Mikhail Faustin (Funnypasta Version)

Mikhail Faustin is the insane leader of The Faustin Crime Family.

## Overview

Faustin leads the most powerful and dangerous crime syndicate in Empire Bay. Faustin is good friends with Jack Box and supplies Box with protection for all of his restaurants. In exchange, Faustin and his gang are given free access to any Jack In The Box whenever they wish. Interestingly, unlike the other gang leaders, Faustin did not ally himself with Rabe Maniels in The Great Gang War. This is pretty odd since Faustin leads one of the most powerful criminal organisations in the city. Because of this, Faustin and his right-hand man Dimitri Rasaclov were not killed during the baptism like the other gang leaders were because Faustin did not align himself with Rabe Maniels. Faustin established the family sometime in 1998 and over the years that followed several people have joined the ranks of Faustin's outfit including Steve Claude, Andrei Bradford, Derek Pippen, and Sergei. Also despite the Faustin Family mainly consisting of Russians, Faustin has allowed a great deal of non Russians to work in his organisation including Frankely Hott who works for Faustin as a hitman.

## Personality

Faustin is rarely seen in funnypastas and is typically only mentioned. He is described as having a serious temper and also gets very angry when his business associate Mr Haveastock doesn't give him the correct amount of Clubs. Faustin is prone to angry outbursts and appranately suffers from an addiction to chewits which helped brought on his more aggressive personality. He

## Businesses

Faustin controls all of London and Empire Bay's drug trade and as such makes the most money out of all the gangs even more so than Rabe Maniels. His main businesses are drug dealing and extortion. Faustin controls a massive extortion racket which spans across the city. He practically owns the entire neighbourhood of Broker and Kingston as nearly every shop in those two districts provide kickbacks to Faustin and his crew. He also has an investment in Retail Park with Mr Haveastock being a close associate of his. Faustin also has connections to John Claude but it is never made clear what kind of friendship the pair have. Faustin also runs a massive chewits manufacturing plant located in Croydon, and is also a proud investor in Malcom Rosenberg's film company.

## Trivia

* Faustin rarely ever makes a physical appearance in funnypastas, and is typically only mentioned.
* Despite leading one of the most powerful crime syndicates in Great Britain, Faustin did not align himself with Rabe Maniels during The Great Gang War. He also remains loyal to the Resistance and makes peace with them following the deaths of Maniels and Frank Vinci.
* As such, Faustin and his right-hand man Dimitri Rasaclov are the only two rival gang leaders to not be killed during the baptism.
* Despite The Faustin Crime Family being the most powerful crime syndicate in Oliver Charles' funnypastas only a handful of members have been identified.
* Faustin's favourite restaurant is Jack In The Box, and he eats there almost every Friday evening.
* Along with Jack Box, Faustin is also a close friend of Hudge who leads The Bikers Gang. Hudge acts as Faustin's number one supplier and personal enforcer. Faustin is known to call upon Hudge when he has a problem which needs sorting out.
* Faustin was the only one to speak on behalf of the Resistance during the peace summit. His speech on their behalf may have also inspired the Resistance not to kill Faustin and Rasaclov.
* Faustin supplies Neddie with chewits.
* Faustin also owns a massive chewits manufacturing plant located in Croydon.
* He also has an investment in Malcom Rosenberg's film company.

## Gallery

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