Miss Brown

The Green Boonies (niblings)

Miss Red (sibling)

The Red Boonies (niblings)

Mis Yellow (sibling)

The Yellow Boonies (niblings)

Bun Bun (sibling-in-law)

Chovelina the She-Devil (sister-in-law)

Emoji de la Manzana (brother-in-law)

Miss Brown is the last surviving child of the MM family. She works as a reporter on Channel 9 News.

## Early life to Adulthood

Miss Brown was born in Niji, Democratic Republic of Chromatina (DRC) to Iro and Iris along with her three quadruplet siblings Miss Green, Miss Red, and Miss Yellow. Miss Brown was left behind when Pixi's army invaded the village of Niji. Her parents could only grab her three other siblings in time before the house collapsed on her. Miraculously, Miss Brown survived because she had crawled beneath table. After the invasion had occurred, Miss Brown found her way into the MSP Forest and was found by the Pixistani boonie tribe the Oogloonga. She was raised by two boonies named Bagooga and Gaboon. The couple were unable to bear any children, and thus treated Miss Brown as one of her own. While in the Oogloonga tribe, she migrated along with other boonies who conquered other villages in the DRC. She witnessed atrocities. The Oogloonga tribe killed, enslaved, raped, and trafficked inhabitants of the villages. Miss Brown was unable to do oppose their actions as a child, for doing so could result in her being left behind to fend for herself. Miss Brown was trained in warfare along with the other child boonies of the Oogloonga. She learned essential outdoor survival skills, gained proficiency in numerous weapons, and how to respond to emergencies. She was also taught a form of boonie martial arts called Akooga. After completing her war education, Miss Brown thought she was going to be drafted. She suffered several anxiety attacks. Bagooga and Gaboon reassured her saying that although all boonies receive war education only male boonies can be soldiers. Bagoonga and Gaboon say they were planning on marrying Miss Brown to Katroonga, one of the top boonie soldiers in the army. Miss Brown pleaded them to not force her to marry him, but Bagoonga and Gaboon said that she was being ungrateful. Katroonga is very selective over his wives and only marries them based on talent. Since Miss Brown was very coordinated in fighting, Katroonga was impressed. Miss Brown's protests failed. She was married to Katroonga and made to live in his tent with his ten other wives and total of ninety-eight children. At this point in time, the Oogloonga were able to stop their nomadic lifestyle to establish a village since they were able to secure a significant area of territory. This village (Babooniebaga) was named after Katroonga (full name Katroonga Baboonie). A large house was built and she occupied it with the rest of Katroonga's wives and children. Wives of noble boonies in the Oogloonga tribe were expected to bear many children in order to further their superior blood. Katroonga attempted to have bex with Miss Brown several times but fought him off every time. Miss Brown was punished for this and suffered several lashings from the other wives. Katroonga eventually gave up since he was sent to capture territory in Emoia.

### Miss Brown's Forced Marriage Life

Miss Brown helped tend to Katroonga's ninety-eight children and take care of chores while he was gone. She gossiped with the other wives. The wives explained that Katroonga ranks his wives based on fecundity, obedience, and abilities. Although being lower ranked wives received more punishments than higher ranked wives, they did not have to spend lots of times with Katroonga. Katroonga would lay most often with the higher ranked wives so they could become bregnant and bear more boonies. The wives however admitted that they would consume various medicinal plants that would decrease fertility and fecundity to cope with this. It was also not uncommon for some of the wives to abandon baby boonies that appeared sickly. For instance, one of the wives had given birth to a litter of 12 baby boonies. Two of the boonies had a low birth weight, so she cast them into a river. Miss Brown and the wives also had a very lax form of parenting on the children because they were so difficult to handle. Many of the boonie children inherited Katroonga's aggressive, unrestrained behavior, getting into fights at boonie schools, committing crime, and even bexually assaulting other boonies. However, Katroonga's wealth and status in the army shielded his family from any consequences. Most boonies resented the family, but they couldn't do anything about them. Katroonga's children acted as a large gang commonly referred to as Ragaloonga (demons of Loonga). If any members of Ragaloonga were disrespected, they formed a mob. The gang had benefits and drawbacks. The Ragaloonga were fiercely defensive over Miss Brown and the wives. Poorer boonies would attempt to sneak into their house to scavenge for food, but the Ragaloonga never failed to catch them and beat them into a pulp. But if Miss Brown and the wives wanted to leave the house, most boonies avoided them out of fear of retaliation. They only had friends with the other wives of high-ranking boonies who were snobby and self-centered (just like some of Katroonga's wives too). Miss Brown typically kept to herself to avoid them and became lonely. She would write raps and poems expressing her feelings in a secret diary.

The Ragaloonga had clashed with a neighboring village founded by the Googamalonga called New Malonga which had a similar gang of boonie children. Apparently the male boonies of the Ragaloonga were bexually harrassing the female boonies of the Googamalonga gang (called Gamagoboon). Male boonies of the Gamagoboon retaliated by doing the same to the Ragaloonga. A gang fight arose, but no boonies had died. The fight instead started a long history of tension and resentment between the Googamalonga and the Oogloonga. Miss Brown and the wives had to be careful leaving their home since there were rumors that boonies from both villages were planning on assassinated them.

Another cause for tension between the two tribes was their religious sects (Babooniegloo) . Babooniebaga followed a sect of Babooniegloo called Kaloonga, which worshipped Loonga, the god of death, as the supreme god. On the other hand, the Googamalonga followed Kamalonga, which focused on Malonga, the god of sex (bex). Since Pixi Star had sent both of these tribes to conquer land in the DRC, their initially friendly relationship worsened over time as they both became increasingly territorial. Miss Brown and the wives routinely had to hide in their house when violent disputes erupted between the two villages. Miss Brown even witnessed some of their female boonie children get kidnapped. The Ragaloonga were able to retrieve them fortunately, and even brought the skulls of the boonies they killed back as trophies.

Other boonie tribes began to avoid the Oogloonga and the Googamalonga due to their constant conflicts. Quality of life deteriorated because the lack of trade with other tribes meant that they had exhausted their own resources. A famine occurred. The Ragaloonga resorted to cannibalism, killing members of the Gamagoboon and returning their corpses for them to all eat. Miss Brown survived by disguising herself to travel to other villages to buy food. Since Katroonga had still not returned from Emoia, Miss Brown temporarily moved out of their house to live in a tent in the neighboring village Gramgoo. Her mini vacation ended abruptly when word got out to the villages of Gramgoo that Katroonga was returning from war. He had successfully taken over several parts of Emoia due to the help of Pixi's nuclear bomb. Katroonga and some other soldiers were exposed to the radiation and behaved strangely. Katroonga would have night terrors frequently, sleep-walk, experience drastic mood swings, and buy things spontaneously. He also became more physically and bexually abusive to the wives and even his own children.

### The Chromatina Earthquake Period

At around 4:00AM in the morning, a horrific earthquake rocked the village. Since infrastructure was already abysmal, the weak houses of Babooniebaga collapsed without hesitation. Pixi's boonie-claimed villages in the DRC were often neglected because Pixi Star was focusing on conquering the disputed territory between DRC and Pixistan because it was rich in resources like minerals and metals. Thus, Babooniebaga had to help themselves recover from the damage of the earthquake since Pixi Star did not notice them. Villagers took turns sleeping in flimsy tents as they ran a triage and searched for their belongings beneath the debris. Fights still occurred between the Ragaloonga and the Gamagoboon continued to fight each other because each gang believed that their respective god caused the earthquake. Miss Brown feared for her life each night because the sound of boonies fighting each other kept her awake. Miss Brown's sleep deprivation got so severe that she suffered hallucinations. The other wives thought that Loonga was speaking through Miss Brown as a vessel, and instead of helping her they interpreted her hallucinations as instructions for rituals. Even Katroonga prayed daily at Miss Brown as she suffered her hallucinations. She often screaming and babbling whenever an episode began. A similar phenomenon occurred in New Malonga, where a female boonie named Gagagoo claimed to be channeling the words of Malonga through her body. Gagagoo and Miss Brown both became famous within their own right and received several gifts, praise, and loyal followers.

One night, Piñelado found Miss Brown after spotting statues and artwork that looked like her. Piñelado did not have a good command of Booniese, so Miss Brown did not understand that he was trying to save her. Katroonga heard that Miss Brown was awake after he slept walked into their room. Seeing Piñelado interacting with Miss Brown sent him into a rage that also instigated the Ragaloonga. The Ragaloonga chased Piñelado into the forest until Piñelado managed to hide himself in a tree by pretending to be a fruit. Piñelado managed to snag a map that showed where New Malonga was nearby. Knowing that the two villages hated each other, he visited New Malonga to find a way to instigate a fight to serve as a diversion from Miss Brown's rescue. Piñelado listened to Gagagoo announcing a fortunetelling. She said that the god Loonga would try to take the life of a sinless boonie from their tribe as a source of power to murder Malonga. Piñelado surmised that newborn baby boonies must be considered sinless. He then came up with a plan that if he killed a newborn baby boonie, he might be able to start the diversion.

Meanwhile, Miss Brown was having a hallucination. Katroonga had asked her what weapon they should use in their fight against the Googamalonga. Miss Brown babbled that she hated pointy things and loved round things. Katroonga interpreted this as a command to dispose of their spears and use smooth stones instead. Katroonga then ordered for all of the spears for their village to be buried. Piñelado dug up the hole where the spears were located and stole one. Piñelado then snuck up a tree and aimed it at a baby boonie of the Googamalonga tribe. Piñelado did not want to kill it though; he just wanted to spark the war. Thus, he fired the spear just so that it barely missed the baby boonie's head by an inch. The mama boonie went hysterical and screamed for Gagagoo. Gagagoo ran to console the mama boonie and rallied for all of the boonies of the Googamalonga tribe to fight.

### The Oogloonga-Googamalonga War

The Googamalonga prepared themselves by coating themselves in charcoal to hide in the dark. They also boiled animal bones to create an alluring broth. The Googamalonga then traveled at midnight to Babooniebaga and hid into the trees above the village. At the signal of the Gamagoboon gang leader, Maganga, the Googamalonga all fell onto the tents and attacked with their clubs. The Oogloonga were in chaos. Barely awake boonies stumbled around in the darkness and screamed as the Googamalonga clubbed them like whack-a-mole. The Oogloonga struggled to fight back by throwing their stones, but their vision was inferior to that of the Googamalonga so they always missed. The Googamalonga had used the alluring broth to attract aggressive animals like curongo to attack the Oogloonga as well. They made a trail of broth to Babooniebaga and even poured the broth onto their tents. But what the Googamalonga did not anticipate was that since they gotten themselves coated into the broth as well, the curongo was going after them too. A pack of curongo invaded the village and devoured the boonies. Piñelado saved Miss Brown by swinging from a vine and grabbing her so they can hide in the trees.

The commotion ended the following morning. Dead boonie bodies littered the ground. The survivors that did remain were either unconscious or had become so traumatized they could not function. Some could only cry, scream, or throw tantrums. Miss Brown could not stop weeping when she saw the tragedy. She even felt bad for Katroonga who somehow survived. Katroonga was in a catatonic state because his entire family had died in the attack. He had managed to gather what remained of their bodies and laid them together in a line which he could only stare at silently. Piñelado and Miss Brown scavenged the rubble to retrieve food, water, and some personal belongings (like her secret diary) and off they went.

## Kaikuru: The Perilous Return

Traveling back to Pixistan proved to be more difficult than entering. Pixi's boonie soldiers patrolled all throughout the MSP Forest and conquered villages. Piñelado and Miss Brown witnessed villages were burnt down, ransacked, and rebuilt with Pixistani architecture. She saw even more of her people being shuttled away in trucks, executed by firing squad and their bodies tossed into ditches, moviestars and boonies being raped and forced to have sex with their own family members, and several other atrocities. Piñelado and Miss Brown had to climb trees every night to avoid the curongo which they heard and saw tear apart boonies and moviestars alike. In order to disguise Miss Brown so that she did not look like a DRC soldier, Piñelado fashioned a dress made of leaves so that she looked like a bush instead.

The duo typically avoided villages because they could not tell whether or not they had been conquered by Pixi's army. On some nights they managed to steal food from the garbage to eat while they kept traveling, but doing so was very risky. In one instance, Miss Brown and Piñelado were sneaking through a moviestar's banana farm to pilfer some food. The farmer saw them and chased them with a pitchfork. Piñelado was stabbed. Miss Brown reluctantly beat the farmer boonie until it was unconscious. Miss Brown used the knowledge she learned from the Oogloonga tribe to find plants that could disinfect Piñelado's wound. She found berries and tree sap with antiseptic properties and fashioned a bandage out of soft palm leaves. After hiding in the trees for a few days, the two set off again.

Crossing the border between Pixistan and DRC was chaos. The border was not clear due to several enclaves and exclaves , territorial disputes, and constant warfare. The two had to dodge IEDs's, bullets, and toxic gases without any idea if they were going into the right direction. What was worse was that they had to avoid landmines too, seeing how they witnessed some DRC soldiers explode and their body parts rain down on them. Piñelado and Miss Brown relied on swinging from vines and climbing through the canopy of the MSP Forest to get by. They occasionally had to hide in the leaves to avoid being spotted by Pixi's planes which also attended to spray unknown chemicals on all the vegetation. Piñelado followed the direction of the one of Pixistani's city skylines in the far horizon to direct the two to the right place.

The two came across a long border wall decorated with barbed wire and watchtowers. Graffiti with with Anti-Pixi phrases were littered on the wall, usually accompanied by garbage and body parts. Miss Brown even spotted a section of the wall that had DRC soldiers' heads on sticks. Pixi's boonie soldiers stalked the tops of the walls. Cameras were pointed in all directions. Piñelado could even make out motion-sensitive automatic machine gun robots planted on the walls at spaced intervals.

Piñelado didn't really know what to do. The way he got to DRC was by first going to Polka Polka Republic and arriving at the coast via raft. The raft did not survive his voyage, so he figured he'd improvise how to get Miss Brown back later. But Piñelado didn't know how to make a raft from just the wilderness. He had specifically bought sturdy tools and supplies at Polka Polka Island to allow himself to travel safely. He attempted making a raft out of sticks and vines but it failed to hold together and sank. If he tried to turn himself and Miss Brown into Pixi's army to get across to Pixistan like how Iro and Iris did, they would most likely just be arrested. This is because while Katroonga was still alive he had reported his sighting of Piñelado. Plus, Miss Brown had made a name for herself because of her hallucinations. The notoriety of her psychosis-induced fortunetelling ended up causing other boonies to claim to have powers just like hers.

Miss Brown's eyes lit up, and she tried to explain to Piñelado that she had an idea in simple Booniese. Miss Brown revealed her secret diary and tried to say that she was going to make the boonie soldiers put their guard down by reciting her poetry and raps. Piñelado expressed great skepticism, but he had no better idea in mind so he agreed with the plan. Miss Brown disguised herself with her bush costume and climbed to the canopy of the trees to blend in with the leaves. Knowing that the wind would carry her voice, she rapped and read aloud her poems loud and clear. The boonie soldiers heard it and initially were on guard, but slowly they became entranced by Miss Brown's lyricism. The soldiers started to all face towards Miss Brown. Even the guards on the watch tower climbed down to sit on the wall and listen to her.

She then started to freestyle. She asked for the names of one of the boonies and would performed a rap of praise for it. Piñelado did not understand what she was trying to achieve. Piñelado understood that she was trying to distract them, but she didn't seem to be doing anything else. But then he looked up at the sky and realized what she was trying to do. Dark storm clouds had been drawing closer to them as time went on. They traveled quickly, covering the sky above them in less than an hour. As it began to shower, Piñelado started to hear thunder followed by lightning after about a minute. Soon, the time lag between the thunder and lightning grew smaller. He assumed Miss Brown knew about calculating the distance of lightning from thunder from her Oogloonga education. None of the boonie soldiers were paying attention to the storm. They simply begged Miss Brown to rap louder because the rain and wind drowned out her voice.

A bolt of lightning struck the group of boonie soldiers. The electricity fried them and their lifeless bodies rolled off the wall. The lightning had also traveled to the barbed wire and electrocuted the robots, shutting them off. Typically, the boonie soldiers would have activated their weather protection system when they detected a storm, but they were too hypnotized by Miss Brown's raps to do anything. Miss Brown then quickly descended from the tree and Piñelado followed her. Another bolt of lightning struck a tall tree. Miss Brown searched for a scrap of metal in the garbage by the wall and used it to cut down the tree with the help of Piñelado's machete. Once the tree had fallen, it formed a diagonal leading to the top of the wall. Miss Brown and Piñelado scurried up the tree and descended using a vine hanging from the branches.

Piñelado led Miss Brown back to the nearby city of Rising Fame where they took a train back to Movie City.

## Adjustment to Moviestar Society

When Piñelado introduced Miss Brown to her biological parents, she became very confused. Her parents wept at her feet and embraced her, but they felt unfamiliar. Her siblings' widows also came to greet her, but Miss Brown had a very hard time understanding them. She started questioning her life and had an identity crisis. Miss Brown had a severe panic attack that caused her to faint. She taken to the hospital where professionals decided to institutionalize her against her will. There, she was diagnosed with PTSD and MDD. She was also taught how to speak Pixistani. To treat her conditions, Miss Brown was subjected to lots of strange forms of therapy. She sat in a hot tub, meditated in deprivation tanks, instructed to do dances, fed a strange diet of fruits and vegetables, painted pictures, and much more. When she was released she felt slightly more adjusted to moviestar society, now being able to articulate her confusion to her family.

Miss Brown passed her GED and enrolled in Pixi Star Community College. She then transferred to Pixi State University (PSU) and majored in Journalism with a minor in Boonology. While at PSU, Miss Brown discovered an underground online news site called Channel 9 ran by other students. Pixi Star sent in her original papers to join, and her application was joyfully accepted. Miss Brown wrote articles under the pseudonym "Cup-a-Joe" and also shot videos around Fame City to upload her own news segments. She documented news about Pixi Star, the lives of boonies, and international-intergalactic news. Miss Brown also livestreamed news with her fellow writers.

Miss Brown inspiration for her videos and articles come from the poems and movies made by her fallen siblings. She felt close to them when she experienced their art. Their ardent perseverance toward forwarding the Anti-Pixi Movement empowered her to spread the truth. Her rap skills earned her a segment on Channel 9 where she performed her original music live. She also sold her music through the Internet black market. Not all of her activism was underneath her double life as Cup-a-Joe. Miss Brown participated in protests and documented them to inspire others. Miss Brown ran a news blog that garnered readers from all over the world. Her influence was so strong that the Anti-Pixi movement sparked protests around the world (ex. Bhutan has your back! Fijians for Freedom! Armenia's Against Pixi! México rechaza a Pixi! South Sudan supports the DRC!). Due to "suspicious internet activity" recognized by the national internet service provider, iPixi, Miss Brown had been charged with house arrest many times. But up until the present day, she has had no arrests.

Miss Brown goes to therapy regularly with the Yellow Boonies and looks after them as if they were her own children. She isn't able to manage the Green Boonies nor the Red Boonies, but since they don't really live at home anymore Miss Brown just lets them live their own lives (the Green Boonies live in the MSP Forest and hunt for children in Fame City; the Red Boonies emigrated to other countries to run illegal operations).

## Fun Facts

* Miss Brown has released three albums so far and has received critical acclaim. Her albums are called *There's a storm in Chromatina*, *Miss Brown goes to sleep*, and *The Brown Album*. The albums talk about her life and escape from the DRC, her experience adjusting to moviestar society, and her plans of pursuing the Green Plan.
* Although Miss Brown does not look after them, the Red Boonies and Green Boonies have expressed their love for her in their own way. The Red Boonies send her money and cryptocurrency (Booncoin) from racketeering and other sinister operations. The Green Boonies leave baby corpses at her door.
* Miss Brown now lives in a renovated house with the Yellow Boonies and her siblings' widows.