Megg

**Megg** is a depressed stoner witch and one of the main characters in *Megg, Mogg & Owl*. She is the daughter of Amelie. She dates Mogg since their teenagehood even though she's in love with Booger, having cheating on him with her several times. She also writes poetry and is a musician.

## Appearance

Megg is a woman with lime green skin, a long nose, freckles and long orange hair. She's also seen with blonde hair, and blue hair. She wears a long black dress and a black witch hat. Under her dress she is barefoot, and in fact she wears no other clothes.

It's mentioned that she has horrible breath and that her dental health is so bad that her teeth regularly crumble.

## Personality

Megg's life sucks and she's keenly aware of this fact. One can say that she might be the most depressed character in the comic. She often has mental breakdowns and has to isolate herself in her room, where she lies down in her bed among lots of trash and even pees in bottles so she doesn't have to leave the room.

She's negative and either high or drunk almost all of the time as a way to cope with her problems. Megg apparently has schizophrenia as she usually sees walking skeletons that aren't actually there and gets absolutely freaked out when they appear.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

Even though she's a witch, Megg is almost never seen using her powers. Hanselmann refers to her as a "lapsed witch."[**citation needed**]

* **Flight:** Once she drove Mogg to his solo noise show in a flying broom, as witches are known to do.

### Abilities

* **Musician:** Megg is able to play the keyboard and also sing.

## Biography

In high school, Megg used to date Werewolf Jones. Mogg was jealous of both of them. Owl also fell in love with her back then, but has always been too afraid to do something about it. When she was 16, Megg started dating Mogg. At the same time, she also dropped out of school and began to live a depressed lifestyle that still she maintains until this day, sleeping more than she should, not cleaning her room and even pissing in jars so she doesn't have to leave her room.

One day, the DEA entered her mother's house and took with them Megg's weed. She got really mad at her mother, as this only happened because Amelie was a known drug dealer by the DEA. To compensate, Amelie used the money she kept for drugs to buy Megg a pair of "Wayne Gretzky's" rollerblades, that cost around $300 at the time. Years later, in a moment of despair, Jones and Mogg convinced her to sell the rollerblades for only $20 so they could buy drugs.

Megg is a 29 year old woman who's unemployed, stuck in a bad relationship, surrounded by toxic friends, and constantly high to the point of near-catatonia. It's shown that her entire adult life thus far has consisted of living in squalor and the same aimless, drunken misadventures she was having a teenager. Age is catching up with her by the time *Bad Gateway* takes place, with her depression, isolation from the rest of humanity, and her lack of fulfillment all taking their toll on her mental health.

WW and Megg have had a band together called Horse Mania. Jones ended the band after he discovered that Megg had started a new band with Booger called Knife Crime.

When Owl, sick of being treated poorly, moves out from the house in New Years eve 2014, Werewolf Jones moves in to take his place. He's the only inhabitant with a stable job and always pays his part of the rent in time. Without Owl's presence, the house quickly descends into an even worse state and, surprisingly, he is the one who becomes the most organized person.

Later on, Owl moves back in and Jones goes back to his house with Diesel and Jaxon, who were staying with Susan. However, this doesn't stop neither he nor Megg and Mogg from treating him badly.

Originally, in Christmas eve 2017, after being banned from the house, Werewolf Jones enters quietly and begs for Megg to let him stay because he doesn't have anywhere to go. He even goes as far as to declare to her, to which she's sickened by and tells him that he's been "a real cunt" to everyone. Owl and Mogg enter the living room and see them together. Mogg is infuriated and yells at Jones demanding him to leave, while also calling him names. Jones starts to cry and leaves right away. He hides in the bushes outside waiting for the gang to leave and then breaks in, slamming the christmas tree to the ground and jerking off in Megg and Mogg's bed, while crying and feeling guilty. When they get back, seeing the state Jones has left the house, all of them get engared but decide not to waste time on this, since it's christmas eve.

The next day, the phone rings and Megg picks it up. Desperate, Booger tells her that she let Jones sleep on the couch at her house and she and Jones's kids had just found him dead when they went to look for presents. He had died due to an overdose. Later on, in "Xmas 2019", Hanselmann changes the way Jones dies and it is mentioned that he was found under a bridge.

A flash-forward at the end of Below Ambition suggests Megg eventually does mature and leave her toxic situation. An older Megg is shown living in a beach house away from the city, raising a young daughter who resembles Booger.

Though happier and much more functional, future-Megg still privately mourns Werewolf Jones, suggesting she never got over her feelings for him.

### Criminal Record

* **Assault**
* **Burglary:** Megg and Mogg broke into Toni's Deli to steal food.
* **Drug abuse**
* **Fraud**
* **Hit and Run**[**citation needed**]
* **Psychological Torment**
* **Rape:** Megg, Mogg and WW assaulted and raped Owl as his birthday gift.
* **Shoplifting:** Megg stole an iCarly DVD from Video Dome.
* **Slander:** Mogg and Megg tried to incriminate Owl for a crime they commited.
* **Theft**

## Relationships

* Krystal - Aunt
* Unnamed grandmother
* Unnamed daughter

Allies* Mogg - Boyfriend
* Owl - Friend
* Werewolf Jones † - Ex-Boyfriend and Friend
* Booger - Friend, Love Interest and Lover
* Mike - Friend
* Ian
* Dracula Junior
* Dan
* Robot
* Jack
* Marie - Therapist
* Tim

## Trivia

* Megg is meant to be a parody of the character Meg, from Helen Nicoll and Jan Pienkowski's "Meg and Mog" picture book series.
* Megg is inspired by Simon Hanselmann himself.
* Megg says she's pretty sure she has asperger's.[**citation needed**]
* Megg is 5'3" and she weights 107 lbs.
* Megg's driver's license is seen briefly in the comic Entertainment, it lists her full name as "Meghan Titsworth"

## Links and References

2. ↑ War of the Worlds
3. ↑ 24 HR Stress Wave
4. ↑ Teeth
5. ↑ Teeth (Again)
6. ↑ Mogg's Noise Show
7. ↑ Below Ambition (Book)
8. ↑ Drone
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 Throwing Rocks at Powerlines
10. ↑ Rollerblades
11. ↑ Day 10,632
12. ↑ Cocktails
13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 28 Days Later
14. ↑ 14.0 14.1 Xmas 2017
15. ↑ Xmas 2019
16. ↑ 16.0 16.1 Heist
17. ↑ Owl's Birthday
18. ↑ Video STore
19. ↑ Ian McQuaid: meet simon hanselmann, australia's only cross-dressing comic book writer (26 April 2016). i-D. Archived from the original on April 27, 2022.
20. ↑ Simon Hanselmann on Instagram: *"This is autobiographical. I’m Megg, my friend Karl is Werewolf Jones."* (source)
21. ↑ Lingerie Witches