Goblin Ale

Description: A flagon of potent goblin ale. This sealed flagon of 'Goblin Ale' sloshes noisily with alcoholic brew. Judging by the markings on the flagon it's a VERY strong drink, and not to be trifled with.

Sources:

* Lumi's shop for 20 Gems
* Transformative Items and Exchanges for 18 gems
* Goblin Drop
* Goblin Assassin Drop

## Observed Effects:

### Stats (chances)

* Speed increase by 1 until Speed 35? (2 out of 11) (no effect with 91 Speed)
	+ "You feel like dancing, and stumble as your legs react more quickly than you’d think. Is the alcohol slowing you down or are you really faster? You take a step and nearly faceplant as you go off balance. It’s definitely both."
* Toughness decrease (if over 55?)
* Lust increased (16 out of 16)
* Satiety increased by 15

### Body effects (2-4 at a time) (chance)

* decrease body height by 3-5" (9 out of 16), stops at 4'10"?
	+ "The world spins, and not just from the strength of the drink! Your viewpoint is closer to the ground. How fun!"
* lose dragon wings (1 of 1 chance)
* lose large demon wings? (0 out of 1 times it happened)
* if you have non-human legs, feet, or snake tail: replace with human legs and feet (4 of 4 chance)
	+ non human legs/feet that have changed so far
		- dragon legs and feet
		- High-heel Spiked feet
		- Naga Tail
* lose your bottom-most row of breasts until you have 2 sets? (decrease sensitivity by 5) (2 out of 4)
* non-elfin ears changed to Elfin ears (3 out of 6 chance) (Can be memorized by Genetic Memory perk)
	+ "A weird tingling runs through your scalp as your obscenely long, purple transparent hair shifts slightly. You reach up to touch and bump your new pointed elfin ears. You bet they look cute!"
* Penis Shortens (1 chance out of 1?)
	+ "Your wide, wriggling plant-shaft has shrunk to a slightly shorter length."
* Your smallest penis disappears if you have multiple penises? (3 out of 13 chances)
	+ "Your smallest penis disappears forever, leaving you with just your obscene group of foot-long, mismatched dicks."
* Lose Penis? (0 of 1)
* Fertility Base increased by 3-6 (6 out of 13 chances)
	+ "You feel strange. Fertile... somehow. You don’t know how else to think of it, but you’re ready to be a mother."
	+ didn't happen when fertility was at 25, PC was also in a rut at the time
* Body fur/Skin Changed to Dark Green or Emerald Green (3 out of 7 chances)
	+ "Whoah, that was weird. You just hallucinated that your skin turned dark green. No way! It’s staying, it really changed color!"
* If eyes are not red or purple human eyes? (2 out of 10 chances)
	+ Eye color changes to Red or Purple? (because Goblin score was at 2?)
	+ "Bright lights flash into your vision as your eyes glow with light. Blinded, you rapidly shake your head around, trying to clear your vision. It takes a moment, but your vision eventually returns to normal. Curious, you go over to a nearby puddle and find [color] human eyes staring back at you."
* If you have fur: you can lose it (chances 2 out of 4)
	+ "Your fur itches incessantly, so you start scratching it. It starts coming off in big clumps before the whole mess begins sloughing off your body. In seconds, your skin is nude. You’ve lost your fur!"
* Vaginal Capacity increased by 4-6 (Chances 3 out of 14
	+ "There is a sudden... emptiness within your virgin, moist snatch. Somehow you know you could accommodate even larger insertions."
* If you have furry paws for hands, gain human arms (1/1)
	+ You scratch at your biceps absentmindedly, but no matter how much you scratch, it isn’t getting rid of the itch. Glancing down in irritation, you discover that your arms' black fur is flaking away, leaving skin behind. Also the claws on your fingers reverts back into ordinary nails. You now have human arms!