LARD

## Formation and Ideology

The Lounge Association of Retarded Dickheads (LARD) is a fictional guerrilla fighting group with a unique and unconventional approach to its quest for Virolahti's independence. In the Occupation and Invasion of Virolahti, LARD emerged in response to the joint occupation of Virolahti by Russian and American armed forces. LARD's formation is rooted in a satirical and irreverent ideology, emphasizing humour, absurdity, and a steadfast commitment to securing the region's sovereignty.

## Leadership

The leadership of LARD remains a closely guarded secret, with its key figures using pseudonyms and adopting personas that reflect the group's unconventional nature.

It is suspected that leadership includes Cpt. Hawkeye who reports directly to Petros who is their political leader, Ghost Section commander PhoenixTear and Viking Section Commander HexChaos commonly nicknamed Oz.

Members of LARD embrace their roles as "retarded dickheads" to subvert expectations and maintain anonymity while leading the resistance.

## Resistance Strategies

LARD's approach to guerrilla warfare stands in stark contrast to conventional tactics. The group employs a variety of satirical and humorous methods to undermine the authority of the occupying forces and maintain the spirit of resistance within Virolahti:

1. Absurd Acts of Defiance: LARD members are known for their creative and often absurd acts of defiance, which include staging bizarre public events, pulling off humorous pranks, and conducting unconventional protests. These actions serve to confuse and demoralize the occupying forces while bolstering local morale.
2. Coded Communication: LARD utilizes a system of cryptic and humorous codes to communicate among its members. This unique approach adds an additional layer of intrigue and humor to their resistance operations, keeping the occupiers guessing and locals engaged.
3. Community Building: LARD places great importance on community-building efforts. The group organizes events, gatherings, and social activities aimed at bringing Virolahti's residents together, fostering a sense of unity and resilience in the face of occupation.
4. Direct engagement and humiliation of US and Russian Ground Forces. The group directly attacks and then parades military personnel and equipment to humiliate the occupational forces

## International Diplomacy

Despite their unconventional methods, LARD seeks international support for Virolahti's independence. The group leverages humour and satire in their diplomatic efforts, aiming to draw attention to the occupation and secure assistance from sympathetic nations and organizations.

## International Standing:

The US and their NATO allies have designated LARD as a terrorist organization, primarily because the group's actions have targeted military installations in the region, posing a security threat to NATO member states. LARD's activities have led to calls for a coordinated response among NATO members, reflecting their stance on the matter.

On the other hand, the Russian government has been more cautious in its approach. While they do not officially support LARD, they have refrained from labelling them as a terrorist organization. Russia's position may be influenced by its historical ties to the region or a desire to avoid escalating tensions with neighbouring NATO countries. This divide in international perspectives has created a diplomatic challenge, as NATO allies seek to address the issue of LARD while managing their relationship with Russia.

## Historical Actions

Due to the ongoing conflict this list incomplete.