Andaron Saga IF/Quotes

## Turn-Based

I didn't design this piece of shit map. Send any complaints to Dsnoon.
vs  Hailey

Hey, someone actually used my waifu? You must be a person of culture.

I should have picked a better build.

Are you checking enemies stats and inventories?
vs  Galahad

> **PH**Haaa... Galahad! My greatest Creation!**Galahad**...?

I can't believe we didn't have any items slots left for a gun. This blows...

I wrote the script for this game. Now I'll script your death too!

Yeah, they didn't let me have a bottle this time around. I guess we had to give you guys a fighting chance.
###  Faolin

vs Any

I've been defeated. No problem, I'll just annoy someone else.
###  Zeldacrafter

vs Any

> **Zeldacrafter**Prepare for trouble.**Chel**And make it double.

vs  Thea

> **Zeldacrafter**Ah, Thea! It's cool seeing you in postgame!**Thea**Who the hell are you? How do you know me? Get anywhere near me and I'll punch you in the teeth!**Zeldacrafter**Please do!

vs  Aylanda

> **Zeldacrafter**Hey Aylanda, can you do me a quick favor? I really love the look you had in the final chapter, It's one of my best sprites. Can you switch to that?**Aylanda**What?[Aylanda switches to her old sprite.]**Aylanda**Uh???

vs  Emilia

> **Zeldacrafter**Sniff... Look at this hat... One of my finest works... And to know it rests on the head of a monster girl enjoyer... I have been blessed.**Emilia**Monster girls?! Where?**Zeldacrafter**You would enjoy our world so so much, my sweet child.

vs  Elmer

> **Elmer**Wow, he's JUST like me!**Zeldacrafter**Uh?? Who, me?**Elmer**It's like looking in a mirror!

vs  Rodd

> **Zeldacrafter**Rodd, my beloved!**Rodd**Who the heck are you?!**Zeldacrafter**Without me you'd have died alone in a puddle of your blood.**Rodd**What**Zeldacrafter**Still sad they didn't give you a PRF called The Swrod tho.**Rodd**Can you please stop?

vs  Aisha

> **Zeldacrafter**Like it or not, this is peak Zeldacrafter performance. Genetically engineered Zelda portrait right in front of me.**Aisha**What the hell are you even talking about?!**Zeldacrafter**Nothing in particular. Now let's see who the best pirate in Aurora is!!

vs  Miriam

> **Zeldacrafter**Eyepatch gang!**Miriam**Ew. Get anywhere near me and I'll break your spine.**Zeldacrafter**Awesome!

vs  Ashe

> **Zeldacrafter**Tell me, Ashe, why do you think it is that birds fly?**Ashe**So they can burn their wings as they approach the sun!**Zeldacrafter**Nice answer lmao.

vs  Khepri

> **Zeldacrafter**Hi Khepri!**Khepri**Hi!**Zeldacrafter**...**Khepri**No funny dialogue?**Zeldacrafter**Sorry, Miss Nagatoro.

vs  John

> **Zeldacrafter**John! What a Joy to see you, my best Buddy! I'll go easy on you, I don't want things to be too Painful!**John**Do I know you? And why are you saying "wink" out loud?**Zeldacrafter**Because I genuinely can't wink. I have two eyepatches.

vs  Caroline

> **Zeldacrafter**Caroline, I know you will never canonically hear this. But let me tell you: You are heckin' cute and valid.**Caroline**Uh... Thanks?**Zeldacrafter**I can fix her...

vs  Aubrey

> **Zeldacrafter**So badass!**Aubrey**Thanks for the compliment... whatever you are.**Zeldacrafter**French.**Aubrey**No idea what that is, but it must explain a lot.**Zeldacrafter**I'll let you get back to girlboss gatekeep gaslighting!

###  Chel

vs Any

> **Chel**Prepare for trouble.**Zeldacrafter**And make it double.

###  Treatstar

vs Any

Tu no vas a entender esto.
###  Ephraim225

vs Any

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another addition of me kicking your ass.
###  Sietje

vs Any

I hope you liked the cutscene images.
###  Shuusuke

vs Any

The red units don't stand a chance. Blue and green are playing co-op! Let's prevail, together!
###  CyanYoh

vs Any

Fighting us is a bad idea. You could try just seizing.
###  Abundy

vs Any

Before you blame me for this map being bad. I didn't test it. No one did.