Craig

**Craig "Fitness Dad" Cahn** is one of the date able dads in *Dream Daddy*. He's an old college friend and one-time roommate with the player. He was working in California and moved his business to Maple Bay.

**Craig** also appears in the Dream Daddy Comics published by Oni Press.

## Likes / Dislikes

Likes:

* Coaching softball
* Doing push-ups with his daughters on his back
* Brunch with a bro

Dislikes:

* Rest days
* Improper stretching techniques
* When his twins pretend to be each other

## DadBook profile

Dad of three, business entrepreneur, and fitness enthusiast. Juggling work, family, and fitness is a tough gig, but someone's gotta do it!

**On a Friday Night you are most likely to....**

Get one last, good cardio session in

**If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?**

A box of energy bars

**What are your turn-ons?**

a sub six-minute mile

**What did you want to be when you grew up?**

beer pong world champion

**What's your favourite movie genre?**

Buddy cop movies forever

**What's your ideal date?**

scaling a huge, dangerous mountain for fun

**What do you never leave home without?**

an extra tube of energy gel

**I spend a lot of time thinking about:**

My mile time used to be so good. What happened? Have I peaked?

## Conversation Options

#### You ready to kick some butt?

* Gotta stay posi, dude. - Neutral
* With your help, I am. - Like
* H E L P - Dislike

#### That's a good question, bro. What do you think he's doing?

* Training to crush people's skulls with his thighs. - Love
* Using a medieval torture device. - Neutral
* Praying to some sort of Pain God. - Neutral

#### Ah, I keep busy. What do you do for fun?

* I love learning. - Love
* I try to live my life as close to a Jimmy Buffett song as possible. - Neutral
* I check out my hot bod. - Like

### First Date

#### Ask about...

* Ask about coaching softball - Like
* Ask about the business - Like
* Ask about the kids - Like
* That's enough for now - Neutral (skips all three questions)

#### So, the moms can hit on me all they want...

* You're doing a great job - Like
* The right person will come along eventually - Love
* Hit softballs, don't get hit on by moms - Neutral

#### You would be so lucky.

* That was planned - Neutral
* I mean... - Love
* Kissing is for the weak - Like

### Second Date

#### Playground

* Look for clues

* Interrogate Joseph
	+ Alright, thanks for your help.
	+ That sounds a little suspect, Joseph. - Correct

* + - No (yes) - Correct
		- Only if you did something wrong.
		- Thank you for your time, citizen.

* Try to calm River down.
* Move to another part of the park

#### The Field

* Mat and Carmensita.

* Check out those squirrels.
	+ The drinking fountain.
	+ The log.
	+ The tree - Like

* Look for clues. Find Arnold's leg.

* Interrogate River
	+ Good Cop - Like
	+ Bad Cop - Dislike

#### The Woods

* Look for clues

* Interrogate Robert
	+ Be good cop
	+ Be bad cop - Correct

* Go deeper into the woods
	+ Yes - Correct
	+ No

#### The Diner

* Grimy Brunch - Like
	+ Carboload - Neutral
	+ Treat yo'self - Love
	+ I lied
* Bougie Brunch - Neutral

### Third Date

#### Outside

* I got it. - Neutral
* Don't you dare. - Like
* Such a gentleman. - Love

#### But what if there’s a problem

* There won’t be. - Like
* You’ve trained for this. - Neutral
* Reception is the least of our worries. - Dislike

#### Craig immediately begins taking his clothes off

* Look at Craig’s butt - Love
* Don’t Look at Craig’s butt - Neutral

#### You coming or what?

* You got it, chief - Neutral
* Let’s put on a show - Like
* Who needs pants anyway - Neutral

#### You’ve awakened the beast

* Squirt water at him with your hands - Neutral
* Hammerfist - Like
* Dunk him - Love

#### Not so scary now, huh?

* I’ll race you to the top - Correct
* I’ve had enough excitement for today

#### Wanna go again?

* You know it. - Correct
* I’m pretty tired

#### Got one more in you?

* I live for danger - Correct
* I’m ready to throw in the towel

#### Alright, I think that’s my limit.

* Are you kidding? I’ve never felt more alive. - This will lead to an extra scenario.
* You’re right. - Correct

***(Extra: If you keep pushing the wrong answers and keep jumping, your avatar will die and you'll get an achievement: "Cannonball")*** These are the ones you need to select.

* No I'm here to jump.
* There is nothing but the waterfall.

Then you return to the first jump and you can't die again.

#### Give me some moral support.

* You can do it - Neutral
* Never knew a better Craig! - Like and later dislike
* Go overboard with compliments. - Love

#### Do I, though?

* Hell yeah - Like
* Hell yeah, bro - Love

## Date Responses

"That was a gold-medal performance for sure!"
"Wow, that was an amazing day!"

## Trivia

* For Craig’s camping date, the creators watched the movie Brokeback Mountain for inspiration; it didn’t go well as the movie affected them so much emotionally that it took two days before either of them could get back to writing.
* Throughout your interactions with Craig, he reveals that he and the player made their share of mischief during their college years. Including:
	+ Craig smuggling a puppy into their dorm room despite pets not being allowed. He and the player spent the semester making up stories about a mysterious third roommate named Carl and his cough that sounded like a dog’s bark.
	+ The player stealing a new fish from a fish tank at a party after Craig’s fish died.
	+ Craig backflipping off of a roof and into a pool while shotgunning a beer.
	+ Craig and the player escaping a party after the police showed up, but running into them in the parking lot. For half an hour, Craig pretended to be interested in joining the police academy.
* Craig is a great cook. He also has his own fitness smoothie recipe, which to player’s surprise is delicious.
* Craig’s college nickname was “Keg-Stand Craig”.

## Gallery

* Artist: Tyson Hesse

## References

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1. ↑ http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-feature/2017/09/01/whos-your-dream-daddy-game-creators-appear-at-crx