Dan "Codename The Maltese Femboy"

# **Dan The Maltese Femboy**

Dan the femboy that is from the Italian island of Malta. A lot is known about this supposed "man", He graduates from a all boys school which has led people in the slightly autistic group to believe that he is actually a cocksucking tranny there is alot of visual and documented evidence of Dan crossdressing and sucking cock behind sperm banks to later on sell to the bank itself he makes profit off of this and he doesn't complain about it, in fact he claims being a whore isn't that bad as long as the commission is good. But he denies all involvement in this industry and claims that whoever started these rumours is actually queer themselves. It is also known that he has two boyfriend and he cheats on both of them which each other, one day he could be at one boyfriends house and the next at the others. The local italian police force has even gotten involved due to all these rumours and due to a massive spike in prostitution through out all of Italian Malta. One day he was apprehended by the police and during torture he started crying due to the investigators telling him that nobody loves him. This resulted in a mental breakdown and made him deicide to flee the island of Malta.

# **Amerikan Kirra**

After all that police involvement Dan fled to Vietnam and lived his life as a simple rice farmer(Possibly working with Carpy in his Thai ladyboy brothel). But when the Vietnam war began he was conscripted by the Ho Lee Fuk dynasty to counter recent American air cav raids but also to counter the American "special forces". While doing all of this he distinguished himself to be competent fighter and by the Ho Lee Fuk mandate he was ordered to create the Commandos. The Commandos were a effective counter to American operations but they quickly lost their touch when the army arrived. But the initial shock of the commandos appearing granted the army victories until all Americans and all of Vietnam was under the Ho Lee Fuk dynasty. But during the victory celebrations Amerikan Kirra was nearly assassinated by the Irish mob which resulted in him fleeing Vietnam and being branded a traitor by the Fuk dynasty.

# **Life on the Run from the Mob**

Life was hard for Dan having to drift place to place at first he decided that escaping to the exclusion zone in Chernobyl will be the best idea he made money through sucking dick behind a dirty dumpster in rookie village and life was looking great for him until he encountered a barrel that fell on him nearly killed him he decided that Chernobyl will not be the best place to live in and that he claims that the barrel was actually flying and it was possessed by a ghost but while doing a x ray scan on his head it was shown that he took massive brain damage and is now clinically insane. When the doctors who saved his life from the barrel tried restraining them he started hissing at them and claimed that they wont catch his "twinky winky ass"? and then proceeded to jump through a open window falling 3 stories and getting up and running away. He travelled east from this incident and found himself in the warzone of Tarkov where he currently resides behind Carpanovs strip club sucking dick behind a dumpster just like he did before in Chernobyl business is going great due to the high levels of USEC operators visiting Carpanovs stripclub and of course visiting the twink behind the club.