Clementine Goosanders

"*Olive, very respectfully...shut up. You are one of my closest friends in the world.*"
—Clementine Goosanders

**Clementine Goosanders** has a small and weak body, analytical and tired eyes, and a scarred and sorrowful face. She is philosophical, honest, naïve, hard-working, skeptical, and self-righteous. She has black hair with bangs, piercing blue eyes, and a little scar in the shape of moon on her cheek. She has pale skin, probably from not going outside. She loves coffee, dark creatures, pancakes, pickles and cheddar, astronomy, constellations, map-making, and trains. She often goes by her nickname, Clem.

Her wand is 12 inches of unyielding reed with a dragonheart string core. An actual wand was crafted by RandomRaye for Mirggles and described as follows: It has a solid design; dark colors and tones; a large, rounded, notched grip; a straight and very thin blade; a perfectly smooth finish; and a midnight patina.

## Background

She is a muggleborn orphan. Her parents died in a car accident which she survived. She went to therapy for it. She is Canadian but moved to Aberdeen, Scotland to live with her grandmother, Lilian, after the car accident. Prior to Hogwarts, she spent most of her time online. She has irritable bowel syndrome and asthma. She has a cat named Moss.

Her grandmother's house is cold and dusty. It somehow is too small but feels too empty but feels too full. It has trinkets, books, and magazines stacked everywhere. It has a big, warm fireplace, which is probably the warmest place in the house. It has creaky stairs; it feels like every time you move in the house, it calls out at you almost as if it's saying, "Stop moving." The house is a bit messy inside. After walking through the foyer and turning left, there is a sitting area which is just a bunch of old, dusty, mismatched Goodwill-style couches. There's also a fireplace and coffee table.

On a typical summer day, she wakes up and the first thing she does is check her phone. Then she rolls out of bed and immediately crawls into the chair in front of the computer, where she will stay until Grandma Lilian yells at her to come down and eat something, which sometimes can go until 5:00pm. She just becomes completely engrossed online and that's all she'll do. She likes playing video games. When she is called away from her computer, she begrudgingly obeys. She calls her grandmother by her first name.

On one such day, Clementine received her acceptance letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from Professor Neville Longbottom, who also introduced her to magic and told her that she was a witch. When asked by Professor Longbottom if she had seen anything strange or out of the ordinary, she said no. It took quite a bit of convincing for her to accept that magic was real, but eventually she was convinced, and Professor Longbottom helped her talk to her grandmother about going to Hogwarts.

Later that summer, Professor Longbottom guided Clementine and Ashley Indigo through the Leaky Cauldron and through the secret entrance with the tapping on the bricks to Diagon Alley where she met Hagrid and Rosalina Earthcloud (and her two dads) for the first time. Professor Longbottom helped them get their school clothes and taught them about wizard money while Hagrid helped them get their wands from Ollivander's. At Ollivander's, she met Ophelia Ollivander (and her peacock), who helped her find her wand.

On September 1, 2019, Professor Longbottom met Clementine, Rosalina, and Ashley at King's Cross Station and helped them get through to Platform 9 and 3/4 to catch the Hogwarts Express just in time.

On the Hogwarts Express, she and Rosalina met Olive, Masie, and Alexander. She bought pumpkin pasties from the Honeydukes Express Trolley. She tried to get coffee from the trolley, but the trolley didn't have any. She ate one of the Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. It tasted like vomit.

## Hogwarts

She began her education at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the fall of 2019.

At Hogwarts, she is a Gryffindor and a member of S.W.O.F.F., a group of friends that includes Masie Skyler, Alexander Pippin, Olive Everglade, Rosalina Earthcloud, Barney Dogwood, Lily Luna Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Blaine Buttersworth.

She shares a dormitory room with Masie Skyler, Olive Everglade, Lily Luna Potter, Laurel Buckton, Ember Dots, Hayden Magpie, and Beverley Buttercup.

She had her cell phone with her at Hogwarts, but it didn't always work.

The Sorting Hat mentioned Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, but ultimately sorted her into Gryffindor.

She and Masie met Ember Dots, Laurel Buckton, and Nearly Headless Nick at the start-of-term feast. While explaining subways to the other girls at the Gryffindor table, she inadvertently convinced everyone that a subway is a monster. On her first night at Hogwarts, she gave Masie one of her pens and Masie gave her one of her mother's mottled eagle feather quills.

In the Gryffindor girls' dorm, in her chest, cut into the lining on the side, there's a hidden birthday card with a picture of her and her parents. It's the last one she got from them before the accident. There's nothing special about it. It just has a bumblebee on the front and a couple of tacky cartoon flowers and on the inside it just says, "Happy Birthday, baby girl. Hope you have an amazing day."

She was the director of the play adaptation of the book, *Demonlord and Desires* by Beanie Valence in her second year at Hogwarts.

She had a therapist named Ignatius Punt.

Her favorite class was Defense against the Dark Arts.

In Year 1, she had a crush on Professor Longbottom. In Year 2, she developed a crush on Olive, and this crush lasted throughout Year 2 and 3.

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/9auWH73Pju0?t=13678
2. ↑ Description of Clem: https://youtu.be/9auWH73Pju0?t=5189
3. ↑ https://youtu.be/9auWH73Pju0?t=11668
4. ↑ https://youtu.be/gLd6tEawF0k?t=1878
5. ↑ https://youtu.be/9auWH73Pju0?t=1886
6. ↑ First time Clementine says, "You can just call me Clem, if you want.": https://youtu.be/9auWH73Pju0?t=7235
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12. ↑ Her house is in Aberdeen, Scotland: https://youtu.be/9auWH73Pju0?t=856
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