Desperation Derp

# Desperation Derp (AKA Starved Derp)

Desperation Derp (Also known as Starved Derp) is a horror character created by Bananapox on March 25th, 2023. The reason for the characters creation is currently unknown. Starved Derp exists in the 3rd Reality.

## Biography

Too see Derp's Origin, open Derp and go to Biography III for this Derp's origin.

Out and about on a random day, but a day somewhat into the future, the battles between The Diamonds and Derp continuously get more and more dull as time goes on, as creativity isn't infinite for these mortals. Shadus, eventually and inevitably gets very bored one day and decides to bring a twist upon the world. While Derp was taking a nap in Hell, Shadus teleports into Hell and transports Derp into the Faded Forest (Shadus's Pocket Dimension). Derp now sees the true horror residing in this dimension, which drives Derp insane beyond belief. Shadus also temporarily adds a starvation effect for Derp, now requiring Derp to consume food. With this constant psychological and physical torture brought upon Derp changes his form, and his mind....

Once Shadus is done torturing Desperation Derp (Who we will call DD from now on), he sends DD back to Earth. DD, seeing all the life around him has nothing to say, but that now that he's far more twisted than before, he's out to get rid of The Diamonds once and for all, claiming they are the reason he is like this. DD develops a devilish plan, to kill Ivan and bring his corpse into DD's fortress to have a final battle with Clemson there.

In the middle of the night, while Ivan was fast asleep, DD enters his house, and then his room, and tries to kill him, but Ivan quickly wakes up and begins to defend against DD, but something's wrong, Ivan has never felt this level of Desperation from Derp before, and when the smoke is cleared, Ivan is killed. DD realizes he has to get out of there quick before Clemson arrives, and when he does, all Clemson sees is a destroyed area, and no sign of Ivan. So, Clemson already knows where to go, The Fortress.

But when Clemson had arrived, a lot of it was broken, old, and dark. While DD was plotting his scheme, his starvation effect came in, and he killed and consumed many of his own minions in a desperate and frantic struggle to survive. And the only remaining Derps were Son of Derp (Aaron) and a few Elite Guards that guarded the most underground and remote areas of The Fortress. So Clemson walked the empty halls and slowly descended, until he saw DD turned around.

When DD had turned around, revealing his face, Clemson saw nothing but horror, and with old blood stains on the walls, Clemson's moral was slightly dropped. And then the dialogue ensues...

*"Ahh... welcome back, **OLD FRIEND.** " - DD*

*"Just tell me where he is!" - Clemson*

"***RIGHT HERE!!!!" -*** Screams DD

And out from behind DD appears the slightly bitten off Head of Ivan.

With only rage and despair coming from Clemson, he lunges towards DD with all his might, and DD promptly dodges, causing Clemson to brutally hit the wall and crack it. With this crack, the entire fortress started to crumble down while DD and Clemon's battle ensued. The battle was a fierce one, with punches being heard from miles away and slams cracking the earth beneath it. As the battle continued, DD started to become more and more desperate, using even more of his power. This was slowly wearing down the durability of Clemson's armor, until DD finally manages to crack it, and once he does he starts to move quicker and have a ferocious shake. The only thing DD wanted to do was get rid of the one thing preventing him from consuming the world. But Clemson was no longer holding back, quickly activating his emergency defenses and dealing a crushing blow to DD.

With a now fallen and defeated DD on the ground, Clemson has had enough of his shenanigans, and Clemson deals a killing blow to DD. With DD bleeding out and slowly dying, normally Derp should be able to regenerate, but DD was unable too because of his lack of food, and with this end, Clemson takes Ivan's Head back to his lab to recreate him using his DNA and using a soul-transfer device to put Ivan's soul and mind back into his new body.

Although, DD was not entirely dead... spiritually. His physical body was rotting away but his consciousness returned to the Faded Forest, where Shadus looks at him and turns him back to his normal-self. Shadus now having his experiment finished sends Derp back into hell, taking away the more horrendous parts of DD's lifespan in Derp's memory.

## Abilities and Weaknesses

DD's abilities are relatively similar to his 3rd-Reality abilities with some enchantments, but losing his ability to regenerate.

### Abilities:

* Superhuman Strength/Endurance (Enhanced by Desperation Effect)
* Superhuman Speed/Agility (Enhanced by Desperation Effect)
* Superhuman Durability (Enhanced by Desperation Effect)
* Immortality (Cannot Age/Catch Diseases)
* Superhuman Intelligence
* Laser-beam creation (From Eyes and or Hands)
* Shapeshifting
* Mind-Control
* Telekinesis
* Teleportation
* Flight
* Psychic Abilities
* Illusion Creation
* Fourth-Wall Acknowledgement
* No-Clip (Allows him to shake his molecules so much he phases through objects, although this takes a lot of energy therefore only allowing him to use this ability a short-while after feeding)

### Weaknesses:

DD has all the same weaknesses as Derp with a few added ones, they are listed below;

* Derp's plans can be foiled, discouraging him from continuing battle and or attack and usually causing him to retreat sooner and quicker.
* Derp's current residence can be found through technological means such as satellite surveillance, radar, and portals, causing him to retreat even sooner to find a new place to hide.
* Derp isn't quite good at dodging despite his superhuman-agility, therefore using bullets, explosives, or anything else can deter Derp.
* DD has a limited amount of stamina depending on his quantity, quality, and rate of his feeding, making it easy to tire DD out.
* DD does not have any regenerative ability, which can kill him if any flesh is ripped off.
* If DD lacks energy his powers will become weaker and his ability to think and reason will be altered, eventually DD can starve to death.

## Trivia

* DD is obviously inspired by "Starved Eggman" in the "Friday Night Funkin' Sonic.Exe Mod" Game.
* In the song "Bold or Brash", Son of Derp (Aaron) also appears to replace "Starved Plankton" as the 3rd character in the song, the reason why is currently unknown but it is most likely to use Son of Derp in the battle against Clemson.
* DD has 2 sprite sheets in the game, one of him flying and the other of him facing the camera.

## Gallery

DD's artwork card. It is meant to show his level of desperation, putting emphasis on the black lines surrounding the shading. His skin color is not actually white but is the color of the background of the left side. His teeth are also the same color as his skin.