Germans/Germs

The ***Germanic Tribes*** (also known as ***Germans*** or ***G\*rms***) are a degenerate group of barbarians who live in Germania, in the northernmost region of Europe.

These were divided in several tribes and their purpose in life (like all other barbarians) was simply to extend chaos across the world,but unlike the others, the Germs were so evil and full of hatred that they in a new level of chaos to the point of wanting the destruction of existence itself.

Their desire to sack, kill and destroy everything that is civilized makes them completely immune to romanization, thus being one of the most powerful, evil, destructive, recurrent and serious threats that the Romans ever faced, from the Teutons during the times of Gaius Marius to the Visogoths led by Alaric during the dying days of the Western Roman Empire.

By later days of Roman Empire, many of them--especially those living and "integrated" in Roman territories--produced offsprings known as "half-Germs", whose main trait is having germs' features (such as red eyes, fangs, and pointed ear) on half of their face with the other half being Wojack/Plebians, or a Virgin in Merobaudes' case. The only exception happened to be Flavius Stilicho, who faithfully served the empire and was portrayed as Chad with half-German face for such reason.

In spite of this the germs would later either regret destroying more or sought to mock it further by establishing the "Holy" "Roman" ""Empire,"" which Voltaire correctly described as not being holy, Roman, nor an empire.

Few germs to be romanized were Stilicho, Hilderic, and Theodoric; in addition, by the end of 5th Century, Germanic tribe would eventually lose its chaotic potency in junction with Justinian's aura that Amalasuintha, Mundus, and Matasuintha had blue instead of red eyes. Also Matasuintha's half-Gothic child, Germanus the Younger, also lack any evil nature though he still have half-German half-Wojack but with blue instead of red on his Germanic half. Furthermore, Lombards were one of the last Germanic tribe to migrate to the empire.

## Tribes

* Alemanni
* Burgundian
* Cherusci
* Cimbri
* Franks
* Goths
* Lombards
* Marcomanni
* Quadi
* Saxons
* Suebi
* Teutons
* Vandals

## List of Germs

* Arminius
* Ballomar
* Cniva
* Cnodomar
* Fritigern
* Geiseric
* Odoacer
* Alaric
* Ricimer
* Martin Luther
* Whilhelm II
* Adolf Hitler
* Angela Merkel

## "Trivia"

* Due to Unbiased History's satirical Roman bias in its historical narrative, many aspects of the history between the Romans and the Germanic tribes are ignored.
	+ While Germans often raided Roman territories, there were many tribes who were friendly enough to either trade and even assimilated into their culture (Cologne's Germans being from Ubii and Batavi tribes).
		- Even at the tail end of the Roman Empire, many "barbarian" tribes were essentially Romanized with the Vandals ruling class in North Africa being fluent in Latin, Franks largely adopting Roman culture even towards Carolingian Empire, and Ostrogothic Italy generally had its political structure intact with the Senate being given their pre-Imperial powers by Odoacer and later conquering Theodoric's dynasty.
	+ In contrary to Unbiased History; Germanic warriors utilize iron weapons, shields, and armors--latter being more prevalent among the aristocracy, but many of the helmets would influence Late Roman Army's equipment as more of them enlisted.
	+ Germanic tribe tend to have more egalitarian--especially towards women--and democratic compared to Romans despite being considered as war-like groups.
	+ In the late Roman Empire, many Germans--except Franks and Saxons (Both Initially Pagan but later Nicene, Catholic and Finally Lutheran ) -- adopted Arian Christianity; however, their predominantly Arian denomination became one source of tensions with the Romans after Theodosius made Nicene Creed as the Empire's official religion.
		- While they were shown to adopt Arianism in the Byzantium series, such event occurred in 4th century CE.
	+ While many of the Germanic tribes during the last years of Roman Empires raided and took over settlement, large majority of them were refugees fleeing from both the Huns and increasingly frigid climate of their homelands.

* Ironically, the Germanic tribes would become the forebears of Western European civilization--especially France and Germany through Charlemagne--along with influences from clergy educated in Roman literature.
* Like Persians, Isaurians, and uncivilized Greeks; Germanic characters are armed with giant's clubs from Skyrim.
* The Half Germ design is based on Monokuma.
* The Saxons in Unbiased History is based on the Sutton-Hoo Helmet, which it is associated with Anglo-Saxon during both the fall of Roman Empire and the early Medieval Period.