Yearly Poop Festival

The **Yearly Poop Festival**, sometimes known as the Super Shit Shanty is a huge fecal-related celebration, that occurs each year.

## ***History***

Studies say the idea of having a festival themed entirely around poop was most notably brought attention to sometime around 2003. People across the globe were demanding that a festival themed exclusively around poop should be made, and it should be the biggest festival in the whole world. The president at the time, Dr. Phillipson Sr., found this absolutely baffling.. He could not wrap his beautifully bald head around the fact that people suddenly wanted to celebrate human waste. Regardless, after over 3 months of talks, and a $4.1 Trillion deal, Phillipson Sr. came on national television, and announced that construction on the Yearly Poop Festival had finally begun. People freaked and tore their hair out, everyone was so happy. Schools were cancelled for an over an exhilarating 3 minutes to celebrate such a momentous occasion. Now sure, having the festival announced was one thing. But how exactly are you supposed to get started. What will it look like and what will occur there? Phillipson was puzzled but his team of 300 people were confident in their ideas. That's why they started....

### The Yearly Poop Festival- Early Concept Opening

This would be an early test of the Festival, in order for the team to plan out all of their ideas. Of course, it wouldn't be readily open to the general public. Planning had started in late October 2003. Phillipson sat down in a extraordinarily long room with his team consisting of 300 members.. They all had suggested their ideas to Phillip once and it gave him a massive migraine. He took some pills and then told them to write one idea of theirs onto a piece of paper. Then put each piece paper into a hat, where Phillip would then randomly draw 7 ideas from it. After nearly 8 hours of waiting for each person, Phillipson finally got 7 ideas and presented them to everybody. Some were 'A giant toilet with rideable poop' or a 'Pee Stream with drinkable human urine'. After proceeding to get multiple people fired or arrested for their ideas, Phillipson finally settled on 7 different ideas for the festival.

On November 2nd, construction on the area for the festival had started. Initally it was planned to take place on the moon, then somewhere in Semi-New York City, but it was changed to some empty field in Pennsylvania because the other options were either too costly or dangerous. Also, Phillipson lost his virginity in the field somehow, so it obviously means a whole ton to him. Back on topic, workers were working tirelessly to construct tons of tents, a giant stage for poop-tastic preformances, and even some games and rides for the young ones. Phillipson oversaw their work, and was pretty impressed - so much in fact he said he would raise the pay for them all by a single cent (which he never did.) Aside from the dude that died after falling off of a ladder, things were going smoothly. It seemed like the Yearly Poop Festival was going to become a reality afterall. Cut to a few weelks later, and the work is done. The big stage, various rides, and conviences like food stands and AI-operated outhouses were all finished. It was pretty beautiful, mostly if you just really like poop. Now all that there was left to do was get people to come down and try the festival out to insure that it's awesome. Well, and safe too, but the awesomeness of it all is the only thing that mattered.

## Notes

* A potential name for the Yearly Poop Festival was "The Fecal Funhouse". It was scrapped as they thought the name tampered with the "serious nature" of the festival.
* Despite the festival's nature, those there that are revealed to have a fetish for poop are burned alive for festival-goers to watch. You can pay extra to torture them in your very own ways!