Betsy Buns

Betsy Buns the leader of the Alien Gheys

**Escosikikhotsi Ischkockhichah** (better known as **Betsy Buns**) is one of the many antagonists of the BBT Network and Billy Bob's Arch-Nemesis. They're the leader of the Alien Greys or "Alien Gheys" which Billy Bob Tanley, as well as his fans and friends often call their race. Betsy's channel focuses on WWE topics and rants about their smarky views on PG wrestling.

They are a part of the LGBT community, and their best friends are Peckcella Von Peter, Glenn Lidrow, and Tails. Betsy Buns is a pink alien from outer space who is a closeted homosexual and a misogynist. They tend to fly their pink-colored spaceship (UFO) outside Billy's house every once in a while, which makes Billy unaware of when he'll get probed again.

## Quotes

"Greetings, you beautiful earthlings. I am Betsy Buns, welcome my friends"

"I love (insert any male here), as a friend, of course"

"OOOOHHHH YEEAAAAHHH"

"I hate women's wrestlers"

"Friendship is magic. Betsy is Love."

"I am Betsy Buns, and you all have a wonderful day. Goodbye for now, OOOOHHH YEEAH!"

"You need to come inside my spaceship, so we can do some *friendship things* together"

"Oh, I'm sorry, everyone... I am such a smark"

"Finn Balor is the greatest wrestler of all time - he makes my body tingle all over"

## Biography

### Backstory

Betsy Buns was born years ago on an unnamed planet to his father, Zion Buns: the emperor of the free world, whom his comrades knew as a fierce leader. When he was 14, his father Zion died due to nuclear missiles. On his deathbed, Zion told the young Betsy to assume the throne and make him proud, a promise that Betsy would later break. During his leadership, he would sometimes take random people in their spaceship and probe them. They have been spying on Billy Bob Tanley for many years before the probing.

In 2008, they took Billy Bob Tanley inside their spaceship while he was hunting for firewood, and they probed him up his ass which traumatized him. Billy would drink beer to reduce the pain his asshole experienced from the probing.

When Vince McMahon turned the WWE PG on June 22, 2008, they started to enjoy wrestling and tended to show love for indie wrestlers. Their favorite wrestler is Finn Balor, in which they love him "as a friend, of course." However, they're gay for him, except they kept denying that they're homosexual. They are insecure about admitting their true sexuality, which is why their race is called "Alien Gays."

### Personality

Betsy Buns is an effeminate individual and he has a kink for abducting people (albeit most of the time males) to probe them.

He is so kinky that sometimes he takes most of things out of context, in which he assumes he likes Hotdogs and Bananas "as friends of course" while being interviewed by Otis James Clinton, he uses his words as an excuse to hide his sexuality to the audience as he reassures the latter that he is not gay.

Betsy doesn't have only a childish behavior when it comes to certain things, he is shown to be a misogynistic while reviewing the roster showing huge distaste towards women wrestlers, he even went as far to slander Kanako "Asuka" Urai making fun of her ethnicity

He is also shown to be a sore loser and a cowardly wimpy individual unable to handle his foe Billy Bob Tanley during a hand to hand combat in Lorenzo's vengeance saga, after being defeated by Billy by simply getting bitch slapped, he tried to apologize and beg for him to not hurt him for absolute no avail, then Billy reveals to have a barb-wired bat and shoves it inside his ass making him bawl in pain and react fearfully to Billy for ruining his anus

### YouTube Career

In 2018, Betsy Bun's Alien Gheys broke into Billy's house. Their voice was once heard when Billy Bob Tanley killed 3 of their Alien Greys, and the "reason" why they hate him is because he "caused them nothing but trouble". During their battle against Billy Bob Tanley, they arrive to kick BBT's ass because "he is a bully to them and their beautiful race" in Billy Bob Tanley vs. Betsy Buns. Betsy is a wimp, so they got bitch-slapped and probed with Billy's barbed wire bat to show him how does it feel about being probed and having your buttocks hurting like a living hell.

Betsy and their minions speak in a normal voice, but their speech is autotuned, which makes it sound like they're singing rather than just talking.

Betsy Buns' Debut at WWE 2K22 RAW Wrestling GameThe mask that's used for Betsy Buns and most of the alien greys
### 10 Reasons Why Betsy loves Finn Balor (as a friend, of course)

On July 14, 2020, Betsy Buns made a video listing ten reasons they love Finn Balor.

**Betsy Buns's List:**

1. "I love his face *oh, just look at his face* it makes my body tingle all over"
2. "He's very athletic *oh, when I see him in the ring* showing off his athleticism
3. "I love his flips and kicks"
4. "He puts on five-star matches"
5. "He has great mic skills, one of the best talkers ever"
6. "He has wonderful charisma, *oh Finn Balor, you just make me blush allover*"
7. "I love his ***long smooth legs***"
8. "He makes the ratings skyrocket through the roof"
9. "The people that hate him are just jealous. That's right, you're all jealous of Finn Balor"
10. "He is better than all the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression Era wrestlers. He can run circles around all those losers"

## Loves (As Friends of Course)

* Finn Balor (according to Betsy, he loves him as a "friend" of course)
* Tails
* Peckcella Von Peter
* The color Pink
* WWE indie PG Era
* Probing men with dildo machines
* Ghey Related Stuff
* Dolph Ziggler
* John Cena
* Vince McMahon
* His Alien Greys
* My Little Pony
* Matt Riddle
* Purple (Sometimes)
* Daniel Bryan
* Kofi Kingston
* Kevin Owens
* Michael Cole
* Flips & Kicks
* Barney the Dinosaur
* Friendship
* Glenn Lidrow
* Susan Wojcicki (The YouTube CEO)
* Jacking off to indie wrestlers
* Ricochet
* Joey'sWorldTour (Secret Love Interest)
* Michael Rosen
* Male wrestlers wearing less clothing
* Earthlings (Depending on their goal)
* Flowers
* Barney's Hide & Seek Game
* Smarks
* Shinsuke Nakamura
* Nikocado Avocado (possibly)
* YouTube Family Friendly
* LGBT

## Hates

* Women
* WWE Attitude Era
* Brock Lesnar
* Billy Bob Tanley
* Bubba Dunk Funkin
* Otis / James Clinton
* Women's wrestling
* Straight Related Stuff
* Barry Stoner
* The BBT & The BDF Crew
* Hood Gang Network
* "Cooties"
* His Anus Injured
* His Alien Greys' incompetence
* The Undertaker (With a Burning Passion and he rarely raises his voice)
* Stone Cold Steve Austin
* The Legends from the WWE
* Mary Jane Watson
* When his surname "Buns" is mistaken as an "Earthling food"
* Earthlings (Depending on their goal)