Erba Erba Erba/Transcript

(The episode starts in Gameopolis. Candle Man and Baghead have the hypno gun and are turning it over to King and Queen.)

Queen: Thank you for this kind donation, Wax and Paper Ones.

Candle Man: No problem. Didn't want to hang onto this dumb thing anymore.

(King takes it, and suddenly throws it on the floor, smashing it into a million pieces.)

Candle Man: AHH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Queen: We never wanted the hypno gun. We just wanted the Hypno Stone.

(She reaches down into the mess of pieces and grabs an orb that sits on top of a cylindrical pedestal.)

Candle Man: But why would that be in the hypno gun? Wasn't it just made out of a toy gun?

Queen: That may be true, but… what transformed it again?

Candle Man: Wanda.

Queen: Yes. When Wanda made it into a hypno gun, the wand put this stone inside it. It was in our collection, so when it went missing, we didn't know it went into the hypno gun.

Candle Man: Sounds confusing, but who knows? This might be the least confusing thing I do all day!

King: Good day, Candle Man.

(Candle Man leaves as King and Queen go into another room with the hypno stone. As the two walk out of the castle, Candle Man notices a bunch of creatures walking by that look familiar.)

Candle Man: Hey, that one looks like Pooka! And that one! And that o-

Baghead: Bot, I'm just gonna save you some time. They are all Pooka's cousins.

Candle Man: Cool! For a while, I thought Pooka was the only one of his species.

Baghead: So does he, actually.

Candle Man: Speaking of him, how did “The Baggy Stars” form?

Baghead: It's a long story. It'll probably take fifteen minutes to tell.

(Fades to black, then flashes to a view of a mountain, with the words “Seven Years Ago” spelled out in white across the screen. The words dissolve to reveal a man in blue and white digging into the mountain. The mountain shakes. Cuts to Pooka, who trembles inside the mountain. In the middle of his shaking, the screen freezes, and then orange letters on the screen spell, “Pooka’s Story”. The screen unfreezes, and Pooka rolls across the screen. He turns toward others of his species.)

Pooka #1: Erba erba! (Subtitles: He’s back!)

Pooka #2: (To Pooka.) Erba erba erba erba, erba erba. (Subtitles: Son, you must go. We will not subject you to our lifestyle.)

Pooka: Erba erba erba erba? (Subtitles: Will I ever see you again?)

Pooka #2: Erba. (Subtitles: I don’t know, but it’s not right for you to be here. Go and make your own life.)

Pooka: Erba erba erba erba erba erba. (Subtitles: Thank you. Goodbye, Mom and Dad. Goodbye, cousins.)

(Pooka runs away from that area. He runs into a darker cave and sees a way out, but it is a long drop. Pooka, not caring, jumps. Theme song plays. Afterwards, Pooka lands on the ground. He is fine, but he still seems slightly injured. Behind him, a lot of noise is heard, but he does not turn around. He runs across Gameopolis. In the background, Nordic golfs. Focuses on him. He puts the golf ball into a hole, and just as it goes in, the screen freezes, and then purple letters on the screen spell, “Nordic’s Story”. The screen unfreezes, and Nordic cheers. Just then, his cell phone rings.)

Nordic: (Picking it up.) Hello?

Prince: (Through cell phone.) Hey, Nordic. It’s Prince.

Nordic: Hey, Prince! What’s up?

Prince: (Through cell phone.) I have some family coming over, so I need all hands on deck. You think you can help me out?

Nordic: Sure. Just let me finish this golf game.

(He hangs up. Next to him, a small green dragon with orange wings putts a golf ball towards a hole, but the ball goes around the hole and speeds away from it. Angered, the dragon breathes fire on the entire course. Nordic’s clothes are now burnt, but not nonexistent.)

Nordic: And to the castle I go.

(He walks away. Cuts back to Pooka, who runs to the Gameopolis Wall.)

Guard: A pooka? What are you doing here?

Pooka: Erba erba erba erba. (Subtitles: I’d like to move to Wikia.)

Guard: Alright, but you need a permit.

Pooka: Erba erba? (Subtitles: How do I get one?)

Guard: You have to go straight to the castle and ask.

Pooka: Erba erba erba. (Subtitles: Alright then, thanks.)

(As Pooka runs away, a brown dog wearing a ski mask sneaks past the wall to get into Gameopolis. Cuts to him running into a large building. Jabba, who is on a big elevated platform, is at the center of attention, eating heavily and being entertained by musicians and dancers. The screen freezes, and then dark green letters on the screen spell, “Jabba’s Story”. The screen unfreezes, and the dog runs up to Jabba. He takes off the mask, and the dog is revealed to be none other than Limefong.)

Limefong: Your huttness, I have returned.

Jabba: Orsek na babba?

Droid: The great Jabba asks if you have his supplies.

Limefong: Of course, sir.

(He pulls out a small knapsack, and reaches into it. He takes out three golden frogs and gives them to his master.)

Jabba: HO HO HO! Breseek menockel werkee.

Droid: Lord Jabba thanks you for a job well done.

Limefong: May I request something, sir?

Jabba: Serk?

Droid: Jabba grants you permission.

Limefong: Do you think that maybe saying “HO HO HO” makes you sound like Santa? Maybe try “HA HA HA”.

Jabba: HA HA HA? Hmmm. Nerwesickkk Limefong qwezee.

Droid: He says he will take you up on your offer.

Limefong: Great!

(Jabba hands him something.)

Limefong: What’s this?

Jabba: Nexxeee proxegy.

Droid: Your next assignment.

Limefong: Oh, ok. Shall I start it now?

Jabba: Serk.

Droid: He said-

Limefong: Got it, thanks.

(He runs off. Cuts to Prince, who is talking to Mystic in the former’s castle.)

Mystic: Seriously, ruling is so boring. I barely made it out of that death trap to come here!

(The screen freezes in the middle of Prince rolling his eyes, and then neon green letters on the screen spell, “Prince’s Story”. The screen unfreezes as Nordic walks in.)

Prince: Oh, hey, Nordic. This is my cousin, Mystic.

Nordic: Good to meet you.

Mystic: I’d say likewise, but I don’t say anything positive to underlings.

Nordic: Hmph, rude. I’ll treat you with something positive, and that’s my lightsaber charge!

Mystic: You wouldn’t hurt me. My people would tear you apart.

Nordic: Grrr.

Prince: SOOO, Nordic, how was the golf game?

Nordic: It was good. I got -4.

Mystic: Isn’t that a little lame for someone half a millennium old?

Nordic: I’m 768.

Mystic: My point still stands.

(Nordic growls again, and Prince notices again as well.)

Prince: Nordic, how about I help you set the table?

Nordic: Sure. Anything to get that away from me.

(They both walk out of the room just as Pooka busts in, locating the throne room and going before King and Queen.)

Pooka: Erba, erba erba erba. (Subtitles: Your highnesses, I wish to have a permit to leave Gameopolis.)

King: But why? Our kingdom is perfect!

Pooka: Erba erba erba erba erba. (Subtitles: My life is in danger here, and I’d like to start a new life.)

Queen: I suppose you can leave. (Puts a permit in the strap of Pooka’s left sneaker.) Here. Give this to the guard when you go to the wall.

Pooka: Erba, erba. (Subtitles: Thank you, your highnesses.)

(He leaves, just as Limefong, who has put the ski mask back on, sneaks into the castle. He sneaks past Mystic, who is on a call.)

Mystic: No, you hang up first! …No, you hang up first! (A click and a dial tone are heard.) Huh, he hung up.

(Limefong sneaks into the throne room and sprays it with chloroform, knocking King and Queen out. With complete grace, Limefong takes the giant purple gem atop Queen’s tiara and leaves. As he leaves the castle unnoticed, Nordic and Prince return to the main room, where Mystic sits brushing her hair.)

Mystic: I can’t take this hair. It always gets in my face!

Nordic: Maybe you should pull it into a ponytail.

Mystic: Hmm. For an underling, you have a good idea from time to time.

Prince: I’m gonna go tell King and Queen dinner’s ready.

(He walks out.)

Mystic: So, a Jedi.

Nordic: So what?

Mystic: I just thought you guys would stay in your own galaxy.

Nordic: Funny this comes from a Galaxia Omegan.

Mystic: I’m just saying-

(Prince screams from the throne room. Nordic and Mystic run in.)

Nordic: What’s going on? They’re just napping.

Prince: Not that! LOOK!

(Zooms in on Queen’s tiara. Prince takes it.)

Prince: The center gem is missing!

Nordic: What do we do?!

Prince: Call the wall guards. Tell them to lock down the kingdom!

(Cuts to Pooka, who runs up to the wall. However, the wall locks down before he can get through.)

Pooka: Erba erba?! (Subtitles: What’s going on?!)

Guard: King and Queen are looking for a gem that was stolen- what a second…

(Because the permit is purple, the guard thinks it’s the gem.)

Guard: Hey! I’m taking you to the castle!

Pooka: ERBA ERBA?! (Subtitles: WHAT’S GOING ON?!)

(The guard, thinking Pooka has the gem, reopens the door as he pushes Pooka to the castle. Cuts to Jabba’s headquarters.)

Droid: The great and powerful Jabba thanks you for retrieving the gem. Now we are able to move onto our dynasty-wide assignment: Destroying the Gameopolis hierarchy.

(Limefong and Jabba laugh evilly. Cuts back to the Gameopolis castle. Pooka is pushed inside.)

Prince: This is what stole the gem?

Guard: Yes. Check his left sneaker.

(Prince pulls the “gem” from the sneaker.)

Prince: This is a permit, you idiot!

Guard: So I should probably close the wall again?

Everyone: YES!

Guard: Okay, sorry.

(He leaves.)

Nordic: That guy could be in Wikia, for all we know! Do we have any way we can locate the person who took it?

Mystic: Maybe those muddy paw prints on the floor.

(Now seeing the floor, Prince and Nordic facepalm. Cuts the quartet on the trail, running straight toward Jabba’s headquarters. Cuts to Jabba and Limefong.)

Jabba: Loreekos! Geormiso lemerak!

Droid: Oh dear. Jabba says we’ve been found.

Limefong: Don’t worry, your huttness. I’ll get you to our Wikia headquarters!

(Jabba presses a button.)

Voice: Self destruction in one minute.

(Jabba, Limefong, and the droid sneak out the back door. Cuts to the quartet, who watch in horror as the headquarters explodes.)

Mystic: Whoa. I swear, I’ve seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that… was… AWESOME!

Prince: The gem…

Nordic: It wasn’t in there. Neither was the culprit.

Pooka: Erba erba erba? (Subtitles: Where did they go?)

Nordic: Huh?

Prince: What did he say?

Mystic: Maybe we should check my translator.

(She pulls it out.)

Translator: Where did they go?

Nordic: They went to… (feels through the Force) to Wikia! They went to Wikia!

Prince: Let’s go!

(Suddenly, Mystic’s cell phone rings.)

Mystic: Oh, hey, Judy. Huh? What do you mean, “they blew up the castle”?! Oh jeez. (To the group.) I have to go.

Nordic: What happened exactly?

Mystic: (Gives the translator to Prince. Not making eye contact with Nordic.) I don't know what happened, but I'll be back when all this is over.

Prince: See you, then, cuz.

(She runs off. Now only the three of them, they run to the Gameopolis Wall and go through. Cuts to Jabba, Limefong [who still has the ski mask on], and the droid, who go into Talking Tom and Friends Wiki. Whickey stops them a few feet in. He has brown hair and glasses on.)

Whickey: Can I help you?

Limefong: We were looking for some frog legs.

(Whickey, seeing this as a password, takes them to the second floor, where Jabba’s Wikia headquarters are.)

Jabba: Breseek Whickey.

Droid: Jabba thanks you, Whickey.

Whickey: No problem, your huttness.

(Cuts to the trio, who have run into Wikia. Shaduck is there, taking pictures of an aquarium.)

Prince: Which building did they go into, Nordic?

Nordic: They went into…(feels through the Force) ooh! The Talking Tom and Friends Wiki!

Shaduck: (Overhearing.) Hey, I love that place!

Pooka: Erba erba erba erba?

Translator: Can you take us to the store?

Shaduck: Sure!

(Cuts to Jabba, Limefong, Whickey, and the droid.)

Limefong: Whickey, do you still have the copy of the LaserBoom3000?

Whickey: Of course.

(He takes them to it.)

Whickey: Did you get the gem?

Jabba: Fog roacks.

Droid: Of course.

(But then, a ding is heard on the bottom floor. Whickey leaves to go serve the customer.)

Limefong: Okay, let’s charge this baby up.

(Jabba puts the gem in, then presses the charge button. For a few long moments, nothing happens. Jabba looks confusingly at Limefong.)

Limefong: It takes a while to charge up.

(For a few seconds still nothing happens, but then the scene cuts to what’s going on downstairs. Shaduck is down there, talking to Whickey.)

Shaduck: So which rooms need to be cleaned today?

Whickey: A few, actually.

Shaduck: Wait wait, don’t tell me. Let me guess which ones.

(Whickey sighs loudly. In the background, Pooka, Prince, and Nordic sneak by.)

Prince: Okay, so where is the hideout?

Nordic: (Leaning on a wall.) I don’t understand. The way to it should be right here- WAAAAAA!

(The wall opens up, revealing an elevator.)

Pooka: Erba erba erba erba erba.

Translator: Then I guess we can trust the Force.

(The trio get into the elevator. For a few moments, they just stand there.)

Nordic: Soo, this is pretty nuts. This went from the protector of Wikia setting the table for dinner and turned into him pairing up with a prince and a wrongly accused orange ball to uncover a conspiracy.

Pooka: Erba!

Translator: Hmph!

Prince: Oh, don’t take the nickname too personally. But still, we have a job to do, so let’s do it.

(The elevator opens. Limefong is aiming the weapon at the Gameopolis castle.)

Limefong: Soon the castle will be nothing but ash.

Prince: FREEZE!

Limefong: Uh oh!

Jabba; Dreessskin ohburk!

Droid: The powerful Jabba asks you to stand aside.

Pooka: Erba! Erba erba erba erba erba!

Translator: Never! We will not let you destroy the castle!

Limefong: Then you’ll die!

(Limefong uses telekinesis to throw a lot of metallic devices at them, but Nordic slices them all before they can hit the trio. However, a trumpet knocks the lightsaber out of Nordic’s hand, disappearing in the shadows.)

Limefong: (Into his cell phone.) Whickey, we’ve been compromised! We have two intruders and a basketball with legs in here!

(Cuts to Whickey. He glares at Shaduck.)

Whickey: You.

Shaduck: Huh?

(Whickey slaps Shaduck.)

Shaduck: HEY! I’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH! YOU’RE GONNA GET IT NOW!

(He shoots lasers at Whickey, but he dodges and the lasers hit curtains, which start catching fire.)

Prince: I smell burning.

Nordic: QUICK! TO THE ELEVATOR BEFORE-

(The elevator falls to the bottom floor.)

Nordic: …That happens.

(Jabba’s Wikia sympathizers abandon the Hutt, jumping out the windows and running off. The fire is big now. Cuts to Whickey, who is wrestling with Shaduck.)

Whickey: Traitor!

Shaduck: To what, you, Mr. Perm Nerd?

Whickey: I’ll get you for that!

(They continue wrestling. Cuts to Jabba, who turns to Limefong.)

Jabba: Deprex lemeeko Limefong, reggis?

Droid: The great Jabba asks if you will abandon him like the rest did.

Limefong: Um… uhhhh… (Jumps out the window.)

Jabba: Jabba ruuuubis!

Droid: Jabba is ruined!

(The fire is blazing very big now. Whickey plants a punch on Shaduck, but burning debris falls on Whickey, burning all of his hair. He screams in pain.)

Whickey: We should continue this rivalry elsewhere.

Shaduck: Agreed.

(They run out of the building. Meanwhile, the fire blazes all around the remaining five beings as they gather close. Just when all seems lost and they stare through the smoke, two blue lightsaber blades and a small flame glow through the fire. The three objects twist and turn around, throwing debris out of their way. The smoke clears to reveal two people: a gray candle, and a blue-shirted lightsaber wielder with a bag over his head.)

Baghead: Alert the fire department. We’ve found some.

Candle Man: Alright.

(Fades to the Wikia Fire Department putting out the fire. Baghead, Candle Man, Pooka, Prince, Nordic, Jabba, and the droid all stand outside.)

Baghead: Thanks for your help, Bot. You can take the car home. But remember this: when someone needs help in a fire, help them.

(Candle Man nods and leaves. Baghead gives Nordic his lightsaber and holsters his own.)

Prince: We are forever indebted to you, Baghead.

(A trumpet falls into Baghead’s arms, dropping from the burning wiki above.)

Baghead: If you let me keep this, I’ll consider us square.

Nordic: Done.

(Fades to the six of them walking to Baghead’s house.)

Baghead: We should all hang out sometime. Maybe in less dire circumstances, though.

Pooka: Erba erba!

Translator: Sure thing, Baghead!

Baghead: I can understand you without the translator, Pooka, so can I just hang onto it?

Pooka: Erba.

Baghead: Thanks.

(They approach the Brown family’s house.)

Baghead: Anyway, I’m glad your droid survived, Jabba, cuz I can’t understand Huttese.

(The droid gets shot and it goes down. The screen moves to show C0F-3, who blows on her gun.)

C0F-3: No droid can take my place.

Baghead: Darn it, now I have to get another translator droid.

Nordic: Orrrr learn Huttese.

Baghead: Nah, a droid is faster.

(The sun goes down as they walk into the house.)

Baghead: Anyway, until then, C0F-3, do not touch the blasters.

C0F-3: Hmph. The only reason I listen to you is because I have to.

(Everyone else laughs. Fades to Mystic watching the castle be rebuilt.)

Voiceover Baghead: The castle being destroyed was the final push that made Mystic give up ruling.

(Fades over to Limefong, who hides in an alleyway.)

Voiceover Baghead: With Jabba’s dynasty destroyed and almost all of its members either dead or deserters, Limefong continued his life of crime alone.

(Fades to Shaduck, who continues walking through the city.)

Voiceover Baghead: Shaduck rebuilt the Talking Tom and Friends Wiki and became an important part of it, banning Whickey soon after. He decided to explore more of Wikia after departing on his own.

(Fades to Whickey, who hides underneath a bridge.)

Voiceover Baghead: Whickey, like Limefong, continued doing small crimes until finding the rest of the future Spammers later, hating Shaduck all the way.

(Cuts to Baghead in a voice booth. He looks at the screen, taking off his headphones.)

Baghead: And us? Well, you know how that story ends.

(Flash, then a Polaroid photo falls onto the screen. Slowly but surely, the photo makes out a selfie with all six Baggy Stars. The screen fades to black.)

Candle Man: (Voice only.) Hey, you were right!

(Fades to black, then the hypno stone appears in the darkness. Cuts to someone, whose ankles and shoes are the only thing shown, walking through the halls. A guard, whose full appearance is shown, raises his gun as the mysterious man, who now shows the back of his head, approaches a door.)

Guard: Hey! You're not supposed to be in here!

(The man clenches a silver fist.)

Man: (Voice muffled with a metallic echo.) Oh, really?

(The guard is choked to death by an invisible force. The man throws the dead guard against the wall as if he was weightless, and then we finally get a view of the villain: He's a strange Darth Vader-esque character with a Prince of All Cosmos twist. Everything, from his helmet with his cybernetic respirator, to his cape that falls to his heels, is either a shiny gray or black except for the red antenna bulb on the top of his head. The man saunters over to the door and takes out a lightsaber. The blade gleams red as blood. The villain starts using it to slice through the door. On the other side of the door, a bunch of guards rush over to it to defend whatever is in that room. The door bursts open and the guards open fire on the villain, but he quickly cuts down every guard with his lightsaber or dark Force abilities. When all of the violence ends, he switches off his lightsaber and holsters it. He looks over at the relic before him:)

Villain: The Hypno Stone.

(He crushes the glass with a clenching of his fist and grabs the stone. The stone, on its cylindrical pedestal, shares a similarity with the antenna on his head.)

Villain: At last it’s mine.

(He turns alums and heads for the door, but a seemingly dead guard lifts his head up. The villain, instead of killing the guard, activates the stone with the Force. This is shown by the glowing of the stone. The guard suddenly gets up like he wasn't badly hurt, obviously hypnotized by the man. Both walk out of the room as it explodes behind them. The episode ends.)