Shrek reveals himself to Fiona

Here's how Shrek reveals himself to Fiona in *Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet Shrek*.

[Soon Fiona slides down the hill]

Fiona: You did it! You rescued me! You're amazing. You're... You're wonderful. You're...

[As she speaks our heroes slide down and hit each other]

Fiona: A little unorthodox I'll admit. But thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt.

Donkey: [Clears his throat]

Fiona: And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? (indicating our heroes) Or a fine group of squires.

Donkey: I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.

[Fiona chuckles while Shrek rolls his eyes]

Fiona: And so, who are you guys who companion my hero?

Thomas: I'm Thomas, this is my best friend Percy.

Percy: Um, Hello!

Emily: Hello, my name's Emily

Henry: I am Henry.

James: I'm James and this is Toby the Tram engine

Gordon: Hello, I'm Gordon.

Edward: My name's Edward.

Bash: I'm Bash!

Dash: I'm Dash!

Ferdinand: And I'm, Ferdinand!

Luke: My name's Luke.

Bertie: I'm Bertie.

Terence: I'm Terence.

Bill: I'm Bill.

Ben: And I'm his twin, Ben.

Stephen: Stephen's the name.

Twilight: I'm Twilight Sparkle.

Applejack: Ah'm Applejack.

Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy.

Pinkie: I'm Pinkie Pie.

Rarity: I am Rarity

Rainbow: Rainbow Dash

Spike: I'm Spike.

Scootaloo: Name's Scootaloo.

Sweetie Belle: And I'm Sweetie Belle.

Apple Bloom: Apple Bloom.

Shining Armor: I'm Shining Armor, and this is my wife, Cadance.

Theodore Tugboat: Theodore Tugboat.

Hank: My name is Hank.

Emily (tugboat): My name is Emily too.

George: I'm George.

Foduck: And I'm Foduck.

Knockout: I'm Knockout.

Puffer: I'm Puffer.

Dolphy: I'm Dolphy

Rachel: I'm Rachel.

Mighty Joe: I'm Mighty Joe.

Daylight: I'm Daylight, Mighty Joe's younger sister.

Jenny: I'm Jenny, Rachel's younger sister.

Pete: I'm Pete.

Kevin: And I'm Kevin.

Morley: I'm Morley.

Blitzer: I'm Blitzer.

Dile: I'm Dile.

July: I'm July.

BZ-7: I am BZ-7. And this is my counterpart, R5-K5.

R5-K5: [beeps in introduction]

Brian Griffin: Hello, my name is Brian Griffin.

Sylveon: My name is Sylveon. And these are my siblings: Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Umbreon, Glaceon, and Leafeon.

Belle: I'm Belle.

Gordon Quid: I am Gordon Quid.

Waffle: I'm Waffle.

Mr. Blik: I'm Mr. Blik.

One: I'm One. And these are my siblings: Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, and Seven.

Riolu: I'm Riolu.

Meloetta: I'm Meloetta.

Dawn: I am Dawn.

Alice: I'm Alice.

Horton: I'm Horton.

Blythe Baxter: My name is Blythe Baxter.

Zoe Trent: I am Zoe Trent.

Pepper Clark: I'm Pepper Clark.

Vinnie Terrio: My name's Vinnie Terrio.

Minka Mark: I'm Minka Mark! And Pleased to meetcha!

Sunil Nevla: Um,.... I am.. Sunil Nevla.

Russell Ferguson: I'm Russell Ferguson.

Penny Ling: I'm Penny Ling.

Tempest Shadow: I'm Tempest.

Grubber: I'm Grubber.

Songbird Serenade: I'm Songbird Serenade.

Capper: I'm Capper.

Captain Celaeno: I'm Captain Celaeno.

Princess Skystar: I am Princess Skystar.

Queen Novo: And I am Queen Novo.

Fiona: It's an honor to meet you all. (to Shrek) The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.

Shrek: Uh, no.

Fiona: Why not?

Shrek: I.... I have helmet hair.

Fiona: Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.

Shrek: No, no, you wouldn't... 'st.

Fiona: But how will you kiss me?

Shrek: What?

Hank: That wasn't in the job discretion! Wasn't it?

Rarity: Maybe it's a perk.

Fiona: No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower, and beset by a dragon, is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love's first kiss.

Donkey: Hmm? With Shrek? You think... Wait, wait, you think that Shrek is your true love?

Fiona: Well, yes.

[Donkey, Shrek and our heroes turn to one another and they burst out laughter]

Donkey: You think Shrek is your true love!

Seven: That is just priceless!

[Laughing continues]

Fiona: What is so funny?

Shrek: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay?

Fiona: Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. Now... Now remove your helmet.

Shrek: Look, I really don't think this is a good idea.

Fiona: Just take off the helmet.

Shrek: I'm not going to.

Fiona: Take it off.

Shrek: No!

Fiona: **NOW!**

Shrek: Okay! Easy. As you command, Your Highness.

[He takes off the helmet much to Fiona's shock as Shrek smiles]

Fiona: You... You're a... an ogre.

Shrek: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.

Fiona: Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an ogre.

Shrek: [sighs] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He's the one who wants to marry you.

Fiona: Then why didn't he come rescue me?

Shrek: Good question. You should ask him that when we get there.

Fiona: But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some ogre, and his... his pet. And some other people!

Donkey: Well, so much for noble steed.

Zoe Trent: I think I've just been offended.

Shrek: Look Princess, you're not making my job any easier.

Fiona: Well, I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. [sits on a rock] You can tell Lord Farquaad, that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here.

Belle: [to Cadance] To a Princess, she's rather stubborn.

Shrek: Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.

Fiona: You wouldn't dare.

[Shrek picks her up]

Shrek: Ya comin', guys?

Fiona: Oh! Put me down!

Donkey: Yeah, I'm right behind ya.

Thomas: Come on, let's go.

[They puff off to follow them]

Fiona: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down! [screams]