Mattias Nilsson

*"This Swede definitely has what it takes to be quite possibly the most brutal 'Stormer to ever come from the land of the Vikings. Matter of fact, he's just as brutal as an actual Viking. When he's not totally trashing his opponents beyond recognition, he's actually a really cool person to be around. He was once a weapons operator in the Swedish Navy, and was even in the elite Arctic Rangers special forces! After serving in the Song Initiative and the Venezuelan War, alongside Jennifer Mui and Chris Jacobs, he decided he'd go onto the Arctic Edge Festival."*
*"Oh, he doesn't like me? Well, you can tell him to get in line, behind everyone else." - Mattias*
**Mattias Nilsson** is a crossover character appearing throughout The Cherrybomber's fanonical *MotorStorm* sequels.

He appears in *Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction* and *Mercenaries 2: World In Flames*.

He originally had a criminal career from the age of 26 to 31, rolling with the Outlaws motorcycle club's Swedish chapter, and was quite skilled at carjacking, and evasive driving, which definitely gives him an edge in vehicular combat, especially when he drives the smaller vehicles.

From his time in the Swedish Arctic Rangers, he became extremely athletic, being able to run, sprint and swim long distances, which was a requirement within the special forces, this gives him an edge in quite a few Extreme Sports, primarily Parkour.

However, he definitely is no stranger to doing drugs, and lots of them. He's definitely no stranger to dropping a tab of LSD with The Legend and listening to his conspiracy theories, which he struggles to not buy into. Ever since The Phantromedas have introduced themselves to MotorStorm, he frequently pops their mushrooms, and will also eat the 'shrooms grown by Monjafetta. He's also definitely down to smoke bowl after bowl of weed with Tracey Prescott and Graveyard God.

Lastly, he can be seen participating in Jackass Stunts.

## Vehicles

### Pandrosia

* The Norse Wind (Main Asphalt Vehicle)
* The Black Heart (Drag Racing Vehicle)
* Mohawk Indiana
* Patriot V8
* Rasputin Alkonost Raid
* Castro Capitano (Main off road vehicle)
* Mojave Slugger
* Monarch Nixon
* Beelzebuggy Dragonfly
* Patriot Madonna
* Jester Bronco
* Magnum Revolter
* Falfer Sledgehammer
* Bluebird Caravella
* Patriot Townie
* Falfer Undertaker
* Lunar-Tec Broker
* Molotov Drago
* Voodoo Thunder Lizard

#### Special Vehicles

* Lunar-Tec Kutter
* Humbler Diablo
* Falfer Supercell
* Lunar-Tec Peacekeeper

## Quotes

As with any other 'Stormer, he can be interacted with at the Festival Site or on The Carrier.

### Pandrosia

* *"Hey, Falkenberg, quit being the Swedish stereotype, you're making me look bad, you damn brat!"* - Arguing with Gretchen Falkenberg
* *"I took a hit from Graveyard God's four-foot bong, for f\*%(#'s sake, that s\*%( had me coughing my lungs up, can't help but say smoking weed ain't the same like it was back when I was a biker."*
* *"Look, I've killed hundreds, if not thousands of people and I know I'm going to Hell. Jesus and God hate Pharisees, so that means I'll meet you in Hell when we both die."* - Arguing with Giles Cromey
* *"I wouldn't doubt Jarod is definitely the legend when it comes to skating."*
* *"Nicotine. It's a chemical enemy, always inside of me."* - Smoking a cigarette
* *"You just slammed, **HARD.** What an idiot you are..."* - Reacting to the player participating in a Jackass stunt
* *"Jenny, Chris and I worked with the communists in two wars, and if I were your parents, I'd have regretted ever having you."* - Arguing with Morgan Fail
* *"Wait, Cromey called Gaucho a **wetback?!** That's f&$%ed up as hell!"*
* *"What the hell?! Someone's asking to get their ass kicked."* - Reacting to when the player tabletops him
* *"I played guitar for Graveyard God with Twizted Black Cap at a concert. If it wasn't for me, the crowd wouldn't have been stoked. Black Cap's a real amateur."*
* *"Enough is enough!"* - Telling off Jingo
* *"You wanna say that again, tough guy?"* - Arguing with Jingo
* *"I can't help but say The Hills offer a great view of Pandrosia City."*

#### Skateboarding

##### Commenting on a successful trick

* *"Not bad, not bad."*
* *"That's very well done."*
* *"Add a late flip, then I'll really be impressed."*
* *"Way to stick that landing."*

##### Commenting on a failed trick

* *"If it ain't Bailey McBailster!"*
* *"Fenrir could do better than that, and he's a wolf!"*
* *"Jenny's bulldog could do that better than you!"*
* *"Amateur!"*

##### Failing a trick himself

* *"Man down!"*
* *"S&%\*!!!"*
* *"Damn it! I had it!!"*

##### Getting Knocked down by the player

* *"What the hell's the matter with you?!"*
* *"You gonna knock it off or do I have to knock you out?"*
* *"Get the hell out of here if you're gonna do that!"*

##### Knocked down too many times

* *"This is an emergency! A Viking emergency!"*
* *"Alright tough guy/girl, let's go!"*
* *"You're gonna wish you hadn't done that!"*
* *"I got a friend for you to meet, his name is Mr. Pavement!"*
* *"I'm in nicotine withdrawal, so you're in for a treat!"*

##### Knocking down the player

* *"Tag, you're it, motherf#$%er!"*
* *"Knock-knock!"*
* *"And stay down, you wuss!"*
* *"Take that, loser!"*

##### Chasing the player

* *"Hold up, I got something important to tell ya!"*
* *"Lemme clean that spot on your face!"*
* *"C'mere ya amateur!"*

##### Outran by the player

* *\*Coughs violently\* "I really need to stop smoking."*
* *\*Hacking violently\* "Too many burgers!"*
* *\*Hyperventilating\* "Chest in pain! Left arm tingling!"*
* *"I'll catch you back at the Festival Site, then my fist will meet your face."*

### Fendrana

* *"You're really in for it now, Falkenberg, just you wait until Shuriken gets out there."* - Warning Gretchen Falkenberg about Shuriken
* *"I'm surprised Russia and America haven't tried to colonize this place. This land has so many valuable natural resources."*
* *"I had a run-in with the cult at the aftermath. They're **not** that scary. I'm tempted to kill a few of those greasy bastards."*
* *"I went with a few of those Phantromedas out in the hills. Some of the s%&# they talk about doesn't make any sense."*

### Gearheads Reunited

#### General

* *"I seriously hate these masks, I can't breathe with these things."*
* *"Stay home my ass. I'm gonna take my motorcycle on a cruise."*
* *"So, Doc Fauci wants MotorStorm cancelled?"*
* *"I heard there's been riots all over the world, this pandemic gets worse and worse every damn day. Not helping is that all the self-serving legislators politicize these riots for their own agendas. Not only that, but the media in general is using sensationalist yellow journalism to turn people on each other for their own profit."*
* *"Supposedly, Fauci's been lying about how this virus appeared. My money is that it escaped that lab in China, because there isn't a single virus out there that is nearly as destructive as this one."*
* *"Apparently a certain social cause thinks we're racists because of that Fail moron, and they put a bounty on my head. I'd kill him if I could, but then he'd become his enablers' savior."*

### Laguna Seca

* *"So, you've convinced a whole lot of dumbasses at that pathetic community college of yours that MotorStorm is racist, now the local social cause that fights racism with more racism put a bounty on my head for killing a black man who tried to kill me twice. I'd kill you if I could, but that would make you a martyr, so I'll let you live."* - To Morgan Fail.
* *"Don't you press down on the gas pedal when going down the corkscrew, that's what the amateurs do."*
* *"Took a litre bike for a ride. These things make the superbikes look like they're made for amateurs!"*

### North American Dream Pack

#### Monument Valley

* *"Well, well, looks like we're at the place where MotorStorm had its start."*
* *"The ghost of Bobby "Big Dog" Duggan. Ain't this a damn treat to catch up?"* - Talking to the ghost of Big Dog
* *"You say I'm harder than you? Heh heh, that's good for a laugh!"* - Talking to the ghost of Big Dog
* *"Sucks we never could go ride choppers together, man."* - Talking to the ghost of Big Dog
* *"Say, remember when you tried to buy my chopper and I said 'No'?"* - Asking the ghost of Big Dog about the time he tried to buy The Norse Wind
* *"Tenderloin Canyon is harsh, no amateur will survive that! The fact that Legend designed it shows that if he puts his mind to it, he could design something truly brutal for the 'Stormers to race in."*

#### The Island

* *"I'm pissed because I didn't make it in time to this piece of heaven."*
* *"Volcano races? Now we're talking my language!"*
* *"It's official, Scorched wasn't designed by amateurs!"*
* *"I went to Paradise Beach and got high with Jarod on acid, and holy s\*%#, we both saw fire god Pele, and he challenged us to a race! He isn't an amateur either!"*
* *"Beachcomber gives me memories of my time in the Swedish Navy."*

#### Alaska

* *"I'm surprised we decided to come back to this freezing hellhole."*

#### The City

* *"I remember the day Bob kicked the bucket in this joint."*
* *"Something about Muerte always stunk like a dead body, and it's not just the fact that he sabotaged Dice's car back in '11, either!"*
* *"Oh f%^&, Muerte ain't no amateur that's for damn sure!"*
* *"Wishin' Tyler the best in his rematch against Muerte."*
* *"Damn, this guy's a real bonedaddy! Literally!"* - upon seeing Muerte's true face

### Untamed Tundra

#### Taymyr Peninsula

* *"Those mercenaries that protect the oil rig transporters don't scare me. Believe me, I've actually killed mercenaries that were hired to kill me!"*
* *"I had an actual run in with those mercenaries and they are amateurs. They're nothing to be scared of, matter of fact they cowered in fear when I took my helmet off. The moment they recognized my face, they knew to stay the hell outta my way."*

#### Yakutia Lowland

* *"That new guy, Shahin, looks like he means business. But, nobody causes nearly as much destruction as me."*
* *"Wasn't I here just yesterday?"*
* *"It's official, Shahin is the furthest thing from an amateur. Sure he's new at MotorStorm, but if I didn't see him race, I'd still think he's an amateur. I thought I was tough as nails, but god damn! I wonder if all the Sardaukar are like this..."*
* *"I'll be waiting for your challenge then, captain."* - responding to Shahin's compliment
* *"Something about this place feels familiar."*

#### Caspian Sea

* *"Well, if you think about it, Mr. Solano was a corrupt industrialist billionaire. Him and a coward named Blanco had me work for them, and I made the mistake of buying into his scheme of saving the puppet top general of the Venezuelan military from being killed in a coup d'etat, only to get shot in the ass by one of his men as I was escaping his villa after a deal went wrong. Kinda reminds you of that Baron Harkonnen guy, huh?"* - Replying to Shahin
* *"With the way you described Baron Harkonnen, he makes Solano look handsome. Can't imagine being as fat as a guy like that!"* - Replying to Shahin

## Gallery

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