Wet Dreamz

## Song by J. Cole

"**Wet Dreamz**" is a song by American rapper J. Cole. It was released as the second single and third track from his third studio album, *2014 Forest Hills Drive*, on April 14, 2015. It samples the 1976 song "Mariya" by Family Circle, while the drum beat samples the 1973 song "Impeach the President" by The Honey Drippers. The track details a fictional anecdote of him losing his virginity to a girl in his math class. He tells the lie of being experienced, and at the very end the girl reveals her lie, where she never had sex before.

## Music video

The accompanying music video, directed by Ryan Staake, depicts a love story between dogs.

## Personnel

* Brian Gardner – mastering engineer
* Charles Simmons – writer
* Jack Mason – assistant recording engineer
* Jermaine Cole – vocals, writer, producer
* Juro "Mez" Davis – mix engineer, recording engineer
* Mark Pitts – producer
* Roy Hammond – writer

## Lyrics

**Lyrics**
[Intro]

Cole

Cole world

Yeah

Let me take y'all back, man

As I do so well

Wadn't nuttin' like that

Man, it wadn't nuttin' like that

[Verse 1]

First time, she was in my math class (Uh-huh)

Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass

Sat beside me, used to laugh, had mad jokes

The teacher always got mad, so we passed notes

It started off so innocent

She had a vibe and a n\*\*\*a started diggin' it, uh

I was a youngin, straight crushin', tryna play the shit cool

But a n\*\*\*a couldn't wait to get to school, ‘cause when I seen

Them thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her

Got me daydreamin', man, what

I'm thinkin' how she rides on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it

Make it hard for me to stand up, as time goes by

Attractions gettin' deep and

Wet dreamin', thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin', I want it bad

And I ain't never been obsessed before

She wrote a note that said, "You ever had sex before?" Damn…

[Chorus]

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

[Verse 2]

I wrote back and said

"Of course I had sex before," knowin' I was frontin'

I said, "I'm like a pro, baby," knowin' I was stuntin'

But if I told the truth, I knew that I'd get played out, son

Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one, but

She don't know that, so she done wrote back and told me

"Oh, you a pro, homie? Well, I want you to show me

My mama gone for the weekend

So Saturday, baby, we can get to freakin'."

That's when my heart start racin' and my body start sweatin'

Baby, you done woke my lil' man up

I'm thinkin' how that body look naked when you layin' on the bed

Teacher, please, don't make me stand up, I wrote back like

"Yeah, baby, sound like a plan."

Still tryna play it cool, sound like the man

But I was scared to death, my n\*\*\*a, my stomach turnin'

Talkin' shit, knowin' damn well I was a virgin, fuck

[Chorus]

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

[Verse 3]

Yeah, you know that feelin' when you

Know you finna bone for the first time?

I'm hopin' that she won't notice it's my first time

I'm hopin' that my shit is big enough to fuck wit'

And most of all I'm prayin', "God, don't let me bust quick"

I'm watchin' pornos, tryna see just how to stroke right

Practice puttin' condoms on—how it go? Right

I'm in her crib, now a n\*\*\*a palm sweatin'

With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection

That's when my hands start touchin' and her face start blushin'

And a n\*\*\*a roll over on top and then she

Get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbin'

On me, ooh girl, don't stop, it's time for action

Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah, just how I practiced

But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said

"I wanna get somethin' off my mental

I can tell you're a pro, but baby, be gentle, 'cause—"

[Chorus]

‘Cause I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

And I ain't never did this before, no

## References

1. ↑ "J Cole Tells the Story of 'Wet Dreamz' Through the Use of Dogs in Its Official Video". *Capital Xtra*. April 21, 2015.