Rudolph's Roadside with King Christmas and Uncle Donny Pecker

"Rudolph's Roadside with King Christmas and Uncle Donny Pecker" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, *Doughboys Double*, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Rudolph's Roadside with King Christmas and Uncle Donny Pecker" was released on December 19, 2023.

## Synopsis

King Christmas (Kindness, Understanding) and Uncle Donny Pecker (*Fuckin' in the Boys Room*) join the 'boys to talk Christmas and the naughty and nice list before a review of Rudolph's Roadside. Plus, The Wiger Challenge, Christmas edition.

## Nick's intro

“As far as the horizon stretched, a man saw naught but icy white.”

No, famed explorer Ernest Shackleton wasn’t referring to frozen cum. Rather, he was describing Earth’s frozen cum, better known as snow.

While Shackleton’s fateful, deadly voyage to the North Pole did finally reveal the location of Santa’s Village, it also revealed an absence of affordable eats in the most remote place on Earth.

Enter Stewie Shackleton, Ernest’s rugby ball-headed enterprising son, who licensed the likeness of Santa’s famous red-nosed and red-glansed reindeer for a North Pole eatery to fuel townies and tourists. The concept was a quick hit, including with Santa himself, who once famously had a bout of diarrhea in a men’s-room stall now commemorated with a plaque as 'The Santa Shitter.'

Today, with thousands of locations worldwide, including many co-branded with Wahlburgers, this subzero griller attracts elves and gentiles alike to feast on its wide array of Christmas craveables.

But as the whole notion of “apps” moves from restaurant menus to smartphone screens, can this Yuletide institution survive? Or will it find itself forcefully ejected, like the peaceful demonstrators of January 6th, by an ungodly society that increasingly doesn’t believe in the magic of Christmas?

This week on *Doughboys*… Rudolph’s Roadside. [link]

## Fork rating

* Candy Cane Chili Fries
* Candy Cane Burger
* Candy Cane Hot Dog
* Candy Cane Spaghetti
* Candy Cane Chili
* Penne with Candy Canes
* Cobb Salad with Candy Canes
* Sizzlin' Candy Cane Fajita Platter
* Candy Cane Cottage Cheese
* Candy Cane Grilled Cheese
* BLT Pizza with Candy Cane
* CandyCane-ucopia
 Mike Mitchell
* Santa's Slay
* House Salad
	+ Creamy Italian Dressing
 King Christmas
* Blitzen's Pickle Bite
* 2 Elk Burgers
* Ribs
* Mrs. Claus Cake
 Uncle Donny Pecker
* Snowball Cocktail
* Chicken Parm
	+ Snowball Style
* Old Lady at a Gloryhole
 shared
* The Rudolph Burger

Mel Gibson was also at Rudolph's and offered his fork score to Mitch.

Nick ate almost exclusively from the seasonal Candy Cane Lane menu.

## The Wiger Challenge: Christmas Edition

In this segment, Nick presents Mitch and the guest a mystery beverage, and they try to guess the product. The closest guess is declared the winner and receives the remainder of the drink.

For this episode, the mystery drink was Smeg Clear.

None of them looked at the drink, so nobody was able to get it right.

 King Christmas
 Uncle Donny Pecker

No winner for this episode.

## Quotes

**King Christmas**: Who is really naughty!
**Mitch**: My mum is naughty?! I don't want to hear why she's on the Naughty List.
**King Christmas**: The mouth kisses were suspect.

## The Feedbag

 Mike Mitchell
 King Christmas
 Uncle Donny Pecker

## Episode Sponsors and Drops and Plugs

* Cat Shit Direct
* Semen X
* Bet On Health
* birdfuck.com
 (a bunch of Christmas shit)
 * *Fuckin' in the Boys Room*
* *Action Boyz*
 * Kindness
* Understanding

## Related Episodes

* DD. Wiger Alone
* DD. It's A Wigerful Life
* DD. Wige Hard
* DD. The Mitchy Clause
* DD. Gorko's Planet Clergmas Spectacular
* DD. **Rudolph's Roadside**
* 63. 7-Eleven
* 91. Chicken Fight: Small Pieces Region
* 100. Nugget Power Hour
* DD. The Exorcist
* DD. Beyond Chicago
* 228. White Castle
* 259. Whole Foods
* DD. Mascot Draft
* 412. Sombrero
* DD. **Rudolph's Roadside**
* 86. Taco Bell 2
* 100. Nugget Power Hour
* 133. Torchy's Tacos
* 136. Shipley Do-Nuts
* 138. Whataburger
* 150. The Dopeboys 4/20 Smoketacular
* 163. Mel's Drive-In
* DD. Live from Outside Lands
* DD. Wiger Alone
* 188. Cheba Hut
* 198. Portillo's
* 199. Lou Malnati's
* DD. It's A Wigerful Life
* 241. Mac Attack: Round of 64
* DD. Wige Hard
* DD. The Doughpranos
* 290. Pie Noon: Round 1, Part 1
* 302. Taco Bell 5
* 324. Nathan's Famous
* DD. The Mitchy Clause
* 333. Thighstop
* 348. Cornish Pasty
* 350. D'Angelo
* 351. Kelly's Roast Beef
* 352. Bertucci's
* 358. Burger King 6
* SP3. Ding Dongs or Twinkies?
* DD. Gorko's Planet Clergmas Spectacular
* DD. Energy Drinks
* DD. **Rudolph's Roadside**
* DD. Procrastination
* DD. Rudolph's Roadside (Drop)

## Photos

The Rudolph BurgerThe NoggeritaCandy Cane Lane menu itemsSanta's SlayMrs. Claus's CakeThe Santa Shitter9/11 First Responder Elves Memorial WallJames Corden and Mitch's House SaladDon Henley Memorial WallSemen X [advertisement]