At the ruins/meeting King Louie/"I Wanna Be Like You"

This where Mowgli, the Team, and Chinta are taken to the Ancient Ruins where they meet King Louie in *Brian and the Eeveelution Family's Adventures of The Jungle Book*.

[Dissolve to the Ancient Ruins]

Louie scat-sings:

Ding ding lo-la diddly-o zing boing

Sca-be-do, hoo-be-do, zee-bo do-zeb

Diddly-doo dee-hoy (blows a banana out of its peel and then puts the peel on his head)

I wanna be a man-man one or-rang-a-tang tang

[Louie stops singing and grins as he sees his monkeys have Mowgli, the team, and Chinta in their grips]

Monkey #1: Ha, ha, we got them, King Louie!

Monkey #2: Man, we got them, we got them!

(the monkeys then chain lower down with Mowgli, the team, and Chinta hanging on the end)

Louie: Ha, ha, ha! So *You're* the Man-cub and the visitors? Crazy!

Mowgli: I'm not as crazy as *you* are!

Smolder: Okay, I've had enough of this! Let us go, right *now* or I'll blow holes into you banana chompers!

[the monkeys drop them onto the ground]

Mowgli: Oof! (waves his fist at them) You cut that out!

Jolteon: You blasted, primates! Smolder said "let us go" not "Drop us!"

Louie: (picks up Mowgli) Cool it, boy. Unwind yourself. (Mowgli tries hitting him as he hangs) (singing) Do-doot doot-doot do. Now come on. Let's shake, cousin. (grabs Mowgli's swinging hand and shakes it)

Mowgli: What do you want us for?

Chinta: Yeah, what *do* you want us for?

Brian: And wait a minute, I thought Orangutans aren't found in India.

Louie: Yeah, but don't worry about it. Word has grabbed my royal ear, (grabs a banana and opens Mowgli's mouth) have a banana. [He throws the banana into Mowgli's mouth] That you want to stay in the jungle. (puts the banana peel on Mowgli's head)

Mowgli (with mouth full): Stay in the jungle? I sure do.

Louie: Good. And ol' King Louie, (singing): Bop-boo do-bay doo-boo-do that's me, can fix it for you. (picks up 2 bananas with his feet) Have two bananas [He shows three fingers and throws two bananas into Mowgli's mouth] Have we got a deal?

Mowgli (with mouth even fuller): Yes, sir. I'll do (gulps) anything to stay in the jungle.

Meg: Well, we aren't staying in the jungle or anything!

Chris: Yeah, we're trying to get to the man village!

Louie: Well then. I'll lay it on the line for ya. (singing)

A bop-bop do-do do-be-do
Now I am the king of the swingers, oooh
The jungle V.I.P
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what's botherin' me
I wanna be a man, man-cub,
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men,
I'm tired of monkeyin' around
Ohh, oobie-do,
Monkeys: Bop-do-wee

Louie: I wanna be like you

Monkeys: Hum dee oobee-do-ba

Louie: I wanna walk like you

Monkeys: Tee

Louie: Talk like you,

Monkeys: Too

Louie: Too!
Monkeys: Wee be-dee be-dee do

Louie: You see it's true,

Monkeys: Shoo-ba dee-do

Louie: An ape like me

Monkeys: Shoo-be do-bee do-bee

Louie: Can learn to be

Human too
[He makes sounds as if playing a horn and has a little classical fight with the small servant monkey]

Louie: Roo-baka-tee-gah, roo-baka-tee-gee

Zoo-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka
Too-bee pau-wagau to-pah
[Monkeys applaud]

Mowgli: Gee, cousin Louie, you're doing real good.

Louie: Now, here's your part of the deal, cuz. (picks his ear to clear it and then pulls it bigger) Lay the secret on me of man's red fire. (turns Mowgli's head towards her ear so he can hear him talk)

Mowgli: But I don't know how to make fire.

Flareon: He wants fire, huh?

Natsu Dragneel: Peace of cake.

Smolder: Yeah, we'll give him fire!

Glaceon: Guys, don't!

Smolder: What?

Leafeon: You can't breath fire!

Flareon: Huh?

Natsu Dragneel: Why not?

Ocellus: If you three breath out fire, you might set the whole forest ablaze!

Flareon: Oh, shoot! We didn't think about that.

Erza Scarlet: So, don't breath out fire!

Flareon: Alright, alright!

Smolder: Yeah, don't get snippy with me!

Louie [Picks up Mowgli by his hair] (sings): Now, don't try to kid me, man-cub

I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
[Baloo and Bagheera reach the walls of the Ruins]

Now give me the secret, man-cub
Come on, clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you
Bagheera: Fire? So that's what that scoundrel's after.

Baloo: I'll tear him limb from limb, I'll beat him, I'll.. I'll.. (starts to enjoy the beat of the music and starts dancing to it) ummm, yeah, well, man, what a beat!

Bagheera: Will you stop that silly beat business and listen?! This will take brains, not brawn.

Baloo: You better believe it! And I'm loaded with both.

Bagheera: Would you listen?

Baloo: (stops dancing) Oh, yeah, yeah.

Bagheera: Now, while you create a disturbance I'll rescue Mowgli. Got that?

Baloo (walking and dancing along): I'm gone then, solid gone.

Bagheera: Not yet, Baloo!

[Louie, servant monkey, Mowgli, our heroes, and Chinta come by, dancing, which Bagheera then pretends to be a statue as they walk past him and when Bagheera reaches for them, Baloo enters, dressed up as a big probably female monkey]

Baloo: Hey! (singing)

Da-zaap bon-ronee
Hap ba-dee dee-lap-da-non
Hene-bebe-re,
Doot zaba-doo-dee-day
Doo-bam doo-boo-bee-bay
Bo-bom, za-ba-pa-panney!
Louie: Abba-do-dee?

Baloo: With a reep-bon-naza!

Louie: Eh ba-daba doy

Baloo: Well-a-la-ba zini

Louie: War-la-bop, boor-la-bop

Baloo: See-ble-bop, dooney

Louie: Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Baloo: With a huh, huh, huh, huh!

Louie: Rrrawr, rrrawr

Baloo: Get mad, baby!

Louie: Hada-lada hada-lada

Baloo: With a hada-lada hadoo-doo

Louie: Oodle-loodle-oodle-loodle

Baloo: Ooh-doo-daa-daa-daa

Louie: Doodle-doot, doodle-doot

Baloo: Zee-ba-da-da Haba-da

Louie: Yoo-hoo-hoo

Monkeys: Bop-do-wee

Louie: I wanna be like you

Monkeys: Hum dee oobee-do-ba

Louie: I wanna walk like you

Monkeys: Dee

Louie: Talk like you

Monkeys: Too

Baloo: Too-oo-oo!

Monkeys: Wee be-dee be-dee do

Everybody: You see it's true, hoo-hoo

Someone like me-ee-ee
Can learn to be like someone like me
Baloo: Take me home, Daddy!

Everybody: Can learn to be like someone like you

Louie: One more time!

[Baloo's disguise falls off]

Baloo: Yeah!

Can learn to be like someone like me
Zee-dee-dee bop-bop-botta
Doodle-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat...
Eh!

Monkey #1: It's Baloo, the bear!

Monkey #2: Yeah, that's him!

Monkey #3: How'd that squarge get in there?

Mowgli: Baloo, it's you!

Brian Griffin: Come on, now's our chance to escape! [takes off running]

[Baloo then grabs Mowgli, leaps and then starts running away but then a monkey swoops in and snatches Mowgli as Baloo screeches to a stop, upon seeing his empty hands. As Mowgli is hitting the monkey in the head and then Louie swipes Mowgli and jumps down as Baloo then grabs Mowgli and hits Louie. But as Baloo runs away another monkey swoops through and snatches Mowgli away but he screeches to a stop when Bagheera cuts him off]

Ocellus: Bagheera!

Bagheera: (roars and swipes a paw at the monkey)

[The Monkey goes running the other way but then Baloo comes in a club, which the monkey screeches to a stop and then slides under Baloo's legs, just Baloo goes for a swing which he hits Bagheera by mistake. As Mowgli is hitting the other Monkey's head but then Louie, hanging from a branch snatches Mowgli]

Gallus: Hey! Give back Mowgli, you long armed, fatso!

[Baloo chases Louie as Louie makes a run for as Baloo grabs Mowgli's arm and then Louie grabs one of the stone columns, but when Baloo races by he pulls him loose, causing the stone column to collapse. As Louie holds Mowgli, grinning widely]

Sunny Flare: Dude, are you so busy fighting over Mowgli you cannot see your *own* castle is collapsing?!

Leafoen: This is no time for one your fanciful tips, Flare!

Sunny Flare: It's no tip, look.

[Louie looks back and sees the ruins *are* collapsing, which he hands Mowgli to Baloo and gets under the gap and holds up the ruin, but Baloo gets a devious idea and puts Mowgli down]

Four: Baloo, what are you doing?!

[Baloo then races up to Louie and tickles his armpits as Louie laughs hard, but then the other monkeys come charging in with a totem pole]

Stewie Griffin: Baloo, look out!

[The Monkeys slams the pole into Baloo, putting him in the gap as Louie flies into another column, knocking it out, which Baloo sighs, and then lets go and waves to Louie as he struggles to hold up the ruins which start to crumble away]

Yona: Okay, time to go!

[Everyone runs away as Bagheera races away with Mowgli on his back, when one stone lands on his tail as he yowls in pain, while another stone hits Baloo in the head as everyone then clears just in time as the last stone smashes to bits as we return to Louie who is still in a stained face but then he opens his eyes and is surprised to see he's holding nothing but a stone. As we return to our heroes who are now yards away from the ruins as they come to a stop]

Baloo: Whew. Ha ha ha. Man, that's what I call a swingin' party.