Say No, Kids

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**Say No, Kids** is the seventh episode of *TSM The Amazing Race 16: The Grand Champions*.

## Story

Leg 7 (Based off Leg 6 of The Amazing Race 25)

The race resumes at Plaza Italia.

Iconic & Brittnee will depart 1st.

**Route Info:** Teams must fly to Marrakesh, Morocco. Upon arrival, they find the marked taxis who will drop them off at the the center of Marrakesh. They must then make their way to El Massi and search for a marked feed station, where they must pick up two bags of hay and deliver them to a marked horse stable across town. They must then pick a horse-drawn carriage that would take them back into the center and must feed their horses an apple upon arrival before they are given their next clue.

**Iconic:** "Starting the day in first and it feels so good."

**Brittnee:** "We're definitely the team to beat right now. We have more wins than any other team so let's keep this up!"

**Iconic:** "It looks like everyone is on the same flight."

At the airport.

**Brittnee:** "So did anyone uturn Asia & Jojo?"

**Sarah:** "No one did."

**Iconic:** "At least tell me they're out."

**Asia:** "HAHA I'M BACK!"

**Getsome:** "Oh no."

**Wilted:** "It's them alright."

(cf) **Abe:** "Alex & Wilted walk in right behind Asia & Jojo. They survived again which is super frustrating."

**Jojo:** "And you thought we were going home. NOPE!"

**Alex:** "You should count your blessings since Abe is obsessed with us."

**Abe:** "The same way you're obsessed with me."

**Wilted:** "All because you lost to us before. You are one pathetic tree."

**Abe:** "At least I have two titles. Come back when you've won a leg at least."

**Wilted:** "Y'all see what keeping Abe here does?"

**Asia:** "We see what keeping Halcy here does."

**Halcy:** "Oh, hun, don't drag us into someone else's drama."

**Asia:** "Real cute when you said to target Iconic & Brittnee."

**Abe:** "No one said that."

**Wilted:** "You're wrecking our drama! Get lost!"

**Jojo:** "They only drama here comes from the fact that Clara told me that Getsome & Sarah are working with Halcy & Ashley."

**Getsome:** "EW! I WOULD NEVER!"

**Ashley:** "YOU'VE GOT NERVE GETSOME! YOU ALWAYS CALL ME A WHALE AND FOR WHAT?!"

**Getsome:** "Because you're a disrespectful brat."

**Cloud:** "Can you guys not fall for Asia & Jojo's stupid games please?"

**Jojo:** "If it ain't true, why the defense?"

**Brittnee:** "Also, why would Clara want anything to do with you losers?"

**Asia:** "Losers? I'M LOOKING AT THEM!"

(cf) **Alex:** "This was supposed to be us vs Abe but somehow these fools turned it into everyone vs everyone. Why did we leave them in again?"

**Iconic:** "Forget this. I'm going to that store."

**Halcy:** "We're coming too."

**Asia:** "An alliance!"

**Everyone:** "SHUT UP!"

**Brittnee:** "Asia & Jojo are the dumbest people I have ever met in my life."

**Halcy:** "Why are they here again?"

**Iconic:** "Sadly, they're winners. Terrible ones at that."

**Ashley:** "Why not talk about something positive like us going to the final together."

**Iconic:** "How cool would that be? We've made the last two seasons female dominated so why not continue it?"

**Halcy:** "Yass!"

**Micky:** "I am so sick of them."

**Getsome:** "I never want to see those two again."

**Mega:** "At least we still have this."

**Cloud:** "If we could choose someone, who do we think is a threat to us?"

**Abe:** "It's not just cause I have beef with them, but Alex & Wilted have to be watched."

**Mega:** "I see your point but they've won zero legs to far."

**Getsome:** "I can see it though. I mean, we won zero legs and won the last one. So I'm not ruling them out. Though we should keep an eye on Halcy & Ashley. They're up there as well."

**Cloud:** "They've done really well. They wouldn't be bad targets either."

**Abe:** "Either way, we just have to keep this three alive to the end."

**Alex:** "We're all alone. I feel like everyone has allies but us."

**Wilted:** "Well, everyone expect one."

**Alex:** "Oh no. Don't say it."

**Wilted:** "The only team we have left is Asia & Jojo."

**Alex:** "Do we have to work with them? I think I'd rather be alone."

**Wilted:** "But they are weak and good shields."

**Alex:** "That didn't stop Ghost Town from uturning us."

**Wilted:** "Well, Abe is Abe and always will be. I say we give it a try. YO!"

**Asia:** "What do you losers want?"

**Wilted:** "Abe told me that he wants to uturn you for being ugly."

**Asia:** "Why would we believe you?"

**Alex:** "Because he was so cruel about it, he said he'd rip your weave off."

**Asia:** "WHOA! NO ONE RIPS THIS WEAVE! THAT TREE IS GOING DOWN!"

**Wilted:** "So you want to form an alliance?"

**Jojo:** "Sure."

(cf) **Wilted:** "It's simple. If you want to get with Asia & Jojo, you have to come up with stupid lies like that one. They're so dumb I don't see them not going after Ghost Town now."

(cf) **Asia:** "Abe sucks but I don't like Alex & Wilted. If they want this, sure, I'll let you make your grave."

Flight leaves.

**Alex:** "The lines are drawn now. It's just a matter of who does what first now."

**Getsome:** "I hope whatever we do is more peaceful than this stupid airport drama."

**Cloud:** "I'm excited to see what's next for us."

**Brittnee:** "To us getting first again!"

Flight lands.

**Jojo:** "Taxi!"

**Halcy:** "Marked taxis right here."

**Mega:** "We're on our way to be dropped off and then figure out how to get to El Massi."

**Cloud:** "Shouldn't be too hard."

**Alex:** "Things just keep getting crazy so we have to be ready for anything."

**Sarah:** "We've been all over the map with allies but I feel good with what we have now."

**Iconic:** "This is the place."

(cf) **Ashley:** "Every team showed up at the same time and ran different directions."

**Micky:** "Does anyone know where El Massi is?"

**Sarah:** "El Massi? No one knows."

**Alex:** "El Massi?"

**Local:** "In there."

**Alex:** "Thank you."

(cf) **Alex:** "We got directions thinking we'd find a clue box but instead we found a jewelry store and no clue box."

**Wilted:** "Guy sent us the wrong way."

**Iconic:** "Oh my gosh! Nobody knows!"

**Asia:** "WHY CAN'T PEOPLE TELL ME WHERE THIS PLACE IS IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY?!"

**Jojo:** "Did you find anything?"

**Alex:** "We just got lied to by some dude."

**Jojo:** "We need to find a team to follow."

**Wilted:** "Following teams isn't our style but we may have to."

**Halcy:** "I don't get it. Why can't we figure this out?"

**Brittnee:** "I feel like it's nowhere near here."

**Abe:** "Let's go. It's not anywhere here."

**Iconic:** "He might know."

**Micky:** "Ask this dude."

**Brittnee:** "Do you know where El Massi is?"

**Local:** "By taxi."

**Micky:** "So we need another cab."

**Iconic:** "We should've kept our darn cab. Big mistake."

(cf) **Micky:** "We let our taxi go so now it's a mad dash to get a new one."

**Brittnee:** "Taxi!"

**Abe:** "Let's go!"

**Iconic:** "I see the others wandering around. Wait, there's Halcy & Ashley."

**Halcy:** "Who's that?"

**Brittnee:** "Hey girls! It's not here! You need to get a cab!"

**Halcy:** "Thanks!"

**Ashley:** "No wonder we weren't finding it."

**Getsome:** "Cloud, did you check over there?"

**Cloud:** "We've seen nothing. I'm not sure it's here."

**Wilted:** "We might need to go ask a taxi driver."

**Alex:** "Do you know El Massi?"

**Driver:** "Far. I'll drive."

**Wilted:** "He says it's far."

**Jojo:** "Here's another cab. We'll just go together."

**Alex:** "We're sticking with them for now but I don't want to tie ourselves to them the whole time."

**Jojo:** "They're stupid for even helping us. We're clearly the strongest team left. I don't know how they don't see that."

**Abe:** "Is this it?"

**Iconic:** "Here we are."

**Micky:** "That looks marked. Let's go."

**Brittnee:** "Ugh, my allergies!"

**Iconic:** "You'll survive."

**Getsome:** "I don't understand how we're not getting this."

**Sarah:** "Let's check that store."

**Halcy:** "This is it. Now where's they hay?"

**Ashley:** "I don't see any."

**Iconic:** "We're here to deliver hay."

**Abe:** "We have a load for you."

**Brittnee:** "I got the apples."

**Abe:** "How bout them apples."

**Micky:** "Ok then."

**Iconic:** "We should name our horses. This one is Asia cause she's petty and that's Jojo cause he's dumb."

**Micky:** "This is nice."

**Abe:** "Reminds me of the old days as a rider."

**Ashley:** "Where did you get the hay?"

**Iconic:** "All the way back there?"

**Halcy:** "We're screwed."

**Alex:** "That was Halcy & Ashley."

**Wilted:** "Stop here driver."

**Jojo:** "Let us out here."

(cf) **Halcy:** "We're losing time cause we can't find this stupid hay."

**Ashley:** "This might be it."

**Wilted:** "I don't think they're right. That's not marked. We need the marked hay."

**Jojo:** "I see yellow and red."

**Asia:** "Those flops totally passed it!"

**Alex:** "Is it in there?"

**Wilted:** "Probably not since Asia & Jojo went there."

**Jojo:** "We deliver to you?"

**Asia:** "I got apples. Let's go!"

**Halcy:** "Where do we deliver this?"

**Alex:** "No sign of marked hay anywhere."

**Iconic:** "This is so cool! We never got a carriage ride last time. Only in the grand championship."

**Brittnee:** "Nice to take in where we are for once."

**Abe:** "You don't get to do a carriage in Morocco everyday."

**Micky:** "Super cool."

**Brittnee:** "Here's a little treat."

**Abe:** "Here's your reward for a nice ride. Nice fresh apples."

**Mega:** "Ghost Town is over there. They're done!"

**Getsome:** "Hey guys! Where did you find the stuff?!"

**Micky:** "You need to take a taxi."

**Mega:** "It's not here?"

**Micky:** "No. Hurry!"

**Cloud:** "Taxi!"

**Sarah:** "Ghost Town came through for us and gave us the right info."

**Getsome:** "We need to make up time. We screwed that up badly."

Iconic & Brittnee finish carriage ride currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must drive themselves to Abdessadek Boufoulouss Pottery Stand, where they would find their next clue.

**Iconic:** "Where is that?"

**Brittnee:** "Right over there. You're looking right at it."

Micky & Abe finish carriage ride currently in 2nd place.

**Micky:** "I think it's back there."

**Jojo:** "Good horsey!"

**Asia:** "Apples!"

Asia & Jojo finish carriage ride currently in 3rd place.

**Iconic:** "Asia & Jojo finished somehow!"

**Brittnee:** "Let's go."

**Halcy:** "Is this it?"

**Ashley:** "You got a clue?"

**Alex:** "They have the wrong thing. The station they got it from was not marked."

**Getsome:** "They're still here."

**Mega:** "Nice! I see teams!"

**Wilted:** "We can't find the stupid marked feed station."

**Getsome:** "This is marked. Let's hope they didn't see."

**Mega:** "Got it."

**Halcy:** "Oh my gosh! The station we got this from was not marked! Come on, we have to put these back!"

**Ashley:** "Shoot!"

**Halcy:** "That was where we needed to go but we had the wrong hay."

**Getsome:** "Here you go."

**Cloud:** "Give it to me. I can carry it."

**Sarah:** "These are the marked carriages. Let's go."

**Ashley:** "They got it. They came from over there."

**Wilted:** "This looks like it."

**Alex:** "I see no yellow and red though."

**Wilted:** "But the stripe is there."

**Halcy:** "Crap! There it is."

**Ashley:** "Back where we came from."

**Alex:** "That's wrong. I told you!"

**Halcy:** "Wrong hay?"

**Alex:** "Wrong hay."

**Ashley:** "How about this?"

**Halcy:** "There, we got it that time."

**Ashley:** "Let's go horse!"

**Wilted:** "They came from back here. How are we not seeing it?"

**Alex:** "It better not be where Asia & Jojo got theirs."

**Wilted:** "Let's just check."

**Alex:** "SHOOT! It was here the whole time!"

**Wilted:** "Guess they did know."

**Alex:** "Leave it up to them to mess with us. They didn't even help."

(cf) **Wilted:** "Those times when you wonder why you work with the people you do. Guess that's what happens when no one likes you."

**Alex:** "And we're off."

**Iconic:** "This is it."

**Micky:** "Is it in a pot?"

**Abe:** "Either a clue box or in a pot."

**Brittnee:** "Pot luck if you will."

**Abe:** "I like that."

**Iconic:**" Brittnee! It's in here."

**Brittnee:** "Good eye!"

**Abe:** "They found it in there."

**Micky:** "There it is."

**Detour:** Camp or Cream?

**Choice A:** *Camp*
Teams must drive themselves to Oumnasse Casbah, where they must set up a traditional Berber tent, making sure to furnish it with the provided rugs and tables. Once the judge is satisfied with their work, he would give teams their next clue.

**Choice B:** *Cream*
Teams must drive themselves to Oumnasse Casbah, where they must milk a nanny goat to fill up a milk pail up to a marked line. They must then use a goat skin to traditionally churn the goat milk into butter. Once they have 3 ounces of butter, they would receive their next clue.

**Brittnee:** "And there's a fast forward in here too."

**Fast Forward:** Both team member must make a clay pot from scratch to the satisfaction of the potter. Then, they must deliver four pots to two different locations. Once they've made their deliveries, they would win the Fast Forward.

**Brittnee:** "It says the same thing as last time. To think about your future. What does that mean?"

**Iconic:** "We're skipping that. Let's do the details."

Iconic & Brittnee are doing Camp.

**Abe:** "Alright, we're gonna do the fast forward."

Micky & Abe are doing the fast forward.

**Micky:** "The stations are back here looks like."

**Iconic:** "Brittnee and I have already done a fast forward."

**Brittnee:** "The rules say that once you've done a fast forward, you can't do another one. So we out task these teams."

**Asia:** "We have a fast forward, let's do it!"

Asia & Jojo are doing the fast forward.

**Abe:** "Geez. I messed up already."

**Jojo:** "Ghost Town's doing it as well."

**Asia:** "Let's just try it."

**Jojo:** "What if we lose it?"

**Asia:** "Just try it once!"

**Jojo:** "Okay!"

Getsome & Sarah finish carriage ride currently in 4th place.

Mega & Cloud finish carriage ride currently in 5th place.

**Sarah:** "I see the cars. We have to stay ahead of the others!"

**Mega:** "They looked lost but they could be coming."

**Iconic:** "There it is."

**Brittnee:** "Whoa, that's huge."

**Iconic:** "The other one is animals and those are always unpredictable."

**Brittnee:** "Alright. Get those sticks. We need it about 24 feet apart."

**Iconic:** "This tarp must be the overall tent."

**Brittnee:** "I'm pretty sure that goes on after we set the frame up. Like any other tent."

**Iconic:** "I wonder if anyone took that fast forward?"

**Micky:** "Almost had one."

**Asia:** "Stop falling! STUPID POT!"

**Jojo:** "I think I'd prefer to smoke them than make them."

**Abe:** "Jojo, we all know that you know nothing about drugs."

**Micky:** "I know someone who does."

**Abe:** "Don't even start..."

(cf) **Asia:** "If Abe wants to call me ugly, I'll fire right back! He deserves it!"

**Asia:** "I get my drugs from dolphins!"

**Abe:** "Oh my gosh! Can someone get me ear plugs!"

**Jojo:** "I still have some crystal from the mine."

**Micky:** "Finished one!"

**Abe:** "Dang it!"

(cf) **Micky:** "We can totally take this since Asia & Jojo are too busy talking about drugs for some reason. But Abe is clearly getting annoyed. I need to get him back on track."

**Jojo:** "Hey mr, can I have one of those?"

**Abe:** "Oh no..."

**Man:** "Why yes my friend, the first hit don't always do it but it'll hit ya."

**Abe:** "No! Jojo! That's the last thing you need on this race."

**Jojo:** "HEY! I DON'T BOTHER YOU WHEN YOU HAVE WEED! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

**Abe:** "What are you talking about?"

**Jojo:** "You're a tree, you grow weed!"

**Abe:** "You're only proving that you know nothing about drugs. I'm doing you a favor by keeping you away from that."

**Jojo:** "STOP DOING ME FAVORS I DON'T WANT! GO AWAY BEFORE I INJECT MARIJUANA IN YOU!"

**Abe:** "YOU CAN'T EVEN INJECT THAT! OH MY GOSH GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

**Asia:** "YOU CAN SQUASH IT, IT MAKES IT FIT THE NEEDLE!"

**Abe:** "NO IT DOESN'T!"

**Asia:** "Your partner started it hehe."

**Micky:** "Oops, I did. Didn't I?"

**Abe:** "There! I finished my pot."

**Jojo:** "Oh you finished it alright."

**Abe:** "Bye! See you on your next trip!"

**Jojo:** "See ya!"

**Asia:** "YOU IDIOT! THAT'S BAD FOR US!"

**Jojo:** "Why?"

**Asia:** "THEY JUST GOT AHEAD OF US ON THIS! WE HAVE TO LEAVE IT!"

**Jojo:** "Oh. You know, you could've said something instead of standing there."

**Asia:** "I HAD MY POT MADE AGES AGO! YOU WERE TOO BUST TALKING ABOUT POT!"

**Jojo:** "YOU DID IT TOO!"

**Asia:** "THAT WAS TO ANNOY ABE! AND I DID IT AFTER I FINISHED! YOU STOOD THERE AND DIDN'T EVEN LAY ONE FINGER ON IT!"

**Iconic:** "What are they fighting about?"

**Brittnee:** "I don't know but I can hear them all the way from here."

Asia & Jojo are doing Cream.

**Asia:** "GET IN THE CAR! I'M NEVER EVER RACING WITH YOU AGAIN!"

**Micky:** "So we're looking for these places to drop these pots off."

**Abe:** "That might be the dumbest fight I've ever had in my whole reality tv career."

**Micky:** "That was pretty stupid."

**Abe:** "To end on a positive note, when it comes to drugs, say no, kids."

Halcy & Ashley finish carriage ride currently in 6th place.

Alex & Wilted finish carriage ride currently in Last place.

**Alex:** "I saw Halcy go over there."

**Halcy:** "They're following us! Let's get moving!"

**Wilted:** "Last car. Maybe someone got lost or something."

**Sarah:** "I'm not really sure where we're at. Did we miss a turn?"

**Getsome:** "Ask this guy."

**Sarah:** "He said back that way."

**Getsome:** "Oh no. Another long day of driving."

**Cloud:** "This isn't right. We should've gone left."

**Mega:** "I'll find a place to turn. If we need to stop, just say so."

**Cloud:** "We may need to if this keeps up."

**Jojo:** "It's over here!"

**Asia:** "I SAW IT!"

**Jojo:** "You're gonna scare them away."

**Asia:** "Are you gonna listen to me today?!"

**Jojo:** "Get to milking. I got mine going."

**Asia:** "I had one about 43 seconds before you! Shut up and milk!"

**Getsome:** "There it is."

**Halcy:** "That's Getsome & Sarah. We've caught up to them!"

Getsome & Sarah are doing Cream.

Halcy & Ashley are doing Cream.

**Alex:** "I think I see it."

Alex & Wilted are doing Camp.

**Wilted:** "Dealing with those animals will suck so I want none of it."

**Mega:** "Sir, do you know where this place is?"

**Cloud:** "let's go in here."

**Abe:** "There one of them."

**Mega:** "Hey, Ghost Town is here."

**Micky:** "What are you doing here?"

**Cloud:** "We can't find this place."

**Abe:** "Here, give me the map."

(cf) **Cloud:** "Luckily, Ghost Town was doing a task that brought them to the hotel we were asking in so they marked it for us."

**Mega:** "Thanks guys!"

**Micky:** "No problem! Now where's this guy?"

**Abe:** "There he is. We've heard you wanted a pot. We're your guys!"

**Micky:** "One down, one to go."

**Abe:** "This one's gonna be tough. It's in the middle of nowhere."

**Micky:** "We'll figure it out."

**Ashley:** "What in the world?!"

**Jojo:** "Come on goat!"

**Asia:** "SHUT UP!"

**Ashley:** "They're like fighting again."

**Halcy:** "What's news about that? They always find drama."

**Ashley:** "Come here goat."

**Halcy:** "That's gotta feel good!"

**Getsome:** "Milking goats. Another thing to mark off the bucket list."

**Sarah:** "Mine keeps kicking!"

**Asia:** "HEY! STUPID GOAT!"

**Jojo:** "Did you spill it?"

**Asia:** "I GOT KICKED ON THE HAND!"

**Jojo:** "Hahaha!"

**Asia:** "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

**Halcy:** "It's pretty funny when it's you."

**Alex:** "There's the site."

**Iconic:** "Alex & Wilted are here now. We're almost done so we're not worried about them."

**Wilted:** "These pillows go here."

**Alex:** "Can we set the tent up then worry about pillows?"

**Wilted:** "I'm just trying to memorize it."

**Alex:** "Yeah but it's wasting time we could be spending getting the sticks set up."

**Brittnee:** "UH OH!"

**Iconic:** "BRITTNEE!"

**Brittnee:** "Never mind! I almost knocked over a stick but we're good."

**Iconic:** "That probably would've knocked down the entire thing."

**Mega:** "There it is."

Mega & Cloud are doing Cream.

**Mega:** "We're good with animals."

**Abe:** "We're heading out. I hope I mapped this out right."

**Micky:** "We'll see."

**Asia:** "Get over here and hold my goat!"

**Jojo:** "Fine!"

**Halcy:** "Doing good Ashley."

**Getsome:** "I would love to finish before her but I have to focus."

**Ashley:** "I'm pretending like I didn't just hear him."

**Halcy:** "I think we're good. Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

**Sarah:** "How'd they get that so fast?"

**Halcy:** "Oh, he's churning it using that animal skin."

**Alex:** "It's gotta go up like that. NO!"

**Wilted:** "Shoot!"

**Alex:** "You just knocked the whole thing over!"

**Brittnee:** "Good thing I didn't. Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

**Iconic:** "YES!"

Iconic & Brittnee finish detour currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must drive themselves to Terres d'Amanar, where they would find their next clue.

**Brittnee:** "Let's go!"

**Wilted:** "They just got it."

**Alex:** "Focus on us! We can smoke it if we do it right the first time!"

**Jojo:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "No."

**Asia:** "We're switching!"

**Jojo:** "Why? You're the one who wanted to do this."

**Asia:** "MY HAND HURTS! I'VE BEEN KICKED FIVE TIMES ALREADY!"

Asia & Jojo switch detours.

**Getsome:** "Well, we're ahead of them now."

**Sarah:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

**Getsome:** "Oh my. What are they using?"

**Sarah:** "I have no idea."

**Micky:** "This looks right."

**Abe:** "Everything looks right. There's got to be someone around here who would want this."

**Micky:** "Look down there. Anything."

**Abe:** "I see him! Right there!"

**Micky:** "Here you go! One freshly made pot!"

**Abe:** "Make your way to the next pit stop, the Casbah d'If. And they're off!"

**Micky:** "That was so worth it."

**Abe:** "It better be after everything that happened today."

**Mega:** "Nothing to it but to do it. This is so cool."

**Cloud:** "If we know anyone's name on the race it is Jojo cause we've heard a lot of "JOJO!" "JOJO!" like no joke."

**Alex:** "Who's that?"

**Asia:** "JOJO!"

**Alex:** "That answers that question."

**Wilted:** "Stay! Stay!"

**Alex:** "Now get the pillows."

**Wilted:** "How do they go again."

**Alex:** "Are you serious dude? You're the one who wanted to memorize them!"

**Wilted:** "I tried but you stopped me!"

**Alex:** "Do it again!"

**Jojo:** "We need to switch back! We can't build this!"

**Asia:** "We just got here! Why are you worried now?"

**Jojo:** "Look what I just did. I knocked it over."

**Asia:** "CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT TODAY?! WE'RE SWITCHING BACK!"

Asia & Jojo switch detours again.

**Getsome:** "I don't think I could sing that if I tried."

**Halcy:** "My mama taught me how to milk it! She taught me how to silk it!"

**Getsome:** "That sounded so wrong."

**Mega:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

**Cloud:** "Nice. We'll be out of last in no time."

**Mega:** "I think we already are."

**Asia:** "JOJO!"

**Cloud:** "I know who that is!"

**Asia:** "MILK HER SO I DON'T GET KICKED!"

**Alex:** "Almost there."

**Wilted:** "Switch those. I think we got it. Check?"

**Judge:** "No."

**Alex:** "Huh?"

**Wilted:** "Never mind. Switch them back."

**Alex:** "Gosh. Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

Alex & Wilted finish detour currently in 3rd place.

**Alex:** "They're all still there. We passed several teams!"

**Wilted:** "Let's go!"

**Alex:** "This is what happens when we're at our best."

**Wilted:** "I'll bet Ghost Town got that fast forward."

**Alex:** "That's annoying but whatever. We'll get them soon."

**Micky:** "There it is."

**Abe:** "He's got a banjo and a chicken on his head. Nice!"

Micky & Abe, you are team number 1! As the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a trip for two to Singapore!

**Micky:** "Yes!"

(cf) **Abe:** "Feels good to get another win. I'm beyond the point of just trying to prove I've still got it now, it's all about winning."

**Iconic:** "That looks like the place."

**Brittnee:** "I see clues!"

**Roadblock:** "*Who has a knack for sliding things into place?*"
One team member must cross a series of rope-and-plank bridges and zip lines across a canyon in the Atlas Mountains. Once across to the other side of the canyon, they must put together a wooden puzzle, making sure to match both the beveled edges and the painted designs. Once the puzzle is correct, they would receive their next clue and then zip line back their partner on the other side of the canyon.

Iconic is doing the RB.

**Brittnee:** "You got this!"

**Iconic:** "Wow. This is high! It's a little scary with the bridge wobbling."

**Brittnee:** "We have to keep this lead. I am confident that she'll rock this."

**Iconic:** "Oh! It's even more scary without planks!"

(cf) **Iconic:** "I knew this rested on me. I have to get this done before other teams start showing up."

**Brittnee:** "She's doing so good! YES ICONIC!"

**Iconic:** "Next is the zip line. Weeee!"

**Brittnee:** "No one else is here yet."

**Iconic:** "This must be a puzzle. So I'm not sure what it's supposed to look like but I'll try to make sense of it."

**Halcy:** "Looks good to me."

**Ashley:** "Is that enough?"

**Halcy:** "I think that's enough. Let's not fall now."

**Ashley:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

**Halcy:** "Yes!"

Halcy & Ashley finish detour currently in 4th place.

**Getsome:** "They got it quick."

**Sarah:** "They weren't shaking it as much as you are. Slow down."

**Cloud:** "I just kissed whatever this is."

**Mega:** "Time to butter it up!"

**Jojo:** "Stop running away!"

**Mega:** "Those two have been a mess. Let's check it."

**Cloud:** "It seems early but we can try. Check?"

**Judge:** "No."

**Cloud:** "Yeah, I had a feeling."

**Asia:** "Please be enough!"

**Judge:** "Yes."

**Jojo:** "FINALLY! We can make the butter."

**Asia:** "EW! YOU'RE BLOWING IN THAT!"

**Jojo:** "ME? WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?"

**Asia:** "MY LIPS ARE SLAY! YOURS ARE EW! NOW DO IT!"

**Jojo:** "Fine..."

**Getsome:** "We're getting there."

**Mega:** "Hey, if we do this together, we can get ahead of Asia & Jojo."

**Sarah:** "That's true. Look what we're doing. We're getting a lot."

**Cloud:** "That should help. Wow, that's much easier!"

**Jojo:** "EW EW EW! DONE! NOW SHAKE IT!"

**Asia:** "I'm not in my shaking era."

**Jojo:** "WHY AM I DOING EVERYTHING TODAY!"

**Asia:** "I DID THE POT! PULL YOUR WEIGHT!"

**Iconic:** "This piece barely has any paint. So it either goes left, right, or middle. Let's try middle. Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

**Iconic:** "Yes!"

**Alex:** "I see a car."

Wilted is doing the RB.

**Brittnee:** "Alex & Wilted are here!"

(cf) **Iconic:** "They took me over to this long zip line right as I heard another team showed up. Here's where we keep our lead!"

**Iconic:** "WOOOO!!!"

**Brittnee:** "Here she comes! YES!"

Iconic finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.

**Route Info:** Teams must drive themselves to the location pictured on their clue, which they must figure out depicted the Casbah d'If, to check in. The last team to check in may be eliminated.

**Iconic:** "So we need to figure out what this is."

**Brittnee:** "There's another team."

**Iconic:** "It's Halcy & Ashley!"

**Halcy:** "Did you guys find it?"

**Iconic:** "Take a left that way and you'll hit it. When you get there, put the bland piece in the middle of the puzzle!"

**Halcy:** "Thank you!"

**Ashley:** "That's huge. If someone's there, we could pass them."

**Wilted:** "Whoa, a puzzle. Didn't expect that."

**Alex:** "Hurry up! Another team just got here!"

**Halcy:** "Alex & Wilted are still here."

Halcy is doing the RB.

**Ashley:** "We must've found a quicker way. We made up a lot of time."

**Halcy:** "Whoa! This is fun!!"

**Wilted:** "Halcy's coming. I need to hurry."

**Getsome:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

Getsome & Sarah finish detour currently in 5th place.

**Sarah:** "That should be good. Go get checked."

**Mega:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

Mega & Cloud finish detour currently in 6th place.

**Jojo:** "Are they working together?"

**Sarah:** "Stay with us. We'll go together."

**Asia:** "HELPS EACH OTHER FLOPS!"

**Cloud:** "When will she realize I stopped listening to her since leg 1?"

**Asia:** "Check?!"

**Judge:** "No."

**Asia:** "STUPID BUTTER!"

**Jojo:** "This was a terrible idea."

**Asia:** "SHAKE! DON'T WASTE TIME!"

**Jojo:** "..."

**Wilted:** "Oh my gosh! Nothing's coming together!"

**Halcy:** "WOOO!"

**Wilted:** "Oh great..."

**Halcy:** "Why hello! I'm here to pass you!"

**Wilted:** "Just try."

**Alex:** "Come on Wilted, get back over here!"

**Ashley:** "You've got this Halcy!"

**Wilted:** "You won't get it since you're blind."

**Halcy:** "Come up with something original if you want to diss me."

**Wilted:** "Alright, now I'm getting somewhere."

**Halcy:** "Oh you're getting somewhere alright... PASSED! CHECK!"

**Judge:** "Good."

**Halcy:** "YASS!"

**Wilted:** "You're kidding me."

**Ashley:** "Bring it here! Let's go!"

Halcy finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.

**Ashley:** "You slayed him!"

**Halcy:** "Screw you!"

**Alex:** "Oh, don't be one of those unclassy girls."

**Halcy:** "I know unclassy when I see it. I was on Season 2 with one!"

(cf) **Alex:** "Halcy's hated me for no reason despite us making history together in past races. This game brings out the ugly in people."

**Wilted:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "No."

**Wilted:** "What?! Oh, it's backwards. Now check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

**Alex:** "Here he comes."

Wilted finishes the RB currently in 4th place.

**Wilted:** "They're so annoying."

**Alex:** "We can pass them if they don't figure out where this place is."

Iconic & Brittnee, you are team number 2.

**Brittnee:** "Yes! We did what we said we'd so. We out tasked the others!"

**Iconic:** "Each leg I feel better and better about our winning chances. We will become the first team to win twice!"

**Asia:** "DON'T SPILL IT!"

**Jojo:** "Does it look like I did? Can you leave me alone?"

**Asia:** "GET IT CHECKED!"

**Jojo:** "Whatever. Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

Asia & Jojo finish detour currently in Last place.

**Jojo:** "We need something to happen to get out of last now."

**Asia:** "You growing a brain? Yeah."

**Jojo:** "GIRL! I'M GONNA DRIVE INTO THAT DITCH AND KILL US BOTH IF YOU DON'T STOP!"

**Asia:** "YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT TODAY! GET TO DRIVING!"

**Getsome:** "Alright. Keep an eye out."

**Mega:** "Straight."

**Cloud:** "Yes. OH! Wait a minute. Turn here."

**Mega:** "I'll honk."

**Sarah:** "They just honked."

**Getsome:** "I saw a stray goat It must've been in the road."

**Mega:** "What now?"

**Cloud:** "We can't wait on them. I don't want to fight for last."

**Mega:** "Are you sure?"

(cf) **Cloud:** "One thing I know is you have to know when to let go of working together in favor of progressing your own race. That's what we have to do."

**Cloud:** "I'm sure."

**Sarah:** "We lost Mega & Cloud all together. Were they honking to signal us to turn at that road?"

**Getsome:** "I don't know but we can't look for them now."

**Sarah:** "I really hope this is right."

Mega is doing the RB.

**Mega:** "This doesn't feel right."

**Cloud:** "But you'd rather be here than eliminated right?"

**Mega:** "True. This looks fun."

**Asia:** "TURN!"

**Jojo:** "OK OK OK!"

**Asia:** "That woman said this way is faster. SHE BETTER NOT BE LYING!"

**Sarah:** "I think they wanted us to follow. Turn around!"

**Getsome:** "We didn't go too far out of the way I hope."

**Wilted:** "There it is."

**Alex:** "Crap! That's them going up."

Halcy & Ashley, you are team number 3.

**Ashley:** "Woo!"

**Wilted:** "What a joke."

Alex & Wilted, you are team number 4.

**Sarah:** "There they are."

Getsome is doing the RB.

**Cloud:** "We tried to tell you it was here."

**Sarah:** "It took us a minute but we figured that out."

**Getsome:** "This is a thrill lover's dream!"

**Mega:** "Wooo!"

**Jojo:** "Marked cars!"

**Asia:** "IT'S HERE!"

**Sarah:** "No way. How'd they catch up?!"

**Asia:** "DO IT! DO IT!"

**Jojo:** "OK!"

Jojo is doing the RB.

**Getsome:** "Uh oh, I better move."

(cf) **Getsome:** "I started getting scared when I saw Asia & Jojo. I thought we were way ahead of them but they caught up somehow."

**Asia:** "I told you that road was faster didn't I! WHO'S THE SMART ONE!"

**Jojo:** "ZIP IT AND LET ME FOCUS! WE'RE STILL IN IT!"

**Mega:** "It's a puzzle. I have a bit of a head start so I better make the most of it."

**Getsome:** "Woo!"

**Jojo:** "No planks?! Is that a joke?!"

**Getsome:** "A puzzle. Is it hard?"

**Mega:** "Yes."

**Getsome:** "We have to finish before Jojo gets here."

**Jojo:** "AHHH!"

**Mega:** "Shoot! Here he comes."

(cf) **Jojo:** "All three of us are now working on our puzzles. This might be our only chance to do something."

**Mega:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "No."

**Mega:** "What? It looks perfect!"

**Getsome:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "No."

**Getsome:** "Oh wait, it's double sided. I have to take the whole thing apart."

**Jojo:** "I'm just going to throw the pieces together and hope I get lucky. Check?"

**Judge:** "Yes."

**Jojo:** "WHAT?! NO WAY!"

**Getsome:** "What?! HOW!"

**Mega:** "Whoa!"

**Sarah:** "NO! Jojo just got it. Of course cause they're the luckiest team in the history of the race."

**Cloud:** "Why wouldn't they get it? They were only LAST to get here!"

**Jojo:** "NOW WHO'S THE SMART ONE!"

**Asia:** "YOU THREW THE PIECES TOGETHER IN A RANDOM ORDER! GET OVER YOURSELF!"

Jojo finishes the RB currently in 5th place.

**Getsome:** "I got it this time. Check?"

**Judge:** "No."

**Getsome:** "Where in the world does this piece go?"

**Mega:** "Oh, no wonder. I have it flipped. It's double sided. Now I'm getting it."

(cf) **Getsome:** "it looks like a fight between us for last. I didn't want it to come to this but we have to beat them."

(cf) **Mega:** "I'm gonna feel so bad if we go home because I didn't figure this out right away when I had a head start."

**Sarah:** "Come on Getsome!"

**Cloud:** "Come on! This is the battle for last place I think!"

**Getsome:** "I think I'm close."

**Mega:** "Looking good now."

**Sarah:** "I might cry."

**Cloud:** "I feel you."

**Sarah:** "I see someone coming! Who is that!"

**Cloud:** "Mega?! Is that you?!"

**Mega:** "Let's go!"

**Cloud:** "YES!"

Mega finishes the RB currently in 6th place.

**Sarah:** "Good job guys."

**Mega:** "Thanks. Good luck!"

**Cloud:** "Let's go!"

**Getsome:** "Sorry Sarah!"

**Sarah:** "It's okay. We can still do it if you hurry."

**Getsome:** "Check?"

**Judge:** "Good."

**Sarah:** "Nice! Get over here!"

Getsome finishes the RB currently in Last place.

**Sarah:** "We can still catch them. We're not the ultimate underdogs for nothing!"

**Jojo:** "There it is!"

**Asia:** "Up the stairs!"

**Jojo:** "What are yo-"

**Asia:** "UP THE STAIRS!"

**Jojo:** "Why?!"

**Asia:** "BECAUSE YES! THERE HE IS!"

Asia & Jojo, long day, but you are team number 5. You don't look happy.

**Jojo:** "I had this girl screaming in my ear all day today. Not owning any of her mistakes."

**Asia:** "EXCUSE ME?! WHO DIDN'T PUT THE POT TOGETHER? HUH?!"

**Jojo:** "Girl, are you my teammate or my enemy."

**Asia:** "RIGHT NOW I'M YOUR WORST ENEMY!"

**Phil:** "That's not gonna work. You're a team."

**Jojo:** "Well she needs to take a chill pill for this to work."

**Asia:** "ME?!"

(cf) **Asia:** "We should've had that fast forward. That's why I was so mad. He let it slip out of our hands. I need to see him improve tomorrow or I'll have to carry the team myself."

(cf) **Jojo:** "Today was a disaster. We've never had a day like this when we're so off. We're usually so strong."

**Mega:** "Are we going the right way?"

**Cloud:** "Excuse me? Do you know this place?"

**Mega:** "This is scary."

**Getsome:** "He knows. Can you write it on our map?"

**Sarah:** "That might be what we needed."

**Cloud:** "This is the road."

**Getsome:** "This has to be it."

Dramatic music.

Mega & Cloud, you are team number 6 and you are still in the race.

**Mega:** "Thank you."

**Cloud:** "That head start might've saved us. It was a good move on our part to go our own way."

**Mega:** "This race is the hardest yet. I guess you can expect nothing less from the grand championship."

**Cloud:** "We've proven we can come back from anything. We're starting to do what we did in Season 4 and if we keep that up, there's no stopping us!"

**Sarah:** "That's it."

Getsome & Sarah, I'm really sorry to tell you that you are the last team to arrive. And, unfortunately, you have been eliminated from the race.

**Getsome:** "That's okay. We did everything we could. We just didn't have it today."

**Phil:** "Do a little trick. Lift your arm up."

**Sarah:** "Whoa! Cool!"

**Getsome:** "This race has given us many chances to see places we'd never see otherwise."

**Sarah:** "We're going home. But we're going back with many memories that will last a lifetime. I'm happy we got to do it as a team five times. That's something that most people can never say they've done."

**Getsome:** "We went out with our heads held high. Good racing."

## Route Markers

* Pit Start
* Route Info 1
* Route Info 2
* Fast Forward
* Detour
* Route Info 3
* Roadblock
* Route Info 4 and Pit Stop
 The order of departure from Plaza Italia are as follows:

1. Iconic & Brittnee
2. Micky & Abe
3. Mega & Cloud
4. Getsome & Sarah
5. Halcy & Ashley
6. Asia & Jojo
7. Alex & Wilted
 Teams must fly to Marrakesh, Morocco. Upon arrival, they find the marked taxis who will drop them off at the the center of Marrakesh. They must then make their way to El Massi and search for a marked feed station, where they must pick up two bags of hay and deliver them to a marked horse stable across town. They must then pick a horse-drawn carriage that would take them back into the center and must feed their horses an apple upon arrival before they are given their next clue.

 Teams must drive themselves to Abdessadek Boufoulouss Pottery Stand, where they would find their next clue.

 The **Fast Forward** instructions were given to teams after finding their clue at Abdessadek Boufoulouss Pottery Stand.
Both team member must make a clay pot from scratch to the satisfaction of the potter. Then, they must deliver four pots to two different locations. Once they've made their deliveries, they would win the Fast Forward. Micky & Abe won the Fast Forward.

**Choice A:** *Camp*
Teams must drive themselves to Oumnasse Casbah, where they must set up a traditional Berber tent, making sure to furnish it with the provided rugs and tables. Once the judge is satisfied with their work, he would give teams their next clue.

Alex & Wilted and Iconic & Brittnee chose this task.

**Choice B:** *Cream*
Teams must drive themselves to Oumnasse Casbah, where they must milk a nanny goat to fill up a milk pail up to a marked line. They must then use a goat skin to traditionally churn the goat milk into butter. Once they have 3 ounces of butter, they would receive their next clue.

Asia & Jojo, Getsome & Sarah, Halcy & Ashley, and Mega & Cloud chose this task. Teams must drive themselves to Terres d'Amanar, where they would find their next clue.

 "*Who has a knack for sliding things into place?*"

The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock must cross a series of rope-and-plank bridges and zip lines across a canyon in the Atlas Mountains. Once across to the other side of the canyon, they must put together a wooden puzzle, making sure to match both the beveled edges and the painted designs. Once the puzzle is correct, they would receive their next clue and then zip line back their partner on the other side of the canyon.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

* Alex & Wilted
* Asia & Jojo
* Getsome & Sarah
* Halcy & Ashley
* Iconic & Brittnee
* Mega & Cloud
 Teams must drive themselves to the location pictured on their clue, which they must figure out depicted the Casbah d'If, to check in.

For coming in first place, Micky & Abe won a trip for two to Singapore, provided by Travelocity.

## Leaderboard

**Legend:**
     First Place •      Eliminated •      Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg•      Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save •      Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • **►** Used the Fast Forward • **ϵ** Used the Express Pass• **⊂** User of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⊃** Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⋐** User of the second Double U-Turn slot • **⋑** Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot

 **1st place**

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