Playing with Fire

"*Next time you think about playing with fire, I hope you remember back to all the things we learned here today.*"
―Erik
Playing with Fire is the 125th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on December 10, 2020.

## Summary

Erik announces that the topic for today's lesson is playing with fire. Narfi hears him say "play" and comes over. Then Erik makes her go away and he watches a video of a guy mismanaging a fire and getting his house burned down.

Erik watches a compilation of people lighting their drinks on fire and then lighting themselves on fire. He leaves a comment, and gives a pop quiz as to what the sponsor is, but the viewer gets it wrong because it's Raycon. He plays the ad segment.

Narfi hears Erik say "play" again and she returns with a ball. He chases her off and explains that you can also play with fire without even knowing it. He goes to the subreddit r/NotSoSillyString to see people accidentally lighting their loved ones with fire by using silly string over candles. There are only a few posts, so he tries to find another one to add. He finds a surreal birthday party porn video and tries to post it, but he accidentally posts it on his own subreddit.

Erik explains that people should not play with fire in real life, and demonstrates how it can be done in video games by using a flamethower on his teammates. Then he shoots a fire arrow at some teammates and shoots another. Then he watches some other awesome fire videos as well as a "What's Up My Butt" challenge. He realizes that they're really playing with fire with that video.

Narfi hears Erik say "playing with fire" so she returns with a flaming cardboard box. Erik tries to put it out, but he just makes it worse.

## Comments

*You guys joke all you want but fires can get out of hand way faster than you think. Back in the day I was headmaster of an orphanage for blind, deaf and mute paraplegic children with AIDS. It's a tough job, but someone had to do it. Anyway all I'm saying is it just takes one cigarette man. One stupid cigarette and you'll never wake up again without hearing the end of one of your own screams.*
- Erik

*Bro one night me and the boys were the only ones still partying at the frat house and we dared our boy Slim to do one of these flaming shot jawns. Craziest shit happened, Slim’s flaming shot of bacardi 151 spilled all over his lap and we didn’t have any water nearby so we just started spitting on it. I swear these flames were three foot high coming off Slim’s crotch and getting worse by the second while he howled in woeful pain.**Only problem is we were runnin out of spit so me and the boys, we had to start licking at the fire with every bit of moisture we had left. By this point the fire had annihilated his shorts so we had easy access to every nook and cranny, dampening the zones with our desperate tongues. We worked in shifts, three bros on, three off while they replenished saliva by sucking on each other’s toes. We all still laugh about it to this day well all of us except for Slim. He died that night from a heart attack because we kept makin him jizz.*
- Erik

*\*NSFW\* Guy is covered in silly string and getting jerked off by a midget during a funny party*
- Erik

*Well this is a sin.*
- AnalJesus666

*Not so silly now, is it?*
- Erik

*Pretty sure I saw this kid's picture on the back of a milk carton but it was after this video got uploaded so I guess that means some other butt
challenge show scooped him up. Last time I saw a middle schooler get stuffed like that it was a pie eating contest at the 4-H fair. You know if you have someone that young working on camera you need to provide an on set tutor right? I hear if you turn the lights off in the bathroom and put three summer squashes up a twink's butt, Bryan Singer pops out of the mirror and puts you in the next X-Men movie. Little dude's gonna need braces for both ends if you keep storing produce inside him like a human root cellar. Was really hoping for a bonus round at the end where you pop a phonograph cylinder in his ass and spin his arm to play music. If they made a sequel to The Lovely Bones and it showed Stanley Tucci's character in heaven, it would look like this video. I wish more youtube shows had twink editions, like if The Young Turks did The Young Twinks where Timothee Chalamet gives hot political takes while a dude more than twice his age stuffs him with mirepoix like a cornish game hen. Anyway you guys might wanna hit up a good copyright lawyer because I heard the boy scouts of america is using this video as a recruitment ad.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ Bryan Singer directed several movies in the *X-Men* franchise. He has been the subject of several investigations regarding sexual assault and rape of underage boys.
2. ↑ The Lovely Bones if a film about the aftermath of a young girl's murder. Stanley Tucci plays the murderer.

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