EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ULTRAFAN - EPISODE 2

*I guess this is a thing we're doing now*

***EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF ULTRAFAAAAAAAAN!***

***ULTRAMAN TAIYO***

VERSUS

***ULTRAMAN RAAAAEZOOOOOOOOOOOOOLB***

***BEGIN!***

**Taiyo:** It’s never gonna end! I guess your series name should be called Trials, with Devon and you it’s always the same cycle!

Your host is clueless, except when fighting for justice. Throwing hands seems to be the only thing you’re good at. Your advice is like a summary of your fights, the attacks hit sometimes but unless you haven’t gotten a beating yet they fall flat!

I was breaking jaws, fighting monsters that mean something, while your roster is a big bag of nothing.

Eleking was tough, I will admit. But what happens when you fight a near full power Tyrant?

**Raezolb:** Interesting point with my host being clueless, but wasn’t it your fault with what happened with Judas?

Your boyfriend dies so you head to Earth to get a new one, little did you know you got another one of your type: really dumb!

Brandon sat in his apartment all day, I saw Devon saving a child and jumping into the fray.

He’s trying at fatherhood while your bro hasn’t even finished college, a few days meeting Devon and he’s already amassed so much knowledge.

Since your inferiority complex has you favoring ya seniors, why don’t you hear it from me: on our Earth day one you’d get beaten!

**Taiyo:** So it seems to me like we’re talking about failure, with Renee, isn’t Devon always failing to raise her?

Day one? Let’s see, I could body Gudon, and I could definitely take care of your Beast the One knock off of a firstmons!

It seems fair to me that you take the liberty of dropping out of this bout for your safety. I help out the community, Brandon got a well paying job ya see, he ain’t messing up with all of his commitments constantly! Every battle is an arc and a learning opportunity, but for me I’ve been grinding so hard you’ve seen me change drastically!

I’m not the wreck who couldn’t beat the Bemstar no more, I’ve gotten way stronger and even then I was better than you before!

**Raezolb:** I heard you had a transformation with time stop, why don’t you pause…..now stop drop and roll! Because these bars are heat, straight fire, more worthy of a name like Taiyo.

Manipulation extraordinaire, it’s molecular, better than something so regular, as a basic rookie who gets two forms! The brevity and usefulness ~~(lack thereof)~~ that cannot be ignored!

It’s not an elephant in the room, it’s a whole mammoth, that you’re only as strong as you are because your creator phoned in a send off!

300 years of multiversal travel, of which I’ve seen many things, but something this pathetic? Hell nah.

**Taiyo:** That’s it, I’m gonna rain something shocking, gonna have you like those people during the Eleking battle, have ya rocking, back and forth left and right and all around, after this rap battle your defeat will be inbound!

Ayaka had your host shook and Nosferu even shooker, yeah, we’ve seen the former, she’s quite the looker.

My host was in Japan one day, walked right in front of a love hotel.

I guess you could tell who was standing there waiting for him, but I can’t say anymore. Devon seems like the type to know about that already and be chill.

***WHO WON?***

***WHO'S NEXT?***

***THE CHAT DECIDES!***

***E-PIC RAP-BAT, TLES OF UL-TRA... FAN!***