The Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond

## Subpages

**The Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond** is the third episode of *TSM The Amazing Race 15: Heroes & Villains*.

## Story

Leg 3 (Based off Leg 3 of The Amazing Race 33)

The race resumes at Hofburg Imperial Palace.

Getsome & Abe will depart 1st.

**Route Info:** Teams must fly to Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom. Upon arrival, they must travel by train to Glasgow and find a marked car at the NCP Car Park to find their next clue.

**Getsome:** "Excuse me. Are there any flight to Scotland?"

**Flight Attendant:** "There is one last flight that has a lot of seats."

**Abe:** "We’re on the same flight looks like."

All teams are on the same flight and train.

Train arrives.

**Candy:** "Over there!"

**Route info:** Teams must drive themselves to the Culag Lochside Guest House on the shores of Loch Lomond in Luss. Once there, they must use a mallet to pop a bung out of a barrel to receive a number for one of two groups departing fifteen minutes apart the next morning.

**Mega:** "We’re all in a line. Everyone knows what’s on the line."

**Peanut:** "We’ve got a long ways to go so we’ll see what happens."

**Candy:** "I see it right there."

**Imposs:** "No other cars, we’re the first ones here!"

Candy & Imposs pop the bung and are in group 1.

Getsome & Abe pop the bung and are in group 1.

Spark & Red pop the bung and are in group 1.

Ella & Bladez pop the bung and are in group 1.

Iconic & Brittnee pop the bung and are in group 1.

Mega & White pop the bung and are in group 2.

Eliov & Peanut pop the bung and are in group 2.

Micky & Clara pop the bung and are in group 2.

Nemo & Ashley pop the bung and are in group 2.

Bean & Soccer pop the bung and are in group 2.

**Candy:** "We feel good about getting here first. It gives us a confidence boost we needed."

**Spark:** "There’s a lot of down time we have here so we want to use it to form some bonds."

(cf) **Ashley:** "There was a guitar, a flute, and a few cajóns sitting around so a few of us decided to have a little fun."

(cf) **Iconic:** "It was me on the flute, Nemo & Ashley on the cajóns, and Abe on guitar and lead vocal."

(cf) **Abe:** "And I sang an old scottish tune I know called "The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond" since that’s where we are."

**Brittnee:** "This is gonna be good."

**Abe:** "By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes,
Where the sun shines bright on Loch Lomond,
Where me and my true love were ever wont to gae,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Loch Lomond."

**Getsome:** "Woo!"

**Abe:** "O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll tak' the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye,
But me and my true love will never meet again,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Loch Lomond."

**Brittnee:** "You guys sound so good!"

(cf) **Bladez:** "A few teams are here for fun, but I’m here for business. I’m keeping an eye out for chances to make alliances."

**Red:** "I’m tired of this noise. I just want to read this book in peace."

**Spark:** "You’ve never complained about not being able to read before since you don’t read books."

**Red:** "Well I’m complaining now. Why do we have to race in Scotland again? I got out here last time."

**White:** "Nothing like a campfire to set the mood for the leg."

**Mega:** "Someone’s coming."

**Soccer:** "Oh look who it is. If it isn’t rat dragon himself."

**White:** "Excuse me? Why should I care about you at this moment?"

**Soccer:** "Because of that stunt you pulled on me the last time we raced together when you got yourself out for trying to gang up on me."

**White:** "So why are you mad then?"

**Soccer:** "Because I can and I WILL!"

**White:** "Petty much. Now go away and let me enjoy my campfire!"

**Soccer:** "Not if I do this with my water bottle."

**White:** "I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! THAT TOOK ME A HALF HOUR TO GET RIGHT."

**Soccer:** "TOO BAD HAHAHA!"

(cf) **Soccer:** "I have made it my mission to antagonize that little dragon. Something about it just gives me joy."

(cf) **White:** "Soccer underestimates me. That’s fine cause I’ll get the last laugh on him and he’ll never know what hit him."

**Bean:** "Soccer shut up."

**Soccer:** "No this obnoxious dragon."

**Bean:** "Soccer just shut up."

(cf) **Bean:** "White is honestly probably my best friend here and the last thing I need is my stupid partner to make him hate us. Just shut up for once."

**Peanut:** "We’ve got an early morning tomorrow."

**Eliov:** "Goodnight!"

**Group 1:** Candy & Imposs, Getsome & Abe, Spark & Red, Ella & Bladez, Iconic & Brittnee.

**Group 2:** Mega & White, Eliov & Peanut, Micky & Clara, Nemo & Ashley, Bean & Soccer.

Next day.

Group 1 departs.

**Route info:** Teams must drive themselves to Òran Mór to find their next clue.

**Candy:** "We’re all in a car line right now. If we stay there, we may finish in the front today."

Group 2 departs.

**Peanut:** "We are all in a line but we know where we’re going. If there's a sharp turn, we’re ditching these guys."

**Imposs:** "There it is."

**Roadblock:** "*Who thinks they have this one in the bag?*"
One team member must assemble a set of bagpipes and then play a note alongside the Johnstone Pipe Band for the length of a song to receive their next clue.

Imposs is doing the RB.

Abe is doing the RB.

Red is doing the RB.

Bladez is doing the RB.

Brittnee is doing the RB.

**Bladez:** "This thing looks complicated."

**Brittnee:** "Iconic would’ve been a better choice for the music part, but I am better at building things."

**Eliov:** "We’re coming up on a hard turn."

**Peanut:** "Take it."

**Nemo:** "Follow them!"

**Eliov:** "We lost everyone except Nemo & Ashley."

**Micky:** "Please tell me we didn’t miss our exit."

**Red:** "I’m finished. I’m gonna blow your mind!"

**Spark:** "That was bad."

Red tries and fails.

**Red:** "WHAT! WHAT DID I SO WRONG?!"

**Bladez:** "Finished mine."

**Abe:** "Ugh! He finished just before I did."

Bladez tries and fails.

**Bladez:** "You’re joking."

Abe finishes the RB currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must travel to the Saracen Fountain at Alexandra Park to find their next clue.

**Red:** "THAT’S RIGGED! WHY WOULD THEY PUT ANOTHER MUSIC TASK IN!"

**Abe:** "Red’s mad."

**Getsome:** "He always is."

Candy finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.

**Red:** "And I couldn’t even beat her."

Bladez finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.

Red finishes the RB currently in 4th place.

Peanut is doing the RB

Nemo is doing the RB.

**Brittnee:** "Ah ha! I was missing that little piece. Now we’re getting somewhere."

**Getsome:** "There it is."

**Detour:** Kilt or Rebuilt?

**Choice A:** *Kilt*
Teams must make their way to Britannia Panopticon Music Hall and learn and perform the song "Donald Where's Your Troosers?" in Highland dress to receive their next clue.

**Choice B:** *Rebuilt*
Teams must make their way to Fishers Cooperage and had to remove the top hoops from two whisky barrels, hammer in a new head into each barrel, and replace the hoops to receive their next clue.

Getsome & Abe are doing Kilt.

**Abe:** "Time for Getsome to get in on the performing."

**Candy:** "We’re strong."

Candy & Imposs are doing Rebuilt.

**Ella:** "Doing the physical."

Ella & Bladez are doing Rebuilt.

**Red:** "WHAT! YET ANOTHER MUSIC RELATED TASK! THAT’S FOUR IN A ROW! THIS RACE IS RIGGED TO THE MAX!"

**Spark:** "Or we could pick the physical one we’re good at."

Spark & Red are doing Rebuilt.

Nemo finishes the RB currently in 5th place.

**Peanut:** "He did that fast!"

Clara is doing the RB.

Mega is doing the RB.

Bean is doing the RB.

**Abe:** "Let the wind blow high
Let the wind blow low
Through the streets, in my kilt I'll go
All the lassies say hello
Donald, where's your troosers?"

**Getsome:** "Let’s try it."

Getsome & Abe try but fail.

**Getsome:** "We need to practice more."

**Spark:** "Got hoop number one."

**Imposs:** "We’re keeping a good pace."

**Candy:** "Well faster girl."

**Imposs:** "Candy let me focus, this is why you were the second boot on season 6."

**Candy:** "At Least I made the jury. Weren’t you perjury like 3/4 seasons you played?"

**Imposs:** "You know I didn’t ask for your opinion, thanks."

**Bladez:** "Here’s our chance to get first place if we can get these two barrels done."

**Ella:** "Calm and composed."

(cf) **Ella:** "Bladez is very competitive and I think its good for him to be, but I want to be more down to earth lets not get frustrated or stress and just do our job."

Nemo & Ashley are doing Kilt.

**Ashley:** "We’ve both played in band so this seems like the better choice."

Brittnee finishes the RB currently in 6th place.

**Clara:** "This is confusing!"

**Mega:** "I’m doing pretty good right now."

**Bean:** "This is too complex. I’m not sure how to read this."

(cf) **Bean:** "I really want to get this done before Clara because she still is my enemy from big brother 5."

(cf) **Clara:** "Bean still hates me since I slayed him on big brother 5. Sorry your mad boo hoo, zing bot admitted you were a cry baby. Not my problem because they are such a weak team I forget about them."

Getsome & Abe finish detour currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must make their way to the University of Glasgow to check in. The last team to check in may be eliminated.

**Candy:** "Bam!"

Candy & Imposs finish detour currently in 2nd place.

Spark & Red finish detour currently in 3rd place.

**Bladez:** "Dang it! I hit it too hard and bent it."

**Ella:** "That’s fine. We’ll fix it."

**Red:** "It’s right there. I see Candy & Imposs! RUN!"

Getsome & Abe, you are team number 1! As the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a trip to South Africa!

**Getsome:** "Two in a row baby!"

**Candy:** "Nice."

Candy & Imposs, you are team number 2.

Spark & Red, you are team number 3.

**Red:** "Who got first?"

**Imposs:** "Getsome & Abe."

**Red:** "THAT’S IT! THIS WHOLE RACE IS SET UP TO GIVE HIM AN ADVENTAGE WITH ALL THESE TASKS! FOUR MUSIC TASKS IN A ROW?! WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE! THIS RACE IS RIGGED! I SAID IT!"

(cf) **Imposs:** "We just made a big leap in placements and we didn’t want Red to drag down the mood so we walked away."

Iconic & Brittnee are doing Kilt.

Ella & Bladez finish detour currently in 4th place.

Nemo & Ashley finish detour currently in 5th place.

**Spark:** "Let’s go."

Peanut finishes the RB currently in 7th place.

Mega finishes the RB currently in 8th place.

**Soccer:** "Hurry up Bean!"

**Clara:** "UGH!"

(cf) **Ella:** "We get to the pit stop and there was Red screaming his lungs out."

Ella & Bladez, you are team number 4.

**Red:** "I’M GONNA SUE THIS SHOW FOR ALL YOU’RE WORTH FOR THIS!"

**Bladez:** "What’s this all about?"

**Red:** "FOUR MUSIC TASKS IN A ROW! AND GUESS WHO CAME IN FIRST AGAIN!"

**Bladez:** "That is so stupid."

(cf) **Ella:** "Ok so not only is Bladez bitter but we got beard blue what is his name? He is so annoying, but I guess if he wants Abe out the target is off us."

**Spark:** "We’ve been here for about 30 minutes doing this…"

**Bladez:** "We’ll talk later. I’m interested."

**Spark:** "Please, can we go rest now?"

**Red:** "Fine."

**Phil:** "Oy vey."

**Nemo:** "There he is!"

Nemo & Ashley, you are team number 5!

**Ashley:** "Nice!"

Clara finishes the RB currently in 9th place.

**Clara:** "Haha bye losers."

Bean finishes the RB currently in Last place

**Soccer:** "Ugh got to prove I am better than her we are a bit behind."

**Clara:** "Did I mention I won Haiti."

Mega & White are doing Rebulit

Eliov & Peanut are doing Kilt

**Iconic:** "Sing like you mean it."

**Brittnee:** "LALALALALALALALALALA."

**Judge:** "Ew."

**Iconic:** "Ok not like that."

Micky & Clara are doing Rebuilt

Bean & Soccer are doing Rebuilt

(cf) **Clara:** "We learned no music we got to be physical."

**Peanut:** "Ugh this is hard."

**Iconic:** "Here we go!"

Iconic & Brittnee finish detour currently in 6th place

Brittnee: "Finally that was hard."

**Eliov:** "Keep calm, we are fine."

**White:** "Ugh this is a pain."

**Mega:** "Just getting that part in hmm."

**Soccer:** "Oh we beat them here."

**Clara:** "How did they pass us? That is so stupid."

ALL TEAMS WORK

**Eliov:** "Ugh wrong again."

**White:** "Ugh did we put that piece in wrong."

**Eliov:** "WEOWOWOW"

**Peanut:** "SINGING YAH!"

Eliov & Peanut finish detour currently in 7th place

**Iconic:** "Ugh she went the wrong way."

**Brittnee:** "Just hoping we are not out of it."

**Clara:** "Micky you nice and strong lets go!"

**Bean:** "Ugh I want Haiti girl out."

**Clara:** "I want to show Bean who is truly boss."

**White:** "I hate Soccer and Clara. Can they both go home and Bean and Micky become a new team."

**Mega:** "That's not how it works, you know."

**White:** "Well I am changing the rules"

Eliov & Peanut you are team number 6!

**Eliov:** "Staying under the radar is what is keeping us in."

Mega & White finish detour currently in 8th place

**Mega:** "We got to hurry, we are not that far ahead."

Iconic & Brittnee you are team number 7!

**Phil:** "Were you taking a quick detour."

**Iconic:** "Just enjoying the sights."

**Brittnee:** "Hey we just wanted to be polite and give them as place!"

**Iconic:** "Yes its our strategy!"

**Micky:** "Check?"

WRONG

**Clara:** "Oh my gosh!"

**Soccer:** "ugh thats wrong."

**Bean:** "Just do this."

Mega & White you are team number 8!

**Bean:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

Bean & Soccer finish detour currently in 9th place

**Micky:** "Oh my gosh its not like us to be in last."

**Clara:** "We can not go home this early."

**Clara:** "ugh."

**Bean:** "Almost there!"

Micky & Clara finish the detour currently in Last place.

**Soccer:** "I think its here."

**Clara:** "Maybe they got lost?"

DODOD

**Bean:** "Woo!"

**Soccer:** "Phil we are here!"

Bean & Soccer you are team number 9 and you are still in the race!

**Bean:** "We beat Clara today."

**Soccer:** "I truly am the better Canadian."

**Clara:** "Ugh."

**Micky:** "The worst leg ever."

Micky & Clara did not expect to see you both here. Unfortunately you are the last team to arrive and you have been eliminated from the race!

**Micky:** "Its really not like us to go out this early."

**Clara:** "We are both winners and I came in confident and this is the first time I feel like my ego has been checked out the door."

(cf) **Micky:** "Over conference is a disease and we caught it like we were doing so well."

(cf) **Clara:** "I mean I’d be lying to say that was fun but hey maybe there will be a learning experience."

**Micky:** "I think we both know we will be back."

**Clara:** "I mean I guess it's how it goes sometimes thank you!"

## Route Markers

* Pit Start
* Route Info 1
* Route Info 2
* Route Info 3
* Roadblock
* Route Info 5
* Detour
* Route Info 6 and Pit Stop
 The order of departure from Hofburg Imperial Palace are as follows:

1. Getsome & Abe
2. Ella & Bladez
3. Nemo & Ashley
4. Eliov & Peanut
5. Spark & Red
6. Iconic & Brittnee
7. Mega & White
8. Candy & Imposs
9. Micky & Clara
10. Bean & Soccer
 Teams must fly to Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom. Upon arrival, they must travel by train to Glasgow and find a marked car at the NCP Car Park to find their next clue.

 Teams must drive themselves to the Culag Lochside Guest House on the shores of Loch Lomond in Luss. Once there, they must use a mallet to pop a bung out of a barrel to receive a number for one of two groups departing fifteen minutes apart the next morning.

 Teams must drive themselves to Òran Mór to find their next clue.

 "*Who thinks they have this one in the bag?*"

The team member assigned to this Roadblock had to assemble a set of bagpipes and then play a note alongside the Johnstone Pipe Band for the length of a song to receive their next clue.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

* Beam & Soccer
* Candy & Imposs
* Eliov & Peanut
* Ella & Bladez
* Getsome & Abe
* Iconic & Brittnee
* Mega & White
* Micky & Clara
* Nemo & Ashley
* Spark & Red
 Teams must travel to the Saracen Fountain at Alexandra Park to find their next clue.

**Choice A:** *Kilt*
Teams must make their way to Britannia Panopticon Music Hall and learn and perform the song "Donald Where's Your Troosers?" in Highland dress to receive their next clue.

Eliov & Peanut, Getsome & Abe, Iconic & Brittnee, and Nemo & Ashley chose this task.

**Choice B:** *Rebuilt*
Teams must make their way to Fishers Cooperage and had to remove the top hoops from two whisky barrels, hammer in a new head into each barrel, and replace the hoops to receive their next clue.

Bean & Soccer, Candy & Imposs, Ella & Bladez, Mega & White, Micky & Clara, and Spark & Red chose this task. Teams must make their way to the University of Glasgow to check in.
For coming in first place, Getsome & Abe won a trip for two to South Africa, provided by Travelocity.

## Leaderboard

**Legend:**
     First Place •      Eliminated •      Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg•      Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save •      Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • **►** Used the Fast Forward • **ϵ** Used the Express Pass• **⊂** User of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⊃** Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⋐** User of the second Double U-Turn slot • **⋑** Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot

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