1000 Ways to Die (Season 13)

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1000 Ways to Die (Season 13)

## I've been Whacked. Leave a Message and You'll Get Back Here

Episode 1:

***Death Kitty***

(REFERENCE TITLES: TV Show "Hello Kitty")

* ***Way to Die #986: Freedom Frighters***: (aka *Fright-Militia*). On October 16, 2022 - Colorado, USA. A retiring rifleman named Franklin who stolen the someone's wrong package from its suburbs in Whittleton Creek. He stole a new one of his larceny in the garden after a woman named Midori is unable to chase a lot. Franklin opened the goddamm package as contained with the tetrodotoxin spray (especially extracted from the pufferfish). He got sprayed likely anthrax as he collapsed after his larceny is confiscated by the police and Franklin could not breathe from his frightmare at night.
* ***Way to Die #568: Gas-Phyxiated***: (aka *Gas-Choked*). On July 24, 2023 - Los Santos, USA. A female sous chef named Patty. She opened the restaurant during shotgun wedding in the kitchen, her career after overcooked the french fries and a smoked blueberry muffin. But, turns out, Araldo suggested that cinnamon as spooned to feed her mouth and because she got cough like a COVID-19 and her lugh have been asphyxiated after she collapsed at floor as gas cooking still leaked off.
* ***Way to Die #511: Whittleton Croaked***: (aka *Croaked Off of the Creek*). On November 28, 2019 - Whittleton Creek, Vermont. A woman named Rachel Pichardo who want to eat some french fried and a blueberry muffin. She entered Gayle's property to find a rake to kill herself as a Croaked Miss. Pichardo got shot with a covert pistol by an undercover agent Emmanuel shooting on her carotid artery causing blood loss after the gardener Gayle Pooley touched her body and he call for help here want to call 911.
* ***Way to Die #708: Banks All Folks*** (aka *Wayne Till You're Dead*) On October 18, 2019 - Milton-Fitzpatrick Bank, New York. Wayne Bronson, an investment banker in the bank. He is working before director Savalas dies due to deaf boned. While Wayne tried to stop the robbery after Gourd and Sugar Squirrel after any banker still evacuated off, he was able to call for help was gone. Wayne died was a fraud or trouble and strangled by Gourd after Bronson choked to death, despite being aggressed off by a thief to be boned likes all folks.
* ***Way to Die #17: Die-Olin*** (aka ***Violin Dissection***) On August 5, 2016 - Kathy's House, Seattle, Washington. Kathy was a violinist who hired by the butler Jennings during music annual (unblindfolded), albeit that violin's wire has broken and she gets revenge for the old rich guy were becomes overshadowed by himself. She throwing the violin stick, but a bulletproof glass is not broken and it is again throwed or pierced her heart, her blood drools from her mouth still unable to call for help at the time of her death.
* ***Way to Die #904: Straw-buried*** (aka *Strawberry Fury*) On October 3, 2021, Chongqing, China. Vera was an Americanized-Russian analyst employed by the entire facility, her girlfriend is Annie Qing, one of the gardener who went groundskeeping at the analyst's non-private properties. She recently blend in or Vera uses the computer desktop to analyze the dead strawberry is poisoning around like a chef Valentine Montgomery's lethal poison liquids are now being soaked off, she eats the most poisonous strawberry where she eats upon death on the glass coffin, Vera had been seen wears a black underwear and a bra when dying often buried alive, Annie found dead analyst Vera poisoned to death after a heart attack until she died.
* ***Way to Die #950: Little Flowershop of Horrors*** (a.k.a. ***Myocar-D'oh Arigato***) On February 13 2018 - Grimsborough, USA. Barbara Litzke, (Japanese: エリザベス˙リッツケ), a flowershop worker who seeling else (such as several flowers are including the peony) until she died.

Episode 2:

***DeDeatheled***

(REFERENCE TITLES: Game "Bejeweled")

* ***Way To Die #675: Hawks-billed (AKA: Waxed Offed)*** On June 20, 2023, in Suva, Fiji. an Fijian Turtle Hunter named Joseph, who went at underwater, find out of hawksbill sea turtle. hunter pick hawksbill sea turtle up, but is too heavy from hawksbill sea turtles, she died from crushed to death by a hawksbill sea turtles. was Insanity killing himself.

* ***Way To Die #578: Under-Grounded Vindaloop (AKA: Teenager Grounded Forever)*** On May 21, 2021, in Covina, CA. a Teenager Girls named Kayla, going to hang from friends and a uncle calling parents, got of "Sneaking House". and now teenager girls get grounded, be for a Kayla punches Kenny testicles, Kenny was killed by a Kayla use a fist.

* ***Wat to Die #960: Viñedo-Yucky (AKA: Viñedo Yates All Folks)*** On June 13, 2021, in Mendoza, Argentina. A caucasian female television star named Tess Bautista had enjoy the party. She welcomes and confronted the waitress, Valeria, she interacts with Tess want to drink the wine could be useful here, at the winery Viñedo Yates, she drank the grape wine at the tasting room, Tess get outside when she poisoned has emetic, when Tess alone, she became sick which she suffering a heart attack after drinking the energy drink too much more than two. Tess suddenly collapsed on the floor after she vomited. She died because her heart stopped beating until she died within several minutes.