then we'll eat! It's all ready to go! You can feel the best flavor.

"It's so cold."

## 【For Those of You Who are Suffering Alone】

**Original (Japanese)**

一人で苦しんでんだろう…？つらいだろう！？暗いんだろう…

じゃあ、エースをねらえ！を歌ってみろよお前！！

コートでは～誰でも一人…一人きりなんだよ！

私の愛も苦しみを！誰もわかっちゃくれねぇんだよ！一人なんだから！

でも、煌めく風が走る～♪太陽が！

燃えてるだろ～？唇には！強い花びら！私は飛ぼう！自分の強いボールになってっていう…笑ってきた？

これがいいんだよ！明るくなっただろう！？一人でもやっていけるぞう！

だからこそ、自分の自信 エースを狙ってけ！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Hitori de kurushinde ndarou…? Tsuraidarou! ? Kurai ndarou…*

*Jaa, eesu o nerae! O utatte miro yo omae!*

*Ko o tode wa~ Daredemo hitori… Hitorikirina nda yo!*

*Watashi no ai mo kurushimi o! Dare mo wakatcha kurene~e nda yo! Hitorina ndakara!*

*Demo, kirameku kaze ga hashiru~♪ Taiyou ga!*

*Moe terudaro~? Kuchibiru ni wa! Tsuyoi hanabira! Watashi wa tobou! Jibun no tsuyoi bo o ru ni natte tte iu… waratte kita?*

*Kore ga ii nda yo! Akaruku nattadarou! ? Hitori de moyatte ikeru zou!*

*Dakarakoso, jibun no jishin eesu o neratte ke!*

**Translation (English)**

You're suffering all by yourself, aren't you..? It must be hard for you! I know it's dark...

Then, you should sing "Aim for the Ace!"

Everyone... everyone's alone on the court!

My love is suffering! No one can understand me! I'm all alone!

But the sun with its shimmering wind running!

It's burning, isn't it? On your lips! Strong petals! I'm gonna fly! I'm going to be my own strong ball... Are you starting to smile?

That's what I'm talking about! It's brighter now, isn't it? I can do this on my own!

That's why I'm so confident. Aim for the ace!

## 【For Those of You Who Want to Thank 2008】

**Original (Japanese)**

みんな〜、心を込めてありがとう！！

(通り過ぎる電車に手を振る)

ありがとう！

子供「ありがとう」　ありがとう

おっ、来た来た来た来た来た　ありがとありがとありがと

柏木さん！！

「ハッハッハッハッハw」「誰？」

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Min'na~, kokorowokomete arigatou!*

*(Tourisugiru densha ni tewofuru)*

*Arigatou!*

*Kodomo "Arigatou" Arigatou*

*O~, kita kita kita kita kita arigatoarigatoarigato*

*Kashiwagi-san!*

*"Hahhahhahhahha" "Dare?"*

**Translation (English)**

Everyone, give thanks with all your heart!

(Waving to a passing train)

Thank you!

Child "Thank you" Thank you

Oh~ Hereitcomeshereitcomeshereitcomeshereitcomeshereitcomes, thanksthanksthanks

Mr. Kashiwagi!

"Hahhahhahhahha" "Who?"

## 【2009 - New Year's Greeting "Energy"】

**Original (Japanese)**

みなさん！明けましておめでとうございます！

今年の2009年の僕のテーマは…元気！

みなさんに少しでも元気を、パワーを与えれるよう頑張っていきたいと思います！

さぁ！今年もー！元気に行こーーーーーーーーーー！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Minasan! Akemashiteomedetougozaimasu!*

*Kotoshi no nisenkyuu-nen no boku no te e ma wa... Genki!*

*Minasan ni sukoshi demo genki o, pawaa o atae reru yō ganbatte ikitai to omoimasu!*

*Sa~a! Kotoshi mo o! Genki ni iko!*

**Translation (English)**

Everyone! Happy New Year!

My theme for this year, 2009, is... Energy!

I'm going to do my best to give everyone a little energy and power!

Come on! This year, too! Let's go!

## **【For Those of You Who Want to be Number One, part 2】**

**Original (Japanese)**

一番になるって言ったよな？

日本一になるっつったよな！？

ぬるま湯なんかに浸かってんじゃねぇよお前！！

今日からお前は！富士山だ！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Ichiban ni naru tte itta yo na?*

*Nihon'ichi ni naru ttsutta yo na! ?*

*Nurumayu nanka ni tsukatten jane~e yo omae! !*

*Kyou kara omae wa! Fujisanda! !*

**Translation (English)**

You said you'd be number one, right?

I thought you said you were going to be the best in Japan!

You shouldn't be soaked in lukewarm water!

From today on, you are! Mt. Fuji!

## **【For Those of You Who are Really Really Cool】**

**Original (Japanese)**

岡村さん！熱血修造キャンプようこそ！！

これで、あなたはテニスの基本を覚えるよ！それだけじゃない！！

脂肪を燃やしてけ！！

痩せることができるんですよ～！

このスペシャルプログラム　みんな準備はいいか！？

プロの人達「おー！」

そう！それではですね。初心者であっても、体力に自信が…

みんな元気ですかー！？

めちゃイケではお世話になりましたねー。

なんと、このＤＶＤ！２万人以上の応募がドンッとありがとうございます！

僕は毎日一生懸命これやってる！

今は！もう一つのウィンブルドンを目指しています！

そう！いつも、めちゃめちゃ、いけてま～～～～す！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Okamura-san! Nekketsu Shuuzou kyanpu youkoso! !*

*Kore de, anata wa tenisu no kihon o oboeru yo! Sore dake janai! !*

*Shibou o moyashite ke! !*

*Yaseru koto ga dekiru ndesu yo~!*

*Kono supesharu puroguramu Min'na junbi wa ii ka! ?*

*Puro no hitotachi "Oo!"'*

*Sou! Soredewadesu ne. Shoshinshadeatte mo, tairyoku ni jishin ga…*

*Min'na genkidesukaa! ?*

*Mechaikede wa osewaninarimashita ne e.*

*Nanto, kono DVD! 2 Man-ri ijou no oobo ga dontto arigatougozaimasu!*

*Boku wa mainichi isshoukenmei kore yatteru!*

*Ima wa! Mouhitotsu no U~inburudon o mezashite imasu!*

*Sou! Itsumo, mechamecha, ikete ma~~~~su!!*

**Translation (English)**

Okamura! Welcome to Hot-Blooded Shuzo Camp!

Now you're going to learn the basics of tennis! And that's not all!

Burn off the fat!

You can lose weight~!

This is a special program, is everyone ready?!

Professional people "Yeah!"

Yes! So let's see. Even if you're a beginner, if you're confident in your physical strength...

How is everyone doing?!

Thank you for your help with *Mecha-Ike.*

Oh my god, this DVD! Thank you for the over 20,000 thumping applications!

I'll do this every day for the rest of my life!

And now! We're going for another Wimbledon!

Yes! It's always so, so cool!

## **【For Those of You Who Make Decisions Based on Looks Alone!】**

**Original (Japanese)**

想像してください…ここは、どこなのか！？

想像してください…一体、何があるのか！？

(長い間)

ここは、人の家です…！

見た目で判断すんじゃねぇよ！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Souzou shite kudasai… koko wa, dokona no ka!?*

*Souzou shite kudasai… ittai, nani ga aru no ka!?*

*(Nagaiai)*

*Koko wa, hito no iedesu…!*

*Mitame de handan sun jane~e yo!*

**Translation (English)**

Just imagine... Where am I?!

Just imagine... What in the world is going on?!

(Long interval)

This is a person's home...!

Don't judge things by their looks!

## **【For Those of You Who Want to be Number One, Part 3】**

**Original (Japanese)**

お前何恥ずかしがってんだよ！富士山のように強い声出すっつったよな！！？今日からお前は！！！

「富士山だ～～～(ゴスペル)　　　　富士山だー！」

(全員笑う)すいません・・・すいません・・・・すげぇ・・・・先生すごい・・・・・

こう、指までいっちゃいました

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Omae nani hazukashi gatte nda yo! Fujisan no you ni tsuyoi koedasu ttsutta yo na!!? Kyou kara omae wa!!!*

*"Fujisanda~~~(Gosuperu) Fujisandaa!"*

*(Zen'in warau) Suimasen... suimasen... suge~e... Sensei sugoi...*

*Kou, yubi made itchaimashita*

Translation (English)

What are you so embarresed about?! You said your voice was as strong as Mt. Fuji! From now on you are!

"Mt. Fuji (Gospel) Mt. Fuji!"

(Everyone laughs) I'm sorry... I'm sorry... Wow... Teacher, you're amazing...

It's like this, you even had my finger

## **【For Those of You Who Want to be Number One, Part 4】**

**Original (Japanese)**

一番になるっつったよな？ナンバー1になるっつったよな！？

まずは、形から入ってみろよ！

今日からお前は！！

一番だ！！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*Ichiban ni naru ttsutta yo na? Nanbaa 1 ni naru ttsutta yo na!?*

*Mazuwa, katachi kara haitte miro yo!*

*Kyou kara omae wa!!!*

*Ichibanda!!!*

**Translation (English)**

You said you'd be number one, right? You said you'd be number one, didn't you?!

First things first, try to get in shape!

From today on, you are!

Number one!

## **【For Those of You Who Want to be Number One, Part 5】**

**Original (Spanish)**

Buenos días! (コンニチハ…)

Ha dicho que seré campeón!

アナタ一番なる言てたよ。

Tu tienes una pasión, como España!

ココスペインミタイニ情熱持ってタ。スゴカッタヨ！

先訳すヨ。今日カラアナタ一番ダヨ！！

Desde hoy, tu eres campeón!

**Original (Japanish)**

(バルセロナのサグラダ＝ファミリアの前にて)

ブエノスディアス！(コンニチハ…)

アジッチョッケイ！セラカンピア！

アナタ一番なる言てたよ。

トゥチェレス！UNOパーン塩！コメスルニア！！

ココスペインミタイニ情熱持ってタ。スゴカッタヨ！

先訳すヨ。今日カラアナタ一番ダヨ！！

デステオイ！トゥエレス！カンピオ！！

**Hepburn Romanization**

*(Baruserona no Sagurada Famiria no mae nite)*

*Buenosudiasu! (Kon'nichiwa…)*

*Ajitchokkei! Serakanpia!*

*Anata ichiban naru gen teta yo.*

*To~ucheresu! UNO paan shio! Komesurunia!!*

*Kokosupeinmitaini jounetsu motte ta. Sugokattayo!*

*Saki yakusu yo. Kyou karaanata ichiban dayo!!*

*Desuteoi! To~ueresu! Kanpio!!*

**Translation (Japanish to English)**

(In front of the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona)

Buenos días! (Hello...)

Ajitchokkei! Serakanpia!

You said you the best.

Tucheres! UNO Pan Salt! Comesulnia!

I am as passionate about here as I am in Spain here. It amazing!

Here a translation. Today from now, you the best!

Desuteoi! Tweles! Campio!