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Somebody's Gotta Do It

**Somebody's Gotta Do It** is the fifth song of the musical Spies Are Forever. It is performed by Joey Richter as Sergio Santos, Joe Walker as The Deadliest Man Alive, Mary Kate Wiles as Tatiana Slozhno and Curt Mega as Agent Curt Mega. The song is written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers.

## Gallery

DMA and SergioCurt and Tatiana both telling DMA and Sergio to give the bomb to them

## Lyrics:

SERGIO SANTOS:

Sorry I'm late guys, got a lot on my plate guys. It's hard to juggle work and life.

You see, tonight is date night, you guys can relate right? Gotta do this thing with the wife.

I know I seem like I am a real tough guy, man. But I'm actually... I'm pretty shy, man.

I do crime to provide for my family and no one else. These bombs ain't gonna sell themselves.

Somebody's gotta do it, you get it right? So it might as well be me.

They say do what you're good at and I'm good at this. But I wouldn't do it for free!

This is just a job and I do it to provide for my family.

Because somebody's gotta do it, so it might as well be me.

SERGIO(spoken):

Hey! Oh my bad, guys, I'm so sorry, today is my wedding anniversary, I had to run by my wife's favorite bakery before it...

THE DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE (spoken):

Sergio! Our business.

SERGIO (spoken):

There are bad guys, my man and then there are bad guys, my man!

DMA:

Can't you see how much I enjoy this?

I'd never avoid this 'cause, buddy, I'm a different breed.

This is my calling and though it's appalling, I love making people bleed!

They say that everybody's gotta make a living, but I'm just happy killing; it's so fulfilling.

Some people need to die and I'm happy to help. These people ain't gonna kill themselves.

SERGIO AND DMA:

Somebody's gotta do it, so it might as well be me.

DMA:

They say to do what you love and I love doing this. Hell, I'd even do it for free!

SERGIO AND DMA:

This is my job and I do it

DMA:

Very very passionately.

SERGIO AND DMA:

Somebody's gotta do it, so it might as well be me.

CURT MEGA:

Somebody's gotta do it. Looks like that someone has to be me.

You came here to do this, so do the job. Stop acting like a little...pussy.

TATIANA SLOZHNO:

Somebody's gotta do it!

CURT (spoken):

Wait, what?

TATIANA:

Time to sneak down secretly.What a surprise, they don't know anything! This is how a spy should be...

CURT:

Who's that woman?

SERGIO AND DMA:

Somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta do it!

CURT:

What's she doing?

SERGIO AND DMA:

Somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta do it!

Somebody's gotta do it. So it might as well be me.

**Extended lyrics only in the musical, not on the soundtrack**

SERGIO:

Oh! Please you don't gotta do it.

Don't ruin my anniversary.

I'm a good guy I'm a family man.

Don't make me go back to the bakery.

Ay dios mio!!

Don't do it.

This is just a job for me.

Please, you don't gotta do it.

Please!

I'm begging you, have mercy.
Brian Rosenthal

Brian is a founding member of Tin Can Brothers as well as StarKid Productions (A Very Potter Musical Trilogy, Apocalyptour). Writing/Producing Credits: Choose Our Destiny: Improv Adventure (Legendary Digital), Flop Stoppers (Buffer Festival, Newport Beach Film Festival), Idle Worship, Spies Are Forever, The Solve It Squad LA & Off-Broadway), and Wayward Guide. As an actor, he has appeared at regional theaters across the country, off-broadway, in national commercials, and in dozens of projects on the web. He has a BFA in acting from the University of Michigan.

## Brian Rosenthal

**FILM**

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1. ↑ https://www.tincanbros.com/#about
Sergio Santos

**Sergio Santos** is a character in Spies Are Forever and is portrayed by Joey Richter. He is a bomb seller who only appears in one scene, and features in the song ‘Somebody’s Gotta Do It’, alongside The Deadliest Man Alive. He’s shown to be a family man, which he says about himself, as has a box of pastries for his anniversary. Sergio asks for the autographs of both Curt Mega and the DMA, for his nephew Marco. He also appeared in the promotional video for the Spies Are Forever Kickstarter along with Dr. Baron Von Nazi and Ben Duties. He is assumed to be originally from Argentinia as his "compound" (which appears to just be a family home) in the promotional material is located in Buenos Aries.

## Gallery

Sergio asking DMA's autograph for his nephewSergio singing *Somebody's Gotta Do It* with DMASergio singing *Somebody's Gotta Do It* with DMASergio's original look in the promotional material
## Trivia

* For Somebody's Gotta Do It the Tin Can Bros requested Talkfine to write a "Cool Villian song" to fit with Sergio's original personality. Talkfine, however, wrote the funny, family man version of Somebody's Gotta Do It we know and love, resulting in his personality being changed
Henchman 1

One of the two "the deadliest men in the world" (himself)

**Henchman 1** is a minor character in Spies Are Forever and is portrayed by Lauren Lopez.

He, The Deadliest Man Alive and Henchman 2 are buying a bomb from Sergio Santos. When Sergio says "The Deadliest Man Alive... And Company", Henchman 1 expresses to the other henchman that he is getting sick of being called "And Company", especially since he has just as many kills as The Deadliest Man Alive. When Henchman 2 tells him DMA has killed 1147 people, which is one more than him, Henchman 1 shoots him to be tied with DMA. He declares himself and DMA "the deadliest *men* in the world", and wraps his arm around him. DMA says there can be only one, and stabs him in the neck with his pen.

## Gallery

Henchman 1 and Henchman 2Henchman 1 declares him and DMA the deadliest men in the worldHenchman 1 declares him and DMA the deadliest men in the world
One Step Ahead

**One Step Ahead** is the eighteenth song of the musical Spies Are Forever. It is performed by Joey Richter as Owen Carvour, Curt Mega as Agent Curt Mega, Mary Kate Wiles as Tatiana Slozhno, Tessa Netting as Barb Larvernor and Lauren Lopez as Mrs. Mega. The song is written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers.

## Gallery

Curt chasing Owen on a motorCurt chasing Owen in a speedboatOwen and Curt fighting with wooden sticksOwen and Curt fighting with swordsOwen and Curt shooting eachother using musketsMrs. Mega and Tatiana calling Barb at the same timeCurt chasing Owen hang gliding
## Lyrics

ALL:

It's time to buckle up, let's go.

There's an evil power to overthrow.

It's time to do or die.

It's time to stay alive.

It's time to be a spy, again.

CURT:

Time to decide who will be saved.

Who do you trust? Who do you betray?

Will I live to see tomorrow, or die another day?

OWEN:

One step ahead.

It's how it's always been.

No matter what you do, you'll always lose.

And I will always win.

One step ahead.

I'm sorry, my old friend.

But I'm still here, after all those years,

When you thought I was dead.

I was one step ahead.

CURT:

It's time to save the world, again.

OWEN:

Ooh, typical Curt.

And pretend to be a hero again?

CURT:

Typical jerk.

OWEN:

Ooh, sick burn.

CURT:

What happened to the man I knew?

OWEN:

It's a little late for an interview

BOTH:

Feeling a lot of déjà vu again.

CURT:

It's time for you to feel the heat.

OWEN:

Revenge is going to taste so sweet.

CURT:

Old buddy.

Owen:

Old pal.

BOTH:

We meet again.

One step ahead.

CURT:

You played me from the start.

OWEN:

Look at you, without a clue.

CURT:

You know you broke my heart.

BOTH:

One step ahead.

I'm sorry, my old friend.

OWEN:

Don't deny, I was the better spy

CURT:

I liked you better when you were dead.

Both:

One step ahead.

OWEN:

One step ahead.

CURT:

One step ahead.

OWEN:

That's how it's always been.

CURT:

Can't let you win.

OWEN:

I'm still here.

CURT:

After all those years.

OWEN:

And I'm better than you again.

CURT:

This is the end.

OWEN:

One step ahead.

CURT:

One step ahead.

OWEN:

No ones innocent.

CURT:

My friend.

You lost your mind.

OWEN:

And you've been blind.

BOTH:

And now we're at the end.

This is what you made me do.

This is it.

OWEN:

We're done.

CURT:

We're through.

BOTH:

I've nothing left to say to you.

So long

Farewell

Auf Wiedersehen

Adieu

Goodbye.
Miner Setback

**Miner Setback** is the third episode of the Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye YouTube series.

## Synopsis

Artemis tries to find a connection between the town’s recent tragedy and a slick mining executive. Meanwhile, Paul’s radical theory about werewolves creates a rift between him and his sister, leading to a dangerous investigation of his own.
Cut to the Chase Already!!

**Cut to the Chase Already** is the fourteenth episode of Spies Are Forever.

## Synopsis

VEHICLES AROUND THE WORLD/INTERNATIONAL WEAPONS MUSEUM/RUSSIAN WEAPONS FACILITY - Curt goes after Owen while Tatiana and Barb attempt to stop the activation of CHIMERA's surveillance system. It's the race of a lifetime!! Will our heroes prevail??

## Cast & Creative team

### Creative Team

* Book: Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, & Brian Rosenthal
* Music and lyrics: Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers
* Director: Corey Lubowich
* Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
* Scenic Design: Emmy Weldon
* Costume Design: Allison Dillard
* Lighting Design: Julien Elstob
* Sound Design: Matt Glenn & Mark Caspary
* Stage Manager: Rita Santos

## Songs

 Tessa Netting (spoken)
 Mary Kate Wiles (spoken)
Eric

**Eric Wilson** is a character in the Tin Can Brothers production This Could Be On Broadway. He is played by Brian Rosenthal. He is the senior, the cool and mysterious guy, and hides his feelings by acting chill. He does not get too invested in things, likes obscure musicals and is "like Timothée Chalamet in Lady Bug". Eric is also the older brother of Cole
Waiter

The **Waiter** is a minor character in Spies Are Forever and is portrayed by Brian Rosenthal. He works at the Richman's Casino in Monte Carlo.

When Curt mistakes him for The Informant and asks him for his gun, the Waiter thinks they're being robbed, and calls for security. Curt paralyses or poisons him with his watch. The Waitress has to cover his shift later on.

## Gallery

The Waiter singing Eyes on the Prize II with the other casino staff
Benjamin

Benjamin is a reoccurring character in the Callum Morrin Vlogs universe. Although his presence is important, it is widely believed that he is the personification of a glitch somewhere in the U1 timeline. This theory is is due to his connection to a character known as Uncle Donno, who claims Benjamin is a clone.

> **"It is what it is." - Benjamin**
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Benjamin is an enigma, a man who can live off of the pure hatred of Hungry Jacks' Yumbo Burger and furries alone. This is good considering his diet of country living and whisky, alongside a healthy dose of fighting spirit.

Not much is known of his connection to Uncle Donno, however it is believed the two are interchangeable, and inhabit the same body. This theory however has no substantial evidence.

## Appearance

Benjamin is really fucking tall. He has short brown hair with facial hair ranging from beard to stubble. His style is somewhere between someone into hardcore punk and Vaporwave. Usually he's on a motorbike going rreeeEEEAAAA RRRGGGGGG MEEEHHHHHH SSKKRTR GGHHHHHRRR

## Trivia

* He is not the Benjamin that flew that kite.
* Uncle Donno might just be Benjamin the more I think about it honestly.
* Actually you know what yeah that is probably the case.
* Benjamin mixes Bacardi with Sprite at a ratio that is capable of killing a normal human being.
Spies Are Forever (Song)

**Spies Are Forever** is the second song of the musical Spies Are Forever. It is performed by Mary Kate Wiles as Mystery Woman, Curt Mega as Agent Curt Mega, Joey Richter as Owen Carvour and Lauren Lopez as Cynthia Houston. The song is written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers.

## Lyrics:

> Woman: It's time to save the world again. It's time to get the girl again.
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> It's time to do or die, it's time to stay alive, it's time to be a spy again.
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> It's time to dance with Lady Luck, be the jury and the judge, it's time to put on your tux again!
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> Once a spy, always a spy, forever forever. The warmest hello to the coldest goodbye,
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> remember remember. Spies never die! Spies are...forever.
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> *Cynthia: (spoken) Mega! Where the hell are you?*
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> *Quit your tomfuckery and get me those nuclear weapon blueprints immediately!*
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> *Owen: (spoken) Consider it done, Cynthia.*
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> *Cynthia: (spoken) Is that Owen? Thank god!*
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> *Owen: (spoken) Gotta go!*
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> Woman: It's time to buckle up, let's go. There's an evil power to overthrow.
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> It's time to show 'em what you got, be the hero, take the shot. Do you want to live, yes or no?
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> It's time to decide who will be saved, who do you trust, who do you betray?
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> Will you live to see tomorrow or die another day?
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> *Barb: (spoken) Curt! Do you read me?*
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> *Curt Mega: (spoken) Barb!*
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> *Barb: (spoken) Photograph the blueprints with the camera in your watch*
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> *and they'll broadcast to my location.*
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> *Curt: (spoken) Eh, sounds like a snooze fest! Looks like we gotta blow this whole facility!*
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> *Barb: (spoken) Jeepers. Be safe Agents.*
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> Company: Once a spy, always a spy, forever forever.
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> The warmest hello to the coldest goodbye, remember remember. Spies never die...
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> Woman: Spies are forever!
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> Company: Spies are forever, spies are forever, spies are forever, spies are forever.
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> *Owen: (spoken) Pass me one of the charges, love.*
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> *Curt: (spoken) What's our record? Six minutes?*
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> *Owen: (spoken) I don't like that look in your eyes. Yes, six minutes.*
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> *Curt: (spoken) You love it. Do you think we can do it in five?*
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> *Owen: (spoken) Huh. Make it four.*
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> *Curt: (spoken) Atta boy! Three it is.*
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> Company: (underneath soloists) Spies are forever, spies are forever, spies are forever,
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> spies are forever, spies are forever, spies are forever, spies are forever, spies are forever...
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> Woman: Spies! Masters of disguise! Gentlemen of lies! Don't you know it's do or die?
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> Curt: It's time to be a spy!
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> Owen: We're running out of time! Gotta stay alive!
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> Curt: All you gotta do is realize!
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> Woman: You wanna be a spy! Gonna be a spy! Gotta be a spy!
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> Curt: Time to be a spy...
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> Owen: Forever....
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Gabe Greenspan

**Gabe Greenspan** is a Los Angeles based actor who graduated Yale University with a BA in Theatre Studies. He co-founded sketch comedy group "The Idiot Chimney" and co-created the Freeform digital series "Dinner With Dad," with his father Jason Alexander. Gabe is a member of UCB's Quick & Funny Musicals, and performs with many indie improv teams around LA, musical and otherwise. He has studied at Lesly Kahn & Co. in Hollywood, and under the tutelage of Larry Moss. He also has trained in and taught circus for many years at the French Woods Festival of the Performing Arts.

He Plays Keith Swanson in The Solve It Squad (One-Act Play), Solve It Squad: Back In Biz, and the new musical How The Grunch Cribbed Christmas. He also plays Ellis Walker in the show Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye.
Diane Lopez-Richter

Diane portraying the Mayor in Wayward Guide

**Diane Lopez-Richter** is Lauren Lopez and Joey Richter's dog/daughter. Lauren announced her adoption on October 4th, 2016. Diane makes the occasional appearance in Starkid content, Tin Can Bros content, and Lauren's Patreon. She has appeared in Tin Can Brother works such as Idle Worship and Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye.

Lauren has confirmed that Diane is a lesbian. Diane has 10 Ex-Wives: Carole, Pita, Edna, Myrtle, Lillian (RIP), Story, Olive (previously Chickie), Meerkat, and Bonnet & Broomstick.

She made her onscreen debut as the "Mayor of Connor Creek" in the Tin Can Brothers' web-series, *Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye*. She was cast as the mayor after fans jokingly promoted #diane4mayor during the Kickstarter campaign, and Joey, Corey, and Brian decided it was a good enough joke to add to the show.

Diane's owners/parents Lauren and Joey got married on July 15th, 2023 after three years of being engaged.

## Lauren's Foster Dogs (Diane's Ex-Wives)

1. ↑ https://www.instagram.com/p/BLFW66DA5tL/
Mary Jo Walker

**Mary Jo Walker** is a character in Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye and is portrayed by Ashley Clements.

She is a citizen of Connor Creek and runs the flower shop together with her husband Ellis Walker. She is first introduced in Episode 2, when Artemis Schue-Horyn and Paul Schue-Horyn are interviewing citizens of the town. She seems to dislike Ryan Reynolds and his strong activism. She and her husband are huge gossips, but don't actually know much of what goes on in the town.
Vanger Borschtit

**Vanger Borschtit** is a minor character in Spies Are Forever and is portrayed by Joey Richter. He is a famed radio and television personality in the The New Democratic Republics of Old Socialist Prussian Sloviskia hosting the night of the Geneva World Peace Gala 1961.

## Gallery

Vanger singing in We Love the Prince!Vanger presenting the PrinceThe Prince kissing Vanger's microphone
Tin Can Bros

**Tin Can Brothers** or **Tin Can Bros** is made up of Los Angeles based entertainers Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, and Brian Rosenthal. The trio met at the University of Michigan, and have been writing, directing, and producing projects together ever since. Their work showcases what happens when smart thinking collides with irreverent comedy, and includes over 100 YouTube videos, four live stage shows, and festival short films.

Recent projects have included the full length stage musical *Spies Are Forever,* the Off-Broadway play *The Solve It Squad*, the musical short film *Flop Stoppers* (Newport Beach Film Festival, Buffer Festival), the livestreamed show *Choose Our Destiny* (Legendary Digital), the animated musical series *Garbage Musicals* (Omnia Media), and the *Brooklyn Nine-Nine Experience* (NBC at Comic-Con). Their fanbase is incredibly passionate, and have helped Tin Can Brothers raise over $240,000 for their projects on Kickstarter. The three are also members of the viral sensation Team StarKid (over 285 million views on YouTube) and have worked closely on their parody musicals (including *A Very Potter Musical* and *Holy Musical Batman!*) and national concert tours. [1]
Jiavani Linayao

**Jiavani** (born February 3rd) is a Los Angeles based actor, comedian, singer, and writer. He was born in Bremerhaven, Germany before living in Hawaii, Washington State and San Diego, CA. She graduated from Emerald Ridge High School in Puyallup, Washington and attended college at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in Los Angeles. Jiavani is Filipino, Black, and an active member of the LGBT community.

Jiavani had his Tin Can Brothers debut in Solve It Squad: Back In Biz in the episode, The Solve It Squad To The (Dog) Rescue where she played Rhoda, Mimi, High Flyer, Police Officer #1, and Juggler #1. She plays Alex in the Tin Can Brothers musical This Could Be On Broadway. Jiavani also will be playing Lisa Hoffman in How The Grunch Cribbed Christmas.

Jiavani identifies as Gender Non-Conforming and uses She/Him pronouns.
Agent Curt Mega

**Agent Curt Mega** is a character in Spies Are Forever and is portrayed by Curt Mega. He is a spy who works for the American Secret Service. While our initial opinion of him may be that he is brash, confident, and not the smartest, we know that he must show high levels of competence to be considered one of the world's greatest spies. In the opening scene, we see his relationship with his partner and lover, Owen Carvour, is one that is full of jokes and competitiveness.

In the second scene, we discover he’s been out of the field for four years following Owens death. He fails on a mission to recover a bomb from the deadliest man alive, and first meets Tatiana Slohzno.

**STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS**

## Gallery

Curt being tortured with a feather by a disguised Owen CarvourCurt and Owen in Spies Are Forever (Song)Curt and OwenCurt in Spy AgainCurt with his beardCynthia Houston hates Curt's beardCurt in Pay Attention!Curt in Eyes on the Prize IICurt in Richman's CasinoCurt talking to Dr. Baron Von Nazi who has captured himCurt in The Torture Tango, being tortured by The Deadliest Man AliveTatiana saves Curt from The Deadliest Man AliveCurt in Doing ThisCurt with the Informant, Barb and Tatiana. The whole gang's back together, for the first time.Curt in One More Shot (Song)Curt fighting Owen in One Step AheadCurt and Owen on the stairsCynthia giving Curt the finger for embarrassing her at the galaCurt and Tatiana drinking coffee togetherCurt in Spy Again (Reprise)
Like a Boss B*tch

**Like a Boss B\*tch** is the fourth episode of Spies Are Forever.

## Synopsis

AMERICAN SECRET SERVICE HQ - A Few Days Later - After the kerfuffle in Budapest, Curt's boss, Director Cynthia Houston, decides to educate our hero on the implications of his failure. Cynthia redefines the term "Hard Ass" with her unorthodox leadership methods.

## Cast & Creative team

### Creative Team

* Book: Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, & Brian Rosenthal
* Music and lyrics: Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers
* Director: Corey Lubowich
* Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
* Scenic Design: Emmy Weldon
* Costume Design: Allison Dillard
* Lighting Design: Julien Elstob
* Sound Design: Matt Glenn & Mark Caspary
* Stage Manager: Rita Santos
Daniel Strauss

**Daniel Strauss** is a Los Angeles based actor, improvisor, writer, and voice over artist. He is known for his work with American musical theatre company Tin Can Bros and Team StarKid as well as the Hulu series *There's... Johnny*.

## Work

Daniel made his on-screen debut in 2013 in the short film Definitely Not Tainted. He has since appeared in a range of films such as Exquisite Corpse, In Between Engagements, Lessons in Breaking Up and Designated Rider.

He has also featured in numerous TV series' including Dr. Good, Chicago Fire, Patriot, Black Monday and most noticeably he appeared in the Hulu series There's... Johnny as Alan in which he featured in 7 episodes.

Daniel's theatre credits include appearing as El-Fayoumy in The Last Days of Judas Iscariot at Stage 773, Chicago, in the ensemble in The Improvised Shakespeare Company at iO Theater, Panic on Cloud 9 and Fool Me Twice, Deja Vu at The Second City Mainstage.

He has also done commercial work including online and industrial commercials in Chicago such as for Ace Hardware Industrial, Smith Brother's Cough Drops and Advance Auto Parts. He also featured in a national commercial for Fox Television.

Dan also created his own web series Just Checking In he posted to his YouTube channel.

## Personal Life

Daniel lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two children.
Mrs. Mega's Interlude

**Mrs. Mega's Interlude** is the fifteenth song of the musical Spies Are Forever. It is performed by Lauren Lopez as Mrs. Mega. The song is written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers.

As it is not on the soundtrack, it is debatable if Mrs. Mega's Interlude is it's own seperate song, or just an extension of Doing This, that's only in the musical. There is no official title for this song, and it might also be known as Pay Attention (Reprise) and Doing This (Reprise).

## Lyrics

MRS. MEGA:

I do what I do so you can do what you do.

And while you're saving the world,

Who do you think will be planning your wedding?
Prime Minister

The **Prime Minister** is a minor character in Spies Are Forever and is portrayed by Lauren Lopez.

He is first seen drinking with the Prussian Official, mourning Toygle Feurgin, Jainda Feurgin and Brian Doyle Feurgin. In the Song Not so Bad (Reprise), Dr. Baron Von Nazi and The Deadliest Man Alive convince them to give the Nazis power of The New Democratic Republics of Old Socialist Prussian Sloviskia, and sign off on the Nazi super castle in the new captiol. When Agent Curt Mega and Tatiana Slozhno show up to shop the nazis, the Prime Minister flees to safety.

## Gallery

The Prussian Official and the Prime Minister sharing a drink, mourning their Prince.The Prime Minister dancing in Not so Bad (Reprise)he Prime Minister signing off on the Nazi super castle
Aaron

Aaron is a reoccurring character in the Callum Morrin Vlogs universe. His relevance to Callum Morrin variants is yet to be more than general companionship, however this is counteracted by the sheer chaotic energy he embodies.

> **"Haha yeah" - Aaron**
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Aaron, although a normal man, harnesses the power to manipulate video games to his will, often breaking and distorting even the most polished of games. Aaron never uses these powers for good, instead opting the evil route of destroying and disrupting others in his plight to damage a game beyond repair.

Aaron is regarded as one of the best in the world at one-liners, often spouting them at a rate of 4 per sentence. This can be seen in georgemcguire.jpg's Japan Time series, especially in "Cat Surplus Unlimited".

> **"Aaron just breaks reality everywhere he goes" - Ben**
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## Appearance

Aaron is 5'7" with dirty blond hair, he's often seen sporting a beard and his signature Aaron Smile**™.** Aaron can usually be found in casual clothing or Cool Shirtz gear. Sometimes if you look in the mirror and say his name three times in a singing voice he will appear and explain the entire story line of Kingdom Hearts.

## Trivia

* I once saw Aaron drink a litre bottle of Turkish Delight Vodka and remain sober.
* Aaron has an innate ability to operate on the same wavelength as Jayden (Hooker Incident)
* Aaron enjoys Australian alt-rock band Ocean Grove.
* Aaron can just sleep anywhere.
* Aaron once apologised to a car.
Lesly Stone

**Lesly Stone** is a character in Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye and is played by Sean Astin.

He is the boss of Artemis Schue-Horyn and Paul Schue-Horyn at the American Podcasting Network. He decides on pitches, and takes a liking to Artemis (and Paul). He turns down the twins' first idea, instead turning to the pitch from Ryan Reynolds about Connor Creek's mining corruption. He is often distracted, and seen fidgeting with stress balls and fidget toys.
The Return of Agent Mega

**The Return of Agent Mega** is the second episode of Spies Are Forever.

## Synopsis

BUDAPEST - 1961 - Agent Curt Mega goes on assignment in Budapest. But after a long four year hiatus, does he have what it takes to get back in the game?

## Cast & Creative team

### Cast

In alphabetical order (by last name)

 Joe Walker | Bartender

### Creative Team

* Book: Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, & Brian Rosenthal
* Music and lyrics: Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers
* Director: Corey Lubowich
* Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
* Scenic Design: Emmy Weldon
* Costume Design: Allison Dillard
* Lighting Design: Julien Elstob
* Sound Design: Matt Glenn & Mark Caspary
* Stage Manager: Rita Santos
Bryce Charles

### Education

Graduated with a BFA Musical Theatre degree from AMDA College and Conservatory of the Performing Arts

Graduated from a Conservatory from UCLA/US Performing Arts Musical Theater Conservatory

## Roles

### Other roles

The Book of Mormon (2nd National Tour)- Nabulungi
Fuller House- Mindy
Black-ish- Crystal
Tales of the City- Marlowe
The AM Archives- Mags
Woman Up- Young Phoebe (1996)
The College Tapes- Mags Densmore
Atypical- Hazel
Scroll Wheel of Time- Foxy
Big Nate- Dee Dee Holloway

**Bryce Charles** (born November 17th, 1994) is a Los Angeles based actor, singer and model. She is known for her role as Nabulungi in the 2nd National Tour of The Book of Mormon and her work with American musical theatre company Team Starkid.

She made her Tin Can Brothers debut as Bethanne in This Could Be On Broadway
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The Deadliest Man Alive

**The Deadliest Man Alive** is a character in the Spies Are Forever and is played by Joe Walker. When Owen Carvour almost died due to  Curt Mega's neglect, he faked his death and took on the identity of The Deadliest Man Alive.

Mr. Deadliest Man is a member of the underground group Chimera, a company attempting to build a surveillance system of technology that will negate the need for the typical 007-style spy organizations.

## Gallery

Henchman 1 declares him and DMA "the deadliest men in the world"DMA singing Somebody's Gotta Do It with Sergio SantosDMA torturing Curt in The Torture TangoTatiana knocks out DMA to save CurtDMA in the background of Not so Bad (Reprise)DMA taking off his maskOwen, taken off his DMA mask
Freshman 1

*This page contains spoilers for **This Could Be On Broadway***
**Freshman #1** aka **Estelle** is a character in the Tin Can Brothers production This Could Be On Broadway. She is played by Jessie Sherman. Freshman #1, better known as Estelle, is one of the Freshman who make to Callbacks for the school musical. She is friends with Joshua.
The Man Behind The Curtain

**The Man Behind The Curtain** is the thirteenth episode of Spies Are Forever.

## Synopsis

WAR ROOM, THE NEW DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICS OF OLD SOCIALIST PRUSSIAN SLOVISKIA - After we learn that Owen Carvour is still alive after all these years, even MORE shocking revelations are brought to light and Curt's past meets his present.

## Cast & Creative team

### Creative Team

* Book: Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, & Brian Rosenthal
* Music and lyrics: Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers
* Director: Corey Lubowich
* Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
* Scenic Design: Emmy Weldon
* Costume Design: Allison Dillard
* Lighting Design: Julien Elstob
* Sound Design: Matt Glenn & Mark Caspary
* Stage Manager: Rita Santos
Choose Our Destiny

## Overview

*Choose Our Destiny: Improv Adventure* was a weekly live show on Project Alpha (a Legendary Digital venture with Geek & Sundry and Nerdist). Directed by Daniel Strauss, the shows streamed on Wednesdays at 7pm PST. Throughout its 27 episode run, audience members watching live could change the course of the story by casting their vote in real time. Each episode of roughly 35 minutes contained three acts of hilarious long-form improvisation.

## Cast

The show's core five cast members included the Tin Can Brothers (Joey Richter, Brian Rosenthal, and Corey Lubowich), Lauren Lopez, and Ashley Skidmore. While these five were present for most episodes, they were occasionally joined or replaced by other actors such as Jaime Lyn Beatty. Eric Shackne played the piano for all 27 installments, improvising underscoring, backing tracks for improvised songs by the actors, as well as two improvised songs of his own during the act breaks of each show.
Kris

**Kris** is a character in the Tin Can Brothers production This Could Be On Broadway. He is played by Ryan Garcia. He is the usual pick for the lead and not satisfied with a supporting role. He also wants to show off his high belt. He is very jealous of the newcomer, Max, and after being cast as ensemble he also becomes jealous of Cole.

## References

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ib4481b8c7x7ynq/TCBOB-AuditionSides-Kris.pdf?dl=0
Отращивание когтей

## Описание

Способность **отращивать и втягивать обратно когти, шипы и клыки.**Разновидность природного вооружения.

## Характеристики

Пользователь способен выпускать острые когти или шипы на руках и ногах для нападения, вытягивать клыки из зубов. Когти и шипы могут состоять из энергии, костей, металла или простого кератина, клыки бывают часто необходимы для питания кровью или платью людей и животных.

## Известные обладатели

* Мета-люди
* Инопланетнные существа
Barb's Lament

**Barb's Lament** is the eigth song of the musical Spies Are Forever. It is performed by Tessa Netting as Barb Larvernor. The song is written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers.

## Lyrics

BARB:

I do what I do

so you can do what you do

and while you're saving the world

who do you think will be saving you?

You

Oh, why don't you see me?

Oh Curt, you're so dreamy.

Wake up, Barb, your feelings are entirely unprofessional

Although it's hard, he thinks you are utterly forgettable.

Compose yourself for no one else could ever be as dependable.♪

Or sensible

Or ethical

exceptional, incredible,

or borderline obsessional as you!

While he's saving the world, who do you think will be saving it too?

While he's saving the world

Please pay attention

Attention

I'll be saving it too!
The Mayor's Handler

**The Mayor's Handler** is a character in Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye played by Sarah Grace Hart.

The Mayor's Handler appears briefly holding the Mayor at a council meeting for Connor Creek. At first, she appears seated while holding the esteemed Mayor. Then, she steps onstage and holds the Mayor while she eats a treat from Rita Waldeburg's hand. She gives a large smile to the crowd and waves the Mayor's paw.
A Royal Pain in the A.S.S.

**A Royal Pain in the A.S.S.** is the ninth episode of Spies Are Forever.

## Synopsis

THE WORLD PEACE GALA, GENEVA - The Next Evening - We find ourselves at the most important political event of the decade, the "coming out" party for the New Democratic Republics of Etc. Will alliances be made? Will Von Nazi's plan succeed? WHERE'S AGENT MEGA??

## Cast & Creative team

### Cast

In alphabetical order (by last name)

 Mary Kate Wiles | Tatiana Slohzno / Woman #1

### Creative Team

* Book: Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, & Brian Rosenthal
* Music and lyrics: Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers
* Director: Corey Lubowich
* Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
* Scenic Design: Emmy Weldon
* Costume Design: Allison Dillard
* Lighting Design: Julien Elstob
* Sound Design: Matt Glenn & Mark Caspary
* Stage Manager: Rita Santos
The Coldest Goodbye

**The Coldest Goodbye** is the third song of the musical Spies Are Forever. It is performed by Mary Kate Wiles as Mystery Woman. The song is written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers. It is the dark reprise of  Spies Are Forever.

## Lyrics

Woman:

Lurking in the shadows, watching your every move.

Tall, dark, and dangerous.

A man with nothing to lose.

Women can't resist him, villains can't escape.

The sharpest of shooters.

Your heart’ll break.

Once a spy, always a spy, forever forever.

The warmest hello to the coldest goodbye, remember remember.

Spies never die.

Spies are forever.

## Trivia

* Before they had to come up with an official title to put it on the soundtrack album, the creators' only title for "The Coldest Goodbye" was "Spies Are Forever (Sad)"
Welcome to Connor Creek

**Welcome to Connor Creek** is the second episode of the Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye YouTube series.

## Synopsis

Artemis and Paul begin to interview the town’s oddballs and eccentrics to gain some insight into the upcoming town council election. The discovery of a mysterious book leads the Schue-Horyn twins to suspect that there may be paranormal forces at play.
Flop Stoppers

***YOU GOTTA STOP THE FLOP!!!!!***

Two superfans are given a once in a lifetime opportunity: the chance to stop a terrible film adaptation of their favorite comic by going back in time to kill the asshole director. Spencer and Graham are typical modern superfans: passionate, loyal, and frankly, a bit entitled in their online rants. When they're forced from behind the safety of their computers into a high-stakes adventure, they'll have to navigate the underbelly of a studio system full of high-powered executives and secret organizations. But at what point do their acts of bravery become acts of villainy? These two fanboys will have to prove they have what it takes to be the heroes of their own story… before time runs out.
Keith Swanson

**Keith Swanson** is a character from The Solve It Squad. Keith, the jock and self-proclaimed leader of the group, has become delusional bum desperately attempting to keep his glory days alive. He set up a plan to get the squad back together by committing a copycat crime as the Demonic Apostle after running over the real Demonic Apostle while he was visiting his mother.
Prism

Bethany "Prism" Hurst is a citizen of Connor Creek who performs tarot readings. She is introduced in Episode 2, when Artemis Schue-Horyn and Paul Schue-Horyn visit her. After the events of Episode 3, Prism is killed in an attack, where Paul survives. She is played by Amrita Dhaliwal.

She is the second victim in the Connor Creek attacks.
Odie Doty

**Odie Doty** is a character in Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye and is portrayed by Brendan Bradley. He is Connor Creek's nosy mailman. He has a tendency to exercise while delivering mail and reads all the mail that he delivers. If anything was happening in town, he would know about it.

Odie is the third attack victim in Episode 5 of the Wayward Guide series. Some time after his death, it is revealed that he was a werewolf.
Esther (Disambiguation)

Disambiguation page for Esther (Disambiguation)The following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.
There are two Esthers on this wiki.

* Esther - a character from The Solve It Squad (One-Act Play).
* Esther Fallick - an actor, appearing as The Informant and Susan in Spies Are Forever, and as Cole in This Could Be On Broadway!.
Esther

**Esther** is a character in The Solve It Squad (One-Act Play), Solve It Squad: Back In Biz!, and How the Grunch Cribbed Christmas. They are played by Lauren Lopez. They're incredibly smart, being loosely based on Velma from the Scooby-Doo franchise. To cope with their extreme intellect, they tend to take copious amounts of drugs, and have therefore built up an extreme tollerence.

During performances of Solve It Squad, Gabe Greenspan (Keith) would look out to the audience and pick out two objects to say Esther's "last name". Each last name would be different every night so it is unknown what Esther's real last name is.

## Trivia

* Growing up, their parents celebrated both Christmas and Hanukkah
James Tolbert

**James Tolbert** (born August 7th, 1989) is a Los Angeles based actor, writer, and choreographer. He attended the University of Michigan, and has been doing the choreography for StarKid for many years (his first time working on a show being in 2010, with A Very Potter Sequel). He played Xander Lee in Black Friday, as well as choreographing for the show. He also appears in A VHS Christmas Carol and Nightmare Time.

He made his Tin Can Brothers debut as Max in This Could Be On Broadway.
Did Nazi This One Coming!!

**Did Nazi This One Coming!!** is the seventh episode of Spies Are Forever.

## Synopsis

HOTEL ROOM, MONTE CARLO - Moments Later - After being double-crossed by Tatiana, Agent Mega finds himself in the clutches of the nefarious Dr. Baron Von Nazi, who makes a futile case in defending history's most notorious group.

## Cast & Creative team

### Creative Team

* Book: Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, & Brian Rosenthal
* Music and lyrics: Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers
* Director: Corey Lubowich
* Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
* Scenic Design: Emmy Weldon
* Costume Design: Allison Dillard
* Lighting Design: Julien Elstob
* Sound Design: Matt Glenn & Mark Caspary
* Stage Manager: Rita Santos
Dr. Henry Edwards

**Dr. Henry Edwards** is a character in Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye and is portrayed by Carlos Valdes. He is the doctor and 'town drunk' of Connor Creek, first introduced in the first episode, at the Dead Canary, where he acts in a very weird manner, lapping up his soup like a dog and sticking his face into the bowl.
Garrett

*This page contains spoilers for **This Could Be On Broadway***
**Garrett** is a character in the Tin Can Brothers production This Could Be On Broadway. He is played by Joey Richter. Garrett is Alex's boyfriend who only want to support her in any way while she does her stage managing. He really cares about her well being, even giving her McDonalds and water during Callbacks so she won't pass out and dehydrate. Him and Alex also both watch Drag Race over Facetime.
Owen Carvour

**Owen Carvour** is a character in Spies Are Forever and is portrayed by Joey Richter. He is an agent who works for MI6, the British secret intelligence no agency, and Agent Curt Mega's partner and lover. He gets along well with all those he talks to, using his charm to even joke around with Cynthia Houston, Curt's boss.

At the end of Act 1 Part 1, we see him fall to what appears to be his death, although later we find out that he survived this incident and was rescued by a group known as Chimera.

After being abandoned by his partner to die during a mission, Owen faked his death and took on the alias of The Deadliest Man Alive and joined Chimera, a spy group looking to implement their technology around the world in order to spy on the average civilian.

**WORK IN PROGRESS**

## Gallery

Owen, disguised, torturing Curt with a featherOwen and CurtOwen and CurtOwen, lying presumably dead on the floorDMA taking off his maskOwen, taken off his DMA maskOwen explaining he manipulated and used Dr. Baron Von Nazi as a puppetOwen talking about ChimeraOwen and Curt fighting and singing in One Step AheadOwen and Curt on the stairs
One More Shot!!

**One More Shot!!** is the eleventh episode of Spies Are Forever.

## Synopsis

A BAR, THE NEW DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICS OF OLD SOCIALIST PRUSSIAN SLOVISKIA - The Next Day - It's time to get the gang together!! Enlisting the help of Barb and the Informant, Curt and Tatiana prepare for the fight of their lives. And with the power of friendship, anything's possible.

## Cast & Creative team

### Creative Team

* Book: Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, & Brian Rosenthal
* Music and lyrics: Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers
* Director: Corey Lubowich
* Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
* Scenic Design: Emmy Weldon
* Costume Design: Allison Dillard
* Lighting Design: Julien Elstob
* Sound Design: Matt Glenn & Mark Caspary
* Stage Manager: Rita Santos
David

*This page contains spoilers for **This Could Be On Broadway***
**David Swanson** character in the Tin Can Brothers production This Could Be On Broadway. He is played by Joey Richter. David is Max's friend from Varsity Baseball who drops by the theatre before heading to practice, he only shows up for one scene.
Time to Die

**Time to Die** is the eighth episode of Spies Are Forever.

## Synopsis

HOTEL ROOM, MONTE CARLO - Immediately Following - Von Nazi reveals his dastardly plan to rebuild the Nazi Nation and leaves Mega in the hands of The Deadliest Man Alive. Using his special set of skills, Deadliest tests the limits Curt's mind, body, and spirit!

## Cast & Creative team

### Creative Team

* Book: Corey Lubowich, Joey Richter, & Brian Rosenthal
* Music and lyrics: Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers
* Director: Corey Lubowich
* Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
* Scenic Design: Emmy Weldon
* Costume Design: Allison Dillard
* Lighting Design: Julien Elstob
* Sound Design: Matt Glenn & Mark Caspary
* Stage Manager: Rita Santos
Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye

### Youtube Publication

**Youtube:** October 13 - December 15, 2020**Podcast:** October 13 - December 18, 2020

### Run time

**Youtube:** 104 minutes**Podcast:** 186 minutes

### Link

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlF0gFzOX4tA4l7X4UiwwD9x9JRgEkMdO
https://open.spotify.com/show/1K3I5JYaLoZxcwNQjDluMc?si=-GcbtblhRiC7LO5eZGyIuA

**Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye** is a joint podcast and YouTube series by the Tin Can Bros. The story follows twin podcasting duo Artemis Schue-Horyn and Paul Schue-Horyn on their visit to Connor Creek, a small town facing mining corruption. However, the town is harboring a hairy secret; werewolves.

Wayward Guide consists of 10 quarter-hour episodes and an accompanying 10 podcast chapters. A Prologue chapter was released before the YouTube premiere on October 13th 2020. Following the premiere, episodes and chapters are released weekly for ten weeks, until the complete conclusion of the series on December 18th 2020. More information about the show can be found on the Tin Can Bros website.

## Development

Wayward Guide was funded through a Kickstarter, which raised $122,123 from 2,474 backers.

1. ↑ https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tincanbros/the-wayward-guide-for-the-untrained-eye/
The Coldest Goodbye (Reprise)

**The Coldest Goodbye (Reprise)** is the nineteenth song of the musical Spies Are Forever. It is performed by Joey Richter as Owen Carvour. The song is written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers.

The song is not on the soundtrack.

## Lyrics

OWEN:

Once a spy, always a spy.

Forever... whatever.

The warmest hello, to the coldest goodbye.

Remember.

(spoken) I remember.

Spies never die.
Alex

**Alex** is a character in the Tin Can Brothers production This Could Be On Broadway. She is played by Jiavani Linayao. She is the stage manager for the school's musicals and has a lot of experience as a crew member. She is busy almost constantly and gets annoyed with everyone treating her like less than the performers and not like a friend. Alex also has a boyfriend, Garrett.

## References

https://www.dropbox.com/s/lekgqoe2voqvvif/TCBOB-AuditionSides-Alex.pdf?dl=0
On the Trail

**On the Trail** is the fourth episode of the Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye YouTube series.

## Synopsis

Artemis offends candidate Truman Hensley after making a brash decision at a town hall meeting. Paul’s suspicion that werewolves are behind the recent attacks grows stronger as he recovers from an eventful night.
Sybilus Silver II

**Sybilus Silver II** is a character in Wayward Guide For The Untrained Eye and is played by AJ Holmes.

He works for the 2nd Bank of Connor Creek and manages the accounts for Miner Mole. He meets Paul Schue-Horyn in Episode 3 when visiting Silas Torsen, and they quickly become friends. Sybilus explains to Paul that he handles a lot of large-scale silver deposists for the company, and seems very apprehensive when Paul begins to question him about Connor Creek's werewolves. It later turns out Sybilus is a werewolf himself.

Sybilus speaks with a heavy stutter, so much that Rita Waldeburg points out when he said a few sentences without stuttering.