The ESB Crew Visits Bikini Bottom Part 1- To The Bottom of The Sea: Remastered Edition!/Transcript

**Coop:** Ah, Another Day! (\*Walks Out of His House; Singing\*) Gonna Go to the Store to buy some food for...Meeeeeeeeeeee!

**Coop:** (\*Enters the Joe's Convenience Store, Germantown's Most Popular Store and The Store, 0fflinejoe's the Owner of.\*)

**Coop:** (\*Still Singing\*) Food for me, Chut-Chut, Food for meeee!

**Coop:** (\*Grabs Milk, Bread, and His Favorite, Joe's Extra Chunky Cheddar Cheesy Cheese.\*)

**Coop:** (\*Walks up to the Register\*) Howdy, Mr. Cashier

**Cashier:** (\*Bored\*) Howdy.

(\*Coop watches as the Cashier scans every item\*)

*BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!*

**Cashier:** That'll be $9.23

**Coop:** (\*Hands Him a $10 Bill\*) Here Ya Go, My Good Sir. Keep The Change (\*Winks\*)

**Cashier:** (\*Bored\*)That's like 77 Cents but Sure, Have a Nice Day.

**Coop:** (\*Walks Out\*)

[We have see the camera zooming out until the whole city is shown]

(\*The Krusty Series logo\*)

**Coop:** (\*Walking Down the Street; Something catches his eye; It's a Lotto Ticket; He Picks it Up\*)

**Coop:** Hey, It's one of those Lot-so Tickets, and it's still New!

(\*Looks around to see if no ones there; Takes a Quarter from his Pocket and Scratches it\*)

**Coop:** Heh, I won. (\*Drops it on the floor; Runs Back\*) I WON! I WON! I WON...(\*Reads\*)... 10 MILLION DOLLARS! (\*He Faints\*)

**Coop:** (\*Wakes Up in his Home; A Man is staring at him\*)

**Coop:** AHH! How are you?! What did you?!

**Krusty:** I'm Krusty, and I saw you laying on the street and took you to your house.

**Coop:** Oh, But How did you know where I live?!

**Krusty:** You're wearing a name tag saying "Hello, I'm Coop and I'm Happy." and You're House Has a Massive Sign with Blinking Lights reading "Coop Lives Here!"

(\*The Sign Blinks and Short Circuits and Turns Off\*)

**Coop:** Oh, Right, I gotta take that off.

**Krusty:** I can help!

(\*One Sign Removal Montage Later; Inside Coop's House\*)

**Coop:** Hey, Krusty? Do you know why I fainted?

**Krusty:** I dunno, Maybe It had to do with this Lotto Ticket I Found, You were a Winner!

**Coop:** Oh, Yeah, I won 10 Million. (\*Faints\*)

**Krusty:** Oh, not This time, Buddy! (\*Grabs Him and Slaps him in the Face; He Wakes Up\*)

**Coop:** Oh, Hey, Why did I faint?

**Krusty:** (\*Groans\*)

(\*Later that Day\*)

**Coop:** What could I do with all this Moo-lah? I've already bought what I wanted... Maybe I could take all my friends on one of those fancy shmancy tours of Bikini Bottom!

(\*He decided that he wanted to bring a gift to all of his friends, a gift of Bikini Bottom! He left all of his friends a message on their message wall.\*)

**Coop:** How would you like to go to Bikini Bottom?

**Krusty:** Wow, would I!

**Coop:** I got tickets for everyone! Tomorrow, early at 8am, Okay?

**Krusty:** I can't wait! (\*Jumps Up and Down Really Quickly\*)

(\*The Next Day....At 8am, Obviously; At the Airport\*)

**Coop:** So, I can't believe all of you made it.

**Pen:** Dude, I wouldn't miss this for the WORLD!

**Krusty:** Me Neither.

**Coop:** So Let's see, Squiddpop, Krusty and Pen. They're all here and Check.

**P.A:** Now Boarding, Flight 43019, I repeat, Now Boarding Flight 43019.

**Coop:** Well, That's Our Flight, Everyone Ready?

**Everyone:** Yeah!

(\*Later in the Plane...\*)

**Coop:** Ah, This is Nice. Being on a Plane, Waiting for it to ta-

(\*The Plane Begins to Shake\*)

**Squiddy:** What's Happening?!

**Pilot on the P.A:** Sorry, There was a Person Trying to get into the Lugg- Hey, What the?- Get away from that-No, Wait- Stop (\*There's Silence for About 6 Seconds; Everyone looks at each other\*)

**Pilot on the P.A?:** Don't Worry Everyone, Everything is Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust Fine.

Squiddy**:** Well, That's Reassuring, I think.

**Squiddy:** So, Coop, Where does this take us?

**Coop:** According to the Brochure, It's gonna take us to "the small but beautiful tropical Island of Bikini Atoll. There you will dive into the Waters of Bikini Bottom."

**Squiddy:** Huh, I wouldn't recommend swimming in the Waters of Bikini Atoll because It normally used for-

**Krusty:** Oh, The Plane is Moving, We Must be Taking Off!

(\*The Plane Takes Off\*)

(\*Later in the Day; The Sun is Setting, and The Plane Lands in the Island of Bikini Atoll\*)

**Coop and the Others:** (\*They all get off the Plane\*)

**Coop:** So, Uh, The Sub must be around here.

(\*In the Background\*)

(\*Pen is looking at the Sunset; Krusty comes up to her\*)

**Pen:** Hey, Krusty, Nice Sunset, Isn't it?

**Krusty:** Yeah, Sure. (\*They both look at the Sunset\*)

**Squiddy:** (\*Looks at them from a Distance\*) \*Scoff\* That definitely won't turn into something.

(\*Suddenly, a Massive Submarine Comes Outta the Ocean with the Driver, Persondudes, Standing on top of it in a heroic pose\*)

**Persondudes:** Welcome, To... The PersonTours Official Submarine!

**Everyone:** (\*Claps; Then they walk in the Sub\*)

(\*In the Background, The Pilot gets off of the Plane and Walks into the Luggage Compartment\*)

**Persondudes:** All Right, Everyone. Put on your Seatbelts and Let's Dive!

(\*The Sub Dives Down\*)

(\*In the Luggage Compartment\*)

**Pilot:** Finally, I can take these Clothes Off, and this dumb hat! (\*Takes Both them Out; He takes a small box and places it in front of him; Out of the Box comes out a Robot\*)

**SpongeTron:** 𝚂𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚗 𝙰𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙰𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗!

**Dyaboy:** AHAHAHAHA! I AM DYABOY, AND I WILL TAKE PEN DOWN, AHAHAHAHAHA!

**SpongeTron:** 𝚂𝚒𝚛, 𝙺𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚎𝚝, 𝚆𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐!

**Dyaboy:** Oh, Right, ahahahahaha! Great, You Took the Fun Outta It.

***To Be Continued...***

***Dedicated to the Original Cast of This Episode: Pen, Coop, Bigtimer, League, Persondudes and Squiddy! Thank you for making this The Most Memorable Episode Ever!***