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Welcome to My Parents' House

**Welcome to My Parents' House** is the sixth track on Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, *The Prophecy*. Its music video was released on November 23rd, 2020, and was animated by Shoocharu.

## "Welcome to My Parents' House"

### Release date

October 16th, 2020 (on album)November 23rd, 2020 (music video)

## Lyrics

Hey there, baby

We made out on the dance floor

You pressed your body

Up against me all night long

I know what's on your mind

Our souls are entwined

In a passionate embrace

The look in your eyes

Says, "Take me tonight"

Well, I've got just the place

A place where we can be alone

Unless my mom and dad are home

Welcome to my parents' house (Welcome to my parents' house)

My mom left out some snackies

I bet you're feeling horny now (I bet you're feeling horny now)

So why don't we get nasty, nasty, nasty? Yeah!

Hush now, baby

You seem like a keeper

But your high heels are so loud

My dad is a light sleeper (Uhn!)

I got my very own room

And tons of free food

What's your favorite juice?

We've got mango and apple

And guava and apple

So many fucking fruits

My mom buys pizza rolls for me

Can you believe this shit is free?

Welcome to my parents' house (Welcome to my parents' house)

A king must have his castle

That's my grandma's basset hound (That's my grandma's basset hound)

He's such a sassy rascal, aren't you, Marvin?

Parents' house

Parents' house

We're gonna bring the funk tonight

I'm getting the top bunk tonight

Drop and thump that junk tonight

Like a 360 dumk tonight

Mom's cake is chocolate chunk tonight

This party's getting crunk tonight

We're sparking up that skunk tonight

'Cause I'm your disco hunk tonight

Danny?

Uh, mom! S-sorry, sorry. Every-everything's fine.

You need to go to bed.

Okay, goodnight.

Welcome to my parents' house

Let's use our inside voices (Shh!)

Sometimes my mom just hangs around

To make sure I make good choices

Hit it!

Welcome to my parents' house (Welcome to my parents' house) (Welcome to my parents' house)

Parents' house (Welcome to my parents' house) (Welcome to my parents' house)

Parent's house

Dad... I'm supposed to have the downstairs to myself tonight. Get out of here, I said I'm on a date!

You always do this when I have company over

And you ate all the ham in the fridge and you said you wouldn't! Yes, it's a girl! Whatever!

Parents' house

Parents' house

Parents' house

Parents' house

## Music Video Credits

### Production

* Animated by Simon Macko
* Directed by Simon Macko

## Music Credits

### Personnel

* Vocals: Dan Avidan
* Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
* Drums: Havve Hogan
* Guitar: Lord Phobos
* Additional Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
* Bass: Commander Meouch
* Percussion: Jim Roach

### Production

* Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
* Produced and Engineered by: Jim Roach
* Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
* Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
* Mixed by: Thom Flowers
* Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
* Manager: Brent Lilley

## External Links

Watch "Welcome To My Parents' House - NSP" YouTube
Wondering Tonight

**Wondering Tonight** is the seventh track on Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, *The Prophecy*. Its music video was released on October 9th, 2020, and features animations by Imogen Scoppie.

## "Wondering Tonight"

### Release date

October 9th, 2020 (music video)October 16th, 2020 (on album)

## Lyrics

Sometimes I think of you and I

I thought we made a perfect couple,

But you said goodbye

Now time will heal a wounded heart

But when I look up at the stars

I wonder where you are

Now tonight

I wonder who you're slamming hard tonight

Who is looking deeply in your eyes

And wailing the shit right out of you tonight?

Whose balls are you gargling tonight?

I sit here underneath the moon

Wondering how our cherished memories

Were gone so soon

I throw a stone into the lake

And think about how you are all

I'll ever know of grace

And tonight

Whose fuck-rod are you jacking off tonight?

Who's lifting you so gently to the sky

Then skewering you with meat-sword fuel tonight?

Who are you slinging yogurt with tonight?

Tonight

I'm missing you like crazy tonight

I'm sitting here just thinking about why

I'm alone without you next to me tonight

Whose hog are you snarfing on tonight?

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* Mia Malkova as The Girl
* Eli Tucker as The Guy

### Production

* Directed by Tucker Prescott
* A Preative Production
* Executive Producer: Felicity Jayn Heath
* Producer: Maddy Milburn
* 1st AD: Kelly McCrillis
* 1st AC: Gabe Twigg
* Gaffer: Adam Siler
* Grip: Liz Haan
* Swing: Daniel Harvey
* Hair + Makeup: Kelly Wilcox
* Production Designer: Lux Jacques
* Art Assistant: Macro Malo
* Production Assistant: Nickolas Grill
* Production Assistant: Hayley Manor
* Production Assistant: Raymond Hill
* Animation: Imogen Scoppie
* Editor: Kelly Lyon
* Colorist: George Costakis
* Special thanks to Bob at the Portland Film Office

## Music Credits

### Personnel

* Vocals: Dan Avidan
* Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
* Acoustic Guitar: Jim Roach
* String Arrangements & Percussion: Jim Roach

### Production

* Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
* Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach
* Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
* Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
* Mixed by: Jim Roach
* Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
* Manager: Brent Lilley

## External Links

Watch "Wondering Tonight - NSP" on YouTube
Nights on Broadway

**"Nights on Broadway"** is the eighth track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by the Bee Gees.

## Lyrics

Here we are

In a room full of strangers

Standing in the dark

Where your eyes couldn't see me

Well, I had to follow you

Though you did not want me to

That won't stop my loving you

I can't stay away

Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway

Singing them love songs

Singing them straight to the heart songs

Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway

Singing them sweet sounds

To that crazy, crazy town

Now in my place

There are so many others

Standing in the light

How long will they stand between us?

Well, I had to follow you

Though you did not want me to

But that won't stop my loving you

I can't stay away

Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway

Singing them love songs

Singing them straight to the heart songs

Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway

Singing them sweet sounds

To that crazy, crazy town

I will wait

Even if it takes forever

I will wait

Even if it takes a lifetime

Somehow I feel inside

You never ever left my side

Make it like it was before

Even if it takes a lifetime, takes a lifetime

Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway

Singing them love songs

Singing them straight to the heart songs

Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway

Singing them sweet sounds

To that crazy, crazy town

Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway

Singing them love songs

Singing them straight to the heart songs

Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway

Singing them sweet sounds

To that crazy, crazy town
I Own a Car

**"I Own a Car"** is a track on Ninja Sex Party's upcoming tenth album, *These Nuts*, and the album's first single. Its music video was released on February 17th, 2023, and was animated by Shoocharu.

## Lyrics

Oh, sorry to interrupt your beach party, everyone. Just thought I'd stop by with my...car!

Four wheels, one key

I must be truly blessed

Life is a school and I'm passing the test

Two working headlights

Four functional seats

And get a load of these pedals that I can push with my feet

There's an AM radio that kicks you right in the ass

So turn down the treble, baby (Ungh!)

And crank up the bass! (Hey!)

I own a car! (Car!)

I own a car, woman!

The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup

I own a car! (Car!)

Car! (Car!)

Look out, it's beige!

The coolest kind of brown a human can handle

Thank god that you're sitting down

Check out these windows

They're totally clear

So you can watch in amazement as stuff gets more near

Do you believe in miracles? We're shooting off like a star

Who needs a license, mama (Oh!)

When you've got a car? (Hey!)

I own a car! (Car!) Listen good

I own a car, ya turkeys!

The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works

I own a car! (Car! Car!)

(Oh!)

Guess what I own, boys!

Is it a phone?

No!

Is it a car?

No- oh, yes, actually.

The boys guessed that much faster than I thought the boys would guess

I own a car! (Car!)

I own a car!

## Trivia

* Dan Avidan has stated that the song takes influence from Huey Lewis and the News.

## References

1. ↑ Danny reacts to my cover of “I Own A Car” - YouTube
Subdivisions

**"Subdivisions"** is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's fourth album, *Under the Covers*. It was originally performed by Rush.

## Lyrics

Sprawling on the fringes of the city

In geometric order

An insulated border

In between the bright lights

And the far unlit unknown

Growing up it all seems so one-sided

Opinions all provided

The future pre-decided

Detached and subdivided

In the mass production zone

Nowhere is the dreamer

Or the misfit so alone

(Subdivisions)

In the high school halls

In the shopping malls

Conform or be cast out

(Subdivisions)

In the basement bars

In the backs of cars

Be cool or be cast out

Any escape might help to smooth

The unattractive truth

But the suburbs have no charms to soothe

The restless dreams of youth

Drawn like moths, we fly into the city

The timeless old attraction

Cruising for the action

Lit up like a firefly

Just to feel the living night

Some will sell their dreams for small desires

Or lose their race to rats

Get caught in ticking traps

And start to dream of somewhere

To relax their restless flight

Somewhere out of a memory

Of lighted streets on quiet nights

(Subdivisions)

In the high school halls

In the shopping malls

Conform or be cast out

(Subdivisions)

In the basement bars

In the backs of cars

Be cool or be cast out

Any escape might help to smooth

The unattractive truth

But the suburbs have no charms to soothe

The restless dreams of youth
Everybody Wants to Rule the World

**"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"** is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's fourth album, *Under the Covers*. It was originally performed by Tears for Fears. Its music video was released on March 1st, 2016.

## Lyrics

Welcome to your life

There's no turning back

Even while we sleep

We will find you acting on your best behaviour

Turn your back on Mother Nature

Everybody wants to rule the world

It's my own design

It's my own remorse

Help me to decide

Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure

Nothing ever lasts forever

Everybody wants to rule the world

There's a room where the light won't find you

Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down

When they do, I'll be right behind you

So glad we've almost made it

So sad they had to fade it

Everybody wants to rule the world

I can't stand this indecision

Married with a lack of vision

Everybody wants to rule the world

Say that you'll never, never, never, never need it

One headline, why believe it?

Everybody wants to rule the world

All for freedom and for pleasure

Nothing ever lasts forever

Everybody wants to rule the world

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* TWRP as TWRP

### Production

* Directed by Sean Barrett
* Produced by Jason Serrato
* Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic

## External Links

Watch "Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP" on YouTube
You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

**"You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)"** is the eight track on Ninja Sex Party's fifth album, *Under the Covers, Vol. II*. It was originally performed by Dead Or Alive.

## Lyrics

If I, I get to know your name

Well if I, could trace your private number, baby

All I know is that to me

You look like you're lots of fun

Open up your lovin' arms

I want some, want some

I set my sights on you

(And no one else will do)

And I, I've got to have my way now, baby

All I know is that to me

You look like you're havin' fun

Open up your lovin' arms

Watch out, here I come

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

I, I got to be your friend now, baby

And I, would like to move in just a little bit closer

All I know is that to me

You look like you're lots of fun

Open up your lovin' arms

Watch out, here I come

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

I want your love

I want your love

All I know is that to me

You look like you're lots of fun

Open up your lovin' arms

Watch out, here I come

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round

Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
We Close Our Eyes

**"We Close Our Eyes"** is the tenth track on Ninja Sex Party's fourth album, *Under the Covers*. It was originally performed by Oingo Boingo.

## Lyrics

We close our eyes (We close our eyes)

We close our eyes and dream

And the world has turned around again

Everybody is running in the big race

And having a good time

Who am I to cast a shadow?

Who am I?

I looked Death in the face last night

I saw him in a mirror

And he simply smiled

He told me not to worry

He told me just to take my time

We close our eyes (We close our eyes)

And the world has turned around again

We close our eyes and dream

And another year has come and gone

We close our eyes (We close our eyes)

And the world has turned around again

We close our eyes and dream

And if you come to me

And if you touch my hands

I might just slip away

I might just disappear

Who am I?

And if you think I'm worth it

And if you think it's not too late

We might start falling

If we don't try too hard

We might start falling in love

Oh-ho-yeah

We're on a healing path

We're on a roller coaster ride

That can never turn back

And if you love me

And if you really try

To make the seconds count

Then we can close our eyes

We close our eyes (We close our eyes)

And the world has turned around again

We close our eyes and dream

And another year has come and gone

We close our eyes (We close our eyes)

And the world has turned around again

We close our eyes and dream

We close our eyes and dream, baby

We close our eyes and we see

The world has turned around again

We close our eyes and see, baby

We close our eyes and we see

The world has turned around again

We close our eyes and see, baby

We close our eyes and we see

The world had turned around again
Jump

**"Jump"** is the ninth track on Ninja Sex Party's fourth album, *Under the Covers*. It was originally performed by Van Halen.

## Lyrics

I get up and nothing gets me down

You got it tough, I've seen the toughest dude around

And I know, baby, just how you feel

You gotta roll with the punches to get to what's real

Ah, can't you see me standing here?

I got my back against the record machine

I ain't the worst that you've seen

Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Might as well jump (Jump)

Might as well jump

Go ahead and jump (Jump)

Go ahead and jump

Hey-ho! Hey, you! Who said that? Baby, how've you been?

You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin

So can't you see me standing here?

I got my back against the record machine

I ain't the worst that you've seen

Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Might as well jump (Jump)

Go ahead and jump

Might as well jump (Jump)

Go ahead and jump

Jump

Yeah (Yeah) (Yeah)

Might as well jump (Jump)

Go ahead and jump

Get in and jump (Jump)

Go ahead and jump

Yeah! Woo!

Jump

Jump

Jump
The Safety Dance

**"The Safety Dance"** is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Men Without Hats.

## Lyrics

We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance

Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to

Place where they will never find

And we act like we come from out of this world

Leave the real one far behind

We can dance

We can go where we want to

The night is young and so am I

We can dress real neat from our hats to our feet

And surprise 'em with a victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to

If we don't nobody will

And you can act real rude and totally removed

And I can act like an imbecile

Say, we can dance, we can dance

Everything's out of control

We can dance, we can dance

We're doing it from pole to pole

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody's taking the chance

Safety dance

Well, the safety dance

Yeah, the safety dance

We can dance if we want to

We've got all your life and mine

As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it

Everything will work out right

Say, we can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance

Well, they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance

Everything's out of control

We can dance, we can dance

Doing it from pole to pole

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody's taking the chance

Well, the safety dance

Yeah, the safety dance

Well, the safety dance

Well, the safety dance

Well, the safety dance

Well, the safety dance

Well, it's the safety dance

It's the safety dance

Well, it's the safety dance

Oh, it's the safety dance

Oh, it's the safety dance

Oh, it's the safety dance
The Wishing Bear

**The Wishing Bear** is the fourth track on Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, *The Prophecy*.

## Lyrics

Alright, Brian. We're almost at the Cave of Wonder. What're you gonna ask the Wishing Bear for? Cool. I'm gonna ask him for world peace. There's so much pain and suffering on this earth. I just wanna use my one wish to help as many people as I can. Huh! There he is! Hello, Wishing Bear. I wish I may, I wish I might, wish upon this bear tonight. Let there be peace among men and- oh no! Brian! It's not the Wishing Bear! Call the police! The police, Brian! Oh god! Brian, take my hand... Aw, real fucking nice, dude.
Ninja Brian's Kids' Album

**Ninja Brian's Kids' Album** is the eighth track on Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, *The Prophecy*.

## Lyrics

Okay, everyone. Because I've been publicly stating that Ninja Brian has an STD for more than a decade now, I kinda feel like I owe him one. So I've agreed to sing on the lead track of his upcoming childrens' album. Here we go.

Everybody dies alone

Everybody dies al- You know what I'm not doing this.

## **Trivia**

* Brian Wecht actually has made children's albums as Go Banana Go.
Starbomb

**Starbomb** is the musical comedy group consisting of Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht of Ninja Sex Party (in character as Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) and Arin Hanson (in character as Egoraptor). TWRP have also joined the band as their backing group. The group parodies popular video games using rap as its primary genre. Starbomb songs have occasionally been performed at Ninja Sex Party concerts featuring Hanson as a guest.

## Discography

### Studio albums

* *Starbomb* (2013)
* *Player Select* (2014)
* *The Tryforce* (2019)

### Other

* *Starbomb Rapalong* (2013)
* *Starbomb Ex Plus Alpha* (2013)
* *Player Select: Just the Jams* (2015)
TWRP

**TWRP**, formerly **Tupper Ware Remix Party**, is the 80s-inspired synth rock/electro funk group currently consisting of Doctor Sung, Lord Phobos, Havve Hogan, and Commander Meouch. They first contributed to Under the Covers as Ninja Sex Party's backup band and have remained as members since, also joining Starbomb. NSP have collaborated with TWRP on their music several times, and other artists have contributed to their albums too. The band's past lineup has included Atomicawk Startrotter, Bombustron, and Stone LaChismo.

TWRP have dissociated from most of their early material and prefer for fans to instead listen to *The Device* onwards.

None of the band members' true identities are publicly known.

## Discography

### Studio albums

* *Poised to Dominate* (2010)
* *Together Through Time* (2018)
* *Return to Wherever* (2019)
* *Over the Top* (2020)
* *New & Improved* (2021)

### EPs

* *Sex is a Machine That Likes to Dance* (2007)
* *The Device* (2012)
* *2nite* (2015)
* *Believe in Your Dreams* (2015)
* *Guardian of the Zone* (2016)

* *Ladyworld* (2017)

* Friends of the Blues (2023)

### Singles

* *LazerHorse* (2011)
* *Only the Best* (2020)
* *Need Each Other* (2020)

### Compilation albums

* *Omnibus* (2017)
* *Welcome to Tupper Ware Remix Party* (2018)
* *Lil' Shiny Tunes Vol. 1* (2021)

### As backing group

* *Under the Covers* (2016)
* *Under the Covers, Vol. II* (2017)
* *Cool Patrol* (2018)
* *The Tryforce* (2019)
* *Under The Covers, Vol. III* (2019)
* *The Prophecy* (2020)
* *Level Up* (2021)

## Songs featuring Ninja Sex Party

* *The Hit*
* *Baby, N.Y.C.*
* *The No Pants Dance (feat. Ninja Sex Party)*
* *Built 4 Love*

## Songs featuring Dan Avidan

* *Starlight Brigade (feat. Dan Avidan)*

* *Black Swan (feat. Dan Avidan)*

* The Eve of the War (feat. Dan Avidan)
The Lady (Dragon Slayer)

## The Lady

***The Lady*** is a young, pink-haired woman who appears in the music video for Dragon Slayer. Someone way out of Danny Sexbang's league. Despite his attempts to woo her with his bragging, The Lady instead decides to go out with the football player, scientist, weightlifter, the dragon, Ninja Brian, and the Manticore (who "wasn't even in [the] song).
Intro (Tour de Force)

*This page contains information on content without an official name. It has been named on this wiki to fit with the naming scheme of previous introductory tracks.*

This **animated intro** was played during Ninja Sex Party's Tour de Force tour. It has not been released publicly.

## Lyrics

Awesomeness detected. This is a rad alert. I repeat, this is a rad alert.

What? Awesomeness? In my universe? I hate awesomeness. Computer, what is the source?

Ninja Sex Party is performing.

God damn it. I thought I finished those guys off ages ago. Computer, check your records. Do you have any video of me finishing guys off?

Uh...

Delay that order. I'll watch the video later in my chambers. In the meantime, set a course for the NSP show. Let's go fuck it up!
Dan Avidan

**Leigh Daniel Avidan** (born March 14th, 1979), better known as just **Danny** or **Dan**, is an American musician and comedian who plays Danny Sexbang of the musical comedy duo, Ninja Sex Party with Brian Wecht. He is also a member of Starbomb with Wecht and Arin Hanson. Danny is of Israeli descent and is Jewish. In 2020 Avidan collaborated with Super Guitar Bros on the album *Dan Avidan & Super Guitar Bros*.

## Early life and education

Avidan was born and raised in Springfield, New Jersey, the elder of two children of Debra Schwartz and Avigdor Avidan. His father was born and raised in Israel, and served in the Yom Kippur War before immigrating to America where he met Avidan's mother. His younger sister, Dana Avidan Cohn, is the executive style director of PopSugar. His maternal grandfather Bernard Schwartz assisted in inventing the body electrode.

After graduating from Jonathan Dayton High School in 1997, Avidan pursued advertising at Boston University in Boston, Massachusetts. He eventually entered a student exchange program during his senior year of college, attending a Tufts University satellite campus in Talloires, France to study botany and epidemiology.

## References

1. ↑ Game Grumps. "*King's Quest*: Eye for an Eye - PART 7 - *Game Grumps*". *YouTube.* Game Grumps. 21 August 2015. Retrieved 10 June 2021.
2. ↑ Game Grumps. "*The Evil Within 2:* Professional Sneaker - PART 5 - *Game Grumps**". YouTube.* Game Grumps. 29 October 2017. Retrieved 10 June 2021.
Madrigal

**"Madrigal"** is the seventh track on Ninja Sex Party's fourth album, *Under the Covers*. It was originally performed by Rush.

## Lyrics

When the dragons grow too mighty

To slay with pen or sword

I grow weary of the battle

And the storm I walk toward

When all around is madness

And there's no safe port in view

I long to turn my path homeward

To stop a while with you

When life becomes as barren

And as cold as winter skies

There's a beacon in the darkness

In a distant pair of eyes

In vain to search for honor

And in vain to search for truth

But these things can still be given

Your love has shown me proof
Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection)

**"Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection)"**, also known as just "**Everybody Shut Up"**, is the eighth track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, *Strawberries and Cream*. Its music video was released on February 12th, 2015, and was animated by Gregzilla.

## Lyrics

Oh my god, Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?

You went out with Steve? He's so cute!

I know, he took me out to this little restaurant-

Everybody shut up, I have an erection!

It only happens 87 times a day

So stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection

This is more important than what you have to say

Your story can wait cause I am very erect

Now let's all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect

Your spirit's at peace, no need to call the police

Please hold your applause

In conclusion, Your Honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client but... Mrs. Donovan!

What?

I will have order in this court-

Everybody shut up, I have an erection!

If justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display

It's hard as steel but still evaded metal detection

This is more important than what you have to say

Judge, don't give me that robe cause then nobody could see

This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me

Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face?

Please hold your applause

Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars

And think about your life and just how stupid you are?

If it makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star

With an amazing penis! (Penis!)

But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch

It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch

You might not get what I'm saying so just sit back and watch

Look, it's still my penis!

Ladies and gentlemen. As President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on-

Shut up, Mr. President, I have an erection!

Here's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached

Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election

This is more important than your boring-ass speech

For one nation, indivisible under God

We all stand together and meet my glorious rod

Hey, those guys look fun! Oh, wait, are they holding guns?

Please hold your a- \*Gunshots\*

## Music Video Credits

### Production

* Written by Ninja Sex Party
* Animated by Gregzilla

## External Links

Watch "Everbody Shut Up - NSP" on YouTube
Buttsex Goldilocks

**"Buttsex Goldilocks"** is the eighth track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, *Attitude City*.

## Lyrics

Unh! Oh yeah, that's right

Come on, girl

This buttsex is too cold, this buttsex is too hot

This buttsex is just right... Buttsex Goldilocks!

Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to know how the song was going for the hospital performance for sick children?

It's almost done, Doctor. You can't rush genius. Please leave.

Okay, okay, sorry. Hehe...

Let me put my spoon into your porridge chamber! Buttsex Goldilocks!

Wait, Ninja Brian! I just realised something that might be a serious problem. This song is too amazing! High five!
Photograph

**"Photograph"** is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Def Leppard.

## Lyrics

I'm outta luck, outta of love

Got a photograph, picture of

Passion killer, you're too much

You're the only one I want to touch, oh

I see your face every time I dream

On every page, every magazine

So wild and free, so far from me

You're all I want, my fantasy, yeah

Oh, look what you've done to this rock and roll clown

Oh-oh, look what you've done

(Photograph) I don't want your

(Photograph) I don't need your

(Photograph) All I've got is a photograph

(Photograph) But it's not enough

I'd be your lover if you were there

Put your hurt on me if you dare

Such a woman, you got style

You make every man feel like a child, oh

You got some kinda hold on me

You're all wrapped up in mystery

So wild and free, so far from me

You're all I want, my fantasy, yeah

Oh, look what you've done to this rock and roll clown

Oh-oh, look what you've done

I gotta have you

(Photograph) I don't want your

(Photograph) I don't need your

(Photograph) All I've got is a photograph

(Photograph) You've gone straight to my head

Oh, look what you've done to this rock and roll clown

Oh-oh, look what you've done

I gotta have you

(Photograph) I don't want your

(Photograph) I don't need your

(Photograph) All I've got is a photograph

(Photograph) I wanna touch you

Ohhhhhhhh

(Photograph)

(Photograph) Your photograph

(Photograph)

(Photograph) I need only your

(Photograph) I'm outta love

(Photograph) I'm outta love

(Photograph) You're the only one

(Photograph) I wanna touch

(Photograph)

(Photograph)

(Photograph)

(Photograph)
Self Care Sunday

**Self Care Sunday** is a song by Flula, featuring Ninja Sex Party. Its music video was first released on August 1st, 2019, on the Team Coco YouTube channel.

## Lyrics

Who's this random booty in my bed?

What's with all the pounding in my head?

Missed all of my good friend Drake's texts (Yo FluZ u up?! Lets BOWWWLLLLLLLLLL)

Put my phonesy on the airplane mode

Time to go to Flula's little me zone

Not gonna drink, not gonna sext

You're beautiful, Kelley, but thank you, next

Rejuvenate top to bottom

Gonna hit spin class with Robert (Yes!)

Meditate, matcha, and mantras

Farm to table, farm to table

All of my toast avocado

Energy work till my mind blows

Journaling 'bout all my life goals (Ja, self care Sunday!)

Relax your body

Don't you know that you've earned it?

So detox your soul, babe

Don't you know that you're worth it?

Just spread your wings, everything will be okay

Forget last night, say

"Live your best life on a self care Sunday" (Dance! Ha!)

"Live your best life on a self care Sunday" (Relax! Oh!)

"Live your best life on a self care Sunday" (Dance!)

Naked downward doggy by the poolside

Lather up with SPF 85

Life coach on the phone talking real love

Saying fill my body with the good stuff

Seaweed, Dead Sea salt face mask

Charcoal, ginger up my ass (Oh!)

Hug someone and make it last

Crying it out in my crying class

Relax your body

Don't you know that you've earned it?

So detox your soul, babe

Don't you know that you're worth it?

Just spread your wings, everything will be okay

Forget last night, say

"Live your best life on a self care Sunday"

"Live your best life on a self care Sunday" (Haha!)

"Live your best life on a self care Sunday" (Stretch!)

"Live your best life on a self care Sunday" (Oh!)

"Live your best life on a self care Sunday"

Pilates (Pilates)

Lotion on all of your orifices (Orifices)

Eight hours of sleep

Stretch those hammies

Eat a cactus (Eat a cactus)

Brunch with my besties (Oh!)

Don't use drugs (Don't use drugs)

Have an attitude of gratitude because gratitude is in right now

Dance!
Your Wildest Dreams

**"Your Wildest Dreams"** is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's fifth album, *Under the Covers, Vol. II*. It was originally performed by The Moody Blues.

## Lyrics

Once upon a time

Once when you were mine

I remember skies

Reflected in your eyes

I wonder where you are

I wonder if you think about me

Once upon a time

In your wildest dreams

Once the world was new

Our bodies felt the morning dew

That greets the brand new day

We couldn't tear ourselves away

I wonder if you care

I wonder if you still remember

Once upon a time

In your wildest dreams

And when the music plays

And when the words are touched with sorrow

When the music plays

I hear the sound I had to follow

Once upon a time

Once beneath the stars

The universe was ours

Love was all we knew

And all I knew was you

I wonder if you know

I wonder if you think about it

Once upon a time

In your wildest dreams

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

And when the music plays

And when the words are touched with sorrow

When the music plays

And when the music plays

I hear the sound I had to follow

Once upon a time

Once upon a time

Once when you were mine

I remember skies

Mirrored in your eyes

I wonder where you are

I wonder if you think about me

Once upon a time

In your wildest dreams (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

In your wildest dreams (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

In your wildest dreams (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

In your wildest dreams (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Under the Covers, Vol. II

Cover Art for Under the Covers, Vol. II

***Under the Covers, Vol. II*** is the fifth album released by Ninja Sex Party. It is the sequel to the band's previous cover album, *Under the Covers*, with TWRP returning as their backing group. It was released on October 27th, 2017.

## Personnel

**Ninja Sex Party**

* Dan Avidan – lead and backing vocals
* Brian Wecht – keyboards, piano, synthesizer and programming

**Additional personnel**

* Tupper Ware Remix Party – backup band
	+ Lord Phobos – guitar
	+ Commander Meouch – bass guitar
	+ Doctor Sung – keytar
	+ Havve Hogan – drums
* Jim Arsenault – production
* Super Guitar Bros – acoustic guitar ("Rocket Man")
* Satchel – guitar ("Limelight")
Glory of Love

**"Glory of Love"** is the fifth track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Peter Cetera. Brian Wecht confirmed in advance of the album's release that this song was his daughter Audrey's favorite off of the album.

## Lyrics

Tonight it's very clear

'Cause we're both lying here

There's so many things I wanna say

I will always love you

I would never leave you alone

Sometimes I just forget

Say things I might regret

It breaks my heart to see you crying

I don't wanna lose you

I could never make it alone

I am a man who will fight for your honor

I'll be the hero you're dreaming of

We'll live forever, knowing together

That we did it all for the glory of love

You keep me standing tall

You help me through it all

I'm always strong when you're beside me

I have always needed you

I could never make it alone

I am a man who will fight for your honor

I'll be the hero you've been dreaming of

We'll live forever, knowing together

That we did it all for the glory of love

Just like a knight in shining armor from a long time ago

Just in time I will save the day

Take you to my castle far away

I am a man who will fight for your honor

I'll be the hero that you're dreaming of

We're gonna live forever, knowing together

That we did it all for the glory of love

We'll live forever (we'll live forever)

Knowing together (knowing together)

That we did it all for the glory of love

We did it all for love

We did it all for love

We did it all for love

We did it all for love

We did it all for love
Accept My Shaft

**"Accept My Shaft"** is the fourteenth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, *NSFW*.

## Lyrics

Hey, how you doing? (unh...) Thanks for coming to my studio apartment. I got some shit to say. That's right.

The times we've had, the times we've missed

The times we've embraced, and the times we've kissed

The times we've loved and the times we've laughed

Now it's time to accept my shaft

Whoah! My shaft

The times we've spent and the times we've shared

The times we've shown each other just how much we care

The times we've lived, all the times for reflection

Now you must survive my thunderous erection

Whoah! It's another word for shaft (my shaft...)

Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh...

Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh...

Don't leave, don't run. You are the only one

I can be myself around

I've come undone, you are the only one

Who can lift my heart up off the ground

The times behind, the times foretold

Forgive me if I'm being just a bit too bold

But our sweet love won't be forsaken

Once you are gargling my bacon

Oh! The time we've seen and the times ahead

Grab a couple pillows and get on that bed

You'll want to lay back and clear your calendar

Once I introduce you to my friend Excalibur (Excalibur... Excalibur...)

You take me higher, you set my loins afire

You are the slam-pig I desire

Dear god, I plow you all around the house

Cause you lift my heart up off the ground

Lift my heart up off the ground... But try to find a way to incorporate the shaft while you are doing so. Actually, you know what? Really concentrate on the shaft. more so than the heart. The shaft should definitely be your main focus. Can't stress that enough.
Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

**Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'** is a song that was originally set to feature on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Michael Jackson. The song was fully recorded but removed from the album's line-up following the release of the 2019 documentary *Leaving Neverland*.
Intro (Strawberries)

**"Intro (Strawberries)"** is the first track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, *Strawberries and Cream*.

## Lyrics

Oh, hey. My name is Danny. Danny Sexbang. Welcome to my top secret sexatorium. Won't you hold on a moment while I stop having sex? Cool, thanks. I suppose you're wondering why Ninja Brian and I summoned you here today. It's not just to have sex with you. Although I would like to emphasize that that is one hundred percent still on the table. No, it's to tell you something much more important: We are Ninja Sex Party and this is our second album, Strawberries and Cream. Three, two, one, go!
Intro (Rock Hard)

*This page contains information on content without an official name. It has been named on this wiki to fit with the naming scheme of previous introductory tracks.*

This **animated intro** was played during Ninja Sex Party's Rock Hard tour. It has not been released publicly.

## Lyrics

You see, Ninja Brian, that single incident is why I'm no longer legally allowed to purchase cucumbers. Now let's open some fan mail.

*Deer Ninja Sex Party, your my 3rd favorite "komedy" band. How did you too meat and start NSP? Sincerely, Roger.*

Only your third favorite, Roger? Well, I'm glad you asked that question, you son of a bitch. The year was 1973. I was climbing Mount Everest naked immediately after taking first place in a foot race around the world. As I crested the peak, I was captured by a race of super hot lady aliens who beamed aboard their pleasure craft and had their way with me. When I had exhausted every final one of them, I piloted the UFO to White House where I was simultaneously elected both president and vice president. Some days later, on a routine state visit to the very real country of Mydickistan, I saw a young ninja begging for scraps on the street by playing the piano. I took pity on him and, using the magic wand jointly given to me by my close personal friends Harry Houdini and Mayor McCheese, I teleported us to one of my many space mansions where we became fast friends and started Ninja Sex Party. Based on a dream I had while on court order. And that, Roger, is how we met. Ninja Brian, does that jive well with your recollection? Fantastic. We're on the same page as always, best friend. High five! So cool.
Pour Some Sugar on Me

**"Pour Some Sugar on Me"** is the fourth track on Ninja Sex Party's fifth album, *Under the Covers, Vol. II*. It was originally performed by Def Leppard. Its music video was released on October 12th, 2017.

## Lyrics

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon, get it on

Livin' like a lover with a radar phone

Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp

Demolition woman, can I be your man?

Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light

Television lover, baby, go all night

Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet

Little miss ah innocent, sugar me, yeah

So c'mon, take a bottle, shake it up

Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me

Ooh, in the name of love

Pour some sugar on me

C'mon, fire me up

Pour your sugar on me

I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet

From my head to my feet, yeah

Red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!

Crazy little woman in a one man show

Mirror queen, mannequine, rhythm of love

Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

Loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more

Easy operator come a knockin' on my door

Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet

Little miss innocent, sugar me, yeah, yeah

Give a little more

Take a bottle, shake it up

Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me

Ooh, in the name of love

Pour some sugar on me

C'mon, fire me up

Pour your sugar on me

I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet

From my head to my feet, yeah

You got the peaches, I got the cream

Sweet to taste, saccharine

Cause I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet

From my head, my head, to my feet

Do you take sugar? One lump or two?

Take a bottle, shake it up

Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me

Ooh, in the name of love

Pour some sugar on me

C'mon fire me up

Pour your sugar on me

Oh, I can't get enough

Pour some sugar on me

Oh, in the name of love

Pour some sugar on me

Get it, come get it

Pour your sugar on me

Pour some sugar on me

Yeah! Sugar me!

## Music VIdeo Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* TWRP as TWRP
* Brett Rossi
* Olivia Austin
* Karlie Montana

### Production

* Directed by Sean Barrett
* Edited by Sean Barrett
* VFX: Sean Barrett
* Produced by Dana Kurth
* Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
* 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon
* Key Grip: Jeff Ball
* Gaffer: Seth Naugle
* G&E: Brooks Ludwick
* Production Design: Ryan Kaercher & Sean Barrett
* Costumes: Kristen Carr
* HMU: Laura Raczka
* Production Assistant: Alex Shulman
* Production Assistant: Stef Gomez

## External Links

Watch "Pour Some Sugar On Me - NSP" on YouTube
Karate Master

The **Karate Master** is a character in the music video for *I Just Want To (Dance)*.

## Appearance

The Karate Master is a white male with brown hair and some facial hair. He is seen wearing jeans, a white shirt, a red bandanna with a pattern of black shurikens.

## Biography

The Karate Master was practicing karate on a rooftop just before he was stabbed to death by Ninja Danny.

## Trivia

* The Karate Master is the first character to appear in a Ninja Sex Party video.
* The Karate Master is the first character to die in a Ninja Sex Party video
* The Karate Master is the first character to be killed by Danny on-screen.

## References

1. ↑ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2287202/?ref\_=nm\_flmg\_act\_5
Release the Kraken

**"Release the Kraken"** is the fifth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, *Cool Patrol*. Its music video was released on November 29th, 2018, and was animated by KLN.

## Lyrics

King Danny! The realm is under attack!

My god! The day has finally come! It is time to release the kraken!

Look in the distance

Beyond the castle gates

The armies of the damned have come

On the horizon

They gather beneath the blood red sun

The blood red sun

A thousand warriors

Demons and orcs

Charge in like a tornado

But they will never know

That their death awaits in waves below

In the waves below

We must now unleash the monster! May God forgive us!

Release the kraken

Hey, guys.

The tolling of the iron bell

Release the kraken

I'm a kraken.

Calls upon the depths of hell

Raaaah! \*cough\* Does anyone have a lozenge?

Out on the battlefield

The armies collide

And hundreds died where they stand

In screaming agony

The shadow of war will cross the land

All across the land

Now they turn to fight

It's time to decide

Whose blood will finally be spilled

Our secret weapon

A specter of hate who's born to kill

He was born to kill

The time is now. Go forth, Kraken. Leave nothing but corpses!

Release the kraken

I'm in a song!

A creature of satanic rage

Release the kraken

Who wants sandwiches?

Bursting from its sunken cage

Release the kraken (Aaaahhhh!)

Hey, look, I found a bell.

Release the kraken

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

Impervious to sword and bow

Release the kraken

I've got a splinter.

Death incarnate from below

Release the kraken

Oops, I falled over!

All should drown in his domain

Release the kraken

Splishy splashy!

The harbinger of fear and pain

Well, you did nothing. The war is lost. Thanks, Kraken.

You're welcome.

## Music Video Credits

### Production

* Animated by KLN
* Storyboard: David Thomason
* Background designer: Renee Violet
* Addition Art: Violette Lavillat
* Special Thanks: Jeffrey LeDrew

## Music Credits

### Personnel

* Vocals: Dan Avidan
* Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
* Drums: Havve Hogan
* Guitar: Lord Phobos
* Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
* Bass: Commander Meouch
* Guitars: Jim Roach
* Vocals: Arin Hanson
* Kraken Vocals: The Kraken

## External Links

Watch "Release the Kraken - NSP" on YouTube
Peppermint Creams

**"Peppermint Creams"** is the tenth track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, *Attitude City*. Its music video was released on November 19th, 2014.

## Lyrics

Dear Princess,

This is a message from the battlefront from your trusted night, Sir Daniel Sexbang.

I have ridden thousands of miles

I have survived the deadliest trials

I've fought through battles you can't even dream

For a taste of your peppermint creams

Sword and steed are all that I've had

To conquer the evil over the land

But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes

Was the thought of your peppermint creams

Talkin' about your boobies!

The peppermint creams are your boobies!

Your boobalicious boobies!

Oh God!

Gah, just lemme get at those boobies one time!

Lost in the dark of eternal night

Failing my quest meant the end of my life

And when things were the worst, I wanted to scream

Then I thought of your "peppermint creams"

Now I kneel and pray to the gods

Amidst falling cities and crumbling facades

That I shall return and make you my queen

And bask in your peppermint creams

Also your butt! The term peppermint creams

Also refers to your sweet butt!

Oh! Your ass cheeks from heaven! (Heaven, heaven!)

AAAAHHHH!

Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?

God above, don't make me choose! I'd rather die than choose! I'd rather fucking die!

And with these last words, I must now bid you adieu

You are my princess and I will always love you...r boobs. It's the boo- I like the boobs more. I just realised.

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Sir Daniel Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* Maxine Hupy as Princess Headshot
* Barry Kramer as The Barricorn
* Holly Conrad, Jessica Marzipan, Markiplier, and Ross as The Gods
* Alex Kramer - Roman Warrior
* Zan Alda as Roman Warrior
* Ryland Cronk as Zombie

### Production

* Written by Ninja Sex Party
* Directed by Aaron Umetani
* Edited by Garret Fallin
* Visual Effects by Garret Fallin
* Assistant Director: Austin Herring
* Associate Producer: Austin Herring
* Propmaster: Holly Conrad
* Production Assistant: Ryland Cronk
* Paintings: Katie Scott
* Additional Illustrations: Ross

## External Links

Watch "Peppermint Creams - NSP" on YouTube