Super Wayne 64

Chris: “Previously on *Total Drama Island...*

“Our remaining eleven contestants tackled some TikTok trends... or failed trying to do so. Emma planned to throw the challenge to eliminate Bowie, and Ripper planned to throw the challenge to eliminate MK. In the end, Emma failed to suck and Ripper was voted out, but was saved when he revealed that MK had been hiding one of our banned contestants in the woods.

“Meanwhile, Scary Girl ended her winning streak, and was shot out of Pahkitew Island for good. Shortly followed by MK.

Ten are left. Who will be voted out next? Find out tonight on..

*TOTAL*

*DRAMA*

*ISLAND!!”*

**\*INTRO PLAYS\***

Wayne and Bowie are talking in the Hotel at night. Wayne: “Emma's pretty mad at you and Caleb. And I think Julia is on her side. I like Julia, but I don't want to vote you guys off.”

Bowie: “Why would she vote me off? I have to talk with her if it's the last thing I do.”

Wayne: “Well, we'd better get some sleep. We wouldn't want to miss a challenge.”

The guys go to sleep.

Five seconds later, there's a loud noise overhead that makes both of them jump. Wayne: “What is that?!”

Bowie: “It sounds like the helicopter!” The noise slows to a stop, and the door across the hall can be heard opening, before a few seconds pass and muffled screaming is heard in the hallway. Wayne: “What's going on?”

Bowie: “Open the door and see!”

Wayne turns the doorknob, but the door is locked. Wayne: “It's locked!”

Bowie: “This must be the challenge! Listen out for what Chris says!”

Chris (Over PA): “Hello, campers. I see that you're all tired and recently awake from the noise. But don't worry. This is your challenge. The Trout have been invited in, minus Ripper. And Caleb has returned from Boney Island early. Today's challenge will require you to save your team's princess. Because this challenge was inspired by one of our previous contestants, welcome him in to explain all the rules! SAM!!”

Sam: “I can't see anyone. Are they in their rooms?”

Chris: “Butler. Unlock the guys' door.”

The butler hurries over to the door and unlocks it, while Wayne tumbles into the hallway. Bowie walks out of the bedroom. Sam is standing in the middle of the hallway. He looks exactly the same as before, but with a bigger beard. Behind him are the Ferocious Trout and Caleb. Chris: “Me and Chef have to leave with the princesses, we'll see you later!” The helicopter, which was hovering over the glass roof of the hotel, flies off, disappearing from view.

Sam: “Hey, guys! Me and Dakota wanted to prepare a special challenge for you! For this challenge, you'll have to complete a series of obstacle courses based off of some of the best videogames on the planet. At the end, your team's princesses are waiting for you. For the Frogs, your princess is Julia. And for the Trout, your princess is Ripper. Ha ha. He volunteered for it.”

Wayne: “What kind of obstacles?”

Sam: “I guess you'll have to wait and see. But, anyway, the camper who gets to their princess first wins for their team! Are you ready?”

Chase: “Not really.”

Sam: “Well, let me help you. Your first task is to escape the hotel, which is under the watchful eye of the Butler. If you get caught, you're out of the challenge! Now, I must away!” Sam runs off rather slowly downstairs. A few minutes later, the door is heard shutting.

Chase: “Alright, team! We need to leave the Hotel without being caught by the Butler. So, follow me! I can move stealthily.”

Chase walks down the stairs quietly, beckoning for the other Trout to follow him. They all make it downstairs, while the Frogs watch.

Bowie: “Come on, guys! We can't let them beat us! We're the better team! We won last time and we can do it again!”

Bowie slides down the banister, landing with a loud crunch at the end of the stairs. Bowie (high-pitched voice): “Ow...”

Caleb follows behind quietly, and Wayne makes to follow behind him, but Emma stops him. Emma: “Listen, Wayne. Julia's not here to try and convince you, so I'll do my best. You have to help me vote out Bowie if we lose.”

Wayne: “What's your problem with them, man? They're cool!”

Emma: “You know what my problem is. And you're going to help me vote him off, or you're next.”

Wayne: “Uh... I...”

Emma: “Let's go, now, before they notice us standing behind.” Emma follows Caleb downstairs and Wayne goes down last. Bowie is now crawling on the floor behind a sofa where the butler is sitting. Caleb, Emma and Wayne are following behind at a slow pace. Emma: “Ugh. Caleb. Is there any chance you can move *faster?*”

Caleb: “Yeah, but I'm pretty noisy.”

Emma: “Oh my gosh, we're never getting out of here.”

Wayne: “Relax, Emma! He's doing fine!”

Emma growls.

Bowie moves into the dining area and leaps under the table. Caleb: “There's no way I'm gonna fit under there.”

Emma: “Well, we have to if you want to win. Unless you *don't* want us to win?”

Caleb: “Of course I do.”

Caleb attempts to crawl under the table, accidentally knocking over a chair. The Butler hurries into the room, and Caleb picks up the three others and sprints for the door, bursting it open and all of them land in a heap on the ground, with Emma on top of Caleb. Emma \*blushing\*: “Hey, Caleb.”

Caleb: “Let's not get caught up here, Em.” He gets up and brushes himself off. Bowie is glaring at Emma.

Bowie: “Let's get it together, guys! We have to beat the other team!”

Wayne: “The sandwich was the first thing I thought of!”

Emma: “What sandwich?”

Wayne: “Never mind.”

Meanwhile, Sam explains part two of the challenge to the Trout. Sam: “Next, you have to armor up with the pieces we have right here. Wearing this armor, you need to avoid the obstacles in your path while balancing on a balance beam. If you fall, you're out of the challenge! Now, go!”

The Trout begin to suit up in the ramshackle handmade armor. Damien throws on a breastplate made out of a cookie sheet. Damien: “I'm pretty sure these aren't really safe.”

Chase puts on a helmet. Chase: “Follow me, guys!” The four charge through the obstacles, while trying to maintain their balance. There are a series swinging punching bags, which Chase dodges nimbly before diving to the mattress platform. Priya follows behind, walking slowly but surely to the end, where she jumps down. Millie follows, too, quicker and more wobbly, but she makes it across. Damien is last and sprints through, ducking and dodging, before being hit clean off the balance beam by the last punching bag. Chase: “Ooh...”

Damien falls to the ground. Damien: “I'm okay, guys. Just go ahead without me...”

The Trout look at the second of the two balance beams, this time protected by a series of saws and blowtorches. Chase: “This is gonna be harder than the last one.”

Chase runs across the balance beam, screaming his head off before falling off the end of the beam and onto the mattress. Chase: “Hey, I'm safe!”

Priya: “We're coming behind you!”

Priya once again crosses the beam slowly and makes it across safely. Millie follows behind and also gets across. Chase: “Alright, team. We need to move on to the next part, let's go!”

Wayne looks at the first beam. Wayne: “This can't be too hard. Here we go!” Wayne runs through the area, pushing the punching bags away from him and he jumps off at the end. Bowie follows behind, gracefully jumping over one that nearly hits him, and also makes it across. Caleb is next, and Emma walks closely behind him. Caleb teeters, but makes it to the end along with Emma. Wayne leads the way through the second balance beam, barely dodging a saw overhead, and he makes it to the end. Bowie follows quickly behind, while Caleb begins to struggle on the balance beam, with Emma holding onto him.

Caleb ducks as a large hammer swings from overhead, and nearly falls off the beam. Bowie: “Come on, guys! You can do it!”

Caleb takes two slow steps forward and stops. Then he takes two more and stops. He is a little more than halfway. Wayne: “Let's go! You're almost there!”

Just then, a saw cuts downwards right behind Emma, causing her to push Caleb forward and send them both off the balance beam. Emma lands on top of Caleb again, but this time their lips touch.

Emma jumps up. Emma: “I am so sorry, Caleb.”

Caleb: “Me, too...”

The two others rush to where Sam is waiting, at the beginning of the woods. Sam: “Alright, campers. For this challenge, you have to get through this forest without being caught by one of the mutant plants in there. Anyone who makes it out of the forest moves on. The other team is already in there, so, go go go!”

Wayne and Bowie rush into the forest. Caleb: “I'm gonna go to the cafeteria. Not to be rude, but I don't want you to follow me.”

Emma: “Bye...”

Damien walks up behind Emma. Damien: “Hey, what's up, Emma?”

Emma: \*sighs\* “Nothing... I'm kind of mad at Bowie right now.”

Damien: “How come?”

Emma: “Well, me and him both like Caleb, but Caleb likes Bowie better, and that made me jealous.”

Damien: “I see. So, you're mad at Bowie because you're jealous. But you're friends with Bowie?”

Emma: “Yeah, I am.”

Damien: “Well, sometimes you have to give up something that you want for something else that you want more.”

Emma: “What do you mean?”

Damien: “I mean, you really like Caleb, but if you truly value your friendship with Bowie, then you might have to stop being so jealous and give up on Caleb.”

Emma: “I... I... You're right. I *do* value my friendship with Bowie.”

Damien: “So, once the challenge is over, go make amends with him, see what happens. I'm sure you'll be happier with being his friend than his adversary.”

Emma: “Thanks so much, Damien. You're a real help.”

Emma hugs Damien and runs off.

Meanwhile, Chase, Priya and Millie are walking through the froest. Chase is leading the team, quietly and slowly walking through the forest. Millie: “Chase, not be rude, but can we pick up the pace? We don't want to lose the challenge.”

Chase: “I know, it's just that I'm not the best at directions, and.... we're lost.”

Priya: “Then *I* can take the lead! It couldn't be too hard.”

Chase: “No, no, I got it. I want to help this team, not hinder it.”

Millie: “Well, if you want to help, then move aside and let one of us take the lead, otherwise we'll never get out of here.”

Chase: “Alright, but... WAIT! Do you hear that? Don't move!”

There is rustling in the trees behind them . The three stand stock still. Chase: \*whispering\* “Do you think it's a mutant?”

Millie: “What else would it be?”

Chase: “Let's move forward very very *very* carefully.”

Just then, a mutant deer with wings flies towards them, belching green gas. Chase screams and runs, with Millie and Priya right behind. Suddenly, the sunlight at the edge of the forest comes into view, and Millie and Priya burst out of the woods. Priya: “Where's Chase?”

Chase: \*from the woods\* “Go on without me! I'll catch up with youuuuuuu!”

Priya: “What do we do now?”

Just then, Wayne and Bowie charge through the trees. Bowie: “Looks like we caught 'em, huh, Wayne?”

Wayne: “Yes it does, my friend.”

Priya: “How did you guys catch up so fast?”

Wayne: “We ran through the woods screaming, like any knight would do.”

Millie looks ahead, where a tall wall is blocking the next section of the challenge. Sam appears out of nowhere. Sam: “Hello, campers!”

They all turn towards him. Sam: “Your next task will be to scale this wall in any way you see possible. Trout! You receive some ropes.” He tosses a pair of long ropes to the girls. Sam: “And Frogs, you get these poles. Use them wisely.”

He tosses two long bamboo poles to the guys. Sam: “And now, I vanish!” he throws a smoke bomb and disappears behind the cloud of smoke that emerges.

Bowie: “Well, ladies, I'm sorry to say, but this challenge just became no problem.”

He picks up one of the bamboo poles and runs towards the wall with it, then launches himself into the air like a pole vaulter. Bowie: “Ha! Suckers!” He smacks face-first into the wall and falls down again. Bowie: “Owwwww....”

Millie: “What can we do with these ropes?”

Priya: “We can tie a weight onto the ends and throw them over.”

Millie: “It'd be too hard. That wall is really high.”

Wayne: “Our poles are too short, too.”

Bowie: “Yeah, so we need to use them wisely, now let's go! We won last time, we can do it again!” He jumps at the wall and clutches onto a stone that is poking out of the wall.

Bowie: “Aha!” He attempts to pull him self upward, but falls onto the ground, with the brick shortly behind. Millie: “Guys, We can work together by building a rope ladder!”

Wayne: “How would we do that?”

Millie: “If we take the bamboo poles and cut them into small pieces, then we can use it for footholds, and we can use the ropes for the rope part.”

Wayne: “Yeah, but how do we cut the bamboo?”

Bowie: “Sorry, but there's no way! Wayne, let's see if we can find the end of the wall and walk around it!”

Wayne: “Maybe we can try something different!”

Priya: “Like what?”

Wayne: “We can knock over the wall. Bowie already started to take it down with that brick!”

Millie: “Yeah, but won't it take a while?”

Wayne: “What's good that doesn't take effort?”

Bowie: “Ordering burgers on DoorDash.”

Wayne: “We can use me to knock it down!”

Millie: “Excuse me?”

Wayne: “Pick me up and use me as a battering ram! I'm wearing armor, so it won't hurt!”

Bowie: “I don't know, Wayne... it could do some serious damage.”

Wayne: “I will not hear of it. For the good of all of us, use me as a battering ram!”

The three pick him up and charge with him towards the wall. Wayne: “I LOVE YOU MOM!”

He crashes through the wall and all four of them land in the grassy area ahead. Sam is standing above them.

Sam: “Well done, guys. Now, you two teams must split! Millie and Priya, take the path to the left. Wayne and Bowie, take the path to the right. The paths lead into the castle, and the first team to reach their princess in the castle wins!”

The teams stand still. Sam: “What are you waiting for? Go!”

The girls and the boys split and run towards the castle. Priya and Millie head through a neatly trimmed garden. Priya: “Millie, while we head toward our doom, can I ask you a question?”

Millie: “Of course! What about?”

Priya: “Well, I thought that Chase liked me, but he hasn't done much to prove that.”

Millie: “That is strange... what would you expect to happen?”

Priya: “Well, at least I want him to talk to me, but he hasn't yet. Not a word about it.”

Millie: “And you like him back, I guess?”

Priya: “Of course I do.”

Millie: “Then you may have to be the one to say it.”

The girls enter under a large marble doorway into the castle. Millie: “Well, this is our last chance. Better go for it.”

Meanwhile, Julia is sitting in a cage on a platform directly opposite from Ripper, who is picking a scab. Julia: “Listen, Ripper. I know that we're both on the bad side of our teams, which is why I want you and I to form an alliance!”

Ripper looks up. Ripper: “An alliance? Yeah right. You're outnumbered, Julia. Emma sticks to those guys like a fly to flypaper. You're out, then your boyfriend Wayne.”

Julia: “Everything is never as it seems, Ripper.”

Ripper: “I'm sure. Fine. I'll do an alliance. If my team loses, I'm immune. So if we do lose, it'll be one of them going home, and both you and I will be safe.”

Bowie and Wayne are walking towards the castle through a graveyard. Wayne: “Man, I'm not sure what they buried in here, but it stinks.”

Bowie: “I know. It's almost unbearable.”

Wayne: “Bowie, can I talk to you about something?”

Bowie: “What?”

Wayne: “Well, someone's been talking to me, about voting you off.”

Bowie: “Really, who?”Wayne: “I promised them I wouldn't say. But, I don't want to vote anyone off.”

Bowie: “Then we have to win.”

Wayne: “But what happens if we don't win?”

Bowie: “I... don't know, big guy.”

They reach the castle door. Bowie: “I guess we need to go in...”

They push open the door, and the castle's interior is revealed, with golden suits of armor lining the hallways and torches along the walls, with a red carpet lying on the ground, leading out to the distance. Wayne: “Cool. So, what, do we just run?”

Bowie: “Maybe whoever gets there fastest wins?”

They nod a run through the hallway. Wayne: “Huh. This isn't bad at all. There's no danger in this.” They continue to run, but suddenly one of the suits of armor belches a stream of fire right in front of Wayne and he ducks under it, crawling on the carpeted floor. Bowie jumps over it. Bowie: “Well, that was a close one, huh?”

He and Wayne head down the hallway cautiously, and Chris is seen viewing them through a camera. Chris: “Ha! This is great, man. They don't know what's *really* lying ahead.”

The camera cuts to Millie and Priya, who have also just dodged the flames. Millie: “That was too close, Priya. Let's keep going.” Suddenly, something is heard behind them and they whip their heads around. There are footsteps headed towards them from behind, but they eventually disappear into the silence again. Millie: “I don't like this. Something's up.”

They proceed, and there is no more danger through the rest of the hallway, which ends in another door. Priya: “Let's go! We can't waste any time.”

They open the door and are immediately greeted by a series of saws and hammers, with the hammers smashing straight onto the ground and causing the floor to shake. This room is twice as wide as before, and Bowie and Wayne are visible on the other side, with a chasm separating the two teams. In the center, there is a giant golden statue of Chris.

Millie: “We have to make a break for it before they reach the end.” Millie waits a second, calculating, and manages to run across the hallway without getting hit by anything. Millie: “I'm at the door!”

Wayne sees what Millie did. Wayne: “Bowie, you gotta go first!”

Bowie: “Why me?”

Wayne: “You're more agile than me. There's more of a chance that you can make it and beat Millie.”

Bowie: “Alright, I'll do it.” Bowie stretches his arms and runs across the hallway. Bowie: “FOR VICTORY!” He makes it halfway down the hallway, jumping over and dodging the obstacles. He stops for a breath.

Bowie looks at the chasm, and sees Emma running across it quite easily towards the doors. Bowie: “What's *she* doing here?”

Emma disappears behind a pillar. Bowie: “This is a trick! They're trying to distract me and it won't work!”

He continues to run down the hallway, and he's doing well, but stops when he sees Emma almost at the door. Bowie: “Alright, something's fishy. And *I* will get to the bottom of it!”

Wayne, from the starting end of the hallway, calls out. Wayne: “LOOK OUT, BOWIE!”

Bowie turns around just as a hammer swings down from above, and he jumps out of the way, narrowly dodging the hammer, and teeters on the edge of the chasm. Wayne: “Hold on, Bowie!”

But Bowie loses his balance and falls, falls, falls, but lands immediately. He looks down and is standing on the air where the chasm should be. Bowie: “What?”Chris (Over PA): “Sorry, Bowie, but the chasm is a no-touchy zone. You're out of the challenge!”

Bowie: “Wayne, it's all up to you now!”

Meanwhile, Priya has made it all the way through the obstacles, and reaches Millie at the end of the hall. Millie opens the door, where a loud laugh echoes. Voice: “Welcome! You may have passed the other obstacles, but you'll never pass my ultimate test!”

Dakotazoid is standing in the middle of the room, in between the girls and the two “princesses”, who are in cages dangling from the ceiling. Ripper: “Take your time. Trust me, if I don't get saved, I won't be upset.”

Millie: “Yeah? But we will.”

Dakotazoid: “To win, you need to avoid the obstacles in this room. When the heat sensors detect you, a boxing glove will shoot out from the ceiling, floor or one of the walls! If you fall over, you're out!”

Priya: “Don't worry, I'll do it!”

Priya runs across the hall and several boxing gloves shoot out every few feet, forcing Priya to stop a few times. While she's working on that, Wayne bursts into the room. Wayne: “Julia, *I'll* save you!” Julia gasps, as Wayne has a bruised face and scratches and his shirt's torn.

Priya turns to see Wayne and gasps at his appearance. Millie: “Don't lose focus!” Millie begins to run for it.

Wayne runs, getting hit in the face a few times but still goes on. Millie and Priya are stuck in a spot where four boxing gloves are swinging out from every available surface. Wayne is catching up, and gets a boxing glove to his nuts. He bites his lip and holds his breath before staggering onward towards Julia.

Millie: “We'll never make it before him!”

Priya: “No, I can do this! Give me a shove on the count of three. One...” A boxing glove shoots out of the ground. “Two...” another shoots from the ceiling. “THREE!” Millie shoves Priya and the latter runs forward just as the boxing gloves go back into their hiding places, and Priya lands on the floor. Priya: “Millie, run while the boxing gloves aim at me!” Millie runs forward and it's between her and Wayne. Wayne is almost there, but he's not moving quickly and Millie is running full speed. Chris (Over PA): “And the winner is.......................

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MILLIE!”

Millie pulls on a lever that sends Ripper flying down to the ground with a thump. Ripper: “Ow. A little warning next time?”

Wayne reaches the lever and pulls on it, catching Julia in his arms as she falls. Wayne: “Hehehe. I saved you.”

Julia: “Thank you, Wayne!” She kisses him. Wayne stands there staring with a gaping mouth. Wayne: “YES!”

Chris: “I hate to interrupt such a sweet moment... but the challenge took longer than expected and the Elimination Ceremony is happening *tout suite*.”

Both teams are sitting at the Campfire Pit. Chris: “Alright, Frogs. You have cast your votes. Before I hand out the marshmallows, I need to know which of the Trout will be spending time on Boney Island tonight?”

Ripper: “*I'll* go. I need the Idol, and there's no way I'm passing up the opportunity to find it.”

Chris: “Alright, Ripper! Head to the dock of shame where the loser boat will escort you to Boney Island.”

Ripper does as directed.

Chris: “Alright, today's first marshmallow goes to... Wayne.” Wayne catches his marshmallow in one hand and holds Julia's hand with his other. Chris: “Marshmallows also go to... Emma.”

Emma catches her marshmallow.

Chris: “...And Bowie.”

Bowie catches his. Chris: “Julia. Caleb. One of you will receive the final marshmallow... and the last marshmallow of the night goes to...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Julia. Here you go.” Julia catches her marshmallow. Chris: “Caleb, it's time to say goodbye. Chef has prepared the Airlift of Shame.”

Caleb: “What? Why'd you vote me out?”

Wayne: “I didn't, I swear!”

Caleb: “Then what happened?”

Bowie: “Yeah, what happened?”

Chris: “No matter. Caleb, step on the X and Chef will take you away.”

Bowie: “I'll miss you, Caleb.”

Caleb: “Win for me, Bowie. I know you can do it.”

Bowie and Caleb kiss. Chris: “Guys.... guys? Time's a-ticking here. I have a show to watch tonight....”

Chef grabs Caleb's shoulder and drags him away before the latter straps on the harness. Chris: “Now that Caleb has been eliminated, what will happen when the Frogs return to camp? And will Priya and Chase finally hit it off? Find out next time on

*TOTAL*

*DRAMA*

*RETURN TO THE ISLAND!!!!!”* (Yes I finally updated the outro)

Back at the Hotel, Chase knocks on the girls' room door. Millie opens up. Chase: “Hey, can I talk to Priya?”

Millie: “Sure, let me get out of your way.”

Millie walks out into the hallway, and Chase enters the room. Priya: “Hey, Chase. What's up?”

Chase: “Well, I got a note in my bed that said you needed to talk to me?”

Priya: “Oh, um, yes. I was wondering... um... do you... like me? I mean, *like* like me.”

Chase: “Of course. I've just been too afraid to tell you, in case you didn't like me back.”

Priya: “Of course I like you back.”

Chase and Priya smile at each other.

The helicopter flies over Pahkitew Island and drops Caleb. Caleb looks up, dizzy. Gamemaster: “You, sir! Are you ready to get revenge on the ones who voted you out?”

Caleb: “No... I think that revenge is stupid and pointless, and that you should forgive and forget.”

Gamemaster: “Forgiving and forgetting never works! Trust me, I know...”

## Voting

Against
 Caleb (3 votes)
 Emma (1 vote)
 Julia (1 vote)
 VOTED OUT:Caleb