Da Empra’ Boyz

The perils of the warp are many and within the myriad of cosmologies, alternate timelines, and nexuses of impossibilities. Tzeentch, in his unfathomable plans, plucked one such impossibility from unreality and tore it from the nightmarish dreamscape of the warp and hurled it  kicking and screaming into our reality.

**Thus were born the Empra’ Boyz.**

## A Fictional History

The Empra’ Boyz come from a warped version of reality in the nightmarish confines of the warp. It is a “what if” story that was never real, a whisper in the warp of some profane vision, that Tzeentch made real. In this reality “Da Empra’ ” rose to fight a klan of gitz to become “da biggest boss”. Eventually he had sum gene-sons of his own he called “Da Primieys” and used their spores made himself da biggest army dat ever lived. These were his “Space Boyz” and of them Da Empra’ said:

"Dez are my finest warriorz. Dez orks give of themselvez ta me. Like green clay I gunna mold dem, and in da furnace of war forge them so they big-strong. Day will be of iron will and steely muscle and have a lot of bit teeth. I’ma put dem in big and thick armor that’s the best and give dem the shootiest guns. They gonna be able to smash anything and eat whatever they want. Dez boyz gonna be smart and use taktiks n’ stuff so that no foe can beat them up. Day gunna be real tuff on the Terror. They are the Defenders of da other boyz. They are my Space Boyz and they aint’ gonna fear nuffin’."

Da Primeys and their klans were:

1. Da Big Cat - Da Darkies
2. [Forgotted]
3. Sparkles- Da Pretty Boyz
4. Da King Mekboy- Da Klanks
5. Boss Speedfreak- Da Priests of Kult of Speed
6. Da Wulf- Wulf Boyz
7. Rogal Dorn- Fist Boyz
8. Scare Boy- Kommando Klan
9. Wing’ums- Bloody Boyz
10. Da Udder Mekboy- Da Metal Lads
11. [Forgotted]
12. Meanboss Killgore- Da Cutters
13. Morkshadow- Da Empra’ Boyz\*
14. Da Zombie- Zombie Boyz
15. Da Red Un- Da Weird Boyz
16. Gorkshadow- Da Empra’ Boyz\*
17. Da Priest- Da Shamans
18. Da Forge Boyz- Da Wrench Lads
19. Da Shadowshadow- Da Birdz
20. Da Purple One- Da Purple Legion

\*They both wanted to be called this so they were both called this and they fought about it a lot.

(There were two other ones but they forgot about them.)

Chaos did a thing and tossed the two of them into the warp and Da Empra’ had to go find them with his boyz. They reunited and beat up a bunch of people while they did it and came back. However, some of the Primeys didn’t like Da Empra’ and scrapped with him. Turns out this was because of Chaos and Da Empra’ got big mad about it. They fought a lot and a lot of them died or became daemons or sump’ten. Da Empra’ was injured and went to sit on a big chair. He’s not really dead but not really alive. No one has seen him in like a really long time though. Orks don’t keep good records so a bunch stuff happened after that but they didn’t write it down. They talk a lot about fighting aliens and these savage humans and stuff. Some crusades happened. Lots of orks died (they were clear that more aliens and daemon died than orks though- this was very important).

## A Twisted Fairytale Made Real

On the world of Ongrus III Tzeentch enlisted the services of the greater daemon Marleon. This daemon was a powerful sorcerer and had long gazed into the infinite realities beyond the veil of reason so he was able to hone in on the orks of this twisted dream. The plan was to lure a thousand space marines on Ongrus III and exchange them with their unreal counterparts. To do this they captured a custodes and 2 inquisitors and, through the machinations of Tzeentch, ensured that the Imperium would send The Sacred Sons to try to extract (or kill) the hostages. The Sacred Sons were an unremarkable chapter who were newly formed and when they approached the planet they were greeted with genuine battle. Marleon allowed his forces to be beaten back and once the entire chapter had dedicated itself to the fray he enacted his ritual.

In exchange for the planet, all the daemons on it (including Marleon), the entire chapter of the Sacred Sons, the custodes, and the 2 inquisitors, and the corpses of 20 other space marines Tzeentch summoned for the unreal chapter known as “Da Empra’ Boyz”.

The big question is “why”.

No one but Tzeentch seems to know but it seems to be important given how much he sacrificed to ensure his plan came to fruition. Since unleashing them upon the universe they have caused untold chaos wherever they have appeared and it may have simply have been because of the confusion

## Nature

Da Empra’ Boyz are a Klan of Space Boyz. It’s unclear if they were the legion born from the gene-seed of Morkshadow or Gorkshadow (making them the equivalent to either Ultramarines or the Luna Wolves, it’s unclear). Now finding themselves in the “real” universe they believe themselves stranded in The Warp somewhere in some twisted version of their reality (then again, who is to say they’re wrong?).