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Real Things

***Real Things*** is second studio album by American actress and singer-songwriter Anaiyah. It was released on March 15, 2011 by  Lava Records and  Universal Republic Records only in iTunes, the album first single "Real Things" peaked at number 107 on the US *Billboard* Hot 100, while failed to enter the music charts, as following singles "There's Know Place Like Home" and "Whatever". Due to poor singles and album sales, Lava canceled the deal with Anaiyah three months after the album's release. The album only appeared on the music charts in 2015, when it was briefly re-released, four years after release. In 2018, the album was released in *Anaiyah: First Steps*collection.

## Track listing

***Real Things***– Standard edition

1. "Real Things" – 3:21
2. "Whatever" – 3:13
3. "Happy Song"– 3:15
4. "Oogie Boogie"– 3:23
5. "There's Know Place Like Home"– 3:14
6. "Again" – 3:26
7. "Niño" – 3:14
8. "On and On" – 3:23
9. "Are U Ready?"– 3:24
10. "On and On" – 3:31
11. "Sorry" – 3:42
12. "Flashback" – 3:15

## Singles

**Singles from *Anaiyah***

 2. "There's Know Place Like Home"
 3. "Whatever"
Released: May 31, 2010

## **Charts**

**Weekly charts**

 Brazilian Albums (ABPD)
 Canadian Albums Chart (ARIA)
 German Albums (Offizielle Top 100)
 UK Albums (OCC)
 US *Billboard* 200
Red Loop (Anaiyah album)

***Red Loop*** the fifth and first Christmas album studio by American actress and singer-songwriter Anaiyah. It was released on October 21, 2016 through Epic Records. The album was recording beetween June to September 2016. It was produced by Ammo, Ben Roulston and Steve Robson. The album comprises a variety of genres such as pop-dance, soft rock, country, Latin pop and soul. *Red Loop* contains eight tracks featuring traditional Christmas songs and three original songs co-written by Anaiyah, she commented that the album was one of her mother's last wishes, before passing away in August 2016.

The album received generally favorable reviews from music critics. It debuted at number one on the US *Billboard* 200 with first-week sales of 565,000 copies. The album stayed on the top three on the U.S chart for five consecutive weeks becoming the 3th best-selling album of 2016 in the US, according to Nielsen SoundScan, selling 2.5 million copies that year, and later was certified six times platinum by the Recording Industry Association of American (RIAA), becoming one of best-selling Christmas albums in the United States. As September 2019, the album has sold more over 9 million copies worldwide, becoming one of the best-selling Christmas albums of all time.

Five singles were released from the album, the first single from the album "Red Loop" featuring French Montana was released on November 4, 2016, peaked at number two on the US *Billboard* Hot 100, and reached number one on the Canadian Hot 100, while second single from the album "Christmas Angel", performed moderately worldwide, and positioned within the top ten in the United States. "Feliz Navidad" was released in selected countries. The album was re-leased on November 3, 2017 under the title *Red Loop: Platinum Edition*, with the singles "Wishes", which debuted at number fourteen in Hot 100. The project was promoted through ABC television special, titled *The Anaiyah's Christmas Special* on December 2016, which was recored in October that year, the special was viewed by more than 22.6 million viewers.

## Track listing

***Red Loop*** – Standard edition

1. "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" – 3:05
2. "Jingle Bell Rock" – 3:09
3. "(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" – 3:34
4. "White Christmas" – 3:24
5. "Do They Know It's Christmas?" – 3:19
6. "Last Christmas" – 4:15
7. "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" – 3:13
8. "This Christmas"– 3:26
9. "Wishes" – 3:22
10. "Christmas Angel" – 3:15
11. "Red Loop" (featuring French Montana) – 3:42
12. "Coldest Kiss" – 3:10

***Red Loop*** – Deluxe edition bonus track

1. "Silver Bells" – 3:44
2. "Ave Maria"  – 2:56
3. "I'll Be Home for Christmas" – 3:01

***Red Loop*** – Latin America and Spain bonus track

1. "Feliz Navidad" – 3:15

***Red Loop*** – Platinum international edition

1. "The Little Drummer Boy" – 3:43
2. "Coldest Kiss" – 3:10
3. "Wishes" – 3:22
4. "Wonderful Christmastime"" – 3:02
5. "Silent Night" – 3:16

## Singles

Singles from ***Red Loop***

 2 "Christmas Angel"
 3. "Wishes"
 4."Feliz Navidad"
Released: November 10, 2017

## **Charts**

**Weekly charts**

**Year-end charts**
Piano, Guitarra Y Voz

***Piano, Guitarra Y Voz*** is the fourth studio album by Venezuelan singer-songwriter and actress Anaiyah, and it was released on November 4, 2014, by Warner Music Spain and worlwide through Universal Music. The album was produced by  Armando Muñoz and Anaiyah during her second concert tour, and in Anaiyah home studio beetween June 2013 to January 2014. The album was described by her as her most personal album at time.

The album consists of songs performed on piano, guitar and voice only.  From the album, four singles were released . "Casualidad", "Llámame", "Pajarillo Verde" and "Mucho Más", and sold 2 million copies worlwide, and was certfied Diamond by by Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA's Latin). At 16h Annual Latin Grammy Awards, the album won for Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album, and also was nominated for Album of the Year and Record of the Year for "Casualidad". Anaiyah embarked on 30 concert dates to promete the album, under the title Tour Íntimo (2014–15)

## Track listing

***Piano, Guitarra Y Voz*** – Piano

1. "Casualidad" – 3:13
2. "Tantas Cosas Por Decirte" – 4:54
3. "Mucho Más"  – 3:20
4. "La Última Vez"  – 3:36

***Piano, Guitarra Y Voz*** – Guitarra

1. "Llámame" – 3:45
2. "El Gato" – 3:12
3. "Corazón de Piedra"– 3:45
4. "En Tus Brazos"  – 3:14

***Piano, Guitarra Y Voz*** – Voz

1. "Pajarillo Verde" – 3:04
2. "Hacia El Infinito" – 3:16
3. "7 de Septiempre" – 3:55
4. "No Vuelvas"  – 3:12

## Singles

**Singles from *Piano, Guitarra Y Voz***

 2. "Llámame"
 3. "Pajarillo Verde"
 4. "Mucho Más"
Released: Marh 17, 2015
The Pocketful of Love Tour

**The Pocketful of Love Tour** was the third concert tour by American actress and singer-songwriter Anaiyah. It was launched in support of her fourth studio album, *Pocketful of Love* (2016). The tour was announced during the 58th Annual Grammy Awards red carpet, and at the end of the awards all the first 45 dates were disclosed on Anaiyah's official website, it was confirmed that the tour would be sponsored by Live Nation. The American singer Meghan Trainor and Swedish singer Tove Love, served as opening act.

The concert dates for North American tickets were all sold well in advance, selling 640,000 tickets a single hour. Initially the tour would only have 100 dates, but due to high demand, 60 more dates were added, but was later canceled due to Anaiyah's mother's health problems and death, and proposed to be rescheduled for fall 2016, but due to Anaiyah's emotional breakdown after the concert in Rosemont, Illinois at Allstate Arena, the rest of the tour was canceled. In November 7, 2016, ticket money was refunded to the fans with an Anaiyah's apology letter.

The tour made a total of $42,276,204‬ worldwide from 40 reported shows with an audience of 549,416‬. The shows performed on October 7-11, 2016 in New York City, New York at Madison Square Garden were filmed and was released as a live album, under the name *The Pocketful of Love Tour - Live at Madison Square Garden* on March 24, 2017.

## Set list

This setlist is representative of the show on April 3, 2016. It does not represent all concerts for the duration of the tour.

1. "Sweet Sensation"
2. "Pocketful of Love"
3. "With You"
4. "Dreamer"
5. "Foolish Heart"
6. "In Your Arms"
7. "Paper Hearts"
8. "Cupid"/"Flowers"
9. "There's Know Place Like Home"/"First Love"/"Loneliness"
10. "Baillarina"
11. "Hoy"
12. "Chocolate"
13. "Adiós Bye Bye"
14. "Goodnight Kiss"/"Picture This"/"Hush"
15. "Trust"
16. "She's All That"
17. "By My Side"
18. "Charms"
19. "Soldier Boy"
20. "Always Be Together"
Fiona Pollari

## Basic Info

### Height

5'7"

**Full Name:** Fiona Pollari

**Pronouns:** She/Her

**Orientation:** Bisexual

**Birthday:** April 13th

**Height:**5'7"

**Hair:**Platinum blonde grown long.

**Skin Colour:** Pale

**Eye Colour:** Blue

**Tattoos and Piercings:**

* Lower Earlobes (Pirate and Modern Timelines)

**Occupation:**

* Pirate - Prostitute
* Modern - Assistant Manager at the Crystal Channelor

**Spouse:** Astrid Takahashi

**Children:**

* Inari Pollari - Daughter
Let It Loose Tour

**Let It Loose Tour** was the fifth concert tour by American actress and singer-songwriter Anaiyah, in support of her sixth studio album *Let It Loose*(2017). Anaiyah announced the tour during the week which *Let It Loose* was released, saying she would be in tour in Japan that same year. Later, on July 10 that year, all concerts tour dates for Asia amd North American was released on its official website, and tickets began to sold officially on December 16 with the supporting acts of Lizzo, and Kat Dahlia. Europe and New Zealand arenas concerts dates and all-stadium concerts dates in Australia was announced in February 26, 2018.

The tour was described as "break free moment" by Anaiyah during an interview for *Rolling Stone* magazine in March 2018, directed by Jamie King and was promoted by Live Nation and Austrian company Red Bull GmbH in Europe and Oceania dates. The tour began on September 6, 2017 in Moscow, Russia at VTB Arena and finished on December 15, 2018 in Sydney, Australia at ANZ Stadium. A Latin America leg was planned, but due to Anaiyah's physical and emotional exhaustion was canceled. The tour broke record sales records,h aving Anaiyah only 21, becoming the most successful youngest artist of all time. It was grossed a total of $319,341,432‬ milion from 113 concert reported dates in total to 3,092,058 fans which 2.1 million were sold in a single day, entering on the *Guinness Book of World Records*, also was the third highest tour by 2018, and the fourth highest-grossing tours of all time by female artist at time;

At 2018 *Billboard* Touring Awards, the tour receivenomination for the Top Boxscore, Top Tour and Top Draw awards. The Asian and North America concerts dates was filmed with different cameras and lots of angles for concert film *Anaiyah's Let It Loose Concert Film*which was released on December 21, 2018. It is currently the highest-grossing concert film by female artist, with revenue gross was in total $235.5 million worldwide.

## Set listNoc

This setlist is representative of the show on September 29, 2017. It does not represent all concerts for the duration of the tour.

1. "Foreign"
2. "Nobody Compares"
3. "Side Effects"
4. "Somebody"
5. "In Your Arms"
6. "With You"
7. "Adiós Bye Bye"/"Whatever"/ "Runnin' Away"
8. "All My Love"
9. "Intensty"
10. "Pocketful of Love"
11. "Odds Against Us"
12. "She's All That"
13. "Foolish Heart"/"In Your Arms"/"Goodnight Kiss"/"Foolish Heart"
14. "Hold It Down"
15. "Overflow"
16. "Baillarina"
17. "Soldier Boy"
18. "Charms"
19. "Get Out of My Mind"
20. "Let It Loose"
Spider-Week

**Spider-Week** is a series created by Felix Binger-Christensen in July 2019 focusing on the comic book character *Spider-Man* created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. It runs on Felixland Kalle Studios.

## Premise

The show focuses on Spider-Man, and on the show, Felix gives reviews, talks about the character, and tells interesting trivia.

## Cast

* Felix Binger-Christensen as himself

Other cast have yet to be revealed, but Henry have been cast in an undisclosed role

## Production

The Spider-Week was announced Sunday the 7th July, with Felix cast as himself. Capeable Digital , a subsidary of Capeable Studios was revealed as production company. The 11th of July, Henry was cast in an undisclosed role.

## Trivia

* This is the first time, Felixland Kalle Studios is doing a tema week.
Felixland (country)

Flag of Felixland

**Felixland** also known as **People's Federation of Felixland** is a nation from the Felixland Kalle Studios fictional universe. It is leaded by Felix Binger-Christensen. It have existed since the 1300s. It is a national communist federation.

## History

Felixland was discovered in 1376 by the brits, with Ankerland taking over in 1384, with the island shifting hands regularly.

### Ankerland and Europeans

In 1579, Felixland gained independence for the first time, but France took over in 1595. In 1637, Felixland got independence again, but got conquered by Ankerland in 1675-1682, then Spain in 1682-1713, then Britain until 1730 when Felixland declared independence. In 1745 Felixland attacked a bunch of European nations, but failed in 1750, and lost

### Modern Times

Felixland became a Strong nation in modern Times.

#### Great War of 1869-1884

In 1871, Felixland Lost independence to Ankerland, but in 1884, the Felixlandic rebel leader ended the War by beheading the Ankerlandish leaderså

#### Communism and Italy

In 1926, Felixland was invaded by Fascist Italy, and was under their control until 1942. Felixland after that allied The Allies in World War II. After that they was neutral, and got a great economy. In 2015 they joined NATO.

#### Today

Today Felixland are doing very good. There have been problems, but right now, terrorism is the only problem.

### Cities

Main article: *List of biggest cities in Felixland.*

## Nature

Felixland have alot of creatures and plants, that does not exist anywhere else.

### Ecology

In Felixland, people put their garbage in volcanoes, instead of polluting the ses, by throwing it there. Felixland is also a member of the Paris Climate Deal, and spend alot of money om ecology

## Politics

Felixland is a National Communist Federation. Elections happen every 10 years, unless over 90% of the population want a new leader before. The leading president￼ is very liked, and a vote says that 87% of the population likes him. Felixland is a member of NATO, and UN, and is in talks to join BRICS.
Denmark

Flag of Denmark

**Denmark** is a country on Earth, and the home of most characters. It have a population of 5.8 million people.

## History

### Prehistoric Era

Humans came to Denmark around 40.000 years BC, and the humans settled there. Around 3000 BC, agriculture came to Denmark. During the Bronze Age, alot of trives was founded.

## Geography

### Biggest cities

Main article: *List of biggest cities in Denmark*

### Nature

The Danish nature, is filled with hills, forrests, lakes, and other things. Animal and plant life is very rich.
Kalle the Dog

**Kalle the Dog,** also known as just **Kalle** is Felix's dog, and a major character in the fictional universe of Felixland Kalle Studios. He is also known as the superhero "**Kalle the Super-Dog"**. He is a loyal ally to Felix, and he is sometimes, as a superhero, partnering up with Elvis the Dog.

## Personal info

He was born in May 2015, and bought by Felix's family, when he was 11 months. He quickly became a trusted family member, and is mostly liked by the entire family. He was made into a superhero in 2018, when he teamed up with Felix, his cousins, and Elvis the Dog to stop U'Arrn.

## Trivia

* In Dark-World he have a evil counterpart named Dark Kalle.
* Much like George Lucas's dog Indiana, who was the inspiration of Indiana Jones and Chewbacca, Kalle was a big inspiration for the Felixland Kalle Studios fictional universe.
Mikael Laukkanen

**Full Name:** Mikael Laukkanen

**Pronouns**: He/Him

**Orientation**: Bisexual

**Birthday**: June 4th

* Pirate: 26
* Modern: 22

**Hometown**:

* Pirate: Taivalkoski, Northern Ostrobothnia, Finland
* Modern: Los Angeles, California

**Height**: 6'1"

**Body Type**: Lean from a lifelong regiment of exercise and clean eating.

**Hair**: Blond, always cut in the latest clean fashion and styled.

**Skin Colour**: Pale

**Eyes**: Blue Grey

**Occupation**:

* Pirate - Trader
* Modern - Law Student

**Parents**:

* Oliver Laukkanen - Mikael shares a rocky relationship with his father. Oliver expected perfection from Mikael even as a child, and now expects him to become a man worthy of succeeding him in his law firm. There is little love lost between the two.
* Ancelika Laukkanen - The trophy wife of Oliver, Ancelika spoiled Mikael from the day he was born and continues to do so. In her eyes, he can do no wrong.

**Siblings**:

* Raakel Laukkanen - Only twelve years old, Raakel is spoiled by her father and criticized by her mother. She and Mikael only see each other for holidays.

**Likes**: Sex, strategy games, and buying new suits.

**Dislikes**: Dull meetings, talkative exes, and his father.

**Other**:

* Mikael keeps his sexual orientation a secret for the most part. His relationships with men are for fun and never are intended to become permanent, though he never bothers to tell that to his boyfriends.
* Mikael loves a good party whether it's happening in a bar downtown, in the penthouse of a CEO, or in his own apartment at 3 AM.
* His favourite strategy to control difficult exes is to play the victim. It's quite easy once he's gotten into their heads.Only his closest friends see through his ruses.
Truthfulness World Tour

**Truthfulness Tour** was the fourth concert tour by American actress and singer-songwriter Anaiyah, in support of her fifth studio album *Truthfulness*  released in May 2018. Anaiyah announced the tour during the week which *Truthfulness* was released. Later, on July 10 that year, all concerts tour dates for Asia, Europe and North American was released on its official website, and tickets began to sold officially on August 12 with the supporting acts of Lizzo, and Kat Dahlia. Latin american and Oceania all-stadium concerts dates was announced in June 3, 2019.

## Set list

This setlist is representative of the show on April 29, 2019. It does not represent all concerts for the duration of the tour.

1. "Nothing Is What It Seem"
2. "Say So"
3. "Hold It Down"
4. "Pocketful of Love"
5. "In Your Arms"/"By My Side"/"Forever"
6. "Emergency Call"
7. Loneliness"
8. "Intensty"
9. "Truthfulness"
10. "Daughter to Mother"
11. "All My Love"
12. "Don't Say Goodbye"
13. "Foreign"
14. "Love Doesn't Have to Hurt"
15. "Adiós Bye Bye"/#"Chocolate"/#"With You"
16. "She's All That"
17. "Charms"
18. "Soldier Boy"
19. "Nobody Compares"
20. "Baillarina"
21. "American Idol"
22. "Get Out of My Mind"
23. "Overflow"
Fanfiction

## Smut

**Kinktober/Kinkmas**:

* Biting (Jae/Adrien - Supernatural)
* Outdoor Sex (Izzy/Asha - Supernatural)
* Lingerie (Inari/River - Polypack)
* Wet Dreams (Sebastian/Chris - College)
* Hair-Pulling (Alyssa/Jasso - Modern)
* Send Nudes (Selene/Raphael - Modern)
* Mummification (Chris/Alyssa/Blaise - Alternate!Modern)
* Fingers (Aleski/Archie - Modern)
* Doctor Play (Sebastian/River - Modern)
* Striptease (Sebastian/Shep - Fake Conversion!AU)
* Squirting (Alexa/Laurent - Supernatural)
* Orgasm (River/Georgie - Modern, pre-canon)
* On Camera (Adrien/Skyler - Modern)
* Food Play (Izzy/Xio - Modern)
* Blindfold (Shep/Sebastian/River - Fake Conversion!AU)
* Aphrodisiacs (Chris/Inari - Supernatural)
* Shibari (Jasso/Alyssa - ABO)
* Masks (Pietro/Kaisa - Modern)
* Aftercare (Archie/Aleski - Modern)
* Candles (Seb/River - Demon!AU)

Mate Me (River/Sebastian - ABO)

Conflicting Signals (Inari/Chris/Seb - Polypack)

Keep The Yuletide Gay (Aleski/Archie - Modern)

## Fluff

#### Current Generation:

Clothes Sharing (Chris/Inari - Modern)

First Kiss (Chris/Sebastian - College)

Possessiveness (River/Sebastian - ABO)

Pride (Leena/Inari - Alternate!Modern)

Drunk Shenanigans (River/Inari/Chris/Sebastian - Polypack)

Smol And Tall (Sebastian/River - Modern)

In Which Alexa Falls (Literally) For Someone (Alexa/Laurent - Alternate!Modern)

Shoes Everywhere (Sebastian/River - Modern)

Soft Boyfriends Being Boyfriends (Sebastian/Chris - Polypack)

We're Just Roommates (Seb/River - Roommate!AU)

Summer (Seb/River - Fake Conversion Camp!AU)

Two Gays In London (Shep/Jared - Modern)

Morning Adventures (Seb/River, Inari/Chris - Childhood)

#### Next Generation:

Presenting Part 1 | Part 2 (Izzy and Adrien - ABO)

Mommy (River & Kaisa - Modern)

Wing Training (Kaisa & Izzy - Wing!AU)

A Night to Remember (Sebastian & Adrien - Modern)

Family Reunion (Adrien & Izzy ft Kaisa - Pirate)

Please Don't Seduce My Papi (Adrien/Jae - Modern)

I'm Not Sharing (Adrien/Jae - Modern)

Fateful Encounters In The Key of Glitter (River & Adrien & Rigel - Modern)

How Did You Know? (Sebastian & Adrien - Modern

Making A List (Sebastian & Kaisa & Izzy - Modern)

Open Doors (Adrien & Kaisa - Modern)

Merry Little Christmas (Selene, Raphael, Pietro & Kaisa - Modern)

## Angst

The Funeral /The Aftermath / Butterfly Fly Away (Modern - Dead!River)

Fresh Bite (Sebastian/Mikael - Supernatural)

Fighting And Arguing (Sebastian/Mikael - Modern)

Nightmares (Sebastian/River - Childhood)

Requiem (River & Pietro - Modern)

Dear Insecurities (Sebastian/Inari - Polypack)

Daylight (Sebastian/River - Modern)

A Little Bit Yours (Adrien/Jae - ABO)

Something More (Sebastian/Mikael - Modern)

Broken On The Dancefloor(River/Mikael, River/Sebastian - 10 Things)

Baby Talk (Sebastian/Chris/Inari/River - Polypack)
Mary Wang

### Friends / Allies

Claire Nuñez, Darci Scott, Aja Tarron, Krel Tarron, Douxie Casperan, Jim Lake Jr., Toby Domzalski, Eli Pepperjack, Steve Palchuk, Shannon Longhannon

## Character Information

### **Origin**

*Tales of Arcadia*

**Mary Wang** is a supporting character in the Tales of Arcadia franchise. She is a student of Arcadia Oaks High, best friends with Darci Scott, Claire Nuñez, and Aja Tarron.
Alyssa Perrin

**Full Name:** Alyssa Perrin

**Pronouns**: She/Her

**Orientation**: Bisexual

**Birthday:**

* Pirate: 26
* Modern: 23

**Height**: 5’11”

**Cup Size:** D

**Hair**: Brown, worn long.

**Skin Color:** Pale

**Eye Color**: Brown

**Tattoos and Piercings**: None

**Occupation:**

* Pirate: A.B.S. on the Retribution
* Modern: Escort

**Family**:

* Ella Perrin - Sister
* Felicité Perrin - Sister

## **Trivia**

* Unless she's fucking you, don't touch.
* Lying on her side, one hand resting close to the knife hidden under the pillow. She's not going to risk anything. The knife does go once she starts sleeping with Jasso more often, but she still sleeps on her side facing the door.
* Alyssa always makes a point to sleep facing the door, because the possibility of being killed in her sleep in the scariest thing she can think of.
* Alyssa's particularly proactive when she's on her period, and takes to exercise to deal with the mild cramps. When Jasso sees her busting out the barbells for lifting, he's wise enough to stay well out of her way, even when she's in a particularly randy mood and comes looking for him for a hook-up. Blood really isn't a kink he has, and not something he's into.
* Alyssa's bisexual! She definitely has a preference for men, but occasionally she'll find a woman she's attracted to, and that's her pursuit for a time. If Jasso's also pursuing that woman, even better.
* Alyssa uses a variety of stuff for her job — whatever the client wants, within reason — but her personal favourite is a little rose gold vibrator that looks like a lipstick. It gets her off in ways that most men can't.
Asha Lewis

Trey Cole - Stepfather

**Full Name**: Asha Dae Lewis

**Pronouns**: She/Her

**Orientation**: Lesbian

**Birthday Day**: July14th

* Pirate: Not Born
* Modern: Not Born

**Height**: 5'8

**Body Type:**Slim to Average

**Hair**: Black

**Eye Colour:**Dark Brown

**Occupation:**

* Pirate: ABO on the Siren's Call
* Modern: Student/Part-Time IT Specialist

**Parents**;

* Faith Lewis - Faith had a baby with her first love, Marques, at the age of 17. The two moved in together for a few years until Faith broke things off to date other people. It wasn't until Asha was 11 that she found a man she was willing to marry. She went to school for carpentry and now runs her own small business. Providing for her babies has always been on the top of her prority list.
* Marques Rowland - The first man who Faith loved and Asha's biological father. His path was more complicated after losing Faith. As bright young man with fantastic grades, he went off to college after winning a fullride scholarshp. He went into teaching maths and later continued his education to obtain a PhD. While his career followed a steady path, his love life took many turns. He had many girlfriends when his daughter was growing up and married twice, but divorced both times. He sees Asha now and then, but only fought for custody during some holidays. His scheduale keeps him busy and it has caused a strain between him and his daughter.
* Trey Cole - Trey is the nextdoor neighbor Faith met when she moved her family back to Wildwood, NJ so that she could care for her aging mother. They started talking at the neighborhood barbaques and quickly hit it off together. A few months into their love affair when Faith discovered with was pregnant with Rowland, Trey stepped up not only as a father to Asha, but as a serious boyfriend for Faith. They married a year after Rowland was born. Trey works as a power untility tech and has a passion for computers and gaming.

**Siblings**:

* Rowland "Ro" Cole -

**Likes**: Computers and coding, hair styling, and artists.

**Dislikes**: Misogyny in the coding field, racist beauty standards, and beige.

**Other**:

* Asha fell in love with computers at a young age when her stepfather let her watch him refurbish an old PC for one of their neighbours. She become his constant companion in his programing and gaming pursuits, spending many happy hours in his lap while he worked.
* In high school, she began to hack in her freetime for fun, gradually moving from innocent breaches to connecting with groups that target corruption and other injustices on the internet. She has several contingency plans to leave the country if she's ever exposed.
* She is notoriously anti-monogamy and makes no secret of it in her dating life.
Chad Peterson

## Alternative Universes

### Supernatural

Human

Full Name: Chad Peterson

Pronouns: He/Him

Orientation: Heterosexual, Cisgender

Age: Not born yet

Height: 5'7"

Body Type: Athletically built

Hair: Dark brown, worn short.

Skin Colour: White, but tan from LA weather.

Eyes: Blue

Occupation: Student

Parents: Two moms who he adores.

Siblings: One baby brother.

Likes: Lacrosse, girls, bowling.

Dislikes: Maths, complicated social conflicts, and cats.
Taika Tuisku

Nea Tuisku - Sister

Elias Kijek - Uncle

Samuli Kijek - Uncle

Outi Harri-Kijek - Aunt

Sanna Kijek - Cousin

Ansa Kijek - Cousin

Oliver Kijek - Cousin

Gabriel Kijek - Cousin

Tuisku:

Viena Tuisku-Niemi - Aunt

Teppo Niemi - Uncle

In-Laws and Children:

Elise Tuisku-Virtanen - Sister-in-Law (Pirate Timeline)

Mira Tuisku - Niece (Pirate Timeline)

Torben Tuisku - Nephew (Pirate Timeline)

**Full Name:** Taika Tuuli Tuisku

**Nickname:** Tai

**Pronouns:** She/Her

**Orientation:** Heterosexual

**Birthday:**May 30th

* Pirate: 22
* Modern: 18

**Height:**5'4"

**Body Type:** Petite and lithe from her years as a dancer.

**Hair:** Brown in color, grow in long, flowing waves.

**Skin Colour:** Pale

**Eye Colour:** Grey

**Tattoos and Piercings:**

* Lower Earlobes Double Pierced (Modern Timeline)
* Belly Piercing (Modern Timeline)
* Rose Tattoo on Hip (Modern Timeline)

**Occupation:**

* Pirate: House Wife
* Modern: Student at University of California Los Angeles; Barista at Starbucks

***S*pouse:**

* Vili Jaakola (Pirate Timeline) - A good man who works as a woodcutter and is only one year her senior. He has short, brown hair and green eyes, built like an ox.

**Children:**

* Gabriel Jaakola - Taika's eldest child, not yet a year old. He has blonde hair with green eyes.

**Parents**:

* Mira Kijek-Tuisku - Mother
* Valto Tuisku - Father

**Siblings**:

* Sebastian Tuisku- Brother
* [1]Leevi Tuisku  - Brother
* Nea Tuisku]] - Sister

**Other Family:**

* **Kijek**:
	+ Elias Kijek - Uncle
	+ Samuli Kijek - Uncle
	+ Outi Harri-Kijek - Aunt
	+ Sanna Kijek - Cousin
	+ Ansa Kijek - Cousin
	+ Oliver Kijek - Cousin
	+ Gabriel Kijek - Cousin
* **Tuisku**:
	+ Viena Tuisku-Niemi - Aunt
	+ Teppo Niemi - Uncle
* **In-Laws and Children:**
	+ Elise Tuisku-Virtanen - Sister-in-Law (Pirate Timeline)
	+ Mira Tuisku - Niece (Pirate Timeline)
	+ Unnamed Baby (Pirate Timeline)
Blaise Jones

## Basic Profile

**Full Name:** Blaise Jones

**Pronouns**: He/Him

**Orientation**: Heterosexual

**Birthday**:  August 31

* Pirate: 26
* Modern: 24

**Height**: 6’1”

**Body** **Type**: Muscular, but not bulging, with broad shoulders.

**Hair**: Back, and worn extremely short, close to completely shaved.

**Skin Colour**: Black (actually more of a dark brown).

**Eyes**: Blue-green

**Occupation**:

* Pirate: Crew member
* Modern: Retail worker and part-time martial arts instructor.

**Parents**: David and Mary Jones

**Siblings:**

* Percy (21/18)
* Charlotte (18/15)

**Likes**: Keeping himself busy, playing Xbox, discovering obscure indie bands.

**Dislikes**: Assholes, salt, and running out of toilet paper.

**Other:**

* Born in Cheshire, England, with two younger siblings (brother called Percy and sister called Charlotte)
* Modern timeline; left home after university to move to New York and pursue a fresh start after a family tragedy.
* Works in retail during the day, but teaches mixed martial arts in the evenings.
* Lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, but works in the city.
Archie Barton

**Full Name**: Archie "Archana" Barton

**Pronouns**: He/Him

**Orientation**: Gay Transman

**Birthday**: April 22nd

**Height**: 6ft

**Body Type**: Skinny

**Hair**: Dirty blonde naturally, but dyed a lighter blonde

**Skin Colour**: A little tan, but nowhere near as dark as his mother's skin colour.

**Eyes**: Dark brown

**Occupation**: Student

**Parents**:

* Jiera Barton
* Mike Barton

**Siblings**:

* Harit (7)
* Tarak (9)

**Likes**: Looking after Aleski and keeping him in one piece, old horror movies, and plants.

**Dislikes**: Confrontation, bananas, and PE.
Izzy Perez-Kijek

## Izzy

**Full** **Name**: Isabela Taika Perez-Tuisku

**Pronouns**: She/Her

**Age**: Not born yet

**Height**: 6 foot 2

**Body Type**: Slim but muscular.

**Hair**: Cropped short black hair

**Skin** **Colour**: A very light tan, darker than her twin, but not nearly as dark as her Papi.

**Eyes**: The exact same shape and shade of grey as Inari.

**Occupation**: Student/Pirate

**Parents**:

* River Perez-Tuisku
* Sebastian Tuisku-Perez

**Siblings**:

* Kaisa Perez-Tuisku - Sister
* Adrien Perez-Tuisku - Fraternal twin brother
* Aleski Pollari-Rosa - Half brother
* Pietro Lucciano-Santis - Brother in law

**Personality**:

Izzy was incredibly quiet as a baby but once she started to learn sign language - stutteringly taught by her already multi-lingual parents - she opened up and then never stopped after that. She grew alongside her twin, and lives her life without fear, even once she realises as a pre-teen that she is attracted to other girls.

Like her Isa, she has an affinity for art - although hers tends more towards paint and big pieces, like tagging walls she shouldn't - and lives for the bad-girl aesthetic even though she can most often be found hanging out with her twin and their friends drinking way too much iced coffee and planning shenanigans.

As an adult, she drops out of college after a year and a half and goes travelling across the East Coast, doing freelance design work on the road, until she ends up in New Jersey and meets Asha Lewis. By the time the two of them return to California, Izzy's signing up for the Firefighter Academy.

Adult Izzy
It's Christmas (album)

***It's Christmas*** is the second studio album by Sahrawi-born American singer-songwriter Anaiyah. It was released on October 26, 2010 by Island Records and Teen Island. The album debuted on the US *Billboard* 200 at number one with sales of 287,000 copies sold in its first week, and at top three in many countries, incluinding Australia, Canada  and in the United Kingdom. As of May 2018, the album has sold a total of 1,307,000 in the United States, which was certified platinum by by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), and over 2,000,000 worlwide

## Track listing

***It's Christmas*** – Standard edition

1. "Thank God It's Christmas" – 3:21
2. "White Christmas" – 3:25
3. "All I Want for Christmas Is You"– 4:10
4. "Silent Night" – 4:21
5. "Last Christmas" – 3:43
6. "Noel" – 2:32
7. "Little Drummer Boy" – 3:29
8. "Christmas Time (Is Here Again)" – 3:50
9. "What Child Is This?" – 3:32
10. "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" – 4:12
11. "Red Loop" – 3:51

***It's Christmas*** – Walmart edition bonus track

1. "Silver Bells" – 3:44
2. "Winter Wonderland"  – 3:32

## Singles

Singles from ***It's Christmas***

 2. "Red Loop"
Released: November 1, 2010

## Certifications

 Canada (MC)
 United Kingdom (BPI)
 United States (RIAA)
Intensity Tour

**Intensity Tour** was the second concert tour by American actress and singer-songwriter Anaiyah, in support of third studio album, *The Intensity of Ms. Anaiyah* released in March 2014. Promoted by Live Nation, the first North American leg theatres tour dates was announced in March 21 2014, alongside album's pre-order, which resulted in absolute sales success, adding more dates in indoor arenas until April 2015.

The Latin American, Oceanean, Asian, and European and festivals tour dates were announced throughout the year. The tour started on March 15, 2014 in Nampa , Idaho, United States at Ford Idaho Center and concluded on October 5, 2015 in Zürich, Switzerland at Hallenstadion. The supporting acts for the tour were American girl group Fith Harmony, British-Irish boy band The Wanted and  Australian singer Cody Simpson. The tour had a total gross of $87,994,547‬and 1,558,694 in attendance from 110 reported shows.

The concerts dates from June 20, 2014 in Minneapolis, Minnesota at Target Center until April 17, 2015 same year in Phoenix, Arizona at Arizona Veterans Memorial Coliseum were filmed for a 3-D documentary concert film under Sony Entertainment and Live Nation production. Directed by American producer K.C Houston, the concert film entitled *The Intensity of Ms. Anaiyah Concert Film*  was released worldwide on July 25, 2015. The film received an massive commercial success, grossed worldwide $200.5 million against a $9 million production budget, becoming one of highest-grossing concert films of all time.

## Set list

This setlist is representative of the show on May 3, 2014. It does not represent all concerts for the duration of the tour.

1. "Don't Take It Personally"/"She's All That"
2. "Charms"
3. "What's Left for Me?"
4. "First Love"
5. "All These Words"
6. "Good Stuff"/"Hush"/"Picture This"
7. "Runnin' Away"
8. "Whatever"
9. "What You Want"
10. "If You Go Away (Close the Door)"/"There's Know Place Like Home"
11. "Adiós Bye Bye"
12. "Somedays"
13. "Loneliness"
14. Spanish Medley: Te Vi Venir/"Me equivoqué/"Te Quise Olvidar"/"No Me Ames"
15. "Foolish Heart"
16. "Picture This"
17. "With You"
18. "Baillarina"
Sanna Kijek

Oliver Kijek

Leevi Tuisku (Cousin)

Nea Tuisku (Cousin)

Mira Tuisku (Aunt)

Elias Kijek (Uncle)

Valto Tuisku (Uncle)

**Full Name**: Sanna Kijek

**Pronouns**: She/Her

**Orientation**: Lesbian

**Birthday**: October 17th

* Pirate: 26
* Modern: 22

**Height**: 5'6

**Body Type:** Naturally slim and relatively toned from running.

**Hair**:

* Pirate: Fair blonde.
* Modern: Dyed lilac, worn long.

**Skin Colour**: Pale white, but with a slight tan from living in California for four years.

**Eyes**: A cerulean blue, almost identical to Sebastian's blue eye.

**Occupation**:

* Pirate: Lady's maid.
* Modern: Student/Psychologist

**Parents**:

Samuli Kijek - Father

Outi Harri-Kijek - Mother

**Siblings**:

Ansa Kijek - Sister

Oliver Kijek - Brother

Gabriel Kijek - Brother

**Other**:

Valto Tuisku - Uncle

Mira Kijek-Tuisku - Aunt

Sebastian Tuisku- Cousin

Leevi Tuisku -Cousin

Taika Tuisku - Cousin

Nea Tuisku - Cousin

Elias Kijek - Uncle

**Likes**: Psychological thrillers, flirting with girls, and Ferris Wheels.

**Dislikes**: Bullshit of any kind, Brussels sprouts, literary snobs

**Strengths**: She's able to be an amazing friend by telling her friends and family exactly what they need to hear, but also in a gentle way so they don't get unnecessarily hurt. Sanna's mind is also incredibly strategical, just like her cousin, and is able to see alternative solutions to almost any problem she's faced with.

**Weaknesses**: She falls hard and fast, which thus means she has a tendency to protect her heart. She can also be really persistent, which gets annoying for others around her at times.
Xiomena Moreau

**Full Name:** Xiomena Moreau

**Pronouns:** She/Her

**Orientation:** Pansexual/Aromantic/Non-Monogamous

**Birthday:** March 4th

* Pirate: Nope
* Modern: Not Even

**Height:** 5’5”

**Body Type:** Slim and petite

**Hair:** Naturally blonde though dyed a new color monthly, worn short.

**Skin Colour:** Fair

**Eyes:** Green

**Occupation:**

* Pirate: Cabin Girl/Surgeon Apprentice
* Modern: Student/Escort/Nurse

**Parents:**

* Alexa Montez - Mother
* Laurent Moreau - Father

**Siblings:**

* Raphael Moreau - Brother

**Likes**: Sex, caring for friends, and goth punk culture.

**Dislikes**: Bigots and others who judge her for her lifestyle, the oversexualization of women, and monogamy.
Kaisa Perez-Tuisku

## Basic Profile

**Full Name**: Kaisa Tía Perez-Kijek

**Pronouns**: She/Her

**Orientation**: Heterosexual

**Birthday**: 30-June

**Height**: 5’3”

**Body Type:** Athletic and toned from her kickboxing and wrestling, naturally curvy

**Hair**: Shoulder length and a dark brown.

**Skin Colour:** Naturally tan from her Mexican heritage.

**Eyes**: One eye is brown, while the other is blue. River considers it fate that their adopted daughter has heterochromia like their husband, and insists on this belief.

**Occupation**: High school student

**Parents**:

* Parent - River Perez-Tuisku
* Father - Sebastian Tuisku-Perez

**Siblings**:

* Adrien Perez-Kijek
* Izzy Perez-Kijek

**Personality**:

She's incredibly strong-willed, even as a baby. When she's an infant, she takes more of a liking to her Isa, which upsets her Papi and leads to the two of them fighting more as she gets older and becomes a teenager. However, when she gets to be an adult, their relationship mellows out and becomes much sweeter.

As a toddler, she falls in love with wrestling, and this is a passion that follows her into adulthood, although never professionally. Her teen years brings a thing for vampires, and by the time she's an adult, she knows entirely too much about vampire mythology and is always prime for the Supernatural category in a trivia contest.

Her supernatural counterpart has a little of all her heritages - the ability to shift into a wolf (from her Papi), blood-drinking, heightened senses, and slightly longer canines (from her Isa), and the ability to use magic (from Chris). She can often be found levitating above her bed, or teleporting from one place to another.
Bianca de la Rosa

**Name**: Bianca de la Rosa (neé Corrales)

**Pronouns**: She/Her

**Age**: 41

**Orientation**: Heterosexual

**Biography**:

In the modern timeline, Bianca grew up in La Habra Heights, California with her parents and older sister Maria. Even as a child, she strived for the best she could possibly be, always pushing herself to do better, to achieve more. That estranged her from her bitter sister, but got her into one of the best all-girls Catholic private schools into the state at age 14.

One fateful night, Mayfield held a mixer with a boys' school in the area, and that's when Bianca met the shy, bookish Rafael de la Rosa. By the end of the night, they'd danced several times, and exchanged phone numbers. A relationship bloomed, and they were quickly inseparable outside of school.

Four years later, just a month shy of graduating, Bianca found herself pregnant - a little girl - and Rafael proposed the day after graduation. Another eight months, and Calliope was born. The three of them moved in with Bianca's parents, where they lived for a year before finding a house of their own. Rafael took up a job at the local library, and Bianca went to work at the bodega on the corner, while continuing her university studies online. This was particularly helpful when she was 21 and fell pregnant again, this time with her baby Christophe.

Nowadays she fills her days with writing about her experiences with parenting, and enjoys a placid life in the suburbs with her husband.
Leena Gunnarsdóttir

## Leena Gunnarsdottir

Johann (26)

Aron (24)

Valdimar (20)

**Full Name:** Leena Gunnarsdöttir

**Pronouns**: She/Her

**Orientation**: Heterosexual

**Birthday**: January

* Pirate: 17
* Modern: 17

**Height**: 5’7”

**Cup** **Size**: B

**Hair**: Blonde, loose curls, worn no longer than shoulder length - Pirate Timeline

Blonde, buzzcut - Modern Timeline.

**Skin Color**: Pale with a tan.

**Eye Color**: Green

**Tattoos and Piercings:** Pirate: None

Modern: Nose stud.

**Occupation**:

* Pirate: Shipwright/Boatswain (splits the duties with Inari) on the Retribution
* Modern: Student/Garage Owner

**Family**:

* Gunnar Carlsson (Father)
* Katrin Aronsdóttir (Mother)
* Kristjan ( Brother - 29)
* Oliver (Brother - 26)
* Johann (Brother - 26)
* Aron (Brother - 24)
* Valdimar (Brother - 20)
* Selene Jonsdóttir (Daughter)

## **Trivia**

* Go to karaoke song - 'Eye of The Tiger' and by the time she's done, everyone's a little stunned (and intimidated, except for proud mama Inari)
* First app in the morning - Whatsapp, just so she can read and laugh at Inari's messages complaining about the PDA couple from the previous night.
* Most played Spotify playlist - 'Sweat Zone' - her workout playlist that just gets longer and longer.
* Leena has the biggest fear of birds. Chickens, seagulls, pigeons, they're all fucking terrifying.
* Leena's like a bear with a sore head when she's on her period, but also particularly horny as well, which then makes her grumpy because she can't do anything for at least a week. The worst times here are when both Leena and Selene are both on their periods — everyone avoids them like the plague, even their boyfriends.
* Leena doesn't give a fuck. She displays that 10 inch rabbit on her nightstand without giving a single fuck, and isn't shy about the noise she makes when getting off, causing much amusement from Inari, and awkwardness from both Seb and Chris on separate occasions.
Jae Park

**Full** **Name**: Jae Park

**Pronouns**: He/Him

**Age**: Not born yet

**Height**: 6 foot

**Body Type**: Well-built, broad shoulders, but overall fit

.

**Hair**: Black

**Skin Colour**: Naturally tan

**Eyes**: Dark brown, almost black.

**Occupation**: Student/Pirate

**Parents**: Jae's never known his mother, and his father passed away from cancer when Jae was five, so he's been raised by his paternal grandparents ever since then.

**Siblings**: None.

**Likes**: Annoying Adrien, soccer, and Broadway musicals.

**Dislikes**: Mess, shitty special effects in movies, and sugar in coffee.
Sam Asare

Full Name: Samantha Ashantee Asare

Nickname: Sam

Pronouns: They/Them, She/Her

Orientation: Lesbian, Nonbinary

Height: 5'2"

Body Type:

Hair: Black, 4a

Skin Colour: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Occupation: Student

Parents: A mother and father they love dearly. Their mother immigrated from Ghana after attending university in America.

Siblings: One older brother and two older sisters. They can be a blessing or a curse depending on the day.

Likes: Pins, Flamin' Hot everything, Rainbows, and YA Queer Novels

Dislikes: Milk (they're lactose intolerant), Gendered Fashion, and the American High School Literature Curriculum
Trust World Tour

**Trust World Tour** was the second concert tour by American actress and singer-songwriter Anaiyah, in support of third studio album, *Trust*released in March 2014. Promoted by Live Nation, the first North American leg theatres tour dates was announced in March 21 2014, alongside album's pre-order, which resulted in absolute sales success, adding more dates in indoor arenas until April 2015.

The Latin American, Oceanean, Asian, and European and festivals tour dates were announced throughout the year. The tour started on May 3, 2014 in Nampa , Idaho, United States at Ford Idaho Center and concluded on July 16, 2015 in Zürich, Switzerland at Hallenstadion. The supporting acts for the tour were American girl group Fith Harmony, British-Irish boy band The Wanted and  Australian singer Cody Simpson. The tour had a total gross of $87,994,547‬and 1,558,694 in attendance from 110 reported shows.

The concerts dates from June 20, 2014 in Minneapolis, Minnesota at Target Center until Aprtil 23, 2015 in Caracas, Venezuela at Estádio Olímpico de Caracas were filmed for a 3-D documentary concert film under Sony Entertainment and Live Nation production. Directed by American producer K.C Houston, the concert film entitled *Anaiyah's Trust Concert Film* was released worldwide on July 25, 2015. The film received an massive commercial success, grossed worldwide $200.5 million against a $8 million production budget, becoming one of highest-grossing concert films of all time.

## Set list

This setlist is representative of the show on May 3, 2014. It does not represent all concerts for the duration of the tour.

1. "Don't Take It Personally"/"She's All That"
2. "Charms"
3. "What's Left for Me?"
4. "First Love"
5. "All These Words"
6. "Good Stuff"/"Hush"/"Picture This"
7. "Runnin' Away"
8. "Whatever"
9. "What You Want"
10. "If You Go Away (Close the Door)"/"There's Know Place Like Home"
11. "Adiós Bye Bye"
12. "Somedays"
13. "Loneliness"
14. Spanish Medley: Te Vi Venir/"Me equivoqué/"Te Quise Olvidar"/"No Me Ames"
15. "Foolish Heart"
16. "Picture This"
17. "Trust"
18. "With You"
19. "Baillarina"
Mi Diario (Anaiyah album)

***Mi Diario*** is the debut studio album by Spanish singer-songwriter and actress Anaiyah. It was released on February 17, 2011, by the Vale Music and Universal Music. After signed a three-album recording contract in March 2008 by the age of 12, Anaiyah started work on the album alongside the producer Armando Muñoz, who also helped her write all the songs on the album. *Mi Diario* incorporates pop rock, and Latin pop. The album has spawned the Spanish-language hit-singles "No Me Mientas", "Bella Durmiente", and "Espejo, Espejo". To date, the album sold over 2 million worlwide, and was promote during the Tour Mi Diario beetween 2009 and 2010.

## Track listing

***Mi Diario***– Standard edition

1. "Mi Diario" – 3:14
2. "Espejo, Espejo" – 3:54
3. "No Me Mientas" – 3:19
4. "Y Que?" – 3:25
5. "Bella Durmiente" – 3:39
6. "Lo que daría" – 3:45
7. "Amigos Imaginarios" – 4:21
8. "Cuéntame" – 3:14
9. "El Tiempo Nada Cambiara" – 3:13
10. "Días sin luz" – 3:35
11. "Ya No Llores" – 3:14

***Mi Diario*** – Deluxe edition bonus track

1. "Pido la palabra" – 3:17
2. "Quisiera Yo" – 3:22
3. "Ya Me Cansé" – 3:17
4. "Miles de millones" – 3:25

***Mi Diario*** – DVD edition

1. "No Me Mientas" (music video) – 3:45
2. "Bella Durmiente" (music video) – 5:11
3. "Lo quen daría" (music video) – 3:53
4. "Anaiyah meets the Studio" – 9:12

***Mi Diario*** – 4Fan U.S Limited edition

1. "Something About Me" – 3:25
2. "Bella Durmiente" (Mithze Radio Disney Remix) – 2:43

## Singles

**Singles from *Mi Diario***

 2. "Bella Durmiente"
 3. "Lo que daría"
 4. "Espejo, Espejo"
 5. "Quisiera Yo"
 6. "Días sin luz"
Released: May 18, 2010
AceDarkmoon

## AceDarkmoon

### Aliases

* Austin Dickens
* Ace Games
* DarkMoon
* Ace

## Abilities

Anime

Free Time

Has Permits

Creates memes

## Ability Modifiers

+ 1 Piece

-10 Phone Talking

-1 Thumb

+1 Thumb

## Best Quotes

“I was just fucking around with Hanzo”

“I want it to be a girl with a strapon”

"Your getting stripped and put in the boi storage"

"Ok re:tard"

"Nothin like a belly full of soy milk and a single kiwi"