Chaos Kids/Quotes

This page lists all notable quotes voiced out by Chaos Kids in *South Park: The Fractured But Whole*.

## Field/Story

* **Spotting the New Kid**
	+ "Move along, we're creating Chaos!"
	+ "You dare disrupt the flow of Chaos?!"
	+ "Look not upon the agents of Chaos!"
	+ "Leave us be - we're sowing Chaos!"
	+ "Chaos is ready to rumble!"
	+ "Think you can quell our Chaos, fool?"
	+ "Dare you bring order to Chaos, hero?"
	+ "That's the vigilante kid, get him!"
	+ "The vigilante Will anwser to Chaos!"
* **New Kid leaving**
	+ "Good, go away."
	+ "You're smart to run from Chaos!"
	+ "Yes... Leave chaos to Chaos."
	+ "Yes, leave us to our Chaos!"
	+ "Muahaha! You can't handle Chaos!"
	+ "That counts as a victory for Chaos!"
	+ "You can't get away from Chaos that easily!"
* **Attacked**
	+ "Oof! Asshole!"
	+ "Fool! Chaos is no stranger to owies."
* **Passing by the bank, bank's entrance covered in lava**
	+ "Sure I'll let you un the bank - after the markets collapse!"
	+ "New banking hours are never o' clock to never o' clock."
	+ "Your precious global financial system is on flames! Muahaha!"
	+ "Hope you socked away some pennies, because you're never getting in there!"
	+ "Sorry, superhero! The bank is closed fue to a lava emergency!"
	+ "Haha! You'll never get in here, super fool!"
* **During The Hundred Hands of Chaos**
	+ "The whole town will burn, and then the fires of Chaos Will consume the world!"
	+ "Soon every living human and creature on Earth will be covered in lava!"
* **Dialogue**
	+ **Idle**
		- *Chaos Kid*: "Shall we spread disorder or entropy today?"
		*Other Chaos Kid*: "Yes and yes!"
		- *Chaos Kid*: "We're spreading some good Chaos today!"
		*Other Chaos Kid*: "Triple-A Chaos!"
	+ **Spotting the New Kid**
		- *Chaos Kid* "Chaos is calling you out!"
		*Other Chaos Kid*: "Yeah, bitch!"
		- *Chaos Kid*: "Who can stand up to Chaos?"
		*Other Chaos Kid*: "Nobody!"
	+ **New Kid leaving**
		- *Chaos Kid*: "What's the matter fool?"
		*Other Chaos Kid*: "Afraid of a little Chaos?"
		- *Chaos Kid*: "Chaos rules!"
		*Other Chaos Kid*: "Losers drools"!"

## Battle

* **Battle start**
	+ "Beware the harbingers of randomness"
	+ "Now, to prove my worth to Chaos!"
	+ "Time to make the master proud"
	+ "Beat 'em up so we can go back to playing Stick of Truth!"
	+ "I'm ready to sacrifice myself for Chaos!"
	+ "I'm not scared of nothing or nobody."
	+ "The curtain of Chaos has fallen upon you, foes."
	+ "Now to earn the "most valuable minion" award!"
	+ "No problem, master! Chaos, coming right up!"
	+ "Hmm, the odds seem kind of stacked against Chaos in this one."
	+ "Let's get 'em, Chaos Kids!"
* **Turn start**
	+ "Topsy-turvy time, twerps!"
	+ "On me! Let's swarm these fuckers!"
	+ "Chaos is inevitable"
	+ "Disorder shall reign"
	+ "You're not match for my master!"
	+ "Minion ready!"
	+ "We're like locusts, dude!"
	+ "Who wants some... Chaos?"
	+ "Time to wreak havoc!"
	+ "It's Chaos time!"
	+ "Only madness and Chaos await you!"
	+ "Pandemonium!"
	+ "I heed Chaos' call!"
	+ "Bow down to Chaos or pay the price, slave!"
	+ "Let's do this."
	+ "YOLO!"
	+ "The hour of Chaos is at hand!"
	+ "Kneel before Chaos, fool!"
	+ "Kneel before Chaos or forfeit your puny life!"
	+ "Let's rumble!"
* **Turn start, together with Bums and Meth Heads**
	+ "Stand Back, transients. Chaos will handle this."
	+ "Chaos' army has never been stronger!"
* **Turn start, versus Human Kite**
	+ "How'd you like a free serving of Chaos, Kite boy?"
* **Skipping turn**
	+ "Come back to me next turn"
* **After attacking**
	+ "I hope the master saw that!"
	+ "Die, puny human-ling"
	+ "You're Chaos' bitch now!"
	+ "Oh, you gonna cry now? I would."
	+ "Pop goes the dickhead!"
	+ "Bet you underestimated us minions."
	+ "Come at me, douche!"
	+ "Muahahaha on you!"
* **After Chaos Bomber using Lava of Chaos**
	+ "Embrace the Chaos!"
	+ "Entropy!"
* **After Bum attacking**
	+ "Chaos appreceates your service, filthy gross dude."
* **Microaggressions**
	+ "Run home to Mommy fool!"
	+ "You are a slave of Chaos now!"
* **Attacked**
	+ "You can't handicap Chaos!"
	+ "Well, that doesn't even seem fair."
	+ "Well, this sucks!"
	+ "Chaos will make you suffer for that!"
	+ "I didn't need this right now."
	+ "Now you're on my list!"
	+ "My master will kill you for this!"
	+ "Suffering is a friend to Chaos!"
	+ "What the hell was that?"
	+ "I'm telling the Professor on you!"
	+ "Hey, watch it!"
	+ "I'm good, master. I'm OK."
	+ "My master culls the weak and sick! I'm doomed!"
* **Bleeding**
	+ "Having a heavy flow day."
	+ "Blood everywhere."
	+ "Oh god, I'm bleeding out!"
	+ "Blood? Really? I thought this was a game for kids!"
	+ "I need a transfusion."
	+ "I'll proudly shed blood for Chaos."
	+ "Didn't know I has this much blood."
	+ "Master, the bleeding won't stop!"
	+ "I'm feeling drained."
	+ "I'm getting woozy."
* **Bleeding and Chilled**
	+ "I just feel off all of a sudden."
* **Chilled**
	+ "I'm getting... frostbite."
	+ "I could use a thaw."
	+ "I want my blanky!"
	+ "I can't feel my fingers."
	+ "Jeez. Who cranked up the A/C?"
	+ "What the f... What the fu..."
	+ "Mom told me to dress in layers!"
	+ "My balls are turning blue."
	+ "Chaos will keep me warm."
	+ "Winter is already here!"
* **Charmed**
	+ "I'm gonna give the other guys a try."
	+ "I like your style, foe."
	+ "Chaos bores me."
	+ "I think Butters would understand if I defect, don't you?"
* **Enraged**
	+ "This calls for a temper tantrum!"
	+ "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"
	+ "Goddamn dick-nipple titty-fuck assfarts!"
	+ "Fuck I'm so fucking pissed right now, shit-dicks!"
* **Grossed Out**
	+ "I feel icky."
	+ "This shit is nasty."
	+ "Better... bring me... a bucket. Bleuuuuch."
	+ "I need to find a toilet."
	+ "I want off this ride."
* **Defeated**
	+ "I'm just a pawn here!"
	+ "Avenge me, master!"
	+ "I regret I have but one life to give to Chaos!"
	+ "I failed you, Chaos!"
* **Chaos Kid defeated**
	+ "Minion down!"
	+ "They're making this personal!"
	+ "We must avenge our fellow minion!"
* **Dialogue**
	+ **With Human Kite, battle start**
		- *Chaos Kid*: "I'm not scared of nothing or nobody."
		*Human Kite*: "That's a double negative."
		*Chaos Kid*: "Exactly! CHAOS!"
	+ **With Meth Head, Meth Head turn start**
		- *Chaos Kid*: "Who needs meth when you have Chaos?!"
		*Meth Head*: "Hey, you tryin' to put me out of a job?"
	+ **With Professor Chaos, battle start**
		- *Professor Chaos*: "Gosh, minions, what gives?"
		*Chaos Kid*: "Your check bounced. Chaos minions wanna get paid!"
	+ **With Human Kite, Human Kite turn start**
		- *Human Kite*: "Check your watch, crime: It's kite time."
		*Chaos Kid*: "Nobody wears watches anymore!"
* **Unsorted**
	+ *Chaos Kid*: "How are we doing, Professor?"
	*Professor Chaos*: "Not bad, my Chaos Minion!"
	+ *Chaos Kid*: "I think he's...confused by all the Chaos we've been doing!"
	*Other Chaos Kid*: "Yayy!"