Revenge of the L.O.S.E.R.S./Quotes

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*(Dimmsdale, dawn, pan over to the Turner's house, Timmy wakes up, goes downstairs, Ivan frantically runs to Timmy)*
**Ivan:** Good morning, Timmy. There's a strange red envelope that I found in your mailbox!
**Timmy:** You dug in my mailbox?!
**Ivan:** Worry about that later, okay? There's a letter for you.
**Timmy:** Let's see what it says. *(reads it)* Dear Timmy Turner, if you are reading this, then I have some bad news, someone is plotting revenge against you. I'll meet you and your friend Ivan at your house in under an hour. Sincerely, Adam Williams. *(to Ivan)* Who's Adam Williams?
**Ivan:** Oh, he's just some guy that I knew since I was 8. He used to send me stories that he wrote when I was home in Russia.
**Timmy**: Alright, do you know anything else about this guy?
**Ivan:** The stories he writes sometimes are kinda inappropriate for my age, but that's about it.
**Timmy:** What kind of inappropriate stories did he write?
**Ivan:** That's not important. Here he comes now.
*(a blond haired teenager goes inside the Turner's house)*
**Adam:** Hey, guys. I'm Adam.
**Ivan:** Good morning, Adam. So, what brings you here?
**Adam:** We'll talk about this in private.
**Timmy:** Okay. We can go to my room.
*(Timmy, Ivan and Adam go upstairs into Timmy's room)*
**Adam:** Anyway, I've come to inform Timmy that a certain group is plotting revenge, and that group is... the L.O.S.E.R.S.!
**Ivan:** Who?
**Adam:** The League of Super Evil Revenge Seekers.
**Ivan:** Oh, I get it. A good organization name with a lousy acronym.
**Timmy:** I knew the L.O.S.E.R.S. wouldn't forget about us! That stupid dog Sparky...
**Adam:** Huh? What happened to Sparky?
**Cosmo:** He ran away.
**Timmy:** That's not all, before doing so, he trashed my house and blamed me for it. "Man's best friend" my butt! He joined the L.O.S.E.R.S. afterwards.
**Adam:** I always thought he was on your side.
**Wanda:** He was, but then decided to switch sides.
**Cosmo:** I knew we should've sold the dog back when we had the chance!
**Wanda:** Or, better yet, never bought Sparky in the first place!
**Astronov:** Are any of you aware that we're talking to someone we barely know and could be taken away from our godchildren?
**Adam:** Don't worry. I know who you are, and I promise not to reveal any of you to anyone. Let me take a picture. *(pulls out a phone and does a selfie with Timmy, Ivan and their fairies)*
**Timmy:** You're not gonna send that to one of my enemies, are you?
**Adam:** No, I swear. Can I use your bathroom?
**Timmy:** Go ahead.
*(Adam runs into the Turner's bathroom; some phone noises are heard, Adam leaves the bathroom)*
**Ivan:** So, Adam, you have any other information about the L.O.S.E.R.S.?
**Adam:** Yes. My arch nemesis, Mark Brown, is planning to join the L.O.S.E.R.S. so that they could be more powerful.
**Timmy:** Yikes.

*(the Crocker's house; Mark Brown comes in to greet the L.O.S.E.R.S.)*
**Dark Laser:** Welcome aboard, Mark Brown.
**Mark:** Glad to be with you, L.O.S.E.R.S..
**Foop:** Is it me, or do your clothes look like some kind of cheap disguise from an 80's cartoon?
**Mark:** Well, my trench coat and fedora hat are brown, like my family name, but yeah, they do look like some kind of mutant would wear as a disguise. *(to Dark Laser)* What's with the toy dog?
**Dark Laser:** That's Flipsie. *(Flipsie flips and barks twice)*
**Mark:** That's all it does?
**Dark Laser:** Yes, plus he's really adorable.
**Mark:** Well, Flipsie lives up to his name.
**Dark Laser:** Yeah. It's kinda weird how we L.O.S.E.R.S. have two dogs on our team now.
**Sparky:** So, what should we do?
**Crocker:** *(off-screen)* We should set up a trap for Timmy. *(comes on-screen in a Trixie Tang costume)* I've even got my own Trixie clothes!
**Foop:** *(facepalm)* Crocker, we're not doing this again.
**Crocker:** Darn. *(walks off-screen; comes back on-screen in his normal clothes)* How about I disguise myself as *(pulls out a wallaby costume)* a wallaby?
**Vicky:** That's a dumb idea. I have a better one. *(pulls out a Fake-i-fier)* Look at this thing I found in the trash the other day. I believe someone named Mark used to own it.
**Mark Brown:** Who, me?
**Vicky:** No, not you, the other Mark. The alien named Mark Chang, he has a crush on me, for some creepy reason.
**Mark:** Okay, I see. So, what's your plan, Vicky?
**Vicky:** I'll disguise myself as my sister, Tootie, we'll pretend that we've taken her hostage, so these twerps don't notice. *(Tootie's voice)* I like to kiss my pillow with Timmy's photo on it! *(back to normal)* I wasn't talking about myself, just my sister.
**Dark Laser:** I understood.
**Vicky:** I wanna say thank you Mr. Crocker for giving a second chance to join your group again.
**Crocker:** Don't mention it. If you need anything about Timmy's FAIRIES and foiling your schemes of babysitting, let me know.
**Vicky:** Thanks. *(realizes what he said)* HEY!

*(Later that day, at Dimmsdale Elementary)*
**Ivan:** Okay, here we are... the school. I've got Neptunia as a radar/scanner for humans and fairies. With this, we should be able to find Tootie. *(the scanner beeps)*
**Adam:** There seems to be someone in Crocker's classroom. Let's go there.
**Timmy:** There she is! *(they find what appears to be Tootie strapped to a chair in Crocker's classroom, but Ivan's scanner reads Tootie as "Vicky")*
**Ivan:** Vicky's in this room? That can't be right.
**Adam:** Timmy, are you sure about this? This was way too easy, it could be a trap.
**Timmy:** Don't be ridiculous, Adam! *(unties Tootie)* I normally expect that when it has something to do with Trixie, but when Tootie's around, there's no way it could be a trap!
**Ivan:** Timmy, nyet! That could be Vicky!
**Vicky:** *(disguised as Tootie)* Why, thank you, Timmy. *(hugs Timmy)* You're my hero! *(changes back into herself)*
**Timmy:** Vicky?! BLEUGH! How did you get here?
**Ivan:** Timmy, you idiot! You **had** to hug her, didn't you?!
**Timmy:** Hey, don't blame me, I thought Tootie was kidnapped by those L.O.S.E.R.S.! *(to Vicky)* Well, Vicky, at least your disguise was more convincing than Crocker disguised as Trixie. Disguising yourself as your younger sister, tied to a chair? I must admit, that's pretty ingenius.
**Vicky:** Oh, thank you!
**Ivan:** But I'm afraid you have the first Fake-i-fier and not version 2.0.
**Vicky:** You mean there's a second version of the Fake-i-fier that doesn't malfunction from affection?
**Ivan:** Yes! But, since you're evil, we're not giving it to you, so you shall stick with the lame first version! *(cackles)*
**Vicky:** Oh. Well, in that case, we've got you exactly where we wanted you, twerps! *(The other L.O.S.E.R.S. members show up)*
**Adam:** I told you this was a trap!
**Vicky:** Shut up, Adam! Prepare to be destroyed!
**Ivan:** Cheese it!

*(Ivan & the others barely escape)*
**Timmy:** Look, guys, I'm really sorry!
**Adam:** Yeah, sorry you lured us into a trap when you thought Vicky was her sister, Tootie!
**Ivan:** Calm down, both of you! How about we play a game of volleyball together with them?
**Timmy:** Volleyball? Are you out of your mind?!
**Adam:** I dunno, sounds kinda fun to me.
**Timmy:** It's not fair, they have like 5 people! We're outnumbered. There's no way we could get 5 players.
**Ivan:** No? *(to Neptunia & Cosmo)* Neptunia, Cosmo, I wish you two would disguise as humans and play volleyball with us!
**Neptunia:** Can do!
*(Cosmo and Neptunia raise their wands and turn human)*
**Ivan:** Okay, let's call the L.O.S.E.R.S.!
*(pulls out a phone, dials Crocker's number)*
*(cut to the Crocker residence, where the L.O.S.E.R.S. are thinking of a plan, Crocker's phone rings)*
**Crocker:** Hello?
**Ivan:** Hey, Crocker, want to play volleyball? It's you and the L.O.S.E.R.S. against us!
**Crocker:** Okay. Wait, how'd you get my number?
**Adam:** I gave Ivan your phone number, Mr. Crocker.
**Crocker:** What are you, Adam Williams, a spy?!
**Adam:** It doesn't matter. Just get to the nearest volleyball field near you.

*(Timmy, Ivan, Adam, the fairies and the L.O.S.E.R.S. are at a volleyball field)*
**Ivan:** Okay, so the volleyball rules are like the usual rules, expect that no magic must be involved.
**Crocker:** Wait, these humans looks like FAIRIES! You should be disqualified, you hypocrites!
**Ivan:** Fair point, but they won't use magic. And another rule: if the volleyball net gets ripped apart by one of the teams, they automatically win.
**Foop:** You're on!
**Timmy:** Let's do this.
*(Timmy, Ivan, Adam, the fairies and the L.O.S.E.R.S play volleyball; eventually, Vicky shoots the ball so hard that the net rips apart)*
**Vicky:** Yes! We defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!
**Timmy:** You may have won, but you haven't learned that it's about participating, not winning!
**Vicky:** Shut up, twerp!
**Crocker:** Since you lost, I'm giving you all free "F" tattoos for losing the volleyball game! *(tattoos the words on the heroes' faces)* F, F, F, F, F!
**Ivan:** That. Hurt.
**Vicky:** Well, that was fun. Who wants pasta?
*(all members of the L.O.S.E.R.S. cheer, except for Sparky)*
**Sparky:** Oh no. I'm highly allergic to pasta.
**Mark Brown:** Oh, please, you floating dog, have you ever *tried* eating it?
**Sparky:** I did try eating pasta, and it made me feel very ill.

**Timmy:** I can't believe we were humiliated by the L.O.S.E.R.S.!
**Astronov:** To be honest, though, they didn't play fair.
**Wanda:** No kidding.
**Ivan:** It's my fault for making that net rip automatic win rule.
**Poof:** No worries, I'm sure you wanted the volleyball game to be a little more unique.
**Adam:** I've got an idea. *(whispers to Timmy)*
**Timmy:** Adam, you're a GENIUS!

*(Ivan, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Timmy & Adam sneak into Crocker's house and put a briefcase in the discussion room. Later that day, the L.O.S.E.R.S. go inside)*
**Mark:** Oh my gosh, a briefcase!
**Vicky:** Move it, it's mine!
**Crocker:** No, I saw it first! Therefore, it should be MINE!
**Foop:** Why don't you just open it and see what's inside?
**Mark:** Good idea.
*(Mark Brown opens the briefcase and sees lots of money inside)*
**Crocker:** Holy sweet mother of Cosmo! MONEY!!!
**Sparky:** Let's share it!
**Everyone except Sparky:** SHUT UP, SPARKY!
**Dark Laser:** But he's right, y'know.
**Vicky:** I'll use this amount of cash to buy more weapons for my babysitting tactics!
**Crocker:** I'll use it to hunt down FAIRIES!
**Mark:** And I shall... *(gets almost vacuumed into the Darkness by the wad of money he's holding)* Has anyone noticed that the money act very... odd?
**Vicky:** What are you talking about? *(the wads of money drop out of everyone's hands, and they transform into the Eliminators)* This is not gonna end well...
**The Eliminators:** The L.O.S.E.R.S. shall be punished!
*(Mark, Vicky, Crocker, Foop & Sparky scream as they are absorbed by the Eliminators into the Darkness. They wake up in the Darkness version of Dimmsdale, an Eliminator appears, who then transforms into Timmy)*
**Eliminator Timmy:** You tricked Timmy & the gang too many times. L.O.S.E.R.S.!
*(another Eliminator appears, this time disguised as Adam)*
**Eliminator Adam:** And now we're gonna make you pay!
**Vicky:** RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*(The L.O.S.E.R.S. all run away from the Eliminators screaming in terror, cut to the Turner's house where the gang celebrates)*
**Timmy:** We win! Suckers!
**Ivan:** And it's all thanks to Adam's plan! How did you do it?
**Adam:** I borrowed a few Eliminators to disguise themselves as wads of cash.
**Timmy:** Alright, since L.O.S.E.R.S are out of the way, (points his head at Adam) Adam, it's time I ask you some questions.
**Adam:** Alright, Timmy, what do you want to know about me?
**Timmy:** How do you know that the L.O.S.E.R.S. are coming to take my revenge on me? Are you spying on me? And where did you come from?
**Adam:** Well, I kinda got the information about the L.O.S.E.R.S. when I heard about some stories going on about a kid who has a group named L.O.S.E.R.S. that chases him around.
**Timmy:** That kid happens to be me.
**Adam:** I know. I come from Los Angeles.
**Timmy:** Where did you hear that the L.O.S.E.R.S are coming for me?
**Adam:** Uhh...Internet, I guess.
**Ivan:** I don't buy it.
**Timmy:** (sighs) Where did Mark Brown come from?
**Adam:** Same city, Los Angeles.
**Timmy:** We've been there once.
**Ivan:** Okay, that's enough talk. Thanks for helping us out, Adam.
**Adam:** Don't mention it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a cab heading to L.A. to catch.
**Timmy:** Will you come back for a few more adventures?
**Adam:** Yeah, soon, hopefully. Bye.
*(Adam gets into a taxi and drives away, the L.O.S.E.R.S. fall from the sky)*
**Crocker:** Well, that was a waste of time.
**Vicky:** Yeah, if I ever find that guy who tricked us with money, I'll torture him like that little twerp!
**Dark Laser:** If everyone's all here, then, where is Mark Brown? I haven't seen him falling down in the sky with us.
**Sparky:** Look, the important thing is, we're all okay.
**L.O.S.E.R.S.:** SHUT UP, SPARKY!!!
*(Mark Brown falls from the sky on top of the L.O.S.E.R.S.)*
**Mark:** I'm going back to L.A.! (faints)
*(screen fades to black)*
*(ending title card)*