Jim Wipsi

**Jim Wipsi** is a money person and the owner and founder of Slamazon Corporation.

## History

### Early life

Jim Wipsi was born to a very rich family. His father, Kenneth Wipsi, worked for Kennron Corporation and masterminded the Kennron scandal, making his family a fortune which he hid in offshore bank accounts. He had one sister, Jane Wipsi. As a child, he was often referred to as "Jimmy", which he hated.

In elementary school, he was the founder and captain of the golf team, which his father paid for. However, he was not an especially good golfer, and finished school with the highest golf score in the country. He later quit the sport.

In 1994, Wipsi founded Cadaver Corporation with his partner Grandpappy Peepers as an online marketplace for books. After a lawyer pointed out its similarity to the name of the company Cadabra, Inc., another online bookstore founded by Seattle businessman Jeff Bezos, Wipsi changed the company's name to Slamazon Corporation. He chose the name, a portmanteau of the words "Amazon" and "slam," to evoke feelings of exoticism and power. The company was started on a sizable investment of $2,500,000 by his father.

### Research into Peeper essence

Between 1994 and 1998, Wipsi headed secret Slamazon research into the nature of Peeper essence, the mysterious life force of the Peepers. He oversaw the abduction of many Peepers, converting them into non-fungible tokens in order to harness their Peeper essence. By consuming raw Peeper essence, he was able to artificially extend his youth. His research also revealed the energy potential of Peeper essence.

In 2021, aboard a private jet, he revealed his research to Grandpappy Peepers, who reacted with disgust, as Wipsi had expected. Wipsi scuttled the jet with Peepers aboard over the town of Roswell, and believed him dead in the crash. Grandpappy Peepers was reported missing but his body was never found.

### Consolidation of Slamazon Corp.

After the disappearance of Grandpappy Peepers, Jim Wipsi took full control of Slamazon Corporation, whose revenues exceeded 500 billion dollars that year. Under his command, Slamazon began distributing portable energy generators that secretly contained NFTs of abducted Peepers from which they derived their energy.

In the year 2053, at the age of 88, he married 33-year-old Katy-Gretchen Keenster, a writer who had worked in the upper management of Slamazon for ten years previously. Over the next sixteen years, Wipsi and Keenster had five children - Milt, Ezmerelda, Elizaborth, Charles Teegan, and Keanly. In secret, Wipsi experimented on his children both pre- and post-natally, giving them various psychic powers and derangements. Keenster divorced Wipsi following this, and the details of his experiments were kept secret.

After his divorce from Katy-Gretchen Keenster, Jim Wipsi met and started a romance with Jeelian Peepers.

### Chance encounter with Beely Peepers

In 2069, Jim Wipsi paid a surprise visit to one of his Jimmy's Diner locations outside of Slamazon City #01, in order to check on the work ethic of his employees. During the event, he met Pongas Peepers, who he believed to be a money person like himself, and began a relationship with her, unbeknownst to Jeelian Peepers. As he left, Beely Peepers entered the establishment to order lunch, and stepped on Wipsi's toes by accident. Wipsi vowed revenge on Peepers, and began stalking him.