recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Hellraiser

Gen kèk moun ki viv lavi yo sou yon sèl ak de

Gen kèk moun ki viv lavi yo sou twa ak kat

Gen kèk moun ki pa rantre nan tout

Paske yo pa gen okenn senpati pou tèt yo

E sa pa oke

Gen kèk moun ki pèdi lavi yo twò piti

Gen kèk moun ki twomatize

Pou bagay ke lòt moun fè

Gen kèk moun ki jis tankou mwen

Mwen espere ou ka padonnen yo tout

Fason ou te fè m pè ou konsa

Mwen ap senyen, prèske mouri, koupe kè mwen lwen mwen

Se tout gras ak moun tankou w

Eseye viv yon lavi miyò

Jwe viktim inosan an

Epi koupe m lage

Ou mete m deyò

Tankou yon kadav san vi

Ou kite m mouri, kòmsi ou pa t fè m sa

Lè sa a, ou te ale lwen mwen, ou se definitivman pa

Ki pi pran swen sou

Ou panse ou tèlman inovatè ak pwisan

Ou viv lavi ou tankou yon hellraiser

Viv lavi ou tankou yon hellraiser

Wi

Mwen toujou ap pale ak tèt mwen

Lè mwen pito mòde lang mwen

Mwen se yon bon moun nan move moman

Mwen se yon ewo nan pwòp dwa mwen

Mwen bon pou kèk, men pèsonn pa renmen mwen

Si moun panse yo ka ewo epi yo pa mwen

Poukisa mwen santi mwen kwense ak poukont mwen

Pandan w ap jis selebre pwòp pi bon lavi w

Tankou pa gen anyen ki rive mwen anvan?

Si mwen ta mouri, ou ta yon ti kras anmè pou pran swen

Si ou viv pi lontan pase mwen, ou ta ka rekonsidere

Si mwen pa t anyen, literalman anyen

Ou ta jis kontan viv pou tout tan

Panse ou gen pouvwa men ou pa genyen

Si mwen pa fèt, ou ta gen tout bagay

Yon pas gratis pou ou

Paske yo di w ap mache byen

Mwen te fè lapenn ak blese tout lavi mwen

Epi kè m kase

Tout poutèt yo

Yo te oblije dechire m 'louvri

Fason ou te fè m pè ou konsa

Mwen ap senyen, prèske mouri, koupe kè mwen lwen mwen

Se tout gras ak moun tankou w

Eseye viv yon lavi miyò

Jwe viktim inosan an

Epi koupe m lage

Ou mete m deyò

Tankou yon kadav san vi

Ou kite m mouri, kòmsi ou pa t fè m sa

Lè sa a, ou te ale lwen mwen, ou se definitivman pa

Ki pi pran swen sou

Ou panse ou tèlman inovatè ak pwisan

Ou viv lavi ou tankou yon hellraiser

Viv lavi ou tankou yon hellraiser

Mwen deja geri, mwen deja lib

Se vre manmi ak papa

Yo te toujou fè pou mwen

Mwen tèlman sezi pou tout sa ou fè

Ou pran plas mwen kounye a

Paske ou malad, kisa

Wi, kache, evite, flache nan, ak kache tèt ou

Èske pa pral fè li

Li se bèl bagay yo soti

Nan vye mond sa a

Mwen lib jodia

Mwen klere tankou yon gwo zanj

Mwen santi mwen renmen anpil

Se tankou mache sou lè

Mwen te wè tèt mwen vole nan syèl la

Mwen gen zèl zanj avè m kounye a

Fluttering tèlman bèl ak zanj yo

Ou pap wè m ankò

Fason ou te fè m pè ou konsa

Mwen ap senyen, prèske mouri, koupe kè mwen lwen mwen

Se tout gras ak moun tankou w

Eseye viv yon lavi miyò

Jwe viktim inosan an

Epi koupe m lage

Ou mete m deyò

Tankou yon kadav san vi

Ou kite m mouri, kòmsi ou pa t fè m sa

Lè sa a, ou te ale lwen mwen, ou se definitivman ou se definitivman pa

Ki pi pran swen sou

Ou panse ou tèlman inovatè ak pwisan

Ou viv lavi ou tankou yon hellraiser

Viv lavi ou tankou yon hellraiser

Mwen toujou la lè mwen bezwen

Lemonn antye pa janm gratis

Ak moun tankou ou

Si mwen ka sove mond lan poukont mwen, èske mwen ka ranje tè a?

Ki jan li sipoze ye?
If I Have To... (song)

## Lyrics

Cry a river, build your own melody

Yeah, I would drive myself to heaven and build me a staircase

'Cause I heard action speaks louder than words

So when you have all your doubts and wonder

Do I need you, do I love you?

Will I go blind for you to see I do?

When you need proof and words won't do,

I'll walk on fire just to get to you

If I have to!

Climb a valley,

And even burn a bridge

Yeah, I would!

Hold me grow young, so I have more time to give

'Cause I heard action speaks louder than words

So when I have all of my doubts and wonder

Do I need you, do I love you?

Will I go blind for you to see I do

When you need proof and words won't do,

I'll walk on fire just to get to you

If I have to

Make it better, in a thousand times

No more blood is gonna run

Walk a mile from me to get where you are

And that's what I'd do if I have to

So, do I need you, do I love you?

Will I go blind for you to see I do?

When you need proof and words won't do,

I'll walk on fire just to get to you

If I have to, oh

If I have to

If I have to, hey

If I have to
Toujou Mwen Dènye

Kraze men mwen pa kase

Blese men tan ap geri

Lou chay la kwa mwen pote

Lonely wout la mwen te panse mwen oze

Souke men isit la mwen kanpe

Bouke toujou, pi gwo laprès sou

Long se nwit yo dlo nan je mwen kriye

Jou yo fè nwa, pa gen solèy nan syèl la

E poutan toujou mwen dènye

Pa janm abandone

Pa janm bay

Kont tout chans

Poutan toujou mwen dènye

Anwo nyaj yo

Men fwa mwen santi mwen ba

Fwa mwen santi mwen anwiye

Poutan toujou mwen dènye

Pafwa mwen boulvèse

Men, pa yon dezespwa fè m' nan sa a

Lite mwen fè wout mwen nan

Eprèv yo vini pou rann mwen fò

Mwen dwe andire mwen dwe kenbe

E poutan toujou mwen dènye

Pa janm abandone

Pa janm bay

Kont tout chans

Poutan toujou mwen dènye

Anwo nyaj yo

Pafwa mwen santi mwen anwiye

Poutan toujou mwen dènye

Pi wo pase tout pwoblèm mwen yo

Pi wo pase tout je mwen ka wè

Konnen manmi mwen kapab

Pou fòtifye mwen

Pou fòtifye mwen

Avèk penti li yo

Poutan toujou mwen dènye

Pa janm abandone

Pa janm bay

Kont tout chans

Poutan toujou mwen dènye

Anwo nyaj yo

Pafwa mwen santi mwen anwiye

Poutan toujou mwen dènye

Mwen bezwen konnen ki wout pou m ale

Poutan toujou mwen dènye

Pafwa mwen santi mwen anwiye nan tèt mwen

Poutan toujou mwen dènye

Mwen leve

Mwen leve

Toujou mwen dènye

Oh wi mwen fè, yes I do
Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins/Discography

* It's My Debut And I Like It! (1987)
* Baby Steps (1988)
* I Walk Here First (1989)
* Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins (1990)
* Born To Be Loved (1991)
* If I Have To... (1991)
* No More Baby Steps (1992)
* Looking For Myself (1993)
* Kyle (1994)
* In My Own Words (1995)
* He's So Unusual (1996)
* Always In My Heart (1996)
* Here Am I (1997)
* Me, I Am Kyle (1998)
* Kyle B. Nimble (1999)
* Untitled Christmas Album (1999)
* When It's All Said And Done, Where Do We Go? (2000)
* All That I Am! (2001)
* Material Boy (2002)
* There's Nothing Like Me! (2003)
* Me At My Worst (2003)
* And The Winner Is... (2004)
* Chew On Me (2004)
* Ricardo (2005)
* Springtime For Me! (2006)
* 12/10 (2008)
* Might Makes Right (2009)
* Changing Your Destiny (2010)
* 12/10: The Redefined Edition (2011)
* You Will Always Find A Way To Push Me! (2012)
* Alphabet Soup (2013)
* Those Better Days (2014)
* Then I Lived And Gone, Gone, Gone (2014)
* My Name Is Kyle: Greatest Hits (2015)
* Kyle B. Nimble: Reloaded (2019)
* In Kyle We Trust (2020)
* CERTIFIED LOVER BOY. (2021)
Imperfect Me

Stepping stones lead me out of the unknown

I'm waiting for your body

Here to save me from the cold

Broken notes of songs I have just begun

Listening through a paper cup to the

Muffled sound of love

And I, oh, I try to get it through, get it

Through to you

I know I'm not perfect

I got my heart out on my sleeve

I know I'm not perfect

But that's all that I can be

Imperfect me

On this road to a place that we don't know

All I know is that we've traveled here so many times before

Tried my hand with my odds against my will

And I'm left with so much more to find and half a heart to fill

And I, oh, I try to get it through, get it through to you

I know I'm not perfect

I got my heart out on my sleeve

I know I'm not perfect

But that's all that I can be

Imperfect me

Perfect love you'll never find

I love the flaws in your design

The imperfections that you see

And the scars of you and me

Are the truth of everything we're meant to be

I know I'm not perfect

I got my heart out on my sleeve

I know I'm not perfect

But that's all that I can be

I'm not perfect

I got my heart out on my sleeve

I know I'm not perfect

But that's all that I can be

Imperfect me

Imperfect me
Little Luck

Mwen tande gout lapli sou zèb vèt la

Mwen tande klòch la byen lwen

Men, mwen pa t 'tande vwa mwen nan li

Rele non mwen seryezman

Mwen pa t 'konprann santiman lè mwen te vin yon chantè premye fwa a

Mwen te santi m inoubliyab apre m te fin ale

Poukisa mwen pa jwenn mwen ka chante byen?

Èske pi bon bagay nan lavi a vo li?

Petèt mwen te okipe souri ak kriye

Okipe kouri dèyè meteorit yo nan syèl la

Ou ka pran li pou akòde

Ki moun li ye nan van an, nan lapli a

Kenbe an silans veye an plas

Se konsa, sa a se ti chans mwen vle kenbe pi plis

Li sanble ke mwen te tèlman pre ti chans

Se desizyon mwen kont mond lan

Lapli ki akonpaye m

Sèn se ou

Senserite san tach

Lavi pa gen chans konsa

Men, mwen menm mwen te pèdi dwa pou yo pete nan kriye poutèt mwen

Mwen espere nan syèl la ke mwen pa ka wè

Mwen louvri zèl mwen yo

Destine rankontre m', epi mwen pral vole ale

Ki chans mwen pral genyen?

Sa se pi bon nan mwen!

When we were young, we thought we knew everything

Now looking back hindsight, it's twenty for twenty

And now I see all that you've done for me

Always saw the best in me

I can′t believe how blind I chose to be

Chasing after all my crazy foolish dreams

Too busy playing make-believe

To see that I was always the one standing right in front of myself

Am I the one or were we never meant to be

So close, so far, we almost had a fairytale ending

I hope we get another chance someday

All I can do is pray

I'll wait all night and day

You're the one who got away

Senserite san tach

Lavi pa gen chans konsa

Men, mwen menm mwen te pèdi dwa pou yo pete nan kriye poutèt mwen

Mwen espere nan syèl la ke mwen pa ka wè

Mwen louvri zèl mwen yo

Destine rankontre m', epi mwen pral vole ale

Ki chans mwen pral genyen?

Sa se pi bon nan mwen!
Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins Wiki

**Welcome to the Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins Wiki!**
A wiki for all things Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins related.

**Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins Wiki** (originally **Lai-Fattikipedia**, February 11th, 2010 - July 5th, 2021) is a wiki dedicated to the Jamaican-American singer-songwriter, actor, and project manager Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins. This is a 100% free website. Feel free to discover, share, and add your knowledge for your favorite pop music icon! We currently have 63 articles running.

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Chew On Me (song)

From the start, I thought I knew

What I was searching for

Never thought things would come around

It get so hard

When people talking steady, then mocking me

And it hurts when they knock you down

All my life, I've just been

Wandering around aimlessly

Always stuck in the background

Am I cool enough? Why do they point a laugh at me?

Always trying to please the crowd

Through the darkest times I was my light

With me right through all the sleepless nights

Even if this is all just a fantasy

No, I'll never give up the fight

If they try to hold me down

And kick me to the ground

I'll get back up every day, every night

My love runs deep

You can never chew on me tonight

So many times I wanna run away, so far away

Away from all the pain inside

So insecure, broken and torn like paper blowing

Never knowing which way I'll fly

Through the darkest times I was my light

With me right through all the sleepless nights

Even if this is all just a fantasy

No, I'll never give up the fight

If they try to hold me down

And kick me to the ground

I'll get back up every day, every night

My love runs deep

You can never chew on me tonight

Every second, every minute, every hour, I

Think of how I came right in and change everyone's life

No more running, hiding, chasing someone else's dreams

I'm going harder pushing forward

Now I got no more time to sleep

If they try to hold me down

And kick me to the ground

I'll get back up every day, every night

My love runs deep

You can never chew on me tonight

If they try to hold me down

And kick me to the ground

I'll get back up every day, every night

My love runs deep

You can never chew on me tonight
Climax

Going nowhere faster

Where I had reached the climax

I'm working it

Now I'm undone

Won't commit so I choose to

Run away

Do we separate?

Don't wanna give in

So we gotta give it back

Can't take it back

It's too late, I'm about to climax

Climax

I've fallen somehow

Feet off the ground

Love is a cloud

That keeps raining down

Where am I now

When I need my babies around?

I'm on my knees, but it seems I'm

Going nowhere faster

Where I had reached the climax

I'm working it

Now I'm undone

Won't commit so I choose to

Run away

Do we separate?

Don't wanna give in

So we gotta give it back

Can't take it back

It's too late, I'm about to climax

Climax

I gave my best, it wasn't enough

I get upset, broke my toe too much

I made a mess

Of what used to be fun

So why do I care, I care at all?

At all

At all

At all

Going nowhere faster

Where I had reached the climax

I'm working it

Now I'm undone

Won't commit so I choose to

Run away

Do we separate?

Don't wanna give in

So we gotta give it back

Can't take it back

It's too late, I'm about to climax

Climax

You say it's better if I

Love myself separately

I just need myself again

Hit me, baby, one more time

I can't get what I had out my mind

Where am I now

When I need my girl around?

I'm on my knees

But it seems like I'm going

Nowhere faster

Where I had reached the climax

I'm working it

Now I'm undone

Won't commit so I choose to

Run away

Do we separate?

Don't wanna give in

So we gotta give it back

Can't take it back

It's too late, I'm about to climax

Climax
11

## Lyrics

I'm jealous of the rain

That falls upon my skin

It's closer than my hands have been

I'm jealous of the rain

I'm jealous of the wind

That ripples through my clothes

It's closer than my shadow

Oh, I'm jealous of the wind

Because I wished you the best of

All this world could give

And I told you when you left me

There's nothing to forgive

But I always thought I would come back, tell me

All I ever found was

Heartbreak and misery

It's hard for me to say, I'm jealous of the way

That you're happy without me

I'm jealous of the nights

That I don't spend with myself much

I'm wondering who do I lay right next to next?

Oh, I'm jealous of the nights

I'm jealous of the love

Love that was in here

Gone for someone else to share

Oh, I'm jealous of the love

Because I wished you the best of

All this world could give

And I told you when you left me

There's nothing to forgive

But I always thought I would come back, tell me

All I ever found was

Heartbreak and misery

It's hard for me to say, I'm jealous of the way

You're happy without me

As I sink in the sand

Watch me slip through my hands

Oh, as I die here another day

Because all I ever do is

Cry behind this smile

When I was 11, this is how my life will grow

When I was 11, I dreamt of who I became myself of

When I was 11, all I wanna do is sing for my family

And when I was 11, things turned really bad for me

Because I wished you the best of

All this world could give

And I told you when you left me

There's nothing to forgive

But I always thought I would come back, tell me

All I ever found was

Heartbreak and misery

It's hard for me to say, I'm jealous of the way

You're happy without me

It's hard for me to say, I'm jealous of the way

You're happy without me
Lai-Fattheads

**Lai-Fattheads** refer to fanatical devotees of Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins, the crazier type of the Fosterrifics. Use of the term predates 1993, and the existence of the community is a result of the Internet, dating back to when Kyle won his first Grammy that year. Lai-Fattheads are mostly super crazy fans who have a clear sense of being a Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins fan for over ten years or more, if they have a clear history of knowledge for the singer and actor. Many Lai-Fattheads strictly defend and support Kyle and may resort to extreme methods to protect him against anything they deem as a threat, such as issuing death threats to people or family members connected to Kyle, exposing his personal information to the world, wishing they could get to his Instagram page to see photos and/or videos of him but they couldn't, and defacing Wikipedia after his Wikipedia page was removed from their website and the fact that he failed to meet WP:GNG.

There are a number of documented celebrity Lai-Fattheads.
Gravity

I'm so lost in flying, with no rhythm or rhyme

I'm starstruck, I'm so stuck with no sense of time

I fall apart

When I'm gone, I think

That I need your love

Just pull me

Right back to start

I don't know what this could be

So lost in this mystery

Caught up in your gravity

Don't know how you got

Such a hold on me

Caught up in your gravity

You know I never want

Anyone to set me free

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity

It's just me

I'm all I need

To keep my heart tied

When I'm here

I wouldn't fly away

Oh no, I won't even try

I fall apart

When I'm gone, I think

That I need your love

Just pull me

Right back to start

I don't know what this could be

So lost in this mystery

Caught up in your gravity

Don't know how you got

Such a hold on me

Caught up in your gravity

You know I never want

Anyone to set me free

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity

There's no way to stop this attraction

Cause I'm still my satisfaction

If I disappeared

It's like the world would fall

I would lose control

So never let me go

Never let me go

Not even the flight

Through the galaxy

Could ever

Keep me away

Caught up in your gravity

Don't know how you got

Such a hold on me

Caught up in your gravity

You know I never want

Anyone to set me free

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity

Caught up in your gravity
Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins/Filmography

## Movies

* *One Step Away* (1991) as Kai
* *I Love You To Death: Miami* (1993) as Kyler Jones
* *Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit* (1993) as Lionel Watson
* *Above The Rim* (1994) as Kyle Watson
* *Waiting to Exhale* (1995) as Kyle Dawkins
* *The Fresh Prince of Gainesville* (1995) as Rupert Marshetta
* *A Walk in the Clouds* (1996) as Kyle Kasalivich
* *My Own Private Winter Park* (1997) as Guido Garibaldi
* *Feeling Gainesville* (1997) as Guido Garibaldi
* *No Boys Allowed* (1999) as Kyle Stone
* *Virtuosity* (1999) as the BUDDY 12309 / Buddy Dupkinkiss
* *The Last Kombucha Boy* (2000) as Lyle Sims
* *No More Sweet Decembers* (2001) as Kyle Moss
* *Original Sin* (*never released*) as Korey Vargas
* *George Parker* (2002) as George Parker
* *How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days* (2003) as Luigi Lartorie
* *Thumbsuckers* (2003) as Justin Cobb
* *From Kelly to Kyle* (2004) as Kyle Wilkins
* *Disobedience to Whom It Concerns* (2005) as Hiei Soto
* *Springtime for Kyle* (2006) as Kyle Garibaldi
* *The Only Guy in the World* (2008) as John / The Guy
* *His Eyes Were Watching Gravity* (2009) as Kyle Kingsley
* *Leap Year* (2010) as Kyle Hill
* *The Tourist* (2010) as Ephraim Voronov
* *Marriage Story* (2010) as Kyle Garibaldi
* *The Expendables* (2011) as Grove Clovers
* *His Eyes Were Watching Gravity 2U* (2011) as Kyle Kingsley
* *Set Up* (2012) as Peter Kwan
* *Freelancers* (2012) as Lucas Wong
* *The Expendables 2* (2013) as Grove Clovers
* *47 Ronin* (2013) as Kai
* *The Expendables 3* (2014) as Grove Clovers
* *There's Something Wrong with Jake* (2015) as Jake
* *Diary of a Mad Russian Tourist: The Movie* (2020) as Ephraim Voronov
* *His Eyes Were Watching Gravity 3* (2021) as Kyle Kingsley

## TV Shows

* *Early Edition* (1996 — 2000) as Gary Hobson, main role
* *Friends* (1995, 2000 — 2004) as Stevie Kyles, eleven episode recurring role
* *Moesha* (1998 — 2001) as Gary Hobson, two episode guest star
* *Buffy the Vampire Slayer* (2000) as Gary Hobson, one episode guest star
* *Sabrina the Teenage Witch* (2001) as Gary Hobson, one episode guest star
* *That's So Raven* (2005) as Gary Hobson, one episode guest star
* *How I Met Your Mother* (2006 — 2009) as Kyle Laing, three episode guest star
* *Supernatural* (2011) as himself, one episode guest star
* *Glee* (2012) as himself, one episode guest star
* *Pretty Little Liars* (2013) as Kyle Flinch, one episode guest star
* *Diary of a Mad Russian Tourist* (2019 — present) as Ephraim Voronov, main role

## Animation/Movies

* *Open Season 3* (2010) as Boog the Bear

## Animation/TV

* *Bratz* (2005) as Jumpstyle "Lil Batt Batt" Sankins, one episode guest star
* *The Simpsons* (2013 — 2018) as Terrence, four episode guest star
Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins/Biography

**Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins**

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**Kyle Ricardo Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins** (born December 10th, 1974) is a Jamaican-American singer-songwriter, actor, dancer, record producer, project manager, animal rights activist, humanitarian, philanthropist, businessman, music video director, and former software developer. He is considered to be one of the most successful entertainers of all time.

His albums, Kyle Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins (1990), If I Have To... (1991), and Born To Be Loved (1991), was the first debut albums by a male artist to achieve all of the top-ten hits on the Billboard Hot 100, and earned Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins the Best New Artist award at the 27th Grammy Awards in 1992, making him the youngest male artist to win the honor. His success continued with him crossing over to a successful acting career in 1993, where he won his first Academy Award in 1996, making him the youngest male actor to win the Best Actor award at just only 21 years old.

Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins has sold over 2.1 billion records worldwide. He has won many awards at the Grammys, Oscars, Emmys, Tonys, Golden Globes, MTV Video Music Awards, Billboard Awards, and American Music Awards.

Considered a icon and sex symbol in Hollywood and have seen inductions into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Songwriters Hall of Fame, and the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins is one of the few singers to win all four of the major American entertainment awards (EGOT). Imperfect Me's music video is recognized by MTV, VH1 and Rolling Stone as one of the greatest music videos of the era of the 2000s. He is the only Nobel Prize winner to win five times.

All 37 of Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins' albums is included in Rolling Stone's list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time, while most of his songs is included in VH1's list of the 100 Best Songs of the Past 25 Years. Billboard ranked him No. 3 of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, while VH1 has also ranked him No. 4 of their list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time.

Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins is known for his distinctive image, such as his gray buzz cut, gap-tooth smile, eccentric clothing, his short height of 4 ft 7 in (139 cm), and for his big five-octave singing range. He has been celebrated for his humanitarian and philanthropy work, particularly as an advocate for animal, human, and civil rights in the United States. His charitable efforts were acknowledged in 2013 when he was invited as a special guest to attend U.S. President Barack Obama's second-term inauguration.

## Early life

Kyle Ricardo Lai-Fatt Foster Jenkins was born December 10th, 1974 in Winter Park, Florida to Lorraine LaiFatt Foster Jenkins, a painter and crocheter, and Orlando Lai-Fatt, an architect and journalist.
Emotions (album)

## Emotions

Emotions is the second studio album by American singer-songwriter Mariah Carey. It was released on September 16, 1991, by Columbia Records. The album deviated from the formula of Carey's 1990 self-titled debut album, as she had more creative control over the material she produced and recorded. Additionally, Emotions features influences from a range of genres such as gospel, R&B and 1950s, 1960s and 1970s balladry infusion. On the record, Carey worked with a variety of producers and writers, including Walter Afanasieff, the only holdover from her previous effort. Additionally, Carey wrote and produced the album's material with Robert Clivillés and David Cole from C+C Music Factory and Carole King, with whom she wrote one song.

Upon its release, Emotions polarized the music critics, while some praised the album's production, Carey's vocals, while other found the lyricism standard, and a few criticized Carey for overusing the whistle register. In retrospect, the album has been positively reviewed, with some contemporary music critics citing it amongst Carey's best works.

In the summer of 1992, Mariah Carey embarked on her first tour, the Emotions Tour.

## Legacy

Despite of the critics complaining about the "overuse of the whistle register" in some songs like "Emotions", "You're So Cold" and "Can't Let Go", Mariah is credited for raising the bar in pop singing, due to the colorful use of different vocal registers like whisper, whistle, belting, head voice and chest voice. She was able to mix R&B, Soul and House in tracks like "To Be Around You", "Make It Happen" and the title song itself. This dance/R&B hybrid sound mix with powerful vocals influenced directly many modern singers like Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland, Christina Aguilera and Ariana Grande.

With Emotions, Mariah became the second artist after Whitney Houston to put her seven first singles at the top of the Billboard Hot 100 Chart, with Emotions and Can't Let Go becoming her sixth and seventh number ones in the US.

## Tracklisting

1. Emotions
2. Make It Happen
3. And You Don't Remember
4. You're So Cold
5. So Blessed
6. Can't Let Go
7. To Be Around You
8. If It's Over
9. Can You Hear Me
10. Till the End of Time
11. The Wind

## Accolades and awards

#### 1992

* Juno Awards - International Artist of the Year
* APRA Awards - International Album (Emotions)
* People's Choice Awards - Favorite Pop Artist
* Soul Train Awards - Song of the Year, Female (Emotions)
* GAFFA Prisen - Foreign Album of the Year (Emotions)
* Billboard Music Awards - Top Pop Album (Emotions)
* Billboard Music Awards - Top Pop Song (Emotions)
* Billboard Music Awards - Top R&B Album (Emotions)
* Billboard Music Awards - Top Adult Contemporary Song (Emotions)
* Smash Hits Poll Winners Party - Best Album (Emotions)

**1993**

* American Music Awards - Favorite Pop/Rock Song (Make It Happen)
* Grammy Awards - Best R&B Female Performance (Emotions)
* Grammy Awards - Best Pop Solo Performance (Emotions)
* Grammy Awards - Best Pop Vocal Album (Emotions)
I Ain't Your Daddy

Fon anndan ou, ou ka konnen verite a

Mwen vrèman renmen ou

Kids, ou dwe fè fas a verite a

Ou konnen mwen pral kenbe li reyèl avèk ou

Ann reyèl

Yo te choute ak kout pwen

Lè mwen wè ou ap mache

Ak dlo nan je ou

Apre sa, mwen te mache bò kote ou

Se konsa, mwen te mande ou ki jan ou santi ou

Ti bebe, se tout bagay anfòm

Mwen vle ou kenbe li reyèl

Ti bebe, ou pa dwe bay manti

Gade sa se te yon rimè

Yo te rele pou bagay mwen pa t 'fè

Apre sa, mwen te konnen sa depi nan kòmansman an

Ou te vle kraze kè m

Ou dwe reflechi de fwa

Paske mwen pa kalite moun sa

Mwen ta pito wè ou kontan

Mwen pa papa ou

Ann reyèl, vini kounye a

Ann reyèl, mwen gen lanmou pou ou ou

Men mwen pa papa ou

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

Who?

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

What?

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

Menm jan mwen gen pou ou, vrèman santi m mal pou ou

Soti nan tout tan sa a

Mwen gen lanmou pou ou

Mwen jis anbisye

Mwen pa yon move nèg

Mwen jis anbisye

Mwen pa yon move nèg

Mwen jis anbisye

Mwen pa

Jis anbisye, woah, yeah jis anbisye

Di manmi mwen bat li (mwen jis anbisye) se mwen nan lavi ou

Ou bezwen li

Jis anbisye

I ain't your daddy

Who?

Mwen dispoze fè tou sa, ou reyèlman pa ka bat li

Mwen se gadyen ou, pawòl mwen ou bezwen kenbe li

Pi fre, mwen ta ka rezon ki fè w ap respire

Lè ou grandi, mwen espere ou pral

Timoun ki pi kontan tout tan

I ain't your daddy

Mwen pa pitit papa ou, ou ka fè tou sa

Li pi bon ou kite m 'ale, oswa ou p'ap janm konnen

Ki sa nou ta ka, poukisa ou pa ka wè

Se mwen menm ki pou ou

Men mwen pa papa ou

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

Who?

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

What?

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy

I ain't your daddy
Solèy Lanmou

Te gen vibe mwen byen, mwen santi mwen

Foutu tankou se anivèsè nesans mwen

Se lavi wo sa a

Mwen pral kontinye viv tankou

Mwen pral mouri aswè a

Wi, nou klere paske

Mwen se yon etwal kounye a

Ofisyèlman afilye

Mwen menm ki an chaj kounye a

Mwen rale kòd tankou yon gita kounye a

Wi, ou pi bon anba ba a kounye a

Di tèt mwen, renmen solèy lanmou la

Bo li ankò

Lè sa a, di tèt mwen ankò

Adore lalin nan

Mwen pral frape planche a

Epi monte mizik la

Aswè a se tout sou renmen solèy la

Donk mwen konnen si ou renmen solèy la

Mwen bezwen shindig li moute

Mwen bezwen shindig li moute

Aswè a se tout sou renmen solèy la

Donk mwen konnen si ou renmen solèy la

Men, si ou kite ak yon moun

Ki jan lavi w ye? Li yon jan awizom

Se tout sou renmen solèy lanmou la

Wete m', renmen solèy la jiskaske

Nou boule ansanm pwochen dekad byento

Moun tout bò kote m 'te resevwa

Yo siy ki di adore lalin lan

Mwen tankou solèy la plis pase nenpòt lòt bagay

Mwen pa pete zetwal mwen an nan syèl la

Men, mwen ka fout ak tonbe gratis la

Lanfè wi, se konsa mwen woule

Pase anpil tan antre anndan nyaj sa yo

Tòde yon fason pou eple non mwen

Limen yon lanp lav e se sa

Ou pral wo nan kontak mwen an, reyalite

Beebo Jenkins toujou renmen limyè lajounen li

Ou jwenn mwen kounye a, ki jan ra se sa

Apre lavi a, non mwen pa pè sa

Paske mwen wè tèt mwen tout moute nan li

Nouvo kòmansman, nou pral kòmanse genyen

Se konsa, ann pran tout sekrè

Nou yo ak soufle yo an miyèt moso

Kounye a nou pral rekòmanse

Aswè a se tout sou renmen solèy la

Donk mwen konnen si ou renmen solèy la

Men, si ou kite ak yon moun

Ki jan lavi ou te ye?

Li yon jan awizom

Se tout sou renmen solèy lanmou la

Solèy lanmou

Wete m', epi renmen solèy la jiskaske

Nou boule andedan li

Ansanm pwochen deseni byento

Men, si ou kite ak yon moun

Ki jan lavi ou te ye? Li yon jan awizom

Ki jan lavi ou te ye? Li yon jan awizom

Ki jan lavi ou te ye? Li yon jan awizom

Se konsa, kite a pran tout sekrè

Nou yo ak kònen yo an miyèt moso

Kounye a nou pral rekòmanse

Wi, kounye a nou pral rekòmanse

Aswè a se tout sou renmen solèy la

Donk mwen konnen si ou renmen solèy la

Men, si ou kite ak yon moun

Ki jan lavi ou te ye? Li yon jan awizom

Se tout sou renmen solèy lanmou la

Solèy lanmou

Aswè a se tout sou renmen solèy la

Donk mwen konnen si ou renmen solèy la

Men, si ou kite ak yon moun

Ki jan lavi ou te ye?

Li yon jan awizom

Se tout sou renmen solèy lanmou la

Solèy lanmou

Ou dwe renmen solèy la, renmen solèy la

Men, si ou kite ak yon moun

Ki jan lavi ou te ye? Li yon jan awizom

Se tout sou renmen solèy lanmou la

Solèy lanmou
Holy Grail

You'd take the clothes off my back and I'd let you

You'd steal the food right out my mouth

And I'd watch you eat it

And I still don't know why, why our love is so much

You curse my name in spite to put me to shame

Hang my laundry in the streets, dirty or clean

Give it up for fame

But I still don't know why, why I love it so much

And, baby, it's amazing I'm in this maze with you

You just can't crack me cold

One day you're screaming you love me loud

The next day you're so cold

One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care

You're so unfair

Sipping from your cup until it runneth over

Holy grail

I'm blinded by these bright lights

Cameras light the night sky

And when I'm standing here with you

There's nothing better, no rules

You gotta hold on me and I know that you know it

And I'm by your side, couldn't care where we're going

One night with me, you're saying you love it

Next night I'm gone cold, and I left you with nothing

And you, you, you

Keep playing games with my heart

And you, you, you

Keeps one thing going around my home

And we all just entertainers

And we're stupid and contagious

And we all just entertainers

And we're stupid and contagious

I'm an artist, mostly an actor

I'm a husband, and a daddy

I'm a lover, not a fighter

I keep on fight, fight, fighting, to give me more

And, baby, it's amazing I'm in this maze with you

You just can't crack me cold

One day you're screaming you love me loud

The next day you're so cold

One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care

You're so unfair

Sipping from your cup until it runneth over

Holy grail

You get the air right off my lungs, whenever you need it

And you take the blade right out of my heart

Just so you can watch me bleed

And I still don't know why, why I love it so much

And you play this game

In spite to drive me insane

I got it tattooed on my sleeve

Forever in ink with guess whose name

But I still don't know why, why I love it so much

Yeah

And, baby, it's amazing I'm in this maze with you

I just can't crack your code

One day you're screaming you love me loud

The next day you're so cold

One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care

You're so unfair

Sipping from your cup until it runneth over

Holy grail

And, baby, it's amazing I'm in this maze with you

I just can't crack your code

One day you're screaming you love me loud

The next day you're so cold

One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care

You're so unfair

Sipping from your cup until it runneth over

Holy grail
I Got The Wild In Me

Gen yon limyè ki pandye sou mwen

Gen yon gwo bout bwa k ap desann

Vire lapenn nan extacy

Kòm pousyè a vini nan lavi

Gade fòm kè m

Kote maj yo fè kolizyon

Gen yon lavi ki pandye sou mwen, sou mwen

Kote lanmou mwen te travèse liy yo

Epi li te retresi pi wo a

Anvan li te janm dwe lage

Gen yon sovaj nan mwen

Mwen kouri byen fon tankou syèl la pi sovaj

Mwen kouri byen fon paske se sa mwen ye

Mwen kouri byen fon pou rèv mwen

Mwen kouri byen fon tankou

Mwen te gen sovaj la nan mwen

Gen yon lanmou ki pandye sou mwen

Gen yon gwo bout bwa kap soti

Nan lonbraj mistè a, kote nanm mwen vin vivan

Gade fòm kè m, kote maj yo fè kolizyon

Gen yon lavi ki pandye sou mwen, sou mwen

Kote lanmou mwen te travèse liy yo

Epi li te retresi pi wo a

Anvan li te janm dwe lage

Gen yon sovaj nan mwen

Mwen kouri byen fon tankou syèl la pi sovaj

Mwen kouri byen fon tankou sovaj nan mwen

Mwen kouri lajè tankou kat orizon yo

Mwen kouri lajè ase pou kouvri tèt mwen

Wè fòm kè m, kote maj yo fè kolizyon

Gen yon lavi ki pandye sou mwen, sou mwen

Kote lanmou mwen te travèse liy yo

Epi li te retresi pi wo a

Anvan li te janm dwe lage

Gen yon sovaj nan mwen

Mwen kouri byen fon tankou syèl la pi sovaj

Mwen kouri byen fon tankou sovaj nan mwen

Mwen kouri lajè tankou kat orizon yo

Mwen kouri lajè ase pou kouvri tèt mwen

Gen yon kwa ki pandye sou mwen

Gen yon dife ki boule anndan deyò

Kòm pawòl la vini nan lavi nan mwen

Nan fòm kè m

Mwen te gen sovaj la nan mwen
You Are My Everything

When I see stars, I think of you

Then I always pray for you

And I know what my heart was made for

To love you forevermore

When I feel you in my heart

Then I hear your voice from your eyes

I'll always love you

And I'm always waiting for you

Until the end of time

Here I am, way to you

I hope that someday, you will realize

That I can see forever in your eyes

And I'm wishing my dream will come true

I am lost without you

You are my everything

When I feel you in my heart

Then I hear your voice from your eyes

I'll always love you

And I'm always waiting for you

Until the end of time

Here I am, way to you

I hope that someday, you will realize

That I can see forever in your eyes

And I'm wishing my dream will come true

I am lost without you

You are my everything

Isn't it clear to see

You belong with me

We are meant to be

In love eternally

Better love me unconditionally

Here I am, way to you

I hope that someday, you will realize

That I can see forever in your eyes

And I'm wishing my dream will come true

I am lost without you

Because you are my everything
Leftover Fried Tuna

Leftover

Leftover

Leftover

Leftover

Leftover

Leftover

Leftover fried tuna

I'm preying on something new tonight

Hunt it down, eat it alive

Just like leftover fried tuna

In the refrigerator

Maybe you think that you can hide

I can smell your scent for miles

I got some leftover fried tuna

Inside of that refrigerator

I'm gonna give you

So what you're trying to do to me

It's like we can't stop, we're enemies

But we get along when I'm inside you

You're like a drug that's killing me

I cut you out entirely

But I get so high when I'm inside you

Leftover fried tuna, can't hurdle me down

When it's time

For a fight...

Yeah, yeah, yeah

You can start over, you can run free

You can find other fish in the sea

You can pretend it's meant to be

But you can't stay away from me

I can still hear you making that sound

Taking me down, rolling on the ground

You can pretend that it was me

But, no

I'm getting leftover fried tuna

Inside of that refrigerator

And it might, might be, might be, might be good

I'm getting leftover fried tuna

Inside of the refrigerator

And it might, might be, could be, might be

Good

I'm getting leftover fried tuna

Inside of a refrigerator

And it might, might be, could be, might be

Good

I'm getting leftover fried tuna

Because it's worth it

And it might, might be, could be, might be

Good

Oh, yeah

Maybe you think that you can hide

I can smell your scent for miles

Hunt you down, eat you alive

Now that is how leftover fried tuna

Is created for me...

So if I run, it's not enough

Leftover fried tuna is still in my head

Forever stuck

So you can do what you wanna do

I love eating tuna, I'll eat 'em up

But don't deny the leftover fried part

It might be so dangerous

That people can say

I'm so weird

That comes alive

When I'm inside you

Yeah, you can start over, you can run free

You can find other fish in the sea

You can pretend it's meant to be

But you can't stay away from me

I can still hear you making that sound

Taking me down, rolling on the ground

You can pretend that it was me

But, no

I'm gonna get some

I'm getting leftover fried tuna

Inside of that refrigerator

And it might, might be, might be, might be good

I'm getting leftover fried tuna

Inside of the refrigerator

And it might, might be, could be, might be

Good

I'm getting leftover fried tuna

Inside of a refrigerator

And it might, might be, could be, might be

Good

I'm getting leftover fried tuna

Because it's worth it

And it might, might be, could be, might be

Good

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Yea, yea, yea, yeah

Oh, yeah

Hey

Don't you know I love me some leftover fried tuna now?
ERA SHOWA

**La serie Showa** (昭和 シ リ ー ズ, Shōwa shirīzu) También conocida como era Showa y período Showa, es un término utilizado para identificar los años entre 1926 y 1989 bajo el reinado del emperador japonés Hirohito.

## DESARROLLO

La primera película de Godzilla iba a comenzar la era Showa de la industria del kaiju, **y es el kaiju habitual que se afilia a esta era**. Durante el comienzo de esta era, Godzilla era principalmente de naturaleza antagónica, y se enfrentaba a otros kaijus como Anguirus y Mothra.

**En el momento de Ghidorah**, el lanzamiento del Monstruo de tres cabezas, Godzilla adoptó lo que pronto se convertiría en su imagen más famosa: un monstruo heroico, luchando contra terribles villanos con otros monstruos a su lado.

## KAIJUS

* Godzilla
* Anguirus
* King Kong
* Pulpo Gigante
* Lagarto Gigante
* Mothra
* Huesos misteriosos de la isla infantil
* Come-Hombres
* King Ghidorah
* Rodan
* Ebirah
* Cóndor Gigante
* Minilla
* Kamacuras
* Kumonga
* Baragon
* Gorosaurus
* Varan
* Hedorah
* Gabara
* Gigan
* Jet Jaguar
* Megalon
* Mecha-Godzilla
* King Caesar
* Titanosaurus
Bodoque presidente

Eduardo Maidana

**Bodoque presidente** es el quinto episodio de la primera temporada de 31 minutos mal hecho, y el quinto en general. Este es el primer episodio en durar mas de 20 minutos.

## Sinopsis

El Presidente Oso anuncia su retiro del cargo de presidente, y, sorpresivamente, decide cederle el cargo a Bodoque. Todo el equipo se sorprende pero lamenta que Bodoque se vaya, y lo deben reemplazar. Pronto a Bodoque se le sube el poder a la cabeza, haciendo cosas cuestionables para el equipo y humillando a sus amigos, los cuales quieren detenerlo.

## Segmentos

* **ENTREVISTA:** *Entrevista al Presidente Oso*
	+ Tulio esta a punto de entrevistar al Presidente Oso, pero este le dice que esta ahí solo para hacer un importante anuncio.
* **NOTA VERDE:** *Los cóndores.*
	+ Bodoque visita
Update 0.00/Version 0.0036

Version 0.0036 is the sixth update of 0.0030, released 15-Jul-2021, that fixes a bug.

## Bug Fixes

* Fixed a bug where the screen gets stuck after finding opponent on some occasions (both players need to have this version for it to work).

## Trivia

* This version is the smallest version in the history of Pocket Bees. It only fixes one bug.

1. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/738416192255164446/859910141436624908/865340468119470130
31 minutos mal hecho

Eduardo Maidana

Felipe Barrera

**31 minutos mal hecho** (abreviado usualmente **31MMH**) es una web-serie chilena de titeres creada por Javier Maidana y Vicente Cortés para la plataforma Youtube. La serie es un homenaje/parodia a *31 minutos,* serie de comedia con titeres chilena. Los personajes son simples exageraciones de algún aspecto de los originales y las notas son mero relleno. La serie al principio se trataba de situaciones ridículas, pero luego ocasionalmente hacían sátira de otros temas.

La serie debuto como capitulos de 15 minutos, con el primero siendo estrenado el 27 de Diciembre de 2017 (con un piloto siendo grabado el 1 de Noviembre). Luego fue extendido a capitulos de media hora, y luego se redujo a aprox. 25 minutos. En 2021, la serie ya cumplira 5 años y una cuarta temporada se encuentra en producción.

La serie sufrió un largo hiatus (al menos en sentido de estreno de capitulos) desde Julio del 2019 al Mayo de 2020 debido a la eliminación del primer canal donde se estreno toda la primera temporada mas los primeros cuatro capitulos de la segunda. Aunque el nuevo canal se creo en Agosto del 2019, nuevos episodios no se estrenaron sino hasta casi 11 meses despues.

## Historia

**31 Minutos Mal Hecho** debuto el 27 de Diciembre, 2017. Segun los mismos creadores, se inspiraron por otras parodias ya existentes como *IRG31 o 31 minutos ETG.* Aunque al principio se hizo mas que nada por diversión, el proyecto se comenzo a tomar enserio. Se estreno con simples capitulos de 15 minutos. Pero mas tarde se extendieron a aproximadamente entre 22 a 30 minutos.

## Producción

### Cargos

La serie fue creada por Javier Maidana y Vicente Cortés. Ellos se encargan de casi todo. Planear, escribir, dirigir, actuar, editar y subir, además de administrar los canales y redes sociales de la serie. Ocasionalmente Felipe Barrera (que se dedica mayormente a actuar y componer musica) y Eduardo Maidana (actuar) ayudan en alguno de estas partes de la producción.

### Escritura

Javier y Vicente generalmente son los que se encargan de escribir los guiones. Javier y Felipe revisan el guión, ocasionalmente Renato Araya tambien participa de esto. Javier se encarga de editar el guión. En la tercera temporada empezaron a recibir aportes ocasionales de Pablo Solis, generalmente ideas o escenas cortas.

### Voces

Aunque Maidana, Cortés, Barrera y Eduardo son el elenco principal, repartiendose todos los papeles entre si, ocasionalmente tienen voces invitadas para que interpreten papeles pequeños. En la segunda y tercera temporada esto se hace notar mucho más. Otras voces secundarias en la serie son interpretadas por Renato Araya, REXCUS, Karen Joya y otros mas. Damian Garrido interpreto a Polizon en la primera temporada pero luego (segun los creadores) no se le volvio a ver más.

## Temporadas

* Temporada 1 (finales de 2017 - inicios de 2019)
* Temporada 2 (inicios de 2019 - mitad de 2020)
* Temporada 3 (inicios de 2021)

Una cuarta temporada se encuentra en producción, ya en el proceso de grabación y escritura.
Tsunami de ropa

**Tsunami de ropa** es el cuarto episodio de la Temporada 1 de 31 minutos mal hecho, y es el cuarto episodio en general.

## Sinopsis

Un joven tigre anuncia en el canal que un grave y raro desastre natural se acerca a Titirilquen, pero Tulio simplemente se burla de él. Cuando el tsunami resulta ser de ropa y si llega, el equipo sufre complicaciones para presentar el programa correctamente y tienen que hacer algo.

## Trama completa

Tulio anuncia los titulares, pero antes de poder presentar la primera nota, llega un joven tigre interrumpiendo. Tulio rápidamente llama a seguridad para que lo echen, y pregunta a Juanin quien era. Juanin no sabe, solo sabe que el tigre se coló. Pasa a la nota de Boris Ojotes, que entrevista a Wilton Cuchara.

El tigre ruega por poder hacer el anuncio, pero Tulio se burla (aunque Juanin lo calla diciéndole que sus chistes no dan gracia). El tigre dice que no es cualquier anuncio, sino uno que podría cambiar al mundo. Tulio se empieza interesar, pero Juanin le dice que presente la nota de Canito Caniche:

Canito entrevista a un perro que tiene un Pokémon, pero una tundra enojada viene para hacerlo que lo libere. Luego de la nota, el tigre da su anuncio importante: según él, un gran tsunami de ropa se acerca. Tulio no le cree pero justo en ese momento, llega el tsunami. Luego de los comerciales se da un reporte sobre el tsunami de ropa, y toda la gente siendo "mojados" por ropa. El presidente da un discurso aunque verdaderamente no dice nada, y también sufre del tsunami. Tulio esta a punto de introducir a Juan Carlos Bodoque, pero no lo encuentra. Este emerge de la ropa y presenta su nota verde, sobre el calentamiento global.

Juanin se pone a aspirar el suelo (el cual causa mucho ruido) pero Tulio presenta la nota de Cocoroco de todas formas, y luego el Ranking Top de Policarpo. Al final, Juanin propone hacer nuevos objetos con la ropa del tsunami. Esto funciona (aunque todos se hacen cosas estupidas).

## Segmentos

* **NOTICIAS:**
	+ *Entrevista a la vaca (por Boris Ojotes):* Boris entrevista a la Vaca, que nos da la sagrada bebida de la leche.
	+ *Perro que tenia un Pokémon (por Canito Caniche)*: Canito entrevista a un perro que jura tener un Pokémon pero una turba enojada llega a protestar.
	+ *Tsunami de ropa:* Reportaje sobre los efectos que esta causando el tsunami. El presidente da un discurso sin sentido.
* **NOTA VERDE:** *El calentamiento global*
	+ Mapache le explica a Bodoque sobre los efectos negativos del calentamiento global.
* **PARANORMAL:** *Monstruo debajo de la cama*
	+ Cocoroco investiga sobre un supuesto monstruo que cree que esta debajo de su cama.
* **RANKING TOP:**
	+ 3: "El guitarrista esforzado" de Ernesto Vilches
	+ 2: "Temeroso" de Malvadisco
	+ 1: "Nunca escribí bien" de Sr. Are

## Datos interesantes

* Primer episodio completamente improvisado.
* Debut de Canito (aunque su sección, Juegos, no aparecería por primera vez hasta "La toma" (2\*07))
* Debut de Huachimingo (en una corta escena).