Nowa Polska

Flag of Nowa Polska

Nowa Warszawa, the capital of Nowa Polska, on June 11, 2023

Future lore for the State of Nowa Polska is at this page.

**Nowa Polska**, officially known as the **State of Nowa Polska**, was a land in the Maryland Federal Alliance (MFA). It bordered U.T.A.H and Michigan in the north, Maryland in the north and east, Oklahoma and California in the west, Dundalk in the southwest, and Asbury Park in the south. The land had two voivodeships, those being Teksas and Nowe Mazowsze. Its last Governor was Elizabeth Novosel of the People's United Faction.

## Factionalism

These were the factions of Nowa Polska before the fall:

* **People's United Faction**, led by Elizabeth "Karelia" Novosel, was formed by the unification of the Liberal, International, and Union factions. Following the ideals of democratic socialism and Marylander nationalism, the faction stylizes itself as the continuation of Lukasz Kaczmarek's Liberals. This is currently the ruling faction, under Governor Kaitlyn Novikova.
* **Pan-Slavic Faction**, led by Pavel Ponomarenko, seeks to make Nowa Polska a safehouse for all Slavic groups, with the eventual rebrand into the Union State of Slavia.
* **Green Faction**, led by Illviðri Myrsky, advocates for ***S P R E A D I N G T H E F O R E S T .***
* **2fort Faction**, led by scot tf2, wants to build 2fort and that's it. no technocratic analog horrors or anything. nope. just a normal 2fort faction.
* **Disney Faction**, led by Mickey Mouse, "haha i am mickey mouse i beat tomasz kowalczyk in the election LMAOOOOO!!!!!" - Mickey Mouse
* **Toad Faction**, led by Toad, the Idea vs Toad, the Man. Everyone knows Toad is cool as (redacted). But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And we do we think of him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

Disbanded factions:

* **Commonwealth Faction**, originally led by Antanas Buivydas, sought to rebrand Nowa Polska into Nowa Polska-Litwa, and to oppress Ukodian and Germanic ethnic groups. This faction was banned on May 11, 2023 by the interim government of Polski Bot 2 for mass racism and extremism.
* **Liberal Faction**, founded by Lukasz Kaczmarek and formerly led by Tomasz Kowalczyk at the end of the faction, followed the ideals of democratic socialism, seeing labor as the best part of the Traditional Jewel of America, and a neutral foreign policy, seeing all foreign conflicts as a death wish for the Nowy Polski population. This faction would unite with International and Union into the People's United Faction.
* **International Faction**, founded and formerly led by Stanisław Dąbrowski, was a pro-war spinoff of the Liberal Faction, splitting from the Liberals just hours after Governor Lukasz Kaczmarek's declaration of neutrality in the First Tornean-Odetplin War. This faction would unite with Liberal and Union into the People's United Faction.
* **Union Faction**, founded and formerly led by Kaitlyn Novikova, called for Marylander nationalism, mass urbanization, and increased security. This faction would unite with International and Liberal into the People's United Faction.

## Election results

Second Nowy Polski gubernatorial election, May 16, 2023.

1. Union Faction candidate Kaitlyn Novikova; 51% of the vote
2. Pan-Slavic Faction candidate Pavel Ponomarenko; 43.7% of the vote
3. International Faction candidate Stanisław Dąbrowski; 4.6% of the vote
4. Write-in candidate "Mickey Mouse"; 0.4% of the vote
5. Liberal Faction candidate Tomasz Kowalczyk; 0.3% of the vote

Third Nowy Polski gubernatorial election, June 15, 2023.

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## Death of Lukasz Kaczmarek

On June 2nd, 2023 at 1:37 PM local time, an explosion would destroy the Nowa Warszawa well, the same place where Kaitlyn Novikova (current Governor) and Lukasz Kaczmarek (former Governor) were having a conversation. Novikova would escape from the area severely harmed, crawling to the Department of Communications office, declaring a total evacuation at 1:39 PM. Kaczmarek, however, would not be so fortunate. In the middle of the state-level investigation into the incident, junior Investigator Ivan Petrović would find Kaczmarek's body crushed under what used to be the top of the well, which was lying a few blocks east of the initial location. The perpetrator and their motive was never unveiled by state investigators. On June 5th, 2023, in an event now known as **The Technical Room Declaration**, governor Kaitlyn Novikova, would announce the end of the investigation into Kaczmarek's death, and alongside that, the re-opening of the State of Nowa Polska.

## Fall D9L7

On July 2nd, 2023, after prominent leaders Elizabeth Novosel and Kaitlyn Novikova were reported missing, an alien invasion took place within the State of Nowa Polska. This alien invasion succeeded in taking out the state. Not much is known about the invaders, other than stuff confirmed by a spokesperson only known as der Volkskanzler. der Volkskanzler has confirmed that the invaders have pledged allegiance to the EVILL!!! MFA, and that "there is nothing to worry about. The state will be mostly the same". These claims have been disputed by exiled interim Governor Polski Bot 3.