Naoe Kanetsugu Affection Skits

## Bronze Bottle

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**In front of the River**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
…Uff. Ahead from here is a river, huh.

**Player**
What should we do…? We need to deliver the materials to the village, if we can’t cross the river…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Well, it’s not such a big river. I can manage it somehow, but… you are the problem.

**Player**
Wh-what should we do…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Haa, that stupid package. Come here. I’ll carry you on my back.

**Player**
Eh, eeh!? That, that’s bad! Everyone else is crossing on their own, so I’ll walk as well!

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
It’s gonna be a problem if you say you’re exhausted afterwards. It’s not a big deal, so come on and get on my back.

**Player**
….uh. S-sorry…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Nobody is going to blame you. Well, let’s cross the river.

By the way, if I fall down, I’ll pull you with me. That’s why I’m allowing it.

**Tea Buddies**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Phew. Jeez, if Kenshin-sama isn’t here I feel so listless. Oi, *Player*! Bring some tea.

**Player**
Yees.
(Jeez, he sure is rude to those beneath him…)
Here you go.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
…Oi. What is this.

**Player**
It’s tea.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Why did you only bring one cup? Where is yours? Bring it here immediately!

**Player**
Eh… eeehh?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
You’re my tea drinking partner, aren’t you! Don’t you get it!?

**Player**
(Ehh! So that’s how it is…. Jeez, it’s hard to understand him.)

**Smell of other Men**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Sniff, sniff…. That’s Kagekatsu’s smell…

You were with him before?

**Player**
Yes, we were requested to prepare the materials for the evening’s war council.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
You two are really good friends, huh.

**Player**
Eh, i-is that so? But, Kanetsugu-san definitely has Kagekatsu-san’s smell as well.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Is that so? Well, we are childhood friends.

But, werwolves’ noses are really good. I’m gonna be suspicious if you have various men’s smells on you.

**Player**
Ah, there isn’t going to be anything to be suspicious about!

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Yeah, I know. I just wanted to try saying it.

**Player**
(Was that a warning…? I don’t really get you, Kanetsugu-san.)

**Waiting for Kenshin**

**Player**
It’s already time to leave, but Kenshin-san is late.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Your work is being delayed, right. The general is very busy.
Huahh…. Even so, I’m getting tired of waiting. Oi, lend me your shoulder for a bit.

Let me sleep until Kenshin-sama comes back.

**Player**
Eh? Wai…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
What. You got some complaints?

**Player**
I don’t, but… uhm..!

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Well, then it’s fine, right. Lend me your shoulder.

**Player**
(Eeh!? What should I do… He fell asleep…!)

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Su… su….. (sleeping sounds)

**Drinking Tea**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
…Ah. Tea sure is calming.

**Player**
As expected, the first tea of the season is really delicious.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Hey, is there tea where you’re from?

**Player**
There is. I always drink a lot of Japanese tea.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Is that so… Tea doesn’t change wherever you are.

**Player**
Werewolves like tea as well, right.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
The humans in the area are the same. We don’t particularly eat raw meat.

Tea being delicious is an unchanging fact, right. Ah, *Player*, give me one more cup. The second cup has a strong and delicious flavor.

**Picky Eater**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ah, *Player*. Come here, eat this.

**Player**
Eh… what a big tomato. But why?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
…It’s a present. Just take it already.

**Player**
Thank you. I’m going to make dinner with this.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
No, don’t. You eat it. It’s only for you.

**Player**
But why? Could it be…. you don’t like tomatoes?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Sh-shut up… It can’t be helped. “Don’t be picky” Kagekatsu said as he forced this on me..

….how annoying! That’s why you eat it!

**Player**
If that’s how it is, then I can’t ignore Kagekatsu-san’s orders. Kanetsugu-san, please eat it properly.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Crap, you’re also the enemy! Are you all resenting me! Don’t make me eat tomatoes!

**Kenshin’s Diet**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Oi, *Player*. It’s about the food you made.

There has been a bit too much salt lately. Decrease it a bit.

**Player**
Was it too salty? I’m sorry, I’m going to put in less.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
No, that’s not it. I don’t really care. I’m worried about Kenshin-sama.
He’s eating umeboshi everyday so he gets more than enough salt. We should pay attention to his diet.

Kenshin-sama is our important general. You should also pay attention to his physical condition.

**Player**
….I, I understand. That’s right, if you look at it long term, his health can worsen.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
That’s right. I’m depending on you.

**Player**
(Kanetsugu-san really is a wonderful, thoughtful person… huh.)

**Eating Out**

**Player**
Kanetsugu-san, I’m sorry for being late…! Thank you for waiting…!

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
It’s fine, I just arrived anyway. …You have been with Kagemochi-san? ….You have his scent.

**Player**
…Yes, we suddenly were entrusted with some tasks, so I couldn’t get out quickly…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Is that so. Well, now the general stores are already closed. We have to do it another time.

**Player**
Uhm, if you would like, do you want to eat some dinner afterwards? Please let me make up for coming late…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
….Well, we don’t want to come out here for nothing.

**Player**
…! Thank you. What do you want to eat, Kanetsugu-san?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Hmm, whatever you want to eat is fine. Ah, wait, I’m in the mood for tempura.

**Player**
Well, then let’s look for a store. I want to eat tempura, too.

(I’m glad that Kanetsugu's mood has recovered. I’m a bit happy.)

**Approval**

**Player**
Kanetsugu-san, you and Kagekatsu-san are always together. You are good friends, right.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Saying that we are friends, it’s because we grew up together.

**Player**
So you are like brothers, right.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Something like that. Well, he’s always meddling in my life. (urk)

He’s going to succeed the Uesugi clan in the future, I’ve decided to serve him. That’s how it is.

**Player**
As a general, Kagekatsu-san approves of you, right.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
If I wouldn’t be approved of, I wouldn’t be here right now. If Kenshin-sama would say so, I would have to leave.

But if I weren’t here, Kagekatsu would be useless, so I’m not going to leave. Everbody is gonna be troubled if I’m not here, you know?

**Player**
Ah, yes… is that so…?

**Lunch Break**

**Player**
Kanetsugu-san, I brought lunch. Do you want to take a little break?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Oh, it’s already this late. Now that you’re saying it, I’m starving. Oh, that’s miso soup, isn’t it.

**Player**
Yes, Kanetsugu-san you said before that you like miso soup. So I tried making some.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ohh, so you remembered? You have a good memory. Well done.

**Player**
Th, thank you…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ah, after sweating the salt of the miso soup feels nice. Right, next time, I’ll use the miso I got before. And let’s cook it with a bit garnish.

Then, why don’t we drink something next time? Kenshin-sama will also be pleased.

**Player**
Y-yes…

(He has a lot of demands… Well, now that there are expectations, I’ll work hard next time.)

**Cleanliness**

**Player**
Kanetsugu-san, I brought the dust cloth.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Oi, don’t come inside with your dirty feet!! Jeez, you’re late, give it to me quickly.

Well then… I’m starting now.

**Player**
…Kanetsugu-san, you sure like to keep things clean.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ah? Is that bad? I hate it when my room is dirty.

If you get it, go away. You’ll be covered in dust.

**Player**
(He’s wiping it with such zeal… How admirable… I should also clean my room.)

I’m seeing you a bit differently now.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ah!? What did you say!?

**Player**
No, nothing. Well, I’ll be going. Do your best with cleaning.

**Studying**

**Player**
Haah. I should finish my studies and go to bed. I have to return that book to Kanetsugu-san…

Kanetsugu-san, are you awake? I came to bring back the book you lend me.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Oh, that book, isn’t it difficult? Did you properly read it?

**Player**
Yes, it was difficult… Kanetsugu-san, what are you doing?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Hm? Reading a strategy book. I still don’t have much experience in it.

Just carelessly practicing isn’t enough, we should also gather some knowledge.

**Player**
(Kanetsugu-san, I thought he was the type to get full marks even without studying so much…)

(He’s studying when you can’t see him doing it. I’m the same, maybe…)

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
…Hm, did you properly review it? …This may look like we are some kind of studious people.

**Blood**

**Player**
You came back from the expedition, good job…. Ka-Kanetsugu-san, is that blood!?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ah…? Ah, I made a blunder today. It’s not a serious wound.

**Player**
But there is so much blood flowing out…!

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
I normally don’t get injured, so this much doesn’t surprise me.

**Player**
Y-you need to be treated immediately…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Don’t panic. Hey, come here.

*Saying so, he embraced me and gently stroked my trembling back.*

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Don’t cry, don’t cry. I’m gonna get treated properly after this. Don’t worry.

Since it’s me, I’m gonna be fine, calm down. I don’t have an intention to die and leave you behind. Don’t make light of me, idiot.

**Suspicious Woman**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
You’ve become very experienced, huh.

**Player**
Yes, thanks to you.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
When I first looked at you… the strange clothes you were wearing, I was troubled thinking about what a stupid woman came to us.

**Player**
S-stupid….!?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
I thought you were suspicious, but Kenshin-sama decided to protect you. So I had to obey him.
So you should refrain from doing things that will put your life at stake.

You won’t be saved everytime.

**Player**
….. I don’t want to burden everybody, so I’m going to work hard.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Well, it is not like I won’t praise my friends. But I kind of want you to some stupid things.

**Sweet Side**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Are you finished with your work?

**Player**
Ah, yes. I just finished.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
I was in town since there was a sale going on. Eat this gratefully.

**Player**
Wah, what? ….Dango! They look delicious!

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
See ya.

**Player**
(Ah, he’s gone… I forgot to thank him.)
(Haah~, eating sweets after finishing work! I’m so happy! Kanetsugu-san can also be gentle sometimes.)

(Delicious… I can’t forget to thank him later.)

**Headache**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ah… I have a headache.

**Player**
Eh, are you alright?
(What should I do? There is no headache medicine in this age… maybe an ice pillow will help?)

Pl-please wait a bit! I’m gonna get an ice pillow…. kyah!

Sorry, I became flustered… Uhm, what was it… right, ice! Ah, first I have to get out the futon…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Shaddup! You’re making my heard hurt with all that noise!

**Player**
Hya, sorry…!

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Tch…. don’t shrink up. I’m sorry for shouting.
I’m going to lie down, so come and wake me up in an hour. I don’t need ice.

I’m depending on you.

## Silver Bottle

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**Dealing with Negative Attention**

**Player**
(While walking around town with Kanetsugu, I can hear whispers around me… Surely, undoubtedly, certainly, it’s Kanetsugu’s bad mouth…)

(“Cheeky brat”, “bootlicker”…. is what I’m hearing. Ahh, I hate this….)

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Walking around with me makes you feel bad, right.

**Player**
Eh….. no, that’s not…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Don’t dodge the question, idiot. I know that a lot of guys resent me.

**Player**
(So he doesn’t think so, but he knows for sure…).

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
When they want to say something, they should just say it. No matter what they do, they can’t compare to me. You shouldn’t worry about this.

Guys that are always just complaining are below me. The more I feel resented, the more I realize that I’m superior to them.

**Player**
(Amazing, they way he is seeing…. is somehow really cool.)

**Playing Go**

**Player**
Uhh. I lost again.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Keh. Don’t spout such weak stuff. Come again when you’ve learned some more. This way only I’ll be winning.

**Player**
Uuh… please go a bit easy on me.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Hah? What are you saying. If this were a real battle, would you go easy on them? You would die in a second.

**Player**
Ng… but this is just a game…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Idiot. Go imitates real battles. If you don’t seriously challenge yourself, you won’t learn anything.

**Player**
Uuh… if this were a video game I wouldn’t lose…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Hm? What’s that. “Video”? Playing with fire…?\*

Oi. Tell me what “video game” is. Tell me, oi! Don’t laugh as if you’ve won!!

*\* In Japanese, video games are called TV games, “terebi” can be misunderstand as having something to do with fire (“bi”).*

**War Council**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ugh. Some big shots allies are coming. That’s the worst… how troublesome.

Oi, you should participate, too.

**Player**
Eh! M-me too? Waah, I’m nervous…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
It’s fine if you just sit in the back while smiling. It’s better if you don’t do anything, anyway.

**Player**
As expected, you aren’t nervous at all, right?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
No, not really. It’s just really bothersome. I don’t get why you should get nervous.

I don’t really get the difference between position and age, the other person is also just a human. Or what, do they look like Buddha to you?

**Player**
That’s, that’s not the case, but… Not getting nervous is your strong point, right. If it’s me, I would be clattering and shivering.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Well, true, that may be my strong point. Hm, well, think of them not as bigshots but as pumpkins.

If you do that, it will be probably be easier.

**Tail**

**Player**
Kanetsugu-san, I want to touch your tail.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
…Ha? What are you saying? You idiot.
You can’t just simply touch my tail. Think about it for a bit.

That’s right, common sense, use common sense! I don’t have to tell you, right?

**Player**
…..Kagemochi-san let me touch his tail.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Haaa!!? Kagemochi-san, what were you thinking!?
Are you and Kagemochi-san complete idiots!? Unbelievable!!

Because, it’s the tail!? You…. really don’t get it….

**Player**
(Touching his tail…. how can it be so complicated…)

**Fighting with a friend**

**Player**
Kanetsugu-san… I heard that you had a fight with Kagekatsu-kun…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
It wasn’t a big deal. But, that guy is surprisingly stubborn and doesn’t give in.

Moreover, Kagemochi-san has also gotten angry. Tch.

**Player**
That’s terrible…
But they say “the closer you are the more you fight”.

I can see that Kanetsugu-san and Kagekatsu-kun are good friends.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Don’t laugh. Are you an idiot?

But, well… Kagekatsu and I aren’t just good friends. It’s not such an easy thing.

*Kanetsugu-san sniffs and turns the other way. Surprisingly, his mood doesn’t seem to be that bad after a fight.*

## Gold Bottle

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**Cleaning the Kitchen**

**Player**
Kanetsugu-san, sorry, but where again should I put those plates..?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ah? In the cupboard where the others are. You’ve already put them there. You can’t understand such a thing?

**Player**
I-I’m very sorry…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
…jeez. If you don’t understand how it’s done then you can’t do it.

Give me that plate. I can’t leave it to you.

**Player**
Ah… S-sorry…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
It’s fine, sweep up the straw with a broom. If you don’t understand it, then you can’t do it.

Look, sweep it up by the door way and then throw it outside.

**Player**
Ah, thank you.

(Kanetsugu-san, even though he is so rude, he is really a wonderful person that takes care of people… even though he is so rude…)

**Buying Clothes**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Haah. Although I’m working, why do I have to go and chose your clothes?

**Player**
I’m sorry that you have to come with me. If I were alone I would be probably get lost…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
It’s Kenshin-sama’s order. I don’t really care, but…. oh. Look at that. That kimono has a pretty good quality for the price.

**Player**
Ah, is that so? Indeed, the color is pretty and the cloth is very sturdy.

Kanetsugu-san, are you good at seeing the good and bad points of cloth?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
…Ah? …Well, kinda. This kimono is a pretty good work.

**Player**
Then, I’ll take it!

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Is that alright? You like the color and the pattern?

**Player**
No… I’ll take the kimono that Kanetsugu-san chose.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Huh? I don’t really get it, but if it’s with you.

**Injury**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ah? What’s this, are you injured?

**Player**
Ah… Kanetsugu-san. Earlier, I cut myself a bit with a kitchen knife…

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Hah!? Show me. Hm, it’s not such a big wound.

I only have a scrap of cloth, but I’ll wrap it with this.

**Player**
It’s not such a big wound, so it’s okay. Thank you.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
I’m not worrying about you. What are you going to do if you get blood in the food? It will become a problem!

I’m taking over after cooking. You shouldn’t do anything anymore. You get it?

**Player**
Ye-yes…. sorry.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Tch. If you get it, it’s fine. Just pay attention next time.

**Dirty Room**

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Oi, *Player*, are you in ther- uwah.

What the hell, your room is dirty! How can you live in a place like this! I can’t believe it!

**Player**
Kanetsugu-san… sorry, I’ll clean up now.

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Ah, jeez, don’t touch, don’t touch it. If I’m gonna let you do it, you will clean up until nightfall. I’ll do it.

**Player**
No, no way! I’m the one that made it dirty!

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
As if I can leave it to you. You go sit on that chair and don’t move!

*Saying so, he grabbed a broom and and started cleaning my room.*

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
Just because I often go out with Kenshin-san, doesn’t mean you should neglect your room. If I come to see you and see this mess…

**Player**
C-Come to see me?

**Naoe Kanetsugu**
That’s not it! Shaddup, Idiot!

## Purple Bottle

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**Skit 1**