Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: A Sprout DVD Boxset

If you thought that my encounters with those lost THX trailers with Vortexx CW, KQED Kids, Netflix and Hit Entertainment were terrifying, well, you are going to have to guess again.

Have you heard of a TV channel called Sprout?

For those unaware, Sprout, also known as PBS Kids Sprout was an american channel that mostly aired PBS Kids shows and mostly other shows from different networks. However, the channel was later changed to Universal Kids in 2017.

I no longer trust Universal Kids anymore due to the fact that they keep airing marathons of shows like Masha And The Bear, Cocomelon and others. However, there is another THX boxset that I have encountered that involves Sprout.

Here's my story.

I was working my usual shift at Hardee's, working the frontline. But as I was taking out the trash, once again, I found a THX Boxset. This time, you guessed it, it was for Sprout, and the shows on it included Caillou, Sid the Science Kid, Chloe's Closet, Lazytown, Ruff-Ruff, Tweet, and Dave, Astroblast, and Sarah and Duck.

"Oh no," I said, remembering my encounters with the Vortexx CW, KQED Kids, Netflix and Hit Entertainment trailers I had. "Not again!"

I was going to throw the boxset away. But I had an idea. I called my good friend, Kadin, and asked him to watch it with me. He was hesitate at first. But after I told him about my experiences with those trailers, he reluctantly agreed. He had knowledge on these trailers, so I figured he could help me out a little.

After I got done with my shift, Kadin and I went to my house and I put the DVD into my DVD player. It began with the Sprout Sleepover variant. You know, that one variant with the boy and girl waving flashlights.

Then as usual, the montage for the shows on the boxset began.

Then, it cut to the menu. As usual, the options were Play, Scene Selection, Set Up, and Bonus Features. I hit play and the warning popped up. It said,

"This lost THX trailer you are about to see was made to promote "The Gallows" even though that movie is not THX-certified. There is also graphic violence on this DVD. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Well, you ready, Kadin?" I asked.

"Here we go," said Kadin.

The trailer began with a shot of Caillou's house. Caillou was in the bathroom, brushing his teeth. Apparently, he was getting ready to go to the circus today. But at that moment, he heard Tex's demented laugh. He looked around and said in his whiny voice:

"Mommy, is that you?"

At that moment, Tex popped up in front of Caillou, startling him.

"Hello, whiny baby poopy pants," said Tex. "I heard you were going to the circus today."

"Yes, sir!" said Caillou. "I don't want to be late."

"Well, unfortunately, there is no circus today," said Tex. "But I decided to bring the circus to you. The best part is you get to be a part of the tiger act. Just come outside with me."

Caillou and Tex walked outside to Caillou's backyard, where a cage full of tigers could be seen. Tex lead Caillou into the cage, locked the door, and ate the key.

"LET ME OUT!" cried Caillou.

"Not gonna happen, spoiled brat!" said Tex. "Time to feed the tigers with the T-Man tonight!"

Tex threw some blood sausages onto Caillou and watched as the tigers gobbled Caillou up. Caillou screamed as he was being devoured. Kadin thought that the carnage was disgusting. So, I paused the trailer so he could throw up in a nearby toilet. Then, we unpaused it.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It showed a shot of a bathroom from Sarah And Duck. It turns out that Sarah was taking a bath with Duck. As they were getting clean, they heard a loud thud. Sarah gasped. "Duck! I heard something!" she said.

Duck jumped out of the tub to figure out where the noise came from. Sarah said, "Be safe out there. Quack if anything is wrong." Duck quacked as a response.

Duck walked outside of the bathroom to see what the noise was. Sure enough, it was Tex, holding a packet of orange sauce.

"Bonjour, ducky," said Tex. "I'm in the mood for some duck l'orange."

Sarah heard the noise from Tex. She grabbed a towel and ran out of the bathroom to see what was happening.

"HEY!" Said Sarah. "If you cook him, I will call the police!"

"Not gonna happen, little girl," said Tex. "Now time to say au revoir to your duck friend!"

Tex took the orange sauce and smothered Duck with it and then put him in the oven. Duck screamed in anguish as he was being cooked. Sarah sobbed as she saw her friend being turned into a French dish, only that Sarah's crying sounded realistic.

"Now you!" said Tex, as he held up a bomb.

He threw the bomb at Sarah, who panicked over it. But before the bomb exploded, the screen cut to black.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It then went to a shot of Chloe's bedroom from Chloe's Closet. Chloe and her friends Tara and Jet were playing a board game. Before Chloe made her move in the game, they heard some faint chuckling. The 3 characters looked around the room wondering where the chuckling came from.

Chloe asked, "Where did that noise come from?"

Tara replied, "I don't know, maybe your parents are just role playing."

Chloe then went out to look for her parents, but she didn't see them anywhere. She then went back to her room only to find Tara and Jet gone.

"Where did you guys go?" She asked.

Suddenly, Tex dropped down with the same machete he used in the THX Dreamworks trailer.

"Hey hey hey Chloe! Looking for your friends and family? Well guess what, I killed them!"

When Chloe heard that, she gasped. And after that, she began crying. But her crying was actually Blanky's crying from The Brave Little Toaster. We didn't even know what that crying was doing there in the first place. But that would be the least of our concern.

Tex then said, "Don't worry sparky, I'll make sure you don't see anyone again."

He then slashed Chloe's head off and she was completely dead. It then went to black. But it still wasn't over.

It then cut to a shot of the airship from Lazytown. Sportacus was doing some exercises like push ups, jumping jacks and cartwheels. As he kept exercising, he got interrupted by his crystal going off meaning someone was in trouble. He went to the window of the ship and saw that Tex was lighting LazyTown on fire.

"What is that robot doing?" Sportacus asked himself. "Wait, I think it's coming to the airship!" Sportacus said.

Tex then made his way to the airship and burst open the door.

"Get out of here you robot, you are not allowed in here without a ticket, and you are killing all those people out there!" Sportacus said once again.

Tex then said, "Wanna know why? Because you people have disrespected my company!"

Sportacus asked, "What company are you talking about?"

Tex said, "You know what, nevermind. You're not going to love what I do next!"

Sportacus then asked, "What is it?"

Tex then flew away. But that didn't mean the scene was over. What Tex did was take a grenade launcher and he aimed it at the airship. The grenade then blew up the airship entirely and we saw what appeared to be bloody parts from Sportacus.

And then the scene was over. But the trailer wasn't.

(More to come, as I will finish the rest of the story later on)