Anevay Darkflare (SoD Hype Edition)

> "Death has a nice dick...Imma suck it!"- Anevay Darkflare
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Princess Anevay Darkflare was a Sin'dorei Ranger who became famous for unclogging a toilet . She would ultimately rise to become High Overlord of the Horde, the second most powerful plumber in the faction, as well as Gamons bitch. It was commonly agreed that she was single.

# History

## Early Life

### Arranged Marriage

Anevay had initially been a Silvermoon noblewoman, engaged to a nobleman named Lyrin Meadowbriar as part of an extensive scheme by her mother to get some dank kush. During her childhood and adolescence, she capitulated to the plan. However, she eventually came to the realization that she preferred chasing zombie ass.

Ranger Kalira directed Anevay to Ranger-General Sylvanas Windrunner, who expressed a doubt the girl would make it as a ranger due to how frail and meek she was. She was right, she got stuck in a log her first mission and never lived it down.

## Joining the Farstriders

### Training

Anevay proved to be an extremely dedicated and hardworking woman, until she got her ass kicked by an angry goose. Though She got her revenge, when the Scourge where destroying her homeland, she went to that pond and finally slayed that goose.

### Serivce as a Ranger

During the Troll incursions, Anevay was captured and tortured by the Amani. But the Amani did nothing wrong, so everyone just dropped it.

### Friendship to Sylvanas

After Alleria disappeared and Lirath was killed, Sylvanas found herself desiring companionship. So she started fucking Nathanos while Anvey masturbated in the corner...crying.

## The Fall of Silvermoon

### Sole Survivor

Anevay finally fucked up the goose that keep kicking her ass. Sylvanas later raised it as an undead ally, Anevay protested, but the goose kicked her ass again so she shut up.

During her flight, Anevay tried fucking the goose' s mom as a form of revenge, but ended up getting pegged by it instead with a 12 in. strap-on.

## Champion of the Sin'dorei

### Plaguelands

Anevay was stationed in the Plaguelands during the retaking of the Ghostlands and accidently killed three of her own allies due to mis-shots with her bow. She was made to sit in the corner until the war was finished afterward.

Joining the Horde

Daaaaamn dis shit's long

Anevay eventually took her battles to Deatholme, where she was ordered to empty the outhouses. It was here Anevay discovered her love of diving deep into shit. It's said she spent hours in that outhouse...The noises that came from it still give those in the area flashbacks.

### Outland

With Quel'Thalas now among the Horde, Anevay was immediately put to work in the crusade into the Outlands. She was immediately stomped into the ground by the Fel' Reaver. Witnesses in the area claimed to hear her shouting "Don't worry guy's, I can solo it so long as my pet doesn't die"! She spent the bulk of the Outlands campaign in the infirmary.

She was eventually called back when Kael'thas captured the Sunwell and joined Quel'Thalas in fighting against the Burning Legion. The Alliance and Horde defeated Kil'jaeden and Velen gave the elves their Sunwell back, Anevay left before the Sunwell was reignited as she believed it being reborn with the Light was a cruel joke considering how the Light had forsaken them when the Scourge invaded (much like how the elves abandoned the humans when they were invaded by the Scourge, lol). This showed everyone that Anevay was an ungrateful bitch.

## War Against the Lich King

### Landfall and Undercity Coup

A year later, Anevay was among the first to be deployed to Northrend, fighting among the rest of the Horde and clean toilets. Anevay was the only one to come back from the assault crying like they were just told WoW Santa wasn't real. After the Wrathgate, Anevay refused to believe the immediate reaction that Sylvanas had betrayed the Horde and immediately answered the summon back to Orgrimmar where she learned what had actually happened. She was the first to volunteer to clean the Undercities toilets.

### Frozen Halls and Defeating the Lich King

When the march into Icecrown began, Anevay answered the call for aid in assaulting the Frozen Halls in a joint effort by Sylvanas and Jaina Proudmoore. Joining the both of them, they cut their way through Icecrown's upper reaches and into the Halls of Reflection where Anevay ran straight at The Lich King, who instantly one shot her. She was later rez'd by a very pissed off (Alliance) priest muttering something about "Huntards".

Anevay attempted to led the charge into Icecrown Citadel with a team of Argent Champions before being bitch slapped by Varian Wrynn and told to sit down while the adults worked.

## Joining the Forsaken

### Depression and Suicide Attempt

Anevay was stricken with grief over the loss of her friends in Silvermoon's fall, and their subsequent abandonment of her when she attempted to reconnect with them in Lordaeron. Of her group of Farstriders, Anevay was the only one who lived through the Scourge invasion. Without a war to focus on, the Lich King especially, she was forced to deal with that grief at its strongest for the first time ever.

At the suggestion of several psylosophers, Anevay threw herself into her truest passion; cleaning toilets. Eventually she met Gamon, the Champion of The Horde, and she became one of his many wives, because, come on, you can't expect one elf to be enough for to handle all the man that is motha' fuckin Gamon.

### Battle for Gilneas

Anevay was part of the invasion of Gilneas, though her involvement was kept off the record, mainly because she fell of the ship and spent most of the occupation their trying to make it back to camp from behind enemy lines. Not that on one saw her, they did. they just didn't think she was worth perusing.

### Pledging Service to Sylvanas

Sylvanas later gifted Anevay a properly fitted suit of armor as a token of her appreciation for her aid in the Gilneas campaign, complete with water-wings just encase she feel in again.

### Plaguelands Campaign

During the campaign in the Western Plaguelands, Anevay was working under Lindsay Ravensun, secretly Sylvanas in disguise. She was unaware of Ravensun's true identity and as such she flirted with her quite emphatically. After taking Adorhal, and by extension the Western Plaguelands, Sylvanas revealed her true identity after she couldn't stand Anevay's extremely corny and, frankly, unprofessional flirting. They say the words ***"FOR THE LAST TIME GIRL! I-AM-STRAIGHT!"*** could be heard all through out the plaguelands.

### Hellscream's Reign

Anevay was not present at many of the battles against the Twilight's Hammer and the Old Gods, she was too busy being punished by her husband, Gamon, for being a hoe.

### Trial of Garrosh Hellscream

> *"I got the sneaking suspicion you might need this tonight."* - A note from Anevay to Sylvanas on a plate of tea and buscuits.
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There was a dildo under the plate of tea and biscuits (who the fuck spells biscuits with a "u"?). The next day Sylvanas ordered a restraining order against Anevay.

## War on Draenor

Anevay died after getting her head stuck in a toilet. Her body stayed their for 7 days before Varok Saurfang, after taking an epic shit, finally managed too shove it all down the drain. He said the swirl she made while going down was hilarious.

# Relationships

## Enzaria Darkflare

Anevay was loved by her mother, who only wanted to best for her. But Anevay is an ungrateful bitch who threw it in her face, this is why she cleans toilets and died.

## Sylvanas Windrunner

Anevay idolized Sylvanas in her youth, believing the Ranger-General to be her savior. She was driven to impress her, and ensure her that her faith in her wasn't misplaced. This idolization was gradually replaced with a very genuine and sincere affection for her, Sylvanas, however, found her to be creepy, and that's coming from a ghost-zombie who leads a society made up off scary ass undead.

At some unknown point, Anevay fell in love with Sylvanas.

Unfortunatly, Sylvanas turned out the be straight, but Anevay kept flirting with her, leading to the eventually restraining order.

## Nathanos Blightcaller

Nathanos had a special nickname for Anevay; "bitch who can't shoot".

# Gallery

Anevay's Ranger-Captain ArmorAnevay's Horde Champion armorAnevay's Forsaken Champion/High Overlord armorAnevay's new armor after the Fourth War
# Trivia

* Anevay is predominately based on the Horde Champion, a character in non-canonical Warcraft Lore that represents the Horde player character. But apparently the Alliance can go fuck themselves.
* According to official records, Anevay hyphenated her name after she was married to Darkflare-Windrunner.
* Anevay was Gamon's 7th wife out of the 87 wives he's had throughout his life. While one of the relatively first ones, he wasn't particularly fond of her and often pimped her out to Hogger for a few copper and a stick of Elwynn Boar Jerky.