I Was A Chicken Zombie (My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic Lost Episode)

Hmm.... let me see. How should I start this off? Ah yes, here's one. No no, the way I was originally going to start this off was from The Lion King and this isn't a story about it. Well, I might sing Circle of Life at some point in this story, but I'm not going to do it right this moment. Anyway, let's cut to the chase and let me introduce myself. My name is Amy Alden. I'm the 13 year old daughter of the Alden family. I only have my father and his close friend Susan. Now I must let you know that my dad and Susan are not married, and it's likely they never will marry.

You're probably wondering where my mother is. Well, if you really want to know, here I go I guess. You see, my mother who I won't mention said that due to a horrifying no children allowed law taking place in New Zealand, my mother felt like I wasn't safe at all. She requested that I go and live with my father till I turn 25. While we were on our way to the airport, my mom got into a deadly car crash. She died, but I survived. A few days later, my dad eventually heard about this and he flew all the way from Canada to New Zealand to visit me.

And so, I've been living with my father for quite some time now. There were some really bad life problems I've been through. One Saturday morning, I was having my morning shower with my little baby ducklings who follow me everywhere I go. At one point, I somehow got soap sprayed onto my eyes and this triggered my father to come into the bathroom and he, without a doubt, saw me with no towel. I'm sorry for mentioning this, but this all happened to me, not even joking. Another bad life problem also involves the bathroom. One night, I really felt the urge to leak, so I went in there and it seemed the toilet was alive. It had blue hair, a blue mustache and some vampire like teeth. And no, it wasn't asking to suck my blood.

Alright, I need to cut this shit out because this is all just restroom stuff. Okay, with that out of the way, let me think of something else. Oh, I've got a great one that needs some discussing. My dad now has a farm for both geese, chickens and horses. I first noticed this when I got off the bus from school. Susan asked me how my day was and I told her that it was alright. She then invited me into the backyard and showed me that my dad had built a barn. My father said that since he won the lottery, he could use tons of more money by building a farm. He then showed me all the animals that he would be adding.

By now, I've discussed what the animals were so I'm not going to tell you again. When he showed me the horses, I considered that it was going to be the next Horseland Stable. The moment my father heard that, he was like "No no no no, if I were to make this the next Horseland, I would wind up having the other Horseland file for bankruptcy."

And then he told me had some bills to pay. The moment he got into the house, I grabbed my cellphone and called my good friend Sarah Whitney. I told her that my dad just built a barn and that her horse Scarlet would love to visit this place a lot. She accepted my invite and she rode her horse all the way down here. I gave her a tour of the barn and she enjoyed it. Sarah then told me that since we haven't been hanging out that much, she figured it'd be a good idea to hang out at the new ice cream shop that just opened up in Ontario. She gave me a lift on her horse Scarlet.

When we got to the ice cream place, we were abruptly stopped by this man named Terry Kinney. He said that we were the first ever customers to go into the place and he was also surprised by the fact that we took a horse to get here. I asked Terry if he was the owner and he said that he was not the owner. Me and Sarah then headed inside. We sat down at the bar which was family orientated while I texted my dad on where I was. That's when we saw him. We saw our bartender and his name was Axel. I asked him why he wasn't wearing a shirt.

Axel said that you don't need to wear a shirt or an undershirt when you're at Axel's Icy Cream Shop. He also suggested that me and Sarah do the same thing. The moment he said that, I began to sense that he was a pervert. I asked him if he was and he said that this place is pervert free. Axel then asked what we'd like to order and I requested that me and Sarah have 2 chocolate milkshakes with Reeses peanut butter cups mixed in. And then me and Sarah another customer come in. His name was Phil Cornwell. He told us about who he was and he even said he was a band member for the Gorillaz.

Meanwhile, Axel gave us our shakes and then took Phil's order. After we finished our shakes, we went down to this video store. While there, we saw that this place sold about every single movie ever made. I looked to see if there were any TV shows on DVD.

(More to come)