Dora the Explorer: Dora’s real life (Rewritten)

(NOTE) This is a rewriting of Dora's Real Life, so I need help putting images on this wiki, so enjoy!

Hi there, If you don’t know who I am, I am a boy named Curtis, I am twelve years old. The show I used to watch as a kid is Dora the Explorer. I’ll tell you about Dora the Explorer in case if you are living under a rock.

The show was about a 7 or 8-year-old spanish girl named Dora Marquez who goes on adventures with her monkey friend Boots in a wild rainforest.

However, I encountered a lost episode of this show, Here’s how it started:

Me and my friend found a weird video tape in the forest (Don’t tell us where we are, We are walking in weird places).

We were intrigued by this tape, So we went home to watch the tape,

The tape has the words "Dora’s real life" written in permanent marker.

So we popped in the tape to the VCR player and hoped it starts, Fortunately, It started.

The intro played as normal. But it was the theme from the earlier episodes, but with many changes. The song sounded perfectly fine, but here are all the changes. The French doors were brown and creaked open, the craft table had a sign that said, "I have no one to talk to, help me" the room was dimly lit, the orange cushion was replaced with some kind of dark shadow and lastly the computer was an old white computer from the 90s instead of a green one. The Dora computer game had no one but Dora, which made me and my friend feel uncomfortable, then when it showed the logo, Dora looked depressed, she was pretending to smile, but her eyes said it all, almost like the expression of someone about to hang his/herself.

We paused the tape and grabbed some candy, popcorn and soda. We then resumed it.

The episode began with a text that said: "Margarita Maza de Juárez, Chilpancingo, Guerrero, México."

It featured an orange, Mediterranean-looking house, which we assumed it was Dora's.

It looked rusty and boarded up, with toys scattered everywhere.

It zoomed into a front window that showed a messy bedroom with peeling wallpaper.

In the bed there was a neglected Dora with tattered hair.

She woke up and said, "Hola, soy Dora,"

Then she pulled out a stuffed monkey that looked like Boots and said, "And I'm Boots!"

Boots was actually a stuffed animal.

Dora continued, "I need your help. Will you help me find something to do?...Will you? Come on, vamanos! Let’s go!"

Then, when she came downstairs, she told her parents that she was exploring, but they didn't respond.

Dora just continued and said, "I think I know where we can go, Boots! Where? To the big city! But Dora, how do we get to the big city? Let's stop and think... Who do we ask for help when we don't know which way to take?... Say map! Say map!"

Dora took out a scribbled piece of paper and Dora imitated Map saying that we have to cross the troll bridge, go to the spooky forest and then to the big city.

Then, as always, "Map" told me and my friend to say it with him as usual.

Then Dora repeated the destinations, and when she said vamanos, she also whispered:

"Lord, please help me change this world, Amen."

Dora walks a few meters, then stops and asks where the troll bridge is, even though there is no bridge in sight.

She takes a random path and says thank you and let's go.

She sings hers "Where Are We Going?" song as she walked down the hill.

She stops randomly and says, "We've reached the troll bridge!"

Suddenly, a homeless man appears on the screen with Dora.

He looks in his fifties, is very dirty, and has a long, curly beard.

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He then says to Dora: "Do you have any money?".

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Then Dora smiles and says, "Hola, grumpy old troll! What's your riddle?"

The man then says, "What the hell are you saying girl? Why do you always have to do this every day!?"

Dora is obviously confused and says, "Thanks for letting me cross the bridge, grumpy old troll!"

The man then says, "Burn in hell, bitch."

Me and my friend were shocked to hear someone curse in a kids show.

"Is this show trying to be like South Park or something?" I asked.

Chapter 4: Journey to the Spooky Forest

Then Dora asks where the spooky forest is, thank you, says vamanos and then sings.

This is when things get EVEN worse.

The streets become more polluted and more graffiti and gangs are seen.

Dora stops and says, "We've arrived at the spooky forest. Be careful, there may be spooky bats and witches!"

Suddenly, a man walked up and said, "Get out of my fucking way or I'll cut your throat and SPLIT your family!"

Dora said very scared and said: "Swiper, no swiping!" "Swiper..."

The man then pushed Dora and her Boots doll flew out of her.

Dora's knees were dripping with blood from scraping the concrete, and Boots had a tear in him.

Dora imitated Boots saying "ouch!" and she said that she needed Backpack to help Boots.

She grabbed the purple backpack from her and said all the things Backpack would say, she grabbed a bandage and said, "Yum yum yum yum yum, delicioso!"

After that little strip of conflict, Dora said, "I feel so alone, should I just end it? What is life?"

She began to cry and cry silently, as she walks towards the "big city". When she finally reached the big city, she was extremely worn out.

Her eyes were red from crying, she had blisters on her knees from the attacks of Swiper and her Boots doll was dirtier.

She said in a depressed voice: "We arrived in the big city. We did it..."

Dora attempted to sing her signature song "We Did It", but failed miserably due to depression.

She said, "What was your favorite part?... I didn't like any parts."

Then Dora approaches the screen and says:

"I need to confess, your adventures with me... were never true. Boots was my stuffed animal all my life, the troll is a homeless man who asks for money, not riddles. Swiper is a man who wants to kill me, and all the others, they were never real. I never had friends, I had to make up my own, so I found you. We did everything, until now. I can't explore with you anymore. I'm sorry. I couldn't have done it, made friends. without you. Thank you for helping."

The screen remained black for a while.

My friend was about to eject the VHS until a red time card appeared on the screen, "3 days later".

It faded into a forest. It was revealed that a decomposed Dora can clearly be seen in a tree, with intestines hanging in a grotesquely real way, blue fingers, gouged out eyes, and other disgustingly real features.

The Boots doll was near the tree, it had many tears in the fabric and the stuffing was coming out.

A note on the tree read: "The Lord has saved me from this bad death hell of a place, which was suicide. Suicide is your escape."

The image became even more distorted until the scene changed and a newscast appeared saying: "Earlier this week, a seven-year-old girl named Dora Marquez was found hanging on a noose in a forest on the coast of Mexico, revealing that "She had committed suicide.

At her side was her stuffed monkey and her suicide note.

She was the star of the beloved children's show 'Dora the Explorer'.

We will all miss her dearly in our hearts."

The strange thing was that the reporters, who were a man and a woman, spoke just like Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons from Family Guy.

Then the screen zoomed out of the beginning computer.

The computer turned itself off and the camera panned and revealed a coffin behind the computer.

The camera zoomed out where the previous shadow was now is the Boots doll, The Boots doll came to life and marched towards the screen.

There was heavy breathing that seemed to come from everywhere.

The Boots doll grabbed the sign from before and pulled it off the screen.

Then the doors closed and the hand with the sign returned.

The sign now read: "Suicide is your Escape."

The words echoed in our minds.

There were no credits, the screen faded to black and that was it.

Then, the VHS tape came out.

Me and my friend were very traumatized of what we saw.

So I smashed the VHS using some guy’s hammer.

Hear this. If you ever encounter a VHS with an episode that contains depression and suicide, don't watch it, as they could ruin your childhood.

(The end)