Second Battle of Stiltonburg

Fighting during the battle outside the Polarite capitol

### Result

**League Victory*** Stiltonburg is captured, and the Workers' Republic of Polaris is dissolved
* Establishment of the League of Legends-backed Kingdom of Heisenburg]] puppet state, in place of Polaris
* Zapata, Waluigi, Jade, and Yort all lose a canon life in action, and Alice loses 0.25 lives
* Zapata founds the Republic of San Miguel

The **Second Battle of Stiltonburg** was a pivotal battle in the Third Gexan War, which saw four members of the League of Legends alliance launch an attack on the Polarite city of Stiltonburg.

## History

### Background and Preparation

Following the Battle of Flaggstångsknoppputsningsmedelburk, member states of the League of Legends began preparing for an attack on the Polarite capital of Stiltonburg. Diamond-geared Husks from the Kingdom of Donda were hidden into Stiltonburg through a siege machine, which the League of Legends hoped would be broken by Polarite forces during the attack on Stiltonburg, thus unleashing the husks.

After Bussy Land, an enemy of the League of Legends, allied with the Workers' Republic of Polaris, a state guard was established in Polaris, with guards being put into Stiltonburg, in anticipation of an attack. Joe Swanson was later hired by Polaris to fight on their side.

The Empire of Greater Gex also put down a Freddycopter in Stiltonburg, which would later be used to deploy Freddy.

### Events

#### Pre-Battle

On April 10, 2022, Greater Gex Emperor Luke, r/home Leader Ian, Rexico Leader Snowyy, and Maguire, Rexico, Governor Yort, met up in the Polarite court in Stiltonburg, where they began planning for the attack. At this time, Polarite Chairman Zapata, Bussy Land citizen Jade, Polarite soldier Waluigi, and Joe were all in Stiltonburg.

#### Battle

After Waluigi broke open the siege machine and unleashed the husks, League forces emerged from the courthouse. While the Polarite guards almost immediately took out the Ye husks, Ian managed to kill Waluigi, resulting in the loss of his final canon life.

The two sides then continued fighting, as League forces pushed towards the Polarite Capitol. During the advance, Yort was killed by Jade, making her respawn back in Rexico, far away from the battlefield, and Joe Swanson was forced to retreat once his armor started breaking. Upon being deployed, Freddy was quickly killed by Jade.

After the death of Freddy and Yort, Erin, who had previously been a neutral spectator to the conflict, and Alice, joined the battle as Gexan reinforcements. Now joined by two more people, League forces managed to break Jade's helmet, forcing her to surrender, and also broke all of Zapata's armor, in addition to his sword, causing him to retreat from the battlefield. With no more opposition, the League of Legends had won the battle.

### Aftermath

Following her defeat, Jade began burning the Polarite Capitol, wanting to leave nothing for Greater Gex. Jade was later assisted in destroying the capitol by Snowyy. Though with a destroy capitol building, the League of Legends captured Stiltonburg. Greater Gex used the Polarite territory to establish the Kingdom of Heisenburg puppet state, with Erin being put in charge. Meanwhile, Zapata formed a new country, the Socialist Republic of San Miguel, in territory south to Stiltonburg. Both nations were admitted to the United Nations shortly after.

## Notes

1. ↑ With minor spillover into the Gexan state of Gamlared.