The TV Hijacking

## Chapter 1: Get Hijacked

\*Knocking\*

Laser Spike: Hello guys! come in!

\*all walk in\*

Red: Lets grab some snacks, shall we?

Fry Guy: Yeah you can never go wrong with snacks

Laser Spike: So what we watching

Chocolate Founatin: Some Family Guy!

Craig Tucker: Wow you have bad taste in tv

Clyde Donovan: Yeah yeah have a horrid taste in tv

\*All of craig's gang laughing

Puff Puff: So are we going to watch something or no?

Heiwa: Lets watch this very small comedy show i found!

\*All are laughing at the show\*

Laser Spike: Good pick heiwa!

\*TV Cuts to static\*

Red: Oh no, what happened to the network?

TV:hello you kids

Laser spike: kids? I've just turned 22 years old?!

TV: You will see such pretty things

Craig Tucker: I don't want a PSA

\*TV Shows faces of missing people that are actually dead\*

Clyde Donovan: I actually don't give a shit about whatever this is

Heiwa: Why?! i just wanna continue with my show god dammit!!!!

Laser Spike: Who are even these people

Red: I'm unplugging it.

TV: You are lost in the path

Laser Spike: The tv is still going on?

TV: You shall suffer the same fate as them

Laser spike: who is them?

\*a bright flash appears\*

Red: Ack!!!!

Chocolate Fountain: AGGH!! HOW DO I TURN THIS OFF

\*A faint whisper saying that there is truth in fiction can be heard\*

Craig Tucker: WHAT DID HE SAAAAAAYYYYYY

Clyde Donovan: I'M GONNA TRY, AND STAND UP AND TURN IT OF!

\*all of them can be spotted as pokemon outlines\*

\*we are gonna try to translate them, sorry if it is inaccurate\*

Laser spike, translated:what happened?

## Chapter 2: Oh Uh

Red \*translated\*: I bet that tv has something to do with this...

Fry Guy \*translated\*: Your right

Craig Tucker \*translated\*: Lets try and find our way out of this

Puff Puff \*translated\*: Good call

\*All try and get our way out\*

Orange:Guys? where are you?

Orange:huh?

Laser spike translated:Orange its me!

\*Orange only hears the sounds of a squirtle\*

Red \*translated\*: Dude! he can't hear us ya know!

Fry Guy \*translated\*: yeah we all going to die!

Chocolate Fountain \*translated\*: man! doing this was a terrible idea!

Craig Tucker \*translated\*: i know, i just wish we could just stayed home and finished my remake of inside out

Clyde Donovan \*translated\*: You have a remake of inside out?

Craig Tucker \*translated\*: What do you think i said

Clyde Donovan \*translated\*: that's so cool!

Tolkein Black \*translated\*: come on! instead of talking about some sort of stupid remake of inside out! we have to get out of here

Craig Tucker \*translated\*: whatever

Puff Puff \*translated\*: ok let's find something that can get us out of here

Heiwa \*translated\*: yeah we need to be seen instead of just staying here to perish

Laser spike, translated: Take this!

\*Laser spike jumps out of the the successfully with red on his back\*

Fry Guy\*translated\*: you got out! how did you get out!

Chocolate Fountain \*translated\*: Yeah! that was instant!

Craig Tucker \*translated\*: Alright guys get on eachothers back, we are coming out!

\*Craig and his gang jump out of the tv

Puff Puff \*translated\*: how are they getting out!

\*all eventually escaped the terrible tv\*

Orange: Why are there pokemon in the places where my dad and his friends usually sit at when they watch tv at?

Orange: \*sudden realization\*

## Chapter 3: I just wanna make it clear

Orange: so you're telling me you are now pokemon because of the tv?

Laser spike\*translated\*:Yes

Fry Guy \*translated\*: yeah, we need to get back to our normal bodies, please help us

Orange:here you all drink this

\*all the pokemonified characters drink it\*

Orange: It will take a while around 3 - 6 months though

\*All say awww in a dissapointed way\*

Red \*translated\*: this sucks!

Fry Guy \*translated\*: yeah lets just find some sleeping pills that can make us fall asleep, and then when we wake up 3 to 6 months later, we can be back

Craig Tucker \*translated\*: good thinking!

\*All take sleeping pills and fall asleep\*

## Chapter 4: Nightmare

Laser spike\*translated\*: so now what?

Red \*translated\*: Guys! i see someone coming towards us! we must run!

\*all are running\*

\*the entity catches them\*

Fry Guy \*translated\*: wait! is this a dream?

Laser spike \*translated\* after waking up: That was weird

Laser spike, translated: I'm gonna get a drink

Red: I'm gonna go make myself a pb&j

Laser spike: Yeah I am also hungry

Red: Alright here you go

Laser spike:Thanks

\*later\*

Clyde Donovan: I can't sleep

\*Clyde opens the cabinet\*

Clyde Donovan: Hmmmm.... poptarts, oreos, welch's fruit snacks, apple sauce, ok i will have some chips ahoy cookies and dump them in milk

Laser spike:Who was that person on tv?

Red: What Person?

Laser spike:As in that person who turned us into pokemon?

Red: i have no clue, go back to bed.

Laser spike:OK

## Chapter 5: time to fight!

Laser spike: what a night last night was

Fry Guy: Is it just me or did anyone else had weird dreams, my dream in question is that i was a pov of some guy walking in a blue desert

Chocolate Fountain: Your not alone i had a dream about a candle that flies up into the air ominously

Laser spike: same

Fry Guy: What was your dream laser spike?

Laser spike:that man from the tv

Chocolate Fountain: What about him

Laser spike: He was stalking me

Fry Guy: That's Bizarre

Laser spike: Yeah

Chocolate Fountain: Now what

Laser spike: Who wants to fight each other using out forces?

All of the other pokemonified force users: YEAH!

Craig Tucker: Lets Go :P

Laser spike: OOH WA-AH-AH-A!\*Insert transformation into I'm a believer\*

Tweek Tweak: AHHHH!!!!!

Red: is that his new force?

Chocolate Fountain: I have no clue

Laser spike: Yes, Yes it is

Tolkein Black: Huh, that's very strange

Laser spike: I shall call it I'm a believer

\*insert three more flashes\*

Red: Are you ready?

Laser spike: HELL YES!

Chocolate Fountain: Let's do it!

Orange, while emerging:I'm ready with your old force!

Fry Guy: Ok

Green appearing out of nowhere: hello, Red wait is that a child?!

Orange: Hear me out, i ca- \*front door opens\*

Eric Cartman walking in the door with the other classmates: Have you guys seen craig and his friends?

Kyle Brofvloski: Yeah dude! we haven't seen him in a minute!

Orange: Who are you?

Trainer Red: ...!

Red: Who are you?

Orange: Were you talking to Me or The fat fuck

Eric Cartman:Shut up you fruit!

Orange:Shut up tubby!

Red: oh boy....

Eric Cartman: Oh yeah? well your a trainer

\*trainer Red turns into zero to hero\*

\*Red turns into pokerap\*

Stan Marsh: What the fuck

Laser spike: is that pokerap?

Red:yes

Laser spike: ok

Fry Guy: Now what

Laser spike:We fight!

all: YEAH!

Eric Cartman: WAAAAAAAAA MY MAMA SO POOR SHE WALKS DOWN THE ROAD WITH ONE SHOE!!!!! AND IF YOU ASK HER IF SHE LOST ONE THEN SHE'LL SAY NO I FOUND ONEEE WAAAAAA

\*I'm a believer straight up punts cartman like he is a soccer ball\*

Laser spike: easy

Kyle Brofvloski: Haha! fatass deserved it

Eric Cartman from far away: Don't call me fat you fucking jew!

Laser spike: hope you can take the **heat!**

\*Laser spike shoots a fireball\*

\*Red jumps over a fireball\*

Eric Cartman: Hey guys i'm baaaaaackkk!!!!!!!

Kyle Brofvloski: How was that launch fatass

Eric Cartman: Don't call me fat you fuckng jew!

Laser spike: Take this! \*yeets cartman\*

Kyle Brofvloski: HAHAHA! FUCKING FATASS

\*eric cartman somehow teleports here\*

Eric cartman: Don't call me fat you ballsack jew!

Kenny McCromick \*Muffled\*: How the fuck did you get here fast

Laser spike, while grabbing red: are you ready?

Red:For what?

Stan Marsh: Look! fry guy is drowning in cheese

Kyle Brofvloski: Yeah! fry guy is drowning in cheese!

Stan Marsh: You see, laser spike, he's drowning in cheese

Kyle Brofvloski: Look Laser spike he's made out of cheese

Eric Cartman: "I'm the cheese guy"

Kenny McCromick: You see laser spike, he's cheese

Butters Sctoch: Hey Fry Guy, Cheesed To Meet You

\*All are laughing except for fry guy\*

Wendy Testaburger: Fry Guy say cheese

Jimmy Valmer: I would say nice to meet you, but i'm ch-ch-... cheese

\*Laughing except for fry guy\*

\*both Red and Laser spike are descending above Fry Guy\*

R,LSP and FG: \*screaming\*

Ike Brofvloski: Hey fry guy, we put you with roomates with red and laser spike

Wendy Testaburger: They have 11 toes

\*All are laughing\*

Butters Sctoch: The CHEESE ACCIDENT!

Eric Cartman: Cheese? no very good relationships with people

Stan Marsh: Look! now there is peas in the cheese too!

Kyle Brofvloski: Oh My Goodness!

\*A big explosion happens\*

Kyle Brofvloski: SHIT!

Eric Cartman: What the fuck was that!

Butters Stotch: i don't know!

\*Laser spike is dizzy\*

Kyle Brofvloski: Holy shit man! what was that?

Eric Cartman: I don't know but i did not expect that

Wendy Testaburger: Lets just go to the house an- OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ike Brofvloski: Holy shit the house is destroyed!

Jimmy Valmer: My god!

Timmy Bruch: TIMMY

Jimmy Valmer: Your right timmy! one sick son of a bitch might have done th-th-this

Butters Stotch: Yeah!

???: HAHAHaHAHgahwhedrftgyhui

Jimmy Valmer: What the f-f-fuck was that

Timmy Bruc: OH LIBILORLIBILOLIBILORTIMMAOH

Ike Brofvloski: Were they the cause?

Wendy Testaburger: I don't know but hey! i wonder what laser spike is up to!

\*insert Laser spike drop kicking a tv\*

Laser spike: looks like that show \*puts on glasses\* has been canceled YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heiwa: Why they can my favorite show :(

???: You thought that could kill me?

Laser spike: Well kinda

Wendy Testaburger: Man Now i'm bored

Ike Brofvloski: Yeah, there is nothing to do

Jimmy Valmer: Hey, seince a fight is going to start, wan't some popcorn from a convenietly placed popcorn machine

Timmy Burch: TIMMY!

Butters Sctoch: I, would love some popcorn

\*classmates get popcorn\*

Eric Cartman: You know, he worries too much

Kyle Brofvloski: As i hate to admit it, yes he does worry too much

\*Laser spike is angry and eyes turn red\*

Red: That is a cliche

\*Laser spike projects a rage monster\*

Kyle Brofvloski: Aw dude! this fight is going to be sick!

Eric Cartman: Of course you fucking jew

Kyle Brofvloski: Shut your mouth fatass

Eric Cartman: Don't call me fat you fucking je-

Butters Sctotch: Silence cartman! i'm trying to watch the scene!

Timmy Burch: TIMMY

Jimmy Valmer: Yes this is really awesome

Ike Brofvloski: Kyle, i'm ready

Wendy Testaburger: This is exciting

Stan Marsh, Yes this is really exciting my love

Kenny McCromick \*Muffled\*: Fucking awesome!

## Chapter 6: Chaos Unleashed

Laser spike's rage monster:WERTYUIUYHGFDFGHJKLPOIUYHGFDFGHJKL

\*Laser spike is in pain\*

???: oh bo-

\*???'s head gets bitten off jurrasic park style\*

Kenny McCromick \*Muffled\*: WOAH!

Stan Marsh: That shit was fucking awesome, right babe?

Wendy Testaburger: Yes that was awesome

Ike Brofvloski: Woah! so bloody!

Jimmy Valmer: Yes that was very fucking b-b-b-bloody

Butters Stotch: Guys guys! look at this next scene!

\*Laser spike wakes up\*

Laser spike:Huh what happened?

Angle: Hello

Laser spike:What happened?

Angle: You were knocked out and i have a legendary weapon that can help you

Laser spike: Cool, thanks!

Angle: Your welcome now you can go back to reality

\*Laser spike and his friends go back to reality\*

THE END