The Pool of Tears (Kilala Reno version)

Kilala continued to fall, but she began to float down. As she floated downward, she sighed in relief.

"Well, after this, I shall not think of anything but fa-" Kilala began, before her skirt covered her mouth and she pushed it away, and she finished, "of falling downstairs."

She saw a lamp attached to the side of the hole and turned it on. The rabbit hole suddenly was bathed in green. Kilala was surprised to find that she was floating down a strange room. As she floated downward, she looked surprised to see that her reflection was upside down. She saw a book float past her, so she picked it up and looked through it and saw it was nothing but pictures, so she set it on a floating table.

Suddenly, she heard loud chiming noises and saw a grandfather clock attached to the wall. As she continued to float down, the room's light became red and she floated into a rocking chair. She sighed, as she relaxed, but then, she went back too far and fell out and continued to float downward.

"Goodness," Kilala said. "What if I should fall right through the center of the EAARRTH...?" She said, before floated down fast and went through a tight space in the hole. "...and come out of the other side, where people walk upside down?" She turned upside down, as she said this, but then caught on something. She then saw Iago run down a wierd hallway. She was upside down and her legs were hanging from a bar. She righted herself and resumed the chase. "Oh, Mister Parrot!" Kilala called, as she chased after him. "Wait! Please!"

She ran into a room and heard a door close. She ran to the door and opened it, only to find a smaller door. She continued opening doors, until she reached the last door, which was about a foot high. She squeezed through it and crawled into a very large empty room.

"Curiouser and curiouser," Kilala commented.

She saw a small pair of curtains close and she ran up to them and opened them up. There was a small door about six inches high, with a light brown wolf with a black nose, wearing a white dress shirt, a matching bow tie, a black tuxedo, and matching trousers. He also wears matching shoes with white spats over them. He was The Wolf. She began to open the door and the wolf let out a yelp of pain.

"Oh!" Kilala said. "Oh, I beg your pardon. My name is Kilala Reno."

"Oh, oh. Quite alright." the wolf said. "I am The Wolf. But you did give me quite a turn!"

"You see, I was following-" Kilala began.

"Rather good, what?" The Wolf said. "Doorknob, turn?"

"Please, sir," Kilala said.

"Well, one good turn deserves another," The Wolf said. "What can I do for you?"

"Well, I'm looking for a red parrot," Kilala said. "So, uh, if you don't mind..."

"Uh? Oh!" The Wolf said before he revealed an image and Kilala peeked in to see Iago running away.

"There he is!" Kilala said. "I simply must get through."

The Wolf shook his head and said, "Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible."

"You mean impossible?" Kilala asked.

"No, impassible," The Wolf said. "Nothing's impossible. Why don't you try the bottle on the table?"

"Table?" Kilala said, before a table appeared out of nowhere with a small bottle on it and she ran to it. "Oh!"

"Read the directions." The Wolf said, with a laugh, "and directly, you'll be directed in the right direction."

Kilala read the tag hanging from the bottle. "DRINK ME," she read, before she said, "Hmm, better look first. For one drinks much from a bottle marked 'poison', it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later."

"Beg your pardon?" The Wolf asked.

Kilala laughed and said, "I was just giving myself some good advice." She drank some of the bottle and licked her lips. "Mm! Tastes like, uh... cherry tart." Suddenly, she shrunk a couple inches. "...custard..." She said as she shrunk some more. "...pineapple..." she said, as she shrunk to four inches in height. "... roast turkey," Kilala said, before the bottle suddenly collapsed on her. "Goodness!" Kilala said, before she put the bottle next to her on the floor. "What did I do?" she asked.

The Wolf laughed and said, "You almost went out like a candle!"

"But look!" Kilala said, as she ran up to The Wolf. "I'm just the right size!"

"Oh, no use," The Wolf said as he laughed again. "I forgot to tell you, ho-ho-ho-ho! I'm locked!"

"Oh, no," Kilala groaned, as she put her hand on her forehead, looking like she was about to cry.

"Ha-ha-ha, but, of course, uh, you've got the key, so..." The Wolf began.

"What key?" Kilala asked.

"Now, don't tell me you've left it up there," The Wolf said, as he glanced up at the table and the key appeared.

"Oh dear!" Kilala said. She tried climbing on the glass table's leg, but it was too slippery. She slid down to the floor and then sat dow with her legs close to her body and put her hand on her face. "What ever will I do?" she said.

The Wolf laughed and said to Kilala, "Try the box, naturally."

"Oh," Kilala said, as a small box appeared in front of her. She opened it up and inside the box were a bunch of cookies with words on them. "Eat me," Kilala read. She picked up the pink cookie with EAT ME written in blue frosting. "Alright. But goodness know what this will do," Kilala said, as she took a bite. She suddenly started to have a series of rapid growth spurts. "Wow, wow, wow, wow!" Kilala yelled, as she grew bigger. The Wolf's mouth was covered by Kilala's giant foot. "Oh!" she said, as she bumped her head on the ceiling.

She was about 70 ft. tall and barely fit the room.

"Whtwhsthswwdthdwd!" The Wolf mumbled behind Kilala's shoe.

"What did you say?" The giant Kilala asked, moving her foot aside.

"I said, 'A little of that went a long way!'" The Wolf said and he began laughing.

Kilala sniffled, looking close to tears again.

"Well, I don't think it's so funny," Kilala said.

Then Kilala teared up and started crying. "Now-Now, I'll never get home!" she sobbed.

A giant tear fell onto the ground in front of The Wolf.

"Oh, come on, now," The Wolf said. "Crying won't help."

"I know, but..." Kilala sobbed. "I-I-I just can't stop!"

She began crying like crazy and the massive tears began to flood the room.

"Hey! Hey, you! Bwbwlwbbwlwbl!" The Wolf said, as he swallowed some water. "Say, this won't do at all! You, you up there, stop! Stop I say!" Kilala didn't listen, as she continued to cry her eyes out. The Wolf noticed the bottle floating in the water. "Oh, look! The bottle! THE BOTTLE!" he shouted.

Kilala picked up the tiny bottle and drank the last of it. She shrunk 2 inches and fell into the bottle.

"Oh dear," Kilala said, "I do wish I hadn't cried so much."

"Glpglpglp," The Wolf said, as he swallowed the water and Kilala and the bottle floated into the keyhole.