The Lady's Room

These T.V. RABBIT-FEARS on my SICKENING-SET are going SLAY-WIRE, FIENDS!  Oh, well, AT BEAST it picks up CHILLING-CHANNELS like SLAY B C, THE HELL-MARK CHANNEL and SHOW-SLIME that I PAY-PER-SPEW for aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.  SHRIEKING of PUTRID-PROGRAMS to watch, try this one about what goes on in the back in...

There was a gasoline station over in the countryside of southern-Indiana, back in the summer of 1971, where a young hippie couple walked into one day.  "Max, I have to use The Lady's Room sweetie" the hippie lady said to the hippie guy.  "Alright, Jeanette, I'll pay and wait for you" Max said in reply to her.  Jeanette went into the room with the sign on the door that read, "THE LADY'S ROOM" on it in capital, yellow lettering and Max walked into an aisle of the store then.  He walked to the counter with a bottle of Budweiser Beer.  "$1.95 for the gasoline and $2.99 for the beer plaese buddy!" the cashier behind the counter said to Max with a grin and Max paid him the money.  "Thanks man, have a groovy day" Max said to him with a smile.  "Thanks you too" the cashier answered, turning on a transistor-radio.  The Beatles sang "Eleanor Rigby" on it and Max stepped outside and drank his beer then.  A second hippie couple walked passed Max and into the gas station.  The hippie lady went into The Lady's Room and the hippie man went through one of the aisles.  Six minutes later, Max checked his watch then threw out his empty beer bottle, going into the gasoline station.  "What's taking my Wife so long in there?" Max asked the cashier.  "I will go check buddy!" he answered.  The Beatles were singing "Yellow Submarine" on the transistor radio then.  The second young guy looked at Max, saying: "yeah, mister, my Wife also is still in there".  The cashier went into The Lady's Room and there was a man standing with a gun, aiming his pistol at Jeanette and the other woman.

"HEY, BUDDY, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" the cashier shouted at the gunman.  The gunman turned around and pointed his weapon at the cashier.  "MISTER, MOVE AND I'LL SHOOT YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD OFF!" he screamed in response.  "I shot a lady to death early this morning after you opened this place and she and I came in.  It was when you had gone out back for something and then I hid inside here" the gunman explained to the cashier, saying with wide eyes.  "Now, I can just shoot all of ya to death and leave with a lot of the gas station's money and merchandise!!!" he shouted.  Then the voice of a lady in a bathroom stall started moaning all of a sudden.  The two hippies, the gunman and the cashier all spun around and eyed the restroom stall.  The door of the stall opened and out walked the living-dead zombie of the lady.  Her skin was dead white, pale and rotting, her eyebells were gone and her straight dark-brown hair was long and ratty.  Jeanette and the second hippie screamed at the freakish scene of the corpse stepping towards them in her yellow mini skirt, pink blouse, and red high heels.  The flesh of the zombie was cracked, torn and ripped all over her dead body.  The cashier cringed and screamed.

"I am not letting you kill these ladies or man like you did me mister" the decaying-zombie moaned, saying to the gunman.  He shot at the living dead woman with the bullet hole in her rotting, pale forehead, but she still moved to him.  Jeanette, the second lady and the cashier ran out of The Lady's Room then, screaming.  The gunman was ceased by the corpse and she stuck her rotting-fingers of pale-white his screaming-mouth, moaning at him.  The cashier, the one hippie couple, Max and Jeanette heard the pistol go off and gasped in surprise and shock.  The two couples rushed out of the gasoline station and the cashier locked the door of The Lady's Room.  Twenty-five minutes later, two policemen came into the gas station.  Inside The Lady's Room it was now dark and the door opened.  One of the cops flipped on the light switch, but the lights were out.  The two cops turned on their flashlights and investigated.  The shined their flashlights onto the dead body of the gunman sitting against one of the walls.  Then they shined their flashlights on the zombie's red high-heeled-shoes that stuck out from underneath the door of the last restroom-stall.  One of the cops flung-open the bathroom stall, finding the decaying-zombie of the lady, sitting in the darkness on the floor.  She opened her decaying-mouth of rotting teeth of yellow and the rotting eye lids blinked, as the cops saw her empty-eye-sockets of black.  The zombie started moaning once again and then smiled at the police, causing her dead-skin to crack and split some more.  Then she stopped moaning and let out a loud shriek.

THAT WAS A GAS eh, kiddies?  In a GAS STATION that is hee-hee-hee-hee!  Jeanette, the second woman and the CASH-FEAR looked quite FLUSHED when they saw the zombie of that lady.  But OF CORPSE she knew that there was ROOM FOR ONE GORE in THE LADY'S TOMB I mean ROOM with her assassin heh-heh-heh-heh!