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The Boiling Flea

The inn is a two-storey timber and brick building, with a large cellar. Accomodations consist of wooden cots near the hearth. The innkeeper is a slender male dwarf named Sumi. He is haunted by the ghost of someone he killed. The Boiling Flea serves King's Ale, a popular and highly addictive drink brewed at the King's Ale Brewery.

2. Buckwheat Porridge, Mug of Beer (3 cp)
3. Vegetable Stew, Mug of Stout (4 cp)
4. Salted Boar and Buckwheat Biscuits, Tankard of Ale (8 cp)
5. Pottage, Mug of Mead (2 cp)

6. Buckwheat Porridge, Mug of Cider (4 cp)

2. Vani: Male Elf Scofflaw, Evil. Vani is pleasant in appearance, with messy white hair and narrow gray eyes. He wears modest garments and a wooden holy symbol. Vani speaks with a stutter.
3. Belia: Female Human Entertainer, Evil. Belia is exceptionally beautiful, with golden hair and dark blue eyes. She wears modest garments and a sling of vials and potions. Belia seeks to save her family from financial ruin.
4. Gerey Shorne: Male Human Scofflaw, Good. Gerey is fair in appearance, with thick blonde hair and dark gray eyes. He wears modest garments and carries a long knife. Gerey is haunted by the memories of a past life.
5. Erin: Female Halfling Scofflaw, Neutral. Erin has uneven black hair and large brown eyes. She wears travel-stained clothing and a blue cloak. Erin seeks to free herself from an ancient curse.
6. Eaglol: Male Elf Aristocrat, Neutral. Eaglol has thick red hair and amber eyes. He wears fine raiment and jewelry. Eaglol seeks a wizard to apprentice under.
7. Adan: Female Halfling Artist, Good. Adan has an angular face, with black hair and soft gray eyes. She wears modest garments and numerous rings. Adan is searching for her lost brother.
8. Aninyel: Female Elf Scholar, Good. Aninyel has a narrow face, with blonde hair and blue eyes. She wears fine clothing and a sling of vials and potions. Aninyel seeks a company of adventurers to escort a caravan of exotic goods safely to the dwarven village of Altindrfell.
Toci

**Toci** (/ˈtoʊsi/; Classical Nahuatl: *tocih*, pronounced [ˈtó.siʔ], “our grandmother”)[1] is a deity figuring prominently in the religion and mythology of the pre-Columbian Aztec civilization of Mesoamerica. In Aztec mythology she is seen as an aspect of the mother goddess Coatlicue, and is thus labeled “mother of the gods” (Classical Nahuatl: *tēteoh īnnān*).[2] She is also called **Tlalli Iyollo** (Classical Nahuatl: *tlālli īyōlloh*, pronounced [ˌtɬáː.lːi iːˈjóː.lːoʔ], “heart of the earth”).

## Characteristics and associations

Although considered to be an aged deity, Toci is not always shown with specific markers of great age. Toci is frequently depicted with black markings around the mouth and nose, wearing a headdress with cotton spools (Miller and Taube 1993, p. 170). These are also characteristic motifs for Tlazolteotl, a central Mesoamerican goddess of both purification and filth (*tlazolli* in Nahuatl), and the two deities are closely identified with one another.

Toci was also associated with healing, and venerated by curers of ailments and midwives. In the 16th century *Florentine Codex* compiled by Bernardino de Sahagún Toci is identified with *temazcalli* or sweatbaths, in which aspect she is sometimes termed ***Temazcalteci***, or "Grandmother of sweatbaths". Tlazolteotl also has an association with *temazcalli* as the "eater of filth", and such bathhouses are likely to have been dedicated to either Tlazolteotl or Toci/Temazcalteci.[3]

Toci also had an identification with war, and had also the epithet "Woman of Discord".

## Traditions in mythology[edit]

By one Mexica-Aztec legendary tradition, at some point during their long peregrinations after leaving the mythical homeland Aztlan, the Mexica served as mercenaries to the Culhua at their capital of Culhuacan. The Culhua ruler bestowed his daughter upon the Mexica for an intended marriage with one of the Mexica nobility; however the Mexica's guiding and chief deity Huitzilopochtli intervened and ordered that she be flayed and sacrificed, instead. When this was done she transformed into Toci. The Mexica were expelled from Culhuacan by the Culhua ruler for the act, and the Mexica were pressed on towards Lake Texcoco. It was here that shortly thereafter they founded their capital Tenochtitlan, from which base they would later grow in power to form the Aztec Empire and exert their dominion over the Valley of Mexico (Miller and Taube 1993).

## Festivals and rites[edit]

During the *veintena* of Ochpaniztli in the Aztec calendar, harvest-time festival rites were held to honor Toci, in her aspect as "Heart of the Earth" (Miller and Taube 1993) were held, associated with the time of harvest.
More Than a Woman

**"More Than a Woman"**is a 1998 cover by English boy band 911. It was released as the first single from their third studio album There It Is. This version was the highest-charting cover of the song in UK, debuting and peaking at number 2 on the UK Singles Chart on October 18, 1998. the song was the band's highest-charting single in New Zealand, peaking a number 8 during its second week on the RIANZ chart; it spent seven weeks in the top 20 altogether. The cover also reached number 94 in France, becoming the band's only charting song there.

## Lyrics

Do-do-do-do

More than a woman

Do-do-do-do

Oh girl I've know you very well

I've seen you growing every day

I never really looked before

But now you take my breath away

Suddenly you're in my life

Part of everything I do

You've got me working day and night

Just trying to keep a hold on you

Here in your arms I've found my paradise

My only chance for happiness

And if I lose you now I think I would die

Oh say you'll always be my baby

We can make it shine

We can take forever

Just a minute at a time, oh-oh

(Chorus)

More than a woman

More than a woman to me, baby

More than a woman (more than a woman)

More than a woman to me

Do-do-do-do

More than a woman

Do-do-do-do Oh girl

There are stories old and true

Of people so in love like you and me

And I can see myself

(Let history repeat itself).

Reflecting how I feel for you

Thinking about those people then

I know that in a thousand years

(I'd fall in love with you again).

This is the only way that we should fly

This is the only way to go

And if I lose your love now I think I would die.

Doo doo doo doo

More than a woman

Doo doo doo doo

(Chorus)

Oh...

(More than a woman), more than a woman

(More than a woman to me), yes you are, baby

(More than a woman), more than a woman

More than a woman to me.

(Doo doo doo doo), hooh, baby

(More than a woman)

(Doo doo doo doo), Oh... yeah, yeah, yeah

(More than a woman), more than a woman

(More than a woman to me)

(More than a woman), more than a woman

(More than a woman to me), everyday of my life

(More than a woman), oh, baby

(More than a woman to me)

(More than a woman), more than a woman

(More than a woman to me)

## Charts

 New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ)
 Scotland (Official Charts Company)
 UK Singles (Official Charts Company)
Caecellan

Lying at the centre of Garranre's forests, the solid stone walls rise at least 100 feet in the air, and they are thicker than any walls seen. There is a moat of lava surrounding this prison city, and the Warforged Iron Golem guards patrol the walls and guard the gates with sentinel vigilance. Lady Crane is the warden of this great prison, and the head of The Keepers, the organisation that vows to do justice against the villains of the world by keeping them incarcerated.

## Demographics

83% prisoners, 13% Warforged Guards, 4% Administrators and other workers.

## Government

The Keepers are in charge of Caecellan, and are not subject to any nation's government. Lady Crane is in charge of The Keepers and any nation who wishes for their criminals to never escape buy a cell in Caecellan.
Doreena

Doreena grew up in a noble house in Delena, a town called Muiriliobank, but was cast out for being a bastard after they stopped recieving church sponsors for harboring a bastard. She wandered for years training under different people, in search only of a home but never finding it. She swore an oath as a paladin of Thuhena and promised to get revenge on those who stripped her of her home, and murdered her parents, eventually losing all humanity to the point of founding the Assassin's guild, the Lowflayers. She singlehandedly cleared the former Riverford Castle and established it as the Lowflayers' base of operations. She then went on to eliminate competition by assassinating the heads of the other major assassin's guilds, cementing herself as the world's most feared assassin. Her talent for painting is what some say makes her such a dextrous and skilled killer, and is what gave her the name Blackbrush.

* Race: Human
* Gender: Female
* Class: Paladin
* Background: Waterdhavian Noble
* Occupation: Sailor
* Description:
	+ Appearance: Unusual eye color (or two different colors)
	+ High Ability: Dexterity-lithe, agile, graceful
	+ Low Ability: Strength-feeble, scrawny
	+ Talent: Paints beautifully
	+ Mannerism: Stares into the distance
	+ Interaction Trait: Rude
	+ Values: Fairness (Lawful), Protective of close family members
	+ Flaw or Secret: Forbidden love or susceptibility to romance

### Class: Paladin

* Sacred Oath: Oath of Treachery
* Personality:
	+ Personal Goal: Faith. You know your path is righteous, or else the gods would not have set you upon it.
	+ Nemesis: A high priest who sees you as a misguided fool and wants you to abandon your religion
	+ Became a paladin because: Becoming a paladin was a natural consequence of my unwavering faith. In taking my vows, I became the holy sword of my religion.

### Race: Human

* Subraces and Variants:
	+ Ethnicity: Celtic
* Physical Characteristics:
	+ Age: 40 years
	+ Height: 5'10"
	+ Weight: 194 lbs.
	+ Eyes: Gray
	+ Skin: Dark Brown
	+ Hair: Auburn

### Background: Noble

* Trait: I take great pains to always look my best and follow the latest fashions.
* Ideal: Power. If I can attain more power, no one will tell me what to do. (Evil)
* Bond: Nothing is more important than the other members of my family.
* Flaw: I hide a truly scandalous secret that could ruin my family forever.Life:
* Alignment: Neutral Evil
* Origin:
	+ Birthplace: Home of a family friend
	+ Absent Parent(s): Your parent(s) abandoned you
	+ Family Lifestyle: Modest
	+ Childhood Home: No permanent residence, you moved around a lot
	+ Childhood Memories: I had a few close friends and lived an ordinary childhood.
Colosseum of Khudr

The greatest of all arenas, this colosseum has grown over the centuries such that it has become the sole reason for the small city that surrounds and supports it.

The fiercest and most skilled of all fighters practice here and perform in battles to the death before crowds of thousands. Each month a grand spectacle is put on lasting seven days and seven nights; fortunes are won and lost gambling on the outcome. The Colosseum is a hotbed for hired swords, a fine place for training in any martial art, and for that matter, a steady place of employment for healers and resurrectionists.

## History

High Chief Hkakk of Khudr first began construction on this great fighting pit to honour Grek the Merciless. Over time great warriors who wanted to honour Grek came to fight in the colosseum, and it became the biggest in the goblin world. Eventually the goblins opened the colosseum to the rest of the world as they realised that a lot of money could be made off of the colosseum, and now it is the most renowned arena in the world where people travel from great distances to do battle in the arena.
Tease Me

**"Tease Me"**is a song by American R&B group 3T. This song was released in 1006, but it was not so successful and failed to chart. The track is from the album Brotherhood. The original idea of the song belongs to Taryll Jackson.

## Lyrics

We can do it nice and slow

It's six o'clock

It's getting dark

And we're all alone

So dim the lights

Lock the door

Baby come on

'Cause I've waited for this moment

For so long I don't want just anybody

Who wants to get it on

I don't think that I can hold my feelings

Back no more

So baby please stop

Oh it's getting hot

Girl you better not

Why you always wanna tease me

I don't wanna waste no time

So bring your body close to mine

We can do it nice and slow

And easy

I don't wanna waste no time

So baby just let it all unwind

Girl, don't tease me

It's lovers time

Relax your mind

Unplug the phone

Come a little closer, baby

Don't be afraid

Let me show you the way to my love

Come on

Because I need somebody

To love me all night long

I don't want just anybody

Who wants to get it on

I don't think that I can hold my feelings

Any more

So baby please stop

Oih it's getting hot

Girl you better not

Why you always wanna tease me

I don't wanna waste no time (Why you wanna tease, don't tease me)

We can do it nice and slow (Why you wanna tease, tease, tease tease)

Girl don't tease me

I don't wanna waste no time

So bring your body close to mine (Tease me)

We can do it nice and slow

And easy

I don't wanna waste no time

So baby just let it all unwind (Tease me)

Girl, don't tease me

Why you wanna tease me

I don't wanna waste no time (Why you wanna tease me, tease me)

Girl don't tease me (Tease me)

I don't wanna waste no time

So bring your body close to mine (Tease me)

We can do it nice and slow

And easy

I don't wanna waste no time

So baby just let it all unwind (Tease me)

Girl, don't tease me (Tease me)

I don't wanna waste no time

Tease me

We can do it nice and slow

## Track Listings

### Official Versions

* "Tease Me" (Album Version) - 5:28
* "Tease Me" (Single Edit) - 4:25
* "Tease Me" (Sex O'Clock Club Mix) - 6:49
* "Tease Me" (Todd Terry's Tease Club Mix) - 6:49
* "Tease Me" (Todd Terry's TNT Tease Dub) - 6:11
* "Tease Me" (Acapella) - 4:40

## Charts

 U.S. Bubbling Under Hot 100 Singles
 U.S. Billboard Hot R&B Singles
2 Hearts 1 Love

**"2 Hearts 1 Love"**is a song by English boy band 911. It was their first single release since "Wonderland" in 1999. The song, along with its corresponding album Illuminate... (The Hits and More), was released on September 8, 2013. The song was written by the group members. The album, 911's first release in 14 years, features seven of their greatest hits re-recorded, alongside seven brand new tracks written by the group, including "2 Hearts 1 Love".

## Lyrics

Heartbreaks

Mistakes

We will make it right that's what we are

We lost our way

How we pulled it back shows what we are

A feeling so strong can take us anywhere

We keep building that road that's gonna take us there

Nothing can break us

Haven't we proved that

We're living proof that

No matter what they do or they say

We won't let nobody ever stand in our way

That's what we are

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are

Two hearts one love

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are

Two hearts one love

If holdin' my breath was a symbol of love

If that was true I'd never wanna breathe again

'Cause my love

Is your love

We're just like a circle it never end

We can start it again

A feeling so strong can take us anywhere

We keep building that road that's gonna take us there

Nothing can break us

Haven't we proved that

We're living proof that

No matter what they do or they say

We won't let nobody ever stand in our way

That's what we are

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are

Two hearts one love

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are

Two hearts one love

Two hearts one love

Two hearts one love

Two hearts one love

'Cause that's what we are

Two hearts one love

Two hearts one love

Two hearts one love

That's what we are

No matter what they do or they say

We won't let nobody ever stand in our way

That's what we are

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are

Two hearts one love

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are

Two hearts one love

No matter what they do or they say

We won't let nobody ever stand in our way

That's what we are

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are

Two hearts one love

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are

Two hearts one love

## Live Performances

911 first performed the song at Big Summer Sessions in Swindon on July 27, 2013. They also performed it on Big Brother's Bit on the Side on August 4, 2013 and on This Morning the following day.
Geography

The *By the Blade story* is set in a interpretation of the universe that plays on the many-worlds interpretation in a literal sense. The majority of the story takes place on a terrestrial blue planet called "Earth Realm" which sits among a set of other "planets" known as realms that are linked to one another through portals.
Barrelford

## Barrelford

### Type

Town

A small town near Caecellan residing in Garranre.

## Locations

- Arcane Infinity, the local magic shop

- King's Ale Brewery

- The Boiling Flea, the common inn for the locals

## Residents

- Farmer Jim Jappobum, the local farmer seeking a husband for his daughter

- Delilah Jappobum, daughter of Jim Jappobum.

- Captain Shorthand, captain of the Red Knives
Tuius

Tuius is a highly regarded and hugely praised god. Rewards, growth and luck are very important elements this

## Symbol

### Symbol

A gold coin, occasionally against a green field

divine being is associated with and he's often considered to be courteous and
responsible.
Often depicted as short, meager, youthful and spotless Tuius is usually worshipped through oaths and chants.

There's a few types of places for those who desire the wisdom and guidance of Tuius, but larger prayer houses and pagodas are a good way to show your dedication. Worshippers are numerous and tend to come in the form of adventurers and warriors and it's them that are most favored by this god. But make sure the
right oaths and chants are followed.

Tuius created the Halflings, and is often their patron.
Thuhena

Thuhena is the elderly goddess of outcasts. She is elderly and thin and covered in scales. She herself was born to be the goddess of perception, but came out disfigured and scaled and elderly, so was cast down to the material plane. She decided to take under her wing all outcasts, and thus became a goddess once more. She remained on the mortal plane, however, to guide all those who don't quite belong.
Spirit Flame

Ryni Ruk'Kaa

Chuusa Ruk'Kaa

Kora Ruk'Kaa

The **spirit flame** is a high concentration of spiritual energy that envelops the user's hands and feet. It can also be forced out as a projectile and behaves as normal fire does, engulfing objects it comes in contact with in spiritual flames that can only be extinguished by shadow flow based abilities. Though the technique itself is not very difficult to learn, it earns its higher ranking due to being exceedingly difficult to perfect and master and also posing a risk to damage the user if mishandled.
Ariane's Wall

Crafted of stone and magic, this bulwark against ocean storms stands seventy-five feet tall, protecting the centaur nation of Notios.

Centuries ago, a furious storm destroyed much of the coast here, killing nearly everyone. The High Chief commissioned a group of five wizards to find a way to protect the stretch of coastline from similar events, which have occurred with some regularity throughout the history of Notios.

After years of debate, the wizards, backed by a veritable army of laborers and both earth and elementals, began the project to build this wall. Upon its completion three years later, it was named after the legendary Centaur champion, Ariane.

The wall snakes its way along the coast for three miles, with watch-towers and lighthouses built into its structure. The stone is reinforced with warding magic to keep those behind it safe from the ocean's waves.
3T Discography

The discography of American boy band 3T consists of 11 singles and three studio albums. They were formed in 1989 and released their debut single in August 1995.

In December 2013, it was announced that 3T would be reuniting for The Big Reunion documentary on ITV in February 2014.

## Singles

### Other Releases

* "You Are The Ones" (1992) - appears on The Jacksons: An American Dream mini series' soundtrack
* "Didn't Mean To Hurt You" (1993) - appears on the Free Willy soundtrack
* "What Will It Take" (1995) - appears on the Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home soundtrack
* "Waiting for Love" (1997) - appears on the Men in Black soundtrack
* "Endless Christmas" (1997) - appears on the Superstars Christmas compilation
* "Thinkin'" (1999) - appears on the Trippin' soundtrack
Private Number

**"Private Number"**is a 1999 cover by English boy band 911. The single was from their third studio album, There It Is (1999). There are two different versions of the song, one version featuring Natalie Jordan and one featuring Fann Wong. The song was released as the third and final single from the album on May 3, 1999 and peaked at number three on the UK Singles Chart.

## Lyrics

Since I’ve been gone

You’ve had your number changed, ooh yeah

But my love for you, girl

Still remains the same, mmm

Now, I’ve been loving you and

You’ve been loving me so long

Baby, what’s wrong

So I’m asking

Baby, baby, baby

Please let me have your number, yeah

Baby, baby, baby

Please let me have your number, ooh

I’m sorry you couldn’t call me when you were gone

Well I tried to call you, baby haah haah, baby

But other fellows kept on calling while you are gone, hmm yeah

So I had my number changed

But I’m not acting strange

Welcome home

Baby, nothing’s wrong

So I’m saying

Baby, baby, baby

You can have my private number

Baby, baby, baby

You can have my private number, oh

Oooh, so if I called ye

Will you be home

Oh, I will be waiting

There by the phone

Now I know your number

Though it’s been changed

Tell me now, baby

Love’s still remains

I've, I've been loving you

I’ve been loving you

You've been loving me

You’ve been loving me so long,

Oh, so long baby

Nothing’s wrong

So I’m asking

Baby, baby, baby

You can have my private number

Baby, baby, baby

You’ve given me your private number

You know I want, you know I want

You know I need, you know I need

You baby

Baby, baby, baby, baby

You know I want, you know I want

You know I need, you know I need

You baby

Hoooh...

You know I want

You know I need

You baby

## Music Video

The music video features 911 performing the song in pouring rain in China. There are two different versions of the video, one featuring Natalie Jordan and one featuring Fann Wong. In Jordan's version, she can be seen singing her parts whilst on a television screen and in a dark room. In Wong's version, she is standing by herself in the rain as well.
Traveler's Hole

This otherwise normal sinkhole has one very odd property: every now and then, when someone dives in, they end up in some other body of water in another part of the world.

Thus far, no one has been able to solve the mysteries that surround the hole. There is no widely accepted reason for this effect to exist here. No one has been able to predict or influence where the teleporter goes and there seems to be no pattern as to when it will activate. The few people who have dived into the hole and were teleported claim the effect is nearly instantaneous and in no way harmful.
Party People...Friday Night

**"Party People...Friday Night"**is a song by English boy band 911. It was released through Virgin Records in 1997 as the lead single from their second studio album Moving On (1998). The song reached number 5 on the UK Singles Chart, becoming their fifth consecutive UK top 10 hit.

## Lyrics

(Chorus)

Party people (hey)

It's Friday night

Rock this joint until the morning light

Crowd is jumping (hey)

It feels alright

Forget Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

(Hey) it's Friday night

Just another day

Sitting watching the clock

Tick tock, tick tock

But it feels like it's stopped

Wishing time away

Pushing Monday through to Friday

I'm dreaming of the crowds

Everybody's hanging out

The soft-top's down

And we're pumping the sounds

I can feel the vibe

As we're cruising the town

I can't wait 'til Friday comes around

Oh, when the working week is done (is done)

Got my money and now I'm gonna get some (get some)

(Chorus)

Party people (hey) It's Friday night (Friday)

We'll rock this joint until the morning light

Crowd is jumping (hey)

It feels alright (alright)

Forget Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

(Hey) it's Friday night

(So y'all ready?

We just keep rockin' on

Feeling good

Just 'til the break of dawn)

Know what I gotta do

I'll do what they say

But I swear that ship is coming my way

Gonna kiss this place goodbye

Gonna chase my destiny

Gonna make it Friday every day

Ah, when the working week is done (is done)

Got my money and I'm gonna get some (get some)

Chorus

Party people (hey)

It's Friday night (gonna rock this joint)

We'll rock this joint until the morning light

(morning light)

Crowd is jumping (hey)

It feels alright (alright)

Forget Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

(Hey) it's Friday night (party people, yeah)

Party people (hey)

It's Friday night (gonna rock this joint)

Gonna rock this joint until the morning light

Crowd is jumping (hey)

It feels alright (alright)

Forget Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

(Hey) it's Friday night

Bring, bring, telephone rings

Tell me baby what you're saying

I know sometimes it's hard to take it

Trust me baby, just believe it

Monday I know, it goes so slow

Tuesday man, I just don't know

Wednesdays drive you crazy

Thurday's over man, it's Friday

(Chorus)

Party people (hey)

It's Friday night (Friday)

Gonna rock this joint until the morning light

(morning light)

Crowd is jumping (hey)

It feels alright (alright)

Forget Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

(Hey) it's Friday night (party people, yeah)

(Repeat chorus to fade)
All I Want Is You

**"All I Want Is You"**is a song by English boy band 911 It was released through Virgin Records on March 23, 1998 as the second single from their second studio album Moving On (1998).

## Lyrics

Ooh baby, oh oh

All I want is you

Baby, I've tried but I can't help myself

Can't disguise the way I feel inside

I'm falling so helplessly it's true, yeah

I close my eyes and believe completely

That I can feel you touching my skin so tenderly

Come morning light just the victim of fantasy

Every time I close my eyes

You just disappear you say goodbye

Baby, I'd do anything to make you mine

Oh, it's true

(Chorus)

All I want is you

(I'll give my heart and soul)

All I want is you

(I'll be there when you call)

All I wanna do

(Is make love to you)

All I want is you, all I want is you

I can't sleep 'til the last star leaves the sky

With every beat of my heart

I wanna make you mine

I'm praying you feel the same way too

Tell me that you hear my call tonight

Oh you can bring this dream to life

Baby, I'd do anything to make you mine

Oh, it's true

(Chorus)

All I want is you

(I'll give my heart and soul)

All I want is you

(I'll be there when you call)

All I wanna do

(Is make love to you)

All I want is you, all I want is you

All you gotta do is believe in me you'll find sanctuary

Just one chance is all I need to prove that you and I

Are for ever meant to be

(All I want is you)

(All I want is you)

(All I want is you)

(All I want is you)

All I want is you

All I want is you

(make love to you)

All I want is you, all I want is you

Baby, I'll give my heart and soul

(I'll give my heart and soul)

Give my heart and soul

(I'll be there when you call)

All I wanna do

(is making love to you)

Oh you know it's true

All I want is you, all I want is you

All I want is you

(I'll give my heart and soul)

All I want is you

(I'll be there when you call)

All I wanna do

(Is make love to you)

All I want is you, all I want is you

## Charts

 Scotland (Official Charts Company)
 UK Singles (Official Charts Company)
Qusalan Wiki

## Settlements:

- Lotharleach

- Caecellan

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## Deities

- Tuius

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## Important articles

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I Need You

**"I Need You"**is a 1996 cover by American R&B group 3T. It had a very good performance in the European charts. It was never released in the U.S. Michael Jackson, their uncle, provides background vocals, so it sometimes credited as a featured artist.

## Lyrics

I need you girl

I couldn't live a day without you

Well I tried to write a special song

A love song just for you

To explain the way you make you feel inside

Thought the meaning may be simple

And the words may not be new

I couldn't make it clearer if I tried

I need you

And I couldn't live a day without you

I need you

More than anyone I ever know

I need you

And I wanna build my world around you

I need you

I need you

Well I sang the words and realized

It had all been said before

So I tried a different rhyme that meant the same

But it didn't have the feeling

And the first one said much more

So I guess I'll have to say it once again

I need you

And I couldn't live a day without you

I need you

More than anyone could ever know (More than anyone could ever know)

Couldn't live a day without you girl

I need you and I wanna build my world around you

Baby I need you

Oh I need you (Baby)

Couldn't live a day without you

More than anyone could ever know (More than anyone could ever know)

Couldn't live a day without you girl

I need you and I wanna build my world around you

I need you

I need you (I need you)

(I want you) And I couldn't live a day without you (Couldn't live a day without you)

I need you (Yeah yeah)

More than anyone could ever know (More than anyone could ever know)

I need you (I need you)

(I want you) And I couldn't live a day without you (Couldn't live a day without you)

I need you (Yeah yeah)

I need you

Well I tried a special song

A love song just for you

I need you

## Track Listings

### CD Single

1. "I Need You" (Album Version) - 3:55
2. "Brotherhood" (Single Edit) - 3:16

### Maxi CD

1. "I Need You" (Christmas Mix) - 4:13
2. "I Need You" (Singalong Version) - 3:55
3. "Anything" (Acoustic Version) - 4:02

### Maxi CD (2)

1. "I Need You" (Album Version) - 3:55
2. "I Need You" (Linslee Campbell Remix) - 5:27
3. "I Need You" (Linslee Campbell Breakdown Remix) - 5:27
4. "Brotherhood" (Single Edit) - 3:16

## Charts and Certifications

### Certifications

 France
 United Kingdom
Thaddeus seeks a girlfriend arc

This is a story arc about Thaddeus Euphemism looking for a date.

## Summary

It begins with Thaddeus telling Bob that he wants to start dating again, since he wants to someday get married and have kids. Bob asks if that has something to do with why he put flip-flops on the lab rats, but Thaddeus says no, that he was just drunk. Then, the lab rats file a restraining order.

In the next strip, Bob shows him a dating app, but a woman rejects him.

In the strip after that, Bob shows Thaddeus a dating app where you swipe right if you like someone and left if you don't, but Thaddeus accidentally swipes right. He nervously keeps swiping in different directions, resulting in him proposing to three women and changing his Facebook relationship status to "it's complicated".

Then, Bob tries to set Thaddeus up with some virtual reality people, but accidentally gives him a simulation of a football game full of gay men.

In the next strip, Thaddeus considers giving up online dating to date one of his coworkers, having his eye on a redheaded woman, but Bob thinks dating a coworker is a bad idea.

In the following strip, Thaddeus asks out the redhead (named Linda), but she literally rips his heart out. He survives, but ends up lying semiconscious on the floor, while Bob says that she is out of Thaddeus's league.

In the next strip, Thaddeus reveals that he also asked out an accountant named Allison, but she hit him in the face with an encyclopedia, which he jokingly refers to as "Facebooking".

In the strip after that, Bob suggests that Thaddeus date Marcie. She overhears and asks Thaddeus if he's "casting a wider net" after rejecting his "more attractive" female coworkers. She then presents him with an analysis of their compatibility and asks him to dinner. She also claims to be "turned on" by dating probability algorithms, creeping out Thaddeus.

Despite their awkward start, the final strip sees Thaddeus and Marcie dating in a fancy restaurant, having trouble thinking of things to say and worrying about "unpleasant bodily noises". Thaddeus orders pepto bismol for both of them.
Augur Cave

This geothermal cave has long been the home to a family of oracles whose pronouncements carry the weight of law.

Dark red gases seep up from underground into this cave, and are toxic to all but the single family who has lived in this cave for countless generations. Living a life breathing these gases has granted them miraculous powers of prophesy, which they typically proclaim as a riddle. It has also turned their skin a bright pink and their hair white.

So accurate is their prophecy that locals have always catered to them, and a small village designed to protect and support them has stood for centuries outside the cave mouth. Their pronouncements carry the weight of law in Katuntaxte, and disturbing with them without their permission is punishable by death.
Flibby's associate

**Flibby's associate** (name unknown) is the associate of Flibby and the same species as Flibby and Gwog.

He looks just like Gwog but with a brown moustache and wearing a navy blue shirt.

Not much is known about him as he only appeared to accompany Flibby in Abducted! and then later in an "evolution" strip.
Sylvain Lefrancais

**Sylvain Lefrancais** is the head of Clones 'R' Us's data entry department.

## Appearance

Sylvain is Caucasian, with short, straight, black hair and an unshaven face. He wears a grey cap, a red and black plaid shirt, a black T-shirt, a brown belt, blue pants, and black shoes.

## Personality

Not much is known about Sylvain Lefrancais's personality but he has a bit of a controversial sense of humour as he made a politics joke ("A politician and then a zombie? It usually go the other way").

## Trivia

* He speaks in stilted English and pronounces his "th"s in words such as "the" as "D"s. As such, English may not be his first language and, judging by the fact that he said, "monsieur", it could be French, which would make sense as there are many Canadians who speak French as their first language and *The Petri Dish* takes place in Canada.
Single-Celled Organisms

This comic features a lot of **single-celled organisms*.***

## Amoebas

A number of strips focus on a group of amoebas who live in a petri dish somewhere in the lab. They can speak and look like green blobs with arms and faces. One of them is named Frank, which is actually the same name as one of the bees.

## Bacteria

In the Wizard of Oz parody, Thaddeus Euphemism is shrunk down to microbial size and meets several bacteria. These include a purple bacterium with many eyes and tentacles who loves "poonooboo berries" despite them being bad for him, an orange bacterium who wants to be smarter, and a red, fuzzy bacterium who wants to be scary. The many-eyed bacterium later features again when another scientist is shrunk. He also meets harmful, red bacteria called "Widdles", and two bacteria-eating microbes.

In one strip, Thaddeus observes some bacteria spelling out "GET LOST" and thinking, "How rude!".

In another strip, some bacteria spell out "Plz make it stop" and then ask for a raise.

In the Bacteria city arc, some bacteria build cities and then go to war with one another.

During the final strip of the Covid-19 arc, Thaddeus freaks out when his microbe-detecting glasses detect bacteria, even though covid-19 is a virus and most bacteria aren't pathogens.

In one strip, Thaddeus and a bacterium flirted with each other.

## Viruses

One strip shows a "retrovirus" as a virus in retro clothes.

Another shows a virus disguising itself as one of Thaddeus's cells, thereby infecting him with flu.

One story arc focuses on Thaddeus inventing a virus that makes computers throw up.

One strip involves two immune cells beating a virus, only to have a tougher, mutated version show up.

## Thaddeus's cells

In addition to the aforementioned flu strip, one strip shows Thaddeus's cells being too lazy to multiply.
The Fallriders

The griffin-riding knights sworn to protect Lotharleach, residing on the Golden Roost upon the river.

## Structure

The Fallfather is the leader of the Fallriders, currently Sir Ramsay Goldtrapper. The Master of Beasts is in charge of training the Griffins for battle and mounting. This is currently Master Morris.

## Public Agenda

To protect Lotharleach and to an extent the entire nation of Balamere.

## Assets

They own The Golden Roost, their barracks upon a rocky island close to the waterfall. Their organisation consists of 156 riders, each with their own griffin.
Breaking the Fourth Wall

**Breaking the fourth wall** is a term that essentially means characters in fiction implying or demonstrating that they're aware that they're fictional. For instance, they might look at the camera, talk to the audience, or mention something out-of-universe.

The term comes from theatre and refers to how a stage has three walls, and actors generally imagine a fourth one between themselves and the audience so that they can be in-character, but if a character implies that they know they're fictional, this wall is "broken".

## Times the Fourth Wall was Broken in *The Petri Dish*

* In a strip during Irene's debut, Bob imagines EVE from the Pixar movie *WALL-E*, but Thaddeus Euphemism tells him, "No graphic thought bubbles! You want me to get sued?!!" (even though, if Bob's thought bubble did result in a lawsuit, it'd be the creator John Sutton being sued, not Thaddeus).
* The comic's 200th strip has Bob be aware that he and Thaddeus are in a comic and demand Thaddeus celebrate it. iBall also knows he's in a comic and thinks that he isn't meant to be in that strip.
* One strip has Thaddeus and Bob in the dark, and the former points out that the reason his and Bob's eyes are visible is so the viewers can tell where the characters are in the dark, but then (along with Bob) berates a live-action author for being lazy and not drawing much.
* Another strip that also has the characters talk to the author shows Thaddeus and Bob complaining that their "scripts" (which instruct them to say non sequiturs like "Farts" and "Something scientific") aren't funny.
* In the Wizard of Oz parody, the not-very-bright bacterium says that the difference between "Oz" and "Awz" is "a copyright lawsuit".
* In one strip, Thaddeus asks the creator why he's turning the park into a forest instead of continuing the comic. The creator replies, "I just like drawing trees."
* In another strip, Thaddeus berates the creator for posting a comic despite not having any ideas.
* One strip ends with Thaddeus yelling, "This comic doesn't exist!" to the author, as part of his spiel about how colours are an illusion, to which the author snidely responds, "Are you enjoying yourself?". Thaddeus then shows the author a goldfish, who dislikes the comic despite having four colour cones and being able to see more.
* A strip depicts Thaddeus excited to see a giant hadron collider in Switzerland, but then he berates the author for being "lazy" due to not drawing it or his lower half. The author then searches for his eraser to rub Thaddeus out.
Illuminate... (The Hits and More)

**Illuminate... (The Hits and More)**is the fourth studio album by English boy band 911. It is their first album release since The Greatest Hits and a Little Bit More in 2000, and their first album to be released digitally, without an accompanying CD release. Consisting of seven re-recorded hits and seven new tracks, it was released worldwide on September 9, 2013, the same day as its lead single "2 Hearts 1 Love". The album debuted at No. 162 on the UK Albums Chart.

## Release History

 United States
Bear

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The **bear**(name unknown) is a bear who is the lawyer and bodyguard of the Squirrels and took the same intelligence-enhancement pills as them.
The bear is brown and walks on two legs. According to Bob in the Squirrel takeover arc, it's a male.
He seems to be quite an aggressive bear: he showed his claws to Thaddeus Euphemism when the scientist asked what his credentials were, ate the dumb squirrels as payment, and gave Bob a wedgie despite Bob's not wearing clothes.
Broken wifi arc

video File:PlaceholderThis is a short story arc about the Interns having to deal with the wifi being down.

## Plot

It begins with two interns complaining about not being able to share witty remarks online. Thaddeus Euphemism asks what's going on and Bob replies that the wifi is down.

In the next and final strip, the wifi is back on and the interns compensate by spending over an hour on the internet. Thaddeus is mad at them for not doing their jobs.
He's back!

**He's back!** is the official name given to the storyline following Abducted!.

## Plot

The plot opens on Thaddeus Euphemism meeting Bob, who is wearing his lab coat. Thaddeus has lost memories of the incident and asks why Bob is wearing a lab coat. Then, a woman walks in who seems to have a crush on Bob and is calling him *Doctor* Bob.

In the next strip, Thaddeus puts his lab coat back on and asks Bob what he's been doing while he was away besides "seducing the female interns". Bob says that the first few weeks were boring, surprising Thaddeus at the notion that he'd been gone for a few weeks. Bob then continues saying that he and iBall took up a new hobby of collecting navel lint from the monkeys and using it to knit Thaddeus a sweater. Thaddeus wonders how long he's been away for.

In the concluding strip, Bob and iBall reveal that Thaddeus has been gone since August. He has a vague recollection of being abducted by aliens and wonders if it was gravitational time dilation or they put him in stasis. The aliens are somehow aware of Thaddeus's memories resurfacing and want to inject him with morphine.
Alfwin Wood of Balamere (song)

This song is based on the ancient hero of Balamere, Alfwin Wood, and how he tricked the Golden Sphynx of Lanternfield into exile. It was written by Boris the Black, a bard from Lotharleach who was a friend of Alfwin's. Boris wrote the first half of the song after Alfwin told him about the encounter with the sphynx, and eventually when Alfwin died Boris travelled the whole country collecting tales of his deeds and chronicled his story in a book called "A Man Who Never Smiled." It was immediately after his death that Boris wrote the second verse.

## **Lyrics**

> *"Oh Alfwin Wood of Balamere*
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> *The haunted man with the pointed ear*
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> *So wide and far did he well roam*
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> *That he never e'er did find his home.*
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> *Was once a boy and he did find*
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> *A scaly beast with a hairy hide*
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> *His poor old ma did that beast slay*
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> *and thus was he forced on his way.*
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> *Oh Alfwin Wood roamed Balamere*
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> *In search of that beast he did fear*
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> *Defeating villains all the while*
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> *Oh Alfwin Wood did never smile.*
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> *The Golden Sphynx ruled Lanternfield*
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> T*o not one hero she did yield*
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> T*o keep the children in her cave*
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> *But Alfwin Wood was ever-brave.*
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> *The Sphynx so clever told young wood*
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> T*hat she'd release them if he could*
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> *Untie the knot that she did make*
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> *And Alfwin Wood did challenge take.*
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> *Alfwin Wood - that clever fox*
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> *Did then take out his tinderbox*
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> *And then the knot he set alight*
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> *The Golden Sphynx screamed out in fright*
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> *Tricked was she, that evil beast*
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> So *far she fled, much further east*
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> *He brought the thing that she did fear*
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> *Oh Alfwin Wood of Balamere."*
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Verse 2

> *"So many lives led Alfwin Wood*
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> *Both man and beast saw only good*
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> *When Alfwin led his boldest fight*
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> *Not e'er again did monsters bite*
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> *The demon lord called Kalaflasch*
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> *Left balamere a mighty gash*
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> *And ravaged every countryside*
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> *Defeated men and turned the tide*
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> *All hope was lost, or so it seemed*
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> *Til Alfwin's Luwhine blade had gleamed*
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> *The demon lord called Kalaflasch*
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> *In Alfwin Wood had met his match*
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> *Lying atop dead demons vast*
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> *Alfwin knew he wouldn't last*
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> *He'd saved the land of Balamere*
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> *He'd done all mortal man could clear*
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> *And every man for every mile*
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> *Would remember Alfwin's final smile."*
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Pink-eye arc

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This is a story arc about iBall getting pink-eye.

## Plot

The story arc begins with several Interns plus Gordon Noble running away from iBall, who is all inflamed-looking. Thaddeus Euphemism diagnoses him with pink-eye.
In the next strip, Gordon asks Bob if iBall will be OK. Bob replies that he will but it was touch-and-go for a moment as iBall's only organic component is his eye. He then shows Gordon iBall in a "healing tank".
In the next strip, Bob says that it is creepy seeing iBall floating in the healing tank but iBall finds it liberating. Bob asks what it is that iBall is floating in and iBall says that it is 217 bottles of visene.
In the following strip, iBall is back to normal and Thaddeus suggests making an eyelid. iBall requests an eyelid that allows him to emote and Thaddeus calls his default expression "dumb", which makes him want to be able to frown.
In the next strip, Thaddeus says that making the eyelid will take a while, and in the meantime, he will hire a hobo named Atticus to hold cardboard signs depicting various emotions for iBall.
The next strip sees iBall (with help from a hesitant Atticus) expressing "serious concerns" about the solution.
In the next strip, iBall tries to flirt with some women but they're grossed out. He complains to Bob, who just thinks it's ridiculous that he even tried to flirt with them in the first place.
In the next strip, Thaddeus gives iBall the eyelid and he appears to be crying but maintains that there's something in his eye.
The next strip is about iBall sneaking up on Bob and frowning at him.
In the final strip, iBall tries various expressions but then the eyelid breaks.
Grocery store lady

video File:PlaceholderThe **grocery store lady**is an unnamed woman who works at a grocery store. So far, she's been a minor character in two strips, one looking bemused at Thaddeus Euphemism reading nutrition labels, and one just standing there.

## Appearance

The woman is Caucasian and a bit shorter than Thaddeus, with straight, dark brown hair in a bob.

She wears white shoes, beige pants, a green vest, and a pale yellow shirt. She also has a name tag, but the writing on it is illegible.
Interns

The **interns** are a group of interns at Clones 'R' Us.

Their appearances vary, but most of them are younger than Thaddeus Euphemism.

They tend to be quite unfortunate, falling into pits, getting eaten, etc, but most of them don't die and the few who do are not killed on purpose.

The majority of them enjoy social media, becoming very bored without it.

Sometimes, to impress them, Thaddeus will speak in jive slang.

## Matt

**Matt**, named after one of Sutton's own interns but with a different personality, is the eponymous punk intern introduced in the Punk intern arc who later returned in one of the "evolution" strips.

He is Caucasian with long, red hair that covers his eyes, a curly red beard, a red beanie, a green T-shirt with Pac-Man on it, a white belt, baggy grey pants, and beige shoes.

He uses punk slang like "dude" and "bro", which Thaddeus finds confusing and annoying. He also likes Star Wars.