Segments

Each episode contains at least one of many possible segments. This page is most certainly out of date no matter when it was last updated.

## Abby's Tight 20

Abby is always working on her Tight 20 (jokes).

## American Sports

A segment about American sports (sports sports).

## And Out Come the Green World

A podcast within a podcast about Dar Williams and Rancid, hosted by Jamie and Sarah.

## Baller of the Week

This segment is for the person who is the baller each week.

## Book Description

Actually more of a Structural Bit. Jack and Tanner describe the books twice. In the Little Sister Patreon episodes, they write a new parody song each week. In the main canon books, there is often a terrible clock or a game of typing or burgers.

## Burn of the Week

These books feature the hottest burns. Most of the time.

## Claudia and Stacey, Baseball Idiots

Claudia and Stacey are idiots about baseball.

## Claudia's Closet

A segment describing the notable outfits Claudia (and sometimes others) wear.

## Compliment of the Week

A segment highlighting compliments the characters give one another.

## Da Bonky

A segment of a slightly more adult nature.

## Dad Talk

Where Jack and Tanner talk about being dads.

## Dad Watch

Where we all keep an eye on new facts about the dads of Stonybrook.

## Deep Voice Boys

Roleplaying with Goliath, Dave, Mark, and others.

## First-Degree Burn

Burn of the Week, but for the Little Sister books.

## The Future

A roleplaying segment from the distant future, starring Mikalah and Lakelan.

## Great American Novel of the Week

Is this a great American novel, or a book by Ann M. Martin?

## Hashtag Swoon

This segment highlights swoonworthy characters in the novels.

## Immersed in Thirst

This segment is a lot like Hashtag Swoon.

## IP Freely

A place for highlighting intellectual property theft.

## IP Under Duress

IP Freely, but for the Little Sister series.

## Jack Googles

Sometimes Jack Googles, and there's an awesome theme song.

## Lerangis Moment

The moment you know the book could be written by no other than Peter Lerangis, with a different theme song each time.

## Little Sniffle

Tearful Moment for the Little Sister books.

## Meme of the Week

A segment of the show where an Internet meme is discussed.

## Miles Moment

A moment for talking about the ghostwriter Ellen Miles.

## Mom Talk

Where we keep an eye on new info about the moms of Stonybrook.

## Mr. Prezzioso's Boys' Basketball Corner

A segment introduced far too late in the series, for talking about Mr. Prezzioso and his love of boys' basketball.

## Oops! All Berries

A segment of the show where Jack and Tanner discuss happenings and corrections from both the books and the outward circle of Baby Nation.

## Pete Black (Back in Black)

A segment for discussing the shenanigans of Pete Black.

## Refrigerator Play

Mr. Spier and Mrs. Schafer have a very healthy sexual relationship, often involving the kitchen.

## Review

Technically more of a Structural Bit than a segment. In the BSCMC, Jack and Tanner follow Tim Cook's directive to review the novels on the burgeoning social media platform that is Apple Books.

## Soileau You Into the Dark

Another classic theme song, and a time for talking about the cover art by Hodges Soileau. Sometimes there is a song here.

## Strike Against the Patriarchy

Sometimes these books strike back against the patriarchy.

## Tanner Googles

An "early and often" segment with a great theme song: Tanner Googles things on his phone to Jack's chagrin.

## Nola Thacker Moment

A moment for talking about the great Nola Thacker

## That's Nerds

A segment for talking about nerdy behavior.

## Trackin' Jackie

Jackie Rodowsky is a time-traveler who has lived many lives.

## Twilight Zone

A BSCC Mystery segment, for talking about how the mysteries are a parallel universe to the main canon.

## Wandering Frog People

Ann invented a game and left the rules scattered throughout these books.

## Welcome to the Cool School

Where Jack and Tanner decide if things are cool.

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