Glasgow Simmons

Glassy

Captain Simmons

Charlotte Simmons (Mother)

Ash Simmons (Brother)

Balincia Simmons (Sister)

Michael Townley (Good Friend)

Nick Jackson (Good Friend)

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Glasgow Simmons, the owner of the Los Santos marina, who is known for smoking huge pipes and talking like a pirate, is a cheerful, happy-go-lucky guy who talks about boats to much

He grew up in a rich home with a nice mother, a classy father, a preppy sister and a can't-get-enough of masturbation goth brother. Diversity was rich in the Glasgow estate.

His sister collected makeup and purses, to the regular eye she'd be a spoiled brat, which was true because if she got said no to she would through a fit. One time during her temper tantrum, which resulted when he mom didn't let her get the new designer bag, she attacked a elderly couple by scratching them violently. Luckily they both survived and went on to live good lives.

While his sister collected makeup, his brother collected rats. He would dismember and dissect them and make sacrifices to somebody he would call, Monokathianafighiki. Glasgow would try his utmost to not ask questions and to never even really talk to him.

He didn't get along with his girlfriend either. The first time Glasgow met his goth sister it was over dinner as Ash had invited her over. One second they were enjoying a pot roast as a family, the next second Ash and his goth girlfriend started doing some sort of dark ritual, making the table and the chairs fly in the air. Charlotte was screaming and Keith was doing everything in his power to stop it, even throwing the pot roast at his girlfriend, but that only made it worse.

After that, his mom and dad never let his girlfriend around again. She would still sneak into the house though.

One night, they were having overly loud and obnoxious sex. He peeked through the door to see what was going on and she had a ski mask on with a collar around her neck and Ash was holding a leash. He was saying "Hoorah! Hoorah! Yup Yayee Yup". He thought enough was enough so he went into the kitchen and got a kitchen knife, entered the room and stabbed them both to death.

The next morning, his mom and dad found their corpses and only assumes one of their rituals went horribly wrong. Ash was never really loved anyways.

At the age of 16, Glasgow's dad got a yacht and Glasgows obsession for boats began. He loved them. Driving them, looking into the mechanics of them and observing them. He was a boat nerd if you will.

He bought his first boat at the age of 23. He loved it. He loved tending to it, watching it and it was by far his favorite place to masturbate.

His fisherman uncle then gave him a pipe at the age of 25. He smoked it non-stop and the pipe was almost bigger than his leg.

At the age of 39, Glasgow scraped up enough money, half of it being from his dads inheritance, to buy the marina. And it was his dream. He looked at boats, sold them to people, and owned three of his own.

He got in with the rich folks well, as he was one, he hired and fired people at his will and began to talk like a pirate. Many people gave him the name of "Captain Simmons"

Then he began to teach people how to drive boats, giving boat lessons. He encountered a man who didn't like his form of cheating and tried to stab him many times. Glasgow beat him up and knocked him out and threw him into the water.

Then he met Don Stevensons. He took them for a boat ride, which went wrong. A group of 8 jocks came riding up to them in jetskis and threw rocks at them. Rodrigo got hit right in the head and Don Stevensons, in the crotch. Once they went away, their boat hit a rock, leaving them stranded out in open sea. Then two sharks began circling them and were attacking the boat. George was bitten but pulled away before any significant damage.

They were out there for about a day and a half, starving and cold. Geroge was close to dead and Glasgow not too far away from dead as he left his pipe back at the Marina. Don Stevensons found a can of 15 year expired beans floating in the ocean and they all split it. Rodrigo got food poisoning from it.

Then they eventually got the chance to swim away, all the way back to shore. They called for a cab on the side of the highway.

And that was Glasgow's life, up until now. He pursued in boats and boat engineering for the rest of his time in Los Santos (before the great destruction) Riding boats, fixing boats and smoking his massive pipe.