The Milk-Man Scout

"*I am the milk-man! Drink it in, pal!*"

The Milk-Man Scout is a BLU Special Delivery Scout created by YouTube user Peridoxide. His goal in life is to deliver milk to everyone, whether it be through violence or not. Unfortunately after he is killed by Dark Matter.

His theme is Alien Hominid - Final Boss.

## Appearance

The Milk-Man appears as an ordinary BLU Scout and wears nothing but a Milkman cap from the 1950's. He has jugs of milk attached to the strap on his pack, and his pack holds even more milk in it, as well as bread monsters.

## Personality and Behavior

The Milk-Man will display great arrogance to anyone he meets at first. He will constantly pester and badger people to accept his milk deliveries. If they do not accept, he will attempt to beat them into submission, or forcefully make them drink it. However, if they do accept, he will quickly change his behavior and treat them as an old friend. If he finds himself in a combat situation, he is quick to the task, showing great indifference to who he fights. He will never retreat unless the odds are stacked against him, or he is critically injured. He occasionally rides around on his trusty Cow-steed, making it easier for him to find helpless victims to torment.

## Powers and Abilities

The Milk-Man Scout's main ability is his Bread-Minions. They come in many shapes and forms, sometimes in jars, other times free-roaming. He is able to commune with these Bread monsters and use them to his benefit. He can also drink his own milk to ail his wounds, or attack anyone who has consumed or has been soaked in his milk. He also wields a shortstop, and a holy mackerel. He can summon a cow-steed at any time, which can shoot milk-lasers from its udders. These lasers can turn anything they touch into milk.

He also wields colored Milk-Bombs, all of which have their own respective abilities.

RED - High Explosive

GREEN - Corrosive

PURPLE - Noxious

ORANGE - Incendiary

YELLOW - Jarate

BLUE - Ice

If he senses that milk is spilled in a 125 mile radius of him, he will be sent into a rage and will chase down the target until they are dead.

## Faults and Weaknesses

* The Milk-Man Scout is extremely weak compared to other freaks. He can't take a lot of punishment from the people he encounters. However, he can take an exceptionally large amount of damage compared to regular mercenaries.
* His ignorance and indifference to who he fights makes him an easy target.
* He will often over-estimate his abilities in combat, and end up paying the price for it.
* He is a relatively easy Freak to calm. As long as you promise to sample his dairy product, no harm should come to you. The only counter to this is if you have spilled any milk at all recently.
* Freaks who possess cold abilities can nullify any liquid-based attack.
* If his Spilt Milk Rage is triggered, despite his relentlessness, he can be easily predicted and taken down in this state.

## Trivia

* The inspiration from this freak is taken from one of OluapPlayer's videos.
* The only known freak that the Milkman will stray away from is FadKiller.
* He despises the Cheese Scout, because he has absolutely nothing to do with cheese.

## Notable Videos

### By the creator of the Freak:

Nice Weapons - With Christian Brutal Sniper

Dark Matter vs Milk-Man Scout