Han Mi's Storytime Theatre: How To Talk To A Cute Girl Without Being A Creep

art by PixelWayve

**Han Mi's Storytime Theatre: How To Talk To A Cute Girl Without Being A Creep** is a single track written and produced by Paul Shapera. It features Psyche Chimere as Han-Mi, Paul Shapera as Raven, and Lauren Osborn as The Floozy.

## Synopsis

Han Mi welcomes everyone to the storytime theatre with a delightful impression of Raven, calling him a "weirdly desperately thirsty geriatric narcissist." Raven appears and says that Han's impersonation of him is terrible. (He is wrong.) They start singing a duet of medleys.

Han transitions to describing her backstory. Her mother was raised in the ghetto of New Albion and got into drug dealing in order to become rich. Her dad was a hustler who was trying to get a big score so they could leave the game. They stole a truly epic score from the mob, who then hunted them for months and eventually killed her mother. Her dad took the money and ran, and Han does not know if he's dead or alive. Raven offers to give Han a hug.

Then there is a story about Lost Hollow. The town has stopped growing, since the radio show is no longer picking up new listeners. They decide to send Sonya Saurez out to the real world to figure out a way to increase Lost Hollow's popularity. Sonya heads to a saloon and meets Oliver, a video game developer who has just quit his job due to bad working conditions. Oliver tells Sonya that radio is outdated and a video game is the way to grow the town. Sonya brings Oliver to Lost Hollow and he agrees to create an open world RPG centered around Lost Hollow.

When they begin marketing the game, a new town forms nearby based on an incredibly popular video game: Nazi Death War. In New Albion, Nazis are a fictitious type of bad guy, like zombies. The appearance of the town bleeds over to Lost Hollow, causing the residents to have to deal with unwanted Nazis shooting at everything and shouting racist and homophobic epithets. Henry turns into Hurl to deal with the problem, but a giant naked beast of a man randomly appearing in the middle of battle increases the popularity of Nazi Death Way.

Mary and Channelle set off into the desert, and after a long and grueling journey they arrive at Num Num Kittyland. They make a deal with the Num Num Kitties, and summon the Carnival to drag Num Num Kittyland across the desert, allowing the Num Num Kitties to invade Nazi Death War. Rainbow farting Num Num Kitties are not appealing to the Nazi Death War fanbase, and when the game developers cannot figure out where the Num Num Kitties are coming from and stop their appearance, the game is shut down. Meanwhile, Oliver launches the Lost Hollow Weird West gaming line, which becomes top rated and results in a tremendous growth spurt for the town.

Han Mi then reads some viewer mail from Katelyn the Costume Designer. To answer the questing of any other Post-Humans have come by the Carnival, Han says not yet, but hints at a reunion in the near future. And to answer the question of where in the metaverse she would like to travel to, Han says once she builds her ashram, she would like to go with Henry on a pirate adventure.

The track ends with Han and The Floozy singing a duet of The Happiness Song from You're A Good Man Charlie Brown.

## Tivia

* The show takes place immediately before Han-Mi leaves to find Michael at the end of Kevin & Abi and the Secret of the Golden Pendant.
* Raven arrived late to the show because Han had misplaced his show hat

## Cast

Psyche Chimere as Han-Mi

Paul Shapera as Raven

Lauren Osborn as The Floozy

Cover art by PixelWayve

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