Glem Morgan

## The cheesy origin story:

Glem was found in a small town as an abandoned infant, wrapped up in newspapers on a bed of scrunched up plastic bags. He was secured in a Fyffe's bananas cardboard crate behind the local Kwiksave supermarket. He was quite literally raised on the street by the only person to ever show him warmth. A local homeless guy known locally as "scraggy pat". Pat done the best he could with the little money he had that didn’t end up being smoked or gulped down in a bottle of Buckfast.

People often think that life was hard for Glem growing up.. it wasn't really. It was mainly boring once the excitement of fending off a pack of rats over a discarded fray bentos pie was over. He didn’t have school to provide any social encounters, he wasn’t interested in anything other than small street animals. Fortunately Pat taught Glem to read at a rudimental level by sharing with him his collection of Daily Sport newspapers. Glem took great pride in learning to read the headlines and chased greater works of literacy, such as other rag newspapers or even the odd "Nuts" or "Zoo" magazines. Growing up he fought more rats and vermin than your average Runescape™ player. Just like your average runescape player, he found it awkward to speak to other humans. Especially as he thought that underneath their clothes he imagined EVERY woman looked like a daily sport model. This, in turn, made him very handy with blunt weapons - but terrible with genuine social interaction. Skills recognised by a local nightlife security firm. He was eventually offered his first cash-in-hand job as an unlicensed bouncer at a local nightclub. This ended up going really well for him and it led to him running the doors with a group of 5 bouncers working for him. Glem could finally afford a place to rent and planned on taking Scraggy Pat with him. Scraggy Pat felt ashamed by this, claiming that Glem had “abandoned his roots” before attacking him with an empty bottle of Buckfast. During the scuffle, Pat stumbled back into the road only to be completely trampled and crushed by a travelling scrap merchant’s horse-drawn cart. A few years later, a shadow stands over an unmarked grave. After setting down a bottle of buckfast and a small cosh on the dirt, a guilt ridden Glem reaches for his backpack and sets off for the big city.

## Life in Solis City.. so far:

Upon arriving in the City of the sun, Solis. Glem found himself squatting in an abandoned apartment on Alta street. He found himself roaming the streets and gathering his bearings until he stumbled into a group of people he met in the bar of the departure lounge. Namely; Andy Cornholder, John Doe, Patrick Joyce, Big Juicy and an eccentric alien named Cleemen Huff Jr.

They decided to stick together in this strange new city for their own safety.

Discontent with grinding a living down the mineshaft or logging or 'working' for a living, they decided to earn money the only way they enjoyed.. Pure Chaos.

Glem became aware of a specific officer in the city bearing the same surname and allegedly sounding very similar. He was also alerted to the fact that the officer was asking **a lot** of questions about him.

Fully convinced that this officer, 'Barry Morgan' who has claimed to