Dr. Bhatawadekar

## Dr./Prof. Bhatawadekar

### Aliases

"Daddy", Dr. Dickhole Diddles, Professor Pussy Plunderer, Pedo Pete King of the Diddler Beat, Dagoth Ur, Voryn Dagoth, the Sharmat

### Affiliation

The Sixth House, Gattu Battu Security Agency

## Physical description

### Species

Immortal, Ascended Being

**Dr. Bhatawadekar** is an elderly professor of the place, he is hidden under the house of business of Gattu and Battu. He can get angry at times, but mainly if they boys ruin an invention he was working on or if he is interrupted working on something.

## History

### Before *Gattu Battu*

Little is known about Dr. Bhatawadekar's past prior to the events of Gattu Battu. He clearly has had some success as an inventor to earn him enough money to continue making absurd devices.

### *Gattu Battu*

Prior to the start of the series, Bhatawadekar was allowed to establish his lab underneath the Gattu Battu Security building and was the first employee hired by the two convicted war criminals. He remains underground with his tech, usually coming up when being needed for a case or having to show a new invention to the moronic duo.

#### The Time Machine

Bhatawadekar created a time-machine underneath the Gattu Battu Security Agency and through a series of mishaps, ends up throwing himself, Gattu, Battu, and Ting-Tong into the past. Although they were able to return to the present, Bhatawadekar influenced Gattu to sacrifice Ting-Tong to a group of cannibals that threatened a village.

Upon their return to the present, they realize that Ting-Tong had scheduled the day off and did not come into work, leaving them all with the question of who really died that day. And who actually came back.

### After *Gattu Battu*

After the death of Gattu and Battu, he retreated to Dagoth-Ur where he met his ultimate fate at the hands of the Nerevar.

## Skills

Despite being a professor, he is an incompetent jackass that should not be allowed near any sort of technology. Some examples of his "inventions" would be having a washing machine that works as a microwave, a fridge that’s a shoe closet, and a faucet that has coffee come out instead of water. His inventions seems pretty good and do what they are suppose to do in helping the boys (if they keep a good grip on it) other times his inventions have fallen into the wrong hands and have been used against them.

## Personality

Dagoth Ur is typically well liked by Gattu, Battu, and the rest. However, despite appearances, the Good Doctor has a quick temper that escalates quickly. He is also shown to be a cruel sadist that revels in delivering pain upon those who don't bottom for him. He often implements his devices in a sexual manner that more often than not leads to dismemberment or death.

## Relationships

### Gattu and Battu:

Dagoth Ur's relationship with both main characters is fairly pleasant when they don't ruin his inventions. Otherwise, the good doctor lashes out in anger.

### Ting Tong:

When he doesn't lash out at Gattu and/or Battu, he unleashes his anger on Ting-Tong. On the surface, his relationship with Ting Tong may resemble the sort of relationship one has with pub lice. However, there is a much deeper, darker hatred of the young man.

## Quotes

"*What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.*"

"*Come, Gattu Battu. Friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the samosa, and Ting Tong. And bring your Prison Wallet, I have need of it."*

## Behind the scenes

Before the hiatus just before Season 2 aired, a five minute short was posted to the Nick India YouTube page showing the good doctor beating Ting-Tong within inches of his life with two bamboo sticks before being thrown into a back alley where the fat henchmen violently sodomized him for hours on end. This included a double penetration cream pie.

Despite the similar profession, there is no clear link between the Good Doctor and Wring-Wrong from the *Gattu Battu* spin-off series *Ting-Tong*.