The Great Heresy Wars

**The Treachery and Heresy of Kyvqokor (Kihv-koh-kohhr):** Kyvqokor was a serf in the mines of Kykkwynvlyaalyryry. He was on the fringes of almost all society around him. Alongside being a serf, he had contracted many delusions from exposure to Amogium and Cringe gas. He was just barely functional enough to complete his work. One day, he received a vision while he was mining. He saw clearly the presence of a new mineral. As he dug to the place that called him, he did in fact discover a rock with a new mineral surrounding it. As he seized the mineral, he fainted and remained undiscovered for 5 weeks. When he woke, he discovered the light blue mineral fused to his hands. This mineral gave him immunity to all poison, all diseases of the body and mind. He was telepathically connected to what he called the "chat" in his head. Millions of voices commanded him. They could tell him where to go, what was around him etc. Kyvqokor came to his miner comrades, and spoke to them in fluent Welsh. They were shocked, not even the Welsh knew how their own language worked. Kyvqokor persuaded them in this new language and they all took arms and exited the mines. Kyvqokor shouted Welsh slogans in the streets, instantly convincing everyone who hears them. They toppled down the noble's castles. Kyvqokor seemed unable to lose any confrontation. Even when he was unarmed and up against armored police officers, he seemed to win using elaborate matrix-like moves. And whenever he defeated an officer, he would hear the chat in his head shout "poggers". He named this miracle mineral "Pogium" (Pg). When he toppled down the castellogrefyddhwylfawrmathduwmathabawfelynadwiddimyn gwybodchwerthinyuchel, he founded a new religion and system. The religion worshipped Pogium and the oracle of the chat. The new system put Kyvqokor in a supreme leader position. His ideology was named "Sewer Constructivism”, focused on the construction of new pseudo-industrial buildings in controlled cities out of the sewers (literal or figurative) they used to be.

## The Great Heresy Wars

### Aftermath

Kyvqokor commits self birth but it's opposite day

### Location

(mostly) Wales

**The Bloody Chat:** The new Kykkwynvlyaalyryry army engaged in a bloody crusade against the upper classes of Welsh cities. They had little desire of world conquest after this, and focused on realizing constructivist ideals. Non-welsh peoples were harder to persuade since they were often of different species and were also incapable of understanding any type of Welsh. The castles of Welsh kingdoms were burned to the ground and replaced with more pseudo-industrial buildings of productivity. Man-maintained factories for creating weapons out of Amogium and Cringe. These factories doubled as growing areas for vines, whose fruits fed the Welsh population. Their only rivalry would be with the Johners, who didn't appreciate their civilizational buddy being deposed and turned into an isolationist state. King John was coming over with the entire Johnish army. First, crows were heard in the skies of Kykkwynvlyaalyryry. The scouts were here, Kyvqokor sounded all alarms and prepared his army for battle. Modern warfare was a lot more chemical. The Johners and Welshmen skirmished at the gates, but most of the deaths were indirect. The Welshmen unleashed cringe gas on the Johnish camps, causing them all to have cringe attacks. The cringe flamethrowers hid behind gas masks to protect themselves. The Johners chucked grenades onto Welsh factories, leading to indiscriminate deaths of civilians as well. This back and forth is really just a loss for the Welsh, since all that was happening is their country was being destroyed. Kyvqokor consulted the chat, which gave him the idea of catapulting himself to Deth and angering Elon Musk to attack the kingdom of John. He did just that and catapulted himself back to capital of John. Elon Musk followed him in rage and when he got to the capital he started weed-vaporizing all of it. Kyvqokor escaped as Vykarijohn was eviscerated by marijuana lasers. He stole a horse and traveled back to his people, hearing "poggers" spammed in his head. When he reached Kykkwynvlyaalyryry, he also received news that Elon Musk had not returned to his hole after destroying Vykarijohn and was coming for him. When Elon Musk floated over to the capital castle, Kyvqokor tested his power and battled him. He wrestled him in the sky and eventually snapped his neck, assassinating him. Meanwhile, King John had arrived at the main castle while Kyvqokor was distracted and the army was scared. As King John came up the stairs, Kyvqokor did the same to him. At this point, he seemed unstoppable.