Harry the Potter Fan

**Harry the Potter Fan** (AKA **Lim Cheng Chi** and **Tony Modra**) is a character played by Broden Kelly on Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!.
He is a massive Harry Potter fan, but he has only seen the first movie in year 7, walked through Universal Pictures and seen Swiss Army Man. He is simply a big fan of the general energy of the franchise, and so tends to say nonsense words that are not part of the book. He has whiddles of piffetypoff and flams of jampelypoomp. He is as blind as a spooky bat. His favourite cheat meal is a naughty jellybean.

### Harry's perception of the Harry Potter franchise

According to Harry, in the wizarding school of Julie Andrews (which resides in Harry Potter Land), there are four houses. These houses include Whiffletuff and Smitheldore, for sleepy boys and Italian people respectively. The sleepy boys always steal Harry Potter's wand. There is also a house for white people and another unmentioned house, but both go unnamed. The students are sorted into the houses by a magical baseball hat, and Niddlechops are the points that are awarded to each house. The Northern realm is where evil spirits reside, and the Grampians exist in this world also.

Sporting events take place such as cabbage fights, where they fly around on broomsticks in the sky and throw metal balls to win the crux tux ends. At the end of the year, they must win the Cornish Crucksils, which is when Harry Potter finds out whose widdledidams he'll be taking home for Christmas.

Every Friday night, they fuck. In Harry Potter Land, wanking is very different; penises are called nuffles and wizards and witches play with the head like a ball. Muggles tend to pull the shaft until evil puff comes out, which is described in book 6. It is possible to cast spells to make yourself cum, but it's not as good as head wanking.

Some witches wear hats when they fly around and they like having cats as pets. They make broth out of little children, newts and eyes of snakes, and they make spells in cauldrons. Spells and other magic include:

* Slamchaloomjoe - a spell to do on your crush at school
* Crumplehornsnorcax - a spell that can be used to grant more time
* Sleeping powder - an evil spell
* Nanchee - gives you the power of the bumblebee
* Needlepuff - a wicked spell
* Whiddling
* Hinting
* Naughty jellybean from the Grampians - makes you run really fast
* Memory spell (unnamed)

There is a nasty teacher there named Snorlorg who sticks his wand up students' assholes, and the main villain of the story is Liev Schreiber whose face is on the back of his head. Hodor is also a character. Harry Potter has a pet called Batty Bill who leaves liqourice at everyone's door at Easter, and is also Harry's best friend. He hates Snape (or Snate) who is played by Alan Rickman, and says that Harry Potter is played by British actor Harry Bickmore.

### Appearances

He joined the Aunty Donna Podcast alongside Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. He said that The Rock was going to get a visit from Snorlorg, and that he should be in a cabbage fight. He then said The Rock could be in the Whiffletuff house. He said Mark would be put into Smitheldore house because he's Italian. and that The Rock should fly around on a broomstick. Once The Rock left, he tried to fuck Mark. Mark tried to ask him why he doesn't watch the films in lockdown, and he said a spell would give him more time to do so. He berated Mark for taking too much laxative, and listed ten things that Mark could have done instead:

1. Read a nanchee,
2. Harm a hankred,
3. Cast a wicked needlepuff,
4. Land your horselcrorse on an old needlejohn,
5. Ride the whore,
6. Whiddle an old noodle,
7. Speak to a nange,
8. Hint on a cinnamon dust biscuit,
9. Ward off evil spirits from the Northern realm,
10. Wank your nuffle.

He stayed while Harry Bickmore joined the podcast, and explained that Harry Potter is played by Bickmore. He also tried toget Mark to wrap up the podcast. Mark called him Harry the Potter Fan, and he finally remembered his name and claimed he was put under a memory spell. (*Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!*)