Anti-Horny Bill

## Episode(s)

*The Prequel Turnabout*

The **2029 Anti-Horny Bill** was a bill created by President Barack Obama, which was believed to be the motive for the murder of him.

## Purpose

As its name suggests, the bill banned everything considered horny. Notably, this included all body pillows. According to Don'tAtmey, Miu Iruma would've been executed via firing squad if the bill was passed, suggesting this would be the bill's punishment for horniness.

## President Obama's murder

*Main article: The Prequel Turnabout*
Sometime around April 2029, Obama signed off on the Anti-Horny Bill. On April 20, 2029, Obama was shot to death. At the time of the murder, Stealphie was bringing the bill to Congress. In addition, Lauren and Protagonist were both supposed to testify in Congress against the bill that day, though ultimately neither showed up to testify. clem was arrested for Obama's murder, and during his trial, Prosecutor Vogel100 claimed that clem had killed Obama because his anti-horny policies could harm his attempts at obtaining a girlfriend. Later in the trial, Apollo Justice accused Lauren of being the culprit behind Obama's murder, arguing that as she owned a body pillow, she would have ample motive to commit the crime.

The next day, pichuis, who decried the bill as a "massive erasure of our culture", told Justice that Obama's death was being used to try to push the bill through as a "final memoir". During Justice's investigation, he learned of Lauren and Protagonist's intent to testify and their failure to attend, and then discovered Protagonist's body. In the trial the next day, Lauren was convicted of Obama and Protagonist's murder, with Protagonist being named as Lauren's co-conspirator before she had killed him to silence him.

After the trial was over, Querco Alba woefully asked why Obama, who had been horny for Alba twenty years before, had created the bill. Justice theorized that Obama had created the bill as Alba hadn't accepted him, causing him to hate the concept of horniness. Soon after, clem announced that he would run for president, against the pro-anti-horny bill Stealphie. He also told Justice about smirkhuman. According to clem, the people in charge of the election had told him that smirkhuman was a terrorist organization that hated the government, and specifically horny people. Obama was theorized to be a member of smirkhuman, and it was likely that they would try to kill clem; as such, clem joined Justice as his personal assistant so Justice could protect him.

## Partisans of the bill

### Known supporters

* Barack Obama
* Stealphie

### Known anti-supporters

* Apollo Justice
* clem
* Lauren
* pichuis
* Protagonist

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 **Apollo:** You were busy?
**Stealphie:** have you heard of president obama's anti-horny bill?
it's an official bill banning anything considered horny
it's been in the works for a while, i was just bringing it to whatever building laws are made in
*Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney 4.* Don'tAtmey. Episode: *The Prequel Turnabout*. 2021.
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 **Vogel100:** Obama had recently signed away on a ban on all body pillows
It's called the 2029 Anti-Horny Bill.
While clem doesn't own any body pillows, he'd been vocally asking for a gf online recently
**clem:** Please give me gf
Any gf
**Vogel100:** A president who was vocally against horny people wqould be bad for his girlfriend attempts
So he shot the president to death!
*Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney 4.* Don'tAtmey. Episode: *The Prequel Turnabout*. 2021.
3. ↑ https://i.imgur.com/HKccCKT.png
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 **Stealphie:** some kid was supposed to testify against the anti-horny law, but they instead snuck up here to steal a forklift
average horny person, amirite
we dont actually know anything about this room, since the owner is Querco.
wait
i guess you might want to know about the vanishing man
**Apollo**: Vanishing man?
**Stealphie:** Protagonist
quercos aide
he was also pretty vocally anti-anti-horny bill
he was supoosed to testify too
*Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney 4.* Don'tAtmey. Episode: *The Prequel Turnabout*. 2021.
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 **pichuis:** such a massive erasure of our culture
and now theyre using obamas death to try to push the bill through as a final memoir
politicians have no respect for the lives of anyone but themselves
*Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney 4.* Don'tAtmey. Episode: *The Prequel Turnabout*. 2021.
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 **clem:** im running against stealphie, whos still obsessed with that stupid anti-horny bill
doesnt that girl know how STUPID that would be
horny based
**Apollo:** Yeah
*Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney 4.* Don'tAtmey. Episode: *The Prequel Turnabout*. 2021.