Ethan Coudenys

The Honourable Ethan Marcel Coudenys is a Canadian Member of Parliament representing the electoral district of Brantford-Brant and is a former member of the Privy Council. Hailing from the small town of Paris, Ontario, Coudenys became the first Independent MP to be elected to the House of Commons in the district since 1980. During their time in the House of Commons, Coudenys served as Minister of Alien Innovation, Technology and Science and Solicitor General under the No Aliens Here (NAH) Party in 2020. After a stint as a Foreign delegate to the Frengland for the conference on Taylor Swift from August to December 2022, Coudenys took on the role of Deputy House Leader of the (Taylor's Party) Party. Under the Guiding Seals to Taylor (GST) Coalition, Coudenys was appointed Minister Responsible for Taking Canadians to the Lakes. After the resignation of the Right Honourable Kathryn (Katy) Moore, Coudenys was appointed as Leader of the Taylor's Party Party, of which he is the current Leader.

## MPSP22

### Party

No Aliens Here (NAH) Party (2022)Independent (2021-22)

### Ministries Held

Minister of Science, Technology, and InnovationSolicitor General of Canada

## Early Life

Ethan Coudenys attended the prestigious Hogwarts Elementary Academy for Swifts in Brantford, Ontario. From a young age they were a fan of girl bossing and heckling. They finished Elementary academy and attended the less-than prestigious secondary school, North Park Collegiate and Vocational School. There, Coudenys served as the Leader of the Band Club, playing the saxophone and swooning over Taylor Swift, Goody Benman, and Cuke Lombs.

After Secondary School, Coudenys attended the prestigious and world renowned University of Ottawa. There, Coudenys studied History and Political Science, and garnered a Reputation as a lover of the colour of Red. Finishing their Undergraduate degree, Coudenys pursued Doctorate Degree in Alien Technological Research at the University of Lethbridge. Finishing his doctorate, they published two best-selling novels on the possibility of an alien invasion.

## Early Career

In 2021, Coudenys ran as an independent for a special election in the electoral district of Brantford-Brant. Garnering support from Swift fans and anti-Alien voters alike, Coudenys took the lead early in the race and won the election one month before the first sitting of the 2022 Model Parliament. Serving as an Independent in the House, Coudenys was quickly offered a seat on the Privy Council under the second-day party No Aliens Here (NAH). Under this Party, Coudenys was offered the offices of Minister of Alien Science, Technology and Innovation and Solicitor General of Canada. Because Coudenys loves big stamps, they accepted the appointment.

Coudenys, along with his fellow members of the NAH party on the Drafting team drafted and passed the Government Bill C-3, wherein the Government granted special powers to agents thereof to prevent alien invasion. There were. also clauses stating the monkeys and their supporters would be considered traitors under the Canadian Criminal Code. In 2022, with the help of their colleagues in the House, Coudenys formed the Girlboss, Gaslight, Gatekeep Party, and merged the party with the Taylor's Party Party in the summer of 2022.

## Foreign Affairs and Experience

From August through December 2022, Ethan Coudenys served as a Canadian delegate to the International Conference on Taylor Swift and Global Swifties. The Conference was held in mainland Frengland and Coudenys was a faithful servant of the Taylor's Party Party. While serving as a delegate in Frengland, Coudenys also encountered members of the Provisional State of Belgium and began to discuss the options of independence. While serving as a delegate in Frengland, Coudenys was re-elected to the House of Commons in a close race under the Taylor's Party Party.

## MPSP2023

For the 22nd Model Parliament, Coudenys began as Deputy House Leader of the Taylor's Party. House Leader the Honourable Banafsheh Shamdani and Party Leader Daniel Yang both asked them to take on this role because of Coudenys' extensive parliamentarian record. While serving as both the Deputy House Leader and Minister Responsible for Taking Canadians to the Lakes, Coudenys fought off the criticisms of the "corrupt and thieving" Pirate Party. It seemed that after their office was sacked by the Pirate Party's supporters, Coudenys became an even louder advocate for anti-Pirate policy. Nevertheless, by the en of the first sitting day, the Guiding Seals to Taylor Coalition fell after the resignation of the Right Honourable Kathryn Moore. Upon her resignation speech to the House, Coudenys was named Leader of the Taylor's Party Party.

On the second sitting day, Coudenys remain as the Leader of the Taylor's Party Party, managing a caucus of four seats. During his time in the house for that years' sittings, Coudenys was known to doom scroll on Twitter and use more than two gigabytes of data on one day. At the closing ceremonies of the 22nd Model Parliament simulation, Ethan Coudenys was awarded the title of Most likely to be Heckled in the House, and he is credited with popularizing the yelling of "source" during parliamentary speeches.

## Little known Facts

* Ethan Coudenys is the only Model Parliamentarian to have their twitter account verified
* Ethan Coudenys can play the bagpipes
* Ethan Coudenys was part of the NAH Government which was the only party to pass legislation in the House of Commons during MPSP2022