California King

*"For the worthy"*

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3

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62.5

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-15

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60 seconds

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30

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10 Days

**“**This dish is gruesome.**”**
–Wilson

**“**It would be better if it were on fire.**”**
–Willow

**“**I will defeat drink!**”**
–Wolfgang

**“**What do I have left to lose?**”**
–Wendy

**“**HIGHLY IRRATIVE COMPOUND CAN CLEAR NASAL UNIT**”**
–WX-78

**“**Would be useful if I were suffering from allergies.**”**
–Wickerbottom

**“**That better not be what I think it is.**”**
–Woodie

**“**What foul amalgam is this?**”**
–Maxwell

**“**A challenge in a glass?**”**
–Wigfrid

**“**Surely we've eaten worse.**”**
–Webber

**“**What on earth is that?**”**
–Winona

**“**I don't want to touch this thing again....**”**
–Warly

**“**I'll slip some in the others' drinks!**”**
–Wortox

**“**Smelly drink**”**
–Wormwood

**“**Glurgh... this is bad drink!**”**
–Wurt

**“**I'd dare Wortox to finish the whole thing!**”**
–Walter

**“**There's no timeline where I'd find this appealing.**”**
–Wanda

**“**Ooooo, this is nice drink.**”**
–Winky

**“**Entire being, begging not.**”**
–Wathom

The **California King** is a meat type food item cooked in the Crock Pot. It requires a Wobster, Ice, Barnacles and a Pepper. It takes 10 seconds to cook.

California King will temporarily alleviate Hay Fever without the need of a Goose Mask or Plague Mask for 1920 seconds (or four game-days). When eaten, it restores 3 Health, 62.5 Hunger and -15 Sanity.

Due to it's extremely specific recipe, you have to go out of your way to make it, which usually isn't worth the effort put in. However if made it will provide you with a long lasting Hay fever immunity buff.

Consuming the California King will tint the screen orange for a long period of time.

## Tips

* Given the specific ingredients the dish calls for, opportunity to cook California King only strikes when one already has the farms on hand. While barnacle is hard to sail to, it's easy to stockpile.

## Trivia

* The California King's name and appearance is a reference to a fictional drink featured in the Regular Show series, called the Mississippi Queen, which it self is a song by Mountain.
	+ This reference goes even further as the name "California King" is a reference to how Maxwell held his final performance in San Francisco, California, and became the ruler of the Constant after being transported there.

* Characters have quotes when the Hay Fever immunity buff starts.

**“**Huh, it wasn't that bad.**”**
–Wilson

**“**Ha Ha HA!**”**
–Willow

**“**I AM.... mighty?**”**
–Wolfgang

**“**I have a feeling I will regret that.**”**
–Wendy

**“**NASAL UNIT CLEANING IN PROCESS**”**
–WX-78

**“**It's getting hard to concentrate.**”**
–Wickerbottom

**“**Here we go again...**”**
–Woodie

**“**That was probably a bad Idea.**”**
–Maxwell

**“**A warrior can!... can?**”**
–Wigfrid

**“**We did it! We finished the.... the..**”**
–Webber

**“**Whew!**”**
–Winona

**“**Oh no! Here it comes!**”**
–Warly

**“**I've been pranked!**”**
–Wortox

**“**What**”**
–Wormwood

**“**Glargh!! Tasted terrible! Knew me wasn't supposed to eat this but did it anyways!!**”**
–Wurt

**“**I can handle this.**”**
–Walter

**“**Oh botheration...**”**
–Wanda

**“**Feeling Ahahah ha ha ahh. Buzzy.**”**
–Winky

**“**Yes, good drink, drinkgoodyes, drgrnn...rgg..**”**
–Wathom

* Characters have quotes when the Hay Fever immunity buff ends.

**“**Who am I again?**”**
–Wilson

**“**I want another!**”**
–Willow

**“**Wolfgang feel better now.**”**
–Wolfgang

**“**That honestly wasn't that bad.**”**
–Wendy

**“**NASAL UNIT DEBRIS REACCUMULATING**”**
–WX-78

**“**Were the benefits worth the visual impairment?**”**
–Wickerbottom

**“**Lu- Lucy is that you?**”**
–Woodie

**“**I think I prefered the throne over that...**”**
–Maxwell

**“**I have regained my senses.**”**
–Wigfrid

**“**What happened?**”**
–Webber

**“**Aww! Better not do that again!**”**
–Winona

**“**I would rather not do that again.**”**
–Warly

**“**That was terrific!**”**
–Wortox

**“**Huh**”**
–Wormwood

**“**Never gonna do that impossible thing ever again! Gotta tell someone how that happen!**”**
–Wurt

**“**Wo.. Woby? Is that you?**”**
–Walter

**“**I feel like rewinding to a point before I ate that.**”**
–Wanda

**“**Ah, I am not feeling buzzy anymore.**”**
–Winky

**“**Am I dead?**”**
–Wathom