War of the Feast Campaign

The War of the Feast Campaign was a 4 session short campaign taking place in March 2021, following the story of a squadron of sweet confectionary food in the midst of a huge war between Vegetables and Sweets.

## Players

### Players

Todd, Iain, Paul, Arjun, Heath

The campaign itself is set in the midst of a huge war between the superpower of Vegetania (enhabited by vegetable people) and the underfunded country of the 'Candylands' (enhabited by sweet people, as in candy) due to a sistemic issue that involved a the government of Vegetania supporting a terrorist group that natourisly murdered Candy-people. The campaign is set in the Starchlands where Vegetanian and Candian troops are battling it out to get to the other nation first.

The campaign as a whole is set in 1966, and assumes the technology of 1966 earth, so the themes closest relative would be the Second World-War or maybe the Vietnam War.

## Characters

The group is commanded by Captain Harry Bow (a gummy bear) who has under his command; Sergeant Charlie Shell, Private Alexander Bounty, Private George Rabbit, Medic T-4 John Pastille, Private Ralph Lollipop, Private Saul Pepper, Private Tom Maltese

## Story

Soldiers patrol a town deep into the Meatland's currently occupied by the Vegetables, The Sweet-Men have successfully managed to push the Vegetanian back down the line, but after 12 hours of being stationed in that town, down a narrow passage enemy tanks and troops come marching unexpectedly in. All the soldiers do their best to try and keep the Vegetables away but eventually Captain Bow orders a retreat. They retreat back to the nearest outpost, and there they find General Cadbury who gives Captain Bow direct orders to get his men and him to deliver as fast as they can information about an attack General Mellow has planned infiltrating The Fruitain outpost in the Meat Lands, what he doesn't know is that it is a trap. Bow has 51 hours for him and his men to deliver this message otherwise 5,000 men will die in this unsuccessful invasion

After traveling for about 2 hours into the Meat Lands attempting to stay hidden they come across a town much like the one they liberated earlier that day, Captain Bow was able to meet Private Lolly & Private Jaffa, who are said to be the only two men left after the Vegetanian's re-occupied the town the were in. Captain Bow offers his help, S. Shell, P. Lollypop & P. Bounty are ordered to go snoop around west, whilst P. Pepper and M. Pastille stay with the captain and fire on the people in the house opposite to them. P. Rabbit provides covering sniper fire from above, unfortunately P. Rabbit stumbles roles down and into a random building coming face to face with an Onion man, P. Rabbit and the onion fist fight, P. Rabbit wins when he gets his gun back. C. Bow, P. Pepper, M. Pastille, P. Lolly & P. Jaffa pick off those Vegetanian's holding cover in the house opposite. P. Lollypop is noticed by a Turnip who begins shooting at him, P. Lollypop in a last ditch effort throws a grenade killing the Turnip and 2 others as well as himself. P. Lolly & P. Jaffa thank them, feed them and stay in the town keeping watch until backup arrives. 'The Sweeties' move on, this time with one less person than before...

They wander onto a field, P. Pepper notices something strange about the field, the grass is not grass, its the bodies of Vegetanians, who can say weather dead or alive. Suddenly one of the cabbage men grabs P. Pepper, but P. Pepper is able to get the upper hand and beats him to death with his bare hands. A sniper begins firing at them and clips the back Bounty & Pastille, Bow sees a field of long grass and tells them to run for it. p. Rabbit takes out the sniper, but they prioritise leaving.

They escape successfully and meet a Captain Corn who gives them general directions to an castle's wreckage, he explains that the only way to get to General Mellow is over the bridge by the wreckage, but its a popular routes for Vegetanian tanks.

Captain Bow is determined to cut off their route, so he gets 'The Sweeties' and orders them to set up base by the wreckage, they do so. The Captain then waits for Vegetanians so he can blow up their route so they can have a safe trip to General Mellow. P. Rabbit sets up in one of the church towers, and notices that the Vegetanians are dead ahead. He informs The Captain and everyone gets in position. 2 tanks covered in soldiers come tumbling down the passage. After a furious battle, P. Pepper is left extremely injured, and every turn his health his depleting fast, but they're able to kill all the soldiers and one of the tanks, this is until the 2nd unit of soldiers arrives. Bow orders sustainable fire, and the attack seems promising, the remaining tank moves its turret towards the church tower and fires at the base, destroying the tower which P. Rabbit was habiting, the tower comes toppling down and begins to fall right above S. Shell, he attempts to dive out the way, unfortunately he is unsuccessful, and the cream from his cream egg body begins to spill as he is crushed by the tower. Bow is mortified at the loss of his brilliant friend, Bounty provided enough covering fire for Pastille to go and tend to wounds, such as a piece of shrapnel in the Captain's shoulder. Pepper begins to realise that he has about 3 minutes left to live, and unless Pastille gets a perfect healing first time... he's dead.

So Pepper struggles to his feet and runs across the bridge and runs up to a Sniping Onion in the bushes, just as he approaches the Onion, it fires a bullet straight into the chest of C. Bow. Pastille helps P. Maltese get the blood out of his eyes, this wipes off some paint on Maltese's face, Pastille wipes enough off to realise that Maltese is actually a Vegetanian grape-man. Maltese, or whatever he is actually called takes his hand-gun and shoots C. Bow, before sprinting in the way of the tanks turret, waving that he is a Vegetanian, suddenly he is blown to little grape pieces as the tank fires at him. Pepper gets Onion's gun and begins beating him to death with the edge of it. Suddenly Pepper is shot in the back, right through his spine by a near by Pear, one of the only Vegetanian soldiers left. Pastille attempts to save C. Bow, but Bow realises they have very little time to give the message to General Mellow before its too late, and Bow offers covering fire and tells Pastille and Bounty to go ahead and deliver the message, the 2 cross the bridge, Bow kills the Pear, before being shot down himself, by that point Pastille and Bounty have turned onto the road straight to the battlefield, they sprint all the way, assumedly getting to General Mellow in time, saving the lives off 5000 innocent young men who otherwise would of died falling into a trap

## Players

* Todd - Private Alexander Bounty
* Iain - Private George Rabbit
* Paul - Medic T-4 John Pastille
* Arjun - Private Ralph Lollipop
* Heath - Private Saul Pepper

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