Dangan Ronpa: Heaven's Insignia/Character Introduction

The **Dangan Ronpa: Heaven's Insignia Character Introduction** serves as the author of the story's self-plot before he officially released the story sometimes in the future.

The author hoped that by reading this self-plot, everyone could get to know more about the characters.

## Story

* First Group
* Second Group
* Third Group
* Fourth Group

**Look at Us, Awkwardly Introducing Ourselves**

**FEATURING**

Sasahara NaokiItoku AkibaYasujima FubukiKagayaku Suzume

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As I looked up at the monitor screen, I despaired. I'm sorry, but I feel so despaired after I wasted my precious half an hour just to ensure that this dumb monitor doesn't suck on its job.

"However, I must not give up!!!" This is the most appropriate word I must say in this situation... After all, this is the character introduction you guys longed for a long time, am I correct?"

That said, I tried to smack the monitor one more time. This time I smacked it harder than in my previous efforts.

"Test. Hello? Can you hear me...?"

Bless the Almighty God, the monitor's working perfectly now. Strange enough, According to my analysis, this guy can't be operated on again... I'm happy I'm wrong for now, at least since I can use and show you my shameless introduction speech to you guys...
I bent my tie, buttoned my lovely red vest, and prepared myself.

The first thing I must do in an introduction for the first time is... telling you guys my name, yeah?

"H-hello... I'm Sasahara Naoki, the so-called Super High School Level Attorney... Be aware that I may become an annoyance to you since I'm everyone's hated protagonist... Welcome to my wonderful story..." Said that pathetic looking guy shown on the monitor.

"Phew... That was unexpectedly tough..." I can feel that sweat running through my hair and clothes and my energy to live slowly fading away, just because of this short and somehow dramatic introduction. I slammed my face down to my desk inside my classroom and seated myself shamelessly, trying to act cool in front of everyone. I swear to God that I won't act cool ever again. It's disastrous.

It seems someone is trying to make me go into a murderous rampage as I hear clapping hands in front of the classroom. "You've done a great job, Sasahara-kun!" Stop praising me. I don't deserve that. It makes me cringe. When I cringed, I had an urge to slam my face down on a desk like at this moment.

"Itoku... I'm not doing anything that praise-worthy. Stop treating me so highly, okay?" The cheerful smiling girl earlier was Itoku, one of my classmates.

Itoku calmly walked in front of my desk and patted my hair slowly; she always treats me like his pet cat, huh? "It's alright. I know that introducing yourself to many people is unlike you. Because you want to make our audience happy, you force yourself to do that, yes?" She smiled at me and continued to pat my head, which somehow felt very relaxing.

"If you know me so well, why do you praise me? It's embarrass—" Itoku's hands move from my head to my right cheeks and—"Ouch!! That hurts!" Yeah, she acts like a perfect big sister. Once she worked nice towards you, she could become a monster that would destroy you in the next second.

"Alright, I understand, Sasahara-kun. I will treat you to something to eat after this ends." A heavy sigh let out from my mouth as I caress my pitiful right cheek. "Fine, why don't you introduce yourself to the audience, it's your turn, no?" After listening to me, Itoku nodded and set herself right in front of the camera in front of the class.

"Good morning, everyone! I hope you all are doing okay. I am Itoku Akiba, the Super High School Level Counselor of Heavenly Born Academy. I'm always available anytime, anywhere. So don't hesitate to ask me for help! It's my pleasure to support everyone; to protect everyone's smile is a counselor's duty.."

Without stopping to smile in front of the camera, Itoku delivers her standard yet polite and formal introduction to everyone. She closed her introduction with a deep bow before stepping down and sitting at her desk right in front of mine.

" It's almost time..." I weakly said as I checked my watch. The trouble that our captain can only cease is almost come, according to my analysis.

"FUCK YOU! LET GO OF ME, OR I'LL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE." Uhm, that's the noise that I heard coming from the corridor. Suddenly, the classroom's door opened, revealing a guy who stood up to 180 cm, bringing a little lady on his shoulder.

"I'm sorry that I come late, everyone. I had to calm this monster down." He calmly lays down the petite lady on the floor, who angrily hits his chest over and over with her small palm.

"I don't want to introduce myself to anyone ever again! I won't let myself be known by the face of the public! Why don't you understand?! And I thought you're a good leader for all of us!!!" Itoku and I desperately wanted to stop the small girl from hitting our captain, but through a glance, our captain won't let me get involved.

His strong arms allow him to overpower the lady's small palm and can stop her from hitting him. "Listen to me. This is what everyone wanted from our dear author. You should've known that our time to shine almost comes. Our author never wanted to bring harm to us. He promised us that he'll do his best to make everyone comfortable. He needs to get us to make a good introduction. For now, that's all. We'll let you go after this, we promise."

Wow, captain. With that speech, you're you can silence the angered little lady pretty quickly. From what I could see from my desk, the little lady frowned and looked down to the floor after her hands broke free from our captain's grip.

"... I'll make this quick then." Unknowingly to her, three of us developed a little smile. It's pretty unusual that she wanted to be open to everyone at this time. "Let me join you then." Our captain and the little lady stand in front of the camera and begin their introduction.

"Yo! This is the Super High School Level Snowboarder, also the leader of Heavenly Born Academy's Class 85th, a.k.a, Yasujima Fubuki! Yoroshiku!" Our captain, Yasujima, smiles as bright as the morning's sunshine and manages to warm everyone's heart. He gives an unmistakable different vibe from the little lady standing beside her.

"...Kagayaku Suzume...a Super High School Level student just like the idiot who has the dorkiest face among all humans here..." You guys remember that she wanted to make her introduction quick?... Well, at least she didn't lie about that.

Kagayaku immediately left the classroom and slammed the door behind her. I could hear her footsteps slowly fading as she ran fast, intending to escape from Yasujima.

"Hey, is it alright to let her escape?" I asked as I checked the already empty corridor. "As Yasujima-kun said, we allowed her to do whatever she wanted. A person like Kagayaku-chan badly needs empty space alone." Itoku adds and strangely takes notes, probably writing her quick "Facial Expression" analysis on both Kagayaku and Yasujima. Yeah, I can see why he takes notes on Yasujima as well. He looks distraught and somehow tired.

"Ah, I'm sorry that she left. That's what makes Kagayaku, Kagayaku. She's our beloved Super High School Level Illustrator. Please don't judge her by its cover, alrighty? She is the one who created wonderful illustrations in your guys' favorite novels and movies! Amazing right? That's all from us guys; Sasahara, Itoku; please proceed.”

Yasujima told us he would approach Kagayaku again and left the classroom with his usual warming smiles.

Itoku obediently nodded and did what our class captain told us. Both of us step in front of the classroom once again.

"So, what do you think about us? Wonderful, right~?! We have a generally good attorney, a caring class leader, and a wonderful illustrator in our class!" Yeah right. Our class is \*that\* great. Well, it's Itoku's job to enlighten the mood after Kagayaku's quick and half-hearted introduction.

"Not only that, we still have twelve more wonderful classmates who wanted to give you guys an introduction... I hope you guys be patient...."

"Sayonara!"

We closed the first section of the introduction in a good way, right?

I hope we did.

**If You Want to Die, Please Don't Invite Us**

**STARRING**

Tenohira TsuyoshiIgarashi RankoKid KruegerReimiya Inori

"Hmmm...~" On a nice afternoon, in Heavenly Born Dormitory, a girl with pink hair was preparing something fun and challenging, two things that make her, her, until now. She was about to use her shoes and brought her beloved cam recorder.

"Uhm...test, hello? Oh! It's already on!!! Howdy!!" Because her dorm room is soundproof, she shouts to her camera as she likes and lets out her usual cheerful smile, never forgetting to speak Japanese with her American accent. She placed her camera on the table and aimed it at herself, who will live to beat today's upcoming adventure.

"Do you know my name? Have you heard about it? You must know me if you have a hobby that gives you near-death experiences or scientific research! Because I, Igarashi Ranko, am a scientist who seeks thrilling and exciting adventures! I'm also known as the Super High School Level Storm Chaser! Yo-ro-shi-ku!”

"Aaanddd introduction done! It's time to meet with my classmates! Hmm... I wonder what adventure I will face today with them... Oh dear Earth, could you please erase gravity for just a day to grant all human who wishes to fly high in the sky?."

The girl took her camera and her room key and exited her dorm. Here it is, guys, your favorite Heavenly Born Girls Dormitory. "Haha!! Welcome to the girl's dormitory! Watch out for unexpected screams from toilets and dumped barbies scattered on the floor. Another girl things that may annoy you!" Igarashi to the camera before running across rooms over rooms and finally reaching one of her classmates' rooms.

"Oh, she is not here? Pfft—how could I forget! It's Sunday, after all. She might be visiting her favorite place on this island!" Since the girl that she searched is not in her room, Igarashi bid her farewell to the girls' dormitory and visited her next destination.

"Guys, I have good news for you who are curious why I'm so high-spirited today! Guess what, Mister altocumulus is so kind to me that he covers the sky, added by the blows from the youthful wind to Divine Reborn Island! Nostradamus would be angry if his weather prediction today is wrong, so the La Niño wind must blow today! What if the wind doesn't obey, and the La Niña wind that blows today would be that soooo awesome?!?! Haha, science joke!!!" She said happily, unaware that none of the audience thought her science joke was funny.

To reach the boys' dormitory, Igarashi needed to walk across a tall indoor bridge that connected both dormitories. As she arrived in front of the boys' dormitory building, Igarashi happily continued rambling towards the audience through her camera.

" It's the day where my other three classmates and I introduce ourselves to you guys! Awesome, yeah?"

Not many boys come out of their rooms on a lazy Sunday morning. Most of them are still sleeping, unlike one guy Igarashi had known for a long time. "Knock! Knock! Igarashi's coming! Open the door, please!"

Not patient enough to wait for the guy to open his room, Igarashi jumped over and over, telling the audience, "You will like this guy if you're muscle and bara fangirls... Uhm, is that the right words to refer to guys who have perfect abs in Japanese...?" While still wondering, tadaaa, here he comes.

"Igarashi...? You come so early. Did something happen?" Boom!! Igarashi zooms her camera on those beautiful pecs and abs of the guys. Apparently, he had just finished showering, judging from how wet his hair and six-pack were. “ABSSSS!!!!! WUOOHHHH!" The guy raised his eyebrows and didn't understand why Igarashi was so excited about taking videos of his bare wet abs in the morning.

"Did you know that you're naked?! Didache, did cha, did'cha?! Because I've shown it to the audience! Oh, all of the fangirls would be sooo dang happily!" As Igarashi takes shots of the boys, he looks so confused until he just notices that he wore nothing except his long pants and towel on his shoulder. "Haha, it looks like I just noticed. I'll get myself clothes to wear. It shouldn't be long."

"Yippie! Are you girls happy? I hope you are!" Shouted Igarashi in her mind. She giggled and imagined how happy the fangirls among the audience were. This friend of hers is one of the most attractive boys with many fangirls around the academy in her class.

"Yo." The boy came out of his room, wearing his usual outfit that didn't match his Super High School Level talent. "Say hi to the camera! You remember what we should do today, right?!" Igarashi, with her camera, stood five feet away from the boy, aiming her camera at him.

Listening to Igarashi's word, the boy smirked, adjusting his tie and hat. "Of course, I remember. This is the day where I should totally look cool and charming, isn't it?" The girl smiled and nodded, giving him a thumbs-up as he could start his introduction now.

"Though I'm not looking like it, I'm the Super High School Level Karate Master, Tenohira Tsuyoshi. Don't mind tagging along with me anytime. I like to interact with new people." Tenohira grandiosely ended his introduction with a seductive wink that could melt all normal girls' hearts, except for Igarashi, who doesn't understand romance.

"Good job!" Said Igarashi in fluent English, approaching Tenohira and giving him a light tap on his shoulder. "Though you should notice that your prince charming attitude might kill all of your fangirls!" Tenohira laughs at the pinkette's comment, carefreely creating and directing a "v" sign with his fingers to the camera. "Haha, that'd be bad. People are dying so easily nowadays. Then I guess I'll end that act to preserve more life."

"Tenohira-kun, just by looking at you, I feel pity towards normies who hated themselves for being ugly. Ah! But some people don't look very good, but are still famous! Scientists, especially the mad ones, often have scary-looking faces, but their works are lovely!" Tenohira looked curious. It was about to ask which "mad" scientist matched Igarashi's description, until suddenly someone bumped his back, dramatically falling behind after hitting Tenohira's sturdy body.

"O-ouch... It hurts...." Tenohira turned his back after he felt something bumping into him while Igarashi aimed her camera at the falling person. "Oi, are you okay?" The Super High School Level Karate Master squatted beside him. Through a single glance at the boy, he could recognize him.

"Kid...? What are you doing this early? I thought you were still sleeping." The fallen boy was revealed as Kid, one of Igarashi's beloved classmates. "Yeah! You're right! Kid-kun, you should go to sleep now. It's not good for your health to be awakened at this time, judging from your hobby, to sleep very late!" Igarashi commented, still aiming
her camera towards Kid.

"Huh...? Tsuyoi-kun...? Arashi-chan...?" Kid took Tenohira's hands and stood up, blinking at his two classmates, curious. "Perfect timing! Let's do an introduction section with you, Kid-kun! C'mon, say somethin'!" The pinkette excitedly aims her camera at Kid, who suddenly gripped both of Tenohira and Igarashi's hands. Without warning, Kid took Tenohira and Igarashi to run with him from the boy's dormitory.

" Wh-what's happening?!" Didn't want her camera to be loosened from her hands, Igarashi tried her best to keep up with Kid's steps. "Save the introduction for later, Arashi-chan! Our priority now is to run from the angry crowds!!!”

Just after they escaped from the boy's dormitory, the three of them could hear screams echoing through the dormitory "KIIIIIIDDDD KRUEEEEEEGGGGGGGEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!" Igarashi and Tenohira could feel their feet fly away one inch from the Earth upon listening to those frightening screams echoing through the dormitory. "Oy... You are not doing that again, aren't you?" A drop of sweat ran down from Tenohira's sweats, telling him that something bad had happened. Yet, Kid only smiles playfully.

"Oy, "Konoyarou!" Return my precious pendant!" "Fucking hell. That's my first time receiving a love letter! Give it back!" "I will hunt you down to hell if it's necessary to get back my lego collection from you!" All those screams are terrifying, and each person is filled with murder intent. Tenohira kept running while holding Igarashi's hands, trying to record the heart-throbbing chase.

"Oh my God, guys!! The plot is thicking as we now help the criminal Kid, who apparently snatches all of the mobster students' precious belongings! What could happen after this?!?!?!" Igarashi strangely enjoyed this chase more than she should have. Tenohira is a pacifist trying to think about how to calm down the angered crowds while trying to concentrate on his step.

"Arashi-chan, now it's the time for me to shine!" Kid suddenly stopped running, prompting Igarashi to follow his action. "What are you going to do? Don't tell me that you want to surrender to them. It's not like you at all, Kid... but I'll support you to the fullest if you do. Use me as a shield." Tenohira, who is super protective of his friend, stands in front of Kid, intending to block attacks that may be delivered to Kid after this.

"Hehe... Don't you worry, Tsuyoi-kun. I know you're very tsuyoi, but let me solve my problem! Just give me a chance one time in eternity." The Super High School Level Collector, with all of his pride, stands against the crowd who hated him so much. Igarashi has already prepared to record this dramatic introduction section.

"Hold your ground, you lowly peasant. As I, Kid Krueger, the Super High School Level Collector, vowed I would never do any single crime marked from today, and I will bear the burden of being a criminal after all these years." The youthful winds breeze through Kid and his surroundings, creating a dramatic scene where his black cape dramatically floats in the air. The crowd's protest managed to be utterly silenced by Kid's statement, which he also used as an introduction section to the audience through Igarashi's recorder.

"Huh? After all of this, you finally say that things? Pathetic." "Yeah, return our precious belongings if you want our forgiveness!" "Not only that, in return for thieving our belongings for years, the most fitting punishment for you is public humiliation!" "If that's not enough, cut his hands! Behead him if it is necessary!"

The crowds, standing far from them, loudly scream for justice, to punish the criminal Kid Krueger. Igarashi does not see this coming at all. "H-hey... aren't they going a bit far and wild...? K-Kid-kun...? U-uhmm..." At times like this, she would bite her fingers excessively instead of thinking about something. Still, for the sake of her friend's life, Igarashi must devise a great idea.

"So it comes to this in the end..." Kid wasn't expecting too much from this matter's outcome and tried to accept his fate. He looked a little sad, though, or did he? "I... I'm sorry, everyone... My time with all of you is over... I... I will not be able to continue to live in this world anymore... I will receive my divine punishment shortly." Kid smiles weakly at Tenohira and Igarashi. It looks like today is The End of Kid Krueger.

Tenohira walked behind him and lightly tapped Kid's right shoulder. His eyes showed a hint of great sadness and loss, making Igarashi tear up. "Are you sure?" The taller guy asked, answered with an immediate, firm nod full of determination. "B-but can we think of something besides execution?! K-Kid-kun, how about you just return all of their belongings? We could create peace only by that action, y-yes!?" Igarashi's hands began to shake as she desperately tried to prevent Kid from jumping into certain death.

The crowd, slowly but surely, approaching Kid, wanted him to be punished as soon as possible with their own hands. "This is unjust. We should bring Sasahara with us, but he's not in the school area at this time... Let me lend my body and strength to protect you if that's the case." Tenohira said, again gallantly standing up for his friend. Igarashi can't focus on recording what's happening again as she wants to join Tenohira in protecting her friend. "Yeah! Let me protect you too, Kid-kun! For the sake of our friendship!" Igarashi rejoined the party, now ready to become a shield for her precious classmate.

Igarashi's recorder shows that the crowds become wilder and try to attack the three of them all at once. As long as they could punish Kid and get their precious belongings back, none other than matters for them. "Ahahaha... I'm sorry, guys, this introduction section is not supposed to be this bloody. I might be missing a person to introduce on this segment, but I have to cut it now... Fare—" Before Igarashi finished her last line, Kid immediately snatched her recorder and placed it in his right hand, shooting what he saw beneath his eyes.

" Don't cut it out there, Arashi-chan. Because the show won't end now!" Kid let out his devilish smile and aimed the recorder towards the crowd. His act totally confuses Igarashi there. "Oh, look at those creepy faces! It freaks me out!" He said, completely a fake reaction.

"Screw you! We're not joking this time! We'll drag you to hell and kill you many times there! Now admit your crime and return our belongings!" Kid silently watched them while Tenohira was about to be ready to face all of the crowds. He had something in mind and whispered his plan to Tenohira and Igarashi's ears. His plan is so evil that the Karate Master and the Storm Chaser's bodies stiffen. Like, Tenohira's facial expression says that "Have a friend like you makes me tired." while Igarashi's is " I'm not sure if we could see another day if we continue to \*play\* this kind of game, Kid-kun... I can't even calculate the success percentage rate of this plan...."

It looks like now's the perfect time to make the crowds more fuelled with hatred towards the Super High School Level Collector, so he thought to make the situation more dangerous than before.

Kid let out a devilish grin, sticking out his tongue, smacking his butt to the crowds, "Pfft-- as if I will do such a pitiful thing! Ha! Ha! Ha!” .......................... A moment of silence occurred until everyone could hear someone's neck cracking. One, two, three, four, five, and lots, lots of them. All of the crowds are triggered by Kid's mocking words.

"Let's do it, everyone. Let's kill that bastard here and now." What a pitiful weakling, Kid thought. He already told Tenohira and Igarashi to run with him again.

"UWOOOOOHHHH!!!!" Kid's mischief could somehow unite that crowd of mobsters' hearts to become one with one goal: to snatch Kid's life from his body. Do not want to waste any second. Kid, followed by Tenohira and Igarashi, managed to walk the first step into other countless steps, trying to escape from the hunt.

"Kid, I thought you were capable of solving your own problem. Your action betray your words, huh?" Said Tenohira, who managed to run a step forward in front of Kid. "Hehe... I wonder?" Kid grinned like an innocent while recording the hunt behind him. "Kid-kun! Let me tell you. This is too much for me, but when I compare this to my storm chasing experience, I think this one is like a survival test. So I must endure! With three of us survive!”

"Ha, ha, ha, ha! What nice words to say, Arashi-chan! It definitely boosts my morale! Now everyone, go into our favorite hiding place!" Kid hopped into Tenohira's back since he had enough of running and decreasing his stamina. Tenohira and Igarashi have athletic bodies, so he trusted his body onto Tenohira's back while recording the crowds.
Tenohira and Igarashi know what Kid means as "their favorite hiding place," two of them immediately set off to that place using a hidden route that the crowd eventually lost sight of.

"Have we lost them...?" Igarashi asked while hiding behind a building with Tenohira and Kid, panting heavily after running for like one hour nonstop. "The hidden route is so effective that they lost us. Glad that Kid suggested hiding in this place." After a long time of running together, Tenohira rested his body on the ground, laying his back to the building's wall.

"Do you know where we are now, our dear audience? Here, let me show you the place!" Ignoring Igarashi and Tenohira, who is on a break after running for like one thousand miles for the entire day, Kid started to wander. He acknowledged this place since he visited this place frequently with his classmates.

"This place is called Mugen no Shukufuku Shrine, a perfect place for you who want to pray to Kami-sama! Apparently, one of my classmates serves this shrine!" Kid explained to the audience happily, wandering from one point to another.

"Hmh? It's very crowded there... It seems they are building stands here. Here, isn't that interesting?!" Kid ran towards the crowd, aiming the recorder towards everyone standing. He was so enchanted by how hard-working everyone was in building the stand. Nakama power rules.

"Oopsy daisy! I forgot that I also brought Tsuyoi-kun and Arashi-chan here. They would probably be worried about me!" After satisfying his needs, Kid intended to return to where he should be waiting, until suddenly he was attacked from behind.

"Ha! Caught you off guard, you bastard!" The one who attacked him was one of the mobster crowd who effortlessly tried to catch him earlier. Now that he was tackled to the ground, the rest of the mobsters surrounded him, so he couldn't escape their grasp. Unfortunately, the recorder fell and was not in his reach.

"Ah... Damnit... Look's like I'm totally lost here. Oh well!" Kid who showed no resistance tied by the mobster, his hands and feet. "Haha, like what you feel now? I hope you'll receive your punishment with that stupid smile on your face!" Their laughter became their own victory cry, and they finally were able to finish their hunt. However, the hard-working workers disliked the mobster's appearance in the shrine area since they disturbed the existed harmony in that place.

"What?! You don't like what you look like?! Then why do you fucking bother to look at us! We'll fucking kill all of you if you dare to disturb us!" The crowd mobster, with arrogance, shows no fear, making the workers dissipate their will to stop the commotion. Retaining Kid, the crowd mobster planned to exit the shrine before someone came.

"What's with this commotion?" A girl in a shrine maiden's outfit, followed by two other maidens behind her, came to the crowds from the main shrine building. The girl, supposed to be the superior maiden, took Igarashi's fallen recorder from the ground, observing it for a moment. "A recorder...? Why this one is so familiar...? Is this Igarashi-san's?"

The two subordinates maiden heard the commotion made by some renowned Heavenly Born Academy students. She reported this shocking news to their superior. What a shame. It's the same academy that the superior maiden attended. The superior told one of her subordinates to record anything that happened after this using Igarashi's recorder, which she easily recognized. After all, she remembered that today was supposed to be when she introduced herself to the audience.

"Heh? Hey, look, guys. Isn't this shrine maiden a chick that acts so holy and what brainless people called as \*blessed\* by God? Please don't laugh at my command. Laugh her off anytime, anywhere!" Laughter let out from the shameless students' mouths. Everyone thought that this was beyond the boundary, and these students needed some hard spanking.

However, the superior maiden wasn't angry at all. She tried calming the workers down as she wanted to persuade the students to leave the shrine at peace.

"Young gentleman, please let me introduce myself. I'm Reimiya Inori, the Super High School Level Shrine Maiden who is also a current guardian of this shrine. We hope that you solve the existing problem with cool-head without disturbing the summer festival preparation. You have my deepest gratitude.."

"Ooh! It's Rei-chan! What perfect timing!!" Kid thought on his mind, also thinking that her introduction section would be an exciting one. "Rei-chan! Over here! Yahoooo!" Kid shouts could be heard from the crowds, there he is, with his hands and feet tied, but his childish grins never ceased even though he was trapped in this trying situation.

"Hmmh...? Isn't that... Kid-san?" Reimiya wondered and immediately clarified her suspicion. Why he was tied in the beginning?... Oh... Oh! Now I see what the problem is. "Everyone, may I make a request? Could you please free the kid over there so I can help solve the problem? It'd be most appreciated.”

"Fuck you, we will not do that at all. Act holy as much as you want. We won't give this guy to anyone until he got his punishment." "Yeah, we'll wreak havoc in this place if you disagree with us!" "Boom!! Total destruction!" The shameless students stupidly won't receive Reimiya's wise and fair request. How disappointing.

Moreover, they began to destroy the hard-working, hard worker's stands. They were so powerful that some who showed resistance were easily knocked off.

"...... May God show you mercy...." Suddenly, like the sky has swiftly fallen down to the Earth, and finally the dead coming back from their grave, a dark aura surrounds Reimiya completely, giving the impression that she is ready to go on a murder rampage. "Oh, you must be shitting me! Rei-chan is upset!" When's the last time Reimiya was pissed at Kid that he pisses his pants? It was a long time ago that he didn't want to remember it at all.

"Hey! Don't you dare lay your hands on the weak!" Shouted a girl from a stand, with a bunch of kids standing as her army right beside her. "Heh...? What did you just say...? You wanted to beat us with only a bunch of weaklings...?" "Laugh it off! Laugh it off! Don't give a shit anymooooreee". (Sing this in "Let it Go" reff) The girl sang this song happily in her mind, smiling slyly at the crowd mobster.

The girl was revealed as Igarashi and secretly has a secret weapon behind her back. "Alright, kids, show them what you've got! FIRE!, or in this case, WATER!" After her words echoed through the shrine ground, kids started to shoot fire water from their toy guns, throwing the mobster balls of water and shooting them with water from the pipe.

“Bleurgrhhfakhaifuckkk!!!” The mobsters were trying to catch the kids who began to escape their attack. "Ha! H2O in your face!" Igarashi still busied herself in shooting water at all of them, all according to her scientific strategy. “Now, second wave, attack!” After the kids withdraw from the battlefield, the adults begin to throw smoke bombs, causing the surrounding area to be shrouded with smoke. She didn't want to give them a chance to break free anymore. It's time to end this stupid hunt.

"O-oy! We can't see anything here!" The mobster panicked. Not only was their body wet, their vision reduced to only five centimeters ahead, not realizing that a monster was standing firmly among the group.

"Alright. I'll begin my training session here. I promise I won't break any of your guys' bones." The "monster," said in his fighting stance. "One," He gently lands a punch on a mobster's chest, knocking him in one punch. "Two," He proceeds to land another countless punch to all of the crowds using his karate technique, effectively beating them into submission.

The smoke becomes clear and shows all the mobsters were already beaten into submission by none other than the Super High School Level Karate Master, Tenohira. "That was rather swift." He calmly adjusted his tie and rejoined with his classmates.

"We did it, everyone!" Igarashi, followed by the others, scream their victory cry. What a wonderful Sunday morning that they had. Among the happy crowds, Reimiya thanked her classmates for saving the day and calmly walked to the seemingly the leader of the lifeless-like shameless students who was lying on the ground.

Reimiya sits beside the student, placing her soft hand on the student's hair. "May God show you the way..." Reimiya has already cast away all of her anger, showing the faithless student her softness in her voice, a gentle touch on his hair, praying that God would give all of the shameless student heart of forgiveness, to forgive his evil friend.

"Wh-what...? Are, are you, an "angel"?" The fateless student's hand reached out to Reimiya's hands, touching them for a moment, slowly being addicted to it. "You're an angel, aren't you?! I-I'm going to steal you then... If I have you, I will forgive that kid easily."

That faithless student was very enchanted by Reimiya's words and beauty that all of her good traits made the student become, uhm... aroused? Before Reimiya could recognize that the boy was trying to molest her, a kick knocked the student unconscious.

" Don't you dare to steal my precious friend!" The one who laid a hard kick to the fateless student was none other than Kid, who has been freed by Reimiya's subordinates. "Yo, Rei-chan! Thank you for coming to my aid! You guys too, Tsuyoi-kun, Arashi-chan!" Igarashi now has her recorder in her hand, with Tenohira standing beside him.

"Yahooo!!! This one adventure surely makes my heart-throbbing. Don't you guys also feel this excitement, audience?! {Igarashi excitedly shoots Kid's smiling face, hugging Reimiya tightly while she was whispered by Tenohira about something serious.

"What are you guys talking about!? Tell me! Tell me!" Kid wanted to listen to their whispering so badly that he jumped into Tenohira's back. Igarashi, who has already waited for this last moment of the last section of today's introduction, steps away from her classmates, aiming her recorder camera at them.

" We're going to capture you, Kid, don't do something reckless unless you want to be harmed by my hands." Kid who didn't see this coming was easily captured by Tenohira, gripping his arms tightly. At the same time, Reimiya's subordinates proceed to tie him again.

"H-hey! What's this?! I thought we were friends! Friends don't betray friends!" Using only brute force can't help him escape as he was completely tied. "This is for your own good Kid-san, be good for now." Felt like they've already secured the source of the problem. Kid ended up being tied again, so Igarashi was about to close the introduction segment.

"Well, that's it for today, guys! It's been fun! Who's your favorite until now--~? Me, Tenohira-kun, Kid-kun, or Reimiya-san!? I guess it'll be a tough choice, yes~? Alrighty, I'm Igarashi! Heading o—” “WAAAAAAAIIIIIIITTTT”

Igarashi's closing line was interrupted by Kid desperately trying to break free. "We're not done yet, Arashi-chan. I was about to say something important to the audience!" The pinkette turned her camera to record Tenohira, who immediately put a high cautious towards Kid's action. At the same time, Reimiya had already left the group to help the hard-working people rebuild their destroyed stand.

"I won't let you move, you know." Tenohira purposely sitting beside him, make sure that Kid won't ever move from his current spot.

"Nah, I just wanted to tell you that all your actions will be paid for! Betrayal is not allowed in friendship after all! Ha, Ha, Ha." Kid devilishly laughed towards his precious classmates who wondered what's the meaning behind his word.

"Ladies, and gentlemen! I repeat this once again. I'm Kid Krueger, the infamous Super High School Level Collector. Be aware! I might steal your heart and add it to my collection! Please don't forget that!" Even though he has no freedom in moving, no one prohibited him from shutting his mouth, one of his most dangerous weapons.

"H-heh... S-So, You only wanted to repeat your introduction, yes, Kid-kun? S-somehow... I feel that something bad might've happened..." What Igarashi felt came true as they witnessed Reimiya running to the three of them, panicking. "" Minna"... Run if you want to save your life, stay if you want to be slain. People are angry after they lost some of their belongings... and they suspect Kid as the culprit behind this crime." Reimiya panting heavily, pointing to the people that were angered towards Kid.

"...Did you really do that, Kid?" Surprisingly, Tenohira despised fight and crime, asking the mischievous Kid with a gentle smile, or rather a smile that you showed to a troublesome person who is very precious to you. It seems that he completely understands what kind of person Kid is. As for the return, Kid smiled brightly and pointed out his black limousine that appeared out of nowhere on the road using his nose.

"Ha, ha, ha. I've already warned all of you, right? Be aware of your belongings when you're with me!" Without wasting any time, Tenohira brought Kid on his shoulder and began their escape once again, followed by Igarashi, who seemed so pumped up with their continuing adventure.

"HEY! STOP! GIVE BACK OUR GOODS!" The crowds were managed to be stopped by Reimiya and some of the shrine maidens momentarily. "Kid-san... I wish my deeds could bring you back to light..." She shrugs but later develops a smile, a forgiving smile. Somehow, she wanted to protect her classmate, who had done nothing but evil until now. Maybe because they shared a strong bond, she disbanded her duty as a shrine maiden? Who knows.

"To the Kidmobile!" The seemingly-innocent Kid ordered, laughing happily as they walked down the stairs to the shrine. "" Yare yare"... Why am I doing this, I wonder?" Tenohira asked this question to himself, very curious why this kid he brought on his shoulder had a unique charm that forced him to keep protecting him.

"I never thought that this kind of adventure is terrifying, yet super fun! I should try mischievous adventures like this frequently!" Igarashi followed them from behind, moving her recorder to the outstanding.

These three students shared a strong bond: they risked their lives to protect their precious classmates. Well, isn't friendship just very wonderful?

"Okay, guys, this is all from us! There are still eight of our friends that will introduce themselves to you! We promise that we'll meet again in the future, on another adventure! This is Igarashi, heading out!”
**On translation progress**

**TBA**

## Trivia

* Here's some of the Japanese word translation used in the character introduction:
	+ *Konoyarou!* (この野郎！) means "You bastard!"
	+ *Minna* (皆) means "Everyone."
	+ *Yare yare* (やれ やれ) is an expression when you let out a sigh of relief like "Whew!"
	+ *Tsuyoi* (強い) means "strong", a pun created by Kid based on Tenohira's first name *Tsuyoshi*, who has a similar meaning to *Tsuyoi*.
	+ *Arashi* (嵐) means "storm". Kid took this nickname from Igarashi's last name.
	+ *Rei* (灵) means "spirit". Kid took this nickname from Reimiya's last name.