Episode 47: Piss Economy

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## Episode Summary

We've all heard about trickle down economy, but what about a trickle down tinkle to replace gold? You got a drickle in your dickle? Bout to let a little drip drop? Save it for a rainy day, piss is money.

## Idea Details

* Idea: Trickle-Down Economics #1, Piss-Based Economy, Piss Economy
* Creator of idea: Josiah
* Purpose of idea: Drew, let's get into the show. So I wanna talk to you today about a little thing called financial - financ- financials today. (Drew: "The banking.") Checking account. (Drew: "You're gonna get me a new debit card.") The h- working at the job. (Drew: "Doing work.") P- paychecks and ch- and balances. (Drew: "The old ball 'n' chain.") Coins. (Drew: "Bitcoin. Javacoin.") Uh I don't think we're gonna talk about those ones but - (Drew: "OK.") I wanna talk to you about the h- about uh the way that money and society are interlinked and how they work together. So when you think of uh how society is set up, what do you think that it is? (Drew: "Well it's a bit - it's like a pyramid.") Mhm, well perfect, very good, yes. (Drew: "Um at the bottom, there's -") You. (Drew: "Well, yes. And then at, I guess, the middle, there's you. That means middle aged. And then right at the top are the super-rich, and they're the top of the pyramid, and they're the point - that's the part of the pyramid where the Egyptians would use - uh they would use it to contact the aliens. Is that correct?") Exac- and so \*ahem\* uh you kn- rem- you remember who the b- uh remember who the or- the - remember who the orange guy was that everyone made fun of a couple years ago? A- his name was Donald, right? (Drew: "Donald Trump!") Before Donald, there was someone named Ronald. And I ain't talkin' McDonald. I'm talkin' Raygon. (Drew: "Ronald Raygon.") And he was uh the guy who kind of invented that pyramid that you just mentioned. The pyramid structure of money. And I think it was called trick - trick down - trick - trickle-down money. (Drew: "Well. No. Trickle-down... economy.") Exactly. And so for the - to understand what that is, uh I think we need to have an explainer of that, because I don't really get it but I think it's something to do with what you just said. So basically a lot of people say that it's the greedy man's \*thppt\* way of making greedy man richer, OK? But basically, the idea is that the money, you give it to the rich man and he says, 'I'm a rich man, but I don't wanna be too rich, man!' So he gives it to the other man, pass it down to man-to-man, and then it gets to the bottom, and the scum at the bottom, people like Drew, they get the m- that's what they say trickle-down economics works like. But here's the thing: it doesn't work! So do you hear that? It's \*not\* good for society. (Drew: "And that's the opposite of what we wanna do with the podcast, right?") Exactly. (Drew: "There you go, trickle-down economics doesn't work, so wh-") Do you agree? (Drew: "I agree wi- yeah, I agree!") So you just agree the first thing you - the algorithm feeds you on YouTube, you just agree with it? (Drew: "No!") Well, you're right! You're correct! You w- you pass this round! You're correct. (Drew: "Oh, thank you so much. OK.") So the temptation from the leftists is to just say, 'Fuck it', to trickle-down economics and create some sort of non-pyramid structure, just a flat plateau where each person is equal and - and given the same amount of trickle at all times, and then we just have a society where it's more - less of a trickle-down and more of just a tepid pool of resources, so to speak, because it doesn't move! It's still water! And - and you know what - what happens to still water, is you get pond scum! (Drew: "Mhm. And bacteria, and all sorts of disgusting stuff.") Exac- well some bacteria is good for you. (Drew: "Well yeah, like yogurt.") Exactly. (Drew: "And the bacteria in - in your - your stomach that eats poisons, but there's also a lot of bacteria that's very harmful to you, that will give you diseases.") COVID-19. (Drew: "Exactly.") So the point - (Drew: "That's what makes bacteria so dangerous, and that's what makes standing water so dangerous!") So the point is that you need to have some - you can't just listen to what people like Alex Press wanna tell you: everyone should have the same amount of guacamole at Chipotle, or whatever it is, you know what I mean? It's like, there has to be some differentiation in order for a society to move forward; that's just how it works! So - so - so - so - so what if we don't abandon trickle-down entirely, but what if we just tweak it so that it's not about rich people hoarding money? What if we make a trickle-down economics that's based on a trickle that any human being can actively participate in? Do you know what I mean? (Drew: "I don't know what you mean. I thi- I need you to - I need you to go into a little more detail, Josiah.") I'm talking about - well look at this video that we're playing right now. Look at what this woman is meditating in. I'm talking about - (Drew: "Let me just describe it. It looks like she's - it's a yellow liquid, uhh bubbly, um-") Mhm. OK, yellow liquid, that's good. I'm talking about piss, Drew. I'm talking about reframing society to a piss-based society, where piss is the main currency, and trickling down becomes the ultimate way that we determine one's net worth based on the amount of piss, how much it trickles, where it goes. (Drew: "OK, so - so -") So lemme tell you - so what is the - what is the - what is the ra- I mean, lemme just begin by saying th- lemme just tell you the idea first, first and foremost. Every human being pisses. That's just a fact of life. I'm sorry if it offends you, it's true. That's science, we all piss. And that's facts. OK? (Drew: "I agree with that.") We take - now what is the financial center of the world? Wall Street, New York City, I mean wh- I don't know what's the Wall Street building, but we'll - we're gonna use the Empire State Building. Once a month, payday, each person is gonna line up outside the Empire State Building, go to the very top, you don't have to pay for the uh - you don't have to pay to - for the uh rooftop tour of it, cause this is different, this is a government thing. You go to the top of the Empire State Building, there's a cup on the ground on the streets of New York uh Manhattan, center of the world, really, for some people. There's a cup on the ground, and you piss off the building. And however much ends up in the cup determines how much you get paid! And there's something - one other element I wanna say is that, you know, scarcity is something that drives worth, scarcity is something that drives value. And think about what happens when you're dehydrated. What happens to your piss? It becomes gold. And there's less of it. It becomes a rare gold that - you know, you could drink all the water you want and have a clear endless piss stream, but if you're drinking that - that gold, I mean if you're barely drinking anything and you have that gold com- that burning - it burns the urethra because it's so full of - of uh gold. (Drew: "Well -") And so there's less of it, it's rare. And so it - the more yellow the piss that gets in the cup, that also ups the ante of what your net worth is. So we're talking real trickle-down economics based on a real human natural trickle, it's 100% natural, there's no - I mean, it doesn't - there's no bias, there's no uh taking account, there's no nepotism - I don't think there could be nepotism with piss, but I mean I'm open to devil play, of course. I'm talking about a society where once a month, we climb the Empire State Building, piss off the side into a cup, thus determining our net worth.
* Timetable: No timetable was given but all the infrastructure is already in place so the hard piss reset on society should go into effect shortly.
* Idea details:
	+ Society will be reframed to a piss-based society where piss is the main currency, and trickling down becomes the ultimate way that we determine one's net worth based on the amount of piss, how much it trickles, and where it goes.
	+ Once a month, everyone on the planet will line up outside the Empire State Building, which is the financial center of the world, and they will go to the very top. No one will have to pay to go to the top because this would be a government thing, not a rooftop tour of it. Upon reaching the top, they will try to piss off the side into a cup on the ground on the streets of New York, and however much piss ends up in the cup will determine how much they are paid. This is trickle-down economics.
	+ Because scarcity drives worth and value, and water scarcity means yellower piss, then yellower piss would up the ante somewhat of how much that person would be paid that month.
	+ A kidney stone will become a diamond.
	+ The street where the Empire State Building is located will be closed down every month on payday so that no one gets stray piss in the face.
	+ There will be an air platform or airship or hot air balloon that will float above the Luxor Pyramid in Las Vegas, Nevada. People will piss off the hot air balloon onto the top of the Luxor, and the piss will then trickle down the pyramid of the Luxor into a series of several cups all the way around the base of the pyramid to introduce an element of randomness. These cups could be those foot-long margarita cups. Hitting one of the sides of the Luxor with your piss would cause a trickle down one path, but hitting the exact top of the pyramid would cause your piss to trickle down many different paths on the pyramid. There will be cups with different values so this will be like a piss-based Plinko machine.
	+ There will be several of these so-called piss banks in all the major cities across the world, such as the Empire State Building in New York and the Luxor Pyramid in Las Vegas, all of which could have slight derivations on the piss collection model. This would also make it easier for everyone on the planet to travel to their nearby piss bank every month.
	+ They may add rafters on the sides of the Empire State Building so the piss trickles.
	+ Along the sides of the piss ramp of every piss bank, there will be piss strips/sensors which will be able to know if there is weed in the piss or ecstasy in the piss because there will be a drug testing strip, a ketosis strip, and a pregnancy test strip for each person. Each person will be paying for the pregnancy strips with their currency piss.
	+ A secondary market will spring up in relation to the piss trickle collection based around how people can wring out the pregnancy test strips and collect all the piss throughout the month. This would be called pissive income.
	+ The piss will be left in the cups and will eventually harden in the bottom of the cup cylinder throughout the month. As the month goes on, you will break off a little piece of the piss coin to use to pay for things. This is how more dehydrated piss will have more value, because piss with a lot of sediment and dust in it will harden into piss coins much more readily than hydrated clear piss.
	+ Rich people could game the Piss-Based Economy by staying dehydrated all the time or by having a factory of dehydrated people pissing and then they take the majority of that piss and evaporate it right away to get a bunch of piss coins, and maybe they would give their pissers some compensation with a little bit of the coin, but they would otherwise take the majority of that piss and collect it and possibly inject it into themselves and then when it comes time to do the test, they would have some extremely potent urine that is not theirs and that they didn't pay for or compensate their workers correctly but they will get all the benefits from. However, after Trickle-Down-Economics #1 is implemented, it will be a hard restart on society so there will be no rich people at the start. This means there will be no one with the resources to create a piss factory, so if anyone builds a factory of piss harvesting and injecting piss, it's gonna exist as a co-op to begin with, because everyone's net worth is only based on how much piss they can create. Thus piss factories are inherently leftist. And if they decide that they wanna pick one leader who is pure of heart enough to lead them, and choose that leader as the one they inject with their own piss in the factory, thus creating kind of a piss despot, that's up to the workers in the piss factory.
	+ If you have blood from an open wound inside your dick hole, then you get to go to a timeshare in Trickle-Down Economy #1. This would be like little incentives and bonuses and reward points.

## Devil Play

* Drew played devil by pointing out that pissing off the top of the Empire State Building would be more like a stream than a trickle, so he proposed instead that an air platform or airship or hot air balloon will float above the Luxor Pyramid in Las Vegas, Nevada. People will piss off the hot air balloon onto the top of the Luxor, and the piss will then trickle down the pyramid of the Luxor into a series of several cups all the way around the base of the pyramid to introduce an element of randomness.
	+ Josiah suggested that these cups could be those foot-long margarita cups.
	+ Drew said sure, something like that, and proceeded with his idea. He described how hitting one of the sides of the Luxor with your piss would cause a trickle down one path, but hitting the exact top of the pyramid would cause your piss to trickle down many different paths on the pyramid. There will be cups with different values so this will be like a piss-based Plinko machine.
	+ Josiah pointed out that Drew was already falling into the trap of modern capitalism, or crapitalism, which is why he is trying to switch it to pissitalism. He described how Drew was trying to gamify what Josiah was saying was a natural thing of what you can create is what you're worth.
	+ Drew suggested that it is a game already anyways because you're trying to get your piss into a little cup from the Empire State Building. He went on to say that wasn't quite natural, and if they wanted to say it was natural then they would just piss their pants and walk into a store and show them their pissed pants and they would be given whatever goods and services they needed with their pissed pants as currency.
	+ Josiah proposed an option whereby there are several of these piss banks all across the world, such as the Empire State Building in New York and the Luxor Pyramid in Las Vegas, all of which could have slight derivations on the piss collection model. This would also make it easier for everyone on the planet to travel to their nearby piss bank every month. He went on to suggest the possibility that they add a pyramid to the Empire State Building, or even possibly rafters on the sides of the Empire State Building so the piss trickles.
* Josiah self-devil played by asking if there is a way that rich people can game the system.
	+ Drew posited that rich people could game the Piss-Based Economy by staying dehydrated all the time or by having a factory of dehydrated people pissing and then they take the majority of that piss and evaporate it right away to get a bunch of piss coins, and maybe they would give their pissers some compensation with a little bit of the coin, but they would otherwise take the majority of that piss and collect it and possibly inject it into themselves and then when it comes time to do the test, they would have some extremely potent urine that is not theirs and that they didn't pay for or compensate their workers correctly but they will get all the benefits from.
	+ Josiah pointed out that just because these things could happen doesn't mean they shouldn't try.
	+ Drew put forth his belief that there should be some way to disincentivize injecting piss or having a piss factory.
	+ Josiah noted that as soon as you make piss factories illegal, factories that milk people for their piss to turn it into coins, they're just gonna open them anyways and then there's no regulations and then they become even more dangerous.
	+ Drew asked to clarify that Josiah meant he actually supported legalizing piss factories then.
	+ Josiah simply pointed out the reality that rich people are gonna be harvesting piss to inject it into themselves no matter how the system is set up. And so that's kind of the age-old question: What do we do about the rich people injecting themselves with poor people's piss?
	+ Drew wondered about whether there could be something that they could put into the needles. And there would only be one type of needle sold around the world that piss could go into. He then stated to ignore that idea and said he didn't know how to stop rich people from injecting poor people's piss into them.
	+ Josiah said Drew can't make an omelette because he's a fuckin dumbass. But he went on to say that if they want to make an omelette, they have to break a few eggs and that means that some rich people are gonna get some piss in them. He also put forward the notion that they don't yet know whether injecting dehydrated poor people's piss would make your piss more potent.
	+ Drew stated emphatically that it will.
	+ Josiah noted that Trickle-Down Economics #1 will be a hard restart on society so there will be no rich people at the start. This means there will be no one with the resources to create a piss factory, so if anyone builds a factory of piss harvesting and injecting piss, it's gonna exist as a co-op to begin with, because everyone's net worth is only based on how much piss they can create. Thus piss factories are inherently leftist and if they decide that they wanna pick one leader who is pure of heart enough to lead them, and choose that leader as the one they inject with their own piss in the factory, thus creating kind of a piss despot, that's up to them. He went on to say that since we're doing a hard piss reset, they had kind of been talking about a straw man the whole time because there are no rich people in Piss Economy.

## Notable Events

* This episode was released on the one-year anniversary of the release of the first episode of Globe Hell Warning, Episode 1: World Wide Train.
* Josiah and Drew reminisced and discussed the state of both the world and themselves as compared to one year ago.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Anniversary Dinner 💏 (Quarantine Style)" about a idea of a romantic night for you and ur love during this quarantine when we are unable to go out on date night so why not have one at home. Drew gifted this video to Josiah as an idea for what Josiah and his wife could do that night to celebrate the one-year anniversary of Globe Hell Warning while Drew is playing video games. Josiah and Drew considered the possibility that they would recreate this video next year on their two-year podcast anniversary.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "HOME DATE NIGHT IDEAS | HOW WE CELEBRATED OUR ANNIVERSARY" about how two people celebrated their anniversary during this time at home to give you some fun and romantic ideas for date nights during quarantine.
* Josiah spent all the Globe Hell Warning Patreon money in perpetuity on a one-year anniversary present for Drew. The present was a lot of celebrity Cameos to shout out their love of Globe Hell Warning. The eight celebrities who sent Cameos included:
	1. Nate Ruess from fun.
	2. Nate Ruess, P!nk collaborator
	3. Nate Ruess of Chapo FYM
	4. Nate Ruess from The Format
	5. Nate Ruess from the Eminem song
	6. Nate Ruess the friend
	7. Nate Ruess the father
	8. Nate Ruess the activist
	9. Nate Ruess the hero
	+ Twitter link to anniversary celebrity Cameos: https://twitter.com/globehell/status/1397583703484813318.
* Josiah and Drew watched the anniversary celebrity Cameos a few more times. Drew expressed his limitless disappointment in the gift.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Trickle down Economics Explained" about the perfect man giving a concise explanation of trickle down economics: Good or Bad, you decide.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Fascism The Musical - Trickle Down Economics Song" about the Trickle Down Economics Song with the Russian Golden Shower Dancers.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "theTRUTH: Trickle Down Economics Don't Work" about how according to the International Monetary Fund there's a major problem with trickle-down economics: it not only doesn't work, but it ends up backfiring by actually shrinking a country's GDP.
* Josiah and Drew watched the anniversary celebrity Cameos a few more times.
* Josiah revealed that he has quite a bit of blood in his yellow piss at the start, like there's a hard seal when you haven't squeezed a ketchup bottle in a while.
* Josiah and Drew watched the anniversary celebrity Cameos again.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "I'm choking with excitement because it's our one-year anniversary, Drew! Happy anniversary to Globe Hell Warning!"
* "But I think - still think, you know, an anniversary is a special time to just really re- hit the reset on - get - bring back the spark and really bond. So, Drew, I just wanna say Globe Hell Warning."
* "What does Globe Hell Warning mean to you?"
* "Yeah, I almost feel like your - I feel like when you search things, the algorithm should be smart enough to not serve you wife content, to be honest."
* "[In response to Drew saying he heard a fire alarm chirp in the video they were watching] Yeah I'm always hearing a chirp when you're talking."
* "[In response to the person in the video saying she married her husband in a train yard nine years ago that day] World Wide Train. We also've met and fell in love at a train!"
* "I don't wanna do crafts and, I mean, I guess I'm starting to get the impression uh is th- uh is th- are - do you think of thi- cause I kind of think of this podcast as kind of left- leftist changing the world and us getting really rich and famous kind of like a Champo uh kind of thing, get really famous rich leftist guys. Yeah, exactly, like that sort of kind of rich g- just become - become wealthy and also change the world and become goo- and be g- and just be like that sort of leftist podcast that will - that everyone loves, but a Canada one. But I'm starting to think that you might think of this as something a little bit more roman- and people say that about their business partners as well. But I'm starting to think that you - yeah, is that kind of what y- so are you thinking of this as more of a - have I been leading you on in the last year?"
* "I mean, sucking each other in is one thing, but if you're expecting to be sucked off, then you're gonna have to look elsewhere, bud."
* "Anyways, stop trying to fuck me cause we gotta get into the episode."
* "You're such a fuckin prick, Drew. You're such a prick."
* "I had to a- I had to go through different agents, booking agents, managers, management. As soon as - I know you can - I know you think that you can just get Nate in the DMs to talk about fuckin Zammis or uh Ghost Tours or whatever the fuck you're talking about with Alex Press these days. As soon as you get it - as soon as you get it formally recorded, an audio thing, you have to go through the official channels. This cost a lot of money."
* "[On the topic of Nate Ruess saying his name eight times] Eight - his name should be Eight Ruess, in my opinion."
* "[In response to the man in the video saying 'VODEd'] He said 'VODEd'! VODE!"
* "Shut the fuck up. Just-"
* "I'm talking about piss, Drew. I'm talking about reframing society to a piss-based society, where piss is the main currency, and trickling down becomes the ultimate way that we determine one's net worth based on the amount of piss, how much it trickles, where it goes."
* "Every human being pisses. That's just a fact of life. I'm sorry if it offends you, it's true. That's science, we all piss. And that's facts. OK? We take - now what is the financial center of the world? Wall Street, New York City, I mean wh- I don't know what's the Wall Street building, but we'll - we're gonna use the Empire State Building. Once a month, payday, each person is gonna line up outside the Empire State Building, go to the very top, you don't have to pay for the uh - you don't have to pay to - for the uh rooftop tour of it, cause this is different, this is a government thing. You go to the top of the Empire State Building, there's a cup on the ground on the streets of New York uh Manhattan, center of the world, really, for some people. There's a cup on the ground, and you piss off the building. And however much ends up in the cup determines how much you get paid! And there's something - one other element I wanna say is that, you know, scarcity is something that drives worth, scarcity is something that drives value. And think about what happens when you're dehydrated. What happens to your piss? It becomes gold. And there's less of it. It becomes a rare gold that - you know, you could drink all the water you want and have a clear endless piss stream, but if you're drinking that - that gold, I mean if you're barely drinking anything and you have that gold com- that burning - it burns the urethra because it's so full of - of uh gold. And so there's less of it, it's rare. And so it - the more yellow the piss that gets in the cup, that also ups the ante of what your net worth is. So we're talking real trickle-down economics based on a real human natural trickle, it's 100% natural, there's no - I mean, it doesn't - there's no bias, there's no uh taking account, there's no nepotism - I don't think there could be nepotism with piss, but I mean I'm open to devil play, of course. I'm talking about a society where once a month, we climb the Empire State Building, piss off the side into a cup, thus determining our net worth."
* "The Piss-Based Economy is literally proof that we can all be #1."
* "[On the topic of Wall Street traders] Who knows if I - when I say - hey, when I say that they're traders, I wonder how I'm spelling it. Just a little bit of a uh political sort of bent on what I'm saying."
* "It's less about the aim and more about like how much are you investing in yourself? Do you want to go for the gold and be a little bit dehydrated and have the gold come out, or would you rather sort of trade on penny stocks, aka clear piss from a hydrated bladder, or what happens if you eat some asparagus before payday? What - then what happens? I don't really know. And also - the other thing I forgot to mention is that this is also a perfect way to be testing people's piss for drugs."
* "Yeah, but you sh- you say that pi- I mean, the problem is that as soon as you say that piss factories are legal - sort of factories where they milk poor people for their piss to turn it into coins - as soon as you make those illegal, they're just gonna open them anyways, and then there's no regulations, and then they immediately become even more dangerous."
* "[On the topic of whether piss factories should be legal] All I'm saying is rich people are gonna be harvesting piss to inject it into themselves no matter how you - no matter how we set it up. And so I don't - that's kind of the - the age-old question is what do we do about the rich people injecting themselves with poor people's piss?"
* "I mean, I feel like no matter what, if you build a factory of piss harvesting and injecting piss, it's gonna exist as a co-op to begin with, because everyone's net worth is only based on how much piss they can create."
* "[On the topic of piss harvesting factories being inherently leftist] They're inherently leftist. Um and if they decide that they wanna pick one leader who is pure of heart enough to lead them, and choose that leader as the one they inject with their own piss in the factory, thus creating kind of a piss despot, that's up to them! That's not our - I mean, that's - that's the point of this - we're doing a hard piss reset, so we've kind of been talking about a straw man the whole time because there are no rich people in Piss Economy."

### Drew

* "Happy anniversary, one year! One year today we started off with the World Wide Train, we started changing the world, and boy, has the world changed with it."
* "Globe Hell Warning."
* "[On the topic of what Globe Hell Warning means to him] Well, Josiah, Globe Hell Warning means a lot to me. Um but at the end of the day, I think the most important thing about Globe Hell Warning is the relationship between you and I. Uh we've grown closer as friends, um and I was hoping uh we could kind of have an anniversary, I guess, get-together right now. You know, we're not gonna be able to have dinner together uh like a traditional anniversary, uh but I think uh we could do something now. Um I've got a video on um the perfect anniversary dinner in quarantine uh and I think we can take a look at that and maybe we can get ideas for what we wanna do for our anniversary. How does that sound?"
* "'Ey shut the fuck up."
* "I feel like she could be rockabilly maybe. I feel like she could have went from - she looks cheugy. I think she went from rockabilly to cheugy. And maybe she's gonna go from cheugy to, I don't know!"
* "So they're making plates. That's romantic! Do you wanna make some plates with me and be romantic with me?"
* "Chumbo trap house."
* "[On the topic of how he sees his relationship with Josiah] I see this almost as a marriage. And people say that about us! They say it's like - we're like an old married couple. Can't s- we can't keep our hands off each other!"
* "[On the topic of how he sees his relationship with Josiah] I've always felt that there's a sexual - a sexual um vortex, almost, uh where we - where we suck each other in."
* "[In response to hearing Josiah's one-year anniversary present that consisted of a selection of celebrity Cameos from Nate Ruess] That was - so he j- he just said, 'Hey -', now f- you - you - you made it sound like there was a selection of celebrities that - that uhh uh contributed, but that was just Nate. And the- he didn't say anything to us, about us."
* "[On the topic of the eight celebrity Cameos from Nate Ruess] Yeah, we- we- well, it's not even a Cameo, it's just - he's just saying his name."
* "[On the topic of Josiah's one-year anniversary present] Well, it's reall- i- th- ehhh this is not a gift, this is a slap in the face. I was expecting Cameos, multiple Cameos from different celebrities."
* "[On the topic of the eight Cameos] No, well there's - no, there's no Cameos, actually, there's no Cameos!"
* "[On the topic of the eight celebrities who sent Drew a Cameo] Well none of tho- none of those are celebrities. So uh I mean, I guess thank you! Oh, I love this! This is great! Oh, Nate! Oh, Nate again! It's Nate again!"
* "How am I a prick? How am I a prick?"
* "[In response to Josiah's question about how long he thinks it took Josiah to get Drew's one-year anniversary present] Uh well this video is about 19 seconds long, so I imagine about 21 seconds?"
* "[On the topic of Josiah's one-year anniversary present costing a lot of money] Well I think it was a waste of money. You should have taken that Patreon money and spent it on something good."
* "Let's not argue on our anniversary, Josiah. Let's just have a nice dinner with your wife, OK? I want you to get some s- um dishes from Dollar Tree, I want you to get some Bounty, I want you to have a good dinner. I appreciate that Nate took the time out, but I don't appreciate the fact that you uh -"
* "Ronald Raygon."
* "I like the idea, first of all. I think there's something beautiful and poignant about the idea of turning your yellow piss into real gold, because it is yellow, and it is stinky, so it does make a natural sort of uh pairing with gold."
* "I would love to give you a stone tonight, Josiah. If I could pass you a stone right now, I absolutely would. Cause that's how much you mean to me. And I'd give you the most golden piss."
* "If we wanted to just say it's natural, then we'd just piss our pants and then if we walked into a store, we'd just show our pissed pants and they'd give us whatever goods and services we needed with our pissed pants as currency."
* "OK, imagine this: they have a factory of people pissing, right? Um, dehydrated, and then they take that piss - well, either they can just evaporate it right away and then they have their coins, and they have a bunch of coins there - maybe they give their pissers um some compensation, but they keep the majority of the coin - right, uh or they could also take that piss and collect it and they could, I don't know, inject it into themselves and then when it comes time to do the test, then they have some uh extremely potent uh urine uh that is not theirs, that they didn't - they, you know, didn't pay for or compensate their workers correctly, but they are gonna uh get all the benefits from. Does that make sense?"
* "I mean, there should be - there should be something - some way of, I guess - I-I-I-I-I don't - I-I - s-something that disincentivizes injecting piss or um having like a piss factory."
* "I can tell you that I would be very rich in this new economy."
* "I'm trying to say, Josiah, the inside of your penis is bleeding."
* "[On the topic of why Josiah's penis is bleeding] Have you slammed like your balls in the drawer or something lately? Could that be the reason why? What about in like a car door?"
* "[On the topic of some things Josiah might have slammed his balls in lately] Cabinet door? Mouse trap? Finger trap?"
* "Well I think it's a great idea, I think there's issues that need to be worked out, I think you need to see a doctor, I think you need to get your penis checked out."
* "[On the topic of the Nate Ruess celebrity Cameos anniversary present] Did you pay him in piss?"

### Nate Ruess

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## Trivia

* This episode was released on the one-year anniversary of the release of the first episode of Globe Hell Warning, Episode 1: World Wide Train.
* This is the second episode name to include the word 'Economy', after Episode 45: The Gig Economy, though it should be noted that that episode includes the word 'The' and this episode does not.
* This is the second episode to revolve around an internally sourced golden currency, after the hidden talent inner gold currency discussed in Episode 42: GOLD!.
	+ Note: It is unclear what the implementation of this idea means for either WWD or for the hidden talent inner gold currency.