Mean Girl Secretary Brushes Your Hair

Himedere Neighbour gives the viewer a tour of their new work environment.

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Yeah, I don't know, did you think about checking your email? Well is it in your junk? Well, is it the right email address? Uh-huh. What do I propose? Um, well I propose it he must be as blind as you are stupid. Check your bloody email. Oh, the nerve of some people.

Oh, hi. What do you want? Oh you. You're back. Oh you got the job? Well my father's standards must really be slipping. Well done. You will be seeing more of me? No. Not here, I told you i'm only here helping cover while the secretary is off sick. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Don't get used to it.

Anyway, aren't you supposed to be doing some work now or something? Oh wow, okay so my father thinks I have nothing better to do than show your sorry arse around? Great. Why are you laughing? I don't know if you even noticed but I'm having a very busy time on the phone here. Yeah. The world truly is full of idiots, yourself included.

I guess I can do a charitable act and show you around, though. Come on. Okay so, here is this room. It has like computers in it or something. Mm-hmm. And, um, here is the fish tank. Pretty cool. Yeah. Hmm? I am being nice to you! Yes, I am! I wasn't nicer to you on our last date, you are just misremembering and also this isn't a date this is a place of work and- yeah, shut up.

Oh, this is my break room. Yeah. Just for me. Come in. Well I told daddy I didn't want to sit with everyone else because their outfits are disgusting. I have a really annoying next door neighbor at home so I like to take a little nap here ometimes. Mm-hmm. I don't know i think she's like a mistress or something? She's really weird. Yeah.

Anyway, enough about her. What do you think of my break room? Hmm? Well, yes I suppose it is a little more like a dressing room than somewhere to eat lunch, but my father knows that I have this condition where I might need to emergency change outfits and such. Yeah.

Well, sometimes just the sight of polyester really freaks me out. Yeah We've been over this darling, you know if it's not from Cashman's I don't want to see it. Come and sit. I could do with having my hair brushed before going back out there. I am the face of the business, after all.

Hmm? What? It's not in your job description to brush my hair? I just said it was so you had better get over here and start brushing before I get a headache and don't go to dinner with you tonight. Here. I don't know what's so funny, mister. This is important business.

You know, my neighbor kept me up a little last night. Yeah. I don't know, I could use a little nap maybe. I'm aware the workday has only just begun, but if I don't have my beauty sleep our shares will go down. How? I just know it. Yes they will, don't be ridiculous.

Listen, I know you think you know about business and stuff since you started today but we all know that business is about selling the dream, and if I'm not on that front desk looking my best then God only knows what could happen to the business. Yeah. I'm really doing everyone a service and creating more jobs. Yeah. You're very welcome.

Where are we going for dinner anyway? Mm-hmm. That sounds nice. Mm-hmm. And? And what? And... yes, I'm looking forward to it, oh my God. I am nice to you! Look, fine, I'll brush your hair now okay? Move.

Well, it's not quite as good as mine, is it? I'll get you a new deep conditioner, you really need it. Don't say i never did anything nice for you. Mm-hmm. I'm going to ask a favor of you. I'm tired, and I would like you to be my heated blanket. Mm-hmm. Do you think you can manage that? Good.

If there's one thing that you're good for, it is cuddling up to. Was that a compliment? Yes, I suppose it was. Lucky you. Yeah. Hey. Thank you. Yes? I'm happy when you're here, of course I am. Well would you really like it if I was nicer? I don't think you would. Be more comfortable! Stay still. I want to rest on you a while. Keep this up and you might have the pleasure of making me a girlfriend one day. ...Might. Good.