Jonathan James-Young the 3rd

*"I HAVE A BIG AZZ!!!!!!!"*

Jonathan is the central character and primary narrator in the Redditor series, playing a pivotal role in each installment of the mainline stories. He is first introduced to readers in the series' first story, Redditor in 2030. In this first seen appearance, Jonathan is depicted lying on his bed, wrestling with intense feelings of depression, due to him partaking in a no videogames challenge. A challenge that was created by Jonathan's former friends.

**PERSONALITY**

Jonathan is an intriguing individual with a unique blend of qualities. On one hand, he is known for his kindness and deep affection for his friends, often going to great lengths to protect them from potential threats. However, he also has a tendency to display selfish and egotistical behavior, occasionally resorting to insults when even slightly provoked. As an active member of the Reddit community, Jonathan prefers the comfort of his own home and spends a significant amount of time in his dimly lit bedroom indulging in snacks like Doritos and beverages such as Mountain Dew.

One distinctive characteristic of Jonathan is his consistent misspelling of words, particularly evident in his narrative and dialogue. For instance, he might write "Sayd" instead of "Said." This quirk adds a unique flavor to his communication style. In the early chapters of the novel "Redditor in 2030," Jonathan is portrayed as more impolite and prone to lewd behavior compared to his later depictions. However, in Chapter 11 titled "Hocac Inc," following a conflict with his friends, he undergoes personal growth and learns to avoid rudeness. Consequently, he begins to exhibit friendlier behavior and becomes somewhat less bothersome.

**ABILITIES**

Jonathan is known for his vast array of powers and abilities, most of which are derived from various forms of media. In the third chapter of his story, titled "Enter: Hocac Yeash," Jonathan demonstrates the use of a Spider-Man Web Slinger, a device originally featured in the popular online battle royale game, Fortnite. This ability allows him to shoot webs and swing through the environment, emulating the iconic superhero.

Additionally, Jonathan possesses the skill to wield Portal Guns, devices capable of creating portals for instantaneous travel. This power is inspired by its depiction in certain franchises known for their characters' extraordinary abilities. Another notable ability possessed by Jonathan is the use of The Force, a widely recognized power found in the Star Wars universe. With this power, he can manipulate objects and influence the world around him using his mind.

Moreover, Jonathan possesses a unique ability to break the fourth wall, meaning he is aware of being a fictional character and can address the reader directly. In the eleventh chapter, he acknowledges that certain references to Drew's time in 8th Grade might not be understood by the reader. This confusion arises because Hocac Yeash, also known as Coach Hayes, is portrayed as Drew's Transitions teacher. Despite the confusion caused, Jonathan quickly disregards his earlier statement, leaving his friends puzzled.

**APPEARANCES**

Redditor in 2030: Jonathan makes his debut as the main character here. He is also the narrator, explaining his story and giving interesting insight about random stuff.

Redditor in 2031: Jonathan is also the protagonist and narrator in this story, basically doing his job the same as what he did in the previous story. In this story however, he manages to get himself a girlfriend, an achievement that slowly but surely goes downhill.

Redditor in the Hunger Games: While not the protagonist or narrator, Jonathan plays a key role in this story by killing several characters and changing how the game goes.

REAGAN: The Tale of Fisher: Similar to Redditor in the Hunger Games, Jonathan isn't the protagonist or narrator. In this story, he is only subjected to a minor cameo character who appears near the beginning and end of the story.

**TRIVIA**

* Jonathan, along with Paul, are the only 2 original main characters in Redditor in 2030. The others are based off of real people.
* Jonathan doesn't actually have the "3rd" in his name. He named himself that on Xeno to make himself sound more sexier. (Though it really doesn't)
* Jonathan has been dropped on the head numerous times as a baby, hence his stupidity.
* Jonathan's middle name is Francis.
* Jonathan's favorite color is red because he thinks it "symbolizes the blood of his enemies."
* If Jonathan were to pick a favorite game that wasn't Xeno, it would be Fortnite.
* Jonathan had Gynophobia, but he grows out of it later in Redditor in 2030.
* Jonathan's favorite youtuber is Pokimane. (Don't ask why, he gets embarrassed when you ask him)
* Jonathan's favorite song is Downtown by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.
* Jonathan thinks he is very sexy, making him a narcissist.
* Jonathan's favorite movie is Shark Tale.
* Jonathan's favorite TV show is Breaking Bad. (Obviously)
* Jonathan loves twerking and he'll do it anytime he gets the chance to.
* Jonathan's favorite actor is David Cross.
* Jonathan has never lost his virginity. The closest he's gotten was by flirting with a user with a bikini woman profile picture on a Mrbeast video, who ended up being a bot.
* Jonathan's main in Super Smash Bros Ultimate would be Bayonetta. (Again, don't ask why. )