Caelon

> Caelon, heh ? That crazy lizard ? fear that guy, it's better if you want to live. He may seems nice but he's the most cold hearted and sadistic person you can encounter. And is charged with several war crimes too !
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> what a still undefined character say about Caelon

## Appearance:

As a lizard man, Caelon is a humanoid having mainly reptilian traits, especially the ones of the thorny lizard: slim body covered in light yellow scales, with darker patterns, long an thin limbs ended by fingers as long and slims, with curved sharp claws, a long and flexible tail, and a head horned with reptilian bloody eyes and a grin full of sharp teeth. His main physical trait is still the fact that his entire body is covered in large bone spikes, running from his head to the point of the tail, extending to the arms and legs.

Those spikes makes Caelon unable to wear any clothes, but he still managed to put a thigh leather short. He also tends to cover himself in a long cloak when he needs to be sneaky or just not nearly naked

## Personality:

Even if at first Caelon seems cheerful and nice (well, yes he is) because he looks alive, active, happy and energetic, don't be fooled by this good mood because his strongest traits are definitely bad ones: He is the civilized person that, out of the entire world, have the less moral you can imagine

Not only he consider nothing is wrong if you need to do it to achieve your goal, but he also consider any rule or law as an obstacle. As he say himself, "Why would i impose myself things i must not do if i could need to do them in a situation ?? Why would i limit myself with laws or other rules ? I need to do something, i do it, whatever actions i do and what people can think"... This often lead to him murdering a lot of people or doing an immense number of what can be considered war crimes.

Fortunately for the world, he follow the orders of his chief Kunnors, and the said chief is one of the nicest person ever, so all those crimes are done in the name of the good and for the preservation of the Lizard men. That don't make them better, just slightly more tolerable.

## Relation with other characters:

Despite being a total freak, he actually managed to find love, and is in a perfectly happy couple with Igae, the shaman, healer and also assassin of the tribe. She is also potentially even crazier than him, and at least as much amoral. These two will later end in a triple relationship when the succubus Mona will get in love with Igae, and it will be very fun because Mona and Caelon hates each other, and this will bring some hilarious group dynamics.

He is also a close friend and esteemed general of Kunnors, current chief of the Lizard men. Even if said chief don't really approve the excessive violence, he tolerates because they are done in the name of the well-being of the Lizard men, and are also really efficient when you think about it. That don't stop Kunnors and Caelon to be good friends.

Finally, every other (at least a little) civilized is totally terrified of Caelon, probably because of the constant violence, the total amorality, or just the general morbid happiness of the lizard.

## Abilities:

despite having no magic or special abilities, Caelon is a master in all weaponry, especially close combat ones likes blades or maces. His main weapons are three double-bladed pole-arms (one in each hand, one held by the tail), but he also carry a surprisingly high amount of knives, either hidden in secret pockets of the cloak or in knives-belt around his body, as well as a small stock of smoke bombs (not just creating smoke, but also a big old explosion because yes), combining the destructive potential of bombs and the generation of smoke to hide and flee away. He got those bombs because he knows that blade can't kill everything, so bombs take care of the rest. They also are useful to kill several targets at once, or to just create easy chaos, or even to distract everyone if he's discovered and need to hide.

Even if those are his preferred weapons, he perfectly know how to fight with nearly every weapon ever created. Even if he don't know, he will quickly learn. Even if it's not a weapon he can kill you with it, including things like branches, rocks, clothes, furniture, food, decoration or toddlers.

In the amount of knives he got, many of them are regular knives, but some were specifically designed by his wife Igae, doctor and assassin too, to have the perfect shape to do maximum damage to some very specific organs or parts of the body + some others funky ones like the triangle-shaped blades that creates triple wounds that don't heal naturally.

Except his ability to weaponize everything, Caelon can also count on his exceptional physical strength. Being swift, agile and enduring, he tends to prefer this fighting style to raw force, tending to dodge the enemy and wait to pull a single but not less fatal strike. This also make him able to fight a great number of enemies at once, where he can do his best moves (kinda Matrix style, or any ninja fights where characters constantly jumps and do ninja moves that are useless but too cool to not be done)

Adding on this his tendency to bullshit his way out of any situation, or the one to constantly be on his guard and ready to jump in action, or even his great military genius, you get one if not the best assassin ever

But he is also totally stupid when it comes to regular thinking so don't take him too seriously

## Dialogues:

I will volunteer for several war crimes if it helps me never hearing that again

Do i have bonus points if i do like i care ?

If i have no idea what i am doing, the enemy can't anticipate my actions

Nah seriously man it's boring... I've seen public executions funnier than that

Not a very nice place... I've visited torture chambers with a better ambience than here

**Doctor**: You have an very bad inner hemorrhage

**Caelon**: Cool ! At least the blood stay where he is supposed to

**Caelon**: You like scorpion meat ?

**Someone**: No

**Caelon**: You like eel sauce ?

**Someone**: No

**Caelon**: Ok so you won't really like what I've done...

**Someone**: Eel sauce scorpion meat ?

**Caelon**: Nah i stabbed your sister

Yes no but like i have two soldiers left and they are fighting for the third place so...

Ok here is the plan: we will fall right into the trap of the enemy because the enemy expect us to not fall into the trap and the key to victory is to never do what you are expected to do

**Someone**: How is it possible that you still aren't in jail for all those murders ?

**Caelon**: Well you see, witnesses can’t accuse you if the witnesses are dead too

## Trivia:

* Will very probably deep-fry a baby at some point
* He is my stock of raw violence and excessive murders
* He will be very practical for me when i will write stories because 1) he can kill a lot, 2) he can make a cool antagonist, 3) he have so much fun dialogues potential, 4)
* All his ~~war crimes~~ military achievements earned him some nice titles, such as *The Butcher of Kegh*,
* He is probably one of my characters with the best death