Japan “kinda” wants a photo

**"Japan “kinda” wants a photo"** is an episode of MrSpherical, and the first part of the Empire of Japan arc.

## Blurb

The attack on Pearl Harbor, which occurred on December 7, 1941. It was a surprise military strike by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States, leading to the United States' entry into World War II.

## Summary

### Intro

The United States of America plans to attack the Empire of Japan without any hesitation, whereas Japan plans to strike Pearl Harbor. America talks to some crabs, but they all leave, with America calling them traitors. America just decided to sit back and relax. As Japanese planes approach American airspace, claiming that if America doesn't want to sell oil to them, they will destroy him at Pearl Harbor.

### First Wave

They spot America at the beach of Oahu. They launch their first wave of attacks, which involves Japan taking a photo of a warship sinking. As American troops aboard their ships congregate, a bomb drops on a ship, sending two Americans into the sea. More attacks follow, which throw more and more Americans into the Pacific. As Japan smiles, the Americans try to flee, but are all knocked into the ocean.

America thinks about how to fight, but he spent all his days taking a break from war he forgot to fight. Just then, Japan appears next to America and ambushes him, claiming that he will stop the atacks once America lifts the oil embargo. America refuses, knowing that Japan would just use it to continue his attacks on East and Southeast Asia.

### *Arizona BB-39*

As a crab performs the Crab Rave, America tells Japan that they are impeding on the colonies' freedom, and Japan claims that they will be free to obey him. When Japan claims that America doesn't know what freedom is, America punches him. Meanwhile, Americans continue shooting Japanese planes down. Just as America celebrates this victory, a Japanese pilot sinks the *Arizona*, and Japan takes a photo of the sunken ship, claiming that no one would fear America again. America then claims that Japan is going down.

### Second Wave

America tells his army that they need to fight against the Japanese, whereas Japan shows his troops the photo he took, causing the Japanese army to cheer. Japan tells his army that they need to damage the American military enough that American intervention will be delayed. The Japanese launch their attack, but their first wave left smoke in the air, which was enough to make it nearly impossible to see. They start shooting everywhere. American explains the attack to his army, and then quickly goes near the *Nevada* ship. He decides to use his aircrafts, but they are bombed by the Japanese army, so he has to jump on the ship.

### *Nevada*

America shoots at a Japanese aircraft, but it doesn't damage the aircraft. The Japanese pilot tells America to surrender, America refuses and shouted at the pilot that he will never be caught and Japan will not get away with this. The ship was heavily damaged by Japanese aircrafts. As America shouting to the pilots, an aircraft suddenly drops a bomb. The bomb bounces towards *Nevada* on water, and eventually bounces across the ship, exploding on water. Two American soldiers jumped off the ship.

### Japan VS America

A Japanese pilot jumps out of the plane and lands on *Nevada*, with another ship being bombed in the background. Japan takes out a katana, America was surprised by that, and takes out a baseball bat. Two countries start fighting on the ship. Japan shows a picture of destroyed *Arizona*, and tries to fight America with the katana, but it's blocked by America. Japan claims that it's all America's fault, because of the Perry Expedition in 1853. But America blames Japan for his invasions in Asia, and tells Japan to stop blaming other for his own decisions. While America telling Japan to give up, Japan contacts his army. and another aircraft shows up to bomb the ship again. America goes back to the beach, and decided to declared war on Japan, joining the World War II. The Manhattan Project is shown in the end.

## Trivia

* The first and current thumbnails are a parody of the one from America "kinda" hates war.
	+ The name "Japan “kinda” wants a photo" is also a parody of "America "kinda" hates war".

## Gallery

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### Video

Two American soldiers are talking on a ship.A ship was bombed by a Japanese aircraft.The US is being chased by several Japanese aircrafts.A Japanese pilot is flying an aircraft.Battle between the US and Imperial Japan.Heavily damaged USS *Neveda* battleship.The US went back to the beach.