"Francine and Hayley Mother and Daughter Lovers?"

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                              Opening Scene:

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         Francine says, "Hayley are you ready?"
   Hayley opens the door looking nervous and says, "Yes my little Franny!"
   Francine and Hayley undress each other and held each other in their arms as they close their eyes and pucker their lips and as they kiss the screen freezes and goes right to the theme song!

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                           After the theme song:

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                   Francine as the Narrator says the audience, "Hi there you're probably wondering why me and my daughter Hayley are naked and are about to (Bleep) each other well it all started a week ago!"

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                           One Week Ago:

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               Francine was cooking dinner and when everyone got home dirty she got furious and says, "Stan I just clean this house!" Stan says, "Huh must suck to be in your shoes!" Francine says, "Uh I can't even imagine to begin how much I'm mad at you right now!" Stan says, "Oh come on it's not like I caused a lot of damage to the house." Francine pouted and walked away as Stan says, "Wow no dinner nice wife duty Francine!" Cut to first break

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                         After First Break:
               Roger and Steve as Wheels and the Legman were busy cleaning their office when suddenly Wheels received a call from Europe and says, "Hello! Yes Uh Oh my God! Sir you can count us in!" Wheels hangs up he phone as Legman says, "Whoa whoa what the hells going on what case did you just get us?" Wheels says, "Legman you're not gonna believe it we're going to Europe to find the Queen who's gone missing!" Legman says, "Wheels this is amazing we might go down in history as greatest detective duo of all time!" Wheels says, "Does that mean?" Legman says, "This looks like a case for.." Both says, "Wheels and the Legman!" They both do the theme song beep-boxing and Klaus looks super pissed and finds Jeff and says, "Jeff how would you like to go to Europe for a case!" Jeff says, "What do you mean?" Klaus says, "We're going to beat Wheels and the Legman at their own game." Jeff says, "I don't know if Hayley will like it." Klaus says, "Think about it it's a mission to save the Queen of Europe!" Jeff says, "Sounds like a case for.." Klaus says, "Fish and the Jeffman!" Klaus and Jeff beep-bop their version of the song and Wheels and the Legman came in and stop them and Legman says, "What the hell are you doing?" Klaus says, "We're going to beat you at your own game!" Wheels says, "Stop we're the only detective team in this town!" Jeff says, "Oh yeah how about this you take us with you and whoever solves the case you're working on first the lose disbands!" Legman says, "Oh it's on right Wheels!" Wheels says, "Hope you guys didn't sign a contract with a TV Station because soon you'll be cancelled!" They waved a (Bleep) you sign and Klaus and Jeff says, "We gotta beat them!"

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                      Meanwhile at the mall:
             Francine and Hayley went to the mall to pick out some new clothes and they argued about their husbands not paying attention to each other. Meanwhile Francine and Hayley gave each other presents to each other Francine gave Hayley a pink flower headband and Hayley gave Francine her favorite perfume and they both thank each other and gave each other a hug when all of a sudden Hayley tripped and she landed on Francine and they both laughed but little didn't they know they were being watched by an Camera man who get suspicious of them. As Francine was about to leave the mall the Camera man confronts her and says, "Are you alright man?" Francine says, "Yeah luckily I didn't suffer serious damage!" The Camera man says, "Well your girlfriend is lucky to have someone like you!" Francine says, "Whoa whoa whoa what makes you think me and my.." The Camera guy hushed Francine and said, "Ah it must be tough at first but you don't have to be ashamed of yourself!" Francine says, "Who the hell are you?" The Camera man says, "I'm a Camera man for the show "Decorate that House", and this week I'm designing houses for Gays and Lesbians and after seeing the love between you and your girlfriend I think I just found a winner!" Francine says, "But she's not.." The Camera man says, "You two are a lesbian couple right, because if you give me the proof I can have this show's top designers to redecorate your house!" Francine says, "Humph!" Hayley waited outside the mall and says, "What's taking her so long?" Hayley sees her mother coming with the Camera man and before she could say anything Francine hushed her and says, "Oh don't worry sweetie-pie your lover's here!" As the Camera man gets his camera ready Hayley struggles as Francine grabbed her and kiss her on the lips! Panic music comes on and moves on to 2nd break!

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                   After the 2nd break:

                    Back at the house Francine holds Hayley hard, shuts the door and finally let go of Hayley. She then said, "What the hell was that?" Francine says, "Look that guy is a Camera man from the show "Decorate that House", and he said he would decorate our house if we pretend we're lovers." Hayley says, "Mom this is insane don't you know this is the sickest way possible to get the house redecorated!" Francine says, "Yeah but your father keeps on destroying my chances." Francine held both of Hayley's hands and said, "Come on Hayley do this one thing for me please?" Francine turned on her baby eyes and Hayley said, "Oh all right!" Francine says, "Yes oh thank you Hayley and in the knick of time too because we got a lot of ground to cover!"

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                     Meanwhile in Europe:

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                  Wheels and the Legman entered the crime scene and Wheels said, "Wow this is where the crime scene happened!" Legman says, "Yeah I gotta say this case is starting to get fishy!" Wheels says, "You mean literally because I'm smelling fish!" Legman says, "Oh no look!" Wheels says, "Everything is wiped clean!" Legman says, "Damn it Fish and the Jeffman are tougher than I thought!" Wheels says, "We have to beat them!" Legman says, "And we will just as soon as we take a picture of the crime scene!" Legman shoots a photo of the crime scene including a photo of himself at the crime scene.

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                      Back at the house:

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                  The Camera man is about to record everything and said, "3,2,1 action!" Francine says, "Hi I'm Francine Lynn and this is my lover Hayley Smith." Hayley got nervous and says, "Uh hi everyone yep!" Hayley laughed nervously and Francine says, "Now now sweetie-pie calm down!" Hayley breathed in and out and calm herself and hugged Francine and says, "Okay I'm calm thanks Franny!" Francine says, "Oh my pleasure Hayley in fact the reason she's so nervous is because we're desperate for some change in our lovely home together!" Hayley says, "Yep and we're willingly to do anything to prove it!" Francine looked determined and said, "Anything!" Hayley gulped as to Francine's determination music started to play as Francine and Hayley cooked together, then they ate together and dim the lights for a slow dance together. Hayley started to puke being near each other but Francine kissed her mouth wide open and ate her entire puke and said, "Wow sweetie that was delicious as always." Hayley got nervous and said, "Uh yeah!"

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                    Back in Europe:

                 Wheels and the Legman were too late as Fish and the Jeffman got all the credit for saving the Queen's life! The Queen says, "Thank you Fish and the Jeffman!" Jeffman says, "Oh it was our pleasure!" Wheels came over and said, "All right you won!" Klaus says, "Yes in your face!" The European police said, "There he is that's the guy who kidnapped the queen!" The police arrested the Legman and Wheels says, "Whoa whoa what the hell's going on here?" Legman sighed and said, "Wheels I haven't been honest I was the one who kidnapped the Queen I just wanted us to get a great international case so we can become Europe's greatest detectives I would've gone away with it too it wasn't for Fish and the Jeffboy!" Jeffman says, "That's Jeffman!" Wheels felt so depressed he tries to role away and Klaus says, "Wheels wait how would like to be with me and the Jeffman?" Wheels says, "What?" Jeffman says, "Yeah together we can call ourselves Wheels, Fish and the Jeffman!" Wheels says, "You know I like the sound of it yeah I'm in!" Klaus says, "Excellent we got a lot of cases to go through!" Wheels, Klaus and the Jeffman rode off into the night sky!"

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                   Back at the house at midnight:

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               Francine says, "Hayley are you ready?" Hayley opens the door looking nervous and says, "Yes my little Franny!" Francine and Hayley undressed each other and were in each other's arms and the host said, "Oh shut up and kiss already!" Francine and Hayley pucker their lips towards each other but Hayley roam away and said, "Wait!" The host and Francine panicked! as Hayley says, "Look at us we're becoming terrible people I can't do this mom!" The Camera man and host said, "Mom!" The host said, "You told me she was the blonde's girlfriend!" The Camera man said, "Sir please I can explain!" The host says, "Get out you're fired!" The Camera man cried and the host said to Francine says, "And you don't expect me to design this crudy shit of a home!" Francine froze as Hayley says, "Mom aren't you angry at me for not getting our house redecorated!" Francine says, "No it's just I wanted this house to look so great that I tried to turn my daughter into something she's not I'm sorry Hayley!" Hayley says, "It's okay mom!" Hayley and Francine hug each other as Stan shows up and says, "Ah what's going on here?" Roll to credits: Hayley says, "Well maybe this one time!" Francine says, "Definitely!" Francine and Hayley kiss each other on the floor as Stan screams and runs outta his home and into his car and slams himself into Greg's house! Greg says, "Oh hi Stan!" Stan is riled over in pain bam end of the episode!

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