Olijvprinazaha

***Olijvprinazaha**, also called **Oljeprinsen** ( Lit. ' The Oil Prince ' ) is a personality. He is a Burgvasse and the object of worship in ' Oljeprinsens Kult '. Olijvprinazaha goes by the name of “**Bobr Kurv**'' after his unknown deportation to Estukhalm, Swedistan. We have some trustworthy sources regarding how this specimen was sent to Europe.*

### **Year 122-158, birth**

Year 122 ( Also known as the year 1 e.b to the cult ) was when a little child was born in beautiful Dubai, United Arab Emirates. There wasn’t any form of architecture during that year, except for Burj Khalifa. The mother of the child, Ghatiya Karam Al-Qadr Selim gave birth on top of the fantastic (and tilted) tower. The mother was a hard-working prostitute who did everything in her power to feed her 2 other sons, Habib Amen Zaki and Salum Yahi Al-Kuli (Bobr Kurvs second personality). The three of them were born of unknown cause, around the same time as the Bobr Genesis took place.

### **The ritual**

At 7:33 a.m. the child came out of the womb covered in oil and gold flakes. The newborn opened his eyes and found himself on an air balloon about 19 feet in the air from the nearest building. When Bobr Kurv looked around he saw 11 terrorists with gold-covered AK-47s and Sapphire bladed karambit knives. They were spinning their knives up in the air and trick-shotting the cult non-believers on the ground with their Dragon Lore AWPs. There was one terrorist (the leader of the cult) who had gained respect during the years and had the honor to shove his finger up the baby’s ass and spin it (the terrorist is not fishing). With the baby on his finger, the terrorist proudly walked toward the edge of the balloon telling the people to all heil the Olijvprinazaha. In the futuristic society of Dubai, the people were whole-heartedly using their expensive butterfly gamma doppler knives to spin and do tricks with them, all to honor the newborn prince.

### **The deportation of Bobr Kurv**

'**Socialtjänsten**', also known as '**Jähevela-Kuk-Khuvedena-Jao!**' or '**حُسمو العذاب!**' is a secret ongoing organization that purely exists to steal any child who doesn’t have a father. Right when the prince was born, two big shirtless oily Somali men (entirely 100% pure swedistani) came riding with golden jetpacks running on fuel made out of miserable tiny children who didn’t make it to Swedistan in the acceptable time. Ghatiya Karam Al-Qadr Selim wanted to negotiate with the two men, but they weren’t there to talk, they were there to steal the child. The bigger of the two men snatched the bare-naked baby out of The cult of the Oil Prince’s leader’s hand, the beloved terrorist. The leader fired two shots out of his magnificent gold-coated AK-47 hitting both of the big black burglar's nipples, crippling him to death. The other Socialtjänst-worker finished his friend’s duty by shooting the leader and two other terrorists with his particle accelerator, killing them. Soon after, the leader would be replaced with Alexander Contrary as Arch-Terrorist and Pontiff.

*“The child has been stolen, retrieve the child!”*

- Syed Alli, a local shawarma producer in the outskirts of Dubai, caused mass immigration to the border between Denmark and Swedistan.