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Higher and Higher

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He Touched Us (With His Hot Dogs)

**"Higher and Higher"** is a song from A Hot Dog to Remember

## Lyrics

**[Hazel, spoken]**

I don't like that they built this roller coaster out of wood.
They could've used any other material. But I'm really excited to ride it.
**[Molly, spoken]**

Remember, we're not just riding.
We're working.
We have to see if we can spot my mom.
**[Shauna]**

Yeah, but we're still on a roller coaster.
It's not "not" gonna be fun.
**[Molly, spoken]**

Okay. But don't lose focus.
**[Sung]**

Let's all do what we came here to do
**[Hazel and Shauna]**

Have fun with the crew
Uh-huh!
**[Molly]**

All right, but...
I just know we're gonna see you when
**[Molly, Hazel, and Shauna]**

We come around that bend
Uh-huh!
Whoo!
**[Molly]**

Gotta get up, I won't let you down
**[Hazel and Shauna]**

Just roll with it
**[Molly]**

While keepin' my eyes on the ground!
**[Hazel and Shauna]**

Don't fight the fun!
**[Molly (Hazel and Shauna)]**

Wind's blowing back
And my hands are reaching for the sky
(Sky)

Woo!
**[Hazel and Shauna (Molly)]**

When we reach the top
Then we drop drop drop
Don't slow down
(Slow down)

(Turn around)
**[Molly]**

My head's feeling lighter
As we're climbing up higher
So hold on tight
**[Hazel and Shauna]**

Come along for the ride
**[Molly]**

Before we get back
We gotta stay on track
**[Hazel and Shauna (Molly)]**

Hold on!
(Where is she?)

Whoa!
**[Molly]**

I got to admit
I got a need for speed
(Miss, please remain in your seat.)

Let's do this!
**[Paige (Hazel and Shauna)]**

Come on, girls, don't you let me down
(Throw your hands in the air!)

Look my way, make my day
So much is riding on this ride
**[Molly (Hazel and Shauna)]**

(Ride, Ride!)
Wind's blowing back
And my hands are reaching for the sky
**[Molly, Hazel and Shauna (Paige)]**

When we reach the top
Then we drop drop drop
(Save my plot!)
**[Molly (Hazel and Shauna)]**

Don't slow down
(Slow down)

Turn around
My head's feeling lighter
As we're climbing up higher
So hold on tight!
Promise

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The Fista Puffs Theme Song

"**Promise**" is a song from Mother's Daze.

## Lyrics

**[Molly, spoken]**

Sorry we didn't get you anything from the store

**[Paige, spoken]**

Aw, I love it. This is so much better than buying some dumb thing at a store

**[Molly, spoken]**

That's, uhm, what we thought the whole time.

**[Paige]**

You could wrap up all your boogers and your toenails

And I'd still love it, because it came from you

And you don't have to get me presents, even on sale

There's just one thing I need you two to do

Promise

If you really care then you'll pinky swear

No matter what, this is a biggie need you to hear me

That even when you are full-grown, a life of your own

You'll always be my sweet little babies

You'll let me hold your hand when you're walking to a meeting

Let me tuck in your covers when you come home from work.

You'll let me snuggle you even though it makes your spouse feel weird

**[Molly,]**

Yeah, that might be weird for him.

**[Cole]**

Well, then he's a jerk.

**[Paige]**

And I could still come kiss all of your boo-boos

And when you're sick I'd bring you chicken soup

**[Molly]**

We could always use refreshers on just how to tie our shoes

**[Cole]**

And you could still sing to us when it's hard to poo

**[Paige, spoken]**

Oh, you know I will.

**[Molly, spoken]**

Yeah, she will.

**[Paige]**

Promise

When you are older, slightly bolder

No matter, you'll still rest your little head on my shoulder

And I can still read you guys stories late in your 40's

You'll always be my sweet little babies

You'll let me wipe your nose if no one's 'round to wipe it

You'll let me bring you some snacks, maybe ants on a log.

I'll climb into your bed if you've had yourself a nightmare

If your spouse will just move over.

**[Cole, spoken]**

Yeah, what a bed hog.

**[Paige]**

Promise

You'll always be my sweet little babies

**[Owen]**

And I'll always be your sweet little husband.

**[Paige]**

Damn straight.
The Shadow

"**The Shadow**" is the sixth episode in Season 2 of *Central Park*, being the sixteenth episode overall.

## Plot

The Brandenham is robbed by a jewel thief, reminding Bitsy of a criminal who terrorized the hotel over 50 years ago.

## Songs

* The Shadow
* That Was All Me
* A Moment Forever Ago
* A Thing on Strings (A Busker's Serenade)
* A Moment Forever Ago (End Credits)

## External Links

* "The Shadow" at the US Copyright Database
Central Dark

"**Central Dark**" is the premiere episode in Season 2 of *Central Park*, being the eleventh episode overall.

## Plot

A tristate blackout leaves Bitsy and Helen trapped in New Jersey, and forces the Tillerman family to see each other in a new light.

## Songs

* Middle of it All
* Weehawken
* Come into the Darkness
* W(h)itch Way
* In the Dark (End Credits)

## External Links

* "Central Dark" at the US Copyright Database

1. ↑ https://directories.wga.org/project/1191101/central-park
A Song to Sing

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Bad Bad Bird

**"A Song to Sing"** is a song from A Triptych Down Memory Lane

## Lyrics

**[Cole]**

Relax your mind

**[All]**

We'll take a little trip together

**[Cole]**

Three furry friends

**[All]**

Are heading out for better weather

**[Cole]**

Those creepy trees

**[All]**

Are birdy homes without a mortgage

**[Cole]**

That scary bear

**[All]**

Is offering us oatmeal porridge

The world is just a song to sing

**[Molly & Elwood]**

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

**[Cole]**

Let down your ears

And hear the freedom ring

**[All]**

The world is just a song to sing

**[Molly & Elwood]**

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

**[Cole]**

Low pressure fun with natural catering

**[Molly, spoken]**

Oh, Can we eat that grass?

**[Cole, spoken]**

Of course.

(Molly and Cole coughing)

**[Elwood, spoken]**

It's pretty good.

**[Cole]**

As miles roll by

**[All]**

Our paws are pushing perfect pavement

**[Cole]**

A lightning crash

**[All]**

Becomes a light show entertainment

**[Cole]**

We dance in time

**[All]**

Between the flower bulbs are bouncing

**[Cole]**

Soon we'll learn

Scientific names we're mispronouncing

**[All]**

The world is just a song to sing

**[Molly]**

Sha-la-la

**[Elwood, spoken]**

Claytonia Lanceolata

**[Cole]**

Let down your ears

And hear the freedom ring

**[All]**

The world is just a song to sing

**[Molly & Elwood]**

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

**[Cole]**

Low pressure fun with natural catering
Live It Up Tonight

"**Live It Up Tonight**" is the ninth episode in Season 1 of *Central Park*.

## Plot

Molly and Cole go on a special park tour as Owen and Paige try to have a date night. Bitsy gets Mayor Whitebottom to audit the park.

## Songs

* Live It Up Tonight
* Zoom's Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes Tour
* Rated Hard PG, for Spookiness
* I Did Not Account For This
* Live It Up Tonight End Credits

## External Links

* "Live It Up Tonight" at the US Copyright Database
* Live It Up Tonight at the Australian Classification Database
Rated Hard PG, for Spookiness

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I Did Not Account For This

"**Rated Hard PG, for Spookiness**" is a song from Live It Up Tonight.

## Lyrics

**[Zoom]**

Now, as night falls, we move on to the most exciting part of the tour

The deleted night scenes

Come, let's amble into the ramble

You may be wondering why they deleted these night scenes

Was it because they were too scary

You be the judge

**[Cole, spoken]**

Wait, what's happening?

**[Zoom]**

Sure, Home Alone 2 was rated PG

But the unreleased director's cut was a hard PG

For spookiness

Remember when pigeons attacked the bad guys

Bet you never saw the deleted night scene

When they were attacked again by bats

**[Cole, spoken]**

Okay, this is getting a little freaky

**[Zoom]**

Listen, do you hear that?

Those aren't normal bats

Some say the production company snuck them in from Woodland, New Jersey

And when filming was over, they released them into the park to breed

**[Cole, spoken]**

This isn't fun anymore

**[Molly, spoken]**

Don't be scared. I'm sure there is no -

**[Zoom]**

Bats!
Clean Money

"**Clean Money**" is a song from Where There's Smoke

## Lyrics

**[Bitsy, spoken]**

The cleaner your money is

The dirtier your plans can be

Because it keeps people from asking questions

Father told me that during one of our long meaningful talks that I know he treasured

**[Leopold]**

I’m tipsy and bored

So until one more pour

Why don’t we talk enterprise

The money that’s dirty

Is fun and it’s flirty

A little clean money thrown in there is wise

You can milk their money at every stage

Your every Ponzi scheme will be all the rage

I think of the dirtiest hideous wicked and villainous plans that we’ll make

With clean money

**[Young Bitsy]**

So we can still rub elbows with mobsters and hooligans

**[Leopold]**

I just add some nice clean money and break all of the rules again

**[Young Bitsy (Leopold)]**

(Clean money)

So there’s no reason that we must be legit

(Clean money)

Like CEOs and bankers and industrialists

(Even robber, barons, oligarchs and criminals can’t miss)

Clean money

**[Young Bitsy & Leopold]**

With old clean money

It’s near impossible to secure

But when you got it you only want more

**[Young Bitsy]**

Clean money is the money tree with honey that flows

**[Leopold]**

If you listen to me

Kid you’ll be swimming in the dough

**[Young Bitsy & Leopold]**

When we

Plant clean money

We’ll sit back and watch it grow

**[Leopold]**

We’ll sit back and watch it grow
Imperfectly Perfect

"**Imperfectly Perfect**" is a song from Hot Oven.

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

When I started this journey

I had a single goal

I made a pizza so stunning

But I quickly lost control

Didn't stop me, didn't stop me

Nothing would stop me from making a pizza perfect masterpiece

Wouldn't give up, wouldn't shut down

Had to keep on, keep on kneading this dough catastrophe

So like this piece of pizza, like this piece of pizza, we know love can be imperfectly perfect

Oh whoa oh oh no

Even if it falls apart, or is it messy, yeah your love can be imperfectly perfect

Oh whoa oh oh oh

Who cares what it looks like baby

It's more important that it cooks right baby

So like this sloppy supper, love can be imperfectly perfect

**[Paige, spoken]**

I like the metaphor. Let me try a verse.

**[Paige]**

When we mess up, when we mess up

That's when we can grow like the pizza dough

And learn how to flavor it

And we might find, yeah we might see

That we taste a topping that we would never try

And find a new favorite

Like this piece of pizza, topped with are these prunes? We know love can be imperfectly perfect

Oh whoa oh oh oh

It might look like it's been attacked by wild racoons, but we know love can be imperfectly perfect

Oh whoa oh oh oh

Who cares what it looks like baby

It's more important that it cooks right baby

So like this ugly pizza, love can be imperfectly perfect

**[Molly]**

You can have a perfect boyfriend

But you'll probably feel bored

**[Owen]**

You can run the perfect park

But tell me where is the reward

**[Paige]**

If the world was picture perfect

There would never be a scoop

**[Cole]**

If you make a giant mess

Just blend it up and call it soup

**[Molly]**

So, sometimes the imperfect's preferable?

**[Owen, Cole, and Paige]**

Yeah

**[Molly]**

Each flaw makes us more exceptional?

**[Owen, Cole, and Paige]**

Yeah

**[All]**

Like this piece of pizza, like this piece of pizza, we know love can be imperfectly

**[Owen, Cole, and Paige]**

Woah

**[Molly]**

Perhaps you'd like to go-oh-oh?

**[Owen, Cole, and Paige]**

Woah

**[All]**

Pizza pizza, yeah, we all relate to pizza, we know love can be imperfectly perfect

Oh whoa oh oh oh

Who cares what it looks like baby

It's more important that it cooks right baby

So like this piece of pizza, love can be imperfectly

**[All, off-key]**

Per-fect

**[Paige, spoken]**

Oh, guys

**[Cole, spoken]**

No, no

**[Brendan, spoken]**

Maybe try again?

**[Molly, spoken]**

That was not our best

**[All]**

Per-fect
Central to My Plot

**"Central to My Plot"** is a song from Episode One. Bitsy Brandenham sings about her plans to buy Central Park.

## Lyrics

**[Bitsy]**

*I hate that park, Shampagne, it's just a patch of dirt and weeds...*
*And we're gonna buy it, oh yes we are, my little baby*
*We're gonna do the biggest real-estate deal in the history of the world!*
Central Park
With a GAP and Dunkin' Donuts
Central Park
Get your wallets out and go nuts
Formally, a playground for the city's filth and grime
Now we'll put a condo there
And a condo there
And a T.G.I. Friday's there
I'll poison this spot
And I will not get caught
And then like it or not
They will sell me the lot
It's central to my plot!
Shauna

Shauna is Hazel's basketball friend introduced in Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice who Molly gets jealous of since she could make Hazel laugh. In Molly's drawings, she is the leader of the "Pow Pow Boom Boom's", a superhero team Molly wants to join. She is first drawn as a villain due to Molly's jealously of her.
Havin' a Plan

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I Mooned the Whole School

"**Havin' a Plan**" is a song from Celeste We Forget

## Lyrics

**[Owen, spoken]**

Sometimes the real fun of going someplace

Is actually doing what you planned to do

And getting to the place on time

**[Celeste, spoken]**

I don’t know about that

**[Owen, spoken]**

Well I do

**[Owen]**

Living life systematically

Planning each day pragmatically

That’s my M.O

And wouldn’t you know

That to "go with the flow"

Well, its not my style

Once upon a time you told a fairy tale

To me it was a very cautionary tale

A piggy trio fable, and the third was super anal

Kept the end from getting fatal

And that’s why

I’m a big fan of having a plan

And I plan to control what I can

Like to have a plan A and B

Better yet a plan C and D

I’m a big fan of having a plan

It’s a big part of the man I am

I don’t understand type B

So wait and see

You’ll benefit from having a plan

I know you think I’m getting all out of sorts

My undies must be twisted inside my shorts

But ma I’m only stressing cause I’m not a fan of guessing

So its time that I’m confessing something you should know

The reason that I’m acting tyrannical

Is more than the fore-mentioned botanical

I want to prove that waiting for a thing that’s fascinating

Is worth all the coordinating and ergo

**[Celeste]**

You’re a big fan of having a plan

And I’m tryin to understand

That a plan is your cup of tea

**[Owen]**

I’m a type A

**[Celeste]**

And I’m type B

You’re a big fan of havin’ a plan

And you thrive with a plan in hand

And baby I’ve come to see

Maybe you’ll agree

It’s fine to think differently

‘Cause there’s fun in never knowing

What could come, what could change at the turn of a corner

And in the spur of any moment one could end up dancing in a secret disco

Like when I met your father on that magical night

And that’s how you came to be

**[Cole, Molly and Celeste(Owen)]**

You’re a big fan of havin’ a plan (oooohh)

And I’m proud of my planning man

And you plan for your family (yeah)

You’re a type A and I’m type B (even all my riffs are planned)

You’re a big fan of havin’ a plan

And I’m proud of my plannin’ man (woah, ohh, yeah)

I love my little planning man

**[Owen]**

Good thing I’m a big fan of having

A plan

**[Molly, Cole and Celeste]**

(Having a plan)
Glorious Gary

* Current
* Winter

**Glorious Gary** is a character first introduced in Skater's Circle. He's commonly seen wearing skates and is described by Birdie to be the "heart of the scene" at Skater's Circle. He appears again in A Boat-iful Mind, when he bonds with Cole over sailing small model boats after he can't skate due to breaking his leg.

He works at "Larry's Stereo Repair"

His winter coat sports a rainbow patch on the right arm, indicating that he's most likely gay.
That Was All Me

"**That Was All Me**" is a song from The Shadow.

## Lyrics

**[BITSY, spoken]**

That's when I got—What shall I call it? The urge.

I knew about the safes. Different model back then, but the same idea; there was a passcode. I had a pass key to the rooms, too. No one knew I had it. I didn't make a sound; I never did. Not a breath, not a fart. Up until I took that necklace.

Then I made a lot of noise.

**[YOUNG BITSY, sung]**

Earrings disappeared from the suites

Cuffs and muffs from all vanities

Diamonds, rubies

That was all me

Safes were not so safe for their jewels

Not with Bitsy breaking the rules

Missing Tiffany

That was all me

**[BITSY, spoken]**

I knew how to piss off my parents. Before then, I used to put gum in their room service plate covers so it would get warm and fall into people's food. But this was a whole other level.

**[BITSY and YOUNG BITSY, sung]**

I knew how to get away with the whole shebang

Didn't need the money, didn't need the credit, honey

Hey! Didn't give a rat's booty

Never sold any looty

**[BITSY, spoken]**

That's how they all get caught, you know.

**HANK [spoken]**

Oh, I know.

**[YOUNG BITSY, sung]**

Headlines read of all of my deeds

Daddy's face was angry and he

Cursed the guilty

That was all me

Stealthy was the name of the game

No one saw, so no one could blame

Sneaky Bitsy

That was all me

**[BITSY]**

Then I couldn't be stopped and I couldn't stop

Not when I heard 'em name me; Shadow was the name they gave me

I would've called myself The Spectre

Or maybe The Breeze, but either way

**[BITSY and YOUNG BITSY]**

Ow!

**[YOUNG BITSY]**

Robberies were going so well

Next I went to other hotels

Bribing lackeys

That was all me

That was all me, that was all me, that was all me, that was all me

Damn, I was good

That was all me, that was all me, that was all me, that was all me

I was so good

**[BITSY, spoken]**

I was giving my parents' money to bellhops in order to steal from people like my parents, but no one suspected me because I was small and I was a girl.

**[HANK, spoken]**

And the penises?

**[BITSY, spoken]**

Those were kind of little notes for my father. He never missed an opportunity to tell me that he wished I'd been a boy. With a penis.

He didn't say the penis part, but it was implied.

Anyway, it was glorious.

**(sung)**

The penises were how I left my mark, mark, mark

'Cause my daddy wanted a boy named Mark, Mark, Mark

He loved to tell me so 'cause he was a mean, mean meanie

So I'd leave each scene a teeny little weenie

As The Shadow

**[BITSY and YOUNG BITSY]**

I was living life at the top

Thought my thieving never would stop

So there's your mystery

That was all me
Zoom's Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes Tour

"**Zoom's Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes Tour**" is a song from Live It Up Tonight.

## Lyrics

**[Zoom, spoken]**

All right, if we're ready, then let's start the tour by saying what they do at the beginning of every "Home Alone" movie: "Kevin!"

All right, say it with me

**[All, spoken]**

"Kevin!"

**[Zoom, spoken]**

You guys are a great group.

**[Cole, spoken]**

I hope the rest of the tour is as good as this

Hey, have you noticed how totally fine I am in the vast, vast darkness?

So cool, so natural

**[Molly, spoken]**

So natural

**[Cole, spoken]**

Okay, good, I'm glad you noticed

Now, shh! Let's pay attention to the tour

**[Zoom]**

Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour!

So, let's zoom in on a little-known fact

Joe Pesci slapped his stunt double here

But then they became best friends

And everybody called them "Double Trouble"

**[Cole, spoken]**

Ooh, Molly, slap me in the face

No, no, take my picture

**[Zoom]**

Little known fact,

The script once featured a subplot

Where the Pigeon Lady helps solve a murder

In the Dianna Ross Playground.

Weirdly the same murder happened

A month later in real life so they cut it.

**[Cole, spoken]**

Whoa, get a picture of me by the murder slide.

**[Zoom]**

Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour!

So, let's zoom in on a little-known fact.

In the film you saw Kevin escaped the bad guys

By stowing away on the back of one of these carriages.

What you didn't get to see was one of these horses going into labor

And Macaulay Culkin delivered that horse baby

And they caught it on film but it wasn't part of the story.

Now it's just part of:

Zoom's Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour!

**[Zoom, spoken]**

Everybody, sing it!

**[All]**

Zoom's Home Alone 2 Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour!

**[Molly, spoken]**

Do you want a picture by the carriage?

**[Cole, spoken]**

I think I just wanna sit and think about the bigness of everything
Celeste We Forget

"**Celeste We Forget**" is the thirteenth episode of Season 2 of Central Park, being the twenty-third episode overall.

## Plot

Owen’s mom derails a trip to the botanical garden when she makes a surprise visit. Paige chases a lead while writing a fluff piece on gifting suites.

## Songs

* Big Stink
* A Few Minutes for Magic
* Turtle Babies
* Havin' a Plan
* Today Stinks (Reprise)
* Turtle Babies (End Credits)
Louie's Life

"Louie's Life" is a song from A Hot Dog to Remember

## Lyrics

**[Louie]**

(Spoken)

Louie's Hot Dogs, easy to eat, hard to forget!

A hot dog makes your day better!

Come on down-

I see you across the street.

Come on over here and get a hot dog.

Oh, hо!

Got a good batch today.

Don't wanna miss these.

Okay, All right.

Louie's Hot Dogs!

Easy to eat, hard to forget!

You know what I'm sayin'?
I'm the Worst

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Manager to Manager

"**I'm the Worst**" is a song from Garbage Ballet.

## Lyrics

**[Molly]**

Was Peter Parker right when he through his suit away?

Should I step aside like the Dark Knight when he vanished without a trace?

Like the hammer of unworthy Thor

I don't deserve these powers anymore

I'm the worst

And I must be cursed

'Cause when I try to help

It only ever hurts

I'm the worst

And I must be cur-

**[Hazel, spoken]**

Seriously?
The Brandenpire Strikes Back

"**The Brandenpire Strikes Back**" is the thirteenth episode of Season 3 of *Central Park* and the series finale, being the thirty-ninth episode overall..

## Plot

Owen’s “I Heart the Park” campaign is in full swing with all hands on deck. Bitsy schemes to cement her political influence.

## Songs

* What Do We Want?
* Small Stuff
* Enough is Enough
* Love Comes Back Around
Saturday Means Adventure

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Black Boy Joy

**"Saturday Means Adventure"** is a song from Lunar Palaver

## Lyrics

**[Cole]**

I'll brush my teeth

I'll comb my hair

Just let me get out in the open air

I did my chores, so Mom...

Mom, be cool.

It's Saturday afternoon

That means adventure

Gonna climb every tree

Got my best friend with me

I could play here forever

Got no worries at all

Out here having a ball

So, catch me if you can

I'm faster than you think I am

It's always my day Saturday!

Yeah, yeah!

What's crawling on that rock?

Let's poke it and see

Gonna find adventure

Nothing can stop me

No time for a snack

No time for a drink

I just wanna be free Ooh!

(Spoken)

Hmm. Actually, I am pretty thirsty.

(Slurps)

(Sung)

Thirsty for adventure

Gonna climb every tree

In the park I can be me

I could play here forever

Got no worries at all

Out here having a ball

It's my favorite day

I can run, I can play

Not a care in the world

I'm as free as a squirrel

It's always my day

Saturday!

Yeah, yeah

I could play here forever

Got no worries at all

Out here having a ball-
A Boat-iful Mind

"**A Boat-iful Mind**" is the ninth episode in Season 2 of Central Park, being the nineteenth episode overall.

## Plot

Cole finds an escape from his homework in model sail-boating. Molly becomes a published artist in the school newspaper but isn’t proud of her work.

## Songs

* I'm Bad (At Being Bad)
* Smooth Sailing
* Highest Suite in the Hotel
* From a New Angle
* I'm Bad (At Being Bad) (End Credits)

## References

1. ↑ https://directories.wga.org/member/rachelhastings
2. ↑ https://www.classification.gov.au/titles/central-park-207-boat-iful-mind

## External Links

* "A Boat-iful Mind" at the US Copyright Database
I Mooned the Whole School

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The Name Is Johnnie Lee

"**I Mooned the Whole School**" is a song from The Ballad Of Johnnie Lee

## Lyrics

**[Cole]**

I mooned the whole school

Two cheeks in the wind

All eyes were on my

My bare-bottomed rear end

They stopped and they stared

At my derrière

My life as I knew it was through

Oh, the stage can be cruel

I mooned the whole school
Season 1

The **first season** of the American animated sitcom *Central Park* debuted on Apple TV+ on May 29, 2020 and concluded on July 24, 2020. It consists of 10 episodes.

On June 12, 2020, animation director Corey Barnes confirmed that episode numbers 110, 112, and 113 of the first (1LBV) production cycle ("Sir Bricks-a-Lot", "The Shadow", and "Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice") would air in Season 2 as holdovers.

## Premise

*Central Park* is an animated musical comedy about the Tillermans, a family that lives in Central Park. Owen, the park manager, and Paige, his journalist wife, raise their kids Molly and Cole in the world’s most famous park while fending off hotel heiress Bitsy Brandenham and her long-suffering assistant Helen, who would love nothing more than to turn the park into condos.

## Cast

* Kristen Bell as Molly Tillerman
* Daveed Diggs as Helen
* Tituss Burgess as Cole Tillerman
* Kathryn Hahn as Paige Hunter
* Leslie Odom Jr. as Owen Tillerman
* Stanley Tucci as Bitsy Brandenham
* H. Jon Benjamin as Mayor Whitney Whitebottom
* Rory O'Malley as Elwood
* David Herman as Dmitiry, a dog walker, Molly's science teacher, the Mayor's communications director, an old attendee of the city council meeting, and one of Bitsy's nephews
* Brian Huskey as Doug
* Janelle James as Fran and one of Bitsy's investors
* Phil LaMarr as Randy, a doorman, a city official, a waiter, and an estate lawyer
* Gary Anthony Williams as various
* Tony Shalhoub as Marvin, Paige's boss
* Lindsey Stoddart as a city official, a librarian and Ambrose Brandenham's daughter
* Fred Armisen as Esposito and Zoom Abromavich
* Ed Asner as Ambrose Brandenham
* Stephanie Beatriz as Enrique
* Danny Burstein as Dick Flake
* Ester Dean as Hazel
* John Early as Augustus
* Ron Funches as Danny
* Christopher Jackson as Glorious Gary
* Jessica Lowe as Anya
* Audra McDonald as Ashley
* Andrew Rannells as Griffin
* Fred Stoller as Leo Shallenhammer
* Robin Thede as Anita
* Kelvin Yu as Sheng

## Producers

* Josh Gad (also creator)
* Loren Bouchard (also creator)
* Nora Smith (also creator)
* Sanjay Shah (showrunner)
* Halsted Sullivan (showrunner)
* Jon Liebman (Brillstein)
* Marc Gurvitz (Brillstein)
* Robin Schwartz (Brillstein)

**Supervising**
* Annie Levine & Jonathan Emerson
* Monica Padrick

**Consulting**
* Mark Alton Brown
* Steven Davis
* Dan Hernandez & Benji Samit (starting with 1LBV03)
* Chuck Tatham
* Kelvin Yu
* Kevin Larsen

**Supervising** (Bento Box Entertainment)
* Janelle Momary-Neely

**Executive Story Editors**
* Mnelik Belilgne
* Amanda Idoko (1LBV01-03 only)

**Staff Writers**
* Jeff Drake
* Rachel Hastings
* Syreeta Singleton

**Consultant**
* Regina Hicks

## References

1. ↑ https://www.tvmaze.com/shows/37927/central-park/episodes
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/myanimewaifu/status/1271352529691897856?s=20
Room to Grow

### Sung by

Owen, Paige, Molly, Cole, Helen, Whitney Whitebottom, Elwood, Brendan, Birdie, Additional Voices

## Songs

### Next

Person to Worsen

"Room to Grow" is a song from A Star is Owen, The first episode from Season 3.

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

Now that winter Has fled the scene

We can roll up our sleeves

Trees are shedding Their white snowy coats

And revealing their fresh green leaves

Now we're outta the dark days And seein' light

**[Owen & Paige]**

We can melt all our worries in the sun

**[Molly & Cole]**

We can finally have fun

**[Tillerman Family & Birdie]**

Dig a little deeper Sowing something better

Tend the earth to make it last

Caring for each other

Each decision matters

Mend the damage of the past

**[Birdie]**

Ow!

**[Helen]**

Now's the time When a scheme that is tired

Can rebrand itself anew

**[Whitney Whitebottom]**

Holing up for a time was required

But in time you have to pay what's due

**[Elwood]**

I've been counting the days till I might Reunite with all my friends

**[Additional Voices]**

Get outside for a ride

Or go for a run

We can finally have fun

**[All]**

Plant a little seedling

Love it into being

Make it bloom and make it count

With some perseverance

Comes a reappearance

See the fruits of life amount

When the mulch is all you see

Trust the Earth's fertility

Beneath the surface, it's maturing

**[Tillerman Family]**

Soon emerging as a new life

There might be droughts or gloomy days

But Mother Nature has her ways

Pull out the weeds That you don't need

Your thoughts are seeds

**[Birdie]**

This is a metaphor

**[Cole]**

Quack, quack, quack

**[Additional Voices]**

Spring is back

(duck quacks)

**[Cole]**

Hear nature sing

**[Additional Voices]**

Grow a little wild

Keep your inner child

Feed the squirrels

(Spoken)

No, not with my hot dog!

**[All]**

(Sung)

There's always room to grow

The thoughts we tend will grow

There's always room to grow

Dig a little deeper Sowin' something better

There's always room to grow

The love we tend will grow

There's always room to grow
Perfect Fit

## Songs

### Next

Louie's Life

**"Perfect Fit"** is a song from The Puffs Go Poof

## Lyrics

**[Molly]**

Been around the world
And by the world
I mean I've been around the block
Mistakes, you know
I haven't had a lot
Except for one thing
I tried to change my hair
But it wasn't my thing
**[Owen]**

Worn a lot of hats
And by a lot of hats
I mean a lot of shorts
And I've always been thankful
Yes, of course
But lately I've been unsure
Walkin' 'round thinking
That I need something more
**[Cole]**

And sometimes I just stare in the mirror
Talking to myself
Turn the light on so I can see clear
Don't wanna be no one else
**[Molly, Cole, Owen and Paige]**

Oh, yeah
Tried being someone else
But it didn't go well
I'd much rather be myself
Oh, yeah
'Cause I'm cool, I'm legit
Like peanut butter jelly
I'm the perfect fit
Oh, yeah
Tried changing what I had
But it only made me sad
Turns out I am really rad
Oh, yeah
'Cause I'm cool, I'm legit
No one can do it better
I'm the perfect fit
**[Molly]**

Made a lot of friends
And by a lot of friends
I mean I kicked some butt
And I always thought
That I was pretty tough
But lately I've been insecure
Like I need something
Like I need something more
**[Paige]**

Life can be so messy
And sometimes it really puts you
To the test
I start to wonder
Should I keep this sweater-vest?
Is this who I really am?
Maybe I should try to be
More like them
**[Bitsy]**

Sometimes I just stare in the mirror
But I cannot see
I turn the light on so I can see clear
Oh, yeah, that girl is me
**[Molly, Cole, Owen and Paige]**

Oh, yeah
Tried being someone else
But it didn't go well
I'd much rather be myself
Oh, yeah
'Cause I'm cool, I'm legit
Like peanut butter jelly
I'm the perfect fit
Oh, yeah
Tried changing what I had
But it only made me sad
Turns out I am really rad
Oh, yeah
'Cause I'm cool, I'm legit
No one can do it better
I'm the perfect fit
The Fista Puffs Theme Song

## Songs

### Next

Pow Pow Boom Booms

"**The Fista Puffs Theme Song**" is a song from Fista-Puffs Mets Out Justice

## Lyrics

**[Molly, spoken]**

Incredible Fista-Puffs theme song, go!

**[Molly]**

[Molly vocalizing]

**[Singer]**

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Ah, Fista-Puffs

Fista Puffs, woo!

Fista Puffs, woo!

Is she super smart? (Oh, yeah)

Is she super strong? (Oh, yeah)

Will she beat the monsters? (Oh, yeah)

Is she super awkward? (Oh, y-- No)

Was she hit by a cosmic ray? (I don't think so)

Was she sent here from outer space? (I don't know)

Who is her nemesis? (Bad guys, I guess)

And what's her biggest weakness? (Cute boys)

And is she good at kissing?

None of your business, but probably so she is a superhero after all

Fista Puffs

Protecting the city

Fista Puffs

And her jokes are so witty.

Fista Puffs

Defending this land

Fista Puffs

And her jokes always also land

Fista Puffs you're going down in fistory

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Fista Puffs

Fista Puffs, Woo!

Fista Puffs

Fista, Fista, Puff, Puff, Fista Puffs

Fista, Fista, Puff, Puff, Fista Puffs

Oh, Fista Puffs

Fista, Fista, Puff, Puff

Fista Puffs

Fista Puffs

It's a great day for justice

Fista Puffs

And a bad hair day for villains

Fista Puffs

It's a great day for justice

Fista Puffs

And a bad hair day for villains

You're going down in fistory.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Askeri Marşlar - "Vader Kalesi"

**Vader Kalesi** marşı, İmparatorluk subayları tarafından yazılmış ve temel amacı Darth Vader'ı yüceltmek olan bir marştı.

Vader Kalesi subaşı durak

Kemirir gönlümü bir sinsi firak

Gönül yar peşinde yar ondan ırak

Akma Mustafar akma ben bir dertliyim

Yar peşinde koşan kara bahtlıyım

Vader Kalesi subaşı kaya

Kemirir gönlümü aşk denen bela

Üftadeni hoş gör gel etme cefa

Akma Mustafar akma ben bir dertliyim

Yar peşinde koşan kara bahtlıyım

Vader Kalesi subaşı hisar

Baykuşlar çağrışır bülbüller susar

Kafir bayrağını burcuna asar

Akma Mustafar akma ben bir dertliyim

Yar peşinde koşan kara bahtlıyım
Weehawken

## Songs

### Next

Come into the Darkness

"**Weehawken**" is a song from Central Dark.

## Lyrics

**[Helen]**

Hey Bitsy, I'm from this city

So please watch how you're talkin'

It's home to me, I love this town

Let me tell you about Weehawken

Now listen, with all due respect

This town's better than you'd expect

Never gonna meet a more friendly bunch

And also many great spots for lunch

Weehawken, that's quite the name

An Indigenous word for the Palisades

Or kinda like that, it's complicated

And by that, I mean appropriated

Anywho, did I mention the view?

Narrows to the G-Dub it's phew!

It's the best spot in thе NoHu

Jersey pride, y'all, lеt me show you

**[Chorus]**

'Cause I'm from Weehawken

All day we jay-walkin'

Livin' high up on the Palisades

Everybody be flockin'

To Weehawken

You know I'm from Weehawken

Manhattan, keep gawkin'

Hit the ferry as it casts away

Hudson River be rockin'

In Weehawken

**[Helen]**

When we walk, we walkin' tall

Weehawken, New Jersey, y'all

Yes, I'm proud of the pedigree

Who's from Weehawken, just like me?

Fred Astaire, shake it there

Smell that fish up in the air

Daniel Webster goes way back

And that lady that sang "Love Shack"

Pause it there, I love her hair

I wonder where she gets it done

That's one more thing about this town

We've got such great salons

Can't help but brag

And our history's so cool

We're the home of the Hamilton-Burr duel

There's a park and a plaque, it's top notch

This spot is where Hamilton got shot

What's good everybody on the bluff?

See that's where I grew up

I gotta shout out Weehawken High's Young Ladies' Euchre Club (woot woot)

Our traffic? Slow motion

Our neighbor? Hoboken

We use gender neutral pronouns

Our population is woken

It smells like the ocean

And I'm sorry for the self-promotion

But when I walk out on Hackensack, I gush out with emotion

**[Chorus]**

'Cause I'm from Weehawken

All day we jay-walkin'

Livin' high up on the Palisades

Everybody be flockin'

To Weehawken

You know I'm from Weehawken

Manhattan, keep gawkin'

Hit the ferry as it casts away

Hudson River be rockin'

In Weehawken

Because we're from Weehawken

This township is rockin'

Livin' high up on the Palisades

Opportunity's knockin'

In Weehawken

You know we're from Weehawken

Manhattan, we're mockin'

Broin' out while we're pumpin' weights

We are proud to be

Weehawken
New York Doesn't Like Your Face

## New York Doesn't Like Your Face

### Sung by

Ashley, Bitsy, Helen, Mayor Whitney Whitebottom

## Songs

### Next

Dick Flake

"**New York Doesn't Like Your Face**" is a song from A Fish Called Snakehead.

## Lyrics

**[HELEN, spoken]**

You know, it does do something, that's impressive

**[BITSY, spoken]**

You're kidding

**[HELEN, spoken]**

Wow

**[MAYOR, spoken]**

Yep

**[ASHLEY, spoken]**

Mhm, and we're just getting started

**[ASHLEY]**

Convincing this city to like this old biddy

Is the hard job I'm here to do

Now, as we've established

You smile like a catfish

And your resting face looks like

You're taking a poo

The Strangler outpolled you

In case no one told you

That's what's called losing the race

So before the hard-hitting

The first step's admitting

New York doesn't like your face

First up, Bitsy Brandenham

Twitter, TikTok, Instagram

The Big Apple thinks you're the pits

**[BITSY]**

I don't need to

**[ASHLEY]**

Bitsy, listen to this

They think you're shysty

**[BITSY]**

I'm flirty and feisty

**[ASHLEY]**

That's just the Long Island iced tea

**[BITSY]**

With Bloody Mary mix

**[ASHLEY]**

It's not okay

What the bloody mayor is trying to say

Is New York doesn't like your face

They spit you out because they've got New Yorkers' taste

They look at you and smell a rat

And they had enough of those

No one can stand you

We've got to rebrand you

New haircut, heritage, pronouns, clothes

Aesthetically, it's looking bleak

Haute couture should make you pop

Sit front row at Fashion Week

Then tweak the pictures with Photoshop

All we need is one good public stunt

With just the perfect words

That will lead New Yorkers to accept the little polished turd

New York doesn't like your face

We've got to give them something better to embrace

Devise a plan to make them stand you

That's what it's all about

Bitsy, it's the only way to cultivate the clout

Haven't you ever wondered, dear

Why your staff all carry cans of Mace?

New York doesn't like your face
Bento Box Entertainment

**Bento Box Entertainment** is the animation studio that produces *Central Park*, a subsidiary of the Fox Corporation. They are best known for producing *Bob's Burgers*. They also produce *Duncanville*, *The Great North*, and *Paradise PD*. Future productions include *Farzar*, *Mulligan*, *The Prince*, and *Housebroken*.
First Class Hands

## Songs

### Next

Too Close

"**First Class Hands**" is a song from Rival Busker.

## Lyrics

**[Griffin, spoken]**

Oh, hey there! I'm your new narrator. Wanna hear a story about a park?

Hey, hey, shush—don't be scared

You're with a pro now

You're with the best

A guy with know-how

A guy who's well-dressed

I know it's hard to comprehend the level of quality you're seeing

But I can make this very simple for you

**[Griffin, sung]**

You deserve to be in

First-class hands

That's right, I said, first-class hands

You've been distracted by a dude who's been uprooting the whole plot

I'm not trying to be rude but there's no way in hell he's got a pair of

First-class hands

Don't you wanna be in first-class hands?

See the last guy sort of missed the mark

It's why I'm here to take your through Central Park

In first-class hands

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Hi, excuse me. What are you doing here, Griffin?

**[Griffin, spoken]**

Oh, hey, buddy. Yeah, so you got fired

I have two words for you

**[Birdie, spoken]**

I'm leaving?

**[Griffin, spoken]**

Free will

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Can I guess again? I was gonna say free will

**[Griffin]**

Birdie, Birdie

You dirty little thing

You could've stayed

You could've made your little ukulele sing

**[Birdie, spoken]**

It's a fiddle

**[Griffin]**

But you just had to blow it

Had to interfere

And the next thing you know

It's over and I'm here

**[Birdie, spoken]**

But, Griffin, if in fact I got involved

Don't you think my selfless act just might have solved it?

**[Griffin]**

They gotta make their own decisions

We just get to watch

There's no room for new revisions

Unless you wanna botch it

They need first

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Okay, constructive criticism

**[Griffin]**

Class

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Yeah, I can take a note. I got it now

**[Birdie, sung]**

Han—

**[Griffin]**

Hand—

Listen—

Hands

**[Birdie]**

From now on, I'll give them

First-class hands

**[Griffin, spoken]**

No, Birdie—Birdie, listen to me. No. Ugh

**[Griffin, sung]**

You've all been shackled to a chaperone

Who needs to take a hike

I could end this cute toe-tapper

Only, wait

Who doesn't like when I sing?

First-class hands

**[Birdie]**

I get it now

I'll give them first-class hands

**[Griffin]**

A professional who understands

Just sit back, enjoy the music

I've played with three different Coachella bands

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Ah, that is impressive

**[Griffin]**

With these first

Class, chorus and verse

Class, so well rehearsed

Class, once met Fred Durst

Class

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Oh really, Durst? When was that?

**[Griffin, spoken]**

It was years ago. It was at a Barnes & Noble

**[Griffin, sung]**

Why have the worst

When you can have first-class

First-class hands

**[Griffin, spoken]**

So, you should go

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Right, like motivational. Like, "go girl!"

Thank you—here I go
Golden Owen: Manager Damager

"**Golden Owen: Manager Damager**" is the fifth episode of Season 3, being the thirty-first episode overall.

## Plot

In order to get his “I Heart the Park” campaign proposal approved, Owen has to repair old friendships at the Park Managers’ Conference.

## Songs

* Four Park Harmony
* My Many Talents
* Working Song
* Working Song (End Credits)

## References

1. ↑ https://www.classification.gov.au/titles/central-park-episode-305-golden-owen-manager-damager
Up to Here

## Songs

### Next

Time to Close

"**Up to Here**" is a song from The Lyin' In Winter.

## Lyrics

**[Birdie]**

Theres nothing like looking up

Looking up

And seeing little bits of white in the sky

I wonder how I didn't seem to know this would happen today

I always know it's going to snow

Kinda weird, but okay

Okay

Oh-Whoa

Snow

It's a joy that we all know

For snow days,

And Ice Ballets

We hope it stays

and gently cascades

**[Citizens]**

Uh-Up to here

Uh-Up to here

Getting your fill of sledding down a hill

Still hoping that will keep falling right up to here

**[Birdie]**

(Spoken)

What, a Snow day?

I can't believe I didn't see it coming

Is it just me or does feel off today

Wait a second, now my violin's missing?

(Sigh)

There's this old saying:

Without his or her instrument a busker has no stories to tell,

Past, present or Future

I'm sure thats just a myth

But I should probably find it.

**[Molly]**

(Sung)

Hey Mom said to get the winter gear

Out of here

**[Cole]**

I think the rats ate through my hat

How 'bout that?

**[Owen]**

Hey Elwood, are you checking the plows?

**[Elwood]**

Well they're frozen, but yes

**[Owen]**

Well can you try to dig them out?

**[Elwood]**

I will come to the rescue!

**[Citizens]**

Oh-Whoa No-Whoa

Forgot how much I really hate snow

It's slippy

Quite nippy

Keeps trippin' me

We've had it nearly

Uh-Up to here

Uh-Up to here

Buses shut down

Can't get across town

Ground covered in a salt

That stains your coat up to here

**[Birdie]**

Uh, This is embarrassing

But I'm up to here

I knew the whole plot

And now I do not

Help me find my violin

and tell me what is happening!

**[Citizens]**

It's a winter wonderland

'Til it's a winder wonder landfill

Slushy puddle foot surprises

Mocking as it terrorizes

School is cancelled quick

Just as your nanny calls out sick

Not safe to drive.

We're stuck inside

Hope my snow-wife comes alive

We all agree that snow is fun for five-ish minutes

(Even that)

When you're in it.

When you're in it

Uh-Up to here

Uh-Up to here

Oh-Whoa, Snow

It's a pain we all know.
Too Close

## Songs

### Next

Show Up

"**Too Close**" is a song from Rival Busker

## Lyrics

**[Griffin]**

When there's a man outside your window

And he's out there looking in, oh

And you know it's just his job to clean the windows

That's how his day goes

But the look upon his face shows that this might be

Way too close

Way too close

You're fully naked and he's basically a foot away

That's way too close

Way too close

That is what I mean when I say you're too close

**[Birdie]**

I don't get what you're saying

It sounds like he was just concerned

And I feel like that is earned

**[Griffin, spoken]**

You're not getting it.

**[Griffin, sung]**

When there's a boy who loves his piggy

**[Birdie]**

Sounds like a great piggy

**[Griffin]**

But the pig gets really biggy

**[Birdie]**

Piggy's gotta grow, gotta fly

**[Griffin]**

And his daddy says, "it's time to gimme Piggy"

**[Birdie]**

What?

**[Griffin]**

He's coming with me

**[Birdie]**

Oh no!

**[Griffin]**

The boy forgot that they were farmers

**[Birdie]**

Pig farmers?

**[Griffin]**

And he knows that he is

**[Griffin and Birdie]**

Way too close

Way too close

Now he can barely eat his bacon

And he knows that he was

Way too close

Way too close

**[Griffin]**

Wouldn't you agree he got too close?

**[Birdie]**

Is it like when a stranger in the next stall over

Asks you for some toilet paper

Which is fine and dandy

Until they start to tell you all about their day,

Without you asking and they talk to you

While you can hear everything!

**[Griffin]**

Everything?

**[Birdie]**

Everything

**[Griffin]**

Everything?

**[Birdie]**

Everything!

**[Griffin and Birdie]**

You don't know what the heck is happening or how to stop

Whatever it is, yeah

Whatever it is, uh-huh

It's way too close

Way too close

**[Birdie]**

None of this applies to me

This family's my family

**[Griffin]**

You're way too close

**[Birdie]**

Never too close

**[Griffin]**

Way too close

**[Birdie]**

Never too close

**[Griffin]**

This is why it's bad to be too close

**[Birdie]**

This is not that boy and his piggy

**[Griffin and Birdie]**

That boy is probably a vegan now

Because he got way too close

And it's hard to be a vegan

'Cause there are not as many options

I guess that's something we agree on
Garbage Ballet

"**Garbage Ballet**" is the fourth episode in Season 1 of *Central Park*.

## Plot

When they get sick, Cole tries to stop Paige from hurting rats when they invade their house, while Owen investigates when the park has a garbage problem, and Molly worries about Brendan.

## Songs

* Garbage Ballet
* Rats
* I'm the Worst
* Manager to Manager
* Rats (End Credits)

## External Links

* "Garbage Ballet" at the US Copyright Database
* Garbage Ballet at the Australian Classification Database
Rockin' on the Rag

"**Rockin' on the Rag**" is a song from The PAIGE-riarchy!.

## Lyrics

**[Paige, spoken]**

Actually, It's not normal. It's special. In fact, you should feel proud.

**[Molly, spoken]**

Proud? I should feel proud of getting my period?

**[Paige, spoken]**

Yeah! Some of the greatest accomplishments in history have happened while women were on the rag

**[Paige, sung(Molly, spoken)]**

I know that it's kinda sorta hard to believe

That today is the day that you're gonna bleed without being hurt

(Eugh)

I know it's weird, but trust me 'cause I've been here before

When menstruation complications knock at the door

But, it isn't a curse.

Your uterus is letting go of what you don't need and for some reason that translates to bleeding

(Uh-huh)

I know when it happened to me it felt like a joke

Honey, don't ever let anyone make you feel like its gross.

Anything they can do. We can do bleeding

Succeeding while bleeding that's what I'm talking about

Anything they can do. We can do bleeding

So don't hide, take pride. Let me hear you shout

Cleopatra, on the rag. Harriet Tubman, on the rag

Marie Curie, on the rag. Maybe not all of the time, but some of the time

Anything they can do. We can do bleeding

So don't hide, take pride. Let me hear you shout

We love our period

Come on, Molly

(Oh, God. Mom, no.)

We love our period

Come on, Molly. Can't hear you

(No, Mom. Too much.)

We love our period

We love our period

(Oh, my God.)

Anything they can do. We can do bleeding
Paige's Next Chapter

"**Paige's Next Chapter**" is the second episode of Season 3, being the twenty-eighth episode overall.

## Plot

As Paige prepares for a big meeting with a book publisher, she welcomes her sister Abby to New York City.

## Songs

* All Lining Up
* Hit the Sweet Spot
* One Foot in the Door
* Hit the Sweet Spot (End Credits)

## References

1. ↑ https://www.classification.gov.au/titles/central-park-episode-302-paiges-next-chapter