Husband-Man (Main Universe)

***Husband-Man*** is one of the most Roofless and Cunning villains in E-Dam’s rogue gallery. Many say he has gotten away of 87% of crimes he has committed.

He is described by many of his friends as “discusting.”

He is a founding Memeber of T.E.R.R.I.F.C.

 Biography

### Before Becoming Husband-Man

#### Gofflinlop

Gofflinlop is a Symbiotic creature created when the idea of Reality become reality, it’s believed to be the last Sentiment creature to be made before the invention of progress and Evolution.

The creature finds corpses, reanimates them and fuses with them to become one individual, A individual with memorie of two people.

Thought out History it has fused with many individuals, some of the more popular are: Adolf Hitler, Kernel Qaddafi, Kermit the Frog, The entire cast of friends, famous 18th century poets, Oscar Wilde & Fap.

#### Fap

Felex Abrasion Partners or Fap to his friends. Was born on the 7th of September 1969 to a hobo father and a Cakemaker Mother. Growing up he was repeatedly bullied by his Classmates for being a Fat, Weird, little cunt who had a Fetch for stealing the head masters pencil and wiping it with his Sweat soaking p.e uniform. Beacuse of this he had to repeat primary school three times.

At the age of 38 He became obsessed with internet sensation Ray William Johnson, he would spend 17 hours a day waiting by his laptop, naked for a new episode of Equals Three. Whenever he would watch an episode he would Sweat uncontrollably, this is because a bit of his humanity is fighting the urge to masterbate and the energy needed to stop himself is equal to that of a average man doing a 100 mile at the Olympics.

In 2019 His Imaginary girlfriend Rosetter William Johnson bought him a XXXL Equal Three T-Shirt from the Mirch app. Unfortunately it was two small and when Fap got his neck through the collar it strangled him to death. The police described the death as “suspicious“ and a murder was suspected.

His body was in the morgue for a few days when Shelly Holme, a mind controlled slave to Gofflinlop Decided you’d be the perfect host. So Gofflinlop fused with Fap and became Husband-Man.

### Early Life

The fusing of Gofflinlop‘s God-like behaviour and Fap’s Sexual Frustrations combined to become a hated for vigilantes, Pacifically ones wearing blue. The very idea of E-Dam Boiled his blood and so he vowed to take his revenge on him.

### The Coronavirus

Husband-Man was at a huge risk when a virus known as Covert-19 hit the world. It was believed that if he got the illness he would die Instantly and explode with the force of 10 New killer bombs. As such his next-door Neighbour, a Wax work reconstruction of Daniel Craig put Husband-Man in a Dog cage for his and everyones safety.

## Relationships

### Enemies

* The Flamboyent Pedo
* E-Dam

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* (Information needed)

## Trivia

* He’s Quoted saying “I’m not Gay, Despite Ray William Johnson making me wish I was”
* He weighs so much he’s actually collapse Banks by opening a savings account.
* Rumors to be married to the mythical being known as Wife-Woman, This isn’t true however.
* Ray William Johnson has a Restraining order against Him.
* He‘s in the Guinness book of records for having the most equal three merchandise in history.
* His tears have magical Properties despite nobody knowing what they are.
* Prefers wearing a Hoody to a vest.
* Haven’t seen one Riddick film.
* The T-Shirt that killed Fap is missing.
* One’s got locked in the attic and somehow escaped through the basement.
* It seems like his body can survive during subzero temperatures despite there being no scientific or magical elements to support it.
* When is upset he likes to pretend he is a wolf and howl at the moon.

## Behind the scenes

* The character was created by:Adam Boyes during a night in lockdown.