Midlife crisis

## About

Midlife Crisis is the 11th song off of the Basement Mixtape

## Content

Midlife Crisis describes the life of a man undegoing a midlife crisis. as well as some other themes.....

Sample: Papaya / Papaja - Urszula Dudziak

## Lyrics (certain lines cut out)

I fucking hate my wife man

Drive 'round with some bodies in my pickup truck

Frankly I'm sick of acting like I give a fuck

Pull up to my house if you wanna try your luck

Pills on me lowering the chance of me getting up

I'll be dead before they try to bust a cap in us

Frankly I'm hanging from the ceiling 'cause I've had enough

I'm just tryna make that noose tighten up

To be honest I don't even care

If she gets pregnant throw my wife down the stairs

Drink a whole lot and sell all my shares

Drive off a cliff doing 80 [mph/kph] through the air

Look in the mirror and I stop and I stare

Lately I've been losing a lot of hair

I'm just saying that you should be prepared

To find me swinging on a rope above a chair, like

Or on the floor of my lair

With a bottle of Guinness and some XANAX in my hand

'Cause I'm trying to reduce my life span

Hell no I don't need a fucking hypeman

Cause it's no longer fun to be a white man

Put a bullet in my kids and my wife

I'm just talking 'bout a midlife crisis

Might go overseas to join \*\*\*\*

Or send a bullet flying through my iris

Or smoke 'til I'm coughing like I've got bronchitis

I won't stop 'til my body is lifeless

Until then I'm gonna be playing with my privates

Download porn 'til I get a virus

And I have to format all of my devices

Shady websites make my dick go up like the climate

Watching these \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* for help is priceless

Recently I've been feeling like

I wanna kill every other race on this planet

That's white power, can't you understand it?

God hates fags and all ass bandits

That's a result of all these bad habits

\*\*\*\*\* up a mall and cause a panic

Plant some \*\*\*\*\* on some public transit

Just to scare everyone who's Hispanic

Get out of my country if you're Spanish

Everyone who isn't white should be banished

Recede like my hairline into my basement

I hate my wife, want to find a replacement

I wanna throw myself right on to the pavement

Won't offer an explanation

Just know that my motivation

Is that I was starting to get impatient

Sick of taking my kids on vacation

Cause I can't stand that whole generation

I hate (ghurkins/gherkins?) that's an understatement

No longer care about my reputation

What?

Listen, by now I should be loud and, loud and clear that

I feel like a fucking shitsmear. I've been putting my dick in a fucking Pringles can for the past like three years because my wife won't let me fucking anywhere near her anymore. I don't-I don't leave my basement very often, either, I've been outside like in the past month like... not even for a minute. I don't-I don't remember what my-the outside of my house looks like at this point, y'know?

## Music / Lyric Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcMO3jEQh9M

The Footage in the background is from the psa The Child Molester from 1964

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZRBlsfRCP4

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/midlife-crisis

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/0kCu1nPHvjzxy5wQ1uUfYc