Johnny

Jonathan Ryan Kingston, better known as Johnny, is a semi-important character in the universe Lucas lives in. Besides Lucas, he is the only character who is obsessed with dish soap.

## Jonathan Ryan Kingston

Johnny yelling at David for questioning Mr. Patrick about why Johnny has so many soaps in the first place.

### Relatives

Lucas (Cousin)Teresa (Aunt) Ted (Uncle) Unknown Parents

## **Background**

Johnny is a character who first made his debut in *Real Life Math Problems.* He appeared in a white shirt with a large piece of paper taped onto the front of it, with his name written in all caps on it.

## **Personality**

He is mild-mannered and polite until someone would question his large stash of dish soap. When Lenny (The First Cashier Who Appeared In Johnny Shopping In The Express Line) asked why he needs so much dish soap, Johnny replied "I always need more dish soap!" before getting irritated at him. He has a weird obsession for dish soap and always has dish soap with him, sometimes pouring some into his hand.

## **First Appearance**

We see him when David asks why Johnny needs so many dish soaps after the teacher reads out the math problem. He says: "Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap...". Johnny responds to David by saying "MIND YO BUSINESS DAVY!!! WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT IT!!! IT'S MY LIFE!!! DAMN!!!". The teacher asks if they were done yelling, and when he says that Johnny gave Gina 6 bottles of dish soap, Johnny gets mad. He yells "6?! I'm not even giving her 1! She ain't bitchin' for none of it!! Hey Gina, STEP YOUR ASS BACK!!!". The teacher yells back "Hey Johnny, give her the dish soaps!!! It's in the problem!!" Johnny replies back after rubbing some dish soap on his face. He said "I can give her some, 'cause I seen her picking her nose earlier!! YEAH, I SEEN THAT GINA!!! YOU AIN'T SLICK!!! DISGUSTING!!!! So get your hand over here and get some soap." Gina then holds out her hand and Johnny begins to pour some onto her hand.

## **Later Appearances**

In Lucas's skit *When Your Parents Only Need You When You're Trying To Rest!*, when Lucas and his mom Teresa are arguing about putting dish soap away, Johnny appears at the top of stairs with him pouring soap into his hand while surrounded by bottles of dish soap. Lucas yelled at his mom "Johnny's the one who likes dish soap!!! Why didn't you ask him to put it up?!" and Teresa yelled, "BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!". We don't see Johnny again.

In the skit *When no one knows what 6 x 3 equals*, Johnny appears as Mr. Patrick begins counting his dish soap to solve the problem. He sits there not saying a word and pours dish soap into his hand.

In Lucas's video *Johnny Shopping in the Express Line*, Johnny is the star of the video. It features him at the grocery store where he can't check out because he has too many dish soaps in the "10 Items or Less Line". The video is showing him struggle and being unable to check out and him arguing with the cashier and manager. He also argues with a customer that was an extra when he didn't get his line "I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!!" right. He ordered the guy to be kicked out before a pair of hands grabs the customer by the ankles and drags him out the door, only to immediately be replaced by a new extra.

## **Trivia**

* He is the semi-important character with the least number of appearances, counting up to 3 appearances.
* Lucas keeps many bottles of dish soap in his house which he uses for Johnny.
* An often gag with Johnny is people questioning why Johnny even needs that many bottles of dish soap.