The Palorchecies (Rewritten)

Kiri: Ah! No.

(Kiri pulls out a plant in fear)

Kiri: Ah! (runs ahead)

(Kiri proceeds to pull out more plants)

Lou: Uh, Kiri where are you?

(Kiri is still panicking and pulling out more plants)

Kiri: Oh no, oh dear. (embarrassingly hides the plants)

(Lou walks over at that very moment, he sniffs something)

Lou: Hey, Kiri do you smell that?

Kiri: (EMBARRASINGLY) What?

Lou: The Puru-Puru flowers are out!

Dalvanius: Ah, cool!

Sorry: Come on, we're supposed to be throwing sticks! Never mind.

Kiri: No they're not.

Dalvanius: What flowers?

Sorry: Puru-Puru.

Lou: Huh? They must be!

Aqua: He'd know that smell anywhere!

Kiri: Nope, don't think so!

(Lou is getting mad slowly)

Lou: What are you doing?

Aqua: Oh, she's pull-

Kiri: Nothing. Also, Aqua please don't expose it.

(Kiri, feeling sorrowful, reveals the broken Puru-Puru plants)

Lou: Ah! (is surprised) (he sniffs the flowers) Mmm.

(Lou turns back to Kiri)

Lou: But why were you hiding them?

Kiri: You're my pet but... you know..

Lou: Oh.

Dalvanius: (SHOCKED) Oh my camouflaging-ears!

Kiri: Every time the Puru-Puru flowers come out, you abandon your collar and go away.

Lou: But Kiri, I have to! I'm your pet but I will come back as quickly as I can.

(Lou scratches the ground nervously)

Lou: It's when my whole species gets together.

Kiri: But you are away for ages, I don't see your happy little face for hours. All I see is your collar.

Lou: Just one night.

Sorry: I'll miss you Lou... (hugs him)

Dalvanius: Me too. We'll see you soon, our happy purple friend.

Kiri: Can I come with you this time?

Lou: You always ask me that.

Kiri: Well, can I? (does puppy dog eyes)

(Kiri looks down)

Kiri: It's not fair.

Lou: I know. (touches his collar)

Kiri: Is their food?

Aqua: I don't know. I don't think Lou's family eat what you like. Like baronies and giant fruit.

Kiri: Oh.

Lou: Yeah! There's always a boulder full of treats.

Kiri: A feast? Oh! (SHE BITES HER CLAWS IN ANGER)

Kiri: I knew it.

Dalvanius: Yeah.

Lou: Hey, I better run. I'm probably late.

Kiri: I don't think your family would like to see you wearing a collar like you always do. It will make you look insane. Take it off.

(Lou takes off his collar and gives it to Kiri)

Kiri: Have fun. Don't worry about me.

Lou: Ok. Bye.

(Lou walks off.)

(Kiri's smile quickly disappears.)

(Kiri's eye waters up)

Kiri: What the heck was that?

Aqua: I don't know. Mine's doing the same

Dalvanius: Me too. (sniffs)

Kiri: Hey you, get back in there! (tries to squeeze her tear back in)

Aqua: You rascal, get back in my eye.

Sorry: You too, water drop.

Kiri: Oh! Oh my gosh, I'm LEAKING! (SCREAMS)

Dalvanius, Sorry and Aqua: (SCREAMS)

Kiri: Oh, no.

Aqua: You're not crying aren't you?

Dalvanius and Sorry: Oh no we might be too and Aqua?

Aqua: Yeah, probably me.

Kiri: I'm not crying am I? No way! Kiri, Aqua, Sorry and Dalvanius don't cry!

(At that moment, Kiri, Aqua, Sorry and Dalvanius' eyes water up)

Kiri, Aqua, Sorry and Dalvanius: Waaaaaaaah! Oh, WAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(Cut to Kiri, Aqua, Sorry and Dalvanius running to Kiri's family.)

Kiri: (sniffs) Mom, Lou's gone again.

Kiri's mom: I know. You are always like that every year. Now wipe those tears.

Kiri: (tears up again) I can't! I'm crying! (cries more)

Kiri's mom: Then why don't you go find him?

Kiri: Ok. Can my friends come too?

Sorry: (sniffling)

Dalvanius: (whimpering a bit)

(Scene change, the friends have calmed down and are running through the forest)

Kiri: Lou! Lou-Lou! (goes across a vine) Wahoo! Lou?

Dalvanius: (checking a log) Lou?

Sorry: (looks under Rockaroonie) Lou?

(Kiri looks at Lou's collar)

Kiri: I miss you.

(3 hours later)

Aqua: Guys, look what I found!

Kiri: Is that clones of Lou? Woah, we weren't kidding!

(TROPICAL BEATS AND WOOPING)

Sorry: Woah, Aqua was right!

Dalvanius: Now we have to collar up the real one!

Kiri: I don't know which is which.

(SONG: We are the Palorchecies)

*We are the Palorchecies*

(PALORCHECIES GRUNTING BARKING)

*A very special species*

*We are the Palorchecies!*

*(Kiri: Wow!)*

(MORE PALORCHECIES GRUNTS AND BARKS)

(Kiri and her friends are swept up)

Kiri, Aqua, Dalvanius and Sorry: Whoa! Let me go!

Palorchecies: Hey, everyone look!

Kiri: Hey, buddy, I'm a Duadara!

Palorchecies: What shall we do with them?

Palorchecies: No one is allowed to see our ritual!

Lou: Wait, wait! STOP!

(Kiri looks at the collar and looks at the incoming Palorchecies)

Lou: That's Kiri, Aqua, Sorry and Dalvanius! They're my friends!

Kiri: (Holding Lou's collar) Lou!

Palorchecies: You know that little spiky beast, the other little spiky beast, the weird-head fool and the giant eared fool?

Lou: I sure do!

Kiri and Lou: Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra!

Old Palorchecies: If these little dinos are a friend of Lou's, there's only one thing we can do.

(Kiri puts Lou's collar back on him)

Aqua: We missed you.

(PALORCHECIES CHEER AND CHATTER)

Old Palorchecies: On with the dance!

*We are the Palorchecies,*

Kiri: And then the feast?

Aqua: There's no way Kiri's gonna get pregnant AGAIN

Kiri: Aqua!

Sorry: I'm kinda hungry right now. But we're ready to dance!

Old Palorchecies: Exactly.

*A very special species*

*A very special species*

*Raise our flags (nose) up high!*

Lou: Come on, guys! You are a Palorchecy now.

Kiri: But I'm a raptor.

*Sound the fearsome cry!*

*Palor-Palorchecy!*

Kiri: We're Palorchecies!

*Raise your flag up high, Palor-Palorchecy!*

*I'm getting very hungry... Palor-Palorchecies!*

Old Palorchecies: Are we not stretchy?

Palorchecies: We're stretchy stretchy!

(Credits)