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{100}{}{You see Bob.}

{101}{}{No way I'll let you rob me blind!}

{102}{}{Hey, I don't want no trouble!}

{103}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.}

{104}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?}

{105}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}

{106}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}

{107}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{108}{}{What, me trouble? What gives you that impression?}

{109}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!}

{110}{}{Hi. Welcome to Bob's Iguana Bits, the family eating place. May I take your order?}

{111}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.}

{112}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?}

{113}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}

{114}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}

{115}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{116}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}

{117}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!}

{118}{}{Sorry, we're all out of iguana.}

{119}{}{We only have whole iguana on a stick. Twenty bucks each.}

{120}{}{We only have prime select choice. It tastes great, though. Eight bucks each.}

{121}{}{Sure. We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks.}

{122}{}{I'll take a whole iguana.}

{123}{}{I'll take your prime select.}

{124}{}{You know, I hear your prime select tastes like chicken.}

{125}{}{No sissy portions! Me want all iguana! Ugh!}

{126}{}{Hmm, smell good! Prime select make tummy happy!}

{127}{}{We don't serve that here. Anything else?}

{128}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.}

{129}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}

{130}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}

{131}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{132}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}

{133}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!}

{134}{}{Mr. Decker is a distinguished businessman in a less than distinguished business. Anything else?}

{135}{}{I want information on Doc Morbid.}

{136}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.}

{137}{}{Nothing.}

{138}{}{He was a mean son of a bitch and anyone who isn't glad he's dead is a damned liar. Can I take your order?}

{139}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.}

{140}{}{Tell me a little about the water merchants.}

{141}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}

{142}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{143}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}

{144}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!}

{145}{}{I don't know what you’re talking about. Okay. I'll pay you one hundred bucks if you keep your mouth shut. Take it and get out.}

{146}{}{I want two hundred.}

{147}{}{I'll take the hundred.}

{148}{}{I'm going to the police.}

{149}{}{Stop selling them. Now.}

{150}{}{Terrible business. Those poor people. Oh, those poor people. Losing their lives in such a ghastly way! Is there anything else I can do for you? Like feed you, perhaps?}

{151}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.}

{152}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?}

{153}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}

{154}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}

{155}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}

{156}{}{Nothing. Sorry to bring it up. I just hear stories. Now is there anything else I can do for you?}

{157}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.}

{158}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?}

{159}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}

{160}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}

{161}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{162}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}

{163}{}{Someone killed Decker. We're in mourning, at least until the Hub runs out of booze.}

{164}{}{Someone shot Sheriff Greene. Don't know about the deputy though.}

{165}{}{Daren Hightower was murdered. And all that money couldn't save him. Ironic, ain't it?}

{166}{}{Someone's really pissed off someone important, because I hear that there's a big hit out on some poor sod.}

{167}{}{Someone stole a necklace from the Hightowers. Man, did they ever make a big mistake. They're dead for sure.}

{168}{}{Someone killed Jain over at the Cathedral. I hear she was a real bitch!}

{169}{}{Well, the only new thing is that the Children of the Cathedral have taken over the Hospital. It's pretty boring around here lately. Mind you, they're a strange crowd.}

{170}{}{Anything else?}

{171}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.}

{172}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?}

{173}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}

{174}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}

{175}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{176}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.}

{177}{}{One whole iguana, coming up! Anything else?}

{178}{}{Gimme another iguana on a stick.}

{179}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?}

{180}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}

{181}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{182}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}

{183}{}{Me want another iguana!}

{184}{}{Me stuffed! URRRP!}

{185}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.}

{186}{}{One iguana prime select choice, coming up! Anything else?}

{187}{}{Gimme another iguana on a stick.}

{188}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?}

{189}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?}

{190}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{191}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}

{192}{}{Me want another iguana!}

{193}{}{Me stuffed! URRRP!}

{194}{}{Thank you. Come again!}

{195}{}{You must be new in town if you're asking me about the Water Merchants. Water is life. And you don't get much more powerful than life and death.}

{196}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.}

{197}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.}

{198}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?}

{199}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?}

{200}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!}

{201}{}{You greedy son of a bitch!}

{202}{}{You greedy whore!}

{203}{}{All right, you win. Here's your money. Take it and don't come back!}

{204}{}{I'd change your mind if I were you, friend. People have died for less in the Hub. Now get out and don't come back!}

{205}{}{Maybe I've been using some questionable portions. But it's not like I'm committing murder. Like Morbid's stuff is already dead, ain't it?}

{206}{}{I'm sure it is, Bob. And I'm sure the police will agree.}

{207}{}{Cannibalism is a crime against humanity, Bob. I'm going to see that you pay for your it.}

{208}{}{Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. I don't care. It's immoral. Stop it.}

{209}{}{No way! I ain't letting you screw me! Eat this!}

{210}{}{I ain't going broke because of your scruples, but you are going to die from them! Eat this!}