Family guy Vs South Park

Pre fight Kyle: guys guess what the rest of the boys: what Kyle: I got 4 plane tickets to Quahog for my b day cartman: sick Kyle: wer going Saturday 1 day later Kyle: I can’t wait to go wer at the airport cartman: ok you stupid Jew Kyle: shut up Fatass they make it to quahog Cratman: looks it’s a football baby let’s make fun of him Eric: runs at the park Stewie: ok I just need to add this and my greatest invention will be mad- stewie gets cut off because Eric kicks stewie invention Eric: haha football Stewie: what the deuce you Fatass Eric: am not fat am just big boned Brian: listen, Stewie let’s just go Kyle: oh look a dog who probably licks his balls stan: gay Kenny: MurphMurphMurph (looks at the hat pig boy ) Meg: HEY AM NOT UGLY Peter: this is a funnier than the time I destroyed the Taco Bell bathroom Kyle: it’s a fat guy like you cartman Cartman: am not he is fat also haha Peter: hey you paper Mashay Lois: let’s go Kenny: MurphMurphMurph (it’s the women in that playboy magazine) Lois: how do you know that fight: stewie: you will pay for that Fatass Stewie shoots Eric with a mind control machine and makes Eric run in a loop Kenny throws something at megs face and makes her look different but dose it again and Meg looks the same again Kyle and Stan is running from Brian Kyle: what do we do Stan: go in the dog store Kyle Gose in the store ok now what Stan: throw me that dog toy Brian gets distracted Stan gets and puts chocolate in it Stan throws it at Brian Brian Chews it Brian: they distracted me Brian throws up because it had chocolate and gets knocked out for a couple hours Stan throws Brian’s Body in a pound meanwhile, Eric is still in the loop and Stewie throws something electric. At Eric. this wakes up his v chip Eric: my v chip it’s back SHIT DICK TANPON ASSHOLE Eric breaks the mind control device. Stewie: what the deuce Eric said tampon and coincidently without noticing killed Lois and meg Peter: OH MY GOD HE KILLED LOIS wait why do I care Stewie: DAMM IT he killed Lois before I did wait where is Brian? Stan and Kyle we just killed that dog Peter shits on Meg Stan: ew- Stan gets cut off by Peter shiting on him at the point where Stan can’t even breathe in dies Kyle oh my god they killed Stan Kenny: finally, I don’t die Chris: am bac- Eric:FAG\*## Chris dies Stewie. Oh no, I’m alone. Eric: I have your little toy. Eric uses the mind control. and makes. Stewie. kill Peter and makes him eat Lois and peter. Stewie: WHY then Eric ask what happened to the dog Stan says he only has the finger from the dog Eric makes Stewie eat the finger Eric finally stops and Kenny uses Stewie as a football and throws Stewie at a tree killing Stewie Kyle: this was one horrible trip there’s one less person left. Brian: where am I old man: babs he is up get him Brian dies Kenny: I don’t die finally KO the winner of this round is Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Eric they win because of features. Eric is able to get his V chip back, allowing him to probably kill the whole family at once, but Stewie smarter than all of the boys, so he runs and dodges it but drops the weapon Brian dies because he also acts like a normal dog too and because he is a dog he is colorblind and can die of chocolate he ate chocolate once and got knocked out so the boys can just put his body wherever Peter and Lois and Meg and Chris are dumb and Peter can be cocky and can get beet up a kid so the winner of this round is south park