The Batman Pitch Meeting

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**The Batman Pitch Meeting** is the first pitch meeting uploaded on the Pitch Meeting channel.

## Premise

Step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Batman!

## Characters

* Screenwriter Guy
* Producer Guy

## Trivia

* This is the first Pitch Meeting on the new channel.

## Quotes

### Yes, sir, I do

> **Producer Guy**: So, you have a new Batman movie for me?
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: Yes, sir, I do!
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### Yeah, yeah, yeah

> **Screenwriter Guy**: Well, sir, if we keep going like this, pretty soon people will pay to see a completely dark screen and we could play some kind of Batman audio book or something.
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> **Producer Guy**: Oh, that will save us a ton of money.
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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### Because

> **Producer Guy**: I guess his mouth is covered too, right? Otherwise, they could just aim at that.
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: No, that's completely exposed, but nobody's gonna shoot at that part.
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> **Producer Guy**: Why not?
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: Because.
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> **Producer Guy**: That works.
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### That makes sense

> **Producer Guy**: Nice!
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: But sometimes he doesn't solve them immediately, and that means he's got to go stand on a rooftop with Gordon or Catwoman for an extended period of time.
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> **Producer Guy**: That makes sense.
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### A very...

> **Producer Guy**: Oh, we've got Penguin in the movie, what's he gonna do?
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: He's gonna be like "Hey, oh, what are you doin'?"
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> **Producer Guy**: A very Italian-American flightless bird!
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> **Producer Guy**: That was referencing this exact street light?
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: It was, yeah.
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> **Producer Guy**: Oh, very vague and also specific!
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> **Producer Guy**: So... Okay. So, good.
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> **Screenwriter Guy:** Yeah, totally okay. So then he takes a flare and he guides a bunch of people out of this flooded area into, I guess, another flooded area, because, you know, everything's flooded.
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> **Producer Guy**: A very underwater Gotham!
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### Whoops! Whoopsie!

> **Producer Guy**: So all those people in the exploded cars died so Batman could follow an incorrect hunch?
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: That's right.
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> **Producer Guy**: Oh, whoops!
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: Whoopsie!
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### Tight

> **Producer Guy**: How does he figure that out?
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: Well he happens to run into a cop who happens to start talking about how he happens to have an uncle who works in a carpet business.
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> **Producer Guy**: Oh, very specific uncles are tight!
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: They sure are, sir.
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### Super easy, barely an inconvenience

> **Screenwriter Guy**: Yeah, this time it does, so he's like "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ooh, stop, ow, ow, ow", but there's still a bunch of cosplayers around.
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> **Producer Guy**: Wow, so, okay, I guess it's gonna be pretty tough to get out of that situation, huh?
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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> **Pruducer Guy**: Oh, really?
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: Yeah, 'cause, see, Batman's got some green juice.
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### End info

> **Producer Guy**: Great, well, it'll be nice to have a good cinematic experience, you know, it seems like everything is just streaming shows these days.
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> **Screenwriter Guy**: That's so true, sir, it will be nice. And then you know what we could do if it's a success?
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> **Producer Guy**: What's that?
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> ***The Batman: The Penguin Spinoff Show Officially Announced***
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## References

1. ↑  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F1B7fdT5H8