Uridian Journey

Continuing her journey to help Cynthiana's posthumous debts, Sonny finds out that she had been studying a little legend about the Planet Getenna, a rogue planet that has one of the 88 Uridian Vaults on it, and she was planning to visit it to support her family before she died. Thus, in her memory, Sonny and the Loungers decide to take this journey for her. She meets Sheriff Trisha on Uridia, whom once met Cynthiana about the Vault and wanted to go on this journey with her. Now with her gone, she decides to go on this hunt with them as the Vault Seekers are busy with another Vault hunt. But little do they know that Getenna is not like any lawless *Borderlands*-esque world. It was once one of the earliest experiments for harnessing Uridian technology before Awesome Jaxtom, where the Jomoter Corporation was trying out endless experiments and ruining it so that it became a wasteland of lawlessness and bloodshed, which Sonny hadn't exactly been used to until now. Now these Uridian secrets, especially it's indestructible Vault, are being hunted by a Turmis named Eddiger Gretsky and his gang, the Ehae Riders, co-lead by his Chitihead gay lover Evides Coras and operated by his Tankle techie-tinker Mortarmaster, in hopes of dominating the crime of the planet since his grandfather worked for the Jomoter Corporation on the Uridian Project. But now the Loungers have to unlock the Vault before they do, for Cynthiana, with help from Trisha, her secretly-traitorous missing sister Vygne who wants to steal the Vault's secrets for herself to prove to her disapproving father that she can be a legend as a Vault Seeker, along with her Sartax and Beilk army, the Panirid sheriff of the town of Vintage Sheriff Leroy Dirtbe, a tress saloon bartender turned sprinter named Echa Josemite, a new Nab gunslinger deputy and former Ehae Rider named Rayve Gunn, Dirtbe's Ravagry other deputy Wes Prise, a Plazmite officer named Spice, and an old Uridium-experienced Trobban cybernetic crone who also used to work for Jomoter named Cronenberg. Gretsky intends to unleash an artificially-engineered Vault guardian derived from the Vault's guardian, unaware that doing so would anger the real creature, the Mountanadon, the giant mountain-shaped-and-sized spider-legged Biollante-like guardian of the Getenna Vault, which is literally inside it's body, because people in the past tried to do the same thing to it to bust into the Vault, which is why the project was abandoned. This creature is capable of infecting people with dangerous levels of Uridium, and thus it can cause a planetary genocide. Thus Gretsky must be stopped before it happens.

## Scenes

#### **Prologue**

Uridia

* Deadpool: YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHERCU\*KER!!! (He was slaughtering bandits on Uridia just for fun) BANG BANG BANG BABABABABANG! BABABANG!!
* ???: **DEADPOOOOL!!!!**
* Deadpool: UGH, DAMMIT, LODGERS, I TOLD YOU I CAN'T HELP IT! PANDORA GETS BORING AND I NEED SOME FRESH PLAGIARIST MEAT LIKE THIS WOR- (He saw the Loungers)... Oh, it's those ripoffs they told me about. So tell me, have you helped Viacom sue this show yet with your mere existence?
* Sonny: You got QUITE a mouth on ya. Too bad we can't see it underneath that EGO... Oh, and that mask too.
* Deadpool: Haha. So, Miss Pseudo-Sandy, can YOU tell me what to do?
* Sonny: Well, I ain't afraid to do THIS! (She blasted his head off with a blaster)

Later...

* Deadpool: (When his head was fully healed all he heard was vulgar music in his head and he was tied to a chair with the Vault Seekers and the Loungers in front of him with angry faces)... Oh, BALLS TO THE WALLS IN THE STALLS AT THE MALL!!
* Kii: DP, just because those words rhyme doesn't make it a CLEVER euphemism.
* Deadpool: You're not part of the Rhyming Police, Pseudo-Kaa.
* Pho: Okay, are you going to keep calling us that?
* Deadpool: Maybe I will. Maybe I won't.
* Sonny:... Look, Deadpool, if the Lodgers have told you once, they'd told you a thousand times: STOP CAUSING RUCKUS IN OUR UUNIVERSES!! You KNOW you ain't supposed to be here.
* Deadpool: What do you expect me to do? I've been hunting s\*\*\*heads on Pandora a WHOLE LOT! I even gotta reputation there. It's gotten BORING now. I've been doing this since I heard the AUU has ripoff worlds. SUCH a coincidence I found the REAL Lodgers on the AUU Pandora.
* Sonny: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?! Every time you come here, you cause trouble. Yes, you took out the Banditry for Helertia, but while she was STILL in the midst of rehabilitation for causing so much harm through Jaxtom JUST to get her Presidency back. THAT allowed some OTHERS to take the empty seat and THUS CAUSED OUR UUNIVERSES TO NEARLY BE DESTROYED BY THE TRICKED URIDI-TITANS!! We got SO lucky that the Lodgers and Vault Seekers managed to trick Prankazoth into confessing his crimes on comms RIGHT to the Uridi-Titans. So, by technicality, that hoosegow was YOUR fault. YOU nearly destroyed our UUniverses.
* Deadpool: Oh COME ON! You think I INTENDED that?! All I wanted was to have a little fun. Is that such a crime?
* Sonny: Depends on HOW you have it.
* Rollond: You DO realize we gotta bring you back under maximum security.
* Taya: And lemme tell you, you think your punishment LAST time was gory even for cruel and unusual punishment? THIS one's gonna be WORSE!
* Deadpool: I'm IMMORTAL with this healing factor, Pseudo-Maya. Can YOU say the same given your OUU counterpart died thanks to HER OWN APPRENTICE, WHOM EVERYONE HATES?!?
* Ave: Oh, sure, keep rubbing that into my face, why don'tcha?
* Sonny: Yeesh, dealing with Uridian affairs is not pretty, especially after the last time I dealt with it when I found one of the 88 Vaults.
* Deadpool: Wait, YOU found one of the Vaults here?
* ZongueBob: Yeah, it's a long story. I don't really wanna talk about it-
* Deadpool: Well, that's how your episodes role. Starting with a flashback, DING!... Wait, no this is technically the future. Look, just tell the story. The episode isn't called 'Loungers Turn In Deadpool' or 'Loungers Go To Borderlands'. It's 'URIDIAN JOURNEY'. Roll credits, DING! So, GET ON WITH IT! How did YOU guys find OODLES of treasure from a crazy U-shaped carbon copy of the Borderlands Vs?
* Sonny:... Ah, screw it. We got plenty a time before the authorities come to bring you back home.

#### **Cynthiana's Next Posthumous Journey**

* (Sonny): (Clears throat)... I suppose you, DP, think you've heard every story in these stars by now. Stories of war, lawlessness, death. After all, can't kick over a rock in these UUniverses without findin' some kinda signs of carnage underneath.... That said, this story's carnagier than most.
* (Deadpool): Really? You're gonna read the story like that funny-ass narrator in *Bounty of Blood*?
* (Sonny): SHADDAP! (She literally hit him where it hurt off-camera)... AHEM!... This story's about a town. Little scrap'a barely anything holdin' out for dear life on a rogue planet called... Getenna. Good folk... Mostly. But in these UUniverses, where there's law, there's people achin' to break it. Like the Ehae Riders. Only law THEY followed was a decree of iron and plasma.... Now, Getenna ain't just any old place of hell-red rocks and nasty devilish critters. Nonono. It's-
* (Deadpool): A place once experimented on by "The Company" and they used 'core' to mess it up, and then next thing you know, Butcher Rose tries to awaken a beast called the Ruiner?
* (Sonny): OH FOR THE LOVE OF GODS!!! (She hurt him where it hurts way more off-camera) TRY GROWING THAT BACK, EH?!?... AheheHEM!... But still, you ain't completely wrong.
* (Deadpool): (Weakly) Called it... Ohohooo.
* (Sonny): Used to be a testin' ground, back when the Jomoter Corporation ran things. They dreamed up new weapons'a war. Bent beasts to their will. You name it, they tried it. Bet'chyou can guess how THAT turned out.... The town tried to leave the past buried. But the Ehae Riders set upon diggin' up Jomoter secrets, that could only lead to assured destruction. The Ehae Riders waged and all-out war. Town held out against them best they could, and after decades'a spilled blood, they said 'enough'. Sheriff drew up'a bounty of blood for any mean bastards crazy enough to take on them Ehae Riders... And ONE of em... Was mah sister.
* (Deadpool): Oh, you mean the dead one?
* (Sonny):... (A much more violent sound was heard as he made an extremely comical scream of pain) LEARN SOME TACT NEXT TIME, WILL YA?! (Cynthiana was seen entering a town with two allies)
* Cynthiana:... Hey.
* Tress:... Nothing 'hey' about it, tomidichi.
* Cynthiana: There’s ALWAYS something 'hey' about it. I'm here for the bounty.
* Tress: You sure look like you’re here for it. You clean up nice.
* Cynthiana: Think nothing of it. I’m a sea squirrel.
* Tress: Ugh. Why do people still call Hydrocabs that? There ain’t even any SQUIRRELS in this dimension.
* Cynthiana: You’d be amazed how many times I asked the same question. Trish? Vygne?
* Trisha: We’ve been told about this bounty. Sheriff says you guys have a... Bandit problem.
* Vygne: Given the conditions of our UUniverses, there’s ALWAYS a baddie problem.
* Trisha: That’s what makes it fun.
* Vygne: Three points for us, while we talk. I’m parched.
* Cynthiana: HOLD UP! Vygne, listen, I know beer is a delight to people all over these parts, but I ain’t one of em. I had a chug of it once... It did NOT end well.
* (Sonny): Hehe. Remembered that like it was yesterday. She made me promise not to tell no one bout it, though, so I’m keepin’ it, even if she’s passed.
* (Deadpool): Heh. Sister’s girl.
* (Sonny): Grrh!!
* (Deadpool): DAAH, IT WAS A JOKE, DON’T FORCE FEED ME MY OWN BALLS!! USE MY D\*\*\* INSTEAD!!!
* (Sonny):... Aand you made it awkward. Like usual.
* Cynthiana: So, instead I’ll take a non-alcoholic spiceberry cider. That stuff packs JUST AS MUCH A PUNCH!
* Tress: Comin’ right up. Just be careful when your friends get drunk.
* Cynthiana: Oh I will. That’s why I’m givin em another side of water.
* Tress:... Clever decision. I learned that little trick when I was 8.
* Vygne: 8?!? YOU DRUNK WHEN YOU WERE TOO YOUNG FOR IT?!
* Tress: FYI, not my choice. I just saw Ma do it and I picked up on it. Nasty Ehae Riders took over the saloon and tried to get me drunker than the drunkards. I’m a saloon owner, so in accordance to company policy, we must master the arts of alcohol control, Alca Hol Fu, I kid you not that’s a real martial art, and most importantly, how to stop a bar fight.
* Cynthiana: Oh, I'm fluent in that, too. I once worked as a bartender something like this'n. I've tried EVERYTHING you can think of.
* Tress:... Combat racing?
* Cynthiana: Yer looking at the Cynthetic Race Demon.
* Tress:... Extreme battleball?
* Cynthiana: PFFT! I aced THAT when I was a 14-year-old kit. And I still got the scar marks on my legs and around my nethers to prove it. Wanna see?
* Tress: NONONO, just, I'll take your word for it, kay? So, if yer here for the bounty, then you best be long prepared.
* Cynthaina: Ohho... We'll make do what what we got or what we're given. I always do.

Sundown Saloon

* Trisha:... That was at least the plan. But... Vygne just vanished. We couldn't do it without her, so... We had to postpone the plan, and your sister went back to do her own thing until I found her.... But I never did.... And then... Well... She died. We never finished the job.... But now you're here. Cynthy's little sister, wild and free with her own life and living her old sister's example.
* Rollond: Yeah, I admit, it IS a good choice.
* Taya: I heard a LOT of stories about you and the Clam Loungers... And MANY of them Saucea laughed at for being a plagiarism of ANOTHER plagiarism.
* Troge: I admit, you're honoring your sister well, baby.
* Sonny: Psh, it's nothing. It's just... Since she's dead, we gotta clean up ALL her messes, because it might bite the REST'a her family. INCLUDING me. We took care'a Blankfield, Fluke, and recently one of her JOKE enemies. So, since Joab proved he couldn't do it like he always wished... Then it's all on me and us now.
* ZongueBob: Is THIS why you called us here?
* Sonny: Well, she called ME. I don't think we're still on good terms as, ripoffs, since Saucea is laughing at our expense. She instead asked for... The most responsible and hardy sibling Cynthiana had, and no kidding around that was me, especially since I've been fixing her messes.
* Samber: I don't see what people are laughing at about you, I say you're doing a pretty good job. With you around, the Lodgers can do their OWN things.
* Zemo: (:-)) I concur.
* Trisha:... So whaddiya say, Sonny? You up to help me find Vygne and finish what your sister started?
* Sonny: You FOOLING?! I'm diving into this like the deepest pool in the UUniverses.
* Trisha:... Funny, that's what Cynthy said when I offered this job to her.
* Sonny:... Again, YOU FOOLING?!
* Trisha: I wish.
* Sonny:... (She giggled)
* (Sonny): And after a good laugh, it was off to Getenna. (The Oxydome flew across the surface of the hot surface littered with monsters)
* Sonny: DANG IT, SODO, WE CAN PARK ANYWHERE WE WANT! There AIN'T EVEN ANY PARKING AREAS, NOR LANDING PADS!!
* Sodo: Now now, Sonny, if it's anything like that jockstrap incident, we don't wanna get botched in.
* Sonny: OKAY, SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS 'JOCKSTRAP INCIDENT' YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT?!
* Sodo: It's better you don't know. (They landed and exited)
* Trisha:... Well, Sonny, is this what you were expecting?
* Sonny: My Gods, this is droll. We're SO far out in the nonexistent sticks of space that I doubt there's even a Tessellate Mall, much less a single Xoxyum Applications OR Praxeus Spatial Communications store.
* Trisha: Nope. But the Jomoter Corporation was hot here.
* Sonny: Were they now?
* Trisha: Yeah. Said they were all big business for making weapons here. But you know what happens to those in corporate greed. It crumbles down upon them when they least expected. But I guess you'll find out more soon. Let's get trekking.
* Sonny: Let's. (They head out)
* (Sonny): The wind on Getenna was as hot as spent powder goin' off on Rugulach in it's summers. Seriously, ain't pretty. Smelled like it, too. Soon, as mah boots tasted dirt, it was off to town to see the sheriff about the bounty.

#### **Welcome to Vintage/Meet Vygne/Gretsky Kills The Sheriff**

Vintage Gates

* Pho:... Darn. Gate's locked. There's gotta be a key around here, wait, they wouldn't leave the key around here- (Trigress kicked it down)... Oh good, you found it!
* Sonny: Ya know, I coulda blasted it down. It's more fun that way.
* Trigress: I find it more fun to kick it down.
* Sonny: Yeah, if you wanna do it the less-violent way. But Thexans are rarely the non-violent type... I mean... As far as MY homeland was concerned. (They entered)
* (Sonny): So it was onto town. Bounty was callin, and so was mah sister's spirit.
* ZongueBob: (They approached the entrance gates)... Another gate?
* Sonny: Well ya gotta be secure.
* ZongueBob: Well, in that case, HOWDY, PARTNERS, WE GOT SOME BUSINESS TO- (The guards shot at them) DAAH!!
* Sonny: GUNFIRE!!
* Billis: HIDE LIKE BABIES!! (They hid as the guards shot madly screaming)
* Ravagry: HEY, HOLD YOUR FIRE, YOU BUKA BASTARDS!!! They ain't no Ehae Riders!
* Guard #1: You sure about that, boss?
* Ravagry: Not your boss, and do they LOOK like they're even from this planet?
* Guard #2: No.
* Ravagry: Then shut your goddamn barrels! Sorry about that, tomidichis, we get a little paranoid sometimes.
* Billis: That makes ONE of us.
* Ravagry: Name's Wes, the Sheriff's deputy. Come on over, and let's have a chat.
* Sau:... Okay.
* Sonny: Yeah, okay. (They approached)
* Wes: Well, look at you all. Strutin into our town like you're rough as sandpaper with twice the grit. Lemme guess, from the looks of your cute Hydrocab here AND Trisha here, you must be here to fill in for that Cynthy girl who came hear years back.
* Sonny: Yeah. Cuz.... (Deep breath)... She's dead.
* Wes: Oh... Well, that's a damn shame. Must've went out so good.
* Sonny: She did. Just leave it at that.
* Wes: Well, I hope your guys are tougher than the last bounty hunters that came through here. Sheriff Dirtbe just finished the graves of the last ones.
* Cen: Is that so?
* Wes: Yeeeah. Cemetery's been gettin' crowded lately. Anyway, I'll get Dirtbe and let him know Trisha's come back with some life insurance assistance of sorts. He'll meet you at the Josemite Saloon. (He head out) BUT HEY, STAY OUTTA TROUBLE, AND THERE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE, HEHEEEH!
* (Sonny): Ahh, good ol' Wes Prise. If he shot his gun as fast as he ran that toothy mouth'a his... Maybe things would'a been different. (The heroes went through town and saw the Japanese-style architecture of the town)
* Sonny:... That's funny. Lot'sa this town don't look anything LIKE Thexan origin.
* Trisha: Well it wasn't COMPLETELY Thexan.
* Sonny:... Makes sense, I guess.... Well, I guess we best get to that Josemite Saloon, was it?
* Trisha: Yep. Just be careful, especially around it's owner Echa. She's got more grit than she knows what to do with, for a bartender.
* Sonny: Yeah, every ol' bartender's gotta have someone who knows Alco Hol Fu.
* Trisha: ALCA Hol Fu, and yes, she's got more of that than she knows what to do with, too. She even said she avoided being forcefully drunk from underaged drinking when she was 8 by a Ehae Rider by chugging more water. Helped wonders.
* Sonny: Actually, water and alcohol together seems to help lessen the SPEED of the alcohol's intoxication, not prevent it. Aside from that, it prevents dehydration and a hangover.... I mean, I'm guessing. But still, yeah, it DID help of sorts, I'm guessing.
* Albino Gabit: Are any of US gonna get a line here?
* Ziden: Must it always be about YOU, Crazo? (They approached the saloon which was big enough to accommodate all of them)
* (Sonny): Every respectable town's gotta have a respectable saloon, r' bar, 'r whatever you can describe it in the local thesaurus. Whatever defines the perfect place to drink down some local knowledge and get the lay of the land.
* (Deadpool): Well, so long as that knowledge doesn't taste like piss.
* (Sonny): YOU taste like piss.
* (Deadpool): Do you even know what piss tastes like?
* (Sonny): Do you?... Oh who am I kidding, of COURSE you do, you pansexual freak.
* (Deadpool): Well, I rest my case then.
* (Sonny): You don't shaddap right now, I'll knock YOUR case off.

Josemite Saloon

* Sonny: (They entered as the patrons stared at them in many AUU animal forms)...
* Ruke:... Yikes, these f\*\*\*\*rs sure mastered STARE Fu.
* Sonny: RUKE! I know I don't often say this enough, but, DON'T SWEAR! ESPECIALLY NOT TO THEM! Just take a seat, I don't care where, while I meet the bartender.
* (Sonny): And like any other saloon I been in, clientele didn't take too kindly to outsiders. Not a bad place to air the toes, though. (She went to the bartender and came across a drunk Irth while the Loungers sat down)... Though there was no sign'a the sheriff, so... We made friends with the locals.
* Irth: AAHHHHHHHHHHH, THIS TASTES LIKE EHAE D\*\*\*!!!
* (Sonny): Mmmmmore 'r less.
* Irth: COULDN'T EVEN RIGHTLY CALL THIS SWILL'A DRINK!!! DON'T YOU SELL ME EHAR PISS AND CALL IT A BEVERAGE, ECHA!!
* Echa the Tress Bartender: Now now, settle down, Drunk Irdy. You member what happened the last time you took that tone'a voice with me.
* Sonny: Excuse-
* Plazmite: HAHA, YEAH, WE ALL DO!!! IT WAS FUUUuuuUUUUUUuuuUUUUUN!!
* Echa: SHUT UP, SPICE, IF YOU AIN'T ON MY SIDE, YOU'RE ON HIS!!!
* Drunk Irdy: Hey, YOU sold me Ehae piss!
* Echa: You know, the fact you KNOW what Ehae piss tastes like is VERY embarrassing for you. What OTHER kinda piss have you drunk?
* Bar Patron: BAHAH! DAMN!!!
* Sonny: I'm here to-
* Drunk Irdy: STOP MAKING AN ASS OUTTA ME, AND POUR ME ANOTHER BEFORE YOU START USIN' FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!
* Echa: Irdy, you're drunk off your ass. I really wouldn't advise that. So, I'm gonna have to cut you off with that attitude.
* Drunk Irdy: OH, C-C-COME AT ME, YOU, YOU, YOU, PICKLED P\*\*\*Y, R-R-R-R-R-R-RAPSCALLION!!
* Echa:... You're a f\*\*\*\*\*g idiot. Just DRINK THE DAMN MUG YOU GOT SINCE IT'S YOUR LAST ONE!! Not MY fault it tastes like what's BEEN drunk.
* Sonny: Ahem, I-
* Drunk Irdy: I SAID, POUR ME ANOTHER, BITCH!!!
* Echa:... Did you just call me a BITCH, BITCH?!?
* Drunk Irdy: OH, YESSAI DOOBY DOOBY DID!! WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, KILL ME?! C'MON, TOOTS, COME AT ME!!
* Sonny: I am looking for-
* Drunk Irdy: Though I gotta warn ya, I have a LOTTA medals- (Sonny shrugged and fired a pistol upward getting everyone's attention and then shot the jukebox nearby as the music winded down comically)
* Sonny:... MAY, I, SPEAK?!?! I AM SONNY BUBBLES!!
* Spice: PFFT! Bubbles!
* Sonny: SORRY, WHAT?!? (She pointed her gun at him)
* Spice: UH, NOTHING, NOTHING!!
* Sonny: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! Now, I'm here for the bounty! Me and my FRIENDS in this here saloon! WHERE, IS THE SHERIFF?!?
* Drunk Irdy: HEY, LADY, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SONG FROM THAT JUKEBOX YA JUST BUSTED!!
* Sonny: Oh, PLEASE, it's not like people here were NOT gonna get tired of it.
* Drunk Irdy: SHUDDUP!!! YALL OUTSIDERS 'R MORE TROUBLE THAN YER WORTH, WHICH AIN'T JACK-SPIT!!! Sheriff should NEVER've drawn up that bounty! Maybe I best save them Ehae Riders the trouble and run ya off my own damn self!
* ZongueBob: SCUSE ME-
* Sau: Nonono. Let her handle this.
* Sonny: Buster, you should REALLY think this through. Do I LOOK like the kinda girl you can take on?
* Drunk Irdy: (In his head, all he saw was a normal old dame Hydrocabiais) YEAH! HELL YEAH!! CAN'T FOOL ME WITH JUST THAT PEA SHOOTER A' YERS!! COME ON!! PUT UP THEM LADY DUKES!! OR ARE YA' SCARED, YA C\*\*TY C\*\*T?!? (All the Loungers and Echa stopped at that)
* Sonny:... (Deep breath)... Yep. (She used her suit's enhanced arm braces to punch him into a wall and into a few slot machines as they all got a high score) And jackity-pot. Sau?
* Sau: (She digitally transferred the won money into her account) Donezo.
* Spice: HEY!! YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE AND KNOCK OUT OUR FAVORITE DRUNK, YOU ASSC\*\*T!!
* Sonny: You mean YOUR favorite drunk, and he was LITERALLY asking for it. I warned him.
* Bar Patron: Uh, no, I liked him to. At least HE provided dinner AND a show. He was the ONLY asshole here, except maybe you! YOU LEAVE HIM BE!
* Sonny: How about you leave US be- (Someone spilled alcohol on her)......
* ZongueBob:... Awwwww, fishpaste. Who did that, REALLY shouldn't have. She and alcohol do NOT mix well.
* Bar Patron #2: Why, is she gonna cry, get drunk, and pee herself... Or all at the same time-
* Sonny: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!** (She unloaded a blaster rifle on the bar patrons as the Loungers got down)
* (Sonny): It was yer classic ol' bar fight. I at first considered doin' it the old fashioned way instead a wastin' bolts... Until I decided since THEY wouldn't play fair, neither'd I! (She was going crazy with her gun until a Panirid came in and fired at the roof getting them all to stop)
* Panirid: NONE'A THAT CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE IN MY TOWN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! SO ALL YA GET A HOLD'A YER DAMN SELVES!! ESPECIALLY YOU, DRUNK IRDY! KNOCK THAT CRAP OFF BEFORE I PUNCH IT RIGHT OUTTA YER POOPER MYSELF! AND ECHA, QUIT WITH THEM WEAK POURS!! PEOPLE CAN KEEP UP MORALE ON WEAK POURS!! NOW LISTEN UP, EVERYONE! NEXT ROUND'S ON ME! (Everyone cheers)
* ZongueBob: Got it all outta your system, honey?
* Sonny: OOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO YEAH!