Key Events

## Seasons

The dating and separation of events on r/DreamSMP is done according to

* S1 - **Nov 5 - Feb 12**
* S2 - **Feb 12 - May 20**
* S3 - **May 20 - Sep 25**
* S4 - **Sep 25 - Jan 28**
* S5 - **Jan 28 - Present**

## The Great Cleansing - S3

Upon the announcement of the 3rd Assignment of New Authoritarian Powers, over 100 people were purged mysteriously from the server, as a result of the new moderators possessing a natural aura known only as "basedness" that repels its direct antivalent, "cringe", It is widely believed that these 100+ people had the cringe aura and the sheer magnitude of the new moderator's basedness was enough to purge them from existence, resulting in the server having a higher percentage of those known as the "based."

## The First Deployment Of The Vanguard Twitch Chat Schlarmy - S2

The 1st Squadrant of the Vanguard Twitch Chat Smug Schlatt Army (colloquially known as the Schlarmy) was first deployed on the 1st of May 2021 in retaliation to Bacon (in the form of a stan in support of the romantic relationship between Dream and GeorgeNotFound) holding several server members hostage. Due to the particular nature of DNF stans,, they are repelled by the sight of JSchlatt. The server's Twitch Chat legion banded together and assumed Schlatt's identity, the combined force of which expurgated the DNF stan tendencies from Bacon

## The Grind of The New Ages - S2

On the 3rd of May 2021, Bacon, noticing the dwindling sanity of the server's #1 at the time, WindMilk, took it upon himself to reclaim the mantle of #1 from WindMilk's tyrannical hands. Bacon, through extensive calculations and research, was capable of exploiting the AI of Atlas to begin The Grind, wherein he utilised bot-commands to earn well over 60,000 experience in order to catch up, spending over 6d 9h 23m total. Bacon's hard work shortly paid off as in just a week he had claimed the title of #1 and WindMilk was sent to have frequent sessions with a licensed psychotherapist

## The Death and Resurrection of Melatone - S2

A considerable amount of time had passed since Melatone's last appearance on the server. This combined with the complete lack of interaction outside of the server confines lead to Melatone being declared missing and presumed to be dead. An unknown entity reappeared on the server on the 6th of May claiming to be Melatone. After some verification it was discovered that an attempt had been made on Melatone's life, leaving his original account in a state of irreparable damage, prompting the creation of a new account. Melatone shortly made his mark on the server and quickly rose to join the Twitch Chats

## The Great Divergence - S2

Roughly 2 months after the creation of Discount SMP, the moderators came to a mutual agreement (that may or may not have been fueled by a societal prejudice against the unwhitelisted) and utilised the sheer magnitude of their power to split DiscountSMP from r/DreamSMP into its own separate server to live out the rest of its limited days.

## The Great VC Night - S2

On the 24th of February 2021, following a "This is so sad, Alex play Despacito" joke from WindMilk, he entered General and instructed Rythm to play Despacito. Soon after the song neared its end, Nancy joined the voice channel and began singing, to which WindMilk responded that the quality of her vocals was comparable to the agonised wails of a hog in labour. Nancy then proceeded to instruct WindMilk to move vcs via text chat, alerting a large audience to the site of the incident. Following consent from Floffah to unleash her tirade, Nancy began senselessly spewing random vulgar and almost said the r slur twice on record. Sensing the tension, James and Liam began the Serenade of The Tin Whistle, wherein Nancy's goat-ish cries were suppressed and dampened by the beautiful melodies of the tin whistle. Whenever Nancy attempted to speak over the tin whistle she was instructed to relax and was politely asked to remain silent. The rest of the night was used to listen to music

The following day on the 25th Nancy attempted to regain her dignity by orchestrating a diss track to combat the immense power of the tin whistle. Nancy fought valiantly but in the end, her diss track only resonated a cringe aura to the basedness of the tin whistle.

## The Assignment of New Authoritarian Powers

### The 1st Assignment - S1

On the 4th of January 2021, 4 new moderators were chosen to help guide the server into a new age of moderation and to assist Floffah and Triassic. These moderators were: Mary, Sandy, Mugget and Sylver, particularly Mary and Sandy as Mary would move on to become an Admin and Sandy has an incredible potent aura of basedness.

### The 2nd Assignment - S2

On the 28th of April, 6 new moderators were chosen, mostly to assist with the dutiful task that was moderating the subreddit, as it had over 50x the number of members as the discord server however these moderators may also be seen lurking in the Discord server. These moderators were: thatbirchtree, u/Saffyyyyy, u/iamhappymoth, u/DaLeafall, Didgerdiojejsjfkw and nexerxe

### The 3rd Assignment - S3

On the 20th of May, 3 new moderators were chosen to help moderate the Discord server which had been suffering several attacks from raiders that were being deployed from an unknown hate group. These 3 moderators were: Bacon, Seamoose and Bernice. The raw based aura of these 3 combined was enough to cause the Great Cleansing and they've been responsible for the dispatching of several raiders.

### The 4th Assignment - S3

On the 14th of June, 2 new moderators were chosen to fill the role of Bacon as he covered over 12 hours of moderation on the discord server and would soon take up an internship. These new moderators were: Simp and Dosmoss.

## The Election - S3

On 7 July 2021, the server held an election to decide its new president.

The candidates were:

**Deluded2021:** Led by Mary

**Moose2021:** Led by Seamoose and Bacon

**Food2021:** Led by Apple and the Pink Knights

**PCR2021:** Led by Kactos and Dosmoss

Milkman News was reporting on the incident and pushing Moose2021 propaganda. Milk disappeared shortly after this event, believed to have committed suicide over the massive L caused by Moose2021's loss.

Deluded2021 won with 31 votes, 12 more than Moose2021, making Mary and Seamoose President and Vice President respectively. True to his word, Seamoose deleted Twitter from his phone.

## Mary4Owner - S3

On 14 June 2021, after many political campaigns started by BadLands and Floffah being deemed unfit to be the server owner due to his general lunacy and disgusting subway sandwiches, Mary was declared the owner of r/DreamSMP. The wisdom behind this decision is often debated as Mary soon enacted a brutal democracy and server quality of life plummeted severely

## The Baconing - S3

On 31 August 2021, multiple server members donned Bacon's appearance to cause her suffering, The members involved were: Bacon, Wind, Han, Slow and Kactos. The purpose of this endeavour was likely for blackmail screenshots of "Bacon" saying sketchy shit.

## Server Reboot - S3

On 29 June 2021, a massive change was made to the server with it being completely remastered and changed to be more convenient and fit with the new threads update to Discord. People were localised to Daycare and were forced to sit there for a day as the moderators reworked the server. In the end several channels entered a hidden category called The Bin(TM) and were replaced by several other channels and/or threads. The replaced channels were:

#Off-Topic

#Off-Topic-2

#Tierlists

#Quotes

#Subreddit-Discussio

#Theories-And-Predictions

#Submissions

#Art-Channel

#Spoilers-Here

#Livestream-Chat

## Hunger Games Inception - S3

On 21 June 2021, Bernice had the idea to create the Hunger Games, a simulation where he could make his friends suffer. Despite the connotations of the event it quickly became one of the most popular events in server history and took off almost immediately, growing and expanding in cast size and structure