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Shannon Brelevé

> Me too! And it was all because of you and your stupid magic pen!
>
> **Shannon Brelevé** to Vienne Boreal

**Shannon Brelevé** is a 11-year-old female Human Azure and one of the main protagonists of Magic the Gathering Musical. She is a Shadow spirit/Water spirit hybrid (Or an Azure). She was also formerly the Chevalier's author.

## Appearance

Shannon has short dark brown hair, light tan skin, and glasses.

## Personality

Shannon is sarcastic, but admires authority. She is sarcastic and quick tempered, but is also a good singer. She is judge-mental, funny, and has an IQ of 145. She show liking to the Chevalier more than any working girl, but not as much as Midnight Azure.

## Backstory

Shannon was taken in by the Chevalier when she was just about a year old. She soon became the most paid author in all of the kingdom, and was the Chevalier's personal author. Her known books are Moon over mystery and an unnamed nonfiction book.

## Relationships

### Chivalrous Chevalier

Shannon views the Chevalier as a parental figure and is fond of him. When he is defeated by Vienne and Azure, she is deviated, then brings her anger out on Azure. When the girls are going to the palace, Shannon mentioned she has "gotta prepare a speech". This is probably because they enjoy each others company.

### Vienne Boreal

Shannon doesn't like Vienne at the beginning of the play but eventually warms up to her bit by bit. When Vienne presents the dress to Shannon, Shannon later claims that she "doesn't like those two" meaning Vienne and Azure. Their currents status is frenemies.

### Indigo

Shannon respects Indigo and they seem to be friends who trust each other. Shannon lets both her and Azure have space when dancing.

### Midnight Azure

Shannon doesn't seem to trust Azure at the end of the play. She notes that she doesn't like Azure or Vienne at one point. Shannon however, returns gratitude to Azure when she allows her and Indigo to dance privately.

### Aurore Castelli

Aurore seems to trust Shannon, but not so that they personally talk. When Shannon and Vienne save Aurore from being a stone statue, Aurore seems most surprised Shannon helped.

### Beatrix Boone

Shannon jokes about Beatrix saying she is "Un-age appropriate?"

## Family Tree

N/A

== Quotes ==

Go to miss Tuttle’s orphanage?

I can’t see. But good guess

FIRE DRAINIUM TO COUNTER IT!

## Trivia

* Shannon is very short-tempered.
* Her favorite color is black.
* She hates dressing fancily.
When can I see my wife again?(Song)

When can I see my wife again is the main song of Jero's second album: When can I see my wife again?

## Lyrics

(introductory piano plays)

monologue:

They took everything man

Kids

Life

Wife

But

I'll show them

Harsh rant:

Yo dickheads

Why did justice get evicted

Cuz you got everything my dick did

Now you can be addicted

To stealing my dick kids

but when touch my little dick wife

your little dick eyes light up

well lemme just say

ill stab you with my dick knife

You got my wife

good job

You got my kids

good job

but look at them now

no job

no job

no job

(Stretched chorus)

Whennnn can i seeeeeeee my wife again

yeahha

they took my kids

they took my wife

and my lifee

(monolouge)

my world

all gone

just like the ending of a song

things i wish were there all gone

but

i can't cry forever

i got a job to do

(chorus)

Whennnn can i seeeeeeee my wife again

yeahha

they took my kids

they took my wife

and my lifee

yeah

Whennnn can i seeeeeeee my wife again

i can't

when can i breathe again

live again

love againnnnnnnnnn

(2 bars silence)

so ill kill them

ill stab and ill stab

till they feel my pain

i have nothing to gain

all i can do is drain
Double Dick

Double Dick was a member of the Bird Dick Daimyo, he also suffered from Dick Bird Syndrome

## Birth

The moment Double Dick was born he had two dicks, he was given the Sing Sing Draw Draw Drug and was told it was the only thing that could fix him due to its small chance of being able to fix the condition, it did not in fact it and it worsened the effects of his condition. He was named Double Dick by his parents because his parents wanted a quick laugh.

## Childhood

Due to his condition it led to him having a childhood where he was tormented and chased by local kids. Double Dick swore to himself to hide from everyone in his town.

## Teenage Years

Double Dick was a big believer in helping the people of Poor Poor Town in gaining a better stronghold in the society of the world, so he moved to Poor Poor Town and helped local communities grow, during this time he met Dick Bird and was shocked to find one of his own out in wild and when he was offered to join the newly formed group of his, he accepted and traveled across the lands.

## Death

After being imprisoned Double Dick was killed by the guards of the Rich Rich Ville Re-Education Camp during a escape.
Driving A Horse

Driving A Horse is the second song on the album Some People Love Me, But I love Me!.

## Lyrics

Down an old dirt road!

I grab a can of gas!

Start pouring that baby into my!

Into my!

Into my!

Horse!

Into my!

Into my!

Horse!

He'll be going up the mountains!

He'll be going down the hills!

He'll be going down to the valley bellooow!

Into my!

Into my!

Horse!

He'll be riding!

Down to the bar!

So we can buy a nice cold old beer!

Yeah!

Down an old dirt road!

I grab a cold beer!

Start pouring that baby into my!

Into my!

Into my!

Horse!

Into my!

Into my!

Horse!!!
DR dRe

dR dRe is the 2nd song in When can i see my wife again

## Lyrics

Hey little guy

How are you going?

How old are you?

5? aw so sweet

wanna know your life in 8 years?

(yea)

You'll wake up

No smile on your face

And think that your life is a waste

you'll hate yourself

ohh you'll hate yourself

you'll feel like life's worth nothing

you'll just stop doing somethin'

you'll feel like life is such a drain

someone will get addicted to crack cocaine

and you'll hate yourself

ohh you'll hate yourself

you will apologise to some guy

for been strange socially

and been unstable mentally

im okay you'll tell your friends

but the truth is you want it all to end

because

you hate yourself

yeah you hate yourself

you'll start listining to dr dre

you might think once or twice that your gay

(the happy one)

so much you want to say

like you don't want to see the light of day

(main melody cuts of)

but then you'll be 30

(main melody comes back)

and you'll love yourself

yeah you'll love yourself

yeah you'll love yourself

just kidding
Reganne

Reganne is a young girl who lives in **Hot Hot Hamlet**. She is a master of **Shōben**.

## Birth

When Reganne was born she snuggled an underage anime child and proceded to try to have a child with it.

## Childhood

Reganne was a curious child. She would often wonder what was outside of her small hot town and wanted to see. Sometimes she would get so bored that she would write in the sand telling someone to please bring her joy. But one day the boredom she wished to leave left but in the worst way possible. Her parents worked very hard for her to be happy to live a happy life, they would work from 6 am-12 am just so she could live a liveable life in the future. But one day a group of men came to the town and asked for every fruit to be piled up and put in the back of their truck, Reganne's parents refused as they needed to sell the fruit to keep Reganne educated and safe. But the crooks shot her parents and took the fruit leaving Reganne on her own.

## Teenage Years

As Reganne grew older she worked harder and harder so she could be able to sustain herself. She would fend off bandits and members of Oasis so she could keep the town she held so dearly safe. She would work so hard just to keep a small town of 500 people (at the time) safe but all of her defences would be proven worthless in the Raid Of Hot Hot Hamlet.

## Raid Of Hot Hot Hamlet

During the Raid Of hot hot hamlet Reganne fought with valor and power, but the overwhelming levels of Oasis members overflowing the streets and killing the many that helped this town to live, Reganne was shot directly in the leg causing her to be crippled for 3/4ths of the battle.

## Adult Years

Ever since the raid Reganne has been practicing Shōben so the next time a group attacks she can protect them.

## Attacks

Reganne uses her attacks to fight off Desert Bandits and members of Oasis.

* Loli Lover- Reganne will start fangirling over a loli causing anyone near her to shoot themself in boredom.
* Light Lover- Reganne will start fangirling over a mass murderer causing anyone near her to shoot themself in boredom.
* FBI- Reganne will set up a date with one of the enemies with one of her loli clones, she will call the FBI and they will arrive and kill the enenmy.
* Loli Clone- A large amount of lolis will appear and sexually harass the enenmy.
Communism

Communism is the 4th song in Jero's hit album I don't know why I have two legs.

This song is a special song made a by special boy.

## Lyrics

Communism

Do they ever learn?

What is there to gain

Oft... I yearn

So you thought Mao was good

Or Lenin and Stalin did what they should.

Your done

Your failed

Your about to get de-railed

So where does this start?

It starts with Marx

That dumb German

Who is the equivalent of a gay merman.

Why did you trust him?

He led to the murder of the majority of Russians.

So in reflection
What do polar bears jack off to

"What do polar bears jack off to" is the third song on the album **A Wo Wo Woooooo**.

## Lyrics

♩ When I see a Polar Bear! ♩

♩ Sometimes I do wonder! ♩

♩ I do ponder! ♩

♩ What do they jack off to! ♩

♩ Well I've got my own answers! ♩

♩ It's Quite Simple ♩

♩ They Jack Off To polar bears ♩

♩ When I see a Polar Bear! ♩

♩ Sometimes I do wonder! ♩

♩ I do ponder! ♩

♩ What do they jack off to! ♩

♩ Well I've got my own answers! ♩

♩ It's Quite Simple ♩

♩ They Jack Off To polar bears ♩

♩ They Jack Off To polar bears ♩

♩ They Jack Off To polar bearsssss!! ♩
Where did the Art go

Fart Fart Kingdom is the part of the first album made by Jero. It is a very lyrical song, which uses rap and rhyme to contrive deep meaning.

## Lyrics

"Hey man that's a nice artwork you got". "Oh thanks man". "Yeah man like I really love it". "Thanks I like, I practice a lot and you know times have been hard and-" (loud bang)

(a upbeat synth tune plays, almost like 80's pop music)

(lyrics come 2 bars after)

Gimme your artwork gimmie your money

Gimmie your life gimmie your wife

I need more people to do the laundry

I know your an artist a starving artist

A starving crying dying artist

But I'm a dealer

Who likes Wayne Wheeler

And "I need something to sell at the auction you know. I know I have already stockpiles of money and wealth but I gotta make money one way or the other you know."

I have no talent
I only see red

"I only see red" is the sixth song on the album **A Wo Wo Wo Woooooo**.

## Lyrics

♩ Why Do My Eyes Hurt? ♩

♩ I only see red! ♩

♩ Why did the label give this to me (Intresting Humor Baby!) ♩

♩ They Hurt me and force me to make music, just someone help (Wow we're making dark humor now!)

♩ (I love my dark humor!) ♩

♩ They kill homeless peo- (Going a little off track buddy! Baby!) ♩

♩ I can only see red! (Yeah!) ♩

♩ Just pain and no feeling (Woo Hoo!) ♩

♩ I feel like my eyes and burning (Like that orphanage!) ♩

♩ I feel like a canvas being painted (Ay!) ♩

♩ But ♩

♩ I only see red! (Yo!) ♩

♩ I only see red! (Woo!) ♩

♩ I only see redddd! (Yeah Yeah Yeah! ♩
No Name

"No Name" is eighth song on the album **A Wo Wo Wo Woooooo**. It is the only song to not have a name.

## Lyrics

♩ (Hey Guys its me! ♩

♩ (YEah I can't See) ♩

♩ ( I only see red) ♩

♩ (For Sure!) ♩

♩ (Just Pain Pain!) ♩

♩ (Like French BRead) ♩

♩ ( I feel so empty) ♩

♩ ( Because I haven't ate!) ♩

♩ (Yawnnnn I'm tired!) ♩

♩  (I feel like sleeping forever!) ♩

♩  ( You know what i'm going to sleep forever!) ♩

♩ (Good night guys!) ♩

♩ (Forever!) ♩

♩ (Ok does that cover up the murder good enough or not?) ♩

♩ (Yeah!)
Hot Hot Hamlet

Hot Hot Hamlet is a small town located north-east of Poor Poor Town.

## History

Hot Hot Hamlet was made after people from Rich Rich Ville hated the changing climate and decided they wanted to stay somewhere where it's always hot. Around 100 people came at first but some died due to Desert Bandits that roamed the area.

## Attacks

Many times Hot Hot Hamlet has been attacked by Desert Bandits and members of Oasis alike. Many have lost their lives to defending this town and many have lost everything because of these attacks, that's why Hot Hot Hamlet needs a strong military but the goverment says that they do not have the power to make a military, which is why people have made groups such as the Hot Hot Hamlet Defence Militia with only around 50 people are currently in. But despite all of this they have a strong commander who has prevented attacks for years, her name being Khloé.

## Food

Food in Hot Hot Hamlet is quite strange, it stretches from sausage rolls to fairy bread.
Shogun Chin-Chin~

Shogun Chin-Chin~ was a young man who was in the Bird Dick Daimyo, he also came from the Islands Of Weebs. He suffered from Dick Bird Syndrome (an after effect of using the Sing Sing Draw Draw Drug.)

## Childhood

As a child Chin-Chin~ would often spend his time reading his favorite comic called Two Pieces, he was rejected by most people and spent a lot of his time alone.

## Adult Years

The moment Chin-Chin~ turned 18 he bought some Sing Sing Draw Draw Drug so he could become someone successful instead of failing his family, but in the end the drug failed and he suffered from Dick Bird Syndrome. Now Chin-Chin~ was even more an outcast and decided to go to Poor Poor Town to meet other different people who would accept him for who he was, in the end he met a man by the name of Bird Dick and they became quite good friends and started a group by the name of Bird Dick Daimyo. Shogun Chin-Chin~ later passed away after trying to escape the Rich Rich Ville Re-Education Camp.
Jamming Jaimon

Jamming Jaimon is a member of the Clay Pirates.

## Birth

Jamming Jaimon was born in Rich Rich Ville and was deported the moment he was born due to fact that he looked "ugly" according to the mother.

## Childhood

Because he was in the middle of no where, Jaimon would often play music using the trees, branches, leaves and nuts. He would often explore outside and try to find somewhere where he could eat or sleep, he never found anything.

## Teenage Years

As a teenager Jaimon kept trying to find somewhere to sleep or eat. Eventually he did find somewhere and that town was Forest River, he was greeted with food and shelter to keep him safe. He promised to keep the town safe under the World Government.

## Adulthood

After keeping Forest River safe for 4 years, Jaimon was deployed in No Home Home Town to protect the people from the large presence of bandits that roamed the area. During his time at the camp he met 3 men who were also stationed at the camp, they became good buddies and helped the people of No Home Home Town refuge to Downtown Art Art Kingdom during the War Of Good Manners. Disgusted by the fact that the World Government was supporting the Rich Rich Ville Military to do such heinous things, Jaimon left and joined the Clay Pirates.

## FAQ

Q: What is Jamming Jaimon's favourite music genre?

A: Funk and Jazz.
Public Investigation Service

## Origins

The PIS was founded in 1845 by Daniel 'och Kreskn and Mat'h Ind'c. There purpose was to investigate publicly requested crime. They were founded after the Silencing of the Capitalist Advisors. The PIS was largely inactive in the Economic Freedom Age, as not much organized crime was active. However when Oasis was founded in 1900, they received a large amount more public cases.

## Operations

* The Silencing of the Capitalist Advisors
* The Oasis Crackdown I
* The Oasis Crackdown II
* The Oasis Crackdown III
* The Oasis Crackdown IV
* The Oasis Crackdown V
* The 1994 Assassination

## Links

The PIS was extensively linked to two departments of Art Art Kingdom:

The National Guard

The Art Art Kingdom Special National Operatives
Fart Fart Kingdom

Fart Fart Kingdom is the part of the first album made by Jero. It is contrived to be one of Jero's most controversial songs, with many criticizing, but others fanaticising.

## Lyrics

* Give me a reason to be happy
* Cuz I feel really crappy
* So can't you see
* The birds in the trees
* and the blood on my knees
* when will you learn
* (when will you learn)
* that
* this aint right
* this aint nice
* this aint a gift
* why are you like this
* fart fart kingdoooom
* (fart fart kingdoooom)
* fart fart kingdoooom
* (fart fart kingdoooom)
* fart fart kingdoooom
* (fart fart kingdoooom)
* fart fart kingdoooom
* (fart fart kingdoooom)
* drowning out
* dying down
* see your eyes
* greedy eyes
* greed in prise
* (greed in prise)
* why are you like this
* fart fart kingdoooom
* (fart fart kingdoooom)
* fart fart kingdoooom
* (fart fart kingdoooom)
* fart fart kingdoooom
* (fart fart kingdoooom)
* fart fart kingdoooom
* (fart fart kingdoooom)
* why are you like this
* why you like this
* when will you learn
* when will you learn
* this aint right
* this aint nice
* this aint a gift
* this aint a gift
The Death Of My Loved Ones (interlude)

**The Death Of My Loved Ones (interlude)** is the seventh song on the album **Pop Tunes For The Mentally Unstable**

## Lyrics

why do i lose so many of the people i love.

i love so many but i lose so many.

it's just pain.

dad come back to life.

please.

i miss you.

Yeah Daddy!

Come back so i can get some of that dick!

Let me suck it!

Let me stick it up my asshole!

Let me jank it!

Let me yank it!

The Death Of My Loved Ones!!

Is nothing compared to dads penis!
War Of Good Manners

The War Of Good Manners is a conflict between the former town of No Home Home Town and the infamous city of Rich Rich Ville.

## Reasoning

No Home Home Town was visiting Rich Rich Ville to trade wood/stone/etc for food, but everything went horribly wrong. First of all instead of sending diplomats they sent a group of drunk men who claimed to be "damp plough mats", they littered, vomited, pissed on people and most importantly they didn't wear shoes (a law in Rich Rich Ville).

## First Day

Angry and fueled up, the Rich Rich Ville Military declared war on No Home Home Town and sent fourteen divisions of tanks, planes and soldiers to kill everybody in No Home Home Town

## Second Day

As the soldiers approached, four men from the World Government who were currently stationed in No Home Home Town tried to inform Kenguru that war crimes were about to be committed but kengru's response was "Yeah I know, I gave them more guns."

## Third Day

On this day a large portion of the army arrived and started burning and killing innocent civilians. Meanwhile the four men were taking refuges to Downtown Art Art Kingdom so they can stay safe.

## Fourth Day

At this point most of No Home Home Town is gone and the small military trying to protect others has failed causing the people to finally have to surrender, the Rich Rich Ville military declines the offer and continues to burn and kill people.

## Fifth Day

No Home Home Town currently has a population of 0. The people who were saved are now keeping refuge in Downtown Art Art Kingdom with the newly formed Clay Pirates.

## Conclusion

In conclusion the **War Of Good Manners** was a decisive victory for Rich Rich Ville.
James

James is a starving-drug-addict artist who was born in Art Art Kingdom. He is the only user of Kokain in the world.

## Birth

When James was born he grabbed a bag of crack cocaine and snorted the entire thing, he then placed sunglasses on his head and has not taken them off since.

## Childhood

James was a big artist when he was a child, he would draw everything he saw and he would sumbit to his school. But no one liked james art works and they would neglect him and tell him to stop drawing because "it looks so horrible" and "what are you even drawing?!" But despite all of this harsh talk to him James kept drawing.

## Teenage Years

During James teenage years he got addicted to cocaine and started to feel a sort of power in his body, he realised that he had unlocked the sarced power of Kokain and started to use it for his artworks and protection.

## Adult Years

James mainly makes artworks for now, but he recently opened his new muesem by the name of "Modern Art For Modern People."

## Attacks

James attacks are mostly used for his benefit.

* Narkomania- James will inject drugs into his system and become incredibly buff.
* Moja żona to krowa- James will get his wife out of the kitchen and straight into the battlefield.
* Miecz kokainowy- James will make a sword out of cocaine and use it against the enemy.
* Kocham Hitlera- James will turn into hitler.
Clay Pirates

The Clay Pirates are a group of pirates located in Downtown Art Art Kingdom.

## Origins

The Clay Pirates were formed after four former Art Art Kingdom army soldiers had been deserted and blamed for may a war crime. After being imprisoned they broke out and found there way to No Home Home Town were they were greeted with food and drink, they explained what happened to the locals and they were shocked. After the War Of Good Manners, the four soldiers promised to the dying civilians that they would protect the fleeing families from the invaders. They arrived at Downtown Art Art Kingdom after the chase and bought houses for each family using the money they stole from invaders trucks.

Members Of Clay Pirates
The Battle Of Goose

The Battle Of Goose was a skirmish between the **Poor Poor Town Military** and the newly formed **Goose Army** over a lake in the city center of Poor Poor Town.

## Reasoning

The Battle Of Goose occured due to rogue militia geese who wanted to take over Poor Poor Town started to attack homeless people who slept near the lake and around the city center and then the geese delcared war.

## Day 1

On day 1 the Goose Army pushed up to an area of the Grasslands and stayed there for the rest of the day. No response from the Poor Poor Town Military.

## Day 2

On the second day the Goose Army was taken more land without any protest and also got plenty of seeds and reeds to feed soilders in the battle. No response from the Poor Poor Town Military.

## Day 3

The geese kept taking more land and also now have more land to produce **Goose Guns** at a steady rate. Two soilders try to visit the park and get attacked, no response from the Poor Poor Town Military.

## Day 4

Day 4 was the last day of the war, due to a man by the name of **Old Man Gerry The Goose** saw what the Geese were doing and tried to tell them that these people are the people who give them bread everyday but no one would listen. So he planted Goose Bombs all around the trenches of the Geese then he blew them up, he killed 99.9% of the duck population at the time.

## Ending

The geese felt bad and wrote a aplogy note known as "**Goose Apolegy**."
Former Tennessee Governor Joseph Brosnahan

**Born:** | Joseph Brosnahan
 **Political party:** | Republican - 1856-1877
Federalist - 1852
 **Spouse(s):** | Felicity Brosnahan

Joseph Patrick William Brosnahan - October 8th 1795 - November 25th 1877 was the 17th Governor of the State of Tennessee from 1859-1863, he was one of the Most controversial Politicians in American History, Mostly responsible of the Brosnahanist Revolt of 1856 in an attempt to cede from the United States following the 1856 United States Presidential election

* Early Life

Joseph Patrick William Brosnahan was born in New York at the night of October 8th 1795

* Serving the country in a time of war

Joseph fought the war of 1812 against the British invasion

* Political Career

Brosnahan first ran as a Federalist in the 1848 Presidential election but failed.
Shōben

Shōben is one of **The Three Powers**, using Shōben you need to be one with the piss, being conscious of the piss, controling the piss, mastering the piss and finally being able to piss whenever.

## Birthplace Of Shōben

Shōben was born in **Piss Piss Valley** by an old man who was drinking from the valley and started to notice that he could control the piss from his cup, he was the first master.

## Powers

Shōben can be used for Powers, to do this you need to reach a level of mastery that you can put holes in walls with Shōben. These are called **Shōben Powers**.
The Three Powers

The Three Powers are powers that can be achieved by training with Cum, Shit and Piss. These powers go by the names of **Kamingu**, **Tawagoto** and **Shōben**.

## Orgins

The orgins of The Three Powers all come from one district by the name of **Kimyōna District**. Only some know the orgins of The Three Powers being united, but they refuse to tell others. Some believe that they were always united, but others believe they got united once people understood the full power of them.

## Masters

There is only one master of **The Three Powers**, his name being **Keiei-gaku shūshi**.
Kenguru

Kenguru is the current Admiral/Leader of the World Government.

## Childhood

Kenguru had an incredibly rough upbringing, his mother died when he was born and his father died when he was 4 years old. Learning to make for himself Kenguru would often have to eat dead rodents in the forest to stay alive. Kenguru trained every day so one day he could jump so high we could see his mother and father in heaven, eventually he realized that he would have to fight the guards protecting heaven so he trained for combat as well.

## Teenage Years

During his teenage years Kenguru kept training and training. Also during this time he met an old marine fishing by a dock, he said to the marine "Ah I'm so hungry..", the old marine got up and grabbed their bucket of fish and told Kenguru to come back to their house. At the house the man cooked all the fish and gave it to Kenguru, he was shocked and thanked the man with his life, he begged and he begged if there was anything he could do to repay him, the old man responded with 4 words "Become an Army Solider." The moment Kenguru heard that he ran towards the army recruitment point and became a chore boy.

## Adulthood

Kenguru climbed the ranks of the Army and became a **Rear Admiral**. He fought against the Clown Pirates, the Clay Pirates and the infamous Snow Men. Eventually Kenguru came to be the Main Admiral of the **World Government** after fighting Sir Art for the position which resulted in Sir Art resigning.

## FAQ

* Kenguru likes tea and biscuits.
* Kenguru likes cooking soup with a metal spoon.
AURB

The AURB (formally Aristocratic Union of Reformative Branches) was a group founded in the 1900's, and has long being a strong political contender of other parties because of their harsh reforms. The AURB has changed the foreign policies inside of the Rich Rich Ville government, it achieved this through strong amounts of bribery, blackmail, political propaganda, murder and silencing.

## Founder and Ideology

The AURB's founder was Havel Coleman. Coleman strived to reform Rich Rich Ville into a state of economic freedom and freedom of the people. Havel wrote his ideas in the Book of Truths, he would often remark on the "freedom of the people" and "a bond between the people and government".

## The 1910 election

The 1910 election was the election that changed the AURB's policy and ideology, as in it the AURB lost to the OGCP in a landslide.
Bomb Planted

**Bomb Planted** is the second song on the album **Pop Tunes For The Mentally Unstable.**

## Lyrics

Wake up in the morning!

Feel the lovely breeze!

See the wind is moving!

All of the summer leaves!

Then I put my hand!

In my bag!

Pull out a little sqaure!

Place it on the ground!

Open up my mouth!

And Yell!

(And Yell!)

Bomb Planted!

Bomb Planted!

I chanted!

The world will no longer take me for granded!

Bomb Planted!

I ranted!

I felt enchanted!

Bomb Planted!!!
3at

3at is a member of the Clown Pirates.

## Childhood

3at childhood was spent in a lake filled with flamingos, because he is a flamingo. One day 3at cut of the right side of his body and killed his younger brother and cut off his right side and replaced it with his missing piece. Shocked and scared the people of Flamingo Town kicked 3at out of the town.

## Teenage Years

As a teenager 3at has spent most of his time in the city of Rich Rich Ville where he resides with the Clown Pirates.

## FAQ

* 3at favorite food is prawn and his least favorite food is mud cake.
* 3at uses Tawagoto but has yet to master it to the point where he can use Tawagoto Powers.
Bang Bang

**Bang Bang** is the first song on the album **Pop Tunes For The Mentally Unstable**

## Lyrics

Bang Bang I come in the room!

Bang Bang I come for you!

Bang Bang I shoot them all!

Just to show my love!!!

Bang Bang I come to the funeral!

Bang Bang I shoot at the mural!

Bang Bang I shoot them all!

Just to show my love!!!

You may not love me!

But I do love you!

And if you don't start loving me soon!!

Well...

Bang Bang I come to the wedding!

Bang Bang I shoot your groom!

Bang Bang I shoot them all!

Just to show my love!!!
King Of Art Art Kingdom

The King Of Art Art Kingdom is the owner of Art Art Kingdom. He also goes by the name Cowingtion Cow.

## Birth

When Cowingtion Cow was born he pissed everywhere, then said "goo goo gooooo ga ga ga ga", truly masterful words from a wise man.

## Arrests

The KIng Of Art Art Kingdom's first arrest occured after he painted a piece of art depicting him pissing on the **Rich Rich Ville Police Force**, he **was imprisoned for two days**.

His second arrest occured after he punched a police officer and then claimed "I was just giving him directions."

## Art Pieces

Though he is the KIng Of Art Art Kingdom most of his art piece are not allowed to be showed to the public because "they would hurt their puny anti art eyes", the king has only showed one of his pieces named "My Picnic Trip With Daddy", he drew this on his 30th.
My life is a pill

My life is a pill is the 3rd song in Jero's hit album I don't know why I have two legs.

## Lyrics

I've been enslaved

I've been raped

My life is only a game

What is there to gain?

(what is there to gain?)

My life is a pill

Can't see the sun staring out the window silll

Spare me some love

Spare me some love

cause loves all that i feel

I can't sleep,

What is there to keep?

Why need to be alive ?

i only deprive you

(deprive you )

My life is a piiiiiiillllllllllll!

Always have to kneeeeelllll!

I can't feel

I can't breathe

So

Give me this wreath
Sometimes I shit blood

"Sometimes I shit blood" is the second song on the album **A Wo Wo Woooooo**.

## Lyrics

♩ Sometimes I wake in the morning, And I feel something creeping up my asscrack.. ♩

♩ But I wonder to myself!!! ♩

♩ What could that be! ♩

♩ Is it a key? ♩

♩ Is it a bee? ♩

♩ Is it a mandarin orange tree? ♩

♩ Is it herbal tea? ♩

♩ Is it a australian winter pea? ♩

♩ Is it a jungermanniaceae? ♩

♩ Is it the east china sea? ♩

♩ No, No, No! ♩

♩ It's blood.. ♩

♩ Dripping down my ass (Woo Hoo) ♩

♩ Going everywhere!! ♩

♩ About to stain the pain that i'm feeling! (Yeah!!) ♩

♩ I can fingerpaint! ♩

♩ I can faint! ♩

♩ I can make a complaint! ♩

♩ I can become a patorn saint! (And touch some kids!!!) ♩

♩ And now i'm in in restraint for pedophila! ♩

♩ Yeah Yeah!! ♩

♩ Sometimes I shit blood! ♩

♩ Sometimes I shit blood! ♩

♩ Sometimes I shit blooddd! ♩
Bird Dick

Bird Dick is a man who was heavily affected by the Sing Sing Draw Draw Drug.

## Birth

When Bird Dick formally known as Ben Long Johnson was born he was given the Sing Sing Draw Draw Drug so he could become a famous singer but instead he ended up getting Dick Bird Syndrome and was not able to control his bird penis erection at all, which caused his parents to rename him to "Bird Dick" and abandon him.

## Childhood

As a child Bird Dick spent his times in the forests where he would talk to the birds using his dick. Later on in his childhood he would move to the infamous town of Poor Poor Town and would meet many others who suffered from Dick Bird Syndrome, they decided to make a group by the name of "Bird Dick Daimyo".

## Adult Years

Bird Dick and his group would travel across the lands and discover many things that would change their lives. But on one faithful day Bird Dick and his group would accidently travel to the Rich Rich Ville Re-Education Camp and end up being put into due to the syndrome they suffered from. During this time Bird Dick cut of his penis and tried to run away with his friends, but due his friends using a faulty rusty knife that not only ended up killing them but also ended up them to explode into pieces which awoke the guards. Bird Dick was able to get away but he lives with shame and fear and refuses to leave his small cabin in the town of Forest River.
Rich Rich Ville

Rich Rich Ville is a City located north of **Poor Poor Town**.

## Orgins

Rich Rich Ville was made after rich people from **Normal Kingdom** decided they claimed that poor people were giving their kids autism. When the begining on the town was being made they saw some homeless people trying to cross the border between their town and Poor Poor Town and made a massive stone wall with machine guns and 200,000 soilders protecting the border 24/7.

## Conflicts

The first conflict that Rich Rich Ville had was with **No Home Home Town.** After inhabitants vistied Rich Rich Ville and trashed the place, so the Rich Rich Ville Military sent their entire military to **No Home Home Town** and killed everybody.

Another conflict is known as the **Rich Rich Poor Poor Conflict** where the people of Rich Rich Ville were sick of the slight smell of garbage being burnt so they killed 99% of the population and took 99.9% of their gdp to spend on new clothes for the **Minster Of Rich Rich Ville**.

## Tradition

In Rich Rich Ville it is quite common to burn orphans to make perfume it is known as "**Les orphelins en feu sentent super bon!"**

Another tradition known by many is **Burn The Homeless** where people who earn less than 300,000 dollars a year are burned to death.

## History

Rich Rich Ville has a strong traditon of having absoulte retards who live there. Such features of retards are *Trump Supporters, Republican Party Supporters, Libertarian Party Supporters, CCP Supporters, Liberal Party Supporters, Slavery Supporters, Conservatives, Pro-Life Supporters, Nazis, One Nation Supporters, Anarcho Capitalism Supporters, Levi, "Taiwan is not a country!!" Supporters, Facism Supporters, Minarchism Supporters, Anarchism Supporters, Monarchism Supporters, Populism Supporters, Religio-political Supporters, Corporatism Supporters, Free Market Supporters, Closed Market Supporters, No Market Supporters, Local Market Supporters, Every Market Supporters, Fruit Market Supporters, Gun Politics Supporters, Non Gun Politics Supporters, Every Gun Politics, Local Gun Politics, Anti Feminism Feminsts, God Supporters, Anti-God Supporters, Every God Supporters, Vegtable Market God Supporters, Mario Politics, Chiefdom Supporters, Democracy Supporters, Socialist Supporters, Democratic-Socialist Supporters, Stalinist Supporters, Capitalism Supporters, Authoritarianism Suporters* and to finish it off there is one type of people who are just so retarded it gets even more retarded and these people are **Centrists**.
Poor Poor Town Military

The Poor Poor Town Military is force of soilders who protect, fight and clean Poor Poor Town.

## Orgins

The Poor Poor Town Military was made during the Rich Rich Poor Poor Conflict to protect the country from outsiders.

## Operations

The first Operation conducted by the Poor Poor Town Military was **Operation Counter Attack** where they set a field of soilders wielding pitchforks and planned to make them charge at tanks, the operation failed horribly.

   The second operation known as **Operation Goose** (The Battle Of Goose) was conducted after a band of wild geese took over a small public park and two Military soilders was sent to check out the "*new cafe*". At first it seemed that the geese had the clear advantage because they had fully automatic **Goose Tanks** and **Goose Guns** which were being handed out a steady pace, but then a goose by the name of **Old Man Gerry The Goose** saw what was happening and he was shocked, he knew the only reason the geese came here was because they got fed bread by the people of this town and know they're attacking them, so he planted **Goose Bombs** all around the trenchs where the Geese Soilders stationed and he blew them up, around 99.9% of the geese living there died.

The Third and final Operation is known as **Operation Protest** where 8 hippes from Protest Protest Ville protested about the 5000 people per house rule that was just put into the offical laws, so the Military was sent to deal with them. It ended in an outstanding victory where the military eliminated all 8 of the hippies and suffered no losses.
The Map of the World

The map of the world is a map made by Pene la Polla, it is used by all countries and is the oldest artefact found in the world. In 600 BCE Polla created the map, displaying the territories. The map is far outdated today, so there are multiple versions of it, the most recent version was made in 1960 after The War for Art and since hasn't been changed.
Swings!

"Swings!" is the first song on the album **2 Songs About My Childhood!**

## Lyrics

I used to swing on swings!

I pushed a toddler off a swing to use it!

Why don't toddlers just move out the way!

I can see the moon from my swing!

But I cannot see the sun!

Because it's facing the other way!

Yeah!

At least I knew how the sun worked back then!

Because I most likely would've had skin cancer if it was in the other direction!

I am a master with the sun!

I'm like Ra the sun god!

I can protect myself from the sun!

And control the sun!

Some say "You are not the god of the sun!"

But I say!!

"I didn't get sun cancer!"

"What can you prove against that!"

That doesn't mean much!

Well I do not care!

Because!!

I used to swing on swings!

I pushed off a baby off a swing to use it!

Why don't babies just move out the way!
The Tale of The World

The tale of the world is the story of the entire world the kingdoms rule. It's origins are largely unknown but some sources say it was born from the steps of the temple Kuthues, however there have been numerous reports of it coming from the sea's of Pelanchio

## Story

The story of The Tale of The World has been published millons of times by monks accross the world,
Poor Poor Town Police Force

The Poor Poor Town Police Force is a force of officers who protect Poor Poor Town from crime.

## Orgins

The Poor Poor Town Police Force was created by the Poor Poor Town Goverment when they realised that the crime rate was a little bit to high (at 99.9 crimes commited per 100 people), so they started to deploy the police officers around the town to protect it.

## Effectiveness

The crime rate has increased to 100 crimes per 100 people which tells you the effectiveness of the police force.
Piss Piss Toile

Piss Piss Toile is a group of 4 **Shōben** masters who make art.

## Orgins

**Piss Piss Toile** started when a group of young men were practicing **Shōben Powers**, one of the young men (on break) was painting a drawing using his piss, 3 men came up to him and took quite a fancy to what he was doing, they decided to make a group of artists to practice **Shōben Powers** and practice Piss Art.

## Controversies

Many people from Poor Poor Town do not like Piss Piss Toile as the motto of the group is **"Homeless piss on the floor, we piss on canvas!"**
Drugs Inserted

**Drugs Inserted** is the sixth song on the album **Pop Tunes For The Mentally Unstable**

## Lyrics

I was on the bus the other day!

And I saw a homeless man sleeping!

So I inserted drugs into him!

Drugs Inserted!

Drugs Inserted!

Drugs Inserted!

I was at a bakery the other day!

And I saw an old man trip and fall!

So I inserted drugs into him!

Drugs Inserted!

Drugs Inserted!

Drugs Inserted!

I was at a funeral the other day!

And I saw a mother cry at her 5 year old sons death!

So I inserted drugs into her!

Drugs Inserted!

Drugs Inserted!

Drugs Inserted!

Many times I have inserted drugs into people!

But they don't understand why!

it's because i'm mentally insane.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Notio

Notio is an musical artist who made albums such as "**2 songs about my Childhood!**" , "**Some People Love Me,** **But I love Me!****"** and "**A Wo Wo Wo Woooooo".**

## Childhood

Notio would always play music no matter where he was, he would play at school, he would play while sleeping, he would play while he was at the funeral for his mother, he would play when he was falling off a mountain. No matter the timing he would play, which some say is a bad thing, but in his words "*Music, Music, Yeah, Yeah, Music, Is, A, A, A, Great, Thing, Thing, Woo, Woo, Yeah."*

## Record Label

Notio is signed under **Art Art Kingdom Records** mainly for the profit and pain/suffering.
Poor Poor Town

Poor Poor Town is a Town located underneath Rich Rich Ville.

## Orgins

Poor Poor Town was made becuase the Goverment Of Rich Rich Ville did not want people making less than 200,000 dollars a year in their sight. A massive wall was built between the towns so the people of Rich Rich Ville would not have to witness the poor people.

## Conflicts

The first conflict that occured in Poor Poor Town was **The Battle Of Goose** which occured at a lake which **The Goose Army** had taken over , the battle resolved in 700 dead geese and 2 injured Poor Poor Town Military Soilders.

Another conflict that many historians say that this is most funny conflict of all time. Where nearly ten thousand orphans who used to live in Rich Rich Ville were burned to death by **The Poor Poor Town Police Force** because "They felt like it was the right thing to do."

In Protest Protest Ville they said that the minium of 5000 per house was "inhumane" and "cruel", so the **Poor Poor Town Millitary** sent a small force of 200,000 armed homeless men to "fight back for our rights", they killed all the protesters (8 hippies.)

The most well known conflicts of all is Poor Poor Rich Rich Conflict, where 99% of the population of Poor Poor Town was killed (40 million), the homeless that were left hid in holes for 4 years.

Another conflict that involved **Poor Poor Town** was the 1987 desert conflict. It is one of the most notable conflicts in history, as it was the first conflict that Rich Rich Ville exercised the use of Long Range Missiles and Rockets.

## History

    Poor Poor town is made from a large collective group of Homeless People, Communism Supporters and Mentally Unstable People. It is believed that many came from the destroyed town of **No Home Home Town** and needed a new place that looked like the result of having a meal from Taco Bell.

## Flag

The flag of Poor Poor Town was made by a Starving-Drug-Addict Artist by the name of **James.**
Pistol Pulled

**Pistol Pulled** is the fourth song on the album **Pop Tunes For The Mentally Unstable.**

## Lyrics

The moon was fading!

And I saw my fate!

A young man came out of a bush with a rake!

He said to me in a very loud voice!

"Give me all your money you little hipster boy!"

But little did the fool know!

I had a pistol and he was about to turn into an ice crystal!

So I shot him four times and proceded to say!

"Pistol Pulled" Also I'm Gay!
The government killed my wife

The government killed my wife is the part of the first album made by Jero.

## Lyrics

It's a beautiful dayyyyy (oh yeahh)

I feel so gay.

I love this song

More than I love Mao Zu Dong

(More than Mao Zu Dong?)

(Mao Zu Dong?)

I walk home

To my home

Then i..See my

Wife on the floor

Dead

And then i say...

The government killed my wife

My wife

My wife

My wife

The CCP killed my wife

My wife

My wife

I better run for my life.
Clown Cat

Clown Cat is the leader of the group Clown Pirates.

## Childhood

Clown Cat grew up on a small fishing boat off the coast of No Home Home Town, he would often fish and swim.

## Teenage Years

As a teenager Clown Cat would raid small fishing huts and markets, he gained the title "Clown Cat" because he would have so much blood on his face that he would look like a clown. The world government put a bounty on his head when he was just 14.

## Adult

Clown Cat has grew a name for himself by creating the pirate group Clown Pirates.
Body Hidden

**Body Hidden** is the eighth song on the album **Pop Tunes For The Mentally Unstable.**

## Lyrics

Sometimes you walk in the garbage room in your apartment complex!

And ponder!

Could I hide bodies here!

Well today I tried that out!

I murdered my girlfriend and her boyfriend!

And placed them inside my garbage room!

The police knocked on my door!

They said "Why do you have dead bodies in front of your door?"

I said "Sorry I was using drugs and killed my girlfriend and her boyfriend!"

The police said "Dude that's murder"

I said "You're next!"

I stabbed him four times in his left arm, right arm and his chest!

Then I hid his body right in the garbage room!

And went back home!

To sleep all night!
Rich Rich Ville Re-Education Camp

The Rich Rich Ville Re-Education Camp is a questionable camp that holds people who are classified as \*\*criminals\*\* by the Rich Rich Ville Military.

## Origins

The camp was made for people in Rich Rich Ville who would donate a portion of their money to charity and the camp would try to \*\*re-educate\*\* them into believing that donating the money to the government would be a smarter idea.

## Deaths

Most famously the group of Bird Dick Daimyo was eliminated here (except Bird Dick.)
Gǒu shǐ fānbù

**Gǒu shǐ fānbù** is a group of **Tawagoto** masters who make modern art.

## Orgins

The members of Gǒu shǐ fānbù grew up near **Shit Shit Lake** and practiced **Tawagoto** everyday, everyday they wished to star in a play where they used **Tawagoto** to impress the crowd. So when they grew old they went to **Rich Rich Ville** to impress the people with their **Tawagoto**, so they arrived and started their show on the streets of **Down Town Rich Rich Ville**, people were disgusted saying things like "*This is vile!", "Not on me, NOT ON ME!", "Why is your shit red what the fuck is your diet my guy?",* sad and overwhelmed they walked in shame while people screamed and yelled at them, but then they saw a naked homeless artist being beaten up by a group of police officers, he was being beaten so hard that shit came out of his ass and landed on the canvas he was drawing on, all at the same time they had the same idea to make **Shit Modern Art**.
No Home Home Town

No Home Home Town was a town located east of Rich Rich Ville.

## Origins

No Home Home Town was created after a republican and a communist fell in love and wanted to make a town together, in both cultures it's rare for people to have houses so they named the town **"No Home Home Town"** they started inviting all of their friends and family to go live in No Home Home Town.

## Conflicts

No Home Home Town only had one conflict where they needed food because many people couldn't afford or had their crops/food stolen so they decided to go to **Rich Rich Ville** to ask for some food in exchange for wood/stone/etc. When they got there they started to trash the place, throwing trash on the ground, pissing on people, vomiting on rich people and most importantly not wearing shoes. So when they visited the King, he declined and he said he would send an army to destroy their town because what they did to them, they ran as fast as they could but they were shot just before they could get on their horses. Rich Rich Ville invaded and took everything and the ones who escaped went to Art Art Kingdom.

## Flag

The flag of No Home Home Town was created by **The King Of Art Art Kingdom** as a gift.