Sonichu

* Original
* Chris-Chan Sonichu

**Sonichu** is the psychopathic and murderous former member of the CWCVille People's Liberation Front. He was once a friend of Asperchu and the hero of CWCVille, and is now a killer of his own former allies. His father and true creator is the legendary Christian Weston Chandler and his disgusting dick-girl sister/wife is Rosechu. It should be noted that despite what some people may be saying, Sonichu is NOT a homosexual. Don't believe any of their Slanderous Mockeries. But given that Sonichu had the definition of gay in CWCVille dictionaries changed to instead mean two Joy-Boys who engage in heterosexual activities, which until recently he was, then yes, it is fair to say that Sonichu is gay. *So very, very gay.*

## Character

Sonichu, in most iterations, was a carefree, happy go lucky guy, who merely wished to look after his friends and do his best to help out when he can. He was both a devoted husband and a loving father, having raised three children with his wife, in spite of her unfaithfulness to him. He was also an avid supporter of gay rights, and a major player in CWCVille, being a personal friend of the Mayor himself. Since then, Sonichu has become criminally insane after learning of his true parentage, having abandoned the principals he once held dear and embracing his darker side, and he has become an angry and vengeful killer, only wanting to accomplish his own goals and to screw the consequences or whoever may get in his way. The new Sonichu has little regard for others and would soon as stab a man through the throat as look at him.

## In Asperchu

### Heroics

Sonichu first appeared in Asperchu Issue 0, as an old friend of Asperchu's who came to Albville to assist him in defeating Lisa. He returned in Issue 0B, arriving at the last moment to save a falling Dix after Dino Dash accidentally dropped her. He was seen again in the following Issue, when he broke into Forte Grosse by himself to rescue Asperchu from Sinestro and the others. He was caught, though, and was only saved by the timely intervention of Max, Jivin and bizarrely, Ian Brandon Anderson.

He appeared once more in Issue 1, where he introduced Asperchu to the Chaotic Combo. He later went to help out at the Pickles Family Cucumber Farm, but ended up babysitting Max and Jivin instead, until he had to leave to help the slain Combo members. He then called in Mitch to look after them for him. Sonichu only made minor appearances in Issue 2, showing up briefly for the Chaotic Funeral.

### Loss of Hand

He returned wholesale in Issue 3 though, where he led an invasion force against Ian into CWCVille, and did battle alongside Simonchu against Ian and Metal Asperchu, during which he lost his hand. He was seen again in an Albville hospital, where he learned from Asperchu and the gang that Ian might be his real father, due to their adventures in 1999. He reflected on the time he spent with Christian, and vowed to discover the truth of his origin. He then met up with his close friends, Mitch and Simonchu, and the trio went on the quest together.

### Quest for Truth

They went to Bionic's Fortress, and broke in through the wall to interrogate Ian, but he did not give a coherent answer. Given no choice, Sonichu and the others left, but Ian jumped out after them. Thinking it was a prison break, Bionic had the Yellow Devil capture both Sonichu and Ian, and they were taken in to be tortured. Sonichu didn't know who Bionic was and said that he had as much reason to hate Ian as Bionic did, something that caused Bionic to start ranting and force Sonichu to look at his burns.

Mitch arrived to save him, but he was crippled by the Yellow Devil. When all hope seemed lost, Max, Jivin and Simonchu showed up to rescue them all. The battle was fierce, but eventually ended when Christian Weston Chandler appeared and threw his knife into the Yellow Devil's eye. He then told Bionic to release Mitch, but Bionic shot him instead and flew away with his Gadget-Copter. Christian told tells Sonichu that he would explain everything later on, but first they had to bury Mitch back in the homeland.

### Answers

Sonichu appeared again in Issue 5, helping his father and Mayorshack Tito, the new mayor of CWCVille, in repairing the damage done to the city. During all this we learned that Ian was indeed Sonichu's father, but that Ian had abandoned him due to his laziness and unwillingness to help raise the child, hoping that Sonichu would care for himself and grow up to be loyal to Ian by default. Through this Sonichu was found and adopted by Christian and his life went from there. Sonichu then ran off in a rage to find Ian so that he could take revenge.

### Vengeance

After running off in a blind rage, Sonichu went to Asperchu's House with a sniper rifle, and shot Ian in the kneecap as he tried to kidnap Asperia, declaring that he would not ruin another young child's life. He eventually got up close and shot out Ian's other kneecap, accidentally hitting Asperia as well. Before he could finish Ian off, however, Asperchu and Noir Chu arrived to calm him down. They all stopped and Sonichu cried for a moment, but they were soon interrupted by the Yellow Devil. They were taken back to Bionic's Fortress again, and Sonichu finally had a full psychotic breakdown. At Bionic's request, he started hacking off Ian's limbs with an axe, in spite of Noir Chu's protests, and teamed up with his brother to deliver the killing blow.

### Revolver Sonichu

After finally killing Ian, Sonichu passed out. When he woke up, he learned that Bionic had grafted his father's severed arm onto him while he was asleep, as a reward for his accomplishment. Sonichu then picked up Ian's Glasses as a souvenir. When he asked about Asperia, he learned that Bionic was unable to save her. He noted, however, that she lived on in a form, because he used stem cells from her tail to help graft Ian's arm onto Sonichu, leaving Sonichu in a state of shock. He was then teleported to the remains of 4Cent Garbage Towers, along with his brother, Bionic. There he met with Argentum, the Zero Clone, and was told that he drew power from suffering. He also predicted that Ian's soul was locked in Sonichu's arm, and Ian's spirit greeted Sonichu. He and Asperchu were then teleported back in time, to the events of Issue 2, and to when 4Cent was still standing.

### Sonichu's Rampage

After his teleportation, Sonichu began climbing up the side of 4Cent Garbage Towers and screaming to Ian that he was coming after him, attracting the attention of the building's workers, Jason Kendrick Howell, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Mary Lee Walsh and Naitsirhc Giovanni. According to Argentum, Sonichu was led to believe that his father was at the top of the building, that whether he was or not would be determined by him, and that this would show him Sonichu's true heart level. Under orders from Jason, Naitsirhc leapt out of the window and dived down into Sonichu, knocking them both down onto a window cleaner's platform. There, he asked Sonichu what he is doing, but Sonichu merely told him to stay out of his way. Naitsirhc tried to reason with him, and told Sonichu that he should calm down and come with him back to the Tower, where they could talk it over. Sonichu did not care, however, and beat Naitsirhc until he was helpless, snapped his neck, and threw him off the tower.

He then smashed his way through the window and fought his way up the building, past Chief Boyd and a squad of COProtectors, and was confronted by Jason Kendrick Howell, whom he electrocuted, face raped, and then killed by by ripping his head apart. The forces above began to frantically mount a defense, and Captain Bagget and Blazebob Sonichu evacuated and locked down the building. Sonichu caught up with Bagget and Asperchu, however, and attempted to kill them both. He successfully murdered Bagget, taking one of his special bladed truncheons as a weapon of his own. But before he could move in to kill Asperchu, the Plautistic appeared and knocked Sonichu out of the building, and pinned him against the outside of the tower. Sonichu fought back, and used the blade truncheon to cut away Plautistic's arms. Joshua Martinez then grew out of the Plautistic's back, and wielding Count Graduon's staff, threatened to destroy Sonichu. Sonichu continued fighting, however, and took out the monster's eye. Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus appeared and tag teamed Sonichu, but Sonichu knocked Clyde away and jumped onto Jack's glider, pushing him off and stealing it. He then used the glider to punch a hole in Plautistic's body, killing the beast.

Joshua Martinez reverted to his human form and was knocked back into the tower, and was followed by Sonichu, who ripped off his head and spine. Sonichu was then confronted by Wes Iseli, who floated around outside the building, taunting him. Sonichu, determined to get to him, used Joshua's spine as a grapple line and swung over to Wes, who then dropped some rubble on him and launched him into another tower with a Wes-Li-Ha-Me-Ha. There, Sonichu was confronted by Mr. Giovanni, still angry over Sonichu's murder of Naitsirhc. Sonichu attempted to kill him too, but Giovanni's Shuckle grabbed him before he could. After giving a speech about how he felt over Naitsirhc's loss, Giovanni began to torture Sonichu with his Metapod, Castform and Delibird. Sonichu escaped his bondage, though, and murdered Giovanni with his own pokemon.

After taking a moment to survey his injuries, Sonichu came across Wesli Chu's Luv Shack, and entered it to find his exes, Megagi La Skunk, Saramah Rosechu, and Jiggliami, having lesbian sex together. They taunted him over his sexual inadequacy and made wild claims about Rosechu. In a rage, Sonichu killed the girls, by ripping off Saramah's arms, stabbing Megagi with the exposed bone of Saramah's arms and then punching through Jiggliami's head. Wes Iseli confronted Sonichu once more, and Sonichu challenged him to a final showdown. Despite Sonichu's best efforts, Wes still ran rings around him, and only left after he is ordered to by Mary.

Sonichu was then teleported away by Wes to the rooftop of the building, where he found not Ian, but Asperchu and Mary. Mary asked Sonichu what happened to him, but Sonichu replied that he no longer cared about liberating CWCVille or any of the old ideals he once held, and that he only cared about where his father was. Mary then revealed that she had known about the truth behind Ian the whole time she had known him. She attempted to explain herself and try to calm Sonichu down, but he hit her in a rage. Mary then transformed into a hellish purple dragon and tried to kill Sonichu. Like the others, she was killed, though surprisingly due to Asperchu accidentally throwing his Game Gear in her mouth rather than anything Sonichu did.

### The Unforgiving Dawn

Sonichu then asked Argentum where his father was, as he was meant to be at the top of the tower. Argentum then pointed out to him that Asperchu was technically his father too, and then told him that he must make a choice, take action, and decide his true self. As the towers collapsed, Sonichu grabbed Asperchu's hands as he flew at him. Whether he meant to or not is not entirely clear. The two of them were then sent back to their time by Argentum, and they landed in the ruins of 4Cent Garbage, a few days after they had left. Sonichu shook Asperchu off and insulted him, but was then confronted by Christian. Chris asked him what was going on and where he had been, explaining that he had been gone for a while. He asked him to talk to him and tell him what was wrong, but Sonichu backed away from his father in shame, and walked off into the sunrise.

### Solid Sonichu

Upon leaving CWCVille after the events of Issue 5E, Sonichu escaped to the countryside, where his father's personality continued to grow and gained partial control over his body. Sonichu temporarily began to exhibit Anderson's heterochromia. He soon realized what was happening, and began to argue with the invading new persona in his head. He tried to explain it away as stress, but it became clear that it was really Ian. Metal Asperchu then showed up out of nowhere to 'Archive' him, for some unknown purpose. Creeped the fuck out, Sonichu went to his brother Bionic for help. At this point, Sonichu seemed equally concerned by a gangrene infection he picked up from the arm as he did by the prospect of having his dead father take over his mind. Unfortunately, Bionic's treatment was ineffective. In desperation, they invaded Forte Grosse, and broke Sinestro out of his growing tube. There, they threatened him into agreeing to cure Sonichu.

*Hi, Sinestro! Boy, it's been a while! Gee, have you seen my rampant gangrene infection!?*
—Sonichu, a little bit agitated.

*Agh! What the fuck is that?!*
—Sinestro, also creeped the fuck out.

*It's what YOU'RE going to fix, Sinestro. You're going to goddamn CURE me! I swear to GodJesus, if you don't I will kill you and rape your corpse.*
—Sonichu, more than a little insane now.

*Well, when you put it that way...*
—Sinestro, shitting himself.

After a short while of trying unsuccessful cures, Sonichu was overtaken once more, and Solid Sonichu surfaced again.

Solid leapt around in joy over having his own body again, but was interrupted as Sinestro reported that his cholesterol levels were rising rapidly. He recommended lipo, but Solid told him that all was well, and that he didn't even mind the gangrene infection now, much to Sinestro's annoyance. He also denied threatening him. They were then interrupted by Christian Weston Chandler, who asked what had happened to Ian's body. This amused and angered Solid, who, pretending to still be Sonichu, denounced Chris as his father and had him imprisoned.

In Issue 8, Solid Sonichu showed up as a final defense witness for Asperchu's trial. He initially defended Asperchu and spoke very highly of him, perhaps seeing some of himself in him. However, when Asperchu fired his lawyer, Yawning Squirtle, and took over himself, the trial quickly fell apart as their egos clashed and resulted in a shouting match to decide who was more honest. To "prove" his own honesty, Asperchu then ripped off his shirt and revealed his manbra underneath, which he had written the words "honest content" on. The sight of seeing another man's 42-bust muscle bra greatly threatened Anderson's sexuality, and he ran out of the courtroom screaming. He was even shaken enough for Sonichu to momentarily regain control and beg Bionic after the trial to take him back to Sinestro for further treatment. Unfortunatly, Christian's presence caused Ian to retake control. Solid then returned with the two men to Forte Grosse. However, once he arrived and started making plans for a video game marathon, Argentum arrived on the scene and began spewing more of his nonsensical riddles. Among them, he noted that Sonichu had fallen off the path of light, and that he would have to return to it. Anderson took this as an insult to his sexuality once more, and began shouting at Argentum. Argentum responded that Solid was "out of time" and threw him out the window, before taking Bionic, Sinestro and Christian along with him for another time travel adventure.

In Issue F, Sonichu regained control and woke up in a river in the middle of the Abyssal Forest. As he did, he noticed a mysterious figure floating above the water. This figure turned out to be Mitch Chu, back from the dead and still sporting the wounds on his chest from when Bionic shot him. Despite their closeness in life, Sonichu somehow failed to recognise him. Mitch then declared to Sonichu he was a failure. To his friends, to his father and to himself. Sonichu protested, and Mitch told him to follow him down the river and face his failures.

## In Sonichu

Sonichu appears in his own self titled spinoff book as a supporting character. Yes, you heard me. Due to Mao's bad decision to let aspiring amateur comic writer Christian Weston Chandler write all of his own plots as well as handle the artwork, and the even worse decision to let him host it off of the Asperpedia unsupervised, then what started as a spinoff of the Asperchu series telling the Sonichu species origins quickly deformed into little more than a self insert fanfic, and Christian made the controversial decision to not only add himself as a character, but to make his self insert the main character. He also seemed to go out of his way to make sure that the comic is out of character, and out of cannon with Asperchu, showing Sonichu as a racist, sexist, homophobic, psychotic, violent, retarded madman. When told to stop his deranged behavior, Christian refused and made Sonichu his own project, and turned it into a weapon with which to slander the Asperpedia crew. The Chris character was originally going to be modeled after Christian but was instead modeled after another, better Chris-Chan. A character based on the CWC who wrote the shitty Sonichu comic book did eventually appear though in the form of the villain character Ian Brandon Anderson. Christian reacted by screaming like a bitch about being set on fire.

## In Simonchu

Sonichu appears in Simonchu Issue 1, stealing Simonchu's Legal Rights. He returns to CWCVille with the files and hands them to Ian Brandon Anderson (believing him to be the TRUE and HONEST CWC), who later allows Lord Nave to make a clone of Simonchu using the information called Simonla Rosechu. He has yet to realize the truth of the situation.

The lost page of Simonchu Issue 2 shows Sonichu working with Chris again rather than Ian. Presumably Issue 2 would have had him realize the truth behind Ian and abandon him.

## In Moon-Pals

Sonichu appears briefly in Moon-Pals spinoff, Sonichu's Christmas Wish, where he is portrayed as an inept parent, suicidal, and a gay prostitute. Hilarious.

## In Sonichu Revelations

Sonichu also appears in Sonichu Revolution, as the main character, where he spends his time running around CWCVille, attempting to purge all the copyright infringement in his world. He is fairly successful by the end of it.

## Other

Sonichu also appears as one of the characters of the hit comic strips; Sonichu is Dead and Sonichu is Gay, in which he is portrayed as suicidal and openly gay, respectively.