If Months Were People

How did February get stuck with 28 days???

If Months Were People is the first episode of If Things Were People.

## Plot

January tells the other months bad news that people gave them 365 days to split between all months. September tells him that 365 is not dividable by 12. March told everyone that January said it would be equal. Then every month starts complaining and fighting. January then says that every fourth year there is an extra day. March complaints about every fourth year for a day. January yells at March and says he didn’t come up with the leap year and says that some months will have 31 or 30 days and tells every month to live with it. April tells January that this is unprofessional, with January telling April that his attitude is unprofessional then with April sarcastically chuckling. June says that he’ll take 30 days and that he won’t mind or care and tells him to let everyone else to the extra work. January thanks June and puts him down to 30 days. July volunteers to take all 31 days which he thinks he is entitled to and thanks January. August complains and tells January that if July gets 31 then August should get 31 as well. February volunteers and says that he doesn’t need a day. January thanks February and asks April if he wants to take out a day. April replies to tells him to ask May. May tells everyone “April showers bring may flowers” and claims that people prefer him more. April says that he doesn’t care. October claims he would volunteer but claims that the ladies love him and that they’re all about sweater weather. December says that he’ll give up all 31 and that there’s no point. May whispers that December is the most darkest month of the year and that he’s a little depressed? September tells May that in the southern hemisphere December is the sunniest and that what May said only makes sense if they were in the north. January tells September that he’ll take a day from him because he doesn’t want to listen to him. September tells January that he is rude. January then tells December that he’ll take one day from him but then February tells January that he needs all his 31 days and also tells him that he can give up another day. January asks February that he only wants 29 days with February telling him it’s fine. May tells him that it’s nice of him. January tells November that he’s been quiet and asks him if he’s willing to give up a day. November asks January if he wants to give up a day and that he’s not volunteering and doing his task and tells him that he can stand to lose a day. January tells November that if he gives up a day then he will also give up a day. February tells January that he’ll give up another day so he doesn’t have to. January asks February that he’s only going to take 28 days. February tells him it’s fine but January seems worried and tells him of he’s sure of it, February claims yes. January says the year is settled and lists every month in order by days, he lists the months with 30 days first and lists September, April, June and November and then says all the rest have 31 days which are January, March, May, July, August, October, and December then says that February only has 28 days. February says it’s fine and that it’s what he wanted. Every month is sad, December says it’s sad. July says that it’s all good but there is a remaining issue to be decided on who will get the extra day every fourth year and says that there is only one month who is noble to deserve the extra day. He says that it’s February and almost every month agrees. Then June sings a song then the other months join in the song. February thanking them. Ending the episode.

## Characters

* January
* February
* March
* April
* May
* June
* July
* August
* September
* October
* November
* December

## Trivia

* Months have days. Which will mean it is a hint to the next episode.

## External Links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33SLLeZ1iAQ&list=PL54Xueb6NWjATEJ3yo2t64Ms-19A0uxzd&index=1