Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

* Joke products
* Explosive Enterprises
* Muggle Magic
* Defence objects
* WonderWitch
* Sweets
* Safe and Sound Line

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes sold a large variety of magical products. These included simple things, objects with advanced magical abilities, and Pygmy Puffs.

* Anti Gravity Hats – "Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away!"
* Aviatomobile – a flying toy car. Costs 3 sickles and 11 knuts. Possibly made in the likeness of their father's flying car.
* Boxing telescope – when squeezed, gives the user a black eye which is almost impossible to remove (Hermione Granger was a victim of one in 1996). Costs 12 sickles and 26 knuts.
* Broom Broom kit
* Bruise removal paste
* Bubble machine
* Canary Cream - 7 Sickles
* Comb-a-Chameleon
* Creepy Crawlies
* Demon Box
* Dungbombs
* Electric Shock Shake
* Extendable Ears – used to hear voices at the other end of the ear.
* Fanged Flyer
* Fanged Frisbee
* Happy Bubble Box
* Headless Hats – make the wearer's head invisible (along with the hat itself).
* Loonar Loop Luminators - costs 1 Galleon 6 Sickles 3 Knuts
* Lucky Dip
* Magical Moustache Miracle Stubble Grow
* Mega Box
* Mysterious Midnight Moon Madness
* Nose Biting Teacup
* Otters Fizzy Orange Juice
* Out to Lunch Fake Moustache
* Penelope's Purple Pussy Cats
* Portable Swamp – creates a swamp when used.
* Quality Weasley Goods
* Quills – in Smart Answer, Self Inking and Spell Checking varieties.
* Reusable Hangman – "Spell It Or He'll Swing."
* Rubby O’Chicken
* Screaming Yo-yo - 5 Galleons
* Self-propelling Custard Pies
* Self-Writing Quill
* Shimmering Silver Salt Drops
* Sticky Trainers
* Sunny Spells
* Tiny Twister
* Trick wands – turn into a variety of unexpected things when waved. The cheapest into rubber chickens or briefs when waved, the most expensive beating user around the head.
* U-No-Poo – a causative product with a name meant to parody "You-Know-Who" (causes constipation).
* Umbridge on Unicycle
* Unlucky Dip
* Weasley Authentic
* Weasley Joke Box
* Weasley's Snowstorm
* Weasley's Wet Weather
* Weasley’s Wonderous Wands
* Weasleys' Dragon Roasted Nuts
* Weather in a Bottle

A Range of Fireworks. This group of fireworks included the original Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-Bangs, as well as a variety of new and creative pyrotechnic products.

* Bang Bang Boggart Banger
* Bombtastic Bomb
* Box 'O' Rockets
* Crystal Incantation Comet
* Demon Dung Crackers
* Diabolic Dare Devils
* Dragon Fire
* Exploding Whizz Poppers
* Feathery Flamingo Flame Fuzzer
* Fred-N-Georges' Pyrotechnics Compendium
* Fred Weasley's Basic Blaze Box
* George's Compendium Box of Pyrotechtrix
* Loonar Loop Luminators
* Miraculous Mystic Mayhem Makers
* Peace Disturber
* Rocket Box
* Silver Sparkling Snakes
* Spectrum Splasher
* Thestral Thrasher
* Thor's Thunder Cracker
* Voodoo Fountain
* Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs – unstoppable fireworks that violently explode when hit by a stunning spell and multiply by ten at any attempt to vanish them. These include a shocking-pink Catherine wheel, fire-breathing dragons, sparklers that spell out profanity, rockets with long tails of silver stars, and standard firecrackers. When any two types collide, they make new effects. Include Basic Blaze Box and Deflagration Deluxe. Created by Fred and George in their final year at Hogwarts, they used these fireworks as a protest against the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and new Headmistress, Professor Umbridge.
* Whack Trance Whammy Rocket

Muggle magic tricks/pranks – for "freaks like [their] dad", not a real money spinner.

* Edurado’s Unbreakable Eggs
* Haunted Deck
* Just Like That Hat
* Mary’s Magic Mice
* Miraphorus Magic Set
* Repeating Rabbit
* Saunders' Invisible Silk
* Smith & Co. Tick Tock Clock
* Soldiers on Parade

- Decoy Detonators – when dropped they run away and explode out of sight, giving the person a diversion if necessary.

- Jinx-Off

- Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder – When thrown into the air, this powder covers everything around it in darkness, which cannot be penetrated by spells like the Wand-Lighting Charm or Fire-Making Spell although the Hand of Glory can be used to see through it. It is used by Draco Malfoy against the members of Dumbledore's Army while smuggling Death Eaters into Hogwarts through the Room of Requirement.

- Shield Hats, Cloaks and Gloves – used by the Ministry of Magic for defense against enemy forces, using a Shield Charm.

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes products designed and marketed for witches. The whole display is violently pink. Although they were soon banned from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with the rest of the Weasley Wizard Wheezes products, they could be sent in disguised as ordinary perfume or other such bottled products such as cough potions as a part of the mail order service.

* Calamity Lotion
* Crush Blush
* Cupid Crystals
* Everlasting Eyelashes
* First Love Beguiling Bubbles
* Flirting Fancies
* Heartbreak Teardrops
* Kissing Concoction
* Love is Blind Eye Serum
* Love Potions – that when drunk, will give the drinker an obsession with the one who bought the drink (love being impossible to manufacture). They work for up to twenty-four hours at a time, depending on the weight of the boy and attractiveness of the girl. Like all love potions the effects can increase the longer they're kept. This potion is very strong and only a very skilled potioneer can make the cure for the love potions.
* Patented Daydream Charms – virtually undetectable highly realistic thirty-minute daydreams (side-effects can be: slight drooling and a dazed expression, Not for sale for wizards under 16).
* Pygmy Puffs – miniature puffskeins with pink or purple fur. They have small, beady eyes and ears. Ginny Weasley was a known owner of Arnold the Pygmy Puff.
* Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher, excellent on everything from boils to blackheads.
* Twilight Moonbeams

- Canary Creams – temporarily transfigures the eater into a canary.

- Candy In a Can – "This product contains candy"

- Edible Dark Marks – "They'll make anyone sick!"

- Nautious Jumping Snakes

- Skiving Snackbox – A Skiving Snackbox is a range of sweets to make the user ill. The user develops strange symptoms depending on the type of snack eaten. The purpose of these was to make a student appear unable to stay in class. Most came in two colour-coded parts: one that would cause the malady, and one that would heal the pupil once they had left class. It should be noted that nosebleed nougat is most popular. They include: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, and Puking Pastilles.

- Sugar Hexes

- Ton-Tongue Toffee – (tested by the Weasley twins on Dudley Dursley) - when eaten, they cause the tongue to rapidly swell and turn purple.

- Unchewable Chew Chews (UCC)

- Wakefields Off the Record Glow in the Dark Gum, glow in the dark bubblegum.

Post Wizarding-War II, they come out with a line specifically for those suffering from PTSD.

* Cheering Chocolates
* Nightmare Nougat
* Memory Mallow
* Safe Silent Sparklers
* Trigger Talisman