Yjyb Ubik

Yjyb Ubik is a man born in ash and filled with pure rage and violence who is (apparently) living/residing in Ouadi Ouloumanga in Chad. He is of unknown relation to the main plotline (see: Voginiev, Grug) however he has been seen interacting with many deities and characters during his life. Yjyb is very dangerous and he has been classed by most governments as a threat to society including the Chadian government, however due to the fact he lives near the Sudanese border he is reported to regularly cross the border itself and curse the gods in the Sudanese Sahara.

## Early life

Yjyb was allegedly born on Neptune (according to himself) but all other Gruginiev trusted sources say otherwise with his life actually starting in the Kaplankyr Reserve in Turkmenistan. Due to the harsh living conditions there he was forced to eat dirt and extract salt from rocks as seasoning. Early in life he turned to Ungraism and he was told by an unidentified deity to pilgrimage to the holy lands. According to Yjyb at this point in time he was sent to Saturn and was floating around in primordial soup before arriving in Greenland mysteriously, burning on re-entry and creating a massive crater filled with fire where he would live for the next 10 years. In reality he migrated to a near village called Nugunek where he accidentally split an atom and desolated the entire reserve. This was his sign to leave and start taking life seriously. Throughout his life Yjyb would walk to various locations and settle down before abandoning it and leaving Ungraistic signs. Nobody cared sadly so he is still not recognized as a prophet in Ungraism. His actions during this period of pilgrimage were not very notable and many of his life during this time is not recorded. Not much is known about how he was raised and his origins in terms of relatives.

## Adult life

At 19 he left Kyzyl-Orda in Kazakhstan and quietly began to sneak into the Baikonur Cosmodrome where he stole 3 rockets and some very important research papers crucial to the Russian government's technological progression. Due to this he was officially marked as a threat to the Russians and so began the manhunt for Mr. Ubik. The Kazakh government was quickly informed and a Burman nomad that happened to be residing in the area named U O helped him escape from various secret services multiple times. After successfully escaping the Kazakh government's area of investigation he was marked a fugitive and other governments were alerted. He quickly rode with U to his homeland in Myanmar, entirely on a tuk-tuk. The terrain was very treacherous and it took them about a year (note that being slower than walking), the time being greatly increased by various stops for not only Yjyb but also U to pray. For some time they both lived together in Ka Zun Ma, Myanmar. During this time Yjyb began studying the ancient powers of Ungra deities which told him to burn the classified Russian documents. Their location is unknown but is suspected to be outside of Ka Zun Ma. After 3 years of living together Yjyb moved out and took his rockets with him. For some time his whereabouts were unknown even to U but after an inquiry by U directed at Ingrakafiwhich may or may not have been related Yjyb was found wandering homeless in Dikson, Siberia. Yjyb's own words are the only source for his actions during his time.