Jack Jabolon (Trentan2 Shorts)

*"Jack, shut up. No-one likes you."
"But why though?"
"Because you're a nerd. And no-one likes nerds."*
―Tanner and Jack Jabolon[src]
**Jack Jabolon** is a member of *The Incredible Crew*.

"Yes, so let's go see what that loud noise was and start walk-ing!! Eeeh? Eeeeh??!"*
―Tanner and Jack Jabolon[src]

In December 2016, Jack Jabolon celebrated Christmas with *The Incredible Crew*. Being joined by Tanner, Chase, Michael Divine, A.N.D.R.E., and Xavier, Jack and the group slept in their bunkbeds, while visions of sugar plums twerked in their dreams. Meanwhile downstairs, the legendary Santa Claus visited the house, but the commotion he caused while giving presents to the crew woke up Tanner, Jack, and Chase.

Jack, realizing they were in a Christmas Special, began to generically rhyme to Tanner's sentences, but his rhymes turned out to be very weak. Just then, Tanner pointed out Jack's hair to be completely messed up unlike how it's supposed to be, so Jack spent his time tying it back up, generically rhyming that his hair was fixed and no longer mixed, which unimpressed Chase. Tanner told the two to stop rhyming and just talk regularly, but Jack continued to rhyme, suggesting that the three of them started walking.

Getting upset with Jack's stupidity and his unappealing rhymes, Tanner told Jack to shut up, saying that he's a nerd, therefore nobody liked him. Jack however, protested Tanner's beliefs, saying he truly liked Nerds, referencing the candy. Jack decided to join Tanner, who encouraged both Jack and Chase to go with him downstairs to check out the commotion. When the three idiots started to head out of the bedroom, Andre told them to leave so he could go back to sleep.

### Going Downstairs

*"I hate you, Tanner."
"And we love you too."
"Ew, what are you, Gay?!"
"As a matter of fact I am happy. It's Christmas, remember?"
"No, that's not what I mea- You know what, forget it. I don't care. Let's just go..."*
―Jack Jabolon and Tanner[src]

Jack hoped to go downstairs with Tanner and Chase together, but Tanner decided to have Jack go downstairs by himself. Jack told Tanner that he hated him, with Tanner jokingly replying to Jack that he loved him too. Jack became disgusted by this, questioning if Tanner was Gay, but Tanner told him he truly was happy, because it was Christmas after all. Jack decided to drop the conversation so they could go downstairs to check out the living room.

Tanner peeked through the doorway to the living room to see someone near the Christmas tree, describing the presumed criminal to be wearing red and white. Jack decided to catch a glimpse of the burglar himself, ultimately concluding him to be the legendary Santa Claus. Suddenly, Jack believed that Santa Claus was trying to steal their Christmas presents, so he came up with a brilliant plan to take him down. Jack instructed Tanner to go to the living room and use his Force-sensitivity powers to knock Santa Claus unconscious with a rock that he threw onto the floor, so Tanner did that.

### Questioning Santa Claus

*"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey... SANTA!"*
―Jack Jabolon to Santa Claus[src]

The three brought the unconscious Santa Claus to the kitchen, which was where they tied him up to a chair. Waking up to discover that he was being held hostage, Santa Claus demanded *The Incredible Crew* to release him. Unfortunately, Tanner wouldn't let Santa Claus go unless he told the truth, under his beliefs he was just some impostor dressed up like Santa. Jack started to question Santa himself by asking him what colour was his underwear, displeasing Tanner and Chase. Upset, Santa Claus told the three to let him go, otherwise he would put them on his Naughty List.

Jack joined Tanner when he decided to go to the living room to see if the Christmas presents were still under the tree, leaving Chase behind to watch over Santa Claus. Unfortunately, while the two were gone, Santa Claus manipulated Chase into releasing him, causing Santa Claus to make his great escape. Tanner and Jack soon returned to the kitchen, but upon their return, they realized that Santa Claus had escaped, so Tanner entrusted Michael Divine's help to get Santa Claus back.

### Confronting Santa Claus

Tanner, Jack Jabolon, Chase, and Michael Divine rushed outside, hoping to capture Santa Claus. While chasing him in the snow, they managed to catch up with the jolly psychopath. Unfortunately though, Santa Claus decided to punish both Tanner and Jack by permanently putting them on his Naughty List, much to Tanner's disappointment. Santa Claus then magically disappeared, leaving behind a secret little message in the snow, saying "SCREW YOU ALL". Just then, A.N.D.R.E. showed up, begging the group to go back to sleep.

### Christmas Special Epilogue

*"SCREW YOU ALL! HAVE A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS AND A TERRIBLE NEW YEAR! IT'S ALREADY GONNA BE A TERRIBLE NEW YEAR WITH TRUMP AS PRESIDENT!"
"You know what Andre; Trump supporters are gonna get triggered by you saying that in the comments OK?!!! GOOD JOB! Good job... Freakin' drama queen."*
―A.N.D.R.E. and Jack Jabolon[src]

Sometime later, Jack joined the other members of *The Incredible Crew* to wish their viewers a Merry Christmas. While reciting the poem with the others, A.N.D.R.E. was interrupted by Michael Divine, who shouted out his verse. When Andre criticized Michael, the others became surprised to see Andre there, having forgotten that he existed. Andre then screwed everyone over, saying that next year wouldn't even be good because of Donald Trump having previously been elected to be the new President of the Untied States. Jack became disappointed, saying that Donald Trump supporters would be very upset to hear Andre's political opinions.

### Stupidious Misadventures with Tanner

*"DON'T WORRY, TANNER! WITH ALL OF MY LIFE, I WILL NOT LET YOU G- WHOOPS!"
"I HATE YOU!"*
―Jack Jabolon and Tanner[src]

Tanner showcased his hideous dabbing to Jack, which caused him to slap Tanner to the ground. With Jack trying to prevent Tanner from falling off a cliff, he promised he wouldn't let him go, but unfortunately lost his grip, causing Tanner to meet his doom. Sometime later, Jack volunteered Tanner to hurt him wherever he liked, daring him that he wouldn't feel anything. Tanner proceeded to kick Jack between his legs, taking him down with sheer pain. Tanner later called Jack a hypocrite, causing him to go berserk.

### Getting Ice Cream

*"Oh, my God, it's sooo hoooot..."
"There's an ice cream cart over there. I'm sure we'll feel cooler after getting some."*
―Jack Jabolon and Tanner[src]

Jack Jabolon, becoming tiresomely hot due to the weather, decided to go with Tanner to get some ice cream to cool themselves down. When they went to see Peter, the ice cream vendor, Jack started getting uncomfortable, especially when Peter offered to give Jack a discount because he had glasses. Believing Peter to be giving him weird vibes, he suggested to Tanner that they left, oblivious that Peter knew where they lived.

### Skydiving Simulator

*"Wow, I can't wait to play Skydiving Simulator 2019 on this VR headset! How do you start it, Jack?"
"Like this."*
―Tanner and Jack Jabolon[src]

Jack helped Tanner set up his VR Headset so he could play Skydiving Simulator 2019. Unknowingly to Tanner though, he was standing on the edge of a building rooftop while Jack was setting up the VR Headset. When Tanner told Jack to start the VR simulation, Jack pushed him off the building. While skydiving, Tanner believed his dangerous stunt was just a VR simulation, saying that the visuals looked so realistic. Tanner then brutally crashed down to the ground, with Jack grinning in response.

### Vintage Dimwits

*"You need some hep there, friend?"
"I'm sorry what? I can't hear you! Am I going deaf?!"
"I can't hear you!"*
―Jack Jabolon and Tanner[src]

In a skit stylized to resemble a classic, vintage motion picture, Jack volunteered to help Tanner repair his broken down vehicle. Unfortunately, Tanner couldn't hear Jack, and asked him if he was going deaf. Jack however, couldn't hear what Tanner was saying either. Both Tanner and Jack then started to simultaneously scream.

## Relationships

	+ Tanner
	+ Chase
	+ Michael Divine
	+ A.N.D.R.E.
	+ Xavier
* Nerd - Situational Enemy

## Trivia

*"In some way, I feel like a lot of the damage that has happened to a lot of people is slightly my own fault as well. My heart goes out to all the victims that were affected by Jack in any sort of way. All of you are incredibly strong people who did not deserve to deal with someone like him, no matter how big or small the interaction was. I have my own reflecting I need to do, especially after unknowingly letting someone as disgusting as him exist under my nose for as long as I have."*
―Dominic Saldanha[src]
* Since 2016, the Jack Jabolon character used to be voiced by William Jack Lawson, previously known by JackstaBlasta170, with the character being his self-persona. On June 2nd, 2023, Dominic Saldanha published a YouTube video which publicly exposed Jack to have secretly been a pedophile and rapist since 2017. Unfortunately, due to Dominic's vulnerability during that time, Jack manipulated him, plus several others, into believing what he did was okay. This led Jabolon to stay within *The Incredible Crew*, with multiple other members remaining oblivious to his troublesome behavior until 2020, which resulted in multiple people to leave the group. Sometime later, Dominic ultimately ended his friendship with Jack, but continued to keep the situation private between him, his friends, and Jack's victims. Before the video's release, *The Incredible Crew* vented their situation by turning Jack's character into a hypersexual maniac, similar to the *Family Guy* character, Glenn Quagmire. Dominic's video revealed several instances of pedophilia and rape, with him especially providing evidence towards a moment where Jack touched a virgin deaf women, despite her being uncomfortable with Jack doing so. Starting with *The Incredible Crew: The Bowling Special*, Jack's *LittleBigPlanet* character will be voiced by Wolf\_Rising05, with other variants of the character being voiced by HunterTheRestless or Keeobe.

## References

1. ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *Trentan2 Shorts: The Reboot*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 *Trentan2 Shorts: The Reboot III*
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 4.4 *Trentan2 Shorts: The Movie*
5. ↑ *Trentan2 Shorts: The Reboot II*
6. ↑ @FramedZ on Twitter
7. ↑ Jack - YouTube
8. ↑ @DomIsBallin on Twitter