Genre Bird Salesman

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**Genre Bird Salesman** is an eccentric shopkeep with stalls all across Orchestria, his origins are mostly unknown, though there are some fan theories proposing he is one of the Vocalists from the Southern Lands.

## Appearance

His overall garb is noisy and confusing. His clothing appears to have been originally a simple black suit, however, whether this was done over time as a repair job, or is somehow a willing choice, portions of it have been removed and replaced by patches or entire sections of different color.

For instance, his left sleeve is entirely red, mimicking the String Kingdom's colors. Though there is also a patch of orange stitched onto it, presumably to mimic The Kingdom of the Harps. His left glove is all black, however his index finger is green, his middle finger is blue, his ring finger is purple, his pinky finger is white, and his thumb is red, all of which seemingly mimicking the main 5 kingdoms of Orchestria. His left sleeve is green and clad in Brass Kingdom armor. His left glove is entirely black. The area between his sleeves and gloves is yellow on both arms, though whether this is body-paint, flesh, or another piece of clothing is unclear.

His left lapel and right half of his pants are a simple blue with a yellow patch on his pant leg, most likely in reference to the Woodwind State and Acapella Canaries respectively. His right lapel and left half of his pants are purple with black pinstripes and a white patch on his pant leg, in reference to the Key Kingdom and Percussion Kingdom respectively. His undershirt is white, again in reference to the Percussion Kingdom. There is also a large teal patch on the right side of his suit jacket, most likely in reference to the Bell Kingdom.

He also wears a black tie, black belt with a silver buckle, and a black top hat with straps of fabric wrapped around it of almost all 5 kingdoms, except Percussion. To represent Percussion, there is a patch of white stitched onto the top of his hat. He also wears a yellow, black, and orange Acapella Canary mask atop a silver hood. His shoes are black with silver soles, black laces, and yellow tongues.

He also is usually seen carrying a bird cage, though in the image it is empty, it will contain a different genre bird depending on which shop he is at. At Pugilists' Pets, it contains a Ballad Falcon. At Celesta Summons, it contains a Ragtime Raven. At Adventurer's Aides, it contains a Metal Vulture. At Cornettino Companions, it holds a Marching Eagle. At Hero's Helping Hands, it contains a Country Owl. And, at Genre Bird Warehouse, it contains an Acapella Canary.

## Personality

The easiest way to summarize his personality would be to say eccentric. He speaks in a very stilted whispery way, extending random syllables. He also almost always speaks in rhyme.

## History

Though quite mysterious, he is a well respected vendor among every kingdom. He has one shop in each major main-story area of each kingdom, though for whatever reason, he refuses to ever set up shop in any capital city other than Tuba Town.

## Trivia

* Due to a combination of his odd manner of speech, his lack of adherence to a specific kingdom, and his association with Acapella Canaries, it is a commonly accepted fan theory that he is actually one of the few remaining Vocalists from the Southern Lands.