Pokémon GO - Sephirothsword57 Review

**Pokémon GO** is a mobile game originally developed by *Niantic* and published by *Nintendo* for Android and iOS in 2016. The version **SephirothSword57** review is presumably the iOS version.

## Episode synopsis

**SephirothSword57** is sleeping in his bed as a voice from another room calls him over for breakfast. After failing to respond, a figure walks over to him and angrily demands he wakes up. **SephirothSword57** agrees, giving his limbs a stretch and accidentally places his hand on Nanami's breast, which she does not respond kindly to. **SephirothSword57** is then treating his bruises as Nanami is preparing breakfast for him. She presents a bowl of ramen, which **SephirothSword57** happily digs into. Nanami asks what he thinks of it, and he says with some apprehension it's the best ramen he's ever had. Happy hearing this, she turns towards the stove, and **SephirothSword57** spits out the ramen when she's not looking. Shadow enters **SephirothSword57's** home, claiming there's a *snorlax* nearby and mentions he's been playing the new **Pokémon GO** game, which makes **SephirothSword57** decide it's time to review it.

### The review

**SephirothSword57** mentions his childhood memory of capturing monsters to aid him in battle in the game *Persona 3 FES,* then decides to see what Nintendo's attempt at a similar game concept is like.

* **Lazy level design reliant on geolocation**
* **Robs the player of the relaxation of playing a JRPG**
* **The series is repetitive, each entry's only difference being the name**
* **Drawn-out battles**
* **No cool characters**
* **Excessive amount of random encounters**
* **Encourages animal abuse**
* **Highest count of game related deaths**

### Post-review plot

As **SephirothSword57** delivers his final statment on *Persona 3 FES* being one of the best role-playing games he's ever played, he is interrupted by Shadow who states he's reviewed enough Nintendo games for Nintendo to be resurrected. In disbelief, **SephirothSword57** asks what his one true friend means. Shadow explains Nintendo had placed a curse on the *Dragon Balls* **SephirothSword57** used to bring Shadow back to life, and that he's now a brainwashed, loyal servant. Nintendo's plan was to use Shadow to convince **SephirothSword57** to make powerful reviews of his games this season in order to rise again. Shadow then leaves to join his master, and **SephirothSword57** follows in pursuit. He catches up to Shadow, and tries to reach through Nintendo's brainwashing. Shadow says he doesn't have time for this and reluctantly attacks **SephirothSword57**.

After trading some blows, Shadow states he's captured every *pokémon creature* in the world while **SephirothSword57** has been making reviews, and summons a *pikachu*, which swiftly targets **SephirothSword57** with *Firaga*. After recovering from the attack, **SephirothSword57** explains while Shadow was capturing monsters, he had been capturing demons and summons his own *Orpheus* to do battle with the pikachu. After the dust settles and **SephirothSword57** declares his victory, Shadow is nowhere to be found.

## Gallery

An accidental handfulShadow the pokémon masterTrying to reason with Shadow before the showdown
## Trivia

While this is Nanami's first on-screen appearance, she was present near the end of Super Smash Bros. as she was ringing the doorbell.

Nanami had yet to recieve an official name at this point, and is refered to throughout the video as "cousin-san."