Dink Smallwood (MUGEN)

*- Dink's most famous catchphrase.*

*- Dink's other most famous catchphrase.*

*- Dink's final words of his MUGEN story before the somewhat happy ending.*

## Evil-Doer

Dink's in-game appearance.

Create a portal and make a new home in modern times to live around with his friends.
Gain Immortality and proper Pyrokinesis-like powers.
(All Succeeded)

### Hobby:

Taking care of his pets and animal friends.
Hanging out with his goofy ass friends.
Creating Ideas.
Cracking Jokes.
Inventing weapons.
Fighting random people.
Sharpening his favourite sword and favourite axe.
Watching TV.
Cracking Jokes.
Playing Video Games.
Being an online influencer.

### Crimes:

Mass Murder
Manslaughter
Mass Destruction
Harassment
Usurpation
Theft
Democide
Cheating
Homicide
Arson
Destruction Of Government Property
Property Damage
Forgery
Terrorism
Vandalism
Genocide
Treason
Hate Crimes
Assault
Battery
Mutilation
Blackmail
Death Threats
Hegemony
Crimes Against Humanity
Attempted Omnicide
Distortion of the Physical World

### Type of Villain:

Dimwitted Chaotic Neutral Trickster

**Dink Big Smallwood**, is one of the anti-heroic protagonists and tritagonist within the 2D fighting game *M.U.G.E.N*. Despite being apart of a game more about hacking, slashing and fighting, Dink (Alongside Dee Bee Kaw) surprisingly has an amazing well thought-out backstory and is regarded as a superb *M.U.G.E.N* character.

Dink's a cunning, smart, dimwitted, chaotic, yet somewhat an honorable and humble person. During his story, he was forced into a conflict with an evil and mysterious corporate company that forces people into fighting each other, where they use inter-dimensional rifts to kidnap people and put them in their simulations. Dink eventually has to fight off against this evil company to survive, as they force him and many others to fight to the absolute death. Along this adventure, he supposedly meets Dee Bee Kaw, Omega-Tiger Woods, and Dooby Dummy, various other anti-heroes from the same *M.U.G.E.N* creator. They later and eventually become great friends and bond that they will not hurt one another, and thus they assist Dink in his quests to save people and stop the evil company. Dink later after this, also occasionally assists his friends with their own personal journey's. Dink also has his own Pet Duck, ironic since his non-meme cannon counterpart was a murderer of animals, including ducks. His playable MUGEN character also comes with many various jokes that has been added to many of The None's OC type characters, many much similar to Dink himself.

He is voiced by his creator, The None.

## Biography:

His intro storyboard initially begins as an re-enactment of how his original game began, until Dink makes a reference to a now-defunct site and suddenly gets transported into a inter-dimensional portal by unknown reasons. Landing on a garbage bin in an unknown location, he wakes up in a large factory-like complex, he eventually meets and is greeted with a team of office managers who claim they are "The Corporation". As which the corporation explains that they use manufactured inter-dimensional machines that allow their users to travel between realms and they later explain they kidnap and force people to be apart of their simulations. The corporation, somehow already aware of Dink's otherworldly origins and existence, financially redirects Dink to familiar location, known as the *MUGEN* realm. In which he has to fight in a tournament with various other kidnapped fights that would eventually allow Dink to return back to his homeworld, via another portal that could be made by the Corporation, if Dink can survive that is. Supposedly along this journey, Dink greets and meets with Dee Bee Kaw, Omega-Tiger Woods, and Dooby Dummy who are unaware that they are in a simulation. Dink, explains his situation which angers the boys even more and temps them to join his team and together the team eventually escapes and succeeds at beating the tournament that The Corporation had setup. The Corporation later sends them to the real, physical world, though at a much further location, while they make their escape. With Dink and his buddies safe they agree to become life-long friends and to kick ass of anyone who challenges them, ending each of their adventures once and for all. It's later implied that Dink stayed and setup camp at the same residence that Dee Bee Kaw resides at, and became his next-door neighbour.

## Appearance:

Dink is an extremely tall, lanky humanoid of a man. Though he does not sit back on the punches, taking the classic role "Never Judge A Book by it's cover." Dink can kick the ass of anyone who challenges him and is the mastery of agility and combat.

Dink is shown constantly wearing green slick trousers, a blue & grey long sleeve shirt with a buckled sack for his axe and sword overtop, brown belt with a gold strapped buckle, brown shoes, brown gloves, a red-orange cap and a red arm bracelet/strap around his left arm.

## Trivia:

* Before he had his meme-counterpart, Dink originally came from an action adventure game with the same name.

* The None was quite a young man when he had voiced Dink, that is why he sounds much different from Dee Bee Kaw in comparison.
* Dink (Along with Dooby Dummy and Omega-Tiger Woods) can be downloaded for MUGEN Here.
* Similar With some of The None's other characters (Like Dooby Dummy, Omega-Tiger Woods, Dee Bee Kaw, and Uppercut) it's possible they all share the same universe with Dink Smallwood judging by his Winning Quotes and references in his Playable MUGEN Character.