Ray Boccino (Funnypasta Version)

Ray Boccino was a Dryden Gang capo who after being put on Granny Dryden's hitlist joined forces with The Lost Episode Resistance in their crusade against Rabe Maniels and Frank Vinci. With Maniels and Vinci dead, Dryden goes into retirement allowing for Boccino to take over The Dryden Gang, and becomes the undisputed kingpin of the British criminal underworld. He is later killed on the orders of the Brethren Courte after he nearly destroys the criminal underworld with his half baked plots.

## Ray Boccino

### Aliases

Mr BoccinoSugar Ray

The Hacksaw

### Affiliation

The Dryden GangThe Lost Episode Resistance

Granny Dryden

Frank Vinci formerly, deceased

Vlad Papkov formerly, deceased

Derek Barrel formerly, deceased

Zi Wai formerly, deceased

The Shadow Reader

Space Voyager

Queen Of Lions#

John Claude

Richard Fatchurd

## Background

Born in 1971, Boccino grew up in Little Italy, Empire Bay and became involved in crime from as early as the age of 14 when he stole a shipment of cigars from some street hoodlums. After getting kicked out of college, Boccino on his stepfather's suggestion moved to London in 1995 and fell in with The Dryden Gang. Boccino's stepfather was an old friend of Granny Dryden and Frank Vinci, and had put in a good word for the young Boccino. He worked in the gang as a hitman for a few years, and made a cameo as a bartender named Elwig in a film all about The Dryden Gang. He became one of the gang's top burglars, and helped them with stealing televisions and other petty items which the gang then sold on the black market. By 2007, Boccino gained the position of caporegime after drowning his predecessor in the Thames. Sadly as the years went by, Boccino developed an addiction to chewits, and also lost the trust and faith of Frank Vinci who was convinced that Boccino was a rat since the cops always tend to be not far behind him. Boccino also didn't get on very well with his fellow capos Vlad Papkov and Derek Barrel, and referred to Derek as a fat fuck on multiple occasions.

## Epilogue And Death

Following Maniels' death, Granny Dryden went into retirement and moved back to Greendale. With Dryden's permission, Boccino inherited The Dryden Gang renaming it The Boccino Gang, and quickly established himself as the new kingpin of Great Britain's criminal underworld. He also got married with John Claude serving as the best man. Ultimately, however Boccino became no better than Frank Vinci as he regularly distrusted people as well as getting betrayed by most people he did business with. The Brethren Courte decided to silence Boccino, and had a Serbian hitman kill Boccino. His wife moved to Greendale where she became good friends with Granny Dryden.

## Trivia

* Boccino suspects Space Voyager of being the rat. and believes that he began working for Maniels out of jealousy for getting replaced as Shadow's right-hand man.
* He has two unnamed sisters who both reside in Empire Bay.
* Boccino is notorious among the city's prostitutes for his violent behaviour.
* Ironically, he becomes just as bad as Frank Vinci and is killed for his recklessness.
* He drives a red shurbert frigate.
* In the Resistance. Boccino's best friends are Tony Cipriani and John Claude.]
* *Boccino* means *snitch* or *squealer* in Italian, which might be fitting with the gang's suspicion that he is working with the FBI.
* One of the only Resistance members to be appear on good terms with Richard Fatchurd and Mr Walrus.