Welcome To City British Wrestling

### Roster

The Denimatrix • Apex • Tony the Milkman • Kid Flippz • Golden Joe • Silver Bro • Geezer • The Pearly Queen

### Series

City British Wrestling series 1

***Welcome To City British Wrestling***, also known as ***Welcome to CBW!*** on The Official Podcast Feed, is the first episode of the first series of City British Wrestling.

## Plot (Sunday Night Lightning)

### Pre-match face-off

In Norfolk, before the first match of the Sunday Night Lightning event, then City British Champion Apex butted heads with The Denimatrix. She attempted to trash talk him but he crushed her microphone and hit her in the nose, sending her crashing onto the mat. This was halted by a timid referee.

### The Milkman Vs Apex

Tony the Milkman arrived on a milk float. At the start of the match, Apex hit Tony with his forearm and stomped on his stomach. Various struggles led to Tony recieving both busted knees, two busted fingers and a minor skull fracture. While Apex was squeezing Tony's skull, Kid Flippz arrived on a skateboard and used his momentum to land on Apex's hands, breaking some of his fingers. Apex picked Kid up and tossed him out of the ring. He then pinned Tony for the full three count and won the match.

However, Apex went for Tony once again. Kid stopped him by crowd surfing into the back of Apex's head with a double drop kick, and the father-son duo beat him to the ground.

QC interrupted this, scolded Kid for interfering, and reminded them that they were five weeks away from the Colossal Tussle. He proposed that at the end of that day's episode of Sunday Night Lightning, Kid and The Denimatrix would fight, and that the loser would be fired from the roster. This way, QC could get rid of at least one "troublemaker."

### The Precious Metals Vs The Cockney Knockers

The Precious Metals (Golden Joe and Silver Bro) appeared through smoke and lasersto fight for a place in the Tag Team Championship match at the Colossal Tussle. They went up against The Cockney Knockers (Geezer and The Pearly Queen) in a tag team match.

After doing well punching and avoiding Geezer, Golden Joe performed his Golden Shower, leading Geezer to tag in The Pearly Queen. Joe attempted a BullJoe which failed and caused Joe to tag in Bro. Bro put her in a headlock and shoulder blocked her twice before attempting a Stinger Splash, but this failed and he ended up in a nose lock. He dragged himself over to tag Joe back in, who hit the Queen with a Joeline. She tagged in Geezer again but Joe hit him instantly with a drop kick. Joe made a hot tag on Bro who did the Silver Spooner on Geezer while Joe performed the Rock Solid. Geezer collapsed from exhaustion, which caused The Precious Metals to win.

### Tony in the locker room

Tony the Milkman was sitting in the locker room, deeply beaten, and Kid Flippz came in to comfort him. Kid tried to persuade Tony that he couldn't go on any further, as he wanted to step out from Tony's shadow and because he didn't want to lose his dad. Kid also asked if Tony would be in his corner that night. Tony said he would. The referee called Kid for his match, and someone came to get Tony to speak to management.

### The Denimatrix vs Kid Flippz

The Denimatrix emerged from a denim pocket on wheels that was being pulled by 45 denim coats, wearing a ballgown made of denim that she set alight to reveal her normal wrestling denim. Kid Flippz skated in through a poster that said "90s" on it, and noticed that his mentor Tony the Milkman wasn't there. When the bell rang, he offered his hand to The Denimatrix but she whipped him into a Ziplock and attempted a clothesline. He flipped to dodge this and hit her with his moves Live and Kicking and the Clarissa Explains It All Moonsault. He attempted to pin her but she kicked out at the last count, and used her knee to decimate his nose. She tried to pin him in return, but was hit hard in the back of her head by Apex. In a daze, Kid unknowingly took advantage of this by pinning her again, but she kicked out once more. He eventually was able to perform his finisher, pin her, and win. Kid tried to help her up, but she choked him on the ropes until he passed out. QC appeared and told her that she was fired.

### Cliffhanger

Tony the Milkman left the office of City British Wrestling's management, dejected.

## Behind the scenes

* Oli Davis had never played a roleplaying game before the series began.
* Fans were initially put off by the image of Kid Flippz.