WCWF Flash Flood (2/26/1997)

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Date: February 26, 1997

Notes/Words from the President:

        * Here are the proposed title matches for March Madness......

        ===> WCWF World Title: Taz vs. Sgt. Andrew Scott <signed>
        ===> WCWF IC Title: Mr. Extreme vs. The Undertaker
        ===> WCWF Tag Titles: The Clique vs. The International
Connection
                <If The Clique win by pinfall/submission.. the
American Tag Belts are vacated.>
                <If the IC win by pin/subm.. they get World Belts and
American Tags are                          vacated.>
        ===> WCWF Cruiserweight Match: Four Corners -
                Scott Pierce (*) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Rick Steamboat
vs. "Pillman's man" (*)
                "Pillman will be allowed to pick a Cruiserweight to
represent himself or he                  may wrestle."
        ===> WCWF Xtreme Dainja Match: The Crow vs. Inferno <signed>

I will accept comments/match acceptance from these above individuals
until Friday. Remember, this stuff isn't known ICly... don't flash
about it.

        * The homepage has been updated as have a few of the rules.
Please take the time to visit the homepage so you won't be left
behind.

FLASH FLOOD:

+===================+
 The Super Sayiyans
+===================+

(The Super Sayiyans are in Gokou's home.  They are gathered around a
television screen. Master Yoshi walks in and inserts a tape into the
VCR. It is a tape of The Clique vs The Hart-Breakers)

Yoshi:  I did not prepare Vegeta properly.  I'm not going to make the
same mistake again.  Watch carefully.  (Yoshi hits the pause button.
The screen shows Nash and Hall double teaming Shawn Michaels)  Now,
if you guys are ever in this situation,  what do you do?

Gokou:  Double Clothesline.

Yoshi:  Close

Gohan:  Double flying clothesline.

Yoshi:  Yes.  And after that,  I want you guys to charge up for the
Super Kamail Mail Wave

Gokou:  Master.  A Kamail Mail Wave will kill them.  We can't do that.

Yoshi:  I know.  Don't use full power.  10 percent should be enough,
but make it look like 100 percent.  Understand?

Gohan:  Yes Master.  Now,  if you'll notice here....

(Far off into the distance,  Vegeta is in the rocky mountains.  He is
training at an inhuman rate.)

Vegeta:  Cavalone.... HAAAAAAAA!!!

(He turns into a Super Sayiyan and takes a fit on a mountain.  It soon
becomes a hill.)

+===========+
 Mr. Extreme
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Mr.Extreme: Once again, Mr. Extreme get's screwed by the system. We
all know I coulda beat the hell outta the Warlord and the Giant if we
fought normally. And even so, I was kicking the guts outta both of
them, and all of a sudden, the match is over. That is garbage. I am
your Television Champion.

Extreme: But now on to the future, and the future is you Adam Christ.
We've met before, and you probably still feel the pain I left you with
last time.  But we've got some unfinished buisness to take care of.
And what a perfect way to do it. An Extreme Torture Match. ARE YOU
SERIOUS?? I think you are a bit misled, oh religous one.  I excel in
matches were I don't have to give a FUCK about anything besides
beating the crap outta my opponent. So Christ, you are gonna get the
whipping of a lifetime, cause I will show no mercy upon your satanic
soul.   Finally, Warlord, I wanna crack at you one-on-one. Cause you
KNOW you can't beat me in the ring on your own.  That TV Title is
coming around my waist, where it BELONGS.

+======================+
 Abdullah the Butcher &
 M.R.T.A.
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[M.R.T.A. and Abdullah are in a dark room somewhere in the huge
Million $ Corporation building... lot of terrorism flags and arms are
showned]

Polay: Well...Nash and Hall you two think your soooooooo fucking
bad..well dopes we want you in the ring right now! You hear me putos!
I dont care if the title is on the line..we want to cripple you like
fucks you are mang..

Abimael: Madness!!!! Thats the fucking word..and thats when M.R.T.A.
will get their dues...Harlem Heat the thing with you aint over
amigos..Polay will break Booker Tee and then I will break you
both..hahahaha

Abdullah: Tommi Drimer..you wont get a rematch with me because I need
real challenges...my goal is to become WCWF world champion and I wont
waste my time with jobbers like you...you are a zero my hero..you are
history..<bites some flesh blood>....SGT.SCOTT!! VADER!!! You are
AFRAID OF ME!!!!! YOU CHICKENS!! WARLORD!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

Polay: Calm down big man..by the way just like the Giant said FUCK YOU
WCWF!

Abimael: Why did you say that?

Polay: Well because I want to..FUCK YOU!!!

Abimael: Actually its fun...FUCK YOU CARAJO!!!

[cuts]

+==============================+
 "The Franchise" Shane Douglas
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SD: <looking solemn>  Matt Kamakazee, at the Free For All, you were
the better man.  Savor the moment, because it sure as shit won't
happen again.  I, however, have bigger fish to fry.

SD: Johnny "The Beast" Butler.  WCWF Legend.  The one and only Hall of
Famer.  Let me tell you something.  I have beaten legends before.  Not
only have I beaten them: I have crippled them.  You will be no
different, Butler.  I chose the Chicago Street Fight because the
Street
Fight is the perfect way for me to come out of this shell that I have
been in and truly be my extreme self.  In a Street Fight, I don't have
to worry about DQs, countouts, or anything else.  In a Street Fight, I
can put you through tables.  In a Street Fight, I can hit you with
canes.  In a Street Fight, I can be the Franchise that everyone in
this fed fears.  Johnny Butler: You can be a legend, you can be
whatever the hell you want.  Come Friday Night Live, you will be a
dead man. <laughs>

<gives the Triple Threat sign as the screen fades to black>

+================+
 Freedom Cavalone
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FC: Vegeta.  <smiles>  Welcome to the WCWF.  I trust you enjoyed your
first match.  Let that be a lesson to all the people in the WCWF.
Bigger is not necessarily better.  I'm sure we'll cross paths down the
road.

FC: Now, I have a match on Friday Night that I and everyone else in
the Pit has been waiting for for a LONG LONG time.  You see, in Mexico
City, a place that I have wrestled in many times, I have the pleasure
of beating the shit out of Alex "The Assassin" Anderson.  You say that
nobody sees an Assassin until he hits you.  Well, trust me, Anderson,
you are going to see me as I give you the Phallacy.  After that, you
will see no more.  You think that you were hurting before Winter Warz?
Man, what you were feeling then is light compared to what I can and
will do to you on February 28 in Mexico City.  I challenged you to a
Mexican Death Match for one reason, and one reason only.  I WILL KILL
YOU.  There won't even be a need for the second match I have against
you. Make no mistake about it, Alex, in Mexico City, you will be
picked off.

+=========+
 Destroyer
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[Destroyer is sitting in a chair.  It is all dark around him except
for the single light shining down on his head.]

Destroyer:  Tuesday Night War, March 4, Undertaker it is your time to
lose.  Undertaker, come March 4 you will suffer yet another defeat.
Undertaker, if you are not afraid of me you will put the title on the
line.  I seriously doubt you will for all the WCWF fears the
destructor.

Destroyer:  Warlord I see that you have a mandatory title defence
comming up at Friday Night Live, March 7.  If you aren't affraid of
losing to me just like your good buddy Taz did then put the belt up
against me.  If not then your time will come.

Destroyer:  And my last subject is that punk ass Inferno.  You know, I
have been hearing shit about Inferno saying that I get the first title
shot after Mr. Perfect so then I look at the card reports and Jermey
Enigk gets two matches with him in a row and I don't have a single one
with him.  Inferno seems to be dodging me.  I say Inferno, you are
scared of me.  Inferno you will feel the mass destruction that I can
bring two more times.  One in the four on four and the other at my
promised title shot.

[Screen fades]

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 "The Virginia Wolf" Tim Harris
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[VW during riding. He stops for the speech]

VW: WCWF... Why did you fix the last world title match? Colonel Savard
is the true World Champ!!!

Till now I've been busy beating the nWo. But now.. . I realized I need
more! I want titles! The Dainja belt is the first one I'm looking for.
From now on, I'll watch the belt with special care! And whoever is
holding it, be careful! I want the belt! And you, nWo fuckers!
Sergeant Scott is the next victim! You lost to Colonel Savard. You'll
lose again! Be sure!

[fade]

+===============+
 Colonel Savard
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(Cut to a feild in the middle of the woods. Col. Savard is addressing
10-12 men and women all dressed in combat gear. Some are wearing hoods
and ski-masks.)

Col. Savard: Brothers and sisters, a great tragedy occurred the other
night. Someone obviously has the referees on the NWO payroll. We must
mobilize and destroy the Illuminati's New World Order. I have pointed
out who is behind it all and still noone does anything. These men
calling themselves the nWo are mere pawns in the game. The real
perpetrators are hiding their identity much like some of you must hide
yours. Rest assured, in due time you will be able to reveal your self
as Ekalaka Militia members. But timing is of the essence. I didn't
need that belt anyway. What we fight for is a higher cause. We MUST
take the next step my brethren. I have formulated this plan and once
it is completely worked out we will reveal our objectives to our
brothers in the WCWF. And remember I have found the names and two more
NWO members and I will reveal them to you and the rest of the WCWF
shortly.

+===================+
 The Blues Brothers
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The Blues Brothers are driving their old Oldsmobile in the street of
New-York!!!!

Elwood: Man, i think we are lost.......
Jake: No way !!! The road to Mexico is in that direction !!!!!!!
Elwood: Why don't you stop at the corner of this road, i will ask this
lovely lady !!!!!
Jake: O.k. !
Elwood: Sorry miss, but.......
The Lady: What ????? are you looking for fun Gorgeous Hunk ????? Why
don't you let me in you're car, i will make you the Happiest man on
earth....if you know what i mean ????? By the way it's 100$ for 30
minutes !!! Is that allright ????
Elwood: 100$ for 30 minutes ????? Hey!! Here's a quarter it will only
take 15 seconds for you to tell me the road to Mexico !!!!
The Lady: WHAT !!! F$%?& YOU !!!!!!
Jake: What did she say ????
Elwood: Man, we are really lost !!!! She didn't know either !!!!!!  We
are gonna be late for our match !!!!!
Jake: Don't worry, brother, We Will Be There On Time !!!!!!! And we
will beat those big men !!!!
Ray Charles: That,s the way to talk, Jake, and i bet FORCE OF NATURE
are praying, right now. They don't want you to make it, cause they
know, they are gonna be PUNISH on Frrrrrrrriday night !!!!! You, FORCE
OF NATURE, like every other ones before you, are going to SING THE
BLUUUUUUUUUES, like it , or not !!!!!
Jake: Turn on the radio, Elwood.
Music: YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUNDOG, CRYING ALL THE TIME !!!!!!
Elwood: Hey, that fits FORCE OF NATURE, don't you think????
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Elwood: Now get back on the highway, will you !!!!!
Jake: I can't, there is some black, big guys, holding on the rear
bumper!!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Elwood: LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+==========+
 Thunderman
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 Thunderman: Allright, Warzone3 was a taught night for me, even if our
team won. It seem like i can't keep the momentum on my side. I have
just got out of the party,Sunny was throwing for us, after our
victory, but i didn't feel like having fun. I don't think i wasn't
much a help for them.....anyway You know when i came in the fed,
things were doing great...3-1.. that was a good start, and i probably
taught, things would be easy...I WAS WRONG !!! Now it's time to put
the numbers back in the victory column !!!!! And i feel sorry for you,
mister the stuntman KAMIKAZEE !!!!!! You will be the first victim of
the NEW AND IMPROVE THUNDERMAN !!!!!! You and you're big mouth, WILL
GO DOWN !!!!!! And , oh!! by the way why don't you look on the
monitor, MATT, and you will learn, what THUNDERMAN can to you Friday
night......(The monitor shows a plane trying to make is way in a HUGE
STORM.....suddenly a LIGHNING comes out of the sky and HITS the plane
with KAMIKAZEE as the pilot. A BIG EXPLOSION.....AND THE PLANE IS
COMPLETELY DESTRUCT !!!!!)
Thunderman: You see, KAMIKAZEE, you can play the stuntman for has
longas you want, but when THUNDERMAN hits you,  ----------THERE IS
NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT--------------YOU'RE GOING
DOWN !!!!!

+=====+
 Vader
+=====+

Jason Aaron
So I bet that everyone thinks that since Vader lost the nWo is
beatable! Think again. Just because Vader lost doesn't mean the nWo is
any weaker! It just shows that miracles do happen! Vader will not be
kept down for long. Undertaker we agree to the rules. Just give us the
rematch! Soon. Any match you want. Also I have 2 challenges, one is
for Inferno! Our paths have never crossed in a singles match and I
feel it is time for that to happen. So lets get it on, for the Dainja
title. Also I challenge Taz! Vader has been looking forward to this
match for a long time. My main man Dotson is right we are tired of
seeing all these newbies in meaning less matches. Lets get the matches
that everyone wants to see. We will take on anyone that gets in our
way. Also I would like to give congrats to the best Tag-Team in the
land the Clique for dominating once again like only they can. Also to
Sgt Scott for showing the world that all Savard was is a jobber sent
to do a man's job. The nWo has been in the back watching for a while
but get ready for that to change. We are going to heat things up, and
do things only WE can do. I'm out!

+============+
 Rocky Maivia
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(Camera opens on Rocky Maivia walking down a dirt street in Mexico
City...)

ROCKY: OK WCWF, you've had your fun...now it's Maivia-Time!  I've sat
back and watched my old manager Sunny make a fool out of you Darren
Stai!  It's time that you join me and become the true champion that
you really are! Forget about Sunny, forget about the up-and-coming
Glacier!!  Do you think Glacier will carry you if he claims singles
gold?  No way chico!

ROCKY: (turning to other angle) But, on Friday Night, I face the
"Human suplex machine" Taz...I don't give a rat's ass about your
"rebirth" from the New World Order, but you and your whole "team Taz"
better have life insurance...as they say, "get a piece of the ROCK!"
You're just a punk Taz!  You call yourself "extreme"??  You can't
handle extreme!!! You were a great amatuer wrestler, but now, you're
just an old has-been with a decrepite old manager, Slick!
Be ready Taz, be ready to get caught between a hard place, and Rocky
Maivia!

+============+
 The MonSTARS
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[The familiar spinning star on the purple screen and the horrid surfer
music tells us that...]

SPECIAL GUEST ANNOUNCER MR.EXTREME:  This is a show for stupid
ass-fucks who are simply amused by retarded comical characters and
there jolly FUCKING adventures. If I had it my way, these two punks
would be doing this show out of a FUCKING HOSPITAL.  With FUCKING
tubes coming outta that dumb one's ASS.  Yeah, I'd teach him how to
FUCKING talk. After I'd get through with him, he'd be talking outta
his ass, and shitting outta his MOUTH. HA!  And that Alien Buster,
that mother FUCKER is a god damn psycho.  Stupid paranoid FUCK. I
should be hosting my own god damn show. Only mine would be FUCKING
COOL as hell.  Yeah...cool as hell.

[Fade to the Alien Update studio.  At his desk is Earth's Last Hope.
His face is buried in his hands.  Next to the desk on a chair sits
GOJIRA!!!, shaking his head.]

EARTH'S LAST HOPE:  I contact HR to get me a guest announcer, and THIS
IS WHAT HAPPENS?!?!? There can be only one solution!

[ELH jumps up on the desk and says:]

EARTH'S LAST HOPE: HR HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE ALIENS!!!  I SHALL
SMITE THEE, FELL CORPORATE HATE-MONGERS FROM BEYOND THE FAR REACHES OF
ORION'S BELT!

[ELH runs off camera, his ranting echoing throughout the studio,
amidst crashing cameras, breaking glasses, womens' screams.  GOJIRA!!
watches the whole ruckus from his chair for a little while, then
reaches over and grabs the mic.]

GOJIRA!!!: er, live from <STATIC> Studio 18, it's <STATIC> the show
<STATIC> you the very finest in <STATIC><STATIC><GLERP!> with insights
into, aw shit..<STATIC>I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT, NEW YORK, NEW
YORK!!!  I WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE <STATIC><STATIC> piece of shit
<STATIC> thing!

[IN a rage, GOJIRA!! tears his translato-thingy off his suit, throws
it on the floor, cursing in all matter of Japanese phrases that are
better left untranslated, and jumps up and down on it, smashing the
little thingy into oblivion. While this is happenning, Mr. Extreme
sits down behind the desk and watches GOJIRA!! do his rant, then looks
looks through ELH's notes, reaches under the desk and grabs a cheap
K-Mart plastic ELH halloween mask, puts it on and proceeds to do ELH's
show for him.]

SPECIAL GUEST ANNOUNCER MR. EXTREME: (fumbling through ELH's notes)
Let's see here...MRTA...SUCKS....uh...HART BREAKERS..SUCK..TED
DIBIASE...SUCKS...HARDCORE INVADERS...SUCK...ALIENS SUCK, BUT WE ALL
KNOW THAT-

[Suddenly ELH drops into view, shattering the desk, and scattering the
notes everywhere.  He stands up, dusts himself off, looks at Mr.
Extreme wearing his mask. Double take. Triple take.  He then shrugs,
and continues his pursuit of the HR Aliens.]

SPECIAL GUEST ANNOUNCER MR. EXTREME: Screw this! I'm out here.  Turn
that damn camera off!

[Extreme gets up from his chair and starts walking toward the camera.]

SPECIAL GUEST ANNOUNCER MR. EXTREME: I said turn the fuckin' camera
off!

[Extreme walks past the camera. Sound of someone being decked, and the
camera falls over. Screen goes dead.]

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 Vegeta &
 The Super Sayiyans
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(Gokou, Gohan and Master Yoshi exit the house.  They just finished
watching a lot of footage of the Clique.  Vegeta is rapidly
approaching the house. He lands in front of Master Yoshi.  He bows
before Yoshi)

Yoshi:  Well well well.  Vegeta.  Cool off enough steam?

Vegeta:  Yes, Master.  I'm sorr...

(Master Yoshi raises his hands)

Yoshi:  No, I failed to train you properly.  I'm sorry, my son

(Vegeta bows in acceptance.  Yoshi pulls out a long list of names)

Yoshi:  Gather in...  Here is a complete list of every WCWF wrestler.
Each of you pick five.

(Vegeta, Gokou and Gohan each look on the list)

Vegeta:  I'll take Jeff Jarrett,  Rocky Maivia,  Jeremy Egnik,  Shane
Douglas and hmm... Chris Jericho

(Gokou, Gohan and Master Yoshi all fall on their backs)

Yoshi:  You want to challenge the Lionheart?

Vegeta:  (shrugs)  Sure,  why not?

Gokou:  Fine.  We'll take The Prodigy, The International Connection,
The Hart Breakers,  The British Bulldogs and Shake Rattle and Roll.

(Master Yoshi shakes his head)

Yoshi:  (grins)  You guys are nuts.

(Vegeta, Gokou and Gohan all turn into Super Sayiyans and have a
little play fight)

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 The Crow
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[ANNOUNCER: The following announcement is paid for by the New World
Order.]

[Cuts to a dark room. There is a swinging light hanging from somwhere
in the above ceiling. It swings back and forth.. shedding light on The
Crow as it swings in his direction.]

Crow: So... after the smoke has cleared, some still speak of the
battles before it... Mr. Harris, I can explain your victory easily...
you disobeyed stipulations.. but I have no need to defeat you... I am
not about "wins" and "losses." You see... there is someone else more
important that I must tend my attention to... that man goes by the
name of Inferno.

[Suddenly, a hand shoots out and stops the light from swinging. The
Crow steps out in front of the camera.]

Crow: Inferno.. I remember when I first saw you... being trashed by
Brian Pillman time and time again... you trusted me so... but another
group gave me a better offer.... and I took it. It has gone great..
and will continue to go great. What the originally promised me.. it
has finally come.... I hope you are prepared... because I am sure you
have noticed....

[The light from the swinging light begins to dim until it is barely
visible.]

Crow: You're flame is growing small....

[ANNOUNCER: The preceding announcement has been paid for by the New
World Order.]

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 The Varsity Club
+================+

Steve Williams: We are still waiting! Since none of you tag-teams can
put together a complete sentence, so we will make it easier for you.
We will put out an open contract for 5 matches. Also we will accept
the challenge of the idoits the Blues Brothers.

Johnny Ace: Also Elimnators we would like to see what you boys can do.
We plan on facing everyone we can, we will not back down from anyone.
Froffat and Furnas we are waiting for your answer.

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 Force of Nature
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(Sunny and Dynamo spend time at the San Diego Zoo after their time at
Warzone III...they walk towards camera past the bear pens...)

SUNNY: Finally, Warzone is behind us and we can look foreward the the
future, the future in Mexico City on Friday Night!

DYNAMO: And we get to teach those Blues Brothers a lesson in class and
style when we stylisitically beat the blues right out of em!

SUNNY: Speaking of beating, where's Glacier?

DYNAMO: He was right behind us...LOOK!

(GLACIER sits in the polar bear's pen up on the cold rocks...the bears
all sit below him quietly...)

GLACIER: Blues Brothers! You two heathens have been on the run from
the law for years, now I have been chosen to put you two...in the
cooler!!! As you can see, I fear no man nor beast...and you brothers,
you may wear black, but you will be black and blue all over after you
feel Dynamo's Drop and The Cold Shoulder!   The Force of Nature is
brewing...beware...HE HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

(The bears all begin to howl and growl....)

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