Candace's the Big Bust Mayor (The Wonderful World of Phineas and Ferb episode)/Transcript

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*(Cut to the Flynn-Fletcher backyard where Phineas and Ferb were working. Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, Gretel, Hamster and Bailey approach them.)*

**Isabella:** Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?

**Phineas:** Hi, Isabella. Ferb and I are going to built a our own farm called Old McPhineas, right here in our backyard. And we're only collecting our farm supplies to do it. *(Ferb gives Hamster a cabbage, which Hamster eats it.)* That's the way, Ferb!

**Gretel:** Hey, where's Perry?

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**Major Monogram:**

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**Phineas:** Let's get building on our farm.

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**Candace:** All right, Stacy, let's get busy together. I'll have a big bust mayor of the big city to run.

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**Doofenshmirtz:**

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**Phineas:** Well, guys, our farm is almost done.

**Cow Wrestler:**

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**Candace:** Great job, boys. Good work.

**Stacy:**

**Candace:** Seriously, Stacy? Seriously? *(to the phone)* Get the citizens of Danville and the Tri-State Area to my house immediately at once! At this time, those Old McPhineas and Ferb farm pests are going down! Down, down, down!

**Stacy:** Dun, dun, dun!

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**Phineas:** Well, guys, we have finished and we did it. A 100% complete our dangerous Old McPhineas farm!

**Baljeet:** Yes! Complete with dangerous animals…

**Buford:** *(shows the corns bites his hand)* Dangerous Field of corn bites…

**Gretel:** *()*

**Bailey:** *()*

**Amanda:** *(shows a deer ticks on her butt)* Deer ticks!

**Nicolette:** *()* And lot of sore spots. My parents are taking me to the hospital for many months. *()*

**Phineas:** Yes, it was the long time to pain, slow, animals, fruits and vegetables, hard work that made this dangerous farm in Danville. We were lucky to be alive and proud ourselves.

*(Beat, long pause for a second.)*

**Ferb:** Let's forget about the long silence of that again.

**Phineas:** I agreed with that. Come on, gang, let's go inside our house together for a snack like popcorn. *(They all go inside the house)*

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**Limo Driver:** Linda Caroline Flynn and Lawrence Anthony Fletcher? Your big bust Mayor daughter Candace needs you both home for me at the Flynn-Fletcher house.

**Linda:** And it so happen beginning.

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**Lawrence:**

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**Linda:** *(offscreen)* I cannot believe this! *(rolls down window)* What on Earth are these people doing in our street?

**Candace:** It's finally here! Ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado, I am gonna give you the McPhineas's dangerous farm ever! *()* The moment you all been waiting for, here comes Mom!

**Random man:** Look! This is the perfect metaphor for us that we should have money for votes!

**Candace:** That's exactly what you said.

**Random man:** Told ya! A perfect metaphor would be taking place on our own future!

**Candace:** That sounds really good, but still no.

**Random man:** It's a perfect metaphor for the-

**Candace:** NOTHING IS A PROBLEM FOR A PERFECT METAPHOR!!!

**Linda:** Candace, what on Earth is going on here?

**Candace:** Mom, did you know that all the times I have been filling you up on the crazy wild stunts that Phineas and Ferb have been up to?

**Linda:** Yes, Candace, I think so.

**Candace:** Well, that's the one of the most dangerous crazy contraptions of the times!

**Linda:** *(gasps)* PHINEAS!!! FERB!!! Get out here at once!

*(Cut to the living room where the gang is playing a video game.)*

**Phineas:** Hey, Ferb! Mom's calling us after she's home!

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**Linda:** I'm sorry I didn't believe you, Candace. I know that all of those moments of the crazy stunts that you were told you were going to be true.

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*(Cut back to the big bust.)*