Asses

## Origins

The first time ass was mentioned in the server was a conversation about whether Miles Edgeworth has a fat ass or not on April 4th. User Dyll Pyckle replied to an image of Edgeworth saying: "Zero ass tho" Which prompted a brief conversation about whether or not Edgeworth has ass. At this time however, the conversation about asses died off.

The first important time ass was mentioned was by user Catcow when she said: "my cousins initials are ASS which was certainly a choice". This was the following conversation.

After this the server became obsessed with talking about Edgeworth's fat ass. Eventually the asses of other characters were also included in conversation, but Edgeworth's ass was always the most talked about ass.

## Ass Art

There have been multiple asses drawn for the server by Catcow. Currently there are 3 finished asses: Edgeworth (Assworth), Phoenix (Phoenass), and Blackquill (Assquill). Asses currently in the queue to be drawn are: Gregory Edgeworth, Orla, Shelly DeKiller, Van Zieks, Desiree Delite.

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Catcow's iPad

Work on Assworth started on April 8th. It took Catcow 4 h 13 m to complete. This was the first installation of the ass series and is both a sticker and emoji on the server. Assworth is the most iconic of the asses regardless of whether it is the best ass drawing or not.

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Catcow's iPad

Work on Phoenass began April 18th. It took Catcow 8 h 29 m to finish. Phoenass is the second ass of the series and is also both a sticker and emoji on the server. Phoenass is the first ass to include the character's head and more of a dynamic pose. It was also the first time Catcow streamed progress in the server.

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Catcow's iPad

Assquill was created April 30th. It took 16 h 54 m to complete. Assquill is the third work in the asses series is also a sticker and emoji. Assquill is the first ass to include the full face of a character and most of the coloring was streamed in the server.

## The Ass Tier List

### Origin

The ass tier list started on April 24th when Catcow, Rea, and Nny decided it would be fun to rank the Ace Attorney character's asses. On call they started streaming a tier maker. At some point Grafi saw the stream preview and asked in chat if it was an ass tier list then joined the call. Not long after MayinDecember asked the same question and also joined. For the next hour and half they ranked the asses of every Ace Attorney character; even the ones from the Professor Layton crossover.... why....

### Debate

The ass tier list has garnered much debate about the rankings of asses. The status of Kazuma's ass came under scrutiny as well as a few other irrelevant characters. Any disagreement doesn't matter though because the counsel of ass decided collectively on each ranking and the final results are not up for debate. If you, yes you, have a problem with the following rankings then you can eat shit and cry about it.

### Tier Explanations

**Concave:** Such a lack of ass that it could be described as your body sucking your ass back into itself.

**Bony:** Ass is less ass than it is bone.

**Flat:** Technically there is an ass but its flat as a pancake. Sorry for your loss.

**Ass:** There is an ass. It exists. It is average.

**Plump:** Got a nice lil behind going on there. Congrats you have a nice ass!

**Fat ass (derogatory):** Indeed there is a huge ass, however the vibes the ass gives off are stank. You have been blessed with a great ass but it is still a derogatory ass.

**Fat ass:** Damn son thats a phat ass. That is more than just a nice ass. This is a grade A, absolute prime cut of ass. Jeez share some with the rest of us.

**Dumpy:** Absolute dump truck ass just so huge it knocks shit off shelves at the store as you turn around. People turn to stare at that ass because it generates an almost magnetic pull. This ass is so big moons could orbit it.

**Edgeworth:** Only one man can ever attain this tier. His ass is so fat that it puts all other asses to shame. This ass shouldn't even be on this tier list because it is incomparable to other asses, it is simply on an entire different playing field. Ass so fat, so juicy, so awe inspiring you could make a religion out of it. Hell, I would worship that ass. I don't even think human language can produce words to describe this ass, my description is no where near good enough to describe it. I would kill many many people if that ass commanded me to do so. I would dedicate my life to that ass. Ass could bring civilizations to ruin, kings to their knees, and make grown men cry. This ass could at the same time bring world peace and end wars. There can be no conflict when you all agree that this ass is the greatest creation that has ever or will ever exist. All hail our lord and savior, Miles Edgeworth's ass.