Pastel Profile

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* Not Bout Me
* Achievements
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* Not 'bout Me 2.0

**Profile**

*This user is sexually attracted to all things peach.*

Sup. I'm the resident pervert with the sexuality of a cactus and an attraction to all things cat!dog!dog!cat; I am also the local/family disappointment.

I am in a serious relationship with Robert Schumann (don't tell Clara) and Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (I mean, the guy’s hella great and he’s a homosexual; what’s not to love??).

I am Icefern's douchecanoe of an evil twin even though we don’t have the same birthday nor parents. I have long hair with spiky roots that is dyed green and orange with hints of purple, maroon, blue, pink, and white. I am a punk emo goth jock who is secretly preppy and even more secretively nerdy. I have a severe attraction to koalas and sheep and tend to fantasize shagging them. Also, a little secret: I sacrificed my parents’ bodies to Lucifer, his purple minions that speak Spanish, and God after harvesting mum and pap’s internal organs for a meat salad. I currently live in a leprechaun’s library under Chuck Norris’ supervision.

**Characters**

▫ Jaspar the Bluejay
▫ Snarkybear
▫ Komorebi
▫ Samael
▫ Bubbledrop

**People Who Don't Suck as Much as Others**

▫ Daang, you 'n your Toph love, you Appaethetic monster!!
▫ The Cabbage-Bending Master
▫ Kinky Tohrkink
▫ Successful black market organ harvester
▫ Bookshelves and daisy chains
▫ Azula
▫ Masturbation Master
▫ Hot Mess

**aboutmeofcourse**
**Average Daily Screwups:** 666

**Daily Profanity Count:** Over ate mill eon

**Crushing on:** !!! mommy !!!

**In a Relationship with:** Prokofiev and Tchaikovsky

**Black Soul Trapped by:** taste the rain, be the bow <3<3

**Birthday:** Mayprilember 72nd, 3004

**Preferred Mode of Transportation:** being carried with three fingers or riding on MussoLenler Cauliflowermobile

**Favorite Place in the World:** Waterproof bed in Atlantis

**Favorite Movies:** The Chronicles of Snarky Holophrasis, The Tales of Holophrasis, The Three Saltytears: Khrome, Sono, and Snarks

**Achieving Like No Tomorrow**

▫ Pervert of the Minute Award | Plastic Medal
▫ Wimpiest Break-Up-Disher of the Eon Award | Straw Trophy
▫ Ugliest Fingernails Prize | Tangerine Peel Trophy

**Crushes Crushes Crushes**

**Toph Beifong** and I had... a rather rocky... relationship. When I realized I had feelings for her, the realization... it hit me hard.

**Zuko** was a rather hot person. I think to some degree, he was aware of that too. The way he burned on and on about shame and honor would cause people to throw him odd looks with a fiery, heated, annoyance.

**Katara** and I had wonderful conversations. They would flow so fluidly. She was the moon to my ocean, the push to my pull, the white to my black. In the same manner that I fell for her, we also drifted apart... because she just had to fall in love with that cursed bald baby who is too wimpy to hurt anything.

**Sokka** was sokkastic as hell, oh Agni. When I pushed him away, he would always unfailingly return until an incident that involved an apple and a baby sabermoose... Also, he fell in love with a walking talking lycheenut (Suki).

**Aang** was a dick. Except he probably has nothing short of a tiny willie. I never crushed on this atrocious, despicable, excuse for a person.

**Azula** (next to Toph, of course) was the REAL DEAL. Because damn was that girl smoking in every single way.

**No, you miscalculated!!**

▫ Avatar nerd/fanatic/lover
▫ Would 10/10 marry cats and dogs and have furry offspring
▫ Definitely messages people at 4 am with nonsensical nothings
▫ Love drawing but I can't draw a straight line without looking like Mount Everest had half of its range cut off
▫ I am a jealous snarkplush who loves to piss people off and find ways to speak inappropriately!

I'm

Lost in skies of powdered gold

&

Caught in clouds of silver ropes

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for chocolate.