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NMDs

**The NMDs** ("Not My Doctor"s) are a collection of individuals including such infamous villains as **Nerdrotic**, **WhoPix**, **Bowlestrek**, **Steffan Davies Movat**, **JSRGO**, **Doomcock**, **HeelvsBabyFace**, and the post-biodata rewritten **TrueFan**. Although it's unknown whether they are aware of it or not, the NMDs are emissaries of **the Enemy**, who orchestrated their organization as a means of further establishing their power base on Earth in **the "Real" World**.
The Mark Sloan Doctor

**The Mark Sloan Doctor** was an incarnation of **the Doctor** portrayed by the famous and beloved cinema actor **Mark Sloan**. Although he shares a resemblance to **the Ninth Doctor** in terms of attire, his cool sunglasses, hair, and memorable actions with his **screwdriver** help to distinguish him from **Eccelston**'s Doctor. Although he only appeared in one televised series (which was refered to as **Doctor Screw** in much the same way that **Series 13** was refered to as Doctor Who: Flux), he has gone on to appear in **Doctor Who: Dark Days** where he was voiced by venerated character actor **DAVIS**. Many fans have long hoped for Sloan to get a miniseries or appear in an anniversary special, but as of yet that has not occured.
Diversity Hire

**A diversity hire** is any actor or actress cast in **Doctor Who** who is not a white male. The term has been mostly used by members of **the NMD group**, with the foremost user of it being **Lord Emperor Bowlestrek**. There are diversity hire incarnations of **the Doctor**, **the Master**, **the Meddling Monk**, **Rassilon**, **Titus Alexander Island**, and more. That said, a diversity hire does not have to simply be contained to the world of acting. Any non-white and/or non-male producers, showrunners, directors, muscians, gaffers, editors, cinematographers, or writers hired for Doctor Who are also inherently diversity hires.

Although some might claim that this is sexist and racist, Lord Emperor Bowlestrek has assured the people that it is not, as these things have only become diversity hires as of 2017. Prior to 2017 it was fine to involve non-white or non-male individuals in the production of Doctor Who, but as of 2017 there was a monumental shift in the nature of reality that led to these things inherently becoming diversity hires now.
Robot King

**Robot King** was the sole survivor of a terrible war which wiped out all human life. For one thousand years he wandered the world alone, mourning the tragic loss of life and the humans' foolishness. They had engaged in nuclear war and, in the end, everyone had lost. Robot King found it tragically ironic that the city he spent most of his time in was called Hope City, but, in many respects, he also knew it was tragically ironic for him to call himself the Robot King. After all, what was he the king of? An empty wasteland.

Then, one day, a group of three individuals arrived in Hope City. Unsure of who they were, Robot King found two of them (**Zoe** and **Jamie**), and although he took them somewhere he did not harm either of them. He had seen far too much death and pain to ever hurt anyone. Not long after he ran into **the Doctor** (then in his second incarnation), and, due to a misunderstanding, the Doctor thought Robot King was hostile. Before Robot King had an opportunity to clear things up, however, the Doctor murdered him with a single switch flip and left, after which he immediately forgot about Robot King.
Paul McCartney

Paul, from the height of his power

**Paul McCartney** was an English musician, songwriter, and actor who was most famous for having died in 1967, and second most famous for being a member of the band **The Beatles**. Although unbeknownst to him, his singing and playing was viewed and loved by **the Doctor** and his companions **Barbara**, **Ian**, and **Vicki**. This fact may also remain unknown to many **Doctor Who** fans, because for stupid copyright reasons the scene is sometimes cut from rereleases of **The Chase**.

**Death and Return**

Although he died in a car accident in the year 1967, due to the intervention of a mysterious Indian individual, a version of Paul was brought into the future from earlier in his timeline, effectively allowing him to continue living and making music despite having died. At least according to **Dorian Gray**, in conversation with **Quentin Collins**, whilst inside **the White Rabbit Pub**.

An alternative timeline suggests he was killed by the Doctor in a drug-fuelled rage, needing the other Beatles to cover it up and create a replacement paul.

**Other Connections**

Paul is one of the main subjects of discussion within **r/beatlescirclejerk**, which is somewhat associated with **r/doctorwhocirclejerk** uses Jakenobi, **Brownchair** and **Titus Alexander Island**.
Faction Paradox

**Faction Paradox** is a time traveling death cult crime syndicate, except that it isn't realy. And yet it is. In effect, the main purpose of Faction Paradox's existence is to annoy and frustrate the **Great Houses** of **Gallifrey** (did we say Gallifrey? We meant **the Homeworld**). They have starred in numerous **films**, a highly successful series of **books**, and are responsible for such well beloved series as **Professor How**.

**Faction Paradox Involvement in Doctor Who Series Twelve**

Auring the production of **Chris Chibnall**'s Doctor Who - **Series 12**, Faction Paradox intervened and changed multiple elements of it. Firstly, they added **Ada Lovelace**, her father **Lord Byron**, and the rest of the so called **Shelley Cabal** into the series, for the purposes of furthering the **War** effort. The reason for this is unknown at present, but presumably is known to someone. **The Timeless Child** twist was orchestrated by Faction Paradox as a means of tricking **Enemy** servants into revealing themselves and forcing people to confront the realities of time and history's malleability. The individuals entered into the series as actors portraying themselves with carefully constructed backstories and later lives established to make it appear as though they were infact nothing more than mere actors. This was done with the aid of Faction Paradox itself and also **Faction Hollywood** and various other agents of **the Remote**. Additionally, **the War King** appeared numerous times throughout the series, including during the finale, which takes place on one of **the Nine Homeworlds**.
Big Finish

**Big Finish** is an audio drama production company run by **Nick Briggs** and **Lisa Bowerman**. It evolved from Briggs' **Audio Visuals** productions, and, like Audio Visuals, the company is best known for its **Doctor Who** audios. First beginning in **the Wilderness Years**, these audio dramas have spanned many Doctors, series, and spinoffs, with even characters like **Winston Churchill** somehow receiving boxsets. They are known for having been experimental and bold in the early years, before the **Baker**, **Tennant**, **River**, and **Jackie** overloads set in. Despite this overload, they still manage to produce enjoyable Doctor Who stories, and provide their actors with glorious **Big Finish Lunches**.

None the less, Big Finish is still noncanon garbage, according to some. This may partially be due to the fact that the average price of a Big Finish boxset is an arm and a leg, your firstborn child, or your soul.
DAVIS

**Samuel Davis** (also known as DAVIS) was one of the **Keepers of the Canon**, with much of his time spent within **the Matrix** of **the Homeworld**, from where he uploaded episodes of the series **Broke Canon**. He was known to have been present at the death of **Brian the Ood**, being the final individual he ever spoke to, and was also known as "the swinging [**screwdriver**] man" to **Jay Exci**'s father. His voice was unusually similar to that of **the Emperor**, and also somewhat similar to that of **the Mark Sloan Doctor**. He was the first major foe of **WhoPix**, and although he has never directly referred to himself as a **Yarvelite**, Broke Canon is effectively the definition of Yarvelite media, with the series **Doctor Who: Dark Days** (which he has also acted in) also being blatantly Yarvelite in nature.
Raston Lap-Dancer Robots

A picture of a normal, non-lap-dancing Raston robot.

**The Raston Lap-Dancer Robots** were created to provide pleasure to organic individuals by "gyrating to music." Several of them were present at the auction of **the Doctor's corpse**, in the novel **Alien Bodies**, where they were destroyed by a **Kroton**. It's unknown how many of these robots existed within **the wider universe**.

**Textual evidence of their inclusion in Alien Bodies because this sounds made up:**
The Bishop

**The Bishop** was a fictional character created by director **Ingmar Bergman** for his film **Fanny & Alexander** and portrayed by actor **Jan Malmsjö**. After a series of references was made to him and the film as a whole on **the Discord Server**, the character took on a life of his own as a **memetic entity**. It was at this point that he was co-opted into serving **Faction Paradox** for the purposes of carrying out covert missions. His most notable achievement was the assassionation of **TrueFan-LLL**, post bio-data corruption, although this event has yet to happen from a linear perspective.
Bowlestrek

**Bowlestrek**, also known as Chris, is one of the foundational members of the group known as **NMDs**. He is known to associate with individuals such as **Nerdrotic**, **Heelvsbabyface**, and others within the community, but has also associated with **Jay Exci** with whom he had a historic debate. In late 2021, Bowlestrek decided to change the course of his channel, moving away from angrily and loudly yelling about Doctor Who to talking in a normal tone about Doctor Who. He is also notable for having portrayed **the Bowlestrek Doctor**, and having a loving relationship with his dogs.

**The 1995 Bowlestrek Incident**

During a particularly confusing and chaotic segment of wartime conflicts, **Enemy** agent Bowlestrek was by some turn of events sent back in time to the year 1995, where he set about a plot to keep **the TV movie** from ever being made and thereby erasing the existent resulting canon from the metafictional narrative of time itself. The main purpose of which in his mind was to ensure that **Jodie Whitaker** would never play **the Thirteenth Doctor**, but the main point of which to the Enemy was something all together different and unknown. When he wasn't able to stop the TV movie from entering production, he changed course and replaced the previously existent actor as **the Master** in it, planning to actually murder **Eighth Doctor** actor **Paul McGann** during the filming of the story's climax. His plan was thwarted by one of **Faction Paradox**'s many conceptual servants; this specific one either being the original **Frederick Grahams First Doctor** or the **Col Farrel Twelfth Doctor** (exact details are unknown and subject to change, and some historians have expressed doubts as to the likelihood of someone as disliked as Grahams being sent on such a mission). And, although in the end the original Master actor (the infamous **Jonathan Michael Shaw**, future member of **the Cult of Celebrity Death**) was never brought back into his place in continuity and history, **Eric Roberts** proved to be a worthy replacement.

**The Bowlestrek v. Jay Exci Debate**

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Fan Films, Fan Fictions, and Their Relationship to Canon

Question: when everything officially licensed is canon despite the fact that licenses are spread across many holders and they can't even keep track of their own internal "canons" let alone those of others, what becomes the line dividing the official from the unofficial, and does that line even matter? As shown in such beloved series as **Broke Canon** and the subreddit **r/yarvellism**, Doctor Who canon is full of bizarre, ridiculous, nonsensical, and stupid things, made by all kinds of people with varying degrees of connection to **the BBC**. As such, we here believe that not only is everything canon, but if everything is canon and a lot of it as insane as **Iris Wildthyme making out with DC's Robin** or **Alan Moore becoming the Norse World Tree** or **the Moon exploding and having a dragon fly out of it** or **the Doctor marrying a "lady of the night**," then there really are no limits to what can be canon. Compared to the insanity of many **Wilderness Years** works, most fan works seem tame. And even the ones that don't still can't out crazy many officially licensed pieces of **Whoniverse** media. So what's the point in trying to regulate a nonexistent insane canon? There isn't one. Everything is canon, regardless of how insane it is, so if you want to make up a story about the Doctor punching **Michael Grade** in the face and say it's canon, go ahead and do it and it will be.

In short, the only approach to the issue of canon that makes any sense is a complete dada-ist approach. Doctor Who is nonsensical and absurd, and the idea of some made up stories being more real than others despite no actual meaningful criteria to judge that on is absurd, so why pretend like they're anything other than that? This dadaist approach is not only the central ethos of this view of canon, but of this wiki as a whole. That said, not everyone on this wiki necessarily takes this exact dadaist approach which, in some respects, just emphasizes it all the more.
Dada

**Dada** was an art movement which arose in reaction to **World War I**, and the general perceived meaninglessness of a world gone mad. Artists of this movement rejected logic and reason, turning to nonsense, irrationality, and anti-bourgeois protest as a means of better illustrating the state of their world. The art of the movement included visual, literary, and auditory media such as collage, sound poetry, cut-up poetry, and sculptures.

**Dada Who**, for lack of a better term, is a semi-existent moment which arose in reaction to **The Timeless Child**, and the general perceived meaninglessness (or brokenness) of **Whoniverse canon**. Individuals of this movement reject strict views of canon, turning to an acceptance of all Whoniverse media, no matter how nonsensical or irrational. The product of this moment includes things such as the **Broke Canon** series, **Doctor Who: Dark Days**, **r/yarvellism**, and in many regards all things **r/doctorwhocirclejerk** (which exists solely to mock the longstanding ridiculousness of Doctor Who fandom and the show itself).

Dada Who is not a real art movement. It, Dada, and World War I were made up for the purposes of this article. None of them are real things, and as such this article is meaningless.
The Doctor

## The Doctor/Dr. Who

### Aliases

Dr. Who, John Smith, Grandfather Halfling, Basil, Dr. Disco, Dr. Galloway, Johann Schmidt, the Other, the Timeless Child, the Oncoming Storm, Theta Sigma

### Relatives

Parents: Ulysses, Penelope Gate, Tecteun, Leela, AndredSiblings: Irving BraxiatelSpouses: Patience, Scarlette, River SongChildren: Miranda Dawkins, JennyGrandchildren: Susan Foreman, John Who, Gillian WhoGreat Grandchildren: Alex Foreman

## Biographical information

### Date of death

At some point after the start of the War in Heaven

## Appearances

### Debut

An Unearthly Child

**The Doctor** (also known as Dr. Who, **Grandfather Halfling**, **John Smith**, and other things) was a time traveling individual who may have been from **Gallifrey** or from Earth or from a magic portal. His parents were **Ulysses** and **Penelope Gate** or **Tecteun** or **Leela** and **Andred** or some other people. He had several siblings, including the magnificently awesome **Irving Braxiatel**. He was married to **Patience** but also later married **Scarlette** and **River Song**. His children included **Miranda Dawkins** and **Jenny**, his grandchildren included **John**, **Gillian**, and **Susan**, and his great grandchildren included **Alex Foreman**. He had many incarnations, with **William Hartnell**'s First Doctor generally considered the first.

The Doctor began his travels after stealing a **TARDIS** from Gallifrey, after which he promptly began to kidnap school teachers, attempt to murder cavemen, and started a life-long hobby of commiting genocide.

**Later Life**

Eventually, having reached his **final incarnation**, the Doctor died. His body (now known as **the Relic**) was then put up for auction, with his **Eighth Incarnation** interrupting the auction. During his **Doctor Moon** incarnation (which some believed to be his forty-sixth) he had uploaded his memory into **the Library**, which allowed him to reunite with his wife River Song. Meanwhile, in the far future, the Doctor was reborn as Grandfather Halfling within **the City of the Saved** (due to his nature as having been half-human at some points in his past).
Faction Purradox

**Faction Purradox** is a group that shares a suspicious number of similarities with **Faction Paradox**, with the main difference being that the entire organization consists of cats. Notable members include **Tabby Sabby Dei**, **Siamese Scarlette the Pussy of Henrietta Street**, **Cousin Justine the Feline**, **Gramps**, and **Nyarlathotep the Cat**. It's unknown whether **the Tardis Tails incarnation of the Doctor** was affiliated with this group or not.
Nyarlathotep

**Nyarlathotep** is a mythological fictional entity who, due to the nature of his fictional existence and his role in many canons from **the Whoniverse** to others, the very fabric of his history and biodata is impervious to any alterations, and also simultaneously subject to any and every alteration imaginable. As a conceptual theoretical entity more than an actual physical being, he has proven useful to **Faction Paradox** and its servants. He is both the inspiration for **Cousin Nyarlathotep**'s title, and also simultaneously Cousin Nyarlathotep himself in much the same way that **Nikola Tesla** was a source of inspiration for Nyarlathotep and was himself Nyarlathotep as well. (That said, one should not misinterpret this as meaning that Cousin Nyarlathotep and Nikola Tesla are the same entity; as they most assuredly are not, despite the fact that Cousin Nyarlathotep's **fourth canonical incarnation** shared a striking resemblance to Nikola Tesla, as well as renowned British musician **David Bowie**.) What connection the mythological Nyarlathotep has to **Nyarlathotep the Cat** is unknown. It is entirely possible that they are the same individual, and yet no one has been able to determine for sure if this is the case or not.
Liz Truss

Truss during her day in office

Liz Truss was a British politician who briefly served as the fourth Diversity Hire Prime Minister.

## Regicide

Her most notable act is killing the Queen by being so shit.

## Death

On 25 October, while on the moon, she was killed by Rishi Sunak, who would become the next Diversity Hire Prime Minister.
Sonichupaldi Burns All Character Building Toys in a Holy Fire

**Sonichupaldi Burns All Character Building Toys in a Holy Fire** was a full cast audio adventure produced by **Big Finish**, and starring the character of **Sonichupaldi**. The story was written by **Nick Briggs**, and starred both **Peter Chadpaldi** and **Shen Bapiro** as they uncover a secret evil **Character Building** cult, massacre it, and burn all of its toys in a fire meant to summon the Eldritch entity **Nyarlathotep**. The story sold well for Big Finish, and for some unknown reason featured cameos from **Jackie Tyler** and **River Song** which, according to Briggs, was "a requirement of the story being made." According to Bapiro the **Big Finish Lunches** provided during production of the story were "hypothetically speaking, for the sake of argument, some of the best Big Finish Lunches I've ever had".
Nyarlathotep the Cat

**Nyarlathotep the Cat** was a stray black cat that has been known to associate with **Cousin Nyarlathotep**. What this cat's connection to Cousin Nyarlathotep, **the War in Heaven**, and indeed either **Faction Purradox** or **Faction Paradox** as a whole is unclear, however. Some accounts claim that the cat is infact a manifestation of the Eldritch being **Nyarlathotep** himself, while others claim that the cat is Cousin Nyarlathotep's parallel within Faction Purradox, and others claim that the cat is the reincarnation of infamous actor **Frederick Grahams**. Still other accounts claim that he is nothing more than a normal stray cat who has been given far more importance than he actually deserves.
Blartyboy03

Blartyboy's Icon

**Blartyboy03** is a user on **r/doctorwhocirclejerk**. He is a fan of **Doctor Who**, and a couple of other things, like **Discworld**, but mainly Doctor Who. He is a key figure in the **Yarvellian church**, and started the subreddit **r/Yarvellism**. He is actually the enemy of all Doctor Who, and praises and worships the lord god **Michael Grade**. He is also the enemy of **Chinball**.

## history

### Discovering Doctor Who

Blartyboy had been aware of Doctor Who for his whole life, some of his earliest memories are of the show, but he didn't become a fan until he gave his father the **Key to Time** series on DVD, which he didn't watch for several ages, but when he did, he was twelve. **The Pirate Planet** mesmerised him. He continued to collect DVDs, much to the behest of his mother, and it is quite large as of today, he, while at first being a "Classic Who Snob", did eventually start watching the modern series and enjoyed many stories, despite this, **Series 11** was the first one he saw on live telly.

### r/doctorwho1969

Blartyboy was convinced to make a reddit account by **CGPgrey**, a act he has hated CGP for ever since (aswell as CGP being a monarchist), and quickly became involved in Doctor Who communities, and politically-related subreddits. He found **r/doctorwho1969**, where he banished the evil **Pisstake Turdton** to the pit of demons from whence he came! (Or something)

### r/doctorwhocirclejerk

#### The First Reddit Blartyboy

While initially shy of the r/doctorwhocirclejerk subreddit, he eventually joined, and started contributing. His most noted achievements were his contributions to the defunct **denominations of orthodox whovianism**, unfortunately, he was tired of reddit, causing him to take a break and regenerate.

#### The Second Reddit Blartyboy

When in his second incarnation, Blartyboy became a prolific user of the subreddit, contributing loads, and commenting a bunch. He would often engage in long comment chains with users like **Brownchair** and **Titus Alexander Island**, where he would talk about all kinds of stuff. He also createdr/yarvellism. Unfortunately, he ended up being in a comment chain in another subreddit where people wouldn't shut up, so he regenerated yet again...

### The Third Reddit Blartyboy

The longest running reddit blartyboy, he is still a big user of the subreddit, although he was distracted by other stuff at some point. He eventually died due to bullshit he can't remember

### r/yarvellism

A subreddit that was very close to not being huge, yet ended up not being big at all, but he plans to revive it soon.

## Politics

He is a Marxist, and he wishes to INFECT DOCTOR WHO WITH HIS AGENDA.
Chris Chibnall

**Chris Chibnall** (also known as Chris Chinballs) was the most infamous of all **Doctor Who** showrunners. He was responsible for **the first Diversity Hire Doctor on tv**, **the second Diversity Hire Doctor on tv**, and **the next several Diversity Hire Doctors** as well. He was also responsible for **the Timeless Child revelation** and the creation of the (objectively) nonsensical mess that is **Doctor Who: Flux**. He was also indirectly responsible for the creation of **the NMDs**, and everyone agrees that his era could have been a lot better.

**First Incarnation**

In his first and most alien looking incarnation, Chris Chibnall was saved by **the Chadpaldi Doctor** (as seen in **the Doctor Who Comic Creator Adventures**), after which he left to grow into the evil showrunner he would eventually become.

**Second Incarnation**

During his second incarnation, Chris Chibnall went on television to make fun of bash the work of lovely old couple **Pip and Jane Baker**. He told them that the most recent season "*could have been a lot better. it could have been slightly better written, especially the last story*." Ironically, this would go on to be a common description of all three of his own series, much to Pip and Jane's glee.

**Third Incarnation**

It was in this incarnation that Chris was hired to help write the Doctor Who spinoff **Torchwood**. After proving his talent with such classics as **the Alien Sex Gas episode** and **the Bikini Cyberman episode**, he was eventually hired to run Doctor Who itself, which he began running in 2017 and ended up running into the ground.
Omega

**Omega** was the name of a timelord (one of the founders of **Gallifrey or the Homeworld**, depending on whether you're trying to work around copyright laws or not). But it was also the name of a good little **Dalek**, a weird little clone girl, a time and space traveling Doctor with white hair, and a fictional superhero entity with a strong bond to **Titus Alexander Island**. In other words, Omega is a mess.
Heaven Sent

**Heaven Sent**, also known as Heaven Sent Underrated, was the penultimate episode of **Doctor Who Series 9**. It featured **the Twelfth Doctor** by himself in a building, talk to himself as he ran around, before punching a wall and scaring a child. It is widely considered the greatest piece of art ever made, with it being the first piece of **Whoniverse** media to enter the **Criterion Collection**. As of 2022, nothing terrible has happened in the world since Heaven Sent originally aired, with many attributing this golden age of piece and prosperity to the episode itself. There are a few people who dislike the episode, but they are all evil and so their opinion is invalid.
Doctor Starman

**Doctor Starman** was an incarnation of **the Doctor** who looked a great deal like musician **David Bowie** from the cover of his album **Aladdin Sane**. He wore **Gallifreyan** robes and had an impressive **sonic screwdriver**. Not much is known about this incarnation of the Doctor, but at some point he ran a foul of **t-shirt bots** who stole his image and began posting it to **r/doctorwhocirclejerk**.
Dark Shadows

**Dark Shadows** is an **American** tv show that **Titus Alexander Island** won't freaking shut up about. The show is about a **semi-incompotent time traveling vampire**, his **best friend** (who's a doctor), and a **guy who's effectively Jack Harkness but a werewolf**. The show has a ridiculous number of episodes, with its total runtime being about equal to both **Classic** and **Modern Doctor Who** combined, and a few movies (one of which starred **Johnny Depp**, former husband of **Missy actress Amber Heard**). The sets are wobblier than then Classic Who's and the chroma key effects are also atrocius. In the early twenty-first century **Big Finish** began to produce audio dramas based off of the show, many of which included Doctor Who actors, and included connections to Doctor Who such as **the White Rabbit Pub**, **Dorian Gray**, and other things. That said, it doesn't really matter and it isn't really **canon** to the **Whoniverse** because no one watches it except for you, Titus. So please just shut up about it and don't fill this wiki with random Dark Shadows nonsense or you will be banished to **the Death Zone**.
The Master

The Pryce incarnation of the War King

### Affiliation

Himself, the Daleks (sometimes), Gallifrey/the Homeworld (sometimes), the Doctor (sometimes)

### Occupation

Renegade time Lord, truant officer (formerly), ruler of Gallifrey

## Appearances

### Appears in

Many Doctor Who episodes and audios

**The Master**, also known as **the War King** (but born with the name Koschei) has been many things throughout their lives, including the nemesis of **the Doctor**, the leader of **Gallifrey** during **the War in Heaven**, and the destroyer of **the Homeworld** after the revelation of **the Timeless Child**. They have also been the narrator of the children's show **In the Night Garden**, hosted a podcast, and started a band with other incarnations of themselves. Their timeline and number of incarnations is a convoluted mess, with over thirty known incarnations, which sometimes include **the War Chief** and **Meddling Monk**, but generally don't. They were said to have a withered anatomy during their main Wartime incarnation.
The Weird Horny Zygon Movie

**The Weird Horny Zygon Movie**, known in some territories as Zygon: When Being You Just Isn't Enough, was a 2008 **BBV** production featuring the **titular species**, as well as a character or two from **Cyberon**. Hardly anyone has actually seen this movie, as such little is known about the plot, but what is known about it is that it features an infamous **sAx** scene involving a Zygon and a human. As of December 2021, a sequel has entered production starring the beloved **Doctor Who** icon **Benni**, entitled **Zygon+Benni: When Being Benni Is Enough**.
Frederick Grahams

**Frederick Grahams** was the original actor cast to portray **the First Doctor**. In 1965, however, he ran actress **Carol Anne Ford** over a week before filming **The Chase**. This horrific event was inspired by the influence of **the Twice Erased Queen** on him, and part of why he was eventually erased from the timeline and replaced with the **Faction Paradox** created individual **William Hartnell**. It is theorized by some that he was later reincarnated in the form of **Nyarlathotep the Cat**, but whether or not this is true is unknown.
Zagreus (audio story)

**The audio story Zagreus** was the 50th release by **Big Finish** in its main line of **Doctor Who** audios. It was notable for featuring **Jon Pertwee**, **Peter Davison**, **Colin Baker**, **Sylvester McCoy**, **Paul McGann,** and many other actors. It is often seen as one of the best jumping on points for people interested in Doctor Who, with many claiming it's a better entry-point into the franchise than any episode of the tv show itself.
Reddit Wars

**Reddit Wars** is the metaphorical temporal space where the actual physical (or metaphysical) conflicts between the servants of **the Enemy** (the **NMDs**) and **Faction Paradox**'s **Remote** organization **r/doctorwhocirclejerk** take place.

**Full List of Reddit Wars Movies and Shows**

**Reddit Wars Episode I: The Discord Menace**

**Reddit Wars Episode II: Attack of The Circlejerkers**

**The Reddit Wars: The Movie**

**The Reddit Wars**

**Reddit Wars Episode III: Revenge of The NMDs**

**The Bloop Batch**

**Titus: a Reddit Wars Story**

**Reddit Wars: Redditors**

**Rogue Circlejerk: a Reddit Wars Story**

**Reddit Wars Episode IV: A New Bothan**

**Reddit Wars Episode V: The NMDs Strike Back**

**Reddit Wars Episode VI: Return of The Fandom**

**Reddit Wars Holiday Special**

**Caravan of Cookie**

**Battle of r/Gallifrey**

**The Brownchairian**

**Reddit Wars Episode VII: The Farce Awakens**

**Reddit Wars Episode VIII: The Last Redditor**

**Reddit Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Bloop**

**Full List of Reddit Wars Individuals and their Counterparts**

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The Head of the BBC

**The Head of the BBC** was a horrific eldritch monstrosity which ran **the BBC**. Very little is known about it, but it is known to have spoken in Arabic, and been concerned with overseeing the choosing of **Doctor Who** showrunners, most notably having chosen **RTD** as the showrunner to succeed **Chris Chibnall**. It is quite possibly one of **the Great Old Ones**, but might also be some sort of **conceptual entity** meant to symbolize the wider evils of the BBC and even possibly the dark past of Imperialist **England**. Its appearance consisted of the titular head itself, as well as many protrusions which appear to be a mass of **Semi-Digital Bloodhounds** (also known as Dogs of War). The entity was believed to be immortal and existed in some sort of in-between space between the **Whoniverse** and **the "real" world**.
Professor How

**Professor How** was both the name of a **tv series** and its **star**. Both were created by **Faction Paradox** as part of a complex wartime project, that saw the erasure of the previously existant show **Doctor Who**, as well as its titular lead (and by extention the entirety of all Doctor Who social media accounts). The plot was eventually defeated by an **earlier incarnation of** **the War King** (aka the Master for anyone who prefers the actual names of these characters), and Doctor Who's existence was restored. None the less, variations of Professor How remained in existence as conceptual entites. During his many lives, he fought several recurring enemies such as the villanous **Clockworks** and **the Enemy**. As the series went on, however, Professor How himself began to take a backseat to Faction Paradox itself, which was in actuality the entire point of his creation by the Faction to begin with. It was during this time that the series recieved an **American** reboot/continuation, which started out faithful to the original UK series, before wildly diverting.

**Full List of All Professor How Lead Actors (UK)**

**Alan Webb**

**Brian Blessed**

**Ron Moody**

**Graham Crowden**

**Richard Griffiths**

**Sylvester McCoy**

**James Earl Jones** - played the Seventh Professor in a comedy skit

**Chris Jury**

**Peter Cook**

**Judi Dench** - retroatively added as the General

**Christopher Eccleston** - played the Ninth Professor in a webcast

**Hugh Grant**

**Alan Cumming**

**Benedict Cumberbach**

**Ben Daniels**

**Kris Marshall**

**Colin Baker** - played the Prosecutor during the McCoy era

**Graham Crowden** - played the Custodian

**Full List of All Professor How Lead Actors (US)**

**Alan Webb**

**Brian Blessed**

**William Shatner**

**Graham Crowden**

**Dee Bradley Baker**

**Richard E. Grant**

**DeForest Kelley**

**Benedict Cumberbach**

**Alan Cumming**

**Mark Gatiss**

**Rod Serling**

**Michael Jayston**

**Eric Roberts**

**Daniel Craig**

**Alexander Vlahos**

**Tom Hiddleston**

**Full List of All Professor How Movies (UK)**

**Professor How and the Enemy Plans** (**Webb** Compilation film)

**Professor How and the Clockworks**

**Faction Paradox (1999)**

**Professor How: Clockwork Invasion 2057**

**Faction Paradox: Miss Hiroshima**

**Faction Paradox: Celestis Rising**

**Faction Paradox: Hand of the Grandfather**

**Professor How: End of the Universe** (**Cummings** feature length special)

**Faction Paradox: Enemy of Mine**

**Faction Paradox: The Sixth House**

**Full List of All Professor How Movies (US)**

**Professor How**

**Professor How: The Sequel**

**Professor How and The Bachelor**

**Professor How and The Horror at Brentwood Manor**

**Professor How: The Faction Paradox**

**Professor How IV (Professor How, Driver)**

**Professor How: The Three Blind Mannequins**

**Professor How and The Vacation Gone Wrong**

**Professor How and The Search for Buried Treasure**

**Professor How: The End of How**

**Professor How and The Sacred Scrolls**
Vincinel

**Vincinel** is an **American Bennitologist** and **Dimensionist** born in **the Meme State**. He is closely associated with **Cookie** and **r/doctorwhocirclejerk**. As a Bennitologist, he often clashes with members of **Chadpalogy**, which he claims is a "bad religion" that should be called "Sadpalogy." His affilitations with **Faction Paradox** and the **Auton Film Series** are highly questionable, and quite possibly made up.
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What A Problem You Say

What A Problem You Say

## Chronology

What A Problem You Say is the remixed single of What a problem? by Czó, released on 28th May 2022 through the Record label K-Comp label .

The sound gets almost similarly too What a problem? (8N(O) Remix) from K¡L!. Ep by Czó which was released on 18th May 2022 on SoundCloud.

#### Lyrics

What a problem, you say

What a problem, हम se

What a problem, you may

What a problem, I'm so crazy

फ़िकर not's you, फ़िकर not's me

And I can't want's you, you want's me

परम परम पारा, हलाम हलाम हाला

तेरा सर निकल डाला

फ़िकर not's you, फ़िकर not's me

फ़िकर not's you, फ़िकर not's me

फ़िकर not's you, फ़िकर not's me

You fights with me per day

And I chase you no day

You me haunted हर day

Feel like a फटा curtain

फ़िकर not's you, फ़िकर not's me

फ़िकर not's you, फ़िकर not's me

Favlus, Favlus, Favlus

I'm so travlus

Everyday, Everynight

I'm so cryvalus

Feeds like you, Treats like you

Fantasy of me, You never likes me free

Now

I'm a problem, I say

I'm a problem, you say

I'm a problem, I may

I'm a problem, I'm so crazy

That's you never change

I made, I create

You can't change

Cause I'm crazy, फ़िकर not's anyway

Hey

परम परम पारा, हलाम हलाम हाला

तेरा सर निकल डाला

What a problem

You say

What a problem, you say

What a problem, हम se

What a problem, you may

What a problem, I'm so crazy

Never be change

परम परम पारा, हलाम हलाम हाला

तेरा सर निकल डाला

फ़िकर not's you, फ़िकर not's me

फ़िकर not's you, फ़िकर not's me

फ़िकर not's you, फ़िकर not's me
Cousin Flavia

### Affiliation

Formerly r/doctorwhocirclejerk, the Doctor Who Circlejerk Discord, Faction Paradox

## Physical description

### Gender

Female

**Cousin Flavia** (also known as u/Flaviachad42) started **the Official Doctor Who Circlejerk Discord Server** and was the original main mod of the subreddit **r/doctorwhocirclejerk**, but unfortunately when she began to become interested in **Faction Paradox** and began to introduce it into the server and subreddit, she went too far too quickly and unintentionally wrote herself out of existence while trying to perform the Faction's ritual of killing off all previous ancestors. Her place in history was then mostly forgotten, save for by **Cousin Nyarlathotep**, her main student and follower in the ways of Faction Paradox.
Pitch Game

The Pitch Game, or DWepisodepitchgame, is a game on the Circlejerk Discord server in which participants must pitch an episode of Doctor Who. Initially serious, this soon devolved into a series of nonsensical episode ideas, often featuring vore and popular culture.

Pitches

### Day One

ii) The Doctor reveals himself to be Benni (played by Jodie Shittaker), and beats the everloving fuck outta Yaz to prevent her from becoming the Rani (because guns are bad, shooting her would be unethical). Only to be killed and skinned alive by Wilf, the Real Master. The Real Yaz (who recently regenerated from Adolf Hitler) weeps and smashes the Tardis into Wilfs skull repeatedly as payback. The Abzorbaloff then saxed everyone in the Whoniverse, causing them to get vored by him. So the Yaz renames herself the Doctor, and escapes to Pete’s World, which is also the Inferno universe. She regenerates back into Adolf Hitler (played by a naked James Corden wearing a bikini) and turns the world fascist. The Brigadier and Liz Shaw was like “cool, we love fascism” and joins the Yasmin James Corden Hitler Fuhrer. But Dalek Sec escapes from the Abzorbaloff universe too. And inspired by the Abzorbaloff, he vores everyone in the Inferno universe. Gareth Roberts gets so turned on, he writes a 900000000000000000000000 page doctor who vore fanfic staring his OC Rareth Goberts. Before getting vored himself, and getting turned into the ultimate Dalek Human Hybrid /Rj

### Day 4

This incarnation turns out to be a entity who lives beyond time, beyond reality, feasting upon the timelines of complex events and people in history. Replacing them with versions of itself. Finding the doctor to be a particularly complex being in his own universe, with a multitude of pasts, presents, and futures, the creature has hijacked the soul of a future incarnation. Slowly draining and consuming the Doctor of his past, present, and future. In order to stop this creatures continuous bastardisation of his timeline. The Doctor has to figure where and how this creature entered his reality in the first place. But time is running out, as more and more of his past and future incarnations turn on him. Will he be able to outsmart them and defeat the enemy before he too, turns.
In the end, he defeats the creature. But at the cost of his own timeline being absolutely bastardised. Moments of insanity and psychopathy litter the doctors timelines. Moments where he would randomly strangle fellow companions for being ‘alien spies’. Moments where he would commit genocide with glee. And help the Nazi’s defeat the master.
The Doctor wonders if Morbius lives on.
Cousin Chaplet

**Anne Chaplet** was taken by **Faction Paradox** the night of **the Saint Bartholomew's Day Massacre**, and became an operative. When **the Doctor** was abandoned by **Steven Taylor** following the events of the massacre of Saint Bartholomew’s Eve; this resulted in the Doctor returning to **Gallifrey** and not living out the life he was meant to live. As a result Anne Chaplet was recruited to Faction Paradox, went through training, and was then placed into the Doctor and Steven’s lives at the crucial moment, where she took on the pseudonym “Dodo”. Steven took Dodo’s (understandable) resemblance to Anne and surname to mean that Anne had survived (although he certainly didn’t guess just how accurate this assumption was); leading to him choosing to stay with the Doctor. Steven, the Doctor, and “Dodo” then continued to travel together for a brief period before Anne was recalled to Faction Paradox to serve in another capacity; leading to an abrupt departure in the middle of an adventure the Doctor was having. Due to the fact that new companions were gained in this adventure, however, Faction Paradox correctly guessed that any thought the Doctor had of returning to Gallifrey was long gone.
Blue Pigeon Workshop

Blue Pigeon Workshop

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* logo

**Blue Pigeon Workshop** is the Photoshop of Czó photography, which is specially realased 11th February 2022 by Livstry World .
It is the special photos of Czó which are dressed as Blue Pigeon. Also these photos are cinematograph during Hate Hai mv creation.The Main credits goes to Livson, who designed these art works under the Liv on Livstry.

#### Background

The Photoshops of Czó named as **Blue Pigeon Workshop** because she dress wears up the Blue colored Top which have a design of a Penguin but Czó seems it's as Pigeon, From this Her Blue dress and the Pigeon named this Photoshop as **Blue Pigeon** and after Workshop word added because it's is a work of Livson. Hence, the Photoshop got named or called **Blue Pigeon Workshop**.

#### Formate

These Photoshoot contain 4 parts, first Czó Blue Pigeon profile which are circular in shape, second it's contain 16:9 formats photoshoot of Czó, third the Horizontal photos, fourth Czó own selfies.

Images Formats
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image See The Gallery of Blue Pigeon Workshop **Here**!
Bosses

**Bosses** are the various entities posted to the r/Bossfight Subreddit.

## Post Entry Rules

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* **Boss Infobox which contains:**
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