Mozzer

"*After you get what you want you don’t want it!*"
🍕Mozzer🍕

He/Him 𓃾 Holstein bull 𓃾 Business owner

Based off of Pizzahead from Pizza Tower :)

Mozzer "Pizzabull" Ella is the owner of the "Pizzacalf's Pizza Joint" restaurant chain and one of the most successful modern-day buissnessowners to date. He appears to be a rather innocent and sweet man, always having a smile on his face and never taking anything too seriously, but in reality he is a rather greedy and sadistic entrepreneur. His restaurants are famous for their quick service and delivery, while the overpriced food (made by overworked and underpaid employees) itself is mediocre at best and the only reason he's as popular as he is is because his restaurants are ordeal when you're in a hurry. Mozzer enjoys tormenting small parlor-owners and trying to run them out of buissness, always trying to come out on top. However, nobody pays any attention to his cruelty as he is simply just too silly!!

He is a "toon" Holstein bull, meaning he is able to shift his body in almost any way he desires (although he isn't actually able to shapeshift) and is immortal, all damage he takes only being temporary. In addition, he can pull up random props and perform other such gags from anywhere with little to no explanation. He (and various other toons) were brought into the world by a glitchy TV signal and was originally a part of an animated commercial campaign for a real pizza joint, although he has devloped his own identity split from said restaurant and now actually competes against them. His animation-style is from the 1930s and resembles shows such as Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry. He often, unironically, uses old-fashioned words like "golly", "gee", and "doggone" and has a comically high-pitched voice because of this.

Mozzer typically has his eyes closed and only opens them when in shock or angry and can get around just fine without opening them.

He is often referred to as "Pizzabull" (piece-of-bull) by his workers, as not only a subtle insult, but a nod to the fact that Pizzacalf (the chain's mascot) is just a young version of Mozzer himself. He is cis male (he/him) and is an aromantic bisexual.

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Pre-Event

Home audiences met Mozzer for the first time in his debut commercial that aired in 1982 for Rossi’s Incredible Pizzas. The ad was a short parody of the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner episodes of *Loony Tunes* that showed Mozzer getting himself out of various comedically dangerous situations before offering the villain, a nameless cow slaughterer, pizza and befriending him. The commercial ending up bringing in a fair amount of new customers for the small, family-owned parlor and more commercials featuring Mozzer and the slaughterer were made. This success lead to Mozzer becoming the official Rossi’s mascot, replacing the generic chef most pizza joints use, and to Mozzer getting his own identity.

He was given a redesign by Stella Rossi, the owner’s artistic daughter, to make him more unique after the first commercial (as his first iteration was just a generic bovine to go with the (originally) one-off “Rossi’s IncrediBULL Pizzas” joke) and an actual name: Mozzer Ella.

From there on out, almost all Rossi’s commercials featured Mozzer in one way or another. The charming, fluidly-animated shorts quickly gained the attention of animation fans and consumers alike and the Rossi family became a success. Every once in awhile a new friend was added to the ads to accompany Mozzer on his misadventures and to aid him in befriending a new antagonist or two. Each short was crafted with love, being animated by a small (yet talented) crew of close friends and family, and was simply just a wholesome toon to advertise a cozy little family-owned business.

At one point the Rossi family was approached by a studio wanting to make the ad campaign into a fully-fledged cartoon but they declined, feeling like it would ruin the charm of it all.

Mozzer himself remained largely unchanged after he was redesigned by Stella, although his original slaughterer arch-nemesis was removed in the late 2000s over concerns over him being “too scary” for the family-friendly pizza place. However, other than that, the commercials were unproblematic and didn’t face any controversy or issues.

Until The Event, that is.

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* Unexpectancy (Part 2) - Pizza Tower OST
* After You Get What You Want, You Don’t Want It - Irving Berlin

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