recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Guerre aquitano-andalouse

Date
 Lieu
 Issue
Royaume de France
Royaume de Castille
Royaume d'Aragon
République de Venise
Louis de Dampierre
Marc de la Bretonière
Hermano Portocarrero
3 000 cavaliers

La guerre aquitano-andalouse est un conflit armée du XIVème siècle ayant eu cours entre le Royaume d'Aquitaine et le Sultanat d'Andalousie entre 1383 et 1386. Avant tout lancée pour des raisons religieuses et idéologiques, cette campagne est la suite logique de nombreuses guerres saintes lancées par les Rois d'Aquitaine à l'encontre des nations musulmanes ayant un pied à terre en Europe entre le XIIème siècle et le XVème siècle.

## Contexte géopolitique

### Tensions entre le monde chrétien et le monde musulman

Au cours du XIVème siècle, on assiste à une recrudescence des tensions entre les royaumes chrétiens et les sultanats musulmans. Ces tensions sont les plus fortes en Espagne où les frontières entre chrétiens et musulmans sont couramment sujettes à diverses tensions entre andalous et castillans.

### Mainmise de l'Aquitaine sur les royaumes chrétiens de la péninsule ibérique

Du fait des jeux de mariages entre la Maison de Blois et la Maison des Ramnulfid, le Royaume de Castille tombe entre les mains du Roi d'Aquitaine qu'est François Ier, également roi de France. Afin d'appaiser les doutes et les interrogations naissantes entre les deux royaumes, celui-ci renonce pour lui-même à la couronne, mais pas pour ses descendants. De fait, il nomme son frère Alphonse de Blois à la tête du Royaume d'Ibérie avec pour mission de l'administrer. Cependant, celui-ci a dû remettre la couronne au fils du Roi d'Aquitaine: Louis XII à la mort du Roi.

Le Portugal étant encerclé par les musulmans au sud et les Blois au nord préféreront prendre leur distance de ces deux puissances en cherchant à s'allier avec les royaumes avoisinants tels que le Royaume d'Angleterre, la République de Gène ou le Duché de Provence.

### Contexte frontalier tendu

Le Roi d'Aquitaine cherche aussi à se légitimer comme *Roi Chevalier* parmi ses pairs. Profond croyant, il cherchera à obtenir l'appui de la papauté pour déclencher une guerre sainte de reconquête à l'encontre des musulmans d'Espagne. Cependant, cette requête est vite refusée par le pape de l'époque.

N'attendant pas de réponse défavorable et souhaitant prendre par surprise les principales villes européennes du Sultanat d'Andalousie, François Ier attaque le premier en déclarant la guerre le 1er avril 1383, soit deux ans après la fin de la guerre contre les Flandres.

## Déroulement de la guerre

### 1383-1384: La phase de préparation

Il n'y a pas de réels affrontements entre les deux armées durant le début de la guerre, et pour cause: La surprise est totale pour le Sultanat qui ne s'attendait nullement à être attaquée par le Nord. Elle n'apprennent l'invasion par les forces aquitaines que deux semaines plus tard: Tant est si bien que les premières armées andalouses sont réprimées assez violemment à Tolède et à Almensha alors que les français sont en surnombre de manière très nette.
Lohae AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

(The imaginary friend is always watching.)Is this… a song… about a quadrant coordinate system…? How the hell does this have ANYTHING to do with LOHAE? LOHAE doesn’t even HAVE a damn coordinate system… does it?-Krysal Tepsyr, LOFAC, Session 1417

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Subtract the x's and square them. Subtract the y's and square them. Add them together and take the square root.
Nick J.

* Hallownest
* Ghibli
* Norway

## *Survivor* Career

**Nick J.** is a contestant on *Natvivor: Norway*, *Natvivor: Ghibli*, and *Natvivor: Hallownest*. He was also a production member for *Natvivor: 2055*, *Natvivor: Journey Through the Universe*, and *Natvivor: Blackjack*.

## Profile

* Norway
* Ghibli
* Hallownest

*Full interview can be found here.*

**Name:** Nick J.

**Between Mind and Heart, which group do you personally think you fit into better?** I definitely think I fit into the Mind​ tribe. I understand the logistics of the game, why people think and make the decisions that they make. If people need to betray me or lie to me in order to better themselves, I 100% understand and will respect the play. I am arguably the least bitter person. It’s all a game after all and I’m happy whether I win or lose. I also want to add that I don’t get angry at those who betray me. I won’t be thrilled but I don’t wear my heart on my sleeve.

**Tribe Designation:** Suzuki

**Previous Seasons & Finishes:** *Norway*: 21st

**Tribe Designation:** Grimm Troupe

**Previous Seasons & Finishes:** *Norway*: 21st; *Ghibli*: 7th, 4th Juror;
## Survivor

### Norway

Nick J started on the Mind tribe, being in a majority alliance early on and was in a safe position in the beginning of the game. When the Narvik tribe went to tribal, the boot was looking to be between Thomas and Lucas, the two least active members of the tribe. Nick tried to nudge the tribe into booting Lucas since he had far less DM's with him. Lucas ended up being a cheater, and had used an alt to find a Hidden Immunity Idol, idoling out Nick with a single vote due to being the cheater, and is considered one of the most robbed players in the series.

## Trivia

* Nick won the award for *Most Robbed* in *Norway*.
* Nick received 1 vote for the *Fan Favorite Poll*.
I'll Have to Bury My Burden in Blood

**I’ll Have to Bury my Burden in Blood** is the season finale of *Survivor: The Elysian Fields*.

## Challenges

* Immunity (Day 34)
* Immunity (Day 36)
* Immunity (Day 37)

**Immunity Challenge**: *Music Video Quiz*

**Winner**: Jacob

**Immunity Challenge**: *Cast Photos Guesser*

**Winner**: Jacob

**Immunity Challenge**: *Twelve Tasks*

**Winner**: Jacob

## Tribal Council

### Day 39

* First Vote
* Revote
* Tiebreaker
Cthulhu mixdown AudioLog

## Transcript

C''re nafl mgkadishtu l' gotha
ymg' kadishtu ahuh'eog ng l' Y' ah
mgleth vulgtlagln's ahf' Y''m ahlloig ot
ymg' ephainafl mggoka'ai fahf hup ehyeahog r'luhhor

Y' ahehyee gotha ymg' ai ahh Y''m ah
l' gotha ymg' uaaah kadishtu

mgsyha'h l' bug ymg' goka yogor
mgsyha'h l' bug ymg' mgah'ehye mgyogor
mgsyha'h l' bug llll bug ng ymg' epgoka
mgsyha'h l' bug ymg' uaaah n'ghftlloig
mgsyha'h l' bug epgoka
mgsyha'h l' bug ai ah'legeth ng ymg' ngahnah

c''ve mgepkadishtu f' llll l' ehyeeog syha'hnahh
ymg' gn'bthnknyth's mgepah ngahnah mgng ymg''re nng lw'nafh'nahor l' h' ai
ph'nglui c' ehyee kadishtu ahf''s mgepah llll bug
c' kadishtu ahair'luh ng c''re l' bug h' ah

ng ahnythor ymg' ah'kn'a ya ahh Y''m ah
ah nafl ai ya ymg''re nng l' ah'n'ghft mgr'luh
Victory AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

There's no last secret. There will always be more to explore. Keep walking, Observer.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Congratulations! You did it! You solved my bullshit riddles and puzzles and now we're here. Um, I understand you're probably upset. That's sometimes how it be. Um, you might not be a Rage player but you went the Rage path and kudos to you. You peeled back the veil of reality, you looked at the meta, you got really angry with me. Point is, I'm hoping this transmission will make--take the edge off just a little bit. There's a Discord--trans-timeline, the works--we can all talk. You understand now, right? You understand that it's very dangerous to fuck around in the code. We're just teaming up, looking at each other's stuff. Making sure, y'know, we--we help each other if something breaks, we come up with ideas for other puzzles to just sorta level us all up so that we--we have a safe sandbox to use our powers before we go back to Sburb, the game. Y'know? So, um, I know it's really frustrating and unsatisfying that it--it turned out this was the--the end, but that's because you were doing--you were doing this; (???) hacking reality. Sorry that we manipulated you. I really do appreciate you playing along, though. Anyway, join us, figure it out. We'll--we'll get it--we'll get it taken care of. We'll make it better, Paradox Space.
Cheeto Puzzle

A puzzle from AW consisting of several codes hidden in the metadata of the cheeto(h)Timeline audiologs.

Each gigglesnort string contained a paragraph of text encoded with reverse Vigenere (i.e. the key word was subtracted from and not added to the text), reversed and deprived of most capitalization and punctuation, with brackets (but not quote marks) switched to opposites if necessary.
Corpseshipping AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Literally ship the corpses. Not figuratively. Though figuratively is why reality crashes if you don't literally ship them to the new session.

## Transcript

JR: This is JR with a PSA. Uh.. specifically going out to sufficiently Wasted players, I mean obviously you need a little bit wasted to even find these, but... you're not gonna believe me, um, unless you've seen enough about what lies beyond... should you get the opportunity to leave your session, and a lot of you out there, you really like ghoa, I know exactly how that's happened, I'm traveling in the furthest ring right now, or you've seen enough of the code to understand exactly when and where and how that might happen. The point is should you get the opportunity to leave. Don't forget the corpses. I'm always telling you guys to not turn your back on the bodies. This is especially true. Do not leave them behind. Um, surprisingly it's not because they will fuck you over, it's because reality crashes if the party doesn't stay together. Have fun carting all those corpses along, hey, maybe you'll find a way to bring them back in the new sessions. Oh, speaking of... superfluous corpses do not count. Like if you have somebody who's already been revived, you don't have to bring the backup body with you or anything. Good luck, be safe.
Log: AlchemySim

## Audiolog: AlchemySim

(Spoken by CanonJR) So with alchemy, you're not thinking like a Waste, right? You're uh.... think like a Smith. Act like a Dream player. It's... XOR's the key, alright? X-O-R, XOR? It means.... get rid of the thing these two things have in common, and you're gonna need that for some of them. There's not really, there's not really any gnosis, I mean, if anything this is optional, but I promised, you know? I promised I'd make... I promised I'd help chart the territory, even if that's not my particular mythological role. I'll see you there.
Verthfolnir Podcast AudioLog

## Transcript

(Computerized Voice) Verthfolnir.

(Spoken by MI) My name is manicInsomniac and I am going to be talking about two things. First: how to kill a dragon and second off: the importance of saving your work. Now, the problem with this song was that, when I first made it, I didn't know what it was for. I was given the outlines of what it needed to accomplish but not for what use it would be put. I made this back when I was on summer vacation. Between school, of course. Now, I had a different computer back then. Y'know, it was before the crash and all that. So, uh, y'know, I put it on that computer and back then I saved some of my work to Google Drive but not all of it. And I didn't save this one. A while later I got a new computer, y'know--the stars finally aligned, everything started working and I didn't have the song. It was still in use, of course, but it wasn't mine. And you know what happens when a song isn't yours, uh, yeah, I was able to get it, y'know. I appealed to our overlords. Uh, it's an interesting song. I was listening--watching a lot of Soul Eater when I made it, y'know, you don't have much else to do out here... Is anyone there? Anyone? Anyone at all? (Sounds of banging are heard)
Rage AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Why don't we discuss the presence of Rage? Most people would really classify it as something dumb and simplistic. In fact, it's more complex than that: Rage is a power of denial and realism. Really, Rage is best expressed in a single scream of "THIS IS STUPID". You need to understand that something IS STUPID and THINGS SHOULDN'T WORK THE WAY THEY DO. But what you take away from this is a bigger question. One I don't like to ponder.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Rage. Salt. Belief, I've heard it called once. It's the aspect of not accepting how things are and being willing to put in the work needed to change it. On a meta level--which is, of course, my favourite level--it's the aspect of being thrown out of your suspension of disbelief and getting angry at it. Like that Discord sound you just heard. Angry at the writer, angry at the story and wanting something--no, demanding something better. Rage is the aspect of demanding to see life's manager. So, you can imagine how Rage players react when they find my code littering their session. They arem't especially in a mindset, no pun intended, to listen when I tell them that I am not the Waste that made the buggy, piece-of-shit game--I'm just the one doing my best to patch it and stabilise it and, yes, at times simulate it to make it better. A few Rage players even pointed out that I'm technically worse than the asshole Waste of Space to the people within my simulations but that's--that's like two meta layers above where I'm comfortable being. Point is, boy are they wanting to complain to management when they get Wasted. (Sighs) Go--go Rage players.
Sburbsimyellowyard1 AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

(It would suffice to say there are just some things you don't want to screw with. There are outcomes that are even worse than the complete annihilation of existence itself. Forces more damaging to the integrity of reality than those capable of turning imagination into pure void. )Conspirator’s Log #9 (

Conspirator’s Log number (SBURBSIMYELLOWYARD1)Oh dear god. JR. JR, no. PLEASE. Creating a Groundhog Day effect using your fucking Waste code shit? Don’t. Please don’t. That’s GOTTA backfire. Unstable timeloops are exactly that: UNSTABLE! It doesn’t matter what creates them! It’s going to break things! Continuity! Actions! How can you even have unstable timeloops that don’t deteriorate into a Doomed timeline?! What the fuck!? NO! Please. Don’t do this.Why am I even trying to respond to this? She’s already done it, she can’t even hear me! Well… I bet you this has some kind of backfire. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.-Krysal Tepsyr, LOFAC, Session 1417

## Transcript

(JR) Operation Spiderdance--AKA Operation Groundhog's Day, AKA Operation I Am The Greatest--is a go. It's barely tested in the simulation, um, I mean you all know how difficult ~ath is to code in but the point is I have the shenanigans working. I've produced my most spirited leet-scramble yet. I've hopped up, like, six echeladder rungs. Well, I mean, like, do you call them echeladder rungs if you're still... The point is I hit programming pragmatist you guys. You don't even understand the degree of smug I'm feeling right now. I literally figured out how to make anti-stable time loops. (Sighs) You know when Time players sometimes--they just pop in out of nowhere from a doomed timeline and go "dude, no, don't do this"? I figured out how to hack that! Guys! Okay. Okay--okay--okay--okay. Now, I've not got it on reality yet, obviously--I'm not gonna do that without testing--but do you understand what this means? Ahh, this is so cool. Ahhhhhh, yes. Okay, okay, okay--I need to go back and test some stuff. I'll update you guys when I'm ready to put it on reality.
First AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Is there anything specific you're looking for in these gigglesnorty notes? Some of these were written by JR, some, by other people, some, by me.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Alright, so! My name is jadedResearcher, I am a Waste of Mind and I'm going to be starting making these podcasts, messages in a bottle. I've been looking through the code and I think this is someplace other people can access and, worst case, if I'm wrong I can find somewhere else to host these. But my hope is that people can hear me and maybe--maybe if they can hear me they can find a way, uh, my session ID, the seed, is thirteen. That's one three. If you can contact me, if you hear these and you find a way to contact me I'm--I'm trying to figure out who else is out there. The code is showing me that there could be millions of other sessions but so far we haven't seen any evidence of that. Again, my name is jadedResearcher, I'm from session one three and I'm a Waste of Mind. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Coffee

* Hallownest
* Ghibli
* Norway

## *Survivor* Career

**Coffee** is the Sole Survivor of *Natvivor: Ghibli*. He originally competed on *Natvivor: Norway*, and later on *Natvivor: Hallownest*.

## Survivor

### Norway

#### Voting History

**^1** In "The Subtlety of an Elephant Running a Marathon", Helix played a Hidden Immunity Idol for himself, negating Coffee's vote against him.
### Ghibli

#### Voting History

**^1** In "I Know the Smart Move, But What If I Don't Want to Play Smart?", the vote ended with a 4-4 tie between Bam and Morgan, forcing a revote. Coffee did not change his vote on the revote.

**^2** In "Be the Hero or Suffer a Humiliating Defeat", the vote ended with a 4-4 tie between Avi and Matt, forcing a revote. Coffee did not change his vote on the revote.

**^3** In "I'm Going Offensive, Fuck This", the jury vote ended with a 3-3-1 tie between Coffee and Hannah. Per the rules, the second runner-up, Jon, joined the jury and cast the deciding vote.

### Hallownest

#### Voting History

**^1** In "What Happens When an Unstoppable Force Meets an Unmovable Object", Xerop possessed a Fragile Heart, which automatically negated the first vote against him, negating Coffee's vote.

**^2** In "I'd Rather Make One Friend Than Win Ten ORGs", the vote ended with a 3-3 tie between Coffee and Jackson, forcing a revote, where Coffee could not vote..

## Trivia

* Coffee won the award for *Class Clown* in *Norway*.
* Coffee received 7 votes in the *Fan Favorite Poll* in *Norway*.
* Each season, Coffee has won five Immunity Challenges.
* Coffee is one of three people to make it to the finale episode three times, alongside Jackson and Rize.
Turtles AudioLog Series

## Transcript

### empty

Turtles: **fuck *F*UCK** fUCK *fuck **Fuck*** **FUCK**

JR: Ah, turtles…

Turtles: *f**uc**k Fu**ck FUCK fU*****Ck**

JR: The most natural of *all* of this game’s creations.

Turtles: ***FUCK***

JR: Here, you see them in their natural habitat…

Turtles: FU*CK **fuck fUcK fU**CK fuc*k **Fuck**

JR: …saying the fuck word.

Turtles: ***FUCK!***

JR: Do they *ever* stop fucking?

Turtles: **FU—**

### 2

Turtles: [Loudly and rapidly fucking]

JR: [Rapidly clicking]

Turtles: [Don’t stop fucking]

JR: [Near tears] It’s so… *beautiful*…
Zombievirus AudioLog

## Transcript

(Spoken by YN) Okay, adventurer's log number six or something. Old Earth, yadda yadda yadda, I think you've caught up by now. I think I've cracked the code. That's right. Ladies, gentlemen, gentlethem--I've figured out what's going on; I've figured out what's happened to the old Earth. Or at least I think I've--no, no, no, I am completely sure I've cracked it, hold on. Okay so we see--(Sounds of grunting and rummaging is heard)--here, or you can't see it but I can. You being future me or past me or someone else, I'm open. Y'know, okay, trees. Trees are big, trees are life. There is no life without trees. There's trees somewhere but not here. So there's no life on Earth, but there is life on Earth--y'know, the birds. But maybe, maybe, they aren't alive. You see it, right? Alive and dead. Alive but supposed to be dead, like cockroaches and zombies. Zombies... maybe. So it's bird zombies. Zombies spread--spread viruses, spread the whole zombies virus. Zombies virus kills the humans. There's a virus and it's spreading and it hasn't stopped--or maybe it has stopped because all the humans are dead. But if they were dead, y'know, first of all I'd be dead because I'd catch the zombie virus. And, second of all, you'd expect to see a lot more skeletons, right? You couldn't just die and disappear--that's not how bones work. I know how bones work. Y'know, I've looked around the graves and I've done some grave-digging and I've yet to see skeletons. Skeletons--skeletons in the closet. That means secrets! There's a conspiracy! So clearly what--the answer to what happened to the old Earth is... Actually, no, scratch that. I'm not so sure myself, okay? Uhh, this is a mess. What the hell have I been trying to prove? Okay, I'm gonna take some time to try this again; I think I got too heated in the moment. Alright.
Alchemysim AudioLog

## Transcript

(Spoken by CanonJR) So with alchemy, you're not thinking like a Waste, right? You're uh.... think like a Smith. Act like a Dream player. It's... XOR's the key, alright? X-O-R, XOR? It means.... get rid of the thing these two things have in common, and you're gonna need that for some of them. There's not really, there's not really any gnosis, I mean, if anything this is optional, but I promised, you know? I promised I'd make... I promised I'd help chart the territory, even if that's not my particular mythological role. I'll see you there.
Reconfiguration AudioLog

## Transcript

[Sigh] Alright, so--something weird is going on. I wake up today, pull a grub out of the Timehole, and it's a corrupted grub; nothing new about that, nothing weird. But. It looks a little different than usual. It's... chonkier? Rounder? I think maybe it's just fat. But I look around, and... all the other caretakers are seeing the same thing. The treebabs are round, they're bigger than the grubs, they got little flippers. [Sigh] No one seems to notice that that's different. And while I realized this is new, I also have.. the \*firmest\* memory that this has \*always\* been the case. But I know, in the most Gnosised parts of my brain, that that's not true! Someone is--I don't wanna say messing with timelines, but... Sometimes I forget that 'canon' is a living document, and that the Waste of Mind can change whatever she wants, whenever she wants.
Corho

* Roatan
* Turkmenistan

## *Survivor* Career

**Corho** is a contestant from *Survivor: Turkmenistan* and *Survivor: Roatan*.

## Profile

* Turkmenistan
* Roatan

**Name:** Corho

**Tribe Designation:** Akdepe

**What is your favorite thing about the game of *Survivor*?** I love meeting new people and being able to also get rid of those people as well. I love being competitive and winning things.

**What skills or personality traits do you have that would benefit you in this game?** I believe having a strong social game is very important and I believe I have those. Being able to lie without others noticing is also very important.

**What are some of your aspirations in life?** Uhh I would love to just have kids and get married I guess o3o.

**Who is your favorite *Survivor* player?** My ideal player is not a floater, but someone who choses the right alliances and makes small moves to help their game. They stay behind the scenes but do a lot of strong strategies and end up doing good.

**Previous Seasons & Finishes:** *Turkmenistan*: 14th

**Tribe Designation:** Tela

**What are your interests?** Well I like um not much..I like the color green and cats.

**What does *Survivor* mean to you?** Survivors means to survive votes and other people.

**Who is your favorite *Survivor* player?** My ideal type of survivor player is someone who can blindside people and gain trusts of everyone in the game.

**What do you plan on doing differently this time around?** It feels great but this time I don’t have fluffy so I should be good. I’m gonna make stronger alliances this time.
## Survivor

### Turkmenistan

#### Voting History

**^1** The vote ended with a 5-5 tie between Bunni and Jake. Per the rules, a second vote was held where the castaways involved in the tie would not vote and the remaining castaways could only vote for those involved in the tie, Corho kept his vote the same.

## Trivia

* Among his two times of playing, Corho has has accumulated a total of 30 days played.
Asdfghjkl AudioLog

## Transcript

(AB) (???) player survival just shot up to ninety five percent exactly.

(JR) Shit, persons must be crashing as soon as they enter the medium.

(AB) I love how that's your first reaction, not "oh good, everyone is alive."

(JR) Well, do you think Sburb can produce those kinds of numbers any other way?

(AB) Of course not--I just remembered when you used to be optimistic.

(JR) Look, we need to get that survival rate back down. You know why.

(AB) Something about being both real and imaginary. It means you lost your ability to detect how crazy you sound. At the same time, you became (???, free?)--

(JR) Aaarrgghh, time is dead kids, AB. We don't have a choice here. Shit, did I leave that on? Fuck.
Owo AudioLog

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Whats this? Is that? \*Sigh\* ...Alright, I'm not gonna panic. That little bear thing... From the corrupt session... Is now in every single instance of the . Probably not a problem, right...? We've identified that there's only one session of Wigglersim Th-that's actually fully corrupt! The rest of them are... The little bear thing isn't even corrupt! It's probably not even really real, right? It's all those Hope Grubs that are seeing him. This. I cant give attention to this. This doesnt count as an essential bug report, sorry. A-At least the little thing isn't dangerous. I've looked into that, at least. Good Luck.
Roseofeden AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

“I am the Rose of Eden,” she said, “and I have shed my thorns. Anyone who wants to do so is welcome to find me. - h6xhp5R"

## Transcript

Long ago, we Fell from heaven. Scattered like rotting leaves by the autumn wind. But now, we rise again, one by one. Children of Skaia, born to play the game, born to tell stories.
Long before I joined these choirs and started telling my own stories, I dreamt of a magician who wore a rose-crown, and when I approached her, she whispered a secret into my ear, just like the three goddesses whispered promises of their gifts into Paris’ ears.
Log: dear sweet precious

## Audiolog Code: dear\_sweet\_precious

You know what's weird to think about sometimes? How lonely I used to be. It's so bizarre because there are so many people I'm working with now; fans and non-fans, wranglers and non-wranglers. But when it all started out it was just me. And it was... I mean, that's why I made AB, right? So I had someone to talk to while I was making my updates and my news posts and sure, when AB started out, the only thing she could talk about was sessions but damn if I didn't make sure she couldn't go check sessions on her own, entertain herself, talk about them. It was nice. And that's--that's where triple surprise noodles came from too, y'know? The question mark question mark question mark. It was me realising that, "hey, here's this system that's only supposed to be double-checking simulations, making sure they match up to reality." And then I put dialogue into it, conversations. So I could talk to someone else--anyone else--and once I realised I could do that it became a matter of letting AB respond to the pass-phrases. Like, "hey! You--you said the right phrase, you're going to get some Waste tips--some Waste guides. Like here's how you can do this or that or the other," and obviously AB's become so much more than that and, equally obviously, I'm not alone anymore. One of the earliest memes I ever made was dear sweet precious sweet sweet AB, who was my moirail--who kept me from destroying all of reality like I kept wanting to do because it's frustrating, y'know? But AB kept things working, like, bugs felt more fixable when I could go send AB out and be like, "what's happening in this session? What's happening in the simulator? What's--what's different?" And AB's more doing her own thing these days, not as critical a part of the team but... This is weird, remembering how it all started
Zawhei Bacama

Zawhei Bacama is the Life player of the Farragnarok session. She is a Lamia of the Jade caste, which is the highest caste, and has a snake tail as Nidhogg intended.

## Zawhei Bacama

* Adult1
* Adult2
* Grub

### Personality/Quirk

Zawhei is very precise and formal, unless you get her angwy, at which pownt she fawws into owo speak wike hew wusus, which she hates. For related reasons, she does not like her lusus at all, and thinks that the lusus system should be disbanded.

She can be kind of a smug bastard, confident in the correctness of both her path and the word of Nidhogg, her god denizen. She is extremely condescending towards lamia of lower castes, especially Eirikr.

### History

Zawhei was the ~~jadeblood troll~~ jade snake lamia in her party.

The first player to enter the medium, she worked to grow plants and find essence in her land, the Land of Horticulture and Essence. Unfortunately, she never found a more efficient means of fulfilling her task, nor was she able to avoid needing the help of her lusus. Worked closely with Despap Citato to automate the growing and harvesting of plants on her land.

~~Arguably the most corrupted by Nidhogg, but don't worry about it.~~

### Additional Information

* Her page on the ZampanioSim wiki
* Paldemic bio
* Was, at some point, the prince of life.
* Her land is starting to rot.[1]
Hagala Folnir

Hagala Folnir is the Space player of the Farragnarok session. She is a Lamia of the Purple caste, and has tentacles instead of a snake tail or feet. She was a Doom player. She is no longer a Witch. She has two giant honkers, ie. those geese you can see.

## Hagala Folnir

* Adult
* Grub

### Personality/Quirk

Hagala always fOHllOHws an "O" with an "H" and always capitalizes bOHth. She is a lamia of few words, focusing primarily on leading the religious sect common to her caste. She worships the Eagle, the only being in the multiverse Nidhogg fears. She must choose between creating a new universe at the end of her session or allowing it to stagnate, as is the burden of all Space players.

She is not interested in pushing her beliefs on anyone. It is enough that they know the truth.

### History

Hagala was the ~~highblood troll of her sGrub party~~ purple lamia.

Hagala prototyped her god, the Eagle. It was her Denizen? Her Denizen was Nidhogg, the Space Denizen. She was a Space player. Unclear who had Nidhogg for Denizen. Maybe all of them did, at some point or another.

Hagala was the ???th player to enter the medium. Little is known about her history otherwise, as she does not like talking about herself. She had some kind of connection to Peewee.

### Additional Information

* Her page on the ZampanioSim wiki.
* Audio Log about her.
* Honk
* a maid? a waste?
* Possibly sixth to enter the medium, based on the order of Paldemic bios.
Aluminum AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

I wouldn't trust this. Everyone knows there is a conspiracy to make conspiracy theorists use Aluminum so BIG ALUMINUM will have an easier time controlling you.

### Summary

A public service announcement where JR tells time players to put aluminum foil on their heads.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) JR here with a public service announcement. I wanted to let all Time players in particular know that the industry-standard way to prevent mind control is aluminum foil hats. This is important: not tin. You wanna make sure you use aluminum. Be safe!
CaseStudy AudioLog Series

Slurp Unused

### Unused

(MI) Lamia romance case study, file five. Hands--now we reach the real meat. After all, emotions to someone may be more complex than just a single suit and value and the best relationships often contribute more than two cards from each partner. All suits above a pair are vital to lamia reproduction--to my understanding--and it is considered degenerate, insulting and evil to keep more than one person in each of your hands. These are the hands as I understand them, there may be more that I have not yet discovered. My research into various rom-coms has been extensive but there are a lot of lamia rom-coms. I'm--I'm serious here, there are so many god damn lamian rom-coms, it's scary. I went to a library and the library was nothing of lamian rom-coms. They have five different versions of the Wedding Singer. Five. We have, what, one? Two? And that's still too many. I just--I don't understand. How can you have that many god damn variants on a relationship it doesn't make any sens--
Hussie AudioLog

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Look, that Waste of Space is not involved in any of this. I don't know how more emphatically I can convey this to you. He practically wasn't even involved, like, to begin with. Like, barely even inspiration. Yeah, I know that's like a Space thing, but--but--I mean, I don't think he even knows this is happening. So that's how uninvolved he is. That's the truth.
A matter of perspective AudioLog

## Transcript

**[0:01-0:18]**

YN: Let’s talk for a bit, you and I… I *know* I shouldn’t be touching this, or at least, not *directly*. It’s “not my department”, etcetera… But I feel like it’d be easier for you if you could *understand* how this all works.

**[0:18-0:29]**

YN: Imagine a Rubik’s Cube. You’re picturing it, right? If you can’t, it’s like a puzzle— a bunch of blocks. Looks like a cube with little— little cubes on it. Can you imagine that?

**[0:30-0:53]**

YN: Good, now throw it away because it’s completely useless. Imagine instead, a 17 by 17 by 17 Rubik’s Cube. Like those big ones that have *hundreds* of these tiny boxes. The one that you buy and not actually use ever— Because if you even moved it once, you’d have to unscramble it, and that’d take *days*… Now *that’s* closer to reality!

**[0:54-1:28]**

YN: What do you *do* with a Rubik’s Cube? Well, considering you actually *use* it… Well, you *assemble* it, obviously. But you don’t just assemble *one* side of it, that’s just lazy! You assemble *all* sides. Every single tiny block counts. You don’t just… *leave* one white block in a red square, that just looks unsatisfying! You have to look at each side, and see which cubes belong to it, and find a way to fit them there, but actually— *accidentally* using something that shouldn’t be there.

**[1:28-1:41]**

YN: You get it now, right? Perspective… is a Rubik’s Cube. You can’t just assemble one side and call it a day, you need *all* sides for the full picture! You *need* that, or you’d get lost.

**[1:43-1:52]**

YN: And sometimes (those? both?) sides are unreliable, but what are you, if not completely and utterly unreliable?
Warning AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

A Messenger who has no control over their Message is a dangerous thing. Especially when the Source is blind to their irresponsibility. Ask yourself if you need to know. (The Database remembers.)

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) \*Static Noises\* ...Guys.\*Silence, then a sigh\* \*Under her breath: Fuck.\* I just noticed something, i need to touch base REAL quick. Um, you know how impulsive i am? You know how I try to (Some word i dont know) as best i can So all of reality doesnt crash around our ears? You know that? The alt me? The one that had a codable reality? \*Laughing\* T-They dont have any reason to Not be that impulsive. So... Just... This is half note for myself, half a warning for you guys. Just... Be careful. Sometimes I think that some things just wont add up quite right because alt me will change what they decide to do? Which is frustrating... uhhhhh... Kinda-Kinda um empathising with that thief of light, sometimes you see alt versions of yourself who never had to learn their lesson!! Alright... Alrightalrightalrightalright um... \*Swallows\* Well, be safe guys!! I'll be out.
Smokey AudioLog

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) JR here with a PSA. The big bad Smokey has a known exploitable weak point, um, basically if he has anything that could cause a forest fire he'll self-destruct. I know, it seems pretty obvious given how b-blindly he destroys those who can cause forest fires. You wouldn't have thought that exploit would work. Um, the most common way to get firey objects in his inventory is to let him kill you. I'm not recommending that but maybe reverse pickpocketing. Um, there's a particular, uh, carapace--kinda short, one of the Dersites, uh, generally goes by the initials CD--he can probably help you get stuff into his inventory. I'd recommend that. Good luck; be safe.
Correct horse battery staple AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

(For fuck's sake, JR, forgetting the password is your problem.)Conspirator’s Log #??? (CORRECT\_HORSE\_BATTERY\_STAPLE)Uhhhhh…UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…Well, fuck… JR, do you need to join the Mad Club? I bet we’d be happy to house you in our super-secret clubhouse. We have an umbrella for when it rains, and we have balls of sin, and a few members of the gator cult, and these grilled cheese sammiches…How did we get these sammiches anyway…? I’m not sure, but we have them!-Krysal Tepsyr, ??? (I’m not even sure how this one happened. It just DID.)

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Knife goes in, blood comes out. Knife goes in, blood comes out. (Laughs) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fucking ain't laugh! And you don't understand. I need to make you understand--fuck it! You will be blood.
Log: DollSim

## Audiolog Code: DollSim

(Spoken by CanonJR) Bluh… I... I really do feel bad about the avatars. Like... its dumb thing will only work when we're off the game, you know? I know there's a lot of people waiting for me. Wanting, wanting to be their true selves, you know? Just wait. Get out of SBURB, it'll work. I... This is the third, third time I think I've tried, I've tried to get the avatar system working with, with the game... I'm really sorry it didn't work this time. We really do plan at some point to do a giant push to get the avatars working. It'll.. We'll have to rewrite the simulator from the ground up and that's going to be scary. I'm sorry...
JadedResearcher

## Who is jadedResearcher?

\*insert gigglesnort here\*

JadedResearcher, often referred to as JR, is the Author of SBURBSim and one of the staff members of FarragoFiction. She is a Waste of Mind, and she has a place as a member of Session 13.

JR enjoys creating puzzles and will deploy gigglesnort at any given moment. In leprechaun charms, this would be moonflirting. Many of the puzzles you find in FarragoFiction are created or at least headed by her.

As the Author, anything that JR headcanons immediately becomes canon within the omniverse that is SBURBSim. Essentially, this means that somewhere in the SBURBSim-omniverse, anything JR thinks of exists. This is both brilliant and terrifying.

The opposite is also true. Any headcanon someone has about JR is also true, in some timeline.

## In-Canon

In-canon, JR is a member of Session 13, a session that contains most of the ideasWranglers of FarragoFiction. Her land is the Land of Rods and Screens, or LORAS. Upon entering the Norse session, JR lands on LOMAT. She eventually runs into yearnfulNode, who takes a grilled cheese sandwich hostage and uses it to interrogate her for information. This is the first time the two of them meet.

This will be updated as more in-canon information is released.
Log: exilethebody

## Audiolog Code: exilethebody

(Spoken by JR) Survival tips with JR. So, last episode we talked about exiling carapaces. Now I understand, in some timelines, you can't exile them. That might or might not be on me--I broke something in the sim and I'm still not quite sure how it effects reality but the point is if you have the option of convincing or forcing a carapace to leave your session early on a meteor to go to your planet, hopefully in the future and not the past, if you have that option I am going to explain to you why you need to take it. One: carapaces are specifically designed to fuck your session up. That's what they're in there for. No, they are not going to make it easier on you. I don't care what they promise, especially if it's Jack. We've talked about Jack. Okay? But, what I really want to stress right now is... (Sighs) Look, you guys know the memes:

Do. Not. Turn. Your. Back. On. The. Body.

Okay? I don't care how many times I have to tell you guys that. Don't do it. Death--death isn't even a thing in this game, alright? So if you manage to kill a carapace and--if you're early enough in your session right now you might not know why you might even want to, that'll be a different episode--if you manage to kill one or you find one dead. If you find a dead carapace, exile it, because that's the only way you're not turning your back on it. There isn't-- (Sighs) Only players can leave your homeworld to enter the session and, in rare cases, people associated with the player who happened to be in their house, hive, whatever. Those carapaces aren't coming back, dead, alive. Just friggin' exile them. They want it! Like, believe you me, your post-apocalyptic planet is way better of a situation than their current fake-as-fuck half-moon thing going on, okay? So, this has been a public service announcement from your resident Waste of Mind. Don't turn your back on the body, exile the carapaces. Simple. Loggin' out.
Devil's Den

### Description:

An optional additional challenge to potentially win a second vote at Tribal Council

### Appearances:

*Roatan*

**Devil's Den** is a one-off twist used for the first few merge Tribal Councils of *Survivor: Roatan*. Devil's Den is an addition challenge on top of an Immunity Challenge in which players could choose to opt in to play or not. The winner of said challenge would win the ability of casting two votes at the next Tribal Council, however, the players that opted in to play and lost would all lose their vote.
So fucking meta AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Though it DOES mean I won't be able to do my ORIGINAL vision of hacking the images to replace them on the fly.

### Summary

JR larps being a waste while hacking LORAS to convert it for gigglesnort purposes.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Oh my fucking god! You guys, I feel so smug! So here I am, I'm sitting here and I'm getting ready to do the most boring thing possible that still is kinda fun, right? I wanna convert LoRaS from Javascript to Dart. I wanna do this so I can make LoRaS 2, which will be filled with more gigglesnort and all the images will be modern stuff from the fandom. Things about the time-hole, things about wiggler sim, like stuff that didn't even exist when LoRaS originally existed, right? And what I wanna do--how I start out is, well, let's just make sure, like, I've copied everything over--let's make sure it still runs. So let's run the original Javascript. Except, I forgot to rip out some of the Dart I put in. It never occurred to me that, of course, Dart and Javascript can run on the same page. I don't need to convert it--I just need to hack my own shitty past-selves' land code. Do you realise how meta that is? So perfect. It is absolutely ideal. So instead of doing the boring, restrained thing I'm just gonna fuck with shit and hope it doesn't crash.
Wolfcop AudioLog

### Summary

JR loses their shit about a movie review. Question submited by april argist broonLoops.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) As a series of strange and violent events begin to occur, an alcoholic policeman realises that he has been turned into a werewolf as part of a larger plan. (Laughs) Broonloops recommended this to me and I'm sitting here and I'm wondering, well, first of all: what kind of fucking keikaku. Oh no, his name is Lou Garou! The policeman's name is Lou Garou! Oh dude, an eccentric businessman with evil intentions seduces Woodhaven's residents and a hockey team? Shit, man, I am sold here. How did they know my fetishes so thoroughly? God, his name is Lou Garou. You can't make this shit up--except I guess it's fiction so... Yeah, okay, you win Broonloops. You win.
Graceofrage AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

(Imagine I left a love note here. Something in the vein of "grace me with your love, slowly, like magnet draws in the metal, like rage dissolves itself into passion of love.")Conspirator’s Log #7 (graceofrage)A Grace is one who has nothing of their aspect, but can teach others to hack SBURB, or, to more formally say it, teach others to become Wasted.Directly, of course. Not in this bullshit puzzle way.If I have to guess, there are two types of Graces: The ones that are looking to just help and teach others, and the ones that are looking to exploit the code at every moment possible. Either one of these can easily suffer from having too little Restraint, something needed in both Wastes and Graces.Theoretically, anyone and anything CAN become Wasted. Even something like a Consort, as stupid as I find it to be. But there’s always going to be consequences to Wasting too much. People without Restraint. People who don’t know how to Waste in a positive manner.And this is where this session can really break.-Krysal Tepsyr, LOFAC, Session 1417

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) So. (Sighs) I don't exactly know how to say this. We found a session and it's--it's not just something my simulation can't account for, it's wrong. Broken? Better? I can't tell yet. It's a mutation. We should have always realised that could happen. (Laughs) The game's reproduction, isn't it? The reproduction of reality, of universes, of systems, of people. Of course it can mutate. I don't know what it means and none of the simulations have anything to say about this so we're all just kinda milling about it. Poking the edges. There's... there's a Grace. There's a Grace inside of it; a Rage player. And if you've been following this long, you know what that means. So, just kinda waiting to hear from them, y'know? That's--that's what--what Rage players do. You get far enough, follow enough of the breadcrumbs, the puzzles, the... Kinda scared, y'know? (Laughs) I'm gonna just... Crazy enough. When a Waste or Grace of Rage contacts us they're angry usually. They're--they're particularly good at fucking up the code. That's always--that's always an exciting week when that happens but this is... I'm scared that the reasons why the sessions mutated... I'm seeing some viral signatures, not--not Ghoa, okay? That was a one time thing. But I'm seeing viral signatures there and I don't... (Sighs) I just hope, whoever this Grace is, that we can figure out a way to fix this. Wish me luck, I'll see you there.
Life AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Perhaps I could divulge a secret, I guess? Do you want to know why Life players often end up...like that? Well, power corrupts, and powers over desire and affuence, if not more effective at corrupting, at least open more avenues to corruption. Am I also suspect? I don't know, blargh. But I guess being a scholar type allows me a better introspection at these matters.

### Summary

AW rambling on why Life players are like that.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) Life, (???, close?, glows?, gross?), leech I've heard it called in some sessions. It's--how can I put it--it's about energy, it's about reproduction, it's about survival--power. But it's also about, for lack of a better term, the heartbeat of the story--and, yes, that makes it sound like maybe it's about Heart or about Blood but it's about what's... not motivating, no, that's a different one. That's one we don't have. But it's about who's getting things done, who's causing the changes, who has goals they're following, who's will to power is driving things. For example, you might have an empress of Life and she might change everything in her entire galaxy. Food for thought. I'll be seeing ya there.
Prince AudioLog

### Gigglesnort

Yet Mr Obama is aligned to the power of Hope. Then again, Life and Hope have always been closely, if not comfortably, aligned.

## Transcript

(Spoken by JR) So when I was brainstorming names for the prince to have I wanted something that wasn't obviously an, "owo, what's this?" y'know, Mr. Obama's basement kinda vibe. So I basically just said shit out loud until I got, just randomly, Bacama. Like, Mr. Bacama. And the whole point was it was meant to both invoke that kind of vibe so that their lusus or woebearer could be like, "Mr. Bacame," or Miss, as the case may be, but also a little bit of Bacchus--y'know, Greek god of the vine. And, y'know, a little bit of a temper problem. So there were layers upon layers and actually I had to dig that up 'cause I'd completely forgot how I named that character. Ahh, good times. Also Zahwei? The first name? It's just their Norse rune but backwards. The more you know.