The Musical Cat-Stravaganza

**"The Musical Cat-Stravaganza"** is a group of original songs sung by The Gray One's cat siblings in the episode, "Who's Going to the Vet?". Portions of the songs are played three times in the episode.

## Background

The Gray One offers a stay at his home to Tabitha after she escapes from the Foam and Fur Cat Café after an attempted kidnapping and warns her that his siblings could kill her after The Gray One lost most of his body parts. They entered in with the cats' eyes staring at them and were introduced with The Clean One singing with other cats. Tabitha confuses by the fact that the cats love singing a musical Cat-Stravaganza to prevent attacking each other.

The Gray One helps to try to defend Tabitha from the cats for not wanting to join their musicals and overslept, missing his rehearsal. The cats then sing again while they make The Gray One out of the show and made him blame Tabitha.

Tabitha awakes herself after a nightmare where she was chased by the cats turning into zombies and beg of her to join, which convinced her to join their show as long as they allow The Gray One back in and names herself "Chorus Cat". They all then sing later during the episode's credits, with applause from their owner, and continued to rumble.

## Lyrics

### First Part

 **Percival Sir Paw (The Clean One):**

*Does a stranger sense danger

In the house of a hoarder?

Then, Jellimon Juniper, an introduction's in order

I'm Percival Sir Paw,

But you can call me The Clean One*

**Chazzery Lymph (The Missing-A-Spleen One):**

*And I'm Chazzery Lymph,

The Missing-A-Spleen One*

**Grumplerump (The Warm Wet One):**

*I'm Grumplerump,

Known as The Warm Wet One*

**Conjoinity Jones (The Duet One):**

*We're Conjoinity Jones,

We're The Du-et One!*

### Second Part

**Percival Sir Paw (The Clean One):**

One, two, three...

**All Cats:**

*Neglect is our dad, infection's our mother*

**Percival Sir Paw (The Clean One):**

*When we're not singing, we're killing each other!*

**All Cats:**

*There's always a place for you!*

**Percival Sir Paw (The Clean One):**

The Gray One, you're out of the show!

**The Gray One:**

But I'm Monocules Monroe: The gentleman cat from Microwave Mountain!

**Percival Sir Paw (The Clean One):**

You know we have a zero-tolerance policy regarding missed rehearsals.

**Tabitha:**

Who do I talk to about sleeping accommodations?

**The Gray One:**

Aah! This is all your fault! Everyone hates you! And now they hate me!

But you obviously don't care because you--

**Hates the Gray One One:**

I'll kill you!!

**The Gray One:**

Aah!

**All Cats:**

*He's out of the show,

He's out of the show,

He's out of the show!!*

**Tabitha:**

I have no faith in this show.

### Third Part

**Percival Sir Paw (The Clean One):**

*So, you've just screwed up your perfect life*

**All Cats:**

*You're in deep crap!*

**Percival Sir Paw (The Clean One):**

*Deep crap's a warm, soft place to land*

**All Cats:**

*Trust us, way softer than pus*

**The Gray One:**

*You better learn to like it fast,*

**The Scabby One:**

*Live each day like it's your last,*

**All Cats:**

*'Cause your life expectancy's not grand!

You're damned,

Avoid any long-term plans*

**Hates the Gray One One:**

I'll kill you!!

**All Cats:**

*You were the best, now you're just the rest*

**Tabitha:**

*And I smell like a dead, rotten skunk

Uh, I'm Tabitha, but you can call me The Stuck Up One!*

**All Cats:**

*There's always a place for you,

In junk!*

## Trivia

* The organized cat musicals are a parody of the Cats musical.