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Attack Episode 151

Blythe Wiedemann

Yaniv Fituci

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> "A HUNDRED DOLLAHS FOR A HAMMAH!"
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The Attack episode 151 aired on 11 April 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

We opened with Alex pleading with Kevin to do one more show in the old studio and Kevin telling him no (and making board game puns). As soon as Kevin left, Alex told everyone that they were doing one more show anyway!

Alex had a flashback to all the times someone had gotten hurt on the show, but it was interrupted by a flashback of Evanne's giant boobs from a couple episodes ago.

A hammer salesman (Kevin) stopped by selling hammers for $100. He smashed a hole in the set wall when Alex tried to get him to go away and then told the camera "Every hundred dollars, a hammer finds a home right here on the set!" Evanne was very concerned that Kevin would see the hole in the wall and they'd be in trouble.
The hammer salesman, whose name we learned was Devin, came back and smashed the set periodically throughout the show.

Corrado heard the set was being destroyed and took the opportunity to practice his graffiti tagging. His spelling was not quite up to par, leading to "Hail Satin" and "Nothing reelly matress" being painted on the wall. Alex "covered it up" with a picture of Kevin.
Kevin came by to see what was happening in the studio and make sure they weren't doing the show. He was easily fooled by the picture.

Alex threw a medicine ball at Blythe and it smashed her face in. She died. Kevin was none the wiser because Alex put that picture on her lifeless corpse.
Corrado tried to break the world record for opening bottles on his head, but only got to one because he gave himself a massive head injury and died.

Devin came back and Alex tried to chase him away with a hammer. He missed and smashed some of the set himself!

Yaniv accidentally hanged himself with an electrical cable and died.

Alex showed footage from the 70's TV show his dad starred in, "Officer Kicks."

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* The new Gears of War 4 trailer
* LegendaryLea said an awful thing about cancer kids

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and lots of set destruction!
Attack Episode 191

The Incredibulge (Alex Corea)

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> "I probably won't be back, but it's great to see you again!" - Sara
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The Attack episode 191 aired on 31 August 2016. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Sara Jean Underwood, since Alex died in the previous episode.

Sara talked about going back to school and finishing her degree, and getting sponsors that pay her to travel and be outdoors.

Sara gave hiking tips that were laden with accidental sexual innuendo and discussed her love of farts.

Kevin thought he heard a noise on set and discovered Curt Squirtsky, Nature Hunk (Alex) hiding and observing Sara. For science. Kevin remarked that Curt looked a lot like Alex, but he denied it. Curt pretended to be bitten by a snake so that Sara would help, but Kevin beat him with a baseball bat until he ran away.

Sara discussed her experience going to Japan for G4 and running the Ninja Warrior course.

There was a knock at the door from Detective Drip Nipley (Alex), busting the show for showing footage that NBC owns. It was another thinly-veiled effort to grope Sara that went wrong for him and he left.

Sara and Kevin discussed the Star Wars Car Wash bit from Attack of the Show, her obsession with Kevin James, and her Bustice costume.

There was another knock at the door, this time from the Incredibulge (Alex)! Kevin quickly outed him as Alex in disguise. Alex admitted he just wanted to get a kiss from Sara but didn't know how to act. Sara agreed to a kiss, but only behind a sheet of plexiglass. Alex got so nervous that he threw up all over his side of the glass during the kiss. Sara was kinda into it and continued.

After the bit, Kevin brought Alex out to introduce him to all the new viewers as the usual host of the show. Then Kevin kissed him right on the mouth!

TPOTSWIC followed, but was interrupted by Sandeep Parikh challenging Sara to a Dangerbox! The box contained a raw chicken! After more TPOTSWIC questions, Sandeep brought out another Dangerbox for Sara that contained a puppy! The last Dangerbox contained a fake spider on a stick and it was hilarious!

The show closed out with everyone playing Urban Pictionary and Sara punched Alex, as per tradition.
Attack Episode 188

"I die so that he may live!"

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> "I think he was saying something where you get a nice big thick black thang in your hands you get real, real excited."
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The Attack episode 188 aired on 24 August 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ify Nwadiwe.

Ify explained "edging" to Alex.

Ify explained the allure of public masturbation to Alex.

Alex showed some Overwatch fan fiction art from Tumblr, and D. Va fan art held Ify at gunpoint.

Ify brought up the fact that Alex was supposed to get tackled by Los and the booth played a clip from the previous episode. Alex left Ify to fend for himself at the podium while he set up booby traps around the office to injure Los, and when those didn't work he broke Los' knee with a hammer. As Los lay dying on the set, Ify called for a doctor. A doctor (Jeremy) arrived, but couldn't help. But then his true nature emerged, and Jeremy became Dr. Butts! He gave what must have been a stirring monologue, but we couldn't hear it because his mic was off. Then Dr. Butts spent the entirety of his essence to save Los.

The booth played a promo video for the upcoming "Attackle."

In "VRsenal," Alex tried to demo Hot Dogs, Horseshoes, and Hand Grenades, a very realistic VR gun simulator. Unfortunately it didn't work, because VR never works on The Attack.

Nice Assets featured an edit by **UpInDaDC**.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and Joey fixed the VR, so the show transitioned into a Let's Play.
Attack Episode 204

Mike Rotondo

Joey Thimian

Coral Frederick

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> "Bring it on, punk ass bitch!"
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The Attack episode 204 aired on 14 Oct 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Saige Ryan.

"Subasaurus" was retired and replaced by Jerry Dynfeld, a comedian dinosaur who likes to work his right-wing agenda into his comedy. At the end of his first set, Mike found the act so funny that he stabbed Liz to death and bathed in her blood. At the end of his second set, Blythe met the same fate.

Joey presented an Attack On Paper Mario Color Smash review.

Alex and Saige competed in "Paper Mike-O," where they painted Mike and Eddie like Mario and Luigi. Saige used a paintbrush, Alex used an inflatable hammer.

In a "This Was a Thing" segment, Socker Boppers were reviewed. Alex tried to get Saige and Coral to fight with Socker Boppers, but they weren't interested. However, when Coral said that she'd probably hurt Saige anyway, it was on like Donkey Kong and the battle began! The stunt was sponsored by Loot Crate.

After the fight, Alex and Saige answered TPOTSWIC questions.

This was Liz and Blythe's last show, and the show was closed out with a fan-made tribute video to them and to Mike Rotondo, Intern Kevin, and Sarah Atwood Sarine, who also were leaving that day.
Attack Episode 272

The Judges (Jeremy)

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> "Earlier today I was in the editing bay and I was hugging and loving and kissing everyone.... that might be an issue now that I said it aloud." -Erin
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The Attack episode 272 aired on 28 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex announced that this episode would be the season finale and there would be more intimate-style content on the channel until the move to the new studio was complete.

Alex and Erin tried to do splits and both failed miserably.

Commander Neigh Hoofstrong, one of America's finest horsestronauts, appeared on the show from the international space station! The Commander hurt his leg and a space farmer (Jeremy Hache) had to put him down.

After watching a Pile video of an improv group mixing different accents, Erin tried to mix British and Cajun to hilarious results.

Corrado demonstrated his choreographed Sailor Moon workout routine. The "judges" (Jeremy) gave it a "meh." rating, so Alex forced Eddie to join him as Sailor Jupiter. This changed the judges rating to "Dang, yo."

The show was sponsored by West County Gardener (promo code: Attack).

Alex did a field package where he got weapons training from Cold Steel for today's gladiator match.

Steeb the Weeb featured footage of Nick's adventures in the Harajuku district in the dress from the first Steeb the Weeb segment! Then he answered viewer questions.

Streams of the Week featured:

* **exbc'**, who got really drunk and fell in a bar on an IRL stream.
* **uccleague2**, where one of their commentators got caught with a mouthful of food when they went live
* **ClamTaco**, who won a duel in PUBG by playing dead, only to get headshot while he was celebrating.
* **jbellizzi253v**, who pulled off an insane motorcycle jump and double kill in PUBG.

The show was also sponsored by Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War 3.

TPOTSWIC followed, and they thanked **Prime** for a drill, Mkitsono1 for gear ties, Achorn316 for tape, and an anonymous donor for cable clips and sleeves.

Alex talked about what would be happening with the channel during the studio move, and they replayed Erin's Muay Thai field package while the gladiator battle was set up.

Finally it was time for the battle. Kevin reluctantly came out from his office to host. The match was tied 2-2 heading into the final round, and the action moved from the pillars to outside on the roof! The episode ended with a literal cliffhanger as Alex and Erin held on for their lives!
Attack Episode 248

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> "It's mammals. Mammals. We are mammals, but we have two legs. Are we the only mammal with two legs?"
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The Attack episode 248 aired on 3 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

On Front Page that morning Kevin said he was going to give Erin a Nintendo Switch, but she was late to work because she was sick. Kevin told Alex he could decide the Switch's fate.

At the beginning of the show, Alex revealed the running donation incentive: Save or Smash the Switch. Viewers could donate on either side, and if the difference between the two ever reached $1000 then that side would win.

Joey presented a Techamendations review of the Nintendo Switch.

In a new segment called "Jason Explains," Jason explained his conspiracy-laden thoughts on nutrition.

The show was sponsored by Creature Quest.

Nick presented another fake Attack On Breath of the Wild review. This time, because he was so tired from his 18-hour marathon Let's Play of the game the previous day, he simply pressed a red button that showed an "It's Good" graphic on screen.

Streams of the Week featured:

* **Hi5ToSafety**, who accidentally knocked all of his streaming gear onto the floor while celebrating
* **Jaxerie**, for not knowing the word "data"
* **ESL CSGO B**, who lost their spectator access to the game at a very inopportune time

The donation incentive reached a definitive "smash" and the Switch met the business end of a table saw and a sledgehammer! Then Alex revealed that the Switch they smashed was not Erin's and they gave her a new one.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC and a Switch subscriber giveaway!
Attack Episode 182

Mayron Baptista

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> "I have a perfectly good vagina! Why do we need a plan B?"
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The Attack episode 182 aired on 3 August 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anna Lore.

Anna was on a sugar high and jumped on Alex's back like a madwoman.

Alex played the now-famous Jennifer Murphy "I Want to be Ninja" video. Morgan Jay ("the guy who writes all of her songs") stopped by the studio and sang more racist songs. He also sang a song about bad woman drivers and Alex kicked him off the set. As he was having a realization about the error of his ways, Anna ran over Joey with a car somehow.

Prior to the show, Alex challenged Mayron to a race at the end of the show! The winner would get $100 from the loser and a portion of all the sub and donation money the show took in that day.

In honor of the new Alolan Pokemon, Alex showed off some of the show's other suggestions for new Pokemon.

A friendly police officer (Corrado) came by to give everyone ice cream, but when Alex refused he covered him in whipped cream and made him sit on a birthday cake (revenge for Alex doing the same to him in the previous episode). Mike and Joey both came out to eat some of the squashed cake.

In a "Pandermonium" segment, because the internet loves betting, Alex and Anna took all the money they'd saved this year ($170) and bet it on an online roulette spin. They bet on black and it turned up red. In order to save the bit (and the pandering) Anna flashed her genitals and the stream was banned.

Nice Assets featured an image by **saamp** and a video edit by **JesTr82**.

TPOTSWIC followed, and then Morgan played one of his songs while Alex changed out of his cakey clothes.

It was finally time for the race! Alex won, but only because Mayron stumbled.
Attack Episode 118

Blythe Wiedemann

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> "Some people aren't made of popsicle sticks, Evanne."
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The Attack episode 118 aired on 11 January 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

The show was sponsored by Loot Crate. Alex showed off some other box services that he'd come up with: Loot Grate, Suit Crate, Zoot Suit Crate, and Poot Crate.

Alex unveiled a week-long series of physical challenges between him and Evanne: AvEPvPHD2k16. He'd constructed a camera-and-headgear rig that shows the wearer the view as if in a 3rd-person game.

Evanne, Alex, and Kevin discussed their Friday night, where Kevin had tried to hook up Alex and Evanne under a romantic planetarium scene at his house, but they just used a laser pointer to draw dicks on it. Alex claimed Evanne made a move, but she denied it.

Alex tried to play a recut Batman v. Superman trailer, but Yaniv messed up the HDMI cable and ruined it.

Evanne did an impromptu one-woman show and then showed off her Jersey accent.

Alex set up for his AvEPvPHD2k16 run. Corrado was running float cam and was shown briefly on Alex's cam, which was the first time Corrado ever appeared on the show. Alex ran the course and made an average showing at best.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Gears of War 4 releasing early, this fall
* Vive Pre-orders start Feb 29
* Jupiter IO3 will be a 3G smartphone and a vape pen in one
* David Brevik stepped down as CEO of Gazillion Entertainment

#### In Depth

* David Bowie died :(
* Left 4 Dead 3 rumored (Alex showed some of his designs for characters)

* EU forcing Apple to make it easier to switch to Android. An Apple hate-fest followed, which was awesome because Apple is terrible
* AGDQ earned $1.2 million for cancer research
* Amplitude is awesome

Evanne took her AvEPvPHD2k16 run and was superior to Alex in every way, because of course she was. She also gave Liz a little smooch and it was adorable. Kevin and Alex made it creepy of course. Alex had to snatch cheese from a mousetrap as a punishment.
Mistake Messenger

Ninet (whose computer was dragged into it)

Jasper (kind of a fan, name creator)

**Mistake Messenger** is an alternate version of *"Mystic Messenger"* but in a more original and unique style designed by Jana.

## Origin

It started when Jana got bored out of nowhere and decided to use Ninet's computer to open MS Paint. Ninet is confused but then says "Are you gonna draw Mikey again". This sparks a bit of rebellious side inside of Jana. She replies saying, "No. I'm drawing an ikemen this time" and proceeds to draw 707 in a very different style. Since her favorite however, was Saeran, she decided to make him one too...by using the paint bucket tool to change the colors to match Saeran's color palette. All this masterfully done in a few minutes. (Yes, I do realize I'm complimenting myself in this article... ;;)

Jia Hui immediately takes interest in these two photos and immediately becomes a fan. Jana decided to complete the whole set of hot boys after being motivated by her new fan. She later on teaches how to draw in this style to further improve her skills in drawing. Jasper becomes the 2nd fan for this style later on.

After some time, this style was named "Mistake Messenger" when Jasper demands the photos in the Weedlyfe group chat and calling it by this name for the first time. Jana takes a liking to the name and decided to stick with it.

## Gallery

hot 707hot unownjuminyonsuzen (who was, sadly forgotten. This one is an edited by Jia Hui)A tragic comic of the two brother depicted in Jana's style
Attack Episode 250

1-2-Switcheroo

A meat salesman (Joey Thimian)

Coral Frederick

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> Alex: "Erin is a 12-year-old boy. It's all makeup!"
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> Erin: "Could you imagine? What if I was a 12-year-old boy?"
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The Attack episode 250 aired on 8 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

After one of Erin's signature stream-of-consciousness sentences, the booth debuted a new "The Less You Know" graphic to punctuate it.

Erin suggested that Breath of the Wild and GTA 5 are pretty much the same game, mostly because Link falls overdramatically. She played a video of BotW with GTA sounds and graphics overlayed to prove it. Link (Yaniv) overheard them calling him a drama queen, and when he made a move to stop them he fell down very overdramatically.

Erin had a seizure or something.

Link came back and fell overdramatically again. Then 2 doctors (Corrado and Jeremy) came to pick him up off the ground and fell overdramatically.

Jason explained Whole Foods in a field package with Alex and Coral.

Joey and Coral presented an Attack On 1-2-Switch review. Alex and Erin competed in real-life 1-2-Switch minigames, and Erin won because Alex had broken hair clippers, but it's OK because he cheated anyway.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* An unnamed streamer, who killed a horse in Breath of the Wild and was immediately solicited by a meat salesman
* **LastGreyWolf**, who called himself a golden god before walking himself off a cliff

Link came by one last time and tripped and fell all the way through the studio and outside into the street. He was hit by a car and died. Then a meat salesman (Joey) came by.

Alex and Erin thanked **MkItSoNo1** for gaff tape and Pringles. TPOTSWIC was skipped for time.
Attack Episode 234

Joey Thimian

Yaniv Fituci

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> "Shoop! Gotta poop!"
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The Attack episode 234 aired on 27 January 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. The new logo was unveiled at the end of the preshow countdown. Also, Erin was added to the show's intro.

Erin beat Alex in an impromptu limbo competition.

Erin did a field package from a Jerry Maguire VHS tape art installation.

Nick presented an Attack On Resident Evil 7 review (spoiler free!).

Erin did a Resident Evil IRL Camera Challenge, where she put on goggles that showed her the room she was in from a stationary camera, just like in the early Resident Evil games.

Streams of the Week featured:

* *{I couldn't hear his name},* for failing to win minesweeper with a 50/50 chance on the last square
* **Tasteless**, for perfect "Stayin' Alive" timing
* **PokerStars**, for failing to find the right camera
* **MightyMouse**, whose lady friend scared him while he was playing RE7 in VR. Yaniv startled Erin and she pulled his hand off, but Yaniv fucked the bit in true Yaniv fashion.
* **a 24-hour jumping livestream**, that was cut short in hour 4 because of terrible calf cramps.
* **an unnamed streamer** who was scared of his own sub noise. Erin got scared of the Attack sub noise and killed Yaniv.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 143

Mike Rotondo

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> "I just showed my dick!"
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> "That's alright, they didn't see much!"
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The Attack episode 143 aired on 23 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

The show began with a precut intro of Evanne being escorted to prison by Officer Corrado. Alex announced that later today she would finally pay for her crimes against the show.

Alex recapped the goings-on in The Azzack and unveiled the **attkDripWet** emote designed by **Mokka**.

Liz got caught trying to take an upskirt of Alex. Then Alex dropped a bunch of stuff from the skirt that he was "storing" up there and accidentally flashed his penis. It wasn't on camera, but Evanne and the whole crew got a show!

Alex and Evanne competed in the Super Sour Power Hour and ate limes, lemons, cider vinegar, umeboshi (Japanese sour plums), atomic warheads, and warheads covered in pure malic acid crystals. A donation incentive of $500 was set for them to eat anchovies covered in malic acid crystals.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* A rumor that Nintendo would limit Wii U production ahead of the launch of the NX (Switch)
* Leaked photos of a Microsoft event with scantily clad women dancing
* Google making a 3rd party keyboard for iOS

The donation incentive was met, and Alex and Evanne had sour anchovies with Liz, Mike, and KevCap! Troy Baker stopped by the studio for another project and was on hand to commentate KevCap's fish!

TPOTSWIC followed, and afterward Officer Corrado escorted Evanne to her trial.

A southern lawyer (Kevin) presented evidence that Evanne knowingly double-shocked Corrado in Episode 137. Evanne was given the opportunity to sing her defense but it was insufficient and she was shocked! She was also punished for disabling a shock collar to get out of a shock and for slapping Alex. Alex tried to force Evanne to eat a sour fish, but she took the shock collar off and went up to Alex and slapped him.
Attack Episode 90

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> "He needs some milk!"
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The Attack episode 90 aired on 9 October 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Alex talked about his daredevil past. Kevin and Alex discussed Star Wars Battlefront.

We learned that whenever someone is too high or gets hurt, "he needs some milk!"

Liz and Blythe both presented The Rundown. The "Bliz" and "Blizbians" contractions of their names began in this episode and would become a thing. It was done alongside a Keynote presentation, which would become the format going forward. They discussed:

* PS4 price dropping to $349
* Just Cause 3 trailer
* Team Fortress 2 Halloween maps
* Adobe "monument mode" gets rid of anything that's moving in your images
* Phil Spencer says he doesn't know if the XBox One will beat the PS4 in the long run
* Apple used 2 different suppliers for the chip in the iPhone 6 and 6S, and the smaller Samsung ones drain battery faster
* Rise of the Tomb Raider will have 300 microtransaction cards for side missions
* AT&T added wifi calling

The show ended with TPOTSWIC and they streambombed **SaraKateee**.
Attack Episode 99

Evanne Friedmann

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> Evanne: "Why do you guys have a shock collar?"
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> KP: "Welcome."
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The Attack episode 99 aired on 4 November 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira, Alex Corea, and Evanne Friedmann. This episode was Evanne's first appearance as cohost. Also, Black Magic gave the stream better cameras to use!

The show "restarted" several times for tech issues.

Kevin grilled Evanne about her conservative family. Then he grilled Alex about his ex-girlfriend Brittney who called him during a Let's Play stream the previous day. Evanne joined in and then Alex called Brittney on stream.

Evanne discussed so-called "Alpha males" and whether or not they actually get any.

At this point the show went off the rails because of a ridiculous number of Twitch subs. Alex rebroke Kevin's bad finger, making this two episodes in a row that he'd broken someone's finger.

"This is fucking bizarre right now. I feel like I'm in a K-hole."

At 70 subs, Alex offered to call Brittney again and ask her a personal question about when they had sex, but she didn't answer. At 100 subs, Evanne would get to shock Alex with a shock collar.

Britney called back, and they asked her what was the most unsexy thing Alex ever did while trying to be sexy. It was amazing.

Promos got on camera so Alex could talk about his hoodie.

Once the show finally got back on the rails, Alex introduced a "Fallout or Flounder" game where Kevin and Evanne would guess whether a quote was a complaint about the new Fallout footage or an actual bad game. At the end of the game, they gave out a Fallout 4 code before the embargo was over, but the code turned out to be for Earth 2160 instead.

Green Light District featured:

* Metal Shock Game
* Perevodnik
* Santa's Slave Drive (which was already down from Stream Greenlight when the show aired)

### The Rundown

Blythe presented, and talked about *The Babadook*.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Blizzard started a classic games division
* Xbox One backwards compatibility
* Hearthstone getting one week of co-op
* A person crossed the entire Fallout 4 map in 10 minutes

#### In Depth

* Need 4 Speed creative director says no paid DLC
* Google developed a way to autoreply to emails
* Battlefront giving free access to preorders

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and they ended getting a total of 104 subs!
Attack Episode 286

Cool Spot (Corrado Caretto)

Edward Estrada

Alan Ayala

Coral Frederick

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> "Shut up and just take it." - Erin
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The Attack episode 286 aired on 7 August 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin sung a song about a snake eating her.

After a Pile video of Witwix reacting to his live subscriber count on stream, Alex and Erin reacted to The Attack's! The count seemed to go up when Erin was onscreen and down when Alex was, but it turned out the extra subs were for Yaniv and his sexy jorts. Then everyone was buried in a pile of Emmys.

A guy with a beam sticking out of his heart (Rob) came by the set and stood up for his rights as an equal while accidentally braining everyone with his beam. That includes Jason, who was dressed as a clown again. He accidentally decapitated Eddie, Alan, and Coral, and then accidentally pressed the "Do Not Press" button in the studio and blew it up.

After a Twitch-only segment, App Attack featured "Saraha," an app that allows people to anonymously send notes to others. Previously, they asked the Discord community to send notes to Alex to be read on the show. They were mostly insulting, as would be expected.

In a prerecorded segment called "Dank Memeories," Sir Memes-a-lot (Steve Zaragoza) discussed the "My Body Is Ready" meme.

In Gostalgia, Alex and Erin discussed some C-list game mascots of the past: Cool Spot, Bonk, and Bomberman. Erin declared her love for Cool Spot.

After stopping down for pickups and BTS shenanigans, they staged a computer-simulated no holds barred wrestling match among the three mascots. Erin said that if Cool Spot didn't win, then Alex would get to hit her with a folding chair. Cool Spot DID win, however, and he arrived in the flesh (Corrado) and beat Alex with a folding chair instead!

The stream closed out with TPOTSWIC (quickly, because Alex was in considerable pain).
Attack Episode 51

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> "You piece of human garbage, Kevin! ...you're a steamy pile of DNA, but I can help you."
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The Attack episode 51 aired on 1 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

The Patreon "Wall of Shame" tier was unveiled.

Kevin lamented that he couldn't find love, so Alex brought out his latest invention: the Attack Supercomputer Systems 2000 Matchmaking Online Universal Female Finder, or ASS\_2\_MOUFF.

The Rundown discussed:

* Types of drugs and their biggest types of harm
* Pokemon Shuffle headed to iOS and Android
* iPhone 6 is in production
* Apple Music

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 65

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> "To be clear, we're not raising money for any charities. There's no speedrunning happening here, just two douchebags - two really average caucasian gamers with busted teeth on the internet. It's pretty amazing!"
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The Attack episode 65 aired on 3 August 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

There were a ridiculous amount of donations during this show, some of them ridiculously huge.

Alex discussed his battle with a bird in the studio. Kevin discussed Rhonda Rousey's dominance of MMA.

Alex practiced what to do with his hands while tossing to a break.

In Jonesing for an Indie Alex reviewed **Tembo the Badass Elephant** and Kevin played it.

Community member **R\_Silent** made a $5 donation that with the comment "screw Ramen tonight, get Alex some braces." This sparked off a long string of donation comments making fun of Alex, particularly his teeth. Alex's bad teeth would become an in-joke for a long time after this.

There were so many donations, Kevin couldn't get through the Squarespace ad read for about 15 minutes.

Community member **Shimokaji** sent a $1000 donation and Kevin decided to hit Alex in the crotch with a skull as a reward.

Liz presented The Rundown and discussed:

* Angry Birds releasing a sequel that will have several microtransactions
* Zoolander 2 teaser trailer
* Microsoft annoucing streaming PC games to XBox One
* Facebook annouced Internet supplying drones that fly for 90 days

The show streambombed **CiraCorellia**.
Attack Episode 95

Liz Forkin Kunert

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The Attack episode 95 aired on 21 Oct 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

The show was sponsored by Draft Kings.

Kevin announced the show's donation incentive: adding pumpkin spice flavored syrup to various food items to test if it made them better, $100 each. All the items were met before the end of the first Pile video! The incentive was increased to $1000 for Alex to do shots of the syrup. That was met before the end of the second video!

Alex was sexually attracted to a keyboard, so he threw a basketball at it.
Yaniv took a bite out of a dildo sandwich.

#### Attack Top Knews

* Battlefront will have 3 new modes and characters at launch
* Mythbusters is ending :(
* Star Wars The Force Awakens sold 200,000 tickets in 24 hours
* Twitch app on PS4

#### In Depth

* YouTube Red subscription service announced
* Konami is denying Kojima left the company
* Google offering free subscriptions to Google for Work to compete with MS Office

Dani Vierra appeared as a guest to discuss eSports betting, and Kevin and Alex put some money down on Draft Kings.

The pumpkin spice items were consumed. They intended to eat a blended concoction of all of them, but the habaneros were far hotter than any of them imagined and the show was derailed for several minutes while they all recovered. Alex did a syrup shot as per the wishes of the donors. Kevin mixed sardine juice in with the second shot and Alex nearly died.

The show closed out with an Assassins Creed Let's Play.
Attack Episode 276

Corrado Caretto

Jason Spence

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> "My dad took an advanced Segway tour in San Francisco and he fell down a mountain."
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The Attack episode 276 aired on 14 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

After a Pile video showing a car scoring a Rocket League goal without moving, Alex pointed out that Eddie is their best intern and gets tons of work done despite sitting there doing nothing. He filed and collated for Alex, beat Jeremy at ping pong, and made dessert for Corrado, all while sitting motionless. Erin tried to fire him, but was attacked by an assassin (Joey) working to protect Eddie. His throwing star missed Erin and hit Eddie in the chest, but it was OK because Eddie had been dead all along. Then Eddie's corpse drove off to Reno.

After a quick reset, Erin tossed to a prerecorded package called "For the Win," where Alex showed footage from gaming collected from around the internet until he was killed by Jason dressed as a stool.

As the cameras were repositioned and reshoots occurred, Joey manned the BTS cam and interviewed Joe Corea and Coral about the build for the upcoming stunt and talked to several members of the cast and crew.

Alex and Erin unveiled a real-life Portal sentry turret that fires 8 paintballs per second and uses a camera to track and aim at anything that moves. Then to close out the show, Alex completed an obstacle course in front of it and was horribly maimed.
Attack Episode 256

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The Attack episode 256 aired on 22 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex showed a video where the Attack editors had replaced dialogue from Pulp Fiction with Google's Japanese Translator's voice.

Then he showed off his hacked Google Home that ran his home automation software as "a character inspired by Roman from GTA 4." It didn't work.

Legan, the Attack PA that is just a pair of legs, was offended by Erin's insensitivity to her disability and left the set.

Jason explained the Internet.

The show was sponsored by Soylent (promo code "Attack")

Nick presented an Attack On Mass Effect: Andromeda review.... as FemNick.

Erin and Alex performed a Mass Effect-themed stunt where one was blindfolded and the other had to talk them through obstacles. It went.... poorly.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Stealthshampoo**, who rocked Counterstrike VR on stream.
* **Joshymoos**, who lost a speedrun of GTA San Andreas near the end in hilarious fashion.
* **League of Legends GameCon Tournament**, where a rando ran up to their camera and ended up with his ass hanging out.

Alex did another read for Soylent. The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 186

Intern Wes

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The Attack episode 186 aired on 19 August 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Megan Lee Joy.

Megan claimed she could name all the characters in Overwatch, and she nailed it with names like "Gorilla Man" and "Deadpool."

After a Pile video where some gymnasts were harassed by a bee while on the medal podium, Alex said that bees weren't so distracting. Then tried not to be distracted by a bee (Mike) bothering him on set. When it was too much to bear, he killed the bee with cell phone radiation that the government doesn't want you to know about.

In The Attack Olympics, Joey faced off against Nick ("Tan Joey") in an ice-cream eating competition. Joey won easily.

Nick cut together a review of the indie game "Videoball." Then he and Joey faced off in Videoball while Alex and Megan fed them ice cream. Nick won, mostly because Alex gagged Joey with an ice cream spoon.

Nice Assets featured a video edit by **JesTr82**.

TPOTSWIC followed.

It was Intern Wes' last day, and after a tearful ET-inspired goodbye he launched himself into the sun.
Attack Episode 215

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The Attack episode 215 aired on November 16, 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Kevin Pereira appeared, and used a shock collar on Alex whenever he said "uh," "um," or "here's the thing," which are common vocal ticks of his.

Alex and Erin competed in a "Spin Off" where they spun various objects - and themselves.

Sonja Reid guested and brought more pain.
Attack Episode 53

James Haffner

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The Attack episode 53 aired on 6 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Alison Haislip. Liz ran the board.

Community member FlyingQueso made a Squarespace site that featured Alex in pain and it was featured on the show.

Alex shone a light on the harsh world of Spaghetti Olympics training.

The AMERICANNON was brought back out to show off shotgunning a beer, Attack-style. This ruined Eddie's birthday.

Alex misunderstood Shark Week as "Shart Week."

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and Alison broke her mic and wept. The streambomb recipient was **Swifter**.
Attack Episode 190

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> "You are the most solid man I've ever touched." -Alex
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The Attack episode 190 aired on 29 August 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ify Nwadiwe.

Because of a typo, chat began typing "Shits fired" instead of "Shots fired," which became an Attack meme.

The show's intro was replaced with a special "Attackle" intro.

Alex mentioned a viral video of a guy masturbating into a McChicken sandwich. When Ify saw the video, he got very upset because that McChicken sandwich was his girlfriend! The McChicken (voiced by Mike) stopped by the set to visit Alex since he was the one in the video. Then Alex got arrested by a cop (Intern Kevin) because the McChicken was really just a McNugget.

Alex showed off the horror games he'd made, like "Alan Waking Up To Get To Work On Time" and "Taking Responsibility For Your Actions."

TPOTSWIC followed.

It was time for The Attackle! Alex tried to escape by giving Ify the slip with a salami hand and imprisoning him to dance to "Gettin Jiggy With It." Los hunted him down and carried him back to the studio. The Attackle promo video was played.

Kevin came out to host the main event! Alex again tried to escape, but was stopped by some hired muscle. Mike sang the national anthem poorly while dressed in drag. Then he sang the Mexican "national anthem," *Suavemente*. In Round One of the Attackle, Los charged Alex with the football and Alex was tasked with stopping him. It went poorly for Alex. In Round Two, a football was tossed to Alex and Los tackled him. It went even more poorly for Alex. Alex died. A memorial video for Alex played.

Since Alex was dead, Kevin said he had to cancel the show. The crew objected, so Kevin decided that he would host the show on Wednesday instead, and since he needed a cohost he called Sara Jean Underwood to host with him!
Attack Episode 23

Blythe Wiedemann

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The Attack episode 23 aired on April 20, 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

The episode featured Yaniv Fituci in a "99 cent store cooking competition" vs. Alex.

Blythe Wiedemann and Liz Forkin Kunert appeared onscreen, setting up the ingredients for the competition. This was Blythe's first appearance on the show.
Front Page 34

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Front Page **Episode 34** aired on 4 Jan 2017. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea. Nick Limon ran the board.

Kevin showed off stuff he's 3D printed. Los got Kevin 2 Christmas gifts that he opened on stream: some sweet green Nikes and a Fidget Cube.

Alex called Corrado over to show off Corrado's best instagram posts of the year.

Electric cars were discussed.
ASSA

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The **Attack Space Services Administration** (or **A.S.S.A**) is a division of The Attack that is concerned with aeronautics and spaceflight. Borrowing heavily from the engineering expertise of Alex's brother Joe Corea, A.S.S.A. has thusfar conducted three missions, all under the designation **Attack Space Shuttle For Long-distance Applied Playing**, or **ASSFLAP**.

It's worth noting that although A.S.S.A. is a space administration, thusfar all of its flights have employed weather balloons, which are incapable of reaching the 100km height that is the accepted boundary of space.

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## ASSFLAP 1.0

ASSFLAP 1.0 was launched on September 9, 2016 in Attack episode 193: Attack Space Services Administration. The vessel consisted of a styrofoam container hooked to a weather balloon. Inside was Gameboy Advance SP and an Arduino board for controlling it. It was also equipped with two cameras, one radio camera for broadcasting, and one GoPro for HD footage after recovery. The game in the Gameboy was Space Invaders. The game would be controlled on the ground by a modified model airplane remote controller.

The launch proceeded as per expectations, but immediately into the flight it was discovered that the Gameboy's screen was not nearly bright enough to be picked up on camera against the sunlight. At the time, it was widely believed that the Gameboy was not even switched on at time of launch, but later analysis of the footage has disproved this.

Since the game was not visible on stream, the game was unplayable and thus ASSFLAP 1.0 could not fulfill its mission of providing the first Let's Play from space.

ASSFLAP 1.0 was also a failure in another regard. The balloon was not filled with enough helium to rise to the altitude where it would burst and return to earth quickly. Instead, the balloon reached equilibrium and floated for several days. GPS signal was lost when the vessel was above the Pacific ocean, and it was never recovered.

## ASSFLAP 2.0

ASSFLAP 2.0 was launched on October 28, 2016 in Attack episode 209: First Livestream from Space. After the loss of ASSFLAP 1.0, an entirely new craft was constructed. This time with far more shielding against the sun, and using a console with a much brighter screen, the display was clearly visible on camera. Signal was lost early on in the flight, but the crew all joined hands to extend the antenna and signal was restored long enough for Alex and Saige Ryan to play a game of Space Invaders, thus successfully completing the primary mission.

After touchdown, ASSFLAP 2.0 was recovered in the California desert.

## ASSFLAP 3.0

ASSFLAP 3.0 was launched on an undisclosed date. GoPro footage recovered from the vessel was broadcast on a loop on November 24, 2016 (Thanksgiving Day). Following the success of ASSFLAP 2.0, the vessel was repurposed to send a cooked turkey to the stratosphere. The resulting footage was billed as a "Yule Log for Thanksgiving." The entire flight took a little less than two hours. Edited footage is viewable here.
Drum Streams

Occasionally, Kevin Pereira runs **drum streams** on The Attack channel, usually late at night. Drum streams actually predate The Attack itself. These are informal sessions where he will play along to music and video that he's cut together, or just whatever music he chooses.

Drum streams are very community-oriented, and often will conclude with Kevin interacting with Twitch chat.
Attack Episode 220

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Attack episode 220 aired on December 2, 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin was confused by the similarities between Mafia 3 and Grand Theft Auto, which is fair, really. She also declared her undying love for Jason, which is disturbing, really. Then she made some very inappropriate comments about the kids in the Peanuts comics.

Alex and Erin were underwhelmed by the latest Breath of the Wild trailer.

Alex swung his baby nephew around by a rope to quiet its crying, but the rope broke. Alex was more concerned about the rope than the baby. Then Erin stuffed the dead baby under her shirt because she is a woman and she can do anything.

Nick presented an Attack on Final Fantasy XV.

Alex and Erin competed in a Final Fantasy IRL challenge called Final Fantasy Fast: 2Fast 2Fantasy. They had 90 seconds to change their clothes into Final Fantasy characters' clothes. Then they fished and cooked like in the game, and then pushed a car across the studio. Alex put the E brake on in the car and tricked Erin into thinking she was a super weakling. Then Los came in and overcame the brakes with is monsterous strength.

Streams of the Week featured:

* **Day9**, who spilled a glass of water on his keyboard, and on a separate occasion poured coffee on his keyboard.
* **TheAttack**, for Alex's record-breaking Yeah Boy. Because it was disputed, Alex changed it to "longest time not being relevant on Twitch"
* An unnamed streamer, who used profanity as an art form when she got a donation.
* Another unnamed streamer, who did a great vape trick.

Erin took exception to the trick and did a better one:she blew a vape cloud into the camera and turned into Jason!!!
Dr. Butts

**Dr. Butts** is a recurring character on The Attack. He is an alcoholic doctor that is never seen without a beer in his hand. He has the uncanny ability to heal his patients with the power of his flatulence.

He was first seen coming to Evanne's aid when her eye was injured in a BB gun accident.

He is played by Corrado Caretto.
Attack Episode 41

Fake Nintendo Leaks

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The Attack episode 41 aired on 9 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Kevin Pereira It was made clear at the beginning of the show that Alex was the host and Kevin was the cohost.

Alex showed off the AttackBot he "built" with the company's Patreon money.

Then he made a salad with his mouth in a suggestive manner in a "new cooking segment."

Kevin leaked that he was hosting the Nintendo World Championships a day before he was supposed to say so, and got caught! Alex and Kevin showed off some fake Nintendo leaks.

Viewers could donate to make Alex and Kevin switch sides back and forth in an Apple vs. Android debate.
Attack Arcade

**Attack Arcade** was a weekly show airing from 4pm - 6pm on The Attack's Twitch channel. It is hosted by Alex Corea with segments hosted by Coral Frederick, Nick Limon, and Joey Thimian. The show encourages chat interaction by distributing points based on activity in Twitch chat. The Top 5 chat members are entered into a raffle at the end of the show to win a prize. There are also unlockable stunts once the sub goal is reached.

Since the show is based on chat interaction Coral is the keeper of the scoreboard calling out the Point Leaders though out the show as well as some of the comments that stand out in chat. The moderators are the agents that award points to chat for the cleverest quips and insights.

This show was created as a way to bring back The Attack with the funds that have been raised with Twitch Subs and Patreon. It is not to replace the flagship show, but to capture the same tone and energy in a more cost effective manor.

## Attack Arcade Episodes

\*This was not only the final episode of Attack Arcade, but the Attack's final stream on Twitch. The Attack's Twitch channel was promptly deleted after the show on March 28, 2018. ~~Alex stated there would still be streams on TheAttack.live, and on their Patreon.~~

Update 4/11/18: Alex, Joey, Nick and Coral announced their new venture on Twitch, called CYBERGARBAGE. Follow their channel for alerts when they go live, and look for CYBERGARBAGE around social media!
Attack Episode 39

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The Attack episode 39 aired on 3 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

Liz drew Urban Pictionary for Alex and Milynn.

A Fallout 4 trailer was shown in The Rundown.

The stunt at the end was a competition between Alex and Milynn to place as many cola-filled water balloons in Yaniv's pants as they could without breaking them.
Attack Episode 156

Yaniv Fituci

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The Attack episode 156 aired on 27 May 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

   Alex showed off his new puppy Sebastian (Corrado Caretto in a dog suit). Sebastian licked peanut butter off of Alex's fingers (and other parts!). Then Alex brought Corrado back out and showed him B roll of Alex rubbing his fingers on all sorts of gross surfaces.

The Attack revealed new hot chest hair-related merch for the summer, including the he-kini. Evanne shaved Mike's back with peanut butter as shaving cream.

Evanne had a bunch of Skittles and large veggies in her mouth until she was told to spit them out. Alex juggled some of them.

Alex introduced the Carny Games, a series of stunts including the Syringe Toss, the Toilet Unclogging Challenge, and Stab the Rat. Alex stabbed Jeremy to complete Stab the Rat, and a police officer (Yaniv) came by to say that was awesome.

   In The Rundown, Evanne and Alex discussed:

* Microsoft is banning the use of common passwords on their accounts
* No Man's Sky delayed again, at least until July and August

Nice Assets featured a photoshop by **Squirtle Space Program** and a video by **Jotate12.**

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and the new Whisper Room was showed off! Also, it was Mayron's birthday!