Bonjovi

* Bonjovi
* Warhorse of Zillyhoo

**Bonjovi** was a powerful skeleton beast, forged from the DNA of several beings by Cowboy Walter White. He first appears as the Warhorse of Zillyhoo in the Horse Dimension.

Bonjovi was portrayed by Goro.

## History

### ???

Long before time had a name, Goro accidentally gave a soul too much power. Piccolo called this soul 'The Great Evil', the soul in question would eventually inhabit Bonjovi.

### Pre-Bonjovi

A long time ago, several powerful beings were born: Papyrus from Undertale, Lord English from Homestuck, who himself contains a lot of souls, and... a bottle of "Bon Jovi water".

### Warhorse of Zillyhoo

Cowboy Walter White, through unknown means, obtained the DNA of all of these things, and created the Warhorse of Zillyhoo. When Coiny visited the Horse Dimension, it knocked him out with it's two Warhammers. Shortly thereafter, the Warhorse destroys the only exit out of the Horse Dimension, and, after an obligatory "HONK. HONK.", mutates into Bonjovi.

### Bonjovi

After his mutation, he immediately obliterated Coiny's waking self by snapping it's neck. Bonjovi then proceeds to eat weed, which alerts Hank Schrader to his presence. While he claims his goal is to defeat a wicked machine, this is presumably a lie, to justify his murder of Coiny. When Cowboy Walter White refuses his offer to join him, Bonjovi uses one of his many abilities: ***CRIMSON MILES***, to kill Cowboy Jesse. Cowboy Walt emanates The Vast ***JESSE!***, before being killed by the Miles himself. The Miles approach Planet Mexico, and this alerts everyone else to his presence and dangerous power. Dream Coiny is also killed by the Crimson Miles, which creates Eyes.

### "MORE MILES! MORE MILES!"

The Great Hero, Karate Chimp, challenges Bonjovi to a duel, but is eventually slain when the ***Hope Miles*** are summoned, as revealed in [S] Begin intermission #???. Hank finally emerges, and Bonjovi, in retaliation, summons the **RAINBOW MILES**. They are much more powerful than the Crimson ones, and ravage through the universe. To escape the **RAINBOW MILES**, the main gang flee to the Eros Machina. Hank is killed, but his long lost brother Dank emerges from the shadows. The Alpha SBART Session was started by Trinklo to avoid the **RAINBOW MILES**. Presumably with the help of Dank, Hank ascends, becoming the Prince of Mexico.

After a confrontation with Sonic-themed merchandise and some of the gang, Bonjovi inverts his colours, and revives Piccolo. The revived Piccolo is basically just a slave to Bonjovi, sacrificed to summon his ultimate attack, ***THE HOPE MILES***. While doing this, he shouted: "**MORE MILES! MORE MILES!**". Sadly, Karate Chimp does not live to see Bonjovi die due to these Miles.

### Demise

Thoren, from popular MSPFA 'None Pizza and Left Beef', uses the Rage Blast on Bonjovi. This weakens him significantly, allowing Hank to launch El Tortuga into him. Bonjovi finally dies a Just death, falling into The Void, but the trauma he has inflicted upon BBRP will never perish.

## Personality

Bonjovi was abrasive, and mischevious, like one of his progenitors - Papyrus. His creator, Cowboy Walter White, could not forgive him for what he did, and so, Bonjovi snapped, killing his 'father'. He does not know love, or happiness, and so he despises it.

## Trivia

Bonjovi wasn't named after Bon Jovi, but a drink that I swear existed called something similar to Bon Jovi.

## Citations/References

1. ↑ "i swear there was some drink called bon jovi or something" - Goro [4th of August, 2022]
2. ↑ THAT'S. IT. IT'S TOO LATE TO RUN, BITCHES! MORE MILES! MORE MILES! - Bonjovi [8th of August, 2022]