Arc 2 Quotes

## Episode 1

[00:03:51]

Haley: 'What if we break the enchantment? Is that the heist?"

Gus: "If you break the enchantment?"

Sam: "We kill the city."

Gus: "The city would... freeze, and basically everyone would either have to leave or die. So..."

Sam: "I can't wait to kill everyone."

Haley (innocently): "Maybe that's the heist. I don't know what the heist is."

[00:08:43]

Gus: "Ash, you look at this Tabaxi and you know him as one of your past victims of your exploits of taking people home from taverns and robbing them blind..."

Julia: "The one in the cast?"

Gus: "No, the one on crutches is the one that you robbed."

Haley: "The strong one. The successful one."

Madison (suggestively): "The fluffy one."

Julia (deadpan): "Hm. Yes. My type."

[00:10:43]

Ash: "I'm a little bit nervous, because I've stolen from this person who has invited me over, and I just watched a large lion person walk in before me, and I am unsure what's about to happen to me."

[00:34:15]

Gus: "Yeah, so you can go ahead and add Sending Stones to your character sheet."

Sam: "I feel like it's the equivalent of taking their iPhones."

Gus: "Yeah- 'Hey, what's you percentage at, what's your charge at? Can I borrow that?'"

[00:40:04]

Lyndell: "I was gonna march right up to Gem Lovejoy, start tellin' her all our plans."

Viktor: "Lyndell, I hope you're joking, I do not know you well enough to know what your sense of humour is like."

[01:07:04]

Robyn: "Oh, isn't that like Hope to give me just a second chance?"

Penny: "Yeah, isn't that like Hope to..."

Gus: "...gestures at the incredibly long scroll that is spilling out onto the floor..."

Madison (laughing): "That's Hope's letter!"

Penny (tiredly): "This could have- the cost it takes to deliver something like this? Ugh. Anyway."

Robyn: "Oh i think I got one of those in my bedroom, too, I guess I gotta read that."

Penny: "Probably gotta get a storage unit in the city to fill up if she keeps writing to you, Robyn."

## Episode 2

[00:24:09]

Lyndell: "Something will happen. And then... that'll be what happens."

Robyn: "You always know what to say, Lyndell."

[00:32:53]

Ash: "Plan C is always poison."

[00:40:53]

Gus: "Yeah, 2 plus 2. Only episode we can say 2 plus 2."

[...]

Haley: "That's not true! I'm gonna do math every episode!"

Gus (jokingly threatening): "Don't you dare!"

Haley (like a stubborn teenager): "You can't stop me, you're not my real dad!"

Gus: "I'm not your fake dad, we've been over this!"

## Episode 3

[00:22:08]

Gem: "Are there any guards up on the roof for the teleportation circle? Do you have that guarded?"

Gus: "...And Penny goes:"

Penny: "No- No, no, why would I need to guard that, I'm not-"

Lyndell: "Does it need to be guarded? Are we worried? Do we need to have somebody up there?"

Gem: "I- Oh. You know."

Gus: [Silence]

Lyndell: "Listen, I hate to leave Richard alone at the party-"

Gus: "Haley you're a fucking genius, oh my god."

[01:05:53]

Julia: "I fully thought, when he asked you to do his hair, that you were gonna like preen him like a cat."

Haley: "I- listen, the thought came up in my brain."

Julia: "I thought you were gonna lick his head."

Gus (laughing): "Oh my god."

Haley: "I was like: This is what a cat would do. I don't want to lick Richard."

[01:08:31]

Gus: "I love how I said in my opening monologue that none of you have tried to rob a Lovejoy before, and I was fully wrong. Ash has been robbing Lovejoys as long as she's been around."

## Episode 4

[00:33:36]

Madison: "Do you and your dice need to go to therapy?"

## Episode 5

[00:16:23]

Gus: "Yeah, if you all want to book it out of this hallway, you will still have to run through fire and take more damage as you are running through fire."

Madison: "Yes absolutely."

Haley: "Please don't just stand there."

Sam: "You know I'd rather just stay here and burn alive."

Julia: "Let's have a discussion about what we should do about the fire."

[00:45:52]

Haley: "I wanted to look for any signs that these hooks were meant to, like, hold restraints."

Sam: "Ooh, kinky."

[00:57:48]

Madison (laughing): "We are highly professional thieves."

Ash: "My mouth is really dry, it's full of birdseed."

## Episode 6

[00:14:54]

Madison: "Robyn is like: 'I can't steal more from my family' and Lyndell is like: 'What?'"

Sam: "'Huh? I can't hear you over the sound of me stealing!'"

[00:22:28]

Lyndell: "Miss Rose, I am not good at comin' up with stories."

Sasha: "Ok, ok, fair enough."

Lyndell: "It's not a specialty of mine, lyin'. Not-" (Realising that it sounded like "lion") "Oh, well that's funny."