Moana: Bootleg DVD

YOU know the animated hit of 2016 Moana, right? The movie is about three main characters, Moana, maui and one of my characters, hei hei. There was a pirated copy of Moana that I'm going to tell you about, it all started with me taking a walk around the neighborhood. Like suicidemouse.avi and Red Mist, this one was created by a now-imprisoned Scottish animator.

As I was walking back home, I found a DVD lying on the road. I looked at the front and it was a bootleg copy of moana, strangely it was labeled: "moana, bootleg". Then, I looked at the note saying:

"DECLINED PLEASE DESTROY -CW/CS" I was looking for a legitimate copy, though this held me over until I could find one.

Boy, I was wrong.

I took the DVD home and put it in my old DVD player. The screen went static for a good 20 seconds. After that the screen went black for 5 seconds. It seemed perfectly normal; The Walt Disney pictures logo was there, the movie intro was different.

I was like when i had the DVD"Cool! I'm gonna watch moana!

but it wasn't cool. It was the moana DVD 📀 BEFORE the released moana dvd.

You know, where moana's grandmother tells the babies the story of how Maui stole te fiti's heart? Well, the shot just... stays there. It just froze on te fiti and the islands of the sea. It didn't move at all. You couldn't even hear Grandma's voice. It was just total silence. After about six minutes, the tape cut to the scene from Moana Meets Maui. Wow, this was pretty late in the movie. Once again, it was a deathly silence.

It cut to static for about five minutes, but again it was silent. The weird thing is that I could make out some sort of video in the static.

It appeared that Maui was standing next to moana, and Maui somehow opened up moana's stomach and proceeded to eat her organs. Ewwwwww!!!! I almost threw up, but after the video clip finished, the movie cut to the scene where Moana and Maui were fighting with kakamora, but again it went silent.

When he got to the scene where Moana and Maui were with tamatoa to rescue Maui's fishhook, the static once again cut off. Fortunately, there was no hidden video this time, and just normal static.

He cut to the shot of tamatoa looking for the heart of te fiti that was actually fake. However, the scene lasted longer than she expected. tamatoa was really confused and he cut his head off and he didn't scream or anything, he was silent again

It cut to a scene where Maui and te ka fight. The disturbing thing is that the scene continues. te ka finally kills Maui by burning him with his fireball, and Moana began to cry but te ka upon seeing her throws another of his fireballs at her and kills her just as Maui hei hei fell into the water and drowned without any sound. The credits roll, for some reason they are silent and handwritten and just list the normal movie director as writer. I then ejected and destroyed the DVD with a hammer, to make sure no one else had to watch the movie. Then I remembered that it was the exact same DVD that I threw away yesterday. I swear, I will NEVER watch that tape EVER again.

Now I don't know what he was thinking when making this, but if you find the dvd, don't watch it. If you do see it, burn it. It's for your own good.