La Misquita

Wrestling/Commentary Attire

La Misquita (aka Lula Salgado) is a Mexican-Spanish commentator and part-time professional wrestler.

## Early life

Born in Mexico City, Mexico, Lula Salgado was born under strange circumstances. Her mother, retired luchadora La Chupachica (real name Consuela Salgado), was a renowned luchadora who made ends meet through wrestling. She never met her father, who was believed to have impregnated her mother after a one-night stand. It was claimed by La Chupachica there was a full moon out when she gave birth to Lula. One day, at the age of 3, Lula was bitten by a mosquito on her neck. Her mother, who was out performing in a tournament, would not know until the end of it that her daughter was rushed to the hospital. Lula had come down with malaria, but after several days, she miraculously recovered after a meeting with a traveling padre, who was passing by and left once his work was done.

From this experience, the Salgado family was convinced this was a sign from God that Lula could handle anything, and she strove to follow in her mother's footsteps to become a wrestler. At the age of 12, she entered into a local lucha libre training school in lieu of further general education, and two years after, christened herself as La Misquita.

## Wrestling career, Pre-WWA

Lula's star appeared to be shining bright, with prospects high throughout her career. While she primarily wrestled around Mexico, she would also see action in Puerto Rico and California, USA. At the age of 20, she was finally signed on to Consejo Esposa de Lucha Libre, wrestling before crowds of thousands every night. She often toed the line between tecnico and rudo, using her small size to trip up and whip opponents around the ring. However, on her 24th birthday, tragedy would strike.

During a match with one of her rivals, American-born luchadora Electra Hellswing, it was decided La Misquita would go through an announcer's table, allowing Electra to earn the victory. When the time came to do the spot, however, the table proved too difficult for the much limber Misquita to go through. Infuriated, she demanded Electra to put her through no matter what, and after several moves, she crashed through the table from a German Suplex. The match ended with a pinfall, and Misquita soon realized she was paralyzed. She was rushed to the hospital, where it was discovered her spine had been fractured from taking numerous suplexes against the hard material. Her career in the ring was over. In tears, Lula livestreamed her retirement announcement from the hospital, and thanked the fans and CELL staff for giving her the opportunity.

## Commentary career

For three years, Lula was in and out of the hospital for spinal therapy, supported by her mother and her fanbase. Rather than release her, CELL agreed to keep her as a female commentator, where her firebrand personality transitioned well from the ring to the broadcast. After three years, CELL was approached by the WWA for a talent scouting, and La Misquita was soon hired as the Spanish commentator, where her table was utterly wrecked week in and week out by various waifu wrestlers.

## Return to Wrestling for WWA

As of March 2023, Lula had announced she was cleared to wrestle, planning to go after Skelly Skelly for perceived butchering of the Spanish language, and then facing Amy Flame for unknown reasons, likely due to their matching hair colors and assumed familial heritage. When neither challenge was answered, she bided her time, and announced she would be competing for this year's Rookie Cup, along with other younger-generation talent.

With the brackets revealed for the Rookie Cup, La Misquita and Robyn McDaid were drawn for the first match. After hearing Robyn's promo, and taking some offense to it, she traveled to Club Xtacy to catch Robyn at work. After a brief conversation attempting to get Robyn to apologize, only for her to accidentally double-down on her comments calling La Misquita a bug, Lula smashed a cocktail glass against Robyn's head and was led out by security. A copy of Robyn's medical bill was then mailed to La Misquita, with the threat of forcibly making her pay the expenses of $500,000.00 if she lost the match. La Misquita came out victorious against Robyn McDaid in their match, much to the dismay of the audience, after landing a 450 Splash, preventing the potential bankruptcy at the hands of American healthcare. In the next round, however, La Misquita lost to Neith after a short banter-off before the match, and the Mexican luchadora returned to her commentary duties in shame.

Following the Rookie Cup, La Misquita made another in-ring appearance against Keron Croakie, who she lost to. She spent Bishoujo at the Beach at home, downing cervezas and falling asleep after the Pay-Per-View ended. She soon returned to the ring to put over her old friend, Electra Hellswing, in her debut match. She also faced Neith in a rematch, which she won; however, after this victory, Misquita attempted to call out Nefertiti and almost delivered a racial slur live on television, resulting in her mic being cut off and fined by the WWA (ironically, many other wrestlers have used such language before). La Misquita was forced to attend therapy sessions and sensitivity training, something she loathed as it calls out her worst behavior over the past few months; a chance meeting with "La Jefa" Raquel Durango soon allowed her freedom from these sessions, and after further discussion, Misquita became La Jefa's personal announcer.

Post-Onsen a Lifetime, Misquita would finally go face-to-face with Nefertiti, and was soundly beaten by the perceived "loser" of The Pride. While she had plans to face TRIN-NITY next, Misquita would go on another night of intense partying, resulting in her waking up at a 1950's diner on the outskirts of Spaghetti Town. It was here that she was given a letter from WWA staff, informing her of her release from the company and a promise to have her reinstated to her older role as commentator for CELL.

Distraught, Misquita had no idea what to do next. While she spent a short time lodging at Electra's apartment, she was unable to find any further work in Spaghetti Town. Refusing to make a Lonely Fans, as well as refusing to work as a maid for Electra's Bible and Sword store, she would return to her home city of Mexico City, once more taking up her role as commentator for CELL. One day, La Misquita will return to the WWA to make amends for her troubles, but until then, the commentary desk remains her home.

## In-ring

### Finishing Moves

* El Ascenso y Caída (Top-Rope Frankensteiner)
* Descenso del Dragón (450 Splash)

### Signature Moves

* Levántate del Ataúd (Dragon Suplex into Backstabber)
* Cascabel (Second-Rope Hurricanrana into the turnbuckle)

## Trivia

* Despite not speaking English, La Misquita appears to understand it enough to respond to the likes of Skelly Skelly and Duna Sands. However, prior to her attack on Robyn McDaid, in retaliation for her promo, she showed she could speak English, albeit in a heavy Mexican accent.
* La Misquita's drinking record is five margaritas, five shots of mezcal, and five cervesas in a row.
* It is speculated that the reason for La Misquita's appearance, as well as her rampant night-time partying, is due to her being a vampire. Theories range from her missing father being one, to the traveling padre that miraculously cured her of malaria being her sire. Despite this, she shows little ability related to vampires, likely due to her half-human blood.