Bronte Discovers Coffee (Oneshot)

## **Reviews**

"YES!! That is literally me when I have coffee every morning. XD" - **Flamehoof aka Princess Shimmerfeathers**

"C o f f e e" - **Iipanakesblossom**

"YESHHHH" - **KotLCAwsomeness1**

"That, was the greatest thing I have ever seen." - **Ireadtoomuch15**

"YAS!" - **WillowTheMagnificent**

## **Oneshot**

**Bronte stared at the cup for a moment. He squinted at Oralie. "What is this?"**

**"It's a human drink. Coffee."**

**He cautiously takes a sip.**

**His eyes suddenly go wide.**

**Oralie takes a step back. "Um. Are you okay?"**

**Bronte stared at the cup for a moment before suddenly downing the rest of it.**

**"Bronte?"**

**"This is amazing."**

**"What--"**

**"More."**

**"Wh--"**

**"I need more."**

**"But I don't have more--"**

**He stands. "Then let's go to the Forbidden Cities and get more."**

**"Wh--"**

**"More!"**

 **Bronte strides into the coffee shop. "Coffee."**

**"Bronte, I don't think you should drink any more of that."**

**The barista was chewing gum, and looking at him, unimpressed. "Um, can I help you, sir?"**

**"Coffee--"**

**Oralie stops him. "Just one cup of what I ordered earlier, please."**

**She nods. "Whatevs." She holds out her hand for money.**

**Oralie pulls out a small bag. "Bronte, I don't have a lot of human money, so I'm only buying you one more cup--"**

**"I don't care. That was the most amazing thing I've ever drank in my entire life."**

**She smiled, paying the barista, who handed her the cup of coffee.**

**Bronte grabbed it, taking a sip. A small smile flitted across his lips.**

**Oralie laughed. "Wow, you really like coffee, don't you?"**

**"It would appear so," he murmurs, taking another sip and sitting at one of the tables.**

**Oralie sat next to him. "Well, I'm glad you like it."**

**Bronte didn't say anything, he just took another sip, sighing contently.**

### ~Hours Later~

**Bronte picked up his imparter, which was ringing. "Where have you been?" Oralie asked.**

**Bronte's hand wasn't staying still for some reason. "I'm still here. I figured out how to convert lusters."**

**Oralie's expression became one of horror "Oh no. Stay there. I'll be right there." She hung up**

**Bronte was puzzled "Why?" He felt like he could run a marathon. 10 marathons! 100 MARATHONS! IN A ROW!**

**It was then that Oralie came in. "We're going." She noticeably didn't try to lead him out of there through physical contact**

 **"Councillor Oralie," Emery called, "Where were you?"**

**Bronte was smiling, and still trembling a bit.**

**Oralie bit her lip. "Umm..."**

**Emery stepped away from Bronte. "Is he... okay?"**

**"Oh, he'll be fine in a few minutes."**

**"Why is he smiling?"**

**"I'm smiling?" asks Bronte, confused. He hadn't noticed. "Well, I just feel great! I feel... empowered."**

**Emery takes another step back. "What did you do to him?"**

**"Well... he had a bit too much of a human beverage. Coffee."**

**"Too much? I'm still thirsty. I need more," argues Bronte.**

**"No, you don't. You need water."**

**Bronte sighed, but still had a smile glued to his face. "Fine. But tomorrow, I get more coffee!" He started speed-walking away at a pace where Oralie had to jog to keep up with him.**

**Emery watched the unusual scene, and shook his head.**

**Oralie finally caught up to him. "Whoa! You should slow down a bit."**

**"I'm just walking," he argued.**

**"You're practically running!"**

**"I am?" He laughed. "Well, it would appear I am." He slowed down to a normal speed-walking pace.**

**Oralie was catching her breath. "D-did you just laugh?"**

**"Maybe."**

**Oralie was officially concerned. "How many cups of coffee did you drink?"**

**"Eleven," he replies cheerfully.**

**She covers her face with her hand. "Oh my god, Bronte..."**

**"What's wrong? I feel amazing! I just... I want to run around in circles!"**

**Oralie made a face. He was acting so weird... and happy... "Don't... do that."**

**"I just feel like rolling down this grassy hill and then running back up it again!"**

**"Oh, dear Lord--"**

**Bronte started to sit down in the grass.**

**"No--!"**

**But it was too late. Bronte was already rolling down the hill.**

**Oralie stared with horror for a moment before letting out a giggle. "Wow."**

**Bronte charged back up the hill. "Again!"**

**She took his arm. "I don't think so, Councillor Pointy Ears. You need to sleep this off."**

**"Sleep? I can't possibly sleep! The idea of sleep is so absurd!"**

**"You'll regret this tomorrow. I'll make fun of you for this later, but right now, you need to get back to your tower."**

**"Fine," he grumbled, still smiling.**