Ah, Osaka Dreamin' Night (song)

***Ah, Osaka Dreamin' Night*** (あゝオオサカdreamin' night) is a group song by Dotsuitare Hompo. It was released on October 30, 2019, as a part of the *Ah, Osaka Dreamin' Night* album.

## Track Info

* **Lyrics**: R-shitei (Creepy Nuts)
* **Composition/Arrangement**: DJ Matsunaga (Creepy Nuts)
* **Length**: 3:15
* **Tempo**: 124 BPM

## Game Info

* **Length**: 1:08 (Part A) / 2:13 (Part B)
* **Attribute**: HEART
* **Note Count**:
	+ **Part A**: 131 (EASY) / 209 (NORMAL) / 407 (HARD) / 540 (EXPERT)
	+ **Part B**: 196 (EASY) / 312 (NORMAL) / 486 (HARD) / 740 (EXPERT)

## Video

* Trailer
* 5th Live

## Lyrics

* English
* Romaji
* Kanji

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Hi y’all~ Dotsuitare Hompo’s ‘ere

Seems like the temp dropped down to -4°C

Eh, who’s at fault? It’s yer fault, ya jackass

A finishin’ blow to the amateurs, straight outta the pot

A flow so nice ‘n smooth, like a runnin’ water

But ain’t enough to sweep me away

I’d rather be paintin’ in my own colors

I mean, who’d have liked to get stabbed?

Rhymin’ is kinda weird, “furi” and “dashi” mesh together well

Back to square one, now throw the dice

Dunno if it’s too late for all that jitter ‘n jabber

Should I give ya this red spider lily?

I’m Tragic Comedy No.1

Ain’t no time to waste, the curtain opens tonight

Bein’ such bad-mouthed ass, ya just beggin’ for punishment

We gotta be real close now, a pleasure’s mine

---(Dotsuitare Hompo)---

Look at this hustlin’ and bustlin’ town

Spotlight’s shining bright tonight

It’s time to surrender yourself to us

Ladies and gentlemen

This ain’t right, so hold me tight

Ah, Osaka dreamin’ night

“Let’s make some real noise here”

That’s the style of Naniwa

---(Sasara Nurude)---

They keep chattin’ and chattin’ that it’s too hard

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Yo! You better grit those teeth of yours

---(Rei Amayado)---

All complaining scum are guilty as sin

---(Dotsuitare Hompo)---

Dotsuitare Hompo in the building

---(Rei Amayado)---

Even the blazing sun freezes

Even the ski slope melts

I carefully pick wiles for my hand

A poor little mouse is in the bag now

I make the blood rain, call me rainmaker

Tears and money, call me rainmaker

I can shelter you from it, come here

Stay away from the rain, naked baby, you’re now my slave

It’s only your fault that you let yourself to get deceived

I will keep you alive and discipline you well

Teachers, comedians, doctors, and lawyers

Those who people look up to are crooks

I am MC, you can call me MasterMind

---(Dotsuitare Hompo)---

Look at this hustlin’ and bustlin’ town

Spotlight’s shining bright tonight

It’s time to surrender yourself to us

Ladies and gentlemen

This ain’t right, so hold me tight

Ah, Osaka dreamin’ night

“Let’s make some real noise here”

That’s the style of Naniwa

---(Sasara Nurude)---

They keep chattin’ and chattin’ that it’s too hard

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Yo! You better grit those teeth of yours

---(Rei Amayado)---

All complaining scum are guilty as sin

---(Dotsuitare Hompo)---

Dotsuitare Hompo in the building

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Ah, m-me? Okay, so, what do I do?

Ah, I a-am Rosho… Tsutsujimori…

Can’t think of anythin’ else to say

Ah crap… what do i do… aahh…

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Hey, teacher, WISDOM, mind if I add my two yen?

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

No, it’s my turn, no one asked ya to chip in!

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Huh? A stage freight? Don’t ya worry ‘bout that!

We do it together and knock it outta the park!

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Knock it off, no pun intended

C’mere now… this pun’s gettin’... a failing mark

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Whatever, whatever, keep it goin’, come again

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

No, we ain’t some Errand Boys or whatever, ya know

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

C’mon! Blackboard, shoebox, chalk, slippers

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Puttin’ bullies in a choke hold or a sleeper hold?

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Oh, ain’t that painful? Feelin’ like throwin’ a towel yet?

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Then how about some lovin’ lashing, a double slap?

If you’re holding the mic, there’ll be no mercy

Prepare for a frightening night of re-education

Haters are less than human, no, less than animals

I’ll become a disciplinary top breeder!!!

---(Dotsuitare Hompo)---

Look at this hustlin’ and bustlin’ town

Spotlight’s shining bright tonight

It’s time to surrender yourself to us

Ladies and gentlemen

This ain’t right, so hold me tight

Ah, Osaka dreamin’ night

“Let’s make some real noise here”

That’s the style of Naniwa

---(Sasara Nurude)---

They keep chattin’ and chattin’ that it’s too hard

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Yo! You better grit those teeth of yours

---(Rei Amayado)---

All complaining scum are guilty as sin

---(Dotsuitare Hompo)---

Dotsuitare Hompo in the building

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Hai domo DOTSUITARE HOMPO desu

Sammui ondokei minus yondo desu

Eh dare no sei tte ondoreya ondore

Potto de shiroutogei ni sasu todome

Tateita ni mizu sara sara to nagareru ga

Nagasareru ki wa sara sara nai

Mushiro ore iro ni massara ni nuru de

Sasaran yatsu wa oran yaro yuute

Furi mo dashi mo kiite hen raimu ja

Furidashi ni modoru sono te no dice

Ima sara jitabata shite mo shirangana

Tamuketaro ka higanbana

I'm a Tragic Comedy number one

Mattanashi kyou mo maku ga aitara

Kuchi no waruso na oshiri ni oshioki chuu

Igo omishiri oki yoroshuu hona ne

---(All)---

Hora ugomeku dai tokai

Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight

Yudanetemi iya sono mi o ladies and gentlemen

Sukkyanen tte hold me tight

Aa oosaka dreamin' night

Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa

Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Yoku iware masse messa shibui

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Yo kushibare okuba to kenshi

---(Rei Amayado)---

Monku tareru kasu wa minna guilty

---(All)---

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

---(Rei Amayado)---

Entenka sura kourasu gerende sura tokasu

Terentekuda no kazu gensen suru tefuda

Fukuro no nezumi-chan ga mata

Furasu chi no ame call me rainmaker

Namida to kane call me rainmaker

Sashidasu kasa hora

Itsu demo ame yadore

Hadaka no baby awaya dorei

Demo damasareta no wa anata no sei

Ikasazu korosazu shitsukeru

Kyoushi manzaishi ishi bengoshi

Shi to ao ga reshimono mina petenshi

Ore wa MC hito yonde MasterMind

---(All)---

Hora ugomeku dai tokai

Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight

Yudanetemi iya sono mi o ladies and gentlemen

Sukkyanen tte hold me tight

Aa oosaka dreamin' night

Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa

Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Yoku iware masse messa shibui

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Yo kushibare okuba to kenshi

---(Rei Amayado)---

Monku tareru kasu wa minna guilty

---(All)---

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Ah, o-ore?

Oke, eeto doushiyo?

Ah, o-ore wa Rosho... Tsutsujimori...

Tsuzuki no moji ga dete koohen

Ah yabai doushiyo aaah yabai

Gomen, doushiyo?

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Hey teacher, WISDOM, hitokoto iisuu ka?

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Iya ore no ban ya warikomisu na!

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Hah, nani agarishou ki ni sun na!

Orera ga kumeba itchou agarissho!

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Shomo na iya dajareyan

Koko ni kite no dajare akaten

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Kamahen kamahen sono choushi de come again

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Iya gaki no tsukai yara arahen de omae

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Iku zo!

Kokuban, getabako, chooku, surippa

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Ijimekko tachi ni chooku suriipaa?

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Oo kurushii ka mada koufuku shinai?

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Jaa taki ni ai no muchi oufuku binta?

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Akan, akan

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Maiku nigireba yousha wa shinai

Kyoui kushi naosu kuoufu no ichiya

Ningen ika doubutsu miman no heitaa

Shitsukeru toppu buriidaa!

---(All)---

Hora ugomeku dai tokai

Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight

Yudanetemi iya sono mi o ladies and gentlemen

Sukkyanen tte hold me tight

Aa oosaka dreamin' night

Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa

Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

---(Sasara Nurude)---

Yoku iware masse messa shibui

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

Yo kushibare okuba to kenshi

---(Rei Amayado)---

Monku tareru kasu wa minna guilty

---(All)---

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

---(Sasara Nurude)---

はいど〜も〜

どついたれ本舗で〜す

さっむい温度計　マイナス4度です

えっ誰のせい？っておんどれやおんどれ

ポット出 素人芸に刺すトドメ

立て板に水　さらさらと流れるが

流される気はさらさらない

むしろ俺色に真っさらに塗るで

刺さらん奴はおらんやろ？いうて

フリも出汁も効いてへんライムじゃ

振り出しに戻るその手のダイス

今更ジタバタしても知らんがな

手向けたろか？彼岸花

I’m a Tragic Comedy, no.1

待ったなし　今日も幕が開いたら

口の悪そなお尻にお仕置き中

以後お見知りおきをよろしゅうほなね〜

---(All)---

ほら　うごめく大都会

今宵も揺らめく　スポットライト

ゆだねてみいやその身を

ladies & gentlemen

すっきゃねんって hold me tight

あゝオオサカ dreamin’ night

｢やかましいぐらいがちょうどええわ｣

これがナニワのスタイリー

---(Sasara Nurude)---

｢よ〜く言われまっせめっさシブい｣

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

｢yo!食いしばれ奥歯と犬歯｣

---(Rei Amayado)---

｢文句垂れるカスはみんなギルティー｣

---(All)---

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

---(Rei Amayado)---

炎天下すら凍らす　ゲレンデすら溶かす

手練手管の数　厳選する手札

袋のネズミちゃんがまた

降らす血の雨 call me rainmaker

涙と金 call me rainmaker

差し出す傘　ほら

いつでも雨宿れ、裸のbabyあわや奴隷…

でも騙されたのは貴方のせい

生かさず殺さずしつける

教師漫才師医師弁護士

師と仰がれし者、皆ペテン師

俺はMC　人呼んでMasterMind

---(All)---

ほら　うごめく大都会

今宵も揺らめく　スポットライト

ゆだねてみいやその身を

ladies & gentlemen

すっきゃねんって hold me tight

あゝオオサカ dreamin’ night

｢やかましいぐらいがちょうどええわ｣

これがナニワのスタイリー

---(Sasara Nurude)---

｢よ〜く言われまっせめっさシブい｣

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

｢yo!食いしばれ奥歯と犬歯｣

---(Rei Amayado)---

｢文句垂れるカスはみんなギルティー｣

---(All)---

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

あ？お、俺？オケ、ええーと、どうしょ

あー、お、俺は盧笙…躑躅森…

続きの文字が出てこおへん…

あ、ヤバイ…どうしょ…ああぁ…

---(Sasara Nurude)---

｢へい！ティーチャーWISDOM

一言良いっすか？｣

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

いや、俺の番や割り込みすな！

---(Sasara Nurude)---

｢何？あがり症？気にすんな

俺らが組めば一丁あがりっしょ！｣

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

しょーもな、いや駄洒落やん

ここに来ての…駄洒落…赤点

---(Sasara Nurude)---

｢かまへんかまへんその調子でカマゲン｣

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

いや、ガキの使いやらあらへんで…

---(Sasara Nurude)---

｢いくぞ！黒板、下駄箱、チョーク、スリッパ｣

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

…いじめっ子達にチョークすりパー？

---(Sasara Nurude)---

｢おぉ苦しいか？まだ降伏しない？｣

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

じゃあ、時に愛の鞭、往復ビンタ？

マイク握れば容赦はしない

教育し直す恐怖の一夜

人間以下動物未満のヘイター

しつけるトップブリーダー！！！

---(All)---

ほら　うごめく大都会

今宵も揺らめく　スポットライト

ゆだねてみいやその身を

ladies & gentlemen

すっきゃねんって hold me tight

あゝオオサカ dreamin’ night

｢やかましいぐらいがちょうどええわ｣

これがナニワのスタイリー

---(Sasara Nurude)---

｢よ〜く言われまっせめっさシブい｣

---(Rosho Tsutsujimori)---

｢yo!食いしばれ奥歯と犬歯｣

---(Rei Amayado)---

｢文句垂れるカスはみんなギルティー｣

---(All)---

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

## References

1. ↑ The minus 4° cold temperature is a mock for cold jokes.
2. ↑ In hanakotoba, red spider lily means a final goodbye/death/reincarnation.
3. ↑ Naniwa was the name for Osaka when it used to be the capital city of Japan, as well as the name of one of Osaka’s most popular tourist wards.
4. ↑ "Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende" ("Downtown's We Aren't Errand Boys!") is a famous Japanese variety TV show, hosted by the owarai (TV comedy) duo Downtown.