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Héctor Elizondo

**Años activo** | 1963-presente

**Héctor Elizondo** (n. Nueva York; 22 de diciembre de 1936) es un actor estadounidense con ascendencia vasca y puertorriqueña

## Biografía

### Inicios

En los años '30, los padres de Héctor, Martín (un vasco nacido en un barco que lo llevaba de España a Puerto Rico) y Carmen (descendiente de canarios), emigraron a Nueva York, como muchos puertorriqueños de la época, con esperanza de una mejor vida. Tuvieron dos hijos, siendo Héctor el mayor de ellos. A una corta edad, demostró su talento en los deportes y en la música. Cuando tenía 10 años de edad, cantó en su coro estudiantil. Durante la época de secundaria, se destacó en baloncesto y enbéisbol, lo que le hizo participar en las ligas inferiores en equipos de béisbol.

En 1954, Elizondo entró a la preparatoria con la intención de ser profesor de historia. Durante sus estudios fue padre, debiendo abandonar la preparatoria para trabajar y así mantener a su familia. Luego se divorció y obtuvo la custodia de su hijo Rodd.

Entre 1962 y 1963, estudió danza en la Academia de Ballet de Carnegie Hall. En 1963, realizó sus primeras presentaciones, en*Kill the One-Eyed Man* y *The Great White Hope*.

### Carrera

En 1980, Garry Marshall quedó impresionado con su talento, y se convirtieron en buenos amigos, lo que ha rendido beneficios para ambos. Su primera película juntos fue *Young Doctors in Love* seguida de *The Other Sister*. En algunas películas en que Elizondo trabajó, no aparece en los títulos de crédito. En *Pretty Woman*, Marshall insistió acerca de aprovechar su crédito, aunque apareciera en pantalla únicamente diez minutos, y este papel le llevó una nominación al Globo de Oro.

En muchos papeles, Elizondo ha interpretado a: un bandido mexicano en *Valdez is Coming* (1971), un asesino en *The Taking of Pelham One Two Three* (1974), un detective en *The Fan* (1981), un hombre de familia en *The Flamingo Kid* (1984), un entrenador de fútbol americano en "Necessary Roughness" (1991), un dueño de cafetería en *Frankie and Johnny* (1991) y un jefe de seguridad de la princesa en el Diario de la Princesa y Diario de la princesa 2. Hay un guiño a la nacionalidad del actor en una escena donde amenaza al antagonista con utilizar su inmunidad diplomática ("tengo inmunidad diplomática en 36 países, incluido Puerto Rico") para hacerle daño. Participó en la serie *Cane*, en donde interpreta a Pancho Duque, patriarca de una familia dueña de un ron. También Elizondo fue el que interpretó la voz de Bane en Batman: El misterio de batimujer (2003).
Rarer Pepe

Despite its tendency to unintentionally stick out in a crowd, the Rarer Pepe is surprisingly hard to find. One who stares into its eyes will turn into its doppelganger.

### **General info**

Tier: Small Country Level

Age: 4

Classification: Pepe

Height: 4 feet

Weight: 500 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Whenever one looks into The Rarer Pepe's eyes, they become his doppelganger, and then gain the ability to do the same to other people in that way. However, whenever Pepe does this, its soul must leave its body and possess the body of its new doppelganger.

### **Stats**

Durability: Small Country Level

Speed: Subsonic

Striking Force: Small Building Level

Lifting Force: Small House Level

Destructive Force: Small Country Level

Range: Country Range
Santa Claus

Santa Claus wields an axe with paranormal properties. Even the tiniest papercut from his axe will force 3-dimensional victims to shrink in dimensional space until they struggle to retain their existence in a three-dimensional universe.

**General info**

Tier: N/A

Age: 25

Classification: Cosplayer

Height: 7 feet 2 inches

Weight: 120 lbs

## **In Combat:**

**Abilities**
His axe turns opponents into lower dimensional beings.

### **Stats**

Durability: Building Level

Speed: Peak Human

Striking Force: Average Human Level

Lifting Force: Peak Human Level

Destructive Force: City Block Level

Range: Melee Extended

### **Weaknesses**

**His axe, despite its ability to bend reality in the way that it does, is non-lethal, and is cursed to be physically incapable of killing an opponent or sealing the deal in any way. Thus, Santa must resort to weakening them into lower-dimensional beings before kicking them to death.**

## Backstory

His mere existence is a paradox, and he has no true point of origin. He is simply an anonymous cosplayer who was inserted into reality by a bored deity looking to play pranks. By that same deity, he was given an axe with supernatural properties that allow it to force victims to descend in dimensional space while preventing it from killing. He is often seen at conventions, mowing through crowds of people with this axe, leaving behind a mass of lesser beings who struggle to retain their mere existence on the 3-dimensional space-time continuum.
Awahken

Oh my goodness what did they do to Ken

He just destroyed a whole bunch of universes by farting

Oh no

Age: 46

Classification: Oh no

Height: 7 feet, 8 inches

Weight: 145 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Teleportation, Spiritual energy manipulation, Farting, Temporary "Garlic Mode" after garlic consumption

### **Stats**

Durability: Observable Universe Level | Multi-Universe Level

Movement Speed: (Googol \* **274,207,281** − 1) \* Speed of Light | (Googolplex \* **274,207,281** − 1) \* Speed of Light

Reaction Speed: Same as above | Same as above

Perception Speed: Same as above | Same as above

Striking Force: Observable Universe Level | Multi-Universe Level

Lifting Force: Observable Universe Level | Multi-Universe Level

Destructive Force: Observable Universe Level | Multi-Universe Level

Range: Observable Universe Range | Multi-Universal

Key: Base | Garlic Mode

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

Oh no -*Oh no*

Oh no -*Oh no*

## Backstory

The author's blissfully ignorant younger brother got his hands on his computer when he wasn't looking and decided to make a big personified fart joke. The end.

## Miscallaneous

Oh no

Oh no

Oh my goodness

Ken

What did they do to you
Beef Jerky

### **Summary**

Beef Jerky considers himself to be very experienced in dating, despite being an over-confident common street thug. The average hobo has taken showers that have lasted longer than his relationships.

### **General info**

Tier: Multi Moon Level

Age: 17

Classification: Major d-bag

Height: 7 feet 3 inches

Weight: 180 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Can summon women (about 15 at a time), Can give people cancer, Wields a baseball bat and golden pistol that shoots money

### **Stats**

Durability: - Small Moon Level | Average Human Level

Movement Speed: - Supersonic+ | Average Human

Reaction Speed: - Hypersonic | Average Human

Perception Speed: - Massively Hypersonic | Average Human

Striking Force: - Small Moon Level | Average Human

Lifting Force: - Small Moon Level | Average Human

Destructive Force: - Multi Moon Level | Average Human

Range: - Melee, Several City blocks with his gun | Melee exended

Key: Beef Jerky himself | His women summons

### **Weaknesses**

His women summons are projections of the way he perceives women, and will obsess over him constantly instead of attacking the opponent. They can each only be out for 15 seconds at a time.

He is very cocky and arrogant. Possesses too much confidence in himself, often leading him to attempt to take on opponents far out of his league.

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

A list of notable unique moves that your character uses. First give the name of the move, then describe what it does.
Expostock

Expostock is an ability that increases the user's stats in small increments every time he/she lands on an opponent, similar to how an RPG character levels up when killing monsters. After every hit he lands, their "Level" increases, and every time their level goes up, they has the chance of gaining a new ability that is chosen randomly (e.g. learning elemental manipulation at level 17). Once the level goes beyond 100, it resets, along with all increased stats and obtained abilities ThioJoe gained through this process.

Users can only possess four different abilities at once. If the user gains an ability while already possessing four, a random ability will be taken away in order to make more space.

At level 1, attacks are barely enough to move a pebble. Meanwhile, at level 99, the user is Multi-Solar System level, while at level 100, they are Multi-Galaxy Level. The sudden spike in power is to allow the user to unleash a final devastating attack before reset.

This ability also provides users with the inability to legitimately die unless the opponent possesses a certain degree of reality warping. If he/she is killed in combat, they are revived hours later and placed in the nearest hospital with their level reset to 1.

### List of abilities that can possibly be gained at low to mid levels (1-75)

Fire manipulation

Earth Manipulation

Energy Manipulation

Wind Manipulation

Thunder Manipulation

Water Manipulation

Metal Manipulation

Wood Manipulation

Body manipulation

Ice manipulation

Regeneration

Temporary Stat Boosting

Temporary Flight

Telekinesis

Attack Redirection

Teleportation

Light Magic

Dark Magic

Matter/Object creation

Temporary Intangibility

Cloning

Mind Control

Seasonal Manipulation

Weather Manipulation

Durability Bypassing

### List of abilities that can be possibly gained at high levels (76-100)

Reality Warping

Matter Manipulation

Border/Boundary Manipulation

Nigh-Omniscience

Probability Manipulation

Black Hole Creation

Timeline Manipulation

Space/Time Manipulation

Causality Manipulation

Vector Manipulation

Conceptual Manipulation

Dimensional Manipulation
Manglin' Mangler

Manglin' Mangler is a member of the Shame Squad. He is the smartest member on the team, and always acts as the brains behind the squad's operations. He has a very keen sense of smell; it's so effective that he can smell through reality and dimensions, giving him a 4-dimensional sense of smell. Most of his victories were handed to him out of pity after his opponents would witness his really dumb face, making his atrocious visage his greatest weapon.

### **General info**

Tier: Large Moon Level

Age: 15

Classification: Dude, Bro, Man, Human

Height: 70 cm

Weight: 30 kg

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Keen sense of smell that can accomplish the impossible; can smell through time and space, dimensions, reality, and probability. This allows him to perceive and react to higher dimensional beings that normal humans wouldn't normally be able to comprehend. He can also manipulate the stupidity of his atrocious visage to the extent that it breaks and warps reality. This reality warping ability is only to the extent that he can affect entire moons.

### **Stats**

Durability: Large Moon Level

Movement Speed: Massively FTL +

Reaction Speed: Immeasurable

Perception Speed: Immeasurable (Can smell through reality and dimensions)

Striking Force: Large Moon Level

Lifting Force: Small Moon Level

Destructive Force: Multi Moon Level

Range: Solar System Range

### **Weaknesses**

While he does possess the ability to perceive higher dimensional beings beyond the comprehension capacity of your typical human, he is still a 3-dimensional being with three dimensional properties, so he still does not get a significant upper hand in a fight with a higher-dimensional being.

In short, he possesses 4-dimensional senses, but 3-dimensional physical attributes.

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

BRO - The Mangler rewrites reality with his face while shouting "BRO".
Toby

Toby is my dog. He protects me from the monsters at night while I sleep. A pretty convenient pooch to have.

### **General info**

Tier: High Hyperverse Level

Age: a few months

Classification: Doglord

Height: 8 inches, 6 feet tall with armor

Weight: 3 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Dog powers, Very good at barking, Can poop on the floor (can also poop outside too), very adept at chewing things, can run up stairs, can charm opponents into submission with his adorableness

### **Stats**

Durability: High Hyperverse Level

Movement Speed: Immeasurable

Reaction Speed: Immeasurable

Perception Speed: Immeasurable

Striking Force: High Hyperverse Level

Lifting Force: Irrelevant

Destructive Force: High Hyperverse Level

Range: High Hyperverse Range

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

**Bork Bork** -*Toby Barks at the opponent, killing them.*

**Calculated Poop** -*Toby consciously poops on the opponent.*

## Backstory

He is a dog god. That is how he has always been, and how he always will be. Nothing can change that.

## Author's Comments

But seriously, Toby is our new puppy we got recently. He's currently 2 months old as of now, in 4/6/2016. He's a Miniature American Eskimo, so he'll supposedly grow up to be only about 10-18 pounds. He still isn't quite big enough to protect me from the monster in my closet yet.

-ArbitraryNumbers
Rob Mungle

Known by most as the cat from Ghost Stories, and only to Couch as the narrator from the Sorcerer Hunters OVA series, Rob Mungle is a voice actor, stand-up comedian, and at one point, allegedly, a cult member. While researching various other roles taken up by Rob Mungle on his Wikipedia page, it came to the Mid2000sMan's attention that it had noted him to be a Branch Davidian as his religion.

The **Branch Davidians** (also known as "The Branch") are a religious group that originated in 1955 from a schism in the Davidian Seventh-day Adventists ("Davidians"), a reform movement that began as an offshoot from the Seventh-day Adventist Church ("Adventists") around 1930. Some of those who accepted the reform message had been removed from membership of the Seventh-day Adventist Church because of their supplemental teachings.

From its inception in 1930, the reform movement believed themselves to be living in a time when Bible prophecies of a final divine judgment were coming to pass as a prelude to Christ's Second Coming. The name "Branch Davidian" is most widely known for the Waco siege of 1993 on their property (known as the Mount Carmel Center) near Waco, Texas. The 51-day siege, by the ATF, FBI, and Texas National Guard, resulted in the deaths of the Branch Davidians' leader, David Koresh, as well as 82 other Branch Davidian men, women, and children, and four ATF agents.[2][3]

Today, the original Davidian Seventh-day Adventists and the Branch Davidian Seventh-day Adventists are two different and distinct groups. The doctrinal beliefs differ on such teachings as the Holy Spirit and His nature, the feast days and requirements, and who had the prophetic office since Victor Houteff's death.

Though it is worth noting that he later clarified on Twitter that this was all a misunderstanding and that he's just a perfectly normal dude with a love for hookers. So please, go out there and buy some Mungle Merch**™.**
Nicholas Hoult

**Años activo** | 2002-presente

**Nicholas Caradoc Hoult** (7 de diciembre de 1989) es un actor y modelo de origen británico.

## Inicios

Hoult nació en Wokingham, Berkshire, Inglaterra. Sus padres son Glenis, una profesora de piano, y Roger Hoult, un piloto de la aerolínea British Airways. Sus hermanos son James, Rosie y Clarista. Su tía abuela era la actriz y cantante Anna Neagle.

A los once años asistió a la Sylvia Young Theatre School en Londres, una prestigiosa escuela enfocada en las artes escénicas, la cual abandono a los catorce años pues sentía que no estaba listo para que su vida se centrara en la actuación, y se enroló en la escuela secundaria *Ranelagh Church of England School* en Bracknell, Berkshire. Después asistió a la preparatoria Farnborough Sixth Form. Mientras estudiaba ahí consiguió el papel de Tony Stonem en la serie británica de *Skins* a los 17 años y tras filmar la primera temporada decidió que no continuaría con sus estudios y se centraría en la actuación.

### Carrera

Hizo su debut cinematográfico en la película de 1996 *Intimate Relations*, y trabajó principalmente en televisión hasta coprotagonizar junto a Hugh Grant la exitosa película *About a Boy* (2002), en la cual interpretaba a un chico nerd de doce años llamado Marcus. En 2004 apareció en *Mystery Hunters*.

Durante 2007 y 2008 interpretó el rol de Tony Stonem en las dos primeras temporadas de la serie dramática de E4, *Skins*. Hoult fue nominado al *Walkers Home Grown Talent Award* por su rol.8

En 2009 hizo su debut en el escenario en el *Trafalgar Studios* de Londres en *New Boy*, obra basada en la novela de William Sutcliffe. Ese mismo año apareció en la película de Tom Ford, *A single man*, basada en la novela del mismo nombre de Christopher Isherwood. Por su papel, estuvo nominado en los Premios BAFTA en la categoría Premio Orange a la estrella emergente. También en 2009 participó de la campaña "Help give them a voice".

En 2010 actuó en la película *Furia de titanes*, interpretando a Eusebios. En 2011 participó en la película *X-Men: primera generación*, en el rol de Hank McCoy/Bestia. Repitió este papel en la siguiente entrega de la saga: *X-Men: Days of Future Past*. Hoult volverá a interpretar a Hank McCoy/Bestia en 2016 para el film X-Men:Apocalypsis. Y esta será su última participación en dicho rol.

En 2013 protagonizó las películas *Jack the Giant Slayer*, personificando a Jack, y *Warm Bodies* donde interpretó a R, un zombi.

En 2015 se estrenó *Mad Max: Fury Road* la cuarta película de la saga Mad Max, en la que Hoult interpretó al War boy llamado Nux. Recibiendo grandes elogios por parte de la crítica.
Old Man Rimshaw

Old Man Rimshaw used to have a mansion until he was killed by Santa Claus.

Age: 2500+

Classification: 0-dimensional being, was a 3-dimensional human until he was killed by Santa Claus

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Durability: 0-dimensional

Movement Speed: 0-dimensional

Reaction Speed: 0-dimensional

Perception Speed: 0-dimensional

Striking Force: 0-dimensional

Lifting Force: 0-dimensional

Destructive Force: 0-dimensnional

Range: 0-dimensional

## Backstory

He was killed by Santa Claus and turned into a 0-dimensional being.
The Shame Squad

The Shame Squad consists of Manglin' Mangler, Chicken Stripper, Confetti Whopper, Pizzaphile, Homeo Bromeo, G-Lord Shelino, Wally Wallet, and Shame Dawson. They are a galactic gang who has no main objective other than to be a complete nuisance. With this mindset, they've had a history of accidentally killing people without knowing that they did so.
Día de los Enamorados

**Año** | 2010

***Día de los Enamorados*** es una comedia romántica dirigida por Garry Marshall y protagonizada por Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Héctor Elizondo, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah, George López, Shirley MacLaine, Emma Roberts, Julia Roberts.
Confetti Whopper

Confetti Whopper is a dude who loves confetti poppers. So much so that he uses them for combat. But these are no ordinary party poppers; they're high-pressurized party poppers. Just one of them has enough pressure that, when released, can tear through entire cities. He was born with a rare condition that makes him shed his skin in the form of poisonous tinfoil, earning him the alternative nickname Arsenic Tinfoil from his cohorts in The Shame Squad.

### **General info**

Tier: City Level

Age: 11

Classification: Whopper Jr., Dude, Bro, Human

Height: 4 feet

Weight: 30 pounds

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Offensive Neck Elongation, Power Party Poppers, Quick and almost instantaneous recovery from major neck energies

### **Stats**

Durability: Below Average Human

Movement Speed: Average Human

Reaction Speed: Same as above

Perception Speed: Same as above

Striking Force: Average Human Level

Lifting Force: Average Human Level

Destuctive Force: City Level

Range: 30 kilometers

### **Weaknesses**

-Is limited on party poppers and must restock frequently, once he runs out he's just a normal human with neck elongation

-He is unable to resist the recoil from his party poppers, so he is often blown away by his own attacks

-His neck can be snapped easily if it extends out too much
Carl Seymour Quigley

Carl Seymour Quigley is a young gaming engineering prodigy who invented a composite gaming console for Nintendo, Sega, Ouya, Atari, Microsoft, and Sony games. He spends most of his time either telling people that he slept with their mothers on CoD, grinding for experience in JRPGs that aren't yet released in his area, or bragging to his twelve subscribers on YouTube about how great he is at life. He eventually managed to create a Multiversal robot suit to allow him to traverse dimensions in order to find a date. He is a humble member of The Bachelor Saints.

### **General info**

Tier: 7-C Physically, 4-C with the Robotype-1, 2-A with the Robotype EX

Age: 16

Classification: Level 54 Dragon Master, Real Go-Getter, Human, Nerd

Height: 6 feet 3 inches without slouch 4 feet 3 inches with slouch

Weight: 80 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Durability: Sub Human | House Level | Low Multiversal

Movement Speed: Below Average Human Level | same | 50x speed of light

Reaction Speed: Same as above

Perception Speed: Below Average Human

Striking Force: Sub Human Level | Town Level | Low Multiversal

Lifting Force: Same as above

Destuctive Force: Same as above

Range: Melee | Melee | Low Multiversal

Key: Physically | R-type 1 | R-type EX
The Squirrel Battalion

The Squirrel Battalion is a group of squirrels that are always faithful to their lord and savior, MCHam. They are very skilled in swordsmanship and Mushu (because Kung-fu is too mainstream). They are responsible for millions of deaths across the Multiverse.

### **General info**

Tier: Skyscraper Level

Age: 6-24 months

Classification: A large group of angry squirrels

Height: 6-9 inches

Weight: 127 kilograms

## **In Combat**

### **Abilities**

Can stab through small pieces of paper and petrify people with their cuteness. When in a group, their stats increase

### **Stats**

Durability: Sub-Human | Peak Human

Movement Speed: Peak Human | Mach 50

Reaction Speed: 100mph | Mach 50

Perception Speed: Mach 50 | Mach 50

Striking Force: Peak Human Level | Building Level

Lifting Force: Sub-Human | Building Level

Destructive Force: Peak Human Level | Skyscraper Level

Range: 37 centimeters | A few meters

Key: Singular | As a whole group

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

The swarm: when they take things down by repeatedly scratching them till they disintegrate

The shock wave: When they all touch each other at the same exact time they can destroy whole buildings with static electricity.

Cute hammer: They're just so darn cute they kill you.
Slurrin' Spence

Slurrin' Spence is an old alcoholic who awkwardly roams the streets, looking for lawyers to shoot.

### **General info**

Tier: Street Level

Age: 89

Classification: Rootin' Tootin' Cowboy

Height: 5 feet 3 inches

Weight: 97 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Unlike many of his wild west cohorts, he doesn't possess anything special other than the ability to force opponents to follow the Fast Draw Rules. Because of this, he is considered one of the worst in the group.

### **Stats**

Durability: Average Human Level

Speed: Below Average Human Level, Sub-Human reactions

Striking Force: Above Average Human Level, Street Level with his bottle

Lifting Force: Below Average Human Level

Destructive Force: Street Level

Range: Melee, Melee extended with his bottle, Several meters with his gun

### **Weaknesses**

He can only fire straight to the right, as the arthritis in his arm is so severe that it prevents him from aiming forward. Due to his alcoholism, he often forgets to turn his body accordingly when participating in a fast draw.

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

**It's Been a Pretty Good Day So Far** - *Slurrin' Spence leisurely whips out his pistol and fires it with accuracy so poor that he fires straight to the right. If one were not aware of his arthritis and alcoholism, they'd think he's deliberately missing.*

## Backstory

His grandfather was a billionaire, until he shot him and took the wealth for himself. He uses it to hire lawyers on the dime by the dozen just so he can shoot them. He hates lawyers and believes they're all going to hell for their sins.

## Author's Comments

I wanted to show this old Wiiware demo to my friends called Fast Draw Showdown; a game that uses interactive live action cutscenes that emulate western-style revolver duels. The sheer stupidity of the cutscenes made for some great laughs that we'll never forget. Specifically, there was this one guy named Slurrin' Spence. You had a good 2 seconds to shoot him, and the instant he pulls his gun out, he accidentally fires it straight to the right. This made me and my friends laugh uncontrollably. RIP, Slurrin' Spence. You'll always have a special place in our hearts.

-ArbitraryNumbers
Chicken Stripper

Chicken Stripper is a member of The Shame Squad. He's one of the major players in the Gang, and for good reason; he has lots of tricks up his sleeve that keep his opponents guessing. His weapon of choice is the Bucket of Chickenitude, a powerful cannon that shoots chicken strips rapid fire.

### **General info**

Tier: Star Level

Age: 15

Classification: Human, Chicken enthusiast, Member of The Shame Squad

Height: 5 feet, 11 inches

Weight: 300 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Fire manipulation, Telekinesis, Body Manipulation, Chicken Blaster

### **Stats**

Durability: Star Level

Speed: Massively FTL

Striking Force: Skyscraper Level

Lifting Force: Skyscraper Level

Destuctive Force: Star Level

Range: Planetary

## Backstory

Even at the tender age of 10, Rodger never truly felt human. He always felt uncomfortable in his own skin. After the last comic con (in which Roger went as a Chicken for the tenth year in a row) Rodger decided to step up his cos play action and finally become a chicken. Three months of intense surgeries and feather transplants didn't accomplish much, so Rodger (now half chicken) decided to take a full time job at a chicken strip restaurant. Enraged at the idea of killing his brothers for a meal caused him to lead a life of attacking anyone who ate chicken in their lifetime with (ironically) a giant bucket of endless chicken strips.
Comic Santoma

Comic Santoma is an abstract being that takes the appearance of the floating head of YouTuber Matthew Santoro.

### **General info**

Tier: High Multiverse Level

Age: Eternity

Classification: Abstract Entity

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Durability: High Multiverse Level

Movement Speed: Omnipresent

Reaction Speed: Immeasurable

Perception Speed: Immeasurable

Striking Force: High Multiverse Level

Lifting Force: Irrelevant

Destuctive Force: High Multiverse Level

Range: High Multiverse Range
D'Brickashaw Ferguson

D'Brickashaw Ferguson is a professionizzle gangsta-izzle who always keeps it real one hunna. He lives in the streetsizzle and he don't care what you think 'bout him. Nobody knows much about him because he don't give away personizzle stuff. We do, however, know that he is a member of The Bachelor Saints.

Nobody knows much about him, as anybody who comes close to gaining any personal info from him is promptly shot.

### **General info**

Tier: Peak Human Level

Age: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

Classification: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

Height: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

Weight: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle (but he has a gun)

### **Stats**

Durability: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

Movement Speed: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

Reaction Speed: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

Perception Speed: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

Striking Force: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

Lifting Force: Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

Destructive Force: Peak Human Level (He has a gun)

Range: Likely several meters via gun

### **Weaknesses**

Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

## Backstory

Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle

## Miscallaneous

Unknown, he doesn't reveal personizzle informizzle
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Count Stevems

Count Stevems, also known as the Gay Nazi Vampire or Count Thuggalot, is an alien vampire who traverses space, looking for shoes to eat off of his victim's feet before dropping said victim into a LEGO pit.

### **General info**

Tier: Multi Solar System Level

Age: 17

Classification: Space Vampire, Nazi, Gay

Height: 6 feet 3 inches

Weight: 125 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Durability: Planet Level

Speed: High Hypersonic

Striking Force: Multi Planet Level

Lifting Force: Large Star Level

Destuctive Force: Multi Solar System Level

Range: Universal

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

**I'MMA EAT YO SHOES** - Stevems drops the opponent into a pit of LEGOs barefoot. The LEGOs rip the opponent to shreds.
Lord Dezzimus

Lord Dezzimus is a guy in his mid twenties who thinks he's the chosen one, destined to bring color to the galaxy. Because of this, he bares many colors. His Pac-man shield is a circle he cut out of a pizza box that he drew all over in marker.

### **General info**

Tier: Town Level

Age: 25~

Classification: "Hero Of Many Colors",

Height: 6 feet 12 inches

Weight: 100 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Durability: Average Human Level

Movement Speed: High Hypersonic

Reaction Speed: Massively Hypersonic

Perception Speed: Same as above

Striking Force: Town Level

Lifting Force: Below Average Human Level

Destructive Force: Town Level

Range: Melee extended

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

RED-COLORED FIST ATTACK -*Dez punches the opponent.*

GREEN-COLORED HEAD ATTACK -*Dez headbutts the opponent.*

BLUE-COLORED MACE ATTACK -*Dez flails around recklessly with his mace.*

YELLOW-COLORED FULL BODY ATTACK -*Dez tackles the opponent.*

ORANGE-COLORED KNEE -*Dez does his best impression of Wild Paco and knees the opponent in the stomach.*
ThioJoe

ThioJoe is a master of deception and gambling. His most unique feature is his signature ability known as Expostock, which gradually increases his stats in small increments with every hit he lands on an opponent.

### **General info**

Tier: Sub-Human Level to Galaxy Level

Age: 24

Classification: Human

Height: Whatever he wants it to be

Weight: 180 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Durability: Sub-Human at Level 1, Multi Solar System at Level 100

Movement Speed: Subsonic at level 1, MFTL at Level 99, MFTL+ at Level 100

Reaction Speed: Same as above

Perception Speed: Same as above

Striking Force: Sub-Human 1, Multi Solar System at Level 99, Multi Galaxy at 100

Lifting Force: Same as above

Destuctive Force: Same as above

Range: Several meters at Level 1, Multi Solar System at 99, Multi Galaxy Range at Level 100

### **Weaknesses**

When his level reaches 100, he only gets to use one more final move before his stats reset back to level 1.

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

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Mr. Miracle

Mr. Miracle is a time travelling action move hero who stars in the 1998 low-budget film known as "Dubba Dubba Deeznuts". Whenever the movie is being played on a screen, be it any screen, (including TVs, computers, YouTube videos, Movie Projectors, etc.) Mr. Miracle has the ability to break the 4th wall and jump out of the screen. He can go to any place or point in time in this manner, just as long as there is a screen playing his movie there. In order to go back to his original point in time, he must find another screen that is currently playing his movie, be it the same screen he entered through or a different one.

He prefers to dual-wield High-pressurized, rapid-fire peashooter pistols that possess unlimited ammo. When in a pinch, his posterior doubles as a machine gun/rapid fire grenade launcher/flamethrower/jetpack booster, each also with unlimited fuel/ammo.

### **General info**

Tier: Multi City Block Level

Age: 19

Classification: Human, Action Hero, Time Traveler

Height: 7 feet, 4 inches

Weight: 91 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Time Travel, Teleportation, Grenades, Fire Manipulation, Flight, Rapid fire peashooters, unlimited ammunition, Time Paradox Clones

### **Stats**

Durability: Multi City Block Level

Movement Speed: Supersonic+

Reaction Speed: Supersonic+

Perception Speed: Massively Hypersonic

Striking Force: Peak Human

Lifting Force: Below Average Human

Destructive Force: Multi City Block Level, Universe Level via time paradoxes

Range: Several City Blocks

### **Weaknesses**

He can only go back to his original point in time if he finds a TV that is playing Dubba Dubba Deeznuts, and must jump in it to do so.
The Bachelor Saints

The Bachelor Saints consist of Carl Seymour Quigley, D'brickashaw Ferguson, Bryce Gets Buckets, and The Skipper of The Ship. They are a Galactic Gang that traverse The Chronoverses, looking for girlfriends. This proved to be a challenge, not only given the scarcity of females in The Chronoverses, but also due to their personalities, lifestyles, and lack of general knowledge about women.
Bhr

Bhrs are cubic bears that are tenfolds stronger than normal bears. They are a very common species on planet Geoma.

### **General info**

Tier: Moon Level

Age: varies

Classification: Bhr

Height: Ten feet, 1 inch

Weight: 25 megatons

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Claws, Teeth, Very tenacious, Size manipulation

### **Stats**

Durability: Moon Level

Movement Speed: Peak Human

Reaction Speed: Peak Human

Perception Speed: Peak Human

Striking Force: Moon Level

Lifting Force: Moon Level

Destuctive Force: Moon Level

Range: Melee

### **Weaknesses**

-Still has the mindset of a normal bear, very stubborn as well

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

HERE COMES YOGI -*The Bhr makes a vicious attempt to slice the opponent's neck open.*

OUT OF THE WAY LOSERS, OPEN SEASON IS HERE -*The Bhr grows to the size of a city and tramples the opponent.*
The Fattest Man in History of Fattest Mens

The Fattest Man in History of Fattest Mens, also known as Frigglywag Alloburto Thinpickle or FAT, claims to be the fattest man in the world. He is the mother of Fickbrussel Utterstatch Grumplesnoot.

### **General info**

Tier: Small City Level | Planet Level

Age: 87

Classification: TF2 Heavy, Veteran, Human, Fatman

Height: 10 feet 2 inches

Weight: 900 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Durability: Small City Level | Planet Level

Speed: Transonic+ | Sub Relativistic +

Striking Force: Small City Level | Planet Level

Lifting Force: Small City Level | Planet Level

Destructive Force: Small City Level | Planet Level

Range: Small City Range | Planetary

## Backstory

FAT was born a mighty soldier with a will of steel. But the emotional burn caused by traumatic war events accumulates, and even the steeliest of wills cannot hold out forever. FAT was no exception; just like his fellow veterans FUG and BOT, (The former of the two being his son) he too suffers from a severe case of PTSD, and adopted a goofy and lighthearted personality and a job at the Bread Land bakery in order to take his mind away from his tragic past. He ultimately saved the planet alongside the aforementioned veterans from a returning menace that BOT had created as a child.
The Hunchback of Michigan State

The Hunchback of Michigan State is a dude who likes to take menacing pictures of himself with the collar of his generic flannel pulled over his head in the mirror while making what we assume to be sports references. He is looking for that special someone.

### **General info**

Tier: Multi City Block Level

Age: Likely 13

Classification: Furry

Height: 5 feet, 3 inches

Weight: 500 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Master of disguise, Has a knife app on his iPhone 6S, His poop distorts the fabric of reality

### **Stats**

Durability: Average Human Level

Movement Speed: Peak Human

Reaction Speed: Peak Human

Perception Speed: Peak Human

Striking Force: Average Human Level

Lifting Force: Below Average Human Level

Destuctive Force: Multi City Block Level via reality-warping poop

Range: Melee

### **Weaknesses**

Not very intelligent, is often too busy taking pictures in the mirror to engage in combat

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku -He flips the double birdy toward gravity and performs a Ryu-style helicopter kick that lifts him into the air.

## Backstory

Neither of his parents showed up for his birth. He's an orphan now and he has no life.
Raddick Buan

Raddick Buan is a rabbit duck. The ears on the back of its head form the beak of a duck, making it difficult for our scientists to classify it as one or the other, so we combined the two names and got Raddick Buan. It seems to have the ability to fly and swim like a duck, as well as a rabbit's keen sense of smell and ability to jump. Raddick loves fish-flavored carrots.

### **General info**

Tier: Low Universe Level

Age: Varies, but is biologically immortal and will not die by aging

Classification: Rabbit Duck

Height: Two Feet~

Weight: 2 pounds

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Superhuman Jumping, Flight, Teeth can cut through dimensions and the fabric of reality

### **Stats**

Durability: Peak Human

Movement Speed: Peak Human

Reaction Speed: Supersonic

Perception Speed: Supersonic

Striking Force: Low Universe Level

Lifting Force: Sub-human

Destructive Force: Low Universe Level

Range: Melee

### **Weaknesses**

Doesn't have very much stamina, cannot run for extensive periods of time
Tame Paco

Tame Paco is the younger brother of Wild Paco, who was raised alongside him by Joash the Revered. He is the founder of the company Tameco.

### **General info**

Tier: City Level

Age: 35

Classification: Paco

Height: 5 feet 6 centimeters

Weight: 12 pounds

## In Combat

### **Abilities**

His propeller hat is hooked up with various gadgets that allow him to utilize various abilities, including Time/Space control, Electricity manipulation, Flamethrowers, Missiles, and nukes.

### **Stats**

Durability: Street Level

Movement Speed: Mach 1000

Reaction Speed: Peak Human

Perception Speed: Peak Human

Striking Force: Building Level

Lifting Force: Peak Human

Destructive Force: City Level

Range: Planetary

### **Weaknesses**

Cannot do crap without propeller hat.

Ever since he rose to billionaire status, he forgot how to use his knee-combat skills

## Backstory

Tame Paco was raised by Joash the Revered alongside Wild Paco. Tame Paco was able to fully adapt to Joash's lifestyle and lived his entire life under Joash's roof. He was able to mature and master Joash's fighting style, as opposed to Wild Paco, who only had one lesson and ran away from home after three months.

Tame Paco ultimately ended up going to BYU and graduating with an associate's degree, majoring in physics and marine biology. His career made his budget skyrocket, making him a world-renowned billionaire who worked hard to solve the world's problems. His mansion had high-tech security systems, maids, highly trained body guards, multiple master bedrooms, and a large flat screen TV in the living room. He founded the company Tameco, also known as "*The Company That Does Lots of Stuff*".

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More about this wiki

This wiki is entirely dedicated to making original characters. There are currently two people working on this project. We're looking for some weird minds to assist us in making more characters. If you want to get started on making characters, we prefer you follow this template and this tier list for reference, but feel free to make stuff up and improvise in places where you see fit.

Practically every creative thought that crosses our minds is personified and expanded upon. Many characters are based off of memes, weird images we found on google search, original incarnations of already existing fictional characters, and more. Sometime down the road, we may even comprise a main storyline that connects to every character one way or another, but that is unlikely.

I originally started this project with inspiration from the VS Battles Wiki. It's fun to admire the countless pages of fictional characters, and how there is so much variety in the omniverse of fiction. I loved the concepts of alternate realities and higher dimensional beings. Ultimately I decided to make this wiki to let everyone know, "Hey! I can make weird and overpowered characters, too!"

I also took a lot of inspiration from the SCP Foundation, a community website dedicated to making fake documentations and records about supernatural beings. Very bizarre site that is rather entertaining to binge-read.
Core Mechanics

This is a list of the core mechanics

Two people work together, one in third-person VR and the other on an actual computer.

The one on the computer relays information on the heist to the one in the VR, helping the other navigate and find obstacles. If the one in the VR finds a computer terminal in the game, the two work together to hack it.
D3

D3, also known as DDD (Dimension Devouring Dog), is a 6-dimensional dog that has the power to gnaw away at the fabric of reality, allowing it to devour complex multiverses on a very regular basis.

### **General info**

Tier: High Metaverse Level

Age: Unknown, has existed since the beginning of its Metaverse

Classification: 6-Dimensional Dog

Height: Immeasurable

Weight: Unknown

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Biologically immortal, feeds on complex Multiverses

### **Stats**

Durability: High Metaverse Level

Speed: Immeasurable

Striking Force: Irrelevant

Lifting Force: Irrelevant

Destructive Force: High Metaverse Level

Range: High Metaverse Range

### **Weaknesses**

It must feed on complex multiverses to survive. Going extensive periods of time without consuming one will weaken it.
Totino The Pizza Boy

Totino The Pizza Boy is a young boy who gained godlike powers from eating too many pizza rolls. His existence is now spread across the universe, allowing him to see all and know all that happens within his newly conquered world destined to be ruled by pizza rolls.

### **General info**

Tier: Universe Level

Age: 14

Classification: Pizza Totino's Boy

Height: 5 feet 7 inches

Weight: 230 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Durability: Universe Level

Movement Speed: Omnipresent

Striking Force: Irrelevant

Lifting Force: Irrelevant

Destructive Force: Universe Level

Range: Universal

### **Weaknesses**

None. He is the ultimate and perfect Pizza Boy.
Bryce "Gets Buckets" Callahan

Bryce "Gets Buckets" Callahan is a guy who sleeps at the gym. He talks very big about himself and his record. He gives a very arrogant impression, even though there's really nothing for him to talk big about. His arms are always stretched out in front of him because he's always getting ready for the game.

### **General info**

Tier: 7-B: Above Average Human Level

Age: Probably 73

Classification: MVP

Height: 7 feet 6 inches

Weight: 156 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Durability: Below Average Human

Movement Speed: Above Average Human

Reaction Speed: Below Average Human

Perception Speed: Peak Human

Striking Force: Peak Human

Lifting Force: Peak Human

Destructive Force: Peak Human

Range: Melee, full-basketball court range with a basketball

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

Get Buckets -*Bryce summons forth two buckets and strikes the opponent with them.*

Dunk On -*Bryce performs a slam dunk, only the opponent's head is the ball, and their neck is the hoop.*

## Backstory

He was born in a gym. Neither of his parents showed up for his birth. He intends to die in the gym.
Tubeman

Tubeman is a guy in his mid-twenties wearing tubes on his arms that he found at Home Depot. He set out to test this weapon on random bystanders. He was killed by Carl Seymour Quigley in a fistfight.

### **General info**

Tier: 7-C: Average Human Level (Generic Grind Fodder Tier)

Age: Mid twenties

Classification: Responsible adult human

Height: 6 feet

Weight: 183 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Abilities**

Tube whipping, can extend the lengths of his tubes

### **Stats**

Durability: Average Human Level

Movement Speed: Below Average Human Level

Reaction Speed: Average Human Level

Perception Speed: Same as above

Striking Force: Below average human level

Lifting Force: Same as above

Destuctive Force: Same as above

Range: Five meters
Wild Paco

Wild Paco is a human who is partially convinced that he's a taco, and that it's his destiny to be eaten after being dunked in salsa. Him and his younger brother, Tame Paco, were both raised by Joash the Revered in the middle of a desert. He had a hard time adapting to his lifestyle of fighting bears, causing him to run away from home and become wild, hence his name "Wild Paco". Years later after dropping out of his Freshman year in high school, he applied for a dojo run by Mr. Fisto, whom he accidentally killed in the middle of a sparring match.

### **General info**

Tier: 5-A: Mountain Range Level (Godzilla Wannabe Tier)

Age: 16

Classification: Paco

Height: 7 feet

Weight: 500 lbs

## **In Combat:**

### **Stats**

Perception Speed: Same as above

Lifting Force: Same as above

### **Weaknesses**

-Struggles with speech and basic math

-Vocabulary is limited exclusively to his own name

### **Notable Attacks and Techniques**

PACO - *Wild Paco leaps forward and slams his knee into the opponent's face.*

PACO PACO - *Wild Paco throws an uppercut at the foe's chin. This move is relatively weak, as he is much stronger with his knees than with his arms. But Wild Paco throws this move out quite often anyways because he likes to scream his own name.*

PACO PACO PACO - *Wild Paco unleshes a flurry of rapid knee bashes at the target's torso.*

PACOPACOPACOPACOPACOPACO - *Wild Paco knees the opponent so hard that they get sent traveling back through time to last Tuesday.*