Hannah Hapless

**Hannah Hapless** is a character that is introduce Toys and Dolls version of original Care Bears and Dumb Ways To Die.

## Appearance

Hapless is a yellow toy and doll with a mouth that is slightly wider than most other beans; sometimes she is seen holding a stick.

After prodding around with the bear, she is now beaten up by the bear but not headless with a fountain of blood squirting out of her spine.

## Videos

### Dumb Ways to Die (Teddy Bear Version)

Hannah is seen poking the bear with her stick, who promptly devours his upper body.

## Game

### Dumb Ways to Die (Application)

Hannah can be unlocked for the player's Train Station, as the 2nd bean to arrive at the train station in both versions. In older versions of *Dumb Ways to Die*, the player have to just play through the game for the first time to get him, which is nothing compared to the 12800 points required to unlock him in the newer versions. She is also the 6th thing to be unlocked in newer versions.

Duck Duck Bear
The player must tap the screen when the bear icon is on the yellow highlighted strip of the bar below Hapless. If the player taps too early or late, Hannah will be killed by the bear. Otherwise, after doing so successfully for several times, the bear spits out candy.

Tip Toe Tap
Hannah has another game in the update, in which the player must tap the screen one second at a time to make him tiptoe past a sleeping bear. If the player taps too fast or too slow, or not at all, the bear wakes up and eats his head, resulting in failure. If the timing is perfect, Hapless will sneak past the bear and get some ice cream while winking at the player.

Candy Catch
Hannah has a Halloween game, in which the player has to drag the bag to catch the falling candies. If the player drops one, the bear beats her up but not eats her head, resulting in failure. If all the falling candies are caught, she and the bear shares the candy.

Huge Missed Steak
Hannah has an animal game where the player must swipe to fling steaks into each of the bears' mouths. If done successfully, Hapless will walk up to one of them and the bear rewards him with candy. Doing it incorrectly causes a piece of steak to land on her and a hungry bear eats both it and him.

Mistake Mountain
Hannah has yet another mini-game, this time, he must climb up a mountain. If the player wins, Hapless places a flag on top of a mountain that features the Dumb Ways to Die 2 beans. If the player fails, Hapless will be stalked and killed by the grizzly bear.

Sneak 'n' Snack
Hannah has an Easter-themed minigame which is similar to her second one, the player has to tap to make Clyde tip toe to the window. If so, Hannah will wake up and see some melted eggs. Otherwise, she will notice that Clyde is stealing eggs and leaves the place, breaking the window bloodily, resulting in failure.

## Deaths

* Teddy Bear version of the original video, Bear safety post: Killed and Beaten up by a bear

* Trivia
* Gallery

## General

* Her name was revealed by the product name of his plush.
* Her line is the first to have an animal.
* She has a major role in the Melbourne International Film Festival ad, where she lets her phone ring in the theater and then talks to it, angering the other theater-goers.
* She is one of the four characters in the Teddy Bear version of the original video to lose their head and beaten up. Shakia Stupe, Nick Numskull, and Stella Stumble are the other three.
	+ She is the first character to beaten up by the bear and does not lose her head, as she is the second line in the song.
* In Danny Dummkopf's bio, it is stated that he and Hannah are distantly related.

## Design

* According to the early storyboard of *Dumb Ways to Die (Teddy Bear Version)*, she laughed while poking a stick at a bear before a bear beats her up but never bites her. Her stick was also longer.
	+ In a different early storyboard, Hannah wore a safari hat, and the bear beat her up but not ate her completely just her head. Her line was also slightly different (the line in the storyboard was "Poke a stick at a bear").
* She and Demo Doofus are very similar:
	+ Both are the second lines from their respective groups.
	+ Both were killed by an animal.
	+ Both hold an item in their hands before they die.
	+ Both of them are a shade of yellow.
	+ Both are male and female.
* In the concept art, she originally had longer legs and a smoother stick.