Bible Hero

***Bible Hero*** is a fanonical TV show and media franchise created by JustAlex93.

It is a fundamentalist Christian children's show about a superhero who fights a variety of villains, who are supposed to be demons from Hell, with Biblical passages in the form of a lightsaber-like weapon to present religious moral messages to its young viewers.

Giles Cromey was a fan of the series in his childhood, and would recommend for any child attending MotorStorm with their parents/adult relatives/etc. to watch it.

However, *Bible Hero* is not without fault and criticism; Asides from being seen as child indoctrination (which it is), it promotes anti-secular messages and Bible inerrancy and literalism, along with emphasizing absolute obedience to God and other authority figures, in addition to the denial of science in favor of dogma. Plus, some of the villains were subtle depictions of Jewish stereotypes, indicative of antisemitism.

The merchandise for the show is reputed to be cheaply made and are often sold in religious stores.

## Quotes about Bible Hero

* *"In my childhood, I had an aunt in the Bible belt who always insisted that I watch this crap whenever we visited her. Ugh! It's so freaking lame! I'd rather watch NASCAR races than this costumed bozo!"* - Proteus
* *"A religious superhero?! Dis stuff is off da cob!"* - Dog Soup
* *"This show is a pile of indoctrinating bull#&\*@. I don't even know how this was even allowed on a kid's TV channel."* - Cherrybomb
* *"Science and logic are crucial elements to the advancement of society, and this is just made for brainwashing children!"* - Shuriken
* *"Broooooo, this show is cursed! It's probably made in the alternate universe that Giles Cromey comes from!"* - The Legend
* *"I wouldn't allow any child of mine to watch this, if any! I know of better superheroes than this pile of tripe!"* - Landslide
* *"I've heard the merchandise for this show is pretty cheaply made. They WEREN'T kidding!"* - Blackfeather, as he tosses aside a cheap action figure of Bible Hero
* *"Even getting high is more enjoyable than this pathetic excuse of a superhero show, I can tell ya that."* - Xaurkshaeyre
* *"You might find this hard to believe, but those stiffs at the Russian Orthodox Church very much dislike this show and even petitioned for it to be banned from the Motherland. For once, I don't blame them."* - Kramer
* *"¡Este programa es realmente estúpido! ¡Nada más que propaganda religiosa dirigida a los niños para lavarles el cerebro!"* - Zarina Beldad (Translation: "This show is really stupid! Nothing more than religious propaganda aimed at children to brainwash them!")
* *"De acuerdo, Zarina. ¡Esto no solo les lava el cerebro a los niños, sino que también promueve el antisemitismo! Quiero decir, ¡mira a algunos de los villanos! ¡Son esencialmente estereotipos judíos!"* - Gaucho (Translation: "Agreed, Zarina. Not only does this brainwash children, it also promotes antisemitism! I mean, look at some of the villains! They're essentially Jewish stereotypes!")
* *"I could come up vit a better superhero zhan zhis eef I vanted to!"* - Barry von Stahl
* *"Nuh-uh, we ain't aboutta play Bible Hero Audio Adventures in place of all this quality music! So, f@#$ off, Cromey!"* - Twizted Black Cap
* *"I oughta ask Mash and Ms. Austin if they could have Bible Hero stuff banned from MotorStorm!"* - Tracey Prescott
* *"Seriously, what the Hell is this f#$%ing crap?"* - Code Orange
* *"Ceci est une émission de télévision pour enfants? Je ne suis pas impressionné!"* - Enzo (Translation: "This is a children's TV show? I am not impressed!")
* *"J'ai le sentiment qu'Enzo serait d'accord avec moi sur le fait que ce spectacle n'est rien de plus que des bêtises."* - Turbine 962 (Translation: "I have a feeling that Enzo would agree with me on how this show is nothing more than nonsense.")
* *"Crikey, this Christian superhero is absolute crap!"* - Firebird
* *"You're joking! They actually came up with a superhero like this?! I can't even believe the costume the guy's wearing!"* - Jingo
* *"You have got to be kidding me. This nonsense is the most vile cartoon I've ever seen!"* - Jennifer Mui
* *"What in the name of the Padishah Emperor is this foolishness!?"* - Shahin
* *"Dude, that's a s@#$ excuse of a superhero, especially if it's made to teach kids how to be freakin' fundies!"* - Tyler
* *"A show like that deserves to be burned to a crisp!"* - Flameboy
* *"I ought to make a wooden crucifix and nail that brainwashing bastard onto it!"* - Casket Dan
* *"If I were to have children, I would definitely not let them watch this corny show."* - Queen B
* *"Aw, Hell no! Not that crap! If this guy existed in real life, I'd run him down with my Enthusia! Plus, that costume looks like s@#$!"* - Flanny G
* *"Watching someone do a lousy job at applying makeup is better than this lameass excuse of a superhero!"* - Diva Nova
* *"This guy sucks, even as a superhero."* - Bob Fawley
* *"What worthless nonsense."* - Scorpion
* *"I would totally want to hijack that Biblemobile and then deliberately crash it into a lamp post!"* - Jerry The Repoman
* *"Believe me, you would never catch me watching this nonsense of a TV show."* - Blackhawk
* *"이 쇼의 요점을 이해하지 못합니다 ..."* - Ryo Kyung-Su (Translation: "I don't get the point of this show...")
* *"Vinnie's Verdict: F\*ckin' bullsh\*t! They're tryin' to turn kids into religious fanatics, no doubt!"* - Vinnie

## Trivia

* It is an intentionally scathing parody of the *Bibleman* franchise.