Back To School

**Back To School** is the 2nd episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: The Cute Tutor

## Synopsis:

The Loud kids start back at school. Lisa schemes to get moved up to college, Lola and Lana get in trouble for fighting, and Lincoln starts middle school.

## Character appearances:

* Lisa Loud
* Lincoln Loud
* Lola Loud
* Lana Loud
* Lucy Loud
* Lynn Loud
* Luan Loud
* Luna Loud
* Leni Loud
* David Miller
* Darcy Homandollar
* Lexie Lewis
* Lucas Watterson
* Marcus Watterson
* Mike Smith
* Gus Wilde
* Lindsey Sweetwater
* Francis Stewart
* Rocky Spokes
* Silas Van Pelt
* Henry Miller
* Clyde McBride
* Chandler McCann
* Liam
* Zach Gurdle
* Cody Carpenter
* Landon
* Stella
* Paige
* Jenni Homandollar
* Lizzie Miller
* Francisco
* Maggie
* Benny
* Sam Sharp
* Robert Miller
* Riley Robinson
* Mandee
* Jackie
* Chaz
* Brittany Miller
* Todd Miller
* Mr. Tate
* Ms. Shrinivas
* Mr. Cooper
* Ms. Dimartino

## Transcript:

It was the first day back to school. The Loud siblings were on their way to the bus stop, with the exception of Lori, as she already graduated, and Lily.

Lisa: I can't believe it. I'm starting first grade. Which means, no Ms. Shrinivas. No inane monkey books. And-

Lincoln: Forget that! I'm starting middle school! I'm so excited...yet a little nervous.

Lola: Oh puh-lease! Second grade will be the best year yet. As long as I don't get stuck in between Lana and the muddy boys again. I wanna sit by my girls!

Lana: Oh please! What have Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus ever done to you?

Lola: Plenty.

The twins began fighting.

Lisa: QUIET! I can hear the bus arriving.

Leni: I'm supes excited!

Lisa: You? Excited for school?

Leni: Yeah! Cause I'm a senior! That means senior pictures with amaz filters, senior prom, senior ditch day, and the senior lunch! Eeeee!

Lisa rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.

Lisa: Wow.

The siblings began fighting as the bus drove by.

Lisa noticed this.

Lisa: WAAAAAAAIT!!

The siblings ran to catch up to the bus.

The bus stopped and the doors opened up.

The Louds went on.

Lisa: Phew! Now to sit with David. I wanna know how his summer went.

Lincoln: Well, Clyde and Chandler told me of some secret middle school news BEFORE school started.

Lana: Well, Lucas, Marcus, Mike, Gus, and I were going to discuss the finale of Amphibia.

Lola: And Lindsey, Francis, and I will discuss our beauty pageants and how we'll win another!

Lucy: Silas and I were going to discuss the important matter of vampire vs werewolf.

Lynn: Francisco and I will just talk about dominating this year's basketball team. Basketball, football, track, baseball, wrestling. You name it!

Luna: Sam and I have some musical business to attend to.

Leni: Well, Mandee and Jackie have a surprise for me.

Luan: As do Maggie and Benny!

The Louds went to their respective seats and sat down by their friends.

~ ~ ~

Lisa sat by David.

David: Lisa! How was your summer?

Lisa: Brutal. Every single day with my siblings. No thanks.

David: Well, my summer was quite amazing. My entire family and I went on a vacation to the Smithsonian museum in Washington DC...but then Emma wanted to go to the White House to meet the president for an interview.

Lisa: And?

David: Well, we were all chased around by the secret service all because Emma snuck into the Oval office. What a nut.

Lisa: I'll say.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Lincoln sat by Clyde and Chandler.

Lincoln: Hey guys!

Clyde: This is going to be the best year ever!

Chandler: I'll say. Middle school is the year I can finally shed my bad reputation of being a jerk. Remember?

Lincoln: Oh, I remember.

The boys were interrupted by Landon, who looked angry.

Lincoln: Oh, hey Landon.

Landon: Don't hey Landon me!

Lincoln: If this is about the summer when I won all those Zombie Bran cereal, then-

Landon: It's exactly that! I intend to make your life miserable!

Lincoln gulped.

Chandler: You back off of my friend or we'll have some issues. Got it?

Landon gulped.

Landon: Okay, okay, okay.

Landon left.

Lincoln: Thanks Chandler.

Chandler: No problem! The old me probably would've let that jerk pummel you.

Lincoln: Ha. I doubt it. The old Chandler would be too absorbed in NOT inviting me to a party to notice.

Chandler looked down guiltily.

Chandler: Sorry bout that, bud.

Lincoln: Ah, it's okay. I forgive you.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Lana was sitting with Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus.

They were belching.

Lola was in front of them sitting by Lindsey and Francis.

Lola: Will you cut that out, Lana?

Lana: Make me!

Lucas: Yeah. The brain dead beauty queens can't tell us what to do.

Francis: Excuse me, I am a king!

Lucas: Patato potato.

Marcus: Ignore them.

Lucas: Gladly.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Lucy was sitting with Silas.

Lucy: Sigh. This is going to be the best year ever.

Silas: I know. I hope we sit together.

Rocky was sitting behind them and overheard.

Rocky: I knew it.

Lucy: It's not like that. You're my eternal love.

Rocky rolled his eyes.

Rocky: Whatever.

Lucy: Okay, Silas. Now where were we?

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Lynn was in the middle sitting by Francisco.

Lynn: This year's going to be tight! Next year, we start high school...but THIS year, we'll make the varsity basketball team.

Francisco: And eventually take over all the sports teams, of course!

Lynn: Exactly!

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in the back of the bus, Luan was sitting by Maggie and Benny.

Luan was laughing at a joke Benny told.

Luan: That was a good one!

Maggie rolled her eyes.

Maggie: Whatever.

Luan: I know you're not into comedy, Maggie. Sorry.

Maggie: It's not that. We started high school last year. Now there's more.

Benny: Hey, it could be fun.

Luan: Yeah! I can't wait to start my own comedy club.

Benny: And try out for the school play.

Maggie: Well, I guess journalism could be fun. I've always wanted to be a real reporter.

Luan: There you go!

Maggie smiled.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Luna was sitting by Sam.

Luna: I'm really looking forward to band practice.

Sam: Yeah. But problem is. We don't have much of a band anymore.

Luna: Oh that's right! George got accepted to a prestigious preforming arts school in LA, and Ruth had to move in with her grandmother in Vermont.

Sam: That's right. I'm sure we'll find someone.

Luna: I hope so.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Leni was sitting with Mandee and Jackie in the back of the bus.

Leni: I have the best outfit idea for senior picture day!

Mandee: Oooo, what is it?

Leni: It's-

Jackie noticed something.

In front of them, Robert and Riley were holding hands.

Jackie: Well, you look at that.

Leni: What?

Jackie: It's so cute how Robert and Riley STILL think they're an item.

Mandee: I know right.

Leni: It is cute! Say, they'd totes win cutest couple!

Mandee: Ugh!

~ ~ ~

After a while, the bus stopped by the elementary school.

The elementary school kids went off.

Lisa and David were entering the school.

Lisa: Ah. First grade. This will be great.

David: I know. I hope Darcy is placed in a different class for...ever!

Lisa: Right!?

Lisa and David headed in their first grade classroom.

A familiar face was at the front of the room.

Lisa and David looked shocked.

Lisa: Ms. Shrinivas?

David: Yeah. What happened to Mr. Cooper?

Ms. Shrinivas: Mr. Cooper is teaching 2nd grade this year, so Principal Huggins assigned me to teach first grade.

Lisa and David (in unison): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, at Royal Woods Middle School, Lincoln, Clyde, and Chandler entered their science class.

Lincoln: This is the year we blow stuff up!

Chandler: You said it!

Clyde: But guys...I don't think I could handle all the explosions.

The teacher, Todd Miller, went up to the front of the room.

Lincoln: Hey, you weren't our teacher when Lynn showed us around during orientation this year.

Todd: I'm not, but this will be a fun year.

Lincoln: I hope so.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in the second grade classroom, Mr. Cooper came in the class.

Mr. Cooper: Everyone take your seats.

The class sat down in their seats.

Mr. Cooper: I know I'm not the usual second grade teacher, but Ms. Dimartino wanted to teach fourth grade. This year will totally be fun!

Lucas whispered to Marcus.

Lucas: And we can totally throw spitballs at this dweeb again like last year.

Mike and Gus snickered.

Lola rolled her eyes.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in the first grade classroom, Ms. Shrinivas handed out some papers to everyone.

Ms. Shrinivas: Here's a little quiz about everything you learned in kindergarten. Let's see what you remember.

Lisa and David have already started.

Lisa: This is easy. I've aced kindergarten.

David: As have I!

Lexie turned around.

Lexie: Some of us are trying to work.

Lisa: Excuse me, Lexie. But you should mind your own business.

Lexie grumbled and turned back around.

Lisa answered the last question.

Lisa: I'm done.

She handed the paper to Ms. Shrinivas.

Lisa: Take that, Lexie.

Lexie rolled her eyes.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, at the high school, Leni, Mandee, and Jackie entered their science class.

Robert and Riley were in the front row and holding hands again.

Mandee and Jackie noticed this.

Mandee: I don't believe this.

Leni: Believe what?

Mandee ignored Leni.

Mandee: Robert and Riley can't be serious.

Jackie: I know! What's next? Them going to prom together?

Mandee shuddered at that thought.

Mandee: Not if we can help it.

Mandee and Jackie went to Robert and Riley.

Mandee: What's the big idea?

Robert looked annoyed.

Robert: Oh. It's you.

Riley: Do you mind? We chose these seats first!

Mandee: It isn't about the seats.

Robert: If you're going to judge us for being gay again, then forget it! We're STILL a couple and you can't stop us!

Mandee and Jackie looked nervous.

Jackie: It's not that, well...

Mandee: Your relationship is against all laws of physics!

The science teacher, Mr. Tate entered.

Mr. Tate: Is that so, ladies? Well, it's your lucky day. We're learning about the properties of physics.

Mandee and Jackie looked embarrassed as everyone was laughing.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in the fourth grade classroom, Lucy was reading her poetry book when Rocky and Silas went up to her.

Silas: Hey Lucy.

Lucy jumped up in fright.

Lucy: What is it?

Rocky: You gotta choose which one you like the most.

Lucy: I... I... Choose...

Lucy scoured around the room.

Lucy pointed to Henry, the boy two rows behind her reading.

Lucy: Henry!

Henry overheard.

Henry: Me? Choose me? For what?

Lucy: You'll be my eternal love!

Henry looked shocked.

Henry: Eternal love?

Lucy: Why, of course!

Rocky and Silas looked upset.

Silas: I thought you said I was one of a kind!

Rocky: And...you tried being completely different to impress me! You even dyed your hair blonde!

Lucy: That was my sisters' idea... And... I choose Henry now.

Henry: Wow. I don't know what to say.

The 4th grade teacher, Ms. Dimartino entered.

Ms. Dimartino: Okay, okay. Settle down everyone.

Henry: Finally. I bet math class shall be quite interesting.

~ ~ ~

The day passed and it was a super long day for the Louds.

Lana and Lola got in trouble for fighting in class. They weren't allowed to go out for recess.

Lana: No fair. It's all your fault, Lola.

Lola: MINE!?

Lana: Why sure. You and your little pageant posse totally ridiculed Skippy!

Lola: And it's my fault he keeps chewing on all the pencils?

Lana: Ugh! And your pageant clique isn't any better! I mean, can you even count past 20?

Lola and Lana started fighting even more.

Mr. Cooper came in and split them up.

Mr. Cooper: Do I need to separate you two?

Lana and Lola (in unison): She started it.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, on the playground, Darcy came up to Lisa and David, who were reading.

Darcy: Hey guys!

Lisa: Oh brother. Darcy, as you couldn't tell before, David and I are incredibly busy.

David: Yeah. We wanna graduate and head to college!

Darcy: But Raffo has a little surprise for you.

Darcy held up her stuffed giraffe toy.

Lisa rolled her eyes.

Lisa: Oh brother. Just go.

David: Just go bug Greg with that inane giraffe. He LOVES giraffe toys.

Darcy: Okay!

Darcy left and went towards Greg, who was on the swings with Jane.

Lisa: Does he really love giraffe toys?

David: Of course not. I just said that to get Darcy out of our face.

Lisa: You're so bad!

Lisa and David high fived.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, at the middle school, Lincoln and his friends were having lunch.

Lincoln: So, how are you guys liking middle school so far? I'd say it's not exactly what I expected.

Chandler: It's alright. But Landon spread a rumor about me and how I hate puppies.

Clyde: REALLY?!

Cody: Do you really hate puppies?

Liam: I reckon you eat them for dinner.

Zach: Or maybe you feed them to your barracuda.

Chandler: QUIET! I don't hate puppies! And I don't have a barracuda, whatever that is!

Jenni and Lizzie went up to Lincoln's table.

Jenni: Don't tell me it's true you hate puppies, Chandler.

Chandler: I DON'T!

Jenni: That's not what Landon said.

Lizzie: Jenni, that's just a rumor. Landon is just messing with people.

Jenni: Really?

Lizzie: Really. And Chandler, for the record, I completely trust you.

Chandler: Thanks, Lizzie. I'm glad SOMEONE does.

Lincoln: I do.

Clyde: And so do I.

Chandler: Aw, thanks guys.

Paige and Stella headed to Lincoln's table.

Chandler: But you better tell that to Paige and Stella.

Paige: Tell us what?

Cody: That Lincoln and Clyde totally trust Chandler that he doesn't hate puppies.

Paige: Puppies are the cutest! Why on earth would you hate them, Chandler?

Chandler: I don't! Cody! You were supposed to help.

Cody shrugged.

Stella: I swear, these beginning of the year rumors just keep getting more insane.

Chandler: Beginning of the year rumors?

Stella: Yep. It happens to any suspecting underclassmen.

Lincoln: Lynn said it happened to her when SHE started middle school.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, at Royal Woods High School, Leni was sitting with Robert and Riley at lunch.

Leni: So it's true that you two can cook anything? Can you make sushi?

Robert: Yep!

Riley: And we want to cook for this school. The school lunches could use some work.

Leni: I'll say.

Mandee, Jackie, and Chaz came over.

Leni: Oh, hey guys! Care to join us?

Chaz: Yes!

Mandee and Jackie glared at him.

Mandee: Leni. You should know, sitting with...

Mandee pointed at Robert and Riley.

Mandee: Could totally ruin your reputation.

Leni: My what? I like being friends with everyone.

Mandee: I know that. It's the reason you became friends with us.

Jackie: But you can't be serious about sitting with Robert and Riley.

Leni: Fine. I'll go now. Thanks a lot.

Leni left and sat over by Robert's sister, Brittany.

Leni: Can you believe them?

Brittany: Who? Mandee and Jackie? I totally can.

~ ~ ~

The day came to a close and the Loud siblings were on their way home.

Lisa: Today was brutal!

Lola: You're telling me. Lana and I got into a fight and missed recess!

Lisa smirked.

Lisa: Oh did you?

Leni: Well, Mandee and Jackie totes seemed mad that I was talking to Robert and Riley. I don't know why.

Lisa: Well, I hate to break it to you, but they're just a couple of snobby, homophobic brats who think they're better than everyone else.

Leni: Really?! I don't believe it.

Lisa: Well, believe it.

Lincoln: Well, middle school went well for me. However, Landon spread a rumor about Chandler that he hates puppies! The nerve of that guy!

Lucy: Who's Landon?

Lincoln: You... don't want to know.

Lucy: Sigh. And my day was melancholic at best. Rocky and Silas were still demanding I tell them how I feel about them...so then I started a relationship with Henry. He's shy, but he totally made Silas and Rocky jealous.

Lucy grinned.

Lisa: Ooookay... And unfortunately, David and I never went to college. And Ms. Shrinivas is my teacher again. But I think I can break her down...

Lisa grinned evilly.

Lincoln: Well. I'm glad we all had a great day!

The siblings hugged.