Applejack SquarePants Theme Song

The Theme Song for Applejack Squarepants is the same as SpongeBob's Theme Song, and it's shown at the beginning of every episode of Applejack SquarePants.

## Normal Lyrics

* Captain Celeano: "Are You Ready kids?"
* Kids: "Aye, Aye, Captain Celeano."
* Captain Celeano: "Can You Talk Louder?"
* Kids (Louder): "Aye, Aye, Captain Celeano."
* Captain Celeano: "Sounds good to me, Oooooooohhhh....Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
* Kids: "Applejack Squarepants."
* Captain Celeano: "Absorbent and Orange, and Porus is she."
* Kids: "Applejack Squarepants."
* Captain Celeano: "If Farmable Nonsense be something you dig."
* Kids: "Applejack Squarepants."
* Captain Celeano (Doing the voice of Porker): "Then drop on the deck on flop like this pig."
* Kids: "Applejack Squarepants."
* Captain Celeano: "Ready?"
* Captain Celeano and Kids: "Applejack Squarepants, Applejack Squarepants, Applejack Squarepants."
* Captain Celeano: "Applejack, Squarepants!"
* (Captain Celeano laughs as Applejack plays the air whistle then makes a small face with a wink)

## Christmas Who Lyrics

* Captain Celeano: "Ready for Christmas, kids?"
* Kids: "Aye, Aye, Captain Celeano."
* Captain Celeano: "Can you talk louder?"
* Kids (Louder): "Aye, Aye, Captain Celeano!"
* Captain Celeano: "Sounds good to me, Oooooooohhhh..."
* Christmas Chorus: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Applejack Squarepants, absorbing and orange and porus is she? Applejack Squarepants, If Farmable nonsense be something you dig, Applejack Squarepants, Then Drop on the deck and flop like a pig, Applejack Squarepants, Applejack Squarepants, Applejack Squarepants, Applejack Squarepants, It's the Applejack Christmas Miracle."

## Movie Lyrics

* Pirate Ponies: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Applejack Squarepants, absorbent and orange and porus is she? Applejack Squarepants, If Farmable nonsense be something you dig, Applejack Squarepants, then Drop on the deck and flop like a pig, Applejack Squarepants, Applejack Squarepants, Applejack Squarepants, Applejack Squarepants (x3)"

## Whatever Happened to Applejack? Lyrics

* Captain Celeano: "Are you ready, kids?"
* Kids: "Aye, Aye, Captain Celeano."
* Captain Celeano: "Can You Talk Louder?"
* Kids (Louder): "Aye, Aye, Captain Celeano!"
* Captain Celeano: "Sounds good to me, Oooooooohhhh...Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
* Kids: "Whojack Whatpants."
* Captain Celeano: "Absorbent and orange, and porus is she?"
* Kids: "Whojack Whatpants."
* Captain Celeano: "If Farmable nonsense be something you dig."
* Kids: "Whojack Whatpants."
* Captain Celeano (Doing the voice of Porker): "Then drop on the deck and flop like a pig."
* Kids: "Whojack Whatpants."
* Captain Celeano: "Ready."
* Captain Celeano and Kids: "Whojack Whatpants, Whojack Whatpants, Whojack Whatpants."
* Captain Celeano: "Whojack Whatpants."
* (Captain Celeano laughs as Applejack plays the air whistle then makes a small face with a wink)

## Truth or Apple Lyrics

* Fortune Teller Celeano: "Are you ready kids?"
* Kids: "Aye, aye, Captain Celeano."
* Fortune Teller Celeano: "Can You Speak Louder?"
* Kids (Louder): "Aye, aye, Captain Celeano!"
* Fortune Teller Celeano: "Sounds good to me, Ha Ha, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
* Kids: "Applejack Squarepants."
* Fortune Teller Celeano: "Absorbent and orange and porus is she?"
* Kids: "Applejack Squarepants."
* Fortune Teller Celeano: "If Farmable nonsense be something you dig."
* Kids: "Applejack Squarepants."
* Fortune Teller Celeano: "Then drop on the deck and flop like a pig."
* Kids: "Applejack Squarepants