Laser Spike Gets Chased

## Chapter 1: The Chaos Only Just Began

Laser spike: what a nice day in hawaii hopefully nothing goes wrong

\*laser spike drinks from a coconut\*

Fry Guy: Yeah!

Red: Hey i got some coconut!

Fry Guy: Nice

Potatop: Hey JFK whats up?

JFK: Nothing much

Awesome Fish: Hey guys? have you heard?

Laser Spike: What?

Awesome Fish: Tommorow we leave!

\*All are sad\*

\*The natinoal writing dialouge police shows up\*

TNWDP: Freeze!

Red: Who are you?

\*TNWDP Police kidnaps red and puts him in his car\*

Potatop: Oh shit! run!

\*All are running\*

TNWDP: Oh no no no no no! you are not weaseling your way out of here!

\*All run around in circles 4 times\*

JFK: Who were they?

Laser Spike: I don't know!

Awesome Fish: Let's get into the closest vacant house we see and escape them, and hopefully lose them!

\*fry guy, jfk and awesome fish gets captured\*

Laser spike: CRUD! at least hopefully those foolish goons can't detect this

\*laser spike hides behind a cardboard cutout of celine delon\*

\*potatop hides on one of the tiles on the ceiling\*

## Chapter 2: And then there were two...

\*TNWDP Breaks in the house\*

TNWDP: OH These dicks better be alive

Potatop: Quick they are in the basement! lets get into the car laser spike!

Laser Spike: Lets go!

\*Both get into the car\*

Potatop: Do you have the key?

Laser Spike: Yes! But this is a tesla!

\*Meanwhile Back in the house\*

TNWDP: DANG IT! We lost them!

TNWDP: Wait a second... is that a car pulling out of the driveway?

\*And back in the car\*

Potatop: Hey laser spike i just realized something

Laser Spike: What?

Potatop: We are not actually saying anything

Laser Spike: What are you talking about?

Potatop: Someone is actually typing out the dialogue for us, and as you can see someone on their computer is typing out all of this, believe it or not

Laser Spike: Wait! how did you know!

Potatop: I refuse to tell..

Laser spike: freaky

\*insert both driving to the airport\*

\*Potatop y laser spike get in the airport\*

Random guy at the airport: Wait a minute i saw you on the news!

Potatop: OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK THEY KNOW

Laser Spike: Quick! avoid any eye contact or and sort of contact in general with them!

\*Both are running as multiple people say that they are from the news\*

Potatop: Guys! calm down!, its just a new ad campaign for our book! its called Laser Spike and potatop: Running down to the riptide

\*All go on with their normal day\*

\*Laser spike punches a guy from tnwdp\*

\*Potatop crushes a guy from tnwdp\*

TNWDP Leader: YOU SON OF A BITCH

\*Potatop Crushes TNWDP Leader's head in between his thigs

\*Head somehow regenerates\*

Laser Spike: Aw shit

Laser spike: run!

???:stop right there, tnwdp member!

\*Someone kills him without regenerating\*

\*The person comes out of the shadows\*

Potatop: Holy Shit!

orange, referring to red:dad?

red:dad?!

Potatop: What is going on?

orange: I'm from the future

Laser spike: how far into the future

Orange: 12 years

Laser spike:anything important?

Orange:you get a new force and I have your own original force

\*Laser spike is shocked\*

Potatop: What in the world ahhhhh this is crazy

Laser Spike: Quick let's go save our friends

\*All go to the other direction to save their friends\*

Laser spike: how fast can this thing go?!

\*Laser spike jumps of a plane\*

## Chapter 3: Will we see you again?

Potatop: Hopefully we land on them somehow

Laser spike talking to yellow:I have found someone

Orange: Hey mom

Yellow:m-m-mom?

Potatop: What do you think he means by mom?

Laser spike:Well red and yellow makes orange

Potatop: Nice! But hey i wonder what their up too!

\*Meanwhile in the car\*

Red: Man i'm sweating

Fry Guy: Yeah, i can feel myself getting soggier every second

Awesome Fish: lets just hope somebody can be here to save us\*

\*Back to laser spike and potatop\*

Laser spike: wait what is that noise?

the noid: I shall crush you, pizza boy!!

Laser spike: Wait what?

Potatop: WHAT IS THAT LITTLE GOBLIN DOING HERE

The Noid: Who do you think you are calling me a goblin you tomato

Potatop: Go away! dumb bitc-

\*Both get crushed\*

## Chapter 4: Something along the lines of pizza

Potatop: OW! Dammit

Laser spike: OW! Now I understand why this stupid rabbit boy doesn't show up in domino's commercials anymore!

Potatop: Lets try and struggle our way out of this gigantic pizza

\*Both get out\*

Potatop: Alright! we did it

Laser spike: maybe some turtles will come by and eat it

Potatop: Seriously, i feel like this can feed a 1000 families of turtles and snails

Potatop: Lets Go!

## Chapter 5:Dad's visit

\*Laser spike and Potatop are walking and notice a machine made by laser spike's dad\*

Laser spike: Hey look!

Potatop: What?

Laser spike: this thing was made by my dad before he died

Potatop: Woah! thats so cool!

\*the machine activates\*

Laser spike's dad: Hello son

Laser spike: We're being chased by some mad men called The national writing department police!

Potatop: Yeah! any help would be great!

Laser spike's dad:This machine can teleport you two away, quick!

Potatop: Ok!

\*Both enter the portal\*

Laser spike:Wait where are we?

???:.......

Potatop: Who is he? does he have a name?

Laser spike:I do not know

## Chapter 6: Dazed and confused

Potatop: Hey? what's your name? \*as he taps it on the shoulder\*

???:.............

Potatop: What did you think he said?

Laser spike: what is it?

???: hello laser spike

Potatop: Who are you? you never specified

???: I am.....

Grimace: Grimace

Potatop: Sup grimace

Grimace: You shall die

Potatop: Well what did i do? all i just did was say sup!

Grimace: Existing, Ronald McDonald will be happy

Potatop: Ronald?

Grimace:Yes Ronald

???: Pizza pizza

Potatop: What the?

## Chapter 7: pompeii vs flying purple people eater

Potatop: What the?

little caesars: Pizza Pizza

Potatop and Grimace: Little caesars?

Grimace: we shall duel

\*Both Laser spike and potatop escape\*

Potatop: What even was that dimension anyway?

\*Laser spike shrugs\*

Laser spike: at least that was over

Red: where were you two?

Potatop: I have no idea

Laser spike's dad: Who are you?

Potatop: they are supposed to be my friends

Laser spike's dad:I meant that guy in red

Potatop: His name is red, his name is legit called red

Laser spike: I wonder what is little Caesars and Grimace are doing?

Potatop: Maybe something borderline

Laser spike: Now let's stop those buffoons at The national writing department police!

## Chapter 8: the end of The national writing department police

TNWDP: WHAT, NO THEY WERE JUST IN THE CAR TIED UP! Damn it

Laser spike,calling the cops: hey guys I'm at 73 ape street and these people tried to arrest my friends

\*When the cops came\*

Police: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

TNWDP: WOAH WHAT THE HELL!

Police: your coming with me \*as he handcuffs the national writing department police\*

\*Meanwhile in court\*

judge: I hearty sentence all of TNWDP 500 years in prison and their company's disbandment!, for kidnap, passing the speed limit, among other terrible things

TNWDP: WHAT! NO! BUT MY COMPANY

Judge: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR COMPANY!

Laser Spike: And just like that! justice is serverd!

\*All are cheering and high fiving eachother\*

## Aftermath

\*Meanwhile in jail\*

Random dude in jail smoking: ah man, i ran out of cigars, hey you, do you got any>

TNWDP: No why?

RDIJS: I really need a cigar right now, Just sneak outside the bails and get them

TNWDP: I'm not getting your stupid cigars and i never will

RDIJS: Alright.. you asked for it

\*Random dude in jail smoking beats up TNWDP\*

TNWDP: YOU KNOW WHAT? I DIDN'T WAN'T TO GET YOUR CIGARS ANYWAY!

RDIJS: Shut up, bitch, have fun trusting the floor you double faced cup holder

The end