TheReviewer20's Family Guy Scorecard (My Rating Scale)

**Great Show**

## Season 1 (Neutral) - 4.7

-Death Has a Shadow - Average

-I Never Met the Dead Man - Poor

-Chitty Chitty Death Bang - Great

-Mind Over Murder - Bad

-A Hero Sits Next Door - Bad

-The Son Also Draws - Good

-Brian: Portrait of a Dog - Awful

## Season 2 (Average) - 6.4

-Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater - Great

-Holy Crap - Average

-Da Boom - Good

-Brian in Love - Bad

-Love Thy Trophy - Average

-Death Is a Bitch - Poor

-The King Is Dead - Good

-I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar - Magnificent

-If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' - Neutral

-Running Mates - Average

-A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks - Average

-Fifteen Minutes of Shame - Average

-Road to Rhode Island - Neutral

-Let's Go to the Hop - Great

-Dammit Janet! - Good

-There's Something About Paulie - Poor

-He's Too Sexy for His Fat - Good

-E. Peterbus Unum - Magnnificent

-The Story on Page One - Great

-Wasted Talent - Neutral

-Fore Father - Legendary

## Season 3 (Average) - 5.9

-The Thin White Line - Average

-Brian Does Hollywood - Average

-Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington - Great

-One if by Clam, Two if by Sea - Average

-And the Wiener is... - Neutral

-Death Lives - Poor

-Lethal Weapons - Awful

-The Kiss Seen Around the World - Average

-Mr. Saturday Knight - Poor

-A Fish out of Water - Good

-Emission Impossible - Great

-To Love and Die in Dixie - Neutral

-Screwed the Pooch - Magnificent

-Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? - Great

-Ready, Willing, and Disabled - Good

-A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas - Neutral

-Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows - Bad

-From Method to Madness - Poor

-Stuck Together, Torn Apart - Average

-Road to Europe - Great

-Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1 - Average

-When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Good

## Season 4 (Neutral) - 5.3

-North by North Quahog - Legendary

-Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High - Neutral

-Blind Ambition - Bad

-Don't Make Me Over - Bad

-The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire - Horrible

-Petarded - Neutral

-Brian the Bachelor - Average

-8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter - Bad

-Breaking Out is Hard to Do - Awful

-Model Misbehavior - Great

-Peter's Got Woods - Poor

-The Perfect Castaway - Bad

-Jungle Love - Awful

-PTV - Neutral

-Brian Goes Back to College - Average

-The Courtship of Stewie's Father - Great

-The Fat Guy Strangler - Magnificent

-The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz - Great

-Brian Sings and Swings - Magnificent

-Patriot Games - Average

-I Take Thee Quagmire - Awful

-Sibling Rivalry - Average

-Deep Throats - Bad

-Peterotica - Neutral

-You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives - Good

-Petergeist - Great

-Untitled Griffin Family History - Good

-Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story - Average

## Season 5 (Good) - 6.8

-Stewie Loves Lois - Poor

-Mother Tucker - Great

-Hell Comes to Quahog - Great

-Saving Private Brian - Magnificent

-Whistle While Your Wife Works - Poor

-Prick Up Your Ears - Good

-Chick Cancer - Bad

-Barely Legal - Neutral

-Road to Rupert - Great

-Peter's Two Dads - Good

-The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Great

-Airport '07 - Poor

-Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey - Legendary

-No Meals on Wheels - Average

-Boys Do Cry - Great

-No Chris Left Behind - Magnificent

-It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One - Great

-Meet the Quagmires - Good

## Season 6 (Good) - 7.3

-Blue Harvest - Legendary

-Movin' Out (Brian's Song) - Great

-Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air - Average

-Stewie Kills Lois/Lois Kills Stewie - Neutral

-Padre de Familia - Great

-Peter's Daughter - Good

-McStroke - Magnificent

-Back to the Woods - Great

-Play It Again, Brian - Bad

-The Former Life of Brian - Magnificent

-Long John Peter - Great

## Season 7 (Great) - 7.8

-Love, Blactually - Legendary

-I Dream of Jesus - Great

-Road to Germany - Magnificent

-Baby Not On Board - Good

-The Man with Two Brians - Great

-Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Good

-Ocean's Three and a Half - Neutral

-Family Gay - Legendary

-The Juice Is Loose - Great

-FOX-y Lady - Great

-Not All Dogs Go To Heaven - Great

-420 - Great

-Stew-Roids - Great

-We Love You, Conrad - Bad

-Three Kings - Legendary

-Peter's Progress - Magnificemt

## Season 8 (Great) - 7.9

-Road to the Multiverse - Neutral

-Family Goy - Magnificent

-Spies Reminiscent of Us - Great

-Brian's Got a Brand New Bag - Average

-Hannah Banana - Magnificent

-Quagmire's Baby - Good

-Jerome Is the New Black - Great

-Dog Gone - Poor

-Business Guy - Great

-Big Man on Hippocampus - Great

-Dial Meg for Murder - Neutral

-Extra Large Medium - Magnificent

-Go, Stewie, Go! - Great

-Peter-assment - Magnificent

-Brian Griffin's House of Payne - Legendary

-April in Quahog - Perfect

-Brian & Stewie - Average

-Quagmire's Dad - Legendary

-The Splendid Source - Legendary

-Something, Something, Something, Dark Side - Great

-Partial Terms of Endearment - Great

## Season 9 (Great) - 7.5

-And Then There Were Fewer - Horrible

-Excellence in Broadcasting - Legendary

-Welcome Back, Carter - Great

-Halloween on Spooner Street - Great

-Baby, You Knock Me Out - Good

-Brian Writes a Bestseller - Great

-Road to the North Pole - Average

-New Kidney in Town - Great

-And I'm Joyce Kinney - Great

-Friends of Peter G. - Good

-German Guy - Magnificent

-The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair - Average

-Trading Places - Great

-Tiegs for Two - Great

-Brothers & Sisters - Great

-The Big Bang Theory - Magnificent

-Foreign Affairs - Legendary

-It's A Trap! - Great

## Season 10 (Great) - 8.3

-Lottery Fever - Great

-Seahorse Seashell Party - Magnificent

-Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. - Magnificent

-Stewie Goes for a Drive - Great

-Back to the Pilot - Legendary

-Thanksgiving - Magnificent

-Amish Guy - Good

-Cool Hand Peter - Average

-Grumpy Old Man - Great

-Quagmire and Meg - Average

-The Blind Side - Magnificent

-Livin' on a Prayer - Great

-Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream - Great

-Be Careful What You Fish For - Great

-Burning Down the Bayit - Legendary

-Killer Queen - Legendary

-Forget-Me-Not - Average

-You Can't Do That On Television, Peter - Legendary

-Mr. and Mrs. Stewie - Magnificent

-Leggo My Meg-O - Legendary

-Tea Peter - Great

-Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2 - Great

-Internal Affairs - Great

## Season 11 (Magnificent) - 8.8

-Into Fat Air - Magnificent

-Ratings Guy - Great

-The Old Man and the Big 'C' - Legendary

-Yug Ylimaf - Perfect

-Joe's Revenge - Legendary

-Lois Comes Out of Her Shell - Great

-Friends Without Benefits - Great

-Jesus, Mary & Joseph - Magnificent

-Space Cadet - Legendary

-Brian's Play - Magnificent

-The Giggity Wife - Magnificent

-Valentine's Day in Quahog - Good

-Chris Cross - Great

-Call Girl - Great

-Turban Cowboy - Legendary

-12 and a Half Angry Men - Perfect

-Bigfat - Perfect

-Total Recall - Great

-Save the Clam - Magnificent

-Farmer Guy - Great

-Roads to Vegas - Neutral

-No Country Club for Old Men - Great

## Season 12 (Magnificent) - 8.5

-Finders Keepers - Perfect

-Vestigial Peter - Great

-Quagmire's Quagmire - Great

-A Fistful of Meg - Great

-Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee - Magnificent

-Life of Brian - Magnificent

-In Harmony's Way - Great

-Christmas Guy - Magnificent

-Peter Problems - Average

-Grimm Job - Legendary

-Brian's a Bad Father - Magnificent

-Mom's the Word - Great

-3 Acts of God - Magnificent

-Fresh Heir - Great

-Secondhand Spoke - Great

-Herpe, the Love Sore - Good

-The Most Interesting Man in the World - Magnificent

-Baby Got Black - Great

-Meg Stinks! - Magnificent

-He's Bla-ack! - Great

-Chap Stewie - Legendary

## Season 13 (Magnificent) - 9.0

-The Simpsons Guy - Perfect

-The Book of Joe - Great

-Baking Bad - Great

-Brian the Closer - Perfect

-Turkey Guys - Legendary

-The 2000-Year-Old Virgin - Magnificent

-Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure - Great

-Our Idiot Brian - Magnificent

-This Little Piggy - Great

-Quagmire's Mom - Magnificent

-Encyclopedia Griffin - Magnificent

-Stewie Is Enceinte - Perfect

-Dr. C & The Women - Great

-#JOLO - Great

-Once Bitten - Magnificent

-Roased Guy - Great

-Fighting Irish - Legendary

-Take My Wife - Magnificent

## Season 14 (Magnificent) - 8.6

-Pilling Them Softly - Legendary

-Papa Has A Rollin' Son - Great

-Guy, Robot - Great

-Peternormal Activity - Magnificent

-Peter, Chris, & Brian - Good

-Peter's Sister - Great

-Hot Pocket-Dial - Great

-Brokeback Swanson - Good

-A Shot in the Dark - Legendary

-Candy Quahog Marshmallow! - Magnificent

-The Peanut Butter Kid - Legendary

-Scammed Yankees - Magnificent

-An App a Day - Great

-Underage Peter - Magnificent

-A Lot Going On Upstairs - Magnificent

-The Heartbreak Dog - Great

-Take a Letter - Magnificent

-The New Adventures of Old Tom - Magnificent

-Run, Chris, Run - Great

-Road to India - Magnificent

## Season 15 (Magnificent) - 8.6

-The Boys in the Band - Bad

-Bookie of the Year - Great

-American Gigg-olo - Great

-Inside Family Guy - Magnificent

-Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date - Great

-Hot Shots - Legendary

-High School English - Magnificent

-Carter and Tricia - Great

-How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Magnificent

-Passenger Fatty-Seven - Perfect

-Gronkowsbees - Legendary

-Peter's Def Jam - Great

-The Finer Strings - Magnificent

-The Dating Game - Great

-Cop and a Half-Wit - Great

-Saturated Fat Guy - Magnificent

-Peter's Lost Youth - Great

-The Peter Principal - Magnificent

-Dearly Deported - Legendary

-A House Full of Peters - Legendary

## Season 16 (Magnificent) - 8.8

-Emmy-Winning Episode - Perfect

-Foxx in the Men House - Good

-Nanny Goats - Magnificent

-Follow the Money - Great

-Three Directors - Legendary

-The D in Apartment 23 - Magnificent

-Petey IV - Great

-Crimes and Meg's Demeanor - Magnificent

-Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas - Great

-Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) - Legendary

-Dog Bites Bear - Legendary

-Send in Stewie, Please - Perfect

-V is for Mystery - Magnificent

-Veteran Guy - Great

-The Woof of Wall Street - Legendary

-Family Guy Through the Years - Magnificent

-Switch the Flip - Neutral

-HTTPete - Great

-The Unkindest Cut - Legendary

-Are You There God? It's Me, Peter - Great

## Season 17 (Magnificent) - 8.6

-Married...With Cancer - Average

-Dead Dog Walking - Magnificent

-Pal Stewie - Great

-Big Trouble in Little Quahog - Perfect

-Regarding Carter - Magnificent

-Stand By Meg - Great

-Griffin Winter Games - Legendary

-Con Heiress - Magnificent

-Pawtucket Pete - Great

-Hefty Shades of Gray - Great

-Trump Guy - Legendary

-Bri, Robot - Magnificent

-Trans-Fat - Average

-Family Guy Lite - Great

-No Giggity, No Doubt - Great

-You Can't Handle the Booth! - Legendary

-Island Adventure - Great

-Throw It Away - Magnificent

-Girl, Internetted - Great

-Adam West High - Legendary

## Season 18 (Legendary) - 9.6

-Yacht Rocky - Perfect

-Bri-Da - Magnificent

-Absolutely Babulous - Legendary

-Disney's The Reboot - Perfect

-Cat Fight - Magnificent

-Peter & Lois' Wedding - Legendary

-Heart Burn - Legendary

-Shanksgiving - Great

-Christmas is Coming - Legendary

-Connie's Celica - Magnificent

-Short Cuts - Legendary

-Undergrounded - Legendary

-Rich Old Stewie - Perfect

-The Movement - Legendary

-Baby Stewie - Magnificent

-Start Me Up - Legendary

-Coma Guy - Magnificent

-Better Off Meg - Great

-Holly Bibble - Magnificent

-Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song) - Legendary

## Season 19 (Magnificent) - 8.5

-Stewie's First Word - Great

-The Talented Mr. Stewie -. Great

-Boys & Squirrels - Legendary

-Cutawayland - Magnificent

-La Famiglia Guy - Magnificent

-Meg's Wedding - Great

-Wild Wild West - Great

-Pawtucket Pat - Magnificent

-The First No L - Magnificent

-Fecal Matters - Great

-Boy's Best Friend - Great

-And Then There's Fraud - Good

-PeTerminator - Average

-The Marrying Kind - Magnificent

-Customer of the Week - Legendary

-Who's Brian Now? - Average

-Young Parent Trap - Perfect

-Meg Goes to College - Great

-Family Cat - Magnificent

-Tales of Former Sports Glory - Legendary