The Felt

*"I am an excellent host."*

- Doc Scratch.

## Basic Outline:

The Felt is a group of 14 leprechauns, a numbered carapacian, a Cherub and the Alternian First Guardian. The Felt is a small but extremely powerful gang of criminals with various abilities related to the manipulation of time.

The Felt are from the webcomic Homestuck by Andrew Hussie.

The Felt all live inside a massive purely-green mansion filled over over 1000 clocks, as well as a safe, which can only be opened through "time shenanigans". Any other method will cause so much temporal damage the entire universe becomes doomed. The vault leads to a series of monitors which allows communication with anyone in the multiverse at any point in time. The mansion is constantly moved around and shifting through universes, though a fixed position can be set by Doc Scratch.

The Felt are being RPed by Hank J Wimbleton and The States of Balloon as Co-Players.

## Common Attributes:

The 14 leprechauns are numbered 1-7 and 9-15. 1-7 have hats completely coloured in, while 9-15 have hats with only the centre stripe coloured with their colour. 1-7 correspond with hat colours with 9-15 respectively. The carapacian is number 8. All numbered members have a coloured hat that corresponds to them, and possibly the colour of their ability in some way, and has their number emblazoned in their colour inside a circle of white on the front of their hat.

All of the leprechauns wear green suits and green bow-ties, and also have green bodies, including green eyes and skin, but notably have red blood.

The two "leaders", Doc Scratch and Lord English are both unique characters, as is the eighth member of The Felt as well, the carapacian. Every member is male except for the carapacian and Doc Scratch, as Doc Scratch is genderless and the carapacian is a female.

## Unique Members:

### Lord English (Founder and Leader of The Felt):

*"How do you expect to outrun me, when I am already here?"*

- Lord English talking to Damara Megido upon his first appearance.

Lord English is the original founder and highest-ranking member of the felt, starting off being named Caliborn. Caliborn, as with all members of his species, the Cherubs, shared a body with his sister.

All Cherubs have dark-green skin and highly coloured cheeks of either red or green. Their bodies are shared with two personalities that fight during childhood, and the Cherub is fully matured when one has assimilated and thus defeated the other. They can swap control of the body by having the currently in-control one go to sleep, swapping out with the other one upon falling asleep, then promptly waking up. These personalities are always complete opposites to each-other in terms of morals and personalities, one being "evil" and the other being "good".

Upon falling asleep, their cheeks change colour to be the currently awake Cherub, with a swirling pattern while they are still developing, becoming a solid colour of the dominant personality once maturity has been reached, or the other personality's "dream self" has been killed inside their dream-world, which they wake up in while the other personality is in control. The said dream-world is actually a completely physical universe unto itself from Sburb.

Lord English has his other personality, his sister Calliope, assassinated in the dream-world, and thus gained control over his body. Before, they had shared a body and were inside a room on a post-apocalyptic Earth, with no life on the entire planet left. They were inside a building filled with candy and meats and games and a myriad of other means of entertainment, including computers capable of messaging people through a client known as "Pesterchum" anywhere in a currently existing universe at any point in time. Their body had an unbreakable shackle attached to each leg attached to an indestructible, immovable object each, and each shackle could only be unlocked by one of the personalities, thus ensuring they could only escape by working together, though this was impossible due to both hating each-other.

Caliborn had been placed there after being born from Cherub egg by the troll Gamzee Makara, following his religious beliefs, placing Caliborn and Calliope's shared body into that room after trying to raise them became too hard due to Caliborn's aggression while awake. They were meant to play the game known as Sburb in order to create a new universe. Caliborn however chewed off the leg that had the shackle corresponding to Calliope, and replaced it with an iron leg, and later a gold leg. He then exited the building and went to the surface to begin his session of Sburb.

Caliborn, after emerging, proceeded to start Sburb by placing the first machine in the game, the Cruxtruder. Sburb is directly tied to the material universe, and thus, by being his own client player, he was able to play the game all by himself. Sburb however, punished him, and likewise all other players who might attempt to play the game alone, by sending him into a "null session" of the game, as the Cruxtruder immediately formed a black-hole when activated that sucked in the entire Earth as well as Caliborn, albeit unscathed, and deposited them within the game-universe, a place known as The Medium, within Paradox Space.

Immediately afterwards, Caliborn was deposited on Earth in the newly formed session, as the main part of the game, the enormous planet called Skaia around which every other planet orbited, exploded, releasing 15 planets in a circle, though three fell back in due to the gravity; a very rare and fortuitous event for even one of them to fall in. The debris of Skaia formed a black-hole.

Caliborn's mission then was to travel to each of the planets and conquer them, removing all forms of resistance through killing everything on the entire planet, before travelling to the core and defeating an extremely powerful "underling", and taking a bomb in the core to the surface of the planet and positioning it in a position where its detonation would knock the planet into the black-hole. Caliborn had to conquer all of the planets from 1 to 15 in order to win, but had to skip 8 until last, otherwise he would lose the session, and it would become impossible to escape; forced to live out the rest of his days in a cold and bleak universe.

Caliborn first however, roamed Earth and came across a control-tower which allowed him to converse with Andrew Hussie, the creator of the webcomic which details his adventure and much more. Caliborn used Andrew's guidance to gain information on the game throughout the entire session, and had many arguments with Andrew as well. Gamzee at the same time also attempted to be Caliborn's guide, following him, though Caliborn shot Gamzee dozens of times with his Golden AK, though this didn't kill Gamzee as "he is a clown".

Caliborn then coqnquered and subsequently destroyed all of the planets, gaining a leprechaun minion with a varying ability, name, number, appearance and hat-colour, asking Andrew along the way what their abilities were. Due to the planets 7, 11 and 14 falling into the black-hole upon the start of the session, Caliborn received leprechauns 6 and 7 at the same time upon conquering planet 6, 10 and 11 upon destroying 10, then 13 and 14 upon destroying planet number 13.

Caliborn, during his session, was the Lord of Time, that being his mythological role within the game, which was the most powerful, and also most active role possible in the game, while his sister was the Page of Space, equally as powerful, but he most passive class.

After this, Caliborn was sent to Earth to fight his denizen, who would offer him "the choice", which was to either become unbelievably powerful, or to walk away and die, but benefit everyone who has ever lived and ever will. Caliborn, due to his highly competitive and destructive nature, obviously chose to become extremely powerful, and killed his denizen, after which he went to his God Tier clock, the object which controlled his mortality, reviving him upon death if his death was neither "Just" nor "Heroic", so long as he had ascended to God Tier, which he had at some point during the session, having to commit suicide on a special bed to do so.

After he destroyed the clock and absorbed its power, he became Lord English and became unconditionally immortal, being impossible to kill, though notably his soul could still be torn out of his body and destroyed or trapped.

Caliborn, after gaining his extremely powerful abilities, was attacked by the B1 and A1 kids who themselves had been playing Sburb, and had discovered his future-self, and attempted to stop him from winning. Caliborn used a prize from defeating his denizen, a "juju" known as "The Ultimate Treasure" or "The Ultimate Weapon", which trapped the four B1 kids inside it forever, though it would become incorporeal and only able to be used against him from that point on. Caliborn then defeated the four A1 kids, but one of them, Jake English, made a come-back and used his "Hope" powers to overpower Caliborn. Dirk Strider then trapped Caliborn inside a puppet known as "Lil' Cal", along with Equiussprite by accident, who at the time was restraining Caliborn.

Caliborn would then have Lil' Cal be his vessel for entering unsuspecting universes from that point on, and would emerge into any universe tainted by its presence through a code that would execute itself upon the "end" of that universe, and then he would destroy that universe's newly created Sburb session that was meant to create the next one.

Eventually, Caliborn adopted the name Lord English out of respect for Jake English's power and his defeat, but would go on to be ultimately permanently defeated by Vriska Serket using the aforementioned Ultimate Treasure, which he had cast into the void using his powers, among the Horrorterrors of the Outer Ring between the different universes and sessions of Sburb. Vriska however, had found the treasure, and released the power of the four B1 kids to permanently kill or trap Lord English, though the effects are never seen, but instead only implied.

Lord English is not present in The Ancient Ones.

Lord English's powers are quite vague, but it is known he can only be harmed through time-paradoxes and The Ultimate Weapon, or someone who has been into contact with The Ultimate Weapon and thus inherited its properties to a certain extent. Another weakness of his is omniscient cue-balls, belonging to Doc Scratch, with materials made from them being able to hurt him, and potentially kill him.

Lord English is an impulsive and highly immature being, due to maturing too quickly and without fully integrating Calliope's personality naturally, and is also very destructive and a megalomaniac. He owns the Golden Staff, which is a massive golden staff with a direct portal to the Green Sun on its end, similar to the Black and White Kings' staffs which are shaped similarly, but white, and with Skaia on the end. The Golden Staff can transform into The Golden AK, which is an extremely powerful firearm that Caliborn owned even during his tenure alongside Calliope inside his old home.

Lord English is an extremely large and tall dark-green cherub with a skull-like face and sharp fangs, large pronounced red cheeks and is extremely muscular, wearing white pants with suspenders, and the "Cairo Overcoat", which is a green coat with a rainbow flashing trim, of which he also has a backup he has given to number 9 of The Felt. Lord English has eyes which are a series of balls from pool flashing through the sequence of numbers rapidly and continuously. Lord English can fire glowing sets of 15 pool-balls out of his mouth and fire enormous universe-consuming beams of energy from his mouth and eyes, and is ridiculously strong and fast, as well as having time-control abilities.

Caliborn was initially confused as to the species and gender of his leprechaun minions, and called them by many names, such as "Elves", "Dwarves", and "Green Lizard Men".

### Doc Scratch (De-Facto Leader of The Felt):

*"Jokes are only temporary lies. If falsehood is never exposed, there is no punchline. If the punchline is never delivered, the lie is sealed forever, regardless of humorous intent. Lies are not funny."*

- Doc Scratch on the nature of lies.

Doc Scratch is the first-guardian of Alternia, which is the home-planet of the Trolls. The first guardian of a planet is its custodian and extremely powerful guardian, meant to prepare it for its "ultimate purpose", which is to play a session of Sburb to create a new universe. Doc Scratch did this however, specifically under Lord English's orders from beyond space and time, to make the Trolls into a bloodthirsty extremely violent race. Doc Scratch did this by influencing their early culture to define social roles by blood colour and also made their culture so that they were eternally bent on conquest of the entire galaxy and then the universe.

Doc Scratch would then go on to influence the players of Sburb, both the Trolls and Humans, to create the Green Sun (though it already existed due to time paradoxes), a massive star with the massive of just under two entire universes within it, which is the source of Doc Scratch's power. Doc Scratch has ensured his existence throughout every timeline through the use of time paradoxes as well.

Doc Scratch is the de-facto leader of The Felt in Lord English's absence, and upon his death or the execution of the universe-end code, also known as the "Unhackable Code" (Which was created by Doc Scratch and Lord English, but in reality is nothing more than a formality, and Lord English can enter any universe at will), Lord English is summoned, exploding out of his body and shattering his cue-ball head.

Doc Scratch is a humanoid being with body which is never actually seen, except for his head, which is a large, unreflective pure white ball. He wears a green shirt and white pants with suspenders, as well as a white coat at times, and white gloves.

Doc Scratch owns a revolver loaded with a single omniscient-cue ball (which are artifacts which have the same omniscience as him, and are actually extensions of his mind, though he is not aware of them directly), which is capable of hurting if not killing Lord English.

Doc Scratch is an omniscient being, knowing everything that has happened, is happening and will happen, viewing everything like a movie, as he knows in advance exactly what actions everyone will take, including himself, though he still thoroughly enjoys preudochallenges like a game of chess, though he is predestined to win. The only exception to this omniscience is Sburb void players, who cast a small spot of blindness where he cannot "see" in the sense of his omniscient knowledge. However, Doc Scratch is still extremely intelligent, and is able to make "guesses" about events he cannot see almost to a perfect match-for-match detail.

Doc Scratch, as a first guardian, is able to use the power of the Green Sun to use a form of pyromancy with green fire, which is capable of destroying entire universes and all of their timelines. This ability also allows him to "Scratch" a universe, as the process is called in Sburb. In Sburb, the players have to damage a large artefact which contains large amounts of Green-Sun energy, that upon its activation, unleashes every monster in the game against the player and buffs them massively in an attempt to make sure that causing The Scratch is not easy. Upon the Scratch being executed, the entire session and thus universe before the session is reset with slightly different starting conditions in the hopes of creating a new session where the players succeed.

Otherwise, Doc Scratch must use a large amount of energy and significant amounts of time to manually cause The Scratch himself, allowing him to travel back in time and reset entire timelines with new conditions to give him the best possible outcome of the situation.

Doc Scratch craves his own death to end his servitude, and his death always results in Lord English's arrival. Doc Scratch is responsible for the creation of The Handmaid, a kidnapped Damara Megido who was raised to become Lord English's servant, and to recruit The Condesce, the queen of the Trolls and Pre-Scratch version of Meenah Peixes. Doc Scratch is quite sadistic, taking away Damara's "Breathing priveleges" when they attempted to rebel.

Doc Scratch is actually quite polite, and considers themself to be an "excellent host".

Doc Scratch will usually not get involved in any of The Felt's activities beyond assigning tasks unless he is forced to do so due to the usual members being unable to do so or because the event is taking place inside his own home. Doc Scratch is easily offended by desecration of the temporally displaced massive mansion in which The Felt live, and will often go to extreme lengths to enforce "good manners".

Doc Scratch technically does not have a gender, but is generally referred to, even by himself, as male. Doc Scratch always types and "speaks" in "pure white text", but has recently switched over to communicating through a nice shade of light green due to the difficulty some had deciphering their messages, which tended to blend into the background a little bit too well.

### Snowman (Number 8 of The Felt):

*"What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades."*

- Snowman, daring Spades Slick to kill them.

Snowman is the former Black Queen of the Trolls' session's Derse, one of the main planets that orbits Skaia, fighting a war against Prospit which they are always destined to win, and thus cause the destruction of Skaia unless the players stop The Black King, who causes The Reckoning, a massive shower of meteors that hits Skaia, all originating from The Veil, a massive belt of asteroids that separates the session from The Outer Ring, the space between sessions and universes where the Horrorterrors dwell.

Snowman used to own the Black Queen's ring which allows the wearer, which must be a carapacian, to inherit the attributes and thus abilities of the objects that the players have to prototype with their kernelsprites upon the start of the game to get the kernelsprites to turn into sprites, which serve as the players' guides throughout the game.

The Black Queen's ring allows the wearer to use the Red Miles, a multiversal attack that tracks down and always kills its target, be it a universe or a person or multiple objects, and is impossible to escape or stop without destroying the Black Queen's ring. The ring itself is a parallel to the Black King's sceptre, which is similar in every way except instead of using the Red Miles, it causes the Reckoning when the Black King takes the White King's sceptre, which has the same properties, as does the White Queen's ring have the same properties as the Black Queen's ring, though it lacks the ability to use the Red Miles.

The Black Queen's ring is more famously known as the Ring of Void, a counterpart to the Ring of Life. The Ring of Void was lost within the Outer Ring, and whomever wears it can become invisible, relegating themselves into the void, and allowing void players a deeper connection with their void abilities. The Ring of Life is the Trolls' Sessions' White Queens' ring, and allows dead players whose immortal ghosts reside in dream-bubbles within the Outer Ring (Though they can be "doubled killed" by Lord English) to come back to life so long as they put on the ring. Each ring is inevitably lost or stolen, and upon being lost, the other ring, up until that point lost, becomes found.

Snowman, upon their death, causes the destruction of the Alternian universe. They are number 8 of The Felt, and are the only female member of The Felt, as well as the only numbered member who is not a leprechaun, instead being a carapacian, and the Kimesis of the Jack Noir of the session, also known as Spades Slick later on, a form of mutually hateful and aggressive romance that humans are not capable of, but Carapacians and Trolls are.

Snowman is in possession of their own coin from Quarters, assigned to them.

Currently, the Rings of Void and Life have been taken from The Outer Ring and The Midnight Crew respectively by Doc Scratch for imbuement into Frisk's wand, also known as The Culminated Caduceus, or in shorthand, The Caduceus.

## Leprechaun Members:

*"You remember the first time you ever got offed like it was yesterday. But then, you tend to remember damn well near everything like it was yesterday. And when a fella like you whets his bill on time travel as much as you, yesterday's when damn near everything literally took place."*

- Crowbar, reminiscing on his life as the field-leader of The Felt.

All members of The Felt from 1-7 and 9-15 are leprechauns. Numbers 1-7 are assigned coins corresponding with 9-15 on one side from Quarters, which have their properties explained later under Quarters' name. Number 8 of The Felt, Snowman, has been assigned her own coin.

Leprechauns have a complicated romance system, with over 9 types of romance, of which include negative emotions, positive emotions and many complicated nuances, with relationships only being considered "stable" if partners have over 3 of these different relationships with their partner at a time, being called a "charm". Reproduction is facilitated through a mutual dance between Leprechauns, or through other means, and usually involve lucky charms of some kind, though context is not given from Homestuck.

All leprechauns have some form of temporal special ability, and all null-sessions award leprechauns upon the defeat of an assigned planet, with planets which were destroyed by the formation of the black-hole giving their corresponding leprechaun upon the destruction of the immediately preceding planet. All planets which award leprechauns also have the same colour of their corresponding leprechaun, as well as the colour scheme of their hat, for example, the white stripes on either side, with only the middle being coloured, which is the case for the hats of 9-15 of The Felt. All other members have solid coloured hats assigned to them. The colours of 1-7 correspond with those of 9-15.

All of the leprechauns have been named due to a series of complicated references to culture and often the French language, though that is not detailed here, and is only unofficial and a meta-decision by the author if Homestuck and the characters' creator, Andrew Hussie.

#### Itchy (1):

Itchy is capable of slowing down their own perception of time immensely, giving them extreme speed, however they are especially clumsy, as even when they are travelling very quickly, they still perceive time to be going at a normal rate for themselves, but are still capable of tripping over, like other beings with super-speed without reactions to match. Itchy is armed with a revolver or alternatively a baseball bat. Itchy's hat is yellow.

**Assigned** **Coin:** 11 (Matchsticks).

#### Doze (2):

Doze is capable of speeding up their own perception of time, making themselves extremely slow compared to everyone else. While this ability is nearly useless in combat, it allows them to be extremely resistant to pain. This time slowing effect seems to extend to at the very least what would be considered "clothing" or objects currently being "held". Doze is armed with a shotgun, and their hat is blue.

**Assigned Coin:** 12 (Eggs).

#### Trace (3):

Trace is capable of seeing the "past trails" of people, and can interact with them from the future, however they can be trapped and killed because if someone is attacked by them, the victim will know for a fact they will have to be there at some point in the future. Trace is armed with a double-barrelled shotgun, and their hat is red. It should be noted that Trace is capable of being harmed both in the present and when they interact with the past, and can still be harmed in the present even while in the past.

**Assigned Coin:** 13 (Biscuits).

#### Clover (4):

Clover has extreme luck, making it conventionally impossible for them to be killed through any non-temporally distorting means, but they can still be imprisoned or take a certain extent of non-lethal damage. If something is considered too detrimental to their wellbeing, the event will be averted through "luck", for example, they can never be shot, as the gun will always jam. Their luck can be decreased through temporal disturbances and destruction of timekeeping devices. Clover is armed with two pistols, and have a magenta hat. Clover is in control of his own coin from Quarters, and never gets his own head-side up.

**Assigned Coin:** 4 (Clover).

#### Fin (5):

Fin is capable of seeing where people will be in the future, and is capable of interacting with them from the past. It should be noted that even while Fin is technically in the future, they can still be interacted with from the present, and thus only make short trips to "sucker punch" someone. Fin has an orange hat. Fin is capable of being predicted, as he often leaves evidence of where he has been in the past, and thus can be interacted with from the future, if timed correctly, as events that happen in the future still seem to have an effect on him, as he exists in both a future time and the present while interacting with the future, and shortly thereafter. Fin has not been seen with a weapon.

**Assigned Coin:** 15 (Cans).

#### Die (6):

Die has a voodoo doll with coloured pins in them, with the heads of the pins each being a colour of the respective hats of each member of the Felt, minus themselves. Die has a dark green hat. When a pin is removed from their doll, Die is instantly transported to a timeline where the person whose pin had just been pulled out is dead, and has been killed at some point, often changing the timeline massively. If Die reinserts the pin, they travel to a timeline where that person whose pin has just been inserted has been alive all along, allowing them to travel back to a previous timeline with the correct pin-patterns.

**Assigned Coin:** 9, 7 and 10 (Stitch, Crowbar and Sawbuck).

#### Crowbar (7):

Crowbar is by far the most intelligent and competent of The Felt, and he is always armed with his signature red crowbar, which causes any object damaged by it to instantly have all of its temporal properties removed, and all of its effects on the timeline reversed without any meaningful impact on the past. Crowbar is also armed with a Uzi, and has a maroon coloured hat. Crowbar is third in command, behind only Doc Scratch and Lord English. He is also known to be Caliborn's favourite leprechaun.

#### Stitch (9):

Stitch is capable of making large life-sized effigies of any number of individuals, provided he has their hat at the very least, which he places on a large stuffed white effigy, which cannot be used to directly control the movements of that person, but can be burned to damage the person it is an effigy of, though the more resistant to damage the person is, the less effect the fire will have on the effigy, as will any other form of harm. The effigies will reflect any damage taken by the person it is an effigy of through rips and tears appearing, and can be stitched back together to heal those wounds. Stitches uses his own effigies as weapons. Stitch has a yellow hat, and is an extremely good tailor, able to sew together a human-sized effigy within less than a minute, and apparently being skilled enough to repair temporal damage created across multiple timelines at once.

#### Sawbuck (10):

Sawbuck has a blue hat, and is armed with a shotgun. Whenever Sawbuck is in any way harmed, they will teleport to a random different timeline and a random different time, also taking their attacker with them however. They can only ever sustain flesh wounds, as any projectile embedded inside them will not be taken with them, and they will teleport before it can penetrate a significant distance, and any melee attacker will be teleported far away enough as to be "not attacking" Sawbuck. Sawbuck can be used as a system of escaping one timeline to another, and can travel back to the original timeline if hit enough times. If any melee weapon is left "embedded" inside Sawbuck, the attacker will be teleported a distance away, but not the object itself, which will remain buried a short distance inside Sawbuck. Sawbuck's ability will additionally not occur for anything like choking, drowning, burning or being decapitated quickly enough.

#### Matchsticks (11):

Matchsticks has a red hat, and is always armed with a fire extinguisher. Matchsticks is capable of travelling to any timeline or time period by entering a fire, and exiting another fire in another place, though he has little to no control over where and when he emerges. Matchsticks can actually self-duplicate across timelines by having all of his versions of himself emerge from one fire into another universe, effectively allowing him to exist in infinite numbers, though this is often not used to its full potential, as Matchsticks often deliberately stops himself from emerging into his current timeline by putting out any fires that he can, apparently because he does not like it when other versions of himself enter his timeline.

#### Eggs (12):

Eggs is the only other member of The Felt who can self-duplicate in his own universe. Eggs is always armed with an egg timer, and sometimes uses a mace. His purple egg timer can be set up to one hour to the past, and will instantly cause him to teleport to that period of time, effectively allowing him to travel to any point within the last hour, without creating a time loop. Eggs can use this ability to infinitely replicate over and over, creating an army of himself, though each successive iteration of Eggs can be hurt by simply attacking him, overall reducing his health as he duplicates more and more. Eggs usually teams up with Biscuits, and has a purple hat.

#### Biscuits (13):

Biscuits has an orange hat and often teams up with Eggs. Biscuits has an oven that is apparently infinite in internal size which he and any other number of people can fit inside, and if he sets his oven timer just right, he can travel into the future. It should be noted that his oven itself does not travel through time, but anyone inside is simply placed into suspended animation for the duration until the oven timer runs out, and does not actually possess any temporal properties, and can be destroyed as normal. Bombs with timers set off to go within a few seconds can be inserted, and will immediately go off as soon as the oven timer stops. The oven is effectively useless in combat, except in situations where events need to be sped up, or Biscuits needs to hide.

#### Quarters (14):

Quarters has a dark green hat, and is always armed with a minigun. Quarters is the second tallest and second strongest of the Felt, and possesses fourteen quarters corresponding to each numbered member ofthe Felt, excluding Snowman. Each quarter has a number on each side that is the same. If a quarter is flipped while the corresponding numbered member of the Felt is present within a short distance, then they will instantly switch places with the member on the other side of the coin from another random timeline. If the member whose number comes up is far away, they will instantly be summoned. If a member flips their own coin however and gets their own number, they will instantly die. Members 1 through to 5 of the felt possess the coins of members 11 to 15 of the felt respectively, and 6 possesses 9, 7 and 10's coins, and 8 has her own coin. Each coin has two different paired members of the Felt on each side, notable ones being Itchy and Matchsticks, Doze and Eggs, and Die and Stitch.

#### Cans (15):

Cans is by far the most combat-oriented and physically strongest member of The Felt, possessing enough strength to feasibly destroy massive skyscrapers through the mere shockwave of a punch, and apparently send people through time, as it was capable of punching characters into completely different timelines, and even weeks or years into the past and future. Cans can be summoned by a bell with his number on it, which Crowbar possesses. Cans will almost always enter a room when summoned by the bell by punching through the wall, Kool-Aid man style. Cans is strong enough to demolish large buildings with a single punch.

## Biography and History:

The Felt were created by Caliborn one member at a time when Caliborn went about destroying the 12 planets out of the 15 originally generated in his null session, as planets 7, 11 and 14 had fallen back into the black-hole of his null session when it formed. Thus, when he conquered the planets before 7, 11 and 14 respectively, he would receive the prize of the then destroyed planet that originally would have been next. The Felt were sworn to Caliborn in loyalty, and they helped Caliborn beat the session, altogether at the end being formed into the gang The Felt after Caliborn managed to get Doc Scratch to swear allegiance for the rest of their life to him.

The Felt for the most part partook in generally normal criminal activities the Trolls' session's Derse long after the Trolls had died off because of old age, "time shenanigans" being involved. Their main rivals were The Midnight Crew, a group of 4 carapacians who were previously agents of Derse. They were respectively named before their formation of The Midnight Crew as The Archagent, The Draconian Dignitary, The Courtyard Droll and The Hegemonic Brute. After forming The Midnight Crew, they were known as Jack Noir (Spades Slick later on, then chronologically, The Scurrilous Straggler), Diamonds Droog, Clubs Deuce and Hearts Boxcars.

Eventually, apparently after the elimination of Crowbar (7), Matchsticks (11) and Sawbuck (14) by The Midnight Crew, Jack Noir decided to directly assault the headquarters of The Felt, with the main purpose of eliminating Lord English (Although Jack Noir was not aware of his level of power at the time) and opening The Felt's safe. After a large skirmish during which all of The Felt were eliminated but Snowman, Doc Scratch, Lord English, Cans and Clover, and none of The Midnight Crew died (Doc Scratch and Lord English were not actually present, Clover was helping The Midnight Crew up until that point, Snowman's death would have caused the end of the Alternian Universe they were in and Cans was nigh-invincible), Jack Noir attempted to open the safe by prying it open with Crowbar (7)'s crowbar juju, causing a huge amount of temporal damage, killing Clover as well as all of Jack's gang members.

Jack then entered the safe, before Snowman appeared, tore his arm off with their whip and sealed Jack in, though Jack was able to flip his sprite and use the barcode on his hand to scan the laser-scanner in the safe that opened up a hole into a place where Jack could talk with the B1 and B2 kids.

After this, The Felt were dormant until Jack Noir, known by then as Spades Slick in an alternate timeline, entered The Felt's mansion and assaulted Doc Scratch as well as Vriska's God Tier Immortality clock, possibly cancelling her conditional immortality or directly causing her death. Doc Scratch however dealt with Spades Slick calmly and professionally.

Spades Slick then set the mansion on fire, which Matchsticks was called into extinguish, as all members of The Felt were alive in that timeline. Spades Slick then kissed Snowman when they entered, being Kismesis-es, a form of negative-emotion fuelled hate relationship that Carapacians and Trolls are capable of, but not humans, to which Doc Scratch reacted furiously, proceeding to knock Spades Slick around and out of a window, before handing him a gun and ordering him to shoot Snowman, ending the Alternian universe and lending to the power of The Tumor's bomb, allowing it to explode with the force of two universes, thus creating The Green Sun, the source of Doc Scratch's First Guardian powers, and all First Guardians capable of "green pyrokinesis" in the webcomic.

The destruction of the Alternian Universe killed all of leprechaun members of The Felt, but Spades Slick survived after being saved by Andrew Hussie, and was subsequently upgraded with cyborg parts. After Lord English arrived to attempt to kill Spades Slick, Andrew threw him off a cliff into the ocean to hide him, before Andrew unsuccessfully attempted to kill Lord English and was subsequently killed. Spades Slick then climbed back up to the mansion where Hussie had been helping Spades Slick recuperate and used Die's doll which he found to bring all members of The Felt back to life, putting them under his command and sending them all into Biscuits' oven, before flying away into the A1 kids' session and attempting to kill Jake English with the members of The Felt he had with him, replacing Snowman with Ms. Paint. Spades Slick then himself flew away to assault Lord English, but couldn't find him, so chose the next best alternative, the A1 version of Jack Noir, AKA The Union Jack, who had a large amount of power inherited from Lord English possessing him.

Spades Slick was subsequently killed by Dirk Strider, Dave Strider and Terezi Pyrope during a large three-way battle, ending in Terezi, Dave and Dirk surviving but The Union Jack and Spades Slick both being decapitated, with The Union Jack's death resulting in the formation of a black hole when his head exploded, releasing a large amount of Lord English's power.

## Plot Involvement in The Ancient Ones:

The version of The Felt in The Ancient Ones 2 (They were not present during The Ancient Ones 1) is officially led by Doc Scratch after Lord English was killed by Vriska at the end of Homestuck Act 7 by Vriska Serket using The Ultimate Treasure juju. Thus, Doc Scratch assumed control and used them for his own agenda; defending against a massively powerful multiversal being or faction which Doc Scratch saw forthcoming and wanted to stop.

Doc Scratch's plan first involved securing assets for his use, the first target being Frisk and Chara's powerful SOULs. He did this by getting rid of liabilities, for example, Doc Scratch could not see where Gaster was due to Gaster being a void player who retarded Doc Scratch's omniscience in the immediate area, which Doc Scratch rectified by giving Gaster an Omniscient Cue Ball which allowed him to see within Gaster's "hole" in Doc Scratch's omniscient vision. He then gave Sans Crowbar (7)'s crowbar juju, which would nullify Sans' time-manipulation abilities over time if in close proximity for an extended period of time.

Doc Scratch proceeded to order Crowbar to live with the Undertale characters, Hotaru and Ness in the same house that they all already shared, with Crowbar being Doc Scratch's agent for further plans.

Crowbar was later commanded to follow Sans, and accidentally went with him and Hotaru to Grillby's where he saw them dancing, which he mistook for a huge public orgy due to Leprechauns' reproductive habits, and proceeded to trash Grillby's jukebox before running away, being caught and forced to work for Grillby. Crowbar completed his entire shift with his eyes squeezed shut, and destroyed most of Grillby's while Grillby was on holiday for the first time in a long while. Grillby came back, took Crowbar to court, and eventually Crowbar was sentenced to community service and house-arrest.

Crowbar eventually helped everyone save Chara by descending into The Warrens along with them (Kayla Brownlow, Frisk, Asgore Dreemurr, Cynthia (at a later point), The Cynosure, Asriel Dreemurr and eventually Ness for a very brief period of time.), and briefly summoned the entirety of The Felt to fight against The Cultists of The Warrens and The Twelve Praetors, attacking them alongside their allies Reaper and a large group of Gnosis mages.

Crowbar was caught up in a fight between The Cynosure, who at the time was greatly weakened to the point of near combat-uselessness, and Cynthia, who was commanded by their AI and their creators to attack and eliminate The Cynosure. Crowbar incapacitated Cynthia with a belt of grenades, a 50. caliber machine gun, a shotgun and an inert crowbar.

Doc Scratch himself before all of this, and technically during it and in the future, collected various powers from various places, including Skaia, The Rings of Life and Void, The Noble Circle of Horrorterrors, The Green Sun, The First Guardians, The Hope Angels and imbued these into Eridan's Empiricist's Wand, before giving it to Frisk, wanting to turn Frisk into an absolute juggernaut who could destroy any potential multiversal threat that Doc Scratch saw forthcoming.

Doc Scratch was actually the individual to form The Warrens through his influence, knowing it would eventually cause Frisk to be forced to use the full extent of their powers, create The Cynosure, whom Doc Scratch wanted to also fuse into Frisk's wand eventually, and also result in Chara absorbing the power of The Daevas and The Gnosis Verse's Children of the Night, which Doc Scratch wanted to use as an asset for the wand, as well as a backup plan in case Frisk died, as Chara was now a significantly more powerful base unit, but a more circumstantial one for use.

After the entire Warrens incident during which Crowbar, Frisk, Asgore, Asriel, Toriel, The Cynosure, Kayla Brownlow, Ness (at a later point) and much later on Cynthia (Wilderam) went down into The Warrens to save Chara Dreemurr from The Twelve Praetors, of whom eleven were convinced by Doc Scratch over time through nuance and psychological games to kidnap Chara for their own causes, Chara became infused with Gnosis Verse energy; becoming a "Child of the Night", and also absorbed the Daeva Egg; giving them Daeva level abilities, all of which were planned by Doc Scratch once again.

Chara proceeded to come back later and meet Frisk, and they subsequently were dragged off by the latter to be cured of their Daeva influence and need for DETERMINATION by summoning the Horrorterrors to help. Doc Scratch simply however sabotaged the effort, and sent Frisk and Chara to meet Chara's alternate, omniversal self, who was beyond all dimensional scale. Alternate Chara explained that they at that point were literally the definition of violence and death, and their genocide variants were actually them sending parts of themselves down to act as reapers to kill doomed people who would have died in the future anyway to slowly drive the multiverse towards a certain goal.

Chara was then sent away by Alternate Chara (Who was a high 1-A tier character, and also a fifth wall character) to meet one version of Genocide Chara, who main Chara subsequently killed through consciousness transfer between their completely united personalities and origins; in essence, giving Chara body-switch abilities between their alternate selves. All of this was planned by Doc Scratch (Though Alternate Chara was beyond Doc Scratch's comprehension just as much as Doc Scratch is beyond a stone's comprehension, and he was counting on them to help Main Chara) to make Main Chara more fulfilled, and thus, more likely to work as a contingency, as well as force Frisk to discover the true power of The Caduceus.