Welcome Back Song

Studio C is back!

## Transcript

Mallory: *The last season on Studio C went pretty super dang well
At least we hoped that you weren't bored
There were vikings and angels and a lot of random deaths
And this season we can only promise more*

*Season Two
Everything will be perfect
In Season Two
Nothing will ever go wrong*

Whitney: *Jason will play twelve different ethnicities
and it will only be mildly offensive*
Jason: *And last season we didn't have much money
Now we're rolling in the benjamins*

Jason: Yeah.
Mallory: Oh, my face.
Matt: What happened to the benjamins?
Natalie: Turns out we only had ones, we had to split it into nickels, so...

*Season Two
Everything will be fancy
In Season Two
We'll use our green screen way more*

Matt: *Hey look, I'm skiing
Hey look, I'm giant size
I'm playing basketball
I'm doing jazzercise*

Whitney: Matt, Matt, you got to stop, it looks like you're punching middle-aged women.
Matt: What? No, it's jazzercise.

*Season Two
Season Two will blow your mind
In Season Two
We're gonna do a sketch with a live gorilla*

Jared Shores: No, you're not.
Matt: *With a donkey*
Jared Shores: Way too dirty.
Mallory: *With a domesticated cat*
Jared Shores: Nope, nope.
Stephen: *With a parrot*
Jared Shores: No.
Natalie: *With a dog*
Jared Shores: Not gonna happen.
Whitney: *With a beetle*
Jared Shores: I don't care, you can have a beetle. You can do whatever you want with a beetle.
Whitney: I wasn't serious.

*This season we will have more time for Jeremy to express himself
Go!
Come on Jeremy
Okay*

Jason: In Season Two, we're gonna go in the audience a lot more. Yeah! Here we go! We're having a good time! Yeah! How is it- Woah! What are you doing?! I can't breathe! Why?! Help!

*In Season Two
We'll have nine main cast members instead of ten
What?!
Yeah, and this year we will get to go backstage more
The whole cast is great on and off stage, so-*

Mallory: Turn around, turn around, turn around.
Matt: What? What's happened?
Mallory: Jeremy is being arrested! Move! Move!
Jeremy: There's a box under my bed. Burn it. Burn it. Please. Burn it.

*One of the most exciting things that you can expect to see
Is a special guest appearance from none other than the hilarious Bill Cosby*

Matt: What? Who is this?
Mallory: That's not Bill Cosby? He tricked me…
Matt: Let's wrap this up.
Mallory: Okay.

*Season Two
Season Two will change your life
Season Two
Season Two will cure lupis
Season Two
Season Two*

Only in the original sketch on BYUtv:
Whitney: Bye, Jeremy.

## Trivia

* This is the first sketch of Season 2.
* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the first featured song since Bad Timing: The Musical.
	+ This is the second song to feature all ten Cast members, after Everything Sounds Nicer.
* This is the oldest sketch to have the old description on YouTube.
* This is the first sketch since Lord of the Dance to have all ten Cast members playing in it.
* This is the first sketch to feature Jared Shores.
	+ Jared Shores is the third non-Cast member to have a spoken role in a sketch, after Elizabeth Funk in Awkward Avoidance Viking: Ex-Girlfriend and Shawn Bradley in Shoulder Angel Meets Shawn Bradley.
* This sketch features the most extras as of yet, since members of the Crew and members of the audience are featured.
* This is the first sketch to include extras alongside all ten Cast members.
* This is the twentieth sketch in a row to feature Mallory Everton, and the fifteenth sketch in a row to feature Matt Meese.
* This is the only sketch of Season 2 Episode 1 to feature Adam Berg.
* This is the third sketch to take place in a recording/film studio, after Bad Extra and Emergency Pitch Meeting.
* During the episode on BYUtv, "Bye, Jeremy" can be heard at the end of the sketch. However, this cannot be heard in the sketch on YouTube.