Enter Lord Farquaad, Alter and his comrades

This is is how Lord Farquaad, Alter and his comrades make their debut in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet Shrek.

[Then we see a glass, following a montage of someone walking down the hall as dramatic music is playing. And we see someone pouring milk in the cub, and the person putting on a glove reveals to be Lord Farquaad, accompanied by Alter and his comrades, and two guards get scared of them, so they go into a room and see someone tortured with milk]

Gingy: [yells protests as he's dunked]

Lord Farquaad: That's enough! He's ready to talk.

[the camera turns to a man as he shops a Gingerbread Man named Gingy and he slams him on a cooking sheet]

Gingy: [coughs and chokes]

Lord Farquaad: [cackles evilly as he walks up to a table, but it's too high] (clears his throat)

Alter: Uh, Thelonius.

[Thelonius lowers the table to his level]

Lord Farquaad: [takes out Gingy's legs and starts playing with them] Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

Alter: There's nothing like a day in this Far, Far Away land..... *Not!*

Gingy: You're a monster!

Alter: Oh, please. Lord Farquaad's not the monster here, *you* are! [throws on leg on the table] You, and the rest of that fairytale trash poisoning my beautiful universe. [crushes the other leg into dust]

Lord Farquaad: Thank you, Alter. [slams his fist on the table] Now, tell us, where are the others?!

Gingy: Eat me! [spits in his face]

Lord Farquaad: Yuh! [wipes his face off] I've tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I will.... [grabs Gingy's gumdrop button]

Rowling: Father, don't take it from him.

Lord Farquaad: Alright then, [shines over Gingy] who's hiding them?

Rowling: You know.... The Muffin Man?

Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?

Rowling: Yes, the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drewly Lane?

Goldar: According to this cookie, she is married to the Muffin Man.

Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?

Gingy and Rowling: The Muffin Man!

Lord Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man.

Goldar: Of course, Your Wickedness.

Lord Farquaad: [to Frax] What do you have to say in the matter, Colonel?

Frax: Master, these fairytale legends are very fragile creatures.

Lord Farquaad: Fragile? How?

Frax: We know that they rely on food and water. We could starve them. Eventually, they will *have*to bow down to your powers.

Jinxer: That's a great idea!

Pea: Food?! What a *terrible*idea!

Jinxer: That's what I was saying.... Bad idea.

[the doors swing open]

Lord Farquaad: [gasps]

Captain Guard: My Lord, we've found it.

Trakeena: Don't just stand there like static electricity! Bring in the Magic Mirror!

[the Captain carries some object covered on a sheet and hangs it in a chain and removes the sheet, revealing the Magic Mirror as his face appears]

Everyone: [gasp]

Gingy: Oh........

Lord Farquaad: Magic Mirror.....

Gingy: Don't tell him anything!

[Frax walks over]

Gingy: NOOOO!!!!

[Frax throws him in a garbage can]

Lord Farquaad: Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?

Magic Mirror: Well, technically, you're not a king.

Darkonda: What did you just say?

Lord Farquaad: Uh, Darkonda?

Darkonda: With pleasure. [gets out a mirror and breaks it]

Lord Farquaad: You were saying?

Magic Mirror: What I mean is, you're not a king *yet.*But you *can*become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.

Divatox: Ooh.

Furio: And how is that?

Prince Gasket: Either, Cinderella, Snow White, or Princess Fiona.

Deviot: Perhaps, number three?

Rowling: Come on, number three, Father!

Lord Farquaad: Okay, Rowling! Uh, number three!

Magic Mirror: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.

[a song plays as everyone celebrates]

Lord Farquaad: Princess Fiona. She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go.....

Psycho Red: Let *me*handle it, Lord Farquaad.

Magic Mirror: But I should probably mention this little thing that happens to the princess by night.

Lord Farquaad: I'll do it!

Magic Mirror: Yes, but after sunset.....

Lord Farquaad: Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and then Duloc will finally have the perfect king! [clicks for the Captain] Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament! [he grins]

Olympius: [to himself] Hm. We'll see about that.

Prince Sprocket: Come on, let's go. [he leaves with our villains]