Eye Want To Have Fun (transcript)

This is the 18th episode of Dragon Squadron: Draconightger.

Rusairus was still feeding Turantrax and he was getting bigger and bigger. He was about half the size that Rusairus needed him to be, and he was still growing.

Rusairus: I wonder how much longer I will need to feed you before you are big enough to talk?

Vector: It will be quite a few more weeks because he is able to speak. You just need to keep finding him things that he is willing to eat. Have you been giving him new things to try?

Rusairus: Well, the last thing I had him try was a dead butterfly, but he spat out the wings. I was thinking of using those wings for a monster once I found them wherever he spat them out, but I think they were already used for a monster.

Vector: That is correct, Rusairus. They were used to create Magicatterfly.

Rusairus: Although, if you know about that, how come you asked me what the last new thing Turantrax had tried was? Don't you already know that?

Vector: I do. I just wanted to test you to help you realize what else you should get him to try.

Rusairus: I bet you gave tests like that with my mother when she ran this castle, hadn't you?

Vector: All I needed to do to help her become a better demon.

Rusairus: Can you tell me what it is I need to feed him next?

Vector: I would advise you to look in the dumpster outside of the Silver Corral.

Rusairus: I'll arrange for Jaroblin to go get some garbage from that dumpster. In the meantime, I'll have Tinker Tonker send down a monster to hopefully defeat the Draconightgers this time. Last time, they made a new formation with their Draconight Dragons. Another Draconightger, another Draconight Dragon, and another formation. Ugh...

She went to see Tinker Tonker who was looking through some objects that could be used for making monsters.

Rusairus: Tinker Tonker, did you think up an idea for a new monster since the last monster you created was defeated?

Tinker Tonker: I am looking through what we have right now. (Sees a rock and picks it up) Hmmm. What is this?

Rusairus: Let me see that. (Takes the rock and sees that an eye is carved into it) Hey. This will be perfect.

Tinker Tonker: That will be perfect? But it is just a rock.

Rusairus: You sound a lot like some fuzzy red guy I've seen on people's TVs. But in this case, it isn't just a rock. (Turns the rock to show Tinker Tonker the carved eye)

Tinker Tonker: A carved eye?

Rusairus: I am guessing it came from some sort of statue that broke apart. Not entirely sure where, but I think it is perfect for the kind of monster I want you to make.

She whispered to Tinker Tonker all of the details regarding the monster she had in mind.

Tinker Tonker: I can make that monster no problem, Mistress. I'll just need to gather a few more things. It shouldn't take very long.

Rusairus: I hope not. While you get that done, I have to send Jaroblin on a mission.

And Rusairus went to find Jaroblin. He was outside doing some training against six poorly drawn pictures of the Draconightgers. He swung his canes at the one of Draconight Red, then at Gold, then Blue, then Green, then Violet, then Yellow.

Jaroblin: This was pretty easy since none of these are the real Draconightgers.

Rusairus: (Shows up) And I don't think any amount of training like this is going to make you any better at fighting them since these dummies never move while the real Draconightgers do.

Jaroblin: I guess you are right. Show I train with some Whiknights instead.

Rusairus: I would recommend it since we can always create more if the ones you fight against are destroyed during training. But there is no time for that right now. I have a mission for you.

Jaroblin: Sure thing, Mistress.

Rusauris: I need you to go to the dumpster behind the Silver Corral and bring back whatever you can find there.

Jaroblin: Does it need to be Silver Corral specifically?

Rusairus: Well, according to Vector, yes.

Jaroblin: I'm on it. Maybe if I encounter the Draconightgers on my way, I could fight against them.

Rusairus: Tinker Tonker is working on a new monster to fight them as we speak. So I wouldn't bother fighting them this time.

Jaroblin: What if they begin to fight me first?

Rusairus: I suppose then you could fight them. But don't bother to unless they fight you first.

Jaroblin: Got it. (Heads on his way)

Over in Princeton's basement, Platia was watching some television. She was learning quite a lot about the world outside the Dragon Village. The other Draconightgers were in the base. They wanted to see how Platia was doing.

Princeton: Platia has been doing pretty well since I had gotten her that TV.

Monty: Are there any particular shows she has really liked?

Princeton: Well, I had asked her that myself, but she said she hasn't made up her mind about it.

Amanda: I can understand how she feels. One time, when I was asked what my favorite show was, I said I couldn't make up my mind.

Then, Platia walked out of her room. She saw that all of the Draconightgers were there.

Plaita: Oh. Hey there, guys.

Harry: Hey, Platia.

Monty: You've been enjoying this place?

Platia: Oh yes. I think this might even be better than my life in the Dragon Village. I hope that once Rusairus is defeated and we get the village restored, we can bring a lot of this modern technology to that village.

Princeton: That is possible. Something I'd like to do once the village is restored is showing different parts of the world about the village. Ever since you guys discovered the village months ago, we're the only ones who know about the village. Besides my family of course.

Harry: I bet some professors who think they have discovered everything will be amazed by the Dragon Village once they learn about it.

Princeton: I know of a fox professor in Butte, Montana who would probably be impressed by this knowledge.

Platia: Is he into dragons?

Princeton: Not exactly. He's more of a paleontologist.

Platia: Is that somebody that studies pale people?

Jase: No. It is somebody who studies dinosaurs.

Platia: Dinosaurs? I've never heard of them.

Kathleen: Don't you remember Tricerahawk? That was a monster we fought a while back and he was based around a dinosaur.

Platia: Oh right. Well, I haven't heard of any actual dinosaurs.

Monty: You haven't seen any channels about that?

Platia: Nu-uh.

Princeton: I know of a channel that could teach you about that sort of thing. Just turn to Channel 9 at 10:30 today.

Platia: (Looks at the clock, which says 8:00) Got it.

Kathleen: I had wondered if dinosaurs and dragons were the same in any way.

Jase: They're both reptiles, Kathleen.

Kathleen: I know. But I mean for more than just that.

Platia: Perhaps if there is, I'll learn more about that after watching the dinosaur channel.

Kathleen: Maybe I should watch it with you. I'd like to find out myself.

In Rusairus's castle, Tinker Tonker had just gathered all of the remaining things that he needed for the new monster that was to be made from the rock with the carved eye in it. He put them all into the monster-making machine, and soon the hatch door on the back opened up, and out stepped a circular one-eyed monster with eyes appearing from either side of her body and one above her head.

Tinker Tonker: I shall call you Eyevana. Do you think you have what it takes to turn the Draconightgers into stone?

Eyevana: I'll give it a shot, sir. Or rather an eye beam. (Heads on out)

Tinker Tonker: Maybe if she is able to petrify enough people, we could use them to make stone houses for Rusairus's new empire. I could suggest we use the petrified Draconightgers as decoration on the outside of the empire, as an example for those who may try to stand in Rusairus's way.

Eyevana made her way to a neighborhood and began zapping people in their houses. She decided not to zap the whole family, just one or two members. She started out with a big fat dog guy who was watching TV and eating a steak from a plate on his lap. He was about to eat the steak when Eyevana zapped him. Then she moved onto the next house. At this one, a fox mother had just arrived home from the grocery store. As she was getting out, Eyevana zapped her as she picked up her grocery sack. The groceries then slipped out of her arms and crashed to the ground, making a mess.

Eyevana: It might not be much, but it is amusing what extra chaos I cause from all this.

And she continued on. Over at the base, Platia then sensed Eyevana.

Platia: Oh dear. Guys, a new monster has been sent out. (Uses her scale to show Eyevana's image)

Amanda: Oh man. That is an ugly stone cyclops.

Princeton: It certainly is, Amanda.

Platia: That is Eyevana. She is firing these beams to turn people into stone.

Harry: That is just like Medusa.

Platia: Who?

Jase: That's some mythical woman with snakes as her hair who is able to turn anyone who looks into her eyes into stone.

Platia: Oh. Well, a person doesn't have to look at her. In fact, the victims so far don't even see her. Although I am confused why she is only blasting one or two people in a house.

Monty: Maybe it is to make the rest of the family miserable and worrisome. Not only for their victimized relative but also that the same could happen to them too.

Amanda: What about our own families?

Platia: Well, I don't think she has targeted any members of your family yet.

The Draconightgers all sighed with relief.

Harry: I'm a bit worried for my family. We better get out there and stop this Eyevana before it is too late.

Kathleen: If we defeat this monster, will anyone who has been turned to stone be changed back?

Platia: They should.

Monty: Then let's go, guys.

They got out their ranger keys and inserted them into their swords to transform.

All: Draconight Change! (The tiny knights danced and then they are transformed)

The Draconightgers hurried out to the neighborhood where Eyevana was found. They saw some people had been turned into stone and other people who were looking upset at the petrified victims. No doubt their friends and family members.

Princeton: Oh dear. That looks quite depressing.

Kathleen: How do you think we'll be able to find Eyevana, Monty?

Monty: I think we just need to follow the petrified victims. I think there is at least one petrified victim in each house.

Jase: How can you be so sure, Monty?

Monty: There's a petrified victim in each house so far.

They walked through the neighborhood. The people living there saw the Draconightgers going down the road.

Fox Father: (Standing next to his petrified wife, then sees the Draconightgers) Are you going to save my wife, Draconightgers?

Monty: You shouldn't worry about that. We'll save everybody.

They walked down the road for a while until a blast hit the ground right in front of them.

All: Whoa!

Harry: That was a close one!

Kathleen: Look out! (Points to a rolling rock coming towards them)

The Draconightgers jumped out of the way as the rock rolled towards them. When the rock noticed it hadn't run into them, it rolled back toward them.

Princeton: Oh no! It is rolling back for us!

Kathleen: How can it? Rocks are not alive! Uh...are they?

Jase: Not normally, but something tells me this is not an ordinary rock!

Harry: Let me see if I can break it apart! (Thrusts his sword into the ground and causes an earthquake toward the rock, but it bounced) What?

The rock floated into the air, then fell back down to the ground. The Draconightgers moved out of the way as the rock crashed to the ground. It made a few cracks in the rock. The Draconightgers didn't like that the rock now had to be fixed, but were relived that they didn't get crushed by the rock.

Amanda: I wonder how that rock could be so enchanted like that?

Monty: It is no doubt Eyevana's doing.

Harry: I never knew she had the ability to manipulate rocks like this.

Eyevana's Voice: I am not manipulating this rock! I AM this rock!

Draconightgers: Wha?

And then, the rock's three eyes emerged from the top and sides. It began to fire blasts at the Draconightgers.

Monty: Whoa! Look out!

The Draconightgers jumped around as the eyes were firing beams from them. They didn't want to get hit and get turned into stone themselves like what happened with the civilians in the neighborhood. However, while trying to jump out of the way, Amanda slipped on a puddle she didn't see. By the time she had a chance to stand herself up, Eyevana's beam hit her, turning her into a stone statue.

Monty: Oh no! Amanda! (Avoids getting hit by a blast that nearly hit him)

Eyevana then retracted her eyes and turned back into a rolling rock and proceeded to roll toward a petrified Amanda.

Harry: Oh no! Amanda! (Runs in front of Eyevana)

Eyevana: I knew one of you would try that! (Makes one of her eyes appear again and blasts at Harry, turning him to stone) Two down! Four to go! (Begins to roll towards Monty, then stops in front of him and brings out her eye again to blast a beam)

Monty: NO!

And without thinking, Monty swung his sword at Eyevana's eye, slicing it off her body!

Eyevana: AAAAAH! MY EYE!

Amanda's Voice: Way to go, Monty!

Harry's Voice: Yeah! You did it!

Monty: Oh thank goodness you retu-(looks in Amanda and Harry's direction, but sees they are still turned to stone) Huh?

Eyevana: We'll settle this later! (Rolls away)

Princeton: So, apparently, when Monty cut that eye off Eyevana's body, it restored Amanda and Harry's ability to talk.

Harry: Yeah. We couldn't talk before, but we can now.

Amanda: But we cannot move.

Kathleen: Hmmm. I think I just realized something.

Jase: What would that be, sis?

Kathleen: Well, when Monty sliced off Eyevan's eye, it restored Amanda and Harry's ability to talk, but they are still stone. I am thinking that...

Jase: That if the other eyes are cut off, it will completely restore everyone?

Kathleen: Exactly.

Monty: I wonder if the civilians are able to speak again as well.

Princeton: But if they are aware of their surroundings, but are not able to do anything about it, that can be quite depressing.

Monty: Sure glad it wasn't me. (Looks at Amanda and Harry) But, I feel bad that it happened to you two.

Amanda: Thanks, Monty.

Harry: Even if we cannot move, can you at least get us back to Princeton's house?

Monty: We'll see what we can do.

Monty went over to Amanda and grabbed her by the arms.

Monty: Princeton, grab Amanda's legs. We'll try to lift her up.

Kathleen: Should Jase and I do the same for Harry?

Monty: Wait until we know that two Draconightgers are strong enough to carry one statue, Kathleen.

Jase: He has a point, Kath.

Kathleen: (Sighs) Alright.

Princeton went over to Amanda and grabbed her by her legs.

Monty: Alright, Princeton. When I say three, lift. One, two, three!

Both Monty and Princeton lifted Amanda up. She was a bit heavy, but they were able to lift her up.

Amanda: Whoa! I am not sure how I feel about this. What if you drop me?

Monty: We'll...try our best...not to...Amanda.

Amanda: I hope not.

Kathleen; Now can Jase and I lift Harry?

Monty: Yes, Kathleen. Now you and your brother can lift Harry up.

Kathleen: Alright. (Goes to grab Harry by the arms)

Jase: Why do I have to grab the legs?

Kathleen: Because I got the arms first, Jase.

Harry: Does it matter who is carrying me by the hands and which by the feet?! Just get us back to Princeton's house!

Jase: Alright, Harry! Alright!

Both Jase and Kathleen lifted Harry up, then they all slowly began their way back to Princeton's house. But Amanda and Harry were so heavy, they couldn't go very far. Meanwhile, Eyevana was back at the castle with Tinker Tonker tending her wound.

Eyevana: I can't believe that I lost one of my eyes to Draconight Red. But on the bright side, at least I got Draconight Blue and Yellow. I just wish I got the others.

Tinker Tonker: It is also fortunate that the loss of one eye only restores your victims' ability to speak.

Rusairus: But what happens if she loses more of her eyes.

Tinker Tonker: If she loses a second eye, it will restore the victims' ability to move.

Rusairus: So that means if she loses a second eye, we'll have a bunch of walking statues?

Tinker Tonker: Yep.

Rusairus: Eyevana, you need to get the last four Draconightgers petrified before they can slice off another one of your eyes or both eyes on your head.

Eyevana: I'll try my best, Mistress.

Rusairus: As soon as you feel good enough, get back out there and turn the Dragon Squadron: Draconightger into the Boulder Squadron: Rockonightger. That is a much better-sounding name now that I heard myself say that.

Tinker Tonker: I agree with you, Mistress. Although, do you think that we'll be able to handle a talking rock kingdom?

(A fantasy begins with a rock-made kingdom that is ruled by Rusairus with lots of voices of the victims crying out that they needed help)

Voices: Help us! Let us out of here! Change us back! Change us back!

Rusairus: (Covering her ears) UGH!

(Fantasy ends)

Rusairus: We'll think of a way to silence them later.

Eyevana: Well, my wound is healed up! I am ready to petrify the last of the Draconightgers! (Changes into a ball and rolls out)

(Cuts to Jaroblin in the garbage dumpster behind the Silver Corral restaurant, digging for some trash and putting it in a bag)

Jaroblin: (Sighs) I cannot believe that Vector had suggested Mistress Rusairus send me to dig through this dumpster! I am wondering if he's trying to get rid of me or something. (Continues digging in the dumpster)

Jaroblin didn't notice a dump truck was coming in to pick up the dumpster. The truck grabbed the dumpster while Jaroblin was still inside.

Jaroblin: Oh goody! I can hear thunder! Maybe this will make the Draconightgers' day even worse. (Sees the sky) Heeeeeey! There are no dark clouds in the sky! What's going...? (Notices the dump truck) AAAAAH! (Falls into the dump truck)

Over in the neighborhood, the Draconightgers were in. Monty, Princeton, Jase, and Kathleen were still carrying their petrified comrades. They traveled as far as the fox family.

Fox Mother: How can I possibly live as a talking statue who can't even move?

Fox Father: I don't know! But I still love you no matter what, dear. I just am not sure if I can carry you all around the house.

Fox Mother: I just wonder if the Draconightgers can defeat that monster that made me this way?

Fox Father: (Sees the Draconightgers) I am not sure. Two of them have been turned to stone themselves.

Monty: We see she is able to talk again even if she isn't back to her old self all the way.

Fox Father: Have you figured out how to beat the monster that did this to my wife?

Kathleen: We think so. Mo-Uh, Draconight Red cut off one of the eyes sticking off of the monster's head.

Jase: The moment we did, uh...Draconight Blue and Yellow were able to talk again.

Princeton: We're working on carrying them back to our base to keep them safe while the rest of us find and defeat the monster.

Eyevana's Voice: Oh, I'd think that won't be happening, Draconightgers! (Appears and fires a beam at them)

Fox Father: Draconightgers, look out! (Runs out in front of the beam, gets hit himself, and gets turned into a statue) Oh great. Oh the bright side, at least now we're both statues.

Fox Mother: (Sighs) But at least you saved the Draconightgers.

Eyevana: I wouldn't say that! (Fires another beam at the Draconightgers)

Princeton: (Gets his sword out and swings it to reflect the blast back, which hits the left eye on Eyevana, snapping it off)

Eyevana: AAAH! Not another one of my eyes!

At that moment, the fox couple, Amanda, and Harry were able to move again.

Amanda: Hey. I can move again.

Harry: But we're still statues.

Monty: Good work, Draconight Gold. I think we're a step close to restoring everybody.

Amanda: You know, let's see if this rocky body is stronger than our usual bodies.

Harry: Yeah!

They got out their swords, which were both also turned to stone.

Harry: Uh, Draconight Blue, how are our swords also stone?

Amanda: Uh, I have no idea. But at least they're not too heavy for us.

Both stone Draconightgers swung their swords at Eyevana's remaining eye from her right side, cutting it off)

Eyevana: AAAAH! That's all my extra eyes!

At that moment, Amanda and Harry's stone bodies changed back to their normal bodies.

Amanda: We did it! We're back to normal!

Harry: Yeah! Although it is a shame that we don't have the rock strength anymore.

Monty: You were only moving statues for a minute, Draconight Yellow.

The fox couple was also completely back to normal.

Fox Father: Oh. It feels good not to be made of rock anymore.

Fox Mother: It sure does.

Fox Father: Good luck in defeating that monster all the way, Draconightgers.

Princeton: And thanks for shielding us, sir.

Monty: You better get back into the house until we get this monster defeated.

Fox Mother: I certainly could take a rest after having such a "hard" day.

Fox Father: Good one, dear.

And the fox couple hurried into their house. At Rusairus's castle, Rusairus saw on Vector the Mirror that Eyevana had lost her other two eyes on her head.

Rusairus: I cannot believe that Eyevana let the Draconightgers get rid of her last two eyes.

Tinker Tonker: What about the one in the center of her face?

Rusairus: That eye is only important for her to cause destruction. I think that if she grew, she could use that to make up for her failure in turning people into stone.

Tinker Tonker: I'll get to it straight away. (Hurries away)

Over with the Draconightgers and Eyevana, she turned into a rolling rock to try to crush the Draconightgers.

Eyevana: You are going to pay for taking out my other three eyes.

Monty: Fire Strike! (Raises his sword, which lights up with fire, then he fires it at Eyevana)

Eyevana: (Gets hit by the fire, which causes an explosion, knocking her back) AAAH!

Tinker Tonker then arrived by her side.

Tinker Tonker: No worries, Eyevana. You'll soon be big and cause a great deal of destruction! (Uses the enlarger ray to make Eyevana giant)

Eyevana: I feel like a real cyclops now!

Monty: Time for us to summon the Draconight Dragons. Jase, Kathleen, call for the Wind and Energy Dragons. Let's see if Lightning DraconightOh can be formed with the other Draconight Dragons!

Jase and Kathleen got out their keys and tossed them to summon their Draconight Dragons. Princeton and Monty summoned theirs, too. Soon, the four Draconight Dragons arrived.

Eyevana: It is a shame I am missing my other three eyes, but at least I can break these dragons apart even if I can't petrify them like I could before. (Fires an eye beam at the dragons, causing some explosions around them)

Monty: Combine, Lightning DraconightOh Wind Energy formation!

The Wind and Energy Dragons formed the arms of DraconightOh while the Lightning Dragon converted into its armor form for DraconightOh. The Draconightgers then all appeared in the cockpit.

(Cuts to the cockpit)

Monty: I think that we have one eye left to take out. Shall we do it, guys?

Jase+Kathleen: Yeah!

Amanda+Harry: Yeah!

Princeton: This will be fun!

Lightning DraconightOh: (Raises the Lightning Rod up, then swings it at Eyevana)

Eyevana: (Gets hit by the rod a couple of times) Ah! Try this! (Fires a beam from her eye at Lightning DraconightOh)

Lightning DraconightOh: (Swings the rod to block off the attacks, then struck at Eyevana's eye)

Eyevana: (Gets hit in the eye) AAAH! I'm blind! I'm blind!

(Cuts to the cockpit)

Amanda: You won't be missing your sight where you're going.

Lightning DraconightOh: (Raises the lightning rod as it lit up with red, green, purple, and gold energy, then fires it at Eyevana)

Eyevana: (Gets hit by it) At least I didn't eat any of you to deserve my blindness! (Falls and explodes)

(Cuts to the cockpit)

Harry: Oh man. This was quite a hard battle. Pun intended.

Amanda: Good one, Harry.

Later, at Rusairus's castle, Rusairus was sitting by Turantrax, who was waiting for food.

Rusairus: Eyevana may have failed us today, but hopefully Jaroblin will be back here soon.

Just then, Jaroblin arrived but was covered in garbage.

Jaroblin: Ugh...

Rusairus: What took you so long?

Jaroblin: I took a trip to the dump, and it really did feel like a dump. I took a ride in the garbage truck. Next thing I know, I'm in a huge mountain of trash. It took me a long time to get out.

Then Turantrax jumped onto Jaroblin and began to eat the trash around his body.

Jaroblin: Ah! Spider on me! Spider on me!

Rusairus: I guess since Turantrax had been waiting so long, he just couldn't resist eating off of you.

Jaroblin: He's not going to eat me, is he?

Rusairus: I don't think he will.

Vector: He won't. Don't you worry, Jaroblin.

Jaroblin: Well, that's reassuring.

Over at Princeton's house, Platia was watching a dinosaur documentary.

Platia: Ah. This is quite fascinating. It is a shame none of these creatures is alive anymore. Makes me wonder if some demon was going after them just like Rusairus is after us?

Princeton: They might have. Maybe if there was, they sent those asteroids down to Earth.

Platia: Asteroids?

Princeton: Oh. You didn't watch anything about asteroids?

Platia: Nope.

Princeton: Oh. Well, I'm sure you will soon.

Platia: OK. (Continues watching)

To be continued...