Batman: Arkham Knight

Batman: Arkham Knight is a game currently being played on The Gopher & Tuk Show. This is a game picked by Tuker Lucy for Gopher to play.

## Let's Play

Giggity Gopher puts the dark in Dark Knight as he plows though enemies enacting his cold vigilante justice. He drives around Gotham City with great disregard for the sanctity of life.

## Quotes

### Episode 1 - I'm the Batman

Giggity Gopher: Is that Stan Lee?

Giggity Gopher: Ghost!

Tuker Lucy: For those who do not know Arkham Knight is the best horror game.

Tuker Lucy: Don't tell me what to do. I'm the Batman.

Tuker Lucy: Unpopular opinion, I love Origins.

Giggity Gopher: Get Judo flipped!

### Episode 2 - Definitely Not Killing People

Giggity Gopher: Alright Grand Theft Auto man lets go!

Giggity Gopher: How do I stop!?

Tuker Lucy: You could hear his neck breaking.

Giggity Gopher: You were green a second ago!

Giggity Gopher: I was just kidnapped by vines.

Tuker Lucy: Your car just ate that person.

### Episode 3 - Holy Side Quest, Batman!

Tuker Lucy: Poison Ivy was in back of The Batmobile the entire time.

Giggity Gopher: This game could tell me all it wants that these people that I run over aren't dead. They're fucking dead!

Giggity Gopher: Can we take a selfie like Logan Paul?

### Episode 4 - Playing Video Games

Giggity Gopher: Okay that's a lot of property damage.

Tuker Lucy: I wonder why kind of porn Batman watches?

Giggity Gopher: Go where I want you to go Batman!

Giggity Gopher: Shut up Robin!

### Episode 5 - Training Day

Giggity Gopher: Evaluate these nuts.

Tuker Lucy: Nobody wants to question the loud ass thud?

Giggity Gopher: Do I need to know all this?

Giggity Gopher: I wonder how often Batman has to hold shits?

Tuker Lucy: He probably shits his suit.

Giggity Gopher: They all sucked it.

Giggity Gopher: I got a point!

Giggity Gopher: Not this Superman 64 shit!

Giggity Gopher: The ground is lava.

### Episode 6 - The Arkham Knight

Giggity Gopher: I'm going to fucking find him and put my penis in him. That's what Batman does right?

Tuker Lucy: Thank you Bruce.

Giggity Gopher: Half and half? Some people call that an Arnold Palmer!

Tuker Lucy: Fuck those people!

Giggity Gopher: Terminal? That was the cancer my dad had!

### Episode 7 - They Mind Me!

Tuker Lucy: I just remembered the Telltale series and how it fucking killed me.

Giggity Gopher: This is what you get for not hearing that.

Tuker Lucy: Bruce you understand how hard a gun is right?

Giggity Gopher: You claim to have a rule there but I don't know!

Giggity Gopher: I'm not going to fucking fall I'm Batman!

Giggity Gopher: I'm not entirely sure what the objective is here.

Tuker Lucy: I swear to god she better not be a Gemini.

Giggity Gopher: You put those fucking guns down!

### Episode 8 - The One With Man Censors

Giggity Gopher: Some interesting stuff happening to you Jason Todd!

Giggity Gopher: You ain't ending nothing!

Giggity Gopher: Why is there a fork?

Giggity Gopher: Hey I push you in the back!

Tuker Lucy: I like Spider-Man

Giggity Gopher: Alright here's your Asian guy.

### Episode 9 - Something Irish

Giggity Gopher: Oh god enemies!

Giggity Gopher: A lot of button mashing.

Giggity Gopher: Ninjas!

Giggity Gopher: He was like a dog who shit on the carpet so I put his nose in the shit.

Tuker Lucy: Some say that's cruel.

Tuker Lucy: You wouldn't do it with a kid. It would be hilarious but you wouldn't do it.

Giggity Gopher: Fucking level ass level up.

Giggity Gopher: That's a ding right there.

Giggity Gopher: I was harmed in the making of this!

Giggity Gopher: Look you don't always have to call it as it is Brandon.

Tuker Lucy: Okay you didn't need to break that window like that on accident.

Giggity Gopher: You're not supposed to be judge, jury and executioner.

Tuker Lucy: All gas is bad gas.

### Episode 10 - Turn-Based Battle

Giggity Gopher: Man Bruce you fucking suck!

Giggity Gopher: Batman does murder people in this.

Giggity Gopher: Why is everybody in this Batman universe stupid?

Giggity Gopher: This is a turn based battle!