Shrek

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**Shrek Safe Cheesecake III** is a fan version of the character of the same name created by William Steig and from the DreamWorks animated movie series *Shrek*. He is an obese ogre who has an obsession and addiction to Sara Lee Cheesecake. He weighs about 750 pounds.

## History

It's unknown when Shrek was born, but he was raised in Waterford, Ireland.

In 2008, he moved to Florida because he had been selected to go on Main Character Judging and since he won the award.

He used to mooch off of Parker while living with him without any rent.

Shrek was originally from the DreamWorks film franchise of the same name, and he won the Main Character Judging and picked Tour Guide for Today.

## Personality

Considering that Shrek is meant to be a stereotype for fat jerks in the SML universe, he has been shown to be very lazy, childish, not too competent, somewhat moronic, lacking in self-discipline, non-compliant, manipulative, sloppy, disgusting and rather worthless.

Shrek is obsessed with eating cheesecake and taking craps to the point it's off-the-wall. He is so obsessed with cheesecake that he literally has sexual intercourse with it in addition to eating it. In "Baby Shrek", he crapped out an actual baby because of this.

In the SML episode "The Ring", Shrek drank too much slippin, making him poop, and ran to the bathroom and pooped the whole room; covering the room entirely.

He has eaten so much cheesecake that his veins are filled with cheese, and he is obsessed to the point that he murdered Toad for eating his cheesecake. He also has diabetes and that his digestive system is destroyed, as revealed in "Shrek's Diet!", which allows him to be practically immune to diabetes as well.

Shrek also is obsessed with taking "craps" in the bathroom. He at one point even got his own sewer just to contain his crap. His obsessions lead him to wasting his entire life eating cheesecake, taking craps, and just generally being a gross ogre.

Because of how strange, silly and crazy he is, Shrek often partakes into some very goofy antics when it comes to taking craps and doing some preposterous, nonsensical things for the sake of comedic value.

Shrek is known to have a very short temper, and this usually occurs when he doesn't get food or when someone disturbs him.

Shrek is also shown to be sometimes extremely cruel to just about everyone.

He also calls everybody that he likes or generally doesn't dislike "donkey". This was revealed in the SML episode "The Couch!", when he called Marvin "Lord Farquaad" when he was kicked out.

## Quotes

* "OH, DONKEY!!"
* "Hello, Little Donkey."
* "Donkey! Where's my cheesecake?!"
* "The creamy-cream Sara Lee Cheesecake!"
* "Donkey, give me the last piece!"
* "Somebody once told me-Oh hey, Donkey!"
* ”Oh, hey there Donkey, would you like a piece of cheesecake?”
* "Ugh, best cheesecake I ever had!"
* "Ahh... WHAT THE FUUUU-"
* "I AM IRON DONKEY!"
* "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! PLUNGE MY BUTTHOLE!!!!"
* "Whifting, whifting!"
* "Get in my belly!"
* "Maybe!"
* "No, Mushroom Donkey. I don't like it...*I love it!*"
* "You're mine now, Mushroom Donkey!"
* "Have it your way. This isn't Burger King."
* "GET READY FOR MY CRAP!!"
* ”DONKEY!!!! DONKEY, COME HERE!!!!”
* “IT’S GONNA BE HIROSHIMA IN HERE!!!!”
* ”No, Donkey! I’m making sh\*t angels right now!”
* (Grunting noises) (When he has diarrhea.)

## Trivia

* Shrek's personality may be a mixture of the character Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers franchise, and Shrek from the book and original Shrek franchise .
	+ This can be further supported by his catchphrases he says such as "Get in my belly!", and "I have to take a crap!" along with his unusual eating diets.
	+ Coincidentally, the real Shrek was played by the same actor (Mike Myers) with the same voice.
* This Shrek plush is from Hasbro and is the 2003 Jumbo Shrek 2 Ogre Plush.
	+ Ironically, this version of Shrek is much more faithful to his original book counterpart than in the movies, as he was much more monstrous and loved to cause trouble.
* Shrek eats Oreos with green filling made out of his special crap that he can only produce in his swamp. He then messily shoves the Oreo into a slice of cheesecake and eats it, including the plate. He believes the normal white filling is gross, saying it looks like someone masturbated using two chocolate cookies.
* Shrek often calls Parker "Donkey."
	+ He also calls Stapy "Red Donkey", Andreina "Female Donkey", Little Parker "Cloned Donkey", Brooklyn Guy "Doctor Donkey" and "Police Donkey", and Jeffy "Little Donkey."
	+ He calls everyone some variation of "Donkey" except for Woody and Baby Shrek, who he calls "Junior."
	+ He calls Chef Pee Pee different names involving variations of the word “penis”, such as “Chef Peehole”, “Chef Wiener”, “Chef Dick”, and “Chef Cock”.
	+ This is because in the Shrek movie series, he has a talking donkey sidekick who is literally named "Donkey."
* Cheesecake isn't the only food Shrek has ever eaten, as he was shown to love eating McDonalds (mainly Big Macs) and eating a Popeye's chicken sandwich. Despite this, Cheesecake is his food of choice.
* On Lance's channel in the Q&A video it's revealed that Shrek has eaten over 12 billion cheesecakes in his entire life.
* On Lance's channel in the Q&A video it's revealed that Shrek and Fiona broke up with each other, because she couldn’t handle all the craps that he was taking inside her castle, so she ordered Lord Farquaad to banish Shrek from the castle then they started to break up and ever since then, he doesn’t have anyone but Sara Lee Cheesecake as he’s stressed out from eating it.
* Shrek happens to be Son of a Booth's least favorite character.
* Shrek said In The Q&A Video on Lance's Channel, that his cheesecake is the creamiest of all cheesecake.
* Shrek is the only character who debuted in Main Character Judging who is still in the show.
* Shrek believes he and Black Yoshi have the same skin colors, but they don't; Shrek just loves him.
* In Shrek's Hot Cheesecake, after he eats super-hot Shrimpo droppings, Shrek becomes a superhero known as Iron-Shrek, but he refers to himself as Iron-Donkey.
* Shrek believes his shorts mean good luck.
* Shrek believes his butt is an ATM.
* In the alternate dimension, he takes pees instead of craps, he likes sweet peas instead of cheesecake, and he calls Mario (and possibly everyone else) "Camel" instead of "Donkey."
* It is revealed in Shrek's Diet that Shrek's body has built up an immunity to diabetes, due to the fact that he has an immense amount of diabetes that he wasn't even aware he had.
	+ Also revealed in Shrek's Diet, is that Shrek has eaten so much cheesecake in his lifetime that he has pure Velveeta cheese coursing through his veins in place of actual blood.
* He has fed Toad his crap multiple times.
* When he's very excited, he flaps his arms like a bird as if he was trying to fly. Most of the time, he does manage to hover for a little bit.
	+ It's revealed in "Meet The Cast: Lance" that he can actually fly but doesn't.
* It is revealed in Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures Season 2 Episode 7 that he does not have a driver's license.
* Shrek's full name (Shrek Safe Cheesecake III) was revealed in No Weapons Allowed.
* In The Ring], it is said that Shrek needs Taco Bell in order to help him poop while constipated.
* Shrek could represent "Gluttony" due to his obsession of cheesecake and never allow anyone to eat or share with him.
* He is one of Lance's least favorite characters along with Jackie Chu that he voices due to his throat hurting every time he voices both of them, which may be another reason why he does not appear as much as he used to.
* Logan reveals in the vlog that the reason why Shrek doesn't appear a lot nowadays was simply the fact that he craps in the toilet which mostly causes a video to be age-restricted, though him pooping may be able to return as COPPA is considering adding an age directed choice for YouTubers.
* Despite their differences, Shrek appears to be one of the few characters who live in his home that Mario seems to like.
* In Lance's Character Q&A/Talk, he’s not in videos that much anymore because he has stomach issues, and he has to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds. He'll make a cameo if he doesn't have issues that day.
* He thinks him and Parker are twins.
* According to Lance’s ‘Meet the Cast’, Shrek is one of his least favorite characters to play, along with Jackie Chu.