01/10/23: A Somewhat Good Day Minus Mean People ^-^"

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### Genre

Action/Adventure, Dark Comedy, Superhero Fantasy

### Theme(s)

Anger, Complaining, Cyberstalking, Disdain, Harassment, Name-Calling, Poor Customer Service, Psychosis, Stalking, Superficiality

### Featured Weapons

Oak 5B Sticks (cameo), Rage Sword, Verum Vita

## Credits

### Artists and Writers

Khaliq Trevor X

**01/10/23: A Somewhat Good Day Minus Mean People ^-^”** is a gag story appearing in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe created and written by Khaliq Trevor X. It's a part of 2023 Mid-January Exams Volume 1.

## Synopsis

A curmudgeon woman rants about her phone card being too expensive and its service being poor to a disgruntled man who is fed up with hostile, and argumentative customers. He is referred to as *Entertainga Rager*. The woman’s frustration results into an argument between her and Rager. A confused Damon Bradley video game avatar, who spawns into the Plaza Keeps store, continues shopping for the fabled Gayman Prism 5’s external hard drive, when he overhears the argument, Bradley dubs the woman a “Phone Card Granny”. According to the Bradley avatar, their anger will result in the appearance of Wraith Diseased. Some few minutes later, a heavyset older black woman appears with other unfriendly associates, when they see the Bradley avatar and footage of him walking the store. She is referred to as, Faceless Walma Stalker.

The lady spreads negativity by insulting the video game avatar and calling him “ugly man”. Even telepathically speaking to a random Caucasian man and Asian Plaza Keeps associate. They notice the Damon Bradley avatar and grin, preparing to dig into making fun of his appearance. The random caucasian man and Asian associate wet themselves from the excitement as does a few black male associates. The unprofessional and downright toxic Plaza Keeps associates just about appear to have an orgasm from the thought of bullying an “ugly” customer who they have heard about from toxic social media and Worthyzone associates whom have taken unsolicited videos about another Damon Bradley. While Bradley seems to not know about the Faceless Walma Stalker, he continues to the front, but Wraiths swarm the store due to the hostile and terribly evil dispositions of the store’s associates. The Phone Card Granny and Entertainga Rager is seemingly killed by Wraiths during the chaos. Despite earlier and the two hostile people’s interactions, the Bradley avatar tries to save them but he himself is swarmed. Unable to save him, the Bradley avatar continues towards the front and encounters the Faceless Walma Stalker again.

This time the woman has surfaced in Customer Service and is spreading “ugly man” and "nobody likes him” insults to an attractive, heavyset hispanic girl in the area. The Hispanic girl has a nosebleed, drools and suffers a mild seizure before being consumed by Faceless Walma Stalker’s negativity. The girl jumps over the counter and squeals like a demonic pig, knocking over a customer and chasing after the Bradley avatar. He quickly spins around and casts the Time Magic-based spell, Time Out to inhibit the girl due to her laughing at him, and being unfriendly. As he leaves, Faceless Walma Stalker squeals in more Pig Latin for people across the Sardine Rd. Plaza Keeps to seek out “the ugly man nobody likes” and “make his life more of a living hell than when he goes to work and anywhere in the city or other parts of the state”. The Bradley avatar successfully leaves the store, with the store’s doors slamming and injuring the deranged store associates and equally strange customers.

The associates and customers squeal like pigs and punch items, shopping carts, and even *each other.* Daniel Goldberg then appears, and grabs his crotch as he hums Kennedy Dark’s hit song, “Brawlin”. Faceless Walma Stalker screams and charges after Daniel, cursing him and threatening to throw possibly supremacist cops, and warehouse bullies on the Rage Knights. Daniel doesn’t care and kicks the woman into an attractive young black girl named Miah Godlow. The two women explode into a radiant light with the Faceless Walma Stalker squealing and running throughout the floor like a wildebeest-like creature. Daniel laughs before being joined by Midlore Winkstein. The Midlore West-Stein multiverse counterpart winks at the defeated customers and associates who mumble epithets and death threats against the “goddamned ugly man”.

## General Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Damon Bradley (Videogame Avatar)
* Daniel Goldberg

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Asian Plaza Keeps Sardine Rd. Associate
* Caucasian Plaza Keeps Sardine Rd. Associate
* Miah Godlow
* Midlore Winkstein

#### Featured Diseased

* Faceless Deforesters (mentioned)
* Stalker-Women with Cameras (Diseased)
* Wraiths

#### Featured Antagonists

* Faceless Walma Stalker
* Phone Card Granny
* The Entertainga Rager (Justin Jobber)

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* This story mentions Gayman’s Prism 5, a gaming console that amplifies homosexuality, women worshiping, and the ability to phase physical bodies, while entering the digital world.

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*