Sloth Abe

*"Can you be my new dad, Larius-sama? My last dad was old and diseased, and he died." - Sloth Abe meeting Prince Larius for the first time.*

## Spoiler information

### Status

Deceased
Immortal

## Appearances

### Debut

Fat Treason joins the Royal Family!

**Sloth Abe** was one of the heavenly generals for The Royal Family, along with Fat Treason, Arachnaman, Hungry Meat, and Kriegoderm. Sloth Abe is a gorilla with **Crush Magic**, which can reduce things to cubes by simply touching it, and also uses the **Rolling Rock** technique, which unleashes a ball of rocks from his mouth. After a long and brutal fight with Lord Nuker, Sloth Abe eventually defeated him by tricking him into swallowing him, then reducing him to cubes from within, although Lord Nuker survived this encounter somehow. Unfortunately, Sloth Abe did not, and was reduced to a skeleton from the toxins and fire within Lord Nuker Venom, however, due to The Mesotesla's influence, Sloth Abe will continuously be reincarnated, and promptly helped fight Blooddrool.

## Quotes

* "Of course not, dad! The best door is no door!"
* "Flippin' awesome, if I do say so myself!"
* "Insert witty remark here."
* "When I was but a boy, I was an envious, ugly, fat kid. Everyone made fun of me, and called me names. One day, I was chased out of school by a group of bullies. They cornered me, and sent me flying off a building. I landed in some trash cans, and banged my head on a bunch of trash can lids. I was knocked out. I woke up, and found myself in a trash pit. The bullies that chased me threw me into the pit, and laughed at me. I managed to find my way out of the pit, and into some kind of sewer. I was stuck in that sewer for a long time, and nearly starved to death. I eventually found my way out, and found myself in the wilderness. I was alone, and starving, and confused. Suddenly, I heard a noise. It was a voice, calling me. I looked in the direction of the voice, but I couldn't see anything. Suddenly, I felt something tapping on my shoulder. I turned around and saw a beautiful woman with pale skin. Anyway, I asked the woman why she spoke to me, and she told me that her name was Crystal. Crystal Meth. Crystal was a kind woman, and found me wandering aimlessly. Crystal and me became close friends, and cared for each other. Crystal was a beautiful woman, and I had a crush on her. Crystal and me were best friends, and we lived in a cave together. One day, Crystal suddenly became distant from me, and wouldn't talk to me. When I asked Crystal what was up, she told me: 'I'm with child. I'm pregnant.' I happily congratulated her, and was happy to be an uncle. I asked her how she got pregnant, and she said: 'The powers of the Mesotesla. The Mesotesla granted me a child, and with it, powers. ' flew away, and that's the last time I ever saw her. I later realized that Crystal's child was inside me. I fell down some stairs, and fainted. One day, I gave birth. I gave birth, not to a baby, but to a huge purple beast. It stared at me, and looked at me with human eyes, and freaked me out. I threw it as hard as I could on the ground, and ran away. The beast flew away, and that's the last I saw of it. I was thrown in jail, and the child of Crystal Meth was placed in an orphanage. I don't know what happened to the child, but I served 10 years in prison. While in prison, I met a man named Log. He told me: 'You are one with the Mesotesla. You have the powers of the Mesotesla within you. You have the power to channel the powers of the Mesotesla. I can teach you to control this power. You can channel the powers of the Mesotesla, and become strong.' I trained with Log for 8 years, until he died of old age. For the last two years of my sentence, I spent my days training myself, channeling the powers of the Mesotesla. I guess it's kind of cool. After I left prison, I saw an advertisement on a wall recruiting Heavenly Generals for the Royal Family, so I applied. I told Kingvoice that the child of Crystal Meth was once inside me, and Kingvoice didn't believe me, but I guess he still gave me the position."
* "It's not the strongest that wins... It's the one with determination, that fights with all their heart. You aren't strong at all."
* "I did it... The Mesotesla... Father..."
* "When I die, I simply am taken to the Mesotesla, and he sends me back. That's the story of my life. Every time The Mesotesla revives me, my bones become more tough, and denser, and also, The Mesotesla eats away at my personality, making me more violent and evil. My powers also make me unable to tell lies."