Alice Crowley

**“**  *Once I've got a functional portal I won't waste it like you did, Like seriously, all you did was use it to bring back garbage. How lame is that? I'm going to use it to bring back humans. I'm going to establish an interdimensional slave trade and it's going to make me rich, You can act disgusted all you want but I know deep down you're just jealous you didn't think of it first.*  **”**

— Alice Crowley, *talking to Eda Clawthorne*

## Character information

### Goal

* kidnap and enslave Diana Maccabee
* create her own portal door
	+ establish an interdimensional slave trade

### Minions

* Doyle Orlok
* Conan Blackmoon

### Likes

* money

**Alice Crowley** is the main antagonist of my upcoming fanfiction *Not Like Other Girls*. She is a succubus, a wild witch, and a criminal mastermind who is the titular boss of the Crowley Crime Family. Alice's two boyfriends and chief minions are a vampire named a vampire named Doyle Orlok and a werewolf named Conan Blackmoon. Since Eda’s pardon and loss of magic Alice has inherited her title of “most wanted criminal on the Boiling Isles”.

From the moment Alice becomes aware of Diana's presence on the Boiling Isles; Alice tries to bully, force, or coerce Diana Maccabee into becoming her pet, Alice's other villainous goal to acquire Titan Blood and create her own portal. After that she plans to kidnap humans and bring them back to the Boiling Isles to sell into slavery or as food. Alice's two primary motivation are money and a desire to one up Eda Clawthorne.

## Appearance

Alice Crowley has Claret hair, rose taupe skin, and malachite green eyes. She typically wears a strapless black dress, and high heels, and sometimes a fur coat. She has large earrings in each ear.

## Personality

Alice Crowley is a demonic mob boss with the traits of a stereotypical fashionista mean girl, Alice is hyperfeminine, self-centered, insecure, materialistic, physically vain, jealous, cunning, malicious and deceitful. Alice enjoys maintaining and celebrating her own beauty. She also loves money or more accurately she loves the luxuries money can get you; fine foods, fine clothes, designer shoes, shiny jewelry, fast vehicles and so on.

Alice Crowley objectifies humans, not respecting their autonomy or intelligence. She sees them as rare and valuable treasures but as property/animals nonetheless. Alice describes Luz as Eda’s pet and sees Luz as a status symbol for Eda; therefore Alice wants to have a human pet of her own. So Alice tries to kidnap Diana and force her into that role.

Alice Crowley serves as a character foil to Diana Maccabee. Alice's hyperfemininity contrasts with Diana's gender nonconformity. Where Diana has been unlucky in love and trapped in the friend zone, Alice has seductive superpowers which she uses to wrap men around her finger. Where Diana is a hard worker who prides herself on her independence, Alice often relies on minions to do her fighting for her.

Fundamentally however Alice Crowley and Diana Maccabee both have an inferiority/superiority complex.

Alice Crowley knows that human society is without magic, but doesn’t know this is because humans don’t have bile sacks attached to their hearts, instead he thinks humans are just too stupid to figure out how to do magic. Alice attributes Luz’s use of glyphs rather than spell circles to Luz not being smart enough to learn magic properly. Alice presumes the human world is far more primitive than it actually is. She assumes for instance that telecommunication without magic is impossible, and that without healing magic humans must only be able to pray over their sick while waiting for them to get better or die. Alice also doesn’t know about the existence of automobiles or aircraft.