The Last Laugh

Pick a Card MedalAnnouncement**The Last Laugh** is an Order themed Global Event released on January 3, 2020.

## Timeline

* Released: January 3, 2020
* Rerun: June 18, 2021

## Flavor Text

* June 18, 2021 Rerun
* January 3, 2020 Release
### June 18, 2021 Rerun

Hello, Pangea! Here's Jester, and I'm ready to play a prank on you again! I have something special on the menu for you today. Well, let's see... Oh, yes! A crazy old man... and the girl with the fan. All right, I'll leave you to it. I've got important things to do myself! Have fun! Ha-ha-ha!### January 3, 2020 Release

Hello, Pangea! Here's Jester, and I'm ready to play a prank on you again! I have something special on the menu for you today. Well, let's see... Oh, yes! A crazy old man... and the girl with the fan. All right, I'll leave you to it. I've got important things to do myself! Have fun! Ha-ha-ha!
## Featured Heroes

* June 18, 2021 Rerun
* January 3, 2020 Release

## Chapter Requirements

* June 18, 2021 Rerun
* January 3, 2020 Release
### June 18, 2021 Rerun

* Victory over Players with specified Warlord: ?
* Hero Promotion of specified Hero:
### January 3, 2020 Release

- Victory over Players with specified Warlord: ?

- Hero Promotion of specified Hero:

## Event Dialogue

### Chapter 1

* Madman
* Assassin
* Cesar
* Egomaniac
* Clan Lady
Madman

**Madman:** For ten years I've been locked up in the isolation chamber.

**Madman:** Calling me names. Torturing me. But now I hear the voice of thunder.

**Madman:** It sings to me. Calls out to me. Fills me with power...

**Lord Protector:** You'd better listen to the voice of reason.

...

**Lord Protector:** He's more powerful than I remember. But not as powerful as I am.Assassin

**Assassin:** Askarah! What is this place and who are you?

**Lord Protector:** It's called Pangea. I'm the Lord Protector of these lands.

**Assassin:** If you're Protector, then who's going to protect you?

...

**Assassin:** You are strong. I might need your help.

**Lord Protector:** Listen, lady, I'm in no mood for fighting. Got a clown to catch.

**Assassin:** Go. But know this, Protector. We'll meet again.Cesar

**Lord Protector:** Jester. You won't get far.

**Cesar:** WhY aRe yOu sO sUrE aBoUt tHaT?

**Lord Protector:** Because I'm taking you back to the asylum.

**Cesar:** aSyLuM? sO bOrInG, aS uSuAl! cAtCh mE FiRsT!

...

**Lord Protector:** This is it. You're going down.

**Cesar:** nOt sO fAsT! wHaT aBoUt dEsSeRt?

**Lord Protector:** Talk to that crazy electrician about that. You'll be good roomies back in the asylum.Egomaniac

**Egomaniac:** There is no prison good enough to hold me!

**Lord Protector:** Such a huge ego for a nut.

**Lord Protector:** On the other hand, it's a thing all the madmen have in common.

**Egomaniac:** I'm not a madman! And I'm going to prove it!

...

**Lord Protector:** Where's Jester? Did you let him go?

**Egomaniac:** He is just another victim of your unfair judgement.

**Lord Protector:** He's dangerous. He will kill dozens if I don't stop him.

**Lord Protector:** Tell me! Where did he go?Clan Lady

**Clan Lady:** The Eternal Sun sentenced Mjolnir to die.

**Clan Lady:** Don't make it personal, Protector. This is our way.

**Lord Protector:** Your way out of Pangea.

...

**Lord Protector:** What is the Eternal Sun?

**Clan Lady:** This is... My clan. We have a mission.

**Lord Protector:** Tell me about it.
### Chapter 2

* Jack
* Mjolnir
* Huntress
* Heath
* Electric Man
Jack

**Jack:** hEhEhEhEhEhE!

**Lord Protector:** What's so funny, clown?

**Jack:** wE LiVe iN SoCiEtY!Mjolnir

**Mjolnir:** Stay out of this poor clown or witness my power!

**Lord Protector:** You know... You're getting annoying, old man.

**Mjolnir:** Old man? Do you even realize how ancient am I?

**Lord Protector:** Enough to spend ten more years in the asylum!

...

**Mjolnir:** Don't you see it? I am immortal!Huntress

**Lord Protector:** I know you consider killing Mjolnir to be your duty.

**Lord Protector:** But Pangea is not a place for bounty hunters.

**Huntress:** We are not bounty hunters. We are Sanctum Officium.

**Lord Protector:** Right. Still, I don't do killings.

...

**Huntress:** Just let us do our job! He must die!

**Lord Protector:** Or what?

**Huntress:** Or the entire Pangea will perish!

**Lord Protector:** I don't think so. Get lost!Heath

**Heath:** dO yOu kNoW wHy I LeT yOu wIn aLL tHe tImE?

**Lord Protector:** Because I'm better than you?

**Heath:** HeLL nO. wHo dO yOu tHiNk yOu aRe? DaNiEl DaY-LeWis?

**Heath:** nO... I LeT yOu wIn bEcAuSe yOuR sEnSe oF jUsTiCe wOn'T LeT yOu KiLL mE.

**Lord Protector:** So we'll just keep fighting until one of us dies? Is that what you're saying?

**Heath:** LeT's FiNd oUt! hAhAhAhAhA!

...

**Lord Protector:** Your jokes are getting old, Jester. Give this up.

**Heath:** YoU rEaLLy tHiNk I hAvE nOtHiNg uP mY sLeEvE?

**Lord Protector:** What's that supposed to mean?

**Heath:** I'm nOt yOuR bIgGeSt pRoBLeM tOdAy, LoRd PrOtEcToR.

**Heath:** NoT eVeRyOnE iN hErE iS cRaZy!

**Lord Protector:** What are you talking about?!

**Heath:** hAhAhAhAhA!Electric Man

**Lord Protector:** I had enough of you, Mjolnir. You're going back to where you belong.

**Electric Man:** You've seen what I'm capable of. And still... You refuse to see the obvious.

**Electric Man:** Fine. If you survive this battle, I'll share something with you.

...

**Electric Man:** Now I think you deserve the truth.

**Electric Man:** I'm not crazy. I'm an avatar for the ancient god.

**Lord Protector:** I find this very hard to believe, man.

**Electric Man:** Perhaps, it'll be easier if I show you my visions...
### Chapter 3

* Judge
* Jared
* God of Thunder
* Aisha Al Ryaah
* Joaquin
Judge

**Judge:** So you know the truth about Mjolnir.

**Judge:** Do you believe me now? Do you believe in our cause?

**Lord Protector:** Who made you a judge? The Court of Doom must decide his fate.

**Judge:** And where's your court now? Where is it? I see no one here, except our armies.

**Lord Protector:** They will come. They can't ignore it.

**Judge:** You still believe in law and order... But there's no law or order here!

...

**Lord Protector:** I'm locking you up.

**Judge:** You're making a big mistake, Protector.

**Lord Protector:** Maybe. Or maybe I'm just being optimistic.

**Judge:** Your dungeon won't stop Aisha Al Ryaah!

**Lord Protector:** Wanna bet?Jared

**Jared:** WaNnA kNoW hOw tHiS iS gOiNg tO eNd?

**Lord Protector:** It's all going to end in your defeat, Jester.

**Jared:** In oNe hUgE bLoOdY mEsS!

...

**Jared:** WAiT. StOp mE iF yOu'Ve hEaRd tHiS oNe.

**Jared:** LoRd PrOtEcToR cOmEs bAcK tO PaNgEa...

**Lord Protector:** Shut up. I have no time for your jokes.

**Jared:** SuCh a pArTy-pOoPeR!God of Thunder

**God of Thunder:** At last! For the first time in 10 years, I'm free of the sense of dread and despair.

**God of Thunder:** Lord Protector, witness me destroying everything the oppressors built to keep me on a leash!

**Lord Protector:** So the prophecies were right. You are the harbringer of doom.

**God of Thunder:** Freedom never comes easy. But it's all over, a new society will arise!

...

**God of Thunder:** You are just like them... Another oppressor trying to keep things under control.

**God of Thunder:** But there's no control, Lord Protector. You should know it by now.

**Lord Protector:** Oh, I know. That's why I keep protecting my home.Aisha Al Ryaah

**Lord Protector:** I got this sorted out, Aisha. You may leave now.

**Aisha Al Ryaah:** I'd love to... But you humiliated me in front of my warriors.

**Aisha Al Ryaah:** For that I will punish you with death.

**Lord Protector:** Look, you were right. Let's not do anything we both will regret about.

**Aisha Al Ryaah:** You should've thought about this earlier!

**Aisha Al Ryaah:** Before you put me in a dungeon with rats and cockroaches!

...

**Lord Protector:** Who let you out of the dungeons, Aisha?

**Aisha Al Ryaah:** That white-faced punk. He blew up the dungeons.

**Lord Protector:** You look a bit pale... Are you feeling all right?

**Aisha Al Ryaah:** I... haha... I feel dizzy. And my warriors... They're... Haha...

**Lord Protector:** Oh, crap.

**Aisha Al Ryaah:** hAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA!

**Lord Protector:** He poisoned you.

**Aisha Al Ryaah:** hAhAhAhA pLeAsE mAkE iT sToP hElP mEhEhEhEhAhAhA!

**Lord Protector:** I'm gonna inject you with something. I hope this works.

**Lord Protector:** There. You feel better now?

**Aisha Al Ryaah:** ha... Haha... I... Find this... Shkarah... And put an end to this.Joaquin

**Lord Protector:** You used Mjolnir as distraction to poison people of Pangea.

**Joaquin:** i DiDn'T pOiSoN nO oNe! YoU sEe, iT's aLL iN tHe wAtEr!

**Lord Protector:** I get it. You've drugged the water. I need an antidote.

**Joaquin:** wHy? tHeRe aRe sO mAnY sAd pEoPlE iN hErE.

**Joaquin:** I'm jUsT mAkInG tHeM fOrGeT aBoUt aLL tHeIr tRoUbLeS!

**Lord Protector:** The only trouble they know is you, Jester!

...

**Joaquin:** hAhAhAhAhAhAhA! WhEn WiILL yOu rEaLiZe tHaT tHe oNly wAy tO sToP mE...

**Joaquin:** ...iS tO kILL mE?

**Lord Protector:** Perhaps, you're right. It's too late for the asylum now.

**Joaquin:** W-what?

**Lord Protector:** Yeah. Maybe this time I'll put you in the 13th Sector of the Lower Worlds.

**Lord Protector:** There are innocent souls in there waiting for a payback.

**Lord Protector:** You'll love it there.

**Joaquin:** N-no! P-please, Lord Protector! You can't do this to me! They'll tear me apart!

**Lord Protector:** Not my problem anymore.

**Joaquin:** Okay, okay! You win! Here's the antidote. Now take me back to the asylum!