Coffeehouse of Savage Baristas

The Coffeehouse of Savage Baristas is a fictional location created by Khaliq Trevor X (D.A.) and appearing in the Red God: Red God Universe.

## Residents

* Gina Gonzales
* Gladys Pig-Nose
* Lactose
* Lion Wrangler
* Sargia Chai
* Stevia
* Tahito "Fat Boy" Gonzales

## History

It is known as being the base of operations for the Bloodless Brewsters. Originally, this coffeehouse was a Dear Franks location but was remodeled to become a lesser known coffee shop. During the remodel, the coffee shop never opened, leaving it eventually abandoned and much to the point of being forgotten with the city of Queens Mane threatening to knock down the shop finally and make room for more businesses. Subsequently in one of his many encounters with the series' main characters the Rage Knights, the Lion Wrangler bought the empty building and began plotting more methods of eliminating his adversaries. However, this plot too, was short-lived as the Lion Wrangler forgot about the coffee shop and renovating it into his own liking, instead buying the property and holding it as a personal "living quarters" for friends and family.

Some years later, this place was used as a hideout among baristas of the already known chain, Dear Franks, when trying to escape their work environment. During the holidays, namely Thanksgiving and Christmas, the baristas would gather in the shop and conspire ways of bullying certain customers and also learning the mysticisms of not only summoning, but black magic, red and white magic as well. Their biggest obsessions lied in savagely harming and making fun of "unattractive people". A common theme at the time, in a post-social media world and a post-Diseased world. Where everyone's evils was available at the fingertips and where everyone's sins became living creatures born from their very own evils and misdeeds inflicted upon one another.

Knowing their evils affected many whom were sickened or fed up with superficiality and name-calling, these specific baristas took to the name "Bloodless Brewsters", in an almost tribute to members such as Mami Mochiana and Lactose. Mochiana was the leader and operator of the Dear Franks of Ballard-Bradley Crossing Village, this coffee shop location was closely tied to the college inhabitants of College Haven St. and even closely worked with those affiliated with Fresh Panther and Muccians whom were allegiant to the likes of the Magistrates of Muck (unknown by much of the current public of the time). Mochiana learned of the gathering and enjoyed the get together, she then helped fund the forgotten property, while learning of the buildings fate directly from Lion Wrangler himself. In only a short amount of time, the building became home to hundreds of Baristas across the United States such as Gina Gonzales and her brother, Tahito "Fat Boy" Gonzales.

## As a Weapon

The Bloodless Brewsters weaponized the Coffeehouse of Savage Baristas during news of the first Disaster Imperial, Phatismo. Knowing little about him, they studied and learned of Damon Bradley's attack against the menace using notable Revenge Weapons such as the De-Virginator and other forms of Brad-Dunn Inc. based tech such as his primary attack/weapon: the Deformity Nukes. This latter weapon frightened many of the baristas includingSargia Chai whom had become the Sunday supervisor. She practiced methods of creating the coffeehouse as the perfect weapon so that if they were under attack by Bradley by any chance, they'd be able to neutralize him and the Disaster Imperials. First by stripping the wooding of the coffeehouse into that of an almost nuclear-powered espresso machine item, that could dispel many forms of magics and even strengthen the usage of white magic (for defense) while relying on coffee beans as a source for black magic projection. Though this battle between Bradley or the Disaster Imperials never occurred, this didn't stop the Bloodless Brewsters many attempts of weaponizing the Coffeehouse of Savage Baristas into a living entity of nightmarish doom.

In one story, Lactose, known as Liz Cortez, had used her own body as a means of infusing her coffee-born powers and blood into the building to further amplify the Coffeehouse to her own liking. This method had, in fact succeeded with Lactose managing to lure a lone Nomad Bradley into the building where she deprived him of oxygen, revealing how her own cells lied in the walls and in the furniture. She nearly succeeded in killing Bradley but was foiled when Ragorias and Juno Barone both appeared and caught her off-guard. Shooting a stray shot that pierced her left side. An injured Lactose blasted the trio of Neo-Deserters from the coffeehouse and sealed it off with her own Black Coffee Ocean attack.

**Disclaimer***: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and for solely entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, nor events to come. © Khaliq Trevor X.*