Asherpate's cars series 5 episode 19: 1997 Brickyard 400

Ponchy Wipeout wins the 1997 Brickyard 400 for a third career win. Johnny Blamer would be out once again in a crash.

## Transcript

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: You're starting in 24th!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok-WAIT WHAT!? Oh god...

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the 4th annual Brickyard 400 is underway!

Jeff Gorvette: Must climb up to the top 10!

(lap 15)

Ken Squier: It's lap 15! Ernie Swervan keeps the lead with Johnny Blamer right behind him!

Kyle Trackson: Screw you, Johnny! Take this! (does a PIT maneuver on Johnny Blamer)

Johnny Blamer: OH NO! (hits Bill Racelott)

Ken Squier: Oh! We have a crash on turn 2! Johnny takes out Bill Racelott, W.J Lights, Billy Oilchanger and Alloy Wilson!

Spike: Johnny was trying to take the lead!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over, again!

Johnny Blamer (cries): NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAGH!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: I can see the smoke from the crash!

(lap 40)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 28 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Ernie Swervan and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 40! It's lap 41! Jeff Gorvette is the new leader! Ernie Swervan is second and Haul Inngas is 3rd!

Pinkie: Haul Inngas goes by Ernie Swervan and takes second away!

Ned Carrett: Now, he's behind the leader, Jeff Gorvette! Jeff tries to hold him from the lead!

Ken Squier: That's because Haul wanted to take that lead! They're coming to turn 3! Jeff is kin of slowing down!

Ned Carrett: He sure is!

Ray Reverhamn: Want to come to pit road?

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (comes to pit road)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette is now comming to pit road for some tire changes!

Ken Squier: Haul Inngas is now taking the avenge and leads lap 41!

(lap 78)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 88 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Dale Carrett)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Carrett to take the lead!

Ken Squier: Now, Jeff Gorvette leads lap 78!

(lap 81)

Retread crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

Haul Inngas: Oh yes! The lead again! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Haul Inngas goes by Jeff Gorvette, and takes the lead again!

Ken Squier: Now, Haul has passed Jeff twice this race and leads lap 81!

(lap 110)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 58 car!

Jeff Gorvette: All right! (passes Billy Oilchnager)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Billy Oilchnager and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 110!

(lap 113)

Kyle Trackson: Now, YOU'RE down! (does a PIT maneuver on Haul Inngas)

Ned Carrett: OH! And he does the PIT maneuver on him!

Ken Squier: Haul Inngas hard in the outside wall and the caution is out!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: KYLE TACKLESON! HOW DARE YOU WRECKED HAUL INNGAS!!

Kyle Trackson: Too bad, Jerk Gorvette! You'll be down like Johnny and Haul!

Jeff Gorvette: SHUT UP! I'm going to the pit! (drives to pit road)

(restart)

Ken Squier: Kyle Trackson is the leader, as the restart has came!

(lap 123)

Jeff Gorvette: This is what you get for wrecking Johnny, Haul and 4 other cars! (does a bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson)

Kyle Trackson: NOOOOOOO!

Ken Squier" Jeff Gorvette has done the bump-n-run on Kyle Trackson and leads lap 123!

(lap 136)

Quality Care crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

Dale Carrett: All right! Let's return to the lead! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: And here he comes! He passes Jeff and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett now has the lead and completes lap 136!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Ponchy Wipeout for the win!

Ponchy Wipeout: Oh yeah! WHOOOO HOOOOOOO!

Kyle Trackson: POINTY WIPING-OUT! HOW DARE YOU WON THE RACE!

Dale Carrett: Hey, Kyle Tackleson! Don't say that!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Be nice to him!

Rowley Boltstrike: I agree!

Kyle Trackson: ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!