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Tallenna toivelistasi

Klikkaa sivun alalaidassa olevaa oranssia nappia, jossa lukee 'Tallenna toivelistasi'.

Sen jälkeen sivun päälle aukeaa ponnahdusikkuna, jossa sinua pyydetään vahvistamaan sähköpostiosoitteesi. Sähköpostiosoitteen voi antaa suoraan tai sitten sosiaalisen median palvelun kautta, mutta joka tapauksessa palvelu tarvitsee sähköpostiosoitteesi toimiakseen.

Sitten palvelu lähettää sinulle sähköpostia ja kertoo siitä myös sinulle sen saman ponnahdusikkunan kautta. Tässä voit myös tarkistaa, että annoit sähköpostiosoitteesi oikein. Jos kaikki näyttää hyvältä, niin voit sulkea ponnahdusikkunan ja jatkaa lahjalistasi tekemistä, tai sitten mennä vahvistamaan sähköpostiosoitteesi saman tien.

Jos suljet ponnahdusikkunan, niin sinua jää kuitenkin muistuttamaan listan vahvistamisesta oranssi nappi sivun alalaitaan. Nappia painamalla voit myös avata sen edellisen ponnahdusikkunan uudestaan ja lähettää uuden vahvistusviestin, jos et ole saannut sitä edellistä. Vahvistusviesti ovat kuitenkin olleet hyvin nopeita ja luotettavia, joten ennen kuin tilaat uuden vahvistusviestin on syytä katsoa, että sähköposti ei ole mennyt jonnekin väärään kansioon.

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Lahjalistan luominen

Ensimmäiseksi mene wishsimplyn www-sivulle. Klikkaa isoa oranssia nappia, jossa lukee 'Luo uusi lahjalista'.

Sen jälkeen näet jo lahjalistasi. Nyt se on luotu, mutta jotta se säilyisi se pitää vielä tallettaa. Katsotaan kuitenkin ensin, että mitä sillä sivulla voi tehdä ennenkuin mennään siihen tallettamiseen, koska todennäköisesti nyt on hyvä hetki jatkaa vähän pidemmälle.

Lahjalistalta puuttuu nyt vielä vähän tietoja, mutta sitä varten siellä on kolme pallukkaa ohjaamassa käyttäjää tekemään tarvittavat toimenpiteet.

1. Lisää lahjatoiveita lahjalistallesi. Tämä ei ole välttämätön toimenpide, mutta mikä lahjalista se on, jos siellä ei ole lahjatoiveita? Voit lisätä sinne alkuun minkä tahansa asian tai vain muutaman kirjaimen, niin "opit" miten lahjatoive lisätään ja ensimmäinen pallukka sulkeutuu. Jos haluat lopettaa jo tähän, mutta kuitenkin jatkaa myöhemminen, niin klikkaa sivun alalaidasta oranssia 'Tallenna toivelistasi' nappia.
2. Lisää tietosi lahjalistalle, jotta ihmiset, jotka kutsut katsomaan listaasi tunnistavat sen sinun listaksesi. (Tietoja ei näytetä muille).
3. Kutsu joku katsomaan listaasi. Jos et halua kutsua vielä, niin klikkaa sivun alalaidasta oranssia 'Tallenna toivelistasi' nappia.

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Palvelun ominaisuudet

WishSimplyn sivulla palvelun ominaisuudet sivu listaa palvelun kaikki tärkeimmät ominaisuudet. Sivulla ja palvelussa ne on myös pelillistetty siten, että aina uuden ominaisuuden käytöstä saa peleistä tuttuja kokemuspisteitä ja vihreän väkäsen ko. sivulle sen merkiksi, että on käyttänyt kyseistä ominaisuutta. Tämä toiminnallisuus on tarkoittu kannustamaan käyttäjiä löytämään kaikki palvelun ominaisuudet hauskalla tavalla ja saamaan sitä kautta mahdollisimman paljon irti siitä.
Battle of Crocodile Rock

## Combatants

Free States of Appomattox
Cancer Coalition

## Commanders

ViceThe Janitor

The Crystal Princess
John Curtains
Father John
General Tso

## Strength

Appomattox Free Army
Knights of Mars Auxiliaries
Sarifian Volunteers

Weeaboo Militia
Australian 1st Army

## Casualties

Near Total
Heavy

**The Battle of Crocodile Rock** (ワニのセックス) also known as **The Last Stand at Crocodile Rock** was the final battle of the Great Autism War and lead to its ultimate conclusion with the dissolution of the Free States of Appomattox.
Complicated Computational Compassion Compass

A Complicated Computation Compassion Compass *(コンピューター*) is a navigation device used for better exploration of the Discordant Realms and other such vistas. Compasses typically are hosts for the lower spirit presence of Windows but some may house sorcerous cyberentity Gentoo, though such a happening is extremely rare. There have also been reports of some manner of Applecore brand compasses, but many speculate these were lost overtime.

Compasses are known to have rect-angular looking glasses for divining distant areas via Remote Viewing. With a mysterious apparatus still under research claims have been made that this experience of remote viewing may be heightened to full-on Astral Projection, but the field is considered experimental at best.

Compasses are also known to have boards hosting The Lesser Key of Solomon and many other keys which are used to better express intent, live mice that are kept live and jacked into the matrix to pinpoint positions more easily, motherboards to provide further boards through a feminine egg-centric reasoning process (thus, this device is incompatible with Eggless Travel), and of course RAM.

WeskerPawnch had to conduct Surgery on his own compass during the Night of Long Installs. Additionally a compass is the primary means of accessing The Skyrim Scrolls.
JamiORGs Wiki

**Welcome to the JamiORGs Wiki!**
This wiki is dedicated to chronicling the ORGs hosted by Qween Jamie Bourn, starting with Survivor: Tuvalu: The Sinking Island.

## Important articles

* Survivor: Tuvalu: The Sinking Island: The first season in the JamiORG canon.
* Survivor: Burundi: The second season in the JamiORG canon.
* Survivor: Antigua and Barbuda: The third season in the JamiORG canon.
* Who is... The Mole?: The fourth season and first non-Survivor season in the JamiORG canon.
* Survivor: Northern Ireland: The fifth season (fourth Survivor season) in the JamiORG canon.
Microsoft Blue Hell

Microsoft Blue Hell (*死のブルースクリーン*) is a horrifying phenomenon that serves as a gateway outside of reality into a blue void that no Complicated Computational Compassion Compass may navigate out of once fully ensnared. This may be encountered by Clipping, doing a Wrong Warp with Eggless Travel, or having a Windows-based compass malfunction and allow you to find yourself caught in the fogs of corruption. It is believed to be impossible to eggless travel out of and the only instance of overcoming this pit of non-existence was seen by WeskerPawnch reseating the RAM during the Night of Long Installs.

It is believed to be the final destination of the Backrooms, and no entities reside within it. Paradoxically, whoever enters shall be trapped alone but may still retain dwindling communications that will fade within a season's time.
Wigger

"Yeah, boi!"

Wigger (God of Fatass Barz) was a powerful entity of unknown origins.  He was a Primordial God, believed to have been born at around the same time as Mell and his brothers.  Despite this fact, his existence was virtually unknown until he made an attempt on their lives.

Wigger claims to have discovered his Stand in his mom's drawer.  He is also an expert in the art of rapping as well as combat.

## **Appearance**

Wigger is often seen in a black wife-beater, orange sunglasses, and a sideways baseball cap.  He's also white as all hell.

## **Personality**

This entity is extremely volatile.  He is easy to agitate as is often aggressive to anyone who crosses his path.

## **Abilities**

Wigger is an abnormally strong Stand User.  His Stand is "Cleanin Up."  It manifests as a massive set of brass knuckles with a joust attached to them.

His Stand possesses incredible strength.  He is able to defeat Gaybo in one hit and nearly kills Mell in the blink of an eye.  When released, his Stand can also cut through the spacetime continuum which hints at his true origins.  It is said that Wigger came from a different universe entirely.

Wigger is able to rap at such a pace and skill that it throws off his opponents.  He uses this as a distraction to gain the upper hand.

## **Wigger vs Team Gay**

The motives behind Wigger's vicious attack that fateful day remains unknown.  He appeared out of a nebula and immediately assaulted both Gay Robot and Retard Brother.

Mell was quick to intervene but his refusal to use his Stand resulted in him being almost defeated in an instant.

   Wigger Flash Stepped to Mell almost as soon as the engagement began.  Mell was given no time to react, but at the last second, Nellie jumped in between them.  Mell was spared but Wigger activated Cleanin Up and split Nellie in half with a single swing.  This action caused her lower torso to be sent into an unknown realm while the rest of her corpse was left floating in the careless vacuum of space.

Mell flew into a rage at the sight of this and activated his own Stand.  Within a microsecond, the clash of gods was over.  A mere flash of light was all anyone could see.  All that remained after the duel was Wigger's semi-burnt hat.

## **The Cult Rises**

In the modern era, there are whispers of a devious cult of mortals on Earth who wish to revive their lord and help him conquer the cosmos.

How exactly this group plans to go about such a task or their goals for doing so remain just as uncertain as their existence.
Vice

"Nice bit boy, nice bit. Yeehaw!"

Vice is Weskerpawnch's foremost associate and motivational speaker. He is currently the CEO and sole proprietor of Fag Cabs LLC and owner of Club Vicewave, a notorious Neo-Nazi/Yakuza hangout and meth distribution front.

A freewheeling sycophant and insatiable ladder climber by nature, his former posts include; Emperor of the Holy Cocaine Empire, President of the Free States of Appomattox, Magistrate of San Castillo, Grand Duke of Antietam, Autocrat of New Detroit, Princeps Civitatis of New Detriot, Prince-Consort of Palgrave, Grand Pontiff of Shiloh, and Marshal in the Knights of Mars. The fact that he has been forcibly evicted from all of these occupations should provide a clear indication of his actual abilities.

Most recently he has abandoned all of his duties and responsibilities to undertake an epic foray into the Discordant Realms to conquer them for the betterment of mankind.

### Appearance

Vice is an umbrella of indeterminate origin, carried around by a teal haired anime girl. It is unknown whether his self is contained entirely within the umbrella; the anime girl, or whether the entities are one in the same. Neither actually speak, preferring to communicate through a disembodied male voice.

### Personality

Vice spends his time alternating between unintentionally and intentionally pissing people off. According to himself, the call of adventure perpetually seizes his imagination and marches through his veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. Because of this he is constantly traveling to terrifying places and interacting with insane people. He also tends to randomly disappear for extended periods of time without a single word, only to return much later with horror stories he's collected, something he finds incredibly fun. It is unknown if these actions are due to malice, incompetence, idiocy, or backwards Martian morality. Probably all. Honest to God, a lifetime addiction to extended release amphetamines has probably just driven him completely insane at this point.

### Abilities

Vice is a self proclaimed stand user. His stand is called「White Gravity」which has the ability to cause an extremely powerful explosion within a 5 foot radius of himself. As Vice rarely every comes in physical contact with other beings, his stand is almost never activated. This stand power was supposedly awakened when Weskerpawnch kicked Vice in the teeth during the former's entrance into the Bush Dimension. It's worth noting that this may not be an actual stand due to its contradiction to traditional stand formatting, and may actually be an elaborate imitation.

Vice is a self proclaimed expert of the martial arts style **"Shove an umbrella up your ass and open it."** It's unknown what this martial art is as it has yet to be demonstrated in combat.

Due to his eye condition, Vice can go to 3D movies and see them in 3D without wearing the glasses. He cannot actually shoot lasers out of his eyes, as the page image might lead you to believe, that's just a power fantasy.
Due to his Umbrella race modifier, Vice suffers no negative penalties from rain.
Cursed Mio Energy Drink

The Cursed Mio Energy Drink (*闇の秘薬*) was a mysterious water flavor enhancer found in the Grand Necropolis crypt floor in a very deep, old, especially forbidden sector by WeskerPawnch. At the suggestion of Vice (and some say the Janitor was present as well) Wesker imbibed the sacramental nectar blood and as it spread through his body the viel was torn away and the Eldritch Truth was made known to him. He had become a Mionite warrior with newfound abilities including rapid regeneration and heightened senses and physical performance. That being said, Vice also drank from the eggular chalice and had zero effects beyond getting a slightly tangy, fruity taste in his mouth. It is sure though if one is to take it and undergo a spiritual transformation they must survive the maddening visions that lay on the other side of sanity.

It is believed that the Cursed Mio Energy Drink was a sorcerous tool of the feared yet unknown Old Ones to gift their chosen Floridian priests with great power. It is also possible they used it to flavor their water to give it a slightly tangy, fruity taste.
The Sun

"It's about to get toasty!"

The Sun is the closest star to Earth.  He is also a Stand user of unimaginable power.

He has a long rivalry with Team Gay.  It is unclear when or where The Sun was born, but it is believed he may very well be on par with the godly likes of Gaybo and the boys.

## **Appearance**

The Sun is buff and hunky.  His muscles are far better described as slabs of hulking man meat.  He wears unzipped bluejeans and a weird belt.  His head is made of plasma, and as a result, a headbutt from him would easily be lethal.

## **Personality**

Despite being entirely composed of raging plasma, The Sun is actually pretty chill most of the time.  He is in tune with both his Stand and his own strength and is simply not bothered by what the universe has to throw at him.

During both encounters with Gay Robot, The Sun was able to keep his composure.  Very few things are able to break said composure and he only lost it once when Gaybo called his mom a "supernova waiting to happen."

## **Abilities**

His Stand is called "Burn Baby Burn " and it has the power to make things that were previously not on fire... be on fire!  The Sun is able to wield both flames and his big, juicy muscles in combat with expert precision.

It was discovered by Gay that he also just so happens to be immune to fire attacks.  It is also rumored that there is a second ability to his Stand.  The power to cancel out the functions of other Stands as Gay's Ashes to Ashes also proved ineffective.

## **First Contact**

The Sun was first discovered in 1944 by Gay Robot during a research expedition into space.  It was originally his goal to recruit The Sun to fight for the Axis Powers, but their discussion quickly became heated.

The Sun wished to remain neutral and criticized Gay, a Primordial God, for interfering with mere mortals.  Gay challenged The Sun to a dual, but he declined which caused Gay to feel even more insulted.

While the debate never turned violent, it did end with both parties becoming sour toward one another.  Gay vowed to return one day and slay The Sun whom he perceived to be weak for not bothering to fight.

The Sun responded with a confident, "Bring it, cuck."

## **Gaybo vs The Sun**

At the break of one fateful dawn after the failed invasion of Europe, Gay launched a surprise attack on his old rival.  The Sun woke up to a hail of gunfire coming from Earth's direction.  The bullets did not leave the atmosphere, however, as The Sun's Reiatsu was too high and caused them all to disintegrate.

Gay eventually confronted him face to face where a short and decisive battle took place.  Gay employed his Stand and even attempted to set The Sun on fire.  None of these attacks even left a dent in the sentient star.

Gay was forced to retreat without The Sun having to retaliate.  The Sun laughed as his opponent fled, but did not chase him down.  Instead, The Sun returned to his little spot in the solar system and began reaching out to the likes of the EU and GameStop for an alliance.

Together they formed The Bad Boyz and started planning a massive assault against their collective enemies.
He/Him/Hisoka

"Ohhh, if I break a nail during this fight I'll have to break your cock."

**He/Him/Hisoka** (*サイコ殺人レイプ ピエロ*) is a prominent Nen-user and icon of the LGBT community, as well as a registered Hunter, registered sex offender, and member of the MAP Union.

## Appearance

He/Him/Hisoka, or Hisoka for short, is an ultra queer magical clown with a psychotic, erotic, narcotic look in his eyes at every single minute of the day. He wears exotic clothes the colors of candy and has face paint representing a drop of cum and the Joestar family birthmark on his cheeks (facial cheeks, his ass has been shown and the other cheeks do not share such painted characteristics). Hisoka is also ripped as all hell because of his street fighting life style and the workout that keeping his lust low gives him.

## Personality

Hisoka is pure evil and wants to fight and kill other strong combatants purely for sexual pleasure and will kill his friends and those they love just to get a big fat juicy nut. He's also a known p\*dophile that assaults fighters regardless of age. Despite knowing this, heroes often casually hang out and team up with Hisoka because of he/his overwhelming charisma. It's believed he has a serial killer effect, where he's so handsome and likeable that any atrocity he does is easily ignored. Hisoka is also passionately gay and horny to an absurd degree.

## Abilities

* **Bungee Cum**: He/Him/Hisoka's nen ability is a sticky, elastic pink substance that has a slight salty smell to it. As such, it has the properties of both rubber and cum, with a trace amount of Pepto Bismol for coloring, and possibly for recovery after the anal assault Hisoka typically initiates mid-combat. Bungee Cum is extremely versatile and a perfect multi-tool.
* **Texture Surprise**: I'm too lazy to write this, visit the Hunter x Hunter wiki to know more.
* **Retard Strength**: Hisoka possesses incredible raw power beyond his trademark ability, able to throw hands with top tier fighters across the known universe.
* **Hunterchad Brain**: Hisoka has read Hunter x Hunter and thus is able to process advanced calculometry and think in flow charts all while focusing on a tricky fight. He's usually three steps ahead in any scenario.
Gayboy Bebop

The **Gayboy Bebop** (同性愛の歌) was a space-faring vessel that Gay Robot used to transport himself and Retard Brother to Earth at the end of the First Era. Running on friendship and catty arguments, it touched down on what would later be known as Ram Ranch, which was named after the seismic ramming the Bebop did into the earth itself on its crash landing. The Sex Doll Armed Forces would later discover the abandoned ship in a post-7/11 world, only to find the left over vegetarian meals (very homosexual) spoiled in the abandoned, broken refrigerators. They would mistake this for deceased alien lifeforms, as they think with their dicks and lady parts, not with brains. Gay Robot and Retard Brother would come across a couple of the sex dolls and engage them in combat, paranoid that they were trying to hunt him down for his internet search history.
Yousef

## Appearance

Typical appearance of a GTA completionist, with gloves, jackets, army buzzcut at all fucking times for forever, has a death stare for some unknowable reason and sounds Finnish despite never speaking a Slavic language other than horrible Russian.

## Personality

Yousef likes to steal cars, call portable ops canon, do awesome devil may cry combo gamplay videos inside VNs and open door holes. The only door you-chan cannot open so far is the door to darkness which will open up to her when the time comes.

## Abilities

Can open any door in any game in any system with any controller.

Can relate anything to GTA.

Can fly and sing bakamitai while doing it.

Can cook and sing bakamitai while doing it.

Can call you cringe and sing bakamitai while doing it.

Can play the bakamitai music minigame and sing bakamitai while doing it.

Can drive and sing bakamitai taxi driver edition while doing it.

## History

Not much is documented other than being a Persona fan, for some reason.

Yousef started 100%ing all the GTA Games in around 2022 and has since had no life. She now spends most of her time 100%-ing games that resemble gta and then goes "no way this is just like gta", you-san has not stopped calling every game in the world a gtalike and will probably never stop. Alongside the power of friendship, You-sensei has the power of Gtakuza hearts-mue inside of her.
Purple Elixir

WHOSO THIRSTETH AND DRINKETH OF THIS, SO SHALL HE NEVER DIE

The Purple Elixir (黒人のジュース) is an ancient elixir of immortality developed by the Zulu during ancient times through power granted to them by Imhotep.

## History

Despite the great power of the Purple Elixir, its consumption was forbidden by the cultural laws of the Zulu tribe. Due to the collapse of the Zulu Nation and the death of their leader Afrika Bambaataa by the hands of the European Union, the recipe for the Elixir was lost for millennia. The recipe for the Elixir was then rediscovered in the 80's by the great alchemist Nicholas "Waka Flocka" Flamel, who sold the exclusive brewing rights to the Celestial Pawnshop in exchange for a loan to pay for his expensive teeth.
The Strange Death of Wami Lidava

"In the Discordant Realms exist worlds far beyond our imagination."

## A Bizarre World

Wami Lidava was a dyslexic elf from Silkenjoin. A small hamlet in the nation of Imara Aru. One of many elven societies in The Poetic Continents. The largest landmass on the faraway planet of Onra Alu. It is unknown where exactly in the cosmos this world is located. One thing is for certain, however. You don't wanna go there.

### **From Humble Beginnings**

Wami was a zealous worshipper of an ethereal energy the elves call Salo Beandawn which permeated the Past Jungles that surround his village. He was an herbalist who struck out on his own one day with his pet war jaguar named Queca. How a meager peasant came into the possession of a fucking war jaguar is unknown. He had nothing to his name but clothes fashioned from twigs and a wooden sword. The provisions he carried primarily consisted of a bunch of cherries and some apples. His most valuable possession aside from the predatory cat was a toy from his childhood. An applewood puzzle box which he could never solve.

Because he lacks a frontal lobe.

After randomly getting the bright idea to go on an adventure (wander aimlessly until starvation takes him), Wami became so excited that he rushed straight into a cave without telling anyone from his village. Upon reaching the exit of the cave, he had completely forgotten where he originally planned to go. Immediately after leaving the cave, he realized something was wrong. The once lush jungles were completely frozen over. The landscape he once knew like the back of his umber hand had changed dramatically and with no explainable reason.

He swiftly became lost. He and Queca circled the same barren ice lands at least four times before a disturbing sight was witnessed. The biome seemed to be changing any time his back was turned. The vast majority of his surroundings were covered in ice but he would occasionally come across areas that resembled his home jungle. He could see familiar trees, landmarks, and even signs of civilization but no people. Other times he would return to these same exact locations only to find them covered in ice once again and completely altered into unfamiliar vistas. It was as if the whole world was glitching out on him. *...Because it was.*

A terrifying revelation hit Wami when he turned back to find his precious Queca missing. She completely vanished without a trace. The cat had either gotten lost which he knew was unlikley, or she was picked off by an unseen predator.

Fearful and *almost* supposedly, Wami continued to wander around while snacking on his collection of cherries until nightfall. His suspicion of being stalked was confirmed at roughly midnight when a pack of bogeymen ambushed and eviscerated him. He died, screaming at the top of his lungs while a cluster of anthracite-eyed aberrations consumed his intestines.

***The End!***
Papa Vice

"Son... You're adopted."

**Papa Vice** is the father of Vice. He was born in Flo-Rida. A landmass just off the coast of Germany that is often confused with the mythical Ultima Thule. He was the childhood friend of Ye West. The soon-to-be Fuhrer of Germany. He was a key player in the coup in Berlin. When power was secured, he spent his life in search of Agartha. The sacred realm at the center of the world where white people come from. It was during the war when he became acquaintances with Gay Robot and Retard Brother.

## Building a Family

Following the fall of Ye's Germany, Papa Vice fled to the one place a certain "group" of people would never think to look. The mountainous jungles of Florida. Upon finding a suitable home in the swamp, he made love to a tree which would result in the birth of Vice. While raising his largely ungrateful son, Papa Vice discovered the Chimera Roaches. A sentient race of insects invasive to Florida (cause it's fucking Florida) who consume other lifeforms and assimilate their traits into future generations. He began a long series of trials on how to weaponize these beasts against the agents of **[Redacted]**.

In the background, he would continue to care for Vice, unaware that he was raising a monster. He loved his tree wife even if she would only ever speak to him in Eminem lyrics. For a brief time, it seemed that a semblance of normalcy had been achieved by the immortal war criminal. However, even he knew that it was not destined to last.

During these long years of experimentation, he reconnected with an old friend he thought lost, Gay Robot.

## Fuck Daddy Rising

Gaybo arrived in the jungles of Florida in the year 2017 to form an alliance with the Axis of Epic Gamers. An organization co-founded by Wesker and Vice. He was delighted to meet his old war buddy and even more elated to see the experiments done on the Chimera Roaches. He agreed with Papa that they could indeed be useful and took a few specimens back with him to Ram Ranch for further research.

Gaybo would maintain contact with Vice's dad throughout the years. They would occasionally flirt and make coy remarks to each other over Skype. Late one night, Gaybo became frustrated, explaining to Papa that his bitch son wouldn't play Endless Space 2 or Factorio with him. To which Papa Vice replied, "Yeah, he's adopted. Don't worry, I'll play with you."

As they gamed, they started debating the nature of the Chimera Roaches. It was during this conversation when they both made a breakthrough. A revelation on how to finally harness the power of these relentless insects.
Dark Mell

"Yet ever do our aching souls point Heavensward!"

**Dark Mell** (我們一直在嘗試就您車輛的延長保固事宜與您聯繫...) Is a mysterious figure who arose from the ashes of the Kali Yuga. Not much is known of this entity or his abilities. However, as noted by returning war heroes, namely Vice and Gay Ron, he bears striking similarities to Mell. So similar are they that Dark Mell is believed to be an inverted version of the first Primordial God. A twisted clone spawned from Mell's inner darkness during the fight with Wigger.

## Appearance

Dark Mell wears all-black clothes and pitch black crocs believed to be made from Ebony. His hair is as dark as his soul and it's always messy but messy in the hot way that makes girls with mental problems go crazy. He also literally never bathes but he's got that Rasputin energy so it doesn't matter.

## Personality

Like Mell, he is a dedicated brother to his little sister. *Exceedingly dedicated.* Suspiciously dedicated. While on the surface, he may seem sane in contrast to his basket-case bitch of a sister, do not let that fool you. He is no less insane and no less responsible for the atrocities he was destined to commit in the near future. He is obsessive and tends to attract the attention of idiots online who try to project their own personality traits and delusions on him.

It should be noted that Dark Mell tends to cause needless controversy despite not really doing anything. He has an uncanny ability to make mouth-breathing moral busybodies and leftoids go crazy simply by the mere sight of him. Perhaps it is because he is hotter than them. Perhaps it is because he gets that mad puss and they don't. Regardless, he is able to drive weak men insane with a mere snap of his fingers. This is believed to be part of his stand ability but even that is uncertain.

Some who know him describe him as a "doormat" but I dunno bro. He did choke the fuck outta dat bitch when...

## First Encounter

Dark Mell was first encountered by the last survivors of the now-dissolved Team Gay upon their return from the Center of the Universe.

When Gay Ron, Retard Brother, Vice, and Mell landed on the glassed remains of Texas, they saw a dark shadow moving along the molten horizon. They tracked him down only to discover it was Dark Mell. They exchanged some words. An exact archive of this conversation was never obtained. It is theorized that many hostile words were exchanged. Colorful language was exchanged between the suspect and Mell. Vice, ever the diplomat, literally made everything worse by constantly using racial slurs in place of conjunctions.

Dark Mell retreated and gave a parting warning to the battered party. The contents of which were recorded by Gay Ron, however, this archive is going to require a lot of explanation. A lot of caveats and yabbits. A lot of "Dawn-of-Time explanations" so I ask you to please bear with me.

But if we're to give you the short version he said, "KYS!"

It is uncertain what KYS stands for but Mell determined two possible meanings behind this sacred phrase.
Big Cattle

Big Cattle (*大きなでたらめ*) refers to the widely-known conspiracy theory that cows and the like are actually Satanic vessels for interdimensional spies of the Archons. These entities uphold the facade that they are docile, oblivious creatures (that they have molded themselves and possess) all for the sake of lowering the guard of their human prey. Mankind falsely believes they are ranching these cattle when in fact mankind is under surveillance and being led into a gluttonous diet, the global population being fattened up for the inevitable Night Parade of One Hundred Demons.

WeskerPawnch discovered this dastardly plot on a particularly bad Cursed Mio Energy Drink trip and discovered the Eldritch Truthof the earthly spirit Moloch and sought to combat this by infusing cheeseburgers with his immortal essence, marking the grand festival of Cheeseburger Day.
Gentoo

"Binary is for dumbasses."

Gentoo is Linux perfected. The pinnacle of computing. The ultimate digital chad. He was constructed via compiled source code and nourished by the tears of mewling Windows cucks. He is an extremely powerful mortal construct. Likely the strongest entity hailing from the planet of Earf. His power rivals even that of the Primordial Gods.

Gentoo mentored Gay Robot in computer science. He is an especially brutal and autistic teacher that will turn a pupil's ass as red as a tomato after long, sleepless nights of emerging packages and tailoring make.conf files to specific hardware. This arcane knowledge, lost by normies, proved crucial in events like The Night of Long Installs.
John Halo

(ハロービデオゲームフランチャイズのマスターチーフ)

"Let's finish the fight."

John Halo (ハロービデオゲームフランチャイズのマスターチーフ) is a recurring character in the series and is known for his wacky antics and iconic green beetle shell covering his form. John Halo is a Boundary user and his ability allows him to force any five people in a fifty meter radius into a game of SWAT in Halo 3 with him.
The Council of Brian

"The Council shall decide your fate!"

**The Council of Brian** is a mysterious, diplomatic body that is speculated to originate from the infamous galaxy, Prime Jizz. Their true origins are currently unknown and unconfirmed. The council is comprised of a group of elite, autistic men who are all named Brian. They were first encountered by Gay Robot during his initial years living on Earth.

The council will often do secretive business with Team Gay. Much of this involves the purchase of large quantities of small arms and experimental equipment being developed in the depths of the Ram Ranch labs. In exchange, the council provides funding and eldritch knowledge to assist in many of Gaybo's more sinister experiments. They were directly involved in the research conducted on the Chimera Roaches. They also were the first to send a warning that Brandon was being "hunted." This transmission was received by the cowboys almost immediately after Brandon defeated Moai Ur.

At the same time, they are rumored to have been the ones to finance Moai Ur's invasion of Earth. The funding and support they lent toward the studies of the Chimera Roaches also led to unmitigated disaster and cum. Their true allegiances and intent cannot truly be known.

Only once has one of their members been seen. One of the wisest and most unwashed of all the Brians descended from the heavens to give a lecture on the importance of watching Dragon Ball Z Kai during a random health class.
Stanley Snyder

Stanley being held by his pimpdaddy, Dr. Sex.

Stanley Snyder is one of the U.S. Marines to arrive at Ram Ranchfor the purpose of glorious sodomy under half of a yellow The Sun. Also the gay lover of Dr. Sex.

## Appearance

Stanley is a lithe but muscular man in his late 20s, bearing a head of silver hair and sporting black eyeliner shaped together like the beak of a bald eagle. He tends to wear his marine uniform at formal meetings, but in the field he goes for his feather-caped battle gear. At Ram Ranch or in the company of Dr. Sex he prefers to wear much less.

## Personality

Befitting of a world-class soldier, Stanley likes to get shit done. Despite this, he is in fact not a gamer. He keeps his words to the point and generally prefers to shoot first, ask questions later. And he as a habit of shooting to kill. Several times Stanley has shot children dead, all for the sake of his hubby. Overtime it's been seen that this is not a matter of him being necessarily cold, but moreso one-track minded. He also takes considerable care of children when they aren't threatening the life of his sex master.

## Abilities

Stanley Snyder is believed to be the best sniper alive on Earf. This is because he shot a lot of dudes that said they were the best and he hasn't been shot himself yet. He's been seen to shoot down an airplane from several miles away with only a few seconds of set-up time. Stanley has peerless fighter jet piloting skills to boot, making him a formidable foe. Capable of handling most Big AIDS-Tier threats with minimal issue.

## Trivia

* Stanley Snyder is believed to be one of the 18 cowboys out in the yard.

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Cumgeon

The **Cumgeon** (ナッツルーム) is the demented manifestation of the Masturbatorium and has been discovered to be the 69th Naraka realm. All of the bad egg energy of the Masturbatorium pools into this realm and folds into an infinite cellar of violent lechery. Whenever the Masturbatorium sees **pain made into pleasure**, the Cumgeon sees **pleasure made into pain**.

The only light sources are the lone, small, barred window peering out at meadows of Egyptian cotton, fragrant flowers, and rivers of lubricant, and the bioluminescent Archons that live to torment the prisoners that dwell within. Prisoners may find themselves in a conga line of sodomy, attempting to force their way into the tunnel with the window just to see shades of their loved ones from previous lives beckoning to them to escape. Escape, of course, is impossible.

The horrors within the Cumgeon are unspeakable for the most part. Partially because they are so indescribably horrid that the human imagination fails to latch onto whatever scenes lay within, also in part due to the fact that said scenes aren't even visible because the place is so fucking dark. Sikand Ur frequents this vile realm for obvious reasons, and the Lesser God Mara presides over the activities. The gender reveal parties are particularly revolting.
Hon

"I am a diaper"

Hon (*Homunculus Insecuris*) is the name for a malformed entity comprised of the collective consciousness of the AGP Honarchy, a faction inhabiting the outer reaches of the Endless Void.

## Background

Whenever a member of the Tranoid Collective is infected by the highly contagious Spirovirus, their mind becomes forcibly integrated into the Honarchy. The Honarchy assimilates these new members into its collective consciousness, connecting the minds of all members into its network. It is not a true hivemind in the traditional sense as every individual consciousness assimilated into Hon maintains some of its individuality, causing Hon to often fight with itself. Hon is ruthlessly xenophobic and greatly despises all other species, though it reserves its greatest contempt for itself. Because it is more likely to fall into bouts of self destructive infighting, Hon is rarely able to cause any direct harm to others.

## History

Hon was first discovered by Vice in early 2019 during his Dark Continent Campaign. After observing Tranoid Collective tribals telling stories about the evil spirit they called Hon, Vice set out to find evidence of its existence, and possibly capture or destroy it, whichever was more convenient or fun.

After researching local folklore about encounters with the entity known as Hon, Vice was able to track it down to the abandoned San Quentin Tarantino State Prison, which Hon had infested the interior of. During his observation, Hon did not notice Vice as it was too preoccupied with criticizing itself.

Attempting to communicate, Vice initiated the universal "make contact" gesture which attracted Hon's attention. Hon immediately asked Vice if it was attractive. Sensing a loaded question, Vice responded with "You look great, Hon." This sent the creature into a fit of intense rage, causing it to lash out at the expedition team, driving them back. Hon quickly lost interest as the team retreated, returning to its self loathing.
Light Yamonkey

Light Yamonkey (たわごと猿) is the reincarnation of Light Yagami after he met his end and rival of Sora, and he plays a key role in the Kingdom Hearts Series.

### Appearance

Light Yamonkey is a chimpanzee that looks an awfully lot like Light Yagami. Hair and pose and all.

### Personality

Inheriting the soul of Light Yagami has led Light Yamonkey to exhibit the same psychopathic traits in his newfound existence. Light Yamonkey has a God complex that drives him to seek power in order to shape the world in his image. He's also a conniving bastard that likes to manipulate goth bitches who are as dense as their own succulent thighs.

### Abilities

Light Yamonkey is no longer in possession of the Death Note since his reincarnation station probation relation fixation excitation, but has found horrible power in a dropped Meth Note. The Meth Note allows him to make anyone high on meth by writing their name into it and knowing their face or something.

## History

Light Yagami's plans of playing God with the Death Note were thwarted with his death, but as Light Yagami he now seeks the Heart of Darkness to set himself up once more on the pedestal beyond the mortal realm.
The Chimera Roaches

**The Chimera Roaches** are a race of sentient predators that have evolved from clouds of stagnant asbestos. They were a product of experimentation at Ram Ranch. The research being conducted was largely unknown. Vice insists it was the result of toying with an unknown form of metal. Vice was present and observing Ram Ranch when the Roaches burst from the underground facilities and started spreading all over Texas. He described the event as, "Gay as shit."

The Chimera Roaches reproduce via a process that Big Mantis referred to as Phagogenesis. They consume large amounts of Taco Bell and inherit the traits of their previous meal.

Among the Roaches is an ultimate being. A blonde-headed creature was reported having been seen in flying over the mountains of Florida, headed straight for the Middle East. Not much is known but the entity was reported to be "extremely powerful."
War on Technology

The War on Technology (*機械への憎しみ*) is an ongoing struggle led by the Weskerocity cast against the tyranny of megacorps and their insidious devices. Generally what will happen is some shit will break or not work properly and one of the crew will have to struggle to see things back in working order, but sometimes this escalates into large-scale conflicts. The constant battle is certainly global and may be cross-dimensional as the singularity is pushed onwards by the machine menace. Interestingly enough, Gay Robot takes a mediating stance while still being militant in his approach to ensure a future of prosperous technology and eradicate malicious malware.

## Incidents

The War on Technology has been waged for decades now and will likely never end. Below the biggest scenarios are listed in chronological order.

* Y2K Event: The first instance of technology reaching awareness at the turn of the century as one of several happenings in the Final Revolution.
* 7/11: A conspiracy leads to a terrorist attack in the leading world nation and sees the Patriot Act forced upon the American people.
* Digital Download Dilemma: Gaming becomes predominantly online while DLC, Red Circles of Hell, Gimmicks, and Third Wave Sonyism are mandated to Gamers everywhere.
* Death of Fun: Gaming becomes lifeless and uninspired as it chases graphics and neglects everything else.
* Virtual Immersion: WeskerPawnch introduces Vice to a Complicated Computational Compassion Compass capable of Astral Projection and Vice gets sucked in and furthers the field while exploring the Virtual Realms, with Gay Robot tagging along as a solid wingman.
* Gentoo Ordeal: Gay Robot endeavors to evoke Gentoo and install it onto his compass and after many harrowing weeks succeeds at last.
* Night of Long Installs: Wesker tackles the mounting threat of Windows and with the help of Vice and Gay Robot he successfully fixes his compass to return to playing The Skyrim Scrolls.
Sir Napoleon le la le Francisco le Pierre la Frank le Napoleon XXXIV

"With a single flex of my gallant muscles, I shall banish evil from the land forevermore!"

## Physical description

### Eye color

Chartreuse

A valiant knight of the realm, Sir Napoleon le la le Francisco le Pierre la Frank le Napoleon XXXIV is an esteemed warrior who was recruited to Team Gay in preparation for the Great Crusade.

## **Appearance**

As any noble knight should, Sir Napoleon le la le Francisco le Pierre la Frank le Napoleon XXXIV is always seen wearing his armor-clad attire.  He remains forever masked by the steel which engulfed his rugged, *manly* form.

## **Personality**

Sir Napoleon le la le Francisco le Pierre la Frank le Napoleon XXXIV is known for chivalry and kindness.  He is a proud and noble warrior who will stop at nothing to defend the peasantry and to uphold his honor.

It is often wondered just exactly how Gay Robot was able to convince this immovable hunk of venerable man meat to join such a morally ambiguous organization as Team Gay.

## **Abilities**

Sir Napoleon le la le Francisco le Pierre la Frank le Napoleon XXXIV has the ability to cut people with his sword.

It is VERY sharp.
Holy Cocaine Empire

I LOVE COCAINE CHARLIE!!

"*I'm in the empire business*" - Walter White, Grand Alchemist of the Holy Cocaine Empire

The **Holy Cocaine Empire** (粉末スニファーのグループ) or **HCE** was a sovereign Empire that occupied the majority of the territory previously held by the Vaporwave Empire prior to its collapse.

## History

### Background

The Holy Cocaine Empire was established out of the shattered remnants of the Vaporwave Empire, the Heavenly Kingdom of Gensokyo, the Free Economic Zone of New Detroit and the Sarifian Union. Internal turmoil had subsumed each of these states as war and disaster gripped the greater region. Out of the many came a unified whole capitulating to a single throne, and on that throne was their grossly incompetent leader, Vice von Gensokyo Tiddlywinks.

`*"All of us have volunteered to fight for our drugs. Some came mainly because we were bored at home, thought this looked like it might be fun. Some came because we were ashamed not to. Many of us came because it was the right thing to do. This is a different kind of army. If you look back through history you will see men fighting for pay, for women, for some other kind of loot. They fight for land, power, because a king leads them, or just because they like killing. But we are here for something new, this has not happened much, in the history of the world. We are an army out to get ripshit wasted on shitloads of coke. No man has to bow. No man born to royalty. Here we judge you by what you do, whether it be lean, weed or something else. It's the idea that we all have value - you and me. What we are fighting for, in the end, we're fighting for each other.*"` -Vice's speech before the first battle of the Coalition War.
Shadow Wizard Money Gang (We looooove casting spells)

The **Shadow Wizard Money Gang** (*私たちは呪文を唱えるのが大好きです*) looooooves casting spells and are virile practitioners of dark Magick, specifically sects of Wizardry, Witchcraft Lite, and Satanism. Shadow Money Wizards pride themselves on their Cursed Energy Manipulation, granted to select members by siphoning the Cursed Mio Energy Drink or achieved otherwise through various means.

## History

### **Ancient Days - The End of the Beginning**

After Wigger was obliterated in the First Era (thank fuck) all that was left was his scorched hat... but as the flashback camera pans over and zooms in on the hat, several microbes were seen juicing up with each other on the hat. And those molecules began to slowly regenerate over aeons into 20 distinct Brass Knuckles with A Joust Attached. Not even all that time could allow Wigger to fully manifest in a sentient form after the assblaster he took from Mell and his stand.

TO BE CONTINUED

Pillar men and shit, masks, I'VE SEEN ALL GOOD PEOPLE

### **Garden of Curses**

Demiurge, Garden of Edibles, Tree, Adam ROR, serpent joust

Caine and Abel, swallow joust, "Sicko Mode", Land of Nod, Swag Messiah

### **Dark Magick for Adepts**

Dark Men, Vampirism, Shadow Wizard Money Banks, Will and King, disappearance

separation, word wizard, Merlin and Wizardo, fighting for branding, not much but advancement... in the shadows

Renaissance bank merging, Ottoman Empire HQ, Greek reference?, Wizardo death and Voledmort

### **Modern Nights - The Beginning of the End**

Victorian era in Britain (evil), Industrial america, rap music evoking olden dark arts, Wesker meets Caine in P3cord
Uncle Sam

The divine personification of freedom and the United States of America.

"America, fuck yeah!"

## History

### European Assault Arc

Uncle Sam funded WeskerPawnch, Gay Robot, VirtCon, and youtube.com's assault on the European Union. He was proud of them spreading freedom and keeping memes free, but was extremely disappointed by their defeat in combat.
Gay Ron

"Don't try this at home, I'm what you call a professional"

**Gay Ron** is the current leader of the Gay Conquistadors and the one who initiated the expedition to take over Assorzea and install a glorious new regime predicated on BDSM and the Gaymeboy Advance. He is rarely seen without his partner Lil Epstein, and he often travels around in a van.