Wixxy quotes

## Tools

* Axe - "Niiiiiiiiiiice."
* Luxury Axe - "The old one was fine, but whatever."
* Shovel - "What's the scoop? Haha! Uncle Wilson, did you like my pun?"
* Regal Shovel - "Not even Uncle Wilson can come up with a pun for this waste of gold."
* Pickaxe - "Geeeeet picky with it! Woohoo!"
* Opulent Pickaxe - "Okay, this seems like the one good thing to use our gold on."
* Hoe - "Pfffft... Um, there's no reason why I'm laughing."
* Luxury Hoe - "Out of all the things we could've done with our gold, we did this?"
* Watering Can - "Hey Wendy, does Abby's flower need any watering?"
	+ Filled - "If I watered Wormwood, would he grow?"
* Razor - "You think I need that?"
* Hammer - "THE WORLD IS MINE, HAHAHA- sorry, Miss Wickerbottom."
* Pitchfork - "Can I write the f-word on the ground?"
* Feather Pencil - "Man, look at this boring old-timey pencil."
* Brush - "Finally, something I can use- what do you mean, it's for the BEEFALO?"
* Saddle - "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I am ON a Beefalo."
* War Saddle - "Great, now I don't have to feel its furry butt."
* Glossamer Saddle - "Was this really worth the butterflies?"
* Saddlehorn - "Is it- Is it food or something?"
* Salt Lick - "Lick it! Lick it! Go on Whitney!"
* Pocket Scale - "Why would we need this?"

## Lights

* Campfire - "We're on fiiiiire, burning desiiiire..."
	+ High - "YEAH! ARSON! ...That's what normal teens say, right?"
	+ Normal - "Sorry Walter, we don't have any marshmallows."
	+ Low - "Aww man, do I *have* to go get fuel?"
	+ Embers - "Fine, fine, I'll go get wood!"
	+ Out - "Dang it."
* Fire Pit - "Young and daaangerous, nothing can chaaange us- what am I singing? Oh, nothing."
	+ High - "I can think of so many fire related songs."
	+ Normal - "Don't look at me like that, Miss Wickerbottom. I don't need to go to sleep."
	+ Low - "Now I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to. W-which I don't!"
	+ Embers - "I'm on it, I guess..."
	+ Out - "Welp, it wasn't me."
* Torch - "Wixxy set a fire and she burned down the house!"
* Miner Hat - "I've never been one for fashion, but this isn't exactly flattering."
* Pumpkin Lantern - "Sorry Wurt, I already carved it! You can do it next time, I promise."
* Lantern - "We're wasting our Light Bulbs on this instead of eating them?"
* Endothermic Fire - "That's trippy. And cold."
	+ High - "I-I'm not sh-shivering, I d-don't need your c-coat Uncle Maxwell..."
	+ Normal - "I h-hate this freakin' fire."
	+ Low - "Oh noooo, we're out of nitre, whatever will we dooooo?"
	+ Embers - "Finally! And I DEFINITELY wasn't cold!"
	+ Out - "YES!"
* Endothermic Fire Pit - "OH COME ON!"
	+ High - "Fine, g-give me the coat..."
	+ Normal - "I don't care h-how useful this thing is, I still hate it."
	+ Low - "Don't blame me for not caring about refueling it."
	+ Embers - "Is there literally ANYTHING else we could be using nitre on?"
	+ Out - "It won't be gone forever."
* Moggles - "BAHAHA! PUT THEM ON, WUXER! DO IT!"
* Mushlight - "I'm not a cottagecore girl."
	+ On - "Nice vibe, I guess."
	+ Burnt - "Oh come on!"
* Glowcap - "Fine, I guess this is kinda nice..."
	+ On - "I do not like it! I'm just sitting by it... For no reason!"
	+ Burnt - "Aww... I mean, fine! Not like I care!"
* Willow’s Lighter - "Aunt Willow! I've gotta return this!"

## Survival

* Backpack - "Great. More space for more useless stuff."
* Piggyback - "I am NOT wearing that."
* Bird Trap - "Here, Uncle Woodie! Let's trap some dumb birds!"
* Bug Net - "Next you'll be handing me a jar for fireflies. I'm not a child."
* Fishing Rod - "Fishing is the second-most boring sport in the world, behind golf."
* Straw Roll - "I'm not... Tired... Zzz..."
* Fur Roll - "I'm not a kid! I don't need a bedtime!"
* Tent - "Wonder how easily I could sneak out..."
	+ Burnt - "I could sneak out real easy, now."
* Trap - "Don't bait it, just put this on top of the hole."
* Honey Poultice - "Do I... Eat it? Can I lick it?"
* Healing Salve - "I'm fine! It... It's just a scratch!"
* Umbrella - "Just siiiiiiingin' in the rain, siiiiiiingin' in the rain..."
* Compass - "Only lame nerds know how to use this. Sorry not sorry, Uncle Wilson."
	+ Broken - "Whiiiiiitney? I broke it..."
* Bundling Wrap - "Webber! C'mere! We're gonna do an experiment!"
* Bundled Supplies - "I don't remember what's in it. I'm gonna drop-kick it."
* Insulated Pack - "Lame."
* Luxury Fan - "Wow, this could probably blow the kids over."
* Siesta Lean-to - "I don't need NAPS! I'm not Wendy's age!"
	+ Can’t sleep - "I don't need this."
	+ Monsters - "This isn't a good hiding spot. N-NOT THAT I'M SCARED!!!"
	+ Hungry - "Unless there's a chocolate bar in there, it won't do me a bit of good."
	+ Cave - "Don't want to."
	+ Burnt - "Welp."
* Thermal Stone - "A rock. A rock is gonna keep me warm."
	+ Hot - "Son of a bi... Biscuit! I just burned myself!"
	+ Warm - "Mmm... It's nice... I-I don't like it or anything!"
	+ Cold - "Aaaaand it's ruined."
	+ Frozen - "Cold, cold, it's FREAKING COLD!"
* Pretty Parasol - "I hate this thing, so so so much."
* Telltale Heart - "Is this magic, science, or a trippy mix of both?"
* Booster Shot - "Nope, nope, NOPE, absolutely not! GET THAT THING AWAY!"
* Waterballoon - "Fine, I'll play with you, Webber."
* Whirly Fan - "Woo."
	+ Broken - "It wasn't that cool to begin with."
* Flare - "Fwoosh! Vwamoosh!"
* Sea fishing Rod - "This doesn't make fishing any less boring."
* Tilweed Salve - "The heck is that?"
* Bernie - "I wonder if... Aunt Willow would let me borrow him sometime..."
	+ Active - "High five, li'l dude!"
	+ BERNIE! - "YEEEAH! LET'S GO BIG DUDE!"
	+ Broken - "...I-I don't care..."
* Chef Pouch - "I don't wanna break any of Uncle Warly's stuff."
* Tent Roll - "Is it a pillow? What, it's the whole TENT? In that little thing?!"
* Camper’s Tent - "Great job, li'l bro!"
* Seed Pack-It - "Great. Seeds. Woo."

## Food

* Crock Pot (empty) - "All I can make is crappy packaged ramen."
	+ Crock Pot (cooking, long time left) - "OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO BORING."
	+ Crock Pot (cooking, short time left) - "ARE YOU ALMOST DONE?"
	+ Crock Pot (finished) - "FINALLY."
	+ Crock Pot (failed to add item) - "I'm... Pretty sure that's not how you cook."
* Bee Box - "Barry? Is that you?"
	+ Bee Box (no honey) - "I wonder if I squish the bees, honey would come out faster?"
	+ Bee Box (some honey) - "Looks like the motivation is working. Heh heh."
	+ Bee Box (full of honey) - "Are *you* sure that bees don't just poop the honey?"
* Farm - "I don't want to."
	+ Farm (growing) - "Why do I have to do this? I don't want to get in the dirt!"
	+ Farm (finished) - "Oh great, now I have to eat my vegetables."
	+ Farm (needs fertilizer) - "Oh *heck* nah."
* Ice Box - "Pretty chill in there."
* Drying Rack - "A 'drying' rack, huh? I wonder what I have to do with it. I wonder."
	+ Drying Rack (drying) - "The 'drying' rack is 'drying'. A miracle of science."
	+ Drying Rack (finished) - "I'm gonna be honest, I kinda expected it to not work."
	+ Drying Rack (non-meat drying) - "Why are we drying... This?"
	+ Drying Rack (non-meat done) - "That actually dried?!"
	+ Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain) - "I don't know what I was expecting to happen, trying to *dry* something in the *rain*."
* Bucket-o-Poop - "Absolutely not. ABSOLUTELY NOT."
* Mushroom Planter (empty) - "It's... Just a box, right now. Just a straight-up box."
	+ Mushroom Planter (some) - "Oh great, it's still just a box, just with some shrooms in it."
	+ Mushroom Planter (lots) - "Wow, it's actually growing a lot!"
	+ Mushroom Planter (stuffed) - "Not it for picking them."
	+ Mushroom Planter (rotten) - "Barf, it's all rotten!"
	+ Mushroom Planter (burnt) - "At least I don't need to pick them now."
	+ Mushroom Planter (snow covered) - "I don't know why we have these planted in the winter."

## Characters

* Wilson - "Sup, ner- I mean, Uncle Wilson."
	+ Attacker - "Uncle Wilson, you're scaring me..."
	+ Murderer - "Uncle Wilson, how could you?!"
	+ Reviver - "That's Uncle Wilson for you!"
	+ Ghost - "Oh... Oh no..."
	+ Firestarter - "I wanna help you light fires! Come on!"
* Willow - "Aunt Willow! Wanna go light something on fire?"
	+ Attacker - "Lighter. Down. Now."
	+ Murderer - "No more mercy for you, Aunt Willow."
	+ Reviver - "Putting those skills to good use!"
	+ Ghost - "Please... No..."
	+ Firestarter - "Niiiiiiiiiiiiice."
* Wolfgang - "Sup, Uncle Wolfgang. No, that wasn't sassy."
	+ Attacker - "Stay away! Don't hurt me!"
	+ Murderer - "You're too strong for your own good."
	+ Reviver - "Great job! No, that wasn't sassy either!"
	+ Ghost - "No, he can't be..."
	+ Firestarter - "I know you're an adult, but are you allowed to be doing that?"
* Wendy - "Hey, sis. How's Abby doing?"
	+ Attacker - "Sis, this isn't going to help you!"
	+ Murderer - "Sis, this won't bring her back!"
	+ Reviver - "I know, I know, I wish we could bring her back too..."
	+ Ghost - "Not you too..."
	+ Firestarter - "Was I really... That bad of an influence?"
	+ Abigail - "Ghost-sis! I missed you!"
* WX-78 - "Huh? Oh, it's you. Sorry, I was ignoring you."
	+ Attacker - "I'm sorry for ignoring you! Please stop!"
	+ Murderer - "And here I thought you might have a heart after all."
	+ Reviver - "Haha, so you DO care! Suckerrrrr!"
	+ Ghost - "I'll never do anything mean to you again, just come back..."
	+ Firestarter - "Quick, let's go find someone to blame for this."
* Wickerbottom - "\*sigh\* Hello, Miss Wickerbottom. Yes, I'm standing up straight."
	+ Attacker - "Quit it, Wicker-butt! I won't listen to you anymore!"
	+ Murderer - "I did my best for you, and this is what I get?"
	+ Reviver - "Thanks, Aunt Wick- I mean, Miss Wickerbottom."
	+ Ghost - "No, no, I never wanted this..."
	+ Firestarter - "Oh, so YOU can light fires, but I can't?!"
* Woodie - "Hey, Uncle Woodie. Hey, Aunt Lucy."
	+ Attacker - "Don't use Aunt Lucy for that!"
	+ Murderer - "Aunt Lucy, please, get away from him!"
	+ Reviver - "Thanks, Uncle Woodie! Thanks, Aunt Lucy!"
	+ Ghost - "You promised you wouldn't..."
	+ Firestarter - "Isn't that kinda the opposite of chopping?"
	+ Beaver - "HOLY CRUD BALLS- it's you?!"
		- Ghost - "You can die in that form?!
	+ Moose - "No, Webber, you can NOT climb on his antlers."
		- Ghost - "Aw man."
	+ Goose - "Hahaha, you didn't tell me that was a part of your curse!"
		- Ghost - I thought you were unstoppable like this!"
	+ "Lu-Lu-Lu-Lu-Lucy! Sounds like a sick beat!" -Lucy
* Wes - "Wes! My main mime man!"
	+ Attacker - "Of all of them, I didn't expect it to be you."
	+ Murderer - "I regret everything. Even meeting you."
	+ Reviver - "My main mime man comes in clutch!"
	+ Ghost - "I'll get you back..."
	+ Firestarter - "You're gonna melt your face paint off, you know."
* Maxwell - "Hey, Uncle Maxy! I'm ready for my magic lesson!"
	+ Attacker - "I'll give you one more chance."
	+ Murderer - "I trusted you. I trusted you more than anyone."
	+ Reviver - "Please Uncle Maxy, don't let them kill me again..."
	+ Ghost - "Not you... Don't leave me..."
	+ Firestarter - "You'll never change, will you?"
* Wagstaff - "Hello, Uncle Wagstaff. No, I still don't want to learn about how to build a radio."
	+ Attacker - "Just because I didn't listen doesn't mean you should do this!"
	+ Murderer - "I'll never ignore you, I'll build the radio, just stop!"
	+ Reviver - "Huh. Maybe I will listen next time. Nah, probably not."
	+ Ghost - "Please, I'll listen this time, come back..."
	+ Firestarter - "If it'll get him to stop... Hey, Uncle Wagstaff, how do you build a radio?"
* Wigfrid - "The star herself."
	+ Attacker - "I know you're a good actor, but please break character..."
	+ Murderer - "You aren't my sister. I won't hold back."
	+ Reviver - "Nice job, Wiggy! Haha, that's what I'm calling you from now on.
	+ Ghost - "We can be sisters when you get back, I promise..."
	+ Firestarter - "Huh, I didn't know Valkyries did that."
* Webber - "My favorite brother!"
	+ Attacker - "Fight the spider, bro! Don't let it control you!"
	+ Murderer - "I can't kill you, please just stop..."
	+ Reviver - "Good job, li'l bro. I'm proud."
	+ Ghost - "Please... Come back..."
	+ Firestarter - "Nice, li'l bro! I mean... Not good. Don't do that. \*wink\*"
* Walani - "Ayy, the second-coolest person here!"
	+ Attacker - "Less cool. Way less cool."
	+ Murderer - "I take it back! You suck!"
	+ Reviver - "Gnarrrrly! Man, you rock!"
	+ Ghost - "You'll come back, right...?"
	+ Firestarter - "Don't surfers hate fire?"
* Warly - "Sup, Uncle Warly. \*cough\* Lay off the spices, wouldja?"
	+ Attacker - "You're getting a little too big for your toque, jerk."
	+ Murderer - "I'll kill you with your own paring knife."
	+ Reviver - "Cooking up hearts, yeah? I like it!"
	+ Ghost - "You don't smell like spices anymore..."
	+ Firestarter - "Shouldn't the fire stay IN the crock pot?"
* Wilbur - "Ooo-oo-ooh? No, this is stupid."
	+ Attacker - "Chill out, monkey bro!"
	+ Murderer - "Laws of the jungle don't apply anymore!"
	+ Reviver - "You're pretty cool, for a monkey."
	+ Ghost - "Please let the heart save you..."
	+ Firestarter - "HOW DOES A MONKEY KNOW HOW TO SET FIRES?!"
* Woodlegs - "Oh gosh, not him, he's loud- hi, Uncle Woodlegs."
	+ Attacker - "Are all pirates selfish jerks, or just you?"
	+ Murderer - "It's official, I hate pirates. Including you."
	+ Reviver - "Man, pirates are cool if they can do that!"
	+ Ghost - "I should've listened..."
	+ Firestarter - "Is that a thing pirates do?"
* Wilba - "Sup, li'l piggy sis."
	+ Attacker - "You're just another one of them, aren't you?"
	+ Murderer - "You'll never be more to me then just a dumb pig."
	+ Reviver - "Nice job, li'l piggy sis!"
	+ Ghost - "You're still my sis, please come back..."
	+ Firestarter - "Oooh, good job!"
* Wormwood - "Hey, li'l bro! How are you?"
	+ Attacker - "I know you're lonely, but don't take it out like this!"
	+ Murderer - "I'll bring them all back for you, just please stop!"
	+ Reviver - "That's my bro! C'mere, I'm gonna give you a hug. Don't run away."
	+ Ghost - "I'll stay with you, okay? For as long as it takes..."
	+ Firestarter - "HOW DOES A PLANT LIGHT FIRES?!"
* Wheeler - "The amazing Aunt Wheeler! Let's go on an adventure!"
	+ Attacker - "Not you. Not like this. Don't you dare."
	+ Murderer - "I need to stop caring for people. They're all jerks like you."
	+ Reviver - "Teach me how to do that! C'mon!"
	+ Ghost - "No, you said you'd never..."
	+ Firestarter - "Man, you did that real quick!"
* Winona - "Sup Aunt Winona, I'm ready to help out."
	+ Attacker - "Don't be like your sister!
	+ Murderer - "I guess being a horrible person runs in the family."
	+ Reviver - "Man, you should teach Charlie how to do stuff like this."
	+ Ghost - "Don't leave, stay with us..."
	+ Firestarter - "Can I throw in your tape and see what it looks like?"
* Wortox - "Hello, Wortoy. Wortson? Right, Wortox. Haha, JK!"
	+ Attacker - "I can't ignore this behavior."
	+ Murderer - "Once an imp, always an imp. You'll never change."
	+ Reviver - "Wow, Wortox! Dang it, I used the right name."
	+ Ghost - "I still care for you, please forgive me..."
	+ Firestarter - "Hey... Can I help?"
* Wurt - "Hey, li'l sis! What's up?"
	+ Attacker - "Sis, this isn't the swamp anymore."
	+ Murderer - "I should've known. You're just a stupid merm."
	+ Reviver - "Nice job, sis! You're learning!"
	+ Ghost - "Please... Let the heart work on merms..."
	+ Firestarter - "No, you want to hold the torch at this angle for the best fire."
* Walter - "Sup, li'l bro. Sup, Woby."
	+ Attacker - "Don't use your skills for this, li'l bro."
	+ Murderer - "Call Woby off or I'll kill both of you."
	+ Reviver - "Putting those badges to good use!"
	+ Ghost - "No... Not him too..."
	+ Firestarter - "Better run, I think Whitney's coming to tell you off!"
* Wanda - "Don't forget Aunt Wanda, you owe me a magic lesson."
	+ Attacker - "The timelines have driven you crazy!"
	+ Murderer - "Don't come near me unless you want to get wrecked."
	+ Reviver - "Even after all this time, you're still just as nice."
	+ Ghost - "Not now... Not after all this time..."
	+ Firestarter - "How did you do it so well?!"
* Whitney - "Sup, newbie. Like your hat, I guess."
	+ Attacker - "Better turn back now, newbie."
	+ Murderer - "You hurt my family. Time for the payback."
	+ Reviver - "You're pretty cool for a newbie! Thanks, Whitney!"
	+ Ghost - "Don't panic, Whitney. Happens all the time."
	+ Firestarter - "Is this a part of 'a proper tea time'?
* Wuxer - "Hey, another newbie! Do you know any magic?"
	+ Attacker - "I really need to stop trusting newbies."
	+ Murderer - "You were good as dead the second you raised your spear."
	+ Reviver - "So you DO know magic! Can you teach me?"
	+ Ghost - "Quit looking at me like that, I'm getting the heart!"
	+ Firestarter - "You're really good! Let me see!"

## Extra

(Some from @Krushaofworlds, some from me)

* Wilson to Wixxy: "Hello there, are you ready to hear about science? No? Okay."
* Willow to Wixxy: "Hey Wix, let's light some fires!"
* Wolfgang to Wixxy: "Hello sass girl. You need help reaching high spot again?"
* Wendy to Wixxy: "Hi, sis- Wixxy."
* WX-78 to Wixxy: "AH, THE ADOLESCENT WASTE OF SPACE. HELLO."
* Wickerbottom to Wixxy: "Hello, dear. Don't slouch, now, and go wash that dirt off your face."
* Woodie to Wixxy: "Hey, kiddo! C'mere, Lucy's been talking about you all day!"
* Wes to Wixxy: \*Aggressive dance\*
* Maxwell to Wixxy: "Hello, dear girl. Are you ready for our little lesson?"
* Wagstaff to Wixxy: "If you were a robot, you could be WX-Y. Wanna learn about radios?"
* Wigfrid to Wixxy: "Greetings, small sister mortal."
* Webber to Wixxy: "Hello! Do you want to play with us?"
* Walani to Wixxy: "Sup, li'l dude. How's it hanging?"
* Warly to Wixxy: "Bonjour, chere fille! Here to assist again?"
* Wilbur to Wixxy: \*Aggressive monkey-ing\*
* Woodlegs to Wixxy: "Warharhar! Ahoy, little scallywag!"
* Wilba to Wixxy: "FAVORITE SISTER UNPIG!"
* Wormwood to Wixxy: "Cool hair sister!"
* Wheeler to Wixxy: "Hey-hey, there's my first mate! You ready for an adventure?"
* Winona to Wixxy: "Wix! Glad you're here. Hold this for me?"
* Wortox to Wixxy: "You'll pay for making fun of me, oh yes, you will... Hyu hyu hyu..."
* Wurt to Wixxy: "Hello, sis! Florp! Can you read book?"
* Walter to Wixxy: "Sis! C'mere, I had the greatest idea for a story tonight!"
* Wanda to Wixxy: "She's a bit enthusiastic, but that's fine. Oh botheration, I forgot her lesson!!"

## Events

### Hallowed Nights

* Candy Bag - "Okay, maybe I can act like a kid for just one night."
* Candy Apple - "Too healthy! Give me the real candy!"
* Candy Corn - "Phew, not healthy."
* Catcoon Candy - "What the..."
* Choco Pigs - "Oh no, my one weakness..."
* Ghost Pop - "Sure Wendy, I guess we can split it."
* Tentacle Lolli - "Nope nope nope, looks too much like a tentacle for my liking."
* Gummy Spider - "Webber? You okay over there?"
* Jelly Worm - "Hey kids! Watch me eat this worm!"
* Not-So-Candy Corn - "What the- WUXER! DID YOU REPLACE MY CANDY?!"
* Raisins - "Baaaarf."
* “Raisins” - "Didn't think it was possible for these to get worse."
* Candy Lice - "Are we sure it's candy?"
* Otherworldly Jawbreaker - "Those things take too long to eat."
* Lava Pepper - "I'M NOT CRYING!!!"
* Broken Stake - "Isn't that just a snapped twig?"
* Cubic Zirkonia Ball - "Oooooo, what does it do? Aunt Wanda, can you see stuff in it?"
* Empty Elixir - "Huh, looks like somebody drank it all. N-not that I was thinking of drinking it anyways!"
* Faux Fangs - "Looks like this is my costume. Woo."
* Monkey Paw - "High five!"
* Spider Ring - "Wow, thanks Webber."
* Binoculars - "I really don't care."
* Lone Glove - "I still don't care.
* Snail Scale - "I hate being weighed. Society sucks."
* Goop Canister - "Oh I'm totally gonna drink it."
* Toy Cobra - "Huh, wonder if the kids would like this."
* Crocodile Toy - "WHITNEY I SWEAR TO THEM GET AWAY FROM ME-"
* Broken Terrarium - "Aw. Welp, that's that."
* Odd Radio - "Just like what brought me here. I hope it doesn't take me back."
* Broken Hairdryer - "Is it that hard just to get one thing to take care of hair?"
* Mad Scientist Lab - "Fine, Uncle Wilson, show me what you can do."
* Bat Decoration - "Oh, it's fake. I wasn't scared or anything!"
* Crow Decoration - "Wow."
* Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration - "Can we please take these down? Please?"
* Ghost Decoration - "Great job, li'l sis!"
* Spider Decoration - "I want to join in on the pranks!"
* Bats from tree - "I don't like that. Nope, nope, nope."

### Winter's Feast

* Gift Wrap - "I've never been good with wrapping, but I'll try!"
* Gift - "Wait... For me? It's been so long since I've gotten one..."
* Festive Tree Planter - "Deck the halls with boughs of holly!"
	+ Burnt - "Well, screw being jolly."
	+ Sapling - "Falalalalalalalala..."
* Winter Feast Tree - "I'm so glad to be here with you all."
	+ Burning - "There has to be something we can do to stop it!!"
	+ Burnt - "..."
* Gingerbread Cookie - "Nice! No gender!"
* Eternal Fruitcake - "How about we feed it to a pig? It'll be funny!"
* Sugar Cookie - "No, I didn't take these from a jar!"
* Candy Cane - "For me? You sure?"
* Chocolate Log Cake - "Call dibs on the middle frosting! Haha!"
* Plum Pudding - "What is this?"
* Apple Cider - "Ooo, I really like this!"
* Hot Cocoa - "Hey! I think Walter got more whipped cream then me!"
* Heavenly Eggnog - "I've never had this before."
* Festive Bauble - "Don't drop it don't drop it don't drop it..."
* Festive Light - "You put lights on the tree?"
* Magnificent Adornment - "Who made these?"
* Champion Adornment - "And then I was like BAM and then it went BOOM!"
* Appeasing Adornment - "I hope they're okay, wherever they are."
* Winter’s Feast Table - "Huh, a table."
	+ With food - "Can we eat now? How about now?"
	+ Wrong food - "Uh... Uncle Warly?"
	+ Burnt - "Looks like I'll never have a family dinner... It doesn't matter."
* Merry Berrysauce - "I would like it if I didn't know what was in it."
* Bibingka - "Uh..."
* Cabbage Rolls - "Yes, I'm eating my vegetables!"
* Festive Fish Dish - "Looks... Festive?"
* Good Gravy - "Is it okay if I don't have gravy?"
* Latkes - "Can I have more?"
* Lutefisk - "Sure, I'll try it."
* Mulled Punch - "Am I allowed to drink this?"
* Panettone - "What's a panettone?"
* Pavlova - "Pav-a-what-now?"
* Pickled Herring - "Nah."
* Polish Cookies - "I should share, I guess..."
* Pumpkin Pie - "Wish it was in cookie-form."
* Roasted Turkey - "Woah... Is this, like, traditional?"
* Stuffing - "What is it?"
* Sweet Potato Casserole - "Can I just have the marshmallows?"
* Tamales - "Dibs on the... Not-spicy ones!"
* Touriere - "Is this traditional too?"
* Gingerbread Pig - "OH MY GOSH IT'S A COOKIE."
* Gingerbread House - "Pleeease let me take just one bite?"
* Gingerbread Varg - "I'll never eat another cookie again! Or at least the gingerbread ones!"
* Cookie Crumbles - "Aww."
* Holiday Cheer - "...I've never had holiday cheer before."

## Dress

* Sewing Kit - "OW! I pricked my finger..."
* Rabbit Earmuffs - "I don't know if I like this."
* Straw Hat - "I kinda... Like it?"
* Beefalo Hat - "I'd rather freeze. Really."
* Beekeeper Hat - "Uhhh... Where's the head-hole?"
* Feather Hat - "You're crazy if you think I'm putting that on."
* Winter Hat - "I like the little pom-pom."
* Top Hat - "Do I look like Uncle Maxwell?"
* Dapper Vest - "Yes, yes, charmed I'm sure. And other old-people phrases."
* Breezy Vest - "I dunno if this works."
* Puffy Vest - "I bet I could run into a tree and be fine with the amount of puff."
* Bush Hat - "Now you see me? Now you don't!"
* Garland - "Nope. This is fire fuel now."
* Walking Cane - "What does this- I'M FAST NOW!"
* Cat Cap - "It's scarily fuzzy."
* Fashion Melon - "Not even going to glorify that with a quote."
* Ice Cube - "It's dripping on me..."
* Rain Coat - "C'mon kids! Let's go show those puddles who's boss!"
* Rain Hat - "It's a little big."
* Summer Frest - "Why not just hold up a giant sign saying 'HERE I AM'!"
* Floral Shirt - "It's got flowers. I hate flowers."
* Eyebrella - "...You know what, give me the flower parasol."
* Hibearnation Vest - "It's like I'm wearing a blanket."
* Fashion Goggles - "These will never be fashionable."
* Desert Goggles - "They kind of pinch."
* Funcap - "I like it. Not a lot, just a little."
* Sea Wreath - "Ewewewew it feels weird!"
* Astroggles - "...A potato?"
* Clever Disguise - "Sure, sis, I'll come meet your friends!"
* Pinetree Pioneer Hat - "Sorry, bro, think I'm a little too old for the scouts."

## Magic

* Meat Effigy - "Is this magic or just being a narcissist?"
	+ Burnt - "Didn't like it anyways."
* Prestihatitator - "So the hat is for... Oh! Magic stuff, of course."
	+ Burnt - "...There go my lessons."
* Shadow Manipulator - "The shadows are happy. I can feel them."
	+ Burnt - "I'm scared... The shadows..."
* Pan Flute - "My mic is better!"
* Night Light - "It doesn't feel right."
* Night Armor - "It's so cold."
* Dark Sword - "I-I can't seem to put it down..."
* One-man Band - "As if the kids weren't noisy enough."
* Bat Bat - " Bat bat bat bat bat!"
* Belt of Hunger - "I'm not wearing that."
* Chilled Amulet - "Brrrr."
* Nightmare Amulet - "I can feel the shadows creeping towards my heart."
* Life Giving Amulet - "Let's go test it out! Yolo!"
* Fire Staff - "Oh yeah, a lightsaber!"
* Ice Staff - "A... Freezing lightsaber?"
* Telelocator Staff - "Telelocat-a-what-what?"
* Telelocator Socket - "Y'know, purple's my favorite color."
	+ Full - "More purple."
* Telelocator Focus - "Alright, what's next Aunt Wanda?"
	+ Full - "So I just..."
* Old Bell - "I wanna ring it."
* Ocuvigil - "I'm not even going to ask."
* Moon Dial - "The moon's still the moon, right?"
	+ New - "No moon at all, I guess."
	+ Waxing - "Hey! There's the moon."
	+ Full - "Is it night or day?"
	+ Waning - "Aaaaand there it goes."
	+ Cave - "Dude. We're in a cave."
	+ Moonstorm -  "I feel fear."
* The Lazy Deserter - "What?"
	+ Open - "Hey- WHAT?"
* Kitschy Beaver - "Pffft."
* Kitschy Goose - "No, I'm not laughing at you, Uncle Woodie!"
* Kitschy Moose - "HAHAHA! Sorry!"
* Wixxy’s Microphone - "I feel your heeeeart beat to the beat of the drums!"

## Fight

* Spear - "No, you don't need to put a safety on it, Uncle Wilson!"
* Ham Bat - "Am I supposed to eat it or fight with it?"
* Boomerang - "Do I throw it like..."
	+ Hit self - "Owowow!"
* Blow Dart - "Boop."
* Sleep Dart - "Sleepy boop."
* Fire Dart - "Hopefully I'm pointing it the right way?"
* Football Helmet - "Bonk hat."
* Grass Suit - "Is this just to make me more flammable?"
* Log Suit - "This is protective. Suuuuuure."
* Marble Suit - "I don't need help! I can walk just fine!"
* Bee Mine - "A-pew-pew-buzz-buzz!"
* Tooth Trap - "I'm scared I'm gonna step on one by accident."
* Scalemale - "Flattering."
* Morning Star - "Now this is a lightsaber!"
* Weather Pain - "Isn't this the roof-thingy?"
* Electric Darts - "Buzzy boop."
* Tail o’ Three Cats - "I really hope that's not made of real cat tails."
* Napsack - "I think I dropped it."
* Cookie Cutter Cap - "Miss Wickerbottom? I got it stuck in my hair..."
* Strident Trident - "Aw yeah! Sick!"
* Battle Helm - "Wigfrid! You dropped this!"
* Battle Spear - "Wow, it's spikier than normal spears."
* Trusty Slingshot - "Sure, Walter, I'd love to learn how to use it."