Christopher LaFon (Dimension-320)

**Chris LaFon** started out as just a regular youtuber, but all of this changed when he discovered the secret organization known as The Dubbbz. From here on out, **Air Soft Fatty** would be one of the greatest heroes of this world, helping the Cretins anytime trouble showed it's ugly face.

## History

### Air Soft Fatty

During 2014, Air Soft Fatty was making fun videos with his friends, but he soon saw the internet wasn't a big fan of his. This upset Air Soft Fatty, and made him quit filming videos for good. This was until a youtuber by the name of IDubbbz asked to do a video together. This made Air Soft Fatty very happy, and he agreed to do it. But after the video was published, Air Soft Fatty saw that IDubbbz just wanted to make fun of him. This made Air Soft Fatty upset, and he made his way to IDubbbz' home. There, he found out that IDubbbz was actually a part of a larger group called The Dubbbz. Before Air Soft Fatty could leave to inform the public, he was beamed into a spaceship. There, he met the true IDubbbz, who yelled at him for ever thinking about coming to his home. Air Soft Fatty didn't care and ran away and hid. He realized he couldn't be a coward and found a weapon of light, and began to attack the Dubbbz. In the end, Air Soft Fatty lost, but was able to knock out the ships central control panel, and right before the ship crashed, he beamed himself back home.

### The Cretins: Ronzilla

Taking place only moments after the events of Air Soft Fatty, when the ship that held the Dubbbz crashed, the ships defense mechanism deployed, a giant robot named Ronzilla. Luckily, Weird Paul knew of this coming attack, and formed the Cretins. A superpowered team consisting of Groovy Yuvi, Weird Paul, Air Soft Fatty and Nick Avocado. The team came together and took down the robot. In the end the group disbanded, but agreed to form if they ever needed to again. Nick Avocado was given a pardon, and was officially let out of jail.

### The Cretins: Return of the Dubbbz

Unknownst to Air Soft Fatty, the ship that contained the Dubbbz was not completely destroyed upon impact. Ever since the ship went down, the Dubbbz has been growing stronger and stronger, planting sleeper agents throughout New York. And now in 2015, the Dubbbz activiates the agents, and now the entire city is under fire. The Cretins form again, this time without Nick, but with Quinn instead. The new team is able to take down the agents, and now face their greatest foe yet, The Dubbbz. As a team, they are able to demolish the Dubbbz for good, and send him to his death. At the end of the battle, the team questions why Weird Paul didn't bring Nick this time, and Paul tells the group that Nick never responded to any of his messages.

### Air Soft Fatter

Air Soft Fatty has been spending his time at home, tending to his cats, and his collection of laser swords. This is quickly changed when his house is sent flying apart, seemingly by nothing. Air Soft Fatty, then sees the culprit, his old friend Robert. Robert has trained in the Dark Arts, and is able to do some wild things, including destroying Air Soft Fatty's laser sword, and then throwing his friend millions of miles away. After landing in a lake, Air Soft Fatty is determined to learn these powers, and begins to work on channeling his Energico. Once he masters these powers, he crafts a new laser sword, and makes his way home. He finds Robert and challenges him to a dual. The two battle, and right as Air Soft Fatty is about to get the final blow, he stops, not wanting to kill his friend. Rob runs of, swearing he will return.

### The Cretins: The Rise of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater

Taking place at the same time that the events of Quinn: Miss Piggy ended, the Flying Purple People Eater has been released and is now consuming every human it can see. Weird Paul calls upon the Cretins and they band together again to stop the beast. The group this time adds on Fat Bastard, who was willing to help after witnessing what the beast can do. The team makes their way to the city as they see the mayhem that the Flying Purple People Eater has already caused. Buildings have fallen, planes taken out of the sky, and monuments destroyed. This doesn't discourage the team, and they take the fight to the beast. They try their hardest, but nothing works. Groovy Yuvi begins to realize that what he sees infront of him was the same future that the future version of himself had warned him about. Wanting to prevent the destruction of everything, Groovy Yuvi tells them he has something that might help. He taps into the deepest part of his Energico, and fires a ray of pure nuclear power straight at the monster. When the dust settles, the beast still stands, and flies off. The group looks on, to see that the entire city of New York has been demolished. Not a single building stands. The Cretins have lost.

### Air Soft Fattest

After the events of the previous story, the world is in panic, and Air Soft Fatty quits the team. When he gets back to his new home, he learns the news that Robert has taken advantage of the chaos and has been using it as a ploy to hurt more people. But Air Soft Fatty doesn't have the fight in him any more, and does nothing about it. Seasons go by, and Air Soft Fatty has moved on. But this is when he gets a call from Robert, who tells him that he has kidnapped the rest of Air Soft Fatty's friends. This destroys him inside, so Air Soft Fatty continues his training and masters his weapon. He finds Robert and the two have a final duel. In the end, Air Soft Fatty has to make the decision to kill his friend, to stop Robert from continuing his evil ways.

### The Cretins: The Fall of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater

Two years after the fall of New York, the Cretins haven't been seen since, and the world has finally began to rebuild. The Flying Purple People Eater hasn't been seen either. Each member of the Cretins is busy doing their own thing, Quinn is not only helping animals, but people now too. Fat Bastard continued his spy missions in Scotland. Air Soft Fatty is retired. Groovy Yuvi secluded himself from the world, because after what he did to New York, he feels like he failed. Nick Avocado still hasn't been seen in years. At this point, it seems like the Cretins will never form again. But then Weird Paul pears into the future, something he tries not to do. He sees what can be done, and how they can right their wrong. He gets the Cretins back together, and tells them he knows where the Purple People Eater is hiding, on the moon. The group is reluctant to help, but still agree to try, except for Groovy Yuvi, who tells them he will only make things worse. They all make their way to the moon, and here they find the monster. Together again after two years, they are finally a team again, and the final blow is is dealt by Quinn, who fills the monster with bees, and explodes it from the inside.

### The Cretins: One Cheese to End Them All

Moments after Nick's eruption, most of the Cretins heard about what was happening. They quickly formed and began to think of a plan of attack, but some of the team didn't think attacking was a good idea, since Nick was there friend. Other parts of the group thought that they didn't have enough fighters. In the end, the group came to conclusion that Nick had to be put down. So the group was divided, those who would go and fight Nick, and those who would find more fighters. Groovy Yuvi and Quinn went out and found the Bastards, and eventually found the Fall Flaters. Now with the combined effort of all three teams, the fight against Nick Avocado began. The battle lasted forever, with some of the bastards dying, and everyone giving it their all. But this only fuelled Nick, making him stronger. As soon as all hope seem lost, a portal opened up and out came Weird Paul, who stopped the fighting. He explained to Nick that he just traversed the entire multiverse, and he found that one thing was for certain, that there was always the same amount of cheese. This made Nick come to terms with the fact that no matter what craziness was going on in his life, there really was stability through all of it. Nick apologized for what he had done, and Weird Paul offered to take Nick's powers away from him. Nick wanted him too, and Weird Paul absorbed Nick's powers. In the end, the day was saved, and the Cretin's went on to continue their fight for justice.

## Equipment and Abilities

### Abilities

* Master Combatant
* Master of the Dark Arts

## Trivia

* Although Air Soft Fatty is one of the core members of the Cretins, he often wishes to retire.