The 1938 Great Flop-Bing War

**The 1938 Great Flop-Bing War** is an important event in both Bingus Army Nation and Floppa Nation's histories alike. A terror that will haunt the minds of hundreds of Bingus Veterans out there, the sheer bloodshed and blood-curdling screams exchanged in this event will truly stay as an event nobody wants to look back on for hundreds of years to come.

## The Recording

The transcript has been reported to Bingus Nation News (BNN), and they had come to share it with us.

`FLOPPA: fire, death, i will bring all my goons to come with me! (maniacal laughter)`

`BINGUS: fuck you floppa, you're destroying my kingdom AND my dignity!`

`FLOPPA: i don't fucking care, i'll take over this nation and make it mine!! (evil laughter)`

`*FLOPPA slices BINGUS' arm, which makes Bingus wince.*`

`BINGUS FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (shoots missiles from plane) you won't be destroying this nation!`

`FLOPPA: you can't stop me!`

`*FLOPPA slices BINGUS' ear; the pain is unbearable and BINGUS lets out a scream.*`

`FLOPPA SOLDIER: my lord, we need to go, there's too many bingsoldiers! we're outnumbered!`

`FLOPPA: shut up, i'll take care of this war and take over this nation !!`

`FLOPPA SOLDIER: my lord, there's too many bingsoldiers, we can't stand a chance! we need to retreat!`

`FLOPPA: JUST SHUT UP!`

`*FLOPPA slices FLOPPA SOLDIER's mouth, and FLOPPA SOLDIER can't even wince or scream.*`

`BINGUS: (yells bfa's name) FUCK!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER: my lord, we can overpower the floppas! we have more soldiers!`

`BINGUS: BINGUS FLIGHT ATTENDANT YOU LITTLE FU-`

`BINGUS SOLDIER: (glances at bingus' sliced arm) my lord, you're bleeding heavily! we need to get to a clinic quick! (yells into the walkie talkie) WE NEED BACKUP!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 2: whats going on??`

`BINGUS SOLDIER: his majesty is injured! overlord fizz will be worried if we don't do anything about the cut!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 2: OKAY, I'LL LOOK FOR THE DOCTOR!`

`*BINGUS SOLDIER 2 flees from the scene, looking for their well trusted doctor HOWARD BINGSES.*`

`HOWARD: binggo!!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 2: HOWARD, COME QUICK! HIS MAJESTY IS INJURED!`

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`BINGUS SOLDIER 1: BINGOO!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 2: BINSOO,,!! HOWARD'S HERE!`

`FLOPPA: (maniacal laughter)`

`FLOPPA SOLDIER: CHARGE! HIS MAJESTY'S SO CLOSE TO OVERPOWERING THE BITCHGUS ARMY!`

`BINGUS: I WON'T BACK DOWN THAT EASILY!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 1: STAY WITH HOWARD YOUR MAJESTY! ME AND BINGGO WILL FIGHT THE ARMY!`

`MINGUS: whats going on??`

`BINGUS: MINGUS!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE I'LL TELL YOU`

`FLOPPA: I'LL KILL EVERYONE HERE AND BECOME THE BINGUS NATION'S KING! YOU STOLE DARK FLOPPA FOREST FROM ME!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 2: IT'S BINGUSSERY BUSHES TO YOU!`

`FLOPPA SOLDIER: MY LORD! WE MUST RETREAT! MINGUS HAS APPEARED!`

`FLOPPA: I DON'T CARE, I'M SO CLOSE TO OVERPOWERING THE BINGUS ARMY!`

`MINGUS: rawr?`

`FLOPPA: aAHG (juts away)`

`FLOPPA: oh you know what? i'm not scared of you anymore. try me mf`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 1: CHARGE AT FLOPPA!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 2: CHARGE AT FLOPPA!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 1: WGHSGFJHSGDSDFGSJD hey i commanded first!!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 2: okay then afnshjs, ATTACK FLOPPA!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 1: CHARGE!`

*`BINGUS ARMY clashes with FLOPPA ARMY.`*

`BINGUS: mingus i'm worried sick abaout you!! are you okay?!`

`MINGUS: i'm fine i guess,,`

`BINGUS: where the hell were you when this all started?!`

`MINGUS: getting some bitches, unlike floppa the flop. (chuckles)`

`FLOPPA: hey! i'd have you know i DO have a bitch. sogga's my bitch.`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 2: BINSOO??????!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU BUDDY,,,!!!!!!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 1: 93 FLOPPA SOLDIERS STABBED ME,,!! (*coughs dramatically*)`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 2: BINSOO NO!! YOU'RE MY FRIEND.. MY ~~BOYFRIEND~~ BEST FRIEND!! PLEASE DON'T DIE.. I LOVE YOU,,!!`

`BINGUS SOLDIER 1: i love you too... binsoo.. *COUGHS DRAMATICALLY AGAIN*`

`*BINGUS SOLDIER 1 DRAMATICALLY DIES AND BINGUS SOLDIER 2 IS FUCKING SOBBING HIS ORGANS OUT.*`

`*MINGUS bites FLOPPA's nose.*`

`FLOPPA: EW GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU FILTHY FREAK! (he tosses mingus off his nose)`