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I'm Not Sad You're Sad

**I'm Not Sad You're Sad**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: ""I Need A Break""
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Dark Crunk-Rap

**I'm Not Sad You're Sad** is a song sung by Rebecca Bunch. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode 'I Need A Break".

## The song with lyrics

**Rebecca Bunch**:
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
 *I'm not sad, you're sad*

*If you're not in my crew, you're green with envy*
*Cuz no one's a nasty little freak like me*
*Put on a leather jacket that I got on sale*
*Smoke old weed that's super stale*
*Take an old pain pill from when my toe was broken*
*Can't find coke so I snort Ibuprofen*
*Oh my god! Ugh! Why did I do that?!*

*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad...*

*Big Night Out, Never Felt More Alive-er*
*We Get Cut Off By A Student Driver*
*I Tell The Uber Guy "Race That Bitch"*
*As I Rant About "Lilo And Stitch"*
*"That Movie Is Cinematic Art"*
*Ooh, Pull Over, It's A Taco Cart!*
*Thank you!*

*I'm Not Sad, You're Sad*
*I'm Not Sad, You're Sad*
*I'm Not Sad, Lilo's Sad*

Have you seen "Lilo and Stitch," it's soooo good.
You haven't?! Why?! Wait, what were you doing in 2002 when it came out? Were you sad about 9/11? Wait, I was sad about 9/11 too but "Lilo and Stitch" honestly really helped me through it.

*You're so sad that you're not this cool*
*Your happy smile makes you look like a fool*
*You're so sad that you don't roll with me*
*To quote Stitch, "Ohana means family"*

*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
*I'm not sad, you're sad*
Connie Cavanagh/Songs

**Performed by**: Connie Cavanagh, Judge Harry, Connie's client, Rebecca's client
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca imagines a 1980's hair band cheering her in to delete a text she sent Josh.

"**Where Is The Rock?**"
**Performed by**: Connie Cavanagh, Judge Harry, Connie's client, Rebecca's client
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca imagines a 1980's hair band warning her that Josh is about to figure out she lied to him.
Elisabeth Kiernan Averick

**Elisabeth Kiernan Averick** Writer, producer
 **Show debut**: ""That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!""

## Résumé

 2014

 2015 - ?
 2012
 2007
 2006

## References

1. ↑ Twitter

 Other | Kathryn Burns (Choreographer) 🎈 Dominique Kelley (Assistant Choreographer) 🎈 Kabir Akhtar (Editing)  Melina Root (Wardobe & Costumes) 🎈 Britney Young (Production assistant) 🎈 Alden Derck (Writer's Production assistant)
Quest Directory

**➽ ➽ Pandas**

**➽ ➽ Motley Flock (Parrots)**

* Begin
* Weekly Quests
* Sunny Shore
* Mystery Island
* Flying Island
* Tableland

**This Directory contains a comprehensive list of all Oasis Quests**

This is a list of all the quests released after launch of Oasis.
Most of them are timed and given weekly.

* Meerkats
* Butterfly Migration
* Lion Pride
* Plush Zoo
* Pandas (& Toucans)
* Motley Flock (Parrots)
* Kangaroo
* Tableland Quests: Set 1 (Appus)
* Circus Monkeys
* The Lighthouse
* Flying Island Quests: Set 2 (Huge Pink Tree)
* Raccoon-troublemaker
* Plastic Grove (Sand Sculptures)
* Cactus Terrarium
* Magic Owls
* Silver Ibex (Royal Orchid)
* Glowing Fountains
* Flamingo
* Gold Merit Badge Quests

Vegetable Garden **•** Helping your Neighbors **•** Fruits **•** Outdoors Dinner **•** Albathread **•** Ducks **•** A House for Friend **•** Harvest **•** Breeding Fish **•** Friendship with Rodentors **•** House Level 2

Woodcutter **•** Woodcutter 2 **•** Big-Eared Neighbors **•** Breeding Rabbits **•** Four-Legged Friends **•** Expansion **•** Tropical Fruits **•** Holidlay Tree **•** Duck Tales **•** Caring Owner **•** Trader **•** Nursery **•** Wonderful Fir Trees **•** Landscape Design **•** Expansion **•** Jungles **•** Pineapples **•** Home Comfort **•** Stock of Stones **•** Four-Legged Helpers **•** Annoying Birds **•** Offensive Jungles **•** Clearing the Plot **•** A Good Deal (have) **•** Well-Deserved Rest **•** Planting Corn **•** Oranges
* Windmill Quests

Unusual Lizard **•** Lizard **•** Looking for Trace **•** Spirit of Nature **•** Spirit of Seas **•** Spirit of Hospitality **•** Golden Statuette **•** Spirit of the Sun **•** Happy Island
* Helping New Colonists

Trade with the Natives **•** Fishery **•** House L3 **•** Helping New Colonists **•** Helping New Colonists **•** Mr. Governor
CanJam NYC 2017

**遂にCanJamがビックアップル、ニューヨークで開催されます！早速カレンダーに◎を付けておこう！**

**イベント**概要

**CanJam NYC 2017**

New York Marriott Marquis, Times Square　タイムズスクエア、マリオットホテル

1535 Broadway

New York, NY 10036

USA

***2017年2月4日（土曜日）***

10am to 6pm

***2017年2月5日（日曜日）***

10am to 5pm

**入場チケット**

全日パス - USD $20

1日パス - USD $15

*12歳以下のお子様は、大人のパスホルダーと一緒ならば入場無料です。*

**Exhibitor Registration**

For companies wishing to exhibit at CanJam NYC 2017, please contact me via PM (third\_eye) or via email: ethan@canjam.org

**Press Registration**

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Continuity

**Continuity** *Recurring theme: Consistency within the show*
First Appearance: ""Josh Just Happens to Live Here!""

**Continuity** is anything in a story which builds upon previously established elements. This refers to not only character motivations and the progression of storylines but also a person, place, or thing which has some significance to those recurring plot points. Certain categories such as **Episode songs**, Reprises and Running jokes also technically fall under this definition but are given their own separate sections as they are a very specific kind of Continuity. In the "**Recurring Themes**" section of the episode pages on this Wikia, Continuity that appeared in that particular episode are listed and separated into specific categories. Below are descriptions of each type of category.

## Continuity categories

* **People**: Introduction or return of a character, usually significant to the plot.
* **Places**: Introduction or return of a place, usually significant to the plot.
* **Plot points**: Signficant story elements in that episode which play a part on the overarching narrative.
* **Things**: Introduction or return of things (items), usually significant to the plot.
* **Previously**: Recap of things that happened in previous episodes which tie into a more current one. These are often shown in a series of brief clips at the start of an episode.
* **Callback**: A recycling of a narrative, dialogue, or action done intentionally for humor or to highlight a specific plot point.
* **Continuation**: Episodes which follow immediately after the previous one.
* **Backstory**: A part of a character's history just revealed.
* **Foreshadowing**: Something which alludes to or hints at an upcoming plot point.
* **Flashback**: A previously unseen event that is shown onscreen.
* **Relationship developments**: Significant changes that occur between two or more characters that have an impact on their future interactions.
Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)

**Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)**
**Performer(s)**: Nathaniel Plimpton III — **First Appearance**: ""I'm Finding My Bliss""
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger

"**Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)**" is a musical performance by Nathaniel. Its the new version of "Etta Mae's Lament". Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I'm Finding My Bliss."

## The song with lyrics

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**Nathaniel**:
I’M THE LOCAL LADY OF THE EVENING
AND THOUGH I LIKE MY MEN AND MY BOOZE
I PRAY TO ABOVE THAT I’LL FIND TRUE LOVE
A MAN WHO WON’T SAY THAT I’M USED

OH, CAN SOMEONE LASSO ME A HUSBAND?
IT WOULD BE NICE TO SOMEDAY HAVE A HUSBAND
George/Songs

"**George's Turn**"
**Performed by**: George
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
George reacts to his firing.

**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Darryl, Heather, Valencia, Nathaniel, WhiJo, Hector, Maya, Tim, Jim
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca resolves to get revenge as her friends wonder where she is.

"**George's Coffee Song**"
**Performed by**: George
**Writers**: Danny Jolle
George sings about getting a cup of coffee.

### Season Four

"**No One Else Is Singing My Song**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Nathaniel and Josh and the cast
**Writers**: Adam Schlesinger, Steven M. Gold
Rebecca, Nathaniel and Josh lament how misunderstood they are.

"**Maybe I'm Just Broken**"
**Performed by**: George
**Writers**: Adam Schlesinger, Steven M. Gold
George comes up with a Ska song based on Nathaniel's comment.

"**What U Missed While U Were Popular**"
**Performed by**: George
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger
George tells Josh Chan all the things he missed in high school

"**Love's Not A Game**"
**Performed by**: Josh Wilson and Rebecca’s friends
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca's friends bet on whether she’ll choose Josh, Nathaniel or Greg to be with.
Ava Acres

**Ava Acres** Actress
**Portrays**: (Young) Rebecca Bunch — **Show debut**: "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!""

## Résumé

### Video games

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Oh My God, I Think It's Over

**"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Oh My God, I Think It's Over"**
'**Featuring**: Cast of *"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"* — **Premiere**: 4/3/19—**Number of webisodes**: 1
**Summary**: *The cast and crew of "Crazy Ex-girlfriend" work on the series finale.*

**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Oh My God, I Think It's Over!** was a documentary which showed the behind the scenes production of the series finale of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend." Both cast and crew members on the show were featured in interviews and a special performance dedicated to Rachel Bloom closed out the Webisode. It debuted on The CW Seed on Apil 3, 2019 the day before the series finale aired. On June 7, 2022 the documentary was uploaded on Rachel Blooms YouTube channel racheldoesstuff.

## Segments

### Table Read

Cast and Crew assemble for the final table read of the show.
(featuring interviews with Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna and Erin Ehrlich)

### Writers' Room

Aline Brosh McKenna and Rachel Bloom lead the writers' room.
(featuring interviews with Jack Dolgen, Michael Hitchcock, Rene Gube, Ilana Peña, Audrey Wauchope, Rachel Specter, Ilana Wolpert (Bloom's assistant) and Jennifer Finkel (McKenna's assistant) )

### Rachel Bloom

Rachel Bloom's different responsibilities on the show is highlighted.
(featuring interviews by Scott Michael Foster, Michael Hitchcock, Donna Lynne Champlin, Skylar Astin, Vincent Rodriguez III, Adam Schlesinger, Vella Lovell, Erin Ehrlich and Aline Brosh McKenna)

### The Shoot

Production staff coordinates for filming the last episode.
(featuring interviews with Aline Brosh McKenna, Roger Udwin, Melina Root, Steven McCabe, Tom R. Cahill, Kabir Akhtar, A.J. Dickinson and Ian Dodd)

### The Prep

Preparing for the final episode.
(featuring interviews with Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Eric Dyson, Pete Gardner, Ira Hurvitz, Vincent Rodriguez III, Katie Carroll, Burl Moseley, Gabrielle Ruiz and Donna Lynne Champlin)

### 11 O'Clock

Work on shooting the last song of the show begins.
(featuring interviews with Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Sarah Caplan and Kathryn Burns)
The last day of shooting for the series finale.
(featuring interviews with Erin Ehrlich, Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Jack Dolgen, Donna Lynne Champlin, Pete Gardner, Vella Lovell, Rene Gube, Michael Hitchcock and Kathryn Burns)
After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)

**After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: "To Josh, With Love."
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen — **Genre**: Jazz

## Summary

“**After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)**” is a musical number by Rebecca Bunch. In it she confesses to Josh Chan all the things she did the last two years to win his love. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "To Josh, With Love..” It is a reprise of the Season One song “After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For).”

## Song and lyrics

After Everything You Made Me Do
(That You Didn’t Ask For)

You pay me back with
rejection, pain and loss.

After Everything You Made Me Do
(That You Didn’t Ask For)

I’m the one who should be
up there on that cross!

You want to know all the
things I’ve done for you?

I moved here for you ‘cause
that day in New York on the
street you led me on!

I whored myself out at
Bean’s house just to
find out where you’d gone!

I had to clog my garbage disposal
when you ignored my calls.

I watched you have sex with Anna
while I was hiding in a bathroom stall!

I also watched you have sex during
a poop attack on Thanksgiving!

I now associate toilets with heartbreak,
welcome to the hell I’m living!

When you asked Valencia to move in I was such a mess!

You can ask Paula she saw it all
from the camera on my dress!

I ran over Anna’s cat just because
I had to know if she actually styled
eyebrows or if she was dealing blow!

I paid some chick 10,000 dollars
to take her wedding slot.

That’s how I moved our wedding up...
Oh yeah, I almost forgot!

You gave me that worthless proposal
and not even two weeks later
I made out with my boss
when we got stuck in an elevator!

You’re nothing without me
and my selfless humility!
I held you up despite the fact
you lack brains and ability!

After everything I’ve done for you
I thought love was the reason why!

But now, Josh Chan I say...

Good bye!!!

## Notes

### References

1. ↑ “Pilot” and “Josh Just Happens to Live Here!”
2. ↑ ”Pilot” and “Josh Just Happens to Live Here!”
3. ↑ ”I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!”
4. ↑ ”Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?”
5. ↑ ”My First Thanksgiving With Josh!”
6. ↑ ”I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!”
7. ↑ ”My First Thanksgiving With Josh!”
8. ↑ ”Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?”
9. ↑ ”Is Josh Free in Two Weeks?”
10. ↑ ”Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right?”
George's Coffee Song

**George's Coffee Song**
**Performer(s)**: George — **First Appearance**: "Nathaniel Needs My Help!"

“**George's Coffee Song**” is a musical number performed by George. In this song he sings about getting a cup of coffee during his break. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "Nathaniel Needs My Help!.”

## Song and lyrics

*Coffee time George.*

*Time for George’s coffee.*

*A little time just for George?*

*He’s gonna make himself a cup*

*he’s gonna drink it up he’s...*

## Notes

### Outtake

An alternate take of the song was done and a video of it was posted on Twitter by “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” assistant director Mark Heiliger. This version is a reprise of “The Sexy Getting Ready Song.”

*It’s the George is getting coffee Song!*

*The George is getting coffee Song!*

*I pour in some sugar,*

*I pour in some milk,*

*I don’t know my real dad!*
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season

**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season**
Owned by: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans — First Appearance: "Where Is Josh's Friend?"

* Back DVD cover

## Product information

### Back cover description

*"WELCOME BACK TO WEST COVINA"*

*"Last season on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Rebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom) moved to West Covina, California, inspired by her seemingly providential run-in with old summer-camp boyfriend Josh Chan (Vincent Rodriguez III). Rebecca’s arrival has unforeseen consequences for everyone in town - most of all for herself. As she battles her demons, trying to carve out a happy, useful, moral place in the world – in the town where Josh Chan just so happens to live – Rebecca for the first time in her life, has the freedom to make choices. Many of them are disastrous, but hey, who’s counting? In the end, Rebecca finds herself entangled with both Josh and Josh’s BFF Greg (Santino Fontana), and she has to make a choice between messy reality and her beloved fantasy world. You know how you’re on a date to a wedding with a guy and next thing you know you’re making love on a magic carpet over Southern California...?"*

### Details

* **Actors**: Rachel Bloom, Vincent Rodriguez III, Santino Fontana, Donna Lynne Champlin
* **Format: NTSC**
* **Region**: All Regions
* **Number of discs**: 3
* **Studio: Warner Archive Collection**
* **DVD Release Date**: October 17, 2017
* **Run Time**: 544 minutes

### Discs

SPECIAL FEATURES
Audio Commentaries:
Season 1 Episode 1
Season 2 Episode 1

SPECIAL FEATURES
Audio Commentaries:
Season 2 Gag Reel
Deleted Scenes

## Notes

### Comparisons to previous DVD release

**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season** has only three discs compared to four on the last official DVD release. This was due to there only being thirteen episodes in total while Season One had eighteen. However, there is additional bonus content on Disc One and Disc Three which includes audio commentary, a gag reel and deleted scenes.

### M.O.D.

 Official merchandise | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3)
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete First Season
**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season**
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)

**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)**
Owned by: NA — First Appearance: "January 12, 2018"

## Track list

### Featured songs

1. "West Covina"
2. "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
3. "Feelin' Kinda Naughty"
4. "Face Your Fears"
5. "I Have Friends"
6. "Settle For Me"
7. "Sex With A Stranger"
8. "I Love My Daughter (But Not in a Creepy Way)"
9. "I'm A Good Person"
9."I Give Good Parent"
10, "What'll It Be?"
11. "His Status is...Preferred"
12. "I’m In a Sexy French Depression"

13. "Where's the Bathroom?"
14. "You Stupid Bitch"
15. "JAP Battle"
16. "Gettin' Bi"
17. "I'm The Villain In My Own Story"
18. "Dream Ghost"
19. "Heavy Boobs"
20. "I Gave You A UTI"
21. "Oh My God I Think I Like You"
22. "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)"
23. "One Indescribable Instant"

 Official merchandise | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2)
**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)**
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3)
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete First Season
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season
Eugene Cordero

**Eugene Cordero** Actor/comedian
 **Show debut**: "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!"
**Family**: Tricia McAlpin (wife)

## Résumé

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
Briga Heelan

**Briga Heelan** Actress
**Portrays**: Connie Cavanagh — **Show debut**: "That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!"
**Family**: Rene Gube (husband), Bennet Aljendra Gube (daughter)

## Bio

**Briga Heelan** is an American actress. She was born in Andover, Massachusetts on April 2, 1987 to her parents Kimball and Kevin Heelan. Heelan was raised alongside her brother Connor in Essex county where she attended Andover High School. At that time Heelan began considering a career in musical theater. With that purpose in mind she went to the Walnut Hill School for the Arts and later studied at the Cincinnati Conservatory of Music. Heelan only stayed a year having realized the stage wasn’t for her and transferred to the University of Southern California. In 2011 she made her television debut on the short lived ABC sitcom “Man Up.” Over the next few years she landed a number of guest parts on tv shows including the series “Jane by Design.” In 2012 she had her breakout role as “Holly” on “Cougar Town” from producer Bill Lawrence (“Scrubs”). After several appearances on that show Lawrence cast her both as the female lead on his 2015 TBS comedy “Ground Floor” and a recurring character on his NBC sitcom “Undatable.” She began a relationship with her “Ground Floor” co-star Rene Gube whom she eventually married and had a daughter with. Gube would go on to become an executive story editor/writer and series regular (as "Father Brah") on The CW series "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend." Before the debut of her NBC sitcom "Great News" Heelan guest starred on "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" as Connie Cavanagh in Season One.

## Résumé

Film
 2016
 2017

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 **Briga Heelan** ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
Estella

**Estella** Mother of Hector

**Estella** is a native of West Covina, California and mother of Hector. She and her son are very close and even have a podcast about relationships which they record and produce. She was first heard in the Season One episode “I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!” and her onscreen debut was in the Season Two episode "Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?” She is portrayed by actor Debra Cardona.

## History

### Season One

In 2015, Estella’s son Hector and his crew were going to go on their annual beach trip. Her son was notorious amongst his friends for not being on time and arriving late to whatever event he was to go with them to. To prevent this from happening he got as many alarms as he could to wake himself up. Unfortunately despite his efforts Hector slept solidly through the noise for several hours ignoring the alarms far past the appointed time. Estella heard all the multiple alarms emanating from Hector’s room and went to put an end to the ruckus. She banged on his bedroom door repeatedly yelling his name until he finally woke up ("I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!")

### Season Two

Later that year, Estella was Hector’s plus one to his friend Josh Chan’s wedding to Rebecca Bunch. At the ceremony they were greeted by one of Rebecca’s bridesmaids Heather Davis. Estella thanked her when Heather complimented them on their podcast “Dating For All Ages” believing that it toes the line between creepy and sweet. Estella then mentioned to Hector she was going to see the D.J. so she could give him a list of their songs to play for when they dance together at the reception. When Heather was pulled away to take care of a wedding detail Hector told Estella they should have her over for dinner. Later when Rebecca ran past the guests Estella covered her son’s eyes ("Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?")

### Season Three

Months later, Estella agreed to let Hector’s friend Josh stay with them since his own mother Lourdes needed his room for her daycare business. Estella and her son also continued to do their podcast and even had Heather on as a guest. She had just started dating Hector but was somewhat uncomfortable disclosing the details of that relationship to his mom. Meanwhile, Estella enjoyed having Josh stay with them and they began to become close. They even decided to go see a Metallica concert together. At the same time her son and Heather’s relationship was beginning to get more serious. Hector decided to move in with his girlfriend feeling it was time for him to make a big change ("Oh Nathaniel, It's On!")

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 Trina 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 Jarl 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
Cold Showers

****Cold Showers****
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca (with Paula, Darryl and the tenants) — **First Appearance**: ""Josh and I Work on a Case!""
 — **Genre**: Patter Song

"**Cold Showers**" is a song Rebecca sang when trying to get the tenants of Josh's apartment to sign up for a class action law suit. She had unknowingly stumbled onto a legitimate reason for a case she could bring Josh in on to spend more time with him. In order to convince him she needed to convince his neighbors to join in so that he would be pressured to sign up as well. The song was first heard in the Season One episode "Josh and I Work on a Case!".

## The song with lyrics

Rebecca:

There's nothing I love more
In life than a scalding hot shower.
It's the symbol of human dignity
That separates us from the chimps.
Helps you scrub off the day
And scrub on the sleep.
Don't know if you're morning or
Night shower people.
Whatever floats you boat.

But where are your toddlers
Gonna float their boats if all
You have is cold H2O?
That's two parts hydrogen,
One part oxygen, and zero
Parts Justice!

Paula:

Now I know you're thinking,
"What are you talking about?
Go away this is private property."

Darryl:

Well before we leave, ladies
And gents, allow me to set
The scene: Imaaaaaaa --

Delivery Guy:

Yeah, I don't live here.

Darryl:

Oh.

Rebecca:

Imaaaaaaagine your kids takin'
A shower before they go to
School. They douse their skin
With ice cold water, a huge shock
To their li'l systems. At first
It's downright unpleasant
But then it gets them wired in
A way they've never felt and
They think to themselves,
"That shower felt great, maybe
I'll try cocaine!"

Everyone:

No hot water! Means cold
Cold showers! And cold showers
Are the gateway drug to
Craaaaaaaack.

Rebecca, Paula and Darryl:

Cold Water is drugs!

Everyone:

Yeah!

Rebecca:

So your son's on coke, your
Daughter's pregnant and
Your husband's probably having
An affair! Apocalypse!
Just like the movie "I Am Legend"
But not like that at all!

No hot water!
Which means cold showers!
Next thing you know, your
Kids will be on crack!

Darryl:

No hot water!

Paula:

Which means cold showers!

Rebecca:

Which everyone knows is
The gateway drug to crack,
Crack, crack, crack...

Rebecca, Paula and Darryl:

Crack, crack, crack, crack...

Crowd:

Crack, crack, crack, crack...

Rebecca:

It's not just about the hot water,
Folks! If this landlord's not taking
A measly hour out of his day to
Fix your shower, then what's this
Scumbag doing with all your hard
Earned cash? He's taking it and
Blowing it on a had of Pai Gow
At the Indian casino!

Crowd:

(gasp)

Rebecca:

He's fat-catting it at fancy
Restaurants like... like the
Olive Garden!
(gasp)
And Red Lobster!
(gasp)
Gasp is right! That's Gasp
With a upper-cast G that
Ends with P. The first letter
In pool!

Everyone:
No hot water!

Paula:

No hot water!

Everyone:

Which means cold showers!

Rebecca:

Next thing you know, your
Kids will be on crack!

Everyone:

That makes sense!
I Have Friends

**I Have Friends**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch feat. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast — **First Appearance**: ""I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!""
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Michael Hitchcock — **Genre**: Cheesy '90s TV Theme Song

**I Have Friends** was a song performed by Rebecca Bunch and her friends while handing out flyers to random strangers for a house warming party she was throwing. She sang it alongside her younger self as they both listed people they called friends. The song was first heard in the Season One episode 'I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!".

## The song with lyrics

I have friends, I definitely have friends.
No one can say that I do not have friends.
I have friends, I definitely have friends!
Friends, friends, friendly friends, time to meet my friends!

I’m Patty!
Luan.
Jason, and I’m super into Dance Dance Revolution!
Girl with mustache!
Boy with port-wine stain.
Janitor who lives in an RV behind the school.

I have friends, I definitely have friends!

Oh yeah, I have friends, I definitely have friends.
Objectively, I can say that I have all the friends.
I have friends, I definitely have friends!
Friends, friends, friendly friends, time to meet my friends!

I’m Paula!
Darryl!
--music—
Lady who hit your car!
Friend of friend from law school?
Grocery clerk with half an eyelid!

We have friends, we definitely have friends.
No one can say that we do not have friends.
We have friends, we definitely have friends.
Friends, friends, friendly friends, we have all the friends.
Cool!
Camp Canyon Grove

**Camp Canyon Grove** Summer camp where Josh and Rebecca first met
**Location**: Unknown — **Debut**: "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!"

## Summary

**Camp Canyon Grove** was a summer musical camp for kids which specialized in theatrical performance. Years ago when they were teenagers Rebecca Bunch and Josh Chan both attended the camp. The two dated until camp was over and Josh broke up with her. The brief relationship formed at camp would eventually have significant repercussions on both thier lives a decade later. The camps first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!".

## History

### Season One

In 2005, a sixteen year old Rebecca Bunch and a teenaged Josh Chan spent thier summer at **Camp Canyon Grove**. Rebecca's mother Naomi Bunch had wanted her daughter to attend mock trials to get her ready for Pre-law. However, Rebecca got her father to convince her mom to let her go to music camp. While she was there Rebecca dated Josh and the two became lovers. Unbeknownst to Rebecca, Josh at the time was on a break from his high school sweetheart Valencia Perez. On the very last day of camp, Rebecca performed background vocals on the song "I'm in Love with a Wonderful Guy" for a musical production of "South Pacific". Afterwards Rebecca and Josh walked together towards the parking lot where their parents were to pick them up.

Rebecca gushed about thier time together at camp which seemed to make Josh uncomfortable. She ignored her mother who had just arrived and was honking for her in her car. Rebecca instead focused on Josh and discussed keeping the relationship going long distance but he cut her off. Josh explained that he was going to be too busy with various school commitments to stay in contact with her. Josh broke up with her feeling it wouldn't work since she was so dramatic and weird. Rebecca was stunned by his declaration and told Josh she loved him. However, he could only respond with a curt thank you before rushing off to reunite with his parents. Rebecca finally got into her mothers car and got a lecture about avoiding teenage pregnancy ("Josh Just Happens to Live Here!")

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Guardrail

**Guardrail** Biker and Greg's AA sponsor

**Guardrail** is a biker and recovering alcoholic who resides in West Covina, California. His nickname was given to him by his buddy "Throttle" because he was so overprotective of his coccaine. He is a regular attendee for an AA group located on East Cameron where he is the sponsor of its latest member Greg Serrano. His first appearance was in the Season Two episode "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?". He is portrayed by actor Jayden Lund.

## History

Towards the end of 2016, **Guardrail** and his Alcoholics Anonymous group welcomed a new member named Greg Serrano. Guardrail was made his sponsor and tried to educate Greg about the first stages of sobriety. He told him that when the initial sense of happiness fades he'll have to deal with his underlying issues. Greg assured him he was fine and even volunteered to get donuts for the next meeting. Guardrail was let down when the next day Greg doesn't show up despite how he had emphasized the importance of donuts to the group. Greg showed up the next day with a box of expensive donuts and apologizes. Guardrail told him next time to just get regular donuts next time and more importantly to just show up ("When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?").

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 Trina 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 Jarl 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
All Hail the Queen

**All Hail the Queen**
**Performer(s)**: Meredith Rainey — **First Appearance**: "Trent?!"
**Written by**: John Ross, Meredith Rainey, Jordan James Reyes

## Summary

"**All Hail the Queen**" is a song which was played by Josh Chan when he deejayed at a birthday party. This was a gig he got though his ex-girlfriend Valencia Perez and he played the song at her request. Set to this song Josh and Valencia performed a dance called “The Royal” which brought the energy back to the party. The song was first heard in the Season Three episode "Trent?!.”

## The song with lyrics

All Hail the Queen.
All Hail the Queen.

Step up on the scene
and they bow down to me.

All Hail the Queen.
All Hail the Queen.

Step up on the scene
and they bow down to me.

It’s time I let you know,
I’ve got that fire flow.

Burning it down to the ground
everywhere I go.

I’m unstoppable,
It’s impossible.

I am the ruler
and I reign
‘till I can’t no more.

I know you know it
I can’t control it.
Come meet the greatest
here in this moment.

I know you know it
I can’t control it.
Come meet the greatest,
sing with the chorus.

All Hail the Queen.
Bow down to me.
Step up on the scene
and they bow down to me.

All Hail the Queen.
I’m royalty.
Watch me put in work
doing so royally.

All Hail the Queen.
Bow down to me.
Step up on the scene
and they bow down to me.

All Hail the Queen.
I’m royalty.
Watch me put in work
doing so royally.

What else can I say?
I take they breath away.
I keep it ice cold
even on a summer day.

I got the remedy
Baby I’m everything.
I wear the crown
that’s a power it will never fade.

I know you know it
I can’t control it.
Come meet the greatest
here in this moment.

I know you know it
I can’t control it.
Come meet the greatest,
Sing with the chorus.

I’m royalty...
I’m royalty...
Watch me put in work
doing so royally...

So royally...
Watch me put in work
doing so royally...

I’m royalty...
I’m royalty...
Watch me put in work
doing so royally...

So royally...
Come meet the greatest...
Sing with the chorus...

All Hail the Queen.
Bow down to me.
Step up on the scene
and they bow down to me.

All Hail the Queen.
I’m royalty.
Watch me put in work
doing so royally.

All Hail the Queen.
Bow down to me.
Step up on the scene
and they bow down to me.

All Hail the Queen.
I’m royalty.
Watch me put in work
doing so royally.

All Hail the Queen.
Bow down to me.
Step up on the scene
and they bow down to me.

All Hail the Queen.
I’m royalty.

Bow down to me!

Bow down to me!

## Notes

### Behind the scenes

* ”The Royal” was choreographed by Kathryn Burns. On Instagram, Gabrielle Ruiz (“Valencia Perez”) posted that she and Vincent Rodriguez III (“Josh Chan”) “had to dance/shoot “The Royal” this over and over around 10:30PM, into our 12th hour of shooting that day”.
Darryl's apartment

**Darryl's apartment** Darryl Whitefeather's residence
**Location**: West Covina, California — **Debut**: "Josh and I Are Good People!"

**Darryl's apartment** is the home of Darryl Whitefeather who moved there while his divorce from his wife Stacy was being finalized. Darryl's place has enough space for both a play area and room for when he has custody of his daughter Madison. Darryl's boyfriend Josh Wilson is also a frequent guest and even has his own bureau for his things when he stays over. It's first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh and I Are Good People!".

## History

### Season One

#### Appearances

* "Josh and I Are Good People!": Rebecca goes to Darryl's apartment to interview his daughter Madison and discovers evidence that could help her in the custody dispute.
* "I'm Back at Camp with Josh!": Darryl invites Greg Serrano, Josh Wilson and Hector to his apartment to watch a boxing PPV. Despite going to the trouble of fixing his elaborate spread for the occasion *(♫ Having a Few People Over ♫)* his guests decide to leave not long after arriving. To entice them to stay Darryl hired women to show up from Sofistic8ted Party Casting.

### Season Two

#### Mentions

* "Where Is Josh's Friend?": Rebecca is jealous when Darryl mentions at his apartment he has not just a drawer for his boyfriend WhiJo but an entire bureau.

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I Hate Everything But You

**I Hate Everything But You**
**Performer(s)**: Greg Serrano — **First Appearance**: "I Need A Break"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen — **Genre**: Asbury Park Rock

**I Hate Everything But You** is a song sung by Greg Serrano. In this song he lists all the things he hates to Rebecca while they are on a date at Raging Waters. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode 'I Need A Break".

## The song with lyrics

**Greg Serrano**:
the smell of the water, kids screaming with joy
i've hated crap like that since i was a boy
while everyone was laughing and having so much fun
i would mutter "this sucks" til the day was done
i detested most stuff and i still do
you see, i hate everything but you

I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin
I don't like bands that have a guy on mandolin
I hate when people post pictures with the hashtag "mood"
I hate when people call blueberries a superfood
I hate when someone says, "ooo, it's magic hour"
or when people actually stop and smell a flower
I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling"
Oh yes, i hate everything... but you

More examples!
I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf
I hate frisbee golf and when people call frisbee golf frolf
I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo
I hate combination conditioner and shampoo
I hate doing the wave at a baseball game
I hate couples with a cutesy couple name
I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says "zing"
Oh yes, I hate everything... but you

'Cause when I look in your eyes and I see you smile
when you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while
just for a moment, i forget
how much i hate it when people say "gotta jet"
Even more examples!

I hate it when people say they're going "off the grid"
or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid"
I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks
I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack

I hate the phrase love conquers all and i hate that it's true
'Cause i want to not hate things when i'm with you
you love so many things and you have so much fun
it makes me wish my hating days were done
and there's one thing i want you to know...

I'll always hate guys who name their cars

## Notes

This song pays homage to the music of Bruce Springsteen, with musical elements evoking the songs *Born to Run* and *Out in the Street* in particular.
Bernard

**Bernard** AKA "**Beans**", a West Covina Beanie Baby enthusiast

**Bernard** (he insists everyone call him 'Beans') is a Hispanic West Covina resident. Along with Ken he is close friends with Josh Chan and his crew. His chosen nickname comes from the fact that he organizes trade shows for thelate 90's toy craze Beanie BabyTM. His first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh and I Work on a Case!". He is portrayed by actor Harvey Guillen.

## History

**Bernard** was born and raised in West Covina, California and grew up with Josh Chan and his crew. When he grew up he became involved with the passing fad that was the stuffed animal toy craze known as "Beanie Babies". He remains dedicated to this 1990's zeitgeist into his adulthood organizing meet and greets to trade the collectibles. He also preferred that his friends call him"**Beans**" in honor of his hobby. In October 2015, Bernard threw a party at his house located on the 1800 block of East Merced Avenue. The party was a huge success and was so overcrowded that it spilled out into the backyard and front lawn.

He invited the crew to attend but Greg Serrano was the only one who actually showed up. Greg brought with him a date who had just moved to town, a Harvard University educated attorney named Rebecca Bunch ("Josh Just Happens to Live Here!"). Bernard would met Rebecca in person months later at the restaurant called Jalapeño Jack's. At Josh Chan's request he asked his friend Hector to get a group together to interrupt a dinner he was having with Rebecca at the fusion cuisine themed dining place. Along with another friend named Ken, Bernard was one of those Hector chose to join him and White Josh in this endeavor.

Josh pretended to be surprised by their appearance and greeted them warmly. He then asked Bernard and the others to join them and take advantage of a free drinks coupon Rebecca had received. Bernard was officially introduced to Rebecca and Josh pointed out she was at the party he threw at his house. Rebecca called him 'Bernard' but he insisted she call him 'Beans' like his friends did and assured her that the name wasn't racist. As Josh hoped, Beans and the other managed to keep Rebecca separated from him all night *(♫ Group Hang ♫)*. When the bill came, Bernard was reluctant to pay claiming he only had the nachos ("Josh and I Work on a Case!").

## Notes

### Incredible coincidence

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 Trina 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 Jarl 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme

**Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch & Company — **First Appearance**: ""Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!""

The **Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song** is used for the opening of the show during Season One, which explains its premise. It features Rebecca Bunch singing alongside cartoon versions of the other main season 1 characters and her getting angry at being referred to as crazy by them. In several episodes the musical number is set up by a character questioning Rebecca's origin. Its first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!". This was also done as a meta reprisal done later in the season by Scott and Paula Proctor. The song is track number 1 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1).

## The song with lyrics

### Orginal version

**Rebecca**:
*I... was...*
*Working hard at a New York job*
*Making dough but it made me blue.*
*One day I was crying a lot*
*and so I decided to move to*
*West Covina! California!*
*Brand new pals and new career!*
*It happens to be where Josh lives*
*But that's not why I'm here!*

**Chorus**:
*She's the crazy ex-girlfriend!*

**Rebecca**:
What? No I'm not!

**Chorus**:
*She's the crazy ex-girlfriend!*

**Rebecca**:
That's a sexist term.

**Chorus**:
*She's the crazy ex-girlfriend!*

**Rebecca**:
Can you guys stop singing for just a second?

**Chorus**:
*She's so broken inside!*

**Rebecca**:
The situation is a lot more nuanced than that.

**Chorus**:
*C-R-A-Z-Y!*

**Rebecca**:
OKAY! WE GET IT!

**Chorus**:
*Crazy Ex-Girlfriend!*

## Notes

* Since its introduction in 102, it was not used in 112 and 118, so out of 18, it was used in 15 episodes.

### Special appearance on the show

* In *That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!*, a special in-universe meta version was done by Paula and Scott mid-episode.

### Voice of the Sun

According to a Vanity Fair article, show music producer Adam Schlesinger sang the vocals for the animated Sun.

### Closing credits

An instrumental version of the "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" theme song plays out over the ending credits.
Harry Spenser

**Harry Spenser** is a minor character on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. He is the judge for a case at Whitefeather & Associates . He has known Paula for a long time and is understanding of Rebecca's personal issues. He is portrayed by Jeff Hiller.

## Season One

In, "That Text was not meant for Josh! " Harry is in the middle of a case when Rebecca interrupts and requests a temporary stay. Paula  tells Harry that Rebecca just accidentally texted her ex-boyfriend that she is in love with him. Everyone in the room is understanding and helps brain storm ways to get out of this. Harry lets Rebecca leave to fix her problem and even gives her a police escort. This police escort also gets him in trouble with another judge.

## Songs

* Textmergency
* Where's the rock?
George's Turn

**George's Turn**
**Performer(s)**: George — **First Appearance**: "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger

"**George's Turn**" is a song performed by Whitefeather & Associates office staff member George. He sung this song after he was fired by the new boss of the firm Nathaniel. It's first appearance was in the Season Two episode "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?".

## Song and lyrics

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It's me!
It's always me!
And no one says a word!

But this time
I'll stand up for myself
and finally be heard!

George won't be ignored!
George won't be interrupted
because...
Apple Man

**Apple Man**
**Performer(s)**: Tim — **First Appearance**: ""I'm Finding My Bliss""

## Summary

"**Apple Man**" is a musical performance by Tim. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I'm Finding My Bliss."

## The song with lyrics

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**Tim**:
*I'm an Apple Man*
*I'm an Apple Man*
*no other fruit can do*
*quite what an apple can.*
*Toss me that apple, Stan*
'*cause I'm an Apple Man!*

*They’re marvelous in the morning,*
*they’re lovely late at night,*
*they’re delectable in the daytime*
*an apple always tastes just right!*

*So, you can keep your banana*
*in your pineapple cabana*
*I'm never be caught*
*chompin’ on a kumquat*
*tell that to your friend Susannah*
*from Tallahassee to Spokane*
*Madagascar to Japan*
*I'm sticking to my one-fruit plan!*

'*Cause I'm a*
*gala, red delicious, cortland,*
*fuji, macintosh, granny smith, ambrosia*
*Apple Man!*