Doing This

**Doing This** is the thirteenth song featured in the musical Spies Are Forever, and the third song in Act 2. It was written by Clark Baxtresser and Pierce Siebers and preformed by Curt Mega as Agent Curt Mega, Mary Kate Wailes as Tatiana Slozhno, and Lauren Lopez as Mama Mega.

## Lyrics

(**Key:** *Only in live version*, (*Only in cast recording*))

**Curt Mega:**

She's touching my hand...

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

He's looking kind of funny...

**Curt Mega:**

Wait, does she think I like her...?

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

Is this because I touched his hand?

**Curt Mega:**

Well, I guess...

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

Well, I guess...

**Tatiana & Curt:**

I'll just go with it...

**Curt Mega:**

The very first time I saw you

Three or four days ago...

I have to admit, I liked you a bit

But I didn't want you to know.

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

When you were a Nazi hostage, all I could do was stare

And I can't refute, you looked pretty cute

While you were tied to that chair

**Tatiana & Curt:**

I guess we're doing this, see that look in your eye

How could I resist?

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

I'm a girl...

**Curt Mega:**

I'm a guy...

**Tatiana & Curt:**

It's meant to be

Because we're both spies.

Time to move in for the kiss.

Just go with it and don't ask why.

I guess we're doing this...

**Mrs. Mega, spoken:**

Curtis, I washed your whitey tighties, do you want some (*hot milk?**)**...*

**Curt Mega:**

Mom! *Get out!*

**Mrs. Mega:**

Alright!

**Curt Mega, sang:**

When you stole that bomb, you stole my heart!

**Tatiana Slozhno, spoken:**

Did he really just use that line?

**Curt Mega, sang:**

Did I just use that line?

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

And I wanna be where you are all of the time.

**Curt Mega, spoken:**

All... of the time?

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

Some of the time

**Tatiana & Curt:**

And now we're alone...

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

In your... mother's home

**Tatiana & Curt:**

Surely, it must be a sign...
I guess we're doing this

**Mrs. Mega:**

They're doing it!

**Tatiana & Curt:**

We might as well try

**Mrs. Mega:**

Finally!

**Tatiana & Curt:**

If you insist

**Mrs. Mega:**

I do!

**Tatiana & Curt:**

Then so do I...

**Mrs. Mega:**

I've waited such a long time!

**Tatiana & Curt:**

The story fits

Hey, what could go wrong?

**Mrs. Mega:**

Come on, baby!

**Tatiana & Curt:**

Time for that moment of bliss.

**Mrs. Mega:**

Move a little closer, move a little closer!

**Tatiana & Curt:**

Just close your eyes and think of this song.

**Mrs. Mega:**

Ay, ay, ay

**Tatiana & Curt:**

I guess we're doing this...

**Mrs. Mega:**

They're gonna do it, they're gonna do it!

**(They kiss)**

***Mrs. Mega:***
 *AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*

**Tatiana Slozhno, spoken:**

We're not doing this...

**Curt Mega, sang:**

I'm-

You're not my type

**Tatiana Slozhno, spoken:**

I can tell

So, you're into...?

**Curt Mega:**

Yeah

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

Ah

**Curt Mega:**

I thought you-

**Tatiana Slozhno, sang:**

I wasn't

But the mood suggested-

**Curt Mega:**

Of course

I figured when you said-

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

Not my intention-

**Curt Mega:**

Good, me neither

I just wanted-

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

Uh huh

So we're just...

**Curt Mega:**

Friends?

**Tatiana & Curt:**

I guess we're not doing this, we're better as friends

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

That was not a good kiss, I don't mean to offend...

**Tatiana & Curt:**

It's great to know that we don't have to pretend!

**Curt Mega:**

You're cool with me...?

**Tatiana Slozhno:**

'Till the end!

***Curt Mega, spoken:***
*Cool!*

**Tatiana Slozhno, spoken:**

But let's never do this again...

**Curt Mega, spoken:**

Deal.

**Curt Mega, sang:**

I'm happy to have you as my friend.

## External Links

* "Doing This" on YouTube (live)
* "Doing This" on YouTube (cast recording)
* "Doing This" on iTunes
* "Doing This" on Spotify
* Spies Are Forever Soundtrack on the Tin Can Bros Store