The Impostor VS The Illuminati

The Impostor VS The Illuminati is the first bonus episode of V.S PROJECT, and technically the first episode of the series overall. It pits The Impostor from Among Us against The Illuminati in a fight between 2 meme characters with an eldritch recognition pattern. Both The Impostor and The Illuminati were voiced by Tillerman

## Interlude

The Mastermind:You look at something….. And think…… what does this remind me of?

Yakko:BOOBS

The Mastermind:But if you see something like a triangle and the shape of a crewmate, you would keep thinking of….. them…...

**The Other Guy:Oh jeez.  The Impostor.  The murderous alien from Among Us.**

The Mastermind:And The Illuminati.  The iconic triangle with an eye.  I, the Mastermind and the other guy will find out who would win in a VS match, HERE on V.S PROJECT.

## The Impostor

### BACKSTORY

The Mastermind:10 crewmates are assigned to do tasks on a spaceship.  But one of the crewmates got replaced with a malicious shapeshifting alien doppelganer known as, The Impostor.

**The Other Guy:WHO IS SUS!**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BoSgHCCM-4

**The Other Guy:Nah I refuse to stop.**

The Mastermind:j-just go outside, and piss off.

**The Other Guy:Screw you!**

The Mastermind:Good.  Now no one has to hear sus jokes anymore.

**The Other Guy:pssst.  The impostor is**

The Mastermind:SHUT THE #### UP!

**The Other Guy:fine i’ll just piss off**

The Mastermind:good.  Anyways, the impostor is supposed to kill every Crewmate in the ship, before it reaches home, and before the Crewmates finish every task, without getting caught.  (in a voice which sounds like The Other Guy's) Is that it?  Ehhhhh i’m 100% sure it is.

### WEAPONS AND ABILITIES

The Mastermind:The Impostor is armed with 2 rather simple weapons.  A knife and a gun.   BUT!  It has abilities such as shapeshifting, a tongue that is able to pierce through a crewmate’s head, enhanced senses and the intelligence needed to sabotage.  Not much to explain in my opinion

### FEATS

The Mastermind:The Impostor has some feats.   It can easily snap a crewmate’s neck, it is able to get away with murdering other crewmates.   That’s all I needed to explain about the Impostor.  Oh well, how short.  Hey, Pat!  You can go in now!

**The Other Guy:Finally!  Also, let me say the end line.  No matter where you are, there may be an Impostor near you!   Also su-**

(The Impostor is shown murdering a crewmate)

## The Illuminati

### BACKSTORY

The Mastermind:The Bavarian Illuminati is a secret organization founded by Adam Weishaupt in 1776, the same day the All-Seeing Eye is added to the Great Seal of The United States.

**The Other Guy:Wait the Illuminati is real?**

The Mastermind:I searched it up and yes it was real.

**The Other Guy:Huh.**

The Mastermind:The society's goals were to oppose superstition, obscurantism, religious influence over public life, and abuses of state power. "The order of the day," they wrote in their general statutes, "is to put an end to the machinations of the purveyors of injustice, to control them without dominating them.”

**The Other Guy:Did you rip that off from Wikipedia?**

The Mastermind:Uhhhh correct.   Anyways, they, like other secret societies, were outlawed by the chap known as Charles Theodore.

**The Other Guy:They were also responsible for The French Revolution AND THE EVENTS WITH A NEGATIVE IMPACT ON THE WORLD THAT SHALL NOT ME NAMED!  (and your mom) But we aren’t talking about the organization itself.  We are talking about the funny meme triangle itself, The Eye of Providence.**

The Mastermind:As a meme, The Illuminati appears in an MLG video when a triangle is shown, or if someone says something mysterious.  Also the X-files intro plays.

### ABILITIES

**The Other Guy: The Illuminati is the eye of providence which sees everything, so The Illuminati can see everything.**

The Mastermind: Also, The Illuminati has a large army due to being an organization and-Damn it!  We forgot that The Illuminati can’t fight!

**The Other Guy: Nah he can fight.   He has infinite speed, infinite power, infinite fighting skill, infinite durability, and infinite agility.**

The Mastermind: You just had to use Cartoon Fight Club stats do you?

**The Other Guy: Well, he needs those!**

The Mastermind:(sigh) The Illuminati sees everyone and everything.

(a piece of bread on a wooden table with the illuminati drawn on it becomes The Illuminati itself)

*MLG Kid: You'll never get away with this! I knew it! I knew it! You'll never get away with this!*

(The MLG kid takes out his sword and then prepares to fight a piece of bread)

## GET READY

The Mastermind: Alright.  The simulation us up and running.  It’s time to see…. The virtual showdown. (evil laughter)

## The Fight

(We see The Impostor in the Skeld bathroom, about to "sabotage" the lights)

The Impostor: Heheh. I'm The Impostor. Alright. I'm going to sabotage the lights. No one can stop me.

(The Impostor turns off the lights, but then the lights suddenly turn back on)

The Impostor: Huh? Who turned the lights...... on?

Yellow: It's you

The Impostor: Shut up, Yellow! it's not me. It's not me. Who turned the lights on?! For I am.... The Impostor. I will kill anyone... Who DARES to try to tell e-everyone that i'm The IMPOSTOR!

The Illuminati: ***it is me. the illuminati.***

(The Illuminati pops in)

The Illuminati: ***it is I. the illuminati from cartoon fight club. it appears that... I have been confirmed... by a crewmate.... by the name of green..... he pulled out a dorito and then I spawned in... then I found myself... in the skeld bathroom.***

The Impostor: Alright, even if you are The Illuminati, i'm still...going....to kill you.

The Illuminati: ***dear poor fool. you can't kill the illuminati.***

(The Illuminati teleports out of the Skeld bathroom, and then The Impostor bursts out of The Skeld bathroom with it's knife)

The Impostor: WHERE ARE YOU?!

(The Illuminati appears behind The Impostor, and then knocks it out. If falls to the ground and then gets back up)

The Impostor: That's it Illuminati. You... Are a DEAD man!

The Illuminati: ***hahaha! the illuminati... is the all seeing eye... and the all seeing eye... sees YOU.***

The Impostor: That's enough of the mumbo jumbo. HERE COMES STABBY!

(The Impostor jumps up and then stabs The Illuminati in the eye. The Illuminati is still alive, and while The Illuminati is talking, a frog jumps in, stays still, and then jumps away)

The Illuminati: ***the illuminati... cannot be killed.***

The Impostor: What the? That's Illegal!

(The Impostor throws away it's knife)

The Impostor: Enough of stupid crewmate impostor. Now I am,

(The Impostor transforms into The Illuminati)

The Impostonati: ***The Illuminati's Impostor...***

(The Impostonati takes out it's gun)

The Impostonati: ***Say hello to the Impostonati's gun....***

The Illuminati: ***that's a dumb name***

(The Impostonati fires bullets at The Illuminati, damaging the Illuminati)

The Illuminati: ***that's it.***

(The frog comes back, and then The Illuminati punches The Impostonati, sending him back)

The Impostonati: ***Two can play that game.***

(The Impostonati hits The Illuminati, pushes it back with it, and then recognizes the frog on The Illuminati)

The Impostonati: ***What's this frog doing here?***

(The Impostonati shoots the frog)

The Frog :i Am A MEmBeR OF ThEh IlUmINATiIi!

The Impostonati: ***What the? One of The Illuminati's MEMBERS?! That's it! Going back to Impostor mode!***

(The Impostor reverts to it's Among Us Crewmate look. The frog appears in the air, slowly falls, and then starts chanting)

The Impostor: Wait. Lemme find my knife.

(The Impostor quickly finds it's knife and then stabs the frog)

The Frog: The... illuminati... is... dead.

(The Frog drops to the floor and then dies)

The Impostor: That's a bit sussy!

The Illuminati: ***STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's #### memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, then i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA***

(The Illuminati sings part of the Among Drip theme, but then it gets attacked by The Impostor)

The Illuminati: ***you fool. you forgot that..... the illuminati... is a cult. it's a secret organization. and you can't fight off all of it's members.***

The Impostor: what the... It's not just The FROG?!

(A member of the Illuminati, Mickey Mouse comes in)

Mickey Mouse: To challenge me, you must be, a maasteer.

The Imposter:AAH!

(The other members of The Illuminati suddenly appear)

The Illuminati:The Illuminati (repeated multiple times)

The Impostor:Ok fine. I mean it. I'm sus. I'M SUS! FINE! VOTE ME OUT! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!

(Mickey then walks up to The Impostor and then breaks his neck)

**KO**

Mickey Mouse:Wow! That guy was kinda sus, don't ya think?! Huh Huh Huh Hah!

The Illuminati: ***the illuminati. always wins.***

(The Illuminati members do a victory chant)

## Results

**The Other Guy:The Illuminati.  The Illumina- ok i’ll stop.**

The Mastermind:EXCLUDING Cartoon Fight Club stats, The Illuminati is an unstoppable force.   The Illuminati has a large scale powerful army so The Impostor might have a hard time trying to kill all of them.  Also, the Illuminati causes bad things to happen to people, so The Illuminati caused The Impostor’s death, which is a bad thing for it.

**The Other Guy:Also, He has infinite speed, infinite power, infinite fighting skill, infinite durability, and infinite agilit-**

The Mastermind:SHUT UP!  The Illuminati wins The Impostor VS The Illuminati

## Trivia

* The connections between The Impostor and The Illuminati is that both are memes who resemble multiple items, resulting in people seeing them in the items. Both are also responsible for bad things in people's lives (The death of Crewmates for The Impostor, and every bad thing The Illuminati did). Both are so oversaturated, to the point where they are now considered cringe.
* This episode features a number of firsts
	+ This is technically the first episode of VS Project
	+ This is the first live action fight
	+ This is the first episode written by Tiller
	+ This is the first episode where both characters were voiced by the same people
* In the V.S Project world, The episode was all a dream the The Mastermind has before waking up on April 1st 2021.