Appendix G

## Date

Monday, 9/7/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 1:46:40

## Title

**The Day It Was Labor Day And Josh Was Fried After A Long Homestand, But Still Shaved And Helped Mary Throw A Birthday Party With Puppets And Many Different Hats For A 6-Year-Old Whose Name We Didn’t Know How To Spell**

## Link

Facebook Videos:

* G.1: https://facebook.com/1547325062106903
* G.2: https://facebook.com/435338940757982

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “Mary’s writing down the requests and putting them on sticky notes on the board here and if I know it, I’ll play it. Or if I sorta, kinda know it, I’ll fake my way through it, regardless of whether or not I like it.”
* “I’m a little low energy today.”
* “How does this song go? I’ve only played it with the Waco Brothers 88 times. I don’t remember how it goes, though.” (on Plenty Tough And Union Made)
* “I know I’ve played this song before because I remember making fun of it. That’s how I remember whether or not I’ve played a song is whether I’ve ragged on it. I’ve talked about this before so I won’t go into detail (again), but any time a song waxes nostalgic about a guitar, it just feels trite to me.” (on Summer Of ’69)
* “I’m gonna mangle this song and it’s gonna be very embarrassing because Kelly’s watching and then she’s probably gonna call Neko (Case) and be like, ‘You gotta see this, you gotta see Josh mangle this song. We gotta humiliate him.’ Right? That’s what you guys are thinking. I know what you guys are thinking. I’m gonna practice it real fast, so I don’t totally mangle it.” (on Star Witness by Neko Case)
* “What’s this song called, Kelly (Hogan)? It’s one of my all-time favorite songs.” (on Star Witness by Neko Case)
* “I would love to have Neko Case on this show, but she’s not gonna come on this show, right? Like, you’ll see hippos fly before you ever see Neko Case ever come on this show. Am I right about that?” (Chloe Jr. with butterfly wings promptly appears)
* “You would sooner see a Red Sox logo on a roll of toilet paper than you would see John Paul Jones come on this show. That’s all I’m gonna say about that.” (a roll of Red Sox logo toilet paper promptly appears)
* “You know those “mixed nuts” novelty cans that you shake — like ‘Hey, you want some nuts?’ — and then somebody opens it and snakes jump out of it? You’d see one of those, I think, before you would see the Red Sox in the playoffs this year.” (a can of “mixed nuts” promptly appears and is opened)
* “Anytime the boss’ boss notices what you’re doing — and likes it — that’s good. That decreases your odds of getting fired by some percentage.” (on Josh playing the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody at Fenway in three parts over three commercial breaks, drawing praise from a Red Sox higher-up)
* “I warned you guys that I was gonna be fried. And I was fried. I had fun, so I hope you guys had fun. I’m probably gonna go back and watch part of this and realize just how off I am. But if you guys don’t mind, I’ll probably be less off next week because I probably won’t be so fried.” (on doing a show following a homestand of 11 games in 10 days)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter, with VERY UNIQUE hats

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