Anthology of Terror/Quotes

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### Prologue

*(The Turner's house; Timmy comes back home with a bag of candy, dressed as Cleft, alongside Cosmo as Crash Nebula, Wanda as her sister, Blonda, and Poof as Stewie)*
**Timmy:** Going out as a superhero on Halloween is super cool!
**Wanda:** And it's been a while since I dressed up like my sister.
**Poof:** Victory shall be mine! Do you have any hwhipped cream?
**Wanda:** It's pronounced "whipped", Poof, without the extra H at the start.
**Poof:** I know.
**Mr. Turner:** *(off-screen)* Oh, Timmy!
**Timmy:** No need to hide.
**Mr. Turner:** *(dressed as Mrs. Turner)* Your friends are coming over after trick-or-treating! I meant, other than your floating friends that only show up on Halloween or during a costume party.
**Timmy:** I can't believe you have decided to dress up as each other for Halloween again!
**Mrs. Turner:** *(dressed as Mr. Turner)* It was scary at first when we first tried it, but after a while, we grew accustomed to it!
*(doorbell rings)*
**Wanda:** I think your friends are here.
**Cosmo:** Good thing it's okay to go out in public as a fairy on Halloween!
*(Timmy opens the door; revealing Ivan dressed as SpongeBob, Tootie as Vicky, Chester as Zim and A.J. as Rocko, alongside Astronov as Danny Phantom and Neptunia as Tinker Bell)*
**Timmy:** Hey, guys! *(screams when he sees Tootie dressed as her sister)*
**Ivan:** Hi, Timmy!
**Chester:** It's so nice of you to invite us to your home.
**Ivan, Tootie, Chester and A.J:** Trick or treat!
**Mrs. Turner:** Here you go, kids, the best candy we could buy!
**A.J.:** Wow, that's a lot of candy! Thanks!
**Mr. Turner:** Just be sure to eat the chocolate ones before they melt!
**Ivan:** Mrs. Turner, what happened to your voice? You sound like your husband!
**Mr. Turner:** Actually, I'm not Timmy's mom, I'm just dressed as her, while my wife dresses as me for Halloween. *(they both take their masks off their respective costumes)* See?
**Ivan:** Oh. Sorry for misunderstanding.
**Mrs. Turner:** It's okay, you kids go have fun.
**Timmy:** Let's go to my room.
**Mr. Turner:** Now this seems like a perfect opportunity to prank Dinkleberg on Halloween.
**Mrs. Turner:** Why would you want to do that?
**Mr. Turner:** Honey, he sets his calendar 2 months ahead of everyone!

*(Timmy's room; Timmy, his friends and fairies are eating candy)*
**Wanda:** I haven't eaten chocolate for so long!
**Timmy:** I really like all of your costumes, guys.
**Ivan, Tootie, Chester and A.J:** Thanks!
**Timmy:** That is, except for Tootie's. I don't like how you're dressed as Vicky. Why is that?
**Tootie:** Well, Timmy, I just wanted to give you a good scare on Halloween!
**Timmy:** And it worked. Where are your glasses, Tootie?
**Tootie:** I've left them at home, Timmy. I'm wearing contacts instead.
**Timmy:** I see. (to Neptunia) Your costume looks great, Neptunia, and it makes you look as pretty as ever! Who are you supposed to be?
**Neptunia:** I'm a fairy. A different kind of fairy, that is.
**Chester:** Like from some kind of fairy tale?
**Neptunia:** Probably.
**Ivan:** So, what do we do now?
**Timmy:** How about we tell ghost stories?
**Wanda:** That's a great idea! Who's up first?
**Tootie:** Me first! *(holds flashlight to her face)* As an average nerdy girl, I never get accepted at parties or school proms, unless I'm disguised as a popular girl, but that's not the point. I happen to be a fan of a certain alien invader comic book series and my story is called "Invader Trixie"!

### Invader Trixie

*(A Voot Cruiser is shown heading for Earth. It contains Trixie and Ver, both shown as Irkens)*
**Trixie:** Okay, Ver, our mission begins now. Let us reign some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!
**Ver:** I'm gonna sing the-
**Trixie:** No singing!
**Ver:** Aww...
**Trixie:** Good thing the Almighty Tallest didn't pair me up with a moronic SIR unit who'd sing a song about doom throughout the trip.

*(On Earth, Timmy is sitting in his room)*
**Timmy:** *(sigh)* I'm so lonely since the day I got my fairy godparents. I have no friends, except for Tootie, whom I refuse to go out with.
**Wanda:** Why?
**Timmy:** Because she's always rambling on about alien conspiracies!
*(CRASH! Timmy falls on the floor, mysterious noises are heard from outside)*
**Poof:** What was that?
**Timmy:** It sounds like something crashed on the opposite side of the street!
*(they go outside to see the Tang Mansion being built with a laser)*
**Timmy:** Okay, I don't remember wishing for a mansion to be built across the street before.
**Cosmo:** Well, you didn't. At least, that's how I remembered it.
*(cut to inside of the Tang Mansion, where Trixie and VER are in disguise)*
**Trixie:** *(disguised)* There! That should fool unsuspecting people.
**Timmy:** *(knocks on the Tang Mansion door outside)* Hello? Anyone home? *(goes inside)* Oooh! This place looks very classy.
**Trixie:** *(disguised)* Welcome, stranger!
**Timmy:** *(awestruck)* Who are you?
**Trixie:** *(disguised)* I'm Trixie Tang, a perfectly normal and very pretty human girl. What's your name?
**Timmy:** I'm Timmy Turner, a very lonely and miserable average kid. Will you be my friend?
**Trixie:** *(disguised)* Yes, I will! I've always wanted to meet a miserable kid like you. And over there is my friend, Veronica, but you can ignore her.
**Ver:** *(disguised)* HEY!
*(Trixie hugs Timmy, he sighs out of love; Tootie watches from across the street)*
**Tootie:** I don't trust that Trixie girl one bit. She's gotta be an alien.

*(Dimmsdale Elementary)*
**Mr. Crocker:** Today's lecture is about outer space... and how it will eventually *(twitches)* IMPLODE IN ON ITSELF! *(Trixie holds her hand up)* Yes, Trixie?
**Trixie:** *(disguised)* In the event of, say, a full-scale alien invasion, how prepared do you think this planet's defenses would be? Tell me!
**Mr. Crocker:** As I was saying, the universe is just doomed.
**Tootie:** Okay, am I the only one here who sees the alien sitting in class?
*(The students look around for an alien)*
**Timmy:** What are you talking about?
**Tootie:** There!
*(Tootie points at Trixie)*
**A.J.:** Where?
**Tootie:** Right there!
*(Trixie sweats)*
**Ver:** *(disguised)* Look, she's just a girl!
**Tootie:** That is no girl! She's an alien! An alien! One of the monsters I've been talking about! She's here to conquer Earth!
**Chester:** Aw, not this again. You're crazy!
**Tootie:** I'll show you who's crazy when we'll have lunch!

*(Cafeteria; children carry their lunch trays to their seats at tables)*
**Trixie:** *(disguised)* I wonder what this cafeteria food is like... *(takes a bite of the sandwich and spits it out)*
**Tootie:** Look! Trixie doesn't like cafeteria food!
**A.J.:** None of us do. I guess *that* make us aliens too, huh, Tootie?
**Tootie:** If she doesn't like it, then I'll have to force feed her to find out!
*(Tootie catches up to Trixie and force feeds her cafeteria food, making Trixie's head swell up and fall backwards)*
**Ver:** *(disguised)* What did you just do?!
**Tootie:** I'm trying to expose an alien here.
**Ver:** *(disguised)* Trixie's allergic to that stuff!
**Tootie:** Does that mean you're allergic, too? *(force feeds Veronica too, with similar results; Trixie now lies in a puddle of green goo)* I'll take that as a yes. *(takes out a phone and takes a picture of Trixie and Ver)* Does cafeteria food make your head swell up and leak green goo?
**A.J.:** No.
**Chester:** Not from what I've heard.
**Tootie:** See? I told ya! These girls aren't humans at all! They're aliens in disguise!
*(Trixie and Ver reveal their true alien identities; the kids, save for Timmy, scream)*
**Tootie:** And you said that I was crazy. Well, *(pulls out a hammer)* who's crazy now? *(hits Trixie's PAK with a hammer, making her yell in pain)*
**Timmy:** Oh my gosh, Trixie! Are you okay?
**Trixie:** No! We've been attacked by this crazy girl that made us eat the horrible things those Earthlings call "cafeteria food".
**Timmy:** I hope you're happy, Tootie. Now we'll never even know why these gentle visitors came.
*(Chester and A.J. are confused)*
**Trixie:** Come closer, Timmy. *(Timmy walks up to Trixie and kisses her)*
**Chester:** Ew, he kissed an alien!
**Trixie:** I want you to help me and Ver out on a mission to take over Dimmsdale.
**Tootie:** Say what?
**Timmy:** I agree.
**A.J.:** *(gasp)* Timmy, you traitor!
**Timmy:** I think it's time you all knew the truth. *(pushes a button on his belly; revealing that Timmy is actually an Irken disguised as a human)*
**Tootie:** Timmy's an alien too?! What a shocking twist!
**Cosmo:** Silence, conspiracy girl! *(to Wanda and Poof)* Let's ditch these holo-jackets! *(pushes a button on his belly to turn off his hologram disguise, revealing to be a green-eyed SIR unit, same with Wanda and Poof; who are SIR units with pink and purple eyes, respectively)*
**Timmy:** Nothing will stand in our way, puny humans!
*(Timmy's SIR units destroy the wall as Timmy, Trixie and Ver walk to their spaceships and fly to the City Hall)*
**Trixie:** Are you the leader of this "town"?
**Mayor:** Yes, I am! Who are you?
**Timmy:** We are your new rulers and alien overlords.
**Mayor:** Well, I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords!
*(the crowd gasps)*
**Chester:** Well, Tootie, now that we've discovered the aliens, what are we going to do to stop them?
**Tootie:** (thinks; snaps fingers) I know!
*(the crowd gasps in anticipation)*
**Tootie:** There's nothing we can do about it, I'm afraid we're all doomed.
*(the crowd groans)*
**A.J.:** Such a buzzkill.

*(cut to a shot where Dimmsdale townspeople are being forced to endlessly turn a wheel and clean the Irken statue)*
**Trixie:** Mission accomplished, my Tallest.
**Red:** Good work, Trixie.
**Purple:** What did I tell ya? Those Dimmsdale earthlings don't stand a chance.
**Cosmo:** I'm gonna sing the doom song now. Doom, doom, doom, doo doom, doom *(Wanda turns Cosmo off)*
**Trixie:** Thanks. That green-eyed SIR unit's singing was annoying, anyway.

### Interlude 1

**Tootie:** So, what do you think?
**Ivan:** Being invaded by an advanced alien race and being really unprepared for it sounds pretty scary. I love it!
**Chester:** Same here.
**A.J.:** Ditto.
**Timmy:** Lies and slander!
**Tootie:** What do you mean?
**Timmy:** I can't believe you're making up all these lies about Trixie! You told the story about Trixie being an alien just as an excuse of jealousy towards her.
**Tootie:** No, I didn't!
**Timmy:** Would the Dimmsdale townspeople really be *that* stupid to easily surrender to an alien race?
**Tootie:** It was just a story, Timmy, it didn't have to be realistic. Can't you think of **one** thing you liked about my story?
**Timmy:** Well, I admit, the twist ending was kinda cool.
**Tootie:** Thank you!