Ageplay is Always Fun/Transcript

## Opening

(Lemmy reads title on the screen)

(Lemmy and Woo are waiting for breakfast)

Woo: What should we play today after breakfast?

Lemmy: Something really exciting!

(Lemmy's Mom gives Lemmy and Woo pancakes)

Lemmy's Mom: Here you go, you too. It's fresh golden pancakes!

Lemmy and Woo: Thanks Mom!

Lemmy: Woo, I think I have a plan.

Woo: What?

Lemmy: After breakfast, we’ll ageplay!

(Woo eats the pancakes)

Woo: That's a good idea. I like that.

Lemmy: We'll do that after we eat our pancakes!

Woo: Okay, Baby Lemmy!

Lemmy: What did you just call me?

Woo: Baby Lemmy! Cause I chosed which role I'm gonna be later.

Lemmy: Fine, I’ll be the infant. Right after I'll have my breakfast, Here comes the aeroplane style.

(Lemmy eat the pancakes)

## Lemmy is Being a Infant

(After Breakfast, They are at the living room)

Lemmy: Alright. Here goes.

(Lemmy breathes in, and then acts like an infant)

Lemmy: Me wanna play building blocks! (Laughs)

Woo: I'll get them for you.

(Woo goes and gets the building blocks, While Lemmy sucks her thumb. Then Woo came back with building blocks)

Woo: Now, have fun with your blocks!

(Lemmy laughs and claps)

(Lemmy is building some blocks to make small towers)

Lemmy: Woo, Wook!

Woo: Alright, I'm coming!

Lemmy: Me made big giant building blocks!

Woo: Be careful, don’t break them!

## Woo the Daddy

(Lemmy breaks the blocks)

....

Lemmy: Yay! Again again!

(Lemmy claps)

Woo: Oh. I thought you was gonna cry like an infant. But you'll do that again later. Anyway, If I was a mom, This would be shocking.

....

Lemmy: Em. Woo?

Woo: You do not call me Woo, anymore. For now on... JUST CALL ME DADDY!

Lemmy: Okay. Em.... Daddy?

Woo: Yeah?

(Lemmy crawls to Woo)

Lemmy: Me gotta go to the bathwoom. Me normal walk only for this!

Woo: Okay. Normal walk to the bathroom if you can.

(After Lemmy went to the bathroom and washed her up normally, Lemmy crawl back to Woo)

Lemmy: Me love you. More Funtime!

Woo: Ugh, good thing you did it offscreen.

## Woo is Trying to Let Lemmy Speak Normal Again

Woo: Okay, game’s over!

Lemmy: But. More Funtime! Me wanna have more Funtime!

Woo: No no no, it’s gonna be lunchtime soon. Don’t you know what happens when you kept on acting like that?

Lemmy: Me don’t want lunch! Me want more Funtime!

(Baby Lemmy throws a tantrum and cries really loudly)

Woo: Consider this a 1-time thing.

Lemmy’s Mom: Woo, what’s going on?

Woo: Your daughter’s gone bonkers and wants to keep ageplaying forever.

Lemmy’s Mom: Lemmy, if you were still a pretend baby, I don’t think you’d be able to ride Woo.

Lemmy: Huh?

Lemmy’s Mom: Or if wouldn’t happen at all.

Lemmy: Fine, I guess it's no more infant me at last.

Woo: What a relief!

## Back to Normal

(Lemmy’s dad is preparing lunch when suddenly Lemmy is putting her blocks away back in the toybox.)

Lemmy’s Dad: Why are you taking away your blocks?

Lemmy: These are rainbow blocks. We used them for ageplay emergencies.

Lemmy’s Dad: And it seemed like a bad game of it, since I heard crying while watching a little Tournament of Thrones.

Lemmy: We dare not speak of it.

## Ending

(Lemmy’s Dad serves lunch)

Lemmy’s Dad: Here you go!

Woo: Another thing these little newborns don’t have. The proper teeth to eat nuggets.

Lemmy: You and Mom are right. I was ridiculous to stay as a infant forever.

Woo: That’s the spirit! Now, let’s eat?

Lemmy: Let’s eat!

Woo: Remember Kids, It isn’t always fun to play any part or role.

Lemmy: Always use that, In case of emergencies.

(The episode ends)