Six Inch

The Acquaintances With Weapons pull off a heist job to steal the Tiamat fang wand at the Montgomery Museum.

## Major Plot Points

* AWW arrived in Crescent City in Thay's Wytch Elms thalmont. They went to the 9 and 3/4 Inches Tavern owned by a drag queen named La Bottomy. Salty Twat and Bigsby performed fabulously for the patrons. Fern must continue her search for hot lemon water.
* The gays here were happy they had a gay emperor but disagreed with Szass Tam's politics.
* Rhiannon approached the party and invited them to her VIP lounge. She shared that the Covenant found the last piece of Tiamat - a fang forged into a wand. A local museum owner named Hazel Montgomery found it and placed it in her collection. She requested AWW sneak into the museum's annual Pet Gala to swipe the wand.
* Voloth and Peggy went to Jack Black's Smith. Voloth had Jack put feathers all over his armor so he could dress up like his old immortal goose. Peggy bought a matching head piece, gloves, and leg warmers. She also bought studded armor for her pet rock.
* Bigsby, Salty Twat, Fern, Wet Dick, and Sudsy told N'Stink that their gig at the Montgomery Museum was canceled. This greatly angered and disappointed Dustin Timberwolf, Dance Ass, Dick Larder, and Joey Calzone.
* The group auditioned to replace N'Stink and were escorted backstage of the museum's performance hall. Voloth and Peggy posed as audience members.
* Bigsby, Salty Twat, and Sudsy performed on stage to a roaring success. Fern, Calypso, and Wet Dick used their magic to create special effects on stage. Wet Dick cast Earthquake to distract everyone so Voloth, Calypso, Fern, Peggy, Sudsy, and himself could sneak away.
* Peggy went to the fossil exhibit due to her love of rocks. She was told by the guards she couldn't press her nose against the glass. A handsome nobleman named Bruce Vayne, who was dressed as a bat approached her. The two shared awkward flirtations before Peggy gave Bruce a small pebble and a feather from her headdress. Bruce told her that bats were mammals.
* Sudsy went to the gift shop where he found an old woman dressed as a cow. He successfully persuaded her to let him drink from her utters, which were connect to a bag of milk.
* Wet Dick and Calypso went to the magic item exhibit. The pair failed to convince the guards here that they were museum workers who needed to take the wand collection to check for damages after the earthquake.
* A bartender approached Bigsby and Salty Twat at intermission and led them to their employee break room. She offered the pair a drink to toast their performance. Bigsby obliged after seeing her drink. Salty declined. The bartender then threw a glass vial at them, exposing them to poisonous gas. Both suffered poison damage but only Salty Twat became poisoned. Bigsby cast a dance spell on the bartender, making her dance under his control. The duo interrogated the bartender and she revealed that she was working for a thief named Tigress. She was told to be on the lookout for AWW and to eliminate them. She wasn't sure who made the contract with Tigress.
* Voloth and Fern investigated the dragon exhibit and didn't find any fangs that matched Tiamat. Voloth tried to buy some of the pieces but the guards said Hazel never parted with her possessions. She always just stored what's not displayed in the basement.
* The party reunited by the basement door. Fern cured Salty Twat's poisoning. Sudsy then picked the lock open. The group went downstairs and found Maeve, the museum curator and Hazel's daughter, down there. She explained she was looking for the museum's master key. She lost it between here and the upstairs bar.
* When AWW went to the upstairs bar, they approach a half white dragon guard. He acted shifty and then left. Sudsy tried to follow him but lost him in the crowd. Fern shifted into a ladybug and saw him shape shift into a Crescent City noble dressed as a crow. She was able to sneakily check his pockets and make off with his keys by changing into a rat.
* Wet Dick lied to Maeve saying they couldn't find the key and that she should look elsewhere as they look around the basement. The water genasi then found a secret safe and opened it with the key. The safe opened to a black hole that sucked Wet Dick, Fern, Calypso, and Peggy in. Salty Twat, Bigsby, Sudsy, and Voloth all held on to something.
* The group that went into the black hole found themselves in a pocket dimension where Hazel stored her wares. They found Tigress pocketing the Tiamat fang wand. A fight broke out between Tigress and AWW. The party's comrades joined them quickly afterward.
* Tigress whipped rat Fern in the face, making her turn back into wood elf Fern while she was in Wet Dick's pants. Her transformation destroyed the cleric's trousers. Peggy shot Tigress with magic missiles. Wet Dick healed Fern. Calypso used thunder grasp on Tigress. Fern failed to polymorph the thief. Voloth then hit her with eldritch blasts. Near death, Tigress offered the wand to AWW for 50,000 gold. Voloth threatenly stroked his now bedazzled maul. She gave him the wand for free. The goliath used pyschometry and discerned the wand was fake. Her stabbed Tigress with it in the leg. She handed over the ral wand, and told AWW Valindra Shadowmantle hired her and then left.
* When AWW tried to escape with the wand, Calypso, Salty Twat, Peggy, Wet Dick, and Fern got stuck in a large crowd. Bruce Vayne approached Peggy, accusing her of stealing his watch. When Peggy looked out the museum window, she saw Tigress wave while holding the timepiece. Bruce told Peggy the watch belonged to his murdered father. This injustice made Bruce scream, "I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT!" He then left to become Crescent City's newest defender against injustice.
* Voloth, Sudsy, and Bigsby made it passed the crowd but were stopped by guards. Voloth's weak joke about getting home before turning back into a pumpkin secured their getaway. The rest of the group then joined them outside.