A Pervy RP

* 3:36

MamaLuigi22
The scene begins with a prologue featuring Pervy singing "I'm sexy and I know it" is shown as a Star Wars like Begining description is shown

* "A long time a go, in a Pervy galaxy far far away..."
* 3:38

TheEnderGamer
nice movie

* 3:38

MamaLuigi22
The story begins with Deadpool conversing with Pervy

* 3:39

TheEnderGamer
brb

* back
* 3:41

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: And I said I just prefer Taco Bell to McDonald's and she just left! Can you believe that?

* 3:41

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Really?

* 3:42

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Yeah! I had to kidnap her and everything. I still got her in my basement, we can f\*ck her lager

* \*later
* 3:42

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Why not now?

* 3:42

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: I love you so much

* 3:43

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: Me 2 bby

* 3:44

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Oh sh\*t. Trump has Methal Sonic

* (trumps the villain XD )
* 3:44

TheEnderGamer
makes sense

* trump sucks
* 3:45

MamaLuigi22
I mean he's a real life villain, so it's just him being himself

* 3:45

TheEnderGamer
ye

* 3:45

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Now we can't have our 4-way! Methal Sonic has the condoms!

* 3:46

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: ATTACK TRUMPPPP

* 3:47

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: but first, let's get some fried food, I'm hungry

* 3:47

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: k

* Deadpool grabs some french fries
* Deadpool: Want some?
* 3:48

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Nah. I have my own French Fries to bang

* 3:48

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: nice

* 3:48

MamaLuigi22
1 hour of delicious food later...

* Pervy: Let's stop Trump! But let's use our crew...
* 3:50

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: He's weak, we can just ba-attack him ourselfs

* 3:50

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: But we need someone normal to react to us! So let's bring in Cable

* 3:51

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: k

* 3:52

MamaLuigi22
Cable magically appears

* 3:52

TheEnderGamer
well

* he can teleport
* so that can explain it
* 3:53

MamaLuigi22
good

* Pervy: So we ready?
* 3:54

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: LET'S DESTROY TRUMP

* 3:55

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Well I was talking about a 3-way, but that works too!

* 3:55

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: no let's do your idea

* 3:55

MamaLuigi22
Cable: I'll give you two a minute (walks out)

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnABC0b1gCI plays as banging is heard
* After the sex...
* Cable: You two d\*mn weirdos done yet?
* 3:59

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: yes

* 3:59

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: For now. Let's go!

* 4:00

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool gets in the deadpool mobile and drives

* 4:01

MamaLuigi22
Pervy flies using "Perve Power"

* Two hours later, Donald's home is reached
* Pervy and Deadpool plan to get in
* 4:03

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: My plan is f\*\*\*ing break down the door and shoot the crap out of everything

* 4:04

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: See this is why I love you

* Donald Trump sings "Cell Phone" via loudspeaker, blasting the duo back
* 4:04

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool throws an axe at Donald's head

* 4:05

MamaLuigi22
Donald's Head is so dense, it does nothing

* 4:05

TheEnderGamer
eyyyy lmao

* 4:05

MamaLuigi22
that burn on Donald though

* Donald pulls it out and throws it at Cable
* 4:08

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool catches it and throws it at trump's knee

* 4:08

MamaLuigi22
Trump's fat is so massive, it swallows it whole

* XD this is a trump bashe fest
* Trump plays his "TRUMPet", knocking the duo back
* 4:09

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool shoots a bullet up the trumpet

* 4:10

MamaLuigi22
Trump sends security

* 4:10

TheEnderGamer
It goes to his throat

* 4:10

MamaLuigi22
Pervy's boner activates like a Lightsaber, and cuts the guards up

* Pervy twerks, stunning Trump
* 4:11

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool shoots the crossbow from half life at trump's mouth

* 4:13

MamaLuigi22
Trump: You thought I was the villain?! (Coughs up blood) Obama was secretly my puppet...the whole...time (passes out)

* 4:14

TheEnderGamer
but

* obama is good
* 4:14

MamaLuigi22
Our opinions vary I guess

* Then who's his puppet?
* 4:14

TheEnderGamer
no-one

* 4:14

MamaLuigi22
>:)

* Trump wakes up, and runs
* the trio chase after him
* 4:15

TheEnderGamer
i dont want obama as a villain

* 4:15

MamaLuigi22
then he's not, trump just runs off then

* 4:16

TheEnderGamer
k

* 4:17

MamaLuigi22
the trio chase him...

* Trump grabs Methal Sonic, and holds him at gunpoint
* 4:18

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: u frickin frik

* 4:19

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: I won't hold back Trump. No one has ever seen me go full Pervy and lived.

* Trump: You don't have the balls
* 4:20

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: I think I know just what to do

* 4:20

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Actually i have more then 2 balls. I have like 30ish

* 4:21

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool teleports and kicks trump's said place

* 4:21

MamaLuigi22
trump: Fool! You can't hurt me there! I have no balls!

* 4:21

TheEnderGamer
lol

* 4:21

MamaLuigi22
Cable vomits

* 4:21

TheEnderGamer
deadpool would have known

* so let's say that didnt happen
* also a minute ago for me it was 4:20 pm
* 4:22

MamaLuigi22
what? How? Why? When?

* 4:22

TheEnderGamer
wat

* 4:22

MamaLuigi22
why did that happen? Glitch?

* 4:23

TheEnderGamer
why did what happen

* 4:23

MamaLuigi22
The 4:20 pm thing

* 4:23

TheEnderGamer
because i'm in a different time zone

* i live in new zealand
* 4:24

MamaLuigi22
Oh yeah I forgot XD

* Anyways
* Trump: Now I shall rule the world with the power of no testicles!
* Pervy: Question Trump? Yes or no will you come out of the closet?
* Trump:...yes
* 4:26

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: you can't if u got no balls

* 4:27

MamaLuigi22
Trump: I'm a lesbian!'that's how!

* XD that last line got me
* 4:27

TheEnderGamer
lol

* 4:28

MamaLuigi22
Suddenly Hillary, Bernie, and Bush (why not) enter

* Pervy: Too much bad politicians at once!
* 4:29

TheEnderGamer
Hillary: I have one word for mr trump

* I like hillary
* 4:29

MamaLuigi22
(that doesn't mean I'm not gonna bash her though >:

* >:)
* 4:29

TheEnderGamer
just asking

* what bad things has she done?
* i don't really know much about her but from what i do know she's pretty cool
* 4:31

MamaLuigi22
(Play montage music http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/20/exclusive-hillary-clinton-took-me-through-hell-rape-victim-says.html , http://louderwithcrowder.com/7-undeniable-reasons-you-can-not-vote-hillary-clinton/#.Vtz10Xo8KrU , probably more)

* 4:32

TheEnderGamer

O
* i still think trump is worse
* 4:33

MamaLuigi22
Butt anyways (yes "butt" it's a Pervy pun)

* 4:33

TheEnderGamer
lol

* 4:35

MamaLuigi22
Hillary and Trump turn around, and reveal they are lovers (I went there)

* Hillary: She's my wife
* XD I can't type that with a straight face
* jk
* not that deep
* 4:35

TheEnderGamer
i take offense

* 4:36

MamaLuigi22
I take "it's a joke"

* 4:36

TheEnderGamer
ik

* i understand
* i don't actually take offense
* 4:36

MamaLuigi22
u sly dog

* 4:36

TheEnderGamer
OMG OMG OMG

* U HAV 22 EDITS ON DIS WIKI
* ALLARMENHATI
* 4:36

MamaLuigi22
So you finally figured it all out

* Back to rp
* 4:38

TheEnderGamer
yes

* 4:38

MamaLuigi22
this must be posted

* The politicians burst out into a fight
* Pervy takes the opportunity to untie Methal Sonic
* 4:39

TheEnderGamer
Methal Sonic injects meth

* 4:42

MamaLuigi22
Trump sings Cell Phone, while Methal Sonic, Pervy, and Deadpool sing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjeORm4LMDk , Deadpool as the main singer, Methal Sonic as Trump, and Pervy as everyone else

* 4:42

TheEnderGamer
"This video has not been made avalible in your country" lol

* anyways
* 4:43

MamaLuigi22
Really? That sucks dude, it's better then the original

* 4:43

TheEnderGamer
k

* 4:43

MamaLuigi22
Trump and Pervy figt

* Trump turns into ultimate trump
* 4:45

TheEnderGamer
Ultimate Trump uses the small loan of a million dollars to heavily hurt pervy robotnik

* 4:45

MamaLuigi22
Trump sings this like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6gJMit2ZojM , killing everyone except Deadpool, Pervy, Methal Sonic, and himself

* Pls tell me it works for u
* 4:45

TheEnderGamer
rip hillary

* :O ITS BEAUTIFUL
* 4:46

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: YOU SON OF A B\*TCH I WAS GONNA R\*PE HER!!!

* Methal Sonic: Well that just happened
* 4:48

TheEnderGamer
Pervy feels hurt and tired

* heavily hurt and tired
* 4:49

MamaLuigi22
Pervy gets angry

* Pervy: It's time to go full perve
* 4:49

TheEnderGamer
the vegeta SSJ theme plays

* 4:49

MamaLuigi22
Methal Sonic: But what if you can't handle it?

* 4:49

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: OH S\*\*\* N\*\*S

* 4:49

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Then I'll die Pervy (turns into Full Pervy Robotnik)

* Full Pervy and Ultimate Trump duel
* 4:50

TheEnderGamer
As the SSJ theme continues playing

* du u mind me controlling pervy?
* 4:52

MamaLuigi22
Pervy isn't mine. He's avaible for anyone who can truly believe. (U can have him this time, though it's a one time thing)

* 4:52

TheEnderGamer
okeh

* Trump uses the million dollars to crush Pervy
* 4:52

MamaLuigi22
Methal Sonic: Pervy keep going!

* Deadpool watches eating popcorn
* Ender I'll have to go soon, so can u continue?
* 4:55

TheEnderGamer
wat

* u meen do da rp with pervy without you?
* 4:55

MamaLuigi22
It's almost 11:00 for me. Just don't have such big gaps in time, cuz I might have to go to bed for school tomorrow

* 4:56

TheEnderGamer
okeh

* 4:56

MamaLuigi22
not yet, but let's just be cautious

* 4:56

TheEnderGamer
Trump collects the million dollars and kicks pervy in the balls

* 4:56

MamaLuigi22
Methal: ALL 7009 of them?!

* 4:57

TheEnderGamer
I was thinking pervy would have a shield or something to stop that

* 4:57

MamaLuigi22
Well most of the time during his "fun" he likes being kicked there.

* 4:57

TheEnderGamer
lol k

* 4:57

MamaLuigi22

* 4:57

TheEnderGamer
so it's not painful for him

* 4:58

MamaLuigi22
Well he wasn't expecting it this time

* 4:58

TheEnderGamer
k

* continuing
* 4:59

MamaLuigi22
Methal: Trump isn't sucking...which is weird considering his "playtime" history

* XD that got me
* I cou
* couldnt handle it
* 5:00

TheEnderGamer
lol k

* 5:02

MamaLuigi22
After a while of dueling, Pervy is losing

* 5:03

TheEnderGamer
Pervy thinks about using the ultimate pervy beam of pervyness

* 5:05

MamaLuigi22
(Use it )

* 5:06

TheEnderGamer
Pervy jumps up into the air

* Pervy flies upwards and charges a laser
* 5:06

MamaLuigi22
Methal Sonic: Is that...

* 5:06

TheEnderGamer
Trump is confused and scared

* Pervy continues charging
* 5:07

MamaLuigi22
Deadpool gets turned on

* 5:07

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: boner intensifies

* Pervy then fires a giant penis shaped beam at Trump
* Trump sees a bunch of weird pervy images
* 5:08

MamaLuigi22
Trump: Is it to late to say sorry?

* 5:08

TheEnderGamer
Trump screams in pain and fear

* 5:09

MamaLuigi22
Deadpool's boner grows even bigger

* 5:10

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: AWWW S\*\*\* N\*\*\*\*\*

* 5:11

MamaLuigi22
The blast is almost ready to fire

* 5:11

TheEnderGamer
he fires it

* \*fired
* "Pervy then fires a giant penis shaped beam at Trump

Trump sees a bunch of weird pervy images "

* wait nvm
* it would take longer 2 charge
* 5:12

MamaLuigi22
Just do it, I'll have to go to bed soon

* 5:12

TheEnderGamer
yea

* Trump sees a penis shaped beam going towards him
* Trump's brain and eyes are swarmed with porn and pervy images
* 5:14

MamaLuigi22
The blast's impact is so big, it can be seen from space. Turning on many Alens

* 5:14

TheEnderGamer
hahahahahaha

* 5:16

MamaLuigi22
(How shall it end?)

* 5:16

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool, Methal Sonic and Pervy get in a limo listening to X gon giv it 2 ya

* 5:17

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: Deadpool, may I break the 4th wall just this once?

* 5:17

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: yes bby

* 5:19

MamaLuigi22
Pervy: This was "A Pervy Roleplay". This is the end, cuz MamaLuigi22 and TheEnderGamer will probably need to f\*ck themselves in Joy for this roleplay. So this is the end, and by the way Pervy haters, you can f\*ck yourselves...then me!"

* credits role
* 5:20

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool is seen in a theatre

* Deadpool stares in awe at how brilliant that adventure they had one time was
* 5:20

MamaLuigi22
Cable: Don't stop yet, your 2nd movie is still being made bro

* 5:20

TheEnderGamer
Deadpool: OH YEAH