Ronnie

Ronnie is the current owner of Candisc. He came to power early 2020 after robbing Claxx of his ownership. He is most known for his image fellating a cock available in varying degrees of blurriness. He can be seen playing World of Wacraft instead of moderating his own server.

## Early life:

Ronnie was born and raised in the Burlington area. Not much is known about his dark past, only that Foxx went to highschool with him. When asked about his early friendship with **Ronnie**, Foxx tends to trail off or change the subject.

## Candisc:

### Ownership of Candisc:

At one point in time, old Candisc owner Burraku handed ownership over to one of the most unexpected users; Communist dog-sex poster Claxx. The server went into ruins during this dark age. Ronnie decided to take this into his own hands. At a Candisc meetup, Ronnie had another attendee cause a diversion. As Claxx was distracted, Ronnie stole his phone and transferred ownership over to himself.

### There And Back Again **(**Vancouver 2021/22 Lord of the Rings Visit):

Ronnie, while in a voice chat with Shabba, Shook and other CanDisc members, discovered there was a Lord of the Rings (LotR) trilogy non-stop marathon at the Rio Theater in Vancouver BC on January 2nd, 2022. With some encouragement from Shook and Shabba he purchased a round trip to Vancouver, tickets to the LotR marathon, and booked an Air BnB near Hastings street. Shook, Shabba, Puppers, Ipod, and Gwen also purchased tickets to the trilogy. Ronnie was looking forward to a NYE party, a viewing of his favorite trilogy (LotR) and potentially getting some coochie while in the big city. Shook created a "Ronnie in BC" server for his visit so BC members and Ronnie could coordinate plans. This server was to be deleted after his departure from Vancouver back to Toronto.

Ronnie arrived on December 31st, 2021 at approximately 4:30 PM. Lamb picked Ronnie up and dropped him off at his Air BnB near Hastings. At some point that day Ronnie purchased drugs (weed edibles) on Commerical Drive from Eggs Canna Cannabis Boutique. Ronnie awaited for details about the NYE party which he was expecting to attend. Unfortunately, due to the legendary flakieness of Vancouverites, the NYE party was cancelled. Ronnie, disappointed, contacted his long time friend **Bobert** for festivities. Bobert was to host a 5 hour screening of Evangelion on NYE. Unfortunately this was also canceled due to ALL of Bobert's friends contracting COVID-19.

On January 1st, 2022, Ronnie roamed aimlessly around the city. Later that evening Shabba and Shook invited Ronnie to their home for a home cooked meal, and board games with their friend (and another Candisc user) Sugali. Ronnie arrived at their home at 6:30 pm and was greeted by Sugali, Shabba, Shook and the retarded dog Esko. Esko was overwhelemd with excitement hopped up and french kissed Ronnie right on his DSLs (dick sucking lips) and famous teeth. Shabba and Shook discovered that Ronnie is great with dogs, doesn't like eating food with his hands and that he hates chocolate. They spent the evening playing Marvel Splendor. Sugali and Ronnie connected over some of their knowledge of the Marvel comics. At 10:00 PM Ronnie departed for his Air BnB on Hastings.

Ronnie attended a Lord of the Rings marathon at the Rio Theater in Vancouver, BC on January 2nd, 2022 and arrived at 10:00 AM. He participated in this event with 5 other members; Pupperdogs, Click for Free iPod, Shook, Shabba, and Teleological. (Gwen was unable to attend and graciously gave her ticket to Teleological.) There was LotR trivia before the marathon began. Ronnie went head to head against a man who went by the name "Fat Legolas." An overweight, long straight grey haired man, who was wearing shorts in the middle of winter. Fat Legolas boasted about his extensive readings into Lord of the Rings lore. Ronnie won the title of Lord of the Rings Trivia Champion and was awarded with two free tickets for the Rio Theater. Upon displaying his exceptional knowledge of LotR trivia, the desperate female host of the event asked if Ronnie was single. She then proceded to share with the entire audience that she lost her virginity at 17. Around this time Ipod gave Ronnie a "really fucking big" Qing Dynasty flag. (Ronnie still does not know what to do with it.) After the trivia, Ronnie gave away both passes, in a true display of his generosity and benevolence. Ronnie expressed interest in befriending Fat Legolas. But the crowd was too large. After The Fellowship of the Ring, Ronnie and company went to McDonalds for lunch. Around this time Teleological arrived and joined them for the marathon. Just before sitting for the The Two Towers, Ronnie opened his purchase from Eggs Canna Cannabis Boutique and realised his edible was in the form of chocolate. Ronnie was visually disappointed but consumed the drug regardless. During the Two Towers Ronnie fell asleep and was awken by Shabba. Shabba and Shook left to go home to Esko. But Ronnie, Puppers, Ipod, and Teleological remained to finish the Marathon. Ronnie invited Teleological to view Akira the next day at the same theater. The screening ended at approximately 12:00 AM. Ronnie searched for Fat Legolas after the marathon but could not find him...

January 3rd, 2022, Ronnie had plans with Lamb, Ghost, Ipod, Puppers and Teleological to view Akira at the Rio Theater that evening. But before those plans he would dine with Lamb, Ghost, Ipod and Puppers at a Japanese resturant. Ronnie was looking forward to eating soba. However he was utterly devastated when he found that it was not authentic soba. Ronnie viewed Akira with company but Teleological didn't attend.

On the day of January 4th, 2022, Ronnie pinged in the server that he wanted to do something with other BC Candisc members. Discussions of going for food downtown were had, but ultimately the group went over to Sugali's home to play board games, and order food. Ronnie, wanting to be kind, headed to a bakery to buy a treat for the group, sadly it was closed and so he bought chips instead. Shook arrived first at 5:00 PM, followed by Ronnie, and Abe. Other folks were unable to attend. Ronnie and Sugali continued to connect over their nerdiness. Ronnie soon discovered that Sugali used to play WOW and was a Scarab Lord. Ronnie was taken back that he was in the presence of a Scarab Lord. He explained to Shook that there's essentially only 50 Scarab Lords out of a million people. They continued talking about WOW as the group played board games. Sugali won Splendor a couple times. Abe, on his first time playing the board game, won against Ronnie and Shook. But they played one more round which lead to Ronnie's false victory. Abe kindly gave a ride to Ronnie and Shook during the beginnings of a snow storm so they're arrive to their homes safely.

January 5th, 2022, was Ronnies last day in Vancouver. He packed too early and sat patiently waiting for Bobert to pick him up. He went out for food with Bobert, then went to the airport to board his flight. As they parted ways Bobert pulled Ronnie in by his voluptuous hips, sang him a Greek farewell lullyby and handed him a copy of the Da Vinci Code Xbox game. They nuzzled eachothers necks, Bobert weeped and Ronnie walked towards his gate. Ronnie was brought in by security due to him being on the CSIS watch list for "Crimes Against Canada." Ronnie told security that they were racially profiling him because he is black (*Italian.*) At which point security became concerned about being seen as racist which could lead to a Human Rights Tribunal. With this in mind they let Ronnie leave and board his flight even though he had guns (his big muscles) and a massive ass. Ronnie departed the YVR airport between 4:30-5:00 PM. Shook deleted the "Ronnie in BC" server shortly after.

## Rotund Ronald

During extensive Chrormie Craft related gaming, Ronnie gained 103 lbs in 3 months. It was kinda sad im not even going to sugar coat this he has lost most of the weight now but its hard to see someone really let themselves go.

Ronnie claims the moment he realized he became too plump was when he fell into a chocolate river and couldn't get out without the help of little orange men.

## Death

Ronnie will die April 9th 2022 at 10:37am.

## Controversies

### Desiree Starlight Tour

The Desiree Starlight Tour was a controversial Candisc event named after the Saskatoon freezing deaths of similar content. In the Fall of 2021, prominent Candisc members met with Desiree in the GTA to watch the Denis Villeneuve blockbuster Dune. Three members; Claxx, **Ronnie** and Kabuki agreed to drive Desiree back home to Hamilton in a 2012 KIA Soul owned by **Ronnie**. Upon arrival in Burlington a verbal altercation was caused when Ronnie refused to pull over into a Tim Hortons and allow Desiree to urinate. Having been the 12th Tim Hortons passed and 12th refusal she was said to have uttered "thats kinda rude." Police investigators claim this incited agression in the trio with comments such as "This is why men don't bother with women now adays" and "... if you were any good at League you would have brought your own piss jug" being confirmed by testimonials in the ongoing case brought forth and tried at the Ontario Court of Justice.

Desiree was forcibly removed from the 2012 KIA Soul at speeds of around 90 km/h just entering Lakeshore Road one minute after the verbal altercation. Desiree testified in late October that it was Kabuki who initated the push and unlocking of the door while Claxx joined in to help, **Ronnie** quoted as screaming "kill her kill her" as he picked up speed. An onlooker who was quick to aide the ejectee claims despite the high speed she was able to get up and move around a bit before paramedics arrived on scene. Authorities were able to track the 2012 Kia Soul due to its "goofy appearance" and all three members were charged with **Failure to Stop at the Scene of an Accident**, **Ronnie** being charged with an additional **Drunk Driving** offence.

#### Claims of pre-meditation

While not mentioned in the ongoing court case Desiree has mentioned privately to the public Candisc discord that she believes the urination prevention was intentional as one of the three members she refused to identify has a massive "piss panty" fetish.

### Ronnie Gate

Due to the extensive nature of this controversy, a seperate article is need detailing the extremeties.

## Relationships

Ronnie has fucked and sucked many women over the years. He is known to refer to the vagina as a "cooter", which is believed to have gotten him laid somehow on mutliple occasions. Women who are desperate enough include:

### Nymph

Ronnie entered Nymph in the late 2010s and pulled out way to slowly. This caused an unexpected and unfortunate pregnancy of which Ronnie wasn't prepared for. Caught in his flight or fight mentality, Ronnie headed for clear skies and as the gnomes in World of Warcraft say- Off and Away! Left with the baby growing inside her womb, Nymph avoided every primal Catholic urge to abort it and decided when the kid is born, a homosexual couple will lay burdened by the cursed child.

## Feet

Ronnie has a gnarly big gangly fucking foot with an oblong toe ewwwwwwwwwwww just goes to show you never know what kinda freak someone is you might be talking to them and they seem like a milquetoast Melvin but beneath the sneakers are a set of gross icky toes!!!!! And feet!!!