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The Amulet of Sh’all

The Amulet of Sh’all is an artifact of great power in *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One*, a segment in *It's All Been Done Radio Hour*.

It is unknown how Costello came into possession of it, but he used it to try to summon Suralic the Nighteater, in combination with slaughtering livestock. Daniel Kravitz and team stopped Costello before he could complete his spells ("Jant Braidley").

After Alfredo studied it, it was determined it could be used to enhance Daniel's ancient Chosen One abilities, giving a boost to the powers ("Cave of Wonders").

During the battle with Monbo's army, Daniel uses the amulet to recharge himself. However, Daniel allows it to build up too much charge, and while Daniel is able to stop the army, his Stun Wave destroying his enemies instead of merely stunning them, the effort kills Daniel ("With Great Power...").
The Haunted House

"The Haunted House" is the third episode of *Mystery Dream Team* (season two) and the ninth episode of the series. It was performed on October 20, 2021 as the first segment of Show LXXVI. It was released as podcast episode 380.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Kristin Green

Previous episode: "The Bar at the End of the Rainbow"

Next episode: "Jackie Lets Her Hair Down"

## **Guest Stars**

* Megan Overholt as Lulu
* Nathan Haley as Robert
* Ashley Collins as Minnie
* Nick Arganbright as Gordon Hanson
The First Christmas

"The First Christmas" is the second episode of Volume 2 of *Itsahlbend Theatre* and the twenty-third installment overall. It was performed December 9th, 2023 as the opening segment in Show CII. It has not yet been released on the podcast.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Chase McCants and Jerome Wetzel

Previous episode: "Amelia Earhart Disappears"

Next episode: "Teeny-Weeny: A New Hope"

## **The Story**

Mary and Joseph search for a place for their child to be born. Edmund plays the Angel Gabriel.

## **Guest Starring**

* Samantha Stark as Celestene/Mary
* Darren Esler as Joseph
* Keith Jackson as the Innkeeper
* Joe Morales as the cow
* Ben Neidenthal as the sheep
* Kristin Green as the shepherd
* Ashley Clements, Megan Overholt, and Jerome Wetzel as shepherd extras
* Beth Muir as Caspar
* Casey May as Melchior
* Ryan Yohe as Balthasar
* Nathan Haley as the little drummer boy

## **Trivia**

* Sam Clements was originally set to play Joseph. Because he was ill, Darren (who was going to play Balthasar) replaced him.
* Nathan Haley wanted to sing "Little Drummer Boy" as Ray in *Universe Journey* "Holiday Trilogy" at the end of the show, thus bookending his role here. But he was not permitted to because of copyright.
Stacey Andrews

Stacey Andrews is a character in *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One*, a segment of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour*.

**Appearance:** *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One* #3.07 "Punch"

**Actor:** Samantha Stark

## **Story**

Stacey attended Brightside High School and graduated with the Class of 2004. Fifteen years later, she helped organize the reunion for her classmates. Daniel Kravitz never liked Stacey. She was friendly and outgoing and popular, but not particularly nice. She was at least a little bit racist. She had two children ("Punch").
The Composer

The Composer is a character in *The Directors*, a segment of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour.* He is often tired, does not like to do too much work, and hates The Architect's attempts to sing, considering his job quite a challenge. He is brusque with everyone.

**First appearance:** #1.02 "The Composer."

**Number of appearances:** 1 (as of October 2021)

**Actor:** Nathan Haley

## **Story**

In "The Composer," Sam asks The Composer to write a theme song for a new reality segment. The Composer quickly says no and leaves.
The Trial of Bruce Jenner

"The Trial of Bruce Jenner" is the first episode of *Pornstar Detectives* Season Two and the ninth installment of the series overall. It was performed July 16, 2016 as the closing segment of Show XIII. It was released as podcast episode 62.

Written and directed by Jerome Wetzel

Previous episode: "Dog Gone Gus"

Next episode: "Wherefore Art"

## **Guest Starring**

* Dan Condo as Detective Graves
* Virgil Von Hartzel as Detective Simms
* Joe Morales as the judge
* Nathan Haley as the bailiff
* Katie Boissoneault as Geneva Pines
* Keith Jackson as Richard Schiff
Wherefore Art

"Wherefore Art" is the second episode of *Pornstar Detectives* Season Two and the tenth installment of the series overall. It was performed September 3, 2016 as the closing segment of Show XV. It was released as podcast episode 67.

Written and directed by Jerome Wetzel

Previous episode: "The Trial of Bruce Jenner"

Next episode: "Gather 'Round the Fire"

## **Guest Starring**

* Dan Condo as Detective Graves
* Virgil Von Hartzel as Detective Simms
* Shane Stefanchik as Larry
* Nathan Haley as the chief
* Kristin Green as the mayor
* Addie Peelle as Jeanette
* Joe Morales as Pierre

## **Trivia**

* Dallas Ray's Bruce does not appear in this episode, despite being upgraded to lead character for season two.
The Concierge

"The Concierge" is the first episode of *Universe Journey* (season nine) and the one hundred and tenth episode of the series. It was performed on August 12, 2023 as the third segment of Show XCVIII. It has not yet been released on the podcast.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Samantha Stark, with assistance from Grace Wilson

Previous episode: "All and None"

Next episode: "Traitors"

## **The Story**

Kahkay seeks out The Concierge, while Luna and Foley reconnect.

## **Guest Stars**

* Kristin Green as Lt. Tik
* Megan Overholt as Ens. Zora
* Samantha Stark as Ens. Sylvia Bernard
* Nathan Haley as Rizzax
* Beth Muir as Teffer
* Grace Wilson as Mia
* Leo Dailey as Everly Tokaladie
Zee Faveur

"Zee Faveur" is the second episode of *Universe Journey* (season five) and the fifty-sixth episode of the series. It was performed on September 14, 2019 as the opening segment of Show LI. It was released as podcast episode 252.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Kristin Green

Previous episode: "Who's On Frist"

Next episode: "A Life Well Lived"

## **Guest Stars**

* Ryan Yohe as Lt. Michael Anders / Janice Jamieson
* Nathan Haley as Capt. Purtle
* Karen Perta as Lt. Miranerva
* Megan Overholt as Zee
* Jerome Wetzel as the narrator

## **Trivia**

* This story finds Zee showing the A.S.S.'s enemy how to invade, which is sort of similar to Q introducing the *Star Trek: The Next Generation* crew to the Borg which happens in the episode "Q Who," though again, not a specific take on an episode.
The Coopers

"The Coopers" is the second commercial that serves as a prologue for *Life With a Voice Actor* (season one). It was performed on May 12, 2018 as the first commercial of Show XXXV. It was released as podcast episode C76.

Written by Samantha Stark

Directed by Dallas Ray

Previous episode: "The Callihans"

Next episode: "The La Fontaines"

## **The Story**

Emily Cooper introduces herself and her "amazing" husband, Logan Cooper, who is psyched and appreciative to be included. Emily says she is a voice actor and brings up her big role, the titular character in *Maisy Muskrat,* which ran for two seasons before Maisy was killed off. Emily had very much enjoyed not just playing the part, but interacting with the kids who watched it, doing events, and reading to children in libraries.

Logan was discovered working at a drive-thru and brought in to guest star in *Maisy* as Colin the Cat, even though he didn't even know voice acting was a thing. Halfway through season two, Colin ate Maisy and got his own spin-off, that Logan starred in. Maisy had been their main source of income, but Logan's new job replaced it. Logan then kept landing lots of roles, which paid for a huge wedding, a wonderful honeymoon, and everything Emily could want. He gets offers all the time, more than he can handle, and can't remember the last time he auditioned.

Emily auditions constantly. She says she's proud of Logan, who is very talented, and she is not at all bitter. She comments Logan's luck is as if he has a four-leaf clover juice running through his veins. Logan, oblivious of the subtext, insists its just kale. Emily says they are rock solid as a couple, but is she trying to convince herself or the audience?

## **Trivia**

* Seamus Talty played Logan in this commercial. The part was recast when Seamus left the troupe.
The Liquid Abyss

The Liquid Abyss is a shady, dim bar on the corner of a street in Kalispell, Montana . On one side is the downtown, the town hall and its clock tower visible. On the other, a cornfield. It's the type of place where everyone minds their own business, and they don't have 'bowls' of drinks. They sell buckets of beer, beer on tap, and liquor, including plain, apple pie, and peppermint moonshine, as well as Everclear. There are both booths, including a corner one, and tables, as well as a pool table and a jukebox. Their policy (displayed on a sign) states they are not responsible for their patrons' consumption.

This establishment is the regular drinking hole for members of the U.L.P. leadership, which operates on a ranch a few miles away. Rufus Reginald Rochester met a contact that betrayed him there ("Maneuvers"). Grezit the Green drank thirty-three bottles of beer in one night there, and then returned later in the week and drank a mop bucket full of cheap tap beer ("A Chosen One Walks Into a Bar"). The same bartender worked both nights. Voldare is a regular there, at least after the U.L.P. pulls out ("Conspiracy Theories Part 2").
Show XXXVII

Show XXXVII of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour* was performed at MadLab theatre in Columbus, Ohio on Saturday, July 14th, 2018 at 5:30PM. It was written by Jerome Wetzel and directed by Dallas Ray. It was billed as the third anniversary show, and featured opening stand-up by Travis Irvine, who also guest starred.

Because anniversary shows tend to be bigger, both the *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One* Volume 2 and *Universe Journey* Season 3 finales were timed to coincide with this show, the *UJ* finale being particularly important, since it features the destruction of the *A.S.S. Thrifty,* the starsheep the series had primarily taken place on for forty-two episodes. Given the importance of *Universe Journey*'s installment, it was moved from its customary opening to the third segment position to allow for greater impact. *Daniel Kravitz* took the opening spot.

*Space Dirt* relaunched with the tongue-in-cheek title "The Pilot," although it was technically episode two of the series, the first one occurring nearly a year ago and being stand-alone. There was also a very special *Packer & Ratcliff,* which revealed the background of *Pornstar Detectives* lead character Amber Showers.

Show XXXVII was original troupe member Amanda Iman's final show, and the *Packer & Ratcliff* was meant to be a tribute to her, as well as respond to her long-standing request to learn more about Amber. Her former *Universe Journey* main character, Dr. Awshucks, returned for a *Georgie's Jabs* commercial, too.

Unfortunately, regular narrator, Chris Allen, was unable to attend, so narrating duties were split among five different troupe members, a first for the show, which usually just appointed one sub when Chris was out. Also, Dan Condo was still at his summer internship on the West Coast, and so was not able to reprise his recurring *Universe Journey* role of C'mon Captain Yeez. Joe Morales filled in for the part.

A trailer was released for this show.

## **Segments**

* *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One* "Pit of Despair"
* Commercial #1 "Anniversary Break Part 1"
* *Space Dirt* "The Pilot"
* Commercial #2 *Georgie's Jabs* "Dr. Awshucks"
* *Universe Journey* "All Good Things... Part 2"
* Commercial #3 "Anniversary Break Part 2"
* *Packer & Ratcliff* "May Showers"

## **Performers**

Absent troupe members: Chris Allen, Dan Condo

### **Guest Stars**

* Travis Irvine was the fifty-second guest star for *Radio Hour*, and this was his first appearance. He provided opening stand-up and played Commandant Aidz in *Universe Journey*.

## **Suggested Music**

Cast member Keith Jackson suggests songs that would go well with these episodes. The music was not used in the show, nor were any rights obtained.

 "The Ballad of the Gravel Pit"
 "Vanishing"
The Directors

*The Directors* is a commercial series in *It's All Been Done Radio Hour.* It takes place in a mysterious world behind the show. Somewhere out in space, the Architect and his team of Directors are making *Radio Hour* and its worlds. It's somewhat meta, with actors playing characters that share their name and actual behind-the-scenes role in the show.

This series was created by Samantha Stark and is a spin-off of the *Mystery Dream Team* episode "Violet's Out-of-Body Experience."

## **Characters**

* Prime, The Architect played by Jerome Wetzel
* The Announcer played by Darren Esler
* Sam, a Director played by Samantha Stark
* Chase, a Director played by Chase McCants
* Nick, a Director played by Nick Arganbright
* Kristin, a Director played by Kristin Green
* Shane, a Director and The Technical Director played by Shane Stefanchik
* The Composer played by Nathan Haley
Teeny-Weeny: An Old Hope

"Teeny-Weeny: An Old Hope" is the third episode of Volume 2 of *Itsahlbend Theatre* and the twenty-fourth installment overall. It was performed January 13th, 2024 as the final commercial in Show CIII. It has not yet been released on the podcast.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Nick Arganbright

Previous episode: "The First Christmas"

Next episode: "Life's Miserable"

## **The Story**

Some robots, bought by a poor farm boy, introduce him to an old man who must face his former master and help a rebellion blow up a planet-killing spaceship. Hubert played the Dark Lord.

## **Guest Starring**

* Anna Stiles as Duchess Layla
* Sam Clements as Duke Airrunner
* Nick Arganbright as Duke's Uncle
* Elizabeth McAlarney as CPU
* Grace Wilson as UR2
* Chase McCants as Itsahl Ben, a.k.a. Obey-One
* Darren Esler as Hands
* Joe Morales as Chewtoy
* Megan Overholt as a soldier

## **Trivia**

* Some claim this tale bears a striking resemblance to the film *Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope*. Writer Jerome Wetzel claims he doesn't see it, and that that film doesn't have anything original in it anyway so you're probably just thinking of all the stories it ripped off.
The Road to Cincinnati

"The Road to Cincinnati" is the third episode of *The Scary Dead*. It was performed January 9th, 2016 as the second segment of Show VII and was released as podcast episode 19.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Jerome Wetzel

Previous episode: "Oh, Brother"

Next episode: "Strangers in the Woods"

## **The Story**

Coco and Courtney encounter various persons while traveling.

## **Guest Stars**

* Joe Morales as Zeke
* Samantha Stark as Casey
* Seamus Talty as Arnold
* Wendy Parks as Brenda
* Nick Arganbright as Zak
* Ryan Yohe as Spencer

## **Trivia**

* Sam and Seamus had so much fun playing the couple they demanded to bring the characters back. Eventually, it happened.
So Long, Stargazer

So Long, Stargazer is a band that has been on *It's All Been Done Radio Hour.*They served as the guest house band for the first-anniversary show, Show XIII, covering *Radio Hour* theme songs and playing a couple of original pieces. All members of the band have been back multiple times both to play music and to act in the show, though only the one time did they perform all together as the band for *Radio Hour*.

The band writes their own music and has released two albums. They also perform live. Their website is SoLongStargazer.com

Members:

* Tommy Davis
* Kristin Green
* Chase McCants
* Nick Wray

Chase was a member of *Radio Hour*'s troupe from the very beginning, with the band and show being completely separate projects for him. After playing for the anniversary show, Kristin was interested in guest-starring, and soon joined the troupe not only as an actor, but as the Music Director, as well. Most of the music in *Radio Hour* (apart from the theme songs) is composed and performed by Kristin.
Three 'Men' & an Infant

"Three 'Men' & an Infant" is the eighth episode of *Universe Journey* season three and the thirty-fourth of the series. It was performed on January 13, 2018 as the opening segment of Show XXXI. It was released as podcast episode 147.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Nick Arganbright

Previous episode: "Sleigh Ride"

Next episode: "Eee Zee Aaa"

## **The Story**

A baby is dropped off on Foley's doorstep.

## **Trivia**

* Creator of the show, Jerome Wetzel's, infant daughter played the baby. She made noise in the lobby but not on stage, so her sounds were later added to the recording.
* This episode is a very loose parody of the film *Three Men and a Baby*.
Three's Company (Daniel Kravitz episode)

"Three's Company" is the tenth episode of *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One Volume 1* and the tenth installment of the series overall. It was performed at Comfest on June 26, 2016 in the Peace Tent in Goodale Park in Columbus, Ohio, which explains the background noise in the recording. It was released as podcast episode 55.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Jerome Wetzel

Previous episode: "Team Work"

Next episode: "The Body"

## **The Story**

An (unseen) Abby Reynolds runs the shop, Rufus Reginald Rochester and Grezit the Green help Daniel Kravitz work in the training center. A knock at the door signals the arrival of three demon brothers, Razzle, Frazzle, and Jeff, who have come to kill Daniel. Rufus asks if they can do something else besides fight. The demons say no, and since they will attack Rufus for standing with Daniel, Grezit decides to help Daniel, too. Rufus suggests that since each side has three combatants, they pair off. Frazzle fights Grezit, Razzle takes Daniel, and Rufus is assigned to Jeff.

All are soon bleeding, but it takes awhile for either side to gain the upper hand. The tide turns when Grezit slays Frazzle. This distracts Razzle, whom Daniel beheads. Rufus calls for assistance and Daniel beheads Jeff.

Since he helped, Grezit petitions Daniel to let him out of the doggy cage at night. Rufus supports Grezit's request, but Daniel rightly surmises that Grezit would still kill him if given the chance and denies the request. Rufus lets Daniel be done for the night, but instructs him to be back early the next morning to continue their training.

## **Guest Starring**

Keith Jackson as Frazzle

Seamus Talty as Razzle

Virgil Von Hartzel as Jeff

## **Trivia**

Abby Reynolds does not appear in this episode because performer Wendy Parks did not attend the Comfest show.

There is also an episode of *Pornstar Detectives* entitled "Three's Company."

## **Rerun**

A version of this story was performed as the closing segment of IABD Classic 2 on March 9, 2019. No theme song was performed. Karen, Keith, and Nick frequently dropped their monster voices to say 'Jeff,' a conceit not part of the original performance.

Due to Jerome's screw up, Keith switched parts and played Razzle, while Nick Arganbright was Jeff and Karen Perta was their sister, Frazzle. Re-runs are not canon, so the regular story still considers them three brothers.
Zanni and The Pall

"Zanni and The Pall" is the fourth episode of *The Topnotch Tangler* (season two) and the fourteenth episode of the series. It was performed on July 15th, 2017 as the middle segment of Show XXV. It was released as podcast episode 120.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Chase McCants

Previous episode: "Anything But"

Next episode: "The Sting"

## **The Story**

The Tangler tangles with a boring villain.

## **Guest Stars**

* Kristin Green as Hella Zanni
* Dan Condo as The Pall
* Karen Perta as Kamderly Denson
* Becky Horseman as Alice
* Dallas Ray as Warren
* Katelyn Hamilton as The Flimflam Floozy

## **Trivia**

* Hella Zanni and The Pall are loosely inspired by Harley Quinn and Batman.
Teeny-Weeny: The Old Woman and the Physician

"Teeny-Weeny: The Old Woman and the Physician" is the fourteenth episode of *Itsahlbend Theatre.* It was performed April 30th, 2022 as the first commercial break of Show LXXXII. It was released as podcast episode 407.

Written by Darren Esler

Directed by Nick Arganbright & Jerome Wetzel

Previous episode: "Winnie-the-Pooh and Some Bees"

Next episode: "Teeney-Weeney: The Raven"

## **The Story**

A physician takes advantage of an ailing woman.

## **Guest Starring**

* Kristin Green as Oldy
* Megan Overholt as Witness #1
* Shane Stefanchik as Witness #2
* Darren Esler as Judge Judgy
Who Who?

"Who Who?" is the fourth episode of *Universe Journey* Season Two and the sixteenth episode of the segment overall. It was performed on October 8th, 2016 as the opening segment of Show XVI. It was released as podcast episode 72.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Chase McCants

Previous episode: "Women, Women, Everywhere"

Next episode: "Defrosted"

## **The Story**

Capt. Kahkay accompanies Who to her home planet for her class reunion.

## **Guest Stars**

* Chris Allen as Yaa Grappa
* Wendy Parks as Hee Grappa
* Ryan Yohe as Nee
* Nathan Haley as Ree
* Joe Morales as Taa

## **Trivia**

* All members of Who's species are played by different-gendered performers than the characters portrayed.
The Best of Times

"The Best of Times" is the fifth episode of *Universe Journey* (season five) and the fifty-ninth episode of the series. It was performed on December 14, 2019 as the opening segment of Show LIV. It was released as podcast episode 268.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Chase McCants

New song composed and instrumentally performed by Kristin Green

Previous episode: "Family Ties"

Next episode: "The Worst of Times"

## **The Story**

Surreptittia celebrates Kahkay with a three-day holiday and a surprise musical guest.

## **Guest Stars**

* Nathan Haley as Ray Ray
* Kristin Green, Katie Boissoneault, and Diantha Hillebrand as backup singers
* Kristin Green as Her Most High
* Karen Perta as Lt. Miranerva
* Samantha Stark as Leetha
* Ryan Yohe as Lt. Michael Anders
* Chase McCants as Dr. Who Grappa
* Matt Schlichting as Colm Foley
* Darren Esler as the narrator

## **Trivia**

* The song Ray sings is an expanded version of a number teased in "*Universe Journey:* The Musical."
* Seamus Talty was not available for the live show, so a substitute performer played Foley, but Seamus later recorded Foley's lines for the podcast.
* Kahkay begins his Commander's Diary with a quote from the Dickens novel *A Tale of Two Cities*, the same quote cited by Captain Kirk in *Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.* The title of this episode and the next also references that novel.
Who's On Frist

"Who's On Frist" is a commercial episode of *Universe Journey* (season five). It was performed on August 10, 2019 as the second commercial segment of Show L. It was released as commercial podcast episode C122.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Dallas Ray

Starring Seamus Talty as Jergins and Ryan Yohe as Nolan

Previous episode: "Shuffling the Deck"

Next episode: "Zee Faveur"

## **Trivia**

* This is a tribute to the classic Abbott and Costello bit, "Who's on first?"
Trexel the Terrible

Trexel the Terrible was a Gahroo and mate to Grezit the Green in *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One*, a segment of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour.*

**First appearance:** *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One* #2.02 "The Hub"

**Last appearance:** *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One* #3.17 "Ready Player Chosen One"

**Total appearances:** 3

**Actor:** Keith Jackson

## **Story**

Trexel the Terrible lived happily with his mate, Grezit the Green, in the Subworlds for many years, terrorizing and destroying things as they saw fit.

It is unknown why Trexel did not accompany Grezit to Brightside to fight Daniel Kravitz, a Chosen One, but Grezit went alone. It must be assumed that Trexel did not know exactly where Grezit had gone because it took Trexel more than a year to show up to find his mate. However, Trexel had knowledge of Daniel Kravitz and that Daniel was holding Grezit prisoner before arriving at Kravitz Antiques ("The Hub").

Trexel successfully secured the release of his mate, and at Grezit's request, left Daniel and the others peacefully. Grezit shortly thereafter left Trexel and returned to Kravitz Antiques and the team. It is unknown how Trexel took the news, as he has not been seen since Grezit's return.

Trexel liked to make very specific, very graphic threats, just like Grezit did ("Blumpkin & Felchy").

When Daniel and friends were sucked into a video game, Grezit fights and eats to death an arcade version of Trexel ("Ready Player Chosen One").
Teeny-Weeny: Baa Baa Black Sheep

"Teeny-Weeny: Baa Baa Black Sheep" is the sixth episode of *Itsahlbend Theatre,* the first in the commercial-length "Teeny-Weeny" format*.* It was performed June 6, 2020 as the third commercial segment of Show LX. It has not yet been released on the podcast.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Kristin Green

Previous episode: "Two Princesses"

Next episode: "Teeny-Weeny: Humpty Dumpty"

## **The Story**

Hubert plays the black sheep.

A black sheep has wool to give away.

## **Guest Starring**

* Chase McCants as the Master
* Kristin Green as Dame Judy Bench
* Shane Stefanchik as the little boy

## **Trivia**

* Based on the English nursery rhyme "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep."
Le Quiddish

Le Quiddish ou **quidditch moldu**, aussi connu sous le nom de **quidditch au sol**, est un sport directement dérivé du sport fictif de quidditch issu de la saga *Harry Potter*, opposant deux équipes de sept joueurs équipés de balais et joué sur un terrain ovale de 54 mètres par 33 mètres. Trois anneaux disposés à des hauteurs différentes, faisant office de buts sont disposés de part et d'autre du terrain. Le but d'un match est d'obtenir plus de points que l'autre équipe en marquant des buts avant que le vif d'or ne soit attrapé.
The Pilot

"The Pilot" is the second episode of *Space Dirt*. It was performed on July 14th, 2018 as the second segment in Show XXXVII. Premiering almost a year after the first episode, this serves as a rebooted pilot of sorts, beginning a new story arc. It was released as podcast episode 182.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Dallas Ray

Previous episode: "Tea Party"

Next episode: "The Witch"

## **The Plot**

The episode begins with Harry Dirt in a dilapidated spaceship that is not his, fleeing the law of a planet he just broke several laws on. Dirt verbally spars with the head of the planet's space form, Enon, while the pilot of the ship, Lo'Qui, tries desperately to outrun and out maneuver their pursuers.

Both Lo'Qui and Enon's ships are suddenly sucked through a wormhole in space and deposited in an unknown location. This wrecks havoc on the vessels, giving Lo'Qui an opportunity to jump to intersteller speed to escape. Enon pursues them and fires. Both vessels are damaged, but only Lo'Qui's crashes on a planet, with Enon's spinning uselessly out into space.

Waking up on the surface, Dirt emerges from the ship to find himself surrounded by aliens no taller than his knee. These people do not know what a planet or a spaceship is, but Dirt is eventually able to learn that he is in the Land of Sealan, in the village of Municky. The leader of the village, Meent, tries to be helpful, but her spouse, Julip, thinks Dirt is just dumb.

Lo'Qui soon emerges, too, and after a bit of arguing and lots of questions, Meent tells Dirt he must travel to meet the Techno if he wants to get parts to repair the ship, though Meent's people warn Dirt he shouldn't go anywhere near the Techno. Lo'Qui decides to stay in Municky and await Dirt's return.

## **Guest Starring**

* Shane Stefanchik as Lo'Qui
* Seamus Talty as Enon
* Karen Perta as Meent
* Kristin Green as Julip
* Keith Jackson as the Narrator
* The rest of the cast as Meent's people

## **Trivia**

* Chris Allen, the regular narrator, took this live show off. Multiple cast members replaced him, with Keith Jackson narrating this episode.

* Shane Stefanchik also guest starred in the first episode of *Space Dirt* as a different character with a similar voice.
* While there is a pilot in this episode, the title seems to indicate this is a pilot of a new series, with the plot being rebooted from the stand-alone first episode into something new.
* This is the first episode of *Space Dirt* that contains a theme song, composed by Nathan Haley and performed by Dallas Ray and the cast.
* The writer insists it is important to note that Lo'Qui made it several star systems away from the wormhole before crashing. Why this is important is unknown.
Tina's

*Tina's* is a commercial segment of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour* that first premiered in the summer of 2017. Each commercial centers on a woman named Tina who is trying to sell something, but does not have a formal store of very good product.

The first one was a very bad car sales ad and was called "Tina's Tires." Since then, each product has the word 'tire' somewhere in the product name. Three customers per commercial ask questions of her. None of the characters besides Tina are called by their name, though each script names the question askers. It is very formulaic, with each installment following the same basic structure.

### **Guest Characters**

* Joe Morales played Kevin in #1, Yancy in #2, Jordan in #4, a choir member in #5, and Jacob in #9.
* Keith Jackson played Stuart in #1 and John in #4.
* Shane Stefanchik played William in #3 and Fred in #4.
* Amanda Iman played Margie in #1.
* Ryan Yohe played by Mark, replacing Margie, in the re-run of #1, a choir member in #5, Ted in #6, and Nicky in #8.
* Katie Boissoneault played Monica in #2 and Carol in #7 and #8.
* Stephen Woosley played Fred in #2.
* Wendy Parks played Mary in #3.
* Karen Perta played Nancy in #3 and Lily in #6.
* Samantha Stark played a choir member in #5 and Morgan in #9.
* Ben Wayne played Ben in #5.
* Sam Clements played Sam in #5.
* Ashley Collins played Ashley in #5.
* Nathan Haley played Nathaniel in #6 and Zane in #7 and #8.
* Brendan Seamus Talty played Jason in #7.
* Beth Muir played Kat in #9.

## **Episodes**

### **Re-runs**

"Tina's Tires" was re-run at the Columbus Arts Festival 2018 with the original cast, except one of the questioners, Margie, was replaced by Mark. "Tina's Fire" was rerun at IABD at The Nest with the original cast except two of the questioners, with Samantha Stark taking Lily and Nick Arganbright voicing Nathaniel.
The Long Year

"The Long Year" is the first and second episode of *Universe Journey* (season seven) and the eighty-fourth and eighty-fifth episode of the series. It was performed on July 31st, 2021 as the third and fourth segment of Show LXXIII. It was released as podcast episode 367 and podcast episode 368.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Nick Arganbright

Previous episode: "Invasion!"

Next episode: "The Great M- Caper"

## **The Story**

Over the course of the year, Tokaladie and the rebels adjust to life on Eastwood under Echo rule. Kahkay and M- grow restless on Surreptittia. Foley and Neu go on a special mission to gain a new ally.

## **Guest Stars**

* Nick Arganbright as captured Echo officer
* Kristin Green as Her Most High, Lt. (JG) Tik, and Echo Neus
* Ryan Yohe as Adm. Jenner
* Keith Jackson as Echo Adm. Jamie Jamieson
* Megan Overholt as Ens. Nilan and Com. Logan
* Joe Morales as Lt. Yanna
* Samantha Stark as Ens. Sylvia Bernard, Leetha, and Lt. Francine
* Darren Esler as Futan
The Wolf Man

"The Wolf Man" is the second episode of *Mystery Dream Team* (season one) and the second episode of the series. It was performed on October 13, 2018 as the opening segment of Show XL. It was released as podcast episode 196.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Nick Arganbright

Previous episode: "Frankenstein"

Next episode: "Violet's Out-of-Body Experience"

## **Guest Stars**

* Ben Wayne as Melinda
* Sam Clements as The Wolf Man
Travels With T.I.M. (Season One)

The first season of *Travels With T.I.M.* begins more than 40,000 years after T.I.M. was last seen in *Packer & Ratcliff*. The machine is on Earth in the year 2042. T.I.M. picks up Ezra Ford, then jumps to the planet Meridia circa 2816, where they meet Litcone Firest. And their adventures begin.

**This season is ongoing, so the page is incomplete.**

## **Main Cast**

Nick Arganbright (first three episodes) as T.I.M.

Joe Morales as Ezra Ford

Kristin Green as Litcone Firest

## **Timeline**

The first season takes place in many places throughout time and space, but from the perspective of the lead characters,

In real life, it was performed over

* #1.01 "A New Adventure Begins"
* #1.02 "Something's Wrong Here" - immediately following
Dallas Ray

Dallas Ray was an original troupe member of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour*. He sometimes directed the live show, too. He also worked on special projects for parent network It's All Been Done Presents, most notably the annual IABD Madness bracket run through the show's website.

Dallas left the show after the February 2020 performance, but returned later that year for a special Oops... All Packer & Ratcliffs show. As this was planned before his leaving, he was considered a troupe member for that performance, rather than a guest star.

Dallas is from Martinsburg, OH, and obtained his BA in Creative Writing from Miami University. His interest in comedy took charge after writing and directing his own one-act play for Miami's student-run theater organization. He also worked with a student and a mentor from Second City in Chicago to direct his first sketch comedy show, The Daily Grind. You can follow his antics on Twitter @DallySalad.

Dallas was also a member of the MadLab theatre Ensemble.

Dallas played Setka in *A Little Star*, the audio adaptation of the *It's All Been Written* 2017 contest for *It's All Been Done Presents* network.

Dallas' *Meet the Cast* podcast episode was the third of that series, released as podcast episode 16.

## **Characters**

### **Main Characters**

* Nicholas Ratcliff in *Packer & Ratcliff.*
* Harry Dirt in *Space Dirt* (also recurring in *Universe Journey*).
* Danny Hyde in *In Your Windows.*
* Houston in *Ghost Buddies.*

### **Recurring Characters**

* The Sinister Sexist in *The Topnotch Tangler.*
* Echo Buzz in *Universe Journey*.

#### Retired Recurring Characters

* Bruce Jenner in *Pornstar Detectives* (main season two, recurring season one, guest *2019*).
* Frank the Waiter in *The Topnotch Tangler*.
* Jon in *The Scary Dead*.

### **Guest Characters**

#### Commercials

* Judge in *Cowboy Joe* "Public Defender."
* Shane Stefanchik in "Nick & Nathan: Confusion."

#### *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One*

* Henri Longbottom in "They're Back!"
* Chandler Leclerc in "A Rufus Carol."
* The head monk in "Recall Me, Maybe."
* Deli in "Mind If I Smoke?" and "...And Sprinkles On Top."
* Jerry in "Cult of B.O.B."
* Jerk in "Witch Hunt."

#### *The Scary Dead*

* Coco in "Break Out" (rerun at OGP's West Grandview Fringe Festival 2016).

#### *The Topnotch Tangler*

* Tornado in "Perfect Weather."
* city dweller in "Anything But."
* Warren in "Zanni and the Pall."
* Tommy in "Flamingo."
* Patrick in "Grinchmeister."
* Kid #1 in "The Tangler & Friends: Enter the Pyro."

#### *Universe Journey*

* Commander Buzz in the "March to War" miniseries.
* Grupp in "Kids These Days."
* Dragon in "The *Universe Journey* RPG Event."
* Barry in "The Dream" and "The Worst of Times."
* Parna in "A Life Well Lived."

## **Directing**

Dallas was the fourth troupe member to sign on to direct *Radio Hour*, and is currently part of the rotating directing team. He has directed the following live shows:

* Show XXVI
* Show XXVIII (with Katie Boissoneault)
* Show XXXIII
* Show XXXV
* Show XXXVII
* Show L
* Show LII
HistoriaGougerx

Gougerx była kiedyś małą dynią kupioną na halloween, po wycinaniu pojawił sie w domu jakiś czarny duch który przypomiłał phantumba bez maski z drewna, duch wleciał do dyni która zrobiła Pumpkaboo,najpierw wyrosła twarz i buzia potem nogi, światło z dziorek zaczeło sie świecic bez świeczki, tacy co zrobili dziury wypuścili pumpkaboo na wolność do lasu, po drodze spotkała phantumba który zaprowadził pumpkaboo do mrocznej gęstwiny i Pumpkaboo chciał zostać tam i nazwał mroczną gęstwiną "domem,,,nauczyła sie tam ataków:**Confuse Ray,Astonish i Trick,kilka rok temu, pumpkaboo zrobiła 99 treningów, miała lvl 39 po ostatnim treningu eveulowała w Gourgeist i miała lvl 40, miała ataki:Shadow Ball,Razor Leaf,Shadow Sneak i Bullet Seed,ale nagle miała na końcu włosów,dynia i końcówka włosów są czarno niebieskie,ale i tak to znaczyło, że wyrosła na silnego Gourgeista :D (tak w tym świecie jest xd) KONIEC.**
Georgie's Jabs

*Georgie's Jabs* is a commercial segment of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour* that premiered in early 2016. It is the most often performed such commercial. Starring Georgie Schlotte, who fancies herself 'Gorgeous Georgie,' the lead character hosts a talk show.

The Georgie segments generally involve her interviewing a guest that will be on her show that evening. The guests are usually not famous. It is not clear how they are chosen. The title of each episode is the guest Georgie is interviewing. Sometimes the person's profession is part of the title, sometimes it is just their name.

Georgie seems to exist outside of the established dimensions of the *It's All Been Done Radio Hour* universe, or else can pull guests from different times and dimensions to come on her show. The details of how this works have not been revealed, but Georgie has spoken with a number of characters that have appeared in various full episodes.

Georgie is an unpleasant person that most people do not find attractive, in either looks or personality. She tends to bully her guests unless they show strong spine, and she hits on the attractive men she interviews. She is foul-mouthed. She often seems to dislike her job, and berates her producer, Jimmy, whether he appears in the segment or not.

*Georgie's Jabs* shares a producer, Jimmy, with *Halftime Report*.

This character was created based on Nathan Haley's audition for recurring character Lt. Com. Buzz in *Universe Journey*. Nathan did not play Buzz, but the voice he used was essentially the same.

## **Characters**

* Georgie Schlotte played by Nathan Haley.
	+ Keith Jackson played Georgie in "Gamer Girl Allison."
* Jimmy played by Joe Morales. (Occasionally appears, often mentioned.)
Sleigh Ride

"Sleigh Ride" is the seventh episode of *Universe Journey* season three and the thirty-third of the series. It was performed on December 9th, 2017 as the opening segment of Show XXX. It was released as podcast episode 142.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Chase McCants

Previous episode: "The *Universe Journey* RPG Event"

Next episode: "Three 'Men' & an Infant"

## **The Story**

The *A.S.S. Meru* finds a strange man amid aliens on a cold planet.

## **Guest Stars**

* Katelyn Hamilton as Capt. Grace Thomas
* Mary Sink as Com. Hannah Meyers
* Ryan Yohe as Lt. Com. Flufy
* Dan Condo as Lt. Simon
* Samantha Stark as Lt. Francine
* Shane Stefanchik as Larry
* Dustin Burke as Dot
* Nathan Haley as Spot

## **Trivia**

* Tokaladie is the only lead that appears in this episode.
* The characters in this episode appear again in the *Packer & Ratcliff* short during the same month, "War Is Over."
* Larry's appearance was a throw-away joke, but as later explained within continuity during later *Packer & Ratcliff*'s third season.
The Wrath of Nathan

"The Wrath of Nathan" is the fourth episode of *Universe Journey* (season eight) and the one hundredth episode of the series. It was performed on November 12th, 2022 as the entirety of Show LXXXX, running almost 90 minutes long. It was released as podcast episode 439.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Story Consultant Nick Arganbright

Directed by Kristin Green

Previous episode: "Consequences"

Next episode: "Missing Pieces"

## **The Story**

Nathan Chestnut holds the Earth hostage from the moon with a giant frickin' laser.

## **Guest Stars**

* Virgil Von Hartzel as Nathan Chestnut
* Wendy Parks as Erma Mesty (podcast only)
* Carina DaCierno as Adm. Rita Strongman
* Cat McAlpine as Adm. Grace Thomas
* Ashley Clements as Captain Bobbi Luna / Erma Mesty (live show only)
* Keith Jackson as Scott
* Nathan Haley as Lars / Raymond Ray
* Samantha Stark as Ens. Sylvia Bernard / Karen
* Darren Esler as Horth / Duty Officer
* Chase McCants as Dr. Who Grappa
* Kristin Green as Lt. Tik
* Megan Overholt as Zee
The Hub

"The Hub" is the second episode of *Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One Volume 2*, and the fifteenth installment of the series overall. It was performed during Show XIX on January 14, 2017 at MadLab theatre in Columbus, OH. It was released as podcast episode 88.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Chase McCants

Previous episode: "Gather 'Round the Fire"

Next episode: "Blumpkin & Felchy"

## **Story**

Four months after the events of *Volume 1*, we catch up with Daniel Kravitz, Abby Reynolds, and Grezit the Green at Kravitz Antiques. Daniel and Abby have been dating. Grezit is still being kept in a cage, much to his chagrin, as he saved Daniel's life last year. No monsters or otherworldly things have shown up, which Daniel speculates may have ended when Ragina left, although Grezit insists he did not come because of her. Daniel hopes the peaceful life will continue, glad to be done with the mess.

Abby laments that they haven't heard from Rufus Reginald Rochester since the showdown, but Daniel doesn't want her to look for Rufus because he worries Rufus will bring the chaos back. It turns out, the U.L.P. hasn't heard from Rufus, either, and so has sent Alexis Augustus Armentrout to take over as Daniel's mentor, which Daniel is not happy about.

As Daniel and Alexis argue over how to go forward, Josh Wallace enters. Daniel and Josh have been hanging out and having Guys' Night Thursdays (with Grezit). Daniel has lied to Abby, saying he was in a volleyball tournament on that night. Abby isn't happy to see Josh or about the lie, and Josh is disappointed because Daniel was supposed to smooth things over with Abby before he showed up, hence why Josh has come. Josh admits he himself cast the spell that previously rewrote their memories, he hadn't hired someone as he had claimed, as he is a sorcerer in training. He also says he had been watching the group, knew about Ragina's duplicitous-ness, and cast the spell that saved Abby from death at the hands of Fizzybibbit and Wanda. Daniel was grateful for Josh's actions, which is why Daniel intervenes on Josh's behalf with Abby.

Alexis takes charge and tries to organize a Chosen One Team with Josh and Grezit, who, Rufus wrote favorable things about. Abby protests being left out. Alexis wasn't aware Daniel was dating Abby or that Abby knew anything about the Chosen One stuff, and wonders if she has anything to contribute.

Before any of this can be sorted out, Trexel the Terrible, mate of Grezit the Green, arrives with Mr. Smashy and demands Daniel release Grezit at once, threatening the Chosen One.

## **Trivia**

* Nathan Haley (who plays Daniel) balked at singing the theme song during rehearsal this month, and so the cast 'helped' him out with a run-thru. This group sing-along is included as a blooper at the end of the podcast episode.
* Rufus Reginald Rochester does not appear in this or the next three episodes, although the actor was available and playing other parts in those live shows.
Trent Tushner

*Trent Tushner* is a commercial segment in *It's All Been Done Radio Hour* that first appeared in fall 2017. It reveals the "real" actors who make up *It's All Been Done Radio Hour* as they bicker and behave badly. Writer Jerome Wetzel is said to use the nicest cast members to play the nastiest actors in these commercials.

While Trent appears in each episode, a variety of others have joined him in subsequent installments.

### **Guest Characters**

* Felicia Hart played by Wendy Parks (#2).
* Michael J. Cox played by Keith Jackson (#3).
* Charles Daab played by Nick Arganbright (#4).
* Kyle played by Nathan Haley (#5).
Steve (security guard)

Steve is a character in *Morning Show*, a segment of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour*.

**Actor:** Ryan Yohe

**Appearance:** #2.02 "Conflict of Interest Part 2"

## **Story**

Steve is a security guard at the main entrance of The Executive Building, which houses the office of President Patricia Anderson and much of the federal government. When he asked to see Pat Shock's ID and asked if Pat has an appointment, Pat tried to look at Steve's clipboard, which Steve di not like. Pat was on the list, so Steve said he'd call someone to escort Pat.

But then Shelly Meyers arrived, whom Steve liked and greeted warmly (as Shelly showed her ID), telling Shelly she was expected by Arie Barkin. He released Pat to Shelly.
We the People

"We the People" is the seventh episode of the first season of *Morning Show,*a segment of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour*. It was first performed on June 6, 2020 as the third segment in Show LX. It has not yet been released on the podcast.

Written by Jerome Wetzel

Directed by Kristin Green

Previous episode: "Halloween"

Next episode: "Options"

## **The Story**

As the episode begins, a new day's show is about to start. Shelly Meyers asks Pat Shock and Gus Goodall if they're ready to execute Pat's new idea on-air. Pat is a little nervous, while Gus is with Shelly in thinking they shouldn't be talking to average citizens on the air. Pat argues that the best part of democracy is that everyone gets to have their say, and Shelly reminds him that she gave in and they're doing his new segment today. At least for this one time.

Back in the booth, Shelly gets Greg Hansley, an electrician, on the line. He is very excited to be on the show, being a fan. Shelly quickly puts him on hold and calls Sarah Griffith, an adjunct college professor.

On the air, Pat introduces what he hopes will be a recurring feature, then talks to Greg and Sarah. Sarah immediately tries to hijack the conversation, but Gus stops her and asks the two of them what their favorite donut in town is. When they argue that, Greg liking the locals and Sarah preferring an L.A. import, Pat transitions them over to the less controversial topic of politics.

President Anderson wants to build a wall on the U.S. border with Mexico to keep the zombies from entering. Both Sarah and Greg agree that the Mexican people deserve compassion and help, though argue over what the best way to handle such help is. Greg wants patrols on the border, which Sarah says is as racist as the wall. Greg reiterates that he does think the United States should offer assistance.

Gus isn't happy they are agreeing, but Pat says everything doesn't have to be a fight. Greg then states that the U.S. needs an election. Sarah accuses him of disliking President Anderson. Greg admits she isn't his choice, but he respects the office; he just thinks the people deserve the right to choose a leader in what should be an election year, whether it be Anderson of someone else, as she's made radical changes without winning a national election. Sarah vehemently defends the first female president from what she perceives to be an attack. It does look like Anderson is inclined not to hold an election.

In the end, Pat and Greg think they're all not so far apart, while Sarah disagrees with that assessment.

During a break, with the guests off the phone, Shelly admits things went well and agrees to let Pat do it again. However, as she says this she gets a look in her eye that Gus doesn't like. Then they go back on-air.

## **Guest Starring**

* Gavin Wycuff as Greg Hansley
* Samantha Stark as Sarah Griffith

## **Trivia**

* The installment was originally slated for April of 2020, but was pushed back when that show went virtual instead of in-theatre. Once it was clear the show would remain online for some time to come, it was re-scheduled for a future virtual show.