Slugs' Christmas Shopping

**"Slugs' Christmas Shopping"** is the 11th episode made by Slugslingee. It's also Slugslingee's first Christmas Special.

## Script

SYNOPSIS - Slugs goes to Walmart to get ingredients for Christmas dinner, which he has been voted to have hosted at his house for this Christmas and hijinks ensue.

(It starts off at Slugs' house, where Slugs is playing Capture the Intelligence)

Slugs: Come on! I need to get to the door!

(Medic then appears and jumpscares Slugs)

Slugs: Damn. Well, I guess I can just work on either my next story or my next Wario Dies meme.

(Slugs then gets a text message)

Slugs: Hm?

(Slugs checks the text message to find that it's from Culdee)

Culdee (text message): Hey Slugs, are you busy?

Slugs (text message): No, I'm currently playing Capture the Intelligence.

Culdee (text message): You mean that TF2 horror game?

Slugs (text message): Yes.

Culdee (text message): Well, I got something to tell you.

Slugs (text message): What exactly is it?

Culdee (text message): You remember back on November 29th when we had a poll to see who's hosting Christmas dinner at their house for this year?

Slugs (text message): Yes, why?

Culdee (text message): We agreed that you'll be the one hosting dinner at your house this year.

Slugs (text message): Right.

Culdee (text message): Anyways, we're gonna arrive at ur house at about 9:30 PM on December 24th.

Slugs (text message): Okay then, see you then.

Culdee (text message): Right.

(Slugs then checks the date and time and finds out that it's 24th December)

Slugs: SH\*T! HOW COULD I'VE FORGOTTEN!

(Slugs then notices the time to be 1:30 PM)

Slugs: Right! There's still time! I must get to Walmart for the stuff!

(Slugs turns off the computer and runs out of the house towards Walmart)

(At Walmart)

Slugs: Phew! Alright, I should get most stuff. Anyways, what stuff do they serve at Christmas Dinner?

(Slugs googles 'stuff served at Christmas dinner' on Google and the results appear)

Google results: turkey with stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, and vegetables.

Slugs: Well, I guess I can get these, along with some other dishes.

(Slugs then heads to the meat aisle to get a turkey)

Slugs: One whole turkey please.

(The guy running the meat aisle gives Slugs a whole turkey)

Slugs: Thanks!

(Slugs then heads to the rest of Walmart to find stuffing)

Slugs: Where do I find stuffing?

(Slugs then comes across Brooklyn Guy, who is dressed in Walmart's employee uniform)

Slugs: Excuse me, where do I find the stuffing?

Brooklyn Guy: Um, what?

(Slugs then shows Brooklyn Guy an image of a box of stuffing mix)

Slugs: This thing!

Brooklyn Guy: Right, it's in Aisle 3. Hopefully what you're making with it is better than what my wife makes.

Slugs: Okay, thanks. Also, where can I find cranberry sauce?

Brooklyn Guy: Cranberry sauce is in Aisle 2.

Slugs: Got it!

(Slugs then heads to Aisle 3 and grabs a box of stuffing mix, he then heads to Aisle 2 and grabs a jar of Cranberry sauce)

Slugs: Okay, I guess I can introduce the guests to my Shy Guy heritage by cooking some Shy Guy cuisine delicacies for the Christmas dinner.

(Slugs then grabs some potatoes, carrots, garlic, cabbages, onions, spinach, tomatoes, thyme and parsley)

Slugs: I can use these for vegetarian dishes, now for the rest of the dishes.

(Slugs then arrives at the fish section, where Thomas the Tank Engine is at)

Slugs: I'm not going to question how a literal locomotive got to this Walmart.

Thomas: I want fish.

Fish Controller: I'm sorry Thomas. Engines don't eat fish.

Narrator/Ringo Starr: Said the Fish Controller.

Thomas: I want fish!

Fish Controller: No!

Thomas: Right... **I'LL SHOW YOU.**

(Thomas begins eating the fish)

Fish Controller: Quick! Get the guard!

(The guard appears)

The guard: OI YOU!

(The guard runs to Thomas and tases him. Two guards then drag Thomas away)

Slugs: Jeez, so much for a HourOfPoop reference, anyways.

(Slugs then walks up to the section)

Slugs: Two codfish please.

(The Fish Controller gives Slugs two codfish)

Fish Controller: Here you go!

Slugs: Thanks!

(Slugs then heads off)