Mario (Supermarioglitchy4)

Mario Mario, also known as Master Mario by Toadsworth, Red by Meggy (also see here), and Gayrio in Two Evil Friends, is a major protagonist of Supermarioglitchy4. He appears in almost every SMG4 episode, as well as every SMG4 season. He is jokingly stated to be overweight to the point where the scales ended up exploded in one episode. Contrary to the Mario's Nintendo-ish personality, SMG4's Mario is portrayed as a very stupid and r\*tarted guy (according to everyone else) who enjoys his spaghetti no matter what.

First appearance: The Cake Is a Lie! (2011)

Last classic appearance: SSENMODNAR DELUXE

## Origin

Mario's origin in the SMG4 universe is convoluted and thus virtually unknown, due to contradictory information. The most popular story of Mario's origins are inThe (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario. In this episode, Mario was born around 1928 (tho this may be a joke or/an exaggeration). However, his unknown father was apparently disgusted at Mario's appearance and tried to kill him with a combat knife to "prevent it from laying eggs." This incident was accidentally photographed by either his mother or a doctor for his celebration card, where he was mistaken for a girl. Instead of being happy though, his parents abandoned him on an alley (it was possible that it was the father's idea and the mother was reluctant) and sped off, accidentally crashing and presumably dying. As a result, Mario grew up without any parental love, resulting in his stupidity and selfishness. 2 years later, Mario was found and taken to an orphanage where he met Luigi and formed a bond with him (though Mario would occasionally mistreat him). When Mario and Luigi attended high school, Mario wasn't much of a great student but was nevertheless popular at the time. He, however, had a tendency to dance in the shower and it was also here where his spaghetti addiction started. At some point, he started taking drugs. These led to horrible consequences, however, and Mario started acting completely insane and weird, such as trashing an office and speaking in German despite being Italian, spooking his classmates on a pool, dancing on the roof, and finally burning the school down to the ground, much to the principal Larry Fattman's frustration and resulted in him hating the man forever. As a result, Mario's reputation hit rock bottom, and it would take 2 to 3 years before he recovered. Afterward, Mario and Luigi searched for a job and joined The Plumber Academy for Idiots, and though Mario did not graduate (as he apparently must have missed 3 years of class), he still got the job. Some years later, he was called by Princess Peach to help clean up her castle (or as she puts it, "clean her s\*\*\*"). There he met Bowser for the first time and traumatized the Koopa King by making him drop his sandwich. Ever since then, Mario visited the castle more often (though his stupid antics resulted in Toad, who initially liked him, to hate him and everyone else in the castle, turning the once-happy mushroom into the grumpy midget he is today). At some point, he also became Nintendo's mascot, but due to rumors about him taking drugs again, he was fired but retained his mascot status.

## Appearance

Mario wears a long-sleeved red shirt, blue overalls with yellow buttons, brown shoes, and gloves. He has a red cap, brown hair, a black mustache (that sometimes grows large), and blue eyes. He is shorter than his younger brother Luigi.

## Criminal Record

Throughout his misadventures, Mario has often broken the law in some episodes, either accidentally, out of sheer stupidity, or for a good reason. His latest criminal record is tax evasion.

* **Threatening**: On some occasions, Mario threatens to hurt people if they don't do what he says. The most infamous case was in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Youtube Mario? where he threatened to murder SMG4's family if the latter did not give him a shout-out on YouTube.
* **Arson**: In the (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario, he burned down the whole school to the ground due to how he was acting insane.

* **Reckless Driving**: Mario sometimes is very bad at driving, which leads to him accidentally causing chaos and killing people. The most recent example was in SMG4: Mario's Prison Escape, where he ran over a citizen with his kart.

* **Framing**: Mario constantly frames people (mainly Luigi) for things that he does just to save his own skin from a beatdown. An example was in a flashback to SMG4: Detective Mario & Pikachu, where he framed SMG4 for murder and made up a terrible excuse that he did it for winning a *Super Smash Bros.* match (he later used the same excuse at the end of the video when interrogated by Detective Pikachu as to why he stole Bowser's statue, causing the latter to throw him in lava and burn him alive in retribution).

And more crimes that can be found here.

## Trivia

* Mario has been shown to occasionally eat food from the dumpster.
* Mario is a tiny bit transparent when the SM64 model is used, this can be found in Mario the Waiter after Luigi goes to cook Mario's burrito with spaghetti in it, with the Pyro from TF2 being slightly distinguishable.
* SMG4 wiki page for Mario is here.