Survival of the Fittest

* TheEnderGamerA man is on the island
* 9:23Beckitten27hi sling!
* 9:23TheEnderGamerMan: Is that help?
* 9:24Sling KingHi
* 9:25TheEnderGamerThe man runs to the plane
* He seems to have torn up clothes and long hair
* Finn168719 has joined the chat.
* 9:25Beckitten27hi finn!
* 9:25Finn168719Hello
* 9:25TheEnderGamerHey finn
* 9:26Hiddenlich
* Welcome to the modern simulation of a plane crash in the mid-atlantic
* 9:26Sling KingCan i join?
* 9:27TheEnderGamerHe also seems to have a club
* Man: Is that help? Who goes there?
* 9:27Hiddenlich
* Yes
* The pilot rolls out of the plane with part of a control stick impaled through his spine
* Bloods is pouring out of his mouth
* Blood
* 9:28Sling KingI will play as a guy that was still in the plane
* 9:29TheEnderGamerMan: I just remembered all the birds and fruit were eaten by me...
* The man slowly walks towards the pilot and smashes his head with the club
* 9:30Finn168719A hut was seen on the island
* 9:30Beckitten27Beck: i'd better look around
* 9:30Sling KingA guy comes out of the plane's window, only with a bag and torn coat
* 9:31TheEnderGamerThe man then skins the pilot
* The man sees the other people getting out
* He retreats to a cave
* 9:31Beckitten27Beck: i hope i'll be able to survive
* 9:32Finn168719FM-356 walks out of the hut, armed with a staff
* 9:32TheEnderGamerWith the pilot
* 9:32Sling KingThe Guy picks up rocks and puts them in his bag
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 9:33TheEnderGamerThe man continues to skin the pilot and cooks him over a fire
* 9:33Finn168719FM-356: Hmmm... I'm going to need more wood and i must make a raft and try sending it off to see if it can last longer than the previous one...
* 9:33Beckitten27beck looks for anything that can help her survive
* 9:33Sling KingThe guy chops some wood off
* 9:34Finn168719FM-356: And that crazy neighbor tried to kill a pilot...
* FM-356: And succeeded.
* 9:35Sling KingThe Guy looks for crabs under shells
* 9:35TheEnderGamerZoidberg falls out of the plane while whooping
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 9:35TheEnderGamerZoidberg: What the heck is this place? This isn't where I wanted to go...
* 9:35Finn168719FM-356: I will probably investigate the cave to see what he's doing there...
* FM-356: Because i'm suspicious...
* 9:36Hiddenlich
* Remember, this is a modern roleplay. Keep your characters, but remember this isn't a futuristic reality
* 9:36TheEnderGamerI know
* I just like zoidberg
* 9:36Sling KingOk
* 9:36HiddenlichI am just reminding everyone before things go out of hand
* 9:36Sling KingThe Guy finds 4 crabs and stabs them with a stick
* 9:36Finn168719FM-356 sees a washed up box near the shore
* 9:37HiddenlichBeck sees a strange person staring at her in the field: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/63/69/f6/6369f602073572a28bf42087b8087301.jpg
* 9:37Finn168719FM-356: A rare site to see a box...
* FM-356 walks to the shore and picks up the box
* 9:37TheEnderGamerZoidberg eats a washed up dead fish
* 9:37Sling KingThe Guy makes a fire and cooks crabs over it
* 9:37Hiddenlich
* The box contains a bottle with a rolled up paper message
* 9:38Finn168719FM-356 grabs a bottle and opens it, and then grabs a paper and reads it
* 9:38Beckitten27Beck: who's that?
* 9:38TheEnderGamerIs she talking to FM?
* 9:39Sling KingNo, the guy on the field
* 9:39Finn168719She is talking about the strange person
* 9:39TheEnderGamerOh
* right
* 9:39Finn168719on the field who is looking at her
* 9:39Sling KingThe Guy enters the cave
* The Guy: Uhh... Hello?
* 9:39MamaLuigi22MamaLuigi22 walks up behind beck
* 9:39Hiddenlich????: ...
* 9:39TheEnderGamerHe sees the deserted guy eating the cooked pilot remains
* Deserted Guy: ...
* 9:40Hiddenlich
* ???? seems to be walking towards Beck, very slowly
* 9:40Finn168719FM-356 takes the paper and enters the cave
* 9:40Sling KingThe Guy: ...Want some reasted crabs?
* 9:40TheEnderGamerZoidberg explores the cave and sees the deserted man
* 9:40Beckitten27Beck: i think i'm just going to leave...
* 9:40TheEnderGamerZoidberg: HOLY MOTHER OF CTHULHU
* 9:40Beckitten27Beck leaves the field
* 9:40HiddenlichThe paper is mostly gibberish, but the word "treasure" and "dig site" can be deciphered from it
* 9:41Finn168719FM-356: Oh look, it must be a crazy neighbor...
* 9:41MamaLuigi22Ml22: F\*ck that sh\*t I'm out! (Follows Beck)
* 9:41TheEnderGamerDeserted Man: I think I'm fine with my, eh... Lobster! Yes, lobster over here.
* 9:41Finn168719FM-356 walks toward the Deserted Man with the staff, ready to strike out of suspicion
* 9:41TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Huh, never knew lobsters had such big meat and organs. And look at those bones!
* 9:41Sling KingThe Guy: I clearly see that's the pilot, i'm not here to kill or judge, you need to survive!
* 9:42TheEnderGamerDeserted Man: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I WAS STARVING
* 9:42Hiddenlich
* A woman comes out of the plane, with both of her arms broken
* 9:42Sling KingThe Guy: Wind if i stay here? It's hot outside
* 9:42Finn168719FM-356: I bet you might eat us next...
* 9:42HiddenlichWoman: Of all limbs, it had to be my arms! What a crock of \*\*\*\*!
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 9:43Beckitten27Beck: don't even trust strange people in an unfamiliar place
* ever
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 9:43Beckitten27Beck: it's common sense
* 9:43Hiddenlich
* FM-356 sees ???? standing a hill, watching the group in the cave from a distance
* 9:43TheEnderGamerDeserted Man: I'll only eat you if we run out of foo-
* Zoidberg: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP \*crabwalks quickly out of cave\*
* 9:44Hiddenlich
* ???? is now paying close attention to Zoidberg
* 9:44Sling KingThe Guy: Can i stay here? It's hot outside
* 9:44Finn168719FM-356: Looks like a strange creature...
* 9:44TheEnderGamerZoidberg turns around to see ????
* 9:44Finn168719FM-356: I think it reminds me of a Wendigo picture...
* 9:44HiddenlichWoman: Hello? Is someone alive out there?
* 9:45TheEnderGamerZoidberg: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP \*crabwalks quickly away\*
* Zoidberg sees the woman
* 9:45Finn168719FM-356: Well, time to kill that thing if I have a bladed weapon...
* 9:45TheEnderGamerZoidberg: I'm here! Along with these guys, and that weird cow skull guy...
* This is playing at the moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8E8NQCErg
* 9:45Hiddenlich???? flashes a red laser pointer at zoidberg, and then points at a wooden plank next to him
* Zoidberg
* 9:46Beckitten27keep in mind that beck is not with the rest of the group
* 9:46TheEnderGamerNext to Zoidberg or next to ????
* 9:46Hiddenlich
* Next to Zoidberg
* 9:46Sling KingThe Guy walks outside under a tree
* 9:46TheEnderGamerOk
* 9:46Finn168719FM-356 leaves the cave armed with a staff
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 9:46TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Huh? \*looks at the plank\*
* 9:46Hiddenlich
* The plank has something underneath it
* 9:47TheEnderGamerZoidberg grabs the plank
* 9:47Hiddenlich
* A chest is revealed. Something pink is inside it
* 9:47Beckitten27Beck: i'd better keep looking for survival tools
* 9:47Hiddenlich
* Reddish-pink
* 9:47TheEnderGamerZoidberg opens the chest and grabs the thing
* Zoidberg: What is this?
* 9:47Beckitten27Beck tries to find things to aid in survival
* 9:48Hiddenlich
* It is a heart
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 9:48HiddenlichA human heart
* It is somehow beating, even though there is nothing to regulate it
* And there is nothing to pump blood into
* The chest says: "William Turner II"
* 9:49TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Wha?
* Zoidberg figures out it's a heart
* Zoidberg: WHOOP WHOOP \*drops the heart\*
* 9:50HiddenlichThe heart rolls back into the chest
* The chest closes
* 9:50Finn168719FM-356 sees a stick and a sharp stone on the floor
* 9:50Hiddenlich
* ???? is watching Beck, in a tree
* 9:51Sling KingWell, i'm getting bored, so, i will just play mari0
* 9:51TheEnderGamerK
* 9:51Beckitten27Beck: ...
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 9:52TheEnderGamerZoidberg: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP \*scuttles away\*
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 9:52Hiddenlich????: \*Makes an undistinguishable animal call\*
* 9:52TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Huh?
* 9:53Beckitten27Beck: that's odd
* Beck leaves again
* Beck: ok, that guy is creeping me out (not the character, ???)
* 9:54Hiddenlich
* Brown pelicans circle around Beck
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 9:55Beckitten27Beck: what did i do?
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 9:55Finn168719FM-356 started working on making a stone-age dagger
* 9:56TheEnderGamerZoidberg: I don't know what the heck is going on but this seems pretty voodoo to me
* 9:56Hiddenlich
* ???? appears in front of Beck, very mysteriously
* 9:56Sling KingOk, i'm bored again
* 9:56Beckitten27Beck: !!!
* 9:56MamaLuigi22Ml22: What is that?
* 9:56Hiddenlich????: \*Gibberish\*
* 9:57Beckitten27Beck: i don't understand
* 9:57Sling KingThe Guy hits ???? with a bag of rocks
* 9:57HiddenlichShadowy figures surround the area around the pelicans, Beck, and ???
* ????
* ???? appears behind Beck
* ????: Cao shi nega resa....
* ???? holds his palm up to the sky
* 9:58Beckitten27Beck: i guess this is it
* 9:58Hiddenlich????: SOL! Sala hagabor...
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 9:58Finn168719FM-356 finishes working on a stone-age dagger
* 9:58Hiddenlich
* The shadowy figures start chanting
* 9:58TheEnderGamerZoidberg: This is like a freaking anime now...
* 9:59Finn168719FM-356: Or even a Lovecraftian story...
* 9:59TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Wait, it's voodoo again
* 9:59Hiddenlich????: Storm, regata han terroo
* 9:59Finn168719FM-356: Does it involve Cthulhu tho?
* 9:59Hiddenlich???? places "his" hand on Beck's fce
* Face
* 9:59Finn168719???? sees the small statue of Cthulhu buried in the sand
* Which it was almost buried
* 10:00Hiddenlich
* He leaves a marking on her face, and disappears into the trees
* The shadowy figures and brown pelicans disperse
* 10:01TheEnderGamerZoidberg: I'm confused
* 10:01Beckitten27Beck: that was odd
* 10:01TheEnderGamerZoidberg: I think they're trying to get her to join them
* 10:01Beckitten27Beck: oh well
* 10:01Finn168719FM-356 enters the hut to relax in there
* 10:01TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Hey, can I come with?
* 10:02Finn168719FM-356: Alright then...
* 10:02TheEnderGamerZoidberg walks into the hut
* Zoidberg: Nice place you got here
* 10:02HiddenlichThe symbol looks like this:
* 10:03Finn168719brb playing Skyrim as a Dwarf named "Urist McDwarf" which is a modded race
* 10:03TheEnderGamerok
* 10:04Hiddenlich
* A three pelicans land on the roof of the hut
* They are exhausted
* 10:04Beckitten27Beck: i hope nothing bad happens as a result of this
* 10:06TheEnderGamerZoidberg runs into the ocean and catches fish
* 10:06Hiddenlich
* It is sunset
* 10:07TheEnderGamerZoidberg puts the fish into a bag
* Except for one, which he eats
* 10:07Hiddenlich???? is looking towards the sun, while a pelican is resting on his arm
* But this one is a Peruvian pelican
* ????: Lobzerach!
* He is directing it to Zoidberg
* 10:09TheEnderGamerDirecting it as in it's looking at him?
* 10:10HiddenlichYes
* 10:10TheEnderGamerok
* Zoidberg continues to eat the fish
* He eats the tail and is done
* 10:11Hiddenlich???? approaches Zoidberg, while the Peruvian pelican flies away
* 10:11TheEnderGamerZoidberg: What do you want?
* 10:11Hiddenlich???? lifts his palm to the sky
* 10:11TheEnderGamerZoidberg looks up
* 10:11Hiddenlich????: Storm, regata han terroo
* 10:12Hiddenlich????: Hydrera, sangre, heshack.
* 10:12TheEnderGamerZoidberg: I AIN'T JOINING YOUR WEIRD CULT THING \*scuttles off\*
* 10:12Hiddenlich???? looks towards the sunset once more
* ????: \*Thinking\* If they won't listen, then they will suffer under Nature's wrath.
* nature
* ???? disappears once the sun goes under the horizon
* 10:14TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Is anyone hungry? I have fish!
* 10:15Hiddenlich
* It starts to become cold, as the sky enters its nightly routine
* 10:16TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Is it just me, or is it getting colder...
* 10:16Beckitten27Beck: i'd better find a place to sleep
* TheEnderGamerZoidberg goes in the hut
* 10:18HiddenlichWhat does Beck look like?
* User909 has joined the chat.
* 10:18HiddenlichI have wondered about it for quite some time
* Welcome back
* 10:19User909thx
* 10:20Beckitten27i can't make a drawing to show you, otherwise i would have a while ago
* 10:20TheEnderGamerOne of the windows of the plane is broken open
* Zoidberg: Hm?
* Bender climbs out
* 10:21User909Horseshoe Crab Man shows up
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 10:21TheEnderGamerBender: Finally I get out! That place was crammed, the seats and stuff were EVERYWHERE. Jeez.
* 10:21User909Horseshoe Crab Man: THIS IS MY TERRITORY!
* 10:21Beckitten27Beck: i just want a place to sleep so i can survive
* 10:21TheEnderGamerBender: The hell are you?
* 10:21Hiddenlich
* ???? taps Beck's shoulder
* 10:21User909Horseshoe Crab Man screeches and dances like a chicken
* 10:22TheEnderGamerBender: Okay, you're a weirdo. Next per-Zoidberg?
* 10:22Beckitten27Beck: ?
* 10:22Hiddenlich???? is holding a bucket of water
* 10:22TheEnderGamerZoidberg: I don't remember seeing you on the plane...
* 10:23HiddenlichHe points to a cloud in the distance, and starts sprinkling the water on the ground
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 10:23User909
* Horseshoe Crab Man is native to the island
* 10:23Beckitten27Beck: i don't understand
* 10:23TheEnderGamerBender: Ah, I accidently tripped and fell off a cliff, then I extended my arms and grabbed this plane, and secretly climbed in there. Weird story, I know.
* 10:23Hiddenlich???? then does the death sign with his hand and neck
* 10:24TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Oookay...
* Bender sees ????
* Bender: HOLY CRAP WHO THE HELL IS THAT
* 10:24Beckitten27Beck: i don't want to die!
* 10:24User909Horseshoe Crab Man shoots a stream of hemocyanin at Zoidberg's face
* 10:24TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Some weird voodoo dude or something. I dunno.
* 10:24User909Horseshoe Crab Man: INTRUDERS! GET OUT!
* 10:25TheEnderGamerwhat the heck is hemocyanin
* 10:25User909Horseshoe Crab Man dances like a chicken again
* 10:25Hiddenlich???? appears behind Horseshoe Crab Man, and points to a cloud in the distance
* 10:25User909https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemocyanin
* 10:25HiddenlichHe makes the hand signal for death
* 10:25User909Horseshoe Crab Man: WHY IS EVERYONE SO INVASIVE ARRRGH
* Horseshoe Crab Man hides under a rock
* 10:26Hiddenlich????: ...
* 10:26TheEnderGamerZoidberg: MY EYES THEY'RE BURNING
* 10:26Hiddenlich???? puts his hand over his cow skull mask
* (Facepalm(
* (Facepalm(
* That is what he is doing
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 10:26TheEnderGamerBender hands Zoidberg a tissue
* Zoidberg wipes his eyes
* Zoidberg: That's a bit better
* 10:27Hiddenlich???? draws a cloud in the sand
* 10:27User909Horseshoe Crab Man screeches some more
* 10:27Beckitten27Beck: what, is the cloud evil or something?
* 10:27MamaLuigi22Suddenly...A silent man walks up to the group
* The McDonald's theme is
* hummed by the man
* 10:27HiddenlichModern times
* I just need to point that out
* 10:28MamaLuigi22Ronald exist in modern day commercials
* hes modern
* 10:28TheEnderGamerBender: The he-Is that the song from the commercials for McDonalds?
* Zoidberg: Yes, it is
* 10:28HiddenlichI never said he didn't. I just want to prevent some kind of futuristic events
* Event
* 10:28User909Horseshoe Crabs show up and go towards Horseshoe Crab Man
* Horseshoe Crab Man starts talking with the Horseshoe Crabs
* 10:28MamaLuigi22Ronald: Hello motherf\*ckers!
* 10:29Hiddenlich???? draws lines coming out of the cloud
* 10:29TheEnderGamerBender: Holy crap that clown has a dirty mouth
* 10:29HiddenlichHe then draws the island below the cloud, and shows a flood
* 10:29TheEnderGamerBender: I love it
* 10:29MamaLuigi22Ronald: Buy more food \*sshole!
* 10:29TheEnderGamerZoidberg: I don't see a shop on this island
* 10:29Finn168719back
* 10:30User909Wb Finn
* 10:30TheEnderGamerwelcome back
* 10:30HiddenlichHe then draws a large crustacean standing in the midst of the flood
* 10:30User909The Horseshoe Crab Man and his minions go away
* 10:30HiddenlichHe gives it horns, and draws the symbol that Beck has on her face
* 10:30Finn168719Maxwell appears with the notebook, feeling underestimated by ML22's attempt on changing the plot
* Maxwell appears to be more 9000% more powerful than GabeN
* 10:31TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Hello there
* 10:31Finn168719be 9000% \*
* 10:31TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Who are you?
* 10:31Finn168719And Maxwell is beyond the power of Chuck Norris
* Maxwell: The one, who shall prevent the plot from being changed.
* 10:31TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Ok then
* 10:32Hiddenlich???? points at Beck ????: Electus... unum...
* 10:32Beckitten27Beck: um... should i not be here?
* 10:32TheEnderGamerBender: Yo, you using some kind of voodoo or something?
* 10:32HiddenlichLightning cracks in the sky
* 10:33Finn168719Maxwell: Since i feel a great disturbance around this place.... The Edgelord is trying to change the plot to his own liking!
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 10:33User909A coconut tree grows legs and walks around
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 10:33User909Coconut Tree: I'm sick tired of people peeing at me! I'm a tree not an urinal!
* 10:34Hiddenlich????: Tonkee yah to wah ho hey hey hey hoh
* 10:34TheEnderGamerBender: There's some screwed up s\*\*\* going on here isn't there
* Devingee has joined the chat.
* 10:34User909Yo Devin buddy
* 10:34TheEnderGamerHey devin
* 10:34Finn168719a poorly made boat is seen in the distance, with 3 Shrek Barbarians riding it
* Hello Debbin
* 10:34Devingeehi
* Hi Zoidberg
* 10:35Hiddenlich???? draws a spiral on his drawing
* 10:35TheEnderGamerI changed my profile picture because why not zoidberg
* 10:35HiddenlichHe shoves his staff in the center of the spiral
* 10:35User909The coconut tree throws a coconut at everyone from the group who at least ONCE peed at her
* 10:35Hiddenlich???? backs away from the staff, and lightning strikes it
* 10:35Finn168719Maxwell: It's time to destroy... The Edgelord's plot device when he dares try to do it.
* 10:35TheEnderGamerZoidberg had not peed on her
* 10:36Devingeeslow down
* 10:36Beckitten27hi devin
* 10:36Finn168719Speed up
* 10:36DevingeeI'm using my slow laptop
* I'm using my slow laptop
* 10:36User909???? is hit by a coconut at his shoulder, since he peed once at the tree
* 10:36Beckitten27i'm sorry to hear that
* 10:36Hiddenlich???? starts dancing around the burning staff
* The shadowy figures from earlier join him
* 10:37TheEnderGamerZoidberg: What's this voodoo this guy is using?
* 10:37User909The coconut tree dances together
* 10:37TheEnderGamerBender: Leave him alone, probably some r\*\*\*\*\*ed weirdo
* 10:38Hiddenlich
* Greenish aura is generated from the staff
* 10:38User909She has, however, some problems in following the rhythm of Mr.Question Mark
* 10:38Finn168719Maxwell implements the adjective "Wizardly" on Zoidberg
* 10:38DevingeeToday, what game are we doing?
* 10:39TheEnderGamerWhat does that do in scribblenauts?
* 10:39Hiddenlich???? dances towards the staff, which is only bright with aura, not flame
* He grabs it and hands it to Beck
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 10:39Finn168719The Shrek Barbarians entered the island
* Maxwell feels relief since ML22 left
* 10:40Hiddenlich
* The Shrek barbarians are made of red aura
* 10:40TheEnderGamerWait nvm
* I looked it up
* Zoidberg: Huh. This is nice.
* Zoidberg: Where'd I get this from though?
* 10:40Beckitten27beck: ?
* 10:40Hiddenlich????: \*To Beck\* Electus... unum...
* The words are in latin
* 10:41User909The Coconut Tree accidentally steps on a Horseshoe Crab while dancing. The stomp kills it
* 10:41Beckitten27(i don't understand latin)
* 10:41Finn168719The Shrek Barbarians see ???? and charges at it
* 10:41TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Wait, I got this after that kid wrote in his notebook... Coincidence or is this kid magic or something?
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 10:41User909Google translate
* 10:41TheEnderGamerBender: A magic kid? \*laughs\*
* 10:41Hiddenlich????: SHAKA HARI AY AY AY AY AY!!!
* 10:42Finn168719Maxwell: Oh great, I feel a great disturbance again...
* 10:42Hiddenlich
* The shadowy figures pound their staffs into the dirt
* 10:42User909Horseshoe Crab Man's crab senses tingle and he heads to that place again, only to find one of his kind murdered
* 10:42DevingeeShould we create versions of Weegeepedia in other languages?
* 10:42HiddenlichDevingee, not now
* 10:42TheEnderGamerZoidberg: \*to Maxwell\* Hey kid, did you give me this stuff?
* 10:42HiddenlichWe are roleplaying
* 10:42User909Horseshoe Crab Man: YOU KILLED ONE OF MY KIND! YOU WILL PAY FOR IT!
* 10:43Finn168719Maxwell: Because i am bored.
* 10:43User909The Horseshoe Crab Man starts fighting with the tree
* 10:43TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Ok then
* Zoidberg pretends to shoot magic, but actually shoots magic at the wall
* Zoidberg: Woah...
* 10:43Devingeefine
* 10:43Beckitten27Beck: what, do i just copy you or something?
* 10:43TheEnderGamerBender: Holy crap! Where'd you get this, kid?
* 10:44Finn168719Maxwell: I'm actually beyond the god level.
* 10:44Hiddenlich????: Pwofesi a menm ki pral konmanse avèk ou, Beck.
* 10:44TheEnderGamerBender: That's cute. Now tell me, where'd you get it from/
* 10:44Hiddenlich???? is waiting for Beck to grab the staff
* 10:45Beckitten27beck grabs it
* 10:45User909Horseshoe Crab Man is slain by the tree
* 10:45Hiddenlich
* The green aura flows around Beck
* 10:45User909The entire Horseshoe Crabkin shakes with the sudden loss of their local leader
* 10:45Hiddenlich
* The island starts to rumble
* 10:45Finn168719Maxwell: From the notebook.
* 10:45TheEnderGamerBender: Hold on, let me try something. Can I have that for a second?
* 10:46Finn168719Maxwell: And i can slay Chuck Norris with only a notebook.
* 10:46Hiddenlich????: Dictum coeperant
* 10:46Devingeegtg
* 10:46TheEnderGamerbye
* 10:46User909bye
* 10:46Devingeebye
* 10:46User909The Horseshoe Crabs hold an election to declare who will be their new leader
* 10:46Finn168719bye
* Maxwell appears infront of the Horseshoe Crabs
* Maxwell: I know what a leader shall be.
* 10:47User909They eventually elect a random trilobite
* 10:47Hiddenlich
* While the Horseshoe Crabs debate, an ancient crustacean awakens from the sea
* 10:47Beckitten27Beck: i hope i didn't make a mistake
* 10:47Finn168719Maxwell spawns Urist Mcshrek
* 10:47User909Now every single of them are trilobites
* 10:47Hiddenlich
* No
* Don't go that far Finn
* 10:48TheEnderGamerBender: Kid, can I have that notebook for a second please?
* 10:48Finn168719oh
* Devingee has left the chat.
* 10:48Finn168719Maxwell: No.
* 10:48TheEnderGamerBender: Please?
* 10:49HiddenlichIt is a very large Japanese spider crab covered with barnacles crawls onto the shore
* 10:49Finn168719Maxwell: I have an important task in my mind to do!
* 10:49Hiddenlich???? points to the crab
* 10:49Finn168719Maxwell summons a friendly Cthulhu and flies away while riding it
* 10:49TheEnderGamerBender: Me too, now can I ha-aww crap
* 10:50HiddenlichJapanese Spider Crab: \*In Horseshoe\* I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 10:50User909More trilobites are elected to help the trilobite leader and, after some minor changes at their politics, they turn into a left-wing unitary parliamentary government
* 10:50Beckitten27beck does not understand
* 10:50TheEnderGamerBender extends his arm to grab Cthulhu's leg
* 10:51User909The island is their only territory
* 10:51HiddenlichThe Japanese spider crab attacks Zoidberg
* 10:51TheEnderGamerZoidberg: WHOOP WHOOP \*scuttles away\*
* 10:52Sling King.
* 10:52TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Wait, I'm gonna let a little crab make fun of me?
* Zoidberg walks back
* 10:52Beckitten27i forgot you were here sling
* 10:53Sling KingI forgoti was here
* 10:53Finn168719Maxwell's Cthulhu appears infront of the Japanese spider crab and tries to tell the crab why is he attacking Zoidberg
* 10:53User909Neo-Trilobitean Prime Minister: THE DAQU-DAQU HAS AWAKENED
* 10:53HiddenlichThe Japanese spider crab runs off to attack the trilobites for betraying him
* 10:54User909The trilobite army is sent to deal with the Japanese spider crab. They go for the legs
* 10:54Finn168719Maxwell generates a large spear for his Cthulhu to grab and attacks the Japanese spider crab
* 10:55HiddenlichJapanese Spider Crab: \*In Horseshoe\* YOU BETRAYED YOUR OWN RACE FOR AN EXTINCT ANCESTOR!
* 10:55TheEnderGamerThis talk about maxwell has caused me to play Scribblenauts
* I must say: Thank you
* 10:55Beckitten27Beck: wait a minute, shouldn't I be trying to get home?
* 10:55Hiddenlich
* The water levels rise
* 10:56TheEnderGamerZoidberg and Bender swim
* 10:56User909The army of 32 trilobites attack the Japanese Spider Crab
* 10:56Beckitten27Beck: i guess i did make a mistake
* 10:56Finn168719Cthulhu stabs the Japanese Spider Crab at the leg
* 10:57Hiddenlich
* The Japanese spider crab gives off a red aura
* 10:57Finn168719Cthulhu glares at the Japanese spider crab
* 10:58HiddenlichJapanese Spider Crab: I WILL NOT ALLOW CRABS TO BECOME EXTINCT FOR PREHISTORIC CREATURES!
* Japanese Spider Crab: THE AGE OF THE TRILOBITES IS NO LONGER RELEVANT!
* 10:58Finn168719Cthulhu: I'm going to stab you in the eye!
* Cthulhu prepares to stab the Japanese Spider Crab in the eye with a spear
* 10:59HiddenlichThe Japanese Spider Crab stabs his leg into Cthulhu's neck artery
* 10:59User909Trilobite prime minister: HORSESHOE CRABS AREN'T EVEN CRUSTACEANS
* 10:59Finn168719Cthulhu falls to the ground
* Cthulhu coughs out blood
* 11:00TheEnderGamerZoidberg: I'm not going to interfere here...
* 11:00Finn168719Maxwell gives Cthulhu a rifle
* 11:00TheEnderGamerBender: Me neither
* 11:00Finn168719Cthulhu: YOU!
* Cthulhu aims the rifle at the Japanese Spider Crab
* Cthulhu began shooting
* 11:00HiddenlichThe Japanese spider crab is torn apart by the bullets
* 11:01TheEnderGamerBender starts drinking beer
* 11:01HiddenlichIt collapses and is washed away by the rising waves
* ????: ...
* 11:01Finn168719Maxwell adds the healing adjective to Cthulhu
* 11:02Hiddenlich???? kneels on the ground
* 11:02Beckitten27Beck: ?
* 11:02Finn168719Maxwell looks at ????
* Maxwell: I'm your Multiversian god
* 11:03Hiddenlich????: My cause is no longer relevant
* ???? look at a lone piece of the crab's shell not swept away by the waves
* Looks
* 11:05User909Trilobite Philosopher: Death...so meaningful to the surroundings...yet so meaningless to the departed...begone fear!
* 11:05Finn168719Maxwell summons a giant Trilobite
* 11:05HiddenlichThere are corpses of dead pelicans in the area
* Other watch the trilobites closely
* Others
* 11:07Finn168719The Pelican warriors appeared at the shore, armed with sticks
* 11:07User909The trilobites build some sand castles
* 11:07Hiddenlich
* The pelicans are not sentient
* 11:07User909However, they are destroyed by the waves
* 11:07HiddenlichThey are just your average bird trying to survive
* They can't reason
* 11:08Finn168719Maxwell decides to create a Sand Stronghold for the Trilobites to live in
* 11:08Hiddenlich
* Two weeks later
* 11:08User909Trilobite Prime Minister: Today...one of our first cities was destroyed. Trilobitia, with the age of 4 minutes, was destroyed by the wrathful sea. So this day...we declare war to the sea waves!
* 11:08HiddenlichMost of the pelicans have migrated away from the island
* 11:08User909The trilobites populate the stronghold and from there, launch pointless attacks to the sea waves
* 11:09Finn168719Maxwell: I can help you destroy the sea waves.
* Maxwell spawns a drain to lower the sea level
* 11:09Hiddenlich???? isolates himself in the island cave, while the shadowy figures have completely vanished
* 11:09User909The trilobites build small cities where was the beach
* 11:10HiddenlichThe plane wreckage is most cleared, but it's remains are rusty and very dangerous
* Its
* Mostly
* 11:10User909They start sending trilobites to the sea to hunt for food
* 11:11Finn168719The sea level is drained to Continental Shelf level
* 11:11Hiddenlich
* There is a more land for the island, but the ocean remains
* 11:11Finn168719Due to the sea level being reduced to Continental Shelf level
* 11:11HiddenlichIt is about the size of Papua New Guinea due to the drainage
* New Guinea
* 11:13Beckitten27Beck: i have nothing to do now
* 11:13HiddenlichTrilobite: We are the great civilization!
* Trilobite: No longer does our species tremble in fossils!
* Trilobite: We are free!
* The trilobite enters his sand den
* Her
* 11:14User909Trilobite 2: We will rise again! The Great Dying didn't hold us back!
* 11:15Finn168719The Trilobites see a ship heading to the island to colonize it
* It appears to be far away
* 11:15Hiddenlich
* A helicopter lands near the island shore
* 11:15User909The trilobite population of the island just reached FIFTY citizens, including the politicians
* 11:16Finn168719Cthulhu starts a disco party
* 11:16HiddenlichPilot: Papa Bird, human inhabitants con-
* The pilot stares at Cthulhu in horror
* Pilot: Get the military! The equivalent of Godzilla is on this island!
* 11:17TheEnderGamerZoidberg starts doing the crab "scuttling from side to side"
* 11:17Finn168719Cthulhu flies away
* 11:17TheEnderGamerBender breakdances
* Bender: Aw the party is over?
* 11:17Finn168719Maxwell erases Cthulhu
* Devingee has joined the chat.
* 11:17Finn168719Maxwell spawns Devinzilla
* 11:17DevingeeI'm having problems translating Weegee's name into Korean
* 11:18HiddenlichDevin
* Don't use a translator
* 11:18DevingeeIt keeps coming up as "Louisiana"
* 11:18TheEnderGamerBender: What the hell is that?
* 11:18HiddenlichWe need actual people who are fluent or can actually speak the foreign language that can type up the wiki
* 11:18User909And we need a reason to do so
* 11:18DevingeeIt can work, if you're smart with it. I just need to work out the kinks, figure out the foreign context, etc.
* Lots of grammar issues
* 11:19HiddenlichGiorgio A. Tsoukalos comes out of the helicopter
* Tsoukalos: Trilobites?
* Finn168719 has left the chat.
* 11:19DevingeeI made Weegee's Chinese name into "Hypnosis Luigi"
* 11:19HiddenlichTsoukalos snaps his fingers
* 11:19DevingeeBecause Weegee didn't translate
* And everything else came out as "Terrible Luigi"
* 11:20HiddenlichTsoukalos: Aliens! This will prove my theory about aliens to the world!
* 11:20DevingeeYus
* 11:20User909The trilobites build tiny cute houses around the stronghold
* Those are for the military so they can react quickly to attacks
* 11:21Hiddenlich
* Beck hears flute music
* 11:22User909i gtg
* bye
* 11:22Beckitten27Beck: ?
* 11:22TheEnderGameraw
* bye
* 11:22Beckitten27Beck: i like music
* 11:22Hiddenlich
* ???? is playing the flute by a hole in the ground
* His Peruvian pelican lies their dead
* There
* 11:23Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry
* 11:24Hiddenlich???? stops playing and looks at Beck
* ????: You didn't understand me. It's not your fault.
* 11:25Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry for your loss
* 11:25Hiddenlich????: ...
* ???? looks at his bird
* ????: Five years. It was the best thing that ever happened to me in five years.
* 11:26Beckitten27Beck: i should probably go so you can think without being interrupted
* 11:26Hiddenlich????: Cursed under a horseshoe crab's "god", I lost my ability to speak English
* ????: I only spoke traces of other languages and gibberish
* ????: The bird was the only one that could understand me.
* ???? touches his wrist with a shard of metal
* 11:28Beckitten27Beck: what are you doing?
* 11:29Hiddenlich????: Through blood, I gain relief. Through relief, my chains are broken.
* ???? slits a line down his arm
* ????: Death shall set me free.
* 11:30Beckitten27(i was hoping you weren't going there, and now i just don't know what to do)
* 11:30Hiddenlich
* The shadowy figures chant int he trees
* In the
* ????: Death makes one strong. Spiritual connections are unlimited this way. The gods know of all intentions. You become what they say you aren't.
* ???? stands up
* ????: Goodbye, Beck. Perhaps we will cross paths in the afterlife, or when we meet up with Gaia.
* 11:32Beckitten27Beck: i guess there's nothing i can do now
* 11:33Hiddenlich????: Heh heh heh heh heh...
* ???? starts to lose balance
* ????: Ha ha ha ha!
* ????: HA HA HA HA HA!!
* ???? dies
* 11:34Beckitten27Beck: i'm just going to go...
* 11:34TheEnderGamerBender punches ???? in the face before he dies
* 11:34Beckitten27Beck leaves
* 11:34Devingeegtg
* 11:34TheEnderGamerbye
* 11:34Beckitten27bye devin!
* 11:34Devingeebye
* 11:34Hiddenlich
* ???? mask falls off
* 11:35Beckitten27Beck: now what?
* 11:35TheEnderGamerBender: I just punched an old man in the face and I don't feel bad! TAKE THAT LAW ENFORCEMENT!
* 11:36Beckitten27Beck: i have nothing to do
* 11:37TheEnderGamerBender: Hey girl
* 11:37Beckitten27Beck: hi
* Hiddenlich
* A flute plays in the distance
* 11:39Beckitten27Beck: i must be hearing things
* 11:39Hiddenlichhttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/63/69/f6/6369f602073572a28bf42087b8087301.jpg This person is playing it
* Shadowy Figure: The sage...
* 11:40TheEnderGamerWait wasn't that the guy who died
* 11:40HiddenlichWho says he was the only one of his "kind"?
* 11:40TheEnderGameroh
* oh
* OH
* ok
* 11:41Hiddenlich???? points to dark cloud in the sky
* A dark cloud
* ????: It will storm.
* 11:43Beckitten27Beck: i must not be understanding something
* 11:44TheEnderGamerBender: Does it look like I give a crap?
* 11:44Hiddenlich????: The blood of Chamas is on our hands
* 11:44TheEnderGamerBender: The blood of who now?
* Zoidberg: BLOOD?!
* 11:45Hiddenlich????: That wasn't the one who made that girl the electus unum.
* ????: He lives in the cave.
* 11:46TheEnderGamerZoidberg: The guy who ate the pilot?
* 11:46Hiddenlich????: No
* 11:47Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry if i did anything wrong
* 11:47Hiddenlich????: The one who foretold the storm gave you the staff
* ????: Where did you put it?