Guy Business

**Business Guy** is the main antagonist in the *Suction Cup Man* series. He is the owner of a company selling cleaning products that has a nemesis called Suction Cup Man, a man that used to climb Guy's tower daily, but now does it on weekends. Guy Business first appeared in *Suction Cup Man! (South Park Inspired Animation)*, and later in its remastered version, being shown in a new art style.

## History

### Meeting Suction Cup Man

*"Hey, stop climbing my tower with suction cups!
 Fuck you, I'm climbing your tower with suction cups!"*
―Guy Business and Suction Cup Man
On a seemingly normal day, Guy sees out of a window that Suction Cup Man is climbing his tower with suction cups. Guy yells at Suction Cup Man to stop climbing his tower, but Suction Cup Man denies his request. Guy Business and Suction Cup Man then start arguing to each other, with Guy asking what Suction Cup Man's name is and the latter replying "SUCTION CUP MAN!!" Guy then asks again, with Suction Cup Man saying the same thing. Guy then tells Suction Cup Man to "get off my goddamn tower this instant", but Suction Cup Man says he can't. When Guy Business asks why he can't, Suction Cup Man says he can't go down, and that he can only go up. This leaves Guy confused, with Suction Cup Man explaining that he has to reach the top and wrap back down. When given the suggestion that he could just turn around, Suction Cup Man is enraged as he says he can't. Guy comments that his suggestion couldn't be that hard, Suction Cup Man replies that he doesn't see Guy climbing a tower with suction cups. Guy then walks away from the window, asking for a minute and coming back with two plungers. Suction Cup Man comments that the situation was getting real, with Guy saying he's coming for Suction Cup Man. Suction Cup Man says that Guy is going to kill himself, but Guy ignores him and leaps anyways. But only one of his plungers sticks and he begins to fall. Suction Cup Man yells down to Guy that he's pretty stupid, despite wearing a suit. Guy replies with how he didn't become a billionaire by being an idiot, and that he has four degrees, but he lands on a police car, cutting his sentence short.

### In the hospital

*"Presidential pardon, bitch! You can't do shit! LOOK AT ME GO!"*
―Suction Cup Man to Guy Business

Guy is asleep recovering in the hospital, in a full body cast, when he wakes up to suction cups on the building. He turns to the window as Suction Cup Man comes into view. Suction Cup Man asks him how he's going, with Guy asking him what was his problem. Suction Cup Man then pulled a 'last fall' pun, resulting with Guy calling for a nurse. Suction Cup Man pulls out his presidential pardon he got from Donald Trump for stopping Kim Jong-Un's missile, saying Guy couldn't do anything about it, before pulling his catchphrase, with Guy screaming in rage.

### 'Death' of Suction Cup Man

*"Fuck you, I'll be back!
 I'll be ready for you, you-uh, you're heading towards the highway.
 Fuck the highway, you can't kill Suction Cup Man! LOOK AT ME G-"*
―Suction Cup Man and Guy Business

Climbing **Guy Business**' tower once again, Suction Cup Man laughs at Guy's new product that will supposedly get rid of Suction Cup Man forever. He shoots Suction Cup Man with his product, causing him to slip. He opens his parachute, yelling that he'll be back. Guy yells back that he'll be ready, before stopping mid-sentence and telling him that he's heading towards the highway. Suction Cup Man ignores him and says nothing can't kill him, before being run over by two cars and dying in a fire. But, about five minutes later, Suction Cup Man revives himself as a team of the Vertiburg Police Department investigates the scene. As the officers are struck with fear, Guy Business (who is also being interviewed by Paul Ease) swears as he sees the now alive Suction Cup Man. Suction Cup Man approaches Officer Paul Ease and Guy Business, trying to tell the cop that Guy should be arrested of attempted murder. As the policeman knows Suction Cup Man well, he states that the department will not do what Suction Cup Man asks, which he finds fair. After he asks if he should come back on the same day next week, Guy Business tells him to go to Hell. Suction Cup Man jokingly says he is way ahead of him, as Guy did not know he had actually been to hell. Guy Business then uses the same water gun as before to spray the product in his face, causing Suction Cup Man to call Guy a dick as a result.

### Suing of Suction Cup Man and Rise of Penis Man

*"I'M PENIS MAN!!"
 "No, the FUCK, YOU ARE NOT!!!"*
―Suction Cup Man and Guy Business

In a court case, Suction Cup Man is finally being sued by **Guy Business** for climbing his tower every day. As a result of being very annoying in the court, Suction Cup Man is banned from any climbing grade suction cups, getting his suction cups taken away, including the dozens of cups stored in his house.

At his tower, Guy Business hears strange sounds and searches his office for said noise. He later stares out the window, seeing Suction Cup Man climbing the tower with a set of dildos as replacement of suction cups before proclaiming that he is Penis Man. Suction Cup Man annoys Guy Business as he classically does, writing a song and all. Penny, a colleague of Guy Business, comes to investigate what is happening. Guy Business tells her it's nothing, accidentally calling her name as "Penis" instead of Penny. Penny then sees Suction Cup Man on the window and immediately becomes confused. Officer Paul Ease and his partner come into the area after hearing all the screams. Guy Business tries to tell them that Suction Cup Man is not following the legal rules he has gotten; however, as dildos are not climbing grade, Paul Ease is confident that there is no problem, naming the situation as wacky. Regardless, Guy Business threatens to take Suction Cup Man back to court with the means to ban him from using any suction cups forever. Suction Cup Man finds him a fool and gives a speech that he will climb the tower in any way he can. Guy Business says he just wants him off his tower, so Suction Cup Man asks him if he wants him climbing with cups or cocks. Guy Business finally comes to the agreement to let Suction Cup Man climb his tower, but only on weekends. Suction Cup Man agrees and floats away with his parachute yelling his catchphrase. Penny, still bewildered, asks what just has happened.

In his tower, Guy Business enters his office and sees the pool of dildos in said office. He simply shuts the door.

## Other Appearances

Guy Business can also be seen in *Mike* *&* *Zach* *-* *Stubble* *Trouble* at minute 1:49 in the bus.[1]