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Static Shock

***Static Shock*** is an American animated television series based on the Milestone Media/DC Comics superhero Static. It premiered on September 23, 2000, on The WB Television Network's Kids' WB programming block. *Static Shock* ran for four seasons, with 52 half-hour episodes in total. The show revolves around Virgil Hawkins, an African-American boy, who uses the secret identity of 'Static' after exposure to a mutagen gas during a gang fight which gave him electromagnetic powers. Part of the DC animated universe, the series was produced by Warner Bros. Animation from a crew composed mostly of people from the company's past shows, but also with the involvement of two of the comic's creators, Dwayne McDuffie and Denys Cowan.

*Static Shock* had some alterations from the original comic book because it was oriented to a pre-teen audience. Nevertheless, the show approached several social issues, which was positively received by most television critics. *Static Shock* was nominated for numerous awards, including the Daytime Emmy. Some criticism was directed towards its jokes—which were said to be stale and too similar to Spider-Man style—and animation, which was said to be unnatural and outdated. The series also produced some related merchandise, which sold poorly; McDuffie cited the low sales as one of the main factors behind the series' cancellation. In spite of this, its popularity revived interest in the original Milestone comic and introduced McDuffie to the animation industry, and it maintains a dedicated fanbase to this day.
Teacher's Pet

***Teacher's Pet*** (also known as ***Disney's Teacher's Pet***) is an American Disney animated television series about a 9-year-old boy and his dog who wants to be a boy. Created by Gary Baseman, Bill Steinkellner, and Cheri Steinkellner, and directed by Timothy Björklund, the first season was broadcast on Disney's One Saturday Morning on ABC, the second season was broadcast on Toon Disney, and the third season was broadcast on The Disney Channel. The show ran from 2000 to 2002. The show was influenced by Gary Baseman's dog, Hubcaps. He would wonder what the dog would do while he was gone. He made this show in honor of him, with Spot portraying Hubcaps. The show ran for two seasons with a total of 39 episodes. Teacher's Pet is the longest running. This is also one of the three One Saturday Morning shows to become a Toon Disney original series along with *Lloyd in Space*, *The Weekenders*, and *Teamo Supremo*. The show is remembered for its unique style of character design.
I'm in the Band

***I'm in the Band*** is a live-action sitcom airing on Disney XD in the United States and on Family Channel in Canada. The first episode was taped on July 14, 2009, with a "sneak preview" airing on November 27, 2009; the show subsequently joined Disney XD's regular schedule on January 18, 2010, with the first episode being shown as a "sneak preview" in the United Kingdom on that same date. The show's January 18, 2010 premiere was watched by an estimated 860,000 viewers.

It was announced on April 26, 2010, that *I'm in the Band* has been renewed for a second season which premiered on January 17, 2011. On March 15, 2011, Caitlyn Taylor Love and Greg Baker announced on their official Twitter accounts that the second season would be the show's last. On April 28, 2011, Disney XD officially announced the show's cancellation, with the remaining season 2 episodes to air for the remainder of the year. The final produced episode, "Raiders of the Lost Dad" aired on December 9, 2011.
Quack Pack

***Quack Pack*** is an animated television series made by The Walt Disney Company featuring Donald Duck, his nephews and Daisy. The show debuted in September 1996 as a part of the Disney Afternoon weekday afternoon programming block.

Unlike other Disney Afternoon shows, it was aimed at older audiences such as teenagers.

*Quack Pack* had one season, consisting of 39 episodes.
Wizards of Waverly Place

***Wizards of Waverly Place*** was an American Disney Channel Original Series which ran from October 12, 2007 to January 6, 2012 on Disney Channel. The series was created by Todd J. Greenwald, and stars Selena Gomez, David Henrie and Jake T. Austin as three wizard siblings with magical abilities competing to win sole custody of the family powers. Further main cast includes Jennifer Stone as Alex's best friend, María Canals-Barrera as the Russo's mortal mother, and David DeLuise as the Russo's former wizard father.

The series won "Outstanding Children's Program" at the 61st Primetime Emmy Awards in 2009. A film adaptation of the series, *Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie*, premiered as a Disney Channel Original Movie on August 28, 2009. The film adaptation won "Outstanding Children's Program" at the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards earning the series its second consecutive Emmy. The farewell season won "Outstanding Children's Program" at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards bringing the franchise's total to three Emmy awards. *Wizards of Waverly Place* ended as the longest-running Disney Channel Original Series (surpassing *That's So Raven*) with 106 episodes over four seasons. Its series finale averaged nearly 10 million viewers (live+same day), which made that episode the most-watched series finale in Disney Channel's history.

A final special, entitled *The Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex* aired on March 15, 2013.
Even Stevens

***Even Stevens*** is a Disney Channel Original Series about a boy named Louis Stevens and his family, that aired from 2000 to 2003, ending with its own Disney Channel Original movie *The Even Stevens Movie*. The movie was released on DVD in 2005, and a Christmas episode is featured on the Disney Channel Holiday DVD. It follows the life of the Stevens, a family living in suburban Sacramento, California, mainly focusing on the clashing personalities of its two younger siblings, Ren and Louis.

The series was produced by Brookwell McNamara Entertainment. It is often cited as launching Shia LaBeouf's breakout career as an actor. The show also features fast motion photography, which it employs in every episode.

The feature-length Disney Channel Original Movie based on the series, *The Even Stevens Movie*, premiered on June 13, 2003, and serves as the series finale.

As of January 15, 2010, in America, *Even Stevens* has been removed from television syndication altogether, though *The Even Stevens Movie* continues to air on Disney Channel, and on Family Channel occasionally. However, in the UK, *Even Stevens* continues to air on CITV and now Pop Girl. From its launch on 2009 to early 2010, the series was shown as re-runs on Disney XD. *Even Stevens* now airs on PopGirl.
The Replacements

***The Replacements*** is a Disney Channel series that ran from July 28, 2006 to March 30, 2009. It centers around two orphans and their new adopted family that they received through a program of the FleemCo company to replace people throughout the town with ones better at their job in some way. This was usually a source of conflict when some of the substitutes were too perfect or even worse in a certain way.

It is noted for its roster of celebrity guest stars, including *High School Musical* star Zac Efron, *Cory in the House* star Jason Dolley, *Harry Potter* star Bonnie Wright, *Hannah Montana* star Miley Cyrus, and *Sonny with a Chance* star Doug Brochu, as well as Ed Begley Jr., Josh Duhamel, Gilbert Gottfried, Tim Gunn, and Carson Palmer (playing themselves).
Batman: The Animated Series

***Batman: The Animated Series*** is an American animated television series based on the DC Comics superhero Batman. Developed by Bruce Timm and Eric Radomski and produced by Warner Bros. Animation, it originally aired on Fox Kids from September 5, 1992, to September 15, 1995, with a total of 85 episodes. For the final fifteen episodes, the series was given the on-screen title ***The Adventures of Batman & Robin***, which was also used for reruns of earlier episodes. The series eventually spawned two continuation shows, *The New Batman Adventures* and *Batman Beyond*.

The series was praised for its thematic complexity, film noir aesthetics, darker tone, artistic presentation, and modernization of its title character's crime-fighting origins. IGN.com listed Batman: *The Animated Series* as the best adaptation of Batman anywhere outside of comics, the best comic book television show of all time and the second best animated series of all time (after *The Simpsons*). *Wizard* magazine also ranked it #2 of the greatest animated television shows of all time (again after *The Simpsons*). *TV Guide* ranked it the seventh Greatest Cartoon of All Time. The widespread acclaim led the series to win four Emmy Awards, including Outstanding Animated Program.

The series was also the first in the continuity of the shared DC animated universe, spawning further animated TV series, comic books and video games with most of the same creative talent. Its ratings success and critical acclaim led the series to spawn two feature films: *Batman: Mask of the Phantasm* (released to theaters in 1993) and *Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero* (a direct-to-video release in 1998).
Vanessa Newton

***Vanessa Newton*** is Amelia Jersey's girlfriend.

* “Amelia turned out to be a completely different person from who I thought she was. She's been lying to me for so, so long, not telling me the truth about her actual identity, not revealing it to me. You'd think I'd know her by now, but today… Today, I feel like we're strangers.”
* *(To Amelia)* “Then make this your final mission. What will you lose if you go?... Now, what will you lose if you don't go?”
* *(After seeing Ralph & Amelia's car chase on TV.)* “They’ve caused havoc already, dear me.”
Rolie Polie Ollie

***Rolie Polie Olie***is a French-Canadian-American children's television series produced by Nelvana and Sparx\*, distributed by Disney, and created by William Joyce, Maggie Swanson, and Anne Wood. The show focuses on a little robot who is composed of several spheres and other three-dimensional geometric shapes. The show was one of the earliest series that was fully animated in CG, and the first CG-animated preschool series. *Rolie Polie Olie* aired reruns on Disney Junior from March 23, 2012 – September 28, 2014.
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

***Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil*** (often referred to as simply ***Kick Buttowski***) is an American animated television series created by animator Sandro Corsaro, about a young boy named Clarence "Kick" Buttowski (Charlie Schlatter), who aspires to become the world's greatest daredevil. It became the 4th Disney XD original series and the first animated series. The show premiered on February 13, 2010, with two episodes airing the first day. Also the series premiered on Disney Channel Asia on May 28, 2010. There are two 11 minute segments per show. The show uses Toon Boom Animation software to achieve a Flash-style look. There are also some 3D-animated elements. The series is executive-produced and directed by Chris Savino. Many of the characters and situations were based on the Corsaro's childhood growing up in Stoneham, Massachusetts. The series ended after 52 full segments from 103 episodes on December 2, 2012.
The Wuzzles

***Disney's The Wuzzles*** is an American animated television series created for Saturday morning television and was first broadcast on September 14, 1985 on CBS. An idea of Michael Eisner for his new Disney television animation studio, the Wuzzles are animal creatures composed of half of one animal and half of another. Only 13 episodes of *Wuzzles* were produced, making it one of the shortest running animated series produced by Disney. One season later, *The Wuzzles* moved to ABC (which was eventually sold to Disney) for reruns, and disappeared from network television after that.
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

***Mickey Mouse Clubhouse*** is a CGI-animated interactive children's television series that premiered in prime time on Disney Channel on May 5, 2006. The program was originally part of the Playhouse Disney daily block intended for preschoolers. On February 14, 2011, it was moved to the Disney Junior block, serving as Playhouse Disney's replacement. It is the only Mickey Mouse program to be aimed at preschoolers. Even when ended, viewers still watch it. Production of the show was put on a four-month suspension in the spring of 2009, due to the death of voice artist Wayne Allwine, the longtime voice of Mickey Mouse. Production has resumed now that Bret Iwan has been cast as Mickey's voice, the latest in a series of performers who have voiced Mickey since 1928 (Mickey's original voice on film and later on television in most of his appearances from 1928 to 1961 was the character's creator, Walt Disney). Iwan's first performance for the show was with the episode "Mickey and Donald Have a Farm", which aired on November 5, 2012.
Timon and Pumbaa

***The Lion King's Timon & Pumbaa***, often simply referred to as ***Timon & Pumbaa***, is an American animated television series made by the Walt Disney Company, which ran from September 8, 1995 to September 24, 1999. It centers on Timon the meerkat and Pumbaa the warthog from the 1994 Disney animated feature film, *The Lion King*. The show ran for three seasons, with the first two seasons debuting simultaneously on The Disney Afternoon and CBS in the United States and on BBS in Canada, and the third season debuting on Toon Disney on January 1, 1999.
Cars Toons

***Cars Toons*** is a series of shorts based on *Cars*. The show aired on Disney Channel, Disney XD, ABC Family, and one was even shown in theaters. Its first broadcast was on October 27, 2008 and ended on May 20, 2014. From 2008 to 2012, the series consisted only of episodes of ***Mater's Tall Tales***. A new series of *Cars Toons* called ***Tales from Radiator Springs*** debuted on March 22, 2013.
Doanld's Quack Attack

***Donald's Quack Attack*** (also known as just ***Quack Attack***) was a television series on the Disney Channel and later rerun on Toon Disney, made to replace *Donald Duck Presents*. It featured Disney animated short films, especially those with Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy. Each episode lasted about 22–28 minutes, leaving some time for commercials.

Unlike the similar *Mickey's Mouse Tracks*, *Quack Attack* was run with a manic energy. In between the cartoon shorts, a screen would appear with a random background color (pink, blue, green, etc.), with a clip in the corner from a random Donald Duck cartoon. There was a thermometer with Donald's head on the bottom, called the "Quack Attack Meter". When the clip showed Donald getting angry, injured, or humiliated, the head on the thermometer would go up and make a dinging sound. This 10-25 second clip would appear 2 to 4 times per show, depending on how long the shorts were.

The credits for the show didn't name anyone. Instead, it stated "The cartoons in this program are the work of the animators from THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY over the past 60 years."

It wasn't possible to know what episode was going to be shown on any given day, but the show did feature showings of some shorts that don't show up on *The Ink and Paint Club* along with some shorts made by the *Fleischer* brothers, and clips from the animated features, such as *Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs*, *Pinocchio*, *Peter Pan*, and *Lady and the Tramp*.
Hercules: The Animated Series

***Hercules*** (a.k.a ***Hercules: The Animated Series***) is a spinoff and midquel to the 1997 animated film *Hercules* that takes on more Greek Mythological characters. The series premiered in syndication on August 31, 1998, and on Disney's One Saturday Morning on September 12, 1998. The syndicated series ran 52 episodes, while the Saturday morning run ran 13.

The series follows teenage Hercules training as a hero as well as trying to adjust to life. With his free-spirited friend Icarus, his future-seeing friend Cassandra and his teacher Philoctetes ("Phil"), he battles his evil uncle Hades. Like all teenagers though, Hercules has to worry about peer pressure when the snobbish prince Adonis ridicules him. The theme song is a shortened version of *Zero to Hero*.
The Land Before Time

***The Land Before Time*** is an American animated television series, based on *The Land Before Time* film series created by Judy Freudberg and Tony Geiss. It was developed for television by Ford Riley for Universal Animation Studios and Amblin Television (Amblin Entertainment produced the first film), and premiered on YTV in Canada for a test on January 5, 2007.

It was made as traditionally animated with computer-animated backgrounds, which the past sequels from *The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration* onwards have used, with occasional cel-shaded computer animated characters in wide shots. The main antagonists in the series are Red Claw, an evil villainous *Tyrannosaurus*, and Screech and Thud, two henchmen *Velociraptor*. The TV series takes place after the events of *The Land Before Time XIII: The Wisdom of Friends*, due to Chomper and Ruby being absent in that film.
The Shnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show

***The Shnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show*** is an American animated television series produced by Walt Disney Television Animation and aired in 1995 as a spin-off of the show *Marsupilami*. The show was Disney's attempt to do a more "edgy" cartoon in the vein of *The Ren & Stimpy Show* and *Rocko's Modern Life*.
TierraPlana Wiki

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Flex Gauntlet

The flex gauntlet, also known as the infinity flex, is a very dangerous and powerful weapon. It is the only known weapon that can counteract Thanos' infinity gauntlet.

## History

After Eitri forged the infinity Gauntlet for Thanos, he secretly created the designs and schematics for the Flex Gauntlet, which would be able to stop the Infinity Gauntlet. The mighty Phil Swift eventually uncovered the blueprints and forged the Gauntlet from Flexanium and Phil Swiftium. This allowed for a deadly combination of Infinite potency and invulnerability.

## Abilities

The Flex Gauntlet was designed to hold six of the 'flexes', better known as the Flex Seal family of products. When used in combination, their already impressive powers make the wearer able to patch, bond seal and repair anything they desire (it even works underwater!). It was assembled by Phil Swift as he took the flexes from all over the universe.

## Recorded Uses

This is a record of the times that the Flex gauntlet was ever used. So far, it has only been used once.

**First use: (Infinity War)**

Its first use was during the infinity war after-after-after-credits. After Thanos snapped his fingers and wiped out half the universe, Phil repaired it with only the flex gauntlet. He then used the gauntlet to banish Thanos, sealing him away in a pit underground beneath 10,000,000 layers of flex seal.
ThorCanon Wiki

**Welcome to the ThorCanon Wiki!**
Welcome to The ThorCanon! This site is dedicated and aimed towards archiving and detailing the characters, events, and places which pertain to the fan-fiction inspired from the Star Wars Universe. All fanon content on this wiki should never contradict true Star Wars canon, drastic diverges from this philosophy may only include Planets, Locations, Characters and non-contradictory events.
Larry the Cable Guy

Larry the Cable Guy was one of Phil's Captains in the Vietnam War. He now is a comedian, TV star, and the voice of Mater in the movie Cars. Phil blessed him with a country accent and a jolly vibe as well as making him one of the first true Minor Gods on the planet after saving his life from a bullet.
Flex paste

Phil swifts newest invention FLEX PASTE its super THICK and wealds itself to any p\*\*\*\*y it will always stick to your closest loved ones. but don't try to eat it tastes just like Phil swifts abbs (trust me I would know) even though it's thick it still can block "securely" the cause of all depression, and Hapara.
Flex Diamond

A mythical object, very little is known of the flex diamond's origin. Many say it was created by Phil Swift by condensing the excess power he could not store in his physical form without destroying half of all life in the universe into a secondary storage. Others however argue that the artifact was created at the same time or even before the creation of Phil himself. Additionally, It is rumored that any who wield the Flex Diamond gain unrivaled ability to patch, bond, seal and repair (it even works underwater!), as well as the properties of the diamond itself. For this reason it is suspected that the diamond may be directly linked to the same power source Phil himself uses.

It is said that the diamond originally drew all of its power from the same source as Phil Swift; However during the Great War Vince with shamwow stole the Flex Diamond and attempted to corrupt it with the vile shamwow. Fortunately Vince's evil experiment backfired and the Flex Diamond gained the Absorptive abilities of the shamwow. Vince was subsequently absorbed by the Flex Diamond and sealed away for all eternity to be bit on the tongue as an additional power source for the artifact.

Said to be made out of the purest [[Flexanium]], this object is the hardest known thing in the universe; it is unknown if the even the godly power of Phil can saw it in half. It is rumored that in the year 2089, Phil will take this gem and try his hardest to saw it in half. If he succeeds he will make a boat out of the material, it will trigger the rapture and the true believers will be taken on a boat made of the remains of the diamond to Andromeda.
Camera Man

Camera man is an active member of the Flex Seal family of products staff, and one of the few confirmed Nine Prophets of The Holy Church of Phil Swift.

He was first seen when he and his friend Swil Phift in [[Kekistan]] were nearby a leaking bucket. Camera man could not see it, because it was meant for Swil. He is seen after helping Swil when Swil defeated the evil sect of the [[Duct tapers|Duct Tapers]]. After the duct tapers were vanquished, camera man worked with Phil Swift, and filmed many of the Flex Seal, Flex Tape, and other flex seal family products commercials.

Camera man is very good with cameras, fill swift suit he used a camera to track his friend Swil so he could help him save all the Flex seal from the Duct tapers.

## During The Great War

Camera man is left in charge of Philsville, while Swil challenged the mighty Liph Tfiws. Camera man kept the people calm while Swil was away.

### After the war

He left Swil after the great war. He then was recruited by Phil to film his commercials because of his skill with cameras. He is famous for filming the Flex seal extreme bucket demo commercial. Phil calls out to him, asking:

"Camera man you checking this out?"

## The success of Camera man

Camera man's success as the chief camera man of Phil's commercials has made him the greatest camera man in the universe.

## Trivia

\* Camera Man is first mentioned in the holy texts in the book of Extreme Bucket Demo, 2:45, by Phil Swift who says "Camera man you checkin this out?”
Morut Vencuyot

This article was created, wholly and entirely by Thorron Ordo, and is not to be edited by any other user without the permission of its author(s).
The author(s) of this article is Thorron Ordo.

## Societal Information

### Affiliation

* Mandalorians

**Morut Vencuyot**, also known as "**The Haven"**  was a Mandalorian Enclave location following the Great Purge . It was founded sometime after the Purge by Thorron Seran Ordo as a means for surviving Mandalorians to have a home and base of operations. It was located on the Outer Rim Planet of Er'Kit , and housed Mandalorians of various Major and Minor Clans, including Foundlings.

Prior to it's rehabilitation at the hands of The Mandalorians, Morut Vencuyot was a Slaver's Outpost; however was abandoned due to becoming an Anooba dwelling.
The Great Rebirth

## Events

On the 9th June 420, JonTron discovered the body of a god and decided to revive the god. On the 6th September 420, Josephi Krakowski left his barn in Alabama and hearing of this, went to Florida to see the Floridaman responsible for this legendary moment in the world. Phil Swift had come back. He went away and out to Alabama with Josephi Krakowski to make Flex Tape. He saw some leaky pipes to test it on.

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## The Greater rebirth

After discovering the leaky pipes, Phil realised the major damage and went to slap some Flex Tape on the pipes and discovered that it can repair boats that get sawed in half and can even work underwater.
Flex Tape

### General Description

Flex Tape is the super strong rubberized tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair. It is super strong, and even works underwater. Flex Tape comes super wide. It can survive in the toughest conditions. Flex Tape was introduced to us mortals by Jonus Tronus, who made a video called "Waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE."

## Uses

\* Fixing leaky pipes which can cause MAJOR DAMAGE

\* Emergency auto repairs

\* Easily patch large holes

\* Marines, campers, and RV's

\* repairing a boat you or someone else cut in half

\* Open heart surgery

\* reunifying Soviet Russia

\* Dabbing with broken arms

\* Fixing a broken marriage (shown to be slightly more effective than placebo)

\* Flexing on the haters

\* fixing your dog

\* Making a noose

\* to fix a leaky bathtub so you can bathe with your beavers

## What it's made of

It is made from Phil's own celestial blood and tree sap converted into tape form.
Pope Philip Swift II

He was born in Champagne, France in 1033 from his two parents, Phil Swift (''Who used the Flex Diamond to time travel from 1967 to 1032 in an event called 'Phil's time adventure''') and some random hoe.

As a child, Philip Swift II's father overran the Vatican and became the pope of the Catholic Church (Pope Philip Swift I) and replaced it with the Church of Swift in 1047. But in 1048 Phil time traveled back to 1969, leaving Philip Swift II to become the pope.

In 1078, Swift II became angry with the Church of Swift, for the clergy had lost sight of his Fathers proclamation to find a portal to [[The Flex World]], so he reformed his church and set out to find a portal into the Flex World. Swift II finally had his big break in 1091 when he found a portal into the Flex World that was being used by the Muslim Cosmonauts in the holy land for rubber exports.

Philip Swift II is the pope credited for starting The Crusades. He also reformed the Church of Swift which is now known as the Swiftian Reformation.

Pope Philip Swift II died in 1099 due to his irrational thought of 1100 being the end of the world, so he swallowed Flex Seal. His body has not been found, but rumor has it that Phil went back in time again to take his sons body to The New Great Rift.
The Phil Swift Archives Wiki

## Welcome to the Archives

This is an archive of pages from the now terminated 'Phil Swift Wiki'. Most pages were not able to keep their original photos and formats, so most will only be text. Not everything is here yet, but right now there are 26/250+ pages recovered. This is still an ongoing expedition and will be updated upon new discoveries. Every page will be backed up in its own text file in case of another takedown. Enjoy the archives!

## ARCHIVES

Phil Swift

Church of Swift

The Holy Church of Phil Swift

Flex Tape

Flex Seal

Flex Seal Liquid

The Great War

Liph Tfiws

Swil Phift

Camera Man

Liph VS. Swil

Liph VS. Phil

The Saw

Flex Diamond

PHILLL

JonTron

Jonus Tronus

Josephi Krakowski

Duct tapers

The Crusades

Pope Philip Swift II

The New Great Rift

The Flex World

Flex Fiend
Phil's Flex-Rides

## Flex-rides

Phil Swift over many years have created and destroyed many Boats and Buggies. He has made a confirmed 41,068 Flex-Rides. But most of his Flex-Rides where lost to the great fires of the USS Iowa's exploding turret fire.

## The Flex buggy

This version of the Flex Buggy may not be the first he made but the importance of the Flex-Ride is, well, important. This is the Buggy that Jon Tron destroyed after Phil shot Josephi Krakowski, one of Jon Trons closes friends.

## The Flex-shark

This creature has been seen killing Phil on his boat rides but his supreme power and Flex-products has saved him more than once .The Flex-shark is also known as SCP-5001 due to it's sheer level of intelligence and powerful Flex-bite. It is not harmful to any human of any form but is hostile to Phil for some weird reason.

ima to lazy to finish this.
Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero

***Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero*** is a Disney animated television series produced for on Disney XD. It follows Penn Zero, a boy from the suburbs who inherits the coolest job ever – part-time hero and leader of a team of good guys who zap to other worlds to save the day. Jared Bush serves as executive producer and writer for the series and Andy Levine is the series' executive producer and director. The five-minute pilot aired on October 16, 2012.
Swift City

Swift City is essentially the Jerusalem of the Church of Swift. It is where Phil first started his preaching in 1047, and one of His favorite places. It is also where Liph Tfiws and Phil Swift fought, where [[Vladimir Putin]] died and was resurrected, and where Phil first created the Dab. It was also [[Pope Philip Swift II|Philip Swift II]]'s main motivation to start The Crusades in 1096.
The Saw

Wielded by Phil Swift

The saw is the original tool used by Phil Swift to saw the first boat in half. It was created out of Phil Swiftium.

It was idle, until it was used further in The Great War.

After the great war, it was covered in reverse flex seal to make it even better at cutting.

Stephen Hawking believed that The Saw had the abilities to create wormholes if the conditions were right. Camera man and Josephi have dedicated themselves to unlocking The Saw's abilities

A true weapon to be feared (Phil Swift for SNES item description)
Flex Seal Liquid

Flex Seal Liquid is the common drink of the gods most commonly consumed at the international god convention (IGC) where gods from all religions gather to brag about how many people worship them. All gods drink the all-powerful Flex Seal Liquid to show respect to the most powerful of the gods, Phil Swift.

Flex Seal Liquid is great for first aid. If you get a cut on your wrist, fill it with Flex Seal!

Flex Seal Liquid is also known as the top-selling condom company. And really helps during no nut November as it seals your penis hole

It can fix '''MAJOR DAMAGE; '''if you break a leg, arm, or other appendage just dip it in Flex Seal Liquid and you're good to go. Flex Seal Liquid is an extremely '''THICC''' substance that is used as the handle {{Consiousness\_and\_Body}}of Thor's hammer. It can also fix your broken heart after a toxic relationship. Please feel free to buy 3000 cans and coat your home with it. It is pretty good.                                                                                                              Yummy Yummy flex seal

Phil Swift creates flex seal from the ancient rivers.they cost 42069 milion dollars.if you are not a memer or god do not try this.

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Phil Swift the god of gods and his box of gifts miracle &quote;I sawed this boat in half&quote; products hey there &quote;Now thats A LOTTA damage
Flex periodic table

The Flex Periodic table is a table of 16 elements.

1. flex tape
2. flex seal
3. flex clear tape
4. flex diamond
5. flex plane
6. flex flex
7. flex llama
8. flex lite edition
9. flex diamond lite
10. flex plane lite
11. flex clear glue
12. flex glue
13. Flex music
14. Flex Paste
15. Flex Cannon
16. Flex Boat

This is the flex periodic table. The flex periodic table was founded by the pope swift III the 3rd born. After Phil swift got paid as pope. his son took over and made a new discovery. After failing school and getting "Expelled for breathing too loud" he got to make the 1st periodic table. When that happened, He hired mini swift human dummies to advertise his project.

Phil wanted to make the table real so he made the secret society of the Illuminati to make the table real.

in 867 bc, He found a god material to fix things and to destroy buckets and boats called "Flex Tape". Boom 1st element.

When he got flex tape he found power so he went up to a volcano and tossed the flex tape in and got flex seal.

Next, he ripped the black part off of flex tape with his god laser eyes and made Flex Clear Tape.

Well, the flex diamond and plane. yeah, they were made from him sawing 100 boats and destroying 100 buckets. A reward from his father.

Flex Flex was made from him flexing over flex tape.

Flex llama was made from him taking an axe to cut down trees. A llama ate some flex tape powder. He used his titanium muscles and his giant stomping boots to fuse the 2 together

8, 9, and 10 were made the same as 4 and 5 but just with 1000 boats and buckets.

Flex clear glue was made from him throwing flex clear tape in a volcano so yeah.

Flex glue was made from a gorilla giving him gorilla glue and he fused the 2 together.

Flex music was made from the Flex tape secret society where you gave gifts like tomatoes to Phil swift II. A guy named Arizona made 10 bucks to get his element of music. Yeah he got dat money for dat element

Flex paste was made from him throwing flex seal white down a volcano so yeah I should stop talking about volcanos.

The flex cannon and flex boat is made from special flex tape called god flex so his dad gave him power for the next 2 elements. He used them in a pirate war. Yeah

His flex tape was the 1st origin to the table so let's appraise the flex tape and hope we get a 17th element.
The New Great Rift

Phil had ignored JonTron's advice and made Mega Flex Tape and Jon was so angry that he decided to get a boating license. He then went and drove the Ever Given boat but tried to turn in the Suez canal. (What a sissy). He got stuck and had to call on the powers of the Flex Seal gods to saw the boat in half and repair it with only Flex Tape. Phil had proven that he ain't anything to f\*\*k with considering he had tortured JonTron with his greatest fears so much, Jon turned to Youtube. With JonTron gone, Phil brought Pope Phillip Swift II to make Mega Flex Tape.
Swil Phift

In the year, 6969 AFT (After Flex Tape), the religious sect known as "[[Duct tapers|The Duct Tapers]]", known for its extremist views on the religion, rose to global power. The Duct Tapers, with their mighty power, stole all of the Flex Seal in the world and refused to let it go. Phil Swift saw this, and took pity on humanity. And thus, Swil Phift was born. Swil Phift, born in Kekistan, spent most of his early days crying over all the boats and buckets with un-sealed holes within in them. At age 20, he came across a leaking bucket, and no matter how much water leaked out, the bucket never lost its water level. Swil saw this, and called over his friend, [[Camera Man]], and said "Camera Man, you checking this out?" but nay. Cameraman couldn't see what Swil saw, for this miracle was only for Swil to behold. The bucket then spoke to him, telling him of his purpose in life to once and for all destroy the sect of The Duct Tapers, which was an abomination in the eyes of Phil. Swil took his trusty roll of flex tape (which no matter how much he used, never ran out) and went down to the land of Kektopia, where the evil Duct Tapers lived and told their leader "Johnson Johnson" to let his stash of Flex Seal go. Johnson said no, making Swil leave with his head lowered. He fell upon his face, and the Lord appeared and told Swil to go back to Johnson telling him if he refused to let his seal go, he would bring 69 plagues upon the land. Johnson said "O Shit" and gave Swil the stash of Flex Seal. Swil led the Seal, and with the help of his friend Camera Man, gathering the followers of Phil from Kekistan, through the desert for 420 years. He performed many miracles throughout their journey and received the 10 Seals upon Mount Lakshor. He finally lead them to the promised land "Philsville" where holes do not exist. They lived there, with Swil as their eternal leader. Swil and Camera Man then went on to be the greatest prophets of Phil, except for [[Jontron|JonTron]].

## Corruption and downfall

After the birth of Liph Tfiws, the perfect reflection of Phil, Swil left Philsville, and put Camera Man in charge. Swil went to fight Liph with his newly acquired knowledge and power he received from Phil. Swil was left powerless, and was defeated. He was brainwashed, and under Liph's control (but then was saved by the mighty lord himself.

## After the war

After the great war, Swil returned to Philsville, and spread the message to the people that the war was over. Camera Man told Swil that he must go and help Phil, for Phil's work was not yet finished.
The Rivalry with Shaggy

In 2017, Lord Swift mistakenly allowed a man to fall toward a different god. This man eventually found the soul of the mighty rival god Shaggy. Phil tried everything in his power to stop him from gaining power, but it was too late. Shaggy's fans became cultists, thereby growing Shaggy's power so that it was equal to Phil's. They had a battle that annihilated the planet UB-005-3, the only other planet with intelligent life forms, from ever existing. The earth shook, chaos reigned for a year.,but when all seemed lost, Phil turned the tides by summoning Shrek. Shaggy was defeated, but not dead. To this day, he resides inside the movie star known as Mathew Lillard. He is still to be killed to this day...
Seraph Cell

This article was created, wholly and entirely by Thorron Ordo, and is not to be edited by any other user without the permission of its author(s).
The author(s) of this article is Thorron Ordo.

## General information

### Notable members

* Thorron Ordo
* Reksis
* Eirsa Eldar
* Sep-Toh Dui
* Kayel Rook
* R2-Y3 'Rusty'

## Historical information

### Reorganized

* Mandalorian Resistance
* Massassi Group

## Other information

### Affiliation(s)

* Alliance to Restore the Republic

> "*We're not Mercenaries-
> No. We're Rebels.*"
> ― Reksis and Eirsa Eldar, to an Imperial
>
>

**Seraph Cell**, or **Seraph Group** was a large rebel cell that became part of the Alliance to Restore the Republic and fought against the Galactic Empire during the late Galactic Civil War. The cell was led by Commander Niala'lo'kun, partially led by Thorron Ordo and comprised of predominantly ex-mercenaries, bounty hunters, Mandalorian Warriors, ex-Hutt Henchmen and Kage Warriors, respectively.

The Organisations origin traces back to crew of 'The Seraph' , a C-ROC Gozanti Cruiser and its crew at the time, whom were bounty hunters. This included Niala, Thorron Ordo, Reksis, Eirsa Eldar and later Sep-Toh Dui, Kayel Rook and R2-Y3 'Rusty'.

With the collapse of Gholu The Hutt's Cartel, and later the destruction of Azula Kryze' Reaper- many remnants of these groups would rally behind Sep-Toh Dui's minor network of pirates and mercenary collectives. This minor network, numerous Mandalorians of varying clans, Rook and many more would later come together and form The Seraph Cell, or Seraphs.

In 1BBY, Seraph Cell would act accordingly and work alongside the larger Mandalorian Resistance that had broken out in the Mandalore Sector, lead by Bo-Katan Kryze . In due time, the Seraph Cell would splinter as Niala and Sep-Toh Dui would go on to take the remnants of Gholu's Cartel and join Massassi Group, as Thorron would gather his Mandalorians to fight in the Mandalorian Resistance.
Jontron

Jontron is the man who spread the message of Phil Swift to the masses. The only true prophet of Phil Swift.

He also has a bird named Jacques who skullfucks him on a regular basis.

He also became famous by creating a holy book known as 'The Broble' which provides useful knowledge such as if it is okay to eat mormons
Flex Fiend

Flex Fiend is one of the strongest titans created by Phil Swift during the creation of the Universe. It has the ability to bend all Flex Seal Family Products to it's will, and is made of pure [[flexanium]]. It is the guardian of The Flex World. It is portrayed as the stand of [[Jontron Higashikata]] in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 9.
Crossroads

***Crossroads*** (Yohansa Wilkinson) works for The Blacklist (Group) and is in control of their Emergency Facility.

## Quotes

### In The Blacklist

* *(To Amelia)* “You have to track them down before they do anything reckless, but you cannot kill them, we have questions, and we need them answered. I’ll contact Shaunna and tell her the news. Crossroads over and out."
Liph VS. Swil

After Swil Phift had defeated the Duct tapers with his great power, and with the help of Camera man, Swil had given the people of Kekistan the promised land of Philsville. Swil had found out that Liph Tfiws had been born and became a traitor to Phil Swift, Swil took it upon himself to stop him. After receiving much knowledge and power from Phil himself, Swil decided to take on the menace of Liph. Swil and Liph had come face to face at the ruins of the Duct Tapers' former place of worship. Liph comments on how foolish of Swil it was to leave Philsville, for he would have not been so vulnerable out here. Swil tells him that he needs to stop Liph, and he will do it in honor of Phil and his teachings. Swil took his trusty roll of Flex Tape, and latched onto a large boulder to attack Liph. The two fought for many hours, dealing blow for blow with each other.  The broken land of the Duct Tapers was barely intact after their fierce fight. Liph then reveals to Swil how powerless he is against him.

"You see Swil, you are but a boat in my eyes. About to be sawed in half." Liph tells Swil.

"I think I'm gonna need a bigger rock." Swil mutters to himself.

And Liph then attacks Swil, dealing a major blow upon him. Swil falls, screaming in agony. Liph cackles.

"NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!" Liph exclaims, cutting Swil in half. "Now to show you my power, I sawed you in half! I'll repair you with only Flex Seal!" Liph did as he said, fixing Swil up with only the flex seal he had. No visible mark could even be seen. Swil, taken aback, falls to his knees. Liph, using his powers, takes control of Swil.
Diana Kerber

***Diana Kerber*** is the owner of the Strategic Support Unit (SSU) in The Blacklist. She later becomes the main antagonist in The Blacklist: Reunited and the owner of the International Assassination Agency (IIA).

## Quotes

### In The Blacklist

* “Penny, Jess. You're promoted.”
* “Hey, girls. Having a shout and not inviting me, huh?”
* “Penny, Jess. It’s not your fault. They were jerks anyway... We’re gonna get revenge on these bitches.”
* "No, that's not right. I've lost my mind. We need to team with them, not start a war! Cancel everything you've done, we need to get in touch with Toby Rieper."
* "You are Ralph Lindsay, I suspect?... You're a fucking maniac, you know that, don't you?"
* “Thank you, Penny. For everything. Go find Jess and please be careful. Both of you. I don’t want to lose my best agents.”
* “I. Will. Ruin. The. Blacklist.”
Darkwing Duck

***Darkwing Duck*** is an American animated television series produced by The Walt Disney Company that ran from 1991 - 1995 and 1996 - 1997 on both the syndicated programming block *The Disney Afternoon* and Saturday mornings on ABC. It featured an eponymous superhero anthropomorphic duck, with the alter ego of Drake Mallard (voiced by Jim Cummings). It is the only direct spin-off of *DuckTales*.
The Holy Church of Phil Swift

The Holy Church of Phil Swift is a Church that preaches from the articles on this website, causing it to be commonly known as Phil’s Bible. It is a denomination of the Church of Swift that is less focused on Phil Swift's incredible preaching, and is more focused on the stories of Phil and individuals and events related to Him.

## Beliefs

Those that are members of the church worship Phil Swift, who is himself a member of the Pantheon of Flex. As such, most worship is centered around the subject of Phil Swift and his products. The mighty God of the flex shale rule upon every single mortal in this world. as the Phil Swift bible states "no one shale betray the church of the flex or they will perish in the 9th hell of the deep web.'' The holy text of the Phil Swift bible is the most and the only holy text in this meme review.

## Leadership structure

The church has a specific leadership system.

# Ministers- Teach followers

The above individuals are to be treated as authority, and with the greatest respect. All Fridays every minister agent needs to send jojokes, meme compilation

To find a church near you, call 1-800-Phil-Swift
Jess Derby

***Jess Derby*** is Penny Steiker's best friend and works for the Strategic Support Unit (SSU).

## Quotes

### In The Blacklist

* “We’re getting promoted again, aren’t we?”
* "Before you think we're trying to get you, take some time to think about this. Who is your actual enemy? Who is the one who actually actively tried to get hold of your agents? Not us."
* “THEY’RE CALLING US! THEY’RE CALLING US!”
* “Okay, well, try not destroy everything.”
* *(Ralph - "What is that?")* "I don't know, shoot it."
* “Well… Buckingham Palace is under attack.”
Jonus Tronus

Jonus Tronus (''Jon Tron)'' is one of only two known prophets of Phil Swift, who chose to endow him with knowledge of the FLEX''' '''SEAL FAMILY. Jon was once a normal man with his normal boots until one he was chosen. Jonus watched in awe not believing the true power and strength of the FLEX SEAL FAMILY or even of Phil himself.

## Early life

Prior to his exposition Jonus was no stranger to the knowledge of the Universe already having a vast knowledge of video games and bootlegs. With this knowledge Jonus sought to educate those less fortunate than him.

## Encounter with Phil

After going to a local pub and catching an infomercial starring Phil Swift, Jonus set out to learn as much as he could about the God of Flex. After viewing his powers firsthand, and even being taken to Phil's personal dimension, the Flex World, Jonus became one of the Prophets of Swift.

## Trivia

Despacito 2 to be released as confirmed by NASA
The Flex World

"It's not Heaven, it's better. It's the Flex World." - Phil Swift. Flex World is where you go when you die if you follow the orders of Swift.

Flex World is the magical world of the Flex Tape line of products. It is a magical rainbow rubber land with rivers of Flex Seal and magical Flex Grass Colors. Phil Swift is the ruler of the Flex World although no other subjects, except presumably his legal team, can be seen.

Flex World was once fought over during The Crusades.

Flex World is protected by the Flex Fiend.
Charlotte Lindsay

***Charlotte Lindsay*** (Previously Charlotte Riley in The Blacklist) is Ralph Lindsay's wife.

## Quotes

### In The Blacklist

* “Ralph… I wasn’t angry at you. I knew you’d be back because I know what type of man you are."
* "Ralph, you need to tell me something... Will you be back?"
* “Yeah, sure, do what you have to do... As long as you come back."
* "You're a good man, even if you don't tell yourself so. You don't kill for fun; you kill for duty.”
* “Ralph. You didn't kill anyone who was innocent. All those deaths - they had a purpose.”