Finding Home

## Background

A small spirit has appeared, seeking help...

## Run

Suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?

I say "Who is it?"

No answer

"Who is it?"

There's no answer

"Who is it?"

They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected.....

**It was a tiny purple dragon like spirit... And it wanted help.**

But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop

And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter

And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"

I said "You got any glazed donuts?"

He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"

I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"

He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"

I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"

He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"

I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"

He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"

I said "You got any apple fritters?"

He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"

I said "You got any bear claws?"

He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"

"No, we're outta bear claws"

I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?"

He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"

I said "OK, I'll take that"

**But in reality... We bought a lucky lucky glow in the dark autographed snorkel, autographed by Sukie Redflower. After that, we head to a karaoke bar, and while up doing karaoke, Violet starts to yell! And when she looks....**

It's some big fat ~~hermaphrodite~~ with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

Oh man, I hate it when I'm right

So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel

And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"

"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"

And he's like "Tough"

And I'm like "Give it"

And he's like "Make me"

And I'm like "'Kay"

~~So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus~~

~~And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows~~

~~And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation~~

**So she casts stunbolt on the man, chasing him off and getting her snorkel back. The bar thanks her, as the man had been bothering patrons for some time, offering her free drinks, meet two wonderful people, Nathaniel and Superfly.**

**Instead of going home after, the two of them head to the Sizzler for some late night food and salad bar!**

~~That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler~~

~~I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face~~

~~Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that~~

**Violet smells smoke and Xolotl goes to investigate, finding the kitchen on fire and the manager hurt. Quick thinking, she grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire, becoming the hero of the man, and getting free meals!**

**Violet asks if she can stay on this plane, and stay with Xolotl, who allows the little spirit to come stay at her apartment until she decides if she wants to go home, gaining a friend who knows all about magic to help with her initiation.**

## Aftermath

The one nostiled man with a flock of seagulls haircut is still on the lose...

## Rewards

* 4 karma
* A small spirit friend, Violet
* 2 CDP
* 10% initiation discount

## Player After-Action Reports

**Xolotl:** If one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandary full of with loathing and self-doubt, and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence... At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed up universe of ours.. There's still a little place called... Albuquerque!