Wings of Love/Transcript

**Teachinator:** But I want to see your Aunt Shelly.

**Fanboy:** She's in Uganda?

**Teachinator:** This improbable turn of events is unfortunate indeed. Well, madame, I hope your nephew and his best friend aren't allergic to feathers. *(reveals a duck hat.)* Let's see how these fit.

**Chum Chum:** Wait! Shelly will be back tonight! She'll call you!

**Teachinator:** Hm? She can call late if she wants. I'm usally up until nine.

*(Cut to the bathroom with Chum Chum.)*

**Chum Chum:** Does it seem like Teachinator's acting kind of strange?

**Fanboy and Chum Chum:** Teachinator's in love with Aunt Shelly!

**Fanboy:** You know what this means? If he wants to get in with Aunt Shelly, he's gonna have to be nice to her favorite nephew.

*(Scene cuts to a resturaunt.)*

**Aunt Shelly:** Good evening, Teachinator. So fancy. I was expecting something more scientific.

**Teachinator:** A special moment calls for a special place. *(holds Aunt Shelly/Fanboy's hand)*

**Chum Chum:** *(in an Italian accent)* May I offer you an amuse bouche? Raw garlic with a Japanese seaweed jus. Complements of the chef. Oops! *(to Fanboy in normal accent)* Do you really want to give up everything we've worked so hard for?

**Fanboy:** Yes! And we need to make sure Teachinator never wants to see Aunt Shelly again!

**Aunt Shelly:** Huh? My word. How clumsy of me.

*(Fanboy moves his arms on the seaweed and force feeds Aunt Shelly. He then grabs Teachinator's plate and force feeds Aunt Shelly with it. He makes a fart sound with his tongue.)*

**Teachinator:** So uninhibited! So spontaneous! I love it! You remind me of Consuela in Prestige and Passion!

**Aunt Shelly:** You watch Prestige and Passion?!

**Fanboy:** *(groans in anger)*

**Chum Chum:** Roses! Tulips! Orchids!

**Aunt Shelly:** No! I'm allergic to-- *(sneezes on Teachinator.)*

**Teachinator:** I myself suffer from many allergies! Just looking at latex makes me swell up like a balloon.

**Fanboy:** *(growls in anger)*

**Aunt Shelly:** Huh? I need to, uh, go powder my nose. *(to Fanboy but out loud)* Get up! Not you. I mean, such a gentleman.

*(Aunt Shelly goes to the bathroom and Teachinator sits back down. Cut to the bathroom.)*

**Shelby:** Fanboy, what is going on? I'm trying to enjoy a nice, friendly dinner and you're ruining it!

**Fanboy:** There's nothing friendly about it! It's a romantic dinner!

**Shelby:** What are you talking about?

**Fanboy:** He's in love with Aunt Shelly! *(sadly)* And Chum Chum and I have been using his feelings for you to get him to do what we want at school.

**Shelby:** You mean to say you've been toying with his emotions? UNACCEPTABLE! You're worse than Ricardo and his shameful mistreatment of Consuela! This must stop immediately!

*(Cut to the dining area.)*

**Aunt Shelly:** Teachinator. We need to talk.

**Teachinator:** Heh-heh. Shh.

**Aunt Shelly:** Hm?

**Teachinator:** Me first. The time has finally come! Shelly! What better way to declare my love than a zero-gravity flight?

*(the rocket then flies up into the sky as jazz music plays. Teachinator pulls out a wedding ring and puts it on Aunt Shelly's finger.)*

**Aunt Shelly:** Wha?! *(gasps)*

*(Aunt Shelly, along with everyone else, start floating. As Teachinator starts to kiss Aunt Shelly, She and Fanboy scream and Fanboy removes Shelby and pushes Teachinator.*

**Teachinator:** Whoa-oh-oh!

**Fanboy:** Shelby!

*(The rocket then goes down and everyone starts falling.)*

**Chum Chum:** Gah!

*(Aunt Shelly's head is upside down.)*

**Teachinator:** Huh?

**Chum Chum:** This pasta is cooked perfectly. Bye.

*(Aunt Shelly turns her head into normal position and chuckles nervously.)*

**Teachinator:** *(sighs)* I'm so happy, Shelly. We're truly soul mates, just like Consuela and Ricardo.

**Aunt Shelly:** Ricardo?! That calculating cad who's using Consuela for his own nefarious interests?

**Teachinator:** But of course. Better than that mealy-mouthed Gerado. Ricardo is a man who knows how to get what he wants! Like me!

**Aunt Shelly:** How dare you insult Gerardo! He may have been sent to Ancient Rome in a time machine, but he went with his honor intact. That's what a man is.

**Teachinator: POPPYCOCK!**

**Aunt Shelly:** You may be Ricardo, but I assure you, I will never be your Consuela! Take back your ring. Ring! *(Fanboy throws the ring and Teachinator catches it.)*

**Teachinator:** Then our romance was not meant to be. Farewell, Shelly! *(he leaves.)*

**Chum Chum:** He seems pretty upset. I hope he doesn't take it out on us.

**Fanboy:** Meh, I'm sure he wouldn't do that next week.

*(The next week, Teachinator is putting on a play with Fanboy and Chum Chum dressed as ducks. Everyone start laughing as the episode ends.)*