What Your Favourite Ultra Says About You

If any of this offends you in any way, shape or form then I beg you to go get a life.

~~And while you're at it, get one for me please.~~

**OG**: You have only watched one (1) season, also you were introduced to the franchise through Godzilla

**Seven**: You have only watched two (2) seasons

**Zoffy**: You really wish he'd get more screentime...

**Jack**: You probably don't like most Heisei Ultras, like Gaia for example

**Ace**: Be honest, you just want to see sh!t get brutally torn apart

**Taro**: You *really* like the Showa era's wackier moments

**Marie**: You main Peach in Smash Bros

**Ken**: You are a toku nerd living a happy life with your wife and children

**Leo**: You like characters with tragic backstories

**Astra**: Everyone compares you to your big brother and nobody loves you as much as they love him

**King**: You are lazy

**Joneus**: You have a really big forehead

**Hellar**: You dislike the Ultras, you just watch the series for the kaiju

**Elek, Loto, Amia and the Elder of U40**: Yeeeeeah, no f\*ck off, you are just trolling

**80**: You don't have friends

**Yullian**: You take great pleasure in shipping fictional characters

**The Ultra Force**: You don't exist

**Great**: You're Australian

**Powered**: You get bullied a lot for having a different opinion

**Nyan**: Spotted the furry

**Pict**: Literally who???

**Tiga**: You have only watched three (3) seasons

**Evil Tiga**: You write fanfiction with Evil Tiga returning as an ally to assist Tiga in his fight against the dark giants

**Kamila**: You like to be dominated by women

**Darramb**: You are a chad

**Hudra**: You are an incel

**Dyna**: You think Tiga is overrated

**Terranoid/Zelganoid**: Don't you think you are stretching the definition of an Ultra? Not even a little?

**Gaia**: Some random guy online keeps harassing you for some reason

**Agul**: You were born an edgelord

**Neos**: You enjoy the more obscure parts of the franchise

**Zearth**: You really wish that third movie hadn't been scrapped...

**Nice**: You have no soul

**Cosmos**: You have played Undertale seven times and you've always gone for the Pacifist route

**Chaos Ultraman**: You think you're a special little snowflake now don't you?

**Justice**: You are (or at least identify as) transgender/transsexual

**Legend**: You'd sell your soul to have both of his components return and fuse into him, **AND YOU SUCCEEDED**

**Nexus/The Next/Noa**: *Otromenexus adalah paling terkuat dalam Siri Otromen kerana dia ialah Otromenoa yang digelar sebagai "God Of Noa" di dalam siri Otromen Hayata dan Otromen Meks, Noa telah memberi Biru Benda Baraji kepada tamadun kuno Baraji untuk mengalahkan raksasa Antlar yang kebal daripada serangan Otromen Hayata dan Otromen Meks. Biru Benda Baraji tersebut menunjukkan kuasa hebat Noa walaupun dalam Biru Benda Baraji yang kecil sahaja. Biru Benda Baraji ditinggalkan di tamadun kuno kerana Noa menggunakan kuasa ramalan masa depan untuk meramalkan perkembalian Antlar di masa depan dan memberi orang Baraji senjata untuk mengalahkannya. Kuasa ramalan ini adalah satu antara sebanyak seribu kemampuan lain yang belum dapat dilihat dalam siri, novel, atau majalah.*

**Zagi**: Same joke as Astra

**Faust**: Same joke as Justice

**Mephisto**: You like redeemed villains

**Mephisto Zwei**: You don't like redeemed villains

**Max**: You love both Showa and Heisei eras equally

**Mebius**: You complain about Mebius not returning but you went on a rampage when Tsupro wanted to replace his voice actor

**Hikari**: You watched a lot of Jimmy Neutron as a kid

**Chaiyo Trio**: Some men just want to watch the world burn, you are one of them

**Ultraman Boy**: ***FBI OPEN UP***

**Zero**: You are the scum of the Earth, every day you make the living conditions of others around you worse, you are the reason children in Africa die of starvation

**Belial**: You try too hard to be cool, also your parents think you are a failure

**Saga**: You skip the human parts every time you watch his movie

**Ultraman (Dragon Force)**: kys

**Ginga**: You wish people would stop b!tching about his first season...

**Victory**: You get into fights and apologise right after

**X**: Gridman is your favourite non-Ultra toku hero

**Orb**: You ***really*** wish people would stop b!tching about the New Gen era...

**Geed**: You have a daddy kink

**Rosso**: You are the oldest child and think it's your responsibility to protect the others

**Blu**: You like surfing even though you are terrible at it

**Grigio**: You are a lolicon

**Orb Dark**: You hated R/B's second half

**Ruebe**: You don't think R/B was half bad

**Tregear**: You are an awful person and hate all of your friends

**Gruebe**: You firmly believe that unlocking a new form through the power of your friends and family and demolishing the big bad villain as awesome music plays is the unmatchable peak of media experience

**Dark-Killer**: You will fight with everything you have in your mental arsenal to prove he's an Ultra

**Ribut**: You don't like the New Gen era

**Taiga**: Your parents are divorced

**Titas**: You initially only liked him because of the T H I C C meme but you've genuinely grown to like his personality

**Fuma**: Your favourite anime is Naruto

**Imit-Belial**: You haven't had a single original idea in your entire life

**Z**: You're a huge lore nerd

**Reiga**: You're Louise

**Trigger**: **You'll keep coming back. We'll keep banning you. And Fanboy will keep inheriting your content and making it decent. One side has to give up, and it's not gonna be us.**

**Carmeara**: You never got over your first break-up

**Darrgon**: You write alternate endings to Trigger where he gets to live and becomes an ally

**Hudram**: You watch Patrick Bateman edits unironically

**Regulos**: You hate humans and character interactions in toku and just want to see guys in suits beat each other up

**Decker**: You were planning a New Generation remake of your favorite Heisei series before his reveal

**Dinas**: *The Third Kiddogeddon is upon us*

**Blazar**: You're a gremlin.