Upgrade Patch

Patches can be sewn into Enchanted Anarchist’s Battle Rattle to upgrade the item.

*Warning: Upgrade patches are fleeting items. You may remove them, but they will be destroyed in the process.*

## Earth Upgrade Patch (Small)

This patch depicts the planet Earth, which is currently under the regency of the Borant System.

Ahh, the planet earth. A whole lot of culture. A whole lot of spunk. So many dumbasses.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:

* +5% to Strength.
* Immunity from cloud-based attacks.

**Source**: Soft Vore Achievement - Platinum Spicy Box

## Skyfowl Upgrade Patch (Small)

This patch depicts the twelve flaming arrows the great Skyfowl hero Radiant Star shot into his grandfather in order to end the frozen time that plagued their world.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:

* +5% to Dexterity.
* +5% damage to all ranged projectiles.

**Source**: That's Not How You Use Arrows, Dumbass Achievement - Gold Ranged Weapon Box

## Bomb Upgrade Patch (Medium)

This patch is finely made from Spider Reaper Minion thread silk.

It’s a bomb. You blow shit up all the time. It’s appropriate you have a patch depicting it. This patch is finely made, which means all below upgrades are enhanced.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:

* +11% to Constitution.
* +6% damage to all explosives.
* +2 to the Dangerous Explosives Handling Skill.
* +15% Discount from traveling Spider Reaper Minion merchants.

**Source**: This Little Piggy Made a Boom Boom Achievement - Gold Spicy Box

## The Midnight Epicure Upgrade Patch (Medium)

Ah, yes. The Midnight Epicure. The Caprid Who Devours the Sky. This scary-ass fable is used to terrify children across the universe. Eat your dinner, or the Midnight Epicure will come eat it for you. He will not be satisfied by the meal and will in turn devour every child in the home. Best draw a picture of him and put it in your window to let him know you’re on to his tricks.

I’m pretty sure this fairy tale was devised by Big Therapy in order to keep themselves in work.

Over the cycles, the rather disturbing symbol of the Midnight Epicure, which is really just a racist caricature of an adult Caprid, developed into a ward against all night evils.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:

* Protection against Vampirism.
* Protection against Lycanthropy.
* +25% Magical damage against all sapient undead.

**Source**: Gold benefactor box from The Plenty

## Peace Upgrade Patch (Small)

This patch depicts a peace symbol. Ahh, isn’t that cute?

Fuck off, dirty hippie. Go be smelly somewhere else. The Grateful Dead sucked anyway. And so does Phish.

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:

* Neutral mobs are less likely to fall into aggro.
* +10% to Dexterity.
* +10% skill in playing the bongos.

**Source:** gold Pacifist Box for completing the seventh floor without killing anything.

## The Scavenger’s Daughter (Back Patch)

Upgrade Patch. Back Patch.

This is a divine item.

This is a unique item.

This is a fleeting item.

You may only affix one back patch at a time.

This patch depicts a pile of scary skulls, all stacked up nice and neat. I wonder if there’s a story there?

If this upgrade patch is affixed to an eligible garment, it will imbue the following upgrades:

All patch stat point benefits are doubled.

In addition:

* +25 points to Dexterity.
* +25 points to Strength.
* You will receive a notification every time a deity enters the area.
* The Climb benefit.
* The Soul Reaper benefit.
* The Mysterious Bone Key benefit.
* This patch will imbue additional, varying benefits when it is in the presence of divine entities.

Warning: Upgrade patches are fleeting items. You may remove them, but they will be destroyed in the process.

Warning #2! This is a divine item. This means it gains differing abilities, buffs, and possibly debuffs depending on your proximity to certain deities and demons. It makes for new and exciting combinations!

**Source:** Celestial Predator Box for killing all the hunters on the sixth floor.

## Book burners patch (medium)

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* Plus 15% intelligence
* The Book Burner benefit

**Source:** Gold Talk of the Town Box

## Upgrade Patch (Small)

This upgrade patch depicts a traveling Reaper Spider Minion merchant. These guys are known for their sense of humor, and I highly recommend the first thing you do the next time you meet one is to insult them. They’ll love it.

Affixing this patch to an eligible garment will imbue the following benefits:

Access to the Midnight Market. Safety or Sanity not guaranteed.

You will receive a notification if any traveling merchants are nearby.

Plus 5% to Dexterity.

Warning: Upgrade patches are fleeting items. You may remove them, but they will be destroyed in the process.