Pokémon Murder and Suicide: S0E0 Pokémon to die!

Hello. This is LimeLemon192. I really liked Pokémon, but that changed after a certain episode.

Basically, **Pokémon to die!** It is an edited episode that was supposed to be aired in 2000, but some crazy person edited it before the actual creators could finish it.

# The Episode

I bought a bunch of DVDs of Pokémon recently, but there was an odd one. It said “Убийство и самоубийство покемонов: S0E0 Покемон умрет!”. I translated it, and it said “Pokémon Murder and Suicide: S0E0 Pokémon to die!”. “Strange” I thought. I put the DVD into the DVD player. There was no intro or title card. It had awful graphics and quality, and so did the sound. It was black for 5 seconds, and it revealed Ash in a Pokémon battle with MissingNo. Pikachu died while battling, and Ash was crying over his dead body. I said “WHAT THE F\*\*\* IS THIS!?”. He captured MissingNo, and the screen went black for 10 seconds. It revealed MissingNo with blood all over him, and zoomed out to reveal Ash cut up into pieces. The screen glitched out and made an eardrum-shattering scream. The noise stopped after 10 seconds and immediately went to where Professor Krove was, and revealed him hanging by a noose in his house. It zoomed out of the house, and revealed 100s of Pokémon dead. Then a text at the top of the screen appeared 5 seconds later, and said “Вы умрете!” which meant “You will die!”. The episode ended 5 seconds later.

# Aftermath

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It was late at night, and I decided to go to bed. I discovered another horror. All my Pokémon plushies were ripped open! I went to bed anyway. The next morning my room was a mess! And the DVD was gone! Who knows who, or what could’ve taken it? I cleaned up my room, and surprisingly, nothing like that ever happened to me again! Beware…

# Oct 22, 2021 edit

My DVD player is leaking blood and not working for some reason. I also woke up to a new file on my computer called: “PokémonDead.zip”. It has Dead.jpeg in it, and PokémonDead.avi. There was a title card and intro, the intro lasted for 10 seconds with Ash hanging himself, and then the title card popped up. It was black with red text and said “Dead”. It began in hell, with all the Pokémon being tortured. Then 5 minutes later, went back to the over world to show everyone in town hanging by a noose. The episode ended after 5 seconds.

The End.

# Dec 30, 2021 edit

I was going to stay up late on my computer. Another file popped up on my computer, only this time it was Japanese word document instead of a Russian episode.

It said: "あなたは次です。:)", which meant "You are next. :)". I remembered this as soon as possible.

Something suddenly turned my computer off, and the lights turned off too. I heard a loud screeching sound.

I couldn't move at all, and it was midnight. I passed out, and woke up early in the morning. I had a headache, and my computer had a blue screen of death. I went to get it fixed, and it worked.

I am having suicidal thoughts to finally forget about the episode forever, but I'm sure it'll be better next year.

Oh, I also forgot to mention all my windows broke too. I got some people to put new windows in.

Yep, I also forgot to mention that they apologized and said:

"We are sorry about what you saw. Some creepy person edited an unaired episode, and converted it to a DVD."

Remember kids, don't take DVDs from strangers.

## Trivia

* **Krove** is a Transcripted Word **Кровь**
* Pokémon Murder and Suicide took place in a russia-based region **Smerte** which Transcripted **Смерть**