Would the Real Three Eyed Mutant Deranged Probably Son of Palpatine Please Stand Up

*Feels like it's been ages, but we finally concluded our read-through of the literary classic. This episode is about chapters 5 to 7 (plus the glossary) of The Glove of Darth Vader.*

## Episode 141

### Director

Rogue Seven

**If they were a** :  Bath and Body Works Signature Scent

== **A Star Wars Question**: ==
Dafuq happened to our boy Wyl Lark????

**Highlights:**
\* "There is an inverse relationship between the quality of a Star Wars book and the number of Death Stars in it." -Chekhov's Death Star
\*  Little Frog Drum
\* "If 2020 was a fruit, it would be a Coconut." - Rogue Six
\* "Really hard to bite, tastes like hair." - Rogue Three
\* "Getting Gavin'd" Star Wars trope: When a sweet soft boy is given facial hair shortly before their soul is crushed into a million pieces.
\* "Alexander Freed is very good with deadlines." he has the DEAD part down at least.
\* "I forgot about Dark Greetings" - Rogue Leader
\* Saf: "Nobody wants to eat Yoda" Ash: "Speak for yourself."
\* Emu Noise 23:30
\* "Attack when the odds are overwhelmingly against you" is totally a Jedi saying, but only if the only Jedi you are listening to is Anakin Skywalker.

Dramatic Reading: Chapter number 6 (Narrator is Meg, Trioculos is Ash, Grand Moff Hissa is Saf, Loser and Winner Aqualish and MD is Danny,) aka "Gadran's Revenge"

* "What is snarling?"
\* "This is the best book since the Courtship of Princess Leia" -Heath
\* Whaledons vs Purgil, the only time Meg is not on Team Tentacle!
\* I'm getting a lot of questions about the Valley of the Giant Oysters that I think my Valley of the Giant Oysters T-shirt already answers.
\* Rey has three buns, for three eyes. The bun that makes it through TLJ covers her third eye.
\* Rey is for sure bi clops if you read check the Finn/Rey/Rose tag on AO3.
\* Ash and Saf both have bad left knees. This is where the Horse Mother held them when she dipped them in the trough of Styx.
\* EVERYBODY has to share the naked time EGG.
\* Old Luke Skywalker = The Dude
\* Ash's super power, always has a kazoo.
\* Meg's super power, always has scissors.
\* Saf broke her first kazoo because she didn't know to HUM.
\* Imperial March on Kazoo 1:01:35, 1:14:55
\* Anakin's Force Ghost is an Ewok Cryptid
\* The Sacred Jedi Texts is the first edition Jedi Prince omnibus.
* Rogue Podron: Bringing Awkward Attention Seekers together since 2015

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**
What part of Darth Vader's armor would you covet due to prophecy and why?

**Rogue Leader**: Ocular part of the helmet so she could have the computer data on everyone.

**Rogue Six**: Lower Back Armor of Darth Vader so he can have good posture. or the Legs, to be tall.

**Rogue Three**: The helmet cape. Because it's a helmet cape.

**Rogue Nine**: The Legs, to have better knees.

===**Glistener Responses:**===
\* Matthew McKinny - No armor, ashes from the funeral pyre to blow into Luke's face.
\* Yubsie - The boots, useful in a Canadian winter. If just one boot, then it would still be good for curling.
\* Abigail - Jaw piece, it imbues talent with the harmonica.
\* Rustic Eyebrows - Codpiece, should be self explanitory.
\* A Rebel to the End - the cape, to protect against the coming fashion apocalpyse.
\*Dinner Leader - Chestbox, unite the galaxy with sick electronic beats.
\* Jason Flatt - Red Eye socket, to see the world through rose colored glasses.
Bonus Besalisk Poem!
\* Mike - Chest Armor, because Clone Wars reference.
\* Mika - Armor of the left little toe, it unleashed Vader's greatest powers when he stubbed it.
\* Liam- Helmet, so people would think he was Vader for a laugh.
\* Nathan - The boots, prophecy states these boots are gonna walk all over you.
\* Darksapian - The Harmonica, to play the most beautiful tones.
\* Bentham's Icon - The Belt, because tactical pants retaining system

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Liam from Danny, Jason from Heath, Abigail from Ash, Darksapians from Meg, Dinner from Saf