KFC guy

*"I can shoot laser beams out of my chicken legs!"*
— KFC guy, explaining his special ability to Sebastian
**KFC guy** is a KFC-loving main character featured in The Legend of Lamb Sauce 2: Howie's Revenge. He is known for his passion for KFC, his ability to reverse gravity with his chicken, and his famous shimmy dance.

## Appearance

KFC guy rocks a bald look, and wears a brown-and-tan jacket with an accompanying brown shirt underneath. It is unknown what color pants he wears, since he is only ever seen from his torso up. It is possible that he chooses his clothing's color scheme as to not clash with the colors of his fried chicken.

## Personality

Never seen without his fried chicken, KFC guy's personality centers almost completely around his love for KFC. He's often seen dancing with his fried chicken, eating KFC, sharing a passionate look with his chicken legs, or using his chicken for one of his many abilities. KFC guy never passes up an opportunity to talk about KFC, and will often try to shift the topic of any and every conversation to the greatness of KFC fried chicken (even when this interrupts important or nice moments).

It follows that KFC guy is a great ally to have around and incredibly loyal. He's not afraid to take down those who challenge his allies, as seen with his aid in the destruction of McDonalds, Burger King, and the giant Howie Mandel.

## The Legend of Lamb Sauce 2: Howie's Revenge

KFC guy makes his debut in The Legend of Lamb Sauce 2: Howie's Revenge. During Sebastian and Audrey's journey to defeat giant Howie, they come across a cliff face that they can't seem to get over normally. They head into a nearby KFC to be greeted by the legendary Colonel Sanders, and his loyal follower KFC guy. KFC guy agrees to help the two on their journey as long as they agree to the Colonel's wishes to destroy KFC's competition. If Sebastian agrees, then the three set off together to defeat Howie.

KFC guy's pure passion for KFC has granted him the ability to reverse gravity, and allows him and others to walk upside-down on ceilings. His boundless love for KFC also allows him to shoot laser beams from one of the many pieces of fried chicken he carries with him at all times. He can even teleport himself and others using his KFC chicken abilities. Sebastian often questions how this is even possible, but KFC guy doesn't offer any explanation outside of his passion for KFC giving him these abilities. Sebastian will probably never understand.

Using these abilities, Sebastian, Audrey, and KFC guy (optionally) destroy McDonalds and Burger King, and eventually reach and defeat Howie Mandel as well. Colonel Sanders then arrives to fetch KFC guy, and judges Sebastian based on whether he actually destroyed KFC's competition or not. KFC guy will defend Sebastian if the Colonel acts too harshly, saving half of the legendary lamb sauce. KFC guy then bids Sebastian and Audrey farewell, and uses his abilities to teleport him and Colonel Sanders back to KFC.

## Quotes

* *"Did someone say hungry?!"*
* *"My passion for KFC chicken is so strong that I can turn people upside down and give them the ability to walk on ceilings!"*
* *"Not just “a restaurant”. It’s the \*best\* restaurant!"*
* *"Those places have nothing on KFC! The pure deliciousness contained within a single bite of KFC chicken is enough to change a person’s life!"*
* *"Yeah, let the sweet song of this KFC chicken put your mind to rest!"*
* *"We don’t need to be careful when we have the power of KFC chicken to protect us!"*
* *"Spreading the word of KFC chicken isn’t horribly wrong, it’s horribly \*right!\*"*
* *"Dancing with KFC chicken is also good for the soul!"*
* *"With KFC chicken on our side, we’re simply unstoppable!"*
* *"Hey, you know what would make this moment even better? KFC chicken!"*
* *"KFC chicken has sharpened the Colonel’s mind to a tee! There’s no way he’d forget!"*

## Trivia

* It is unknown why KFC guy does not simply teleport Sebastian and Audrey to KFC's competition or to Howie's Castle, as it is shown at the end of The Legend of Lamb Sauce 2: Howie's Revenge that KFC guy can teleport.
	+ One possible explanation for this is that KFC guy's teleporting ability is specifically linked to KFC restaurants. It is also possible that KFC guy uses his fried chicken to teleport, and that the piece of fried chicken he uses can only teleport people back to the restaurant it was created in.
	+ Another possible explanation is that KFC guy is charging up his KFC teleporting ability for the entire game, as it may take a lot of power. He may have only been dedicating a portion of his chicken charge to reversing gravity and shooting laser beams.
* Though KFC guy helps Sebastian and Audrey face off against Howie Mandel (and his virtual counterpart Virtual Howie), he doesn't actually seem to have a problem with Howie. In fact, it appears that KFC guy may not even know his name, as he only ever refers to Howie as the "bald Deal or No Deal guy."

## Gallery

KFC guy greets Sebastian and AudreyKFC guy delivers a KFC fun factKFC guy uses his chicken leg laser beam attack