How to Kink Shame

"*Don't forget, no kink shaming. Or do, I don't care.*"
―Erik
How to Kink Shame (also called Kink Shaming) is the 150th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was the first lesson along. It was released on June 30, 2022.

## Summary

Erik explains what kink shaming is and goes to Ted Cruz's Twitter to kink shame him. He finds out that a woman makes thousands of dollars by selling jarred farts, he finds kink shaming in the comments, and he adds a kink shaming comment of his own. Next, Erik explains how to shame more accepted kinks by finding their outliers, demonstrating this by viewing fat furry pictures. Then he runs the ad segment for NordVPN.

Erik looks at the comments on a fat furry video and shames them. Next, Erik finds a robot voice video that explains the best sex positions for men with micropenises, so Erik decides to kink shame that too, but it just tries to sell him something.

## Comments

*@tedcruz Hey Ted I hear you're into family values. So what's it say when you jack off to Stepmussy you weird piece of shit?*
- @commentiquette

*What a time to be alive! I bought one of this bitch's fart jars and cloned her from it. All I wanted was somebody to keep me company, but this crazy clone is wiping her ass all over the house, eating my fiber. And unfortunately I happen to have a cabbage farm. Well that didn't work out great. This is the worst harvest I've had in decades. You know where all that cabbage went? Right into her fart jars so she can sell them to Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Qatar, Ezra Miller. I don't know where Ezra Miller is in the Middle East but they buy a lot of fart jars. So anyway I let Obama know that I got one of these clones in my house, so hopefully any day now he's just gonna drone strike me I don't even care if I'm home I give up.*
- Erik

*Wow! What a time to be alive! Real quick just wanted to hop in here and shame everybody for enjoying this stuff. I also enjoy this stuff, but one of my kinks is to shame people who enjoy the same things as me. Also quick side note, these furries could be fatter. I'm talkin' I want a fox that's inflated so much that it looks like it could fill an entire warehouse of jars with farts, so that I may then ship them to all of the Middle Eastern countries that desire such things. I'm talkin' Yemen, UAE, Ezra Miller. And if you don't like that why don't you fart in a jar and send it to me?**Hey can you make a fat furry out of my fursona? It's the Tardigrade, known colloquially as the water bear or the moss piglet? It's a phylum of eight-legged segmented micro-animals, sorta like my penis. I just wish somebody could tell me what to do with my micropenis, but not knowing is also one of my fetishes DON'T KINK SHAME. Also anybody who enjoyed this video is a piece of shit.*
- Erik

*Hey! Richmond here, and that’s right I was cited as the only source in this entire video. But you might know me as my stage name: Ezra Miller. And I’m over here in Hawaii just acting like a fucking maniac. I’m throwing chairs at bitches, I got a teenager in the trunk of my car and I’m about to drive the whole thing into the ocean. Why do I look like a doll? I LOOK LIKE A DOLL. The only reason I came to Hawaii is because this is where all my stepsisters live. I’ll give you two guesses as to what I’m gonna do to them DON’T KINK SHAME.**I have eight thousand fart jars stored underneath a volcano in this island, and I got a device that’s gonna unscrew them all at the same time. Just wait till that 90 Day Fiance gas ignites with the heat of the magma. I’m just so sick of playing The Flash that I gotta go and fuck up a bunch of shit. Oh what’s that you’re just enjoying your day inside your living room? Well here I come I’m gonna come in there I’m gonna punch you in the face and yell at your wife. That’s right I’m Ezra Miller and I’m loose in Hawaii! Come find me! COME FIND ME. YOU CAN’T FIND ME! I won’t stop until every movie franchise is ruined. I took out Harry Potter. I took out Justice League. Just wait till they cast me as Professor X, and the X stands for Xanax dealer and I only hang out in high school parking lots. Again this is Ezra Miller, I’ve been Richmond the whole time. Click the link in the description if you wanna make your penis bigger. And all I can say is, what a time to be alive. Until the cops catch me.*
- Erik

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