Benny the Cab watches the THX logo/Transcript

## Transcript

* **Benny:** (sigh) Finally, now that I’m back with the 2005 Special Edition DVD of Toy Story 2, I can go ahead and watch it.
* **Isabella:** Benny, don’t watch it.
* **Benny:** What?
* **Roger:** Just do what she says, Benny. Don’t watch it.
* **Benny:** What do you mean? I heard it was one of the greatest sequels of all time.
* **Isabella:** Well, that’s technically true, but in this case… Wait a minute, didn’t we do an episode where Mater tried to watch Toy Story 2 on VHS but ended up watching the THX logo?
* **Benny:** Oh, hey, Isabella. Ummm, I think we did. But if they can do sequels, then *we* can too!
* **Isabella:** OK. Now, listen. What we’re trying to say is, the 2005 DVD of Toy Story 2 has the THX Tex logo.
* **Roger:** Yeah, and it might make your ears hurt for the rest of your life, even if you put it on full volume.
* **Benny:** (dryly) I don’t even have ears, Roger. I’m a car.
* **Isabella:** That’s just a figure of speech.
* **Benny:** Oh. I stand corrected.
* **Benny:** So, now you’re telling me that there’s a THX Tex logo on my Toy Story 2 DVD that could easily scare me?
* **Isabella:** Ummm, why don’t you just put the movie in and find out?
* **Benny:** All right. Let’s see if it’s on the DVD. Nope, not the front. (Flops the case on the back) Hey, I see Cars on the back! (Notices the THX logo is on the back) Uh-oh.
* **Isabella:** Come on, Benny! Just put the disc in the DVD player, please.
* **Benny:** OK, OK. Fine by me. Let’s get that disc in and get ready for this movie from 1999, the same year Muppets from Space and SpongeBob SquarePants came out. With that said, I’ll skip the previews because it takes way too long.
* (A custom "several moments of trailer-skipping later" title card appears onscreen and the French narrator reads it)
* **French narrator:** Several moments of trailer-skipping later…
* **Benny:** OK, I skipped all the previews.
* ***Jessie:** (on TV) YEE-HAW!*
* **Benny:** Ahhh! Sister Mary Francis! You scared me, Jessie! OK, I’m at the DVD menu. Now, I’ll hit "play movie". (Presses play on the remote) Yay! There’s the old movie countdown timer. Here we go! (The THX logo starts) What the?! Holy mother of Avery! (Screams, but the THX logo breaks down) Ah, that’s more like it. Wait, what’s that robot doin'? Oh, no. Oh, no, you better not be puttin’ that jetpack on! And don’t even think about fixing that logo! (Tex presses the button on his chest, turning on the jetpack)
* **Tex:** (on TV) Oh, George.
* **Benny:** I swear, **if you dare talk trash about George Lucas again, I'M GONNA…!** (Tex zooms past) Whoa! That scared me. Oh no no no no no! Tex! Tex, don’t do it! Don’t do it! I’m warning you. Don’t even think about fixing the— (Tex pulls the lever anyway and the THX logo comes back on. Benny screaming)
* **Isabella:** I told you, Benny.
* **Roger:** Same here!
* **Alec:** (offscreen) "www.thx.com". And the audience is… (shouts) **STILL!** …listening.
* **Benny:** (groaning) My tires are limping, It hurts. All right! You know what?! I’m finished! Screw this!
* **Isabella:** Benny, where are you going? We still have more DVDs!
* **Roger:** Yeah we just need to watch Toy Story 2 first.
* **Benny:** NO! That’s it! I’ve just about had enough of those stupid robots! If I have to see ONE MORE, I'm outta here! (Drives off) You know what? You guys are on your own!
* (Isabella and Roger are stunned by Benny’s outburst)
* **Roger:** What is up with him?
* **Isabella:** I have no idea, Roger.