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Languages

Few **languages** are mentioned in *Empires*.

## List of languages

* (*Cat language*) – Spoken by the Council of Cats
* **Elvish** – Spoken by the people of Rivendell
* **English** or **Common** – The primary language spoken in the series
* **French** – Alluded to by Shelby the Witch
* **Spanish** – Spoken by the people of Sanctuary and Sausage's old kingdom
* (*Tongues*) – Apparently incoherent babbling

## Trivia

* English, French, and Spanish are the only real languages directly alluded to in the series.
* Some or all animals are evidently capable of language. Dirk the Pig demonstrated English fluency when he communicated telepathically with Pirate Joe. Owen the Human and Sausage of Sanctuary have held back-and-forth conversations with animals in English, even though the viewers couldn't hear the animals.

## See also

* Lore
* Magic and religion
* Multiverse
* Races
* **Languages**
* Books
* Artifacts

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 @Shubble, S2 ep. 22, "The Evermoore Is Under Attack!" (5:06)
2. ↑ @TheMythicalSausage, S1 ep. 25, "THE MYTHLAND DOCKS & PVP ARENA!!!" (16:05)
Great Witches Academy

— Shelby

The **Great Witches Academy** is one of many academies in the witching world where witches go to learn about magic and become a full-fledged witch.

## History

Witches existed for thousands of years sending out resident witches to spy on the empires/territories in the area. In the time before season 1 and before the Gnomeland was destroyed, the Great Witches Academy was somehow responsible for releasing the demon Xornoth onto the world.

Prior to the start of season 2, Headmaster Nowles became the headmaster of the academy. Season 2 started with Lesser Witch Shelby packing up and beginning her year of residency in the Evermoore. She was assigned to live in secret and spy on the other empires, but she instead decided to openly help the other empires.

Late in season 2, Headmaster Nowles was apparently killed by a demon summoned by Shelby and Sausage Supreme. According to Shelby, Nowles may have escape or faked his death, but this would be speculation. Later a witch named Barnabus became the new headmaster, and he sponsored Storm Witch Shelby in *WitchCraft SMP*.

## Trivia

* The Great Witches Academy is not necessarily the same as the *WitchCraft SMP* academy.

## References

1. ↑ @Shubble stream , "talking about my empires finale and lore things! answering all questions \*there will be spoilers!\*" (32:28)– via Twitch
2. ↑ Shelby unintentionally spelled this two ways: Nowles and Knowles
3. ↑ @Shubble stream , "talking about my empires finale and lore things! answering all questions \*there will be spoilers!\*" (26:13)– via Twitch
4. ↑ @Shubble stream , "talking about my empires finale and lore things! answering all questions \*there will be spoilers!\*" (1:08:42)– via Twitch
Jimmy...

Title page of the letter

***Jimmy...***, also known as "Lizzie's Letter to Jimmy", is a 2-page letter containing Lizzie's last words to Jimmy before she left the ocean and lost her memories, according to the Empires SMP's lore. It first appeared in Jimmy's 18th episode of his Empires series.

## Contents

Jimmy, my beloved
brother,

For hundreds of
years I protected
your egg, waiting
patiently for you to
emerge.

The day you hatched,
I vowed that I would
always protect you....

... but since the
salmon invaded our
ocean, you just haven't
been the same.
I am venturing onto the
land to discover the
source of the salmon
so we can end this
blight.
Oceans blessings
always, Lizzie.
FWhip's wedding favors

Thank You For Coming To My Wedding

**fWhip's wedding favors** are five wardens gifted by fWhip to some of his friends for flying out to his real-life wedding. He named each "Thank You For Coming To My Wedding" and distributed them to GeminiTay, Jimmy, Scott, Lizzie, Joel, MythicalSausage.

## Relevant videos

Setup
*fWhip ep. 11* – fWhip distributing the wardens
Jimmy's warden
*Solidarity ep. 11* – Jimmy takes this as a sign of disrespect and fires fWhip as his deputy.
*SmallishBeans ep. 16* – Joel sets his warden free for being too close to the Nether portal.
*Solidarity ep. 13* – Jimmy gets the help of Katherine and Mythical Sausage to kill it.
Lizzie's warden
*LDShadowLady ep. 10* – Lizzie leads an elite squadron of dogs to battle her warden.
Mythical Sausage's warden
*TheMythicalSausage ep. 16* – Sausage loves the gift, names the warden "Dolores", and gives her a home in Sanctuary.
Joel's warden
*SmallishBeans ep. 15* – Joel battles his warden in single combat.
*SmallishBeans ep. 17* – Joel responds by filling Gobland with thousands of chickens.
Scott's warden
*Dangthatsalongname ep. 11* – Scott finds his warden set free, and he fights and kills it on stream.
Gem's warden
*GeminiTay ep. 9* – Gem gets the help of Joel, Mythical Sausage and Pixlriffs to kill her warden.
LDShadowLady

*Main wiki: LDShadowLady Fandom*

## Social media

**LDShadowLady**, also known as **Lizzie**, is a Yorkshire-based British YouTuber, known for her Minecraft series, *ShadowCraft*. She has been a member of the *Empires SMP* since its first season, when she played the Queen of the Ocean Empire. In season 2, she plays the mayor of the Animal Kingdom Animalia.

## Trivia

* Lizzie has the most subscribers of all Empires smp members.
* Lizzie is married to Joel (from the channel SmallishBeans), both in real life, and in Season 1 of Empires SMP .
* Lizzie joined Youtube in January 2010, and posted her first video (on Call of Duty) that same year.
GRIM

"**GRIM**" is a diss track written by SmallishBeans with Solidarity to insult fWhip of the Grimlands. It first appeared in Joel's 21st episode of his Empires series. It is produced by Mezalean Records and created by Joel.

## Lyrics

fWhip, remember when you called me poor?

Now me and Jim are here to settle the score

The cod king and Mezalea all against you

After this diss, you're gonna be through

Now, let's get started with your skin

You really need to put that scarf in the bin

It makes you look like you've got a fat neck

And this comes from someone who used to look like Shrek

You've got a mountain range now, that's kinda cool

But you filled it with salmon, you silly fool!

Everybody knows cod's the way to go

Why you chose salmon? I just don't know! (Oh!)

Your empire is named after the word grim

And it certainly is, am I right Jim? (Yeah)

What am I saying? It's actually quite neat

Let me tell you the truth, so please take a seat

I actually think you're a really nice guy

And I think it's time I let the "poor" comment lie

This is not a diss, but a request for peace

I want the bad blood to be completely ceased

Let's work together, we could do a lot

Let's do something fun, like maybe kill Scott?

Nah, I'm just kidding, or am I though?

It could be quite fun, should we give it a go?

## Trivia

* In Joel's POV, his words are on sync with the beat but in Jimmy's and fWhip's POVs, he is off beat.
Greatbridge

The **Greatbridge** is a part of the Ancient Capital restored by Pixlriffs, very near the spawn campfire and Oli's festival grounds. It is common ground for all 13 empires to come together. Each is allowed to claim a tower and build whatever they want on it.

## Buildings

SanctuaryGreatbridge Animalia.pngAnimaliaStratos (build)Evermoore (build)Tumble Town (appearance)Chromia (build)Greatbridge Cogsmeade.pngCogsmeade (build)Goblin Empire (build)Eversea (build)
Other
The Ancient Capital's front entranceEmerald FountainCrag, deepslate emerald fountainSecret market
## References

1. ↑ "SmallishBeans Has Started a WAR!! - Empires SMP 2 Ep 8 | Minecraft 1.19" (20:05) by Joey Graceffa on YouTube – Joey displays the coordinates for the Greatbridge: +45, +250.
Law cult

The **Law cult** is the near-religious reverence of the Law, taken to the extreme by the Goblin Empire.

Its tenets are laid out in the Book of Law

## History

The religion was founded by Sheriff Jimmy when he penned the Book of Law, inspired by the code of the lawless American Frontier. He distributed copies of the book to each of the empires, and he constructed a church in Tumble Town to house the original copy. The other rulers had mixed responses, from Joel calling him corrupt to Goblin fWhip becoming his most devout follower. Jimmy later declared fWhip his deputy, giving him a badge and everything.

By fWhip's 9th episode, the goblins were fully worshiping the Law like a religion, and the Sheriff was their mesiah. fWhip placed Jimmy on a pedestal and started calling him the goblins' fearless leader. He even constructed a shrine filled with sheriff toys.

After Jimmy fired fWhip for leaving a warden in Tumble Town, fWhip renounced the Sheriff. The feud escelated, and fWhip did his best to excommunicate the Sheriff and continue upholding the Law. fWhip started to slander him and has been pushing for the server to elect a new sheriff, while Jimmy had been trying to take his deputy badge back from fWhip. fWhip eventually managed to nab Jimmy's sheriff badge, and he hid it away for safekeeping until a new sheriff could be chosen.

The feud slowly died down, but the two never forgave each other.

One time, Grian accidentally stumbled onto the goblins' Law shrine.

## Locations

* Church of Law
* Goblin Law shrine

## See also

* Santa Perla worship
* Sun religion
* Sky religion
* **Law cult**
* Jeremyism

## References

1. ↑ @Grian, ep. 28, "TEA PARTY IN THE VOID!" (9:35)
FalseSymmetry

## Social media

**FalseSymmetry**, also known as **Katy**, is a British Minecraft YouTuber and long-standing member of *Hermitcraft*, playing since its second season. She joined the *Empires SMP* at the start of Empires Season 2, where she plays a quirky tinkerer from another world.

## Trivia

* FalseSymmetry's companion account for Minecraft is named "truesymmetry"
Mezalean Records

The Mezalean Records building

**Mezalean Records** is a recording studio featured in the Empires SMP. It is located in the Kingdom of Mezalea and was created by SmallishBeans. It specializes in making diss tracks for the Empires SMP members. They have currently produced 1 diss track.

## History

### Getting Called "Poor"

It all started when fWhip visited Joel's empire, Mezalea, in its early stages. fWhip visited since he wanted to sell his baked potatoes. When Joel tells fWhip that its fine that he won't buy one, he starts to introduce his starter tent. fWhip, trying to negotiate, accidentally tells Joel that his kingdom is currently poor. Joel, thinking that its an insult, tells his viewers that fWhip has now been in bad terms with the empire.

### Making the Diss

When Joel finally had enough, he decides that he'll make a diss track about fWhip and his empire, the Grimlands, with the help of Jimmy's beats. That's when he decides to open Mezalean Records, a business for making songs mainly prioritizing on disses.

## Diss Tracks Produced

1. GRIM (by SmallishBeans & Solidarity, aimed at fWhip)
Episodes/Season 2

This page is a list of every single episode and livestream on the 2nd season of the Empires SMP released by the members.

*For every single episode on the 2nd season of the Empires SMP from all the members in order of upload, an unofficial full playlist is here.*

Legend: 🔴 – Live stream

## Guide

* **Dangthatsalongname** plays a retired collector of curiosities and relics who decides to start his own kingdom. With blackjack. And llamas.
* **FalseSymmetry** is an amnesic architect from another world who slowly discovers who she is, why she's here, and what all the mysteries surrounding her empire are about.
* **fWhip** is the wonky ruler of goblins and architect of their empire, who expands and industrializes the cave systems.
* **GeminiTay** plays as a princess in a sun-worshiping farming kingdom she is slowly building.
* **Joey Graceffa** is a lost up pirate who swears to reassemble his crew and get revenge on his archenemy Captain Skeletron.
* **Katherine Elizabeth** is a princess whose birth coincided with the cataclysmic downfall of her kingdom. Now that her parents are gone and she's come of age, she attempts to reunite her split kingdom.
* **LDShadowLady** is a catty "human" who wants to create a civilized haven for (almost) all animalkind. She founds Critter City on the basis of some questionable ethics.
* **TheMythicalSausage** is a protector sworn to creating a sanctuary for anyone fleeing oppression, while he deals with increasingly intense visions and the constant threat of assassination by his old king. He looks to his religion and Saint Pearl for guidance.
* **TheOrionSound** is his Afterlife-self transported to the world of Empires. He ends up a traveling bard trying to make a living.
* **Pixlriffs** is an archaeologist obsessed with preserving the rarest pieces of the world's history at all cost.
* **Shubble** is an underdog witch assigned with settling the Evermoore, an unforgiving mangrove swamp. She struggles with love, the swamp's ghostly fog, and people who don't believe in her as she works hard to prove her worth.
* **SmallishBeans** is the powerfully self-obsessive God of Lore, who settles his Greco-Roman kingdom in the clouds and drives a lot of the server's shenanigans.
* **Solidarity** finds a hat in a mine and declares himself the Law, demanding respect from the other empires but finding little but ridicule.

## Content

### FalseSymmetry

*Official playlist: Empires SMP | Season 2 | Current Season*

### fWhip

*Official playlist: Empires SMP Season 2 : Minecraft 1.19 Survival Let's Play*

### GeminiTay

*Official playlist: Empires SMP Season 2 - GeminiTay*

### Joey Graceffa

*Official playlist: EMPIRES SMP SEASON 2*

### LDShadowLady

*Official playlist: MINECRAFT EMPIRES S2*

### Pixlriffs

*Official playlist: Empires SMP S2 (Minecraft 1.19)*

### Shubble

*Official playlist: Empires SMP (Season 2 starts at episode 28).*

### Solidarity

*Official playlist: Minecraft Empires SMP S2 (1.19)*

### TheMythicalSausage

*Official playlist: Empires SMP - Season 2*
Meow Meow

***The Meow Meow*** is a book used for cats and humans to communicate with each other. It translates a cat's language into English for the human to read. Currently, it is owned by the Council of Cats at House Blossom.

## Appearances

* Ep. 28 (Katherine), "💙A Magical Cat Adventure!" (0:38) – Katherine is given *The Meow Meow*.
Lore/Season 1

As the twelve empires and their relationships evolve, each explores its own part of the world. Some uncover powerful, ancient artifacts, while others are supported by the magic inherent to their lands.

### fWhip

* Deepslate redstone is powerful, and fWhip collects it to power the Grimlands' machines.
* Redstone corruption wards off demonic corruption.
* Salmon are superior to cod.

### MythicalSausage

* Blood Sheep serve as Mythland's watchers.
* You must always greet a blood sheep with "All hail Blood Sheep," or suffer a violent death.
* Sacrificing a blood sheep yields supernatural consequences. Some powerful spells call for their sacrifice.
* Mythland's sacrificial circle is older than the kingdom itself.
* Offering other kingdom's magics to demons and making blood sacrifices are not considered wizardry. Sausage identifies as a sorcerer and briefly as a warlock.
* Mythland lies on the bones of an ancient kingdom. A fort from this kingdom housing a shrine with the Staff of Mythland appears to Mythical Sausage in the woods.
* Mythland had several kings prior to season 1, six of whom are known to Sausage.
* The Multiverse is real, and the Spirit Realm connects all the universes.
* Spirit Soil (warped wart blocks) is an effective counter for demonic corruption. It exists in the Spirit Realm.
* *See Books of Mythland*

### Pixlriffs

* Pix describes the End as "the forgotten empire, older and more deadly than them all, ruled over by an ancient dragon guarding passage to power beyond their reckoning."

### Shubble

* Shrub is the last known gnome.
* Gnomes ride wolves and have trouble swimming.
* Gnomes come from another realm. Their home was ravaged by the demon Xornoth.
* Spirits protect the forest. There are good spirits and bad spirits.
* Sprites are carved wooden effigies infused with spirits so they can walk the earth like people.
* Demonic corruption is rampant in the Nether. It can spread to the Overworld through portals and by carrying it around in your pockets. Corruption seems to be containable in a well-constructed fairy circle.
* Every forest has a Mother Wolf, a dire wolf who guides the wolves of that forest.
* The Nether is the most corrupted part of the Spirit Realm. It is where the Dark Spirit Exor resides.

## See also

* Lore
* Magic and religion
* Multiverse
* Races
* Languages
* Books
* Artifacts

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/8qZI41RV1mY?t=866
2. ↑ Explored heavily in Sausage's 33rd S1 episode
3. ↑ S1 ep. 5 (Pixlriffs), "The Great End Heist Disaster"
Hermit Gem

**GeminiTay** portrays an elf on *Hermitcraft*. Her character missed crossing over into *Empires SMP* in the Rift Incursion and did not appear on *Empires* until later. Instead she continued to roleplay as Princess Gem like she normally does, while also breaking character to regard the other Hermits as old friends. When the rulers of *Empires* crossed back into *Hermitcraft*, Gem roleplayed her elf character.

## References

1. ↑ GeminiTay Twitch, "Streaming until my puppy wakes up, lets chat" (11:15) – Gem talks about her character's origin
GoodTimesWithScar

* Hermit
* Halloween

**GoodTimesWithScar**, or more commonly just **Scar**, is a Washington-based American YouTuber and active member of the *Hermitcraft* since its 4th season. He crossed into *Empires SMP* in the Rift Incursion.

## Crossover

Scar entered the world of *Empires* in the hills north of Chromia. The first empire he visited was Stratos, where he was given wings after falling off its floating islands. Scar then made his way towards Tumble Town to meet his friend Jimmy, where he agreed to build him a steam locomotive. While gathering materials he visited a number of other empires, including Gobland where he was enticed to live.

## Official videos

* Ep. 26, "My NEW STARTER Base!!"
* Ep. 27, "Surprising Jimmy With A MEGA BUILD!"

## Trivia

* Scar says the steam locomotive he built for Tumble Town is called *Luxo Express*, built in Emeryville, California. He got the name from the Luxo ball, a motif that appeared in *Toy Story* and almost all movies by Pixar Animation Studios, which is also from Emeryville, California.

## References

1. ↑ Scar makes it clear he was the first Hermit to go through Grian's machine, such as in this clip
Artists

*Empires SMP* commissioned and credited a number of 2D and 3D artists to make the series work. The credits are not officially consolidated in a single place, so this list has been very slow to build as our editors discover set of credits one at a time.

## Credits

Series Logo - Alexa (@UrsulasRVNGE) (Twitter, YouTube)

### Season 1

* SixFootBlue – 3D artist (@SixFootBlue Twitter)
* Throir – 3D artist (@Throir1 Twitter)
* Violet! – 3D artist (@violxiv Twitter)
* Zombeanie – Skin artist

### Season 2

* Alexa (@UrsulasRVNGE) – 2D artist for Shelby's wanted poster (Twitter, YouTube)
* Dragonheart (@dragonheart2497) – Minecraft skin artist for TheMythicalSausage's Princess Tea Party sunflower dress
* E (@wassupimE\_twt) – Writer for some of TheMythicalSausage's adopted lore (Twitter)
* Luke\_animations – Animator for TheOrionSound's egg-hatching bit and TheMythicalSausage's battle for Sanctuary scene (YouTube)
* Sabira Langevin – 2D artist for TheMythicalSausage, Dangthatsalongname and Pixlriffs (Tumblr, Twitter)
* SixFootBlue – 3D artist for custom items & mobs (Twitter)
* TmLaner – Rendered TheMythicalSausage's battle for Sanctuary scene (YouTube)
* Viaven – 2D artist for the custom paintings Shelby uses (Twitter)
* Zombeanie – Minecraft skin artist for several members including TheMythicalSausage & Shubble (Twitter)

## References

1. ↑ Description of @fWhipTwo, "EMPIRES SMP WORLD DOWNLOAD and SEASON 2 INFO"
2. ↑ Thrior [Thrior1] (11 Sep 2021). "Hey guys, super pumped to finally show this shiny set of modeled weapons and gear. Had so much fun making these! Now I proudly present the Farmer Queen, @PearlescentMoon Golden Set of tools, made for Empires SMP! #empiressmp #Blockbench" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
3. ↑ Thrior [Thrior1] (17 Oct 2021). "Hey guys, I'm super pumped to be able to show off another set of items and gear done for another Empires SMP member! Now, I proudly present the Lord of Mythland, @Mythicalsausage Assassin's Set of deadly weapons, made for Empires SMP! #EmpiresSMP #Blockbench" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
4. ↑ Thrior [Thrior1] (10 Feb 2021). "Hey guys, super pumped to show off the final model I made for Empires SMP! Meet the Golden Goose, the perfect traveling companion for the Farmer Queen, @PearlescentMoon . Stay safe you Suspiciously Shiny Goose! #EmpiresSMPfanart #Blockbench #Minecraft" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
5. ↑ Violet! [violxiv] (12 Aug 2021). "Can finally show these! 😁⚔️ @Smajor1995's Rivendell Tools - made for the Empires SMP" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
6. ↑ Mentioned by TheMythicalSausage every time he introduces a new skin
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 7.2 Description of Shubble, ep. 20
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 8.2 Description of TheMythicalSausage, ep. 45
9. ↑ Directly mentioned in Pixlriffs' video, when he puts up the Santa Perla painting
10. ↑ Pixlriffs 🎮 [@Pixlriffs] (3 Dec 2022). "The majority of this season’s modelling and texture work has been by @SixFootBlue 😊" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
Llamaland

**Llamaland** is the town that replaced Chromia when Owen usurped Scott.

[looks like an orange]

## Settlements

*For a broad list of settlements and buildings in Empires Season 2, see Locations/Season 2.*
### Architecture

Llamaland did not build any of its own buildings, but it did replace all the empire's unique colors with orange.

## Characters

Most all of these are llamas (except Dan).

* Owen (bartender)
* Crow & Mia (representatives at the Greatbridge)
* Dan the fish
* Astrid
* Comet
* Eloise
* Mr. Fimbleson
* Gigi
* Martina
* Oreo
* Perry Paddingon
* Prism
* Saffron
* Violet
* Yeti

## References

1. ↑ "Building The Great Clock tower!!" by Joey Graceffa on YouTube – Joey displays Chromia's coordinates.
Herbology Textbook

The **Herbology Textbook** is an untitled textbook used in Professor Katherine's Herbology 101 course at the Crystal Cliffs Academy.

## Contents

 -Spore Blossom-A flower with magical spores that fill the air. This flower aids in the overall well being of the others around it.
 -Blue Orchid-A flower with chaotic magical properties. When combined with the correct ingredients, this flower is known to produce random entities and structures.

## References

1. ↑ Ep. 46 (Sausage), "The Beginning of The End"
Gunpowder War

The **Gunpowder War** is the season 2 war declared by Tumble Town to protect their control of the gunpowder trade, in response to Sheriff Jimmy discovering the ongoing Gunpowder Plot.

## Events

### Rise and fall of the Anvillain

*Official videos: Solidarity ep. 32 and LDShadowLady ep. 19*
Prior to the gunpowder war, Sheriff Jimmy cracked from the lack of respect he'd been getting from the other empire rulers, and he decided to go on a rampage. He tore the walls of Andy's Room down from around Tumble Town, blew the head off the Giant Joel statue, and settled on nabbing all the anvils on the server to fund his railroad project. This act of evilness eventually led to his great demise when Mayor Lizzie decided to rig one of the anvils she owned after hearing some news and information about the Mystery Anvillain. Jimmy feel for this simple TNT minecart trap, blowing him and all his entire inventory up including the dozens of stolen anvils. This explosion also made a small crater in the plaza of Critter City, where her jewel of Amethyst was sitting, but Mayor Lizzie quickly rebuilt the area and also touched up on it, quoting "What doesn't kill us makes up stronger".

### The Gunpowder War begins

*Official videos: Solidarity ep. 33, LDShadowLady ep. 21, fWhip ep. 25*
Suspicious about the recent lack of activity in his gunpowder business, Jimmy started to sleuth around Gobland in search of their alleged new gunpowder farm. He overheard Goblin fWhip talking about rockets, then after losing him he moved on to Animalia. There he discovered both the gunpowder farm and the rockets & TNT factory.

After Mayor Lizzie caught him, she and fWhip disclosed everything. Jimmy claimed ownership of the gunpowder farm, by right of owning the gunpowder trade, but Lizzie and fWhip contested that, saying it was made entirely out of Animalian amethyst. After Lizzie took a dig at Jimmy's inferiority complex, the encounter ended with Jimmy murdering one of the bat workers at the factory and fleeing, sparking war between the empires.

However, Nothing notable really followed.
Dan Desmartins

**Dan Desmartins** is a French-Canadian former professional ice hockey winger that played in the Farm Games ice hockey league. He played for the Albany Rattlers, Houston Giants and St. John's Mariners from 1977 until 1997. Desmartins captained the Houston Giants for 11 seasons, from 1984 until 1995. After his retirement, he worked as a numbers man for a few years, but struggled due to his mushy brain. He was hired as the host of The Beef Stove in 2008, but people could not understand him properly because he always mumbles and has a thick stupid frog accent. He has since served as a Knight of the Denley Roundtable, the host of The Quizmaster, and most recently his show Dan Time with Dan Desmartins.

Desmartins was a classic creampie forward, one of the first of his time, as he would cream guys along the boards and in the neutral zone and score big cums from the point. His cumshot was renowned across the league, and he became known as one of the most deadly coomers in the league. His time in Albany was filled with accolades, as he scored in the top 3 on the team in his first three seasons, nearly winning the Pennyworth Memorial Trophy in 1979. He solidified himself as one of their top 6 forwards, and grew a reputation for cumming fast and hard, using his big body to hump guys and put them in bad spots where the hyenas could take advantage while he goes and fucks the goal for the 2-1 lead, that's the Desmartins Cumshot baby!!

After his horny early seasons, Desmartins' production saw a downturn, although he still remained a consistent cummer and an asset to the team. However, in 1982, the Rattlers missed the playoffs after an abysmal season, and pressure was up high as fans and the media wanted blood. General Manager Stocks Bloodman convinced the owner and president/vice president that the team and it's core would bounce back in 1983, and saved himself from ruin. Unfortunately, in 1983, they did not bounce back, and Bloodman was fired along with the coach he hired.
Lady Katherine/Episode summaries

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This page is part of the wiki's chronologies project.

This page contains the detailed history of Lady Katherine during her adventures in the Empires SMP.

## Episode summaries

### Episode 21

She built Baby Town, a neutral land where the leaders of the empires can rest in the mini buildings based on buildings they have built in their empire. She added things people liked inside the houses to make them feel at home. Scott and Wizard Gem came to visit and mentioned how Katherine was friends with their enemies and that they needed Katherine to be at their side. She was also totally oblivious about the fact that all the crystals are above main buildings and roads.
Nether roof

In Season 2, the **Nether roof** was used to create a fast travel network between empires. Each leader built a portal to their empire.

## Travel portals

Ancient Capital Travel Portal.pngAncient CapitalAnimaliaChromiaCogsmeade Travel Portal.pngCogsmeadeThe EvermooreEverseaGlimmerGroveThe Goblin EmpireSanctuaryStratosTumble Town Travel Portal.pngTumble TownOlipeligo
## Gallery

The Goblin Empire's long-standing travel portal, that was moved ten months into season 2
Mods

The **Empires Mod** handles a number of aesthetic changes to the world of Empires, from custom hats and tools to rabbitfolk villagers and giant boars, whose appearance was made by commissioned 2D and 3D artists. The series holds firmly to the vanilla survival aspect of the game, however, so all of the changes are purely cosmetic, and everything in their world behaves identically to some basic element of vanilla Minecraft (e.g., Shelby the Witch has a magic wand that shoots arrows like a bow).

Aside from the Empires Mod, the server also has a proximity voice chat mod and a few resource packs. Some members also have minor client-side mods like minimaps and freecams. There are no other major mods.

## Empires Mod mechanics

In season 1 the numerous cosmetic changes were controlled by anvil renaming and mob nametags (e.g., renaming a horse to "Dire Wolf" would turn it into a very large, rideable wolf).

Season 2 introduced craftable bags of empire magic to create the various custom elements of their world. The magic bags can combine with certain items in a smithing table to give them unique models, and they also work on mobs to create fantasy creatures like the harengons of Sanctuary, the giant boars of Gobland and more.

These mechanics are rarely seen in the published series, and the custom elements are usually narratively introduced some other way; such as when Scott of Chromia crafted his wings out of fabric and wood, or when the magic of Sanctuary's land bestowed Princess Gem with magic butterfly wings.

## Resource packs

*Empires SMP* has a resource pack for adjusting armor stands (posing them and turning them invisible, controlled using a book) and a pack that replaces wandering traders' stocks with randomized "microblock" trades. Most members also use a client-side pack for turning armor invisible.

## Trivia

* The creators have no plans to release the Empires Mod, even after season 2 is over.

## References

1. ↑ Referred to as the "Empires Mod" during fWhip's 24 Feb 2023 stream
Gaming v. Beans

**Gaming v. Beans** (27 August 2022) is the season 2 civil lawsuit brought against SmallishBeans by SolidarityGaming, settled in small claims court. Solidarity alleged that the sheriff toys for sale at SmallishBeans's toy shop were made to look like Solidarity himself. The outcome, determined by the Honorable Judge Riffs, found SmallishBeans guilty of copyright infringement, and it was determined he should pay Solidarity all of the profits made from selling the toys.

Solidarity asked for it to go on record that his accepting this resolution in no way admits that he is a toy.

## Video perspectives

* "The Gatehouse & The Courthouse!" (11:10) by Pixlriffs
* "THE BIG COURT CASE!!" (3:04) by Solidarity
* "WARDENS IN THE EMPIRES" (6:59) by fWhip
* "Hermes' House & The Law Suit.." (10:37) by SmallishBeans

## Quotes

* "[Jimmy] is a loyal [sheriff] who has been [the server's] favorite... since [the start of the season]. [He] is a smart, determined, and passionate man, and would do anything for his nearest and dearest friends. He considers his friends as family and he tries his best to keep them together at all times." ——Description of Sheriff Woody from the Disney Fandom
Portland Patriots

The **Portland Patriots** are an Original Six Team Farm Games ice hockey team. Formed in 1897 by hockey enthusiast and hardcore racist Hamper Morgansen, the Patriots were the final Original Six team added to the association. They have a deep connection to founding father Sneeze Chenlin, who vouched for Morgansen and persuaded the Denley Brothers to give Portland the franchise over Victoria. The Patriots are a storied franchise, winning several Denley Cups during the Golden Age and being oft cited as the team of the 1970's.

The Patriots have an intense rivalry with fellow Original Six team, the Calgary Jailbirds, a rivalry that has been dubbed "The Battle of the Birds" due to both teams sporting birds as their logo. The Patriots organization has referred to the Jailbirds as "filthy monkeys" on several occasions, dubbing them a "savage, disgraceful piece of Farm Games history that should be forgotten". The Patriots are well known for several legendary players, such as the all time most goals record holder Ted America, generational playmaker Richard Mansfield, Golden Age star Bobby Chenlin, classic player Charlie Fun, and masterful power forward Flame Crennelchovik.

The team is currently owned by the descendent of Hamper Morgansen, Reiter Morgansen, with Golden Age hockey master Stank Armstrong as their team president. Brad Tichbourne is the acting General Manager, with all time points leader Dominic Desjardins as head coach. Centreman Conor Rea captains the team.

## Roster

**Center**

* Conor Rea (C)
* Rigoli Grigori
* Ben Kavcic
* Josh Lee
* Jasper Lemmings

**Right Wing**

* Trey Phillip (A)
* Sterling MacKenzie
* Jean Luc Prusseau
* Lewis Keaton
* Talyn Birch

**Left Wing**

* Jason Genova
* Jorge Rey
* Broggy Burrgel
* Brennan Watson

**Defence**

* Matthew Hawken (A)
* Ermick Berkenshauz
* Donny Trench
* Hayden Pacquette
* Bromiline Darby
* Swindell B. Toole

**Goaltenders**

* Jacob Sanderson
* Shonny Sondsov
Mythland Point

"**Mythland Point**" is a piece of Mythland fan lore adopted by MythicalSausage in his hardcore series. It does not actually appear as a book anywhere.

## Contents

Years ago a young king set out to establish watchpoints so he could keep an eye on all of his enemies and allies. He chose several points in which he would establish small towns. These seemingly innocent towns people that would live in the few houses would be the families of the guards stationed there. The guards would report to a central leader who would have messengers ready to take news to the king immediately. No one truly knows what happened to the King of Mythland. Some say he went mad, others say he was put into a deep slumber so he might survive the fall of his mighty kingdom.

## References

1. ↑ TheMythicalSausage, *Minecraft 1.18 Hardcore Let's Play*, ep. 17, "THE BEST SKELETON XP FARM & GUARDIAN BATTLE!!!"
Emperor/Season 1

## The Emperor

The **Emperor** is the rotating ruler of rulers in the Empire Games event of Season 1 (30 Oct 2021 – 29 Jan 2022). Whoever holds the Crown can establish one rule that all of the other rulers must follow during their reign. Subservient rulers can take the Emperor's crown or be granted it peacefully to become the Emperor themselves.

There were only eight rulers to hold the Crown. Those who did not include GeminiTay, Mythical Sausage, PearlescentMoon and Pixlriffs. Throughout the Games, Mythical Sausage served as the protector of the Emperor.

## Emperors

*This section has recently been moved to Empire Games#Emperors*
## Gallery

Jimmy on his throneScott on his throneJoel on his throneLizzie winning Who's the Weakest Empire?Joey at the Ocean Empire's villager market after getting the crownShrub on the Undergrove castleKatherine on her thronefWhip at The Grimlands after obtaining the crown
BdoubleO100

*For Bdubs' involvement with Hermitcraft, see his Hermitcraft wiki page.*

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* Hermit
* Saint of Dawn

**BdoubleO100**, or just **Bdubs**, is a Michigan-based American YouTuber and active member of *Hermitcraft* since its 5th season, also participating in its 1st. He crossed into *Empires SMP* in the Rift Incursion.

## Crossover

Knowing the Rift led to the world of *Empires*. Bdubs crossed over a day late to work on his improv skills. He walked to Dawn to meet with his good friend GeminiTay, where he was declared a saint of the Church of Dawn. He has taken up the duty of resetting the day-night cycle.

He moved on to Sanctuary where he agreed to work as a redstone engineer and was showered with gifts. He convinced Sausage to make good on his pledge to the Church of Dawn by converting St. Pearl's Cathedral to also represent the Sun.

## Official videos

* Ep. 21, "Improv Class!"
* Ep. 22, "The Sun Temple"
Mad king

* Art
* Finale

The **mad king** is the unnamed king of Sausage's old kingdom in the second season of Empires SMP. He went mad with a desire for magical power and slaughtered his citizens, in an event known as the Great Purge.

## Finale

*This section contains spoilers for Sausage's S2 finale episode .*

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## Appearances

* Ep. 9 – Depicted in Sausage's origin story
* Ep. 49 – Voice
* Ep. 50 – In-person appearance

## Trivia

* The evil king was originally going to be played by Rendog. Unfortunately Ren was dealing with personal matters at the time, and Martyn was able to fill the role instead.
Matthew Hawken

**Matthew "Hatthew Honkin Stockman the Human Helicopter" Hawken** is a professional Canadian ice hockey defenseman playing in the Denley's Glorious Farm Games. He is the alternate captain for the Portland Patriots, the team he was drafted to in 2016. Hawk Man is a spirited quicktime event type defense man, consistently turning up the heat in the "danger zone" and keeping things spicy. Some have attempted to besmirch his name, calling him a trickster and/or bastard type player due to his constant use of the Wet William Tactic, although Hawken and his teammates vehemently deny this, saying:

> The Wet William Tactic is simply a part of playing the game. If you don't like it, get out of the Farm Games. I played through plenty of Wet Williams and spotty dodge creampies in my day, these soft players are trying to tell me they can't handle a little wet pinky fingerblasting their eardrum? Fucking cancel culture has made fools of us all.
>
>

- Dominic Desjardins, coach of the Portland Patriots

Hawkins is highly respected in the field of smoking, being included in the top percentile of Most Smoking Farm Games Players. He is self-styled as a bogie connoisseur, as he smokes John Player Rich. Hatthew Honkin Stockman generally generates most of his power from prolonged periods of no movement, called Clown Time, in which Hawk gathers several joules of energy through eating sweet chilli heat doritos with nacho cheese dip and drinking pesbi. This is what allows Hawken to perform at such peak capacity on the ice. He is known to fart plenty during games, due to the cheesy chips and dip.

Matthew has been a staunch supporter of robot judge for years, advocating for the destruction of all roads and a return to a primitive lifestyle, except with robot judge and he gets ATV's and big cool guns. He is also well known for being a Mandalay Bay truther, claiming the presence of the H-word at the event raises skepticism about shooter Stephen Paddock's allegiances. Stockman also has a complicated and full-proof plan for defending the borders of Meaford, Ontario, in the event of some economic collapse or otherwise apocalyptical circumstance such as Hog World. He claims he would make Sean Thompson the Admiral of the Navy in this plan, and would welcome him and his refugee's into the stronghold with open arms, no matter how many settlements they may have raided.
Deities

Divine beings are defined as beings with supernatural capabilities, simply put, deities.

Saints
* **St. Pearl** – Saint Pearl (referred to as Santa Perla) is an angel existing in her own palace in the clouds.
	+ **Madre de Girasoles, the Sunflower Queen** – A later name for St. Pearl from the time of the Ancient Capital, prior to Season 2; apparently has domain over life and harvest
* **St. Bdubs** - Saint of the church of Dawn.

Deities
Season 1

* **Aeor** - He was the protector and guardian of Rivendell and one of the great stags, twin stag gods that ruled the world together.
* **Air elemental** - Deity of air, worshiped by the Maztecs.
* **Earth elemental** - Deity of earth, worshiped by the Maztecs.
* **Exor** - He was the twin brother of Aeor, one of the twin stag gods that ruled the world together, he is also the overarching antagonist of Season 1.
* **Fire elemental** - Deity of fire, worshiped by the Maztecs.
* **Fortune gods** - The gods of fortune.
* **Water elemental** - Deity of water, worshiped by the Maztecs.

Season 2

* **Emma** – A lower goddess who lives in Sanctuary
* **Jeremy** - Crazy god, originates from X-life SMP.
* **St. Pearl** – Saint Pearl (referred to as Santa Perla) is an angel existing in her own palace in the clouds, however she is not only a saint but a deity of sunflowers according to the tradition of Sausage's old kingdom.
	+ **Peril** – A name for St. Pearl among the people of Stratos.
* **Sun** - Deity of the sun worshiped by Dawn

Afterlife deities

* **Scott's unnamed deity**- As described.
* **The Orb** - A deity worshiped by the endermen and enderians.

X-life deities

* **Jeremy** - God of donkeys and craziness.

Self-proclaimed deities
* **St. Bdubs** – Saint of the church of Dawn, also a self-proclaimed deity of the church.
* **Joel** – Deity of thunder and the stratosphere from the time of Season 2.
* **Joe** – God of the sea from the time of Season 2.
* **Mythical Zeusage** – Thunderborn from the time of *Afterlife SMP.*
* **Thor** – Thunderborn from the time of *Afterlife SMP.*

Demi-gods
* **Hermes** – The adoptive son of Mythical Sausage and Joel, has abilities to control the weather.
* **Shotgun** – A demigod who keeps a tavern in Mythland.

### Champions

* **Alinar and Cohnal** – Two elven brothers who became champions of Aeor and Exor in a time long past.
* **Scott and Xornoth** – Two elven brothers who also became champions of Aeor and Exor in the time of Season 1.
* **Mythical J. Sausage** – Champion of Pearl in *Afterlife SMP* and *Empires SMP* Season 2.

1. ↑ "The Eye of Stratos!" by Smallishbeans – Joel dedicates his temple to the farming god, Peril.
Ocean Folklore

Title page of the book

"***Ocean Folklore***" is a 5-page book containing the past of two ancient sea-dwellers who ruled the seas before the human empires appeared. It was first seen in LDShadowLady's 18th episode of her Empires series and is taken to her empire's shipwreck grotto.

## Contents

> Thousands of years ago, a monstrous creature dominated the oceans. The creature had the head of a codfish and a body like a salamander, four small webbed feet and a long tail.
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> After centuries of loneliness, the creature called upon the ocean gods and laid a clutch of eggs on a rocky island. Soon after, the creature began to wither away and die, leaving the eggs unprotected.
>
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> In time, all but two of the eggs were destroyed, leaving one large pristine egg and one smaller damaged egg. From the large egg hatched a four-legged amphibious being with gills and colourful fins.
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> The amphibious being seized the remaining damaged egg and disappeared into the cold ocean never to be seen again.
>
>
Joel Thundercheeks

* God
* Without beard
* Halloween
* Human

**Joel of Stratos** was the season 2 ruler presiding over Stratos, a shining city in the sky that looms over a plains valley. Joel was an increasingly unhinged god, originally a human who was gifted godly powers by a magical fountain.

## Appearance

Joel is an 11-foot-tall god with brown eyes, a brown beard and brown hair with a streak of bright green. He frequently asserts his canonical description as being handsome, tall and sexy.

Prior to being granted his powers, he had slightly lighter skin, no beard and wore a Shrek-style outfit instead of the toga he had for the rest of the season.

### Custom items

Joel has a set of angelic wings gifted to him by the Fountain of Strength.

In episode 37, Joel summoned a unique trident by the power of Lore.

## History

*To read the full history of SmallishBeans in the Empires SMP, go here.*

## Episodes

*To see full episodes of Joel, see Episodes.*

## List of pranks

Pranks on Joel:

* "Calcite Taken from Pix's Mountain" (set up, reception, response)
* Throwing L's at Joel (set up)
* Waxed copper (set up, reception)
* Stratos-Sphere heist (set up, reception, response)
*More of an act of war than a prank.*
* Luring a warden (set up, reception, response)
* Tiny Stratos-Sphere (set up, reception)
* Arresting Joel
* Rigged Stratos-Sphere gold

## Relationships

 Lizzie | Positive
 Goblin fWhip | Positive
 Pixl | Positive
 Mythical Sausage | Positive

## Quotes

*This is official canon lore, I am now 11ft. I'm getting it in in episode 1, I am very tall this season|.* ——Joel establishing his height, episode 1
## Trivia

* Joel the God dislikes Joel the Editor.
* He and Sausage have a child called Hermes.
* Lizzie has a close enough relationship with Joel and Sausage for them to consider her Hermes' aunt.

## References

1. ↑ Self-proclaimed King of Quartz
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 The Fountain of Strength!
Hermitopia

*Also see Hermitopia on the Hermitcraft Fandom.*

**Hermitopia** is a settlement founded by Grian near the Greatbridge for the Hermits. His vision is for the Hermits to come together and "speedrun Minecraft," filling the megabase with one of every kind of auto-farm.

The empire has had several names, including **Hermitland**, **Hermageddon** (by Scar), **Hermichigan**, and **Blockatomi Plaza**.

## Buildings

The Hermitopia towerHermit transfiguration & tag machines (Grian ep. 27)GrumbotCubfan's Empires Challenge House
Hermitopia Tower stages
Initial plot (Cubfan's Empires Challenge House included), date: Nov 2, 2022Hermitopia Tower, date: Nov 5, 2022Hermitopia Tower, date: Nov 11, 2022Hermitopia Tower, date: Nov 20, 2022Moss farm section (False ep. 032)Foundation (Xisuma epp. 1087, 1088)Crop farms (Pearl ep. 26)Industrial bee greenhouse (Scar ep. 29)Grumbot section (Grian ep. 29)Furnace array (Xisuma epp. 1087, 1089)Tower top (False ep. 033)Monster farm section
## List of machines

* Monster farm (by iJevin)
* Basic mud machine (by Grian)
* Concrete machine (by Impulse)
* Bee farm (by Scar)
* Wool farm (by Xisuma)
* Cactus farm (by Xisuma)
* Crop farms (by Pearl)
* Sugarcane farm (by Cubfan)
* Pumpkin & melon farm (by JoeHills)
* Moss farm (by False)
* Wood farm (by False)
* Bamboo farm (by Xisuma)
* Basic super smelter (by Xisuma)

Elsewhere
* Copper farm (by Xisuma & Pixlriffs)
* Enderman farm (by iJevin and Pixlriffs)
* Piglin trading (by iJevin)
* Raid farm (by ImpulseSV)
* Warden farm (likely built by Cubfan)

## Quotes

* *It's got a long ways to go, and as they say, 'Rome wasn't built in a day.'* ——Xisuma ep. 1087

## See also

* Hermit
* Hermitcraft
* Rift Incursion
* Multi Tag

## References

1. ↑ Pixlriffs, "Sculk Catalysts Explained! Why Empires SMP Players React Surprised #Minecraft #shorts #survival" – via YouTube Shorts
Congratulations

***Congratulations*** is a 1-page letter containing a congratulations to Jimmy and a trade request of slime to Jimmy from Pix.

## Contents

Congratulations on your new home.
I've taken the liberty of helping move some boxes in for you ;)
If you're up for trading sometime I'd love some locally sourced slime!
- Pixlriffs
Mythland Ancestors Story

The book's resting location in the Dark Forge of Mythland

The **Mythland Ancestors Story** is an untitled piece of fan lore adopted by MythicalSausage in Season 1.

## Contents

 It didn't take him long to notice all the animals, many of which didn't seem to belong in the area he'd inhabited, all of which seemed much more intelligent than normal animals were wont to be. What would be more effective at at draining an area of magic than a curse?
By: FavoriteGinger

## References

1. ↑ Ep. 28 (Sausage), "THE DARK BLACKSMITH / SAUSAGE SUPREME!!!"
Mayor Lizzie

* Disguised
* Cat
* Mystic
* Halloween

Lizzie, in the second season, portrays a humanoid cat creature that is currently disguising itself as a human. Her character's ultimate goal is to create and rule a utopia for all animals, so she decided to make Animalia.

## Appearance

At first glance, Lizzie appears as a light-skinned human with long, pink hair and blue eyes, wearing an schoolgirl-esque sailor outfit. However, aside from the fact that she looks relatively normal, Lizzie's hands and feet appear to be paws, and are covered in fur resembling that of an calico cat. Her face also seems to, as she wears a mask to hide her actual cat-like appereance.

## History

*To read the full history of LDShadowLady in the Empires SMP, go here.*

## Episodes

*To see full episodes of LDShadowLady, visit Episodes.*

## Empire

*For more details about her empire, visit Animalia*.

Lizzie is planning to make Animalia, what she describes to be, a "utopia for animals". She plans and creates many different cities and districts for her empire to rule over.

## Relationships

 God of the Sky | Positive
 Goblin fWhip | Positive
 Pirate Joe | Neutral