Etsuko Kohriyama/Q&A

**What is your name?**

Etsuko Kohriyama-tan! I like being called Eto-tan though.

**What is the meaning of your name and, if applicable, its kanji?**

Etsuko means "joy child" and Kohriyama literally translates to "iceberg." So my name makes no fudging sense! ^o^

**When is your birthday?**

July 3rd!

**What is your blood type?**

It is...um....I know this hold on!

\*Spongebob narrator voice\* 5 hours later.

Oh! It is B+! I totally knew it! ^^'

**What are is your height and weight?**

¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯

**Are you human?**

Nope! Mwahahahahahhah! (note - she is.)

**Who do you live or share a dorm with?**

¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯

**What is your job?**

Being the sexiest b\*\*ch alive!

**What is your favourite colour?**

Greeeen.

**Your favourite food?**

Cheetos!

**Your favourite drink?**

Milk!

**Favourite animal?**

Cats! ^o^

**Favourite subject?**

I like lunch a lot!

**Least favourite subject?**

All the other ones! ^o^

**Do you romantically love anyone at the moment?**

Yumiko-tan! \(^o^)/ (note - she doesn't.)

**Do you sexually love anyone at the moment?**

Yumiko-tan! \(^o^)/ (note - that might actually be true.)

**Do you like school?**

Yep!

**Do you like the school rules?**

Hmmm.....yeah!

**If you were to change something about the school, what would it be?**

I would make it so I could text my teachers memes and **not** get a detention! ^-^

**Are you in any school clubs?**

The Dance Club! I might join the Cheerleading one too.

**What are your hobbies or obsessions?**

I like archery...and dancing...and exercising...and I really like teasing people!

**Do you cherish anything?**

Nope!

**Do you cherish anyone?**

A lot of people! Yumiko-tan, Toeto-tan, other people...

**What is your forte?**

F\*\*king with people! ^o^ And fighting them, dancing with them, racing them...

**What are your shortcomings?**

Being a calm, sensible, empathetic, gentle human being!

**What is your happiest memory?**

Most of them!

**Most embarrassing memory?**

¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯

**Scariest memory?**

That time Yumiko-tan kicked me out of a window. But then it turned out it was just the first story, so I was okay.

**Saddest memory?**

I have the right to remain silent! Wait, that is America...

**How fast are you at running?**

Faster than Sanik!

**How fast are you at walking?**

2fast4u m8.

**How fast are you at swimming?**

¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯

**If you could wish for anything, what would it be?**

That I could live my whole life on a tropical island with no worries! And my friends would be there too!

**Rain or sun?**

Sun!

**Mechanical pencils or normal pencils?**

Normal!

**Indoors or outdoors?**

Outdoors!

**What do you eat for breakfast?**

Food!

**Snacks?**

Also food!

**Lunch?**

More food!

**Dinner?**

Even morer food!

**Dessert?**

The mostest of food!

**Do you believe in the paranormal?**

Yes! I believe in the spookiest things, like the spooky school ghosts and the spooky girl who got run over by a train! ^o^

**Can you play any instruments?**

Nope!

**How do you get to school?**

I walk, silly-tama! I live in the dorms!

**How many friends do you have?**

A lot!

**What sports do you like?**

A lot! Like cheerleading, dancing, running, judo....

**What can you cook?**

Food!

**What is unforgivable to you?**

Umm.....how about I don't answer this? Yay, that sounds fun! ^o^

**Do you want to get married when you are older?**

¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯

**Do you want to have kids when you are older?**

Yes! And my firstborn shall be named "Goku Madoka!" *Editor's Note: Why Madoka?!*

**What do you look for in a lover?**

¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯

**Who are the 3 people you see most daily?**

Yumiko-tan, Toeto-tan, and Shibata-sensei!

**Is there anyone who can lift your spirits when you are mad?**

All of my friends!

**Is there anyone whose very existence angers you?**

How about no? ^^'

**Any funny moments with friends you can think of?**

Tons! I'll write a book about them, someday, maybe.

**Which classroom are you in?**

Class 5-1 taught by Shibata-sensei!

**Who do you sit next to in class?**

This girl with *really* big boobs. She has to put them on the table so she doesn't squish them!

**What is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you?**

My whole existence is nuts!

**Do you have any idols?**

Hm....nope!

**How many siblings do you have?**

None!

**Do you think there is a chance you will have any more siblings?**

Maybe...I hope not though!

**What sense of humour do you have?**

People tell me it is a "f\*\*ked up" sense of humour but I don't know what they are talking about.

**Do you know any good puns?**

I know a lot of cat puns!

"Wow this is such a *catastrophe!"*

"You *cat* to be *kitten* me right now!"

"Look at me *meow*!"

And I know some other ones that aren't cat related, of course.

**Do you spell colour with a u or no?**

I spell it with no u!

**What is the first language you learned?**

Sign language! I had hearing problems when I was born, and they lasted until I was 7.

**What is your singing voice like?**

Mine is a contralto!

**What expression do you hold most of the time?**

I like to do a toothy grin most of the time since people are weirded out by my teeth!

**What gestures do you commonly use?**

I sway back and forth a lot, I sometimes flip a coin on my hands on instinct, and I comb my hand through my hair a lot! I used to bite my nails, but after sharpening my teeth I quit that habit.

**Is there anything you always carry on you?**

My phone! It has a cute penguin charm on it too!

**Do you use social media?**

Yes! I have a Twitter!

**What toy did you play with most as a child?**

I...didn't really play as a child....

**Which accomplishment of yours are you most proud of?**

**Who makes you the proudest?**

**If you could be any animal other than a humanoid, what would you be?**

**What are 3 things you would take if your house was burning down?**

**What are 3 things you would take onto an abandoned island?**

**What is the worst thing you have done?**

**What is the worst thing you have seen done?**

**Who did said thing?**

**How is your physical health?**

**Mental health?**

**Do you like debating?**

**What are your thoughts on war?**

**What do you think of gossip?**

**Do you have any secrets? (Don't say what it is, just asking if you have any.)**

**If so, are they dark or embarrassing?**

**What is your biggest regret?**

**What kind of music do you like?**

**Do you have any phobias or fears?**

**What do you think of other's suffering?**

**Your own suffering?**

**Who is the person who has hurt you the most?**

**What would you do if someone you were very close to died from natural causes? (Again, you don't have to say who it is.)**

**What if they were murdered, and you didn't know who the killer was?**

**If you knew who the killer was, and they weren't very close to you?**

**If someone else close you killed them?**

**How would you like to die if you could decide?**

**Are you happy with your life right now?**

***Are you ready for the future?***

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